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| The Emir texted me wanting to buy Target gift cards. |
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| He never would've been anything if he wasn't a degen. |
| $BS |
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| If you don’t have a flair or a unique username you’re simply not good enough for me to value your opinion |
| Tomorrow is Taco Tuesday, bears better switch to Calls |
| 🌮 supreme |
| it's simple\n\nwhen they tell you to put fries in the bag\n\nyou instead put bag in the bag\n\nthereby breaking casualty and space time continuum |
| Ya just take out some loans and pay the difference |
| Today I used my male 🍩 to earn money. At first, I felt degraded, but then when I bought my 0dte call right before the 🌮 I finally accepted it - this is my purpose in life. 🙏 |
| bro it's more. A Wendy's doublestack is 4.99 now. That was a $1 menu item in 2019. |
| Don't withhold. It's likely your effective tax rate will be lower when you file. That's why everyone takes their refund and blows it in a week, even though it was really their money to begin with. \n\nAlthough doing this also means having the fiscal discipline to plan ahead for the tax bill, which is why most normies don't do it, let alone a regard from wsb. |
| LDL |
| Coming back to say thanks for saving my call! My one call, but still. |
| This makes little sense, since the (un)employment percentage has so many variables going into it, most of which are neither directly nor indirectly affected by monetary policy. E.g. a mismatch between required and offered education/qualification/seniority in the labour market.\n\nBesides, with the new gig economy like Uber/Eats, where unemployed are now magically counted as employed, because they gave a couple rides/deliveries, the numbers and percentages are just BS. |
| At what valuation where those loans made? I find it impossible to believe they were anywhere near the recent valuation, even before the low float estimates. |
| Idk the bag of dicks might be good raw |
| No pressure there |
| What do you know? |
| Me too man and im only 26. |
| but my stummy hurts :/ |
| It kinda does.\n\nIf you need exit liquidity that badly it means its shit. What reason other than "wanting to dump thay shit quick" could he possibly have to want to redcarpet it like that? |
| My buddy got sent on location for a shutdown and told me he banked just over 100 hours last week. Though I'd guess MAYBE half of those are actual working hours |
| I'll have enlightenment, so there's that |
| I've been on atorvastatin for the past 10 years or so. Welcome to the club. |
| Just walk under them with ur mouth open |
| means ber fucked tomorrow |
| just stop trading options, buy shares and hold like an investor. |
| porque no los dos? |
| CDL\nHe’s got cheese running through his vein |
| Two simple words, probably the simplest words to ever exist, so simple that even a baby in the womb could understand, so simple that anyone who doesn’t speak English can read. The words are:\n\nBers thot |
| wars over |
| with a name like that he was destined to end up fried and in jail |
| # ASTS GANG Members checking in |
| 🎶 I will survive 🎶 |
| Blow it on my face daddy |
| So I assume Tesla share price will be going down since part of the rationale for the market cap was exposure to SpaceX? |
| Imagine holding \[insert\] into NVIDIA earnings. Why do \[insert\] bag-holders hate money!! Just \[insert\] the chips in the bag, bro!! |
| [https://www.reddit.com/r/cringereels/comments/1tems3n/new\_german\_trend/](https://www.reddit.com/r/cringereels/comments/1tems3n/new_german_trend/)\n\nBut you have stuff like this going on |
| that's the part im worrying about. NVDL this morning went up like 3% before afternoon crash but the 155 call actually drop in price due to IV collapse. \nMU better sustain its IV for the next 3 days. Or the call might still lose money even if it's directional correct |
| I see people on Twitter happy about tokenized stocks.. for what? It’s literally worthless |
| The president just cut himself a check for $1.7B. The guardrails are long gone lmao |
| Sam Bankman-Fried would be a trillionaire if he wasn't a degen |
| Don’t forget to eat if u take adderall |
| Everyone becomes conservative as we age, nearly all |
| 𓃓 |
| you heard the man let's unplug nana |
| That and the clap |
| Lmao 🤣 |
| my only regret is selling a csp on mu instead of buying mu calls |
| That’s more than I put in….I’ll take it! |
| They tell everyone their cholesterol is too high lmao |
| Look at the time. It's fraud o clock! |
| And 750 before NVDA earnings. |
| Hdl or ldl? |
| $11 AH recovery on MU after a $40 dump\n\nBer sweating |
| Solid dd, actually |
| Today was precum. Tomorrow we get the FULL LOAD |
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| You guys have money?? |
| I'm going to find a pigeon and follow it around until it shits on me. |
| two paperclips and a piece of belly lint is the best we can do |
| I exited my puts just before the V almost got absolutely fucked. Made 1.3k and now on the ride with the bols 🫡 |
| Got my lab results back...apparently my cholestrol is too high |
| I just got off work, what did 🥭 do ? Or is it just meme talk again? What changed ? |
| Should have given up sooner |
| I give em now |
| RIP bozo |
| we went so red, that market can go up 3% and we'd still be undervalued.\n\nQQQ AND SPY ABOUT TO BOTH HIT 800 EOW |
| That's not how this works Seagate. You take orders and stack that shit for a decade. Who cares about logistics. |
| "Shorts have six days to cover "\n\nSomething tells me OP doesn't know what that actually means |
| maybe just a lil crying in the casino |
| tbh cant even blame u for that one big dog. |
| Warren Buffett didn’t say that.\n\nThat was his lesser known retarded step-brother Barren Wuffett. |
| Jesus! It's called participating in the thread. Get off mine if you don't like it. |
| Robinhood shit the bed when it IPO'd. |
| 😂 😂 😂 |
| I almost caved and sold my weekly calls thank goodness I didn’t |
| You don't put amerifat boots on no ground in an electiôn year |
| Trading will never be taken over by AI, I’ll just trade with the AI, jobs are going to be gone but trading will be here forever |
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| I can’t wait for NVDA to drop 13% on earnings because they beat expectations by 600% instead of 700% |
| Okay okay um what if I already full ported can I get my money back? |
| lol wut |
| You already have a bet going - TSLA to 500.0 before 21-May-2026 11:45 AM -05 |
| !banbet green ah we gonna rocket |
| Well, it is a crooked casino. |
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| Elmo lost his case, I hope he takes out his anger on TSLA shareholders. Have a good evening folks |
| FOMO into memory |
| Look at the all time chart. I see a very suspicious pattern. |
| That is the problem with populism\n\nAll promises and better yet, great slogans! |
| not sure which 1 of you needs to hear this, but do not full port at open like you always do\n\nthank me later |
| ure not wrong tbh |
| Every 10th oz of gold is a feather in ur feather armor 😢😔 |
| Shrek snorting a huge rail of Cialis at market open tomorrow morning and is gonna wreck every bear in here |
| Just takes time for the real inflection points to be reached in drug development. |
| 🤦🏻🤦🏻 - you complaining about "rivalry" is you taking it personally. why do you care about rivalry. you just shouldn't care at all either way. does it make sense now ? |
| That’s exactly what they said about Sandick |
| Sometimes you just need to unplug. |
| We’re all about to be Elon’s liquidity buddies |
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| You don’t need bombings when you have BoOtS oN tHe GrOuNd |
| >[–]taffy_laffy 2 points 2 hours ago \n\n>TACO + 2 red days in a row = guaranteed giga pump tomorrow losers stop dooming\n\nNEVER BET AGAINST A RETARD |
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| Puts on PANW back to $200 range. |
| I’ve lost 100k in a week in October. U can come back. I got this |
| No you |
| I like playing 4-5dte SPX OTM puts.. And calls really. Bought 5/22 7300P this morning, sold at 1230-1pm I think. Don’t like to stay in longer than a few hours but it does shield you some from the random pumps. |
| Bullish? |
| bers praying iran keeps their nukes so they can keep their ports |
| Nok already up almost 100%. Stock seems cheap but its already well priced for any speculation. I got 1 call for $17 for January but i doubt its going anywhere |
| ok |
| You win some you lose some |
| thank you! |
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| Lol. “they are literally bringing a knife to a Merck gunfight”. And that’s supposed to be a good thing? |
| Exit liquidity is our new name |
| lmao seriously. This guy calling others clowns when he doesn't even know Seagate and Micron aren't even selling the same shit |
| Whatever you say bounces off me and sticks on you |
| So just buy when its a lil low , and then just wait and it goes up ok |
| When that candle hit, I quickly sold my calls and went from -$132 to +$476. Knew better than to think it would stick and locked in the gains. I have serious paper hands. |
| Yep |
| That's the question. Strange times for sure. |
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| Might full port MUU shares while holding a small position in MU puts. Checkmate market, flat forever. |
| just witching futures traders is all |
| There’s always more |
| 10y 4.59down Vix down gold up wtf is happening \n\n |
| 30 year bond over 5% is honestly super tempting, especially as a 20 something year old |
| 🤭🤭 your face is immature! |
| 1000 on NVDA maybe |
| She just blows all of the OT cash on 0dte calls |
| Yeah what’s the ticker |
| My dumbass bought puts, so ill be at wendy’s |
| Open at 745 at a minimum lmao |
| MOON Rocket Ship Rocket Ship Enema Carousel Made of Dildos emoji |
| There’s always more it’s just how many times can he get away with it before market doesn’t care anymore |
| Everyone wants to buy the dip but no one wants to buy when it dips. |
| These are rookie numbers! But real note… sorry we’ve all been there. |
| And then I’d maybe get a little job at a gas station or something a few days a week for a couple extra bucks but u wouldn’t have to care about the job too much. It would be so dope |
| you dirty dog you |
| I bought 10 SPY 736C with my rent money an hour before close, so my landlord really hopes you’re right |
| I’m not immature, YOU’RE immature. |
| is she single? asking for a friend of course. |
| Banbet it! |
| He already 🌮'd |
| Sit out. This is one bullshit game you don't have to play. |
| By millionaire you mean a hundredaire, then you lookin right at him |
| I have to love, if I’m not loving then I’m not living\n\nEdit: thanks for the award bro! |
| So we shorting BULL hey |
| 🥭 Always Chickens Out |
| I started a clan in a game once called Fruitilitarianism |
| He said he was going to attack Iran this Tuesday but has been talked out of it by gulf states because Iran was begging for a deal |
| So much for watching the fireworks in Iran |
| Hope it moves overnight or else it will be eaten alive before open lol |
| A milf at 31? |
| Why would the bulls care about the bears or vice versa. Yeah same city but completely different sport. |
| https://preview.redd.it/ugbuqn1b1z1h1.jpeg?width=547&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ee76656313261147b3e3509366a9abda416494bc\n\n |
| me as a kid: raise taxes! fund education and roads!\n \nme as an adult: ayo who the fuck is FICA? |
| Leaps should be the only thing on his radar at this point. I wish o had the capital to sit on 2 year leaps. |
| some of you have never deadlifted 2x your body weight while holding in TACO diarrhea and it shows in your lack of bravery to buy calls today. |
| 40% inflation but whos counting |
| What does 🌮 mean and why is your name so ridiculous. |
| … |
| HOLY FUCK |
| And they wonder why they need new breaks all the time. 🤦🏼♀️ |
| one of my coworkers has 35 hours of overtime in the past week.\n\nshe doesn't know she can just trade options. |
| what happened to deify |
| All valid points. So…. Why didn’t it go up today??? POET has been a clown show so far |
| When I was a kid we were too poor to buy that. but I did get Dads Rootbeer sometimes at BJ's |
| Abacus |
| Obviously the beginning of a rotation. Beaten down SaaS due to Ai disruption fears pushed by everyone. Semis bloated. Institutional buy in. Look at NOW. SNOW earnings next week. Look at what Datadog did. Similar companies. Salesforce earnings next week. The script is flipping from Ai replacing software, to actually enhancing these companies. |
| 🚨 SPY GREEN ON DAY, REPEAT SPY GREEN ON DAY! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! |
| Let’s fly pltr. Long overdue rocket launch 🚀 |
| I’m glad someone got the joke. The idiot below you definitely didn’t. |
| how many of u regards will be millionaires if the ultimate taco 2sday happens tmrw? |
| no 🌮s left |
| Nice -50k day I had with MUU today, and not even full ported. Good luck |
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| So I hear NOK is going to be the next SNDK. Loading up just in case you regards are on to something |
| 🤦🏻🤦🏻 my comment quite literally is telling others to not take it so personally. You do you, boo. |
| Where u at now? |
| [ Removed by Reddit ] |
| What I can't emphasize enough is how fucking boring it was. We had seen the whole first series of star trek and had our expectations set by it, and we got some retard on a step ladder in grainy b&w fluffing the most shit line imaginable. And then they did it again without varying the plot, except for 13 which was actually pretty exciting. |
| It’s a joke you dunce SMH my head |
| alright grandpa let's get you to bed |
| I really gotta get more in the energy sector. On the current grid you can't hyperscale data centers. |
| Now kiss |
| https://preview.redd.it/fbwhoq011z1h1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=74fec169eadc689c4c6eecaceb749e9ac8565300\n\n |
| SMH my head |
| All that buying into close before Tuesday only means one thing 🌮 🌮 🌮 |
| Am I a boomer if I’m thinking about buying bonds? |
| you can never leave this place |
| should’ve bought seven hours ago homie but now is okay too I guess |
| Well, yes. That’s called speculation. Wtf do you think this sub is for? |
| https://preview.redd.it/rsiyjw5x0z1h1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=654b0410f5d6cb63b6a36f163caa0882832250ff\n\n |
| Sounds like a gambling addiction with extra steps |
| Lmao RIP in peace? Do you know what RIP stands for regard? Can you read? |
| I was cleaning up the boat today and I found a kickass stick on the ground back by the outboard. Don’t know where it came from but it’s really top shelf.\n\nTossed it in the locker, she’s coming fishing from now on. \n\nCalls. |
| I'm getting fucking dog walked by tax withholdings |
| irrelevant, the interview is hands on |
| TE ALP KEEL |
| i get when you are buying but what are you buying |
| More like allies \n\nSupporters get pigeon poop |
| Now those would print |
| Yeah, now everything moving up AH.. wtf |
| bro stop taking it so personally. it's like that on this sub for the 12 years i've been here. I don't know if you ever worked a labor job but it's basically people just shitting on each other so they can get through the day. it's fun usually. some of Y'all just need to ignore shit and not let it get to you. |
| Hey man at least you have money you could be like me and be in massive crippling debt. |
| https://preview.redd.it/bq0l90tt0z1h1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=95150130da5ff73e36893c7146d9971317b80bdf\n\n |
| i never feel great about gains, but losses piss me off |
| OBAMNA ✋🏻 🤚🏻 |
| I'm so fucking tired of winning ! |
| moo |
| Ty Cobb was an original public buyer of Coca Cola which helped make him a millionaire back when that meant something |
| I'm hooked to the Taco rush, it's not even funny anymore. Every day I will just buy some calls and then keep refreshing the browser every 5 minutes hoping for some Taco news just to get that kick... |
| Hell yeah im grabbing calls tomorrow |
| Buying NOW |
| Just full ported MUU. Not afraid to bag hold for a period of time if I have to, but I refuse to miss on the upside potential. I know right when everyone here hates it and wishes they didn’t buy or says it’s dumping to 0, THAT’s when you buy. |
| I was betting Samsung due to political influence and it's size relative to the economy in SK. |
| dollar menu is now 3 dollar menu and you ignore your eyes to believe that we had steady 2-3% inflation yoy. oh and the portions are smaller so you get even less at even higher prices.\n\nbut u still believe 1m today is equivalent to 1.6m 20 yrs ago. |
| Tacoman gonna do to Bers port just like what he did to big E. |
| MSTR but 2x worse |
| If u have 500k you could just leave that in a vanguard settlement fund that give 6% annually (I think). That would be 30k a year which for some ppl is their entire years income. You could live off this if u just live modestly. Or take half and put in VOO which is pretty safe long term and probably make a little more. I would do that and forget about the stock market and play guitar |
| Markets not at ATHs is kyrptonite |
| https://preview.redd.it/0kvlyq4p0z1h1.jpeg?width=1017&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ff92068b5b5dcb9487309f644b3d5aba663b048e\n\n |
| it’s funny because it’s true 🤣 |
| Biotechs pop on binary events such as successful clinical trials. Conference presentations work if they're disclosing new information, but if it's the same info that everyone knows, the stock won't go anywhere. \n\nIf they have a bunch of Phase 3's coming due in the next few months, then I'd suggest straddles as the price will violently rise or fall depending on the results. |
| This is the way. I change my colours like a chameleon. Edit: well, more like an octopus 🐙 |
| what even is that levered saylor moon fund? |
| When I’m in a trade I can literally watch the ticker for 2-3 hours and be entertained, literally just watch the candles move for hours |
| The craziest one was on the 7470C. I had a bunch as hedges for the many puts I had and saw my account double then have it disappear in seconds 🤣 |
| oh sweetie |
| Has anyone got time to proof read my Wendy’s CV? |
| 😫😫😫 |
| whichever makes my port shrek is what i am for the day |
| If they are not they would be easy to disprove no? Ah wait, I forgot you don't have reading comprehension so that would be hard for you |
| market manipulator in chief will NOT tolerate another red day, shorts you have been warned |
| If we dont see a green day tomorrow we are definitely back to continous bear market |
| You’ll be fine. |
| https://preview.redd.it/7bkkcppj0z1h1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=707db66109e26f0f054c8cd323067a94995537f1\n\n |
| I've been watching you baxx. Interesting |
| TACO TUESDAY 💦 |
| Bers' port will get Epsteined tmr, mark my words. |
| Everything is so expensive, it’s great.\n\nI’m beginning to realize this is what winning looks like! |
| sounds like something a poopy face bear with cooties would say |
| You know He doesn't have that kind of ball to start shit. |
| Bears are right sometimes, they call a downturn and profit off it. But the fundamental flaw that all bears are plagued by, is that they insist it will continue to go down. It is for this reason, that they are poor. |
| Just to remember👀 |
| Holy fuck imagine the green god candle on that lmao. |
| SNDK |
| That will take us to a 1000 in a trading day |
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| What if the stock market was called the gay guy market and instead of buying stocks you bought a biker jacket |
| 2x the 70s oil shock in nominal production. Not 2x the 70s oil shock in Iranian output. Energy supplies are both more diversified (less oil needed) and less concentrated (less oil from Iran needed) than the 70s fuel crisis. |
| My friend full ported MSTX at $39 lmao. RIP in peace 😔💀🪦 |
| https://preview.redd.it/ni5fchaf0z1h1.jpeg?width=891&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5bc2046a099aee1336c585985f05a4ac6baa379c\n\n |
| \* Checks KEEL\n\n\-5%.\n\n🫵🤡 |
| who even are you |
| I am a week late on all my new\n\nWhy is there pigeon memes everywhere |
| Not even 100% |
| We're doing software again? |
| we had a fruitopia vending machine in my high school. i was thinking about that the other day. |
| You already have a bet going - NOW to 105.0 before 24-May-2026 03:26 PM -05 |
| I’m in there too. |
| $200 by Sept. |
| !banbet |
| $750 with a $1 cherry on top coming up |
| Sports rivalry is legit 1000x more justified |
| What else are we supposed to trade on? |
| 1m in 2006 you could buy a house, car, pool, hookers and blow and still have 500k left over to invest.\n\n1m today you buy a 40 year old house and spend 200k in repairs. |
| Lizards |
| Real who gives a fuck it's like 13 year old humor lmfao |
| Ultimate taco will be US moves all equipment and personnel to Iran’s borders and then 🥭 truths the mother of all tacos by saying “fuck it Iran can whatever the fuck it wants, all army and equipment needs to return back TODAY” |
| Certified stable geniuses, would you believe it ? |
| He already did, it al.ost got things back to where they were Friday and that's it lol |
| You know, I’m with you on this! I’m not sure about $40 by years end but $20 is very possible |
| It will if bonds and oil keeps crashing |
| Can he save inflation though? |
| https://preview.redd.it/epaqoj280z1h1.jpeg?width=316&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1ea14621b1ea3223c951b414d17fe5e2569d2348\n\n |
| Look at the Delta\n\nThat will give you an approximation\n\nAlso probably not |
| All of this could have been avoided if we hadn’t killed that damn gorilla.\n\nRIP Harambe |
| HD to $350! |
| Yeah I trade on my phone so what? What are you gonna do about it ???? Fuck you!! |
| Praying |
| I've been wondering all day who got these dumb fills. Great luck lmao |
| I don't understand the bears bulls rivalry. WTF is this shit? We gotta make money. Who cares how you make it? Y'all act so immature. |
| HIVE and Keel Infra are mooning |
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| Man.. It's not even Tuesday yet.. smh.. |
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| Waiting for GRPN |
| Prove it |
| "I'm having a stroke" |
| “we made a deal” \n\nlike come on bro what is this. just fucken 🌮 already |
| https://preview.redd.it/99p2r0b40z1h1.jpeg?width=310&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=60d6a85b216e0485950a47c3c22f1511c1eea92f\n\n |
| Show me Fastly! I lost a ton of money there 🙁 |
| Cause myanus to bleed red blood! |
| what u think we getting too bro? |
| I'm covered in Pigeon shit. That means a green day, right? |
| I'm gonna go in a Cocoon like the movie Cocoon |
| Hoping for best data. |
| Speak for yourself |
| at pump |
| That’s what she said |
| Take a joke not my dick you inbred |
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| and here i was staring at it for years thinking i was causing the prices to move |
| 9/10 times buying 30 min after open and closing the app till tomorrow = better performance. |
| it’s so fucked how it only takes 🥭 to say four words to make spy hit ATH |
| I mean I fail to see how sweet green is better then chipotle or cava. |
| Im gonna get in a swimming pool full of pods and reverse age |
| When I was a kid people thought fruitopia was healthy |
| My dumbass bought it at $19 |
| The underlying factors that fuel the market is beyond your perception. Thinking about things like that is going to to make you lose money, just think about the current context of what's happening and potential future outcomes and get a good buy in location. Most people can make money just buying the dip without anything happening in the news. Do not think in the parameters of "this is too high or this is too low", because it can always go higher and lower and even if you're right your timing still might be off. Take longer duration positions, yes you may lose out on theta but if your assumptions are correct you'll make money regardless and won't have to time the market. Emotions blur your logic and make you think that you're wrong, you need to build tolerance and logicalize your position to gauge whether to hold or not. |
| Too bad it isn’t |
| As did I about a week ago. Buy and hold, the ride is just starting. |
| What was the tweet |
| https://preview.redd.it/415rg0axzy1h1.png?width=625&format=png&auto=webp&s=73558d06216c5da538157e7f8c945c06b5c2eecb\n\n |
| If wallstreet could write a book of exactly what they are looking for in a retail trader it would be exactly what you wrote. Amateur thinking no idea what you are doing. Put your money in an index and don’t try again until you are able to think at a higher level if that ever happens |
| We’re cooked brother |
| same thing with USO calls could be ITM and printing and go to 0 just as fast |
| Welp, sold my SPX puts 20 minutes before the 🍆 \n\nAnd I’m not a bear; sometimes I just like to show them how not to lose. |
| Yup, if it takes you 5 years to scale up and the bubble pops in 3 then you are just stuck with a useless factory. |
| > change your perspective\n\nTo being a ber that constantly gets cucked? |
| And y'all will suck it down and look for more. |
| It will drive you insane tho |
| https://preview.redd.it/cp4v3g3uzy1h1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aacb8e7392a84dacabb0024a020aaaf48ee8825e\n\n |
| I'm gonna give an alien weed like the movie Paul |
| I remember my first 🌮 |
| It’s ripe |
| 10K shares of leveraged |
| Exactly this. Mango — at his core — prefers good news to bad news. He knows the market has been down since the GYYYYYYNA trip was a bust, and he knows he got nothing out of it. He brought all those CEOs magically hoping for some deal mania but lol nothing. So here we are at Monday heading lower after a brutal Friday and he knows he can’t let this go on. Hence, TACO |
| Bers know this is a healthy pull back right ? We still AINT FUCKING LEAVING |
| Sell |
| Love myself a high quality PB&J |
| A few weeks ago you were saying NOW and CRM were attracting at prices a bit below what they are at now. What made you change your mind? |
| If there’s one thing I know about biotech it’s that you’re about to eat shit |
| yea but that's inflation calc, everything has gone up way more than that. |
| Id cream |
| You guys are fucking retarded |
| The crazy thing about the market is that watching the stock won’t make it go up or down |
| Yes. As a long, absolutely. |
| Not terrible, for now.. |
| Gotta buy Spaceforce Premium |
| I bought calls, had to put an end to it |
| Would be hilarious if MU opens at $750 tomorrow |
| Gonna be a lot of sour softbols if lpth opens at like, 16 tomorroe lol 🤌 |
| Not much liquidity on this exit |
| Anyone tracking Baron’s moves? Pelosi dreams to have his returns, and Buffet gets his stock tips from him. What a clever lad, must be due to his superior genes, both parents are geniuses 😂 |
| Do people not know how to cruise? Clearly there’s a big ass red light in front? Stop accelerating lmfao, foot off brake and cruise towards it…. Oops, time to gas the brake, oh shit, red light, hard brake 😂 |
| well it wasn't really a rare viewpoint i said it last friday |
| bought some 746c at close. lets see how lucky i am |
| Jesus how do you not capitulate. |
| I smell blood in the water. Sharks are done feasting |
| No i dont think you have to be buying any stocks or etfs if you feel its a loser move |
| 🙌 |
| Double down tomorrow |
| The great crash of May 2026 is over! |
| username valid |
| Because I can’t buy enough of them to really justify the capital |
| The only thing that TACO is good at is manipulated the stock market lol |
| When can we go visit |
| You’re welcome bulls. I tried my first put a few minutes before close. |
| And “lost the technology” to go back 🤔 |
| What |
| Why? |
| lmao the rotation from semis to SaaS is happening. I called it all weekend and was downvoted. they hated him because he spoke the truth. Please understand, NOW is a bargain and it will be seeing the 150s soon enough. |
| Puts yup |
| Yeah? What are you eying? What’s your theory? |
| Watching RDDT closely ngl |
| Nah 1M in 2006 is equivalent to 1.65M today according inflation calculator |
| Bruh we can’t even get these people to pay taxes without 50000 loop holes. You think they’d give you money for existing lol. |
| They’re very popular. Just not amongst the daily posters. |
| Thx for weighing in there ChatGPT |
| Scottie Rippin! |
| Cmon, huge returns. Why not take profits? |
| Maybe theyre not actually bunkers, theyre repairing the ship |
| Buying weekly calls tomorrow morning. Mango will save the market |
| What if the market just keeps dumping on his 69th bs tweet so he actually does something instead of shit pumps that don’t hold |
| Mango about to give us a Taco that will make our heads spin |
| Oil is a buy and hold, if you bought 2 months ago. I wouldn’t mess with options on it, so manipulated |
| They went to the moon with 5 megabites of computer power and talked to them there and played golf bro |
| my spy puts are toast |
| How when most economic indicators look crappy af 😭 |
| Don’t forget Illegal |
| Its all I have left 🙁 |
| I need 733 at open to print. Now that I commented this we’re going to open at ATH smh |
| https://preview.redd.it/t95t8e59zy1h1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4dff5aeb2656d54a5e500427ac46935f6f4044ea |
| Math aint mathing |
| laughing at bears eases the pain |
| A type of Grey I believe |
| Congrats regard |
| Same here smh |
| Is he heavily short, am I seeing that right? If so, got cooked so far Q2 |
| What about the tall whites? |
| Top five holdings are all puts, which consist of those five, is what i said. |
| r/BirdsArentReal |
| probably the latter |
| 0-1de in the money, get in get out, things change so quick |
| Bought SMR today as an entry to a long position. |
| # NVDA GANG Members checking in |
| Pretty much every name that was popular ytd was sold, and dogs were bid up. \n\n\nIt does feel bullish to me in general economy's condition.\n\n\nI have a position in Union Pacific Rail ($UNP) that made a new all time high, so another data point on economy being good |
| SEC? You mean [that](https://x.com/elonmusk/status/1278764736876773383) SEC? |
| yeah i think these conglomerates are always discounted and slow to move |
| Mango can 🌮 at anytime 😂 |
| #HOW'S THAT ASS FEEL BEARS??\n\n\n(im still down 20% on calls) |
| Not sure if they're begging to join back but the decision to leave was a dumb one, and it was likely they'll want back at some point. The actually hilarious part was them sending a bunch of clowns to the leave negotiations, not even a concept of a plan in sight, and then getting all butthurt they're not getting preferential treatment. |
| Yes |
| We’ve known this for years… |
| I had my life savings in one of those 😎 |
| Pbj on a good bread with real peanut butter has been my work lunch for nearly 12 years now every single day |
| MU 👀👀 |
| Wow! Sneeze and you miss out I guess. Or in your case a taco. |
| Gayest shit ever lol |
| 4 races of aliens confirmed: Nordic, Reptilian, Insectoid, and Grey. News dropping soon |
| 🌝 |
| Does he think we are retarded? |
| It’s in the very’s |
| His top Puts you mean. He shorted the shit outta all of that today. |
| I’m seeing a trend with “momentum” traders on here. I see you riding these wild and crazy stocks all the way up, then riding them all the way down in hopes that they go up even higher. You are getting emotionally attached, Lmao |
| You really have to time the fuck out of puts to make money |
| Who are your favorites |
| futes green rn means red tomorrow |
| How mad y’all think these bers gonna be when they find out that pigeon was just a ber trap 💀 |
| I agree with Mr Money |
| Is this an insane candle loading on SPY or a repeat of Thursday night last week where it pumped to ATH just to go down 1.5% into the AM |
| Ber doom |
| holding a put before taco tuesday is kinda insane |
| I’ve liked Sony for a bit, but they have their hands in everything. Makes it hard for them to move. They are the MSFT of Japan |
| Any China bulls still alive? |
| Hahaha |
| daily reminder 100k today is like 20k 20 years ago.\n\n1m today is only 200k.\n\ngotta make 5m min to be considered an actual millionaire. |
| Trump confirms existence of Aliens\n\nAnnounces deal with said Aliens for unlimited wealth and eternal life\n\nAt the expense of 95% of the current population\n\n\n\n" I saved 415 million lives, best deal in the universe " |
| They Masters baitin |
| just switched my homeowners insurance and I'm saving 1300/yr\n\nthat'll cover today's damage. 😤 |
| Margins wrecked. Puts. |
| How fucked are my Puts? |
| Is that right?\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/b61xf36pyy1h1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5146c9420358e832bf81fc5f199520cf4564ec31\n\n |
| I mean, with the way the rules are set it’s also more tax efficient to buy back stock instead of paying dividends. |
| 🌮: There seems to be a very good chance to make a deal, if we can do it without bombing i'll be happy\n\nGotta love the TACO |
| 🥱 |
| Burry was correct. Passive investing being turned into a scam. |
| Whatever moves i make, make the opposite |
| AH looking good 👍 ber fuk |
| You can build a thousand bridges…. |
| And NVDA is up after hours and looks like it’s gonna pump, likely into earnings; all thanks to you. We salute you 🫡 |
| I'm the singer Serj Tardian |
| Yall can’t keep my boy jensen down |
| I'm just worried that aschenbrenner rotated out of the photonics plays. Maybe the run is over? |
| Damn… cow fuckers are a menace |
| Iran better make that deal. No nukes |
| The bear case can be people need to sell their stock so they can use that money to buy the Big IPO stocks 🤷 |
| Equatys still needs to announce their satellite provider. \n\n\nSpaceX IPO is next month. \n\n\nWhat are you doing if you don't own RKLB? |
| syndrome of a down |
| hahagottemdeeznuts |
| Just buy $QQQ |
| I bought at 450, the stock went flat for a week then just skyrocketed. This market is insane. |
| If I lay brick one time that doesn’t make me a bricklayer. If I clean windows one time that doesn’t make me a window cleaner. BUT YOU HAVE SEX WITH ONE COW AND ALL OF A SUDDEN……. |
| Scam artist is gonna scam. More news at 69 |
| They meant "inflammatory" from the carbs and sodium in ramen |
| you do that |
| Ur ghey |
| I member |
| Big if true |
| He's short semis lol |
| Top 5 positions are puts: SMH, NVDA, ORCL, AVGO, AMD. |
| How should i feel about home depot earning tomorrow? I ordered a 3$ plumber's putty online. It came the next day in ups delivery. FREE SHIPPING! Not to mention the driver started texted me from an hour before. |
| Natgas just opened +7,5% and oil -3% down. It all makes sense now |
| Yeah, it could pull an AAPL in a few years depending what happens |
| The answer is always weekly spy calls, I gotta stop overcomplicating it |
| It did its thing, for months. Not saying it’s not worth more. But expect news cycle to shit on it for a bit…supply constraints, blah blah. Then after it drops, institutions will buy back in for cheap. |
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| I’m tired boss |
| Can someone explain please? |
| I will never get to eat anything other than peanut butter and jelly sandwiches because of my “moves tomorrow” |
| soon I will have to go outside when she gets home to cook food. I am hoping to drink enough where I do not realize how hot it is. I've been hydrating all day for this. |
| Jensen had an interview today and he revealed that memory is still in huge demand surpassing supplies. Dunno if this will be revealed in the earnings report tho. |
| Okay which one of you fuckers told me meme stocks were an inflationary safe haven |
| 🤣 |
| yo jay p its hot as fuck out side turn it down a couple notches thx |
| holy TE pump is this all really because of leopold |
| absolutely |
| Does it come with pre-drilled mortar launcher holes in the bed? Asking for a friend. |
| PURR continues climbing to new ATHs and this sub doesn’t even know it exists 💀 |
| 5 tril market cap up 10% MTD\n\n> "iS iT acTuaLly gOnNa puMp this tiMe?" |
| The SpaceX ipo is gonna send this stock to the moon probably. |
| I think I'm going to put my entire net worth in RONB and set a limit sell for +5%. |
| Yeah no, they do that they’d royally piss mango off |
| This is month old news. We know. USD getting cooked slowly. |
| What did he do? \n |
| Remember this morning when my spy 5/19 $730s were printing |
| bears win tmrw…according to my steve index (gf’s dad) whenever he goes golfing…the kospi takes a shite. Guess this samsung strike is going to have an effect on global supply chain |
| 🫲🥭🫱 |
| “How can we do crypto pump and dumps with real stocks” |
| He meant she’s 10…..I’m sure he’ll meet Chris Hansen soon enough |
| Just think, 50 south capital group. If you had held lpth for a week longer youd have gained about 600k more for your clients 🤣\n\n> 50 south capital group = noob investor 😛 |
| Guys don't worry, Baron's oil puts are gonna print tomorrow |
| It's obviously deliberate so they can buy more at a lower price, no CEO would say that kind of shit without board approval |
| i like sony here |
| I mean it's not worth my time to pump my 6 measly calls. |
| Just saw the Situational Awareness 13F. That guy has some balls. |
| Can't be a 10 if you can't look her in the eye without vomiting. |
| Now the TACO is causing oil to rise. |
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| one time a screenshot of a tweet sold for like 5 million dollars.\n\n \na banana duct taped to a wall? 6 million dollars |
| he’s gonna rinse and repeat these delays until the market is up 1000% in all sectors |
| USO ran well above 154 and I played the PUT and sure enough that weasel taco taco taco baby. PUT that lettuce in my pocket byatch |
| Dad is a contractor/was and can do majority of the work + his family works in various fields. I still wasn't expecting a price that high wtf 😭 really thought 20k would get us majority of the work 🤦♂️ |
| Honestly, because I’m holding leveraged shares, my target exit is around $140 by July. So, around a month. |
| Shrek please show up by EOW |
| How's that a 10? |
| you have the capital, buy time, and swing into catalysts. stop trying to "make it back", only results in more losses. good luck. |
| Everyone's talking about TACO Tuesday when the mango already fried the bulls' portfolios today. |
| "inevitable market wide drop"\n\nYep, wsb member right there |
| 100m middle class rich lol stop |
| Gonna gap at open harder than your mom can gape at close. |
| That’s not a 10… |
| A small correction was needed after last month's run up. Yet back to back red days makes it less likely that will continue tomorrow. With the SpaceX around the corner followed shortly by Anthropic / OpenAI IPO coming down the line, I just don't see where the bear case is. Where are you going to put your money? Bank accounts @ \~4ish% value loss YoY - with *at least* two rate cuts penciled in for 2026? Barely staying ahead of inflation with a 30-year bond yield at 5%? S-tier wine, real estate, fine art? If those were options none of us would be here. So it's crypto or the market. Every week, companies throw billions into 401Ks/IRAs/MM's. There's trillions tied up in the market and the vested interest it will continue performing. \n\nSlightly OTM calls on indexes. 5 day expiry. |
| Fucking pigeon almost pooed on me today while sitting on a bench. The flying rat got it between me and my coffee and it smelled so bad I had to change smoking spots\n\nI hate em |
| So get a paper bag and draw a smiley face on it. |
| Guys check US 10 year bonds . Down -0.8 % .\n\nTomorrow we will see historic rally |
| i think a few weeks ago Cramer said some shit like "i see no bear thesis" on INTC and its like -30% since he tweeted that\n\ni mean yeah its been pumped to the next level but its still pretty funny how good cramer is at this |
| Pop a Ritalin and watch some UAP Gerb videos. Lots of spooky legacy companies mentioned in there. |
| dick stuck in RDDT |
| smh |
| what companies? SAP is a nice stock? |
| She’s a 10 but has a Butterface 🧈 |
| Pretty 95% of America is rooting for spurs |
| Nah don’t worry my man 190 was a steal this thing will recover to 230 this week if Iran war doesn’t resume |
| Yes I’m still all in on RDDT with 2.5x margin and it’s going swimmingly even in this shitty market thanks for asking |
| To all the hedgies in here just know I will never sell and you cannot take my shares. I am a diamond handed warrior. My 2 shares are mine to own. |
| I tried it it’s such a waste of time and effort just using ur own money is way better. Ppl in that space are so delusional too it’s crazy |
| My brain too smooth for all those drug names but throwing 60k at biotech calls before conference presentations seems like peak WSB energy right there\n\n \nBioNTech been burning through that COVID money on R&D for while now so maybe time for something to actually work out |
| LMAO 2-3 days attack delay = WTI from 109 to 102. This market is insane |
| back to 750 tomorrow then? |
| If i wake up to a deal I am calling out of work |
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| The fact that some of these quantum scams still trade at multi-billion dollar valuations shows just how retarded this market is... |
| Guns |
| I went fully retarded on 1200 spy calls dec 2028 |
| STOP PUMPING 🛑 |
| Looks like it's headed to 200 |
| A 30,000 open on the nasdaq would be sooo nice |
| that stuff doesnt even make me happy though. like maybe just for a little bit\n\ni got a family and thats the onyl thing that keeps me going realistically. all of it is for them\n\ntrying to create generational wealth so none of us ever have to work |
| In the UK this is a post COVID thing, price of building work probably treble 2019? |
| ADHD |
| they’re going to go back to talks in islamabad just for iran to hit the emote button on US and he will fly angry tweets and postpone the attack a few day longer. rinse and repeat until economy is up 1000% |
| Is NVDA actually gonna pump this time or am I gonna get fucking teased again |
| "Too long" -- way past the next few quarters and possibly not even start producing while prices are mooning. |
| https://preview.redd.it/nh1y2mahxy1h1.jpeg?width=690&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aba91aae69fbb0a4c38ac8d47a026e9179fb593b |
| I didn’t even know there was supposed to be a new war. Can’t follow this plot anymore |
| Aaaaannd 🚀 |
| "AI" |
| you guys ever bought some pilgrims pride calls?\n\nwe headed there |
| i am an outsider, whatis the deal with the pigeon? |
| Na I just use my own money in Robinhood but was curious if all that shit even works with prop firms since I would only use it as a way to get extra money |
| UK begging to join EU is hilarious\n\nAlmost as hilarious as 🥭 grandchildren singing chinese songs to Xi |
| Probably just looking for a handout to build the factories from the government, in reality unless there is a solar flare, the demand for chips is only going to increase. Even if prices dropped, what you will see more people buying more, while the software then starts utilizing the increased space/throughput. |
| Okc |
| Takeprofittrader is pretty good. 50% off and no activations fees promo this week |
| You have 500k left, theres plenty of time to get even or get worse! |
| Maybe 10% more in IGV over the next 30D |
| Buy some stuff to make you happy like cool cars and shit |
| Lmaoo, the hands emoji is perfect. You’re imitating 🥭, right?😂 |
| >How does this make any business sense?\n\nWe're currently undergoing a tremendous monetary shift. The petrodollar is being replaced with the vibedollar. |
| whoa i'm happy for you or more likely sorry that happened based on the crying emojis |
| "sensitive information" |
| 140 |
| Thoughts on smr and imsr? |
| How is a mil not enough assuming you still work? |
| 🤔 |
| 750 is this year's 700. \n\n\nMonths of will they/won't they. |
| He is everyone knows it 😂 |
| Tom “fat cuck” Lee said get ready for 🌮 Tuesday |
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| Tease you after hours, dump in the morning, climb just under yesterdays high by EOD.... Depression |
| It’s been a brutal week (it’s Monday) |
| thou art fuk |
| Nah as long as they’re covered calls you’re good if you want to hold for the 2 years \n\nI’ve sold some 2028 LEAPS for a grand each on stocks I’m holding long term \n |
| he’s obviously lying |
| Microsoft copilot just summarized some of my previous team messages in my teams chat which contained some very sensitive information.\n\nCan some IT specialist chime in why Microsoft is allowed to spy on other companies secret sauce or is my IT department regarded and forgot to flip the AI switch off on my company provided Win 11 laptop? |
| I’d gladly take 60% |
| Backstory:\n\nSo my girlfriend's dad inherited some land up in the Mountains of California, 30 mins from a decent costal town. Absolutely beautiful piece of land, and there's the big cabin, and a couple other structures on the property. He already flipped one of the barns into a 3 bedroom. We wanted the other half to turn into a loft space...I thought it would be like 10-20k to flip right?\n\nThis mofo dropped 200k on the remodel 😭 and that was just for one side of the barn...Bro I'm gonna need to hit some serious plays back to back to back holy fuck 😭\n\nOne of the sides needs to get completely taken down top to bottom because it's deteriorated and the bathroom needs to be torn down, and kitchen...I really thought this shit would be a cool easy 20k to do holy fuck\n\nAnyways positions: COST 1100C and UNH 400C |
| Spurs or OKC? |
| sounds like you need to up your divorces brother, might as well roll up in a ridgeline. |
| Shorted oil, am I fuk? |
| Bro that’s my fav song |
| i put my positions i nthe daily thread basically every time\n\nnot gonna give certain ppl direction like that tho\n\n90% of it was getting lucky obviously\n\ni would full port every play. most people cant stomach that once the amount gets too high |
| if you love trading for a pyramid scheme more power to you bro |
| Cybersecurity and Software, yes. |
| How bro |
| go over to r/Bogleheads . delete RH. read simple path to wealth by J.L. Collins. buy VT an be free. welcome to enlightenment, my friend. |
| Northrun strategic is actually run by south capital whos a subsidary of the northern trust corp 🧐 |
| Give me a lead guitar, a bass, a lead singer with a secondary guitar, and a drummer and my 90s ass is happy. |
| There you go! Take the upvote and let’s see you at 1m! |
| Pinned at 738 forever |
| Can you tell me what to do every day |
| According to WTI trumps full of shit |
| >Agreed, we will be driving ~~lambos~~ Salvage titled Kia’s soon enough\n\nFIFY |
| r/unexpectedgrandmasboy |
| This is uncommon ball knowledge but generally speaking, when oil prices go high, nat gas prices go low. Inverse can also be true |
| Any of you regards trade with a prop firm? Wondering if they’re even worth trying just to get a payout and fund my real trading account instead of using my own money |
| Do strangles instead. |
| Ironically, it took Claude developers convincing me that SaaS was far undervalued to go all in on NOW. Funny how shit works sometimes. |
| i turned 15k into over 1 mil in the last 3 weeks and for some reason i dont even feel anything about it still. not even that happy idk.\n\nmaybe if i can turn it into 25 mil and just retire and never have to worry about anything again then ill feel something |
| This sounds like a bailout for the UAE but really it's for the US. UAE is threatening to sell bond reserves because of the strait, US doesn't want that. These will only get more common as the US fights to stop more countries from selling off US reserves. |
| sometimes prems are just too juiced - MU leaps a few weeks ago were so expensive that your r/R was actually better just buying commons lol |
| That’s what happen last week for me on MSFT. Sold for 60% profit, hits 3x on Friday |
| NVDA 200 or lower would pay me bigly this week ... |
| Because I’m not fucking Warren buffet |
| I almost only hold leaps |
| Been making 3-5% premium of my collateral every week by joining theta gang which is also cash gang in this instance |
| Iran, we are moving onto the China/Taiwan arc\n\n👐 The ratings were starting to slip, we need more action |
| Oh look, MU is pumping in after hours. That's totally real, I will totally trust the price action this time!!! |
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| you can afford a bus pass to get to your 18-25/hr job |
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| What's funny is 7470C going from 0.35 to 59 in 2 candles and back. Basically every call above 7450 had some really 🤡 fills |
| Why aren’t leaps more popular? |
| Just hold. I don't think anyone is debating whether or not MU will hit $1000. It's more a matter of when, and these past few days have given the sentiment that it wont be this week or next lol, but the fundamentals haven't changed. Hold. |
| music today is all beeps and boops |
| Cyclical business, but they will be the future of finance and banking imo |
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| Flipped the other way around, that means there is roughly 1 operational satellite in space for every 1,000 Starlink customers worldwide.\n\nHow does this make any business sense? Yeah he can get more clients but wouldn't more people get more internet coverage without satellites in the future as well. Also he has to replace those satellites because they last like 5 years. |
| Edited |
| Chipotle |
| Same, early last week. Was white-knuckling all last week, glad I believed in my thesis. |
| That's insane. And a 1U rack can hold close to 4 PETAbytes. JFC. |
| done\* |
| I’m at about -13% still holding but that’s shares\n\nCalls, yeah you might be fucked without a reversal tomorrow \n |
| fed chair probably doesn't even matter anymore with bessent printing short term bonds like crazy |
| Bold call. What indicators are you watching to feel that confident about a green close? |
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| Lol bro, sell 3 atm puts on Sandisk and earn 15k a week wtf are you doing |
| Agys calls>>> |
| record earnings mean jack for share prices. NVDA has historically don’t terrible most great earnings announcements |
| The numbers are never getting smaller |
| Ok, agreed |
| Fuck im selling. |
| Yes lol. |
| Must be bullish on their earnings coming up. I’m sitting in another space-adjacent name (RKLB) for the run-up to the SpaceX IPO |
| Ahh gotcha, I am aware of that\n\nRn I’m just running weeklies and the premiums are so high it’s been easy to close out for a profit Wouldn’t mind holding any of the stocks I’m selling them on.\n\nAnything longer term though I’ll buy and hold puts for downside protection 🫡 |
| Nice, I am wishing you peaceful sleep. The IV is too crazy for me |
| 20% |
| Holy shit attacks delayed again? Who ever saw that coming? |
| Well today was flat with extra steps |
| This is a good thought. Nvda earnings chop for sure. Ur selling me on hold. Am i dumb? |
| TACO Tuesday pamp! |
| Tip of the spear.\n\nGodspeed, lad 🫡 |
| Rotated into SAAS last week, elite tier companies. Up 18% today on equities, bought some weeklies before close. |
| Yes sir. And no one is paying attention |
| Boutta gap up downwards |
| I was up 6% on my Microsoft calls at close. Probably be down 50% soon sell for loss and watch them go on to a 10 bagger |
| Any way to compare it to investing $10K into the S&P 500? That seems like a better comparison than just inflation. |
| wish me luck chat trading the open like a pro |
| Bro you got some talent. Most frothy market there has been since the dot com era and you managed to lose money.\n\nThis game ain’t for you chief, sorry. |
| The Rip resumes tomorrow, hope you sold your puts. |
| Show all-time. |
| Pennies, a currency swap requires a lot of billions, they will have 20-30B tops in crypto. And they can’t even sell all of them because they will crash the market. |
| Even Taco Tuesday cannot save your calls. |
| btc |
| Yall ready for another red day? Back to april 2025 lows? |
| Is there a space company with a P/S ratio lower than 30 these days? |
| eh i scalped a few from $1.7 to $5+ in the last 13 mins so i'm good with it what i got outta these, considering what it closed at |
| it’s the new recession indicator |
| Well I'm getting some sleep, good night bols and bers |
| Bonds didn’t move much with that 🌮. He might say something again in the next 24hrs to see if he can move it. My guess “Reduce tariffs by 1%” |
| they can take your life but they can't take your call profits |
| Shares but 30% of port and down 20%. |
| Yeah dude restaurants are fucking gross |
| Tons of potential given that image sensor deal |
| puts.\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/2cx2z6p6wy1h1.png?width=825&format=png&auto=webp&s=bd4eb14cbb0501138cee51184476043bae82e69f |
| Why does it feel like a flat day tomorrow |
| You could have given that to me instead, but you chose to lose it all |
| Regard good to go sir! |
| Bruv yo face is about to gap up |
| Just dropped 70k on June calls based on some Phase 2 mesothelioma data that hasn't even released yet, this is peak WSB energy right here |
| What stocks to buy for alien disclosure coming |
| Yes, that’s the one. On top gear, they put a Hilux on top floor of a high-rise building. Hilux survived even after the entire building was brought down by controlled demolition. |
| Please do some research into EUV etf. The next "dram" |
| Losing 100k in a bull market btw |
| MU and ILMN |
| Gcts will give me lambo in 2 years |
| What happens in Africa stays in Africa. Shit don't get real till white boomer retards get it. See under haunter 👻 viroos. |
| Sure bud |
| I can't see that Emoji and not think "Kash Patel" |
| It's outperforming. |
| Aren't all photonics stock like that? AXTI, AAOI,... |
| Why would i ban bet the opposite position of my VIX calls |
| futures are about to gap up |
| Lol |
| Nothing can destroy a 4th gen Hilux because it was a simple machine. They haven’t made that truck since the 90s. \n\nSource: I’ve owned six different Toyota trucks, 1978-2000 |
| MSFT is the new recession indicator |
| That 3:01pm spike today was absolutely insane! |
| https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bclTMTHSBeA |
| How the hell can you lose money in this market ? |
| After the biggest pump month in wall Streets history things start to cool down and already we're back to the bitching just 2% from ATH |
| If pigs fly,,, then fuckin.... Yea |
| Tomorrow, big green |
| I'm not gooning at work\n\nI'm working while gooning |
| Duke Nukem Forever |
| Im starting to think northrun strategic has the call wall on lpth at 12.50 and they keep offloading to protect that shit lol |
| Short king |
| Ticker? |
| Gooning on company dime is worth it |
| All this insanity makes me feel like they know the worlds coming to an end soon. \n\nThat being said - calls |
| Same brother, we hold strong together.. |
| If RKLB with $200 million in sales a quarter and after 20 years in business can't turn a profit, and supposedly they have good management, imagine what kind of future RDW has with their atrocious management and almost tripling their shares since last year. Yikes. |
| Throw a letter and a number dice in the air. Correlate that into hexadecimals. Whatever letters it says I go all in. |
| Taco said fake bombing is postponed |
| Same, I have been accumulating |
| Wild |
| Is this the truck with like minimal electronics/tech? If so, it’s going to crush everything. Im not a truck guy, but if buy one for those once a year use cases you run into |
| The most surefire way to become spontaneously rich through investments like this is to already be rich when the opportunity presents itself. |
| When he makes 300k a year but is 5’6” |
| Yup! |
| They can't change the Big Mac index, the only true measure of inflation that poors care about |
| True that - but MRAM is/was a micro cap - somehow 800M now though. None of this makes sense. |
| Thoughts on AIPO etf? The energy story seems far from over. |
| Buy puts to offset the CSP. Pick a strike that caps your downside, e.g. I have SLV 50p 1/27 in equal quantity to my monthly CSP at 70. That caps loss at -28%. If you get higher options clearance from your broker you don’t even need the cash to cover, the short leg does that for you |
| Why would you ever measure from the bottom of a crash? That makes literally no sense. Cute insult though. |
| I bought 100 may 22 $20 calls this morning for $0.19\n\nIf we even hit $16 by Wednesday I’ll close that position for an easy 5k\n\nEdit: they’re already at $0.27 so I’ll just plan to close them the moment they drop to my entry \n\nThis is how you day trade |
| Where is this info? |
| I’m rotating out of the trade. I started selling last week, and hopefully will be able to get out of most of my options this week. \n\nI’m rotating into software… |
| Yuengling |
| chegg just emailed me saying i can get a masters in ai if i pay them 12k lmao i thought this shit was already bankrupt |
| Guys, i shat on a pigeon today, last time I shat on a pigeon the stock went up, which stock you ask? Yes. green, like Kermit's cucumber, |
| I don’t think there’s much question over whether nvidia has good earnings, just whether it dumps after good earnings |
| You can communicate your personal space needs all you want. You had just better hope that her "strange dick" needs are not as strong. |
| nvidia will have good earnings. just expect the same bullshit reaction as last time |
| Why would anyone goon at work? |
| #Just print more oil bessent, are u stupid? |
| Yes they can but why would they? Their interests overlap exactly 0% with retail |
| They aren’t stopping the ai until we have something else to jump\nOnto |
| If MU can get to 700 tomorrow I think we’ll be back for more mooning |
| Hilux is sold for 13-15k usd worldwide. They’ll make it expensive so people won’t buy it. It’s extremely durable and will outlast my marriages. |
| Not naked on the 30's. Will i regret it? Maybe. Hard to pass up that kind of money for 3x though. I see it as a win-win. |
| DG 160 to 100 in a couple months. |
| pls no everything |
| Aren’t they touching basically everything? |
| Intuitive Machines (LUNR) announces two new lunar reconnaissance contracts.\n\n[Intuitive Machines Announces Two Prime Lunar Reconnaissance Contracts | Intuitive Machines](https://investors.intuitivemachines.com/news-releases/news-release-details/intuitive-machines-announces-two-prime-lunar-reconnaissance) |
| Nothing is real. MRAM has a PE OF 3,700 and everyone was still buying tf out of it lol |
| The rest of this week seems dangerous AF regarding which direction to bet on.\n\nWhether or not the ceasefire holds, whether or not Nvidia has good earnings, whether or not bonds/oil continues to be volatile.\n\nThe market will either fucking rip or fucking drill this week, Theta Gang won't win this one. |
| My puts are asking the same question. |
| whos in $NOW ? |
| This is why I think universal income will eventually happen. It allows consumerism to continue. Also allows “growth” for companies in real dollars. I think we are still a long way from this though. \n\nOr we create new jobs. Maybe both |
| Without memory, I can’t wipe |
| Naturally |
| Yes. |
| I bought shares at 195 as well. But I expect another leg down sooner than later |
| Yeah its like bar pizza, cracker crust. Cheap af, like $1.50 and surprisingly good. |
| Fine with me |
| Whatcha drinking with that? |
| thank you for your sacrifice |
| It’s my cake day yet I’m eating ramen 😪 |
| Learn technical analysis. \nWait for dips on trending names, then buy (today was a nice day to do this). \nNever add to a losing trade. \nSet a stop loss that equals 1-2% of your total account, stick to it.\n\nYour options days are over, knock it off, buy shares.\n\nYou have 500k. With some discipline and risk management you could make 10k a month without even trying. |
| Everything into MSFT various expiries |
| Oil can be sourced from other areas 🤡 |
| It’s the new GLD |
| It’s a Belgium beer, perfect reason to buy it |
| Makes sense to me, but the bears still had a feast today. |
| They make whole pizzas not just pizza rolls?? Lol TIL |
| Shorted MU and SNDK before the close. Gonna print tomorrow! |
| 😂 😂 \nYour comic books and your FaceBook feed are NOT science books\n |
| Literally tho |
| POET 16 |
| Similar. I bought some shares and sold out when they broke $230ish last week as it was close enough I didn't want to deal with it. Came close enough to finding the top. Bought some more on the dip today. Will probably sell off by mid-day Wednesday. If it makes some more, great. If not, I've already made great bank off of it in the last month. |
| I might’ve actually timed my rebuy into NBIS perfectly at 190.6 for options and 191 for shares. Tomorrow we’ll know for sure |
| Brother, you can't even do math, stop trading. |
| 1.776 billion. \n\nWe are not serious people |
| I could give you couple advices if you wish, DM me. (events) You have to view market as a shell, it has multiple layers and one overrides previous one, so even if inner shell gives you bullish feeling the outer more important will cancel previous one, since it's more important. Contain/ground your urge to trade. Also options are harder to navigate. |
| This article is from almost a month ago? |
| Because everyone is cutting down on drinking |
| When they start replacing all the storage and memory, that’s when us plebs sneak in their wake and collect the scraps. |
| If you’re interested, watch Top Gear’s coverage on Toyota Hilux. Nothing, literally nothing can destroy a Hilux. |
| bought MU today |
| Certainly showing resilience today. Support appears strong. I bought the dip to add to my position. Macro could kill it but yeah. |
| you should probably use forward pe but ye it's still expensive as fuck |
| i'm about to buy the 190's if they aren;t more than 400$ |
| I am diamond handing this bitch through earnings |
| https://preview.redd.it/nehw0tu2vy1h1.png?width=320&format=png&auto=webp&s=1fbb6b0d20d93f46a7052df0f50006e0c7dcbd36\n\n |
| No it won’t I have calls sorry |
| Are you holding calls or shares? |
| Bagnarok |
| For a 40-year-old willing to live a middle-class life (<2000 sq ft home, two cars, two weeks vacation a year), with separate adequate retirement savings (meaning you only need the money to last until age 67), you probably need 35x your annual expenses.\n\nYour annual expenses vary based on where you want to live, whether you have other mouths to feed (spouse, kids), whether you will need to pay for other life events (kids' college, kids' marriages), and whether you need to pay for health insurance.\n\nI think that puts most people who could even think about retiring in the $2M to $4M range to retire at 40 without kids and more like $3M to $10M to retire at 40 with kids depending on lifestyle. There is also "CoastFIRE" which means you still work, but in a lower stress lower income job (basically to stretch those living expenses). |
| Guys I sold my DRAM calls at a loss today because they were bleeding me like a pig, so congrats it's about to have a 25% day |
| ultimately it begs the question of where the stock will go post IPO. \nIf the stock goes up then it's a win/win for everyone. |
| A totinos party pizza is the best fuckn deal out there. |
| You’re right and they will. |
| Intel price target raised to 130. Caught on what to do. |
| I mean it's like 50-60%. I guess that's high relative to how it normally is under 50% but also earnings are coming up. More risk but more reward too, so it's a wash in the end anyways. |
| Shit Apples, Randy. Shit Apples. |
| The hangover |
| I know we live in the upside down, but 706 P/E for CBRS?!? Puts on Cerebras. No way this hype holds.\n\nEdit to correct the ticker because I’m an idiot and had put CBRE vs CBRS. |
| I’m not denying that. I’m denying that Tesla is worth 100X earnings. |
| I think were in pre nvda earnings chop. NVDA confirms we still need 100x memory etc they ow the top off. NVDA announces they're speed running chips that require less memory, we go down. But until then its chop |
| Today is **Day 80** of the war?? \n# |
| https://preview.redd.it/fdnykkyxuy1h1.png?width=320&format=png&auto=webp&s=194b002ec076a0b42bf94540b7ab36eaae3b4a0c\n\n |
| i would hold anything long rn tbh. the time to sell was last thursday with me >:) |
| Any thoughts on nflx? |
| Looks like we git a giga ber on lpth now. Whats this i see 25k sale block? Boy we goin over 12.50 aint no stoppin this train |
| I'm talking EoY |
| I was busy at work today. Wtf was that 3pm candle? |
| How much are you down? \n\nI’m holding DRAM despite being down a fair amount, AI trade sort of depends on these companies making insane amounts of hardware for the next year or two \n |
| https://preview.redd.it/8wo8khgvuy1h1.png?width=320&format=png&auto=webp&s=7567bcbb5c4a970d4a38d2c66477a68ad747e0ba\n\n |
| It's all we have left. |
| All of those stocks you named have way way more than 100% left. Those are multi baggers, some 10x from today |
| Not enough supply to support demand isn’t bad |
| Welcome to the community brother |
| Thank you mango. He is currently talking about breaking stock market records |
| I’m sure rhey let everyone in the club finish selling first. |
| so you're talking leaving it out in a room for days ? |
| Pure comedy. |
| You are not gonna wanna hear this, but the answer is NVDA 275C dec 2028 |
| What’s even considered middle class |
| I bag held them was up 1.5k to down 2k exited at a 1.3k profit |
| https://preview.redd.it/rsl2q9vsuy1h1.png?width=320&format=png&auto=webp&s=bd25c79469995f4319c0ecdbeef3038e36d80efb\n\n |
| More Sony . |
| Don’t think so. $5 calls expiring friday \n\nOpened 5.85 today, now at 4.81 \n\nA 4% reversal doesnt feel too impossible, and there’s 4 days to go. Weekly high of c. 7,4 so a decent chance i’ll roll. \n |
| Probably time to think about becoming a member of r/MU_Stock |
| Yes! |
| Looks like Operation Epic Failure is coming along nicely... |
| describes anyone with a 1-5m port.\n\n10m and you become a lower class rich. \n\n100m to become middle class rich.\n\n500m to be considered upper class rich. |
| \*insert ‘I don’t even want any profits anymore’ skeleton praying meme\* |
| https://preview.redd.it/quiblg0puy1h1.png?width=320&format=png&auto=webp&s=f602a08f208d9802b72fc3132e7aa87a2e8b1f04\n\n |
| Upvote for honesty |
| Just need another 100% increase to finally break even again 😢 |
| Now its time for space stonks |
| It just will be |
| Im very confused as to what to do with my MU. Are we in a taco situation? Will the market rage of trumps weird bs? Take the loss and just keep it moving? Hold and say fuck it?\n\nHelp me fellow retards? |
| they'll probably castrate it like the land cruiser. |
| APLD? |
| Bought 2 shares today |
| It was like $500 something on May 1 no one has good answers lol |
| No truck can come even remotely close to Toyota Hilux. |
| Diabetes warning, calls in LLY |
| https://preview.redd.it/itkwuf6muy1h1.png?width=320&format=png&auto=webp&s=d211151b02926bdc1dc178898f5525c06dbe1994\n\n |
| It’s like SPY 690 all over again |
| Really? I only smell it |
| Yes the energy crisis is real no matter what the markets do. Also the persistent inflation and the increasing inflation due to this energy crisis as well. The market can behave like nothing is happening for a while but eventually it has to be acknowledged sooner than later. |
| used up whatever little i had buying semis dip, no money left for spacex |
| Tbh I’m up a few G’s using my cash reserves as collateral\n\nDoes seem like it’s topping out though, wdym by spread I’m new \n |
| you will get what you deserve |
| https://preview.redd.it/195c190juy1h1.png?width=320&format=png&auto=webp&s=b6d20eccb1174a274cff07df4266a39dcdeadf69\n\n |
| I always let my winners out so early cuz I’m traumatized and let the losers ride. True retard |
| I’m just happy to have a phone to trade with and lose money. |
| I feel like you are just thinking about the drones being used at the front line and not the long range drone. |
| Ugh 🤦♂️ |
| The families of ancestors whose human bones were made into, and then used as, oil deserve compensation. I mean that. |
| Why HIMS stock Titanic? |
| Your mom is an options bubble |
| RevCo.\nRevolting Cocks...\n\nYeah, that's--\nThat's who I work for right now, y'know...\n\nAnd y'know I must be really hard up, too, workin' for some muthafuckas with a name for a group like that.\n\nKnow what I mean?\nYeah...\n\n<whimsical note> |
| How funny would it be if they dont allow congress to trade and the top commenters here disappear |
| You down 15% and you quit? \n\nPussy |
| you answered your own question |
| Happy birthday big dawg |
| Ex Post Taco |
| Never forget |
| Time to focus on total gain |
| Is it going to compete with the 150? It’s probably closer to the Maverick |
| Bonkers saw the same thing happen with google before it skyrocketed again |
| Is NVDA worth playing with IV so high? |
| MSFT so strong when everything is weak |
| who thinks this is AI top |
| Spy 0dte |
| Is MU a good buy here? Honest Question |
| Few thousand dollars |
| That run on RKLB this morning was fucking insane, up like 10% instantly \n\nWas sweating bullets last night watching it dip below $120\n |
| Probably the next cathy |
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| Meth |
| All I care |
| It's gonna moon you with its bare ass again |
| buy both then both can go down |
| Feel free to do whatever you please with your money but never bet more than you can afford to lose |
| Ebola again? |
| Birds are not real or intelligent.... |
| Okay need 26k got 2.5k |
| Maybe if the other teams rolled around on the ground pretending to be injured more they could have won the soccer game |
| Why? They double missed their last earnings lol |
| OOTL |
| I can’t measure from the drop in April but you can measure the stock price in AH? Stop talking to me, retard |
| he shat on me, puts tomorrow |
| CRWD or PANW? Why? |
| Largest daily run up was like 15% on the 8th so maybe not likely ish |
| Hey hey I feel personally attacked here |
| CSP on meme equities is a recipe for disaster. Do spreads at least |
| Right now 240 calls expiring 22 may have 75 IV with 3.6 premium. After earnings IV could be cut in half and calls could lose the same maybe more if you take time decay into consideration. So then dealers are too long and are forced to reduce their hedges. |
| is leopold a regard? |
| Hoping it’s consolidating for a huge leg up tomorrow\n\nBut you never know, could just as easily head back to $210 \n |
| Shout out to the gulf states for the worst bribes in history 🤣 |
| MSFT being the only green stock on the board is the fucking funniest thing |
| Is MU gonna moon now |
| Oh i get it now. Lpth is undervalued cuz boomers were left holding the bag after the dot com bubble. Well i got news for you mr bloomer, this time is different 🤨 |
| Yo |
| Unbelievable we’re not at $750 right now |
| I have a 200 weekly LOL cuz I figured it dumps after earnings usually |
| TOYOTA HILUX IS FINALLY ENTERING THE US MARKETS AFTER SEVERAL DECADES.\n\nFORD F150 CAN POUND SAND. |
| G12 |
| And they’d still hit |
| BB is the chosen one. |
| It has been since Bretton Woods at least. |
| Maybe it doesn't matter to be honest. \n\nDo they need to recover the dollars if their plan is literally a yolo suicide bet on changing the definition of economic activity with AI (entirely removing human labor reliance) or going bust? \n\nIf it works we won't care about dollars anymore. Instead our worries will transfer to material availability and how it constrains our ability to build more with the AI. It's unclear humans even have a real purpose in this economic setup other than "being served by the output of automation" (or dying without purpose while those who own the AI + physical world interface enjoy it's outputs)...... \n\nIf it doesn't work they owe the bank a trillion dollars. (Banks problem they win here -> easiest bankruptcy of all time). \n\nThis is the game we are allowing them to play with our lives. The bets already been placed on the table and locked in. The first card was dealt. The time to stop it came and past. Exciting times. \n\n |
| How NVDA went from $230 open to low of $219 today and closed at $222 with 2 days before record earnings is beyond me. |
| Luminar: 0$ in less than 5 yeeeaaars |
| Am I the only one who isn't rich but also not poor |
| it takes two to taco i mean tango |
| What's the pigeon up to? |
| Fuckin banbet it then coward |
| my may 22 765 mu call is up like 40% now. Pick up those babies around 3:30pm. Feel the vibe start to change trend. Lets hope it survive overnight. Was thinking that it will get pumped after nvda earning (nvda it self probably will drop in ah but its memory demand should pump mu and sndsk) \n \nThen probably exit immediately morning post nvda earning, before theta start accelerating decay. |
| So, can you generally buy puts a few minutes after an IPO launches? Asking for a friend. |
| **$SPCX** will most likely be the cycle **top**. Mark those calendars |
| BOIL chart looks tasty. Historically, I lose money on this trade every time. That just means I'm due, right? |
| Im here to chew gum and lose money.. and im all out of money |
| Let the Fonzi scheme begin\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/9hislpuwty1h1.jpeg?width=250&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=529b7f5801b8b28f8e5cf447aca0912c20defa15 |
| Selling CSPs on space sector red days has been free money\n\nWhich means it won’t work forever….\n |
| It's amazing how blatantly corrupt all of these institutions are now showing themselves to be. They're not even trying to hide it anymore. |
| Bro really expects to just be at ath all the time |
| They built a reactor in 230 days and are turning it on in six weeks, what are you smoking? |
| This is patently false. I work in the industry. We’ve been operating at 100% capacity for several years. Literally squeezing as much out of each manufacturing site to as humanly possible |
| Hood will be generational |
| Any Pigeon news? |
| He taco’d why are my stocks still red? |
| Im in similar boat, got 360k to start with, do many stupid things i cant remember . That account account hit 1mil once, and $800k twice, and today 4 years later, im only up $40k now with a balance of $400k. While my wife account start at 40k, simple dca $2600 a month buying smh, vgt, amd, now that account is $310k, up around 110%. My last blow was catching fallen knife with robinhood, lost $130k. \n\nAnyhow, some expensive lesson learned. I will keep it simple from now on, buy some moderate risk etf, trim when up, buy good beaten down company, and keep options gambling down to 5-10%. |
| Idk just pump my bags. Don’t give a fuck about the UFO’s |
| I’m not talking overnight man |
| $BNTX here are the abstracts they submitted \n\n* “First report of efficacy and safety results from a phase 2 trial evaluating BNT327/PM8002 plus chemotherapy as first-line treatment in unresectable malignant mesothelioma.” \n* “DB-1311/BNT324 (a novel B7H3 ADC) in patients with castrate-resistant prostate cancer (CRPC).” \n* “First-in-human phase I/II trial evaluating BNT142, a first-in-class mRNA encoded, bispecific antibody targeting Claudin 6 (CLDN6) and CD3, in patients with CLDN6-positive advanced solid tumors.” \n* “A global Phase 3 double-blind, randomized trial of BNT327/PM8002 plus chemotherapy compared to atezolizumab plus chemo in patients with first-line extensive-stage small cell lung cancer (ES-SCLC).” |
| I swear to god if nuke scenario would ever occur, the people here would call it a ”bear trap” when the missile alarm goes off and keep buying 0 DTE SPY calls |
| Thank you for not pumping MU right after 🌮 candle, dear MMs! |
| yes but unironically |
| Happy birthday ya filthy animal 🎉 |
| I'm literally only doing at the money scalps from now on and buying shares. Holding at all obliterates me and I wait like I'm in the cuck chair at the end of the day for my option to break even. I'm gonna buy at the money, get the hell out +37% or whatever 2 mins later |
| SEC IS SAID TO READY PLAN FOR TRADING CRYPTO VERSIONS OF STOCKS\n\nTHE SECURITIES AND EXCHANGE COMMISSION IS EXPECTED TO RELEASE ITS SO-CALLED INNOVATION EXEMPTION FOR TOKENIZED STOCKS AS SOON AS THIS WEEK |
| Shut up retard |
| Next big dump will be a good buy |
| Hold DRAM for the next year. |
| Good call on OKLO |
| Yeah, cool kids |
| I can’t believe how slept on PURR is in this sub |
| How many LEAPS did you sell? Are they naked? |
| It’s always open silly |
| Maybe they can take the money from Trumps “DOJ settlement fund?” |
| I would take a breather from options for a bit and just pick up momentum with shares. It sucks ass and seems like impossible but you got plenty enough to recover that even passively without the crazy option shit.. good luck to you bb |
| is investing in AI just hedging your future if your job gets taken over by it |
| If iran doesn't surrender tomorrow, they will get bombed with another 1 week ceasefire. Whole civilization will know peace. |
| More bots then retards.. |
| Yeah give up truelly and just do stocks. 12 only |
| Essentially, I wouldn’t invest in anything that the ME is touching right now. If the strait isn’t sorted soon they will be in big trouble financially. |
| Hey now, his companies make almost a few $billion a year so they deserve $10trillion valuations! Absolute clownshoes. When the shit finally collapses it is going to be hilarious. |
| Additional lung cancer–focused BioNTech abstracts referenced in 2026 conference coverage include:\n\n* “First-Line Pumitamig (PD-L1 × VEGF-A bsAb) Monotherapy in PD-L1+ Non-Squamous and Squamous Non-Small Cell Lung Cancer: Data from a Phase 1b/2a Trial in China.” \n* “Progression-Free Survival and Overall Survival with Pumitamig (PD-L1 × VEGF-A bsAb) Plus Chemotherapy in Patients With EGFR-Mutated Advanced Non-Small Cell Lung Cancer Following Progression with EGFR TKI in China: Phase 2 Study Results.” |
| NVDA pushing up to $240 seems pretty free, at which point puts are probably the play. I can't see the market not wanting to touch the top of that channel before it reverses. If I'm wrong, so be it. |
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