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| It could be. If the war truly is over and oil comes back down to the 60s then this IS a short term inflation spike that will mean more rate cuts in the future. More rate cuts is good for metals given their risk on asset behavior as of late. |
| Happy pump Mr president |
| Fucking bubble bullshit |
| USO puts. |
| Drywall prices skyrocketing as bears continue to punch walls |
| The deal is only in place for 2 days because the agreement is no bombing while they profit off calls and then they’re all switching to calls.\n\nIt’s us against them |
| How could he not be? Still committee voting though |
| Does Iran even know about the deal, and do they know they just won the war? |
| Red by open, holding over weekend not worth ot, thera hits too hard |
| Nice. |
| Hopefully in two hours I can dump these SPX calls for 20k each |
| Gonna pump tomorrow |
| 😂 |
| Log in your brokerage account within WSB LOL |
| Zero chance |
| **No Active BanBet** |
| Extremely mega bullish |
| THANK YOU FOR YOUT ATTENTION IN THIS MATTER |
| Man this cannot be screaming more for a -3% day |
| The US stock market is a ber humiliation ritual |
| Holding a bunch of QQQ that I'll probably roll into TQQQ in premarket |
| !banbet Meta $585 6d |
| 🥭 Is an absolute moron. |
| Probably just his hand, slowly stroking |
| Yes |
| Cutting rates will not curb inflation Z |
| https://preview.redd.it/imaco1r7rb7h1.jpeg?width=220&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2d802a699cf01922259ee4802163ad12e2180a0b\n\n |
| You guys think Microsoft will get news on the peace deal announcement? |
| !banbet RDDT 180 4d |
| Iran have pulled a blinder here.\n\nThey dont even have a negotiation team. |
| $80 was the average all through 2022-2024. It's not that crazy of a floor when a bunch of infrastructure blew up and now countries have to refill their reserves |
| I don't think you're very good with counting. I stopped counting at 38. |
| SPCX 250 TMR |
| Us let Dubai send them a fuck ton of money that was being frozen |
| The stock market is a big rich boys club... and you ain't in it. |
| You guys think warsh is in trumps pocket? |
| Satabyahu will come through for me when he wakes up in a couple hours |
| Not so much as dead as this is the top for awhile. This is an area of resistance and I don’t see it breaking through anytime soon. |
| I mean, Iran literally announced it too. 🥭 sure does lie more often than not but this is real. |
| The US flag. I have been ghosted for politics before. |
| Eat my dongus you fuckin nerd.\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| Two words: sticky inflation.\n\nActually: price gouging. |
| put bags heavy, moms spaghetti |
| Google that my self, polymarket has it at 33% by the end of the month for normal traffic in the Strait of Hormuz. |
| They’re trying so hard to not resume war for spacex to pump |
| DRAM |
| Nothing makes any sense anymore, so there’s absolutely still time for both sides to get wrecked somehow |
| SO GREEN |
| Is this all you can muster bul god Saruman? |
| This market has rallied 41 fucking times on the same deal that hasn't happened.\n\nMy fuckin lord, man, what is this insanity |
| Fake deals dont pump like they used to |
| Eating tacos for 60 days … for the vibes |
| Lot of people will be trying to cover shorts & close puts at open\n\nMay end up squeezing.... |
| It's his birthday, he's getting a deal dammit |
| Can you remember a point in history where there wasn’t war in the Middle East? |
| Rampant douchebaggery |
| Oil is going down the drain, no chance fed will raise rates now |
| Negative |
| Futes kinda weak ngl |
| I didn't see you complain when Israeli villages were attacked.\n\nOh sure, "they are not my team - don't mind them dying" |
| Too late all cool flairs were before the purge |
| I made some shitty decisions starting around mid April face rally and am down about 30% from where I would be had I just not been stupid. If this current move holds, I will have made up for all of that plus a lil extra. Idgaf what happens at 9:31 a.m. I just need it to hold until 9:30. |
| Every iranian citizen called him and personally thanked him |
| Is this news bullish for Gold ? |
| "I wonder what will happen to people like you and me, when there are no more wars to occupy us?"\n\n\- Band of Brothers |
| 🌈 |
| Is the number every single instance, including when he repeats himself like 3 of 4 times to hear his own voice? |
| Repeating Trump's words is a great way to be wrong about everything. |
| Yep full port into puts as soon as overnight opens |
| Wow, I just love my friends, and I love my God, and I love my country and uh God bless America I guess, I mean what else can you say. |
| Trade the tape & stop bitchin. |
| Odte puts will expire worthless tomorrow. |
| Maybe Bibi will get the Maduro treatment if he keeps cucking the peace plan. Doubtful but it’d be cool. |
| > TDS\n\nTotal dissolved solids? |
| Predictions: \n\nTomorrow the market only opens up 1.3%\n\nAnd then collapses in the intraday after they realize the Fed still might raise interest rates |
| Market has been up so much during this war why is it popping on its “resolution “ twice |
| Ofc there’s another cease fire it’s ufc day and he owes Elon so spacex needs to pump tmrw |
| It's just another temporary ceasefire extension, but this time Iran gets paid. Interestingly, it appears it is the gulf countries that are compensating the frozen assets, rather than the US. Plus they have to pay protection. This sounds more like a "separate peace" rather than an end to the war. |
| Wow, no way this was all planned timing with Space X!!!!! What a COINKYDINK |
| buddy, i don't have any puts |
| Always the hero of his own disasters LMFAOOOOOOO |
| Oil shock will only be felt by bers |
| wtf i want a flair with shrek |
| feelings so GOOD. all this suffering just for this moment, its like i ejaculated |
| I don't care if NASDAQ is up +2.5% today. I'm sure $META will open neutral or -0.2% and my $CRWV position will still be -25% at the end of the day.\n\n🖕people in the green |
| Oh yeah? Iran's state sanctioned media says it's over\n\nhttps://www.reddit.com/r/oil/s/8L7T1SJtHw |
| are they ever capable of being right? |
| I often put Remindme on bear predictions. And can always laugh at them later. |
| "How stupid are the people of this country?" - Donald Trump |
| Which stock tends to jump the most on good Iran news? I’m thinking mu or Marvell |
| In the region of billions pal |
| Iran seriously did it a day before his birthday. They had calls? |
| Haven’t checked any news today how much am I gonna be up on my XOM calls tomorrow? |
| Only thing bers hate more than America is money 😞 |
| SHIPS OF THE WORLD!!!!! |
| I have some XLE calls, thinking of selling at open and replacing with more DRAM haha |
| Stanley Cup game starts in 90 minutes. Just as one fight ends, another starts. |
| Never |
| Sorry broski |
| Total surrender |
| It’s like they are interconnected |
| # IMAGINE IF WE STILL HAD EMOJIS AT A MOMENT LIKE THIS |
| lol who buys their own vests, company sends them |
| this week weeklies or next week weeklies |
| those puts must be heavy |
| All of it |
| So the stocks that are up 20% since it closed should be up another 20%? |
| Who the hell said spy 770, shit i wish |
| DM\_ME\_4\_FREE\_STOCKS \nWho asked if it was priced in?? Go sit on your hands and never buy an equity again you sour son of a beeep. Get over yourself. Shit aint about value, it’s about opportunity. Go find it and stop bitchin |
| Topturo by death k.o |
| This is where research comes in, and having faith in the direction of the company is important. Some companies struggle massively, but turn it around. Others compound mistakes, and end up in fire situations. |
| Glad everyone is here. Who can tell me how much money I am going to make tomorrow? |
| War is over.\n\n::Bers looking at screen knowing their $18 portfolio is going to get nuked::\n\nFuck you, m a ngo. -BER |
| We got a 2% pump from calling off strikes and a 1% gap up on a deal? We got scammed |
| Oh yeah? Nothing has been signed\n\n[Live updates: US-Iran war; Trump says agreement reached with Tehran | CNN](https://www.cnn.com/2026/06/14/world/live-news/iran-war-trump-israel) |
| 15/06/2026, the day another species got extinct on earth. RIP BEARS YOU'LL BE MISSED. |
| Please god make this happen so I could shit everywhere on my floor |
| Biggest rugpull at open, loading up on puts tomorrow |
| How many deals is this now? 4? 5? |
| Everything gonna go uppies tomorrow 20%? |
| # Nikkei 225 Futures +1,69%\n\nWINNING! |
| too.much.winning. |
| Thinking about going through the last two weeks of ghey ber doomer posts, to make snarky comments rubbing it their faces. AMA |
| Oceania was not at war with Eastasia. Oceania had never been at war with Eastasia |
| I’ll take 3% |
| Holy TDS |
| Fuck. If this legit and happens puts and shorts are cooked. |
| First guy crosses the bridge as it crumbles and tells the next guy its safe. This is basically USA in hormuz |
| "OiL iS gOnNa bE $250 bY eNd oF sUmMeR" |
| Risky |
| More convincing coming from Steven Time Bomb Meter |
| Skip it |
| They have until Friday to do the ceremony. Bibi could do the funniest thing to Trump and tell him to;\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/8il49x0oqb7h1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c81510312b67a5423904ffeeec2e6a3facc8e0c7 |
| Let me paraphrase the latest headlines: we rippin tomorrow |
| Stopl saying its good news. I know you guys can collectively fuck it up for me |
| Bulls fall for 🥭 lies every single time 🤭 |
| What SOTP re tard? Decent peer comp though I guess |
| You mean CUT rates!! Party in the USA!! |
| People were saying inverse the reddit, is this also applies today's bullish movement? |
| Literally the govt said oil prices would collapse they have called every move!\n\nCorn is this final boss, if they pull it off we all get wealthy |
| Wtf something actually happened? |
| Cue Israeli missiles landing in Tehran, then Israel hiding behind our military leg while giving Iran a diplomatic raspberry. |
| 🥭 better have a tight leash on yahoo. For the sake of my calls |
| bers hacking into Docusign to undo Iran’s acceptance |
| Says Pakistan... |
| !banbet GOOG 370 1day |
| Your sweet mother is gargling my balls and you're humorous? Well laugh it all away when I build my ballroom right in her coochie!\n\n"wE sAvEd tHe wOrlD gUys" 😭 |
| Nah, dude\n\nThey've confirmed it, too\n\nYour puts are toast, LOL |
| Futures are at 6pm, so you can get an idea of where individual names might be. ES is up past 7503. |
| Source? I believe it just don’t see anything about that yet |
| bobo bros... |
| I'm thinking we finish up like 7-8% today. What do yall think? |
| I got 748.49 from spyconverter. |
| Don't |
| Seen this shit so many times to know that my spy calls will still be in red come market open. |
| I'm not happy with these futes\n\n#GIVE ME +1% SPY |
| It "may" be over, in that region but the sleeper cells here are just getting warmed up |
| Pamp, send, and ship all the things |
| I've got a 744 and 748 call expiring 06/22 and 06/23 so I'm chilling. Will see how much I turn $1k into tomorrow. Do I hold or sell on open? I think sell and buy 0dte or 1dte. |
| Lemme guess tomorrow red day “it was priced in already” |
| I just need to hold puts until Israel fuks this up as we all know they will |
| Now's when you can scoop up puts for pennies on the penny |
| couldn't believe it either, but their state media is now announcing it too and they called off the strikes on Israel today |
| Bers to MSFT: Thank you sir, may I have another 👖 💥🏏 |
| Iran already was unable to make nukes with the deal that was in place. You know, before Dump pulled out and allowed Iran to start the process again.\n\n13 US soldiers were killed and we wasted a ton of taxpayer money, all for nothing. |
| Buying SPY calls tomorrow as a show of patriotism 🫡 |
| Ber extinction complete, there will be a chapter in Graham Hancock's next book about this cataclysmic event |
| Nicki Sobotka style |
| The only real play here: short the XLE |
| Imagine holding puts over the weekend lmfao you gotta be a burger |
| tomorrow will be glorious |
| wow futes green green quick send ballsack to my dm |
| So what’s in the “deal?” |
| Greedy immoral cunts. |
| DRAM checking in |
| very concern for ber |
| Iran: "What?" |
| True or not, it doesn't matter. Futures is up over 1%. That's all that matters. |
| Already announced it's real on State media bro |
| Given the war is ended, the Fed can now hike interest rates to combat inflation. Time to refocus ok domestic affairs. |
| Busy being drunk and doing wimpy workouts! |
| bears weren't wrong, they were just incapable of being right 😎 |
| Going for 300 comments in the next 6 hours |
| If Cramer is saying buy and Cathie is buying, then you know we’re screwed. |
| Because Iran isn't even aware of what's going on\n\nAll Trump did was make an agreement with a Pakistanian mediator lol |
| oh my God the futures are up INSANE. Bro anyone betting against the market tomorrow is f\*\*\*\*\* |
| *Sees Israel vaporize yet another village\n\n"Well you see this is Iran's fault 🤓" |
| My position is in the post… |
| Hey uh maybe try refreshing. That… wasn’t the top |
| This is entirely dependent on Israel end attacks on Lebanon, so what are the betting odds this gets signed next week? |
| Thoughts on buying this gold/silver pump? \n\n(short term play) |
| # Suddenly bers denying Iranian news outlets as sources |
| Lmaooo |
| Ships start your engines wow can bears read? |
| Meh, maybe 🤔 |
| Risk off you mean. War is bullish |
| Is Iran asleep right now? |
| Ignore them. Overnight trading starts at 8 et on most brokers |
| Why has no one made a post about mango's tweet yet? I would make it myself but honestly the amount of censorship on Reddit has put me off creating content. |
| Idk we’d be way above these levels if it weren’t for Iran war dragging things down |
| Additional: \n\nSK Hynix: +4.8% \nSamsung: +3.5% \nEWY (Korea): +3.2% \nGOOG: +1.4% \nMSFT: +1.2% \nAMZN: +0.8% \nMETA: +1.05% \nRKLB: +3.4% \nAAPL: +0.7% \nTSM: +1.1% \nPLTR: +1.4% \nARM: +3.2% \nTSLA: +0.7% |
| Dude it’s def not the new floor. Market’s probably just waiting to see if traffic through Strait ACTUALLY resumes. |
| The Iran war is over apparently, so... we might be back in action 🚀 |
| Nobody tell him about 🇮🇱 |
| 🫡 |
| A lot of you have forgotten about the 2025 FIFA Peace Prize. |
| I will only trust this if it's on the lego news |
| Wait until they expire |
| hopefully not |
| Oh boy bers are in for it yet again |
| Onama in shambles. |
| Netanyahu isn't going along with the deal? |
| Based off the enthusiasm in here gonna be a red day |
| I don't think Iran signed anything either |
| who has puts show urself |
| r/nothingeverhappens |
| "Iran deal finalized. Everyone can go home"\n\nOil Companies: "Not so fast" |
| Yea except the whole move gonna be done by 6am again |
| BER JUST PUT THE FRIES IN THE BAG REGARD!!!! |
| “I hereby fully authorize” like it was ever his fucking choice. |
| Gotta be way worse for the iranian people getting a spike in local temperatures every time a deal is presented |
| There are futures on $spy? |
| No in his other posts it mentions either US or another country going to dig it out. Good luck with that. |
| # THE DEAL DOESN'T OPEN THE STRAIT! LOL |
| What? The fuck |
| Okay, the investing app has it+7% |
| Just open the market. Let's go ahead and do this |
| Baron Donald Harkonnen |
| Gake and fay |
| They have a total legit and final deal, they just won’t sign it for a week \n\n |
| Nuclear deal at least, July went from 30% to 18 and before August was at near 50 now its 26 |
| watch NVDA be red or flat as always |
| We signed a deal to come to an understanding that we'll make a deal in 60 days |
| What’s that mean? But yea I must of did something right? |
| Futes futing 🤌 |
| Aww little man doesn’t have an appetite for humour today. \n\nIt’s ok, I’m sure your mom won’t mind lending you another $150 this week for more puts. Even though her back alley handjobs are sloppy & her puss blown out… I’ve heard patrons still tip her extra for her toothless blowjobs |
| Yeah ok, cope more buddy |
| Just a little FD sometimes, as a treat |
| Isn’t that how it always was? \n\nThe strait was always going to be open when Iran said it was.\n\nUS blockaded a blockade just to fake like they were in charge |
| Ghey and don't say "going forward" which is so ghey it makes the rest of your drivel look almost heterosexual |
| Oh is that why Bibi has gotten the key to the White House? |
| A good day to have MU calls and USO puts 💦 |
| The deal doesn't open the strait, retard |
| The deal will be signed but Israel will pretending to know nothing about it and keep bombing Lebanon. It's so obvious bibi doesn't want this |
| imagine buying at the top 22 minutes ago |
| Rklb inclusion to nasdaq 100 on the 22nd. Calls |
| Well it has been open before but starting tomorrow it will be opener then ever before. |
| > ...they'll say... \n \nFuture tense. \n \n> ...month ago for 18 months... \n \nPast tense. \n \n> ...from now. \n \nFuture again? What a roller coaster. \n |
| The Hormuz Strait has ways to try to shut that whole thing down. |
| dont do this to urself |
| FUCK MY PUTS |
| I need sub $100 entry |
| Is this supposed to be a 'gotcha'? |
| Give it to me straight of Hormuz, you’re saying there’s a chance? |
| 😭🤣 |
| But he can authorize futures pumping tonight |
| This is incredibly bearish, because when you turn off the infinite fake deal money glitch the market resumes being the market, which means profit taking |
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| He's gonna call it X corp. Calling it now |
| Yep lol |
| Yes, bull celebrating fake deal is SAD! |
| Rklb baby |
| Can we collapse the oil market within 5 years so all of this can never be repeated again??? |
| WHO SOLD AT THE DIP A WEEK AGO |
| This is the only time when futes are real and straight |
| Yeah, DRAM will outperform MU tomorrow because of it. |
| It was made already, but timed perfectly so Barron has enough to take his gf out for drinks tonight |
| Get outta here with that stupid nonsense.\n\nIt'd be a drone. |
| They aren't. And my comments features about as much knowledge and confidence as the truth social post |
| I don't want to be "that guy" - but the scouter reading for goku when vegeta used it before the nappa fight was 'over 8000'. Translators in those days took a lot of liberties and made the shows worse. |
| Goanna be tough to go back and count but I think we past the 50 mark a week ago. |
| If $80 WTI is the new floor, long XLE after the initial sell off could pay nicely Q4'26 Q1'27\n\nHope it dives hard to load cheap |
| Showing over 2% down in think or swim for me |
| Iran literally just said there is no point in a peace deal. |
| #It's 🥭's birthday, we won Iran war, we won the World Cup and 4th of July is coming soon and ber are surprised that we are pumping LMAO🤌 |
| OIL BROS LMFAO |
| Building homes out of straight cash |
| Will the real president big yahoo agree to this plan? |
| Calls it is |
| We did it boys, the art of the deal |
| Not like we are already up over 2% on nq lol |
| Bout to lube up his cheeks with unsalted butter. \n\nMmmm |
| Falling apart and setting new record earnings |
| Signing in two weeks? |
| Somewhere between 0-100%. |
| pump and dump. no deal = give up gains |
| We’re still on the weekend thread by the way |
| Oil was going to 50 pre hormuz, that infra destroyed doesn't account for the 33 dollar gap. Theres a shit ton of oil around. |
| Rklb will be added to nasdaq 100 on the 22nd. Good time to buy more |
| wtf are futures. |
| Surely he’s now a lock to repeat the FIFA world peace prize! |
| MSFT mooning tomorrow |
| surrender makes stock market go up ? |
| This is insane |
| My bro they'll be fine, they're the new world superpower |
| Don't give me hope |
| I love how the announcement was a few mins before index futures opened. Def not intentional this time tho |
| Maybe. At some point it has to end, no ? |
| Beeping ya |
| Shrek candle overnight baby |
| Lol already up 100k on my futures calls |
| 🚀 |
| My SNXX and MUU are going to be printing so hard |
| Is it really?? Da hell |
| Agreed |
| The two best words in stocks:\n\n# RISK ON. |
| # REPEAT. AFTER. ME.\n\n# BERS LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO |
| Thursday |
| The odds of it being signed are going down ? |
| They aren't holding the cards. |
| THIS ROCKET SHIP ONLY GOES UP, BABY!!!!! |
| They had to wait until the futures open and made the deal. What a coincidence |
| https://preview.redd.it/zfz9zfpqpb7h1.jpeg?width=1049&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=73f789c9dd2ab1a5d964fb176cc80554a4af781e |
| We may never be Red again. |
| full porting w margin in MU when overnight opens |
| Only if it’s confirmed by Iran at this point. This is like the dozenth time he’s cried no wolf |
| Iran loading up the money planes |
| Lame ahh |
| hope it holds. sad i only bought 3 spy calls fri at close but hey, at least i got in there. |
| 0% because I bought calls |
| Trump: "Deal made with Iran is finalized"\n\nIsrael: "Hi, is this available?" |
| I TOP SHIPPER IN STRAIT OF HOMOS |
| Trump surrenders. Can't wait to see the actual 'deal'. |
| Good one |
| Tomorrow is going to be NUTS. SPY is at $751 right now. |
| Ban bet - Beirut will be bombed to tomorrow |
| So....gas goes down????? 😂😂😂😂 |
| News flash. \nWe were blockading the blockade.\n\n2-1=1.\n\nAll are free to enter the strait and get bombed by Iran. |
| Piece of the Middle East 🇺🇸 |
| They're going to sell into your buying suckers. |
| THE DEAL DOESN'T HAVE TO BE GOOD FOR THE US OR EVEN BE REAL FOR THE MARKETS TO PUMP. BERS ARE FUCKING GAY. |
| Shit will be to high at open huh? |
| No wait for a sell-off |
| He already bombed Beirut which will get Iran to bomb Israel which will get Isreal to bomb Iran and so on. |
| QQQ is gonna open at $750 |
| Oil ded. I need a slow collapse within the next few weeks. Then maybe by next January gas will be down a big amount |
| Bears, put down your cracked iphone and pick up that Wendy's headset. This line is getting out of hand. |
| https://preview.redd.it/5ec9pm6npb7h1.jpeg?width=1402&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=17f0d7dfa87b7cef97f5f6edc4f1e7979bbe98d9\n\n \nBye bye bears |
| Mon or Tues |
| I know we shouldn't talk about POLITICS, just a few words: i'am really just glad it's over. The Damage, deaths, chaos in Iran and all around the world (obviously us-soldiers as well). I really hope, going forward, the situation can be improved, hoping the best for the people of iran. |
| gaaaaay |
| He’s already said that like \~40 times already, so… |
| They lose money on the monthly plans, the enterprise plans where you pay the API rate per token, usually 20x as much as the monthly cost per token, are what the companies all want in the end. Those are the ones where people accidentally spent tens of millions in a month. |
| Well there are no ties in the knockout rounds, makes things a lot more exciting. |
| don’t care |
| 💯 |
| Yeah stop bro they already said it's real so stop spreading crap and switch to calls |
| we can endlessly pump on an actual deal? |
| Sybau |
| Need sauce too |
| Dude def just made them up |
| *sounds of Israeli rockets*\n\nMaaaan just when I bought calls on Monday |
| Peace in the Middle East 🇺🇸🕊️🇮🇷 |
| https://preview.redd.it/c13ar7ojpb7h1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5f5228a0b8d50fababd94c08feadb66b9688639f |
| Bulls enjoy your fake, inflated money |
| On Trump's birthday, gee, what a coincidence. |
| “It’s a concept of a plan” |
| LOL |
| Microsoft will be red only .3% instead of 1% yay!! |
| We definitely aren't up 2 and half percent irl |
| Is it on the website? |
| A temu jcpoa which 🐝🐝 gonna torpedo anyway \n\nI'm so fucking old I remember the days when USA was a superpower |
| odds that microsoft returns to the monthly high of 470 by end of august? |
| https://sandiskmerch.com/\n\nGet your SANDISK, merch!!! |
| What happened to everyone saying the bull run was over 4 days ago? |
| Dunno about that...but MSFT will |
| i want moar. Why cant we just do another 5% GREEN DAY |
| We don't give a FUCK |
| Right. Bunch of cunts. |
| peace in our time! |
| I’ll sell em to you don’t worry |
| It's gonna be crazy when Iran says they agree to this deal then bombs the white house lawn tonight |
| If at the end of all of this, the US is flying sorties bombing Israel, then it will confirm we are indeed in the craziest timeline. |
| Imagine believing a single word out of this guys mouth |
| Yeah really astonishing mediation! |
| When the US attacks. That’s what you mean about Israel reacting? Right? 😉 |
| Strangle hold and find out which one was the 10 bagger |
| # ONLY CASUAL LOVE TAPS FROM NOW ON, NO MORE DEFENSIVE ATTACKS |
| https://preview.redd.it/33pc8iyfpb7h1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0c3cb6a4e675d498b99e21c5ce3299f0b545bf17 |
| Dude same wtf |
| https://preview.redd.it/b3e8puifpb7h1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5be2ab515773c062f7cc80e09e65b7aa59f75bda |
| Got my SANDISK hat on 😀 |
| Oh |
| Sure they were |
| Are my 751 6/15 calls going to print? |
| Bro this is getting pathetic |
| WSB inverse so puts |
| STFU and go back to your cuck chair. "wE sAvEd tHe wOrLd" LMAO chud thinks hes part of the avengers hahahahaha |
| Batten down the hatches, Steven Van Metre says The $1.8 TRILLION Off-Balance Sheet AI Time Bomb is About to EXPLODE! |
| A deal being finalized is extremely bearish. Now we can’t endlessly pump on rumors of a deal |
| PLTR is just running prompts on AI |
| He's telling Iran they can open the straight if they feel like it |
| Never trust the comedians and podcasters. I actually think they are paid by big hedge funds to make money off our shorts |
| Can’t wait to see what the US gave away. At least all the HAL and SLB I bought anticipating a big investment in rebuilding oilfields is finally going to start paying off. |
| He's just minmaxing at this point |
| Israel: "We didn't sign anything..." |
| I just know Barron loaded up on calls on Friday \n\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/6aq2mv0cpb7h1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6c22363f8b2106fa2e423d3b0b3246381dca0413 |
| Can't go tits up |
| if israel doesn’t withdraw then they lose their funding\n\n🥭 already starting to crash out on bb |
| I feel so free right now! |
| https://preview.redd.it/jvxls37bpb7h1.jpeg?width=424&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=69cd0f673d67c1712dfee683ff9d6cfb4814f846\n\n |
| You know the deal boys, time to make back our losses with 0dtes at open |
| Of course, we are a sub of peace |
| Odds of deal going down on polymarket |
| SPY 770 by market open. |
| Yeah sure looks like it from futes lol |
| Iran news reporting strait will stay closed 🤭 |
| After this big dip. Long on USO. So many countries going to start restocking their reserves |
| #Futes RIPPIN on America's world cup victory LMAO🤌🗽🦅⚽🥅 |
| Did Iran say that yet |
| ...and probably should've held those calls through the weekend |
| Just admit you're afraid to say because people may come back in a week or two and point and laugh. |
| Unfortunately, bears will return. These nerds have steady jobs |
| Art of the deal |
| Break out your /nq 30k hats, everyone |
| I hate 🥭 as a person but I’ve made a fortune on all the volatility he causes |
| You realize the infra that was destroyed doesn't magically reappear, do you? |
| The number redditors make up keeps changing |
| He didn’t start talking about Sicilians did he?? |
| > Half strait\n\nStill to much for this sub. |
| So, futures contracts just rolled over. Meaning I have no idea where they ACTUALLY are right now in relation to friday |
| Iran came out better than going in 😂 |
| You joke, but I bet DJT crypto inexplicably bumps with some fresh Middle Eastern money. Lol. |
| spy 800 eow |
| It’s sell the news dum bols |
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| Somehow some way aapl will be -2% because fuck you that’s why |
| I'm still waiting for Taco Bell to win the Franchise Wars. |
| Fuck i have ES 7525C expiring on the 18th, do i sell now? |
| haha didn’t even know there was such a thing |
| Obama laughing right now at the deal |
| repeat after me, red at night ber delight |
| Source? |
| Got it, 20% rally on Monday. |
| Face down, ass up time bears |
| There's so much stuff in the deal that seems unlikely, like the US agreeing to a real 60 day uninterrupted ceasefire before Iran will negotiate on the nuclear issue |
| Get ready for a massive bol trap |
| Keep your friends close but keep your enemies closer |
| So when do we expect Israel to break the truce and we start all over again? |
| Assuming this isn’t another fake, ending the war the day after spaceX IPOs is just too convenient |
| Is the vix up? |
| He slept thru 6-38th. |
| Leave some pump in the tank for tomorrow |
| Technically they are SQQQ 😂 |
| This sub has celebrated 60 peace deals over the last 50 days |
| Just reading this post tells me you are not a creative professional. The whole point of creative work is extremely detailed and controlled work. You are looking at individual pixels sometimes. AI is sometimes good for generating smaller textures or random things but its just one part of the workflow. Ive been doing this for 20 years btw. |
| Market will PUMP tomorrow...\n\nEverything but what I have..😞😞😞 |
| You think 0dte spy calls will print if bought at open?? |
| "Pakistan's PM Shehbaz Sharif says a ceasefire between the US and Iran is now in effect, with an official signing ceremony scheduled for June 19 in Switzerland." \n\nYes sirreeeee. Nothing can stop this ceasefire now. There is absolutely no way any unexpected, calamitous, accidental/intentional, destructive, explosive, deadly attack will happen somewhere which would derail this historic and final agreement. That is simply impossible. Peace is completely invevitable. |
| **In reaction to this great and wonderful peace deal, the market only has one move left to make Monday. And you know what that means: Sell off cause everyone gonna take profits and reposition, and mostly cause bulls are gey** |
| 🤡 |
| Why does it feel like this stuff always happens on the weekend lol. It’s so weird |
| BERSSS |
| Buy deez. Dork |
| This might be the first time the mods will have to post the mental health message on a green day |
| my 12xSPCX going to bring life changing tendies. |
| tacos for everyone! |
| Iran says its real |
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| Dude the short squeeze will be insane 😂 |
| Did Isreal give the ok? |
| Toll free opening of the strait immediately? So this isn't getting signed |
| Except for by morning. |
| It's currently bombing Lebanon, not even joking |
| Celebrate with UFC and a booming stock market tomorrow! |
| Yes. But not yet. Too many puts from that thesis. |
| I do not believe it is over until things get quiet. This is his 20th promise. |
| Thank you for your service Bulls. \nYou fought Long & Hard in the 🏳️🌈 of Hormuz. Welcome home heros 🫡 |
| META gonna be red though 🥰 |
| SK Hynix will pump so much lol |
| Guys I think its forreal this time! |
| Terrible deal for us - as expected from the author of The Art of the Retard |
| Is this 🥭 gift to all of us?? |
| Fistfights at the capital, the European mind cant comprehend |
| Intc been crazy |
| OK, so back to 4 months ago - except for the 20% pump, and the pump tommorow |
| Yep |
| They border Iran. Why is the US involved? |
| How would a structural engineer with advanced calculus, differential equations, and other advanced mathematical knowledge fare or be look at for a job like this? |
| Calling it now, most sinister pump monday then rugpull happens when boj raises their rates overnight |
| Iran will open the strait if Israel withdraws from Lebanon.\n\nIsrael has said they won't withdraw, and don't consider themselves bound by the US-Iran ceasefire deal. So either Iran capitulates and abandons Hezbollah, or they consider the ceasefire null and void unless the US restrains Israel and they keep the strait closed.\n\nColor me shocked if this thing doesn't fall apart in a few days.\n\nRegardless the pump is gonna be insane tomorrow at least early tomorrow. Don't hold on too long though. |
| Lmfao crazy work |
| Whoever breaks the ceasefire is gay |
| Getting a fuckkng bike to burn off all the bolishness in my system |
| Id rather see some golden goal, maybe cut the number of players down like hockey. Clearly I don’t run things though |
| thank you 🥭 for ushering 1000 years of peace in the middle east |
| i’ll take a uhhhh\n\nup and to the right |
| I do \n\nI'm guessing the word is triggering for you because your wife looks medium on a really good day. Sympathy 🙏 |
| Israel preparing its fleet |
| Bers looking for every negative headline possible and pulling shit out of their ass to manifest red LMAO |
| US/Iran deal:\n\nHalf strait, half cash. Check the website. |
| no officials yet |
| BULLS OF THE WORLD, START YOUR CALLS! |
| It isn't a fake agreement, but it's a lie to say that it's a deal to end the war. The MOU is basically an agreement to keep negotiating on all the points Iran and the US disagree on (uranium, Iran funding proxy groups, etc) while opening the strait so that the oil shortage doesn't strangle the US. \n\nThe US says Iran won't be allowed to charge a toll, Iran says they're going to, so what's likely going to happen is basically Trump tacoing out of his blockade of the strait and reverting to two months ago when Iran was charging tolls and we were bombing them. |
| From back in April…\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/4ksmd6iyob7h1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dbb2415b791b787d485e871cc7d674d9ed9aa05c\n\nI wonder if we’ll still be hangin’ around to get “supplies of all kinds”. 🤔 |
| Degen got that fomo lol |
| alright bro take it easy |
| It'd be pretty funny if Iran waited until like 10 minutes before market open tomorrow and declared that they haven't agreed to shit lol. President Pump always conveniently times his announcements around the market, Iran could give it a try. |
| Was that in the deal? For them to withdraw from Lebanon? There will never be a deal if that’s in there. |
| THE MARKET IS NOT DUMB, THEY ALL KNOW THE DEAL IS NOT REAL |
| so we lost the war? |
| They run that outlook delayed email on their Axios articles for the weekend, maybe the Iranians will believe they signed a peace deal for once. |
| Where are these numbers from? |
| # Suddenly bers denying Iranian news outlets as sources |
| Better than full cash no stock, or ber |
| He will have to or we will leave Israel to its own they know what would happen |
| Trump is long EMEA stocks and short OIL, and regards thought the Iran deal would fail LMAO |
| hope iran put a clause in that deal that if them or lebanon is attacked again by that other country, the u.s will switch to the iranian side |
| Walk it off chief |
| Like shrek |
| Bagholder spotted. |
| SPX extended hour traders on Robinhood...how do you know where to set your limit when queuing up an order. Will it fill at the ask it is showing me or do I need to go up? |
| Prayers for the oil shorts. Absolute shambles. |
| 😅🤣🤣🤣🤣 |
| Deal is half strait, half cash. Check the website. |
| Praise be to Allah! |
| Lol whats oil doing above 80???? |
| Trump said let the spice flow... |
| “I authorize”\n\nJust like “I authorize” my wife to buy some new jeans or whatever. |
| I think you'll be very happy |
| Half cash half stock |
| I can't wait until our next surender! |
| Impossibleee |
| This must be how the apostles felt.\n\nWe are blessed. |
| What are we buying overnight |
| Not Elon |
| Not quite confident about the next two months, but it's gonna pump tommorow for sure. |
| Yeah man, Iran was waiting the past 47 years to take away our freedoms. |
| I missed it, what was that from? |
| And 1DTE puts! Taco Tuesday special |
| Lol - I've lost count - how many finalized deals does this make? |
| Why would you sell CC??? 😭 |
| One can only hope! |
| Back to ATH tomorrow |
| Wall street doing their best to make spcx look good bc the other two largest ipos ever depend on it and prolly their largest ipos revenues ever and for awhile bc there's no shot that futures are up this much on the same bs news from Friday and the other 20 times past 2 mos... |
| It did say U.S. Iran deal, nowhere does it say bibi is going to accept it as well. |
| some people are saying the biggest berfuck of all time |
| Warmongers (bers) about to lose bigly tomorrow |
| can someone tell me how anything is different from pre-war ? |
| Half cash half stock. Only half happy. |
| Al Jazeera showing people dancing on the streets in Tehran |
| I can't find it on the google, but is there a list of stocks that trade 24 hours? |
| Flow baby flow! Haha! \n\nI’ll soon find out the truth at the pumps. |
| My calls were down 80+% and I held, I hope I am rewarded tomorrow |
| 💎🙌 |
| 🚨AI/Chips/Memory names largest gainers right now:\n\nMU: +5% \nINTC: +4.7% \nSNDK: +2.6% \nDRAM: +4.7% \nMRVL: +3.2% \nNVDA: +1.8% \nAMD: +1.6% \nCRWV: +6.5% \nORCL: +2.8% \nNBIS: 6.1% |
| FUTES ath |
| Y’all think RKLB gonna drop off some more because of SpaceX? |
| Futes big green dildos. RIP MSFT |
| I like this one |
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| i dont think u can short it til at least weds am tbh |
| Who the fuck are "we" LMAO? Some of y'all regular chuds have really vivid imaginations 😂 |
| God I hope so, I am just tired bro |
| Yup, totally won't be priced in by open or anything. |
| # ABSOLUTELY FUCKED ON OPEN AND AT CLOSE |
| Pakistan has a long history of 3rd party mediation between the US and other countries. They helped open foreign relations between the U.S. and China. This kind of position helps legitimize them. |
| Keep the shares and start a covered call campaign |
| Always these types of people ffs |
| I’m 60% cash but at least it’s earning 3.35 APY with RH gold 🤡 |
| Bears QQ because of QQQ |
| Vix mooning. Dump tomorrow at cash open |
| https://preview.redd.it/xkw25wbsob7h1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bf179b5f89f3f614c78e8474bfb5595f915738d5 |
| Sitting on 10k shares of DRAM. I think I’m going to make a lot of money tomorrow. 🤞🏻 |
| Rotation out of oil into luxury and travel stocks. |
| Qatar and the UAE did … not the 🇺🇸 … “tomato, tomato” |
| So they are dumping oil prices before stocking up on leveraged oil futures and nuking Iran, gotcha |
| So the straight which was already open before the war is going to be open again? |
| Woooooooooo greeeeennnneryyy |
| Ok so he will start a war on Cuba next week? |
| green ed cured my candle |
| Israel will not withdraw from Lebanon, Netanyahu tells Trump. \n\nSo ... maybe no peace deal on Monday |
| Tell that to Obama and his tan suit |
| 💎🙌 🚀 🌕🌕🌕 |
| Does anyone other than the market bots take the shit he says seriously? |
| Load up on puts at open, get ready for rugpull !! |
| Suddenly bers denying Iranian news outlets as sources |
| Hegseth is ignoring me. Can you invite me to the chat group? |
| The stock probably gets cut in half if the deal doesn't happen for some reason. Not to mention the holding time and cost. Not the kind of risk-reward I like. |
| Hello V |
| This means that Iran has handed over all enriched uranium? |
| Concepts of a deal are maybe now in place |
| V-shape sell-off on MO... be rude not to. |
| whole generation of bears will go extinct, never to be seen again |
| Perfectly exemplifies FAaFO for US |
| Nvda ripping back to 240 this week Inshallah I feel it in my bones |
| $67 |
| Tomorrow: “No. He’s mentally ill.” |
| Bersss are getting gapped tommmoeo |
| SPY FUTES at 7800 WOW |
| Wait we signed an agreement to negotiate? wtf is this |
| Anyone that thinks this over is a moron lol |
| https://preview.redd.it/z7213aenob7h1.jpeg?width=1176&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6585369bcf843120b5c5ddd12fd79fe20301138a |
| Only a fascist would allow peace to break out this violently \n\n\- Oil Bulls |
| Holy shit we are even more green then last Thursday |
| https://preview.redd.it/woaeqyklob7h1.jpeg?width=1122&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=71b458ab67d9757c91011f7b5103141b20aba966\n\nIt’s goin down…I’m yellin’ timber!!!\n\nBye bye bears |
| \+15% |
| Iran already confirmed on state media |
| https://preview.redd.it/dznzjgdmob7h1.png?width=1303&format=png&auto=webp&s=b910ee305cef123fbefa9e2d258c761941f45702\n\n |
| We're fine, just watching bulls become exit liquidity again 🤭 |
| How does that even matter |
| Ready to get my shares called away 😭 |
| How is this any news? Last time he said he was going to attack them right after they were ready to sign |
| Can’t wait for my bags to pump back to breakeven tomorrow 🥺 |
| Up 1% already |
| Do some work and figure it out. |
| 30 mins of scotch n' a strait hormuz; 3 more hours n' I'll need a doctor or a hooker |
| It works until it doesnt. The market is retarded and turns on a dime. |
| Stocks will fly tomorrow. Overnight trading starts soon too! |
| Watch out for those mines in the water skipper. |
| MSFT might even see 1% tomorrow!! |
| that would be 40th time. |
| Shorts are going to be pissed. |
| We did it guys! We saved the world 👏👏👏 |
| 60 days from now doesn’t even matter .. my calls expire tomorrow. Only time that matters is the present! |
| https://preview.redd.it/zdub9rojob7h1.png?width=636&format=png&auto=webp&s=3ed3cbfa1ced364a79ad831b9a3c6635ed14be92 |
| +5% tomorrow??? Wtf |
| I'm stealing this pic 🤣🤣🤣 |
| he said it like it was never toll free lmao |
| Didn't Israel already attack southern Beirut today? |
| I'm going to cry if we end flat tomorrow |
| jloc in shambles |
| Memory gang, are you fucking ready. |
| I remember the delay on tariffs April 2025 sent Nasdaq up 11% in a day. That was nice |
| At this point Axios should be investigated by insider trading |
| https://preview.redd.it/1zenkvghob7h1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a9ba7114a75a21820f5f0700b5561725d95aba1b |
| Boys, I’m very happy to say I think we have the general gist and framework of something that could really be considered a deal at one point in time. |
| SNDK definitely going to 3000 MU 1500 MRVL 400 |
| Could mods pin this so bears can see it lol |
| Did we just give Iran 35b |
| What news, i only heard rumors. Calls |
| Did he talk to POTUS Bibi about this deal?\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/h2t79u5hob7h1.png?width=543&format=png&auto=webp&s=a310d3b097dfd0e6eb374ab52e6f577d978a31bc\n\n |
| deal or no deal?? |
| More and more I seem to be getting my news from Wallstreet Bets. Always bet on black, right? |
| Shouldn't this be in SipsTea? |
| AXIOS: Strait of Hormuz is open to Gamestop only |
| Look at that big beautiful inverted head and shoulders, dont see that very often. The knicks broke the curse. Spy 800 |
| All things considered I‘m inclined to say Iran won. Especially on the shitposting front |
| Namely? |
| Plot twist,Lambo is bulls local male barista |
| How can I buy Iranian stocks? Mofos won a war against the only super power with $100 drones bombing it's neighbours. That's some art of the deal shit |
| sell the news event? but the markets been dead for a week |
| Asia will take us to Valhalla |
| I'm a patriot, christian, and humanist - Sir |
| Qs gonna pump 6% if iran confirms when they wake up |
| Need futes to open 3% up |
| "The 60-day negotiation period between Iran and the US will only start after the US releases Iranian frozen assets as agreed upon, according to Iran's deputy Foreign Minister \n \nThe nuclear issue will not be discussed before the US follows through on its commitments." |
| Yup |
| That is true |
| Thinking the exact same thing. QQQ premium is through the roof. Whatre u taking |
| Literally just opened regard |
| Remember what that one guy from Iran said...the initial move is the fake out. |
| BERS LMAOOO |
| How many did you buy? Strike and expiry? This is legend behavior 👀 |
| Thank fucking God. I never use leverage, but I went pretty crazy on Friday. I’m an idiot, but I felt like DJ was getting tired of BB‘s shit and with the strategic petroleum reserve starting to stretch its limits I didn’t feel like the orange wizard had any choice but to capitulate. Of course, this will be framed as some kind of huge win for us.\n\nI would say hopefully he learned a lesson here, but I don’t think that’s possible |
| I see a sloped roof nearby, uh oh |
| #CRUDE TO $69 WOULD BE *NICE* |
| Bers got fleas |
| So is this a sell the news or not. Hate this shit |
| this is just sad |
| Again. Again. Again…. \n\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/hqrvpdnbob7h1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=97c23a4fdbc6bbf6699cbba5c0ceb453875e0ee1 |
| **BREAKING NEWS**\n\nThe deal has been signed, but if you think prices at the pump are [going down:](https://youtube.com/shorts/0kja30aeU80?is=SAXX1rZG2iXXqZjz) |
| # IS BER OK? 🫵🤡\n\n# ARE BER OK? 🫵🤡\n\n# DO BER OK? 🫵🤡\n\n# HAS BER OK? 🫵🤡 |
| Puts it is |
| LOL bears downvoting a post of actual relevant information related to questions being asked in the thread. |
| Lol.\n\nLmao even. |
| ya |
| Well at least it'll be the first satisfying thing MSFT has done in months. |
| Already stated it's real look it up |
| Iranian TV confirming deal is reached |
| So rug pull an hour after open? Got it |
| Na they can get fleas |
| Spy futes not even over 1 percent up, bers hunting |
| +1% up on futes is hardly a faceripper guys... |
| Holy fucking Futures |
| Everyone who had the balls to hold and accumulate during this time\n\n\n\nWe deserve this. Good job |
| Sameee |
| He’s a such a fucking idiot. |
| They literally say this every three days and then Israel bombs beruit again |
| Only in the group stage, it stops teams from playing for ties by playing too much boring defense and hoping for a penalty shootout |
| inb4 spy goes up 4% monday while MSFT remains flat |
| does Iran know? |
| Eagerly awaiting the Ayatollah’s Truth Social update |
| join us this week for another episode of "Will My USO Puts Print A Porsched 911 GT3 Touring Out of Thin Air?" with your host this Absolute Dingbat. |
| Lel |
| open to all who pay a little fee bruv |
| So Israel and Iran already saying nope or their own terms wow what a deal 🤡 |
| We're going UP UP UP, It's our moment! -fictional character 2025 |
| did anyone notice the spacing between truth and social feels off |
| Koreans in like 2hrs right? |
| Iran and USA and Israel Agrees....to continue bombing the bers |
| Pump it up pump it up 😂 |
| Future hugely green. |
| Useless |
| There are a few companies that are so comically undervalued right now that I want to keep buying and I am afraid people will wake up to them with any upcoming rally. |
| the onion |
| That's anti-septic! |
| Cash gang 🤮\n\nCouldn't be me. |
| lol I’m gonna laugh my ass off when everyone sells the news and we rotate to worrying about the AI bubble. \n\nJudging this subs current vibe, that’s 100% gonna be what happens. |
| Bears on suicide watch |
| Futes red by 8pm |
| Can someone actually verify if ships are moving, not like last time |
| Good thing to know that this is 100% true and we didnt have a street "opening" in the past after a peace deal. |
| # Bol cope and seething, blood curdling cries by open when the market rug pulls their measly port 😂 |
| Most pirated! speaks volumes of the value it has. Why not use a free tool instead of going through the hassle? Bullish. |
| lmao strait open? |
| Apparently Trump offered Israel withdrawal from Lebanon. Has Israel agreed to this? |
| What are my moves tomorrow you ask? |
| 5th times the charm |
| This thing gonna hit ath before 8 pm |
| I want to be wrong but literally no one is going to be surprised if this shit falls through, 5 days is a lot of time, Israel gonna do anything they can to prevent this... |
| Bearorist mining the strait as we speak |
| At some points, we might have to blow up Israel - Bibi need to stop acting the fool |
| On your Nokia? |
| Already announced by them that it is real just so ya know bro |
| World Cup allowing ties is dog shit behavior |
| I think so too. 🥭 had leverage with his regarded little posts. If there is “peace” now, he won’t be able to manipulate the market with posts and fundamentals going to take over and it’s going to end bad. |
| Right when futures market opens lmao |
| Is a deal really a deal if nothing changes? |
| Red. Just loves dumping on both good and bad news |
| At this rate even INTU will be in green |
| Futes Sheeeeeeeeeesh |
| Back to ATH’s sooner than you think! |
| Don't think donny can authorize the opening of the straight without Iran lmao |
| Oh sure sure sure. |
| Didn’t Iran say no deal after Israel bombed them? |
 403 Forbidden www.investing.com |
| Good shout, that’s where I learned how to trade. |
| Wtf is that open?? |
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| Bers went from ‘wen lambo’ to ‘wen bus coming’ within 1 week 🤌🏼 |
| Iran: "da faq is this headline? I was out walking my dog and come back to a deal?" |
| Nvidia 215? |
| We only had to give Iran 150b dollars! |
| Punt 60 days for a final agreement. They keep the uranium for now. 🌮 caves so no actual win. Total manipulation and fake to avoid files. Hope we pump to the moon tomorrow! |
| Apple 300? |
| War is over... will MSFT open red or green? 😂 |
| This is the way |
| It has plenty of room to grow, just not as many multiples as in the past, in the way it’s gone up like 50% every 8-12 months while it was private. Hard to double 2 trillion. For us alumni though, great growth still and the tech is insane for the future |
| Very concern for ber well being. Plz post hotline. |
| So insiders with locked shares can buy puts and sell calls at the same strike price to effectively sell their shares without really selling? Can someone tell me if I am wrong? |
| I need futes to fute harder |
| I do love the attempt at moral superiority from both sides here. Bols, bers…we all just want to make money. Quit pretending you give a shit about something else |
| 170 |
| My lotto calls would like that. And my DRAM spreads. 😅 |
| Only thing guaranteed to happen tomorrow is\n\n\n\n**M**aking\n\n**S**ure im\n\n**F**ucked\n\n**T**horoughly |
| They are literally in a war with Afghanistan as we speak |
| Bol and Ber can both celebrate this one. Gas prices are too damn high! |
| Who can you trust, to watch your back? Who can you trust, when the enemy comes strapped? |
| I was just talking about the broadmarket bro. I dont have a crystal ball for individual stocks. But when spy pumps, almost everything pumps. |
| I always watch tradingview but it seems bugged |
| “That $300 billion Iran got from the UAE has nothing to do with the $300 billion missing from Medicare and Medicaid. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.” |
| The market can stay bloated longer than you can remain solvent. I just know my calls have been printing |
| "Iran has refused to give up their nuclear enrichment, therefore we are revoking The Deal! Praise be to allah!" |
| Futes green dildo so high it can be seen from space. \nPerhaps its time we retest ATH of 759.50 again |
| Autopen |
| My belief is that AI lifts all established profitable companies. Saaspocalypse will be seen as the biggest buying opportunity in coming years. That why im starting to buy large right now. |
| Is it true? Is the war really over? For the 25th time? |
| CANT WAIT FOR THE UFC NOW, WHAT A DAY TBH \n\nHAPPY BIRTHDAY MR PUMP |
| Just before the next war |
| Overnight markets will jump and price it all in before retail can buy options. Shits retarded. |
| 🌽 coming back down |
| SCO calls for me, can’t wait for open |
| Oil market is actually a physical one, and the refilling of all the reserve capacity over the next 6-12 months will add demand pressure even as supply side comes back online slowly. Gas prices will not plummet even tho futures prices might come off a bit. |
| India will declare national mourning |
| Gold ripping |
| Bear cope back in your hole |
| You must feel like such a failure when your child ends up being a ber tard |
| Last week bofa be like oh no bers are coming. \n\nBofa deez nuts you cunts |
| Oh at least give him a little credit, it will be 47 minutes before. |
| 0DTE calls tomorrow on everything |
| You have to be brain-damaged if you think there’s going to be any kind of deal (that lasts longer than a week). This is the 47th “deal” they’ve announced. |
| Predict SPCX opening Mon bell price |
| Good job! |
| So all of those mines have just vanished? 🤔 |
| Someone let Iran know a peace deal has been reached |
| We’re still opening flat tomorrow |
| I’m not a stupid fuck I got calls regard 🤪🤪🤪🤪🤡🤡🤡😂😂😂😂 |
| Bears in SHAMBLES Bulls in LAMBOS |
| Pour a cold one out for the bers tonight |
| USA already gave Taiwan to China bro |
| I don’t think the market cares what’s true |
| TAKE THA FASCHA AWAY |
| “Never trust a big booty and a smile” - wise man Mos Def |
| I seem to recall Pakistan confirming a previous deal |
| Man is it really this easy |
| Oil futes at $81, when will gas be cheap? |
| https://preview.redd.it/7vcymdwsnb7h1.png?width=195&format=png&auto=webp&s=146068a8210062dd4c204e604a8c1d139ebce71f\n\n |
| Don’t matter, my 0DTE & 1DTE good |
| Today will go down as the day before one of the greatest bull runs the markets have ever seen. |
| **the oil must flow** |
| Good for you buddy |
| What’s alrdy larger? You’re arguing against yourself lol |
| that is a modest hooray |
| Generational bear extinction event tomorrow |
| Deal doesn't open the strait. Donny the diddler fucked you again 🤭 |
| and another just now, and the 743 SPY call I am holding appears to have just printed 😄 woohoo. but woohoo for the world before my little bit of money |
| MU to 1500 by EOW and 1750 by EOM. |
| DOCU to 1T for delivering peace |
| SNDK goes 3k. \n |
| oil is tanking fucking lol |
| imagine being bearish on his birthday |
| The oil/gas subreddits must be seething |
| nominate Shehbaz Sharif for the Nobel Peace Prize and mango's head would explode |
| Didn't they have a deal before all this started? |
| just like goku's power level when vegeta used the scouter on him as he was about to start battle with nappa. |
| Bers really wanted ppl to die just so their puts could print. The only thing that's gonna die is their portfolio LOL |
| You can see the futures from here r/traps, it's full of bear traps. |
| israel most likely will bomb one of these before june 19th. thats my bet |
| All bers can do now is just sit there and downvote bols lmfao. Put the phone down and go for a walk 🤌 |
| My bags needed this |
| Was very worried about my oil shorts |
| https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures |
| Get ready for the biggest pump and dump since... last month |
| Market is gonna sell off bad at market open trust me bro |
| I’ll have fun retiring lol |
| One does not let let him ran a casino, you let him ruin one. |
| Why not? I bought Schwab stock from a Schwab account and doubled my money. I’m pretty sure that works across the board |
| right here |
| Which shit? Need to know what to plan doing calls on. |
| MARVEL WILL BE THE NEXT 1T COMPANY NOW! |
| "The Deal with the Islamic Republic of Iran is now complete. Congratulations to all! I hereby fully authorize the toll free opening of the Strait of Hormuz, and, simultaneously herewith, authorize the immediate removal of the United States Naval blockade. Ships of the World, start your engines. Let the oil flow! President DONALD J. TRUMP"\n\nlol Wait, so is it signing in Switzerland or not\n\nlmao |
| I here by confirm, this time deal is real. |
| https://preview.redd.it/veb8z0dnnb7h1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a3217eece85cfa716709c4f75afb575039317e4d\n\n |
| 🇯🇵 🇯🇵 🇯🇵\n\nThere’s only two things I can’t stand in this world, it’s people who are intolerant of other peoples’ cultures, and THE DUTCH |
| Oil should be even higher without this war.\n\n |
| But $4 is 15% of $27. |
| Bulls are going to be so disappointed. I give this rally two days...tops. And when Ukraine and Russia have a cease fire (it's coming) then all of the Geopolitical risk will be out of the markets. Praise god |
| r/oil in absolute SHAMBLES |
| Docusign or maybe they made a smart contract since 🥭 is so technical |
| Sit there like a cuck, again |
| Investing . Com /futures |
| The rally starts today and it will never end |
| Nowhere, but should be up so I'm confused too. |
| Congrats! |
| oil puts at market open 🤔 |
| !banbet NVDA 250 1 week |
| I can resume driving my 99 Chevy Suburban now! |
| They are up like 0.8% chill |
| QQQ 750 Monday |
| if you have robinhood just search |
| man who stopped oil from flowing, takes credit for oil flowing again |
| So glad I was too busy jerking off to sell mrvl before close on friday like I was planning |
| Then America should give him the same treatment they gave the last ayatollah |
| QQQ calls are so fking back. FK it, we do TQQQ calls |
| 7 layer |
| rekt |
| What do you mean “if”? |
| super low volume pump but still not looking good for the bears |
| Pffffff hahahaha |
| All the twitter oil bulls in disbelief, shitting and pissing themselves |
| Signing is scheduled for Friday when market is closed for three days\n\nIf it was real he would sign when market was about to open/already open |
| TOMORROW I MAY GO BACK TO MY STARTING POINT YESSS 🚀🚀🚀 😂💀 |
| And there it is. Insurance driving costs up, which directly impact compensation of professionals. |
| A quick 3 day mission |
| in their heads. |
| I support this guy, been using their products professionally for my music covers and videos for 20 years. Most people here are not professionals in that sense. Bought my large position on Friday finally. The sentiment recently has been so outlandishly bad that my successful contrarian mind clicked the buy button. |
| .84% |
| I’m holding Meta but I dunno lol |
| Depends on who wins the White House fights tonight |
| Bers r fukt |
| After 40 tries? Im pretty sure its already priced in\n |
| So when is Trump planning on his surrender? |
| T minus they already stated it's real on Iran State media ....so. Yeah |
| I found the leader of bears! Mr.ShitForBrains, it’s so nice to meet you! |
| where are yall seeing the futures price? |
| So it came from Axios and barak ravid criminal insider trading allegations guy!!! So basically it’s fake news. Pakistani pm also said, and they’ve been kissing up to the U.S. for months now |
| It they are a failed actress or a mediocre pop star he might |
| yea thats my point, whats pumps it on demand now |
| I genuinely don't believe give it 48hrs |
| $SPCX over 9000 |
| What if they don’t have service at the moment and can’t log in to their truth social accounts to see the definitely official declaration of the strait being fully open? |
| Poor bull, to dumb to understand how fucked he is |
| What will 🥭 do if Bibi attacks Beirut and Iran says no deal |
| They so mad right now |
| 🚀🚀🚀 |
| Holy shit |
| Nope lol |
| They live to suffer in poverty |
| I only regret not emptying my checking account on tqqq last Thursday. |
| They’re not. The market is. |
| So far no bag holders yet |
| Did anyone mention this to Israel? They’re trigger happy and the reason we’re in this mess. |
| Does it matter? |
| my condolences to everyone who held puts over the weekend. 💀 |
| You thought mango would allow a single red candle on his birf day?\n\n#LMFAAAAOOOOOOOOOOO |
| Futures LIMIT UP ALREADY LMAO BEARS 😂 |
| How many percent is it up? |
| I mean were there any bers to extinct in the first place? |
| omg I would coooooooommm |
| So semis and SOXX gonna continue to go +20% tomorrow |
| Give it time, he probably doesn’t know why it’s closed on June 19 yet. |
| \n\nI've DCA'ed since Jan '21...I'm up 237%.\n\nBB will be next. |
| Ha I wish that was the case, took me hours to compile all of this. |
| Futures going insane |
| I guess you right. |
| Bers get ready to open naked 0DTE shorts \n\nI need MONEY |
| Deal doesn't open strait. Kiss your own ass goodbye |
| Gang how did they sign it if they aren’t in the same room |
| What if the market tanks because the deal sucks |
| 🥭 |
| SAME |
| weekend calls still fkked by theta decay lol |
| Space stock yolo for max gains RKLB PL BKSY ASTS 🚀 |
| More of an insurance situation lol |
| Lmao "more war", no you cuckold, the market is more bloated than your mothers smelly fupa. |
| Has Iran even confirmed? |
| No one can be this dumb. |
| DRAM to $100 🚀 \n |
| But but wait;Benjamin Netanyahu just bombed Lebanon |
| The march dip buddy LMAO are you dumb? |
| Still hurts I'm down for the year |
| SOXL + 30% |
| You might be thinking of Nortel. |
| Lmaooooooo |
| did you ask Bibi? |
| No one says "medium" in that context, you braindead fucking cunt |
| ATH before open |
| Bers 😂 😂 😂 |
| Is microslop going to have a good week? |
| Open the discussion for tmrw already |
| Please someone explain futes please?? 😖😖 |
| T minus 30 minutes until Iran come out and say “what?” |
| Should be up 5x what the futes are showing |
| TSLA $7000 eow |
| https://preview.redd.it/71tef0p5nb7h1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7eb77f96901c2a9b2ba43373de6ac2abc3f4ae4c |
| Depending on the details released, I think a +2-3% day is possible. |
| oil bulls in shambles |
| SNDK 2500, MU 1500 EOW |
| I can’t see it opening below 1k |
| **Option Pricing Mechanics:** The VIX is calculated from both call and put options. During a "melt-up" (a rapid market rise), aggressive buying of bullish call options can increase expected volatility, pushing the VIX up alongside the market. |
| They better off than the bers lmfao |
| MODS, OPEN UP THE HOTLINE POST FOR THE BERS\n\n |
| All the true news is on Truth Social. They can’t lie, it’s literally in the name |
| Is Microsoft included in this shrekcock? |
| Wow 🥭 actually got an amazing deal getting Iran to agree never to make nukes. Basically a way better version of the Obama deal. He also eliminated a lot of the extreme leaders that killed a bunch of their civilians. There really is no end to the winning that this administration does. |
| I don’t think so. |
| Just hold it |
| # LET THE SNAKE OIL FLOW |
| I think 5 minutes ago |
| Cuz overnight holding has been ass and I've been up 100+% overnight on calls for them to open at +5% a few times recently |
| All the best to put holders |
| It’ll be priced in anyways mazalito |
| # BERS NOT READY FOR MARKET OPEN\n\n# :SHREKCOCK: SHREKCOCK: SHREKCOCK: SHREKCOCK: SHREKCOCK: SHREKCOCK: SHREKCOCK: SHREKCOCK: SHREKCOCK |
| Generational wealth isn’t for everyone, bud |
| UNREALIZED? Meaning it doesn't even exist? So you're being taxed on something that never existed lmao. Then you could actually go bankrupt from investing your money and being patient? |
| Imagine not knowing that media is a plural |
| With Iran in charge of the strait 🤭 |
| So I can’t gamble on the White House ufc? |
| If we hit 800 tomorrow I’m set. Like, set set. Like, problems go away set. |
| # MAX LONG AND BUY ALL THE CALLS |
| The greatest of all rate cuts, so magnificent, so incredible |
| What dip? |
| #FUTES RIPPING |
| LFG |
| SMH and SOXX +10% tomorrow |
| Never saw an opening and a candle like this |
| Why would we fade… |