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| 100% this |
| It’s not too late to join us. Intel is going to triple digits this year! |
| brodie we got 7000 on futes already this week. did you miss it? |
| I dont know but I've been holding intc since that time and my bags are very green |
| I’m salivating at earnings fomo that’s kicking in |
| Because It never traded so aggressively in its history until the recent demand of memory for AI companies. |
| Cant wait for dumpasourous rex on monday |
| I need MORE |
| What u Trading Bro? |
| just when the markets closed, this shit is insider trading on a sidenote, sucking a dick on the main |
| Sell half, get your money back, do it again. |
| Fuck i needed 7000 today. \n\nIf it doesn't hit Monday, I'm bigly fucked |
| Is that your projected grocery budget? |
| Goog will be up 30% this year |
| Who send nvda to dagestan to forget to go up |
| No he just has dementia and delusions of grandeur |
| Exactly my thoughts. |
| Nice, remy is the name of my dick |
| That depends. 45% on $40k, No. On $4M, Yes. |
| Monday green AF. |
| Fuck those oil execs are slobbin Trump's knob |
| well that wasnt so hard LMAO |
| i always leave the right sauce with ber in their mouth\n\n \nedit; sometimes it gets on their face but they do that tongue thing that donkeys do to lick it back up because "we dont waste food around here" says the ber |
| #I just want to bang out chicks, play with remy and drink whisky |
| Once NVDA joins the party it will make today look like it was red |
| Have you commented on every red candle it had today 😂 |
| Just remember how exponential growth both works for and against you. You now have to double you're money to gwt back where you were. Best not to let a single position determine your long term survival! |
| For *normal* people — probably shitty. For people invested great. |
| TSM earning next week. If everything turns out good, NVDA might run along with it |
| based wsb user \n\n \nbig rare. |
| Take the year off dude, it doesn’t get any better lol |
 Trump: ‘We are going to do something on Greenland whether they like it or not’ President Donald Trump said his administration will take action on Greenland "whether they like it or not." www.cnbc.com |
| **Ban Bet Created:** **/u/no_sporks** bet **TSLA** goes from **445.12** to **490.0** before **20-Feb-2026 04:27 PM EST**\n\nTheir record is 5 wins and 4 losses.\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| But I do all my investing on hype! |
| !banbet TSLA $490 6w |
| Was just wondering if anything happened, don’t get the hostility tbh. |
| booked a 45% return this month… do I call it quits? shares only lol |
| I like the dog as well but companies will move to whatever is cheaper unless they are very deep into their customization. I'd say they won't go broke but not making anyone rich either. |
| You are the “priced in” guy! You did the meme!🤣🤣🤣 |
| believe it or not but when most people lose their job they find a new one instead of coming to wsb to doomgoon ber porn while they burn their savings runway trying to exact revenge on the system that didnt appreciate their superior intelligence. \n\n \nwild concept I know. |
| Intel is the best thing that's happened to me |
| Rub one for Jensen too at this point |
| duck or corn? |
| What a week.\n\nRewarding myself with Lamb and Chicken Souvlaki |
| The upside down wasn’t wet enough looking, needed to be wetter |
| Ill delusionally believe in the cloud that took the shape of a bull as a sign were going up at least 1 more percent on Monday. |
| I think you need to show positions |
| It’s at record highs, oil is at 52 week lows, and it popped 3% on the news before selling off again. How exactly does this increase 61%? |
| Can’t wait for Super Bowl so I can go to dealership an hour before kickoff and get out in 30 mins with a new car at a huge discount |
| Ur moms butt is an opendoor technology |
| Jew hands typed this comment. |
| Any reason why people are gung ho about tessler today? I’ve been busy all day but managed to buy a call at market close. |
| Yep |
| What’s the price nvda has to go to for you to break even |
| TFW you know 🌽 bros and bers are seething\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/6koz9q3p5ecg1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=73b48ad6cccd5e793bf0aa10d929eff5951e4973 |
| My company ditched them because they were outrageously expensive. Like they would become the single biggest vendor spend if we kept growing usage (more than our base CSP bills). We switched to open source metrics collection and UI, which has been somewhat painful (since DataDog does have decent UC). But their pricing was simply not sustainable. |
| Alternative theory: they can make money going both ways |
| Might actually enable options just to buy puts lol |
| re-open the casino i wasn't finished |
| Gotta dca |
| Sure thing friend. See you at the top. (Might be at the top of a huge shit pile) |
| I got ugly feet😔😔 |
| OPEN THE GAYSINO!!! |
| Seeing all these gains makes me wanna kms |
| God dammit I’m holding on to so many dog stocks, every fucking day they stay red. Need old yeller these fucking things out back. |
| Glaze fest |
| Nvidia |
| Putting the geopolitics aside, if youre trading this, Id sanity check the timeline and whats actually investable here. Even if policy shifts, ramps in production and infrastructure dont usually show up in the tape overnight, and a lot of the juice might already be in the move.\n\nIf you want to play it anyway, a defined risk setup (spreads, smaller size, know your exit) feels way better than YOLOing naked calls into headline volatility.\n\nAlso, if youre into the "how narratives move markets" side, a few marketing style framing notes can be weirdly applicable, I keep some examples here: https://blog.promarkia.com/ |
| Oh no snail trail all over everything |
| Whoa |
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| Sell it short it, $15 incoming |
| Bought the ones expiring on january 15. strike is 696. Wbu? |
| If everyone becomes a millionaire through one shit coin it mathematically can't work. Whales would benefit only and tank it before the rest of you cucks can win |
| Yeah dumb people famously ask questions. |
| I went wildly ITM and 7dte coz I didn't wanna be unnecessarily risky but the likelihood of it not touching the low 690s the whole week seemed quite low. |
| I even made a point to take a knock at the current admin knowing that not-shitting on the current economy hard enough makes people assume I'm some pro-orangeman nut job. And it still wasn't enough.\n\n\nWages for the bottom 10% rose 40% from 2019 to 2024. I'm saying that was unsustainable. Taking politics entirely out of it. If you think 40% wage growth is sustainable, please tell me right now because there's nothing we're going to find common ground on. |
| I’m tired boss |
| This bulshit because i’m losing money on nvda |
| Take half now, let the rest ride |
| It’s already priced in retard |
| Oxy Exxon Chevron if you're still wondering what to do |
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| wow thats a clean 70k well done |
| We’re gooning to Lisa Su this weekend to manifest an AMD rally on Monday |
| We are open for business baby!! SPX 7150 1/30 |
| A potential treasury dump is in the cards if this Greenland thingy goes through\n\nI don't have enough brain cells to estimate the impact\n\nBut who ever is dumping treasuries will have to buy gold to strengthen their own currencies and maintain reserves. |
| Thank you APLD and BE for my single best week ever. |
| Dr appointment today. Can't wait for him to tell me i'm retarded |
| asian markets are sleeping (+12)\n\n \nyou'll get crypto volatility during western hemisphere overnight weekend hours (when americans are asleep and crypto bros are partying to fulfill a hole in their soul but when Jin-Soo, Tanaka, and Xutao Chang are well rested in their korean, japanese, and chinese/HK apartments. |
| You can’t mix Tylenol with Pabst Blue Ribbon! |
| #Me too |
| Nothing like watching MILF porn on phone closed to cuming and suddenly a whatsapp Group chat notification kicks in the screen |
| Sell and yolo half into near the money 0dte calls. Rinse. Repeat. |
| !RemindMe 1w |
| It’s literally my largest position? |
| That’s my advice, especially if you believe in the underlying company.\n\nJust be careful if you plan on writing any options with the shares. Could force you to sell/rebuy before the year is up. |
| It’s hard to find a stock that hasn’t pumped 15%+ YTD lmao |
| Yes |
| wtf should I do with this HIMS shit stock ?? |
| Now ask him about Israel lol |
| its up 50% since this post lol |
| open the damn casino |
| This is some weapons-grade copium my guy, Venezuela isn't getting invaded and XOM isn't going to $200 in a month lmao\n\n \nAlso bro really said "captured Maduro like it was Call of Duty" 💀 |
| Fun energy but to anybody actually considering this: 1. Priced in 2. No barrels have nor will be handed over in any sensible timeframe as the infra is rotting 3. Infrastructure is incredibly expensive 4. Oil is already incredibly cheap and oil companies stand to gain very little by diluting the already diluted supply 5. Priced in 6. Venezuele will not be paying shit as they can't afford to spook the bond markets by handing out money to everyone's gold buddies meaning a massive haircut is the best case scenario 7. Priced in |
| Fuck em |
| Downvotes in 3..2..1.. the muffdiver should be charged |
| 🤑😎🚀 |
| Don't go on the main subs and mention your gains. Made a simple comment that the economy is not doing that bad and got Perm banned for it. |
| This will be no correction lol, bers screaming correction don’t realise that it’s easier for big money to get richer by just pumping the market. Stocks won’t go down |
| Lol this meeting is hilarious |
| SLS I BTFD because of THE SCIENCE…lot of bad actors on the wrong side of this trade. 4th year of dosing for AML patients who typically have a death sentence and BAT is a toxic cocktail that makes you feel slightly less shitty. If you’re bashing SLS, you’re literally a shitty human being and I hope karma has its way with you. SLS FTMFW GO GO GAWDZILLA |
| IMO, yes. |
| Did the nana guy sell INTC? If not he’s loaded now |
| I’m keeping track of you lol |
| Can someone send me the meme of sundar with the grill and watch? |
| bers found a way |
| Today was the first day i abandoned TA and all that other shit completely and it ended up being my most profitable day of the month. Even found a 5 bagger at one point. Might just cash it out for good and go play texas hold em. I think the end results are about the same odds |
| How much fucking Tylenol did you have before writing this |
| What a great week. Felt almost impossible to lose money |
| >The US economy added just 50,000 jobs last month, but the unemployment rate fell\n\nAfter over 1 million layoffs in 2025, a drop in bucket |
| **Ban Bet Created:** **/u/Liquidtears** bet **RKLB** goes from **85.02** to **90.0** before **16-Jan-2026 04:21 PM EST**\n\nTheir record is 1 wins and 1 losses.\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| It was ALWAYS about the oil. 🤣 what drugs? |
| !banbet RKLB 90 7d |
| step 1: have $100k to dump into 0DTEs |
| Agreed |
| Created 300,000 virtual assistant positions. |
| Are you colorblind? Big red candle at the end of the day. |
| dont forget smoke opium with the ~~homies~~ azzizams\* |
| > TRUMP SAYS U.S. WILL TAKE GREENLAND BY “EASY OR HARD” MEANS\n\n> President Donald Trump said the United States will acquire Greenland either through negotiation or by force. Speaking to oil and gas executives, he argued that U.S. control is necessary to prevent Russia or China from gaining influence in the region. Trump added that while he respects Denmark, it should not own Greenland based solely on historical claims. |
| I got downvoted to oblivion a while back for saying SpaceX’s IPO will make musk an instant $Trillionaire.\n\nDepending on which part of this Bull cycle we’re in - its debut could even make him a 2X $Trillionaire. Seriously. \n\nJust picture it: By the Summer, Markets are still grinding higher on AI, Robots, Nuclear, personal flying machines, Quantum, Chia pets, etc. \n\nThrow in some “stimulus” Administrations ALWAYS pump before elections… it’s no coincidence tax returns reflecting: No Tax on Tips, SS, and OT will land right in the middle of Summer Q2; earning reports during Q3 are going to be absolutely 🍌s \nConveniently,in time for midterms.\n\nThrow in expected M&A-Banking bonanza, with a side of IPO mania (ChatGPT, DataBricks, SpaceX, and possibly Anthropic).\n\nOBBB is too much to even try to quantify. But just the single provision granting 100% full-year deductions is fk’ing nuts. \n\nThat right there is all the Bull Shit ingredients required to make markets fly high enough to, “slap the face of God.” |
| INTEL stock at $45 feels good man |
| The should have given him a boat, already has an RV |
| bears always sound like they have some fantastic advice and great ideas until you leave wendys and find out they gave you the wrong sauce and no napkins in the bag |
| damn. i was eyeing 1,420.69 but I totally forgot about boobs. everyone loves boobs. \n\n \nI am revising my PT for spy down to 800.85 for reasons pertaining to the macro outlook. |
| LUNR better make a comeback to 20 next week |
| I'm upvoting "Vixologist." |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/blazinghor0 made a bet that SOFI would go to 29.0 within **3 days** when it was 26.94 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 0 wins and 3 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
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| No. Because I don’t trade like WSB does 😂\n\nSecured profits on deep ITM spx calls I bought on the morning when it hit 6975 kept a couple free rides and bought plunge protection which ended up ITM. |
| Outside this subreddit it's a fucking mess |
| they vibe coded it |
| NY strip>ribeye |
| I will be back |
| Idk my calls still worked out today |
| Look for a stock that gapped up 10% since yesterday's close following positive news --> see if it continued to rise during today's Premarket, with no pullback --> expect it to dump on MO as traders take profit --> go short capitalising on this move, taking profit too.\n\nThat's exactly what happened with TLRY. |
| 🤦♂️ well at least you are a smart guy and have stop losses. I gamble without them |
| 368 backward looking, 54 forward looking. Amzn is at 30 forward looking. |
| Of course I am, what do you think I’m here for? Are you stupid? |
| I added leaps on that too. I taxed loss harvested my shares so I can't rebuy till Jan 30 |
| ATT was pinned at 24.15 for like an hour and at the end of the day went to 24.00 . The ex dividend date is Monday . This was so controlled it was impressive heh |
| I go to casinos just to dance on the tables and leave my thong there. |
| Anyone else putting their feet online to get more cash for Monday? |
| BOMBACLAT |
| His hairstyle is AI |
| Amd back to destroying mode |
| I finally bought some share today at the bottom. Have kept cushion for averaging down if it falls further |
| It means mostly that there is some activity that would not make any sense on a normal day. So a strike that is very far OTM that would only get hit if something really phenomenal or catastrophic happened |
| I need to see the loss porn of the dude who bought puts expiring today dudes gotta be in shambles unless he sold already |
| This meeting is actually fucking nuts. I wish I got puts |
| Why is the wsbapp so unresponsive and shitty. |
| ANTI GOOGL GANG |
| #TLDR\n\n ---\n\n Ticker: XOM\n\n Direction: Up 🚀\n\n Prognosis: Buy Jan/Feb $140C - $160C\n\n Catalyst: Trump yeeted Maduro to give Exxon the oil keys\n\n Wife's Boyfriend: Approved |
| how you can tell spy reflects your biggest loss by eod and not "the perfectly correct price it should be" at any point:\n\n \n3.5m volume sell wall in under a miunute after hours for SPY: moved 11 cents.\n\n \n240k volume on 5 minute candles during option trading hours: 15 cents to as high as 1.60 for no fucking reason. \n\n \nstop fisting your own asshole and calling it market manipulation. play the game the way it's played or keep meeting the same daily fate no matter what you buy/sell and when. \n\n \nrules of the game: make money number larger at EOD than it was at open of day. that's it. period. \n\n \nextra tidbit: the tail is wagging the dog. more money getting made daily/weekly selling options to retail regards than there is to be made on the underlying. it's extremely profitable, obvious, and much less stressful to slow walk the trend and cuck you daily on options than it is to have everyone with real capital knife fighting over what the correct price is on penny and nickel spreads. |
| No way Clarence Thomas didnt accept an RV to leak the tariff opinion to SOMEBODY. |
| Thank you.\n\nI find the downvotes reassuring - on here, it's usually a good sign |
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| Time to play in a real casino or do some parlays 🤑🎲 |
| Bigger balls than me |
| There’s two ways to look at it. One is there’s so much time left still which means lots of time to go way higher. The other is you literally doubled your money in 3 weeks. How often do you think that is going to happen for you? \n\nThere’s always going to be more opportunities. |
| Of course buddy |
| MY BROTHER 🥹 |
| Right now! 47c for Chicago Bears contracts. DD = trust me bro |
| My call price should go to $34.00. Right now it is $12.74 |
| 3 years of price action in 1 week\n\nMost insane swings seen in a long time |
| Going to a real casino |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/Rrrandomalias made a bet that TSLA would go to 440.0 within **4 hours** when it was 444.186 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 11 wins and 54 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| You’re dumb |
| Had plenty today, thanks tho |
| Lots of potential choices. One way I like to play it is to sell a higher strike on the same expiration to turn it into a spread. You cap your upside but you immediately get capital back to buy something else you want, or to start a position in shares. If you can get your entire starting principal back by selling a higher strike, you’ve just earned free shares AND a chance for a decent profit on the spread. |
| SHLD calls up 75% this week. ITA calls up 45%. Micron up 18.5%. I think I’ll just let it ride next week |
| Pics |
| I have been looking into DataDog. I like their product even if logs are a bit janky. That said, I am having a hard time with the current valuation. At 26% yearly revenue growth the forward PE multiple at 54 seems a bit pricey. Their product is also relatively easy to replace. |
| They said "lmao fuck your puts and calls" |
| A pedophile is telling us that the only thing keeping him in check is his morality. 💀 |
| Lmao you’re going to give yourself an aneurysm |
| Dudes lost his mind. forgot whos sitting around him. |
| My crayon is stuck. Some help please? |
| Bigliest people there |
| Thank you for the correction, I too had no idea and would've been pissed come tax time 2027 😅 |
| It has made me so much money! I bought it in 2025 for $25 PS on a long hold. It rose so high so fast that I sold half of it at $100 and have been buying back on every major dip since it went under $60 PS z as while back. I will never sell it again. Easy money. Just hold. Did a similar thing with ONDS. Also a growth money machine. |
| The Weekend Thread is peak WSB. Only those with no social lives are left. I love you guys. |
| Spy 700 next week |
| The tariffs being pushed to next week was tactical for major companies so we will see what insider shit happens over the weekend |
| So are we degening into oklo sub 100? |
| tomorrow u gotta stay with ur wife champ |
| Monday is so far away |
| Step 1. Look at losses from prediction markets\n\nStep 2. Instead of subtracting losses from total number, dont. \n\nStep 3. Theres your new number |
| Idk bro I consider half a percent in 10 minutes on a 4 trillion company kinda interesting, was wondering if there was a reason. |
| NFLX need to run |
| Trump with Fallout pin is crazy |
| Nah i made it all week. Today was the flush 😭 |
| Trust the 12-step process |
| Let's call today a tax loss harvesting session |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/EmbarrassedKoala3982 made a bet that SPY would go to 700.0 within **10 hours** when it was 690.02 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 0 wins and 7 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
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| I watch the stock too, on days like this where mms kill options, the sp gets sticky and want us to hold longer. I too believe it'll be flat and slightly red comes Monday |
| Wow |
| Got out of my 🌈 puts at close for only 7% down. That’s a win and a lesson and a reminder how 🌈 puts are. \n\nWeekend bros 🍻 |
| Holy shiii that worked out perfectly. Stupidity works wonders |
| You should check on how much money you're losing to interest. it's probably a lot |
| I’m up 18k this year on just shares \n\nThe rich get richer isn’t a lie |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/Suomalainen1010 made a bet that TSLA would go to 464.27299999999997 within **3 days** when it was 433.9 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 0 wins and 1 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| APLD won today |
| *watches one tom lee video* |
| AImazon |
| They said "maybe next week idiots" |
| hope everyone is having a lovely Friday |
| If you're up 100%, cash in and reinvest the original amount again. |
| Random ones too. Bought Google leap before people were talking Google. Same with intel. Had quantum leaps when the shares were like a dollar each. Right now I’m soaring on RDW and ONDS leaps. |
| 747.69 |
| Allahu akbar riots go very, very hard |
| Nice gains bro, happy for you! |
| Nah, clown |
| Thank you sir for your service! |
| no! No, you put that back. Only winners get to have those |
| So what did the supreme court say. It was supposed to be +/- 3% today listening to the retards yesterday |
| Not you, but a lot of people. |
| It's crazy how when you have proper risk controls you can get stopped out on 4/6 trades and feel like I did horrible trading today, but I'm up 10k lol |
| https://preview.redd.it/t1zhex4u3ecg1.jpeg?width=293&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=10eeb586d53ffc7f20dd4db9da964820cc0c1bc2\n\nPapa says you're mad |
| Where’s the crash? GANG GANG |
| Today was either the start of a new rally or exit liquidity. Stay tuned next week to find out.... |
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| $FUKD |
| At some point some good news or numbers will appear and it will generate interest and price reevaluation to greater extent than it can be suppressed by options market stuff |
| SNDK gaped me. Hasn’t happened to me in about 2 days…smh |
| I suggested this, top brass said fuck that. Chose DD cuz “cheaper”. Guess what hasn’t been cheaper. |
| Not here lol |
| Very good timing! |
| B O O K S\n\nC O O K E D |
| Up 30% for the year 🙂 |
| 🫵👄 |
| Spend some time around here, we'll fix that right up for you in no time |
| I made that joke before you |
| Loading up on NFLX |
| I dunno I post it when I get em, yes that’s it mango, give us the insider knowledge |
| You are that guy , the fact you dont get the joke. Its so funny, your retarded just like the retarded meme. |
| Hi it's me |
| A win is a win. \n\nNo matter how ugly it is. |
| Just repeat another 10 times, dude |
| No there wasn’t 😂 |
| Everything at aths and ripping. But digital gold is just going sideways |
| LIES |
| Tomorrow is gonna be flat after today |
| People don’t know what a recession really is in the US since the 1930’s |
| Love the Iranians. They fuck shit up last night then go home and chill, get some sleep, grab a shower. Pray? probably...\n\nThen get up at 8pm ready to fuck shit up again lol |
| 🎱 |
| A lot of yall won money today\n\nFuck yall I ain’t happy for you |
| We already knew you’re gay. |
| So now that SPY $694.20 has been breached, what’s the next hat we should be ordering? SPY 700 is too close, we’ll see that in a week. QQQ 694.20 seems repetitive.\n \nSPY $800.85? (>!BOOBS!<) \nBTC $0? |
| Actually you need to exercise to start the clock to hit long term cap gains…you can hold an option 2 years but if you sell it and realize the gain, it becomes a short term gain…I learned that this year to my sadness |
| Buy high sell low thanks for playing\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/sgfelsyl3ecg1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=43b736a74cc58eb9c57568d8fe0192fdd49e449a |
| Yes. But also there was a sharp sell off right at the end of the day. |
| Where’s the crash? THETA CUCKS AND DUMB BERS, the best of friends |
| The president of Colombia just arrived with 10 briefcases |
| You are both probably right and wrong |
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| Where’s all the cum |
| Some SPY puts ought to do the trick. |
| > your a sovereign citizen \n\nthanks |
| Open on Monday at 690 then back on track to 700 eow 🌝 |
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| This is just a daydream I just had and not financial advice. You need to move it to some account platform that shows a higher balance amount. Like a fake made up stock account like Bernie Madoff had when he showed the feds his fake account he modeled after the actual stock market platform showing he actually had active trades. I’m not saying to do this but you have to do this🤣. Then invest the real money in bitcoin and when it goes to a million you go legit. |
| Ughhhh….. sad but true |
| I fking knew algos were in total control of Tesla. And that shit closing at 445.01 proves my point . I expected a sell off before noticing that algos were toying around so I sold at a net loss (-6%) . Was debating on holding over weekend but to risky. I do think these past few days are dead cat bounces |
| 16Jan 700P when SPY was 695..If it touches 690 anytime during next week, position will be up +50% |
| I bought TMC on 1-1-26 because of this post and sold January 7th. +25%. Thanks |
| What strike price and dte for RKLB leaps when the stock eventually comes down? |
| VIX |
| Im gonna buy more next week, i hold amdl though not amd |
| LONG Apple...Apple TV will take us home.\n\n \n\*sarcasm |
| I like ddog at 85 |
| 60k in 2 week out PUTS at the pico-top. Pls do some crazy shit over the weekend and let me continue this generational run |
| Nice. I am negative -20% so far |
| My first friday coming out ahead in a while. Feels good |
| Good |
| SLV buying hookers this week. GOOGL puts buying them on Monday. |
| what does the new video say? Does it show the guy behind her car yelling at her to leave? |
| They do pay a dividend\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/nwkwcckb3ecg1.png?width=2731&format=png&auto=webp&s=68bda407bbe83d1544e155098d1e9d3215d44a80 |
| Thanks! |
| I had this exact same situation with UNH and STLA. My options were a a year out and some even two years out. Both were up significantly. UNH cratered and lost $60 and I lost the vast majority of my profits. STLA dropped $2.00 and I lost the vast majority of my profits. Something unforeseen came up and I needed the money. Ended up taking around $100,000 loss because I couldn’t wait 3-12 months for the positions to recover. I’d take profits and possibly reenter with a new position less your profits. |
| once it’s sub 200 |
| Gambling? Nah, it’s *strategic optimism* |
| #I don’t post here on the weekends anymore |
| Was the participation rate also up or down? |
| My broker told me I have this thing called "Pawfet." It sounds nasty. How do I get rid of it? |
| Outperforming 90% of the sub. |
| Full ported |
| Hold what’s ur break even price |
| Maybe eow next week |
| Been a great day |
| Hes like these fucking windmills are Chinese junk and make this country look like a junk yard\n\n🤣🤣🤣 |
| Wait he leaked the numbers last night?? |
| Nice man you going with the fisher price lake house model from Walmart? |
| Alright, markets closed. Time for Doordash Team Six to go grab a Danish and maybe pick up some Cubans. |
| Time to go get some Indian food then to the spot to get a rusty trombone… |
| Forever |
| Bot |
| His guy never got confirmed - department of labour is being managed by an interim director who’s a lifetime civil servant. \n\nThere is no guy |
| They already have slipped ads in - video “quests” |
| Bot |
| Down 10% YTD and only starting the second week of the year lmao |
| I sure hope so for my call. |
| Probably. Some wild shi going to happen this weekend to spook the market a bit 😬 |
| Who else loafing up on this juicy amd dip?? |
| Roll your position higher in strike and "lever up" meaning to buy more contracts. If you have 3 contracts sell those and buy 5 or 6 at a higher strike price. This is calling rolling. |
| Why, just why |
| What grows from that |
| You're a europoor |
| I bought NVDA calls ($11K) when it was at $210, still holding them though, expire on 18 Jun 26. Shall I sell them for a loss (-61%) already or hold them? |
| Forget being an MM making a percentage off of every trade made, I want to make a dollar every time some regard here types the word manipulated |
| I’m up well over 200k on Reddit. |
| How was there a market capable of revenge spending during the previous admin and why did it only grow until the administration change?\n\n\nThat makes 0 sense. Especially considering the amount of money handed out to maintain spending by the Covid administration (PPP loans, Covid checks).\n\n\n\nIf it was truly "revenge spending" it would coincide closer with when lockdowns ended rather than with administration changes, but instead we saw a gradual reconstruction of our economy through policy such as the infrastructure act.\n\n\n\nMeanwhile the current admin is destroying international trade agreements, enacting massive tarrifs, and seizing congressionally appropriated funds to keep our markets functioning and laborers mobile.\n\n\n(Also mobilizing armed secret police in major trade hubs to attack laborers and citizens)\n\n\nIts fucking crazy the wool pulled over peoples eyes. We can look at the last 8 or so administration's, the majority of which predate the pandemic, that repeat this pattern time and time again and still believe this shit.\n\n\nEven if it is true, to make the claim with virtually no data is ridiculous. |
| Bot |
| Nice move for TSAT today.. been trying to spread the word |
| Mango saying maybe gov shut down end of month |
| Lost my whole port on 0DTE TSLA puts. Farewell all |
| I did not know of the screen shot rule/curse fack |
| Are you blind |
| 20x spy debit puts ready for red monday, 693/692. |
| So adapt accordingly. Even if you’re expecting a move to play out tomorrow or in a few days, buy 2-3 weeks til expiry |
| Hell of a day for real |
| Stock line go up, we can make money.\n\nStock like go down, we can make money. \n\nBut we somehow never make money. |
| Killer start to the year with port being up 155%. Let’s see if I can keep this going. Still down 93% - 71k lol. |
| Charles Schwab with 10T AUM to be chairman BoD. This sub still can't do basic DD |
| https://wendys-careers.com/ |
| $135 dollars today scalping. Schwab made more in fees from my trades than I did. See yall Monday for more degen shit and whatnot. |
| I in fact did not know the rules... fack |
| Yeah I should probably keep my base lots in both and swing trade the top off and on until it poops itself out. |
| Oklo puts might the move on monday |
| I think the Nobel peace prize comes with money. I bet trump makes her give him the money too, before he makes her president. |
| How long this fuckery will last? |
| Please do you really think I was holding today ? 🤓💰 |
| …. Guy what |
| Just fullport micron. |
| In all cash for the weekend. |
| HEAVILY manipulated due to options. It's a theta paradise |
| I know we shitpost here mostly but it’s genuinely depressing seeing this shit happen. There’s people celebrating it because “she deserved it”. Broken brains. |
| Bro did yall see the spike in SPX puts 1 min to close? |
| Looks like my Monday puts are gonna print. Shame MMs didn't let my 0DTE's print. Five bear traps in a single day is wild |
| Freeport-McMoran Inc. -> `56.515` (2.295 / 4.233%) |
| good attitude and the right spirit for this game. good luck on your trade and all the best and many gains in the year ahead. |
| !p FCX |
| What are the odds of SPY opening at 700 on Monday? Asking for a friend. |
| Exercise if you want to hold them so you can start the clock to flip to long term gains |
| +$10k this week, probably -$10k next week. |
| You know the rules, you took the screenshot. Time to sell and pay the tax man. |
| $1000 interest balance |
| Lol |
| Are the ”diamond hands” here in the room with us right now, Mr. HIMS investor? |
| I had the right direction today, just OTM and it expired worthless. Fuck me |
| Are you high? It's up over 3% in 2 days. \nFucking regard |
| AMD is down 1% while meme stocks pumped 15% lol |
| Fucking hell they ate so good off NVDA this week man \n\nA week straight of pumping and dumping it at the open like some fucking shit coin then conveniently closes right at max pain \n\nOnly 130 million shares in volume (112 right before it closed), just algos trading it all day |
| Thank you AAPL. I shorted it all week right through this morning. I enjoyed our time together. Call me |
| Fucking over options |
| Good evening |
| I sold all my physical silver. Silver's going to be up only from here on in my friend. 80/ounce is not a price that will ever be seen again. |
| https://archive.ph/20251212152643/https://www.wsj.com/economy/jobs/fed-chair-jerome-powell-says-u-s-may-be-drastically-overstating-jobs-numbers-741c635d |
| When I grow up, I want to be like you. Down 20% on my apple calls i picked up this week. |
| $30 is $30 is what I like to say when I’m mowing the neighbor’s lawn. |
| The last 3 hours my port changed by as much as 0.3% wtf |
| Take a break for a week, if you can’t step away then you seriously need help. No need to make another play to know that |
| Same with gold. Why would I need gold? I’m certainly not using it for anything other than to sell it for more dollars. |
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| Explain NVDA price action to me like I am 5 years old 😖 |
| NVDA double bottom. monday funday? |
| welcome back |
| I’m mostly on the sidelines, it looks like it’s a new normal, but it’s scary to imagine a correction |
| I wish I were high on potenus |
| Bro. I was about to sell for loss then said let it ride and got a 3x. |
| Not to brag, but I’ve been trading great this year. Up over $100! |
| Hello all I am ready for advice again!! |
| The gold chart looks like it could keep going. Silver is always a wildcard. |
| Not yet, but their integrations with everything steam and video games is second to none. So stands to reason they could advance on enterprise apps with relative ease |
| \*Your |
| Sicko admin. The type of admin who will try and burn the market down if they can’t keep it green |
| I wouldn't trust a single data coming out of this administration. |
| Buying a yacht and lake house with today’s gains once settlement occurs. \n\nGreen calls and green puts. God I do love spx. |
| For every one of these there’s 1000 that lose it all |
| This LMT thing really was egregious. We don't even have time to process the manipulation, it's happening too fast. |
| ASTS is a money glitch and will keep printing |
| Apple is a dying company.\n\n \nSent from my iPhone |
| I said no half truths. The only company in a term agreement with terrapower for HALEU is Asp Isotopes. Terrapower has no other source for HALEU at this time. Full stop.\n\nTrying to be self-righteous and talking about half truths while deliberately twisting factual information is incredibly ironic.\n\nEdit: LMAO good job deleting your comments to try and hide your tracks u/fiveacequeenjack |
| https://preview.redd.it/w0tuiw2f2ecg1.jpeg?width=1206&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8bb29910b9edc4895844af16ee673a70ebe87fae\n\nI give you my crown |
| That's the dream! |
| Yeah like 3 cents above the past one haha, this is probably gonna correct before the next ATH |
| Its like the market is designed to remove me from my money |
| Just buy like two weeks out and hold? |
| Hey do you know why ddog is drilling the earth's core |
| But discord does integration with steam and video games so well. It stands to reason they can take over entreprise if they chose to target that market. |
| SNDK is legit a money glitch... |
| I've stopped throwing more cash at silver and gold miners and just holding, there must be a correction soon. Am I regarded? |
| Not letting him go until he awards the Maduro Peace Prize |
| For anyone thinking "this is it" just google all the white women cops have murdered over the last 20 years and nobody gives a shit. This is not "it."\n\n \nI give up, it's full on 10000% inflation, let's roast this fucking shithole on the way out. Nothing is going to stop this market until superpowers start nuking each other. |
| you're social security number is a secret bank account funded by the US government, you don't have to pay taxes just tell the nearest government official that you're a sovereign citizen |
| If you need the money now, or have a better place to put it, then sell.\n\n~~Otherwise, you could hold until a year after your purchase date, and then it'll be long term capital gains, so the tax rate is better.~~ nvm I stand corrected \n\nYou could also sell, and buy a different call for the same stock (rolling). |
| It is a boomer stock now. Might as well introduce an actual dividend. |
| Congrats\n\nYou are retarded |
| CRAYONS DOWN |
| Held 2k of SPX puts till 3:59 just to make $36 (would've been 2.3k profit if I held 1 more minute and let it settle cash) AMA |
| Nvda and corn can't keep it up, every surge is being sold. Fun money time is coming to a close, take profits now or say goodbye to them. |
| Yeah drawing the lines puts the corner at around wednesday. Gonna be weird. |
| 1 DTE needed to cash out EOD |
| Is it monday yet |
| Wait did we kidnap Maduro so Trump could pretend he won a trophy? |
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| Fair. Still closed at ATH tho |
| never heard of it |
| !banbet ONDS 16 7d |
| Apple is lazy as hell, they could spend way less money just distilling thier Ai from the top performer, this isnt a good sign, the R and D is needed esp when they have a shit ton of money and even spending a few bill wont be a prob. |
| bers every monday: **"THIS WEEK IS THE CRASH"**\n\n\n\nbers tues-fri: **"THIS MARKET PISSING ME OFF"** |
| I hope SPY goes up 3% then, 1% for each put over call. |
| I loaded up on IWM puts. Fuck |
| if it's good enough to screenshot... |
| Atleast i'm making bank. stay in school rookie |
| Rode up the entire Robinhood 200% rally in 2025 and now my constant need for dopamine hits is considering selling because its consolidating after a 200% move |
| Try turning it off then on again |
| Sell and put in VOO |
| This is exactly how apple operates. \nFor a long time they relied on Qualcomm and intel for their processors to be “cutting edge” \nBehind the scenes improving efficiency on their own products, and soon iPhones and Mac’s got apple silicone. \n\nI believe they’ll do the same with llms |
| Love these "yolo'd 100k from my $20M trust fund & you can too!" posts. /s\nAll profit posts should be required to list the initial investment capital too. \n\n\n"Made $70 profit on RDDT calls in 30 minutes" is the exact same gains. |
| I have to maybe end it. Or. Idk. I lost alot the last 3 days. I have 1 more play to make it back or I seriously need help. |
| from 23k to 30k |
| APLD was my all-star this week. Most my profit came off it. |
| Why is it that i sell my puts for 695 at a 50% loss at 3.40 and at 3.50 there is finally the pullback ive been waiting for since 1pm. \n\nThe days i wait it doesnt come. |
| Someone has to challenge people like you who post half-truths about these companies to try to pump your positions. \n\nThe chance that these speculative, promotional, experimental, unprofitable (but not for the executives that are milking shareholders) companies payoff for shareholders is near zero. \n\nGood luck. |
| Hmm... Maybe I should start playing RDDT stock\n\n I should look into this company |
| what do you think i’m here for\nare you stupid? |
| \*cries in holding an AMD position\* |
| Super berish close. 680 Monday morning. |
| 40k from jumping! fr? |
| QQQ back to 623 on Monday. |
| I lost $10k in the last 20mins lol |
| imagine buying call at ath on goog |
| You didn’t see how we just dropped a point in like 5 seconds right before close? Retail can’t do that |
| Shorting Rklb wish me luck guys |
| Thank you for the explanation and advice. I will take it. I realize its not for me. Just astonished by the % of returns. |
| locked in my goog puts |
| Better than me |
| NVDA wil you ever get huge bone again |
| NVDA is a fucking joke at this point |
| Man what a good week. Felt like I had a crystal ball this week. Unfortunately now I have no fucking idea what's going to happen. SLV shares and chill next week maybe. |
| I don't mind, it's just silly banter. Best of luck to us |
| Bers lied, VIX died. |
| If he didn't sell, he's up 300k.\n\n\n\nIf he sold and then watched it skyrocket, he's probably in a ditch somehwere. |
| What if I bring 20 friends? 😳 |
| you can try, but the reason my banbet record is bad is I purposely make crazy out of the money bets to limit my reddit usage. This is one of the lower ones. My 1 win was something stupid like LUNR +40% in 1 day. Most are +100%-300% in 1 week or less |
| HIMS getting fucked while market makes Ath everyday thought people would buy this shit in new years |
| casino is closed, please leave |
| “My Google, my Arrakis, my Dune” |
| How much did you lose today. Time to come clean |
| There surely can’t be anything that will bring gold down! |
| Dump? |
| Congrats? |
| This dude is fuckn something else. |
| I'm gonna cum |
| Average Tesla bull retard |
| Just give it to him already |
| Loved that WDC final green spike minute before close more than i love my gf |
| Apple has to bounce next week right? 9 straight red days. Down -6% to start the year off of no news.. absolute ridiculous |
| Handies and blowies all weekend. Bring a friend for 5% discount |
| Not holding options over the weekend, it feels liberating lol |
| Base hits are better than the degenerates who blow up their entire portfolio on 0 DTEs |
| Dont even look |
| Can't see the image but based on this being WSB weekend thread it's probably either massive gains or someone's wife's boyfriend buying them a new car |
| Wym I’m not known for being a math guy |
| Remind my May puts |
| I just checked my 1 week performance for my $200k+ account, fully margined holding 5 different high beta stocks.\n\n+$6.03 (0.00%)\n\nJesus christ man |
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| Stop being a brokie then |
| I'm no longer a top commenter?! this is bullshit! |
| hate days when "LFGGGG 🚀" guys win |
| He was just trying to distract everyone from Cambridge Analytica fallout |
| Sorry |
| JFK had to turn Ms. Monroe's onlyfans to a blind trust just so his predecessor could leak bls data for clout smdh 😒 |
| Entered in last min puts, guaranteed millionaire on Monday morning |
| Tired of AI written business news articles that aren’t worth shit |
| Wanted to bet against ASTS but then remember I’m not a rookie and IV crush will skullfuck you all the way to Sunday |
| When NVDA goes to $210 again |
| Im not willing to play this game\n\nI will sit on fence and wait for the dip |
| Any idea why Google is sinking?\n\nEdit: looking at the fucking graph, regards. There was significant movement right before close. |
| grrrr |
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| Being poor means praying everything holds until Monday so you can avoid daytrades 😔 |
| Is this a question about subtraction? |
| I’m waiting for someone to photoshop Charlie’s face on her. Then we can all heal |
| HEY TOM LEE - sum fing wong |
| What’s the opposite of brrrr. Thats what my portfolio is doing right now |
| That NBIS IREN selloff was crazy |
| Costco sweet kale salad iykyk |
| Options? What strike and date? |
| Puts are obvious and thus will not print 🤓👆 |
| last few minutes saved my port from burning 23k 🤡 |
| Ahh, a fellow regard |
| sold all my gold @ 4000/oz. Feelsbadman. |
| Casino is closed go enjoy your weekends you degenerates |
| having a small account sucks i’m up 166% aka not even 2k |
| Going to absolutely fuck up Olive Garden then close out Applebees tonight |
| Tidy 15% on BAER today. More next week |
| The MMs are shiesty jackals |
| Imagine being a tard and not holding silver over the weekend.. |
| You can now enjoy the gains for a full 2 days |
| Lmao. maybe ask your favorite chatbot for the RSI formula for a timeseries and try to think about it for a minute before calling someone a retard. I'm guessing you're american? |
| Silver up 10% this week. |
| SPY puts to calls is 3 to 1 lmao we are gapping up Monday |
| Holy smokes that last minute SPX dump netted me 3x |
| Hope someone bought puts at the top today |
| What an insane week for AMD. Lost 10% 😬 |
| Finished green again, every day in 2026 so far green! Thank you Amazon |
| Pin the weekend thread you cowards. |
| congrats |
| Up 6% for the week so I guess that is something |
| Workhorse Group +5% YTD\n\nYour value stock with moderate P/E: -17,5% |
| Lmao, imagine still using the daily discussion thread. Couldn’t be me. |
| Lmao that was a dirty way to not pay out those 694c’s |
| MM's made sure QQQ 627 calls didn't print. |
| Dropping $1K on the Niners. |
| Holy algo dump on close lol |
| did you calc it or jus buy quick |
| https://preview.redd.it/14pcnhe91ecg1.png?width=500&format=png&auto=webp&s=537c2b1d868d2a72f20491cdc6bac7906a6d6c37 |
| So I'm a fucking genius I guess. Your welcome anyone who followed the 694 close last 30 min |
| https://preview.redd.it/rvu6izq81ecg1.png?width=316&format=png&auto=webp&s=1d748405ed77fc0d4ba6a9ac7a25b74f55c1fe55 |
| Gained 11% in 2025 but lost thousands to prediction markets. Does anyone know how I can see how much I would have gained if I did not do this? |
| https://preview.redd.it/x7bem5n81ecg1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=618743b479a22ec1700a33ac57b31c7835257a45 |
| I was the one, who shorted at the end of the day |
| NVDA is the only one in Red, and everyone says it should be at $250 by now...but.. |
| damn my bad. i also just copped some pooters myself. hope for your sake we gap down so you can sell for a fattttt profit at open. \n\n \nyou didnt have to tell me youre a girl because none of these jabronies are smart enough to buy ITM puts let alone on a forward expiry. sorry for being a prick - i actually wish more girls traded/participated in finance/wsb but it's also not lost on me why if they are here, they dont reveal themselves to these CoD lobby ass clowns |
| Wednesday |
| Hold silver over the weekend? I don't even trust holding it overnight, too many markets with too many rugs to hold a position while the casino's closed. |
| https://preview.redd.it/2jwxzd421ecg1.jpeg?width=810&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=657d48783e7abff789ce9244af6fd8fdf992f8e6 |
| Count the votes! |
| QQQ back to 623 on Monday |
| at this rate Im going to end up red today, wtf |
| Nobel prize in economics for funding $3T spending with $300b tariffs |
| Nvda cant pump for it’s life. It’s so insane |
| It’s all over my belly |
| I’m proud of myself for somehow making money on Apple calls bought this week. Greatest achievement in my trading career so far |
| Lemonade |
| Even though I agree with you on the quality factor, you're still paying a massive premium for the quality, it's still really expensive. |
| Thanks Bears! Dumb fucks lol |
| INTC gonna drop like a rock after close…\n\nEdit: 10 min and still holding on… |
| Because MMs are cheap bastards, everyone is bullish on NVDA |
| I think that happened because uncertainty ended. Also that was at the bottom. Now we are at the top. |
| Anyone know when KRKNF is going to stop being OTC and make it to the big leagues? |
| Robinhood's margin rate is 4% Etrade's is 14% LMAO |
| Some of you are still posting on the old chat and it shows |
| Gah rddt 😔 |
| That sounds tough, man. Work can be shit, can’t change that easily, but I’d say cut those side-hustles loose. They aren’t working anyway, so just do something fun with that time that isn’t about earning money, and maybe look for something social that’ll help you find some new people who like the same things you do |
| He can have it if he sends the market up 3% |
| how’d u run up 6k onna credit at 21 |
| Can you please sell META? Lmao joking but fuck, I’ve been getting rammed last earnings. |
| Down 6% today… |
| 0.0 |
| Hookers and cocaine for the weekend? |
| Imagine still posting in the daily thread |
| buying a stock that doesnt dump end of day feels insanely good |
| This is it boys, the next two minutes of SPY price action determines the state of our economy for the next 12 months |
| So they purposefully leak video evidence that makes them look even worse and 100% proves murder and still get support for it. Hmm.\n\nCalls. |
| My man! I'm in as well and have been for a few years now |
| Puts gyatting |
| All in on copper junior miner to get the most out of this bullrun |
| when tariffs? I was away all day |
| Worst close ever. Congrats bers ya screwed us all.... |
| Cmon spy stop the theta and start ripping. Dont stop til VIX is at 10 |
| Shrek arrives in aprox 75 seconds |
| I was wondering if that rumor was true. |
| The job growth and economic growth from everyone revenge spending was unprecedented and unsustainable. We're seeing that over-reaction correct itself to an extent.\n\n\nCurrent admin certainly isn't helping anything, but human nature seemed to assume the growth for lower paying jobs was just going to keep growing, and those people kept spending even as their wages stagnate. Now they've come back to reality and record high credit card debt. |
| Hope you guys got your puts ready |
| I would rather be a pussy than a 🌈🐻... |
| What should i drop 5k in shares on? 🤔 |
| Mango wants the nobel prize |
| Massive dump into massive pump incoming |
| You got time for one more retard idea |
| sharp buzzerbeater moves on big weights and LONGVOL into 4pm cutoff. hedging for swindle flush on the cheap |
| I’ve been doing that with IREN the past couple weeks, it’s glorious |
| Goooo Netflix!! |
| First, we're talking western production because duh. The fact you're trying to use sanctioned Russian enriched Uranium as a gotcha is goofy AF. You do realize that shit is illegal without a soon to expire waiver in the west like the US or any NATO countries right?\n\nSecondly, Centrus has never commercially produced HALEU. They buy it from Rosatom and have a waiver that lasts until 2027. As it stands they cannot produce HALEU at scale, they're struggling to produce LEU as it is. They made 900 kg of one of the heaviest substances on the planet. That's a fucking piss stream in the amount that is demanded. Terrapower for example wants up to 150 tons of HALEU aka 300,000 kg.\n\nSeeing your last comment it's clear that you're short on ASPI. Enjoy getting margin called in the future |
| Whats your play today |
| Puts it is! |
| Three month wedge in QQQ and SPY. Kind of interesting. |
| you ever wonder if nana guy sold? |
| LEMONADE BEFORE CLOSE |
| Uhhh |
| today is the top, for real\n\nscreenshot 👆🏿 |
| Whoever sold me ketamine and told me it was coke you’re in big trouble. I’m coming for you once my legs grow back and I become detached from my sofa 😡 |
| Now is a great time to buy- puts |
| What’s the correlation to a bad jobs report and the Intel pump |
| STOP THE COUNT |
| NVDA dumping, why? |
| Don't forget to bring a towel! |
| Congrats brother. Hopefully we can help you move it into six figures next week |
| bears paying for bulls dinner this weekend 🥂 |
| Lisa needs HIMS |
| All my models (eyeballing the chart) predict a 696 close. |
| "I like Columbia, hot chics" |
| Chips selling off.... |
| Add more puts |
| I promise I'll follow my own rules next week 🤞 |
| UGH \nApple was 10 MINUTES away from breaking this stupid streak but nope, back to red, what a treat. |
| SPY 680 = NFLX sub-$80. |
| This is the old thread. |
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| !banbet ONDS +50% 7d |
| Spy puts if you like money |
| Silver gotta break out this time |
| So many bag holders of mu who sold before this run up punching air right now |
| pussy money aint nothing |
| I’m masturbating into close! |
| I work on an institutional options desk. 100% of my port is IMSR. |
| I'm not listening to anyone on this sub ever fucking again until Monday |
| Imagine not loading the boat on NFLX here, lol |
| Is DJT wearing a pin of himself LOL |
| It is a robot company ain't it? Why so surprised |
| Any spicy earnings play for today after hours? |
| Net worth moved into seven figures today. Would have happened sooner if I hadn't discovered this place 🥰 |
| TSLA |
| Not funny if true |
| I'm sure they've sold all their data long time ago and many times already. |
| Tesla forcing 445+ was the most algo shit I saw in a minute |
| Oil corps |
| Next move OP lol |
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| So the scotus tariff decision won’t matter\n\nWhite House has already said they’d just pivot to 2 other laws if this one was struck down essentially resetting the process |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/banditcleaner2 made a bet that MU would go to 320.0 within **3 days** when it was 344.165 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 7 wins and 14 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| got some calls today |
| LEMONADE BEFORE CLOSE |
| For me, it's not the complexity but in the integration across Google products. You know how airplane tickets received in Gmail are loaded into Calendar most of the time? For those times that aren't, mostly because the automatic parser can't read it, I just screenshot it and load it into Gemini Pro and get all the relevant information in. This wasn't possible to be done correctly a year ago when I tried the same. Gemini Flash that powers the native Gemini chatbox in Gmail is getting there too.\n\nI also use Pro for some queries where I don't know the exact terms I need to search for, or how to get there. It's smart enough to break down the problem and give me results that go above and beyond what I was looking for, and tell me how it got there. GPT does the same, but it relies on a limited subset of Google search results. Google has no such limitation because they own the capability.\n\nGoogle's strength and moat has always been integration across its products, partially made possible by generations of AI way before GPT was a thing. The latest and upcoming generations of Gemini open up a lot of low hanging improvements in all its services and possibly a revitalisation of the lagging smart home sector. |
| Will NBIS ever go back to 110, what shitty bleed |
| bear lost money today? |
| senk yu |
| Theyre generous alright! 🤣🤣🤣 |
| BREAKING: NVDA ARRESTED FOR CLOSING RED |
| Your first sentence is inaccurate - TENEX/Rosatom is a commercial producer of HALEU.\n\nYour 2nd sentence is inaccurate - Centrus is closest to producing HALEU because it actually has done so. \n\nASPI is a nuclear long-shot with near zero chance of being successful, primarily because of the questionable trustworthiness of management, who are currently stuffing their pockets with millions of dollars of shareholders' money. |
| michael F. burry |
| yeah, that's exactly my point. |
| A taaaaale as old as tiiiiiiime |
| hope all pretty latinas have a good day |
| Unless NFLX announces they pulling out of this deal it’s gonna just keep floundering, I’ll hold for 1 more week but the fact it hasn’t bounced with this much market strength is concerning. |
| Way too volatile but I’m going to see how it plays out |
| People like mango cause he just says whatever the fuck crosses his mind. Zero filter |
| Carvana is printing |
| I'm sure they've sold all their data to all data companies and their dogs long time ago. |
| Jeremy Segal needs to loosen his tie. Looks like it’s choking his neck hard enough to where his head might pop off. |
| 694 in the next 5 min and we party at my place this weekend |
| We stare, and regret 😞 |
| Good work today, you guys |
| somebody somewhere is being murdered as you read this comment |
| Your "point" refutes itself, you dumb bitch. \n\n\nThese corporations are taking finished, functional housing out of the market. They're renting them out at the literal highest price they can, and because no individuals can *own* their housing, it's just a question of trying to afford rent in a house or an apartment. \n\n\nIf houses become available to purchase by individual home buyers, that takes them out of the competition. Poor people are no longer competing with slightly less poor people for the cheapest rentals, because the slightly less poor can actually *buy the fucking house* for the price of rent with a mortgage. \n\n\nThen these slightly less poor people **own fucking houses**, which makes them downright middle class, and the people who remain poor REALLY don't have to worry about competing for apartments. \n\n\nYou've developed a stupid, bad idea with no connection to reality. |
| NBiS is a day traders dream. The movement on that stock is insane |
| Large percentage of discord chats are memes, pepes, shit talk. How valuable is that for training ai? |
| I make more in a day/week than you make in a year... |
| To the guy who sold me these AMD $250 calls,\n\nRespectfully FUCK YOU. |
| Someone ask a question about metals lol |
| Nbis and asts rejected 100 hard |
| This end of day spike on GEO means next week gonna be hella fun. 20+ |
| Can carvana die? Please |
| That's a hell of a mechanism to bully corporations. |
| SpaceX gonna IPO with higher market cap than NVDA at this rate |
| I'm a girl, but yeah port ultra cooked today. Looks like my 695p for Monday are gonna print though |
| Lmao nvda going red by close |
| 5 minutes before close will determine how next week looks. |
| almost bought 0dte puts 10min ago, fuck |
| We know |
| Literally 4 hours of MMs stranglefucking the market to prevent options from paying out. Only time it's worthwhile to bother trading is the first 1-2 hours then just go do something else by noon. |
| Sold out FCX at 56.6 (cost 51.3) and took profit, 😆😆😆 |
| I like it. |
| Aging like the finest milk 😂 |
| lmao Apple, they’re never finishing green again |
| ##Getting frothy out there, time to rotate into safety of deep OTM TSLA calls and Corn for the weekend. |
| Because SPX is slightly sorta kinda barely trickling up. |
| As far as I'm aware they normalize figures to adjust for seasonality. |
| Why silver flip |
| I sold puts |
| Dumpy |
| The correct answer was Tesla good luck next time contestants |
| Nope realized losses does not affect tfsa room at all... where did you see that lol |
| AMD is doing that for me |
| Yeah, but the point of my post is that reddit and discord are very different. You can stumble upon reddit by accident and see their ad, discord you've to actively use it. |
| Maybe |
| they absolutely murdered my boy VIX today |
| Holy crap u have to have 1200 karma to comment on game sucks subs no wonder it’s a hopeless echo chamber |
| CALLS ! |
| Huh I guess I could take more profits for more cat treats why not |
| PLTR 200 call options expiring 3/20/2026. He is cooked. PLTR is a scam. |
| Also, thank you ❤️ |
| What made it drop |
| SPY calls going vertical 🚀 |
| Not a bubble but definitely overvalued. |
| It won’t. Noone gives a shit to FED rate if the inflation in real life is not going down |
| 20k in spy puts through May. SMD |
| You weak boy....you weak |
| So what happens to the rest of us that didn’t get into MU or SDNK? |
| MARA will single handedly put me on the streets |
| Apple gonna break its streak or nah? |
| The 200B Mortgage bonds one 😂 at least, I think that's why it's up so much today. |
| Stocks tank |
| NBIS lmao |
| Don’t worry you can probably get the 10 cents back from the street somewhere |
| I love watching people just torch money with a flame thrower 😂 |
| fuckin hillarious! |
| No real bounce for Netflix today, 🤦♂️ |
| Remember April 9th when information got "leaked" and we shot up 10%? |
| BENIS! |
| My port moved 0.2% in the last 3 hours. Like what the actual fuck |
| Bought 300 shares at $320 yesterday, got a stop loss set at $330 now so I'm just going to let it ride and see where it goes |
| It can’t sustain the 100s 😩 |
| Yup |
| I was trying to convince my dad of this the other day. In his old age hes getting a lot of right-wing content from the algorithm.\n\n\nIf your boss fires people for reporting numbers he doesn't like, how can anybody trust the numbers you report? |
| 20k more in puts. |
| Stick the pig and watch all the red come out |
| fuck me I think I actually like an respect you now. originally thought you were a shill/bot but it's clear over time you just have basic common sense and dont hate yourself. \n\n \ngood shit bro. I'll be there with you. reverse roast them into buying calls when it's put LEAP time. |
| What if SCOTUS says tariffs are ok? |
| BUSSY |
| Nice and fuck you |
| Why is no one calling taco out for repeating the same stupid lines for 10 months straight |
| I see! |
| Not gonna happen. What if -3%? |
| Theyre more like a warehouse where people can rent shovels. There's other warehouses out there too (Azure, GCP, other random cloud and data-center providers etc) |
| Can we get to 750 by monday first? |
| There’s a crazy long-shot Iranian citizens finally go full-Ham this weekend l.\n\nIf that happens = could be insanely bullish. |
| MSFT UBER, i need you to pump, i'm no longer asking |
| *taps 6971* and rockets |
| LDI to the moon 🚀🚀🚀 |
| anything worth taking/holding over the weekend? |
| Beat me -38% |
| SPY 692 Monday, 700 mid week |
| Let's see if you dick still up next week boy |
| Went X5 on etoro (acc full port) so its dropping now |
| They dont want to be responsible for your losses if you can't cover thousands of shares for a failed option endeavor |
| SLV 70 puts 1.16 lfg!!! |
| At some point funding will be secured, at which point we moon |
| shoutout to whoever said short QBTS a few days ago |
| 🍟👉👜 |
| Nope |
| You mean like the week before and the week before that? Hopium is not just for breakfast anymore. |
| It means buy when it's at 40 rsi retard |
| Gap up then print down Monday |
| lmfao LONGVOL index shit itself and uvix shidded twice as hard. selling uvix calls to wannabe burrybois is free money for like 3 years straight and then bad for like one week then free money for 3 years again. |
| Did someone run the BLS report through an AI detector? |
| Not going to lie I told myself not to play with options on Reddit but couldn’t help myself when it dipped to 237 I got a few cheap 2-6 calls for 245 ($14.40)🤷♂️ |
| There is an unbelievable bubble in semi stocks. SOXX is gonna lose at least 40% sometime but I am not sure when |
| Who wants to take the hit and buy sandisk calls to make it drop 30% |
| hoping to retire with 1 mil in the bank in 2051. Weep for me. |
| Fuck you Sandisk |
| Someone out there really loves EL. |
| He'll need to use the lasers in the machines he use to make AI chips with to engrave his signature on my small foreskin |
| before you buy SPY puts into close, i beg you just look at open interest. every Uber driver and Arby's employee and their grandmothers are draining the savings account for this shit monday. \n\nspoiler alert: the billionaires win lol |
| Shrek at the end as usual. Here it comes |
| HOLY SHIT 691 incoming next week |
| I lost 56.7% of my port today cheers |
| Yeah, I think that would be the big play. But why haven't they tried it in so many years. I'm using both Slack (for work) and Discord and honestly besides VC, I'm not missing much from Discord when using Slack. Perhaps with some extra features Discord could replace the Slack + Zoom combo, idk.. |
| Nope |
| Incoming 20 mil shares out of nowhere to reinforce the strong close 💪 |
| it cant catch momentum like MMs are stopping it everytime or something it is trying to burst through but always hits a wall |
| It will |
| I'm so far underwater on my VIX position... yikes... I am starting 2026 off making my trademark mistake which is chasing the VIX.... argggggg |
| what is this one tiny microscopic red candle? very concerning for bull. |
| Wow really dumped there guys! |
| they say that mortgage rates will go down if we cut rates 🤣 |
| Because |
| Lemonade before close |
| time to buy more! |
| Some of these companies literally make money off of a police state\n\nMore control over the populace is better for corporations |
| When you run out of money after buying daily puts |
| Did you enjoy your pussy theta rug? |
| i think about this every time i come to wsb. especially around the close. it's heartbreaking watching these clowns get skullfucked while they have no clue theyre doing it to themselves. \n\n \nfor the record i also trade puts theyre just not as likely to win/profit and definitely not over longer periods of time and I like money more than I care to win on a put play. \n\n \nthey just need to love money. if they did they wouldnt do this to themselves. |
| FRANKS AND BEANS! |
| Looks like a swing trade oppertunity though. |
| Why not just scalp futures instead |
| NBIS casually dropping 7% for no reason |
| Many game dev companies and younger tech startups use Discord as their primary communication tool. I know multiple ones personally.\n\nMore oldschool corps use Teams but it is hated among tech savvy companies. |
| Good. Planning to buy weeklies in the next few minutes. |
| SOme of you have never seen MOC order flows EOD drop us $2 and it shows. |
| Tired of yall for not telling me to make these moves. Fuck you |
| Worse yet im 3 PDTs and and warned, cant even exit my failing puts. |
| Everybody complaining about unaffordablity but Wall Street only wants more rate cuts and free money |
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| Michael Burry responded to my craigslist ad looking for someone to mow my lawn. "$30 is $30", he said as he continued to mow what was clearly the wrong yard. My neighbor and I shouted at him but he was already wearing muffs. Focused dude. He attached a phone mount onto the handle of his push mower. I was able to sneak a peek and he was browsing Zillow listings in central Wyoming. He wouldn't stop cackling.\n\nThat is to say, Burry has his fingers in a lot of pies. He makes sure his name is in all the conversations.\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| Why does RH closes my position 30 mins market close and Webull doesn’t? |
| I ordered McDonald’s and it arrived in 8 minutes lol the USA is overrated and WHACK! |
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| Michael Burry is driving the bus with Drill Team 6 in the back screaming, "I'm not selling, this is not financial advice, ligma balls plunge protection team YAH YAH YAH" but they quickly pivot to talking about the short squeeze of the century. |
| Buy caravana puts. Trust me |
| Literally, and when it's time to go down I'll be saying the exact same thing in the opposite direction |
| Please, have mercy. I’m MSTR bag holder |
| this shit is RIGGED 🥭 IS IN CAHOOTS WITH ALL THE COMPANIES IN $SPY |
| Can’t wait to be falling 2% back to 750 and everyone screaming it’s over |
| NBIS = CC and chill, hasn’t failed me in months |
| spy needs to hit 700 tomorrow |
| Finally dip time |
| Let's see if you dick still up next week |
| Hurr durr rug pull |
| Guess we're closing strong into a weekend. |
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| it's the kind of tedious work which lets teams compose themselves of only seniors and staff engineers without needing juniors anymore.\n\nThats why the new grad pipeline is dead for generic code monkeys now outside of low-cost regions. Good jobs are reserved for people who actually have critical thinking skills; the rest just seethe on r/cscareerquestions about why their braindead javascript slop-skills dont carry over to a real job anymore |
| I want to hold on to my Intel calls so bad but I think I gotta take the profits |
| It's good to be bol 😎 |
| NBIS closing red would be hilarious |
| **why didn’t you assholes tell me they were having a business meeting today with all the stonk companies** |
| the shadow realm? |
| You vastly overestimate how many users it has |
| Yeah....I am only using like 2k of my net deposits out of like 60k ish coz withdrawal comes first out of the deposits.\n\nIt was just one trade that messed up my account\nBut move on and learn.\nGood luck to you sir 🫡 |
| That fkr is still going up gaddam. |
| This 🐻 had no friends so he decided to be a 🌈🐻, and now he has friends up the anooos! |
| pokemans |
| ADVANCED MONEY DESTROYER IS WORTH 0 DOLLARS |
| Starting to think it might be a green finish today |
| I’m excited to see this EOD buttfuckery send this to 7000 |
| Wow. |
| What if data gets leaked over the weekend and we see +3% on sunday night at retard hours? God... make it happen. |
| Discord supports integrations, bots, and web hooks. None of that matters because slack is already the go to for enterprise, and behind them are Microsoft and Google chomping for their user share |
| Art |
| Where did all those MSTR peeps go from the last couple days? |
| When are the real numbers coming out? Get these crooks out of the office |
| EOM* |
| What would a retard invest in? |
| bears quickly calculating how many cocks they can suck this weekend to makeup their losses |
| Advanced Money Destroyer |
| There was a dude in the front page who made 77k on it |
| lmao bro dont ever fucking change. \n\n \nsomeone earlier said "when you comment it's always a top signal" \n\n \ni was like bro he says practically the same thing every hour on the hour for 2-4 years straight you either say:\n\n \nbuy calls on the next dip so you can celebrate the next ATH\n\norrr\n\n \nCONGRATS TO ALL DIP BUYERS AND SPY ON A BRAND SPANKIN NEW ATH\n\n \nit's like they literally cannot read and have a memory that wipes clean at 4:15 pm every day. \n\n \nanyways, congrats on being a big balled risk taking winner. hope you are securing some of that profit and enjoying it like you should. |
| 76 cent red candle to end the day would make my whole weekend... do ittttt |
| Advanced Money Destroyer |
| he's beginning to believe |
| MU finally hitting resistance at 345 |
| Buying more 6980 puts here. No crying in the casino bulz |
| Fuck this. I’m buying puts. See you in Valhalla. |
| 🙁 take a break, reassess your strat and get back in next week! |
| How would he sign something so small? |
| Claude 4.5 Opus is the best, but Gemini 3 Pro is not a slouch by any means and has a massive context window + price advantage. |
| On discord you are only interacting with the people in your private server. On here it is like mostly bot comments. |
| Is this when RKLB takes off again? |
| Control |
| They already have ads. |
| Doubling down on BE puts and MSTR calls was NOT the play today |
| Drone stocks giving up their gains of the day. =\\ |
| Announcement but no cars available |
| Market could limit down from here and bulls wouldn't even bat an eye \n\nAlready made 300% gains on calls 30 minutes after open |
| Just give me Apple closing at 261 I’ll be happy |
| I need to talk to the manager of nvda |
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| Everything short squeezed and i managed to lose $ on advanced money destroyer. Fk my bros. Down $5k first week of trading. |
| If SEC doesn’t send ONDS people to the prison. I don’t know what they are doing here. Classic pump and dump today. Too apparent |
| Literally already is. I can’t even use it anymore. |
| Central banks are hoarding gold due to the US sanctions and tariffs. They're dumping bonds at the same time. \n\nSilver and rare earths are a collateral of tariffs. China and the US are entering a commodity cold war |
| Wayyy ahead of you |
| How do you feel about the long-term share prospects? I’ve been eyeing this as a potential buy considering the moat that they have on weight-loss drugs. \nOr would you continue to only play the momentum on options? |
| They’re thinking the world is like 2018 when people cared about tech IPOs for every little service. No one gonna give a fuck. |
| Every game I play I gotta sign up for their discord, even phone games, mmorpgs, you name it. And all those dweebs are buying the stickers and paying for their servers |
| "i genuinely believe this time it's different" - ber |
| The ONLY way discord can properly monetize is if they come up with a proper B2B model. |
| 800 EOY book it |
| I use it to view tickers since TOS is a pain to log into. |
| Apld will hit 70 by eoy. Hope you get lucky 🙏 |
| For their Wendy’s dumpster paycheck to come in |
| Imagine buying calls at the top lol |
| If Sandisk closed red im swapping my BMW for Peloton |
| Going in on SNDK again - long dong bing bong |
| Wintel |
| gonna dump bigly into the weekend to leave us all guessing if today's pump was real or not... market gonna goon us like normal. |
| I will only buy calls from now on\nI will only buy calls from now on\nI will only buy calls from now on\nI will only buy calls from now on\nI will only buy calls from now on\nI will only buy calls from now on\nI will only buy calls from now on\nI will only buy calls from now on\nI will only buy calls from now on\nI will only buy calls from now on\nI will only buy calls from now on\nI will only buy calls from now on\nI will only buy calls from now on\nI will only buy calls from now on\nI will only buy calls from now on\nI will only buy calls from now on\nI will only buy calls from now on\nI will only buy calls from now on\nI will only buy calls from now on\nI will only buy calls from now on\nI will only buy calls from now on\nI will only buy calls from now on\nI will only buy calls from now on\nI will only buy calls from now on\nI will only buy calls from now on\nI will only buy calls from now on\nI will only buy calls from now on\nI will only buy calls from now on\nI will only buy calls from now on\nI will only buy calls from now on\nI will only buy calls from now on\nI will only buy calls from now on |
| They are busy dealing with elementary school. |
| Fuck GLD |
| Whats wrong with you |
| Was about to sell at a loss, but the past few days HD has totally clawed back my calls! Sold at 200% gain |
| Certainly also a catalyst |
| Stop being a pussy. Give the points. They cover easy. |
| Delete what lol |
| And now we theta until the next potential tariff day, Wednesday zzzz |
| black friday |
| I mean, to replace Slack, discord is gonna need way more integrations with industry apps. We have Datadog, Jira, Outlook, etc all able to send notifications to and be controlled by Slack. \n\nI think Discord supports webhooks, so one could technically build out an integration themselves, but no one’s actually gonna do that lol |
| Bulls that just bought calls on the first dip they saw this morning tripled their money and having a great weekend once again\n\nBears that bought puts this morning or at any point all day long screaming at their cracked phone screen and punching air \n\nNature is healing |
| I am doing everything in my power not to full port APLD puts right now |
| Nana!!! |
| Why did he delete that lmao |
| What announcement |
| Cheerio ol' chap. |
| You were right, both my put and my call went red and hit stop losses |
| Neither. Speculation, FOMO, and excessive media consumption |
| DO IT NOW! TRIGGER THE FOMO NOW! |
| GLD and MU calls are carrying me |
| So, HOOD has nearly 27 million funded accounts, but only about half typically log in and use the app every month. WTF are the other half waiting for??? |
| guess you dont like debt that much then |
| GOOGACHAD |
| nothing pisses wsb off more than A NEWWWWWW ATH!!!!!! 🥳🍻🎉🚀 |
| Netflix needs a blue chew |
| Don’t go full boomer, just buy monthlies and wake up to the money printer each day. And then you can hang at the beach all day and enjoy yourself without worrying about the stock market. It’s perfect! |
| Apld probably biggest mover today 🤌👍 |
| should be easy once your ISP cuts off your internet due to nonpayment |
| Look at the bright side: the stress reduced your life expectancy so you don't need retirement money anymore |
| looks dumpy |
| probably inflation |
| Oh. Alright I take it back. |
| This isn’t bad news for Apple, it’s bad news for OpenAI. |
| RDDT dropped for no reason? Are calls free? |
| Why does the UK government despise the idea of someone buying a plot of land in the country and living off grid? I swear they throw so many hurdles in the way to make it almost impossible. |
| Qqqj outperforming qqq. Mag 7 are actual cancer. |
| Whenever I tried to sell high to buy lower.\n\nI bought higher 9/10 times.\n\n*Don't follow my strategy* |
| I was explaining "cava" for an American audience. I am for real a rich Englishman, I visit the States often and I am reduced to tears of derisive laughter by the pretentions of extremely rich Usonians. \n\nExcellent example today, I find some American who thinks squash is a posh sport. Over here it's for aspiring wannabes who have never seen a rackets court.\n\nGenuinely need to do a final check on the horses now. Enjoy your poverty |
| 900eoy |
| Yes. |
| Could you imagine the outcome of the study if every time bears went to buy puts they just bought long calls with some duration on them?\n\nI guarantee you 75% of them would be millionaires by now |
| Some of you started trading right at the markets hitting ATH and it shows lol |
| so you got ahead of them by losing the value early. smart man. |
| That's not what I said and right now 0 companies are producing HALEU. The companies closest to producing HALEU right now is ASPI and GLE (cameco and Silex Systems joint company) followed by Urenco. \n\nASPI has already demonstrated the capability to produce HALEU within a few months by enriching ytterbium via QLE, which is significantly more difficult to enrich than uranium. The next step is building out the facility with help from terrapower and then producing which at the speed ASPI is able to put up facilities can be done well before 2028. GLE has reached TRL-6 and is on track to begin commercial production around the same time as ASPI or a little bit afterwards. Urenco is a state company and so far they're only approved to create up to 10% enriched U aka LEU+.\n\nTerrapower hasn't even begun construction in the nuclear portion of their plant and that won't be done until 2030. |
| Pump this sht dam it!! |
| Load up puts and panic sell all your calls. Trust me bros. |
| Which tweet was that? Good calls dude. you never lost confidence in them. |
| They didn't fumble much, they just didnt have any agency to create a commercial product until OpenAI forced them to\n\nGoogle has had an internal LLM for many years before ChatGPT came out that google devs used inside the company.\n\nObviously it wasnt anywhere near what we have today, but this is quite literally the essence of free market competition and an instance of capitalism working; ChatGPT taking the world by storm forced Google to innovate/respond. |
| Do you think the story about precious metals is more to do with inflation or global uncertainty? |
| Well that is it for me. Have a great weekend retards. |
| Bullllls let’s go 🚀🚀🇺🇸🇺🇸 |
| ty guys |
| Not dealing with this theta I’m just putting my money on Indiana ml |
| nice well then I respect that. hope you did well today and are salty because its your personality and not because you had a rough trade. |
| Don't blink bulls |
| PAMP it!!! |
| SL hit on SNDK. Can’t win |
| Will there be Sex Robots? |
| Buy more calls! This is a fakeout |
| No ruling pump.. ruling dump… |
| # RAMP AND CAMP BABY LET'S GO \n\n# ABSOLUTE WORST OUTCOME FOR THE BEARS\n\n# STOCKS PARABOLIC AND THEN VIX JUST CRATERS ALL DAY LONG |
| Weekend holders are fuuuuucked |
| I already have puts for monday |
| it does in a literal sense, since the stock is the actual company |
| Is the dotted line your net deposits? Looks like you had some pretty sizable gains which is awesome!\n\nSystemize systemize systemize is what I believe. Even discretionary methods have plenty of room for it. Analyze past trades and be careful you don't overfit to specific wins/losses. |
| Man of culture |