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| cause i just listen to one of his songs |
| Lol |
| It's economics. \n\nWhy Export Bans Miss the Point\n\nCalls to restrict or ban crude oil exports are often rooted in the mistaken belief that doing so would lower gasoline prices.\n\nIn reality, forcing refiners to rely more heavily on light shale crude would reduce efficiency, tighten fuel supplies, and likely increase costs. The global oil market is interconnected, and attempts to artificially constrain it tend to produce unintended consequences.\n\nhttps://www.forbes.com/sites/rrapier/2026/04/05/debunking-a-persistent-myth-us-refineries-cant-handle-shale-oil/ |
| Market fades before mag 7 earnings, then spike, then slow fade |
| Fresh trade war? As an Aussie I've been boycotting Yank products and haven't looked back. |
| See if your PM doesn't do a 180 when the outrage settles down. |
| Bullshit! |
| And $KO, no bias (pls pump my bags) |
| Spy 736 before open tomorrow, and 729 by eod |
| 69420? |
| https://preview.redd.it/rhz11qxzngeh1.png?width=320&format=png&auto=webp&s=430f5fa29199f8c8640d8fbe80108ea188b782dc\n\n |
| the hell i do |
| RDDT: "I hate capitalism!"\n\nAlso RDDT: "Our refineries could refine USA oil but they would lose money because they're not at all efficient or set up to refine USA oil. However, in the end I'm sure these capitalist pigs will choose morality over money..." |
| Who and what he do? |
| I triple dog tariff dare you! |
| does that override the trade agreement donny himself signed? because any tariff against Canada does violate it otherwise. |
| I was trying to remember what ridiculous thing he had a grudge against Canada for this time… and then I remembered, f’ing forest fires! 🔥 \n\n2nd biggest polluters in the world annoyed about the consequences of climate change! |
| https://preview.redd.it/drpplmhyngeh1.jpeg?width=405&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a41def5d605b046b7cf866578d92ae2c7e622615 |
| https://preview.redd.it/9ildgtzxngeh1.png?width=717&format=png&auto=webp&s=19b6046745910ecaf9b4f8c7d4653610bc281d31\n\n |
| Why is this the second comment concerning Mr. Derulo? |
| I’ll take that compliment😄 |
| Gas is up? Sorry i couldn't tell. *laughs in EV* |
| Options gives you freedom. Freedom to lose as much as you want to lose, no more. Also if you accompanied with ballz you could make a million or two. The rest of it is work and control but no fear. |
| You also make more money than the Midwest |
| I'm just in a pool of dumb normies and it's lonely but sharp traders and novel winners are with me. Also time. Bookmark this |
| Yes |
| Yeah, that ship sailed over a year ago, but Europeans sure did love coming over here to make a bunch of Tik Toks about our food portions and gas stations 😂 |
| Market is fucked time to rotate to the safe haven 🌽 |
| No, we are going to turn up the fans that blow the smoke to #3. That’s as high as they go. |
| Grandpa lost the farm on railroad stocks\n\nGrandma lost the house on scratchers\n\nMom lost the college fund on crypto\n\nAll that generational wisdom and none of them thought to use 0DTEs. Some families just don't want it bad enough. |
| https://preview.redd.it/7tv3myqrngeh1.png?width=1537&format=png&auto=webp&s=826f0e7288b0083db11bbccfe64fc9e2bd019b24 |
| They dont have reliable clean water then it must be true that they trade kidneys. |
| the irony is that he's doing this because you all dared to have wildfires. |
| Spy 748 puts close |
| Bottom’s in! Load up on calls boys |
| Based on everyone else I’ll go 112 |
| https://www.fuelstreamservices.com/why-the-u-s-cant-use-the-oil-it-produces/ |
| I know what kind of man you are. >!My kind!< |
| As if I would ever buy American car, dairy or booze again anyway. Get fucked you twisted old ball sack |
| lots of construction equipment comes from canada |
| I want to be a great father, teaching his son how to gamble and how to never cry in the casino |
| Oh my gourd! \n\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| **New Squid Games** coming soon after all the Korean 🇰🇷 degens lost it all and need money 💵 to payback margin loans |
| 4$?? must be nice... here in cali is like 7 |
| https://preview.redd.it/h7pyga5jngeh1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=07d9f9dfd90680bd96688ed2a4d10083852cd0f5\n\n |
| especially over a natural disaster outside of the control of the canadian government |
| 👆🏻👆🏻👆🏻👆🏻 |
| Problem is the prices mean APPL's hardware business is fucked. So every bit of capex they save will be eaten up by people not upgrading to more expensive barely-better models. |
| Brc 70K this week is so much to ask for? |
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| #Wen next world cup game? LMAO🤌 |
| GPRE for the pump and dump! |
| I regret my SPY calls last week please mr market be kind and find make me regret QQQ calls |
| I have it like once a week |
| Just came from Mackinac, couldn’t see 100yrds |
| Rename Gemini to Google AI and the stock will pump |
| That would be an excellent kill switch. You have to login to a certain app one every (whatever you choose, week, day, hour if you're into midget tickle porn) and if you don't it automatically erases your history. |
| https://preview.redd.it/7vz6ndkengeh1.png?width=750&format=png&auto=webp&s=a24942038cac4778fad5c85743f96f954fa25e3a\n\n |
| Holy fucking shit. Your comment history is THE worst fucking asshole monster hate filled white trash garbage I’ve ever seen on Reddit. Fuck, man. May god have mercy on the hollowed out husk burn stain where whatever soul used to be. Insta blocking because I need to pretend the world is made of better people than you. |
| Gas up to $4 bucks again nationwide, finally fucking winning. USA! USA! USA! USA! Lets go to $5, don't be a bitch |
| Wen 50% tariffs on Penguins? |
| Who's paying ? |
| !remindme 4d |
| Needed another market moving lever. |
| just hit everything and everywhere at once already |
| Dilates blood vessels, so should be strong like bull. Never heard “Stoner With A Boner?” |
| Data centers in space guys |
| I was there 3000 years ago when [the OG market manipulator](https://youtu.be/KV5QlSgq7lg?is=SzwNIi2UB7aObLDF) was revealed. RIP Bogdanoff. |
| This is like peak 'didn't read anything but want to respond with something' |
| Son we know its u, its fine though💛 |
| Either American AI or Chinese AI takes your job, you choose. |
| You might be onto something here. Do you want to join as CTO? |
| Yeah but the greatest sex you’ll ever have is while high |
| Tax on tax off |
| All because of canadian wildfire smoke. |
| puts? no. calls? no. leveraged tech? no. \n\ncash gang and boomer consumer staples stonks\n\nfuck me, mods should ban me I don't deserve to be here right now\n\n(up 50% past 7 weeks btw lmao) |
| Ffs when bull run ? After Google earnings on wed ? |
| https://preview.redd.it/9yjlph88ngeh1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ef2d3b32e9b0d3a61416b8bd53befb1a2ebf9d17 |
| Monkey doesn’t want to be rich anymore monkey just want to be even ,I wish I go back June 30 and buy spy or qqq fuck July . |
| https://preview.redd.it/ux6au038ngeh1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8d02175dcc86f38ce5735281691f093e8b5fc54e |
| Dead cat bounce confirmed |
| wait, you make money here? |
| What an astute observation, you are clearly a powerhouse of wisdom and charisma. |
| I'm so scared. hold me. |
| That's not real, ain't no way. How does he know? |
| Guaranteed. |
| The only country on Earth where you can legally sell a kidney is Iran. Don't believe me? I don't care. |
| Oil - 4M barrels of oil per day. 60-70% of US foreign oil imports come from Canada. |
| The average American car (in parts) crosses the Canadian border 6-8 times before it’s completed.\n\nhttps://www.cato.org/blog/seven-charts-show-how-us-tariffs-would-harm-american-auto-industry |
| Oh my gourd! \n\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| They lost it all and plan to buy again once they rebuild their capital\n\nTLDR: Koreans 🇰🇷 will come back |
| "Risks" |
| Lost so much money today that my cat just came over and sat on me. He might think I’m dying. |
| i refuse to go on vacations or spend money on luxuries if my port isn’t at ATH\n\nIt’s been rough a few years , my iPhones battery is cooked and I lost 40 pounds because I couldn’t order uber eats \n\nBut the drought is over boys, too the moon I go… well at least to Amsterdam for a few days of touristic debauchery |
| google earnings.. could they say they will lower capex? is that possible |
| The last one never ended. What are you talking about? |
| https://preview.redd.it/ogj08h62ngeh1.jpeg?width=1206&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=73adbb9098c7befed63a404722a3f286d2815583 |
| start buying gold miners \n\nGDXU\n\nGFI\n\nORLA\n\nNG\n\nSA\n\nKGC |
| Sell during the Club World Cup\n\nBuy during the World Cup |
| Sounds a lot like wsb except for the winning part |
| Is something burning? |
| He has, these kids are on another level lol |
| Gemini, What is the market summary for today? And what’s the doom and gloom sentiment about? Sorry I was at work and running a bunch of busy errands |
| Legal Calvinball is apparently a totally legit way to just ignore court authority apparently |
| value investors call this conviction sir |
| Another tanker got hit. Are the crewmen being paid enough for this? |
| Glad i'm holding $KO during these turbulent times |
| the apple doesn't fall far from the tree, all my family members are losers, and i'm the biggest loser in this world |
| https://preview.redd.it/qugqlbmxmgeh1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=57836beb64a8fe3a87a6f261ea537d2ac11c04f9 |
| Well, thanks for the put down. I’m very plugged in to the Tesla community (autists) and most of them are waiting for $600 and if history has proved anything almost all of them will keep hodling after that because of all the YouTube nerds insisting we’re in another 2021 moment so you better hodl till $800 cuz it’s right around the corner etc etc. Alls I’m saying is pumping it to $500 won’t incentivize any significant amount of retail investors to sell, so why not do that. |
| Canada is old, your pedos in power like em younger |
| I've never heard that, but I did hear it drops sperm count. I don't believe either are true. |
| State of Korean 🇰🇷 degens\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/o750nkjvmgeh1.png?width=1000&format=png&auto=webp&s=6dc52a81714819eb619069836cf308053f7068b3\n\n |
| If oil shock hit hard enough, we can skip rate hikes and go directly into recession 🙂 |
| Julyber, Augustber, September...🥀 |
| they told me 300$ by end of week fuck those guys |
| https://preview.redd.it/pvfvcalumgeh1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b11eef692bd36439de6228d4bc0785e187607154\n\n |
| > *we are a big trading partner*\n\nSome might say, the largest trading partner \n\nhttps://citizenpass.ca/blog/canada-major-trading-partner-usa |
| up |
| These are my favorite videos because it shows me I'm not alone. |
| "Excluded from the latest round of tariffs are several key Canadian imports, including energy products, critical minerals, fish and other goods that are subject to industry-specific duties, such as cars and metals". Showing your hand before you even play it. |
| The administration just had to refund $81 billion. OMG its such a ducking clown show. |
| i've also deluded myself into thinking like this |
| One third of the American voting population.... 1/3 voted for the guy.... another third couldn't be bothered to vote at all.... just saying... |
| You are a strong boy |
| I think they all know at this point |
| Yep same for CRWV, IREN, NBIS etc. META, GOOGL and AMZN will survive, other neoclouds will get obliterated. APPL did the smartest thing. Difnt invest in the build out. Like standing at the finish line and fucking the winner. \n\nChinese models will fuck OpenAI, Anthropic etc pretty soon as they will be left holding a lot of debt and nothing to show for it. |
| >TRUMP: WILL SAVE ENERGY TARGETS IN IRAN FOR LAST\n\nThis is the way. |
| # Is it true what they say about marijuana? How it makes your pp small? |
| What's with all the Shrek pics!? |
| Well, we'll never know because you keep your posts hidden. |
| AMC calls have made me a thousandaire so going to keep riding that train |
| Hey Canada: apply the same tax to whatever he excempts. Use the money to subside new markets. Profit! |
| should i have sold when i was up 70%? maybe, but since i already know i will be up 300% in the future this doesnt hurt me |
| https://preview.redd.it/2lsfw4skmgeh1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7eeff5fb42c3b029adbad84b49b7c5316ca2203e |
| https://preview.redd.it/usifefxjmgeh1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c0f34de1e5615ab72132f59fb2ff7b0924ad8aeb\n\n |
| Why is the earnings post not pinned? I wanna see people freak out |
| “How do I know it will make money”\n\nThe 10th largest company on earth by cap x had $4.3 billion in losses in 2025 lol\n\nAgain, it’s just monkeys gambling. Always has been, always will be. If you’re still buying into the illusion that a rationale market and honest price discovery exists then idk what to tell you. |
| Mango is actively trying to dump the market so they can taco and pump it back up, but we’re all tired and no one believes in the dump anymore so no one sells. His stupidity and incompetence is genius in how effective it has become at cooling volatility. |
| yes |
| Because those have worked awesome so far 😂 |
| Is the Deep State sabotaging your trades or are you just dumb? Take our quiz *here* today. |
| like i heard them on the radio and so on |
| I fully support gambling and taking risks.....I also think it's worth highlight to young people they are not playing with house money yet and to think through their ability to recoup losses in terms of $ lost divided by current salary $/hr. |
| Actually loving this space sector sell off. Saving up cash for Q4 then I'll start DCAing into space pretty hard. |
| C*ome on now. Some of you retards DID buy SPCX $100 higher. Let's see some loss porn. I know you're out there. Don't be shy.* |
| Canada isnt out here rocking the boat. Shits worked great for both countries since the first world war. |
| Hey bull retards, what happened to SPCX 400$ per share? 😂😂😂😂😂 |
| I wipe my ass with your theory |
| Yo buddy you're in the wrong shitting on America sub.\n\nWait...\n\n\*Checks sub followers\*\n\nAh, this ones gotten too big its one of them now... |
| Yawn..... |
| jason derulo genuinly has made so many childhood bangers and i didnt even know it like damn |
| You right, it’s not like it’s going to gap down overnight |
| https://preview.redd.it/gsdiii0bmgeh1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=00529838feb0ebe44eec3d23a3dfe02f09fa5364 |
| can he just like jerk off or watch tv or something? why tf he always trying to start shit with other countries? |
| https://preview.redd.it/4r4u5xz9mgeh1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7a7f3c144ead0fd5355d7b3816c4744a686fca07\n\n |
| Smart move to distract dumb yankees from their losing war in the middle east, where they can't even defeat a broken regime \n |
| Spy drop %15 then I will sell my kidney and buy you but %14.99 doesnt count it has to be %15. |
| My move is waiting 30 minutes for the market to choose which fakeout it wants. |
| That's just a description of the current mood not a projection. So, he's right. |
| You are the cutiest patootie ❤️ |
| I had a chance to take profit in today’s second high. Now it’s just pure anxiety. Fuck this shit. |
| HOLY SHIT THIS GUY IS DESTROYED MY PORTFOLIO |
| CAD is SAD |
| unemployed NEETs love their cats |
| Good boy. Now turn 2100 into 26 overnight |
| # Bill KOSPI and his little blue pill 🧿 |
| Is this from the forest fires? Lol this fuckin guy man. What a POS |
| "If I should die before I wake, I pray the Lord my Internet search history to erase". |
| Has he learned the linguistic arts of lobby chat yet? |
| Or they’re going to say a number so insane ppl will be like yeah that’s a bit unrealistic |
| Yup. And hearing that it’s at about 1.5 months sounds really bad, but then you realize the average is about two months supply. It’s a third lower yeah, but 45 days sounds much scarier for those of us uninformed folk. |
| Wanna invest in Oracle but the more I analyze the company's model and backlog, the more I see a large risk of cap-ex not yeilding returns after interest expense.\n\nTo start, more than half the back log comes from Open AI commitments that Open AI can't pay for.\n\nSecond, all these new neo-clouds and now even Meta are starting to have excess compute they need to sell, which is more direct competition for Oracle than Google and Amazon.\n\nWorst comes to worst and these hyperscalers all have excess compute capacity that they need to sell for tiny margins, Google and Amazon have other business lines earning a lot of money that can alleviate pressure. Oracle doesn't, atleast not to any meaningful level.\n\nAnd if they stop cap or reduce cap-ex, it's basically a signal that growth is slowing, which is worse.\n |
| At low double digits, you'll be able to just get double loads regardless |
| https://preview.redd.it/wfh1kkt4mgeh1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3a14478f0de5ecf6583199438385e9407ac2a749\n\n |
| Ignite a new one? The old one is still going strong, it literally never ended. Maybe you were just distracted by the Epstein files and the mess in Iran. |
| https://preview.redd.it/s84f2dj4mgeh1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=56348d483fe4767e4a5c09c17cf4414e1d17fdb7\n\n |
| And some people will gain more |
| In this market, taking profit is a good idea. |
| I get scared when I align with WSB sentiment |
| But I thought we were stealing the oil? |
| “Hey, Kimi… eat my scrum 3 times” |
| Nobody, nothing\n\nBuys call\n\n50% tariff |
| Futures close 5-6pm, so 0 price action until they open at 6pm on the dot. |
| Bols be like help me stepbrooo |
| #AY YO, THIS MARKET ASS |
| https://preview.redd.it/1lvj1bi0mgeh1.jpeg?width=215&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5e5de622de599e3d18d85b9cb802e803811ca37e\n\n |
| EV sales are up globally. TSLA's are about the same as 3 years ago. |
| https://preview.redd.it/zg7rexe0mgeh1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=971e00be44d8f9627dce5f24c0b47ae07d3a5786\n\n |
| Not me lol, that’s a day trader |
| in the |
| Paid by Americans…….moron still does not get it🙈 |
| lotta cat people on rddt and it shows |
| Does that mean MSFT bols (ME) do as well? |
| Ber please be kind on my butt |
| Yeah but they're also gayer |
| Jersey Mike subs are expensive and small portioned\n\nPuts |
| The wildfire smoke is starting to hit Illinois hard. We need to fine Canada for this. |
| Companies really going public in 2026. Ur late to the party bud |
| https://preview.redd.it/hf0y9h3ylgeh1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ee305241530e9619e5c870129b9112c865ec2afd\n\n |
| Commented on the other reply |
| The top was when I sold my 2-3 MUU at a profit then bought back in after the first June dip with more money. That day, all semis and memory started crashing and they haven't stopped. |
| Are you? We are exporting the excess from what we're producing, mainly to europe. we import some from the ME on the pacific because there's no pipeline to the coast. |
| Nope, I'm not that cool buddy |
| shares are better than options because I can actually sleep with shares |
| long? |
| Best collapse insurance you can get. Once MSFT cools down capex, your ass is getting wrecked. |
| Houthis restricting Canada trades again |
| *"Claude when will SPCX go below $100/share?"* \n\n*Answer.......bahahaha. EOM at the latest.* |
| More tariffs that will have to be refunded. |
| I have actually started sleeping early because of KOSPI. |
| I ate it |
| "pump .11%" |
| Win win |
| Well, we haven't had a pump and dump in a while.. just time it right you regards |
| once SPCX got below the opening 150.00 it was a great short opportunity \n\ngoing long on it, would have been more of a snafu maybe |
| On what? |
| I miss sleepy joe |
| Watch out for the fleas |
| because you sold. |
| Including the 24 hours after when the cat starts to eat you? |
| GOOG going to reduce capex and then you’re all fukt |
| aiight |
| embarrassing! |
| Houthis finally activated. |
| Maybe the dumbass that originally said it shouldn’t be allowed to forget what a dumbass he is. |
| “The year was 3099…” |
| Seeing this right beside only 42 days of crude left reminds me that Carney could do the funniest thing...if he wasn't a sniveling toad. |
| Ha! My ONDS bags are small…\nMy AVEX have become large. |
| When i have a kid, im gonna call them my little chudling |
| If there was no war n tariffs I bet Wendy’s would be $20+ |
| Never in a million years lmao |
| Ppl are retarded we’re not out of oil in 42 days, over the whole war it’s only gone down like what 10-13 days according to that chart. We’re not only drawing from the SPR lmao |
| Its not a pendulum. Its a dildo which goes in and out. |
| I was there |
| We are in so bad situation, even Jim cramer is predicting correctly |
| How |
| https://preview.redd.it/m0goxm8ilgeh1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=96639a4ef6150432f76860d1f62b66aa294080fe\n\n |
| Also.. provinces pulled alcohol off the shelves AFTER Trump put the tariffs on. Their was no issue before |
| she is a 10/10 and hates jason derulo |
| Actually...i think he might be able to send something else behind wendys |
| Kills the mood when your mom asks for one |
| https://preview.redd.it/1c8t92lhlgeh1.png?width=1280&format=png&auto=webp&s=8000f3e3e4fb198893e9ff0556bede0da64d30a9\n\n |
| We’ll see what happens. |
| Its possible. Though since the tariff is being placed on Canadian products, it depends on how many businesses and customers in the US buy Canadian machinery and things of that nature. If businesses are not happy, they may fight this. For everyday people, I would need to research how many products we use everyday from Canada. We are a big trading partner so I expect a lot. Though I know Canada is trying to decouple from us from a trading perspective which is smart cause they will need to have diversified trading options in case a situation like we have now happens again. |
| self-inflicted high inflation too |
| I don’t have a dog |
| I remember some people saying TSLA to 500 because of gas being expensive months ago would make EVs more attractive...and here we are |
| So war and tariffs 😭 but market ath |
| Canadian here: this will be over by Tuesday |
| MSFT bols are basically broad market bers in disguise. No one solely wants to buy msft |
| That will get you to turn off the wildfires, eh? |
| https://preview.redd.it/c0bcf7ublgeh1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6222551f4bcbe2c751e4efc0352afcd4a0f73b41\n\n |
| Probably not the worst time to buy right now at least. Not enough risk/reward for me, but a few LEAPs might be alright. The internet may hate Elon, but some powerful ass force (WEF) sure likes to ensure the government helps him out, and that was way before T... so I could see that company taking a lot of the money that will be spent in the space race that's pretty much already started. |
| 5pm to 6pm EST the Futures market is closed, so the after-hours in that time frame gets very little action at all. Most after hours trades are placed in the first 15 minutes after close, then after 6pm EST. Its been a while since I've traded currencies too but I believe they also take a break in that time frame. |
| Mango announces 10% tariff on Nepal in 2025: -3.4% \nMango announces 50% tariff on Canada in 2026: -0.1% |
| >Jim Cramer declares the market is currently “miserable.”\n\nWow. Did he just save the market? |
| It's getting weighed down by spcx and the general market, I wouldn't count on that holding. Who knows what'll happen after earnings, too. |
| Sleeping early tonight (again). |
| With any luck it might make Musk a millionaire. |
| Does it include potash/fertilizer because we import a shit ton from them, for the uneducated voter base, this is the shit they use to grow your foods, so enjoy the higher grocery price |
| Yes sure but how do I know it WILL make me money? What if the regards decide it is NOT worth it because they found out you can buy other assets with money |
| OP is this you? You have a future in comedy if this whole day trading thing doesn't work out. |
| *Scuba futures at new ATH as underwater spacetards are trying hard to breathe and the Martians are still laughing.* |
| LoL at all the fees .......SPX would like a word |
| mandatory hydration break |
| What do you use? |
| Aye they say don’t catch a falling knife. But I’ll gladly catch a falling satellite |
| Marc Andreessen ate my ass |
| Nice |
| when you die, they show you embarrasing instant replays recorded by your dogs POV |
| u bet. Shit about to go parabolic to either side. I am fully long no hedge. Am I carzy? |
| Jimothy 🦝 for President! Jimothy says fuck the tariffs. Jimothy don't give a shit. Jimothy's just happy eating garbage in the dumpster. But not the dumpster behind Wendy's. That dumpster's too crowded. |
| https://preview.redd.it/ca4y0332lgeh1.jpeg?width=1518&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=25e8e4d4fc9d8862b611928329f6fccf736914fc |
| https://preview.redd.it/7jmju9k1lgeh1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=92dbddfc1f4ca296d876307eb321e21cab9afcd4 |
| I hate me, too. |
| Probably before new tariffs were announced. |
| Stfu with that dumb ass overused phrase |
| When is this retard out of office again? |
| 363 on earning and OP gets the IV crush of his life |
| Short sellers absolutely did! |
| Has to be a company working in Ukraine. If you’re not there, you’re not innovating at all. |
| How come every time spy falls it gets pumped back up. Why is it only down 0.11% afterhours? |
| the problem is yall ain't in the state of the wish fulfilled. the pendulum rapidly swings back in your favor when you maintain neutrality. |
| Musk owns 15% and another 35% would follow him into hell. |
| well yeah |
| No no no. You need to sell low and then re-buy high. Don’t hold. Holding is for pu$$ies. |
| Sold earlier ready to rebuy tomorrow |
| Big dumb moron continues being a big dumb moron....\n\nMore news at 11. |
| on what |
| Today I called nbis at open, closed it at 8%, then made money shorting.\n\nVery obvious institutions aren’t buying right now and this is just algos pumping. |
| I’m Korean? |
| My little man has sent me like 3 pics today of his CoD rank lmao. So proud of this little chad, reminds me of grinding ranks on Halo 3. \n\nI just know my email is full of “**violated one or more terms of the Community Standards” 🤣 ** |
| Freeze me and wake me up when ASTS is at $500 |
| I’m waiting for singles… actually I probably still wouldn’t buy |
| That last sentence it depends who you've been listening to. |
| You must have puts on semis. I got SPX puts and they sure as hell ain’t printing |
| Can't be worse than this I guess |
| just left a NQ runner with no stop loss while I take a *dump* |
| You’ll be able to load in the double digits regardless of what happens at launch |
| Never trust an American. Canada will never be your ally. |
| We literally lead the World in oil production and are running out...scary management of it. |
| so what yer saying ish, buy the dip so it can go deeper |
| Are they hiring? Asking for a friend. |
| Uh, Ukraine embarrassed Russia for years before drones became prevalent. And Russia uses drones too and Ukraine is still destroying her. |
| Whose retarded idea was that, and has the SEC looked into whether they're trading on that? |
| People actually thought SpaceX would make them millionaires |
| FOAD already |
| Is it time for a cheese freeze? |
| I feel like 🥭 has conditioned bears so well to be afraid of the 🌮 that barely anyone dares to short and if they do they unwind at the first 1% intraday drop. |
| https://preview.redd.it/hyf8nr7okgeh1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4fe91b11defb6cafbbe5638317b2c87eb5b1bd2f |
| Canada added a surtax to those and could easily add more if they want to go nuclear. \n\nhttps://www.canada.ca/en/department-finance/programs/international-trade-finance-policy/canadas-response-us-tariffs/complete-list-us-products-subject-to-counter-tariffs.html |
| Why is crypto moving with Chinese stocks? China printer go brrr |
| Does anyone know why SPY doesn't move between 4:30pm and 6:00pm ET on market days? If you look at Thursday night it did the same thing, where it was totally flat between 4:30-6:00 then started moving right at 6:00. |
| I turned $350 into $2100 in about 30 min today. That was pretty cool |
| Dont temp us to send more smoke downn south. |
| Hey, you guys!!! |
| in this economy? |
| SPY 420 please |
| Does that mean on day 44 I'll be in profit? |
| Cramer is actually cooking right now |
| Hmm maybe I should haven’t sold those 7345 SPX before 5 and should of waited for the Koreans to drill it more. But they were already up 46% |
| Shifting the global currency away from the dollar would be AFTER USD hyperinflation. China buys a lot of the US's national debt for a reason.\n\nAlso, world currency reserve inherently leads to the goods-import currency-export pressure the USA is suffering from, China doesn't have a reason to do this for at least another decade or two when they can still be a sustainable export economy right now (and thus switching too early means missing out on these "free" gains.) |
| Damn. That's too good. |
| Dont fall for it.\nTomorrow is Tuesday |
| Why not pump brine in?\n\nEDIT: Yes, you would need to store the brine. But a surface reservoir can store brine, while storing oil on the surface is all sorts of risk. |
| 10% income equals only having 10% faith. |
| Puts? Your money where your mouth is? |
| Good Canada can suck it, they have their new China buddies to hangout with. |
| Especially yourself, right? |
| Tell me more about sex robots |
| They want their own WSB |
| Have you said thank you already tho? |
| Correct my nuts |
| You’ve seen the tariff correction. You’ve seen the war correction. Now for our super special tariff and war combo correction. |
| OPEN THE CASINO |
| These guys from the future dont know jack. |
| What about MSFT bulls? |
| Wait, weren't the Tariffs ruled unconstitutional by the supreme court? |
| Short Tesla more |
| Sumn Jeffrey ep would say |
| the call is coming from inside the house |
| Friendly word of advice.\nDon’t buy NBIS now. Don’t buy anything now.\n\nWe are still going to correct a bunch. |
| *Me too. I have a nice bourbon and cocaine breakfast every market day before hanging out with you retards.* |
| If SPCX fucks up the next launch youll be able to load shares in the double digits |
| mostly SPCX lol |
| MSFT is red AH. Bols still have some hope left |
| Bring back Bill "My wife divorced me because I was on the Epstein List" Gates back to save Microsoft LMAO |
All the western oil reserves being pumped into the market is not what's saving us from disaster. China seemingly overnight reduced their oil imports by over 50% overnight. They can reverse this whenever they want to cripple oil dependent economies. They have not publicly stated why they are doing this. See here:\n\n China quietly saved the world last month Xi Jinping pulled off something no one thought was possible.👉 Grab your free seat to the 2-Day AI Mastermind: 🔐 100... www.youtube.com |
| Do you think this will be struck down as well? Another game of American taxpayers paying for it twice when the corporation and buddies get reimbursed. |
| The real impact is that the reminder to Iran, Ukraine, Cuba, all our allies and everyone in-between that we can't be trusted. We're arbitrary. We're a bad place to make your bets. We're a bad partner.\n\nThe five 🥭 years have been cashing in a century of goodwill and power for questionable short-term gains. |
| wulf currently underperforming in the data center space cause i bought SORRY GUYS, IT WILL PAMP SOON DONT WORRY |
| yeah, he could've fibonaccid that shut... |
| Triple that |
| The karatard kid |
| Made gains then gave it all back like a sucker |
| America |
| Just wait till Korea gets to it. |
| You already know it won’t😔 |
| Mmm catwoman 😍 |
| Oh cool spy is in the shitter |
| I don't think the markets take tarrif threats seriously anymore. Also, this seems to be isolated to milk and cars. So not hugely important |
| Feel like all our banks knew beforehand. There were all down today. \n\nIt’s 30 days from now so see yall on Tuesday for the TACO. |
| TACO Tuesday, he reduces it by 25% and claims victory. |
| Sure I’ll make money off my puts. A lot of money. But there is someone on the other side of that trade. And hurting them is most important |
| My company driveway has 2 flock cameras and none of my coworkers know anything about flock. |
| Mostly the stock market |
| https://preview.redd.it/torcfy75kgeh1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5968e9e5592b70375d2da666256bf4e1734cf76f\n\n |
| Maybe. Or maybe it'll crash another 30% like last month when people said exactly what you said...or the month before that. |
| dear kospi,\n\ndon't do what you are thinking, seek help immediately |
| Kospi pumps tonight (please). |
| and then |
| Do not talk about my Apple stock Mr. Cramer plz |
| Woof gg bol |
| everything |
| We produce 9 million bpd |
| Bears sleeping soundly tonight |
| Retardation Day 1.0 |
| It’s called exit liquidity.\n\nDon’t be regarded friend.\n\nEven we know to stay away. \n |
| TACO \n\nStop wasting people’s time. |
| We don't care. We disengaged long ago. |
| Oi! |
| Im doubtful but hopefull |
| I’ll never understand how the rapist thinks punishing Americans by paying more for goods is some magic leverage. |
| Then I cry myself a river 😭 |
| whats dumping rn? |
| Get rdy, green light therapy |
| No, no interest |
| Reminds me of when San Antonio, TX caused their own oil shortage a couple yrs back, all because every regard and their mom went to panic fill up at the same time lmao. \nOh god here we go again |
| Damn. What a legend. You will recover soon. |
| Lmao straight down |
| I only hate you bitchass |
| I’m tired boss |
| Breaking: Microsoft changes name to Amazing Microsoft |
| do i have to have a RH acct? |
| You should buy puts then and make bank 🤔 |
| Did Israel ever say “Thank You.”? |
| With interest, I'm sure |
| This shit is just boring at this point |
| bullish |
| Not I |
| Very bullish maneuver |
| asian girl with big tits eating a 2dollar asmongold steak, now i have seen everything |
| 😔 |
| market 🌈 er than grape gymnastics with 70 year old neighbor |
| Tell me you're part of the Signature Reduction Program without telling me. |
| Elon took and is still holding Roadster deposits of $50k - $250k from 2017 |
| As an American, I'm also hoping America votes better next time. I think that America is going to really, and i mean REALLY, hit rock bottom before this ride changes, and we're not there yet. |
| Need to learn how to count too |
| Rip my calls |
| Those Koreans about to fry us tonight hahah |
| and then |
| this is nasdaqs bottom. rest of week +1000pts |
| So r we all losing money or just me? |
| They only struck down tariffs imposed under one specific law. Now he's trying other justifications 🙄 |
| Everyone freaking out about the new Canadian tarriffs despite not reading what is actually excluded. Energy, minerals, potash, steel, and aluminum are all excluded which is the vast majority of our Canadian imports. If you think extra tarriffs on dairy, alcohol, clothing etc really matters well then I don’t know what to tell you |
| I'd rather have smoked salmon than spcx shares |
| And deflecting blame for the stuff he destroys. Must be nice. |
| 718p 1dte lottos primed 🙂 |
| Jesus Christ AKA Trump was save us |
| LOL |
| LeBron taking his talents back to South Beach\n\nWhat a bitch |
| Load calls after earnings? |
| Betting against buffet? You do you, I guess. |
| 50% |
| Bro I could get behind some corpo fascism if this particular flavor wasn’t so fuckin dumb |
| Those will be in SPCXtards’ brains once he puts neuralink chips in them. |
| ~~Fun~~ money |
| just in time to get wrecked gain |
| What's that ticker xyxy? |
| Too late. |
| who the fk googles anymore |
| See you tomorrow, friend 🧡 |
| NO POLITIK HERE!!! \nNO POLITIK HERE!!! \nNO POLITIK HERE!!! \nNO POLITIK HERE!!! \nNO POLITIK HERE!!! \nNO POLITIK HERE!!! \nNO POLITIK HERE!!! \nNO POLITIK HERE!!! -the admins |
| I feel like what we say is definitely not what we are doing 99% of the time lol |
| Oracle's never gonna give up, is it? |
| Cry me a river |
| If you regards could just stop buying and hold we could get this over with faster.\n\nJust let it fall and we can all get back to stonks only go up. |
| Yeah but it has been below average volume for the past two months or so |
| Port pics in place of dick pics |
| Man. I hate everyone on here. |
| Don’t go to the site just look up options sellers .com\n\nHere’s a WSB recap too https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/dxmrnf/one\_year\_ago\_today\_the\_optionssellers\_fund/ |
| Scam candle |
| Thanks for the sacrifice |
| So? |
| Definitely red |
| MSFT gonna fly this week |
| Chill, it's just one idiot. Rest of us love Canada and Canadians. |
| China has found a way to produce and run models at a much cheaper price than American models using processes that require less memory and storage, but we should continue to expect American models to run inefficiently.\n\nIt sounds crazy until you look at our auto industry. |
| Optimus is 10+ years away according to their own engineers lol |
| I really hope the oil crisis will bring an end to AI. |
| O O\n __||____||__\n / (><) \\n \ (><) /\n // / (/\) (/\) \ \\\n / \ \ / / \\n\nS&P 500 for the next 6 months |
| probably laughs at us every morning when we're trying to figure out what we're doing and he knows we are all wrong and fucked |
| Disgruntled |
| They were, unless Yahoo is still borked |
| To link up with other regards. |
| Not sure if this violates the rules, but consider that a national state of emergency could be enacted when the reserves are allowed to run out. I'm a little curious about how that would affect other things, if it happens. |
| Have anyone looked into the pizza businesses around the white house. Im sure everybody must do a lot of stupid shit (work) and order pizza. when the great leader is out of office time to short that shit |
| Rh credit card even makes you gamble your points lol smart. |
| I bought, tho |
| K |
| wtf u doin here then \n\nMODS BAN |
| We won 30x already. Now back in the mine, slave. |
| bers lose, bols lose, but theta remains undefeated |
| Maybe you should care before everyone who isn't an American, and half your own population, hate you. |
| Clifford getting excited |
| Yeah, double D's 🤪 squirting milk pressed up against the windshield..... let's bring this to Shark Tank! |
| its cuz easy mode got turned off |
| RemindMe! 42 days |
| **Barron I know you’re in here you fucking degen** \n\n**Reveal yourself** |
| Futes are green? |
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| Thus far, Google has the only clear path to profitable AI use (AI Overview). I would be willing to bet that this will fully replace legacy search within the next 1-2 years, and all they need to do is figure out the Google ad problem (which doesn't seem hard).\n\nEven if that falters under a broader collapse in AI, they can still just put everything back the way it was before (more or less), and will still be plenty profitable from Google Cloud. \n\nEveryone else in the space is still in "solution looking for a problem space". Buffet's interest in Google makes perfect sense. It's the safest, most likely to succeed bet on AI. |
| rug tug of war |
| Check bounced |
| SpaceX should fall at least another 20-30% |
| Vintage cube for me. I like the new cards that make it in and I love doing busted stuff. I don't play constructed anymore for sure. I might do 5-10 non-cube drafts when a new set comes out. |
| I never lost money trading options, the trick is to not do it. |
| 3 for 20 here 😡 |
| Holy shit you're retarded |
| lol he’s going to make Americans pay 50% more taxes on Canadian imports\n\nTariffs are an import tax\n\nThat will show those Canadians!!! |
| You all remember when the court ruled out his tarrifs were illegal and they should reimburse them? Yeah, wtf happened to that and why are we here again? |
| At this point I’d rather go back to endless headlines about a fake trade war than a fake real war |
| TSLA - nearing a demand zone that ranges from about 357 to 368... also 357 is currently where the bottom end of the channel lands\n\nScalpers listen up.. |
| Just more market manipulation- grifting 24/7 |
| Wonder what the process of a merger would be at this point. You gotta give some premium to TSLA investors to make them agree. |
| AI is out of control\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/yc1i0dfsigeh1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b6bb978cf5ab8e99859ed6875690ef74ec5a2686 |
| That’s my commander in pamp 🐂📈🫡 |
| I'm sure he has nice watches, but the ones I see him show off in interviews often times look like shitty children's toys. |
| As an American. That’s an L take |
| Futes may be green but as soon as afterhours closes and Kospi shows up I’m sure they are tanking lol |
| CEO of Flock Safety needs to be monitored and logged 24/7 by the entire nation for his safety. |
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| 🙉 la la la la la la la la 🙉 |
| He does, but he also likes taking credit for achievements he didn't accomplish. |
| Ah yep, there was at least one previous day it was lower. My initial chart was showing it to be the lowest since like forever lol maybe it was not accounting for premarket volume |
| **BanBet Lost** — /u/Mabse (0W - 1L, 0%)\n\n| Ticker | Entry → Target | Move | Time | Result |\n|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|\n| **MU** ▼ | $887.64 → $850.00 | -4.2% | 4h | Lost | |
| *J Powell could be a candidate for the Paul Volker award. When you look up Chairman of the Federal Reserve in the dictionary there's a picture of Paul "Fuck you Jimmy (Carter) I'm doing 20%" Volker. R.I.P. Sir. Paul Adolf Volker (1927-2019)* |
| Wtf is Robinhood social |
| You wish he was this cool. Put a diaper on it and add another 100 lbs. |
| Pain. |
| Have you try selling now and then buying it again at a higher price? |
| Ooooo that's gonna be fun! |
| Tesla is just as bad as SpaceX somehow. A car company with decreasing sales and profits (for many years at this point) that would get obliterated if China was ever allowed to sell their cars in the US. |
| As an American, thanks for sending help every time our forests light on fire. |
| It's some scam site that I can't access |
| None because I'm holding calls |
| me |
| Call an ambulance\n\n📉📉📉📉📉\n\nbut for all of us.\n\n🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂 |
| Na ur fine a few years and a big lesson |
| If it makes you money who gives a fuck. We’re all monkeys throwing paper at four letters on a screen. |
| market has set all the traps time to go sideways for a few MONTHS |
| Any reason to be hopeful for SPY pump tomorrow? |
| The amount of market cap SpaceX has lost from its all-time high (June) is exactly Tesla's entire market cap today\n\n$1.39 Trillion |
| And just because medicine wasn’t expensive enough he’s also slapped 100% tariff on branded medicine…\n\nSo now my blood thinner that United healthcare seems to think is $9.17 a pill, that I can get from Canada for $140 bucks/3 months is gonna go up to $280… and you know I’ll still fucking pay it - because $280 for 3 months of life is still better than $550 for one month (twice a day) |
| China has more oil in reserve than all other countries combined. |
| # No wonder why HOOD is down, they rolled out Robinhood Social LMAO |
| Take out 5k and then make the whole thing back |
| As a Canadian I’ve already pretty much cut my groceries from the US. I don’t even buy processed food so there’s that. Meats local, dairy is local and my produce is from anywhere but the US. Going to stick with German and Korean / Japanese electronics. Maybe Chinese EV, no US origin cars.\n\nOh and we should sign with Saab Griphen now. |
| We live in the dumbest reality. |
| No joke. If you google SPCX stock, it’s all articles about people who are buying. They are trying so hard to pump this thing. I’m almost tempted to buy just for the simple fact that I don’t think institutions are going to let it fail. The business model, revenues, even the overall idea is dumb af. But I’ve never seen so much push for a stock. Especially one that is shitting the bed after IPO. Something just doesn’t add up that no major news source is doubting it. |
| Yeah thats the reason we are all here. |
| nvda not selling nbis despite the current data center dump is great conviction in the company, very bullish on nbis |
| oh boy...\n\ni never thought i might actually WITNESS this happening in our lifetime.. \n\nAmerica is going Mad Max\n\nV8 V8 V8 |
| [Oracle probed by SEC for materially misleading investors](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ&t=2s)\n\nbro wtf?! |
| Be sure to leave 10% of your income as well. |
| Fuck it. Shut down potash and electricity. Let him be a clown but we don't have to attend his circus. |
| # WSB has learned three things recently:\n\n—-\n\n1. Vibes can be sus.\n2. Oil futures are a scam.\n3. None of us are good at trading intra-index churn.\n4. Retarded autists like me rarely give good advice.\n5. Numbers don’t matter when they are on a screen. |
| He's just a silly troll |
| But we need different kinds of oil, not just the kind we produce |
| I’ve always wanted Netflix to be the buyer. but i wonder if this would even happen. |
| I like when people say "I knew I should've bought XYXY" after the fact\n\nObviously, you didn't know\n\nLMAO |
| We'll lift the tariffs if you give us Tate McRae and Celine Dion. |
| s&p 500 chart looks like a rocket out of gas |
| For the last 4 years we been hovering around a 50 day supply and now we have 43 days who cares its like a 6 day difference |
| Respectfully, that's not how tarrifs work. |
| Elon Musk arbitrarily chose the price. I'm serious. |
| I love mammaries |
| Is that, like, maple wine? 🤔🍁 |
| Even though KevinOleary is a shitstain retard, He does have a nice taste in watches. |
| We have a little trade war with out war-war. As a treat. |
| This is the best regard they talk about in emails |
| MODS POSITIONS OR BAN |
| I was gonna pay my visa bill using my stock profits. My stock profits is -1k rn. Guess will have to use the paycheck now😥 |
| Playing Old School MtG is the only way to have fun now, IMO. Too many headaches with new releases and the cost to build out good, or heck, even fun decks, is so tough. |
| He prob did but didn't factor in profit taking which seems to screw alot of bag holders. Looking at you SanDisk. |
| plot twist: he also deposits whenever the 1k runs out |
| Positions mentioned in post: https://imgur.com/a/k3ywvBm |
| Only 100,000 dollars for “ totally not insider trading posts” |
| lol \n😂 \nSo are we selling ? Or buying? 🤔 😂 |
| They belong here. |
| **Calls are like gravity**\n\n**All it takes is a little** \n\n**Push** |
| NBIS wen tree fiddy |
| NBIS is spiking because NVDA reported they owned 9% stake in company |
| Chart broken. 29m volume is low but not lowest this month |
| That's what those Canadians deserve, for blowing smoke on us or something. Idk, let's tax them at 500% next because geese are annoying |
| Its way way too early, the top will be when memory trades at 30x foward on earnings that are 2x or 3x than what they are today and then yeah of course we can crash. Until then its buy the dip mode. |
| i only started trading options last year and made 6x my money just buy buying and selling once. and i'm up this year for my 2nd position |
| Looking juicy for my 175 puts. |
| bitcoin outpefroming msft over 5 years lol (111% in general not bad for btc despite being in a bear market currenty) |
| TACO also gave us explosive diarrhea |
| 🥭 wants the market to dump so he can load up. Make sure to "subscribe" to his updates through special channels. |
| Been a long time since we've just had a wash out gap down - seems like futes are always green no matter what |
| ☝️ pakistani/russian/nk/chinese bot, probably\n\nsow division etc.\n\nyawn |
| https://preview.redd.it/4r6yq7myhgeh1.png?width=493&format=png&auto=webp&s=e08f2e213ce9c2716e1926b4ca81a6d8b8fefd81\n\n |
| Is reality finally catching up to the stock pumped by Elons lies? \n\nWhat happened to 100,000 Optimus? Or what about his data center for space? \n\nAbsolutely time for TSLA to see $100 |
| I'll add one as a separate comment. |
| Why do you sound like ChatGPT? |
| 🥭 tacos have cryptosporiasis |
| How tf did SpaceX IPO at 1.6T+ when tsla that actually makes a profit, is valued less than that. IPO above tsla cap, that makes no sense |
| 91 pages of trades not one gain |
| Yeah buddy |
| Why buy calls? That wont pump the market |
| So this will hurt Canada and the rest of the world more than the usa so the stock market will go up? |
| This guy just can’t sit still and chill. Maybe he should start drinking |
| So many small businesses are going to be brutally impacted by this if it happens. |
| Hockey sticks are already too expensive, when I was a kid they were $30, now top of the line sticks are $400, these new tarriffs could send them to $600 |
| Buy HOOD shares to sell puts against\n\n |
| Money rotated into everything AI except semi’s 😂 |
| The real question is how are east asians testing these IQ's and are they even testing poorer areas. I read China tests uni students. Has anyone ever done an IQ test that was officially logged ??? |
| Here we go again |
| Been trading for 7 years and I’ve never made money trading options and I’m not afraid to admit it. |
| Mine is when people who said they were holding out for MU 1200, then said they were holding out for 1600\n\nLMAO |
| he's semi right even though he's retarded re: verified-trader, a screenshot of the largest parts of the position is preferable |
| So their bear case came to fruition |
| 100% |
| Is he drinking tea or flipping me the bird? |
| How does verified-trader have anything to do with this |
| very bullish |
| > MTG is really just getting started\n\nThe fucking top is in boys. OP is a huge bagholder trying to pump before the dump. Watch out |
| lol, Americans going to be paying crazy prices for a lot of things. Once non-Canadian providers increase their prices, those high prices are never coming down. |
| Hoover is rolling in his grave. |
| Every time I think I'm regarded, I see people still bullish on SPCX and feel better about myself. |
| Its true. Pounding of a lifetime 😢 you dont forget moments like that. |
| **Ahem; You are being fed propaganda, Amertitard** |
| Aww thx but you're cuter 🔥 |
| Stanley laughing all the way to the bank. 2 dollar cups sold for 30 plus dollars, multiple times for it to sit in a cabinet. |
| “wouldn’t take effect for 30 days.” \nSo that’s 4 TACO points right there |
| Nope |
| Literally some of the best neighbors a country could hope for. Them to US, not US to them anymore |
| 27D chess\n\n~ art of the deal |
| Buffalo trace is all hype |
| if they refuse to bend the knee they should use the ass instead. |
| Did it drop down to $50 today? |
| Everyone is so brainwashed by the ai bubble talk and afraid of a possible crash that nvdia trades at 15x foward and micron at 5x. Those are 08/09' multiple valuations bro, and ai aint stopping anytime soon so the earnings bubble argument is even more dumb. |
| more tariff mean more deal |
| Yes |
| They had 2500 medium range missiles and thousands of short range missiles as of February. Even with an economy in the dumps since January they could fire 20 medium range missiles a day and still fight for 125 days. They can piss out the short range ones pretty much endlessly. |
| He’s acting like he has placed some serious bet on market crashing |
| Looking back... \n\nWhat was your favorite memory of Memory? \n\nMemory 2026-2026 RIP |
| As an American, shit, I don't care either. |
| https://preview.redd.it/btqf1jchhgeh1.jpeg?width=1180&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2a898ea0bc151b09660a6ef6ba38a179319755dd\n\n |
| Is the dumpster behind your Wendy's vacant?\n\nMy local Wendy's closed and now I need somewhere I can move my cheap handjob business to so I can make back some money I lost. |
| whats the tariffs now |
| Its okay tomorrow is tuesday |
| Donnie on my shitlist rn |
| Whats wrong with houthie? |
| Wtf |
| The thing is you just need to have faith |
| SPCX looking juicy at these price levels? |
| I usually blame him for his bad decisions, and blame myself for not having the foresight to see them coming. |
| Posted |
| Lmfao |
| They have underground missile cities lol. Air campaign isn’t gonna do anything. |
| Better question, why wouldn’t they be? |
| He is special. |
| 40 |
| Huh |
| Canadian tariffs cause 🥭ran out of shit to taco on. |
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| Scanning for Mexicans - beep beep beep beep |
| Did someone say infinite money glitch |
| noon...he walks this back after lunch. |
| https://preview.redd.it/ld8ii559hgeh1.jpeg?width=450&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7a9b884487f52d555bba71f8c19cf946cc98bd23\n\nOnly a dictator can stop another dictator. |
| OP brought to you by AI |
| Dude, effing maths is hard. |
| Sspc and SpaceX puts have legit been free money for the last month |
| Thats the only way honestly. If people just sell stonks will rebound |
| just get rid of the whole place already |
| I like Koreans bro, fuking legend investors lol |
| At $25, I'll stash a few. |
| The fuck you want to blockade us for? |
| They’ve been preparing for this for nearly 50 years |
| Ever since Jim Cramer fucked her brains out, shes never been the same. Crazy eyes and a thousand cock stare. |
| ppl be freaking out about nbis dumping below 200, meanwhile northland rasing target to 410 LMAO |
| I knew I should've bought NBIS friday |
| As soon as they bought them. \nTrashed. |
| Canada, as a nation we giggle. |
| I'd call him a dumb addled cunt but thats an insult to dumb addled cunts.\n\n |
| Good point. But after a certain drop they will rebuy. |
| Canada refuses to bend the knee |
| [Now show me China's reserves](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/fyYzUgjBFiM)\n\n[Because China is the dominant short-term factor in the current price.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BkA0bkb6ZO0) The US is now a distinctly secondary consideration in the supply-demand picture. China could bump the price by half tomorrow if they wanted to or if they reached the end of their (secret capacity) supply.\n\nThe crude oil price is also, frankly, not the headline. The world fuel supply is currently bottlenecked not by crude oil but by refining capacity, [according to the record high 3-2-1 crack spread](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crack_spread). The combination of China shutting off its lucrative refined fuels exports, and Ukraine's kinetic sanctions campaign. |
| 카지노에서는 울지 마세요 |
| You are being fed propaganda, Ameritard |
| Gay bears ruining my momentum |
| Hey, if it works keep doing it until it doesn't. This "strategy" seems to work best during more volatile days. What's your strategy for when SPX stays pretty flat? |
| Panic selling? |
| Inside and out |
| Touch blue make it true! |
| Dude you don’t need a million dollars to get two shelter dog. |
| He's retarded...is it not obvious? |
| Been like that most of July |
| https://preview.redd.it/2g2up6j6hgeh1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=43fbf6bfa785b1ac87c2306c3052e0fa573a7a2a |
| Infinite money and missile glitch |
| Dumbest person in every room he has ever waddled into. |
| Some regards are out of fun already lol |
| I thought he hates Spain |
| Different authority same story |
| As a Canadian, at this point I’ve stopped caring. He’s clearly not interested in any kind of deal or negotiation, so no point caring about something no one has control over.\n\nIf he places tariffs, oh well. If not, ok great. Not like anyone can do anything besides hoping America votes better next time. |
| https://preview.redd.it/jnkscin4hgeh1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e0c40dd1990f2dad757994bc00da9ad4a947aef3\n\n |
| \^\^\^\^\^ This \^\^\^\^\^ |
| Beautiful |
| Trust me you don’t want the quebecois |
| Little bit up. Little bit down. Ended about where we started for indices. |
| Ok we will put 100% on potash then..\n\nFuckin shameless moron |
| He will always be a legend\n\n"Good afternoon"\n\nI cri erytiem 😥 |
| So what? At the end of the year we might be at 25 days of supply on hand. And if it is the case you will run around to secure at least regular supply to maintain a 30 days threshold. \nNo reason to panic here, you just have less stock, not no stock. |
| Seriously, how is Iran still able to send missiles |
| Magnum Dong |
| Victim blaming Epsteins victims lowkey kinda crazy |
| Exactly, they learned so much the first time, surely they won't blow up their port a second time. I mean... things like that definitely don't happen to anyone, right? |
| As least Koreans have movement. Us Ameritards just get Theta’s veiny one everyday. |
| Fun fact: the reserves maintain "brine ponds" so they are pumping salty water back in so as to not further disolve the caverns. These caverns are used for far more than oil along the gulf coast and house all sorts of PetroChem products. |
| hockey stick |
| https://preview.redd.it/whqmzxd0hgeh1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f2b50ea0603768109db4f6c446c93c73d1ec6cfc\n\n |
| Remember when every woman needed a gigantic unnecessarily expensive Stanley jug to fill up with fucking water and now they all just sit in cabinets |
| You fuckers making fun of my Queen Cathie, I shall never forget her best call ever: \n\n[Cathie Wood ARK’s Expected Value For Roku in 2026: $605 Per Share](https://www.ark-invest.com/articles/valuation-models/ark-roku-model-2026)\n\nAccording to [ARK’s open-source research and model](https://github.com/ARKInvest/ARK-Invest-Roku-Valuation-Model), Roku’s stock price could approach $605, compounding at an annual rate of 53% during the next five years.\n\nBased on our assessment of 75th and 25th percentile outcomes, our bull and bear cases are **$1,493** and $100 per share, which would deliver annualized returns of 88% and 3%, respectively, as shown below. |
| u/Paul_Robert_ and u/Moepenmoes are kinda cute ngl |
| You first. You first. You first. |
| https://preview.redd.it/i4z1d7pwggeh1.png?width=682&format=png&auto=webp&s=071d4c63ef89f2b2ae06794b8ad90588143ae480\n\n |
| *World Cup 2030 will be played with robots and the trophy will be off the bottom of the chart.* |
| Information is the new form of energy :O |
| Wait.. new tariffs?\n\nYeah, fuck my calls I guess. |
| Correct midstream is pretty fucked right now. That is lowering demand as well. It doesn't matter what demand is at the pump if the refiners are stuffed. |
| Was today the worst volume in a long time on the Qs or is my chart broken? |
| Got fukd on a get fukd \n\nNo sector is safe rn |
| If I knew the future I’d stay there |
| northland raising target to 410 LOL |
| It will be gone before the end of the week. |
| Shit i wish I did. I sure as fuck wouldn’t be broke rn |
| Section 338 of the Tariff Act of 1930. I am surprised that we have this many options. And most notably, this act has never been used this way before lol. |
| I thought he couldn’t. |
| Oh yes, like the US couldn't win the ground invasions of Iraq and Afghanistan |
| Go right ahead retard |
| Lets see what we gonna have for tomorrow.. oh thats right, tomorrow is Tuesday. Its TACO TIME!!! |
| 1812 pal, who’s lost and is currently losing a war? |
| https://preview.redd.it/yv2jdcvrggeh1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=79971049c3df6f4b95a99efa9d50a9c595ae302a\n\n |
| why nbis cock |
| Yeah screw those kind northerly neighbors! /S |
| Did anyone of you even read the details on the new tariffs?\n\nHockey sticks, wine and cement. To take effect in 30 days. \n\nReally not going to hurt us and almost guaranteed to 🌮 with that delay. |
| MSFT was at an ATH of $200 in 2020 . . . 1/2 the current price. The idea that the narrative has turned negative seems a bit odd given that they (and many others) are 2x the price still |
| The casino has closed, the circus has opened\n\nBring in the clowns! |
| I can't vote in their elections and don't use outrage of the other as an excuse to not do better domestically. |
| go on |
| 78 |
| 80 |
| Based on valuations alone we’re about 50% over extended. Add in to that rate hikes, probably another -15 to 20%. Plus oil shock, another -30% at least. On top of that foreign stocks more attractive so another -15%. Plus bonds now with good returns so -10%. Fair price for SPY is around negative 80 to 150 or so if we’re being generous. |
| my Canadian bacon is now 50% more expensive 🥲 |
| https://preview.redd.it/08juzbyqggeh1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7dd58e0804d8ba4db31b2fdaab10c85308853e45 |
| 🥭 mad because Romero ignored him yesterday |
| i dunno... they kinda gay i think. |
| One of these days they are going to buy a dip and it’s going to do little more than a dead cat bounce |
| NBIS pumping after I sold lol |
| Hes the hero we never asked for |
| It's one thing to be a psychopath and in power but it's another altogether to be this retarded and psychopathic as well. Literally nothing redeeming about it at all. |
| They already had it. They just didn’t sold it. |
| And then what? |
| I'm gonna go ahead and be concerned about the lowest levels since the 70s oil shock even if they're not zero. I hear the oil shock sucked and I don't want to give it a try. |
| Doesn’t seem to be negotiating from a position of strength. |
| Imagine if kospi defied everyone’s expectations and pumped 10% tonight. Anyways, see you in a couple hours after the circuit breaker. |
| the real war is fought on truth and twitter and with ai memes. |
| Will Intel be 80 or 110 by Fri |
| https://preview.redd.it/hn26r4wmggeh1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2e49ad5f86a2ca089c1e94452747fa54c611f5e9\n\n |
| That is what the 51st state is for ya hoser. |
| In 30 days it will be effective. Let’s see if he actually goes thru with it |
| Spy calls before market open? |
| https://preview.redd.it/fayaqs1lggeh1.png?width=1124&format=png&auto=webp&s=45b30da8b4fb43cabe136807d10941c378d34ade |
| YOU TOO 🫴☀️ |
| **As a high updoot individual, I’m curious how I can exchange my upvotes for cash, have a house I’m looking to close on**\n\n**I offered my Reddit account as collateral on a down payment and the loan officer looked at me like I’m crazy**\n\n**???** |
| It's a great time to buy!! Thank you very much for reading. |
| YOU TOO 🫴☀️ |
| https://preview.redd.it/nw4x9rbjggeh1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e22598ec41747c8eda6ab114261b348eb705153a |
| https://preview.redd.it/uzy4fbqiggeh1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4f1e9e889270b7b557d83bd9dace37d3ef8b421c\n\n |
| got boatloads of 1dte puts going into tomrrow. we gonna rocket up for sure. |
| Needs above 193 and to turn 193-195 into support now |
| ...........and then |
| Wait let me ask GPT to say thank you!! |
| Just Google options sellers .com |
| Nah cuz bears are different 😭 such a sad species truly |
| Wait let me ask GPT to say thank you!! |
| I.e., Bud Light. |
| 1000% TARIFF! |
| It's worth a lot *if* we can stall Beijing's assault across the Taiwan Strait and over the island long enough to send reinforcements and prevent them taking the island. The problem is that current estimates show that in a hypothetical scenario where China successfully lands forces and establishes a beach head landing where they can drop more safely, we may not be able to get there in time unless we fly our forces in, meaning only gear you can drop out of a C17 would be readily available on short notice, assuming its even safe to fly cargo aircraft over the island by that point. Then there's the major issues presented to us by their long range hypersonic weapons, which may make it impossible to send carriers close enough in time, let alone use them to provide air cover for cargo drops. Basically if we want to commit to defending Taiwan, we need to be planning it ahead of time when we see China clearly massing forces in advance of the invasion. \n\nNow, given Taiwan is an island, they could use HIMARS and tube artillery to turn the coast into one giant phalanx that China can't bomb all of, and do their best to blow ships up before theyre able to land, while also hitting them at sea with anti-ship missiles (both US Harpoon and domestic Hsiung Feng III), but they can't hold out forever. They can however hope that the US comes to their aid and shuts down oil imports to China, while holding on until the mainland runs out of fuel. Current projections arent great though when you look at what China is supposedly building to pull this off. They clearly intend to invade at some point, the question is if Taiwan can sufficiently fortify itself before then. |
| nvda DISCLOSES A 9.3% STAKE IN nbis DAMN\n\n |
| they really need a better name 😂 |
| https://preview.redd.it/284j5paeggeh1.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=1b4bd870fc267f78e29f2c76f880f12db485175a\n\n |
| What did I miss??\n\nI was working all day like a chump\n\n# ⛏️😔 |
| Warren Buffett's |
| easy fix, do not trade tomorrow |
| Why would the suppression end Wednesday? |
| Already has. Buy the dip |
| Think they’re performing with the blowfish |
| live your best life brother. |
| $7.6 take it or leave it. |
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| edgar edgar edgar cuts both ways my man those bowlcuts are everywhere\n\n \nbut for real the family who lecture you about investing cant even open a 10-K and find the revenue line they just repeat what some guy on tv said like its gospel |
| Fuck you. |
| I wouldn't listen, I think thatz an authority type, posing as a Redditor,\n\nto try to be a twat and wind people up |
| Can't wait for the unusual options activity that is always associated with these announcements. It's always on the up and up obviously. |
| Hooth these nuts |
| 🥭 got mad the Spaniards photoshopped him out of the world cup photo. |
| You really think this lasts 8 days? I'd wager he sees the headlines about today's losses and backs down by EOD *tomorrow*. |
| Americans can't ever be trusted again. Ever. I will never go there for a vacation again. Same with my large wealthy family and more wealthy friends. Americans lie. |
| Very market moving news |
| lmao Let's become long term investors together |
| 🌈 |
| Just in time for mid terms. |
| Just admit you are gambling and then don't change a thing. |
| Imagine massive milker carwash |
| TACO two weeks from now ? Maybe even much sooner |
| So are we red or green tmr? |
| https://preview.redd.it/wj3tyr38ggeh1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b388f975189dfef61bb270ab06653e10c99696ad\n\n |
| https://preview.redd.it/lqk28w04ggeh1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dbcc7ef39e8b5acfa7a8fc999f6be933e8b3178c\n\n \nWhy are these retards still so fixated on Pelosi in the age of the taco trade? lol it’s so last decade |
| Yeah maybe with some Neutron news (I hope positive) |
| So a bit below us? |
| Where did he tell his Truth Social buyers to buy puts? |
| We’re conquering both |
| Just remember this simple rule. If the thing is bad, it is done on purpose to make Johnald Troomp look bad. |
| No big fans of the US unfortunately |
| Just put the fucking fries in the bag bro |
| whats the latest on Houthis? |
| Instead of retaliating for the tarrifs, the should just place the equivalent tarrifs on the U.S. for the smoke now making it's way north from Oregon and Washington. |
| ... |
| ATH tomorrow |
| A little trade war with your war war sir? |
| Does anyone else feel dirty when touching products with <3x leverage |
| Calls on bobs. |
| Every Day Dahl is fucking delicious. |
| I think this dumbass wants dollar to be worthless as toilet paper |
| Everyone knows that bullies attack weakness. Canada, just fucking take him head on already. |
| You have a link to the story |
| https://preview.redd.it/ajxcgwe1ggeh1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=69ff70f7533166e21bb9a23f86de507543647ce0\n\n |
| A lot of trade management to walk away with 71 dollars today. What is this Canada? |
| He’s just so ugly. |
| I'mma buy so much SPCX at $25! |
| Traders started war and Tariffs I think 🤔 |
| https://preview.redd.it/4b1t8jl0ggeh1.jpeg?width=718&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dd841af0846895448c85863e8d2020041c48d868 |
| [ Removed by Reddit ] |
| I don't get it |
| In the pre mass social media era, I would be sure this is a joke but apparently a lot of crazies believe this. |
| Also curious, please report back 🤔 |
| No sir, kindly go and fuck yourself. \n\- A Canadian. |
| And no and then! |
| I bought puts, so yes! |
| Today I made money. Tomorrow I lose money. |
| If this guy was in my family I'd tell him that it's gambling too so I wouldn't have to talk to his dumbass. |
| ❤️ |
| Si si si\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/bdo4pozyfgeh1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=77744a8f361dfcd9c1d019ef378581c72d1b3abc |
| Op is dumb but you’re dumber if you don’t know what Edgar is. |
| https://preview.redd.it/e0z3zfyxfgeh1.jpeg?width=186&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5547f89418547f34b3deee8237a5bc333abd65a4\n\n |
| Thought the Supreme Court kneecapped this Tariff shit |
| with |
| NBIS was getting rekt so NVDA had to announce an investment |
| Sweet Crude oil only has 43 days of supply left in the US (we mainly produce heavy crude & import sweet for gasoline) |
| https://preview.redd.it/ilbw34rrfgeh1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c341b5ee8fd49edadc89ee3a1984820600dcd686\n\nSPY CALLS....I Come |
| SPY not even 2.5% down from ATH |
| That's my quant |
| Guess we're not importing jack shit from Canada again. Cool. |
| If only it was possible for us to all work from home and make sure those who have to use the gas can smh we are so stupid |
| This picture would give him an instant hard on. |
| And then |
| My boy Edgar is addicted to muha meds |
| Right? Milk quota has never been met, so no tariffs, and alcohol from the US is Shyte and no one cares here.\n\nHow bout we tariff the electricity and oil again. That made Trumpie blink. |
| The goal is to lose money and get Internet points. \nWhoever said anything about making money? |
| https://preview.redd.it/h5bjl8hsfgeh1.png?width=723&format=png&auto=webp&s=f27a8d3a440cb6f6b9db4556fb0854fe386ff35e\n\n |
| General McRussia, coming back from an Iranian McRaping |
| Yea lol |
| Every asshole blaming Trump for their bad decisions |
| His illegal tariff? |
| I desperately need a green across the board 1% up day tomorrow! |
| Looks like Trump needs another market dip |
| Remember when China manipulated the market with perfectly timed announcements about chips and memory? And that other time, and that other time? |
| https://preview.redd.it/qcovh9hofgeh1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b7daead555280a3dbda4242675945b8d8399a763\n\n |
| Get a load of this fucking regard |
| It will beat expectations, but not enough to beat the unofficial expectations. |
| My man, it’s a joke. I thought this whole sub was shit posting and friendly jabs at each other. |
| In David Backham's voice: Be honest. Professional poker player is a career AND gambling at the same time. You gather information and make probabilistic financial decisions. Trading IS a high brow form of gambling. |
| At least it's not ai slop? |
| Welcome home |
| Because it’s an act of aggression and Canada must pay! |
| Gross |
| and then |
| Was it this ?\n\nhttps://tenor.com/ba6Fi.gif |
| Tariff our oil, we fucking dare you 🤓 |
| We still selling Canada to Greenland or nah? |
| Nice and clear air in Southern Ontario right now. |
| General McClown, commander of the 5th goofy shit brigade. |
| $NBIS stacking positive catalysts for two months and still trading exactly where it was last earnings |
| WSB is right twice a day |
| They already know everything about you. |
| Risk creating a trade war? 50% tariffs are a trade war.\n\nI thought we already prevented this shit and declared the tariffs illegal. |
| Kospi would probably go negative |
| Literally sink the fucking world |
| foreign influence controls the markets |
| absolutely THRIVING right now |
| The fact you are rambling here shows you are more retarded than your relatives. Bro have the gall to come here feeling superior to other fellow retards on cheap drugs. |
| Everyone knows you can't triple tariff a double tariff! |
| Woot |
| Don't agree with mango on a lotta things, but dont get why canada is setting fire to its own forests. Not a clever prank if you ask me and quite dangerous. |
| This. I think every day pump then dump in us |
| Man I haven’t bought options in a while. Red rose white ceiling |
| Look at the month, that is the 3rd low, we've only seen the 2nd. |
| MSFT MSFT MSFT |
| VOO has returned 15% annual return for like last 15 years. sure its a gamble but based on history it looks pretty good\n\n |
| 🥭 asked Trudeau to prom and he said no, he was going with Vance instead\n\nThis started a domino effect, of tariffs, wars and MOU’s, ending with $ONDS +0.2% |
| Please show us your all time graph. |
| Double Tariffs on Canada because of the wildfire smoke |
| What kind of soup? |
| you need to qualify for a Pro Account, for more leverage at most UK brokerages\n\n |
| Louis Rossman is my spirit animal |
| An ad for what? |
| Time to get the plastic energy conversion guy a call. |
| I love it\n\nLet's cut off all trades, I want to see what happens it'll be fun I swear |
| A multi trillion dollar company making absolutley no money.\n\nOne trillion makes as much sense as 100 trillion. |
| Looks like an ad for sec.gov |
| 🌮 tuesday tmrrw 😀 |
| Pay reparations to Iran now |
| That would crash everything… |
| Well' don't tell your friends/relatives what you do, especially if trading is a main source of income. |
| canada deserves 100% tariffs |
| \> Lookup the dunning kruger effect it’s too common\n\nHoly fuck the jokes write themselves. |
| 🥭: Canada burnt their forests on purpose to fuck with me, it's too obvious |
| Tariff man is back he really doesn't like carney |
| Breaking news:\n\nAt 5:08pm ET, 34 million Canadians collectively stopped what they were doing, turned to the south, and in unison raised their middle fingers. After thirty seconds they returned to their normal activities as if nothing happened.\n\nScientists are at a loss to explain the strange phenomenon. |
| Yeah the Funko and pokemon store fiasco really changed this place. |
| #GET OUT WHILE YOU STILL CAN! |
| The suppression on oil is fucking wild…over a 100 by Wednesday |
| This place is way more fun when 🥭fucking shit up. |
| You guys have been getting paid? |
| Work 50 hour weeks in a soul sucking tech company for 20 years. |
| I should probably stop getting drunk and staying up until 1am every Sunday. Work was rough. At least I'll soon have the $80 worth of soup I drunkenly ordered off of Amazon last night |
| Fuck Canada, thats why |
| This is an ad. |
| You seem to think the US imports a significant amount of oil from the Middle East…. We don’t. The US imports less than 10% of its oil from there over the last 5 or so years ignoring 2026….\n\nThis graph isn’t only speaking about the Spr its all reserves. As title says its been lower before. Not only that but the use rate as my data shows is very low per week. |
| Iran has 80% inflation. |
| Give me sum of that |
| OP at family dinner\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/dahxlc18fgeh1.png?width=1842&format=png&auto=webp&s=a36ccafcc2cd550cab79e38917a4eef739be3a7c |
| I bet two shelter dogs would dig a guy willing to provide a wholesome, loving home and about to get 5 mil cash too. |
| Push it to 1,000% please and lets blockade them |
| Be careful. That’s pure, unadulterated copium. Stuff smells like sweet almonds or marzipan due to the nitroglycerin, but has their weird mixed scent with the earthy, sawdust-like scent of its binding agents. |
| The art of the retard |
| There’s forest fire smoke from the US invading B.C. right now. Air quality is impacted quite a bit. |
| So glad I bought another $205 weekly NBIS seconds before close, Jensen gonna make my cack and my port explode 🚀🚀😩😩 |
| bought MU at $1200 \n\ndiamond phucking hands all the way to the ferrari |
| Always were |
| Whenever market goes red, oil goes green, bonds goes up, MSFT runs towards ATH. MSFT is a hedge |
| I keep thinking them and ASTS are going to break out of their funk but they keep proving me wrong. |
| There are choices in the stock market other than taking a position on an obviously collapsing scam. \n\nThe first lock-up expiry is getting close, float will more than double, who in their right mind would long that shit? Your best hope is to get a boost from the launch that may or may not go well. |
| \> people say I’m gambling playing slots. They don’t understand I have a system |
| Flex seal, bro |
| He is just so fucking stupid. |
| He has to be a sad fuck. |
| At least it wasn't cylon-psoriasis or even cyclone-psoriasis.\n\nThat'd be weirder |
| Hey, I know you. You are every guy I work with. |
| David Foster Wallace eat your heart out |
| See you in 8 days for TACO. \n\nPoor orange tropical fruit just flailing his arms in free fall. \n\nTell us where the bad Canadians touched you. |
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| Google is the hero we need. |
| You dropped this /s |
| So tired boss. |
| Your opinion is less reliable than the numbers on a fortune cookie. |