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| Eme\nPowl\nCeg\nVrt go brrrttt |
| a “fell for it again” award will be shipped to your doorstep |
| Stop gambling, and stop using money that you can't afford to lose. 🙄 |
| eat girl. hair looks bad, what has she done. |
| Okay wtf OKLO |
| Market will crash dude |
| Why did you close this? |
| Ehmmm Spanish guy here. People in the US gamble with stocks while being in debt??? |
| As someone who swing trades this is my daily goal lol Profit take everyday. |
| At 408pm, Robinhood has spy quoted at 609.75 while I was watching the 609c option chain. When I saw that and didn't see bid ask change, I snap bought. I feel I may have been conned. 2 seconds later, spy was back at 609.33 |
| Those and GUSH/DRIP took me out of the grind. I love oil. I bought my first share of gush for 23 dollars and rode that thing to 250. It was the easiest thing in the world to time for a while after the pandemic and gave me 25% some days. |
| Good luck getting black peoples to wear onon 😂 let’s face it, Nike isn’t going anywhere |
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| I have a big dick. Just wanted to announce that. |
| No i come highly regarded |
| !banbet lunr 24 1d |
| Gundam bots....that would do it. |
| Anyone buying SPY puts tomorrow |
| !remind me 24 hours |
| 🤣🤣 regarded |
| Did Nazi see this coming |
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| 5 years is more realistic. |
| put holders will be exploring my gooch with their tongue tomorrow  |
| Trade TSLA. Doesn't matter which direction. |
| How do you feel about the second one? |
| I know you are but what am I |
| $banbet TSLA 430 1 day |
| Has been so long since I saw GOOG here in the list. |
| A cybertruck cut me off on the highway today. He didn't even bother to sieg heil first. It's like I wasn't even there. How rude  |
| I'm feeling like it tanks overnight again. |
| / |
| Man I listened to some regards in this sub and sold my spy call this morning |
| Sam Altman was in a group that Trump gave 1/2 trillion dollars to yesterday, and Altman backs OKLO, so I think it will continue upwards. |
| Impulse yolo’d Tsla calls. Am I cooked?  |
| Trump crazy claims at Davos started it. \n\nI'm assuming the last 15 minutes is someone hoping BOJ holds rates. Because otherwise....no clue |
| I'm not sure you understand how people buy vehicles |
| Calls on Ford once $rump signs executive order that all nee car engines built must be v8 or Larger (that’s what she said) |
| wait for the next SPY dip and buy high delta EOY LEAPs |
| It's great when the parallel for things is 1928 |
| Yeah I feel like its maybe ‘people who are not Nazis’ 🤔 |
| Lots of boning |
| How did I go from "I'll show these bols" to "please save me BoJ"  |
| imagine buying SPY puts with earnings for every single tech company in the next two weeks \n\nwhat’s goes through a 🌈🐻s mind when he makes these decisions? |
| Anyone else see qqq glitch down to 498? |
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| The stock was up like 1000% at one point and closed up 400% on volume that was 35 times greater than normal - there is some crazy shit going on with this stock. Something aint right at all. |
| My opinion it will go back up eventually. When it goes back up to the price you are happy with sell it and invest in VTI, VOO or qqq |
| *“Don’t hold a plummeting stock for a year”*\n\nFixed |
| Today was supposed to be red too !!  |
| I’ve never had that much money. You’ll be fine. |
| Not good from my understanding. Hopefully this one actually comes to fruition for the American workers. |
| You think Apple has a bad track record? |
| Poland breaking out, up 11% ytd |
| Bricks in the basement pills in the cabinet pounds in the closet money in the attic. |
| He might push for a raise or use harsh language to make a point. \n\nHe was pretty clear when he told Trump to fuck off when he was asking for him to resign. |
| Crazy shot happened at MU |
| Some of you don’t know economics and it shows |
| Just look at what happened after  |
| i wish i had your room temp IQ op |
| Absolute wow. This is completely delusional. |
| Cool story 🤷♂️ |
| Stop acting like this is investment. It’s a gamble and the company could hit 5 million or it could hit 0. There’s no tether to actual value here |
| Obama just being a nice guy helping Jen out after her house burned down. |
| Everyone here who says don't invest in China market and only invest in U.S. stonks is a fucking past-performance chasing sheep lemming who needs to be told what sentiment they should be feeling by social media and "did line go up a lot or not?"\n\nBuying China equities while they're very artificially depressed and super unpopular is like buying U.S. stocks in early 2009 when nobody wanted them. Meanwhile, buying U.S. equities here at 2000 and 2021 levels of over-valuation - lol. |
| About $58,284,000. The math maths. |
| I’m up 90% and holding. Probably sell half if it runs up again tomorrow |
| They hike which weakens the dollar relative to the yen |
| E sports |
| Donations to wall street aren’t tax deductible fyi |
| Remind me again what happened the next year? |
| Its not called popping when it rapidly drops |
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| There’s actually quite a bit of reasonable suspicion that the messages about hiring a hitman were fabricated by some of the feds who had double crossed the US, who were then caught double crossing, so fabricated the messages to double cross Ulbritch and reduce their own charges. \n\nThe accusations were never proven or prosecuted in court and were ultimately dismissed in 2018 by a judge due to the lack of evidence. |
| It’s not just them |
| Sir, this is a Wendy’s. Do you want the 4 for $4 or not? |
| Hahaha go ahead and buy your champagne bottles cause I got puts. |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/CUbuffGuy made a bet that SPY would go to 601.0 within **1 day** when it was 606.265 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 15 wins and 18 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](http://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| I got double fucked. 609 puts...fine I'm out....then at 345 fuck you..\n\nMother fucker I just credit spread at 611!!!!\n\n\nHelp us BOJ you're my only hope. |
| “SPY -2% day tomorrow” \n\nPut my balls where your mouth is bers |
| Priced in expect a dump |
| I get good rewards |
| Nothing in the universe increases exponentially forever. I think we just happened to be born at the right time. Before computing power, resource extraction, and pollution hit physical limits almost simultaneously. |
| Nuclear secrets. |
| They make all the best photography equipment! |
| I sold my leaps, holding my shares |
| !remindme 1 day |
| Puts |
| You have the whole year and you want to YOLO it on earnings? You belong here. |
| !remindme 1 day |
| My only advice is don't play earnings. |
| How? I’ve hit Nike twice. Right after earnings on the big drop and grabbed some last week at the 52w low. I was up 60% sold some this week and got my original investment back |
| Well don’t lie yourself, you’ll be back gambling soon! 🤡 |
| I'd agree, but who takes over? He ain't gonna live forever. |
| The lesson is: stop thinking you are a super genius. Just buy VOO, QQQ, and/or VGT |
| It’s great |
| S&P cycled from a 2 month low to a record high in 8 sessions, 2nd fastest since 1928 apparently |
| I need to lose money. What’s the play❓ |
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| But then he promised to eliminate the EV mandate. |
| International up pretty big the last few days. Doesn't make up for zero gain over the last decade. |
| preach brother, llm is going to be able to lick my asshole one day and I look forward to it |
| Just throw it in VOO, free yourself |
| What happened to MU |
| Idk, I'm holding... |
| You'll open lower unless they hold or say they're done for a bit. |
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| Imagine having $570k just sitting around and not simply collecting dividends. |
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| It's my party, I can spill the stupid orange drink if I want to. |
| They juice their customers better than a ninja food processor |
| Jokes on you I was the kid that wasnt invited |
| Well to be fair he has been paying them for 50+ years |
| His loss is real. His sob story is not |
| My dick is big |
| Jews dumping their TSLA stock after that salute and pumping META |
| Honestly, not the worst thing about these cars |
| Why did you sell Nvidia will rocket past 150 if fomc lower rates it's also 3 dollars away from the strike |
| As a TSLA shareholder I feel like we could've done without the sieg heil  |
| Stupid |
| Same, I’m a little shocked that I haven’t pulled the trigger on any crypto, but whatevs |
| Nothing with the word YOLO in it pls |
| Oh, you meant PLUS 1X |
| For zero reason at all. |
| Puts on Elon! |
| Private prisons bruh |
| I want to see legitimate figures on how many dozens of people actually use apple intelligence |
| Yeah 2008 was fake news too |
| Just put in AAPL stock, why risk 600K |
| UVXY |
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| Cabin in the woods moment. \n\nJapan never fails they have a perfect record.... |
| Da bank off irie mon. \n\nBad credit? No problem, good vibes only mon |
| Yes, a great idea and discussion for r/smallstreetbets. |
| Shoulda just bought stock man. It’s all uphill eventually. |
| News happens outside of your world, unfortunately. |
| Yeah. I believe the same think last year when BYD outpaced TSLA, Bill Baruch even went on the news insinuating that Elon was tanking the stock. He must have made good money for his firm. And I saw a comment on the daily chat saying that Elon Musk had reduced his position by 75%.\n\nNow people on Reddit are being very loud about their displeasure with Elon, but I haven’t heard yet about any whales selling off on this, and they are buying puts. Probably to ride this out.\n\nAn apology from Elon could kick the stock up 20 points, which he is making no effort to do. |
| Move my market please |
| Sorry, yes, I was pretending to quote “No grift by my grift.” - T |
| She wrote right_traffic_4821 is tall and handsome? |
| I have 570K that I would like to double this year. I only need 1x not 10x. I think I have a good chance. \n\nWhat ya think? AAPL earnings YOLO maybe. |
| Your arrogance blinds you master bull |
| 🤌🏻 |
| !banbet |
| “Government is too large”, proceeds to create new government departments and makes it larger\n\n“Deficit is too large”, announces billions new spending by government |
| I love Amex |
| Honestly most likely he holds. But if I were him I'd think about raising it to make a point. |
| Make no mistake I am quite regarded and my research is haphazard at best. My thesis for all aforementioned stocks is simply good things, go up BIGLY. |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/NotPapaElon made a bet that SPY would go to 600.1974 within **1 day** when it was 606.26 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 11 wins and 39 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](http://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| LOL |
| 40% growth with OKLO. Hold or sell? |
| lol it’s like stocks are a gamble. |
| Puts on the food expiring in Arianas pantry, she looks like my next Halloween costume |
| Capurnicus  |
| I have been fucked by SPY puts and still holding that expire tomorrow. I need the Japanese to not only hike rates but attack Pearl Harbor again |
| Pillow guy or Hulk Hogan |
| Wait why do we care what Japan does their entire market is vibrators excavators and children's toys spread between like 4 companies. |
| You guys are literally that kid at the birthday party who would spill that stupid orange drink all over the table like a fucking moron and ruin the party for everyone |
| I mean today it did all of.that. opened down. Then flat...then at 345 to the moon! \n\n\nMost likely down tomorrow though. Traders got to throw fits |
| Gen X. It's not a boomer song |
| As Sammy the mascot once said: "You can definitely go higher than the peak."\n\nSo you should be good. |
| True true, good lookin out |
| I'm gonna guess Baron asked for it. |
| PECULIARLY SPECIFIC SIZING YOU'RE REFERENCING THERE...\n\n |
| He wants "USA #1" in all things. AI is a thing. Therefore, he wants us to be #1 in it |
| Despise? Why? \n\nHe likes money. That’s his only belief. |
| You're missing the intermediate step of converting it to 50k. Try again! |
| This is too much 🤣 |
| 😆😆😅🤣🤣 |
| Even if I take one for the team, and they don’t print and you all make money? Do I still have to be ghey then??  |
| 🐴🐔 |
| i feel like i’m gucci mane in 2000 and 6 |
| This isn't water sold to China. These are American farms selling their products to China. |
| He has to fuck over all his working class voters asap |
| Odds are like 95% that there's a pause next week.\n\nThe big question is whether JPow sounds dovish to acknowledge Trump wants more rate cuts. |
| Why? |
| Just threaten a tariff on our cold weather, maybe that'll work  |
| Definitely to the right |
| TSLA - new model Y release tonight!! Going to pop right into earnings next week. See y’all at $470+ |
| DWTX up 1.45% to $2.80 today. Meanwhile, SPY is down 0.3%. Guess even the poor can get lucky sometimes. |
| I'm with you. For whatever reason I hate these forced bull day which we normally have 90% of the year. The past month of up and down was a nice change of pace. |
| It's a nice country, I'll give you that. But invading Poland in 2025 gives you no tactical advantage whatsoever, unless you were planning on selling it for American shitcoins |
| Hell yes I'm up 10 k right now my buy in is around 10. |
| 4 years, more or less |
| fucked together |
| that’s what nana wrote in my birthday card |
| Nobody with a brain should trust us anyway |
| These 2 are ruthless, but nowhere as bad as BOIL and KOLD. |
| Going from an old geezer who doesn't know what day it is to an old geezer on Adderall is, quite frankly, a switch in pace I didn't quite hedge for. |
| https://www.investing.com/news/company-news/dwtx-stock-hits-52week-high-at-1574-amidst-strong-yearly-growth-93CH-3827837 |
| Amazing |
| 3% green |
| Look at this graph |
| What about tits coin? Is it safe? Is it alright? |
| IIRC, didn't that end badly for us last time? |
| One of those days when VOO outperformed QQQ  |
| How's that foxconn plant going |
| $ 1 trillion for some stupid line in the desert..$600 billion for whatever... Elon's tweet should be that Saudi ain't got the cash. |
| Banbet it pussy |
| Full crash. You think anyone will trust the US if he did that? |
| I mean it’s crazy, but it’s also not LOL. Good luck OP |
| I need to learn all this |
| I realised that I seem to be better at making money from stock going down than up. I think it’s because I always expect something to go wrong?\n\nFor example on this day when MSTR went up and up, I made no money at all from the rise and accidentally made a bunch from it suddenly dropping at lunch. |
| this is so regarded that it will probably print |
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| Everybody else has already done that, he's late to the party |
| DJT guy was a pussy, weak, & woke.\n\n\nLive stream full face uncensored 💪\n\n+ Your position |
| Most oil coming to California comes from outside of the USA, not domestic produce. |
| 🥭next will sign an EO declaring that I’m tall and handsome |
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| 69 to 1 |
| Man if you don't understand what happened with oracle recently then this is not the game for you. \n\nI mean, we're all gambling here, but your basically fast tracking on the roulette wheel. You will lose it all, soon. Be sure to post pics so the mods can assign your flare. |
| So many people in puts this might print. Good luck |
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| Go back to college. |
| Federal ATM is operational |
| F |
| Brah. The realized income from the car sales won’t happen until next earnings. Idk if it’ll pump at all just because it’s available to buy. |
| oh yeah well I hate you more than you hate me  |
| Bought RKLB 1/24 puts right before closing, figuring it would go down after launching all afternoon. |
| W in the chat |
| I got my blackberry roller phone. |
| If Japan hikes rates we will tariff them |
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| Tomorrow will either be flat or up\nOr down |
| Hard not to dance on the bears’ graves |
| When speak |
| I bought Tesla calls at close 🪦 |
| I say we build a wall. |
| Oke well damn, you had me at 'its a' |
| Negative eight years. |
| I am disappointed. |
| > Blocks CBDC. No grift but my grift.\n\nLiterally the exact opposite. A CBDC would be no grift but the government's grift |
| At least it wasn't your college money. (I think that's a pretty safe assumption, no?) |
| Hope is the spark that rebellions that will burn down the First Order are built upon. |
| So do we dump next week do JPow pauses? Anyone got the odds for pause/cut? |
| Hey guys don’t short a bull market ok |
| A presidents second term is usually more bullish than the first. I think we'll be at SPY 1200 in 4 years |
| Hey Barbell my bro |
| Oh don’t worry, I bought something else earlier today. Ain’t no keeping a good man down |
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| I love it when the glory days of WSB still shines through from time to time |
| Never said it was an earth shattering revelation. Even if something is expected, it doesn’t take away that’s it’s cringe and pretty pathetic. Especially when your stance will still keep you a multi billionaire regardless. |
| !remindme 1 day |
| Mods pin this shit |
| Idk his kids and Elon are prob telling him AI crypto money good |
| If you get a chance to roll them further out I would do that. Wouldn't be surprised if it goes up decently tomorrow. I especially like the RKLB people trying to shit on ASTS thinking somehow there will be more of a market there, than the billions of people who currently don't have internet access. |
| Thank you 🥰 |
| 'S cock* |
| Didnt XI just order more domestic investment to prop up their market? |
| !remind me 2 days |
| Look at this photograph |
| It has been warmer in my freezer than it has been outside for like 2 weeks I am about to talk shit relentless to Canada if they don't address this. |
| Until the autistic aryan became his balltickler in chief |
| so many debbie downer and defeatist comments by those that have puts expiring tomorrow...\n\nit's going to be a 3% down red day. TRUST |
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| This might actually work, you fucking cracy cunt |
| Obama gotta 8 lb 6 oz dick?\n\n I didn't think so.... |
| when you buy it's all over |
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| It's a long term hold |
| Chat moving so fast nobody will know I think Leader of Men by Nickleback is a certified banger |
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| Think. \n\n\nIs it stupidly overvalued?\nCould money be made riding down?\nCould the stock easily regain? |
| It’s a rug to match his hair piece |
| That was just from a job serving tables in high school, I’m make a bit more then $32 an hour now |
| jensen didnt as well ! nvidia might be the only big company able to say"eff you, donald, you need us more than we do you" |
| All of that on margin? |
| Reddit’s like the unexpected overachiever. XBeast’s automation sounds cool for managing Twitter chaos, but Pulse for Reddit is my jam for laser-sharp Reddit metrics. DashThis never gave me the insight I needed. Anyone else struggling with dashboard overwhelm? 🤷♂️ |
| How about pursuing your interests and hobbies ? You know , those things that make your days better. |
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| Agree, holding 3000 shares. $MGNI chart looks great in addition to the strong fundamentals. |
| I had them expiring today. Ooof |
| They would be selling it to themselves as they are major shareholders in X lol |
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| how long do u give it until the new president ecstasy wears off and we realize we're kinda f*cked? |
| You’ve been following since summer but have you seen the latest earnings or even what the short / longs are saying. To each its own |
| I doubt markets react much off Bank of Japan decision; we're waiting on JPow and the mega cap earnings next week. Nothing else moves the market like those will. |
| There was some nice Bull volume of SPY at end of day. Definitely looking for a continuation tomorrow. Picked up a few calls last couple of mins |
| Sold with money on the table?\n\nYou forgot the first rule: to the moon or the grave. |
| You sir, are a horse |
| Only if you held it on the ride down. They just like carvana that short report made them drop and everyone now has came to their defense and now headed back up. |
| Can’t be. Wasn’t in all caps. |
| yea..  |
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| I need to start working on a good system for a bear market. |
| Not a chance lol probably going to just hold honestly |
| Look, I didn't know he was being chatty again. |
| Bruh really, stroking Donny |
| We thinking Elon gonna be slipping something in his diet cokes 🤔 |
| Trump Resort Properties |
| RemindMe! 1 day |
| let mercy come |
| I hate all of you btw  |
| If there was ever a day for it, this is it |
| Uh, cause he’s white? |
| I look forward to using ai the same way I do google home: as a glorified light switch |
| Thanks I’ll probably buy 1000 dollars worth of shares and hold would be nice it went to 30 a share |
| Correct |
| As the seller of them, I think it’s fine |
| I still can't believe 🥭 embraced AI to this extent. Did he ever show any interest in it before? It felt like something he'd absolutely despise. |
| You have to balance "highest income" with something you can actually enjoy. Although doing a crappy job for big money is certainly doable over 1-2 years, more if you have a sizable debt to repay. |
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| Fubo memeing soon |
| 600p for max gains  |
| Yes im allergic |
|  |
| Are you dense? Only profitable true EV company is abhorrent? Jesus there is stupid and there is this. |
| Not really  |
| Camels. |
| Well the stock probably can’t go any lower |
| Nah it’s going down to $14 by may |
| SPY puts expiring tomorrow was probably not a good idea. |
| That DJT guy was fake??? |
| looking forward to Powell next week. he won't bend the knee and kiss the ring like the other spineless bitches did |
| Trump is that you? |
| What’s going on with META?!? |
| This, I sold an nvda call for a meager profit and could've made more today. But the pain of missing out on some gains hurts less than it would had it dumped. |
| I was interviewing for a federal job that was a spectacular fit for me, and this FUCK had to go and get it cancelled due to his pissy fit with the federal government. I don't want to hear jack shit about him "creating jobs". His job numbers were abysmal in his first term, and they'll be abysmal again this one. |
| I mean if you're making 32 an hour 4000 is a decent chunk of change. |
| Strike? |
| F |
| Try again. No one likes a quitter! |
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| wooow you're telling me stocks go up over time?? No wayyy |
| Poland would love the opportunity. |
| Cash out, put it in savings and accrue interest or put it in a Roth lol |
| $UNH 550 |
| I'm still in this basement |
| It’s not investing if you’re just buying arms |
| Panic.. playing with money he didn’t have. If you can’t stand to see an intraday loss of thousands.. and hold.. this life isn’t for you. \n\nTo the moon or the grave. |
| Which |
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| I would not be shocked if he doesn't make it the whole way |
| Oh well that’s nice |
| No I think it's headed much higher. Look into them. Dell is their biggest customer and they expanded their space recently. I think they will fly when earnings come out. They are just now getting analyst attention. I'm holding 1900 shares and was planning to pick up another 100 but they been on the rocket this week. They are absolutely not a pump and dump. |
| Did Saudis just park 500 Billy in the qqq? |
| You think this is my entire portfolio, lmfao, it’s only 4k my guy\n\nThis is my gambling account not my main |
| Airship AI (AISP), everything they do makes the Orange Man hard. |
| Blacksky |
| Why is SPY mooning? |
| I need at least 2% red day tomorrow |
| Love this and god speed 🫡 |
| this rugged so hard man |
| Looks like we are so back according to the moves tomorrow thread |
| Trump is the type of guy to steal your phone and then act like he's trying to help you find it |
| Fuck I just checked it out. I bought in 2017 and he’ll for a few years in red then sold as soon as I got green. Those 200 shares would be worth 122k now 🥴 |
| Wow, corporations are all about the money. Any other earth shattering revelations you've come across lately? |
| He just formed a council tasked with creating a regulatory framework  |
| The more they told about beating earnings & expectations; the more stock dropped. |
| Considering the news outlets talking about it, I’m gonna say no. |
| 😬😬😬😬😬 |
| Also helps to have a multi millionaire daddy |
| He won't, but.. JPOW was looking at cutting rates anyway, so if and when he does, Danny boy takes credit. |
| I thought it meant constipated. |
| Dude it is trash right now. Winter is hell. |
| Years and years of pressure on them to bend over....they took it too far. |
| How did you lose money on a green day? |
| Hope so I'd like to unload my VIX |
| OBAMA PUT A CREASE IN DAT BISH\n\n |
| Everyone thinks Japan about to announce rate hikes when they really about to drop a massive Pokémon tariff |
| It’s just so cringe. Like there is no turning back when things swing the other way sometime in the future and they act like it’s genuine that they care about those types of people lol. |
| TLDR DD about this stock? 5k burning in my pocket |
| Isnt IV on tsla huge right now? What a dumb move! |
| The best investing strategy I’ve ever heard |
| frame it up on a wall so your grandchildren will always remember you as a supreme regard |
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| Very true! |
| It will recover the moment you sell or the calls expire |
| Because they aren't expensive, they're relatively cheap. 1/16/2026 ATM LEAPs are about 50 dollars, which is ~12% vs an expected move of +/- 80 dollars (20%). |
| me 2  |
| Hmm, never thought of it that way |
| Welcome to the club 🎉🤘🥳 |
| People will say that this is thanks to insiders connections and not inborn talent. |
| "AI can't do this and that yet"\n\n"It's just a large language model"\n\n"It's all hype and bubble"\n\n"Priced in"\n\n\nI mean, bitch, do you remember where we were 3 years ago? |
| You use crypto to buy goods and services on places like the silk road. To buy mostly illegal things. Crypto is a tool for money laundering.\n\nHENCE the whole it loses value when you involve the government. |
| That may actually destroy it haha. |
| Both maybe |
| One day it won’t be, hopefully it’ll be because you’re rich, but more likely just because of inflation. |
| My money is literally on a recovery to hover around/below 25 until more BBs get launched. I loaded 200 more shares at 19.30 yesterday ah. Rocking just over 800 total now\n\nMy move is selling weekly covered calls during/after a daily run unless there is a known, positive catalyst in the immediate future (launch/commissioning/etc.) |
| “NOT…PERMITTED…UNDER…THE…LAW” |
| What should I do with my ASTS 25c that expire in 2 weeks, will the stock recover by then |
| *inb4 someone pulls up with the “d0 A baN bEt TheN”* |
| But high, sell low. Isn't that the way? |
| I’ll check it out. Not sure why he received a pardon honestly |
| Spy is making another leg up no stopping it bounced off 21 MA |
| FTAI is such a loser stock 🤷🏻♂️ |
|  |
| KULR  |
| waitwaitwait this Aniston Obama shit ain't real is it?? |
| poor guy until you realize he was up 500k at some point and still kept on holding |
| Me too. 3.98 average |
| BOJ is priced in or Trump euphoria overrides bad news.\n\nIt's very likely considering what happened today and his remarks in Davos. |
| My money did double the first day i bought the stock. I would call that at least 8 or 9 luck. Only when I double downed did I lose |
| Server already on her way to the border. No salsa for you. |
| Why so bad? |
| 🤣☝️ |
| Kinda salty I didn’t buy puts after close. Regretting that now  |
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| He's on the bus outback.... |
| I mean I agree but what if mango has him executed for treason or some shit |
| What leap y'all recommend |
|  |
| Sold the top. Shits gonna dump. |
| Not likely, but maybe just for you. |
| ? |
| Ah the relativity of money. 4K is a lot for me |
| Tomorrow will be slightly red if BOJ hikes but it will be TREMENDOUSLY green otherwise  |
| Yeah well just switch to 🧸 |
| Allegedly |
| Yeah me too honestly wish I could double down what I already have in🤣 |
| Try not to do that next time… youll probably make some money |
| Yall worried about a drop like we didn’t just trend down for weeks and recovered in a few days \n\nDONNY BACK BABY |
| Then I'll probably be mad i sold my 610 1 dte early. |
| Buying spy calls at ath? BOJ interest rates tonight? You know anything about this? If you’re lucky and they don’t actually raise by 0.50 you’ll get a nice pump if not your money is gooooone |
| This ones going to be 82 at the end of this bit so… |
| Lol. I have a credit spread at 611. I've never felt more like the guys from Cabin in the woods. \n\nCmon Japan. |
| You deserve everything coming to you, but worse. |
| That’s exactly why you’re not a billionare, and that’s not even a bad thing |
| My risk tolerance is infinite for this amount of money, thankfully 4k isn’t that much. I genuinely forgot I was holding this stock for the past year |
| RIP |
| Big booty latinas? Let me go grab my favorite sock... |
| Don't tell the ivermectin lovers, but Larry Ellis also mentioned in the Oracle/Stargate announcement that one of the primary use cases being explored for AI is personalized mRNA cancer vaccination. |
| Ok...why? |
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| Were you selling calls at all during this period? |
| 😂 fucking regards don’t listen, that’s awesome bro. Nice call |
| glitch |
| Er is tmr for msft right? |
| How? QQQ pumped 20$ in 4 days lmao. |
| Is it to late for me to buy I saw how it was at 42 cents 2024 |
| not allegedly, check out Barely Sociable's video on the Silk Road, theres hundreds of messages to corroborate it |
| Imagine having a conscience |
| The last time we had a red day, our president was Biden. Such a long time ago. |
| Run out of salsa and the server is nowhere to be found\n\nCalling ICE rn |
| He’s an idiot |
| You can do that?? |
| I drink you moms milk, never stopped so she still lactates  |
| NFLX and SPY puts end tomorrow, feeling pretty cooked rn |
| Why we mooning? |
| Nice |
| Silly human. What bird flu? If you don't know about it, since every piece of public affairs has to go through a Presidential appointee, what do you care. |
| I feel like if I had billions, I rather stand on my beliefs. What’s the difference of 25 and 30 billion lol. |
| It was forced on them, they had no choice but to bend over for Big Brother. |
| Nope. It will repeat FFIE. |
| Trump is signaling that he's not going to regulate crypto |
| ELON STILL DREAMS ABOUT INVADING POLAND ⚡⚡\n\n |
| Bruh they gonna make the chickens autistic |
| Atleast its not dead nana's money \n\n |
| BOJ interest rate tonight. You like gambling don’t you? |
| I could quit my job and enjoy life. I could pay a good doctor to deal with my serious health issues\n\n\nFuck you so much OP. Just give it to me next time you mofo |
| 😂😂 |
| We’re gonna need a gain porn post, buddy! Nice call |
| Last time Powell capitulated inflation went crazy and he had nothing left to throw as the economy failed. \n\nPowell ain't doing shit. |
| Don’t forget pelosi dropped her shares. I would love to but pelosi don’t miss. |
| .25 will be a nothing burger. It's been priced in for a while. When the BoJ met last time they said they were debating whether to raise in December or January and they picked the latter. |
| Spy call after an ath, idk brother |
| Why tf would you sell them , you still have time |
|  |
| He demands that OPEC lower oil prices while simultaneously threatening oil import tariffs.  |
| Why are MSFT leaps so expensive? It's a boring mega cap  |
| Allegedly |
| I've been in it for awhile. They ringing the bell in the morning. I try to tell people about it but I guess my flair sucks lol 😅 |
| Good question |
| loaded on SOFI shares today. might just double down if everything else is flat |
| CAD is very weak vs USD. Did we hear WHY its going up? |
| Money can be exchanged for goods and services |
| Has anyone ever worn out their welcome on here faster than Smartmoney? |
| 150 was bold being the high, it would have to break that pretty hard to get you some profit. ITM is the way to go if you aren't sure where its going to stop. |
| Sorry |
| Warren Sold.\n\nNancy Sold.\n\nAnd this regard wants to buy calls?  |
| Last time shit tanked for few days. Will history repeat itself?🤷 |
| Be my guest |
| Yeah it’s super weird, I’ve been using Robinhood for 10 years, and after gains withdrew in 2021 for a house. Looking at total deposits vs total withdrawals, my account now is totally gains only, IE I’ve withdrawn more than I ever put in. However, my history shows it in a very strange way. |
| It’s trickling down |
| Just the way it plays out sometimes. Thankfully these riskier plays were all made from gains made earlier in the week. |
| Speculative buying in our real estate and driving up the price of homes for us plebians. |
| why are people happy that Silk Road creator got pardoned? Didn't he try to kill 3 innocent people? |
| spose he had to sell his image and likeness in the settlement.. \n\nhe wouldn't be allowed to say a word or go out without a mask w.o written permission. and the new owners could have an ai alex.j. say and do anything they want on media. |
| Put yourself in their position. You’d do everything to protect your interests. No one cares about the policy. They care about their money |
| If.they raise and say we are good for a bit. Probably a .5 or so day. \n\nIf they raise and say more is likely. -.5 day tomorrow. \n\nIf they hold....620. |
| I know, it's a Chinese dragon and it's slowly dying. |
| OP: *wants to invest* \n\nAlso OP: *YOLO IT ALL ON OPTIONS BABY!* |
| RDW. I looked at it around 14$ for a week or more but didn’t pull the trigger because I’m a regard. Great company but I don’t know how much more it can run now when it’s up a lot.\n\nAlso have ASTS and today would been a good day to start a position. I bought 40 more shares. |
|  |
| there wont be a another president coming in |
| Jpow will say sure Mr. President stand back and stand by for $15 a dozen egg prices |
| I'm thinking about buying calls on Apple |
| not unless they get a few contracts. |
| J pow better cut a whole percent next week |
| Thanks |
| Jeff bezos just eliminated all this LGBTQ and Black progressive stuff from corporate policy. I have no preference on the issue either left or right. But how embarrassing is it going to be when another president comes and these ceos go back to dei etc. so pathetic seeing Zuckerberg and all these dudes just doing whatever fits in the moment and having no spines one way or another. All about money. You would think being a billionaire would allow some sort of spine to say what you feel one way or another lol. |
| Cry? Idk |
| Aaaaaannnnnnndddddd it’s gone. |
| That one has been flying under the radar |
| Really dumb play |
| SOFI tmr and Monday is takeoff days |
| Wendy’s doesn’t pay $30+ an hour |
| > Executive Order: [REMOVING BARRIERS TO AMERICAN LEADERSHIP IN ARTIFICAL INTELLIGENCE](https://www.whitehouse.gov/presidential-actions/2025/01/removing-barriers-to-american-leadership-in-artificial-intelligence/)\n\nMango must have the "pump AI" button right next to the "Diet Coke" button. |
| FTAI rocking back up!!!! 😎 |
| ngl, I have a baad feeling... We're def gonna moon tomorrow too. Finally got around to watching Davos and I can see why the bull run happened lol |
| I actually feel like Trump is doing too much, and it's going to crash the markets...\n\nEdit: keep your powder dry folks. |
| What the hell happened at 345... lol. |
| SPY 611 tomorrow |
| why close so early? at a -72% loss? i dont get it. 150 is easily reachable by 1/31 |
| $153 to end the week and $160 next week and I can buy Wendy’s for my gf. |
| Wen Jim Carrey trade? |
| This was too funny lol |
| JPOW got big nutsack. That’s what the bitches really like |
| My guess is SBF |
| You won’t have to worry about this “bull market” after Powell speaks next week |
| wtf do you mean he’s a bot? Should be my report and how are you so confident? Dude made me a lot of money weeks ago |
| Bro that drop to 606 got me unreasonably excited |
| Warning⚠️: Don’t you all be surprised when AAPL closes the week above $230 |
| lol what |
| Thanks |
| Ps happy to hear you have some as it will be above $150k in less than 8 months |
| Not a space company, g but SoFi |
| ASTS will surely repeat LUNR and do 100% in a month, right?  |
| SPY 1250 in 5 years. |
| oh load up on tech |
| Risk management literally non existent. Know when to pull out and manage a takeable loss. This explains none of that. Please use better risk management. Thanks love you all |
| You thought you sold high. We are going higher. Stocks don't go down. |
| Thank God imagine who he would be replaced by? |
| Hopefully next week can bring about better times |
| Who the fuck lists things in pacific time |
| Yeah I’ve heard this a few time already in the comments |
| Jerome is the undefeated heavyweight champion of the world |
| Why did BITCH BEARS get FUCKING CRUSHED by SPY ATH? Lmao\n\nLMFAO\n\nSPY IS BACK TO ATH\n\nBEARS ARE\n\n(Nothing)\n\nLMAO |
| Was there ever an explanation for the move in DWTX today? Shit was wild and like, why? |
| But mango has no power over Jerome \n\nHow can he get him to comply |
| My life is going to be so goddamn good in 5 years  |
| Sold the top. Shits gonna dump. |
| "I signed an order stating there are only two animals. Bulls, and male cows." |
| Nice |
| Schwab. People like IBKR as well. |
| You shouldn’t be casually trading options. Just invest and leave your money there. Also don’t invest money you arent okay losing. |
| !remind me 1 day |
| YINN/YANG? More like YIN/YANG. You're playing with fire, poor. |
| Time for everything. Time for losses, time for YOLOs, time for what you call them, ya, profits, time for them too.  |
| Cuts to public health while bird flu simmers in the background, throwing everything at Moderna. |
| Stop doing what you're doing and buy clover health shares. Duh. |
|  |
| Mango short term until inflation moons again |
| Irrational buying. The bear kryptonite. |
| Brutal 😭 |
| SPY and triple Q daily chart look the same probably nothing 👯♀️ |
| bro u literally have 1 week and it looks like nvda is trying to get to the 150 but with that average looks like u bought at the top |
| Hope it falls more.. |
| Ugh I love sushi |
| Redwire and there's a couple meh satellite companies on the edge of the space gift basket. |
| Turn off auto exercise. |
| I have 3x more underwear than clothes, highly recommend. |
| Exactly, people in the comments acting like my life is over, when that’s only like 1 month of work |
| Who’s “good afternoon” hits harder  |
| That's basically what happened with masks during covid. Gov said we didn't need them and everybody went crazy for them. First responders had a hard time getting N95s because of the panic. Then gov said you have to wear them and all of a sudden everybody is calling fascism. People are stupid. |
| these will print |
| Welcome to the club fellow regard. |
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| Nvda moon tmrw or just keep blue ballsing  |
| Im not a bear but if Japan raises rates, what are the chances Spy continues to pump after reaching ATH? |
| Bears aren’t tortured enough during market open now they’re dangling giant red fake bars at them AH. |
| TSSI |
| Spy 0dte puts tomorrow |
| Intel hates me but we are in this marriage where we've just become roommates. |
| Well, I guess this - disagreements - are how markets are made. \n\nThe damage mechanism from ultrashort pulse lasers (like those with picosecond or femtosecond durations) is fundamentally different from that of traditional lasers. While it's true that most laser damage is typically thermal, ultrashort pulse lasers operate differently.\n\nDue to their extremely high peak power and very short duration, these lasers interact with materials in a non-linear manner. This means they can cause a phenomenon known as non-linear photoionization. Instead of merely heating the material, ultrashort pulses can instantly ionize the material, leading to a rapid series of events that disrupt the atomic structure without significant heat transfer.\n\nThis type of interaction can effectively disrupt electronic circuits and sensors far beyond just "damaging a pixel or two." It can induce electromagnetic interference, disrupt physical and chemical structures of materials, and even cause dielectric breakdown in semiconductors, all without the typical thermal effects.\n\nSo, when I talk about these high-power, ultrashort lasers, I'm referring to damage profiles that extend beyond conventional thermal effects and can be quite extensive, even from a single pulse. |
| This regard belongs here |
| Til that Ulbricht had 177,000 🌽 before he got caught and still has 450 🌽 in his coinbase account. |
| Asts calls now |
| Wanna gamble without risk? Buy shares |
| 7pm |
| I shorted, you’re okay. It will go ip |
| Cheeks on the front or back? |
| 10 PM Eastern, hopefully over a feast of sushi |
| This will probably actually make $ since he can't hold through earnings and get the big black IV crush that always happens. |
| trump talking about interest rates, prime wsb comedy hour is back boys |
| Jerome v Mango who wins |
| Remember UAE manmade islands replica of the world? 2008 Pepperidge farmer remembers |
| I'm really not asking for much I just want Leah Halton to have my kids |
|  |
| What's new besides a slightly different (arguably uglier) body. What other car company even has this much fanfare around a mid-cycle body refresh. With this one, you can't even put on a bumper sticker that says "I bought this before I knew Elon was a ..." |
| !remindme 1day |
| You didn’t lose 4k to nvda…. You lost 4k to gambling. |
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| Hahaha |
| If the company was valued purely on the same fundamentals as his competitors in the automotive industry, it would probably be a 25$ stock. 90% of its value is purely riding Elon’s speculative dick. |
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| Micky D time bb |
| No-one could Nazi that coming...nah, CALL$$$$$$ |
| Congrats for losing 70 times what I have, next time just give some to me...I'll keep it safe. |
| There are different protocols for the different eco systems. The ecosystems all have their own philosophies like privacy focused or transparency focused and everything culminates around that. |
| No shit buddy. Im saying its not elons fault OP is a degen chasing weeklies on the most volatile megacap |
| Spy gone dump? |
| what to full port besides LUNR, RKLB? any other great space company? |
| Can't goods just be proxied through other countries? |
| 🚀⭐🚀⭐🚀 |
| That just about covers my losses, I think. |
| It’s too new to say that it is or isn’t. Its goal is to absorb wealth, that recalculation is happening all the time while adoption increases. You can see why this would be volatile for multiple decades |
| They even changed the name of NEP to XPLR and business update next Tuesday. |
| When Japan drop bomb |
| Rec.? |
| DAS FUHRER ELON ⚡⚡ IS NOT PLEASED\n\n |
| What time do you buy? |
| That's right. Increase leverage and be rewarded. |
| tech stocks are based off a 7 year fab cycle and you really have to know a bit about the architectures and fab process to long game it so id say unless you know whats really up with the company and where its going its a bad investment for you . nvidia is currently loosing revenue due to the ai ban that both biden and trump stuck into place to hamper chinas ai projects. Basically cut the sell of high end cards sharply. |
| Practically useless order.\n\nAll it does is rescinds existing international engagement frameworks, and establishes “a crypto working group” to make recommendations.\n\nNo treasury. No on-ramping regulations, no laws that support crypto as an actual currency. No laws guaranteeing self custody. No push towards banking regulations. |
| Ah, see you misunderstood. \n\nYou buy the rumor and sell the news. \n\nYou bought in the hype when the price was already up, and then when the news was inevitably kinda mid, you sold losing money.\n\nAlso, options aren't investing. Options are gambling. You gambled your savings and lost. \n\nTake your money, buy NVDA stock instead, and reap the rewards as more and more AI infrastructure is built. \n\nAnd never trade options again. |
|  |
| Going to be hilarious if samurais do nothing or just 0.25 and spy goes up 1% overnight |
| Practically useless order. \n\nAll it does is rescinds existing international engagement frameworks, and establishes “a crypto working group” to make recommendations. \n\nNo treasury. No on-ramping regulations, no laws that support crypto as an actual currency. No laws guaranteeing self custody. No push towards banking regulations. |
| Reparations for 9/11 from the saudi dogs. |
| It’s down 0.65% |
| Bro the one time it moved my way it’s a glitch? Cruel joke |
| in US maybe |
| Everyone knows the answer to that, including DJT |
| Feels like bag holding territory at this point. The hype is what pushed it up |
| Netflix? |
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| I'm pretty sure we've all been rug-pulled by the feds already. |
| > #TRUMP: I KNOW MORE ABOUT INTEREST RATES THAN FED\n\nWe're so back. |
| Took a gamble on those 5 dollar $30 contracts. Lets see lol. |
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| Yikes right? |
| I often wonder how people this reckless had the money to start with |
| I been telling you to decorate your port with space themed stocks this season I hope you listened. |
| it’s just an idea and discussion not a yolo or gain post |
| Yeah lol, I hold many stocks for multiple years and they're all up. They were good stocks |
| They want to buy politicians |
| *That* EO would make more sense than many others. |
| Yeah options were you’re mistake I trade stocks just shares and do okay enough not as fast as options |
| ICE knocked on my door, I told them I’m a Bull, they let me go. |
| Where’s PBI guy to say “told ya so” |
| I love watching people buy FDs |
| Same |
| He already sold. Made 26K |
| Thank you mods for pinning this — lol this is why I love wsb |
| I didn't have time to read the order, but was it like he wanted the working body to investigate if it's a good idea to create such a stock pile? |
| Do the opposite of what you would if you were up $700k, no? |
| I made about two hundred and sixty grand last year on yang. I hate china. |
| I’m pretty sure this advice would work for no one. |
| Matrix |
| on a 2 day shit streak\n\nsomeone give me a quick 2k to 10k play |
| All I need is a flat day tmr to net 2k for the week |
| Exactly 200 contracts and exactly 69k. This absolutely has to work. GG |
|  |
| VIX seems like a cheaper better play, but I figure that trade’s over |
| Rather than blowing your entire wad on a single trade - especially when you don't understand basic stuff - why don't you find a contract that costs like ~100 and just buy one contract, to get a feel for how options move. |
| Imho new MY looks trash |
| Now that is a name I haven't heard in a long time 👀 |
| The EXEC order DOES not establish a strategic reserve or even STOP the sale of BTC from the Government to the Market. Bearish overall. |
|  |
| Report back to us when they are 0 |
| Every earning lol next week full of earnings |
| Buy. IBIT or FBTC |
| Wouldn't it was better if you took all the money out when you bought the house? \nthat’s divorce material right there. |
| But its not a comedy. |
| Ber Deportation Act of 2025 |
| Def Jpow based on my experience  |
| Congrats Donnie! U r indeed gonna make crypto “great again”. 🤡 |
| > 12:30 \n\nWrong coast. |
| 43....??? Wtf |
| Wtf was that spy |
| Glitch apparently |
| -.02% today not bad |
| that fake close too |
| Yes. On purpose. I’m a GenX. We like to work anonymously. |
| 👴 |
| Cry |
| AAPL to $250 by 1/31. Stocks only go up. |
| that would mean something if it wasn't trump saying it. He always talks big and almost never delivers |
| Scared money also doesn’t lose money 😂 |
| who’s got the bigger cock, jpow or trump? |
| What? So the government is going to seize cryptocurrency (presumably from criminals) and stockpile it?\n\nIs that it? |
| Wrong. Stocks only go up |
| It is hard but good luck |
| stockpile was priced in, this is going to cause a drop |
| Spy just swandived |
| I like it. Trade sideways overnight and then a bump in the morning. \n\nThese could print. |
| QQQ didn't make the new ATHs today\n\nIt's time to max leverage long for megacap to catch up |
| Would be so fucking funny if JPOW announces a rate hike next week, to spite 🥭 |
| woah spy.... |
| Am I seeing things or spy just went to 606 |
| 1/24 611p\n\n1/27 607p / 615c\n\na little tiny bet on XSP aka baby SPX. |
| Sweet baby Jesus is that a glitch |
| Should’ve closed with that $1 profit. BOJ rate decision tonight. ES ripped the whole damn week. And u had the bright idea of getting calls. Well…good luck. I hope these print for u. |
| What was the guidance? |
| Man, that scene in wolf of wall street with margot robbie was good. Short HIMS, you dont need boner pills any more because of that scene |
| I don’t know about that. Crypto gets inflated when its price falls, which can easily happen during a dump. It is (currently) not a safe store-of-value. \n\nYou’re equating crypto to a bunch of other investments, but that exactly what the original commenter is criticising - that it’s currently all about getting rich. Traditional investments at least bring capital to the companies which produce real-world value.\n\nDon’t get me wrong, I own BTC myself and am a firm believer in its mission as a decentralised currency, but you have to admit that as of now it’s not performing that function. |
| I skipped college and sell nvda options. Thank you sir  |
| name 1 stock that has pumped from a good earnings report |
| Just drop another 50k in there to avg down king it’ll bounce back |
| It’s not justifying it as a stock or a silver or gold it’s an investment. You were comparing it to a currency and indicated it should be of if bitcoiners valued it as such. We don’t look at it this way. |
| One look at Timmy Cook these days and you just know he ain't cooking |
| Theta hits harder closer to expiration, and he clearly has no intention of selling |
| Mango is about to Liz Truss himself if he tries to push down rates early |
| 👏 |
| added some on that last pump, majority of my puts were bought at around 2pm |
| He can’t fire him |
| Your username caught my eye so I had to look.\n\nPulling in 300k a year from only fans, this is chump change lol\n\nAnd BTW, nice content! |
| Regard alert. |
| 🥭spoke at Davos and said no regulation to tech to build any and all forms of energy banks for new ai infrastructure so it doesn’t have to align with traditional energy methods or be on antiquated current power grids |
| Jpow’s replacement will be Hulk Hogan |
| Guess he doesn't know most Fridays r Red Day. He belongs here.\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/s8ot7zr2gtee1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8c1998b62d716b5bf8c409759c80a797997c578c |
| Bought some SPY puts at closed, thinking BOJ rate tonight |
| Ask him if he's gonna double down and get the other one tatted up? |
| Dude get a different broker. They are terrible. |
| Hopefully 1/3 I’m in NEE….. |
| Look into EOs 13818 and 13848 and it will make sense. \n\nHe's going to seize assets of anyone involved in trafficking operations and corrupt foreign trading. Trillions to be seized. Rothschilds are thought to own millions of BTC. \n\nThe rug pull is starting so corrupt elites can hide their money elsewhere. |
| Good luck |
| ARKG is cooking 🧑🍳 ↗️ Yolo calls for tomorrow |
| https://preview.redd.it/ddpbvi10gtee1.png?width=1000&format=png&auto=webp&s=3d6ed6076588e3e4b60c95e4ae24b93c7c023826 |
| You loose, you win |
| Did you just totally forget Gen X? |
| Will Apple continue it's gradual decline? I think Nancy knew something the rest of us didn't. |
| Okay, Serious question here. I know everyone on Reddit hates TSLA, but what is smart money thinking? Like my impression without delving too deeply into it is that whales are holding their stocks and buying puts to ride this out. |
| Mango will fire Jpow if he doesn’t cut rates back to zero percent |
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| You should try betting on companies that don’t suck. Might work out better for you |
| RH sold my fucking 0dtes at 12:30 and cost me a 3 bagger. Can I beg them for reimbursement? |
| And then the market proceeded to shit all over itself right afterwards. Weird cycle. |
| You wish! We gonna keep pumpin  |
| It’s to start an advisory board. \n\nCrypto markets are not responding positively because this seems very lacking and empty as a gesture and markets were expecting more. |
| Probably rip off some more cities for parking meter rights as well. |
| Best get them grades up |
| Ty |
| You will find out soon enough |
| $HIMS is about to pop. Not sure why this stock doesn't get more attention on here. Volatility so good for daily or weekly traders in addition to great longer term potential. |
| Did you keep it all? |
| Sounds like he belongs here. |
| Gambling. It's a game of hot potato. Have you noticed that all of these institutions buying crypto to wrap into other products never talk about the technology behind it? They are only interested because they can make money off of it. |
| They signaled like fookin crazy leading up to last July’s hike. A lot of firms trapped in their short plays with carry trade mo-nay 😳😳😳 This thing is finna blow! |
| I was so glad to take a bit of profit and off load this stock. Good luck. |
| 3 am |
| SOBR\nMCVT |
| market move today sounds like a psyche trick |
| NEE. Tons of energy demand with all the ai craze. They going to announce reactivation of their old nuclear plant in iowa and expand more into nuclear. This thing is going to go up to Uranus tmr am after earnings |
| Have you ever realized that when the government guess their hands onto a business, it doesn't make money.\nOnly allows money to funnel through it |
| First time in two god damn months, next week we start full weeks again, RIGHT!?  |
| Believe it or not, this will cause BTC to drop |
| JP = short form for Japanese. JP = Jerome Powell, coincidence, I think not |
| Nuclear is the future. Idk enough to say what will be used. Either way, 40k invested in March of 2021 would have gone much further in a ton of other investments than UUUU in that same time. Hopefully that won't be the trend for much longer, but that's what it's been so far. |
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| You see OKLO on the board regard? 🫵🤡 |
| One time this girl made me bust so hard my kids went like 5 feet in the air above her  |
| Nothing guaranteed\n\nhttps://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/s/bYNXtpDCd7 |
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| Wen samurai make decision |
| This guy has the same vibe with the guy that lost 700k |
| Why not $69,420? Don't got the huevos. |
| Options |
| I'm curious as well |
| There's people who have extra arms and legs of course someone has a mega foreskin right now. They're probably thinking about it too. |
| seems like a buy? but common sense is not my strongest asset. |
| This is surely the Idiocracy timeline  |
| that is funny shit |
| Intel's been a dumpster fire, but at this price, even the poor might see it as a bargain. Just remember, it's still Intel. |
| options or stock? |
| The hype era is over stick to value, stuff that produce a profit. |
| IBKR saying this is the largest % margin usage they’ve ever had, everyone over leveraged to the fucking tits |
| Now you can get rug-pulled by the government. |
| That fucking bar code signature followed by, "We're gonna make a lot of money for the country" line sums it up. He has no fucking clue what he's doing. What the fuck does this executive order even do? |
| !remindme 1 week |
| If you want to soak your nads in full cream then just do it. No need to come up with a silly story |
| getchur mutilated member outta my face 😡 |
| At current price, probably quite a few entities are somewhat excited about buying intel. |
| When you need to make quick money all you do is lose money quickly, in most cases anyway. |
| MSFT about to be more valuable than AAPL |
| no, it is not |
| !remindme 1 day |
| No one is a nerd in here |
| I sold 185k of BTC today. up almost 6x been a good run… see you in 4 months at much lower fellas 🍻 |
| How about not choosing a stock without proper research or any catalyst? & how about not dumping your entire portfolio on one bet? Y’all are regarded fr |
| George Washington |
| Yup and CVNA touches almost every used car deal at franchised dealerships: they bought Adesa |
| crapto bros:\n\ndonnie dump:  |
| Sure he is going to tear a rifdff riff up on there |
| MMs keep things in a range where they are most profitable. So they will purposely keep prices down until 330 when daily calls/puts get swept up and out of the way. Making them money..\nThen they can put the price wherever they need it to make money bc they no longer have exposure to written contracts etc. |
| Quits smoking for 10 years, decides to “try” Zyn. Welcome back to addiction! |
| Well isn’t that fucken stupid , why should they care how much I want to buy. |
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| But not if you do ‘the thing’ |
| Gov can get into it (if by it you mean bitcoin), but they can't control it. That's the difference. |
| > BOJ is riced in \n\nThat's mad racist bro |
| I just started reading about options this week but I'm interested |
| Just let somebody else manage your money. Or just forget about investing until you actually are making money. College is for racking up debt. |
| Buy or sell? |
| It's trivial to make a crypto that can't be inflated. Anyone can do it at any time. Is "all wealth" going to flow into any such crypto as well? |
| google calls, what do you all think? I'm thinking free money |
| JPow has a bigger 🅿️🅿️ |
| Inthink I'm gonna hold my 23.5 puts i sold, and wait for the shares to sell covered calls on until it recovers. |
| Smoking a joint to push Spy to $650 tomorrow |
| I bought a bunch short specific ETFs EOD; SOXS, SPXS, SQQQ, SDOW |
| > juicier puts\n\nWe're a natty sub here, no juicing. |
| McFish |
| What does this order even mean? |
| It’s funny how people compare Bitcoin to gold, silver, or stocks to justify it as a currency. First of all, a stock isn’t a currency—it’s an investment in a company’s future performance. Gold and silver are tangible materials with practical uses. Bitcoin is a technology, on the other hand, is marketed as a global currency, but the sad reality is that no one actually uses it as one.\n\nCurrencies like dollars or euros are designed to lose value over time (inflation) to encourage spending and stimulate the economy. Bitcoin, on the other hand, is deflationary—it’s designed to increase in value over time. That’s why most people hoard it instead of spending it. Why would anyone trade something that’s only expected to grow in value? For Bitcoin believers, it’s not about using it as a currency but owning a finite asset that could absorb wealth over time. |
| It’s gonna be fucking hilarious |
| Surprisingly it was the one that made fun of his i heart stab chest thrust air salute!! |
| Think we will get a Heil Hitler joke about his release from Musk tomorrow? |
| Cut gang checking in  |
| What does that even mean? \n\nWhat do you buy crypto currency with btw? Like what is it valued in?\n\nIf I asked you to pretend money doesn’t exist how many BTC will you trade me for a Chrysler Town and Country? |
| 603 p tomorrow |
| uhoh i touched my pp with pepper hands. if you need me i'll be dunking my member in milk. |
| JBL goes up every day forever |
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| You think the other side would stack the government up with billionaire donors who basically bought the government? Trump is bought and paid for and he's showing it with Elon holding his leash. |
| Mango lord is going to make JPOW kneel and lower the rates to zero. Inifite money |
| yes but, you no can has money for a sec here. |
| They don’t make’’em like that any more. |
| I want to believe BOJ is riced in but given SPY is at ATH that logic just seems a little off. |
| He’a dismantling the Federal Reserve and replacing it with a Chex4Cash that has a Bitcoin ATM. |
| Priced in. |
| So…… is crypto going up or down? |
| !remindme 1 day |
| Worse, you’re ghey |
| Japan just want the brrrr |
| I kind of like being a bear, except to losing money part  |
| stormy daniels.. really.? |
| Green means up. \nRed means down. |
| God, I don't ask much, but if you are listening, please send Mstr to 350 at open, so I can rollover my puts into juicier puts for next week. Amen |
| Thats.. pretty spot on |
| Tonight at 10 PM in True American (Eastern) Time |
| Fuck Tesla. Hope it crashes |
| Good luck Brother! I’ve made (and lost) soooo much money on ACHR. I’m holding a handful of ten fiddies for tomorrow. 🙏🏼 |
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| Let’s see a 2% rate hike for shits and gigs (holding hella puts and ccs) |
| I thought he personally had no options, MSTX has an options chain. I have been sorta successful at flipping with calls between mstu and mstx. Both of their chains are not very liquid though. |
| Hearing Japan going bigly on this rate rise. This is the country that did a shock interest rise on Christmas day 1989, ‘to have bigger impact’ |
| You expected the stock to go up based on a sale on that specific day? |
| Same brother same |
| you need them for tomorrow |
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| I think its redtube |
| With one swipe of his pen, Trump destroys the entire crypto world! If he can bankrupt casinos, a semi-fake currency will be easy! |
| Depending on what market you prefer, ETH for example has a green daily candle.\nSo are you serious to speak of crash when there was literally just a decent and short sell the news event? |
| Maybe I was uniformed but the last time was like being blindsided, the news is everywhere this time around. |
| $10k take-home this week. But you’re right I am a little full of shit  |
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| BOJ gonna treat us good because of Ichiro Hall Of Fame induction |
| Adjusted for reverse splits it was once 20k + |
| I bout SPY 606p for tomorrow. Am I regarded??  |
| So I shouldn’t put money in MTSY after all |
| Why ppl throw away so much money on stupid bets with such a short time? |
| Nothing executive orders aren't policies or anything. |
| He's not my Peter Brother..... |
| Friday for Japan is Thursday night for us due to the time difference. |
| Don’t wear no bag over head like a lil biotch. |
| do u think anybody ever had a foreskin that was just wayyyy too long? like 6 inches of turtleneck past their tip? |
| Gonna be my first time to buy some call options. If I lose money this is on you and I hope you remember this. |
| You already have a bet going - HON to 245.8973 before 15-Feb-2025 02:29 PM -05 |
| If voting made any difference they wouldn’t let you do it |
| This will end badly 💀 |
| !banbet |
| Thats what money is for... |
| Someone tell this guy it’s already baked in |
| He doesn’t want to get booted from e-trade, which they considered doing last time he did a pump and dump |
| Model Y going on sale tonight. \n\nBank of Japan increasing rates tonight. \n\nGood luck. |
| Makin money 🤷🏻♂️ |
| Hyundai in the front, Prius in the rear, Nazi in the profits. I'm sure it'll sell great. |
| it's decided tomorrow I thought |
| Jeromu Powuru can saki my dickuru |
| BOJ decision leaked: Japan is investing 80% of its GDP into MSFT\n\nGET IN NOW BEFORE THEY REVEAL THE ROBO-BUTLER |
| Calls on TSN |
| What news is upcoming? |
| OMG I almost did the same thing… ON MARGIN … when looking at the charts. |
| You have to learn to surf the waves. Buy and hold BTC and ETH and trade the volatility from these shit coins. Start accumulating the coins that are in talks of a spot ETF and buy and hold \n\nIt’s literally paving way for the poor man to exploit the financial system that’s been holding its foot over their neck their whole lives. You people don’t see the opportunity in front of you \n\nLike the Big Short says\n\n\n“[about credit default swaps]\nLet me put it this way: I’m standing in front of a burning house, and I’m offering you fire insurance on it.” |
| You’d be too if u were holding puts at the EOD. Those two 5 min green ass dildos didn’t fuck around. |
| Adding more SOFI tomorrow before earnings  |
| Read a DD and co-regarded with that guy. Im not looking for it to go ITM, just to pawn it off for some gain. |
| But dude DJT is going to sky rocket any day now! I bought 5 stock just to see how things play out. I gonna retire on that shit this year, wait and see.\n\n/s mostly |
| Crypto has value bc people ascribe a value to it \n\nThey do that for a lot of reasons. Most of them are pretty stupid. The government not being involved is high on the list of stupid ones\n\nConsumer protections are good actually. |
| $580 tomorrow  just put the frosty in my mouth |
| We managed to pump the past 2 years without the orange man. People give him too much credit for nothing. And the market was on the verge of a solid red January before the magical V happened, proving that this market will never be able to sustain any selloff. |
| Also download the screen recorder for making a video tomorrow at 9:30 AM. |
| None of this is the guy’s idea. It’s whichever wind is blowing his bank account. But to answer the question, I actually don’t know where he stands on gold. |
| Idk exactly next one but there are plenty in 2025 |
| I’ve heard brothels in east Asia have bitcoin signs above them. It’s definitely more than a game to many. |
| BOJ interest rate decision tonight and the carry trade also will resume right after  |
| Well so far you are 0/2 |
| Sell n let me triple your money. |
| FOMO in retail bout to kick in |
| That's just what they did back then.It was okay |
| Legitimately, what the fuck was that close? I still can’t wrap my stupid ghey ber head around it? WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT! |
| It’s all about the game, and how you play it. |
| Attention whoring. |
| I think that’s enough internet for me today. |
| Absolutely nothing. |
| the volume was held back today, I think people are waiting for BOJ decision.\n\nTomorrow could be our first FREE MONEY FRIDAY of the year.  |
| Sewer side cheaper and they lived full lives. SHOOT FOR THE STARS 💫 AIM FOR THE MOON |
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| The thing is that they might go in, but for Bitcoin it doesn't really matter. |
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| Wen SPY $1k?  |
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| So, if I understand the third point correctly, this is restricting the creation of a centralized crypto currency? |
| Crypto is Mary-Kay for dudes. |
| *laughing *stock*. \n\nAlso,It’s not an event or something that occurs, it’s a label put on someone or something being mocked or ridiculed. Like, “(to the rich) the ‘poors’ are the laughing stock of society.” \n\nYou want “having a laugh” in your sentence. |
| Coinfederacy Dollars. |