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| how do I gain exposure to sharpie?? |
| Why are you talking about pens THERES A WAR GOING ON |
| The best TLDR to OPs top regarded creation. |
| The PBS stream is playing it. |
| Listen to these retards, we’re fucked |
| In this case, yes. Bought CDE Coeur Mining who are currently sitting on $450mm of extracted gold/silver. They just closed a deal and acquired two new mines in Canada primarily mining copper and gold. P&P while less reliable is quoted in their 10k at 4.4m ounces of gold, and 274m ounces of silver. These numbers do not include the newly acquired mines. Couldn’t be more bullish on this company. Would love other opinions if people have reviewed the reports. |
| There should be IQ minimums to voting. |
| You could herd all the degen bols + bers inside it and lock the gate |
| Sharpie is made by Newell Brands (NWL) |
| Most of us did… we hold because we know that we as soon as we sell it will bounce back. When we actually fight our impulse to sell it sinks, and it gets to the point of how much loss can we take. |
| Great political strategy: Nuke everyone's 401ks |
| Imagine the world’s faith is in the hands of this 🤡 |
| What does he mean, you people? |
| Why are all the cucks laughing, its not even funny |
| God, I love pens |
| USPS adding 8% fuel surcharges is fine actually. Clearly everything is not expensive enough |
| You slept with a fart analyst? |
| Speak with objectivity, not based on how you want your trade to go. In what way is Iran losing? They are inflicting lots of financial pain on the US, which is probably their main goal. What's our main goal? |
| lil marco looks miserable |
| Coconut |
| I wish my life was a 0dte |
| How do you say “bulls are fukt” in Farsi? |
| I'm responding to one. |
| I love myself, economically. |
| Oil is going up as wall street realizing just how fukt we are the more he talks |
| This BS talking should just make market dump instantly |
| "I love myself" |
| Oil calls spy puts same same |
| Calls on $NWL lol |
| “ I love the government like I love myself” |
| Just deleted my broker app, fuck this market |
| WE NEED TO FIND OUT WHO IS FIRING THESE MISSILES, CAN'T BE IRAN THEY'RE BEGGING FOR FOR PeACe! |
| Bro what the fuck are we even doing |
| I think I can see his brain leaking out his ears |
| He also said he would bomb power plants in 48 hours last week. |
| Made $400 today. AMA. |
| Wt kind of bs talk is this? |
| 77 million people said this was better than the sane person because she laughed |
| Treated it like gambling and you lost like when you gamble.\n\nshould've put that 100k in ETF's that followed the S&P500 and you'd be up a pretty penny.\n\nI don't understand why people think they can continuously beat the market... |
| Dude replied to himself |
| If they do, which I don't think they will in the next 5 days, you better sell as soon the market gives us a fake pop |
| He’s saying Old guy stuff |
| lmao he doesn't know how to use a fountain pen. |
| “sell me this pen”\n\nSPY 400 EOD |
| Just stop. |
| Alright I’ll probably sell them tomorrow then. Do you reckon that’s a good idea? |
| Is it time for Reddit calls? |
| Which? |
| But the PENS are too expensive!!!!! |
| Sell me this pen |
| but you'll miss him yammering about his pen for 10 minutes! |
| $562 is a hard floor. I’m guessing everyone is loaded to the tits with puts at $560 |
| Calls on ballpoint pens |
| Surprised it didnt fall further, looks like this might be it for the day. Maybe a lil recovery for close and continue the dump tmr |
| Freudian slip |
| IMAGINE: not holding oil calls 😂😂😂 |
| ABC news talking over his pen rant, i wanted to hear him nooooooo |
| Dementia Don doing the sell me this pen and saying mommy. You can’t make this shit up |
| Oil is up like $1 during this rambling embarrassment of a presser. |
| I always knew 🥭 has the NCIDQ Certification or the ability to ace it.\n\nThe NCIDQ Certification, administered by the Council for Interior Design Qualification (CIDQ), is the premier and most widely recognized credential for professional interior designers in North America, serving as the standard for practice, |
| This presser may be the worst one yet given the circumstances |
| My man 🧠 |
| How many times have I heard something like this in the past 20 years? As usual, your best bet is doing nothing whatsoever and keeping your money invested in the stock market. |
| You don’t understand anything about the last 50 years of Iran or the Middle East. Good luck to you, friend. |
| So many economic issues facing us and all this 🥭 can do is crack jokes and talk about remodeling buildings |
| Calls on Sharpie? |
| Get this man on wolf of wall street part 2 selling pens intro! 😭💀 |
| Lmfao |
| Meta at 560 is actually crazy lmao |
| My crayons say more downies |
| If bulls are scared today wait until tomorrow.\n\nWho knows what’s gonna happen Friday night |
| I know man wtf. they crushed earnings |
| HE’s selling the pen |
| I see an incompetent person right now |
| LOLLLLL that's fucking hilarious |
| r/wallstreetbets |
| Ahora falta alguien y menciona la burbuja del 2008 |
| We should be at 2,000. Simply unbelievable listening to this nonsense. |
| THE PEN. IT WRITES WELL. SHARPIE DOES TOO MANY PENS |
| Ball Room Renovation > Iran War |
| this is so fucking insane |
| I loaded $35c 1/15/27 last week! LFG! |
| 42 year old man child millennials have just been deployed to the Middle East they are dubbed “the heckin avengers of democracy” |
| Talking about god damn $1000 pens? |
| I did 2 days ago. Lost $20k |
| Still bitching about Powell ... LoL. How many people does this guy have living rent free in his head. Now he's talking about Pens |
| Bro WHY ARE WE TALKING ABOUT WRITING DEVICES NOW |
| Brother do some research on how financially well big tech companies are. |
| Do u think the Iran ppl are watching in X too |
| my muscle memory in my fingers keep making me buy micron calls |
| You sir have the kind of imagination that we like and need at a company like ours |
| Legend |
| He is so far gone its not even funny |
| META trading at $590 and $560 in the same day is wild |
| Wow... It writes well |
| mango sells a pen |
| Sure? Your mom told me fart analyses runs in the fam |
| wen v |
| Sell me this pen |
| Sell me this pen. |
| META and MSFT competing with one another to be the POS stock of the year |
| By the way, if you're not making money right now just come over with us 🌈🐻. Trust me it feels weird at first but it's worth it for green Shreks in your portfolio! |
| HEY NUTLICK, SELL ME THIS PEN |
| www.ground.news |
| Just wait till heroin goes up because the ME isn't smuggling out opium due to the strait being closed! Everything goin up in price bb |
| You gotta make it sound convincing |
| what is this retard talking about |
| zero shot SPY recovers today |
| Bunch of cucks |
| Very true. I guess he’s right then as it’s on par with his track record |
| “One more thing very quickly” y’all got 45 minutes? |
| why pony selling off so much before earnings?? |
| You don't get to genuinely defend the retard manchild extremely obviously in front of everyone and then go "lol Epstein" and then have everyone be convinced you were joking the whole time\n\nDo you not understand how human communication works or something |
| AMD I don‘t like, AMZN tho is goated. |
| I think you're a bit too early man, Mar 31? Maybe that's when they actually say that let's start discussing if they want to make a deal or not. |
| Everyone in the cabinet praying for our troops over the next week? It's boots on the ground time. |
| CNN and Israel24 |
| paper handed my puts today. scared you regards are going to think taking the islands is bullish. |
| Pack it up bro, Wendy's waiting for you |
| No news is bad news when we're all watching the world burn. The market is desperately waiting for the greatest TACO of all time. |
| there's always free cheddar in the mousetrap, baby |
| lol META, TWO standard deviations down |
| Especially MSFT, GOOGL and META are free money rn. if TSM goes down further them also. |
| >!He has not!< But we definitely are positioning for an invasion |
| comment still applies, they might be mad now but if they were that dumb they would probably do it again. |
| Dont forget the fed has no walls |
| Remember he doesn’t know gold paint exists |
| Lol we're fucking up the future and the world rofl |
| I spoke to the Market Makers and they said RDDT and MSFT combined are worth approximately 0 dollars. The more you know 🌈 |
| Imagine fake laughing with this retard |
| it's a fine line, you can tell some of them practice. Goddamn professionals |
| OIU they didn't even see me start trading yet. These ppl going absolutely insane from just simple talking lol |
| Coming soon will be Shit 7 |
| I don't have time for this sht |
| I understand. Like, I said, they have better tech, and they only need 40, 50, 60 (number keeps going up) satellites vs Starlink's 8000. BUT they have 5, with 15 in production? This is a long way to go. Let's not forget both of these other guys have their own rockets and can't be refused low-orbit entry. Kuiper has over 100 in orbit and is going to market with internet within months. Regardless of satellite tech, this doesn't account for market strategy.... I personally can't wait until my mobile service is "free" with Amazon Prime. I wouldn't want to compete with that. I don't want to get into the war stuff, but the temporary fuel supply issues is going to be years... It was reported today that 40% of mid-east production has already been destroyed and they are saying 3 yrs to get the current stuff back online. The war is not over. Me? I have also been trading options on LUNR, RKLB, ASTS, NIBS, and RCAT over the last year or so. But I also picked losers like OKLO, SMR, BULL, and RBRK. I'm trading NVDA now because I deem it "safe". I'm also trading BABA, RBLX, SOFI, RIVN, because they are undervalued and the premiums are good (relatively, for now). Right now, I'm scaling back positions and leaning into my "try not to lose" strategy as we continue to go down. |
| this is great! |
| Jerome Too Late Powell |
| One more meaningless pump to VWAP before another dump. Thats how I’m playing it |
| 45 |
| Didn’t this fker wrecked the White House a couple of months ago? |
| Calls on suing |
| You must be propaganda, a bot, an idiot, or some combination. Their speedboats can keep mining Hormuz indefinitely, and Shahed can terrorize ground forces with ease. And the US will keep spending millions to shoot down individual $35k drones while repeating the last person they want help from is Zelensky, even though the Ukrainians are experts at shooting down drones. |
| Sorry, is he mistaking Ireland for Greenland now? |
| Damn fuk this I’ll come back in 30 mins and read this thread to see if they said anything meaningful |
| My favorite post today |
| aljazeera |
| What the f' is this dipshit talking about?!?! |
| At some point I'll regret full porting into XLE every day |
| Daily reminder that J Pow >>>> J Pirro |
| J"TL"POW |
| #RDDT just went bankrupt LMAO🤌 |
| The world is listening to the leader talk about… interior design ☺️ |
| Thinking about YOLo on Google calls |
| Nuh uh my uncle works at Army and he says they're drafting everyone who's mean to me |
| Not if their equity is shrinking bruh... basic accounting asset = debt + equity. Big tech issuing debt means higher debt, reduces equity. Equity multiple shrinks. \n\nOr you just thought equity will always stay and only the multiple changes? |
| Everything is possible by not paying the contractors and suppliers. |
| Almost no buyers |
| Laughing in rich |
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| Retardism is really bad for stocks |
| 💫✨🫲🥭🫱✨💫 *I don’t have the cards anymore* |
| No, thank you |
| At 0? |
| this shit is going to bounce of the 40's |
| > One missile went 2,500 miles; they supposedly didn’t have a missile like that...\n\n> ...They shot the now-famous Ireland... the island that the UK was very afraid to give us. |
| spiraling |
| Which news outlet or people do you all use/follow for neutral economic news? |
| Nutlick mentioned 🚨 |
| My SMCI put is only 33% up.. 😝 |
| Love getting my cheeks clapped like this 😀 |
| insulation costs $5...should have used it for our ports 🐒 |
| Gonna have to resurrect Robespierre if you're looking for that outcome. |
| Imagine the smell under trump’s blankets as he wakes up and lets out a wet morning fart |
| Everyone at the table will shortly thank Mango for allowing them to listen to him. |
| AMZN holding up ridiculously well thru all of this |
| But like… it was? The Epstein part makes it a joke… do you not know how jokes work? I’m confused 😂 good luck to ya out there. |
| If you are so confident in your research why don’t you quit being a pussy and open up a real short position instead of some lotto ticket long shot. |
| Mag 7 - > Bag 7 -> Dump 7 now? |
| Why is there a bid at all? The only explanation is the government is involved in propping this up. |
| Down 100k now. 🤡🤡🤡. I knew there’s going to be a dump and I did nothing. |
| Why are we making military plans in the federal reserve building |
| Wouldn't it be funny if we V right before close |
| That was so civil. Good day sir and sorry for calling you bud 🎩 |
| I’ve asked my kids for VIX leaps for Father’s Day |
| my will to live is entirely dependent on my portfolio and the weather |
| nope |
| Ranting about 24k gold columns while gas is $4.25 man of the people |
| Gold paint. |
| 2 Chuckles is polite, 3 is playing with yourself |
| Tomorrow |
| No it’s just you that realizes it and we’re so proud of you, son |
| Breaking news: federal reserve building under insulated! |
| Summary of 🥭's speech on "Iran" in the past 10 minutes: \n• A young lady somewhere would be alive if there were no crime \n• I built a thousand miles of wall \n• Ballroom is going to be really beautiful \n• "Everything I do I get sued" |
| Don’t worry, if you can’t hear it then just ask Pete Hegseth to give you a debriefing via Signal |
| Brutal day to have ears. |
| Keep my bois name out yo fookin mouth |
| Insulation costs $5 |
| Bro, flush this piece of shit market and country down the toilet |
| We really need like a 65-year maximum age limit for this shit. |
| I must learn how to play puts. This is going to be shit for a long time |
| They’re terrified of him. He can fire them for the slightest perceived slight. Then they’re cooked. They will be pariahs even to their own. |
| Donald Trump is literally bragging about his building on live right now if you curious |
| Taking the opportunity to buy more like a true regard |
| He's stuck in a loop lmao |
| Don't make me tap the sign:\n\n### Bols: Trapped\n### Hoes: Mad |
| 4 the rest of us |
| Something tells me *you* may have fucked up along the way somewhere bro |
| God forbid we elect a human |
| Okay this all on you. Skill issue |
| LOL |
| DON'T YOU TALK ABOUT JPOWELL LIKE THIS YOU FAT FUK |
| tmrw deadcat bounce would be great |
| imma be real that's entirely on you |
| This ain’t dumping way too much resistance |
| Jokes on youre its been proven we're actually getting stupider, but we keep normalizing IQ to 100 |
| We’re not getting drafted relax lol |
| and I was so close to completing *No Heroin March* |
| It's all reality tv... I don't even know if he's happy about murdering people or if he just doesn't know? |
| Rambling Donald |
| last 5 min to load puts, next topic will be ground invasao |
| He's building a ballroom on the strait of hormuz |
| What a piece of shit moron what the fuck |
| The opposite happened. Except for the last part. |
| I can’t believe that there is a stock worse than MSFT. It’s meta. |
| buy calls when the 10Y goes above 4.4 again. 🥭can’t handle it and will pump the market |
| Why is this starting to feel like calls lmao |
| Fucking do it already . Thank me later, we can facetime |
| Imagine unironically talking shit about J Pow |
| The next crash will just be like finders keepers on the housing situation because they'll be no financial institutions left to foreclose and confiscate these houses |
| "cabinet meeting amid iran war"\n\n \nbro rambles on about fucking glass and marble and buildings and insulation. this is so funny lmfao |
| Where the fuck is the V? |
| Positions or ban |
| It's really not funny, man |
| Which is a joke by the way… hmm seems like you two have something in common! |
| In a week they’ll be 15 PE, just wait. |
| dude is rambling |
| JEROME TOO LATE POWELL |
| It makes absolutely no sense that you could’ve done that for 25 million instead of 4 billion. That’s like a car salesman telling me that if I came to his Bugatti dealership, he would’ve sold me a limited spec for $4000 instead of 3.5 million |
| Jfc is this what a cabinet meeting is. He just keeps talking about himself nonstop😂 |
| Yes attack Powell 🥭 \n\nDo it |
| Didn’t he say that talks will be done in 1 week? Why markets going down? |
| 652 pin so lame. Let it drop already |
| Powell should raise the rates right after this conference ends, lol. |
| What if we bought them in the last 25 mins |
| Trump has been complaining about being sued for tearing down the East Wing for the last 10 minutes. \n\nCalls. |
| This meeting is insane. This is straight up embarrassing. |
| You don’t say that about my JPOW |
| Will be interesting to see how SpaceX does on an IPO. I think it will absolutely blow every other IPO in history.\n\nWhere will that liquidity come from. Might be whats been happening with gold. |
| Investors pump for this man |
| don't talky about mah boi jerome 🙁 |
| Keep his name out ya mouf |
| Fed building reno got expensive because trump admin required federal buildings to use “neo classical” style and marble. True story |
| I figured it out at the time, I'm just saying, if everyone else knew then what they know now, we'd be a lot better off. |
| What the fuck was this press conference supposed to be about |
| Or Ivanka |
| Thinking about it no lie |
| This is so sad it’s almost funny |
| Sold my puts at 135 :') |
| We're just talking about renovations again? |
| I’m still pretty outraged 😂 |
| Kcenter |
| “As democracy is perfected, the office of president represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron”\n\n-HL Mencken 1920 |
| bragging about accepting bribes is certainly a choice |
| 2 years of gains all gone, thanks mango, I worked 28 days a month for 2 years for free |
| Are the rare earths necessary for modern armaments the same rare earths necessary for AI infrastructure and robotics? If so, have we fucked ourselves? |
| 🥭 is the perpetual victim |
| I will continue to wait until the war settles |
| trumpdawg i cant afford groceries this month. please, please can you add more 24karat gold to your ballroom with tax money and also draft me to go get blown up in iran because i love you so much |
| Powell attack. 😷 |
| Comparing the Waldorf Astoria to the federal reserve building |
| Apple started to sell off and they prop it up |
| Gold paint is the ultimate investment |
| I don't think the market priced in how regarded this guy is. PUTS on IQ |
| I'm almost certain one of us could guess it within a month. Then we just have to keep quiet and vote on what to post after everyone's bought their puts/calls |
| Sir this is a Wendy's. No sound measured responses here. For real though, seeing all the bros desperate for the sweet sweet hit of rock bottom interest rates is just an indicator that the whole economy got addicted to them post-Great Recession. We need to get back to the sensible interest rates we had in the 90s and early 2000s between 2-4% long term and low rates between 2009 and 2018 are basically a big reason we are in the mess we are in for everything from tech oligarchs to sky high housing prices. |
| Looks like a reverse cup and handle on the 5 min. Oh a 5 dollar sudden drop would be nice |
| But her laugh funny |
| WHY YOU SO MAD |
| LMAO imagine having to negotiate with these sharp guys |
| going into weekend dump |
| But which ones though? Mag7? |
| I think their team is monitoring the market while he spits random shit. They’ll take note and use the phrases that make a pump |
| Don’t remind me 😫 |
| AYO WHERE THE LOSS PORN AT I FEEL LIKE JORKIN |
| What are you buying? I’ve been loading up on AMD and AMZN |
| What is bro saying? |
| "We expected the war to last 4-6 weeks we are ahead of schedule" Its week 4... Hes senile |
| Yeah and this too! |
| Market giveth and market taketh |
| Ok he did not build the Waldorf |
| The first three points are about "NO NUCLEAR WEAPONS!" in this concept of a plan negotiated with Tehran's #1 kebob chef?? The market colors see through the bullshit. |
| I dressed in red for the occasion today |
| This old retard is playing an invisible accordion |
| trump live and saying nothing about iran, out of taco meat |
| Yet the market holding on like we aint fucked |
| JFC this guy has nuke codes? |
| Come on sleepy TRUMP stop rambling shit |
| holy shit he is even more of a rambling idiot every time i hear him |
| Do I sell my puts |
| What is he rambling on about lmao |
| We’re so cooked bro |
| Lol being a white house reporter actually just bleeding ears job rn |
| Bol think drilling is done? At 0.6? LOL!\n\nDrill continues after lunch break! |
| It’s there so he looks like he can read. |
| These companies will eventually get absolutely crushed, and rightly so\n\nThey will always have dog shit financials despite dreams of turning a profit (which will likely never materially happen) |
| Ok |
| 🥭 think this is a festivus briefing |
| nah theres genuinely something wrong with this man, no way even any of these sycophants at this desk think this is normal |
| Imagine listening to this 10 years ago. It would be an outrage. Now it’s just another day |
| Apnews had it headlined as 1min ago. I cant watch dude talk so i assumed he re-stated in this meeting lol. Sorry |
| Mark is dumping META |
| How much are you down? |
| what the... |
| I know advanced felching is a thing at least at one particular yale fraternity. |
| Well dumbass a hotel is not a fed reserve building. |
| We did it, MSFT finally red!!! |
| Gr8est* |
| Jeez the guy became monomaniac over his museum construction plans, sue him for being boooooooooring |
| What the hell is he talking about |
| msft doing what it always does, pumps start if day (when it does) and dies |
| LMAO bulls actually thought 40% of the gulf oil infrastructure being destroyed was bullish. Even if the strait opens up, shit is still fucked and there will now be tolls and reparations. ART OF THE DEAL SUCKERS AND LOSERS! |
| Investing in Paint immediately |
| I disagree. But hey. Thats what makes a market |
| Tears coming out of my ass trading this market, and this retard keeps talking about his ballroom. |
| Yup, literally just said that |
| Anyone understood the meaning of the video of WH today? It makes no sense |
| I think its being able to read between the lines, during liberation day he did shit a brick with his "yippy" comment |
| Worlds plunging into a global recession and Trump is complaining about wet grass and tents. |
| Told you to load RDDT puts yesterday smh. |
| Why are the markets going down? Any news I missed? |
| Remember, the accordion hands always means he’s lying |
| $SNAP finna be the next AI winner |
| I get sued by preservationists! |
| or SleepyJoeSuckz |
| What kind of accumulation? |
| Picked up meta at 562. Tell me im not regarded |
| If you hadn't figured it out by then, I am not sure a do over would help |
| I am absolutely burdened by what has been. |
| Uh oh he’s using his hands now |
| $vcx 40% fade 😳 |
| Love it, do we buy calls rn? |
| Alzheimer's is a bitch, ain't it |
| Do people realize that big tech at 20-30 p/e right now are actually generational buying opportunities ? |
| Which ones? Ours or theirs? |
| Go away bot |
| Bro, he wants real gold. LMAO |
| Not if compared to opening price lol lost a big chunk from that |
| the accordion came out. |
| Me ✋️🤓 |
| White house Jorkathon. You with me Peter? |
| What rambling is going on🤣 |
| When you start seeing Cramer screaming about the fed needing to do bail outs, you'll know its priced in. |
| If you're the one that mentioned it here yesterday... thank you! That was crazy good! |
| pretty sure that gold piece behind him is painted lol, always projection |
| Its just starting to drop, hold on. Maybe in a week can't even afford to send them to community college. |
| rddt needs a barf bag |
| Scam pump engaged |
| if you bought calls in the last 24 hours you deserve this |
| I'm not in charge of apnews headlines ffs |
| holy shit this press conference is so fucking random\n\nmake this make sense |
| JD is probably getting really good at disassociating 💀 |
| Can we please get a do-over and go back and elect the uninteresting coconut lady instead |
| If Bessent isn't in the cabinet meeting, we know exactly where he is. This is hilarious |
| Ballroom? Really? |
| He's still talking about the ballroom lol i can't believe this shit |
| Trump’s Twitter password is likely “greatestPresidentEver”. |
| Bro nobody wants to hear about your tacky ass ballroom. The country is falling apart. How about talk about what you're doing to fix it? |
| Are we counting weed and caffeine? |
| Late stage dementia.\n\nBut congress apparently think he's fine. |
| Only 221 more days! |
| I AM A GOD-FEARING AMERICAN PATRIOT\n\nPLEASE DEAR LEADER TELL ME ABOUT THE GOLD IN THE BALLROOM. I LONG TO HEAR ABOUT THE IMPORTED MAAAARBLE. |
| "Ballroom is *desperately* needed, because tents are wiping out the lawn."\n\nJFC. |
| Someone open the blinds in the room |
| I'm not a bot. Just a hopeful bear wondering how tf the market keeps believing this shit |
| Mirror mirror on the wall who’s most fuk of them all? |
| filthy bulls |
| Every reason to drop so closes green. |
| You’re cooked |
| Jorking during breaks makes it doable tbh. White house employee here |
| I went long. Insane drop and war is bullish for social media. |
| Hey, this is random, but Zepbound actually works very well. Kind of weird to notice you are hungry but not be hungry simultaneously. |
| How long are we gonna be talking about paint bro |
| same here lol |
| I'm beginning to think there isn't any negotiation going on... |
| Just had a massive jumping value of a bunch of spy puts I own exp Monday not correlating to the underlying price. Watch out boys |
| So anyway, back to how we are negotiating with bombs. |
| Whenever this White House thing ends it’s going to sky rocket up |
| The White House was falling apart, columns about to fall over |
| We are going to pump back to flat before the real drill over the weekend lmao |
| #TLDR\n\n---\n\nTicker: ES (Eversource)\n\nDirection: Up\n\nPrognosis: Buy $75 Calls expiring 7/17/26\n\nCatalyst: Good ol' capitalism—bullying regulators into submission and securing a $6 billion bag.\n\nCasualties: Every single person paying for electricity and water in the state of Connecticut. \n\nOP's Special Skill: Room-temperature IQ (leaked their own brokerage account number on the first try). |
| Sold my puts and switched to calls. Need some of that sweet market manipulation now. |
| You desperately need a ballroom!! |
| ?? |
| Yep yesterday \n\n |
| No help is coming |
| https://youtu.be/GlxznyPzDrQ?si=leMmrWauD3fI1xAl\n\nHow bill gates is feeling rn |
| WSB comments that list out all of the long-theorized issues and contradictions of capitalism without being able to mention capitalism never gets old |
| Puts on Monday haven't made money all year |
| Same but make that -10% and happy with -25% |
| stop saying beautiful you turd |
| Believe it or not, it's not priced in yet |
| Oh great a Trump Arch. |
| What? |
| Imagine having to sit through his off topic rambling in every single meeting |
| Yes, some people on Twitter have "challenged" my research with ridiculous responses like "tax liens" are routine and not a big deal, and "the only thing that can hurt the fair value of a loan is a default." None of that is remotely true (if that was true, why do risk free treasury loans sell under par when interest rates drop?) If you had substance to address,. I would look at it in good faith. But ironically SoFI's 10-K report contradicts a lot of the rationales that people come up with to defend SoFi's fair value accounting. And FYI, I came out with my report in late February. On Twitter, Anthony Noto personally promised to correct me going forward. His only correction was actually to mislead investors about the nature of his prepaid variable transaction from a few months earlier (saying it was not a sale, when he filed a Form 4 and 144 with the SEC). Haven't heard from him since despite, despite following up numerous times, and despite his public promise on a post seen by 221k users. |
| Under budget ahead of schedule - that’s what I do. Righttttttt just like the market sir |
| Accumulation of pain |
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| I'm losing so much money right now.\n\n*Help plz* |
| But they gave him a secret gift yesterday! |
| it's there for aura |
| Can you leave me the fuck alone with this PDT. It's called gambling and it's classy. |
| wearing this title proudly |
| How can I inverse myself if I’m already inversing myself? |
| Bot is slow to update it seems... |
| What could have possibly tipped you off to that I wonder |
| RDDT finding new lows |
| I cannot believe how fast these 1dtes are losing value. I know thats kinda the whole thing, but jfc. |
| Actually you do belong here because your fucking regarded. It all makes sense why you are pushing your narrative. Your dumbass bought puts that expire before earnings based on some event that can not possibly come to light until earnings are released. Even after today and the muddy waters pull shit your up a whopping $180. If you’ve actually done any research you could have made more just working your shift at Wendy’s |
| Yesssssss |
| uso calls man |
| What about some nice quality coke? Or we doing quality fent behind Wendy's now? |
| I'm in for QQQ 580 calls... let's ride 😎 |
| I thought it would go down more |
| Just buy MU shares. |
| This one is reducing the output of the resource our entire modern civilization depends on |
| Don't do drugs |
| bruh. I'm dying here. Guess my kids are going to community college. |
| can we skip the ballroom already 🥱 |
| We need the ballroom mom, can we get a ballroom??? |
| Ballroom? Really? 😕 |
| when qqq hits 560 there will be *fireworks* 🎆 |
| 🎵🎶🐻 *Didnt start the fireee, Its always been burning since 🥭 been squirminnn'* 🎵🎶 |
| You are in the accumulation stage. Don't miss out. |
| whats the point of having the binder in front of him bro is just rambling on about shit. he hasnt read a single line from that binder |
| 600 even |
| Honestly I thought msft was a shitty stock, but rip meta LOL. This drop brutal 😭, I cannot stomach |
| Prolific financial advisor of our generation |
| Bruh, 🥭 is so pumped full of drugs to keep him upright. He’s looking like late stage Jim Jones while he gave his final speech. Come to think of it, he talks just like him too…🧐 |
| Now is the time for oil longs |
| Wait he said this?!?\n\nTRUMP: Iran offered me to be their Supreme Leader. |
| Expend physical energy with the cost of protein in this economy? |
| Yes |
| Yes |
| The weak pump failed, slow fading sell off into the. close |
| Fuk it, just nuke the whole market. |
| Does anyone even thinks orange understands whats going on? |
| Is that why it crashed today? |
| I can't stop looking at my portfolio. I feel nothing though, because every dollar I put in feels like buying a lotto ticket. That money is just gone forever in my mind, with the possibility for return one day maybe. |
| An ARKK? |
| Losses in my portfolio not as severe as I expected. Let's fix that. |
| Sorry thought you were saying Riley |
| All time low so far |
| Invasion bullish no? |
| No, but the gov should. Probably within 5 years. |
| Can you imagine we dumping while he's speaking. and its only Thursday |
| the military needed the ballroom! |
| Hey Siri, set a reminder to exit all positions when the orange turd speaks |
| Goddamn I’m pussy lmfao. Cash ready and yet, scared to jump in |
| SPY just crash it's okay reach 650 |
| Because this retarded market can bounce for no reason at all... |
| 🤣🤣 |
| Calls on paper? |
| Send in the Ice Agents to secure the Hormuz border. |
| RDDT −8,50% 🥶 |
| yeah it's perfect time to talk about how clean the street of chicago is lol |
| Should race for a new countertop. Yikes |
| So all gains from yesterday are gone and then some |
| Ball Room Mentioned |
| right.. so april 1st. |
| minedroppers...unsecret...the hits just keep on coming |
| NO crying in the casino! Thanks for you'r attention to this matter |
| framework of a deal tomorrow, boots on the ground this weekend? |
| The ballroom!\n\nEdit: Triumphal arch!! |
| Were building an ARK!?! |
| Wut |
| Lookin good champ. Just go back to sleep 👍 |
| It is all fine |
| damn bulls thats rough. hey Alexa play taps |
| is it just me or is mango no longer... orange? |
| I work in the white house , overheard a meeting. They will invaden |
| You think it’s a good time to start accumulating or should I wait a couple more weeks? Meta, msft, nvidia, google all really tempting right now |
| msft down less than spy? never thought i’d see it |
| Ok. Probably swap back to calls now. It’s ping ponging between 651 and 654 |
| Is 🥭 speaking today |
| Oh God take us to November already so we can get rid of these clowns |
| We seem to be near capitulation with most stocks down 40-50% |
| Iran knows U.S can't do much with 5,000 marines. |
| If it ends 648 today I will tattoo 648 SPY on my ass |
| 🚨BALLROOM MENTION🚨 |
| Oh shit, really? |
| lol @ anyone who bought into $VCX yesterday |
| Get ready for Iranian ground invasion after markets close on Friday. \nIt's not even insider trading anymore. |
| Weeeeeeeeeee |
| https://www.youtube.com/live/jEakBgryB9w?si=KJT5cJaNUuIvGyDE |
| I have stopped chasing +25% days. I am now content with +10% days. It's called wisdom. |
| 🥭 gonna say war its over for the 20th time. Next day troops will arrive. |
| So much winning |
| That's why it's moving down in advance of the weekend. This is what pricing in looks like. |
| He is literally doing a "we made sure the trains run on schedule" speech right now |
| Bleeding puts rn, not a great time to gambol |
| This guy is actually retarded |
| lol, I’m watching on BBC in Uk.. they just cut this ramble off and said we’ll come back when they get back on topic 😂 |
| Yeah but I think that does less to influence the business and is more about setting up legal leverage to crowbar age verification via doxxing yourself into every social media platform and whatever else an overbearing government can get away with forcing on the populace. |
| META is taking a corn-esque dump |
| Bad move. They lost their hyperscaler prospect. |
| Nah the puts are alright |
| Always was |
| Just awoke how's my Rddt and Meta two fund port looking? |
| Here's a clean, sourced rewrite:\n\n---\n\n**Applied Digital (APLD)** designs, builds, and operates next-generation data centers focused on AI and high-performance computing (HPC). Their flagship campuses — **Polaris Forge 1** (Ellendale, ND) and **Polaris Forge 2** (Harwood, ND) — are purpose-built AI factories, each designed to scale up to 1 gigawatt.\n\n**Key Contracts:**\n- APLD finalized three long-term leases with CoreWeave totaling 400MW at Polaris Forge 1, bringing anticipated contracted revenue to ~$11 billion. [Applieddigital](https://ir.applieddigital.com/news-events/press-releases/detail/128/applied-digital-finalizes-additional-150mw-lease-with)\n- A separate ~15-year lease with an undisclosed U.S. investment-grade hyperscaler covers 200MW at Polaris Forge 2, worth ~$5 billion — with a first right of refusal on the remaining 800MW. [Applieddigital](https://ir.applieddigital.com/news-events/press-releases/detail/132/applied-digital-announces-5-billion-ai-factory-lease-with)\n- Combined, total contracted revenue across both campuses stands at approximately $16 billion. [Applieddigital](https://ir.applieddigital.com/news-events/press-releases/detail/137/applied-digital-completes-phase-ii-ready-for-service-at)\n\n**Execution Progress:**\n- Polaris Forge 1 achieved Ready-for-Service, delivering 100MW on schedule and fully energizing its first building for CoreWeave. [Applieddigital](https://ir.applieddigital.com/news-events/press-releases/detail/142/applied-digital-reports-fiscal-second-quarter-2026-results)\n- A second 150MW building is under construction and expected online in 2026, with a third 150MW facility anticipated in 2027. [Applieddigital](https://ir.applieddigital.com/sec-filings/all-sec-filings/content/0001144879-26-000002/apldq226earningsrelease.htm)\n\n**The Risk:** Revenue is heavily concentrated in a small number of hyperscale clients — if timelines slip or a key tenant stumbles, the impact on cash flow could be significant. [Simply Wall St](https://simplywall.st/stocks/us/software/nasdaq-apld/applied-digital/news/will-coreweaves-400-megawatt-lease-deal-reshape-applied-digi)\n\n---\n\n*Sources: Applied Digital press releases & SEC filings (applieddigital.com/ir)* |
| this is actually REALLY funny 😂 |
| Cringe level bullshit |
| They pick up paper... |
| Story Time with Grandpa Mango |
| Taking 1 island won't do it bud. You'll have to take the whole coast. And then hey , let's look for some enriched uranium while we're at it. |
| I can’t even afford packs. You got any to spare? |
| I FEEL SOO GOOD I FEEL SOO SAFE!!! |
| Welp. \n\n\nThursday is the new Friday. The market movers need to exit their positions before Friday. |
| Can someone hack his twitter account and push it up. |
| 5 to 7 years according to gulf infrastructures authorities |
| “lasers” (minime “”) |
| if we blow through 650 is it deadass over |
| Bitcoin dead |
| Somebody in here just said we're never going below 652 |
| Awww you missed chance for p00ts on the ground 😞 |
| Portfolio at an all time low |
| Im tired of this market. This is not a wartime leader |
| RDDT decided its going to the middle east to help open the strait of whoremoose. |
| I thought that operation was pretty much completed. |
| i got like 640 puts for monday next week and im holding onto them |
| No crying in the casino bols |
| Rddt jeeez wtf! |
| Hell yeah, we gotta liberate them Iranian juggs |
| If we get another -5% on SPY we will see MSFT under 300 lol |
| real American christian miracle |
| His insiders bought calls on Oil in morning. Thesis is executing now. |
| All the bulltards including those running billions buying into what Orange Peel has been saying is the most ridiculous shit I've ever witnessed. Do these people read and see other real sources of information? As just about EVERYTHING I've been reading and seeing since Orange Boy opened his Pinocchio mouth spewing this winding down and big prize bulllshit was 100% contradictory. Sheeez........................ |
| So boring can't listen no more |
| Taking 64 points out of /ES today. |
| Brother, I drop $500,000 on selling NVDA puts every month like it's nothing. |
| 650 is the fucking portal to hell |
| When I do cheat meals I have to do it with edibles to maximize the dopamine. |
| Just made a profit of a whole $17. Too confusing today, I’m out. |
| We need a sticker with trump pointing up and it saying " I didn't think it was that bad" |
| Oh shit lmao |
| Report on the mass destruction and deaths. Not on air raid sirens |
| literally nothing is priced in |
| We’ve only just begun |
| Why not? Quite symbolic |
| It's all over but the crying |
| “We” lol |
| All these companies spending billions on AI chips are bleeding out. You think they won't cancel some of this capex that is feeding the chip industry? NVDA is fucked |
| wtf is the dude saying lmao |
| I agree! Ever been on Federal Boulevard in Denver, Colorado? Cleaner than I have ever seen it. |
| Licking my wounds |
| nbcnews is streaming it |
| Many algos playing them as a long/short pair |
| https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jjt9Qx9MBPk |
| why not let it ride? |
| I’m fine 🥹 |
| SPY has pulled the fuck u all line I see, killed the puts then the calls now |
| HTZ HTZ HTZ |
| Did you know intel still existed? It's true. |
| deadass |
| At this point, id settle for a burrito |
| I usually do the opposite |
| my rklb calls don't feel good for tomorrow |
| Shame that this whole thing was manufactured solely by one individual, but it can’t be reversed by one, as it was with tariffs |
| Khamenei senior returning for Easter, confirmed. |
| RDDT wtf.... |
| When are we getting the V? |
| Is it over 😭😭 |
| OpenAI puts erotic chatbot plans on hold ‘indefinitely," per FT\n\nthis is the real short thesis[](https://x.com/FirstSquawk/status/2037172486727753949) |
| Market is done taking the lies now I guess. Same recycled lines everyday isnt making anything better. |
| They are 90 million ppl |
| I peaked in life on October 2025 |
| Feel like it would be more chill if the opposite was happening |
| Turkey is sitting:Hmm, when this is over, we get a piece of the pie |
| Ah I see |
| tHe StOcK mArKeT iS gOnNa DoUbLe |
| iran wants taco to "be realistic", i wouldn't hold my breath. |
| "Just in" like 2 days ago |
| I don’t think 🥭 knows what this press conference is for lmao |
| Before 🥭 I couldn’t step out of my house without seeing tren de aragua, now everything is great |
| Great comment |
| Im buying TSLA. I mean look at those fundamentals. Very resilient during times of war and bear markets |
| Too long, didn't read, Ban OP, close thread. |
| https://preview.redd.it/svug95f8perg1.png?width=2245&format=png&auto=webp&s=e66c66e82f56132cc568380bd4ad1145000c64dc\n\nThey're definitely manipulating the price.\n\nYou can only keep that up for so long though. |
| 🥭 looks so beat up, seems he’s about to fell asleep any second 😆😆 doesn’t look like one is having so many wins |
| Spy 630 calls expiry tommorow \n\n\nThis war will be like no other this weekend.. |
| ok thnx |
| Yet. It's not as severe as he expected yet. it takes a while for us regards to smell the Crayola |
| That would actually open the straights. Unless you know of some phantom Iranian forces the rest of us are missing? |
| switch from MU SNDK to AAPL. GOOGL before it's too late |
| Stop trying to make “Department of War” happen |
| Art of the deal is grifting |
| Are you already tired of winning or should we keep going? |
| Mate since start of conflict I'm up by over 25%, mainly by shorting oil. |
| Its been eod |
| forgot intel existed |
| “Beatings will continue until is sell on a huge loss”.\n\nWSB regard probably |
| Ummm rddt going out of business today apparently? |
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| It’s unbelievable how many of these dumb fucks went to Ivy League schools. The right wing politicians and media pundits. Like what the fuck are they teaching them |
| And? You'd be paying nearly $500 less at 1% less. |
| My investment over the past ten years in these quads is finally going to pay off. |
| Mango wants to taco out of this so bad |
| I’m listening on Bloomberg radio.\n\nhttps://www.bloombergradio.com |
| We printing on INTC $44 calls 4/17 or nah 🚀 |
| You just never know! |
| Depends where the war is\n\nShould've sticked to Greenland |
| It feels like monday’s pump is just a way to help his friends exit |
| Yes |
| U.S. Treasury flying pallets of cash to ber |
| whens Passover? |
| Peak |
| ALAB WILL DUMP HARD \n\n\nVRTX WILL DUMP HARDER |
| The market is pricing in the impending weekend carnage. Don't overthink it. |
| Fake News. Everything coming from the admin is a lie |
| That feeling when you're both the lowest buy of the day on an option strike and also the highest sell >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> |
| When nvda starts picking up apple starts to go down lmao, this isn’t investing anymore just lolz |
| Is it melting? |
| Market = man with severe diarrhea \n\nToilet = OpEx |
| OK but let's be real that would not be all that far-fetched. |
| 🥭 just regarded and egging on the similar situation as rose garden last year.\n\nBasically tried the same trick twice, and thought we'd get same results. But honestly i do not think you can do that |
| Just put it in and get it over with |
| Of course not, we all saw that there is obviously somebody participating in some major insider trading based off of moves in the market that happened minutes before he announced a 48-hour timeline.\n\nAs long as his people are profiting off of it, he really doesn't care about your 401k or the well-being of anybody who isn't in his circle of friends. |
| They already said no chance of talks, this is nonsense to stall |
| They already rejected it |
| I think something like that was in the beginning of the movie sicario 2 |
| ?link? |
| I’ll do my own research, thanks (/s) |
| This is Thursday drill. Friday drill is yet to come. |
| 650 650 650 Spy |
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| I'm broke and even I have more of a position in nuclear than this guy does. |
| I think he may attack on 4th of April, if they attack on weekend it will be crazy |
| WHO ARE YOU CLAIMING ARE RELIGIOUS EXTREMISTS WITH THE SARCASTIC TONE\n\n???? |
| Have you ever read the dumpster fire that is comments on most areas of Reddit? |
| Any time my puts go green, immediate profit taker .. |
| More like news circlejerk |
| Mumble rap |
| The fuck? Where do they say these numbers? Can you link em? |
| Its definitely not the way ***YOU*** think it is either. I don't have a clue how effective he is, history will judge that. But this will go down in history much more like WW2 than Afghanistan or Vietnam. Absolute worst case is it's another Iraq. It won't be |
| With this rate you will hit 2M in less than 3 months, though your odds are almost negative |
| Highest level drug dealers.\n\nLVL 1 THUG VS LVL 99 Gangeters |
| Sending boots on the ground in sanfran |
| He is also highly regarded. Which is wild because he somehow managed an ivy league education. That he now shits on. My guess is he drank himself stupid. |
| Let’s gooo! |
| dude i swear thats where the entire admin learned about international relations. like me when ive got bombers and am messing with some medival empire when i accidentally start a war with a fair opponent |
| A lot of this has to do with the Iran situation |
| so it’s over? we just hold puts until 🥭 dies or something? |
| BLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD |
| They talk to him like he is a Make-A-Wish kid. |
| He can’t do what we do |
| No. Crash market |
| JUST IN: Trump envoy confirms 15-point ceasefire plan has been presented to Iran, indicates ‘strong possibility’ deal can happen |
| Breaking: No one will be suing [Truth.social](http://Truth.social) for addiction |
| All because we didn’t appoint kid rock to be the new ayatollah |
| They need to approve my polymarket account. I'm getting tired of all this weekend announcement shit |
| This press conference is wild. |
| His puts aren’t hitting |
| THANKS OBAMA\n\n |
| what is he even saying |
| Cabinet meeting highlights: Vance claims Iran has nuclear suicide vests. |
| He says that to everything stock market related. He said the same thing with liberation day |
| VERY SLEEPY. SAD |
| You know that when he talked about trans mice that they aren't actually making mice trans, right? Transgenic means gene therapy research. Expand that to most of what he talks about. |
| Lol yeah a gun is just a really heavy pen used for signing a different type of deal |
| Lets wait until these rates are reflected in the credit market... then fun gonna start then |
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| bol anoos has been obliterated... i repeat, bol has no anoos left |
| If he were to stop drinking, the cumulative hangover would probably kill him |
| 📉📉📉 |
| !banbet VRTX 435 1w |
| It not about being wrong or not, we all know corrections happens and will keep happening as long as human exist, thing is, historically they lasted slightly over a year or less. So if you want to try timing 1 year out of 20, by all means. You’ll definitely be a rockstar if you get it right lol |
| Why would iran even negotiate? The last time they did it, they got bombed 😅 |
| somewhere between fat bottom latina and asian with special cans |
| Ha so true. |
| Theta gang |
| OIL is ripping after this lunatic's speech. |
| 581 is nothing now 😭😭😭 |
| Bill Ackman down 16% YTD LOL |
| I think we've seen all there is to see. People have been named such as Bill Gates. No one really cares. |
| If everyone starts praying right now, we'll get that deal with...those religious extremists. |
| If paint brush man closes the other strait, say good night to global trade. |
| what the hell is he talking about now |
| Yes the ratings for the mortgage backed securities were artificially rated high to be able to keep selling them to investors where everyone was buying because it was deemed very high quality and they could payout a lower amount because of it. If they were rated lower then 1. Many not as many buyers because it is “more risky” and 2. Because it is more risky then the payout would have to be more to make it more enticing to investors. |
| We call it boots on the ground. Iran call it sandals on the ground? |
| lol forgot about that thanks |
| Everything on my watch list is red today. Everything. |
| Puts on the ground y'all |
| 🧢 |
| qqq almost back to friday lows |
| I’m getting gaped |
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| I remember someone telling me when this started that “its only 20% of the worlds oil, how much could it affect prices?”\n\nThe unbearable weight of real life crashing down on people lost in fairytale free money tesla to 3000 AI AI AI world |
| Ok very good, I bought a lil pre-market |
| All a stall tactic for the weekend drama... |
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| Just fill that 648.5 gap $SPY\n\nThe fuck is this nonsense dancing |
| It is Joever obover trover jdover |
| Boobs on the ground |
| They are trying hard to spin it but all options have been exhausted and they know it |
| Fuck this shit, I'm switching to pokemon packs |
| Hate to say it, but MU WDC ram gang we are kind of fked. |
| They should consider negotiating with the Iranians, bombs can't speak. |
| Spy will collapse. GET OUT NOW! |
| pretty sure every "algorithm" is just "show more of that random shit the guy just clicked like on that one time" instead of the shit im actually interested in. |
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| If oil goes up Pete's hair is fucked |
| how bad is the USA lmao |
| I am literally tank bae's cheerleader |
| !banbet Dell 177 6h |
| incredible bottom |
| MSFT is fucking stamping on my nads! |
| hegseth is incapable of sounding even moderately tough |
| everyone getting framemogged |
| Something, something, pallets of cash..... |
| Ayyeee Illinois mentioned |
| None of this is real until we breach 650 again |
| Mining and Processing are both problems and it depends on the specific metal which is more of a problem but the point of my post wasn't the specific terms and processes it is that we DO have access to all of this shit but there has not been enough economic incentives to make us chase it. Everything is in a normal supply and demand curve |
| yOU ThiNk theY'D JusT LEt yOU makE monEY On Puts?\n\nYet you think "they"'d just let you make money on calls, retard? \n\nShit is manipulated somewhat, but nobody gives a shit about your 10 SPY options. They might print, they might not. It's not a fucking conspiracy. |
| TOO MUCH WINNING |
| He's sleeping in 4k bro lmaaaao |
| That slow bleed is killing me. Just do a couple of circuit breakers and be done with this shit 🤬 |
| I'd wager Jeanine Pirro |
| I think with the tariffs he figured out if you just add and remove things over and over again, the market ignores it. |
| you can hold. just sold right at 370. 30% profit in 2 hours. |
| "its truly a short distance from sniffing your own farts, to having your head lodged up your own ass, and this guy was so full of himself, you could only guess that he had graduated to the later." |
| Kids hate this one simple trick |
| SPY just let go. It's okay buddy. You can go back in a couple weeks, just relax |
| This is almost as believable as Mangos negotiations. |
| “Tank” it’s literally in the fucking phrase you idiot |
| Another red day for MU. Awful |
| Donald Slump. Slumpy Trumpy. |
| Spys on its last little hop skip and a bounce, about to drop down to 600 by mid june |
| Probably some church lady |
| Yeah, so as I said, it wasn't a joke. |
| it seems like the only sensible thing to invest in right now is AI generated onlyfans bots |
| There are none right now |
| Can someone send me the image they send here of the guy cutting his dick with stock candles |
| Mango looks like he had a rough night |
| 🥭 sleeping as usual😂 |
| Bol will look you dead in the eye and say “yes I brushed my teeth” but you see those bristles are dry and that mouth stank. |
| It's fucking bullshit. They haven't talked about furniture once. |
| My TSM puts are printing today. Taiwan is gonna be out of fuel and helium within a week. The question is whether they stop chip production or force the population to have daily blackouts to keep the lights on at TSM plants |
| You can do a quick walk and hand deliver that in 15min lol |
| Will continue negotiating with bombs. He said it. Lol. Tanky time |
| AMD = Another Massive Dumping |
| They'd be great cars if they didn't cost 40% too much because of the idiot premium, but until the price comes down they're merely average compared to a BYD or Li. They're not even the third best EV worldwide, not even close. |
| Nuclear suicide vest? What is this idiot talking about. |
| Feels like a press conference to get in front of some things about to go down |
| Should I be buying VTI as it’s dropping or is tha catching a falling knife? |
| do you not have a car 😭 |
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| Headinasseth comes off as a parody character of sister-marrying gun-toting preppers in sitcoms. |
| CNBC |
| They are just repeating whatever they said on day1 yet the war is still ongoing and no vessel is permitted to pass |
| cabinet meeting |
| Spy |
| Praying a whole lot for the soldiers they going somewhere? |
| They’ve confused his pampers with pamping the market |
| DUDE IS KNOCKED OUT LMAO |
| Oh so it CAN go lower |
| Scott save my calls |
| Took long enough lol. |
| My puts are fckd. My calls are fckd. I am fckd left and right. What a day. |
| Energy |
| Who’s the female voice going “mmmhmmmm” in the background like some fucking church lady? |
| Hegseth: "We are here to win and we are full speed ahead. We pray for a deal and welcome it, but in the meantime the department of war will continue to negotiate with bombs." |
| Thank you for the puff of hopium |
| Why spy scared to regard pump when I have cash waiting for put entries smh |
| Sara eisen seems to care more about Israeli safety than American safety. Maybe she should move there |
| You know what they say: build social capital in a small agricultural community. |
| Cash account gang because I am far too reckless when I really shouldn't be. |
| War over, we won. Trust me bro |
| That early AMD pump scared me to sell my 5 puts. Could have made bank had i held. |
| WAR IS NEGOTIATION BY OTHER MEANS\n\nGET YOUR STANDARD ISSUE HELMET AND GUN |
| 😂 |
| They can skip the talk and just make out on live |
| Martial law by midterms.. you heard it here first 😎 |
| My theta bro honestly owes me head at this point |
| This account has been challenged on twitter already about how their information is not accurate. They have been pushing this narrative for weeks. Seems fitting that they came out of the woodworks when sofi was already down. Be cautious about trusting anything they are saying. They are just another short with an agenda that is trying to manipulate a stock. |
| News are dumb, every quarter MU keeps growing. |
| what's the deal with all these deals? |
| dude microsoft just continues to drop with no support, a wise play would be hold |
| This market nothing burgers everything. Epstein files? Nah WW3? Nah have a lil dip and then run it up |
| JUST IN: 🇮🇷🇺🇸 Over one million Iranian soldiers have been prepared for a possible ground war with the United States. |
| 🥭 checking out how much longer his speech is |
| Oh, don't worry, your buns will definitely be getting used as payment for *something*, indeed. |
| This is bad |
| SPY 650 today |
| Who knows, in theory they should be going up because you know, war but it tracks that they are down. Upside down reality |
| I thought I was in the dungeons and dragons subreddit for a moment. |
| april 1 calls for days |
| put walls man |
| Are you guys watching some news conference, i dont understand what are you talking about |
| Negotiation with bombs lmaooo |
| Stagflation is here baybeeeee |
| Ultimatodealmaker |
| AI software names in general are being sold off because there’s so much concentration in hardware names with all the current macro risk. You sell what you own most of.\n\nLook at NVDA. It’s “cheap” relative to XOM, and has been cheap for about a year now. We just need more time to get over this Iran hump, but trying to time this with options is retarded |
| Lmao AAPL green? wtf |
| Baron has bought some puts most likely |
| These people are all liars and idiots… |
| -1%? No. Make it -2% |
| This conference sounds like a Shark Tank sales pitch to the stock market. |
| Why does the war tank the market anyway |
| Then why ranting? Get your cash and enjoy. |
| got covid Tuesday, the brain fog is real. I finally know what it's like to feel like someone who believes politicians serve them |
| Trump looks like he's about to do do in his pant pant. |
| so are we dumping soon? |
| Yeah I just mute and watch for the red headlines.\n\nIts like some moron trying to get $20 from his grandpa by jerking him off about the war. |
| Spot on |
| they are sooooooo about to announce ground invasion ! eheh, see you around bullfriends |
| What a fun little ride this morning. +$5K who wants ice cream!?!? |
| Nonexistent nukes that definitely exist have always been the wmds |
| You🫵🏻 thought msft stays green???😂😂😂 |
| That damn tan suit bro |
| So its my understanding Iran's enforcers are still out and ... well enforcing |
| Algos will pump on tweeted picture but won't do anything while a senile mango rambles |
| Does anyone know a good stock to buy |
| Boots on ground after market close, boots back in the air at market open. We gone do this for next three years while gas is $15 |
| He’s such a dork |
| That’s unfair to Pete. It’s just one suspicious tattoo |
| join the military and be our insider |
| mango looks like he is sleeping lmfao |
| trump said it: Spy should have dropped more and yet all were seeing is a 0.6% decrease. markets need to truly price this war in. |
| Apparently Obama paid for iran's missiles or something |
| Enough for the Strait 😂 |
| I heard Odo's been looking for you. |
| https://preview.redd.it/uepqco2goerg1.jpeg?width=1260&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=43cd4e5eb171f833ec825dba151c2a8b3cb725fa\n\nHey don’t be upset with a challenge I have set out for myself. Follow see if I make it? |
| They are going to try to take the oil island. |
| This is AlGo(res) market |
| Wait. \n\nI’ve seen this girl before…where??? |
| This is BS. Why is the market still so strong!? |
| 🥭 IS OUT BRO |
| 🥭actually respects the dick riding north korea has achieved |
| MANGO IS ASLEEEP |
| The market, probably |
| It's a mere miscalculation..2 km 4km tomatoe tomato |
| Calls on maple syrup |
| Alright time to V now. |
| Keeeps getting worse. Holy lord. Same old samenold |
| Our leaders unironically enjoy the Jarhead sequels |
| gold is tightly correlated to inverse oil at the moment, do you think oil is gonna fall back down to its previous levels anytime soon? if your answer to that question is no, you are fuk in ass |
| The hardest part about a two week war is the first 6 years |
| Positions or ban |
| Bro why an average American would care about all of this? |
| About to go red ytd, gonna pull the rip cord here soon |
| This guy is insufferable to listen to |
| I can sell a put expiring on Monday for $700 per contract. Caps my gains on my 700 strikes. But also scalps some profits if we pop.\n\n Hmmmm |
| We can make a special 🥭 🏆🏆🏆 ride at Disney world |
| Godspeed, it’s all about small wins. You can do it! |
| Yep, I predict the US will launch an offensive to take Kharg Island next Thursday night, right after 4 pm ET. That's right before the 3-day market holiday weekend, timed so that the markets will have time to digest the news. |
| "This is stuff for the history books" \~Kegsbreath\n\nNarrator: Accurate, but not in the way you think it is, Pete. |
| 9 days here lol |
| Gold 'bubble' is rational given the USD debt bubble.\n\nOne cannot exist without the other. |
| Not my area of expertise, there are no fat people in Europe |
| Boots on the ground boys. Straight closed for another month |
| Jesus would be said |
| Stop making gas so expensive |
| a lot wont want to hear it, but I chimed in with a heaven't you people ever heard of closing the gosh darn door no |
| Another 657 day |
| Not listening.... Did Obama finally invade Iran? |
| That’s what most of their meetings are about. How to do that. |
| unlimited buying power |
| Dub |
| Dont forget hawaii |
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| Did you try hitting undo, it's alt+z or capslock+alt+f4 for some. |
| 2 kilometers range? lmao |
| Probably cost more to delete their programmes than Obama paid ya donkey. |
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| Calls on oil |
| https://preview.redd.it/nyfyta9coerg1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=51b979def2d1ad0d39d3b6ee6a500b717be759f2 |
| They'll try to take the oil island after market close this weekend. Times up perfectly with Trumps 5 day delay. |
| Why does everybody keep looking up \n\n\nAre they expecting something to fall on them? |
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| You might or might not be but you're on the winning side of that bet. |
| Back when you needed a .edu email address to sign up and it was a functional tool with a specific purpose in mind. Everything was engineered around connecting college kids on a campus with each other and it was really good at that. |
| cant believe i searched google for "mango press conference". u fuckers |
| Went long micron yesterday after selling at 430+ while riding it from 250. Currenty up +90% ytd, don't even wanna tell you how much i'm up the last 24 months cause you will have to take antidepressants. |
| This is North Korea level dick sucking, my god |
| Probably his puts didn't print as much as he hoped |
| Every time |
| Only he alone is smart. Everyone else is dumb. Must be heavy burden |
| #PSA: ANYBODY WHO WAS GOING TO SELL ALREADY HAS YOUR BUYING OPTIONS ON INSTITUTIONAL CHURN!!! |
| can we just say that Donny won the war (even if Iran actually did) and end it. WE ALL WIN! |
| Only way to pump it is to delete the company |
| It’s funny because there is no way to verify anything that these people are saying. They could tell us that they blew up 100,000 targets and 1,000 boats and I don’t have the first clue of how to verify that as true. |
| I might get assigned 400 shares of NVDA if it doesn't recover. ☠️ |
| Break ceasefire so many times the other side refuses to come to the table.\n\n\nART OF THE DEAL. |
| "my puts didn't even print wtf" |
| They share beds |
| It's Obama's fault, apparently. |
| Feels like a coiled up scam pump |
| “This is pure American success” |
| lol they literally have an infinite leader respawn rate mr pete boozeth |
| Politicians all say one thing, then do the real deals behind closed doors. All while spending our tax money on strippers and expensive dinners. At least we can still say things like this without being arrested (for now). |
| I feel like Nelly just did a drive-by that got my whole folio, and now he's famous after making a hit song about it. |
| They wouldn't be getting sent there if they weren't needed. |
| Bruh wtf lol |
| He's like a 9 year old described a GI Joe |
| oh noooo not Obama\n\nJesus fuck, do these guys never get any new material? |
| Oh yeah ?? Lol |
| Trump on his 6th nap in last 20 minutes \nWe are cooked |
| The money we were legally obligated to give back to them? |
| Can they just shut up so wen can continue trading.... |
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| I moved to shares and I'm down 3% today wtf I thought this was supposed to be the safe way to do it |
| Sounds so Gay if you think about it. All the seamen.... |
| KEEP BUYING THE DIP REGARDS LMAO |
| Like watching paint dry, I’d rather be eating paint chips at this point |
| SPY with the V reversal, a middle finger formation |
| What both sides? |
| What is dead can never die |
| The tds in here reeks lmfao 🤮🤢 |
| Positions or ban |
| 🧢 |
| What kinda ass licking is this? |
| You don't need a Navy Commander if there isn't a Navy to be fair. |
| Barry O with the pallets of cash |
| I am an proud unpatriotic short seller |
| I legit hate this motherfucker |
| Everything on sale rn, load up before the moonshot tomorrow |
| they gonna want your passport to make an account |
| Market became numb to retardedness |
| CNBC: "Trump says oil and stock market reaction to Iran conflict not as severe as he expected" wtf is this headline |
| Might be regarded but i just bought META calls |
| Tds in my dna |
| Checks out, this should be adopted as the standard definition of EBITDA. |
| Lmao he’s fighting for his life to stay awake. |
| Trump:\n\n> “Frankly, I thought the oil prices would go up more and I thought the stock market would go down more,” Trump said. “Hasn’t been nearly as severe as I thought. I think they have confidence in the American president and maybe the people sitting around this table.” |
| Brent above 100$, money printer go brrrrr soon |
| Until its not |
| I hope they layoff another 30% to pump it |
| I miss when people who wore suits daily took pride in it and actually had well fitting, good looking suits. Now it's just men playing dress up and wearing suits because that's what they think big boys wear. |
| The stock market is now just a casino where the richest people on earth gamble your 401k lol |
| Goal: About $2M \nTo go: About $2M |
| 🫵 90% of retail day traders lose 90% of their capital in 90 days 🫵 |
| Man, 50 is young in politics? Sad. |
| Goddamnit I’m pretty much ready to capitulate. Cannot believe I’ve held this far. I knew this shit was coming |