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| Gambling with LFVN |
| Bears used to be cool, they research the market sentiment and try to time it with puts. Now they are just noises. |
| That recovery on LUNR is crazy lol |
| Major gap down |
| Thank you for your sacrifice\n\n8% tomorrow, mark it |
| Went 75% into Nvidia 220 calls for june 18th lets see how it goes |
| hoping for it. bought calls when it dipped. sell later in the week and pocket that nice profit |
| Calls I guess idk |
| You were so right!! |
| Nah bro I am rich in the things of the spirit |
| Is there a play here on Lunr? |
| lol |
| War and rate cuts\n\nPeace and rate cuts\n\nEither way, its rate cuts |
| Sundress season\n\nThat is all |
| one day you're young and fun and the next it rains and you say "we really needed this" |
| If you didn’t buy FUTU calls after it was down 40% Friday then I don’t know what to tell you |
| EOW: MU 1000 and SNDK 1700 |
| What |
| \- What does [that monstrosity cost?](https://frinkiac.com/img/S02E15/1240781.jpg)\n\n\- Luigi, what's the sticker price?... $640,000?! This monstrosity costs $640,000??? Mama mia! What have I done?! I'm-a ruined! |
| I got mine from YouTube |
| So, uh, 🥭 is going to camp David with the fab cab when Iran negotiations are supposed to come to a head. Apparently there is a decked out nuclear shelter there. That seems fine and totally normal \n\nIran keeps on saying, “we’re ready to vertically escalate if you hit us again.”\n\nCalls ig |
| you betcha 🤝 |
| Everything you just said made everyone that read it a little gheyer |
| your screenshot only shows the price of the ticker while you claim you put away 2 million in the caption of the post. yea im super mad bro, fucking regard |
| The Ioniq 5 is a pleasant exception |
| When I hold they make sure it stays underwater until expiry. Then they pump it immediately after my options expire. 🤣 |
| NYC isn’t hot enough in the summer. \n\nI approve. |
| The Asian market might help us out with that one tbh |
| half the parking lot is empty. company branded products blowing around every which a way. |
| Greed can be creative, too. Thankfully for OP he had it in the first place or else he'd sold ages ago. |
| Use the remaining $113k and buy calls |
| Greatest god damn red day ever |
| Bears waiting for the 10% dip after a 30%+ run just to not buy it again. Mental illness |
| Ok I bought ty |
| I don’t trust the name change |
| Sold half my MU today, this is getting ridiculous. 200% gain realized. The rest is fun money.\n\nAnother +20% tomorrow because I sold |
| that’s every other stock that doesn’t produce semiconductors rn |
| Let’s get back to $250k homie |
| Then you have salman, putin, erdogan and shit. |
| I invest in modular nuclear reactors and hydrogen gas. |
| You know when we're in a bubble when my mom's friend brags about her MU gains, and the stock moves up another 20% |
| No dip only rip |
| EV mandates are killing Europe automative manufacturing.\n\nUnelected EU bureaucrats and their woke agenda… So detrimental to economics and all legacy companies/brands are going down\n |
| Where do you get all this upto date news. I’m a new regard |
| Yooo thanks ! |
| Damn you Canadians! |
| Remember when AMD used to literally destroy money |
| People call me regarded as well |
| Smol pp interstellar! |
| Same! Honestly need the prez to say something insane tonight so it can tank lmao 😂 |
| If MSFT keeps dropping market cap, they have a great opportunity to prank the market by saying “we’re cutting most of our CapEx going forward…this whole AI thing really just isn’t very profitable, turns out”. It would be like throwing a grenade in the middle of this crazy semiconductor rally.\n\nYeah it would trash their stock too, but it’s already happening in slow motion anyway. Classic troll move, totally worth it. |
| I’m up 400% on shares. Someone in my MBA recommended it last August |
| After-Hours Earnings Move\n\n| Box | $BOX | -3.9% | \n| Digital Turbine | $APPS | +18.0% | \n| Modine | $MOD | -0.2% | \n| Semtech | $SMTC | +1.7% | \n| Zscaler | $ZS | -17.3% | |
| Why is this comment blank |
| You can’t cry at the casino if you are already self-excluded 👉🤔 |
| Just hold |
| They just did. |
| It's still a ways away |
| 😉 |
| Lets |
| Personal loan |
| You forgot Netflix |
| Knorr pot is GOAT also Better Than Bouillon Ham flavor |
| Lol nerd |
| There is always someone richer than you unless you are Elon. |
| Watch lunr and ASTS rip up 10 bucks tomorrow lol |
| 🫡 |
| Holding 752c for tomorrow and Thursday, may it open +1% and close -1% 😁 |
| Thank you for your service |
| My nvts calls are up 460% and shares are up 160%. Idk where the exit strategy is at |
| Zs lmao |
| Think about it this way, pick up 3 or 4 taycans and make your money back when your PPFed Sonderwunsch GT3RS arrives and every car dealer will be begging you with a blank check |
| I believe the mistakes are the color and the wheels, they could have gone red or at least matte dark grey. And with decent wheels, those looks like Tesla’s |
| Didn't catch that, but writing is on the wall for MU lol\n\nConservatively $1500 eoy |
| Someone on here will buy the generational MU top |
| funding the porsche. but idk tho. |
| Oh no |
| Spy 755 tomorrow you seen it here first |
| No I need a switch 2 |
| You smart Friday gap gonna get filled faster then people think. |
| Maturity is when you see the insane 100%+IV on options and decide to go with shares instead. |
| Am I a banned bitch? |
| Got an article? If true, depressing but we'll all be in the cloud in ten years time so I guess it's fine |
| What did you do to lose 14k in mrvl? |
| Nice work! |
| AXTI is dead!!!!!!!!!!!! THE RUN IS OVER!!!!! WEVE REACHED THE TOP FOR THEM TIME TO DIE |
| Having micron calls today was so euphoric why can’t everyday be like that |
| you belong here |
| Oh ok I see, thank you |
| How the virginity of Branson can affect our beloved LUNR? |
| Hopefully it goes to 20 tomorrow. I would add heavily ahead of the SPCX IPO. Very small chance of that happening though |
| SOXL or DRAM tomorrow? |
| AI’s gay |
| MUUN!!! |
| Delusional retards with more money than sense probably |
| MU 700c in april was only 2k and that’s what I paper handed. I’m not mad or anything, at the time I was doing what I thought was the right move. Nice to know I was right tho |
| If this was the real flag, murica would have clapped Iran in 3 days flat. |
| My own paper hands are my worst enemy |
| With the amount of people AI has laid off there will be plenty to take their place |
| SPY 7000 incoming. SPX 70 000. |
| Imagine being a wage slave and not gambling on the AI market that will eventually take your job, lmao. Just LMAO. |
| surely after the circuit breaker? |
| someone did this with Paypal months ago and of course the price of paypal dipped like an mf |
| If MU could make a pit stop at 800 before cracking 1k i'd really appreciate it |
| The question is not if I should fully port into MU, the question is where do I get more cash to pour into MU? |
| how do you lose $$$ in a stonk that's gone literal straight tf up. MRVL |
| Then you don't qualify as a bear truly |
| If you knew someone that is almost enough to go out on a date with! |
| So dram etf goes up on nights thanks to Korea and goes up days on micron. Is a printing money machina that etf. |
| my portfolio looks exactly the same but 70k to 0. \nthat means im gonna win big soon so i put in more money and am gonna make a mil… right? thats how that works… |
| i'll be buying tomorrow at $145 |
| Uh, down. It doesn't matter who the President is, I seriously doubt them dying does anything but tank the US markets. |
| Ber? |
| RemindMe! 3 months |
| I expect people to start hyping up take two when marketing rolls out. Just because some streamer “leaked” a best buy preorder promotion date, stock went up 10%, I can’t imagine when rockstar starts putting GTA 6 ads on helicopters on miami or god knows what. I don’t expect more than 30% profit tho. |
| Are you mad you didn’t win like or better than I did? 🥴 |
| Congrats man. Maybe post a dd for the rest of us too sometime |
| Don’t place covered calls on stocks you don’t want to lose. You often miss the upside for seeking quick gains. \n\nCovered calls are good only when you acquired atleast 100 shares of a company you no longer believe in. So, you just wanna let it go with a profit. I did so for Gamestop. It’s a shitty company, and I was able to place multiple covered calls and eventually I got assigned and got rid of the shares. |
| Lmao |
| It has bad box |
| Asia will sell and burn their MU making a dip, i can feel it in my nuggets |
| Got some firepower and gonna get into some real degen action tomorrow. Maybe lose all today’s gains. Don’t care. Can’t wait. |
| I bought shares but sold them with the first fake dump🫡 |
| SpaceSex with new govt contract |
| How the fk is AMD at $500? lol |
| MU TO THE MOON! |
| I'm out too today. No more without significant pull back for me. RAM company $25 not long ago. Ridiculous |
| 👍 |
| Of course SMCI pumps after I sold. Same thing happened with AAPL. They get you down enough to make you fold then inject it with steroids. |
| holding SPY puts overnight. \n\n \nit will probably open +0.5% |
| Let’s just say I came in wearing underwear and left free balling |
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| What would happen if 🥭 fearless leader got removed from office tomorrow would we gap down or up?? |
| Mu stock to 3000$/share by eoy. Maybe crazy but i believe. Would also make otm leaps an infinity money printer.\n\nThis is not financial advice |
| Not loss, it’s just you are not worthy, consider those are the profit you don’t get chance to make, you greedy ass was jacking those tiny contract premiums all the time, thinking you outsmart the other retards buying your contracts and you can shit on them with time decay lol, well shit happens, anyway it’s not a loss! Cover calls seller are legit poosi 😹 |
| fuck i shoulda took profit on ZS |
| I sold MUU at $180. My two largest holdings are MSFT and NFLX. |
| no it is the size, the geometry makes sense when you realize how big it is\n\nand it's not just an electric car, all four wheels has an independent motor with independent steering and dynamic suspension with 1000hp 0-60 in 2.5 seconds for 600k. that's unheard of |
| If you want me to read all that at least write it yourself. |
| NVDA will save you |
| Yall apes better pump my MU calls |
| We have Ebola now... we can call it the Ebola Bubble |
| All that tells me is dis and sbux are overvalued. |
| No because the price doesn't reflect the intelligence of the weak hands |
| Thank you. Wear a suit next time |
| I wanted to add to my MU position but it never really pulled back after early April. By now it has almost grown in size to the allocation in my portfolio that wanted to have in the first place. So.. i guess i’ll take it! |
| Serious question: WTF does the pope know about AI? \n\nShouldn't he focus on getting his clergy to stop molesting kids, instead of the AI boogeyman |
| Come on, a pc peripheral company mainly for consumers moving into data centers are a bit more relevant. |
| Today? |
| my magic 8 balls says "ask again later" |
| No one wants Intuit anymore. AI can do everything |
| Yeah, you think I'd have learned my lesson by now...but the premiums are too juicy. It'll eventually settle down, just need to wait it out.\n\nThe moment I decide to sell CCs on $MSFT is when it'll decide to finally rocket to ATHs. |
| If you want to know what it’s like to be a bear just look up the “coconut maggots” story |
| Using a public toilet for a number 2? You deserve what you get animal! |
| Risking $100K to make $300 is just diabolical brother |
| Covered calls are fine if you have a lot of shares and only sell a few contracts at a time. It’s people running the wheel and get caught with their last down who freak out like this when it happens |
| Never bet against momentum |
| Size won’t fix how terrible it looks |
| DRAM leaps worth it? |
| I’ve been so busy look at MU, I completely forgot about NFLX. My Leaps are looking cooked |
| At least I sold at 280 to get into asts |
| unhinged comment |
| May your bowels be empty, and your toilet paper holder full 🙌 |
| Omg. You are about to baghold Lunr |
| especially NFLX price action is nastyyyy 🥲 |
| calls or shares |
| i aint reading all that. puts on intu |
| Why box dropping on good earnings. |
| NVDA has no fabs. Who's going to make NVDA's RAM? Micron? |
| What the hell were u thinking? |
| I’ve been trying to find it but that dude who posted last week who had $950 calls on MU was getting grilled. I think he’s an insider. |
| Friday, looking for a bounce back and probably sell at the open |
| What’s the next big one? Any tips or insights? |
| It’s going to 1500 probably by EOY |
| I'm thinking a combination of quantum news, reg sho list, and short shares being maxed out. |
| 2 of 3 count? Not a meta loser... |
| god those Taycans are so cheap now on the used market. But you just know that the second you buy one something incredibly expensive will break and Porsche warranty period is about 2 weeks. |
| So incredibly crazy |
| Same brother |
| I'm too much of a pussy to buy anything this inflated 😞 Missing these 15+% gainers hurtzzzz |
| I can’t even make this shit in 11 lives |
| https://preview.redd.it/rftjadinjj3h1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1bbf967275ad0fc3ae470239e88a05460263d894 |
| YES! AND YOURE WELCOME! |
| WULF and KEEL for data center plays, let's goooo |
| People are gonna be asking the same question in a year when it's at 2000 |
| I sold AMD to go in on LUNR. |
| I bought QQQ puts at closed\n\nHow regarded am I? |
| Physics. Those designs are nearing the most aerodynamic design possible for a passenger car. They are trying to maximize range. |
| https://preview.redd.it/ygvx3qamjj3h1.png?width=1536&format=png&auto=webp&s=f334a12655493dcb267f5bc756905573a17c3397 |
| I HATE NOW SO FUCKING MUCH |
| Hope yall bought that EOD dip on MU\n\n$950+ tmrw |
| I don't think it is the size, it is the fact that it is ugly as fuk and people still aren't sold on electric |
| Clearly DIS is overvalued af |
| name checks out |
| Kudos to ya, amazing |
| youtube took away the recently uploaded tab.... interesting |
| Memory and semis. That is all. |
| Not happening. One of the datacenter got their power supply delayed |
| LUNR why are you doing this to me? I want to ape into some regarded calls when Elmo IPO send you to the moon again |
| Maybe he’s smarter than all the bulls and analysts |
| 😢 |
| NEW WAY TO DONATE MY SAVINGS, LFGGGG 🔥 🔥 |
| Yikess |
| Really happy to see this, thanks for sharing |
| Loooooool |
| Even if there is a deal, it won’t be benificial for the US. Classic TACO Tuesday |
| Datacenters and FAANG companies use [software-defined networking](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Software-defined_networking) for almost everything.\n\nI don't know how much value there is in trying to tell the remaining, smaller customers, _"we have an agent which detects misconfigurations so your own IT staff can't sabotage you any longer"_ |
| You’re joking right. |
| I just bought for the SPCX IPO. Quite frankly I hate the company - a total pump and dump. But every space stock is pumping heavily ahead of SPCX. It’s a 1-2 week trade, nothing more. |
| dont afraid to part with a stock youve held for a long time. I let go of my microsoft after 3+ years and immediately outperformed with energy plays |
| Its woke car |
| I lost 99% of my $250k port by going for puts again and again because “these prices are unsustainable”. I switched to calls today and doubled the tiny amount I have left |
| God be with you, love to check back on you tomorrow |
| Bro is cooking |
| Regard can't even do this right. I'll save you the trouble: you'll be even poorer 6 months from now. |
| Virgin galactic! |
| If $Nebius hits $300 this week, I’ll rename my first born child Dweebius. |
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| !banbet sndk +10% 3d |
| Shorted ASTS each shit nerds |
| I’m in this too and ngl the RKLB vs RDW valuation gap is the only thing keeping me from selling a single share. \n\nIf SpaceX sucks all the oxygen out of the room, funds are gonna FOMO into “anything space with real revs” and RDW is like the only cheap kid left at the table. \n\nOnly thing that worries me is how crowded this trade gets into the actual IPO date. I’m planning to trim into whatever dumb SPAC‑era candle shows up and then reload if it pukes after. |
| Ferrari: "Let's go woke!"\n\nNike: "It good idea, follow in our footstep"\n\nFerrari: "But the stock price goes down for you?"\n\nNike: "Yes also you, it's small price to pay for woke"\n\nFerrari and Nike shake hands, smile at each other |
| I need to stop too. Made a couple grand last week between GOOG and PLTR, but lost 14k in MRVL |
| I’m gonna buy me a switch 2 |
| Imagine putting all of your money into a digital currency when there’s a generational run in AI related stocks, backed by real earnings |
| ZS more like ZZZZZS |
| MU gained $200 billion today. \n\nDIS has a market cap of $180 billion. SBUX $110 billion. \n\n😝 |
| We’ve all been there sport just keep your head up |
| I sold MU, this is will go to $1000 now |
| Zs puts be printing wooooooooo |
| Intuit = boomer stock. No pussy for intuit holders. |
| 🤡 |
| HAVE YOU EVEN SAID THANK YOU TODAY?? |
| Is LUNR worth jumping into again? I sold calls after the spike to collect profit and I’m willing to jump back in |
| Entrapment |
| Great I have calls 😎 |
| It was way up, way more than expected |
| it'll v bro |
| way to go! how are you going to invest your earnings from the trade? |
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| GCTS. Bought in a few weeks ago at around $2 pp. it’s now over 3 sitting comfy. |
| wtf am i checking after hours for my picks are god awful and none of them went 20% today fuck this shit bruh |
| MU closing sub 900 is kinda disappointing tbh |
| Feels good knowing that broke people like you will always stay broke, hahahahah |
| I’m in the 2x long MU ETF ROCKET 🚀🚀🚀 let’s gooooo |
| So me? |
| I wouldn't say relatively mild news lol. They didn't win any part of the first phase of LTV. Which by all accounts was supposed to be expected. \n\nI don't see this is a "generational buying opportunity" yet. I expect further downside over the next week or two. Maybe they will be saved by the June conference if they win some other award?\n\nBut most analyst price targets on the stock include notes about how they expect the LTV contract to be awarded to them. So now that they are not part of the contract (yet), I expect analysts over the next week or so will re-rate their price targets (likely lower) and possibly even downgrade the stock from Buy to Overweight, etc... \n\nSo don't listen to this guy and throw away your money yet. Generational buying opportunity opens up once this hits 24-26 range. |
| NASA |
| Unless you are cashing out I wouldn't get too zesty if I were you |
| up 20% completely reasonable |
| thats actually fantastic because i did the complete opposite and went 100k down to 1k\n\ni hate you btw |
| I managed to lose money today AMA\n\n👉🤡👈 |
| Ferrari coming out with a half-mil redesigned nissan leaf EV 🚗 for the rich regards is definitely the market top signal 🚨 |
| Imagine making a car so ugly your stock drops 6%, holy shit. |
| Might hop back into CRSR. Bought calls this morning after seeing that $20k YOLO and sold at the top doubling my initial investment. |
| Good move |
| I thought there was a big penalty for withdrawing early? |
| APPS YOU BEAUTIFUL BASTARD |
| My condolences to that guy who is taking a fat shit in taco bell rn, without toilet paper 😔 |
| i have held /mesm since 10am and have never been so bored |
| Advance money duplicator |
| 🫡 |
| Managed to sell the top, feeling great |
| I did that too but my bags were at 207 😂. Timed 199 twice now. But phew |
| I think the Priuses now look legitimately nice. I’d love one of them. |
| That reminds me I need to spend 5 min having your LLM write out a BBB complaint to publish against Intuit.\n\nHorrible company. So bullish? |
| Remindme! 6 months |
| Make more money. Get more equity. Care less about 🥭. |
| No it will never recover |
| $4m will be like two months of groceries by then |
| south korea bull 3x leveraged, people on this sub always funding some bullshit 😂😂😂😂 fuckin love this place |
| Investing in silicone is the boomer move now. All the cool people invest in space. |
| Well depends on what average joes index funds or 401ks or what boring shit ever their funds go to, but they sure as hell aint posting losses lmao. Stonks only go up me likey and as eur user im deffo not complaining |
| I saw you reply no and then delete it hands behind your back buddy |
| What’s a covered call, and why did it lose you money in this case? What would you do differently next time? |
| Rip in pieces |
| Even after the run up? |
| Who needs other stocks when you got MUU, SOXL, and SNXX? |
| Bought a few shares of zs just in case even though I was skeptical...should've trusted my gut |
| Major contract miss. Probably. It already went back up a bit |
| The German car brands are all pivoting to making their standard petrol cars have EV options instead of doing weird parallel EV lines. Which makes sense because the main reason people listed for not buying the likes of the Mercedes EQ cars for example is that they're fucking ugly looking. |
| Just wait until they flip the script and start penalizing those who use the most tokens 😂 |
| Can someone find the guy who used the term “memory cucks” yesterday? I’m up $17,000 today and I want to see how his port is doing |
| Ok show me your long positions then 🙂 |
| Nvda, amzn, meta, msft, and aapl are dead money. No movement but down. |
| imagine using this trash when freetaxusa exists |
| I’m in |
| -17 💀💀 |
| Nice. Great deal |
| pay for your sins, glutton |
| I think people don't understand how big the Ferrari Luce is, the scale in the picture makes it seem small.\n\nThat thing is huge. I promise you the first drivers test video you guys are going to change your tune. Just go look up the data on the website. |
| You misspelled $500 |
| The fud is always wrong. We'll see. |
| NFLX, META, MSFT holders - Lets create a support group for ourselves..... |
| APPS I LOVE YOU |
| I am a big E car fan but I just don’t understand why you want to make an E Sportscar? I mean the whole point of it is the beast of an engine with its sound and vibration and all that technical tuning. A electric engine is quite simple. \n\n |
| Day 1, all in |
| Virgin galactic, easy rocket |
| MU $1200 by EOW |
| Wow these puts are hot, and good dodging that bullet |
| Made 300% in the last month |
| Is this a stock purchase or a call scenario |
| Taking a fat shit in tbell rn . No god damn toilet paper |
| Imagine investing in Microsoft? |
| Made 300 bones |
| lol |
| What’s a cop idk what you’re talking abou |
| Can’t even copy paste right. But I’m long P so props ig |
| Yay |
| Thank you, it'll pump to 1000 now 🙏 |
| Dont get intu it man |
| and here i thought covid was the biggest wealth transfer ever. |
| Market hit all-time high today. Shout out to everybody who hit personal all-time lows. |
| how does it feel to be 2 dollars richer |
| Bought more! Huge overreaction |
| Who's in GRPN? |
| The Jony Ive Ferrari, or the Apple Car |
| For real though, mu may genuinely overtake nvidia. That does seem like a bubble. |
| Is this a LUNR dip? Will it go back up |
| Camp David accords Iran edition set for tomorrow. He failed in 2019 with the Taliban but he’ll get to emulate Carter tomorrow. |
| Honestly valid concern |
| I want to take profit but I can’t I just bought more. “What if I miss out on this” etc etc |
| Small yacht |
| So much money to be made |
| please cash out and enjoy some money🙏 you already know this is a peak so dont watch it fall back down. unless youre going for 10mil. then good luck |
| Foreal tho. I bought a few an hour before market close but chickened out and sold |
| Virgin galactic, new rocket before spacex ipo |
| Maybe i can drop these bags off from 2 years ago |
| I genuinely don’t understand what’s driving XNDU |
| not until those companies buy their full 6GW allotment each |
| Just got a big promotion, I should be happy but I’m just stressed now |
| This could print. AI on the move and shorts in for a big bet. |
| People have been saying that all year. And last year |
| To the MUoon! |
| Bagholder spotted |
| A trade I made back in april and paper handed would have been worth 1m today lol |
| Dumped 100k into mu at 897 sold at a cool 900 ask me anything |
| Anyone Camping out MU headquarters to see if employees are retiring in mass? If 80% of MU employees sell the stock and quit= its over |
| Social Security is saved! |
| Hey |
| Made $390 today, should have been more but decided to realize some losses. |
| LLM analyst |
| Small contract for FLY and now it's dumping |
| Prime data center real estate. Harvest environmental gamma rays for free energy and everything has been flattened for easy infrastructure installation |
| Where were you during the great ber extinction event of May 26th, 2026? Shame all the cope they posted all weekend didn't help 🤣 |
| This reminds me of 2007 when strippers and McDonald's janitors were flipping houses. |
| Wtf happened to LUNR? |
| Market bubble - this too shall pass |
| Normies are always months late |
| You don't do that with parabolic stocks, just msft |
| Not even just luck, bought in at $640. I watched it jump when it hit $800, didn’t sell and then saw it down to $680. Told myself I’ll sell it if I see a massive pop like that again, so I did. Last week got margin called, held through it by selling other small stuff. Also Mango pumped it too |
| $PATH calls |
| I'm all in on Beef Bouillon Stock. |
| Damn micron u crazy homie |
| Probably. Calls are still expensive as hell even though it had a down day. |
| He designed the G5, the iMac (all versions), the Magic Mouse, the Trashcan Mac Pro, the iPod, the iPad, the Apple Watch, The Macbook Pro,The MacBook Air... |
| Groupon gonna go past the moon |
| CEG is running and there’s plenty of room left given possible June catalysts |
| ZS earnings that bad? |
| Soxl bears might be dead |
| Not long ago AMD was refered to as advanced money destroyer. So you also have to hold |
| Touch grass |
| Cramer has the death note, but it only works on stocks 💀 |
| 🫵🏻🤣 |
| You sound like a salty loser 🤣\n |
| Memory stocks got retard strength |
| my moves tomorrow hmmm... buy more ASTS and watch the shorts suck on my balls |
| https://preview.redd.it/oxcdvpupij3h1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d46c09aed6f2cbe467140ccbb8050df521e07e98 |
| Could be done in the ROTH instead. |
| Aliven’ll |
| Been watching RDW too and that valuation gap with RKLB is wild when you actually look at the numbers. 4.63x vs 53x forward sales makes no sense when they both have government contracts and real revenue\n\n \nThe timing with SpaceX IPO could be perfect catalyst - all those fund managers who get shut out are gonna need somewhere to put money and RDW actually has the hardware flying unlike half these space stocks that are just PowerPoints. That backlog number at $498M is solid too\n\n \nOnly thing making me nervous is AE Industrial trimming shares but like you said thats normal for PE after a 300% run. Might wait for a pullback before adding more but the setup does look clean heading in June |
| Based on rebuild and capex thesis |
| Are you the US stock market? |
| CRWD flushing in sympathy with ZS, smh |
| The irony is that the petrol Ferraris have pivoted back to having more physical buttons. They got rid of the capacitive touch buttons on the steering wheel with their last few cars because people hated them and just put switches and buttons on there. |
| Bears enjoy the company of ladyboys |
| Does full porting 100% margin funds count? |
| Buy dram calls |
| Me after selling my DRAM calls at a lost Friday because I listened to 3 day weekend FUD here and I guess wanted $300 instead of $2000+ |
| $MU🤝🏼consistently blowing straight through my extremely OTM CCs\n |
| I have a feeling NBIS is gonna be big tomorrow |
| I’m an MU bull but Samaung and SKHynix is like half the Korean exchange. They don’t need to fomo into MU. |
| LUNR just plunged massively on relatively mild news. This is generational buying opportunity ahead of the SpaceX IPO |
| Yeah i know but still. Just because someone is doing an ai game it doesnt mean it can replaced the most expected game of all time. |
| my buddy called it the boring 10x too |
| Did you factor in “leather jackets” in your analysis? |
| Now we wait for the chinese to pump us up to the moon |
| This numba one bullshit |
| stay long until formal Iran agreement finalization announced. Then we Sell |
| yes but putting them next to communities is on purpose. it's isn't fun if the overlords aren't making the poors life hell. |
| Sorry man. Rip |
| Groupon is the new gamestop |
| 25\* |
| If you’re asking you need the profits. |
| SNAP will rally on APPS earnings. I already bought calls on both today |
| Yeah I held 33 shares since covid times I think. Fidelity app sucks ass so I can’t see my history so no clue what my cost basis was. Probably looking in the wrong place but whatever don’t really care now lol lost all my GameStop profits but it’s fine my real gains are in my retirement accounts where it counts |
| doing cover calls in a stock that can skyrocket this much is just as regarded. i swear ppl just lose money in covered calls |
| Honestly been watching for a few days, might be the move |
| Don’t know. I don’t follow it. Sorry. I mean. Just glancing at it. 65 is way up there. |
| I don’t see the bull case for buying calls at this point but I would buy shares if it drops enough. Great company imo |
| 5th law of robotics, gotta make EVs as ugly as humanly possible |
| open interest is only 1899 but u have 2400 contracts? sus |
| Well I'm in two, UNH and NOW |
| i sleep in a big bed with my wife |
| Quite likely to he honest, market pricing in it opening, when it finally opens the MMs will profit take and dump |
| Why is the picture of a parking lot? |
| Wtf is MUU |
| I am so fking greedy. I need psychological help |
| I'm right here, just move my balls out of your eyes so you can see. |
| Once again asking myself why didn't I buy any MU today? Will chicken out again tomorrow. |
| Risk versus reward. When Micron rips, you can make a lot of money. But what if you buy your options and 2 months later there’s an earthquake that wipes out their production capacity? |
| No |
| Nice. Dec $40 calls I bought two weeks ago are already 4x. Seeing this as $80 at least by year end. You still holding? |
| If you gonna buy puts then do it when the mag7 earnings are happening, as soon as that capex goes down the chip stocks will crash |
| 0.618 fib reversal easy money every time. Come back in a couple months |
| You a cop? |
| Lol you can do this for millions of assets, now show us the average crate |
| It's always MU |
| Really? One of the greenest days of the year no? |
| Depends on what you hold… everything I’m big in was green. My green stocks far outweighed the red stocks I have today. |
| Yes |
| Nok |
| It’s brutal I’ve been there. Broke no job couldn’t afford rent or gas. Financial crisis and had to live off my investment account for a year and a half till I got another job. \n\nNow I’m 50 wife kids >$3 million in cash and a $1.25 million home. Learn from your mistakes it’s all right there. Go back and look at the trades. See what you needed to do differently. Make the time investment in yourself. You have years for it to pay off. \n\nYou can do it without margin and if you’re going to use options take a few free courses on how to use them well. They are for trades not investments. \n\nUse Charlie Mungers rule of looking at great companies below their 200 moving average and buy them. You only need to hold them till they are back to the 200 day and scalp the profit, or decide if the reversal is real. I did this 10 days ago with CEG around $250-260. HD in the $290s. Some of those are good cases to buy a call or two to define your risk if it doesn’t bottom. You can usually make 5-8%+ quick in a week or so and move on. Charlie was the public market investment brains in that operation. Warren was the personable one who is a good relationship builder. Warren wasn’t a good stock picker without Charlie. Probably why Berk is sitting on record cash since Charlie died. |
| Puts on micron. \n\nJk. More micron of course. |
| I know everyone is trying to justify why their AI solution is useful and neccessary and blah blah blah, but |
| due for a run huh |
| They're targeting Silicon Valley tech nerds so I actually think they'll probably sell pretty well initially. |
| > does not mean we bols should be sore winners\n\nThe sore for you comes later because you're too dumb to take your winnings. |
| To the guy who told me to literally just buy qqq calls everyday, thank you |
| https://preview.redd.it/fx1c90zcij3h1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3cea141250509a0a9badc9eb64e1419b5f042d8b |
| Ber mentally sick ppl |
| Yeah they *try* to pass it on. But in their last earnings call they mentioned that it was hard with ballooning prices.\n\nAnyways, I have calls I’m just nervous. I’m already up 100% on calls and got some 200% returns when it popped to 90’s last week. I’m optimistic for earnings. |
| #AMD's next stop is $1000 LMAO🤌 |
| I don’t even buy food anymore. Everything I make goes to stonks now |
| I exited the stock when it was trading at 25-28 i think... so missed opportunity I guess.. but not looking back. Was fun to ride it from 8-9 |
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| wait how did mu and sndk blow up like that |
| 10 nukes just destroyed the 10 biggest cities in the US. Stock market up 5% |
| LMAO i guarantee you this is true because im buying the second they announce iran accepted the deal and the strait is open |
| Congratulations and fuck you. |
| ZS going back down to $120 |
| I'm in cash so it seems I'm a bear.. Did not find any good trade today |
| They are forcing funds to buy them 15 days after the IPO. Changing the rules just for those 3. And the early investors aren't allowed to sell until after 80-180 days past IPO. So every index fund that covers the NASDAQ 100 or S&P500 will be forced to buy it before those investors can sell. |
| good bot |
| Buying TSDD |
| Stock trading is exactly like Yu-Gi-Oh. Sometimes you play exodia, sometimes exodia plays you, and sometimes you transfer all but one life point into your special ability regard LEAP for maximum damage |
| SPY puts |
| What made you buy it after earnings? |
| Never traded during Xmas have you? |
| I hope you are right, I picked some up today |
| Absolute mega balls hold damn |
| You wanna share a snack with me?\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/5g0ezwj8ij3h1.jpeg?width=360&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f26b6f0c472339b4402c8b9fb840da5eb6240a2f |
| no tax loss harvesting |
| According to Reddit a net worth of $1 million makes you filthy disgustingly rich and buys you a mega yacht and dinners with senators. I think they’re missing about 4 zeroes for that type of “rich”, maybe 2 zeroes to actually be seriously rich, still need 1 extra zero to even be comfortable, but no extra zeroes straight to the poor house… |
| trash. buy the Aldi brand. much more delicious . |
| Overreaction imo. I was able to sell my options on the green and rebought at a much lower price. The spread was crazy earlier. High risk high reward though |
| been reading this exact comment for months and months lmao. Good luck investing in neckbeard simulator |
| Mu cloud do the same tomorrow |
| #Let me guess, tomorrow will be another "green" day where 7 stocks are green while the rest of the market is drilling. LMAO🤌 |
| Calls. Calls on everything. |
| Everyone was sucking MU’s cöck |
| Went and loaded up some puts when I saw this comment. Thanks brotha |
| https://preview.redd.it/dwbhlbrxhj3h1.jpeg?width=2400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2e93c58c5d0a4077df04c6617e424a87a156c681\n\nThis is what £55k gets you from the chinese owned MG lol. You slap a Ferrari badge on it and squint and it fits the bill a fuck load better than the Luca does. |
| No |
| Same here, got assigned 300 shares on Friday at 1480 and 1490 strikes... Premium made them like 1455and unloaded them all today. Sold 1800 calls today but got scared and bought one back during the end of day dip. |
| Revenue guide was bad |
| Y’all pay taxes? |
| I think the show Shameless was inspired by my multiple personalities.\n\n\nPuts. 🐻 |
| Bro tried to catch a rocket reaching velocity |
| They’re going to keep the strait closed for a long ass time and when it finally opens THATS when the market will crash |
| Buy ZS calls -> Bye ZS Calls. |
| Unlucky |
| do you fucking retards understand how much free empty space is available in the United States? |
| last time it ran for an entire week before stopping, who the fuck knows tbh |
| The workforce is vanishing but we have AI and the stock market \n\nCheers to the new age |
| ZS puts was free money why nobody tell me |
| got lucky with ORCL. bought at 151 and sold at 199 |
| I would realize those gains |
| Whats the green mean? Why isn’t the words red? I’m so fucking scared right now. |
| RDW, RKLB and a touch of FLY |
| I hope MU sees 950+ tomorrow. |
| They all in sk hynix and samsung, domestic is king |
| Looks like they unlocked their true valuation after cutting you out. Rip, thanks though, made a lot on mu 🙏 |
| Down |
| Straddlin’ $GLD like a fart. |
| Sold my AMD calls for WMT right there with you … I’ll black your eye you black my eye and we can tell our wives we got mugged ? |
| I bite if they rename to NAI bro, who pay attention to EV car companies these days?\n\nAlso no one will read your AI slop |
| Don't do that, it's just money |
| bers, like anybody else, did not start off as a ber. they were once a man.\n\njust because they're cynical and fukt and gay does not mean we bols should be sore winners. |
| debit spreads is about all you can do |
| They're boasting that the designers had never designed a car before... NO SHIT! wtf is this POS... how many of them have cybertrucks?!\n\nThis is embarrassing... $640K to look like a douche... ok... |
| Nailed it today, caught TSLA going right way saw it go up to +$1.5K and said "Nah" and ended day -$200. |
| Wtf happened. I checked an hour ago |
| they giving us all the business of the future |
| ZS getting cooked |
| I was concerned about the Fed minutes and thought stocks would go down so I sold everything |
| SPY 800 fr fr |
| She’s buying memory and semiconductor stocks |
| We’re gambling though. |
| Buy Qualcomm |
| Completely normal.\n\nThe sky really is falling! |
| This will print. Only need $14.16 for these to be worth a milly |
| I dont get what this offers over KEEL. Same rewards but with more risk. |
| They’ll continue to run through June thanks to SpaceX |
| This kid’s the quickest learner I’ve ever seen! |
| Ya gonna feed them fucking wallpaper at this rate |
| If she's "investing" by buying shares of VOO/SPY, she's probably beating 90% of the people here |
| Thanks! |
| that was without a doubt the least eventful session i have ever traded during |
| Don't worry, you missed out on a lot more not buying Bitcoin or Nvidia 🤌 |
| The bears were so cocky last night, only to be totally embarrassed a day later |
| where bers? |
| Gap up or down?? |
| Oh APPS is raising guidance thats why its ripping |
| as long as I can profit off of their stock, I can afford to move far away from them |
| because it beat earnings |
| What AMD guy? There are more AMD millionaires here than that guy holding $11M of shares?? |
| Yeah I was gonna comment in the last thread that newscasters are saying "bullish" and "beatish" on live tv in the weirdest contexts now. \n\nJust in time for June 4th... |
| LUNR dip. Didn't win a $220 million contract. Still have a billion booked for this year. \n \nAnd they're one of the companies getting a slice of $6.2 billion from Space Force for Andromeda. Which is not included in that billion in revenue for this year. |
| How will they kill index fund value if it takes 6 months for them to be put into the funds anyways? Any drop they have will happen sooner than that \*because\* they are allowing the current holders to sell immediately. |
| their margin is not correlated to underlying nand price as they pass that on to their customers |
| Any chance of 45/65 bull spread on MRAM making any money by 6/5 |
| I agree with the thesis. I disagree with this companies ability to fix this problem. Calls on the grid |
| I was about to drop a whopping like $60 into SOXS as a gag, but didn't, so when the semis crash tomorrow and go to $0 and I don't retire a billionaire, it's all my fault. |
| Lunr can you go back to 30 😔 |
| Couldn’t risk being a trillionnaire |
| I bought MU puts at close today. |
| Yeah OPs brokerage is growing like crazy and they need you to hold the bag |
| its why ppl call the CAC40 the "CACA 40". Because its 💩 u know? Like the caca. |
| Damn it ZS |
| Yeah I've been doing that slow thing too, also with oracle. But smh |
| Can’t speak for others, but I expect one of the big guys to buy up most of the other companies. With my cost basis below $5 on LUNR, I’m just holding forever, or until they’re bought up. But Tylenol is my favorite snack. |
| Op buys at 7.16 and sells at 6.47 four days later. Yep sounds about right |
| Debit spreads |
| Can't wait for our degen KOSPI brothers to fomo into mu 🐮💪 |
| Where did everyone find out so quickly about lunr losing the contract? |
| Another account bites the dust! Will be back in couple of weeks. |
| Buy MUU shares or dram calls |
| Hold your horses, after all those massive gains it had today there should be some cool off period, we don't want the market to overheat, now do we. |
| ZScaler... oof |
| i have jan, but i bought them last week and it dropped too. i did pick some calls for $msft and $now. |
| I need to find a 20x or I am just going to aliven't |
| If its screenshot worthy.... |
| No for sure, I was agreeing with you but I can see where it sounds like I wasn’t lol. I’m very anti rich people with stupid ideas that annoy me |
| To think you were the sole reason keeping the stock down |
| That's why they laid you off 😞 |
| How's it an obvious memory winner? It relies on buying memory. I guess it's solution is memory-efficient but... |
| APPS |
| !banbet Aapl 330 |
| Sold this shit at a 50% loss in April. Fortunately I put those funds into DRAM.\n\nOP is massively downplaying risks. Construction is off and on. Been reading about it local Amarillo news. Former CEO is suing current Board. So much shit about this company. |
| $Crwv |
| Grpn is the move |
| Hopefully for next year |
| energy |
| \-16% AH |
| Thanks for the money |
| Praying that MU is in the 3rd elliot wave 🤌🏼. Dis bouta be a huge pump |
| Lol yup buyers are exhausted. Bring in a fresh new batch of sellers. |
| I trimmed some off the top. Hopefully I can get a buy opportunity tomorrow |
| Roaring kitty lmao |
| just became a bagholder |
| Shovel seller warning of shovel shortage. |
| I need a dip to $54 real quick so I can redo my dram calls and not fumble them like a rere this time |
| kinda want to kill myself for selling my amd calls and buying hood |
| I dont even think the bump was from this announcement. It's more likely the story that corsair is using DRAM from CXMT. |
| why ZS dump |
| Yes you are. Maybe look up total shares. |
| I'll the first one is free!! Take your profits and boglehead!! |
| Even people who never read news are asking about stocks now. This girl didn’t even know there was a war in Iran a month in to the thing and she’s investing now. We are going to SPY 900 by July |
| I got laid off from micron in 2023. My employee purchase plan stock fully vested as part of severance and I sold it. I hate seeing how much I missed out on. |
| Whats the next semi to take off? 🐥 gotta burn some cash |
| 160 PE? Am I missing some crazy growth? |
| not seeing a single ber comment is scary |
| XNDU ✅️ |
| I knew last week when every regards were too bullish on ZS, tale as old as time =)) |
| Cry bc I missed all the chip stocks |
| every time it hits 135+, I sell CC. Every time it goes back to 131, I buy them back. I'll keep doing this and making 1k premium/week till it hits 147 and then i'll get out |
| I just like how he put everyone on blast that doubted him. I shall follow |
| Puts on the whole French CAC40. \n\nFrance has decided to ban Zyn and all other brands of nicotine pouches. These things are a productivity miracle - expect France to now lag well behind in any worker efficiency metric until this bizarre measure is reversed.\n\nCalls on Imperial Tobacco (IMBBY), the makers of Gauloises cigarettes. Stressed and frustrated French are going to be smoking overtime. |
| Holy fck lol |
| Godspeed soldier |
| Not enough to hate on women. And not enough to be so dumb to realize the ads of ugly women are probably targeted towards yourself if you ever bothered to look in a mirror without your alcohol breath fogging it up! \nThe women on my ads are all fly as heck |
| Any dip will be overbought...... |
| ‘Moves for tomorrow’ loading up on more aapl 315 calls apparently |
| lol |
| 💰 |
| Ber saying bye bye ZS while not having puts is funny asf ngl |
| wait how does $52,800 even come from crsr lmao |
| MSFT pumped -1% today. Def a bubble. |
| NOK will keep pumping - I have calls exp in sept i'm holding |
| I miss when PotUS didn't do ad reads to help his stock portfolio |
| How should I buy MU options without $20k? |
| Maffs iz hard |
| I knew ZS gonna disappoint but wth |
| Oof zs, glad I learned my lesson last earnings and didnt touch it this quarter. Box as well. \n\nLooks like apps was the play |
| Same lol |
| PNG |
| $QTEX? what's up with them |
| Taking profits from MUU and moving into NOK. Might be a regarded move, but I hate holding MUU more than a few days. |
| Step 1. Have 1/4 of a million dollars |
| I don’t understand AMD is trading at $504 with a market cap of $82b while nvidia is around $200 with a $5 trillion market cap.. am I even more regarded than previously thought possible? |
| What a day. My condolences to 🌈 🐻 |
| Do we get dillution of AMD, when it reaches 600, because of META and OPENAI deals last year? |
| De list the bagnificent 7 |
| GOD DRAM! |
| what happened to ZS ? guidance ? |
| I bought 4 $140 for .18 per. |
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| it's lovely. no community gets left out. no more pastures or woods. just hum hum hum for everyone. |
| https://preview.redd.it/5gxzfmeahj3h1.jpeg?width=1206&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eb4bff9c394f79c5a3353d0143507bf142e14107\n\n \nHere you go, folks.\n\nJesus fucking Christ. Get in the bin. |
| -17% is crazy 🫠 |
| Yes |
| What expiry |
| Do people still take corn seriously? |
| I can’t believe it’s already 4pm lol wild |
| Nokia having a measly 6% today.... Anyway I'm jacked to the tits and really struggling to not throw the rest of my cash at it |
| -10% tomorrow. I need to jump back on this train damn it |
| Knew Zscaler was going to crash. God I’m such a puss. |
| Msft definitely due for a pullback after that INSANE pump |
| You’ll be green in approximately 4 minutes |
| MU puts bout to feed my damn grandchildren |
| This might be the model that will force a return to office. |
| this isnt even a crazy thing to say |
| If it makes sexbots a reality, that’s a sacrifice I’m willing to make |
| Only ever bought calls |
| Need a 6 or 7x |
| XTIA |
| Shit |
| Bought some LUNR 40 calls idk |
| We should bring back the belt emoji |
| Bye bye bears |
| Apple. What the fuck.\n\nI somehow managed to buy calls at the top today. Hopefully just a hiccup.\n\n |
| Just be normal, ask her about her life then invite her for a date. Shit isn't hard bro. |
| so bad\n\nso ugly\n\nfuglyAF |
| Depends from the area I would say, but sweetgreen already has negative earnings, due to razor thin margins. Add on top a product with overall lower ticket value and margins and is a disaster.\n\nMost of NYC ones confirmed what I wrote in the post\n\n |
| Jesus ZS, behave |
| Bought 1 150p as joke on ZS 🤣 |
| i missed the MU boat waiting got buy next dip but i agreed tesla stock is a fucking scam doesn’t belong there idk how it stays green |
| ZS BOX beats and fall just to fuck the bulls |
| You know that sound they be using a lot … (faaaahhk) that’s how he feels right now |
| Michael Burry responded to my craigslist ad looking for someone to mow my lawn. "$30 is $30", he said as he continued to mow what was clearly the wrong yard. My neighbor and I shouted at him but he was already wearing muffs. Focused dude. He attached a phone mount onto the handle of his push mower. I was able to sneak a peek and he was browsing Zillow listings in central Wyoming. He wouldn't stop cackling.\n\nThat is to say, Burry has his fingers in a lot of pies. He makes sure his name is in all the conversations.\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| I knew this would happen because 🥭 mentioned Micron in a speech over the weekend, that's when I knew I was FUCKED selling my calls Friday. God damn .... |
| Yeah, I hear you. I listened to Michael Burry when he came out and said don’t bet against AI and don’t buy puts. I sold the two puts I had on Sandis and micron. The next day they decreased for 130 points each respectively. Would’ve had another $17 K. Fuck dr. burry. |
| is there something wrong with me?\n\ni become more bearish the longer this market nonstop climbs\n\n😱 |
| 115k loss means the bet relly went sideways |
| Ohh LUNR, classic |
| HOLY ZS |
| Same |
| yeah i’m real excited for the future |
| “Windows error sound effect.” |
| Holding on to $NOK this week. Either 200k or 500k for me no in between |
| I buy calls and sell put spreads on the pullbacks. TTWO tends to do an exaggerated extra 1-3 days of nonsense pullback and dribbles a while before a bounce, which has tested my patience. I always wait for the second drop but underestimate the continued sell just a bit, but I've stayed in each time and it's had some of the best payoffs in my options plays.\n\nCurrently have Jun 18 $230->250 spreads and sold eow $220->210 puts and Jun 18 $220->210 puts.\n\nHold me. |
| I’m loaded up on energy and uranium. Where is all this power supposed to come from? |
| I mean I have a selling covered calls strategy that’s been working well for me. It’s pretty conservative and consistent but it’s more slow and steady wins the race. |
| *The Encyclical*🫴 |
| Unironically, this is a GREAT comeback when they say something that annoys you, LOL |
| Bye bye ZS |
| AI/memory calls for at least another couple weeks |
| They bring chips? |
| So my $140 ZS lottos have a chance |
| Shares IMO definitely. Calls are dicey with IV at over 100% right now. |
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| Also not marking his words |
| $250 Dec. I’m not sweating I just have the worst luck it was kind of comical. |
| see u later guys |
| don't show her the port, you'll fuck it all up |
| Idk man this stock broke my heart 🥲🥲🥲 |
| The Huracan might have been an R8 in a gimp suit but good lord did it look and sound the part. |
| The new wealth gap will be MU holders and everyone else. \n\nJust like those who bought a house before 2021 and the rest of us poors |
| MU 1000 EOW. It is written in the stars. I don't make the rules. |
| Buying restaurants stocks after this comment they def only sell chips |
| Please keep updating us while you hold this position as the ai bubble pops👍 |
| Feels the end game here |
| i like the pain |
| As a strategic thinking long term investor, I hold extremely short dated options AT LEAST 2 hours before I make a sell decision. |
| MU is my free money tree 🤑 |
| Feels like 2020 again |
| Why buy 0DTEs, when you can just make bank on ASTS 🔥 |
| Isn’t it kind of crazy that this is just the beginning of data centers? We’ll all be neighbors next to one that is actively poisoning and destroying our living spaces and community lmfao |
| It’s covered calls. |
| Didn’t win a NASA contract they were in the running for |
| That’s amazing man. You’re like ahead of 99% of degens here lmao |
| I bought amd when people called it advanced money destroyer. \n\nI’m now selling amd when people are calling it advanced money doubler |
| first rule: nobody here knows anything |
| Beginners luck 🤞 |
| Corsair rams are actually from Micron, they did sign a contract for cheap Chinese DRAM. |
| seems like that's just you bud. |
| lol |
| where should we meet? |
| believe me i know it’s genuinely retarded. goes against my trading principles but fuck it |
| How much you make |
| Dollar cost average |
| Generally the rule is that you sell when you screenshot it |
| So do we, lol\n\nCovered call machine |
| https://preview.redd.it/hzc9h123hj3h1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cfeb4a36378c410a0144cda6052feef4156f9e97 |
| Bullish af |
| They have corsair ram. Instant $100 atleast /s |
| I'm asking what subreddits they moderate |
| Holy shit, ZS back to prices not seen since 2 weeks ago |
| No |
| So why did LUNR plunge? |
| You’re telling me, need these $300p to go ITM by end of June |
| My bad I will edit, i forgot it’s not very well known |
| do you prefer he buy a lambo and drive thru wendys instead? |
| I made $4k today on some blue chips and I’m feeling left out |
| Ya if everyone does |
| If you buy that sh!T you need a margin call a$ap |
| LMAOO POOR AS FUCK BEARS KEEP LOSING MONEY!!! FUCK YOU, YOU STUPID BITCH!! |
| You already have a bet going - RDDT to 200.0 before 09-Jun-2026 07:37 AM -05 |
| !banbet |
| I think it's an engagement-bot. |
| I thought taking profits was illegal |
| Why you gotta do me dirty like this fam, i like the stock |
| RDDT is about to blast off mark my words |
| more bombing will resume tomorrow |
| Stop buying puts |
| Sold this shit at a 50% loss in April. Fortunately I put those funds into DRAM. \n\nOP is massively downplaying risks. Construction is off and on. Been reading about it local Amarillo news. Former CEO is suing current Board. So much shit about this company. |
| SOXX weeklies until the music stops is literally free money |
| Buffett Spent his whole life buying up companies only to be dethroned by a memory company! |
| I'm starting a company that sells memory and memory accessories |
| Lets fomo |
| APLD shedding the 5% gain hurt my soul |
| glad i bought MU dip a minute before close |
| Earnings soon. Easiest 10x in a year |
| Up 89% on my ASTS. Worked held me up and I forgot to sell before market close. They expire Friday. I’m fucked aren’t I? |
| ZS 😭😭😭😭 |
| Red crayons |
| amazing! |
| Covered calls |
| Maybe because Apple is a POS 0% growth company at ATH with larger P/E than Nvdia. |
| SAM ALTMAN: “WE SEE A FUTURE WHERE INTELLIGENCE IS A UTILITY, LIKE ELECTRICITY OR WATER, AND PEOPLE BUY IT FROM US ON A METER.”\n\nthis is what the pope is talking about |
| When you're fat and ugly, you've achieved reddit mod status |
| I expected them to drop... Only bought after they dropped to like 216. But it just doesn't go up. Gg. At least i had calls for June 1st |
| Msft still has fundamentals that are light years ahead of tsla. All tsla has are simps dick riding Musk to pump up it's valuation. |
| goon speed and goon luck to you.\n\nhope this works out, always gonna wish to see folks win (instead of losing and the subsequent dogpiling). |
| AHHHHHH I downloaded a dating app and matched with someone cute? The fuck is this? I don't do this stuff I'm a dumbass, that's not supposed to happen??? |
| I fear not the man who can pump 1000 stocks 1 time but the man who can pump 1 stock 1000 times |
| MRVL, LITE, COHR |
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| All you tards out here saying MU 1000 tomorrow must answer: **why so bearish?** |
| Thank you sir for saving me $1k today 🤣🙌and congrats |
| Bigly methinks. |
| Poor guy bought the top. I would still hodl for 1 million by 2033. Crypto is far far from over. |
| Holding around 80 shares of mu now and 67 5x leveraged mu shares. Ok |
| So just buy ATH and it will go higher?? |
| $RR short interest 35%. Might be a good squeeze |
| broken crayons and raisins |
| Become a bag holder $NOW! |
| True. I'm definitely in for some calls. |
| some shitbag biotech I don't remember the ticker for, it cratered then last I saw they got sold for pennies on the dollar to another biotech |
| SPY\n\nIronically also my best |
| Hope not lol |
| I'd put a trailing stop loss at 20% on this one. \n\nSomebody please tell me if thats regarded |
| Behind Wendy's dumpster the gender doesn't matter 💏 |
| **Micron** warns memory crunch will outlast 2026 as AI demand outpaces HBM, DRAM, and NAND supply |
| People who flex their gains like this will have it all vanish |
| How much did you lose today? |
| Taking the difference to different days. Brent is taking the difference with yesterday’s close, WTI with Friday’s close. |
| 1900GAYBERS |
| This guy is smart |
| All of the "get rich quick" types are pumping AI stocks right now. If that ends they'll go back to Bitcoin. |
| There will now be two divisions of people with a 7+ figure portfolio. Millionaires and MUllionaires. |
| Load up on the LUNR dip. 70$ target easy |
| Fuck Zscaler man😭 |
| !remind me 1 day |
| ZS DIVE BOMB |
| Fat is fine\n\nUgly is fine\n\nBut when you're fat and ugly, come on bro, don't be a jerk\n\n🫵 Be nicer. Fucking coworkers, I swear |
| I think everyone's so used to AMD breaking their hearts everyone's afraid to short or sell. |
| Bowls, sweet green, wraps.... gotta pass. Still mentally recovering from $MSOS losses. |
| I never could trust it and didn’t buy 2 bitcoin at 898. I still don’t really know what people are planning to do with it. And 99 percent of that stuff is crapola. |
| rugged |
| Cause everything done over dark pools now |
| Well I'll be able to sell my puts at 40,000 feet at least. |
| I will promptly buy tomorrow |
| oh APPS you dirty girl... |
| How? |
| how far out? |
| Sold all my SNDK at 1633, thanks for the run |
| Rule 1: selling is gay |
| But... keep msft? |
| I want to start a charity to save the bears. They are becoming endangered due to loss of red candle habitat and also due to their tendency to not reproduce due to being gey. \n\nWhat shall I feed them? |
| I mean at market open it was up like 11% but 20% in one day is insane 🤣 but its all good. Plenty more opportunities for sure |
| Well, we would have to make do with Intel chips, so yeah, basically the Stone Age. |
| Hello fellow bag holder. Average is $35.59.. some guy on WSB was pumping the stock on here daily back in the day and I stupidly bought in. \n\nThank god I bought AMD at $8 and never sold. Maybe Su Bae can sell some chips to the idiots at Corsair so they can make RGB server racks and I can finally dump these bags. |
| Yeah, Nvidia beats earnings and has a positive outlook. Drops 10 points since last week. Meanwhile, Micron and Sandisk are up 160 and 150 points, respectively today alone.\n\nI also sold my AMD calls on Friday. Today AMD shoots off for another 35 points and brakes 500. Granted I don’t like to hold over the weekend with president Von shits pants. You never know what kind of crap he’s gonna say to tank the market. |
| Under armor. I was a silly 13 year old |
| Im always scared of These ADR stocks, but I can see a big increase in chinese EV since Politics are holding Oil in that country. not to mention this NIO is the "cheap" option |
| Mu the next 5 trillion dollar company in due time. |
| 1800PROBLEMGAMBLER |
| how was the volume that bad coming out of a 3 day weekend |
| RIP ZS I am happy I didn’t end up betting on you |
| Me, I was so pissed off it keeping going up so I decided to bought 10 shares to stop it and I succeed |
| Car 🚗 |
| I had about 75% of my money on MU and AMD the last two months lol. Closed all but two contracts on MU today and have some $500c amd I’m gonna sit on for 10 days |
| Allbirds. Bought shortly after IPO because I thought their shoes were comfortable. |
| Gen X coworker been mumbling about bitcoin for like a year now it’s over bud |
| I said yesterday AMD $500 EOW and it already reached it 🙃 |
| Jesus Christ |
| bye ZS calls |
| why the FOOK would u go calls on ZS |
| yes |
| Thoughts on it? |
| “Top is in” post folks |
| Why? NVDA bears are feasting. \n\nKeep buying our calls. |
| Thinking mu’s run is over bc it ran up today is fucking regarded. But oh well |
| Rip |
| you have the high ground bro |
| GTO was a fluke even to Rockstar, to the point they cancelled work on story DLC for more effort on GTO. Red Dead is a similar enough sandbox, there's plenty of opportunities for heists and such, but at the end of the day it didn't do nearly as well. The why is debatable, but the results aren't. \n\nGTA 6 is going to sell like crazy, but that doesn't mean the new version of GTO is going to do as well. |
| Did you exit any yet 🙂 |
| Any advice for somebody that basically blew up their port? |
| Petition to kick out tsla from the bag7 and include mu. Mu makes more profit in a month than tsla does year. |
| Ready for Asia and Europe panic sell |
| advisors still glazing these talks holy cope. “mango really wants gas to drop” i’m sure he does |
| They're conservative but don't like tariffs. |
| Made $50 in my first day investing in something other than my Roth 🥳 |
| Gonna buy some way otm MU calls cause why tf not |
| Lighting good money on fire. |
| mmm earnings... i didn't know that... i bought a leap today... lol |
| Tomorrow +/- 0.5% move |
| Is it worth buying some LUNR? |
| It just ripped its pants FML |
| Lmaooo down it goes |
| ZS -10% |
| Never short during the rip bro. Short when it's down 15%, not up 15 |
| wait so futures are just like guessing games now |
| lmao dude you can literally buy calls in this market blindfolded and you'd still make money every day |
| It was ripping too much. You're welcome |
| Went to Sweetgreen for lunch today - place was packed. At the restaurant level this thing seems to work and we’re entering the best time of the year for lunch spots. So as much as I’d like to sell my shares on this pump and stop wasting brain space on a salad company, I’m going to wait for Q2 earnings to see if they make more progress on becoming profitable. Could end up down horrendous but it’s just hard to believe with the turnout I see |
| I think ram futures are a thing or it's soon to be. |
| He did attack but what you failed to realize is the market is so detached from reality |
| I doubled down to get out of higher bags, was close to break even at 145ish then watched it go down \n\nJust want it to go away 😂\n\nBetting on the evil empire didn't work |
| Yup |
| enjoy being poor |
| I bought at exactly 899, so I should be ok then |
| In taht pic he got in before the very top! |
| It can happen. My lunr and poet drop counteracted my mu and amd gains |
| same. lost potential upside of 200k+ because I sold pre-market like an idiot |
| WTF, why did 🥭call the The Wall Street Journal, "The China Street Journal" |
| In all reality, success with options is fed into social media to get people to play with options by giving the illusion everyone is crushing it and you can too. |
| ZS -10% |
| Bro passed on that shit when it dipped back to 600s regretting right now |
| Imagine being in crypto -- which literally does almost nothing -- when you could be in memory and space stock options. |
| Some of my core childhoood memories involve playing 4 player Goldeneye 64 while Better Off Alone played in the background on the radio somewhere lmao |
| GPUS to .21 so Todd can launch it from there !💥⬆️ |
| Rope |
| DOGOSOFT RED MAYNE 95% OF THE TIME SINCE LAST EARNINGS!! |
| Then I’ll close my bull spreads. |
| Great now u talked abt it fucker |
| Pray Nvidia closes green a day |
| Calls |
| What was your average ? |
| Since it’s too positive in here does anyone mind telling me the worst stock they ever bought |
| 1 million a share at least? |
| f in the chat damn lol |
| Oh my god ZS I’m fuckedddddddddd |
| Yea but he’s got connections |
| 1000 is still low for MU |
| No |
| "sell everything it's over 🥭 is gonna attack all weekend" holy fuck I just sold 3 dram calls Friday at a loss, I'm done ever listening to WSB retards again, FUCK off. Worst advice I've ever listened to. Jesus Christ dude what the fuck did I do |
| Ok byeee |
| **Ban Bet Created:** **/u/Zealousideal_Book_40** bet **MU** goes from **899.35** to **1100.0** before **05-Jul-2026 04:06 PM EDT**\n\nTheir record is 0 wins and 0 losses.\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) | [Post Verified Trades](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1pp3o5t/verified_trader/) |
| Now that I have both SNDK and MU watch both of them to die overnight |
| this\^ |
| Lol ber fuc anoos |
| Went all in MU 900 puts for next Friday at 916 - either rope or lambo |
| what do you plan on doing with your gainz? if you dont need them... id let it ride, if you think theres another stock out there, then go that way |
| !banbet MU 1100 40d |
| stupidly sitting on it at avg cost of 147 |
| When do they start trading RAM and computing commodities? |
| lol. yes and BYD being the "big" buy im treating this as Lucid vs Tesla. I see a solid grab now that they have finally stopped bleeding |
| 1500 |
| Tomorrows gonna be red |
| Shorting MU. This was fun, but waaaay too much. |
| Make money tomorrow it looks like |
| It’s so exhausting lol |
| It was 6/18. I was up over 150%. Just wanted to lock it in. I have shares and some bull spreads still out there. Ill re open a few yolos soon. |
| Good day, except for LUNR.\n\n"Other than that Mrs. Lincoln, how was the play?" |
| Rotate out of mag 7. |
| Nobody likes that |
| Pour one out for the original MU legend. MartyMoho |
| Starlink on 500 planes or something. |
| Any womens here? |
| People really watched Elon and Bezos repeatedly bottom for 🥭 and still think ASTS, RKLB, LUNR have a fighting chance against SpaceX and Blue Origin. |
| You mean it's just one missile away from the whole world back to stone age?? |
| Some went down. Try lunr and poet |
| Anyone place their life savings on MU?\n\nCome on, don't be shy |
| I bought IMB calls at 3:54 and it tanked at 3:55. I’m cursed lol. |
| Ouch |
| ZS dump |
| Had some baby rabbits in my garden, had to dig them out and now they died 🙁 |
| It kind of hasn't been following the other fiber stocks that's the strange part \n\nAnd I couldn't find any news at all\n\nGood idea |
| The whole world just paying Iran the tolls now. Nobody cares about the 🇺🇸 blockade. Petrodollar dead. |
| Sold my MU leap at close, made more than enough. Still holding DRAM, will add more on any dips |
| After reading your DD, I still dont know what is FRMI and what they do? |
| Is it ever |
| Didn't age well lol |
| Sold 80% of my position midday. I'll be back in soon. |
| Lol which idiots bought ASTS $130 weeklies, they down 50% from peak |
| Ya like 700 dollars a share |
| He shorted calls / did covered calls lol |
| zs dead, see ya bitch |
| Mu 800$ buyers vindicated. |
| Same plan tomorrow, after market opens 0dte😝 |
| AMD is unstoppable |
| ASTS and LUNR both printed me some money this morning |
| That not what I'm referring to. I'm referring to your comments about RDO, and GTAV being a potential fluke. Also VI is releasing this generation, no speculation about it. |
| China PDD is going to ruin someone's day tomorrow |
| This will print hopefully lol |
| Trick is to do it before close. There's a wonderful invention called the clock which you can use to ensure you time it before close |
| Interrupting people taking profit |
| I was gonna say the twins have been doing this since 2013. Genuinely a car that looks twice its price with a lowered suspension and some wheels (but is twice as slow as you'd expect too) |
| Me but AMD at 193 |
| 🌽 you piece of 💩 |
| If you don't make the DRAM, you're a little bitch who has to give all your money to daddy. |
| I am too regarded. Numbers! how matchi you money!? |
| Barely passed this test today but we did it |
| >Yay, but they have $11million\n\n>Only when they sell.\n\n>yes it's not realized, but the gains/losses are true to life even if you don't sell... it's real.\n\nWho is we? Where the hell did you come from lil bro? |
| You only bought 1!? |
| I’m totally pussy but I’m closing my QQQ calls, been rugged way too many times. I’ll reopen them tomorrow if we don’t wind up down 1% for no reason |
| 👍 |
| There is still time for Taco Tuesday, just saying... |
| those might print. or not. |
| Costco to the 🚀🌕 |
| I agreed with your comment that the market has it wrong, and provided evidence as to why. You mentioned asia flooding the market with cheap hardware (which they likely will), and I mentioned how demand for it goes down. That's a doubly whammy for AI related investments.\n\n\> tbf, the market has it all wrong.\n\nI agreed, see the literal first sentence.\n\n\> <literally everything else you said>\n\nI then stated that "...Basically - the demand for all that hardware may die out.". I provided additional evidence. Hence my very first comment / sentence, which was "from a financial POV - probably" |
| good for them. they can afford a $16 meal at McDonald's now. |
| my 765 call went from otm to deep itm. 360% last friday. Chef's kiss. gtfo of that position. \nLiterally any time there is more than 3 red days in a row on mu, buy an insane otm call. Then wait for it to bounce back hard. |
| **Ban Bet Created:** **/u/Ok_Cry7572** bet **MU** goes from **895.99** to **887.03** before **27-May-2026 04:04 PM EDT**\n\nTheir record is 9 wins and 25 losses.\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) | [Post Verified Trades](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1pp3o5t/verified_trader/) |
| Still way below target |
| NVDA, right? |
| !Banbet MU -1% 1D |
| Lmao you figured out the secret already. Most people here just throw money at random strikes and hope market does something stupid in their favor. That AMD guy probably bought hundreds of contracts and only one worked out - you just don't see the loss porn from other 99 trades he made. |
| What a day. So much money made yet so many more opportunities missed.\n\nI’m a greedy bitch. |
| Give it some time. It always lags a bit after earnings |
| What about nuclear or uranium? |
| Why is MU taking??? My average is 915$ |
| omfg |
| This whole post is about a failing company that if they can close a big deal won’t fail. \n\nLove that OP regard wrapped it in some ChatGPT long form to make it feel less like “you could hold the bag for existing shareholders who are fucked or you could end up filthy stinking rich and obviously it’s going to be filthy stinking rich because I said so” |
| Dance Mu dance |
| great fucking day, let’s run it back all week mfs |
| Caught that intel spike this morning but sold too early, story of my life tbh |
| Sir this is a casino |
| Once MU splits dumb bers will finally think it’s cheap. They can’t handle large numbers. Optically regarded. 20 forward P/E incoming. |
| Would be shocked if ZS didn’t moon, considering it’s a stock that trades on the market |
| no clue but i bought calls at 1k earlier today exp 5/29 |
| Stocks only go up. |
| Didn’t do anything as my options on HRL stayed flat all day lol crazy . I have sold puts and stock so I’m just twiddling my fingers . |
| The era of software dominance is over. New era is semi |
| Impressive |
| Bought MU puts because I love money |
| Bro Rick Perry is super stupid. |
| Dropping all them headlines and still couldn’t keep Apple green lmfoa |
| **Ban Bet Created:** **/u/Chokeslam2Hell** bet **MU** goes from **893.9** to **1000.0** before **05-Jun-2026 04:04 PM EDT**\n\nTheir record is 5 wins and 2 losses.\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) | [Post Verified Trades](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1pp3o5t/verified_trader/) |
| I got so many LUNR jokes but none of them will land |
| !banbet MU 1000 10d |
| Need this so I can finally sell lol I been diamond handing my ASTS calls for way too long |
| PENCILS DOWN EVERYONE |