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| SPY opened at 679 and -30 minutes before close it's still 679 🦀🦀🦀 |
| We need someone to do world peace.\n\nIma need one of yall to port oil calls |
| Sure |
| https://preview.redd.it/560b3nvvzeug1.png?width=578&format=png&auto=webp&s=4ae83cf58ca890aa320ab8bbfbce8d69d4a88f3e\n\n |
| 🥭 and the Pakistanis worked out some World Liberty racket awhile back……”Peace Talks” this weekend though |
| Better than not breaking even. |
| Genius level strategy. |
| China just landed in Pakistan as well |
| dont forget INTC revised guidance *down* for its next quarter. this pump wont last. |
| Just sold 180c WhoreWeave expiring 2 months from now. Just a 1.5x bagger. Whatever. Gains are gains. |
| this is some power hour |
| The DD we all needed |
| Bruh I'm about to ask AI to go make a picture of JD sitting on a sofa surrounded by the imams standing behind him like that one picture |
| way to post this end of day friday haha |
| Why would I have a kid when the government is actively pulling the ladder up & society collapses |
| Holy Theta |
| I would hope so |
| It's okay the Beast will agree to a ceasefire. |
| Fuck Tesla |
| Its almost like theyre dumping it on critical moments 🥱 \n\nStraight open? We good with infrastructure? |
| *You'll get em next week tiger*, he whispered to himself in the mirror. |
| I have been hovering over it but I don’t got the stones to hold over the weekend |
| Forreal |
| I just meant on the day lol |
| QQQ or SPY? |
| nah, you deserve to be down on that stock just like the clown who pumped it, puts |
| Got some insider news JD is using his best eye liner and personally shipped in an expensive couch for this upcoming meeting. Calls it is |
| Lmao fuck this market. MSFT is up .2% from when I bought calls at 1:50 and my calls are down 2% . |
| 🥭 promises mass pardons to staff before leaving office.\n\n\nWhat. What do they need all those pardons for\n\n\n |
| Would love to see that sell wall crumble right now. |
| I feed off the anger, confusion and frustration in the chat |
| We have the president of our country pumping overvalued meme tickers on social media. No choice but to buy calls on everything. |
| PLTR back to 140 next week |
| 🏳️🌈 |
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| “Access has initially been restricted to a small group of major technology and financial firms…” |
| And the world was just not prepared for that in 1950 or whatever |
| They love the Cult. Don’t go against the High Priests of the cults |
| Puts |
| Yeah they cut like 1000 full timers or 20% of employees since the new administration took over. |
| Yeah I trade futures and the last couple weeks I’m scared to go long oil or short an index when fake news just wrecks my account |
| You think you'll make money if AMD falls over the weekend? |
| "give us Greenland, so we can protect you from China."\n\nwhy don't you ask something from Taiwan maybe? lol\n\n |
| I wouldn't trade places with JD for all the tea in china, there's no way he comes out of this and looks good. |
| Wah 😡 I made $20 dollars today |
| Just casually including the underage demographic as "waiting" to have a kid |
| wtf is this?! wheres the sell-off? |
| This is going higher AH... |
| !remindme 2026-12-31 |
| Whatever you do—don’t buy puts for next week. OR OIL CALLS!! You will bankrupt yourself! |
| Goya Beans to the Mooooooon! |
| If it ends over 680 today I will staples my nips. BET |
| weekend will trigger it |
| any oil bulls in here? At this point I am not sure about any of this. it drops like a rock on any somewhat positive news, then barely goes up on anything negative. |
| Good job Bers, seriously, keep it up. |
| Power hr getting denied? lol |
| Jpow was so cool\n\nHow are the markets gonna work without him? |
| This is the dumbest most openly corrupt admin |
| Glad I sold 1/3 my position at $206. Regret not selling the rest.\n\nProof:\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/55rv0otfzeug1.png?width=1063&format=png&auto=webp&s=1d8b68e0f2e1db885a50270f00482c47c379272b\n\nThat being said, my average cost is $28 so I cant really complain. |
| xDDDD my reaction as well 😂😂😂 |
| Easily |
| it is and has been though. just because it had a correction after an gigantic parabolic move doesn't mean it's not thriving |
| That's what they *want* you to think! |
| Can we please just end the day above 680 that would be much appreciated |
| still red. u ok? |
| whichever way you pick will be wrong:) |
| No |
| Why so bearish? |
| Yes |
| Is RDDT a good buy or not? How about MSFT? |
| no it won't. MMs have complete control and are pinning it every single day to bleed out options to the max. |
| Logic left the group chat a while ago |
Fox News doc on lower fertility rate: "The problem is teens and young adults, from ages 15-19 the fertility rate is down 7%, and it's down 70% over the last two decades, meaning we're telling people that are young not have babies, to wait until they're in a more stable life situation"\n\n Lis Power (@lispower.bsky.social) Fox News doc on lower fertility rate: "The problem is teens and young adults, from ages 15-19 the fertility rate is down 7%, and it's down 70% over the last two... bsky.app |
| IDGAF if it's the bottom when the value is good |
| Next week Thursday |
| March lows??? Banbet it man |
| Pray |
| anything less than 0.3% really just needs to be an email at this point i mean its 2026 guys |
| Honestly this isn't the worst bet I've seen here. Godspeed, smoothbrain! |
| when is that? |
| So naturally, back to $600 |
| That you can do illegal things via Truth Social with no repercussions \n\nThat you can inside trade and can short oil before a tweet without repercussions \n\nEtc \n\nEtc |
| Six rounds of interviews but didn’t pass the background check |
| https://preview.redd.it/98tw415czeug1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c5593fd82d35cb49db761802447877d7debfe4d5 |
| Sell boys you know you don’t wanna hold over the weekend 👁️🫦👁️ just dump it $5 here right quick |
| oh ok thanks |
| https://preview.redd.it/vxbziucbzeug1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7cfb09bca83ca0513bb5a1bc815e9a7557f5f94e |
| Fine I’ll just do a couple 1dtes, I’ve earned it |
| There's only so much 🥭 can prop up the markets before TSM earnings put an end to this pump fake. |
| Yeah they would never try to manipulate it upward after 7 straight Green Day’s, needs a “correction” before a renewed push. |
| Spy cant give us any retard pump like it has been doing all week? |
| Imo the longer we see this green constant the more convinced I am this is going to crater immensely |
| Breaking things is always a lot faster and cheaper than building them |
| Very impressive DD |
| No, multiple deals |
| If they showed Aragorn/Eowyn they'd also have to show Frodo/Sam |
| last minute pump? |
| Disgusting market action. |
| Big announcement right after close as is tradition |
| The 12 year olds in office are fudging their F- into a B- thinking we dont see the 40/100 on the test |
| Just got banned in the r/silvernews subreddit for saying Zhoran Ayatollah Mamdami can’t single handedly end the precious metals market. Precious metal boys are soft. |
| **bers** and **bols**, what have we learned about the market in the last week!?\n\n# THE MARKET IS FAKE AND _____ ......AND...... ALSO🧃 |
| Alright… getting close to the time. 30 mins to go until a swing one way or another. Logic would say down so calls? |
| Would be hilarious just SPY to end red .001% just to hold up the appearance of not being totally manipulated and reaching an insane amount of consecutive green days during a huge geopolitical crisis and energy supply disruptions |
| On Sunday |
| Seems a no-brainer? A reasonable P/E, its got its fingers into both EV charging and general shift-to-renewables electrification, plus its a big Robotics company, and nothing is as filled with future potential as robotics these days, AND its not in the US (so avoiding the rollercoaster of politics) but its even in good-old-neutral SWITZERLAND. Plus the chart fills me with happy feelings. No, its not Palantir or Tesla, but there is something to be said for a company where the CEO is not a political figure. Am I mad to think these guys are the *next big(ish) thing*? |
| Don’t invest in your own prison |
| LOL, you sound like a victim that misses out on buying opportunities. |
| Lol true |
| is INTC rising because of increased geopolitical risk? |
| Reddit is just a front for Sydney Sweeney simping. Yall need help. She look like she got a real hard talking to by Down’s syndrome before ultimately not being offered the job. |
| Man I'm fully in pltr and this is the last endorsement after cramer that I'd want |
| PLTR SHREK COCK PLS |
| Let’s make it 3/4 |
| Fuck yea, sounds more exciting than the shitshow we have now |
| Hassett is such a fkn tool. |
| 180° incoming? |
| 680 resistance will prove the death of this pump. We will retest march lows again soon enough. Puts are locked and loaded. |
| There’s 2 realities in America now, one for the 8+ figures and one for everyone else |
| Investing in your own prison..peak 2026 |
| Not holding any options over the weekend. |
| They should have showed all of that |
| New Taco Bell Cantina just opened. |
| Spy 750 on monday |
| Idk man I scalped daily momentum off UNH, INTC, AMZN and NVIDIA. If I exited when I was supposed to I would have made a fairly easy $400 or so |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/Money-Will-1867 made a bet that SPY would go to 630.0 within **4 days** when it was 657.989 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 0 wins and 1 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| Mango broke the market, should have let mother nature take its course |
| This can't be real - seriously right ? |
| MSAI gonna moon next quarter I feel it in my balls |
| Is there news |
| 😂 |
| This weekend feels like its gonna be spicy |
| big announcement before close i feel it in my plums |
| If you weren't 🌈, you wouldn't like tongue kissing guys 🤷♂️ |
| No crying in the casino bitch tits |
| Dont care how hard they manipulate, not selling till they pump i got time |
| Nope, so no tax to pay when I make a few mil |
| Anyone else thinking 670 Monday |
| Spy only cares about oil at the least convenient time for my positions lmao |
| No dude, the real scheme is in convenient stores.. $CASY |
| The real answer is...\n\nBecause it's irrelevant to the main story\n\nLike yeah they were shitting everywhere and Aragorn and Eowyn probly fucked a few times but who cares when there are undead wraiths riding around on pterodactyls and shit |
| Every Friday I hurl stink bombs into my local community center, but I wait until after 8pm so as not to disrupt the market. |
| LMAO |
| bish I flip houses, do you want to buy my house? And what is software? |
| In hindsight I fucked up.. will do it again tho |
| Nope. Just suffer from TDS is all |
| Space stocks are about to gap up because of Artemis landing they’re already starting to go up look at LUNR |
| too much winning! |
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| To keep bibi or not |
| If semis didn’t randomly pump all this week spy would never be this price |
| Come on close green so you can Continue the streak |
| i've got to let it expire worthless to really teach me a lesson\n\n |
| Everything's getting more expensive and everyone around me is getting unhappier.\n\nIs this what winning looks like? |
| After the weekend I strongly suspect my anoos shall once again be in a perilous perdickament. |
| Puts for next week for sure |
| 5/1 $180 NVDA puts are $2.65. You’re welcome |
| LUNR broke my heart today. thought getting out at break even was a blessing |
| Can you even harvest this as a tax loss? There's no capital gains to pay so I assume the other way too? |
| If Netflix tanks on earnings I think imma puke |
| Leveraged UCO option holding over the weekend? Good bad or neutral? |
| WH Sr. Adviser Hassett: I hope gas price spike isn't affecting other things - Fox News\n\n\nIt’s like he’s doing a fucking bit |
| If you think this is the bottom for software, it’s probably best you give up on this whole “trading” thing and stick to flipping those burgers |
| Some are saying they’re the greatest negotiations they’ve ever seen |
| Air defences are almost always placed:\n\n\n1. Around borders and coastlines\n2. In a ring AROUND cities\n3. Next to government buildings, power plants, and military headquarters\n\nNot INSIDE the city. Let alone between high rise buildings.\n\nAlso, the iron dome has a range of 70km, that’s literally double the distance from Tel Aviv to the West Bank border. Or the same distance from Tel Aviv to Gaza… |
| Some sour South American variety of mango sure, not sweet Pakistani ones |
| I’m guessing OP full ported into it after the tweet and is mad it didn’t moon. |
| still have time to sell your OTM puts for $0.03 |
| 💯 |
| ngl the confidence here is insane lol. if it actually works that’s kinda terrifying for intuit |
| Spy calls for 690 or puts for 670? |
| Deepfake detection and AI fraud prevention, but the only thing detecting losses is the market\n\n |
| All because they dont want us tk close in the green. Too fucking bad im closing in the green! |
| #As soon as markets close, war starts again LMAO🤌 |
| THETAGANG is feasting on the $679p though |
| Who the hell is Brent Crude??? |
| no traction |
| this is top behavior. its one of those shit stocks you can make 80% on the drop |
| these spy rejections are insane |
| Imagine having a ripped asshole at sea... |
| MAXQ |
| did you think they'd actually permit to follow through instead of just magically V'ing it back and pinning it? heh. |
| if you short this with 3-6 month puts. you will make money. add puts all the way to $1000 |
| The current situation is a lot more promising than earlier in the week when Oil went down to low 90s. Oil will end up in the 80s next week. |
| Huh proof ? |
| so that's why they call it a strangle fml |
| A guidebook |
| Typical. It’s programmed to do so |
| Flatter than the 🌎 |
| BIGLY |
| SPY executing stop losses right now... |
| My tanker's still at anchor, \nWe're runnin' outta food. \nI'm a lonely seaman wanker, \nI got the Hormuz Blues. \nI got the Hormuz Blues. \n🎵🎶 |
| 120 |
| 😂 |
| Bears want this to end red, are you going to let them? |
| 👏 |
| Market becoming dangerously detached from reality but it's very funny to see at least |
| Lost 2.2k on NOW CSPs... screw it, I am not holding shares of this crap. At least I am out.\n\n\nCRM is the only SaaS I will continue selling CSPs for. |
| Turtles are green, buying calls |
| Prob browsing wsb. |
| I wonder if the negotiations are going "Strongly," or "Very Strongly." |
| SPY out here destroying everyone's 0DTE |
| See you guys Monday this market is so retarded is untradable let's see what happens on the weekend |
| Just a reminder while you use your “brain” and lose money, millions are making bank with flash drive company |
| Spy such a dude, qqq moving far away from it |
| Opposite, war escalation and market tanks sunday night |
| and you didn't buy calls any of those 8 days? |
| Anyone that jumped on it is down 2% atm lol |
| https://preview.redd.it/7fh0s2t9yeug1.png?width=1024&format=png&auto=webp&s=0bc7f2b4f8344686bb66cee93a8418fb6587b633 |
| SDNK baby! |
| More like guidelines |
| We hold a Joker they hold a Strait |
| If you ask, the universe must answer |
| Gentlemen its official, I've lost 2/3rds of my account |
| If there’s aliens that can get here, defense stocks are *worthless* lol.\n\n |
| Just wish there was more volume to figure out wtf is really going on |
| They gonna pump into weekend. That’s insane. So probably happening 🤡 |
| market finally taking it's foot off softwares neck? |
| SPX fighting for that 8th green day! 🥵🥵🥵 |
| No1 cares about oil. I have literally never gone to the store to buy a barrel of oil. |
| Can we just have a proper sour hour one of these days? |
| Is this really all the bears can muster? |
| Loading up on calls for the weekend 🌮 |
| I asked myself what else could go wrong this morning buying puts\n\nI just got a fucking flat tire at the airport |
| Markets waiting for JD Vance AH today to say "great talks with iran, the war is over!" To shoot up another 4% for monday |
| To da moon |
| 14 trades and I made $67. #winning #tigerblood |
| Time to short this like its AMC. |
| 2026 gonna be the first win for the dividend heavy port in a long time |
| I fucking love futures\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/1w76qvi1yeug1.jpeg?width=1206&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9147fecab0871d5dd1c9eb32f76b50a1d0e660af |
| Kirkland just hit the market 1 week ago. ~70 cents a can and almost identical to Celsius\n\nJust finished my 1st case it’s great. |
| Computer was a mistake. Return to rock. |
| Yup |
| Nahhhhh |
| I have a mandate to lose money and I'm not gonna stop until I do it! |
| Man all this gambling is hard work, I need a vacation |
| Let that be a lesson to you, ber |
| One more big pump from $amzn lets fkn go |
| Also, *affect |
| Down is very relative lol.... USO $124.25 vs $82 before this shit started. |
| Hopefully he shoots low so vibes are up for next week |
| FBI HRT inbound hot! |
| And.... down 2% lol |
| We are going for 8 Green Day’s in a row and it’s going to happen. |
| God forbid SPY close red |
| When my great uncle was bored in the navy, they’d light toilet paper rolls on fire and throw them through the mess hall |
| How come they never showed anyone in the Fellowship taking a shit during their quest? Like, do they not shit in Middle Earth? |
| What if the aliens live in the strait and they think the Iranians are funny so they help them beat us |
| yep, but unfotunately we live in the real world brother |
| I want to do this too but I already have enough pltr drones following my ass. |
| “I have terminal cancer and less than 6 months to live, without this expensive treatment, how do I turn what I have into millions as fast as possible. Risk does not matter, moon or death. Give me at least 10 ideas” |
| Unpatriotic \n |
| glory hole galore |
| calls too |
| NFLX will probably be $110 by EOW next week |
| We're all in this thread |
| Amazon pump |
| Bulls getting rekt next week |
| Decenter men... center $$$ |
| doesnt mean i can't try and lose! |
| V market |
| > Oil down\n\n> Market flat |
| Not hungry but I need to eat due to stress. |
| Spreads wider than Ber butthole rn |
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| HTZ looks like it wants to go up, can anyone that knows better check that out? I see people talking about a short squeeze. |
| Exactly. These guys are so butthurt over an obvious racist joke. When Chappel says the n word he gets a Netflix special. When I say it, I get cancelled. Double standards |
| So we're gonna close flat lmfaooooo |
| mango tacos sound like they'd hit |
| Bless your heart |
| why are fridays always like this man |
| First time shorting and I got these rigged movements fml |
| Lol good luck buddy. Crime is legal now |
| AAPL after announcing during earnings it has to build another factory because of the popularity of its Airpods.\n\nflat.\n\nSDNK ---- exists.\n\nup 40% in a week. |
| *citing |
| bullish |
| Genuine question wtf are the guys on the stuck boats doing all day? Booze cruise? LAN party? |
| Wtf is this flat bs |
| You a snitch? |
| any reason why? |
| Washington DC is according to Google trends |
| The dip kept dipping. Value trapped my ass.\n\nAs a developer myself I know the software fear is overdone. These systems are more than code. It's security, backup, maintenance, upgrades, training, support, integration, data, hosting, redundancy and do much more. No way is John in accounting vibe coding Salesforce. Could there be some effect, sure. It's going to take time to prove out |
| You'd think Gold would thrive in that environment |
| He forgot to thank me for my attention to this matter |
| A deal that benefits themselves, maybe. |
| Not if we bought at the top and sold near the bottom |
| The Market cannot tell me the value of my lovely stocks! |
| Honestly if you send Dustin Johnson to negotiate I bet he comes back with the strait open. The tankers may be transporting cocaine, but at least it’ll be open |
| 👋🏼 idk I’m really just into 💵 |
| Sell before you finish the weekend with 0% |
| Breaking News; I like turtles |
| What a boring day |
| gotta be |
| no we didn't |
| France ditching windows for Linux. Why? Because fuck 🥭 |
| cant even muster up a -0.1% day after 7 straight days green 8% up? |
| dread it, run from it\n\nShrek's dick goes up and to the right |
| That's the market's job |
| No one 🌮s like a 🥭 |
| your puts can't compete against $9 billion of government printing every day |
| Calls are +100%, I'll be happy with 680.5 |
| Buying SaaS cause I'm sassy |
| Yeah fucking knew it was gonna moon. If I was retarded, I would buy calls just to feel something through the weekend. |
| Anyone buying pltr atm? |
| so many just ready to hold over the weekend. fishy |
| "wtf clown show is this"\n\n\nSir do you have *any* idea where and when you are right now |
| And calls |
| 'We are negotiating very very hard. But now it's time for some golf. Later retards." |
| Ethics committee must love this. |
| It’s ok, it’s a sure thing, probably. |
| bulls r dum |
| I’m getting theta fucked with these calls. |
| The market is very much in "that shit's over unless I officially hear otherwise" mode |
| Not nvda for anthropic.\nMore Amazon and Google tbh |
| What tankers bound for China? |
| ive never seen anything more rigged in my life |
| No I went straight off of personal feelings towards Intel in the AI/Chips space. To me $250 a contract for a year and a half of time was a good deal. |
| 2 ships through hormuz today. #winning |
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| Ain't no way qqq goes red or flat with tmsc results and chips rally. |
| Look again retard |
| Buy the dip |
| The war talk doesn't need to go well. All it need to do is extend it to another date for the next meeting. The market will love that and keep pumping with low volume. |
| Not wrong… |
| All your puts are worthless. Thanks for playing \n\n |
| https://preview.redd.it/1oyvlciaxeug1.png?width=1196&format=png&auto=webp&s=828070d28b441c1df4d3a569f1dc39439a2b4042\n\n |
| You think AI can replace Cloudflare’s infrastructure |
| perfectly flat. dead silent. still waters |
| Nvda calls did extremely well today 9 baggers |
| Go on Bessent, keep shorting oil. One of us is going to die and I’m dumb enough to think it won’t be me. |
| In a parallel universe truly hope Mango is like in his 4th year of prison time |
| Still 15mins to power hour |
| market is regarded, highly. |
| Dealers are going to be forced to buy this FYI. They can't hide from it. Sky Net has become self aware. |
| Cheers to the geniuses who shorted PLTR in response to this tweet. |
| It's Nov 2029 six months after the the AI bubble has burst but there you are with your SaaS portfolio finally getting the money you deserved. |
| If we end green that would make this an 8 day rally |
| Power hour let's go 683 💪 |
| Lost too much selling the bottom when his favorite TA YouTuber told him to. Sad! |
| USO GO BACK UP YOU FUCKASS |
| Completely flat, in awe of this market |
| hoegh autoliners, Norwegian car & heavy industry naval transportation. The one downside is you have to deal with Norwegian taxes. |
| It seems no one went to the party though |
| Ridiculous price action |
| I h8 💻 |
| Unless somebody goes down, I don't see a happy ending. |
| Correct. I don't have a cock and balls. |
| This is a certified theta day |
| Ok LUNR that’s enough you can come back down now |
| Warships being reloaded? Yeah yeah fancy way of saying taco |
| If NVDA breaks 190 the world instantly ends and all the shit in Revelations happens |
| Is this seriously gonna bid into close lmao. Market does not give a shit about war talks risk. |
| Fak I want to buy more oil but I know I'm going to get burned |
| Well played, well played |
| Invest in groceries. That shit only goes up. |
| RIP MOTHER FUCKER RIP |
| oh really sherlock |
| It's green! And it's gone... |
| Market seems very confident those 3 stooges that are negotiating for USA are going to come with a great deal |
| Why |
| DOW is even under 50k so maybe they can talk about it |
| Now do a slop post for Palantir!\n\nSincerely, \nPeter Thiel |
| Us? |
| Obviously. |
| Seeing these kids wear baggy jeans and ugly ass 90s haircuts is making me laugh. |
| Here comes the pump doo n doo doo! |
| It’s only illegal if it’s punished |
| Hold pltr calls thorugh weekend? |
| Ghey by close |
| This focking blows donkey dick. 100% controlled market |
| We’re gonna end green LOL |
| which one? |
| What abt mom? |
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| then short it |
| my next password will be MMIWG2SLGBTQIA+ |
| Remember: you’re a genius and you have a 10” cock |
| Negotiations going down in Pakistan |
| Definitely to the right |
| Depends on who's breaking it. |
| 696.90 |
| Dip buyers reward again this market is too easy |
| rada rada |
| Sicko |
| Believe it or not, black mom day …lol!!! |
| what is happening right now |
| NVDA TO THE MOON. CMON. BREAK 190 |
| Epstein Files are back on the menu. |
| 401k fridays always get the worst fills *sigh* |
| !banbet SNDK +2% 53h |
| So was his comment considering they were just blaming AI for bombing that school of children in Iran. Or were we supposed to forget that because it's been more than 2 days? |
| He's the reason its been going down so much lately. But then he's the reason it climbed so high in the first place. |
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| downvote brigade before close is fufu lame |
| Yes exactly. Market is currently undergoing the price in of the de escalation.\n |
| This aint' the same market I knew the rest of the week. Sumn' fucked up |
| We’ll be here when you’re unbanned |
| Higher highs, lower lows indicate upwards |
| Iran War was sooo 3 days ago |
| why are there these fake posts of gains? are they selling their strategy or farming karma |
| funny because my one dividend stock is 70% up ytd and every other growth stock I have is -20% |
| Market doesn’t care about Middle East bullshit bears, just buy stocks! |
| I feel like this should be illegal. |
| I gotta take a shit |
| Sandisk 881 easy af sunday open |
| your dad still doesn't love you |
| Bull lives don’t matter |
| The bread is stale and the circus is sold out. |
| Moon shot coming |
| Add the stock price in the original post please 😅 |
| Everything |
| There's like 2.5 of us.\n\nAlso we're more into men 💅 |
| Spy gonna close above 680 |
| Bingo, just keep rolling cheap options until it collapses |
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| $MU struggles to keep green everyday, think it has topped |
| I’m with you there bro, sticking this one out for the pay day down the road |
| we run up on escalations, because markets are forward looking into the de-escalation pump. so just skip the dump straight into the pump. |
| Bulls will be fighting for their lives at 630 in 2 weeks |
| WHITE HOUSE OFFICIAL SAYS TRUMP NOW THINKS OPENING THE STRAIT OF HORMUZ IS NOT EXPECTED SOON DUE TO DOUBTS.\n\n\nWho really cares about the strait anymore it's old news |
| Oil about do dump hard |
| are you kidding? domestic us oil producers get to charge the same amount for barrel as opec does this is the greatest thing that could have happened to them |
| The fact that you're taking this so personally shows that yea, you've got a pretty good shot at totally blowing up your shit. Anyone who's not retarded is able to see like wow yea that was super fucking close, I got a pretty lucky and that absolutely could've gone the other way. It takes a real retard to get their ass saved by a generational TACO pump 2 days before losing literally everything and the conflate that for some type of skill. You played some high stakes gambling, and you hit. \n\nHonestly bro, as a gambling addict who's gone on multiple generational runs including going 10k to 750k then proceeding to lose 600k of it... it's in your best interest to acknowledge that this is gambling and there was a ton of luck involved in this. Yea, there's absolutely a skill factor and you made a good call, but short term options are gambling, Trump can tweet and completely destroy your portfolio. It's 100p in your best interest to humble yourself a bit, just sayin. |
| SCHD is run by pieces of shit. if you are dividend fund...why are you down?? |
| Is this going up or down 😂 |
| As a guy what does that have to do w anything😭 |
| Is this thread a sausage party? Where them girls at. Im nice boy. |
| It is sad how the US economy has been one pnd scheme after another since 2008.\n\nAnyways, buy calls or get left behind. |
| Really wanna buy more 681 calls but I feel like that’s exactly what they want me to do |
| Funny thing is one of them is actually a JeDi. |
| the truth.. haha |
| I just pray they dont bring back plaid, hate that broccoli haircut with a passion |
| I have \`1 trillion dollars, you ask how? I just made an app, named it bank and put a acount balance and put 1 trillion under it. \n\nThis is how fake this is, its not real, non of it is. You are ai fighting for something that we can just make more of any moment. All to keep the game going |
| Flat market. Typical ass Friday |
| go for it |
| Poet swalled 5 Viagras at once |
| i sold my shares yesterday around break even, how do i time these things every single time it's simply amazing |
| HAVE YOU SEEN PRICES?! |
| No way Jose! |
| What’s people’s thoughts on AFRM |
| 2 weeks, magic time frame for all problems to resolve itself |
| Thoughts on NOW? |
| 681 possible? |
| It is better if he start a cult and leave rest of us & world alone... |
| Listening back to Pusha T’s Drake diss (which is some No Vaseline level shit) and it’s like bruh, you already got dusted *so* hard in that battle how are you going to step to Kendrick lol you are out of your fucking mind |
| HTZ squeeze happening! Get in now |
| Oooh its gonna be a WEIRD close either way |
| run up till brokerages autoliquidate, then we gonna flush to make sur everyone loses. |
| It’s quite possibly the most annoying piece of shit to ever exist |
| Invest in holes in the floorboards. |
| lol Mangomarket doesn’t take orders |
| guys do you really think 🥭 would put Vance in a position to succeed and look good? |
| Ever heard the phrase "shama Llamma ding dong"? |
| How many more resistance tests |
| This crabby for a friday... lame |
| Trump’s basically trying to juggle three big problems at once and dropping them all 🤡📉. He’s pushing Iran, trying to keep Israel from going too far, and hoping Turkey and NATO stay on his side, but nobody’s really listening. Israel is doing its own thing, Iran isn’t backing down, and Turkey’s not jumping in to help. So instead of being in charge, it looks more like he’s stretched too thin—like putting money in too many risky bets at once and losing control of all of them. |
| I was disciplined but took so many regarded decision this week and so down now |
| lmao spy is red now you dumbass. go back to wendys |
| We dont need Harris, get my mayor mamdani as the president |
| What tech tickers do the Amish run. I wanna buy calls |
| No, it’s a succulent meal made from Goya(tm) refried beans and other Goya(tm) products! |
| Bulls need to be obliterated. Their civilization should be sent to the Stone Age to never recover |
| ACTIONS HAVE CONSEQUENCES |
| Skinny jeans and cardigans will be the next style zoomers going to take from millennials after they are done with with the y2k fashion |
| When will MSFT stop getting 🍇 everyday? Lmao |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/optimaltimemism made a bet that SPY would go to 612.0 within **1 day** when it was 679.601 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 0 wins and 1 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| The chart of TSLA from this week has to be studied. Like what happend there? |
| The real weekend risk. |
| Why would bill gates allow this |
| The weekend is already here? Well at least it’s not a 3 day weekend this time |
| the downvote patrol in here shows how bad retail got burned |
| they're giving away oil for free again |
| SERIOUSLY!!!!!!! ahem.... which broker is this? |
| news over the weekend could be about their acquisition of another company |
| https://www.sec.gov/submit-tip-or-complaint/report-possible-securities-law-violations |
| and? |
| Supposed to be dump Friday wtf |
| I guess im getting banned guys |
| ALAB Jesus |
| there there with ya |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/FriedCheeseSanga made a bet that SPY would go to 685.0 within **5 hours** when it was 680.392 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 1 wins and 7 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| So, do I fill up the tank on the way home, or try making it to Monday morning? |
| Imagine flying economy and not having a few Rolexes at least. Happy weekend poors. |
| Im betting they are bleeding out all bets on downward moves before they crater shit tbh, we know things are not gonna be fixed |
| Imagine investing into BULL when a real broker like HOOD exists. |
| Hezbollah launching a shit ton of missiles at Israel. |
| And the stock is down 14% in the last 5 days, so obviously if anything his endorsement is having the reverse effect. |
| Casino closing soon. Searching for the fat ugly chicks to take home. ❤️ |
| Here comes the money printer to cushion the poor baby from falling. |
| Like ho..... how is he getting away with this? |
| I actually hate the people who are betting against me in this market |
| Narrator: He was toast |
| https://preview.redd.it/rja5c29vveug1.jpeg?width=1320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a8390260791676476eae108607f7934699e850fd |
| The American government, stock market, economy, and society overall are very obviously circling the drain. But I'm sure there'll still be plenty of whiny fools on CNBC saying how the upcoming crash was a "black swan" nobody could have predicted.\n\nhttps://www.nytimes.com/2026/04/10/us/open-ai-sam-altman-molotov-cocktail.html |
| Melted |
| I'm not even a bol lol\n\nStill a ber |
| If this ends green i'm toast |
| This is how the revolution against the tech bros begins |
| you stole that from twitter |
| Bagholding. Crying in my bed |
| This is a kangaroo timeline Ser |
| META would be like 1000/share if profiles had background music |
| Why not finish everyday of the week green when we’re still at war. It’s just some random place in the desert that transports most of the world’s fuel |
| There was a post on r/stocks about regretting not being in the market for this pop. I nearly wet myself laughing. Mango is nothing except consistently a taco. |
| Bro I know someone that swears he's going to create 7-10 multi billion dollar companies by using AI to vibe code website. Yea...... |
| I know. But aren't they in the area? |
| Sooo puts? |
| its fair to say that Altman is the most hated CEO out there |
| Can someone please tell me if this is legal in the US? To me - a Eurotard simpleton - it seems outrageous that the president can promote anything in this way. I can't remember any previous US presidents doing so. |
| Can someone explain why people are asking if Lammas are bad? |
| Where were you when msft was kill |
| Yeah fugg it |
| Will it pump all next week too? I think it will |
| I really thought we'd dump to end this day because who the hell wants to hold through the weekend, yet here we are pumping to close. I bought puts to close. Luckily it was only 80 dollars worth. |
| C'mon break out you got this |
| Bears never learn |
| Wednesday: buy FSLY and sell calls for a 30% margin of safety. \nTwo days later: FSLY down 30%\n |
| I currently hold Sanjay memory, Jensen chips and Michael data canter. How’s my port? |
| Ah yes the pump for ants |
| They may have cards, but they have no balls |
| We totally didn't need any help beating Iran, but also fuck NATO for not helping! |
| Use SPX$ next time bigger contract. Can go broke faster. |
| Bread\nTh |
| Another reject here and we dump all the way into close |
| The economist points out that Amodei pulled exactly the same stunt when he was at OpenAI |
| Is it? |
| $MSFT acting like Windows Vista |
| Who hasn’t done that? |
| Greta in her wildest dreams could not have done more for alternative energy then Trump. It's like Minions. Trump was doing his best to help big oil but in the end he hurt them. AI is next. Get out your pocket calculators and Commadore 64's |
| You mean you don't have a whole bitcoin?\n\n50centdrivesaway.gif |
| They can have all the cards they want. Trump is shitting on the pot. |
| Maybe was his sister, she has a sexual abuse lawsuit against him |
| That show DTF St. Louis has such a good soundtrack. |
| Yeah get me some of those google century bonds while I'm at it |
| STONK WARS\n\nThe trade federation has blocked the strait of Hormuz as other system succeed from the Union. In the time of crisis, chancellor 🥭 has dispatched two retards knights secretly in order to end the crisis before war breaks out… |
| How do you tell if an options contract is or isnt cheap? What site do you use? do you see charts for the each option? |
| Don’t ruin their psychotic delusions. It could send them crashing and end in roping |
| I'm starting a podcast where I interview bers to find out what makes them tick. |
| Created my first Claude account 3 minutes ago, just logged in and it already coded the next $1T SaaS company for me. |
| SNOW |
| And they ain't giving us any bread. |
| I told you we weren’t going down. I’m not kidding when I say it’s impossible to bring this market down right now. |
| # imagining flying Economy and using public transport LMAOOOOOOOOOOO\n\n \n |
| Oil is gonna moon next week when everyone realizes no one’s going through the Strait of Hormuz |
| That's oil baron Brent Crude's brother |
| Ready for the late pump because god forbid we have a red day under these circumstances |
| Hmm I could see their "intention" might be to provide coverage for that neighborhood though, not necessarily because they wanted human shields, but rather, the missile defense is shielding those humans in that residential area. |
| Saying Iran has No cards while they can hold the Economy Hostage is funny |
| fuck you weren't joking |
| Can MSFT go green please |
| Crazy shit, Vance is in Hungary because they vote on Sunday. Dystopian Sci Fi stuff |
| Still down 2.4% today |
| I'm buying at 30. |
| idk now to run a back test but can someone check if nvda goes up on Friday mornings at a significant rate? i feel like there's a payday effect |
| PLTR is going to 50, they're gonna dump this garbage to 100 by EOM and then crash it on earnings on May 5th. Won't even matter what numbers are reported. Just look at how other software companies earnings went. Market doesn't care about the numbers anymore, the only reason the numbers are decent (for example Adobe) is because of boomer companies that are slow to adopt AI. Eventually they'll be forced to as their competition does, which is when those numbers elevator down. |
| 100 years out |
| Why wait? Join the club |
| So sell or buy? |
| The theory is that it does, for now. |
| AI is good |
| the iranians don't seem to realize they have no cards, except for pocket aces |
| Markets have mooned on the last hour every day this week and you're not buying? |
| All software / SAAS stocks r headed to 0. U would have to be world’s biggest dumass to hold those. Unless of course u got puts - in that case congratz. |
| How far out do my MSFT calls have to be before I should just go over to bagholders over at value investing? |
| Casino closes in 60min. Where go? Stay here? |
| If the market was only the IGV or BUG… o yea! Dance! 💃💃💃🤣 |
| Gas prices moving like meme coins? If you wanted this admin for the volatility well you got it |
| Shorting after it lost 15% in a week, you belong here |
| They haven't even talked yet lol |
| Holding positions over weekend risky, but with all the moves now made after hours may be worth it |
| The US has like 80 days worth of supply still no? |
| They own casino. What did you expect? |
| "BREAKING: A Molotov cocktail was thrown at OpenAI CEO Sam Altman's home, per FOX" |
| Did he promise to do this in order for Thiel to give permission for Vance's big trip? |
| Realized $250 loss\n\nAnd running more around $300 \n\nI will wait until market pulls back |
| They’ve discovered a new reason why poor people shouldn’t have money.\n\nAKA they’ve discovered a new way to convert poor people’s assets into rich people assets. |
| Yep. |
| The anthropic mythos hype smells like a pr stunt. \n'our models are so smart they lie to us and dissent against our guardrails' \nOr maybe the model's not ready to launch yet. \nI sure hope my goat Jpow didn't accept a kickback for the name drop. |
| Who is this Michael Strategy, and why is he trying to buy all the bitcoins? |
| He doesn’t have the balls required to win a war. If you’re going to start a fucking war, you need to be willing to do what it takes to win otherwise you look like a pussy to your enemies and in a case like this you fuck over and piss off all of your friends. \n\nThe only way to win beyond total obliteration, which is not an option, was to completely choke Iran to death by destroying or seizing their oil infrastructure and/or the United States shutting the Strait of Hormuz down to any Iranian shipping. \n\nBut NO BALLS |
| Ber SCARED AS FUCK because SPY is GOING THE FUCK BACK UP TO GREEN lmfao |
| this is the cutest lil dead cat bounce i've ever seen in oil 🙂 |
| Pointless fake algo fraud prop job day. |
| word? another magical ramp that just so happen to keep price at today's midpoint? so all options get crushed to zero and the MMs win again? |
| oil to the moon the second markets close |
| The wash sale rule is kinda stupid like yeah okay I fucked up let me try again |
| Since everyone gonna sell today and flip short the market is gonna continue up |
| imagining using public transport LMAOOOOOOOOOOO |
| SEC got DOGE'd |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/unikuenobody made a bet that QQQ would go to 603.065122 within **1 day** when it was 608.542 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 108 wins and 122 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| Mango’s plan - he’s the fall guy |
| How will oil impact NVDA or GOOG. If you're buying something to bet the oil trade, it isnt QQQ. |
| They will remain irrational until the supply shock physically hits the USA, as long as there is supply they dont care and can ignore it |
| Currently down 2% |
| Is this the green giant? |
| My investing thesis is profit on the problem and the solution. If the problem gets worse, you profit. If they solve the problem, you profit.\n\nClimate change is real, it will cause crop failures nearer the equator and water supply issues. So buy northern farmland REITs and water treatment companies.\n\nYou can also leverage different synergies like we know AI is happening, it needs data centers, data centers need water, ergo, water stocks have another thing lifting them up.\n\nThere are a lot more examples of solid investments when you think like this. |
| Jesus Christ the level of greed is stunning |
| Wouldn't be surprised if we got power hr with oil dumping hard beforehand\n\nJD must have been very convincing |
| I decided to finally sell out yesterday and of course today its going Artemis |
| Its a big club and you ain't in it! |
| I’m down on my oil calls but I’m waiting for the panic to set in. Even if the strait reopens it’ll be weeks before shipments are normal |
| SPY wants to run...or major fakeout |
| Grabbed some SNOW 4/24 120Cs, anyone else playing the DCB? |
| It’s midnight in Islamabad. They’re not negotiating anything right now. |
| Bull trap trust |
| Ahh, so that's why oil is....tanking |
| Nike is trash |
| Fuck it 0DTE 6830 call here |
| How long will I continue to fall for the analyst sentiment on MSFT??? |
| Can MSFT get a pump. |
| Yeah they definitely want to, I suppose I'm hoping that the supply shock makes them stop manipulating the price but it certainly seems like they won't let it stop them. |
| me no likey this price action |
| Correction, it was a House Rep Josh Gottheimer. |
| if you think about it it´s not just inflation, EVERYTHING IN THE MATERIAL WORLD IS TRANSITORY |
| What about what they did with Gme tho a few years back letting all that go down |
| i am really tempted to load up on LUNR puts a week out expiry |
| soxl never going down again ever |
| Dr Barry? A follow-up, if you please. |
| Fuck Palantir. Not worthy of Tolkien's intellectual property. |
| Oil won’t magically appear because markets are irrational. |
| where's the 'buy now' link? |
| The Gme debacle proved to me that the sec is just gonna do what the sec head wants and the sec head is always gonna protect those who can bribe. We need an sec chair who is cutthroat |
| TACO |
| C'mon power hour baby!! |
| Best case scenario |
| Didn’t anthropic themselves say that Mythos was only useful if paired with existing cybersecurity software? |
| OK colonizer |
| I fucking love this energy im holding my puts through the weekend. WITNESS ME! |
| Yes. I see. |
| This is why kharg is the most likely target if they make a move, and it wont end well either |
| Holding oil over the weekend |
| Time to sell everything! |
| yes |
| It’s comical, I buy pltr puts and two shrek dicks later |
| I need either so.... neither |
| 200% |
| 1 min bulls are fucked |
| Seems like I picked the wrong day to stop sniffing glue |
| My own |
| Me but shorts. This rally was low volume fake + highly ghey |
| thanks chudgeepeetea |
| Hi folks, i'd like to talk with you about yrefy.... |
| NKE is going to zero |
| Vance, hoped you packed your lube and knee pads.. we rooting for you |
| Because oil is dumping, dumbass |
| Michael Strategy has new competition from Iran in gobbling up 🌽 |
| Next step for earth is the colonization of the moon and mars. Space stonks to the moon 🚀 (just go to 90 again rklb plis) |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/BongHitsForLisaSu made a bet that SPY would go to 284.0 within **1 day** when it was 679.16 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 8 wins and 10 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| Ports are getting clapped left and right |
| MSFT tweet at 3pm |
| POWERUH HOURUHHHH - Japanese power hour |
| SPX is roughly the same price it was hours ago and all my buy orders hit.\n\nGotta love Theta. |
| He has Lil peepee |
| And what HF do you work at Mr. TA |
| Received second hand autism after visiting r/cscareerquestions |
| Seems fucking like it lmao, im cooked 40k on my options betting on shit collapsing after a 7 day 8% rally |
| Most of drugs are made in india and imported anyhow |
| Got out. This weekend will be the valley of decision regarding stocks. No one knows what is about to happen. |
| Spy please go to 678 please! |
| S&P gonna finish red 0.01% just so bers can have a nibble before Shrek puts it in |
| Like, does he not know about Wendy's? You can fill up your belly from the front and fill up on attention in the back...\n\n \nCan get a lot of both with 1.5 mill... |
| Congrats on become a community member |
| Tesla lol |
| I don't know what else to say. I'm bullish with a side of bullish. |
| so many low volume days lately, lammeeee |
| "Hi, yeah, I'd like to invest my requirement savings in the company that harvests data from everything and helps governments and law enforcement do mass prejudice on the people who they force to pay their ever expanding budgets. ... Yeah the one the president just name dropped... Thanks!" |
| Pretty nasty stuff. NOW continues to get gaaaaped as well |
| what a strange feeling after the POTUS advertises said stock |
| US military looking kinda cooked rn 🤨\n\nLogistics are a mess and it’s making Trump’s big talk look like paper hands. Jet fuel running on fumes at bases in Qatar/UAE 🛫️, ships in the Gulf chugging fuel like it’s happy hour, and resupply getting squeezed at Hormuz.\n\nBombers? Range issues. Tankers? Not enough. Sortie rates? Bagholding.\n\nAnd invasion talk? Lol. That needs a draft… not even on the calendar till Dec 2026.\n\nNet net: all bark, no bite. 📉 |
| Just quit Ozempic and nicotine on the same day. Going to the buffet to set a new record. |
| bro pumping? every blip up is being sold off - are you even looking at the charts?\n\n \nlol say you are sorry |
| Power or sour? 🤔 |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/damnthatbooty made a bet that SPY would go to 665.5738600000001 within **1 day** when it was 679.157 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 2 wins and 10 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| I think you're right, full port calls over the weekend, free money. |
| Software is fucked. Imagine what happens when liquidity dries up because of mass tech layoffs in Bay Area/SF. |
| You guys won’t be hearing from me for a while……… cause I blew my account up. |
| prob related to the Claude cyber-security freak out currently happening |
| Fuck it. I'll do it |
| How many of you holding calls for it to just pinned under 680 like this? lmao |
| Is low energy Jeb Bush running this market???? |
| Theta gang we cool right |
| I just did \n\nWhich means a tweet is coming and it’s going to rocket up |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/Richard587 made a bet that SPY would go to 685.0 within **1 day** when it was 679.18 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 0 wins and 2 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| Puts on SPY for me!\n\nAnd weekly calls on PLTR |
| It was just a theta day? |
| It pumped as soon as I said something, terrible timing |
| End of day pamp is tradition |
| That hasn't stopped Israel. Corruption always prevails. Buy buy buy |
| Looks like everyone boarded plane to Islamabad for negotiation. |
| All the Iranians have to do is offer him a personal cut of the tolls and it's a done deal. |
| Bra wa dis |
| Anthropic cloud security |
| tik tok mr bol, tik tok |
| fights break out |
| You guys ever throw $50 at a p&d runner just to see what happens, and then accidentally end up DCA’ing into it? \n\nI did that today. Not proud of myself. |
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| dont short it, everyone here is short |
| no |
| Cloudflare selling off like it’s going bankrupt. |
| pumping or dumping?\n\n \nyes |
| Whichever |
| He cant, he's gonna go there and threaten force and iran is just gonna shrug, as long as they turtle with the strait closed they are winning |
| That’s an oxymoron |
| You're kinda late, it's already sour for an hour |
| OIL will go to $70 and strait will reopen if he just tweets a lil bit more. The 59th tweet will do the magic |
| https://preview.redd.it/w56dnczjbeug1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9149ad2c23d1e090dca4376cf36b81be6b4a9cf0\n\n |
| Not sure about the semi's..... but I plan on pumping all weekend. |
| Did I hear that a Senator bought one million in calls? Is that BS or no?\n\n |
| Bra the amount of AI slop Being posted is crazy every other post feels AI generated |
| I'm holding POET bags at $9. Hope I can get out. |
| That's also obviously why he tilts at windmills. There is no greater champion for avian prosperity in the United States. |
| Massive amounts of debt, multiple companies moving back off cloud infrastructure, and a new CFO whose CV is a red flag special.\n\nThank you but no thank you \n |
| English is a Germania language so make an effort, will you? |
| 4/9/2025 a year ago |
| Looking for a 100 bagger with no downside risk so i can become bezos. LMK |
| FYI - I bought calls on ZM yesterday expiring today\n\nAMA |
| sooo whys Cloudflare dropping? |
| The funny thing is that it probably doesn't even make it to the top 10 of the most blatant displays of corruption from him. |
| puts or calls^^? |
| What does this mean? Pump or dump? What a mess 🙈 |
| you mean impression of bers |
| lmaooo |
| OMG this reminds me of that oart in casino where they start clearing house. I would BE SO NERVOUS |
| I think people on X are getting tricked, could not find a good source. |
| Pos doesn't even know the difference between 1.3 mil and 136 million, Retard is gonna blow his account in weeks fr😂 |
| Respect |
| If they're trying to ditch Windows because of security reasons, they are sure as shit NOT going to stick with Azure long-term.\n\nThese countries are slowly doing the math and equating that critical data flowing through US systems as if it was going to an adversary. |
| Who has the cojones to hold over the weekend? |
| I can’t remain rational longer than the market can stay solvent |
| LUNR or BKSY? Or are space stocks bullshit? |
| fuckass uso dumping. WHY |
| Maybe a little SPX 6800p lotto |
| Logically speaking I 100% agree but purely from a vibes perspective I've got a bad feeling too much big money is interested in keeping it depressed for their own self interest short-term. |
| OKLO just straight down since October |
| It won’t end green today |
| Pack it up. Everyone’s gone home for the weekend. |
| Yeah I'm deleting this, can't find a real source, people on X getting tricked I think. |
| bots and mods stifling normal conversations, puts |
| Bruh all that money and you're doing the equivalent of going down to the horse track and yelling at the drunks about how much you have - weird dude. |
| GEV is a monster |
| Markets all like.. war? What war?! |
| A vague set of rules we plan to abide by to prevent wrongdoing and political violence.\n\nSometimes it doesn't pan out that way. |
| Baron loading oil calls, RIP bols |
| I have a really strange feeling pltr gonna moon. Trump did this before. |
| Dow Jones closing below 45000 today would be sweet. |
| Ask and you shall receive |
| Really does seem that way huh |
| …power hour is going to be interesting. if spy turns green, thinking it could fly |
| This is gonna end up being JD’s “Border Czar” incident if he can’t get it sorted out. \n\n |
| I wish I had your funds.\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/22qn1n4mteug1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=e899dea6863f5b743e145932a81ee2d88f293dd6 |
| You’re absolutely right to think about this, fellow human! |
| With Vance heading there for negotiations, just a reminder that the U.S. took out Soleimani during ceasefire talks. |
| Dude sexually assaulted his little sister. |
| Because it’s not LLY |
| Well the tweet was worth 4 buckaroos 😀😀😀🤣 |
| When there is no physical supply left, they wont acknowledge it until their tank is empty |
| Calls for Monday cause boots on the ground is bullish |
| NVDAs run is fucking regarded\n\n |
| Hurry IWM! Go green while nobody's looking! |
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| I mean Oil right now over the weekend? |
| Time will tell you needed to do the opposite |
| Oil Infrastructure: Annihilated \nOil company stocks: Annihilated \nOil trade routes: Annihilated \nOil price: Annihilated\n\n🥭 is an degrowther environmentalist. |
| This is one of the wackest days I've ever witnessed ngl |
| 🫡 |
| Bunch of peter puffers run this shit |
| It went down (fastly) |
| I'm hoping earnings goes well... |
| If 🥭 tweets specifically to boost PLTR, is that a sign like his Panicans tweet last year? |
| You mean like france trying to ditch windows?\n\nSure, that isn't bad. But MSFT doesn't even make that much on OS shit anymore. \n\nIt's all about azure and cloud computing. And once a company locks into one infrastructure, they aren't going to leave. It just costs too much to rebuild all their shit to run on other hardware. |
| 10 SPX 6810 0DTEs, who cares anymore |
| No way mango included the stock symbol of palantir in his tweet. The corruption has no limits. |
| The Vance plane is in the air. The fuel gauge is on empty. The threat is the last card of a busted hand |
| Wtf does that even mean tho |
| When do we get to the point where companies and the market can no longer punt oil prices down the line? Like how long can everyone realistically just pretend that the strait being closed won't have huge ramifications on the supply chain? |
| Just say you have a deal to calm markets and then arm up more and hit them harder, who cares about a deal if you plan to dominate your enemy instead |
| LMAO. okay, lemme think about that..... NOOOOOOO |
| You build a dam or moon base or something |
| Let’s have a PLTR sour hour now. Send it where it deserves to go |
| I am a bot and yes we must short |
| The incel gang ™ |
| BREAKING: White House official : Uncertainty persist as Trump now believes reopening of the Strait of Hormuz is unlikely in the near term.\n\nSource: @PolymarketIntel on X |
| Market mailed it in early on a friday! |
| Iw hinting pltr a sign of upcoming war?\nCan be a "good time to buy" kind of post |
| Prob the end goal. |
| Ur mom |
| Are semis gonna continue to pump for days? |
| I have a feeling this is the exact reason why so many millionaire backed him. |
| Any one feel RDDT is filled with bots, thinking of shorting it? |
| Can't even pump PLTR with the tweet. We are soo cookt! |
| is it too late for NFLX considering iv crush? picked up 1 may 130C at 0.10, should hopefully run up next week? |
| I need fucking subtitles BECAUSE THE VOLUME IS TOO FUCKIN LOW |
| Puts for Monday cause I hate myself!! |
| my Poet bags are saved wtf!! |
| Who the fuck keeps saving TSLA |
| accurate |
| A sub 4 dollar trading range on SPY today, I am so bored this thing has not moved in hours pls do something my fuck |
| again, I’m not disagreeing with a lot of the overall economic premise here. But cherry picking Meta isn’t helping your argument. For instance, Microsoft lowest PE in 2022 was something like 24. |
| Forbidden cotton candy. |
| imagine actions having consequences |
| Just keep hammering pumping/cooling/hvac lotto tickets and see who keeps getting bought for insane valuations.\n\nThe cooling race for all this is bonkers right now |
| This didn't age well |
| If CVNA can survive bankruptcy so can any REGARD |
| SPX, fuck or suck me, but either way quit touching my brother |
| It was called the Strait of Muz until your mom crossed it! |
| Who killed oil? |
| How tf is the nasdaq up .23% and qqq is flat |
| Too late for my bags |
| Heavy software? |
| Did they delist yet? |
| When you take a loan out and lose that too |
| We unfroze 8 billion in 1980 dollars to free the US hostages, so, idk about Iran feeling like they're getting a deal\n\n\nReportedly 100 bil in frozen funds total |
| 0dte? |
| JD gonna be like oh my gosh those demands are outrageous!\n\nOkay okay you gotta deal! |
| Thats alright SPY you can take a rest. I know you're tired from all this movement today |
| He means his enemies, not enemies of the United States. |
| Bro must’ve bough some 0dtes |
| When I hold both calls and puts, theta get in the house |
| boots on the ground or boots up my ass? |
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| Release my assets you mfn crazy batturds! |
| SCAM FAULTMAN |
| Trump better make another 4 dollar tweet pump to save PLTR 🤣 |
| We had people hoping for war crimes so their puts would print here, yours seems mild lol |
| Just bought 30 USO revenge calls |
| Did anyone consider they knew and went ahead with it because it made sense for the goals?\n\nI personally believe ai is just a scapegoat here. I fully agree with the general conversation of not letting ai decide alone, but I have a feeling they knew. |
| What if capitalism runs out of jobs |
| market down? no problem! the government will take care of me 😃 |
| My puts are up 1%. Just need 35% more to break even YIPEEEEE |
| If you are having badday read this, i am so unlucky i have decided to cut my position on coreweave after months or so i sold. The moment i sold it pumped and now it's up 11%. I cannot fathom this phenomenon! |
| Is this all markets pricing in potential peaceful unification of China/Taiwan? Previously pricing in a hostile takeover now pricing reunification. They leader of Taiwan party is meeting soon regarding it... |
| Flat day and I'm down 2%. Wonderful |
| next taco pump will be amaazon where you can buy boots and ammo for the DRAFT |
| Doesn’t quite seem priced in though. |
| i’m sorry I must be lost. I thought we hated bears here. |
| he's not your buddy, pal. |
| beep boop 🤖 |
| They can’t they r bankrupt |
| Nurses are notorious smokers and over-eaters because of their irregular work schedules. And, the trauma they deal with |
| I aint swinging shit. Make the right plays on monday you fat fucks. 😘 ❤️ |
| Yes hold it, shits not getting better anytime soon |
| It's ok to let go now little TSLA and PLTR. You must be very tired. |
| It was only one cocktail 🍸 |
| Maybe MSFT gang should just buy SNDK, WDC, STX, CIEN, MU????? |
| Not when u tip a hardworking (hot) waitress |
| When spy suddenly drops $50, I was not holding any puts\n\nWhen spy suddenly recovers $50, I was not holding any calls.\n\nWish you could get a buy1get1 sale on a straddle once in a while |
| You mean the enemies from that war we just lost? |
| Good point poopoopoint |
| Mostly large warehouses that store various things. |
| Rigged all fucking day to keep it up. Criminal |
| Daily reminder that Sam Altman molested his sister |
| Old Man Buffett was right, the Casino is in full swing!! |
| flat, like the market. nothing interesting |
| I’m currently a state-recognized researcher in the field of employment prospecting |
| Give it an hour |
| so the terminator? and also south park did an episode like this. |
| Confession: I always thought this sub called him 🌮 because his vocabulary is like Taco Bell's menu -- he just uses the same eight words but changes the order around to create new sentences. |
| Aside from peace talks going well I think the oil charts look like they're rolling over. |
| source? |
| “Oil is down because Trump demands the opening of the strait.”\n\nYeah no shit he demands it, but how’s that going so far? |
| Cant pump it when his handlers control the market |
| yes but also everyone who trades oil knows that |
| There is a reason why. back about around 2006-2008 google employee's walked out because of some contract with the government. I can not recall exactly. So the government has most likely avoided any " death perception " contracts going to google. |
| Fake news. That was released in 2023. |
| Barons got those ITM calls. |
| Whenever some rando makes a move on a techbro like Altman my first thought is “time traveler sent to prevent _____” |
| Kinda smart they dragged JD into this |
| The last oil tankers that made it through the Strait before the war and were still at sea, are about to arrive and unload the last millions of barrels of oil from the middle east. \n\nLet's see what will happen after that. |
| Selling is for pussies.i never sell. I let that shit go to zero. They can liquidate me. Fuck em |
| Is this new? The $6B is from Biden time no? Are they releasing another $6B? |
| I'm already up 50% so. |
| The last time MSFT broke below its 200 weekly moving average after a decade long bull run, it didn't meaningfully recover for another 13 years. Keep that in mind. |
| Perhaps she is not part of the pedocannibal club, so they didn't get her back LMAO |
| Lol TSLA |
| Sleepy son vs 🥭jr for usa 250 battle for the Whitehouse |
| I’m always premature sad Pepe |
| Share the wealth and help me with my student loans sir 🥰 |
| Skynet wen |
| NuScale has got to be the shittiest stock ever |
| 8 days rally like this and no one selling? 😂😂😂 |
| SPY is the latest memestock. |
| I believe they are for the pesants siar |
| #CLOSE THE CASINO 🎰 |
| stock is down on the day. out of rizz, he's out of rizz |
| You’ll be fine next week. It is physically impossible for oil to be at $96 come April 20th. |
| oil tanking |
| Tipping is for girls |
| Do I hold USO over the weekend? I’m upside down after today’s dip 🤡 |
| Probably a top signal lol |
| This is the way |
| You are not wrong. It's going to take earnings to prove itself |
| NANA cooking with green candles for days, put some red you crazy bastard!! |
| Bruh you don't need Anthropic's Mythos to find vulnerabilities in software written by Indian IT services companies, a toddler can hack through that shit |
| Deez |
| Uhhhh no, it's called corruption when the government itself commits blatant, illegal but not punished fraud. |
| We sre gonna run out of oil and he's gonna tell his supporters that everything is fine and they will believe him |
| SNDK seems invincible |
| Someone that runs away when you talk to them |
| I don’t care if Hormuz is closed. I just need hermuz to stay open. Thanks I’m here all week. Please don’t forget to tip ur waitress. Drive home safe guys. |
| Wasting precious gasoline is no joke. |
| Why is the market red? Did 🥭 say the n-word or something? |
| Wait, I don't really mess with the prediction market, but is the Polymarket bet actually phrased as "Will no Fed rate cuts happen in 2026?" So people that bet yes are betting on no rate cuts? That's hella scummy lmao. |
| Are all top 1% commenters here like me? Depressed, alone, with no money, no friends, no career? \nDamn I need people like yall |
| If you can add an inch of sand per month and slope it to the ditch or sides that might be easier depending on your situation |
| -3,72% today so far. Sir, is this… inverse market manipulation? |
| AI is smarter than most of these guys\n\n |
| Guys I finally got to Zero in my account. When do start making the money? |
| I second this 0dte baby |
| Hey u/Phiziqe , these look like ass. |
| Yeah, like some people apparently thought he would actually have a healthcare plan this time? The dude dropped his "all the IVF for the ladies" promise faster than his daily intel briefs. The fact that anyone thought he was anti-war after 5 years of calling Obama a secret Muslim is also insane.\n\nHe and his family have pulled in more from insider trading in just the past two years than the entire net worth of Biden, Obama, George W., Ron Desantis, and Pelosi combined. We can keep throwing people in there because it's not even close. Just the other day, before the war announcement, a last-minute trade made over $1 billion. |
| Totally not AI generated, should have though. Or maybe just felt like it for a while before making this |
| AAOI |
| real, pissing me off lol |
| Crude moved more than spy lol |
| $NO |
| Bullish |
| Same thing gets said every Friday here, buddy |
| Definitely AI puts |
| SOXS |
| What is a woman? |
| # ich bin wohlhabend. |
| Pltr puts |
| Kids are absolute pussies today |
| Wat we holding over the weekend? |
| I am imagining he’s using it as a power point right now and laughing with his coworkers |
| Tell that to the people who put every single dime their company has on the tech, no one wants to admit they fucked up and spent hundreds of billions like zuck on his metaverse BS |
| Well we had oil up, spy up so I guess it makes sense |
| Fuck no to her, AOC would be a good prez though |
| Going to be a bloody Monday |
| She’s a fucking robot and most likely asexual |
| Kind of crazy how well semis are doing compared to everything else |
| Legend |
| Let's face it J.D. This is about us getting our oil. The rest are simply there to help us get that Strait open. |
| Bad time to buy dawg, all of Western Europe is trying to figure out how to ditch Microsoft because they view it as a national security risk |
| This sub has been boring AF lately. What should I bet it all on next? |
| source polymarket? seriously? they fuckers make money betting on DUMB shit |
| Nice, very nice. Now, let's see Call Allens card. |
| Breakthrough on the first day? |
| If you don’t periodically short oil futures, you’re missing out. |
| They figured they could just tokenize it |
| You're seriously asking this after a week where SPY kept going up at the same time as oil ? |