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| PRAISE PIGEON |
| This is what making a profit looks like to the big guys. |
| We could see full capitulation on micron here. Soooooo many shares traded 20% higher than this lol |
| MU is gonna send me to the psych ward I stg |
| Should never have gone to Gyna, now its going down without any news to back it |
| *Poet calls was not the play. Fuck.* |
| ALP chart looks really bad. |
| THIS IS NOT GOOD |
| The pigeon was right |
| I know it's crazy! We haven't gone up in 3 months! |
| 🎶it's going down, I'm yelling timberrrrr 🎶 |
| 2032 |
| Can’t wait until mango is gone |
| I AM EXIT LIQUID |
| a little more and 733 is finally here |
| this W will be extremely violent |
| So Piegon shitting again ? |
| Tom Lee is on fire with his predictions lately, he called the bottom and now the top perfectly |
| Bond yields are going up. |
| you'll find out after i'm done |
| Switched to selling all the rips |
| Don't wait too long. The magic isn't anywhere close to over. But it's ok, some profit taking is reasonable. |
| guh |
| Thank you my beautiful prince RKLB. |
| The one time I buy calls |
| First line of defense is at 734.90...next one is 733.13 |
| The decade of Value stocks has arrived |
| How could the pigeons do this to me. |
| I remember some bulls making fun of the pigeon this morning. How does it feel? |
| my iq 78 so I'm handicapped and I was told to watch out for scanners are you a scammer? |
| 100 |
| omg wtf is this madness |
| The rugrats are stuck in Paris and you’re laughing? |
| Okay. I ask this in all seriousness....what the fuck is goinf on. What in thr fuck is all this endless fucking bleeding out |
| Thank you for your sacrifice |
| hahahaha you dumb fucking idiot exit liquidity bagholders |
| Don't forget sometimes you have to drill straight down before you strike oil. |
| Can we get back to business here instead of taking financial advice from bird-watchers?\n\nWe need to be talking gourds. Gourds. GOURDS. |
| Fuck you WAR |
| Why does it never occur to me that I can buy puts? |
| my spy poots are almost green |
| Probably |
| Spy acting like a meme stock now with this wild swings can it go back up now |
| Love that I sell my puts for a 65% loss only for them to reverse 2 minutes later. Shit happens every single time I sell |
| With every youtube and tiktok trader shouting about bond yields, inflation, crash, AI bubble and retail jumping into puts, do you really think it would happen? I have my doubts dumb money is right |
| Death candle on what news?? |
| WTF |
| Someone have a big truck lawyer I can call, because I had a massive accident with a semi |
| It's only up 60% this month. If you lost money on MU you are an idiot |
| Oh okay massive tank |
| I'm beginning to think calls at open were a bad idea. CMV. |
| 696 is where I start buying QQQ calls |
| A guy randomly posted that every time a pigeon pooped on him he took it as a sign to sell, or buy or some other nonsense. |
| 🫡 |
| smh |
| You’re being very generous towards us with that net worth estimation |
| \#ASTS GANG Members checking in |
| Bols are fucked if they haven't realized it yet |
| Holy shit pigeon gang. Y'all better than them bers |
| I thought we were done dropping? |
| Test pre market low? |
| Its gonna pump becsuse u sold , thank you |
| Complete breakdown |
| Idk what I’m my next play is but 1 thing I’m confident on is I’m missing out on an opportunity. |
| Nvm I fucking see that we're slipping and falling down the stairs |
| Bottom looks like it’s about to drop out of SPY again |
| Can't trust that day |
| Well heeeeell, regards... It's about time. |
| Got that right and the corrupt are lurking here. |
| Suffocated in suit before pushing the short button. Typical bear |
| When are we thinking to buy back in to MU |
| It’s already begun. |
| Is he yahoo finance? |
| Tank harder I need money |
| My nbis 😞 |
| Hahahah. What goes around comes around |
| SPY 700 PUTS 7/31/2026 |
| A month ago these headlines would send us down >1%. Amazing how much recency bias will impact the market. |
| I have puts but all these people freaking out and/or celebrating are insane. Some stupid shit is going to be said by 🌮 tomorrow and we’ll be at ATH by Thursday again. |
| The pigeon guy was right |
| stop fomoing like an idiot |
| MU LMAO |
| NVDA has officially made me swear off playing into earnings. Never again. |
| XLE goin ham |
| How fucking fucked are my September expiry nvda calls |
| because you sold and bought puts, its going to sky rocket |
| Oof NVDA |
| 🙏 |
| can MU stop killing me |
| SOXL -20% day |
| Hmmm yeah i might have reached the top now. Even the iran war didn't much above 100 for long. This could get bad. Or we get a crazy dollar milkshake situation but i'm sceptical. |
| Lost Crayon |
| >"Please do your own research. This is not investment advice"\n\nNo need to append your posts with this nonsense. We already figured it out. |
| Lisa Su in shambles |
| Just a Sunday night shitpost here that took a life on its own. Did someone really make a shit coin about it? |
| Spy and qqq slow grind up just to free fall moments later |
| 5/22 NVDA 200P |
| Those mu call option prices were no joke if you bought at 800 💀 let us all pray for them |
| had my 5/19 puts down 2k back to green |
| OK I give up, MU bags dumped for a loss. How much of a correction do you guys think we will see in memory before it makes sense to buy back in. 25%, 50%? It did run up 9394449% so maybe more? |
| You mean higher end laptops? Gee i wonder... |
| Its a slow descent now for today, gotta be careful when walking down stairs guys |
| I knew that V was trash lol |
| naaaaabiiidiaaaaa to zeroo000oo0oo |
| Robert it do go down tho |
| It’s not down 0.3% all bull ports are down 4-7% at least |
| shares or $NBIL\n\nthey can hold this fucker down a longgg time. they've done it before. |
| exit liquidity idiots |
| Glorious dip |
| Just raise rate to 5.25% so I can live risk free forever. |
| Hahah I was so close to fomoing into this dumb market last week |
| Holy Bol trap |
| He thinks he can get money for calling black or red in a casino. |
| Switching to puts here |
| Manifesting a V |
| Why V fake tho? |
| Time to buy ONDS and AUR |
| just end it for the day and buy calls tomorrow for nvda |
| Thank god you explained why we suddenly cared about pigeons. I was very confused this morning. \n\nYou’re doing god’s work. |
| This market really is a fuckin corrupt shit hole |
| This pig gets below 735 look the fuck out… |
| Can I…like….live in a NBIS data center after this? |
| LMAO how many times is exit liquidity gonna get trapped on dead cat bounces |
| omg |
| hello new bag holders, welcome to the casino |
| Full port NBIS calls… right? |
| Why did they pull the pull plug on my 0DTe spy call lol went up 2k to down 2k in the time it took me to shit |
| That was so dirty. |
| Surprise surprise sandisk 1500s due this week will no longer expire itm |
| Oh no. Time to advertise my bags of this trillion dollar company to some random people online with a net worth of 25k |
| SOXL LOL |
| ironically enough, it’s not bers that crash markets, it’s bulls. they panic sell because they are easily scared and morally weak |
| MU likely to continue its spiral until most everyone here loses hope and/or blows up their acct over it |
| I just bought spy calls 8 seconds before that drop |
| 10% down from here only put it at 660 which is still too high |
| I shoulda coulda woulda |
| bols keep buying mu 800 calls I’m sure this is going back up!!!! |
| https://preview.redd.it/nbo5d23z9x1h1.png?width=320&format=png&auto=webp&s=776dee2343bf0a067193ac416fa3c9b54aa9e252\n\n |
| $SPY only being -.4 kinda insulting tbh |
| puts were down 2k back to green |
| Same problem , up 10 k down 30 now |
| Won't make any difference, absent nukes being detonated. What matters to markets is strait open yes/no, which is independent of war yes/no. I feel really quite strongly about the bombing of school girls but it has no large scale economic consequences. |
| Stocks only go down |
| Exponential growth derives itself from compounding lmao.. |
| Zoom out on the weekly chart |
| Max Payne has arrived |
| POET retards. I witness you! 🫡 |
| You spelled "exit liquidity for whales" wrong... |
| anybody make millions today? |
| It's joever for memorycels |
| 4pMsh7JF5wXjkx8sK6gJgv14xkBy1kUoMv4ixN8npump |
| I don’t even read the comments anymore. I don’t need to. I already know what they’re all going to say. I just upvote. |
| How can she dump |
| AI is done for. |
| MU is gaping me I shoulda sold yesterday lmao |
| Wen SOXS $15? |
| come on $intc, you can go back to $50 now |
| :O |
| Mu straight collapsing for no reason. Lol |
| SOXS gang members check in |
| Just remember the SPY is only down 0.30% and you are crying. Very soon it will be down 3% in a single day. What are you gonna do then Mr. bol? |
| I think this is still so early. NOW is literally in the best position to make use of AI agents in an industry that’s perfect for them. \n\nTheir stock has been killed because people think AI will take over customer service. The reality is, you need a customer service software like NOW to do that |
| How long until we go back to reading bird entrails to predict the market |
| If I sold my calls at open, I would've walked away with a 2.5k loss. Instead I walked away with 11k loss after that huge drop. |
| Drill it is. |
| That's it. Dump it. That was dumb. |
| Wowza |
| F |
| Stay crying bols |
| MU and DRAM up from here, lucky dip buyers |
| Always the bers that makes the good memes |
| I said so many bag holders generated last week |
| Hold up. Is he a waitress? I’m confused. |
| You win some. You lose some. Guess this is where I lost. Fuck this pos market. |
| glad to see his portfolio taking a dump too |
| when I decide to full port the market smells fish |
| I’ll probably hop back into MU closer to earnings, cause memory prices are still fukt, but so is MU price short term 👹 |
| SPY fighting for its life at 736….either rip to 740 or drill to 730 |
| Pantera's Vulgar Display of Power and Far Beyond Driven. Are pretty perfect pop/metal. There really isn't anything else like it. |
| RDDT: $250 EOM, $500 EOY 🚀🚀🚀 |
| The wrestler ? |
| You would if you could. |
| Hi bored, I’m Lou Peacham |
| Buy low sell high |
| Weekly MU options obliterated |
| Next era merging with Dominion energy o_O (NEE down, D up, stock trade) |
| 5 red sessions in a row for sandick? |
| Don't paper hand |
| God damn why do they sell computers with bitlocker and secure boot enabled by default |
| i need it to v so fucking bad holy fuck please save us donald dont let me not cum like this |
| Anyone talking about anything being "obvious" in this environment is a dumbass. |
| Smithers the markets pumping like a jackhammer!!\n\n…\*squish fart pump\*… |
| dram this dram that just put the usb sticks in the bag bro |
| Loaded up on NOK December 25c. We’ll see how retarded this will be after it’s already run almost 110% this year. |
| "Stay shitty my friends" |
| ideally from orbit with $RKLB assistance |
| Going to throw $20k on NOW $110 calls 12/18 expiry in the next 30 minutes here.\n\nFeels like the SaaS rotation is starting. Wish me luck |
| investors and institutions finally catching on that AI is not the future. |
| Holding 6/18 nvda 227 calls |
| I thought he was a doctor! |
| Spending all my money on nvda puts |
| Printed btw homie 👊🏽 |
| Bah god that's drill team music |
| So RAM price gonna dump soon? |
| Take one for the team and buy Air Force one |
| Goddam does mu have a bottom lol |
| #Ban Bet Won\n---\n\n/u/AppealDemon made a bet that INTC would go to 105.0 within **1 week** when it was 111.18 and it did, congrats autist.\n\nTheir record is now 1 wins and 0 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) | [Post Verified Trades](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1pp3o5t/verified_trader/) |
| was about the chips... now it's queso's turn |
| yea itll hit 1600, only if you sell tho |
| SPY down a quarter of a percent\n\nI'm ruined |
| Big oof for the dip buyers there. |
| Hodl my brother and you shall be blessed in valhalla. |
| Taking some profits, not liking the prices here |
| ok, and? |
| Get rugged bitch! 🖕🫵🤡 |
| I'd like to see datacenter protesters kinetically rewarded for their courage tbh |
| Green eod |
| Cmon Intel. Let's break past 100 |
| Pos SPY |
| NBIS how could you do this to me |
| any cave diving for that matter🤣 |
| only when you sell |
| Is NVDA really not going to at least have a tiny V ... geez ... |
| If the orange tard starts to bomb Iran again this week, this sub is in serious trouble!! |
| UMMM CHAT CAN WE ACTIVATE THE CIRCUIT BREAKER ALREADY |
| Flight to safety in a pre-rev, clinical-stage biotech.\n\nFuck we really have hit the top. |
| $100 invested into Standard Oil in 1871 would be worth $1billion. \n\nYou could also buy most of North America for glass beads and strong whiskey. |
| NVDA you are on a wrong way |
| This is the start of the reverse V bear cycle |
| Middle of a bull market and you’re swinging dead penny stocks. Good luck man |
| fuck MU and MSFT |
| Kevin DARSHY DARSH **DARSH!** Kev**DARSH!** |
| arguing with retarded bears that see the words “average 10% a year” and assume that directly translates to “market goes up every single day forever” and they wonder why they’re always wrong.\n\n |
| Wait, i left for 5 minutes and all my puts i bought 15 minutes are now red? Wtf 😡😡😡😡 |
| I really timed the top there thank god |
| Maybe for SPY. Probably not for QQQ. Looking a bit rotation-y |
| dear donlad tump please save me please do something |
| Based me too. I hope we see 150 at least by July because I want a Macan Turbo. |
| Software does seem to be starting a momentum trade |
| Can't wait for 695 QQQ EOD, thats when im supposed to be fucked in the ass again |
| Double down brother |
| BUUUUUUUUUULL |
| from what I've heard, it's a coordinated shit coin pump and dump |
| https://preview.redd.it/fum0j6ye9x1h1.jpeg?width=1254&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a0a8e120cbc456a36ae21d425f67a8bdc685c148 |
| Who are these boomers fat fingering buying RBLX instead of RKLB. Show yourselves 🫵 |
| Not worth going long here |
| I hold shares. No realized losses. Just hit ath on Thu and now down 100k from ghere |
| Guess again |
| It's SO OVER |
| What software/service are you using to show symbols in the picture? |
| Be careful out there today, market makers dumping every time we start creeping back up |
| MU next stop 675 |
| Yeah no |
| Wtffff |
| Time for QQQ to get cooked i guess |
| https://preview.redd.it/juecj1tc9x1h1.jpeg?width=554&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9de3ea0b4cc4691632900584def04e01d87d2318 |
| If ifs and butts were candy and nuts what a merry christmas we would have. |
| Waaayyyy ahead of ya |
| It's probably in the top 10 |
| https://preview.redd.it/wj7k2ypb9x1h1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a14615a25a603ea00006cf0e82374c7d34715bd8\n\nI shoulda bought more calls, huh? |
| And many people never have to do it a second time |
| Coo, man, coo. |
| I guess you do need more memory |
| I just hold shares in volatile companies. Im up all time but it hurts to go from ath in port to down 100k |
| POET is having one of those retirement money days. (If you had PUTS). |
| My cortisol is way too high for this today. |
| Y'all got any more of that hopium? |
| Filthy bers, how could you **SELL** |
| probably have to hold overnight, welp lets hope I don't get pegged tommrow |
| Sperm bank wouldn't accept my 🪱, so all I can do now is sell my plasma 🩸🧪 🥺 until we get a green day |
| Nope |
| I'm on this shit way too much and I have no idea where this pigeon came from |
| Stock market is the biggest bs scam |
| Give it to me straight will SNDK ever hit 1600 anytime soon or just sell |
| Wonder what would happen if the SK hardware companies actually pay out half a mill bonuses to all workers as part of profit sharing agreement and half the staff immediately retire. |
| my problem is i keep entering into positions that lose me money when i should be entering into positions that make me money |
| I’m currently down 14k but it’s 0dte so it’s either I go to Wendy’s dumpster or dine at Wendy’s |
| Flight to safety in sls i guess. |
| Only two more weeks of new Sydney Sweeney nudes and now the market crash is beginning |
| Full Port SPY 750 odte- you got this |
| Haha maybe that's it\n\n\nI think Berkshire added to KO, I forget the story but it was published over the weekend if you want to fact check |
| HD is going down the path of 2010s GE. 90B+ in debt on the balance sheet with declining margins is not good. |
| Barron you amorphous lump cuck. Get on the computer and buy some shit. |
| The best thing about underwater cave diving is you don’t have to do it. |
| Maybe! Gotta give me 20 to find out |
| Calls. Got it |
| I know this music. |
| Loading up on more NOW calls. Already up 103% |
| He's violating birds now!!🤦😂 |
| $GEV calls are basically guaranteed money. The stock only goes up with such a big red day it's like 99% chance of a decent bounce tomorrow. |
| I am a mu bagholder now |
| I saw a pigeon stuck in a glass elevator an hour ago. What does this synchronicity mean ? |
| Beyond meat: $31.20 |
| no, thats not what I said, and that’s why i said the word “average”, and none of what ever else you said.\n\nreading comprehension is really hard I know. \n\nbuy the dip on the years it doesn’t meet the average - incase you need it spelled out because you clearly are lobotomized.\n\nedit: bro made up random words and put quotes around them as if that’s what i said |
| We need a bot that replies “who gives a shit?” everytime asks about that stupid pigeon.\n\nLet’s just move on if you missed the joke the first 500 times and can’t read context.\n\n |
| Definitely going green today |
| I mean.... It's only money |
| This is cringe, I can't believe you thought it was a good idea while making it. |
| I always lock in half the gains and let the rest ride but it is seriously the same damn thing every time. Im gonna start locking in 75% lol |
| DXY down half a percent, SPY can't even get up the same \n\n\nInflation stay cuckin me |
| Only regarded bears could drop the ball this badly |
| hi im bored |
| 🥹 |
| My buddy Barron said short AMD |
| extremely low volume right now. 230k on SPY. Amateur lunchtime dip buying. |
| This is where you buy an ODT put. |
| "I don't care about Americans' financial situation" |
| Shout to the people that bought 735 puts thank you for your sacrifice 😉 |
| Lol that V saved my port! Let's fucking go! 🤑 |
| My man |
| My “long” calls are for this December. Same strike. I’m expecting a quick recovery this year. |
| Tired of winning yet?? |
| Green by heat death of the universe |
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| Today volume on MU is way lower than previous session guys, this is going to go back up !\n\nMarket is taking a break\n\n(Not financial advice) |
| Right meow |
| Way too early for me to tell, but I don't play shares, not worth risk/reward for me. I think it'll have potential, but don't know compared to the rest yet.\n\n\n\nAGYS in July '25, had about 650 contracts pre-ER traded, Oct. '25 about 350 (only two files I have for them) - so it's set to be 400-600 today probably. |
| Accumulating bols getting wrecked you mean? |
| Successfully turned $4300 into $700 |
| Get ready for the V y'all |
| Calls on Lucky Charms? |
| Yes |
| BULLy Bob Thorton back on the menu? |
| semis are dead. Good luck to everyone who bought at peak |
| 🙁 |
| Wall street laughing to the bank with the MU SNDK rugpull after spamming it here |
| Dear Lord Jesus,\n\n\nSorry, I love gambling. Please help me gamble by pumping SPY right now \n\n\nThank you \n\nlove unhappy AMEN |
| VIX is just getting pummeled, killing all the premium before expiration. Don’t think we’ll see the market go anywhere today |
| Bro why did I buy DRAM |
| SPY going green baby! |
| But what if AI is here to stay?\n\nOpenAI / Anthropic are burning cash to separate themselves from the pack. If they didn't, Google would remain unchecked, and to some extent XAi/SpaceX (though they are not a real player at the moment).\n\nI agree their business model must remain dynamic to provide value and generate revenue as models become commoditized and opensource catch up. But how to you explain away the fact that there is currently unlimited demand for compute/inference?\n\nOnce companies start to see ROI do you think they are going to spend less? Or, are you suggesting that "there's nothing to see here" and companies will never see ROI on AI implementations? \n\nSure there's hype today, maybe a little too much, but there's no world where it goes to zero. |
| If 🥭gets cocky and start bombing. SPY 600 won’t be a joke |
| Buys off brand cereal to save 2$. Proceeds to lose 8k on options like a true WSBer |
| Imagine holding for 30 years just to massively underperform stocks unless 2010s style zirp returns. |
| FU MU |
| Pigeons taking a shit on all the bols. Can they clean themselves up or will they drown? |
| so soxl was just superleveraged spy all along |
| 2029 |
| Same |
| Not a chance. |
| Bulls make money, pigeons make money. Bers get bird pooped |
| It’s not an ad hominem. That’s you projecting. It’s just facts, bro. |
| USAR calls load up |
| NVIDIAAAAAAAAAA \n \nLEEROYYYYYYYYYYYYYY JENNNNSENNNNN |
| If Tesla closes above 420 today I'll let your wife peg me |
| So when is the bigly move? |
| They’re having an ai conference tomorrow and Wednesday. Also the stock is still a bit undervalued after last earnings. |
| stocks or options? |
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| f |
| MU has bottomed out already. Now accumulating and consolidating. Next stop: 1600$ on the next blast off in a few months. |
| jesus these got expensive over the course of 5 minutes |
| Those stupid mfs can’t see the difference between bubble pop and pops of the sport car exhaust that just temporarily removed foot from throttle to have some fun. |
| need positive Iran headlines and Nvidia to crush their earnings, but that 800 is pretty deep OTM, my gut says you're fucked |
| How are you so bad at this? |
| pause |
| Smells like I’m cooking today!.. oh wait that’s just my MU on fire |
| Oh, you bought the 'top'. Hmmm. I'll light a candle for you at the next vigil. Maybe they'll figure out Nikola Tesla's wireless transmission and you'll get rich... otherwise you might be waiting a few years. |
| 6 more years of this joke on this sub, fml |
| All time high plus sentiment |
| Regards here all piled into the top last week 😂 |
| bull trap. |
| Thank god. Send me your BTC address. I will send $20 |
| https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1tftab7/the_market_will_turn_red/?utm_source=reddit&utm_medium=usertext&utm_name=wallstreetbets&utm_content=t1_omhiscx |
| Sofi with the upside down V \n\nFucking dogshit stock |
| \n\n!banbet MU 600 1W |
| I scalped 300$ on spy calls and called it quits |
| SCARED MONEY DONT MAKE MONEY |
| Same lesson as always with memory.\n\nRetail is exit liquidity. Once they start coming in droves, you missed it |
| Riding this shit till $160. I’m either getting a new Porsche or I’m working at Wendy’s |
| "Ah yes, SOXS puts are gonna be easy" - some idiot(me), 2 weeks earlier |
| Chip stonks not looking to happy today |
| How wasn’t it obvious two weekends ago when everyone and their mom was saying “buy mu buy dram” and then proceeds to lose 15%. It’s almost like these posts are made by big money to be the pied piper . |
| This guy Elons |
| They told me memory was the next oil |
| Whales need exit liquidity! Get in there bud! |
| Bruh |
| The taco will be glorius, exxxtra spicy |
| 30Y yield at 5 Yr High LMAO 🤌 |
| big V |
| Pigeons bout to get this bread with the SPY V |
| Glad I got banned from this sub. |
| October |
| mumumumu-muhmuhmuh my mooneeyyy |
| Port down 97k in last 2 trading days |
| The fuck did I just see |
| When these calls hit I’ll buy yall an ice cream |
| https://preview.redd.it/t78oxqzc8x1h1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cc98865a1ca99eb61951ac600344977c80ef698e |
| Bro forgot to include the second part of that "...Because I'm drilling holes in it as we speak" |
| Your ad hominems mean nothing and only illustrate your inability. |
| Well at least redditards will like him if he keeps talking like that |
| Today is impossible to play 0dtes |
| Pigeons are dovish. It'd be wise to keep that in mind, you guys. |
| As soon as I buy something I turn out to be a bag holder so I buy puts along now.. |
| I'm edging so hard. |
| Nvda going to miss earnings. You heard it here first |
| Poetry enjoyers got baited by that +10% premarket just to turn into -14% at this very moment LMAO |
| What’s the chance gold face rips higher today |
| Someone made a shitpost about a pigeon shitting on their right shoulder meaning they are going to make money. The had their bets against the market today, so everyone is saying the pigeon indicator was clear that there would be a drop today |
| Dow already green. The dip has ended. Flat day |
| I’m all ears |
| nvda |
| came to the same conclusion. spent all day looking for leads and settled back on ol'faithful |
| 🐥🐥🐥🐥 |
| I know, you keep showing yourself |
| When it reaches the floor which it hasn’t tet |
| I just woke up from a nap how’s the calls I’ve bought during the 10:30am V doing |
| Big V incoming boys |
| Right here with you brother. When you gonna sell? \n\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/ocllsvk88x1h1.jpeg?width=1206&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=91d0a7205b791fa8d9d59ed943b0db73fe24c1ea |
| 🎶🎶If I leave here tomorrow, would you still remember me?🎶🎶🦅 |
| Was hoping for more action today shit's kinda boring |
| 680 is a pretty strong support |
| Pigeon man is our president |
| MU about to jump off the cliff |
| ok then how about start winning |
| INTC fair value is $50 bucks |
| It kind of is. How many other tickers have actually been green for the past month? |
| It's gotta be kids or something. I must be old cause that shits dumb |
| Please one of you DRAM regards explain why it isn't $500 yet? Don't make me go thru my saved comments to single you out |
| Anyway I’m gonna hold until end of 2026 it’s gotta go up |
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| Logically speaking, at what price should MUbe bought? |
| !banbet NOW 130 2W |
| You okay op? Costing folks a lot of money so far…. |
| Generational buying opportunity is ova 🥹 |
| If you got it, flaunt it |
| “The market is always at ATH and always gains 10% on the year every year at all times” \n\nYou’re an idiot. |
| Actually on par with today's salary in manufacturing tbh |
| Don't bother, not even 24 hours and this retard sub already ran it into the ground |
| Am I more scared of these 2dte 541Cs going to zero, or of them bouncing back once I sell... |
| I‘m in! |
| RKLB green, life's good |
| I will give you $20 if someone tells what the fuck the \*\*Pigeon\*\* thing going on. |
| https://preview.redd.it/l3x988fz7x1h1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=199a2138733d481c5a9e75b7f932b6d36cb65d5e\n\n |
| Gotta hold for a few months to catch the next run. |
| Today was the wrong day to yolo calls lololololololol |
| Everyone buy puts |
| My thoughts every time lol. Whole market could be green and I'd have the handful of stocks that went red. Or I sell puts on a stock going up and it collapses immediately. \n\nIf you dont need stocks to make an income now, just buy a few solid EFTs and forget about it. This daily shit is for the birds, especially with a president who openly manipulates the market. \n\n\nEven if you followed what he was saying, you would have lost money on NVDA because he took the CEO over tk China as a last pump brfore dumping that shit knowing they wouldn't get a deal. |
| This is for me, I guess...\n\nBought puts, everything started going up, panicked and sold puts\n\n \nBought calls, now everything started going down.... |
| I now know why servicenow is deep green. Everyone open incident tickets related to stocks down |
| MU swings gotta be like -95%\n\nSo many dudes were making free money off like $300 OTM calls. |
| I didn’t know it was possible, but I’m burnt out from losing money |
| 2 weeks |
| It's time to sell in May |
| For this to happen today, that taco tomorrow must be overflowing with meat and cheese |
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| Tard of a deal |
| Please announce a deal |
| Musk : ''...The ship of America is going to sink '' |
| he was right |
| Yeah but I bought it at over 600%😭🤣 |
| Not wmt. Agree with Nvidia and also AVGO, MU, SNDK |
| Before NVDA earnings |
| Why do u say that? |
| SPX |
| So basically you are telling us to go all in? |
| Yes bulls try 737 again maybe it'll finally work the 7th time |
| We don't need electric cars we just need faster shoes |
| It started last year? Lol |
| So when do I buy calls 😂 |
| WMT 44 FWD P/E and 4.86 PEG Ratio is undervalued? |
| PGEN 🐦⬛ |
| retards selling now will be begging for a dip to get back in by Thursday\n\nthen they'll buy the top, panic sell the bottom and run the whole play all over again |
| I was told DRAM would be $500 by now. Please explain what happend, thanks! |
| Sell in May if you wanna go gay |
| Give us this day our daily V and do not forgive bers who trespass against us |
| For some reason they think MU is the entire stock market. |
| Can someone please explain what the pidgeon thing is |
| Micron and sandick |
| I'm only short term bearish, 5 years out - they are a great hold IMHO. |
| All these AI chips I bought are already obsolete. |
| #LPTH RUN STARTS NOW |
| Small??? |
| Calls on Cuban cigars |
| Made money for once ,rewarding myself w a bean and cheese taco 😎 |
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| Honestly I lean bearish but pump this shit. Market drops right before that axios article on war possibly restarting after recent Iranian proposal? Time this insider trading gets screwed over |
| Very homo day |
| Fuckin bears man |
| These people have no clue who that is lol |
| MU is dead because I refuse to let go of my OTM calls, sorry guys. Until I sell or they expire we will not see 1000. |
| and we always will be. congrats you learned the concept of 10% average gains.\n\ngenuinely so autistic it’s insane |
| You know we are retardmaxing when NFLX and MSFT are looking like winners. |
| Go back to r/investing, Pal |
| Look at how they massacred MU boy 😞 |
| I think it is still think that Bitcoin is good long term investment, speculative, yes. I actually will get out of Bitcoin in a few years. I see it as a store of value imho. Digital gold. I'm actually slowly selling my Bitcoin. I used it to buy my condo back in 2024.\n\nBitcoin is only 1-3% of my entire investment portfolio on top of real estate investments, stocks, and ETFs. |
| **The way bears have been talking I thought SPY was down at least 1% lmao clowns** |
| Spot on, thats what I gamble on frequently |
| If this wasnt a daily thread I'd do a remindme to laugh my ass off at you in a couple weeks/months |
| Buy some goog calls 2 weeks out and thank me later |
| Its like you dont even wanna be 750, spy |
| What do me and TSLA have in common?\n\n\nI also struggle when confronted with V(very)WAP |
| Better than my financial advisor tbh. |
| Nvidia is the most undervalued stock price in the market outside of Walmart |
| How is dram down so much when Samsung mooned |
| To think this meme only surfaced less than 24h 🤣🤣 |
| Fuck your weekly PUTS AND CALLS \n\- Wall Street |
| Every flight I’ve been on this week has been mostly empty \n\nAmericans are tapped out |
| Chill out its still up 600% over the year |
| why is RDDT moving like a dividend stock ffs |
| Everyone knows everyone, out of everyone large portion is in the military. |
| Thinking sometime between 2030 and 2032 |
| Fuck these Vs ugh |
| Is this V in the room with us now? |
| 0dte calls were not the play today 😂😭😭😭 |
| Yep |
| pidg watches over my portfolio |
| https://preview.redd.it/s9wzyp4k7x1h1.jpeg?width=335&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4c62f47770140e2b498b21c620a4facce8d0c0c1 |
| Fuck Opendoor\n\nYou hear that, Opendoor?? |
| Memory shortage is going to last a few more months longer because of production disruption… calls it is |
| How? Do u not have tech or memory |
| Is it two months ago right now or is it fucking today bro \n\nWe’re at ATH\n\nDumbass\n\n“The market barely entered correction territory and people are betting on it going down more???” Are you fucking 18 lol? Start trading this year? |
| I'm a NVDA bull. I upvote it so that the inverse WSB works in my favor. |
| I bought 2 of the $230 calls for today Friday at 3:55 PM.\n\nSold them at 9:30 AM and made 68%. \n\nThought about turning around and buying puts but decided against it, didn’t want to push my luck.\n\nThat $184 just covered my groceries and gas for the week. |
| Why is this being removed?? |
| Unsettled area of law. At minimum it’s widely considered a “dick move,” but he’s got SCOTUS firmly on his side. |
| It’s gonna wait til 1 to dump more isn’t it |
| Like it’s going to prop back right, is it a no brainer to go all in rn? |
| Sndk really did a funny one this morning opening so high only to take the fattest shit of the century next to CAR |
| Thanks dude, appreciated |
| Everything looks dark |
| I bought the dip but then it fuckin dipped again |
| There are companies that you can pay that give this info to you for a fraction of the cost, yes. |
| dump this shit already so we can buy calls for tmw |
| Stocks are down which is sad. Please T-man make the stocks go up. Maybe too personal so it is being removed. I got blocked from Guru energy for my address after getting a refund on TikTok which I want to pay them back. The loss on Friday and now today. I hope that IRS thing won’t affect the stocks. |
| Holy shit look at that V\n\n\nOn oil lmaooo |
| I guess I’ll start trading the sentiment |
| The last time a shorted something it popped up 5% in less than an hour (NVDA). Who needs some help?? |
| Got in at 0.26, sold at 0.47, almost 2x my koney and today bought dip at ~0.30.\n\nNo plans to hold long, but it will rerate to ~0.75 imo, so its easy money 🤷🏼♂️\n\nWith stock like this one, past performance doesnt matter if you are swing trading short term based on news/catalyst |
| wasnt NVDA sort of cooked without china sales? and no update after this china meeting, they are really going to have us wait until earnings to find out |
| Nasdaq micros entry is right now |
| that’s the only way it makes sense to me.\n\nI’ve been using puts to negate the downside a bit on my holdings, but naked puts i don’t get? |
| I don't even give a shit about the losses anymore. JUST GIVE ME MY FUCKING DOPAMINE MR MARKET |
| Guys will the dump stop later today? |
| Also the JP Morgan Global tech media and communications conference today through the 20th. As well the samsung strike is edging closer; the union will meet up with samsung reps tomorrow at 8am est. Thursday the 21st (so AH on the 20th, also NVDA earnings) is the first day of the strike. \n\nSo fuckin insane I hope to god it works lmao |
| Now... compare that same $10k invested in a broad market index at exactly the same date... or for the tech stocks, the NASDAQ.\n\nApple's CAGR since it went public is about 20%. The NASDAQ over the same period is about 13%. Consistently beating NASDAQ by 7% is impressive, but not as earth shattering as it looks at face value. \n\nCoca cola went public in 1919. it's long term CAGR is about 12%. I think the DJIA is something like 7-10% depending on how you calculate it. Again, impressive, but not earth shattering.\n\nPlus, you picked the winners. There are so many more losers out there, which won't beat the market overall. |
| 400 EOM is more likely at this rate |
| Can I have a crumb of context about the pigeon |
| How much did you buy on october 31st? |
| Don't sell my precious memory chips |
| Today |
| lmao |
| Allbirds go to heaven. |
| I would like to speak to the manager of the QQQ |
| No one has money for your penny stocks bro |
| lol this is a dca weekly buy type of dip. This ain’t shit |
| Get in there you tards! Whales need exit liquidity! |
| As you can see it’s already working out! |
| I think you’ve misunderstood the entire everything your whole life. |
| dude literally a month or two ago SPY was 10% down? \n\nDo you need flashing lights and a fucking banner across the buy button?\n\nLike you see the index drop 10% in 2 months, and you buy fucking puts?\n\nshut the fuck up\n\nedit: and also, hence why I said slowly buy the dip. if it keeps dipping you keep buying. is it rocket science or is everyone just too dense to understand this easy concept? |
| Thanks |
| Me too. Hopefully can get a buy point back around 175 |
| Looks like $NVDA started its historical smashing expectations post-earnings dump pre-earnings ahead of schedule this time. \n\nSurely the market is giving degen long earnings players a convenient entry right before a catalyst. Surely. |
| V when?? |
| looking at my port and seeing green all around \nthen i come here and I see gey bers feasting\n\n i'm the best bull here today |
| I am, and am down multiple paychecks |
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| So it will go up 1-2% an hour but won’t go down 1% in a day lol |
| Ah. Once again, it's on NVIDIA to save the market. |
| Grabbing puts on KLAR here |
| Let’s see |
| Put $138k into leveraged semi fund at the top. FML |
| u r explaining it to pigeons |
| Why are we here? Just to suffer |
| This is just a pre dip. Either new peace deal causes a jump, or the war restarts and we go all the way back to the big dip in March. |
| Just let go |
| Whales need exit liquidity! Save the whales! This has been a PSA for whales. |
| good luck too |
Here's a link to an article about it:  Just a moment... m.uk.investing.com |
| You mean DCA over last 25 years? Sounds like you would be rich |
| Seriously, it's so much selling, it's the no buy-ins. |
| You must construct additional pylons |
| BUY THE FUCKIN DIP YOU CRAZY BASTARDS OR YOU'LL BE LIVING IN HELL! |
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| Fine. I'll short squeeze NVDA myself\n\nTime for my Leeroy Jenkins moment\n\nWatch this .... |
| If bulls are right about AI then the rich will not need human workers anymore and kill us all |
| How teh fuck can NBIS be below 200. This might actually be the most rigged fucking ubllshit I've ever seen |
| 1 day pump will overwrite few days of small dip |
| “Buy the dip” we are not in a fucking dip lol we’re at ATH after *years* of absurd rallies in the face of a deteriorating economy and massive global geopolitical instability. |
| I can buy some puts and reverse the whole market for ya lol |
| Yes |
| It already looks like it has bottomed out. Your calls may get cooked though. |
| 100 SHEL and 100 WMT fell out from under me. Net loss so far. |
| NVDA always finds a way to save the market. |
| When oil reserves start running dry then we'll see real pain. This is nothing |
| Good luck man \n\n\nHopefully one of us makes money lol |
| were u here when semi is kill? |
| They're supposed to be an insurance policy to protect against unforseen downturns. See also: protective put |
| Penny stocks are basically gofundsme for corporate weasels |
| Except if you did all that you'd still be massively in profit |
| lol I knew it will happen |
| Ok I’m not full porting MSFT calls and I bought a month out. Let’s see how this plays out |
| Thanks RFK |
| Fuck yeah, thanks man, I’m going all in then. |
| LOUD NOISES |
| That chart tho 😭😭😭 |
| Ima cry |
| This red day ain’t shit I want -5% |
| Why is this stock that I bought after a 1300% run not still going up |
| Thursday won't matter. The only thing that matters now is Wednesday (Hint: see flair). |
| Stonk is at 100.56\n\nDo you think a limit order for 100.00 will yield worse results than a limit at 100.50? |
| As you can see it’s already working out! |
| sold mine and few expired worthless friday |
| Yeah, fuck you too NBIS |
| Even a broken clock is right twice a day |
| wow |
| I’m unloading TSLA until after big fall will buy back in in the morning |
| When is the next pump so I can buy calls. Thx |
| Probably never. Lol |
| Way too much text for my smooth brain but that NOVO deal looking spicy 🔥 - $2.1B is serious money for biotech this size 💀 |
| https://preview.redd.it/5od3wlov6x1h1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=630621512e02e1e4622f52ebefc969ddeb973954\n\nYeah I’m all set bro thanks |
| You’d be up big on the indexes tf you mean |
| Eh, just wait to buy low and sell high from here on out and avoid fomo. Gonna buy at like 10$, maybe 8 if the semi sector deteriorates further. |
| hm... |
| Bond and treasury markets have literally never indicated anything |
| My puts actually printin guys!!! I’m gucci! LMAO🤌 |
| Failed to for over a decade * lol |
| Nvidia you’re our last hope |
| Last week |
| Those poor Poet-tards trusted the company to not dilute again. 😂 |
| Remember those 1pm pump last week … we’ll take another one today |
| Brooooooo wtf |
| Me every time lol |
| But not by 50%. You asked if I made 50% more than last year |
| I dont see it happening they had a horrible earnings report and the stock just tanked 10% today already, what squeeze are you talking about? 😂 |
| TRADE TALKS GOING WELL |
| genuinely trying to understand long puts?\n\nwhy do people bet on continued downside in the market?\n\nwhere do they see an end? will spy just die and go to 0 is that what you retards think?\n\nhow is it not better to just slowly buy the dip and wait for upside? |
| wait the market cap is actually smaller than that contract? that seems wild if numbers are legit\n\n \nbeen burned too many times by these small caps tho, they love to dump right after good news drops. what's their actual revenue looking like beyond this one contract? |
| Bears are never wrong, just early if anything |
| durrrrr |
| Thanks so there is hope for my $220 average cost VST? |
| Imagine buying the top of the dot com bubble, 2008 crisis, covid crash, 2022 covid bubble and now the 2026 AI bubble |
| anyone playing Bull for Thursday? |
| Its amazing how multiple people in this administration cant even properly inside trade. |
| "I will accept tips" I got the tip of my dick right here for ya. |
| Penny stock?? |
| I keep buying the peak of every candle just kill me |
| RED IS ILLEGAL! TUMP! HELP! |
| I typed in MU in Tradingview |
| Very difficult to work while my anoos is getting gaped |
| Yk the funniest thing about bears? If they’re wrong about AI not only do they lose all their money but AI will also take their Wendy’s job. Destined for brokeness |
| Welp market sucks now. Time to go back to growth stock hunting |
| It makes me stay in too long |
| Imagine thinking you’re buying the dip on micron lmao. |
| MU 800 when |
| So glad I booked my nbis gains last week |
| Remember that every dip will be bought. This has been a PSA to go get your free money |
| Sir, another chromosome has hit my nucleus |
| MU caused lot of losses since thursday |
| Successfully bought the MSFT dip |
| Kospi is a bit up and flat man, wtf is going on 😂 |
| will that secret make me say 10k? |
| SNDK has a forward PE of like 8 in a sector that is just getting started. the fact that a stock has run up a lot is actually a momentum indicator. if you think it's overpriced you need to point to earnings (i.e. pe) or something else, not that fact that the stock is popular over the last year. it's popular for a reason. |
| If some buyers could step in. That would be great. |
| Someone really doesn't want oil to keep rallying |
| CAVA puts seem obvious. |
| Never been more confident in my port |
| Whats the worst that can happen? Just delete the app, its fine. |
| I declare Gay and Bankrupt |
| Chud bulls crashing out |
| Sold puts switched to calls but less exposure. |
| RIP the 50 gallons of water that were wasted to cool down a data center to post this useless piece of information. |
| Calls because everything you listed won't be "as bad as expected".\n\nOn a serious note, who's tracking satellite parking lot data? |
| how do i manage to lose money everytime : when there's a bull market i lose money , when there's a bear market i lose money. Should i just start reversing my trades. Okay gonna test it out going full port 0dte |
| Just pounding bulls ass all day! |
| MU will go down another 600% from here |
| Gg only a big 🌮 can save our calls now unless you’ve sold 😂😭 |
| Nah, then he dies of old/complications and just goes away instead of becoming a martyr. |
| What chart you or other people are talking about ? I only have robinhood level 2 , and it doesn’t look much different than the basic . Newbie here |
| NVDA is gonna partially crash the market come Wednesday and everyone's gonna be asking if the AI bubble is finally gonna pop |
| goog and NOW holding the entire weight of my portfolio on their shoulders today |
| It's times like these you discover there is no unicode emoji for pigeon. |
| Jesus, SPY won’t give up 736 |
| it's time for me to work in mcdonald's. i made the dumb fucking mistake of buying AMAT calls last week and then made another dumb mistake of buying COHR calls. |
| My nibba 👊 |
| This is shaping up to be a good week for NVDA CCs |
| What a dumbass |
| Market trading like the Kospi today |
| yelling your ticker name in the chat does not make it go up or down in price. |
| who bought MU at 800 lmao |
| Hyperscalers?\n\nMore like Hyp-o scalers\n\nhaHAA gottem |
| I have 1dtes - much just try and diamond hand it |
| Nah lol. 3x will happen. |
| We ride it out |
| big dick profits will boost MSFT when ppl get they damn senses back. |
| I hate trading in this market because my fear of a 🥭 truth makes me exit positions sooner than I normally would |
| Cause those are safe bets, and the money isn't in safe bets (yet). As soon as ai truly waivers the money will run back to utilities, and right now they're being suppressed to buy cheap when shit inverses. Think of it like a tsunami tide. |
| without ovaries?! nature's fkn lit. |
| How are the POETs feeling? |
| Pretty funny every high beta AI infrastructure name got nuked today because that autist Leopold finally released this 13F that shows he’s bearish on semis in MARCH lmao |
| Swing trade |
| already did and it dropped even more........ |
| Hope is not a strategy |
| You found Donny T’s burner acct |
| Early bird doesn’t get the worm anymore |
| historically, it stays flatlined and trading activity drops when the europors score somethin about gooooaaaaaals |
| The bright side is, my NVDA covered calls are safe.\n\nThe dark side is, I'm closer than ever to a margin call. |
| You playing shares on AGYS? Not seeing much option activity on there. |
| When it was up 1000% i said surely the run must be over now.\n\nWhen it was up 2000% i said surely the run must be over now.\n\nWhen it was up 3000% i said surely the run must be over now.\n\nI am now a believer and i won't get shaken. |
| double down |
| Mu and sndk coming back to reality. Congrats to those that got in early and sold for probably life changing money. For those who bought the top thinking it was normal for stocks to go up +100% weekly... Sit. |
| that's... actually really badass looking. |
| Anyone holding MU calls still |
| VWAP drop incoming? |
| Oil isn't down... |
| Yeah if im getting involved yall better start buying puts |
| Sure, when you include years of 10 to 12% inflation then 3.8% seems normal. But the target is 2% and 3.8% is in line with historical events like the Great Recession, dot com bubble, 1990 recession, etc. |
| i have spy calls. do i hold or should i sell..... |
| Investment? 🙅♀️\n\nScalp? 🙂↕️ |
| Oil isn’t down , it just did a crazy recovery after the fake headlines |
| QQQ 700 is a meme |
| I think you misunderstood my comment all together. |
| Sorry but I like little boys |
| Yeah idc I’m buying NBIS calls here |
| More children on the market if economy goes down |
| I can tell whose new hear just by them not wanting to buy nvdia calls |
| hope so i'll buy |
| Closed my positions. We're fucked |
| Gimme $20 I'll tell you a secret |
| Oil and stocks down |
| organizing a walkout for behind-the-meter deals for hyperscalers\n\n<join here> |
| I sold my MU so you guys can go back to making money. |
| When everything is red is not a dip is a trend |
| Where’s the v I was promised 3000 seconds ago |
| SOXL and SOXS is a day traders wet dream |
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| When are we doing a short squeeze on HIMS |
| there are better ways to say you are regarded |
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| fk this market fk wallstreet fk trading fk life |
| 4pMsh7JF5wXjkx8sK6gJgv14xkBy1kUoMv4ixN8npump\n\nJoin crypto meanwhile the market has a dip, WSB himself bought a bag $Pigeon |
| How can anyone look at the chart of POET and think "yeah this is a good investment" LMAO |
| SPY just broke 736 resistance downwards, fuck me harder why don't you?? |
| In the pipe, five by five. |
| what's wrong with the good old screenshot |
| Come on MSFT. Let's finish green while everything else is deep red |
| Not your fault bro, i bought calls too |
| omg people in here are so retarded.\n\ngood thing I'm not like them at all. |
| earnings coming up next month will be a catalyst |
| Yes after a 25:1 reverse split |
| Pls let MU go back up:( |
| Guess they made one Tweet, too many. |
| I’d vote not guilty out of principle |
| Cope harder it’s up 3000% in the past year |
| How rigged is the market? Yes. |
| coo |
| Ok maybe it’s finally over (jk down 0.4%). \nI still got fucked today tho |
| Bearish on MU for now but the light will definitely shine on us again soon. Wait for the bottom to be in boys |
| Honestly calls ending later in the week (doesn't have to be Friday)on anything down will probably make you money so pick what you can afford. The earnings this week are too big for everything not to spike even if it's bullshit. |
| Outraded by a fucking pigeon |
| i'm old enough to sound this one out.\n\n |
| But optional ones are |
| Happened before maybe its different this time?? Nah fuk that |
| probably bc it’s been getting gaped for the last month |
| You’re so close to getting it, Chief. |
| my man ✊ |
| everything is a gamble. good luck |
| Sndk back at my cost basis 😞 oh well it will go to 5000$ so i'm not worried. Just a good moment to load up again. |
| welcome to bol logic |
| What would have to happen for the feds to have an emergency meeting to raise rates? |
| The Art of the Deal |
| snap fails to monetize 483m daily active users. \n\nI doubt it will 'rocket' |
| Is RDDT gonna drop more? |
| Bitcoin is not profitable enough anymore for long term investments, idk what you were waiting to sell if you really bought at 7k.\n\nFor next cycle it will most likely top at 160-180k, from 126k (ATH of this cycle) to 180k it's like 40-45% in 3 years probably, the SP500 can do that with a lot less risk and you don't need to stomach drawdowns of 50-70% during Bear Markets like Bitcoin either. |
| Howitzers? |
| Fuck the SaaSpocalypse I’m going all in on $NOW |
| C'mon SPY, pull an Idaho airshow trick |
| The Mu company stock chart looks like it is going to dive off a cliff |
| He doesn’t need to. He’s functionally immune thanks to the Supreme Court. Even if you wanted to challenge that, he has enough legal ammunition to drag it out until the day he dies. |
| First the pigeon and now the horses. |
| The market is regarded so it only makes sense to show it’s down |
| Nah, big software is dead.\n\nAll the software corps are all-in on vibe coding. Even if AI doesn't pan out they are just a screwed. |
| Because its down like 70%?? |
| Sorry I don’t like buying trash stocks up 5000% in a month when I enter |
| I have held semiconductor stocks for three weeks in the past year and they have never been positive for a single day. What are the odds? |
| I sold 75% on Thursday. Do I still belong in here? |
| How do you play this game? |
| i mean the fed typically ignores most cooked numbers. Is Warsh actually going to be able to sway? |
| Nothing will happen anytime soon. World cup’s around the corner |
| Is there still a possibility of 1% green or no chance? |
| sideways all day ahhhh |
| Apparently 3 is “too many” times to get a prostrate exam per month. Bunch of lames at the doctors |
| Please boss I can’t take anymore |
| You can instantly tell who’s new here by them thinking playing NVDA options isn’t going to royally fuck them |
| I feel like it could still dump. This V doesn't seem like it has the juice \n\n\nMy calls have some time so Im letting them ride |
| SPY is like a watched pot. |
| splt roasted |
| buy more calls cuz ungabunga shrek pp fuk bers. \nthank you for coming to my ted talk |
| MU below 700 its basically over. Shoulda listened to buffett to freak the fuck out and panic sell everything right now(on friday), now bagholding. |
| So A.i is taking over the world, the demand in the USA the power prices are skyrocketing then can someone FFs explains to me why VST and CEG are in downttand and almost lost 40% since Sept 2025? |
| PANIC SELL EVERYTHING! |
| no vision no passion |
| Interesting. Both are certainly far off their ATH. I might ape in even though i don't understand these stocks at all.\n\nOne issue i have with the 13f is how much the puts are distorting the allocations. Makes it look like these picks are only tiny 0.2% positions. |
| Uncle! Uncle! |
| Maybe stop dipping yeah mate?? |
| I care. He can have a cry if he wants it |
| Bols got fat and greedy, now it's time to harvest the meat 🐻 |
| I swear they do this shot on purpose bc once I couldn't log in and they kept telling me click on the three lines but no three lines anywhere and login screen just said the words login lol I did take screenshots tho |
| MU pls |
| NVDA earnings release is when the real action on semis begins |
| AMD to 3 hundo |
| waiting for dippidy dip |
| I'm tired boss |
| $NOW |
| darrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrn |
| in this market? 100% |
| https://preview.redd.it/pz2kspvd5x1h1.png?width=320&format=png&auto=webp&s=09ba3ff05bd952614c2de5f825c6e42be24f36a5\n\n |
| Barron pls tell your daddy to pump the market!! |
| why the FUCK is Roblox of all things up 10% |
| Happy to sit this out for a week. Too many headwinds. |
| bruh… |
| QUICK, EVERYONE BUY WAX LIPS!!! |
| Some news with TSLA recall |
| Chances we retest 750 by eow? |
| Don’t hate, just look at the chart. |
| i have $345 in my account. what to yolo on? |
| FOMO is a bear indicator, pack it up boys it’s all over now |
| Empty tankers on their way to America to load up with American oil. Sounds bullish |
| https://preview.redd.it/0agw782b5x1h1.png?width=320&format=png&auto=webp&s=f60c0d7dd369142baa922820f260cd86cb3d6e40\n\n |
| I upvote everything. Bull / bear, it don’t matter. You’re getting an upvote. |
| Beer looks cheap |
| What ? |
| Should we buy PUTS on many AI stocks and AI infrastructure ???\n\nThere has been very, very little trading or activity in the put options for $FIX Comfort Systems USA Inc, even though it’s a company, like $STRL and a whole group of data center builders, that’s highly likely to plummet given Nvidia’s weak guidance, the decline already underway at SanDisk, and the heavily indebted, junk-bond-baggy CoreWeaver. I get the impression this stock has been completely forgotten... |
| AND QQQ DIPS AGAIN, ITS JOEVER |
| POET 16.50 puts doing well, bought shortly after open, scaled 2 of the 5 out already, letting the rest run as long as we stay under 14. Will shave another if it stabilizes around 14 and take more profit. |
| amd is 1000$ stock after they split |
| Man..MU was green in overnight last night and you'd have thought the middle east found eternal peace |
| NOBODY TELL HIM |
| But I have NVIDIA calls |
| NVIDIA Green or Red today ? |
| AMAT is taking a poo on me rn... |
| At least there is a tax benefit |
| SATG calls |
| Just go back in time to put 1 mil in some years ago |
| Nvidia puts might actually be the play |
| Theta and flat but my port is down 15% |
| might exit here at break even |
| MU to $650 this week |
| Noticing META isn’t that red today. Maybe interpret this as it being oversold and not looking to pullback more and ready to start moving up in the near future? |
| Can we please dump thru 736 |
| Works for me 🤷 |
| You guys think the open ai trial results will boost MSFT? |
| 12pm power hour |
| Fucckkk call the ambulance, MU is bleeding outttt |
| Is TQQQ the most delusional subreddit |
| I don’t think it comes out to be costly. Probably more economical for them than standard free shipping.\n\nThey surely batch things together. Your order comes within the day, not instantly. I’m sure they batch like, as an example, 30 orders within a 5 mile radius of each other to send to one driver. Programs map out the most efficient route to hit all 30 stops, can probably be done in like 1-2 hours. What kinda pay do you think a delivery driver would accept for 1-2 hours of work? Then compare that to standard postal shipping for like 30 orders. I’m certain it’s actually quicker and cheaper for Home Depot. |
| Bro just stop. You're desperately chasing money and flipping your positions after the moves, on 0DTEs none the less. You might get lucky and hit here and there but this is a recipe for disaster and you will continuously dwindle your port down to nothing doing this. |
| Rigged ass market for theta boys |
| I made what I wanted. But now i have no cash... gotta wait til tmr |
| BREAKING: ALL PIGEONS HAVE BEEN BANNED IN THE U.S.A. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER! |
| boring flat day |
| Bro. There are people in here swinging 6 figures daily- nobody cares about your $28. Sorry |
| bruh… |
| Lots of the dumbest fucking retards in this sub. |
| Bro those handcuffs aren’t even connected to each other. It looks more like a jojo stand |
| World economy is barely affected, turns out no one gives a shit if 25% of the oil supply disappears overnight lmaooo 🤌 |
| lol this is like the third bioNtech lawsuit, and it only applies to covid sales everything else going forward should be good. Cancer stuff is going to print tremendous amounts. |
| Sorry guys, i bought calls this morning. |
| Yes but this doesnt get around metal embrittlement. Unless there are new alloys that are immune to such attacks. Which is why I said if they have proven tech beyond cgi |
| I think he just needed a pump and brump was like “i gotchu elon!” |
| just saw a person reading a book. the dumb ai era might be over |
| gl |
| I THOUGHT WE WERE IN A BULL MARKET FUCK |
| https://preview.redd.it/6r7xlh8z4x1h1.png?width=320&format=png&auto=webp&s=cba4a722d0a195f58fd849fdf131e6c9efb41d2f\n\n |
| Are these dips gifts are the real deal |
| Gamma hell on both sides, choppy day. |
| Oh shit. Idk then, probably just chill then |
| Completely doable |
| Need to turn 1.1 mil to 10 mil, currently got it in NVDA |
| Someone needs to deploy a tweet or an axios right now |
| To collect more baggies yeah |
| Lips |
| https://preview.redd.it/u4eng9mw4x1h1.png?width=320&format=png&auto=webp&s=e3fdbe265a280f9be0c074be8454bc0caf3e13d4\n\n |
| What's that?\n\n'NOW thats what I call Music?' |
| 🛢️🛢️🛢️ |
| Yeah, sadly -- unless there's taco rage quits the war and opens things up again. |
| https://preview.redd.it/nq1c8utu4x1h1.jpeg?width=528&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9ae3a69f4dbc77fc9b4fb7f6eba16d5994f95bc8\n\n \nWhatever the opposite of this is how I have felt since last Friday |
| swinging your cash FOMO like instead of hedging or riding with it in this unpredictable donald dump/pump casino? nothing like a double loss |
| Would be crazy if PLTR did that thing where it just ripped |
| So the pigeon theory is coming thru?\n\nNarrator: Bears bought hundreds of pigeons to shit on u/Where_is_Gabriel and it was epic shit |
| I fucking hate puts, even if they're the right play |
| Agreed, it's an overreaction...Claude will never build enterprise software at scale |
| I was up $28 on Friday and now I am down 51, I should have sold. |
| i mean people wake up later on mondays sooo |
| surprised visa not on the top list when everyone asking for a V |
| When I lose money on the market, I tell my friends I donated to a bear sanctuary. Keeps my social value high while my financial value decreases. |
| bye bye to ur premiums \n\nBOTH SIDES GETTING FUCKED |
| USAR calls here |
| Rode the wave from 26-47. Really nice gains, but I am nervous about the BioNTech lawsuit. If Moderna loses there my fear is that it give BioNTech a clearer pathway for mRNA tech usage. What are your thoughts? I sold my full position but have been teasing getting back in. |
| https://preview.redd.it/slrumvss4x1h1.png?width=320&format=png&auto=webp&s=fc3689b87f69dd1566c9bf0303c883b4cb3e2632\n\n |
| there are generations in dn |
| Fig calls.. V calls... tsla puts... spy 1dte puts... DE calls...\n\nAside from spy most are 1 week out expiry, some 2-3 weeks |
| $NOW is back? |
| Guys I don’t think we’re getting another V .. |
| https://preview.redd.it/fdfw7ayo4x1h1.png?width=1448&format=png&auto=webp&s=6598948be1bbdd3c28b4d12e09956dd8f0a57c16\n\nHere is the complete image. |
| they’re covered calls i sold, i was trying to keep the profits off this year’s taxes |
| So the pigeon theory is coming thru? \n\nNarrator: Bears bought hundreds of pigeons to shit on u/Where_is_Gabriel and it was epic shit |
| At this point, create a generational dip so we can buy generational calls for generational wins |
| Just let it die, man. I want to go back to watching Halloween Town |
| https://preview.redd.it/le7tvx2p4x1h1.png?width=320&format=png&auto=webp&s=c3afb114f6881963f17f99c342f719572b0faedf\n\n |
| Or the last 30 minutes fr fr |
| Oil needs to DIE |
| For every 1 wsb regard that revenge trades back to even there are 10 that owe Robinhood a lot of money |
| Same. Sold half my port. Im not about to go back to october position. Give up on this manipulative market |
| I think they said to expect 9 out of 10 investments to fail in ipo and VC investments, you bet on 1 of them turn out to be the big winner to cover for all the losers. |
| Cool let me just go back in time 40 years before I was born and invest in these |
| same |
| Yeah gonna hit the gym. See y’all tomorrow |
| Can I get uhhhhh Poet V |
| It took 4 months of rigging the market to make ATH but only 1 day to break the back of the retail who built it |
| Inversed myself. Bought 20 TSLA. \n\nPaper handed sold. Regrouping. |
| https://preview.redd.it/us4c6wem4x1h1.png?width=320&format=png&auto=webp&s=036c3bdd8fe49ca528f40e002b65821a466eb411\n\n |
| trading this market is harder than getting the first singular tissue out of the tissue box |
| And they’re selling it again |
| MSFT, IGV, XLE calls |
| FIG good entry here |
| Software may be the most attractive play in the market right now. |
| The sentence was in future tense but sure. Stupid argument overall, but you just keep doubling down on an entirely different point even after original commenter clarified |
| jus say u jealous lil bro |
| theta gang eating good today |
| Less than 2% |
| 60 other countries use $ to symbolize their money but I'm sure you consider driving out of your state as "traveling" so you're excused. |
| Shakira acquitted of tax fraud\n\nThose hips don’t lie |
| Millions in volume to drop SPY $1. 20K to move it up $2 lmao |
| Buddy of mine that's knee deep in the AI hype got upset when I explained how Anthropic only has 7 billion in realized revenue and their 1trill+ valuation is utter nonsense. |
| Why is he posting pictures of himself with fake aliens |
| As you should |
| Rope |
| Just need to hit 742 for a second. |
| satellite data? are you saying you bought satellite data and comapred parking lots quater over quater and for multiple location? |
| Rigged market lol, only knows red for a few days |
| I disagree. Think the market will start pricing Tesla based on earnings and let spacex be the speculative future earnings stock. |
| AI robots gonna be doing your laundry when you’re old |
| Held calls over the weekend only NVDA can save me now |
| sandwiched between 737 and 736 LMAO |
| $TSLA LOL |
| Seeing the pump today. What happened to all their kiddy diddler problems? |
| Lunchtime pump while the boys get their slop bowls |
| I swear to god if you think ebola is a credible threat you are either young, tarded or both.\n\nYeah it makes great outbreak movie plots, its a terrifying disease that kills horrifically, and every few years it makes a news cycle because of that.\n\nUnless you are a third world village with zero modern Healthcare practices, there is a reason when ever someone does bring it back to a developed nation nothing happens.\n\nThese airborne virus on the other hand, can become very credible issues. |
| SNAP about to rocket this week, you’ve been warned. |
| Always have. |