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| Name 3 to buy and when to buy |
| This regarded 🤏 |
| You think Jpow is cool like that? That would be sick. |
| up 4.20% exactly on the day |
| Ah yes stocks just go up right. Thanks NVIDIA your a pal 😡 |
| I didn’t open the app today . My portfolio is still green haha |
| Im pretty sure Trump has given Jensen permission to make up whatever numbers he wants at this point |
| His shirts never wrinkle. In museums, he is allowed to touch the art. His signature wins Pulitzers. He is, the most interesting man in the world. |
| There's people here who unironically think that reddit thinks SpaceX IPO wont fail. Confirmation bias mixed with contrarianism I guess |
| https://preview.redd.it/b2l7j8q6dd1h1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0d52e48be054954505ceda7c9ad6f12ce95024cc |
| Yes |
| Fake and gay |
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| can I get a WAWA WEE WAA🫴 |
| I’m so sad that I can’t even think of anything witty to say. Alcohol, ease my pain…… |
| For years it was known as advanced money destroyer. Probably hard to shake that |
| There is a bearish case to be made for Monday. Im not going to make it. But bear is. |
| Been watching this one for a while and keep coming back to same conclusion - Africa telecom infrastructure is probably one of the most under-looked sectors right now. The smartphone penetration numbers alone should have people paying attention.\n\n \nThat london listing really is killing them though, feels like anything trading there gets automatically discounted by 30% just because. Maybe some US institution finally notices and drives re-rating but who knows when that happens. |
| yea this surprised me |
| I’m sorry did Jerome control the Treasury and forex markets? |
| Are you dense, "An bright orange person said so. Like 8 times" is pure sarcasm. \n\nPositions: COIL Sept 26, 20 contracts |
| You think that would actually help\n\nHow cute |
| https://preview.redd.it/g6anvt43dd1h1.jpeg?width=454&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=73f08bb6d14f2a91a9c48147606407a498085d87 |
| Yall panicking over ah and the bid ask spread on spy is .50 with one buy and seller on each end. |
| What's your expectation next week? |
| Some solid picks! |
| And only 500000% inflation since then |
| SOXL PUTS WILL BE GLORIOUS MONEY |
| if nvda earnings flop we are so coooked |
| The original soundtrack is epic. |
| Yugeeeeeee |
| we've gone full circle |
| Warren Buffett’s Berkshire Hathaway more than tripled its $GOOGL position last quarter bringing the stake to over $15B. \nWTF |
| i thought i was diamond handing but i was really just nuking my port |
| Is her dick bigger then yours |
| Do you have a trackball controller? |
| Should've fat fingered Puts? |
| And realistically, still runs the room |
| https://preview.redd.it/q08xm3svcd1h1.jpeg?width=1259&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=282a8ce9e103b2d9b0f1d9fd6fe8399b0252f36c\n\n😏 |
| Not even in the long term portfolio!? |
| Some thing happened on meta. I feel like some poor sap set a market order and someone had a hilariously low limit. |
| that image is genius. Bereft of context it can represent practically anyone's ideological orientation. |
| I agree. I was expecting the stocks to go up not down. It is sad that people who had it in riskier stocks lost a lot too. I was really looking at it and it didn’t go much higher. I want to go all in but I could lose it all. |
| How regarded do you have to be to full port into 1 position |
| Calls on CAVA since it's the only place I get hit on |
| Fuck you im down 12k since i started gambling stocks |
| I made a habit of keeping a daily trading journal \n\nStarted off I was putting things like “late entry”, “didn’t commit”… “missed signal”\n\nAnymore, every day it’s just…\n\nYou’re retarded\n\nYou’re retarded\n\nYou’re retarded\n\nGood trade you’re still retarded |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/Infamous-Ad-8215 made a bet that INFQ would go to 15.0 within **2 days** when it was 13.4 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 1 wins and 4 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) | [Post Verified Trades](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1pp3o5t/verified_trader/) |
| lack of gayness in this thread is very concerning |
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| Any suggestion on a fund to buy that holds space x ? |
| When the dollar loses 30% of its purchasing power in 8 years under your term and inflation is the highest in 40 years under your term, it’s hard to do worse |
| Really disappointed to find out there’s no ticker for DQ. Went there for the first time in years and was charged $9.30 for a medium blizzard. What the fuck bro.\n\nI want to short it out of spite |
| 800 by the end of the month! Believe! 👽 |
| I think that deal turned out to be a wet fart |
| Most destructive fed chair ever, bravo |
| People in MU are taking profits. It’ll run again. Trust. |
| This is the correct analysis. \n\nBull could 10x and still be half the mcap of Hood at these suppressed levels. \n\nIf hood runs back up to 150 then it would be a quarter of their mcap which sounds about right. |
| Lol bulls |
| God bless his money printer.\n\nhttps://youtu.be/6lW7CXRiH9I |
| Their early work was a little too new wave for my taste. |
| The danger is we stepped in some shit and have no good way of getting it off. |
| Was a black swan birdie |
| I mean you objectively made dumb choices?! Like you bought strangles with low time? |
| Why does Zuckerberg look like he takes tiny poops like a rabbit? 🤔 |
| yuge? |
| I have calls for NVDA earnings. This is a warning I have a 100% failure rate on these. |
| Because when I'm nearing retirement, the lower volatility of the 2x is appreciated. 2x has a higher sharpe ratio then the 3x so it's technically better risk reward, but lower total reward. |
| Their two favorite words:\n\nUncompensated Risk |
| Being ostentatious is part of the game. The Bentley 4x4, maybach, g wagon |
| Looks like a tough job from my house, you would have made better decisions I’m sure. |
| Because last week I took calls out that expire next Friday with a breakeven of $400 and didn’t sell this past week when I could have bagged a profit |
| Ast, rocket lab just to name a few |
| practice practice practice\n\nblowing up a paper trading account a few times with your plays to see how they pan out |
| Screen shit/post curse! Hows the position looking now? |
| China is a system ruled by nominal communists, with ruthless form of capitalism, that desperately needs a bit of old fashioned Western socialism (healthcare & government pensions) to get their savings rate down for more consumer spend. |
| 2 pump and dumps in 1 month is crazy |
| About to take out all my frustration on this new girl’s throat. I’ll make her feel my 20k loss…and then I’ll cry in her arms and tell her how SNDK and SOXL hurt me 😔 |
| idk, she might get you a frosty. |
| [ Removed by Reddit ] |
| It's about to get real fucking red |
| Shorting oil, and puts on QQQ and SPY |
| Rousey today could probably beat Carano in her short lived prime. And Carano hasn't fought in 17 years. |
| Username checks out guys |
| !banbet |
| They’re down 99.9999% |
| bags are only 4 hours old |
| A little birdie told me big announcement coming from 🍊 this weekend. Buckle up retards |
| Looks like weve found the tough guy! |
| U bought dram because u like DRAMA |
| I mean it's not?\n\nIt literally displayed that for a moment on the app. Thought it was funny.\n\n |
| Stock is down. Reddit is down. End of the world is coming\n |
| Did you guys shit on Klarna? Because I bought into that one and got deservedly buttfucked. |
| You didn’t fat finger it , you want empathy . If it had gone the other way round , you will be here bragging claiming how you night $130K in 0DTE calls and you made a lot of money . Say it as it is |
| He should have… |
| Don't take my spot under my local bridge, find your own |
| https://preview.redd.it/tmsvvwpecd1h1.png?width=480&format=png&auto=webp&s=91f4b5032f15d1f6d348e7233c1c6048f7a6850c\n\n |
| Right before NVDA earnings again, too |
| Bear market bottoms :\n\nNvda :68\n\nAmd : 47\n\nIntc: 6\n\nMu: 25\n\nSndk: 14\n\nSpy : 300\n\nQqq: 165\n\n🥀 |
| The past is not necessarily a good indicator of the future. It can be, but I’ll take the oversold SaaS companies that are profitable with strong guidance. When the market shows weakness, where is the big money rotating into? NOW offered up $4B in bonds, $38B was thrown at them by institutions. Not sure what indicators you look at, but that kind of confidence is hard to ignore. |
| I'm worried that ast will get overshadowed. The IPO will be right around the next launch |
| Is it just me or are g-wagons ugly af |
| What? |
| Thoughts and prayers 🙏 |
| Where the fuk do these AMD bers come from? Holy chet. Obsessed little roaches lmfao |
| Not a great joke |
| Who said Im not? |
| You can shove your bad karma up your ass |
| ccanadians living in the US are full of shit. they are so fuken entitcled and shit. |
| "I did good right?" He says with half a mil of disposable money from Dad. |
| Those NOW bags of urs must be generational at this point |
| nvda |
| tfw you were never cool. |
| Slop |
| How bad will POET be by Monday? |
| Hahahahaha short ladder attacks!!!! \n\n\nThese nutzzzz |
| O fuk |
| My average is 47. I have been bag holding since August fuck |
| Im not that worried about samsung, I think anything that happens to them just boosts hynix first and foremost which is a bigger percentage than samsung. Anything left over MU can pick up. If you think MU is going back to 500 without a split... idk maybe but not until some serious memory production comes online elsewhere |
| I'm not even saying that there is an AI bubble per se, but I think xAI in particular is/was such a fundamentally shitty company that it needs every opportunity to draw in additional capital. |
| Last chance to get the NVDA dip before we hit $300 next werk after earnings 🦾‼️ |
| I repeat: my micro is no longer soft |
| Market can be absolutely ruthless in sniffing out weakness sometimes. Sorry this happened to you |
| This comment is way too far down |
| The man. The myth. The legend |
| Are they trying to keep TSLA at 420 because that's what spacex will pick it up at? |
| YOU GUYS DO KNOW POWELL STILL CHAIR UNTIL WARSH IS SWORN IN, RIGHT? RIGHT?? |
| Stop capping , bad karma |
| I'd wager Tesla crashes before SpaceX. People buy into Musk's companies because they believe he's a genius and SpaceX is the cooler of the two companies. It's likely a decent amount of Tesla investors will shift away from Tesla to SpaceX before SpaceX crashes |
| only two??? I don't think you're committed to the cause. |
| Thats where i went wrong! |
| #TLDR\n\n---\n\n**Ticker:** $HTWS (HTWS.L / HTWSF)\n\n**Direction:** Up 🚀\n\n**Prognosis:** Buy Shares (Target: 350 - 640 GBX)\n\n**Catalyst:** High-margin African smartphone growth and an inevitable EV/EBITDA re-rating (or a PE buyout).\n\n**Vibe:** Blessing the cell reception down in Africa 🌍📶 |
| Lock in ur gains then buy back in when it retraces. That’s what I keep saying to the mirror every time I lose money |
| So glorious? |
| but then she would ask for food n i’m not about that |
| Bols are eating Ramen noodles tonight like jensen huang |
| What you're seeing in this particular case as an what you're seeing in this particular case as an example of exactly what not to do when you're Trading options. What had happened what had happened was I bought the calls and they were doing extremely poorly. At that point what I should have done is sold and cut my losses but I doubled down and bought puts so that I could capitalize on the downturn. However the stock Stuck in the however the stock stuck in the middle and I ended up just losing basically double as much money. \n\nThere are strategies which utilize a similar principle however I did not properly Implement those at any level in this particular instance. Do not look to me for even a single moment on strategy advice the evidence is straight before you that I am obviously terrible at this |
| Would be nice if wall street could agree on a ceasefire to my portfolio |
| https://preview.redd.it/qkbf3ia3cd1h1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f857bcb6c30c4eca724936a66a5351a979263216 |
| Strikes end eventually too. And we are assuming strike isn’t priced in, but look at last weeks price action, maybe it is |
| My life will never be the same after I've seen the middle trade |
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| tbh i think SaaS comes back and NOW looks like its ready to fuck |
| Did he state which week? Could be the next one |
| You started drinking way too early |
| You also got an Audi from the state (it's spelled audit but the T is silent). |
| Cuz it wasnt at all. |
| any chance of boeing pumping next week?? |
| Jail is only for anyone who can’t bribe >$1M now |
| You heard him, 100% the top!!! |
| Look at the picture.\n\nGoodness |
| they really spelled gambler with a capital G huh |
| https://preview.redd.it/xok9rehxbd1h1.jpeg?width=1206&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5230e34d0edd1b17e53dfdb43038f4c1cd8a3337\n\n \nBuilt stairs just to take the elevator down. |
| I didn’t forget about Covid dumbass. What does that have to do with him never unwinding the balance sheet, what did they have to do with him never raising rates until after 2 years everyone was saying inflation was spiraling. 30% of the dollars purchasing power eroded in just 8 years he was at the helm. |
| It could have been worse. It could have completely rebounded after you sold. That hasn't happened to me. Never. |
| Is that short for Doofus? |
| Lmao "dip" buyers that they have been conditioning like Pavlov's dogs are about to learn a lesson . 🤌 |
| acceptable if she is pegging you behind a Wendy's. |
| Oil services and infrastructure until 2036 |
| veigar actually |
| 47 million DebtWeave shares. Holy Ponzi scheme |
| Save us NVDA |
| https://preview.redd.it/asxiklwwbd1h1.jpeg?width=1164&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=049e2d3ee90d4749a966808e64c8204c3b37387e |
| never enter the weekend thread with full balls |
| No its not im looming at the chart now |
| then i won’t know where to pick her up the second date |
| #JPOWER RIP TAKEN BY AN ICE VAN |
| Of course Elon has to rush his biggest heist IPO while it is hot, more he delays it, more people be aware it is biggest century scam. |
| salmon futures are quite bullish tbh |
| You tards will be right one day |
| just buy UFC |
| I agree. The China trip was nothing burger. Unless 🥭 tweets something real good, no more free lunch. |
| is market signal to bring JP BACK? |
| It would be the funniest thing ever if Warren Buffet makes Berkshire plow all of their cash into SpaceX when it IPO’s. \n\n70 years of principled investing, he hits retirement and goes full gonzo. |
| AMD is down 269 doll hairs after reports of a thermonuclear explosion |
| Kioxia |
| $TTWO up bigly if rockstar announces pre orders |
| Bro there's no shot I need to explain this to you... |
| Noooooo. My covered calls don’t expire until the 18th |
| Back in the day you could get a whole $7500 check you could go spend on hookers and blow |
| Haha we bullied him into deleting it what a loser |
| Hate to break it to permabols but we are all pawns in his “5d chess” |
| Why do you have calls and puts going at the same time for MU expiring on same day (relatively new to option so not sure if this is some sort of strategy) |
| Mods ban this guys |
| Downvote the facts all you want, one of the worst fed chairs of all time. Destroyed the low and middle class and created even more wealth inequality so boomers 401ks could hit all time highs and their houses could go up 3x in value lol |
| I was up 10k, all gone. |
| JPOW is back atleast temporarily. Let's pump to 800 before he steps down. Its only fair. |
| The billionaire club that was leveraging the market has given up the ghost 👻 |
| Considering I’ve held the stock for years and it’s done nothing not great lmao, at least the option closed out 90% down instead of 99% like it was yesterday haha |
| Homie forgot about Covid. |
| did. I was itching last week when it was sitting at 6 bucks, finally gave in; no options just a couple shares, if it goes to the moon that will be enough. same with that NASA ETF thing |
| 🤡 🤡 🤡 |
| the most valuable thing i learned from the wolf of wall street is that if you do adderall, coke, morphine, xanax, and quaaludes, you have a ton of fun |
| Can’t believe it was 6 years ago |
| real money ? I bought like $150 in calls at open. gone. fake long money? down like 9k but i am up like 150k the last few months so blip on the screen |
| And it’s gonna go back up because that’s what it’s done for a month straight? Good luck. |
| I sense short term pain. |
| No you didn’t |
| #spy 760 Monday. Hope y’all have OTM calls exp Monday. Have a good weekend 🍻🍻🍻 |
| I think it runs until the IPO then gets liquidated to buy SpaceX. SpaceX then dumps 40% in a week |
| BIL is a boglehead, we get along great, he doesn't lecture me about VTI at allllllll \n/s |
| fat W |
| What? |
| I just want some rate cuts so I could buy a house. |
| this was the worst day of your life, Look at the bright side it’s only better from here, i went through this, you will thrive! |
| Baron Partners Fund taking in $100 million per day. Their SpaceX position will be diluted to negligible by the time of IPO. Long term owners of the fund getting no reward for their loyalty. |
| If it was just play money only, and he's not all in, then he doesn't have conviction or believe in the industry, and the original replies make no sense. |
| wednesday iron condor |
| I havent had a 10x 15x banger for a while now. Even in the past 6 weeks. I suck. |
| Insallah |
| Can you name them? |
| Knowing NVDA, ill play it safe, itm calls monday, ride the run up and sell before close on 20th |
| I'm already full ported in $NASA. 16% is SpaceX private equity. Other companies are all space related and will moon with it. People don't understand that Nvidia is Newark 6T valuation based on the idea that they would have to rebuild 100% of the infrastructure they already built every two years to justify its value. Meanwhile space is limitless. We are talking about harvest asteroids that have thousands of trillions of dollars worth or rare minerals and helium3 on the moon that could be used for nuclear fusion without radioactive waste. What you call a SpaceX dump I'll call an opportunity to accumulate and invest in true future. |
| I was told to buy ETFs, so I bought dram |
| Haha same |
| Rookie numbers. |
| Where are you guys for this Saturday's MILF Fest Rousey vs Carano? My money is on Carano |
| How do you fat finger “96”? If you bought 100 instead of 10 I could believe it, but 96? |
| space sector! \n\ndont sleep on it |
| and BCAR |
| Sure. NOWL. 2X Leveraged Servicenow shares. Holding them until the hit $8 |
| I need to see the all time performance chart. Otherwise, I call bullshit on the "fat fingering" |
| https://preview.redd.it/rn0k4hq7bd1h1.jpeg?width=1273&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=699195b560f53a59f2ba276aa581cbe765fd122f |
| Watching this drop -96% is wild |
| Jensen blinked in morse code. He said NVDA made tree fiddy |
| Need the Fed to cut rates this year idgaf about inflation |
| Warsh your balls |
| Pretty soon we will look back and realize how many big mistakes were made |
| https://preview.redd.it/rupnkds2bd1h1.png?width=191&format=png&auto=webp&s=e93c2324881d4b96c944532a11814ea60cf5dc69\n\n |
| I'm 2/2 buyings puts a day early when its still jumps 20%+ and not when it crashes 50%> |
| Are we having fun yet my fellow retardation nation |
| Were any of you around here during the lead up to Covid? Probabaly the funniest shit I’ve ever seen online. I really wish that place still existed. |
| Wym OP posted a real video of JPow DJing can’t you see? |
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| What happened to the blind trust? |
| Damn right. I’m in |
| Pump to ATH on Monday, steady Tuesday, then dump on Wednesday due to lackluster NVDA earnings |
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| Short ZM looks appetizing. Everyone uses MS teams now. |
| It was\n\nBut not at generational ATH lmao |
| Look dudes I love MU. I’ve made over 10k on MU, and my father made 30k on my recommendation. It will go much higher in time. However, unless you are highly committed to take it down to possibly 500 or lower, then don’t buy yet. If Samsung strike situation is resolved, it will crater. That’s when I will buy back in. You missed the biggest moves and I have no clue where the heck you’ve been, but where do you think you are on the food chain? Everyone’s grandma is talking about memory and MU now, you know what that means. |
| UMC bought while ago and added some more. Was green today so sign me up. Never even heard of them until I saw some post somewhere. |
| Xsp trades at 1/10 of Spx \nBut liquidity is not the same and spreads tend to be wider. |
| Nice. |
| Yes but they didn't add it after the IPO.\n\nNot saying that can't *eventually* be added. |
| The industry in America seemed to do everything in its power to keep people out of hardware while simultaneously whining they couldn’t find any hardware engineers. |
| https://preview.redd.it/az50uptwad1h1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=15530a9528ed1f4150a9b0d339dd9b2a815b03a5 |
| Calls on gonorrhea |
| North run still owns about 10.1 million shares of lpth. They only sold some of the shares cuz they had to pay for susans change surgery. Hey susan! Or should i call you sam? |
| There was a small moment I time where it looked like you could have broken even. Why not sell at that point? |
| Best thing about dating a homeless woman is you can drop her off anywhere |
| POET puts |
| One at a time or two at once? |
| Generally, I do this. The MU calls were 1w and went sour, I tried to hedge with short term puts, and then lost on both. \n\nI am aware, and was aware at the time I did it, that this is terrible practice. \n\nWhere I went wrong was entering a position where I could not trim into strength because I was not willing to enter with enough contracts to enable it. |
| https://preview.redd.it/lpm85epuad1h1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fde221ec387be716569e0952a52eabe6ffc4c221\n\n |
| How much money did you lose today |
| What's your strategy with those? Buy & hold |
| This exactly. |
| Wtf r u on mate |
| today felt like the end of this epic run. \n\nI feel like we are gonna go back the action from october to march just distributing in range trapping both sides |
| Hell yeah brother |
| My favorite is "overstand," because true regards are too good to UNDERstand anything. Just pure winning baby. |
| Can’t stand those single-cell organisms over in the Bogleheads sub. If anyone asks a single question outside of VTI/VXUS/BND DCAing they get a stick up their ass and think they’re all high and mighty. WSB is where I wanna be, in the casino trading 0DTEs with you regards having a good ol’ time. Never change WSB! |
| ASTS will run with SpaceX? |
| FUCK YOUR PUTS\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/s154emiqad1h1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b7e34f4cd36dc903603585e11bb3da98d17e0253\n\n |
| Did Nvidia grow its EPS by 500x in 10 years? Because Cisco did |
| OpenAI releases ChatGPT for personal finance\n\n\n1 hour later\n\n\nMarket crashes |
| Nvda going back to 90 🤌 |
| This is some shit I would do |
| I remember that post |
| If he was a politician in China he would have been executed by now. |
| Reddit Ipo'd at 100x sales and a larger market cap than Meta? |
| Damn you’re right he should have raised rates even higher |
| Good thing i forget about it by Monday |
| Isn't that how Elon made the Twitter/X debt disappear? Investors bought the sour debt from X. Then xAI bought X using shares of xAI (all share deal). If you were one of those investors you hit a home run and got shares of xAI |
| I never said I did. Learn to read retard |
| Jacking it and hobbies\n\nBasically the same thing |
| POET lost all of its gains from thursday, this is your chance to get in! Right? Right?? |
| No they probably are just going to run out of cash. |
| All IPO's are pump and dump. Wait till after the lock up period |
| I didn’t give you permission to post a pic of me |
| Ive had gold for a while, It is acting regarded this month tho... even playing the market safe is not safe ig |
| you should have bought a few weeks ago |
| $NVDA JUST UPDATED ITS PUBLIC STOCK PORTFOLIO HOLDINGS\n\n1. $INTC - 214,776,632 shares\n2. $NBIS - 1,190,476 shares\n3. $COHR - 7,788,161 shares\n4. $CRWV - 47,213,353 shares\n5. $GENB - 833,325 shares\n6. $NOK - 166,389,351 shares\n7. $SNPS - 4,821,717 shares |
| Aight then. I have owned STX since $30 a share and skimmed some along the way, but to each their own! |
| A great down payment for a house, moving and saving for future. |
| All exchanges have a mechanism for it but exchanges aren't stupid, they'll review all their data to verify if it was a trade placed in error or if it's just a shitty trade that didn't go your way. Busts are most common for massive mispricing. CBOE has 4 exchanges under its umbrella, there are 12 other exchanges to this and you would need to find at what exchange your trade executed on. Retail traders don't really know where their trade executed at so that's a hurdle in itself, institutional investors have live data for all this and can act quickly.\n\n[https://www.cboe.com/us/options/trading/cee\_form/?mkt=cone](https://www.cboe.com/us/options/trading/cee_form/?mkt=cone) |
| They added Carvana. The bar is in Mariana’s trench. |
| Let's go pick up those bag olders at $122 |
| For, like, actual system errors, though, not just because you mistyped and ignored the confirmation page. |
| i never considered simply making 40%/day, thanks |
| I'll always be here don't forget me\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/fl2fxr7iad1h1.jpeg?width=999&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=236343ae4ef67fdafcfd5da55509bebb494db7d9\n\n |
| silence Yasuo main |
| Only two???? |
| ugh I can taste the poor |
| 10% public float. I wouldnt want to get stuck in that for 90 days |
| SpaceX IPO is giving Reddit IPO vibes. |
| Fuck Jpow. Total jackass. Good riddance |
| Why |
| More like never again |
| How long ago did you buy these? Because if you didn’t protect your capital and trim your positions on green days you really shouldn’t be holding options til the very last day on expiry. \n\nIf you trimmed your positions and protected your capital and wanted to ride whatever’s left, then that’s fine. You’re essentially gambling with house money. \n\nOtherwise you need to always protect your capital. |
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| Market dumps until wednesday and then pumps. Why? Because i get my salary then and i want it to be true. Pump wednesday to friday so i can 10x my money |
| whole space sector about to go brrrrr |
| You mean the largest pump and dump? |
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| How did SandIsk go up while SPY went down, but MU didn’t follow suit |
| Great time to buy more. |
| To be honest I don’t know shit but I just think if there were an imminent nuclear threat to the US, they would’ve taken it out one way or the other. Maybe by bunker buster bombs or seal team or something. All they’re doing is twiddling their thumbs. There is no danger. |
| Depends on the scenario, but nah probs fine |
| Playing Crystal Castles on my Atari |
| I survived the great bear market of May 15 - May 15 |
| FUCK Jpow. |
| I took a peak to see why my port was drilling and saw spy was going to the earths core |
| JPow was just as bad as Bernanke and Yellen. They’re all boomers who only know how to spend. Let’s all pretend keeping an inflated balance sheet helps out everyday Americans instead of asset holders. |
| I hate weekends |
| Just make sure she's drunk first. |
| It mostly depends on bonds. But if were here after the bond market. We going places. I had a price target of 47.52 but we never got there. |
| Remember that SpaceX is an AI company now. They fully acquired this absolute money furnace known as xAI. This is 100% them trying to catch the final entry point on the AI hype train before it crashes. |
| $14 call for December is printing. VERY slowly but . . . . |
| it was a meme. we laughed and some win and some lose. next. |
| Um, they're okay. |
| +218% return by adding 6 trillion to the feds balance sheet during his term, have inflation be the highest in 40 years under his term, have the dollar lose 30% of its purchasing power under his term, all in a matter of 8 years.\n\nGuy is a fucking loser, good riddance. |
| Yup rode my entry of 7450 spx to close! 🙏🏽 |
| RDW is the next darling stock. |
| Guhh |
| Holee fuk, calls!!! |
| More selling pressure when it just dropped 10%, recovered, then another 6.69% today? |
| What are you doing this weekend \n |
| I certainly hope so, I have about 400 shares in my IRA. |
| https://preview.redd.it/pke4fa28ad1h1.png?width=478&format=png&auto=webp&s=a4c1e3ad5a680511ee9b1db7ac5f81cd42f9e011\n\n |
| also in LA, 100% the same\n\nevery single person thats like “omg no driver is scurrrry and did you hear about that one ride with the guy in the trunk” immediately goes “omg a stranger driver is scurrriER!” after trying a waymo once\n\nso you’ve immediately got most women from the fear angle\n\nand most men are already down with it just because, and theyre really nice\n\nthere just arent enough waymos on the road yet to meet demand, and wait time is longer than uber/lyft. statistically they say waymo is more expensive but from an actual individual user perspective it can often be much cheaper |
| It’s too perfect to play this actual ticker 😂 |
| You can buy Uranium ore online legally right now. You can enrich it with slightly complicated centrifuges. But now you are only like 5% there unless you are going to do a d i r t y b o m b, but to get a real newk, you have a looooong way to go. |
| Did you hold til close? Please tell me you did |
| Borrow $5 for a scratcher |
| I’ll offer myself as tribute |
| well bers are just pathetic in all things. so there's that. |
| Wtf? |
| That's not really comparable. Also I don't recall that sentiment in the slightest. |
| DFUS will avoid that shit. |
| Yeah probably, unless you are homeless yourself |
| Used to so good |
| Soft core at best |
| JP Morgan either wasn’t invited or didn’t go. Weird |
| Used to so good |
| will find out in their disclosure that that this was their sell off |
| Because I like money. It’s a waiting game . I got paid a few k today for waiting |
| Mr Money Printer, made everything impossibly expensive. He worked for boomers who get to sell their assets at all time highs. This is the peak folks |
| Space X will be the largest IPO in history. Make sure you subscribe for share allocation. |
| 2 words. "Becareful now" |
| Figmy balls going to $50 by like july |
| When's Aschenbreezy going to drop the dang 13F come on |
| BRUN just getting started |
| Y’all trying to make 30 X bangers. I’m over here hitting 25% base hits all day. |
| And you are not a weatherman nor professional trader. Good luck clown |
| Mine are $260, we’re most definitely fucked |
| is having intercourse with a homeless woman unethical |
| \nIt was a successful pump and dump |
| If you dont use 50% stop loss then yes, ride it to 0 or infinity. Pussy |
| For all the index investors, buy dimensional funds to avoid being bag holders. |
| why |
| Can we get memory back up next week |
| \-12% isn't gonna make me cum. Sorry. |
| is that the best you can do Mr. Market? tis but a scratch. |
| Maam are you a bear |
| Now that is some loss! |
| Wall Street has been saying buy on NOW since 2024 and it has steadily tanked.\n\nSNOW is more interesting.\n\nCRM is tepid.\n\nTEAM is tepid.\n\nI'll look at SNOW. Thanks for the tip. |
| This might be the poorest thing I’ve ever read |
| The fact that were doing round two proves we cant do that. |
| "NEW: Federal Reserve Board names Jerome Powell as chair pro tempore until Kevin Warsh is officially sworn in." |
| You and millions of others |
| Someone is over exposed |
| Will there be a “sell the news” event across space stocks once it's IPO'ed? Names like RKLB, LUNR, PL, and others have had huge run-ups recently. Of course, their fundamentals are improving, but the potential SpaceX IPO has also helped boost sentiment and drive these stocks higher. |
| It hurts everyday |
| JPOW the GOAT. what a resilient motherfucker, deserves nothing but utmost respect. |
| 💪 |
| Well if im always doing 10 at a time sounds like im in for just doing singles. Thanks! |
| Ina sane world, jail would be the answer |
| One of these days HRL will be green again …….. I just keep buying |
| yes it can easily squeeze past nvidia cuz there will be shorts who think they are slick shorting at 5T market cap thinking "it can't get past nvidia" |
| Yeah I bought more today and it went down. But no point selling when down. I'm sure it'll go back up along with any other positions. |
| I'd suck two dicks for a green Monday |
| 2 words in and i was done playing with myself |
| Can still get 0% financing on most EV right now. Just sayin |
| There goes the neighborhood. |
| https://preview.redd.it/jru74krp9d1h1.png?width=478&format=png&auto=webp&s=1b3830461f0643eaa1d4880c68d40dff498db60b\n\n |
| This makes me feel better about missing out on all these millionaire posts |
| Oh no! Sorry boo, shake it off and try again Monday. |
| Fucking yikes man\n\nI thought gold was a solid buy\n\nIt looks like an ass meme stock |
| So pathetic how bulls will post the dumbest cope and the rest of you tards will just upvote like it makes more true. |
| >Trump touted Palantir on Truth Social after buying the company’s stock, records show \n\nGoing to be even more hilarious when Mango starts shorting stocks, Truly a regarded country |
| Old too late was a very special man |
| I say yes so i feel better for selling at 13 |
| Spy limit down when 🥭 announces he’s revoking his USA citizenship for China citizenship after his visit |
| He only got one vot e. If there is enough Feds to vot e for hike then there will be rate hike. |
| Never did that but I did act like a deer in headlights when a firm fkd up lot snaps is so I overheld while waiting for follow-up data instead of going on gut and memory so instead of locking in a 40k gain followed by another 800k for the invest I watched something drop 230 then climb 300 while still waiting for clarifying data\n |
| 🤫 keep that name out of WSB |
| if you are new to options trading do yourself a favor and only buy 30 dte or longer expiry... give yourself time to get out of the way of one messy day. Don't hold options into expiry unless they are actually worthless. |
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| Will it be in time for June s&p reorg? |
| Sell in May go away. Lol |
| As I slipped my finger slowly inside her hole, I could immediately feel it getting wetter and wetter…\n\nI slid my finger back out, and within seconds, she was going down on me.\n\nI thought to myself, "I really need a new fucking boat." |
| No way they let us keep winning but we'll see |
| G.O.A.T. |
| Are you winning, son? |
| I usually look to get out down 30% depending on why I’m down. Today the markets were screaming sell everything. |
| I am going to go 100k in |
| Make sure to pay him in advance so he can get loaded up beforehand |
| Yeah deprecating humour and overused comments are cool, but stock tips that let me retire at 40 would be waaaay cooler |
| Looks like all the stonks are going to be joining my FRC.B shares in value |
| I think this entire week was consolidation |
| SOMEONE GIVE GRANDPA A BALLROOM SO REST OF THE WORLD CAN HAVE IT'S CRUDE OIL BACK |
| I fucking hope so, in deep lol |
| It is exactly like roulette, I only bet on black so when I see three straight reds, I bet heavily on black. MSFT will hit once or twice within the year. |
| WE all just shit our pants daily haha |
| I'm so glad I closed out yesterday.\n\nI'm looking for that gap fill, then I'll either buy back in to the calls, or shares |
| His appointment as chair ends today, he’s staying on as a governor |
| amazing wasn’t it |
| This will be the biggest rug pull in history. It might pump for a short time initially, but it’s going to be an historic exit liquidity event in the medium term\n\nA lot of suckers are going to turn into long term bagholders |
| Give up the nukes or else |
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| You guys realize if you have a basket of like 4-5 pretty volatile tickers and you only focus on those..\n\nThey give you 2x minimum every single day depending how you trade them. You don’t need a ton of capital to make a great trade $500 trade into $700 is a monumental trade. |
| BAAL ROOM\* |
| I did not have good luck with that hahah |
| HAHAHAHA |
| You are ruining the sanctity of this sub by posting these garages people. |
| Aren't data centers in space a complete fantasy? |
| That’s the story of queen esther. |
| Index options are taxed at 60/40. 60% is long term capital gains and 40% short term regardless of time held. |
| It means there is no memory to buy. Most of them is sold out until later 2027. So the strike can give problem to new Tech that need the same Memory to make. \n\nYou need to have a product to sell but part of that product is missing then it can give problems. |
| kill your lawn. put in local natives plants. no water no gas necessary. bonus is you piss off neighbors by having what was naturally there before colonization, sprawl, suburbia. |
| There will be a selling pressure from MMs on Monday. So not very likely yet |
| He is staying, but as a Gov not a Chair. |
| wait why’d he leave now |
| I hate the way NFLX moves. Never playing that shit again. |
| TSMC doesn’t need the high NA machines for their next few nodes. They can’t even make enough current node 4nm and 3nm chips to satisfy demand. It’s not like they can just buy the high NA tools and throw them into fabs they have/are already in planning or building phase. High NA tools are actually a bitch and require ground up changes to how the fab is layed out and built. \n\nIntel needs a miracle shot to save themselves, TSMC just needs to keep following the plan they have been following for the past 3 decades that has led them to total domination of the market. A couple fancy tools does not automatically make you the best semiconductor manufacturer. |
| I’m straddled to the tits, which means theta week inbound |
| If the uranium in Iran were truly a threat it would’ve been taken out weeks ago. It’s purely a talking point |
| May you get all the colorful crayons regard 🤤🤤🤤 |
| Thought this was the Goldman Sachs CEO for a hot min |
| Play stupid games and win stupid prizes |
| SPX puts, various strikes in the 7300-7350 range, June or July expiration |
| https://preview.redd.it/czuz7sl89d1h1.png?width=191&format=png&auto=webp&s=e529cf0e33b5d6ad31924c5c053b807446815396 |
| Insert guy waking up to red glowing phone meme |
| Immediately after making any mistake I undo the action or trim to correct size anything else and the new sizing is what you want to do. |
| Opex. Trade small or better to not trade at all. |
| It's going to be the one earnings report I give up on them on it then it's going to shoot up |
| Oh shoot |
| Fuck the stock market and the war , WE NEED TO WORRY ABOUT THE BALLROOM |
| waiting for those ai sex robots huh |
| Why gamble? I’ll just keep buying… |
| and then you woke up to NVDA 180 |
| Imagine a fat finger play most days other than today 👏 good job, champ |
| Nah bro let’s get crazy. We going to be millionaires |
| Part of game 🎯 buddy. Still have capital to recover |
| Can’t be AI as he times the drop to perfection |
| Do you think the big bears will stay home until the 12th? |
| It will be cheaper next week. Consolidation time |
| what happened? no one's done anything but post memes |
| bols are fucked either way 😂 |
| I’m deep in ASTS, hope it rips a bit in the next few weeks. |
| Ahhhhhh |
| I just bought soybeans… wander if the store will let me return still. I did open the bags. |
| end goal is 100k in the gambling port those numbers are how it’s gone for me starting from 1k each time |
| Make America.. China.. Again? |
| The GOAT 🐐 |
| 130k, let them damn near go worthless, and yet you are down 160k? wtf are you doing bro where is the risk management |
| Nah you're overestimating the Warren bump. Its been a whole year and the new pricing model was approved. |
| thats what i thought last earnings yet somehow managed to tank -4% |
| I wish i was rich so i could lose money everyday |
| SEND IN THE JETS YOU ORANGE MORON\n\nOPEN THE STRAIT \n\n |
| destroys faith in the US economy and US investments.\n\n \nshort term gains for very long term losses. |
| You're telling me your calls that were barely out the money didn't print? On Opex? Aw, shucks, bad luck I guess. |
| Where do we pick up free Tina |
| I appreciate the article though . |
| Why are people saying raspberry pi’s are good chat gpt says it’ll run slow |
| Bombs dropping this weekend. Probably still bullish tho |
| Boomer me all you want. We made it through china without bringing memory chips home. I think DRAM is a buy here |
| Bro convinced people to like cutting EV credits and then doubled gas price. Fucking diabolical 😂 |
| MSFT has gone down 3 earnings in a row so it's literally not possible for it not to moon on the next earnings in July |
| Ya sure and after a massive dip the stock might be a buy.\n\nAt IPO the price is just absurd. |
| couple million for them is literally few cents |
| USO to 80 by end of May. The Prophecy foretold this. |
| I will never emotionally recover from the fact I had an entire port of Micron that I rode from $40 to $80 |
| I hope and pray that everyone and their dog FOMO into NVDA monday leading up to its ER.\n\nMy 18 may NVDA 232 calls depend on it.\n\nJensen then needs to deliver the most stellar results to drag the entire market back up for the sake of my 18th June SPX 743 calls |
| When do you call it quits with options? I have been a share holder until recently. |
| pam BONDi |
| made around 28k swing trade 0dte call on tqqq. These crazy slightly otm get so sensitive to price change. Any tiny move get amplify 5x, so you upside is far more than your capped downside. \ncontract price went from 0.03 to 0.11 and back down to 0.02. Sucks that the volume is so small for these fringe contract. So you cant really just dump a million dollar into it. Can only do pocket change unfortunately. |
| Blackstone?! \n\n\nDidn't know they were trying to sell those flat top grills to chinaland! |
| are you speedrunning 0 |
| I thought he wasn't leaving. |
| Ended too soon |
| Lot of options traders got beat up im sure I rarely trade options and I got beat up i so thought the war was over and was full steam ahead |
| If this is the pump that finally pops the bubble, what do we think? Vix calls for Jun 26? SQQQ calls? Spy Puts?\n |
| They don't hike rates for supply-side inflation. They kept at it from 2021-2022 because despite rising inflation and crashing stocks, growth and employment stayed up. If we hit actual recession times they'll cut no matter what the bond market is screaming for (though I think the most likely scenario is no changes for the rest of the year). |
| Got it, won‘t listen to any music and won‘t watch any TV anymore. Just me myself and I. |
| Ong I do everytime, just blew my port again today and starting with 1k on Monday |
| I want some free Tina!!! |
| Thats why you dont go all in |
| Those guys owe me a few dollars pennys |
| The CEO is tied directly to Trump and will get all sorts of favoritism. |
| Yeah you're correct. I let myself get way too emotional with this one. Typically I'm a semi disciplined trader but I missed a potential 8k run on mu and chased that dragon. \n\nI know what a stop loss is but I was worried that transitive dips would wipe them, given how volatile the market is lately. \n\nI think I may wanna stick to value investing unironically. I built a 10k port in a few years from a few grand just doing semi short term value investing |
| Fair enough |
| Buy calls then and post |
| Sorry man, honestly feel bad. I’ve actually fat fingered/mis typed an SPX order before.. well a few options orders. \nGot fuckin lucky I checked it and realized the spx overbuy - lost 6k in 3 minutes and got out. But that’s peanuts compared to this. |
| 5/25 Memorial Day: where we remember all the bulls who will perish this upcoming week |
| Big weekend ahead, 🥭 been too quiet need something to give us one more rally on Monday/Tuesday |
| Shout-out to the "Calls on $VG" guy. \n\nAnything NACHO-trade related is gonna be easy money the next few weeks. That shit ain't opening. |
| SPY green on Monday |
| wait how do they own more than 100% of shares |
| I lost 90k last 7 years trading so depressed lol for you to lost 130 k one day dam sorry bro hope ya got that’s moneys back one day 🙏🏼 |
| this is the absolute top signal, fucking clownshow |
| Ouch, I hope you get it back soon. |
| No he failed it. Treasury had been rolling over debt in shorter durations in massive amounts |
| lmao, you can't just pick high points of your gamble trades and post as though you started from those amounts. |
| Sure you can. Also yes. |
| Indeed. At this point I’m starting to get the vibe Iren’s mgmt wants to keep dilluting forever and pay themselves millions of dollars and never execute. Gut wrenching to see NBIS take win after win. |
| $CBRS revenue is $500m and it's all from the UAE lol. Total joke of a company and will be worth 95% less than what it's worth after the bubble pops. |
| That’s not Waymo’s target market obviously. Those people ride buses. |
| Worst day so far. |
| My exact thought |
| Dear God man. You have a sell button? |
| Who TF sold UNH sub 300$, BRK needs Buffet back asap |
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| We all just chuds 😂 |
| What if that strike hits? |
| Just a pump and dump stock |
| # BIG BEAUTIFUL BONDS ❤ |
| Thanks. They just recently entered into that position! |
| WTF Donnie, I bought all these soybean futures for a big deal with Xi and now I'm fucked. |
| It has here on WSB last week. |
| 6% was already the "fixed" number |
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| Anytime bond yields approach 4.5%, we magically get good news pumps to get us out of the "sticky situation". Buying 1-2% OTM calls has never failed me before, let's see if this weekend will be the first. |
| Remember: Loss posts and "found jesus" stuff will be found on r/problemgambling instead of here. |
| I hope baron and 🥭 lost a couple million today |
| That's literally more hand jobs than I could physically endure everyday for the rest of my life at the Asian spa down the street for that price. |
| Stop loss people. Stop loss. |
| Just got a notice my kid has overdue library books at school and both are Clifford books. This has to be a sign right? |
| The thing that sucks about losing on a Friday is you have to wait all weekend to revenge trade |
| There is no tranquility until the 10 yr is 10% |
| I lost a lot today too, not this much so I feel bit better glad I'm not the only one |
| My brokerage is down almost exactly as much today as it was up last Friday, and that’s after taking some profits this week. I’m clearly not very good at this. |
| i sat and did nothing but eat chips and watch energy rise. monday going to be red too |
| 32%. Yikes. Its over. Could've bought spx puts and just not touch it and youll made 30% |
| My net worth just doubled from 80 to 160 that SPY ending |
| lol 2024 ,u r are a regard |
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| ya |
| Reversed about 30 min after selling but still ended worthless end of day |
| turns out i shouldn't have bought LEU at $213 |
| Today I learned about bond yields |
| How has there been no talk of SLS. Bears are cooked. |
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| Is POET just a scam company? |
| surely holding a space etf for a year will yield more than 10% right.. |
| Go back to the drawing board. Come up with a better plan for entries and exits. Set your stop losses and limits for profit when you trade. Google all this if you dont know what im talking about. With stop losses at 20% you would have been significantly better off on losing money. With setting profit limits at 30% you just take your profit and move on. Dont look back at what could have been. This isnt financial advice btw I'm just a regard on wsb lol. |
| Does Xi not know that you don't grow roses from seed, or does know and was trolling? |
| me watching these crazy swings on POET every week from ~~the sidelines~~ **my cuck chair** |
| Yeah, OP, this is a 'kill yourself only' forum. |
| I asked gemini this - how much will usa federal interest payment be if 10 year bond were at 15%.\nAnswer 4 trillion lol |
| NVDA: $300..... \n\nMonday: up $20\n\nTuesday: down $2\n\nWednesday(Big day): up $35\n\nThursday FOMO & Profit takers: up $15\n\nFriday: up $10\n\n\n\nImagine🤑🤑🤑🤑 |
| pam bondi must of said the thing today |
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| Didn’t sell. Strong earnings and future roadmap is sound: big clients and expansion to non food chain |
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| MSFT +900\nAMZN -330\nAMD -175\nSPY +70\n\nNot bad although at one point today I was up 1.3k and should have took profits but I was too greedy |
| If you think bond rates are high now, just watch what will happen in the coming months when we get hotter and hotter CPI prints each month.\n\nEven the cooked numbers gonna be bad. |
| cmon djt, just leave Iran and call it a victory... |
| Bruh you inspired me to get his portrait to hang on my living room wall. Like some people do with Jesus and presidents |
| Dude ! Seems like your timing is as perfect. |
| Yeah that is a problem |
| MSFT up 2% while everything else is blood red...🥭 probably bought another few million |
| Stock options generally execute on closing price. So yes |
| I tried extra hard at work today because I know imma need this fuckin job for a long time |
| https://preview.redd.it/uswzu0q58d1h1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c208eb142ea2a9a644b7c7be1a1dfcafbd6350b6\n\n |
| MU went to China. 😂 |
| Complete pity man. I wish they had cut me off after the first 10k! |
| Mu will be fine |
| Is it possible |
| Until Monday |
| Ok |
| Any regards still holding Tom lees beloved BMNR |
| Loss on calls and puts at the same time on the same algos stocks is very hard to do, gratz\n\nYou belong here |
| Bull loss porn is cathartic |
| Nah That's my gambling money |
| LMAO |
| MRAM you all think room to run? |
| futures closed, war allowed again |
| And gheyboi? You’re the one asking another man to rub his balls 🤦♂️. Lack of self reflection much? |
| Any chance of SPY hitting 803 Monday? My Lakefront cardboard box and soiled yoga mat are at stake. |
| Shares maybe |
| worst day by an order of magnitude sounds like a math flex |
| I did my catch up sleep on my vacations then felt guilty and depressed for wasting my vacation sleeping in and slept more. |
| I wish he would have enough integrity to commit seppuku |
| I hate it when I do this with 130k |
| Respect |
| Thanks, genuinely appreciate the analysis. Feeling stressed af over here and it looks like it nosediving back to 600. |
| Lmao, wtf is this bs? You think it's going to get squeezed from 2T to 5T or something and overtake Nvidia? There will be no shortage of shorts on this because it will be volatile. |
| honestly I dont get why people get so butthurt over UNH as a service. If an insurance company give you sht benefit, just switch to another insurance. No one point a gun to your head to buy shtt insurance. If your workplace only offer UNH for some god forsake reason. Switch to another job that offer better insurance. \n \nAetna and anthem is only slightly more expensive in premium but they deny at less than half the rate of UNH, so you are basically gamble that tiny of bit of premium saving for a whole lot of trouble later. Any employer that only allow UNH probably isnt doing that well on the balance sheet and try to skimp on insurance. You probably better off finding another job than try to stay on that sinking boat. |
| I'm only living to see AI robot takeover. That's why I'm healthmaxxing so I can see it happen in my lifetime. |
| Just want to see a measley +30% at monday open on micron. How is that to much to ask? |
| With this new chair printer is going to go BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR |
| Revenge trading. |
| More of this kind days is coming for traders who is unaware of market correction for bubbly AI. |
| Life is generally better when any option you buy is one you can afford to ride to zero. When you can't afford to ride a position to 0, you're putting yourself in a shitty situation where not only are you at risk of blowing your portfolio but you're also missing out on the exact kind of sharp unexpected moves that options benefit the most from. |
| They do own an oil refinery which let's them offset some costs, but eventually these prices are going to hurt |
| i wonder of my RDDT $157.5 CC gets assigned |
| Threaten to list on a different exchange. |
| That last 5 minutes |
| Yea MU and DRAM just one more rip that's all we ask |
| Basically moved the play i intended for poet over to lpth but with a slightly shitier entry. With poet the plan was to get in a lil early get a pamp, and sell 15 leaps once it hit 12 and ride into the sunset. But early into retirement i doubled back and realized poet is a huge scam and may not even last 3 years and id lose it all.\n\n> so instead i found lpth, same starting valuation (800m) lower share dilution, and a guaranteed long term future and did the excact same play at 15 with a 110% roi in CASH instead of margin and about 1 less year on the books\n\n> meanwhile i had a babyrage moment as poet soared up to fucking surpass aviants market cap. But hey, thats the cost of doing buisness 👍\n\n |
| Wow sorry to hear that brother. I’m guessing this is your retirement account? |
| The fact people are buying this dip astounds me lol. Bonds are beginning to price in rate hikes and it’s only going to get worse until Iran is solved. |
| Stinks of ber puss in here. You guys need to chill. Regular programming next week |
| Everyone says this every time yields go up, even at 5%. Fed seems to cut or print more and we just moon higher. |
| It's not a coincidence that a bunch of calls expired worthless today. Market makers big dicked a bunch of calls holders today. |
| If only it traded on reason 🙂 |
| Jesus man, relax. You don’t got a nice 401k? Why are you here lol. When did I cheer the inflation or Fed printing? All of my comments are just opinions about the current macro read through a different lens than AI good/bad, fed good/bad. \n\nWhen I say the great reset, I mean all the indices and shit all crashing because AI capex overblown. I also don’t think AI is eventually going to be connected to whatever you and I are going to be doing anyways. |
| Go turn that $2700 into a million OP, I believe in you. So long as you don’t full port over $100k on 0DTE again.. |
| Yeah |
| So CBRS IPO-ed at $185, opened at $350 and closed at $311 yesterday. It ended today at $279.72, down about $31.\n\nIf you got in pre-IPO, you're still doing good. Otherwise, well . . . |
| If even GOOGL is fkn down then we’re fucked |
| Can you share what you made profit on? |
| There won't be any war dumps since Axios will release ceasefire and talks going well articles even before the war actually begins. Axios bends reality and space time. |
| There might have been some deal making that we never hear about, but Xi managed to make it look like Trump was a petitioner. |
| Nooooo he’s my dad |
| Lol, don’t get too crazy on me. I don’t think $120-130 would shock me. $150? I would make so much money on that. I’m holding regardless. I’d consider buying NOWL. Options premiums have been stupidly high. |
| It wasn't by choice, he was basically forced into it. |
| How did you manage to lose both ways (calls and puts)? |
| Someone please share the full video, asking for a friend. |
| Did you not see the fkn headache it caused this whole week |
| One of the cleaning staff in my office was telling everyone they're buying in. Get ready for the implosion |
| He can’t dump it the first day there’s a 6 month lock up |
| You’re the only one here in the room acting like an asshole 😂 hope that edit of your comment made you feel tough and fulfilled 🫦 |
| Can i have one more day micron 😔 |
| fraud 🙂 |
| In the end, it’s everything |
| JPow will always be the chairman of our hearts. |
| After a lot research and about CMPS DAY BY DAY I SEE, (GAD) is increasingly viewed by investors as a potentially very important future opportunity for CMPS, BECAUSE\n\n* FDA/regulatory momentum is improving,\n* cash runway is solid,\n* and the mental health market opportunity is enormous.\n\nSo I think and also believe CMPS approaching the stage where:\n\n* partnerships are available,\n* licensing deals are on the way,\n* strategic investments, |
| Why is SNDK up and MU not. I dont get it. |
| It was so obviously puts today bro |
| Buy chickens then stupid. Free qqq every morning |
| And very high chance Fed will not stop printing money. You can't fully ignore equities right now. |
| Rooky numbers. Get us back to %5 and above. |
| Your mom has the port, I have the vessel |
| CRM is a solid stock for the SaaS recovery. |
| It’s only money |
| What’s the consensus on CVNA? I bought puts that expire next Friday for $65.5 because I thought this shit would sink today. I hate how this stock swings and don’t know why I risked it. Only 4 contracts though, shit happens |
| Your either going to be rich or be working behind Wendy’s lmao |
| SpaceXtra large fries, is that anything? |
| Post your losses so I can rub it in. |
| Lmfao better hit the finger gym |
| Cant wait to see the S1. I know already we have bits and pieces of its finances. But it would be good to see the full picture. |
| LMAO in all this sell off I forgot now my ONDS CCs won't be exercised today lol |
| Do you like Huey Lewis and the News? |
| Fortunately I'm too regarded for options 😎 |
| Elon’s China trip doesn’t seem as successful at swindling ultra wealthy at propping up TSLA as his Middle East trip with 🥭 a year ago. |
| Why would it be a NASDAQ 100? |
| This stock gonna moon at first and then turn around and land safely back to earth at zero. |
| If I can get in on the ipo, selling the second it goes live. Hopefully a quick 100%+ gain. |
| It’s kind of ironic that I wish I was rich so that I could just sleep as much as I want, AKA to not really exist in this world for as long as possible. Currently I still have to wake my ass up and manage a real life, which sucks. If I was ultra rich I could pay people to do everything for me and I could achieve my goal of simply sleeping as much as my body wants. |
| upcoming or next next |
| Poet it in? |
| Sounds desperate |
| Everyone who bought today is going to the moon monday |
| Worse than |
| Convince me not to full port into MU. Shits never going to be cheaper again |
| If I had a dollar every time someone called the top I’d have my own SpaceX by now |
| Nah\n\nThey're dedicating a **huge** amount to retail investors and their evaluation will make it the largest IPO in history.\n\nThere will be a huge dip after the IPO and depend on how much it falls it might be worth buying, but this is a stock I would wait on. |
| Hey dumbass. You were wrong. Not only that, but you were an asshole about it. Try not doing that anymore. And go ahead, rub my crystal balls 🔮 🤡 gheyboi |
| Possibly the biggest inverse-WSB play ever |
| He wants to make money not lose money silly! |
| I heard he’s gonna get some Rose seeds out of it |
| 4.6% 10Y yield. It’s so fucking over |
| Unless you're holding melting options that are fukt |
| How much you wanna bet that one of them bought the seat, to avoid having to talk with a rando |
| Buffet sold out of unh |
| I dumped all my gambling liquid into industrial stonks so prepare for this AI buildout "bubble" to pop this weekend |
| So be it |
| Battery powered shit is so cool for the garden. Get a Stihl mower and chainsaw and grass trimmer, batteries are interchangeable, and recharge off solar |
| I think the only option is to do a cash account , I was literally restrained from getting out of my position today |
| \-4k 🙁 lost 3k gains from this week, plus 1.3k of my initial investment 💀. Guess we start over next week |
| Better buy TSLA while it's down. SpaceX will eventually merge with Tesla one way or the other. |
| Damn, should’ve bought more SOXS. |
| yeah that's true. Tbf Delta didn't even do bad, especially compared to other airlines stonks.\n\nIt's basically just flat / near ATH\n\nAt least they took some profits on CVX I guess |
| Favorite post of the day. |
| Bershire sold their position |
| What's his name? |
| i’m perfectly calm dude |
| If you have a nice fat 401k you are not "average". Most Americans are living paycheck to paycheck, some estimates put it as high as 67%.\n\nAgain delusional or parasite disconnected from reality cheering inflation and Fed printing. |
| https://www.benzinga.com/markets/equities/24/07/40033296/trumps-son-in-law-backed-software-giant-qxo-drops-80-in-pre-market-valuation-nosedives-from-90b- |
| Green Monday |
| Too bad lost all my capital today. send me some? |
| So… ghyna trip was useless? Lmao |
| Literally dying 🫠 |
| If you dont sell you don't lose |
| I Warshed my face and 'ands before I came I did! |
| What about pronouncing “I accept” as “I except”? |
| Holy fuck UNH is selling off hard after hours, jesus what happened |
| An investor I know with about $50M in it said he will dump about half the first day and the remaining over the next couple of weeks. |
| \nMore! |
| Because I own some |
| Berkshires 13F was released and they bought a position in Delta in Q1. Probably before the war broke out but still |
| People were saying it was the top when Musk was selling billions of USD of Tesla stock to buy Twitter. |
| People downvote the best advice on this stupid fucking sub |
| you still got 58k left...better than most of us in here |
| ✍️ |
| You were basically believing that would the institutions just let expire their puts expire and lose money. NANA. They won’t give you easy money like that. |
| Any recs? My concern was getting swept. I am very dumb.\n\nAt what point is an option no longer worth perusing? |
| So all in on calls? |
| Some of yall so shocked. Did you think it would keep on pumping forever? I mean a BMW is nice, but you gonna pay $300K for an M3? That’s what buying semi stocks are like right now. |
| TODAY WAS POOP FROM BUTT |
| What nice guys! |
| shit happens broski, you’ll make a come back |
| If you have a settled cash, you can still trade. \nyou just can't trade with unsettled cash (as you sold your position, and use that money straight away). \n |
| Wow |
| Thanks man. I hope you’re right. Def seems way oversold. 150 by July 17? lol |
| please MU |
| People were saying this about $PLTR though a few years back. idk. Hard to say what's truly retarded anymore. |
| Guess I’m a NBIS bag holder for a little while lol |
| Sorry wrong reply |
| I work pretty deep in the industry, my main reason for buying plus the recent downturn and price |
| STOP. LOSS. Jesus christ man |
| Full ported spy calls before close because I hate money . |
| This is why I don't sell naked options or have a margin account. I know I'm so regarded I'd end up owing like 30,000 I don't have |
| except that wasn't just covid stimulus... that was the compounding effect of the ever given crash and then the Ukraine war.\n\n \nCant exactly expect an economist to predict the future like that. |
| Isn’t projected 900k based on analysts? |
| 30 seconds! Look here at this guy bragging about lasting 30 seconds. |
| 😣 |
| Everyone has fat fingered a trade at some point. \n\nOnly a few hold such an insane position and dont immediately trim it to right size. |
| Coming back from the space to earth maybe |
| 20 minutes outside the city. |
| I have only shares lol |
| MSFT 420 😎 |
| Oil up, bonds down isn't logic. It's mechanical. Exactly what an algo responds to. And money coming out of market to fund IPO is also mechanical. \nLogic would be that the US is losing the war and it's not clear how it ends. |
| Any chance of spy hitting 750 on monday ?\nMy house on stake . |
| \*deez\* nuts |
| I’m full port shorting this |
| happy cake day, mod |
| Get out the sickle. It won't be cheaper, but you can pretend |
| Nice win congrats...way to play the brokerage too. Keep it classy playa:) |
| And shame on you if you have mutual funds that include any company that is doing bad things... So nearly everyone |
| 4% |
| What day? I’m guessing after I bought, which could be a good thing? |
| I'm actually VERY bullish for AMD for next Monday. \n\nNot Tuesday-Friday though. |
| Space X is racing to IPO before alien disclosure. |
| The losses are not big enough for my small dick |
| In private markets, SpaceX is [trading at $645.31](https://finance.yahoo.com/quote/SPAX.PVT/)\n\nYou can imagine what the listing price would be. |
| Thanks for confirming MU 1000 next week |
| i will not |
| Turns out I was right. Large fries please 🤡 |
| 👍 |
| Yes, $1.1b |
| Look at the weekly chart of $OPEN and $BETR, there are always 2 - 3 weeks of consolidation and volume drying up before the second spike. The catalyst news is gonna be the juicy free money Pentwater pays $CAR for the ride due to short swing rule.\n\n$CAR just finished the 3rd week (after 1st peak) on a green tick and has a great reversal setup on the hourly MACD as well. |
| but wouldnt it be funny if they dumped some more.. and more.. maybe its time for another iran war dump |
| Red pill more like: \n\n>Inflation will escalate but yields can easily be suppressed with YCC. Corrupt insiders control the levers of the bond market, not the market. The risk is that it's a manipulated market and unpredictable.\n\nThe real answer is GTFO of the US. There is currently zero sign there is any serious will to get its fiscal house back in order. International ex US is the only way. |
| Wait until Monday pre market |
| But it will be in NASDAQ 100 so qqq is going to get hammered |
| Options trading is not investing |
| No it's Warsh |
| Way better off buying Fartcoin over POET. |
| The bond market is where the serious people are, but on the other hand they still sometimes throw tantrums like everybody else. "Capitulate and give Iran what they want so we don't have to take a fraction of a haircut" is something you can do with euros and yen but not the dollar. DXY going up despite it all indicates demand for dollars is increasing and that "muh petrodollar collapsing, BRICS will start paying everthing in renmibi" crowd will have to wait another decade. |
| Musk wants that 1 trillion trophy. |
| PENGU |
| Guh cuh |
| It's their Q1 holdings so two thirds chance they bought before Iran started |
| Company profits are soaring and the strait of Hormuz will have to open eventually I think we’re just in a rough patch. |
| Coitus interruptus saved them from a tricky separation |
| You are a fucking moron, when you make a mistake like this, you sell immediately no matter what. Holy shit this is insane. |
| QQQ and chill bro |
| so we all agree that this is the koreans fault? |
| people who say "Nuhvidia" are the same people who say "Nucular" both seriously retarded. |
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| My portfolio is still 4% down and I invested in January lmao. Kill me |
| https://preview.redd.it/nvppqpbs6d1h1.png?width=1290&format=png&auto=webp&s=e840dd71f73a83100b1c5d93948203670a9ea98b\n\n |
| But you won’t buy space x ? |
| Damn this is like 20 years ago I was a huge gambling addict so spent like 30k in my 20s on that shit.\n\nMaybe like 2 or 3k total overall |
| What's the news here? |
| I’m an average dude, that knows a lot of average middle / middle upper class folks. They all got exposures to great 401k rises. Plenty of people have a lot of exposures to indices lol…it’s not just the 1%.\n\nHence my original comment, middle / middle upper class are in a stagflationary environment… they can afford thru rise of their portfolios, but not thrive because wages aren’t keeping up?? |
| I held all my POET puts, that pos is going down down in an earlier round, and sugar we’re going down swinging. |
| -1k spx calls |
| The Whore Moose |
| Be that gay\*\* |
| The weekly charts formed a nice topping candle after today’s massacre. Get ready for the much anticipated selloff now boys! |
| Literally down -2% |
| Very close |
| Oh it was Buffet that was selling my AMZN not Bozos LMAO 🤌 |
| $20 to fill the mower is nuts |
| If you got in at $5 though, it doesn't really matter that much |
| Congratulations on being a porn star! |
| \*splooge\* Good for them |
| Coming back to reality, maybe. |
| What’s going to keep happening through next week. I just ride the wave |
| Sold my long at 2:03 and then crashed from exhaustion. wowie |
| reasons why this will take off:\n\n1. elon musk/trump haters will refuse to buy on day 1 (50% of the population)\n2. IPO day, it will rocket up and people from 1. will still refuse to buy\n3. after one week it will keep going up and FOMO go in and buy\n4. people who didn't FOMO will be mad they didn't buy and short the stock\n5. shorts start getting squeezed, price goes up even more. at this point, new shorts appear and try their luck at timing the top\n6. more shorts getting squeezed and repeat 4-6 |
| Literally down -2\^ |
| and complaint to the exchange if your brokerage is being a bitch |
| I remember every March weekend reading about spooky Iran headlines. People expecting limit down on Sunday evening. Then it would just open at -0.3% and melt up |
| Monday qqq 3%+ you heard it here first |
| God Bless his money printer. |
| bro's strategy is looking for plane crashing |
| And now its gonna lmao |
| The Dow WAS fifty-thousand! |
| past 40 sessions were further from the oil crisis, and the new fed chair wasn't enshrined with a very likely switch on fed policy to rate increase instead of decrease. We are heading into a inflationary squeeze, and as we get closer, volatility increases until BAM. It hits. You should check out r/oil, its coming end May, early June. Fears could compound now with the new chair. |
| And after they make their money on the ipo, they’ll dump it right back into tech |
| HOOD |
| #TLDR\n\n ---\n\n Ticker: MNTS\n\n Direction: Up\n\n Prognosis: Buy Shares (Options are likely illiquid/non-existent for a $33M microcap)\n\n Dilution Threat Level: Astronomical (+486% share count in 12 months)\n \n Ken Griffin's Vibe: Casually lurking with a 9.97% passive stake\n \n Time Travel Status: Confirmed (OP is writing this DD from the year 2026) |
| I did not make a lot of money. I lost a lot of money lmao |
| Couldn’t bring myself to go outside |
| So you can buy 0DTE FD's and get an 'oopsie' redo button if your option doesn't go the way you want it to? \n\nWhere can I find such an exchange? |
| One of these things, is not like the other. |
| Me neither |
| QQQ -1k |
| +$4K |
| bols what happened |
| At least we have 2 days to borrow money to avoid margin calls at Monday open |
| The absolute consensus on Reddit that this IPO will fail has given me 100% confidence it will absolutely rip upwards |
| Hey /u/HelpfulTap987 - I am a bot from /r/wallstreetbets. You submitted one or more banned tickers: MNTS.\n\n We don't allow discussion of low market cap (less than 500mm) tickers to prevent pump & dump spam and scammers. |
| Invert reddit work for me when RDDT had their IPO.\n\nI went all and I'm up 400% now. |
| It's fine. I'm sure there's another bailout coming your way sooner or later. Or not we'll find something else to waste our taxes on. Good luck though. |
| Imagine falling for the POET scam 😂. With so many legit companies in tech today… and you chose to be scammed. |
| Microsoft is almost 420.69 |
| My win was MSFT $120 and a small SPY call I did today to try and offset some of my losses. Made about $100 on that. |
| I don’t want to be that guy but bulls beware. Next week gonna be drippy 🩸 |
| when UNH was $280 i knew it would go up, i did not buy because I have morals. i have no regrets even if it goes to $1000. shame on you if you own it |
| Have to send it to space. In the universe, besides organic life, you don’t have many systems that can have self referential complexity. It is a paradigm, but honestly won’t matter for most humans. |
| No |
| I will buy 1 stock just to be part of history. |
| flying eventually will be a luxury for only those with money. |
| Watching POET nosedive is strangely satisfying after dumping my LEAPS and grabbing puts yesterday |
| Https://youtu.be/WiQorxqBdlI?si=D7qmi51CBQeAAsQM\nWhat is he saying?\nShould have watch this before you did it. |
| Same. Bought nvidia calls at the start and got hammered by $1300 |
| Hey, come on. Digital currency's gonna be...gr...it's gonna be go...we're gonna get digital currency. It's like Warsh's whole fucking thing. |
| Welcome to The Long 🅱️eekend |
| Are you that disconnected from reality? 1% hold most of that wealth.\n\nAverage dudes with a bit in their 401k doesn't matter when they are getting destroyed by the affordability crisis. |
| $UNH bulls get what they fucking deserve\n\nevil scumbag pieces of shit |
| True. I don't disagree. I have 2027/8 leaps but was just wondering your perspective |
| ...how..poetic |
| I asked my pa once which jpow wins. His answer?\n\n“The one you feed…”\n\nRIP Pa, RIP. |
| https://preview.redd.it/l6q14bi96d1h1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e76589b88902b67016b379b12e47b121cfe88fcf\n\n |
| I am lightly regarded so I follow strangers advice on the internet for investments. It was up 9.37% today. Noice. |
| -15k |
| Congrats my dude!!! I sold it all at around 116 yesterday and used it for my margin interest for $NOW and $TEAM 🫡🫡🫡 |
| How is this now? |
| Be happy you profited and buy again if dat shit dips. Bought MU under 200, sold 400-450. Bought again around 350, and around 600-650. Sold half of those expensive shares at 750-800. Your timing isn't gonna be perfect. So fkn what. |
| Elon timing the top |
| What a boring day but I was able to pick up some good calls for next month. |
| Ok guys. It's all in God's hands now. Pray with me. |
| might just not.. usually shit like this ocmes out of the blue.. maybe if today was green... but since trhats whats expected i think monday 745 spy.\n\ni lost 4k today expecring a reversal in last 2 hrs.. jacked |
| He alone doesn't decide it's 12 people |
| idk man Delta is like "the best" airline stonk, but I have no clue either. Seems extremely regarded move |
| Yes among other requirements which SpaceX will not meet.\n\nMusk's aura is not going to save this company. |
| Im gonna wait for the initial drop then go all in. |
| Bold of you to assume the market operates on logic and not just algorithmic panic. |
| Anyone else get hammered today? I lost about $1200 today, which essentially was all my profit from the day before lol. \n\nAnyone else wanna share their wins/losses for the day?\n\nMy losses were:\n\n\- RKLB - around $400 \n\- UNH - around $500 \n\- RGTI - around $300 |
| 20 5/22 15p’s this AM and sold for 53%. Nothing crazy, but this stock has been such a nightmare lately if you’re on the wrong side. \n\nAlso holding some 7p’s for today that are unfortunately expiring worthless that I bought around 10 or so during the first run up and never had an opportunity to close them. |
| Don’t drag SNDK into this! |
| All IPO's are pump and dump |
| Every time I listen to Reddit on an IPO the stock moons, this time I’m gonna go all in! |
| me myself & stocks, my liver is muddy |
| *big hug* |
| The obvious move is for market to drop here, so it will go up |
| Why is striking bad news for tech? Just means global semis can raise prices again |
| So you’re ignoring the oversold software sector. Look at NOW and SNOW. CRM and TEAM as well. Zoom out. |
| Blue pill red pill on bonds.\n\nBlue pill: disinflation and declining yields are inevitable. 5% bonds are an incredible deal.\n\nRed pill: inflation and yields will spiral out of control. Bonds are too risky even at 5%.\n\nAre tips the better move? |
| Jensen Hung |
| Berkshire dropped UNH from their portfolio |
| It is always calls. Both my wins today were calls |
| What’s that quote again? Most people give up before they succeed? Thats not you bro sorry \n\nEdit: Real talk bro it’s okay, most retail traders lose money. I hope the money isn’t important and you aren’t near retirement age |
| Holy GUHHHh |
| Lmao you're delusional or worse you're a fucking parasite on society.\n\n"But but, just a trillion dollars more!! Just need OpenAI to dump on retail 401ks!!! Then we promise AGI will arrive!!" |
| Poet and Put sound similar |
| How about the folks that hold indices and are well diversified? They are going to benefit from the rise as well |
| i hope it crashes. anyone who bought this is a sociopath |
| BRK dumping all UNH at Q1 prices (sub300) is crazy regarded. LOL |
| RDDT will join the S&P 500 before this trash stock. |
| Monday will be good for you.\nToday was a big option closure. I hope you held this. |
| Down 21% this week. Hopefully next week will be different 😬😬😬 |
| The retard who wants to be PMOTUK has said that the bond markets 'will just have to fall in line' with his plans lmao |
| All targets on MU meeting. Next target 500 followed by 300 |
| Berkshire pulled out. |
| Kind of right on |
| Coinbase |
| omg, my boy. |
| Smaller Regional Companies = Many More CEO's ... it'd be a damn shooting gallery out there Chief |
| No one is this retarded |
| Reminder that just a month ago SPY was under 700 |
| You think K-Diddy is gonna hike? Bruh. |
| o7 |
| Still don't understand what they do. |
| This guy doesn’t get laid and it shows |
| Taking 50% profit instead of 150% is way better than holding out at 50% and it going to -10% or more. Be happy you got something and move to the next play |
| What's the news with UNH? |
| Loss for ants |
| Port down 54k. I should not hold shares on margin, should i? |
| So uhhhhhh double down on POET? |
| POET LMFAO!!!! |
| *Speed-run: bankrupt the US economy any%*\n\nMango: hold my diet coke |
| Cause we sold yesterday |
| I'm exiting all positions before that time. Been a good run boys |
| This what happens when you get rid of jpow |
| Sand dick up but not MU. Too fckin funny |
| Thoughts on QS? |
| The system is giving birth to a new form of intelligence… when a baby comes out do you expect it to be smart right away lol?😂 it’s already pretty darn good, idk what you’re talking about my agents are able to do some paper work for me |
| Ahhh must be nice. Miss those days |
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| and Drake doesn't even know who we are \ndon't be a follower admiring someone else |
| Salesman's samples |
| I think we see all the signs of a rotation back into SaaS. NOW is way oversold with quite a few very bullish signs. The money lined up for their bond sale was extremely strong suggesting a lot of confidence. Salesforce and Snowflake report in two weeks. TEAM and Datadog flew after earnings. My guess is that on the low end we could see $110 before July. |
| I bought a bunch of USO puts into the weekend. Should see a nice little Taco there Sunday before futures. lol |
| If you're lamenting UNH, you're lamenting losses in an industry that bankrupts and ruins more Americans than anyone else.\n\nI prefer defense over managed care. More straightforward and ethical. At least they state that their purpose is to destroy. |
| God damnit Buffett why are you investing in an airline at ATHs while jet fuel is going to be expensive as fuck the rest of the year? You're fucking me |
| Don't sell |
| If Fed keeps printing most people will be untangled from AI bros who keep robbing from society and will keep getting rich. |
| Before SpaceX ipo and neutron? Absolutely not |
| 🧔♀️🍆 |
| I love these posts "fat fingered", this is young kids thinking there hsould be do-overs and trophies for all.. you fucke dup. own it. |
| softcore |
| Make a banbet |
| Me want bubble bigger. 3%. |
| $poet might be worth $2/share |
| Iirc doesn’t the company need to show a year of continuous profit and be approved by a board before inclusion? |
| KEVIN "WASHED UP" WARSH |
| There’s a good one, someone fatfingered SPY calls and lost like $130k |
| No hood went to over $100 billion market cap. Not even close. Webull would still be a fraction of Hood. Because they’re growing user base and holdings. They’re taping into markets overseas with younger generations gaining a foothold which should grow over time.\n\nI’m not OP though he may believe different |
| With new chair QQQ gonna be $1000 3 months. Also, a dozen eggs will be $1000 in 3 months. |
| heard the same thing with every IPO here as of late |
| Brother he‘s the most successful artist of our generation don‘t try too hard to be different than the rest |
| Guhhh |
| Bond sell off and China dogwalking Taco and his band of dipshits in China caused a correction that'll be bought right back up Monday |
| Way back in the day the clip of her and the money printer were pretty popular. Back when memes and pumping eachother up to do degeneracy were a thing. |
| AI slop |
| No |
| Crown him |
| Yeah brother! |
| Thanks Bot! Glad to know that 'ai' is still so bad that I am ranked higher than it and the other 84% of bots being used to keep this floundering forum alive. |
| Welp too broke to even day dream about retiring better get back to work. |
| had a panic attack today, did not enjoy, dont know where it came from. didnt lose much money this week either |
| Bonds were juicy action today |
| that would be kinda based, just tell 🥭 what he wants to hear and once he’s chair of the fed just do what the fuck he wants lol |
| Oil/lng/fertilizer stocks closed bullish with volume... And SaaS too\n\nBig money derisking, rotating off semis and back to betting on NACHO + supply-chain-disruption-proof tech\n\n |
| You could have just bought shares. |
| OPEX today so probably just want to kill MSFT bear. |
| Yeah people who know how to trade |
| Was kinda of a dick but no seriously check it out. Its Kinda cool |
| Enjoy your five nanosecond victory dance! |
| # UNH is a shit company. Should be under antitrust and broken into smaller, regional companies. |
| Hyperscalers literally wasting so much money on AI CapEx they are going cashflow negative and only being able to fund it with stupid shit like 100Y bonds. \n\nAI right now is mostly shitty slop. Hallucinates way too much and makes too many mistakes to be reliable "agents" which is where it needs to be useful. Speeds up coders a bit vs stack exchange and a few cool tasks but it is incremental not transformational, not even close.\n\nAs it stands it's providing no returns. Output is not rising, crowding and malinvestment is leading to soaring prices. Poor literally have to turn off their refrigerators and starve due to nearby data centers. |
| Take note, no Intel. They are going their own path. All these need China, China needs Intel.. invest accordingly. |
| is MU coming back next week |
| To be fair I don’t think he was saying that that’s what he would do, I think he was just empathizing and trying to understand what happened to OP. Like trying to figure out what OPs mind was probably doing after the fact.\n\nBecause yoloing your account on a 0dte is insane behavior. |
| $FIG is getting close to a year |
| wait how did they speed up to juune 12 |
| Whatever happens this weekend is on the bears🐻 . This is what they wanted. Just for $200! |
| Did he sell his entire position? |
| Mango mango watchu gonna do?\n\nWatchu gonna do when bond rates come for you? |
| Don't worry about feeling, you are! |
| Ban bet you coward |