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| silver about to blast off |
| Will it dump or will it pump?!? Holding 0dte 667 puts 🤣🤷♀️😬😫 |
| My coworker is complaining that "people today" are too whiny. She also plans on going to her grandkids school to complain about their grades so the school will be forced to pass them. |
| How much is it normally |
| You also missed commenting on the bootstrapping cost to get anywhere near the "network value" that major credit processors have - who is going to use ape-pay at 1% charge vs MasterCard at 3% (but it works literally everywhere).\n\nI've sold credit card processing to small businesses. The large majority don't care about the rate. They buy from their cousin who charges 3.5% when I could charge only 2%. My biggest objection was not on cost/rates, it was literally that cousin Alejandro would go broke if we took the account from him. |
| Don't you think Iranians would like to trade 0dtes too?\n\nFree Iran. HOOD's next big market. |
| My colleagues and I remain squarely focused on achieving our dual-mandate goals of maximum employment and stable prices for the benefit of the American people. |
| Hes got the opportunity to do the funniest thing to 🥭 |
| Where you going to? Just curious. |
| The specter of Volcker compels you! 👻 |
| JPow is probably reading this thread hi JPow |
| Think death is nukes, so one left |
| # Berome Powell 🐻 |
| The inflation metrics are fake, the money is fake it's not even money it's all just credit now people don't even know what the fuck money is. The stock market is a ponzi valued in a fake currency printed out of thin air trying desperate to ignore natural laws. So we run the economy on a fake currency, fake narratives and fake data. It's all just fake. |
| Everyone and their dogs are on full blown PUTS today. No smart non regarded MM will make so many of y'all rich. |
| FUCK YOU MSFT I QUIT |
| Probably the short run too |
| Just a casual 11 dollar spread between brent and crude lmao |
| lol 2-4 days ago the bitcoin hype was deafening on twitter and reddit. ppl really thought it was a new cycle. I was seeing the charts drawn of $200k in a year and so on. If you acted on those forecasts, here is your clown mask and makeup. |
| Maybe but looking at financials, even if they have no growth for the next few years they’re still underpriced |
| Yesterday I was retard, but today? Today I'm a fucking genius. |
| When looking at my positions what does it mean when the numbers are green I’ve never seen that before I’m so confused |
| Today on USA stock market: \nSector gains : \nIndustrial (0.05%) \nCommunication service (0.67%) \nEnergy ( 0.34%) \nSector lose : The rest. \nIte good bye Americans. |
| The word ‘bets’ in the sub title didn’t give it away? |
| shorting oil with 10x leverage \n\nthis is the way |
| Absolutely not. My argument is inflation is 3-4% and the president has said the job market is perfect. So my point is, they should raise rates to get inflation under control. But obviously he is a liar and the job market is fucked but my point still stands, if jobs are perfect and inflation is high, they need to raise immediately. Get it? |
| I'll wait until it get to at least 380 |
| **Ban Bet Created:** **/u/KeeLow300** bet **USO** goes from **120.72** to **105.0** before **20-Mar-2026 12:28 PM EDT**\n\nTheir record is 1 wins and 6 losses.\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| 🫨 |
| !banbet USO 105 2d |
| Damp it |
| For real. How can it be this big of a piece of shit continuously lol |
| Brent and WTI oil spread is completely natural! |
| When pow man |
| Its a scam till its not, by then you'll chase |
| Oh, so you can't spell any of those words? |
| noone is buying it anymore. Stores are empty. |
| Just cost me 40$ in diesel for my truck and it didn’t even get me a quarter tank Jesus Christ |
| You really think Microsoft belongs at January 2024 levels?\n\nGreatest opportunity for LEAPs this year. $450 and $500 calls expiring Jan 15, 2027. |
| Na Leave PR as is, those taxes are sexy |
| Inflation rising? Here’s a solution: start a war in the Middle East and cause a supply shock on one of the biggest inflation inputs. Oh, and why not attack gas fields, too. That’ll fix it. |
| Hold the line JPow\n\n |
| Are there people here that think jpow and his data will be positive for the market? Tell me why if you think so |
| Bitcoin: when you want to lose money ant not wait for the market to fall |
| How high can SNDK go |
| i think **fomc** will just be a **segway** into a spiral of **global panic, based on the catalyst of an energy crisis.** |
| NBIS goin back up |
| ***THETA*** |
| WHAT A BUNCH OF FUCKING IDIOTS LMFAO |
| Might as well open the stock market at 2pm EST for each meeting if you're just going to do this |
| Yeah you chopped dude |
| The spice must flow through the strait |
| If there was any day to be not regarded, it was today. So I bought Calls. FML |
| Yesterday it was 671 and today 667 .. great |
| Spy:”I’m stuck step bro” |
| Love to see those $MU gains! |
| if your trying to play this chop, just go to a real casino, at least youll have fun losing it all lmao |
| gonna pump into fomc |
| BTC back to sub $63k on any market dip or worsening Iran news. always does |
| all i need is a quick drop to 664. Is that too much to ask for? Spy can do whatever afterwards |
| Yeah….ATS |
| will my puts print or should i realize the loss |
| Everything is orchestrated. All the world's a stage. |
| Msft is ruining me |
| banbet again, so u can have another best week |
| Your life must suck |
| Is it me or is abercrombie criminally underpriced compared to its cash flows? |
| Can we just drop like 3 dollars thanks |
| lol my account going nuts today thanks to crypto shorts. added some WNTR |
| Someone finally got around to explaining to 🥭 that the reason the United States was so successful after world War II is that it was the only country that still had functional infrastructure left. He's just trying to recreate that economy from first principles. Truly, brave. |
| Puts confirmed |
| VIX chart looks like that song "[jizzed] in my pants" |
| You're fine on RH. When you start trading BIG numbers...like, when you're putting 3 digits in the qty for options...then RH is going to get you killed. You gotta look up fill rates. Certain platforms fill better than others. The best ones are not fee-free (which RH is). If you're trading a dozen or so calls on something like SPY, you won't ever have a problem. You do 2500 of them though, and the fill rate is going to be slow enough that you lose a big chunk of these gains. |
| 🥱 |
| will jane street be blamed for bitcoin dumping? maybe it just sucks |
| Thinking of buying a spread on SPY +/-5 pts (lottos) - but if I do that, after PaPa Powell speaks, markets will be flatter than Kiera Knightley's tiddies. |
| Back from my one week banbet, best week of my life... |
| https://preview.redd.it/nyqm8og6ytpg1.jpeg?width=684&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f1de66509489bb12c52c9070c8984c89bc6e4ed1\n\n |
| MU cucked me |
| \> **The Setup** A year ago, I dug into a 13(f) filing from one of the few investors I actually respect and found a massive value play: **$SOC (Sable Offshore Corp)**. \n\nPhil Mickelson? LMAO |
| Inverse the inverse |
| polymarket just crossed 50% odds on boots on the ground this year |
| Molest a couch or two. Good times. |
| Maybe they should’ve invested in defense and army instead of building a long ass line shaped city in the desert |
| Quantum day at GTC is Friday QBTS a good buy here |
| Oh this is gonna suck |
| *Volcker Chaka Khan has entered the chat* |
| Made $100 today so steak dinner for my cat |
| Sometimes you're flush and sometimes you're bust, and when you're up, it's never as good as it seems, and when you're down, you never think you'll be up again, but life goes on. Money isn't real, George. It doesn't matter. |
| YEAH GOONING ALL IN BUL FACES |
| This became a total waste of time |
| Theta eating good until FOMC |
| I just want money for some hookers smhh why does Jane street have to make it so fkn hard for me |
| HOOD the pos stock doesn’t pump with 🌽only dump |
| 500\* |
| We are just gunna get one really big down day, arnt we? |
| huh? |
| They're gonna announce that they're buying all the companies |
| You'd better read this: \n[https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1rr3fkx/comment/o9wpcfk/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web3x&utm\_name=web3xcss&utm\_term=1&utm\_content=share\_button](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1rr3fkx/comment/o9wpcfk/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button) |
| MSFT is in real pain! |
| MU shrek is forming its over bear |
| **"Good afternoon."**\n\n💣💥📉📉📉📉 |
| I suppose the OP will be one of the many asking for student loan forgiveness in a few years. |
| Ber peener on cloud nine. Bul keep twerking it feel amazing |
| I hope this child will do great things for the world. |
| Bob Vance? Of Vance refrigeration fame? |
| for those of you who think JPOW will be negative today\n\nask yourself why would he get in the way of blame here, central bank has every incentive to be dovish or neutral and watch the admin who are trying to take them over take all the blame for what's to come\n\ncentral bank has been playing the narrative game for too long to make a mistake here |
| Buy puts |
| This goes one of 2 ways. 1) Everyone remains calm as Powell walks in with his balls out or 2) Chaos (but a little sexier) |
| inverse |
| Odds are good his returns crush yours in the long run |
| yawn |
| You can always bet on SNDK no matter the uncertainty |
| I think I've seen enough.\n\nBuying calls here. |
| Fantastic. If earnings tonight are positive, should push it over $20 |
| Someone's jealous |
| Holy shit this market is so gay im selling everything |
| 🌈🐻s eatin' STEAK tonight. 🥩🍽 |
| I'm riding out a call. My motto this week has been " f it!" |
| Microslop |
| Toss a coin |
| This is peak bullying lmao \nGuy makes basically my yearly take home pay in two days and he’s getting dragged to hell and back hahaha |
| At this point I just want to see Bessent get rekt, need Heath Ledger Joker to set the cash pile on fire |
| Brent baby oil to the moon |
| Awesome that your wife’s boyfriend is paying for you to come along on their vacation |
| Everything is screaming spy puts so I’m going with calls |
| It is so nuts that they care more about the oil price than any actual objectives in this war, I can't imagine how it feels to be a soldier watching them do more to prevent oil prices rising than you and your comrades dying... |
| Thanks Trump. Only good thing is buying at a discount |
| Pinned until decision |
| Bessent is about to get a margin call... |
| How do I buy puts on my own portfolio |
| It's not all bad, you can get high and listen to Afroman. 2026 starting to look better already. |
| Maybe that's because Iran has been threatening and attacking their neighbors (or using proxies) for decades? |
| JPow gonna shank the 🥭 economy |
| puts on microslop is the play |
| All the “analysts “ are shocked the market is not down at least 10%. Ok |
| Not actually a challenge, I legit did this once |
| It'll probably pay |
| Do you ever feel bad for friends that dont invest? \n\nMy best friend is basically a normie on general but all he does is count on his companies retirement and putting money in his 401k. Enjoy your 8% gains bro, I guess. My SDSK YOLO call just paid for my entire vacation this summer. |
| How does it feel to have all the AI girlfriends? |
| US treasury gon fuck around and catch a margin call on oil puts 🥀 one of us🥹 |
| I aspire to your greatness |
| Oil facilities getting dunked on tonite. |
| Best economy ever. |
| Checking in after a couple hours and not at all surprised to see everything is basically flat, same as it’s been since October |
| Polymarket doing a Situation Room for monitoring |
| It's not wat you know you dont know that could wreck you. It's what you know for sure thats wrong that will wreck you |
| Damn the treasury got hands |
| everything just happens in pre-market now\n\nI can hear thetagang, laughing as they watch the daytraders flounder |
| Flattest I remember prior to FOMC |
| 🦅 |
| Overpriced leggings aimed at middle/upper-middle class women during a recession, no less. |
| Don’t think my dopamine receptors will allow me to sell my calls |
| US gov keeps shorting oil while keeping the war going |
| It’s spring break. |
| Bro we have BEEN in a recession for two years. |
| "Fuck this shit"\n\nJerome |
| I didn't think I had to add an /s, but there you go! |
| 🔒 |
| ***extremely loud fart*** |
| What about McLovins? |
| holy shit it worked\n\ni just said "war is over" to confuse the algos and next thing you know i'm sitting on a beach with a brazillian baddie putting sunscreen on me |
| manipulate the market with fake promises |
| We all rich now |
| Probably just some unexpected early morning butt play with the Mr. Of the house |
| #Most companies use AI to read and filter through job applications so AI decides if you will get the job. In a way AI already stole your job. LMAO🤌 |
| and it will continue to be a bad investment right up until every ass in the gym worth looking at or not has this logo on it |
| don't buy puts. I am down bigly. calls. trust me. spy will pump rest of the day |
| with current events looming ... im predicting that maybe life for alot of American looking to be very close to life in west africa.\n\n\nthank god i went to looksmaxxing and got myself an exit kit\n\n\n |
| He'll say stuff \n\nAnd maybe things |
| How we feeling on RCAT chat |
| Should I just hold these 667c 668c that expire Friday, only down 300 rn or should I just cut my losses |
| *aggressive throat clearing sounds* |
| Rklb, can you not bro |
| sideways so boring |
| Green hulk dildo |
| Only had 9 beers left in the fridge so work is going to extra suck today. I’ll be out before jpow even speaks |
| Better odds than cs gambling sites… sorta. |
| So Iran warned all three oil producers in the gulf they're destroying their facilities in the coming hours and to leave. \n\nSo they (Saudi Arabia, Oman, and Qatar) have. \n\n |
| How does someone from Sweden even infiltrate lmao, pretty obvious id imagine |
| Is no one going to notice the bellbottoms and stripper boots? |
| There sure are a lot of Mohammads in the Iranian government.\n\nCould be hard to differentiate them |
| They gonna pretend they can unfuck the supply? Guess ill pick up more on the copium dip |
| Whoever could have foreseen this? /s |
| Lmfao, I fuckin love seeing shit like this. Thanks for making my day OP. |
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| What's the point of holding anything with this choppy unpredictable bullshit? I switched to a cash account and just pattern day trade the waves. Buy and sell as soon as I get 10-20 percent. |
| no fees on robinhood bro |
| Mullin part of super secret classified mission that even the FBI doesn’t have record of it lol \n\nBro can’t even handle softball questions without breaking. Totally a qualified person to run DHS /s |
| Moves sideways |
| It's Wednesday and all the restaurants downtown are packed with people drinking bloody marys and mimosas and ordering extra sides of bacon. Does anyone even have to work these days or is everyone rich, you guys? |
| sorry you are not on the list |
| And youre a beta |
| Already dumping |
| The fuck does that mean? |
| 6750c or 6640p |
| Q anon strategy. Nobody is q anon and everyone is q anon |
| High key brother, high key |
| FOMC: Fuck Over My Calls. |
| **Challenge:**\n\nGoon while watching your PNL |
| 1k LULU loss straight out the gate, 1.2k win on RKLB puts\n\nthat RKLB dilution news was unbelievable luck 🥵🥵 |
| In the negative after fees 🤔 |
| Why would you buy lulu |
| Vance to meet American Petroleum Institute board members Thursday.\n\nUS VP Vance on gas prices: We will announce a couple of things in next 24 to 48 hours.-Bloomberg |
| Oil rising to greet JPow |
| Or you could be mad at the person that caused all of this instead of asking people to sacrifice for a person that only takes and never thinks once about others. |
| Hottest take regarding the outcome of Fed minutes and presser:\n\nUp, down, up, down, still sideways this time next week. Nothing new under the sun. |
| My sister was a Theta |
| Calls on algos |
| If you don’t think about the amount of money ur losing this is quite fun |
| LMAO can’t believe I clawed my way back to $20 profit 🤡🤡🤡 after 30 trades. Maybe I should focus on my job instead 🤡🤡🤡 |
| How are we feeling about MU going into earnings? |
| one could argue Mexicans love whites more than they love their fellow Mexicans 😭 |
| Ill be back in an hour and if spy isnt at 667, I quit. |
| Trump still blames Obama. He'll be screaming JPOWs name to the DOJ until he dies. |
| Twin we up rn? |
| Have I been a bad trader JPow |
| Your calls and my puts cancel out and nothing happens |
| welcome to the kangaroo market |
| Finally! He sold, we can now go up! |
| Wait, what, the SPX put credit spreads I sold, are green now?! Damn. |
| Scalped a tank of premium on a USO call |
| buying into this POS is like setting ur money on fire |
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| Bro they have spy wrapped around the balls. Every fucking day it’s glued to open price. Only moves overnight |
| SPY 700 tomorrow |
| I’d rather SPY be down going into a Fed decision than up. It moons when it’s down beforehand. |
| People just want something to moon lol saw AI drone stock and went with it |
| u/savevideo |
| Yes. Apple voice recognition |
| You misspelled “buying opportunity” |
| Means you gotta pick up some lube while you’re there. |
| Is Bearhunter one Redditor with a million different accounts or one Redditor with a million different try hards using someone else’s shtick to get attention? |
| I can't wait til everything finally moves at 2pm |
| Iran bombed their own facilities (light damage) and is now attempting to wipe out GCC's\n\nIran has already bombed Total energies in qatar in a similar fashion. \n\nI'm not surprised they're willing to sudoku themselves for putin and xi |
| months. Yes 🙂 |
| sry guys i strangle at 667 so you all gonna get fuck. |
| Guy who is a day late to every trend and as a result buys every peak\n\nIt’s me, I’m that guy |
| Please Powell pump my bags |
| Bad Bunny in shambles |
| Lake of Rot is basically a Circle K at 3 AM |
| \*Strait |
| Just bumped into JPOW at the gas station and he told me to "buckle up pussy" before running out with all of the Rhino Pills. What could this mean? |
| It was just listed yesterday so unlikely with insider lockout period not enough shares available to make a market yet for shorts |
| If one wanted to understand the Bear Hate, today was the day. |
| 15 green candles on amzn and all taken away with 2 red candles. Yup thats great. |
| Just like before acquiring Radeon |
| I can’t be a bear any longer. Just drop a little more so I can sell my puts at BE |
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| US in iran rn trying to not realize it |
| Buls and bers throwing shit at each other in these threads all day while theta has just been jorking it in the corner for weeks. |
| Really leave them with no choice when their neighbors keep aiding their attackers |
| Me but Lake of Rot |
| “Jerome “long cock” Powell erases fears of recession by showing off his monster hog at Wednesdays FOMC meeting” |
| One day. Just one day I play bull and I get chopped. |
| yeah, thats the cooked number. |
| Wonder what happens at 150 |
| Just do 20% every month |
| Spank me and tell me how much of a brat we're being as a nation Jerome |
| should just pull out of NATO and invest that money into american ships and subs EZ play |
| Imagine making Cuba the 51st state before PR |
| These fuckers on the CNBC show are way too positive. They say that if the USA decides the end of war, it’s all positive. Well, the war is not the problem. It’s the price of oil and if Iran wants to open the straight or not. The USA obviously has nothing to say about the straight opening. There’s nothing they can do about it. |
| **OH FUCK YOU'RE GONNA MAKE ME** *be greedy when others are fearful.* |
| I wonder what will happen if oil goes past 110 |
| My totally regarded move today is buying calls, when I know for "FACT" it will crash after Feds. God help me. |
| dude, that's an epic run! congrats!! with the way MU's been moving, i’d probably sell some to lock in those gains and avoid a total collapse, especially with all this oil news from Iran kicking around. could be a big market reaction any moment. maybe keep a couple for the thrill, but don’t get too greedy! what are your thoughts on the earnings next week? |
| At this point, AMD has to change their branding from red to green 💀 |
| how will HOOD make any money when you all lose everything and quit trading |
| he will still be part of the committee |
| shoulda not been a swedish spy then |
| I love Mexicans, man. My fellow whites will *never* turn me against them. |
| I'm sure JPOW gonna say everything is all good and we won't dump 1.5% |
| “Crashing” |
| JPow's baby mama put a little nizzle on his pizzle this morning. He said that was nice but I'm sure it's transitory. |
| Amen |
| I’m so fucking bored |
| frenchie cumin no? |
| I can see that😂 |
| This sub is just gambling holy shit |
| How is AMD green lol |
| Bols considering this a "V" 🤡 |
| It'd be nice if the bot also actively scanned for subreddits for relevant earnings tickers and checked those too... may be helpful in addition to our regarded opinions on the daily |
| lol ber |
| I am sure the audience of one is sweating about gas prices. |
| I sold my nflx calls for 80% loss you’re welcome |
| Fuck theta gang, all my homies hate theta |
| Zzzz then suddenly spy pumps 0.1% in a few sec... today is weird |
| Fun drop in the oil price. |
| Only buy never sell |
| JPow: This dum fuck took us to war. Now imma have to raise rates. |
| Alexa play Paper Planes |
| KLAR stock chart since 9/25 IPO\n\n🤡 |
| Doc said I was retarded. Might just be because I was late to appointment? |
| DJ Vance will save us, don't worry |
| I thought the Fed Reserve Act of 1913 made him un-fireable… |
| Timmy Turbo |
| My favorite at the moment is FINMY. I got into it because it was u complicated and it just keeps slowly moving up. I got into SWMR just last night so it was still low, but I would be a bit careful with it. TKAMY is one I'm considering selling. It's just sort of hovering in the same spot. Happy I avoided RHM |
| Biblical V in the making |
| I remember the first time I entered Caelid in Elden Ring, I just turned the console off LMFAO\n\n \nPOS area |
| Guess you are buying a small apartment |
| Wow over leverage |
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| War is over BUY |
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| I heard Michael Burry had a sticky short squeeze, ligma, nofap abortion with plunge protection team as the priest while he did cocaine off a hookers big toe, ate a ghost pepper, drink choccy milk, read a k8 and lost it all. !guh sell sell sell sell . Did he also watch 2 dark magician girls 1 pot of greed? A Bus driver does not give good financial advice. I need to pivot out of my position soon. Selling puts through Hairy putter's school of Hogwarts for witchcraft and wizardry. Ricky Ricky Ricky Ricky Ricky Ricky Ricky Ricky. Guh! Very Sticky situation. BAM! BOOM! Thanks for the $5,000 Mr. SPY CEO, I'm not selling! Not financial advice. |
| From your pockets to a fund managers childs trust fund |
| And in a real time format: Powell speaks at 19:30 GMT+1 |
| Oil crashing |
| Adbe |
| Never forget that if your port goes to $0, inflation can’t hurt you. |
| Looks like were fucking the dog, again, until the afternoon |
| We certainly are giving them reasons to do shit now. |
| Gold, Silver and 🌽 all drop together 🤡 |
| Lol my puts are good. |
| I’m hearing this 2pm decision could be potentially homoerotic I’m expecting nothing less |
| its days like this that makes me think 7k is the top |
| I would honestly just let it play out like a movie your first time. \n\nOr if youre in a betting mood, flip a coin and set a low take profit and stop loss to treat yourself to dinner later. |
| 10yr tapping 4.25, hot af PPI, Crude > 100, US still tangled in war regardless of what news say, Unemployment up, Departing J-Pow leaving on bad terms speaking today, believe it or not, calls |
| Is this a bad time to lump sum invest a big chunk? huge drop coming or? |
| Iran reportedly executed a Swedish spy over the last 24 hours. RIP 🙏\n\n\nhttps://x.com/i/status/2034282069816226200 |
| So your argument for raising rates is high unemployment? |
| Algos trying to get a reaction from retail |
| I heard that all before , congrats on your gains , again I’ll see you tomorrow and Friday. |
| Stock market BRUTALLY MOGGED by CHAD ratemaxxer |
| Israel now controls IRAN..SPY can moon |
| Thank you for tuning in to your regular programing of spy trending $1 for the next 2.5 hours. |
| Let me go ahead and average down my calls 🙂 |
| 🥭 is begging for sum ships help again 🙏 |
| Cut losses… 2 days left? |
| Edging with Powell penciled in. |
| How can you possibly lose today if you buy puts and calls. Hear me out, 750 673c and 750 660p simultaneously. |
| No chance today |
| It's not a loss until its realized. |
| It’s all fugazi |
| Microsoft sucks. Cant even hold the 400 level |
| Why not be the 9 in a 696? |
| i dont think paul atkins has a clue of which digital assets he intends to regulate. |
| April 21st 1992 |
| You'd probably buy 700 strike calls for that date and lose everything still |
| Chopfest right now 🔪🔪🔪 |
| Truth has more ads than a sketchy streaming site wtf |
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| 140% isnt much, if he bought this ITM he should be holding imho. if I was him maybe I'd sell an otm call over earnings to get some juice. I'm guessing a $400c for 8/21 is probably worth maybe 130.00, he should sell like a 1 month $550 call against it |
| Remember, Its always sometimes priced in. |
| JPOW is going to announce that the fed dot plots have been replaced by all the FOMC members wearing bikinis and wrestling in drums of oil. This should clarify the reality of the situation to both the press and the market on what matters |
| cum. absolute fountain. unthinkable volumes. |
| WAR is OVER...REPEAT FOR BOTS TO BUY |
| Bro today any trader knew market was going down. I had to take my risk |
| Some of you never traded through a crash before and it shows. |
| spy goes green? |
| Even WSJ is starting to use the phrase "bear market" and they've finally stopped blaming AI. |
| This is hilarious. Markets are absolute fucking dog shit and there’s zero catalyst for anything to improve other than someone admitting basically every decision between tariffs, war, hiring, fucking DOGE was a mistake and it’s all done. |
| Memory stocks the only thing preventing the market from crashing rn |
| New aths across the board |
| Did it work |
| **Jerome Hayden "Jay" Powell will return for Avenger's Doomsday.** |
| 🥭 |
| Did it work |
| This sure don’t seem like a temporary spike in oil Mr krabs. 😅 |
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| I’m sooooo tempted to buy even more calls. |
| !banbet spy 673$ 1d |
| Thats what I did man |
| Ketchup throwing would be heard around the world |
| I just like that my brain auto-corrected pdf to pedo without skipping a beat. |
| wtf ... 0.7? |
| The Bond yield curve is almost increasing perfectly. This is my pet thesis that something weird will go on. I hope I have the smart type of autism, and not just the weird type. |
| WMT selling off as the Soup line starts to grow |
| 2hrs with jpow, 2hrs more of truly crazy power hours... strap in today bois |
| STAWP THE STAHK MAHKET |
| Actually though. It's cause I know what I'm doing 💪 |
| Probably |
| What will the market do after JPOW speaks? |
| Going to 900 soon |
| Rheinmetall, Thales or CSG |
| “High oil prices are transitory” -JPow |
| I unfortunately do not have puts |
| Have you checked your bank account lately? |
| trolls and dickheads without a position would put one or the other though and skew the results\n\nI think a bullish or bearish for major earnings (like micron) should have a bullish or bearish but you should be required to have at minimum like a $3-5K position and have to verify that for your vote to count |
| Are you stupid or what |
| Aww babies first recession 🫠 |
| Good traders sit on their hands until Jerome gives them direction. No one here does that |
| He def got BLS data early |
| JPOW can do the funniest thing |
| We should pull a full WSB regard move and full-port the JPOW talk on 0DTE. Get rid, or go full regard trying |
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| Michael Burry responded to my craigslist ad looking for someone to mow my lawn. "$30 is $30", he said as he continued to mow what was clearly the wrong yard. My neighbor and I shouted at him but he was already wearing muffs. Focused dude. He attached a phone mount onto the handle of his push mower. I was able to sneak a peek and he was browsing Zillow listings in central Wyoming. He wouldn't stop cackling.\n\nThat is to say, Burry has his fingers in a lot of pies. He makes sure his name is in all the conversations.\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
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| Guh Michael Burry just got hit by a bus omg omg omg this is not financial advice but it could trigger a short squeeze or whatever |
| new report: China rescheduling Taiwan invasion plans. Bullish! |
| https://preview.redd.it/xx5r5qk8vtpg1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5a049380fb47be6b4b2f3ae2b22f101015157015\n\nI knew you was not quitting! |
| I hope daddy Powell grabs me by the balls |
| Is buying MU 600 calls for 22c throwing money away? |
| just realized i was still reading yesterdays thread, cant tell the difference cause its the same comments over and over lol |
| NVDA flat as can be. Do something |
| Iran: I like you. Don't come to school tomorrow. |
| 😹😹😹 haven't seen it yetttt |
| My office HR lady gets bent out of shape about jeans so I wear black or brown ones just to piss her off lol |
| They should just add oil futures to SPY. |
| OSRSkarma in such a good mood today. I cant prove it but this man had puts |
| ASMR with JPow? I'll go ahead and schedule my ER visit for priapism in advance |
| ITS JOEVER |
| Have to hit us where it hurts ig |
| I glanced at sndk options premiums, realized just how poor i am |
| Fuck\n |
| What’s the ticket spud |
| Yeah, this war is gonna leave a mark. 2 years of high oil prices |
| Wow, almost timed the exact top. That takes skill. |
| Dear diary: FUK’d |
| They have probably had it for days already |
| You already have a bet going - SPY to 631.67305 before 21-Mar-2026 04:04 AM -05 |
| “Due to economic uncertainties and an evolving defense status, the fed will be increasing rates to combat runaway inflationary pressures. Congratulations, Bears.” |
| !banbet |
| at what point do you inverse yourself in the process |
| We need to add a sentiment bot here that provides us with a color coded system showing which tickers most people are bullish on and bearish. That way people can make much more money inversing it. |
| The theta burn is real. |
| They don't want to attack their neighbors but they are going to anyway. |
| Which one? |
| Just bought puts face ripper rally incoming |
| Look at that hit rate, bulls are safe and sound |
| That’s my 8 screens since Iran! Now I just need that 25k cash advance from WEN and I’ll buy so low the kangaroo can’t catch me. |
| Strike? |
| I did not have pdf in chief saving the climate by blowing up all the oil refiners on my bingo card. This must be the 4D chess... |
| Who in their right mind is buying rn |
| ATTENTION: Empty wallets everywhere |
| Yes the fuk? |
| Not SPY |
| is it me or AI has destroyed meme creativity ! |
| Bsolute genius |
| Nope, it'd leak to his buddies n we'd know early |
| evacuate the Middle East it's joever |
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| Should be ready for round 3 soon |
| gotta head out to take public transit to my minimum wage job. puts or calls before jpow for me will be decided on the bus. see u guys |
| Just need the exact date of SPY hitting 700. Then I would be rich.\n\nIts that simple. |
| Flip a coin at 1:55pm. Heads, buy calls. Tails, buy puts. Pray. |
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| Not gonna happen, BUT, would be fantastic if Powell came on stage to theme music. I specifically think it should be 'Baby Shark', but I am biased. |
| Which direction lol |
| Someone explain this to me like a 5th grader. \nIf the war ended today how does that change inflation, data, and growth? |
| Will go up tomorrow. |
| “Oh X stock/commodity is dipping? That means it’s on sale heh”\n\nGuy about to get his face ripped off |
| Good luck margin calling someone with infinite money supply 😂 |
| Sup y'all |
| Positions or ban. Also can I hold a dollar |
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| I made 100% from a put |
| !banbet QQQ -2% 1d |
| Imagine all the people in New York who saw the roof top fire and thought Iran retaliated. Many undies were changed |
| Does the POTUS know in advance what the FOMC decision is? |
| I’ll think rate decision will leak to the MMs before then |
| Apparently Iran is telling gulf state oil facilities to evacuate according to al jezeera |
| It trains you to last longer! Very practical skill ! |
| Calling it now\n\nToday's FOMC will be a re-enactment of that day when Jerome first said "transitory" |
| Man, when the fake numbers are bad.....the real numbers must be badder? |
| They fuckin us every possible direction! |
| Recession confirmed. |
| Now that is some strong cope |
| So how high does oil need to go for America to get margin called? |
| Yikes |
| The play is European defense companies. |
| yo momma so fat, she wore a Malcolm X t-shirt - a helicopter landed on her. |
| Guess who didn’t sell their RKLB calls yesterday 🥰 |
| $LULU's looking like their upside down symbol:\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/973br9tsutpg1.png?width=463&format=png&auto=webp&s=0a07931965262936ae45fd594a1764b0e55288bb\n\n |
| if you ain't buying 0dte lottos in an hour, you ain't livin |
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| Bro I would die |
| Fuck no |
| Can you post a pic again lmfao |
| SPY uses Theta burner. It's super effective. |
| The number of the beast 😬 |
| Resistance you mean.. |
| I gotta say, naked shorting oil futures over the weekend while a shooting war in the Middle East is going on is a hell of a way to make yourself feel alive. |
| Stop complaining to the idiot factory /s |
| Good afternoon,\n\nyou are all fuk |
| Really freaking hard to make any money on spy options that aren't 0dte lately. |
| https://preview.redd.it/l1qr7zioutpg1.jpeg?width=517&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8d35135930f50085c91200cfa60985ae2e8f6766\n\n |
| Notice how the europoors are always worried about what we do.\n\nTake notes. |
| This was best we could do 🤷 |
| ? |
| Imagine ber faces if daddy Jpow cuts rates 🤣. |
| god be with all |
| can we get 660 by EOD pls ty |
| # 🚨 BREAKING: 🥭 spotted at the Grand Exchange scamming J POW 🤡 |
| About to buy SCO too tbh |
| More towards the Right |
| Can SNDK just dump already? |
| Europoors watching Amerifats dump the market: 2:31PM EST |
| Just tank mode, but his robot form matches the movie. They also just did “damaged” versions of Optimus and Megatron which look pretty cool too. |
| 666 is the floor |
| All Fed meetings are erotic with daddy POW and the MMs bending me and my port over |
| https://preview.redd.it/aesyehjlutpg1.png?width=460&format=png&auto=webp&s=f19ed295fb93060afbb321fe71fbdcbff2125ed9\n\n |
| The algos and hedge funds are living in a different USA than the the rest of us |
| $475 |
| Nothing-berder. |
| This could’ve been avoided if Hormuz was gay |
| Ahh yes, inflation of the stock market, not the economy. How could I have made such a huge mistake?! |
| Michael Scott: How big is your Oil Future short?\n\n\nBessent: 👁👄👁 |
| At this point, we can probably sacrifice chickens and have better luck |
| What if their markets are the same and winning the war immediately isnt profitable? |
| I am a man of the people |
| If you’re looking for a good laugh I recommend you have yourself a gander at the 6mo Dow[n] chart |
| Holy fuck thats a lot of calls.. yeah this gon crash soon lol thats actually wild |
| yo mama so fat that she wouldn't even fit in this wide gap between WTI and Brent |
| shit gonna stay at 667 until kingdom come. |
| I think its time for me to become a OIL bear and buy puts |
| PREDICTION: When they announce that they are holding, it’s going to be a massive selling event triggering the next leg down. Yes everyone knows they’re going to pause, but the reality of it will trigger a sell off an ultimately SPY end the year -16% or so |
| Microslop, hit em where it hurts 😥 |
| May i interest you in some premium microvast shares. Recently placed on clearance |
| If jpow holds rates I think it’ll be down to the war |
| SVIX is getting destroyed right now |
| There is so much damn discord in this country. I'm SICK of it.\n\nLong discord when they ipo? |
| RKLB cooked.\n\nDilution inbound. |
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| NVO are u friggin serious right now |
| What is this ‘May’ you speak of? |
| time for 6700 |
| He gave you your stimmy check, dumbass, |
| buying options before fomc seems dumb - theyre just gonna theta us to death until then |
Looks like intel will print \nNvida + Intel is become a reallity \n  Why Nvidia’s DGX Rubin NVL8 runs on Intel Xeon 6 Despite growing rivalry between the two chip makers, flagship AI systems from Nvidia will use CPUs from Intel to maintain x86 continuity across data‑center work... www.networkworld.com |
| Mmmmm can't wait 🫲🍀🫱 |
| 😂 |
| I think 666 is getting a bit childish and old,,,make it 669 |
| Thank you! |
| My portfolio hasn’t moved anywhere in 1 month wtf |
| Is it time for SLV calls? |
| 😂😂😂 |
| Ah, a man of culture, I see. |
| Thinking of 0dte appl puts. Iv is too high for spy 0dte fomc. |
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| Yo AutoMod, I'm afraid of getting hit by a bus, could you reassure me that I'm going to be ok? |
| I just got my hand stuck up my ass again |
| We have hit the sweet spot for stagflation |
| Great choice of words nerd |
| He can still sit on the board right? |
| Erotique you say? |
| 💩 |
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It's up because of the dividend payout: \n https://finance.yahoo.com/news/western-digital-wdc-climbs-time-065657265.html finance.yahoo.com |
| Remember the first move is always fake.\n\nAlso, the second move is fake as well. |
| !banbet SNDK +11% 22h |
| We’ve had bigger movements ahead of Powell than this before |
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| I hold it at $10 so I might never recover.. I wouldn't buy now if I didn't already own any, because the chart looks like a dead post-short squeeze stock on a terminal decline. |
| I look forward to your daily - this is my last day in the market - posts. $100k or 0 |
| Oof |
| Youre genuinely about to get obliterated if you think this is dropping in any meaningful way, it's been propped up since October for a reason and this hasn't been legitimate price action for awhile |
| Microshit |
| What kind of house require that little of a down-payment? |
| Buy mu dip or no 🤔 |
| We can sacrifice to my gods |
| 666.66 for the biblical dump |
| We're so hot right now |
| bulls facing a mass extinction event soon like the dinosaurs did, except it won't be an asteroid it will be Jpow |
| Potentially Erotic FOMC decision: 2:00pm EST\n\n[ASMR with Mr.Jerome Powell: 2:30PM EST](https://www.federalreserve.gov/live-broadcast.htm) |
| And 'really good pillows'. the fuck |
| Should have bought $DVLT Monday like I was planning too... 30+% up now from an easy entry |
| Someone stop me next time I try to buy a stock because it looks cheap |
| Jpow will be a big ol nothing 🍔like it usually is |
| Every time he speaks the market drops yet you all love him, I for one cannot wait until I never hear from him or about him again He has been the worst! Very sad. |
| Yea MM is trolling us at 666 until 2pm Good Afternoon... |
| Indeed, geopolitical tensions such as these can introduce volatility into the metals market; we must exercise extreme caution and avoid overreacting. While short-term fluctuations may occur, market fundamentals typically reassert themselves quite quickly. |
| Yes that was unfortunate \n\n\nStill, Iranian gov has killed at least 2x more Iranian civilians that our bombs since December. |
| Hol Lee fuk |
| Theres a subscription service for US presidential briefings? Huh. |
| We’re in the green!! Unbelievable |
| Positions |
| To add on to this, budget stores such as DG and Dollar tree tend to preform better during bad economic times because they are seen as replacement for more expensive stores. Nobody goes to Dg regularly because they are in a good financial place. |
| Yep! Retailers getting fked |
| I'm monitoring the situation |
| Calls. Baby Superman just arrived. |
| Indulge in your curiousity and jerk on my friend |
| It’s at an all time high but you think it has room to run? I tried buying LITE everytimeitngoes down \nI sell it goes up it’s brutal |
| You do realise that Powell is out in May anyway? It's not a permanent position |
| They should have made you some bread unless you bought the bottom… you bought the bottom didn’t you? |
| https://preview.redd.it/hpjjgkb0utpg1.png?width=1024&format=png&auto=webp&s=de60782d32d89d8348bdf2add0624ca16b60f31c |
| Tacos |
| Is this your first fomc meeting? |
| WE GOT JEROME RIGHT WHERE WE WANT HIM 666 |
| imagine buying a smaller house because you decided to gamble on lulu lemon and you're forever going to remember that decision lmfao |
| The GC on my OAC said suppliers are already raising costs due to oil... Ain't wasting no time finding an excuse to raise prices. |
| Quickly get a seat before the music stops folks |
| VIX looking sexy rn fr |
| Are we? My puts are green. How are your calls? |
| Nvdia price action is so non-existant they may as well just take the thing offline today |
No one's consuming in China.\n\n Bloomberg - Are you a robot? www.bloomberg.com |
| Next month's FOMC press conference:\n\nJournalist: "is the board now considering potential rate hikes?"\n\nJPow: "yes" |
| Bers? The market is literally still going down lol |
| I have full ported SCO with a stop at 7.5 I either become a millionaire or lose 6% of my money. See yall in a couple days |
| Get even or get even worse is my mentality forever |
| SPY doesn’t have the juice to pump |
| Hello theta my old friend. |
| What do you think Jerome's having for lunch? |
| "Tired of jerkin off?"\n\nUhh no that's why I came here. (no pun intended) |
| Happy thanks giving 🫠 |
| # LMAO🤌 Why would you submit your application 100+ times |
| JPOW DUMP IT! |
| The Fed needs to raise rates immediately. We are once again in a very high inflation environment at 3 to 4% and people at home are hurting extremely bad financially the moron claims that the job market is also doing fine even though we’ve had the worst few job reports in the last five years recently the claim is that there are more people employed now than ever before and so with that in the fact that inflation is extremely high, they need to raise rates not cut them… They will probably hold today with no change but next meeting they really need to consider raising |
| Pegging spy to 666.66 for the speech is a mad flex and peak comedy |
| Facts I'll run it back |
| dont worry your calls will be rekt soon |
| Spy at 666.66 |
| I hope you lose everything 😃 |
| This whole Iranian fiasco has been a half glass kinda a full situation for Powell in that its makes him un-fireable. The reason is because the markets trust Powell in the very fact that he's beefing with Trump. The moment Trump fires Powell and install his corny puppet is the day majority of investors lose faith in US markets and we start tanking like is 2007 again. |
| Pull the plug on this market |
| Lmao bers shambles |
| Isn't this just a roulette wheel? |
| Horny for gainz\n\n\nWilling to succ 🫱🕳🫲 |
| I admit, I was wrong |
| ...So nothing. Gz buddy you settled for trash |
| Down 300 on my calls and we’re trading flat, fuckin do something |
| sell this shit now, rotate into Micron and thank me in a month |
| Did we just break all 4 seals, in like 2 months? |
| All I know is there is still a massive OI on F 13.50c 04/02 and they're not being closed out today. |
| Sometimes the ad is a dude jerkin saying "wanna start jerkin to something else?" |
| So roulette? |
| the real moves always happen premarket and aftermarket, so funny |
| That 0DTE grind. |
| Check border crossings the year before he was inaugurated. They were already coming down exponentially. |
| Merely a coincidence crude gets smacked down before it hits 100 |
| Will Powell sink us or we swim ? |
| Implied 😏 |
| Lunch time as usual |
| I changed it to 430 |
| https://preview.redd.it/1ma1vxqnttpg1.png?width=1320&format=png&auto=webp&s=2e47b2f7253d1e2bbb14fb9dc84688fdbb6ed8e8\n\n |
| Come on oil bears, time to short bigly |
| https://preview.redd.it/m3edt9nnttpg1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c3f98899c3838989706914f6f93e736aaedc543a |
| Just one part is lying |
| GOOD AFTRNOON ::unzips pants:: |
| You guys really getting hyped over 50 cent SPY fluctuations smfh |
| Who needs Wendys when you can be an academic! |
| And gay |
| We need more Don Tzu wisdom/ Wise quotes:\n\nSo far only 1 is widely known: \n \n"If you dont know what you are doing, neither does your enemy". |
| Them 🐻 are on a revenged down vote spree today..... buy calls 🤔 |
| https://preview.redd.it/72rij16jttpg1.png?width=1320&format=png&auto=webp&s=1ec0711c2ac78b4cf36ab4cdc3a4fced5ecbfb32\n\n |
| You must be a politician. |
| Donny did it to himself lol. If he would do nothing he would’ve gotten his cuts |
| If Fishback was running, my ass would camp over night at the polls |
| Boring ah day |
| Everyone says Puts, just bought some cheap 672C's to bet against you |
| Do it again and I’ll believe you |
| When all hope is lost. LULU +4% outta fucking nowhere for no reason |
| Opened Today\n\n- Calls: KNOP • INBX\n\n- Puts: LUNR • SIG • CSIQ\n\nAlso: existing calls on MU.\n\n*Notice: do not invest in things some random dude on the interwebs said* |
| I wish they sold some cheap short DTE options that weren't tied to a stock price but instead it was just predicting some RNG output at time of expiry. Winner take all style for whoever is able to correctly analyze and predict the output. |
| I don't even think lowering rates will raise markets at this point |
| Drill baby drill |
| Are we seriously gonna chop around in a $0.50 range until JPow??? |
| It isn't a stop loss you regard, its a stop limit sell. Can you read? |
| "Tulsi Gabbard, the US director of national intelligence, has told the US Senate’s intelligence committee that Iran’s nuclear enrichment programme was obliterated in strikes in June last year, and that the US had seen no efforts by Tehran to rebuild its enrichment capabilities since."\n\nIs the government LYING to us?!?!?!?!?!? |
| Cuba is only 90 miles from the US. Imagine just sending a drone over |
| going to be dovish |
| I love how such posts most of the time dont include positions or explanation - yeah we all gonna believe you based on a green line. |
| Depends what you do, for sure. $10,000 of fees could be worth it depending on what you're trading and the volume. |
| Trump must learn from diplomacy of India... to threaten and insult, never works. Call Jerome "just in time" Powell, and he will cut the rates as needed for global prosperity. Call him too late, and this man will strike out in anger and wounded izzat |
| Nah jpow makes both calls and puts pop off you just gotta sell at the right time |
| You're persistent, I'll give you that |
| Where MU at before close? |
| As always Buttcorn buttfucked |
| Jesus Christ, get a grip. This is getting embarrassing.\n\nAt least you’ll be humbled sooner rather than later. |
| GOOGL trying to break that resistance level baby |
| I sold a small holding for a loss to tax harvest in dec. Wondering if I should slowly rebuy the position since it is so low.... but honestly, I don't know what they do. |
| I Do not buy a SPY CALL/PUT it moves $5 in a few minutes. I buy a SPY CALL/PUT it does not move for 5 hours. |
| Just put the oil in the bag bro |
| Holding = we pump. Lower = we pump harder, raise = we shrekkkkkk |
| Fixed the border pretty quick |
| Quite the bull market you have going here. |
| Oil and stonk correlation is getting funky |
| https://preview.redd.it/nx8h5xgattpg1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=60a9181331c86460994b985410bde99a2c33d8d1 |
| It really takes away from the experience. Kinda demeaning, those ads assuming I'd fall for what they are selling. Makes me feel bad about myself |
| Cash in on the premium and open a position tomorrow |
| True, I once jerked off before a meeting with my boss to discuss a raise. I didn't get the raise, but I took the rejection much better. |
| that MF!!! |
| Soooo my 0dte puts are gonna hurt me aren’t they |
| Fake and ghey. Where are the positions |
| Jpow would make more money starting an asmr channel |
| I know just tried my luck again🫠 |
| Family |
| What a day so far. \n\nIs everyone at least having fun? |
| Where is Jerome "too late" Powell, he needs to pamp it |
| Everyone got their puts loaded? |
| jerome will take us to the center of the earth today |
| do something 💢 |
| Why not 420? If you don’t mind me asking |
| I have a feeling Wall Street knows that Jerome has to cut the rates. Donnie has put the country and the economy in such a position that he has been cornered for the good of the people. As the adult in the room he has to. Gosh I wish he would just come say, FUCK YOU DON and hike it 100 points |
| So, all indications point towards malignant inflation. If rates go lower or stay the same, the affordability crisis resumes with an even sharper exponential twinge. If rates push up, the affordability crisis resumes with harder to reach credit. Woah |
| https://preview.redd.it/si7bg365ttpg1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ecca2fa6c4370c5c0e992edbb4102136ef892fc4 |
| Bigger is better |
| Welp. Time to long metals again. |
| # Wish all these bears would STFU LMAO |
| Diesel futes @ $4.27. That's good, right? |
| Is DFDV the sort of thing to DCA into more, or do I just enjoy being down -56%.. |
| Only the best Russian Escorts. |
| Thinking of taking my YTD losses and going all cassshhhh not gonna lieeeee |
| Nice try, HIMS marketing guy. Amazon has a better prescription request process than HIMS, so youre just lying. |
| Most likely it is. They already ran up so high that they will get a small bounce but nothing crazy. Iron condors work for me yesterday so we’ll see how it goes |
| Fed still has to make the best move even in a losing game. What do you think the best move is? |
| Yea, oooppppsss |
| Yeah, I just think there is no way he serves that after the shit he's gone through as chair. He's going to say fuck this I'm out. |
| You started with 100, and insanely easy number to work with, and you got the percentage increase wrong. |
| All this bullshit today when I could’ve just full ported swarmer |
| Sell naked puts |
| Use your largest crayon to show me what you got |
| JPOW should simply come out and say he won’t lower rates to increase existing bond valuations. |
| china/us could retaliate on each other regarding Iran by reneging on any metals trade deals |
| #I see a job posting that requires a PhD and 15 years experience located in Buttfuck Wyoming and Linkedin says 100+ people already applied in the last 24 hours. LMAO🤌 |
| I'm so broke even the Fidelity logo is red, you guys. |
| So tonight more strikes on oil, then the dumping continues tomorrow |
| The inflation would be funny |
| It was probably a Futon or Sectional. Could have been a loveseat. |
| no boss, cut. |
| SPX has been in a 20 point range for 3 hours now, this is fucking ridiculous |
| Just to fuk with 🥭 j pow will raise the rate. |
| JPow dissapointed bers in Aug 2025 at Jackson Hole ... he gonna pump this bitch up again |
| Kang Gang wins again |
| Maybe write them instead? |
| Has anyone tried keeping an eye on the stocks so they dont keep falling? |
| https://preview.redd.it/3llt02zsstpg1.png?width=1200&format=png&auto=webp&s=246034c7198d886f4c9a7bbdbb9cf5fa945bfbda |
| Jerk to the ad |
| hike you mean |
| Why negative? Should be 5% or more no? |
| 🐫 to J💥 |
| Implied move is +-6% so you might be right but wondering why you think this is indicative of the results baba will show tomorrow. |
| Like he hasn’t even linked a bank account, this is fake as shit |
| if it's good enough to post... |
| Nah lol |
| Yeah like when the war first started I asked chat gpt about oil and it said to pipe down w the hype stocks. I’m so glad I caught on TikTok lowk be helping me out too |
| THETA ME HARDER 🗣️ |
| makes rates negative POW. Would be funny af |
| What are you talking about, mine makes GUH sounds multiple times a day |
| Europoors in control now. |
| Round & Round It Goes ... Where It Stops ... Only >!JPOW!<knows |
| Looked out my window and i see the theta cloud front moving in from the south west. Better hurry up and get the gains you want cause theta is moving in fast. |
| Buying puts and going to sleep, whatever bro |
| # Bols getting dipped after buying calls at the dip \n\n# is perfect edging material.\n\n# ╮ (. ❛ ᴗ ❛.) ╭\n\n[^(KEEN TOCKY)](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJOiIRuF0CA&t=4339s) |
| ADBE and MU calls please |
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| Sum ting wong |
| watch the green dildo at lunch |
| Sell what's left of it my g |
| USA in decline and you say nothing ever happens |
| Handing out poundings and feeling wars in his bones. Is this guy for real? We are living in the twilight zone |
| Not sure how many more times I want to double down Mr. Spy |
| The 5 seconds before being able to skip the ad before a porn video seems like eternity. |
| I wonder what VG can get to with all these new contracts and the government increasing their exports 15 percent |
| Nervous too bro |
| You said yesterday you were withdrawing all your money and were done 😂 |
| And I’m worth a quarter millllion. Times faaaaive |
| I have 3 mu 400c 8/21 already up 140%... Wonder if I should hold till August?? |
| It's because people are starting to realize that Disney produces zero quality content nowadays. |
| Bro about to get banned with this slop |
| https://preview.redd.it/fhll6uvistpg1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9e058abf85bc2ba3def5bcb8b0c8c6f495b279a7 |
| She Hulk 2, We can do it girls releasing this summer |
| What the fuck |
| I heard that in Matt Berry's voice. |
| There’s 2 red ones.. |
| agreed but I get why you would be distrustful of a pump given the bull traps and bad macro we’ve had lately |
| Where can i pay you 100$ for your discord for this incredible proof?! |
| I bought calls at top. Bags are filling |
| There is no war in Basing-Se |
| I need bitch ass AAPL and bitch ass MSFT to go up 2% by Friday. |
| From the person hiding their posts, lol. Not that I matters, but it's quite likely that both my salary and portfolio are bigger than yours, it's just sad that that's the attack you felt you had to make. Crawl back into your hole. |
| I was able to hit $1M as well, though it took 1/2 the time as yours did and I started with $2M. |
| Least obvious manipulated pumps of all time, keep trying retards |
| Let me know how that goes. |
| You don't know? |
| This is fake af |
| Busted but not in the way you wanted 😔 |
| It's the powerhouse of the cell. 😉 |
| Step one, know when policy that effects a business will get announced ahead of time and buy or sell based on the information only you and select others inside the government know.\n\nStep two, profit. |
| Youre making it so hard to be gay bro |
| >Amazon doesnt have doctors to prescribe \n\nNope, youre wrong, you tell Amazon what prescription you want and then you just text an RN and tell them that your hair is falling out or that your dick sucks it takes literally 5 mins. Fin costs literally 10x less too. And yes like I said the compounds like topical fin/minox spray would be the only advantage HIMS has in the market, those I dont think you can get on Amazon. |
| fuk....now we are truly there lololol\n\nd |
| Tariffs on China/vietnam/Sri lanka/cambodia didn’t help LULU’s values last year either. USA is one of the largest markets for LULU and now thy have 30-100% garment tariffs placed on them. I don’t think your wrong buying in the lows, I have a few shares in the $160 range and looking for a reverse of fortune after the current term is done. |
| F’ing weather predictions cost me so much money. Weather is a scam |
| Garbage that's made me a lot of money in the last week 🤷 |
| Cause he has power to bring his words to fruition. If he actually decides to do it, you know congress ain’t stopping him |
| I’m in the shadow realm come join me there’s a Wendy’s here |
| BABA cooks their books |
| Anyone watching Visa? |
| .25 rate cut leaked😄 |
| gonna be diablocial if Jdump dumps this market at 666 |
| RKLB LMAO |
| so have we found our range for the day or is something interesting actually going to happen |
| Bullshit. Absolute bullshit. |
| Out of all the fakest shit that’s ever been faked this is the fakest shit. |
| These are the type of gains wsb strives for |
| in shackles |
| I hate that there are no sound effects on these slotmachines |
| Oil up and bend over bulls (see what I did there) |
| You missed the /s |
| Our indexes is truly like the dog sitting in its house with fire burning all around meme.\n\nThe world is burning (pun intended) but our Indexes is like - everything is fine. \n \nNVDA and AI will power us through. Who cares about Oil. We just tokenize the oil and manipulate the price like Bitcoin. |
| JD Vance just admitted he had sex 22 weeks ago. That was around October 15, 2025. It was probably a Wednesday, Thursday, or Friday. Could be a Saturday or Sunday. |
| Bulls you can still sell! |
| Gunna need some receipts my guy |
| Went for a massage and wtf crude at 106, fml got liquidated when it was 94 😞 |
| Show trade history |
| Mine was pregnant when she taught the class. Not kidding |
| Is Swarmer on the low still? |
| Imagine listening to a typical wsb regard saying MU is sell the news when 5 star wallstreet analyst are expecting a pump at earnings |
| Gotta up the dose |
| Why would Jimmy Carter do this |
| Don't listen to him OP. I want to take your course when you inevitably start one. |
| These days are just getting shittier for options buyers |
| Another day where vast majority of move was outside market hours, surprise |
| what field is that? |
| .25 rate hike leaked |
| MUTUAL FUNDS... NEVER FORGET.\n |
| Position or ban. |
| Ngl I think hes still alive |
| So I get stopped out of MU at 460 let it shoots back up. Nice |
| And water too |
| I blame government programs, that’s how UNH made a killing apparently |
| lmao gz bud, you settled for trash |
| Either fake or trust fund baby. |
| IV so high on SPY today, if you caught that 4 point move from 669 to 665, it was just a paltry 2 bagger. |
| The red one. |
| Ban this guy unless he shows proof, please. |
| But that’s what you like though |
| Positions or Ban |
| No connected bank account, no connected crypto account. I remember when I first discovered inspect element lol |
| The could just buy 0DTE puts |
| Holy fake and gay get this guy out |
| mark my words - spy gonna start tricking up 12-1. always happens during lunch hour when volume dries up and big boys use that time to pump on low volume. |
| Surely the new Disney ceo will pump the stock (it’s down almost -50% in the last five years but no pressure) |
| Which one? Haha |
| Can’t afford, money left |
| tear down that wall mr powell |
| GUH |
| GOON now or forever hold your peace |
| 6740 eod |
| Nope |
| Did you hear? This is America’s golden age. This country is doing so well. Many people are saying. |
| Applying to work for Robinhood strategies as a portfolio manager. Specifically for high risk clients with my specialty go big or go home model. Think I’ll get the job? |
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| I mean, the ONLY thing keeping it closed is that any vessel going through will catch a rocket or drone to the face |
| “Golden Age of America”!! |
| Post some positions or people are gonna say it's fake |
| Ah, yes, my favorite safe haven.\nSome fucking Nordic country's stock market because my country having a trade deal with their fishes.\nMight make some lemon base sauces to go with my grilled fish today.\n |
| That was straight hit piece yesterday. I hope you’re accumulating shares. $21-23 seems like solid value. |
| 2 days till exp, waiting to see how this one is |
| eat more fiber |
| Polymarket opening a “Situation room” bar in DC. [here](https://x.com/polymarket/status/2034272538465841410?s=46&t=A-FetetWcu_IFXZbc33N8A) |
| I would really appreciate if ppl could stop buying the dips on spy and let it fucking tank |
| Garbage |
| We need a sick V. |
| *puts rope away |
| Is the proof in the room with us? |
| vixperation. wait til the end of the week. might get some selling then |
| MMs and algos pinning shit here till Jay speaks. Probably just a waste of time sitting here watching sideways bullshit. |
| Like if someone kept harassing me on social media and I ran an important part of the markets I'd be like fuck that guy and do the opposite, look at labor market. Especially if he got rid of me and I was on the way out |
| China gets Kharg Island port.\nPuts on oil |
| polymarket launching a “monitoring the situation” bar in DC\n\nlmao \n\ndegens in the wild |
| Get yourself some puts now and thank me later |
| waiting for 650,,cmon pow |
| Cash out and delete the app |
| Jerome is a hottie |
| Thank god I just got my pilots license. We’re about to take off. |
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| SEC, this guy right here. |
| Tell that to your wife's boyfriend |
| Dubai influencers in shambles |
| Only if my stepmom can drive me |
| Two hours of theta ahead |
| Surprise rate hike will do it |
| Hows the Bond Yield market going? Is it as retarded as the stock market right now? |
| Hi dad, it is me son\n\nCan you give me a donation of 1m dollars like our president? Thanks\n |
| I need five or six massive and simultaneous Shrek dongs pls |
| don't forget "priced in"\n\n |
| Surely there's another Iranian gas field |
| this is all a simulation |
| Guzzoline |
| Call me SPY the way I look so chopped |
| Father |
| MU said fuck ya ppi |
| This reassures me actually |
| The copium reserves must be endless for the market to still try to prop itself up despite terrible PPI numbers, Iran war escalating, and Powell not cutting rates all on the same day. \n\nEnough. Drop this shit |
| If you believe in nothing but money it's hard to imagine how those who believe only in afterlives think |
| https://preview.redd.it/62mwzzumrtpg1.png?width=300&format=png&auto=webp&s=8e4a1bc3b8f53ef2e307443229b32b8c324717f8\n\n |
| Well as this chapter of the earth comes to a violent close I can at least say my oxy stocks are green |
| I can’t have shit |
| Yeah but you can still sell people the Hope as Theta |
| I'm anxiously awaiting a level 3 circuit breaker so I can be first to comment "nothing ever happens" |
| EVERYTHINGS NUCLEAR... |
| \*bone spurs |
| I have no counter to the 14 day account age, it is what it is. But thankfully this isn't AI slop. Especially because I put my money where my mouth is. \n\n \nEconomy risk is real...but what if, it doesn't end up being that bad? That what if will provide a massive tailwind.\n\n \nIf economy does turn sour, then its pain for everyone, not just Toast, so in a way it's not that risky |
| Jerome is about to cuck me into oblivion |
| Bols should go all in on the Dubai Real Estate Index (DFMREI) if they are so confident we have seen the worst of this. |
| ONDS slowly crawling back to ATH |
| i cant believe my children used to live inside my balls |
| I thought it was the goblin? |
| \*Barack Hussein Obama |
| is AMD one? |
| Did Iran blow them up like they warned or have they learned from Donnie to just bark and not bite |
| Down a little on RDDT but dang is she strong today with the market conditions |
| time to lock in the capital losses. |
| How bout now? |
| IT’S. ALWAYS. PRICED. IN. |
| Dubai..Can you pump it to 675. |
| They're literally getting smoked day after day... look up the top officials who have been killed |
| VG just won't stop 🤩🚀 |
| i came |
| SPY fair price bout three fitty |
| meh |
| If you're wondering why oil is stuck around 98 for so long, that's because it's right in the middle of both my buy and sell position. It's the only way to fuck me it has and it's doing it perfectly |
| When does glorious leader come out |
| It's why the better move is to just rotate into $WDC and watch the chaos |
| Instead of taking profit on MSFT yesterday, now I have paper lost |
| 6790 in a hurry |
| "Gasoline is the fuel that powers engines"\n\nNo fucking shit retard |
| BLACKROCK IS A SCAM. LOL. |
| Good afternoon everyone;\n\nAfter looking at the latest data; fk your calls and fk your puts, I’m leaving for my long vacation\n\n-Powell |
| Do you remember hydrochloroquine? It's basically that. |
| The market responding more to Drumpf’s lies than to actual things happening in the world will never cease to blow my mind |
| I don’t know what is a ruble is, I went to public school in America |
| Down came the rain to wash the spider out |
| Sweet got the screen grab when it was at $666.66 |
| can TTD just go ahead and delist and file for bankruptcy already? just do us all a favor huh? |
| When speak today the bigman? |
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| Yes |
| China |
| Cmon Powell dump this thing like a bad habit |
| 😂, I'm certainly feeling it in my anooos |
| Yes, tell her to buy the SpaceX ipo |
| lmfao what does this mean |
| Isn't that what it always was? |
| I’m somehow green lol. Nbis and net saving me |
| MorganFreemanPointingUp.jpeg |
| no, homo |
| Ah, thank you |
| I'm sure claude will come up with a perfectly good thesis |
| You know we fucked up when you can't tell who is a Dem or Rep in the Intelligence Committee meeting. |
| JPow has never been anything less than a considerate lover. |
| Foreigners, ironically |