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| LoL why is it on a plate? |
| I’m not broke, I’m bagholding tremendous potential |
| Application wasn’t even fully processed before losing his life 😂 |
| I am so fcked going into 26. Can we just skip to 2027 maybe my stocks will be back in favor by then ? |
| Well we survived another year. It was intense, attacks from 5g, woke mind virus, aspirin giving us autism, and AI taking all our jobs. But we made it |
| Well Regarded fine Sir |
| Bro me too, feels like a crash for data centre stocks. Hopefully earnings brings them back. |
| Dastardly! I didn't know they got rid of it. |
| I definitely picked calls and was wrong |
| Margin up that $44 and buy, buy, buy |
| they don't bother with the consumer GPU anymore. |
| Those dumb cunts don't know their own ass hole from a hole in the ground... Though the men that support them know their ass holes pretty well. |
| Can u list them? And how do u know when to exit? |
| Market closed tomorrow dummies. |
| Forgive yourself man. Everyone makes mistakes. There are guys in their 60s with $50 in their bank account. |
| In 2026 we will all get rich trading options folks! |
| TLT's value is derived by the current interest rate. You would not be getting a 4% divvy from the Treasuries purchased over the past 10 years. You'd be getting maybe 2% if you DCA'd into them. Under 1% for a lot of them. |
| They’re already 3k and up right now. It’s not hard to believe that will keep creeping upward in 2026. I’ll happily keep my 7900xt for (probably) another 3 or 4 years. |
| bullish on 2026 black swan event |
| Yeah XSX already went up due to tarrifs, people aren't gonna be ready for the next price hike due to ram shortages. This console generation cycle probably just got extended another 5 years (and it's probably for the best) |
| According to Bloomberg he never actually said that one. |
| I don’t usually buy lotto tickets but when I do, I buy out of the money gold calls. |
| Last day to get some free bitcoin from RH |
| 2026 is gonna be bloody.\n\nMSTR puts. |
| Still gonna be cheaper than a PC because console makers sell for a loss |
| You can suck my dirty butthole if you think I’m paying a 2010 Honda civic for a fucking graphics card |
| How are amd prices? I swore them off but I need a new card |
| It’s coming, roughly 12 months out, keep the faith |
| This is a good trade imo. Will be 1000 in 2030 |
| YES |
| Thx dad |
| I'm definitely over leveraged 😟 |
| They stopped carrying it. Best sauce I used to get from the dumpster behind Wendy's. |
| Consoles also will be increasing prices due to RAM shortage |
| Looks like greed got the best of you, bro! |
| I’m going to lay on my couch in dirty underwear and watch football. |
| That’s the only way to get to 20M |
| Amen brother. I hate that NO ONE LEARNS THERE LESSON, not you, but 40% of everyone seeing this post is thinking “you did something wrong, I can do better” 99%+ of ALL SHORT TERM OPTION TRADERS LOSE MONEY, ITS LITERALLY INVENTED FOR THE STOCK HOLDERS, IF YOU ARE READING THIS, DO NOT BUY AN OPTION LESS THAN 3 MONTHS OUT PERIOD END OF STORY, BUY TQQ AND HOLD |
| You just need one big win to get back |
| Such an obvious planted bullshit rumor to drive fomo. |
| god has been a bad boy i'm gonna rap him |
| How is poverty a thing with idiots with money like this blowing it away |
| This gonna be a long drawed out bleed upwards till 2027 |
| The wsb 2026 portfolio will be down like 30% lol |
| Saw a OF girl saying other OF girls are retiring because of recession.\n\nChat are OF girls the new market signal? |
| GLD & SLV dildos laughing all high and mighty to the crypto bros who are seeing massive losses for 2025 all the while pegging each other with their golden or silver dildos. |
| idk if I'm up or down, switched brokers cause I wanted fractional shares |
| Consoles are going to make an insane comeback |
| WOWza |
| There are definitely multiple ways to attempt to help the issue, there's just not currently much will to do so. |
| Lmao yeaaaaaa my ass was thinking how can they keep going up, no modern day company has broken their valuation. Bought through 108-115 and was like yeah 145, stonks. Then I missed out on doubling and dcaing hard. |
| It was a fun year had it's ups and downs, but don't play with tech stocks next year and keep your portfolios safe. Happy new year!!! |
| Do you respond with, "Okay, mom!!" ? |
| #aww bby what’s wrong. Bring those big boys over here and I’ll make them feel better |
| +67% 2025.\n\nA repeat in 2026 would be great. |
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| liquidise everything. Maybe dabble in some short term calling and shorting of silver that will go down in a fuss probably if I'm feeling 🥰. that is if I don't win the lottery because I'm owed by god some fortune for giving pfand to a homeless person. |
| Loss amount:\n\nLess than 50k: Noob\n\n50k < regard <500k\n\nMore than 500k: Retard |
| Ahh, my initial purchase price was 1.30 so I’m still chilling. I’m planning on holding for the foreseeable future. It seems like we have some decent support at this level if you’re thinking about adding. Next year should be good when the plant is up and running |
| Cows, meet bols |
| #oh |
| Were the DEI traders working today LMAO |
| #youre not a mod you stupid 🅱️itch |
| January this year had a pretty tiny drop. |
| Holding long term lol 😂 |
| Burger King sells those right now, not Wendy's. |
| # u/OPINION_IS_UNPOPULAR, myself and the rest of the mod team want to wish everyone a happy new year 🎊 |
| Im approaching January with a bearish mindset |
| Shanghai Gold Exchange will remain closed this entire week. \n\nDa Asians won't save your precious metal calls till Jan 5th. |
| Shit, if I saw my $540k go to $80k, then up to $700k ~ $800k, it's gone, never mind 4 million. I would for sure feel irrational anger at leaving money on the table, but profit is profit. |
| 🤣 |
| Greedy fuck lmao |
| You could have retired you regard |
| Profit taking/ tax harvesting |
| Absofuckinglutely. 🚀 |
| Feeling like Cashflow, my balls hurt |
| Bra it’s like -11 here and freezing snow |
| I ordered extra tiger blood on my sno cone bro. |
| On Wealthsimple 11, On Questrade 6 |
| Tesla is 50% more likely to kill you than any other car. By far the worst EV and most expensive to boot |
| you’ll get em next year |
| Holding the line on my amzn calls |
| > We need to do a lot more to help small businesses compete against the mega-corporations.\n\nIn theory this is great, but anytime you give one group of businesses an advantage over others, the companies with massive budgets for lawyers and lobbyists will twist it to their advantage. See things like crop subsidies, which were intended to help small farmers, but are the lifeblood of major farming conglomerates.\n\nThe two best things that we could do are:\n\n1. Equal laws that are relatively simple. Complexities give advantages to big companies with lawyers on staff who can find loopholes because defending them in court still nets a savings for them.\n\n2. Enforcement budget should largely be allocated by income scale. In general, enforcement aimed at large companies would have much larger budgets than those aimed at smaller companies. Enforcement against small companies is low hanging fruit, so bureaucrats like to go after them to show they are being productive. |
| Irs should launch a retard tax |
| As bearish as people have turned on 26 it feels like a fake out dump and pump imo. |
| 300 pound welfare queens punching the air rn |
| Why did we send off Buffett by panic selling before market close?! |
| And diversify globally in case the dollar dies more. High dividend etf may also be decent. |
| I think you guys might be getting this whole tax loss harvesting thing wrong....\n\nSPY is up 16% on the year. Most people (besides you retards) have unrealized gains, not losses. If anything, people are resisting selling right now, so that they can push those realized gains into next year.\n\nIn other words, in recent history, the market has dropped at the beginning of the year that follows a successful year (2021, 2023, 2024).\n\nNow, for the important part... Do you want ketchup or fry sauce for those fries? |
| Happy new years to all the bulls out there |
| Kekw ONLY ONE? |
| So.... Friday then? |
| damn, ai might actually be getting better |
| Besides losing 72% of my port today, Best Buy issued a refund on a tv I’ve been fighting with them about since October so I’ll count that as a win |
| How u make 61% without gambling? |
| I’m up 103% |
| Me watching YouTube videos |
| Probably. |
| Can't say anything to chatgpt without it scolding me |
| Man i was so paralyzed and confused the last hour\n\nCouldn’t figure out calls or puts |
| What about all time? |
| Sell the news event. |
| well stay away from options if you dont know what you are doing. |
| Where the f…k is the Santa rally I was promised? |
| First true known regard |
| Up 102% YTD |
| It's only essentially the same if you sell early. If you don't, then it's different (because tlt has no maturity, since its value is derived from buying and selling). |
| Let's take a look at my stock portfolio. Hmm, Confederated Slave Holdings, how's that doing?\n\nIt's ... steady. |
| Or a larger correction. Holding cash for now. |
| You made enough money for hookers and blow for a long time and you lost it trying to get more?\n\nYou belong here |
| Now you tell me! |
| Bitcoin |
| Last year I met to go over my forms and he literally said “oh you had some nice gains this year…sorry never mind that’s a different client” lmao |
| Mine is the other direction. 😪 |
| Damn SPY and the Q’s ending red sounds like trouble for 2026. I guess giving frostys behind Wendy’s is back on the menu |
| I’m thinking yolo on silver Friday? |
| Gambling account YTD: +7.42%\n\nRoth account YTD: +61.72% \n\nCheers to a good trading year. 30 more of these until retirement. 🥂 |
| Looking at you automod! |
| You beat me by 200K. |
| Couple that with dollar losing ground….. |
| The futures market opens 5PM tomorrow. Regards |
| Hood gift tonight allows you to reverse one trade from 2025 |
| 🤣 |
| It’s like gambling.\n\nInstead of throwing $5 that “the next team will score a touchdown” you’re “betting” that a particular stock will either rise or fall throughout the trading day.\n\nThis can lead to significant losses, and superb profits. Just like sports betting, OP is saying to not put all of your rent money on the line. Only put up what you can afford to lose. |
| Surprised to finally see IWM mentioned around here. Cheap contracts that can pay well |
| How many stocks do u have RN? If u bought every one of them, it must be alot.. and how do u know when to exit? |
| how do you know this? |
| Ima take NVDA CALLS let’s see |
| Ask ChatGPT about your strategies. If you’re selling options then you likely also want to buy some to limit your losses |
| How much were you making at Amazon? |
| Cash gang until market picks a direction |
| I’m sure most of your comments are for shitposting 🙂 |
| Stocks only 16%, including options 1.2% ytd. I belong here |
| You can be my anime body pillow anytime 🤩 |
| Fast money is the only show on cnbc that I like to watch. Always have a dual view to the market. |
| It's like crack to banks. |
| I've always liked how the Wendy's logo sorta subliminally says "Mom". |
| nothing felt right the last few days. didnt want to close anything just for the heck of it. chatgpt says ill get a nice little tax return this year though. |
| well at least you’re still here I guess |
| Raining all week in LA, and people say they move here for the weather 😒 |
| Newt controlled the purse strings in 1997: AKA the year everyone pines for. |
| As the year comes to an end, it’s hard not to feel deeply reflective. There’s been a lot of grief, but also many moments of joy and through it all here I still am. As are you. Wishing us all an incredible and bullish 2026 🔥📈 |
| Yeah I hate it when people with money do money things at the money place |
| Jesus Christ, the things I could do with $500,000 and some of you people just act like it’s chump change. |
| Plenty of times. You’ll be fine. |
| Why wouldn't they? All you have to do is gift 🥭 a gold bar or something, or compliment him publicly. I'm not even joking. |
| #OH MY LORD |
| Knowing my luck i would time the bottom perfectly anyway. |
| Bro wants unlimited gains every day 💀 |
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| Dang it’s suck. Hopefully 2026 treats you better. |
| !banbet ONDS 11.5 30d |
| I remember when Wendy's used to have a buffet. Now it can have one again! |
| This guy is a living super hero! |
| I guess the market isn’t confident PayPal will get approved for the banking license |
| OK, youtube, I'll watch another Andre The Giant video... |
| Tried to end the year break even and lost an additional 7k. Guess I get another 8 years of tax write offs 🥲 |
| You know this is regarded because of those poet calls |
| A quarter of this century has passed. |
| Best CRML and GRRR. Worst SMCI, which will return about 250% in 2026! Above all, won’t be paying a dime in taxes by creating losses to balance gains |
| data centers been drilling me a new ass hole |
| Show us your buy/sell orders that got you to the point |
| The oracle of Wendys... Gyatt Dayum what happend bro. 🙁 |
| Usually that kinda stuff makes their stock go up. |
| https://preview.redd.it/srcp471y5mag1.jpeg?width=1078&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7dce799ec15488ddda876ee88e0dd9bf402676c4\n\nBut I'm not sure how long it will last... |
| Damn I had to buy calls today |
| I’ve got 30k in snap. May the lord blesseth us with a quarter where the CEO doesn’t act like a majestic regard. |
| 97 sailing lads |
| I don't know, WSB users are retarded enough to believe that. |
| That’s a lot ! |
| I think OP’s main position was FDAU\n\nFace down, ass up |
| I would have stopped at 2M or 1M or 500k lol. No way I would have gone to even 4M |
| New year, new ATHs 😉 |
| Bro..... have me cracking up over here!!! |
| Nah that's a 1-2 day spike max. |
| Nice momentum |
| A $0 revenue de-spac company that is inflated and pumped.\n\n\nYeah, it is going back down to 10 dollars after the pump and dump. |
| Market is definitely cooked. \n\nWe can all stop pretending now. |
| Spent the last hour DCAing SPY $700c 1/16 |
| I don’t know boys\n\nIf I am going to the moon 🌙, I hope to fly on a 🚀\n\nHere, people plan on going to the moon on Hertz, MU, and some shitty weed companies…. 🤷♂️ |
| You're talking about the ETF not the underlying bonds themselves those would have returned whatever the interest rate was they were purchased for. The ETF is more of a speculative play on rate volatility. |
| Foreign sovereign debt is as safe and has a better return. Gold is safer. |
| The stocks that are the most mentioned or had an interesting DD, I would then do my own research on it before investing. For example Palantir, SOFI, Kraken Robotics and robinhood I would have not gotten into had it not been WSB putting them onto my radar. |
| Said to be a Kobe beef economy but port lookin’ like fake meat. |
| Shit should have bought put today |
| Imagine how well the market would of done with out dumbass🥭, spy prob would of been at 800 |
| Cash account will allow that under 25K 😉 |
| Silver found the floor so it might skyrocket |
| Stocks that made great returns! GRRR, CRML, were probably the two best bought low and sold high. Biggest bad bet was SMCI which will\nHave a great 2026 with a 250% from the low! |
| Damn guessing the historical underperformance 12 months before midterm election started november 1st. |
| 2025 might have been my personal 2020 |
| If futes stay below 6880 by Friday close, it’s cooked gang. |
| Sell more contracts then. |
| lol i love how WSB's current front page is loaded with loss porn |
| I can’t wait to have $25K in my Roth so I can day trade tax free |
| When you go to the bar and your buddy has 25 beers that's a problem. Having fun with stocks is one thing, ruining your life is another. |
| Peeps who know what is coming.\n\nBe afraid |
| Highly likely cuz today was tax write offs day most likely and this will rise on low vol like a mutha and fk over poot holders , imo |
| Market been shit ever since 🥭 crashed it in October |
| What were your major trades? |
| It's essentially the same thing. The expense ratio of that ETF is 0.15%. If you needed to sell any of the treasuries purchased before maturity, it reflects what you would get for them. |
| Any strat is better than 0DTE which is just pure gambling + hopium |
| Well not the best year finished at 68% from a high of 224% mid year high. Let’s hope next year I see a 400_500% return! |
| The day before inauguration 🥭 shilled a crypto coin named after himself AND one for his wife, and then the richest autist in the world did a totally normal give me attention thank you salute, what did you expect |
| How did WSB help u in this? |
| "tax strategy" --- now I know what I can tell my wife. Appreciate you. |
| Those spx puts today were like crack kept buying and selling them making 100$ each |
| God is gay |
| Big boys still on their yatchs but ran out of coke to snort off their hookers so they had to sell more stocks to pay for the next round of coke. None of that tax loss harvesting stuff. |
| He could just give them more money, there's a form to do it and everything. The reason he wants higher corporate taxes is to further entrench his businesses. He basically wants to kick the ladder out from under him so no one can possibly afford to compete and has disguised it as altruism because neolibs are idiots and will literally believe anything someone with a soft NPR voice peddles them. |
| Rolling 100 contracts of $PLTR $175 puts into expiration on Friday. 🙏 |
| ONDS on the board. Watch for it to dump like crazy next week 😂 |
| [LEHT IT RIIDEE](https://youtube.com/shorts/VYXAND8enUo?si=bI5tk5nhVuWy4xKC) |
| Where is that OKLO pipe dream I was hearing about all day? LOL |
| Greed |
| He never intended to leave. Soldiers only live on battlefield |
| Market thinks this was good year LMAO 🤣 \n\n\n\n\nThe S&P 500's annual performance for the last two years was a gain of 23% in 2024 and a rally of 24% in 2023. Both of these were double-digit gains, continuing a three-year streak that ended with a 16% gain in 2025. \n\n\nFuking losers 😂 |
| You still have one more Christmas mystery gift in the top right of your app screen. Look forward to your $2.17 you got coming from Uncle Vlad. |
| You’re saying this in Wall Street Bets, of all places. Gambling addict is in the name. |
| In German we say "Rachehebel" - Revenge lever. \n\nHowever, he missed pulling the trigger on that too. |
| I still remember the first US stock I bought was first republic bank during April 2023 worth 8k usd. That shit went bankrupt in a month and bought by Jpm. Fking Jpm did nothing for share holders. I don't know why I didn't cried that day. |
| “sir, here’s a box for your poker chips to carry them up to the cashier.”\n\n“I shan’t be needing that, thank you.” |
| It's ok if you lost a lot in 2025\n\n2026 is your year to lose less |
| Because you touched yourself last night |
| The opposite of fraud. |
| Nice account number, buddy |
| "If you knew what you knew now you wouldn't do that before because you knew what you knew now because you know what you could have known but you didn't but you could have" |
| Everyone saw the dead cat bounces thinking they would at least break even only for the dip going deeper |
| Fr I get the feeling it’s fake |
| Remindme! - 1 year |
| You should have taken that profit. You have only yourself to blame. |
| why did the market go down today? |
| I got burned a couple of years ago and have been doing decent (38%) the last two years swing trading leaps and occasional put on something I think is going to tank 🤷🏻♂️meh but I don’t have a massive hole anymore. I also started following traders that do over 30% trading a shares of small and mid caps they heavily research. But there’s nothing like quadrupling your money in less than 48 hours… |
| The guy yesterday crying about losing 90K.\n\nThis....you could of been this guy! 4.3 Million to ZERO |
| Keep it in the wallet to glance at during a tough Wendy's shift tbh |
| I've been there and done that. Obviously not to this extent. But sports gambling. There is no end game. Like a dog chasing a car. No magic number.\n\nHe was bound to lose everything because there was no plan in place. \n\nWhen I finally realized there would be no win big enough to make me stop (except 10 million but let's be real), I finally "got it". Hopefully he will now too. |
| Can 🥭 allow Nvidia’s blackwell chips to Gyna pls? I have tons of calls on ts |
| Yeah, but not by holding onto them. |
| "total return" |
| Will I be gambling on futures tn to get even or get even worse? Yes. Yes, I will. |
| It's a different ETF. You are fine. |
| Buying silver at the top before eoy. I’m fk |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/maestrojpeg made a bet that NVDA would go to 220.0 within **1 month** when it was 176.709 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 0 wins and 1 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| Sauced up already eh? |
| Hertz to the moon 🌙 🚀 +120% baby lesgoo |
| I would not be surprised to see it there by mid year. That's only a 12% drop. |
| Tlt is an etf, it's not the same as buying treasuries. |
| There is really no need for institutions (who are majorly the ones that move the market) to buy something After Hours when liquidity is super low. Their cost basis would get inflated unnecessarily. Especially with the new year, no one is gonna be trading this evening. Everyone will just resume their trading on Friday. |
| Tslz? |
| $4.3M unbelievable 😍. Buddy you will definitely reach millions. Never give up |
| Ok now this is the hands down worst I have ever seen on here. You have to pay taxes I assume on those 4 million and on top of that you lost 500k like nothing. Is it fake? I lost 90% of my savings which were 20k and I wanna kms. Hope you are a strong guy |
| What about 500 |
| You only live once |
| Newsis: Nvidia and AMD to significantly increase GPU prices starting next month. Describes RTX 5090 increasing from $2000 to $5000 |
| That 4% dividend tho |
| we fucking dumping boyz. spy $600 is not a meme |
| Liquidity tight and credit can't be looser without creating a downward spiral. |
| But 🥭🤡 love child’s. |
| You and Uncle Rico... |
| A lot of silver dealers just got blown out on their inventory. It all got bought |
| 58% gain on the year. \n\nDecember killed me though. Would have been close to 70%.\n\n64% win rate. |
| I wish I had never learned about stop losses. Like I get it, but honestly I’d rather just hold the hope for longer rather than save a couple thousand by giving up on the lotto ticket early |
| I can't imagine being so stupid you make 4m and don't get out right away. |
| Not yet. He has a 200k job and presumably people around him that care for him. It can get a lot worse. He will lose those things if he keeps pissing away all his money like it's water, though. |
| They have satisfied their needs for this year...next year we are moving up another 15%. 🤣 |
| Fuck you |
| What the fuck mangoo |
| Probably go down into a correction... |
| It was not in fact green |
| I'm the same as you,based on the VIX, I predicted that the SPX would close above 6850 today, so I opened a sell 6850 put and a buy 6845 put. I invested all my capital, and as a result, the game was over on the first day of the new year. I'm so frustrated; maybe INFPs aren't suited for trading. I want to tell my friends not to make the same mistake I did by gambling on 0dte options. It won't make you rich; it will only wipe out your savings, and then you'll have to keep working for your boss. |
| Santa really doesn't like pedos or the people that elect them. |
| Fucking gottem |
| Fuk yeah |
| Fuk yeah and mostly every mag 7 only made a few bucks or loss...go figure |
| Fullport calls at ATH. |
| There are 359 days until Christmas. Take your lights down |
| New word today "avarice" now to use it in the wild. maybe with some hubris.. |
| National guards withdrawal.. callssss |
| My money doesn't need me anymore. It made more than I did last year. I am now the slacker in this relationship. |
| our dear leaders work tirelessly around the clock to make all of those things happen. for ungrateful peons like us to question their efforts is an insult to their dignity. we ought to be ashamed of ourselves. |
| Shit faced with his Canadian loses |
| World wide war? |
| Brother I don’t think he’s on the road anymore, he’s reached that destination |
| Tax harvesting |
| https://preview.redd.it/utb6dj5y3mag1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=38fb3e2af81abb5b38febd6b36dffae7bb8d2cf4 |
| So you do get a tax right off. |
| Do you understand how voting systems work? |
| The 10 year total return on TLT is 0%. Who the fuck is buying treasuries with that sort of return? |
| Tired of black swan events happening in february. |
| Happy new years you twerps! I'm of the USA in DOHA layover to Bangkok tonight.. See y'all next year. U losers |
| I have a feeling this is only the start of scam market 2.0. Whrerver spy goes tomorrow is where everyone loses lol |
| Will rip back next week like it has been doing lately. Every dip gets bought back. |
| Back in 2000 I began thinking about retiring. Lost 99% of the money I had built over the course of 20 years when the .com bubble burst. Never gave up and now I live well off dividends. |
| Same |
| I dont understand options |
| Where is Sir William S Bearhunter? |
| Maybe id quit at 3.9 million |
| Can we share? |
| No |
| that's too much for that pussay |
| why it was a red day: we’re in the naughty list |
| Happy new years you twerps! \nI'm of the USA in DOHA layover to Bangkok tonight.. See y'all next year. U losers. |
| He was never leaving with it... |
| ARE YOU NOT LIBERATED? |
| Calls or puts?? |
| I spent $30,000 at Larry Flint’s Hustler Club in Las Vegas. My friend and I were overserved and over compensated by 6 dancers in the VIP lounge 👯. You live and learn. |
| Anyone here actually make a comeback from huge losses? Asking for a friend….. |
| Why did we dump today |
| I bought them at $64. See what happens with china |
| new year, new brokerage account 😂 |
| I don’t know where that karma has been 😒 |
| All my buys went thru yikes |
| I got an anime body pillow to kiss tonight 🙂 |
| Uhhh silver |
| It's on SLV |
| No 😔 |
| I don't "get" the post. Re-group, take a different approach. |
| Just saw a fight between two juice heads on UFC from back in the day. They barely did anything and they could barely stay standing after like 4 minutes. Wow what a bunch of idiots. |
| *realize and cash out your gains* |
| No. |
| Please can the volume come back now |
| BRO good luck next year. Dont gamble. |
| Which one of you bought SLV calls at the top? |
| YTD: +$3823.88\n\nMy all-time chart goes to another school. |
| No, I don’t think I will. |
| ESPN comment section was amazing years ago |
| Buy Berkshire all 2026 |
| My head hurts, I feel retarded |
| im guessing anyone who bought SPY calls for Friday didnt check the open interest? lol ill be inpressed if we open over -0.5% |
| Sold tslq to harvest some tax loss, will I get hit with wash sale if I buy a similar inverse etf? |
| Is it too much to ask for three circuit breakers, one invasion and WWW3? |
| Bummer. I have a double-hand full of losers that did similar, all small in comparison to your experience. I set them aside and re-did my thinking and scope. I have done well, even dragging the dogs. A couple 'popped' and made me smile. \n\nStep back, it's a new year:) |
| The taxes are most likely higher than that as you’re not including state taxes. There might also be a millionaire tax as well where if you make more than a million in one year there’s an additional tax on top of your normal taxes |
| Futes FUTING |
| Lol in JPOW we trust.. QE they said. 🩸🩸 capitulation Friday 🐻🐻 gang. |
| Are there any subs that are like the old WSB |
| LOL ok this is awesome. post it to r/silverbugs if you haven't yet 🙂 |
| Right. And I probably would never get to that point in the first place because I'm not willing to gamble like that lol |
| We're not bouncing on Friday... |
| What do you mean? |
| I been there. We all have. Bet big.. lose big. I don’t have the stomach for it anymore. So I just slow and steady build positions. I sleep a lot better |
| Egyptian Mau |
| Happy new year. See you Friday. |
| Tf are you on about. It was straight down. Theta days are flat. |
| Your mom is $670 |
| That's Trump~~Smiths~~onian 😤 |
| Could see 666 if 681 doesn’t hold |
| This chart literally shows SPY at ATH 🤦♂️ |
| Preferred. |
| Congrats and Happy New Year!! May 2026 be even better for us all 🙏 🎉 🥂 |
| 3 years of salary * $0 = $0 |
| Is this real? |
| Should tell you something about my pedantry. |
| For the love of god if we don’t bounce Friday my port will commit seppuku |
| Indĩ |
| Hope these spy calls come through |
| Well, my portfolio has been pure shit since October, but I still managed to beat the broad index funds this year. |
| RSI is not real |
| The ballsack is evermoving. You ever look at it between your legs while shitting too?\n\nAlso pro tip shave your balls while you’re hard they tighten for an EZ shave |
| Can’t really win large\n\nKeep dying of infinite cuts\n\nWhat a pussy I am |
| Smart, it will |
| If you did it once, what prevents you from doing it again!!! You can turn another $500 to 1m. |
| SPY $670 on Friday |
| My pedant is actually really big |
| Holly sarcasm |
| Same... same |
| $IWM rsi is sold off like a mf, expecting a bounce Friday or Monday |
| So we’re just doing the whole market in the first and last minute now huh |
| Wait your turn |
| Market manipulation bro |
| Uh... they are both correct. Trust me. I'm a bigger pedant than you. |
| Teach me Sensei |
| *This muthafucka done fucked up everythang*\n\n*Everythang?*\n\n*Every thang* |
| https://preview.redd.it/oihb0dj62mag1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2761219816d44742aa46c5ec8fda758a1c905e2f |
| Sell it for tax loss harvesting |
| ***You*** stay way from options |
| But he completely let go the $1 trillion worth of PPP loan fraud before he left office last time? |
| I have dabbled in prediction markets because I'm a lite degen and my conclusion was that they are fraudulent as all hell.\n\nTrump will give a speech to congress and people are flooding the market before the broadcast even reaches the public\n\nWhoever that doll looking fucker that runs chat gpt once literally ran down a laundry list of key words that were heavily stacked.\n\nThe weather markets are by far the most fraudulent, people install receivers to listen to atf weather announcements and use university resources to get exclusive data.\n\nIt's total madness. Prediction markets are worse than a roulette wheel.\n\nOr maybe I'm just a terrible gambler. |
| Happy New Year, 31. I hope this coming year is better for you. |
| Pretty much |
| Clean beautiful coal? |
| I believe this is what the kids call “a joke” |
| He said what he said |
| More like Santa r@p3y |
| Fell asleep? |
| Wtf do you do that you make $200k/year |
| When was the spike? |
| My doc says I should strive to exercise more in the new year\n\nMe: Bitch, I have been holding and lifting heavy bags 💼 all year 😤 |
| make u feel like t-1000 |
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| Can’t wait, although I think they wait til next week. Friday pump I buy poot |
| I want you to know that it’s all your fault I’m not a billionaire. I have nothing to do with it. |
| you will be getting coal 🎅 |
| Mind you this is all because of something that happened 4 years ago and is being recycled in the news cycle for some reason LOL |
| I have 683C expiring Friday. Will print |
| Well shit, I thought I was the only one seeing that 💀 |
| I'm leaving my karma to u/cashflow_\n\nand my comment history to the Smithsonian |
| one is not better than the other . it's about their ratio to one another. Ask Chat gtp to give you a chart and explain "Gold/silver ratio" . That will give you clear vision for your play |
| I’m thinking AVGO is a good buy around the 340 price point to hopefully make it up to 400+ this coming year |
| Indices |
| QQQ shaboiyaoing between 600 and 630 legit nothing else |
| Happened to me this year too :/ |
| It's a bloodbath. |
| I see you plan on starting the new year by going full retard. |
| I see so many people lose money on options but I barely understand what they are. The calls and puts screen just makes my mind blue screen. I don't know how to either make money or lose money. So I'm just not gonna touch it |
| Silver bears indeed got paid today. Can’t wait for the next pop |
| The worst part is all he learned is that he can turn 80k into 4million. Poor bastard is going to chase this loss to the grave at the expense of his future, family, and fortune. I wish him luck |
| International stock indexes from Mexio to Brazil to South Korea crushed the US markets this year. Are we great again? |
| Do you even understand how inflation works? This thing ain’t going nowhere but up… |
| The chart similarities to December 2021 are so uncanny |
| Nope..making $$ has just begun! If you don’t sell you don’t lose 🥳HNY |
| I might be the only person who made money on TTD and lost it on RKLB this year |
| Fire Santa right now |
| Buying 10k worth of meta in my tfsa for Jan 2. After that, not sure what else I wanna play for the year. |
| Ladies and gentlemen I am officially entering the new years drunk , thank you for your attention to this matter |
| Nope, same ones |
| Congrats 🎊 |
| Santa rally for me, not for thee |
| PUTS on BRK.B |
| I really might need to spend the night at the Wendy’s dumpster to recoup from another year of option trading |
| I was off by a few hours but that dip below $64 did happen. Cashed out my ZSL. Good luck |
| With what money though.. probably Wendy's first. |
| https://preview.redd.it/31kngnpf1mag1.jpeg?width=468&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e436a947c40615162ca0ea4b8c4fd37a85fec099 |
| Oof |
| Then vs than is very important here. |
| Fck you 2025 and your hedge fund manipulating the market |
| Only one way to find out |
| Same |
| No matter how bad I ever fuck up in life, I'm glad I'll never be anywhere near as big of a fuck-up as op is. \n\n\nIn the animal kingdom, hyenas and vultures would be eating what's left of your corpse right now |
| Will see |
| Damn there like 2000 prediction bets on rh now it's crazy they let anyone including insiders bet on this |
| The only harvesting going on today is bols harvesting major copium rn.\n\nHarvesting already happened before today. And market was up significantly on the year. \n\nMarket lost half of one percent. Nut up. |
| Besides Silver what even happened this month |
| The last 32 years of SPY was just a big bull trap. Starting from 2026, the next multiple decades will be straight down. Your grandkids will see SPY back in double digits.\n\nHappy new year. Bull is fuck. |
| What are you talking about? It was a theta day all day. |
| Who has the smaller PP? China or Taiwan? |
| Options actually made him huge money. If he would have sold.. |
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| 2026 Advice buy high, go bust |
| bull going to the new years eve party with an ice pack duct taped to their bunghole |
| The scrotum is a rorschach test. What do you see? |
| Bought SLV calls at the bottom today, lets see what they do over the next week |
| Damn bears |
| Nope. |
| Bruh Moment |
| Problem is he is a gambling addict, so there was never any actual "number" he was striving to get to. No number would have been big enough to make him stop. |
| I really made 100$ on 1 spx put*l that would've been 1700$ if I held another 10 minutes |
| Why market down ? |
| #NEW YEAR NEW ME>!NTAL BREAKDOWNS!< |
| 4.3 million and you didnt sell? Deserved |
| Super high volatility -- will probably hit both 50 and 100 next year. |
| I just want to see one circuit breaker |
| SLV will pump AH so CME can rug it again Friday |
| Yes Ive observed this phenomenon |
| CAD? So what, like 500 euros? Congrats tho! |
| This is a sub for degens, and so many people have no understanding what a gambling degen is actually like. When you are riding the rush of making 4mil, your mind is not in the same place as a mind would be to consider investing in an etf. I've seen some people on here do it, but I've seen so many more do what op did and people always make the same remarks. |
| I just bleed |
| >BREAKING: The Trump administration has said they will now be pausing child care funding to all states |
| to you |
| Nooo my metals will go up in a straight line thank you very much. |
| Calls on cialis or viagra |
| Got $100 on the huskers to beat the utes in vegas. I'll find a way to lose money today even if it kills me! |
| I’m going to say this when I micro-dose at some half-ass overpriced Italian restaurant tonight. |
| Anyone ever notice their ballsack morphing while shaving the hair off? |
| 58 |
| Fuck this week man |
| I was not expecting buffet to go short on the last day of his trading career. |
| More like a microchip |
| Nothing - market is closed. |
| What a weird day. 🏳️🌈 🐻 gets the last laugh I take another L to end the year 🍻 |
| What’s the breakdown voltage? |
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| !banbet SPY 696.96 2d |
| Genuine question October and November earnings were some of the best on record yet almost everything sold off and a lot are flat since summer \n\nIs January / feb even gonna help, feels like euphoria died since November and were just in limbo waiting for the pop |
| It's not 4m, it's 4m - 37%+ tax. |
| Hero or zero!!! |
| At least go with leaps if options are your thing |
| Damn nice loss porn |
| Don’t worry, no more dumping tomorrow |
| This is getting tiresome. Reddit has been saying ‘Santa rally next week’ for like the last four weeks lol this whole market is just a fucking circus. The rally has effectively been on pause since November |
| QQQ hasn't made a new high since October. |
| BRITICAL BENIS LEVELS BAPPROACHING |
| You are all acting like you don't know what tax harvesting is. |
No chart posted on WSB, however, the story has been posted on here before.\n\n A carpenter from Sooke, B.C., claims he turned K into 5M, before losing it all | CBC News A carpenter from Sooke, B.C., claims he turned ,000 into 5 million trading Tesla stock options but lost it all because of "inadequate advice" from the ban... www.cbc.ca |
| Greed gets the best of us.\nMy advice:\nDo not scale up. \nIf you trade SPW or SPY do not scale up to SPX.\nBuy a bunch of /mes instead of using /es.\nIf you trade TQQQ/SQQQ or SPXL/SPXS do not scale up to options.\nTake that first $100,000 and never touch it again.\nHave two brokers or three preferably.\nYou can recover because you are 6 feet above ground. |
| I made monies on March/April and a lil bit in Nov. quantum bubble was a fun ride |
| >[If SPY opens below 686, I wanna see a open pump fake & reject 686 for a mean slide. 🛝](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/s/UFvRoq5snP)\n\nSo the vision was there, just didn’t play out as planned. Opened above 686 & didn’t get the pump fake + reject until near end of day. 🙃 |
| 🗿 |
| Those 4M would have easily turned into 32M |
| I bet the man will be fine. Just a sting maybe, but being able to post that for shits and giggles is just peak idgaf energy. |
| My dick finna function as a semiconductor tonight |
| Sell the 0DTE, buy the firearm |
| No Euro defence stocks? |
| Meow meow meow |
| Selling options are ya? Congrats that’s what the return profile looks like. |
| Why? Betting against burry is basically free money (except that one time) |
| You are just an ass.\n\nYou see OZOP through the lenses of today but go back 5 years and work with that info. I bet you that you would’ve been a bagholder. |
| I’ve been short the markets since end of the 2008 crisis. I just knew one day I would be rewarded. 17 years later and I am prepared for market destruction. |
| SLV targets? |
| Also down on NBIS |
| Mustard in Estonian is penis backwards- sinep |
| Local lesbian clitoris |
| You are guarantee to win shorting the market on a midterm year. Can’t wait to put the market |
| No. They are equally bad. It doesn't matter where you start. They both got sent to step 0, likely fairly late in the game of life. Time in the market is everything and they forfeited 1/4 of the clock to foolishness. |
| Ameripoors last in line to get 2026 |
| It’s not usually bullish you regard |
| Wait what is your 3 year salary? 500K? |
| No $700 and no $100k. End of the year been as limp as my dick. |
| Wow SPY filled the gap between 12/19 and 12/22 last minute before end of the year. Trend might start to reverse might back up, $700 can we acc hit it in January |
| Never go against Michael Burry |
| Open the fkn casino |
| Here I cum |
| Congrats to TSLA for holding all top 3 spots for fastest depreciating cars of 2025! 🥳\n\n \nLol what pieces of shit |
| Santa rally is Dec 24 to Jan 5\n\nhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Santa_Claus_rally |
| Smoke 🧊. Don't call 🧊. |
| Euro stonks will go crazy. |
| Bears declaring victory because 2025 ended ever-so-slightly below ATHs lmao \n\nThis is why no one can take you guys seriously |
| price goes up price goes down harder you can't explain that |
| https://preview.redd.it/bj9dvi920mag1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a526d8c492ef90f749cb3569ffe6da97152b24a9 |
| hawk tuah coin |
| Sure bro I'm sure you had a moral victory |
| It's very interesting to me that the same mindset that took you to 4 million also took you to zero. I saw in another post that you said you wanted 10 million. Do you truely think that at 10 million you would have exited, or would you have just pushed even higher? |
| 75 billion requested from fed repo facility today while yields spike up.... not alarming at all lol |
| 45k loss on adbe this year. what a great company |
| Damn when was this? |
| Which crypto is Vlad giving us tonight? |
| Because it indeed was genuine. I could’ve not seen to be honest 5 years ago that OZOP would crash.\n\nIf you’ve put 10k 0DTE SPY or QQQ or whatever, I would’ve called you a regard but no because again, I looked at reports and graphs of OZOP 5 years ago and I could’ve not seen the crash. |
| please speak to the bears on personal hygeine |
| This is insane considering you wrote\n\n[ I am expecting money from someone I deeply respect in a few weeks.. does my chart show that?](https://www.reddit.com/r/AstrologyCharts/comments/1pp3who/comment/nuk2cgf/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)\n\n[The person I respect is a multi-millionaire.. I guess he is showing me some pity by covering my losses and then some .. He also promised me that he would teach me trading stuff.. I don't even know his name or identity but I still feel he is real and God's way of blessing me.](https://www.reddit.com/r/AstrologyCharts/comments/1pp3who/comment/nuk9m1k/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)\n\nDoesn't seem like you've learned anything jesus christ lol. |
| GLD $500, SLV $100 next year |
| hahaha |
| Well, spank my arse and call me binky, we have a winner! |
| Maybe china will just invade the Somalia daycares? |
| Looks like you had a good day |
| Welp the market is ready to fuck you anytime. Just buy 0 dte and the rest takes care of itself. |
| Hasn’t he been saying this for years? |
| Santa rally was last week\n\n\n\nThis week was tax loss harvesting |
| Down $13k today, port flipped red YTD, one last margin call to end the year. Thanks NBIS! |
| For about a day you were a multi millionaire |
| Bought SLV and ASTS |
| Hoping China will invade Taiwan soon because war is usually bullish, but it will also mean that I will need to fly back to my own country to defend it and I won't be able to gamble in the casino 😔😔😔 |
| how'd everyone's yearly options go? |
| Must be nepo babies then because to rise through the ranks you need killer social skills. |
| bols got buttgaped huh |
| I have a lot of puts. Market crash means I continue outperforming. \nThe only risk is the whole market melts up again for no reason. |
| so long as you know when each is, you'll make out well |
| A lot of you got violated with SLV calls, and it shows. \n\nBuying calls at local highs and the graph has been straight vertical what could go wrong? |
| One green shrek on Friday is all I need. It’s coming |
| I trade small so it’s manageable. Not even sure the exact figures. Will check the all time P&L and ruin my day some other time lol |
| Happy New Year, everyone. \nBols and Bers, you've both been very brave this year. \nLet's have another fantastic fight next year, shall we? |
| No not yet |
| I hope so |
| Who held puts over the weekend |
| Who held calls over the holiday? |
| People who habitually go with "that's neither here nor there" in arguments were born to move boxes for a living |
| The fact your getting downvoted probably means your right |
| You just need to make some profits and write this sh$t off. |
| SLV recovery begins now |
| Yes |
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| SLV to $40? |
| My New Year’s resolution is looks maxxing and losing my virginity |
| Your best take in a while lmao |
| And that was the JPM collar trade… quarter |
| Taiwan "invasion" will be a quick business lmao. |
| \*biden |
| LMAO is it even 1% from ATH? |
| "genetically regarded" holy shit bro 😭 |
| No shot we going up 1% Friday trust. |
| Omg |
| Will reach 127k then go to 75k. |
| SERENITY NOW |
| Nice OP an | - beast | |
| Market isn’t open tomorrow |
| They're not as bad as the guy that turned 88k into 415 million back into 0, although avarice got them. Sometimes you gotta take money out into a safety. |
| There’s a YouTube channel run by an AI guy that keeps spreading conspiracies about the silver price that seem convincing, and events that will supposedly happen in January. |
| Submit SPY calls for the 2nd. Banking on a new year rally after the tax lost harvesting today. |
| Better luck next year champ. |
| *behind wendy's dumpster. |
| By a less than 1% drop? |
| I self love a lot |
| How bad is it? Lmaooo |
| Pretty sure he's more likely to hand out sand paper hand jobs |
| Can’t believe the hedgies did this to us |
| That’d be pretty nice actually. I’ll finally be able to move out of my tent |
| I sell all my winners that I protective collared just like every other smart person |
| You got to $4 mil and kept on going?? \n\nActually tbh most of us prob would thinking we could get to $10 million 🫠 |
| Would you like fries with that, sir? |
| What is your strategy?\n\nI traded NDX and have the same issue hahaha |
| it attracts mewtwo |
| Wow. SPY down. TLT down. Metals down. Is this...deflation? Or just an EOY margin call? |
| You're not my mom you cant tell me what to do! |
| Jesus christ, how do people drink Vespers\n\n"refined taste" my ass you're a rich alcoholic my guy. Vodka is *not* a mixer |
| https://preview.redd.it/nho2jky3zlag1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9b145ac1499e3e0ea7878f85aa5d00f6e824d2d4 |
| ....no |
| He bought the wrong options |
| It died like a real stegosaurus. |
| Why the fuck?!? |
| Hoping to bust a raging catalyst in your mom tonight. |
| My brother sold his house and holds all the equity in bitcoin. Am I going to have to support him in the future |
| "yeah we got lucky we got a75yr mortgage instead of that crazy 100 year one. 7% too so not bad at all"- future home buyers |
| China bombs Taiwan 🇹🇼 |
| Continued bloodshed or dead |
| Just MMs stealing from retail. Nothing new, nothing will change \n\nThe SEC on holiday since ever |
| Well atleast I only lost $100,000.\nBack to my foldout cot in my parents house |
| Any catalysts for Friday? |
| God damn this times 1000000\n\nWhen i first started trading (equities & crypto) I got up multiple 6-figures, then promptly lost multiple 6-figures.\n\nI was fortunate not to lose all my gains, but I lost a ton... like a house or two worth... and learned some very very valuable lessons that have since served me incredibly well when trading.\n\nNow that i've been in it for a long time, I see stuff like OP all the time. New traders often strike gold early because they are stupid enough to take the big swings that yield those results and likewise stupid enough not to take their chips off the table after the big win. They were never spanked by the market (yet) so they go on with their big stupid trades and then the market does what it always does - it teaches.\n\nYour life is not over OP... Learn these lessons and consider yourself very fortunate that you didnt lose more (like your house or something) when learning them. |
| Why wasn't 4.3 million enough for you? You were trying to gamble more once you had retirement and chill money? Makes zero sense. All you had to do was pay taxes and put it on VOO and you beat life. |
| It’s only a loss when you cash out. |
| Did you even have time to sell or did you put your phone down for a moment and miss the whole thing? |
| Happens every single time to me like my decisions are inversed by the universe. Sell my options too early? Don’t buy back in on the run up? I could’ve sold for +70% more gains\n\nHave diamond hands and don’t sell despite the fundamentals justify it going higher? Some hyper specific or broad catalyst shoots the price down fast enough that profit taking is dumb and then it bleeds slow enough that I don’t know what to do until it forces me to just hold through the pain for another 2 months. \n\nOh you sold? Haha dumbass you missed the lotto ticket shrek candle\n\nOh you held? Have a nice date with theta, volatility, and downward price suppression\n\nDo nothing at all? Greatest bull market of all time\n\nParticipate? Hahaha we’re going to go sideways in everything you’re in |
| Bulls got absolutely torched. You love to see it. |
| Don't forget USD -10%~ |
| Bush Jr got DXY down to 72. Just wait. |
| Silver double top. 30 incoming |
| Tons of huge gains in AI stocks this year. People selling losers to be expected |
| FUUUUCK why can't I be this lucky I just need 3M and I can retire |
| thoughts on $SPY Friday? |
| there's someone in that astrology post that said trust the process lol |
| With those numbers you are bound to lose it all shortly! |
| Stegasourous did not come thru |
| Extremely retard like the rest of us. If you weren't, you wouldn't be here. SLV doesn't have that much of an influence on the whole market IMO |
| Asian AI guy convinced me to buy silver calls |
| If China is taking Taiwan then Greenland is ours 😡 |
| You can have the last word. It's likely all you got. |
| Tomorrow is NYD. I'll be stationary, watching bowl games. |
| I believe crypto will ATH next year, only to still close the year red. \n\n\nAgain. |
| How do wash sales work if I sell on the 31st and buy on the 1st 🤔 |
| Everyone hoping for green Friday.. this shit going further down now fs |
| Lost -$22k on amzn for 1/16 $300 calls, switched to 3/20/26 $270 calls. Fuck you amzn |
| Wall Street thanks you for the donation |
| Oof. But yeah He just needs to go and get 2nd and 3rd jobs like the rest of us and he'll be fine. |
| Lol Op holding onto a bag of wash sale |
| Best advise right here. 🙌🫠 |
| I had a spx put in my watchlist that went as low as 200 and in less than hour shot up to 3 fuckin thousand. Thought to myself imagine if I had 10 of those. \n\nThis shit is why I’ll always keep losing monies like a fuckin professional. |
| I was really sad about losing 15k this year. I can’t imagine losing 4.3 million. You either make a lot of money or very confident you can make it back. I don’t know how I would recover after losing millions |
| You are a gambling addict. The worst I've ever seen in my life. I'm not trying to dunk on you but it needs to be said. Please go to therapy. You are on a road to ruin. |
| #bols do u still want 100 year mortgage lmfao 😆😆😆 |
| Enjoy your New Year guys, plenty of time to make money next year, fuk the MM’s and fat funds. \n\nLet’s go 2026 🎉 |
| 🇨🇳💣🇹🇼 |
| These are the same bols that said spy to 2 million |
| Guys does mewing work? |
| How about a Splenda Daddy? Can’t afford sugar. |
| The gheyest in quite some time. |
| Damn. How do you recover mentally from this? |
| Preach |
| Think I am going to be the option writer from now own (CSP/CCs), fuck this |
| It’s okay, it’s the end for everybody at this stage |
| Starting an LLC this year-Latina Lovers Club |
| OP believes in astrology. Probably saw uranus align and figured he could double it. Unlucky his uranus got fucked |
| I feel attacked |
| I made about $25 day trading options today (0.01% of my money). options are like hang gliding, plan on falling 50% of the time. The longer the option period, the more stable the value in early days. Maybe. By the way I should have seen the markets would fall today even worse than yesterday. Most my account is managed by pro's. |
| Tomorrow you say... |
| talk to yourself the way she talks to you\n\nlove yourself better |
| Happy New Year everybody!! 2026 is going to be an amazingly ghey year! 🎉 |
| +1 |
| “I dropped $1,000 to subscribe to his newsletter” ok you really are retarded then, got it lol. |
| Holy shit |
| How many times did I tell yall, that Santa was deported by ICE? |
| Just don't do panic enough |
| If your stock goes up 10,000% you can afford a gallon of gas |
| 4m to zero might be a record here... post positions bro |
| #FIRST 🅱️ENIS |
| Did I win? |
| Dude how |
| happy new year, new year same regards |
| 2025 really said 🖕 |
| Why didn't u dump yer calls at /es 6995 ya cucks |
| My thoughts on every trade I have done in the past two weeks…I’m wrong no matter what lol |
| Down today bigly. |
| HAHAHAHAHA |
| I bet the market would go down by the end of the day. It did, so my money went up. Since my trade could’ve gone to zero I didn’t give all my whole bonus |
| The hedgies are only getting started. Sell everything now unless you want to see your portfolio fall 90%. I have been in contact with all the hedgies in my doomsday bunker - you don’t know how many short ladder attacks will be coming throughout 2026. |
| Holy shit. This sub really brings the regards outta the woodwork. Some of these people shouldn't be allowed to control their own finances. |
| But at least you can deduct 3k from your taxes for the rest of your life |
| Wear your pants one leg at a time |
| https://preview.redd.it/9hysb31nxlag1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5ff59f74c2f41cab954c00fe75f77f0ed80a2c91 |
| No different than the current ones being boomers that can barely figure out how to download an app on their phone |
| How big is your dick tho? |
| Same |
| What time is china bombing Taiwan? |
| Market doesn't move based on retailers thinking like you say. Institutions would just start fresh on Friday. |
| remindme! - 1 year |
| Imagine not taking you phone when you go for a shit and missing this |
| There's always next year |
| 2025 was a shit year when you account for the USD crashing to the core of the earth. Not to mention some of the Europoors beating us by double digits, fucking Maple country beat us by 13%. |
| what happens when all your managers at work become the people raised with zero social skills because they only interacted with others via Fortnite and reddit? |
| SOC…. Get on board |
| Did you see that massive SPY PUT someone bought exactly 1 yr out? |
| how doth one not sell at 4.3 million galleons |
| Don't trade without a steady income stream. Fucks with the trades. |
| Better off hanging it up then hanging himself tbh |
| Always grateful for another year on this wonderful community that allows me to act like a regard so I don't actually have to be a regard with my account. \n\nHappy new year everyone. Even if this was a tax loss harvest year for you, please enjoy. |
| What’s next for you lol |
| OP probably wanted 43 billion |
| Damn, bought calls 5 minutes from EoD and it still wasn't enough to totally avoid the taste of shit in my mouth |
| I didn’t play the market during regarded low volume weeks. So not coping here. I think my explanation was kinda obvious and people see it too. Am I really regarded then? 🤔 |
| Ok, doesn't mean it will continue forever |
| At least I can’t lose money tomorrow |
| Well don't worry everyone, there are still two trading days left for Santa rally to start. Surely bagholding these calls for a little longer is the solution. |
| I’m beginning to think Santa is a fucking bear |
| SPY: 16.64% \nQQQ: 20.40% \nGLD: 61.48% \nSLV: 139.21%\n\nMain portfolio return: \~46.19% \n \nPortfolio return since 9/1/2025, when I started theta gang: \~31.96% \nQQQ return since 9/1/2025: 7.70% |
| I paid att over 700 today so calls on att for my cell, directv, and innanet |
| #Some day y'all will expire worthless just like your contracts LMAO🤌 |
| He’s been flattening the curve so that it peaks end of Q2 into Q3 so he can say greatest economy of all time for midterms. Problem is i don’t know if the gambit can be timed properly. This market wanted to run hot so badly and I think they’re delaying that, but problem is i don’t think you can time that sort of consolidation then run up |
| This is an ad. This retard is banned |
| 😭😭HAPPY NEW YEAR!! |
| Chinese new year and bombing? |
| Market is closed tomorrow |
| Can Taiwan just surrender already? |
| As a publicly traded company. I don't mind the site. |
| Some of you don’t know the market is closed tomorrow and it shows |
| Markets closed Tommorow |
| Yes, my 1996 Chevy is almost completely made in China at this point. The tires were from Goodyear. |
| I would cry bro. Literally early retirement money and then it’s gone 😅 |
| ISO SUGAR DADDY WITH MOMMY KINK |
| Euro is not poor this year because Americans subsiding their indexes ts year. |
| A heads up would’ve been nice |
| Could you teach me how to make 80k into 4.3 million, but remove the back to zero part |
| Couldn't even wait to 2026 before they started dumping it 😮💨 |
| Question. I made this New Year’s resolution two hours ago when my 0DTE puts were in the crapper:\n\nhttps://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/s/7J5DXTEPer\n\nBy day end i was up 800%. Now what do I do. Do I keep the resolution or just always do the opposite of what I plan to do? |
| This is not an explanation - sounded more like cope to me |
| I wish they can help the squeeze instead of buying air tokens .. |
| Should’ve stayed up at the top of that spike. |
| >smart women\n\n\nMods ban this bot for posting AI hallucinations |
| 2026 is the end of the 💸\n🐻👀🫵 |
| Haha. I hate myself. |
| Update. Made 13k today. Should have made 80-100k. 1st time I go against myself & profit take. Now, up 13k. I’ll revenge trade. Makes sense doesn’t it? |
| That was the best santa rally |
| happy new year |
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| Wow, SPY really decided to ruin my whole year on the last day wtf |
| Okay guys. Explanation for the noobs. Today silver had a rational pullback and dragged the market. Tomorrow market green. \n\nTo all who bought calls — congrats. Ghey bers who doubled down on SLV puts — fuck you as always. |
| https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/s/4Hesb7YGNF \n\nWas 16% in 2024. This is going to be my usual range I guess 🥲 |
| In English? |
| Reminds me of the Position of Fuck You speech from John Goodman in The Gambler |
| Sell off? |
| Love you guys, happy new years to all. Let’s uh see how 2026 will be. |
| He spent 4.3 million on upvotes on reddit .. |
| # WTF |
| Idk why I laughed so hard at this comment, I think I read it in a very legit concerning tone. |
| buy more tesla? |
| Worst case I break even at this point. |
| I probably should’ve been around at least +45-50% YTD, actually finished with like 33-34%, but every single rally I’ve been apart of has had some crazy shenanigans when they were running. \n\nSo it was either the risk of taking profit way too soon/missing the next leg up or I didn’t have enough time to analyze when to sell and then said shenanigans collapsed the price. \n\nThe last 3 months have just been awful. |
| I knew when I woke up with a headache and diarrhea today that we were fucked |
| https://old.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1q0n8sg/what_are_your_moves_tomorrow_january_01_2026/nwz921s/ |
| I just bought a bunch of Jan 2 FD calls spy 685 and 690. Regarded or genius? Find out on Friday |
| I read it wrong at first $538.47, and thought that ain’t sht. but then read and saw $538K… holy sht |
| No. It’s time to recover from this week of fuckery. |
| Mid terms year, China has declared they will take Taiwan before 2027, it's going to be lit |
| You can buy China replacement parts for your car all day long, not too big of a deal. \n\nTires though, don’t buy China tires. |
| I can’t wait to come up with new theories on why market is down tomorrow.\n\nMaybe I can still use tax loss harvesting, big players out till next week? |
| Not enough gains to justify |
| Why Friday? I can provide that today |
| And blames options vs himself |
| Miami for 25 cents 👀 |
| should I buy or sell or hold? |
| Its about time WSB learns about silver ...I wish everyone here would buy physical silver to squeeze the greedy bankers and punish COMEX for their crimes. |
| Stay away from being wrong. |
| So this year is like the third year in a row the Santa rally doesn’t happen lol it’ll happen next year since people will be expecting nothing to happen again |
| Whole metals market gonna drop like a rock if Russia war ends. We gonna go full deflation mode |
| is market open on the 1st? |
| We survived 2025\n\nWell.. some of us |
| Loss harvesting for tax purposes guys it's ok |
| Should post the top 10 losers. |
| In case Friday bumps? |
| Repositioning or sell off?\n\n\nWon't big players be away till Monday? |
| No. |
| Learing? |
| damn what a year |
| Last 5 new years eves been red in a row |
| Flat the last 3 months wasn't great but still my best year ever |
| Yeah it says passively investing so he probably means just indexing every month in a 401k |
| You had more fun though. |
| Ggs bro. Post the loss porn tomorrow pls |
| To be fair, I think a lot of people did. Hopefully the new year on Jan 2 when options expire is good |
| That was pretty nuts! I didn’t bet on it though. 😅 Maybe I saw it because all my trades were closed and I was thinking more clearly. |
| open the schools |
| Last reply gets to cum on all the others |
| I have a bad feeling about 2026 |
| >letting it ride\n\nThere, that’s better. |
| What are your moves next year or whatever I dunno I'm not the mod |
| I broke one of my rules and I tripled down on SLV puts today. |
| Is this the result of an ill timed shit? 💩 I cannot imagine this pain. I hope this is fake. |
| What was your target number lmao |
| Bags must be heavy 😂 you square |
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| Markets near ATH and 97% of investors have lost everything. Me and the hedgies have no fear. We will always win. Prepare for more short ladder attacks. |
| Where does it say she invested in Target? She just thought it was bigger than Amazon |
| Reinvesting is doing a lot of lifting there |
| Damnnnnn, my man....\n\nDamn.\n\n🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔 |
| He must be fuming it didn't cross a nice round easily digestible number. |
| May we continue this dumping in the new year 🥰\n\nHappy New Year you regards |
| To bad his kids cant inherit that 3k tax deduction would last a few generations. |
| Greedy much! 4.3 million and did not sell anything haha! |
| Hey make sure to upload a photo of your ID |
| SPY going back to the 670s. |
| 😹 |
| Why is everything crashing?? |
| Started trading end of 2020 so I'm still here 😮💨 |
| Saks Global Enterprises, the cash-strapped retailer, skipped an interest payment to bondholders totaling more than $100 million that was due Tuesday as it looks to negotiate a deal with creditors, according to people familiar with the situation\n\nBlack 🦢 |
| AI haters do not deserve these gains |
| don't forget the wsb new years party one minute before midnight on this thread tonight |
| Literally down on no news |
| Why is TSLA on this list? |
| No more tax harvest!\n\nINTC to 40 🚀 |
| I'm sure this 4th quarter of straight losses was great for you |
| 2025 might have been the best year of my life. Bring on 2026 🥳 |
| Fuck. This is the only reason to be here and you beat me to it. |
| He's been pushing similar ideas for decades to be fair |
| Hmmm, interesting |
| We all want to see that trade which rocketed briefly , so we can also lose spectacularly 😄 |
| Only time I make money from options is from Robinhood option watchlist. From 3:45 to eod 6860P went from $345 to $1450. Let me have bought that for real and it wouldn’t have done anything. Actually just insane |
| no one trusts chatgpt until it feeds confirmation bias |
| I expected it to be red but not straight selling. The tax loss harvest means nothing though since not every new years eve ends red |
| asap rocky releases don’t be dumb |
| Bols didn't graduate from learing center. |
| EXN with the dip. Looking at 45 or so and then re buy. |
| At least he was charging his phone |
| Target lost 30% this year though |
| what's your $10K invested in? |
| that would make so much more money than whatever the fuck im doing on the market |
| SPX is known to wreck accounts if you hold too long. It's a scalper king where you make 1000% in a few minutes tho. You should try to be consistently profitable trading spy before you dabble with spx |
| Just dipped below my YTD goal on the last day. Oh well, at least I didn't blow the account up like I thought I would. |
| LOL. The majority of the MM gamma exposure is to the downside. |
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| I'm getting so trashed tonight after losing 20K in 2025 |
| OP, you knuckle head, I told you to sell your pumpkin futures BEFORE Halloween, BEFORE. |
| Don't worry. If 2025 wasn't your year then 2026 wont be either. You were the problem, not the date. |
| Yo Dawg I heard you like Tax Loss Harvesting... |
| the notoriously reliable LLM analysis |
| So just flat next year got it |
| Opening my own Somalian daycare facility. |
| Better than 99% of people |
| 15.75% ytd is weak as fuck. Jiden market clears |
| Salty bears commenting doomer shit instead of going out partying and having seggsy time on the New Year’s Eve |
| Sure as fuck more accurate than "truflation" in 2022 when BLS states 4% compared to tru's 2% *and* we know we're in runaway inflation. |
| Rip both sides |
| i scalped puts for fucking nothing and they would have 5x i’m sick 😭. that would be all my losses back on the year damn |
| Mango market couldn’t even hit 7000 \n\nPathetic |
| 500 |
| Deep down i knew something was off with how cheap them calls got towards the end lmao |
| Group orgy right now |
| gotta lock in those losses for EOY |
| One of their lead engineers, not their one lead engineer. |
| This April my accountant is going to make fun of me again |
| do Options better |
| Also priced in for puts. |
| It's cold out there every day. What is this, Miami Beach? |
| My hopes for 2026: 🌽 to 0 just for the sake of it. Cornbros in shambles is what I long for 🫰retards |
| Agreed but you’re not required to do anything lol |
| sorry chuds but SPY 700 over new years\n\nI don't make the rules |
| Sleep |
| By not being a Panican |
| Highly regarded amongst the community |
| The only deserved "lmao" is that you bookmarked a random comment so you could come back to it. I'd say "I wish your family the best," but I doubt there's anyone around you. |
| He forgot to upload his drivers license or passport to finish his application |
| Doesn't really matter. Mexico is the largest producer of silver. |
| Bro, people are posting pictures of my house online:\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/kgokpq6ovlag1.jpeg?width=2448&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=221eb1afc582993f3de013cbd3aee8984acaeda9 |
| My 70 year old mother at Christmas was lecturing me on how I should stay away from precious metals because I’m speculating but also her largest position is COST and she likes leveraged etfs |
| Wow. My puts actually made me money today. |
| Wow bro you actually take the cake of regardedity. Like holy shit…poor guy just doesn’t know when to quit. You could have invested into an etf and had it push off 10% and you would have made 420k a year doing nothing literally sitting on your ass. Could have set your kids up for life, set yourself up for the rest of your life, traveled the entire world. Bought anything you want. But no, you decide that you need more. \n\nDude $420k every year for the rest of time as long as the market is going (if the market isn’t going money isn’t going to matter anyways). I’m actually shocked at this level of stupidity. |
| real talk, i hope we all at least learned a lot this year. time to apply and stick to the method in ‘26 |
| 😹 |
| Just shootin dice bro. If it misses it’s all good. I am making this bet on a potential announcement or spike at CES. |
| I’m glad we can finally put that “regard” bullshit to rest. Retard is the way |
| I guess the person who gambles their way to 4.3m doesn't have the same mindset as me, but good lord if I had gotten to 4.3m I would immediately take it out and FIRE and preferably try to never worry about money again |
| You and me both my friend |
| So puts is the play |
| Can we get SPY 600 on liberation day anniversary? |
| Not sure what your point is |
| Nice tits is gonna be my 26 phrase |
| Today was the pre game\n\nFriday is the big game 👹 |
| Fuck you 2025! Fuck you! |
| If the fed makes money out of thin air why don't we tax them |
| Priced in. |
| they nerfed SPY 700 gah damn |
| Lulu holy fuck. Love to see it, overpriced garbage |
| Anyone that believes this is regarded and is not going to make it |
| Will meta recover |
| Bruh, the way he travels on a sleigh, \n\nSomeone will call ICE 🧊 on Santa |
| Fuck. Friday is not going to be pretty. |
| My YTD summarized: \n\n- Trading Account: +12.2% \n- SPY: +15.78% \n- 401k: +20.42% |
| Burry was right |
| Yall took an ATH and a Silver run up and killed it. |
| Bulls’ moms took Tylenol when they were pregnant |
| *KRAMPUS ANGRY* |
| Ended the year up $355k holding VTI, tech stonks, and gold- here’s to you 2025 🥂 ✨ 💰 |
| bussy |
| Your griftcoin won't save you in 2026. |
| https://preview.redd.it/w6jbs5x7vlag1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d5b9c0e2853878bbddb4962bcd3c1b96f05275c8\n\nLook, you need to change your name to Martin for this meme to really work. It’s up to you now champ. |
| Godzilla returns soon |
| You belong here |
| Not even, his 540k first went to 80k then that 80k went to 4 million lol |
| HOW????? |
| Fuck why didn’t I do the opposite of what I did |
| Someone voting with their wallet? The audacity! /$ |
| Omg wtf you did bro 😩 |
| Everyone knows gold going to $4000 so don’t waste you money now, question will be how good it can hold $4k |
| Lmao okay you got it |
| Another sad story from the crypto bro traders. Lol 😆 |
| Ehhhh just try again. |
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| Took this advice with sports betting a lot. No shame in selling at 90 cents instead of waiting for the dollar. |
| #IT'S FUCKING JOEVER |
| Holy fuck. Sorry dude. Don't play with money you aren't okay with losing... |
| That's a wrap. Congrats to all the regards who stayed invested the entire year. 2026 is our year to lose even more money. |
| +29.25 YTD. Wasn’t as good as last year, but I still beat SPY. |
| Santa rally 😭 |
| My moves tomorrow is to stagger between the bed and toilet while popping advil in between. |
| That was a dope rug pull today lmao |
| Chadna stock beating US as well this year |
| Nice |
| Dafuq happened in the last few minutes |
| Wake up, read the war on the Vendée, eat with my family, make some pull ups |
| A Bronx Tale: WSB Edition\n\nBer: Hey, watch the puts pal! 🍺\n\n*Bol locks door*\n\nBol: **Now youse can’t leave** |
| Alright all, let me know what’s going to happen to silver by Friday morning. Chyna gonna restrict and skyrocket silver prices? Or is that all priced in and silver dumps Friday? |
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| But it’s in funny money so it doesn’t count? 🤣 |
| Then give it all to Ukraine and receive nothing in return, GENIUS tactics right there |
| The 10 worst performing S&P 500 stocks of 2025\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/3jycr7azulag1.png?width=840&format=png&auto=webp&s=6b37fdb9e65e2310c1e9992d7789810f1651b1e0 |
| Lost a Lambo trading SLV today. I am a greedy, money-grubbing Elite. |
| Most of the people I work with (at a bank) write so poorly that they are absolutely beyond help. I know everyone hates AI, but it would honestly improve the writing of 90% of non-lawyers immediately. |
| TF you talking about? The market is down like .5%. Get a clue. |
| See you in the new year, this Friday! |
| What gains? |
| Stop gambling options |
| Fr, retards think they can explain every single move the market makes (yet they keep losing money) |
| Tax man is real\n\nSanta is not |
| The chart! 😂 |
| Ouch that sucks man im sorry. They got us good this quarter. Everyday has been some sort of retail trap. |
| Pure example of greedy!!! |
| All the best to all you degenerates for 2026! May your options always be in the money! |
| You never could. But now you know it! |
| Did you do any trades with QQQs or other ETFs? |
| insane gains today anyone with the 0dte balls at open for SPY puts. you deserve those wins! happy new year and to another great year of trading! 🥳🍻🎊🎉 |
| afterhours have no circuit breakers. |