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| MSTR |
| GME |
| Rddt |
| Iren or CIFR |
| What is better, DCA into stock or only buying during market crashes? I mean we have had like 3 corrections in the last 5 years, 2020, 2022, 2025 so we will likely have 1-2 more till 2030. |
| Shitter's full |
| RIVN |
| Algos love to get you nice, comfortable and euphoric before the nasty rug pull look out 👀. But let’s keep melting up anyways 📈📈 |
| Watching 'there will be blood'\n\nis neat enough, Ive always loved that industrial orchestra in small doses |
| What you buying now or see potential in? |
| No crying in the casino |
| SMR |
| Nah. Already overpriced and SpaceX will put an end to this very expensive science experiment. |
| I'd cum buckets |
| BMNR |
| UNH |
| Sit back, wait and see. Sell some puts if it dips, sell some calls if it moons |
| 🫡 |
| Asshonle surely? |
| Asts |
| ATZAF |
| Corn just gonna edge me by jumpng between 85k and 90k |
| Believe it or not mrna |
| This. I’ll be watching from the sidelines because if I buy one share you all are screwed. |
| I’m keeping close eye |
| People downvoted you early in the day lol |
| $tsla |
| Regard ETF when? |
| I'd say we've already started a bear market; very good times to buy are coming. |
| Amd, mu |
| Need that ad revenue! 💰 |
| Happy not a single one is going with $CRCL, so I must be right this time 😂 |
| I made like $7k off 500 on call options on NBIS off a tip from this sub. The stock was like $30 after liberation day though |
| AAPL. Will exceed 300 in 2026. I made that call in 2021. |
| SATS |
| I have two sons. Not worried about their future because they are both millionaires because I gave them £1m each when the elder one turned 25. Also I am a pauper compared to their mum, who has no other children \n\nYou are retarded. Not kidding, not a cartoon insult. You genuinely cannot tell that HURR DURR it's 70 degrees here could be improved by some indication of which country you are in, can you? You probably think that states, never mind countries, outside of New Mexico are fictional like the Shire in the lord of the rings. In fact they exist, and 70 would be alarmingly low in Arabia and on the high side in Norway, at this time of year. |
| PATH |
| The Reguard Inverse-401k :\ |
| It’s funny that no one ever posts with their moves are like the title of this goddamn thread |
| The old gard. I’m 40+. |
| Wait to see what he stuffs it with before you thank him |
| Rddt |
| Reason? Genuinely curious |
| Gey futes wen |
| GFS |
| I’m just hoping that in 2026 things will finally go my way. This can’t go on forever, right? RIGHT, GUYS? |
| I'm also holding the bags |
| It's a blessing and a curse, because I tried the full time trading game for a year, and you end up over trading and trying to turn days where you shouldn't be touching the market into disasters |
| 2026 is even number so that's the year of the devil. We need to pick evil companies for success. I suggest Klarna |
| Rddt |
| ASTS ❌\n\n```A S T S``` ✅ |
| Bunch of strong, sweaty, rich men running around grabbing at each other chasing a lil ball |
| Extra chromosomes are the new AI. Ask me about how to add them to your port. |
| Stay awhile and listen. |
| Now I can diversify my losses. |
| When does this open tho |
| Have you heard about this cool thing called "short-term options"? \n\nYou could make soooo much money before the end of the year! |
| The term youre looking for is 'consolidation'\n\nThe market will experience a prolonged period of extended galvanization towards the downside |
| Commenting to comeback to this |
| And why does everything hinge on this? |
| That what you call your gaped anoos? That’s tuff bro 😎 |
| ASTS |
| Up $300k this year in gains from holding a shitload of tech stocks , VTI, and gold. 🥳 |
| NBIS\n\ngonna be a good year with billions of dollars of backlog |
| FNMA\n\nBetting on Bill Ackman getting a payout |
| LITE |
| Open the red machine |
| Tomorrow is a 1.4% melt up on QQQ confirmed. Then on Monday it will go up 0.5% hit ATH and then immediately sell off and we chop around at ATH. Algos are not slick, I know what will happen. |
| See you at the cino Paul blart |
| CVNA |
| OPEN.\n\nI’ve done my research. The headwinds are nice. I’m aware of the risk. I’m confident in the mission.\n\nPlus I’m long anyways so even if they can’t win by end of 2026 things should be fine by 27’ |
| You’re focusing on launch, which is only 20% of their revenue, lmao |
| Mu |
| Crying no matter the outcome |
| big dump(TM) and a decades-long downwards rally to 0 lmao. |
| Not PLTR\n\nORCL |
| 🙏 |
| Just bagholding to get swole, I swear.\n\nIt'll be fine since its all naked shares |
| RKLB |
| RKLB |
| BBAI |
| Streaming apps are gae. The only reason I saw the cowboys game is because they put the Netflix stream on local TV. I want to watch the other games today |
| I have a thing for Amazons. But yes I have a lvl 31 Pally. I'm hoping to do all the major character builds in this game before I die |
| SOFI |
| Fake lol. |
| Also, not sure why anyone thinks this is fake or spam. 100% real and regarded. Want or need more proof? Feel free to message me. This is my account that I started in 2017. I was doing pretty good just simply investing then II discovered the appeal of options. After a few small wins I thought I had it all figured out. Turns out I didn't. What started as noble cause to get a down payment for a bigger home for my family (wife and 3 kids) turned into a giant black hole of despair and desperation. Seemingly small losses turned into a mountain of losses by trying to get my "get back" and over leveraging. I've ruined my life and my family is rightfully shocked and appalled by my careless actions. |
| AVGO |
| $UNH. Plans repricing in 2026 will bring back margins and current doj investigation is going to be dismissed or end up with a fine (slap on the wrist) |
| Up |
| NVDA is special. Very special. |
| Wait till you head over to r/dividends, and then r/yieldmax where its wsb on dividends. |
| EYES OFF I FOUND IT FIRST |
| AMPX |
| You are absolutely and massively wrong. There aren't many companies with the potential TAM that ASTS might bring, the ceiling is extremely high. |
| Drank a gallon of eggnog and shit my pants. Still not my worst Christmas ever. |
| Sorry if I gave that impression but, I know. I’m more curious. |
| Black. Friday. |
| Im going to wait for the comments because Im lazy to do stock analysis. Hopefully ill make money riding on the back of others. |
| Oh my god. I did fix the auto correct. The humanity!\n\nWhy don’t you entertain us with your wits and wisdom. Easy to be the backseat asshole. |
| Humans can exist like that. We just choose not to, for better or worse. We chose to build justice systems to determine right or wrong. Maybe we'll build something better over time. Or not. Whatever happens, happens. |
| "Everyone is a genius in a bull market" |
| Pltr |
| \n**User Report**| | | |\n:--|:--|:--|:--\n**Total Submissions** | 3 | **First Seen In WSB** | 4 years ago\n**Total Comments** | 134 | **Previous Best DD** | \n**Account Age** | 9 years | | \n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| Wendys Emoji |
| PLTR |
| “Trust me I bought the dip” is definitely a sign of a world class trader |
| I hope you have the biggest green day ever. We all deserve that every now and then. |
| Man, I’m worried that NVDA will go down tomorrow because of the deal. Don’t companies always take a dump right after they announce an acquisition? |
| Thank you...? |
| U make a pally? |
| ASTS? |
| \n**User Report**| | | |\n:--|:--|:--|:--\n**Total Submissions** | 5 | **First Seen In WSB** | 2 years ago\n**Total Comments** | 1294 | **Previous Best DD** | \n**Account Age** | 2 years | | \n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| u/caughtinthought |
| googl 350, mu 300, lfg |
| I'll just make less sauce when I tackle that recipe, whenever that will be |
| Yup, happens every time. |
| So Jan 1st? |
| this dude likes mETH |
| Reverse that |
| Well, I, for one, would NEVER hope you get hit by a bus.\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| Im aware mate, I’ve been long since IPO. It hit 52 week low just a couple weeks ago. You missed the bus. |
| Just eat the pork raw |
| I'll stuff your potato 😏 |
| You have quite a treasure there in that Horadric Cube! |
| You bought the house in cash or something? lol. If you still owe equity the entire house worth shouldn’t count towards your NW. |
| Time for chocolate |
| It makes sense for income flexibility for some people though. \n\n\nI mean, invest in stuff like SCHD, VPU, VIG and get decent growth with a 3.x% return. $1m portfolio gets you $30k in money that then can be used to buy the dip or fund the lifestyle |
| how about u eat my ASS\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| So short it then |
| It is |
| brought to you by decades of trauma |
| A few more hours and it's over. |
| tesla is getting ready for a big move im pretty sure to the downside. might be prudent to look into puts 470 price target |
| I'm out damn, best of luck |
| >aren’t made for AI\n\nAre you fucking retarded? Do you think NVDA is shipping shader and raster cores in their HPC products? Fuck off idiot.\n\nThis is why it's hard to take the confident idiots in this sub serious, ya'll dumb as dog shit. |
| SLV puts tmrw at the bell after palladium had a -10% day |
| I can’t read because I’m stupid, that’s why I buy ETFs instead of stocks |
| Nana must be loaded |
| $2690 |
| Executive are trash. Pass |
| Santa wears red for a reason. |
| They’re just sad the prophet was full of shit and they’re losers this year. |
| Congrats on moving your Ira over to Hood |
| That's not true at all lmao.\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/vr7q4dczcf9g1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=389e37db42067c9cb280ecc98b8dd2a235a4a585 |
| Who the fuck has time to WRITE all that?\nWho the FUCK has the time to READ all that?\nGtfo |
| Can someone put a regression model together. |
| It's that time of the year when I crave a sandwich with roasted potato stuffing |
| 🪦 🥀 |
| Only EU it seems. |
| 3k every year until I die I guess. |
| Man Christmas fucking blows |
| Yea, like buy HOOD 0dte options and expect to hit 1000% gain, instead of just 100 shares of HOOD at $39.44 on Jan 1st. |
| They raided and colonized the world for spices and learned nothing from it |
| SPX atm calls at open. Escape bleeding at minus 20% or ride into close a hero. Probably not since I'll be back at work. I'll add to watchlist and whine about the miss op haha |
| is it not on robinhood yet? |
| Bah humbug to the retardest of them em all, do not buy corn, or any of the shitcoins in 2026. My friend the YEN sends his regards. BTC/ETH/buttcoin going to BLOW UP in 26 due to the carry trade. Do you think it’s a coincidence gold has outperformed everything?!?! |
| According to Nostradamus, SPY will hit $900 in 2026. |
| 2026 will be kind to me. I will make my losses up and make a million on top. Now I want everyone 🫵 reading this to do the same \n\nCheers everyone 🥂 |
| FRMI has been my most recent "let's see what happens" buy. |
| I’ve never had gay sex |
| Somebody should mind their own business if theyre unaware it was $16 a couple months ago. |
| Just made $2.50 on the Vikings in Robinhood. AMA. |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/whomakesthetendies made a bet that UNH would go to 400.0 within **4 weeks** when it was 324.805 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 1 wins and 3 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| I assume 8 est |
| Message me and I'll send you proof. 10000% real and devastating. |
| NVDA to $200 |
| Wow its a small world. I have the same vehicle and plate! |
| A bit strange an International company like ubisoft is not listed in US. So you think they will be bought up fully? |
| Are you always **that** early? |
| Bro is writing DD while the family watches Elf |
| Yea for sure, but even then we still need to determine the ethical climate of our time. We can't possibly exist where we all running around saying nothing is good or bad right? |
| Get out while you are in profit. Market crash incoming... |
| The ETFs ***sub*** \n\nFucking read guy |
| I freakin hope so.. I’m tired of seeing it bounce around by 1% |
| Remindme! 1 week |
| Wen uptober? |
| Wen futes |
| So why aren't professional investors all getting 76%? |
| 8est? |
| Happy new year!! |
| The main issue is that Ubisoft is listed on the Paris stock exchange, not in the U.S. Otherwise, it would likely be valued at around $10B instead of $1B, even with its poor performance. France has much stricter takeover laws. Ubisoft currently employs about 16,000 people worldwide. Tencent valued the company much higher around four years ago, but I highly doubt they’d pay more than 5x today. I’m seeing strong parallels to the Activision Blizzard situation. |
| Already three weeks with this shit, at least it's green again. I'll check out whatever happens tomorrow and decide |
| Ah, did not know. |
| Spy 700 followed by qqq 700 next week |
| I have some money. Give me some news so I can price it in for you. |
| Everyone here looking at wrong “premarket futures” data and it amazes me. SPY is down last after hours which is lost accurate. Happy holidays |
| I hope you 🫵 had a Merry Christmas. See y'all at the Casino tomorrow👋 |
| I think fine is better than decent? |
| Disgusting. Congratulations. |
| So you can watch it blow past your strike next week and be stuck with it for 4 months? \n\nI would sell weeklies and roll if you need to. You get more money over the long run with a little bit more work. |
| APLD…. |
| Because it’s not |
| APLD |
| Yes it’s going to drill like it does on most days |
| NFL is so obnoxious to watch anymore. Welcome back from the commercial break, here is one play oh there is a challenge let's go to another commercial break. |
| Idk, this seems like a similar thesis for that infamous gaming stock. \n\nOnly difference is Ubisoft have killed more of their fan loyalty and even if they released a loved title, I don't think they can deliver with how the company is run at present. |
| This is great. Without doing any research of my own, how have prior years performed? I.e. were there similar threads to close out past years and what were the performance metrics for the following years? Also how did you weight them? |
| Already in and down big bro, ngl |
| Overnight |
| #daily reminder that u/OPINION_IS_UNPOPULAR’s pp is smaller than yours |
| I am a POC that is LGBT and liberal. Shadows wasn't that good. It was fine. Not good |
| Long shares and leaps LFG |
| Fuck them bc you never averaged down? You belong here mate. |
| Why are all the Buttcorn 🌽 cucks all talking about tomorrow? Is something happening? |
| When overnight hours |
| I almost put $1000 on Gamestop like 6 months before it popped off but pussied out. I'll have to keep an eye out on Ubisoft lol |
| 🫵🤡 |
| I’m up 17% on ETFs? |
| Had 600 shares at $7 and sold at $30 cuz I bought a house. Wish I didn’t have to sell but I’ll be back in |
| 1$ |
| So because a stock has gone up it’s going to continue to go up? You are claiming that rocket lab with be worth more than Boeing or Lockheed Martin in a world with many launch providers with only marginally decreased demand for space. |
| Have you asked ai? |
| I sold yesterday so probably not. |
| my average price is 12.4\n\nfuck them |
| https://www.reddit.com/r/Japaneselanguage/comments/1p6ktxk/is_he_oniichan_in_japanese_version/[uwu 👉👈](https://www.reddit.com/r/Japaneselanguage/comments/1p6ktxk/is_he_oniichan_in_japanese_version/) |
| You don't, you make the va-gee-gee smaller. \nExtra tight AI humanoid sex bot I see in your future |
| The biggest gaslight of 2025 were people saying that was not a fucking Roman salute. Adolf himself would’ve been jealous of that heil. Crazy timeline. |
| The only thing wsb was ever good at was hindsight |
| I think you’re right in the sense of their pricing reflects the sentiment and overall quality (re: poor). However, I think you overstate the opportunity and chance of a turn around. Inertia is real and nothing here suggests WHY it’ll turn around, particularly in the short term. Status quo reigns supreme and nobody inside that company is banging the war drum saying “no more”. \n\nI like Take-Two (TTWO) over it. I have 170 shares there. The CEO has great sense of the market, the financials, and seems to let the creatives do their thing with an understanding that quality releases drive sales and revenue in a community where everyone has strong opinions. |
| Loser. I go naked AND get sent home |
| Clocks striking 13 in Victory Mansions?\n\nOf course I read the fucking book. Amazing does not mean excellent except to 15 year old California chicks |
| I call bullshit |
| Will do that, thanks my friend. |
| VG 📈 |
| The distant future the distant future |
| Maaan, I miss the WSB custom emojis. I remember all the "OPEN DA CASINO <screaming frog emoji x3>" comments 😞 |
| There's a Spanish tapa called Solomillo al Whisky that sounds interesting, but the recipe calls for 1 cup of whiskey per half pound of pork. That would mean a lot less whisky for me to drink 🙁 |
| Why do people like posting these fake erections? |
| Opens up 3%. 10% drop after you buy. |
| Facts |
| Good job. Congrats. |
| After gap down to 681 😏 |
| I have sold 4 calls on it at 4 and 4 puts on it at 4 lol |
| They dont trade on American stock exchanges. Odds of something on a European stock exchange being a meme stock are pretty low since its never happened before |
| You already have a bet going - MU to 300.0 before 07-Jan-2026 12:18 PM -05 |
| !banbet |
| Given enough time anything could be the next meme stock. I’m thinking SPY is the next meme |
| #Gap up to $700 by open LMAO🤌 |
| Something to go "less badly than expected" is tough to measure and honestly not strong enough imo. I disagree with your thesis. I think they need something that is a 180 from what they're doing. They need multiple games that are non-woke and actually good like they had going 10 years ago to show a positive trend. Trend is the key word here. |
| Whatever you're okay with losing basically. But pure stupidity and no thinking. |
| Did you... read the book by any chance? |
| Wont someone think of the tendies 🥹 |
| #AI is great but how do I make my pp bigger |
| Just give the punters moar drink. You'll be fine |
| Did you put the oven on broil just for the last few minutes to brown the top? |
| You anti-woke? |
| Don't forget Jane Seymour. |
| # Was pretty [plain to see](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1ptaror/comment/nvi5igh/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button) this [outcome](https://www.wsj.com/world/china/china-developing-options-to-threaten-taiwan-with-brute-force-pentagon-says-30242e16?gaa_at=eafs&gaa_n=AWEtsqe9JThdtOJQDfY6YlpQmFnDw03F3Q-2V-Sfq0uiIhpzW34pR0SvqFcAA59i-NQ%3D&gaa_ts=694db664&gaa_sig=rztO1ityWlZUvC9ZT_Yh_dDd8EsVRjxOCs0Euat_r6zMvan3zvK6S94NfFHJF9JpKnxITI3gj3Tj3a9uBPc_dA%3D%3D)\n\n# ╮ (. ❛ ᴗ ❛.) ╭\n\ntrying to convince yourself that [China isn't balls deep in achieving tech supremacy](https://www.tomshardware.com/tech-industry/semiconductors/ten-former-samsung-employees-arrested-for-industrial-espionage-charges-for-giving-china-chipmaker-10nm-tech-executives-and-researchers-allegedly-leaked-dram-technology-to-china-based-cxmt-resulting-in-trillions-of-losses-in-korean-won) and monopoly is deep delusion |
| Hm... |
| Lmao OKC in the last few games 🤣🤣🤣 |
| I'm max bullish til summer 26 and then will reassess. See if China will really be able to disrupt everything |
| I get it. 1.6M was good but not enough to buy a yacht. Just wanted a bit more like 10M or 20, 50 woulda been enough to afford the things you wanted. You went from 8k to 1.6M, so why wouldn’t 1.6 turn into 100M? You’d already cracked the code. You’d figured it out. After all, it was just numbers on a screen. The fantasy felt real. So why not live it. Losing wasn’t part of the story. It was unthinkable, Unbelievable, Improbable. even if by some rare tragedy you lose it all, who cares, its all worth for that juicy 50M.\n\nLike a punch who's pain is delayed, your dreams turn into nightmares. Hope into despair. Indifference into desperation. Then finally at the end of it all, a painful acceptable. You find calmness, haunted now and then by PTSD. |
| $269 |
| The ETFs sub is genuinely insufferable |
| Yeah or even ones that have been beaten to hell but could rip again. The -5% growth with a 7% dividend, no thanks |
| Santa put away his reindeer and sleigh, and pulled out his Slaybells.\n\nTomorrow will be a Black Friday |
| How do you fluff intrinsic value when none exists? Bitcoin has no cash flows. It's beanie babies without the bother of taking up space in your closet. |
| Q- what’s your user the radar tip for 26?\nA - GOOGL and NDVA |
| Unity is 25x value of ubisoft. |
| Santa told me to buy puts tomorrow\n\nDidn’t know Santa was a commie |
| NVDA to $69 tomorrow |
| I'm so fucking old I spent a lot of my life thinking how amazing it will be when it's 1984 like the George Orwell novel |
| All you need is a 2X! Lock in! |
| Huh, looks like they don't trade on Robinhood |
| small market cap bakes small breads. 1,5% is a rip for me on this one lol |
| Merry Christmas dumbass OP. |
| I think its a sweepstakes. |
| > lowing\n\n>> (of a cow) make a characteristic deep sound.\n\nno kidding til |
| Activision just recently dropped their lanucher on steam. |
| POET |
| Join me and Tim Cook at r/nke_stock 🤠🤠🤠 |
| I never sell at bottom but if most if it is in bitcoin you need to see BTC get up over 90000 if not it will test 85 and maybe 75 before going higher. I bought hoof at 36 and it is now 129 after hitting resistance at 140 |
| I love my “Brad Pitt is a good actor” comment had a 62% upvote ratio.\n\nI’ve never seen a bad role from him, so I don’t know how 42% of yall disagree |
| Yeah and that’s what people said in 2021 when I said RKLB would be $50 by 2025. \n\n!remind me 4 years |
| When their hair falls out and their dick doesn’t work |
| Lose a banbet |
| Old ladies. |
| Yes it’s a fraud. But you can make money off a fraud |
| Squeeze deez nuts you fuckin nerd.\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| Nothing, and it was a pretty accurate assessment. |
| Is silver in a short squeeze or is it really gaining its real value? I feel like it’ll cool off but no heavy pullback |
| You’re talking like it’s an investment. It’s a horrible investment that is pre-revenue. No one has any idea of they’ll last 10 years, or able to actually earn FCF. \n\nThis is buy the rumour, sell the news. Only an idiot would actually hang on long term. If you really want to hang on, wait for it to do double, and then sell 75% of your shares.\n\nThis way you’ve dumped most of your position while profitable, and still hold something in case it continues to fly. |
| Try using some Spruce weedkiller on it. Might see results 🤷♂️ |
| It will. No longer cyclical thanks to AI and multiple sources point to prolonged market growth to 2030 and beyond. |
| Like the Jonas Brothers song? (I know it's a cover) |
| NVDA to $200 tomorrow |
| I am old enough to remember when people hated steam DRM and valve for doing it. Things do change. |
| "BMNR is much less of a fraud..."...... so still fraud? |
| No one copied him, lmfao 🤣 |
| He’s average |
| Warm regards |
| Past performance is not indicative of future performance, sir |
| Nah |
| The cattle are lowing. Puts. |
| unity has been decent (if you look at the one year) |
| Shadows? Decent? LOL |
| Open the Casino! |
| Everyone’s a genius in a bull market. |
| RKLB will be worth 160B in 2030 off of slightly higher than 1B in revenue at that time? You are out of your mind regarded. |
| why did this get removed? |
| Just buy $SPXL |
| Everyone’s a genius in a bull market. |
| I need to see that futes are futing. Im jonsing over here |
| I also bought only shares leveraged but how is that going for u ? The dip keeps dipping |
| Do it again |
| The manger is closed. Open the casino. |
| i find every sub is buying mag 7 and tech growth stocks, with the occassional non tech US megacap. |
| [check this :)](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/s/r03CKnifZw) |
| Saw someone in a nissan leaf with SMOLPP, knew it was you without asking |
| Thinking of selling NVDA calls that expire in April 2026 |
| $450 by June. Permanently higher sales thanks to AI. No longer a cyclical stock.\n\n\n!banbet |
| My au gratin potatoes do not look like the recipe 😡 |
| What do you guys think Musk thought the consequences of his Sieg Heils would be? |
| Idk it might age well for some value stocks. Google has done great. Meta is the latest one that is now in “value” territory by MAG7 standards |
| How to join to the discord community |
| Yeah |
| Taco Bell will unveil their new feature item, the “fortune tostada”. The most common fortune? “Tonight, you will have crippling diarrhea.” |
| Science |
| There aren't many companies that could instantly double (or more) their share price by doing *less*, but Ubisoft is certainly one of them. \n\nThe thing is, if they were going to do that, they would have already. |
| Will Polestar go bust in 2026? |
| Sexuality is a sensitive thing. I’m glad you’re coming out now. |
| Yeah probably |
| It burns when I pee ☹️ |
| INTC pivoted into potato chips. |
| You already have a bet going - LMT to 491.568 before 07-Jan-2026 06:00 PM -05 |
| !banbet |
| Cause most of these posts are bs |
| I enjoyed the crew motorfest, and shadows was decent imo. |
| No |
| Bro fucked up, it said fences before he edited. So lame he would usually retire this account but then he would lose the flair.\n\nBro in the shit (or shint) |
| I have figured out a real plan of beating the market with 0dtes that's why i will not be taking Friday off |
| Not much has changed but they live underwater |
| INTC in talks with Oreos to bake their cookies. The board is trying to use those foundries for something. Anything at this point. |
| Get it then, playa. SPY calls from the strip club. |
| tell my wife to come home . kids are hungry |
| https://preview.redd.it/9mn9a7bb8f9g1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=df74423a3d3e270b9f9cc5e1d912d821809ad14c |
| In the year two thouusaaaand |
| Yep. Only 863 million euro marketcap. |
| Why other stock subs so retarded\n\nThey say they buy value stocks but they are like falling knives or flat YTD\n\nMaybe I’m retarded but i like to buy stocks that are currently going up |
| ‘Ubisoft just needs one decent launch’ \n\nSo, nothing is happening |
| I’m 18 bro lemme live . Plays? |
| Feels weird that futes open on christmas day but are closed on every random saturday |
| 8pm tonight |
| No one who is still getting Christmas money should be here. Like a baby in a strip club: hilarious but ill-advised. |
| Clearly I Don’t need to worry about YOU having kids since your demeanor clearly marks you as a killer with the ladies. \n\nAnd how’s this for context? The Whole fucking west of the United States is turning into a desert right before our eyes you non-observant twit. |
| Are they public? |
| Yeah I enjoyed that game. But too few were playing. |
| Haha. I’ve been doing this for a while now. Ok. So what. A dip happens. I adjust. Maybe sell off a chunk on the way down. When a bottom appears buy back. 6 months down still don’t care. I’ll wait it out. Happens over and over. |
| 🤔 |
| Volume will likely be the most abysmal we’ve seen all year. |
| SLV CALLS? 0dte? |
| Tree fiddy |
| How do they ruin it more than activision or ea? |
| I saw someone in a cybertruck with a license plate that said "BAGHOLD"\n\nWas sorely tempted to ask them if they're a tylenol eater from here |
| why didnt you sell you greedy scrooge |
| Frat party |
| Finally green YTD after depositing the check my grandma gave me for christmas |
| Merry Christmas |
| the people reject your lines |
| In the future duh |
| Hard to feel bad about losing $500k when you started with 10% of that and still kept half. |
| In the future! |
| 💯💯😂 |
| Santa is very generous! Them fences are expensive 💀 |
| Yes, it is stupid. |
| May the best regard win 😀 |
| I’d have unalived myself |
| its not tho... |
| $9 in the Roth lmao |
| I’ve been waiting to do some calls |
| As soon as RAM prices do sure |
| I bet the denny guy will be here soon to tell you to short quantum |
| Are they all in taxable account or IRA |
| 40k |
| Which require the Ubisoft launcher to play.... |
| Year ain't over yet, champ. |
| Fences lol |
| Quantum cat in the box mechanics. |
| Positions or we don’t give a fuck |
| They unplugged XDefiant so no thanks |
| lol same\n\nNVDA, sofi, hood, meta here |
| Fake |
| Er .88 cents good sir |
| You can just google the question buddy |
| I mean yeah doing daily trades isn’t a side hobby lol |
| For Christmas, Santa didn’t bring coal to Bers. Instead, he brought them his own feces. |
| No, tencent is investing at 5x valuation. Ubisoft is not going private as of right now. |
| >Pls let $BB rip above 4,03\n\nA rip of 6 cents? |
| Man. Eat shit, but good for you. I wish I was you. |
| Margin, interest or triple leveraged etfs |
| That’s my style, sir. |
| Atleast they release games on steam now. But I agree. |
| Some big frolic black dude named fucking Requis wrapped a towel around his face and started skull-fucking him |
| Some people are into that |
| Makes me touch myself |
| Not with that attitude. 99% gamblers quit before they make it big. |
| Good for you; congratulations; At my old age, I am going to be lot more conservative; just a few options here and there for the sake of hobby. |
| 6pm tomorrow |
| I remember that one. Always a memorable moment, when your faith in longstanding institutions collapses to dust in an instant… |
| You blew it buddy. Sorry. |
| Doggy anal |
| I’ve got puts on QBTS Wbu my friend |
| For the best bull run in history |
| Mine is to give another Indian head. We are not the same |
| Can someone tell me. When does futures market open? |
| \>pre market and afterhour stocks mildly red \n\>futures futing \n\>commodities beginning slow-motion dump \n\>credit slowly tightening and bond yields going ATH \n\>reports of underwater loans trickling in \n\>faked and redacted economic reports\n\nits all coming together. |
| BB double beat. MM just don't like the stock lol. It's recovering. yep! Or for more liquidity PLTR 210$ strike |
| What do you mean “made it back” how do I do that? |
| English hard. |
| I bet if you took a pinch of crab in the upper deck. Add a pinch of coppenhagen in the lower. You'd be damn close to the flavor of vagina. |
| >hand written not AI\n\nThis is exactly what an AI would say... |
| Yeah the calls I bought were insanely cheap for friday. Probably gonna be a no movement type of day |
| ChatGPT does a year wrap now. Like Spotify. It basically said I was a degenerate with a thing for asshole jokes. |
| Yeah dude I hate Ubisoft that's like saying we should pump ea like hell no I will NEVER help them ruin the gaming industry. At least with game stop they didn't enrage us all the brick and mortar stores were just dying. Ubisoft can frig off they deserve to suffer lol |
| 1 hours 20 mins til fute. I only care for NVDA and HOOD |
| Finally, he's getting it!! |
| Why? They might not make the greatest games of all time, but I don’t see much difference from EA and Activision which was sold at 100 times ubisofts market cap right now. \n\nI have enjoyed a lot of the new ones. If they focus more on quality, plus the injection of money from Tencent, I see a big oppertunity now. |
| some people on reddit are silly but some knows what they r doing, u just need to filter out the dummies |
| Can MU go down now |
| He's a bear!!!! He gets whatever scraps he finds!! |
| I fucked up, I only read the TLDR and thought it was all AI generated. I'm sorry |
| Pls let $BB rip above 4,03 and $RBRK above 80 and $SNOW above 225. Thank you Mr. Market |
| aight lemme get $8k |
| What's with the massive dips in the end there? Did you start full porting or just doing shorter expiration? Your gains seem extremely consistent, you using your full port or just a few %? |
| You aren’t wrong honestly. On paper Ubisoft could be a great play but they literally haven’t made a correct desicion in years |
| I’ll probably DCA myself into some index funds and wait 30 years. Or SPY 0DTEs. Could go either way |
| I’ll have to buy at open then. |
| Im up 146% is that ok? |
| Love seeing this!! |
| 🏄🤙 |
| Definitely not smart. |
| I complained at 8:06 AM |
| Can MU go up another 80% |
| Ding ding!! |
| Don't they have a deal with Tencent to sell their IPs? |
| Tits’ the Season |
| It does that without your wish. |
| Pre pre futes. Omg 😳 |
| NVDA +3% tomorrow |
| I closed my covered call short option on DOW. How long do I need to wait to sell Dow stock at a loss to avoid wash sale? |
| Pretty good roast partridge for lunch here. Only meal in Amerifatia that I favourably recall was Thai in San Diego |
| Yet you're still here on Christmas lmaoooo\n\n\nIf you and wallstreetbets were ex boyfriends, this would be considered stalking!!!\n\n\nGet back in the fucken game!!! |
| But bull markets last forever. Right? \n\nRight?? |
| Pre futures ripping |
| I hope only your portfolio dumps |
| Don't make me tap the sign\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/v3i7u3k26f9g1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=36fd0af78e722b39e302d3b7e846e177531286e7 |
| Chocolate Milk |
| You need to impress him |
| If it makes you feel better I sold 25% of my calls at a loss |
| Definitely Eiffel towered by two guys named Bubba and Earl while being peed on by a big tiddy goth mommy. |
| Gold |
| The before futes |
| Wondering the same thing |
| I gave up awhile ago tbh |
| Quantum stocks up or down tomorrow? |
| I hope NVDA dumps tomorrow so u can buy more calls. |
| Twizzlers are an F tier candy\n\nWho is keeping them in business? |
| Short for Tiddies |
| What did y’all leave for Santa this year? |
| Withdrawing money brings that line down also. Positions or nothing |
| Congrats and enjoy the gains either |
| Oh I understood completely. Beautifully spoken. That being said, the market is great, for at the very least, it keeps us amused year round! |
| RH doesn't have margin accts? |
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| All ubisoft really need to do is scrap their launcher and let us play games offline but even the bare minimun is too much for ubisoft exective |
| Touchdowns, baby! Don’t worry about it, doesn’t matter anymore. |
| Here’s the thing, the company execs aren’t changing the way they manage the company. You can be sure no new games will be of any good quality the next 3-4 years |
| I have this trick where if S&P goes down 10%, I go down 10%, and if it goes up 10%, I go down 10%. DM me if you want my audiobook on my proven strategy. |
| I could soft pretzel a murderer right now 😏 |
| !remindme |
| Going down for a while man |
| soon as you get that $160m just short the bubble, can't lose |
| I’ll take “What is more ASTS at a discount” |
| It's not |
| 💯 |
| 🙁 |
| https://preview.redd.it/pvo53j6m5f9g1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b768ac9438c4d1f7b4c5b31429f327e1466c0968 |
| Jesus died for our sins. Also, so bers could lose more money. |
| He's a bitch and had has his old woman bitch friend from the past help run things a bit in the office even though she's just a lowly new agent like the rest of us.\n\nIt was an insurance agency, MetLife. He would make fun of me behind my back to his bitch friend in their office at times. He once barked at a new female agent to get out of the room and said "I hate women with attitudes like that."\n\nWhy he hated me? Passing the insurance exams were super easy. But you have to find 10 clients to buy policies to become an agent, but where the hell am I gonna find people like that. He just liked yelling at people he didn't like, as did his bitch friend, if you ask me.\n\nTelling my elderly mother that she "didn't know how to raise children"? That one really makes my blood boil. I should choke him and his bitch friend. That witch friend of his suddenly yelled in the office one day out of nowhere "Get the FUCK out of the office, now!". That was their way of letting me go. Scream an obscenity in front of the whole office to humiliate me as much as possible. Those two deserve horrible things to happen to them, do you agree? |
| They stole all the artifacts from the world and didn’t bother to take the recipes with them 🥸 |
| That jolly fuck is all over the Epstein files |
| I hope so 🤞 |
| Damn, I wish I had not sold my 200c |
| Up 1k on a million? Fake newszzz lol |
| I think I first saw it during 2016. Brexit vote happened and basically any sub talking about currency shot to the top. Think I actually started looking more around 200k like you. I cant remember what blew it up again, I joined just cause I actually had income to invest. |
| What about some eggnog |
| Yay I get to be the first person to complain about META today |
| UNC |
| Based on my holdings, would you say it'd be smarter to wait for a recovery or realize losses and just invest smarter? |
| You will get the invite next year. |
| I could murder a soft pretzel right now. Sounds so good |
| All that white stuff on my Robinhood app is kinda gay |
| And a Happy New Year! |
| How much did you start with? |
| My wife’s bf didn’t invite me for xmas at my family house 🙁 |
| Calls? |
| don't keep us in suspense, what did he pretend to invest in?! |
| Will bring it to $195 |
| Sigh... I had bought in at like $1.5 and sold around $2 years ago |
| BB |
| I can't believe you would be able to shoot from 8k to 1.6 milly in like one trade without insider info and if you had insider info you would've cashed out, so I'm calling fake with everyone else |
| All good when running with the bulls |
| ~~AI slop 💀~~ |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/Jojn20 made a bet that GOOGL would go to 325.0 within **1 week** when it was 305.811 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 0 wins and 1 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| Thanks for reminding me to tip Jesus my driver. |
| Same I am going all in if there’s a fent friday pump |
| What's good or bad changes with the times. The only constant is the natural laws of the universe. 🌌 |
| Really doubt it |
| RKLB will reach $120 in 2026, $300 by 2030 |
| Do it again next year |
| Hope tesla breaks 500 |
| What’s Tds? |
| The California sun peaking through makes me wanna bust |
| Or go home naked |
| 0 dollars and Reddit karma? |
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| You’ll need the boner pills soon. Great business model |
| She is a 10, but she is not as beautiful as "clean beautiful coal." |
| I’m ready to full port the Christmas money on open. LMK |
| Isla fisher and Rachel mccadams are both so hot in that movie |
| My imagination |
| Will NVDA deal with qroq do anything? |
| More UNCS or YOUNGINGS on here ? |
| IBIT ticker or what? |
| SPY IV is like 4% for Friday and Monday. Cant say I have ever seen that before |
| Absofuckinglutely. When you’ve worked for 25 years, own virtually nothing, and you’re staring down another 25 year sentence right after it with ever larger bills. Man, you’ll suck a dick. |
| Brits have one of the worst cuisines in the world. \n\nThey still eat like it is WW2 going on. |
| Highly debating whether to be a ber or bul \nfor 2026. Big choices |
| Did anyone bring up the serious allegations in the Files with the fam???? |
| Same bro |
| On vacation in the mountains. Shit poured so fuckin much. Weather says another like 1.5 inches of rain coming wtf |
| Watching wedding crashers |
| The problem is being there when it happens, if you have a day job is really had to pay that attention to the charts and the news. |
| I got 50 bucks for Christmas |
| Thread so ded, I’m on the leaderboard |
| Holy mackerel |
| I'm not greedy I'll take a...4% day on SLV and a 1% day on SPY |
| RemindMe! 7 days |
| Thanks |
| Ain’t no way you let $1.6 mil slip away to nothing I’d kms |
| Oh no, don’t blow all of that Christmas money |
| If we even remotely dump tomorrow I’m doing all in on calls, even after getting fucked by amzn |
| Bers are like the coal for Christmas. BULS are the presents💚❤️ |
| If this is real it's just stupid. |
| The fuk is pre futes |
| Chinese Epstein \n\nhttps://x.com/K7qWcfzcdAPW5Y9/status/2003655197491712089?s=20 |
| Nice, now do last year |
| Tomorrow the stock market is open, but I'm still off from work |
| SpaceX ipo lifting valuations |
| Ain’t no way, I would paint the ceiling with a Glock. |
| You belong here |
| Kids make you selfless and put others (well at least the kids) before your ego. |
| Hood, PSKY |
| I seen Copper brought up. |
| Nah, if it gets unmanageable, they will just cancel the contracts , reverse the trades and refund the money. IMO. I’ve seen this actually happen with the Nickel squeeze a few years ago at LME. |
| It rained so hard in Cali last night I thought there was a tsunami |
| There will be no collapse retard. There’s a Trump put and there’s also a Fed put if that doesn’t work. |
| strippers and cocaine! |
| Imagine not being unemployed |
| https://preview.redd.it/k579j0i54f9g1.jpeg?width=1023&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=df7bd9c9703fe5696984c17b22dcd8fb50de0105 |
| Yeah but I wake up at 6 anyways to go to my job. |
| The sun just came out for the first time in 2 weeks (California). Calls it is |
| Before kids I had so much pride. I would refuse any handout. Now i would take anything offered, with a big fucking smile |
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| What long options you are holding? |
| Id kms tbh.\n\nTaking 8k to 1.6 and watching it crash below 1M and not selling Omfg |
| Looks like something big happened that day\n\nOn September 22, 2025, the only true mega-cap names (top market-cap cohort) that clearly posted “large” single-day percentage moves in the major market coverage I’m seeing were:\n\n\t•\tApple (AAPL): +4.3%\n\t•\tNvidia (NVDA): +3.9% \n\nSo probably real |
| Anyone wake up at 6am to trade (west coast)? |
| You get up one and a half million dollars, any asshole in the world knows what to do: you get a house with a 25 year roof, an indestructible Jap-economy shitbox, you put the rest into the system at three to five percent to pay your taxes and that's your base, get me? That's your fortress of fucking solitude. That puts you, for the rest of your life, at a level of fuck you. Somebody wants you to do something, fuck you. Boss pisses you off, fuck you! Own your house. Have a couple bucks in the bank. Don't drink. That's all I have to say to anybody on any social level. Did your grandfather take risks? |
| Bad or poor performer? There's a big difference.\n\nAlso the guys I met that you look into their background and it's nothing but bosses saying do not fucking hire this guy, he's shady, not a team player, etc. Usually they're dickheads that don't realize they are. Plenty of good guys with one-off issues though obviously.\n\nEdit: clarified what I mean by do not hire |
| If the market dumps tomorrow, “bro people closed their yearly positions for Christmas celebration”.\n\nIf the market pumps tomorrow, “bro tis the season of Christmas rally bro”. |
| CIA algos putting in double time |
| https://preview.redd.it/9fi9ieuv3f9g1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=beeee723438cc1f2be804108907b8ae16b94d465 |
| Ye |
| Could've been 20x if you stopped trading on October 15th lmfao. I'm on the same boat but down nearly 60% since October 15th. |
| Hood is were is at !! 🥳 |
| OP Google the Dirac delta function |
| Wild ride, had shares for a while |
| FIL offered to pay the kids’ tuition today as a Christmas present. Hell yes, sir, thank you, Merry Christmas. Then he’s spent the rest of the day bashing 🥭. Yes sir, what a piece of shit, sir, let’s all have TDS, who fucking cares, here’s how you login to click right here and add your account, just like that, yes, nice job thank you, yeah fuck that guy, what an asshole, who else do we hate sir. |
| My plan tomorrow is to buy another indian head half eagle |
| Wen lambo 😂 |
| READY TO BLOW MY CHRISTMAS MONEY. GIVE ME YOUR BEST PLAYS! |
| this time of year I’m reminded my love language is mild psychological abuse\n\nmerry christmas regards |
| Yes sir |
| Of course the one time I hold prediction market positions the team doesn't make a crazy comeback lol. \n\nPrediction markets are also a bit wonky today, spreads are terrible. |
| I don’t see how it can’t. Was shorted ~19%, monopoly drug that has already let a bunch of people live, the question really is do they sell it to some big pharma for a shit ton of cash or take it and run making $400k+ per patient |
| Raaargh!!!🌊🏄♂️🌊 |
| thought I saw a thread on this already. I remember space stocks (ASTS LUNR), RDDT, bunch of 2025 repeats too\n\nI think those are good picks, Id be also interested in manufacturing/suppliers of rollable/foldable screen tech.\n\nAlso stablecoin growth again with CRCL |
| Pre-futes Santa Claus green |
| i’m drunk! |
| wen 🅱️utes |
| Mostly biotech. Leveraged biotech and options on those leveraged ETFs. LABU is my baby. |
| You know what’s cooler than a million dollars? |
| Just bought some HIMS, not the stock, the anti depressants. |
| Get a phone |
| Puts or calls? |
| Nah |
| Even if that's true that doesn't mean we stop assigning what is considered good and bad behavior as a society. |
| We already do |
| Let’s see Paul Allen’s ZOOM OUT |
| Ban this broke mf |
| That would be fucking epic |
| smells like war to me |
| Your right. Chat gpt gave me that to describe when it takes so much more to move the needle on share price when the market cap is so large. The whole market is estimated to be 68t or so. It’s already a significant amount of capital. I’m not sure of the best expression to describe this. |
| $BE take me home |
| Feel like we get so lost trying to make money we forget what really matters you know |
| My New Year’s resolution is to be the best at providing shareholder value. 🤡 |
| Naw, not even close to when he was born… |
| Easy. He withdrew the money. |
| Our GLD, Hallowed be Thy name, thy btc puts come. Let us be delivered from fake money. Amen |
| This is the correct answer. |
| It’s a great time to panic! DJT |
| Amen. Truer words have never been spoken on this subreddit. |
| Next time, try to make it last longer |
| Maybe early 2027 |
| Guys reminder - it’s Jesus’s birthday! The light of the world, even better than the market |
| Positions? |
| Landlord is diversifying and typically would be better off putting that money in the market in terms of historical growth. \n\nIf you hypothetically got 400,000 at the age of 22, you'd be far and away better off putting that money into the SP500 and being a millionaire in 10 years and able to retire at 45 with no other contributions than buying a house with it.\n\nOwning a home isn't so much an investment as it is a de-risking strategy. |
| I have an alarm set for 0927\n\nI will run to my office buck naked and turn the computer on if I have to |
| More pump? |
| Gonna go check out the high surf advisory \n\nFuckin pitted bro |
| IDK, I was thinking of the jack hammer with OP obviously being on the bottom getting hammered. |
| Collapse comes 2026. We rally until then! Calls for now |
| Rugpull happened last night |
| Redskins cover!!! Boy, that was fun!!!\n\n\nGoooooo Brosmer and the Vikes!!! |
| Social sentiment etf is up 35%, not bad... |
| Morality and free will are not incompatible or necessarily mutually exclusive. A lot of philosophy is dedicated to exploring their compatibility you should look it up.\n\nAnd practically speaking, society will still need to determine what is "good" and "bad" even when we have fully mapped the extent to which some individuals are more likely to engage in antisocial behavior or immoral acts hurting others.\n\nWe can successfully profile every psychopath out there. We'd still have to all agree punting babies is "bad". |
| I turn 33 in a few days. 🙁 definitely feeling old but that cause my joints are fucked from my connective tissue disorder lol |
| Class Action Law Suit |
| tell it to beyond meat investors |
| Is there a setting to make the lines green? |
| that was a surprisingly long time ago now |
| Ah the classic holiday trap - vacation brain hits different when you're trying to time the market. At least you still have some profits left, could've been way worse lol |
| https://preview.redd.it/lqnfcpew2f9g1.jpeg?width=1186&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2179dc2b172f49e6ddf0478792aeebe17b5b31b2 |
| How else can lonely men from fractured families deal with their emotions on this day? Open the gym and the casino |
| I looked at the market and don't understand the value. Sure, emergency calls. But for the broad market? Not with that data rate... |
| Yeeee |
| Went from “up 2000%” to “up 1000%”. Oh no. |
| 2026 bear market starting next week |
| What a cover for the Redskins!!!! |
| Who would have thought high risk/high reward might actually payout in a bull market |
| ‘Law of large numbers’ not sure that means what you think it means |
| Lol losing 100k twice and talking about going for a third |
| Naw chief we need more info. Was it all 0dte or what? How the hell did you actually manage to bring it to 0? |
| Makes your poops better too |
| Probably gambled away his Roth… I know more than a few people who have done that. |
| How do you add those tabs to the top of the screen? (Investing, Roth IRA, Credit Card) |
| Wow that sucks |
| Lock in gang |
| This is cool and all, but we want to see the big losses as well! 👀 |
| Anal |
| Ain’t no way bro |
| I'll watch for your buy order. |
| Had the week off and missed the opens by sleeping in and gave back most of my profits because I’m a creature of habit and rely on routine 🤷🏻♂️ |
| Dont be envious, its fake |
| Rutes Fippin. Take me drunk, I'm home. |
| Santa touched me inappropriately and told me not to tell anyone or I will be in big trouble |
| Daym bro you discovered the trick of actually making money on the long term.\n\nTank you for paying the tax to the market gods. |
| Need to meet new people to know. Hard these days. Yea my past bosses were total cunts too who told me I was bad and told my elderly mom she didn't know how to raise children. Haven't worked lately, don't need to either |
| This is wild |
| Alright that’s plenty of family time for one year. Open the casino back up already |
| Santa touched me inappropriately and told me not to tell anyone or I will be in big trouble |
| Deserve to lose it all |
| 48 |
| Usd devaluated maybe |
| You wait for 3pm pst futes, I wait for 5pm pst futes. We are not the same |
| put the rest on black! |
| You gotta save for retirement somehow! 😂 |
| 🐫 |
| I’d take that 47% |
| I need a big green boxing day.\n\nCC bills need to get paid |
| Low volume pump tomorrow |
| ...I guess it wasn't obvious. The people you tend to associate with now, work it and so on.\n\nHow do they see you?\n\nEdit: work with |
| It’s because the dollar is declining over 10% since start of the year. Europeans use euro to invest and the index tracks in USD |
| I also subscribe to this view. Reality isn't good or bad, it just "is." What happens on Earth doesn't matter to the rest of the universe. 🌌 |
| Probably Inglorious Bastards |
| I like this one best. |
| Mods, da fuq you at? |
| I've got a 🅱️ad feeling about this |
| Explain to an idiot now why were you an idiot last year, why are space stocks exploding? |
| someone attempted a 2026 earlier, but a mod took it down |
| Entire liquid net worth is on $85K Bitcoin puts. Pray for me. |
| My brother and the past church people I knew are still alive, even if we pretty much 99.8% never talk anymore. Also, I have had hard times meeting new people to replace them. So I consider them "now" |
| Nahh check the profile I think this is rage bait lol |
| It tanked because you withdrew it...right? |
| grandma gave me 250 for christmas - goog is getting pumped tomorrow |
| Free rider problem. Enough people think like this, it all collapses. |
| https://preview.redd.it/5e4h0dbl1f9g1.png?width=1349&format=png&auto=webp&s=450f6e057266fdfab1d91fd1b4819f243e82d58f |
| wheres the 2026 picks |
| I traded SOFI since it was at $6 and will build a new leap position this year |
| How much capital did you start with? |
| If you ain’t first you’re last |
| Yeah he is. I just rewatched Fury recently. |
| Total bs |
| Santa got me a pizza maker! |
| Bro made 1.6m and his first thought was to yolo ALL of it again 💀 |
| That’s what the graphic says! 😂 |
| Watching OMER do its thing in preparation for Monday conference call |
| So like every other day? Lol |
| How about now? Your original comment seemed to say a lot of people today think you're a bad person. Although you changed it up after I responded. |
| kinda?\n\nI cant remember the last thing I saw him in tho |
| Looked like you rug pulled yourself |
| To the moon |
| Judging by how hard OP got fcked, probably doggystyle |
| Futures open |
| None of this is logically sound |
| Hikaru reference |
| Yeah but you have until Q3/Q4 to get in, it will be dead money for a while. There are better options in the meantime. |
| Where do you see top picks for WSB? |
| Positions or ban |
| You did it once, the next time will be easier. |
| All hail king regard |
| Should have cashed out |
| It says you have the Roth opened already with $8.65 in there? |
| Yeah this genuinely makes me irrationally angry. On Christmas no less! Fuck this guy! |
| Wasn't happy with half a mil. Probably wasn't going to be happy with a mil. |
| gyms fucked up by closing on xmas.\n\nDont they know that some of us can only express ourselves through gesticulation? |
| I go with robotics stocks because of AI and finance because of crypto |
| Positions or ban |
| Yea, it's pretty amazing what we tolerate today. No one cares anymore it's about "fuck you, I'll get mine". |
| yea, people from churches i used to be members of, people elsewhere too etc. I just wanted to type a quick comment, not spam the thread |
| The Roth IRA with $8.65 is the best part. |
| Ain’t no way\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/8kbc7pjw0f9g1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ea074c683b9fd267223455e971ff49652d3d453a |
| I love that his roth has $8 in it |
| Only losers count losses! |
| Holy shit, Brad Pitt is an insanely good actor |
| Proof? Trust me bro\n\n\nAlso wtf are those snowflakes? Like a tacky website from 2000s |
| What happen in 2 hours |
| Feels like Sunday |
| Yah I’m going start Roth too , I been maxing out 401k last few years. |
| Ready to spray the bowl with my 6 tacos |
| We all got crazy family. But you said everyone or (all the?) lots of people call you bad before you edited.\n\nA few people? Could be them. A lot? Probably you. |
| If this is really true, then maybe you need to stick with shares until you can come back to the major leagues.\n\nI've conceded this fact and I just stay in the minor leagues (shares). I know my limitations |
| You literally can't distinguish between "x is true" and "y is evidence of the truth of x", can you?\n\nPlease don't have kids, the world is not kind to congenital retards. |
| okay I will try harder to adopt that attitude |
| Did you forget that you edited the photo to 1.3M not 1.6? |
| Sucks robinhood doesnt have that option |
| Looks like dump |
| I’m gonna buy more Hood, their shit just looks good all the time |
| FUTURE FUTES ARES FUTING |
| Um well a diaper filling rapist pedophile POS is in the white house. |
| Payed 2 months rent, as christmas present. |
| Fake as my girlfriends orgasms |
| Try futures. Start with props the grind is worth every struggle . Can’t lose if you don’t give up, invest in yourself. Learn a real proven strategy you can make that back no problem |
| Found the 20 year old |
| ENHANCE |
| comes to regarded subreddit\n\nPikachu faces when the people are retarded |
| My brother who only talk to me one hour every 2 years says he and his wife think I should be in prison for 10 years for things that are completely in his imagination. They're such lovely people |
| Well think about it this way:\n1) you know how to make $8k to $1.6m, the rest of us don’t\n2) if you had the same kind of luck as when you made $1.6m, you would now have $320m or 1/3 rd a billionaire \n3) it’s easy to make $8k. The hard part is getting to $1.6m (see #1). What are you waiting for, save another $8k and go get that $1.6m. This time keep half it and multiply the rest to $160m\n\nGood luck! |
| You just "are". Nobody is good or bad. No heroes or villains.\n\nThe Free Will that humans think they have doesn't exist. More advanced fRMI machines are going to literally prove this |
| Too bad you aren’t funding the Roth and taking the same trades in your Roth growing it tax free 😩 |
| Hopefully |
| This... this is beyond my comprehension, lmao wtf pure gold |
| Enough Millenipoor. X was born just right for Star Wars. You had to settle for Spaceballs. |
| Merry Christmas and a ha... Fuck you. |
| Who gives af. We are on this earth for too short of a time to be worried about dat |
| assuming this is real and hes not just having a laugh, bro you are fucking retarded. not regarded. not a smooth brained aped. youre just a fucking moron.\n\ntrade in your drivers license, and go stock shelves. |
| I cant even fathom, id be the most depressed mf'r on earth |
| Got damn you are one special regard. The greed is unconscionable |
| 0dte is your problem. Dont quit it’s worth it |
| Morning dump -0.5%, then pump 2% |
| Edit: you changed from a lot of people hating you to some, very different.\n\nThis day and age the bar to be a "bad person" is ludicrously low. \n\nIf you're actually a "bad person" you're probably already in a cell. |
| Tomorrow we Pump |
| I swear to God if mods leave off precious metals as always and put MSTR again for the 2026 stock picks |
| You belong here |
| Congrats bro |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/Electrical_Maize3587 made a bet that RKLB would go to 80.0 within **4 days** when it was 72.765 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 19 wins and 26 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| What if we somehow live in a world where Saylor and Lee were right and they own everything |
| Who gives a fuck? |
| https://preview.redd.it/hq49utd40f9g1.jpeg?width=1320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4302e9d43f2e528d1bfa88510aaf78b4d95131ed\n\nFor all you annoying assholes saying zoom out. Here… |
| Who told u honest work is something to brag about. |
| It’s a glitch I also had a huge spike that day |
| How do you expect to profit if you’re buying high (a lot of these stocks are at ATHs) at this point?\n\nThe whole point is to buy low, sell high, not vice versa. |
| Am I a good person or a bad person. Pretty sure the people I knew/know who treat me like a bad person are the bad people. Eff em |
| Looking forward to the 2026 list. |
| What stocks did Santa leave under your Christmas tree? I was on the naughty list so he only left me a nasty little lump of Netflix. |
| If that’s real call the Samaritans bro |
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| alright I'm done with Christmas...open the futes |
| Hope to make money but instead lose it all. Doesn't matter if I go with calls or puts, it will always be the wrong move. I need to follow George Costanza and always do the opposite of my first instinct. |
| There's no fucking way you're this regarded. 1.6 mil is insanely good as it is. How are you going to bet and lose it all? |
| Beynd |
| Probably buy a bunch of boring index funds to park buying power collateral for CSPs. Cash ain’t it in 2026. |
| Posted it. Now fuck off. 😄\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/nqv0fkoxze9g1.jpeg?width=1320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b83147b337342445b3b1d98d108c19f5ab52265a |
| If 1.6m was not enough nothing will ever be |
| PINS the tail on a donkey |
| POET looking like a 3x |
| Mods do your thing, this rando just posted fucking lines |
| I buy chunks over time for cost averaging. |
| Pfe cure cancer and fat |
| Zoom out so I can be inspired |
| Is this what you mean? https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/s/zbYKz1eQrc |
| It feels shitty as hell but we actually are all taking your advice a little bit everyday in what feels like necessity.\n\nBut one day no one decent will be left. |
| FLY me to the moon |
| My plan tomorrow is to make money, and my backup plan is to lose money |
| at least in trading you can clearly track your gambling adiction |
| Honest work would be withdraw and put everything on red.. thank me later |
| Quantum scam pump |
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| are you fr? |
| Are you buying at ATH or waiting for a major pullback |
| 2 more hours until i find out how much money i lose |
| Thank you, you helped me climax on Christmas Day |
| If that’s real, unironically go to hell |
| Just be terrible then |
| Jealous? Or literally pointing out what op said? |
| A thought for 2026z The never ending trade will be Gold. Long in gold. One could maybe take a ride in some shorts, some hiccups along the road, but the way is only one: up. Equities will have the same fate because the underlying factor will not change, the dollar is weakening. Not only the dollar, all fiat currencies. For a while, the dollar we know today will coexist with gold, or gold weighted assets that come up in the future, but when we get to a level over 10, 15k per ounce, dollar’s dominance will be in serious trouble and in such a context even US equities could suffer. But I think we still have a mid-term timeframe for such a movement to become true. 7k though is quite reasonable to think should all geopolitical factors currently in play keep deepening, especially strategic competition with China. |
| 10th |
| 2 more hours till number move |
| This economy is rewarding the worst people and behavior.\n\nBut sad thing is, they're going to keep winning while robbing us all blind. |
| Had mango just nudged you on your shoulder that he was gonna scream about more tariffs in October you’d turn 20k into retirement money in 30 minutes lol |
| Posted the zoom out. Get over it people. Jeez… |
| It's literally not honest work |
| Lesbians love it when you tell them they just havent had yours yet |
| ‘Moves for tomorrow’ might buy calls for April or May |
| I’m 🌈 |
| Oh boy cant wait to lose money on a historically green day |
| Wow, solid stuff |
| Mods giving coal instead of flairs this year |
| UNH |
| 1.3M wasn't enough? |
| Bro put 1.6 M on red |
| It’s also *significantly* easier to win in a bull market. |
| ASTS covered calls after launch is done. We chill in this zone for a bit |
| Yeah, I just lose. Way simpler at EOY |
| Positions or GTFO |
| Where? |
| Probably lose money in the crash |
| What in the fucking world!!!! How ??? |
| I hope it’s not real. |
| Wow first |
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| Yeah there is way too much paper chasing way too little silver, which was fine when it was flat. Something has to give soon |
| https://preview.redd.it/c3hwbsizye9g1.jpeg?width=1206&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9f843e390db6a0c248c3d0240188f3a5e5259ab7\n\nSome of the big gains this year. |
| bs theta day once again |
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| PLTR third most traded individual stock this year |
| This move down seems to be running out of steam. $8 seems to be a big support and then $7 would indeed be pretty wild. I am keeping some cash set aside just for the possibility of it somehow touching $7 again. But I’ll buy another large chunk at $8 first. Their balance sheet is solid. |
| Got the greasiest gift of all, more crypto puts |
| Same question lol |
| DAWG LOCK IN IT AINT OVER TILL ITS OVER (ur going to lose it all)\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/ltesjjeuye9g1.jpeg?width=1166&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1c438793983777f553411238f3a8cf4ca960dff2 |
| 2026 will be the switcharoo year, short all wsb top stocks. |
| You’re now officially a europoor |
| A |
| May I ask your thesis on Poet? Looks interesting but I can’t understand the market of it. |
| Merry Christmas jackass |
| 117% is not bad for being 22 and having little to no savings last year\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/o5531yisye9g1.png?width=1008&format=png&auto=webp&s=1c392a97d4fd85b91f40c5ff56d41895600be3f2 |
| 64 |
| Not my fault some of my folks are from West Virginia |
| Take some off the table and watch how the year unfolds. Better to miss some upside than give it back. You’re young and there will be many more times of opportunity. Decide your tolerance level and stick with it. Only solid companies making money, no flyers. Slow is smooth, smooth is fast |
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| Jokes on them because those reds have Marlboro miles and Netflix will put out a new docuseries about the miles as part of their collection with Pepsi points and finally a Kool aid points special. |
| What are you, 8 years old? lol. It’s happening all over the globe and also in my hometown. I’d post where I live but psychotic kids with assault weapons also exist in 2025 and you seem to fit the bill. |
| Congrats \nTake profits |
| Beautiful sentiment bro. Praise Her! |
| A trump gold card doesn’t count. 🤡🤡🤡 |
| She’s a keeper lol. |
| Got physical gold for Christmas. Now I just have to pawn it to buy calls |
| Why wouldn’t they |
| Christmas poops are the best. Gets me away from family. |
| How? I played this year and im at a loss |
| Hey! I’m in this one! Their balance sheet looks really solid. Their assets to debt is great. Lots of assets and cash and low debt. Plus their revenue growth per quarter is growing like crazy. |
| This was not a Good bet\nIt looks like a hearts ❤️ last beat!!! |
| Most of Gen X was born late for Star Wars and too early for LoTR\n\nTruly the forgotten generation |
| Only one more holiday left this year where I have to pretend like i have a life |
| They're worse. |
| get into the habit of taking a 10 min walk immediately after eating. top tier thing for health. \n\n+ blunts blood glucose by 15+%\n\n+ lowers triglycerides by 30+%\n\n+ accelerates digestion\n\n+ lowers blood pressure up to 5 mmHg\n\n+ improves sleep |
| Daily reminder not to fuck ur cousin Alamabans |
| That’s called trading without a plan |
| Is the overnight market going to open tonight? Or just premarket tomorrow morning? |
| If you can catch a maior support bounce with 0dte spx calls or JPow farting on an FOMC presser with puts, it's definitely possible |
| Silver has literally held my portfolio together these last 6 months |
| It would bother me. OP could have sold, paid taxes and still had $100k more than they do now |
| Got silver quarters for Christmas buy puts |
| I'm in Europe, due to the devaluation of USD, I'm only 6% up lol |
| Options trading. That is the correct answer. |
| Following |
| Are futures opening today? |
| Wtf did you invest in primarily? |
| Yeah thanks mouth breather, I don't need someone with the abstract thinking capability of a retarded lobster to tell me about global warming. You seem to have missed the point that "it's 70 degrees" on an unspecified scale is pretty uninformative without geolocation data |
| ♿️ |
| If amzn gets to ath before the end of January after I sold my dead calls I’m going to be livid |
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| Digs eyes out with a spoon, is that a bussy |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/sponge2025 made a bet that NKE would go to 69.42495 within **1 week** when it was 66.119 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 1 wins and 3 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| When ever you hit large numbers like 1 mil after a fast run up , sell and wait reentry. I always got a big Dion at 1, 2 and 3 . Not a financial advise. |
| Thats so awesome, are you mostly trading options? |
| We got the tip and we know what comes next |
| NVDA thoughts? Break 200 tomorrow? |
| Most green this sub will ever see |
| We didn't even get a Santa rally this year. SMH my head, tsk tsk. |
| Until they aren't |
| I did too than I had kids |
| Risk cup is half full |
| I like naps |
| What are the top picks for 2026 |
| Can’t wait for weekend thread to end and new tomorrow thread to open |
| I’m sure they talk about stock pickers. Not option gamblers |
| If you dont know why it went up yesterday.. you wont know why when it goes down tomorrow.. 🚩🚩 |
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| Ewwww, so glad I'm 38 |
| I'd love to play rivian and lucid but the ev pump of 2021 claimed many lmao |
| At least I didn't write a comment |
| cripsmas |
| 40+. KMA |
| 46 years young!🙋🏽♂️ |
| Jesus wants you to eat out her ass 🍑 |
| What do you want to know? |
| >!denial!< |
| got reference |
| Girlfriend got me a Rocket Lab shirt and night vision goggles for Christmas! I love this woman! |
| Don Junior's nose. |
| That's RH. They about to give us all $100 |
| It's fine, my puts are totally just a hedge you see |
| Roth IRA $8.65 lol, how did that happen? |
| A holiday surprise\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/91c6owo9we9g1.png?width=1341&format=png&auto=webp&s=b51663139a9ed72f25df37a08e253b4e9aaee1de |
| Wow that robinhood snow effect is so cool now I can get in the holiday spirit while Im losing money |
| let me wipe |
| Are there any old people in this sub? Like 40+? |
| Congratulations!! You’re pathetic and checked wsb on Christmas |
| If S&P goes up 10% their investments go up 40%. If the S&P goes down 10% their investments go down 100% (they were all 3DTE OTM options). |