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| When is 10%+ mu day coming next |
| literally me for the past six months. Fuck this shit ass dog water stock man. I bought at 530 |
| Join your friends msft go green |
| AAPL 309 |
| nothing ever happens bro |
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| would it really be that crazy for us to break through 800 on MU, Algo's please comment |
| Because I'm full of confidence! 20k ain't much on WSB dude Maybe it's a lot to you though\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/by2rw6wlwx0h1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5275f3fff99399bb63360da58867f3af1cba6e5b\n\n |
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| a buddy of mine nearly lost it all doing ODT too |
| I'm more surprised there were dumb asses selling from the quarterly report. The report is bullish as it gets. |
| Don’t be, keep buying it will have its day. That’s how the casino works….. |
| Need to change my name too - holding only calls currently! |
| OUST fuckin RIPPIN |
| # my micronitis is flaring up 🔥 |
| What is this. A pump for ants? FUAAAARK |
| If it acts like the last couple of hours yesterday, yes |
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| This is the time to get jacked to the tits in a position. I just dont know which side. |
| They lost 57 million last year. |
| Will there be a morning dip for calls before China news, or need to hold overnight? |
| You bought MSFT? |
| IMAGINE OWNING MSFT IN A SEA OF GREEN |
| Just use Copilot. \n\nI'm begging you now. |
| Buffet sitting on his heap of depreciating cash: 💀 |
| Somewhere out there is a bull that missed MU in the 300s in March that's still waiting for a dip to buy 😂😂😂😂 |
| I just want you to know I got to send this in a teams group with my boss's boss, when he was bragging on our location. I captioned it, "join us down here anytime Chief". |
| No |
| I’m trusting you numb nuts |
| MU please just hold above $800, is all I ask |
| Cmon Apple you can push to 300+ \nDon’t be a pussy |
| Who? |
| There's seriously not one single whale in the market that is looking at the price of the market index right now and saying to himself: "This is priced for utopia for the next 10 years. But I doubt the next 10 years will be Utopia. SELLING HERE." |
| haven't had a burger in about a week. it's starting to feel un-American. |
| 30 year yield will end this war. |
| FRVO IPO today. New AI energy play flying under the radar while everyone watches Cerebras. |
| How |
| Memory + Space \n\nAnd you are all set!\n |
| GRPN!!! |
| spy 743 by eod? |
| So based that this guy's history is all short expiry call gambles and coomerposting on asian fetish subs. |
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| What if god was sitting on a bus |
| You must be lost |
| It is what it is fam. This hurts. I’ll hold the shares. I’ll Hope for a bounce to 36-37 to sell my calls |
| Software may never be green again |
| eating so good tonight |
| Xi please give 🥭 a couple billion. I want Chinese cars in America. |
| Say it with me. Buy. The. Dip. |
| MU buyers are made in god's image, MU sellers... well... |
| I don’t get how it can be so depressed for six months while others are flying. MSFT absolutely prints money and will continue to do so |
| I bet Jane street was behind all the big trades before the news broke. |
| This is one of those days where you regret not just sticking with SPY when you're tied up in a shittier play |
| MSFT you piece of shit |
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| You can actually time the manipulation to the minute lmao \n\n\nHilarious world |
| Please |
| This is not funny man. There is complete disconnect from reality.\n\nThis is the end of everything |
| Stupid = smart here |
| This is what peak irrational exhuberance looks like\n\n |
| what the fuck xD.\n\nif it was 2024 id load puts at open.\n\nbut not now, not in this regarded market |
| how long are you holding? |
| Hand jobs behind the Wendy's dumpster are guaranteed work. \n\nYou not blowing up your trading account is not guaranteed. |
| Please provide your thesis and I will decide whether or not to subscribe to your newsletter or not |
| All Ber had to do was buy calls yesterday but instead they doubled down on spy 700ps |
| Regards dont now that most of recessions was caused by high energy prices, regards keep buying calls. Regards think Iran conflict is over, Regards think Mango tacos into infinity. |
| Ashton Kutcher ahh |
| MSFT, I am disappoint. |
| Gay |
| Watch $KEEL very carefully.\n\n$4.50 calls expiring this week is the play. |
| Go over to value investing. You're going to get torn to shreds on this. |
| SPY i am gonna need you to wake the fk up and go 745. 0.61% is hardly a pump |
| #Option Price: $5.00. You put an order for $5.00. Option price jumps to $5.40. You put an order for $5.40. Option price jumps to $5.80. You put an order for $5.80, option price jumps to $6.30. That's "commission free" trading for you where they fuck you in bid-ask spread. LMAO🤌 |
| WRONG |
| Game store gonna buy out MSFT soon |
| based on using microsoft office daily |
| CIFR ready for take off boyss |
| SOUN is flying |
| flair checks out |
| How "high" were you when you bought 0dte calls going on a flight? Ha ha ha. |
| To quote the late great John Dunsworth: “shit Apple” |
| Good. I have 50 contracts for 750c exp tomorrow. Today would be way better |
| both |
| That 300 on AAPL is edging everyone right now |
| Can I get another spike for intel? |
| Brainwashed people say dumb things...and you also have to keep in mind the flood of bots in these fora. PDT have been in place precisely to ensure retail traders can't exit bad trades timely with the thought of the PDT restriction. So they'll use cash accounts and of course you'll be restricted to settlement time there.\n\nBad traders will lose money regardless but least they won't have this law getting in the way now. |
| this market is a joke |
| Mu |
| All great companies but in terms of value for the stock MSFT is a steal |
| Enough fueling up, MU, time to leave 800 in the dust! |
| Low dose ketamine cuts the noise in the head to an amazing extent. Like I can see how a lot would fuck you up but this is like the temporary EGO killer, wow. Doors of Perception doesn’t know SHIT 😂 \n\nEdit: who would take the time to downvote this haha… |
| Bear why fight the money printer and greedy manipulators ?\n\n\nJust go ooga booga like everyone else and stop using logic, it doesnt work in big 2026 casino ponzi |
| I kinda feel bad for stocks that aren’t doing good right now, they deserve some love (buy msft and pypl with your tendies please) |
| Yes oil shit the bed rn i need like a 10% drop |
| MELT UPPPP |
| Bro drill team 6 got laid off 💀 |
| Yes |
| Calls are free money always |
| Never does |
| That would be very stupid of you but YDY |
| Nah I thought that too and made a G from that dip yesterday. The market is super retarded right now |
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| This comment actually almost gave me goosebumps. Great comment man. |
| Can you post your DD? I didn't see it. |
| Are dealers still overpaying for used cars?? |
| Guh this |
| Is that your expert analysis |
| DRAM or MU? |
| I made a comment months ago excited about how Alanis Morissette followed me on socials does anyone else understand how cool that is?\n\nI'm 35 and she's only 51. That could work, right?\n\n |
| it wants to rip something is keeping it grounded |
| Bears feasting on MSFT. Back to $390 sooner than later |
| Same, there’s been a lot of dips though |
| !banbet |
| Or a 10x from options and not taking profit and losing it all? |
| I don’t get MSFT lagging. It’s the best buy and hold in terms of value in tech. |
| bought some calls on the dip 😎 |
| Stop with the notifications that BTC hitting 79000 is a "milestone" |
| Bers are just an old memory now |
| DRILL TEAM 6 READY TO DEPLOY 🚨 |
| Basically a school field trip for 🥭 |
| i own a well diversified basket of unrealised losses |
| If LULU drops under $100 I may just full port it |
| At this point a Green Day on MSFT would be an act of God |
| Not really an extra step, gamblers have their rituals and superstitions too |
| Like I said last week, if you liked $PLTR at $149 you’re going to love it at $129 🤡 |
| So spy hates 743 |
| #It's fucking impossible to take profits when MMs won't fucking fill your orders no matter what LMAO🤌 |
| What do you mean you didn’t buy META calls when it was under $600 |
| RKLB and ASTS are meme stocks at this point |
| when you view someone's linkedin who you don't know too well and they actually send you an invite to connect |
| You heard it here: markets will rally on “successful, sweet beautiful talks” with CHYNAA.\n\nAll aboard the Lolita Express before the market hits new ATH! |
| SPY needs to hold over 740 cmon! |
| Agreed. SNDK doesn’t really have a moat. It’s just a scarcity play. MU is a much more resilient full stack memory business that’s the only American player. |
| Groupon is getting spicy |
| Guess PPI didn’t matter |
| bol market best market |
| Little nervous about LUNR calls with the run up today so bought some adjacent RDW calls. \n\nHopefully LUNR mentions future guidance with them and gives more details on the already strong partnership. |
| hey man atleast u made money |
| SMCI I need you to go the other way pls. |
| Moon |
| I just can’t help buying the dips |
| let me guess, elevator up right here. |
| What an absolute beast of a day.. Any dip pays. |
| I’m mad I had an idea to make like a psuedo etf for legacy tech companies on the chance that they all rip. Kodak, Nokia, old printer companies etc but I didn’t do it |
| https://youtu.be/VEsOthTgXu4?is=k-Omv8iTVgWxKexq\n\nNeed to change your belief about your self image. Reframe that mental image that you're a smoker into something positive |
| If that's what makes you happy |
| Yes |
| https://preview.redd.it/9ka3o70svx0h1.jpeg?width=853&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d8032087cbb0980d4d1bf7968cb9c9e5b305861b\n\n |
| https://preview.redd.it/fmu9qbasvx0h1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f19b31d09ecae4b79e114fa53a17c39ffb88bed0 |
| I own SOFI, MSFT and PLTR. What’s wrong with me |
| Jesus Christ, what an idiot, trying to sell spx calls and and end up buying at 5k a pop 😂😂 |
| MSFT heading back to daily lows to make new lows |
| Made money and locked my account til end of day. I'm keeping those profits until tomorrow. |
| No |
| Yup! Bank on poverty. I'm gradually accumulating shares. |
| ATP you can simply go back to October and put everything in MU |
| I have a five digit portfolio but that includes 2 decimal places |
| I doubt it, but I’ll shit my pants with joy if true |
| So basically they sent 🥭 over with a bunch of chaperones to talk business while grandpa naps. |
| Imhotep |
| Guessing that insiders got the scoop that NVDA is going to be allowed to sell any chips it wants to China. Another +15% in a single day when the news breaks. |
| bantbet! SOXL 300 1m |
| the bers will think to themselves that there is no way it can continue to go up. They will then put their remaining $35.72 into puts for tmr. Then the bers will be walking to wendys to fill out application |
| Congrats man, nice gain |
| MU doesn't care about your inflation nerds. Bears THOT. |
| they make the most noise |
| Probably a massive options wall at 800 which is why it’s finding so much resistance. Nbd tho |
| Paper handed NBIS calls and leveraged shares this morning 😒 |
| Seriously what's the point of working? I'm making over triple my salary with a fraction of the effort and am starting to not really see the point |
| SONY will be the next pump and dump and I am in early |
| Still a little pissed they made us pay a $3 per share premium for the ipo, but it’s worked out in the end |
| Give me your scenario on how🥭🧸 talk will go |
| 1k? Peak cringe at the attempt to slide in "my gf" in the post. LMAO I'm pointing and laughing at this dweeb |
| i am seriously laughing at all your microslop bulls |
| Remember when I told you guys to buy GOOG $400c 5/15 |
| MSFT still fumbling with crappy Copilot otherwise I'd be loading up |
| For sure man, I’m with ya, shit is getting into a 1999 sort of a place. Imagine buying expiring MU $900 calls like everyone on here and thinking you weren’t a fucking idiot. Hilarious. |
| Ask the Allbirds bagholders how that's working out for them |
| Huge dip to 742.39 I hope you bought bers |
| I pray mu tanks so i can buy, i made a rule for myself never buy when the stock is positive green |
| I dont play ford but its ridiculous this type of news isnt always released during the earnings call. What a goofy ass system. |
| Impressive record. |
| Nothing makes one feel more like a chud than not cashing in on this infinite money glitch |
| 🐮 mu my 🥷 |
| 69.0% cash \n\n42.0% stock\n\nHighest offer |
| is it too late to buy MU calls |
| sounds about right |
| Imagine thinking the mango army arriving in Gyna wasn’t bullish AF |
| Oh, I’m sorry bers, was I not supposed to make money today?!?! |
| its gangsta rap |
| just big and greedy |
| How many “bulls” here have less than a thousand dollars to their name 🫵🏼🤣🤣 |
| It’s easy. All we need to do is buy a DeLorean, turn it into a Time Machine, hit 88 mph, and find an almanac with stock prices instead of sports scores |
| I'm not gambling either, but MU is a much better play than SNDK |
| 1000 by friday, trust |
| TA |
| DRAM is now a boomer stock? |
| You don’t know shit LOL |
| DLTR has been getting pounded. Got to load up at this price\n\n |
| Singing is gay |
| the gap up tomorrow at open will be glorious |
| Like 😭 |
| Okay, how about: forward PE is 7.75 or so. \n\nAverage SP500 forward PE ratio is 22, so a 3x from $800 is reasonable. $2400 PT without additional growth.\n\nWith margins in the high 70s, and SPY’s blended margin at 15% or so, there is much more upward pressure on high-profitability companies that pay dividends (albeit \*very\* small currently compared to share prices.) |
| to take out a loan at the start of a pandemic - yeah i was blind to the possibility of collapse and only saw $$$$ and boy did i have a good run. 44k to 178k in 3 months, down to 66k one month later, up to 425k 8 months later, down to 97k 1 year later, up to 1.9 million 4 years later. the rush was awesome though - in OCT 2022 i was at my low at 97k with a massive loss if i cashed out. i diamond handed that bitch for 4 more years. |
| That’s called state capitalism. |
| Now imagine how her husband feels |
| im back boys. took a 2 day sabbatical after my mu gain and ive fomoed back in 🙃 |
| Last 2 months ago |
| I have done that before my friend, not too late to buy back in. |
| After I got into stocks I was surprised how big sways shitty corporations can have, I thought for example Disney was some big shot because they managed to lobby extension of copyright protection to over 100 years, meanwhile that shitty company is a net negative for the shareholders, for almost 30 years it it had jack shit returns and since covid it's stagnating, it's hilarious that such shitty tiny company can have such big impact on the world where any big tech can crush and absorb it like a cockroach. |
| not sure I will ever be able to quit vaping nicotine while day trading, but I am down to 3mg, or .3% in Nic salt terms 🤷♀️ |
| i love the 2-3 tiny red candles spy will put out just to give burrs some hope then immediately rip back upwards again to plunge them back into despair |
| Muuu 🐮 waking up! |
| Don’t leave out us rddt and hood gang. |
| it's not just a bag. it's MU |
| and the jam is pumpinnnnnn |
| So they can buy up shares on the cheap before earnings in 2 weeks. |
| Pump up the jam pump it up \nwhile yo feet are stompinnn |
| Only one guy in the world can crash this rocket, and it's not 🥭. It's me, the moment I give up and switch to calls it be the top. |
| Is MU going to break through the 800 range or are we just going to chop rest of the day? I need $850 by Friday or I’m cooked |
| NVDA $5.5T, GOOGL $4.9T, AAPL $4.4T.\n\nMeanwhile, MSFT is barely holding at $3T marketcap.\n\n |
| Remember when amd was the automatic money destroyer |
| DIP OVER SPY 745 HERE WE COME |
| We’re gonna go to China and bring all of the jobs back! |
| The math is not mathing |
| GRPN is the next CAR |
| Already up 4k going to set a trailing stop limit soon because I’ve hit my profit target |
| PYPL red on AI partnership that was basically a plea to get the stock back up is hilarious |
| Each one flying with 10 other dummy planes |
| imagine apple 300 was the top |
| CNBC Analysts: CPI/PPI too hot! Tariffs! Wars!\n\nBers: DERP DERP\n\nBulls: 💵 |
| Cows say moo\n\nBulls say MU |
| Software capitulation. Let it play out for a few more months |
| rebranding poop as drones is peak nonsense |
| Everything is relentlessly green and skyrocketing to fresh infinities.\n\nExcept Microsoft of course, it’s just relentlessly retarded. |
| 743.50 or Im gay |
| So what you’re saying is rob a bank and buy 50,000 shares of nvidia. I can do that. |
| 🤣 |
| 3k to 16.5k gain sounds oddly specific thhough |
| Just bought 100 NVDA shares. Pump it higher bols |
| microslop for sure going to lows of day |
| Same here, didnt get about 20% profit but still profit ig. Best of luck with your other stuff buddy! |
| MU…engage |
| To me, Amzn seems like the Mag7 company that’s most poised to benefit from AI/robotics |
| Why did ELF commit sudoku? |
| Sure no one has ever put on a cool poker face before a bet before. They were the first to do it possibly |
| BERS LOOOOL |
| 450 is higher than 472? What's the math where you live? |
| I literally held while down for 6 months and sold a month ago. It’s pumped since 😭 |
| The opening scene should be him with the faucet running as he tells himself "soon" as his water porftolio glows red in the background |
| Bear at heart, but have Iearned to drink that part of me to death so I can invest in things I hate but am powerless to control. Fuck AI. Fuck POET. Stock market rigged. Just rain chicken nuggets on this morally bankrupt vegetarian. |
| Can’t buy the top if there is no top 🤯 |
| $staa 👀 |
| great job man, you just created a gambling addict. |
| to all of my fans, check out my new song "Why U No Let Me Profit" |
| Not retarded enough, get him out |
| You're better off parking your money in a savings account |
| Too many 🩳, this could get explosive |
| Please, my calls are dying 😭😭😭 |
| whats everyone thoughts on lunr? thinking of getting some FDs |
| This is so authentically china! |
| Of course! \nI asked her how much she wanted to invest. She said $200, so this is what you get for half of that. \n\nInvested the other half on a SPY call, which is up 250% |
| You’re* a dumb fuck |
| I saw a group of samsung employees at a restaurant I was dining at once. All had bowed their heads to the table while their superior screamed at them. You couldn’t pay me enough to get subjected to that treatment. |
| There will always be another trade. Just don't make it puts. |
| Should get a fake dump sometime this month. They’re gonna try to get you sell the shares you bought this week. Then, next leg up. |
| MU finally took its viagra, get ready bears 🍆 |
| I'm not a homo or anything but I've been blowing out this bear bussy day after day for weeks now. |
| THIS MARKET WILL NEVER STAY RED BITCHES!!!! |
| Man Keel infrastructure is the most undervalued stock out there. |
| They should make a sequel to The Big Short that takes us on Burry's autistic adventures from drumming on his hedge fund desk to drumming on the stainless steel counters in the Arby's kitchen.\n\n\nChristian Bale reprises the role, but it is a comedy. |
| Ok guys I’m gonna try MU calls sorry |
| Im considering buying.\n\nMaybe a lap dace will perk it up |
| or learn how to live on the streets |
| Downfinish\*\n\nResilient company, but their boom only occurred because there was a need to process loans faster during COVID. Also, minimum reserve requirement was 0. We were at the height of printing and near 0 interest rates.\n\nNo other condition will provide Upstart the same stock value.\n\nI think people are too quick to delude themselves in thinking previous performance is an indicator of future performance without considering the variables that allowed it to perform so well in the past.\n\nIt was black swan event that allowed this black swan to happen.\n\nFrankly, your run is over. Given consumers are being hit hard, UPST will be hit even harder. |
| Glad I sold MSFT at 406. What a turd. Still $100 is $100 |
| I think the bigger problem is that now she is hooked. There is no better high than a 10x from options |
| Can I buy calls on this guys calls? |
| This is one of the best places to learn about stocks. |
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| # Huawei is the superior cellphone producer |
| your thinking like a poor. |
| Plot twist, yesterday’s hangman candle was for the Bears |
| whats the story with LGN? Never heard of it. Steady mover up. Is it more of a buy and hold longer? |
| What was your banbet prediction |
| That was priced in decades ago |
| So that was the top?? |
| How ya holding up, champ? |
| Can SOXS go to ZERO? |
| position sizing matters |
| nebius, like google, took a huge equity/security gain... a $780M mark \nwithout it, the net loss would have been -$159M and EPS ($0.62)/share.\n\nmake of that what you will. in addition to diluting stock with $4+B in convertible notes and $2B nvidia circular investing cash. |
| Axios is on the plane to china with the CEOs lol |
| STOP THE COUNT! |
| Congrats! Just out of curiosity, what made you throw >20k on SPY calls? |
| With the amount of liquidity the fed and treasury have injected into markets, NVIDIA stock could probably 100x at this point and become the 2nd largest economy in the world |
| MSFT sitting in the cuck chair |
| Are these ceos all flying on the same plane?? Seems like a liability |
| Calls on $HOOD. |
| Apr 16 |
| Cashed out. Now go back to 735 |
| Resume the pumping !! |
| https://preview.redd.it/d6slelqxux0h1.png?width=1366&format=png&auto=webp&s=2cbefbc2b4e271bd82c5085fc6177ef4ddd35fec |
| Europe has exactly one desert. It's in Ukraine, belive it or not. |
| DRAM making a comeback! Can't lose this banbet. All the other subreddits scare me. |
| MU hold 800 challenge: impossible |
| Imhotep is back uh oh |
| We are going to the moon |
| Oil go sub 95 pls |
| is somebody going to tell him |
| No excuse when Googl, Meta and AAPL are all up 1.5% lol |
| ANY BABA BULLZ IN HERE? |
| Why is CRM crashing out this week? Legit question. |
| remember CCCX lmaooo |
| Don't forget the 1929 crash too. Every crash is unique, our longest bull run was crashed cause of covid. |
| So you're saying I should take out a loan to buy as many shares of NASDAQ: QUCY as I can? |
| Hello\n |
| If ur bear and you watched the QQQ go down 2.50% yesterday and you didn’t buy then you deserve to lose all ur money |
| ima need over 743 plz \n\n\nIm letting one contract ride |
| It's the dumbest shit I've ever seen in 20 years of investing. |
| 750 |
| Too many poor people complaining about market going up |
| It’s a correction. After failing to break 700 for months we are shifting towards where we should have been this whole time. |
| you baby you are |
| Theres still time |
| theta |
| Look at the chart… lmao |
| I bought puts good for 45 day I'm thinking the pull back might be significant. Fair bet |
| Looking for a low cost stock that will 100x in the next few days or so…if anyone’s got that lmk |
| whoever sells MU must be sick in the head |
| Everyone should try 0dte just to learn how to diamond hand |
| CSCO 120c 5/22 |
| FLNC- Fairly Large Nasty Cocksuckingstupidbullshit |
| In for a quick print like myself. What's your strike? |
| “Tim” Apple has agreed to become the official cell phone supplier of China, Android will hereinafter be “BANNED” due to national security concerns (and frankly, substandard UI) |
| Waiting for TACO to just truth something like great deals secured and then we moon to 800 |
| Had 5/15 RKLB calls $110, sold at $118 yesterday, AMA |
| Up 30% on my 800c July 31 lolz |
| Shut the front door meta is pumping |
| “Stocks slip as market digest yesterday’s economic data” |
| I can’t believe spy pulled back to 742.50 this is fucking bullshit ber market |
| I think Bessent and co. have done something to the markets cause that's the main thing the fruit cares about. |
| dame |
| I would have never guessed that the infinite money glitch was issuing 20 year bonds to debt finance GPU’s with 3-5 year lifespans, for a currently unprofitable technology during an energy crisis. |
| I’ve been consistently using a foreskin puller for the past 6 months. Little by little I’m growing a hoodie |
| Rotate… |
| too many cocky retards in this subreddit gonna take a beating when this market dumps hard and they haven't realised any profits |
| An unprecedented face ripping bull market where everything goes up except gamecock you love to see it |
| 100 shares of HD at 300 flat. Probably gonna regret this. |
| fuc wrong way |
| It's probably not great that the market is completely disconnected from reality atm lol |
| CMG just the worst stock ever \n\nany rally in consumer disc gets sold instantly |
| Just bought MU leaps, SOXX leaps, DRAM leaps, QQQ leaps, NVDA leaps, NBIS leaps, RKLB leaps, and told my manager I quit. |
| I feel like MU and SNDK are gonna consolidate here before the next move. |
| Has the last two weeks taught you nothing? There is no top! |
| You know markets fucked when 2w 15l guys are hitting apple lottos at 80 rsi.\n\n |
| Congratulations 👍 |
| 🫡 i also sold some but still at a profit. |
| BA PLEASE DONT HIT MY TRAILING STOP |
| Come on Micron you bitch. FLY! |
| without a doubt. a me problem indeed |
| Bought some spy 720 puts for next month bc wtf is even going on rn |
| https://preview.redd.it/4mt8f9njux0h1.jpeg?width=1449&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3e8280e4b6d14ca78590f2fd4027f28153067e69 |
| Double down on 🍎 |
| not sure just woke had a coffee and decide a YOLO!!! |
| My boy MSFT decided to make us regret our choices. |
| Wait what? 950? |
| Filled my short at 7450 (like I said earlier). Mostly to protect my gainz |
| Mainline degeneracy |
| Even more spy calls! |
| you microslop bulls thought it was recovering, silly |
| Drive a car right through them and fix everyones problem |
| Was that the top ? |
| Market pulling the plug on bers. |
| You’re not retiring from options. Options retired you. |
| #Ban Bet Won\n---\n\n/u/astromouse2024 made a bet that AAPL would go to 300.0 within **3 days** when it was 294.15 and it did, congrats you fuckin nerd.\n\nTheir record is now 2 wins and 15 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) | [Post Verified Trades](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1pp3o5t/verified_trader/) |
| so glad im heavy on international, enjoy your shit gains spy boys. |
| Red is banished forevermore |
| The pump will continue until ber morale improves |
| Didn’t buy calls cause I also saw how it dropped and now its up a ton😭 |
| I’d like to see it rally past the high next week to formally consider it a breakout, but it looks like it’s breaking out |
| I can feel myself becoming exit liquidity. |
| So 6% inflation and we go to the moon. I must be retarded. |
| I want to short QQQ so bad |
| Bought 0.25 shares of QQQ. Sorry in advance if we tank |
| Apple $300 sell wall is insane |
| Damn i didnt listen to you |
| OnlyCalls |
| Only going up because insiders know something about China and semiconductors. |
| Ran away from Canon as only %15 profits are from lithography. Their printer and camera divisions are susceptable to further losses due to smartphones and decreased office spending.\n\nI do agree the EUV business will expand though, maybe in a few quarters time I will reinvest. |
| let me guess, goes down a few more candles and then rips up to 743. |
| Lost $20 on puts trying to time the top |
| Google pumped hard out of nowhere today. Did they announce something? |
| Cmon Apple baby break the 300 |
| The fuck does this have to do with MSFT |
| MTG collector, checks out |
| Poor Donny Boy. Wanted to make chaos to pump his precious Golden Age. Instead the stocks be pumpin and the golden age is in the shitter. |
| Magic con shell 🐚, is this guy a fucking idiot? \n\nYes, he is. |
| Remember how that $100b Nvidia investment into OpenAI from back in October was all of the sudden just a "maybe sometime in the future" come January or February according to Jensen? I have a feeling that these contracts will seemingly become less locked in once it's time to the rubber to meet the road. |
| Bear spotted |
| from my testing, all of them will make up prices unless you specifically ask them to look it up, and even then they don't grab the correct prices half the time |
| if you have generators why do you need batteries? i thought the value of batteries was time shifting solar/wind |
| OP…nice return here. When did you buy this contract?? |
| MU going back up. |
| Ford going INSANE 😭 |
| Or somehow it will open the door to her meeting an even bigger regard. |
| has to be better than asking WSB |
| What's your breakeven price on those? |
| Each stock pick herafter requires her to slob on the knob |
| Elevator is broke. Only goes up. |
| SPY is hitting 745 today. |
| not messing with calls, but did buy like 4 grand of apple shares at 290 |
| Anyone remember how to summon that funny reminder bot lad? |
| Fuck this market |
| You seem pretty high strung for holding shares.\n\n\nMaybe you should switch to options 🧐 |
| We still have over 2 hours holy fuck spy go to 750!\n\nYou know the bers will keep doubling down the entire way up too |
| GRPN 👀 🚀 |
| No fucking way, Average = +44.80% now |
| s/he is one of us, secretly you do too we all know |
| My yolo spy 0dte call printed I must be a genius |
| Is there any better strategy than SPY calls into more SPY calls? |
| Implying a breakout? |
| SNDK ATH 🔜 |
| Please ask your crystal ball when these bags are getting heavy |
| Holy shit big win for me today!!! |
| Spy eod? |
| It’s literally in their name |
| Yoink |
| One direction, wasn't just a boy band, they were trying to tell us which way the market was going to go for the next 10 years |
| My MU 5/15 900 calls gonna print so hard |
| So then just buy the Up |
| Can’t live with them…can’t live without them |
| Lmao bers really thought🤌🏻🤌🏻🤌🏻🤌🏻 |
| Stop the pump. This has gone too far |
| Gotta say I’m impressed by the absolutely retarded strength of MU. If this was some meme or shitcoin the PPI would’ve sent it tumbling down to like $600. The fact that it’s so resilient is really bullish. |
| Ask each of them, compare notes |
| I heard it from my wife's boyfriend who happens to be the op. |
| https://preview.redd.it/jqhvgxs6ux0h1.jpeg?width=1320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=580b890f16369e52e46344c7d43b19bced3cde4a\n\n \nApple has been inside that channel for 7 years |
| Wait for Trumps tweet for another leg up |
| Talk about data centers only, data centers will replace humanity. |
| MU 1000 EOW |
| COME ON MU, 4th TIME IS THE CHARM. |
| I feel dumb af for not buying this during pre market when I saw this headline |
| Up |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/BeanyMcChimp made a bet that RBRK would go to 63.0 within **3 weeks** when it was 54.329 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 0 wins and 1 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) | [Post Verified Trades](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1pp3o5t/verified_trader/) |
| Pump that bubble mooooreee |
| mad I sold my single 735c I bought yesterday on dip for a healthy profit at open. not mad I picked up up more 1dte 742 during the morning dip☯️ |
| I see... so maybe I should buy a few puts in case it goes down 🤷♂️ |
| # MAGS ETF UP 2%\n\n# SPY AND QQQ CALLS HAVE NEVER BEEN MORE RISK FREE THAN THEY ARE RIGHT NOW SINCE THE MAG7 IS GETTING HOT |
| Ride the lightning |
| STOP |
| SNDK ATH 🔜 |
| like 4 years from now, probably will drop -40% spy would go down to 950.... |
| Ber so dumb |
| Why did you close it? Obvious the momentum hasn't stopped. |
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| only space and chips up |
| https://preview.redd.it/tlctgb43ux0h1.jpeg?width=1017&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=27a90ef22d3948fa79536d646da4572d0fba007c\n\n |
| there is gonna be a violent swing in 1 direction |
| At the pace it's going, if you're bullish then those are extremely conservative estimates |
| lalalala upupup |
| MU retesting 800 |
| Picked up 40 $745 calls at only .04 this morning. My dumbass should have just picked up 2 SPX instead. |
| Just a little pullback |
| I bought SPY 0dte's on the baby dippy cause I'm a greedy little regard |
| Bro took the day off yesterday |
| MU I hate u for giving me grays |
| Does he know about the Tim Apple meme or is he just genuinely regarded 😂 |
| If you use AI for stocks you are retarded |
| Waiting for South Park to make a meme 😜 |
| Wow this is going quite high...\n\nDid we solve world hunger and cure cancer ? Might be priced in.\n\nAnyway spy call 800 eom |
| You told me to think so I didn’t. Now I’m up. Thanks |
| Imagine not becoming financially independent off just 2 trades buying the dip |
| Fucking Microsoft being mircoshit out of all the mega caps today 🤦♂️ |
| please CSCO don't fuck me like ANET did |
| Anyone know why puts even exist? Seems kind of stupid tbh |
| Back in early 2020 (yea) the richest man I ever met in my life, a man that hardly ever spoke saw me checking my port on my lunch break and told me to delete the app, check it again next year.\n\nShout out Steve. Skinny lil wiry old man \n\nSometimes I think about how he's doing. |
| MU finally lmao\n\n |
| Up 25k |
| SPY needs to chill, it’s scaring me |
| Whats the BEST AI for stocks?\n\n\- Gemini\n\n\- ChatGPT\n\n\- Claude\n\n\- Perplexity \n\n\- Grok |
| some of you are down YTD... and you think your right. |
| I'm a bull, but the eventual pullback is going murder at least half of this sub lmao |
| lol ber |
| PLUG b/o @ 4.05 w 25% of the float short. Going to be epic |
| Jensen is with trump rn in china, I expect some sort of announcement tmrw |
| waky waky wake the fuq up |
| Off to do another smuggling deal. |
| this has been the method since the 2008 financial crisis |
| Watch us get a 40000% tariffs post lmao |
| I will go on a rewarding spree if SPY hits 750 today or tomorrow |
| Tbh, I’d rather trade spy over any other stock |
| INTC you won't do me dirty, right? |
| MU 850 tomorrow |
| Once the bers capitulate that’s the top. Thank god we have a while before that happens |
| You must absolutely hate money. It 'Dumped yesterday' recovering all losses by EOD and you Regards keep convincing yourself to go against the current instead of just submitting like a good whore |
| They used to. Did they get rid of it?-\n\nEdit its there lol |
| Probably 85 by EOW at this rate and 100 by next week |
| There is a lot wrong with us, but fuck that, I want money! |
| Damn so no one wants US debt huh |
| I hope so |
| Added 10,000 shares to my $PLUG position yesterday. They beat on earnings, CEO said they would be profitable by year’s end, 2 analyst upgrades to $4 and $5, big demand for clean hydrogen in Europe since oil is unpredictable, it’s cheap, and since 25% of the float is shorted, it’s squeeze material. What’s not to like?\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/xc9359awtx0h1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2c45b2665562bcc2f03274c8c73092dfe91d2816 |
| I feel like there is goinf to be a moment where the lid just totally pops off and its gonna be an insane run on so many things. Right now its just some moving here and there. But sonething is gonna fucking unleash. That said. Bought 50x 750c for SPY for tomorrow |
| needs this thing to blow |
| maybe they can rebrand all their EVs as mobile data centers to help sales |
| MU waking up |
| GS MS please just rip so I can close out before we have our scheduled red day tomorrow |
| New energy AI infrastructure player Fervo Energy FRVO IPO today but everyone talking about Cerebras. Get in early🤑🤑🤑 |
| MU 800 LFGGG |
| Absolutely zero chance of that |
| I’m gonna run for potus so I can manipulate the market |
| Every ATH |
| Feel for you. \n\nMay be publish your plays here so people can do opposite of it and pay you commission. Win-Win? |
| Full porting into Scottie Scheffler winning the PGA |
| That's what I thought last week. But they just won a big government contract so hopefully not. |
| ffs sold my 737c at 10:30 |
| MU AND SANDICK MOONING! |
| Transferred $350 I need for rent to buy an SPX put at 7438. Will have to fire sale some MTG cards to pay for it so my wife doesn't divorce me. |
| afternoon dump ? |
| The pump will continue all day I guarantee it |
| Damn OUST only has a market cap of 2B. |
| Ya, they're not the greatest for produce. Everything else you can find amazing bargains |
| Trying to decide if I’m going to hold my May 15 220s for NVDA |
| Hankers, that’s the most American name possible. I’ll believe it. |
| If only I held my SPX 7415 calls… |
| Stairs up and elevator down |
| if CSCO can gap up after earnings today i'd be so happy |
| Adjusted for inflation, intel is actually still down from 2000 highs. And I know there’s a lot of talk for the last few years of a bubble and it very well may be one, but it’s not the same situation at the .com bubble, these companies (well some at least) are generating increasing growing profits and revenues |
| I dont have the balls for this level of options trading. I cry over 1 contract lmao |
| When a 800b market cap business is considered a meme stonk there is something actually wrong with us |
| GOOG PE at 30, AMZN at 32, TSLA at 419.\n\nThey're all priced very expensive compared to earnings. |
| fr. If there ever was a signal to buy 0 DTEs as soon as it opened today it was when Huang was reported to be included |
| Omg berrsss lmfao 🤣🤣🤣 |
| I don't see why we are not bullish. We have a printer, a tweet machine, chefs to cook data, and many auto pens to sign money. Why bet against it? |
| Is MU finally waking up? |
| Ok, sorry for doubting you boss |
| step one of the plan is getting a contribution from each of the 250 convicts |
| You couldn't be more wrong basement dweller. |
| I lost an earningsnplay this morning that sting a bit... It wasn't even much money, but it stings..\n |
| Im not complaining, but, this is kinda crazy. Right? |
| iran war about to rekindle, inflation sky high, interest sky high, oil sky high, +1%, sigh... |
| Cha-ching Typa day |
| This stock market is worse than crypto. At least they have ups and downs. This is straight up BS. |
| They’re going to massacre my LUNR tomorrow, isn’t it? |
| I’m not invested at all but seriously HOW IS MU UNDER 800$ during this pump?!? |
| That’s what my wife said |
| 20x qqq may 29 715c\n\n10x nvda may 15 230c\n\nHolding them overnight\n |
| fuck them ther puts |
| I think literally all the bears are dead holy fuck how can you even look at puts right now 😭 |
| Scary AF tech |
| Could of made another 10-15k but I'm still happy with my profit. This is crazy. Very concern for ber |
| Honestly when you put it that way….we are going way way higher |
| Never bet against the US AI-atollah |
| Is HOOD too greedy to fucking offer a trailing stop loss order? |
| The US gov won’t let this drop before \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ (fill the blank). Calls are risk free\n\nthis has been the method for the last month |
| They spend most of their time dooming on an internet forum.\n\nThey get closer to him every day |
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| You tried MSFT |
| #Sprouts went from +5% to red while SPY kept pumping LMAO🤌 |
| your wife changed my life.\n\n🤭 |
| Let’s pamp MU MERICAAAAAA |
| Did something similar with NBIS today |
| Give them your SSN, DOB, and the name of your first pet, while youre at it |
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| CRM chart is sooooo ugly lol |
| Another 2.5%** |
| the amount of edging apple is doing for 300 is unreal |
| 🦀 |
| 40 STRAIGHT DAYS OF JUST STRAIGHT UP AND YOU LOAD PUTS????????\n\nWHY???? |
| I saw many redditors panic selling on Liberation Day when SPY hit 490. |
| Now turn $5,700 into $35 |
| Nice\~\~ |
| yeah this is a bad idea. \n\nthe second you recommend her one that loses, she's gonna break up with you |
| The US gov won’t let this drop before the China meeting concludes. Calls are risk free |
| Should have bought calls. |
| META has awoken |
| Nvda wanna be shy now when the market wakes up |
| Shit in where you fit in |
| Seeing $META green doesnt look real |
| I feel like Invesco HUSSEIN qqq calls is still the move |
| I should just full port into 0 dte calls. With the way everything is going, I can’t go wrong with this move |
| Been wanting to cash out my SPY calls for about an hour now but I'm always thinking am I a pussy or what |
| Send it to Valhalla, SNDK and MU |
| how |
| #Another day proving that ber are dumb as fuck LMAO🤌🗽🦅 |
| you had an hour yesterday |
| # MUrica |
| MUUUUU PAMP IT LFG |
| They started a new energy business for data centers and commercial businesses |
| 730 by Friday |
| JFC this thing might actually hit 745 before eod |
| I’d break my zipper I’d get so erect |
| You can choose something better now. Do you need it? |
| MU about to have a "hey hold my beer and watch this" moment |
| Not sure what you’re complaining about? |
| someone want all in puts at market open |
| I see you are an expert spotting experts |
| USAR, rip or dip on earnings? |
| It was never skill just luck |
| How do you say, fuck your puts(and probably calls if you just bought them) in American? |
| Cope harder dumb ber LMAO🤌 |
| Hmmm mayhaps I should of held my $736 1dte call’s a little longer than $738 😭😭 |
| I am holding since November. No contracts, sadly. \nNot selling yet! |
| I paper handed my LUNR calls expiring next month. Now, I’m buying lottos 🤣🤣 |
| Nobodeez ever seen anyten like eht |
| Been eyeing later 10.5c, it loves this 8.5-10.5 channel |
| There is a not insignificant amount of people out there who sold their 401ks at 630 and are "still waiting for a crash". LOL |
| Win is win |
| Retard |
| If you're buying 10, get SPX |
| We all start out at zero |
| First one's on the house |
| Daddy Bessent is going to raise me up into the upper lower class 🙌 |
| There is truly zero weakness in the market and there never will be |
| Myself I've changed teams |
| And her name was Pam. |
| Just a few bucks to get us to 800 today would be fine with me |
| Idiot boomers still trying to compare this to the .com pre-crash. |
| I thought I was a fraud but the best decision of my life was porting my portfolio to AI related stocks 2 years ago. |
| Up 3.5% is flat, all yall bulls are insane |
| This market will not crash untill after midterms |
| Why the fuck did I cheap out on SPY calls. Only bought 10 at .4 each. Up nearly 700% Fuckkkk me |
| Ok now dump |
| Only one million? Poor people aren't allowed to gamble! A million is just the entry fee for WSB\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/a6x7jbb9tx0h1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=59f391e3c8d0c2e82995d472ebfdb686e4582b51\n\n |
| Man this is the best addiction ive ever had,\n |
| 13 employees cool |
| Full porting OKLO here. When they put nuclear reactors on mars in 2080 I will have quadrupled my money to $11 |
| Okay\n\n |
| That’s called fml |
| its crazy to me how the amount of money that would wipe my debt and have my living worry free you wouldnt even feel and its only like 28k but im over here struggling over it |
| Another lithium BESS manufacturer. There's enough of those already. |
| This |
| RVI casually up +127% over the last week. Yeah that's totally normal and healthy |
| Another week another spy +1%. |
| All the ceos are there and you think it’s bearish? |
| Where are all the inflation bears! Gimme that ass |
| You are not Burry stop trying to call the top everyday and just buy calls |
| I could live with her losing $90, but not $900 |
| So we're ignoring how big the earnings were just beat? We got companies growing earnings by 10 fold in 3 quarters... |
| Just buy RCAT |
| Damn and here I thought I was riding high having my HSA in SCHG. |
| Spy calls. Pussied out early when it dropped a little. They are up $30K now |
| Should have full ported apparently lmao |
| Bought Spx calls for $14.00, sold at 22 and now they’re $39.00 😔 |
| imagine what would happen if 🥭 fixes the tariff situation |
| I actually feel bad bro |
| Even bulls are flabbergasted, bears hanging on by a thread. |
| God dammit MU you're the one thing killing me right now. Please back to 810+ |
| I remember the days when SNDK used to take me out for surf and turf. |
| in a month? most likely in wendys. maybe in 10 years a millionaire if you hold |
| Damn Robinhood support called me with a thick Indian accent. I’m on hold right now after confirming login details |
| Why? |
| Okay\n\n |
| If I buy calls it will tank |
| This is bonkers |
| Inflation moves money into equities combined with the knowledge that the FED will not increase rates no matter what (it would cause a US Debt crisis). |
| Traded cocoa for about 5 years now, definitely a long term play. Current stockpiles and plantation forecast high yield and it's mainly the hormouz situation that's driving recent prices higher (secondary refining costs etc).\n\nGlobal warming, diseases and super elnino 2027 may increase prices though. |
| >BREAKING: 30 YEAR AUCTION B-T-C 2.30!\n\nhttps://pbs.twimg.com/media/HINwc8WbAAAqR-q?format=png&name=900x900 |
| I don't understand any of this, I just know my green line is heading up and fast |
| As my main manz lil Wayne once said , "no ceilings" |
| She probably thinking you don't trust her judgment enough to go bigger on the play. |
| Market pricing in absolute perfection. Threading the needle on inflation and unemployment. AI profitability skyrockets. Hormuz oil shipments normalize.\n\nAnd with all that priced in, we're up like a couple percent this year.\n\nPUTS. **PUTS ALL FUCKING DAY, LOSERS.** SELL THIS FUCKING BULLSHIT RALLY. WE'RE ALL GONNA BE ASSFUCKED IN THE FALL. |
| Market is just giving free 10x plays everyday |
| Okay I've already sent it to you. |
| How the fuck am I supposed to buy the dip if it just never dips?? Straight upwards for the rest of time |
| you could say almost everything on social media has always been trash. It hasn't stopped people from using it more and more every day. The average person on social media isn't an edgy contrarian redditor. |
| Ohhhh then you're golden. I'm sure it'll continue to run into earnings |
| Yeah my port is big green but this is stupid. |
| Just buy calls it’s free money |
| Sold 0DTE 7400c’s for +2k instead of +60k 🤡 |
| NOK feel free to keep pumping along with the market |
| HOW MANY EX-BERS HAVE BEEN BORN TODAY 🚀🚀🚀🚀 |
| Let me guess neocloud. |
| Buy SPY call everyday. It has been working for the last 4weeks straight 🤡 |
| Yes, but only in Cantonese |
| down 50k |
| Remember a month ago when everyone became an oil expert.. well people bout to become bond market expertd |
| # Samsung Electronics Labor-Management Post-Mediation Talks Collapse Despite Government Intervention\n\n |
| SPY RSI is 82 on the daily lmao |
| I took my 350% dont need to lose all the gains chasing a 4bagger on expiry day |
| Bought TTWO 18k$ shares 10k$ Calls wish me luck |
| The people pushing AI that don’t own a chip or ai company for real have their heads so far up their own asses. They won’t realize it till it’s way too late. |
| 250 more people to autobuy SPY. Calls. |
| Extra steps? |
| EXPLAIN TO ME HOW THIS BOND SALE IS BULLISH. |
| they ran out of things to pump so they're now even pumping tesla |
| QQQ up 3% from yesterday mornings dip on fantastic inflation data! Just a small 3% in 24 hours, not sure why it's moving so slow\n\n |
| https://preview.redd.it/76mmr49xsx0h1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1c2f22a3daf3e0559ed8462f996a8e7fcd75bc00\n\nI fucking hate earnings reports now! I like SPY so much better! |
| too many words for you bud? - I don't need WSB to "pump" my stocks higher, they will do that organically. |
| If 200k per year won't satisfy your current standard of living, then I suppose. |
| If this keep up even Burry will have to buy calls, economy in shambles but the market truly doesn't care one bit |
| Next year we will be buying eggs with AI stock shares because the dollar is worthless at this rate LMAO |
| Lost 4k on calls today. Don’t ask me how |
| Haha I too am buying SPY calls right now! *(putting on bear suit)* |
| Yeah money printer turned on while overseas deals happened. Making my puts from last week back after bear re-education camp |
| 750 1dtes right now ! |
| Whatsup with Ford |
| GOOG $400 calls for Friday were $70 this morning LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOO |
| Looks like 1 |
| I had a financial advisor in 2017 and he ended up losing me money |
| But a jetski, you can't be depressed driving a jet ski |
| When every single person here has finally sold their msft position it will have a 5% day |
| Got it early in the morning.... may close it at end of day... |
| I bought more today for the sole reason that in 5 years this stock will either be over $20 or you will own shares in a new energy business once they spin it off |
| 800 soon. |
| This shits ridiculous and I love it |
| 30 year at 5 and you gooners think the gov isnt in control \n\n\n\nDont be a bear |
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| Spy to 750 EOD |
| I'm sure buddy bought 1 share. He can't afford your bridge. |
| !banbet PLTR -15% 1d |
| Cursed |
| full port spy RIGHT NOW and you'll be a millionaire by eod |
| Whilst mu is just having a boring flat day |
| Sold that 7450 call way too early whoops |
| No fucking way people still buying puts 😂 |
| 760 calls for Friday who riding with me |
| Citadel and Jane Street |
| 7500 kind of day |
| Why the SPY pump now? Besides that it's Wednesday? |
| Dont worry i only made 25 percent off the dip this morning with a put 🤡 |
| How does it feel seeing the light after darkness for so long? |
| My dick is in Micheal burry s mouth |
| Buy a mustang with your ford gains |
| If you have a ton of shares in something and are thinking about selling some, selling CC is a great way to do it. If the stock price doesn't meet your target, you get the premium for free. |
| Yeah that did cross my mind …\n\nhttps://youtu.be/knXskPUCZ08?si=dK64Vjq0V6jPm9\_9 |
| In this moment, I am euphoric. Not because of any phony god's blessing. But because, I am enlightened by my intelligence. |
| Bears need to actually learn to short near end of the day rather prior to a run after we already had a small red day |
| You regards going to miss out on Ford just like Intel. We have an administration that wants to support American legacy companies , would be great if they say they going to invest 10% in Ford just like they did with Intel. |
| You could have put that money in an S&P 500 index fund and made $190k to 400k annually. Plus an additional $23k annually in dividends. But, instead you gutted the balance down to 900k? I’m sorry, after taxes that would be $1.4million. So, $140k to 350k annually and 17k in dividends. |
| Genuinely by who though? |
| The real loss porn comes when you learn to trade on leverage |
| literally this. sometimes people need a reality check. i dont know what the actual % is, but i think something like only 18% of all Americans even have a networth of over 1 million. \n\nits ~10% for over 2 million. Dude is swaggin 4 mill in 2025.\n\nand this is investment cash too. not combined networth of all assets |
| META making me crème |
| $4 million even at a stupidly common 3% mutual fund rate or bond rate is still $120,000 a year. That's $10,000 a month. That's plenty to live on anywhere on earth. |
| As the electric grid is taking longer and longer to hook up a lot of datacenter builders are looking at behind the meter build outs with generators and batteries and other sources to get by without as much dependency on the grid |
| Dow has more industrials. SPY has more tech. You know the tickers are different right? |
| SHUT UP |
| Methamphetamines and lots of 'em! |
| Holy SHREKELI |
| How many did you buy? |
| Should I had played SPY instead of BA? Yes but man I want that 500 aircraft pump so bad |
| I am bull but i want it to collapse because by god this market is ridiculous. At least make war, oil and inflation create a proper 20% crash ! |
| WHO TURNED THE MONEY PRINTER ON???!!! I have a few complimentary Wendy’s dumpsters trips on the house ! |
| Kern is in shambles |
| SPY was stuck under 700 just a month ago lmao |
| Imagine having puts rn 🤡🤡🤡 |
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| Switched to calls this morning i aint god |
| TAKE ME TO VALHALLA |
| Thought you meant AAOI. LOL looks like dyslexia could pay |
| Clearly fake... I don't see no leather jackets on any of them... |
| spy going up in a straight line for the past month. This shit is fucking rigged |
| Fuck this jizzing scam market |
| It's going up because fuck you, you didn't buy enough. It's fucking over all the coward bears. If you don't own assets in the next decade you are FUCKED and the market is pricing this in. |
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| Bears did it ever occur to you, you may not understand what's going on with the AI trade? \n |
| Ford!!!! |
| My port finally at ATHs after 4 months. Feels good |
| I never started with a million when i first began investing |
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| Here comes 743 |
| Imagine having that much and not having a financial advisor manage your assets for you. Prob could have made more. |
| What a hell of a time to ride the high |
| ok SPY, ok. Sure buddy. |
| Well...if I had your 4 million dollars to start with, my life would have been completely changed without any profits, so ... I dunno what point you're trying to make here 🤣 not to mention that since you invested 4 mil, you probably have a lot more than that anyways, so what kind of bullshit karma farming is this ? |
| What the fuck |
| SPY has rallied $110+ since March 31st\n\nThrough god awful market conditions, an energy crisis and inflation shocks |
| He can get 50% more yachts now so I guess it’s somewhat changed |
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| Wtf is going on |
| BEARS LOL |
| At this point if MSFT goes up just $1 i will consider it fucking mooning. This is getting ridiculous |
| I keep hedging and then keep wondering why |
| $4 mill at 40 would allow you to withdraw like $160k a year without worrying about your money running out. You’d probably have more left over for your children than you started with. Unless the market goes to complete shit for 30 years. |
| For bers |
| https://preview.redd.it/fisxt1nksx0h1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2609d44b93ee84199dfdc2930763ff4c444526b7\n\nNothing too crazy, but seems fun! |
| > 🥭* WEIGHS 250 PARDONS FOR AMERICA’S 250TH BIRTHDAY\n\n\n> The White House is reportedly considering a plan for 🥭* to issue 250 pardons to mark the nation’s 250th anniversary celebrations this summer.\n\n\nYou can't make this up anymore |
| Goddammit |
| Lool right, chart starts and ends at 4 mil for all id care\n\nId stop working immediately with that portfolio |
| $745-750 is now possible, close that shit out |
| how is the DOW still below 50k? |
| bers: “but surely it can’t go up more!” |
| This is insane. Cash gang since 2022 oof my life. |
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| Had a 741c on my watchlist… up 633%. Fuck me |
| When do people find out what deals are coming out of the discussions in China? |
| Fervo (FRVO) has started trading now |
| Lol 4 to 6 million changed your life? |
| What’s happening is truly disgusting |
| Top doesn’t exist |
| At least 12 |
| LET IT RIIIIIDE |
| 750 calls for Friday who riding with me |
| lol salty ber |
| thats awesome |
| welcome\n\nto jurassic park 🦖 |
| Yeah me too bud but I started with orders of magnitude less |
| I really hope you retards are right about DRAM |
| The first million is hard. The second is inevitable. |
| Damn, KTOS jump non stop dumping from $130 earlier this year. $50 looks like good entry |
| Nasdaq 30k inevitable |
| threw $12 at spy this morning now it's $200 and still pumping how is this shit legal |
| *CLOV gang checking in. CLOV? Yep you guys thought we died but we green now baby and climbing.*\n\n*Edit: Back like a Phoenix from Chamath hell.* |
| puts are only for black swan events, or a small hedge. |
| Why would anyone ever work for a living when making money is this easy. |
| Markets will go up on “successful, beautiful talks” in CHYNAAA.\n\nSo calls |
| How is it even possible that spy is doing this like I'm for reals just flabbergasted |
| Not sure why you're getting so many downvotes for this. The entire SaaS sector is beat to hell, because of the AI hype. There are quite a few classic contrarian set ups right now in the SaaS sector. |
| They gonna need a lot more than $2bn |
| Bought some HOOD puts at 72. My first foray into the dark side. |
| Always |
| Shocked pikachu |
| nuclear bombing might do the trick |
| omg printingggg |
| # AND THERE YOU HAVE IT \n\n# CONGRATULATIONS TO ALL BULLS, CALL HOLDERS, DIP BUYERS, CHASERS, AND FOMOERS\n\n# ON YET ANOTHER\n\n# BRAND SPANKING NEW\n\n# QQQ ALL TIME HIGH!!!!!!!!\n\n# IWM AND DOW JONES UP NEXT!!!!! |
| All bearish indicators at dotcom highs is merely resistance we will blow through. Spy 2000 in 3 years. |
| "This is the top" will **never** be accurate, btw. I don't make the rules. |
| Wow this is mental |
| Having a large some of money is like getting a gift you really wanted as child your super excited when you first get it that high last for maybe 1 to 2 weeks and then it becomes normal again |
| 7450 dawg. Anything over is sketch. Might target that 7500 OI wall lmao |
| Damn. I guess yesterday was just for fueling the rockets. |
| There is no top |
| Google is sexy |
| Nobody does |
| You know, it's probably the same companies long term |
| Please rotate to software |
| Options are fucking awesome. Went from 1.6k to 22k back to 2.5k and now at 15k all in 2 weeks |
| dude you were millionaire before, you are millionaire now. no change there.... you are just flexing. |
| Elon in china |
| Mram is so gay |
| It’s always the days I throw 5% instead of 100% of my port….. |
| You piece of shit I’m going straight to japan |
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| If this Nokia hype doesn’t pan out I’m fucked because I’m heavily leveraged and I’m not selling shit until $20 |
| Perks of being raised by a Navy sailor is a colorful vocabulary |
| Tomorrow we need to +2% |
| Sndk green |
| My qqq and spy position at the bottom of this morning is up nicely. Saw regard momentum and knew something like this would happen. Stops set and just enjoying the ride. |
| Its 1% SPY kind of day huh |
| SPY $745 |
| Goog reviving my port |
| does magoes talk today? |
| Quietly being a powerhouse. Ford Energy projected to have a bigger presence than TSLA. |
| Nasdaq up 1% , now it feels like a proper green day |
| I go now sushi eating with micron money see u regards later |
| I can finally afford my $300 AP |
| Somebirds |
| Now he can hold up TWO pinkies while he drinks his tea. |
| $staa about to squeeze after market close thank me later |
| Im telling myself the same thing. Modest life in MCOL area, $1.5m is enough to he done. I just hope i have the balls when the time comes. |
| Come on CRCL time to go up |
| put it all on red\n\n |
| If Team America plays its cards right ....ooh wee 👀 |
| "Nvidia is now worth more than the GDP of every Country in the world except the U.S. and China" |
| Farewell 🐻 |
| AI slop DD, just take profits no one here will pump this shit any higher for you. |
| pump it to infinity.. why not |
| So just SPY 0DTE calls every day? I can't believe it keeps working. |
| no whales have sold a thing since 3/30, and retail has been gobbling it up |
| Cool. Just kept seeing conflicting dates |
| Finally have a call that went up 600% I kept. Too bad it was only 1 contract 🥀 |
| Profit is profit. $600 and all you did was press some buttons lol |
| MU is consolidating and has fading volume, what does that mean? Up or down haha?! |
| Please. I've blown up more ports than the Spanish Armada. |
| Not if you want to maintain your current standard of living and leave a sizable inheritance for your children. |
| Cunt hair 😂 |
| Congrats and fuck you |
| flat week. didn't realize china poker game was today. We all know nothing will happen but "good things", meaning, nothing will happen. NVDA earnings next week, Fedwatch with Warsh. With holiday coming up in 2 weeks, we're going full flat market into the summer: enjoy the break. |
| https://preview.redd.it/emj76t68sx0h1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=06a000e3cab02f0552e0e0776f3fe1058791386c |
| Merrill Lynch made me sit on hold for like half an hour to short this piece of shit. |
| LUNR even after the 11+% today? |
| F*ck off rddt, mstr… How we thinking ONDS will perform for earnings ? |
| Why stop here, just blast to 750 already |
| What’s your next move, and your biggest position? |
| calls when oil is under 100 puts when oil averages around 105 |
| Qucy. Name change from Mainz |
| I was not rich to begin with I promise! I am sorry if it came off in a wrong way but I bought Nvidia at an average price of $1.93 in 2016 |
| I expect weekly updates, keep position size exactly the same. Either gonna be a millionaire in a month or at Wendy's |
| can someone unplug MU and plug it back it again? |
| It could take 745 |
| Checked his posting history, apparently he's been holding nvidia for over 10 years. Total cost basis of only like $25k |
| this thing is going to be $750 before market open tomorrow. The Chinese market will pump this further |
| BABA going to 200 next week |
| true, starting with a big amountgives an advantage. It's easy to overlook that when everyone just shares their gains... |
| 30y yield at 5.050%, previous 4.876%. Slightly above forecast |
| Respect. I say the same thing about Vegas. |
| I knew my days of buying the safe haven AAPL and META calls would pay off lmao 🤌🏻 |
| They can’t afford to think anymore |
| What Warren Buffet said about momentum and what I understood about momentum were definitely 90 degrees in relation |
| afrm did pretty well |
| you retards say this shit every green day |
| my father gave me a small loan of a million dollars |
| Note: nobody should EVER do this that took massive balls |
| For real lmao. Wish I picked up more |
| Qqq is only up 4.5% the past week. Gotta get that up to 10% smh |
| algo pumps getting old |
| I’m sorry Mr market maker I lied to you I bought more calls instead of taking profits |
| What the fuck happened with $F ? |
| Puts! |
| Elon could bitch if he wants but china can demand it in exchange for rare earf continuing to come our way |
| You can retire immediately with 4m too |
| Wait till OpenAI and nvidia announces multi billion deal with them |
| Loading up the spring. Patience my son |
| Could’ve made $4K if I just didn’t paperhand my SPY, made a mere $600. Lmao |
| Alright I’m done for good. Have fun losing all your money at some point retards |
| # DRAM V |
| Fucking hell why are we pumping |
| Spy looking like a stock |
| I would be unbearable if I had this much money and stocks 😂 |
| As I promised yesterday, we have breached contain on ATH. Say hello to 7500 this week. |
| Amen brother |
| My apologies sir, you must think you're in r/investing. This is r/wallstreetbets |
| Meow, this shit is the top. |
| MU 900c 2dte is enticing me\n\n |
| here comes the 1 pm, good part of the V |
| its interesting whats going to happen overnight. Part of me wanted to hold a position for overnight that was OTM but I didn't want to risk it. Realistically the market is overoptimistic of anything that can potential impact the iran conflict. Its easier to scalp that optimism then the result. |
| Another day another 🐻 massacre |
| No end in sight |
| they'll drop it whenever the rule goes into effect |
| i remember the one and only time a bond auction mattered. and it won't be today. |
| Ur bank account only |
| Is MU not going to participate? |
| Spy to 742.50 just like we all predicted this morning |
| XiXiXi |
| Beautiful Shrek cock on amd😍 |
| how exactly did gaining 2.5m usd change your already luxurious life? \n |
| You literally can mate |
| For the friendships |
| We think oil will go down? USO puts? |
| I bought all the store brand Diet Coke cus I’m a demon |
| For real wtf?? Smart investing and a humble home will easily survive on $4M and you can still spoil your kids and grandkids for the rest of your life. |
| Lots of people on reddit say with X amount of dollars they'd be happy, and yeah if they were just gifted that money overnight, it probably would be enough for them. But for someone investing and growing their money, watching it grow, you always want more. \n\nI put my property tax for the year aside in an investing account, got really lucky and doubled it. Figured I would have been happy with double, but damn, it's addictive watching it grow more and more to the point where I REALLY don't want to have to sell anything to pay the tax-man next month. |
| there is going to be no inflation once AI takes all the jobs. asset prices ex AI stonks where the puts at |
| Actually fuck you. |
| Nice humble brag |
| I think i would too lol.\n\n\nInfact I was dabbling in AI image training for manufacturing vision and I knew it was super cool but I had no idea just how out of hand this would get. |
| MU went up 40% in two days based on vibes. NVDA train just getting started |
| Sounds like a you problem |
| Anyone know if Robinhood will drop the PDT rule next month? |
| Rofl |
| CRM pls back to 180 by earning |
| Everything green except msft another normal day |
| BYD came out with 5 min flash charge and Ford went up 7% so they are a car company again to ride the coat tails |
| Congratulations. |
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| Can we start banning these posts? Clearly this guy was rich to begin with so nothing changed. |
| The CEO. Read up on him. He’s the reason why i literally full ported my whole portfolio into NBIS, last year. He didn’t have to start NBIS he could have walked away after selling his company. |
| I could see Elon being stupid and welcoming it, just like he welcomed the $7500 tax credits going to zero. ...then Tesla losing more money and trading to $1000. |
| when SPY suddenly drops soon, it's because no one wants 30 year bonds from USA anymore |
| Makes me feel like a poor loser |
| Start an inverse etf bro we will all put money in |
| So many salty people in this sub 😬 |
| Bers really thought |