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| Usually I just wait for the chat to talk about it lol |
| Teach me bud |
| He’s actually the biggest provider of fake news I’ve ever fucking seen. |
| 🫡 |
| USO is dumping |
| Ruh roh shaggy |
| >Terrible 2Y Auction: Biggest Tail In 3 Years, Dealers Highest Since 2022\n\nOops. |
| Might be because of a FTC probe |
| I‘ll leave this here\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/psd09fh131rg1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0c0a5f5eacacb7460001d6de7bd220f3767391df |
| V hajahah |
| Bol: “lie to me daddy” |
| Loooose |
| It was a typo, these are piece talks as in they want Iran blow to pieces |
| Guys, we were all break even before we walked through the door |
| where can we watch this clownbaby talk |
| ….i think SPY to ~654-655, then back down to ~652-653 |
| VOO + VGT ETF and forget about it |
| How about little fake pump so I can get my puts cheaper tor tomorrow |
| What's your go-to site for research? Were you doing this casually or researching stocks everyday? |
| lol, no. Not even possible with spending and taxes. We had a chance in the early 2000's to be nearly debt free in < 10 years. We fucked that up. |
| https://www.vice.com/en/article/amcs-ceo-appeared-to-be-panstless-during-a-youtube-interview/ |
| There never were any peace talks. Lmao. |
| UK would be an idiot if they get themselves involve in this conflict.\n\nNot their war or businesses |
| so 2500 marines will arrive friday add to that 3000 airborne troops deployable in 18h \n\nwhat a nice backdrop to conduct totally real peace talks\n\nbearish equities, bullish oil, bearish usd whenever this conflict ends, bullish gold midterm as Us will run it blazing hot |
| And beneath it says it’s open to the White House press pool |
| 1st through 81st Airbornes continue to skate by, 82nd always carries the load |
| i am waiting for it to go 850 before i full port calls |
| Bitcoin - United States dollar -> `69156.01308` (-1740 / -2.45%) |
| he doesnt want to say power plant for some reason |
| !p BTC |
| Oil Puts before he speaks in 2 minutes |
| It will take years to get there, banbet doesn’t go that far out |
| https://preview.redd.it/lcvck6fw21rg1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2744ea93e685957762f4d93afba6cc98ddd1fb10 |
| Compute vs software except both are insanely overvalued pieces of shit. |
| That small V cost bers their entire port lmao! |
| Take your hands off the buttons and step away from the brokerage |
| 🥭speaking soon , everyone to their gooning stations asap |
| Geopolitical information not “illegal” |
| This was incredibly high risk since it's a legal battle and I put in very little for similar fears as you. I think you are smart to simply wait and see how the situation develops. Good luck going forward. |
| Forever war here it comes what negotiations. No one from Iran has confirmed it. What a 🤡 |
| We are only doing wars on the weekends now |
| Imagine getting scammed by a tweet sent from the shitter |
| Most tickers I think |
| Safe hands? She only wants diamond hands 🥺 |
| Burn it down donny |
| 3 hours to get green. Let’s go!!! |
| That’s fat fuck better got this figured out |
| SPY 6S8 EOD |
| I mean, I didn't want the war but Trump is even dumber than we all thought if he suddenly wants to "make a deal" with the current regime. Brother, this regime aint gonna stop making weapons, they've already proved that. |
| Yes |
| Exactly it's the same playbook as the start of the war. Pete is trying it again. Iran isn't buying it this time around. |
| It’s hilarious actually. |
| Should I sell MU now and take 90 USD loss? |
| Wait, SPY will go up a little, then buy puts as it’ll go down again after that |
| post that screenshot of the portfolio full of call options then |
| They didn't think Iran would force the strait to close either. \n\n\-- wait. just shorten it all to: They did not think |
| Well, maybe ask questions. But the important thing is to panic first and sell everything!!1! |
| More like pig shit |
| MSFT almost at 20PE and TSLA cant drop below 350PE \n\nthis market is a fuckin joke |
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| Either banbet or actually buy puts. But if we go that low we have societal collapse lmao. \n\nBuy guns, canned water, rice, and beans instead. |
| The dude listening drives a white BMW |
| zoom out? |
| Blaming oil when they know damn well they are taking over the oil fields in days |
| Im ready daddy |
| You are one step from figuring it out freind. Just buy a few puts and ease into it. The water is warm over here... |
| UK gonna try and clear the mines. Good luck with that! |
| His consistency is incredible yet the same personalities keep going towards him its like magnet for the most selfish deviants known to earth like comic book levels of stupidity and malfeasance |
| Equal weight SP500 is only up 2.6% from November 29, 2024 to today |
| i am actually looking foward to it. (holding puts) |
| Ground invasion seems likely and the peace stuff seems like a feint. Invest based on troop movements not statements from the administration. |
| Trump announces the war is coming to an end. Marines and the Army deployed to the region to organize a pizza party for the Ayatollah. |
| Was Copilot flying that plane at LaGuardia? |
| It’s clearly found a floor and moreover keeps making higher lows. The next real move is back to $90k |
| Get me off this ride |
| If you have to ask, buy shares |
| Everything on red. |
| After the market see how dogshit OpenAI/Anthropic balance sheets look like after their IPOs, money will flow back to software stocks and MSFT will come back strong. It's literally 5% away from last year Liberation Day low. Wish I had more cash to buy. |
| I’m from the future and we don’t use “computers,” we only use our dicks. |
| China didnt get hit so they cant really suggest anything. Iran has lost $$$ and people and want revenge unless the US does some kind of deal to reimburse them. Im pretty sure china would do the same if they got attacked the same way |
| https://preview.redd.it/jv6go9wn21rg1.jpeg?width=852&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9f0a6ea028af392eca64f3e89b198c090fc24f30 |
| "COIN is oversold, BTFD" yeah because one of their main lines of profit is under threat. Im not buying that dip until it drops to its 1yr low atp. |
| Appreciated! Thanks! I was pulling up stuff that said other things today that would then disappear. |
| We have a president that put himself on gold coins. Lol |
| Cock and ball formation on USO |
| bols to their wife’s boyfriend |
| https://media.cnn.com/api/v1/images/stellar/prod/screenshot-2026-02-09-at-13-26-01.png?c=original&q=w_860,c_fill |
| No lube. Not even spit |
| 50K army and marines headed to the middle east. The war is over so i am sure they are just going there for training. |
| 2 more weeks |
| He even fucked over Jeff, he didn’t let him traffic his daughter |
| Lmfao 🤣…. Just think there were actually people that believed 🥭that it would all soon be over, even after Iran denied it and called it market manipulation… |
| Nothing right now-- have considered shorting calls, but I know the minute I do it'll moon based on some bullshit news. |
| Checkout google maps in 3d, the area is a disaster to breach. Huge open areas from the coast with mountainous regions far back, all controlled by Iran. Very little cover/vegetation. |
| High chance of retardation |
| youtube |
| How do I make a bet that Nasdaq is going to 2002 lows? |
| META |
| If you're good at something never do it for free. |
| oh you lost it betting against America? Good you deserve it |
 wsj.com www.wsj.com |
| I don't think any possible combination of words Dumbfuck can string together could ever be bullish. |
| So all the peace talks was just to stall until the paratroopers got there |
| bye bye sofi\n\n |
| The wheels are falling off this ride. |
| I know I use them everyday but I also think it’s not going to destroy all these big companies completely |
| I need a 1k trade - spy calls or puts? |
| In the Middle East you fuck nugget |
| Baseline case is increasingly 🥭 just saying he agreed a peace deal and calling everyone who questions him fake news and haters |
| Are you trans |
| If they could read this comment would upset them. |
| Only if Boring Co. starts drilling for oil. |
| Controller warmer frr |
| Zoom out lmao |
| beware the green tie. and the blue wire. |
| Where can you watch him talk? |
| Chips act funding limits ability to return capital to shareholders |
| Buying you the first shot |
Saudi Leader Is Said to Push Trump to Continue Iran War in Recent Calls\n\n nytimes.com www.nytimes.com |
| GOOG just bleeding out on the street. |
| Whats worse msft or nflx |
| You're falling further down |
| Operation Epic Fail why yes I did vote for this, thank you very much |
| Bad 2 year bond auction |
| Qatar declares force majeure on LNG contracts. I hope you know what this means. |
| Idc how low spy goes tomorrow. Doing calls when it seems near and then gone bitch about it going further |
| USO is actually a garbage stock |
| I still haven't sold...\n\n\n+435% or +$6,666.31 |
| The island is like 400 miles away from the Strait. How is that going to control the strait?\n\nIt would only be as leverage, maybe, to force Iran to bend the knee. Of course that also puts marines as sitting ducks on a fucking island, with no armor, probably no artillery, maybe some destroyers if they make it thru the strait. \n\nThis is not going to end well for a bunch of guys on the ground. |
| MSFT is turning into the best value in the market. Buy and hold if you’re boring. |
| I secured 100 dollars yesterday just to currently be down 2.2k today. I’m such a fucking idiot |
| if you don't drive a 2026 Chevy Silverado HD two hours round-trip to the nearest Wal mart every weekend, then you ain't understanding why Hormuz has all the cards |
| I see only this.\n\n1:30 PM\n\n"The President participates in a Swearing-In Ceremony for the Secretary of Homeland Security" |
| Keep dumping, my boi! |
| Because they are weak |
| Bulls were celebrating being flat. Lol. |
| Yes |
| People really holding all their hopes on 🥭 talking at 130? I don't even think he's going to talk about the war. Just going to take part in swearing in ceremony |
| So they’ll just grab the anoos at will and rail me whenever (all the time)😭😭😭 |
| Not me shitting at work so I save toilet paper at home |
| aint perfect but it's truly amazing for coding, claude cowork etc. and they keep shipping new features almost weekly\n\ncrazy pace of progress\n\nmost software will become extremely cheap and open source eventually |
| I see average MSFT target p $591.... lots of selling at $372.... So it's going to loose more than it gains from AI.... WTF! |
| Soon |
| For? |
| I bought puts on USO it’s gonna to retrace |
| Market constantly dropping on days that end in Y |
| If lly doesn't get back to 950 imma have to start selling my ass |
| spy won't go up with yields going parabolic |
| Never seen such a glorious corn harvest |
| This will never happen with this admin. |
| Same thing he is saying from the first day.we won already , we destroyed almost everything, they have nothing to fight. But somehow the market starts to pump |
| we will say they agreed anyways, and break above 50k |
| Its not. The bottom is in April. This is a redo of April 2025 |
| Micron dumping makes zero sense. Blow out earnings, future looks very strong, forward PE is very low, capex spending is nbd to handle this AI Build out. |
| Dirty Bond talk is so sexy |
| Higher lows, bounced off the bottom |
| Only taco cas save my calls now |
| Trying to fight fundamentals with confidence and vibes |
| Read this, basically young people are convinced they will never own homes or be able to build wealth conventionally so they’re getting sucked into retail trading, sports betting, and prediction markets. Very dystopian |
| Thanks man this is my first time |
| VIX: ⬆️ \nOIL: ⬆️ \n\nIt’s about time SPY caught on and started drilling for some oil you little fucker |
| Damn foo oil +5% |
| Oh shit, we're in the golden age. Peace on earth. Thank u Tim GPU |
| What about Wednesday? |
| It's just a correct read on the situation. Working and providing value is literally a sucker's bet. It's the casino or nothing. |
| Hmmmm maybe something to do with the fact that the 5 members plus the chairman were all his picks 🤔 |
| Yes |
| Who exactly would be able to do that? Lol every one at the top is loving it, because they get to be a part of it! |
| Iran said they want reparations for all of the damage from the strikes lol |
| Boiys be playing Options. \nBoiys get ready for draft. |
| i chickend out and sold my puts at 250 profit |
| What the hell is happening man LOL |
| Calls lol |
| Why would you buy shares. Idiot |
| 82nd pizza division, nice\n |
| is Mango talking today? |
| thanks for the response |
| Investigated by…his own DOJ? |
| Wendsday good Thursday glad |
| SELL FIRST AND ASK QUESTIONS LATER! |
| Just because I hate Iran doesn't mean I don't love you guys. Come on....Big Hug! |
| Why is anything AI adjacent getting crushed today. I can’t find any articles about Claude making Google obsolete. |
| Is it taco Tuesday? |
| Then we have given them a reason to charge a 2 million per tanker toll for an undetermined period of time. The threat of deterence is gone. |
| Now would be a good time to say there's an agreement (even if there isn't) |
| That’s not how you do it. !banbet SPY $640 3d |
| Blames Pelosi to distract |
| Bottom for the day |
| you timed that perfectly, it opened with a mini pump before a drop and you sold at the bottom of that drop. good shit, homey. |
| Indian voice meme: i buy the dip and it keep dipping |
| Iran is willing to listen. 🥭 And team are going to request some insane requests like the entire nation of Iran concerts to Christianity. Iran will obviously not accept. War continues. |
| He's the president, he is above the law(Sincerely the supreme court) |
| If you short 🥭 market he’s gonna send you to Iran or El Salvador |
| All because the president is a pitaphile 😔 |
| Who’s going to do it ?? 😆 |
| Bear market |
| Yes |
| I still can't believe real honest to goodness actual people lived through the insanity of #1, had nice stability with Sleepy and said "FUCK THAT, I WANT MORE CHAOS" |
| Puts on you bro! |
| When does he speak |
| Yes |
| Seriously, what is going on |
| Thanks |
| Y |
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| Yeah 10% is fair for a correction, probablywhereill sell my puts |
| Relax guys, the 82nd Airborne Division is being deployed to the pizza party to celebrate the end of the war. |
| Lots of people have trusted Trump in the last 80 years. Even when they know who he is, they still think that can use some kind of mutual self-interest to work with him.\n\nHe has fucked over every, single, one of them.\n\nI don't think there is a single person who's ever walked away happy that they worked with Donald Trump. Maybe Jeff Epstein. |
| Y |
| That's "we got an insane president and that's fuckes up" in nice words:\n\n"investors are reassessing hints from President Trump at deescalation as the Iran war drags on."\nThat's pure gold. |
| I leave the pussy Micro-soft like Windows Vista. |
| Y |
| We all are |
| What a way to distact from the files. |
| how many patriot missles do we have? it's less than 3 weeks ago for sure. |
| o.o |
| Because of oil going up bigly |
| She's in safe hands now |
| I am probably an idiot but I am gonna buy 0dte calls for 🥭 speaking. It's Tuesday, I am sorry to my future self |
| How has Trump not been investigated for insider trading |
| Thursday good, Friday bad. Monday good. Tuesday bad. Market reminds me of my ex. |
| S&P 7000 upcoming^Tom ^"Fat ^Cuck" ^Lee |
| Is this one of those shame kinks? |
| MEMORY BROS WONT RECOVER FROM THIS ONE |
| 10 year bond yield is getting close to 4.5%. \n\nDo as you please with that information. |
| Anyone that doesn't think the bottom is in is a retard |
| More the algos inverse you. |
| From a strategic point of view, Iran has zero reason to end this quickly. |
| Not really I got puts and lost 40%.... calls made me 100... just got to time it |
| V |
| I didn’t want it for free and now I have it for free! What did I do wrong?! I didn’t want it I swear! |
| Banbet! \nSpy 640 by friday\n |
| https://rollcall.com/factbase/trump/topic/calendar/\n\nThis is his schedule |
| Calls or puts I asked it 3 times!? |
| i have reached a point of degeneracy where im actually responsible with 0dte and dont overtrade. try to get small wins everyday and avoid marrying a position |
| lies |
| Gold is a pretty straight forward one actually. It was rising ahead of all this shit. So now its kind of already bought/spoken for. |
| I can tell it’s going to be a VVVVery beautiful day 🤑 \n\nCalls now\n\nBuys now \n\nSell puts |
| this second bull trap, two days in a row\n\n\nThe hope of a rally leading into reality settling in\n\n\nIts like bulls going with ja rule to the bahamas for the second fyre festival this week\n\n |
| Hegseth seems like a COD player who thinks he is pro but ain't |
| why yes i will buy 0TDE calls before trumps speech just for theta to eat their ass in the remaining 3 hours of the day |
| Ah okay. So *that's* why my asshole is busted out |
| A recent survey from Northwestern Mutual shows that many young people are betting on unconventional high-risk assets because they believe it is the only way to build wealth. |
| spy being one stubborn bitch >:I |
| If SPY goes -10% MSFT might actually hit 150. |
| Last year Nikes was: NIKE rises 23% after terrible earnings, cuts guidance, and projecting to lose billions |
| **'Talking is always better' than fighting, China tells Iran**\n\nLMAO |
| She's got one more pump in her i feel it |
| What’s the good news then? |
| Guak guak 3000 |
| Yes it is. Check White House website |
| I ALWAYS lose my money on 0dte and I just picked up calls. Puts are free money |
| Will be an expensive yearrr |
| Hegseth should also join the troops. WTH he thinks. War is no joke. |
| market is absolute dog shit. |
| Dear Mr. 🥭. I no longer bang my wife because my 401k is down by 9%. Thank you for your attention to this matter. |
| Market can’t tank because of AI bubble if the govt just tanks it themselves. |
| He’s always late for these |
| WSB reporter live from the tarmac interviewing a private: \n\n“Soldier, thoughts on the Kharg Island invasion?” Private: DiamondHands, MU necklace dangling, kissing it hard for luck while MU memory chips duct-taped as Kevlar: “This one’s for my 0DE calls bro… we either take the island and print or we all go full regard to Valhalla\r\n\r\n |
| ghay double bounce bull trap |
| there's a gap to be filled between 640 and 650, just a gentle reminder btw |
| Yeah it’s going back to 2008 lows |
| *So far |
| Bers count your days this gay ass dump isn't going to last |
| https://preview.redd.it/z56i26pp11rg1.jpeg?width=1206&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0a0a58dae829d5728bba86dfa4799fe19e46ca79 |
| When is the trumper speaking |
| Instagram is hell bent on getting me to buy white monsters, cigarettes and a variety of peptides \n\nPuts on Meta |
| "We're sending ICE to secure the Strait of Hormuz" |
| Why yes I will full port MSFT leaps thank you very much |
| Is trump speaking in 8 mins? |
| It's SPY lol |
| lol like how every live video rn on trump are reruns |
| Load up your puts before eod dump. Don’t say I didn’t tell ya |
| Trying to find oil |
| US economy taking the mother of all stress tests rn |
| Negotiations can only mean one thing, invasion! |
| V ! |
| Finally some logical movement, but I’m so cynical now I’m 85% certain it’ll close near the top for no reason. Instead of plummeting another 1% like it should |
| Bol saw his shadow. 2 more weeks of downies |
| Nothing is on the schedule, are you sure? |
| Isn’t he speaking at a Saudi function? |
| The more we talk about the V, the more the algorithms pump the market |
| You are all pussies. |
| Bulls be like - Tweets make market go brrrrr 🤣 |
| I give up |
| Imagine thinking you could lick a boot and get these crazy ass jobs and just coast through an admin with a wild resume..... butttttttt then ur boss fucks everything up and looks to you to help. \nWhat a fucking dumpster fire this is turning out to be |
| Spy in green by eod |
| Well this doesn't help me now...but thanks I guess. |
| 82nd Airborne Division being deployed to Iran.\n\nYou don’t own enough Puts on Stonkz. |
| Claude itself is buggy af. They had a memory leak in claude code that was crashing computers like 2 weeks ago. |
| Patiently waiting for my SPY and JETS puts to finish in the oven |
| now in on june IGV 80 calls 🤞 |
| uninvestable |
| was obvious to anyone who was using opus 4+ regularly past few months\n\nwsb was downvoting though 😂 |
| He basically said we are continuing to hammer irgc while market seemed to think he was going to come in with a peace deal |
| Microsoft at 360 when |
| He’s right you know. RSI is hitting bottom and there’s a bullish bat harmonic |
| Why is it so damn hard to find simple news. |
| 🥭 isn’t having a press conference he’s just appointing a new secretary of homeland security. He will prolly talk immigration and crime is down. |
| $SNAP finna win the AI race. Top 10 company in few years. |
| Robot can just put a glove on, so you feel like your getting a strange piece.. |
| Have we considered flying in some Iranian hardliners and showing them Buc-ee’s? |
| Why GOOG drilling |
| Don’t invest what you can’t afford to lose. |
| Bush had worked for years justifying. There was a plan. The American public were aware of the plan. That’s how China got into the WTO.\n\nThis is just sending soldiers to slaughter by FPV drones. |
| How is this not bullish |
| Are you winning yet? |
| Was that on page 8618? |
| UVIX calls slapping yet again .. too easy — until it’s not |
| the "on again, off again" war |
| Fuck…Israel. |
| And for some reason they didn't like that |
| Lmao |
| I’m hungry |
| We aren't even near official correction territory (6230ish). Git to get there before we get to a true bear.\n\nSo much fun ahead of us! |
| MOAR TACO PREEEAAASE 🫴🌮 |
| Getting ready for Donald's words salad |
| Ground invasion wen? |
| Welcome to the stock market |
| Hey Alexa play Summoned for Sacrifice by Cannibal Corpse |
| we literally got Monday red futes + eod green, Tuesday dump I believe for 7 billion times in a row right now LMAO\n\nSurely this time... |
| Ryan Cohen has not been indicted for insider trading BBY, no. |
| Yeah but Iraq also didn’t have a key shipping strait get fucked like this one sooooo |
| No source. |
| No reason for it to hit 310 last week, it deserves this |
| I doubt. He typically speaks just before the market opens or closes. If bad news, then after market close. |
| I'm definitely not impressed with the real estate stuff. I've invested $20k over the last 4 years and have a net gain of $7. \n\nHowever their innovation fund has been amazing. As of today I turned $7200 into $175k. Of course we will have to see what it's worth in 6 months when I'm allowed to sell it. |
| Dont worry 🥭 will pump eet in 10 minutes they need to load up on cheap calls first. |
| Chatgpt added a buy button in its prompt results.\nThat's why googl sucks today. |
| Plants need water, are you dumb? |
| Did we win? |
| Bitcoin straight dump. No bounce. Shitcoin |
| went from v to bolfuk fast eh |
| Anyone believing the market will return to up-up-up-up everyday is seriously mistaking. \nThis shit is about to make the 2008 crash look like a bull market. |
| Nah he only swoops in over -1.4% red days |
| Paper handed this drop like a little bitch. |
| Every Friday is a dump now. Who the hell wants to be long over the weekend? |
| Are we gonna have a bay of pigs 2.0 this week? Needs to be a prediction market |
| Puts or calls? Nah I’m team retard |
| Great time to buy 👱🏻♂️ |
| V INCOMING |
| If your risk reward is right everyone ate today bull and bear. If you greedy then you got bitch smacked |
| 007 |
| And then we had a lost decade |
| Lol at yahoo finance headline |
| i'm so sick of winning. i frowd up. 🙁 |
| Bullish bat and RSI bottom lining up for a big recovery, back up from here |
| So when do we start the climb back to +0 for the day |
| Mango should draft himself in the incursion. |
| I dont feel so good mr stark. |
| Yeah you’re right, haven’t lost yet lol, still way up where I was before, but this market has been like a kangaroo |
| Only blue chip stocks like Apple, Tesla & SMCI are green |
| Having a difficult time believing the market is not cooked rn |
| I’m bringing my cardboard boxes back to where I found them ^ TM |
| Imagine owning tsla . You don’t even get Ai exposure. Elon broke off all the good companies into separate entities. \nTsla is an overpriced car company now.\nHave fun baggies \n |
| >U.S. PREPARES FOR POSSIBLE GROUND OPERATION IN IRAN AS MAJOR GENERAL BRANDON TETMEIER AND 82ND AIRBORNE ORDERED TO MIDDLE EAST PENTAGON WEIGHS OPTIONS INCLUDING SECURING THE STRAIT OF HORMUZ |
| Lots of folks clowning this and it’s definitely dumb to spend $120k on TQQQ LEAPs when you can achieve the same exposure with much better liquidity on QQQ LEAPs. \n\nBut you have time on this so idt it’s totally stupid |
| lol |
| What’s the tax bill on this much gains ? |
| Step out of the office for 15 minutes and SPY drops something on the floor. What are you doing down there Mr SPY!! |
| Boots on the ground. Bezos is sending in "essential worker" Expeditionary Amazon Delivery drivers into Iran. |
| same, enter at 653. Time to taco |
| Tomorrow calls at 651. I guess |
| I don't remember the last time where we saw consecutive green days in a row. |
| Speculative 🥭 \n\nHypothetical 🥭 \n\nPotential to speculate the possibility of a 🥭 post |
| Software is just gonna keep dumping every time there is some new ChatGPT or Claude update until it hits zero lol |
| this gonna be a lost year |
| MSFT absolutely dead so sign of life there |
| Drill team 6 is doing a great job on Google |
| * Private funds being gated\n* Oil prices skyrocketing\n* Countries shutting down schools due to lack of LNG / petro\n* Somehow gold is not going up, being the usual safe haven during times like this\n* Bond market not happy\n* Upcoming Fed chair doesn't want to raise rates\n* Cooked numbers coming from US government continually being revised at levels never seen before\n\n\nBullish. |
| Not sure if you're old enough to know but that was a war everybody was behind. This is a lot different. |
| Do I sell some VIX calls before the BS spewage at 1:30 |
| MICROSOFT IS DOGSHIT. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER! |
| Ahahah |
| Why tf is META down 2% when SPY is down only 0.3? |
| Y |
| Schrodinger's deal... Simultaneously we are having the best talks while also dropping the best bombs and deploying the best troops. |
| To end the war, I want to talk to other side but there is none because I killed them all. DJT |
| odds we close sub 650 starting to look pretty good rip 🙁 |
| Sorry guys 🥭 will be late to the swearing in, still letting buddies know to dump before pump |
| I told bols. They were talking AGAIN, like the orange was being truthful. Stop falling for it |
| Y |
| I started buying puts when the admin was saying no boots on the ground but a friend in the 11th MEU told me they were being issued desert camo and getting shipped out lol |
| I feel like im right at the dinner table |
| They will, but people would still pay a premium to have interaction with real humans. |
| Alexa, play Tom Petty Free Fallin |
| 🥭 is going to be doing bond damage control now |
| Down 10K on my google call today. Fk 🤡 |
| Turns out fake news tweets from a geriatric patient isn't solid business |
| I think mango thinks Iran is weak. No way this ground incursion succeeds. |
| Fuck it, send em. Only because it will be political suicide when the few remaining moderates turn on him. |
| Up 45% in 1 year |
| Y |
| Today is june? Wtf you smoking? |
| SPY RALLY CMON |
| SO.....what happened at like 1pm? That seems a bit over-sized without some news lol. |
| The V to 658 in 2 minutes 🤫 |
| I am out. Would rather eating fries and nuggets than watching this shit market. |
| Is it true that trump is speaking today at 130? |
| Better go get yourself a rolls royce and make sure to thank them |
| Yup, it's a SAASpocalyse today. |
| \*ARM TO SELL ITS OWN CHIPS FOR FIRST TIME IN BID FOR AI REVENUE\n\nJust a few months ago a news event like that could've easily moved a stock +15%. Now the stock didn't even react. Tough market to make money on the long side if good news don't move stocks, but bad news bring them down. 🤔 |
| Not 0 |
| Edged better than gaped |
| Spy please show yourself to the basement thank you |
| what was your cost basis? Mine was 398 :/ |
| They did not think they would need another $200 Billion in missiles for Iran either.... |
| Gonna watch reruns of Phineas and ferb, this price action is triggering my childhood trauma and shit |
| In normal circumstances I would be inclined to agree with you, especially considering I have most of my money tied up in stocks rn and would rather not see further downside.\n\nHowever these are not normal circumstances, we're in the middle of a war where oil prices have skyrocketed, and inflation and unemployment rates are both rising in tandem. I'm not sure we've seen the worst of this correction yet. I hope I'm wrong. |
| I know Mr Iran very well, great guy I said “John let’s stop the fighting we need oil prices low” |
| Hopefully someone listened to my !banbet |
| I hate it here |
| Any reason for Google crashing? Can’t find any news |
| Fuck no |
| Oh come on , never is a strong word |
| The 2003 invasion of Iraq began on 20 March 2003 deploying troops. Spy rallied 20% to june forward\n\nToday is 24 march and 3000 troops get send. spy will ralley soon.\n\nhistory repeats itself |
| Barb Iran |
| The problem with closing my positions each day is that I don't have infinite funds, so I can't open any more positions. What do I watch during the day once I do? Where do I get the excitement? What do I think about, how much of a loser and alone I am? |
| Yes |
| Buy call we about to V |
| Bols and Bers to enter diplomatic talks but Bers already preemptively struck and sent 7,000 ground troops to be deployed 😂 |
| Still more than some of the regards here. |
| some advisor told 🥭: Sir, we can achieve control over the Island we did this successfully in Battlefield 3\n\n🥭: Let's do it |
| how about you show me the fucking pennies in your account fucktard |
| Whew that was a close one for me today. I thought for sure I was cooked |
| wtf! |
| We definitely didn’t see this one coming. Whodathunkit |
| i mean its a damn good leverage tool |
| Whoever posted about the hawaii flood impacting DOLE last week, I have some DOLE 12.5 puts worth 0.01c to sell you |
| bro what’s happening LOL, I mean hopefully ur puts r printing now ?? |
| I’m tired of getting edged by this fucking market |
| \*25% |
| back to h3ll we go 🌥 |
| you 15min chart people think you're so sophisticated huh |
| Wtf just happeed lol |
| Just do electro techno house remixes of all the songs played during Vietnam. |
| Muy no bueno |
| I wonder why green energy is ripping today, lol. |
| Taking the island is easy, defending it from drones for extended time is the hard part. |
| Quitting is easy, I’ve done it 1000s of times |
| he should care about midterms though |
| "S&P flat on hopes of deal, no deal, deal, no deal, deal, no deal" |
| Its Vietnam all over gain. Dumb as rocks general abusive local populace. Shame |
| Dang I sold my puts too early |
| are you watching the chart lol |
| sometimes i go in specific stock subs to read daily threads to make myself feel better about the state of my portfolio, someone always has it worse |
| hood |
| Never going to 700\nHell never even getting back to 680 |
| Meta red everyday |
| Wtf is 10% down , oh my god |
| Bitcoin +20% last 5 years LMAO |
| Ares limiting credit withdrawals at private credit fund. Bol r cooked. |
| I feel like if bols dont regain control in the next hour we go into total freefall again |
| he should go fight it then |
| STOP THE COUNT |
| Oh god I should have sold mu when I had the chance |
| You should read those private credit articles more closely |
| So if we just did a "sorry we blew up your family and stuff" and like, left... |
| VIX puts |
| Spy 660 eod and ur conservative father will tell you, "see its all for a reason" |
| See you at Wendy's tmr |
| Don't you hate it when someone shits in your shit spot at work and then it smells like their ass instead of yours? |
| man just get the 10% correction done and we might V for real |
wsj.com www.wsj.com |
| The wrong guy is in charge. |
| Yes, oil calls. |
| Stop resisting! |
| He's gotta get on the phone again with John Iran |
| Uhhm. 3,000 won't be enough. At least the A-10s are local. |
| We in paris getting fucked up too |
| Soldiers on march! 🫡 Ghey bears on the dance floor! 💃💃💃🤣 |
| Watching both my calls and puts go to zero |
| US plans to send more troops for picnics and tea parties in Iran |
| WSJ reported that Airborne troops headed to Middle East right now but people on here posted about it a while ago, was wondering why it barely made a dent |
| Does anyone think US has any intentions of paying off their debt? |
| Yes sir sergeant |
| Is cyber down because data bricks discovered ai agents, this market is a joke fuck me |
| Nobody tell him. |
| Got tired of averaging down on SOFI, so PUTs for the hedge instead. |
| 15 min before 1:30, so inside traders should be loading, right? |
| lol zoom out |
| Thanks\n\nShould have been priced in, we already knew that. Zero chance Israel gives up their long held and cherished wish. |
| The people in charge don’t care the economy crashes they’re insane and made millions of insider trading. |
| caught the bottom... brother I'm pretty sure this shit has barely started |
| I know some of you regards just bought puts |
| True. But I feel like anyone who would have sold on that (or similar) has already\n\nBut rates are surging also.. not a good look |
| Right now I interpret it as money flowing into safe havens, which in this case is the dollar. Along with BTC dropping and oil being elevated, I think it’s painting a picture of fearful/unsure investors with a low appetite for risk. \n\nSeemed to be the right read as SPY started bleeding shortly after I posted this. It was indeed just lagging. |
| Are boots on ground bad or good for stonks? |
| So much great music is gonna come out of this decade y'all |
| Right? Like you buy them thinking "I don't want this to happen, but I'll put money behind my prediction that it will happen", then once real money is on the line it feels...a bit different |
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| hm is a 4% 2Y and 5% 30Y good for stonks??? |
| Gaza strip 2.0 |
| !banbet googl 300 4d |
| Troops are confirmed. They want the island to control the Strait. Its a shite plan. NGL |
| Gonna need them to set the drill to turbo mode |
| Is there freer money than VIX calls? |
| Makes sense, ty |
| shall i act surprised now?\n\n\**acts surprised*\*\n\nfucking lol tbh |
| We were at 657 lol what happen |
| one 🌮 a day keeps the bears away |
| You know bol didn’t sell just based off the rage downvotes |
| Why did I ever buy MSFT |
| Bols are now bottoms for gay bears now 🐻🌈 |
| The fuck, why we crashing? |
| Dumpity dump dump |
| Imagine the tank if even a squad of airborne get downed in the new Sandbox |
| Fellas, this sequence of comments is too degen for me not to share with y'all:\n\nhttps://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/s/uVI7Ibjk71 |
| Days since last time bulls caught in bull trap:\n\n- ~~0~~\n- ~~0~~\n- ~~0~~\n- ~~0~~\n- ~~0~~\n- ~~0~~\n- ~~0~~\n- ~~0~~\n- 0 |
| Operation Gambler’s Ruin is a go. Steaks for dinner 🥩 |
| You guys should keep buying calls while people pull out of private credit |
| You got shares? Just wait it out - forward PE of 4.33 lol - the best is yet to come |
| Lol boots meet ground |
| Up $2 on my hood put |
| Bought puts and call at the worst possible times today |
| too scared to hold calls or puts. what you gonna be doing? |
| I dont think they need 3k troops to take down Cuban regime |
| Damn that musta been a hell of a ride down |
| daaamn, this is fresh from last 5 mins\n\nall bols in thread asking why we crashing harder lolol |
| A bull told me not 20 min ago that 645 would *never* happen lmao. Bb boy it might happen ^today |
| Regardium Inhaler |
| Mango Man Randy Savage speaks in the Oval at 1:30 |
| How about you long deez nuts |
| Source |
| ‘tis but a scratch, ready for the 🌮 |
| Theta sells you hope options at the morning highs and lows. They're up 40-80% by early afternoon. Then we debate with ourselves about closing FTW or hoping no end of day tweet or conference reverses most of our gains. \n\nLike right now, I can leave like 2k on the table and take the win on my 6585 call and 6545 put. |
| welcome to the second mango term. |
| Bottom's in, bois |
| They're gonna crash the market on Bag 7 earnings in April |
| remember when we made money |
| same |
| this gey bear will take care of her dont worry chap |
| In hindsight everything was telegraphed.\n\nThey will take that island full of natural gas this weekend |
| Nahhh fr? Source? |
| Today is June? Damn where'd the time go |
| Israel said they will continue the war even if USA backs out, this is why it's dumping. not about the troops on the ground... |
| March you regard |
| This market isn’t even based on vibes. Or 🥭 posts. \n\nIt’s based on the idea of vibes and the possibility of 🥭 posts. |
| Full porting oil short |
| Regards laughing at bears right now don't realize the smart bears are LONG oil and are sitting on massive green. The real bears are not short SPY, they are long oil you regards. |
| Hegseth wants a full blown ground war. LOL |
| down -21% since the post.\nI wonder how long it'll need to recover to 300, if it ever does. |
| When in doubt, play with you balls |
| Nah, oil broke higher, troops being sent to Iran |
| Just a formal statement that matches from both sides |
| Well, there were some woke movies and video games and this was like the only way. |
| Thanks bers |
| Idk, been working out alright for me, but then I’m not your average regard |
| Bol really thot huh |
| I’m in calls so spy can go up now |
| Ah yes of course because Anthropic will now vibe code UBER in a weekend. |
| Remember the most valuable resource for you is time |
| F me for not selling MU pre er |
| WTF - Pentagon to Deploy 3,000 82nd Airborne Soldiers to Gulf\n\n |
| that fucking ASSHOLE!! |
| "If ya hear a knock at the door, it's just the repo man" |
| Iran just a diversion...those troops going to Cuba this weekend. |
| Boots on the ground Friday 1 minute after close as is tradition. |
| horrible 2 year auction |
| WSJ is a pretty reputable source |
| Lmao all AI names are getting fucking clobbered. What the hell. |
| No need for laxatives. Just opened my brokerage account. |
| Bols wee wee fee fees hurt, mods go help them! |
| See ya tomorrow when SPY is at 640 and we start hearing people asking about circuit breakers |
| Because our whore of a leader sold out the US to be a good obedient dog to bb |
| New Mexico has been having multiple fires a day for a month now. \n \n Hottest temps on record nov - current for most of the southwest. \n \n Record low snow pack as well. |
| But can't cut with oil at 90+ |
| Bye bye NVDA teehee |
| Bears probably about to get blown out again |
| god this market is embarrassing. Just fuckin drop 8% already and stop the slow bleed. |
| Because we owe a lot of it... |
| He lost the chance to negotiate. If he sends in troops he’s people will hate him. If he doesn’t, he’ll be fighting a never ending war. |
| Why are bond yields surging? |
| Who could have possibly guessed that an aggressive leveraged bet on a company that makes aggressive leveraged bets on crypto run by a grifter who has been charged by the SEC for fraud and was later sued for a separate tax fraud issue could have gone tits up??? It’s truly a mystery |
| Already down over 5% from the recent ATH. Breach 5% and you're likely headed to 10%. Break that and fuck. |
| fuck you 🥭 sending troops tanking market |
| RIP MU and SNDK |
| seems like we can’t stop winning! 🏆 |
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| Full porting spy today was like "hey babe hope you slept well. I made $7k in the market today steakhouse tonite so get dressed". 2 hours later "hey nvrmnd the steak dinner i lost everything today im gonna go stay at my parents house" |
| When has the WSJ ever come out with anything not bearish? Lmfaoooo |
| You know it’s bad when WSB is like 100% bearish and the market sucks too |
| But they wore a pin on the red carpet |
| 10yr yields, and oil pumping. Bessent picking the phone for margin calls. |
| https://gyazo.com/840a1bf36ea0527a97730c9119e47b85 the last time the US sent troops into iran we went down and after rallied 20% from 20th march to june. \n\nironically today is 24 march |
| I PROMISED MYSELF WOULD WAIT TIL FRIDAY TO BUY PUTS FOR WEEKEND FUN NOW I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO. FUCK |
| Oil moving through the Strait as it once did. No statement required. |
| Cassiar Gold 🚀 🚀 🚀 launching |
| I’d like to thank not only god, but also Jesus, for spanking the bulls |
| Make sure you get a medium combo for that profit. Can't afford a large though |
| Iran a signature of someone with a title? |
| ??? |
| Israel is busy in Libanon.\n\nBibi want US to take Iran for them |
| oh and that's before the second round of puts I picked up at noon btw. I'll send you another at the end of the day you worthless fuckstain |
| Question is antisemantic |
| Sorry to hear this. I know for some of us, that amount is a rounding error, but for you, it must be devastating and kind of irresponsible of you to wager that much if it ruined you. I hope you don’t have a family who is depending on you. |
| It's literally everywhere so yeah I think something big is going down |
| I thought hurricane season was ova |
| MSFT boning my port like Bill Gates bones disease ridden Russian prostitutes |
| 😂 fly high, you magnificent degen! |
| ah yeah |
| Ok, seems like troop deployement has been hinted. |
| Never give up. Even a broke regard is right twice a day. |
| Early season high temps with strong winds have my area like a tinder box rn |
| What kind of statement from which governments or leaders would fully convince you that the Iran war was truly over and the financial/trade world was definitely going back to normal? |
| Lick em low Lisa should have gotten a Grammy nomination |
| You lose money cause you're regarded, I lose money cause I'd have to pay taxes on any gains and taxation is theft.\n\nWe're not the same. |
| Oil shortage 🙅♂️\n\nMissile surplus ✅️ |
| Thanks for your technical advice. I agree, but this is about something else. |
| Betting on 0dte's in this shit show of a market is your fault |
| Oh you believed that? |
| just dump already. can we get a good flush plz |
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| We already won a week ago we're just pressing the win button until we actually win |
| 650 by end of day or is that tomorrow's opening gap down? |
| PRESS SEND SIR WE NEED A TWEET |
| There have been an uptick in legit all scams and pump and dumps since this admin came in. Ohhh yeah the oresident himself even did a pump and dump |
| Typically IPO funds drop like 5-10% after lockup ends …. But this is not typical 🤷🏼♂️ |
| The market has to learn its lesson by the 5th straight Sunday rugpull... right?.\n\n\nHahaha... right??? |
| At this rate, probably next week |
| Nah we theta from here |
| ummm no? |
| Oh well that’s too bad buddy you’re about to get your endurance tested |
| Goog bulls oof |
| ***total escalation is coming*** |
| They're eating the bulls, they're eating the bears. |
| V now |
| Everybody in this subreddit needs to go take a couple hundred bucks to the casino and play for a couple hours. I'd rather lose a couple hundred bucks and learn the lesson that way than gamble my life savings in stocks |
| Who the fuck buys 2 yr notes anyway. Just gamble that shit on 0dte at that point |
| Its wildfire season already? |
| Send......Israel.........another billion dollars? Done ✔️ |
| Goog and Msft are officially dead lmao |
| Can Google recover or are my calls over 4/17 |
| Won’t be as bad as last Friday, that was OPEX but I could be wrong |
| Bruh do you think WSJ is fake news or something lmao |
| Who said 4% |
| so the war is not won yet? 🥹 |
| Congress needs to say No troops! Not even a single troop to be send! |
| Troops confirmed? |
| I wish I bought more RYCEY when I was really low although they've been fluctuating quite a bit since the Iranian War. |
| MM’s telling media to send bearish news lmfao |
| Looks like this is part of a coordinated pump. I found this [~~slop~~ article on Yahoo](https://finance.yahoo.com/sectors/energy/articles/valero-98-capacity-run-rate-141744031.html), "Valero’s 98% Capacity Run Rate and California Exit Have Reddit Turning Bullish," but there are only a few posts about VLO on all of Reddit with barely any comments.\n\n |
| iranian missile en route to cyprus just downed |
| Memory prices have peaked. Which one of you regards are gonna live in denial and bag hold sandisk back to 200 |
| Puss in Boots before boots on the ground |
| the words mango will never say lol |
| SNP goes 6514 before closure, see you there buddies |
| Stop resisting \n\ |
| Who cares about celebrities anymore like no one gives a shit they’re all dumb |
| every day for a while is weird |
| Axios |
| Who bought MSFT puts at the bottom? |
| Why dont they send Israel on the ground instead of Americans.\n\nI think we setting up for another Friday dump |
| Its wildfire season already? |
| Jokes on you, robot will do just fine behind the Wendy's Dumpster. |
| Should be in good shape |
| Any other source besides WSJ confirming the airborne deployment? |
| I’m gonna go sit in the shower with my clothes on and cry |
| I risked 3k on oil calls yesterday to go from being down $1440 to making $17 |
| Flash crash now I demand it |
| bolfuk pattern is forming |
| this guy gets it |
| Profit is profit |
| Don’t worry that the market is red bros\n\nAt least… *checks notes*… photonics and op-to-electronics have 5-10x YTD 🤨\n\n |
| We have at least another 4% to the downside, huh? Really thought we would defend the 200-day. Not over yet, but it's not looking great. |
| No u |
| ^ TM |
| Asap Ferg - dump dump |
| Sorry bears but I just bought some calls |
| I just woke up. Why's my asshole busted out like that? |
| Very annoying day lol |
| What’s up with Sana? Down over 6% |
| Seriously lmfao |
| Isn’t that the point of low energy? Reduce cost |
| booorrriiiinnnggg\n\nlet me see some blood and panic selling, that's when I can load finally |
| SPY may be dumping but volume is still pretty flat. |
| Another bay of pigs |
| I wonder how i wonder why yesterday you told me about the blue blue sky and all that I can see just a little 🥭 tree |
| Yep! Sure looks like the Iran war is winding down /s |
| I’m just mad I didn’t have puts there when I’ve had puts a majority of the day |
| bers that paper handed are kicking themselves now lol |
| I have mango fatigue |
| SPY you ignorant slut! |
| 🥭 Bluff didn’t work, then TACO, now he is all in with a bigger bluff. absolute cinema ! |
| Gimme one of those 10k SPX trades 🥭 |
| Hit 650 so I can load up again |
| Operation fuck your port engage |
| Only if a common citizen does it otherwise they shleep |
| On the verge of bull extinction event. I feel it in my marrow. |
| SPY 0dte |
| this is going to 6650 today |
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| Great another loss |
| Can somebody explain to me why the USA hates money??? |
| It's possible iran could repel this invasion entirely, and the US suffers a catastrophic loss, sending DXY to 70 and oil to 200 |
| Not Strait of Hummus? |
| WSJ bought puts and are getting in on the social media pump and dumps |
| What was that pump for , just for it to dump lols |
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| vile, disgusting, evil evil evil shit. wow. like I am a bear and still fucking WOW |
| Tired of telling bulls just take the L |
| Hey babe, maybe we do Haiti this summer, and then we could do Fiji next summer 😉 |
| Premiums for oil calls are skyrocketing right now |
| Whelp back to racing horse girls I guess |
| SPY 600 by the end of April |
| I’d do heinous things to have exit liquidity like that |
| meta amazon -2% googl msft -3%. \n\nman october realy made me a bag7 bagholder |
| Airborne Shuffle |
| Bears get SO agressive when they’re losing money |
| wow, the indexes are rejecting the 200D ema as resistance... recession incoming?? |
| Turns out he was actually Afghani and was holding puts for Donny boy |
| DO NOT bring that cardboard back, or I'll report you for littering. |
| On what, im going to buy puts for the first time |
| Yes but will it flush? |
| Risking 5k to make 100 bucks isnt the move. Ive had bigger upswings at the casino on random slot machines |
| that doesnt make any sense |
| It wants dump more I can feeeeeeeel it |
| I think we can negotiate sending the criminals who started this to Iran. |
| the SEC doesn't enforce laws anymore |
| The TACO technique gets less effective the more you use it. |
| and where is iran genius |
| I had the cards. I sold the cards and then bought the wrong cards |
| In some ways this place is good, y’all reported that airborne news like an hour ago before the major terminals lol |
| 1:30 prediction: He'll roll out RFK jnr and ramble about making drugs cheaper again. |
| Spy tiny pullback and y'all freaking out..spy $660 eod |
| Ooof I guess the talks were actually fake news |
| He’ll be back to lose that $500 |
| Damn how much did u lose today , its ok , try again tmr |
| Bols out here wondering if they got lied to |
| SPY you sloot |
| today is tough day to trade, fuck it. lost today - not too much, but still.... probably won't do nothing until EOD |
| Lol, how many pump and dumps are needed to trigger an SEC investigation. I believe the number is 632000 |
| Hold me now... SPY's 6 feet from the edge and- oh shit it fell off! |
| So is MSFT |
| It’s going down. I’m telling timber |
| First we moved 2200 marines into the area. wall street said no big deal, they are going to lebanon. Then they sent a second group of 2200 marines. Wall street said well yeah, maybe for kharg. Now we move in the 82nd airborne with 3000 more troops.\n\n \nSo about 7500 soldiers now ready to go |
| Born just in time to be deployed to the breadline. |
| And the cost to have AI become profitable is still too high. |
| This casino fuckin blows |
| Why are we sending so many troops wtf..\n\n cant we just leave everything as it is now?\n\nWhat the point of escalation? |
| this is really just the beginning |
| No, you are actually wildly wrong. Good try though. |
| Simple from here: A very slow bleed this week leaves market with an overall losing week (but only just) by Friday close.\n\n\nTroops land friday, by Sunday futures market is freaking out about that/Iranian response to that.\n\n\nWe get a, "The taking of Kharg/Invasion of the coastline will allow for peace negotiations that began this weekend and already going very well" tweet\n\n\nAdmin shills do media hits throughout Monday that this is almost over, Iran is even going to give us more oil, in fact, to apologize.\n\n\nMarket goes back up\n\n\nBy Tuesday Iran goes, "Wtf mate? That ain't what's happening"\n\n\nSlow bleed begins again\n\n\n\n |
| So retweets don't actually improve material conditions? Since fucking when? |
| Very cool very legal |
| I play both sides, so I always come out on top. 9D backgammon moves. |
| If you don’t have a professional degree, AI/robots will take your jobs within 10 years. The only blue collar jobs left will be behind Wendy’s dumpster. |
| OSCR under $12 is going to be an easy buy. |
| Boots in the air before boots on the ground |
| You serious? I just.. I just told you that a moment ago. |
| If AI wasn’t able to reopen the strait maybe it isn’t going to take over the world after all |
| That a beautiful dump |
| Where’s the idot who said it wasn’t going back to 650 and to close puts. You belong here |
| This war is going to be bigger then Afghanistan |
| Dumb fuck bulls posting obligatory "bers thot" posts just 45 minutes ago, lol.\n\n\nYeah, we did thot you dumb fuck. |
| Spy is toast for the day |
| 🥭 needs to take some notes from WSB and inverse himself |
| is this good or bad? |
| Show us as fuck |
| Ground troops |
| Operation "Is A Go" is a go |
| Negotiations are on, but we are going to keep bombing you and now steal all your oil. |
| Why ask why any more? It just is and it's just dumb. That's the end of it |
| Buy every oil dip! No matter how unpopular is this war, neither 🥭 nor Bibi could walk away from the war. As soon as they walk, the remaining voter base will collapse. |
| ok enjoy your nothing ever happens you sack of fucking garbage |
| Boots are about to be on ground and bols are about to be slaughtered |
| Bonds doing that thing again...\n\n\nMango about to drop another tweet to cool it down lol |
| The entire EU is working to build competitive software for their governments to get off their platform. There is no future where they can replace that revenue stream |
| It's all about oil, Nat gas and Distillates regards. The Sheet Show hasn't even gotten to Intermission. Feetsies on the ground to come leaves this a 90 day "Excursion. Trade accordingly |
| Just in. |
| Yeah you don't send the 82nd for nothing boots on the ground is happening negotiating or not |
| > The Pentagon is preparing to deploy roughly 3,000 soldiers from the 82nd Airborne to the Middle East, according to WSJ. The report says a written order could come within hours, though a decision to put U.S. boots on the ground in Iran has NOT been made. |
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| It’s a Polly bun bun bun and it’s so fun fun fun Issa Polly bun |
| The problem with corruption laws is its too hard to prosecute and there's too much gray area. This seems to be in general across the judicial system. \n\n\nPretending this is just a Trump thing is too short sighted and won't go anywhere. Corruption is truly a both sides thing, and punishment will only go somewhere based on a unified position that anyone who abuses their position to get rich gets the hammer.\n\n\nFind someone on both sides who obviously traded on insider information, or someone close to them, codify into law the violation so it can't be litigated to death, and drop the fucking hammer so people stop doing it. |
| Breaking- Donold orders strike on Ciabattabad |
| All dips bought right up |
| IBRX DIPPOPPO |
| God speed sir |
| Old news or is the recent? Holy shit nvm |
| Bols are so cooked |
| 10y 4.420 |
| are your calls printing son? |
| Edit\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/shabqbj9z0rg1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fa2d9ed563b1f4cafddfb83c8e568ee807602dc3 |
| AI 😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴 |
| Damnnn wtf is this my port gone.... |
| Hopefully this keeps dropping til 1:30. Will enter some calls |
| All I want is WWIII is that too much to ask for? |
| SPYYYYY YOU BEAUTYY |
| Manipulation and war still on |
| They’re sending thousands of troops but nothings going to happen guys |
| us to order 3000 82nd airborne soldiers to middle east\n\n--wsj/bloomberg |
| This is just the beginning, man |
| 3 k air borne soldiers 😕 |
| That’s what someone says at every market crash |
| and there was an agreement in place that got ripped up by 🥭. The US cannot negotiate in good faith in any longer due to the fact that they assassinated Iran's leaders during negotiations, lol |
| v |
| Can't wait to see absolutely nothing done about this. |
| Ya right youll buy more you know you want to |
| Long weekend war going well? |
| We got some pumpy, we got some dumpy, all thanks to Trumpy. |
| Won’t happen bear. I won’t let you |
| Soylent Green for all my friends!! |
| Just had a beer\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/vi4c4sm6z0rg1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6b31b31c9460b22f41ef10f9b2d50caed012182b |
| 20 minute, swearing in new home land security secretary |
| Why dumping? |
| They are being deployed to the Middle East |
| We sacrificing 15 bers until market flips green |
| fuck |
| Like maybe there's something happening in a place in the world where we get oil? |
| Gold taking a major shit along with silver is not something I expected. I got out when it first started to dip a few weeks ago, I was pissed about my losses but getting out was definitely the right move. High oil prices seem to keep pushing gold and silver down, I think it still has a way to go. |
| ARM LAUNCHES NEW AI CHIP. Low energy AI chips are about to change EVRYTHING |
| Unrealized losses |
| Where’s the dude that said he would eat his ow shit if we went back below 652? Hopefully he took some fiber |
| Wen SPY 600? |
| the one time catching a falling knife worked |
| Yo they are sending 7,000 more troops to Iran wtf |
| This is a trading sub so I propose a trade. 1 🥭 for world peace. Deal? |
| With a market like this ghey bears and bulls can symbiotically live and make money together |
| Because it costs oil producers here money to ship it there. |
| Rug pulled instantly never gets old |
| Bad 2 year bond auction |
| 💪 |
| We need to see what happens from the bilateral talks the US is having with Iran LOLOLOL |
| i was down 300 and now im up 500. done for the day |
| n e 1 one desperate enough to play Blaize to squeeze out a few pennies hopefully? |
| yes |
| Okay so the way we fix this is if you own USO and can't tell me the difference between WTI and Brent, you have to liquidate your position. I'll get us back to $70/barrel in a hurry. |
| got my 529 going! |
| why? 🙁 |
| I can't believe I waited until now just to buy that SPY call.\n\nIt tanked $1.5 as soon as I bought it. This is just amazing. |
| These crazy moves on both sides make my tummy hurt |
| Solid combo |
| Yawn. |
| That would explain the spiraling debt. Mango will just say "Obama did it too." |
| when did you buy?\n\n |
| I sold my uso calls at the bottom |
| He bought? Dump it. |
| They mobilized the 82nd airborne. Only cautioning that they haven't decided to deploy them into Iran yet |
| You keep telling on yourself lmao |
| Wowee I instantly made 500 on that drop ima nut |
| Never mind I got that miracle holy fuck |
| S&P just dropped 20 handles while I was reading this post : ) |
| Other way brochacho |
| tf was that??? today is weird |
| "Its no good" |
| Let's face the apocalypse together 😙✨✈️ |
| 3% |
| You’re aware it was 645 yesterday right? |
| I wish I was a stock |
| Somehow people are still dumb enough to believe they won’t generate profit |
| My butt hurts from oil going up so much |
| I think it's a good time tbh. Gold bounced off its 200 DMA pretty convincingly yesterday morning, I think it could spark a solid rally along with silver back up from here |
| Text of speech leaked to everyone named in the Epstein files |
| Oh look meta is down again for no reason |
| I want a flash crash 7% down right now let’s fucking go . 😠 |
| You probably shouldn't do that anyways |
| usd is skyrocketing |
| More troops going to Middle East |
| A quick 20% on a put, done for today |
| Made $5k. I’m out. |
| hahah holy fuck who nuked what |
| LeBron knew that red candle was coming |
| Look up the difference between WTI and Brent. |
| Bols got the tweets they been waiting for and still became liquidity 💀 |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/shoesshirt made a bet that SPY would go to 648.4994999999999 within **1 day** when it was 655.05 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 0 wins and 3 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| At this point only negotiation is 🥭 trying to convince bibi not to post his videos on his social truth account |
| “omg why is it selling when hes gona attack Iran over the weekend omg!?!!!?! why?!!??”\n\nRetards |
| WW3 incoming |
| This market is so ass |
| Everyone’s blaming the war but the market has been fucked since October 2025. When will this bullshit end |
| the market, whatever stocks i decide are next. have not picked those yet. and happy cake day! |
| Sorry 🥭 has puts today |
| And that’s why I held my puts |
| wtf we drilling? |
| AI bubble pop. Chinese models fuck all US moat. |
| Stop this clown market with good tweet or bad tweet. |
| trump live appearances schedule today? |
| 48% profit in 45 seconds thank you iran |
| Why is OIL ripping. WTF |
| Bessent spends his whole day shorting oil |
| My calls r cooked im cooked someone pls end me |
| HOLY FUCKING SHIT 30 WRONG TRADES AND FINALLY ONE BIG ONE TO MAKE IT ALL BACK LFGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG IM FUCKING BACK BABYYYYYYY |
| What’s the news? |
| Classic Bol |
| Did he not see Tropic Thunder? He went full retard |
| LETS GET READY TO RUMBLEEE X2 |
| This market is completely flaccid |
| wait wait wait!! why's everybody selling?? i thought that Pakistani guy that mango retweeted wanted peace |
| Literally looked at some puts, tabbed out, tabbed back in and they 2xed |
| Too big to fail! It is astoundingly still a safe bet. |
| MEEP MEEP! |
| When is he talking cuz i dont see that anywhere |
| Lmao |
| talk to me goose |
| distracted for 10 fucking minites and shit dumps into oblivion |
| That was the insider candle |
| That's OpenAI for you |
| 😂😂 |
| Bro what the fuck just happened |
| I guess the rumors of Govt shorting oil when it gets even remotely close to $100/barrel are true. |
| made 10% on some puts. Calling it a day here (I made $30) |
| Jesus lawd now that is a candle |
| Buls fuked |
| FUCK YO BITCH JARVIS |
| So why is oil going for $120+ per barrel in Asian countries cash and our price is $93? |
| You're welcome ber bros, sold my positions just before this dip smdfh |
| Rip |
| I wouldn't recommend driving your fire truck through one right now |
| Death |
| Dump it! |
| if anything he had to say was even remotely decent news, he would have just tweeted it out instead of waiting. |
| Thanks, God! |
| I genuinely feel bad for GTLB (Gitlab) shareholders - this is an EXTREME overreaction and selloff. |
| wtf is going on with tech |
| 100% shares, my rought average was $1.38 in the beginning where i bought a majority of my shares. towards the end average was closer to $2.43 |
| This new Iran leader going to win the bigger war with sick burn memes. |
| JARVIS PULL UP |
| WHY DOESN'T EVERYONE HAVE OIL CALLS?!? IS THERE A FATWAH FFS?!?\n\nTHANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER. |
| I am early and I am wrong |
| Ho le fuk 🔥 |
| The SAASpocalpyse is back on the menu, boyz |
| Beautifully timed poots |
| What just happened? News? |
| What just happened? |
| A reddit mod who exercises and has a job?\n\nFAKE |
| I didn’t have the proper building permits so I was evicted |
| At this point 🥭 is negotiating with bibi to not post his videos on his social truth. |
| lol the fact I got downvoted. Thanks |
| About fucking time bers |
| Oil calls |
| some of y’all are so corny posting old ass news and calling it “breaking“ |
| Cmon Tesla die |
| If the Saudi’s want US & Israel to continue with strikes, then they should be sending their army into eyeran\n\nOnly fair smh |
| why am I such a big pussy and didn't buy puts when at 6590... fuck me |
| Yeah I hate channels that do that |
| Yep rooting for the apocalypse just so you can make a few hundred on your shitty puts it is kinda morbid |
| 🫡 |
| alhamdulillah it’s beautiful |
| Whose cereal bowl did Circle shit in? |
| USA been playing war on easy mode against Afghanistan and Iraq\n\n\nIran is a ranked match against a PvP build |
| You'll be fine. Just keep working and putting into index funds. And maybe seek gambling help. This post is not ironic. Seriously, get help and just let the magic of compound interest make you rich |
| My man! 💃💃💃🤣 |
| This is the exact call I bought about a month ago… I’m -50% so far but seeing it until the end |
| wut |
| The same Saudi Arabia that wants to continue the war? Hmm... |
| # They REALLY are absurdly retarded\n\n# ╮ (. ❛ ᴗ ❛.) ╭\n\n[^(KEEN TOCKY)](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJOiIRuF0CA&t=4339s) |
| I luv ESTJs |
| lol was thinking the same |
| Oh baby here we go. |
| Ground troops possibly being sent to Iran \n\nCALLS! |
| They’re already there |
| if spy breaks 653.50 it’s over |
| Out of hibernation |
| SOUP EM BOYS 🗣️🗣️ |
| OOF |
| you mean manipulated\n\nthere are literal shortages in dozen countries\n\nshould be $120-150 by now if bessent wasn't manipulating futures |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/voidedhip made a bet that SPY would go to 648.89451 within **1 day** when it was 655.449 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 0 wins and 4 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| Private credit sounds squeezy lately. Just cause everyone is looking at Iran. Bloomberg just said something about yields hinting at fear about PC redemptions snowballing. |
| ITS BEAUTIFUL 👁️🫦👁️ |
| Ooph, ya I think the added context of those bad 737maxes or whatever… idk, plus as an American, I just never trust American built shit lol I’m sorry for your loss man |
| as cool as all these massive yolo are on this sub, buying and holding is literally the most basic way to win LOL |
| Bingo has been called. Hold your cards please. |
| Yeah in a year |
| Being hedged is so good. Not nearly as stressed about the market now. Get hedges if you haven't already. |
| I mean, if you had $ 50k in your account, just buy VZ every time it drops below $50 and sell when it breaches $51. |
| MSFT bag holders, I’ve got two words for you. Get wrecked |
| dumbass bols really thought |
| *laughs in gamma pinning* |
| lol I was watching some random live YouTube thing and then realized it’s just a “live” of a replay of some older press conference |