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| Sndk be there or be squared |
| 😹😹😹 |
| NEVER. |
| 71 hours |
| Same brother |
| Now, I have no doubt that photonics for ai will become a thing. However, there are a lot of big players already working on it, including, e.g., nvidia, intel, or ibm. What can POET do that these guys cannot already do by themselves? Which is your investment thesis about POET? |
| Liquidity |
| They flip flop on this so often that i dont even care to read the headlines |
| You can never have maximum profit, gain is a gain bro and you outperformed the indices. |
| Watch your back bro |
| I bought OPEN at 1.00 and sold at 1.01. All I can do is laugh at it now, otherwise it will really screw with my trading. My advise it: mourn it for a few days and then let it go. There's opportunities everywhere, every day. |
| dude allegedly took out a 50k loan \~3 years ago to YOLO into $ASTS or something like that and is now at unrealized value of like 3 million, paid off his debts, etc |
| Yup exactly |
| There's no such thing as chicks with dicks, only dudes with tits. |
| Look on the bright side. You're going to die eventually |
| Those are physical though |
| I’m saying it’s not easy to just leapfrog leaders in that field. Remember when they built the prototype euv machine and a lot of people thought that they immediately would take over chip production. Could it happen sure but people act like it’s forgone and will happen in a year or something lol. Might be 5 years might be 30 might never happen. |
| You be thankful you made money, thats how you deal with it. You could have sold and then it went down. Its always easy to look back and say what if or why didn't i just do this or that etc. with investments, but there's no crystal balls and at the time we always do what we think is right. |
| Free Iran from the evil Islamic Regime baby! |
| Why? Why would Canada ever trust again? |
| Why is the government letting me have freedom? |
| Pioneer woman's titties |
| ^(I don't feel safe in other subreddits) |
| 🥂 |
| Well is you wanted cheaper silver eagle from the US mint good luck. Essentially doubled the price after they pulled silver for a week. |
| China is tightening restrictions on high frequency trading. While the U.S. tightens the noose on retail traders. Rare win for Gyna. |
| Sure but it won’t be the ridiculous hopium expectation so price will tank. |
| Anyone tried breaking in? |
| eu market doest have 5x leverage etf though. I'm salivating with jealousy over in usa. |
| Ah, you're only trading for the last 2 years and you haven't experienced any significant loss I assume that's why you're asking those kinds of questions. Dude, there's no "opportunity cost" in retrospect, I mean after you know what you "could have" done. That's wishful thinking. |
| It’s a build your own stimulus through scalping spy |
| Hookersnblow markets open? |
| Starbucks is planned to revitalize itself is close stores, layoff people and free protein foam😭 |
| Smile ! Tomorrow will be worse |
| How much longer till can short RKLB? \nI know I know ur all excited and bullish. But the time will come . |
| Greed ain’t cheep |
| How many days away from us is Tuesday? |
| Preach. I work with a lot of smart people at a big tech company, but half of them are stubborn idiots and they’re going to be completely left behind. Even some don’t refuse to use AI, but are doing dumb shit like copying and pasting code from Gemini. “I don’t wanna use cursor because I like pycharm”, ok man but we’re doing laps around you now. |
| Just a reminder that the market is closed on monday |
| Get those things that hold your pants up and tighten them a bit. |
| "segue" |
| I mean it seems like you sold cause you gained 100% you had no real reason to sell. Maybe you just didn’t have conviction and joined a trade with no knowledge. Good learning lesson for 100% gain usually people pay a price. |
| Have you tried calls instead of shares? |
| I bought meta at 95 and sold at 217. I hear ya. Best to move on and use that mental energy to look for your next opportunity. |
| Their revenue will be $500mm to $1b for the next couple years. Their market cap is $45b. I love the company and own a lot of shares, but did take some off the table. |
| Literally trying to psyche myself up rn to put on clothes... walk to the store and buy some. Sigh... |
| What do they have behind server racks?\n\n\nStorage is the current bottleneck |
| Buy 10 cats |
| Never for me. \n\n\nIncome capped out |
| market disagrees |
| Truth is it's gonna help them to push market higher since they will be getting extra premium on mag7. They are looking for extra liquidity. Fuck *ff seriously lol. |
| Weight loss drugs can save Airlines $580 million annually on fuel-CBS [Link](https://www.cbsnews.com/news/weight-loss-drugs-glp1s-airlines-fuel-costs/?ftag=CNM-00-10aab7e&linkId=899314935)\n\nCalls on airlines and ozempic. |
| Lame and no reason to have this.\n\nOnly the indexes need this. |
| What are you taking about? I just need it to organize my porn folder |
| Stimulus check wen\n\n☹️ |
| I dumb ass had 50k in a 2% interest savings account |
| Headline: Nvidia suppliers halt H200 output after China blocks chip shipments |
| The founder own 80%, is he scamming himself when he dilutes? |
| The problem with a random youtube link is it could be a huge waste of time, lame... a rickroll or perhaps something incredible \n\n\nhttps://youtu.be/Z8LtP1GsoeA?si=DifNMlJzqtkhY1MO |
| Go on |
| …\nThe market is closed on Monday |
| Did you write this from a Wendy’s parking lot? |
| Aint no way rklb isnt overvalued here. |
| Thank you for your attention to this matter |
| Look at the positive. You could have lost your whole account and be living in the dumpster behind your local Wendy’s . |
| Gyna numbah wan in chips and Ai soon. NVDA back to $5. |
| Don’t look backwards. I bought some Luna crypto a few years ago and I didn’t pay attention to the news. Oh well, lost a few thousand on it. What did I learn? That there is btc and everything else is a shitcoin. \n\nI bought some Intel right after it cratered in 2024 because it’s got to go up. They fired the ceo at the time, so I got cold feet. I ended up selling for about a 5% profit. If I’d held longer, oh what might have been. What did I learn? Not much beyond you have to give a turnaround a little more time. I bought some Boeing and I’m glad I held.\n\nOh well. Move on. Learn from mistakes but don’t obsess over them. |
| Your pussy ass ain’t doing it right, either 0 or Lambo. |
| **Ban Bet Created:** **/u/Flimsy-Ingenuity-186** bet **TSLA** goes from **437.4** to **446.14** before **19-Jan-2026 10:20 AM EST**\n\nTheir record is 18 wins and 76 losses.\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| Slam piece. \n\nRBC Analyst got mixed reviews after calling a few businesses and asking about their ROI. \n\nReddit has the data and has been working with businesses to create more transparency and new tools. This is nothing more than a tech company growing and an analyst pushing the stock down because they have interest. \n\nI’d rather ground my investing with data to make an informed decision, no hear-say from a banker. |
| !banbet tsla +2% 2d |
| Yeah no it’s not the same now. \n\n- Convertible debt will be gone, no more interest payments\n- Warrants exercised\n- actually generating revenues \n- EU approval\n- Saudi approval\n- expanding use of pipeline for various therapeutic uses |
| I'm not that gay... yet |
| Guys is nvidia gonna drop monday/tuesday ? Do i just close my position asap |
| Bro you literally doubled your money and you're crying about it lmao\n\n \nNobody can time the top perfectly, you would've probably sold at 200 anyway thinking it was the peak. The fact that you're looking at 7-10 years to make up "missed gains" tells me you're thinking about this all wrong - those weren't your gains to begin with\n\n \nStop torturing yourself with what-ifs and find the next play. There's always another moon mission if you're patient enough |
| Remember that buying stock on credit is directly related to the tanking of the stock market and economy back in 1929 resulting in 'The Great Depression". I truly hope you took part of your increases out and paid off that original debt. Do it now before those stock prices fall or literally tank. |
| Did you buy puts? |
| In a parallel universe you didn't sell the stock and it would go back to 84 USD, then you'd write a different but similar post.\n\n\nBetter question to ask yourself is, why did you sell? |
| Meanwhile I had similar convictions, bought right before you at $96, held a losing position for a while, then abandoned my thesis and panic sold at the first chance to break even. \n\nHad I done nothing, I would’ve been well on my way to retirement money as well. But that’s autism at work. Congrats on the gains! |
| To your second question, yes there are some good set ups right now, and they are already getting started. They are stocks like CRWV that had a good pullback during the "stocks are too expensive" phase last fall. |
| I got carried away and ragebaited. 😔 |
| I got a good piece of advice from an old school broker that I used my entire life so far trading \n\n“You can’t invoice opportunity cost; we are here to beat the market and pay the blow bill”\n\nIf you’re getting that done, you’re winning |
| Imagine thinking local models can do some of the sales, marketing, design, mockup, financial, accounting, architecture, engineering, legal, security, and planning capabilities of the larger models and specific models built from billions of data points. |
| Pranking my friend by updating my snap location to constantly be within 100 ft of their location today using \n\nhttps://github.com/davesc63/GeoPort |
| That's me applying to new jobs these days frfr |
| How is that a hedge? Lmfaoooooooo |
| I dollar cost average into 0dte calls everyday |
| I didn’t call you a simp\n\nJesus dude. What the heck. It’s a Saturday. why are you so angry? |
| You can’t look at it like that. Never beat yourself up for taking profits. This ish isn’t science as much as we want to educate ourselves and think that we know. |
| I don’t agree with your AI stance but I agree with this. Though it’s whiskey instead lmao |
| Not skinny, not 6’3, not nice tbh, but hey I like money |
| Das the best |
| Buy a 100 of reputable stock with solid and sell options |
| Exactly. What the fuck? |
| Anybody else have a nice bottle of champagne chilling for the day it happens |
| You are the fucking simp trying to attract women with your money. Who wants some basic bitch who can't care for herself and is reliant on you? Only losers attract women with money. |
| Does your mom drive you to work? |
| Hindsight is 20/20. if you wait long enough basically all decisions you take are not optimal. \n\nIts ponintless being bothered by it. |
| 5’3” 🥹 |
| Stocks 4x in 3 months all the time.\n\nThis shit is a bubble, just be happy with your gains. |
| I'll be honest man, this is not the sub for you |
| If you dwell on every missed opportunity you'll go insane. And to be honest, anyone who has been actively trading for long enough has had big losses under their belt which changed their perspective. You will never buy the bottom and sell the top, just come to terms with that now. You got a 100% gain and crystallised it. In another world that company posts a shit earnings and round trips -50% and you're breathing a sign of relief that you sold. |
| Don’t be a simp\n\nI’ve been there before. |
| Kids poop in them things. I never seen anyone shit in a bass pro fish tank\n\n\nPoor* |
| Enron. Elon? Elon and Enron! |
| Had I only held onto my bitcoin instead of buying a Dominos Pizza with it. Damn good pizza! |
| >How do you cope with such feelings?\n\nBooze. |
| Never regret a green trade. Honestly when you have a small account it does happen that you spy an opportunity, get in, watch as everything else soars while you're stuck on something going sideways, and then when you eventually close the position you see the same stock shoot up 6 months to a year later down the line. \n\nNot much you can do other than to try to not concern yourself with it. Alternatively you can just add more money and open long term positions and just let them ride instead of closing one to open another. Yes you're throwing more money at it but with the way the stock market's been going the last few years, being able to wait out a year or two can really pay off.\n\nBut you need to fix your perspective. If you keep thinking "missed gains" as something you have to compensate for you're gonna put yourself in the hole really bad. |
| Hopefully not for long\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/zuo4n2zrexdg1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=bdba190a685b721ee2eafb28e8d682b9d26805cb\n\nWas 4.5k down, now only 2.5k haha |
| When you are too pour to swim at the Y. |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/OG_WSB made a bet that TSLA would go to 432.6624 within **4 days** when it was 450.69 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 11 wins and 7 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| Might as well tie some raw seasoned steaks around your chest and run into a forest full of hungry wolves |
| Idk who these people are that buy this crap from these forced upon ads anyway like Ive never once been anything but pissed off when it pops up |
| Have you tried sucking it? |
| Its seriously B's that they still allow ads within the videos when people pay for ad free videos |
| Maybe. Maybe they are building chips for their own platform and not sharing them with everyone else. Deepseek was out of nowhere and there’s probably a lot more in nowhere than that. |
| Ah, more theta granularity. Dial in those deltas, bois. |
| you should then write “ I’m still in the red “ wee |
| "my money is our money"\n\nYeah, that'll attract the right one. LOL |
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| I keep hearing about this correction, you or I don’t know shit about fuck. Leave the dead horse alone. |
| I would like a skinny 6’ 3 woman who’s nice & knows that my money is our money \n\nThat’s it. |
| lol the reason Ukraine didn’t get rolled over is American “raw power”. European countries were sending non lethal aid until the United States moved 2 enter divisions and three fighters groups on the eastern flank of Europe. Allowing the Europeans to feel safe enough to start sending actual weapons and ammunition to Ukraine. Also the bay of pigs failed because Kennedy got cold feet and pulled American “raw power” |
| I pay for YouTube premium, but I’m a master at noticing the creators segway to a sponsor. \n\n*fast forward* |
| Blood red 🐻 |
| 2 more days until we hover around 693 for the next 4 days |
| Avgo ATM 1 year out |
| Are you comparing Nvidia to intel? |
| Strategically yes 100% but as you can see from the downvotes people just get butthurt when you point out headlines can be deceiving. Like when China build that prototype euv machine and 50% of people thought that means they will be tsmc in 1-3 years lol. Nvidia is so far ahead even perfection may not be enough to catch up fast. |
| How fun would it be if the market was open and we had lines to look at today? We could even do things like say Bers r fuk. |
| ☝🏻 |
| SMCI is the next big play |
| That’s not how macroeconomics work. Markets are not a zero sum game. You’d have to argue that global GDP growth is solely the result of inflation and a couple serious losers. We know that isn’t true, instinctively even if you don’t want to do the research. |
| Some states still have a minimum wage of $7.25 |
| Where were you 2 weeks ago? Could have had twice the shares. |
| #we went from eurocucks to gyna cum guzzlers LMAO 🤌 |
| What about the weekend? I wanna buy calls now! |
| as a longtime rklb owner, why tf are you buying rklb at this price? |
| If you are a white collar worker and you are not using AI every day for some tasks, you will be replaced. \n\nThe AI haters do not deserve these gains. |
| Bruh I bought in before their second mission and got stopped out |
| Dame\n\nImagine being this retarded lmfao |
| I thought stocks followed earnings 🤔 |
| Fuck! |
| They only desire the chips because their own manufacturing is bottlenecked, and China don’t want to impede domestic design because of catch up |
| Pct, sofi, btq for shares\n\nSafest and wisest choice is GLD. Start building your gold position. DCA in 500$ a week |
| Far more likely to blow past 100k in the next few weeks. |
| Where is the silver lining? It’s spelled SLV |
| \^This.\n\nRetards don't understand that money printer is going to continue and nominal economy is literally booming at 9%+. |
| Real company yes, earnings no, unfortunately |
| Similar attitude of Intel on AMD 10 years ago. Don't get caught sleeping, especially in the tech world, because that moves fast. |
| Feel free to reverse engineer some gpus and give to the rest of us plebs\n\nSome dram too while you are at it |
| Probably because the US changing its opinion implies that the US has incentive for China to have them. NVIDIA is a US company and is likely deeply involved with US defense at this point |
| Yeah, this is called business 101 |
| OPEN the casino on saturdays! I need to gamble and I work weekdays |
| lol you know why the U.S. was invited to join the European military exercises scheduled for Greenland? Because Europeans don’t have the ability to transport meaningful amounts of men and materials across the Atlantic. There is going to be no armed conflict between the US and Europe. |
| That's nothing. I went to zero had to restart it all |
| They have been banned all the time. All the US push to sell to China is because NVDA have $20bn and growing in inventory they can’t shift; but they also can’t pause output because their place in queue with TSMC will be given up. Chinas stance has always been to build in their own country. This is will be a catastrophic year for NVDA. |
| The largest speculative bet in the history of the human economy and its to sell ads lmao |
| Impressive man, the hard work paid off. Wish I could catch a break too |
| To encourage them to use Huawei chips |
| PDYN |
| feeling cute, might trademark myself next week |
| With AI desktop agents coming sooner rather than later (see: Claude) and the fact that AI is noticeably better at coding tasks than it was a year ago, what tickers to buy positions in??? |
| That's my point. What more do we all need? |
| Thanks for sharing your thoughts 🙂 |
| That is for Silver Eagle proofs (for collectors). \n\n\nSilver Eagle bullion (sold through dealers) via APMEX is $105-$110 depending on if you pay by wire/check v cc. |
| This is half of euro GDP..... well done |
| America wants a dependent europe and we are idiots for allowing it or rather our corrupt cucked leadership |
| Every successful company has ads. Get out of your stupidity hole |
| update: [https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1eiktnw/ok\_i\_definitely\_picked\_the\_wrong\_day\_to\_buy\_intel/](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1eiktnw/ok_i_definitely_picked_the_wrong_day_to_buy_intel/) |
| 🤔 |
| That’s like saying you thought the guys at the horse races were animal experts brother |
| [snip snap](https://share.google/uhL8n1wf6SHEPC7Dk) |
| meh, they should just play it slow. scotus going to slap that tariff. If scotus reaffirm tariff. they can always invest later. the downside is limited. the upside is not |
| China bought puts |
| >I thought WSB offered reliable stock advice. \n\n\nCongratulations on your autism diagnosis |
| og post: [https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1ehjuzj/i\_bought\_700k\_worth\_of\_intel\_stock\_today/](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1ehjuzj/i_bought_700k_worth_of_intel_stock_today/) |
| Is that why what they’re billing as the most revolutionary technology in the history of humanity is having to sell ads? |
| I have been debating a similar thing. A month ago when it was $688 I debated selling. I didn't. Since then I've done my own valuations at various high PEs and arrive at numbers similar to what it's at. Give or take. I feel like we need an earnings report to see a new leg up. With the short report a little while back and growing competition in AI ads, we need additional validation for the currently high PE. I hold no calls because of this. Only shares. Shares that were once up 60%+ and now only 20%. |
| Bro I am Chinese, and maybe you didn't know how CCP work, they will say they support peace and respect other countries when US does anything and threatened to kill JP PM over some words , threatened SE Asia and all over Asia and draw their airspace/sea space into China terrorists, but we here for regard option trade not for politic |
| There is no AI bubble you tards |
| They generally mean safer and more stable investments, like a three-fund Boglehead portfolio. |
| Top is in boys - can’t wait to see the loss porn when this crashes |
| Asymmetrical risk. I'll take that every time. |
| Lol, you were supposed to take out 50k in credit card cash advances and buy shares dumb ass, you would have 4m. |
| Man I thought WSB offered reliable stock advice, whenever I buy something I'm getting rug pulled |
| How |
| https://www.instagram.com/reel/DTlc6pfkUfm/?igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==\n\nSome clown gets paid to make these edits. 😬 |
| the secret ingredient is debt, lot of debt. the cashflow is only need to pay interest and opex |
| This. \n\n\nWho gaf about updoots |
| That is the ber theory |
| Us treasury listed new price for physical silver after shutting down buying. 173 |
| Micron, Sandisk spiked up all thanks to NVDA |
| The fact we printed this much money without even being in a real war is fucking crazy, then when they finally had theoretically a somewhat legitimate reason with Covid they printed even more |
| same with rklb, bought at 5, sold at 50, but still.. |
| Imagine dude gets a -50% on a meme or speculative stock lmao |
| Investment can never be an easy job to do, and manage to avoid losing money before making money. Pray for you man. |
| I saw tweets 12 minutes apart saying the opposite thing earlier this week |
| Honestly my genius baffles myself sometimes too |
| Europoors aren't as cute as Ewoks |
| This stock is sheer ass dude. What are you doing? |
| if it could go 10x the price, it would already be. i’m 3x in, made 10x with rklb, but still understand that there is risk and that a big fund with billions of cash can do a better dd than you. |
| Considering the price is mostly based on popularity and not on actual value, I'd get ready for a rug pull |
| Sexual predator diplomacy.\n\n30 % of the time it works every time. |
| Well it's kinda like that...\n\nExcept it isn't enough for them to say "we don't need you", because there is still clearly a desire for the chips, so they've had to ban buying them. \n\nIn your analogy, it would also require lawmakers to get involved to outlaw needing them anymore. |
| I think I'm gay 😳 |
| It’s a giant geopolitical d*ck measuring contest. China wants to slow drain the US and be the next great imperial power of the world. The US has been a lot more aggressive against China but can never talk about it at the world stage because you cannot sully the face of China at the international level. China is using whatever leverage it has and this is one of the few pieces of leverage it has left. |
| I like this play! |
| Yeah, but this time y'all voted for it. |
| Always have been. |
| AsS and TittieS been mooning, might go to 175 by eoy no lie |
| Monday is closed. So Tuesday lol |
| Last I heard, they were two generations behind. While that sucks, from a systemic perspective, it’s not terrible and a focused drive on can catch them up. Look I’m not a huge fan of China. But they always play the long game. Blocking import of the H200 to keep the incentives for domestic development is the right call for them I think |
| Sino-American geopolitics waiting for a Trump-Xi meeting in a few months. Basically, noise. |
| It’s too bad Elon, Zuck, and Thiel weren’t on that titanic sub |
| stop loss or take profit? No. Leave myself completely at the mercy of the market? 😎 |
| A wage slave works until 67\n\nA billionaire works until 97 |
| Meta is like PayPal, terrible tech company that can't innovate but prints cash due its business model. Zuck hasn't had a good strategy for building anything, chases stupid trends, and fails to execute on it. Hopefully he lucks out on an smart acquisition that will pay off before they burn through their free cash flow on more failed r&d\n\nBut agree with Tesla is also stupid cult |
| I got in too early last week. Worked out by Tuesday morning |
| That’s fine. I understand your trepidation. We don’t share the same conviction or idea of what ASTS can become. For me, they are still undervalued by a lot looking at 2028. They have a long way to go between now and then, an I’m here for it. |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/Jazari1 made a bet that CVX would go to 178.552 within **1 week** when it was 162.32 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 0 wins and 5 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| The main thesis of RKLB is this new rocket that hasn't even flown yet. maybe it is priced in now, maybe it gets delayed again, but what if it doesn't and they get to orbit and everything on the first try? seems risky |
| Massive relative to the marginal demand that may or may not outstrip marginal supply, not relative to traded volume. Certainly now, plenty of ‘paper silver’ is being traded. I looked at the March comex contract during the week, I forget when but the daily volume was more than 50% of the open interest. This tells me there’s lots of trading relative to actual positioning. What does the COT report say? That will give some guide but I suspect most speculative longs are in ETF’s, ETF options or else OTC derivatives so won’t show up in the futures positioning data.\n\nAgree that ramping up production takes time, but if the price persists it will happen. |
| This might be one of the greatest WSB posts. I usually never comment. |
| #it’s okay guys, the europoors have a total of 10 f-35’s ready for battle LMAO 🤌 |
| It’s the green one. |
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| I mean you can you just have to call them |
| #Bunch of eurocucks in here LMAO 🤌 |
| Big gap up possible. Did you see the Mint prices? |
| What innovation they are just reverse engineering shit at this point. |
| APP dump into Jan LEAPs = fake or real?\n\nAPP’s had PT raises but has been insanely volatile. Big drop into the Jan 16 LEAP expiration has me wondering if this was partly options flow / dealer hedging rather than fundamentals.\n\nSeen other high-beta names dump into opex and then bounce once that pressure’s gone.\n\nFull transparency: I’m holding 615 calls exp 1/30. Bought Thursday, averaged down yesterday.\n\nWhat’s the read here? More downside or post-opex bounce? |
| If he knew that math he wouldn't be on wsb |
| I mean, if we want Greenland it’s ours and there isn’t much that can be done about it. We’ll pay a high cost though economically and I think the whole things retarded. Nato benifit us even if Europe doesn’t pay their ‘fair share’ of it. We still come out like bandits on it. |
| Let me borrow 18k and then ill.pay you 19k back in 2 weeks lol. |
| China isn’t really catching up with domestic chips… they have some now that’s about it. |
| I remember ASTS was a penny stock I used to trade. Real company with real earnings now? |
| Why does the government enable my gambling addiction? |
| I had a dream last night that inflation hit 8% in November of this year. I’m not going to do anything about it but what an insanely mundane thing to dream about |
| Or they looked into it and determined LLM’s are a dead end and are cutting losses. |
| lol |
| Think I’ll go for a dive in the fish tank at bass pro, too cold to swim outside. |
| Thank you for saying this |
| If you have been sitting on NVDA shares for the last 6 months, please open your eyes and invest in something else. Stock is completely stagnant. Look at Micron, SanDisk or WD. |
| I’m guessing that we have backdoors installed in all of our stuff, just like china did with huawei. Chinese gov probably looking at NVIDIA like we do at huawei. |
| When literally every other comment or post in the stocks/investing threads on reddit is about rocket labs and ASTS, the top is definitely in. This (RKLB) is the easiest short of the year for me. Can't wait to see this back to $40 by May.\n\nLook at the chart. Up 150% in 6 weeks parabolic. Bearish divergence on the oscillators on significant timeframes. Also just hit the 1.618 fib extension from the recent move up. Anyone buying now is exit liquidity. |
| Americans can’t even find Greenland on a map let alone invade it |
| ✊️ |
| I can’t believe they wasted 70 billion on the failed Metaverse project. If Zuck steps down as CEO and Alexandr Wang takes his place Meta will hit 1000 in no time |
| Snip snap! Snip snap! |
| Elon Musk seeks up to $134B from OpenAI and Microsoft, claims wrongful gains from early funding\n\n Musk seeks up to 4 billion from OpenAI, Microsoft in 'wrongful gains' Elon Musk is seeking up to 4 billion from OpenAI and Microsoft, arguing he deserves the "wrongful gains" that they received from his early support of the ar... finance.yahoo.com |
| How high does RKLB run up before neutron and how much higher does it go after a successful launch? |
| It's just a useless message from China gov, " we don't need you" like an ex they love doesn't like them anymore.\n\nIt's publicly know they do everything to get it from other 3rd party |
| Surprisingly…calls |
| People said the same shit during Vietnam, Afghanistan, Bays of Pigs etc. It's not about just raw firepower. Everyone thought Ukraine was just going to get rolled over in a month too. |
| A buy, of puts. Yes |
| Its not ok to be Chinese. Or black apparently. Whats funny to me is that Mexicans have seem to become the least targeted by ICE. It’s mostly Chinese, black people, and other Latin American countries |
| Chinese AI companies want the new hotness chips. Trump has been lording their export over everyone and almost certainly cutting side deals to enrich himself before allowing their export. Magically it’s suddenly cool to export these. But China has been catching up with their domestic chips while Trump was fucking about. If they allow imports of the H200 it will likely suppress their domestic chip innovations and they don’t want that. Also this makes the US look like even more of a clown and they surely like that idea too. So they are blocking the import |
| Sounds like a face-saving decision. |
| I use em dashes and oxford commas and I'm not an AI. |
| Been in it since 2020. Seen these dips only to see it rip.\n\n\nWe will have more inflation with tax season here with refund money. Inflation is not goingdown. Best case it pauses, but money printer continues. |
| Remember gents, if you can’t hit it raw then she ain’t yours |
| The Ewoks defeated the stormtroopers , advantage Europoors |
| Oh my God... he gave an acceptance speech after the slap?? No one talked about that. It's somehow even worse... holy crap. This is gold.\n\n\n I just freeze framed right before he gave the speech lol\n\n\nhttps://imgur.com/a/ywLUiGl |
| Next up daily calls like spy! |
| >most of that money is sitting in an ETF or retirement account. \n\n\nWealth effect is wealth effect. The key is to control your impulse buying and keep investing until you hit your financial target. |
| There’s certainly not massive reserves of silver bullion.\n\nPaper trades on SLV are significantly larger than the actual physical amount we have. \n\nAlso getting mining companies to production isn’t easy. |
| Is this how we get cheap GPU again? |
| Yes china, No china, Yes China, No China! Nobody cares anymore lmao |
| Fox News is excellent propaganda |
| #Eurocucks can’t even defeat Russia but think they can take on the US LMAO 🤌 |
| Wallstreet was looking a little poor... |
| Look, I like making money. Its fun until it isnt. Its also a lot of luck. "Everyone is a genius in a bull market" or whatever. |
| All in $RDW\nLETS HOPE IT RIDES SAME WAVE AS $ASTS and $RKLB |
| It’s shorted to oblivion |
| The market is rigged? Yes, it is designed to go up. |
| Was really only comparing the price action, as I'm invested in both and they've both gone up (then down, then up again) a lot |
| Is RKLB a buy? |
| Monday day off from work 🐸yes\n\nMonday casino closed and can’t get the juices flowing 🐸 no |
| I guess no more Friday surprises, 2% is in play everyday |
| Motherfucker bought 2 |
| Not me. But then i only SELL options. never a 100 bagger but i have very strict loss management and i cut it early, so the steamroller has ignored me the past two years |
| Oh yeah, US so scared of europoor rocks and sticks LMAO 🤌 |
| I guess china want to spur the development of indigenous AI chips, to reduce reliance on the west |
| Morpheus: What is real? How do you define 'real'? |
| Puts on FIG |
| Ty. Still very early in the story IMO. |
| #>!you are a dumbass bruh!< |
| Yeah, Ethiopian is fantastic |
| Nvda cooked on Monday? |
| was it worth it? |
| If you are China, Russia, Iran, or a bear, having an armed conflict between Europe and the U.S over Greenland is a dream scenario |
| #🥵🍑🔥💨💨 |
| unrelated, ur TE pick was/is amazing. |
| This whole sub is chatGPT and over |
| Approved by Trump. Wanted by Chinese businesses. Blocked by Chinese government. |
| “What does your wife have as far as leverage? Can we get her in on this? It’s a sure fuckin thing” |
| ASTS and RKLB were the obvious plays, congrats to everyone who held. At this point, the only real moonshot-type tech name I’m watching is Ondas. Hope they execute and make it. |
| Thank you for the validation. I feel seen. |
| Well good news is there weren’t any mass shootings in the US in 2025 |
| The US recently changed their minds and now allow Nvidia to ship the chips to china but now china's like yeah, nah we don't want em, and has now blocked the chips entering china. |
| Had Ethiopian food last night and my butthole is BLASTING right now |
| You just buy Qualcomm if you believe in edge ai. They invented and hold all the patents for cdma,2g,3g4g,5g. |
| Value trap. 🪤 |
| i work in datacenter commissioning, they are turning the servers on as the buildings are being built, they give out stupid bonuses to any construction workers ect involved in turning them over as fast as possible. The money pours in as soon as they flip the switch. |
| can't make this shit up |
| It's kind of like how everyone thinks advertisements don't work on them even though they obviously do work. Even if you don't personally care about upvotes, it's well established there's a dopamine rush correlated with things such as likes, hearts, thumps ups and stuff like that on social media. It's part of what makes them addictive. Not to mention the site itself hides comments if it's downvoted too much and there are literally karma requirements to post on certain places. |
| Just buy whatever stock and wait until 2x |
| Oh boy, do I have news for you:\n\n"I've tracked how Reddit quietly shapes AI answers. Popular posts often beat truth and even a single upvoted comment can leave a mark on what AI presents as fact."\n\nSource: https://x.com/i/status/2011143278817951905 |
| Great, now I have a boner |
| OUST is not trading well right now. TE and AMPX showing great momentum, hopefully it continues next week |
| https://preview.redd.it/xhpfanao6xdg1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=08643602f2a9435f5bedef0f2640833bba652540\n\nMore red |
| More winnings for theta gang nice |
| “I went all in on a pennystock and am hoping one or two Reddit posts will spike it so i can dip.” |
| Hey Market remember PYPL? Great fundamentals,still growing and possible beneficiary of CC rate scrutiny? Market: ….pumps ASTS another 15% |
| Trump wants to sell so he can get the kickback. China doesn't want it..... Or at least don't want to buy them directly. |
| No positions, removed. |
| That thing can move faster than some of the cars I owned. |
| This time the physical shipments were denied entry to china at customs in Hong Kong. Not just talk now, hence the pause on production for suppliers parts |
| Does that title say China blocked the shipments? In or out? Wasn’t it just approved in? |
| Another day of boomers throwing politics in our faces to distract us from the fact that they printed our generations Z money in a span of 5 years because they are greedy and horny fucks who want to control us by strangling the economy of liquidity and keeping interest rates high because of “inflation” When in reality most of that money is sitting in an ETF or retirement account. So where the fuck is the inflation coming from? |
| switch on, switch off. This is like fourth time already. Wonder how many time it will take for market to stop react to this news |
| It’s ok to be white |
| And a penny stock to boot. |
| Oh, for realz? |
| XACO.\n\nAll the AI companies in China want them, chinese govt doesn't want them to have them. |
| For me this sub is more about trading than investing and I am not sure if trading makes sense with $300. |
| literally the best year |
| i dont think most people give a shit about upvotes except trolls and all the porn subs |
| A gigawatt AI data-center complex costs about $50 billion if it uses Nvidia hardware, less when using AI chips from other companies\n\nThat’s for one gigawatt. Zuckerberg is talking about 20 times that or more by the end of the decade.\n\nMeta’s substantial operational cash flows—over $100 billion in the past 12 months—will be insufficient to fund the efforts. |
| My regards |
| 5.2% p.a |
| yeah. selling. not much experience buying options unless i want to cap loss. |
| In an AI boom, no less. |
| I don’t know. Maybe she made her money from only fans and wanted to be a regard like us now. |
| >Love it or hate it, Reddit data is better because at least some people are trying to be right instead of just being loud for likes\n\nI don't mind LLMs train off Reddit but this site was literally built to be a hivemind to drive engagement via updoots lmao |
| 100M$ of annual revenue, gtfo here |
| Can someone explain wtf is going on? I swear I’ve heard this shit get approved then blocked like at least 3 different times? |
| very bullish on silver miners |
| Man, does anyone write their own DD anymore? Show us your positions. |
| Become friends with the president |
| so since 95% of people are losing money there is a huge amount of money for the taking. Which means ez profits |
| I find it funny when people talk trash about LLMs being trained on Reddit data.\n\nLike… what would you rather have it trained on? TikTok dances, Instagram thirst traps, or Facebook conspiracy uncles? And they all have bots.\n\nLove it or hate it, Reddit data is better because at least some people are trying to be right instead of just being loud for likes |
| "Ceva" is not the landlord of the chip world. Nearly every semiconductor company only "designs IP" because TSMC is the only company capable of fabricating cutting edge silicon. All that 5G? Thats NOKIA. But sure. Im sure you did your research. Cant wait to see your portfolio |
| what in the AI slop is this |
| \-32% 1 year, -57% 5 years.\n\nYeah. |
| More money to donate! |
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| A sign of desperation. Old people are fucking us over. But everyone is too worried about politics |
| more money to "invest" with now |
| On a micro scale, yes, but that’s not how markets or averages work. For a market to average a certain growth, when a stock skyrockets there will also necessarily be some losers. If the market exists as just 1,001 people, as was described by the person I replied to when they limited it to 1000 others, an 80,000% gain from one investor must be met by 8% losses, on average from everyone else for that market to average 8% growth. \n\nWho cares how those losses are distributed. Whether one was left holding a huge bag, or everyone else just modestly lost, that’s how the math works. |
| how to make money off the imminent rise in SSD prices following the way of ram? Looking for the next MU (Thank you u/n1ck90z )\n\nPure storage $PSTG\n\nWestern digital $WDC (not sure about this one since they broke away from sandisk)\n\nanything else ? |
| What’s your mortgage interest rate? Can you beat that in earnings? When you’re up twice what you owe on the mortgage, crush half the mortgage and repeat. |
| i really fucked up thinking Fisker was gonna recover in 2024. it didnt devastate my port, but i could have bought a really nice used car with what i lost |
| tja |
| I usually like this shitpoasting regard but not when he talks shit about folgers. |
| I have exactly 666 silver scrap in fallout 76. Its over silver bols |
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| Bet the house, margin up, buy the dip |
| Webull |
| holy shit, we're basically at $25 now. how'd you get this number? |
| Lmfao |
| Isn’t it all likely posturing on both sides? Aren’t odds of Canada US terms restructure and restoration more likely than significant Canada China relationship |
| Stop it gang |
| I hold webull, stock got the shit beat out of it the past couple months |
| I’ll give another take for a UX designer perspective. Figma isn’t going to be needed at all. \n\nMost SaaS and small medium companies are gonna fire all their designers and let engineers do everything with AI. They are not gonna use Figma for that |
| new deepseek model might be released before chinese new year |
| Move to Congo and 100x your purchasing power |
| Time to yolo. |
| #TLDR\n\n---\n\n**Ticker:** CEVA\n\n**Direction:** Up 🚀\n\n**Prognosis:** Buy Shares or LEAPS before next earnings\n\n**Catalyst:** High margin Edge AI/IP licensing (The "Landlords" of chips)\n\n**Dietary Preference:** Crayons 🖍️ |
| Lutnick Warns Some Korean, Taiwanese Firms May Face 100% Chip Tariffs Unless They Invest in US\n\nhttps://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2026-01-17/lutnick-warns-some-korean-taiwanese-firms-may-face-100-chip-tariffs\n\nUS is making it hard to invest in the US, but also any country "heavily" relying on US military protection\n\nvery bullish for (European) defense |
| Anyone holding Sofi and Bull stocks? |
| Get good |
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| Just like crazy donkey said, nobody here can actually help. But I’ll give you an actual fact…vast majority of people lose money trading options…over 95% of people. Maybe more. |
| Greater fool theory |
| Nbis |
| probably everyone will tell you to run away from options, which is most probably the best advice. But you probably won't do that so i will tell you my opinion. If you are trading short term options, I only managed to make money by buying low theta in the money options. Everything else is more likely to lose you money and the only way to profit is by being greedy which will drive you mad. I trade like this. I think SPY will go up from 680 so i buy 1dte spy call at 670. This way i will lose money only if i miss the direction. I wont lose money just by theta decay |
| Don’t use options ..that’s not investing it is gambling unless you can do complex hedge fund manager level things cc and puts on stocks you own to limit losses etc\nJust take your money and stick it in an index fund or a good company with great balance sheet |
| With some commodities, they are consumed as fast as they’re mined. There are massive reserves of silver bullion and there’s no shortage of it in the ground, at least not at $90 an ounce. People also start melting down cutlery and candlestick holders when it gets this expensive.\n\nI may well be wrong, I am wrong pretty often, although every time silver has done this in the past, it hasn’t ended well for the late-to-the-party longs. I personally know people who have lost money on silver on every pump-‘n’-dump since the 1970’s (not the same people each time, but it illustrates how many people get caught up in the mania).\n\nWhatever way it goes, we’ll find out soon enough, I suppose. Differing opinions are what makes markets. |
| Fuck yes you made a mistake. Don't forget more workload with the role. |
| Imagine how rich you would be if you didn't make any bad trades. |
| It even removes YouTube ads on the browser |
| You...ate a whole wheel of cheese? |
| NO DON'T. it will make no difference because he won't understand and if he does he will get the sads. let him be hapy |
| Damn everything’s so flat today |
| I have AdGuard on my iPhone and it takes away everything for like $4/year. I believe free version works as well. |
| > Silver has emerged as a key driver India’s import bill in the current fiscal. Silver imports were up 129% for the April–December period at $7.77 billion , but still lags behind gold and petroleum in value.\n\nIndians are gobbling up silver and gold at record rates. This is physical silver so CME cannot manipulate anything here. |
| You're in the wrong place for actual help. |
| Well....we don't get to trade the U.S. market, obvs. |
| She is a cyber op. Nice rack, bad politics. |
| Yo |
| I mean she is hot to me. But she reminds me of those sorority white girls who “don’t mix” and focus too much on socializing and status. |
| EWY has had that amazing run compared to SPY in 2025. Kicking myself for not at least getting in on that. |
| China has trading partners, the USA has vassals. |
| Do not buy stocks after people here post gains. Shorting isn’t a great idea either until a larger correction starts. |
| I’m new to investing in stocks and have recently invested in some bad options and lost. I would greatly appreciate some guidance on options trading. I currently have approximately $300 to invest. Please and thank you 😞🥲 |
| Guys I need to double my money. What's the next play |
| 2015-2016 were the peak years in my life so far |
| They have a Ferrari f40 version too |
| DCA long term hold - this is a long term stock |
| IDK man, feels like all the cool tech stuff has already run. Some people think that the small liquefied natural gas companies Venture Global (VG) or Next Decade (NEXT) will be ten-baggers\n\nmaybe a small cybersecurity company like CTM |
| at this point I want the AI market to crash just so I don't feel scammed if I buy a computer. What the fuck are these prices. |
| No downvote from me. \n\nI think you’re too bearish on the global deficit and demand problem that we face for silver. |
| 7 kw of power. Basically a 10hp mini Tesla |
| Me : "Mon Wed expiries for mag7 ya thank you NASDAQ now this option selling regard will spray his seed 3 times more frequently." \n\nSteamroller : "now u r kil 3x more frequently."\n\nMe: "no" |
| He's old and dying |
| With 1 million in a distributing ETF with 8 % yearly average growth and reinvesting half of that growth I'd be able be in the last decile of the average wages here and still keep growing wealth.\n\n\nRich people really do play on easy mode. |
| Sept negative, Feb and Aug tied for flat, the rest positive |
| 600118 knee how |
| Trump sounds different lately, something changed something different |
| Delete |
| Doubt it he diamond handed |
| https://preview.redd.it/770jc26c2xdg1.jpeg?width=415&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=69820a3c10ccb7077793dd206add807d5bc96565 |
| Nikki Haley: "Canada cozying up to China to welcome more investment puts all of North America at serious risk."\n\nIt's purely a wild guess, but maybe if your dear leader didn't threaten to annex Canada and put insanely high tariffs on them, this wouldn't have happened. Generally speaking, sovereign nations don't like being threatened." |
| AI ads going to be the next Facebook ads when they were new. People are going to make bank by targeting regarded gullible people |
| i been thinkin PSTG (pure storage) might follow the MU route lol |
| Bold! Are you planning on holding through earnings? |
| We just tend not to murder prominent ones |
| you chopped to belong here |
| Thank you boss needed to here it as I’m sure others did. My gains pale in comparison to this but at least I have had few losses and am in the green |
| Your up almost 4000%. You need to flatten this. Profit realized today is always better than profit hoped for tomorrow. Don't become another statistic by holding to long and losing. Someone on here did that already and lost 2 million in on day because they did the same thing. Sell these off, rebalance your account, and do smart long term investing and get a solid 5%-9% return annually. You can live off that and retire permanently. If you don't want to lose all your positions, sell most off and hold 15% of original stock. This gives you the "what if it keeps going up?" coverage. You don't want to hold this and hope it goes up and lose everything. \n\nJust remember, You don’t go broke taking profits — you go broke holding hope. |
| Top is in |
| This is why they had to pay in full for the orders before they were shipped. |
| Now I can sell more calls and maybe even make some money from my garbage AAPL shares |
| Seems…logical? They are literally made of memory chips |
| Europoors > Ameripoors |
| That is impressive at 23, having that kind of flexibility this early is huge. |
| imagine publicly "launching investigation" into anyone who doesn't like you |
| genuine question, is February really one of the worst months for the markets yearly? |
| I thought they were having fun |
| No. Emergency fund should be as big as you can make it. I work in tech where layoffs are rampant and 12 months emergency savings works great for me. Obviously it depends on your income but I think 4-6 months is a bit low given how unpredictable life can be. |
| I accepted a tax supervisor position….more money, sign on bonus…but I have to go to the office a lot more….I had so much freedom where I was at until now (mid-size NYC firm)….almost never went in….wonder if I made a mistake…trading was easier ..if I only made money with it tho..😂 |
| I've begun to decrease my position of the stock recently. It seems to decrease from minor issues, but hold, or even grow from the event's which should realistically cause it to decline. |
| Just full port 0DTE SPY 3 times in a row and you will be a millionaire. |
| https://preview.redd.it/zeq8ecob1xdg1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=112045c0c19f257c497db7a00601ed6823ac3e45 |
| Loss porn by Wednesday rather than Friday. I like the efficiency. |
| Is Silver fucked or is it on the Menu for next week |
| Or pay it down to the point his interest is minimal a month. |
| new item added to the bucket list\n\n+ good ad |
| Users here can’t handle the reason lol |
| I think that’s totally fine. I’d just want to make sure I keep enough cash liquid I wouldn’t be in a bind waiting on the sale and funds to settle. |
| You mean 3x as fast |
| wtf SSD prices are doubling as well |
| Still haven't named a stock. |
| US mint raised their silver price to $170 an Oz lmao. It was higher than avg before but that is bonkers |
| I'm seeing this as a real setback, but I wonder if this is where smuggling comes in.\n\nUnlike the US where there's are just laws and regulations, each carrying penalties, there are 3 layers in China.\n\n1. Laws (Very serious)\n2. Regulations (Quite official though can be shifting)\n3. "Instructions" (???)\n\nThis could fall into #3. Unlike the first 2 there are typically no clear enforcement mechanism for #3 and they are commonly flouted. Without penalties, sometimes they have no teeth. The specific ministry giving the instructions only has their powers to harass you and does not control other ministries. Foreigners have often complained about how #3 disadvantages them because they are less certain of how the rules apply and how to navigate and work around it. \n\nI guess real business people would know better and I would not be surprised if something happens here. As it is smuggling the H200 is not illegal in China if the stop to it only comes in the form of #3. |
| I guess there's a racing cart underneath, and these things are fire. |
| I’ve got 600 options expiring March 2026. IM IN BIG. GL brother |
| he does make side money botting things and reselling. like he was doing PS5s and shoes when they were hot, i think he does pokemon cards or some crap now. |
| This is great news! I can lose money twice as fast now! |
| Their shop says $8500 way to get our hopes up with 7k. |
| The drift at the end looked fun, too! |
| Yeah, a lot of people underestimate it until they actually feel that launch. Porsche really nailed the acceleration. |
| already rich person, delete |
| This is how you know you are finally part of the top 1% club. |
| Yeah probably. Even more manipulation and unpredictability. |
| serious question, if you had over 3 years living expenses in the "safer" etfs, are you comfortable with a much smaller emergency fund? like I used to feel like 4-6 months in a high yield was necessary but i hate losing money.\n\ni dont want to ask the nerds in the boring subreddits |
| I bet kkkaroline sucks good dick. I need that KKK mouf. I’m old too kkkaroline, I know you like them vintage. |
| I'd get it just for the reciprocal copulator. |
| Hopefully this degen sells then. Congrats to him and fuck him, at least get 500k out and lambo |
| No I just remember they had some good news drop though whatever it was bc I had sold my shares after |
| Looks like Rodney Dangerfield |
| You should DCA into a virgin fund like SPY or VOO if you actually want to make money long term. However if you want to have fun use the method I described earlier |
| What brokers do you use |
| Now he just needs a fez |
| right? not even clicking that link |
| Nvidia has taken a few slides, the worst being 3yrs after their IPO, 2008 was bad too…I get that they’re skyrocketing now, but they’ll also come back to earth once we’ve fully saturated the map with AI data centers…that’ll be a few years tho lol |
| I just focus on a few names/themes. |
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| Onlyfans |
| Hi fatty! |
| Will this mess up gamma squeeze setups? |
| Sent |
| Well they were just handed a large portion of the US Missile Defense Agency’s IDIQ contract. They aren’t going anywhere. They are going higher. Much higher with the current administration pumping money into unnecessary defense projects. |
| That’s why you keen investing most of it, don’t just sit on it and be lazy. I know you already know that, just saying |
| I think that they have good results at one trial but no approval. Do you have a source tho? |
| $24 for initial success. $200+ for multiple cancer applications. This is only jus the beginning for IBRX and ANKTIVA. It will open up a whole new realm of immunotherapies and completely change the game on how we treat cancer. #fuckcancer |
| thank him for his service |
| Who else misses 2016? |
| Wait for the overreaction |
| SLV? Imagine that dude buys bricks 🤣 |
| if paywalled \n\nMonday and Wednesday expirations have been approved for a specified set of equities under strict eligibility criteria, beginning listing on January 26th.\n\nThis is a major step toward a complete expiration cycle, enabling 0DTE trading on Mondays and Wednesdays for qualifying names.\n\nInitial Q1 2026 tickers: $TSLA, $NVDA, $AAPL, $IBIT, $AMZN, $META, $AVGO, $GOOGL, $MSFT |
| They both have good balance sheets. There’s companies in the S&P 500 that are much more overvalued IMO like TSLA, PLTR, CVNA |
| I thought sls did get approved tho |
| Looks like a great way to break your back... I want one. |
| Mag 7 Stock Options Get SEC Nod for Monday, Wednesday Expiries\n\nLOL |
| I put money where my mouth is. I log in to Reddit everyday - so, my money stays with $RDDT until I stop using Reddit in 70 years 😋. Don’t give a crap BS analyst - they always come back to give positive ratings after pushing the price down to buy low |
| Great i can lose faster now |
| On off on off on off on off\n\nBlock approve block approve block approve\n\nDown up down up down up |
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| The before and after pics of all the bimbos with Mar a Lago face is haunting. Weird that the freaks give themselves body and soul to da Conman. |
| delivered |
| I'm Tylenoly enough during us market hours: trading overseas markets is like adding a few more bullets into the chamber playing Russian Roulette |
| https://preview.redd.it/b30ii92tywdg1.jpeg?width=447&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e17b7f3b2b6cc974023f123a32af9039201aaa46 |
| Should I reply or leave on read |
| when that dude puts his money into the market, the top is in |
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| lol real life retarded, not even the joking kind we do here.\n\nSedans and pedestrians already have a problem of being invisible to large SUVs and trucks, and it’s a huge cause of accidents.\n\nMeanwhile this genius is riding around 2 ft off the ground in a Mario Kart kart. 100% chance he gets nailed if he keeps driving that thing around main roads. Maybe he should try throwing out some bananas for protection.\n\nTruly one of us. |
| Tell him what? How to blow it all on options? |
| yes, MLK day is about social justice |
| Believe it or not. Calls on NVDA. |
| No temu link but direct link to the company website https://endofstaystudio.com/pages/junior-car |
| Not as impressive as my Lambo!\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/w8a40b4fywdg1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=5a8c1a85e3d7dd945b7e0c9a6de8e1241a966401 |
| Slow news day it seems |
| $700 -> $750 -> $615 -> $750 \n\nbookmark it |
| Two more payments and this baby’s all mine |
| The bond yields are actually a really nice balancing tool for the economy because they auto adjust based on current market conditions. People fear for the future - they buy bonds which increases their price and lower rates which stimulate the economy. People get to greedy - sell all bonds which increases rates and slows down the economy to more reasonable level. That actually makes a lot of sense until you put in QE which basically completely fucks everything up |
| Puff one for the homies big dog |
| Porsche 964 is what it is based off. Here is the link https://endofstaystudio.com/pages/junior-car |
| Triple top in the 1d chart? |
| what part of my maths was wrong? or did you not like how i arranged the intial 4 words in that order? :((( |
| Bernie…Bernie! |
| I dont want dirty foreign money |
| There's some trickery going on, from a few sources in the industry:\n\n\- China is basically leasing compute from data centers in Japan, South Korea, Malaysia, Singapore, and all of these data centers are being built with recent Nvidia chipsets.\n\n\- Basically China is blocking directly import and purchase of H200, while increasing renting data centers abroad. Now their government can say that "they don't need America's products" while getting the compute they require to keep developing their models. |
| chya going to block it even harder now |
| I know a guy that is a fairly low wage worker (grocery store) but he is REALLY good at saving. He just told me he has saved 160k over the last like 15 years and its all in his checking account at bank of america. I almost cried. should I tell him? |
| 8500 for the 964 |
| No, definitely not. |
| Wish for 2026: Being able to trade Korean stocks on Ibkr |
| And busses! |
| 🤷♂️ |
| And IBRX |
| https://preview.redd.it/88ovj80sxwdg1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c680f461648d808aa1e1eeb350378298188e4735 |
| It can’t be that hard to go from 24/5 to adding weekends |
| Im sorry to hear that. Ive lost two elderly relatives to falls where they hit their heads. \n\nThis BTW is another reason why US wars are soooo bad for the US. Tens of thousands of soldiers come home with TBIs. |
| Belongs in r/whywomenlivelonger |
| Why have I seen this posted 30 times this week... |
| ASTS LFG! |
| Highly regarded |
| this is wsb, no e\*f mentions pls |
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| Gee, it’s almost as if they did this same exact thing only a few months ago. Who ever could have seen this coming. |
| Anyone remember that guy who yolo’d his grandma money who past away at like 28 and then it ended up dumping…how’s he doing |
| Indeed |
| Dude cut in front of the car and almost got run over. I‘d be mad at him too |
| And US approves it every 2 days. |
| I just bought ASTS, so guess I’ll order my Porsche aswell |
| Spot the shareholder. |
| Too late now ? Price is over $6? |
| U like that. Haha. Anyway, this has been a fun experiment. Best of luck at the casino. |
| Its surronster on YouTube, its his mini Porche. Letting his friend Jim have a go on it lol |
| Yes! |
| Greenland: Epstein Island part 2, electric buggaloo |
| https://endofstaystudio.com/pages/junior-car last I checked they started out around 7k. |
| Best thing about that it’s all TAX FREE |
| Temu link? |
| Watch out for incoming bananas and turtle shells |
| The guy in the car sounded butt hurt for some reason. |
| Dont pay it off... VOO and chill |
| Wrong thread. Although space does give you cancer... |
| Still, no value posts. |
| "I couldn't help but make you look bad."\n\nand\n\n"Don't get run over"\n\nare both so passive aggressive lol |
| well Gemini is apparently retarded because i have given it every CPI report and jobs data that was published as well as some other reports and it has been spamming me to sell everything for the last few months. Telling me that based on the bonds yields and other economic indicators we are going to crash any moment. So i want to hear some insight from someone who hasn't been this consistently wrong |
| Folgers is for incest, not gayness. |
| 🌮 accounts start in July. No earned income needed. Convert to Roth IRA later over a series of standard deductions. Kids gonna be set. |
| This guy gets it! |
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| Meh meh meh mumu .... Whatever. Still bad fundamentals. So could plummet tomorrow, and your post would be " rides over boys". |
| Euros don’t care about Black people. |
| China blocks H200 chips every 2 days lmao |
| I made a tutorial video on this. See link below\n\n>!deez nuts !< |
| Still couldn’t afford this 😭 |
| lol no. He bought options. The seller gave up the profit over a certain strike price for the 50k initial payment. |
| So many different reasons, could be selling like during the financial crisis when people thought cities would default, increased supply of treasury's but yes it can signal a less risk adverse environment which is bullish for stocks. Like buying equities everyone is trying to figure out what going to work. Remember the government wants lower rates so they have cheaper borrowing costs and it increases home ownership. That's why presidents always want the fed to lower rates |
| I trade on the Hong Kong and sometimes Taiwanese, Tokyo stock exchanges. |
| Buying an SPX AM-settled option Thursday at 4:00 was such a great play. I loved that 9:30 pump. |
| That's neat, I sold my bicycle. |
| This guy gets it. |
| Sorry to hear that dude. Hope you’re doing well |
| \+1 |
| Anyone know about AI trading bots? |
| What car is this actually it is pretty nice |
| Drive like you stole it! |
| Awesome job!! |
| Are u married and have kids? |
| Tüv sagt nein |
| https://preview.redd.it/xz28jfa9wwdg1.jpeg?width=978&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4b8649572b363a980c6334fc8e28af0d40649028 |
| When her husband was 18yo, she was -14yo.🤮 |
| Weirdos in here keep saying they live in Europe and get to trade on Monday. Europe isn’t real. Thank you for your attention to this matter. |
| That’s the coolest go-cart I’ve seen in a while |
| Lol, my port is fukt |
| I feel like that’s one thing anyone could achieve 🤣 |
| And cum creamer |
| If you made 5% dividends annually, you’d have $200,000 a year. |
| #the prostate male g spot 🫡👌\n\nMen why are u ok with being broke ?\n\nEither gamble it all or go on USA NYC welfare with free Medicare and food stamps and full rent paid housing voucher |
| He’s richer than the poster |
| NGL I might take this over the real Porsche |
| I want one too. |
| Congrats. I look out for leaps that are cheap like this and never see them. Or they are cheap, but not long dated. |
| Us Euros get Monday 🤌 |
| Commissions, conversion fees, and sometimes a financial transaction tax applies. |
| This is 2026 and you're still not using any form of AI to educate yourself |
| guys it's my turn to recycle the news |
| This looked gimmicky but the acceleration is really fucking good |
| When I was like 8 my mother fell down the stairs and hit her head. Lost her memory for a while, didn’t even know who I was, and has suffered seizures ever since. TBIs are serious shit. |
| Why is he a dick? |
| 8% up on ASTS and you're good to go |
| Do it again for 4 million pussy |
| Alright, you convinced me. Link? |
| Fuck lol |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/Friendly_Fun_4515 made a bet that SIVR would go to 88.0 within **1 day** when it was 84.035 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 1 wins and 3 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| sell when RSI oversold in the weekly time frame |
| Calls it is! |
| What a dick in the actual Porsche lol I love this |
| so if yields rising means people are selling bonds. meaning that they don't see the current yields as attractive and this is pushing the yields up. Isn't this generally bad for the economy? |
| Merca 🇺🇸 |
| Blame government regulators and politicians for denying a child's right to work, contribute to their families, and increase productivity, when children have been working since ancient times:\n\nhttps://youtu.be/3Sqm_v49zno |
| I like their food too much to kick them all out. Also they are far from the most problematic people in my life |
| If it’s good enough to screenshot… |
| That is amazing. |
| So you got money from your parents… food and rent alone is around 20k/year. That’s a massive nepotism boost. \n\nWhat about transportation, uni tuition and other expenses? Also covered by parents? \n\nYour comments are a joke. Typical person fully funded by their parents trying to act like they did anything on their own. “It’s not hard to find 120k over 4 years,” yea when you’re completely funded on every expense by family.\n\n\nYou suggesting you can save even close to 100% of income shows how nepotistic and pampered by family you are. You didn’t make this wealth, your parents did. \n\nThat’s fine, but don’t act like you are in any way responsible for this. |
| Disappointed in MLK 😔 |
| #cofeee in anoos men wake up and make money \n\nIf u don’t have a min of 100k to at least make 10% and its 10,000$ u should not be even able to sleep at night |
| just one bad decision and I have to deal with this 🙁 |
| Which do you recommend for someone new to them? |
| Sorry to inform you but get your Technivorm's ID ready. ICE is coming |
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| Not but maybe 420.69 |
| Not till Tuesday:( |
| Then he will still have a house to sleep in cuck. |
| Its developing tech not magic beanstalk. Boohoo |
| As long as Orange fck wont tweet bullshit you are good. |
| Some of it comes to piece of mind, I have paid a ton down on my house, because I like knowing no matter what I’ll have my home once I own it as long as I pay my taxes. \nYes I know in theory the market will out perform, but what if it doesn’t? |
| I'm having a fucking seizure... open the casino or else |
| Asian markets are great |
| Pay it off. |
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| She looks like someone pickled a 47yo\n\n\nEdit: conservative simps are the worst kind lmao |
| Making my coffee in a Dutch made Technivorm. You think ICE is getting a notification? |
| Ask AI.\n\nLet’s start at the beginning.\n\nAs a company, Salesforce relies heavily on its staff. Most are administrators, consultants, business analysts and developers, who work closely with the likes of Amazon, Walmart and Microsoft to build and operate bespoke customer relations systems for them. Salesforce is possibly one of the most consumer-focused companies on the planet, as its entire sales pitch is optimising and navigating the highly complex and social world of business customer relations.\n\nBack in September, Benioff announced that Salesforce had an agentic AI capable of increasing productivity so much that it was handling customer conversations at scale and was doing 50% of the work at Salesforce. This meant that they had fewer cases to worry about, and no longer needed to “actively backfill support engineer roles.” So, Benioff indiscriminately fired 4,000 of their 9,000-strong staff, as this magical AI had replaced them.\n\nRecently, senior executives at Salesforce have admitted, both internally and publicly, that they massively overestimated AI’s capabilities. They have found that AI simply can’t cope with the complex nature of customer service and totally fails at nuanced issues, escalations, and long-tail customer problems. They even say that it has caused a marked decline in service quality and far more complaints.\n\nBut the problems go far deeper than that.\n\nBoth employees and executives have said that the company is wasting countless resources on firefighting to stabilise operations since the mass AI layoff. Employees have to spend so much time stepping in to correct the wildly wrong AI-generated responses that AI is wasting more time than it saves. In other words, this AI reduces productivity, not increases it.\n\nBut there is also a huge problem here with expertise and skill debt. On top of the firefighting to correct the AI, executives have also highlighted how they are also having to firefight to stabilise their systems from problems that were previously easily solved by staff who had the required experience and skill. However, these staff were fired in the AI layoffs.\n\nExpertise, experience and skilled employees are really hard for a company to acquire. You see, much of the expertise, experience, and skills required are unique to the company and its operations. These operations will have quirks, common problems, and unique issues that even the most experienced outsider will really struggle with, but are effortless to someone with experience within the company. As such, these attributes are not only vital, but are nurtured and grown within a company, and cannot be hired in on a whim. What Salesforce has done is chuck all this experience out the window, and now they are suffering.\n\nTo say this is a damning indictment on Benioff, his capabilities as a CEO, and his cult-like push for AI is an understatement. It demonstrates that he is dangerously ignorant, as it was painfully evident that this would happen; more on that in a minute.\n\nSalesforce is doing a U-turn, and is “reframing its AI strategy,” shifting away from trying to replace workers, and instead doing what executives call “rebalancing.” Basically, they are trying to re-hire these critical roles and expertise they have lost, take AI out of the driver’s seat, and augment workers rather than replace them. More on why that is still a terrible idea in a minute.\n\nSalesforce Isn’t Alone\n\nNow, those fully-paid-up members of the “AI revolution” cult will say that this is an example of incorrect AI deployment, and an issue isolated to Salesforce. And, while I do agree that Benioff did a truly horrific job here, that isn’t true at all. You see, this ignorant AI overconfidence and dramatic deployment, followed by a rapid walk back, is happening across the entire economy. |
| parents pay for food if i eart at home, i dont rent because i live with parents. Lmao, it's not hard to find 120k over 4 years\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/1fp6ttb7uwdg1.png?width=652&format=png&auto=webp&s=37aae86614f0b8ae99e9221f1d6524a827762064 |
| Things that didn't happen for $500 Alex |
| In my first 3 months of college 8 years ago, I accepted a slap for a slap at a party.\n\nWell his slap missed and instead the heel of his hand (bony part) hit my ear, and i immediately lost hearing. Woke up with blood on my pillow.\n\nHad a seizure 3 days later and diagnosed with epilepsy for the rest of my life. |
| What app is this ? |
| Bro you were just supposed to put the fries in the bag, now what are you supposed to do if you can't even work at Wendy's? |
| The market humbles everyone... EXCEPT THOSE IN CONGRESS!!! Take profits and invest elsewhere. |
| It always ends in a tie |
| No you wouldn’t. You got money from your parents, just not enough for a literal house. How disconnected you are from reality just furthers this |
| Dang dude, you're a right proper turd. |
| #fuckcancer! |
| There just a lot of competition in that area, and a lot of national security issues that will want states to have their own network of such satellites. Margins might become absolutely tiny. One of these constellations will fail, it hard see how that will be either Space X or Amazon one. One Web got a lot of European countries backing it. An China got their own huge constellations being planned. |
| They be doing everything to steal retail money |
| Que? |
| My parents did that for me as a kid but they just put it in a stupid bank getting like 0.5% instead of investing it |
| With 2.5 full jobs, (night, corporate and school) |
| To all the shorters about to get burnt…fuck you for betting against cancer treatments. Consider this my donation towards cancer. I have never been more comfortable holding and supporting a company and what it is going to achieve.\nFuck cancer! 🖕🏼 |
| This is why it’s better to invest rather than trade. |
| lol 20 mm in rev and worth like 30B … unreal |
| London. |
| Can’t decide if the ACHR lawsuit worries me or if I like the fact they’re accused of “corporate espionage” |
| Because the economy is in the shitter but we all are willingly chowing down on the bullshit fake news and cover ups being fed to us to say the opposite.\n\nMore and more are feeling it and at this point it's no longer a joke or people blowing pocket change... its people seeing the real consequences of a instable administration and a bad market. |
| I don't speak Spanish |
| The best part of being gey is Folgers in your cup |
| Hope the dog wins |
| good for you 🙂 |
| Bond market is much bigger than the stock market. When bond yields rise the bond holder loses value. Generally when high quality bonds and Treasury are paying an attractive yield investors will buy for the income and safety. Low yields are a sign of risk and a flight to safely. This is a simple explanation. Think about a retired person with a million dollars living in NYC which is high tax city state and federal taxes. If they buy NYC muni bonds with a 5 percent yield that's 50k tax free. The risk is if yields increase then the underlying bonds loss value.\n\n\nHope that helps |
| Let’s go gambling! |
| I could add a lot more but bbai bouc3s between 6 and 7 and mostly drops more than gains so im uncertain but clearly this post is ny indication we moon next week |
| Don’t understand why more Americans aren’t trading foreign markets. Exchanges are open longer (8-4:30/5) and valuations are more reasonable. Don’t tell me there’s not gains to be made neither I can say from experience that’s not true |
| Karoline Leavitt is so stuck up. |
| If only we still allowed 4 year olds to work in factories in the US. Then they would have the earned income to legally contribute. |
| Even more shenanigans to navigate around! |
| Great, now i can double my weekly losses |
| Easy 10x Bagger! Still early. 700% YoY revenue Explosion 💥 Saudi fda approval! Huge Bunch of catalysts Not activated yet. EU approval coming in the next weeks |
| Thnks fr th mmrs |
| Do what the Fireplace Youtube video person did 🔥:\n\nhttps://x.com/i/status/2007179199459512352 |
| Margins will be too high due to volatility making the liquidity too low. |
| Got fired from my job yesterday because I was banging a coworkers wife off the clock how is that ground for termination never had a write up but it was for my personal life " this whole situation with you and him was the icing on the cake" I have not seen the dude since I told him about his wife and me |
| Oh, and if you change it to make $7500/year contributions from birth to age 18, then make no further contributions after age 18, at age 65 (assuming a 10% return), you'll have...\n\n...around $33,000,000. |
| Lol so you spent absolutely zero money on rent, food, transportation, taxes and living?\n\n\nStop with the night shift larping bullshit, you got money from your parents. You sound moronic trying to say 100% of your income was saved and that still just barely meets your goals. |
| Welcome to Earth. 👊💥 |
| fr fr, bro crying over 11%? no way |
| I wish they would open the Casino on a Saturday |
| Funny that they aren't allowing the listing of these new options on earnings days. I guess options market makers would lose too much with that. |
| New ways to lose money! |
| There's a reason why Envy is one of the Seven Sins. 💚 |
| Everything is bullish. I'm smart enough to know that much |
| Broke by Wednesday instead of Friday. Efficient, I like it. |
| LULU should be in the $380 range with earnings in excess of $14 a share! |
| Kids can have a Roth IRA, the only requirement is the money going in is earned income.\n\nCurrent Roth contribution limit if you're under 50 is $7,500.\n\nSave $7,500/year from birth to age 65.\n\nPut every dime in either an S&P500 ETF, or a total market ETF. \n\nGet a 10% return on average.\n\nHow much do you have at age 65?\n\n**$44,050,865.**\n\nAnd that, kids, is how the rich keep subsequent generations rich. |
| No, he'll just plow roads and shovel sidewalks. |
| OPEN |
| Is SMCI on the move again? Up a couple of grand this week! |
| the graph i linked in the post image? It's saying its a 349k profit on an initial 55k investment, not that 349k was invested, if thats what youre referring to.\n\n \nAgain, i did the math for the 280k initial deposit already, which is just saved income over 4 years. If i had rich parents, i would be in a house not an apartment 🙂 |
| Are you a furry? |
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| Is there anyone smart here who can explain to me if bond yields rising is a bad thing because a rise can be seen on all US treasury bonds during the last few days |
| God you’re a moron. Just go to the casino with this mindset. |
| VG |
| "Wont sell it tho" lmao |
| Will Michael burry mow lawns in the snow? |
| Got the house to myself today. Gonna smoke a cigar and fight a dog. |
| Do explain that GOOG |
| Uh, Earth.\n\n☝️🤓 |
| Brb going in for some plastic surgery\n\n# 🐪\n\nAlright I'm back\n\n# 🐫\n\nHow does it look, is it obvious I got some\nhump work done\n\n😳 |
| Its easy to make money when you have it |
| Bought OPEN 7c's at 3:58 yesterday \n\nPray for meh |
| Do you know how much money I would have if I would reverse my postion at -%50? |
| Now show the same for the bets that went sour |
| Roommates situation honestly |
| How I imagine OP writing the title of their post:\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/tz4afhzipwdg1.jpeg?width=1483&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=699f360f8f1cec1450901af521db7ceab42ca0e4 |
| Still undervalued after 10x in less than a year? |
| Dragging my asshole across the carpet rn |
| I like banana splits |
| Cold, old and harsh |
| Because they’re mad they missed out and are coping. |
| Many missed the historic runs pltr oklo asts and rklb had this past year but we are all extremely early for the ACHR OPEN RGTI and RCAT runs. We are all about halfway done missing out on LUNR, it may run to $40 by pump cycles end. |
| Did you buy calls? My calls are printing money.!\nI would post a screenshot of my positions, but I'm mot sure if it's allowed. |
| Since I don't work, I vote to end all federal bank holidays.\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/bcrabxv0pwdg1.jpeg?width=120&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d99e9b1e32bca6b002ff34ae3eb026a2f1c0aa47 |
| He deleted his account cause he's enjoying his retirement now |
| All these gains posts man so jealous |
| Is this the latest thread?\n\nWhere am I rn |
| It's going to be a long wait until Tuesday. |
| Congrats and fuck you |
| Bo Nix vs Brock Purdy would be the first 9 to 6 Super Bowl |
| wow |
| I'm looking at 400 on mu before I'll assess a short position |
| Thats what this graph you linked says you have invested, and you on your own state that too „initial deposit was 280-300k“ „740k apartment, 460k loan, rest deposit“ \n\nSo in theory: you still need about 280k for the apartment in the first place or the deposit. Yes thats my bad for the additional 280k cuz i added whats left plus the whole worth of the apartment sorry <3\n\nEither way the interest is too high compared to the earnable revenue. This only makes sense when you see it as a start of a big savings pocket over 15-20yrs, so in hindsight u earned more interest then the fee for what you bought. |
| Totally feel you as I am in a similar boat. The job market is a bitch and has been for a while. And with a lot of companies demanding back in office presence, it really limits the scope of where you can even look. I’ve actually just applied to roles even if they aren’t specifically remote, hoping to get a Hail Mary hit. Good luck and keep your head up 🍀 |
| Check ANKTIVA. IBRX is crazy. 700x planned revenue... |
| I have 50@160.19. While not a Yolo it's still quite a large position for my portfolio and thank God for that because if it wasn't for this and my similarly sized reddit position at the same time, my portfolio would suck balls behind a Wendy's dumbster |
| How to make a living of short form video content |
| Sell. |
| These companies have actual value and pull in actual revenue though. ASTS being an exception but one that has very obvious clear path to profit towards a very strong revenue base with dozens of large MOU backing it for years. |
| "lets say i was working from 18 -22 as a time range ( 4 years)".....so basically making shit up. |
| Congrats Europoor. Thats change for freedom people /s |
| 1 million for me. If I had 1 million I would retire right now. |
| Jpow has made many many poor regards. There is no shame in being poor, but it’s no great honor either. |
| Mmm 💩🌽gonna A10 warthog this weekend and the Saylor scam gonna brttt |
| Can't believe mt eyes, following is a post of the Under Secretary of State for Public Diplomacy and Public Affairs, Sarah B. Rogers:\n\n>Germany infamously retains very few Jews, yet imported barbarian rapist hordes (as an American, I’m allowed to call them that) under Merkel. Even today, Germany suppresses political opposition who point this out. \n\n>You guys will say this is because of “Jewish” NGO tentacles or whine that Hitler (who destroyed his country) is treated too harshly by history. You will say this because you’re dumb trash who prefer to promote conspiracy theories rather than ascribe Germans (or anyone else) agency over their countries’ future.\n\nsource: https://x.com/UnderSecPD/status/2011829442411204765 |
| Didn’t miss anything yet. Just beginning |
| https://preview.redd.it/1pfn8x93nwdg1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=28ae77f6ee1e95eec7fa411e135981bf7c57241b |
| The post is gone, can anyone share what’s it about? |
| Yes 100%, I invested my life’s saving into Reddit this year and it changed everything. Now all my paychecks go straight into Reddit stock it’s awesome. To the moon! |
| Was he even able to get hard with all the meth |
| Fuck stonks can the Broncos do the world a favour and stop the Bills? |
| Should I buy 1 share of each and update this thread every month on RGRD performance? But for a proper index I need to consider the weight of each stock. How do I do that? Help me, fellow regards. I am doing this community a service! |
| Something something NVDA 2008 |
| Looking ahead to ASX on Feb 5th after the TSMC earnings! |
| Well, you're American, so I'm not surprised you'd change your flag.\n\nIt's different when you have a country you are proud of. |
| You can tell WSB is looking for exit liquidity when all the "gains" come in |
| # I HAVE A DREAM THE STOCK MARKET WOULD BE OPEN ON MLK DAY AND IT WOULD RALLY IN HIS NAME |
| Chat GPT written post |
| Any thoughts on $ASTI? |
| Priced in. Look at the price before they received the spacex stake, they were sub 30 all of their existence |
| My portfolio gets face fucked regularly so I reject your advice |
| I’m already bag holding NFLX June calls since last year. Please let me breakeven so I can sell. I have 2028 Leaps for NFLX that I’m ok with. |
| I love it when people drunk text the weekend thread |
| To the moon? |
| So my qqq calls are not fucked monday/tuesday |
| Shut the fuck up |
| Wasn’t it like gambling addicts like most addicts don’t know that they’re addicted?\n\nBut keep going, maybe you’re the one with those diamond hands |
| thanks man, my new post seems to be all good |
| Pretty much. 🤌🏻 |
| You've never experienced true love, so you wouldn't understand |
| #TLDR\n\n ---\n\n **Ticker:** SATS\n\n **Direction:** Up\n\n **Prognosis:** Long Shares (User holds @ $119, avoiding calls due to timing)\n\n **Thesis:** EchoStar sold spectrum to SpaceX in exchange for equity. SpaceX's private valuation has doubled since the deal, but EchoStar's balance sheet hasn't marked it up yet. Basically a backdoor SpaceX ETF with a cash-rich balance sheet attached.\n\n **Wen Lambo:** When Elon IPOs Starlink/SpaceX |
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| Yeah I went super conservative and bought like 8 shares at 160 lol |
| Ask grandma |
| Y'all are just jealous |
| What the fuck |
| +1 paying off the house, sure you'll have to still work but now it could be any job. It's about the freedom and opportunities it'll open up. |
| Probably a government position where you are not allowed to be a shareholder due to integrity legislation. |
| Exit liquidity. Space sector will see a huge pull back soon |
| Space and Semiconductors |
| I have, by accidentally missing the downvote button for it, makes me extra pissed knowing I contributed to their clicks |
| Look into ASX as well - major partner supplier of TSMC in Taiwan. |
| You might be short but he’s an actual midget |
| Literally the same headline repeated for ages now, doesn’t change what we already know since they haven’t actually guided any China sales yet |
| I thought that I didn't love my man anymore, and I was going to leave him, but the other day he came over and I told him to stand up and face fuck me while I was on my knees. \n\n\nI've never done it before, but I've been interested for a while. It was amazing. It was hard to take his entire dick without throwing up, but I did my best, and I almost came hands free while getting face fucked. Now our relationship is restored. The lesson here is to communicate with your family, friends, and lovers. |
| The answer is obvl. 69k, duh?! |
| Patent cliff in biotech \nhttps://www.cnbc.com/2026/01/07/big-pharma-race-to-snap-up-biotech-assets-as-170-billion-patent-cliff-looms.html |
| not even rolls royce cares about rolls royce cars |
| It’s priced in. |
| I'm up 100% on my Google stocks in like 8 months. God I wish I had taken up calls instead |
| Sounds fair. I wasn't so sure but now after thorough analysis I admit that start with 700k is a good idea. |
| SLS is next for people who feel like they missed this one. |
| How much % OTM was this call when you bought it? |
| Ugh I’d be annoyed because sentiment was so low Friday pretty much all day |
| 1 year, 21k.\n\nNice OP, nice. |
| on the subject of AI\n\nyou get it now, GL |
| i have bought this at the top and this guy is shorting at the bottom |
| my AI’s thoughts needs to beat another AI’s thoughts lol \n\nthanks, i’ll give it a look |
| How bad are these h200 news or is this a nothingburger? |
| Obersalzberg |
| Now that you're quiting swing trading, do you mind sharing your knowledge and strats with the rest of us casino Peasants?\n 🥹\n 👉👈 |
| I'm happy to hear Warsh is now front runner for the Fed Chair rather than Hassett. Trump times have taught me that there is indeed difference between establishment types like him and backyard wrestling appointees like Hassett. |
| use AI to make better as that is a pretty skinny post/DD\n\nin other words, the way to beat Ai is with AI |
| Top is in boys pack it up |
| This |
| Congrats and fuck you, despite the Europoverty™️ |
| biught asts on a „high“ was at a loss for a while and thrn sold with tiny profit to get rid of it 🤡 |
| The original I spit on your grave. |
| Well he can lose everything and start learning Wonderwall by Oasis on his guitar. |
| Anything in the Toilet Roll chain |
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| Cool, now repeat and find out all those other colorful lines you have aren't needed, and get options data and find out why price rejects. Then you'll be trading with the algos. |
| [this is the post](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/s/xXtHwXfGhr) if any mod is active and could review |
| So like every other year? |
| Wat? |
| AI only works well right now as a force multiplier for primarily human directed tasks. Coding, research, executive summarization, etc. Agents, even those running on the best of the best frontier models, still struggle with good decision making over a long horizon, and results are totally dependent on situation-specific prompt quality. I don’t really expect this to change until AGI happens, which is still years, maybe decades away. |
| Better than that. I am right. |
| >Give it time buddy. Thats like saying nuclear reactors are impossible a year after einstein discovered relativity\n\nThat's a terrible analogy.\n\nIf AI isn't performing adequately now and won't in the near future, then a shitload of investors have just flushed a ton of cash. And what happens in the future doesn't change this. |
| Was it a pure luck or thoroughly analysis of the company on your part? Like you were constantly watching news and reinforcing your conviction all that time you were holding? |
| Just did my first DD and the AI Moderator keeps removing it despite adding my position, etc\n\nanyone know how to avoid this? |
| Space stonks and metals |
| Thanks for saving on toilet paper, invest in stonks |
| ASM to the Moon!! |
| No surprises there! They were one of the first laying off too many folks bolstering AI. AI is not magic - it just shows poor understanding from CEO. Such hasty decisions shows failed leadership. |
| Yeah no one is telling you to gfy either. This place is changing |
| Honestly, how many of them are there lol? To full port on a single meme-y stock.. there should be hundreds of others similarly betting on other ones that went nowhere |
| He’s suffering the worst withdrawals you’ve ever heard about. |
| Calls on AMD? If INTC earnings does bad or well its both good for AMD. 🤔 |
| #TLDR\n\n ---\n\n Ticker: SATS\n\n Direction: Up\n\n Prognosis: Buy Shares (Avoid short-dated calls due to IPO timing uncertainty)\n\n The Play: SATS holds ~3% of SpaceX equity which is hidden on the balance sheet due to GAAP accounting rules.\n\n Catalyst: SpaceX IPO revealing the true NAV. |
| This is where the OP got the info. I'm not sayin it is reliable. I simply don't care. Salesforce is a shitshow by default. |
| 2028 LEAPS and shares\n\nnot looking at them for a year |
| _aggressively tongues yours_ |
| I like my coffee like I like my women. 1 splenda and 2 creams |
| That’s not a source. It’s a random blog post. |
| I don't know and I don't care. |
| what the fuck is [maarthandam.com](http://maarthandam.com) |
| What implications will this have? |
| Congrats….. that’s awesome….. you lucky bastard! |
| why tho? you’ll just call that a dumb idea too and then say it’s a bubble wen it runs |
| Why is this text an image with no source? Senior executives would be fired if they actually said this |
| If someone offered me 10m to change the flag, I’d take it tbh \n\nIdgaf about national pride, give me the loot |
| sir this is a Taco Bell |
| Never go full rAItard, AI is taking all of jobs just a matter of time |
| But productivity doesn't really matters, it's the hype that moves markets. Hype future productivity gains from replacing humans by AIs for as long as you can, then move to hyping future gains from going back to human workers. Is Salesforce too early ? We'll see. |
| How do people just yolo into a com0any oike this and then even have the luck for it too pay that well hahah |
| [https://www.reddit.com/r/theprimeagen/comments/1pvh8pu/salesforce\_regrets\_firing\_4000\_experienced\_staff/](https://www.reddit.com/r/theprimeagen/comments/1pvh8pu/salesforce_regrets_firing_4000_experienced_staff/) |
| Username ✅ |
| ber anoose |
| crypto |
| Put it all in VOO and don’t touch it for 10+ years. That’s truly all you need to know. |
| These are not technical problems but psychological. \n\nYou get the same in exclusively human systems as well. Anyone in doubt should just recall the last time they had a contractor come over for a project at home. They obligatorily start out with\n\n "who fucked the piping/wiring/framing up for you so bad Mr, this isn't the way you do it."\n\nObviously humans taking tickets over from robots react even more radically. This has been tested in IT by telling senior Devs to review code written by AI but they were told it was actually: A. Junior Devs B. Agents. Of course they judged it immensely more favorably when they thought it were junior Devs. |
| Did Hitler have an Epstein island? |
| we will wake up on the next market open day to $WMT as a proud and prominent member of $qqq\n\nthat run into close yesterday was wild \n\nwat a time to be alive |
| Four rooms |
| Point being you’d have done better literally buying SPY. Any additional value goes to melon |
| many people have become a millionaire from option trading |
| Don't pay off the entire mortgage. Pay half and use the proceeds of trading to increase your wealth further |
| Did Hitler have an Epstein island? |
| What should I do then? |
| Mango thinks the rate cuts will make him more liked by the public. It won't. Virtually nothing would change the views of those with TDS.....execept...if he opened up the border. That would be a very popular move. |
| Those two things are wholly unrelated bud. \n\nOh wait, this WSB? My apologies, carry on. |
| I’m sure they are using a more productive drug. |
| Positions or ban. I didn't come here to think |
| Ok so I missed out on Space stocks and the metals run. Whats next to pump irrationally? |
| https://preview.redd.it/e0t329twfwdg1.jpeg?width=1236&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f397cb1e1d0f0d81ae3a12b3f5caa8a105a8382b\n\nThis ! |
| 🤷♂️ |
| I feel like this year we will get a big chance to buy the dip on a 10% index correction. |
| I’m in like the exact same position but 22. Gonna scale back some risk and if my fortune still exists in a couple years I’ll pay off the house |
| There is a reply above this one that talks about the companies that invested in ASTS. Verizon, ATT, American Tower, and others. \n\nI found it here in r/wallstreetbets in 2021, but I am not a yolo investor. I make small investments in companies like this one, ie trying to solve interesting problems but have a semi-proven ability to do it. Only what I can afford to lose. \n\nIf you have time to wade through the noise, there are a lot of stocks that talked about in here that have promise vs pump and dumps. |
| Anyone buying the massive dip on Fiserv stock? |
| !banbet |
| Would it still be worth a buy in? |
| Give it time buddy. Thats like saying nuclear reactors are impossible a year after einstein discovered relativity |
| Yep, but then you may still have to wait a few years before the bet materialises. Which is still good if you 10x or more of course |
| Wish I bought 1 |
| lol yyyyyyyyyyyuuui |
| Could someone place a large number of pizza delivery orders to move defense stocks? Seems hella obvious.. |
| Is this post written by AI? 🤔 |
Kurdish:  https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0424227/ www.imdb.com |
| I don't know, but why would you even want to? I wouldn't work in NYC for 1m a year. |
| source |
| Where can you see this info? |
| I read this as buy Puts |
| Gemini |
| Problem is inflation. That 360k progressively means less and less. |
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| BYD killing it in the UK. |
| I hope it does |
| Not where I buy it. You can clearly see it's no layered meat. Just a huge chunk of chopped down and glued meat. I bet it's just butchery leftovers mashed together. I feel like a recycling activist eating that shit.🤌 |
| He was still here at $27!? |
| Note the "poor quality meat" will be grass fed beef and lamb. |
| Fuck. I should have loaded up at $20 fuck me. |
| Sydney Sweeney can play a better Lara Croft |
| I feel your pain, I brought rigetti at 52... sigh. |
| You've really hit the nail on the head there, This is a classic "Smoking Gun!" situation.\n\n* **Bold title:** Useless Bullet Points with run-on sentences.\n\n* **Bold title:** Useless Bullet Points with run-on sentences; a semicolon for the heck of it!\n\n* **Bold title:** Useless Bullet Points with run-on sentences—Maybe some emdashes to replace commas too.\n\nA useless hollow follow-up question that goes nowhere and exists only to encourage engagement? |
| Respect the conviction and follow through. You deserved this bag |
| Picked up my new BYD two days ago |
| I'm looking to play the Samsung and sk earnings on the 28th, looking to see a repeat of TSM boosting it |
| Canada possibly approving sale of Chinese EVs, and Europe might follow given current geopolitics |
| Gonna go and eat a hefty kebab filled with 1kg poor-quality meat. Doing my duty as a proper Europoor citizen. 💪 |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/king_of_all_retards made a bet that HOOD would go to 114.0 within **1 day** when it was 111.73 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 0 wins and 1 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| You have the mindset of a casino gambler.\nReal estate will always be safer than Wall Street. |
| Bro just make sure it doesn't catch fire while you're flexing lmao |
| 1/27 $12s |
| Yeah. Im in deep now |
| It will crash back to 20$ all these guys will get burned. Mark my words. I told people the same would happen to iren when they said it’s going to 100, but it went to 32 instead. |
| The technology alone is worth it in my opinion |
| Still risky. I must have too low risk tolerance for you |
| If you had replaced JPM with Andrew Left you’d be right on! His trial starts in March very interested in all the other names that haven’t been released yet! |
| The Leapmotor C10 ist surprisingly good tbh |
| Or he could double it and cry in 8 walls 🤔 |
| why is wallstreetbets collectively talking about index funds and etfs 🙁 |
| An interest rate is known, a return is not. |
| It’s just shares.. |
| Even if they don’t get government contracts, as long as they keep lunching satellites successfully the stock will boom. The whole idea is going to reshape communications, we just hope they don’t run out of money. |
| Can't wait to buy a chinese EV and flex on these ameripoors |
| Winner's curse: \n\na) OP is a genius and this is easily repeatable or\n\nb) OP was lucky and knows this is a windfall gain and pays the mortgage to secure a long term net win or\n\nc) This being WSB: "whaddaya mean by curse, cucktard?" |
| Its only gambling and bad if your losing money. |
| Sell. There are other tickers. Other opportunities to do the same thing again. Take the profits and either invest most of it into index funds or pay off your house. \n\nAll of these space stocks are officially memes. They will be cut in half eventually. \n\nBe smart. |
| Double yes |
| I sold all my MU stock in April to gain liquidity.\n\nLiquified my fucking position at an all-time-low and now it’s soaring. I can’t bring myself to buy back in at ~5x what I sold it for.\n\nThat feeling when one decision to sell ends up feeling like you torched a house you didn’t even get to live in.\n\nAll I’m saying is, I’m sympathetic to having really really shitty timing, but I hope he was stubborn enough to hold through it. |
| 740k apartment but sure - where are you getting the 300k from, thats turning into 1.1 mil? |
| That works for me cause I sell options on SOFI |
| 😂 |
| Why wouldn’t it? |
| Please buy so I can get in at a good price. I thought $72 was too much smfh. |
| Full port into Bo Nix |
| Party pooper |
| It doesn't matter if the play worked.\n\nGoing all in like that in one thing is beyond bonkers, especially given it wasn't even money he earned |
| I’m in me mumz cahhh |
| No mba but I was out of work for 4 months after a layoff. Was striking out with applications until all the interviews started coming in at once in November and landed something better than the last job. Work in commodities trading. |
| Do we think the Greenland drama is priced in yet? \n( RR, BA, NTH, LMT) |
| No, it *just* broke out of a 3 month consolidation pattern. By the looks of it, it's going to the moon. Hope you have a stop loss order in place. |
| You’re assuming someone who put 50k on a credit card to legally gamble has intelligence. |
| That gross don’t be fat loser |
| Either is he or he wouldn’t of had to shut down his hedge fund, guys a clown 🤡 |
| Nice |
| Check RKLB financials |
| Dam bro |
| 🎶 *farewell and adieu to my fair Spanish ladies, farewell and adieu to my ladies from Spain*... 🎵 |
| Tiger brokers?? In this economy?? |
| Nice! Did you see the guy who turned 50k he borrowed off a credit card and turned into 4 million from this stock? This has been one of my best stocks as well. Though Ive only made a couple grand but still! Lfg |
| You think mostly MU will go up further from here or also SNdK? |
| PATH |
| Having owned intel and AMD since 2003 no sir they don’t always unless you’re playing super long term for a specific company with one major competitor. That was mostly luck on my part though.\n\nIntel is down 17.12% in five years |
| I have shares. Wanted to buy 50 calls back in December but didn’t. Have 90 shares at 40 avg |
| Am thinking to full port into NIO |
| FAA issued an NOTAM over entire south and Central America.\n\nsource: [https://www.reddit.com/r/PrepperIntel/comments/1qf7p36/faa\_issues\_new\_notam\_for\_central\_and\_south/](https://www.reddit.com/r/PrepperIntel/comments/1qf7p36/faa_issues_new_notam_for_central_and_south/) |
| Hi |
| don't trade options if you like having money |
| Weird world where doubling your money feels like a loss. The fuck. \n\nI avoided palantir altogether because it felt so fake, and then it started selling mass surveillance to the government and here we are. |
| And this single decision will destroy you. |
| Over a few years you could throw it into a fair few stocks and come out with 4 mil... when you have 700k to start with. |
| What are these "18A yeilds" ? |
| Wait, you can actually sell? Why did nobody tell me! |