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| Yeah I’ve definitely had it for longer, prob December or January. Time flies |
| Unfortunately its a zero sum game some sucker has to win |
| Oh f. He won it. Can you fly me to my home country ? |
| For |
| Quick! Panic buy everything!!! |
| Axios headline already in making to reverse, don’t even bother with puts |
| **Ban Bet Created:** **/u/julllzz** bet **IREN** goes from **60.8** to **70.0** before **17-May-2026 06:29 PM EDT**\n\nTheir record is 12 wins and 8 losses.\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) | [Post Verified Trades](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1pp3o5t/verified_trader/) |
| Futes futin’ |
| !banbet IREN 70 1w |
| I think this is an excellent read for anyone interested in reading more about the dot com boom:\n\n[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dot-com\_bubble#Bursting\_the\_bubble](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dot-com_bubble#Bursting_the_bubble)\n\nWhen the bubble burst, it started with a 2% drop. Immediately followed by rotation into defensive names that very next day into the S&P500 rallying 2%. Markets took about a year to bottom. There were well over 10 different catalysts, negative market sentiments, geopolitical concerns, landmark legal decisions, and plain events of bad luck over the course of March 2000 and 2001 that resulted in the Nasdaq bottoming the way it did. All while kicking off the next recessionary cycle of rate hiking which tends to drop stocks irrespective of all other things considered. |
| ZSL \n\nThis is my week |
| Take off the jet engines and lease then to data centers for power generation like GEV does . Boom |
| Did my first short sale ever and made $0.20. AMA\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/w8onxd9czd0h1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=90f25dc4603fd60958ad05696661d1f7ce001bcd |
| Slow selloff is scarier than a big dump that the algos buy up. It's behaving differently from last time so far. |
| Bitcoin keep pumping. There is probably wouldn't be a TACO Tuesday but TACO Monday instead 🤔 |
| can I get a WAWA WEE WAAA 🫴 |
| Of course it isn't fucking real |
| Ohhh...\n\nIm jorking it alright... |
| I’d love to scoop real estate but it’s such a big number up front. Gold is available in way smaller parts. |
| eh, unless fyutes hit a circuit breaker there is no hope for amd bers |
| 🌽 is ripping |
| And most welcoming! I promise you’ll fit right in! |
| Gold and silver back to sucking. |
| analair |
| I’m a mother to my portfolio |
| https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/East–West\_Crude\_Oil\_Pipeline |
| Mu |
| Who knows, we may be at the buy high sell higher stage, or buy high and eventually watch it all crash and burn…\n\nIn the words of a certain CEO, “we’ll see what happens”\n |
| So now trunip hates Fox News lmaooo what news channel does he not have beef with, when does it clock to him that maybe he’s the problem |
| Don't forget red days are illegal |
| Lease it to pilot responsible for the miracle over the Mojave. |
| 🌽 says bears are fuk |
| plowplane |
| I use RH and Fidelity. Just don’t ever gamble in Fidelity lol. |
| Dips are always so short lived bc everyone is so eager to buy them. Love it |
| It’s highly regarded. |
| Convert it into your new van life abode |
| They should be able to flip it. |
| Week infinity of waiting for the promised crash that bers blab about every sunday |
| 🥭 said “BUY AMERICAN”\n\nBuy is all u need to hear . Especially if u missed last time he said it \n |
| 20% of total world oil not flowing through since last 65 days |
| Maybe today maybe tomorrow maybe never |
| Not yet but it will. Not so much for the Big frontier mortals as we have conditioned to wait, but once you are getting into speech AI and you're running a smaller model at the edge, it allows you to have real-time conversations rather than having to pause every time you say doesn't matter, but once you have one that instantly responds to you compared to having to wait even half a second, it will feel like a world of difference |
| This is one of the dumbest places on the internet. |
| Then exasperatedly exclaim that you can't believe it's not butter. |
| If you do it one part at a time on OF, I promise you recoup 10x. |
| bought the metal dip\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/tm58cty0zd0h1.jpeg?width=96&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7235d80085da7a14fda632e99b0689ff6d2cf651\n\n |
| Right. So people say easier as if the strategy changes but what works for under 100k still works the same at 1m |
| Fr |
| One engine alone on an A320 can be worth several million dollars… |
| Giving away all my secrets for free huh |
| I do not believe the market will open red because I am in cash.\n\nI the picosecond I go all in, then and only then will it go down. |
| Be my guest, bud. You’re talking to somebody who bought $14,000 of rocket lab Thursday afternoon. Look at other space companies right now. Figure out who else is having earnings this week. LUNR |
| Wrong direction spy! |
| Spirit AI\*rlines. |
| we are witnessing a glitch in the matrix and are stuck in a time loop for real. same shit different week |
| Time to monitor the futes |
| There will a reckoning for all this debauchery in the market. |
| Lmao thanks idk why I always want to call him Jordan |
| Same here, sold Friday before last, waiting for pull back. |
| Bers are gay, but this market is gayer |
| That’s not one word schmuck |
| Big if true |
| No you? |
| Ok bers\n\nYou win\n\n>!I'll have the seasonal shake too!< |
| I’m in car sales and had a young kid probably 2022 with his mom looking at cars in late 2024. I asked him what’s one stock I should put my life savings into without worry and he said RKLB and I didn’t listen |
| This is the perfect setup for 🌮 Tuesday lmao |
| Also, oil futes up 2.7% and silver only down 1% after that week of pumping , which means they are decoupling, which means silver run is back. Look out for that |
| Let’s hope! |
| At least wait till market open before getting hard |
| Almost bought a bottle of wine but held back |
| How do you know Sandisk is done? |
| Holding 100 share at $18.xx .... Hopefully things work out in the long run. Actually was hoping for bigger dip to add on to my position. \n |
| After ASTS earnings 😁 |
| ASTS |
| shut up |
| Hi - it’s me. Ber. |
| Fake numbers for a fake market |
| hey amd bers, u know just cuz futures are red doesnt mean amd will go red tmrw right |
| CBRS gonna be the hottest IPO of the year and of course it's not available in Robinhood. |
| What's worse is they're not allowing demand destruction so when we run out of reserves, the shock jump to the upside will be 10x worse. |
| INTC to 150 tomorrow. |
| Time to sell 8 AMD shares tomorrow |
| No |
| Bullishh |
| Happy Mother's Day |
| Red futes = green eod |
| When does turnip arrive in China |
| This will ruin so many people 💀 |
| Their interface is top notch. I've long since switched from them, but that is one thing I miss. |
| Absolutely not joking; turn it into a restaurant. \n\n \nAbsolutely (probably) joking: only serve food sourced from the airline food processing plants. |
| They do not own their own planes also these are like 100 million new and usually 30-50 million used. |
| Just block this "Margin" guy |
| Good or bad |
| lol maybe , just sittin on my $6 shares for like 4 years now |
| BERS its joever, no one wants this pathetic war to continue(except nathan yahoo). Lets all make money, let the fukin oil flow regards |
| Yeah but I doubt they paid to change the livery before returning it, so in theory the owner could be selling it in the Spirit livery…. |
| Please man a small dip so I can load up. IM NOT EVEN A BER PLEASE |
| Profit is profit. |
| Keep being confidently wrong. Keep arguing with people who know better than you. Keep being poor, brother. Good luck. |
| Pump or dump cause of it? |
| SPY is not dropping $35 in a week when the futes are barely putting a dent in the top, wtf are u smoking |
| Brent at $115 - Hormuz closed during ceasefire\n\nBrent at $104 - Ceasefire broken, hormuz closed for an additional week and will be closed for the foreseeable.\n\nBessent picking up the overtime or what ? |
| SPIRIT of AI |
| You can buy a company. Half cash half plane. |
| Are what you have and what I want |
| I mean, our sats can put out 100 kw of power vs 20k for Starlink (and only the later v3s) |
| Before neutron launch, crazy balls dude |
| balls |
| Guaranteed we’re up another 3% by end of week |
| 🚨 CIRCUIT BREAKERS 🚨 |
| Only guidance matters for this stock atm |
| Should have invested in ornamental gourd futures man, planes are a crapshoot. |
| Mile high club charters obviously |
| #Futes DRILLIN just as I predicted LMAO🤌 |
| Rip logic, those airlines usually just lease planes lol |
| Pour me a DRAM |
| Hey man, maybe it works out and I miss the moon shot. Good luck! |
| Everything is ahead of schedule |
| Wouldn't be surpriy. This is WSB. I've seen crazier shit here. |
| I just leave here one word: Trump goes to China this week. |
| You "buy" my 30k credit card debt |
| You call that a dip? Green by EOD. LET’S GOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! |
| Forget data centers in space… we’re gonna put data centers in the atmosphere |
| I'm half poor, half pre rich |
| Sell all flight hardware, cockpit instruments and similar.\n\nThen buy land close the the airport and turn it into a restaurant. |
| Where do you see this? |
| Great deal if it has been maintained and has about 6000 hours on the airframe a year. |
| Spirit in the sky , make it fly |
| Rent it out to influencers that want to do fake and gay airplane skits for likes |
| Shorting micron is actually retarted |
| Japan intervention #4 coming in ~2hrs |
| we ball indeed |
| Iran: May even nominate him for nobel peace prize |
| Bangbus |
| Iran to the dumpster 🫣 |
| Line the interior with 1000 screens displaying top tech stocks\n\nPaint it to look like a space shuttle with to the moon on the sides\n\nHell yeah |
| Two fitty by pride parade 🏳️🌈 |
| If oil isn't above 100 I ain't selling any of my oil longs |
| Futes are fake and gey. Green by open. |
| I just lost much respect for a coworker that keeps shilling JOBY |
| Sky king 2.0\n\n\nJust practice on GTA and hit some barrel rolls |
| I'll relocate it for $50k |
| Continued:\n\nIran via Fars news: The current US president is the fittest of them all, no one has ever seen the score he achieved in his physical medical exam |
| !banbet INTC 150 25D |
| It puts cell towers up there, waaaaay up there Morty. |
| dude the hentai virus arc is the most unhinged thing ive seen on wsb in months lmao |
| How many bought eBay eod Friday for the wed Cohen colab? Prolly just me lol |
| 200% |
| Get your ass a pilot license, pick us all up, and take us out to Wendy’s |
| We'll get 'em if things get shaky. |
| I'd enjoy a wet-lease, but sadly no ladies have agreed as yet |
| That must be the girl math Linus was talking about. |
| I just, I feel **lost**, I feel **betrayed...**\n\nI just don't get it! Why??\n\n😦 Sir this is a Wendy's, we can remake the order. I apologize |
| you got me |
| The last tranche of Spirit's iae-powered planes sold at 20 for 500 million. 25 million per plane on fire sale. |
| Maintenance, crew, insurance provided to the lessee for a set period. Dry lease is just the aircraft |
| My man, a plane that is 1/10th this size is 10x that price. gtfoh |
| Margin call monday |
| No way is this real \n\nThat plane originally cost around $100 Million, and today, with flight cycles, maintenance history, and condition still cost around $25-$30 million. \n\nPlus Spirit leases the majority of their planes, albeit they did own a few. |
| You know what to do |
| Trump forgot to switch accounts |
| We need fake numbers to pump more |
| MU up 10 or 20% today? |
| Ants have been seen celebrating at being able to join the everything rally following this evenings -0.35% microdip |
| Bears praying for a Iran attack LMFAO |
| Bers have ideas of concepts of not fuk |
| Remember the weekend after people lined up to buy gold what happened? Lol |
| Is this real in that it sold for 600k? Aren’t the engines alone worth way more? |
| Trade the right products! |
| Not even gonna worry about NQ unless we go under 28,900 |
| Why? Earnings going to be good? |
| Im hoping for a little dip at open to take some degenerate positions |
| more trustworthy then this market rn |
| Finally a based individual |
| Trump thinks he's winning Iran knows they're winning how is there gonna be a deal lmao? |
| 🥭: It works amazing, its a beautiful American tariff, some say its the best tariff and it's all computerrrr |
| what? no! \n\nwe dont need full resumption. do people not know about east west pipeline in saudi? highly recommend go ask a chat bot about the back of the envelope math on surplus before war, how much was lost and how much is already back. \n\nalso models will never predict a resumption of traffic. the models tell you if X amount goes by Y date, heres how much inventory exists … etc etc |
| It’s called buy the dip on Monday for taco Tuesday |
| remember in march where every monday would be oil -20% or +20%\n\ngood times |
| Now start bidding for Parking fee |
| It’s probably broken, not so cheap for a broken trash plane |
| Should’ve did that last week |
| It’s so mean how they let the bears have a little hope before Monday open |
| (Monday 9:15 AM) AXIOS: Iran "Seriously Considering" Accepting U.S. Proposal; Thinks It's "Great Proposal", "Not Going to Get a Better Deal"; Thinks U.S. Administration Is "Great", "Maybe the Best Ever", Many Are Saying |
| Average monthly lease is over $100K. Call an airplane leasing company and ask if they want more inventory. |
| Air BNB and clout chasing influencers? 🤷 |
| We know |
| Sell it to Iran Air at the end of the year, they need cheap planes fast since some of their fleet got blown up during initial stages of the war |
| What is a wet lease? Sounds naughty |
| Bers not even Goatfuckers saved you from ur misery |
| I will be shidding \n\n& farding |
| HOOD 100 IS INEVITABLE |
| Did you go long oil at fucking 90 anon? |
| uh oh bears have a pulse! |
| Polymarket, Hyperliquid, Crypto. The fun never stops |
| What if he dies |
| Why would you sell something for a profit when you can sell it for a loss? |
| Which website ? 🤣 |
| Just gives more time to get into position |
| Oh, V cancelled? (Let me cope) |
| 🌽 is ripping there is no way in hell market is gonna dip |
| Bers really are beginning to get their hopes up lol |
| How do you find and collect the calendar for these market relevant news?\n\nFor example I knew about Kevin Warsh, who claims he’ll keep fed independence but I’m not too thrilled about it. I have no clue how to play most of these, honestly, but this stuff fascinates me |
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| 🤌 |
| Donate it to Qatar as an uno reverso. |
| Finally puts are printing!!!! |
| Crash Bandicoot baby |
| It's over. Sell it all. Warren Boffet was right. |
| Futes y r u gey |
| BTC roaring |
| We ride at dawn |
| Half cock |
| worst |
| Crypto so green |
| You buying Ebay? |
| buying micron calls on monday |
| good job claude😄 |
| Iran’s tantrums will not bring down this market |
| Preseason football vibes |
| Everyone always asks for the next play this is the easiest money right now |
| Now they can go from 98% loss to 96% loss |
| just got my paycheck I'll give it a try |
| A$T$ \n\n$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ |
| no clue but calls tmr |
| If you want to get into wet-leases, I can fly it for you |
| US100 moved 1000 points in one day and you're worried about a 50 points drop? 30k is guaranteed here. |
| Is war back on the menu? |
| the real meta-bias: someone who's long and winning right now writing a post about how skepticism is irrational |
| Spacex ipo and neutron gonna send this way higher though so I don’t care about ath right now |
| Oil up bigtime |
| Buy the top instead? There aren't many great options right here.... |
| Find a pilot to either fly or sell |
| ill be gauging risk appetite for the week by how sandisk and micron play overnight at 8pm |
| ASTS does what now? |
| They’re everywhere my guy. Havnt traded a normal stock since I discovered they exist |
| I choked on my crayons, damnit. |
| its usually when its near the peak. they going for that last squeeze while we go in bagholding |
| CALLs on coke and prostitutes! |
| Don’t spew that shit on here…I just got in |
| Half stock. Half cash. |
| If I could ask the president of the United States one question, it would be “do you know how a tariff actually works?” |
| 0 or 1dte puts at open each day and sell quickly |
| They can’t keep getting away with it, THEY CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT!!!!! |
| Congratulations! You've won a shift behind the Wendy's dumpster! |
| yes sir |
| Corn already V'd, not the top yet |
| You already have a bet going - SPY to 760.0 before 13-May-2026 07:50 AM -05 |
| I set up automatic investing\n\nBuy at market close on Monday\n\nSell on TACO Tuesday\n\nYou guys should try it. It's like a money printer while you're sleeping |
| !banbet |
| Unless price goes way past your strike, aren't you gonna lose theta both ways and one cancelling the gains of the other? |
| Always good to buy at an all-time high |
| Semis going to pump us to green |
| ASTS Mgmt will begin their earnings call tomorrow with:\n\n“You can’t spell AI without ASTS SpaceMobile”\n\nAnd share will then surge 20% |
| For you spy at 735 |
| Your models are predicting a full resumption of strait traffic by June? |
| learn about capex cycles |
| If by win and lose both ways…yeah |
| Username appropriate for this sub |
| Rejuvenation |
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| You should short it then |
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| Man this plus a bad cpi on Tuesday could make things interesting again.....maybe some volatility finally |
| Source: Trust me bro |
| Yeah keep falling I want that good entry in the morning💰💰💰 |
| Is it too early to buy RKLB for neutron launch, it’s in 5 months should I buy now or wait |
| Fly the data center to space and sell it to xAI for $2 billion |
| Easiest way to become millionaire is by starting with multiple millions. |
| It’s not even down -1%..wake me up if it actually gets worst |
| It’s private equity, give it a 1 trillion valuation and dump it on 401ks |
| No one is buying the random anime Hulk Hogan autographed card, that I somehow pulled from a football box, for the same price as the last one sold. The recession clearly is here and thriving. I mean, it got the Hulkster! |
| It's a pattern I've noticed. |
| Who's Jordan? |
| Is the grand crash finally coming or another red day (up only 0.6%) or just a straight rip 1.5-2% again? |
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| When you think of it, that's really smart. |
| We may not be dumping much but all the ridiculous call options with high IVs are gonna get crushed which could start something |
| I forgive you hahahaha |
| I’m gonna go for some January Calls on BABA ahead of earnings and Trump Xi meetings. |
| I got a 730 SPY put and 743 SPY call for Monday. Am I going to win? |
| https://preview.redd.it/r5b66axuwd0h1.jpeg?width=874&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8b53fb37adfb67233934a5da6c5286a54429a4dd |
| Out of curiosity - where do you trade options on weekend? |
| Give me some of that green stuff |
| Futes down 0.25%, bears jerking it furiously while they can |
| I really thought he'd at least let it pump a day. Maybe the insiders had puts. |
| Zoom 🏎️ |
| What do we need fertilizer for? Those laid off workers replaced by ai can't afford food anyway. |
| "President Donald Trump is set to travel to Beijing on May 14–15 for a two-day summit with Chinese President Xi Jinping, marking the first U.S. presidential visit to China in nearly nine years"\n\nSPY $800 EOW |
| That’s what I thought |
| So my AMD calls are dead? |
| The idiots are the ones who have not gotten rich off one of the greatest rallies of all time |
| Refresh my buying power cowards |
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| Probably protein shots behind Wendy’s |
| !banbet EWY 220 6d |
| Post the link for the next bid; someone else from here will bail you out |
| On the bright side, if you inversed yourself it would have been gains\n\nHope you found this inspirational |
| No one cares. The world runs on chips and memory, no one needs food |
| Bears I really don't know what y'all expecting futes could fall 2 percent ton ight and bulls just gonna buy till we end 1 percent or more up lol |
| NEW SPREEDRUN CATEGORY DROPPED |
| ASTS in 100s this week |
| Yeahhhh, there are still some cool people, but it’s mostly fags nowadays |
| Allow me to explain: yes, but also no |
| https://preview.redd.it/5mdtgz2owd0h1.png?width=316&format=png&auto=webp&s=57cfe0436796e4801a4934e5153e1d2e5b1c57d0\n\n |
| 1hr and 15mins until I give a shit |
| i think this week is gonna be frustrating for both sides |
| One thing I can promise you, even in this market, is that I never ask you to judge me on my winners. \n\nI ask you to judge me on my losers, because I have so few. |
| I feel that heavy - we missed another boat to free bags of money 😭 |
| Interesting… |
| CHIPS CAN'T GO UP AGAIN. shh, shh, shh, it's okay, let it happen. |
| HOLY MASSIVE V |
| Sold all my mu/dram calls on Friday, waiting with cash. You're welcome bulls, no way market isn't going to rekt me by being super green 😭🦅 |
| I cant FOMO because im broke |
| It’s not over until the old lady sings |
| So what do I do to stop this madness? |
| 🥭 says that the Iranian peace proposal is completely unacceptable. Get ready for the Monday dip before TACO Tuesday. |
| DOCTOR WE ARE LOSING THEM, ANOTHER GREEN CANDLE AND THEYRE DONE FOR\n\nNurse, the patient requested euthanasia. Their portfolio has completely collapsed. It’s over. |
| My health ed teacher just told me to make sure I have a banana on me. Ive had more bananas go bad in my car than I'd like to admit.\n\nI do make a mean banana bread though. Thanks Mr. Ed. |
| Market used to give hope to bers until open now it’s a V before overnight trading opens lmao |
| Well yah, the market is coke heads and LLMs. They can't even think about the end of the week, much less summer |
| I can't get a single day bro, a nuke could hit New York and this shit would be green |
| Ok bought the futes gap down. Nasdaq 30k leggo |
| #I missed the opening of futures LMAO🤌 |
| Bruh its down like 0.3 not even a real red until 0.5, and even then it's gotta be intraday |
| Can't wait to fomo on DRAM tomorrow just to regret it later |
| Hormuz really fucking big trucks, I got an EV I charge using a coal burning generator. Coal is literally cheap af |
| registration + insurance so\nyou can drive it home obviously\n |
| Zuck doesnt care and we are all on rddt anyway |
| Down .2%? Who is the mf that profit took? |
| It's an airplane. You fly it. Duhhh. |
| In 5 years none of this will matter, and big companies are going to build the data centers and do AI shit no matter what. |
| https://preview.redd.it/jkmpfbggwd0h1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4643c2b1485acd993bb0576d14481ed6390cc7dd |
| A lot of money to be made on futures, If you bought whenever it opened red and held till actual market close. |
| Slight upgrade to van life gratz. |
| Your fly is unzipped, stupid. |
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| Put "AI" next to the logo and sell it for 5M. |
| Yes 🥭 will want to flex on Xi about the stock market |
| Isn’t the party over by now? |
| Learn literally everything you can about plane maintenance and operation as well as how to fly the thing and you have a bitchin private plane |
| I laughed a little too hard at this, thank you |
| VPN. |
| Cisco going to beat for sure. But IV crush... IV crush never forgets |
| You already have a bet going - SPY to 750.0 before 21-May-2026 08:39 PM -05 |
| !banbet |
| Some of y’all really over analyze this. The powers at be want the market to go up right now. That’s it. Most negative news will be ignored because AI and stuff. |
| Yawn. So so tired of a take. |
| Markets not pricing in massive oil, fertilizer, and food shortages this summer. Actual idiots. |
| Bro is everyone in here a fucking retarded 16 year old wtf happened to this place |
| Ide be terrified if I had puts. You can’t stop this momentum. Markets on full retard mode |
| If enough people buy in it won’t go down |
| wow really only 560k? thats not bad |
| Who tf even trades at this hour |
| Let's get fucking stoooopid!!! |
| Check again |
| Probably because the wars over |
| yes i work on a massive commods desk. if things open up by end of june we will be just fine based on our models. \n\nthe ones spreading FUD are stuck in trades |
| fake ceasefire to reload: +30%\n\nWW3 is SO back: -0.2% |
| buy in now, become poor\n\ndon't buy in, stay poor\n\n |
| Monday: Beginning of Jerome Powell’s last week as Chair of Federal Reserve, 3-year note auction, Existing home sales report for April. Senate confirmation vote on new Chair of the Federal Reserve Kevin Warsh, China CPI/PPI, SPG earnings \nTuesday: April CPI, 10 year note auction, New York & Chicago lame duck Fed Presidents speak, China money supply, HD earnings, EIA Short-Term Energy Outlook (STEO) \nWednesday: PPI, 30 year bond auction, OPEC Monthly Oil Market Report (MOMR) and the EIA Weekly Petroleum Status Report \nThursday: US retail sales report, WMT earnings, and BABA earnings (all 3 pre-market), Business Inventories report, Trump meets with Xi Jinping in Beijing for a two day summit (to discuss geopolitics, trade & tech, Taiwan) \nFriday: Industrial Production report, Jerome Powell’s final day assuming the senate confirmed Kevin Warsh. |
| wallahi ASTS will move big, not sure about up or down tho |
| Honestly I just take it is a sign the markets have decided to completely detach from reality, how the fuck are bulls justifying this |
| Believe it or not most people know nothing about the stock market. Even if they heard of the tickers. |
| This whole run up has been a massive gamma squeeze so yes it does lol |
| Corn isn’t ripping. 🤦🏻♂️ |
| Would you rather the world fit your bias or make money ? |
| I won’t goon now to wait until tomorrow so I can look at the loss p**** posts from bers |
| https://preview.redd.it/8h4n3ze3wd0h1.jpeg?width=624&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6288daf87d5c92cafaf6e3b256a41463adc0b0fa |
| Nah it aint. Got her the gift she wanted. MU, SNDK and SPY option trades inspired me from the main page gainz posts |
| wut is happening? will muh stocks go up tmw? |
| Not very dumpy, no. |
| Im reverse psyching this bitch... shhh i got calls |
| smart man\n\nbrag about your wins, keep secret your losses |
| Ban short selling. It is evil. |
| Green by open |
| Have you tried actually watching or reading something from any of the people inside those industries? They've gone from sanguine to fucking apoplectic in many cases. \n\nI could go and on quoting stats from commodity traders but all you need to do is look at predictions for physical shortages and ask yourself if this war is ending anytime soon. \n\nWe're talking about potential supply chain breakdowns. |
| Green by 7 |
| Congrats and Fuck you :c |
| They are the present. |
| 🤣 |
| MRNA |
| Omg they couldn’t even dump a half days worth of gains at the futes open\n\nBears are COOKED |
| Idk Orcl. Yes bullish but idk |
| Invest in me to be your personal assistant to handle all the bs you don’t want to for 100k a year.\nOr just give me 100k 😂 |
| 7:45pm EST |
| Mom the futures are reversing! Make em stop! |
| Oil? POTUS says Iran's response "unacceptable" |
| bers in disarray |
| The boyfriend bought it |
| I'm just happy oil is up. Still down $2 from this time last sunday |
| *Red futes at night, bull’s delight.* |
| Tf |
| Have we determined the veracity and sexuality of the futures? |
| U wot mate? |
| o7 |
| ⚡️ ⚡️⚡️ \n$BGDE \nBIG D ENERGY \n⚡️⚡️⚡️ |
| Love it when my WSB colleagues do well. Ber or bull alike. \n\nHope she enjoys it in good health. |
| It’s on the website. |
| Thetagang eats well and sends their regards |
| 🔥 |
| the intelligent investor 🤓☝️ |
| 7 weeks ago, SPY was at 630. This is gonna dip to 699 by Friday |
| Fraud |
| Did someone say raggy? |
| Gonna load up on more calls i think. As well as DRAM/MRAM/KOPN. |
| sounds fake |
| well this is awkward... you just accidentally bought whole airplane for half million dollars\n\n \nmaybe start with checking if you have parking space at your house first? also fuel costs gonna be interesting on your next budget review\n\n \nbut real talk - contact auction house immediately, there might be some buyer's remorse period or something. this definitely not the kind of YOLO we usually see here |
| i just really started to look into everything this month, out of work so gambling it is lol |
| Gold is 30 dollars per gallon?? |
| Turn it into a mobile, portable AI data center and sell it to OpenAI for $2 million |
| Surprised my wife on Mother’s Day with a new iPad Pro from a good trade last week.\n\nShe had tears in her eyes and told her it was thanks to WSB community that I ape’d into some trades.\n\nMay y’all make some green this week |
| Why r futures up 2.5%?????? |
| Are futes futing? And if so which direction |
| I think about this guy often \n\nhttps://www.reddit.com/r/Bossfight/comments/mwo0lc/fart_slave_24th_killer_ranked/\n |
| ASTS CALLS… gonna boom AH |
| selling RKLB full port into ASTS |
| Market is green already lmao |
| We're gonna need to see some more offensive rebounds from Axios in the second half. |
| If there's a red day for QQQ I'm buying QQQ calls\n\nCurrent positions QQQ 530C Jun26, QQQ 600C Jun27 |
| No way we rip into China meetings, right? If that happens, then I'll know what I've already known for a long time: that markets are nonsense. I'll just know it more. |
| I'm a bull and I agree this is fucked up \n \nAnyway lol enjoy poverty |
| how many did you get? |
| So we just gonna keep bidding up semis? Got it. |
| You think the market still works on technicals and fundamentals 😂😂 |
| Nikkei pumping |
| Sell it for $1M. Fast way of transporting oil from Hormuz |
| Damn...down 0.2%. Which usually means +2% EOD Monday |
| ASTS earnings will be opposite of RKLB |
| Gold down $30, red day tomorrow. |
| Blood red |
| NOT DUMPY ENOUGH BER. |
| Sell all |
| I bought this last week bc I saw them tweeting about AI data center stuff and they’re like one of the only companies left like this that hasn’t run yet \n\nThat’s all I know and this is a vibes play for me |
| Futures unreasonably red, watch everything open green and a 7% rally tomorrow |
| Do you have enough margin to cover that?\n\nIf not then just turn off ur phone so margin can’t call\n |
| -0.5% tomorrow, +4% tuesday |
| Elon x Intel Friday\n\nIntel x Nvidia today\n\nWe are fine |
| Close your laptop and hope for the best |
| Happy Mother’s Day, also I’m going to be a bit short this month on child support. |
| A true regard |
| Sell for lower |
| Oh no |
| If 🥭 is orang who’s meme man |
| +2% everyday forever |
| May monthly expiration is this week, there can be a lot of gamma unwinding after the current rally (2/3 of the time going into/after monthly expirations trends shift even if for a short period), tread cautiously. |
| Bulls are on such serious bullshit right now. I can't deal with it. |
| We'll see. |
| Sorta depends on the margin requirements, but it’s technically infinite profit since it requires no initial investment |
| Bro is straight up retarded. |
| As a bear, Robinhood adding short selling might unfortunately be the most bullish thing ever. |
| Hey will VIX be 30 by open tomorrow? I got some calls please say yes |
| Should I write myself a six figure HELOC check tomorrow and go balls deep into DRAM?\n\n |
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| Lmfao calls printing tomorrow like they have been the last 2 months |
| Green in about 15 minutes |
| Me first! |
| Means it's almost exit liquidity time |
| BULLISH WEAK AHEAD |
| Lmao this fits with spray tan Stalin too. |
| Will you eat raw liver king testes? |
| Opening slightly red is even more bullish than opening green |
| Declare bankruptcy. |
| Yeah, this will go green. Such a week response. |
| 750 still on the way |
| Clearly they meant mnst |
| Semi chips AI rally news about SNDK MU etc have reached my mum through Facebook, I wonder if this means less room to run or shooting up with more people buying in. |
| no one will notice as no one reads anymore |
| Not even a full % point who cares 😭 |
| I think it’s gonna be good for US AI companies. Deal will be Chinese critical minerals for US AI chips. |
| I've learned to never buy spx pre open around 7am-9am lost a good chuck doing that |
| I'm convinced nothing can stop this retarded market. |
| IS THIS THE RIGHT THREAD |
| It’s a bear trap. And a bull trap too. |
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| hmm interesting. thanks for taking the time to explain this, I will do some more digging |
| Futures on investing.com app so anticlimactic. I need fake premarket so I can “simulate my returns” on robinhood. |
| I guess, but like some of my best plays have been riding shorts.\n\nDidi, Uber, Suisse, carvana |
| we need $DRAM futures (up 10%) |
| You'll still feel angry |
| GREEN BY OPEN |
| https://preview.redd.it/f852yljyud0h1.jpeg?width=665&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4ce55e9be6aa501ad5446ad251378299d06c6840\n\nReddit knows how to curate. |
| Uh oh |
| During a dinner last night, me and another 3 guys who knows anything about stock market were aligned that MU was still cheap. That means put is the play guys. Impossible that 4 stupid ppl would have the correct vision about the market like this. |
| Tell your Mom, Neel said Happy Mother's Day! |
| Gonna load up on Zoom and Moderna. If big titty hentaivirus goes novel I'm gonna at least make some money out of it. |
| "MSTR to the moon" he whispered softly as he put the fries in the bag |
| can someone please remind the orange man that he still has the president of Venezuela locked up and we’d like some of that oil |
| yeah he TACOs on Tuesday and then UP |
| 🌽 yay |
| I wrote best regards as best retards in my work email FUCK I AM COOKED |
| Yes |
| Im pretty sure I got some bitcoins left on my ledger. I really thought I would sell them someday for 500k lmao |
| When do we get a whoops I read the wrong proposal response I’m reading another one now and I like it |
| So Wed/Thurs gonna pop off? Say less fam. |
| ukraine war, over.\n\nmarkets shook, world colder.\n\nfed keep lying,\n\ninflation hit like a drunk controller.\n\n——\n\nceos yell “ai”\n\nbro you sell sofas.\n\nwhole stock market rn\n\nheld together by copium and coca-cola.\n\n——\n\nchina flex, oil stressed,\n\nyour pension bent like yoga.\n\neverybody talkin “bull run”\n\nmeanwhile the economy on life support, bruh. |
| Yo can mods bring back the meme emojis. It made it way better to shitpost |
| Puts |
| oil aint playin |
| I’m riding out some Beta Technologies calls through earnings on Tuesday. Depending on how they do, I’ll make my next moves. Eyeing LUNR and NVDA |
| NANA...be oh so sexy sweet and good to us this week |
| Futures red gg semi bulls |
| How do all the people that said Iran was going to surrender feel now. Can we start rationing by price now or are we just going to hit the wall headfirst full speed |
| Why can’t all of us just gamble and laugh at bears? War is such a waste of time |
| tuesday he always TACOs. it's basically a statistical guarantee at this point |
| In four years, we will be on the iPhone 20. |
| My favorite stock is UNCH |
| I’ve had this feature for a few months now ? |
| Nothing make me pp harder than seeing my line go up and be green on Robinhood |
| 🌽 ripping lmaoooo bers never learn |
| Bad week ahead, I'm guessing. Sell-off up to China meetings on Thursday and Friday, potential hulk candle next Monday. Just too much legit FUD surrounding this one for it not to show up in the trading, but it could reverse hard if things somehow don't go horribly. Who knows though. |
| Can anyone here definitively prove anything not computer? |
| If your scared of a short term pull back. Buy a At the money or out of the money put for 3 to 4 months out.(or however long you think volatility will make a you anxious) You will lose money on the call but gain on the put if the underlying falls. Also known as a strangle. Aiming for the put or call option to profit more than the other. |
| Wow, Daniel Smith. Your mother would be disappointed. |
| where did you get this from? are you repeating what someone said on TV. or do u run a commods desk? |
| He said it a while ago \n \nNobody cares |
| I'd highly suggest you learn what p/e is and look at best case forward p/e for Intel |
| Oil straight up |
| trump drivels over weekend into monday to generate red. \n\nthen TACOs tuesday |
| Is this true? @grok |
| Can I have $10k? |
| Donald pump 😂 |
| Just open the casino |
| Maybe everything was all computer.. |
| 🌽 to 82 by open |
| Full Futal Nudity |
| The Radical Bers must fail — Our Market is at stake! |
| Trump been firing off novels all day, betting on red Monday, Tuesday & Friday. SPY 800 EOW. |
| Robin Hood really didn't have short selling before like last Tuesday? How the hell have you guys been losing money all this time? |
| Calls at open literally free money lmao |
| boobs 🤭 |
| hello fellow degens |
| OMG, the orange man didn't like the deal. FUTES: See, nobody cares. |
| Insanely regarded |
| IM SELLING ALUMINUM CONDORS IF ANYONE WANTS ONE! |
| Is it in the White House??? |
| Mejango |
| I can’t imagine this company doing well in the age of AI.\n\nFirst off, it’s absolute shit software.\n\nBut mostly, people are just going to vibe code this platform instead of paying for it. |
| buy high sell low. \n\none of us |
| I’ve seen enough from futures to realize bears are fucked by open |
| Bers celebrating 0.02% dip lololol |
| haha yes, bull is fucked |
| We straight ripping tomorrow |
| British food is almost as sad as a ber |
| Market doesnt give a fuck about the war or gas. Only thing that will nuke it is AI ponzi getting exposed.\n\nDenial until then. |
| DRAM sounds like a wrestling move |
| source? |
| ❤️❤️❤️ |
| Yup . Not even allowed to talk about fruit anymore |
| Yeah that looks better. Thanks |
| grab your peanuts and get in |
| That message is so annoying. I can't see what garbage I'm trying to post |
| Futes down a mind boggling 0.05% |
| The 🅱️eekend 🅱️ow was wrong…. |
| Màngo\n\nThere's ways round this |
| Oil just opened at $98 on NYMEX\n\nIt's joever. |
| lol bers really thought |
| They’ve been crushing it with approvals |
| Excellent! Thanks for the heads up. |
| That’s it? Can we just dump it and restart |
| WTI +3,5% |
| Very concerning for ber |
| Oooh, look big red /s |
| Green by open😂😂 |
| now we wait till work |
| You rang? |
| Point number 3 is the one that everyone seems to be hand waving.\n\nWe have crisis level issues in oil, aluminum, fertilizer, copper, sulphuric acid, and helium which apparently data centers, chip makers, and cloud providers don't need. \n\nEvery day this goes on the supply chains get a little closer to fucking breaking. I'm not saying short the market, but for Christ sake at least be aware of what's happening outside the casino. \n |
| Monday red? |
| Roaring 20s |
| I guess you are going to be 42% less retired |
| Wait what? They didn't have this before? What are we living in, China? |
| Bombs over Baghdad |
| THANKS OBAMA |
| With all the debt being added, bankrupting the government may, and I stress MAY, be the point. |
| How much DRAM should I buy tomorrow? |
| I'm here for this |
| Ruh roh |
| Turns out selling my 6/18 MU 700c Friday was a mistake like lol |
| Strangely anough |
| Here we go boys, buckle in |
| 30 seconds till people start posting stock phrases like "close the casino" or "I will never financially recover from this" |
| Something has to break up the scams. |
| Either these calls print or one kidney is good enough |
| Rocketlab and everspin. |
| I want to see the cannons |
| If futures don’t matter why does spy open up at the exact percentage of how futures is performing |
| PUSH ME TO THE EDGE\n\n\nALL MY GAINS ARE RED\n |
| I genuinely don't know who the fuck you're even referencing; rick\_in\_spades from that game store stock days who shoved a potato up his ass when the stock hit $200, or that creepy retard potato\_in\_my\_anus from decades ago who was a power user, huge crypto bro and early days p&d guy who got permabanned during the whole creepshot scandal |
| Unlimited losses, time for regards to truly live under a bridge |
| 1 or 2 |
| Thanks bro |
| For those of you who may be regarded:\n\nFutures will open red and oil will be green |
| Bullish |
| Thats actually insane. I tend to forget how fucked the us is |
| I'm a bit new to options trading in general and multi leg moves is a bit further than I have explored. could you explain? |
| There's a mirror at trumpstruth.org |
| ASTS is about to get a reality check. |
| Sell my USO calls on Monday to buy \n\n1) MU 800c May 15th\n2) More ASTS calls May 15th\n3) SMH puts \n\nWhich one my precious goats? |
| Bold of you to assume we could afford cheese.\n |
| Just be careful offering to cook for Americans, they've deported people for similar. It's considered work and, even if you don't do it, now that you've said you would it could be a whole load of trouble. |
| Calls |
| Duh, holy shit, lol. This place is great |
| All on red |
| No he does not |
| When I type Mango, Reddit tells me they ban people for being overly political. Holy fuck we are degenerating as a species |
| Pe and especially peg for most of the market, actually especially semi conductors and memory stocks, are very reasonable. So what's your point |
| Made some calls to my Jewish Lawyer 🔥💯 |
| The first future of the rest of your life |
| They have a different word for everything! |
| My dumb ass won't stay away from CYPH. I liked it better when it was LEAP. |
| this |
| Swatch group for the APs |
| U make a man want to speak Spanish 💯 |
| AIR DEFENCES ACTIVATED ABOVE TEHRAN AFTER SOUNDS OF LARGE EXPLOSIONS \n\nIsrael launching new rocket towards Iran in the shape of a mango! |
| Fuggit after tmrw im thinking of doin some ber shit on SNDK. No way it can go up another 20% right? |
| Bruh, u should think about the effects of alcoholism on the people u love. Unless u were fkn or studying all night, i respect that behavior. |
| Earnings/guidance gonna milk everyone’s balls |
| Haaaa Bols in shambles, fyutes not futing |
| RKLB might hit 120, i sold at 97 "pepe laugh" |
| Is truth social all just ads? |
| Think that was just the pigeon fart guy |
| Puts on AMD |
| mu 300 put 🤣 |
| Easily |
| Why do you think so? |
| Full retard. |
| Meh, they been doing that all week |
| Weeklies only lmao |
| 60% service fee - not a tip |
| I have just read the response from my so-called “Ex-Girlfriend.” I don’t like it — TOTALLY UNACCEPTABLE! Thank you for your attention to this matter. |
| Hella excited for futures open and both MU and SNDK to rally another 5% overnight and 5% tomorrow |
| Just buy calls \n\n-Lisa Tits AMD |
| Full porting MU |
| Where do you expect me to find a box of dicks? Especially after Ive lost all my money |
| HIMS will be $80 by September. |
| Futures are like quitting cigarettes and then finding a smoked butt on the ground and taking a hit. It's pointless and doesn't really help; however, it slightly helps your craving. |
| Ron Jeremy of WSB |
| regards don't trade futures |
| https://preview.redd.it/3vwcx9ggtd0h1.jpeg?width=588&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bdbde09bf2eed11bf5f8e34174dae511bfeca70f |
| ASsTitS to the moon! |
| Modern day Diogenes type shit |
| 🥭 “what you mean Americans don’t care about us making the reflecting pool look great again?!?!” |
| -5% |
| Do you understand how shorting works or are you just saying things? |
| It’s like the US just lifted all guardrails and are like yeah it’s everyone for themselves but some people have mules and others pointy sticks |
| ASTS to $110 by Friday |
| I might get banned if I post my moves for tomorrow. |
| Stay horny when others are masturbating |
| Back then, PE ratios went up to 200+ in some cases. Now, the PE ratios are not totally disconnected from reality like that. Though I do think the earnings loop like what Microsoft and OpenAI have is kinda sus. |
| AIR DEFENCES ACTIVATED ABOVE TEHRAN AFTER SOUNDS OF LARGE EXPLOSIONS \n\nim spreading fud |
| don't threaten me with a good time |
| WE’RE IN A BULL MARKET thanks for your attention to this matter. |
| 5 minutes |
| Where can you get this printed list?\n\nAsking for a friend |
| my asts is still in the red lol |
| Nah I had one yesterday first time in 5 years or so \n\nIt sucked |
| People who bought SNDK at $40 a year back bought it at its ATH at that time\n\nLet that sink in & buy any dips..... |
| I love you guys ❤️ |
| 2 fried eggs on toast\n\nOne lil tillamook yogurt\n\n$29.99 + tax |
| DONT THINK JUST LOSE MONEY \n \- SUN TZU |
| This is from some hours ago |
| 👁️ 👄 👁️ |
| when does stonks open? |
| Do both and the wealthiest homeless dude |
| I renovated my suv and am waiting for the snow to melt in the mountains. I regarded last year |
| 6 minutes until -.5% Dow into an immediate 0% and 🐻 shaming |
| Buy HOVR and you will have 10m in 24 months and you could have a chance to have your first boyfriend |
| Hedge with a short term put. |
| NVDA went up 200% from 2000 - 2007 which is faster than normal SP500 gains, then you had the financial crisis again, then they were at 1000% gains again by only 2017. \n\nAll that being said, timing is important. Any money you need within 10 years or show shouldn't be invested in anything riskier than something like a bond. |
| My QQQ up 15% YTD but I still have fomo because this market is insane. |
| "JUST IN: TACO & Chinese leaders to discuss AI security concerns during his China visit this week." |
| Telegram so not reliable |
| -1% 🙏 |
| OMG! Tell me what he did!\n\nMine stepped in wet concrete in Canada and we all ran away |
| Mom can embarrass you like that |
| You don’t need to use them yourself if you’re the one providing services behind the Wendy’s |
| Who the fuck knows what's real anymore? My stance is, make the money now while it's printing, and then if/when everything tanks bail before it gets too bad. Set a stop loss on your positions if you're holding. That's really all we can do. Good luck out there! |
| I want to be the outdoor boy |
| Get fucked bulls, I always lose these |
| Ban |
| Well, i mean, they matter if you trade futures |
| Disney to 112-115 🙏 |
| Futues absolutely ripping wish u guys could see this |
| source ? |
| I just saw the other reply. I take back what I said lol. |
| Calls |
| no u |
| TACO is crashing out again. |
| Nobody: ... Jeffrey E. 30 yo ago: real shit |
| Would that really work though. I mean the big elephant in the room is the deficit.\n\n\nFixing the deficit would require difficult structural changes around taxation and entitlements. How hopeful are people on that given the current track record of US congress?\n\n\nMost of the deficit is non-discretionary spending. Medicare, Medicaid, Social Security, Interest Payments. These things are related to, and actually massively outplace inflation if they decide to play with this. |
| Or how about leaving Iran??? Could that work?? |
| It honestly sounds like the best life\n\nHe forgot about community though |
| The contracts are voided? |
| Best we get you to bed, grandpops |
| Stream link? |
| Actually no it does sound miserable |
| I didn’t buy $MU at 3000 |
| This sound like my life except I have two kids and not that much money\n\nMy wife needs me and love me sometimes! ❤️ \n\nHappy Mother's Day |
| some of y'all don't get that futures don't mean shit |
| We buying calls and if so which? |
| Thinking about becoming a hippie and moving far far away |
| ^(Thanks, Obamna!) |
| DXY falling > Oil pumpin'\n\nTomorrow will be fun : ) |
| Hm, so if there was less of a chance the IV would be lower anyway right? am i understanding that correctly |
| I just want a nice $5m-$10m portfolio gaining a consistent 25% annual return, a nice estate in island and, a beautiful loving 18 year old wife |
| Thank you for updating us |
| Bailed last week. Looked at my portfolio and said I could walk away right now and have zero regrets of losing out if market kept going higher. Not calling the top, just moving on. |
| Based |
| Ayatollah ya so |
| say YESN'T to war |
| Not possible, that's gonna happen this week. |
| I haven’t bought yet so it still has plenty of room to run |
| Fruites fruiting |
| 🌽 is still above 80k bers never learn lmaooo |
| elon posted on his x acc |
| Asts either makes me rich or homeless this week let's go |
| Cap |
| What’s that mean? |
| you lost me after that first comma. |
| I dont hold on weekends and neither should you |
| Buy suss microtech instead, it it the Walmart ASML |
| Stop looking in the mirror. |
| Thank god this sub doesn’t allow gifs in the comments |
| Atsts to 0 |
| True |
| This week is going to be spicy, i can feel it |
| Just saw the truth post. Calls. |
| Wasn’t saying every semi name is objectively overpriced, especially not MU. I meant the sector broadly has a ton of AI growth expectations, so a short-term pullback bet could make sense even with the long-term demand. But we shall see. Not a risk I’d take, but again, fun to watch. |
| Why not spreads? If you have the money to cover, well good luck to you… |
| Fuck your puts!\n\nThank you for your attention to this matter.\n\nDonald Pump |
| It's just another Monday to most humans. |
| Hell yeah brother |
| RAMMING MORE AND MORE INTO ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE UNTIL IT OVERTAKES US, PUMP IT |
| 9 minutes until my life has meaning again |
| So… who of you bought mu at ATH? |
| I can get your mom's left foot behind my head \n\n👄 |
| Some of you aren't just pretending to be retarded and it shows |
| Her? Wait, I thought this was WSB users we're talking about. |
| ASstotheTitS |
| They're like a drug addict breaking promises to themselves\n\n\n"I'll only take two hydros a day" and then 6 pills later... |
| That’snrhe risk reward trade off…. Just the price to play the game |
| Everything pumps into earnings, that’s the real play |
| Iran firing at us shis |
| this sounds miserable |
| Two threads? I’m here for it! |
| Ended when Mango got elected. Now everyone needs the market to dump to feel vindicated. |
| Tell that to all the Asian refiners shutting down. US produced a petroleum that’s not efficient to crack into many of the necessary commodities that Arab heavy crude can. See diesel for the best example |
| Why slop? it's a summary of what is going on based on actual facts (regulations, 14% short selling position, business core). Do you think that public administration debts should be classified at the same risk as those of private company? |
| Not for free bb |
| Crazy week coming up, but as we hit euphoria don’t forget to step back and ask yourself if you can really afford to be gambling the money you are.\n\n\nBecause if you can you’re not betting enough you pussy, nut the fuck up. |
| You’re looking for trouble? |
| https://preview.redd.it/hiphy6qbsd0h1.jpeg?width=1227&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dcd5f4ce204c3878af9b6a7eb0570792dd69064e |
| I just want a nice $5m-$10m portfolio gaining a consistent 25% annual return, a nice estate in New Hampshire (no state income taxes), a beautiful loving wife, and 3 well adjusted children. |
| Anybody playing HIMS earnings tomorrow? |
| Woke up, had breakfast. Now gotta brush my teeth and go to sleep 😴 \n\n |
| Group vacations SUCK |
| I'm gonna shave my balls, YOLO everying on Microsoft and Micron, then i will lost my virginity next friday |
| Don’t get me any wetter now please |
| Any 60% body fat males in here that can get their left foot behind their head? |
| I sold MUU at 420 thinking it ran up too fast from 307 to 420 in very few days and bought soxs and sndq. Port down 75%. They are Thinking of Rope. |
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| I love how Israel is still bombing Lebanon when they were asked why they were still bombing during a ceasefire they said they were trying to stop. What they fuck they are like an alcoholic or a drug addict with that bombing trying to stop |
| Spy at 800 in 2 weeks |
| In Spain with family and it just sucks when you got that in law that completely ruins a vacation for you, just awful man |
| 🌮s gonna start flying around at $100 wti again |
| Agree |
| Cause most people just believe they can't go much higher than their relatives. When you have a cousin that's a CEO, you think if he can be a CEO, so can I. And of course networking is a thing. But genuinely they're both great CEOs |
| Where's the banger dd this sub used to post all the time? |
| IM GONNA CUM |
| O cual? |
| I should’ve sold Friday. |
| 😂😂😂😂😂🖕 |
| How do yall structure LEAPs if you're concerned about market turmoil in the short term (one or so years). Looking at options on high beta companies and, while I have a thesis, it could obviously be hampered big time by a pullback. |
| \n🌕🌕🌕🌕🌕🌕🌕🌕 \n🌕🌕🌕🌕🌕😜🌕🌕 \n🌕🌕🌕🌕🌘🌑🌒🌕 \n🌕🌕🌕🌘🌑🌑🌑🌓 \n🌕🌕🌖🌑👁🌑👁🌓 \n🌕🌕🌗🌑🌑💋🌑🌔 \n🌕🌕🌘🌑🌑🌑🌒🌕 \n🌕🌕🌘🌑🌑🌑🌓🌕 \n🌕🌕🌘🌑🌑🌑🌔🌕 \n🌕🌕🌘🌑🌑🌑🌒🌕 \n🌕🌕🌘🥛🌑🥛🌓🌕 \n🌕🌕🌘🌑🌑🌑🌒🌕 \n🌕🌕🌘🌑🌑🌑🌓🌕 \n🌕🌕🌘🌑🌑🌑🌔🌕 \n🌕🌕🌘🌑🌑🌑🌒🌕 \n🌕🌕🌘🌑🌑🌑🌓🌕 \n🌕🌕🌘🌑🌑🌑🌔🌕 \n🌕🌕🌘🌑🌑🌑🌒🌕 \n🌕🌕🌘🌑🌑🌑🌓🌕 \n🌕🌕🌘🌑🌑🌑🌔🌕 \n🌕🌕🌘🌑🌑🌑🌒🌕 \n🌕🌕🌘🌑🌑🌑🌒🌕 \n🌕🌕🌘🌑🌑🌑🌓🌕 \n🌕🌕🌘🌑🌑🌑🌔🌕 \n🌕🌕🌘🌑🌑🌑🌒🌕 \n🌕🌕🌘🌑🌑🌑🌒🌕 \n🌕🌕🌘🌑🌑🌑🌓🌕 \n🌕🌕🌘🌑🌑🌑🌔🌕 \n🌕🌕🌘🌑🌑🌑🌒🌕 \n🌕🌕🌘🌑🌑🌑🌓🌕 \n🌕🌕🌘🌑🌑🌑🌔🌕 \n🌕🌕🌘🌑🌑🌑🌓🌕 \n🌕🌕🌘🌑🌑🌑🌔🌕 \n🌕🌕🌘🌑🌑🌑🌒🌕 \n🌕🌕🌘🌑🌑🌑🌓🌕 \n🌕🌕🌘🌑🌑🌑🌔🌕 \n🌕🌕🌘🌔🍆🌑🌕🌕 \n🌕🌖🌒🌕🌗🌒🌕🌕 \n🌕🌗🌓🌕🌗🌓🌕🌕 \n🌕🌘🌔🌕🌗🌓🌕🌕 \n🌕🌕🛝🌕🌕🛝🌕🌕 |
| I usually get couple wraps, nuggets, fries on my visits. Shits bad for you but tasty |
| Nobody gives a fuwck |
| What calls do you have? QQQ gonna see 720 this week |
| Who is Impact? |
| lol 20% of the worlds lng is stuck rn. Farmers are making dramatic fertilizer cuts due to prices. Corn yields will be low, and total corn acreage was already dropping cuz it was going to Lima beans. |
| Snake man is back. SHOW YOURSELF |
| Everyone bearish lol. We’ve seen this so many times. Big drop but finishes green yawn |
| Asts |
| “rug pull these fucking idiots”\n\n“Too many bols making millions, it can’t last”\n\n“Memory stocks will crash this week”\n\n |
| Is it grippy |
| BRACE FOR FUCKING IMPACT |
| DRAM another $20 upwards pls |
| Probably |
| thats stupid 🤣👍👍👍👌 |
| Literally cannot go more tits up 🙌 |
| Lmao |
| Open the flippin casino |
| Lock my head under the blankets on a hot summers night and send me to the gulag |
| I think you're just old |
| You're telling me a 0.01 stock that has gone up to 0.10 in 1 day can still go to $1? damn i learn new thing |
| **the most important futures open of our lives.** |
| Intel has been the market leader in all kinds of areas for decades. They got complacent and paid profits back out to shareholders instead of reinvesting into research. They fixed that 2 years ago, so they're now relaunching to the front. \n\nI'd highly suggest you do more reading before trading stocks and trying to make half-baked valuations... |
| Do you have a link for that? |
| Spy 800 at open lmao bers |
| So I am not saying I have some crazy OTM KEEL June calls.\n\nBut there will be signs if they announce something realllllly good, tomorrow |
| Buy at ATL for once. |
| Asts calls |
| Is it just me or is everyone annoying lately |
| When is it? |
| What do you reckon it’ll go to? |
| Anyone been looking into GLW? |
| Very descriptive |
| No I’m being serious |
| She’s only wearing thigh highs and a baggy RKLB t shirt |
| feel my hug when I hold you |
| Smells like surströmming & durian in here. |
| 😂 |
| Great point |
| Let's see what futures say in 15 min. |
| Ooh yeah they did, lol |
| It’s looking bad |
| eww. my condolences! |
| Ah, you're just rage baiting, got it |
| Fellow Kansan! Woo! Rock Chalk. |
| Trump will say that Iran is begging for a deal and then the markers will pump another 2% Monday while they shoot ceasefire rockets |
| I want McDonald’s |
| 30 day deal does nothing to get physical oil in peoples hands. Takes 40 days just for the ships to sail from gc to USA |
| Call me crazy Warren buffet has calls in his personal brokerage account. Just isn’t publicly announced he’s a buyer. FOMO hits all levels not just us regards. |
| Did you try just grabbing her by the pussy, that's a chapter I think |
| Anything before a trillion is microcap and shouldn't be allowed on nasdass |
| Omfg you know those absolute heater farts where your stomach drops and it smells like a pigeon died in your ass and cooked for three days? 😩 Those are the best |
| Given your username, I guess not. |
| I just want to feel something. |
| Full ported into the two worst stocks at the start of the year (RDDT and NVDA) and sold the 2 best stocks (SNDK and GOOGL)… I hate my fat, chungus life |
| It's always ATH |
| One cannot call himself an investor with a timframe of one week. I get chasing short term gains, but bubble or not ... one week is never enough, I think Enron scam took longer to unfold. The environment though has some interesting red flags. The worst one is a possible suprise rate hike due to Oil shock going. |
| have you seen any real data suggesting it wont? |
| F McDonald's. All hail the King. |
| I just made everyone here margaritas and my father in law said\n\nThese sucks! \n\nMaybe I am more of a self proclaimed bartender! \n\nThey are at least strong |
| 10/10 when you look like that you can make 250k in a day |
| That's the thing |
| RKLB up on the big screen? Wooooof |
| ####👀 |
| Just placed my $45 CSP 33 DTE on DRAM. |
| Im sorry. Mine will be gone too |
| if you really follow the tape, you know these are the most relevant questions right now. Every escalation we go down and then furiously rally back. |
| In real life you’re correct. In the paper market tho your logic has flaws. Spy is ripping cuz of AI fomo and the supply chain backlog and those traders could give af about the oil price. Your thesis is right your play is wrong. You want something like XOP or BNO or USO or UCO calls |
| oh you didn't hear MU is going to double again? |
| there's never going to be another red day again!!! |
| Retard bot |
| Follow the trend, ride the wave |
| Why do I always buy at ATH |
| Every weekend the Bers show up only to be put back in the cage by Monday open |
| Good thing mine's dead I guess. Unless you're into that. |
| There is money to be made when things are inflating, and the market will remain better than cash until the next bubble bursts.\n\nIdk when that is. I dont short shit. But based on PE ratios, I am skeptical it can keep growing unless earnings consistently beat all year. |
| Walter Bloomberg: Iran drone strikes have been reported at MU headquarters |
| 20min until my life has meaning again! |
| Those who are holding puts don’t understand the trade. For those who are interested in understanding the trade I would suggest spending the rest of the evening reading the news related to Samsung. |
| i do love my false dichotomies |
| I feel numb to $10k swings in portfolio but if my paycheck is $100 short I start panicking |
| You understand that Intel is pumping for completely different reasons than CPUs? |
| Buner |
| Basically their model is to make money whenever people trade, whether you win or not they make their money. So a bull market where everybody trades is just the best market for them |
| BREAKING: US nuked Iran \nALSO BREAKING: SPY reaches new ATH of 1000 |
| You crazy bastards |
| Let's be real here. It's 100% |
| I need a 50x or i gotta sell my penis |
| Bet all the bears had this same energy last week when US and Iran started bombing each other in the Strait.\n\nHow’d that work out ? |
| Is this a competition with Wendy's? |
| Now what kind of dumb shit is this |
| Fuck there go my puts |
| Gonna eat French toast without the cream/milk and like 10 slices but with ketchup for dinner |
| We were definitely stockmaxxxing last week. Felt good bois.\n\nGonna be sad when it’s gone. |
| To the trash can 🗑️ |
| I was making too much profit so I sold AMD on Friday. Just didn't feel fair, like c'mon |
| Axios to the rescue \nBREAKING NEWS: PEACE DEAL IS IMMINENT |
| smash and grabbin uranium |
| They don't |
| Gonna be interesting with all the recent spending |
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| !banbet SPY 700 1W |
| 685 |
| Why so pessimistic |
| Cannot tell if this is a joke or not |
| Iran rejects deal, will be interesting what that would mean for 🌮 next steps, restart the war or continue negotiations |
| I don’t know how anyone at Robinhood approves of this in good conscience. Emphasis on the good conscience. |
| I dont understand what im doing wrong. \n\nI read art of the deal.\n\nI asked this chick if I could touch her boobies.\n\nShe said no, but I wanted her to say yes. the issue is I can bomb her untill she says yes.\n\nThat is the part of the deal im missing probally. |
| I'd sooner buy my own mucus |
| https://preview.redd.it/lf3uw3duqd0h1.png?width=368&format=png&auto=webp&s=7dd54eb7d49414b62ffdb27fc3fee6b45076163d\n\n |
| Nah I've been making plenty of money. I follow the pulse of the market but that doesn't mean I don't ask questions. But your questions to "eliminate bias" can basically be summed up with "Stonks always go up, nothing ever happens" |
| dont be silly. |
| Lol |
| then buy more puts ❤️ |
| Smells like ber piss in here, fake doomtalking |
| Ber or bul |
| fake gehey |
| That's their daily routine |
| 🥭 already cooking up a nefarious ceasefire agreement to keep the pump going |
| For me \n\n𝒪𝓅𝑒𝓃 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝒸𝒶𝓈𝒾𝓃𝑜 |
| Hi daddy, is that you? |
| There is a 99% chance the following phrases will be posted in the next 16 hours:\n\n"Market is rigged."\n\n"I went to bed we were down xxx%, woke up and we closed the gap and are up xxx%. Wtf."\n\n |
| Doesn't matter: if I buy puts, it goes up, if I buy calls, it goes down. |
| I will take 5, please |
| Not even an exaggeration.\n\n𝒪𝓅𝑒𝓃 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝒸𝒶𝓈𝒾𝓃𝑜 |
| AI slop |
| I think it could 2x from the hype but 10x is asylum level |
| Would be nice to jump into calls |
| Now, patiently wait for Axios' 3am breaking news Iran is ready to surrender and present the original The Dagger of Time to 🥭 when he arrives at the gate of the Palace of Azad. |
| Some serious gourmet shit |
| Do you think it’s weird that the CEO for NVDA and AMD are cousins? All due to family being in a concrete/cemenet business |
| 𝒪𝓅𝑒𝓃 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝒸𝒶𝓈𝒾𝓃𝑜 x2 |
| Still here. Shit is going to break eventually. Not sure how much longer they can keep wti under 130. Fertilizer, acid, helium shortages. It's not sustainable |
| I would love a pull back tomorrow, especially on NVDA and AAPL. Need an opportunity to get back in after I sold for profit last week. Not saying I want a ship to get hit or anything, but that would help my oil position and let me back in on the other stuff so... |
| checking my etfs and seeing if number is green or red |
| me???? |
| How we feeling about HIMS boys? |
| You buy calls before the news... |
| Bears gonna be shitting themselves and crying tomorrow morning |
| Huge dump…I have calls |
| If only I knew how |
| Feels like anything slightly related to AI or semi's will go up 1000000% just because |
| Everything is a bubble for people in cash |
| Better not be fromunda chee |
| Beautiful. |
| ofc 1st one 😂 |
| #𝒪𝓅𝑒𝓃 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝒸𝒶𝓈𝒾𝓃𝑜 |
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| Calls on Whonpers |
| Can’t wait to go down 0.5% tomorrow then up 1% both Tuesday and Wednesday. 🥭 infinite money glitch |
| I believe spy will slow grind up to 746! And that will be end of bull market! |
| Believe it or not, calls |
| I've used all of my Wawa points up, unfortunately, and that was when gas was still under $4. |
| Yea I have $75s for January in my tax sheltered right now I bought last week. I think most calls on this will pay off for the time being until things slow down across the chip / tech space. |
| idk about fomo, MU P/E is 35 |
| Let me guess \n Katy Perry\n |
| Futes rippin 🤌 |
| https://preview.redd.it/07y3p9edqd0h1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a0eeb43133424e34dc89414baa2241417592f092\n\n |
| That sounds bullish |
| What'd he say? |
| It's one big club and you're not in it! |
| Within risk tolerance |
| I remember just a few days ago people were saying the same thing about AMD. I think rn, the hysteria is actually high enough that Nvidia will actually pumps post earnings. The fact that historically that has been the case *most* of the time doesn't mean it happens everytime. |
| Oklo earnings? |
| All regards getting in ASTS making me worried ab my leaps |
| Literally destroyed………… |
| I don't think anybody would ever say no to a competent bartender |
| looks. $250k is like 1900's wealth. |
| BB $60 end of June 🚀 |
| Same, these massive profits are staying in my portfolio |
| Their timing is impeccable. Who’s ready to YOLO? |
| Bunch of bots here talking about how futes are up or down before 6:00 pm EST … lotta devs need to learn about server time vs local machine internal time for testing apparently lol |
| Fuck bers, get paid. |
| You're half right. Always calls. |
| For the bears -0,001% is a generational dip |
| Open the fuckin' casino you crazy bastards! Praise be to Allah. |
| https://simplywall.st/stocks/us/semiconductors/nasdaq-mram/everspin-technologies/news/everspin-technologies-mram-is-up-177-after-40m-navy-mram-sub |
| they need capacity until at least 2030 bozo |
| yeah, in fact it's underpriced. Same AMD. you think everyone gonna cancel chips & hbm orders with shortages to 2030? This is fundamentally different than RPOs, the chicken before the egg. |
| But I did not cry 🥀 |
| gonna write MRAM puts this week |
| He needs a dip so friends can buy calls ahead of China meeting. |
| Hawk Tuah dat ass |