Redditのwallstreetbets（WSB）でやり取りされているコメントの最新1000件を掲載しています。スレッド毎には分けておらず、WSBで投下されているコメントを一気に抽出しているため、コメント毎に話題の中心になっている内容は異なります。とりあえずRedditのWSBの雰囲気を感じ取りたいという方は下記リストでも十分かと思います。
1時間に1回更新しています。
| コメント群 |
|---|
| Perhaps the FBI can help them out |
| 🧃 |
| Doc will be working overtime this week... |
| 12 year old Korean kid took out my whole platoon in call of duty last night. |
| This flat lining of spy can only mean a truth at 8pm to send us to hell |
| JUST IN: Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang declares AI is “reindustrializing America” bringing manufacturing back while driving investment into the power grid and sustainable energy. he is unironically right, us capital is flooding into power and sustainable energy(cause data center try to be net zero) |
| It pays a lot to be a famous Youtuber. I should change my career. |
| Imagine you accidentally order the Chinese robot that gives birth 🤦 |
| Thinking a CC on SOXL |
| Based on video some crew members have shared I didn’t think there was enough room to fit a boner in their rack unless they wanted to make a splooge swimming pool in their belly button. |
| Just asking questions, nothing dramatic. |
| Didn’t even realize, but yeah I think they are. We were sitting in a dark room looking at CT scans for hours |
| Called it lol |
| TECH is going to crash the whole market by January 1st. |
| I may have extremely miscalculated…. Every single trade I did today… |
| Challenge accepted |
| You sure? \n\nKushner |
| If KOSPI doesn’t get pumped I’m gonna have to start slandering Koreans again |
| Bought puts at the end of the day pump, they're going to print tomorrow |
| Dolly Parton dead at 80 (RIP you legend)\n\nTim Curry dead at 80 (RIP you legend - who knew he was Nigel Thornberry!)\n\n… gives me hope that another 80 year old will pass soon 🙏… except this one is an opposite of a legend |
| Don't try to be rational with what is happening now. At least don't make long term bets |
| wow spy went up $2 today after 2:45, any winner? |
| spy red tomorrow |
| Should i graduate from the cheap beer to whisky tonight or drink more beer? |
| I DECLARE BANKRUPTCY! |
| Bagholder spotted.\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| help guys ibought a 1.34 help help help its in my tax free account im canadian shit shit shit my balance is fuked guys please one last pump i beggg |
| Pumped after hours almost bang on close lol |
| Hope you understand sign language cause all you're gonna be seeing is hands |
| I see what you did there\n\nActually maybe I should check: do they still call radiologists ‘shadow doctors?’ |
| anyone invested in vanadium? |
| 😂 |
| Shaking a stick is gonna cost quite a few baht |
| upvoted, LET'S GO BEARS! 🐻 🐻 🐻 |
| Can't say joooh here fyi. |
| They practically called ahead to reserve the entire country's stock of drugs, alcohol, and prostitutes. |
| Welcome to septem-barcode. Spy to 765 ez |
| That's V2 in my gym. |
| Dm me for link it’s yahoo fantasy |
| 🤣 ooooof |
| If you invest based on PE, you deserve to lose money |
| I tell them all Im poor and struggling so they dont ask me for shit.\n\nIt helps that I drive the same car Ive owned for the last decade and dress like its still 2010 |
| (Season 3 of White Lotus) |
| Joke's on you\n\nSome of us here don't even know how to buy a put even if they wanted to 😤 |
| If your a fantasy football fan I have 4 spots available in my league no cash just 10 man for shits |
| Matrix is the story of Christ but you guys aren’t ready for that yet |
| Dad? |
| Not surprising, a shit ton of military brass have been relieved of duty or quit. This admin is dead set on getting rid of all dissenters, so there are barely any qualified guys left at the top. Which explains how much of a clusterfuck this whole thing has been. |
| exactly that's why fame is powerful with money some random rich guy off of stocks and working a tech job can't do this he doesn't have name recognition to have pull in the real world or social media world. |
| Have we officially Forgot About Dre? |
| We thinking win or lose on Dell tomorrow? |
| 🐮 |
| How I meat your mother\* \nFixed /s |
| they're gonna suck those ladyboys dry, like real sailors should |
| Doesn’t do much til 8 |
| CIRCUIT BREAKER TUESDAY 🐻🌈 |
| anyone wanna get inbetween my butt cheeks |
| "The human generates more bio-electricity than 120-volt battery and over 25,000 BTUs of body heat. Combined with a form of fusion, the machines have found all the energy they would ever need. There are fields…endless fields, we’re human beings are no longer born. We are grown. For longest time, I wouldn’t believe it…and then I saw the fields with my own eyes. Watch them liquefy the dead, so they could be fed intravenously to the living. And standing there, facing the pure horrifying precision, I came to realize the obviousness of the truth. What is The Matrix? Control. The Matrix is a computer generated dream world, built to keep us under control in order to change a human being into this... A golden goose." |
| Ok bers, you've had your fun, the age of green has just begun |
| As someone who knows nothing about tomorrow RZLV earnings I'm willing to be my whole life on it |
| ya this company is insane, losing money yet people keep pumping it. Then walstreet bitch about memory are too expensive. This market is bullshit |
| Is futures market frozen or what |
| you gotta have money to have money |
| Can someone get this poor to leave me alone |
| hillary look at her younger pics she was kinda fine for a politician tbh not the finest or anything but hillary easily |
| I NEED SOFI TO SOAR TMR AND I WILL LEAVE! |
| Imagine what happens if Koreans full port action cameras instead of memory sticks tonight lol \n |
| Make sure to invest in your relationships with family, friends, and community you guys |
| Fuck go pro. WALMART all the way. |
| Quick reminder that Septembear was cancelled last year |
| I have a theory on massive downvotes during the evening. Cause its the Europeans and Asians up. \n\nThey don't get the jokes. |
| gopro |
| https://preview.redd.it/fj44eyvgdsmh1.png?width=660&format=png&auto=webp&s=13ab11654f547ef4910072bdf848341f0529160e\n\n |
| Oh, they o. |
| You make it sound like I don't want to |
| I plan to invest every day into short positions for the next year, brainlessly.\n\nMaybe the next 2 years. Youll be hearing a lot less of me.\n\nThe thing is. Since we are at the point of inflection (the doubling i mentioned before)\n\nI technically cannot lose.\n\nIf the trade results in a loss it means we are breaking the pattern and elons theory of money disgregard come true and none of the losses matter since life will still get better.\n\nIf im right, the the world around me gets shitty but i get to maintain my own lifestyle at the very least assuming i dont wacked during the anarchy\n\nYou know what the difference is in having 10k vs 100k? Nothing really.\n\nIf sean gatz has tought me anything its that every rich person desires nothing more than to be able to go into the jungle and escape it all.\n\nFunny thing is, ive been in the jungle since the start 🙂 |
| https://preview.redd.it/tlw5i4sfdsmh1.jpeg?width=2000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=42e86a8a79243de5f7ff03f2a9b88180f34e9063\n\n |
| They would stare like cows while I try to explain what a put is |
| earnings tomorrow |
| Will you guys allow Israel posts? |
| No you don't, if u managed 7 figures, u would know exactly the anticipated move is just a circular logic number. |
| The fuck happened to my fall? You can have your humidity back |
| ordering chipotle, wish me luck 🎲 |
| It’s ok we didn’t go up 3% |
| Mostly. If your buy order is set while it rises too fast it won't go through. If your sell order is set while its falling too fast it won't go through |
| You belong here |
| Imagine if your family knew you bought puts |
| # RETARDS UNITE! |
| When the fuck is spy gonna pick a direction? |
| Yea. Fortunately it was part of a spread that had a 550 short on it, made a few thousand buying that back when it plummeted after earnings, so the calls probably 50% paid for it if it can go up another $1500 I’m into money, I feel like it will. I’ll damn sure sell when I’m into money. And of course, I’m averaging down a little, so my cost basis isn’t too awful bad as long as it goes somewhere, if not gonna be a big L |
| Go touch grass and buy it after hours. |
| Me. And I think it’s gonna hurt |
| No you’re stuck there. Teamwork that shit. |
| Nobody could’ve seen this coming |
| Asstits rocket when 😖😖 |
| Meh, politicians, who cares |
| lol whatever you say little fella |
| PANW is insane 332 PE, why don't I just buy aapl |
| I don't "trade" I gamble |
| Who got TSLA puts for tomorrow? |
| Each contract costs 2 cent to enter and 2 cent to exit. You don't pay an exit fee if you hold till expiration. With losses you take the loss plus 2 cent per contract. That means from the jump your contract needs to go up 5 cent for you to make 1 cent profit unless you hold till expiration |
| GTA 6 gunna be lit. |
| Bagholder spotted.\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| damn bro relax |
| Tootskis? |
| guys pump go pro i bought the top at 1.35 shit shit shit my portfolio is cooked it is a tax free one so i can't harvest losses please help me |
| Well give me the keys Val |
| MAG7 could collectively pump and send markets over 8K. Strap in losers |
| https://preview.redd.it/0rk1d0d1dsmh1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=219c9ae7b4aab3a44d8e7bdbeed6f4a4b0a7ab16\n\n |
| fuk im a bagholder of go pro |
| It’s already financed pre-deployment - that cost is baked in. 😂 |
| **BanBet Created** ▲ | **Record:** 7W - 3L\n\n| Ticker | Target | Entry | Move | Expires |\n|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|\n| **DELL** | $520.00 (above) | $460.90 | +12.8% | Sep 2, 10:21 PM | |
| GoPro is a lost cause. |
| !banbet DELL 520 2d |
| Who's bitching? Im laughing about it.\n\nWhats even the purpose of your response? What did you intend to get out of it? |
| Anyone could get lucky, but don't you think that if they could they would have done that anytime in the past 7 months? |
| Who else bought GoPro last minute? :dance: |
| Pelosi's twin MQ-9 Reapers can't be beat. |
| Dude with $16 really knows what he’s doing |
| Drug addicts are the most annoying people on planet earth. More so then SJWs |
| | Ticker | Target | Entry | Current | Move | Expires |\n|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|\n| **SPCX** ▲ | $150.00 (above) | $136.80 | $143.53 | +9.6% | Sep 7, 11:52 AM | |
| 5,000 new datacenters is simply not enough. Rookie numbers. |
| !banbet |
| Alternative take, because listening to them caused financial system failures of such epic proportions that money is now "too big to fail" so why the fuck would you listen to them? |
| Let him out of your basement Becky |
| And here you are, bitching about it |
| People with tiny ports that would look like a rounding error compared to yours will offer you lots of free unsolicited advice on here |
| calls |
| Pelosi is a fox.\n\nDont you shittalk my guru |
| I hate how everyone who is trying to be an influencer makes the same video about the same topic it’s just really repetitive to see the same five videos by different people in a row on my feed |
| have u guy slooked at PANW? The premiums is fking insane $16 for next to spot csp |
| Korea forget everything they’re saying about MSCI, that last minute memory pump was just for you |
| its the same guy always lol |
| So all you have to do as someone relatively famous is buy a shit ton of a penny stock and then disclose you own most of it, and it will pop off 60% in a day, even if the company is bleeding cash and has plummeting revenue YoY \n\nI already knew it before but man holy fuck the game is rigged lmao |
| Therez candy behind the desk. And no one notices if you stuff yo face w it |
| What would be the outcome of Iran sinking a US military boat? Boots on the ground? Seems like Iran will escalate and they really do have the capability of sinking a US ship if they send enough drones and missiles in one direction... |
| Restrain deez nuts 😆 |
| Ok, ready for the 🌮 any time now! I can hear the taco cart's squeaky wheels approaching......... |
| TTWO drop today was priced in |
| well someone is, why cant it be me? |
| Its better then your basement, no Jimmy? |
| why do we always have some tard saying his ass smells bad ? |
| **BanBet Created** ▼\n\n| Ticker | Target | Entry | Move | Expires |\n|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|\n| **DELL** | $365.00 (below) | $460.44 | -20.7% | Sep 5, 10:19 PM | |
| 40 hours overtime this pay check, that extra $48.53 gonna be LITTTT |
| selling calls on MDB making crazy money. that IV is sickening lol. supply as long as u mf's gonna buy. |
| !banbet dell 365 5d |
| Go pro the new Hertz? |
| Nooooooo |
| Shadowed a radiologist today. Don’t think I could see myself sitting in a dark room all day |
| Fuck u, data centers are destroying our beautiful country and natural resources. Shove the golden egg up yo coochie coo fr fr. |
| If you were forced to have sex with either Hillary Clinton or Nancy Pelosi, who would it be and why? |
| Ah nice I just spilled an entire jug of orange juice into my dish washer full of clean dishes 🤡 |
| 👏🏼 \nFUCK DATA CENTRES |
| Can I join Farmers Only even if I'm not a farmer?\n\nWhat if I'm more of a hunter gatherer??\n\nShould I email customer service |
| Never, society is already too invested in it. |
| I want a -2%. |
| One for me and one for hooker \n\nOne for me and one for hooker |
| This just means he said no to a stupid idea of his |
| Dirt and filth |
| If you don't support the overrunning of the USA with datacenters than you're a poor (total) loser! Don't fuck with the golden goose! |
| STRL is getting so oversold its ridiculous |
| I manage 7 figures but thank you for the elementary lesson, let me know how dell goes for you tomorrow! Its not something I will play personally |
| Lmao top of what. |
| A shit head who's been doing this longer than you and will be here after youre lining up at the food pantry |
| No supplies. No shots for the stds. |
| :screech: FREAK THE FUCK OUT! SP -40% TOMORROW!!! |
| Wen will the Elon ponzis come crashing down ?! |
| Isn't Pattaya a total fuck fest anyways? |
| I'd be more pissed that my government is spending resources cracking down over dealing with the root problem head on, that I have to choose between letting my daughter be trafficked, or starve to death, no parent should have to make that choice. Need to take a huge step back and figure out how things got this bad to begin with.\n\nAnd before you say, "Don't bring kids into this world if you can't afford them." It's so easy to say that in the comfort of your home with easy access to bread and the infinite circus known as the internet. Let me tell you there is not a damn thing to do out there in the sticks. People have sex to pass the time like any other activity and shouldn't be shamed for it |
| Anybody here going to play SNOW Earnings? Feels like it is overvalued asf, but then again, it is AI so god knows what will happen. |
| It doesn’t end well. |
| Blow off top before the winter theta |
| Mossad agents creating their next Epstein files. 👆 |
| I feel like $CLS and $STRL have good to be at good entry points right?? |
| **BanBet Error** — You already have an active banbet — wait for it to resolve |
| #GROOVY! |
| !banbet dell 430 2d |
| Fin. |
| What does it smell like |
| Imagine thinking you will be the one that times the bubble pop |
| Me too. Like why should I sleep when I can just do a bunch of meth and be up for a week. |
| Dingle berries |
| pls dont get them started on this again :kek: |
| I did a few years ago. It’s a great time highly recommend |
| Hmmm this doesn’t seem very good\n\nBREAKING: US Army Secretary Dan Driscoll submits resignation amid tensions with Secretary of War Pete Hegseth |
| My ass smells incredibly bad. |
| sophisticated until that IV hits and it becomes baguette holder |
| "Enjoy life"? They have people for that. |
| What the fuck have I gotten myself into in this thread |
| I always wanted to be a Skinhead Punk. \n\nBut something about the gayness of being an Emo made more sense. |
| Puh see |
| Ive always wanted to hike the whole Apple-Asian Trail |
| Well you seem like a real shit head |
| Which one? |
| It's actually good, to prolong the bubble |
| Just keep buying and dont look down |
| wake me up when labor day ends |
| Id agree with you, but I think my dreams are more interesting than real life dawg |
| Totally insane congrats |
| Credo options always expensive |
| So all marky has to do to cash in on this is hit the sell via market order button and create panic and margin calls \n\nThat’s before the company doesn’t decide to dilute which they will\n\nSo basically I just need to take the opposite side of these apes and I retire 30 years early |
| My hand is constantly on my cock, it’s really bad. My other on my mouse. My cock hand is always ready to start pumping at a moments notice. I think I need to find Jesus. |
| holy shit you are right, finally an explanation |
| Sounds like my life in general tbf |
| avg 6.40 here |
| I don't like to sleep, it feels like a waste of time |
| First bet holding overnight in a long time. Prob get crushed in the morning |
| RIP |
| Most of them are already being "delayed" for numerous reasons |
| Doesnt matter.\n\nDont play shit you dont know, or at least follow |
| who bought the top |
| Rzlv earnings tomorrow? Time to lose all my money |
| I never sell NVDA |
| 🤠🤙🤠 |
| So I guess we'll see Markiplier sporting a red headband pretty soon? |
| Green for the first hour then it shits the bed |
| Marky mark |
| Because you have to buy now to be our exit liquidity. |
| no 😠 |
| Why is GoPro stock going crazy today? |
| Can you explain the yen part?\n\nWhy is it bad if it weakens? |
| Tom Fat Fuck Lee is embarrassingly soy Beta. That's your mascot bols? At least Burry is Doctor, has a glass eye and had a movie made about him.\n\nWho's gonna make a movie about Tommy Fat fuck LMAO? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 🫵🤡 |
| Why did no one tell me to buy gopro last week? 😠 |
| Why would it be retarded to plan contingencies for dangerous cybersecurity possibilities? Isnt that literally the committee's purpose?\n\nMaybe youre the retard? |
| US ARMY SECRETARY SUBMITS RESIGNATION TO DONNIE CHOBANI |
| Oh yeah? Well I myself have over 40 trillion in potential revenue! That'll be two billion dollars, please. |
| Mostly for the first, but like Paul said it's also a good place for fast stock news\n\nI don't do options though and I'm cautious with hypes (bought deep into $SLV the day it reached ATH on january 29th because this sub kept yapping about how it was only the beginning, resulting in me losing like 30% of my cash the next day. Took me half a year to recover to become green again, mostly thanks to MSFT). MSFT is also the one I invested most in for almost 10 years (both sold and bought at certain moments), but that's also because I work at a MSFT partner and therefor understand their activities pretty well - I hope. |
| Stop jerking it and lift weights for a month |
| There are going to be some sore holes in Pattaya. |
| No don't do that. U have to do your research. |
| Me, you, ALL OF US! |
| They need to start making pocket pussys that can hid in Owala water bottles. |
| Take a guess |
| Timing the top is my speciality |
| Hard basketball tits. All the plastic in your hands |
| Yea but also now expectations are adjusted to that |
| I feel a new season of meme stocks coming soon |
| Are you saying if men don't have sex they get violent? And women must be provided to avoid that? Women who are economically disadvantaged and therefore "cheap?" You're fucking gross. I hope you aren't married, but I very much doubt you are. |
| This is on par with hosting the super bowl.\n\nSay they all equally get 800 a week. 800x5000x28.5=$$$ |
| u/music_is_gud is a jinx , please stay away from me, restraining order has been filed |
| r/goprostonk price target is 350,000 amirite guys \n\n⬆️685 |
| Are you serious now? |
| https://preview.redd.it/66xldrh2bsmh1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=90bf77f8c32fc3385c3cc83099d0ce175e95493b |
| Anyone playing credo earnings last earnings barely moved thoughts |
| Oh no kidding, I just seen the headline on it today, thanks for letting me know |
| They do this sort of thing regardless. |
| Spy ath tomorrow 🥴🥴😂 |
| The uber rich have already surpassed kings and dick toders. \n\nWhat you see on social media doesnt even scratch the surface fam. You only get to see what they let you see really.\n\nAn elite has over 200 people on their own personal staff. \n\n- security personel for every property and a rotating platoon of executive security personel rivaled only by the secret service itself\n\n- housekeeping/lawn maintence and resident landscapers/chefs ect.\n\n- a harlem of sex workers\n\n- counselers, exclusive attorneys on perma retainers, resident influencer macro-personel and deisners, fitters, ect ect.\n\nAnd above these multiple layers of staff is the heiarchy that manages them all.\n\nHell, the number could go upwards of 1000+.\n\nAnd most have enough paper wealth that they could technically raise a personal little army big enough take over a small country easily. 50 billion gets you tanks, PACS, a used fighter jet or two, attack helis and sizable battalion of mercenaries.\n\nDoctors and lawyers think theyre pretty well-off but they spend like 90% of life to enjoy a teeny weeny slice of the pie for the 5% of life they can use to enjoy it - or less if we only count the youthful years. \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n |
| theyre out of money until friday |
| I’m just going to buy puts every night before close on the Russell 2000. IWM puts way too cheap to pass up and the potential of a lotto win tbh with everything going on |
| **Wake Me Up When September Ends** ... even fake punks GREEN DAY knew |
| go pro next stop 1.00 |
| GUYS I BOUGHT GO PRO FUKKKKK |
| He is everywhere. |
| Money is rotating out of retard stocks into things that make sense |
| Nice |
| here's the other reasons from AI which you can easily verify by subscribing to different brokers and using different websites, u get all different anticipated move Why the number seems stupid sometimes\n- IV rises before earnings or major events.\n- Bid/ask spreads can distort the ATM straddle.\n- The formula assumes volatility stays constant.\n- It does not predict direction.\n- It treats annualized volatility using a square-root-of-time approximation.\n- Different platforms use different IVs, expirations, prices, and multipliers. |
| thoughts on PCG? |
| didnt they crush last earnings? |
| Apple is way overpriced already based on that logic though. If tech heavy portfolios start getting margin called, all tech is coming with it imo |
| I'm not really sure, but I think I did a cum |
| # EVERYDAY I'M SHUFFLING |
| Good to know women don't count. |
| Downvote this comment |
| And add him to the circle cause he’s going all in on ai |
| GoPro about to make a new generation of bagholders |
| My ass is producer of dank methane, pure gas ⛽️ |
| Right here som |
| Can we just skip the next few steps of tards “investing” into GoPro and then forming a sub for bag holders and long term investors? Let’s go straight to the bags people |
| !banbet SPY 745 10d |
| By being the only tech company worth owning atm because they arent yoloing into ai like a fucning retard, I would guess. |
| It'll drop after jobs reports. It has to |
| **I hope Dell pumps hard tomorrow before the bell so we can watch it flush after hours.** |
| https://preview.redd.it/1cnlaj3pasmh1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=e4c9a3b7dfa634c58055b42d8ae2f55ece0470b8\n\n |
| people still trade keel shit going below 1$ |
| Serial downvoter upset at the world for blowing their account ($200) today |
| Best is relative but I prefer carrier pigeon. I put a chain and a kangol on him. He looks dope |
| weed |
| i meant how is it still that high lol |
| This is a great comment until you realize the reason for high rates of prostitution in Thailand. |
| # Wulf APLD and KEEL chuds dead 💀 |
Retards predicting something that literally can't be predicted\n\n House Intelligence Committee warns of 'Black Swan' AI risks Bipartisan lawmakers cautioned that existing safeguards may not be enough to keep up with AI's advances. www.cnbc.com |
| Cocktail 🍸 that is |
| do you even know how "anticipated move" calculated? It is a derived value from the stock price, IV, and DTE. Essentially an "anticipated move" is just a circular logic derive number. It is what a math geek tell u base on these 3 variables, this is your anticipated move +-. Anticipated move DOES NOT predict the stock price movement nor measure any kind of extrinsic/macro events whatsoever. |
| He might actually win lol |
| Are we even at war anymore!?! Can i get some craxy bearish news please? Maybe china can get off their ass and invade taiwan |
| I sip a cock every night |
| That's a lot of seamen. |
| Gopro 1.40 holders show yourselves |
| why |
| You also have to wait for the stock to dip down from ATH, you absolute regard. |
| Oil says fuck your deal lol |
| Doge. |
| alway check the gear first in thailand |
| !banbet SPY -1.5% 4d |
| Big they got their finger in a lot of pies |
| Yes. Weeks ago. |
| First day of Seputembear tomorrow. Just rolls off the tongue. |
| double top Go Pro SELL THIS overvalued PIG |
| And yet the market has already pumped it like 60% in a day based on this "news". The market is just that stupid. |
| We are getting closer to the amount of money each of us is losing 😂 and that's not a good thing for you lol |
| I took calls based on Microsoft anticipated move and cashed a BAG |
| Um, this is wrong. For all intents and purposes HIV, at least in the US is considered an STI. About 80% of newly diagnosed infections are resulting from sexual intercourse while about 9% from needle sharing. This is public information. \nHIV can pass through the lining of vagina and head of penis because they lack keratinous layer that skin has and more prone to micro abrasions. \n |
| Whoever downvoted baby powder on my balls comment def has lil itty balls so could never understand |
| 🤡 |
| I signed a check today. |
| I did that except when they were up +100/+200% I sold and bought the underlying stocks. \nLearn to sell, regard. |
| Big true |
| Molly Santana gonna make em rewind it |
| Party rock is in the house tonightttttt |
| I am in. I was so looking for some non IT value growth. Let’s send it to the moon now that PE is out 🤪 |
| STDN released jul 16, 26 at $15. Dipped all the way to $7.30 and just crossed $16 aftermarket. Insane run. No clue how much further this goes but it’s exciting. |
| Funny way of saying trafficked... |
| which one? |
| they will get diluted or rugpulled by mark |
| You mean the report that we get every single month in between the ADP jobs report that we also get every month so the report that we basically get every two weeks? |
| Logic doesn't belong in WSB. |
| Have yall sold on nvidia? |
| Just interest on cash from Robinhood lol |
| As soon as I hear "anticipated move" I already knew u never traded before |
| Credo might easily hit $300 tomorrow. I can tell cause options are crazy expensive |
| omg get a life lol, anticipated move LOL |
| People are pumping GoPro bc a YouTuber disclosed his stake?😭 genuine sheep |
| # Some of you have never sucked a cock before, and it shows. 😮💨🚬👌 |
| Bonds seem more exciting than SPY these days |
| he will he's up almost 100% he turned 9 mill into 18 mill he's definitely gonna do it |
| what if you believe in hock tua |
| any1 holds FTNT? It survived the kospi crashed and gain 10% during that time |
| Everytime Hock starts speaking he causes a multi-month semi drawdown |
| spy options are really all you need. It’s so predictable |
| Lol |
| Wait. You have a good point. I often procrastinate stuff for like no reason. I think maybe writing down a list and physically crossing things off might just help. Thank you 🫡 |
| I dont play with options like that im just here for fun and get the latest hot stocks. But yeah last I checked the anticipated move is +/-10% which means if earnings aren't out of this world you will see a sell off or flat |
| Chang beer stock to the moon |
| Like an old man trying to send back soup at a deli |
| Marky Markiplier? |
| You are forgetting the used car lots at 18% interest |
| retail will only learn about it after the crash |
| The fking shitadel bots are spamming a new ticker here to rugpull the regards |
| I was today years old when I learned he's gay. Not that that means anything to me, just never knew. |
| Now |
| how high do u think it could go i think it will go up until dilution or markiplier sells |
| > "We are doing our best, but it is difficult," Pattaya police chief Anek Srathongyoo said on Monday\n\nSpeaking of jokes, it's hard to walk 100 feet in any direction in Pattaya's "entertainment" district without bumping into a lady of the night (note: many aren't actual ladies). Not convicted that Chief Wiggum here is doing his best. |
| **No Active BanBet** |
| the market doesnt believe in AVGO. its underneath every single one of its moving averages |
| !banbet |
| The fuck? Why would sailors need bluepill? Is this some social media perceived bullshit? |
| Not even worth imo. It's a penny stock. |
| 5000 service members..\n\nThere's going to be a hole shortage. |
| Holy shit it was just playing in my mind and I saw this comment |
| from what? |
| Nah, she keepin it real |
| Alright, looks like someone doesn't like pizza |
| Soxl looking cheap |
| How big of a domino effect would there be if OpenAI started canceling some of their data center spending because of cash flow issues? |
| Unfortunately Pen G is on shortage in many places in the US. Doxy is becoming a more common first line due to availability. |
| Got my 75 bucks in interest \n\nWE UP BABY |
| when to short gopro? |
| If you believe in AVGO and Hock Tan, you should qualify for disability pay from the government |
| I hate this bubble and think there's hella bad actors, tremendous waste.\n\nCompetition is good though. Someone gotta lose. |
| My bad 😅\n\nI had to fill out a form for shipping something a few months ago, I think that was the last time that I wrote more than a couple words down. |
| Kids use AI now. They don't need Chegg anymore. |
| Hope Lionel Richie is ok. Why Dolly bringing everyone down like a bowling pin |
| bank of england and morningstar all predicting a correction or rotation out of growth. Few berz seem convinced |
| ok this fuckers are selling options, letting the kids buy and then milking the theta the fuck out of them. not complicated pretty simple. rinse and repeat.\n\n |
| what crypto should i invest in rn? |
| some people have weirdly only been to japan, or they visit once and they get some kind of "paris syndrome" but for tokyo instead of paris where they're disillusioned and everything sucks. |
| well even so, 200k put will still make u money |
| In 9 months some different looking babies about to be in maternity wards...\n\n |
| how is chegg still 100m mcap |
| Well today sucked. |
| Imagine getting rug pulled by Markiplier |
| I’m starting to think I don’t know what the fuck the market is going to do. Like who can explain why MU popped at the end? |
| I didn't say it was going to crash but we aren't seeing another repeat of last earnings, I expect -5% after hours |
| But then who keeps the handsy marines in line? |
| when to short gopro? |
| My favorite part of where I am in life is getting rid of shit. Sell it, give it away, idgaf. Just get this shit i dont use out of my life. |
| Either you're buying ridiculous amounts of foods or prices are insane in Burgerland |
| **Treasury Dept Chuds:** Mr Bessent Mr Bessent! Yields hit new 20 year highs today. What should we do?\n\n**Bessy:** LOL it’s all good my bros 😮💨🚬👌 |
| Hell yeah brudder. I got 600 of em. Probably need to get 90 more. |
| give up porn n get some stank on ur hanglow |
| Alternatively you could learn to grin and bear a drawdown if your thesis hasn’t crashed |
| I write short notes for myself, like things i need to do today from time to time. It is kinda nice to cross out something on paper and not on a phone. |
| They can and I fully believe they will, it will be spectacular |
| What happened at DUOL for the 4% aftermarket pump? |
| Wouldn't it be crazy if you had fully ported it. But instead of finding generational wealth, you find that you are the largest shareholder of the stock. So the second that you go to sell the stock tanks. That would kinda suck bro. You would have to buy Twitter and post pump posts all day to protect your wealth. |
| I will be messaging you in 1 day on [**2026-09-01 22:00:35 UTC**](http://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=2026-09-01%2022:00:35%20UTC%20To%20Local%20Time) to remind you of [**this link**](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1w3p3ty/what_are_your_moves_tomorrow_september_1_2026/p72elec/?context=3)\n\n[**CLICK THIS LINK**](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=RemindMeBot&subject=Reminder&message=%5Bhttps%3A%2F%2Fwww.reddit.com%2Fr%2Fwallstreetbets%2Fcomments%2F1w3p3ty%2Fwhat_are_your_moves_tomorrow_september_1_2026%2Fp72elec%2F%5D%0A%0ARemindMe%21%202026-09-01%2022%3A00%3A35%20UTC) to send a PM to also be reminded and to reduce spam.\n\n^(Parent commenter can ) [^(delete this message to hide from others.)](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=RemindMeBot&subject=Delete%20Comment&message=Delete%21%201w3p3ty)\n\n**RemindMeBot is switching to username summons.** Instead of `!RemindMe 1 day`, use `u/RemindMeBot 1 day`. [More info.](https://www.reddit.com/r/RemindMeBot/comments/1tskg07/remindmebot_is_switching_to_username_summons/)\n\n*****\n\n|[^(Info)](https://www.reddit.com/r/RemindMeBot/comments/e1bko7/remindmebot_info_v21/)|[^(Custom)](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=RemindMeBot&subject=Reminder&message=%5BLink%20or%20message%20inside%20square%20brackets%5D%0A%0ARemindMe%21%20Time%20period%20here)|[^(Your Reminders)](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=RemindMeBot&subject=List%20Of%20Reminders&message=MyReminders%21)|[^(Feedback)](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=Watchful1&subject=RemindMeBot%20Feedback)|\n|-|-|-|-| |
| I always miss all the fun! I've learned not to chase after the pump...the hard way. |
| just buy $200k worth of put and retire tomorrow if u know for a fact |
| Gonna get in on the D part of the gopro PnD. |
| Porn filmed on a gopro |
| only 2x but ill look into it |
| Midget catgirl futanari |
| It just comes down to Pussy and dick pleasures |
| Moron |
| Same, to the moon! (Which is downwards because China) |
| how would apple save the market from openAI not being able to pay its massive fucking debts (they are still unprofitable) |
| RemindMe! 1d |
| inflation |
| Confusing article says in the byline that prostitution is legal but the article itself says it's illegal. |
| U didn't answer the question Paul >:( |
| Lots of gun to unload . |
| spy gonna circuit AH |
| Have to go vintage. Like silent picture in an old western saloon. One showing for a half penny. Or you could go back to the graffiti in Pompeii. |
| +2% qqq trmw |
| Yeah yeah dude looks like a lay dee |
| Whats the best way to get alerted when a youtuber goes full regard? |
| Why not, the market likes to invert expectations. September historically bearish? Rally then! |
| Me thinks Apple will come save the day (I’m not in Apple position, but I think it’s coming) |
| Bro, why is this so relatable?! |
| Already totaled the camaro lol |
| Go Pro to the moon |
| You blindly believe so-called "authorities". Try to learn to think for yourself. |
| Gotta turn your graph counter clockwise 90d, now you’re rich and can afford that lambo >!from toysrus!< |
| Go for a chick with a dick banging a chick with a dick. |
| He went to school with me back at West Texas Intermediate |
| the only reason AI is a bubble is because of that fuckup company openAI and their over 800 billion direct/indirect exposure to debt. imagine if it was just anthropic from the beginning. |
| How often do u guys write, I feel like I haven't wrote in a decade, I kinda forgot how to write... |
| Going outside and touching grass?\n\nAlternatively quitting porn entirely |
| It will |
| Gopro will open between 0 to 100 tomorrow. |
| How about a man and a woman making gentle, tender love? |
| you need to be asking mr market and the 10-year for that |
| Whelp scrolled like 10 comments and can confirm gopro is just the latest pnd |
| I have calls. But not telling where 😂 |
| Even the idiots here now this is a bad idea |
| Recently started putting some powder on my balls and man is it a game changer |
| Thanks for a quick grand Gopro, never touching this shit again. |
| Pizza |
| Action cams are all fuckn garbage. Ive had every major brand fail. |
| Joined in at today's bottom. Up 25% on some October $28 calls. Ezpz |
| I took profits today, so it's about to have another +10% day soon |
| Guys banging a chick with a dick porn no longer does it for me. Anyone got any tips on what’s my next frontier? |
| the dam premiums are also calculated from extrinsic values with the current being the freaking war, tariff, WTI crude oil reserve, did u forget all of that shit |
| They will need to be working doubles and bringing in extras from.... Everywhere |
| Investing $189k and spending all that time and energy just to make $1361. Take that and run. |
| You're supposed to copy paste into chatgpt these days |
| Go pro lol you people are retarded |
| But if I listen to it on YT Ill just get spammed weird shit for the next month.\n\nYou cant watch shit on YT any more without them spamming deep bass club music or chill lofi music or nasty influencer tat |
| Charlie Kirk and Bin Laden are both 6'5, they should've been terrorizing the NBA |
| shorting GOPRO here |
| Do it for them *look at Epstein picture* |
| Microtears during sex = bleeding = higher rates of transmission |
| shorting go prochere |
| You can say that everyday about something different. Get over yourself |
| Please tell me this is real lol |
| The countries' tourists don't make it better either. |
| Yes, yes we are |
| What do you guys do with your extra time? I already went to the gym, rode my bike, cooked and took a nap |
| Am I getting this right, its Markiplier pumping Go Pro? This has to be bullshit no way |
| 1.36 now after hours lol |
| It will most likely, last earnings were a complete shock so premiums were low and call buyers made bank, now premiums are expensive and expectations are high |
| Gotcha. I’ve been selling down on it since it hit 485 |
| Legitimately could have made generational wealth by full porting a helmet cam company at 9:30 am today. My life is a joke. |
| oh WOW crazy high IV! sold a 500 call on it. Hopefully this and next month's rent is paid with it. |
| Goodbye Son |
| There is almost always blood involved when you do butt stuff. Your butthole is full of small blood vessels. That's why you see red by simply wiping a little bit too hard. |
| Can this get any longer |
| The we are charlie kirk song is pretty good ngl |
| Tom fat cuck Lee says rally in September huh… |
| GOPRO IT IS HUH |
| Gpro |
| Never forget - restaurants are, and always will be a bad business |
| I've got 54 min for mu to hit 959.94 or i lose my banbet. |
| More than you can shake a stick at. |
| Say what you will but this will build loyalty and morale way more than some dumbass company retreat. |
| after hours isi where regards panic chase or dump their stocks at the worst price take advantage short Go Pro |
| GOPRO finna really do dis huh? |
| TOM “BIG DICK” LEE: STOCKS WILL RALLY IN SEPTEMBER, NO RATE HIKE IN SEPTEMBER |
| it pre dates the lube they shouldve gotten. |
| sounds very close to Mango, I think you'll be ok |
| LMAO 🤌 |
| The next Canadian PM should name the US "Baja Canada".\n\n\n\nOur Dear Leader is fast relegating us to archaic irrelevance, and climate change is making more and more northern territory habitable, as well as rich in newly exposed mineral resources. An astute move would be to incentivize US tech and manufacturing companies to relocate north, and to establish new trade and supply chains that we have abandoned. \n\n\n\nWe just have to hope that they will have a benevolent and forgiving immigration policy. |
| GO PRO WILL CREATE GENERATIONAL BAGHOLDERS. I WANT ALL BAGHOLDERS TO POST THEIR LOSS PORN LIKE THEY DID FOR HERTZ (THATS TICKER HTZ FOR YOU REGARDS). THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER PRAISE BE TO ALLAH INSHALLAH MUHAMMED |
| Er when |
| As a professional trader who has averaged 1.5% a year over 35 years I am sick of being spoken to this way. Not only do I take online karate but I am the alpha in my wolf pack. I don’t think you know who you are speaking to when you call me names. |
| so basically, gtfo now |
| I mean sure, but that's kind of separate issue. |
| That 30% APR waits for no man |
| I in fact do want my entry price back. |
| What's going on over there? There's blood involved? |
| IRRATIONAL CONFLUBBERANCE |
| > They’re always busy even if regards in here say they’re overpriced garbage.\n\nSame in Germany. "Expensive", "unhealthy", "artificial" (which is mostly bullshit, but that trope somehow sticks).\n\nYet the restaurants and Drive-in are full at the weekend, lol. |
| Ouch, right in the Hormussy |
| BREAKING: Corporation GoPro has alerted the White House that it has obtained, in writing, an unconditional surrender from Iran. |
| Theta predates the alpha and the omega.\n\nIts the ultimate boss |
| #Tomorrow will be so green that bers will cry mercy LMAO🤌⛹🏾⛹️⛹🏾♀️ |
| I bought a TLT Nov Call in July thinking it was another bottom. It was not and it has not been a good time.\n\nLook at a 6-month chart, it seemed like a layup. |
| Good bye TimApple. thanks for the iphone 15 pro max |
| I’m going to buy some tomorrow. I like First Watch. \n\nThey are growing same store revenues and have a roadmap to over 2000 locations. They have the best seasonal menu of any sit down chain, and I think the margins are really good on that menu too. (Heavy on potatoes anytime there’s a bowl, cinnamon chip pancakes, etc.) Their customer base also leans towards upper middle incomes, so not as affected by short term hurting from inflation or job markets.\n\nThey charge way too much for coffee, but they also leave the coffee and water with you at the table because you’re not a child. I think it’s a buy at this price. |
| Ber = oso |
| Go - Pro, what happens is retails don't care about low liquidity and chase these piece of crap pump and dumps to stupid heights, this happened with HTZ as well from $2->2.90 then when regular session it gave back all its gains |
| The yearly deficit is already 1.8 trillion USD. How much money do you want him to print!!\n\nAnd this is why stocks only go up. |
| Hold down on the price in the chain then View Quote Details |
| it _is_ an excellent opportunity to dilute |
| Oh look, they are theta fucking the kids again... |
| no it's not, stop making shit up |
| What’s up Crodie |
| Dell is gonna sink like a fucking rock after hours tomorrow |
| This shitfuck market has me beat to a pulp so badly that if I have a good day, I wonder if I even deserve it??? |
| #Bers are strange fellas LMAO🤌 |
| Going all in on a company named "Mongo". Any loss I have I take full responsibility. |
| Sell MRNA |
| They done playing around now\n\nBREAKING:🚨 IRANIAN MISSILES LAUNCHED TOWARDS STRAIT OF HORMUZ |
| Because the market is retarded.\n\nIts not a satisfying answer but thats just the reality. AllBirds popped the other day from literally nothing and dumped again already. |
| Too bad they skipped giving you a brain. |
| I get that. I’m waiting on one myself. |
| Molly Santana new Hannah Montana |
| I said taking profits good, not holding losses. Don’t know where u got that |
| that too or markplier sells he invested 9 million he almost doubled he will take it off the table soon |
| So Tesla went up because a giant liar who lies about everything regurgitated some lie about some plan he's lying about that will never happen.\n\nGotcha. |
| HIV has surprisingly low percentage of transmission, even without protection. I think like less than 10% or something. But you are absolutely cooked if there is blood involved, which is why HIV is so prevalent between gay dudes. |
| I get my kicks above the waistline, sunshine. |
| SPCU? SPCQ? 🤷🏼♂️ |
| Idk why ppl hate bers so much. Without bers we would be in a bubble like every two years |
| I only go in if there is a meaningful pullback. |
| GoPro is going to see this 80% gain as an opportunity to dilute. \n\nThey do it every year |
| same brother 0.8 to 0.9 thought i made it out |
| Damn. That's true. Yeah I'll just chill with my ASTS shares and continue to do nothing |
| Going to Japan and not visiting Kyoto sounds terrible. |
| Gopro just made all my gains for this year, of course i miss this chance to make money |
| yeah I agree. It could take a long time for them doing that, but the stock will go up before they actually do it. |
| This won’t be a straight line down there will many violent spikes up to fuck puts |
| had 30k shares bought at 0.83 and sold at 0.87.. missed out on 15k |
| The fact they havent already raised rates with inflation as high as it is should tell you everything you need to know lol\n\nThat said theyre probably more concerned with the absurd government debt and cost of interest. |
| Never. Ever. Has MDT “mooned”. Ever. |
| Would've made 27k if I bought those TSLA calls in my watchlist |
| Yea okay buddy |
| still down 10k |
| squeeze of the year and im not in on it. so sick |
| I miss JPOW 😔 |
| lol why is BTC going up?\n\nthe bers told me it was going to 0 for sure... |
| we cant take it to the grave dawg |
| Finally, my opportunity to become an exit liqudity for a rich guy! |
| "Speculation: While some investors have speculated about a potential acquisition of GoPro by Meta to enhance VR content capabilities, no such deal has materialized." |
| Ya man they need those data centers to help controll your own personal robot here soon. Amd drive your car for you. And all that other bullshit they have planned. Bunch of bullshit I like driving my own car what else as re we supposed to do sit there and look at our phone while it drives us around that's probably what will be happening |
| Do not the long ladyboy |
| Don't poke the sleeping bear |
| if u just have a rule that u never buy the stock every retard in here is talking about, u will have a chance in life |
| We going to the dungeons of hell tomorro |
| I would fuck me too, after my daily minoxidil application tho |
| Broo, I'm getting the temptation again, to full port options and get rich or **no** home 💀 |
| Check MarketWatch Economic Calendar to stay up to date on all this stuff |
| Moves for ants |
| I randomly saw an article about how Markiplier being the biggest holder on GoPro today. It was clearly a sign. |
| lol no thanks im in a tax free account not taking that risk |
| 💀 |
| Just invest a small amount you can handeln to lose. You can make 5000x but only lose 100$ so f it |
| 8/4 SPY 763C $1200 to $10k |
| You stack physical (self-custody, cold wallet) bitcoin. |
| I’m sure you will be rewarded jumping back in. \nI’ve been waiting on a pullback to grab more. |
| GoPro rises from $0.61 to $1.23.\n\n“Chris Paul hits a huge 3 to cut the lead down to 42.” |
| NOOO SEPTEMBER NOOOOOOO |
| Why did we pump today ? Wtf - i waana buy lower !!! |
| my paper account is raining money today but my real one is just flat |
| fuk u |
| ber the type of fella who will block an exit with their turn-of-the-century altima because 'its entrance only' |
| 😳 |
| LABT |
| It's not though the pe is misleading |
| Whatever floats your aircraft carrier mate |
| Ber no es bueno\n\nBer es muy mal |
| You got leaped bro |
| You would have more chances of losing even more hair |
| "Oh no, look at the yen! The long end of the yield curve is untenable. Mommy there's a monster in the closet!" \n \nGet a grip and grow up, you guys |
| Literally no high beta stocks will have IV less than 50% in this market, stocks with a 20% IV on leaps won't have enough liquidity |
| That golden corral doin sumn to ya brain cuh |
| You sound like my boss at work |
| I wish Zillow listings had a comments section. Some of these listings deserve a single comment: LMAOOO |
| if I had hair, would life be different? would I actually make money instead of losing everyday |
| gopro is gonna dump massive trust lots of bagholders will be made i can't wait for loss porn |
| mstr put |
| FWIW, I’m placing my bets on a weekly gain. I think we rip |
| Lol yall rather hate then Secure the bag.. thats Crazy |
| Stock is expensive |
| soxx leveraged etfs are dead, need something new |
| Oh it’s definitely fake and rigged. If they raise rates the market will plummet. |
| See you later folks. I converted to Islam. I have to go fuck my goat in the ass. |
| Its priced in |
| I support this |
| Just another 3k... but its ok...... |
| Gopro |
| So that the data centers can steal the utilities/infrastructure away from actual cities. |
| Bet You said the same for gamestop |
| W T F 🫠 |
| Bet you said the same flr |
| update sold for a profit of 0.99, I guess I can buy 2 timbits |
| Because we live in regard-o-world lmfaoooo |
| You don’t have to announce every boner |
| dude it wont let me i have no idea im so pissed ive been trying to do it for the past week \n\n |
| I hope they raise rates through the roof. If the market is afraid of that it means the market is fake as fuck and rigged. |
| Probably make some money on NVDA |
| Oil pumping |
| FOMO regards pumping it |
| Couldn’t have done it with a worse company. Congrats. |
| Nothing wrong with rolling the dice on the greater fool theory. Just need to understand that is what you are doing and size accordingly. |
| Eat my dongus you fuckin nerd.\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| whether or not its a penny stock, we need to have go pro stickied to the banner\n\nthe world must know of the brave souls who made or lost their life's savings chasing the newest pump and dump\n\nGod Speed retards o7 may you tendies be lukewarm and your ketchup red |
| 3 years is crazy, i personally sold my position but hope it works out for you |
| rotation into wearable tech |
| visited my first one last week.\n\nasked for omelette with peppers and tomatos\n\ngot omelet with FULL roasted red pepper including seeds, no tomato, but did get random mushroom. cold sausage.\n\nasked for a muffin to go....then they didn't charge me.\n\nand QR code check out and nope not going back |
| I’m bricked up beyond belief |
| Believe it or not buddy you might be waking up to a hand on your shoulder tomorrow morning |
| What if they strap gopro on hertz rental cars across the country. Maybe call it Flocking or something |
| ASST is the new ASTS |
| 0 proof of anything btw |
| Sandisk Corporation Common Stock -> `1550.055` (65.075 / 4.382%) |
| !p SNDK |
| GoPro is running |
| I don’t get it, why does a YouTuber becoming the largest shareholder mean it needs to pump like this |
| I’ll be seething if my CMG 37.50 puts don’t print by the end of this week. |
| Rate hike odds for September now almost 65% 🐻 |
| Love you long time Joe |
| Damn look at seiko's stock... |
| Lake mango |
| I would never touch go pro JFC guys, let’s be real |
| oh god the htz bots are gonna be replaced by gopro bots |
| Ballroom got 🥭 ROCKED UP. Bullish af. Mans gonna make a move. |
| Exactly, the other guy very clearly was making shit up about the "immigrant heavy areas" being filthy. That guy has probably never been to Japan before.\n\nThe only place that can be somewhat NYC level filthy would be certain areas in Saitama, but it didn't get the title of Florida of Japan for nothing |
| Fixed it \n\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/m82hkieq5smh1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1bc27e4e03e91b53f1c4878e97146a86957e204a |
| \+11% in the last 10 mins |
| First Watch is corporate lunch slop. IMO when the recession hits and companies begin to lay off en masse, combined with whoever's left simply tightening their wallets and bringing food into the office more, their business model will collapse. But good luck. |
| Anyone else seeing Tsla hit 400 this month? |
| I'm a government hating GEN X motherfucker dude. Of course I know they made those movies to TRY and program us for DATA CENTERS. |
| bough 10 shares to see hm I could've made |
| Rather buy hood |
| I believe in you. |
| “Thai prostitution warning” ?? More like alert, cash cow coming 😂 |
| I need to turn $500 into 50k by sun up |
| Hoping my metal stocks go green.\n\nQuestion how much corporate bonds should be a part of my income strategy.\n\nCope over my boss cutting my hours, and realize I need to start the job hunt soon. |
| September will be green btw, the seasonal midterms thesis is a retail bear trap |
| Oh, I bought almost 3 years of time. It's been like 2 weeks lol |
| Babe wake up it’s time to astroturf wsb again from our pump and dump discord server |
| Lake America? |
| Not holding positions overnight is so much less stressful |
| I see gopro i downvote simple as |
| GoBag |
| damn bruh\n\nI can't go that long |
| Nuts in my mouth |
| giving India internet and disposable income makes both the internet and international travel a bit more….. exotic? |
| Holy shit. It's Chad Dickens.\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| Our AI tracks our most intelligent users. After parsing your posts, we have concluded that you are within the 5th percentile of all WSB users.\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| #BAX PHSYCOSIS BRAIN TIME GTFOOH\n\nSo ima let yall in on a little finding ive discovered and why i think the market really is about the crash to oblivion.\n\nCall it *The Bax Bubble Theory*\n\nPre covid - the price of spy was about 338 but lets just call it 350, or tree fiddy.\n\nStill with me? Heres some crak 🧂\n\nAnyway, in cuthroat world of dirrivitives the mm's have a tendancy to push for 2x gains on the long and short side every hour of every day. Im sure the math behind this goes deep but this is just an observation after having placed and witnessed countless trades by myself and others.\n\nIf you sell a bunch of options for a dollar the wholesalers need to be able to re-sale that at 2 dollars. This is the buisness model. Its really not hard to grasp - its like any buisness. This is the money store buisness. They key for a trader is to tax the market maker but most will just be the product in the end.\n\nI think the same holds true for ETFs but they are long form 5-10 years turnover for the same effect. An etf is the market maker product and domain and everyone gives them money. Its why they control bitcloin now as well since they got etfs on that shit.\n\nThus, the doubling has been reached from pre covid era.\n\nSpy 350 - 700 was achieved successfully following the inital downturn to around 160 low.\n\nThe housing market crash was similar.\n\nHousing crash spy: 153 to 68 \nRecovered up to 358 before the covid bs\n\nAnd before that the dot com bubble push spy from about 140 to 70.\n\nI think the first sign of this was in 1973 the first true bullshit crash happened for no other reason than things werent interesting enough.\n\n120 > 62. (For the index)\n\nYep.\n\nNow the worst one of all happened at the end of the roaring 20's.\n\n32 > 4. An 80% decline.\n\nThe so called "roaring 20's" was merely the first major transfer of wealth and the dawn of the incomprehensibly rich. Before that, everyone was kinda mid. The rich people had like, a big ass ranch and that was about it.\n\nTherefore, we can only assume we have reached the generational doubling and thus, the great halving is upon us. It will be interesting times indeed.\n\nThe setup is all there. Warsh at the fed, a goon at the top who can be one of the big scapegoats, and a manufactured crisis spawned out of the middle east, oil and the datacenter uber debt.\n\nAnd guess what?\n\nThis is all intended. The halving of your port translates into the halving of debt held by the public - a win for the coorperate machine. As is intended to be.\n\nWinter is coming. \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n |
| Go pro is a shitco but MRVL is overvalued |
| To be honest Id be more supportive of a WH bowling alley than a fucking ballroom. |
| Circle jerk |
| So 200 days gay. 😉 |
| Damn bro TTD was up 5% at one point today, i thought you're paper hands |
| You never watched the Terminator hu |
| Not buying GoPro but I'll stand on the sidelines and cheer everyone on who is buying it. LFG GoPro! |
| GOT IN AT 0.8 this is INSANE |
| But that shouldnt have any actual impact on their long term financials, like...whatsoever lol\n\nIts not like GoPro is some new tech |
| Calls on prep |
| Seamen will flow in the streets |
| I'm on year 19 so far.. |
| I’m more of a ‘hold the phone between your chin and collar bone’ type of recorder |
| HOLY SHIT ITS PUMPING GOOD LORD |
| no. It was pretty nice. \n\nI didn't go to a single place that was "filthy" like how nyc/sf have a reputation of being filthy. \n\nThere's no trash left around, other than around where it's meant to be. The only thing that could be improved is like a pressure wash - but most of tokyo could benefit from a pressure washing. It's not dirty, just grimy sometimes. There's no litter around, but it could still use a high-pressure spray to bring the original color and texture to some places. \n\nI guess the Sumida river was kinda brown and dirty, but like way less dirty than london's thames. |
| What is the strategic value for building data centers the size of small cities? |
| GoAmateur 🌀 |
| Seamen dispensing semen |
| Straight, in a row. Like a conga line of gay sex. |
| How |
| EASTMAN KODAK COMPANY -> `9.01` (-0.03 / -0.332%) |
| TIL there's no V6 option for the Mustang anymore - it's a ecoboost four-cylinder or one of their V8 options. |
| !p KODK |
| Maybe just a minute or two |
| GoBroke |
| You learn something new everyday |
| You’re right, he must unqualified and inherently evil, if appointed by the orange man. You idiots have an excuse for everything it’s unhealthy 😂 \n\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/k8knfvgy4smh1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=49ab2205d9dc6ec8ec6c5125e3cb4af72285e9e5 |
| they sold MRVL to buy a penny stock because some yootoober bought it\n\nYour American Stock Market |
| shorting gopro ig |
| I just looked at the chart. What a weird chart it is with the ex-div zigzags. I bought some TLT recently. Can't stay this low forever. |
| Imagine thinking SPY can go down more than 0.5% in a single day |
| **Only 1 in 10 WallStreetBets users can count. The other 3 are leveraged 100x** |
| Why is purr not moving with hyperliquid? It will shoot up or down somewhat Willy nilly |
| Meta Platforms, Inc. Class A Common Stock -> `572.215` (-5.8 / -1%) |
| Username checks out |
| !p META |
| The Supreme Cunts have to be held accountable. |
| ...you know that isnt true lol |
| calls on crooked numbers hehehehe |
| go pro news came out at 10:30am this mornign if you were paying attn you coudl buy at 70 cents, if you are an idiot who comes home from work right now check twitter and buy at 1.20 you can be a bag hodler like me.. |
| Username checks out |
| No, I just have eyes. |
| Yours bags are heavy right? |
| Lady bois about to make a killing 😂 |
| Hoping MDT kills earnings |
| Come to Appalachia and let me grab ya |
| Gopro went from 4 decimals stock to 2 decimals and now everyone is buying it lmao |
| They will hate, but Wendy's does seem poised to turn things around 🤷♂️ |
| If she puts on something purdy... |
| Nobody on earth has ever shot a porno with a go pro lmao |
| Up 20% in 30 mins , nice! Never heard of this pos before but I’ll take my money and be on my merry way |
| You’re an idiot. How tf are they running out of money when hyperscalers are spending more in 2027 than 2026 and even more in 2028? Enterprises are spending more and more on AI tokens every month. $100B+ in cloud backlogs. AI usage and spending is accelerating with no slowdown in sight |
| chilling. Averge was \~13.1, I'm up on it atm, but not much |
| Squeeze my dongus you fuckin nerd. \n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| Short squeeze |
| Uhhhhh.....thanks? |
| Go pro made me rich \n\n(no it didnt) |
| Straight? |
| Oh really. It is nothing more than that. You can't prove me wrong. It is all a hoax to steal all your data. |
| Why all these bag holders trying to pump go pro? |
| Yeah and they write it off as ‘it’s fine! I always shit before every shower!’ |
| Yes |
| Will someone message me when GoPro is bagged |
| Lol today many people can get Rich |
| Only one out of 5 wsb user cam |
| Indeed |
| #Why are you guys investing into porno cameras? LMAO🤌 |
| Because you’re biased? |
| I see everyone caught on to MU’s “buy at close, sell at open” gimmick… |
| PUMP THE CAMERA THE OG CAMERA OF THE AGES |
| 😂 |
| Not worth your time trying to gender people on the internet. Dudes just be online with Rebecca as their username and it’s a 40 year old man with 5 kids |
| how long does it take to get over a breakup 💀 |
| https://preview.redd.it/t2h02uof4smh1.png?width=1000&format=png&auto=webp&s=194737bb6d0572a0f7625a6b9df660aa53458256\n\nI'll bite for a few shares. Let's get this baby to $1B |
| My condolences |
| wtf is gopro? sounds stupid |
| Especially the stuff I own LMAO🤌 |
| Guys can you shut up about GoPro, I don’t want to become exit liquidity |
| Why? Navy dudes have been boning each other on the ship for months |
| Apparently my brother in law is the same way and why he will only shit at home. |
| Pump go pro!!! |
| Ofc iam already in |
| Go Pro broke the Key Psychological Whole # at $1.00 that justifies $5.00 tomorrow , or atleast thats what my buddy on twitter said |
| #Today could have been an e-mail LMAO🤌 |
| Imagine actually thinking that AI = ChatGPT. Geezus Christ dude |
| Whoever paid off the cops this month |
| https://preview.redd.it/50d8d0nd4smh1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=791d77e7ca47c4f6f0efa519203c525feafe8fe8 |
| lol, anyone watching the stock that markiplier bought\n\nAhh the apes here have already started |
| Whats gopro price? |
| I now believe in the AI trade. |
| My portfolio is actually green today lmfao |
| filmmaker adoption* |
| On gopro |
| Markiplier hype!! Don't think it will last in the prompt but if sees gets amateur filmmaker on some of its new devices I see leaps doing well |
| Ahhhh go pro the next bag |
| Thoughts earnings are today ah infact they are tomo afterhours. Also went SPX 1Dte 7770 calls for this reason 🫨🫨 |
| Swear i already did 40% |
| who are in spy puts |
| I wonder how u/PaperHandsTheDip is doing with his TTD play |
| $OXY |
| https://preview.redd.it/ec045u774smh1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=877821f65b82b374deae1e545b6a769266a79ea8\n\n \nLatest ones |
| If you wash your hands with gloves on, you're not really washing your hands. |
| Invest in medical suppliers that create equipment used in sex change surgeries, invest in manufacturers of breast implants, etc |
| Yes. Robotics is a decade away from producing general purpose robots, maybe longer. |
| GOOGL have mercy on my butthole, I beg you |
| I didn't realize prostitution is illegal there consider how many lady-boyz are there. |
| I just put 5k into GoPro wish me luck! |
| End of month rebalancing for hedge funds / pensions. Looks like they’re bullish memory |
| go pro i swear to god every time i follow some influencer on twitter i get burned buying the high f me |
| How much did you lose? 💀 |
| Yes sir yes sir yes sir\n\nTook choking the chicken too literally |
| be happy it wasn't from $150k to $5k |
| No they said they're going to slow down their openings to 55/stores a year so they can fund growth with cash flow, that's part of why the market is pissed at them right now. So growth is going to be slower which has pissed off the growth funds but imo there's less risk of dilution or loading up on debt |
| GoPro has a lot of eyes on it! |
| fidelity not allowing gopro purchases ah 😂 |
| Take Two zanniebars |
| Fuck… I was thinking you are a girl all along |
| What’s up with sls |
| V6+2 after I add hellcat badges |
| Med cruise. Sick Bay used to post a running total of STDs while deployed. 400+ ships company.\n\nNon-Specific Ureathitus (NSU) - many (20+) aka "the bent pipes"\nGonorrhea - some (4-5)\nSyphilis - (1)! (that had to be a game changer) |
| GoPro to the moon! |
| Whether you play the game or not, a rigged market still fucks us all. Must all well just play. |
| can someone buy go pro so i can get out of my bags i just bought at 1.20 help |
| Get Barron in on GoPro, then Trump will ban Chinese cams |
| A tsunami of seamen incoming |
| spy v red tomorrow? i think more bombs and oil thru the roof |
| Good lord this market gets even dumber by the day. What the fuck justifies this GoPro movement lmao\n\nMeanwhile the company is bleeding money and revenue dropping like a rock YoY |
| How can you get here on TOS app w/o having the actual trade? I just tried but only could get here by doing a paper trade to see this |
| No, it’s gonna burn 🔥 when you pee though. |
| This is the logic that leads to addiction lmao. "Why fulfill my long term emotional needs as a human being when I can just cum and stop thinking about the long term for five minutes?"\n\nWhich wouldn't be bad except there's a reason long term drug addicts rarely end up great |
| I made some quick money on zeta. sold it too soon though. |
| “When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.” H.S.T. |
| Energy is where all the gains are. We should keep killing people in the ME so I can grow my portfolio. |
| yeah go pro has no future they can't do shit |
| Markets closed, my mom told me I need to go touch grass. |
| if they open up the soaplands and host/hostess clubs to gaijin, they can always fall back on being the new, improved Thailand. |
| I sold out of my NOW & CRM and put it in semis. lol for real. |
| Open the window a breeze rolls in and I jizz. In. My pants. |
| They’re cheap and if they kill it’ll moon. All depends on if they’re technology wirks |
| GoPro or go home. |
| It's not gay if you're straight |
| MDT calls. |
| sorry, baldie has roped |
| Haha my bro! |
| Damn bro you are ripped! |
| Open the casino! |
| what about washboard abs on this dih :shrek: |
| I drive by one of these every day. I thought it was some kind of church-cult. I had no idea they serve food! |
| This is good. Only thing I would disagree is open models and self hosting. Open weight models stand an excellent chance to act as the baseline models that companies use to build their own proprietary models on top of for special applications. Self hosting will make sense in narrow applications and a growing but niche market for consumer self hosted is likely. On device AI from Apple, Nvidia and Microsoft seem probable to handle a portion of tokens. |
| I'm with you. People are so stupid when it comes to AI. Its is a CON game to steal liquidity. AI is a glorified search engine period. Fake and gay. |
| No my bro! |
| LOL that's what the people of America want!\n\nTo renovate the White House bowling alley! |
| I know my bro! |
| you would never have held past 10k |
| I sold mine at open, for a loss just to see it 10x while I lost my entire port. Rip |
| AI means Artificial Indian |
| Not interested in that my bro! |
| cool. I did some trade on WEN too. Still own a bit. |
| I don't go washboard abs but got 20 inch arms and a massive back/chest is that considered ripped? |
| Problem is - which side of the trade is Mango taking. What is to stop him from rug pulling? |
| You dont realize what a bubble is if you think that disproves anything lol |
| I don't even own any lol it's a joke, buddy |
| Calls on poppers. |
| I had a friend growing up who had to be completely naked to shit. You’d just see all his clothes on the dirty ass bathroom floors in public. It was odd |
| Depends on exp |
| if you get a pump on the calls id just sell them. theres a massive head & shoulders on IGV and were coming up to the neckline |
| I did a lot of small trades in August. Nothing worth mentioning. My port is up 7% for the month. |
| The Thai Tourism Board and Southeast Asian Transgender Outreach Program agree. |
| Soooo you’re saying my RDDT calls are fucked..\n\nGot it |
| I said the same about crwd and threw 25k to the wind |
| Step up and buy it now |
| Stop trying to get ppl to pump your garbage |
| How about not seeing the future dumb ass |
| “That’s why they call it Bangkok” |
| I don’t know who is more fucked Thai hooker when us navy came after sailing for half year or your position |
| Go pro or go broke |
| You'd be up like 100% on shares alone if you invested in GoPro this morning. What's your excuse for not being rich? |
| Here comes the raping. |
| Aren't you aftaid they might dilute to sustain business growth? |
| Honestly I have no idea what you should do. Me I own some oracle puts and some SaaS calls that’s it. |
| Hey /u/lolololo17372 - I am a bot from /r/wallstreetbets. You submitted one or more banned tickers: GME.\n\n We don't allow discussion of low market cap (less than 500mm) tickers to prevent pump & dump spam and scammers. |
| Actual Indians actually using AI |
| I've had my PayPal for 25 years so mostly just convenience. |
| A YouTuber said GoPro is revolutionary for cinema.\n\nHollywood has said nothing of the sort. Since, ever. |
| I am once again asking the mods to fix the widget |
| your supposed to wipe you nasty ass motherfucker |
| Positions or ban |
| LLM is like dial up internet and it is stuck there. |
| This is hilarious and he’s gonna end ugly. |
| Sold the house, bought calls. Selling tomorrow after the huge pump and having it fund my retirement |
| Hey /u/McNastyNizzle - I am a bot from /r/wallstreetbets. You submitted one or more banned tickers: GPRO.\n\n We don't allow discussion of low market cap (less than 500mm) tickers to prevent pump & dump spam and scammers. |
| I think you put them *in*, not *on*. |
| And how does that refute his point that this shit is rigged lol |
| circl is a crypto stock so if btc go up past 80k yes if not then goes back down |
| No one's going inside me unless you've got crack, if you got crack then let's party. |
| Tomorrow will be green as the skin around that cut i got last month |
| My friend on a flight and someone clogged the toilet. It smelled **HORRIBLE.** \n\nThe crew had to call in a tactical midair plumbing service that charges $57,000 per hour.\n\nGuess who owns the plumbing service.\n\nGuess who told his friend to clog the toilet.\n\nThere are levels to this game. |
| im watching his vid and hes just yapping about the price of cameras im kinda confused |
| Not sure why you’re being downvoted. It’s estimated that somewhere in that ball park or significantly more have oral HSV-1. We’ll never know the extent since its not on a standard STD panel & it’s notoriously tricky to do swab test. |
| MOST LIKELY\n\nTHIS MARKETS RAGARDED |
| CRCL breaking 100 this week or back to 85? |
| What is you worst trade? |
| Sir we're in WSB |
| openAI will either default or get bailed out by the government. so many fucking companies are depending on openAI succeeding to get made whole and its obvious openAI wont be able to make the money |
| What happen to Sandisk? |
| bag holded apy put today i was up 200%, im greedy fat little bear |
| Go pro |
| I would involuntarily nut |
| NEED ME TO CRACK YOUR WIFE BRO |
| LOL so many people still think AI is a bubble.\n\nMeanwhile their wife and kids are in serious relationships with LLMs. |
| It's not gay if you wear a condom and your penis never actually touches them. |
| Mexico will pay |
| INTC |
| Puts, more puts, always puts. |
| Haven’t bought yet. Was gonna go 40 strike and sep 4 exp but honestly I rather just buy a 230 lotto for NBIS for the same price. Gtlb pa looks really sus |
| don’t see why it wouldn’t be |
| Put on a wig and let her hit you from behind. No difference. Just gotta tuck in the balls a little bit |
| Before Suno settled in court and ruined the training model, I enjoyed it because it would make incredible 60’s garage/surf and psychedelic rock, and also British beat/mod music. The audio quality made it sound like it really was something recorded and released 50+ years ago.\n\nThat’s my favorite period of music so it was cool to be able to generate new music that fit that very specific period and genre in a way no one else is going to do bc there’s limited market for it today |
| Any ripped dudes here with washboard abs? |
| Tell that to every major company whose employees at minimum have a basic AI subscription. They dont need little timmy working at Wendys to buy a ChatGPT or Claude subscription. |
| We should hold cash then? |
| Any SNDK bag holder above $1600 is probably really screwed. The AI boom is running out of money in a hurry. There are no earnings and noone can say where the earnings will come from. |
| only fucktards think it ain't rigged |
| So the sailers can get their Willy wet, sailors need shore time. Also ships need supplies. |
| HMS Herpes |
| NICE TRY CITADEL\n\nITS GONNA PUMP |
| Dont ruin her life just go behind the Wendys and you can even get paid for it |
| My bro Forest! |
| Tomorrow will be so green |
| You’re gonna hate me for saying this but \nIt’s going to $200-$210 |
| He spits truth but his detractors are completely distracted by his bluster about how not great ai models are. Which is completely besides the point. |
| just let them lose their money brotha |
| The c-suites at my job could learn a thing or two from this sailor leadership. Instead of Pattaya they throw people out to the shadow realm. |
| I'ma finna buy a GoPro just to film this shit. \nLand Ho here we Go! |
| Go pro i just full ported at 1.20 b/c some youtuber bought a big stake |
| Mine has a strapon. But she used it only for other girls and doesn't find it attractive for use on men |
| https://preview.redd.it/02ipjlxb2smh1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1400820a0678950cbe3e8c47a20fb66aaf1b3039 |
| genuine rope fuel |
| Found Mango's alt |
| ASTS let's goooooooooooooooooooo |
| Gopro is the new hertz on the block |
| fucking brutal |
| My ass is stinking |
| looks like im rich investing in a sports camera company |
| Where be your nutcracker? |
| Hey /u/egueroo - I am a bot from /r/wallstreetbets. You submitted one or more banned tickers: GPRO.\n\n We don't allow discussion of low market cap (less than 500mm) tickers to prevent pump & dump spam and scammers. |
| 😮💨🚁 |
| jesus christ redditors have bottleneck brainrot. your trade is crowded as fuck its not like every person in wall street also knows what the bottlenecks are |
| Sup u/WarmCan3034 😳🌝😼👽 |
| They said the same bs during dotcom |
| Who are you 🧐 |
| is SNDK about to pull the same thing RDDT did when they got added to S&P 500? |
| leaps on indexes |
| Hauhauhau |
| When you get to your hotel, it the top comforter is a floral print, just leave. |
| They are the pick and shovels for drone stocks trump Jr is advisor |
| if you want the DD... Watch Markiplier most recent youtube video, then look at the current P/S, then look at some other reviews of the Mission 1 series.. then its pretty easy to put together the DD, not that you have to believe it.. |
| Oh no steak too juicy and potatoes too buttery |
| Neat |
| i agree. us dudes should be more open to women playing with our butts |
| Very old news. |
| Something is getting stimulated alright |
| 0dte like a champ |
| Believe it or not $780 tomorrow \nIran opens Port of my butthole |
| That’s delusional…even for normal bers |
| WMT is getting bought up. Hoping for $106 before lunch |
| I mean Im not claiming its a good thing, shit is irresponsible lol\n\nIts just what the situation is right now |
| That’s how they/them start |
| Growing by realizing I’m a retard |
| apparently it was getting added into the msci index after close could be a reason |
| You think they haven't been choking their chickens all these days? They have death grip by now |
| I almost bought $1 calls this morning. Fu*k |
| gopro? wtf |
| Rigged for the machines. |
| Vcx is currently trading at $35 despite releasing nav of $21 and disposing of 1/3 of their anthropic stake at cost lol. Dumpster fire. |
| Word is Iran is calling for a deal |
| Perhaps? This didn't sound familiar, so I poked around and realized the one I had heard of was Nash Baldwin, who topped the Billboard charts, "...AI singer’s rise to the top of the charts was propelled by impressive performance metrics, including streaming numbers and radio play data..." |
| what if u enjoy it so much u always need something in ur butt |
| I just saw it on instagram |
| Warsh isn’t even considering raising rates until after the midterms. Then they can blame democrats for the shit economy in 2027 |
| Quiet Piggy |
| She will if I tickle her in a certain spot |
| M-pedo hired him to juice the economy not hike rates.\n\n \nFor now he is allowed to talk hawkish but just his words is enough to blow up the "STRONG ECONOMY" at this point. |
| Why did sndk pump before close? |
| Link to thong or I call bullshit |
| This. 100%. |
| The article says it’s legal but they are cracking down! Which is it lol. Poor sailors |