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| Grab the crayons but do NOT eat them. |
| Nice trade. When you first posted I thought it’d work out differently, but the kangaroo hops will be even more profitable, I think. I’ve also been writing more long-dated puts and building risk-reversals, holding the longs and writing against them on pops and repeat on drops. Nice that IV was so compressed last week, overall, too, for closing various shorts (I trade a few concentrated positions and then satellites, only hold a few lots of MU shares and LEAPS.) |
| stolen by psa? |
| Her before and after plastic surgery pics is a jump scare. Miss me with the fake hotness. |
| We just hit atm |
| The fear is the fall in Micron’s price after Nvida earnings call when they discuss testing lower memory with their chips. |
| So, it's cheaper to replace the wife instead of upgrading her 🤔 |
| I don't feel any better but sorry for you 😭 |
| They’ll do what we tell them, and they’ll like it. |
| All in! |
| Why is it dumb to disagree with paying the debt? It’s 90% social security to rich old farts anyway, you think these rich old farts care about the other rich old farts that much? Ever wonder why the debt just keeps growing? |
| You are almost doing all the right stuff mate. Now perhaps apologise and DM her? \n\nIn you I trust. |
| Because of the pouch! |
| Just sold what was left of collection. All my best cards had been stolen anyways. Got $350 im fine with it |
| 😭😭 |
| Unfortunately, I do not own a motorcycle. 😔 |
| Biggus Dickus McGee was the full name |
| sack up and use remaining capital to buy NDX |
| Nothing burger |
| Just need 🥭to lie some more and pump QQQ 3% tomorrow |
| You'll know you're in a Jimothy market when you're eating out of a dumpster behind a Wendy's. |
| Some time in December |
| Are the people sitting down judging me when I'm struggling to put my luggage in the bin on a plane?\n\nJust need to know how self conscious I should be. |
| Nurishes something agressive in a belly pocket |
| I fucking love it but I’m a gambler \n\nI need my regular biotech hit |
| Does Intel, Cisco, and Paypal ring a bell. Buybacks don't solve problems. Apple has done the same thing. Apple only wins because of their products / innovation and Monopoly. Apple stock at times went down even with buybacks. I would call this a reverse stock split when their revenues start decreasing. |
| Good morning wallstreetits |
| 28th most profitable Congressional trader last year by the way, was never even in the top 5. Not saying I like her, but I really don't understand why she's always the focus. |
| Meet me behind Wendy’s I have a proposition for you |
| Stock exchange should be liquidated. |
| In the first pink, there's no doubt that the dancing is physically impressive. That guy is incredibly athletic and flexible. \n\nBut it's sort of shit in that it doesn't actually align to the music in any way. Typically, dance is to a beat. This is just some guy writhing (impressively) on the ground while random music plays in the background. \n\nThe second link is fantastic, though. Now *that* is dancing to a beat. |
| LETS SHOW IRAN WHAT A BIG AMERICAN HOG LOOKS LIKE |
| Fair enough 😅 |
| Your girl on my dick call her kangaroo market |
| https://preview.redd.it/7vpelc19pcih1.jpeg?width=1082&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=769ca87ea8beb4a3120434d6b2082b01e2d2e067 |
| “Hormuz opening deal very close” 8-9-2030 |
| Ayoooo TACO crashing out\n\nWSJ: TRUMP EXPECTED TO LIFT NAVAL BLOCKADE ON IRAN IF IT FULLY REOPENS **STRAIT** **OF** **HORMUZ** |
| For the love of god do not buy puts on this. I am sure this comment is somewhere here but I will reiterate:\n\nTHE MARKET CAN STAY IRRATIONAL LONGER THAN YOU CAN STAY SOLVENT |
| Doubt |
| summer break might be getting extended |
| Jumps up and down like a kangaroo\n\nFuck you think it means? |
| You can still be a great bottom! (SPY 700 EOM! 💦🍑) |
| Whatever one is used for TACO meat. |
| never understood why ppl expect you to spend your money on them once they know you have money, like bitch stay poor I worked hard for this |
| Incontinentia... |
| https://preview.redd.it/sbxjj7j3pcih1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=79bae9fb136f9081222473cf12a31863d3fbf107 |
| I had a suspicion you might be autistic, now confirmed |
| Lmao, I use it occasionally but mong is underrated |
| Without weapons, Samoans would win handily |
| The creator of Veggie Tales died recently. Cyclosporiasis got him. |
| Or both if it's CAPR and they lie in their trial data... |
| i got spy calls |
| What’s your perfect caffeine level? Mine is around 36oz of coffee |
| Camper caravans are showing up. Guess we are getting that data center we were all against lmao. |
| Sounds like you have another half left to try again |
| Only if they’re on oil |
| Nothing hits as hard as a biotech binary event. This shit can hit 0 or moon. |
| kind of weird you're not focused a skosh higher in the government, where most of the insider trading actually happens |
| Kangaroo 🦘 apparently |
| I think pump but who tf knows. If they dump I am a buyer. |
| https://preview.redd.it/1l2fbblwocih1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=17c2492de06d5c2f34a4b031ef2bfd891c9ba362 |
| And a good lay |
| Kangaroo 🦘 market lol wtf that even mean!? |
| man, really nice of you to donate your money bro |
| https://preview.redd.it/8r51r3utocih1.png?width=1254&format=png&auto=webp&s=0f309c9bab5b92aba8f6b5c22ec7e2f78b834f16 |
| Kevin Hassett might genuinely have the most slappable face in Washington |
| Dibs europeans. (Wait is it unarmed, armed, or industrial conflict)? |
| https://preview.redd.it/fuhc0nhnocih1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e63ec8cd40bf38c19a760bd50dd0d2daa54c4bcc |
| Or buy puts because you think something is overpriced |
| So you're saying we're actually in a stag market?? |
| Which you on the top K line of bottom |
| helicop 🚁 brain |
| when is phase 3 going to release which Quarter |
| 24 hours left to open the casino, I can't |
| This is a true story. Nearly 30 years ago my girlfriend’s cousin was a Tommy Hilfiger model (those kids got paid $50k per shoot in 1998 money btw). Ivanka wanted to be a model so daddy T called up Tommy H and asked for a favor. They fired my girlfriend’s cousin and hired Ivanka instead. |
| How we looking chat. Bear or BUll tomorrow? |
| Summer just reminds me how much I hate kids in public |
| Decades of bad C-Suite choices and mountains of shit debt. |
| Omgosh 🤣🤣🤣🤣 |
| Baitin since ‘08 |
| So my calls are cooked or wha |
| Struggling to pay my mortgage and bills but I need a new truck. Is $70,000 at 9% interest with no down payment a good plan? Looks like it’ll be $1500 a month because I have bad credit. I’ll just get more credit cards if I max everything out again |
| only the bad parts, it's mango's economy when it works and binden's where it doesn't |
| I really just lurk in this sub for the absolutely deserved ripping apart of mostly every OP ever. Chuckles abound. |
| I'd say it's more of a 🤡 market |
| I have such a tiny cock ITS INSANE, SPY 700 EOM |
| https://preview.redd.it/qgsqudljncih1.jpeg?width=3213&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3226100a2e9d01566133d5b08881454880a14e52\n\n \n75k. You can correct someone’s spelling at 6:16am, I can earn millions and have a fully actualized life with family health and wealth. If I’m so retarted why have I lapped you so many times? |
| Personally, I blame Obama |
| buy it high and sell it low |
| oracle looks like a dead company |
| :hesright: |
| 😂 |
| Which animal is that |
| IM BACK BABY |
| Goes well with the kangaroo court |
| https://preview.redd.it/v391rwitncih1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=98e7e691d82420cfe7b785d641009ea121a10d48\n\n |
| how old is this picture? I sure hope this ain't the future with SPY at those levels |
| black tuesday |
| There’s a reason Jensen et al. Are out there promoting agents and agents that use agents and more agents that use the agents that use the agents. They need you to use more compute to sell more compute to use more compute to sell more compute |
| But does she like Franks or Crystal? |
| Call that double bass |
| Buy 2-4x leverage everything and wait for Ken to come knockin. Can’t go tits up |
| Casino so soon |
| Not for nothing but I was somewhat stunned that that came out while we were at war. Seems like an important piece of information we might want to keep from our enemies. |
| First it was bear, bull & now it's kangaroo.\nGotta study again, man. |
| lol is he blaming the last 12 months on Biden? Prices are insane now. |
| If Nvida goes with lower memory, it can reach 100% output and obligations. Also, if it leverage better cache Nvida can refuse their reliance on memory companies and create an even more stickier Nvida product. All which, I believe Nvida will discuss on their earning. |
| If its cash secured puts it can be fine in high volatility periods, but anything else is pretty dumb |
| That is an optimal strategy! \n\nYou can also think "market can't be that stupid" and bet for cool down. But market is usually even stupider. That's my way of losing) |
| That's weird, my Calls I bought in March are up 120% already, everyone said it was priced in then too **:\^)** |
| This is innovation |
| Make sure you put your dog away. The pizza man coming to your house is known to get a bit…..trigger happy. \n\nBut no. |
| Keep going ! |
| Put the remaining in VOO, and your principal will likely double in 4-7 years. Then you can start college at 27. It's never too late to go to skool. |
| Preposterous amounts of testosterone. \n\nInspired by the PowerThrist 2 ad 🙂 |
| Bloody Monday incoming |
| So buy Amat? |
| Who told you to do it? |
| Why the fuck did I just get a Facebook friend suggestion from “Jeffrey Epstein”? |
| No OP is stupid |
| 8%? 🤏 |
| Wtf |
| Jumps |
| It's recessions all the way down.\n\n[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crisis\_theory](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crisis_theory) |
| Options are for trading. Hold them for less than a week. Theta decay will destroy you over the weekend. Set trailing stops. |
| Absolute deal breaker |
| https://preview.redd.it/18w242g0ncih1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cf04d0554336bdd46a5b5076737ed4a05baf26d3 |
| Fingers crossed they’ll remember to send out 1098-C’s this year |
| Why isn’t BTC at $100 yet |
| Cuz I'm not gay like you |
| Loch Ness Monsterket\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/hbuj823ymcih1.jpeg?width=250&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=94a9ae40ac65dc8ee64b1b24efad9772410fc5ae |
| Nah bro KEEL, the insider bought a shit ton, and they received approval for their new sites. They are shifting towards profitability and I think they will announce a contract at earnings |
| Internet portfolio ASTS RKLB MU NBIS and SNDK |
| I'm down |
| pics? |
| Cock and balls pattern forming on my chart |
| \-8% loss... |
| lol it was a good idea i use margins when the market was down. Pump it 🚀🚀🚀🚀 |
| My condolences |
| I thought it was stegosaurus market? |
| Hassett on CNN still blaming Biden for grocery inflation |
| Asts loss team check in! |
| How about you goog my fucking nuts on your chin |
| U can lose money in bull markets as long as you buy the top and sell the bottom |
| https://preview.redd.it/nvzwlaxomcih1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fb7518b4085a6120ac7c448c0eebe21e4a8f3bfa |
| Big double quarter pounder |
| 50% so far! |
| Trite, but, "always has been"\n\nJust growing increasingly corrupt and picking up speed with robots all reacting instantly to other robots... When will voters change their minds regarding self-harm? |
| Weird seeing one of my photos on here |
| 🥭, that you sir? |
| She was the one deciding who went |
| It takes a special type of regard to reach his level |
| 😂😂 |
| Then you are all set fam |
| I thought they were just saying that to get support for their insane defense budget increase bill, but now that 🥭 is denying it I know it’s true. |
| What's the quote? Something like "laws bind those it does not protect and protects those it does not bind?" |
| How can so many native speakers be so wrong? |
| She’s a 10 but she hates Tabasco sauce 😞 |
| Profits buy share |
| Like everything these days it's p2w |
| I sold LEAP puts at $480 🤷♂️ |
| Am I the only one who loves the kangaroo market? Trading the volatility has been very profitable. |
| Those are the native american versions |
| I bought around $20,000 in call options when TTWO was at $190 in March this year. My price target is $300 by March 2027 effortlessly, and I think $350-400 is likely. |
| Or if you got big cock and balls, like myself 😐 |
| Okay, you would … So? |
| https://preview.redd.it/2u4p8qs5mcih1.png?width=247&format=png&auto=webp&s=68250afeddb61893806cb67d9eec63169f4c1348\n\nhmm interesting ser |
| Like kangaroo court but the market |
| I believe we have won but we are deciding whether we need to win again or pay the losers large sums of money. |
| I downvoted my own comment it was trash |
| exactly, I don't understand why some people are getting so butt hurt when she is mentioned negatively, she deserves it all... on top of taking up the place for the Olympics she's been smug about it which is a complete insult to the actually talented breakdancers. Raygun sucks. |
| Biotech is so 2005. |
| Good thing Wendy’s is always hiring. |
| Actually looks like a cock and balls. |
| Trading is too strong a word for what I do. I like to call it donating. |
| I have a hot small tit wife - confirm it doesn’t work due to tit size |
| Wrong sub |
| You're 20. Should have just put that money in some funds, contributed $100 month and not looked back for 30+ years. Best advice I ever received... "It's not about timing the market, it's about time in the market." If you don't understand charts or TA... options are then worst thing you could ever play with. Now you're going to chase to try to get back what you lost, only to probably lose the rest. |
| GOOG and chill |
| Do kangaroos know how to fly to the moon? |
| This is from months ago when were bouncing around SPY 650. We bol now |
| Yes, long everything into SOXL and steadily average in! |
| Thank you for sharing this. It’s so easy to be a gay bear and root for hard crashes because you feel the market is irrational, completely forgetting who really suffers through no fault of their own. Really makes me hate the system even more, that investing in the market is essentially mandatory to retire. |
| If you look at it this way, if you would have put it in an IRA and done VOO for 40 years you’d have like $1.5M! |
| Far dookum. |
| Yes |
| Next time before you join some bot campaign pump and dump read the filings lmfao. Hertz was always going to fail. |
| 🥭: Who said we don't have munitions? 😤 Bunch of liars. 🤬\n\n🌎: Sir, it was the Pentagon that said that. \n\n🥭: 😮😯 Fake News! 😏🤙🏾 |
| what's the latest on ~~Vietnam~~ Iran? |
| Go to the bogle head sub if you want a source ya mong |
| https://preview.redd.it/2fj4uw1mlcih1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8be680bd2d958264e6c2d26e7182402b54758f8f |
| I'm excited for tomorrow. Im more excited to watch the WNBA after these two (Wo)men, and I'm sure more, get drafted. |
| Nothing cuz market will never crash again |
| At least you got a big red d\*ck |
| what could go wrong |
| CUVL - profitable biotech with a massive phase 3 result approaching and the stock has barely done anything so far. Markets fucked right now |
| Bro played every number and lost on all of them. |
| Call me retarded but starting to believe BTC might have bottomed honestly |
| Revenge trade only work if you got a hot big tit wife other wise it wont. Hope that helps |
| Liquidity is the thing the billionaires removed from economy.\n\nTrickle-down-nazis will hate me for saying that. |
| ABCL up 17% Friday. I am either going to the moon with my 60+ calls based on the pre-market phase 2 result conference call, or to the earth’s core. Wish me luck. |
| 7 more hours until the Sunday casino opens |
| With the workforce participation rate going down / less jobs AND a lot of IT jobs cut it might slow down. As per recent job data earnings aren't growing that much, there's a lot more growth in part-time and there's growth in low-paying areas with stagnation / less growth in high paying areas. |
| Elite knowledge 🤣 |
| You think a game similar to Pokemon where u are an alien coming to earth and you capture different races of humans and make them fight each other would go over well? |
| I finally have 1k karma😍, now i need to avoid being downvoted |
| I haven’t checked the news, do we have peace this weekend or war? |
| Not if he held though |
| Pokémon cards are about to get the Beanie Babies treatment soon |
| I couldn't agree more. We're at that point where being governed by Big Brother is the lesser evil. |
| Stephen king ? Have you read IT ? Lmao |
| https://preview.redd.it/2uht1lv0lcih1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2dc13bad6a72d39491a9f9ca7622762886858abe |
| Puts? |
| Well, it’s a convertible note arbitrage…..so yes.\n\nAka\n\nJPMorgan hedged the fuck out of it. |
| Emmanuel NO! |
| yeah he would say that regardless. The absolute worst possible thing for berkshire is for the new ceo to become unpopular immediately |
| If I had bought Netflix at IPO, sold and bought bitcoin in 2012, sold and bought GameStop, sold and bought NVIDIA I would be a billionaire. \n\nHe’s got more money than you. |
| Either that or he could just close his eyes |
| ☝️✅️ |
| Hopefully nbis shorter will close pre earing and let it go. Otherwise expect some bullshit to kill the stock price |
| Is htz dead? |
| This is an expensive lesson, as they say in the industry consider this as a cost of tuition. Learn to get to first base before trying to hit home run. |
| Long term no but short term definitely possible |
| 200 |
| Kangaroo looking for Tacos at Wendy's. |
| are you the boyfriend or the dad ? |
| wood. i dont even care, she can deport me after |
| Why the hail were you buying at 161 buy it low and sell high |
| You mean speculators? |
| Was it all 0 DTE? |
| TLDR \n\nThe US..., it's fucked |
| Loading 2 dozen 30-delta Jan 2027 expiry calls on DRAM after reading this |
| https://preview.redd.it/8emjp96hkcih1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0eb466c2d1c3c5c18bf6b7c3599c83e2c94ae1eb |
| This and she made it to the Olympics in this event due to cronyism and connections rather than merit\n |
| S&P 500 up 13% ytd and vix is 15…. How is that not a bull ? |
| Ivanka is hot. 🫳🎤 |
| Obviously, you're not a finance major! |
| We see can now see who decide 👀 |
| I don’t know about an intruder, but if a vacuum breaks into my house my dog is gonna fuck it up!! |
| Explains why it was banned in China since day 1. |
| https://preview.redd.it/ig2c96kckcih1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f193c2af3c0740e33a5a41df10f06c6fc8fdafb5 |
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| It makes sense,\n\nOn up days people are enthusiastic how they made all this money, and on down days they don't mention it. Then on up days they are enthusiastic, and on down days they dont mention it.\n\nThey don't actually make any money overall, statistically they almost all lose money if they trade, but they FEEL like they are making money because they only ever think about it on up days.\n\nIt's like people that bring in scratch tickets declaring that they win overall but all you have to do is look at the percentages on the back and know that's not true.\n\nCertain people really gain in such a situation; like the ones that are flipping World peace back and forth while they steal the losses from the fools. |
| GTA Online 13 years later makes 500 million dollars a year lmao, people definitely still dump hundreds of dollars into virtual items. That's almost 1.4 million dollars a day GTA 5 still makes them. Last Fiscal year, 5.2 billion out of their 6.7 billion total revenue was just from recurrent customer spending, not full game sales. |
| Fuck, I had initially thought you’re talking about my country Malaysia, because it sounds EXACTLY the same. |
| Isn't there Orchid something? Four floors of h.....or something to that effect |
| Not to be confused with its parent, kangaroo courts |
| The fact that you spent 145k on that ugly piece of junk proves my previous comment is right on point. Appreciate your help, buddy. |
| Tis not even a bull but an Indian buffalo. \n\nFcuking apt. |
| Waking up and not choosing violence is how we lose wars sheeple, wake up 😠 🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸 |
| Did ya try diversifying? |
| smh I'm over here outsider trading |
| It's done you a favour. College clearly isn't for you |
| Just like the courts! |
| Rooish |
| that region been fighting for thousands of years at this point the world just needs to let it happen |
| “your share” \n\nget the fuck outta here |
| Did you know what I meant? Am I writing a formal academic dissertation? Is it acceptable to use emojis and smiley faces? Other than making you feel good did your comment add any value? Here is pictures of a $145k watch you can’t afford (one of a 1.2m collection) your proper use of the English language can’t buy. No one likes you \n\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/0ysaybzzjcih1.jpeg?width=2160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2167a9d174658e5c99dcce57bd5003f4413fd746 |
| Rules and laws are for the poors. |
| OP used all lower case letters and the news used all uppercase, it is practically a different word. Definitely thankful for the circle |
| bitcoin made hundreds of thousands of dumb retail investors with no concept of marketcap hold on to stocks thinking they can go to $50,000 a share |
| Conservative, risk averse long term steady investor here, have I come to the right place for advice? |
| I just nutted on op’s mom’s OF. It was hot af |
| Because there is no market making entity I think big enough to handle that kind of call volume. |
| JUST IN: 🇮🇱🇺🇸 Israel rejects President Trump's Gaza peace plan, says it will not withdraw until Hamas fully disarms.\n\nThey thirst for forever war, just withdraw troops and let them have what they desire. |
| Basically: I wanted to gamble, make lots of money, instead I lost and now I regret it. Says every single person once they realize losses are easier to come by than winners. |
| Always a Wendy's around the corner to help pay off college debt |
| They'll add memory to sockets and allow customers to use it on newer GPUs if memory doesn't get cheaper soon. |
| Good luck at the fast food job |
| Unless you're studying healthcare or how to work with AI school won't matter anyway. |
| https://preview.redd.it/evrx2v6pjcih1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ee932bb0c9a70bd9bec5c07ec16a5ca4f96bbd4a |
| You need to get a side hustle to pay this off… |
| Hope you all have a profitable week ahead 🤗\n\nApart from you u/Sandisk_made_me_rich\n\nMay your pillow always be warm on both sides and may you always have the itchiest of nutsacks 🫰😠🖕 |
| Roger finna hit you w the windup punch |
| You'll never be an internet legend with that attitude |
| You fill yours with a load every time you use it too? |
| Pulte got rage baited so hard that he became director of national intelligence. |
| Forget travel insurance\n\nEye 👁️ ran gonna start selling Hormuz insurance. 🥭 to pay the highest premium 💀 |
| You can make a shampoo bottle last a really long time if you were careful |
| Damn, weekends are when my portfolio bleeds out in slow motion, can't even stare at the chart to numb the pain. Y'all just vibing or panic-scrolling too? |
| They get away with this because the overall public is not angry enough. Not ln the slightest. |
| CORRECTION |
| Do 60k on 0dte Spy puts on Monday and you’ll get it back |
| FACT OF THE DAY: Before a mentally impaired New York banker discovered leverage, the deadliest weapon in the world was widely considered to be a marine and his rifle |
| https://preview.redd.it/ifxyya4ejcih1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5c349946852ce35272dde4f4ecf83b05fa0be908 |
| https://preview.redd.it/e75b707djcih1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1306c677f5215902c6ebc4bcdf3399ff1c353f4f\n\n |
| Maybe, but i eat a lot of kaiserschmarrn when i'm in austrian alps and that shit is delicious. |
| Okay good. I dealt with hardcore caffeine intake. That will cause so much extra anxiety or at least it did for me |
| Australian here. Shit is FUCKED.\n\nOur cost of living is utterly absurd, our politicians are brazenly breaking the law, and every government system is utterly rife with corruption.\n\nThe only reason the world doesn't hear abous our probles more is we're too small to actually matter. |
| 1: time machine, $600 inflation-adjusted Freedom Bucks, a Windows 98SE\n\n2: buy 10K BTC from your local pizzeria\n\n3: break up with your girlfriend who throws your PC through the window\n\n4: try to fix your HDD yourself because you’re broke and can’t pay for the $6,942 pro service\n\n5: finally get your first loan and let pros repair your HDD\n\n6: HDD is completely empty, and your local PC repair shop has closed their business and last you heard they’ve taken a plane ticket to Macau |
| Plenty of hookers in sg |
| You would have panic sold on one of the many drawdowns, unless you were in jail and literally could not have sold |
| This pilot is slurring his speech while telling me the weather is good and the flight should be uneventful 💀 |
| Eric you can’t say the T word. |
| Yeah, they are clearly keeping expectations low, that sell off on low net bookings guidance last earnings was so silly. The 95% institutional ownership of this stock really shows in moments like that. |
| It’s more of a groundhog market anyway. |
| And when you forget the password and only have four chances to get it right. \n\nAnd you know it’s some Fall Out Boy line, but can’t remember which letters got the l33t speak. |
| 🥭 may bail on securing a deal for no Iranian nuclear weapons via WSJ.\n\n"For weeks, President Trump had been laying the groundwork to declare victory in the Iran war should Tehran fully reopen the Strait of Hormuz, even floating the idea privately to senior aides that he’s willing to walk away without a nuclear deal, U.S. officials said" |
| as an aussie I take offense to this, logic would dictate a kangaroo market is one that can't backtrack? |
| the ole 95% haircut, a classic |
| I bought METH for 30. And used it |
Nah. When someone says "breakdancing athlete," I still remember this, because of the actual skill:  Breakdancing, this man is unbeleaveable. NO FEET PUSHUPS I have no words to describe this man, you just have to watch and see what this man can do. (NO FEET PUSHUPS) www.youtube.com  Rick Astley - Never Gonna Give You Up (Official Video) (4K Remaster) The official video for “Never Gonna Give You Up” by Rick Astley. Never: The Autobiography 📚 OUT NOW! Follow this link to get your copy and listen to Rick’s ... www.youtube.com |
| S&P is at ATHs. What're you talking about? |
| Iran is just hugging his leg and biting like the perpetually bullied schoolboy that knows they have one shot of wearing down their harassers. |
| Did you try restarting the app? |
| She reminds me of Sid from ice age. |
| Thank you for proving my point for me. |
| dawg finance is so fake it hurts lol |
| 🥭🤡👎🧠❌ |
| Wait what the extras in the box we always get with those bananas.. you know the white snow.. that also ways.. |
| Yep, for sure not you, confirmed 😒💅 |
| Austrian isn’t bad. Irish is meh. Didn’t even know Iceland had food. |
| Yes of course. Every buttcoiner and litecoiner somehow has always bought just below the current price and they're always in profit but just not yet millionaires, just a few more months bro™ |
| Should put the people responsible in front of a kangaroo court then |
| Oh, so that's why I keep getting punched in the face |
| The real market\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/0hmdmr9uicih1.png?width=1536&format=png&auto=webp&s=98489d4859dc31a95ec098b18eac675175f5c85e |
| This chat is gay as hell, god damn. Funny enough, the Germans actually have a word for this: gaychat |
| Brought to you by Carl Jr |
| Sydney is like 2-3 movies away from becoming Bonnie Blue |
| So instead of bearish and bullish are we allowed to say "that seems very kangarooish"? As in "his moves in the gulf feel very kangarooish" |
| Yall think NVDA can get 250 by Friday? |
| SOUN, please |
| top 3 pre-orders on the PS5 store are the $100 edition for GTA 6, $150 NBA 2k27 edition, and the $100 edition. TTWO will have a stellar year. You're telling me Roblox gets to tap into the 100 billion market cap at less than half its revenue, but TTWO won't increase significantly? TTWO is clearly valued pretty low currently, considering its future. |
| It’s true that I have no memory of any of the other competitors at this point. |
| Lmao who actually looks forward to the weekend thread, just buy more calls and stop overthinking it |
| Source? |
| Wait til you find out Olympic boxers go for points and not the knockouts... Olympics are about pointmaxing, you get what the point systems rewards. |
| Laws only matter if they're enforced, and a criminal is currently in charge of enforcing the law. |
| Have you tried not participating in an obvious scam ? |
| Just left Vienna mid week. Lots of Schnitzels and sausages 🍆 but plenty of other options |
| Appears 90% of this sub goes full regard |
| This never ends well |
| Just wait for it to go back to .06 |
| What a fucking National embarrassment they are |
| Over the course of ten years, the game Pokémon GO collected more than 30 billion images of the outside world through its players enabling the creation of the world's most accurate map. The owning company recently sold the game to focus on using this data for robot training and military collaborations |
| No crying at the casino kiddo. |
| To think any pervert here would only engage with one sexbot is extremely generous. They'd need to have at least two, and they'd be so violent with it they'd break it. |
| mofo thinks nvda is cutting HBM down because people need less memory. They literally cant sell their whole gpu if they don't do that, and memory shortage will be just as severe. The thing frontier models need most is HBM |
| why\n\nwhy can't someone actually be a good trader for fuck's sake, why are we all salty\n\nCongratulations OP you made it |
| Big dick energy |
| I bought META at $330 and i sold at $90 |
| Lol why do I have a feeling this guy gonna dump his 6 figures straight in the casino |
| You left 38b... with our current govt that's going to set us right back where we left off. |
| I'm buysexual |
| So OP just needs to play the options but gouge their eyes out after placing the bets? |
| Try to flip it on black, if u win we can get a 40 trillion edge |
| https://preview.redd.it/kf02rz6gicih1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bf0a174b6fd82824e0cc4adf57e0b2427a5d878a |
| QQQ ATH in August confirmed 🤗\n\nThen when this guy FOMOs in at the top in September we dip 10% into mid-terms\n\nHe’ll short again in mid-October and we’ll close the year at ATHs\n\nOP, please post before each of your regarded moves, thanks ☺️ |
| Thanks, bud. Greatly appreciate it. |
| Dickus Gigantus |
| Hahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!! |
| He has a wife you know… |
| Leopold, that you bruh? |
| Im cashing out at 20 million. My sweet spot. |
| I, for one, welcome my imminent terminal bankruptcy. |
| Thoughts on a PUT on ONON? Seems like no one wears that crap anymore |
| Only if you’re all a bunch of bad bad boys. |
| This sub has the best comments |
| should I become a hertz bot or a soun bot or a memory bol or a gey ber today |
| Hey OP, can you enlighten us as to why LTC is indeed the future? |
| Only a month old too lmfao |
| Why anyone would buy stuff off the street these days is beyond me |
| I bought at 42$ |
| Huh? You mean price down? |
| Scarlet all the way. I am not attracted to the other one. |
| better than cocaine |
| He doesn't want to go to jail. Perpetual Gaza conflict keeps him out of court. |
| I assume you go to 28k with full ports and got to -95% with full ports. |
| Fun fact: kangaroos will retreat to water when feeling threatened, because they will try to drown you |
| Better than Biggus Dickus? |
| Not even some tiny green balls, just tiny red balls |
| They don't understand man they have no idea. At some point MU does massive buybacks if the price is too low and you profit a lot. |
| Probably more people go through it. It’s human to make errors. Plus you couldn’t have known |
| Doesn’t matter |
| HIT IRAN HARD SHOW THEM WE ARE BOSS |
| Or paid my medical bill lol |
| Cringe username lmao. Way to show that you're a baggie for charlie lee who dumped his big bags on your faces |
| Better than ciggies innit? |
| I AM A NERD WITH ALPHA |
| Well yes winning some is always better than holding and losing |
| I said below this was an oversimplification\n\nI’ve talked about this on Reddit before. I looked at their market cap, their revenue, their project pipeline, their leadership, blah blah blah\n\nWhen I say a “$5 stock” I may as well just say “a penny stock.” The bottom line is they were clearly cheap, and they obviously were, considering their current price and valuation.\n\nIt’s not like ASML is worth more than NVDA. |
| He used her back door |
| new day new ragebaiting wsb apes |
| he seems to have no money for that travel anymore |
| Sorry you’re 38 billion short plus late fees. |
| Okay. This is more or less my story but it was the down payment on our house. I came to terms with it. Eventually. |
| IM A BOSS HAHA. IM AN ALPHA, NERDS |
| The final PEG 0.00, fullport when it happens |
| Predicting where SPCX stock will be week to week is like predicting the flight path of a butterfly. Pointless. |
| Because you're not the President. \n\n |
| I'm having a mental breakdown and everyone needs to panic right now. \n\nF*uck it's over.\n\n- Warren Buffett |
| It’s a perfectly equal and fair system. If you pay a $40 million bribe, you will get off Scott free just like everyone else. |
| What about Emo territory? |
| An Irish stew can hit. It’s not in any way good, but it lets you feel like a medieval peasant for a bit, which has gotta count for something |
| I AM AN ALPHA MALE CHAD |
| 🐝🐝 rejects peace plan because of course he does. |
| Banbet nvda 250 5d |
| It’s missing the year when the wallet provider gets hacked and the coins stolen. |
| Will palantir hit 200 |
| FUCKINGG PUMPP IT ORAGNE MAN |
| bagholder propaganda \n\ni'm cashing out a 16x, i dont have a crystal ball |
| I haven't been able to for a long time.\n\n |
| https://preview.redd.it/iuo0kwrkhcih1.png?width=1306&format=png&auto=webp&s=e8eb35160a8624e067a97982237a1851bde3ed21 |
| Nancy Pelosi’s favorite kind of habitat |
| 24 hours until I can watch my memory calls hemorrhage more money and ultimately lock in a massive loss, probably. |
| Holy shit. It's Chad Dickens.\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| Insider trading is literally ILLEGAL isn't it? How do we wage slaves not get away with but billionaires do? |
| Hindsight is a bitch |
| “Your share” is insidious |
| Their |
| the stock market shows that once people get a little bit of money they are exactly like billionaires except without the billions of dollars |
| "You're locked in here with ME" |
| So buy in 2011 and get out in 2017? |
| real |
| Holy hell 😂 |
| “It’s time to bet against America”\n\n\-Warren Buffet |
| Idk, I might be stupid but I know that alot of AI models just straight up alloc a giant block of memory when loaded in, so if they reduced the amount of mem per GPU, it would likely just push these corps to buy more GPUs with less memory to get the same amount of total memory. \n\nUnless they manage to do zome wizardry and make AI genuinely more memory efficient, but with models just getting larger and larger even if they made it more efficient it would probably just be a green light to scale up the params of a model |
| Too much winning |
| 24 hours until I can panic sell and paper hand my gains |
| Why not assume we have multiple lives? Or maybe we keep reliving the same life? |
| https://preview.redd.it/g9tj5a8ahcih1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=30ac697f7c7d38966d0def30c75a7451acdfcb7d |
| fellow SG degen can sign on army for bonus to offset alr 🤣🤣 |
| the us has never won this many wars in one year |
| Imagine being able to sleep for 7 hours |
| "My puts are basically worthless, what are the chances usa nukes iran today and how much would that bring my premium up?" |
| Nothing can Trump this Barron market. |
| Trump found it when he aced that test better than anyone else ever did bigly. The market is really just to honor him. |
| Thats alot of freedom |
| They just mad your girls staying with you tonight instead of her boyfriends like theirs. |
| i've shifted into the reality where she comes back and FIG is past $25 within 2 weeks |
| Your about 8 trillion short |
| On the back of the bill instead of ‘in god we trust’ it reads ‘my god we’re fucked’. |
| Is this more or less corrupt than a kangaroo court? |
| The US is heading for stagflation. In September it has to decided if it wants to ramp up interest rates or print more money. It already has inflation getting out of hand and outside of AI, the stockmarket hasn't seen much growth in the last couple of years.\n\nThat's not even getting into everyone stopping buying US debt and places like Japan dumping it. If the US can't borrow trillions of USD from other countries to fund its debt, it's fucked. |
| top worst cuisines: austrian, irish, icelandic |
| Capex spending isn't just about meeting some benchmarks, its about getting the best results right? If equipment and models are becoming more efficient on price-basis, does that reduce demand? I don't think so...? Wouldn't they just buy more equipment? In their view, it is a competition, and one that they cannot lose for fear of being being the next Yahoo made obsolete by Google or Blockbuster by Netflix. And big tech revenue is so ridiculous that the high spend isn't ruinous. Meta accumulated $88b in losses on the "metaverse" and got nothing in return for it. They've got money to burn. |
| Literally one of my fav karaoke songs |
| Trump has privately told senior aides he may be willing to end the Iran war without a nuclear deal if Tehran fully reopens the Strait of Hormuz. Iran’s sweeping new demands, however, are complicating his search for an exit. - WSJ\n\nHe wants out so bad |
| What about the other marsupial markets? |
| Just sell some CCs on it |
| Don't be stupid. stupid. |
| 'My name is Jeff.' |
| With all that cooking noise you didnt even hear your wifes bf sneak in thru the window |
| So 50-70 dollars, thank you. |
| You're just in time for the draft too congrats |
| Can you believe she forgot to cover her calls? What a moron. |
| I’ve never said his name without his middle name. Maximus Meridious |
| Honestly, where do you think the 401k and pension plan money was going before? |
| And I ran….\n👁️🏃so far away… |
| Start the gofundyaself and make posters n shit |
| Its ok. You can invest again. |
| I guess kangaroo market is easier to buy low and sell high since it's more frequent? |
| Since stocks only go up, should I just bet all my money for spy to stay above $620 ytd the end of year and make 20% |
| Bought gld calls on Friday expiring this Friday so hoping for a $5+ pump tomorrow |
| Kangaroo market? We’re up like 13% on the year. |
| Netanyahu is the ultimate >!ber!< |
| Oil going to dump Monday |
| Thank you - you are my hero. |
| And a smug one as well. Sigh. |
| She can tell I’m from Alabam cause when she back it up on me I just say “yes ma’am” |
| 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 |
| If I dm you my venmo, would you send me 5 or 10k if i asked politely? |
| LETS SHOW IRAN THAT WE CONTROL THE STRAIT. WE NEED A MEGA TRUTH SOCIAL SAYING WE ARE THE ALPHA MALEA |
| Eh 13k won’t do jack shit for a tuition bill these days anyway. You’re young and it probably seems like a lot. It’s not, you can earn or trade that back easy. |
| Agreed. The crash actually happens when it is at its peak. When it goes down is after the fact. Well posted. |
| Truly regarded. Hope you learned something. |
| "Bears" are the type of people who read the terms and conditions. |
| Made a delicious 3 egg omelette with mushroom, spinach, onion, sausage and pepper jack cheese to fuel my shit posting today |
| Yeah on the 5 minute chart we are. On the weekly or monthly it’s a bull market. |
| You're 38 billion and change short |
| Do we need to pay $100k a month for it? |
| All in on mstr |
| Tell your parents or whoever claims you, how much you lost. So they can write it off on their taxes. They won’t be so upset once they learn they can add another deduction on their W2. |
| Oh, if you’re not a bot, I’m sorry gurl :pepeuwu:\n\nThe stinky boys on here are so mean most days, so I learn to roll with it 🥹 |
| It isn't, the other competitors (esp the gold medalist in the female category) were such textbook breaks. Like yeah I guess it's good to have a firm grasp of the fundamentals but there was no creativity. Like, at all.\n\nContrast this with some of the non-olympic judged break battles with crews and you'll see the difference (even in solo battles).\n\nIt was such a "hello fellow kids" moment in Olympic history, and RayGun rightly put it in its place. |
| War bonds it is then… |
| You convinced yourself on a drop of water you understood the ocean. You bought leverage and you were wrong. |
| I remember first seeing this exact post during Covid. |
| As limp as my gold member |
| Once I saw ‘vertical spread’ I knew you were done |
| Rddt analytics team, please pitch a “user voted front page” I wanna know the word on the streets not a funny algorithm. |
| How?????? |
| [Krusty Burger](https://www.reddit.com/r/TheSimpsons/comments/1vj9308/my_first_time_trying_a_krusty_burger/) is real, puts on MCD |
| And stressed out hangry people who fucking hate the self checkout. |
| You shouldn't spend money on going to college, it's not for you. |
| I thought you blew 20M so I clicked to see the name of your school lol |
| Warren Kim |
| Thanks 🤝 |
| Dont forget to bring a towel |
| Send me some loose change to clear my Wells Fargo debt 😃 |
| Won many times. Ahead of schedule. |
| Damn, who hurt you on a Sunday morning? Hope whatever is bothering you gets better today! Bye |
| Also called pump n dump |
| Countries are pumping GLD bro it ain’t retail |
| Scarlet's voice 😍 |
| You started talking about using the memory they have available more efficiently, and to that I say, let me introduce you to my friend jevron |
| The ai is just not tuned for retarded minds and spastic movements |
| You regards better keep pumping gld |
| Evidence suggests you wouldn't have thrived in college anyway |
| You got some horse dick my friend |
| Has more room to drop fam |
| https://preview.redd.it/gs8dr8kifcih1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6dc90138e5edd6b1fd1d94b1ba1b64a22ff054c9 |
| AI slop that does not actually have any understanding |
| https://preview.redd.it/ydsw1nbhfcih1.jpeg?width=769&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=29c23996ab7571f281571ced37bc86c68e8d5baa\n\n |
| This guy didn't buy the course |
| There's money to be made regardless it bull bear or kangaroo |
| Just ask chagpt like you already did |
| We're in Jimothy Territory\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/kypw2iwffcih1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=52ad2df49a8865b104788cd757bd423abc69367d |
| Hey you guys have you heard about my new rug pull? |
| https://preview.redd.it/txx3opm9fcih1.png?width=290&format=png&auto=webp&s=876f77eb06f2e2e2b075f47e1e165aa552e92c0f\n\nNo, you didn't. You used the wrong note! |
| I would eat Shakiras kitty for free. I bet it tastes great. You'd need an industrial crowbar to pull me out |
| *What has chips as nobody sees,*\n\n*Is smaller than deez,*\n\n*Up, up it goes,*\n\n*And yet makes you broke?* |
| $60 to $80, that was the floor before this cycle started. So it’s going there for sure, only a matter of when. |
| What a beauty of a website |
| Trump: "hey thanks. got another one?" |
| I'd like salt on my fries |
| Who cares. Scarlett is way hotter overall, zero question to any straight male |
| I was pretty pro-ai until the self checkout at Kroger yesterday tried to accuse me of stealing and even played a little video of it for the attendant. We now have to modify our behavior to suit the AI and I think that’s a slippery slope of diarrhea. |
| Bibi is exactly the type of guy that bought puts on Friday |
| Can someone summarize this book?\n\n |
| Not a war guys, just a 6 month long excursion that we’ve won |
| Go peruse the boglehead and fire subreddit to help you calm and recalibrate. |
| You work your ass off for another $50k and try again. I mean come on man, what’s another option? Those ETF’s giving 15 percent returns are boring am I right |
| Looking back, when middle class folks who had full time jobs (not in housing) were buying a home and then selling it 6 months later and not doing anything to it and getting $20,000, that was a sign for the smart people to start investing elsewhere.\nLike it, was a pyramid scheme. The last one to not flip a house was the biggest loser.\n\nHow would this work with AI?\nI'm not sure. Seems like energy and water is important. Another person mentioned laying too many people.\n\nI don't know.\nI know that back I early 2007 when my brother bought a house, be kept telling me, you never lose value in your home. My reply was why do you need a home when you don't have a family, not even a dog? Just keep living with Mom. You two get along. \nYaddah yaddah yaddah, 10 years later he sold the house for what he paid for it. And it was for sale for 12 months.\n\nSo my point is only buy a home if you need one.\nSo my advice to companies is, only get into AI if you need it. Don't believe the hype and make a decision out if fear of being left out.\nJust like the toilet paper buyers during COVID. |
| Rachel Gunn (or Raygunn), Australia's rep for the Olympics Break Dancing.\n\nHer routine was insultingly bad and heavily memed on, earning a flat 0 score in every event she was in.\n\nIt was so bad that it caused her and all her work to recieve close scrutiny, resulting in her early retirement from her part-time work a college lecturer and dance coach. She has a PHD in gender studies and breakdancing culture and her thesis and contributions have been thoroughly torn apart.\n\nShe's usdd here because she tried to sue a musical over their use of her name and "signature" move, "kangaroo hopping", in a satirical play. |
| He’s NACHO average guy |
| Who has the best boobs scarlet or sydney |
| Hey man just take the rest out in cash, go into a casino, and put it all on red at the roulette table. You got this! |
| GGLL HOOD SPCX |
| If counties keep buying our dollars for that long. |
| 😆 I binged it |
| I get that she made her set memorable because of the memes but calling the other competitors boring is crazy. This is sarcasm right? |
| If you have to ask, you can't afford her |
| It costs a lot for that Mercedes stretch sedan |
| oiii mate |
| Wait… is The Strait still not open?? Mr.🥭 told me it would be open months ago! :kek: :kek: |
| Don't you know Cramer said "ONDS will rip your lungs out" Werewolf of London baby |
| HTZ still a thing? |
| Nope, gotta sell theta on all this flat\n\nEven flatter than your 🍑💅 |
| The price that Citadel stepped in is their floor, 0 chance they let it go lower than that\n\n$739 |
| First the courts, now this? |
| https://preview.redd.it/zj9kvhyhecih1.jpeg?width=1206&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d710b7ce28b8080800b4d80f95fe34218693071a\n\n \n🫡🫡🫡 |
| if wsb says top is near then is not. inverse wsb ftw |
| I thought Australians were proud of her |
| The smell is where i draw the line |
| DCA |
| ... and still trading sideways. Even with all the AI bloat. |
| Perpetual NACHO. |
| A new marketing term is a recession indicator |
| Don’t forget to tip grok for the real insider news |
| Half the sub googling "mirth" rn |
| idk but asts calls for next week |
| Add a zero and we can talk lol |
| u/31andnotdone won’t be around until tomorrow 😔 |
| It wasnt free, she had to basically pay off her countries "Breakdancing association" for the olympic spot because she was so laughably bad. There were real dancers who wanted to go |
| He is gonna be sharing showers in the pen shortly. |
| Matches our courts |
| I’ve seen how the lemmings base their decisions solely on llm output. You’re right - it will be used to control us.\n\nPuts on PLTR but then leaps right after it dumps |
| Bahahahhaa |
| Israel says no to peace plan bye bye gains |
| Where is my change? |
| I didn't find any tickers for whatever the hell you just typed. |
| Calls and Puts both red on the same stock 😂 |
| Afternut.. |
oh we dont have debt here where I live..  The fund | Norges Bank Investment Management The purpose of the fund is to safeguard and build financial wealth for current and future generations based on revenue from Norway's oil and gas resources. www.nbim.no |
| !p OSINT |
| There is no chance hormuz will be opening this week. |
| Apparently there were actual australian breakdancers who wanted to go but she bought her way in |
| Options is gambling |
| literally |
| What does this graph show? The whole portfolio? A single commodity? SPCX Puts? |
| Wow |
| https://preview.redd.it/vorabgg2ecih1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4088b54f60ad2f3e0213e1e27c4496387f3393be\n\n |
| Lmao, smartes guy in the room doesn't understand human behaviour |
| SKHY Q2 operating income was 43bn with 76% margins\n\nEven if memory prices collapsed 50% next year (it won’t because of locked in contracts) it would still print money.\n\nWhy is it never even mentioned in this sub? \n\nSeems more obvious than the TSMC trade in 2023 |
| Being overweight isn’t unattractive on its own, it’s the gluttony and laziness that comes along with it |
| I been looking at Lexus’s lol |
| damn that's a crisp bill for something worth negative 40 tril |
| That guy has a really badass name |
| *too |
| we should get our troopers to get their testosterone results. then we bundle all that data and email it directly to the ayatollah. Then he will see he is facing an invincible immortal test army and surrender like that one guy in his bunker |
| Let’s be real you weren’t gonna graduate anyway. |
| Ong fr fr |
| They must first learn to love the treadmill and free weights |
| Ain't it just gonna suggest spcx or has elon not gotten around to forcing that? |
| This is one of the best I've seen in a long long time 👌 you made me laugh good sir |
| Wow, so smaaht! |
| To help you feel better, you could have bought a base model Toyota. |
| U mad |
| keep going to the gym, add swimming or biking for dream changes |
| Honestly, with everyone’s 401ks buying is it even possible to go down long term? |
| https://preview.redd.it/9ruuwcsqdcih1.jpeg?width=1320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2b561cb82ccca09c81140c7758890f73c14c6b73\n\n \nDid you short Spcx? |
| aye a fellow singaporean retard! |
| We need to make 🥭 eligible then \n\nPewpew |
| https://preview.redd.it/qhztz71rdcih1.png?width=320&format=png&auto=webp&s=8fbd1a63163d6f298d8bce182f9628b1c3b8d7e8\n\n |
| 0DTE are so stupid for this reason, I don’t get why so many on this sub are obsessed with them. It’s just turning options trading into a high intensity dopamine filled “number go up or down” casino game |
| Doubled down on 0DTE spx like I have I see |
| In real life! |
| That’s not a drawdown. That’s a controlled demolition. |
| sorry for your loss |
| This guy might be on to something |
| You're my spirit animal |
| Each spike is when the Iran war "ended" lol |
| My fat bitch approved this message |
| Pay it in $3 bills |
| Us government here. You didn't specify it was for principal..... so we applied it to war |
| ain't it Hegseth? |
| Rebecca Black has the best titties |
| AI investment plan for the week: I’m asking grok to synthesize current sentiment on beaten up or run up stonks and do a critical analysis that doesn’t take the info at face value, then I’m gonna inverse grok. |
| Tell us what your next move is so we can do the opposite |
| It could be worse like committing genocide. Australia is still good. We all have a\*\*es in our nations |
| Stocks won’t go down anymore, the ruling class controls everything |
| No crying in the casino |
| I went with my girlfriend from Canada. You don’t know her. |
| How bro… were you shorting the market? |
| I mean certain software stocks at at recession level crashes. If they are right, it could be a good time to buy |
| Mirthmaxxing should be mandatory |
| HIT IRAN HARD, WE NEED TO SHOW THEM WE CONTROL THE STRAIT. WE ARE THE ALPHA MALES |
| RayGun is the only breakdancing athlete anybody remembers. Without her the whole event would have been forgettable. Did you see the other dancers? Boring as.\n\nRayGun is a legend and always will be. |
| \*existing |
| All you big guy |
| That is... such a dramatic statement. |
| We do it for the mirth |
| Sir, you just gambled half your college fund, don't get the facts twisted. |
| Didn't know the Dow is back down at 25605, time to load up! |
| Fake and/or gay |
| #FAT CHICKS NEED LOVIN TOO |
| I’m not even sure I could do something like this on purpose. I’m impressed. |
| Weekend on this sub does not deserve to be read. |
| I’m sure we can trust the president of Cuba. |
| Crickey |
| Breathing |
| In a dream? |
| 1200mg before lunch |
| She was for a week then everyone literally forgot until the occasional meme like this situation. |
| :money: |
| Low effort but you get the idea\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/h6yibaypccih1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b94bb744a0081c0feac7be7383a5ca8d29e4781d |
| You went alone? |
| She got a free trip to the Olympics \n\nShe is smarter than most people here |
| best lyricists of all time: drake, soulja boy, rebecca black |
| Brother pisses away half his days due to fluid intake |
| !remindme 5 days |
| TA nerds holding puts rekt at 8pm |
| I'll take her over some of our current national embarrassments in the US |
| Whatever, go take a nap and wait for your midterms. |
| But I’m a man, and I made love to a woman |
| Well, let me tell you about liabilities and off setting accounting entries. |
| very true. |
| https://preview.redd.it/t5z35wyhccih1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=70493a9acdf2b49a2060a112401066e9332ff142 |
| Not the machine guns in their jubblies |
| ⛔️ |
| Describe "hot" 👀 |
| Is that an AAPL or a tomato? |
| Affirmative |
| That's what she said |
| Two words for ya. FUCKING LOSER!!!!! |
| you need to leave sr! 👉🏻 |
| 🥭 got banned again? |
| Who is she? |
| Not sure why it’s dropping, i’m in it for the long haul though riding shares. Options have ruined me in the past |
| Whe. In doubt. Push them out |
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| ####🎶Makin' my way downtown. Walkin' fast, faces pass and I'm homebound🎶🎵 |
| "Let me take the debt, bruh." |
| https://x.com/CeoOndas/status/2085012637218197923?s=46 |
| Of all the shameless magic wands 🥭 waves this would be the bestest one. |
| How old is this picture that the Dow is at 25k and SPYs are $304? |
| https://preview.redd.it/z8x27162ccih1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7c8cea0189a50be764b9c7be5cd3a63d78458f85 |
| Any hot women online |
| Flight to Thailand is like 5 bucks from Singapore, can easily have a huge week long party in Bangkok with that kind of money. |
| We're just shaking all the certainty out of the dollar |
| She will be forever remembered. \n\n\n\n# "What we do in life echos in eternity" - Maximus Decimus Meridius |
| This is when you yolo and hit 1m |
| TY |
| Which part? |
| You did it! Gave it all back |
| When do we get to falcon rocket market |
| See you next monday. |
| https://preview.redd.it/url1blwpbcih1.jpeg?width=1151&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b408da37bf6fa29329e02c4a7710cb85758dc0e7 |
| Bulls at Sunday school praying the pastor will molest them |
| Well my gloss for the week are to have another nice green week. Remember to stay hydrated everyone! And don’t forget to eat 💕 |
| That doesn't even make sense |
| It'll be given to our allies |
| K shaped Kangaroo |
| You found your home! 🏠 |
| Good |
| homosexual |
| MEOW |
| thank you I know it's really snowballed. gallon of water too at least so maybe I'll survive a little longer. |
| wholesome 🦭 |
| Yeah instead of a human using AI to help complete tasks, one ai agent oversees the tasks and assigns them to other ai agents to complete so we don’t even know what the tasks are anymore. |
| Crwv or nbis |
| Nice. It's well deserved. Congrats |
| Thanks for the circle bro, I was struggling to find the Kangaroo |
| Considering your mental capabilities I think that money was going to be wasted either way! At least you get a nice Reddit post with your L. |
| Oh shit even better lmfao \n\nFace value I thought it was a server farm not freedom farm |
| Imagine being the commander in chief of the United States Armed Forces but being banned from Twitter permanently |
| https://preview.redd.it/0ijyhe3ebcih1.jpeg?width=1408&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e4f64cb2c9243f8f8698c6abfbd67887ba253879\n\n |
| Hormuz |
| Sure. If you own enough shares, you don't need help. Just sell from finance company A to B that you own or have some control\n |
| Info(old twitter) vs product (now) |
| He always finds time to pump the stocks. When in doubt pump the stocks. |
| Ah yes, the K shaped recovery |
| I made love to a woman! |
| Please be careful. That’s a lot of caffeine |
| It's hot in here and it ain't me 🥵 |
| He doesn’t sing anymore. Only does a dance similar to 🥭’s ymca dance but like shrugs a bunch 🤷♂️ 🤷♂️ |
| Ah yes, the Zimbabwe method. Very good, carry on. |
| Woof |
| Wait a second… you mean to tell me that someone gets to profit off all this action?? No waaaay. What’s next, they try to influence and manipulate to keep it going for 20+ years?!? |
| Half cash, half retard. It's on the subreddit. |
| Dumb memory apes - get fucked. I'm bullish on memory but can still see you apes will end up losing everything, because you're STUPID |
| but everyone is totally traveling w prices this high |
| I'm good for 12 servings of caffeine a day |
| Why is it even bull and bear? Why not bird for going up into the sky and whale for diving deep in the ocean? |
| N1 👏 |
| Please give me 0.01% of that gng |
| But will that actually detox or just promote even more degenerate behavior? |
| Let's see your Olympic routine. |
| Levraged SPY Holders |
| Anything Trump's been pumping lately on the list |
| Ai slop on a pnd |
| I don't know.... if you picked up shares of regular companies... Google, Amazon etc. you're probably doing ok. Berkshire Hathaway for example has done nothing but go up. |
| Give me the fucking Eagle market |
| Tell her she’s running late for my appointment and try to let her go a little early next time. Please |
| Had it at 5$, sold at 6$. \nDM for trading course “Stop Profit; Take Loss”. |
| Market has been flat all day, Something is fishy. |
| Gemini is just assembling a majority consensus. It is true that the mag 7 have enormous independent cashflows and as Patrick Boyle pointed out correctly, committments aren´t debt. However cashflowwise they are, just over a different timeframe. Some of the big ones have become momentarily cashflow negative and that´s not a catastrophe. But let´s assume for a moment, that the market for AI isn´t going to reach trillions of Dollars flowing from outside into the system. In that - purely theoretical - case in which we see maybe just a $250 billion market by 2030 all those commitments will turn into real costs with the cashflows already negative and the costs of capital already rising.\n\nBut again. That is purely a theory. |
| https://preview.redd.it/dru6nsrcacih1.png?width=1880&format=png&auto=webp&s=f6dfda7af9053e6796e59b7b1837efd6008010c5 |
| She done her best. |
| Hopefully near your house |
| bag holder cope, get fucked, you will lose everything |
| Eww get away from me bot bitch 😒💅 |
| Everyone in SW dev uses Claude. |
| War is profitable. I don’t know why anyone would want to end it. |
| https://preview.redd.it/lu3aoc85acih1.jpeg?width=1040&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7e21e6dd36e3ebdc733cc5f4cd60f6e5f5aba122 |
| This is the Temu type of Kangaroo I was thinking… |
| How's that different than any other quarter? |
| Joby did well but stock didn't move. |
| Twitter was good earlier without IG or FB like media content on it’s scrolling screen |
| Ah zoomers and their gambling addictions |
| If there's so little going on, that this is what a nation is known for, ain't doing to bad. |
| Umm, this is Reddit, you know that right? |
| https://preview.redd.it/1optkgez9cih1.jpeg?width=216&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a4e194f51383909d0660623048c7ca97de8e3998 |
| We were truly witnessing a GOAT performance with him |
| 🐝 🐝 gonna make 🍊 drop ☢️ |
| There is no Alpha anywhere near that male |
| No? That's a defense stock |
| Just trade shares bro it took me forever to realize that option shot isn’t successful longterm it may take forever but at least you can preserve you capital especially if you are trading the broader market and not a single stock that isn’t on the $S&P |
| Just so you know, most people lose money doing this and a lot of the victories you see here are likely faked. Stop using this subreddit. |
| Exactly lol, fuck paying off the debt |
| So your stonks go up and down until it soars on its tail only to disembowel your portfolio with its sharp claws? |
| I bet your a fat gamer/nerd or dork with black hair, acme, glasses and airy beard.\n\nOr bald |
| Why’d you put so much into DRAM after MU, SNDK, WDC we’re already up like at least 300% in the past year by the time you bought them? How much further did you think they’d go? |
| \^ how to make the money |
| Peace deals isn't the Department of War's job. That is the Department of State. |
| ✅️☝️ |
| Boing boing |
| You're a communist if you don't love a singing rat |
| How are mm toying with retail? They are selling them what retail want to buy |
| Rtx sounds like it’d be a pick then |
| Iran didn't even demand that Khomeini gets to teabag Trump live on Al Jazeera at the signing of the deal. Winning! |
| One good 0DTE trade and you’re worth millions |
| What are you trading buddy?? Nothing flat about it 😂 |
| Highest level dd. Bold font for added sense of urgency. |
| Memory bears & prices about to be catapulted... |
| I'm gay for the remaining quarter |
| Just buy memory |
| There are a few mid hitters in the commodities market up there. Older market things. |
| It’s wild that they could actually do this if they wanted to lol |
| 100% pump the brakes and collect yourself. It's either that or revenge trade the rest away. |
| Went to Chuck E Cheese yesterday. When I was a child, I begged my parents and they never took me. Anyway, unlike their commercials it was very mid. Their summer coupon deal is a good value though and I got a picture with Chuck E Cheese so that was nice. |
| What a fucking national embarrassment she is |
| I didn't understand a word you said |
| I don’t get any texts or emails about our secret plans to scam retail on options… pretty sure none of us in that 10% like each other at all… |
| Nice job! |
| Dude, you’re 38 billion short… |
| your puts are underwater are they not? |
| Can I hide in the pouch? |
| 40 Trilly! |
| Why? You don't have to gamble recklessly, it's a choice you get to make every day |
| It's theoretically possible but it will most likely have disaserous consequences for the US economy where all trust towards the US dollar is lost forever and its value plummets. |
| You can be bullish on memory and also aware that the majority of the bag holders on here will end up losing their money anyway.\n\nBecause they're **STUPID** that's why |
| Whats the next play? |
| Puts on tme they suck |
| Patriot |
| Department of Ceasefires would be most accurate at this point. |
| Pictures of living people aren't eligible for US currency. |
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| When your brain tries to trick you into thinking it’s time to leave the gym and then you wake up and say woah woah woah bud |
| wow let's not get political |
| bot he posts the same comments every few hours |
| sad bag holder cope |
| I think it'll be wjen the a.i. debt needs refinancing. All the big tech firms except oracle have arranged it to technically be a separate llc responsible for the loans. So if they can't pay, all the pension funds will be left holding the bag. |
| 🥭 made them realize how much leverage they have. Art of the deal |
| What a pull |
| EZ |
| Is your mom well? |
| don’t worry - it’s still going to hit $48 |
| You can trust me blindly. Just never, ever open your eyes. |
| Sir, i understand that we are loading in sept/oct but is oklo/smr the play? I thought crypto was the play |
| Flat week, flat month, flat until mid-terms |
| Sit on your own balls shit for brains |
| Did you hear the chocolate ration was raised to 30 grams? Double plus good aye! |
| Time to start ASX maxxing |
| Meaning CDS or going short HYG / JNK might be a decent hedge |
| That “strong soldier” calling with tears in his eyes was the captain of logistics begging him to stop volleying these billion dollar rockets on dirt houses 4k miles away lmfao |
| There's always bombs in the banana stand |
| Woke up next to a hot blonde woman. Life is good |
| G’Day mate |
| If you invest $250 a month in the s and p 500 you will have $1.5mm by retirement. Imagine once you get a good job and can invest more than $250. This is a small dip in the big game, don’t sweat it and quit options |
| https://preview.redd.it/ru4t5to08cih1.jpeg?width=1966&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=08b40a08692af3edfc668977125c4d04a79dfe03 |
| America has no balls anymore 😂, BB took ‘em |
| >Find intrinsic happiness. Because for now, extrinsic ain’t it.\n\nJust wanted to say thank you for your kindness and this specific piece of advice. I know the other commenters are just joking around, but I think OP will appreciate your tactfulness. \n\nI'm in a tough spot myself (I don't do stonks, Reddit just keeps showing me this sub because I find the posts funny and click on them; my debt comes from student loans) and I wish I knew how to implement your advice. It's gonna be a long road for me to experience any extrinsic happiness again. |
| And yields will pump harder, and all the credit, including corporate / high yield / junk bonds crash. If prices go up it'll hurt the datacenter buildout and a bunch of companies will have to take on more debt at higher rates which will probably not bode well for the market |
| If you need to print 40B for the bank, that's your problem.\n\nIf you need to print 40T for the bank, that's the bank's problem. |
| Maybe he should go back to eating pizza backwards for Pizza Hut ads. Something on his level. 😮💨🥹 |
| Excuse me. They're the king of peace deals. Trump has ended so many wars and signed so many peace deals. Sure they only last until the stock market goes up enough but they're still deals. |
| MANGO STICK TO YOUR GUT AND HIT THEM HARD |
| With what bombs Michael ? |
| It’s an insider trading market. |
| Is being gay a bad thing? |
| That means a Vegemite market is next |
| AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI\n\nWHO LOVES SLOW MOVING BORING DIVIDEND MARKETS. WE DO |
| Skip college bro, it’s not for you. |
| In that case gold will pump the most. |
| Mangarooo |
| I can’t believe Iran has the Americans by the balls. Absolute madness. |
| very kind of you |
| They called and said: please sir can you stop the bombing and I said yes I stop. They are lovely people, some of the best. We are making the best deals ever. |
| 300b |
| Trump has no clue what to do, he is in way over his head |
| The inverse would be more selling the calls and hedge to get the implied vol. |
| Yeah a true rerating event means it will take years just to naturally rebound back to today's lofty levels. |
| 🥭: why would eye 👁️ ran do this? |
| Create a problem ✅\n\nSolve the problem 💩\n\nMinions celebrate 🤡 |
| Is this Tekken |
| **BanBet Created** ▲ | **Record:** 1W - 2L\n\n| Ticker | Target | Entry | Move | Expires |\n|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|\n| **MU** | $1000.00 (above) | $876.35 | +14.1% | Aug 16, 11:44 AM | |
| !banbet MU 1000 1w |
| Too many regarded people with leverage |
| BOMBS AWAY |
| J |
| Omelettes are on him fellas |
| Yes. I’m not really concerned until the next big unlock after next earnings |
| I voted for the birds tbh. Everything else is just crap. |
| Brazilian ones are usually thicker |
| LETS PUT A BOOT UP IRANS ASS |
| What's the next 2 buck mega bagger? |
| Pffft 😂 |
| Colombia |
| Lots of new concessions? |
| It's 100% real, trust me bro. |
| I don’t think anyone even uses ai for work anymore |
| That was the best video I have *EVER* seen on the internet, and ive seen a lot...the dancing baby...2 girls 1 cup....OPs mom's OF (very disturbing) |
| Let s make this into WSB style action plan: do i get TLT puts or GLD calls? Or both? |
| Berenberg talking about kangaroo market... |
| You paid off my mortgage? Thanks bud |
| KaNgaRoOooOOOO |
| TIME TO SHOW IRAN WHAT YOU GET WHEN YOU MESS WITH AN ALPHA MALE |
| I mean 10% of the people own 87% of the stock. So they just yo-yo values to increase thier wealth with options. |
| CNBC are jumping to conclusions |
| Dude has never had to deal with someone/some country that won't just accept his TACOs and has no clue what to do. |
| It's the Legendary Super Retard! |
| A *taxable* event that causes a stock to lose value 😢 |
| https://preview.redd.it/3xc8fp6r6cih1.jpeg?width=588&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2886b6edd6b285c96aa0221eab29a8ca85974fc9\n\n \nComere you!!! |
| https://preview.redd.it/q03la2dr6cih1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=308aa3e9a8a40157d5c02c8c03fd36dedcae454c |
| We’ve got a new attorney general too so it should be kangaroos all around for a while |
| The COVID rebound is still fresh in people’s minds. Any crash, would get bought up so I feel sideways more likely. |
| i think people are a lil quick to declare victory after a pop. \n\n \na pop is what started the down move \n\n \nand when something goes down that much that many days in a row, there's going to be big pops |
| https://preview.redd.it/62yvggml6cih1.jpeg?width=1019&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=411846b60685e900e52534918efa2ba5312e2ece |
| Yes, the Market Maker sets the price. When you sell anything to the Market Maker they set the price higher than what they bought it for. That is how the stock market works. |
| 13k is cheap lesson to learn. Better have learned something but we all know you didn't |
| Ok M Burns |
| So….. 🥭 ripped up the original nuclear deal with Iran, lifted sanctions and returned money and assets that were frozen, and now wants to sign anything to open the Strait even without nuclear ☢️ deal? WOW\n\nArt of the deal 💀 |
| money matters very little - it’s the 0dte’s that are judged. . . |
| I'm always interested by this style lol. My style is go down 50 to 80% in a 2 week period and then slow grind for 3-6 months to get it back and repeat |
| I was really hoping to get into SpaceX at below $100 |
| I always wondered what happened to all the mafia guys that didnt go to jail or die. Bio tech is step up from labor unions and construction |
| He has been carrying the entire S&P 500 on his back, cut him some slack. |
| I think you forgot.. Something.. as well.. just a hunch. |
| Just learned a lot more than the half semester or cc education that 13k could have bought. |
| https://preview.redd.it/h7s0fz596cih1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d2e2277a6b643964183bf91a5c19f42ccd7ae283 |
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| Well well well 😂 |
| In his noodly appendages we pray, Ramen |
| The fun part is open ai loses money |
| This gives me a huge inflation |
| Youre gonna see the mother of all dumps if the strait opens |
| Next stop, the black market |
| I’ll take this market to kangaroo court. |
| you forgot this one \n\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/flei5ovy5cih1.jpeg?width=1371&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d0003ea1a2185b73c9e5c8f1f722b5cac3ff0e1d |
| https://preview.redd.it/nrercq0y5cih1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1a0ac537725a7e72dd099642b3fe9f7cddc564ea |
| That's okay mate. Berkshire starts buying stocks so all is good. |
| Clearly $38B short. I think Elon lost that amount when he bitch bought Twitter and ruined it because people said they didn’t like him. |
| Ramen |
| 😶🌫️ "a wild europoor appeared" |
| They much be |
| At least more exciting than a crab market. |
| That's a cute way of saying stagflation |
| Are we sure it's not a honey badger market? |
| I really don't trust 1% commenters today 😂 |
| Sitting in Qantas Lounge in LHR as we speak, surrounded by Aussies\n\nCalls? |
| no chance |
| LMFAO, he’s absolutely crashing out now \n\nNEW: Trump has privately indicated he may be willing to end the war with Iran without a nuclear deal if Tehran fully reopens the Strait of Hormuz - WSJ |
| Are you new here? |
| It's a high level technique where you port calls at support and puts at resistance. It's like blood letting but for your portfolio |
| Yeah, we're gonna need another $38 billion. |
| He deserves a Nobel Peace Prize |
| Elon been pumping SPCX nonstop all weekend and you’re still bearish, anon? |
| Well actually it depends on the day of the week. \n\nSometimes you have to lose to win. |
| https://preview.redd.it/zo6ddbme5cih1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aa0f76af5d5730bd0b9a9e49bd4b1f111bacc615\n\n \nKitty market? |
| 40 trillion debt isnt an issue, just refinance it |
| The choice should be between Javier Bardem and Penelope Cruz and the only right answer is both |
| So Guatemalan. |
| Bear are gay, bulls are straight. Kangaroos must be bisexual. |
| https://preview.redd.it/gpclwfad5cih1.jpeg?width=343&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=63ec31b4b9f33e2219c0f35bd0a9b5d5a4a44b8e |
| 🦘 |
| Gemini says that even if the circular financing tops out, the mag 7 earnings are just that robust and diverse that more than a 40% downwards rerating is highly unlikely. (Could crash more in the panic though)\n\nThe overall impact on the stock market would likely be less than 30% drawdown assuming the rerating would only be confined to ai while the rest of the market stays mostly unaffected.\n\nImo i do think 'peak earnings' would happen across all companies at the same time. Currently corporate margins are at about 15%, historically very elevated levels. If those contract to 10% that would also mean a 50% crash in the rest of the stock market.\n\nSo imo a true bubble pop could send markets tumbling 50% at least, possibly 70% at absolute peak panic. Alternatively the US rolls over into a lost decade where instead of dropping 50-70% the market just goes sideways for a decade. |
| Smells like Europoor in here LMFAO 🤌 |
| You couldn’t even pay it off because there ain’t a call provision in Treasuries. If you could call them and did exercise the call you’d collapse the banking system. |
| I bought my 365s two days too early and I’m down 40%. Here’s to hoping Made by Google will feature a ton of AI |
| Better use a credit card to pay it off, and then use the credit card points you get to fund our military industrial complex. |
| What is the ticker? |
| I heard Warren wanted to full port hookers and blow 😎\n\nSo to appease him, Greg bought some more KO \n\nGood old Warren doesn’t know they changed the recipe back in the 1880s 😏💅\n |
| Got that stank ring around it 😋 |
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| A lot of memory bulls have already lost everything from buying at the top and panic selling after it cratered or degen option gambling. No way it's going back to single digits though. Even 700s is a joke at this point. |
| Someone here is going to be so mad when you try to use that to buy a spicy chicken combo and expect change back. |
| You still have $38,142,243,197 remaining.... plus the processing fees and prepayment charges. |
| So I sell and I goes up, you are retarted |
| That shits for the birds |
| Kangaroos hate this one simple trick |
| Price targets Monday\nMu 760\nSndk 500 |
| It’s still 38 billion plus with interest. |
| Let's be real. OP religiously browses here. He's retarded as well |
| Could’ve had Cuban baddies but noooo |
| As long as we don´t get into Emu territory... |
| Less than 12 hours to future. Time to Take Me to Church. |
| 🤣 |
| I wish memory bols lose absolutely everything and MU goes back to single digits \n\n*snaps one wish willow stick* |
| Makes me hard at least. That's for sure |
| Putting the gun down and eating both |
| That serial number would be very desirable to rare bill collectors. I bet you could sell it for 100 dollars over face value, so 40 trillion and 100 dollars |
| Scarlett Johansson's bigger no? Eat dat all day, dont need a gun to my head |
| That’s your sign, got jackpot in the casino, bank it and stop playing |
| Probably would've invaded Greenland instead and been another cluster fuk! |
| Murican |
| seal your apartment, near the cabinets all corners of the walls that connect to the neighboring apartments |