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| I for one, am excited for the replacement of “military age male” to “militarily capable craft” as we smoke every little boat that goes out into the straight |
| WHAT\n\nTHE\n\nFUCK\n\nWAS\n\nTHAT |
| The US needs their crude oil to efficiently be able to utilize the oil they stole from Venezuela |
| This report is old and half of the claims are baseless. Do your own research.... You will see. |
| I decided to spend the day having some me time and I have the pleasure of coming back to this madness |
| Holy shit, Iran is taking steps to deploy mines in Strait of Hormuz shipping lane |
| She’s picking only right wing reporters lmao |
| Not sure why mining the Strait of Hormuz is bearish? Could be some gold, silver, coal, oil, rare earth minerals and shit down there. |
| Made 2.5k LFG |
| That bear trap was just cruel |
| At this point I'm just thinking it's a billionaire level conspiracy to fuck the market in real-time money grabs. |
| and I bought puts at the top...Borat voice "high five!" |
| 🥭: We're gonna use the Navy to escort container ships\n\nG-7: Oh good. Meanwhile, we'll stand ready to release oil reserves if necessary\n\n🥭: Actually, sike, were not gonna escort ships and there's mines in the Strait\n\nG-7: 🤡\n\nNEVER FUCKING TRUST THIS GUY |
| All we need is 1 tanker to get blown up and we will get our crash |
| Plenty of room |
| WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED AT 1 |
| Kelly Evans sighed deeply as she reported the mines in the Strait, and I felt that in my soul. |
| They should build railway lines across the gulf to bypass the strait. |
| Markets legitimately only go up |
| This shit is all fake anyways |
| Bears getting V'D THE FUCK UP AGAIN lmao\n\nAS USUAL, AS SCHEDULED lmao |
| Slams laptop on fading boner |
| Switch to reliable broker like Robinhood |
| why did spy dump so hard from 2:10 to 2:25? |
| Its mooning i bought puts so expect it to go up 20% |
| Just got finished setting mines on the way out to the garage fridge. Hopefully I can finally keep my wife's bf out of my beer. |
| They haven’t yet. It’s just alerting all that we know they want to. Which means when we start blowing up every small boat in the shipping lanes it’s not personal |
| Rejected! Is this a sign of gambling addiction? |
| Que cojones está pasando???? Parece un 50 50 entre calls y puts |
| Now THAT! is how you edge a bear. |
| Its funny bc I was thinking ab this last night, literally the only reason we are a target of terrorism to begin with is Israel. Like I can’t really think of any serious grievances against the US in the middle east until we started helping Israel kill babies and shit. And we just keep going further down the hole. |
| These questions sure sound random and definitely not pre-planned. |
| Was down 8k even texted my mom being down and ended up making 2.5k LFG |
| Here we go |
| On a serious note, what the fuck is going on? |
| they are cooked |
| Nasty drop n recovery stupid ass market |
| LMAO |
| Mines in the straight = blood in the streets . Calls. |
| Here’s me waiting patiently to invest in VTI for my Roth IRA….. DROP BITCH I DONT WANT TO BE SORRY LATER |
| Bad news comes out, market reacts, then the US does some sort of manipulation to cool it. |
| USA looking like clowns. Lying about a warship going through the straits then deleting it after Iran called them out on their bullshit |
| Genuinely what how many people on both sides just got liquidated |
| Is this an infomercial? Just saying |
| Now uso is dropping like a fucking rock lol you can't make this shit up |
| I said puts on sale earlier and someone really said bro look at the chart 🤡 |
| They’re corrupt liars. We’ve known that for years |
| HUGE V |
| People should go to jail for how obviously they are gaming the stock market in Washington. |
| Cuz israel is cashing in its trump investment and pedo investment. Literally the only reason. Might even have given us fake intel, like they did for the iraq war. |
| Well, I took a pretty fucking serious mine hit to my position just now that was climbing steady. |
| Lol they actually made my heart sink a lil bit |
| It go up, it go down. And then it go up again |
| Guys why is Iran so pissed off? Why can't they be more chill. Did the new Ayatollah really care that much about his wife and children, father, and other relatives?\n\n\nGuy has no fucking chill. |
| Ok that drop was actually really boring |
| What kind of soft ball questions is this ho throwing? |
| Brother I cannot manage my own 401k |
| 🥭: If Iran does anything else to disrupt the flow of oil in Hormuz, they will be hit 20X HARDER\n\nIran: sets up mines in Hormuz\n\n🥭: now_what.gif |
| Wish someone would mine my straight 😮💨🥵 |
| OILLLLLL MEEEEEEEE |
| BIBI doesn’t give af what 🥭 says |
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| Would be the best day of my life |
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| How long is -5% minutes? |
| (It’s always sunny meme): oh, did somebody lose money listening to Donald Trump? |
| I remember a time that was so calm and uneventful people were bitching and moaning about egg prices going up 2 dollars. Now there's a new crisis every fucking day and there's so much bad news that you can't even keep track of it all. |
| Algos don't know how to trade 😭 |
| U.S. asks Israel to halt strikes on Iran's energy infrastructure / Axios |
| The market doesn’t seem very perturbed about the mines floating around the Gae of Hormuz. |
| I hope you’re referring to yourself. If not, why the fuck are you letting someone manage your retirement? |
| Gonna get a pet beaver and name it Cathie Wood 🪵 |
| But did you buy that dip 🤔 |
| After ubers announcement of female driver selection. Lyft and grindr team up to allow for bears to drive you home after the bar. |
| felt cute, might delete hormuz mine tweet later |
| Get smoked boolz.\n\nLMAO 🤌 |
| Sea mines ??! Release the Kraken!!! $KRKNF (sea drones) |
| Stairs up, elevator down |
| 0dte day fam been eating these past couple of days with all these heavy spikes and dips |
| ngl they had me in the first half |
| Strait facts |
| It has. Sorry bro. |
| Anyone trading oil is guaranteed to lose lmao |
| Imagine your girl takes you home to meet the folks and her mom is Cathie Wood |
| Literally nothing to be bullish about. I don’t care either way |
| Did u like the dip patrick? |
| Barron about to be the first trillionaire with how much insider trading is happening with this war holy shit |
| lol, did the mine news get rescinded? |
| Looks like it will! I just closed my 0dte calls now looking at cannon ball drop!\nYou're welcome |
| The moment i bought orcl puts shit starts mooning |
| The V-ist of V's |
| Whose laughing now 🤡 |
| What do you guys think of NOTV as a reversal BET? seem like a possible 150%-800% possible gains |
| This volotility is AWESOME |
| what kind of a-hole puts a mine in a shipping lane |
| Sure is great for my sleep at night that our country is lead by some of the dumbest boomers on earth who just tweet shit. |
| You already have a bet going - ORCL to 181.218 before 12-Mar-2026 01:27 PM -05 |
| !banbet ORCL +20% 3H |
| Can you deploy a mine from a small row boat? |
| weeeeee |
| Well now its only 500%, so i feel better |
| SPY 700 Friday? |
| PUMP THIS SHIT NOW! |
| Honestly still don't understand why we're spending tens of billions bombing Iran. They are far from a nuke. Any chance for getting the population to be open to US and democracy is no gone for 100 years. |
| Maybe I just over think it all and the market is as regarded as us. Fucking wild |
| Holy shit actually sold at the top, |
| U.S. ASKS ISRAEL TO HALT STRIKES ON IRAN'S ENERGY INFRASTRUCTURE -AXIOS |
| I was already counting my winnings on my VIX puts when the craziest thing happened |
| And mostly bs |
| Are you guys having fun yet? |
| SPY is searching for max pain. |
| I don't even trade...I see you on a trend down. 1100% increase in a very short time that was a stumble. \n\n\nSeems you lost that in a similar timeframe. Now I'm a gambler. Also a fool. That's not a lot of money in the grand scheme and such. It seems like the choices made are really determining the outcome here. |
| Fuck this retarded market 22% of portfolio gains wiped out to -5% in minutes |
| And yet oil is going down in price lol |
| So the market really did pump on actual copium about the war being over because Don 🌮 said so, despite the fact Iran also has a say…lmafo this is actually RETARDED.\n\n |
| The rugpull begins |
| Back to the top we go |
| If Dubai can build giant expensive towers and resorts they can afford a canal to bypass the straight. Time to dig! |
| I made money on closing calls at open and money on closing Puts this afternoon. I don't understand the perma bulls or perma bears. |
| **Ban Bet Created:** **/u/Impressive-Round8164** bet **ORCL** goes from **151.01** to **181.22** before **12-Mar-2026 02:27 PM EDT**\n\nTheir record is 0 wins and 0 losses.\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| !banbet ORCL +20% 2d |
| Russian oil: Sanctioned. \nArab oil: Blocked. \nAmerican oil: Flowing from Venezuela and selling at high prices \n \nThings are looking up, you guys |
| Yes, 100%. Increased insurance. Force Majeures. This has never been over too. |
| I closed my puts at 50% feeling like god, now looking at 2000% like an idot |
| V please |
| If Iran actually mines the strait of hormuz, we are all cooked |
| CNBC CANT BELIEVE IRAN IS FOR REAL \n\nLOL |
| Interesting |
| The audacity of this crazy lady coming on and giving moral lectures after killing innocent children the first day of war. Honestly at this point the world being long on American markets is beginning to seem like a moral issue itself. The market sells off by even 5% and watch them stop the war overnight, they don't seem to care about anything else. |
| Lol @ ber |
| USO and SPY the yin and yang |
| I wonder who in the admin scrolls through WSB but I guarantee some do. My bet is Nutlick |
| Lmao |
| Bought the dip\n\nThen locked myself out of my brokerage\n\n |
| These press conferences have nothing new to add. Everytime its the same recycled slop. |
| So glad the people managing my retirement are the dumbest people alive and the most gullible |
| Bearrorists trapped |
| fell for that drop bye bye 5k |
| MSNBC lol |
| crap, we need ORCL to save the market and we know the thing isn't going to go anywhere 🙁 |
| I do love responsible wildlife management. Props to the people actually working on this, and as always, admin can eat shit |
| Brooooo |
| interesting that CBS is the outlet that keeps breaking these tidbits.... recently Larry Ellison's/Bari Weiss's network (aka state media)... almost like they're planting these stories and riding the moves. |
| The US first announcing that the were escorting tankers, then taking that statement back 30 minutes later and then saying that Iran was mining the strait of Hormuz is one of the most blatant market manipulations of all time. |
| Shook you out your longs I bet |
| nice! |
| Relax. We will end the day +1% |
| The oil tweet was straight up intentional manipulation no? They get their homies to full port short dated puts, send the tweet, 10x money, delete tweet, no consequences. |
| whatever that was saved my ass |
| Hahah of course 🤣 how embarrassing 🥴 |
| War has been declared against Asian Carp now . |
| Do I sell my puts while ahead or think this has room to fall |
| Going long Oil makes you feel like a Texan |
| Whats the new? |
| LMAO ITS JUST TOO DAMN EASY- they drop it down to bring it right back up |
| Don't give anyone ideas about renaming another body of water. |
| Saudi Arabia is trying to ship more out of the Red Sea, are the Houthis still a threat there? |
| haha get fucked! |
| It's not crashing yet huh |
| $1,000 into 1 Million Zimbabwe Dollars, yes |
| Nothing like some war entertainment |
| Full port VIX calls yeah? |
| Actually looks like uso won't stay green. Interesting |
| # LOL USA OIL BERS 🐻 THERE ARE MINES IN THE STRAIT 🤡 🤡 🤡 |
| "Very much complete" - 🥭 |
| Why the drop on SNDK? Wtf is this manipulated garbage. |
| Iran has known Israel wanted to wipe them out for literally 50 years now if not longer. They've been planning and preparing for this for decades. |
| Caught that whole drop and cashed-out at the bottom. What a rush! Made $5K in 5 minutes. |
| So glad I did the responsible thing and cut my losses on my puts (and then bought calls). |
| Be cool. Getting real yippy in here |
| WTF IS GOING ON |
| OH SO THIS IS ACTUALLY A REAL WAR...\n\nLOL\n\nOIL $300 |
| This guy Taco’s |
| dump aint over |
| Little bool trapped for CPI 🤣🤡🫵 |
| If Iran sinks a ship with a drone, people will blame Iran. If a ship crashes into a mine, they'll blame the ship's captain or the ship's owner for forcing them to cross the Strait. Iran knows where the mines are so it's still pretty easy for them to escort their own ships through. |
| I'm serious, just like when I was bullish all weekend as dum ber thought we'd circuit breaker down on Monday and instead we're green. |
| No but that guy is awesome! I’m up 50% !! |
| Will remote work come back if gas goes too high or will they just lay everyone off for AI |
| And it’s not even sour hour lmao |
| Nvda is a semi conductor stock. These stocks are called semis |
| They’re finishing a headquarters in Austin and then will redomicile in the US.\n\nThis isn’t mining, their graphene is made in a chamber in a warehouse. The feedstock is acetylene, delivered by pipeline from a nearby manufacturer. \n\nMultiple of the potential customers that they’ve been onboarding have said their product is for a defense contract. HG would be a tier 2 defense supplier in these cases. \n\nThe US Army Research Lab is a member of the GEIC, the Graphene Engineering Innovation Center, in Manchester where graphene was discovered, which is an accelerator between graphene producer and customer. They are now planning to build their own GEIC State-side and HG will be a key player. Signs point to the DOD wanting to blast HG’s graphene into every fiber and composite they buy.\n\n |
| I may start buying deep OTM calls and puts everyday around 2pm to see which ones hit. \n\nWith everything going on right now that is as good a strategy as any. |
| Good luck in 🥭’s market 🤡 |
| Credit where credit is due. Trump says Iran war is nearly over and doesn't repeat the mistakes of Bush with mission accomplished lol |
| Oh poor bear ur gonna bag hold |
| My orcl puts already down… if you bought calls congrats you are a winner |
| Who didn’t see spy dumping come on now |
| Sorry to everybody who just bought EWY an hour ago. |
| Fuck it. Go hit 120 uso. |
| High oil is good for the US. It gives 🥭 a solid reason to invest in us oil infrastructure and delete the Jones Act. |
| Russia all about symmetric warfare, throwing Russian lives into the fires of war.\n\n\nOther countries have to be asymmetric. |
| This your chance to load up calls ber |
| sure buddy, demining a strait is super easy |
| Dick over dollars |
| they must be wrong, play a straddle |
| my 660p are probably fucked unless the market starts acting rational |
| What the fuck happened now |
| CORRECTION: US intelligence assets report Iran is deploying MIMES in the Strait of Hormuz; resume pump |
| Thank you for actual posting the headline. |
| Bulls egg on face when they realize "it's mostly complete probably" isn't in fact bullish |
| NVDA will drop a fair amount tomorrow as well this ORCL earnings will trigger a sell off in tech... my tea leaves told me |
| oh lord this bitch about to collapse again |
| so we're the people trying to mine spice(oil) and the fremen(iran) is trying to blow us up? |
| Sold at humble 23% gains. Back to monitoring the situation |
| 🥭woke up and the markets crashed 😭 |
| when theres not enough people to buy the dip, the dip gets bot anyways cause fuck ur puts |
| Absolute clown |
| 1. we regime changed Venezuela, soon Iran, soon Cuba, and more Chinese allies after that. Canada pulling back is a nothing burger they will do business with us any day of the century\n\n2. China is years behind in semiconductors and even if they get ahead they won't take control of precious Taiwan which is right next door. No one in Taiwan likes China\n\n3. We are actively diversifying from China for rare earths \n\n4. US will stay being the dominant player of the global economy |
| With lackluster events like this war and no macroeconomic or geopolitical knowledge to apply to a particular market, if you haven't made a decision on the direction of price within the first 24 hours of a major event you're at the mercy of how fast the market can assess risk.\n\nAnd that's usually no more than a few days after the event. Going in with size after that is just a massive gamble every single time. |
| Wonder how many oil contracts Chris wright loaded before claiming a ship had been taken by escorts through the strait of Homos🤔😂😂😂 |
| I have a talent for entering the market at the wrong time. |
| Omfg stop with the womans sport shit TALK ABOUT IRAN |
| Because this admin is a fucking joke |
| The real profits were the karma we made along the way |
| need this news shit to V cuz i'm a greedy bastard |
| 💃💃💃🤣 |
| You just coming to this conclusion?! |
| What was the tweet? |
| Link? |
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| I got a good chuckle out of that. "They pine for the mines!" |
| 682 calls right here are the easiest money you’ll make in your life |
| Only a matter of time until we actually get the straight flowin |
| The absolute disrespect earlier today was abhorrent. |
| I posted my position. $80 average. |
| It's called a pump N dump |
| !banbet ORCL 140 1d |
| "U.S. INTELLIGENCE ASSETS HAVE BEGUN TO SEE INDICATIONS IRAN IS TAKING STEPS TO DEPLOY MINES IN STRAIT OF HORMUZ SHIPPING LANE -CBS NEWS REPORTER ON X" |
| Folks sell gold to cover their worse trades. But it comes back around eventually. |
| How is Iran without a navy and air force more competent than Russia lmao. This was not priced in |
| ALGOS REACTING TO THE FACT THERE IS A WAR WHEN IT IGNORED THE FACT THERE IS A WAR SHOWS YOU ALGOS ARE FKN BRAINLESS |
| What’s semis? |
| could go up or down from here |
| Look how HARD they're working to try to force the V\n\nSlaves will tell you over and over that MMs are neutral. Complete and utter nonsense |
| Come on crash!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!💥 |
| Sold 678p for 550% gain |
| cbs reporting about mines in strait |
| truly banking on a fully baked, fake inflation report |
| im putting this on a shirt |
| They know where the mines are duh |
| Swing traders DREAMSSS!!! |
| Paging all those fuckwad bols that have been talking shit since 10:15; how's that hubris feel |
| And my calls remain unaffected |
| Worry bout urs not mines 🖐️ |
| Thats a very close range |
| I want to break in to a Brazilian prison and film a music video for my folk band. |
| God damn I’m up 10 bands on puts from that that’s like 2 months of paychecks for me |
| This fucking garbage is going to stay flat all fucking week just to fuck over my straddles, isn't it.\n\n\nEntire market moves just to fuck me out of a few $k. I'm like Job. |
| "the energy department is ~~making bets on~~ closely watching the market" |
| No, really? |
| relax guy, oil goes down so Baron can long it guy |
| Not buying into mines being in the strait. Calls |
| This is the “pretty much” part |
| I can't tell if your serious or joking bro |
| Every dip a V, every poop I pee |
| Here comes the V |
| ORCL reporting and CPI before next market opening, no bullish positions for me. |
| # I know what you're thinking and\n\n* Yes bols bought at 682\n* Yes they are doing that stupid surprised pikachu face |
| you think a company valued at $1T, that makes $700B revenue yearly, and is too big to fail, is overvalued? |
| So we should be celebrating this? Got it |
| Calls on Minecraft |
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| Report of a ship on fire in the strait? |
| It is it |
| In the words of adam Sandler. ""Ahhh HORSESHIT!!" |
| How often do military strategists just put on US cable news while analysts and anchors say shit like "***WELL YOU SEE—***" (they're yelling because American news ppl always yell) "***IT WOULD REALLY SUCK IF THE ENEMY DID THIS BECAUSE THAT'S AMERICA'S REAL ACHILLES HEEL..."***\n\nand then the military strategists are like "yo that's a great fuckin idea, Habibi go get the mine layers geared up!" |
| 700 billion and totally broken peepee or 70 dollars and functioning peepee? |
| IRAN JUST SAID HOLD MY BEER.\n\nOIL $300 |
| I’d imagine oil producers must be loving these prices |
| Qqq 608 holding so strong. Might need some calls lotto qqq 🤔 |
| Proof that Iran is mining the Strait. |
| I want to believe that a deleted tweet is what caused the market to tank. Would be peak retardation 😂 |
| The fuck was that all about? |
| Cant hold 40bagger winning calls yesterday, can't hold 20 bagger winning puts today, AMA |
| What happened |
| What did he do or say this time |
| Bought 5000 ORCX @9.50. Hopefully I don’t become a bag holder |
| Thanks Benzinga for this alert: "After evaluating the trading volumes and Open Interest, it's evident that the major market movers are focusing on a price band between $25.0 and $910.0 for Micron Technology (MU), spanning the last three months." |
| Iran placing mines in the Strait |
| Sir this is wsb |
| WHITE HOUSE ON IRAN: ONCE NATIONAL SECURITY OPTIONS ARE ACHIEVED, OIL PRICES WILL DROP |
| Walmart Plus is the greatest technological advancement of my life. F\*\*\* all the AI chat bots we think are game changing, I get to pay Walmart prices without going to Walmart and they are WAY faster and better than Amazon. This is the point you're missing OP. Walmart has always been on the bleeding edge of tech in retail. Look at Scan and Go with Sam's Club and their AI cart scanner, it's light years ahead of Costco. Walmart has even integrated pharmacy prescription delivery into Walmart Plus. They are taking over everything while you sleep and most importantly they are doing it in a way affordable to consumers in a time when they are squeezed out of their minds. To be clear I'm not calling Walmart a tech stock I'm saying they are the most intelligent at implementing tech into retail and have been for decades. |
| the guy who posted this should khs |
| Right but how do you get the mines out? |
| Short this shit on every pump |
| Doesn't matter, mines are going in the strait brother |
| Uh oh mines |
| Lmaooo the manipulation is just cartoonish. Wait for two o clock for when options are dirt cheap and then manipulate the market. How he’s getting away with this boggles my mind |
| Serious question.What’s in the way of you ‘reaching it’? ‘ Reaching what threshold or target” specifically? |
| Crushed calls all morning and switched to puts but I sold them wayyyyy too early. |
| All pur portfolios have hit a mine |
| Iran or 🥭? Feels like it could be either at this point |
| Atleast the Asian Carp will be gone |
| the absolute mirror of spy go down oil go up is insane |
| it's all manipulation, imagine we could call cbs and get a headline printed everytime we open a position? bought calls and puts today? printing! |
| Fidelity let's you buy OTC with unsettled funds? |
| God damnit I should have bought USO calls because I had a feeling the deleted Chris wright tweet signaled they were running out of ways to keep the prices down |
| Someone in the white house said they'd escorted a ship through the Straight of Hormuz. Now he deleted it. |
| One thing you should know about anything of value, this company isn’t going to remain the only company producing it for long. China doesn’t care about their patent. And some US firm will probably improve it/change it enough to not be constrained by it. \n\nIf you’ve made yourself that much money, cash out now before the first to market doesn’t matter. The world is full of busted first-to-market companies. |
| I listen to this 🐕 and gain zero confidence whatsoever. This administration is objectively the cringiest in history |
| The worst thing about this is the bears coming back from their cardboard shacks to gloat about how they knew it all this time. |
| literally useless as a hedge lately. follows the market. |
| I thought they got rid of the nuclear threat the first time? |
| I really thought |
| Oh shit are you the hgraf guy? I should scoop that on my fidelity acct |
| This drop saved my SPY puts LMAO sold for 150% |
| UVIX🤑 |
| i think youve nailed it actually |
| oil ships are getting mined. Huge red at close |
| Nothing.\n\nIran is starting to prepare to mine the strait |
| It really isn't when "normal" is a system strongly titled toward giving the wealthy a leg up and keeping the poor down. The wealthy get structurally better financial infrastructure with pricing, access, and risk buffering. Lower-income folks deal with "poverty penalties" that function like fines on being poor. \nOur system currently rewards capital far more than labor. It's broken af and not okay. |
| Bers lets not fall for it for the 9th time this week they’ll trap us and V again |
| Can’t even turn it fuckin red lmao |
| mining the strait has been discussed as an obvious move in game theory scenario's for years, this admin is so dumb |
| Why would the energy secretary lie like that🤡 |
| is the mines news bullish for miners? |
| MINES MINES EVERYWHERE \n\nLOL |
| Mines in the Strait . Iran ain’t done yet |
| so much winning |
| lmao\n\nIf Iran mines the Strait, they can't export either you dumb fucks. |
| wE arE sO bAcK. |
| Pakistani Navy escorting a Pakistani ship carrying oil for China being let through in accordance with the policy of letting China get their oil in return for targeting data on US forces is not a "successful navy escort" no matter what that asshole said on Twitter. |
| i just bought calls for the first time in over a year today, this can't be real |
Bruh --->  Just a moment... claude.ai |
| You saved me about a grand on puts lol |
| Mango man: “they yearn for the mines”\n\nIran: *here you go* |
| Bulls were so happy when it went up randomly all day\n\nNow they're so sad when it goes down randomly |
| Slampa |
| how could you not see the rug pull coming, how slow are you? |
| Heading back to SPY 666 the number of the beast |
| Wait... what happened? |
| As a true American patriot I will fight against the tyrannical treasury by going long oil(I am also retarded) |
| No navy escort had happened. What kind of nonsense is this.. |
| can this bitch just shut the fuck up |
| I told you to buy poots, should have bought more darn it |
| HGRAF |
| It was me. I was begging god since i had like 40 puts lol that were down 4k |
| SIR\n\n \nMINES HAVE JUST HIT THE PORTFOLIO |
| curious why gold went down at the same time everything else did |
| house of cards |
| I’m so fuckin glad I’m said no to options this year 😂 long positions or full port gambles are the only thing that win |
| LMAO |
| I'm good thanks bro |
| yeah, what's the chicken? I didn't see anything... |
| We're in a "TACO trap" right now: the only thing that will push the US to quickly end the war is market disruption, but the market expects Trump to TACO and buys the dip, thereby alleviating the pressure to TACO and extending the war...\n\nTrump will prolong the war as long as the markets remain intact. The markets are currently intact only on the expectation that the war will not be prolonged. So something has to give. |
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| sitting on cash the question is when does this push the real estate bubble to pop |
| Karoline can’t speak fast enough for this dip. Just accept the fate |
| Easy come, easy go |
| Iran mining straight of Hormuz LMAO \n\nNo oil for you \n\n |
| That retirement was so short. Thanks guys my PUTS got printed!! 🐻🥳🎉🥳🐻 |
| #THE TANKER ESCORT WAS LIES |
| Best I can figure from the noise is Iran deployed mines in the straits of Hormuz. |
| Iran seems to be getting ready to mine the strait |
| Oh lord, wtf happened now? |
| What a fucking clown show |
| Tweet about the Great Lakes region with a little jab at Carney |
| They put mines in my portfolio! |
| there is a new meme stock "USO" |
| wtf i was driving last 20minutes, news? |
| LMAOOO |
| Why not others can use acetylene and do BUM BAM ? |
| Anyone buying calls right now deserves to lose money. |
| pics or it ain't happenin'! |
| taco tuesday! |
| What he even say |
| Uhm, non-American here..\n\nWtf just happened? |
| It’s extremely large, but the shipping lanes are not. Keeping the shipping lanes mine free is simpler than it sounds. They don’t need the entire SEA to be mine free - they need a route on GPS that every boat follows because it’s safe |
| IAU dumping harder than your last GF |
| Bulls 🤡🤡🤡 |
| Tomorrow I’ll do spx 0dte because my watchlist is +2000% |
| This presidency is a fucking joke |
| Wait. When you tell religious fanatics that you’ll come at them with hell and fury they actually say “well, let’s play chicken mother fucker”?\n\nWho could have predicted this?! |
| Lost $30k this morning\n\nBought some SPX puts. Got a $2k credit voucher\n\nSold at 2pm sharp\n\nThose options are worth $140k in profit\n\nAhhhhhh. Nice |
| ^ |
| I was averaging down puts and it got up to 40% of my port… thank fuck |
| https://preview.redd.it/uh49o5bmf9og1.jpeg?width=1320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=daa141004c2248a00981e665143df16c952a8506\n\nTurned off and on now I’m green today |
| Boots on the ground is inevitable |
| could be fake news, but, some article going around iran deploying mines |
| Lol. orange testing to see which fake headlines moves oil most? Mines for the win! |
| do we even have enough missiles to hit "twenty times" as hard |
| Thanks, want 50 bucks message me ur venmo? |
| I have been defeated |
| His money blocked him too LMAO |
| cbs news saying they are putting naval mines in the straight |
| #thanks for the cheaper puts dumbasses |
| Eonr one of them? |
| Bulls really thought |
| Being a permabull or a permabear just means you’re a permabitch |
| They are putting mines in the straight!!!!!!!!! |
| OKLO? |
| 98% cash!! Let’s go. Crash it all |
| Here come the bears, their ghey pǒřñ video just ended and they logged onto Reddit |
| Oh the manipulation, oh the capitulation. Oh the holding puts for the duration. |
| MINES IN THE STRAIGHT \nPUTS PUTS PUTS |
| Bols realizing 🥭 not in it for them lol |
| We're going to need a bigger TACO\n\nAnd we're going to get one |
| What the fuck has he said now |
| Nothing like a pre-revenue company to get the juices flowing |
| Thinking about the puts on my watchlist, I was going to buy, and didn’t because of day trade restrictions |
| It’s been a hell of a session, but I made it back to flat for the day. |
| I'm super bullish on gambling degeneracy. Vegas has basically told everyone to f-off unless you are rich. So i'm long HOOD. and other degeneracy enabling stocks\n\nI was listing to the HOOD ceo on how i built this podcast this week. Sounds like they are prepping to fleece that crowd bigly.\n\nDid you know there is now an app that lets you gamble on your credit card debt to get it paid? LOL |
| bro what happened when I was gone |
| Easy come, easy go |
| I was told by a very trustworthy source that the war was very complete though |
| what happened |
| What the fuck. |
| What just happened? I left for 10 minutes |
| https://preview.redd.it/bhgddhakf9og1.jpeg?width=1320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fe0034d5bcd3fa2ced1c417a5c1ebbd5067040cb\n\nYes |
| Holy shit just made 4k on SPX puts there |
| Power hour here back to 683 |
| I like chicken salad. |
| Showing different for me |
| imagine not having fuck you money and having to put up with cunts at work |
| 672 pls |
| #BUT THE TAN SUIT!! AND BENGHAZHIII!!! |
| Now this is podracing! |
| Demand for espionage is extremely high in times of global conflict. Bullish af on SPY |
| When does the real selling start |
| This the most bearish EOD movement we’ve seen in a hot minute |
| I was gonna be nice to bulls but yall were total pieces of shit today. SUCK MY PP LOSERS |
| Blocked that annoying mf |
| I thought war was over ! LOL |
| Drill IWM drill |
| I want war now! I don't care if we have it at home, I want it everywhere. My cash position is ready |
| With the submarines that US haven't been able to touch during combat operations. |
| i'm starting to think someone isn't telling the truth |
| had to fomo into 6780p and 6770p but made out with sick gains. |
| Okay |
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| Well well well awfully quiet in here |
| Can’t even have a 30 minute work meeting anymore without something dumb happening |
| Poor BULS will never learn |
| Oil halted lmfao |
| War back on the menu? |
| Goddamn that's some squirty price action. |
| Wow, I have 3 totally dumb (maybe even penny?) stocks holding my portfolio green… all my “big boys” are red |
| Wait till the close the other strait |
| They do that every week |
| delisted |
| # *Walter Bloomberg\n@DeItaone\n# PENTAGON CONFIRMS REUTERS REPORT ON CASUALTIES IN IRAN WAR, SAYS IN A STATEMENT APPROXIMATELY 140 U.S. SERVICE MEMBERS HAVE BEEN WOUNDED OVER 10 DAYS OF CONFLICT 🤡 🤡 🤡 \n\nRIP USA 🤡 🤡 🤡 |
| Oops my bad war still on |
| https://preview.redd.it/uuxwhyahf9og1.jpeg?width=1320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8ceae7336e6d0ea85a7127aa4aec692f1c07ab51 |
| I once bought a 30DTE far OTM call option on a thinly traded stock. Kind of forgot about it, until I woke up to a trade confirmation email weeks later. Something like an 8000% return overnight because of a press release. The gap up had gone wayyy past my take profit. I actually thought it was a bank error at first until I woke up properly and checked the trade confirmation.\n\nBest one-day stock moves have been in the 25-30% range. Happened a few times (I'm seeing a +17% move today still in progress). I don't day trade, the equity moves have been long term holds. |
| Bro go to the white house website and watch the live stream lmao |
| Bull and bear traps everywhere and every day |
| Anyone playing any side of this, your playing with fire. Be careful |
| I swear if I do calls tomorrow at whatever bottom is bottom and this shit don't do the same. I'm gonna try again the next day |
| Thinkorswim has /CL with the same price for bid and ask |
| I didn’t even know oil futures could be halted I’m stupid |
| Who is this Whoremuz everyone keeps talking about? Is she busty? |
| Did anyone trust chatgpt, claude, or gemini with their tax return this year? |
| WORLD WAR 3 \n\nPart 2!!!! |
| 670 incoming!! |
| Even in a news-based selloff there's still incredible pressure from MMs to try to pin it back upwards and force a V |
| Did y’all honestly think 🥭 bullshitting for an hour last night suddenly fixed all the destroyed oil infrastructure and ended the war? |
| # [Well that was quick](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1rptvmy/comment/o9pelk1/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)\n\n |
| Buhahahahahhahaa |
| Fuck, I covered most of my shorts at 2pm. Right before the cliff. |
| well thats their problem |
| I don’t think you realize how massive this coastline and area is |
| Hahah literally minutes after I sell my puts for a solid loss |
| Bulls being escorted through to Wendy’s dumpster now |
| I ran out of fucks at 3pm yesterday |
| We're going down, down in an earlier round\nAnd sugar, we're going down swinging |
| Yesterday war was over now "most intense day" of bombing.\n\nThis shit is gonna trade like crazy. |
| Youre either a genius or a spy for the hedge funds and trying to milk us with this fake ass insight |
| Saving Lake Michigan from all Asian carp and dead Epstein babies |
| Lol rugged |
| Wasn’t serious ber |
| yea wtaf exactly as the press conference started |
| war on, war off! |
| Nope, sold for a loss haha |
| Dude what the actual fuxk just happened?! |
| https://preview.redd.it/6p0zk0adf9og1.jpeg?width=1320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0f579191c445c778c22f0ed5a97ae244fddef97c |
| There it is |
| Ho Lee Fuk\n\nWi Tu Lo\n\nY Wi Red |
| Straight of homos fckd |
| I was just checking USO calls 20 mins ago, should have pressed the button |
| My 665 puts for tmrw came back from being down 85% to green |
| LMFAOO YOLOD ON PUTS. LFG |
| lol well that was violent |
| the fact that he lied and immediately got pantsed is hilarious i can’t even lie |
| Adding “Trump deleted his tweet” to my list of indicators… |
| that's why we scalp with mango\n\n |
| wow. what a day. 😎 |
| so ..... more war got it.\n |
| Ok so wtf mango say now |
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| oil futures halted? |
| Which airport tho? |
| There’s no logic in this market so don’t look for it |
| Mr. market doesn’t seem to care based on what just happened. |
| Geez thats long. All i skimmed was “graphene” and “hockey stick”.\n\nThis one’s a pass for me. I really dont think there’s much of a market for hockey sticks made of graphene.\n |
| We used to gather berries now we piss in urinals and watch our lives on a little chart that’s describing how many dead dinosaurs we can get |
| It’s hard for a normie to trade the dementia markets. |
| I’m sorry sir |
| Oil me up buttercup |
| Who is this anonymous CBS reporter on X that keeps giving out conflicting information every day?? |
| Sorry bools, theta gain always prevails |
| Did you expect anything else? lol |
| Stepped away Spy said forbidden word? |
| My 666p 1d at 30 cents was a good play after all |
| \> Iran deploys: Mines!\n\n\> Mango uses: Tweet. It's super effective. |
| Not even red |
| US intelligence seeing signs Iran to start placing mines in the water\n\nYup that’ll do it, oil back to 100$ |
| This feels like watching the hunger game |
| Actually they pay someone to ask ChatGPT |
| Praise mango for this volatility |
| I'm what the French call "Les Incompetents" |
| They have submarines. And the US have decommissioned their last three remaining minesweepers and do not have any littoral combat vessels who can be used in that role. |
| Thank you guys, See you next time. |
| Literally thousands back in my port in mere seconds. Amazing. |
| Damn, should have easily shorted more out of this nonsensical pump earlier today smfh |
| THE WHITE HOUSE JUST PROVED THEY ARE LIEING CRIMINAL SACKS OF SHIIT THAT DESERVE TO BE PUT UNDER THE JAIL\n\nOIL $300 |
| All they need to do is click a square and follow the number clues like the old school minesweeper game on PC! |
| Same here, my computer froze so I restarted it and went to the bathroom and when I came back saw my stop limit hit. |
| Holy rug. |
| but what does this mean for taylor swift's legacy? |
| We have been able to smoke drug boats. We can smoke every mining ship. We’ve been practicing. Drug boats are way stealthier. They’ve been competing against America since the 70s. Iranian ships aren’t built for this |
| lol tanker ship getting thru was just a head fake |
| Add your strategy to help us all out lol |
| Pay the fuck attention |
| Someone let the IRGC know that the war is over. It was all a prank, an elaborate ruse you see. |
| I fuckin knew it |
| Someone said the M word. |
| What happened? Is Trump speaking live again? |
| Siri, play IN TOO DEEP |
| Acting like they didn’t add a chair in every hotel room just for us? Be better |
| Iran deploying mines soon? Well good thing the USN has great mine sweeping assets in the region right now....wait I'm getting a message |
| I’ve done this. Twice in fact. \n\nYou’ll be back. |
| I was so close to selling at $76/barrel ahahhagahahaha |
| CBS bro |
| sand people are excellent swimmers |
| Lmao this is real dip worthy news. |
| I tried so hard to get USO $77P yesterday at lunch. Bid was $0.32. They are already worth over a $1. Could have been rich but ole Schwab stopped me. |
| Mines in strait of Hormuz, genius play from Iran \n\nWhat tanker company is going to risk that never mind the insurance \n\nInb4 🥭 claims to submarine torpedo the mines with PLTR tech or some dogshit |
| US intelligence indicates Iran is deploying mines in SPY |
| I called the mines scenario hours ago |
| My spy puts printing |
| Funniest bull trap ever ahaha |
| Dude I think about it all time i really realize how absurd the world is when I’m pissing in a urinal |
| The whole day was spent shorting oil only for it to just violently V and take down all the indices with it? |
| Leavitt's online\n\nhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhHzwp1OHeA |
| Lol bulls had so many opportunities to get out today |
| How TF they gonna deploy mines? Lol. With some swimmers and rope? People are dumb AF if this headline moves anything. |
| whats the big deal just stay away from the floaty spiky things on the water |
| Bols will be escorted out of here and thats not a lie |
| Damn, guess I better go fill up my car |
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| Scoobaaa dive |
| Bols really thought |
| Good thing I sold my calls for profit. Bad thing is my puts could’ve also printed but I sold it for a loss earlier |
| If this market has shown you anything it’s to buy this dip as it will get bought in seconds!! Don’t overthink it |
| Will the US navy help Iran in mining the strait of hormuz? |
| Bro you just started a reversal |
| They don't have Internet so they didn't get the email |
| SPY will never hit 700 |
| “Future governor of Canada” lol |
| Damn I’m an idiot for ever touching 0DTEs. 1dtes are so much better and you can still scalp 30-50% gains |
| Wait you regards thought war over, we are ripping to 700? We will be at 600 before 700, just wait |
| It will be in a few weeks |
| Drill, baby drill |
| BEARS ARE BACK BABYYYYYYY |
| How they laying mines without any ships? |
| Backbone of the worlds energy moving like a shitcoin based on unconfirmed tweets.\n\nCursed timeline. |
| I was grifting earlier when I said I bought calls lmao |
| only if the mine story is fake news or easily cleaned up |
| I don't understand the boats float over the mines. As long as they don't touch the ground or the water pushes to hard |
| 😂😂😂😂 |
| oil finally coming back from the dead, maybe saying the war over doesn’t actually mean the war is over |
| Awesome mate, hopefully one day I'll let you know if I reach it =). |
| God I love this stupid fucking board |
| I thought this shit was over. How could Iran do this to us ? |
| They should be up more than that papi |
| Bears up |
| Source? |
| Fuck you Bols! Cucks! |
| some people will do anything to win |
| Lmao i looked away for 5 minutes and shits cooked |
| the SPY hit a Hormuz Mine |
| Yoinks! That's a lot of shares. Enjoy drinking martinis on your upcoming graphene composite hulled yacht (with graphene lubed engine), flushing your graphene-laced turds with fresh water from your graphene based seawater purification system as you travel toward your graphene reinforced compound so you can go drive your 1000 mile per charge graphene powered supercar charged by your hyper efficient graphene enhanced solar panels to the beach to meet up with your bikini wearing ladyfriend whose skin never ages because of her graphene enhanced sunscreen. |
| can someone tell me what happened... |
| Frogmen |
| ***PAMP [OIL]*** |
| I went pee came back and made $500. What a world. |
| Yooo I’m not negative no more now I’m up yeahhhhhhhh |
| Bulls clapped |
| This is how gambling works. |
| wtf going on? |
| What was the news |
| oh lawd he comin' |
| Our government lied to us⁉️⁉️\n\ni, for one, am SHOCKED 😲 |
| USO |
| Lol. Not sure if serious. 🥭 Is literally the most prolific public liar in the history of mankind, and I am dead serious on that. I don't even think it's close, he's like 10X over his nearest competitor.\n\n\nWho would believe a word he fucking says? |
| so when the straights of Hormuz opens oil goes to $1 right? |
| full port into all time high oil because of binary event.\n\nwhat the fuck could go wrong lol |
| Rugpull never stops to fk eith retailers |
| Ouch |
| you bulls are in for a big drilldo, really thought the war was over huh |
| Why can't the oil boys in the straight just get an underwater camera and look for the mines? Iphones are waterproof now so it isn't that hard. Idiots. |
| Maybe I’m high, but you ever wondered why the market and the world depends on liquified dinosaur meat/bones? |
| thx |
| What. The actual fuck is happening lol |
| QUICK EVERYONE BUY DONT LET THEM WIN |
| Bitcoin mine in the straight |
| What just happened??? Thank god I sold my positions early today |
| 2 fucking days in a row stop limit hits on SPX minutes before it skyrockets in the opposite direction. Like are you truly kidding me? Do I CONTROL THIS SHIT |
| i low key actually think that the company 'direction' is on point.\n\nthe only way that AI actually returns on expectations is if they can get it truly embedded in multiple entire industries. and oracle is set up in a really unique way to do that by integrating their existing data and using it to embed AI and recalibrate processes in direct tandem with the AI introduction to those processes.\n\nmaybe i am a loon. and, that isnt to say that the financial decisions might very well make "good direction" a moot point. if they can't afford to do it, it won't work. lol. but i like the idea on its face.\n\n*""According to founder and executive chairman Larry Ellison, this is all in service to Oracle’s three-step transformation. Ellison told investors last quarter that the first step was Oracle making its database available inside its competitors’ clouds, including Amazon’s AWS, Alphabet’s Google, and Microsoft’s Azure. Step two was “vectorizing” the data to make it readable by AI models, which makes the data customers have in Oracle’s systems more valuable, said Ellison. Third, Oracle built what Ellison called an “AI Lakehouse,” which vectorizes all a company’s data and not just what’s in Oracle databases or applications.""* |
| Lmao |
| And it's gone. lol |
| Anyone have source on mines in the strait? |
| Fuck it we ballin |
| rollercoasteeeer |
| It would make great TV |
| Circuit breaker is still the only thing that can save me |
| not a ship—it's sea mines in the strait. |
| U.S. intelligence indicates Iran is preparing to deploy naval mines in the Strait of Hormuz using small vessels carrying 2–3 mines each. Estimates suggest Iran’s stock ranges from 2,000 to 6,000 mines of Iranian, Chinese, and Russian origin, posing a potential threat to shipping in the critical waterway. |
| U did your best kid. Don’t ashamed… I will get a 10 piece chicken nuggets and the large double cheeseburger meal with a coke. |
| 🚨🚨 U.S. INTELLIGENCE ASSETS HAVE BEGUN TO SEE INDICATIONS IRAN IS TAKING STEPS TO DEPLOY MINES IN STRAIT OF HORMUZ SHIPPING LANE -CBS NEWS REPORTER ON X\n\nHOLY FUCK |
| GOTCHA.. WAR BACK ON, EVERYONE PANIC\n\nTHANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MANNER |
| Gotta love selling at a loss them the market goes back to where it started |
| If you love getting fucked in the ass, you’re gonna love this market! |
| I’m sorry but 🅱️🅱️ is such a 🅱️ussy. Major ‘my dad’s bigger than your dad!’ energy |
| 🤣 |
| Up 5k was 10 but plenty of time |
| Bullboozled again! |
| lol what did I say 10 mins ago, I smell a big dump |
| We going red, babyyyyyy |
| BWAHAHAHAHA |
| spy holding for 4 hours and took 15 minutes to dump all back? |
| Idk who tf Hormuz is but we gotta send him to gae conversion therapy asap |
| Bulls are morons and are about to lose it all |
| I kept waving and saying hi but you must not have heard me...right? |
| That's why the wick downs before a major move are always wicked, eh. If you have SL gonna set them with a bit of a distance. |
| "War is almost over" MY ASS |
| Lies dont work for long.. debunked in less than 24 hours |
| uh, why we dropping? |
| How do you put mines without a Navy |
| a true believer |
| Hope y’all held your puts. We on the way to mars 🤑🤑🚀🚀🚀 |
| He bought? |
| once again the Q's fail to hold above the 50ma\n\nNot good |
| Maybe if you're a 100% s&p/qqq mongoloid |
| Keep my wifes name out of your fuckin mouth 👉 |
| !banbet |
| We went from the us navy is escorting tankers to Iran is preparing to mine the strait lol |
| Iran laying mines in the strait |
| https://preview.redd.it/liy8kn8ue9og1.png?width=382&format=png&auto=webp&s=4120ebe11ba96ed11211d9e81e0d5afde48da094\n\n |
| Options trading professor just told us life savings is in Luckin Coffee - is this the new meta?? |
| BER BROS WHATS HAPPENING I JUST TOOK THE GUN OUT OF MY MOUTH LETS GO |
| I have my last 1500$. Thanks god I have secured 4k in net profit in a parallel account |
| glad i didnt sell puts |
| \#bananarepublic |
| And I hope the things you picked “randomly” just got clapped on that dump☺️ me and my spy puts are sitting happy thanks to my “horoscopes” lmaooo GET REKT |
| Here comes the bear trap executed |
| Lmao what happened |
| We already knew they were going to use mines, how is this news? |
| i bought wendy’s yesterday and saw some weirdos by the dumpsters |
| Nice higher lows you got there bulls |
| thers never a fucking normal green day |
| Probably should have sold at peak |
| With what ships? |
| Hell yeah get out |
| Iran and US navy said\n\n#FUCK YOUR CALLS |
| If it goes red it’s going RED. I’m talking arterial blood bright red RED 🤕 |
| The bears got angry |
| Making things great (again) and owning the libs, bigly, for the big strong men with tears in their eyes saying “Sir! There is so much winning!” |
| RUGGED |
| I made $200 bucks 🤷♂️ how about you? |
| ber going crazy because spy drops a bit, meanwhile my entire portfolio is up 6% today lmao |
| That’s what bools get for talking shot to bers |
| Lmao |
| Nice |
| 1000 shares of oil please. |
| Buls went full port in calls so its dropping now |
| Yall thought oil was gonna stay red on bin laden’s bday smh |
| The dump was comically obvious |
| i 100% believe , people with money are brain dead. i never want too much money |
| MINES IN THE STRAIT |
| cant see a tweet from mango |
| holy fucking shit. I was down $2k on my puts and sold for $1500 profit just now. god damn |
| Deploy Mines WTF Guys, are we fuked for good this time? |
| i thought war is over? |
| tf happening now |
| The soldiers long for the mines |
| Ghey bears are protecting the straight! Thou shall not pass! 💃💃💃🤣 |
| lol now they’re saying Iran is going to put mines in the strait |
| When Bull fuck, he fuck long and soft. When bear fuck, bear fuck hard very fast. |
| im a simple, gamblin' man |
| from sucessful navy escort to mines in the strait.. wtf is this news |
| time to play the minesweeper game |
| Fucking bought right before it dumped fuck me |
| HAHAHAHA FFS |
| Bulls jerking off over being flat since late Oct 25. |
| What just happened? |
| draft is back on the table |
| Oil going green\n\nBuls ahahahahha |
| F me. I just had to be on a work call |
| They dog dun hut the towers\n |
| Imagine if we still got to use those custom emojis, the amount of red Clifford spam in here 💀 |
| mines in straight of hoormoose |
| Buy buy buy |
| *Cowabunga* |
| Holy shit oil |
| 🤡 |
| i just bought before it dumped |
| You kinda off have to. |
| Spy is feisty today |
| 161% so far |
| No, he said fish. |
| I called that DUMP on the SPY!!! Hahahahah I hope all you regarded gambling bulls just got clapped off that dump🤣🤣 your screwing up the market with your brain dead buying |
| war back on |
| Do you think 🥭 actually meant he wanted to send escorts to the Strait, like to boost morale? |
| Now what is happening lol |
| MINESWEEPER TIME |
| Holy hell i just got saved |
| # ALL IN PUTS LATERS BOLS 🤡 🤡 🤡 |
| Damn good timing to buy puts for tmrw ORCL earnings, 200% in like 30 seconds |
| called it. |
| It’s Bullish don’t worry |
| And just like that oil is up 10% in an hour lol |
| I bought 4,330 shares at $1.50 avg |
| thank for your exit liquidity. |
| Hahhahahahahhahahahhajhajajjajajjaja |
| Just fkn close it |
| Did he say the n word to iran |
| I was really hoping for HIMS to meme a bit but I guess that’s not allowed in today’s totally serious market |
| https://x.com/mb_ghalibaf/status/2031429904907042998\n\nIran not seeking ceasefire |
| Makes me laugh my ass off every time I see it 😭 |
| What the fuck is even happening. Within the minute I buy calls |
| Stoooooop ffffsssss\n\nStop dropping go up |
| Trump deleted his tweet… |
| first it giveth, then it taketh away |
| Lol lost 50k on oil futures, they wicked down and hit my stop loss at 76.75, would be up 100k right now on that pump. unbelievable |
| U.S. INTELLIGENCE ASSETS HAVE BEGUN TO SEE INDICATIONS IRAN IS TAKING STEPS TO DEPLOY MINES IN STRAIT OF HORMUZ SHIPPING LANE \n💥💥💥 |
| I pray you held and averaged down. 🚀🚀🚀🚀 |
| U.S. INTELLIGENCE ASSETS HAVE BEGUN TO SEE INDICATIONS IRAN IS TAKING STEPS TO DEPLOY MINES IN STRAIT OF HORMUZ SHIPPING LANE -CBS NEWS REPORTER ON X |
| Or TSLA |
| What did 🥭 say now? We nosediving |
| Feels like I just got my balls ripped out |
| _Hate it or Leavitt the underdog's on top_\n\n_and Im gun shine homie until my heart stops_ |
| And there you have it. +1k off my iron condor. Theta baby \n\n^(slightly fucked on the news but held) |
| Lol. Lmao even. Oil right back up. |
| Holy shit good bye bols |
| mines lmao |
| 167.5 worth a lotto imo |
| DAMN that was fast |
| Don’t look now, USO V’ing hard. |
| sour hour an hour early. moist. |
| Fish tanked the market just now LMAO |
| Holy shit! My zombie put is alive! |
| God damn it every time I decide to go bull side it shids down both legs. |
| 15 mins from now... someone got nuked |
| we're fucked |
| That candle was disgustingly fast holy shit |
| Just checked the market for the first time today and it’s as the thing is crashing lol. I’m basically an oracle I think. |
| That’s a rounded top |
| Is SPY drilling for oil now? |
| Imagine selling oil below $80 |
| You're such a clown. Look what you're typing. This place is filled with children and emotional followers. |
| # DRILL TEAM 6 HOLY MOLY 🤡🤡🤡 🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻 HOLY DRILLING HOLY MOLY SPY CRASHING |
| About time lol |
| ORCL to $100 this shitty stock how you red when markets red and redder when markets red |
| Lmfao, did cpi get leaked |
| 🫵 exit liquidity |
| Bulols got got |
| thank you for the exit liquidity |
| LMAO BULLS |
| market rebounded because a senator tweeted that a US Navy ship successfully escorted a tanker thru the Strait of Hormuz, but market did nothing after the senator deleted the tweet because it never actually happened 😂😂😂 |
| hootin' and hollerin' |
| The Wall Street Journal is blaming Biden. |
| purple by close |
| Alright man what the FUCK |
| Oh shit what happened. Why are my puts up 20% |
| U.S. INTELLIGENCE ASSETS HAVE BEGUN TO SEE INDICATIONS IRAN IS TAKING STEPS TO DEPLOY MINES IN STRAIT OF HORMUZ SHIPPING LANE -CBS NEWS REPORTER ON X |
| what the fudgie the whale just happened |
| 1. The US controls its borders and that’s really it. Due to oranges tariff policies, even Canada has pulled back its support and started to work within its interests\n\n2. China has more say over manufacturing than the US. It has the most monopolies over rare earths, and controls 30-35% of the world’s products.\n\n3. There won’t be a war in Taiwan. It’s Chinese ran. They’ve already started to cut deep into the semiconductor monopoly by doing a brain drain. The same policy they did with Hong Kong, is the same thing they’ve pulled with Taiwan. It already belongs to China\n\n4. Only way to have China become less dominant is by US and Europe working together. That’s not happening in this administration |
| I think it’s butt, but I think it’s been prepped to moon if they have an average ER. I’ll prob be wrong, but Marvell was sitting the same way (for no reason) And I think it’s going to do the same shit - up |
| holy sell off |
| For those playing orcl theta gang will own your ass. Just dont |
| Umm.wtf |
| What the actual fuck is happening with oil rn lol |
| Calls in the morning. Puts at EOD. Like clockwork. |
| there she goes\n\nback to wendys |
| This sub is the best |
| Waiting all day for movement, coworker stops by and sure as shit I miss the move |
| Bitch yaps, market tanks |
| OH THANK YOU JESUS |
| finally rationality has returned |
| Wow just fucking wow. |
| Trump and Israel bombed Iran last year too.\n\nhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2025_United_States_strikes_on_Iranian_nuclear_sites |
| Oil moon mission |
| We're in our corruption era, keep up! |
| See y'all at the dumpster |
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| And there went your chance to take out oil. |
| Bull tears lol |
| I just want to apologize to SPYs manager. I didn’t know it was your wife |
| USO USO, USO |
| holy fuk\n\n |
| lol |
| So was gold and now i am up on it 60% |
| VIX just went berserk |
| WHOA |
| YA |
| Dont worry, yesterday I filled up my gas tank all the way out of fear of prices rising more. Now prices are gonna drop back down and I wasted like $20. I feel you |
| Bamboozled again |
| lmao |
| So in other words there's all this "reserved" oil. That means they willfully fuck the fuel prices to their liking. |
| I was told NFLX is a safe haven |
| classic video |
| It was posted here months ago... |
| wheeeeeee |
| OMGG BREAKIONG NEWS |
| HUH |
| We are at war and he's posting about Asian Carp, this fucking guy |
| I grabbed my cousins hand on that ride 20 years and he still calls me gay. |
| Yeah, what's the new guy's greeting going to be? Holla baller? |
| Most obvious bull trap of all time lmao |
| This market has created a lot of folks that will have trust issues for life... |
| Rub roh part 2 |
| I'll wait for them to actually start producing and selling I dont need 1000% |
| https://finance.yahoo.com/news/live/stock-market-today-dow-sp-500-nasdaq-climb-oil-tanks-as-wall-street-weighs-iran-war-signals-175705513.html |
| More people are scared of missing out on 🌮 than the absence of fundamentals |
| Oil today has been full retard mode. Let's see the admin announce later they used futures to keep oil prices low. |
| Debt |
| No way the entire oil sector just got pump faked by the secretary of energy tweeted a blatant lie lol wtf is this admin. |
| Anyone make money on kss |
| I got the last 3 lately, got liquidated because of the oil dump. Support still holding me in the loop 🥲\n\nAt least that was the 3 most expensive ones |
| Just one more trade and you can get it back |
| 100% |
| I really enjoy the constant misleading or false tweets from our gov and the 47 press conferences a day.. it really keeps me on my toes. |
| 🥭 should just sign an EO ordering the production of a terabbl of oil. The market would react accordingly and we can have negative gas prices like y'all currently have negative Rx prices. \n\n12-dimensional hungry hungry hippos. Thank me later. \n\n^(I am a certified professional moron and this is financial advice) |
| Kroger replaced it with thier brand. Most likely topo chico makes it |
| It'd be really funny if somehow the treasury blew up on an oil short |
| That’s the bet. That’s the bet. |
| I swear this administration is just a bunch of criminals... they all manipulate the market, 1 moment the war is over, the next its full on war. \nThen US navy escorts oil tankers, then 1 hour later they dont.. |
| I dont feel so good mr stark. |
| The guy knew his cans |
| The DOD literally provides financing to the tiniest of Canadian junior miners. The pumps never hold. Not saying that's what's happening here but "the DOD is interested in my shitty Canadian resource stock" typically ends up in the same looking chart every time. |
| Yep, thinking the same thing. It may be shit, but it’s worth more than one fittty. |
| if you doordash some oil past the straight of hormuz, you can get the navy to escort you. |
| US can't escort there president to the Loo, but they can escort whole as OIL tanker out of war zone. \nGet load of this BS! |
| Overnights like the gheys they are |
| You can. Depends on how illegal and how low supply availability is. I’ve had family members who’ve made high 6figs back when weed was high demand and supply didn’t really exist |
| [they don’t](https://youtu.be/sQUANbiDJG4?si=Yyk_Qo6Kdji2l43e) |
| "If they didn't have double standards, they wouldn't have any standards at all" |
| Phone in my fkin pocket really booked a whole ass uber ride to the airport and was tryna get me to pay |
| We are just 2 "good afternoons" away from Jpow leaving, pretty sad |
| Twilight Zone Tower of Terror is one of the best rides ever. |
| Good, I'm down 17% |
| If it happens it will go down to 10$ it seems |
| Traded like utter garbage today. |
| You can only contribute to an IRA if you have "earned income." Capital gains do not qualify as "earned income." Please do not spread misinformation. |
| Keeping the market flat mostly. |
| Damn, I made more money doing DoorDash today than I did from the market |
| Now theres a face I havent seen since before Covid |
| Tesla bull flag on the 5 day or am I tripping |
| Had me quadrupling down \n\nEdit on calls |
| Consider that maybe he knows something you dont |
| But like ...does the truth matter |
| nation building is expensive |
| Insiders bout to make bank on it exploding. Oracle is pretty shit, but it’s worth more than $200/share in this market. I think it’s gonna do that moon shit like last year. |
| https://preview.redd.it/iweqx3kvd9og1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=424072d40f08f2c36cddff2100a997fd8a86c7f9\n\nIm poor and highly regarded. We ride at dawn |
| You can tell by the weekend chats and how they go from topic to topic, they don't know either. |
| No one wants the strait open. 🥭 does not want it open because it will only help China. Putin does not want it open because he can now sanction Europe. Iran does not want it open, because it is now other gulf countries' payback time. |
| Walmart is an unstoppable money printing machine. Their margins suck though. I'd say unless you hear about this K shape economy going back to normal there is 0% chance of a wmt crash because this is where all the poor's go to spend their money and the number of poor's is increasing. |
| Judging by the price of oil I guess the strait is wide open and Mid East oil is pumping out at full capacity. |
| I mean if bears dont have the strength to win in times like these when can they win?\n\n\n\n |
| usunuvabich that's all I needed to know! im in! |
| Fk my google 310 call is getting burn by theta |
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| Should have held my VRT 275c instead of selling yesterday 😭 |
| ORCL as much as its a dog, has been priced in. Even with bad news, I don't think it goes lower and they pump it all up because algos are so bulled up right now. |
| Facts? |
| Just red hat thangs homie |
| 🫡 |
| same old thing people have been saying since it broke out above like 50-75 cents lol |
| “Hey so, we started another war in the Middle East, there’s private credit AND ai bubbles, and the country is shedding jobs at the fastest rate since the GFC”\n\nFund manager: “time to buy tech stocks.” |
| Are you trying to plot a penis chart? |
| Topo Chico shortage sucks 😐 |
| You need a “I did that” sticker |
| I quickly looked on here and saw bulls yapping like they just won the superbowl only to then see spy up less than .5 LMAO |
| This looks like ber weather. going to hibernation cave until weather clears up |
| Bombing |
| When press briefing |
| Calls again here |
| It's very bullish in here, don't let the market smell that. |
| You're gonna die for some chickens?\n\n*Someone is* |
| AVAV puts?... Hmmm |
| Or one of their sleeper cells could drive their car bomb into your house. 🤷♂️ so there is that, probably not but hey karma is a bitch. |
| Did you ever say thank you? |
| Actually thought you were serious for a second |
| Uber for Doordash ^{TM} |
| Well, yeah. The fact anyone trades is how market makers make money. |
| MM are determined to keep it in the channel. |
| Meanwhile, *none of that shit is actually happening* |
| Bears are getting drilled again today....lol |
| By potus? Never. By his regardness. Maybe. |
| If ORCL plummets, I'll scoop up as many shares as possible. Not playing the options game. Good luck to the ORCL bulls! |
| Your trading strategy is based on nothing but buying calls and hoping 🥭 gets a incoherent tweet off. Surely nothing could possibly go wrong with that. |
| index options, it's a weekly call on SPX |
| The DOW was $48,977 a day before the war began and as of now it’s $48,074. You’re asking where’s the down part because you found some pennies on the ground. After his tweet stocks dropped again. |
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| Fake fake fake fake fake\n\n |
| Still waiting on mine. Sent them an email request 653 days ago. Should I be getting it soon? |
| I just bought 4 shares and im up $8.67! 😅 |
| Higher highs and lower lows in place? We riding up in power hour or what? |
| LOL BEARS SO MAD THAT THEY ONLY WIN WHEN THE MARKETS ARE CLOSED LOL STICK TO FUTES |
| Spy puts at 10 am had me feeling like god |
| Dude you made a ton of money with no idea what is actually happening. If you don’t take the money while you’re ahead, I hope the whole thing collapses on you. Absolute slime ball of greed |
| Not really sure. I really only like semis right now. Never really looked at msft |
| avg ?? |
| Calls on KY wrestling. |
| wish someone could escort me on my doordash runs |
| this kind of loss porn just won't cut it |