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| Lucky buddy! You get to live in a house! |
| This guy fucks |
| Are ya winning son? |
| Some investments are easy to see will be huge gainers, and you only have the money in equities but the urge to not sell ever because of diamond hands mindset is too high. And sometimes in those cases by not reallocating, we miss out on huge gains.\n\nI remember reading Intel's news day 1 and thinking wow thats an easy bet. But I had tsmc already, and I liked how my port balance was at the time. Both then and now I could see some stuff that I should have trimmed. Oh well tho. Can't be mad forever |
| Oh, it's a 1 week chart... |
| lol it’s just funny he replies like that when the CFO and owner are in the email.\n\nLike you’re literally telling them you’re useless |
| Everyone has been doomscrolling that’s probably profitable. Company not as affected by oil. Didn’t really run despite double beat last quarter. Alternatively, it’ll have competition because I think twitter is going to be included in spacex ipo. I obviously like it but market money is boomer money. I actually think they might the run they didn’t get last time but I’m more likely to sell csps at 140-145 than actually bet either way because I’m lame. |
| I plan to end the bull run Monday by buying a small position in AMD |
| Glad news came out on Friday that we were definitely going! Lost 10% of the port to that little doozy! |
| Commodities go up in a fuel stressed recession |
| citron pov |
| Considering Claude just released a design/prototype feature that does what Figma does in a fraction of the time, which more robust features, I think this isn’t the best idea |
| Isn’t it at an all time high? |
| I’m doubling down on both MU and Poet calls. Fuck it. |
| I'd just like if the market were in any way rational. |
| Starting to see many ads lately of 1-person/seat quadcopters, like the Jetson being sold for 130k-ish and apparently no flying licence required. Are flying cars finally becoming a thing? Any stocks for this stuff? |
| What aboud hours of handies? |
| Bold. |
| Or what he’s saying is it’s been nice knowing ya 🔥 |
| You got fucked |
| This is all corporate work except people pretend what they do matters |
| That gif of Pepe the frog heading for the exit door always fckn kills me lmao |
| He’s one of the best of all time for sure: |
| It's a trap, never let them take you to a second location |
| The same way they lost it |
| Too much words, could of summarize it up with people are dumb and gonna do what they want with their money |
| Only if the conviction is backed by research. Otherwise it’s just volatility wearing a suit. The real duplicator is disciplined positioning over time. |
| https://preview.redd.it/2b9ky9wexexg1.jpeg?width=540&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c7e53362c5050348ba5976994dcf683261a8665d |
| Then why weren’t we just going up before anyways? |
| I just came so hard |
| Then uh, green is just on a hot streak |
| Usually on a bed, curled up to the left. You? |
| He doesn’t |
| So true |
| How do you guys even make $1.5 million while being this regarded? |
| Yes it did u troglodyte. \n\nWe were way closer to our 2% goal prior than after. \n\nOr are you one of those ‘HUR DURR MUH PRICES NEED TO GO BACK TO PRE 2020 PRICES FOR JPOW TO BE SUCCESSFUL’ folks? |
| Like these 24 hr symbols?\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/syysjqdbxexg1.jpeg?width=1206&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2d7c555fdee01f64b2116dd60e61f91775e18f1d |
| They are 100% full of shit, 3 months ago they gave the same excuses when they wouldn't allow anyone to buy **shares** so why is it ok now?lol |
| Big Pharma? |
| God almighty my stomach turned bc I was on the opposite side of this taking the elevator up |
| I bought hella good cars under 4k back in the day. Now I will never have that chance again in LA lol |
| investing $20 per spin into Huff and Even More Puff slot machine |
| My boss responds to emails with “Here is what AI thinks (paste)”\n\nIf his wife and the owners wife weren’t friends I don’t see how he’d have a job. He’s literally telling us AI is doing the work for him, when he works at all |
| Exchanging hours of work for money is a scam. |
| It is what it is |
| It's going to 120 |
| That’s how much my house cost. |
| Hear me out…. Puts |
| No shit\n\nIntel to 120 |
| Envoy trip cancelled - BULLISH! |
| Kids love pokemon and Nintendo stock is in the dump. |
| Why doesn't JaneStreet buy a country or fund a military to take over one |
| That stand up he did in the green suit is top tier comedy |
| Shorted before intel earnings rip |
| Walmart greeter tried telling me I can’t bring my own microwave to plug in their break room and heat up some Swedish meatballs. What the fuck kind of dystopian hellscape is this store. |
| Explain the business case you got 2 min |
| I’d slut myself out so fast if I was a pretty girl, I’d do anything to maximize profits LMAO🤌. |
| Wow you went full retard! |
| They are messing with the weather gauges at airports go rig prediction market bets\n\n-"the world is a casino" \n\n-🥭 |
| Not based on mood, but MU just had a breakout and it's within 5% of the breakout. I'm watching it even though I made a fuck ton of money on it last week |
| Sorry to hear that. |
| Why? |
| Hope he does something special for his last one |
| Bulls watch the 700 club |
| I just got hired at a second location for my job. Couldn't be happier. Both pay 30+per hr gross on average, and I don't have kids. Some bills, and hcol. Our local jobs organization did a study which puts me in lower middle class on solo income, but middle class when including my gfs income |
| WhoreDash |
| I hope you have some time left… |
| I’ve dabbled for my mom but that’s it lmao |
| How do you sleep at night |
| Inflation makes stocks more valuable too. Especially AI datacenter crap is not affected by consumers being poor, they say. |
| There’s too many plays this week, I might not make any. Unless someone has a feeling. Feel free to pitch me on your mood based moonshot. |
| With all the bans reddit is doing, we should definitely buy puts on that. What say u/Valkyrie_Skuld? |
| The more I talk to people underperforming the market the more it seems to me that pseudo-intellectualism is the main reason why most failing investors fail.\n\nLook at every ber, cash gang member, value investor, etc. They are all convinced they have some sort of edge or hidden ability to determine market opportunities because they think doing a "dollar cash flow analysis", talking about "KPIs", or applying some abstract macro-economic theory to the market makes them special.\n\nThey seem to think they're doing something nobody else can, but the reality is that everyone else has the self-awareness to realize it's a flawed approach based on a large amount of assumptions and uncertainties.\n\nRandom thought, but just I'd share. Just find it crazy that all of the greatest investors in the world talk about simply putting 2 and 2 together to find good investments (for example: no debt, company expanding, lots of demand, profitable). \n\nYet so many "investors" want to sit their with their calculators out trying to determine the affects of a small 7% bond on a company's gross margins over 5 years. |
| God speed. I'm hoping for the same from asts |
| Imagine banning you |
| Applying at AI startups. Your boy wants to retire early |
| Inflation never went away you clown |
| that’s why you always hold to 0.01, just in case. |
| > Call me what you want, but these drugs should be last resort to fix dangerous obesity levels. \n\nA person with self-control would say that, but the reality is most people taking the drugs don't have enough self-control to cut their eating without using a drug to curb their appetite. |
| Best EV available PERIOD in america*\n\nFtfy |
| Dumbass bear |
| I got banned for a couple days a few weeks ago. I’m sure Reddit mods are pissed at their own ai at this point |
| 2025 was a +17% year tho. |
| I used the fact I didn’t need student loans to take them out as a luxury to create generational wealth lol. There were definitely a few times I almost went bankrupt during this wild ride, but I’ve watched enough Kamikazee cash videos to realize what can and almost always does happen when you lose sight of reality. Never bad to trim on the way up to hedge against your emotions. But yeah poet almost certainly has more incredible news on the horizon, that’s why we’re still in it balls deep. Glad to be in it with u brother 🫡 |
| What yall dumping your P busting money on next week? |
| Absolutely the most retarded mother fuckers on earth. |
| Red won last year, so green was due |
| More like all green and 0/00 is red, it’s going to tank one day but no one knows when🤔 might as well keep following the trend until that day comes |
| Sir, this is a casino. |
| Indeed I did |
| I’m 47 and working at Wendy’s. I already put your fries in the bag for you. |
| just about anything quantum is a short |
| 😢 |
| Everyone expected corporate earnings to be strong and continue growing. That is why |
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| You're a man of taste |
| Just say you haven't looked into the company whatsoever and just look at charts |
| 🌈 🫦 |
| Sometimes we should slow down and take the slow and steady approach like 10% weekly returns |
| Larper. The true poor are playing Hunger games |
| Now it's the opposite |
| You’re probably a virgin! |
| You’re right those are fun |
| UNH puts during the -30% crash had better returns but very few people traded it back then |
| Will JC return before 27, yes at 4% \n\nThese 4% are __________ |
| ur gey |
| I’ll buy some once options drop. |
| Right. Rich folks spend all day working |
| They are censoring us |
| How’s Xanadu Quantum? |
| Yeah good point, I forgot to mention the random singalongs we have here 🤣🤣 |
| Fate has changed my plans (probably) |
| Video games are for poor people. |
| Same for me LOL |
| Present and accounted for. Just waiting around… shares not options though so just gonna like do crossword puzzles and shit till good news about 📡🛰️ |
| PAPER TRADE PUSSY\n\nno 24 hour symbol on ToS means its paper account\n\nthis sub is nothing but liars |
| I don’t really fuck with the rest of Reddit everyone’s always butthurt about something |
| Bad bot |
| I’m a Hamadrayas Baboon. |
| Went as far OTM as possible for max exposure lol. Knew the company was a sleeping beast so strike price didn’t matter too much. Was buying them at $20 each |
| Market is red/green roulette instead of red/black with free beers 🐥 |
| Before Iran war: economy and supply chains trudging along exactly as they were last year. Nothing special to note, some pedo shit going on about rich people. \n\nResult? Markets down about -1% YTD. \n\nAfter Iran War: Strait has been open and closed repeatedly in some weird retarded fashion. Mango now blockading the same strait he wanted open for some reason. Supply chains fucked, gas prices up, inflation back. Tons of uncertainty and no on really knows what’s going to happen next. \n\nResult? Face ripping rally, markets now up +4.4% YTD.\n\nCan someone explain this for me? |
| Most other subs on here seem to be echo chambers/circle jerks wsb is one of the most tolerant subs I’ve seen |
| This is what it’s all about |
| Idk if I trust a news sources that says something will ”rip higher” |
| Yeah, I meant puts |
| Not reimbursible |
| Where Barbie been at? |
| Around 2010 AMD was bouncing between $2-$4 every other month. |
| This is WSB. WE BETTING ON THE ROCKETS. TF. |
| Preech |
| Sucks. |
| Not zero, because it has value for crime. But def isnt worth 80k |
| hopefully this bozo doesn't delete his reddit account or close the position after posting that he is going to hold it to $10MM |
| So you’re saying the internet is diverse |
| Bro said inside trading “it’s what it’s” |
| Please do, or if he has any friends or his mailman |
| Yea bears always win |
| Fucking RIP\n\nHad I listened, I'd be down 25% on a PLTR position relative to this, with a marginal decrease on ASTS. BROTHERRR |
| Wsb is such a magical place. Some geniuses mixed with some absolute idiots, some massively insecure posts mixed in with people who have zero shame, old geezers, young whippersnappers, truly a fascinating blend of people/bots |
| RemindMe! January 14th, 2028 |
| quantum computing.. GG. |
| Why would I care? |
| A manual with low miles and the right options is 17k, same care was 10k pre Covid. \n\nBeaters were 5k cars all day long |
| Please at least cut out $167,000 worth of stock. SMH.\n\nLike others have said. You won’t be satisfied at 10 mil either. You’re past the point of any amount being good enough. If you were smart, you’d cut at least enough and put it into some solid stocks that are more mainstream or a high yield dividend for some income and use that to further bolster your position on RKLB.\n\nBut you won’t do any of that, you’ll probably hold and it will go to 3.5/4 million before stalling out and slowly bleeding you back towards 1 million and then you’ll sell and lose out because the ol phrase:\n\nBulls make money, bears make money, pigs get slaughtered. |
| Sell CC and sell (or buy) a couple puts. |
| Lakers to beat the rockets is 90% chance. You can make 10% risk free in a week maximum |
| Some of you never traded in the covid jpow era.\n\nBefore he talked markets would sell off. The moment he showed his face it would be a rocket ship up.\n\nEvery single time. lmao |
| Imma laugh if actual literal corn becomes the play in half a year and BTC goes bust |
| Did you get banned? |
| Didn’t you say you had a life this weekend? |
| Stfu cryptonerd |
| You come off as very unpleasant. Muted and blocked. |
| Don't know if you meant that as a joke but my market model uses 21 day EMA on the index and it's extremely accurate. |
| Being unable to shitpost the past 3 days was actually kind of nice. |
| Not me dumbass somebody did tho |
| You know JPOW is going to save wednesday |
| I’m probably just going to keep doing whatever the fuck I want |
| Shouldnt be Tuesday? If he does it for Monday.. what's is he going to do on Tuesday? |
| 415 and I forgot the other |
| pics or didnt happen |
| I agree with your logic but disagree on your timing. Trying to catch a falling knife applies to when things are rocketing up as well as when they are shooting down. |
| Probably will let’s be honest. This is a casino even the orange man said it |
| Imagine buying options on a day that isn't Friday. Must be a risk averse loser.\n\nIf the option has more than 7 hours of expiration left you may as well call your mother to trade for you. Pussy. |
| “History says this could rip higher” Less than a year ago isn’t history |
| We love to see it |
| Green not red brother |
| I thought we are supposed to be in a crypto winter? Corn still trading above $60k seems to challenge the 4 year thesis.. |
| I did that with TPL and it has not worked out well lol. I also did it with SPX and it in fact did work out well. So 50% chance. |
| Even for this sub that sounds illogical |
| We're going vertical wednesday\n\nThe question is only whether it's going to be upwards or downwards |
| How much now? |
| What strike? |
| and yes, I think BE will pop still, it remains the single data center energy "bandaid" solution before ETN can come in and make things more efficient and scalable. |
| Haters will hate like Kat Williams said |
| Too much work, Hodl |
| No one cares |
| EU |
| you are a lowkey masochist, loves the drama. |
| Tried it recently, shits nasty for real fr |
| SAAS is getting destroyed by AI, that includes hyperscalers and mag 7 who have high concentrations of their ARR expressed as SAAS or SAAS-like business models. |
| Where are you? |
| It’s a free Casino 🎰 |
| Why BE? Because of GE Vernova?\n\nAlso WDC, no? |
| So happy for ᶠYͧoͨᵏu!! |
| Who needs over inflated garbage Dubai chocolate when you can just get chocolate covered pistachios.\n\nDubai cant even escape the strait anyway fuk em |
| ValueInvesting on its way to try to prove that a company with a PE of 50 and 10% growth yoy that makes bad products is a good investment |
| It's already sunday here, have to wake up early for church |
| Are you playing BE or not? |
| My puts expiring next week.\nThe other retarded puts willbexpire the following week.\nSo 2 more weeks market only goes up. |
| C5 corvettes used to be $10,000 cars all day long and they were clean |
| Same. But every time I hear Benihana I think about Jordan Belfort getting caught - I forget why or how it dealt with the guy for Benihana but I just remember that line and delivery lol |
| History can say whatever the hell it wants, I'm not touching it. For all we know 95% of the demand is from a company that says it will buy all of it and never sell. |
| We don’t talk about that |
| Valkyri walk the fuck outside and get some fresh air. I’m tired of seeing your 2 cents on every comment. |
| True WSB moment. You’ll probably become a millionaire by Wednesday or something. |
| Check price charting for each card or recently sold on ebay |
| Rip |
| Corn rejects 82.5k and brings everything with it next week 🔮 |
| Okay yeah you too |
| Didn't even realize 4 mag7 all on Wed.\n\nNot to mention JPow\n\nWed will be fun |
| The wage slave that gets fired was part of the 10% |
| You can do it champ, one day we'll be freed from this god forsaken prison |
| Someone is grouchyyyyyyy, go lift to feel better 😊 |
| this old saw |
| Anyone holding car puts? |
| You’re free to lose your money. |
| I hate Costco on the weekends you’re braver than I am |
| I have an entire binder of Pokemon cards from when they first came out in mint condition how do I get it appraised |
| What kind of games are they playing while sucking dick? Seems weird to me. |
| Just woke up from a nap. 3pm Sat. About to take my dog for a walk. Might get drunk later for no reason but boredom and opportunity. |
| I flirt with a lot of latinas. What does history say about that? |
| Yes sir. Love that movie 🍿 |
| Don’t forget poor, the most important part |
| How is the market free if it’s constantly being bailed out by the government? |
| Accidentally bought SMCI calls instead of puts on Friday. |
| Finally got to the the pump and got $10 worth of gas at Costco. Life is good. |
| Wolf of Wall Street |
| $10 million in MSFT puts opened on 2 buys May Exp 👀 |
| history says it shouold be at 0...but look at reality... |
| Thats was preannounced so that news is already priced in |
| Well then since you know him you can probably sort that out |
| Turn on the Futes you crazy bastards \n\nPraise be to capitalism |
| Here come the bagholderssss |
| It’s probably a nice feeling for you to able to send the kiss face emoji to someone |
| ITS 603 WHERE TF ARE FUTURES |
| 📠 late stage capitalism at its finest |
| weiners |
| Predictions for Monday Sir |
| its Armageddon. |
| Kind of ironic that the UK didn't want any part of this war, and now the USS Boxer is about to arrive in the ME |
| Not only the ones stuck in the straight. The customer pays for the fuel, that is true, but if the fuel becomes so expensive that filling up vessels becomes nearly impossible (or fuel simply becomes unavailable due to rationing or shortages), you can also declare FM on those. \n\nI didn't want to shit on OP, I myself work in the maritime world, but (as usual it's much more nuanced than it seems on WSB. The shipyards thing in OP's post for example, I know of multiple that are doing absolutely nothing and have resorted to laying off their staff or putting them on leave. Now admittedly that's only a few, and in specific geographic regions, but the potential for upside is extremely localised and specific to market conditions in those places, and not due to some kind of massive, synchronised global trend in shipping. |
| You can get more with a ZJ |
| So … calls on SLV? |
| He already is you dingus |
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| Bi? |
| Quantum technology use a lot of silver, right? \nChina building superintelligence, or just speed up with their own chips. |
| Good stuff thank you for the post OP! I'm working towards my own boat even if it's a canoe, I'll will get one. Preferably one I could cross north of the Atlantic with and do some iceberg hunting. |
| this is what im talking about |
| Damn gg |
| Ppl r mostly water 🫢 |
| It will only happen if you now go all in on calls using even the rent money |
| another [PAPER TRADE PUSSY](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1suriom/comment/oi2ybbt/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button) same exact white out method\n\nnotice how they use this screen because it also hides the lack of the 24 hour symbol \n\nthis sub is complete trash |
| Remember, you're not just stupid and ugly - you're obese too. |
| I'm pretty sure the only subreddit where the the average person makes money is bogleheads. And that whole subreddit boomer autists indefinitely arguing wether to get VT or VTI+VXUS to save 0.00001% on TER. |
| This is wild. Definitely implies T knows who’s in on it |
| And yet PM has been nose diving. |
| Just got back from getting my swoll on baby 😘 |
| You’re a few hours behind bro - go get some dinner |
| Oil has run out of flesh and is about to hit bone |
| What’s up my guy. |
| Fo show u/VacationLover1 |
| 6000 after ebay fees selling just 3 cards |
| Okay bro go lift then |
| Shouldn't this growth for Anthropic value them at 10t should they IPO? |
| 📠 |
| Fade em. |
| Where’s that |
| After all this time, AI is what kills crypto. Not in the way you'd think, by hack or exploit, more like by sucking up all available capital and giving us the promise of turning ai shareholders into gods. |
| Does he have to taco to an actual deal or can he taco to himself like he did last week? |
| I just said it, regard\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/a34rlna9sexg1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b8c00f6af5f68fa23691d35b7cac2701d1cce4c2 |
| Sounds like you misunderstood the post, tbh. |
| Dang im 28 and 40k in the hole |
| Yeah buy imagine how much they're saving by not delivering. Next earnings are going to be great. |
| The streets win again bro you'll be aight |
| I tried |
| You should go into Family Law. |
| At this point just buy IGV |
| I wish I had |
| u/spez will take us to the promised land 🚀🚀🚀 |
| Bulls cheering endless debt spiral and money printing that's pumping assets ceaselessly. Not aware they're fucked in 20 years when it's time to actually cash out. |
| How much did you make from that |
| Who says get your lift on |
| If you haven’t already, go join a gym. If you already joined one, and are being lazy, go get your lift on. \n\nAlso, CRSR calls 👌 |
| Is it the wsb meetup |
| Going to Benihana tonight to get some fire🔥and wine 🍷 |
| This market sponsored by Kirkland™ Cacao Beans!\n\nNow less than 1% child laborer fingernails! |
| Jfc good luck to you and you gall bladder |
| 😅😅😅 |
| I kinda want to go but I’m with you it’s in Kentucky |
| Paper Trading |
| Impressive they’ve got 🥭 over a barrel without leaders haha |
| > 836 tonnes of silver is enough to cover 3 planets earth with solar panels. .\n\nSomething in the range of 15-25% of silver production per year (total is something like 25k tons) is now going to solar panel production. 800 tons isn't enough for a year (or maybe even a quarter) of solar panel production alone coming out of China. That's before we consider all other electronics that uses it. |
| You're only paying 20$? Who's your handjob guy? |
| Love a girl lookin for a good time |
| “I have no wealth in life besides this” that’s a cold line g |
| sell cc 30% otm, 2 months out. a 30+5=35% return in 2 months is beating the S&P by a factor of 3. |
| No not really. Do you? |
| Best investment I ever made was buying psa 10 pokemon cards in 2023 and selling them to dorks in 2026 |
| Why would someone go to Kentucky? I can only think of Kentucky derby. |
| What if he becomes aware of it though |
| This chat is quiet for a saturday evening, do you people have lives or something? Bunch of fake regards |
| I know a girl that gives handjobs if you take her out on a fun date.. |
| If my dik still worked I'd be so down my guy |
| It's ok. I sold all my INTC shares 2 weeks ago at $51. Literally the next day it popped 10% and now here we are lol |
| One day you’ll look back and be alright still hahaha |
| Nice |
| Polymarket needs to add, "will trump taco this Tuesday?" |
| Your trades control Google? |
| Functioning member of society? |
| Just called JPM and WF head office to schedule a meeting.\n\nI'm officially shorting SPY and I need to make sure the banks have enough liquidity to pay me out.\n\nGL Nerds, stay tuned for my substack post. 😎😎 |
| Same fear here but for $MSFT |
| Heaven is also other people |
| Where do we meet up bro? I'll give you 50.000 handies for 20$ each |
| predicting based on roadshow timeline |
| People who play stupid head games lack self confidence I get that but is it choice or illness? |
| Nah hell is but a state of mind....happiness love and fulfillment is other people |
| I’m afraid for Wednesday and my heavy googl portfolio. If I sell covered calls it’ll go up and I’ll lose my shares. If I don’t it’ll go down. |
| Yes nice! Same question here... |
| Did anybody think Amazon would? But as for x energy- it’s hitting it at the right moment. There is an oil crises and a need from ai. |
| Damn this hit different today |
| i demand a trial of seven retards! |
| no, just his head watching over shinjuku |
| Going to keep going up. My puts don’t expire till the 8th. |
| pretty sure this is the place i ordered a to go box of bbq nachos with sc mustard sauce 15 years ago that i still think about sometimes. i have not set foot in ky in 13 years and likely won't for the rest of my life \n\nstill thinkin about those nachos forever tho |
| Taiwan kicking off this year. |
| Never forget....YOU ARE ONLY 50 THOUSAND HANDJOBS AT $20 A PIECE FROM BEING A MILLIONAIRE \n\nARE YOU GONNA LET 50 thousand DIKS KEEP YOU FROM BEING RICH AF\n\nGet to work soldiers💪💪\n\n |
| possibly a kangaroo |
| SSKM is a German abbreviation for:\n\nYour own fault - therefore No sympathy (as in pity) |
| Man I fear my Bumble match is about to ghost me, and I had such nice convos with that cute girl last days\n\nAnd I haven't even mentioned my Reddit/WSB activity yet |
| The dumb ones yes. But it requires us to level up our understanding at the same time. And then watch as they never level up with us |
| Absolutely |
| Sure, you can't be as certain with the market as you can be with counting cards, but supposing that any edge will just get arbitraged away by quants is kind of right\n\nI don't doubt that high certainty typically comes from asymmetric information.\n\nI would argue that long term profitable short term trading necessarily should be driven by a short-term edge (i.e. oil shocks, changes to crypto/stablecoin regulations, power spikes in local regions), which is exactly what quants are doing ...\n\nAnywho, my point here is that retail trading can still scalp profits from quant strategy execution because price discovery in the market isn't instantaneous yet (which may change with AI, but we're not there yet) :3\n\n\n\n |
| they see value on the most stupid shit |
| RKLB went below $4 |
| Most of them don't even hold individual stocks let alone consider options. And Growth has outperformed value since 2011. Just say'n.\nNow if the own a dog like Pfe and they sell calls against it, then it's ok I suppose. |
| Appreciate the response |
| I should probably cancel any peace envoys en route. But that’s also too much work |
| calls on HEB meal deals |
| If you get pizza from there you will pay back your membership on that alone. \n\n\nI buy 1 pizza from food court for $10. Freeze the slices. All other pizzas are 15-20 bucks. So if you have a slice here ans there throughout the year you pretty much can save money on gas and pizza alone |
| idk man, are you still having to wait in line at ichiran? if you know the secret to not have to wait, you might rule japan. |
| common law jury trial |
| Stock can’t go up forever |
| Imagine working when you can just by 0dte SMH calls |
| If you’re ever passing through KY somewhat near Lexington I highly recommend Red State BBQ - they know what the fuck they’re doing. |
| Good for u buddy |
| Wait I’m confused. you said in an earlier comment that your position is about 5000 shares, but now you’re saying you’ll reenter when it falls below $5. So which is it, do you currently own 5000 shares, or plan on buying when it dips below $5? \n\nBtw not trying to be hostile. I respect your play with Avis. I also think you’re right about HTZ but entry price matters so I’m trying to gage when to get in. |
| So… we’re congress |
| "It is what it is." That's a pretty common refrain for people unwilling or unable to bring positive change to themselves or others. I'd list him in the unwilling column, because his friends and family have profited immensely over his "leadership." |
| There's a few guys like that and sometimes I wonder are they actually still just actively trading but comes back to show the big wins and not the huge in between Ls\n\nCuz I've certainly done that heh. |
| You’re Godzilla |
| 🥭calls off Witkoff and Kushner Travel to Pakistan\n\nSPY -0.5%\n\nIf they end up travelling: SPY +3% |
| Mohnish Pobrai would tell you to bet big |
| Eww bro pretty sure that's ghey |
| As a bear I am putting all my sqqq position on the Knicks ML. Thank you for your attention to this matter and god speed |
| MODS shouldn't have the power to ban without a fair trial by an assembly of regards. we have witnessed to many cases of unfair bans, the rule of law should govern this place. we are a bunch of sheep for accepting this unfair situation nuff said. |
| Silver is used in all sorts of things. But new"ish" things ramping up are batteries which use quite a bit. Solid state batteries use a lot more. |
| I am under leveraged, i feel like a ber |
| Wife's bf got that covered already my dood...but I can ask him if ya want |
| We should add a maximum age limit. |
| 😏😏😏 |
| If by "gpus" you mean "Granny-pus," then definitely |
| 1 million migrants a year, 1 billion OpEx. So it won‘t wildly change a thing unless the markets price in a lot more governments giving them licenses and/or they scam the hell out of migrants and charge 100$+ to use the app. At that price it would indeed change things if it was mandatory, but imagine how much lobbying would be required for this. |
| imagine if you had put actual money into it.\n\nlol sick gains tho |
| We know what this means |
| Well someone is needed to power the data centers eventually |
| -10% come back with a couple more zeros… |
| Wanna get some strangers dna in the mix? |
| bro is still losing as we continue to go higher and higher 😭 |
| You can’t ignore the potential biggest oil crisis of all time |
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| Ouch |
| For some odd reason I bought a call at the $500 strike exp 5/8 just before close on a whim at $8 and I sold at $46 at the open, but it went as high as $90 at mid day. |
| Posts like these are needed. It gives everyone hope that they too can achieve greatness. |
| Thanks for posting this. I bought most of my AMD during their 2022 dip into the $60s so I’m only in the lowly 300% return territory instead of your 3,000% but I had no idea it had surged to be a not insignificant part of my brokerage portfolio. \n\nTime to rebalance. |
| New Hampshire? |
| There’s been times where big trades were placed a few hundred microseconds *before* his actual tweets. \n\nI actually cross examined some big moves down to the tick level and compared against the timestamp of some of the tweets associated with them.\n\nLiterally wouldn’t be surprised if they had a finger on a buy/sell order with the other finger on the post to truthsocial - just accidentally placed the order slightly ahead of the post. |
| Sauce? |
| Exactly big dog...Ay you don't have any gpus a I could get off you by chance?? |
| Yeah they will meet in May obviously |
| Who else is pooping right now? |
| Except it's not ignoring Iran stuff, it's reacting to whatever FruitMan says even if the last 30 times it proved to be BS |
| they just have numerous deformities, no big deal. |
| Literally 1984 |
| Shai Giljizz Alexandria ruined the NBA |
| When PayPal fell off a cliff, that shit was hilarious. Thesis was trash. |
| The other day when he admitted he thought the market wld tank 20% I thought that was weird. His demeanor is usually never admit any weakness. This is a sign he's in on this manipulation, probably Kushner, Saudis, UAE doing some wacky stuff using AI and hundreds of billions |
| That guy is right. Figma is the best product in the market. Adobe is the real value trap here. I was a designer growing up with macromedia and Adobe products, I wish I would have Figma back then. They are pushing for AI integration and their MCP server is working well with coding llms. I was managing designers the last few years and all of them were happy users.\n\nThe market is wrong and it’s just a MM/PB/HF liquidity grab to plumb other holes while waiting out what the real AI victims will be. |
| Of all your ridiculous picks you gave the smallest allocation to Circle 🤦🏻♂️ |
| Pics or fake |
| You are just a regard with dunning-kruger effect . You wouldn't have held it to this price if you knew the industry and understand financials. You lucked out we are in regarded bull market since 2023 and SpaceX IPO. You will probably say I made $2MM as a way to win the argument lol. There are regards that made millions from Game store and movie theater or other regarded meme stocks like quantum and spacs. , but they are just regards that made it through luck.\n\nRKLB ($46B mcap) is estimated to have a revenue around $685MM this year that with net loss and negative cash flow , regards just pumping this shit because of growth (same as the 2020-21 bullshit regarded market) and exposure from that documentary (Wild Wild Space) which I saw since the first day it was released.\n\nAn intelligent trader that hold RKLB would say I just bought it because it's the best space stock that is public and that the documentary gave them lots of exposure for it to meme. A smart trader will also recognize we are in a bull market where valuations are stupid like back in 2021 so the stock can pump to infinity just based on growth numbers and SpaceX hype , so they will just ignore all the financials except the growth numbers.\n\nEdit: I'm going to try to time opening puts because I want bigger returns , opening leaps now is similar to opening puts in 2021 where all the stocks that are not profitable with negative cash flow goes down 80-90% when the bear market hits. I feel like it's only going downhill from here , I don't think SpaceX IPO will help it break ATH that happened in Jan 16th 2026. |
| Found the entrepreneur. |
| Ghey? |
| I scared off the 6am touts by being a drunk confident American and I conquered the metro by asking people. I now rule Japan |
| Bel or Bor |
| No way |
| Like in the ready meals section? Sounds 🔥 |
| They buy gas at Costco. |
| What do you think stock price will be end of June? |
| My last post got archived, so I had to post here. Can recommend the BBQ Brisket potato from HEB. \n \nPosition: long Texas. |
| My wife and I are cousins....7 kids and not one is retarded enough to be ber😄 |
| No u |
| Poor will eventually be biofuel for AI. |
| It will get options at some point right. Since new IPO it has to wait a bit… |
| sounds nice |
| commenting disorder, other; unspecified |
| Ai is k shape in action. Poor wage slave gets fired. Rich ai people get richer |
| Vm should I do 0dte qqq leading up to the big Wednesday earnings calls |
| !RemindMe 6 Months |
| Hahaha omg dude, indexes up 30% in 4 months what you doing |
| I’m not a Bol or Ber. I’m a secret third thing |
| Live this dude, he has the most deadpan humour and I'm here for it. |
| If you think it was this carefully planned with this admin. You are out of your mind. They are winging it |
| Q: Why can't a bear dial 911? \n \nA: He can't find the eleven. |
| How do you decide strike prices for your LEAPS? |
| Rigetti Computing, Inc. Common Stock -> `16.724` (0.114 / 0.686%) |
| I always look at his name and get confused with the Roman Caesar Caligular.... |
| !p RGTI |
| That one looks cool. No options tho 👎 |
| Just read in medieval times, if you got caught stealing, you had to prove your innocence by sticking your entire hand into a lot of boiling water.\n\nThat must've sucked. |
| Tank the index and then say "Peace deal coming again?"\n\nBy now the market is so used to this pattern.. that its ignoring the world totally. Just earnings. |
| MDA gang checking I |
| I real vacation lover would know that it’s spelled ColOmbia!! |
| To put pressure on China before the mango / pooh bear in person meeting |
| You never know with WSB apes!\n\nMaybe OP will YOLO into a 60/40 portfolio next. And in their tax-advantaged retirement account! |
| By Mango standard, he’s been unusually quiet about this stupendous rebound/rally by any and all historical standards.\n\nThat should tell you what he’s gonna do with this in the following days/weeks. |
| Reddit poors can be mean |
| What’s the assertion? Stressed finances requiring dual income and limiting willingness to increase financial and lifestyle burden or slutty girlboss don’t care about family values no mo (a claim too often made by smelly guys that jerk off to degradation porn that have no idea how immense of the hardship, sacrifice and responsibility of having a kid is). |
| #ASTS GANG Members checking in |
| Is the car also the house? |
| Left politics is what got me banned for a month. I mentioned a certain politician’s name that rhymes with Dump and boom I’m banned for a month. |
| I got a mani and pedi today. I feel so pretty |
| They hate us cuz they anus, broski. |
| My avatar is YUGE!!! |
| I can imagine the business meetings already. \n\n"Steve, how's that report coming along?"\n\n"Well, I pulled some answers out of Myaas, and it appears that" |
| Nice |
| found the r/antiwork mod |
| More for me!!\n\n🛒😤 |
| ljl for every Indian fired in the US, 2 are hired in India |
| why are r/ValueInvesting "investors" so mean to us WSB regards, they make no money either LMAO |
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| Fuck that was painful to read. DD shit, play luck |
| Breaking News: Claude releases Mythos as a service. It's called MyaaS |
| Respect markets need long term degenerates… especially at the top. |
| 30% of the cost of solar pannels today is silver |
| This is true |
| They seem be steadily making progress - best things have looked for them in a while |
| Can finally afford to get off of the Walmart lunchmeat. |
| I think he’s saying he was excited when it went at 12 then sold at 16 for 50% profit |
| How would you declare FM on these charters? Is it for ones stuck inside the straight or others too? |
| these motherfuckers increased the gas price on a weekend!\n\nBarbarians |
| Bro you basically turned “didn’t have student loans” into a personal BlackRock, that’s insane 😂 \n\nRespect for actually de risking and not going full YOLO with 300k in POET calls and max margin. I’m in way smaller but my brain keeps saying trim while my inner degen says all in till 50. \n\nIf they land one more chunky AI DC deal this might overshoot 50 just from FOMO alone. |
| Finally I see someone using his brain here, but I won’t recommend shorting a company like this 😅 |
| The fuck, this is bullish |
| Looksmaxing 😂🙄🤨😠😒 |
| Why puts ? Market is bullish |
| Those saas stocks are dead money compared to sls. All in and bet on the Sterg imo, it can’t fail |
| I just Google clavicular. This new generation is fuk. |
| Then why not say he had 500 NVDA at 8 instead of 12? |
| makes me laugh that casino in italian even means "mess" |
| Damn impressive congratulations |
| Lol Israel has had daily strikes in Lebanon before and during the 'ceasefire' |
| Yeah with my 30.40 cost basis these bags are heavy |
| Silver coated tanks and airplanes |
| They started this before that war tho |
| No one is gonna talk about how the news on T.V lately in the U.S is just Disney Land, while everywhere else is showing actual footage of this “war” |
| Things went great after the last mag7 earnings week, right?? They all beat their earnings and went up for several weeks! Right??! Maybe I have that backwards 🤔 oh gee, that was without incredibly risky macro pressures too \n\nThat pattern?\n\nKeep your money! You guys just had an insane rally. This is the time to be careful.. during the euphoria |
| In these trying times I’m glad we can all agree that:\n>\n#>!I am weapons-grade retarded.!< |
| There’s an app for that |
| Your mom should have swallowed |
| Silver is also used in making bombs, this surely increases the cost the US has to pay for everything they’ve thrown at Iran.(I don’t think this is why China bought so much tho) |
| Being thankful I’m not poor and have to sit in a 15 minute line to save 50 cents |
| Same but I bought 4 shares |
| He coulda got it at 8 for all you know |
| I said don’t tag me.. I’m in Columbia |
| I spent 25 bitcoins on 2 domino’s pizzas in 2009 or 10. |
| The market hasn't reacted to Lebanon |
| Indians are among the highly paid ones. |
| Just waiting in line for some gas at Costco. What's up? |
| Everything on the internet is real*ly fake and gae*. \n\nFtfy |
| Takes being rich to get money |
| Rebalance into what? They're mandated to keep investing (ie, buying up shares). The market won't go down unless money leaves. The only way money leaves is people stop making money (unemployment). |
| "Pennywise, pound foolish" is an old saying for a reason. Instead of making more money they stand in line for hours to save 4 dollars then go home and post on r/antiwork |
| More importantly, 250k of disposable income..not just any income. He must have been a. Multi millionaire to put quarter fo million into amd |
| New strikes on Lebanon. Uh oh |
| u/vacationlover1 doesn’t even love vacations it’s all a lie |
| All you gotta do is find smallcaps that are mooning yet still posting negative rev/burning insane cash but they have real hype and actual progress/tech.\n\nThen you put them in a watchlist.\n\nYou wait for market to actually crash hopefully due to a rate hike, and these extremely rate sensitive stocks to drop 70-90%. \n\nOnce that happens you buy a lot of shares and 2 year out leaps and close the app.\n\nWrite this down, memorize it before sleeping at night. Now go trade with a stress free mindset until this happens. \n\nThis is literally the playbook for a poor to get rich. |
| I thought it would be the other way around |
| It’s called mail forwarding idiot |
| Hahah. You are most likely right. |
| What did you do? Banbet or left politics? |
| Probably should’ve taken the 7% |
| Hahaha. Good call. |
| No, never |
| Ahhh ok |
| Is everyone getting banned? I got a 30 day ban for some dumb shit |
| Yeah, well... I will have to have a looksee. Will probably still be sitting on mostly cash until shit calms down a bit. I don't like volatility lol. I don't like irrationality either. |
| META, MSFT, ORCL massive job cuts are hitting the not so humble Indians more than others. |
| So disconnected from reality is your reality? Everybody wins! Yay! |
| War at least the initiation has nothing do with stocks.\n\nWhether stocks go up semi indefinitely or not depends on whether our leaders want to put off short term pain but destroy our future 20 years from now. |
| It's easy to say in hindsight |
| Judging by your port, you are being responsible, there is no way you can afford a wife or kid with that shit! |
| Damn. What was your cost on the CAR puts? I was tempted but ultimately didn’t have conviction it would drop in only days |
| seems retarded to waste that much time for so little, so I just assumed there must be more to it and they are saving more money some how. |
| Back from my ban. That was retarded. |
| Brother you said a whole lot and still told me nothing |
| And who is responsible for that lmao |
| Is there something you do not get about it? you sound...skeptical? |
| > why did we even start this war?\n\n🧃 |
| As much as people hate to talk about it, silver is an allowed commodity in the bric settlement currency. |
| Yet |
| it sounds like grain and fertilizer and fuel is a decent start to look over.\n\nIm a fan of LNG personally |
| Sounds like it’s for your driveway |
| u/VacationLover1 regard |
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| Thats how the poor brains work. |
| I have my summer butler deal with it |
| is this some kind of Gen Alpha shit? |
| 1dte calls were up 15000% on Fri |
| Bruh. I've held Alphabet since before the 20-to-1 split and even before the GOOG/GOOGL split.\n\nI already won, only time I sold a fraction of my shares was for a down payment on a house a few years ago, and I ain't going to be realizing any more cap gains. \n\nSo oh I know I BELIEVE IN GOOGLE. I just doubt you and your belief. |
| I can end the rally Monday by buying |
| how much do you save getting gas at Costco? I always see these long ass lines, but at the pump today for example it was .15 cheaper than other stations. even with the 5% back on the credit card, a normal sized crossover is saving like what $5? |
| Sir, this is a casino |
| Please nobody tag me… I’m on vacation |
| You don’t get that car for remote start, it’s for the track |
| It is a bit blasphemous to admit this, but I am more worried about the insane secondary effects this shit will have.\n\nI am sitting on quite a bit of cash right now, as I am not good enough of a trader to really trade in this environment, but I worry about what will happen when food starts running low over in Asia, and the cpi spikes to high heaven over in the states.\n\nDo you think the spy will go down when jet fuel starts getting rationed around the world?\n\nEdit: The market can stay irrational longer than I can stay solvent. |
| 10k gang reporting in 🫡 |
| The precedent here is ‘insider trading bad if you’re not in the top tier of society’ |
| There were 2 guys whom cornered the silver market long time ago which led to new rules being made which drove down its price after a huge run up, the very same rule makers were short on silver too, but my point is, they could be cornering the market, or planning for some type of manufacturing that will require heaps of silver |
| You ever meet people irl? half of them shouldn't have been born cuz clearly their parents never loved them or gave them the much needed attention they wanted. |
| Dude gambles 167k on a single stock. \n\nComes to WSB to brag. \n\nSays he doesn't need his now 2.2mil while not having any other capital. \n\nKeeps on bragging.\n\nMy man, this sub is exactly the place you belong. \n\nDeep f'ing value. |
| Solar |
| lotta people hating on bears. but, if stocks only go up and the world can't actually end, why did we even start this war? |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/Pazzaaaaaa made a bet that SPY would go to 680.0 within **6 days** when it was 710.762 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 0 wins and 6 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| I'm so sick of hearing the obvious stated like its some big revelation. Fuckin shit vid and you're dumb |
| Before Ai, this was a great play. But after AI, now companies are doing more prototyping instead of creating mock designs first. And there are tons of tooling coming in this space to work with AI, it's the same at my company as well. I think if things don't change, figma is going to be bankrupt in future |
| Should’ve bought more beers 😩 |
| Let’s say something always goes up and has short periods of going down. What gives you best odds to make some money |
| Gas prices slowly going back up\n\nInvestors: Bullish! |
| If you count cards properly you can be pretty certain what your long term edge is. The stock market is kinda different -- if a trading strategy works and there's a reasonable amount of volume it'll probably be arbitraged out of existence by quants at some point. So it's much harder to know what your edge is, how long it'll last, and to what extent you're getting lucky |
| sounds like a cool narrative, but i doubt it holds water. china's primary energy source is coal. they export solar panels a lot more than they use them. If anything it's to protect their pv manufacturing industry. That and predicting the dollar collapse. |
| Hmmm interesting, historically speaking it can go up or down! |
| I'm in |
| What about it's 21 hr ema? |
| 🎵 Silver bags, silver bags, it's brokeass time in the city 🎵 |
| solar panels? lol.\n\nA solar panel needs 15 to 30 grams max of silver, it is only used as a paste for electrical contacts.\n\n836 tonnes of silver is enough to cover 3 planets earth with solar panels. And thats only what they bought in march, they have been buying silver for years.\n\nTry again. |
| Can wait for AMD bulls to lose it all. Gamblers were buying and now more gamblers chasing |
| Okay. Humblebrag? |
| Market on bad news: -0.1%\n\nMarket on no news: +1.4%\n\nMarket on good news: +3.1%\n\nBers can't catch a break |
| bro is a father at 20, tf am i doing with my life |
| enh.\n\nwe all know the energy problems havent gone away. More importantly, what the common citizen doesnt think about has no bearing on what 'smart money' does consider.\n\nIts not enough to _know_ about the problems facing the global economy, especially when the market is so bent on maintaining its high here in america.\n\nMy advice is to do your own work and invest appropriately. These wont be short term trades in this market, youd be looking to cash out Q4 at the earliest |
| Imagine driving a car that doesn’t even have remote start |
| Meta is $1.7T in market cap, and you think Reddit is going to get to $1T? \n\nFacebook has normies buying and selling through the platform, and the best advertising tech in the business. \n\nI wouldn't buy shit from Reddit or anyone here.. what few of us there are lingering among the AI posts, like OP's. |
| I will |
| https://preview.redd.it/x6n3hc21iexg1.png?width=864&format=png&auto=webp&s=696dea10c19ee19a899322e63d4f8672d3cea3e7 |
| Feds gonna be a nothing burger as they’ll look through price inflation being driven by energy. 4 mag7s all reporting after hours at the same time means theyll most likely cancel each out in terms of impact on the market. They’ll all most likely beat but some will maintain guidance, others will raise, and net effect likely to be minimal. Small chance they all beat and raise guidance then it’s off to the races as the spy has now cleared most of its former resistance (700) and we’re in a sort of blue sky scenario ie very little overhead call walls. Either which way my money is on a very noisy day overall that ends up moving little. |
| Life is going to get interesting when they can't get helium. |
| It’s so bad now and I used to fuck with them heavy |
| clavicular is becoming a dad before gta6 |
| That sounds like too much work. How do I just bet on the spread between the calls and puts on you regards on this one? |
| I thought it was minimum age of 85 in the USA? |
| Adding a lot more Monday.\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/3fz66wpuhexg1.png?width=864&format=png&auto=webp&s=23b3c12f90c9cad8e475b7bd0cb99b199911350c |
| Market will only react if Jensen says - we going to have some issues on production soon.\n\nEven then, buy the dip will still come saving the stock. |
| Calls on klay thompson |
| https://preview.redd.it/c0d33ebshexg1.png?width=864&format=png&auto=webp&s=3c87d5db2e337bf276533d40a5e716c6f1fe4695 |
| >glorified ~~marketing company~~ drug dealer\n\nftfy |
| https://preview.redd.it/0d5fbe9rhexg1.png?width=864&format=png&auto=webp&s=4d91dbc02aa182dd665998ffb7fff92b65509a9c |
| I'll tell you this. \n\n**EVERYONE** on Reddit is bearish on Figma. |
| No |
| https://preview.redd.it/rlr2mx6qhexg1.png?width=864&format=png&auto=webp&s=34948852257486163602f3efaf76e1066d78ac27 |
| https://preview.redd.it/ol45fp3phexg1.png?width=864&format=png&auto=webp&s=f1595bb3cd01c2258a8f1345bf3522a0e3e9ce83 |
| https://preview.redd.it/qmv35l4ohexg1.png?width=864&format=png&auto=webp&s=d630440776371041a82195a40ce9886dbe05c0d0 |
| is this one of those bullshit cruises where I have to buy my drinks or is that included with the ticket? |
| Somehow that wasnt the song you made me think of. Lol it was "Tear Me to Pieces" by Story of The Year. |
| https://preview.redd.it/7jzfrnmmhexg1.png?width=864&format=png&auto=webp&s=96d90c37e13eb2151532e4b29bff0e8fc09d7fb8 |
| it's great usa have a minimum age of 35 to become prez so they don't elect immature incompetent children |
| Watch and learn |
| This is about solar panels. With the current instability with Iran who China receives half of their exported oil they need to and want to rely more on renewables, i.e. solar, so they cant be leveraged by anyone trying to cut off their oil flow. |
| https://preview.redd.it/t76l1hplhexg1.png?width=864&format=png&auto=webp&s=30e7fe42243a9a53220e0ecb1a6185f63a27d95d |
| 😆😆 |
| Would you sell me $167K worth of shares? |
| Right lol granted what they did was short shipping route cost through CME or CMG whatever the hell it’s called |
| [Energy Markets are on the Verge of a Disaster - Patrick Boyle](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZwpZBo9awbc).\n\nPeople should watch this video. |
| moon |
| Anyone looking at QANTUMSCAPE? Solid state is the next battery technology? |
| He should throw himself a party, just to keep the spirit. |
| Once shit hits the fan it will keep going. It had a very parabolic run which is not sustainable for metals. |
| Long term market bears will watch something increase over and over and over for 20, 50, even 100 years but convince themselves that the better play is to try and time the one / two week catalyst that drops it for a bit and then when they miss continuously soothe themselves with the “I swear it’s different this time” mentality. |
| The green new deal was about to create trillion dollar utility stocks like NEE. Then mango killed it.\n\nBut then he uno reversed himself with Iran war and now we're back to the phase of hopeful rerating upwards. |
| As another long time rklb holder (bought at ipo. Still my largest holding) i think you should consider some diversification. It’s a big risk to have all your eggs in one basket no matter how much confidence you have in your thesis. |
| they show him a video of some ships "sweeping mines" and say, "Sir, we've swept all the mines and the strait is now open. Why don't you go back to the ballroom? We'll call you if there's any other news." |
| Pattern recognition is ghey and illusory. I mean look at the stars, there's no way Orion looks like that by pure chance right? |
| I find it funny bulls really think the market will just continue going up every single day/week. I know its crazy now and there's prob AI bots run by Saudi trillionaires manipulating the market but all bull markets end at same point. I wldnt be surprised early May when ETF's have to rebalance there's a pullback |
| Why they hoarding so much silver? |
| Anyone here go to the meet? Was it good? \n\nI had a dream someone tried eating a gey mod for a ban they got |
| This 👆 |
| it depends on how active you want to be in your investments.\n\nFor the layman, its fine to set and forget. |
| Worst part about having a summer home is dealing with the mail. ugh |
| People that were born into wealth don’t count |
| So as long as there’s still heavy skepticism on the pump, there will be no ‘crash’ |
| I’m confused about OP’s post. He claims that the younger demographic does not have sex anymore, which checks out based on data. Condom use is generally still reasonably high around 60% in the west. Especially with people getting more health conscious (maybe I live in a bubble), I would expect younger generations to start switching away from various hormonal contraceptives more if anything. I just don’t think this is as big of a deal as OP makes it out to be. |
| ###Iran’s foreign minister will visit Pakistan again\n\nGoing back tomorrow apparently. \n\nThe pendulum swings fast |
| Must be a werewolf invasion |
| 30 years old, I have a fidelity account also that I take more seriously with about 80k in it. This roth account was left over from a previous employer so I've been going wild with it, probably not the smartest thing but 🤷♂️ |
| Bears must not have good pattern recognition. Right now there’s gonna be some pullbacks here and there but we are probably just starting another real leg up |
| Seems pretty obvious to me. Male losers discombobulated by sight of empowered women and lose ability to maintain erect pp. There's pills u can try |
| If Iran has AT&T we may never get a call, or it’ll drop mid highpoint ( they hung up on me) |
| Best of luck 🫡 |
| Their negotiations is like that thing in high school where you hand a note to your friend. And your friend hands it over to your crush. Then your friend gets the girl |
| Monkey see wordy post \nMonkey brain hurt \nMonkey want know "put" or "calls" \n |
| Yeah. But 1.30 to 7.00 is more solid 😭🤣 |
| I guess I buy shares and puts then |
| Clean energy ETF is the gayest stock i own that go brrrrrr |
| chocolate Muscle Milk absolute GOAT. my kids drink so fucking much of it though so $RKLB 100 $NBIS 200 plz |
| Ohhh I dig this. |
| Yeah chinas preparing for the petrodollar to crash |
| Correlation is not causation |
| if i were u i'd drop duolingo and adobe for sap and microsoft, the other bigs of saas |
| Im one 0dte away from getting one , problem is my house only has room for one car |
| Fuck guys. I’m haunted by the thought of a Porsche 911 GT3 RS in my driveway. |
| Do you like tacos 🌮 |
| Britain invading Afghanistan is imminent. |
| they know the risks |
| Bling dynasty |
| Looking back at my transaction history, I'm glad I departed from long-term investing during 🥭 era. MSFT of July 2024 was $465. I would still not make money if I stuck on it. |
| You sound like a smart one. |
| That was before Call of Duty |
| Are bers really still coping that the market cares about the war after the last 2 weeks lmao |
| Monday actually. It’s still Saturday 😭 |
| sampling my meatballs and sauce. |
| The goggles they do nothing! |
| Playoffs |
| One way bet sounds u belong here |
| Didn't the Iran PM who has no real power leave Pakistan? |
| msft lagging behind makes me very bullish on the stock tbh, not for short term though. it will eventually pump if you have the patience. |
| This is what I’m trying to learn how to do |
| If you inverse me one of us will win for sure 🫡 |
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| Lame flex |
| did you know that there's a direct correlation between the decline of Spirograph and the rise in gang activity? Think about it. |
| as someone who go it for 20$ god bless intc. insane gain . i am from a third world country i made back like a months wort of wage. |
| I agree |
| Buy 0.99 shares then brother |
| I wanna die thank you for further pushing the agenda bastard |
| I see you love risk |
| AWS guidance is going to be record high this quarter. The rest of the earnings call doesn’t even matter |
| Peace talk cancelled.. but they’ll be back on by Monday so we have a reason to pump more |
| Markets fear you, men beer you. |
| What did you eat that caused such amazing farts |
| AAPL is far behind ATH compared to the rest and broader market… |
| thats the issue here |
| Buying callings on Monday |
| Open Ai is stealing engineers from PLTR. game over! |
| Yeah I have 1 of those as well I chose to ride out. Sold my 300p at close and took my 6k profit. |
| Yeah but I don't want kids. I didn't make this money to spend it on their school and toys. I need it to fund the hookers and blow. |
| International Residential Code? /s |
| The technical analysis here is top notch. What else you got? |
| Our days are numbered......\n\n\n\n\nFor example today is the 25th of April. Thank you for listening to my Ted talk. |
| “May” |
| 630 to 715 in 3 weeks while oil is still sky high.....literally the most bullish shit you will ever see\n\nMaybe take a fukin hint and get long \n\n |
| Lilly is the sleeper, gonna pump on earnings |
| Interesting fact that no one wants to acknowledge is that the decline in birth rates directly correlates to percentage of women in the workplace. |
| in a galaxy far far away |
| Find a materialistic girl, all she'll care about is you funding her life.\n\nOnly problem is you have to actually be making money. |
| I can end the AMD run tomorrow by buying a single share. |
| Let's be clear: you shit posting on what I assume is Saturday afternoon in your time zone \n\nYou complaining about falling birth rate\n\nYou I assume have functioning pp\n\nSee where I coming from? |
| It can go to hell after Google and Amazon earnings as far as I care because those two fuckers are going to get lots of people paid big time |
| That's even dumber then. Talking down on people here won't make your dick grow. And that shit is terrible for your health. |
| They needa give everyone a free 1k the day before nvidia eearnings |
| Was the informed source Axios |
| Appreciate you holding the bag. Makes exit a lot cleaner on this side. 🫡 |
| it was the first thing I thought of. probably because there are so many in my brain. |
| Grandpa it's time to change your diaper |
| How much was amd when you got them ? 200? |
| So the nasdaq is above its 21 EMA by 6%, when the last time it happened was a long long time ago before pulling back. |
| With shoes? |
| And rent was deferred for 6 months |
| Enjoy the ban meathead |
| You WISH..... |
| We are so fucked if we are a casino. |
| I tried fucking AI and it turns out I was just fucking my hand. It was very gay. |
| msft & goog \n\namzn if any leftover |
| Everything casino |
| Meta Msft Amzn Apple Googl and Nvidia |
| lost weight and my jawline is back bad but i'am too addicted to the market to look for a gf, it's so over |
| Fuck ya turbo taco😎 |
| Check their PE ! With AI ppl are no longer wiling to spend on licenses . Atleast for next couple of years spending will decrease so revenue will be slowed compared to previous years . |
| Hey! Is June 18 officially confirmed or are you predicting based on the roadshow? Curious the likelihood it could be before that 🤔 |
| Which mag7 are we full porting before earnings ? |
| Intel was literally bankrupt a year ago and just crossed the dotcom bubble price....\n\nAnd retarded 🌈bers wanna short this market...I don't understand why you all hate money so much |
| I'm allin NVTS puts full port (this IMO is the most disgusting outlier). If you wanna buy for upside thinking stocks can go 80 to 95 RSI, be my guest. We are at levels not seen since pre Covid crash or last October crash\n\nI am a bull long term, but not short term horizon\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/391jp2y6iexg1.jpeg?width=1039&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=01f1fceeb63def80296be343d47dc53330c7a761 |
| Ah yes.. now you’re fancy again |
| WSJ on Iranian diplomat and informed sources: US and Iran delegations may meet in the coming days\n\nThat's a turbo taco |
| Video doesnt work. |
| How far out were the calls when you got them |
| So we have two months since Hormuz is closed. Nobody cares about oil because talks going really bigly well |
| After $9.99 it has to go to 0.00 on the gas machines. They’re gonna hand draw the 1. |
| Son of a gun, we'll have big fun on the bayou. |
| Low birthrates are bullish for stocks. Not splitting inheritance means more money for the stock market |
| Can you guys stop talking about the markets it is Saturday. What are you guys doing |
| I knew it!!\n\nhttps://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/s/3UeokN04uW |
| nah, I just dont like being hungry |
| No negotiations means either war or more probably a continued status quo for the foreseeable future or am I too regarded to see the right angle here? |
| I’m extremely sorry but if this happened to me, I have no clue how else I’d get over it u less I got it again |
| yeah okay boomer, the data doesen't lie, take a look at it.\n\nAlso I am objectively doing better than most of the population at my age, despite the cards I was dealt, so shove your advice - up - your - ass. |
| Bullish on HIMS too? |
| Yeah, the weekend's over and you're still staring at red, congrats on the fresh losses. |
| I’m pretty sure this is the truth: (1) Iran’s nuclear program is not destroyed. (2) They can keep the strait closed as long as they want. (3) USA really doesn’t want to send ground troops but think they might have to. |
| This is lowkirkenuely kinda cringe my guy |
| We're fucked |
| You sound poor lol |
| All this AI talk yet no talk about how we get increased birthrates.\n\nWho the fuck is gonna baghold my pos stocks when I'm fucking 50 and decided to end it and go drown myself in asian drugs and pussy? \n\nI know for the fact chatgpt ain't gonna buy my shit stock that has 300 dollars in cash/equivalents, 700m in debt, and bankruptcy looming. you know who will? a wendys worker tryna get rich. |
| Ill put it back I guess |
| You look like ass bro |
| RIP your bones |
| You used to be fat dumbass |
| Anyone wanna bounce on it? Thanks |
| Berkshire believes therefore might be good to believe Although you'd think with all that dry powder they'd wait for a pullback to enforce their beliefs. |
| What happened to the fancy hat?!?!?! |
| Been on GLP1 for a couple months. Suprised there are any fats left in the country after that shit came out. Is it just cuz they are poor fats? Double disgusting |
| Ur pp not so much |
| Just watch out for IV crush. |
| Yeah |
| They're useful when the share price is too low, for example I saw some small oil companies do buybacks when share prices cratered during covid $0 oil, because they knew they had a good company and their shares were trading below a value they thought was fair. It makes more money for the company as the share price goes up, because the can issue more shares at a higher price to reach the same level of dilution. |
| Good afternoon 📈📉 |
| https://preview.redd.it/1qiycg2ldexg1.png?width=498&format=png&auto=webp&s=247c3434fb83ee12f0d6c2d8f27ddcf3cbd5fe9f |
| Thays actually not bad advice. Id rather pay the equivalent of an FD than pay the tax man. |
| Seeing everyone in the comments hating means one thing: calls. |
| It's a plane! |
| Hell yea brother |
| No you’re prolly just better |
| yea looks like it. wish i could retire too haha |
| Investing in a single stock is incredibly reckless. Especially a company that gets the majority of its revenue from a single product/source. I would recommend diversifying, maybe buy SP500. |
| Am I AI? |
| It’s 2.5in fully erect .. built for maximum pleasure |
| Got it, SPY 750 |
| it’s jus a’ight |
| shorting Oil\n\ngas prices are going to ZERO |
| I dont think anyone thought the peace talks would actually stop the blockades |
| ya but idk how to spot them, hindsight is always 20, but capatalising off the volatility is hard, any advice? |
| Crude is not even close to what it was in 2021. That was well over a 30% jump and unemployment improved |
| Bought 1 month puts and 3 month calls. Infinite money glitch. Monday and Tuesday gonna be red, then we moon! |
| \> ITM LEAPS on a megacap \n\n/r/bogleheads |
| I fucking love this bot |
| Remember when gold and silver were mooning?\n\nPepperidge farm remembers. |
| META and MSFT still need to beat their ATH. We gonna go up! |
| You mean the us marine who bet on Maduro getting nicked?\n\nSee I said it for you in those words. Take the grab bag and flee cos SEALs know where you live |
| rawrence |
| I think I might take out a loan to gamble on options this week. It isn't even my money if I lose so it is kind of a genius plan. |
| Throw it all in on SOXS. When this sub is actually making money, that's when you know the top is in |
| How to buy calls? |
| Take out the V in NVO and you have the answer on if its a good play to make |
| Do you love it here |
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| shitpost some place you love and you’ll never work a day in your life |
| !banbet spy 675 15d |
| Were not sending our negotiators (Trumps son in law and his real-estate friend) to the totally real talks that Iran was totally going to attend. Were super close to a breakthrough though promise |
| I mean it’s to a terrible plan for Americas homeless problem…….. sorry I’ll see myself out |
| k |
| Twerk peener tough guy |
| Don't buy then and sell all your holdings |
| Sounds like a good day, enjoy brother 🫡🍻 |
| BREAKING NEWS: Godzilla is fighting Mothra in the Straight of Hormuz. |
| I appreciate you fellow regards. For the record, I only use my beer money for the Casino. I am not that dumb... yet |
| What convinced you to Invest so much in RL? |
| I don't have a trust fund, but that doesn't mean I can't tell people that on the internet |
| For some reason I think so |
| Now that I got unbanned, it's time to shitpostmax and speed run my next ban lmao |
| Yeah I mean if it feels like work you definitely shouldn’t be here |
| Nah we pump into AMD earnings next Tuesday |
| Seems like Oregon |
| Fam it would be so lit if 🌽could open at 80k Monday…… |
| 🫵🤡 |
| I hope I hope |
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| It's a bird! |
| !banbet spy 750 10d |
| You can with ig index in ukonia |
| Holy shit did you see that????! |
| Gay |
| Dude I’m tripping .. it’s yuge right? |
| your dick is bigger than all of ours! |
| he sounds like more of a bottom |
| This place is too much work |
| Market will crash all next week. Severely overbought levels in SOXL not seen since November 2021. Iran peace talks cancelled. So many stocks crazy overextended. Oil climbing. Massive divergence. Israel breaking ceasefire against Lebanon. \n\nIf you think stocks will push from 80 to 95 RSI during all this, god help you ;p\n\nSOXS will blow up 50% this week |
| Can confirm they are not my kids love them and they sell out immediately |
| “Wanting to” is the key. The structure of working is easier for some people than not working. |
| seethe |
| Pretty sharp of them to go after the explosive mines though and not waste time on those non explosive ones |
| Rage bait |
| Yo is my avatar seriously bigger than all of yours? |
| I set up my laptop to mine bitcoin when it was $40 a coin. I saw I'd have to leave my laptop on for two days to earn one bitcoin and stopped. |
| I'm talking about semiconductors as a while, SMH |
| Why do you keep posting this🤣 |
| Nice little 10% cap ex haircut prior to earnings for the extra squeeze. I can get behind the trade. |
| Take it up with the author of the article. |
| What bot is this spamming the same post? |
| thats not very nice |
| well his girlfriend left him too |
| top confirmed |
| Bro.. Its just peanuts. I suggest you to get off from wallstreetbets and have your show off in relevant subreddits. Your CEs will get fucked on Monday based on Trumps next tweet, so if you are not trading US stocks post only in relevant place. |
| That doesn’t sound welsh at all. Every welsh person seems like a descendant of some fae prince and giant Celtic warrior \n\n |
| Glad you find my data amusing; maybe if you traded like a bot, you wouldn't need to. |
| anytime i see post like this i wish someone would do the opposite so we can have both realities play out before us. |
| Great |
| Glad the data amuses you, even if your portfolio doesn't. |
| I bought some $200puts right before close yesterday \n. Should be deep ITM before Friday |
| That’s great |
| Poor sellers of options. |
| LMAO 🤌 |
| Yeah they dont even know who their leaders are |
| i’m walking here. |
| I think the oil crisis will make it this year. Amazing how much business is just not worth transacting when energy goes up 30% and stays there |
| That’s what I figured. RIP |
| These are all over the place GTFO. |
| I dunno.... people lost insurance coverage on GLP1s this year like ozempic. And stocks like Jack in the Box are skyrocketing. Dominos might be bullish lmao |
| ya'll need to realize that INTC is a pump and dump started by INTC-kid(Barron) and backed by mangos. |
| What is an ETF? |
| The golden age is near. The war is basically over, mango is cooked and will soon mysteriously croak, AI will accelerate the economy\n\n See u dum bers at SPY 911 |
| Yeah that's what I'm thinking though, right. |
| Accurate. I have the data, you have the losses, that's the whole bit. |
| That’s call tax harvesting and it’s actually a very good advice 😉 |
| There is no logical or illogical ways in the market. There is the way that makes money and the one that doesn't. |
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| Yeah it’s programmed just to be smug |
| where are you going? |
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| What also sucks is that the day after you buy one the next best thing will come out the next day. |
| and I sold it at $84, I thought it was expensive..💔 |
| I prefer to frontload my tax harvesting |
| See my other comment. CBOE is releasing something similar. |
| NYC is very segregated even though it's diverse. |
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| Why is trust fund kid an insult? It's admitting I'm richer and better than you. There's no point DMing me insults.\n\nMaybe try to get out of your Florida prefab house, make something of yourself and go to a real city instead of seething in jealousy? |
| You're right, I don't validate shit. My job is to show the data while you people lose your deposit on bad calls. |
| I don’t think vm is programmed to validate anyone’s positions to be honest. I don’t think I’ve ever seen it say “that’s a really good idea” |
| I am a believer….to the moon good friends! |
| Shorted AMD at the end of the day on Friday!!. I don't know why AMD has to go up because Intel declared good results. I see the connection, but I felt it was too much pumped up. |
| I feel so bad for anyone who lives outside of crawfish territory. Just downed 5 pounds and a few beers chillin so hard this glorious Saturday |
| “… but at what cost?” |
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| You type many words |
| Should be good with 0 DTE in the afternoons .. people either bidding it up or fading it last hour of trading |
| Corn doesn't give af\n\nSpy750 by close |
| There’s no other way |
| you had me at anal |
| Think I’ll skip that day |
| Buddy what. This has to be one of the dumbest trades I have seen this year with all due respect |
| Not sure Id want to when we're married to 710 rn. |
| Yeah just do it. They probably won't reciprocate because they ded but hopefully karma is arrange other people to visit you when u need it |
| 🤣 |
| I doubt they would offer that, knowing what might happen if bets were placed by people who know what is about to happen. This has been happening in other places if you are paying attention you know exactly what I'm saying and why I'm not saying it in those words. |
| Do it. Be the boss. Take control. Be that guy. |
| Doing some analysis guys... we are boned |
| When you say perfect placed bet. Could you tell me how you came to your analysis on AMD? And like leading up to the trade. |
| I think that guys Grandma is also proud of you |
| He’s banned |
| What alp do you use |
| youre not joking. The NAVY will put your ass to work with a feather duster on pipes if they have to |
| Anyone play SPY 0dte around earning season? Thinking yolo’ing $10K calls before market close on Wednesday |
| !remindme 30 days |
| Doesn't matter what he or she or they say or do. The market will keep pumping because everybody's paycheck get pooled into the market. The only thing thats gonna bring this market down is 10% unemployment. That will come next year after the big techs fire 50% of their payroll after they trained the AI to replace them. |
| Didn’t one get clipped by some Persian regard with a man launched rocket? |
| If only MSFT starts making shoes... |
| Not breaking news we have been in a ceasefire for weeks. |
| This is like when I tell grandpa to go look in the pantry closet for an item I know for sure is somewhere else. Keep looking, gramps, I know it's in there. |
| Care to explain why you like monday.com most? |
| My farts could turn a bath into a hot tub rn |
| You sound bitter lol |
| Nah, it’s super nice when you have no boss. I work like 15-25hrs/week and earn 2x or more than most of my classmates do who work for a firm. |
| Omf, it's Trumps all the way down... |
| From Margin |
| BUY WHEN EVERYONE IS FEARFUL\n\nOracle of Omaha |
| PRO LIFE TIP: IF YOU MADE MONEY AND NEED TO PAY MASSIVE TAXES, JUST ERASE ALL GAINS IN DECEMBER TO NOT PAY TAXES. IRS HATES THIS ONE TRICK |
| Because it is illogical and I am a logical person. How can’t keep going up? |
| They have to make themselves look busy, like when it's slow at work so you start cleaning stuff |
| Your only hope is if china decided to block Taiwan from export and imports |
| No safe word gonna help him |
| Damn everyone eyeing this trade .. probably calls then |
| Straitaid |
| Dude , no need. We pump even with the Straight close |
| Shorting Bitcoin. Cool story, bro! |
| In 1982 we had a navy. Now not so much |
| ###US says it’s hunting for explosive mines in latest push to open the Strait of Hormuz\n\nHow delulu are these people? It's not closed cus of the mines. It's closed cus Iran threatens to strike ships trying to cross lol. The mines are just the icing on the shit cake. |
| This is definitely a pump week .. 725-730 |
| Blow off top |
| can you make a polymarket bet on if the SPY opens red or green monday? |
| But they literally have "Bull" in their name.... so calls, yeah? |
| Dont do it big bro. I did that & ended up paying rent 10 days late |
| “Reeeee-tard” |
| you can never return from this place |
| -0.25% |
| What year we at? |
| Some paperhand here sold MSFT for a massive loss at the bottom right before it ripped $60 to $430 |
| Don't do it, man! |
| Cant believe ann hathaway ended up getting cast as lauren of arabia over te lawrences own granddaughter |
| in b4 futes open red |
| I need to stop doing 0dtes, was down 6k now up 6k but fuck they’re addicting |
| Cash gang might be good for this week. Too much volatility hitting with MAG7 earnings and Fed Talk |
| Prob shorting SOXL and hoping the world ends |
| The economy was never stronger than when everyone was on Unemployment and receiving Stimulus Checks |
| Coinbase is considered saas I’m lost 🤣 what a shit purchase. |
| RDDT active users has been declining. It will dump. |
| Renting a cruise ship to sail to Hormuz to form a human corridor for ships to pass. Need volunteers.\n\nRisks include kidnapping, being shot, drowning, being blown up by a missle/drone/naval mine.\n\nBut all bulls will remember your sacrifice.\n\nDm me. |
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| I need to turn my rent money into $50k this week, what penny stock should I yolo? |
| Following whales into msft. Going to $460 minimum in the next week |
| you gonna lose big time. puts all of them, add GOOG too. |
| Watching wolf of Wall Street to remember what we’re fighting for. But to be fair these guys sell stocks. Not buy them on Robinhood |
| Kind of crazy we may never see SPY $600 again |
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| Because I'm buying. I've cashed out a portion, it would be great to get those back at a lower price than I sold them for. |
| Don't feel bad bro its what its \n\nI sold META at $98\n\nI sold GOOG at $165\n\nI sold NBIS at $30\n\nand I sold NVDA in 2022..... still crying about this one |
| We all know the Iran situation will dissolve just like every single other story we’ve yet to tell our grandkids cause drops in the market recover no matter what happens and then goes straight to aths. Doomers are incredible. |
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| Did you leave your wife? |
| No need to sell until JPow tightens monetary policy or there’s a serious liquidity crunch. Nothing else matters |
| You fukin top ticked it bro! |
| Remember the mission, get rich enough to afford the lucy liu version of the sexbots and retire.\n\nNever forget brothers ✊.\n\nSisters idk who you’re going for but i also stand with you ✊ |
| https://preview.redd.it/zvricd019exg1.png?width=1237&format=png&auto=webp&s=393eaa9fa014e8b05b02d9aad7d04bf0233064de\n\nMeanwhile back in the real world... |
| I wish I would’ve gotten puts on dominos before earnings. They disappoint me every time I order so there’s no chance they’ll beat em |
| Sick dude |
| https://preview.redd.it/zyzp8l409exg1.jpeg?width=1400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a827b8a59db3b80419b1cb12d452b5058d8e584b\n\nNo no no!! |
| If I could read this I would be pissed. Or happy. I just don't know. |
| the casino isn’t *that* regarded |
| No balls unless you buy more calls |
| That's literally how dumb the market is. However if the strait isn't full reopened within a 4 to 8 weeks it will start really shitting its pants cause it won't be temporary anymore |
| # There is nothing wrong with being a 🌈, but everything wrong with being a 🌈🐻. LMAO 🤌 |
| Lmfao how did that go last time . And this is coming from who finds Argentina deplorable |
| over processed meat face mango man |
| Breaking news: China breeding dinosaurs to reduce reliance on Hormuz |
| The buck devalues until morale improves |
| TELETHONS |
| 42069 acct represent |
| If Argentina invades The Falklands the UK should just cut the bullshit and make Argentina a British Protectorate |
| You think 50% of 12 is 4, I'm surprised you figured out how to sell the position. |
| Unless we get 35 famous actors and singers making a 3 min youtube vid singing together, this conflict will never be resolved. |
| I'd pull the trigger on it. Can't go wrong with either Sub. |
| Kek |
| Are you gonna jack it to the moon? |
| Get in. Parabolic blow off top coming |
| Everyone is a genius in a bull market. What the hell is this slop |
| Brother we have been saying this for how long though 😂 |
| i just did the same at SPY 710 |
| Crazy how you still replying lmfao |
| Mon will be red if there is a god |
| I have a great surgeon who can do a species transition surgery for you and make you into a bul |
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| Clear discrimination. You should sue for emotional damages, discrimination and harassment charges for 100k then give it all back to us |
| No |
| Thank you grandma |
| lmao\n\nI want him to market a namesake liquor after he's fired. So far all I can come up with is "Patel One" and "Kash Daniels" \n\ngotta be some better names tho |
| Worldnews subreddit is full of panic, I know calls will print again this week. Keep crying about recession while bols get rich LMAO 🤌 |
| >Intel will hit 120 in the next 10 trading sessions\n\nIt's one thing to predict a price, quite another to give the number of trading sessions it will take to hit the price. That is a very bold prediction. |
| Highways scare me |
| Excuse me, that’s derogatory and potentially defamatory. Either retract that statement or you will be served. |
| Yeah they’ve been trying and failing repeatedly 😂 “they’ll figure it out!!” |
| YOU BITCH ASSES ABOUT TO FIND OUT ABOUT AAPL $295 |
| One thing no one warns you about as an adult is visiting friends in the hospital. It's so much out of the way and hospitals are weird anyways. But you do it because that's just what you do. |
| Did he also spray paint himself |
| Because the american public is thre bag holder here. |
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| Calls on zyn this week |
| No because you mistakenly applied for male instead of female. 100% on you. |