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| biggest regrat - not buying more chasing this shit |
| Yea if AMD doesnt fuck this up I dont think there are any possible ways bers can find themselves out LMFAO |
| Leopold |
| I did but sold way too soon bc I did not expect it would still be going! |
| Positions or ban |
| At some point you kind of just, let shit ride and are ok with the losses |
| Sharing is caring, I love you bro… |
| 776 |
| Looked at myself in the mirror today and realized event regards can make money. |
| LMAO BERS COOKED |
| Close your eyes, throw the dart on the wall, buy calls and profit. Literally as easy as it sounds |
| Brother $1300? lmao |
| It's a dive, for $20 Blondie will crush a beer can with her tits. |
| When you nut and bers keep sucking with ambition |
| Yeah I was literally shorting yesterday morning expecting bloody August. Lol. I should be down if anythinf. GL to us all that we catch the next big move correctly. |
| SPY DIPPED, BUY BUY BUY |
| It might be likely but that’s not sustainable. That’s how revolutions start lol |
| Trump was right, i get tired of all the winning. |
| I’m up 121% this year. This sucks. |
| is CMG at a discount?\n\nis it really just gonna stay down 7% over salmonella? |
| We need posts like this to fuel the rally further |
| The whole goddamn market is squeezing. Incredible |
| keep buying guys I’m sure you’ll make money |
| MU going to bust down the gates over 900 soon |
| Rip Leopold Aschenbrenner |
| I always think about how I found a 10 dollar bill in a shopping cart going into the store. That money I found is more profit than spcx has ever generated. Thats what I think abt |
| Stop loss boutta hit that was fun tho |
| Slowly coming back. Koreans coming with margin tn |
| This is actually crazy |
| wish i was one |
| PURE RETARDATION |
| :rich: |
| https://preview.redd.it/yvl1afe78ehh1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7d5594717effc1f99cf59739b34e6f32d2df1ccb |
| Imagine missing the most epic fucking rally lmao, Bers are masochists |
| Just buy and hold who cares |
| Hooly, I just looked at oil 📉📉📉📉 |
| Sudden spike on SKHY |
| In the last 1 week,\n\nI have missed out on almost 30k in gains by paperhanding\n\nwtf is wrong with me?\n\nI'm up 6000$ in like 3 days and just .. unhappy. |
| Whatever decision you make will end up being wrong so just commit to it. |
| POST THE HOTLINE FOR EVERYONE THAT SOLD LAST WEEK |
| why NVO |
| When you nut and she keeps sucking |
| https://preview.redd.it/epwu0oj68ehh1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=75825b78f849280013cd400079fe5662d3eb2b6d |
| RSI on 15m is insane. I guess RSI means nothing |
| https://preview.redd.it/hq40pfa68ehh1.png?width=714&format=png&auto=webp&s=2c5d1d979d00361fb57b07567b4ba7aeb62018a9\n\n \n |
| How's that different from what Tesla's do? |
| Ber trappo |
| So what happens when a deal is actually made. Priced in?? |
| Where will you be when SNDK gets a massive beat? |
| SPY GREEN VIX GREEN WE EATING TOO GOOD ON THESE PREMIUMS |
| Every day I pray to a pile of memory chips in the name of Claude |
| Yes but instead of Oil, do SPY |
| Stfu |
| What a shitty way to go |
| hello gens |
| Sndu is the play |
| 767 close |
| Holy shit, today is "green line only goes up" day. Why didn't anyone tell me? |
| Big concern for Ber |
| I am making a lot of money...something isnt right here. |
| Make sure you guys buy this top |
| Ber got destroyed! |
| You are not a bear if you short spacex |
| [ Removed by Reddit ] |
| Patience 🙏🏻,we will moon |
| There's no way it's going to keep pumping |
| sold my qqq 710c for 2.00 at market open lol rip |
| i'm glad we got this "live chat" back fam |
| TQQQ is only +10% this rally just started |
| sors ton argent et oublie |
| Market making many new millionaires today |
| To me this feels like the whole market crying and force feeding itself with a gun to it's head. It simply HAS to keep eating and growing, it has no other choice. |
| Look at this other clown telling people to dump money on the dumbest ETF smh. |
| Japan will sell 1 trillion in US bonds tomorrow. |
| WERE ALL GOING TO MAKE IT |
| Pudding pops |
| told ya you should buy the dip |
| Thinking of buying puts if it rallies post-ER |
| NFLX still way off its highs |
| Chinese EVs trap people inside while they burn and then the CCP scrubs the internet of the videos. Their products are garbage |
| wow .... Vix and SPY rising together |
| LOL are we sure Bessent didn’t just say fuck it and start buying equities? Vix up 4.29% SPY up 1.81%. |
| MU going to bust down the gates over 900 soon |
| Just rode train from Prague to Vienna and sat next to this Korean 🇰🇷 family of 4. Dad saw me looking through WSB and commented that his family is on two week European vacation thanks to SK stock |
| who lost at least 6 figures today, please i need to know :pepeuwu: |
| Sir, a second green candle has hit bers |
| https://preview.redd.it/ikko68z18ehh1.png?width=734&format=png&auto=webp&s=a28dba5b7661fd6a27b128567befc8d3ac3d3d8b\n\n |
| GUH lmao, lmfao even |
| What have you done |
| Let me copy that spacex put play real quick you seem to know what you’re doing |
| Spy 1d chart looking like bernie madoff chart |
| I wouldn't short MRVL or ARM ahead of NVDA earnings. |
| I bought a portable ac off an ebay scalper. It's loud as fuck and barely manages to cool half of a very small room. |
| Those tan influencer girls are starting to grow on me ngl |
| Revenue isn't earnings. |
| Then put your money where your mouth is. Be sure to post your losses. FWIW, this run up over the last two days will likely see a pull back. But I am not convinced we're at a peak. There are structural risks for sure, but money rotating our of tech is a good sign IMO. |
| It was called July |
| What’s the consensus on AMD? This increase before earnings seems like it could mirror what happened with Apple no? |
| Oil Calls here??\n\n |
| That was the play days ago. I’ve already cashed mine out |
| We going to 800 trick. |
| NBC reporting that two people in Michigan have literally shit themselves to death from cyclosproriasis |
| Oh nooo I only made 1100% of my 1200% gain cus of taxes! Time to stop making money! |
| Once again: lets pic a stock together and make some profit |
| Boutta dump these puts and buy more calls. Surprisingly they’re only down 30% |
| The names kospi… bill kospi |
| You're welcome. It's because I sold yesterday. |
| Stonks literally only go up. I don't know why bears can't learn. |
| ahha who the fuck cares - just full send Tech back to ATHs |
| Zero profit taking.... is the war really over? |
| You are “him” and I hate you. |
| Should I repeat my thing about SPCX lottery tickets. Meh, fk it. |
| Bears: *exist*\n\nQQQ: *+3%*\n\nBears: 💀 |
| they better need to put more money in, this is a BULL MARKET |
| If this is the start of a new leg higher there will be tons of money to be made no need to fomo in. |
| Zuck at whitehouse licking 👅 some 🥭 |
| Give it a few more weeks he'll risk it and lose it again |
| They call me Mr. Plenty |
| Bers thought? Who could have imagined |
| Squeeze deez nuts you fuckin nerd.\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| >*sold all my CMG stock and options yesterday had a feeling it would dump out but didnt expect salmonella*\n\n**^(should have bought puts also i thought it would just trade flat for a while after earnings)**\n\nits staying at 35 so im doing calendar spreads at that strike 2 weeks apart to get free options |
| A SPCX short squeeze would be so fucking funny |
| **You've unlocked the good ending**. \n*Do you want to reload from the last save?* |
| We all know it was on Netflix buddy. Seems like you're not aware the story wasn't a Netflix creation and fully made by a Korean creator who dealt with financial struggles himself. So my point stands |
| Cant wait to see the details of the peace deal it must be the best deal of all time |
| How much did you lose |
| I'd like to see VIX lower. |
| Not at all |
| $AMD earnings crash like $AVGO earnings crash 25% red after ER |
| Those clowns just let me buy $11k worth of WMT for $2k. Single stock futures, who thinks of this shit? |
| I'm gonna cum, holy shit |
| funniest shit is Iran will tomorrow actually declare that they agreed to a deal indeed lool |
| So many bullish are making me worried for my calls |
| pamp this baby |
| Skynix about to go parabolic |
| AAPL, META, EWY, Semis |
| Every red flash is unacceptable |
| It might, but I don't think so. I suspect we are going to see insane numbers coming out of the semis / the sector. The hyperscalers are ALL increasing AI capex, and many are reaching profitability. That's why AMZN and MSFT jumped last week.\n\nMU & SNDK have forward pe's of like... 5. But there are years of commitments from the hyperscalers. That's far too low imo. The drop last month was a violent leverage unwinding, fundamentally everything is still solid. |
| What a day. Non reg up 48% thank you lord |
| half cash half calls \nit’s on my website |
| Bears lose again! |
| Nope. I kept trying to time the top with puts and got absolutely obliterated.-98% (16000) congrats to people that held their calls though. |
| QQQ up 3% today sheeeewh |
| korean mortgage loan officer just reported he can't sleep due to continuous calls..let the korean degens out for round2 |
| WOot woot |
| I have no clue what to do, so I am just watching in awe\n\n |
| Oof chipotle died |
| Goddamn, wanna jump but im scared it'll start crashing the moment I do 💀 ill probably see what it does after hours then jump in tomorrow |
| the fuck people still uses fb |
| Space X pumping 20% after con artist Elon mentions data center in space |
| *The Inception nooo gif* |
| Lol,\n\nat 8:30am SPX 7700c was worth 45$ \n\nnow its worth 4000$\n\nanyone make bank off that? |
| SpaceX 30% gain during after hours. Calling it now |
| Yeah, wyf |
| Just need another 2500% gain on top of the 240k and you’re all set |
| if wsb existed in 1930s germany, a lot of wsb regards would have voted for Austrian mustache man and bragged about him saving German economy due to him actively hiding 1930s germany shitty economic state with MEFO bills |
| BERS DISINTEGRATED |
| You make more from 1 trade than playing everyday if you buy calls on big red day |
| Aight! I’m stopping this pump! I’m going in ! lol |
| Walk those steps up to 85! |
| IT'S TOO MUCH WINNING, SIR. PLEASE, NO MORE. |
| Whats the take on AMD tonight? |
| I keep saying that and my ass keeps getting blown. Hoping for a EOD rug 🥲 |
| Bears, we thank you for your sacrifice. 🫡 |
| https://preview.redd.it/50uv3kht7ehh1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=93cb26a3776ee953e327e52770e6f71dc4bc2693\n\n |
| Thanks you will hit 100k with that 3.5k good luck! |
| when lol it just doesnt stop going up. Its insane |
| never bet against america , yeehaw |
| Just keep shifting your stop losses up. Always remember the :pepetrump: could say something at any minute and reverse the whole day. |
| Gotta diversify. 110k on spy. 110k on spy options. |
| asking the same question. Major FOMO today lol |
| holy fooking shit wtf is happening, i am not used to so much green |
| OPEN THE HORMUSSY NOW |
| 200th bear trap of the day |
| You think there's enough earnings today to hide the SPCX bullshiit report that's to come? |
| Ooooooooof |
| Is SPCX squeezing? |
| GLW did the thing lfg |
| This is fucking braindead man. What are we even doing here? |
| im just a bitch |
| Europoors watching Americans get rich while dying of heat exhaustion |
| Honestly, NVO. This dip is fucking stupid. |
| Switching to calls - I give up |
| Spy calls |
| Should've given it to me I would've got him to 500k much quicker |
| Bers BTFO |
| I know I’m gonna sound regarded but I’m feeling it’s SPCX calls. I know everyone is buying puts so the logical answer is calls |
| LOOL |
| Guess I’ll go long oil yet another time, almost free money until it isn’t |
| When you get the feeling of "this is actually f'ing crazy", it means the vanna squeeze took over, which it did today. Vanna wall is right above. |
| $320 now... Kill me |
| thoughts on $SPCX? |
| I would've made 10's of thousands if I put my remaining 2k into calls (I decided to be spiteful and buy puts) |
| I just bought puts. You're welcome. |
| I’m such a greedy bitch lol |
| What is worth buying right now? |
| of course, I know him |
| sold calls too early but i'm not even mad, just basking in the green glow |
| TOO MUCH WINNING MISTER PRESIDENT |
| forward guidance is for pussies |
| Orange man going to announce deal and withdrawal of all American forces and market going to pop another 2% before close. \n\n |
| :pika: :pika: :pika: :pika: :pika: :pika: :pika: :pika: |
| #Imagine betting against America LMAO🤌 |
| From one ber to another, you might be cooked buddy. |
| I am now…. |
| lmaooo can't make it up |
| #Days like today make me proud to be an American LMAO🤌 |
| Surely this won’t go tits up |
| This is the type of greed you read about in the Old Testament |
| I just want to be clear, you saying you made 2k$ to 240k$ in just a 5 days? |
| get in losers we are going from +2.43% to +8.55% in a few hours |
| WDC can't even pump as high as premarket |
| This war is another 20 year grift like Afghanistan and Iraq |
| :sorrow: |
| cause i said so |
| So many hedgies were short anticipating the Leopold low and now they’re covering. IMHO.\n\nCalls in the near term, puts in the far |
| You're the one claiming it's 100% a bubble, so the burden of proof is on you. They probably have their own projections, I don't know. As I said, I'm not here to shill for them. |
| It's gay as hell that the algos keep trying to dump software in the overnight markets because they think it's still a paired trade even though the hedge fund doing that got destroyed |
| Never happened. fukd bear |
| spy gonna keep rising? Or do i buy 760p so the green rocket continues? |
| Not top of mountain. It's just taking a break. |
| Police 👆right here |
| He calls for major attack AHs Friday, sleeps on it staring at his Robin Hoid app, then decides hed rather make a couple more million again so calls it off. What a clownshow. |
| Stfu you whiny bitch. Stop trying to predict or time the market. \n\n(I didn’t read anything but the title) |
| This nibba nvo is bringing along lly |
| fart |
| TESLA 330 THEN 350 MOOONNN 🏌️♂️🏌️♂️🏌️♂️🏌️♂️🏌️♂️🏌️♂️ |
| If yall think they will actually dump it after a pump like this yall are regarded. 90 percent of people have already claimed profit and it’s only going to keep going up |
| as a bear, can we have a slight pullback please? |
| Miss out on 10 grand, so far. Sold calls yesterday cause I didn't think this irrational shit would keep pumping .... Fml |
| HOW IS THE QQQ STILL GOING?? |
| Buying power was 48k |
| First red boys in an hour \n\n\nLets see how fucky MM are going to get |
| Whoever is from New Jersey - Tell your AG to stop being such a ghey ber |
| me irl\n\n |
| lol found leopolds account. You lost bro, take the L |
| Those people hurt themselves. |
| imagine the pop if mango actually ends this war |
| I did some research and bought 50 shares at $26.49. Why didn't I buy more? Still smiling and trying to figure out if it still is on the rise. Today was a good day. |
| ARE WE BACK YET BOYZZZZZ, WENDYZ SERVING TENDIEZZZ AGAIN |
| A trader who sets a stop loss is a trader who expects defeat. Let’s goooo nana 👏🏻 |
| CMG said I'll see your Cyclosporiasis and raise you a salmonella |
| _and when was the last time it did four days in a row?_ |
| IF TESLA BLOWS 330 WE WILL SEE 350 🏌️♂️🏌️♂️🏌️♂️🏌️♂️🏌️♂️🏌️♂️ |
| I'm gonna go get on the stripper pole for MMs now |
| And there’s still 3h to go lol |
| vix puts it is |
| Puts seem silly after this run but maybe is the move? |
| 'But I just took a shower 4 days ago.' |
| 😂🫵 |
| Im literally going to do the same thing again where I will be in such disbelief that I will be loading puts every follow-up day, but in reality nothing else matters and this shit is just going to zoom past ATHs again, unreal |
| you sound smart. sold 2k and bought 500 |
| SPCX better crash from earnings today. |
| Literally was about to buy 770’s yesterday and I didn’t would of turned 125 per contract into 2500 😭 |
| TESLA 330 NEXT |
| Euphoria & gamma squeeze in effect. |
| good shit |
| Implication? MMs will rather pump than hand out wins to put-holders? |
| holy shitballs |
| Selling those GOOGL calls I had 2 weeks ago is my biggest regret LMAO |
| Right? Go and get margin called with your bear daddy Burry OP |
| spy literally looks like a blowoff top. |
| Not when the earnings are inflecting. |
| IT NEEDS TO BE A NOTCH MORE FUNNY IN HERE LMAO |
| Spacex gets one green day |
| Yeesh what a rally. Need to take a deep breath, have a good weekend all |
| Reddit rocketing back to where it was pre-dip. I bet it cracks $200 within the week.\n\nMETA is the straight value too. I prefer my companies evil because of people don’t hate you then you’re not making enough money. |
| # Bers furiously refreshing their news feed for more doomer bullshit lmfaoo |
| Only wish I had more to invest initially… I was a part time waiter going to college back then |
| Dram 🚀 |
| Blow off my top, daddy! 🥵 |
| In Alberta actually |
| Don't expect a drop or a pop. Just trade intraday once direction is established. |
| SPY at ATH's? The sky was falling literally a week ago. insane. |
| Show us your wiener or you’re gay |
| All in spy puts |
| I wish I had the discipline to get out of bed and make plays like this |
| that sounds like lottery LOL |
| algos are in FOMO mode and dealers forgot to turn it off. |
| Deal. |
| Sold my $0.27 SPY $765C for $0.41 thinking I made a quick buck. Then I bought puts. Now my call is over $6 and my puts are worthless. |
| 500 before 800. |
| AMD either sends spy to 800 or it’s the next catalyst for a dump like AVGO |
| i got kind of scared tbh but im filled with biblical avarice |
| Good job babe \n\nI locked in rent for a couple of months lols |
| Holy shit, it's a regard that escaped the matrix |
| Nice dip bears LOL |
| as soon as it dumps, trump will tweet to make it pump again. Calls all day EZ |
| Same thing happened after April ceasefire bro. Just ride the momentum. |
| https://preview.redd.it/uq8bjzde7ehh1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9a9455ad6baef2a013c061fa95d6998a7e676a11 |
| NQ 30K ovn, I promise |
| \#BEARS MASS EXTINCTION EVENT |
| Last minute pump will bring SPY to 775 |
| Fat people talking about “victim weight” 🤣 lean is law gang |
| Go apply to Wendy’s retard |
| Spy at 771 is insane |
| Playing WULF calls for earnings |
| Bull runs over, i finally bought in |
| If it does that imma full port put at end of week and wait for it to print Monday (I have $900) |
| u/Curious_Joe2020 Are you based in Toronto by chance? I own a production company and we're launching a new show about stocks and investing talking with retail investors. \n\nPlease send me a DM, it'd be cool to connect and share more. |
| MU CALLS |
| August was the start of the bear hunting season. |
| This is kinda dumb |
| Who's buying $SPCX? |
| Imagine 777 REALLY COOL |
| Just be glad you caught a portion man, this shit don’t make sense |
| Pilot license? So you want to be poor? |
| What do you think devil's advocate means |
| NVDA |
| Citadel is insanely powerful lol |
| Why so bearish |
| We just went up an insane amount. A pullback is logical. _however_ |
| So, all I needed to do to retire was to buy calls at 9:30 the past two days and hold. I've missed a dozen generational moves this year so far and only hit on one. |
| Ah, looks like SPY 771 is the new support. |
| Spy all time highs.\nShort if you dare |
| But can you do it again? |
| BEARS!!!! |
| Untill one day |
| DIP!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| I'm probably selling before eod, i don't think I'll survive earnings |
| Lets pick a stock together and make some profit this evening |
| Date night just got upgraded, taking her "where strippers go to die". |
| Don’t be a pussy |
| idk... im debating it as well |
| I want to but I just knooooooowwwww the second I do it’ll reverse |
| SPY up 6% in less than a week |
| Anyone looking at MU calls? |
| Time to set some stop losses. |
| PAMP PAMP PAMP |
| \*OH MY GOD!! GENERATIONAL DIP ON THE 1 MIN!\* |
| so will it tank again is the question? i think it either will tomorrow or after earnings szn is done |
| anyone into tommorow puts what strike u on |
| This pump just paid off my entire 26k car 😂 |
| https://preview.redd.it/j98y1cp77ehh1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=44c4d49e10da00c701ce29537aa6870610f35ea2\n\n \nThis seems bullish I think |
| My pillow is made out of memory chips |
| i told you to buy the dip. |
| Mounting, compressing, the reality….who da fuck do u think u are. I know ure not getting laid |
| Literally had to keep scrolling with my mouse to find VWAP. Fucker is wayyyyy down there. |
| https://preview.redd.it/hl1l4qp87ehh1.jpeg?width=1206&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ee7130a0bcb694be26c2678a1ab4da01bb1d4bf3 |
| Can’t believe I only caught a third of this move😭 |
| :kek: :kek: :kek: :kek: :kek: :kek: :pika: :pika: :pika: :pika: :pika: |
| bought qqq puts, this has to be the top for the day, right? right? |
| Positions? How tf can you make quarter of a mill off $2k in one day? Thats wild |
| 👍 |
| Green good, red bad, mrvl like good so +15% |
| What are the chances SPY stays above 770? This has been one helluva start to the week. |
| Here’s you dip bers |
| **BanBet Won** — /u/ShindleSpear (1W - 1L, 50%)\n\n| Ticker | Entry → Target | Move | Time | Result |\n|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|\n| **RDDT** ▲ | $147.16 → $161.88 | +10.0% | 1d 3h | Won | |
| The tards here see the market up 3% and still want go all in fomo into calls |
| This is also somewhat fske news.\n\nIf it was relatively easy to make competitive, cheap models by only distillation then all the frontier companies would've made it on their own models to snuff out the smaller players since they have access to the real weights.\n\nIn actuality, there is a lot of Innova happening in smaller models to make them cheaper and better than the smaller models of the largest ai companies |
| i put all my wendys checks into buying more shares, im so smart |
| A friend of mine went from 900k to 1.7m to 3m to 2.1m to 1.2m to 500k \n\nIn the past 3 months. He is very sad. |
| Wait so the market has a moinshot whenever baldurs gate 3 has an update? |
| The market can stay irrational longer than you can stay solvent |
| here comes next leg up! |
| Ber, I look down on you like the stupid pleb you are. |
| Need AMD above $550 after earnings!!! |
| Puts at end of the day into tomorrow or stupid? |
| People are going to foolishly buy puts here by SPY will never be in the 760s again. Ever |
| The pullback was a joke! memory will be an issues for years to come. |
| I hope this guy gets f*cked |
| I sold some calls that were up 1100% and bought more otm that are up 500% insane lmao |
| Never short America 🦅 🇺🇸 |
| omg do you have more |
| lol OP has a 4 figure portfolio \n\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/lzjkr4t17ehh1.jpeg?width=1206&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a1092a6a0faf90f9137c1265ff8b4b9ddf4d82e0\n\n \nThe leaps I took profit on today is like 3x his total portfolio 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 |
| Calls on matte yellow paint jobs. |
| I’m still down 🥹🥹🥹 |
| half of WSB must be koreans at this point |
| Theres your dip to buy back in |
| Statistically 780-800 soon is approaching same sigma levels as dotcom. But it's a wide range from 800 = danger zone to 1000 = holy shit sell everything |
| Looking at the markets , one thing is forsure we will see back to back lower circuit! You cannot rig it for a longtime! People do realise at some point. |
| So the entire July sell off was just to force out Situational Awareness. Got it! Selling is for pussies from this day forth. Got it. 🗒️ |
| I said usually not always. |
| Don't you mean that's only as of right now you have a house? You never really left the casino and you know this or you wouldn't post here. You'll complete your pilot license when it all comes crashing down. |
| Fr |
| Bols, of course, will sensibly and quietly exit their positions now market is melting up again |
| do you know what timezones are? |
| I was cursed to walk up a hill for eternity, but it turns out that hill is green and its called VOO. |
| :chad: |
| Just realized sndk is still half the price from all time highs lmao |
| Only if you sell |
| What dip we are sitting at an ATH |
| Sold at 2000% profit it’s over 8000% now 😭 |
| hmmm... could it be... fundamentals? |
| to expand upon why, i cant predict the market will drop within the next week or so. As long as earnings are around i can see the market being irrational, \nBut once mid august comes around i see the selling pressure starting, i want to own puts at the entry i like, and be able to hold them till 45 dte when i see the bottom or near bottom hitting |
| NOTHING EVER HAPPENS, fake Iran deal in 2 days and SPY will go up 3% again |
| My 8/14 $755p aren't feeling too well boss |
| I'm debating a 750p YOLO\n\nAt some point the degens pumping SPY will take profits \n\nI'm betting on a post AMD crash\n\nEither that or SPY will be 800 eow |
| guys, i know it's not much, but 1 made my first million today |
| everyone’s a genius in a bull market but damn does it feel good to see green dildos on the port |
| lol 1 pt drop on ES - bears calling recession |
| SPCX ER today, and ASTS launch tonight. The IV on ASTS will probably crash tonight. \nDespite ASTS ER on Monday\n\nThoughts? |
| You look at memory stocks and would think the shortage is no biggie anymore and it will be solved pretty soon, reality is 10x times the exact opposite LOL. |
| HEY EVERYONE, LOOKS WHAT THIS GUY SAID |
| Ok |
| This is kinda scary |
| HPE csp's maybe freer money than PLTR calls |
| When was the last time SPY hit 2% daily? |
| Exactly. It's pretty safe anywhere under 1k, worth DCAing rn. I was in early but I have still been buying on this dip. Rock bottom fair value is probably around $1200. This is a company printing money and making excellent decisions. Once the chips act restrictions are lifted, they will be buying back stock like a mf (after 12/2026). That should be priced in, but as the last month shows, sentiment seems to dominate over everything, and massive buybacks are certainly not priced in under 1k. |
| Greatest company on earth was down 10% for no good reason post earnings. Nothing surprising about this giga pump |
| https://preview.redd.it/hlz3nk517ehh1.jpeg?width=1536&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9afe771437f4e379f995d3e5d872c991edb31a55\n\n |
| PUT premiums skyrocketing |
| Glad I FOMO’d missed out on like 1000000% gains by selling early but was able to make some of it up with late calls |
| I ain’t reading all that shit. \nI’m happy for you though \nOr sorry it happened |
| insane. buying slightly OTM vix calls for august 19th |
| Now for the drop |
| Shut the fuck up. You have nothing good to offer. |
| BUY THE DIP |
| Dude I'm still bag holding DNUTZ after I let you retards talk me into getting glazed worse than a 5 on one gangbang. |
| can't believe sold this run up so early again |
| Sounds like a platform for broke ass Canadians |
| IV baby |
| When in history has that worked |
| THIS RALLY LOOKS FAKE ... looks at holdings..... yup you're fucked. |
| Nice, still holding my 100 ipo shares though I fucked up a bit selling a $133c. Took the money I made from selling and rolled it to next week $138. I know short term it'll come back down but time to keep rolling for the next few weeks |
| Thanks! Diamond hands this one, semis bottomed for sure. AMD has their ER's today and SNDK tomorrow. I suspect beats from both (due to increasing capex from hyperscalers) AND hyperscalers are reaching profitability on their ai capex to boot... meaning the business is viable.\n\nThis semi cycle is different than previous ones (if it is a cycle). Previous ones have been driven by consumer devices / upgrades (think new xbox generation, new playstation, new phone, etc). This one is being driven by trillion dollar datacenters. After heavily using AI & paying hundreds of dollars per month - I want more. I don't think demand for AI is going to go down, anyone that figures it out cannot go back due to the insane productivity gains it unlocks.\n\nI'm having non-software friends double their income due to AI use... it's allowing them to work thru their projects that much quicker. In software I'm seeing over 10x since pre-ai these days (projects that used to take 6-9 months can be done in 6-8 weeks). That isn't going to change or slow down imo - hence my position. |
| Is this performance chasing by the fund managers caught offsides? Seems like it. |
| Puts for tomorrow or no? |
| Bought them yesterday. And they were way otm |
| I made 800$ on SPY 772 ODTE it would have been 20k if I waited a few more hours 😭 |
| The only reason I think this is running high is bc they know SPACEX is going to make this market dump so they are for it. This way the market doesnt dump too bad bc of SPACEX. |
| Just hedging |
| Post hotline for bers |
| insane. buying slightly OTM vix calls for august 19th\n |
| We're going back to serfdom, with landowners and inheritance determining the upper class just like it had been for all of history before a hundred fifty years ago ish and like it very well could be for the forseeable future too |
| It’s like a game of musical chairs but the record player is broken and never stops. \n\nBERS WILL NEVER FIND A SEAT LMAO |
| Ah okay. Nowhere close eh? |
| I speak for all of us here when I say "THANK YOU President Trump!" |
| best 2 days. I made up my july losses in two days 😭 |
| Leopold this guy |
| # IMAGINE NOT BECOMING INDEPENDENTLY WEALTHY IN 4 BUSINESS DAYS\n\n# BUYING CALLS IS LIKE PLAYING MEGA MILLIONS WITH A 70% CHANCE TO WIN THE JACKPOT |
| it's over, it's going to zero |
| bols wayyy too happy rn MM arent gonna like that |
| There is one explanation and only one : leverage. |
| 7700 is the mark. Be prepared for consolidation through October. Then sell the farm to buy as the rally to year end will melt faces |
| I saw shit like that happening yesterday too |
| Today seems like a no pull back kinda day |
| Bears deserved this |
| Congrats. \nWalk away if you have a problem |
| That's a good sign! |
| Epsteins final wish was "SPY 800" u think a friend like 🥭 wouldnt make that happen? |
| Grats! Now GTFO and don't become a meme!\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/q6l7l68x6ehh1.jpeg?width=225&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c7ea238f2e4159e18e1bcd076134f551ef404d7a |
| Imagine being a 🐻 LMAO |
| Line never go down |
| Yall think puts will print tomorrow? |
| Who turned the music off |
| volatility lol |
| #If you could take one investment advice from me, that's stay the fuck away from etrade. The shittiest platform ever. LMAO🤌 |
| And you wouldn't be on board with this? |
| Bers got obliterated from orbit |
| Everyone just stop. Have you considered eye ran? And whore moose? |
| the fucking money printer at the nyc fed reserve building. |
| Let's thank sleepy Joe for the dip last week |
| Too bad Reddit closed their free API now \nYou gotta pay |
| I give up. Buying calls. |
| Fries. Bag. Stfu. |
| Put premium up with spy now. Algo gonna rug |
| wtf the SPY puts I was looking at earlier got more expensive when the spy prices went up? |
| It was up massively last earning |
| Did trump say anything regarding war yet? |
| Sorry not in Toronto |
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| yeah ur not wrong, just gotta wait for the next one |
| #Etrade makes Robinhood look like Fidelity in comparison. Shittiest brokerage EVER. LMAO🤌 |
| you can if you have margin and then you remove borrowing limit. Try it. I’m a gentleman, not a farmer |
| You gonna short stocks like IREN and Fuelcell which have been completely destroyed the last few weeks? Yeah good luck man |
| okay now, in all seriousness—where is the money inflow coming from??? 🤯 |
| Nope, we saw it |
| # ALRIGHT BULLS GOT THEIR 3RD 10X GAINS OF THE WEEK\n\n# NOW BEARS CAN FIGHT OVER 10% |
| Bears scraping off the last remaining bits of their smegma to form a patty. They have to make it last 2 more days until the next paycheck. |
| Yes |
| Prolly take a couple weeks off 🫡 |
| Swell deez |
| All of em...I think |
| true.\n\nI just see a different chart, and i see more upside on the downside.\n\nI was long at the start of this rally btw. leveraged into NBIS and cashed out on 60% gains \nIm just bearish on the peak \n\n |
| Nah. It will continue to rise.\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/vyo5atns6ehh1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c1b3f1fe090fa33e1d3f38f7185deea4543a95c7\n\n |
| Hell yeah man now gtfo of here while you still can I don’t wanna see your loss porn post |
| holding until worthless then, full regard mode it is ty |
| chat in the daily thread app moving so fast no one will see that I'm gay |
| I think at this point all the bers should unite together and create a human blockade in the strait |
| Where is all this buying coming from. Korea? |
| Blame me I bought |
| Post the Lamborghini dealership hotline number |
| 0dte calls eod, last 30 mins prob moon |
| SPY 800 eow not a meme? |
| :money: :money: |
| It's okay to be a bear. But when you see the market winds going against you, just go with it and then buy more puts after things settle. We're so far past the point of explaining logic to the regards investing in this. |
| Uhh it just keeps melting higher |
| There is a reason this shit is pumping and the big boys already know why. Idk what they know but there is a reason they are letting this shit run this high for the past 4 days. |
| STOCKS. GO. UP. |
| ITS A SCIENTIFIC FACT ITS GOOD FOR THE MARKET TO RALLY. \n\n- BENJAMIN FRANKLIN |
| You would have recovered everything today, i aimed at 1% increase price call |
| Can someone tell me why marvell is up 15% today |
| goodluck! i'm a bear on the sidelines |
| Best day of 2026 🚀 |
| This graph right here honestly just shows how retarded 95% of retail investors are because unlike OP, I remember many people around the office talking like they were Gordon Gekko about how much it didn’t make sense to invest in Apple, Amazon, Google, etc. They’d all be damn near retired if they put even a quarter of their portfolios in those companies around that time instead of spending their free time hunting down who has a good lunch special. \n\nGood job OP. Wish I wasn’t a summer intern with no money to invest back then. |
| Forgot to photoshop the daily %? |
| Buy high sell low👍 |
| Do you think anyone who was deep on margin and lost 90% of their port last month will learn anything by today |
| About right |
| Oh I know today is far from normal lol, but wasn’t aware of gamma as such a strong driver of price ever (particularly with relation to IV). Thought it was always more of a suggestion in that so much money is “betting” above/below the strike, dealer positioning supporting/suppressing the move based on net GEX and flow. Thank you for the lesson 🙏 |
| 0dte calls or puts boys |
| too much momentum |
| Take 15k in profits and be happy about it |
| Me. Been so busy working I didn't buy in. |
| Gamma and dealer hedging is all |
| NET just hit 300, has been on a warpath lately |
| I think this is all my fault |
| Yeah i bought at 719 like four days ago |
| This is 🇺🇸 , no Kospi shit around here |
| Cope and seethe 😂 |
| why waste all this time just typing random bullshit. its just vibes now dude, nothing matters |
| Haha mango man is keeping the market hostage at this point! you like money or justice choose your poison |
| Officially depressed for selling my $750c for pennies |
| spy PUT premiums are swelling |
| went to lunch came back \nholy shit... \nhow many 🐻did ya'll sacrifice to make it rain this much 💰 |
| Bears forgot the most important rule: stocks only go up |
| not if you just break even! |
| PLTR up a slight 30% don't worry about it :money: :money: :money: |
| BOLS ARE RETARDED |
| I'm averaging 7.80 an hour so far this year on the 0dte \n\n\n\nbeating the federal minimum wage |
| My portfolio:\n\nYTD: -50% \nLast 2 days: +3,400%\n\nPerfectly healthy. |
| Red candles are now illegal \n\-Mango |
| from Wed 6pm. Insane. |
| We’re gonna win so much, you may even get tired of winning. And you’ll say, ‘Please, please. It’s too much winning. We can’t take it anymore, Mr. 🥭, it’s too much.’ And I’ll say, ‘No it isn’t. We have to keep winning. We have to win more!’ |
| Nice!!!!! Keep 95% of this and gamble the rest |
| Do it again and make 6M. LFG! |
| At the current rate 780 😭 i counted |
| Full porting QQQ 0dtes tomorrow $20 OTM so I can make 8000% gains |
| NOW IM IN THE SUITES AND IM EATIN CRAB MEATS |
| Paper handed calls ovn... those are up 30,000% ROFL |
| you and me both cal |
| SPX open interest shows this will 100% fall back around ~7720 by close. The call skew is to large for MMs to pay out. |
| Have you considered cashing out and just going to a non extradition country so you don't have to pay IRS? |
| *missiles start flying |
| https://www.instagram.com/reel/Dbk_n4iBRpd/ |
| So how close is too close to the sun? Any scientists in here? |
| Welp, guess I'll buy SPY calls now. This is never going to stop |
| Queen what happened? Were you short |
| “Could have been” will destroy you if you keep holding onto it, at least it did with my experience 😭 |
| You wouldn’t be able to withdrawal the money if the trade was today seems like a lie |
| No clue |
| Please dont tell me ur losing money today (bers exception ofc LMFAO) |
| I made what I lost with memory with some spy 0DTEs calls. lol |
| https://preview.redd.it/pei6g1xl6ehh1.jpeg?width=1197&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=37092b61206ec0ff8b09b71bc45ba9d644977330 |
| Put the fries in the bag and STFU. |
| If I had any brains I would liquidate today and reenter after midterms. I have no brains tho |
| https://preview.redd.it/36w5i5il6ehh1.jpeg?width=888&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5c3cfbf63f33a82cf0c6f04efed81700a0c28841 |
| BOLS ARE GOING TO GET RUGGED SO HARD |
| Please post your SPY entry and exit. Thanks |
| Citadel fucked all of you and is now reaping the fruits of their labour |
| casually watching spy move like 10 bucks while i sit on my hands, kinda painful |
| How did this even happen |
| Try sucking Elon off harder next time |
| they feasted last 2 weeks so some of them are probably in hibernation for the next time |
| HAH PAMP this sshiieet! |
| Up 20k today and 16k yesterday. Will I take profits this time, probably not |
| The worst part of a 1200% gain is the tax man needs his cut |
| I love how $UVXY has just held the whole time. Perfectly happy selling CCs til it spikes |
| If u put $10K into 770 SPY call yesterday, now u would have $1M\n\n |
| Week started yesterday and it’s up almost $100 dollars lol |
| lmao the canoe part was a nice touch |
| I'm mostly a bull but this right there is some retardum. No idea how it just keeps going up... this is making me a bit nervous so holding cash 👀 |
| Ohhhhhhh u rich rich |
| 760 spy puts 0dte, ya or nah? |
| Love the pump but seems weird |
| A whole civilization of ber died tonight. |
| thank you future bear |
| Spy on a generational run |
| Loaded the boat on puts here. Wish me luck |
| Hahaha awesome, nice work! You are the jokes I laugh at every morning watching CNBC! |
| AMD gonna tank the market for semis tonight.\n\nBuy sndk tomorrow before earnings |
| Yesterday the market was up - new all time highs. So today, we are due for a pull-back -- NOT!!! |
| SPY is almost up 6% from a week ago. |
| SPY 750 - There's no way it's going to keep pumping\n\nSPY 760 - There's no way it's going to keep pumping\n\nSPY 770 - There's no way it's going to keep pumping\n\nSPY 780 - Time to buy |
| I did, yes. Average home in my city starts at like over $1m |
| I legit have no more money and I’m not adding money. They can keep it 🤣 |
| Think Silver will go back up?? |
| WE WILL NEVER SEE A RED DAY AGAIN ! |
| wtf is a red candle? Spy never heard of it |
| I would of been up 4000% FUCK |
| Its in price discovery , so squeeze deez 😀 |
| Spy will never see $750 again |
| Claude write me an ai bot that scrapes wsb |
| Imagine not making money today. If you aren’t Bigly green then just stop whatever it is you are doing |
| Need Tesla up 5% tonight |
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| LOL rip to everyone who lost everything getting margin called |
| # Bers traveling to the strait of hermuff on their canoes just to make sure strait is actually open lmfaoooooooooooooooo |
| These are now worth $48,000 HOLY BLESSED $100 |
| :money: :money: :money: |
| Fuck the mods |
| I’m super greedy perma bull but this is officially insanity. \n\nLegitimately just printing unlimited money. |
| Feels like we have had a million once in a generation events this past year. All traders from the years 2025 to 2027 prolly gonna have a new age form of shellshock |
| the rug isn't even real |
| The lack of profit-taking is impressive |
| https://www.instagram.com/reel/Dbk_n4iBRpd/ |
| just sticking with my bias |
| Lockout rally |
| Wow, what's going on with Apple? |
| Money up is money up, lowkey this is gut wrenching to watch for me though. Losing my money sucks and all but watching the calls scream up burns. |
| Adding to PM on the dip because winners get added to |
| Can someone share that Joaquin Phoenix meme where he is opening the eyes of another person to GREEN CHART |
| I can’t believe I’m saying this, of all people, but are there any bears left? |
| # I'M THA OSIRIS OF THIS SHIT |
| Ok I see |
| I tried this once! |
| Earnings isn’t even over and it’s going ballistic. Imagine beat and raise across the board |
| This pump is nothing compared to tomorrow's |
| I guess he meant to use it for the downpayment |
| more.gif |
| Space X gonna pump today after reporting 5 billion loss and no guidance |
| Damn, sold too early again |
| So 777 end of day? Lmfao |
| Poor Leopold. As soon as he capitulated, they reversed the market 🥀 |
| Show profits or you’re just a bot playing devils advocate |
| Puts before close probably the smart thing to do |
| i wonder what they know!?\n\n |
| 10 mins ago: "can SPY hit 771"?\n\nnow: "can SPY hit 772"?\n\nits already halfway there LMAO |
| | Ticker | Target | Entry | Current | Move | Expires |\n|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|\n| **DELL** ▲ | $500.00 (above) | $425.10 | $476.16 | +17.6% | Aug 11, 11:09 PM |\n| **Record** | 3W - 1L | 75% | - | - | - | |
| SPY 800 friday this is so strong, even on shaky hormussy news it doesnt care. wish i didnt paper hand my 759 calls |
| going 75 dte $19 & 23 |
| Leopold punching the air after watching his assents pump again |
| No pullback just straight up |
| !banbet |
| This is the blow off top |
| You could've made 30k with 700 today if you bought calls at open and held. Don't be a pussy next time! |
| This rugpull is gonna be nasty |
| Same |
| A whole civilization of bears will die tonight, never to be brought back again. \n\nThank you for your attention to this matter. |
| I made so much. I'm putting 2k at 1% OTM calls and puts on SPX EOD today. Its gonna print no matter what I belive it |
| Anyone else buying Apple 340C for December? |
| The pump is diabolical 😭 |
| Guhs in korean |
| Wallstreet bots and algo just buying and buying |
| Me too homie, me too. And guess what? Doing it fucking again at close |
| Time to adjust your risk appetite it seems |
| Another 🅱️er is 🅱️arried |
| Ngl just set a stop and check back every like 15 minutes. |
| Sold 1 too ealry made 25$ and now one is up 100$ lol |
| You are still ignoring Google, the only profitable ai company. |
| wtf is happening bro |
| Closed out my spx 7800 calls. Gotten for like 30 bucks a pop and sold for $520 \n\nLmaoooo BERS |
| What in the AMIX is that |
| They only share the biggest movers from multiple positions |
| Yo |
| literally this, and all I had to do was not paperhand my PLTR QQQ and RDDT calls |
| Remember pullbacks? Those were crazy right? |
| Can't wait for the loss porn |
| didn't read. stfu and buy |
| Spy 1000 EOM |
| SPY hitting ATH’s and you’re shorting, do you enjoy setting money on fire or are you just regarded |
| That's the thing it won't go down anytime soon! You and others don't get it! This is the new market. It can't ever sustain downmovements and every time we see a meaner V. SO why would it go down? It physically cannot. |
| Nvm spy |
| When do take profit? Never! |
| Damn you’re serious aren’t you |
| I have no idea what you're talking about...\n\nEDIT: I mean I literally don't understand what any of that means. Don't mean to be snarky, just trying to understand where that revenue comes.\n\nThere's a reason why my savings are in traditional industry that produces and sells physical products or easy to understand services like accounting or transportation... |
| Was really looking at fcel puts. Any suggestions for strike and date? |
| 3% puke on Tuesday was not in my bingo |
| https://preview.redd.it/si4jbhu86ehh1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dc2f72851929ddef9bbbf33f238230c83306f142 |
| Congratulations sir |
| Yep |
| Spy got that regard strength |
| I'm tempted now.... |
| Congrats and fuck you |
| Nasdaq in full regard mode racing to ATH because…AI probably. \nLeopold 2, 3 and 4 currently in progress. |
| Don't remember the last time we got a good ol fashion blow off top. |
| I sold my soul to Claude and replaced my bed with memory chips |
| How's the calls going |
| Because you're poor |
| 1000% |
| All or nothing, scared money don’t make money. You’ll probably lose it all though tbf |
| $780 tomorrow? Calls only $30 right now. |
| sold early 🙁 |
| Space X and Amd gonna pump after earnings no matter what, it is scheduled |
| Spy to $800 Inshallah |
| bers sitting on a cock rn |
| Was almost the same for me in Denver. I moved back east solely because I'm lazy and like to sleep later |
| u/Jayu777 Are you based in Toronto by chance? I own a production company and we're launching a new show about stocks and investing talking with retail investors. \n\nPlease send me a DM, it'd be cool to connect and share more. |
| FOMO |
| what a desperate attempt to save the midterms 🤌 |
| Buy a house with 250k? Hahahahahaha must be American prices lucky |
| Holy fk it’s not stopping what’s going on |
| Nobody tell him |
| Oh God!! I just got out of spy calls and went with spcx puts... Yikes |
| Watching these calls go so high is honestly gut wrenching. I don't care for losing the 16k, but Watching these calls hurts. |
| Bers still got a secret weapon though\n\nSome one ask 🥭 about the files again. I'm sure he won't do anything stupid this time |
| lol |
| For fucks same MU, TIGHTEN UP!!! |
| Only way to be sure, lol |
| is it 775 yet? Too afraid to look |
| Stop fighting it bers. Just go with it |
| Market climbs the wall of worries.\n\nIf you just wait for the external news/macro to get better before you go long, you will miss the biggest rallies of every run. \n\nSame on the downside. Markets front run changing conditions almost always. |
| Spy 1000 by the end of the year |
| get ready for shrek |
| The bubble gets bigger…🫧🫧 |
| Take profits….keep some runners if you still want to gamble |
| Sold 80 770c this morning wayyy too early. Could’ve made 10k but THE GHEY BEARS GOT TO ME 😠😠 |
| Ain’t reading all that |
| Who can tell me $aapl what time reach 460 |
| Bears I prayed for this and your demise and it happened |
| I cant believe AI is profitable now |
| Omg?! 🤨 |
| Can’t wait to see Leopold on the next season of Squid Game |
| Jerry Sandisky illegally touching all your ports |
| everyones saying this is scary and confusing. we all know this is fake and will go back down soon. |
| u/paperhandsthedip better be posting some disgusting gain porn in the next few days on that 1 million full port SOXL from last week |
| And he's realizing the profit?? Get him outta here! He ain't regarded no mo'! |
| both,who knows |
| Monday bought SPY 757c for 0.16 sold for 0.44 closed 1.55\n\nMonday close bought SPY 764c for 0.12 and sold for 0.30 and currently 7.45\n\nTuesday bought SPY 770c for 0.03 and sold for 0.15 and currently 2.07\n\nif only I had bigger balls |
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| Never ever ever ever buy puts on a day like today. |
| Micron pretty much flat for the week |
| Why is it so hard to make 1000 USD, and then I see ppl posting 30k gains with a single bet of 700 USD |
| Bears were so busy sucking dick they were surprised cum came out of it |
| HahahahahahahAhH |
| mfw ber |
| SPCX longs actually printing? |
| This is the perfect time for the Joaquin Phoenix "GREEN" meme, unfortunately I can't find it. |
| Forward P/E is what matters. |
| Sooo 777 today right? |
| My portfolio has more than doubled, I'm scared of sudden regression but I'm holding for insane call gains |
| ## STOP STOP! He's already rich! |
| Just take the profit…. |
| i did do it 👀 |
| That’s exactly what they want you to think |
| put 20% of acc in puts |
| Trust me I’m watching the same shit but think about all the other possibilities where it chops or theta fucks and you lose |
| Now we just need to do this 4 times so I can be back at my avg in shares |
| Will bears ever get tired of trying to beat a rigged casino |
| just keep the line going up 🙂 nothing else matters |
| Right?? I am out for today |
| Wait i sold cc at 280, let them expire then it can go |
| holding my shorts |
| Ok this is some serious retardation and a little scary |
| I wonder how many millionaires were made today. Gotta be at least 12, right? |
| thanks very clear |
| Who’s got balls to buy puts today? |
| wheoever bought puts last week is toast |
| so now its just buy the rumour, buy the news |
| Life changing money! Wouldn’t be surprised if SPY reaches 775 today either |
| Dawg it’s 10am. If you’re just waking up that’s on u |
| my SPY $780 calls for tomorrow at .15 are now .30 |
| You know what. Go on. KEEP SHORTING. You are making it go higher LMAO |
| dang i really should have held those calls |
| So what happens between last week where market was falling down to now pumping to ATH in a week wtf |
| Some increased volume on AAPL but not much, shorts must be closing out after earnings and failing to go below 300? |
| Sad |
| They're bent over just like they like it |
| Something something AI bubble. Karma me please now |
| yes |
| Bers n u k e d from orbit |
| My guess is dollar devaluation plan is going forward and big money knows it |
| STILL A BER |
| 2nd hand Lambo? |
| You fn kidding me I won't be able to shop at the Mandami grocery store if I don't live there? I wanted to check it out. |
| https://preview.redd.it/pf9sj5yw5ehh1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d730c5188b565b315731b36b7ccd4e57fcbaf673 |
| I closed my CSPs Friday and I wish I hadn’t. I think it’s going up, but what do I know… |
| No Bers left standing 🤣🫰 |
| Could have been like 20racks 🙁 |
| stop typing shit like this |
| https://preview.redd.it/l399g83w5ehh1.jpeg?width=1180&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=006d9ad00d54e13a9d89a7819c928e74b1277e96\n\n |
| We were promised a retest of 700 last week. |
| Assuming you trying to meet margin? Why else |
| I FEEL NOTHING |
| Forgive me father for I have paper handed |
| Is it like a good feeling because the data points to positive fiscal developments.\n\nOr\n\nGood feeling because the market is at peak lunacy and why tf not |
| Honestly at this rate, probably |
| This is it. Remember, Treasury bought a ton of Yen, together with BOJ |
| Damn that’s a good way to decide randomly, thank you haha |
| I said I’m not rich, not that I am poor. I do have a house. Will pay debt and hopefully will get the pilot license. But thank you for your advice. That’s why I’ve withdrawn most of the money. I know I am that stupid |
| And this time I am quickly deleveraging!\n\nA lot in SAAS options and in June they popped, but they fell right back down before I sold! 😭\n\nFinally get to sell and still holding some of course |
| No way it keeps going… |
| That hasn't happened already?? |
| u/Scribble_Box Are you based in Toronto by chance? I own a production company and we're launching a new show about stocks and investing talking with retail investors. \n\nPlease send me a DM, it'd be cool to connect and share more. |
| Atp pltr puts is free money.🤔🤔🤔 |
| Scalped $1K this morning. See y'all tomorrow |
| Tune in for today’s episode of “Do Stonks Go Up?” |
| NVDA has such a regarded percentage of the indexes that it's a dead giveaway where shit is going. |
| I mean, there's like 6 companies who report earnings this week in the spy index. If they all were to beat and actually raise 3-5% that'd cause other companies in spy to raise too. Sentiment in general would pump.\n\nIt's possible, but it's unlikely. |
| Good idea unless you need it |
| Bro shut up |
| This isn’t even my final form |
| Make 6k today. I'm out. Time for Taco Tuesday. |
| 39.00 per now, 100 bucks to 12 thousand lol fuck me shouldve bought. \n\nu right, shoulda woulda coulda |
| Why would he do that when he can go all in and double or nothing? You can only lose 100% but you can gain infinity. |
| Oops 770C typo |
| LMAO |
| Full port your conviction it’s better to be wrong then to miss out |
| I farted |
| at around $32k |
| Spy 1000 |
| Ruh ro (but also nice for my contracts.) |
| Usually AMD dumps on earnings.\n\nBut this time might be different. Roll a dice, if you get a 5 hold anything else sell. |
| fuck being on the west coast. sleep through all the good shit. wake up here where it's dumb to buy puts or calls. |
| Does it matter? I service anyone with cold hard cash. |
| You’re doing it Peter |
| Damn |
| The administration are experts at pumping at this point. The formula is dumb, but it fucking works |
| Clown market |
| kind of day you could have retired but u dont have balls |
| bought a 300$ 1dte and now it’s worth 2000$. should i sell now or wait for tomorrow |
| calls or puts for tomorrow??? |
| Even as a super suuuuuuuuper ghey ber I’m DEEP into calls like my wife’s boyfriend is to her on a Tuesday afternoon |
| NVDA to $250 in three weeks. Hop on the train |
| I think you've just described margin borrowing lol |
| i can only imagine the way down\n\nactually, i cannot\n\nfucking lol |
| It’s because I full ported puts btw. You’re fucking welcome. |
| true. dont try DCA though wait n see, end of day or tmrw may be a better day. who knows |
| Spot UP vol UP |
| WOMP WOMP BEARS |
| Is this really stonks.\n\nReally showing some big dck energy. \nAMD show true calllers of bubble, please. \nAm I bear? No, i just want do dca. Lol |
| if we can help them gaslight us, by not sharing the truth, we can keep this going\n\nholy shit it's so simple |
| SPY calls 570x so far\n\nBuying 2dte calls on Friday is akin to hitting the lottery \n\n\nand I woke up late.\n\n\nEdit: actually 750x now |
| guyss |
| Might be the most retarded market in a decade |
| LOL TESLA |
| Holy shit this is insane |
| Hopefully, they just post it on here |
| Spy puts Friday or what? |
| The candles that aren't going straight up are the dips lmfao |
| LFG bro. This is what i love to see on here. |
| What happened to Oil 🐂? |
| Get out and miss out the remaining of those sweet gains 💀 |
| Rip gem |
| Of course I hold 0 positions on a day like today |
| Man bro I missed 2 generational moves lol |
| NVIDIA is KING \n\nAMD is QUEEN |
| So much resistance for DRAM at $55 |
| Lol how.much was it before this deposit |
| 8/21 |
| I must be color blind because all I see is green! 💚💚💚💚🤑 |
| Hold AMD calls through earnings or nah?? |
| ATM QQQ calls currently up 9,200% today. |
| He sure did, I caught the sound bite on NPR. |
| Have you seen what it did the last 7 days? |
| Very nice congrats |
| if u a bull lock im some profit this volume is low as shit i sense some gay shit going on |
| ANET has to be priced to perfection right now |
| Just want to say holy fucking shit. Ok back to work now. |
| How long can IWM hold 301? |
| Shocked to see an MRAM post here. Nice find, and I think we're on to something.\n\nI'm long as well. I think the tech + current trends are a huge tailwind for MRAM. \n\nAlso, they had that HUGE spike a few months ago to $40-$50. And what's insane is that they DIDN'T dilute at all.\n\nEarnings are tomorrow (Wednesday) after close. Look at NVEC's earnings (not the same business but somewhat the same obscure spintronics basket) for how well they reported. |
| SNP500 hitting $8k by end of the week at this rate |
| Sell 90 right now hold the other 10 til close |
| Profit is profit brother |
| Hmm. Tricky situation. What trades to get out of?\n\nI don't want to be Leopold Aschenbrenner...already up 1000% and holding hoping for another 1000% and go to zero. Will close but leave a couple of runners on the table. |
| This isn’t even the top lmao |
| YES NVDA RISE!! RISE FROM THE ASHES SHOW THEM THE BEHOMOTH YOU REALLY ARE |
| My 771 C odte gamble paid off! |
| Make it 1000, PE for ants now |
| Thank you! I needed it! Low of $124,000 to $395,000 and counting! |
| VIX spiking |
| HOW TF CAN YOU BE.DOWN ON PALANTIR CALLS LMFAO |
| https://preview.redd.it/uv1rkubi5ehh1.jpeg?width=1320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=125ab781b4d8544ddbd0ff7835a5a645a3b6d289\n\n \nStill holding some positions but so far 7k->90k |
| Added $2k cash into rh so I can pretend I caught some of this pump |
| AMD's P/E is 156 LMAO |
| Holy smokes |
| Go big or go home right🥲 I had a few +100% gains |
| No dip is kind of crazy |
| I'm aware, but I don't want the other 85%. |
| New ATH for the port, thx regards |
| It's buyin time |
| It's time to theta it now. |
| I ain’t a ber 😇 made my gains and got tf out |
| 900 spy end of week |
| Buying up all the moonshot cheap ass calls for August 21 |
| Get out |
| SPY 700c? ??? |
| Gotta stop getting your information from panicky redditors that want the market to go down simply because they hate trump. |
| WTF, and Im happy because I did 1000 |
| Just mechanically grinding up. All the stocks are up and down all over, but magically they all align so SPY just creeps slowly upward with no volatility at all. |
| you still got 30% more to buy DRAM |
| Imagine owning bag7 |
| this\n\nwhy would I sell DRAM at 60 if I didn't sell at 80 |
| I don’t know…. MM, institutions, hedgies, and whales will be positioning for AMD earnings…. I’m out in an hour. I’ve made enough today already |
| 3DTE Spy puts? Free money, right? No way these gains last. Mango will F it up |
| GOOGL is up from 313 to 375 in less than a week and ur still mad lol |
| Fighting urge to buy puts because I know it’s throwing money in a fire but I am such a gay bear 🐻 |
| The fact that I could buy SPY OTM calls 30 minutes ago, after a day like today, and still be up 70% is just insane |
| please someone tell Donald there is a horse in ever memory bar they sell. Like a very tiny small horse |
| # QQQ ISN'T EVEN AT ALL TIME HIGHS YET \n\n# THAT'S COMING THIS WEEK \n\n# SPY $800 BY FRIDAY CALLS ARE DIRT FUCKING CHEAP WITH VIX THIS LOW |
| This is when paying 100k for advanced insider presidential trading is worth it |
| Always enjoyed "mass" |
| Shiiii\* dirty |
| Straight up do not know what's going on |
| not used to the market being on ez mode #ptsd |
| Held PLTR calls overnight and now I’m down on the day. I deserve every bit of my poverty |
| my broker just deducted 12k taxes automatically after i sold calls. \n\nBUT WHEN I WAS DOWN 20K JUST A WEEK AGO THE GOVERMENT DIDNT HELP ME |
| Yup. I am less than 1% from ATH in my port. |
| Partnership with $MXL PR'd today. Earnings are tomorrow I believe. |
| you know DCA works in both directions rt |
| The math nerds (fibs) say SPY 775-780 is the golden pocket. Calls is free money until then. :money: |
| Burry funerql tomorrow |
| So this is how he bankrupted his casinos and marriages while giving patrons false hope. |
| TOUGH SHIT |
| I bought 100 SPY 700C at $0.01 yesterday. |
| Please put 220k in SPY. |
| Why Goog sitting there with its thumb up its ass while everything else pumps? |
| 7700 n i’ll cumm |
| True, but the puts at 755 could have been bought for like 760 for same price now 🫠 |
| Damn i thought there would be a pullback. Lost opportunities... oh well |
| Thanks mate |
| i'm imagining bers doubling down on their puts during yesterday's power hour\n\nonly to double their losses and triple down today |
| Not vertical enough. NVDA is not loved as much as it deserves, we still need a little ath and race to wathever the market feels it’s good |
| Straight up do not know whats going on |
| I'm gonna bust |
| Daaaaaaaaamn, well, enjoying this run up for sure. Someone knows something that's for sure lol |
| This is the complete annihilation of bear society |
| So do I full port AMD calls or puts |
| Is this the greatest two days in stock market history? |
| I promised myself I would sell my Sept SPX calls that I bought at the goddamned top on 6/02 if they ever broke even. Was down as much as 75% on Wednesday.\n\nAnd I did.\n\nWith VIX bigly green today with this pump, I don't want to risk a ruggie overnight.\n\nI'm out. |
| what the fuck is going on here |
| Which stock |
| crap happened to me but i only lost like 75% on a big rally day a week ago. Really a scam market, only nice knowing is it is not hard earned money. |
| What a nice little pump. Shame if some strange tweet would happen to it. |
| Tesser looks a bit juicy at these prices. |
| ֎ I Summon technical analysis with the Technical Analysis Rune ֎ |
| I would agree, but earnings has shifted the mindset |
| First time SPY hasn't set an ATH in like 5 minutes. |
| Low volume. Rug pull will be legendary. |
| Sold for $35k |
| Luck is a skill. Congrats you lucky sonuvabitch. |
| Partnership with $MXL PR'd today. Earnings are tomorrow I believe. |
| strait line up |
| We going to 900 SPY |
| Account almost back to ATH, from being down 300k to down 30k in the past 3 trading days. Feelsgoodman |
| This is a reverse rug pull |
| SPCX gunna go back to $200 at this rate |
| RVI is 15% Databricks |
| In other words “I lost all you’re money” |
| **BanBet Won** — /u/Purple_Bearkat (1W - 0L, 100%)\n\n| Ticker | Entry → Target | Move | Time | Result |\n|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|\n| **AAPL** ▲ | $303.37 → $310.00 | +2.2% | 21h 21m | Won | |
| yup. Join the club. |
| I honestly am going to kill myself after the last couple weeks. |
| If you dropped $1K on $720c QQQ today you’d be walking away with over $50K lmao |
| Iran has had "one last chance" 13 times |
| this has to royally fall |
| Dilution is the solution to our debt. |
| I got 85c for march next year when it was $72 and its still the same price as week later lol |
| I TRIED BUT MY BROKER DIDN'T LET ME I SHOULD SUE |
| Someone posted they turned 100 into 25k doing 1dte spy |
| FLMAO!! |
| Well boys, we can at least say we were there when SPY blew past ATH two days in a row for massive gains for all (except 🐻) |
| That overnight put I held wrecked me. Almost recovered now |
| If I was a bear I would be sooooooooo mad rn |
| https://preview.redd.it/iaxn8ra75ehh1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=730119c89da130703110becb8b75fd1c56ac0ab3\n\n |
| You mean down -0.5% followed by up 3%\n\nEvery, fucking, time. |
| One of the rippiest days of the year, immediately followed by one of the rippiest days of the year. |
| have |
| Too high to rug pull? |
| what are yall thinkin of space egg? |
| sanddick earnings gonna be fkn wild |
| Ouchie bears, keep buying puts I guess |
| same spy puts calling my name |
| u/Freddrake15 Are you based in Toronto by chance? I own a production company, launching a new show about stocks and investing talking with retail investors. \n\nPlease send me a DM, it'd be cool to connect and share more. |
| BERS CODE BLUE |
| #Etrade FUCKING SUCKS. They NEVER fill your bid orders, like ever. Shittiest brokerage ever. LMAO🤌 |
| Everybody OVA HERE \n\n\n\n\n\nTHIS GUY KNEW!\n\n |
| It's a joke, friend🤷♂️ |
| Manifesting RDDT $180 by eod |
| You dont call a “Fat person” fat. You call them “robust” |
| QQQ you did me dirty last week and now you won't go down 😩 |
| If it wasn't written in crayon and one gigantic rant I would believe you. |
| \> Not rich, mostly because i was a gambler my whole life -not the worst kind though- just a regard.\n\nSir, take profits and buy a fucking house with it please. Then you can no longer lose any - then go back to your degeneracy. Gotta keep some of that value safe. |