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| Will it though? Reddit has one directional thinking sometimes. |
| NVIDIA Claims To Have $1 Trillion In Sales Visibility Through 2027, But Only $285 Billion GPUs Worth Of Data Centers Are Under Construction — NVIDIA Is Selling Years’ Worth of GPUs In Advance And Warehousing Them\n\nhttps://www.wheresyoured.at/four-horsemen-of-the-aipocalypse/ |
| Damn near confess it as a gambling greed thing - fellow Catholic |
| But dont you dare suggest the working class get access to Healthcare funded by the government you hippie. Money only goes to the rich to buy them out of shitty investments |
| cmon buddy we all know trump is going to post "DEAL SECURED!" on monday and everything will go up 10% |
| >Spacex can make more than entire country GDPs \n\nTo correct you: they can make more than the _,entire planet_ GDP, the whole point is they're in space, they could do the whole milky way GDP |
| I bet regular employees who know the company inside and out will dump their shares as soon as they are allowed. |
| They did pretty well gutting the other departments they said they were going to gut. You doubt their ability to gut? |
| Last 10 minute fade has been great this week |
| Funny thing is most people don’t even even use or make the effort to use email sorting rules in their inbox, which is arguably lower level AI, so how will everyone learn to use advanced AI? |
| These types of IPOs typically signal a market peak. \n\nI’m expecting bad things in the market over the next 6 months and probably a lot longer than that. |
| Sometimes I get tempted by posts the bet big and won big, then posts like this reminds me of why VOO and forget is the way. |
| And just think most are multi millionaires. Imagine what they think of working class people? |
| Peace talks going well |
| Whether it's politically motivated is irrelevant to the fact that it is a threat tons of jobs lmao. Corpos want to replace everything possible with AI and build useless data centers but tech bros are like "no this is good this will help us" xD \n\nit's insane to be so ignorant as to think that AI is not a threat to people, being completely unregulated. We are quite literally seeing the horrible affects of it everywhere, unless you live under a rock, which it seems a lot of ai lovers do |
| Rus special forces off to the front line |
| https://preview.redd.it/82njwqw0hp5h1.png?width=384&format=png&auto=webp&s=2b43d933207fa2dc5e1bc5fab9798b86cb4af5fe\n\n |
| nah surely not… |
| He also said he thought market would go lower from the war in Iran lol |
| Youre telling me predictions market has a 97-99% prediction rates stay flat …..? |
| Is this Wall Street expert from Goldman Sachs? Maybe an anonymous source from jp morgan? |
| Crucially after because for those of us playing a different game it's the equalizer we play around |
| You pre-programmed your caring? 😂 |
| how about u eat my ASS\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| $2000 to short it. Exit liquidity IPO |
| Very true.\n\nSay for example you have $10k to bet/gamble/invest. A magical genie appears and says if you buy this particular option, you'll have a 75% chance of your investment doubling (we're assuming we're holding to expiry). You'd be stupid not to take that bet, it's a winning bet with a positive expected return since 2 * .75 = 1.5, meaning on average you'd expect your bet to return 50%. But obviously, the only two results in our bet are that it can only either double (75%) or go to zero (25%).\n\n\nSo, using the Kelly Criterion, how much are we supposed to bet optimally, given the risk of ruin? If we bet all $10k, we're taking the most advantage of the positive EV bet, but we still have a 25% chance of losing everything! This is why even in a scenario of positive EV, it still make more sense to not go all-in.\n\nIn this example, the Kelly Criterion says our optimal bet/investment size should be:\n\n>f* = p - q/b \n\nWhere f* is the kelly criterion optimal bet (percentage of our $10k), p is the probability of winning (75%), q is the probability of losing (25%), and b is the proportion of the bet gained on a win (in this case, doubling our bet/investment would mean the proportion of the bet gained is 1.0).\n\nSo, in our example the optimal bet (one Kelly) would be \n\n>f* = 0.75 - (0.25/1.0) = 0.50 = 50% of our $10k (or $5k)\n\nSo our optimal bet given the risk/reward to maximize the long-run growth rate of our given bankroll, we should only bet/invest half of our $10k in this magical option that has 75% chance of doubling our money! And if that 75% was lowered, say to 55% (45% chance of losing), that would drop the Kelly bet amount to just 10% of our bankroll. That shows the optimal strategy of lowering/increasing your bet based on the bankroll, odds of winning, and potential gain. |
| If you hold retail pre ipo shares and sell the day of ipo you are locked out of future ipos. Would not recommend that regardless of if you think it is going up or down |
| yes, that is entirely too much to ask for |
| Yea I'm sure that'll happen |
| Unfortunately it never stops. And I think he has some driving idea that he alone can save the human species by putting us on the path of going into space.\n\nI don't think he ever considered that some of us would rather homo sapiens keep it to Earth. I would personally rather dissappear than going through plantary emigration.\n\nOh, and stop manufacturing nuclear weapons. I think that would give us a string chance of survival for as long that the planet is habitable. \n |
| I just want a legit discussion about what's going on and how to play the market and best I get here is monday we back to stone age and monday shrek dick |
| I was unaware of the 40 day ban and was thinking of doing the same thing. That alone is should be alarming to most people and is a deciding factor to avoid the shit out of it prior to it going public. \n\nIs this the case with all IPOs, or was this implemented recently with the rule changes to allow SpaceX, Anthropic, and OpenAI to go public early? Also, does the ban apply if you day trade on the day it goes public or just for those who buy pre-release? |
| i think mrvl will hold up better because it has not run to the lunatic levels that micron has....although quite a run...and it has to do with where u personally bought it.....i bought micron after last earnings when it was in the 300's, sold it in the 600's for a double , in 5 weeks lol....thats not normal.....if a person has bought micron up here in the 900's i think they are in deep shit..... |
| Are you able to buy options right away? |
| actually reasonable |
| Yesss |
| If you don’t have time to go to a real casino, this will give you that same rush |
| That’s the move. SpaceX has future, but it’s overpriced. Let others hold the bag and then enter. Might be instant, might take a few weeks. |
| Something something pyramids |
| The new intelligence chief has been given the mandate to gut the agency. |
| I just hope it tanks immediately and continues for months along with TSLA so Musk can't claim the title of first Trillionaire. |
| That's the point. You can bet on specific stocks without crashing out after one bad day.\n\nYou're even more regarded than I gave you credit for! |
| 2t valuation. Negative profitability |
| Just a reminder that Trump told you that stocks should go up, so dont be crying next week bears |
| I am gambling on this Monday 😤\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/7xrcljpmgp5h1.png?width=1946&format=png&auto=webp&s=3ba750885b78d3fd75469316981d7a017c9ac636 |
| Why are you averaging normal volume in stocks per minute when realistically volume comes in waves at open and close. There have been many weekend market shocks or IPOs. For every regard dying to sell in the first 5 minutes there’s another with no early access who will be waiting to buy. \n\nPlus many people might get 5 shares and want 200 so there again are buyers…\n |
| You are the exit liquidity |
| Football feels so off in the US. |
| \+27.35% |
| Do you guys think when 🌽 hit the 50s yesterday, Michael Saylor did one of these: 😬 ? |
| Used to work at the Whirlpool refrigerator plant. Never wanted one before, watching them made solidified that.\n\nAnywhere from 30-100% of a box of parts wasted due to being out of spec or completely nonfunctioning. The workshop floors could be filled wall to wall with "teardowns" which are units that failed testing, yet sent back to us to take the parts off of it and put them back on units on the line. Door gaskets were "fixed" with super glue. Air vents with foam leaks. Metal and discoloration contamination in the thermoformed plastic liners. Poorly built wire harnesses that couldn't keep wires from being pinched.\n\nOh, and I can assure you, a man who most assuredly did not wash his hands after a shit installed your water filter/lines/ice machine. (Please sanitize every appliance you buy.) |
| Trusting the guy who bankrupted a casino lol |
| Because he lost weight recently. |
| “The US can’t even produce many papayas, why are you people still buying all the hype on screwdrivers”\n\nSee how dumb that sounds? |
| Is the options chain open right away? Couldn’t they all sell covered calls? |
| I guess I’ll wait to buy if it dumps. Reddit did this and now look. |
| The US innovates, Europe Regulates, China Replicates. \n\nIt's the circle of life today. |
| Which option would make more money based off a 2$ move upward price right now is $100 ? Call A : $103 1DTE call bought at $100 or Call B: $101 3DTE bought 100 , which generates more money ? The less expensive 1DTE or the more expensive 3DTE |
| Teslas PE is over 300, which makes it at least 10x overpriced. |
| Don't worry, when the market swings back again next week you can buy back in at the peak |
| I don't need this money for 30 years chump |
| https://preview.redd.it/ulqrmygbgp5h1.jpeg?width=460&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bf1ff2cd473ac5535ce9a28baa69bc8cfdf67a0c\n\n |
| Is it too much to ask for SPY to drop 10% 10 days in a row then stay at that price for 3 months while I buy as much as possible then rocket to 800 over the course of a week? |
| let the riches rain down |
| So when I finally go bull I get cucked by the market 😔 |
| Brother, if Robinhood had a greater than / less than symbol test before trading, you’d be cooked |
| You gotta be joking \n \nAccredited means you are worth more than 250K liquid (as a sole proprietor) \nIf you are married it means you are worth more than 1Million |
| Credit where Credit Suisse. |
| Eritrean nylon pellets futures ripping |
| Why kim jong un looks like he's 400 pounds? |
| They seem ahead in humanoid robots, or am I wrong? Granted, that's just one small piece of the puzzle. |
| Even if they did, that's just another player you can not trust lol |
| Because that's all the money you have |
| All of this stuff is discretionary spending. Axe this stuff out if you want to save money. |
| RKLB |
| https://preview.redd.it/urdzp3qrfp5h1.png?width=719&format=png&auto=webp&s=d4bc9768b00e65a6c9a7db8ff84be10fa15b3c16\n\nThe Name of the company...SPCE, it is a cutting-edge, high-tech firm,\n\nout of the Midwest awaiting imminent patent approval on a next-generation of Space Rockets that have both huge military and civilian applications.\n\nNow, right now, u/tylerious, the stock trades over the counter at 10 cents a share.\n\nAnd by the way, u/tyleriouss , our analysts indicate it could go a heck of a lot higher than that.\n\nYour profit, on a meme of $ 6,000 investment, would be upwards of $ 60,000 dollars.\n\nWhat do you say u/tyleriouss , are you in? |
| If retail has every opportunity to buy now, who will buy it when it's finally on the exchange and offered to retail investors? |
| Gamblers aren't in it because they believe in the technology. They buy it because it go up. |
| I know there are people here that know a hell of a lot more than me, but I've spent the last two weeks setting up an openclaw agent to streamline some aspects of my business. I wouldn't trust an agent that someone else has trained with anything, much less trading.\n\nI think there is a lot of utility in using an agent to study trends, back test strategies, and spot entries. But I'll be damned if I would use anyone elses, ESPECIALLY a brokers. |
| That’s what Elon will do. Blow up the moon. |
| On IPO day I am going to put a Buy Limit Order SpaceX $50 |
| WTF is an "accredited" investor? Also, calls? |
| why is everyone shilling MRLN |
| Trump pump coming. Bears r cucked |
| Always with the scenarios |
| https://preview.redd.it/n61sbi81gp5h1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f9bc4b9547eb9f2dcdc2dc9b24f3b31deaf52b08 |
| mrvl |
| Everyone expects it to tank |
| I clicked in an email from SOFI about a special loan rate promo on a personal loan a few months ago and I get tons of messages now. They already have my info though because I have a student loan with them still. |
| Haha, hello fellow old nerd \n\n\nFor the Horde! |
| Guess the morons on here won't know how to participate then |
| I just know not to write options lol. I’ve done well on options the past 18 months and I almost entire avoid the big names everyone spam posts. |
| You guys have money for attics? |
| #Before the pandemic you could go to professional sports games or top level concerts for $100. Now those cost thousands of dollars to attend. LMAO🤌 |
| CRSR wen\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/l6iy4qewfp5h1.jpeg?width=216&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=34d4757c614deb491b9d87ee807d46fec644020e |
| Yup. This is the same sub that told me Reddit would tank day 1. |
| there are a bunch of random Honduran people here ahead of the game but yeah bookings are way lower than was anticipated. might have something to do with a war doubling the prices of oil but that do I know... |
| the more bear posts i see about spacex, the more i'm convinced it's going to shoot the moon |
| Do you hate making money? |
| Where can I get a Gify of this for text messages!? |
| aged like milk |
| I agree but aren’t they similar to a Ponzi scheme? The are way overvalued and they pump and pump and someday the money will run out no? Ironically hasn’t been the case with Tesla |
| Should be an easy short after the initial run up, but yeah I ain’t touching this. |
| Oh, no!!! |
| Take profits mate |
| before yesterday +115%, after yesterday +96% |
| https://preview.redd.it/voyi285rfp5h1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a3b577109107fa30ce7dbd7f45fe043bceb349f2\n\n |
| No . It can’t produce affordable EVs due to lack of rare earth metals and does not have the tech for refining it |
| u are right, i am old 54, not even close to a boomer...but there is a reason i could retire at 46 and have more money than i know what to do with, so yes i may be old but no baggin fries for me...good luck to u |
| Sadly much like tsla people are just sheep and will buy. I am personally staying away to see what’s up when the initial dust settles |
| Ima get puts one week in |
| Is it credible that gov would invest in AI stocks? Which might those be? Anyone buying calls in anticipation? |
| the real masterminds controlling the Fed |
| Kek! |
| Depends. One account is around 80% and one account is -5% |
| yes and? |
| Y |
| Guy with no teeth served in Afghanistan or at least thinks he did. Having your blood be at least 20% alcohol for decades does that to a man. |
| #SpaceX options won't be available right away. It usually takes a while between IPO and option chains becoming available. Usually 1-2 weeks. LMAO🤌 |
| or |
| I'm down 22. The worst |
| VCs and employees can’t sell until 2 days later of the Q2 earnings report. Somewhere in August. |
| I don't know man... I see a ton of Tesla's driving around |
| 😂😂 |
| They do??????? |
| It will crash right before you sell |
| And I’m fucking sick of them peeing in my Coke |
| Dude is insecure as fuck |
| This how u know we at top |
| 150% on Wednesday now im at 70%. I did start investing end of march though |
| "... There’s something wrong with previous U.S. jobs reports. **The government quietly erased 439,000 jobs through November 2023**, a closer look at the numbers from the Bureau of Labor Statistics shows. That means its initial jobs results were inflated by 439,000 positions, and the job market is not as healthy as the government suggests. Since the government wiped out 439,000 jobs after the fact, the total percentage of jobs created by the government last year is even higher. Increased government hiring has been driving the jobs numbers higher..." (Fox News, January 10, 2024) |
| China can become the greatest nation on earth if they change from dictatorship to democracy. Private companies can be nationalized in just 1 minute, and CEOs can be thrown into jail at anytime. Look at Jack Ma now. Where is he? |
| Oh, when you put it like that. Still, no. |
| Slow cookers are for alcoholics so you can pass out and not burn the food |
| I don't think they earnd $25B in revenue last 12 months. Did they? |
| bro you always make me laugh |
| What's this stupid ass take? Not even factually correct |
| They even have a stock market !(the dodgiest website I've ever visited but a market nontheless) |
| It's on the website. |
| Therapist: Show me where on the doll the AI bubble hurt you\n\nMe: shows them my portfolio |
| America has its citizen by the balls with oil. It will never be in its best interest for EV’s to be a dominant infrastructure to invest in. Everything else though US is already so far ahead. |
| Airbnb was expecting this quarter to be great because of the whole ripping foreigners off for the world cup. I don't think they're coming you guys |
| Most gas cars cost well above 15K now. |
| AI is different than EVs bc you don’t have to build anything. You just basically adopt software to increase productivity and that effectively means you produce more work, quicker. That’s attractive to CEOs bc they want better earnings per share. |
| State Capitalism like China |
| Palmer Luckey (Anduril) recently mentioned something similar \n\nChina reaps all the benefits because US inventors innovate & patent their inventions/innovations for 20 years (not sure the years) from US competitors\n\nWhile Gina simply goes online & downloads those innovations and replicates them the next day. |
| https://preview.redd.it/26m8yu1cfp5h1.jpeg?width=5000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3c1ea6a21cae6c6869dc80ce406dca902a509f8c |
| we will get and idea when we see oil and treasure futures on sunday night. |
| Found the communist |
| This. The problem is price. As the current ev leases end this fall from the big tax credit era the used ev market is gonna pop off. The new bolt and leaf will sell. You cannot market a 50k dollar crossover to Americans with the economy as it is. The vast majority of people can’t afford it. |
| #So much butthurt caused by one Canadian man LMAO🤌 |
| mark your calendars, the most awaited debut \n**SpaceXputs**\n\nAvailable **June 16 at a broker near you** |
| This week I gave everything back. But I’m not walking away. I’m never walking away. I’m just 10 0dte trades from never working again. |
| THESE ARE THE SAME PEOPLE OFFERING HIGH-RISK NO INCOME NO BACKGROUND VERIFICATION LOANS, I GET THE SAME TEXTS EVERYDAY OFFERING ME AROUND 1MIL IN BUSINESS CREDIT.\n\nnormies reading this might think im joking or its a scam, but I've had them call me everyday since 2022 after the PPP loans where reported out to the public. |
| N |
| The hype all ends as soon as SpaceX, Anthropic, and OpenAI IPO. Then they are just boring old companies with earnings and the hype is done. |
| https://preview.redd.it/y3huyag9fp5h1.jpeg?width=1206&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b21c5b6fd256011d83d9e0b44a2c65ee8678f70f |
| But funds that have exposure to it and sell after the run up. That’s the safest and easiest way to play it. |
| Yes but I can't buy into the Chinese market so second best is where my money goes. |
| I hope it crashes and Tesla follows along with it. Tesla = Over promised, under delivered, but stock still extremely overvalued. |
| How do you "average down" on 0DTE |
| 7% including yesterday, SoFi fucking up my shit good |
| I'm pretty sure we'll see one of the biggest drops in stock price and market cap in history right after the IPO |
| 5 years later with CCP spy software installed. |
| “220y ago” 🤣 |
| Lets invest everything in tsmc since it's so safe and no other country wants to take them over within years 🙂 |
| I dunno man, closing out my put spreads yesterday and getting instant settlement was pretty nice.\n\nOkay..yeah...maybe we're the meat. |
| Anyone buying through the IPO also has a 15 day lockup per brokerage terms. If you have to /need to buy in, better to buy open market. \n\nNFA. |
| It’s almost like a see-saw. The US market is becoming more blatantly corrupt and less investable recently. China won’t have to do that much if we continue pushing investors to look for alternatives. We’ll also militarily skullfuck any country, its citizens, and their neighbors if they try to stop our pursuit of unending greed. So yeah, we’re okay for now but creeping the wrong way |
| Worthless advice. I’ll see you Monday when you unleash the ape within |
| #Woosh, another comment that went way over your tiny little head. LMAO🤌 |
| Once the nuclear energy investments starts paying off, manufacturing will be cheap. |
| Well said |
| seems you can not get a simple yes or no answer. . by the $135 SpaceX IPO or don't ? . . . canany way we just keep it to Y or N ? |
| Eyes are too close together. |
| Good maybe they'll be able to clean up their air finally with all that "green" automobile tech. |
| Because we produce money. You must hate money. |
| My Rivian R2 coming up soon😎🤷🏻♂️ |
| i just looked at the states department warning of traveling to somalia.\n\n\nthat is my retirment plan now, since the bear market has made getting food harder.\n\n |
| I was going to post the exact same thing. What does one thing have to do with the other? |
| I thought he was minis 2mil and only had 11k left for a minute lol |
| You seem already convinced, just go ahead man |
| ~~Yes~~ |
| #When will Elon be like "ok now I have enough money, I can finally be happy and stop abusing drugs"? At $5 trillion? $10 trillion? LMAO🤌 |
| This is who Russia is sending to the front lines to fight in Ukraine, wearing all of the supplies the government can afford to give them. They’ll be on drone video in about 96 hours. |
| Man this shit is entertaining. Top tier regarded. |
| Valuation =/ cash |
| Bruh, cheaper yes but definitely not better. You're an idiot if you think so |
| FINRA scrapped the $25K day-trading rule. Sounds like meat is back on the menu boys!\n\n\nPlot twist: we're the meat. 🥹 |
| Shorting is one of the quickest ways to go broke, good luck |
| the fact that this thread thinks a 1 trillion dollar market cap could be a P&D shows how retarded they are.\n\nIf a 1 trillion MC goes to 2 trillion, and then back to 1 trillion, it wasn't a pump and dump, retards. |
| Good luck trying to get any money or help from WS, have had problems with them before we're i couldn't sell options because their system was down, support told me to just wait for it to be fixed and they will help me, fast forward few hours and they say they cant help me, so I had to sell at a loss, and right away switched to IBKR. |
| You are wrong , as always |
| Better than telling someone to go kill themself dont you think? |
| Jokes on you, I could appear on that video and no one would notice a difference. |
| Disagree. If you offered consumers a functional EV for 15k they would fly off the shelves. |
| all time chart. |
| Honestly I dont even give a fuck. Its 20 years till I need to care. |
| Man with this market down and no money \n\nPleasuring a man’s hotdog may be the only way to make cash mayne |
| The broad strokes are accurate and probably the most important to anyone not aware but just wanted to add there is both speculative money and new players entering these hobbies due the tcg's perceived value store and gambling nature of hitting big value rarely.\n\nThe major question is how long can both groups realistically keep funneling in and what market conditions will it take to pop the hype. |
| Reddit hype. Been bag holding at $23 avg. |
| Is it an NFT that means I own a bridge? |
| before yesterday 134% and after yesterday 55% 😃 |
| #No he just loves triggering low IQ idiots like you who take themselves too seriously LMAO🤌 |
| Ok, but not in AI, Space travel, or robotics. The American market just chooses to buy ICE cars instead of EV’s. Also Tesla still legitimately does compete against China. |
| Certified retard. It's actually crazy how retarded that second sentence is. |
| Just went to Primark for the first time and this store seems too good to be true |
| Hey, just checking in to see if a peace deal has been made? |
| Love that the name Fool is literally in the name of their publication |
| What are you guys buying Monday morning? I want to go all in on calls |
| And no one was a fan of socialism 2 years ago… |
| Wow! Look at your halo!!! |
| I like to put all my chips on 1 number on the roulette table, this is also how I invest, 1 to 3 stocks at most. Been profitable over the years, ngl. |
| Most likely, it will definitely go up in long term |
| Spy to $5000 “I would like to thank the Salomon of swat from Al Jazeera, the prince of darkness from axios, and the tikki masala from Pakistan for their help with our negotiations with the Islamic state of Iran. The strait is fully open for business, boats will start to go home to their families (thanks to your favorite president). THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!” |
| Thanks for your expertise |
| “Tracked all Iranian missiles” is funny |
| #Elon already has enough money to start his own country but he's still miserable as fuck LMAO🤌 |
| Lmao I had an argument so hard with this guy he had to make a post asking all the regards. |
| Adoption is better, EV years ahead? I mean no matter how much you may hate elon, tesla was making EVs before everyone started (also rivian too) |
| Office beverage of Epstein Island too |
| The problem with EVs in the US is a demand issue, not a capability issue. |
| Please tell me you are going to buy puts on Monday |
| I wish there was an agglomeration sub consisting of Elon stock-hate over the past 5 years. It could show Bears trashing the stocks while the bulls made fortunes. |
| They steal the idea and make it cheaper and better\* |
| And then sell a better product for half the price. |
| Stop pandering! Don't tell the fryguy "please"!! |
| Lowkey might just full port msft for the rest of the year and wait for intc to bottom out |
| Yeah just the basic data. You can get more nuanced using spot gammas tools to analyze charm and vanna but I find just basic gex/dex to be sufficient for my swing trading. |
| The US is on PS2 awhile China just stole Nintendo tech |
| There's always protein ~~in the banana stand~~ behind the Wendy's dumpster |
| To be honest, I was in the same mindset as you, and did my own picking of some sector funds (such as VOOG and similar).\n\nAt the end of the day, after many years, I found that their performance was similar to the safer, less-volatile overall index funds like VTI. And if I just dump everything into VTI, I'm not picking winners, I never have to worry about "what if growth funds perform worse than the overall market?"\n\nI went through a similar learning process with dividend funds such as SCHD, throughout the years worrying about whether it was a good choice. And at the end of those years, it had made a few percent *less* than VTI. |
| CCP bot |
| GOOG earnings was just a circle jerk between themselves and anthropic. Cope |
| nice gains bro |
| Summertime? What's Drake the Iceman 🧊 gonna do? |
| That’s the best way to look at it. However, no one knows and people are freaks. Could go way higher somehow. I wont be buying shares with what little money I have. |
| https://preview.redd.it/rijkpedbep5h1.png?width=1408&format=png&auto=webp&s=fd37a1ec5554c7ae9472c0edd622cb5ea23ef620 |
| This is the stupidest argument I’ve ever seen. |
| 17.99 ones too!! |
| I just wanna see what happened next, source pls |
| I was making a joke, but it seems you are correct… |
| If big tech companies are diluting their shares to spend a lot more billions $$$ on AI, then they’re really just compressing their growth springs and tripling down on AI investments. Google/meta/amazon etc are continuing to make more revenue but spending a lot more for future growth.\n\nThis is 100% bullish long term. People with stocks have nothing to worry about short term |
| It certainly explains why there are more psychopaths in the CEO profession than elsewhere. They are surrounded by servants and personnel who are trained to show as little emotion as possible, to act as robotically as possible. It’s little wonder they have no theory of other peoples’ minds. |
| Bruh you are fucking delusional if you think china beats us in tech and ai |
| But I bought at $950 🤡 |
| Oops realized I didn’t make 30 comments this morning\n\nBrb taking Adderall |
| Are you still alive OP? |
| \-50% February > +200% late February > -80% march (Trump lied Hit my stop loss next day it bounced back 🤡) > -50% Thursday> Friday back to -80% |
| Yup, same in science. |
| https://preview.redd.it/aijb5in2ep5h1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fdc4e85a722b08b719019e055b03e3a82d240d5a\n\n |
| It's not wrong though. They're years ahead of us in electric vehicles. \n\nEDIT: I'm only talking about their EV market. Down vote me all you want but I'm not wrong. Go look for yourself. They have some of the coolest EV's out there. I'm sure it wasn't hard for China to get ahold of those cars and figure them out, then start their own EV projects. \n\nCCP bot out /s |
| China steals tech that's at least 5 years outdated |
| Value investors are former WSB bag holders |
| Bruuh how leveraged are you😅.. you’ll get back there in no time |
| 😂 |
| Wealth simple (Canadian robinhood) has early access to the spacex ipo. |
| I thought this was referring to Chicago Bears fans and their new stadium until I did a subreddit double take… still valid either way |
| It's like 30% software 30% semis 30% etf\n\nIt's a play on ai build out with a hard bet on intc becoming a domestic foundry |
| I think that is the point. This is a race between the USA and China, so win or lose there will be massive investments in AI infrastructure.\n\nNBIS DRAM MU\n\nSee you at the yacht club.\n\nGLTA |
| If peeps only knew the truth behind that thing that the best performing accounts are the people who have died or forgotten their password |
| US is trying to catch up to China\n\nThe only thing we have left is AI & Space domination\n\nWhoever leads in Space & AI\n\nwill lead the world militarily\n\nIts either the US or China\n\nThats why its that important\n\nIts not hype\n\nits current competition\n\n\*\* The only thing holding us back is Energy |
| No one can sell before 6/30 but family and friends shares. Source? |
| Friday oversold just pricing in a rate hike and liquidation for Space X. It pumps Monday, tanks into quad witching next week |
| All china can do is steal others’ IP |
| I am buying the data center infra hype, not AI per say |
| You’re at the wrong door mate |
| Do i confess to my priest that i lost 15k on 0dtes that i held to expiration? |
| Solid, but I do think after friday anything less than a hot CPI read will cool rate hike expectations a bit. \n\nAnd I would not be suprised if they cook it a bit to ensure its not too hot after Friday. |
| #It's going to be at least a week after its IPO for SpaceX to get an options chain. That's the real IPO. LMAO🤌 |
| *Gina |
| 50k APR25.\n\n318k MAY26. Was at 198k in April.\n\nAte shit last week but still around 295. |
| After their new toxic stadium opens up |
| Source checks out |
| Fries in the bag please! |
| This is not AI trading for you. This is you giving instruction to claude to place (**not** submit) an order. You still have to go to IBKR to confirm it. \n\nI have been using it successfully. I take screenshot of tickers from my screener on trading view, send the pic to Claude, then write an instruction like - "place market order for first 3 tickers, $xx each". Then I go to ibkr and submit the order manually. \n\nLot of other cool things you can do. I am learning myself. Portfolio analysis, backtest with all stocks data that IBKR contains. There may be other stuff you do with claude - analyzing your positions and providing recommendations but I haven't done that yet. Like maybe asking it to analyze my open option positions and ask it for strategies to reduce my losses lol. |
| Yes. Evs are the sole predictor of technological innovation. Wrap it boys retardomus has spoken. |
| BTC will still cycle but crypto outperformance era is over. AI and rockets win. |
| Good Luck Boss! |
| Elon Musk is involved. |
| No, but your mom can. \n\nZing…Gotem |
| The name Motley “Fool” checks out |
| Weekly. Lmao. Money bags over here buying weeklies. \n\nThis is the zero day casino nerd |
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| My wife’s boyfriend buzzed my head with his ball hair trimmer.\n\nSaid I could take the $40 savings from a haircut and use it to trade 0DTE options. |
| SpaceX claims it's an AI company more than a space company\n\nSPCX at $135: $25 billion revenue. P/S of 70. Unprofitable. \n\nNVDA at $205: $400 billion revenue. $250 billion profit.\n\nNVDA makes 10X more in profits than that fraud "AI not just space" company makes in revenue. \n\n |
| Lmao |
| OP is rich in Australian dollars |
| They all have lock ups bud, only friends and family shares are not locked |
| So down all next week then back up after that? |
| We supply the imagination to create new products and industries then China steals them and makes them cheaper while we move on to the next one. The idea guys make all the money. |
| #It's june and only 50 degrees and rainy where I live. Summer never came to us. LMAO🤌 |
| Yeah probably. Should’ve waited til Monday close |
| Time to inverse yourself |
| Remind me! 1 year |
| Because I’m horny |
| https://preview.redd.it/gtoo35lodp5h1.jpeg?width=350&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1c4f1869d6490ae4d6aca867b6b3b055a7773150 |
| Okay boomer put the fries in the bag |
| poor guy is only down to 125 billion left. |
| Inflection point and event is just beginning folks |
| Buy a bunch of "No Soliciting" signs off Temu and sell them door to door |
| Yes you are right and it's on their S-1 filing |
| China isn't investable.\n\nIf that ever changes it will pop off big.\n\nI think stock picking chinese stocks is already starting to be a sensible strategy. But their index does not perform very well. |
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| It's one of those that's obvious in hindsight.\n\n(Give me all the "didn't read, happy for you or sorry it happened" comments) \n\n- Look at the public push, it's insane. In my social circle, a bunch of financially uneducated people are waiting for it. They will not buy in the first hour or even the first day. They'll see how it's going and if it goes up they'll FOMO and if it goes down they'll be afraid to go in. It needs to steadily go up in the beginning for most people to not be afraid. The institutions know this, obviously.\n- Yes, the valuation is crazy, doesn't connect to the fundamentals at all. But a huge part of the retail genuinely don't even know what's a market cap or p/e ratio.\n- There's a bunch of Elon Musk knuckleheads. They might even counteract the dump part of the pump and dump.\n- And this point will be hated by the terminally online autists (I'm talking about you retards). Elon (his teams) have done quite some incredible things. Tesla, SpaceX, neurolink, even on Twitter he has cut down the costs significantly, like really significantly. All these companies are the leaders, by quite big margins as well, in their industries and were the first ones to do their thing. Accelerating these fields years, maybe even like 10, into the future. Tesla not anymore compared to China but anything in the western world - easily. The robots will not take over our chores anytime soon, but damn they'll be amazing factory workers soon™. His timelines are complete nonsense, but he does achieve the things he says he will. Sometimes it might be decades off (Mars) but still years ahead of the competition. \n- xAI has A LOT of GPU compute, you don't think about xAI when you hear "hyperscalers" but it definitely is. xAI build a huge data center in half a year, where other hyperscalers take 3 - 4 years to build an equivalent one. You can't deny this shit, when compute is all the hype. Even if LLMs fail, they'll be the king until the next thing comes and it'll require compute anyways. We have *always* needed more and more compute and it's not changing. He managed to build a data center in record time when data centers are one of the most constrained resources currently. |
| A canoe doesn’t count |
| "Gimme some of your tots" -The Epstein files probably |
| If you ever apply for a loan, use a burner number. I get literally 3x voicemails per day about fake approvals for a loan I already took out 2 years ago |
| https://preview.redd.it/rnk1ce0ldp5h1.png?width=498&format=png&auto=webp&s=a200ea7b39cd8012f3cdf6f7a04aa9a767f786db\n\n |
| There is a small float, and there isn't a soul in the investing world that isn't aware of the IPO so it's entirely possible it runs up huge.\n\nI hope it has a post IPO decline and I would be happy to take a long (5+ year) position in this company around $80/share.\n\nI know most people on Reddit are bleeding from their eyeballs with hate for Elmo and his companies, but you look at SpaceX what it has accomplished, what it is, and what's possible for the future and there is nothing else like it. Period. |
| It gets eaten up, crashes rest of week. Book this |
| The crypto sector will face competition from the new space and AI sector.\n\nDont expect it to rocket like previous cycle. |
| such a relaxing weekend for Bulls. |
| "positioned" meaning what, that if this happens they gonna allocate peeps one half of what they asked for LMAO🤌?\n\nIf you had the world biggest supercomputer you could maybe generalise to a rule for three, four, n times oversubscription idk. Prolly too hard |
| People with million plus dollar portfolios asking on investment forums what will happen next is my favorite popcorn time |
| It's the only volatility buffer bro lol |
| Ive used four AI models to check technicals (MACD, RSI, etc.), analyst sentiment, tailwinds/headwinds for those positions I'm interested in, or currently have in my portfolio. ChatGPT always gives me incorrect information. Claude has been most reliable... but the old saying "trust but verify," remains the rule. |
| NVidia is chinese company. Not US. Taiwan is part of china. |
| It could soar to 500 trillion. Probably won’t but could! |
| Not for everyone, staff yes, institutional investors as per contract. Furthermore even insider can sell iirc 20% each ER so staggered sell allowed,.plus there's another exemption or two, can't remember how it's formated- read their S-1, |
| Nvidia is banned in China. China has their own in Huawei. |
| No, demand for memory will also increase as AI becomes more useful. This is a generational capex cycle that will last until the end of the decade. |
| Sir, this is a casino. |
| Can't wait to go all in on fintech, reddit and crypto when bitcoin is done being ass. What other stock will benefit from a resumed bitcoin bull market? |
1.2 million Russians killed, injured or missing from the front line. \n\n Russia’s 1.2 million casualties in Ukraine dwarf all its conflicts since World War II, report says | CNN About 1.2 million Russian troops have been killed, wounded or are missing since its invasion of Ukraine almost four years ago, a rate of casualties for a major ... www.cnn.com |
| sobbing at the wendy’s |
| A majority of them grew up rich and never truly had to think or fend for themselves. Living like that is not conducive to developing critical thinking skills, but it can help you be a master manipulator and a narcissist. |
| He's just like us |
| I only trade options. My brokerage is secure. I did take some MU and others down. I watch the ten year like a hawk. It’s the true measure of health for markets. I bought AMD options ex 6/12 on Friday. Calls |
| It failed on EV . It will fail again on AI,humanoid robots. EV's are tech and robots . These are all hype when China already dominated this years ago and at least 10 years ahead. |
| This message brought to you by China |
| And apparently they’re still trying to push more people buy… insanity |
| Can electric vehicles create memes in 5 seconds? \n\nEdit: also if you think China is 10 years ahead of CIA/NSA funded US AI companies, you more than belong here |
| imagine being a bear and feeling proud of some great thing you did yesterday. hedgies handed you a fucking gift don't flatter yourselves you fucking negative parasites |
| The bump was purely from the idea that they might be making chips for Apple |
| Yes collared shirt , nice khakis, resume ready, shake their hand introduce yourself be humble, don’t waste their time.\n\nI was in the restaurant industry 6 years before getting my finance degree I now work for broker dealer, worked up to the best restaurant in the city.\n\nGo for a mid tier restaurant. Nothing crazy $30 entrees $10 drinks kinda place family owned locally known. From there you hop restaurants every year. Stack your resume you’ll be in fine dining making $400 cash a night. |
| Yes this - RH says they may not let you participate in the next IPO if it’s in 45 or 60 days (whatever the day amount is) but I’ve sold day one and was still allowed to get more IPO shares so it’s not something to worry about lol |
| Wish you woulda drew a vieny weenie. Cuz this straits fuckin us. |
| > @Barchart: SpaceX $SPCX needs to grow 600x over the next decade to justify its $1.75 Trillion IPO Valuation 🚨 No company has ever come close in the history of capitalism 🤯\n\n🤣 |
| Have you sold? |
| I would love to, I'm sitting on dry powder and have a 6 hours headstart being in EU |
| Put the fries in the bag |
| The rest buy in on release and an hour later everyone who got in pre-allocated sell out? |
| Eleventy trillion is my bet |
| Nah, I thrive on volatility. |
| Lmao yeah we’re not talking about EV cars. Stay on subject. AI is having billions spent on it so companies don’t have to employ regards like you. Wonder why the US company Nvidia is getting the biggest slice of the pie. Go cry. |
| In this market 100% gains before the big moves is becoming the norm. Not the top |
| Lol this is the exact retard logic. There's tons of shit companies that will go down and never go back up. \n\nI mean....shit.....Intel took 25 years to "go back up" and it didn't even do it organically on fundamentals. |
| The goal in this market is to game the system by spending money in a circle so that consumer spending means nothing and you can get rich off stock alone. Notice that the companies complaining are not a part of the AI spending cycle. They’re missing out and are upset about it because they actually need real people’s cash. |
| It's elons new Doge Coin |
| Literally all I need to do to make money is buy puts when I would have bought calls. Like I have an uncanny, 100% hit rate for timing the top. No exaggeration either. I bought DRAM at the top twice and then panic sold...Yes I'm retarded. |
| Being bearish on META is free money |
| OH SHIT IT'S SATYA MICROSOFT RIGHT HERE ON WSB |
| PLEASE PLEASE BRO. YOUR GONNA BE A MILLIONAIRE JUST HOLD THIS FOR ME BRO |
| So anyone allocated does actually get the launch price? If so, those will be the people making money. |
| Diversify, hold more ETFs, you can either have a good chance of slow growth or gamble and end up potentially losing like you did. |
| Lost my whole 5000$ doge check on the markets yesterday 😔 |
| Saturday email offering 10x leverage from my broker, erm, that sounds insane lol |
| https://preview.redd.it/kzgwnc7xcp5h1.png?width=1600&format=png&auto=webp&s=1f291dd91c3c9f69ed9c0c387c3b45d470693a1a\n\n |
| Thanks for reminding me Reddit has sound |
| The protestors really burned down the Albanian prime ministers house lmao dude is technically homeless |
| The hardest part of bulking up is buying the food without going broke mayne \n\nA.I will take your job |
| Well, sort of, yeah. Because Elon is allowing more shares to be sold sooner it's likely there will be more available to short sooner. We don't know for sure, it's never happened before. |
| "Failing" yet the contract is expanding in value and gained acceptance months ago...incidentally then tracked all Iranian missiles during the conflict\n\nAnother clueless person lol\n\n\nhttps://www.ssc.spaceforce.mil/Newsroom/Article-Display/Article/4313404/space-systems-command-achieves-operational-acceptance-for-future-operationally |
| Oh yeah, I was super lucky. Ah well. My life was the same when I was way up as it was before. I’m still up, but no longer rich. |
| That's methed up |
| Jump from the 51st floor |
| Motley fool is a genuine shitrag btw |
| No it won't. It will sink to 1T |
| Shrinkflation is such a slap in the face\n\nDon't sell me "mini" or "convenient"\n\nPut it on the label, you cowards:\n\n# "Same price. Just less of it 😃" |
| Challenging for me too bruh. Lately managed to start gaining by adding more milk & peanut butter to my shake, a 3rd egg to breakfast, and having cheese & fruit after dinner. On top of trying to eat bigass meals. |
| The thing I don't get is, how the fuck are you "pre-ordering" your shares, with a huge queue to get in, if you're not guaranteed to get the pre-public-launch price? Why wouldn't you just buy on the day. |
| fucking bears |
| If you’re serious , contact a local trades guy (maybe painting or drywall ) . Say “I want to work, do you need an extra set of hands?”\n\nThose guys are always looking for people who try hard and listen on the job.\n\nPlus it’s probably more rewarding and pays better than your average minimum wage job . Just a thought |
| putas congrats on being fucking losers great job keep it up |
| Taiwan beer gold medal slaps too |
| Starlink bundled up with starship & grok\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/ncberhwscp5h1.jpeg?width=476&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=00693cf68e9e6e125e376170904805641ba9a3de |
| Why does that moron keep saying the dumbest shit in the biggest font possible. Is he autistic and you guys are just nice to him because your mom told you to be? |
| I'm getting ads from Enron, like actually Enron. \n\nWon't be long now |
| https://preview.redd.it/uznwbfoqcp5h1.png?width=1290&format=png&auto=webp&s=506615cd90bcd251cd820b247c87bbe1ba516b01\n\n |
| I just get fancy almonds and snack on those after dinner. Easy way to add 200 cals a day. Sahale or skinny dipped |
| +4,91% |
| Basically communism |
| Reading forums and thinking you can't lose. |
| Does the wife know lol |
| You're from Romania bro 😭 |
| It’s going to absolutely pump like a low float penny stock until lock up. \n\nThere’s literally no meaningful public float. |
| Gotcha. So about 12 approx. STDEV's up from here...could be juicy at the right price if SPX turns around/keeps up. Good on ya, best of luck. |
| Good job! |
| Rip |
| Unironically yes if you're serious. That's how I got my first job at a grocery store as a teenager lol. That's also how I got my second job at a bank a year later. And that's also how I got a scholarship once I hit college. It's amazing what some in person schmoozing will do. |
| https://preview.redd.it/g4qv8wblcp5h1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=60640c58bdf93f459a1daaeb63ecf44147e74dc7\n\n |
| Eating enough and eating properly. |
| A company with only $18B in revenue that lost $5B last year being worth nearly $2T at IPO… what could go wrong? |
| I liked mixing whey powder with Greek yogurt to make protein pudding. It was good for moments when I was sick of eating more dense food |
| Unless he owns GOOG, it's not up to him. |
| https://preview.redd.it/jof1kdckcp5h1.png?width=525&format=png&auto=webp&s=207697779630f8334e0dad48f95dbf5989c281d5\n\n |
| #That only works if you are hot LMAO🤌 |
| Because they're on the front line... in Ukraine |
| Finally, first day that feels as proper summer. Oh yeah, that's only because I've lost only $90 realized on Friday. |
| From +78% profits to +65% YTD, so not that bad I guess |
| Yeah pops passed away like a month or 2 ago |
| https://preview.redd.it/i8kp1jlicp5h1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=464302e335516fb4bf09d986ff86270a573515f1\n\n |
| Monday gonna have a nasty dip hang tight |
| Because this is footage of them invading Ukraine. |
| And for 240 years Tweets didn’t move the market. |
| You know you've gone full regard when you trust anything written by motley fool. |
| Well, shit. I guess I’m gonna be in the middle of a cockmeat sammich on Monday. |
| It's one red day lol |
| https://preview.redd.it/fpo0lkngcp5h1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=cfe7b42958f52a81d5fdfdf9b5f98be65590f02b\n\n |
| Enormous poor people. |
| makes sense spam bts don’t need social skills |
| Keep me away from that "professional" |
| https://preview.redd.it/3n2de9wdcp5h1.jpeg?width=262&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f7b14c12fc96e41776ca9d143b03bd506060f817 |
| FLY doesn't rely on launch either...it is a space defence platform where only around 25% of current revs come from launch...\n\n\nThey also bought scitec which is a nice high margin software play with the FORGE program\n\n\nBut it is funny hearing from people who know f all about what they profess to know lol |
| Your getting down voted for telling the truth.. typical reddit lol |
| why are you being downvoted lol reddit is so stupid. This is a ukarinian content creator who posts videos like this |
| He doesn’t run ads |
| Russia is even worse |
| Gay sex in a red state |
| Istg the hardest part of bulking up isn’t working out it’s eating enough |
| -15% on just stocks. How TF do I keep losing money in a bull market. |
| It’s real to an extent. |
| To be fair I think that could be possible. Only 4% of the stock will actually be available at IPO. With the subscription stuff it seems there is already double as much interest as there is stock available. That means till august we could see a squeeze because there is no liquidity. In August a lot more stock will be released and the first investors can sell theirs. |
| Can we get a 50% bounce please? I bought NOW at the top 🙂 |
| Super impressive, how many turns was it?\n\nCan you recommend some YT channels that document how well FSD works now? |
| What if we added ...\n\n ... "Everythings computer" |
| The problem is, no one wants to blow you when all your stocks are down. |
| Because they are Ukrainian |
| I don’t eat enough to get big 😢 |
| #Americans' favorite camp site is left lane of highways LMAO🤌 |
| And they will let you in again and again... because they're fucking addicted\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/6su080a3cp5h1.png?width=5140&format=png&auto=webp&s=96a6274a109f926edde7d7008b7e47f964224ecd\n\n |
| As of today YTD gains are -10%\n\nblew up shorting semis and other similar AI related companies in April-May and blew up this 10% if not i would have been at least breakeven |
| Is this "available" to pre-order now?\n\nThis is what confuses me. If you pre-order and get in, are you actually buying at that stated price or are you getting in on whatever it opens at for market.\n\nFor example, Cerberus opens at $310 and instantly goes down to $280 but the IPO launch price was $185. So if you'd sold at open, you'd make a profit.\n\nI just don't know what price you'd be pre-ordering at. |
| Is there something I don’t know? Like do we all need to go to space soon or what? |
| LOL. No it's not. But it could, IF. |
| >SpaceX IPO positioned for an oversubscription rate of two times: Reuters\n\n#Just as I predicted LMAO🤌 |
| CPI this week, quad witching next week. Rate hike. Its coming down |
| These are the new Bears from Indiana after they left Chicago |
| It’s gonna be the same as cbrs stock. IPO day probably 2x, next few days after it starts dumping. Than on 15th day it goes up again since it’s forced into indexes and people will buy it regardless with there 401k. Short term it’s not bad to hold, it’s just the valuation of it is skewed(over valued) so many people will try to short it until it’s valued at the billions rather than trillions. Once it’s valued in the billions that’s when many can justify holding it long term |
| Ukrainian, see them on tik tok |
| Im up like 100% the last week, was ridning bull until Friday morning i had a gut feeling it would be bad so i shorted it that day so i went up even more.\nI wonder if we are back on Monday or if this is something more lasting 😅\n |
| Dang, Russia is launching a new attack wave. |
| Lmao 🤣 |
| Anyone here thinking they’re gonna get rich from this right away are exactly who they are baiting with all this hype \n\nGood luck though, truly! |
| https://preview.redd.it/dz5mxc73cp5h1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c0802b9eb0a4df9c18d4768f7dd320e9c012b1c9\n\n |
| Moms spaghetti |
| lol |
| I get good tips from old guys with semis |
| Red Monday confirmed \n\nhttps://www.reddit.com/r/Damnthatsinteresting/s/KSA7xqs5Zc |
| Small guy has some big hands, and "he's stringy" |
| I sure hope so, I got a cat to feed ffs! |
| There are 15 and 90 day lock periods. It can pump and dump for retail day one. |
| https://preview.redd.it/0w3ijgrybp5h1.png?width=840&format=png&auto=webp&s=4179f55173163f6851770a0bd80cc08b860135fe\n\n |
| I see the Freakshow is showing up to the Annual bad-taste Circus acts vs drugged out Carnies fistfight. |
| No fucking way. I would *maybe* watch it if it were 30 seconds but even then youtube makes you watch a fucking ad unless you're on desktop and have an ad blocker. |
| Yes of course there is industrial revolution but it is happening in China. The US can't even produce electric vehicles. Get out of here. |
| No IPO yet |
| You shut your mouth😤. Lord, please forgive this regard, he doesn’t know what he’s saying🙏 |
| Part of me feels this will pump forever (so far) like Tesla. But Musk companies are a bubble essentially. It can’t logically keep going up forever. It makes you think of all the shenanigans done by Musk at Tesla will come to roost at Space X. All his companies are linked in some way. All he sells is vaporware. Holding a base of a company that might make a run like Tesla is enticing at face value. |
| Look at CRBS |
| Just as I predicted LMAO🤌 |
| Yeah it doesn't make sense, and it's precisely why it's gonna happen |
| the amount of times they have an announced peace is close or we have a ceasefire just to bomb Iran shortly after is wild. |
| Playing both sides… |
| Not 100% sure maybe like 800k. Tecl is down 24% from what I sold. So it would need to go down a little more to cover taxes. Buying the dip last year worked great. Selling is questionable because now naturally I won't have 100% of my money to ride back up. But I just really wanted to exit the leveraged stocks. I am eying up another investment property that I might transfer to in order to use depreciation to cut down on my capital gains %. Back down to 15%\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/lgdgkn3ubp5h1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6cd55e82f5e931ddc9512d64315d94e2bac32631 |
| It won’t be stale data cause they’ll have the tools to request data from IBKR\n\nWhat tickers it might think are worth looking at first might be based on outdated info though |
| I heard is was only two more weeks away |
| 60k in a week?! Damn, WTF were you doing? 0DTEs then switching off your phone and going to bed? |
| And bitcoin is going to a million! |
| It kind of feels like The Death of Superman. They promoted the shit out of it to get speculators all wet, then printed like a billion copies in all these variants, and I bet now you can find a copy in the dollar bin in any comic shop. |
| # with stocks down have ya men considered blowjobs to keep up with the cost of living \n\nI mean dame mayne |
| LMAO🤌 |
| When cerebras was having ipo lots of people didnt knew, there were not a lot of influencers pushing it. When even the common people who dont watch the markets closely starts talking about the sweetest candy thats is going to get released, you know its bad. It doesn't even take a lots of analysis or financial engineering to see that this is clearly done to for VCs to cash out. Even their S1 filing looks like marketing material filled with buzz words like to attract customers. We will surely see a good amount of pump from because of lower float the get go but purely on the fundamentals the valuation dont make sense and sure space bulls has to say otherwise.\n\nI feel bad about the poor etfs who are forced to buy SpaceX. |
| Asked for a review of my portfolio and due to the shit api they have it only had conids and not instrument names. It then proceeded to list 0 positions and mixed prices across rows in the table :/ |
| Having friends in adulthood is tough. And not a phone in sight. We should all strive for this. |
| Man I was waiting for FIG to drop so I can load up on calls but the drop never came. Ended up getting CRWV instead |
| Every card game (except yugioh afaik) is experiencing a surge in prices for some sought after cards. The problem is, a lot of that demand is just speculators trying to take advantage of actual collectors or the people who are giving these cards value in the first place, the players.\n\nits an artificial period of inflation. There are so many speculators buying off new products to resell that demand is skewed to unreasonable levels (MTG recently did a limited artist collab drop, sold out in minutes, then upsold on ebay and other sites for more than double the original price). Pokemon absolutely has staying power as a collectable, but the current prices will not hold except for the oldest and rarest stuff. |
| The expert might be regarded |
| Thanks. I’m staying out and don’t care. |
| “You serious, Clark?” |
| LMAO🤌 |
| Hey, you could be micro strategy sitting on all that coin\n\nhttps://www.reddit.com/r/plasma/s/4lWa1qby1K |
| Look deep in eye. Firm handshake. |
| u gon get swole |
| kleptocurrency |
| That’s not necessarily true, robinhood for example discourages you selling before a certain amount of time but you absolutely can anyway. Not sure how other brokerages work with ipo’s. |
| #Most of you hear "woosh" after my comments because they go way over your little heads LMAO🤌 |
| Because no one on reddit is falling for it and they are the biggest regards there is |
| Well maybe not 0 but probably like $50. |
| What moving to Hammond does to a man. |
| Also if you're going to do it, apparently 2x is the mathematical sweet spot, but dyor |
| Seeing every redditor convinced it’s going to tank has me now buying pre ipo |
| The FOMO in this has me wanting to put a bid for $1 that will never be filled |
| Investment professionals don't beat SP500. Why would you trust them? Maybe I'd trust some VCs like Altimeter Capital but not a general investment professional. |
| So you're super long tech/large caps. What's your logic/how are you allocating these percentages? |
| $0T.\n\nFixed it for ya! |
| I have so many questions |
| Just as I predicted LMAO🤌 |
| Why is the sign in Ukrainian then? |
| Whats the music? |
| Do you have any experience with fries and bags? |
| I heard Elon is building a Time Machine coming out next year so definitely 50 trillions |
| Why 5T? Why not 7T or 10T? |
| They arent dumb - they are just short sighted, dont care about anyone but their own bank account, and dont give a shit if their company fails bc golden parachute for me but not for any of thee |
| 65% port in SaaS, waiting for Monday crash to deploy the remaining. Looking for a 20-30% bounce off the bottom. Stocks only. |
| You’re thinking of the lockout for certain index funds being forced to buy the stock if its market cap is so large. Now they will be forced to buy after only 15 days. The opposite of selling really. It’s why so many people think it may actually squeeze at the beginning. |
| Fucking loser. Its going to ₽15T |
| That cheap fridge is mass produced with common parts with the kinks worked out, using a simpler and cheaper design. The expensive fridge has more expensive parts made just for that fridge and its gimmicks. Those have less economies of scale so more expensive, and less chance for engineers to review common failures and fix them in revivals. \n\nPlus in the expensive fridge you need to pay for more r&d. It’s expensive to figure out how to engineer the parts to last just past the warranty so that you have to buy a new one. |
| wild timeline when 🥭 is cribbing ideas from bernie |
| Yeah, but you still need to know obvious stuff like not taking insurance and doubling 11 to not bleed like 5% RTP per hand, that is stuff dealer can maybe advice you. But then there are trickier stuff like when to hit soft 17s, not to stand at 15-16 (except very, very rarely) vs 7+, splitting where often the dealers just don't actually know the right answer. |
| Peak peak |
| That's more of a burn than you know... |
| I can't believe people even want to buy into the SPACEX IPO. Just to triple your money it would need to have a market cap larger than NVDA. |
| So if I invest 10k it will be 25k 8 hours later?\n\nI‘m in.\n\n/s |
| Looks pretty not stressed to me |
| I bet you know someone with a similar Pokémon room right now...we all probably do. |
| yes be prepared to get rejected a lot |
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| OP, don't listen to him, all in on LIGMA calls |
| The company's are just cuckolds |
| ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh |
| 600c |
| Why MSFT, META and NFLX dog shit? |
| Who Elon? |
| 22.8% after yesterday. + $106k in the last 12 months |
| I thought Google’s move was 80B? 10B from \nBH. |
| 🖕🏻 |
| You mean peak delusion |
| Totally I’m deep red… it’s not like those puts made me more gains then the entire 9 week run… that definitely didn’t happen. Buy the dip and buy calls yall it’s impossible for us to dip further… oh and do it on margin- that’s how you really win👍🏽 |
| Most subs ban MF articles |
| It's clearly fake. The original thesis was written by Napoleon Dynamite |
| Gas is already moving down across the nation. Cooling is all but guaranteed. \n\nHence calls |
| Dump the VOO into whatever ticker you think will pump the most \n\n\n |
| I'll go and open Hormuz myself |
| > Any engineer now can get + 500% productivity, and this means more work done faster and cheaper.\n\nYes, but how much of that is because the Token costs are subsidized? Can't really say it's cheaper when [companies are spending their annual budget for it in 4 months.](https://www.forbes.com/sites/janakirammsv/2026/05/17/uber-burns-its-2026-ai-budget-in-four-months-on-claude-code/) |
| You think it will pop to $150 for about an hour? That’s all I need. |
| Micron MRVL will both definitely run further, this was a healthy pullback (not for my portfolio obviously) but you are right eventually all good things must come to an end. But I do see mu blitzing past 1300+, the excuse everyone gives is oh this run isn’t sustainable but yet time has showed us over and over again it happens, look at nvda 2024-25, amd this year. |
| You port is basically 85% QQQ, 15% VOO.\n\nGreat if the AI bulls continues.. sucks if we have like Friday type of crashes. |
| You should just get down to your knees and open their zips |
| True everyone knows about it. But there are a lot of people that missed out on it completely, or sold too early, or still think it's cyclical etc wants to get in on dips.\n\nUntil something changes to their supply/demand, I will still hold it. |
| #I'm back LMAO🤌 |
| Puts or calls? |
| -2%, too heavy in Microsoft and meta that wrecked the performance for me. |
| +66%. Ai into biotech at the start of the year doing me well! Still have some Google, though |
| There's so many kinds. What kind would you choose? |
| Gains compound tax free until you sell and pay taxes. You never get it back.\n\nDoing that is a loss compared to not selling. \n\nOpening a short position to hedge and neutralize impact would be smarter\n\nSource: I'm poor and have no experience |
| Thanks for the fuck shack\n\n- Dirty Mike & the boys |
| Fool suddenly seems appropriate |
| Or you could have bought just 2 weeks ago and have had it cheaper |
| Kinda badass with the music. |
| My port cold soar to 1 trillion, according to my expert accountant Abdul Khalidamastan from Uganda.\n\nJust need to scrape enough together to get him his flight tickets and I’ll be all set. \n\nI trust him as much as I trust fool.com |
| The dip dipped, on friday. Monday we’ll recover most losses. |
| Bo-Katan |
| Hey guys so I need some advice. I'm unemployed and want to find a job so should I just walk into restaurants and then ask for manager and then tell them I want a job? Honestly just want to make anything and save up so I can buy some stocks after losing most of the port with options |
| Lolololil |
| ..."but muh oiL cRiSiS!" - lol - grow up, ber... |
| No. No it won’t. |
| Motley Fool - give us money and we publish any hype you request. |
| Nice |
| Fidelity out here like “no no bro you *want* this illiquid bag, trust us.” \n\nEvery time I see that SpaceX IPO hype all I can picture is a thousand suits passing the same hot potato to retail at the top. |
| Crime |
| 100% it was actually Tenev that wrote the article, he has a lot to gain from this. |
| Wish I had lost that amount yesterday 😭😭😭 |
| https://preview.redd.it/ab6fbd2zap5h1.png?width=815&format=png&auto=webp&s=ce113121266ee1edd891028a78a7fce591d24124 |
| Is it me or was yesterday an insanely great opportunity to load up . I was all cash and went ham . I hope I’m right |
| I agree on all points. Problem is, I agreed on the same points for PLTR, and it did crash to one half of its IPO price only to now trade at 15 times the IPO price. Trying to make any sense of deep state affiliated stocks is a fools errand. |
| https://preview.redd.it/oy4b7e5yap5h1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ce06e17b4bcf642b8ce931eae40679c156103cd3 |
| Wtf are they doin |
| Sure 🤡 |
| Enron musk |
| We've had first evisceration, but what about second evisceration? |
| Ha! There might be some truth to that. |
| What would you guys do if it ended-5% Monday? |
| The sum total of IQ in that video is still double digits. |
| Still trying to shoulder shrug .001 your moms body weight |
| Nice |
| im just old thats all....working on the street i went through the dot com and 2007-8 disasters ,so a 1ish % decline in the dow and a 2ish% in the s&p does not come close to being defined as a huge pullback....especially after the huge run up in some names where their valuations are strectched ro say the least...if u think these names like micron ans mrvl and so on that have run like this are gonna stay at these levels, you are mistaken...sentiment changes quick |
| Haha didn't think it can make good tatoo |
| Banks love you bro and have your best interests at heart. Especially commercial investment banks. |
| Never sell. Stocks only go up |
| yeah me too - except it was NVDA calls |
| Me too. But everyone with a semi functional brain will be looking at them so I don't have much hope |
| The longer this goes better it is |
| Hock Tan ❌\n\nHawk Tuah ✅\n\n |
| 200% gonna remember the name |
| It duped further xD. I guess he bough puts xD |
| The bump up un april 25 was 100k new money put into tecl and 100k new money put into spxl |
| Big if true, more news after the break |
| I'm predicting it'll go to 10T, and I'm an expert alcoholic gambler so you know you can trust me |
| Market gives and Market takes... |
| 10k for nosebleeds seats to watch the Knicks at MSG for Game 3 |
| This is making alot of sense to me. If I had any money left after last week I'd totally buy in. |
| Bruh you really scared of a red day? |
| Apparently the old guy passed away , Rip Sweet prince. |
| Not a chance. Banbet it |
| Don't hate the player, hate the game. |
| and i can soar to ur moms house & fck ur grandma |
| Bro...I'd seriously buy them🤣🤣🤣 |
| Don't listen to this idiot. It's going to $10T. |
| And then those same people have the fucking gall to bitch and moan about how even the most basic government regulations and the smallest of tax increases on the ultra wealthy will destroy the US economy. |
| It’s the American spin off it’s not As good |
| Easier than shrugging off my lifetime losses ig 😭 |
| This must be the end |
| Same story. I thought I had good valuation techniques. Turns out, I was probably just lucky. |
| Reported for harassment |
| Legally Blonde bitch “what, like it’s hard?” dot gif. |
| Finally, I can see the floor now. Your soul can rest now. |
| I did this\n\nHock Tan |
| That's good way of understanding! |
| For once glad no casino |
| Would be a god candle we can't even imagine |
| All IPOs have a "pop", and I suspect this one will def. clean out the life savings of many retail investors. |
| No, markets closed |
| Op, is that an Iron Condor? In reference to having an iron cock? |
| I've rated it. I just won't tell you. |
| I’m the most regarded here. Monday June 1, I sold long held stock with massive gains hit, put it all in high beta semis and leveraged semi ETF’s (MUU and SOXL) going into AVGO earnings. Held through the week expecting rebound. Lost 21% total plus the cost of gains tax. So maybe 30% total. I had it coming… |
| You wanna smell it? |
| Yup Shrek dildo time |
| I just tried but it won't let me buy for some reason |
| I lost 30k in the last 4 days, nice |
| I want to see the puts premiums |
| I knew I should've sold |
| In the bodybuilding world, people always claim natty, even when it’s obvious they’re roided.\n\nIn a similar way, people here actually get rich off buying shares, but you believe they did it through 0dte options. |
| Never trust coworkers. Even when they seem chill and act like your friend, they aren’t. Fkn asshole |
| It’s not that simple with this particular ipo |
| Lowkey I’m buying the dip on Monday🤫🫣 |
| I was planning to buy, but the motley fool just killed that desire. |
| Master race: Bear brotherhood |
| I stopped believing that line the second I saw a manager laugh and throw out a resume because they said they wanted a dollar above minimum wage. |
| Elon is not a fan of shorters or even short people in general, so no! |
| Honestly, it isn't even something they should be joking about. |
| You think or you hope? |
| I’m good bro |
| I think the Fool is mostly trash. But when I read the article today about SpaceX I believe they are actually warning retail with the stone cold hard truth. \n\nBanks inviting (begging) wealthy retail investors to a SpaceX virtual event. I mean cmon when are banks wanting to ever help fucking retail. More like help FUCK retail. lol |
| full port SPCX on Friday |
| Competition is tough. They be handing out freebies these days just to have a leg up. Keep the chin up, take it on the chin, and keep plowing along. It's rough waters out here behind the dumpsters |
| He needs or tries to prove himself that he is also just a human being doing his best .. because his inner self knows that what he is actually doing is evil. See, not hard to analyse this behavior, right? |
| You wish,round eye |
| We bare bears |
| You should be able to shoulder shrug 3X your body weight. Get back to me. |
| its just a couple years median income gone in a day. nbd |
| Gross |
| swiss francs? get out of here, dirty swiss banker |
| Sounds like Friday was rough for you unless you bought before close |
| Watch them cook CPI report so bad after this it comes in negative wednesday (copium) |
| A true source of wisdom 💀 |
| AVGO leaps NOW |
| I wouldnt bet against Elon fanboys. These morons could literally push the stock to the moon before it crashes down years later. |
| Yeah... but I have a hard time buying the IPO valuation. It feels like reaching for the stars... |
| Top fact: Multi millionaires don't eat poison fast food. Thats a serfs cuisine.\n\nI haven't eaten fast food in over 3 years. |
| Wouldn't call that prediction an expert opinion |
| You're welcome bud, always here for ya |
| Oh lawd the EBITDA grift\n\n> Our startups financial are terrible so we invented a fairytale framework to claim they're good |
| I didn’t think we’d be seeing multi trillion dollar companies dilluting. So fucked up. |
| Should it even really have a number. We should just say all the money. After all, he will make quadrillions from giving remote africans mid-speed wifi! |
| If you love losing money 🤑, buy this when it IPOS |
| No I don't want to |
| Ya bro 28 trillion addressable market \n\nSpacex can make more than entire country GDPs\n\n/s |
| I keep hearing people getting rich off semis, I finally got a semi from Volvo, how do I get rich? |
| Rate my port \n\nVOO 15.63%, QQQM 9.38%, INTC 12.50%, NVDA 9.38%, QCOM 6.25%, AVGO 7.81%, NOW 10.94%, MSFT 14.06%, ORCL 6.25%, MRVL 7.81%\n\n\n:) |
| Please bro just hold this bag bro I swear to god it’s going to $5T just trust me bro |
| 1-1.25T |
| it could also go to 0... |
| if your gain porn is puts on anything except $MSTR you can get literally fucked |
| I don't think anyone is underestimating them. Like someone said, they're the family in hills have eyes in real life. |
| I mean it in a dickish way. The entire monetization is geared to targeting children and working class people with gambling psychology. And promoting it is kind of gross. |
| Genuinely might be the prick that finally pops this bubble. |
| bears sounds like they just woke up from a super long nap |
| 😂😂 a retard is gatekeeping his parasocial relationship with a hoe from OF and is telling me I'm a clown. The degenerate levels on this sub never cease to amaze me. |
| > "Hi, we're having a fundraiser for children in--"\n\n>Kars 4 Kids\n\nFuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuug! |
| With the rules changes retail is literally going to be the exit liquidity for the early investors. Its gonna look just like coins ipo imo. Wouldn't touch it for atleat 6mo-yr. |
| There are many options for rtos and QNX isn’t even universally the best option. Sure as fuck is the most expensive though. |
| nice try bogdanov. |
| The market place of ideas without laws would just be tech bros hiring armies of trenned out meth heads to kidnap any opposition and fuck them in the ass. \n\n\nThat’s the ultimate expression of a free marketplace with no laws: ass fucking your opposition to death. |
| We are very inclusive around here involving race, ethnicity, gender, sexual orientation, mental and social shortcomings, but asking people to be Italian is a bridge too far! |
| no |
| I'm thinking long term. The opportunity to get in on the ground floor of a major new industry doesn't come around very often. I'll probably never sell the 100 shares of the IPO aim trying to get. Hopefully, my kids reap the reward when they're mining asteroids. |
| Can't tell if they are shadow boxing, or if this is the start of the zombie appocolypse. |
| We have reached peak desperation |
| "Hi, we're having a fundraiser for children in--"\n\n✋ Let me stop you right there fam\n\n*pulls up the charts from yesterday*\n\nAlright? |
| >McDonald’s prices have increased around 100% over the last decade, while inflation was around 30% for the same period.\n\nSource: trust me bro\n\nIf you look at actual numbers: Big Mac price increased from $4,50 to $6,12 (+36%) while median weekly wages increased from \~$860 to $1,233 from 2017 to 2026 (+43%).\n\nSo, wages increased faster than Mc Donalds prices (at least the Big Mac). \n\nBut what are facts if you have feelings, right?\n\nSource [Big Mac Price](https://statbase.org/data/usa-bigmac-price/)\n\nSource [Wages](https://www.bls.gov/news.release/wkyeng.t01.htm) |
| Naw, it would do even better because Al being a misogynistic prick was why he was always such a loser. You missed the joke. |
| Fair valuation should be in the 100 Trillion range.\n\n\n\n-Mlon Eusk |
| Lol so you are selling on 16th? |
| Have you ever caught a knife that was falling? |
| After some research, I think the biggest reason for sell off starting 11am Friday was SpaceX. Check this out and let me know ow what you think https://youtu.be/X3Tm8-O6Qq0?si=eZzI2hYu4NheAivt |
| I can do a weighted pull with 2/3 of my Bo’s weight but I’m not ready to hold these bags on Monday 😢 |
| They better hope it aint a colorado winter, because they'll be frozen by monday 💀 |
| Literally majority of retail ipos after 12mos were down 40-55% so be ready to lose at least half if not more or don’t buy at all |
| 🫵🏻🤡 |
| McDoyle Rulez! |
| Yeah true maybe not a good idea in this climate lmfaooooooooooooo!!!!!!! |
| What’s even is the point then lol |
| Russian "Special" forces you can tell by the addias pants |
| Fidelity said I can sell in 15 days. Signed up for 400 shares. |
| Ok |
| Yeah that jobs report probably took rate cuts off the table for a while, think that's what had a lot to do with market being down Friday |
| If they're changing a bunch of rules for the SpaceX IPO, will I at least be able to short it before the normal IPO lock-up period? |
| Exactly |
| Let me have 20 bucks. |
| Thanks |
| In my opinion betting on the pump and dump is worse than betting on the come; but, I’m not a bear. |
| Reported for harassment |
| It’s fucking crazy that this is just a normal thing now. What’re we? China? |
| Dang, these comments make me think I need to at least double my thousand shares. I’m salivating from the negativity |
| Lmao there's gonna be lots of seething if Spcx goes up 100% on Friday to get to 4T valuation 😂😂😂 |
| \> any eventual success\n\n?\n\nIt’s a bailout bro |
| He wants you to think he's just like you, working class man drinking a working class beer while sitting on the floor after ahard days work.\n\nIt's just that he came from a wealthy family, got a good education and is worth 200 billion dollars. |
| They seem like the group of guys you underestimate but will jump you and beat the shit out of you |
| Okay bro, you win this one. I just hope for your sake you're not spending too much money on epussy. You know that shit is free right. |
| You belong here fucktard |
| Unless your willing to camp out next to the dumpster and wait for them to be thrown out your gonna be holding a empty bag. |
| They are Bushwackers long lost cousins. |
| There's a 🅱️eekend 🅱️ospi? FR? |
| 0 |
| Mine is about 28% +15% in dividends with absolutely zero tech/Ai stocks the past 2 years. Yes I missed out, but Im a old man and only accumulate reits/health care stocks for getting a steady check when im no longer working. |
| Ukraine |
| QQQ - Give me my money back. Give me my fickign money back (Big short movie quote)\n\n\n |
| nope. ATH by thursday. |
| I tried to close the popup for SpaceX IPO in fidelity the other day and it literally popped up 4 more times before finally going away. The other 3 notifications went away first tap. \n\nThis big club of constantly colluding shitcunt billionaires is exhausting. |
| is buying KORU good idea |
| It had to do with the amount they are trying to raise |
| Immaculate. I needed this today lmfao |
| So…buy calls? |
| Can you send me the name of the etf please |
| Airtight argument backed by logic and math! |
| *reguarded (like colour) |
| There is a staggered lock up period that is shorter than the normal six months. Some employees and longer term investors do not have any lock up for this one. |
| **Ban Bet Created:** **/u/Unlucky-Design-6564** bet **MU** goes from **857.38** to **1000.0** before **20-Jun-2026 01:45 PM EDT**\n\nTheir record is 1 wins and 1 losses.\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) | [Post Verified Trades](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1pp3o5t/verified_trader/) |
| !banbet MU 1000 2w |
| I used to own a boat and now I am a bartender |
| They'll be back in their cave in a few days |
| https://preview.redd.it/tcahb1g79p5h1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=caf841303c06bd027012464bfd867225b26f130e |
| Exactly.. even VTI will allow inclusion after 5 trading days if they meet certain requirements, it'll tank some ETF's initially if inclusion happens |
| How I imagine this will ultimately end up:\n\nYou're absolutely right! The goal of investing is to increase the amount of money in your account whereas I've accidentally reduced your portfolio by 87%! Thats my mistake! How about you deposit more money and we can work out a new higher risk strategy? The fundamentals of Enron are rock solid and this company is only set to grow year over year! |
| What do you mean? P/E ratios in the mid triple digits are normal if you are expecting BIG things from companies that have never made a profit, right! |
| Giga pump incoming\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/dexlnsf69p5h1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8e0b76bda02cd964b82ed2d9ce149597b22417a7 |
| Kopsi on track for -10% on Monday |
| surely you jest.......... |
| They all don't know how to sell, and have ports in the millions |
| It's not "lmao" it's "LMAO🤌" LMAO🤌 |
| Is this Basic Training in the Russian military? |
| My last social interaction was in 2017 |
| I LOVE farting |
| SPCX is $500 billion company at best (20X sales on par with NVDA) \n\nYour $135 "lifetime opportunity" is heading to $40 |
| Pullback this strong in a bull market? Are we gonna act like 2.5% for the big3 isn’t a large enough pullback? Basically trillions wiped away in a single day lol. Ontop of that most people here aren’t even touching ETFs and are in companies that had 10-20% pullbacks between Wednesday to Friday |
| I do not wanna hear this |
| Then who tf is slapping me |
| What is a reasonable valuation for you? |
| !remind me 5 days |
| How did you get this video of me and tbe boiz |
| Nobody in my real life circles thinks this is a good idea except that one unemployed weirdo who thinks BTC will unseat the global reserve currencies |
| ''pullback this large''....tard strength strong in u kid |
| I think some news drops this weekend and tech rebounds a little monday morning, i want to get out of the nvda calls i got on friday |
| Damn trailer Park boys are looking old. |
| i’m getting cooked on it |
| because other companies don't seem to be able to bend the rules |
| how dare you make fun of my beautiful Russian babies |
| Almost sure that this just runs some technical analysis for u |
| Zoom out over the last few decades and it’s plain to see. |
| https://preview.redd.it/h26gqhwr8p5h1.png?width=1005&format=png&auto=webp&s=f8c2c351c996549e75ed6dd7cc8ce986c83ee7f5\n\n |
| > I have the opportunity to buy into SPCX at the IPO price. \n\nSo lucky, free money! \n\n> But the catch is that I can't sell it for 90 days. \n\nOkay, maybe not so free after all. I myself wouldn't hold this hot potato for 90days... |
| Definitely a scam of some sort. No “regular” folks going to the moon here. \n\nSince Elon is an egotistical maniac and lots of benchmarks to hit to become the 1st trillionaire, very good chance at this being successful. |
| 50/50, it either happens or it doesnt |
| All you guys must be super rich as you all know how the IPO is going to turn out. I wish I had that confidence |
| Bought 50k yesterday |
| 100 |
| The Hills Have Eyes 3 is coming out? |
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| CPI is wed… man this subreddit is retRded |
| 47.94% |
| You live in the attic? Lucky… |
| I full ported calls. So flat is the answer. |
| holy shit i am fucking dead. i didnt expect to read anything that good on the internet today |
| With the app you can get a $5 meal of a McChicken, small fries, 4 nuggets, and small/medium drink- then extra free McChicken (with points) or free fries (depending on location). Mcdouble version is $6. |
| How’d that work out for the Avgo folks\n\nAnd oral king is leveraged to the tits |
| They're bragging. |
| Soon you might be able to share some fent with him behind the Wendys |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/PapayaBig430 made a bet that LULU would go to 150.0 within **4 days** when it was 127.324 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 4 wins and 4 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) | [Post Verified Trades](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1pp3o5t/verified_trader/) |
| Fuck you too |
| Ahem |
| its very easy.... |
| The most important factor is the last one, if Reddit is bearish it’s guaranteed to be amazing. Basically 100% success rate and you can backtest. |
| Mcdeeeeez |
| Ahahahaha. Projecting. I shat on you. Stay down, son. I've been doing this since before you started jerking off.\n\nEveryone cares about cost exect business idiots. |
| No |
| Leaps 👀 |
| keep coping next week when we hit ATH. |
| We're selling to willing buyers LMAO 🤌 |
| World at war voice game narration was S tier |
| **WSB INVESTMENT MANUAL**\n\n👎 --> 🤮Risk management🤮 👍 -->🌟**OVER LEVERAGED TO THE TITS**🌟 |
| isn't Elon rigging that to shorten the lock up period to like 15 days. I swear I read that around here somewhere? |
| They are colluding in the sense that it is their job to promote Spacex as the lead underwriters for the spacex ipo lmao |
| Wall Street wants cuts and not rate increases. Do you remember the meeting notes that tanked the market in 2022. More jobs equal no cuts and Fed already talking about raising this year |
| I gamble on NVDA earnings. Only missed once when it went up and stayed up. Oracle and other scam companies aren't worth the trouble |
| I’m legit begging you please do not gamble all that money on the stock market. I’ve seen legit 100s of stories people making it like this getting overconfident then lose it all. I hope you enjoy the money and be smart my man |
| u aint never lie.. |
| Yes and the Nasdaq lost 1.7T market cap, probably partly before the IPO |
| If you think every woman on the internet has an OF, your portfolio isn't the only thing in critical condition. Try to go outside, it's free |
| Your comment gives me midwit fatigue |
| Stop loss is cheaper than therapy \n\n\nI gotta get that tattooed somewhere visible to me |
| New? Also, problem? |
| Up 60% after |
| Did you know a strong sign of autism is the inability to detect sarcasm? |
| Bullish |
| not all of us...... |
| Gym just sucks. Loud, too many people, and you just do too much damage to your body inevitably. |
| Tesla is still pumping, no dumping. - upset onlyfans patron. |
| 9.67 |
| It depends on your time frame. Yes, holding leveraged ETFs ofer time can payoff, but you need to be able to handle extreme volatility and drawdowns of 90% or more. Not for the faint of heart |
| omg this place is fucking regarded |
| Whatever is in the account |
| Sell after 179 days |
| The Gay of Hormuz |
| When your comfortable being rich and working hard to ruin the world and whine so many people hate AI. It's a tough business. |
| Show your puts |
| what are the chances we open green monday? |
| \-70% 🙁 |
| More likely Tuesday after CPI.. monday will be flat |
| Honestly this was a pretty serious market shock that may continue for a bit. |
| im gonna put email on the phone |
| Dram low key on sale. Might buy $5k on Monday |
| Someone should make a bot auto responding to any bitcoin queries saying " Refinance where Michael?" |
| True story, I entered my main positions in October 2022 on the basis of a newspaper pundit saying \n\n"You won’t care too much if you got in at 3,300 or 3,500 once the US benchmark (sp500) is back above 4,000 again. You will care if you are still waiting in vain for a better entry point."\n\nTurns out he was right. You just need time, not leverage |
| Just wait for it to drop 90% first, then buy and hold. |
| They’re not, they are bragging. |
| I have no doubt it will literally 2x in the first day, low float + low allotment + idiot retail fomoing in. \n\nI also have no doubt this will crater at the first sign of recession. \n\nThe play here is join in on IPO, sell the first day and walk away... GL to whoever gets allotment and has enough balls to play this hot potato game.\n\n |
| He’ll just decant a new sleeve. |
| There’s not rule saying he’s cannot be a genius and grifter at the same time. |
| I hope you lose money for just ten minutes at open which will allow me to buy puts. |
| Listen ,\n\nWhy dont you send me 1K.\nIn return ill give you 100 back after few weeks. \n\nIf this dont sound like a good deal then I dont know what to tell you. \n\nHowever if it dose sound like a good deal then I also want to talk to your about bridge I want to to sell you. |
| https://preview.redd.it/9zf6n0kq7p5h1.jpeg?width=894&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3dd356b93c0fbb4d96012b6ca3b4ec06fa736db6 |
| What? Are you having a stroke?\n\nBy the way, you don't need a non-restricted model to use it millitarily |
| I mean, they've been fleecing consumers for decades, and what do they expect when prices go up and nobody spends money? I don't have an MBA, but even I can figure that out. |
| So, I'll add this: put a limit order in at or just above the IPO price for however many shares you want.\n\n\nIf it hits then great. If it doesn't then don't chase it. \n\n\nWait 6 months for the reality to set in and you can pro ably get a bargain. |
| My ass dude, a job report tanked the market -3%, next week is a bloodbath |
| Is memory still worth it? Everyone and their mother and their dog knows about MU at this point. I think the bull run is over. |
| S&P 500 is going to become AI 500 at this rate. |
| Many such cases |
| I pretty much timed the top for space stocks. Now I am telling you Monday will be a continuation of blood bath |
| Ah good. Now we the public get a priority opinion on how the company should run. It's like we're already communist |
| How do you select a custom start and end time on Robinhood, could never figure that out |
| The Great May AI reruns gone. If you had FOMO now’s your chance |
| No green Monday, either down more or reconsolidate |
| It’s not for the simple reason that it’s 3 companies in 1 and 2 of them drag the third down |
| You're a sick fuck |
| I've been screwed on buying calls and puts on same stock but somehow you made money. |
| Just like Costco’s? |
| I didn’t even realize that was ai |
| Reddit is way tooo bearish . You know what that means |
| I’m at the “Yea!! my short positions finally had a good day. Now, if we can have two more days like that, I’ll be back to break even” stage. |
| Nvidia but Google seems like a dark horse |
| I did it one other time with chime I got a warning and a temp ban. If I do it this time I'm pretty sure I'll get the three plus month ban 😂 but it's fine. |
| Wealthsimple now shows you a "Wealth Rank" of how much money you have compared to people in your age group. Turns out we all poor. |
| What’s ur fee? |
| People cried, then begged god, then started coping, then came up with reasons why "really this is a good thing"! |
| Well this is whats called draining the well dry. Because the CEO pays himself and the investors more than the business can sustainably maintain, the business will fail.\n\nGreed is a powerful ally. |
| Sharing a blunt with michael saylor does sound like an amazing evening. |
| 🥭- "With a great Jobs Report, like just announced, stocks should go up, not down. That’s the way it was for 200 years..." THANK YOU🥭 FOR GIVING US SOME HISTORICAL LESSONS LMAO |
| I remember when Tesla was going to the moon I kept thinking, wow, these morons keep buying this company that hardly does anything. It just sells car?\n\nYet somehow it just kept going up despite all the fundamentals I thought I knew. |
| Someone’s gotta pay for the roads to drive that lambo on and we both know my -90% ytd won’t fund it! |
| You still have 3 quarters of a million. Just invest safely! |
| I mean for my sake, I hope so? |
| yeah i loaded up friday too. like 20k on margin... |
| Very regarded |
| See you tomorrow ? |
| claude is being used by Palantir. You believe all the theater. |
| For sure. It’s a risk either way. GL. |
| https://preview.redd.it/0fwdfxja7p5h1.jpeg?width=603&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b866f2005751e13262bf4c4d20b1e8705f556419\n\n |
| Everybody stop so we can use our internal models, fuck them! |
| You have to exercise your heart to failure get the best gains! ^^^DON'T ^^^DO ^^^THIS!!!! |
| rate cut annoucement next week, trump admin to invest in AI comapnies. ATH next week. |
| Rivian shot up to 200 and then shit the bed. Been resting at 15 or below for years.\n\n\n\n\nRivian IPOd at 75, iirc. If you could get it at or near the IPO price and ride that hype you can be one of the dumpers.\n\n\nJust don't iron hand SpaceX. It is going to be years or decades until it can justify its IPO price. The kind of money it will require will swallow up governments. \n\n\nAt 1.5 trillion $ valuation and a 10 PE it will require 15 trillion in earnings over 10 years to justify that PE.\n\n\nWe are freaking out over the 800 billion dollar build out of data centers and now we are going to pump trillions into SpaceX?\n\n\nAnd who is going to put that kind of money into SpaceX? \n\n\nChina? Unlikely and I doubt the US would allow the tech transfer.\n\n\nEurope? They can barely afford to help Ukraine fight Russia. Germany is deindustrializing while also militarizing. \n\n\nThat leaves the US and Japan and South Korea. All countries that are at sub population replacement levels. Who are they thinking of the future for?\n\n\nMy small ape brain can't comprehend such greed. But I'll hand it to Elon he does think big dreams. \n\n\n\n |
| Didnt realise shes a mod here already |
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| Get in get in get in...\n\nNO NO NO NO STAY OUT STAY OUT STAY OUT ! |
| I read that s&p denied them early inclusion, is that correct? |
| Its going to be peak hilarity when people go ballz deep at IPO and it massively tanks right away. \n\nThe big boys are about to wipe a generations money out. |
| Ahahahaha. Someone is a angry. Typcal subhuman behavior. DK as fuck, he barely understands basic shit.\n\nGPT 4o has 90% of quality was like 25% of the price on enterprise accounts. What's the ROI difference on a typical task, dumbass? ROI matters.\n\nAnthropic can train something that cleans out SWE Bench (it won't), but if it costs 100$ per inference, and DeepSeek can do very well at 10$ who gives a fuck? I'm just gonna call 5 DeepSeek agents that collaborate. \n\nAI race is about ROI. Only dumb bugers like you who think they will reach AGI think it's about quality. |
| There’s already a media campaign going about data centres, that the centres will use more fresh water than humans need for 1 year, get ready for the new protests for the purple hair folk |
| You are blinded by the AI slop you can’t see the Industrial Revolution happening before your eyes. Companies want to employ AI because they can improve productivity and efficiency. Solely on a Robotics standing this shit is just getting started. Read a balance sheet these companies are making and spending tons of money. AI can be used in every single industry. I follow the money but you do you I guess. |
| Lol now you are just hoping randomly |
| Run for congress |
| You should start calling it FakeX and ending every sentence with "lmao" |
| Swag boys showing out |
| You can still sell but if you do your brokerage might ban you from getting allocated shares in future ipos |
| Gotta love that Middle East oil money |
| And the one year seasoning period. Those two go hand-in-hand, though. |
| I full ported puts to revenge trade, i’m getting liquidated monday aren’t I |
| What about «none of us are actually laughing out loud when we say lol» made you believe I think all of us are laughing out loud when we say lol? lol |
| I sold those calls to you and I hope we go under C80$ so I can keep those shares.\n\nFucken selling a Jan-27 C80$ CC in March when SU is low 60s seemed like easy money, those contracts have been down as much as 1300%. |
| The insane multiples are there for a reason. The nature of the US space industry and its national defensive implications means it will effectively never be disrupted by China unlike semis software and LLMs. The existence of the US empire gives SpaceX an insurmountable geopolitical moat on top of the technological and financial one its built for itself. |
| Feels like a way to force the public into the bottom tranche of the Ponzi scheme - will pump for a bit and then they will have to find the next influx. |
| It was 96 ah trading so if Monday is red it'll go under 90 briefly \n\nI also have strong conviction in intc the run has been euphoric though |
| You just gotta be faster than enough people to make it work. Why do you think you are faster? everybody has this same idea. |
| He looks like NVidia CEO. No??? |
| Yall need to take a chill pill, im down bigly with fake SpaceX and now yall complaining about fake 10% dump |
| Im trying, ill be giving back to the community as my website grows. \n\n\nI also dont contribute to a lot of companies that actively do harm.\n\n\nI vote with everyones best intrest in mind\n\n\nI do community service, have since i was in highschool. From paint the town to homeless shelters.\n\n\nI limit driving as much as possible.\n\n\nBut if theres areas i need to improve on Ill be happy to try!\n\n\nThank you for your encourment to always doing better i hope you do the same. |
| I have multi year LEAPs and cheap contracts on both |
| The absolute copium. “We won the war guys, Iran is crippled militarily, they’re begging us for a deal, we won (again)!” The war cost something like $50b in March and used 4 years of supplies in 1 month, so much that they had to pull some from Korea. \n\nBut again retards like you eat that shit up |
| I think the fact that there was a pullback this large at the pace the market was going, good time for everyone to hop in seems like the concensus especially with 🍊 as pres |
| Im at the gym rn. Everything hurts |
| There’s a six month lock up period. |
| Europe is a lost cause. |
| Bro, you’re providing sound advice to the cashier. I got two kids in the case and just want my frosty |
| I sold half last week (sorry) |
| This seems like the amount where you could realistically borrow against your QQQ and short space x and it would STILL be cheaper than selling, due to taxes and opportunity cost as qqq continues up in the next years. |
| That announcement actually came out in early hours of Friday so unfortunately that won't be the catalyst but who knows |
| Going to start a new sub called /r/bagholdersanonymous |
| Calls Monday 😬 & im a gay bear. |
| If you lose billions you deserve it ngl |
| There are several promising companies that I think are worth investing in. I hold a few. \n\nI dunno if I’d buy a Euro-specific ETF, except maybe a defence and aero one. I do look at them from time to time…I like the idea. I always end up buying more VXUS and AVDV instead. \n |
| Cope |
| Still +26% for the moment |
| Worse for some sure. But the big boys that survive will moon even further. They aren't all gonna just go broke. Yeah, Dunkin' Donuts won't be able to say they switched to AI donuts and moon....but many of these large AI related companies will keep going. It's why I mostly stick to the big ones. They will weed out all the posers. \n\nDon't forget that Amazon once dropped from like $113 down to $6. Wouldn't you love to have some at $6? They survived, they were a big boy. |
| Spacex = junk.\n\nThey aint going to make money for the next decade or 2. I would rather buy fixed income funds than this junk. |
| Robots LMAO 🤌 |
| It’s out of his power now markets moved on and grown numb to Iran. AI and semiconductor sentiment, interest rates, yields, and inflation data is all coming to the forefront now. It didn’t matter what he did Friday eventually reality was going to set in. AI is and has always been the most important thing for equity markets for the last few years. And AVGO earnings cast doubt on that trade continuing to miraculously exceed expectations into perpetuity, which is how these market-driving companies were being priced.\n\nTrump tried to pump Friday and crashed out when it didn’t work |
| I agree, I just worry Keel might run out of money in the transition. Hive has a better balance sheet and runway. I'm holding both long. |
| Naah nah you’re the schizo I’m just a loser. |
| How do I get into fraud? This trading shit isn't working out. |
| I hope it finds a bottom around 100, but I could see it dipping under 95 \n\n\nI feel Intel is the safe bet long-term |
| Interesting. I heard they banned you for like 180 days or something. Did you have any other restriction besides this? |
| I got a case of measles at Costco. |
| I predict it will pump, it will dump, and then it will gain trillions of dollars in value over the next few years |
| At the beginning of the month I was down 32% YTD because of going almost all in on a stock that just kept dropping. Early in May I cut my losses and sold, turned on margin investing, and put my money into leveraged memory and semi ETFs among other tech plays. Port was 20% MUU. \n\nI was up 25% YTD on June 3rd and most of the profit is now gone. I was up 20k in a month and now I’m up 2k for the month. Wish I had sold |
| I can't go actually look this up, but truer words have never been generated by an AI before! |
| Why is everyone bullish all of a sudden, What did I miss? |
| Why are you guys trying to talk me out of buying space sex? You trying to be greedy and gobble up more shares or what? |
| Could’ve threw that 2 mil into ai and chip stocks and would’ve made even more. Stupid investor. Give someone that knows what they are doing your capital and will make better use of it. Stupid ignorant scum. |
| What am I supposed to assume here? Tell me logically, not because we're in an anonymous chat room |
| copium png |
| yes but there is decay over time, it’s not just free leverage |
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| Yet the market will somehow still go up |
| because at that time intention was not to flatten IRAN. but to dill supreme leader. \nAgain you are comparing it to other country when USA didn't use their full force.\n\ndo you even know how much bombs USA has apart from nuclear ones ? \nno wonder you are such dumb that you don't even know the fire power of usa. |
| It does until those down days when the "down" part is also leveraged! |
| “I’m not an Islamic revolutionary guard i just like the corps 🇮🇷🦍💎🙌🏼”\n-Deepfuckingvalue |
| im not allowed to see my niece any more.\n\nmy sister says that telling her baby that "mommy fucked your life up by not locking in a sub3% mortgage for you" is not a good thing to say to children.\n\n\ni guess the truth hurts\n |
| Mid -day, "demand is so strong we are going to release another 500b shares" |
| At this rate we might have to phone Nana. |
| Yes but look up daily reset and volatility drag |
| Isnt this what Bernie Sanders has been talking about? Taking cues from Bernie, Donald? |
| Waymo is only available in 5 cities and cannot even do things like go on freeways |
| Imagine being a bol next week with all the shit that is going to happen with inflation reports, wars, SpaceX liquidity drain lmao |
| I’m no expert on those because I lack the cajones. But I think the issue is those use derivates and other instruments that degrade over time so they’ll go down in value if the market doesn’t move much. |
| I used to be a bartender now I am a dishwasher.✍️ |
| How many contracts are open at 1 time? |
| Not everyone, just the shithole that is reddit. |
| Other than “fuck the French”, yeah, pretty much. |
| Look at P/E Ratios, will have to imagine the SpaceX one since it is a new conglomerate |
| POP!\n\nPEP and COKE are UP |
| MF contrarian indicator |