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| Nothing important I was getting hi |
| idk why people are saying this is crazy. Like we all watch after markey NASDAQ anyway (...right?). This is the correct step in a more open market. |
| Bol thot lol |
| #Futes RIPPIN LMAO🤌 |
| I remember selling soxl at 10 and I made this whole post about how I was gonna full port and I said the same about sndk. Well I think I’ve found the next soxl. And I’m going to full port. |
| I don't think KYC would fix it here. You have to be able to chase down the middlemen and make them pay when it all turns out to be a huge scam and they try to run off with everyone's money. |
| Magic! |
| well stop wishing for it then 🤔 |
| I know… yesterday I saw a glimpse of hope. $120c |
| Liquidity that low ehhh 😂 |
| Cash out! Those kind of deals are rare and never last. |
| I sired my first pup |
| There was a strategy before? |
| Market been slow af since friday |
| **Currently shitting out 3 chicken McMuffins**\n\n**This has been a u/\_GayButtSex\_** ***official*** **update** |
| META 30 days exp. $600 calls is probably the best bet in the market right now. Yes, it could continue to plunge, but it does recover fast. |
| Parents of Instagram addicted children are horrible abusers, but we can still hold Meta liable for their part in this. |
| Source? |
| My port to be declared a new US territory |
| Should have stuck to farming and cutting down trees for log cabins, now you gotta do the 9-5 data center shimmy |
| I don’t think so. They can keep this up way past the midterms. |
| Ouch 😩 |
| That wish has been already granted 9 times over |
| https://preview.redd.it/ce07owkbm7kh1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=47afd89d454485b5c2ffa3b3fd947a8062b8d1d1 |
| If I knew those answers it wouldn’t be gambling. I just think green line go up |
| I guess my DRAM shares aren’t getting called away after all |
| Boulder holders? |
| What does that mean? |
| man these CSCO and META calls are really fucking me over. Atleast CSCO recovered a bit, but gave away all the gains of yesterday. |
| > US official to CNN: We have informed allies that we are in the process of changing our strategy toward Iran |
| Iran badly wants to make a deal. |
| rip to your account, that guy on tv is never good sign |
| Flairless virgins stay downvoting LMAO 🤌 |
| What, Todhunter? |
| Hopefully he gives forward revenue guidance on 2028-2030 like SNDK did on investors day |
| What about options? I need to play my 0dte with 10 seconds remaining at 12:50PM pst |
| You should ask Klarna to refinance |
| Oh yeah it’s fucking over |
| # TWERK BUSSY BUL |
| Who's on duty today? |
| $10 risk , unlimited upside |
| bro thats dotcom bubble, wtf are you talking about |
| GUH. Stop jim |
| Drunk? On Bud Light? Americans are lightweights 🙂 |
| >🥭 declares Strait of Hormuz as 'new US territory\n\nCalls |
| rip dimwit |
| that's an odd wish but wish granted bro tomorrow your port will drop 10% |
| Hold strong, the V is loading at 99% |
| I have $10 to invest options ? or should I just staple it to my Wendy's application? |
| Just to make trading a little harder |
| Why is the earnings threat never fucking pinned? |
| Ya there were a bunch of companies with high PEs that didnt make any money |
| Instructions/innuendo unclear. Calls on SO, COOL and MAN. |
| I got it so market goes down. Its a plan. You're welcome. Buy puts tomorrow |
| Bold holders will force Warsh to raise interest rates |
| A month after midterms so to not raise any suspicion is kinda suspicious. |
| Lmao if its nukes, well at least i guess that WOULD be a suprise 🤣 |
| yes I miss XP |
| Old people are getting dumb and want to be smart so they’re doing A.I. \n\nEverything dies |
| Can I have a 10% drop day? Is that too make ch to ask for? |
| KLAR calls should be at least 3 months out otherwise its pain all the way! |
| Korean bros if you’re listening, please for the love of Kim Jong Un, don’t sell today 🥺 |
| It’s only 13k. Not the end of the world. |
| AAP has been known to rip after earnings\n\nShort interest is 20%\n\n8.5 days to cover\n\nHigh institutional ownership (over 128% with shares shorted)\n\nFinancials look good\n\nBefore Open so no time for after market fuckery if they beat |
| Almost every major move is happening outside regular hours since PDT rule change. Regular hours are for maximum premium harvesting. That's how you know this shit is manipulated af |
| Windows Vista happened. It was always Microslop fucking us over all these decades. |
| lol idk how I replied to you |
| Damn...Japan's fucked...and so are we\n\n\n^(bring on the stagflation) |
| Are you from Thailand? |
| Greeeen |
| Sold my fridge for 0dte spy calls now I have no ice |
| Makes sense, the Instagram algorithm detects gooning in 5 seconds |
| ok moneybags |
| Holding CSCO kinda saved me money today… I guess. |
| Doth mine eyes deceive me, oh fair green Lady MU?\n\n\nNo, wait, she red again. Fickle twat won't even hold with poetry. |
You watched the entire thing, don't lie. Here's one last one if you've ever traded crypto. This guy actually makes me laugh\n\n It's Too Late To Sell The Highs (Timbaland - Apologize - Crypto Crash Parody Version) The folio was high now it's 6-feet under ground. Crypto is crashing. FTX insolvent, SBF scammed everybody and is on the run!?.. Binance pulled out of the del... www.youtube.com |
| Remember when cutting chives was a thing\n\nThat was SO COOL, oh MAN, we did it Reddit |
| Looks like you’ll be their latest customer |
| i think TJX is gonna print tbh. i’ve only been wrong about earnings 2/3 times last week. |
| what about QBTS |
| Chill. They are happy and healthy today |
| Buy now pay never! |
| I bought OTM calls yesterday morning 🫠 |
| I'd hold (I am). Might rebound as early as tomorrow |
| Hey Man i don’t make the rules … |
| PFSA was under 10$ yesterday. 500% up today and managed to make some $$$ |
| LMFAO 30 YR BOND HIGHEST SINCE JUNE 2007, CHAT CAN YOU TELL ME WHAT HAPPENED IN 2007-2008 |
| This comment got me cracking!! |
| You're getting soup? I'm just getting the ice.. |
| I just bought 450 8/21 $15 calls |
| Allows for more manipulation and bullshit |
| Kospians getting drill team 6 ready. |
| His subscribers wasted all their money buying subscriptions. |
| Every 28 days! |
| Don’t worry, all the important moves will happen in that one hour |
| This ice soup is delicious |
| Did you not read what I just said about you fucking cocksucker? |
| Imagine the expression of Koreans when they wake up and see we rug pulled them. |
| 😂 |
| I think he was dreaming of going to the moon, not a digging tunnels deep beneath the earth |
| Well breathing cost me nothing while pooping cost me time, energy and sanity |
| Probably more guns and bombs focus instead of fucking social media comments |
| Nukes. They've already had to stop mango from going that way once (that we know of). |
| Why is the earnings threat never fucking pinned? |
| Taco Wednesday |
| I’m actually surprised this hadn’t happened sooner. |
| ouch |
| flying under the radar, the only way to live |
| That defines me well! |
| It would be interesting if Burry talked his subscriber base into being over leveraged on short positions that get blown up by a surging bull market.\n\nLike that would be full circle almost. |
| That's just unluck |
| fuck off jim this bitch just got over 1000 and now u gotta fuck it all up |
| Got 1 share of pltr |
| The fact that NVIDIA was gonna explode was already priced in tho |
| Lmao, I need to stop clicking your links |
| Well I was right… tomorrow could be a move though |
| Why you all like the old thread so much |
| Duh fuck were you thinking |
| You’re not getting away with this, bud. You’re the one who necro’d this thread to be a bully. \n\nWhere are your opposing profitable positions? |
| One hour of sleep during weekdays, 48 hour sleep during the weekend.\n\nTotal of 53 hours or 7.5 hours of sleep per day on average. Not too shabby. |
| there is a very easy solution to that problem and you're in luck because there's not much breathing involved either |
| Spam. |
| Nice |
| No sleep for you! |
| Puts gonna hit |
| lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooo |
| It was spy options expiring today, at around the time I made that post |
| The Koreans will definitely sell tonight they’re gonna be so pissed |
| we have allies? kim jong? |
| Vultures |
| LMFAO IMAGINE YIELDS MOVE HIGHER AGAIN OVERNIGHT, ITS FUCKING OVER |
| calls on downvotes |
| Yay! |
| 3 straight days of theta fuck during market hours smh |
| Yeah I'm in shares of SPXL expecting a retest of at least 772-775 by eow |
| Calls r Fukd 🩸 |
| Probably because software broadly did well. I was just looking at it from a chart POV and it appears well positioned. |
| I've been rich and poor, and always a cunt. So, no. |
| You still got time. 😂 |
| I wish I don't have to poop |
| that's all Orange has, is economic sanctions, and tariffs lmfao |
| I need a Femme Fatale |
| Next one is the one trust me don’t stop |
| This actually made me laugh |
| SPY chopping all day tmr |
| You’re not investing. You’re at the casino. Don’t cry. |
| Imagine being a flairless virgin 🤌 |
| Imagine how earnings would look like.\n\nEveryone on the edge of their chair ready to tap the buy / sell button as soon as the announcement is made, yet preemptively tap because they see the early spike and end up losing so much because it’s immediately going the other way.\n\nI wonder if we’re going to see more or less volatility. Either way, it’s gonna be loads of fun watching those win and loss posts on wsb. |
| change it towards... surrender? or what else havent they tried? war? economic sanctions? blocade? Whats left to do than pack up and let Iran win? |
| Guys…I’m scared, someone named Margins keeps calling me… |
| We already have the kangaroo |
| They will just print more money |
| Source? |
| Korean baddies getting their short ladders out today to penetrate memory bols |
| Idk wtf they're celebrating. Unless they were holding puts since Monday, today was nothing but theta fuckery |
| SPY GREEN AGAIN AH LETS GOOOOOOO |
| Oh shit. The Koreans are waking up |
| There needs to be a new creature in the market. Bulls ver. Bears is getting as old a Republicans and Democrats. One creature one goal; hunger and greed for profit any way it can be taken. |
| Buying VIX options is a hedge against making money. |
| Lol no chance you listen to people on Reddit banking on the fact that you lose $ |
| People believe this garbage? |
| How bad was yours |
| Yikes |
| Remember that time I buttfucked you so hard you blocked me and dwelled on it for months and then you unblocked me to try and insult me then run away and it didn't work at all and then you spent the next week trying to save face? Hahah\n\nClassic |
| Please no more red tomorrow, I kinda want to keep my money |
| Strippers and blow, duh |
| Not sure if you nerds are truly just trolling or you’re really lol |
| Develop your palate |
| My god you’re not bright… 🤦🏻♂️ |
| How many millions did you make today? |
| I swear it feels like everything is priced in, pay premiums for the volatility and then theta bends me over every fucking time |
| l |
| im considering freaking the fuck out |
| To be fair, pretty sure a couple million of us are them. They for sure got a bot net going on in various places |
| Don’t lie your a 30 year old dude.. also you have poots |
| right?? i love going to work every single day where i know my employer is paying me as little as they can, taking what i produce, and turning around and selling it for as much as possible. its awesome!(: |
| Poots loaded by regards, resume the pump tmr |
| https://preview.redd.it/tsi1701uk7kh1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ccb43c6cf7ed53f5cfe60ebebfde3329bdc16170\n\nNice! Mine are in CAD pesos though.. 🙁 |
| 760 |
| If you joke about isreal on reddit they will ban you. I'm not kidding |
| Take my energy, Korea\n\n༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ |
| I don't think you're doing it right. |
| Anyone burying calls on VIX as a hedge? |
| Don't worry bruh, it's gonna be a wash sell |
| .\n\n \nlmfao i love knowing you're a sad drunk loser outside of being a scammer. Sparks great joy. |
| yes |
| They make more money than the other streaming services. That's the bull case. |
| Iran has a weird way of saying they surrender. Must be a language barrier or smthing |
| All these ghey bears celebrating today, but 90% of them didn’t short or own poots. So fucking pathetic. |
| I can prove it |
| What, you also bought ASTS? |
| never bet against KEN |
| Wait this extended options hours what do you speak of? |
| Not possible. I'm holding puts so it will be bright green tomorrow |
| I'm about 2 losses away from downvoting yall. Starting to think all your V comments are unreliable |
| why would jeffrey mossad epstein do this to us |
| Anybody get KLAR calls today? Or is it going to keep dumping tomorrow? |
| Casinos don’t close! |
| Play for tomorrow: Buy High Sell Low |
| I’m sorry brother but I did some analysis for you. I dug through FLUX’s financials and I’m struggling to see the bull case. Revenue dropped from $16.7M to $6.6M YoY, gross profit collapsed from $5.3M to $1.8M, and they lost $3.2M in the quarter. They also have only **$372K of cash on the balance sheet**, down from $1.33M nine months earlier, against **$20.6M in current liabilities**.\n\nFor perspective, there are retail traders with more cash sitting in their gambling accounts than this entire publicly traded company has on hand 😂. This looks less like an investment to me and more like a highly speculative turnaround bet. What exactly is the catalyst that changes the trajectory?\n\nAlso! I respect the fuck out of this post and you do have me curious to be a regard. |
| You just got back from Thailand? |
| It came out at around 8 am PT today . CNN is late to report it |
| https://preview.redd.it/ryx0o6kmk7kh1.png?width=324&format=png&auto=webp&s=2a19378a54a84a42d60d7ed775ee251beed3f890\n\n |
| We are still living out that decision |
| It was great when I was like 12 |
| America’s credit score would like a word. |
| Remember that time I buttfucked you so hard you blocked me and dwelled on it for months and then you unblocked me to try and insult me then run away and it didn't work at all and then you spent the next week trying to save face? Hahah\n\nClassic |
| GOURD AI is all you need |
| It's like 96 Freedom degrees here, hose myself off maybe |
| For everyone else holding calls for tomorrow, do you think the money will change us? I want to stay the same fun-loving girl I’ve always been even when these calls print |
| I'm deep in puts, yes |
| Holy shit |
| That's what I thought it'd do today. the stock went -10% in 2 days, insane tbh |
| lmao of course you got blocked, look at your pathetic copypasta spam when you get caught on alts. rofl loser |
| HOLY SHIT HERE WE GO: A U.S. OFFICIAL TELLS CNN THAT WASHINGTON HAS INFORMED ALLIES IT IS IN THE PROCESS OF CHANGING ITS STRATEGY TOWARD IRAN |
| I enjoy listening to AI shill podcasts while shorting SOXX to oblivion. \n\nNeed to make a playlist for this next time. |
| I love how the tech world are still treating that Leopold guy as a genius even though he was massively outperformed by an old Romanian woman that hoarded amber |
| Your boss probably says the same |
| Buy when they say data centres are dead and sell when they are the best thing since sliced bread |
| What did the orange man say today? |
| Lmao Vantage trying to IPO too? |
| Dominic the dominatrix |
| Hop in with me. |
| It’s not even close to bearish unless it loses $750 on high volume. It still has a bull flag on the daily. My guess is 760-780 range bound for a while. I’ll play long calls off 760 or so otherwise just ride it out. |
| I think you should flux them down your toilet. |
| Don't worry -- If you lose all your money, the casino will help you out.\n\nHelp you out the door. |
| # FLOSS YOUR TEETH 🦷 |
| What you just said…priced in… |
| Almost pulled the trigger on LZB puts. Why is it that my watchlist always prints but my actual positions don't |
| https://preview.redd.it/5zj0gi9ck7kh1.jpeg?width=1320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d8565fa2654382f1b176826bb69e28461a436276\n\n \nIt’s worse than you think I changed it up and increased leverage and risk by a lot. It didn’t work |
| You sir are gae |
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| Remember that time I buttfucked you so hard you blocked me and dwelled on it for months and then you unblocked me to try and insult me then run away and it didn't work at all and then you spent the next week trying to save face? Hahah\n\nClassic |
| They better let us short during 23 hour trading. After 8PM longs only is the real BS. Those charts are detached from reality. |
| #Take a 🅱️ath 🫵😠👎 |
| Is the price in the room with us right now? |
| Finally a voice a reason |
| Long, for sure. Just don't plan on this week prob. |
| Bubble go pop |
| NOPE ITS COMING OUT NOW |
| Remember that time you got caught on alt accounts for like the 50th time and were too nutless to respond to this?\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/z1z4huu3k7kh1.png?width=1062&format=png&auto=webp&s=e7b2033dc72eaa03d8218498eec118afab3ad0b2\n\nlmao owned. Stay mad zesty drunk. |
| Sounds like a Pre-Taco |
| I'm dating one who is a dominatrix on OF |
| But if you’re telling OP they have no idea what they’re talking about, then that should imply the opposite for you, right?\n\nSo quite simply - why haven’t you taken the opposing trade if you’re so sure OP is wrong?\n\nYou just sound mad you’re getting called out. |
| Is this good or bad |
| Fine bers, have a -3% day tomorrow. Bol will be back |
| Same lol. ENVX might be taking my money this week. |
| This is old news. Came out earlier today |
| You buy a shahed clone too? |
| this is the most beautiful DD i ever read in my life. no numbers, no charts, just vibes and lung cancer\n\n \n1400 shares at 76 cents lmao you really said "what if battery company go up" and threw rent money at it. the everclear chart diversification had me crying\n\n \ni'm in for 200 shares, not because i believe in lithium or whatever but because this post made me feel like i been training my whole life for this one degenerate moment |
| No chance |
| its so neat that i just got home from work. and i get to go back tomorrow. and the next day. and the day after. and next week. and the week after that. and the week after that. then next month too. and the month after. next year too, believe it or not. the year after that, and the year after that. until i die. fucking hell yeah. fuck my dreams, goals and aspirations. who needs a life when my boss needs to get rich!! |
| Yes agreed. I'm pretty bearish generally but that SPY chart doesn't look particularly bearish to me. More like profit taking |
| Market down on added territory |
| in for one |
| Some of you have never donated blood and it shows! |
| Valid I’m talking only if buyers step in above lows |
| IT'S CALLED DUDE DIDDLYGENCE BUT YOU'D NOT KNOW IT IF IT FARTED IN YOUR MOUTH |
| Reads like a manic journal. I’m in. |
| 2 more hours till the next wave of korea "investors" have to pick up the phone to their parents for more $. And the ooorer ones have to move their tents 🏕️ across the street |
| I’m hearing a lot of interest in sending the market up tomorrow. What do we think? SPY 790? 800? 850??? |
| wsb's for sure. Theres like 20 million of us and only one of them |
| Eh, building the bot was a hassle that took a few days to get fully working into an MCP. \n\nDidn't help that I had to build a whole work around for bot restrictions. |
| Coz it's after hours 🌝 |
| Strait of Hormuz is the New U.S. Territory - TACO |
| it was sarcasm don't buy KLAR calls unless you're cold and wanna light some money on fire for warmth |
| I fear the panic sell offs. I have been trying to balance my portfolio a bit but AI has been good so far. |
| JUST NOW: *TRUMP ORDERS ENVOYS TO HALT ALL NEGOTIATIONS WITH IRAN - CNN |
| Saw a guy call the high and low of the financial crash before it hit the highs. Went 2 points passed the low prediction then went up 7% the next day. |
| Fuck dhgate\n\nTakes forever to receive something |
| moon cancelled so\n\nGoon time! |
| not really. your previous posts look like you are a gambling degenerate that really needs a win. |
| 10 Trillion percent, but I wouldn't get my hopes up for that much |
| How do u know |
| Tezlur options will be the death of me |
| No. And I have shares |
| Genuinely why? |
| 400 test 50 var 2iu gh |
| Nah 3 day rule. Wait to see if gets to 531 and for it to bounce |
| Why? |
| Fuck you, I love it. Just put less syrup and put it on the stovetop longer. |
| HOLY SHIT TRUMP IS ABOUT TO DROP SOME NEWS AFTER HOURS GET READY |
| Date yes. Marry no. Why not tap it a few times? |
| Hey META 3% tomorrow is all I need…pls 😔 |
| Thanks for your post. See you tomorrow at 0.01 |
| yeah its not very fun or anything but we can either work everyday until we're old and can't get around, saving a pretty modest amount of money, and retire and die a pretty boring life... or, you make like 1 million bucks like some of these lucky mfs have, retire in your late 20s/early 30s, and live a life actually worth living |
| one year well wasted |
| Remember that time I buttfucked you so hard you blocked me and dwelled on it for months and then you unblocked me to try and insult me then run away and it didn't work at all and then you spent the next week trying to save face? Hahah\n\nClassic |
| Checks market cap… 15M\n\nThis should be on the pink sheets |
| I’d pretend to date her for a while |
| 10% on the Qs |
| Bond yields and mango talking shite |
| Yes, i'd even suggest we jerk off together to her OF content as a way to tighten our bond |
| He’s like bender from futurama. Needs it |
| The fact you think telling someone they have no clue what they’re doing in the markets equates to a thesis on taking the opposite trade of said person tells me 1: you also have no clue what you’re doing and 2: have a low Iq. The fact you also respond with this unhinged belligerent responses tells me you likely have some sort of mental disorder. |
| You're right. I haven't been on the losing end of options plays in a while. That's probably why. |
| If yer not gay then yes |
| **WSB** vs **CITADEL** place your bets! |
| My move tomorrow is SPY 0DTE CALL at Open |
| What the hell is this post |
| Penny stock? |
| Remember that time I buttfucked you so hard you blocked me and dwelled on it for months and then you unblocked me to try and insult me then run away and it didn't work at all and then you spent the next week trying to save face? Hahah\n\nClassic\n\n |
| “That’s not investing. That’s character development.”\n\nHell yeah, brother. I love everything about this post. |
| I need 500k more before they lay me off. Doable right? |
| Seems like Overnight and Pre-market moves much more than our regular trading hours... overnight market is definitely more volatile so I'll start trading SPX more. Made my first gains last night 📈 |
| Yes I would marry her if she was doing solo content and more Idc |
| In and out within 15 mins always |
| No, I'd call the cops on her if anything for being a whore |
| we say "annoying" and you say "hurt" sounds like a bit of a pansy response tbh. |
| BH has higher market cap than MU while just sitting on cash. |
| Artificially regarded |
| RKLB |
| But some options and you’ll be glued to it. |
| https://preview.redd.it/32yt73lkj7kh1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=296db66bcb86f3db8bad4e7c09563c17b89b7c5c |
| Meaty Creatine Clifford Cawk on Deck |
| May want to ask your bot to lighten up on the Everclear. |
| merry christmas all shat |
| That’s cuck activity |
| Heard. I think it's the circle jerk of investments in AI companies that kind of made me lose the magic. |
| Yours mus be gliched |
| Deeply regarded |
| Yes 😂😂 |
| .\n\nlmao |
| Hell to the fuck no. |
| Meta got Chris Hansen'd, "why dont yougo ahead and have a seat" 🫷 |
| Watchlist printed just for the trades I took to end up sideways |
| depends on how much she was making |
| Don’t do it |
| Nope, cuz she wants attention from as many dudes as possible |
| Yes |
| I did say. |
| What happened? |
| Yes |
| "I said that you're doing what I'm doing after you said I was doing it! Checkmate!" \n\nDang you got me again retard! Hahaha\n\n |
| Only when I start losing large amounts of money. At that point I just take a long break and come back |
| Crazy but congratulations 🎉 |
| BIGLY GREEN \n\nBEAUTIFUL GREEN CANDELS EVERYWHER |
| lmao |
| Okay 😍 |
| Would you guys date a girl who used to have an OF? Solo content only |
| How high do you want the market to go tomorrow? Comment below |
| you can trade SPX options pre and post market. And just because you seem a little dense, SPX settles at closing bell and not 15min after like SPY |
| Michael Burry responded to my craigslist ad looking for someone to mow my lawn. "$30 is $30", he said as he continued to mow what was clearly the wrong yard. My neighbor and I shouted at him but he was already wearing muffs. Focused dude. He attached a phone mount onto the handle of his push mower. I was able to sneak a peek and he was browsing Zillow listings in central Wyoming. He wouldn't stop cackling.\n\nThat is to say, Burry has his fingers in a lot of pies. He makes sure his name is in all the conversations.\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| lol “priced in” is hilarious. The market isn’t rational. NBIS dropped almost 30% on some rumors about Zuck selling compute and then again when Michael Burry said he was shorting the stock. Stock dropped to 140 and then a week later shot up to almost 280. Priced in my ass. The market is a paranoid schizophrenic with a tarot card deck trying to guess what happens next. |
| Citadel should be banned, clearly a monopoly |
| Lose money I guess |
| META 575 in next 3-4 days\n\nTheir legal team put forward some good arguments in court today... |
| You don't say... |
| I literally don’t know. It felt right. Small cap? It happened |
| It did not, it never moved significantly. It's why multiple people downvoted you right away. It's why it took you over an hour to respond. Just admit your wrong, it's not that hard |
| too many bers here, tomorrow we go green thats what wsb scriptures say. |
| yes |
| wait how do you even pull 20k gains on nbis lol |
| Did anyone else kind of lose interest in the market recently? I barely pay attention anymore. |
| Nice try, Eugene Fama |
| yeah treasury buying yen sounds like a loss porn setup |
| yet no profits sounds like my portfolio every week |
| Lol, AAPL is safe haven |
| Let's try to love all groups of people. Except for bers. |
| "mmmy feelings aren't hurt! I just blocked you and dwelled on the buttfucking you gave me for \n\nM\n\nO\n\nN\n\nT\n\nH\n\nS \n\nOn end and then hunted you down on reddit to try and insult you before running away again!" Hahaha\n\nWhich way to the burn ward? \n\nGG EZ |
| the temptation to short spacex into oblivion is so real |
| I purposely held off from looking at my losses today until just now…. Holy fuk |
| Lol your meltdowns are classic |
| I once knew someone here who took Tren 😔 |
| MU Calls |
| Magnets can’t get wet they stop working |
| oh nothing today, i lost all my money buying ONDS calls last week |
| Looks like not but of course something could drop any second |
| Buy CDNL August 21, 2026 $45 Call |
| German are pretty quiet on the train, I bet they wouldn't hurt anybody. |
| how does the edible help you run 12 miles? actually curious. it just makes you not realize how boring it is ? |
| Ok but what about cboe. |
| May you 2X it everyday bull, bear, nothing but green! |
| So buy calls on SPY? |
| so even in the best case scenario, it gets to 10 dollars and you make 10k? and on what time frame, 5 years?\n\nwhy not just do 0DTEs like a real man |
| I don't think this is any worse than people door dashing food lol\n\nBut also, this was more a technical experiment than anything else. Bypassing bot restrictions and all that jazz. A lot more work than you would think. |
| Big deal |
| Who here has taken Tren with Test base? |
| His Grndr messages are being posted on Insta. \n\nOpenAI threatened the recipient with legal action lol. |
| Tomorrow I’m gonna to buy 100k in ORCL shares no doubts |
| Tuesday tariff 🌮 incoming? |
| annnnnnd its red again |
| people decided to not pay later...? |
| Highly regarded post |
| The reason for the call today, John... |
| Amzn will be green as fuck as it should be |
| 🤣🤣🤣 It’s perfect 🤩 |
| "You're gay!" \n\nBut you're the bottom, not me. It's only gay when you take, not give. \n\nPoor little retard. Haha\n\nI wonder how many hours you're going to waste trying to "put me in my place" before you block me and run away again? \n\nM\n\nO\n\nN\n\nT\n\nH\n\nS\n\nGG EZ |
| Except America. Cmon. |
| But what did you buy!? |
| Fair. I too would not if I hadn’t already |
| Chat just called me a retard and said I should worry about higher yields. Inverse that, rite? |
| it would basically mean us is insolvent |
| Sleepless nights coming. I guess they need that extra hour to path their servers and reboot. Otherwise, 24 hours should make sense. |
| Strait's open |
| Any good stocks to buy? |
| it's not a rumor. every country has annoying people. let's stop trying to hone in on 1 group. they all suck. everyone sucks from every country. granted the Chinese peeing in random areas is rough. |
| No one's feelings are hurt because you're 🏳️🌈. Fly that freak flag zesty bum. |
| French toast is not that great\n\nIt's like a big edible sponge, the fuck\n |
| Am I the i only one that goes to google, searches the string "Most volatile stocks under 10 dollars today woth weekly options", picks one at random, and then buys dick ton of calls (or puts) on said security |
| Koreans gonna punish me tonight |
| tldr not buying garbage |
| Gap fill on spy tomorrow? |
| Bro got cooked harder than a boiled egg 😩🥚 |
| “Jesus…”\n\nYou a clown bruh 🤡 |
| The most pure energy a bear can consume is the hopium of a bull |
| Liquidity is going to be a *serious* issue after this. I cannot fathom how this move isn't overall detrimental to market efficiency (not to mention traders' mental states) |
| Part of me wants to believe this is humanity evolving. Most of me knows this is humanity devolving. |
| Ask them if they like Rocky |
| Sure. I suggest RKLB |
| Same I had AI write it lol |
| SPY IS GREEN AH LETS GOOOOOOO |
| And if it’s priced in, why did we drop today because of rising bond yields and oil/gas prices since they were already priced in? Or did something new get priced in. That would mean….it wasn’t priced in before? Wait, now I am confused. |
| What is this shit. |
| All that for 3 fucking shares? |
| 🏳️🌈🤡 |
| gonna have an edible and lay perfectly still for 12 hours |
| I wish I was high on potenuse |
| A-fuckin-men. 24 hour trading makes me want to go all index and Bogle right the fuck out. \n\nI cannot imagine the mass anxiety this move will cause. |
| We down bad, but we ain’t down that bad. Goddamn, I ain’t reading all at |
| why? |
| "Keep doing the things that hurt my feelings" \n\nDon't have to tell me twice my little retard. The buttfucking was fun. \n\nI'm glad you came back for more. 🤣 |
| New plan: move to LA, sue Meta for chronic depression, profit. |
| 🤦🏻♂️ |
| I've thought of this, but playing the 2x bull feels safer. godspeed to you |
| A group of actual Italians just got on my train and they're loud af. The rumors are true. |
| Get some! |
| It's been very profitable for me. It's days like these where they are not. I basically collect profit off of gamma (and sometimes delta if I hold long enough) and from the IV (implied Volatility). It's only when the IV is low on the con (normally below 13-14%) is when it's hard to trade. Anything 18%-22% is my goldilock zone. |
| "You keep obsessing over buttfucking me!" Why wouldn't I? 🤣\n\nIt was a lot of fun. \n\nIt was so good It was all you could think of for...\n\nM\n\nO\n\nN\n\nT\n\nH\n\nS\n\nGG EZ |
| buy now pay later app that absolutely tanked like titty milk today after earnings |
| Never shave your ass |
| Keep obsessing about anal sex with dudes and quoting your imaginary dialogue lmao |
| Are you 12? |
| No |
| Gonna have an edible and run 12 miles |
| Strait is open |
| Fine, wax it |
| Next time try something called a stop loss regard |
| Holy shit. The only path to peace is 24/7 gambling. Who knew. |
| Ship all the oil to me problem solved |
| Oh wow more homoeroticism. How clever. "All you could think about" as you obsess about male anal sex for the 10th time ahaha |
| OPEN THE FCKN FUTES |
| Lots of call selling in the option sweeps today. And a fair amount of tail risk hedging. Nothing that suggests a major draw down. I do not think this falls off a cliff. We haven’t even had NVDA earnings yet. Holding short dated puts after 3 red days is a good way to lose money. |
| Holy shit |
| I need it to be down .5 at open |
| I mean is she missing a 1 in front of her price, yes but she still cute though. |
| "I'm not the broke drunk I'm just the broke retard who got buttfucked so hard it was all I could think about for months!"\n\nDude...what an insult! Hahaha\n\nYou're really good at this. \n\nIt a shame you couldn't run away fast enough huh? RIP |
| Could run more. |
| Meta 545 free money? |
| hey guys , cap , sus |
| I dunno what either of those companies are or do tho |
| Damn smh well we live and we learned 💯 |
| Closed |
| Won’t that hurt? |
| Literally not 1 person asked for this, stop trying to milk me! |
| 15% while we are at it |
| that's big green. Problem is it's already run, doesn't that make me exit liquidity O.o |
| Taylor Farms special |
| Bring Em Out Bring Em Out 🎺🎷 |
| AFRM GANG |
| It was 125% over multiple trades |
| shave it |
| Yes |
| Give it a couple more positive quarters and you’ll see. Their trajectory is more positive than Affirm (and look at how Affirm has done) and they have a wider market being that Klarna is global. |
| yes this is patrick |
| I'm not the broke drunk terminally online loser that uses alt accounts. You are. 😂 |
| You're a month early |
| Why does my ass smell so bad? |
| Hoping for a free vacation with the gains tomorrow |
| Lol I really buttfucked you so hard it was all you could think of for months. \n\nM O N T H S 😘 |
| Rip puts |
| Am I still banned ? |
| Twerk bussy bro. For the Bers |
| well trading panties is a lil different from trading socks. also you should be fired just for saying "cap" |
| jesus. i never get in unless its so obvious thatits going to keep trending. |
| Test |
| it could be, it could also be down another 7% tomorrow |
| I do like my tabs, fun to dance with and keeps yah up all night. The problem is there's no money in it, you can get enough for an entire weekend for less than $5 around here.\n\nAin't no way I'm gonna pay a 100x premium for the "commercial" shit, and I guaranatee most other guys are the same. |
| Bring greedy will strip your money away trust me Brodie .if I see 100% I'm selling .shit my new rule is 30% and over I'm selling 😭 |
| Then why does the price move? |
| Korea sell order gonna be flying in |
| Bers keep coming out 😿😿😿 |
| \-10% why be so humble |
| Straight bait at best |
| Lol you actually typed that |
| Going up, regard. |
| rofl. Last time I looked it was like 140 |
| Do you understand the word hindsight? I guess not. |
| Bro we bout to be so rich it’s not even funny |
| Same but with mem stocks 🤡🤡 |
| Can I get a -8% day tomorrow meta |
| Nothing better than LSD mental health psychopharmacology that's been killing trials |
| RKLB🚀🚀 |
| Bulls r Fukd 🐻 |
| always thought the stories of getting fired at work for trading is cap, but now it actually happened to me💀 |
| Lol retard |
| You’re either going to be above break even or otm tomorrow. Good luck. |
| show me on the doll where it hertz |
| Not until September ⏳ |
| DFTX |
| if it hits 850 tomorrow I'll send you $500 in the mail |
| "Oh, so you're gonna stop doing the thing you've been doing thst really hurts my feelings huh?"\n\nNah, I'm still doing it. Hahaha\n\nPoor little retard. \n\nHow goes the saving face thing? Not working as well as you hoped huh? \n\nDid you really think blocking me...then waiting months to unblock me....search all over reddit for me to try and sneak in an insult before you ran AS FAST AS YOU COULD away was going to workout in your favor? \n\n10,000% you did. \n\nSucks reality never works out the way you pictured it in your head huh? \n\nI bet you really psyched yourself up for this too. \n\n"I gotta be quick. OK ill insult him and then block him but I gotta time it right. I gotta be fast!" Hahaha |
| When you're a grown up, you can afford to drink with dignity and get drunk at your own pace if you want and not treat it like a competitive sport. |
| When does whoremuse open? |
| How rich and original coming from you.\n\nIf you’re so confident about OP being a dumbass, why haven’t you taken the opposing trade? |
| 😂😂😂 |
| Let me introduce you to my friend OKLO |
| 8% when the market gives 20% per year? I'd still be unimpressed. |
| Long Pokemon cards, brilliant! |
| G💚💚GL closed 🩸🦠 today\n\n🥰 |
| Sold my HTZ puts too early. Would be up 300% if I didn't sell. Unluck sirs. |
| Maybe he’s trying to curb his “sinful” masturbation urges as John Harvey Kellogg intended. Look it up |
| Need GOOG 350 pls |
| you do realize this "study" was done by another WSB moron right? "BY GEORGIA FEARN, EDITORIAL INTERN" bro is trying to recoup is losses. and it's hilarious you source an intern article at a shit university. |
| Probably not |
| You can't just claim to be gay, you've gotta earn that distinct title and privilege |
| what about the mines |
| So ready for the KASPI Sell off 🇰🇷🩸 |
| Where’s Sally Struthers when you need a fatty to feed some starving kids? |
| I love Patrick Boyle, I just love an excuse to write absolute nonsense on this sub |
| Short summary: market red |
| On my mama I might pump this shit to 850 |
| We are all going full regarded 23 hours of the day!! 😎 |
| Buying cheap Options on Thursday |
| something like 460-470 is the lowest I could see. Could happen sometime this month or in early September. No guarantee though |
| KARINA ROCKET PUNCHER |
| If you mention a ticker it better bet green or have good vibes. Why tf I wanna look at something that's -20% that nobody else talking about O.o\n\nThems not good vibes. |
| The Koreans might have something to say about that. |
| SOFI GANG |
| Pretty soon bonds are going to be meme stocks |
| No, you’re not |
| should I dump all my life savings into a penny stock? |
| Kick him out |
| I just need it at least +.5% at open. if it's +1% I'll send you a thank you card |
| Why don't u ever say no when dih is offered tho? |
| Stick to meth. |
| KLAR would only be bullish if the government reclassifies those pay in 4 burrito loans as undischargeable student loans |
| dunno, but all I see is blood red. |
| God is a girl? Hot |
| My god you’re a nut case… take your meds kid… |
| #IM GHEY |
| All in on NBIZ but 2X inverse ETF SNDQ looks good if you want to play a 2X inverse fund on SNDK. $5 buck play if sticks into Friday. |
| Need a hand? |
| I need a very short summary on why martlet is red today? |
| Heard about them. I been meaning to look into them. |
| I don't judge |
| Vibe code for days. |
| Lol loser |
| Those fraternity brothers at Penn State might be able to help you there |
| https://www.ms.now/money-power-politics/watch/uss-lincoln-wasn-t-resupplied-because-hegseth-hid-that-iran-destroyed-main-u-s-base-rohde-2511362627825 |
| No. |
| Finals can be spooky |
| I had no idea such thing could be possible never experienced or heared som1 just having muscles being turned off like that lmao |
| And KLAR |
| Yall gotta gimme some credit when we all wake up and SPY is over 800 |
| WSB degenerates going to be found dead in front of their computers left and right. |
| you mean you didn't want those personalized artisanal dildos delivered to your work address? |
| tf is WYFI |
| The key is to rip a few shots on an empty stomach. You drink less and get drunk faster. The boys are buzzing. Let’s go |
| that's what she said |
| NVTS GANG |
| MU down 7% today -> up 7% tomorrow |
| More POET puts |
| Off Spy??? Are you meaning by scalping? I mean I made some profit today but not a good enough of one. They were very small moves. The 15 min alone looked like a horizontal mess. So unless you were scalping 5 min moves or a one put to the 768 line that's the only profitable ones I could think of today. Other than it sucked balls. |
| wait are you the KLAR due diligence guy? |
| Loading up on APPLOVIN |
| rofl |
| tf that? |
| US treasury yields would probably go 🤚 6-7 🤚 |
| "Bully? All you keep doing is all the things that fucked me up so hard I dwelled on them for months and then hunted you down after months went by and unblocked you so I could try and throw an insult at you and then reblocked you and ran away as fast as I could. \n\nSome bully"\n\nIndeed retard, indeed. Hahaha\n\nYou could say I'm a Troll God even\n\nGG EZ |
| Buy mine |
| just kidding don't buy KLAR calls |
| Lmao you think they’re selling for the gains! |
| Mercury bank is saying I can create credit cards for my team and my agents. wtf am I giving an ai agent a credit card? |
| KLAR calls |
| Fam I’m feeling so blessed we all getting rich every day and we’re doing it together |
| This is all skank Cathie Wood’s fault |
| Because what's the alternative for excess money? |
| If you’re gonna be doing strategies based on that, start trading futures for the longer trading sessions |
| Is this a reference to the Japan history video? |
| Any second now Nike will rebrand itself in to an AI company. |
| Small cap tech needs to bounce back now |
| SPY still funna dump even more tomorrow chamo |
| The problem is that yields could rise to 8% on the 10yr but noone with capital thinks the Fed is actually good for it. And those without capital cant be fkd pissing about with bond market for like $140 a year |
| if multi generational living comes back, that solves the issue of housing price and child care, and kids can have 2 parents and guys can get a trad wife again |
| God gives his silliest men 🙃 to his hottest women 🥰 |
| If you're homeless, just say you're currently in between addresses. |
| The Greeks invented sex. The Romans invented sex with women. |
| Finals |
| Toyo up up up |
| Yet another day of spy flatlining, literally |
| Oh giving up the imaginary dialogue? lmao |
| ,MY ASS - PURE STINKIN’ FILTH |
| Your paychecks are 80k? |
| There were a couple 3 point moves and several 2 point moves. \n\nAnd yes, there are multiple ways to trade this profitably. |
| I need Spy +.5% tomorrow at open to buy me a vacation |
| being hungry builds character |
| anyone else playing EL tomorrow morning? |
| I am getting pretty close to, PE is 20 and they print so much money |
| Could just work nights and then never ever know sleep, just Red Bull and crank. |
| Bully? Bro all you do is say butt fuck and retard over and over and quote imaginary dialogue you have with yourself while promoting homoeroticism. You're not a bully, you're not tough, you're not "witty", you're just a loser that might have a little sugar in the tank. Terminally online bum. |
| Who GAF? |
| What if it doesn’t.. do I get my like back? |
| Well that sucked..... |
| For sure, i reckon 765 - 760 is the golden range |
| Sorry to hear that about your kids lil bro. Get your money up |
| What should I invest in |
| short openai long anthropic trade |
| Politico Reporter Posts On X “SCOOP: Several independent U.S. oil producers are expected to sign production contracts with Venezuela’s state-run PdVSA on Tuesday. A signing ceremony is set for tonight in Houston, according to 3 people familiar with the plans.” |
| *Open the casino.* \n*Stop having it be closed.* |
| I mean it incredibly stupid so I'd tend to believe it |
| What’s their excuse to go 24/7? The Bellagio runs 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. Without any complaints. \n\nSmh. These lazy bums! |
| Plot twist the kids are already starving |
| Are you dumb? Lol. You can't buy contracts before the opening bell. 80-90% of that move was before the opening bell. |
| Yes. Why do ppl keep asking me this? |
| Ok Baron, now tell papi to give the taxpayers money back to americans |
| Sounds like I better get higher for longer 🫠 |
| Maybe get out of the hood and on a real platform |
| So I think this will be kinda interesting in that I am curious to see how trading will go. Will Asian and European markets trade at the same level as in the US does during market hours? If not will it suddenly become market makers trading against each other in a battle of AI driven trades? Where you could see wild oscillations in “after hours” trading when most US retail traders stop for a while. |
| Me and my losing PLTR Options trade that costs me 7K . 😆 🤣 😂 |
| Anyone buying meta here? |
| Deal lil bro. Thats on my mama. |
| Retard's lament.\n\nA daily chronicle. |
| Sam Altman has probably solicited the services of femboys at some point |
| Well Japan failed midterm, whats next? |
| Oh, for the tism? |
| Don’t want to spread too much hopium but technically speaking, that’s what a shakeout day looks like. |
| Still holding some tail risk leaps. Otherwise holding shares and not bothering to trade this sloppy choppy shit. SPY is going to probably take 15 days of fake outs and V shapes just to go fill that $758 gap. Then right back to $780. And in the event that fat 🥭 ever does get a “deal” it will just moon to $800.\n\nOtherwise it’s range bound through October. Probably multiple moves from $760-780 in between. \n\nI’ll play long calls off $760 otherwise it’s not even worth trading here. We all know its $800+ sooner or later. Best to just stay invested and sit on your hands unless you have a gambling addiction. |
| Im waiting till close tmmr or thursday, think its going to dip more |
| It's important to have weekends so that news can occur when we lack the ability to act on it. |
| If youre wrong you owe me 10 grand |
| Patrick Boyle has a good podcast and a recent episode covers this well.\n |
| Dropp 4 dollars pre-market. Limiting 0dte traders (like me), only moved half a dollar to full dollar after the opening bell all day. |
| SPY moved 5 full fucking points today. \n\nIf you can't trade on a 5 point move you need to clean houses. |
| now I know why they call spy "spyder" because the price action looks like one. |
| I'm down like 180k from my highs basically back to my april high. I'm not numb it fucking hurts. |
| I’ll give you guys two options:\n\n1. SPY hits 780 tomorrow \n2. My kids don’t eat for the rest of the week |
| Aligning your investment strategy with what the oligarchs want is honestly a sane bet. |
| wake me up next month |
| Doesn’t make sense to buy long calls and puts. I don’t get what u expect |
| I have pinged the mods about this request |
| Retard |
| It’s really the KYC (know your customer) that’s stopping them. You connect via a defi wallet or app like MetaMask & they only region block at a countries request. \n\nAlso, that kind of leverage is fine if you have a tight stop loss and looking for a fast trade. You might get stopped out but if I was using 30x leverage you keep it at 3% and take profit at 10%+ or throw on a trailing stop loss once it passes 10%. These are AI trades not humans. Lots of small losses and boom one big win. Not much different than forex or regular futures. Options are MUCH worse. |
| Show your puts then, dumbass. If you don’t have the opposing trade, then you’re just in here larping like you know what the fuck you’re talking about. \n\nIt’s very easy to climb into any one of these wsb threads and clown on OPs for making a bad call. I called you out earlier because it’s cringe as fuck, and you’re still in here clowning. \n\nShow your puts or GTFO👇🏽 |
| >Except you were blocked and never said anything to me on that alt.\n\nCorrect again!\n\nYou really thought you could pop in and insult your bully and then run away.\n\nYour bully caught up though didn't he? He sure did. \n\nYou came RUNNING back, desperate to save face. \n\n>So... no, you likely just use it to upvote your own BS alt accounts and karma farm like a loser lmao\n\nSure I am retard and MOASS is right around the corner too huh? Hahaha\n\n>Try again. More imaginary dialogue please.\n\n"Keep doing what you're doing"\n\nUh...OK? I will. My retarded little bitch. Now hold my pocket \n\n |
| The market knows. That's why there are never bubbles and price discovery is immediate and perfect! Speculation is knowledge 🤯 |
| PE only matters if it starts dumping |
| It moves incredibly violently - definitely enough to hypothetically day trade. There is a 0.2% sales fee in Korea though - which is obviously going to hurt any margin and is the main reason to not day trade/scalp on KRX. |
| Lol |
| This week has been a rollercoaster but we in the green right now 😅 |
| Homeless larping for sure. |
| Made 3k today but spent 2k on Pokemon cards. Am I cooked? |
| I only support unethical companies if I own their shares IPO already |
| Sometimes I forget to return used items for a year and get mad🗿 |
| i thought all the leveraged koreans were margin called |
| Why are all the other stocks dumping too?? |
| Alright time to buy 2 week otm spy calls |
| Buy 300 compressors. Suck up the air of an entire city. Sell air at $50/oz. Aint no more excuse to be poor. |
| Reddit programmers be vibe coding lately. Site is suddenly glitchy as fuck. |
| It dips another 90% after they buy |
| By selling a call and/or put within a range, yes. Anyone purchasing uncovered calls or puts basically gave their money to the people who provide those contracts. Either by a credit spread or iron Condor strategy |
| You're not incapable. \n\nYou're retarded. |
| so we all know you have a foot fetish now |
| RDDT is disappointing today, so it is time to load up on RDTL shares. |
| Thought I was the only one feel so much better now thanks |
| Haven't they been doing that since July?? |
| An FDA-approved oral treatment is available |
| DRAM dumped so yeah it's obvious |
| Hyperliquid is the future, defi is the future. No silly broker shenanigans. 24x7, no restricted leverage, no kyc, perpetual futures. All you need is a wallet. |
| Its part of a balanced breakfast 😠 |
| Most people don’t follow the market at all though. It’s only those of us that are invested |
| I feel bad for you…! |
| Thought it was the fourth? Or fifth now? |
| Won't the spreads be wide as fuck? |
| sell to get out, it's over the dump is here |
| Nana approves this message |
| Forced selling lmao* |
| Spy dropped $5 today. What is this on about? |
| Except you were blocked and never said anything to me on that alt.\n\nSo... no, you likely just use it to upvote your own BS alt accounts and karma farm like a loser lmao\n\nTry again. More imaginary dialogue please. |
| Big time firms be looking at these posts? Or it's just jinxing it? |
| Do we really think korea is going to sell today??? For what gains??? |
| Yeah same |
| intc would be a good buy if you ignore PE |
| https://preview.redd.it/jbxtjul6f7kh1.jpeg?width=1966&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=251e05b60486368a91a6edaf6a686242aee49632 |
| "You said I'm melting down so I said you were!" \n\nDude, your wit is DEVASTATING!\n\nYou keep saying I'm doing what you're doing after I said it to you! Bro, how can I even compete with that? \n\nI know, I just call you a retard. Poor little retard. \n\nDesperately trying to save face. I love it. 😘 |
| Yeah right, that's why every girl is a millionaire |
| 😂😂😂😂 very nice |
| USS Lincoln wasn't resupplied because Hegseth 'hid' that Iran destroyed main U.S. base: |
| https://preview.redd.it/hzu1sva3f7kh1.png?width=1205&format=png&auto=webp&s=70cebdccc118192902f7837bb8187243181a0225 |
| Bro you think people made bank on a strategy priced today? What are you even talking about? |
| Did Exxon ever actually pay for the Valdez oil spill? |
| Who among you identify as bots? 🤨 |
| God being a girl is probably so easy, sell feet pics without your face and make money. Use money to just gamble |
| Inb4 we don't see another green day till next Wednesday |
| I know the muffin man |
| I ain't reading all that. But good for you |
| overpriced garbage\n\ndump it |
| Yeah, they’re probably French |
| It actually doesn't need to provide an ROI. It's like the high speed layout of fiber optic cables, once one fund has it everyone needs to have it to remain competitive for HFT. ROI is nothing because everyone's still on the same page but the fee is forced |
| Stocks can dip 90% and cash gang will still say their waiting for their buy orders to fill out at a better entry |
| "You claimed you made that account to make fun of me" sure did! \n\n"But you made it weeks ago" yea, to make fun of retards lile you who think "blocking me" will save you from ridicule. \n\nHow did that workout for you? Not very well huh? \n\nI reeled my bitch right back in didn't I? \n\nYou IMMEDIATELY unblocked me and came running back crying to try and save face. \n\nI really am a Troll God. 🤣 |
| But are they shorting the entire s&p500? Everything's red |
| Well it’s known that if you share it, it won’t hit. And also when you’re in that type of trade, you don’t have time to be posting on Reddit, you’re literally waiting for the exact moment to sell. |
| I don't look forward to watching stocks 24/7 and going to sleep fearing massive drops like I used to do with crypto. |
| If you bought puts it was hard to lose today. |
| Nah this is the part where you melt down and keep putting imaginary dialogue into quotes to make yourself feel better. |
| Holdl MU |
| Diddy killed Pac |
| The only option is for one of us to sacrifice and do an iron condor to save everyone else’s puts or calls. |
| Greed. Thats all it is. You into a trade with no plan and aren't disciplined. |
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| they're gonna short it, it's over |
| Most likely all the "awake" hours for the U.S. |
| Difficult to tell when its a pullback, this market goes in one direction for weeks and reverses hard |
| 100% Waiting for 760 to start buying calls again |
| i'm happy for you or sad that happened |
| Taco Tuesday mfers about to feast |
| Are koreans going to sell any non existent gains tonight??? |
| you may have to squeeze |
| !banbet SPY 800 1d !!! |
| I made $26 selling stolen toilet paper from 2020 |
| My boring 401k is up 14% ytd…. |
| BYDEN SAVE US |
| Not a man of word |
| Move was made overnight \n\nWe got fed theta pinning for the whole session \n\nYet were supposed to believe that was real / natural price action from millions if not billions moving in and out of 500 companies huh. \n\nAll in a 15 dollar range on the largest index in the world \n\nFUCK YOU KENNY G |
| Have you considered: vibes |
| You're the one that claimed you made that account "to make fun of me" even though you're clearly lying. lmao\n\nOh wow more imaginary dialogue in quotes. How original lmao you're really a sad little drunk brokie aren't you?\n\nYour obsession with male anal sex is noted. |
| all of the retards buying companies that make 2 billion in net rev while touting a 1 trilli market cap are confused as to why theyre getting ass fucked |
| Let me enter with my liquidity |
| yea i watched a couple of those Squatch shows lol. they show you some bullshit night vision footage and a sound out in the dark woods and that's about it\n\n \n |
| I especially like how the configuration menu just opens the ai. And when I ask it to configure anything it post a note saying that ai can make mistakes and does nothing. |
| “It isn’t X, it’s Y” all these idiots start their obviously AI written bullshit posts |
| I didn’t say by tomorrow but yes we will hit 800 and this bitch going to fucking pop like a 9 month pregnant women |
| My ass really doesn’t smell great |
| This is now where you try to "put me in my place" block me and stew for the next few months trying to think of a retort and then scour reddit looking for me to "get back at me" right? 🤔😘 |
| God I hate campers |
| Real |
| i believe were in extended hours at the moment, but on robinhood its not available in the overniggt session |
| Yeah. Unlucky they announced an ATM. Part of the risk of holding these companies. WYFI down big today too after they issued debt. |
| Im not saying its impossible to make money in the markets. But..\n\nIts harder. \n\nMany years back the market kinda saved my life cuz i needed a big surgery and i was able to turn 1k into 4k and that covered up front out of pockets.\n\nAnd this was by and large from options on mid caps. \n\nBut mid caps are no longer tradable, stocks but especially not options. What used to feel like a real casino is now a rigged game through and through.\n\nLarge caps are only tradable becouse you can be kinda blended in there but the amount has to be so small now. Any bet over 100 bucks is immediately countered in the short term.\n\nAnd theres really no telling whats going to happen when liquitity is tested again. Sure, cobid proved its there but that was in a more rational time before companies became supposedly valued at 4 trilly.\n\nI think what will happen is the first failure - under warshes stern guidance, for the liquitity to catch the fall.\n\nWe know this can be manipulated +/- 10% at the behest of a citadel-sized institution which is huge red flag. It means that at least 10% of cap is all fairy dust held up by wash trades that finra fails to catch.\n\nSo we know the next catastrophe will be at least -10% to reach honesty. But that kind of easy downward slide can cause a domino panic and send it flying down another 30%\n\nAnd we know puts will be virtually pointless as weve already field tested on tickers like poet with true ber firms. In a real crash puts barely even retain their intrinsic value, and all extrinsic value evaporates even on the stuff near the money.\n\nAnd with how theres been so many technical manipulation events like broker black outs and ddos, most shareholders wont even have access to the market when it crashes.\n\nCash gang is king 😎 |
| 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 |
| If you say it 10 more times, it might become true lmao |
| I'm confident that at least one insider knows about the meta trial. they don't have to pay and rocket back to $650. (my copium talking) |
| What do you do when your new occultist goff gf tells you that you that you are “older than her spiritually” and she refuses to wear watches because they are cursed items\n\nThe sex is crazy good before you say run away |
| Mods just do it |
| I don't think this is as big a change as people are making it out to be. \n\nYou can technically trade in extended after hours trading in most stocks already, but nobody besides degenerates and institutions does it. \n\nVolume is low, prices are bad, and there's really no reason to be trading then when you could on the normal open market. |
| Well, I, for one, would NEVER hope you get hit by a bus.\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| Haha MU, that's funny, we all had a really good laugh\n\nCan you stop now? \n\nWon't be able to afford the bus fare to Wendy tomorrow. 🙁 |
| they're gonna dump even more actually |
| Yup, 800 by tomorrow !banbet !! |
| First time I got puts and they burned like |
| Surely the Koreans won’t overreact tonight. |
| Yes, its not the same anymore |
| We're just going in circles here. If management comes out today and says they plan to do x by a certain time, I sandbag by 50% for the base case. So if in Dec 2025 they say they plan for 5 launches by April 2026, my base case estimate for five launches is around June 2026. Now of course they've only had 4 in this timeline so they've missed my base case, but blue origin had two seperate failures in this time, one being massive. The stock price being flat due to that is justified. |
| Nah, nobody would be stupid enough to start a conflict in the Middle East. |
| Actually I want to guess that retail might be able to take advantage of the fact that companies can't hide big news for after hours where only institutional buyers can "sell the news" or generally take advantage because they can eat higher spreads.\n\nYou notice how a lot of major moves happen just after market close? |
| If dumbasses like Joe Terranova and Stephanie Link can be on CNBC, you too can fail your way to the top in your life. Don't lose hope! |
| Bull market chronicles |
| $400s |
| rock solid support at $0 |
| Fuck whoever downvoted this. Fookin losers |
| Why though? So you can Jelly leg crash yourself into the Gym not being able to lift your foot off the accelerator? |
| no it's over this time, market's goin red for rest of week |
| Guys let’s pump this thing tomorrow. If we all put all our money into SPY, it could easily hit 900! |
| The breakout was fake. It’s reversing now. You are correct, this war has been going on for months and the market has completely ignored the consequences of it. |
| "You didn't make that account for me you just made it!" Hahaha \n\nSick burn bro. \n\nImagine getting buttfucked so hard you stew over it for weeks and weeks on end. Trying to come up with some wit and the best you can do is "you're mean to me!" \n\nSeriously, genuine question. How much more obvious could you make it that you're my bitch? \n\n"I could suck you're dick" you basically are. Thsts why you came back.\n\nI buttfucked you so well. You thought about it for literally weeks on end. \n\nThen you show up to ask for more and the best you can do is "I know you are but what am I?" A shame. \n\nYou'd have thought in all those weeks of stewing, probably closer to months, you'd have learned a bit of wit but I guess when you're busy losing all your money chasing "MOASS" you can't really afford any wit huh? 🤣 |
| #When we have 3-4 red days in a row we usually have a massive green that day that erases multiple red days at once LMAO🤌 |
| Refresh please. Op is buying as much as he can |
| META been dropping like a rock. Where will it end up? |
| I'll take whatever good ju ju I can Ricky Bobby |
| Yes, I speak jive |
| My Strait is open |
| Hormussy clear |
| Why? The bots never sleep |
| Hedge Funds: Trump API needs to provide a ROI, otherwise we won't renew. \nMango: Show them what i can do..dump everything and will only pump when i say |
| I’ll do it |
| Up just enough to make you feel safe then drill hard af just beacause |
| It’s tiiiight! 🥴 |
| Ber-curious cash gang checking in 🙋🏾♀️\n\nThink I’m gonna hold here for a few weeks |
| drink syrup |
| A healthy pullback is good. This will put us over 800 |
| Ok bot |
| Green by open |
| ? |
| Which one? |
| SANDICK! |
| best way to short canada after they fail to negotiate? |
| All time high next week lol same shit different month |
| QQQ from last week Wednesday open at 0930 to the peak yesterday at 1130 literally rose +0.99% before bouncing off that and ending lower (and then bigly dumping today).\n\nWhat a crazy thing. |
| Ya and for that you need money flowing around. What happened in 2008 is money just evaporated |
| And that! |
| Plz tell us what you are buying so I can buy the next day |
| But it is… |
| Had a buddy in college who loved those big foot shows lmao. Still lol about it to this day. Like bro if they find that fucker it’s gonna be on the news not this weeks episode! |
| Sorry grammar police don’t give me a downvote what ever will I do!! |
| BREAKING: the US department of transportation says all new cars must run on gasoline made from "paper oil" instead of actual oil |
| But the SPR just ran out, and that’s what was letting everyone pretend the war didn’t matter. |
| Crash. |
| You have officially been robbed |
| Smaller volume 1 big market order can skew it real bad |
| camping?....gentler way to say ur homeless |
| What in the FLAT FUCK was that? 🙄 |
| Reminds of the story about the engineer and economist walking down the street ...\n\nEngineer: Hey, there's a $100 bill on the sidewalk\n\nEconomist: If there was a $100 bill there someone would have already picked it up\n\nEngineer bends over picks up the $100 bill and puts it in his pocket.\n\nIf everything is already known and all priced in, shouldn't the market just change with the change in the value of whatever currency it's priced in? The US market was down .81% today (VTI), is that because US currency became more valuable today, since everything was priced in when it opened this morning? |
| 404 can’t find retirement 😉 |
| Holding his wife's bags while she shops for her boyfriend |
| What u buying |
| Vivaaa Las Vegasss |
| So whats the next one? Asking for a friend |
| Bad, but all depends on the size of the port. If the port was 100k, than it's jump off the bridge bad. Ithe the port is 2 million, then no big deal. |
| Just say it people trying to predict the unpredictable is gambling. And most likely than not you will loose a lot. You need HELP |
| What about that time I jacked it into a tub of yoghurt and fed it to a stray dog? |
| The judge presiding over the case is very biased against Meta- she will enact max penalty here |
| I need a ventilator. Is there a doctor in the house? |
| Oh and right, you claim you made that alt account for me, two weeks ago? Flail harder bum drunk. How rent-free would I be even if that were true? You're bad at this, I can see why you're finally looking for a real job.\n\nYou should put some more imaginary dialogue in quotes.\n\nLol loser |
| Nov goog calls |
| I'll wait until I can close my short position then go back to trading the daily swings. \n\nThis shit could go back to the 800s just as easily as 1100. |
| Do you know the muffin man? |
| Open the hormussy |
| It's staving off Japan's sale of US treasuries, their USD reserves are getting low. They have nearly $1 trillion in treasuries, some of which they will have to sell to raise USD for defending the yen within the next few months, unless the US acts on their behalf to do so. |
| I recommend shorting Jimothy. We can go shorter |
| Buy calls tomorrow. SPY to 785-790 easy 🥲 |
| So when you buying 200k of Tenaz? Wrong again bro, yupppppp. |
| Humanity is cooked |
| Mohamed El Erian saying the trillions in chip factory and data center spending is pulling liquidity from treasuries. Uncle Kev will need to step up soon. |
| 49 74 2019 73 20 61 6C 6C 20 63 6F 6D 70 75 74 65 72 2E |
| Her voice is like nails on a chalkboard. She’s also definitely on Adderall or something she can’t chill |
| Been camping for two days. Why down? |
| WASHINGTON — In a bold move that has left both environmentalists and tech investors equally confused, the U.S. Department of the Interior announced Tuesday that it has approved the construction of large-scale data centers inside several national parks, including Yellowstone, Yosemite, and the Grand Canyon. \nThe decision, described by officials as “a perfect synergy of digital infrastructure and natural beauty,” will allow major tech companies to build server farms amid geysers, sequoias, and scenic overlooks. \n“National parks already have excellent natural cooling,” said Acting Assistant Secretary for Digital Landscapes Brad Chipman in a press briefing held in front of Old Faithful. “Why spend billions on industrial chillers when you can just open a window next to a glacier? The bison will provide free ambient humidity control. It’s basically free air conditioning from God.” |
| That’s really sad. So much better since I deleted their socials. Reddit is a little better. … |
| it's unfortunate that we have no taco tuesday :'( |
| Ya this is 2022. We're going much lower |
| I do. What do I have to do? |
| not long cos i be cryin too |
| Bout tree fiddy minutes |
| Im right there with you bro |
| Retail*is* the liquidity. |
| The market is simple just buy EVERYONEEEE BUY AND IT GOESSSSS UP FUKN REGRAD |
| Probably not. |
| https://www.inc.com/georgia-fearn/gen-z-investors-took-money-meant-for-investing-put-it-on-sports-bets/91390427 |
| Why would he stop it when he can rake in a few million every month not to mention the actual trading. Markets are at all time high, corporate overlords are happy |
| How long can I cry at the casino before someone notices |
| watching gold today I was thinking about your phrase "not doing that again" from yesterday and I said to myself, "wow, that person really knows how to trade gold"\n\nyou had perfect timing. what signs were you watching for? anything you can point to?\n\never since the war began, when gold started to drop, I have concluded I know nothing about trading gold. I thought it was supposed to go up when a war started! |
| Patience |
| None of those crazy words mean shit in this market. |
| Seriously what in the fuck is going on? Why are we still selling off after hours? |
| Did you want to suck his dick before or after you jerk off to Christian bale? I mean I don’t want to get in your way here, |
| 700 more like it |
| Signed, the depressed and defeated degen ~ |
| How does this shit move more out of hours |
| No just curious if there is any info available on what this line item of investments exactly includes? |
| https://preview.redd.it/r5rlskz0d7kh1.jpeg?width=2868&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a105b0404e0078369517ad08e70ee6c0c335b649\n\n \n230 if we get it |
| You pieces of garbage told me stocks only go up |
| Like throwing a dart. |
| I’ve been so fucked on Microsoft calls, this shit dumped hard my dumbass bought calls and have getting cooked by theta |
| Maybe stop? |
| What ? |
| Scott bessent is only early on the orange glow around his mouth. |
| After reading this post i just realized I need to cancel a membership. My last one. Ive cancelled them all as of right meow. |
| RDDT dumped today because someone decided to make the search bar bigger |
| Every time I buy a stock it goes down 5% the next day |
| I like your funny words magic man |
| They pin everything in range, sell options, then nuke retail on theta. |
| Like this comment and I’ll make sure SPY hits 785 tomorrow 😎 |
| Mine is on life support. |
| It's a terrible idea |
| cant come out and say what they really want to say.....''i wouldnt buy that piece of shit company'' |
| This fucking guy |
| He wasn't even really playing with the band on tour anyway. \n\nPretty soon it'll just be 3 random guys in ZZ Top. |
| They will do it again though |
| It’s not the money won or lost (unless your are a true degen and then go to GA) it’s about the dank memes and the absurdity of this thing called life. \n\nThe market is one of the last battlefields in the modern age\n\n🍻 |
| Idk why I keep refreshing this thread, I don’t believe any of you |
| What if the world we believe to inhabit is simply a very advanced paper trading platform with the aim to provide a fully immersive experience of why you should not gamble markets. |
| Hey I have no idea what I’m doing, but I saw Nike was very low and decided to get some calls (had to google diff between calls and puts) for $500 and made about $450-ish profit—-it was crazy!! |
| There is no ego in the world bigger than his. He is going to find out that his art of the deal isn't going to work. \n\n |
| Double full port? 🤷🏻♂️ |
| CNBC's Stephanie Link is probably the fucking dumbest "investment strategist" I've ever listened to. It's baffling she is a "chief investment officer" |
| This question is going to cause you to lose money, hang on 🙏 |
| 🤗 |
| 500 a steal |
| \>quant\n\nInteresting spelling; is it French? |
| 😒 |
| Nah this is like 20+ positions being played today |
| Ghey's closed |
| I got no moves tomorrow.. made them today and now gotta hold on baby… someone light this candle! |
| in the old days history channel played history stuff, then it turned into ancient aliens and big foot shows |
| I think they probably mean scalping in minutes or seconds. |
| MU under 1000 is a steal |
| https://preview.redd.it/a3r2ykpmc7kh1.jpeg?width=1536&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fedf273cc104deaff702e4edf7f0881f8adbbf22\n\n |
| SHORT ETF NBIZ. Threw a Stochastic on it via a 2 hr Heiken Ashi chart and historically it's multi day trends stay true. FIB puts its .618 at roughly 3x. |
| He's going to get skinned and he'll never be able to retire. |
| slopes |
| How can someone not know that the conflict with Iran is not something that just happened, but has been ongoing for months?\n\nAs a matter of fact, stocks have been climbing almost straight up during the conflict.\n\nCome on mang... this sell off is so stupid |
| 🗑️🗑️🗑️🗑️🗑️🗑️🗑️ WM CALLS |
| just do it, were not here for a long time, were here for a good time |
| That saying… WASTE MANAGEMENT CALLS |
| WYFI got fucking murdered WTF??? :screech: |
| Cuz there will be more peaks |
| Trash never lets us down. |
| who the fuck eats cereal, whatta u 7 |
| it's that ryan cohen mug\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/7zr89fdfc7kh1.png?width=1075&format=png&auto=webp&s=5df38540a334368cbf33872610c09d24c7807a45\n\n \n |
| "You said I'm flailing so I said you are!" Dang bro, you let me live rent free in your head for weeks and come back begging for more and this is all you can muster? Hahahaha\n\nWatching you search all over reddit for my comments and posts is the best part. \n\nCould you make it any more obvious that you're my bitch? I don't think so. |
| ➖➖➖🟩🟩➖🟩🟩 \n➖➖🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 \n➖🟩🟩⬜⬛⬜⬜⬛🟩 \n➖🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 \n🟩🟩🟩🟩🟥🟥🟥🟥 \n🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 |
| MU how about you hold on to your gains for a little bit\n\nMU: no, I don’t think I will |
| Are you dumb and Iranian? |
| 135 first |
| why did i buy at the peak |
| Really. I have Amazon Prime but I don't think that's the same as Prime Video is it? I'll look into it. Thanks. |
| Everyone other than the paperhands has been liquidated to 0 |
| Found a 5x bagger but I’m not brave for options .. |
| \>choose your leverage up to 30x\n\nHow are they doing that legally?\n\n\>If it was available in the US\n\nOh. I see. |
| can it afford it though |
| 🍄D fixed the Jefferson columns at the white house so super 🚀 tomorrow |
| Wrong |
| The only thing that’s changed is all the hyperscalers reported -FCF, kospi has been wild. The yen is… something and now china has a rival chip maker in cmtx that people can throw money at. The Sk Hynix crowd had to take a little volume from micron too. If they didn’t have it in gdrs or in Korea. But ya i agree except that the new open Chinese models are so impressive and so efficient that the future HBM demand could be in for a small set back. But probably not. More efficient models just leads to more people using the models . Back to jevons paradox |
| Sry it’s closed bruh |
| Holding leveraged anything overnight is not recommended tbf |
| KOSPI isn't a cautionary tale - it's our future. Working adults in the US have been getting too much sleep anyways. |
| regard user |
| Strait's open |
| Lol, the meme bear market approaching. Slogans and "Fascinating behavior" memes are spammed under every post, no matter the content. \n\nWhat does your comment even mean under a sarcastic post? |
| Clopen. |
| Koreans realized this is not an infinite money glitch and now are paper handing everyday |
| Jarvis is here |
| Trade deez nuts 💔 |
| rofl it's so funny watching you flail with the same handful of preprogrammed responses you always use. I understand why you're so mad, you're an unaccomplished loser that makes alt-accounts all day. It adds up. |
| End the war and remove tarrifs but his ego is too big |
| I just got some Meta and Amazon Aug 21st calls after a long consideration and now both tanked 😢😢😢😢😢😢😢 |
| Bloomberg has gotten much better and free on Prime video |
| why is SOXL available overnight but not SOXS |
| They are payed to push crypto and other junk to retail so wallstreet can make money.\n\n \nThe only dumb ones are the people watching this propaganda channel. |
| Vice versa |
| Nuisance to society |
| Me |
| Moar liquidity, MOAR bag holders! |
| Lol. You just need to do this 20million times a day and you can have your own citadel |
| He calls himself akward wonder why he is 🤷 |
| Jokes on you I’ve got 50 screens each watching 500 stocks.\n\nI’m what they would call, a quant. I mean look at my eyes. Clearly something special. |
| Since 2020 |
| It could make a nice marinade... |
| That’s why cash gang is also poor gang |
| https://imgur.com/txH65n4 |
| My portfolio was injured today. It might require surgery. |
| Strait's open |
| Kinda need TSLA to open at 230 |
| Now i see why they call this a casino. Fundamentals dont matter |