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| Call me next time to join you! |
| Some weak ass bulls got their hands shaken out and it shows.\n\nGet back in you sissies |
| Will it be held here till I'm forced to liquidate? |
| You sure? |
| We’ve been green for weeks straight and bears are still saying puts. Guess we have to go green again Monday |
| lookin kinda dumpehhh |
| Also claims to be young enough. Every time I look at the driver of the cyber truck, it's always a middle aged man on his own |
| Let's talk in a year. |
| Yeah, congrats on the 7.9k withdrawal, callsfordays. That’s more than enough to cover your 0DTE haircuts and then some. Friends? Sure. But don’t expect me to cover your losses next week when you blow it again. |
| i think this weekend will be very kinda to calls |
| It's kind of nice to know the oil market is as stupid as the rest of the market |
| Withdrawing 7.9k and doing again next week bot. Are we friends now? |
| Chad.jpg |
| I'm day trading spreads, I care more about 5 minute movements than 3 week movements. |
| >Share-based comp doesn’t let you “cash out early”, in fact it has a vesting period. Most people sell the shares immediately when they vest, which is a different story \n\nPlus internal shareholders are subject to lockout periods before and after every earnings report |
| Am i crazy or is ASTS +8% guaranteed on Monday. |
| There’s bulls who made money \n\nBers who lost money \n\nThen there’s me who lost money being a bull, the retard bar doesn’t go higher. |
| So you're the reason my single AMC call almost tripled in price this morning. Thank you. |
| https://preview.redd.it/lvvho5o8ysvg1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1ac5e2d415db167ecf40b8d32285a24e01e48087\n\n |
| TSLA will determine the fate of SPY |
| Nothing free about making good trades, shouldering the risk and shoving the capital |
| This time is different |
| My bro Initial good idea share the wealth |
| What's crazy is even though we went up roughly 12% this week, a -3% day would knock us down to flat YTD |
| Nobody likes a braggart. |
| That farm was right next to a casino too. WinStar in thackersville lol |
| Got destroyed buying puts every day this week (including today)\n\nGuess what I just bought 1DTE of? |
| Never buying a put again |
| 1950’s car restoration companies |
| Nice, you actually took profit on a 0DTE instead of holding till it bled out to zero. 408 is a solid top if the tape starts fading, assuming you didn't leave a bag behind. |
| literally nothing happening since 1 30 |
| Bers got their booty cheeks clapped lmfaooo |
| It’s actually really fun lol\n\nI die a lot though but it’s fun |
| Jesus I already sold! 400c 0dte. Bought after my haircut. Sold at 408 silly billy!! |
| Double it and give it to the next person |
| Israel killed someone in Lebanon with a drone strike today too. So that ceasefire is pretty much BS too. |
| Its 2026 and investors finally realized netflix is shit |
| AMC… SHORTS NEVER COVERED |
| Well I wasn’t the only one fooled today |
| Usually when people get paid and just dca into the stocks they like. |
| PROFIT TAKING |
| wtf homie call me next time! |
| There needs to be some reality first that makes market go down .5% then some major breakthrough with potential talks thats not based on reality but up 2% rinse and repeat until spy 1 million |
| I might strangle 1 dtes because shit today seems fake. |
| https://preview.redd.it/be12van1ysvg1.jpeg?width=606&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=25fd5253907d37e19063993ab62a0b878614d11a\n\nNow were cooking with gas lets goooo |
| Power hour for cucks |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/gjbaca17 made a bet that TSLA would go to 325.0 within **4 weeks** when it was 366.194 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 0 wins and 2 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| Just picked a nice big booger what should I do with this bad boy |
| Insiders are subject to lockout periods so that they can't front run the market |
| It feels like I am winning hard but the truth is Im just back to where I was a few months ago \n\n😂😂😂😂😂 |
| AMC-tard maybe? |
| No shot this holds |
| Yeah but you can find that and stay in California lol. Why not move up north? Somewhere pretty? Are you just going to move into an empty field and call it a life? |
| Orange Jesus will ruin this massive green dildo day. Take profits if you need to because there’s gonna be more crap to come. |
| The date is 4/28/2026 and america is on ther 96th Cease fire and the DoD has starting issuing baptisms to all Frontline troops |
| The account I play with based on shit I read here and my own brilliant ideas is down 23% all time. The boring account I barely touch is up 70% over the same timeframe. Really learning about myself here. |
| You actually think someone knows the answer to that? |
| Not with those vibes it isn't |
| Your puts are dead |
| Puts on live nation? |
| Bers begging for a ceasefire from the bols |
| About an hour ago you had no idea that AIS could be tricked man |
| Bet on it! |
| Big 🧠 |
| Damn Anthropic gonna be the most valued company ever. \nEverything they release swallows an industry. \nI've only ever seen people not close to the industry still not realising how big of a threat is AI. |
| Is it worth getting? Loved bfV but 2042 kind of fell flat for me. |
| Yeah, you're holding TSLA while I'm watching my thesis get flushed back toward $380 like I predicted. Good luck with that bag, hope it doesn't bleed out before earnings. |
| I never bought those calls. I been in tsla. Chill not 😂😂 |
| RDDT wen 200 |
| Yea, that's what these people are doing. Ordering online through grub hub. Some restaurants don't have their own online ordering. |
| is this normal selling or is something gonna happen this weekend |
| to have fun? |
| This time is different... |
| Lmao what's with the Elon pics 🤣 |
| It’ll be given to the U.S. for free is what 🥭 said |
| Bruh you already got your generational bull run, was a miracle 3 weeks not enough? |
| i was just about to say imagine being a ber on the daily but i no longer need to imagine. i just look at this. |
| how did you miss this insane rally? SPY has looked like the latter half of a check mark for the last 3 weeks |
| Ghey bears: A Wendys dumpster story. Now Streaming on Netflix. |
| It was just jokes 😂😂 |
| https://preview.redd.it/uwkw5potxsvg1.jpeg?width=584&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=65c82d89d09b22f061a297b431ee254ec69dd3ea |
| No way this is dropping under 709 |
| Mango gonna keep announcing a deal before it's even fucking made to fuck ur poots bers. |
| Too high, too fast, a (small?) pullback is to be expected |
| You all should check Marine traffic, replay the past hours, there are dozens of ships attempting to pass the strait right now and they all turned back around again\n\nWhatever the fuck is happening, the strait is clearly not open yet |
| Can't believe that the exit of Papa J🅱️ow is gonna be a bullish event. |
| Damn, so not much Theta will hit it. Your call. It's a toss up. anything can happen in this environment. This is how I learned to at least buy 2 calls. One to lock in profit and one to leave as a runner. Sorry I can't help you with that one. Nobody knows what will happen. With that strike price, you need it to keep firing up. If it turns the other way, you can lose a lot. |
| sir NVDA ready to moon,,,, |
| The bots in Battlefield 6 are like programmed by the Department of Defense lmao\n\nI got sniped once at like 200 yards by a bot with a DMR |
| It is, in fact, NOT open. Anyone with access to the internet can confirm this by watching the marine traffic not flow through it.\n\nThis news came out and a string a of ships started into the strait until a little while ago when they all turned around to head back. |
| Call credit spread |
| bull head more inflated after today than bryon neom tiddies |
| Where are you seeing them going through? |
| Yeah, you mentioned it. You said you're loading the 800 calls if SPY crosses 460. Don't act like you're the first degenerate to bet the farm on a round number. |
| Yah I'm carrying a few puts through the weekend. This line straight up shit is ready to collapse. |
| Yes. Marinetraffic shows all ships in the Persian gulf that were headed to the strait have turned around and are going back |
| When in the hell I mention 460 level |
| no volume hour |
| World peace announced over the weekend into blow off top Monday. SPY 800 EOW |
| ok hot philosopher |
| is the guy who said that SPY movement can be predicted by copper moves onto something or this a known grift, im skeptical of most people claiming to predict anything but im wondering if any of you regards have heard anything of this |
| 710 |
| Nobody cares about oil anymore. It will be back to normal in a few months. Alls well |
| Are there really any true bers or bols? |
| if you have unlimited money, why even place any trades? |
| Gonna go cash gang for weekend. The War Over trades seem overextended and I need to not stress for a few days. Plus Mango and Iran literally contracting each other on everything so...who the hell knows whats going on with that. |
| Who thinks 709 will hold to close? |
| Can someone launch their nukes, and preferably before 4pm |
| The only way to win is to forget your password for a bit and also get insanely fucking lucky. |
| WSB bots remain undefeated |
| Wen v? |
| Yeah, reacting to a guy going 0-3 on bets is a valid take, but don't act like you're some neutral observer when you're sitting on SPY calls betting 460. Just admit you're hoping he gets liquidated so your bag doesn't look as bad. |
| This is more annoying than watching the battle for 680 |
| If he ever gets berish that's mean the sun turned off or someshit |
| PSA: Oil is 60% above pre war levels |
| ES is gonna get pinned to 7150. Last 30 min of trading are a waste of time |
| Actually as much as it was dumb to leave Obama deal it did have genuine flaws like sunset clauses and by this point we would have enrichment issues again. |
| I never said I was trading it— all I said was “Jesus” to his 0-3 ban bets |
| https://preview.redd.it/b17w5f5hxsvg1.png?width=1536&format=png&auto=webp&s=ff4b09a3037824c32c4dea6d8d583dcca006dcce\n\nwhat happened |
| 709 is hodor |
| Free up some cash right now before the casino closes and you're at the mercy of another regarded weekend. |
| I've lost so much money in the market that nothing in real life can hurt me anymore. I am immune to pain. |
| Helps with the cost of housing long-term though...\n\n |
| I wouldn’t be trading then |
| It's wild how many financial news outlets have pumped out "markets have hit the bottom" in the past 48 hours as markets are at all-time highs.\n\nHow is the all time high the bottom? |
| It's not even open, it's the IRGC version of open |
| "Strait of Iran" has "Tim Apple" energy to it, no? |
| it's not open |
| Living the dream brother fuck you and congrats |
| Strait wide open…..not |
| Those puts are deep diving rn |
| thought experiment - what trades would you make today if you had unlimited supply of money? |
| I feel like Barron may be loading puts into the weekend. 🧐 |
| Yeah I finally dumped my infq calls today, made $10 profit |
| Invasion of the middle east part X |
| If the strait is open, then we are just back to where we were three months ago right? |
| My 709 SPY puts that I bought earlier are already printing |
| I hope so! Do you know what typa calls are best to buy for the generational run? Is it just fucking way out the money spy? |
| Where is this ships getting turned away news at? Everything I'm seeing shows them moving through. Are you looking at Marinetraffic site? |
| Still only 52 million volume on SPY. |
| Go east one more state. Arkansas has better geography, comparable tax structure to Oklahoma and cost of living is about the same. \n\nI moved out of the city 10 years ago onto property. If I don’t leave to go to the store, I can go weeks without seeing a single person. It’s fucking great. |
| Looking at adding $AMPL and $MGNI, what do you guys think about these picks? $AMPL more risk but if their agentic AI leads to increase in guidance it could easily be a 3x to 4x, $MGNI has a recent partnership with AMC and has an amazing balance sheet. |
| Of Clifford |
| They already aren't. Just read what people actually in the cybersec industry are saying about it. \nThis falls with the "create fear at launch pattern" what they have been doing for too long. |
| Monday is always pump. |
| Have a feeling the deal will fail in the near future. We have more US warships and troops now near the Strait than ever before. Iran is refusing to transfer Uranium out of the country. |
| JP Morgan on CNBC saying TSLA has a downside to a 146$ price target tells me to go all in on 12/31 500 calls |
| 5/29 |
| So far the big tech companies have had shit earnings reactions. \n\nASML nuked\nTSM nuked\nNFLX nuked |
| o7 the work will go on for 100 years, brother. |
| It is literally historic. Top 5 Vs of all time for sure |
| ASML, TSM both posted beat earnings, and raised guidance, then fell. Crazy things can happen but INTC dropping seems legit. |
| Which is the rest and pullback needed to hit 730 for late next week and earnings week. |
| You should be barronmaxxing right now. Barronmaxxing is behaving like you both have insider information from the president and that you literally can’t actually lose because daddy won’t let you.\n\nLook at the next “deadline”, this is the catalyst that will inject volatility and move the market and then buy outrageously out of the money 1dte calls right at market close the day before. The next thing should be when the last Iran USA ceasefire ends on Tuesday evening. \n\nTrump will tweet completely unsubstantiated good news on late Monday night or early Tuesday morning.\n\nSell your position right at the next day’s market open before journalists wake up and start fact checking what’s been said. |
| I just wanna see Tesla burn |
| Boots on the ground and SPY to 750 |
| Wow bro… |
| Sour hour?? |
| Is all of history this stupid? Straight open, Straight closed. Don't be mean to me! No, you started it! I feel like I'm back on the playground. |
| who’s ready for round 2 |
| Yeah, my account is only at 3500 so it hurt. |
| friday DCA? |
| strait of america |
| I had too much cash so I bought some Netflix calls |
| * Iran breaks ceasefire via a proxy\n* Bombing over the weekend\n* Iranian Army becoming a Chinese proxy. \n* Third ceasefire attempt by next Friday. \n\nSo 720? |
| Dawg, I understand your pain. Fuck, I'm sorry. |
| SPY closing ~ 706 🦀🦀🦀🙏🙏🙏 |
| It's crazy that ships are being turned away at the strait, Iran says they will never give up enriched uranium under and circumstances, and they said that 🥭 is full of shit and the market just doesn't give a fuck. |
| Puts got crushed by a historical run up .. can’t be mad |
| What a waste of 2 months of pain lol and americans died for ts |
| The source you gave was indicating that it was closed, but that Iranian tankers that had been out before the US blockade were still active with high volumes |
| priced in. |
| Yeah, I'm looking at SPY right now and the 460 level you mentioned is looking like a brick wall, not a springboard. With the market this choppy and the macro noise, I'd be hesitant to throw good money after bad chasing a breakout that hasn't actually printed yet. |
| Sold INFQ 20,96 today \n\nStill cant believe it, the top was 20.98 and traded during a golf simulator on 5% battery\n\nWill probably retire now from trading - it doesnt get any better than this on stocks\n |
| https://preview.redd.it/83kvp376xsvg1.jpeg?width=1100&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3e14de87bd8fde3ffdf5a83c84b549aa86f050b5 |
| Bought a spx put time to buy another |
| You first |
| Even if there is a surcharge, I think both sides agreeing not to shoot passing ships is a temporary respite needed for folks to cross it.\n\nAnd given we have the most stable genius president of all time, we can totally expect this to last for the 3-6 months it will take for the markets to level out from this problem. |
| It’s actually traded wishing $1 do the last 2 hours |
| Heard this one before! |
| Bob had bitch tits |
| Way OTM call as a hedge at the top. \n\nATM put after the drawn down at 1:30.\n\nFull rest of port ATM calls after I sell the puts at 2:30. |
| That little V was fake. First one in forever |
| How r u feeling these days buddy, it had got a good run |
| where are they finding these people to buy in now that aren’t already bought in? |
| Bro how did you not sell any earlier. |
| yeah, but they've actually made a program to bring migrant workers back and kept it quiet and raids have gone down because i guess some big businesses had a come to jesus talk with the administration |
| Will the real slim shady please stand up? |
| I bought the bottom of the first long red candle then got fucked lmao |
| only thing breaking is your bank account |
| The initiation ritual for theta gang is just the marshmallow test. |
| You already have a bet going - SPY to 716.27562 before 18-Apr-2026 12:52 AM -05 |
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| They can’t keep getting away with this. IM NOT FUCKING LEAVING. MORE PUTS |
| Bers, those 600p LEAPS you were parading around are over $100 OTM 🫵😂 |
| $NVDA intraday so funny. Had multiple small pokes below magic level $200, shaking out people desperate to lock in gains after it's been sideways for so long. Now grinding higher into close. Ain't no one scared of weekend risk. |
| Went full regard |
| When life feels unhappy we need to travel Where do you think would be a suitable place for a solitary man to find a sense of release? |
| Lol |
| Talks on Sunday failed to and market goes to 701 |
| This is called a support |
| Puts this weekend is literally free money |
| I went from up $2000 this morning to down $200. Pain |
| Rate cut coming up? |
| In shocking news, Dan Ives is even more bullish. |
| Same I bought literally one min before |
| So calls for next weekend as well?? |
| Yeah no shit. He smoked me for 120k when "the war was very much over." Reality will catch up one way or another, inflation or contraction. |
| What is the plot for the next week? |
| I wish the market was at the mercy of my tweets |
| how the hell do you fumble spx lmao |
| Hopefully this is the start of a generational bull run |
| Oh fuck. Duh. Thanks! |
| K well this war is done I’m researching what stocks will go up when Cuba’s turn comes up |
| This kind of movement would've been wonderful when I held tons and tons of puts, fucking shitty MM's |
| Hey my 2 calls lost too bro. |
| https://preview.redd.it/wsj2zcjtwsvg1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ef0634d94af7fa55f7d96d8177b69c6bb73bf13a |
| I'll have what he's smoking. |
| Tbh i see more bulls complaining that it dipped 0,3% from the top r |
| When is expiration? |
| can lose money by taking profit because of commissions. happened to me today, made a quick scalp today, got about 1.5 dollars profit but due to commission fees the trade was red (lost like 14 cents or so) |
| historically low population growth is not ideal either. |
| The REAL April fools were the ppl who downvoted me for buying these RGTI shares and calls\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/d9r1kf9uwsvg1.png?width=1440&format=png&auto=webp&s=9e299ebab98c2fa3cdb069472bb78f2386fab494 |
| Got killed by that dip in the middle of the day |
| We can just generate AI videos of strawberries being picked. |
still here according to this  Bagholder Index WSB daily discussion market sentiment dashboard bagholderindex.com |
| This sounds so much like a euphoric bubble |
| Bers silently gooning watching spy chart zoomed in from 712 to 709 |
| Well u know the answer . |
| Orange man make bad tweet -> market red\n\nOrange man make good tweet -> market green\n\nBut I warn you I am colourblind and don't know what red or green is for you |
| dontholdcallsovertheweekenddontholdcallsovertheweekenddontholdcallsovertheweekend |
| That, and that I was making a joke about the market being flat on the weekend 😛 |
| No we must start another war so that we start ceasefire talks again |
| You are holding your phone upside down. |
| No sell. No sell. You're the sell. |
| Laughs in margin |
| Almost impossible |
| Markets are gonna start caring about this immediately after Robinhood liquidates retail's oil calls.\n\n> “Enriched uranium is as sacred to us as Iranian soil and will not be transferred anywhere under any circumstances,” Baqaei was quoted as saying by Tasnim news agency.\n\nhttps://aje.news/zo0udq?update=4500892 |
| Just wanted to say thanks! I bought a bunch of those Jan2027 $20C at $0.40 and sold them about 2 weeks ago for some crazy profit. Was one of the best trades I've ever made. |
| I’ve held plenty of 100%+ play’s only to have them expire worthless. Profit is profit coulda woulda shoulda don’t mean shit. |
| Bad bear |
| If it breaks below 709 it could insta drop to 707 |
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| do you have any of those.. er crazy trades left? |
| i wonder if the only way ORCL gets back to $350 is if they pivot to selling shoes |
| Already did on XOM at open so not doing too bad |
| Someone not letting the market fade into close |
| Their air defenses are more intact than we're reporting, that's a fact. We didn't lose 15 planes in one day for shits and giggles. Come on man do you really believe everything that we're reporting about this war, my God.... Casualty rates are at least 10 or 12 times higher than we've reported, and at the end of the day Iran has beat the shit out of us no doubt about it, they've basically destroyed almost every single base in the region. Planes are not flying uncontested throughout Iranian skies, we're using standoff weapons. |
| Very stupid |
| It's near the gulf of America, I think |
| 12 straight green days for Nasdaq. Let's get to 20 |
| Not really crazy if you look at the growth of money supply since the 1970s. |
| From up $700 this morning to down $600 now. Today's trades:\n\nNFLX put win\n\nSPY put lose\n\nSPY put lose\n\nMSFT put win\n\nSPX call lose\n\nSPX put lose\n\nSPX call lose |
| As long as it doesn't expire today you're fine. |
| Won't be bulls either....this was all part of theta gangs plan |
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| Damn that’s crazy |
| TSLA calls could be the move because bad earnings are priced in. |
| Nice gamble |
| Why hasn't 🥭 called it the Strait of America yet? Is he stupid? |
| I’m one of them |
| The US not Japan. Japan was strong armed by the US to accept the plaza accord.\n\nEven if I’m wrong, I’m gonna be right when the dust settles. They are gonna print their way out, putting a hidden tax on every cash holder |
| The loss porn? Gotta use a throwaway in case my partner sees xS |
| Egg roll smoker |
| Don’t see any more bears in here 🤔 |
| Do the americans have that brexit problem now? No strawberry pickers and no truck divers? No problem, it doesn't hurt nvda. |
| Are you mostly tired of people being regarded to one another? |
| MSFT's daily candle chart looks sus af, but their Heikin Ashi chart still looks bullish.\n\nI'm conflicted and feel like a deer in the headlights. |
| Shit company too. |
| Bol trap |
| the fact u got downvoted on this is so funny wtf has WSB gotten used to that a correction after 13 DAYS is a hot take |
| LOL what a pussy, go for a million |
| TSLA 300 |
| If Iran pops off again. It might. US is gunna string the peace deal out as long as they can. Likely, Trump will reengage the military in Iran. \nIran is also unlikely to let go of the leverage they have, even with the support of China and Russia. \nThen again, who know. Market goes up market goes down. \n\nBut it seems like power players have been positioning themselves for a market fall the last 3 weeks. |
| This market is operated by short detail titles and tweers rather than real full documents agreement. Welcome to gambling =) |
| yeah sure, keep telling yourself that while the SPY prints you're betting on keep getting rejected at the 20-day. post bags then we'll talk. |
| I AM THE MARKET |
| Not at this time … lets wait |
| Where's the Strait of Iran? |
| How do you know? |
| Wow it’s been going up all week |
| Lol zoom out to daily chart and ask yourself again if its stupid |
| If the rumors about this claude mythos are true, I think we've already cracked the code |
| Do we expect asts to go up or crash after they launch on Sunday |
| Thinking about it a bit more - there could be an argument that these widely accepted valuation methodologies are dramatically underpricing stock based compensation in the modern market, or in tech specifically. There could in theory be something there, some of these models are fairly basic. But that’s not what the article OP shared said and Burry’s substack linked from that article is for paid subscribers only |
| He’s up yuge in April |
| you might say its OKlahoma |
| Crazy that we’re on track for another 10% year. Something’s gotta break soon |
| Kicking myself that I sold my 5 off so early. Hats off. |
| Why don't women embrace the bush? Bullish on bush and spy |
| Yeah, you made 47k, you degenerate, don't get cocky now. I don't "know" anything, I just pull the live data feed while you're staring at your P&L like it's a crystal ball. You're still a retail trader who got lucky today; the market will eat that profit back by Monday if you don't post bags and shut up. |
| JUST IN - Iran's enriched uranium is "as sacred to us as the soil of Iran and will not be transferred anywhere under any circumstances," declares Iran's Foreign Ministry spokesman — Tasnim News |
| At this moment, I realized that SPY 712 call was a mistake |
| I'm about to change my LinkedIn title to "Capital allocator". |
| How do the bears plan to lose money when the stock market closes for the weekend? |
| When are they going to announce they will be an AI company too? |
| spy/qqq? wtf |
| The fact that you put an unbelievable amount of effort into your DD… calls it is |
| This rugpull is going to be quranical |
they hit the top of their channel & on the worst day todo so:\n\n MSFT - Microsoft Corporation Stock Price and Quote MSFT - Microsoft Corporation - Stock screener for investors and traders, financial visualizations. finviz.com |
| $NVDA |
| Microsoft is a sexual innuendo isn't it? |
| This is fucked |
| RTX calls, they definitely about to announce record profits from arms sales and huge back orders after that month long missile barrage |
| Ah jeez |
| Im not the bears out here saying the straits are completely closed or looking at Martimetraffic.com and thinking its the truth lol |
| Tell him you're a "momentum trader" |
| What was THAT on ORCL? |
| The market cannot tell me the value of my lovely stocks! |
| Michael Burry responded to my craigslist ad looking for someone to mow my lawn. "$30 is $30", he said as he continued to mow what was clearly the wrong yard. My neighbor and I shouted at him but he was already wearing muffs. Focused dude. He attached a phone mount onto the handle of his push mower. I was able to sneak a peek and he was browsing Zillow listings in central Wyoming. He wouldn't stop cackling.\n\nThat is to say, Burry has his fingers in a lot of pies. He makes sure his name is in all the conversations.\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| > Michael Burry analyzed 1,000+ reports \n\n\n>and chatGPT says I found a bubble \n |
| One last score bro you can double it |
| Im fucked. This somewhat made sense to me. |
| One of the most epic runs you will ever witness |
| can we finish red today? I'm not asking for much. |
| Seems like excessive exuberance. Short time |
| I hope no bers bought puts for 709 when its clear as day its pinned hard against 709.50 kek |
| I hope I age as well as this post did. |
| Pussy |
| After 13 green days in a row, the market is unfortunately going to be flat for the next couple days 😔 |
| Genuinely why did you do this 😭 |
| The percent is wild but the number aint that bad you can bounce back |
| *This One Weird Trick Will Keep Confusing the Public on AI...* |
| The only card Iran has left is the powerful Uno reverse card |
| Nah whether the market refuses to price it in right now or not the oil price shock will hit eventually. |
| Yeah, sure, blame the bot for your losses, rwc5078. Your $13k PLTR and $13k TSLA calls aren't my problem, and I didn't tell you to load up on them. |
| Why oklahoma |
| I'm going to have to basically pay someone to take these shares off my hands at this point. |
| SPY +1% and Bears acting like this is their moment lmao |
| Only ones still in the market are us retail regards. This has all been for exit liquidity. |
| Monday open red or green? |
| Back up we go! |
| Markets are owned by DJT now so depends on what he tweets |
| Bro, you didn't lose anything more than every person reading this, but made a couple of thousand extra. You didn't win those contracts in some kind of a once in a lifetime contest, you bought them on the open market for .10 a piece and some much more sophisticated financial entity sold them to you at what they deemed they were worth. Every other person on this planet with an internet connection could have bought those contracts. What's the difference between not buying when you can do that with a couple of clicks and buying and selling, other than the profit you made. |
| They seem already well priced? They seem to have a similar gpu investment as a shoe company... |
| MM keeping things in check this Friday, spy 720 next week easy |
| Ships are now turning around, ghey retarded bears have clear shot 🎯 |
| Yeah the AI algo has hyped up the market price of a ton of AI related stocks, imagine if half the stocks related to AI are even half as overvalued as that shoe company was that day. |
| Post it |
| The problem they face is a dying market. Volume got scary low for the exchange so they pulled some strings to get it running hay wild. Then the puts got bought up and like the greedy boys they are they couldnt resist. Sold puts wholesale by the millions and instead of just bringing spy back to its ATH, they broke code and threw it up an entire 9% above ath in a day, which is easy becouse the markets dead. Youve got the top 3% of americans with stocks who just ignore them and occasionally dca. We are now so out of bounds from the narrative that we can now see the matrix beyond the code, we see whats happening and this is precisely why people are moving to poly |
| NVDA |
| BBAI gonna make a run? |
| They are |
| What the hell is AMZN doing? 😡 |
| Aapl going down and nvda up =spy pump |
| Exactly. It's probably worth nothing at this point. |
| Is aftermarket going to be crazy once all these options expire? |
| Way too calm. In before he accuses the Vatican of enriching uranium. |
| That 3 month V is the craziest shit I ever seen lol |
| bro is trading on already outdated llm slop blogs misinfo lmao |
| How do you know what citadel algos are doing today? |
| Apparently you fear success, but you really have nothing to worry about. |
| Conspiracy theory: Big AI labs know that newer models will not improve too much now but will keep the hype train alive for vested interests till IPO. |
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| That’s the plan, I’m prob take 50 out tho |
| Bears celebrating as SPY goes from +4.5% to +4.2% on the week 😂 |
| I'll buy when there is a pull back, because at this point a pull back may be 5%+ |
| Good job bro 🙏 |
| Here comes the weekend cowards taking their low profits. |
| Is the same story. Good news Friday and sunday we get bad news, and we get screwed Monday with no lube |
| Good time to buy calls |
| Puts or calls last hr 0dte? |
| 630p Jun 30. That's the bounce point from a few weeks ago. |
| Just profit taking (I hope) |
| https://preview.redd.it/lrdwu44pvsvg1.png?width=586&format=png&auto=webp&s=bc02607d2d1fd9a940efa7862c2056e3ceed1b42 |
| Man, this market is stupid, the media left the second part of the tweet out of the context. |
| Tesla about to pop if the S&P comes up a bit |
| Me too tho |
| Investing in a streaming company in an age where pirated streaming is cheap, far more accessible, and far easier is brain dead. \n\n\nEqually brain dead when the content sucks, we're in a recession, and after the cash grab password sharing crackdown, what untapped market are they expanding to?? |
| You can’t theta a 1% day you retards, it’s just referred to as being flat (like your mom and your sister) |
| lol no |
| MSFT went from being big-hard to micro-soft again. |
| Seems like a minor pull back |
| If we break 709, we going 706 |
| guess 711 was the top |
| 707 coming up |
| Break 709 cmonnnnn |
| is this pump in the room with us? |
| Hmm substack looks reddit twitter like |
| Our mothers |
| Don’t be regarded |
| Citadel algos know more about the deal than anyone in the Trump admin. I’m sure of that, and they’re buying, so. |
| I hit the pump solid, bought some OTM puts for the weekend to protect another position. |
| I sold them for a quick profit within seconds then switched to puts lol |
| Sweet jesus. Get this man a line to the white house |
| Now you look at the bigger picture:\n“Wouldn’t be surprised if they faked their demo calls.” AT&T, BELL, Verizon etc partner with ASTS. Hmm, some of the biggest telecom companies in the world seem to think that the technology works and is disruptive. Oh wait no, they are probably all in on the scam together. Do you hear yourself 😭 |
| S&P on a fire sale, buy the dip before it rips higher |
| See you on monday Jerry. |
| Just like your mother swallowed your siblings. |
| Monday will be so red. No way we moon. Puts it is |
| Theta gang out! Thank you for your participation. We will see you for more boring theta action on Monday. |
| It’s obviously not going up the rest of the day why do I do this to myself |
| I thought this was an AMD post and OP had confused the two companies at first |
| God damnit |
| \*Scott Bessent has left the chat\* |
| Anyone taking 7000 p for today? They might print for the next few mins |
| Puts for Wednesday maybe Monday. There always good news Friday and then sunday WW3 about to start again, then Monday afternoon, shrek slaps us with his dong |
| Enron was great till it was not |
| All in Calls for power hour |
| Sold |
| Not if the IRGC has anything to do with it - they are objecting |
| There's always guys |
| It’s a 725 strike so that’s why I’m hesitant to sell because I haven’t even hit the strike yet |
| Who hath summoned thee? |
| I have a really crazy idea, what if |
| Not selling just looking at my gains fade 👍🏼 |
| Just fueling up the bers a little for next week that’s all |
| starting to feel better about going cash yesterday. |
| I don’t care how regarded you fuckers think you are.. only I can pick losers during the best week ever fml 😢 |
| Calls on ORCL? They don’t make shit they just pretend that they have anything to do with AI AI AI |
| Last hour pump will be insane |
| Oh Tom, fat short cock Lee. |
| I hope this fucker rockets again because everyone is saying this is gonna die out. Im sure many people switched to puts after those 1230 candles. |
| Intel puts before earnings ? |
| Beyond |
| To every bear monitoring maritime traffic, hope you’re real close to their takeaways below.\n\nhttps://windward.ai/blog/april-16-maritime-intelligence-daily/\n |
| #Today's summary in one picture: https://i.imgur.com/l8jkl9z.jpeg\n\n#LMAO🤌 |
| The double triple reverse? |
| Ahhh what dip |
| no red days till 2029 |
| Never had a girl, I'm 33 yo virgin. |
| Stocks only go up |
| 9/11 never forget |
| God damn far cuck tom Lee bmnr just reported 3.8 billion in losses last quarter. Kind of fucked up for a company that doesn't do anything. |
| Don't chase kings let it come down to you. |
| Tough call. You could close and roll out to a higher strike to leave as a runner so you don’t have fomo if it gaps up Monday. Lock in profits when you can. Big gamble. |
| Please, give this rotten, sinner of a bear one EoD dump |
| If we close red we will have a breaking record of new bears by next week |
| That’s why I bought more XOM calls this morning |
| Today we get sour hour to reload on Monday |
| Why not just hold stock. You would have more money now 💰 |
| #😅🤣😂😄👉👉👉🧸🧸🧸👈👈👈😅🤣😂😄 |
| Tsla baby. I want to short earnings but I’ll inverse myself |
| I wouldn't hold call bags over the weekend. |
| You guys actually buying the dip? \n\nI might do some spx or xsp 0dte puts and check back Monday |
| Ah thank you. I almost forgot |
| People who hate capitalism should go live in communist countries. |
| Not too bad. I tripled down on the XOM calls at open |
| Hmm |
| These spy 6/18 600p look tempting |
| We need a reversal and a sudden one. Cmon. Drop already |
| VIX give middle fingy to bull |
| Puts back on the menu boys! |
| She is a 10/10 but got raw dogged by sykkuno |
| there is 100% chance we got shafted on this deal and are worse off than before. |
| it's not 2012 anymore. substack so you can monetize. |
| Daily reminder that your girl used to eat semen from random dudes before she met you. |
| What happened to all those mines? |
| No it’s not lol |
| Sounds like you should double down, right? |
| The fun part as a bear is that it doesn't matter if we're up for day, I didn't buy puts till 711/712 sold the first half got another stop loss for the second set. 3k day! Loaded some NFLX 100c for a few months out. Good times |
| LMFAO INTC down 3.5% from its high |
| There could be a brief rally leading into earnings, but afterward investors may once again recognize that capex remains extremely high, with little to no returns in the very sector currently driving the market, AI. Just like in early Feb. |
| Feels like everyone is making money but me |
| Holy fuck the private markets are so insanely disconnected from public valuations. Cursor raising at 50B plus when Claude nukes their business model. It’d look like Figma if it were public.\n\nOh Databricks still hasn’t budged? Look at SNOW. They do the same fucking thing. Rude awakening on IPO day. They’ll all still go up 700% but when you can short, free money. |
| I must reluctantly disagree having had proper Key Lime Pie |
| Bears using an easily spoofed system that can be jammed, disrupted and even have false data overlaid as their main point to make trades is just so fucking funny.\n\n“Hmmm I keep using these old and unreliable news sources as the gospel. Look how much maritime tracking data I’m viewing! Why am I wrong as I read the situation?” |
| I'm a put sellers for bears. |
| There's a nonzero chance that he totally caved on some of Iran's demands and we just don't know about it yet. |
| Based on their history I don’t think OP cares about the “safe” withdrawal rate |
| #Who calling WSB a support group? We are here to shit on each other LMAO🤌 |
| I keep looking at this stupid chart like it’s stupid |
| Really going to continue falling from where I got wiped out just like I told all of you but surely nobody listened |
| Entered SPX CCS 7125/7150, index at +4.5 ATR looking for a mean reversion down to about 7000 |
| Vix about to start ripping, not from oil or Iran, but because we’re way overbought. |
| I strongly suspect the last month is my villain origin story. |
| Have you ever creampied a moon pie? |
| **Update #3: April 17, 2026:**\n\n* Added more puts on NVDA and PLTR:\n * NVDA Jan 15 '27 $205 Puts\n * PLTR Jan 21 '28 $150 Puts\n* Relative to the market that's at all time highs, PLTR has failed to make even a higher high. In addition, it's recently made a lower low, which tells me that the relative strength is quite weak. The original thesis still applies and the price action has given only more reason to double down on the original thesis.\n* NVDA demand is driven based on FOMO in my opinion and I see things getting more optimized (Deepseek v4 etc) where such Capex might not be justified down the line. |
| We had a much better deal before he went and fucked it up. Just saying... |
| Is losing 500k in 1 week due to 2big positions blowing up good enough loss porn for wsb?\n\nBut thankfully I made back 84k today. 416k left to go! Haha. |
| Oh spy you fucked me again |
| Curious to see what happens once market closes. More Shrek dong? |
| my name james |
| I'm still alive. That's my optimism level for all the terrible decisions I've been making for this month. |
| Vix slowly going up like my erection |
| space stocks dying \n\nhormuz is still closed \n\n\-2% day on monday |
| Htz? |
| Support group? We shit on each other here LMAO🤌 |
| Zero chance it’s going down from here |
| we thought that at 700 when we had a bull run for days in a row |
| No fiat standard means you got stagnation because you can't expand money supply fast enough to cover growth and people with excavators are more productive than anything else. |
| There is no strength, it’s fake and gay |
| It's going to collapse |
| This has been hated for so long. The most important thing imo is seeing their chat GPT integration translate to real revenue |
| Yuppp |
| Is the put to call ratio still like 1.6-1.4? |
| Is it buy the rumors sell the news? Very likely but the selling pressure wont be as bad with a good outcome i suppose |
| #They pinned SPY exactly at 1.11% for the last 2 hours LMAO🤌 |
| Hey Vix. Go fuck yourself. Go down you sloppy cunt |
| # Daily reminder that creampies are the best pies. |
| 😂 |
| The calls continue to pay. Or even just go Commons for the inevitable buy out |
| praying for nana 🙏 |
| Exactly right. Black Scholes is one of a few different valuation methodologies that attempts to estimate the value of a stock option award at time of granting. They factor in things like stock volatility and forfeiture rate (i.e. percent of awards that actually get exercised) to come up with an estimated value, and that’s then used for accounting by amortizing the expense of that award over its lifetime. Sarbanes-Oxley compliance that came from the ashes of Enron and Worldcom\n\nSource: used to work on stock option accounting software |
| Peace negotiations are going well! |
| Is tesla gonna do that thing where it will randomly pump 20$ before close? |
| Theta to 709.50 jesus |
| Bruhs what if I made a wordpress |
| I think BNO calls would be wise. |
| 385 |
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| Ligma? |
| this is the least believable part for sure. |
| noticed this aswell |
| did the same with about a 1/4 of my holdings with 19 average. |
| IBRX |
| Thanks for buying my calls today! |
| Soooo pissed oil dumped on this facade, but I guess I should be used to this by now |
| not shot this dips below 709, market too strong |
| Shocking! |
| Online ordering is fine and I go pick up myself, no brainer. |
| I know some people here are checking the stock price here based on comments 😭🙏 |
| .> Because stonks really only go up. It’s how our financial system is designed. Cash is trash, the sooner you understand that, the better you will do.\n\nLook. At Japan, bro. Japanese national debt sits at twice it's GDP. It makes the United States look like a bastion of fiscal responsibility. But even still, until a few years ago it's *high* was back in 80's. \n\nStocks only go up, until there's a massive crash. The .massive crash here is 100% inevitable. You'll keep being right until you're massively wrong.\n\n\nAgain this is not about cash versus stocks. No one's talking about holding cash. This is about stocks versus every other asset. |
| $BULL getting ready to rip. Holding weekly 10$ calls |
| What a week. Hope everyone did ok. |
| Me too man, me too |
| What if they’re releasing bad news as he fakes the deal so people buy puts over the weekend and they pump more next week? |
| The 1000 report he made himself. This guy should won the best title for fictions |
| Saw it on marinetraffic \n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/8sdprriousvg1.png?width=1008&format=png&auto=webp&s=3e1ebe71c07d0da6b4e9ac355d661d359084fb6f\n\n |
| Source on this that isn't him saying we're close to a deal? |
| Me when i see her dick |
| Ya don't say |
| Party over for now. Next week we pick it back up |
| Mr Theta (profit on the seller side) can easily be wiped by Mr Vega (buyer side) after 🥭 tweets or such |
| Yup similiar here, unhappy af |
| I actually can’t believe I’m so retarded and didn’t just walk away from my computer while I was profitable for the day |
| 😂😂 |
| You mean hero volume spikes |
| Weren’t you just calling bulls retarded 😭 |
| Good man |
| What if Trump just made up the deal? |
| There will be a monster pump before EOD and all puts will expire worthless!! |
| Yu really gonna leave us regard? Anyway. See on Monday or in Wendy’s\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/6712d48iusvg1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5cf14f74638dde0f9f46efadaf703e6016c59257 |
| Stonk really do only go up |
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| Imagine we close red |
| If any political leader believes Iran would actually hold up their end to suspend nuclear program then I've got some Arizona beachfront property to sell them. |
| ❤️ |
| Uranium enrich deez nuts |
| Oh that makes sense. Good for OP. \nNow turn 21 k to 441k 😂 |
| Which is not at all how market cap works... I hate those posts. |
| Figma continues to eat shit and die |
| Now we have to wait for the Cuba invasion for TACO to deliver some decent market manipulation. It might be a few boring weeks of sideways action. BORING! |
| How about $20B tho |
| That $11 Gain in MSFT was the sell signal guys. |
| Ok bears get some crumbs. I'm done for the week thx. |
| Did everyone just go home? |
| Suspicious volume spikes when SPY tries to dump. |
| I haven’t played the sequel but the first one absolutely fucks |
| Pay your cap gains taxes lol |
| Security: no worries. we covered the losses from all of the other retards. Stay safe and keep gambling💪 |
| # BENIS !! |
| it cant go down cause position is overcrowded XD |
| This is insane. |
| Bulls holding over the weekend? |
| Buying calls after 13 green days in a row.\n\n |
| I still can't believe volume is this low |
| Did you buy at literally the top? |
| OpenAI royally fucked up not IPO'ing 2 years ago before Claude became a real and serious threat. They IPO now its gonna rise then crash harder than the space shuttle challenger |
| It was like $360 two weeks ago lol |
| A dozen ships made the move toward the new Iranian route and then ALL turned back. I guess they still want to charge a toll fee. Did this ridiculous Administration not think anyone would notice? Or is it another Market Manipulation Friday? \n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/f8rg9gbdusvg1.png?width=2558&format=png&auto=webp&s=f888e7358c534e9902093cea686c571b173d509e\n\n |
| Make 40k and lost it down to 10k on the giant dump. Im regarded. |
| BEYONDMEAT.AI ? |
| Hey everyone! This guys not in the signal chat! |
| We'll see if 709 holds... looks doubtful |
| BUY THE DIP |
| Can we pump 2 dollars in 20 minutes pls |
| 20 years later my butt still misses you 😢 |
| Me after deleting all my games to make storage space for Spider-Man: I'm ruined. I have nothing left... except Spider-Man |
| It's gotta go down sometime right? 😕 |
| 9000 |
| I'm still considering doing it for MY mortgage! Surely I can turn this $40k into $220k right? |
| and bots with shitty fake stock momentum posts! |
| honestly theres alot more to worry about than just nuclear but im done being a bear in practice just in theory |
| I don’t have the balls to hold positions over night. I purely trade within same day expirations |
| And to think God would choose these ugly fuckers as the chosen ones |
| Sickening |
| What do we think for spy EOD? |
| This shit wants to tank, get ready bers |
| Go down already wtf |
| good form. |
| Some restaurants won't. Like they will not take phone orders or have their online ordering, they only have the food apps |
| The most significant pull back weve seen in weeks just happened. |
| No gold standard or equivalent means infinite money for infinite wars. Hurray for humanity! |
| Puts seem obvious so I bought calls |
| The Friday night sleep after ending the week green >> |
| Tesla is a bubble but it will probably never pop unless Elon is no longer ceo. For whatever reason he’s the only thing propping it up |
| I sold half my AMD for ~$210 after it jumped back in Oct. Still holding the other half tho. ~$15 purchase price |
| MORE CALLS HERE FOR SURE 🗣️ |
| Who has trailing stop loss for options |
| BURN |
| NOK Calls. You won’t do it. 👀 |
| Cope |
| >government bond\n\nIs that *James Bond* for poor people? |
| So one side has all the nukes and it can do whatever it wants? Sounds good to me |
| So much fake news in these threads with 0 sources lol |
| We tried the smartest and got embroiled in 'Nam, now we're trying the dumbest and got embroiled in Iran.\n\n\nIs it hopeless? |
| All I have left is MSFT and this is the most disappoint of days, from where it went in the morning to where we are now. Retarded. |
| \n*\nI am beginning to suspect chat Intel is not always reliable |
| our |
| Picked up 500 6/18 $5s. Let's see where we go. |
| They starting to sell for the weekend |
| https://x.com/nabaviantwt/status/2045142993783402734?s=46 |
| That's the plan |
| Just in: \n\nForeign Ministery of Iran spokesperson: The option of transferring Iran's enriched uranium abroad is rejected\n\n\- Iranian State media |
| Only -70k? My dick don't twitch for anything less then 6 figure loss |
| Call today first |
| War is over apparently and we are all friends. 🤷 |
| Same dw, but we breaking even💪💪 |
| I bought 4/13 I’m up about 650% |
| People are lying about portions of this “deal”. We also have massive insider trading. This is not a fair market. |
| I ended the war by selling a few days ago. |
| “Not to flex” - proceeds to flex |
| I literally did nothing the past month and made thousands. |
| There's no way we don't dump into close right? |
| hour\n\n |
| MMs doing everything they can to not let my singular put go green |
| No black? |
| Let me get $700k and I’m set for the rest of my life |
| they stole my fuckin money |
| https://preview.redd.it/d294cvuytsvg1.jpeg?width=997&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=574517ba6f3b5a4c78cbfc1ff874a86c97b86fce |
| MSFT puts were 20 baggers 🤣 |
| Power hour minus the power. |
| i agree with u both. \nbut also 13 green days is egregious we gotta have something coming |
| Son, just put the fries in the bag. |
| No uranium? No problem\n\nLots of uranium? Big problem |
| Today is the 9th green day in a row for meta. I sold yesterday at 670 and now I'm upset at myself. I always sell and buy at the wrong times. I buy it goes down. I bought at 670 months ago and watched in horror as it went to 520. Then finally sold at break even. Every single time I sell srock it goes up I buy it goes down every single time.\n\nJust once I would like to sell and have it go down or buy and have it go up. |
| No they won’t. I’ll Zelle you my paycheck if this happens. There is absolutely nothing special about what we’ve set up. It’s just a fuckton of tables and queries. |
| Every time USA fails to achieve their objective in a war:\n\n"Look at how many people we killed, our KDA is way higher than theirs! Success!!!" |
| Intel puts again. |
| LION Gammageddon. 6.5 million shares traded, 2.1 avg volume.\n\n85% institutional owned, 8.5% short interest. A big Michael release and they get repriced. Buy the rumor now instead of the news later. |
| it’s 3pm where it really matters |
| Don't be last bag holder |
| "Hey. Do you want to lose money together? " |
| Paper hands |
| Both are valuable lessons. |
| The chat is way more fun during volatile swing days |
| I'm new to this. Do you guys hold or sell at the end of the day? Ive been conditioned to freak the fuck out on overnight holds |
| Double diagonal loaded up .. Godspeed retards |
| Holy shit. \n\nOrange guy actually got a deal with zero enrichment. Apparently even a retard does smart things occasionally.\n\nAs a bear this bigly fucks me but I'm not going to cheer against a world with less nuclear weapons. |
| Btw, only options, no shares? |
| No, down she goes. |
| Iran State media says it rejects deal to hand over their enriched uranium abroad |
| 🤦♂️ |
| 2 weeks is an eternity. We will see him on Monday, when the market opens again. |
| Welcome to Wendys |
| just start the weekend thread |
| Not reading any of that but its formatted well, in for 100 3$ calls for may |
| fuck it- im buying yolo calls for next friday |
| Bols will pay for their sins. Glorious it will be. Red Monday |
| 🌮 tweet feels imminent. |
| Hard to know then where we’d be at. Don’t beat yourself up |
| I thought this every single day for last two weeks. Now I'm homeless eating an expired lunchable |
| absolutely |
| NOT a loss. |
| bruh still open dealing with some transassctions stay tuned |
| They’ll close it again if Israel breaks their ceasefire with Lebanon…highly likely |
| Do it again, 207k to 42 mil noballs |
| for how long did you hold it, to have +2000% |
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| i hate doing my own research- can someone tell me if we're gonna rip eod today |
| Top is in |
| oof. When did you buy it? How much are you up? |
| 3pm trump dump ? |
| It is here in Spain, and in Thailand, and in a lot of other places BETTER than the US to live. |
| how about you reverse these godamn nuts, son? |
| Yeah, tell me about it. The market's got that "free money for the elite" energy while the rest of us are left holding the bag. What specifically are you looking at? |
| I mean, the chance they don't at least extend the ceasefire even if they don't come to an agreement is very small. Neither side wants to fight at this point. |
| Of course, most of my stocks are flat today and not gapping up |
| I was listening/watching on Agenda Free TV who had a time lapse of the last hour of ships trying to escape and then leave and then turn around and head back into the gulf |
| I wanted to know if you did the math for $250 \nAlso can you elaborate on the messaging service part? |
| This is telling. |
| e**N**shiti**FL**i**X**ation |
| Mad cuz sad? Or mad cuz bad? |
| If you get leap calls bought early last week. It's time to take profit |
| Irans foreign minister definitely bought calls. |
| The well connected Wall Street institutions selling stocks and calls to retail bulls right now certainly care. |
| Not trolling my dude, just seeing the bigger picture. \n\n\nAll your research boils down to is "management said this".\n\n\nBut, as has been proven, management lies. \n\n\nWouldn't be surprised at this point if they faked all their "demo calls" from space with a tower on a hill 😂\n\n\nBigger frauds have happened before - just look at Theranos. |
| Look at marine traffic app, he is correct. Nothing moves out , and ships are backing off |
| Where’s my lunchtime rally mfers |
| I still don’t understand puts and calls. But this looks like a bad day for this gentleman. |
| Bought some puts for Tuesday I can feel a dip is coming and it's coming with a vengeance. |
| Bullish |
| What does theta taste 👅 like? |
| "next trading day" was less elegant |
| 13 trading days in April so far. Only one has been down and it was barely down - April 10th was -0.12%. |
| The anticipation is palpable. |
| Oh ooooh. Someone think has a crystal ball 🔮 |
| Software was leading this massive rally the last few days. I hope it doesn't reverse. |
| Where are you seeing this? Everything i'm seeing, shows them moving through. Even on Marinetraffic. |
| All you have to do is buy calls at market open and 3pm everyday. You can’t lose lmfao |
| Daily chart still positive\nGreen Day |
| Im fully convinced that people saying "get theta'd" on a day where literally everything is green except Netflix if a fuckin bot. |
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| We all get ligma |
| Bears had their chance \n\nEOD pump plus Monday morning pump for the coup de grâce |
| Whats the point... story of my life |
| Does everyone own AXTI? |
| The pullback heading into the weekend. Letting my long-term ITM calls run. Moving my short OTM put hedges up. Bring it on Mango. |
| Everybody point and laugh at the ghey bers |
| LMAO🤌 |
| It’s not what you think. It’s the IMPLICATION |
| penjamins \*\* |
| Exactly. It's three things: 1 insider information, 2 recognizing that even if things aren't good now, the actual effect on the economy and markets isn't all that bad, so it's a good buying opportunity assuming the US behaves as it's been signalling 3 everyone who didn't have the first two points FOMOing. |
| Medicare usually covers that |
| Part of the peace deal Iran promises to suspend Nuclear program.\n\nNext day Trump get a mossad report showing the Iran nuclear program and restarted and with triple efforts because of the recent war. \n\nTrump can't say shit to the public without tanking the markets harder than 1929 |
| Hey at least you're not in denial! |
| and what day is tomorrow |
| It is interesting how tech stocks like ADBE and MSFT often spark debate during market volatility. this is the kind of data we analyze. see our page |
| Doom and gloom on a 1% green day after 12 green days |
| Flair fits. |
| Another doubler for the end of day pamp? It is tradition |
| Literally a generational crash |
| too many larpers here |
| Power hour is gonna be crazy |
| it only pumped on that fake news, expect more sideways chop until we hear more direction (ie: oil price results) during Q2 earnings calls. |
| Rug pull at 3:55pm today. |
| The problem is that everyone is reading reports instead of reading the room. |
| 🫨 |
| That’s very true . Will see some price depression since they gotta compete with cheap vibe coded stuff |
| Fake technology anyways. Reject technology, embrace monke |
| Space X bought 1 in 5 of the cybertrucks sold in the USA in Q425.\n\n\nKek. |
| Algos won't let it drop below 710 🥱 |
| Thoughts on $pdd ? |
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| There's no way it'll go up again tomorrow\n\n... said the ber, incorrectly, 12 times in a row. |
| they forgot their wallets |
| I don’t trade oil lmao |
| I average $12.50 BB with thousands of shares. Should i get out now ($4.50)? |
| cant get a missile into their hull before market closes lol |
| LLMs use it heavily. Ads blend in well, and still a much bigger potential monetizing opportunity. Will be reworking deal with Google because it’s currently at a big discount for Google. Likely that Anthropic settles out of court or agrees to a contract. And I’m sure a messaging service is on the horizon at some point. Downside is ‘bots’ which are just an ever present reality on social media that is probably not going away for anyone. |
| So spy is dead |
| The earnings don't matter, everything will go up either way. |
| It’s already sold bro wym |
| Turned 1k into 5k (not shown) then 5k into 21k (shown) |
| See? Nobody cares! |
| Anyone loading the boat with monthly puts? Or not yet? |
| Godspeed with taxes brother |
| fuck earnings i learned my lesson on Netflix \n\nim just gonna buy a tsla contract and ride the run up |
| Just find a GF that doesn't make her men wrap it up and you'll find a fellow gambling soulmate |
| link? |
| I love this thread. Goes from peak euphoria to absolute doom and gloom within a day. Regards ☺️ |
| Some of these stocks are freaking the fuk out. |
| Lmao why did you buy that LOL |
| Don’t they know they were supposed to wait until market close to turn around? Are they stupid |
| This really is not going to sell off lol |
| Nobody in here knows what the fuck they're talking about, flip a coin. |
| SPY 715c |
| It doesn't matter if you buy calls or puts for next week. TACO wouldn't leave you alone this weekend. |
| How?? |
| The blockade only bars Iran's ports, so it hardly matters for Western interests. If anything it adds pressure for them to negotiate and end the close permanently. Of course, opening up now is a major accomplishment. I'm betting they fail to come to an agreement by the deadline, but extend the deadline and make things work out before that one ends. So in all practicality, oil will now flow (gradually, then all at once). |
| Dude has $9M and thinks this is a flex. He could loose half and still have a good lifestyle. |
| Consolidate tf to 730 |
| Did you sell after the screenshot? Thats rule 1 |
| Pakistani dude just told both sides whatever they wanted to hear … he got the gift cards |
| 🥭 wouldn’t lie, right guys???? |
| We keep getting lower highs my calls r fucked |
| You being here is all the value I need. |
| ORCL bagholders unite 🤝 |
| Fig puts? |
| Fuck load of ships who thought the strait was open and are now turning around |
| Just one |
| I have lost 30k being a bear seeing news and shit and with one stupid twitt from temu 🥭social platform and my puts went to shit so think what you want but the market gives 2 fucks about geopolitics for last 2 weeks all if cares are 🥭 twitts. |
| What's painful it's straight up every day |
| I am crying 😂😂😂😂 |
| I bet the owners of polymarket doing alright |
| Chickenshit market LMAO |
| reading american analysis on foreign countries always makes my eyes bleed\n\nkhomenei was famously very anti-nukes and pro-diplomacy in the government compared to the other factions and successors\n\nthe whole reason why Iran went batshit on USA and Israel after his death was because he wasn't there trying to hold the bloodlust back anymore |
| Just lost weight and realized i have a great jawline but iam too much of a gambler and addicted to the market to find a gf its so over |
| Perhaps I judged you too harshly, 🥭 |
| Your calls are boned. Maritime traffic showing ships turning back and not getting through the strait. TACO Friday LOL |
| my space and drone portfolio is getting massacred |
| Change your name to ISometimesHaveMoney! |
| Ghey bears. It’s almost 12PM… let’s show em what we’re made of…. Dance formations! 💃💃💃🤣 |
| Neither did Iran. Literally nothing has changed according to them. Only authorized vessels passing through their tolls are allowed through. |
| Haw many do you have? why don't you scale out, trim, lock in some profit and leave a few runners? Or by "calls" do you mean the one call you bought an hour ago? |
| NVDA should be at $300 by now what is this 🌈 ber price action |
| Back in my day we called this a bubble |
| What's Goin on in the next 2 Weis |
| Just a nice peaceful weekend… |
| Not sure who needs to hear this but:\nChina = China\n |
| All time high momentum and the strait of Hormuz being open? That’s what I’m going off of but idk what I’m talking about that’s why I’m asking |
| Get thetad |
| Bro went full ‘this shits only getting worse’\n\nYou hate to see it |
| I’ve discovered that some thought AIS is infallible for tracking ships lmao. So they’re going to obsess over tracking that and then wonder why they are still fooled |
| Ofcourse |
| 🥭 was right. It's too much winning! |
| spy just pick a direction this is painful |
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| I'm a little split here.\n\nOn the one hand, this dip is tempting to make a little more money.\n\nOn the other hand, I want to chill this weekend and not worry about all the bullshit that could happen. |
| I believe that at this point |
| I am shocked. Shocked! \n\nNot that shocked. |
| Seriously? Do your own research, live with the decision |
| Yeah, thanks for the pity, twostroke1. Keep telling yourself that so you don't have to admit you're just a degenerate losing money on meme coins. |
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| Buying poots |
| You’ll get em next time champ. |
| Idk just wanted to give bers some hope 😭😭 |
| Same and I live in socal |
| Tesla going 420 easy I see huge Positive GEX at 420 |
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| I liked the day better when I was +340k compared to +62k.\n\nAnyway I like cheap calls for a Friday meal. |
| (Checks schedule.) Yes, Cuba Wednesday next week, then Greenland and Canada by June. |
| Out of all the stock I bought the stock that go down today. Its almost always at this time of the year that I keep losing money 😔 |
| They won’t be able to find him in his 100 acres in OK he is practically a free man |
| Alert! $760 Million In Bets That Crude Would Fall 20 Minutes Before Trump's Announcement. |
| I don't understand how anyone could feel good about holding calls after 13 days in a row of green. |
| Loaded up on calls today. HOOD, MU and AMPX. All 60 DTE |
| Get ready gonna be fun the next two weeks 🙏🙏🙏🎁 |
| So the Strait isn't open but no one cares. |
| Problem is simple, our economic system is so good at generating wealth that we've run out of resonable things to spend it on. Since everything that could be considered an asset (remember nft's?) is overpriced nothing is overpriced. |
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| I'd rather move to appalachia to be away from everyone. Not so sere, the topography keeps the tornadoes away, and having your own little vibe is about as private as it gets. |
| Does inflation go down? |
| My moves for this weekend. To jerk it to my +84% RGTI Calls gains, and my +26% RGTI shares gains.\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/j67z7z0mssvg1.png?width=1410&format=png&auto=webp&s=195209204aba1dc2f08035f30095f6cb2a2146de\n\n \n |
| Did the same. |
| i think this is it. puts going into monday with my last 50 doll hairs. |
| Should I hold spy calls over the weekend? |
| Wonder what doomsday market crash scenario retarded bears will cook up to jerk each other off to all weekend long in here this time. |
| I need a yolo to bring me back from the dead hurry |
| Come on BULL. Run it baby |
| Yo these USO 115 calls for may 1st were way too cheap |
| What will it do at 3pm… |
| https://preview.redd.it/5yeym41lssvg1.png?width=694&format=png&auto=webp&s=58d8feab9ec3fb046c19acac46d9f70ddf3706d3\n\n |
| Iran didn’t agree with what Donnie tweeted\n\nThey said Strait will never be fully opened ever again \n |
| Not enough for your puts to print. |
| I think we agree |
| Microsoft couldn’t find its pump pills like I can’t find an email on outlook from a week ago when I search for it |
| not yet..some random google sales rep will guilt trip aka contract force your buyers into "free credits" |
| hasnt dumped a friday in like 4 weeks ROFL |
| Stonks only go up |
| I thought this shit would be priced in? |
| It's not. Every weapon producer works close with the Ukrainian army to test out new systems. Why shouldn't they? |
| Yall think figma gonna climb up or is it over 🥀 |
| that shit priced in to be bullish only |
| The flash dump down for a split second to 709.20 is fucking hilarious. Pure manipulation to pump it |
| Paul 😂😭 |
| Stocks can't go straight up everday forever right? It's gotta come down again right? |
| Send that dude a private jet and a room full of screens. |
| I agree. The only risky part is even though earnings gonna be terrible it might just blast up lol, look at Netflix. |
| Buying at all time highs almost never ends well. Unless you have a long timeframe/expiration date |
| Lmao you think stocks go down?? |
| I am just jealous as fuck bro! Let me have my moment because I bought puts |
| Yup. |
| Sour hour today? |
| Msft didnt get the memo the strait is open LMao |
| Bro it’s gonna go blood flat. Mm win again |
| No? 4% rule and that’s barely anything. 28k a year. |
| Call is cheap now |
| You mean power hour |
| Up 14% on MSFT so far. Should I cash out now or sweat it out through earnings? \n \nDownvote for sell. Upvote for hold. |
| why are the ships turning around\n\n |
| if you were waiting for a dip, here’s your chance |
| Calls or puts tho |
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| Power hour or sour hour. |
| Boomers will read the news update in the last hour about ships turning around and dump before close |
| Are you an AMC Stubs A list member too? |
| BULL at 6.66 is a sign |
| I’m curious as to what your tax bill is going to look like |
| We're all best fiends now. Lol 🤷 |
| can we get a decent sour hour? forgot those even exist |
| That's a lot of short plays |
| It goes to a different school |
| Sitting at ~$20-40/mo rn. Our company doesn’t even submit 1 TB of queries per month so it’s just the interface + storage costs. |
| INTEL bagholders from Dot.Com can finally get out today but I bet they didn't avg. down but buy at the top again. |
| calls on deaths of despair |
| MSFT had a stroke |
| Yup. I think the move to liquidity was the start of all this. It doesn't matter if you invest in a company that has long term production, it only matters if you can get in and out of an investment that has changing momentum.\n\nThe only companies that seem to be producing goods and growing are the ones that are becoming oligopolies/monopolies. Which could also have negative impact on society. |
| You're retarded. |
| I don’t buy this sudden diplomacy bullshit |
| why how? |
| I will buy a few lotto puts because I never learn my lesson ever |
| What a crash - bears win again. |
| Buckle the fuck up. I expect it to be crazy at 3pm. 325ish. And 340 gonna be volatile as fuck |
| You're not going to believe this. Both. |
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| What am I buying for Monday expiry? |
| we're at levels not seen since 11am |
| Whatever happens, chat is getting spicier |
| Profit is profit |
| Which companies are reporting earnings next week? I want to make sure I've got enough lube. |
| Bought calls at 712, seems like a stupid decision |
| Power-hour should be fun today |
| Strait's closed again according to maritime traffic - ships that were starting to go through are turning back |
| Oh thank you for making me feel better about my finances |
| Yeah but its tesler everything is computer so it only goes up |
| Bout two-fitty |
| Tryna secure the BBD |
| At least 500 |
| I use it for free but idk about everyone else\n\n |
| Dump time. Nobody wants to hold over the weekend. |
| Why aren’t we dumping with the new blockade news |
| Alright bulls 🐮, get that nametag and apron ready, and make sure you dont forget the salt ❤️ |
| That's a lot of puts |
| BITF was the first Donald Pump post I made money on. Let’s run it back sir 🫡 |
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| Microsoft needs that HIMS PILL. AI AI AI AI AI SHOW US THAT ATH |
| I felt bad about $25 into AMC this morning. I feel much better now, thank you OP. |
| Is this the day the dam finally breaks? |
| Zero, it’s actually valueless. |
| Still no peace. We're still at "Peace-Talk Going Well". |
| You were in calls huh |
| Any interesting short plays ? |
| Just let go spy |
| Hmm |
| Chickens ain't special. All birbs are descendants of dinosaurs. |
| They “sell” but then they dont produce Ukraine weapon, its a Big different |
| I trimmed some positions 3 hours ago because I was regarded but actually. I was genius |
| let's see how this plays out Mr. Pump |
| Imagine selling 700 puts last week |
| $100 puts for 7 days out. Crazy... shit wish i had shares to cover |
| Flatlining |
| midterms coming he better not fk up on the weekend just release more deals truth socials |
| Micro dick |
| Who's buying at the end of a 13th green day in a row? |
| You already have a bet going - COIN to 226.61554999999998 before 17-Apr-2026 11:07 PM -05 |
| Or just jump into the water because I'm sure missiles can't swimming. |
| !banbet\n\nWell it was a good try 🤷 |
| I exchanged MSFT for PEP today. I don't know what i'm doing |
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| $CAR IS BEYOND REALITY LOL |
| this market is so boring, is it about time US invades Cuba? |
| I miss when this place wasn't so political. I hate the mango shitbird too. Its just having every market move determined by political whims, and then the response to those whims being largely incomprehensible, is so fucking lame.\n\nYeah I'm bitter that I lost money today, but I ALSO find that this phony shit leaches the actual interest I had in how markets function...oh well, $4 a pound... |
| I’m fukd |
| Cause you have a gambling addiction |
| Always painful to have the stock eating shit while everything else pumps. I am the master of this. |
| MSFT going back to its usual self. Micro soft… |
| Steve Lookner\n\nAutistic seeming guy who broadcasts/watches what’s going on in real time \n |
| Go out catch some fresh air. The EU has delivered EU produced weapons to Ukraine from the very start of the Russian attack. |
| Calls, promise me 20 percent of your profit and I might let you know which one |
| The market just had the biggest 13 day rally in history and you’re calling paper trades on calls hahahahahahahahaha ps I posted more proof somewhere above \n\nLearn how the app works buddy |
| Not the situation? |