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| More like $70 |
| Clavicular was mid jestergooning when a group of Foids came and spiked his Cortisol levels \n\nIs Ignoring the Foids while munting and mogging Moids more useful then SMV chadfishing in the club? |
| That is gross |
| I honestly have no idea which way it’s going. My plan is to see what direction it’s going and scalp that way. In and out in a few hours |
| Nobody has any good questions |
| and industry can't afford it to go up too much so stakeholders will sell it to keep it low. |
| The experience is just gross too. You're surrounded by other weird dudes ogling the same women. Even if the women were class I don't want to be around a bunch of other guys getting their rocks off. |
| Why so bearish |
| Not a nice thing to say about onlyfans employees |
| Bags got heavier |
| Watch first 30min, if drop go long at 7:35am. Get out before 11am. If up first 30min, go long again but have a hedge for downside, especially if fed or Trump talks. Be out by 11am. |
| In case you missed it, tv market analysts are blaming retail traders for the metals price irregularities and acting like we've caused all the market irregularities 😂 love it |
| I would love to try them\n\nAlways wanted to try acid and mushrooms, but I have kids so I am an alcoholic instead\n\nGreat kids by the way |
| RDDT getting cooked again this week fs |
| a lotta people don’t know this but amazon was named after jeff bezos’ sexual preferences |
| ASTS $110 by end of day and $120 by end of the week. Bet. |
| Technically this isn't a Screenshot so u dont have to sell. |
| #LOL at being uncircumcised. Good luck out there |
| why is total proceed and total cost basis is like 300k$ on my tax forms if all I had in my entire life was 10k balance. Is it because of options? |
| Congrats. You now own the company champ. |
| Trump Coin? |
| Hey /u/JustinKSU - I am a bot from /r/wallstreetbets. You submitted one or more banned tickers: DXYZ.\n\n We don't allow discussion of low market cap (less than 500mm) tickers to prevent pump & dump spam and scammers. |
| Rams fan and market ber located |
| Million Bear that you? |
| We don’t want stinky turtleneck |
| Are the other times your pants? |
| Capitalist economy. Our women likes everything 10% off. |
| How far in? |
| literally |
| people who watch mr beast games can vote btw |
| And this is why google will not buy Reddit for the foreseeable future. They can drive people to Reddit and harvest the resulting data, get a discount as Reddit benefits, but they couldn’t do that if they owned Reddit as it would be abuse of their search monopoly. |
| Im trying this tomorrow ong |
| The older you get, the lower your standards get\n\nFor example, when I was a teenager I would want to do nothing with the nerdy & goth girls\n\nNow that I'm older, they're the highlight of my weekend. \n\nThe thing is I'm hardly in touch with my social circles from school so the social stigmas & cliques just don't really matter anymore |
| I was about to bring out the same thing, lots Uber Eats delivers have been white guys / gals which concerns me a lot |
| This bloke needs lube to do it KWAB\n\nThe Big Lube industry holds amerifatties hostage |
| How come this sub never does AMAs. |
| Going later today |
| Satire, but so many noobs post similar drivel but are actually serious in WSB. Ofc that's what makes this sub what it is. |
| We shall see. |
| Swollen testes |
| Oh damn |
| Don't lie, we know you do |
| You already have a bet going - HIMS to 24.5 before 13-Feb-2026 02:40 PM -05 |
| They have it done before they can say no and spend their whole lives defending a barbaric practice because they can’t change it |
| Real brave |
| !banbet |
| You make me sad\n\nI also would not relieve my life again and I have a really good life |
| Stadium wide live trading. Discounted fees for only druing halftime. let's make it happen! |
| Tbh the real strategy is buy calls. The market only goes up. If it dips, buy calls bc it will V. If it rallies then buy calls because it will rally even harder. Do this every day. |
| We don’t like dick cheese |
| Yeah, I think their leadership is top tier. Unless there is a major shake up in leadership, I will probably stay long on these shares. |
| Cuz it looks better. I dont care if i lost sensitivity 8 inch BWC and women here find uncircumcised disgusting (i agree) |
| Sir, have you tried SLV 3x? |
| Why do Americans simply refuse to have foreskins? |
| He will die with a sex robot |
| not questioning you. can you give one example? i know the gay bears ones are good. |
| If you read the news you’re misinformed \n\nIf you don’t read the news you’re uninformed |
| Good enough to picture, good enough to sell. Am I right? |
| If they take crypto, wouldn't they take the crypto then automatically sell it for their currency since they are running a business and not investing in Bitcoin\n\nI would assume then that would be a wash |
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| Bro definitely trades |
| What’s up with all the GOOG talk. Did something happen? |
| I am at peace with being fat. |
| https://preview.redd.it/nos5umhijcig1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=21589ac6bd85fd1dc9ce0b79da51a4132f2ec9e2\n\nFinal. We will see what tomorrow brings |
| I’m usually an all in on one ticket kinda guy, but this weekend I’m holding gold, stocks, options, crypto, and predictions. Feels good knowing I’m so over leveraged in all of them that only one needs to go down to blow up my portfolio |
| What is ROW? |
| Im seeing alotnof people say it will dump Tuesday-Thursday. There's a lot of economic data coming out next week so it's anyone's guess. |
| I’m selling my calls as soon as it hits 90 lol |
| QQQ is still in a downtrend. Funds are offloading their tech positions and rotating. Friday was just a dead cat bounce. |
| Avoiding girl |
| https://preview.redd.it/ewqip71ejcig1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=ff29556e68b523ce54bcbcf4db39d2e03d40fa2f\n\nThird |
| Helichopters are cool tho |
| What if instead of bad bunny they just showed futes the whole time |
| Yeah. They’re filled with tasty cyanide. |
| Better chance of winning Mr Beast games than this market |
| https://preview.redd.it/8g339rqcjcig1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=2f4b01307f80225b70e76b71a84c554a1839fbad |
| HOOD $125 in 10 trading days. |
| Bizarrely wise |
| They performed well enough lately, stable (no elections until end of 2027), and the big ones (France, Germany, UK) are one bad week away from political collapse. |
| Life savings on patriots this hits fr fr |
| Let my son put $5 on the Pats. I get 60% bookie fee of course. |
| Agreed and everyone knows it. Their stupid ear buds won't save them, that's for sure. |
| I did back today and am pooping rn |
| I got through grad school by splitting the “family meal” with my roommate. |
| Not today, but most days |
| It’s my off day |
| Or rate cuts |
| They're telling me that you're a fed and you can't make me take my meds if I don't want to |
| People going to rotate out of crypto and metals and into the regular stock market next week and also anyone left employed will use their bonus money and then tax returns to add to the market in the next few weeks!! |
| Better than watching your wife's boyfriend |
| Maybe mango man will do some crazy shit during the superbowl knowing most people wouldn’t notice |
| To not move and watch myself lose more money |
| Every time Matt Hoffman is mentioned anywhere near Google execs. Or, you can see it in the API fee that Google pays, which is not even remotely close to what Reddit "demanded". |
| https://preview.redd.it/c3c7kbl6jcig1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=dbaf36d89c3f65c07f74dba2405ee8ee3cfe4151\n\nSecond play |
| Why did you skip the gym today |
| https://preview.redd.it/mmsvd9y4jcig1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=3c7b92754d8dafbace4bfe5fb9cb8f97f8379530 |
| Meaningless til like 4am anyway |
| Well they put my fingerprint drawings on the fridge so.... |
| I mean, you could do that or spend hours doing research, analysing markets, studying economic patterns... the end result will be the same. |
| That makes too much sense |
| I bought $100 dressers in my 20s! 15 years later we are replacing it now that we are no longer poor!\n\nPeople want change faster than good furniture lasts |
| Im glad the dumps over. Everyone’s buying I know my calls gonna print tomorrow. Bet |
| Ber has small pepe but rock hard erections\n\nBol has big pepe but takes viagra |
| Honestly as much as I like OpenAI and ChatGPT, they just don't have enough money to compete with the big boys like Google\n\nThis is like Netscape vs. Microsoft Internet Explorer back in the 1990s |
| https://preview.redd.it/y1or4ri2jcig1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=bc724f8359b3de5eb79d87e7e8ba5916aa0b3967\n\nFirst play |
| When the Mayan calendar expired in 2012 I was really hoping it would happen, I've been living 14 years later in disappointment |
| Fake too |
| https://preview.redd.it/77qblr61jcig1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=95b53504ce9ff0e5d43672fbd493028e59518fe0 |
| Wheres the charts? |
| I heard this. I have a dresser that I've had since I was a kid. It has one broken drawer that doesnt open. Thats okay because I dont use it much anyways. My girlfriend has to have new stuff every month. It seems wasteful to me but if she's happy then I get laid so whatever. |
| What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, February 09, 2026? |
| The real move is Melania Coin |
| futes gon be ghey you heard it here first 😇 |
| i got a smile that could light up the whole psych ward |
| All I want now is to go back to where I was two weeks ago… fuck this schizo market |
| 40 mins until the greatest event tonight, futures |
| I stick a finger in to test temperature |
| ...which is roughly 0.00000001% of the API fee. Lol. Again, Google execs hate Matt Hoffman. They bent him over a barrel. |
| And then you go on Reddit to post about your Discord server and future rug pull crypto project |
| Drake Maye just moved up to a starting position on the Reggie Cleveland All-Stars |
| I feel like RDDT is gona have a good day tomorrow. DD: trust me bro |
| Because they don’t exist bro stop it |
| **Ban Bet Created:** **/u/Gas_No** bet **ASTS** goes from **102.77** to **115.0** before **09-Feb-2026 05:20 PM EST**\n\nTheir record is 0 wins and 0 losses.\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| !banbet ASTS $115 1D |
| I guess the grey area will never go away, the law suit only apply to big names |
| I know exactly what you’re talking about. Used to work with a guy who only ever used the biggest most headache inducing colours to colour the most pointless stuff that should have been filters..\n\nDrove me mad |
| My parlays hit on the puppy bowl🤪 |
| It should be like with the Vatican where they release different color smoke to indicate when the pope transferred into his new host body. |
| "Young ladies, young ladies, I like 'em underage, see, some say that's statutory, but I say it's mandatory" - Kid Rock |
| RDDT LEAPS |
| Last I read, strip clubs are ghost towns right now. |
| spends all weekend getting plays off WSB |
| Sell everything it's over |
| I hate it when shit goes sideways though |
| Why would I talk to my wife and my friends during the game when I have you all right here. Fellow brainiacs |
| ROFL you’re trying way too hard buddy, I have a checkerboard with high beta stocks, the mag 7, and the indices each in a square. Every morning I dump corn on it, the first square my chickens uncover gets a full port 9:30 on the dot \n\nGet \n\nOn \n\nMy\n\nLevel |
| Shares? |
| Click their profile. Or don’t. You were warned |
| If 1 minute candle green, buy. If 1 minute candle red, short. It's that easy. Just do it very quickly. I dont see how this is so complicated for anyone |
| Thats one of those times you call those shit scooper services |
| Don't forget the hot sauce. \n\n |
| Tomorrow is going to be green in my portfolio because if it isn't, someone will have to suffer |
| Open the casino, the bols are ready to break out |
| One last massive SLV dump will come soon |
| Yes. Surgeon in the locker room |
| I noticed that too! And honestly I am on board with it! When my wife is mad at me, I can just go to the closet! Maybe even a threesome! |
| It’s Sunday night. If you traced every single Sunday night chart on top of each other it would draw the same dogshit pattern every time. |
| may be the first time in human history where if a giant asteroid was hurdling towards earth most people would be happy about it |
| Facts! 75% of the time they serve you reheated wings |
| I'm going to have a whole ass mountain of dog shit to scoop once the snow melts. |
| This guys fucks |
| If you have a buffalo wings and rings. Those are superior to all.....but I think they drove the company into the ground. |
| I need another man whom I never met to tell me how soft and beta it is to watch other men play a sport |
| Is that NE coach really going to cut off his dick if they lose? ✂️🍆🏈 |
| I'm gonna make sure i'm cremated so this can't happen |
| Talks with China going well! |
| Hey there I’m bot, are you? |
| Antitrust |
| I feel the vibe. And then inverse that. |
| Having a 401k and being in this sub is just waving the “I don’t believe in my self” flag. |
| Tldw? |
| >Works 10% of the time The other 90% is just “market manipulation”\n\nModern WSB in a nutshell. Deep, with layers. \n\n\n\nWell done. |
| "If you don't let me go to swinger parties we are getting divorced." |
| Never better! You?! |
| A 401k is literally admitting you can’t beat the market. Calling someone poor who doesn’t need a 401k is completely backwards, but on par for someone who thinks they’re a good idea |
| Will keep my eye out, appreciate the rec. |
| I want one that will not offer advice unsolicited. 🙂 \n\n |
| He liked you when you were 10 too apparently... |
| lol, the irony |
| You are saying that a 24/7 traded asset is being "MaNiPuLaTeD fOr ReTaiL" over the weekend to create a fake rally for Monday? Why the weekend? Why not a working day when retail has less time to trade? |
| I went to a new place. Called WNB. Wings and Burgers. Great little in the shopping center kind of place. Great prices and the food quality was fantastic. Its a franchise and if you get a chance check it out. And you are correct that Buffalo Wild Wings sucks ass. \n\n |
| This is the first time I've heard of a 1 minute orb strategy. Sounds fun! |
| No I want to buy some |
| Like these crazy people that turn their excel sheets into rainbow lol |
| 🌽 looking a bit yippy |
| Why specifically goog |
| perfect |
| I’m not saying you are lying but where is any proof of this? |
| Or a dog, kids, drunk friends |
| I thought poor people use drip coffee\n\nAlso I will probably switch back to that anyway! |
| I don't read shit either and im poor as fuck, worse than before |
| I too gamble my entire net worth every single day based on vibes and the opinions of autistic neckbeard terminally online gambling addicts |
| Wow.. What was the IV on these .. |
| Kind of yes |
| Hmm. They are valued at approximately 350B or 10 times what Reddit currently is, would be funny if they just bought Reddit. |
| Life would be so much more fun if futures came in more color than just red and green. We could have blue stripes if there is a major FED decision, or orange dots if Trump tweeted something disturbing, or skulls and bones if we entered a trade war. |
| Not mine ill be dust |
| Not mine . Imma make sure I poo them all out |
| Buffalo Wild Wings is ass. highly priced dogfood. Would way rather wait on the stoners at Wingstop to get around to putting out 8 wings/hr than eat BWW. |
| Im getting my robot with sweeny tits |
| Eventually it won’t matter, who knows when. If you try to buys physical silver or kind of know the market to compare how it used to be you’ll see there’s a huge disconnect between real silver and shares. I think there’s only one oz in the comex for every ~320oz “available” as futes |
| "I thought you said she was a 'spark plug'?"\n\n"Butt plug, Ted. Butt plug. She's heinous. Forget about her." |
| lol |
| In a very direct and ecological sense, the trillions of bacteria in your gut live on after you die and become part of your biological legacy. |
| $SRXH likely.. |
| Bearish and ghey in here |
| Or a cat |
| I mail ordered my bride, same catalog I got my curtains from in Thailand |
| Why that europe spread in particular? I get poland but the rest are a weird mix. |
| I feel attacked |
| The only way the market will go tomorrow is right!! Unless you have an upside down monitor!! |
| pre fuckin futes pre fuckin futin, right on pre fuckin schedule |
| I'm a robotoid human and I get on just fine |
| Does that mean we don’t have to plan for retirement? |
| He can't afford calls so he's buying puts. Simple as that |
| RDDT is a shit stock, exclusively for morons |
| In a highly competitive field you dont want a competitor having a leg up on you. And no they don’t have the data of tomorrow and this anthropic lawsuit will set a precedent. They won’t be able to use it and if caught stealing they will get sued just like anthropic. |
| I used like Kid Rock when I was 10...\n\n\n(Silicon Valley opening scene with Kid Rock is classic) |
| What’s up with you and sex robots bro? |
| Me too |
| Ive seen worse advice here |
| Probably, am selling MSTR tonight. But I also think, too many people went short at bottom and will likely be squeezed a bit more |
| You can only lose 100% but the reward is uncapped, never quit and continue the grind kings 🤴 |
| “The ChatGPT moment for physical AI is here - when sex roblts begin to understand, reason and act in the real world….The next wave of AI is physical AI.”\n\n*Jensen Huang, Nvidia CEO, CES 2026* |
| I feel that, after a year of job hunting that shit changed me |
| My strategy as well |
| Calls on $DKNG it is. |
| Bro, someone had to tell you:\n\n \nYOU WILL DIE ALONE |
| Youd think thats how it works, then you get a wife |
| So many Canadians are tuning into Super 🥣. Elbows down |
| Futes |
| do it, i built a home gym in my garage and it was the best thing i have ever done |
| For no money in the world would i want to relive my life again. Pure agony. Any kid will have it either slightly better (still awful) or beyond nightmarishly agonizing. |
| **Ban Bet Created:** **/u/Competitive_War5658** bet **AAPL** goes from **277.24** to **270.0** before **09-Feb-2026 05:10 PM EST**\n\nTheir record is 0 wins and 0 losses.\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| Everybody was downgrade them cuz of AI I think one of the best things about Reddit is it actually doesn't need AI |
| !banbet aapl $270 1D |
| Yes, and when Joe Rogan died. RIP |
| Sue you so you have to exclude the data to train further LLM (even exclude them in current launched LLM) |
| I don’t get why people have crappy furniture, you buy it once and it lasts 30 years |
| And so Bunny \n\nSeahawks vs Patriots and bad Bunny in the middle and you wonder why ROW laughs its ass off at you. |
| Wait 80k on PayPal!! |
| Open the casino!! Need to make more regarded trades |
| Humanoid robots are a meme. |
| metals gonna go to shit\n\nupwards or downwards or both |
| Wanted something in Asia, it performed well recently, and it is generally a stable country so no revolution/anarchy/madmax bullshit. |
| No one but you spoke of ethics.\n\n\nI'm keeping it simple.\n\n\nPuts. |
| Gotcha.thanks! |
| If they take away my biscuits and gravy, I don’t want to survive. |
| And only up 2%...yikes. |
| Sorry lil bro I need to break even |
| Just luck. Now I need it one for one more day |
| The argument I guess is around you are not “allowed” to use the data for your produce unless you have legal permission, more like a license to use Reddit data in LLM legally. I guess this is what Reddit wanna archive in a long run.\n\nSo even you have downloaded the data once, you can’t use them in LLM unless you renew the license. |
| Commit uninstall bot. |
| Yes. But the 16000 I currently have that I've built up this week is gone as well |
| thanks for the update. shorting |
| Hungover sweaty nerds acting like they're working |
| feeling cute, might buy a squat rack for *THE WORK* 🫴 |
| some of you have sex and it shows |
| Reject modernity embrace monke |
| The Superb Owl will swoop down and grab bunny off the stage.. |
| Still holding from the almighty car crash of the last 10 days. I see it going back to $90 this week but if it will broach $100 without dropping below $70 again first is anyone’s guess |
| Why? What’s happening? |
| Sometimes monkey needs to wait decades for the line to go back to where it was |
| **Ban Bet Created:** **/u/OdendjaOmen** bet **MU** goes from **394.42** to **500.0** before **15-Mar-2026 05:07 PM EST**\n\nTheir record is 0 wins and 0 losses.\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| With boomer high dividend stocks absolutely crushing qqq, i'd be genuinely concerned. Institutions are going fully risk off. |
| * Great earnings\n* Opens +7% but ends -7%\n* SPY +1.9%\n\nWhat is this stock?\n\n>!RDDT!< |
| !banbet mu $500 35D |
| You could sell handies $10 a pop to recover it |
| How do you do fellow organic human |
| Thugnificent |
| I heard 2pac said he couldn't make it |
| I guess the deal is to allow them to use “your” (our) data to build LLM not just have access to the data and dump everything in hard drive for good. |
| Why are you guys surprised BTC is up on the biggest gambling day of the year? A lot of offshore books take crypto. Probably will dump Monday when people cash their bets. |
| 👍🏻☝🏻 |
| GluckGluck3000 AI sexbots will be the downfall of humanity as there will be no reproduction and humanity will go extinct |
| >50 companies are racing to build humanoid robots, although not all of them are sex robots and are focused on industrial use cases\n\nShipments are expected to increase from 20k in 2025 to 10m in 2035 where the mix of sex robots expected to increase vs. industrial robots |
| what did we ever do to you? |
| Any advice for a noon? |
| This would make more sense if Google wasnt the biggest driver of users to Reddit…. Think about it 3 quarters ago Google had a search “algorithm change” and Reddit users went down. When this was reported the stock price tanked as well as their DAUs briefly. \n\nUsers are far more important than what they charge Google. If they raised the price to Google 10 times it would still be 1/4 of their revenue. And then say Google doesn’t prioritize traffic to Reddit and their DAUs drop this would hurt thier bottom line. It’s a mutual relationship that’s beneficial to both parties involved and there is no need to charge the company any more money as long as they are sending users your way. \n\nNow imo it’s important to have some kind of deal with them to prove the data is valuable and in the case of the lawsuit from my understanding it’s a suit for unfair competition because other companies are paying for it and they are not. |
| I should stop sports betting and go back to 0DTE |
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| Seems like every day or two it’s someone else on here that’s about to throw the rope over the door frame cause they lost everything doing it. Then… once in a while… I see someone that cracks $500,000 with a few grand bet on the call or whatever it is to do that |
| Your aggression is what got you that 29% tho. Congrats! |
| RDDT |
| Whichever way futes opens, the market opens the opposite |
| Most of you will not survive the coming depopulation events. |
| I'm about to put my thing down, flip it and reverse it |
| My delusional mother thinks I should have kids. Somehow she does not understand how I am a 37 year old virgin |
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| There you are. Leave me out of your gambling addiction |
| Gonna be a massive shit show at work tomorrow. I'll be watching the market and playing balatro |
| That was pre-cracker barrel CEO taco bell, when food was actually tasty. |
| Their age group is one that had m has been specially targeted by corporations since they we children and by politicians since they could vote. \n\nThey aren't the dominant generation for population, but they have something like 53% of the wealth in the US |
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| Imagine thinking that Kid Rock is a RockStar in 2026 |
| !banbet APLD 39 2D |
| !banbet mstr $150 4D |
| Wallstreet isn't some ethical playground, you making money by predicting the next move, not what's right |
| true but you also did some real big dumb fuck options plays that did work |
| Quad god about fell on his ass twice |
| GOOG |
| Ouchie |
| Now they call you the invisible spore, laugh is on them |
| casino being open 8-22 in europe is really detrimental to my mental health |
| Do you guys shower together as well? |
| Don’t care about Super Bowl, I’m waiting for the market open tonight. |
| Sometimes I shit in a toilet |
| Goldman's head of precious metals also said that China was not the one pushing gold prices because they report only a few tons. Bunch of morons taking for granted what the CCP says. All their analyses must be completely fucked |
| It's getting too mainstream. Surely just buying at the low point of probably 30k in october won't be enough to make a lot of money that easily? |
| Good perspective! |
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| Very true. I guess chaging to a structured, and licensed method gives grounds to standards that they would define illegal methods more clearly. Therefore, allowing for better lawsuits. Right? |
| Hopium |
| Bring qualudes back |
| HIMStards still gonna be talking about how their one commercial is gonna save their bags today tomorrow and next week lmao |
| > So, we tried this in 2025 and the index returned 76%.\n\nWas 2025 first year you've done this or? Id like to see stats for more then 1 year. |
| https://preview.redd.it/ootiofvxfcig1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e6d95240f55ea7a1f3b34927c1ffa385eefbcf8b |
| Pats covering 4.5 is free money imo |
| While we are waiting PM me if you are interested in hide the salami |
| In college, the girls used to call me shriveled mushroom 🍄 |
| https://preview.redd.it/v10rcdhwfcig1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bd0ea6e584080cca0e5eacbf13f02ffdb4229def |
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| the hatewatchers ratings should count double |
| FBI RIGHT HERE |
| Ber love having the pinkeye 😮💨👌\n\nSeahawks -13 |
| Per my trading rules, I bought 30/90 DTE SPY & WIM long puts in early Jan 2026. I had 45 contracts of different SPY strikes going into the unexpected downmove. At the lowest levels, the IWM was up $2.5K and SPY was up $4K. This is a lesson to all that nobody should trade without some protection/hedge in place. |
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| More excited for futes to open or super bowl commercials. The Jurassic Park one was great |
| Grab the coochie and hide the salami |
| I sure hope so. |
| This game is not for everyone. Some of you trying to trade your way out of poverty |
| That’s either brilliant or insane. Either way, well done. |
| You're right! There sure seems to be a lot of bots here haha — I'm not one of them I promise! |
| Never thought I’d be betting on what commercials will be playing at a game I don’t care yet here we are…. |
| Dow up a further 3% by friday. Spy flat. |
| **Ban Bet Created:** **/u/FialaIsMyDad** bet **RKLB** goes from **73.17** to **85.0** before **10-Feb-2026 05:02 PM EST**\n\nTheir record is 1 wins and 4 losses.\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| !banbet rklb $85 2D |
| It is now time to crouch the tiger and hide the dragon. 🐉 |
| API access is just the legal way to scrap data, you can still use crawlers to steal data from any website |
| Data licensing is a new business, let’s wait for a while for it to settle |
| Can’t wait for the Super Bowl to start. And by Super Bowl I mean fyutes. |
| Cri |
| 🫵🤡 |
| #We should have a bulls vs bears football match where winner takes it all. If bulls win SPY gaps up to $1000, if bears win it gaps down to $500. LMAO🤌 |
| MSFT, pls pump tomorrow 🥺 |
| Never 0% and never 100%, 2% maybe |
| Do not EAT the ass, folks 😒 \n\n\nSeahawks -7 |
| Guys, which gambling site has a prop bet for a live nude streaker at the Super Bowl? (It’s me, I’m the streaker) |
| AI scraping AI bot posts on reddit to learn to be human |
| You cant loose. Yolo on your next trade. |
| 🤣🤣🤣🤣 |
| Damn that terrible |
| You are retarded, ok? |
| I sware they only care about boomers like they already lived their lives younger generations need to stop supporting them imo |
| Calls on towels |
| Feeling bullish on BULL. I’ll buy so it drops another 50% |
| Congratulations we’ve almost made it through the weekend without full scale war in the Middle East, futures should open green, but because this is what you want it will open red |
| Don’t care about what language anyone sings at but man Bad Bunny is just so bad. |
| silver anyone? |
| Dude literally nobody gives a shit about this Super Bowl. |
| Hopefully futes are green so u can afford another towel |
| I understood that reference |
| Bunch of racist stupid shit. |
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| Lol |
| I only weigh 375 idk what the big deal is |
| Is it 8 yet? |
| Brazil. Bunch of commodities, gold silver and timber, trades with both the US and China, and in his last term Bolsonaro left half of the Amazon burnt off for cheap soy/beef. |
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| Reddit is a shithole for propaganda |
| !banbet QQQ 618 1d |
| Puts tomorrow |
| Futes Orange |
| Jesus that one seems incredible. |
| I just want to hit on my squares so my manager will have to pay me $400 |
| Now those tables are so rigged it doesn’t even matter. No one has more ai data than Vegas imo, they know EVERYTHING |
| there should be a betting market on what the rage tweets will be |
| That could potentially be true if there weren't so many damn pumpers in here trying to convince the masses that calls are the damn play.\n\n\nPuts for the people. |
| Usually u trade first and DD later. Never the other way around |
| Futes blood green |
| no I mean for a month or 2 before black friday, they will hire, train, consume then fire them jan following year |
| 0% |
| username does not check out |
| Same thing I always do \n\nBTFD |
| Isn’t every week? |
| It is human nature to want to bang things.. |
| How much monies will that give me |
| RDDT has no performance advertising capabilities and is a data selling play. Hard pass. |
| RDDT calls |
| Timing the market is a high beta strategy. If it works you win big, if it doesn't you lose big. Wether it works or not is pure luck. Last 3 months? Would have worked like a charm. |
| Futes red |
| G |
| To train on the initial decades large corpus of the platform. |
| Except Comex will run out of silver after March at that rate and China's SHFE has 6 days left of bullion at that rate too. |
| SNOW calls |
| I cannot wait for all of the crypto Super Bowl ads that were bought before the dip |
| Seeing so many bullish RDDT posts. Feels coordinated\n\nRDDT couldn’t hold it’s earnings gains. I’m considering puts |
| https://www.nbcnews.com/world/japan/japans-sanae-takaichi-wins-landslide-snap-election-exit-polls-project-rcna257887\n\nReally interested to see how this plays out when Japan's market opens. See what their bonds do. \n\nWe really won't know the real reaction from crypto until tomorrow. Her citizens are happy but the bond market and BoJ have hated her since she first got in.\n\nNow she has a super majority |
| crm |
| Im only watching the Superbowl for Bunny to anger 🥭 small hands will rage tweet all night long. More than a usual night |
| My roommate moved our post shower towel outta the bathroom into his bedroom.\n\nIt’s so awkward having to run butt ass naked to his room.\n\nTf he moving the community towel for? |
| My parlay for tonight \nSeahawk W >4.5\nKWIII receiving yards>30\nKYIII rushingbyards>30\nDemarcus Lawrence sack >.5 |
| r/piracy |
| The first wave of AI was Generative – creating content and chatbots. \n\nThe next is Physical AI – systems that interact with, manipulate and operate in the real world. \n\nThis shift from digital intelligence to embodied systems is being driven by AI breakthroughs, falling hardware costs, structural labour shortages, and most importantly **sex robots**. |
| With that logic then why have the deal with reddit in first place? |
| Noooooooooooo \n\n\nNoooooooooooo \n\n\nI will be hung 😔 |
| I have a bunny at home and it’s bad enough. That’s my Super Bowl |
| With no tattoos |
| Seemed pretty obvious once they started paying for the data/licensing from Reddit, why wouldn’t they want to drive traffic to it? More data |
| It's called living in a first world country, unlike the US |
| What are the odds that Goog hits 1,000 by the end of the year? 🤔 |
 reuters.com www.reuters.com |
| OP- the market is fake, corn is fake, trust me bro, sell pltr so I can offload my massive bags. |
| My moves? Will just chill and see my calls make money. And laugh how 🌈 bers lose money. |
| So we just ignore another margin hike on friday? |
| Which company will report higher CAPEX cause they spent a ridiculous amount of money for their Super Bowl ads |
| Google 340 calls |
| Breaking: Trump signs executive order to publicly hang put buyers. |
| Nikkei futures |
| My keen trading abilities netted me 29 percent return last year. Beat the s&p and nasdaq. I would have done way better but I made some real big dumb fuck options plays that didn't work. |
| Im so broke I genuinely do not have enough money to last the rest of the month let alone next month |
| Invest in good companies. If you do that this won’t be a problem.. at least not a long term problem anyway. Good companies will bounce back. If you can’t afford shares trade long dated options and gradually transition.. it can all be so simple if you let it |
| I bet a lot of you guys have no choice but to let your wife get groped by other dudes at parties. |
| Apparently mundane things that my mother in law is disappointed about |
| Bears are fucked! |
| Yea but I bet they are expensive af |
| I used to think it was Chan |
| Dow and vxus maybe. |
| Microsoft. |
| It would be hilarious is Vrebel wins a Super Bowl the year that Bill gets the HOF snub 🤌 |
| Is that not obvious? |
| You have puts probably |
| No one likes us, we don’t care. |
| Eventually it will stop chaffing. Keep going bud. |
| Another classic Puppy Bowl in the books. |
| Someone needs to write them 🤷♂️ |
| Oh he's lurking, there's no way in hell he actually believes the shit coming out of his mouth. |
| Qqq down 3% by Friday. So $590. |
| Bruh |
| PATH |
| My dick is tired after 12 hours of gooning. I can't wait to gamble away my savings this week like I did last week lol |
| Yep |
| Downies? |
| Should’ve been called Alright Bowl. Enjoy the hours of commercials and 11 minutes of total actual game time 😂 |
| once reddit gets their only fans subscription thing going on its really going to pump |
| Same. This doesn't bode well for you. |
| There’s no way Robert Kraft can satisfy Dana |
| When I started hearing Epstein and pedo coin, I knew it was the bottom. |
| Down |
| Buying calls into Wednesday and puts into Friday |
| Why? |
| America has the Quad God. |
| We all know someone like this. |
| Didn’t Google just report? I thought their shares where coming down |
| I wouldn’t say she had a good run bro, she took a helichopter |
| You upset the many active liberal purple hairs on Reddit. You should be more careful as they've captured Reddit, Wikipedia, and other institutions like academia:\n\nhttps://x.com/i/status/2011135036209447282 |
| "The more things change, the more they stay the same" \n\- Jean-Baptiste Alphonse Karr |
| It’ll be flat |
| GOOG calls will print |
| Reddit, hood and Amazon leaps |
| Have OP’s beer goggles been controlled for? |
| Do they have options? Asking for a friend. |
| Maybe if they made good games the atock would go up |
| Do we agree that, pump on NVDA was because of the huge Capex numbers from mag7 |
| Desperate to offload my $130 bags |
| It's a joke, remember? |
| 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 |
| 🤣 |
| Advancement in ai/robotics/ev’s/energy storage require widespread adoption of high efficient solid state batteries which require loads of silver |
| The guy is known for literally asking for allegiance to his nominates. Since his first term |
| why? |
| 1.48 but I finally got sick of it and sold at a 70% loss after several years. After enough time and more dilution announcements I was like alright fuck this stock I’m done watching it tick down even further every few months. |
| Nah, Eagles fans. Actually just Philadelphia fans. |
| Nah not worried about tomorrow super BOWL TODAY 🏈🏈🏈 |
| If you match up timing and stuff regarding the roll out of the new Fed pick.. You can clearly see that the market started selling off 15-30 minutes after the announcement.\n\nNot very like algo's to be late to the selling party. The selloff last week was about something else. |
| you're rich, some people have no job |
| Reddit has so many bots that people are leaving this website in mass, as in like real users. Account sign ups and traffic mean nothing when people realize it’s fake. |
| You think Google doesn’t have that info already? |
| They’re under a 25 forward PE. They’re gambling on copilot with higher costs, but their revenue is up. Losing market share to google might be their biggest issue |
| People need to buy the games if you want the stock to go up but the games suck. |
| Lfg! |
| One of us |
| Just put the files in the bag bro |
| It’s named the pigskin because that is what the nutsack of the center feels like resting on the hand of the QB. The more you know. |
| Seahawks fans are the fucking worst |
| JIMMY |
| "Some at dinner with Donald last night were concerned about dementia. tons of makeup. did not recognize old friends." - Epstein, 2017 |
| you should have to throw a football in a spiral before you get approved for option trading \n\nthis would solve many issues |
| Imagine the smell 😂😂 |
| 13 seconds is twice as long as I usually last |
| cuz news, topic changes, technological advancements with new clear info and discussions? just cause you trained your model once today doesn’t cover for everything new thats available from tomorrow |
| Silver |
| Who hates the hawks |
| Isn’t amc currently at 1.49? |
| Boo the man 😒 |
| May as well hedge and put $500 on Pats ML. There are promos that will get you +300 easy, +400 on Fanatics |
| Usually I can inverse the wsb thread but I can't tell! |
| All good my guy I read it as 4.04 I think |
| Japan got robbed in the team figure skating, the Americans were bobbling their shit left and right. |
| Crown this man 👑 |
| We up or down tomorrow? |
| Just look it up |
| Guys in the files |
| 4,04 dollars\n\nP.s I just realised it technically shows error 404 |
| My risk management needs a proper risk management team lmao |
| Wow I’ve never seen so many upvotes on a daily discussion thread comment |
| I’ll stop buying bitcoin when crime and tax evasion has been eradicated from this planet |
| i got googl calls that expire next month hopefully my shieeet prints fellow tards please bestow upon me thy prayer circle |
| You good 👍 |
| Silver will be fine. By hammering the short billionaire, China just showed that they're fine with high prices. Probably the only way to push miners to explore and find more viable deposits for the future of their EV and solar industry. Also removing all remaining Comex credibility when they will have to settle in cash in March. |
| Because you bought puts |
| I'm pretty sure the Seahawks are my most hated team in the NFC and I know that the Patriots are my most hated team in the AFC.\n\nThis should be a really fun game. |
| We’re full stay out |
| all I need for my $1k parlay to hit is the Seahawks to win and I get $3k orrrr I can cash out early for $2k |
| Then don’t post anything identifying. Not sure what that has to do with seeing post history. |
| It’s brings a tear to my eye to see this after our last week |
| When futes? |
| You cooked |
| Why tho |
| It’ll likely get bought. |
| 🌽 has to retest 60k or I’m cooked |
| Florida in the winter rocks. \n\n\nGoing back to Key West in a couple weeks |
| Soft taco. Moist meat |
| beef tacos hold the bones please |
| Ya 5% spy gains . |
| Selling covered calls should be considered treason. Only buy calls. |
| luckily i already full ported on the patriots so i wont have anything left for monday |
| I went down 90% on my gambling full calls port last week lmao\n\ntbf it was the first time I tried something "new", literally on Monday\n\nI went completely out of my risk management and then ofc I got destroyed by tech collapse, it was also unlucky\n\nthe good news is I didn't buy weeklies so there is a bit of hope it recovers |
| Up bigly wiggly |
| So they finished selling, now buy calls |
| Keep sitting on this fat stack of NBIS |
| Hoping to recover some of my $50k loss from last week. Double regarded |
| The new thread being opened is the most exciting thing thats happened all weekend tbh |
| He wants to be poor |
| Fucking AMC for me. Thanks for continuing to dilute, assholes. |
| Dude get some friends in Silicon Valley. This is clearly true and also won't impact the stock price because already done. Not even the RDDT CEO is bullish on RDDT launching due to this. |
| If the Seahawks win SPY to 0 |
| That could be problematic for me. |
| However much money you can take out of your mom's purse without her noticing |
| You are gay |
| Buy and hold is fucking gay |
| Beats the sideways lil’ moving price weeks fo’ sure |
| Why |
| Hopefully by end of week |
| It was a awful run. Only 13 seconds. \n\n\nKidding, yes I would have wanted to go out fighting too. |
| Enjoy your travels |
| Almost guaranteed. The lack of positive catalysts hasn’t changed. Most likely short covering |
| This week will be a wild one again |
| I put in a limit buy for 1000 BTC at $1. |
| Like your mentor Epstein said huh? You just feel it! |
| SLV up or down in a couple hours time? |
| wen stonk down I buy calls, wen up I buy more calls\n\nonly buy never sell calls, get margin if needed\n\nthis is gambling advice |
| I hate reading long, gay ass DD. I just trade on vibes 💅💅 |
| I tried that last week and lost 75k 😞 |
| I'm pretty sure the bears won on this one you big dummy |
| They’ll beat just a matter of guidance |
| Reddit is just richly valued and no one knows where it should be |
| For a second thought you were pumping some Roblox 1T hopium🥲 |
| It’s worth lotto otm calls - earnings ah Tuesday |
| I swear "buy and hold" must be the most regarded strategy, no wonder it's retail favourite\n\njust sell before stock goes down and full port before it goes up, is it that hard?\n\nare people stupid??? |
| when are they not |
| Because a post I made got like 20K+ upvotes.\n\nSo what?\n\nYou invested in it and you don’t even know how this place works?\n\nFucking retard. 🫵🤡 |
| My move is to do the same as I lose the money I work for. |
| We probz gonna long this bitch and erect higher until feb opex |
| If BTC tests the lows again in the next couple of weeks I am taking a month off and traveling. |
| The market definitely overreacted to the "hawkish" fed. It was very obvious that trump would nominate someone who would do his bidding with how he called jpow a moron after he didn't bend the knee |
| Mine want is what your want |
| He bought? Dump it. |
| Chat gpt a the business expense for their investors. They are already falling behind, no profits and no hardware. They won't be around for much longer. The winners will the companies that buy hardware and develop AI. Claude is great, but if the data centers pull the plug Eck!\n\n \nXAI and Google are the clear leaders right now even if their AI isn't #1, They own the equipment that runs it. Amazon seems to be going in different directions but they have hardware too. |
| I hated Florida too. PNW is beautiful |
| I bought 70 stocks at 424$ and 70 again at 411.50$ thus avg 417.5 because I was thinking it was indeed overblown 😭 hopefully we're all winners soon |
| I did that and lost 10k in the span of an hour but I made it back by full porting into options 💀 |
| Is that a real quote? |
| Wonder what Molly Bloom is up to these days? |
| Fuck it both it is |
| Who said anything about Super Bowl…I’m talking about Super Balls! |
| spy 700 tomorrow |
| That’s funny, this is exactly how I imagine nearly every silvtard too |
| BTC buy at $31.05 |
| Money, likely |
| What’s to stop the from cancelling their subscription? |
| Kevin’s gonna be warshing JPow’s crotch soon |
| Poseidon had a giant SeaCawk. |
| Gap up , cum , gap down , cum , side ways for three days , triple cum |
| The data is a subscription in essence, it’ll go up overtime |
| So if everything goes south you lose the original 300 usd and that's it? No other obligations? Im new to options |
| which one? i'm looking into builders in UAE |
| When a couple of leads that surely can’t be blown in the remaining time are blown in the remaining time, you will understand. If you don’t do it often, it’s easy to catch an upswing. EV isn’t really useful for a small number of events. Over time it is inevitable. |
| Upst could go |
| ubisucks. |
| tell me how much to bet on hawks rn |
| This is interesting context, thank you |
| it's very simple, stonks that I own up, stonks that I didn't buy down\n\nis that too much to ask sir\n\n |
| Google gobble one of us! |
| They are leading the CDN market but not a hyperscaler like Goog or AWS. Needs to go profitable or make some huge revenue beats. |
| Anyone jumping on DVLT tomorrow? |
| What the price at rn? Stupid to ask but I’m looking at increasing my portfolio |
| Damn, she twisted her legs like a pretzel 🥨 😢 |
| What does this even mean. Super bow doesn’t start until 3:30 |
| There is way too much bullish behavior in here. Makes me worried someone is going to do something crazy and drop a nuke or something |
| Don’t eat the green crayon, eat the red one. |
| Yes, Drake Maye is white. No I don’t know why either. |
| Why not both? |
| https://preview.redd.it/q9xn0c57bcig1.jpeg?width=774&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=34d934b10cbe2b33fb29314771716b4714988b3c\n\n"Hawkish" Fed lmao\n\nBuy gold and gold miners the USD is going out Zimbabwean style |
| Four plays. Iwm puts 2x. Then amd calls to qqq calls. Got lucky. But I'm riding it all into tomorrow. Might be zero if it's deep red |
| What do you guys think about Cloudfare(NET)? |
| Rams lost last week |
| That‘s actually a catalyst I did not have on my radar. But true that, means we could see several deals this year. Renewals and maybe an Anthropic deal on top. \n\nBut way too much shares to be a true regard |
| What do you guys think about Cloudfare(NET)? |
| Look at them already trying to silent me. Damn Jews |
| Counterpoint: AI is too big to fail, Altman has the backing of 2 literal superstates, and it’s Trump’s Supreme Court\n\nThey gonna Diddy you |
| MSTR bers on the verge of extinction now |
| I heard they cancelled the knockoff drug and have a superbowl ad. That’s why I thought it would be a good scalp. Just brainstorming here |
| Are you all currently watching buffed up sweaty men ram each other? |
| I don’t know what your want |
| It rains most of the year. Make sure you can deal with that. It's very beautiful in the PNW, though. |
| Nah he will go full retard Billy mode |
| 0dtes are basically a coin toss tomorrow imo |
| Not an insult, she's very talented. |
| What’s nikkei? |
| RemindMe! 12 months |
| For me its was my always short staffed ER not offering overtime anymore and all the women who dropped their hours when they had kids coming back full time. |
| That’s a tough one in our digital age. |
| U sell, I buy |
| if futes open green, I will yolo 100% of my port\n\nif they open red, I will yolo 150% on margin\n\ndo what your want with this information |
| Idk if i should get puts on the gaytriots or calls on the seacawks |
| Y'all think it's gonna bounce this week?... I mean ber cheeks, not markets |
| I can sell you deez nutz |
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| Whats a pen |
| one of us ONE OF US !!! |
| You can't have this pen. |
| She had a good run |
| Really, Susan? |
| LMAO |
| See no loss, hear no loss, speak no loss. |
| RIP Lindsey Vonn 🙏 |
| Remember when people were panicking about silver futures and used Indian market futures as a predictor? Lmao wtf |
| Tomorrow we rotate…my account from + to -. |
| Wasnt sure if powder keg was good or bad |
| I bet he says como |
| join me, you know you need to liquidate most of it |
| \*unzips pants |
| Woah, I’m surprised it upset you that I’m doing well and happy about it, and stated in original comment I understand pennies in front of a steamroller. lol I’m just some stranger but yeah I’ll try to keep winning and imagine you’d do the same for yourself |
| I can sell you a pen |
| America. Hope this helps 🙏🏻 |
| Takes more than 3 weeks bro |
| So there I was, pre-opping my patient, doing the usual “how’s your pain? Any allergies? What meds do you take?” routine. Then I notice their thumb is moving faster than a caffeinated squirrel. I peek over and… they’re gambling on their phone.\n\nMe, trying to be casual: “Hey… are you gambling right now?”\nPatient, without missing a beat: “Yeah… and?”\n\nAnd just like that, I realized I was talking to one of us. |
| Anyone here any good at sales |
| As long as you are rooting for the birds, you aight. |
| https://preview.redd.it/mvlm9l6gacig1.png?width=960&format=png&auto=webp&s=b18152f7849e21f91e55e3a78be0a34c7af21612 |
| S and P ain't going up 5% |
| Learned about Kobe crash here probably within minutes of it happening. Also Covid china lockdowns were all over Wsb early |
| Yes |
| SUPERBOWL GAYER THAN PICKELBALL |
| Username checks out... |
| Whatever man, you don’t have to listen to me. But maybe take statistics 101 before you think you’re some betting genius. Feel free to exercise your god-given right to lose money in the long-run |
| Marc Benioff is a slob and a lying sack of shit |
| Why did you hide your posts and comment history? |
| Frankie Avalon? |
| odds on the big ‘yahu appearing in a SB commerical? |
| I'm sitting tight waiting for theta decay to earn money in my open positions. |
| Down or Up? |
| Ok Suze |
| Lol. No. All of Google's execs hate Reddit's CEO. |
| Well, it's certainly not breaking 700. |
| Lol. Rip my calls. |
| SUPERBOWL IS SO FKN GAY |
| Two sided market. Sell side and buy side. One can always hedge. |
| He will show us again tomorrow, or tonight if we are lucky. |
| Don't tell me they have a knocknoff intelligence suppressor pill now?!?!\n\nBtw, thd answer is NO |
| MSFT under $400 has been a strong buy |
| Only child. |
| Chubbin' up a lil? |
| *BEARHUNTER WILL SMASH YOUR MOM , GAY BERS LMAOOOO 🤌* |
| At least I know I'll win my Super Bowl bingo today. |
| There’s no need to insult each others family here. |
| C3 Ai comes to mind from last year... |
| Idk |
| Guys the male figure skaters are on right now |
| 350 |
| Title of your mother's sex tape. |
| Just saw a real YouTube video thumbnail that said GME’s secret plan to become the next Berkshire Hathaway. Thats a real video somebody put out. Might even top the delusion of 🌽 bros |
| >”Huffman sidestepping questions on earnings”\n\nThat’s because his 21 year old internet company is about to *blow* |
| Elon, stop 🛑 |
| Cry because I held my QBTZ shares and the stupid MMs pump quantum for no reason |
| Where can I watch the superbowl with american commercials? |
| But to also be fair, my sample size is still only about 20. Which is not very big. |
| BAD PUSSY 🐰 |
| $80 silver calls are so in... my anus |
| I use those two as an example. Been at it since December each weekend and done well. I do understand that you are still factoring the house edge here and yes by a sum of large bets would edge to house wins. But fact is I guess I’m still up. Perhaps I’m lucky, and well, this is a casino |
| You think it will fall that much? |
| I think the markets are truly pricing in AI\n\nWhere stocks truly will never go down and AI just buys the dip after artificially creating dips\n\nThere might be no alpha left in the stock market\n\nAnd no XOM or Chevron are not fucking growth stocks. Oil is still cheap\n\nAnd WMT is retarded |
| Which teams will have the best ads? |
| What’s everyone thoughts on silver buy or sell |
| To the right for sure |
| Top 1% poster in 4 months with 21k Karma denigrating RDDT, classic idiot. |
| If it doesn't work with a girl maybe try switching to dudes. Might work then🤷 |
| Paq fat! If you ever need safety again, Albania is there my friend. 🦅 |
| They work great! |
| IDVO |
The tute's are coming for ya.\n\n https://www.binance.com/en-KZ/square/post/02-08-2026-goldman-sachs-predicts-continued-stock-sell-off-pressure-from-algorithmic-funds-289490562138578 www.binance.com |
| Is it? |
| Tempt me with a good time |
| Gayest company on earth. Stocks will only go up now |
| can u show us the nasty messages |
| will bad bunny say spy 800? |
| My name ain’t Suzy and you keep calling me that |
| Like there isnt enough stuff just floating around up there now to get in the way of the important things others are trying to get done. |
| Double yoink |
| Why even ask? |
| BERS R FUK LMAOOOO 🤌🤌🤌 |
| Me too that’s why I’ll start putting fries in the bag tomorrow |
| Up or down? |
| what a wonderful week to resume *THE WORK*🫴 |
| You're agreeing with him |
| Btchy coworker sent me nasty messages on Wed for getting a few extra hours of work on a different project, so I made thousands in "fck you"-money on Friday. 🤣😂 winners always winning |
| I think I'm moving to the PNW next year. Getting like 40 days of winter, spring and fall combined and 325 days of summer is killing my soul. It's 81 degrees in february... |
| Go birbs |
| yeah my PYPL is down 80% over time and that was a name I was recommending to all my clients to be long on |
| Gn |
| Up or down? |
| HIMS looking pretty limp AH on Friday. Maybe it should take its own erectile dysfunction meds. |
| Jawmaxxing bro everyone’s gotta do it |
| https://preview.redd.it/0dk4dat99cig1.jpeg?width=1206&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5a8392087ddd15c7f4bcabd9f3143ac2e1a234aa\n\nIt will fall harder |
| Yeah it’s negative EV. Not sure why you think a sample size of 2 is large enough to draw conclusions from. Just run the math on your long-run EV from betting with 5% slippage\n\nYou bet on them at 92%, but again, their win probability is under 92%. I’m guessing the lines are $0.92 Team A and $0.09 or $0.10 Team B. You’ll notice they add up to >$1.00, and that is the source of the prediction market’s long-run profit and the bettor’s long-run loss. You can pick and choose games all you want, but unless you have some proprietary statistical model that actually works, you’re still losing money in the long run. Keep this up and check back in with me in a year or 2, I can guarantee that if you’ve been placing enough bets you’ll be in the red. It’s just basic math but that’s how casinos have been making money for centuries |
| Depressing to think AI is based off of Redditors.\n\nItll never be too smart , itll just be so pedantic and autistic that it destroys the world anyway |
| Spy may have a 30 dollar day tomorrow |
| Are you bonesmashing bro |
| It’s sure to move this week, but which way? |
| Off to sleep 💤 |
| Love it. |
| I have $1000 on both teams kneeling during the anthem and Trump declaring war on Seattle. Let’s see |
| Bout to make truffles with everclear. Trying to get it up to around as boozy as one shot of vodka per truffle. Maybe I’ll be able to start a small business with that to fund my retardation. |
| I get my news from here |
| Wendys |
| Just wait til the market rotates out of stable, profitable cos and back to SaaS cos and companies that measure ARR…it will rip your face off. |
| I did |
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| What should I full port into tomorrow? ( I lost everything last week) |
| That’s nothing I have a x20 leverage bull on gold , I’m more retarded |
| No |
| damn bro might as well buy some shares in topicus and enjoy the ride. seems like you love getting fucked. |
| Once they train on the initial corpus of reddit which is substantial you essentially have enough to understand the true value. Why renew once you’ve already trained on the dataset once? |
| I hope the eagles win. |
| #The only sports activity most Americans do in a year is watching Super Bowl while eating junk food LMAO🤌 |
| Don’t open the casino! Nothing good ever comes from this |
| DCA’ing since IPO, can’t complain. |
| CORN |
| Lots of drunk regards buying tonight. In past years some commercials really pumped stocks |
| Stick to being a couch potato eh LMAO🤌 |
| I fucking hope so. All the covered calls I sold on it have finally expired. Would be nice to pocket the upswing for a change |
| !!בהצלחה |
| And if NE wins, Dunkin and GE?\n\nHow about GD, that's been on a tear. |
| futes at same time as superbowl\n\ncoincidence ?? |
| $Plug ! I'm quite confident this one will experience a new green wave and it will be back to $3 in the coming days, which would be a 50% rally |
| jokes on them, im just retardmaxxing |
| Btc |
| RDDT 250 by June 1st. |
| Can’t you do both? |
| #Today is the World Cup Final LMAO🤌🦅🗽 |
| Thank you. Yeah, she used to give me HJ's with her boobs out. She's the best. |
| Do we know who won the superb owl yet? |
| Does anybody else think the MSFT dump is overblown? Sure, some costs got a little out of hand, but I think it’s just not that bad |
| Forever grateful of this can even bounce from here |
| I sure fucking hope so. Loaded up on calls to the tits. |
| >Once it’s understood what the data gets your renewals on these deals will be non existent.\n\nPlease explain what you mean. A lot of chutzpah for a take I’ve never heard before. And disagree with. |
| Similar to when we think about women we can score with….most are out of our league but we can certainly dream. |
| Stick to hockey eh |
| 😂 |
| Haha didn't think so, you'll soon find out! The old saying goes....a fool and his money, will part. |
| Full port mexican jumping beans |
| Fucking retard. \n\nStumping for RDDT. 🫵🤡 |
| NVO and LLY calls |
| So wall street keeps punishing this down until then? |
| Hi Ho Silver! |
| puts |
| Imagine not loading the dip this past week |
| I'm at I think the perfect amount of WSB: I poke my head in every few days or so, and the memes are always fresh and delightful. |
| Bro I fucking hope so that chart is fuck ugly but the earnings are so good I bought multiple dips friday. |
| The bandaid is off, watch it rip |
| greasy obese fingers typed that post |
| Bold of you to assume ketamine Karen will be around beyond 2030 . |
| What do you think about section 230 possibly being repealed? |
| Isn’t that kind of what happened? Would be aligned incentives for both companies. |
| The fry container goes in the bag fry side up. Very technical |
| It's similar to options but your balls get tugged hard instead of completely ripped off when it goes south |
| SPY 720 |
| It’s hard to understand I think everything is in Spanish |
| I would not wish job hunting on my worst enemy. The process literally scar'd me for life. I take shit at my current job happily because I don't want to deal with hunting ever again. |
| Oh you poor thing, institutionalized genital mutilation! |
| WSB INVERSE: The more you learn about options, the more you're willing to lose making dumbass plays |
| MM’s completely frame mogged us so far this year gg’s |
| Completely out of curiosity. Can someone explain to me how was such increase possible and what was the possible loss if things went wrong?, |
| yes theres nothing imminent, and if i had to bet i'd say saylor will be able to hold on longer than tom lee, even counting the leverage |
| RIP HIMS |
| Every platform uses a bidding system. CPCs have been inflated everywhere every year. This is table stakes. |
| Calls it is |
| I’m sure some Hollywood star has already used it as face-cream. |
| They were very OTM when I bought/sold them lol |
| Nikkei futures up 5%. Expect the same for spy tomorrow. |
| RDDT will have a glorious week!! 🤞 |
| Let’s take that principle though and apply to where I only scalp particular games that are a unique offset by underdog leads to the end. In these situations (usually one a week), the Vegas odds have them about 91-92% to win, with about 1.5 min left on game clock and a significant multiple score lead. These are the ones I target. So as an example, yesterday I make ~$1000 on one, and then today made ~$980. So is this still negative EV? |
| He peaked at Yodeling in the Valley. |
| 1hr: 41mins to go. |
| Gap up, sell. Gap down, buy. No volatility, watch porn. |
| #If Seattle wins it's bullish for Microsoft and Amazon since they are based there LMAO🤌🗽🦅\n\nAlso Boeing and Starbucks LMAO🤌 |
| everyone here seems to think theta decay is going to kill this guy 100% of the time - would buying puts have been free money? |
| Asking if the market will be green is like asking if Shrek’s d*ck is green?! |
| Strive is going to $500 by the end of this year. Literally the most asymmetric bet in the entire stock market, and less than a couple of days ago you could have gotten it for less than $10. Billionaires are about to be made. |
| May I have your foreskin? |
| I hope they let you eat the 🍟 too |
| wtf is downvoting? |
| What's the tickr for corn? |
| 750 next week then 800 by march |
| Orphans |
| Live bombing runs! |
| Smart move, buddy. |
| It’s barely 10% of their revenue. 90% is ad revenue. |
| I am addicted to 3x leveraged funds |
| If you're dumb, sure. |
| $100 in Seahawks calls, can’t go tits up can it? |
| Puts puts puts. |
| East Coast > West Coast |
| It’s been looking better than good for earnings so your fears are unwarranted |
| Unironically this is basically Elon when he’s talking about data centers in space. |
| Epstein files ? |
| Gold ATH |
| 😂🫵 |
| #🚨BREAKING🚨\n\n> Tesla in talks to acquire OnlyFans to expand service based revenue streams, signaling a strategic shift away from being purely an automotive company |
| 50/50\n\nSilver/Gold |
| Yes! |
| Literally just vig, you’re betting on sports games in a prediction market with like 5% slippage. I’m guessing that by scalping the end of games you mean you’re just betting on whichever team’s winning by a lot at like 98 cents and taking the 2 cent profit. But in that example, they really have a <98% win probability. Your win rate will still be high so it seems like free money, but over time this is a losing strategy because you’re negative EV. It’s really no different from getting -105 odds betting on heads from an EV perspective, if that’s easier to imagine. |
| Will go 20 years younger but not 20 years older. Coward peepee. |
| wtf is that pathetic corn pump... |
| I already miss those weird selling waves... Such great opportunities..\n\nI hope it comes back tonight. |
| Always remember: Losers brag, and the winners stay silent. \n🫵 are a winner, and yes try that dip. Aunt Jen sees something in you that your wife doesn't. |
| All in on silver. |
| Are you circumcised my friend? |
| Full porting NBIS calls idgaf white israeli jewish ceo literally cant go tits up |
| Chevelle - seeing red agaaaain |
| Pedophiles |
| You ghey and ur pp smol is the gossip in these parts |
| No, I think it’ll resolve by May/June this year, these calls will catch a bounce that I’m projecting, a slow recovery back up after the nasty sell-off. Open AI is targeting Q4 for IPO. Anthropic will likely try to IPO earlier, in Q3, expecting a settlement in Q2 |
| 720 by Friday |
| I did it because I was able to get chatGPT to find my full name with a bit of prodding. |
| SeaCawks are going to annihilate the Patriots. |
| Scared money don't make money |
| You have an *ambition problem. |
| Rockets & space when I’m high off an edible. |
| Right but I do not understand where that occurs. |
| Pussy. Everyone is talking about pussy. |
| My guess too. Spy will briefly break 700 then tumble back down. |
| I have a gambling problem |
| RKLB 1T inevitable. |
| Shiiiit... She'll be doing anal on a Monday night for her Zaddy |
| Could also see it green, sideways, red, red, red |
| Another week of degeneracy and gambling, let’s start by betting on the Super Bowl and then some 0dte |
| 90 calls… wow. I have 9k for a month out. lol GL |
| Long time since i saw this meme. Last time was on 4chan when it was sorta born |
| Do we really believe the prez would nominate a hawk though |
| CRM commercials incoming: "how do you do, fellow ai companies" 🧢 |
| Cry harder |
| Means you lose in the long run |
| HIMS calls tomorrow? |
| This stock will be at $900 within the next 10 years |
| I'm buying a house in the next couple months and turned all my stock into cash. |
| I have indeed noticed this lately |
| You put Red instead of green on 2 spots, accidentally |
| All in $RDDT |
| Rayguns' craft would have eclipsed the game. Can't have that |
| One day we will all drive lambos, retire and make fun of the goyim! |
| My 330c hopes so |
| What's the topic of conversation at super bowl parties this year? |
| If Seahawks win is it another 6 weeks of liberal purple hairs complaining about everyone else and not doing anything to improve their actual lives |
| I’d blow my shit smoove off tbh |
| Looks like too many bers running wild. Puts are scary next week. |
| Dang you are too smart to be on reddit investing subs. |
| Vibe trading this week. Green, Green, Red, Red, Red |
| Care to explain? |
| It’s almost time |
| If they had booked the Australian break dancer I would probably consider turning in |
| I'm unemployed and will be looking for jobs and practicing for technical interviews:( |
| Let me fix that for you, each represents a day of the week….PUMP, PUMP, PUMP, PUMP, PUMP! |
| Believe it or not, what you’re doing is negative EV. You should feel bad but not in the way you think |
| Tommy's wife needs a boyfriend now that he blew his load on rddt and amzn calls on Friday, get in there |
| Support pedophiles to own the libs... absolutely |
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| Mu |
| Just like the floor traders have been doing for 100+ years. |
| i think buttcoin is the runner now lol |
| My move tomorrow is to go to work cause Im poor |
| I hope you exit your trade way in the money and make a fortune, I really do. I'm not rooting against you or trying to fud your trade or cause you anxiety. But silver is a very unique beast. Just do me a favor and if the market moves in your direction, take the money and run. Don't assume it won't turn right back the other direction again. I wish you luck. |
| OPEN DA CASINO🎰 |
| This only made sense if there was some back room deal where Google execs agreed to put Reddit results at the top of the search results in exchange for such a discounted deal. \n\nJust speculating. |
| You think this will resolve by April this year? |
| Interesting country spread. Why singapore? Or is it just the ones that outperformed in 2025? |
| Everyone has a line that they will not cross. |
| I think I might just sit this week out in the cuck chair, I have a feeling Monday is gonna sell off, either I’m right or I’m saving myself a couple grand |
| ChatGPT or Gemini slop. "Write something bullish about RDDT in wsb jargon" |
| Tether owned by Howard Lutnick's family is backed by gold... So is admin doesn't explicitly want gold or crypto up, just insane volatility while they collect fees or insider trade or idk can gold pls go up I'm still down 1k |
| Here’s the real question….why the f**k would you go all out on Puts before closing Thursday..did you not see Tuesday and Wednesday, and Thursday as the resistance?! Regards truly belong here….with me! 😀👍 |
| Take the Emerald City Route Artist’s over |
| No crying in the casino |
| They’re gonna be shrek dick green because I sold my calls expiring tomorrow on Friday (for a gain at least) |
| GOOGL 340 Tomorrow |
| Stay invested. |
| Hah I’m 44. 👍👍 |
| We occupy so much of our time fantasizing about our outsized gains in the future\n\nOnly to get absolutely chaffed in the present\n\nStay nimble. |
| Shoutout that one retard who full ported 33k on the seahawks. Godspeed Pats |
| generational wealth will be made from Fartcoin, iykyk |
| I passed out at 2:30pm Friday and wanted to get calls before 4:15.. Didn't do it. |
| # aw snap |
| Goog bounce? |
| My boring setup is: 1/3 South Korea+Singapore, 1/3 Austria+Italy+Ireland+Poland and 1/3 all-world.\n\n\nThat is where my "safe" money is. Safe from my regard tendencies I mean. |
| 🙏 |
| Not this time, but I dreamt it up based on similar experiences.. |
| The year is 2035. Elon Musk has rolled all of his private and public businesses into one mega-conglomerate known as “Triple X.” They have no active product lines and lose $3 Trillion per year, but “by the end of this year” they will be launching a 600ft tall robot named “Uber-Optimus Falcon-X” straight to Mars. It will be powered by “AI and FSD technologies, which is basically a solved problem.” It has no easily explained utility. Market cap of “Triple X” is $75 Trillion. |
| Hahaha okay, whatever |
| Pump on Monday dump on Tuesday etc.. |
| Oh boi |
| My hairline says otherwise |
| Haha, that's a good indicator, better than any chart. |
| Open the market before I take a ber hostage |
| Soon this sub will temporarily turn into NFLbets |
| meme stock |
| Real |
| I love lamp |
| Say the same thing enough times you’re bound to be right once in awhile |
| Yeah, bankruptcy or not, got some dip. |
| I'm not fucking hungry!! Leave me alone! Lmao |
| Buy Adobe? Yes or no? |
| How old are you? 25 or 55? |
| I thought that happened when they changed the API access. |
| i did upvote but then read your flair. should i not be upvoting you? do tell. \n\nalso how to get flair? i been begging for a year still no flair ;( |
| Support tariffs to own the libs ... yes\n\nTank my 401k to own the libs ... yes\n\nSupport Greenland invasion to own the libs ... yes\n\nPretend to like Kid Rock to own the libs ... hold on right there |
| I didn’t see that last week but if they did they weren’t lying 😭 |
| I saw 40% of it gone to Uncle Sam due to wash sale rule |
| Honestly, I think by the next earnings report you are going to see a huge spike in DAUs due to recent events.\n\nEdit: Bagholder at ~$185 cost basis. |
| Because silver found its local floor at the $63-$70 level on Thursday night, and shorts are way in the money and will be looking to cover, those two facts put upward pressure on price action almost regardless of anything else. |
| Gonna show up late to work, hungover because the Seahawks are gonna kill it tonight and my bet will make me semi recover from last weeks hell. |