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| By when will meta hit at least $800 this year? |
| So true patriot, double down |
| This is the comment I was looking for. |
| You’re the only name I look for in here. Always spot on it seems. |
| Bers, QQQ keeps gigapumping LMAO |
| Your welcome, for anyone that listened to me and grabbed the googl calls |
| So....is this a buy opportunity? Or what? \n\nIf I buy it, will MSFT fuck me over like META did back in Oct/Nov? |
| The 3rd nuke dropped on japan |
| It's already dumped over 25% the last two weeks before this AH bump from META. Hard to believe it will keep dumping unless they really fuck up earnings (which tbf is always a possibility) |
| Our moms, dads, aunts, and uncles are the ones to thank for this META pop because they stay on Facebook 24/7 😭 |
| That’s not an expense dummy |
| I bought on the release of abacus 3.1 |
| Yeah probably a good idea. I was in at 480 and happy with it just time to hold. Thankfully got into Meta at 630. Maybe the conference call will help MSFT I don’t think they gave guidance out yet. Meta did already which ballooned. |
| Welp, my port is Ghey! |
| You’re right but this is reddit so the downvotes flood in. Love my model y but agree that this stock is a joke. |
| anyone in on MDA |
| Didn’t know GOOGL had earnings today |
| GOOGL what in the fuck bro? I LOVE it, but holy what?! |
| Not sure SLV is benefiting from weak $$, ride as long its sunny! |
| Lololol - that is ok! I have figured and then I guessed you were born with it! \n\nWhich there is nothing wrong with that easy! All I ever ask is use your tools correctly! |
| Earnings tomorrow |
| 30K in LEAPS here, feeling good. |
| That’s the chart for January. |
| dude how in the goddamn fuck do you get puts right before big news hits. Fucking Gotham insider fuck. |
| Will CME increase margin from 9% to 11% and the margin calls that will happen tonight and tomorrow morning drop silver? |
| Are you sure you have the immediate live price feed and not some 15 minutes delayed stuff? |
| You’re lucky it didn’t go through. You would’ve been banned in a week for a week… |
| Lmao why u so mad OP is it cuz ur short? |
| SNDK has moved from yesterday low of 460 to 540 plus\n\nWith no specific company announcements 😐 |
| GET ZUCKED |
| The worst part about buying options for earnings is not being able to close your position when you realize you were wrong and just seeing the loss pile up |
| Inverse reality |
| At what point is Ubisoft Market Cap worth less than its IP so the shares are actually worth less than the physical assets? It has a market cap of 500M. AI thinks the AC IP is worth billions alone.\n\nSurely, someone will want to scoop this up so it could be a long term buy? |
| My GOOG $355 CCs for Feb 13 are fucked lol. Damn |
| sofi calls |
| You did it wrong regard |
| Pulls |
| The less cars Tesla delivers, the higher the stock goes |
| The market will stay irrational longer than I can stay solvent |
| QQQ 640 a lock |
| You were right. Free money |
| hes certainly got a deflated wiener |
| damn. have u had any luck with other retail stocks? What about commodity stocks? |
| ASML popped 10% and then sunk to red at 10AM. Let's see it happen with META |
| They’re also really good at handing money to Elon’s other businesses. |
| I’m shorting silver! SLV. |
| !banbet MU 500 1w |
| i build tons of shopify stores\n\nguess what platform all those companies buying META ads sell on?\n\nSHOP up tomorrow |
| Tomorrow |
| RDDT is now all but guaranteed to beat. Should see heavy increase in volume and pump leading into earnings. |
| I can see Elon saying some crazy shit like offering TSLA shareholders SpaceX equities, he wants to PUMP ET |
| iykyk |
| Because 🐻 are 🌈 |
| Shrek dick is what happened |
| Is mu just gonna keep going up? Wtf |
| What the fuck is he delivering? DILDOS? |
| Since Tesla invested $2B into xAI, do they have to report on xAI's losses? Not sure how that works, but would be interesting to see. xAI estimated to be losing \~$13B per year? |
| https://preview.redd.it/ucfzvey126gg1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f8cc1e406e8802f4da58134664c213c169035b03\n\nSee if this holds until tomorrow |
| All this crying in this sub is delicious. |
| Replace it with gold and silver |
| That means holding Tesla forever, bc the earnings news for this value will never come |
| Put only 10% of my port in it in december 😭 |
| What was the reason for the msft drop? Earnings seem legit. Is it because Azure isn't growing fast enough or something? |
| Same but instead of dollars it's brain cells |
| Does seem like a total farce right? Supposed to be rewarded for correctly allocating capital and yet when I smash a homerun 30% of my portfolio disappears |
| Kept shorting QQQ at 636.2, oh yeah! |
| All I had to do was hold my MU LEAP and I'd be fucking up. |
| Short TSLA and META, long MSFT. And long WHR. I shit you not |
| Keep in mind that all Snap+ users can give trial periods of 1 week, I think, to up to 3 friends. This may inflate the number you see here (and from others). |
| **Ban Bet Created:** **/u/fungoodtrade** bet **GOOG** goes from **341.51** to **360.0** before **07-Feb-2026 05:27 PM EST**\n\nTheir record is 1 wins and 1 losses.\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| The first one of these companies that builds a realistic looking and feeling robot that you can fuck will be the most valuable company ever by a mile. |
| !banbet GOOG 360 10d |
| Elon and robots |
| It’s true |
| Lol the man wants to bet against Elon. Godspeed! |
| 🫡 |
| Pooping rn thinking about why I bought MSFT |
| My Google calls gonna bank tomo |
| Keep being retarded while I make a shit ton of money on these calls. TDS and EDS all up in this sub, you guys are mouth breathers lol. |
| Serves Nadella right for wearing those goofy ass glasses |
| Flip a coin pal. |
| gotta love how as long as TSLA has *anything* positive about earnings, it goes up\n\nmeanwhile other places need to ass-blast everything in order to not drop \n\nMSFT slight softening in cloud growth, but beat on everything, -5%\n\nTSLA revenue miss? Doesn't matter because EPS beat, +5% |
| Aww, no hyperinflation? |
| Should I sell my sndk shares before earnings 🤔 |
| Fk I wish I bought more META |
| People before august 15th, 1971 |
| Ath is possible soon it seems |
| Also, let me know when your IPO hits. I'll throw a fiver at it. |
| Every time SPY loses 7 cents, I lose 7000 dollars |
| Silver losing ground to gold in that ratio. No choice but up tmrw |
| Aged well |
| MU will print as long as storage demand is there with AI and will grow exponentially...good trade, imo! |
| Yes I did my bro |
| 2026: the year of the Zuck |
| Realistically could be close after hours tomorrow after sandisk earnings |
| Couldn’t be me |
| the orange is doing everything in his pedo power |
| Nice past performance lately. I’ll bite a little. I love Greece lol |
| steak lfg!!! |
| Wtf are you talking about |
| You probably mean DeceptiCON robots. |
| This guy isn’t becoming a trillionaire anytime soon |
| You already have a bet going - MU to 500.0 before 27-Feb-2026 05:24 PM -05 |
| puts are not something you just buy on a whim and make money so no not safe |
| Bers losing money while betting against Teslur. Name a gayer duo. |
| !banbet PLTR 170 14D |
| I dont believe what msft is saying. They seem way too desperate to get me to use their shitty copilot crap for it to be true. |
| Time to contribute to META's success & binge watch Insta Reels.... |
| 1/3 of all debt in this country was created by this pedo currently in charge |
| Fuck it. Calls it is. |
| "volume super low" SLV options volume is 4th behind SPY, QQQ and GLD, and I can confirm it def is not super low all day long. But yeah I dodnt know this could happen either, mustve been a data lag on his end somehow |
| Earnings tomorrow just wait |
| I'm of but modest intelligence, but is it possible that rising gold prices would fuel a buying frenzy before prices increase further, etc? |
| So if most people lean left that means they're not regular? Lmao what?\n\n\nAlso it's a meme making fun of people who are too pussy to stand up for anything. |
| Solar shingles are out. You can’t reserve CT extended battery. Roadster probably shouldn’t Allen as it will have no audience. \n\nSemi they have shown concept art of a new design. Not sure what happened to the couple of Pepsi ones from a few years ago. \n\nMarket value of 1.5 trillion only making 3b in profits over a year. Which is down from last year which was down from the year before. \n\nSold my puts before market close because this stock is nonsense. Then again I think musk is trying to get back in bed with potus so I’m sure he will find ways to pump it with our tax money and govt debt\n\nDisclaimer I own and love my model y but the stock is a joke. |
| Yeh...it's hailing bullets |
| PATRIOT! |
| What app do you use? I like the ui layout |
| Fuck that nazi scum. Who gives a shit. |
| lol |
| CVNA puts |
| No worries I was just cracking a joke at TSLA's expense (they can afford it with these stock prices) |
| Perfect time to make this announcement… I mean, ELON does this EVERY fucking time… diversion/distraction from the fact that TSLA can’t sell cars for shit.. 👍🏼 \nLast year, OMITTED BTC losses..\nOptimus BS and lying about the release date..\nAutonomy BS… \n\nKing of DECEIT.. barely can put 2 words together without stuttering.. 👍🏼 |
| this president loves crashing the dollar |
| holy shit you printed |
| What did h do |
| Not terrible |
| Well. Username.. |
| Buy or sell? |
| Amazon (AWS) is the reason you're able to make this comment now 👀 |
| I think tesla is flat over the past 5 years no? |
| Ok but my options portfolio is gonna drop 15%-90% tomorrow if *nothing* happens.\n\nSo…\n\nStocks are cool. |
| Debunked. |
| Is it safe to buy TSLA puts with a date after the midterms? If demo win, bad for TSLA. If demo lose, bad for us. If no mid term, bad for everyone. Seems a good deal? |
| I assume the "robots" wiill have human operators, just like his "self-driving" cars. What a joke. He should be in jail for all these lies to pump up the stock price. |
| Lmao |
| also how are u pulse checking those before you buy/sell? |
| Which r they |
| https://preview.redd.it/xd0u1emp16gg1.jpeg?width=1121&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f970862ef6a1575e3d14d7ec76899bb25c33c8a4 |
| APPLE PUMP WHEN |
| Your wife’s boyfriend probably bought gold |
| I bought a whopping 2 shares when they hit about 79$ the other year and sold for about 280. Fuck. |
| Fat(e) |
| Calls on Dolmas |
| Microslop has left me a broken shell of who I once was |
| Elon and robots |
| Lots of people and companies. |
| If you invested in MSFT in 1935 you are now negative on the investment. |
| QQQ would have been the play for your calls sir |
| What are the odds Google goes up 3.5% from now by May? |
| Fullported into meta shares this morning |
| AI is a fad just like the internet |
| 25 |
| If I could just inverse my chart I would absolutely cooking with this options bs... |
| Always been interested in commodity trading. Just never knew enough about it. LMK if u have any recs for getting started |
| Sounds expensive tbh |
| Me checking my Tesla calls I bought today before earnings.\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/vqf16mvi16gg1.jpeg?width=1169&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=789bf145b983fa2c9d2fed1fb3f210a076ac6605 |
| What happened with GOOG? |
| I have $700 leaps on meta, take some profits tomorrow at open? Or see how the day goes? |
| Stock prices are just a circle of billionaires jerking each other off. |
| Nope |
| Carvana type shit lol |
| Manos: The Hands of Paper |
| Yes |
| **Ban Bet Created:** **/u/FirstGenerAsian** bet **MU** goes from **441.23** to **500.0** before **27-Feb-2026 05:24 PM EST**\n\nTheir record is 4 wins and 2 losses.\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| Pooping rn thinking about why I didn’t buy gold |
| !banbet MU 500 30D |
| Honestly, between TSLA and xAI I’d rather my money be in xAI. So this doesn’t rub be wrong. |
| Likely 200-250% gain if it stays at $735 and IV dips to like 50-60%. |
| Meanwhile AAPL is being as gay as my dad |
| Why bet on 50/50 when you can bet on 100/0? |
| Ok lol |
| Why do I keep playing ERs? Just retarded or is there another reason? |
| Yeah, totally agree. Just figured around the announcement, it would spark a little bit of doubt or panic and drop. But yeah, long term it makes the most sense. \n\nThat's my big question, do you know of any tools/communities of people tracking activity levels of those companies so you can get some edge knowledge? |
| I can't believe you had the stones to put Elon into the non-white position here. He'll probably call you a pedo online now. |
| What’s the ceiling |
| I would bet the price go back up again 440s, this crap never dies |
| I agree |
| And not one screenshot was posted. Sorry about your losses and your bags, wiener! |
| So what damage does these new ones do then? |
| Calls tmrw it is. Almost got burned by puts when Hindenburg was released but managed to get out quick. In a true WSB spirit will do the opposite now. |
| Bye |
| Somehow, every kid in a classroom knew that instead of the homework assignments |
| Now's my turn yo say congrats - in advance. |
| Don't worry guys the ai bubble will suddenly pop next quarter for sure, until then, nobody is allowed to make money.\n\n: bers |
| You already have a bet going - TSLA to 400.0 before 28-Jan-2026 05:42 PM -05 |
| MSFT is 6% of SPY, so that might have something to do with it. |
| !banbet MU 500 2d |
| Is Amazon a real company with a product and earnings? Or is it like Tesla |
| Not at 3.75% |
| It's a jaw-dropping 7.5K now. |
| Spy finishing green yet again! No stopping this train |
| Lol I don't even understand anymore. All week it felt like everything was down but SPY was up. Now all the big dogs are up and SPY is barely budging. Im also an idiot though so theres that. |
| GOOG will probably be the biggest company in the world and all the employees will tell others how theyre in the top 60% tax bracket |
| That’s what I wanted to ask. Give us some insight sir. |
| Im bag holding target so no |
| Yes but you’re talking to someone who’s 90% GOOGL 😂 |
| GLD WILL NEVER DIP AGAIN |
| In one year dollar is down 10% and gold is up 90%. \n\nSo basically let’s say you had 1000 dollars at start of 2025. \n\nIn terms of real money (Gold), today you own less than 500. \n\nHalf of your money is destroyed, gone, in one year, sitting in bank. |
| He is still a talking about that? |
| When are you gonna bail on GLD? I feel like it’ll keep pushing into Q4 |
| Huh, could the economy be going to shit and everything is propped up by a bubble? |
| Japanese |
| So funny man. Made a shitpost comment about buying the "dip" on MU at 3pm. Two hours later and it'd be up +3.5% lol I hate this dumbass market |
| It did that much of a move last earnings. |
| Look at the chart regard |
| do you go well with guac or with thousand island |
| 200 eoy. But also 🤷♂️ |
| AND THE STOCK SOARS |
| lol |
| #Is the “lost decade” in the room with us |
| we need a level 3 circuit breaker |
| So what's going to join the SLV/GLD/PAL/PLAT gang after copper? Zinc? Pretty much all metals are going up |
| Didn’t you say earlier today that your ass is extra stinky today? |
| It will dump |
| Ahhhh man they found a clip of that dude kickin the shit out of an ICE truck smh lol \n\nAnother media circus inbound |
| At the end of the year they will hopefully begin producing them. Who is buying? Cars are down 15% and robots are a giant capex project that might return 10% of the car sales 10 years from now. They also just yeeted 2 billy into Elon's GPU pile |
| Goog???? |
| Too big to fail or something like this. |
| Yikes |
| Time to hang up... |
| what shitplatform do you guys trade on? ibkr has 2 confirm screens both cleary stating what youre about to do |
| Holy fuck. 👏🏻 |
| I’m cooked.\n\n💀\n\n🔥 |
| looks like steaks |
| Msft |
| Alright let’s talk about me now enough of you |
| It's crashing upwards. Much to the delight of my SLV calls. |
| Plse punch yourself in the peepee |
| Is it possible? |
| Andrew Maguire mentioned $8k might be plausible this year, based on the shifting bullion market dynamics - away from paper/BS towards physical. |
| https://preview.redd.it/7passub516gg1.png?width=732&format=png&auto=webp&s=d9468b3120d9f823810a2a1e907206ffb5a409cc\n\n |
| I don't understand how meta keeps growing. I have clicked on an ad on facebook probably 3 times in my life. |
| Try speaking American, it's the only language I understand. |
| RDDT all but guaranteed to beat as well, incoming volume and pump leading up to their earnings. |
| Hahaha is zuck zapping about metaverse on the earning call right now |
| Stock falls to the depths not seen since last week before the run-up to the release... |
| Yes |
| Jerome - the last layer between us and hyperinflation |
| Just no chromosomes that’s all |
| If GOOGL hits 370 for earnings I won’t work the rest of the year. I refuse to. |
| Buy or sell |
| PATRIOT! |
| Tesla goes up on bad news |
| Almost all the mags are up after hours \n\nHow the fuck is spy only up 0.16% |
| A $300 Momentum position? Are we deadass? |
| RH banner said they ain’t calling. Fuck you margin, I ain’t picking up |
| I vant my birb |
| So why is Tesla up on declining sales and revenues again? |
| CALLS ON EGGS PUTS ON YOUR STOMACH |
| I guess today is not the day TSLA is tipping over |
| This was a dip today. But sadly, I sold at dips. |
| Enjoy your steak! |
| SLV |
| those robots are useless |
| #Ban Bet Won\n---\n\n/u/SnooRecipes5248 made a bet that GOOGL would go to 345.0 within **4 weeks** when it was 321.87 and it did, congrats regard.\n\nTheir record is now 10 wins and 5 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| Any forex stragetys |
| Never hold calls to expiry unless its an FD |
| I bought this morning , I’m sorry |
| #Microsoft has to be the most bankrupt company in America along with Netflix LMAO🤌 |
| RIP |
| I sold at 5.60 |
| all the artists downvoting |
| Best stock to buy or sell tomorrow |
| yeah i’m normally to spooked when i see companies run like this and then i miss out. was feelin that with SNDK as well and it just rips nonstop |
| My bad paid you too much, maybe that’s why hood is calling for the money back |
| wtf GOOg! |
| Makes me sad |
| TSLA beat? Robots set to launch this year? MORE SLV 🚀 |
| This was proven to be an urban legend spread around during the late 90s, early 2000s |
| They're way behind Elon already and if spacex IPOs before that it's joever |
| Not even close to what glasses do, but also damaging, true. |
| Nvda AI Print |
| can't even buy the dip because there's no dips |
| You answered your own question\n\nIt's BULLshit afterall |
| The rich one. |
| Ouch, did that with BABA a while back. I double and triple check earnings dates now |
| Rtard |
| Could have something to do with Boston dynamics being private, and you can't invest in them directly (Hyundai the parent company is up a nice chunk the last few months with robotics news). The likely catalyst is the Optimus rollout news, which could be bull. But there aren't many other options in this sphere. |
| You do realize I am just shitposting right |
| Got a feeling musk will tank this during the call |
| Who even has a fuckin house lol?\n\nThe robot is like a decade worth of house cleaner, and the cleaner has a non zero chance of maybe jerking me off. |
| I just imagined an apocalypse scenario where my group and I approach a fenced in compound flying this flag, and we get really conflicted about what it means, and whether we should risk knocking on the gate. And there’s only two women in our group, and they’re both like, “This one’s entirely up to you guys.” |
| Elon giving his AI company $2B of Tesla money. Idk if I was a shareholder I probably would not like how much money Tesla spends subsidizing his other ventures that I don’t have a stake in. |
| in ur moms basement she feels bad for you |
| I only got a few debit spreads on META so I will make like $250 but feels good being right for once |
| still kicking myself I had UUUU back when it was 5 and was rolling options since it dropped to 4\n\ni sold everything at 11 thinking it couldnt go much higher and now its pushing 30 |
| SLV! SLV! SLV! |
| Does this include the added subscription? Or did they not roll that out yet? |
| It looks like they’re gonna do one last shakeout to 82 ish before it goes back up. Bitcoin likes April’s. I think we will see rotation out of gold into bitcoin in March |
| The market was flat today, and half you retards still managed to -20% your accounts 🤣🫵 |
| But when UPS does it its fake and homose |
| Yo AXTI, if you could magically double, that would be nice 💀 |
| #Why does Tesla have a P/E of 400? Because it's a hyper-growth company. How much did Tesla's profits and cash flow grow last year? It actually shrank by 50%. LMAO🤌 |
| after seeing META im loading up on RDDT calls |
| Ok GLD it’s been more than 4 hours, you need to call your doctor. |
| Why does no one talk about how Robinhood somehow managed to code a burnt toast smell into their software whenever your portfolio is super red.\n\nMy brain is scrambled thinking about this my face is literally drooping lmao |
| And xAi buys batteries (megapacks) from TSLA. Round-tripping. |
| But Ill still wake up a Meta bag holder bag tomorrow |
| Can’t wait to lock in some profits tomorrow |
| Lol\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/rmwip2sq06gg1.jpeg?width=588&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f95c519d4db831bf198b22f0d11aa048aeeeecf4 |
| LMAO! I have scalped it every day since. The run was still a squeeze. |
| Sprott is heavily invested and has been adding recently. Not a meme. |
| Thanks bro |
| Ironically I have begun tinkering with electric skateboards and I’d actually bust a fat nut if this were a product |
| GLD 🚀🚀🚀🚀 |
| Am i a trader? Kek |
| What the hel happened to NET cloud flare this week? Pumped for 2 days up a to 205$ a share then plummeted to $185 |
| Trump doesn't care about the dollar losing value. Trump wants to spend an ADDITIONAL $500B on defense next year (on top of the current $1T). Trump is not going to raise taxes. Therefore, the US must print money just in order to pay the interest on its debt. Gold will only go one direction for the next few years and it's not down. |
| …😎 tomorrow is going to be glorious. Please post a gain update. |
| I'll take the under on 200. Lifetime. |
| Bro TSLA investors have made crazy money lol they have not been swindled. They have voted multiple times to give him crazy amounts of money because he delivers for them time and time again. |
| MSFT ruined my mood 😤 |
| Be patient by end of year will be 20 |
| Well some of them do |
| Oh my META, my calls expiring worthless last week, bought after last earnings, feel extra painful |
| Bad choice my friend gold is going to 10k |
| What ticker symbol is the one you’re referring to and what broker? |
| …😎 tomorrow is going to be glorious. Please post a gain update. Or did you already close? I know you like to trade and cut out in profit a lot before earnings. \n\nI’m the Abercrombie guy that talked with you. Sadly I bought too few calls and sold at market open after we talked because I feared what you were fearing with retail and both gap and Abercrombie would’ve paid well. |
| If you’re happy and you know it lick my ass |
| It’s ok to be in denial, I know it’s hard |
| Is it such a terrible dream? |
| no it wont |
| Alright but someone's gotta foot the bill and the bill is looking enormous |
| Having a robot in my house is legit scary. who the fuck wants this? |
| Msft will be good here in a sec |
| I’m selling things so that I can play Seagate earnings tomorrow. There’s a chance I’m too late after that insane $70 rally today but with them supposedly being sold out all the way into 2026. I just can’t see it not moving a little. |
| I have 40% in SLV, that seems like a happy medium, especially since that 40% will be 80% by Friday without even buying more |
| But staring into smartphone 12 hours a day is fine? |
| Your phone is harmful for eyes too. |
| I just want to profit, even a little bit, from TSLA doing badly |
| Fair bro, fair |
| They are pricey but pay nice when it’s got this kind of momentum but can also wreck you if it turns for pullback like end of last week |
| praying CVNA pumps so I can load up on puts |
| Big tech is so back |
| I will never understand Tesla. |
| Could it bounce with a good earnings call?? |
| Your asking people how much a contract will open at and you called yourself a “trader” good job buddy |
| Continue to short QQQ around 636; what a deal. |
| META is BACK |
| Just broke $5400 and rising, good job buddy |
| Can you explain the performance one for me? its TWR which makes it weird imho, Id much rather have % of gains over what I deposited; my port is up 9% but it shows -5% for whatever reason |
| because im a pussy??????????? |
| Masa legitimately cannot help it. lol |
| The next Atrioc video is gonna cook |
| That’s legit there lol, salesmen are making insane commissions with this stuff.\n\nIs it useful to anyone? No. But everyone buys still, from plumbers to banks.\n\nIt baffles us all but might as well milk it then. The crash will be huge eventually though. |
| #Now Tesla says it will sell 1 million robots. They will end up selling like 200 robots and call it a success just like they did with 50 robotaxis when they had promised millions. LMAO🤌 |
| AT&T said ASTS is the clear leader in satellite coverage during a Senate hearing. Now at ath and growing. I'm long 1800 shares |
| Hmmmm, interestingggg |
| Plan: not be a paper handed bitch. Holy fuck I had 655c for gold on the 30th that I sold for a loss |
| Yeah now you say it when it’s green.. gambling bro go clock in |
| Ahh yes the logical argument of “well the government taxes you and then uses that money. Once they tax its their money not tax payer money so they can do as they wish.“ wonder how u feel about the American revolution if you are so free with your tax money |
| UUUU will be rich |
| GUH? |
| You really belong here. Ffs |
| Drinking is wasted time and calories when you’re got pills, my man. |
| I don’t get why you sold early, dum dum |
| Rates need to go up, not down |
| They still got 3 quarters worth. Only ended in September. |
| Meta glasses, Apple “glasses”, Alphabet “glasses” they’re all dead products from inception. It’s beyond me how nobody talks about profound damage to eyes by wearing them for more than 10 minutes. It will be an endless row of lawsuits. Just saying |
| What Zuck left out in the EC was the $250 billion investment they have locked in for their new Meta Hoverboard |
| International Boomer Machines up 8.6% after hours |
| how about u eat my ASS\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| Agreed. I suggest you short it with all have have. It’s guaranteed money. |
| Boring intelligence gets you nowhere these days, it's all about the art of the deal. \nThank you for attention to this matter. |
| Why is this BULL stock shit ? |
| How did HYMC up 2344% last 12 months? Another meme stock? Anyone bought that? |
| Have 13 |
| Truthfully if I could have any pussy i wanted I wouldn’t care about money or driving a nice car or having a nice house. I don’t inherently care about any of these things individually. |
| [this was advice worth heeding!](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/s/NMYU5LWvm0) |
| Just wait until it starts mooning and you realize the juice always rig the market in their favour |
| www.optionstrat.com |
| yes, thats why I am fuming. WHAT DONT U GET |
| Actually might make a few bucks on TSLA for a change. |
| You like Volkswagen Golf? 🙂 (not sure if it is even sold in the US, though)\n\nThe today's pump in the futures is insane (+6.46% / +$328 as I'm typing this). Maybe you left quite a bit on the table. |
| It’s up only 3%. |
| Grek etf. Greek stock market rocks in 2026. |
| I can give you my cash app instead, same thing |
| My meta shares +9.72% \n\nDollar Fx impact: -4.74%\n\nThank you America |
| CVNA |
| LMAO, no, they are not even people |
| ibkr calculates the % based on the first deposit. \n\nI deposited 4k, then 6k then 10k and was up 400% without a single trade |
| I sold my 20 spy puts today. Expect circuit breakers tomorrow |
| Motherfkkin seagate…..I just make all the wrong bets. Kicking myself for thinking it’s priced in |
| By freezing the rate ? |
| Buy the promise, sell on the news |
| I’m gonna go ask my wife’s bf if I can pawn the wife’s gold necklace so I can get more GLD puts |
| Holy fuk indeed |
| WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?!?! They could train them with Boston dynamics, they could literally train them with any robotics company TODAY! why not utilize Amazon or Symbotic or any number of Japanese robotics manufacturers like ABB or Fanuc? What is Tesla offering that these Ai companies can’t get from countless other companies? What data is a humanoid robot going to provide? Wouldn’t it be more likely that companies like Boston dynamics would utilize the Ai company like Google to train ITS robots and not the other way around? What does a humanoid robot provide to an AI company that they can’t get from using meta glasses?\n\nThe only bright spot for their business is the increase in revenue from energy storage |
| ROTATION FROM METALS TO TECH |
| Roll profit into new OTM contracts |
| Just another tuesday for silver. Would barely even be noteworthy. |
| IBM tends to do that a lot… |
| I just said at least 35 bro |
| My GDP predictions for 2030:\n\nEU: 19.5 trillion \n\nU.S: 34 Trillion \n\nChina: 22 trillion \n\nUK: 5.5 trillion |
| Money in etfs growing faster than USD collapse (which is overblown by lib reddit) *is* the smart move. SPY hitting ATH while everyone is dooming implies they are wrong. |
| https://preview.redd.it/7hsp8l9406gg1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cbbca6509037b0e2e10ccc09c5c54a15bd568b13\n\nCurrent positions |
| Buy buy buy! |
| No ber must be crushed |
| Cope harder for those MSFT calls LMAO🤌 |
| …😎 tomorrow is going to be glorious. Please post a gain update. |
| I for one, would personally like to thank the Zuck for stepping up and lifting - quite literally- all of my short calls…\n\nDidn’t even look at META today and not upset. Open the damn casino! |
| Sounds like you a dum dum |
| Count it then |
| 30? in NYC its been 20s and below, couple more days to go.. there might be another snow storm coming |
| i hope so |
| You’d be buying 2dte |
| Should be more no? |
| south florida is crawling with them |
| Sounds awesome |
| MS is the long term play tho, retardless of AI. As a cloudprovider it’s going to be yuge |
| My 1 call will be worth over 6 fucking Gs. Thank you Papa Musk. |
| \^\^ correct lmao |
| https://preview.redd.it/ol7jalp006gg1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2d52aa267ea3982e6370d07fb3a2df4af46ff878\n\nhe points the way |
| Idc about the dollar or any sort of dd. Im all calls until it doesn’t work. |
| Ibm mooning |
| Shorts covering? |
| Well, I, for one, would NEVER hope you get hit by a bus.\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| Short latter more like short bus 🚌 |
| All the billionaires are going to juice numbers before July 4th, this is a race to be the richest man in the world during the 250th anniversary cockfight |
| Someone please feed the bers, poor things must be starving |
| Should you be reasonable and hold 10% of your port in gold or do you wanna get rich and hold 100% in it? |
| [ Removed by Reddit ] |
| At least 35 |
| If msft raises guidence during call, tomorrow going to be green as fuk |
| Ending parasitic product lines is good for business. What edge knowledge do you think you have in brick and mortar retail? |
| God Knows how much money I have lost during past 2 years because of this fucking Sam |
| I am up 8% YTD 🙂 |
| Holy fuck, meta. |
| And you’ll get shorted and lose it all. If it was that easy then nobody will be working. |
| MY IBM LEAPS OH MY GOD |
| Don’t get zucked again |
| fuming , did I say broke anywhere u fuck. I didn't buy puts, I just sold too early before earnings. |
| That’s not what that says. |
| Space X bought a lot of trucks. |
| Man 🥇 somehow has access to an infinite well of retardium. |
| Rational markets. Econ theory is valid, not goofy propaganda. |
| …😎 |
| I wish I was Metarded 😔 |
| Tell me you lost money shorting $ TSLA without telling me you lost money. |
| SHOP and RDDT tomorrow\n\nshopify as the main e-commerce platform for companies paying for all the META ads\n\nreddit for ad potential based off META being a money printer from ad revenue |
| Only losers question the Zuck |
| Buy the dip! |
| Self driving cannot come soon enough.\n\n60% of the people on the road have no business touching a wheel |
| BALLS |
| Do we moon tomorrow or do we crater like the day after Nvidia earnings |
| Meta opens tom +3% and all options holders destroyed lmao |
| Mine were leaps too 😂 I was getting burnt on even 3 month out plays so just been buying a year out plays and selling when I hit 15-20% profit |
| Investors believe otherwise. |
| It's seasonal. Banks and miner workers are like you and me, when they arrive at the office in January with sadness and a few lbs to lose with their new gym subscription, they start planning their all year and the work really starts in February. |
| I just want to know if the guy that had a 3-day short on TSLA yesterday is still breathing. |
| oooh very nice, congrats to you meta holders |
| Sell half if you can, or did u get one? |
| Fuming or broke? |
| AI is replacing the Indians |
| Send me your banking information, and I'll transfer you $600 |
| Still cuck, but *very* into it. |
| I can't laugh at you. Because I did the same thing. Literally options trading where pushing the wrong button can kill you. and it does. |
| Dilution, no? |
| Today I read (I reddit) that Reddit is the 7th most visited site in the world |
| For real. At this point it might just go to 20k. 10k is expected and hardly unreasonable. |
| 🚀🚀🚀 |
| https://preview.redd.it/hp2zw19oz5gg1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f16ba1cf7c3ced3e0b7686a83211b8b7961180da\n\nUpdate |
| What a beast... Took too much time to rotate, only entered at 697😤 |
| gold silver ratio |
| HOLY ZUCK |
| ♾️ |
| What are talking about? The Euro/USD was 1,55 around 2008, 1,25 in 2018 , and we are going to 1,20 right now… the USD has been in one of the strongest positions ever in the last 20+ years. \n\nThe USD has a big debt, but it has control of its money through the FED and it is the biggest economy in the world+ biggest client of every one on earth. Countries are willing to artificially devalue their currencies so that the lie currency looses value against the USD so the can keep exporting to the US. Egypt has done it not so long ago if I recall. \n\nI’m fairly certain we will see a rise of the dollar has Europe can’t sustain having the Euro in such a position cause it hinders exports in such critical moment, and believe me they need that exports to stay above water.\n\nIn the last quarter the US economy has grown 4,4% compared to the 0,3%. Germany is in a technical recession. So why the hell is the Euro gaining on the dollar? \n\nI had no doubt it he US will print like crazy in the near future, it’s the only way to take care of its debt, inflation cures all, but the EU has the same problem, lower productivity and its better performance economies are not using the Euro(Poland, Denmark, etc). So I don’t see a way in which the Euro can sustain this growth against the USD. |
| Never said it was normal. |
| # 😎\nThanks |
| Wow. JPOW has balls of steel. |
| Hello my future regards.\n\nThis is what I sound like.\n\nMETA was $604 on Jan 20. It's was at $739 after hours.\n\nBye! Thanks for stopping by! |
| time to buy |
| Isn't it like, a known fact that you should never bet against TSLA? |
| ? Ill sell at open and make money lol you ape |
| Pick yourself up by the bootstraps and stop complaining. Maybe you wouldn't to live off credit and handouts if you knew how to run a business properly. |
| Where’d you drop your wallet? Go back and get it |
| Maybe but they mentioned the threat of the current trials |
| They’re manipulating the weather 😈 |
| Whew good thing I’m only holding 1 stock the same as you 😅😂😂 hope I’m safe |
| It's for sure coming end-of-year together with full self driving.\n\n(we just dont know at the end of which year) |
| TSLA investors realize their child is Special Needs and try to reward them for small victories like not eating paste. Meanwhile MSFT investors scowl at their child for only finishing second in a national math contest. |
| If you’re reading this, you’re a Redditor |
| cuz india has highest amount of gold. my elders saw it coming years ago lol |
| Even if he delivers, who is going to buy these robots and for what purpose, exactly? With the Cyber Truck, there is at least a clear use case, however shitty the car may be for it. |
| 600 |
| Gotcha. I'm always curious about the different ways to approach it so just wanted to get your thoughts. Thanks |
| Congrats META call holders |
| Your lack of faith in gold disturbs me |
| people are paying 411 dollars for a single CVNA share why |
| I hope it goes to zero because your counting money you don’t have 😆😆 |
| Yeah, I put a big chunk of my portfolio into meta backthen and was already printing this week, now is flying |
| ME and now im fuming |
| You mean dump? |
| I LOVE MU!! |
| He’s still a cuck |
| Probably pumping off of meta earnings |
| Def is lining up to be dystopian. The rush to get Venezuela and Greenland makes sense in that light; armies of "security robots" need rare earths. |
| There’s no evidence against him so he doesn’t give a fuck |
| WE FUCKING DID IT YOU METARDS |
| that is some solid progress, I'm not making 30+ gains like you, but certainly sitting around 20% year over year. I've got some similar stock picks too. What are you betting on now? |
| We are basically at ATH... |
| Drafting behind Meta? |
| Where is the retard that said meta was going to see $575 by the end of the day🤣🤣 |
| microsoft will pump after calls fucking net income is insane tech companies deserve this valuation until they miss |
| Well done. I wanted to sell but i figured i’d hold since its leaps |
| Me and everyone else |
| On thing that does not track with Tesla/Musk is "n track for end-of-year production" he says that about everything hardly delivering ever... but stock goes to the moon, this just pure regardation |
| $POET Leap options I locked in today 💰 |
| I was going to start building a position in NLR instead of more into UUUU for a bit broader exposure. |
| Paper. Fucking. Hands.\n\nSo far the rule on these Mag 7 are when it starts to scare you into selling, you're a couple months from a big pump.\n\nMSFT and AMZN next up. Just wait |
| Can you ELI5 this? Why is this bullish for MU? |
| did msft guide yet?? |
| I hope you are right. |
| NOW puts and TSLA calls I think... Today nothing seemed spectacular. |
| You're trying me the dicks pic company is still in business?!!?? |
| Yeah, I'm sick of this 30 degree weather not melting my ice. It is a conspiracy I tell you! |
| Margin |
| I was tilting a bit yeah 😂 |
| Cash out my Friday 700 calls near open and bought more later on. It’s literally free money |
| Wasn't the 1st AI, Watson(?) I remember that being ground breaking back in 2011. What ever happened to that. |
| slv might pump 10% tomorrow |
| Run for sure that ER just cleared a ton of doubts |
| Retail is ass, try commodity companies instead. |
| Ok who had META up 10% on their bingo card? |
| Take the money |
| Buy more gold and silver. Well, actually that the game plan for Jan 30th. Continue getting rid of my fiat. My plan for tomorrow is to do nothing. |
| The problem with Tesla is Elon doesn’t make enough. Shareholders should vote so his pay package is $5 trillion. He is the smartest, most handsome boy and deserves every penny 🥰 |
| Anyone has any idea how much my META contract will be worth tomorrow? 700$ strike price ; price is now at 735$ bought at 11,50$ |
| yea but the price of silver went up to 35-40$ then went down. so you cant say it will continatually go up. |
| Why the RDDT pomp |
| Cucking everyone that had puts currently |
| I shat a little |
| https://preview.redd.it/s81freocz5gg1.jpeg?width=1864&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e2ff384ed626f6eb863b2b48796ea294acf13749 |
| https://preview.redd.it/4yvfheecz5gg1.png?width=1169&format=png&auto=webp&s=3948fb3b8ea0f385844a390c67c4417c2ed9506f |
| There's a difference between affording it and actually having it turn into net profit.\n\nIf they spend $120B on cap ex, then those expenditures have to drive at least $250B in net new revenue so that you end up with >$120B profit from that revenue. That's a lot of fucking money! |
| I called this a month ago, made so much |
| time to start drinking! |
| It's finally getting slightly warmer\n\nMake Above Freezing Temperatures Great Again |
| Congrats and fuck you |
| Sell at open? |
| Really not, mu has been going crazy for months and just won't stop. Will probably go 2x from here on out. Will just be terrifying when it drops big at some point. Ram is a cyclical that won't recover again any time soon.\n\nSandisk has actually been going even crazier. But i'm actually spooked by it now, the whole ram/storage space has been insane. And pe ratios are still reasonable so they can still go higher. |
| zuck is not a cuck anymore |
| should be tmrw after market |
| stop being poor |
| 1% lol |
| Tomorrow gonna be one of those fake runs at open that turns right into a morning bloodbath |
| Tomorrow |
| I’m going to just hold and sell cc’s. The premiums are too good, especially when the volatility comes back |
| When I think of all the 401k and mattress cash piles that are being devalued so that I can maintain slightly above parity buying power- I'm pretty ambivalent about it, because at least Applebee's is dying. |
| The Peddler |
| Algos got confused with metals and meta and sent it into Valhalla |
| AGI is a marketing scam. LLMs can never produce intelligence, they're probability models fed a lot of language training data. Reasoning is simply not possible with an LLM and hallucinations are mathematically impossible to eliminate because the models don't reason. But morons susceptible to a con associate language with intelligence, so "AGI" is a very easy scam to push. |
| That was dumb. |
| Spread, profit as long as it doesn’t go above 245 didn’t think risk was this high lol |
| MU to $1000 into a 10 for 1 forward split |
| wtf you mean that chart is bearish and insiders are selling . But pops once I held puts. I’m over this rigged ass market , bitchass algo driven bullshit |
| Expiration is far out |
| Spending too much on CapEx without the returns to show for it |
| Low on the pullback is in. |
| How do yall still have money left\n\nI can barely buy 1 0DTe option contact |
| Yeah or could be the new normal \n\nI think this is where the oligarchs rob the peon class dry in America before it all collapses enslave them in debt take their assets etc |
| We all become garbage goobers |
| What is sndk forward pe right now? |
| I just don't understand why msft keeps going down |
| Congrats! how far do you see SLV rising |
| The fed being independent is asinine. He is screwing over the American public because of trumps antics. \n\nI just want to make some money and build shit, but good old Powell is on a bender and out of touch with the idea of American prosperity. |
| Calls on miners and shares of PSLV. No idea what will happen to SLV since they usually buy COMEX silver and change the tag on it to "non deliverable" when emitting shares. |
| Is $msft really gonna close that gap from 400? |
| Trouble for whom? People who don’t own assets? Who gives a shit about those cucks |
| I don't even know a single Tesla bull and my entire friend group is engineers. Who's buying the stock? Nobody is buying the cars. Suddenly we're gonna open our wallets for like a 100k robot? Uhhhh ok what is the actual force keeping the stock from going down? Nobody thinks this company is going to turn a corner and suddenly 50x their earnings |
| to pay for more security guards for their CEOs |
| MU is my boo and I don’t wanna nut too early |
| Look again bro |
| Looks like the top is in |
| Op does not know about SpaceX... |
| 🥭 did it |
| I’m they |
| if gotham city shuts down after that CVNA short report, we got another boeing whistleblower situation on our hands guys |
| IV crush would like a word |
| Ok guys we get it ok? Yes we know the dollar is rapidly devaluing. Just shut up already |
| Hindsight is 20/20. Keep your chin up |
| Jpow already bent a knee, no need for that |
| Dam someone sheet in your wheaties. Sad person man. |
| https://preview.redd.it/hgg2lp92z5gg1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ee469618af2524f1e55b5486827687ca16416588 |
| Investors are realizing MS isn't really making proper use of AI. It's such a shit company. There are better options for growth. |
| Pretty much. Since TSLA got indexed by Vanguard, Fidelity, etc Elon no longer needs us individual regards. |
| The windows to sell your stock as an insider are around the time of earnings. Meaning a shit ton of insiders are selling despite the good news, wonder why. |
| They’ll take profits the first chance they can |
| Y2K is a risk |
| Does anyone focus on the stocks of physical businesses? Like retail/logistics/realestate?? I keep getting shafted on tech stocks. Thought Meta would take a big hit when they shuttered metaverse & a few other projects, yet the stock hasn't taken a huge hit. Has anyone actually been successful investing in like Target/Walmart etc physically grounded businesses? I gotta switch up my approach |
| SNDK 106% YTD and it's still only january.\n\nIf it can just keep this current pace (likely and sustainable), then at EOY we are looking at a respectable 583,892% gain on the year. Putting SNDK's new market cap at a reasonable $225.9 trillion.\n\nWith this analysis in mind, I think I will add a conservative 10% of SNDK to my portfolio. |
| How many of my fellow META holders said "I knew it" - after it went under 640 in first 5 mins |
| It's all a scam these days. The numbers are made up and the values don't matter. We are trading against computers. |
| My family uses it for the family group chat. That’s the only time I ever use it. |
| Did apple have earnings??? |
| Satya did not pull an Elon....expected .. |
| Just had a meeting with my companies CEO where I held in the eggiest fart of all time |
| Only lost 50% on some *very* silly puts. Considering that a win. Gonna go home and get baked and play Project Zomboid. |
| Up 15k today, thanks zuck $METU |
| God if I could afford Sandisk calls I’d be rich |
| This deserves way more upvotes lol |
| Looks like my meta June 700C will be printing. The only question is will it go on a run post earnings or is this a 1 day bump |
| MU to 500, AMD to 300 |
| in the same boat, profit is profit but yeah, I feel like I've had so many situations where if I just held till expiration I would have made infinitely more. |
| Most sane thing I’ve read on here today |
| Bought a ton of futures and sold calls when IV skyrocketed. 🫡 |
| rocks |
| Nothing lasts forever. |
| Deport him back to INDIA! |
| No doubt... there are quite a few more that would be suitable, but the options volume and open interest is nearly non-existent. |
| I sold mine at close for a profit just incase we dropped like we did, gonna buy back in tmw for nice and cheap |
| It sure who would buy here after the report |
| Why is msft down ? Is it because of slower cloud growth? What am i missing folks |
| When stock markets and commodities go up together, hitting new ATHs together, and the dollar continues losing its value, trouble is near… |
| Does anybody in us actually use WhatsApp I’ve only known Europeans that do |
| You think Optimus is being built for industrial applications? |
| $750+ by open please. |
| Time to fullport gold |
| lawyers fighting lawyers about words in a contract… get rid of them both IMHO. 119 million should go back to THE POEPLE not greasy, big nosed, lawyers. |
| The PMs are screaming warnings, meanwhile people are partying on the deck of the Titanic. |
| META is about to be my best big call bet yet |
| Nice |
| How much of this is coming from fraud and scams on their platforms? $15B? |
| SNAP 💰 |
| 🙏🙏 |
| META is still like 7% off ATH lmao |
| Niiiice. |
| Sorry man I’m venting |
| Half the voters to be precise. \n\nI’m convinced half the country doesn’t give a fuck, doesn’t care about the p0litic clown show, and isn’t invested monetarily. \n\nThe other half of that half def having trouble reading this |
| . |
| For some reason 2016 feels accurately like it was 10 years ago, but 2009 feels like it was half a century ago. |
| Maybe! |
| Wish I didn’t paper hand most of my META calls today. I’ll keep telling myself profit is profit… |
| i’m gonna end it all bro, i got commitment issues |
| Apple???. |
| Musk was so much better when he hung out with Trump. They really balanced each other out. A perfect pair of minds, really. One of those vanishingly rare, beautiful and magical partnerships of human history. |
| Shanghai traders are going to slam the shit out of gold and show us how it is done. |
| fair enough - but you said nothing he's ever said has happened. /shrug\n\nI am pedantic. |
| How tf u lose money on msft. Zoom out and remember they went straight up to dethrone apple until nvidia showed up |
| No meta? Interesting... |
| Gold and silver gonna continue carrying me to the promise land tmrw |
| My bad g |
| Interesting play, hope it works out for you |
| Respectfully, you’re an absolute moron if you think OpenAI is running out of money next quarter. \n\nLet me phrase is like this. ChatGPT is the most famous household name AI used by everyone and their mother. If Sam Altman knocked on your door saying give me money I need it bad and I’ll give you a piece of the company you would turn him down? |
| When you put it that way, yeah it’s cool |
| Selling calls against GOOG, bold move. |
| Ber: Dad I am Ga…\n\nDad: don’t you dare say…\n\nBer: …mbled your money into UNH and CVNA calls. \n\nDad: my smart boi |
| AHAH lets hope not, META is a money printing machine I wouldn't understand why it goes back down now that investors are less worried abt the AI investments. |
| >Waste Management Non-GAAP EPS of $1.93 misses by $0.02, revenue of $6.31B misses by $80M\n\n#That's because only rich people throw their trash out these days. LMAO🤌 |
| And Volcker style interest rates… |
| But they are starting to produce $30k robots |
| made one month salary today from holding UGL. |
| 🥭 is a huge 🌮 |
| I’m an engineer that just lost his job so let me fucking bitch please |
| I wonder how much RAM I’ll be able to buy with all the money I’ve made off the RAM shortage. |
| My 1/30 intels are saved 🥰 |
| This is insane prediction |
| 95%sure it will, probably not much tho |
| Copilot is probably less than 5% of total AI demand. Azure customer GPU demand is almost certainly what they're referring to. |
| They are not supposed to dumbass. That is the whole point of the Fed being independent. |
| thought they bought armoured BMW X5 |
| Why is it in Mexican |
| 🫡 |
| SpaceX also bought out Tesla's cybertruck stock, so Tesla's earnings are heavily inflated lol. |
| who's delu now |
| Poor guy |
| I’m sorry to everyone who’s long msft, this is my fault selling csps <rope emoji> |
| wtf congrats |
| Anyone else think they were buying the SNDK top, about a week ago, and somehow is still up a bazillion % since? \n\n"investing" |
| META I don't disagree, I can't understand their numbers but it looks like they very cash flow positive. But in the least MSFT matches them on that. One is up \~10% the other down \~5%. \nTesla however is selling less cars, is selling less grid and solar, selling no robots, and can't compete on price with competitors. \nI think by open tomorrow everything narrows. |
| just checked. not .50 but absolute lowest pt was 1.02 for a few minutes.\n\nstill, 1->40 is still impressive, but keep in mind meta weeklies last week were also up 40x on the recovery days |
| The price action on this stock must be studied |
| I need to research this strategy. Companies once they get added to the S&P are strong momentum play until they fall off. RobinHood comes to mind. |
| Looks like FX to me. $41USD/$56.92CAD. Is it possible your account is showing the fill in C$? |
| Boo-hoo I missed out on an opportunity cost for 500 bucks that I could have used somewhere else and should feel bad that it only turned into 14k? |
| I am shocked Meta is up, who the fuck is using any of their slop. Still up for the day but was hoping to see it crash |
| Why is march specifically the most busy delivery month ? Any particular reason? |
| Anyone know how I can request a refund for my losses. I was just kidding and I didn’t really want to get puts on META.\n\n the product and service wasnt as advertised . They said I can win money if it drops, everyone knew it wasn’t gonna drop. I was just messing around . |
| But imagine the ads |
| How’d you manage to buy a slow and steady moving stock near the all time highs. Msft and appl are the safest stocks in the world they might not go parabolic but they will eventually always go back up |
| My brother in christ.. have you seen the way it walks? |
| Mark give me the zucc |
| Meta is the new silver? |
| MSFT has plenty of beef and does the opposite. Go figure |
| They need to go up so if shit hits the fan we have a lever to pull. |
| We have similar portfolios but you were much smarter about position sizing. I was too cautious in all regards. Well done! |
| From all the stocks in the world and you choose reddit smh |
| Congratulations |
| That’s as much money as 2 NVDAs in a month |
| 1. It’s not the higher ever\n\n2. that’s good for the stock |
| I bought the call at the close when META was around 670$, and my call cost 700$ |
| Silver guy patiently trying to explain to his kids why they all moved into the 1999 econovan |
| 2009 was a pretty decent year |
| meta puts???\n\n \nlmao |
| multi millionaire spotted |
| Gold and silver basically are saying that unless you have a real asset you can actually touch you are mega fucked \n\nAnd ironically onlyfan whores do have assets lol |
| Can't win 'em all.\n\nIt'll go up sooner or later though. |
| Nope. MU and SNDK will continue to pump. |
| Enjoy man |
| just realized i have not done anything else besides focusing on the charts for several hours LMAO |
| Hopefully i can get rid of these bags in the next few daysm. Earnings season is helping it |
| Grandma agrees!\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/a4t3vigiy5gg1.png?width=814&format=png&auto=webp&s=8f3b5112c9b570a1999188fd0da063504bc73362 |
| MSFT earnings call will be interesting. No stake but going to listen in. |
| Indeed |
| Sell that shit my boy lol I lost 30k on 3 month out pltr calls and held them for literally 3 months with seeing green for only one day and that was for 20 minutes on a rip up at 930am |
| ur a messiah bro |
| which website/app are you using as your broker? |
| SNDK... even in the AH\n\n\*Insert emoji of Shrek with exposed mega-dong\* |
| Whatever you can pull from behind the dumpster. You're cooked.\n\nBy cooked I mean getting you'll be getting handies. Good call. |
| Being a bear is an inherently egotistical and arrogant position. \n\nI buy puts sometimes but that’s just a fact. |
| Effortlessly having 10 percent gains every day for the past month scares me |
| but why? i guess it's a technical thing, not like gold has any fundamentals |
| billionaires allied with politicians to train the idiot masses |
| Imagine not buying the meta dip all of this month. Lmaooo |
| Funny, I just dumped 39k into GLD |
| No position. However, What.a.fucking.joke... |
| Should’ve gone for msft and Meta puts. Beating expectations doesn’t mean shit rn |
| Is it now |
| Dxy bottoming soon. Agreed |
| I had spy calls beginning of week, sold for modest profit, bought puts, sold for big loss, now full ported calls before EOD right before big dip. Do we see SPY 700 on Friday? Maybe higher. Please |
| Why do we pay health insurance premiums if these dogshit healthcare companies can't even hold their share price |
| 29th is the DAY!!! It’s happening!!!!!!!🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀 |
| cause you bought at the top? |
| It seems like not making a lot of cars and not getting humans to mars is an even better business. |
| and a butt plug. |
| Also this just grok right ??? |
| ALT. REG\_SHO and...\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/l71ecu4ow5gg1.png?width=1153&format=png&auto=webp&s=23ae766eb1401112e0d4b8172a7e6e60a854cced |
| I thought microsoft would be flat, meta would tank and tesla would see moderate pump so not worth playing with iv so high. Right there with ya brother |
| Only place advertising works... |
| 🌈 if true |
| I was in with 25k calls. I’m swimming lol |
| AAPL GUH tomorrow? |
| Its wild making money after watching sideways bullshit for months |
| Calls or puts? |
| Blind posts indicate layoffs but when have they not? However Amazon also did massive layoffs so |
| Good point i was a little too optimistic there |
| Go enjoy your wealth man. Why are you posting snarky comments on reddit lmao |
| Okay bud |
| Mu earnings not til mid-March 2026. if the korean memory companies and sandicks earnings go well tomorrow, we prob pump more for the next few months. |
| Offers no actual value besides rampant bullshit but agree; it’s an amazing business |
| BuT noBodY I KnoW unDeR 40 usEs FacEbOOk!!! |
| Other way tardo |
| Sold my gold calls at a loss yesterday mid day. They are at 2009% profit now |
| Wait what |
| Down with socialists, Animal farm Stalin. |
| WHEN NFLX MAGICAL RECOVERY LIKE META\n\nGOD GIVE ME PATIENCE\n\nit will happen for sure, coz big boys are fkin pigs\n\nthey drain you for months just to moon it back up in a week |
| please… i can only get so erect |
| If youre talking 2025, every stock did on Liberation Day (April 2nd) 90% of stocks plummeted then recovered. Youre not on to something |
| $26k gain (192%) on shares after bagholding for nearly a decade is not as impressive as you might think |
| I’m not your pal, if I were real |
| Yup, I wasn't able to get in. I was waiting for a dip, but didn't want to pay the large premiums. Nonetheless, MU is a great company. |
| Don’t shareholders have to approve this? I mean, they’ll simp for Elon no matter what but at least the semblance of legality seems necessary. |
| 正在对 Tesla stock climbs on Q4 earnings beat, Optimus robots on track for end-of-year production 进行评论...\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/mmhoyzv7y5gg1.jpeg?width=465&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=39c0d4343434e871dba5082e1aa1509d8baef39c |
| Good enough to screen shot… |
| I'll just sit and watch $MU |
| Options be like that. Futures less reliant on time than options but you need a lot more cash to play |
| tbh i entered my long position in Gold |
| Nah. I bet we see a minor 4-5% dip sometime over the next week before it continues its rocket. |
| Metals mooning\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/5ct49u27y5gg1.jpeg?width=1293&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fc402f5e388151c1406f67c3781353dd7a52a19e |
| I just hold bitcoin and eth. Cold storeage since 2017. If I got in now it would be the etfs. Not mstr. But that’s me |
| ...I hope this is just a hedge. Otherwise you're next level regarded. |
| Meta failed spectacularly on metaverse and AI with shit the tons of money, but it is not impacted at all. Social media is such a good business. |
| 50k on Aapl calls |
| Quiet piggy |
| And gold closes at the high of the day with absolutely no selling pressure after a historic day |
| Mar Elongo |
| You're special |
| based |
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| Nokia results coming in, I’m all in calls |
| Why do all corn regards think they’re so intelligent? Lmao |
| More moves on memory stonk after hours |
| Tesla isn’t a car or tech company, they are a stock selling company and they are really good at it. |
| GLD 500 by morning lol 😝 |
| Buying 2DTE 7025 SPX calls on that massive dip after hours for 9.00 each might make me a lot of money tomorrow. \n\nCan we open at 7050, please |
| "I don't understand your human jokes glug glug" |
| The promises will continue until Grok is becomes a top 5 ai program |
| There are so many open interest in future contracts for Silver in March (traditionally the most busy delivering month of the year) at COMEX, that if only 10% require delivery, the entire vault will be empty. Some customers are already moving up the delivery date to February, which is unusual and only accelerates the crisis. |
| I chose to stay out of that one, earnings tend to be Elon circle jerk, one day it will tank instantly on earnings, nowadays it takes a couple of weeks to come back down. |
| Musk really is the contemporary version of pt Barnum |
| at least you have cake. |
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| CUM & ASS |
| Who else is a beta cuck and playing SBUX “investor day” tomorrow morning? Worked for me once 3 years ago bound to happen ago (help me!) |
| Wow this means gold gonna continuing ripping and makes me wanna rope more for selling my gold calls to lose it on QQQ options\n\n\nWatching my gold calls go to 2000% profit after I sold it at a loss |
| RDDT better have a week long pump pre ER because of META |
| Tesla is also making money from xAI by selling them battery packs for a total of $375MM so far. |
| Did 🥭 go off on JPOW already? |
| JOBY LMFAO |
| No |
| I need more |
| Don't ever ever bet against Elon. |
| Yea looks like this will be the catalyst for the next move up |
| holy shit that dude bought ZSL at 2.26? |
| Man I wish Reddit pumps my shorts to 0 and lose my last 2k . I can finally stop doing this bum ass “trader” bullshit |
| Let’s GO JPOW!!!! |
| >You can look at the numbers, they are a revenue and profit generating machine.\n\nYou can say the same about META\n\nAs for TSLA the market decided to price the company as an EV + electric grid + robotics company detached from current numbers |
| Anyone notice gold is up? |
| The only way the bull run stops is if the US elects someone who is willing to eat a heavy recession intentionally. Any typical dem or repub candidate is not going to do that. |
| I took profit. I'm going to do shorter duration calls and ride the wave more closely. There will be some amount of correction, but I'm still bullish on bullion. |
| Tesla investing into twitter sure is something |
| Congrats mate, my portfolio is keep on declining. Hoping atlassian, gitlab and oracle recover soon. I exited google after earning 😀.\n\nThe stock I buy changes the momentum, vice-versa for sell 😂😂😂 |
| Will meta 750 calls print or no |
| Bingo! |
| That's crazy. I see so many on here that became millionaires on stocks. What makes you not withdrawal? I'd be scared something would happen to it. But I don't trust the government lol. What do you think the up front cost is average to make it a million in a couple years. I only got a thousand invested. I know I need to put more in if I want it to be a viable retirement. \n\nIf I would have purchased 1000 shares of nano nuclear technology instead of only purchasing 10 back when it was 4 $ that would make me a pretty penny. But sadly I did not have 4000$ to gamble with. Most middle class citizens don't. |
| Ha let’s see by Friday\n\nRevenue down 3%, profits 17%. |
| of alcohol? |
| what ?? carbon credits ended right ? |
| Tesla opens tomorrow at $405. This will tank once the call starts. Alls they do is spend money on fun projects. Where's the beef? |
| That’s not tax payer money lmao |
| Zuck proving why he’s allowed to burn cash god damn. How did they beat by so much? |
| Looks like tomorrow at this pace… |
| How the money kept\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/cpwgsxsxx5gg1.png?width=954&format=png&auto=webp&s=ef3f64077b15992c9969a2b68fb654ba1ce576a0 |
| If you look at Zuck's wife you can tell that he's someone that is 10000% focused on his job and making money.\n\nThats how I knew it was going up. |
| I heard FSD was on track for end of year release too. 5 years ago. |
| Is it too late for MU, STX, and SNDK? |
| GLD is up 12% in a week and 24% in a month \n\nMake no mistake, the Dollar is fucked |
| Coercion is needed. Print more money for liquidity, I don’t care. Don’t crash the economy because some people can’t walk lockstep with the direction of the administration. |
| #Did Elon promise robotaxis again? LMAO🤌 |
| Don’t have a pc lmao |
| I’ve had it in my watchlist for a while, is it time to buy? |
| Actually I hope you didn't, I have no sympathy for bers and especially TSLA bers. |
| Tomorrow seems like a 200k kinda day. Only regret is not buying more calls. Thanks META |
| Fucking unreal I closed my META csps early bc of mango this week. Then sold msft 440 csps today. Been a shitty week |
| Wow. 60 points up on a earnings beat for a social media company with 1.7 trillion market cap trading at 30 P/E. Seems legit |
| Oh ok I guess I’m just imagining the dogshit job market and higher prices |
| That's always been there thing hasn't it? |
| All puts getting crushed tomorrow |
| Right, but Tesla could in the past always point to its' automobile business and 'blue oceans', now they don't even have product that sells or they are on the lead on. |
| Up 1,612% guh? |
| SLV 💎🤚🏻 |
| I probably shouldn't be greedy and ruin my great run on mu. It'll drop 50% the moment I drop discipline. |
| If you exit now, how much of that is going to taxes ? |
| How tf did I lose money on silver and I went long 🤦🏻♂️ |
| How do you feel now? LMAO Never bet against Elon. Hope you learnt your lesson |
| I think the saying is "You can't out cuck the zuck" That dude probably has some sort of zero gravity massage chair that auto applies a ball gag while he's cucking. |
| META 750 by OPEN! |
| [Update](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/s/V7AINsrlTz) |
| Im real pal, im starting to think some of you aint with how much yall yap |
| Why’s INTC pumping? |
| Not really. Just a lot of retards don't know how to correctly interpret news.\n\nEconomy is booming with 9%-10% nominal GDP growth. |
| Micro-soft guidance. |
| Thats why its such a good investment! |
| Big doubt. My 1/3rd of a bitcoin would be happy. |
| Yeah that was one hell of a ride 😁 |
| u hate money? |
| Knew the dip would be bought but I'm a fat pussy and *didn't* buy 0dtes |
| can we get rid of this crap? |
| Yes but the chart is already vertical , Ive never in my life seen a chart like that not violently correct |
| https://preview.redd.it/7a3qeysnx5gg1.jpeg?width=904&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=61b3b9b7599b6eb97ed7833da965a9e3b12d1654\n\nMaking it rain! |
| MSFT |
| Me with $535 avg on MSFT 💀 this shit is never recovering |
| A stock is worth what people are willing to pay for it, no shortage of morons |
| Has he even started mass production yet? Have we even seen a working prototype that is not remotely controlled by humans? |
| Earnings Thursday so yeah probably |
| Meta 712 C next week exp ..... OPEN the casino i need to collect my money 🤨🤨 |
| Gonna need alot of silver for that |
| All these 401k & pension funds run by asset managers all to help the rich. Honestly Elon cracked the code & made the stock market his bitch. |
| Use 2 billion of there dwindling cash flow to pump elons other companies |
| I bought some METD (META 1x inverse) when it was up 10%… let’s see if it fades a bit 🫡 |
| Holy meta. The world is healing LMAO |
| I’m gonna celebrate being a Microsoft bag holder by consuming 8000 calories |
| Where exactly? Background man, provide yourself with some context about the future. 🦉😘 |
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| The Mag 7 just do their thing. I think deep down they DGAF |
| Gold to $6k by EOW |
| joby |
| I did everything right this earning. Sold most of MSFt calls and hold on to one. Then I forgot I still have a huge position in Meta. 🚀🚀🚀🚀 |
| @grok show me this guys pc. Check for anything illegal |
| My gold calls I bought in Dec are loving this. But holy shit this is such an ominous sign |
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| Yeah but you have to actively avoid it because they put it everywhere. That’s why they’re seeing jncreased “demand”. |
| https://preview.redd.it/5oonui0mx5gg1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1db4de1257d7d9339aa637f3e63113b8a7a65fe1 |
| Seems also true that good economic news is bad news in the market. |
| So what stock should i full port into |
| when i was in the Dubai airport in like 2013, they had a kiosk in the walkway (like those shitty cheap jewelry ones we have here) that was selling 1kg gold bars for $50,000 USD. i thought it was ridiculous. i was wrong, apparently. |
| I would, if you were real |
| Did you miss that spaceX will be the largest ipo in history? |
| I know lol\n\nCash gang is getting fucked hard |
| "Optimus robots are promised by end of next year to be roaming streets causing mayhem" |
| You hold that long? How do you deside your entry and exit? |
| Not an ideal day today and lost 💰 on Calls 😭 \n\nHere we go again tom |
| You’re welcome I sold my calls yesterday |
| my indian coworkers are celebrating gold pumpin |
| You got me! I was just kidding mate, ain't got that kinda money |
| 😫 |
| META single-handedly pushing the market up. |
| The model 3 and Y are cheap tech electric cars. It’s a good deal |
| Maleficent the being had to be. Well, be nice to yourself, buy Bitcoin . 🦉 |
| why |
| MU to the fucking MOON |
| It's been like that for years. TSLA have been promising FSD for the better part of a decade while other companies eat their lunch. Now they've pivoted to robots and that buys them another decade of future promises while they quietly suppress the reality that their robots are so dumb their nannybot microwaved the baby or something. |
| You can look at the numbers, they are a revenue and profit generating machine. Tesla clearly isn't and is valued on 2nd tier AI. Meta is valued on 2nd tier AI. \nI've ported into Chinese ETFs which might be another house of cards, but the U.S. markets have detached from reality. |
| Please please please |
| I’m selling my qqq calls at open, I won’t let the market makers steal my tendies again |
| His head is way too skinny to be human. |
| TSLA invests $2 billion in xAi looool |
| Down 20% on pltr GUH |
| Congrats on the new financial advice. |
| I love all the retard ber here that cried about spending last quarter lmao. |
| Do you think it's better to buy btc/eth directly, or make the more degenerate play with MSTR/BMNR |
| This post states I sold Tesla when it was down and now I’m upset !!!! |
| I’m jacked to the tits rn |
| been holding this shit at several thousands dollar loss since last earnings in October. Then finally punched out today at previous resistance levels and took a small $600 loss before the rug pull happens, of course this takes off like a fucking rocket after I exit and completely fills the gap ive been waiting for for over 3 months FUCKKKKKKK |
| You just explained why lol |
| this should've printed well by now |
| IDK ask Marilyn Manson |
| It's rude to brag. |
| In about 2 hours. |
| Funny enough it is the first individual stock that I bought |
| just made NOW my largest single stock holding |
| Tis is makes me happy, yes, I think that it does |
| Did you have calls? |
| Sorry guys that was me, bought an MSFT call 5 mins before close. Would have shot up if I hadn't done that. |
| Later gator😂 |
| Same, nice to meet a fellow genius |
| Damn , I regret not buying on the drop haha.! |
| 5400* |
| Mr. Fold - don’t you fold or bend before certain market narratives. Think faster, and harder, than you do now. 🦉 |
| So... How do I create my own trillion dollar circle jerk so I can just retire? Because this ouroboros is getting wild. |
| Thank you |
| At this rate sandisk will break 600 before eow |
| ☝🏽this guy gets it |
| UUUU giving it to me! Back to all time highs and shorts are fucked |
| citi meionted 150$ but with enough volatlity, upsides could be huge |
| lol idk why people mess with Tesla earnings. |
| No shit. I should’ve bought LEAPS when NVDA was 1 dollar |
| New Year's resolution is to have a couple more sizable, high return positions. Without going totally bonkers of course. |
| I use edge for desktop and there are zero ads on copilot? But even if there were, that is the inevitable future of all AI engines to monetize and is good for business... These companies arent going to all keep hemorrhaging billions on data center build out to power AI with zero ad revenue forever. Google and facebook used to be ad free too when they were chasing market share... then they brought in ads. If anything monetizing an AI search engine with ads is good for stock price because it will actually make it profitable and not a money losing proposition. |
| Bonds and currencies are fucked\n\nThe dollar is going to shit but tech will continue to rocket \n\nSomething is so fucked |
| you cant cuck the zuck |
| My initial assumption was on target 🎯\n\nBest of luck to you. |
| marELON Manson |
| Surely gold won't go to 20k 😭 |
| I made 2 dollars today |
| Damn |
| And just FYI I have seen options fill over 100 percent higher before |
| I still can't believe QQQ went up $30 in 7 days. Absolutely wild shit |
| People have their money in money markets because they don’t trust the US economy right now. Fire Powell before his term ends and even more people will distrust the markets and economy |
| The Big Debasement |
| Way out in left field |
| Based on R Kelly's outcome. U def messed up |
| You can’t cuck the zuck. The dude has his own federal reserve cash printing press in his alien bunker |
| I lost 20k last year on TSLA puts. It is so heavily manipulated. Just don’t touch it. |
| Dan Ives full time job is sucking and riding Muskrat 24/7. |
| "500 million? What were we doing? 600?" |
| I just hope you paper handed whiny babies learned something about meta. Been a shameful few months from you degens. No more whining. |
| Why will it rip |
| I used to criticize him before for being way too late in increasing rates before.\n\nI can’t believe we all arrived at the point where we can say \n\nJerome Powell is fucking based.\n\nWhat the fuck. |
| We are fucked 😂 |
| Cuck a dooo da dooo |
| I just sold half my shares aftermarket |
| A very highly regarded alert indeed. |
| neat, anyway back to never ending GLD pump |