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| Better yet, once you re-enlist you could get insider knowledge on potential black swan events |
| fuck it all in on SNAP share. Reddit is very bearish so its bullish |
| > Iranian Foreign Minister Abbas Araghchi said the Islamic Republic is open to "any regional initiative that leads to a fair end to the war," and that ending the war is conditional on guarantees that it won't be repeated and on the payment of compensation.\n\n |
| Meh coke is like 12k a share |
| >Countries of the World that receive Oil through the Hormuz Strait must take care of that passage, and we will help\n\nwait what? you opened the gates of hell, you go in and we will stand behind and help |
| I use Reddit is always wrong. |
| Bro stims just make you understand the chart so much better and just emotionless so you can trade well |
| Try explaining to some 17 year old kid at the convenience store that it’s “legal tender”. He’s gonna be even more confused at that point, looking around for fried chicken and shit.\n\nIt’s ultimately easier just to pull out some different legal tender and get on with my day. I’ve never had anyone try to confiscate a $2 bill as counterfeit, which is what they’re actually supposed to do. So that’s one positive to note here. |
| That and the smell |
| lmao "it's a trap!" |
| Wow how did you find this? Amazing pick jesus |
| So is MU and NBIS. |
| Fake site. Doesn't go anywhere |
| To Address Farm Labor Shortage, Trump Administration Turns to Migrant Workers |
| Knock it off. Stop Shilling Stop Spamming. |
| Its a $12K tuition fee. He lost $12K since he was up $14K |
| Just put the fries in the bag and stfu |
| I’m so depressed about the future of our world |
| Where’s the robots ? True story, local movie theater where I live, has over 2k Tesla’s in their parking lot that Tesla can’t sell. I know they’re cooking the books |
| Have you tried not being a fucking idiot? I've heard that helps. |
| All you retards talking about hyper liquid oil price being below 100 last night, guess where it is now. That's like getting a tarot card reading from a fat witch. |
| I would read this book |
| You thought consumer discretionary is where it's at....i can't see how you would qualify for the mensa |
| I'm not sure you can dispute "credit carding" someone (swiping a credit card in their ass crack).\n\n\nYou are welcome to try though |
| Keep dreaming... |
| uso will be below 100 of China and Russia get through. |
| You can tell the europoors in here when they start using the downvote button like true cucks lmao |
| COKE +44% YTD\n\nWhy we don't talk about it? |
| Recruiter just called and said there’s a 50k reenlistment bonus. Imagine the 0dte’s I could do with that chunk of free cash |
| Sir this is a Casino. The Wendys just around the corner. |
| What? |
| On behalf of everyone in this sub, fuck you, mods get his ass |
| Mine is lexapro. Numb to all the losses |
| Smooth brain move, I can't believe a joke post led to people actually doing it. THAT IS HILARIOUS! |
| Goodmorning fellas. Hope you make big gains this week and enjoy escorts |
| How much is enough? \n\nI don't know, but I don't have enough yet |
| There’s still time to delete this |
| No one here cares about anything other than making money. You know it’s true. |
| Bring me the news peasents |
| Oh yeah? Crypto? Lol which scam? |
| The problem is that we have been trained for it to work no matter the news. |
| ? |
| Here. Have a Cesars Salad. |
| We're bunch of C students that can't tell if the girl they're jorking it to is AI or not arguing about the global implications of Middle East conflicts. |
| yeah... dude could have broke even monday if there was a nice uptick before the slow bleed. |
| Oil will be below 80 within weeks |
| One bag holder left naked, Saylor who said he’s never selling. |
| I might be the biggest TSLA bear on the planet but I would stay away from that. SpaceX IPO will generate hype and that is crack to the Elmo cult |
| My bro Unemployable |
| At this point we should really consider stripping Don's Nobel peace prize & giving it to Kim Jung Un |
| Then dispute the charge |
| Did you send this comment from your Mars colony ? |
| What do you think the point of the ass-eating is? |
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| Who needs to learn languages in the age of AI? |
| yes it should be maxxxed out instead |
| Not to mention high gas prices = high truck rates. Transport costs cut into net profit further, and they’ll be unable to offset it in the short term. Shipping to rural areas also skews costs higher as there isn’t freight coming back out. I like this play and will likely jump in. |
| I just copied what you originally replied to. I agree that it contradicts, the original author had a typo. This is a bit pointless, so I'll stop replying now. I understood the original intent and was just trying to clear things up, no worries |
| It's used to be called Straits of Muz until Don & bibi went through it |
| You scan for stocks at 52 week lows and then buy them LOL? |
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| My life was pretty good before I found this sub.... Now it's amazing! I may be broke all the time but God damnit I'm having fun. |
| Yoo… |
| The fact that SMR (who has designs approved) is trading at $11 and Oklo (not approved designs) is trading at $60 is crazy. IMSR, who is probably going to be both of them, trades at $6. None of it makes sense. |
| Yes man, credit card her. |
| Had literally years to buy this at 40 bucks. What an idiot |
| Short Tesla when spacex is about to IPO(?) |
| Absolutely nothing like London |
| Me with EONR |
| Weekend IG assets? No, those are fake. The real prescient shit is on jizzliquid.jp. Unless IG is going my way. Then it’s more real |
| \*him |
| Can Gold stop going down for 1 week |
| Happy Birthday! |
| Delta and AA are already down 20-30% YTD. Considering how many of those customers are business, or on the good side of the K-shaped economy, you could make an argument they're oversold at this point. Like shorting cruise lines towards the end of the pandemic. |
| No one’s in any danger! How could I make that more clear to you? Okay? It’s an *implication* of danger. |
| Back in 98’ I was throwing hands with this young Spanish dude named Joaquin in some dive bar. Shit got so intense our hands everywhere, grappling like regards in a mosh pit. \n\nNext thing I know we’re tumbling out into the alley, full WWE mode, rolling around in trash … until our lips somehow locked mid wrestle.\n\nThe passion level was through the roof. Anyways, we both froze like ‘wtf just happened’ then we both dipped.\n\nStill think about him 28 years later… |
| When the Supreme Leader builds a replica of the Compiegne wagon and makes 🌮 travel to Tehran to sign an armistice in it |
| I worked for a year. So why not now? |
| Vyvanse is the key to my trading success |
| you are contradicting yourself. first you say save it as opposed to spend it. then you say 'hoarding and SPENDING as many as you can." yes, the first would be taking cash out of the system (but you could never keep up with the printers putting it in anyway) and the next is inflationary (get them as much as possible and spend them). Which is it? |
| I know but calm down |
| Gap up at open bois |
| Are these countries in danger? |
| Ethel Cain pretty good \n\nEntering my sad girl phase in my 30s |
| Motional's IONIQ 5 is among the first SAE Level 4-capableautonomous vehicles certified under the U.S.'s Federal MotorVehicle Safety Standards (FMVSS), according to Uber.\n\nMore companies that are ahead of tsla in robotaxi tech. Yet tsla is still has a p/e of 400 |
| take your meds damn |
| Who’s butt? |
| There’s just gotta be a zoom level that looks right for my trend |
| As a constant reminder of how retarded Americans are |
| Because it’s already down 50% ytd |
| I could see a situation with a bilateral ceasefire where the US agrees to exit but Iran and Isr@3l keep at it. |
| When will the war come to an end? |
| There’s not much left of Iran. Headless chicken |
| Idk about that. It's pretty funny seeing vets get worked up when people don't worship them like heroes. There is nothing heroic about offensive wars btw |
| Yah electricity traditionally is a low regulation, no competition, high profit margin sector that justifies PE in the 500+ range... Finally, TSLAs valuation makes so much sense. |
| I got 3000 shares of WTI average cost $3, high risk off shore company but if oil stays high like this long enough may hit $5-$7 |
| Is it though? |
| Tbh this probably only gets worse from here, you should sell now so all the red goes away and buy the shares again in 31-45 days. Don't buy another 75 INTC call unless you just hate money. |
| Hard to do so if France surrenders after 1 day |
| Indubudably |
| J.P. Morons |
| Use a credit card that's not maxxed out |
| Certainly there must be some always open crypto trash being traded by god knows who that shows my genius |
| Iran has to stop too though. And they prolly won’t |
| Sometimes you pick right and still lose |
| Oil rising like my blood pressure |
| Oof how is this legal? |
| Bols doing absolutely everything to avoid buying the downside. |
| Did you pleasure her? |
| Yes, on both fronts. Hang onto something |
| Did you use a lubricant? |
| Did you gain up to 140k? Portfolios show their asset worth in total not just realized |
| The monkey's paw curls\n\n\nSPY is 700\n\n\nA cup of coffee is also $700, but Wendy's doesn't take dollars anymore. You have to pay for it in yuan. |
| Maybe too late. I do think it can hit $62\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/3w18i14av7pg1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2cbc1cfe9947744bf9317a2fe5abd03952895986 |
| YOU can't time the market. |
| https://preview.redd.it/l145zrq9v7pg1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=09ba10713bef65f7dbc1258f8ad82b7467ef86c2 |
| Utter bullshit, but this has got to be one of the funnies posts on WSB and the fact that people are actually doing it, y'all are fucking regarded. Love this sub. |
| Exit and reenter accordingly.\n🙀 |
| Also critical |
| i also like to switch timeframes until i find a chart that supports my position |
| He can’t. Unless the US can print oil, they can just be squeezed to infinite losses |
| Proper start to a Sunday. 🫡 |
| I regret not selling at 160+ |
| How has crypto been this strong since the war |
| How long till this 🤡 just says we won and leaves Iran. I cant see it going past the month but these are clowns after all. |
| Shut up and put the fries in the bag |
| everyone's getting an escort except me |
| Crypto is making its hedge case here. |
| Alexa play Before Sunrise by Android Automatic |
| One thing is certain. You can make money on oil futes tonight. Ride it down, or run it up. Not gonna hold through $100/105 or $95/90. And don’t hold it overnight. Exit and reenter accordingly. \n\nYes, futes are fake and I’m regarded like the rest of you. |
| weekend dow is so 2020, it’s all about weekend oil |
| thuggin in your GFs DMs |
| The wife and I did some butt stuff and now I'm looking at news on the situation in the Strait of Hormuz. |
| Yes if it saves you billions of dollars of oil prices, and your politicàl majority |
| There's still time bro, buy it now at ATH + massively inflated PE ratio, you have at least 1% chance still it'll continue to go up next couple of years |
| Yes. https://www.reuters.com/business/energy/indian-vessel-sails-uaes-fujairah-after-terminal-attack-2026-03-15/ |
| i am currently in possession of a concept related to tacos |
| Donnie Cuck |
| A ton of Chinese AWACS in southern Pakistan ever since war started. Wonder what they're doing? Surely not collecting signatures 😇 |
| No |
| Genuine question. Is it even worth it to spend millions of dollars escorting oil tankers through the strait? |
| Man I remember having one as a kid and I brought it in for show and tell and the teacher said it was fake. I was so confused. |
| Never been there. |
| Excellent gym and sauna sesh with the gf to start this fine Sunday\n\nWhat are you fuckin virgins up to? Gooning? Weekend DOW? |
| Remember, always cite whichever fake market supports your thesis at any given moment |
| He's borderline retarded at best and so are you if you can't see that. |
| The oil infrastructure of every country in the region has been damaged more or less. Plus oil tankers. I think by this point it's already pretty clear that we'll have "protracted oil supply disruptions".\n\nWe're not crucifying them, it's just a hilariously bad prediction from people that should've known better.\n\nSummary of damage to oil infrastructure, as per AI:\n\nIran (primary target of US-Israeli strikes since the war began on February 28, 2026):\n\n* At least four oil storage depots and a fuel logistics site in and around Tehran (struck by Israeli warplanes on March 8).\n* Shahran oil refinery in northwestern Tehran (hit by air strike; associated fuel tanker destroyed).\n* Jask oil terminal (reported damage from strikes).\n\nNote on Kharg Island: US strikes (March 14–15) obliterated military targets, naval bases, missile bunkers, and air defenses there, but multiple reports confirm the island’s critical oil export terminals and loading facilities (handling \~90% of Iran’s oil exports) were deliberately left untouched. Iran’s state media and US statements both emphasize no damage to the oil infrastructure itself.\n\nUnited Arab Emirates:\n\n* Fujairah oil hub/terminal (major export point for \~1 million barrels/day of Murban crude; fire and damage from Iranian missile/drone attacks in the past week).\n\nSaudi Arabia:\n\n* Ras Tanura refinery (reported damage amid Iranian retaliatory strikes on Gulf energy sites).\n\nBahrain:\n\n* BAPCO refinery (reported damage from Iranian attacks on US-linked Gulf targets).\n\nOman:\n\n* Duqm port (oil export-related facilities reported damaged in Iranian strikes).\n\nSince the US and Israel launched strikes on Iran on February 28, 2026, reports indicate that at least 10 to 16 oil tankers (or oil/product tankers specifically) have been damaged or attacked in the Persian Gulf, Strait of Hormuz, and nearby waters. |
| Exactly my point. There are two sides of the coin: help with the strait and accept US dominance or don’t accept and let other countries see that they don’t care about their economies.\n\nObviously it won’t do the latter, but if this drags son and gyna keeps getting their oil while other’s can’t, then the worse it gets for them. |
| Well he is bad |
| If the war is won why is Donnie now begging for other countries to make it a "team effort"? |
| what if i made money off him being bad 🤔 |
| Damn Trumps energy secretary just said the strait of Hormuz is not safe for ships at the moment\n\n\nLooks like the administration is flipping the script, using the strait as a new tactic to escalate even more |
| you need to affirm that and then put that on your chase credit card. That’ll give him time get a cash advance to buy more options that’ll get him back in the green again! |
| Location location location |
| is everyone ready for the GARGANTUAN gap up at open? |
| In 2016 I was on vacation in Colorado. Walking down the street in Estes Park and heard 2 young teenage boys go, "Look, its a Tesla!" Real excited.\n\nThought to myself, I should buy 100 shares of TSLA. It was around $15 a share.\n\nI didnt do it because I drive a pickup and think electric cars are stupid. God im stupid. |
| Nothing ever happens |
| Meta layoffs and announcements the war will end in 2 weeks |
| So... any ships sailing through the strait today? |
| I’ve actually been meaning to look into small and mid cap water solutions companies. Up until this point, I’ve just used ETFs. CGW, FIW mostly. I knew we were in trouble this past week when they came off their permahigh. They’re low beta and pretty boring. I think I’m up mayyybe 50% on a 4 year hold. Compared to something silly like SOUN where I went 300% and sold. It depends what type of investor you are. Will water ETFs go parabolic? Doubtful. But it’s wild how much I hear about AI when the limitations for AI at scale (and data centers at scale) are just that… limiting. Extremely limiting. I’m team pump and dump with AI. People cannot possibly be so stupid as to choose data over drinking water. There will be a tipping point. |
| I thought ASTS was supposed to solve that no? |
| lfg |
| My only hold right now is MSFT shares, picked up ~$400 and selling CCs on those at the moment. Otherwise quick moves like this one based on news developments. This particular move, I didn’t trust the early pump and the repeated bearish engulfing candles on the SPX 3-minute seemed to confirm that.\n\nIt also seems like, other than brief initial reactions, the market is less and less inclined to believe news coming out of the White House. Waiting for them to say something totally non-believable to pump the market (the Strait will be open shortly, there are no mines, Iran wants to kiss and make up) and inversing that move has worked well. My opinion is there’s no short-term solution to the Iran situation, and any euphoric reaction has been an obvious inverse play. |
| The three month on stocks looking so ugly hopefully that doesn’t turn into a 1 year of red |
| enough to order food at a restaurant and beers - sure - what else u need |
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| Implied move is 12-15% (up or down), so you aren't off by much. |
| 14% short interest 28.062,939 shares short |
| Maybe I will LoL |
| firing up the duolingo again\n\nI can learn Korean in 3 months before my vacation, right? |
| At AI conferences they pretend every use case works perfectly and cost $0. If you're a dumbass, then you'll be blown away. |
| All that hp and nowhere to run, true regard. |
| Sir this is a Wendy’s… |
| Not touching that company with a 10 ft pole |
| Do they ever make an EverQuest reboot? |
| Wait, are you telling me that Tesla is using Israel as a proxy for the war to destroy oil and step in as a primary electricity dealer? Musk is playing us all for fools? WTF? |
| When the Drywallers were showing up on the job site with $5 Monster Energy Drinks 20 years ago I should have put every penny I had into it. |
| I mean… like… eventually. |
| *"I believe the importance of this field will significantly increase in the coming years."* \nInternet Explorer\n\nGEV, BYD, Enphase would all be far better plays than investing in meme stocks. |
| Not me. I’m the guy walking by the stopped cars asking for spare change. |
| embarassing |
| On the butcher block |
| There's a narrative battle, but the strait is still closed and that's the biggest thing that matters. |
| I think the US has lost more from friendly fire and accidents |
| Well, it hasn't been "protracted" yet, I know traders measure their lives in minutes and hours but it really has been only 2 weeks. Not to say they're right, but can't crucify them yet. |
| mine |
| Whats the over/under on Brics nations saying, "Ya know what US, if you want a resource and currency war, will give you a resource and currency war!" |
| eventually |
| Hebrew national hotdogs. |
| Happy last 8 hours before futures open. |
| Howard? |
| I laughed at this one |
| https://preview.redd.it/ltu81iqus7pg1.jpeg?width=115&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4cf808cdd4f941921649f7deb5c378cb68cb2270\n\n |
| Iran, not the US, holds the key to reopening global energy markets - https://www.reuters.com/business/energy/iran-holds-key-reopening-global-energy-markets-2026-03-15/\n\n\nLmfao \n |
| chef’s kiss |
| Princess pay pay? |
| I keep every $2 bill that comes through my store. This has merit |
| The oil disruption is transitory |
| Saw dat shit this morning, LOLd. |
| Right? Why lose money slowly when you can lose it quickly |
| Little Saint James with the fam 🥰 |
| https://preview.redd.it/7ferjrwks7pg1.jpeg?width=424&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6790c2803da3da147a1a144166badbff0c9a58c7\n\n |
| Did anything happen this weekend? Or bear market still intact |
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| >[$SPX](https://x.com/search?q=%24SPX&src=cashtag_click) implied move for this week has cooled slightly from last week, now sitting around 212 points. While Middle East tensions remain the primary macro driver, the calendar is still packed with catalysts including the US–China meeting, [$NVDA](https://x.com/search?q=%24NVDA&src=cashtag_click) GTC conference, FOMC decision, [$MU](https://x.com/search?q=%24MU&src=cashtag_click) earnings, and Quarterly OPEX. \n \nAnother fun week. |
| Dear diary |
| I googled if a $2 bill is fake or something. Turns it actually is a thing. |
| BREAKING: Trump Declares Victory in Iran War, but Also Urgently Requests Help with Something Totally Unrelated in Straight of Hormuz |
| the implication that things might go wrong for them if they don’t sleep with us. Not that things will go wrong for them, but they’re thinking that they will. |
| R/thetagang type shit right there |
| # Heres a piece of [LMAO](https://www.nytimes.com/2026/03/15/us/politics/farm-labor-trump-migrant-workers-h2a.html?unlocked_article_code=1.TVA.M4_5.us2TjJecEX5g&smid=nytcore-ios-share) for you this morning |
| I noticed Oklo usually pops about 10% before earnings. Hopefully this trend continues and happens Monday/ Tuesday before earnings |
| Someone that has probably made more money than you |
| 🤞 |
| https://preview.redd.it/owbybin9s7pg1.jpeg?width=746&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=183b72ca5e9586c148fa16fd84b94018c549db7c\n\n |
| Vega don't care, it will drop all premiums. |
| Reg ard? Don't sell yourself short, I know you're actually a Kine Ard. |
| If one thing is clear is that they don't sell cars |
| Saw an awesome house at $1.9M on Friday. Wrong location tho. Not giving up my 10-20 minute walk to all the cool shit around here. |
| Happy Ides of March to babes with knives |
| 1.6 x 3.75 =6 gbp here for diesel so about 8.1. Having said that more than half is tax in uk |
| I’m an eternal bull. Hide your wives. |
| https://preview.redd.it/zji8xev2s7pg1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3d9f75cd7866de00400cb4029b714499568f515f\n\n |
| All the banks were in on it |
| Bye bye Miss American SPY |
| $100 strike / $15 contracts I got 12 |
| IV crush is fake and 🌈 |
| SPY 700 is still on the TABLE? |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/Cold-Income619 made a bet that MU would go to 430.0 within **4 days** when it was 411.416 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 4 wins and 10 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| and if they fail despite the insider knowledge, they'll get bailed out. |
| Man I haven't thought about MV=PQ in a while.... Deserves my upvote. |
| # DAY 15 OF THE QUICK LITTLE EXCURSION |
| Trust, I warn everyone about just showing up in the middle of the day, they are in for a shock, i am not putting on clothes, to calm you down |
| Which tells other nations that they dgaf if their economy goes to shit due to oil prices. It’s always about the implication. |
| I was hoping I would see you! How are the next few episodes of Dark Winds? Is Jim Chee okay??? |
| Begging Chyna for help really, major small dik energy |
| What strike, how much were they? Felt like long term puts were very expensive |
| Yep |
| Europoors wish they had mud trucks gone wild lmao |
| Would drop call premiums too |
| Because eurocucks failed lmao |
| because it insists upon itself |
| China won’t help the straight because they are providing Iran with intel lol |
| War over in weeks, possibly sooner. Vol crush alone could drop put premiums. |
| Checking mine, I expected them to go up and they haven’t in the past week. But I also think people are too broke for vacations so airlines are trying to keep prices lower while they can. If they’re not yet, they’re def hedging against a bear intra-US travel market. |
| whats your price target for it? |
| Wrong tarts. |
| Some porn stars have bf’s |
| Indeed, |
| European classic |
| The Steam strategy |
| It's like another world, that i was not interested in discovering |
| OP are you still holding? I’m thinking about picking up a leap for Jan 2027. |
| Their soldiers wear capris and tight shirts |
| r/TheBigShort |
| Buttcorn tells me we’re forest green Monday |
| I’m an enigma. You can’t pigeonhole me. I’m there and then I’m gone. I’m intellectually promiscuous but culturally conservative. I work hard but I don’t play hard, I play easy, why would you play hard? |
| LOL |
| “Stepbro I am stuck” ahh |
| Quick recap. When a person gets a two dollar bill, they tend to save it as opposed to spend it. So by hoarding and spending as many two dollar bills as you can we are taking cash out of the system, thereby fighting in inflation. |
| Revolting |
| Totally. Utterly. Irrevocably cooked |
| There's a certain age group of people in the US that grew up on the propaganda of network television. The internet hadn't made the world small to them. They have never conversed with someone outside of their small town and they believe America is the freest, most noble, morally correct country on the planet. They also believe we can kick anyone's ass in the world in just a few days. The cia did a number on these people's brains. \n\nThose people are running the country. |
| The second is not buying calls on Friday……. |
| I AM FROM THE FUTURE.\n\nMarkets go up due to Iran opening the strait for Russia/China, then goes back down again when 🥭 declares the Strait re-closed and blocks it with warships |
| 🌽 is up because a lot political capital is being invested through it now |
| You reading that chart like arabic? |
| Lol tru |
| u stole this from X |
| #Europoors are gross 🤮 |
| Dollar supremacy is one reason |
| Markets will decide. |
| In east asia, many have boyfriends. The really frail looking pale doll ones with red lipstick have sugar daddies (if they drive a white mercedes, it's crime related.\n\nMany will also spend most of their money and time at host bars. Think hostess bar/gentleman club but full of kpop looking guys in makeup telling them they're pretty. |
| Oil price will be set by Bessent on Monday |
| As someone who did OF before. It just becomes work after a while I imagine. |
| She’s a nice lady you show her some respect |
| as a nation we take ourselves far too seriously |
| Weekend oil is only fake when it goes down. 🤔 |
| Is she thrilled about something? |
| Kristi Noem taking Bul jobs behind Wendy’s. SHE TOOK MAH JERB |
| EVERYONE POINT AND LAUGH |
| Good one\n\nYour wife's boyfriend if proud of you |
| Why does USA get involved in everything, was money and leave. Should be some long lasting economic gain or something |
| Truly |
| You mean dudes with guns? |
| respect, but most likely |
| Spotted the Canadian. |
| Nerds get mad when you insult their magic beans and its funny. |
| Be China, do nothing, win. |
| Two chicks at the same time.... |
| corn silently climbing to $80k but yall too distracted by Iran... |
| Europoors forced to send their warships to eyeran cuz they’re cucks lmaooo |
| Good thing they’re Jan 27’ |
| >140, and going higher: That's the real price of oil, right now. Oil traders will be wiped out. |
| I just hope they’re foam rolling their calves. those boots can reek havoc on the achilles |
| Sucks man. We’re not as tough and cool as we thought we were. Now we’re asking other countries to bail us out. |
| So , if 20 percent of world crude oil pass through Hormuz, then what should a true price spike be? |
| $69 |
| forget instagram, I'm liking her LinkedIn updates 🫴🧠 |
| weekend gold up 0.1% |
| Beekend bow |
| Let’s see the LP |
| I also declare that Trump is a moron. |
| ahead of schedule |
| doubt it, weekend oil is still up 3.4% |
| Never full port into one stock. |
| my rap:\n\ni play hard to the fullest\n\nuntil you play dodgeball with bullets |
| Retards here watch 5min charts on SPY and then yell V or bulls fukt lol |
| I love reading world conflict opinions from people who also gamble their life savings away on prerevenue companies then post sad loss porn |
| ur looking at too much transmission porn smh |
| Did not print |
| Market makers are going to make sure bols and bers get washed tomorrow lol |
| absolute banger |
| Why are you trying to get us to see your post on your main account? |
| US officials desperately trying to set a fake narrative before the futures open and Treasury has to short oil again |
| This is a great time for 🥭 to start talking about tariffs |
| I have 401k and HSA too. This account is just extra |
| Goodbye $100k |
| Advertising what?! |
| Goodbye $100k |
| It's literally been in the same range for over a month. Too lazy to check chart. People in here saying "woa big pump/dump" are clearly new to crypto.\n\nEven when my net worth was 50% crypto I didn't get out of bed for a 2% move lol. |
| targeted advertising |
| That would fall under untraceable transactions, just far more disgusting than the bribes or tax evasion also going on there |
| weekend dow |
| Ohhhhh my USO puts might actually print hard when the casino opens |
| Do escorts have side guys they have sex with for fun or everything is work? 🤔 |
| There’s already tier 1 operators there |
| Saudi is loving this! |
| The year of L'Amour Toujours von Gigi d'Agostino playing on loop all day everyday. |
| Y’all got them boots on the ground then? |
| Ah hell nah, I read „country“🙏 |
| Actually it's **bear of they earing ear**\n\nMy pronouns are re gard/reg ard |
| It's over 2 euros per liter in some |
| We are still operating off the emotional high of WW2\n\n\nIt's crazy how many times we've made the same exact mistake since |
| Cool story bro. |
| could u see her balls dangling? |
| NVDA 250 by May |
| "weekend dow"\n\nWish y'all would stop shilling for these knockoff fake markets |
| The first step is identifying the problem. |
| https://www.reddit.com/r/myweddingdress/comments/1roy3pb/i_love_this_dress_but_i_think_its_too_expensive/?sort=controversial\n\nwtf is going on here, and why is this on my Reddit feed and wtf look at the woman’s face in third pic \n |
| Meta Announces layoffs now war to end in a few weeks...congrats to dip buyers |
| One thing is for oil to be a bit more expensive, but if the strait remains closed and the Eu keeps sanctions on Russia oil, it won’t be just a bit more expensive, it will collapse the Eu, the Eu has already said that sanctions on russian oil will remain, the strait is open the day after oil reserves run out |
| Don’t forget human trafficking |
| >!joe biden!< |
| Just enlightening the Americans, and it usually is way under 2 euros a liter |
| Fake. They don't use dollars |
| Dont they use Litres there? |
| 19 mmbbl/day includes product as well as crude. Crude only is more like 15.\n\nYanbu is exporting something like 4-5 mmbbl/day now. Iran is exporting ~2 mmbbl/day through the strait. Fujairah is another ~1.5 mmbbl/day (it’s apparently running again). As you pointed out, global SPR flow is ~3 mmbbl/day.\n\nTotals around 11.5 mmbbl/day, leaving a short fall of about 3.5mmbbl/day against prewar. Factor in Russia likely ramping exports as well.\n\nAll that to say, it’s bad. But could definitely be worse and hopefully doesn’t get worse. |
| Not even one month ago people were unironically saying Nvidia 250 on here lmao |
| There's even a passage in judges where the 🧃 defeat the pagan Arabs and the Arabs are wearing crescent moons. And this was written before the kingdom of Israel, temple, king, whatever, thousands of years before Islam. Same fight, same symbols, same story.. \n\nIt's nuts. |
| Can you read? No rate cut is priced in. The SEP is not. |
| weekend dow went from -0.8% to -0.1% overnight\n\nbears are fucked |
| Man, I hate digital money. The problem is, the tech nerds who run the world think its a good idea. It also allows governments to track every transaction you make. Even if you loan your buddy $5.\n\nThe US national debt increases by about 1 trillion dollars every 100 days.\n\nI know, and you know, we aint ever paying that back. At what point in the future does the current global monetary system no longer benefit the elite?\n\nWill they force crypto onto us? Im betting yes, and am a long term holder of a speculative asset class, that I dont even like. \n\nI may be retarded. I should take a test or something, im losing my ass over here. |
| Meaningless stat, it's always much more expensive here |
| Am I cooked? Got 650p for Friday 💀💀💀🤡🤡🤡 |
| ahead of schedule |
| ahead of schedule |
| That sounds like me on Nov 7, 2016, 1 day before the election: “I do not anticipate Donald Trump will win” |
| Might as well face it you're addicted to ~~love~~ genocide |
| How’s that 2-day war going? |
| Delete the words after ending |
| “I think what you mean is you’ve established a net (long) position for yourselves and are now free to price them fairly” |
| Damn right boy |
| anybody seen *Big Yahoo*? Manngo currently wondering what to do next |
| $60 a month? At that price I might take 6 and teach my dogs how to drive and run errands for me |
| Dos it work |
| I keep coming back here looking for good news about my bags……… |
| NI HAO. GHEY BEALS ALE FAKKKD. Sorry, practicing my chinese for the inevitable switch from the petrodollar to the petroyuan. |
| .5 |
| Oil was priced on average around 95$ between 2011 and 2014 (adjusted for inflation, that'll be around 130-140$ in today's money).\n\nNothing collapsed because of it. We'll be fine even if oil stays higher for a little longer. |
When you flush the Toilet, you are engaging in ideology.\n\n Zizek on toilets Slavoj Zizek during an architecture congress in Pamplona, Spain. Spanish subtitles available / Subtítulos opcionales en español. www.youtube.com |
| 🤔 |
| Well maybe I managed to lose 1k for lacking DD 🤷 |
| >Son, they shook\n\n>'Cause ain't no such things as halfway crooks\n\n>Scared to death, scared to look, they shook\n\n>'Cause ain't no such things as halfway crooks\n\n>Scared to death, scared to look\n\n>Livin' the life that of diamonds and guns\n\n>There's numerous ways you can choose to earn funds (Funds)\n\n>So some get shot, locked down, and turn nuns\n\n>Cowardly hearts and straight up shook ones, shook ones (Take it all)\n\n>He ain't a crook, son, (Crook, son) he's just a shook one (Two four two) |
| Seems unlikely, no? |
| Leasing is for poor and uneducated |
| No. I didn't make it up there. \n\nI lived in Cardiff, Wales for 10.5 months doing a Postgraduate Certificate in Education. |
| Genuinely I agree leasing is terrible but for a moment with all the other incentives you could lease an EV for like $60 a month and then be out of it before any maintenance or battery is do. |
| Interesting |
| This one has been goin on for a while I thought? I mean people don’t feel like funding ice and that slush fund that has zero accountability so I think this been going on for 40-50 days right? |
| okay i guess a prolonged oil spike would nuke their business model i didnt consider that |
| Open slightly green. Then ends down 2% |
| possible. they probably also dont understand the usecase for cash and dont understand why drugdealers dont use Paypal, lol. |
| These guys are always wrong up to their retard ceo who just wants to be a weatherman. "Storm clouds on the horizon" for the last 10 years every 2 or 3 months.\n\nExchanges already raised margin requirement for oil futures last week to protect these kind of retards. |
| I cum here Wen I need advice on how to make money in the stock market. |
| Who says they’re not.. |
| I took out my cash and ordered an oil drill for my backyard. Wish me luck retards! |
| >**Trump Declares U.S. Victory Over Iran Amid Ongoing Strikes** |
| anyone tried vibecoding a replacement for Hormuz? |
| Asian butt? |
| Dune 1984 best |
| I mean I would say their analysis makes sense. I would not have expected Trump to start such a large conflict in a mid term year.\n\nESPECIALLY one that will drive oil prices and hence inflation up. |
| TBF in Vietnam there are certain $2 bills that were printed in specific years that are worth a shitload of money. I don’t remember exactly what years it was off the top of my head. |
| People that complain about crypto being fake are just too innocent to understand its main purposes of gambling, buying drugs, and making untraceable transactions easier |
| Leasing is such a horrible financial mistake though, even worse than renting an apartment or something |
| 2 weeeks |
| Seems completely valid 🙌 |
| comments from peanut gallery |
| that sun of a bch ruined everything |
| Their drivers already operate on thin margins as is, any prolonged sticker shock to gas I'd imagine make it even less of a livable wage than it is now outside of those doing it full time and even then the equation still nets less return. In conjunction with inflation shock from the war leading to increased fees or the Eats department the order itself becoming more. I think people are going to have to cutback because of the conflict if it gets prolonged and I don't think will have the aptitude to get gouged for delivery when a 24' report showed 77% of Americans consider fast food a luxury. They'll still be here like people will need cabs but if they don't have a way to combat the math I think people will find alternate options for commute if necessary. |
| bear oft hey ear in gear\n\nMost likely: bear of the year in gear |
| Oh I thought you meant you were following the plane |
| I don't even know that robinhood allows you to do shorts in Roth... |
| yeah |
| Ppl paying drivers cash ? And they cancel ride |
| That's why I'm here |
| Has Deepseek been thwarted yet? 😤 |
| Flight prices, they follow gas prices a bit |
| I mean it’s pretty obvious to me, if oil price spike then the Eu collapse, and so does Japan nobody want the Eu to collapse (expect the Eu left that is) an neither Japan as they buy a crapload of products and services that are sold by china india and us, basically what macron and meloni are going to tell the Iran admin in the peace talks is that they either open the strait or there will be 15 carriers and 80 western frigates ruining them from the gulf, plus a possible ground invasion from Pakistan, and china and India won’t lift a finger because they need the Eu much more than Iran, if you think Iran has the capability to keep a coalition worth over 50 trillion dollars by the balls i have some magical beans to sell you |
| imagine trying to time the market |
| bro i checked coingecko because i do actually care. \n\nWhy do you..? \n\nlike just lol. You guys are so full of ideology regarding bitcoin. pathetic. every toxic bitcoin maximalist is more rational, because their ideology is at least based on sound technical concepts and battle prooved over time - and they can raise actual arguments. \n\nBut you just spread fake news and assume then you got a point because others full of ideology upvote it. \n\n\--- |
| Haven’t US bombs killed like 2000 civilians in iran? |
| With all that volume ... probably my grandma misclicked and now influencing word politics... |
| vibes are the way |
| Average middle aged man |
| no. yes. no. |
| Yes you can. See it from their pov. \n\nIran says only their shipments can pass? The strait is open. Period. Anything less is FAKE NEWS. \n\nSimply walking away will help drop oil prices in the beginning. No more threat of WW3. \n\n20 million bpd through the strait, 2 million is Iranian oil. We “temporarily” drop Iranian oil sanctions. That lowers oil prices and Iran is going to ramp up oil production. \n\nWe’re left with a deficit of 18 mil bpd. \n\nSo “temporarily” allow Russia to sell on the open market- they’re good for 200 million barrels a month. That lowers oil. \n\nSaudi Arabia has pipelines that reroute oil away from that. GCC will follow suit. That will increase over time. \n\nAnd Trump can sell it to his base. Problem solved. Any loose ends can be blamed on the democrats or other countries. Most of us will be happy to simply have lower gas prices.\n\nI’m not saying it’s logical but look at their past behavior. \n\n |
| NYC is definitely better than London although it’s not at its best right now. It’s been a long time since I’ve been to London but I understand it’s been overrun with religious fanatics. When I was there we were attacked by a skinhead street gang. I have never been attacked in NYC. New York was at its finest immediately following 911. Everyone was kind and friendly. |
| https://preview.redd.it/okgok8lvm7pg1.jpeg?width=310&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=21aef24d66f4f42974e443326ac53260512d4722\n\n |
| What |
| I didn't read anybody saving it. They were talking about spending it to drive cashiers bonkers. |
| You’re down 1/3 of your account…. I think I know the problem with you…. You’re regarded. |
| Unwatchable |
| I want both their administrations to lose. Mango and the Ayatollah. |
| Nice hat |
| I think I’m with you tbh. More interesting people |
| He also says things like "to keep the Strait open" ... so I would not bet on his strong grasp of the reality. |
| Still at $71k, what are you talking about? |
| The Dune movies suck. Idk what all the fuss is about. Mango should bomb the spice fields. |
| and le Chinese too |
| Did you go to Scotland? I feel like Scotland is pretty hard to hate |
| Wanting both sides to lose |
| Would anyone like some yellowcake in these tryin times? |
| Tits hang due to gravity, if they hung upwards then there’d be a problem. The bigger girls wouldn’t be able to see anything |
| Can't believe I'm saying this, but... Porsche Panamera?\n\nI've ripped on Panamera guys forever, but it's quick, pretty grippy, sophisticated, daily well and has plenty of space. Go-to golf day car for the bros, then when the kids head off to college and don't need the legroom, you're already in the Porsche ecosystem for the eventual 911 jump.\n\nIf that still doesn't do it, yeah, you might need a broccoli hair car. |
| nyc, but I’m biased because i live here and love it 🥰 |
| Everybody loves an underdog story |
| They should unironically switch to astrology like their founder did. Even they were able to predict a major disruption during this period. |
| Abc news - war ending in few weeks |
| Not even %1 drop in bitcoin is absolutely nothinggggg |
| Mods get em |
| https://preview.redd.it/bzcs6nvem7pg1.jpeg?width=270&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7bcb7365406c8f92ca9fbb0a31867eee95ae0ad2\n\n |
| Terrorist selling their btc |
| I would lease one |
| OPEN THE CASINO LET ME INNNN |
| Wasn’t there a big thing about how death “doesn’t count”. They didn’t pay out when khameni got killed. Lol |
| He does not care whatsoever about the price of oil. |
| Monday opens lower and fake mini dump then pump 670. Evidence? No, vibes |
| I did not enjoy my time in the UK |
| Isreal is addicted to genocide |
| BREAKING NEWS: 🌽 JUST LITERALLY TANK BELOW 65K RIGHT NOW |
| If the “small term” ran over your 3-5 year window of trying to retire at this time the “long term” becomes a lot less attractive |
| Oh no fake internet money dumping!!!\n\nSee, nobody cares. |
| im rooting for the iranian Population. Very different from for the Regime. \n\nand that, sadly, currently means to root against the US Army and Israel bombing the shit out of Teheran. \n\nHow the fuck are they supposed to get rid of the government, in toxic oilfume clouds?! There live 10 million people unable to flee because the Regime forbids them to do so and all that Netanyahu and Trump can come up with is to bomb the shit out of it? setting ablaze an oil depot and cover all the city in acid rain? \n \nThis is chemical warfare. Whoever ordered it knew exactly what is going to happen. \n\nSo ... im rooting for Humanity. The Civilians, the side of the *common sense.* |
| Private Equity makes everything shit. They are the leaches if society. |
| just the put spread guy |
| Same reason you're keeping your comment up despite the downvotes\n\nSometimes you just own the L |
| Ya it was |
| Stop drinking the koolaid |
| Disgusting |
| Easy to slip off |
| Been tracking a flight, and it went up every single day last week. Last two days it dropped a decent bit. Weekend oil down then? |
| America is the bad guys. |
| UK culture is pretty rad ... shakespeare, bbc gardening world, scotch, art, 4 hour to paris. plenty of amazing restaurants in london now. plus the govt is crazy but not trump-crazy (e.g. they believe in global warming at least). i'd rather live in london. been there 4 times and been to nyc probably 15 times cause i live right nextdoor |
| wtf? Iran was already at war with them by selling their drones to the ruzzians. |
| well, everyone has to learn sometime |
| Jews and Arabs have been fighting since biblical times, it ain’t ending anytime soon |
| I want to see it |
| They have lost an estimated 75% of their launchers and are losing more by the moment. You can't just throw them up in the air by hand fyi. |
| My gf had one on yesterday. It was HOT |
| I was told they are the bad guys |
| ok, so the EU is just going to pile a bunch of navy vessels within easy striking distance of Iran? idk seems so stupid its almost like we're trying to manufacture justification for boots on the ground |
| This works, until they print more $2 bills |
| JOBY? \n\nRIP |
| LOL |
| Miniskirt pretty pink |
| So calls? |
| The best feeling poops. And a little sweat in the neck and hairline |
| Why is the phrase “tits up” mean something is bad? I mean if the tits are up the she is on her back and that’s I good thing isn’t it? Anyways good morning 😃 |
| Why are you not rooting for them? |
| Iran’s FM Abbas Araghchi claims Israel may be behind attacks on civilian sites in Arab countries to damage relations with Tehran, in an interview with Al-Araby Al-Jadeed. In a separate quote by Fars News, he alleges the U.S. created a drone similar to Iran’s and is using it to strike targets in Arab states\n\nlol one thing for sure: the InfoWar is ON |
| Republican spotted - opinion disregarded |
| Thats just drugs |
| They can disclaim all predictions with unless its Friday and guess who is prez? |
| Not really gonna be a bear market just a natural correction. One was due whether we had a war this year or not. |
| It's one thing to have a negative view and another to go after the troops over the politicians. All up and down everyone people acting like the troops would get their ass handed to them which has literally never happened. \n\nWhat's different today is watching the left actually *root* for that to happen. It's so fucking pathetic and it's being done by spineless pussies who'd never be in a confrontation without a screen protecting them or ever near a front line in their life. |
| I kind of want all sides to lose here. |
| You can have both, free |
| Every weekend is ber reunion in here |
| Lots of blondies |
| I was going to say myself, but I was like 17-19, and no longer do that lol |
| they're both shitholes |
| Everyone in the UK hates Elmo. |
| Wow. I guess I don’t want to deal with margin |
| $67 |
| Mmmmm haram\n\nIts actually called ham |
| Only for like a week or so |
| Thanks Obummer |
| Can’t wait to lose money tomorrow. |
| Nobody's ever really referring to Portland Maine, but I had to check 🤣. Same story here. |
| Damn straight! Money is money!\n\nWe broke down and cashed in our penny *barrel* because we needed the space - we had outgrown jars from over the years. I think we had close to $500 in change.\n\nTo be fair, everything is pretty much electronic payments now, so you don't come home with pockets full of change anymore. |
| Yes before the war. They’ve been calling for 120 and up since it started. |
| https://preview.redd.it/v7xy3v1vk7pg1.jpeg?width=200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=673b99b0d889f20ffc391bcc4732032db2ae6eb8\n\n |
| 🥭 going to be in a real bind now Iran has designated Ukraine an enemy and valid target. |
| April fools is still 3 weeks out |
| Wait, are you guys rooting for Iran? 🤔 |
| Idk, the way Washington won the Revolution? |
| *MARCOOOOOO* 🔭 |
| For those who have been to both - NYC or London? I’m in London now and I think NYC kinda mogs it as least from a tourist perspective |
| \n\nEU FOREIGN AFFAIRS MINISTERS WILL DISCUSS POTENTIALLY A WIDENING OF THE EU ASPIDES NAVAL MISSION TO THE STRAIT OF HORMUZ- FT \n\nAnd as Iran has stated “we are waiting for them” |
| Oil to $85 |
| um. colder and like 1/10th the size |
| can you elaborate |
| small term pain for long term gain |
| Have you guys watched "Blackberry" yet? Wow.. |
| How could they possibly do that? That's Joe bidens fault |
| anybody seen *BIG YAHOO* 🫴🗺️ |
| Haram bro |
| It’s up 17% over the past year. WTF makes you think it can’t go lower? |
| The younger generation puts maybe 1% of their paycheck in their 401k. They ain’t gonna be able to afford to retire no matter what the return is\n |
| Everyone is saying he “ bought the farm” I can’t get a concrete answer |
| This is what happens when you have a DEI cabinet 🤣 |
| prolly less urine smell |
| Really? It wasn’t in 2016? |
| China has officially rejected 🥭request for help opening the Strait of Hormuz |
| YUP |
| Show that turd who's boss! |
| The ZJ is definitely back on the menu |
| What’s that? spill the beans |
| The limit does not exist. Its obamas fault anyways |
| His bussy is going to collapse |
| The U.S. went to shit when Victoria’s Secret started to include fat chicks in their ads. Ain’t nobody wanna see that shit |
| 80% of comments right now: "wow it's so bearish in here, green next week"\n\ninverse the inverse |
| It’s the French. |
| Shit, pre covid, Duke would be shutting your shit off next month |
| The amount of plastic surgery is too damn high. Why Miley Cyrus do that?! |
| Uber is gonna eat such shit once the market catches up to the reality of what's happening. |
| hows oslo compared to nyc |
| Assumptions based on competent leadership & military strategy, despite evidence to the contrary |
| Yeah, one can only hope it happens sooner than later. |
| Its cheaper to eat bacon than beef |
| ban them from world cup |
| Fair enough. Regardless I’ve set up my limit sells to derisk, take profit and ride out some house shares. |
| Or good timing for the bank. You never do know with these things. |
| Sinai is not part of Africa, it’s Asia. The rest of Egypt is part of Africa. |
| When everyone say what the dear leader wants to hear or he will sanction you then you will never know the truth |
| At no monent is it a good indicator. Except of gheyness of course. |
| France has officially rejected 🥭's request, saying it will not send warships to the Strait of Hormuz |
| it's hilarious how things flipped bullish after big yahoo news |
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| Plunge protection team |
| Like they always say, put your money where your peen is. |
| The younger generation at work thinks the yearly annualized returns of +25% on their 401k is normal |
| I’m bullish VG…that’s tweet is not going to be why they rip |
| Right the decision to go insanely over budget and attempt to hide it byreallocating sections of the project was a great one and totally not suspicious at all. |
| “this is a dominant victory” so this is what winning looks like |
| bear of they earing ear\n\nbear of the yearing ear\n\nbear of the yea ring ear |
| Who wants to join my entourage? |
| [i apologize for nothing](https://youtu.be/0Ssi-9wS1so?si=K0KwmqrzPi_12OHu) |
| I wonder how many retirement plans have been pushed back by 🥭 |
| Show your puts then |
| $11M volume on netanyahu out by EOM, 20 bagger for yes. And the guy seems nowhere to be found since his property was hit? Here's a thousand bucks polymarket |
| They know they are going to die soon, might as well take everyone with them |
| Meh…they are already maxed out like everyone else in the US…this is window dressing |
| Funny how the moving averages play apart in everything. Someone knows what the market is going to do. |
| Also CP2 has been funded |
| ALL IN ON CHEESE STOCK |
| Usually three months after |
| The mass bullishness on oil and bearishness on SPY tells me to inverse WSB. |
| I’m surprised you’re not a billionaire with a username like yours. |
| Thank you for your service |
| How long past due until the power company cuts off power? |
| Always has been |
| DOE approved immediate increase in exports \n\nhttps://x.com/energy/status/2032617306065653857?s=46&t=exX1HBfOGSQn2Ap_c-pI4g |
| Thanks for sharing. Thoughts and prayers with Nikkei and KOPSI. |
| Per year honestly, because sexually is fluid now and we can't say for sure unless the numbers add up. It's more than 7 different per year, the same one only counts for 1. A guy a few years back explained this to me and why it was fine to continue our weekend thing. It's science |
| Yes and I would say it goes with the others |
| Because its all just narrative, the market will do what the market will do. If it goes down we find a blame, if it go up we find a reason. But in reality it was always just going to do what it was going to do. \nDont try to understand it. |
| turns out Israeeel is the real terrorist org lmao |
| Of course not, everyone knows the moon is made of 🧀. |
| I think they have to take them they are legal tender. Oh I just got it legal tender chicken tender chicken tendies tendies wendy's Wendy's dumpster.... |
| News? |
| Stop saying tall. You’re 5’4” short. |
| tHE MOON has no oil |
| Well… We’re waiting. 😪 |
| VG is going to rip after this weekends news |
| Well, I guess we will know when the strait reopens again and the data checks out |
| >ISRAEL'S GLZ RADIO: ENERGY MINISTER COHEN SAYS GOVT CONSIDERING CANCELING GAS DEAL WITH LEBANON |
| So intense I had to take my shirt off while on the toilet. Fuck |
| So do oil stocks moon? |
| That $VG guy might be on to something |
| Whats the tickers? |
| SPY sideways 6 months and only 4.5% from ATH while the biggest Regard ever started a War and Oil prices surged, inflation going higher, jobs in negative territory, zero growth. \n\nDeep Seek news came out the everything tanked. WTF!! \n\nWho is running the shit show? Who’s behind the curtain? Land of OZ |
| Yeah, because the assumption is, if you're going to start a war that would start oilgheddon, then you must have a plan to prevent oilgheddon. |
| Rise significantly I think. Even the supporters from the beginning (me) now think he's actually mentally unwell, completely off the rails and unfit for the job. |
| Are you saying all in on hotdogs? Hotdogs are a war time food. ALL IN ON HOTDOG STOCK! |
| "You might be particularly retarded, because you have a 160 IQ". -Dr. Alex Karp |
| Ai better hurry |
| He’s already destroyed the bedrock of the United States, continuing to break things is of no concern to him any longer. He does not care. |
| I have no idea. \nBut sometimes it's 1 ship, sometimes 8, sometimes 3 transits. \n\n\nI think it's because ships turn off their transponders. \n\n\nI am waiting for the daily UKMTO report in a couple hours to see what it says for observed number of vessels. https://x.com/UK_MTO\n\n |
| no wait you gotta edge us first then link your discord |
| If we hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate |
| Israel said they are going to continue for at least 3 more weeks. Oil going to $200. Iran isn’t going to stop blocking the strait until they stop getting bombed |
| I’ve been assured that “it’s fine” |
| poots on Netanyahu. Iran after u bro lmaooo |
| Let me tell you exactly what's going to happen |
| Woke up with an intense urge to poop. We’re limiting down on Monday |
| Taylor Swift maybe be the last human mega singer before AI takes over |
| You're not alone |
| so nasty |
| As valid DD as anything I've ever read here. Bravo! |
| It's flat af |
| My point |
| What is this? Like coke music for the new generation? |
| Data sources: AIS tracking systems, maritime intelligence, energy market feeds thats what they claim |
| Nope, super ghey until range, charge time and distance can be improved to better or equal to IC. Price of replacement batteries after 15yrs is also astronomical and makes resale value almost $0 |
| Do we know what the fuck we’re doing? |
| All the oil/tanker people I follow on X have never listed this site. Seems fishy. |
| What I think is irrelevant as a nobody on reddit. This isn't the first time Iran has been a problem in the Strait or attacked ships but facts like that don't matter. \n\nThat said, I think it's pretty sad and embarrassing how eager people are to overstate Iran's capabilities, buy into the obvious AI, and actually root for their success while understating and avoiding our own accomplishments while sitting here rooting for troops to be killed all because of who is in the Oval Office. It's just sad.\n\n |
| We still at war with the sand people? Someone call Moonknight |
| Every bank can and will lie to you. They literally cannot say "oil will go parabolic" since that would harm their own position |
| one of us one of us! |
| God I love a sawtooth bass |
| How long until marines land on that island? |
| But will a dog actually know wtf it’s doing? |
| Are u saying I have watched random numbers all this time? Lmao I belong here |
| Reaping the whirlwind? |
| Suddenly they will say peace & safety, then sudden destruction shall come |
| Idk orange is giving the billionaires cooperations also lots of (corrupt) advantages. |
| Small ber peener and your wife, a match made in heaven. Yes, I’m shit posting |
| Those numbers change randomly with no sources |
| Boooooo |
| They have a decent stack of chips |
| So is the rest of the world not buying EVs either? |
| There's no rule that says a dog can't trade options |
| JD VANCE AT THE STEERING WHEEL? LOL\n\nWW4 BEGINS.\n\nLOL |
| If you dont know about it yet: https://hormuzstraitmonitor.com/ |
| Trump\n\nBibi\n\nPutin\n\nXi\n\nThese geriatrics are destroying the world. |
| I am middle easy |
| Everyone thinks red week, so probably green week. \n\nThey should hire me at GS. |
| I mean we destroyed all their nuclear capabilities and a few months later they're just days away from nukes. Those engineers must be working overtime |
| Fenway paaaahk, kid |
| Honda halts development of several electric vehicle models, blaming tariffs |
| Rise like an old man who ate 3 Cialis, fuck you think? |
| https://youtu.be/eT4shwU4Yc4?si=gS6IHQ8Ohkr99ZTx |
| I’ve been pooping hella hard lately with solid no wipers\n\nThis hasn’t happened since before the November bear market started\n\nWe may have a rally coming up\n\nNFA DYOR\n |
| Fomo buying DOGE when it was 15 cents on Robinhood and watch that shit run to 60 cents before selling. $4k to 16k. Of course the full regard move is my best |
| OIL TANKER ATTACKS WILL CONTINUE UNTIL MORALE IMPROVES.\n\nOIL.$399 |
| Also, at the beginning of the war, they possessed one of the largest stockpiles of ballistic missiles in the world, plus cheap drones.\n\nLet's say they have fired 10% of them the last 2 weeks, another 10% destroyed.\n\nYou can't expect to fight this shit. |
| 🇮🇷 has no cards, I repeat they have no cards |
| middle easy like Sunday morning |
| Spin baby spin |
| Mvst has been a leader in solid state. They just also sell traditional batteries while developing solid state ones. Unlike companies like QS who just claim to have solid state coming. |
| What would happen if orange suddenly wasn't president anymore. Would the market rise or fall? |
| can you pick up milk on the way |
| Iran engineers are wicked smhaaaat! |
| Corn is not a good indicator at the moment |
| One day before the whole thing started, speaking of bad timing |
| All these companies success is predicated on having direct access to insider knowledge. Wouldnt be surprised if they benefitted on the low from the expected oil price hike. \n\nIts a big club and you aint in it. |
| No, they used it because that's literally the industry term for this kind of note. |
| 7 |
| Not much of a war, a couple bombs here and there. More like moving some chess pieces around rn. \n\n- war expert me typed while taking a poo |
| Once we control Iran, the middle easy will finally be at peace. |
| Don’t forget, mengo fired a bunch of military generals who were probably the smarter ones because they were not “YES MEN.” But I’m sure everything is fine. |
| I'm surprised they're still keeping the article online in it's original form and haven't taken it down yet |
| Thats odd. For the last 30+ years I get about $200 worth every year around Lumar New Year to give out lucky money. Ive never had a place turn them away. |
| Another retard that thinks btc is an indicator |
| One of us 🥹 |
| Because they're embarrassed and don't have any liberal tears to crow about - he's just out there fucking up the lives of everyone because he's incompetent. You don't need to imply there's some reddit conspiracy to ban mango lovers, although that's exactly the kind of victimhood conspiracy his simps embrace. |
| Yo! Where my ber-mies 🐻🐨🐼🐻❄️ at! We're going to party like it's operation Epic Furry! 🤘 |
| Rooting for med, he's playing amazing tennis rn |
| lets break this down "destroy irans ability to produce ballistic missiles"\n\n\- iran has 90 million population \n\- a ballistic missile needs: \n\- hardened steal for the chasis, ability to form pipes from it \n\- navigation system, chinese/russian GPS based, inertia gyroskopes \n\- Warhead, either consisting from bomblets or single amunition \n\- a truck with or a rack to launch it \n\- an interface to programm it\n\n... even under permanent bombardement it can be assumed that Iran can produce ballistic missiles. If China and Russia help, this is not a realistic goal. The infrastructure needed for it can be improvised in weeks. |
| Every single time I comment in bitcorn sub I get the “ok go back to wallstreetbets” replies. Like oh yea buddy, you sure “got me”. I also commented in 25 other subs so keep digging. People have nothing better to do than creep into comment histories I guess. |
| 👆😄 |
| Ber paper long |
| A strong man doesn't need to read the future. He makes his own." — MGS |
| Bro you talk to me like that again and I will personally come over there, knock down your door and suck your fucking cock! |
| No wonder we're being fucked. They still live in the 70s where corruption was seen as something good. |
| SPY calls Dec 2028 |
| I think they’re referring to Casa Diablo in Portland, Oregon. I remember having a wallet full of 2’s for a week after. Some people noticed it at bars n clubs later on. |
| if ai was making decisions instead of orange wed be in a better position lmao |
| Tuition paid now learn from your mistakes g you’ll be alright. Lulu is not vti voo or even Microsoft shouldn’t be spending that much money on yoga pants. You obviously had capital to trade before so you can make money again and start over |
| Lame duck with impeachment coming up--level of fucks is effectively zero |
| Always inverse what the big bois say publicly.\n\nBehind closed doors they say the opposite to their high rollers. |
| If these Christian nationalist and Zionists get their way it'll be the same here pretty soon. They're all the same |
| Somehow, sheer luck Im sure, they will buy and sell at the exact right time |
| How many dicks do you accidentally have to fall on before you realize that you are gay.. asking for friend |
| Dump your life savings into an 0dte index etf and close the app for 30 minutes 🙈 🙉 |
| Weekend oil back up 3% after oil bears tried to act like it was dumping |
| https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/s/Tw9rsKUAws |
| Oil gonna be spensive so your go go juice at the pump jumpin up a buck. |
| Holy shit balls I forgot about habbo |
| hahagottem |
| 🫵🏽YOU🫵🏽 LOST MONEY ON HIMS ONCE AGAIN |
| Unfortunately AI will be making all the decisions from now on. |
| Did you just tell me to shut up? |
| So this is good for Oil bulls right? |
| Energy is stored in the balls |
| Not very long ago our precious government leader said he had brought peace to the Middle East. |
| Corn up $350 since Friday market close.\n\n“Ripping” |
| Why is JP Morgan even saying anything? They should stick to selling deli meats and cheese. |
| do people even care about ai anymore |
| Uh oh did I upset the jihad bots |
| Where do they get their energy from though? |
| You posted this already |
| Some of those butter tortillas please. Maybe mitad y mitad if they are out. |
| panic trading is real |
| Seems that there isn't one, as long as you marry her 😬 |
| He said 7300 in March lmao |
| Apparently only DHS |
| 🤣 rekt |
| What do you think mangos oil pain limit is?\n\n120? 150? 200?\n\nHes going to break something unless de-escalations begin next week. |
| Didn’t even watch the game ”👍🏽” |
| shut up |
| Damn all these country leaders old af\n\nLike 70+ |
| Stop gambling man. Accept these losses and start saving normally by investing in a balanced portfolio of index funds (including international stocks) and gold |
| do not try to open the strait, that’s impossible, instead only try to realize the truth, there is no strait, only ghey |
| Man, it takes way too long for the sun to come up with the time change. |
| Corn being too optimistic or are we opening green on Monday? |
| Thoughts or ChatGPT? |
| Have to steer the market the other direction, you don’t want ty Call Premiums to go up while you’re still buying. Or oil stocks also. |
| based |
| Mushroom dick is good though. Can you send me pics |
| Maybe. The market has been more or less flat since November. A lot of bargain shoppers out there trying to take advantage of each dip, expecting that this will blow over. If attacks keep happening on infrastructure, or actual deployment/occupation, that will probably be the signal of lasting impacts. |
| I made the mistake of giving my honest assessment of a failing penny stock I was considering liquidating on that ticker's sub, and one of the True Believers dug out a long-ago admission that I am not a good stock picker to add to my roasting. btw, that stock has since lost another 50% and is still headed for delisting. |
| Micro PP |
| Wait what |
| Fingers crossed 🤞 |
| Wait. What's the age of consent in Iran? |
| Another government shutdown? Guys, really? Right now? 😂 |
| Why are you not running ablocking? nobody sane browses the internet naked. |
| Fuck my fat chungus, 5’4” tall, mushroom dick incel life |
| Were the chicks hot at least? |
| They broke Tom Lee… last week he called bottom this week he called a 20% correction this year (at the beginning of the year I believe he said 7700?) |
| All your negatives sound like positives to me. the fact that getting them out there makes the painassery spread is wonderful. |
| Yeah... A Marine definitely fucked your girl lmao |
| It's always funny until someone gets hurt and then it's just hilarious. |
| Found myself live-betting an uncomfortable sum of money on Bosnian Women’s premier league volleyball match |
| Fuck yeah |
| Sure right now, clearly, but not necessarily the craziest return because it's already highly valued, but buybacks, future gains, dividends, everything seems assured. I am on $SM Energy, but OXY is safer. |
| Tether vibes |
| The star at the end of the numbers signifies a bill that’s been destroyed and has to be replaced |
| Something important that I'm not sure everyone here gets\n\nLet's assume the strait opens soon for the moment (im making a theoretical point, calm down). By the time it does, equities will be \_much\_ higher, perhaps at ATH. \n \nIt will not open, let you load calls, and then soar. |
| thats what's up... corn is headed to $80k real soon |
| If Dunning Kruger was an organization… |
| Rich kids these days have no clue what reality is like and are now writing dumbass analysis like this lol |
| That’s so long |
| Blood red day incoming. |
| retard ☝️ |
| Why not, they ain't paying for this shit. |
| Fuck oil\n\nI’m still investing in fake AI companies \n |
| Any update? 😀 |
| I can't read all shit. Can you say it in fewer words |
| Yes you should. Put 90% of your money there. Use the other 10% for your terrible options plays. |
| Brother, what are you doing out here raw dogging the internet without an ad blocker? |
| The central banks are the REAL government, so if they’re saying it you can take it to the bank (mind the pun) |
| >OIL MARKETS BRACE FOR VOLATILITY AFTER KHARG STRIKE \n \nOil markets are set for a turbulent week after a US strike on Iran’s key export hub, Kharg Island, heightened fears of supply disruption across the Middle East. \n \nPresident Donald Trump warned attacks could expand to energy infrastructure if Iran blocks the Strait of Hormuz, while Tehran threatened retaliation against US-linked facilities. \n \nBrent crude surged 11% last week, briefly hitting $119.50 a barrel, and analysts expect further volatility as the fate of Kharg — vital to Iran’s exports — remains unclear. \n \nShipping through Hormuz is near standstill, pressuring global energy flows and pushing fuel prices higher worldwide.\n\n |
| I think we have different definitions of moon. Shit is sideways at best. |
| Most of my port in crypto lol, if it really pumps I’ll make way more money than I lose. They’re also not weeklies, about a month out put spread, more of a hedge. I probs should have just reopened SPX put spread but felt like bc of short crypto bounce there was more downside if crypto if it gets ugly. |
| Have you ever met an educated or even aware cashier? people that can think dont do those jobs. |
| Truth |
| Tbf prediction requires knowledge of variables and a degree of stability. We have Orange Turd Roulette |
| Yeah, HEBetitis please |
| You just referred to the old petrodollar |
| Lucky for you the war is “very complete, pretty much," |
| Mullahs make up part of the rich diversity and contribute to the cultural mosaic of a country. \n\n- Canada probably |
| 🌮 doesn't have card. Iran has cards |
| The fact you are seriously gambling your retirement on fomo stocks, special kind of retard |
| Fed meeting on Wednesday is inconsequential. We know they’ll do nothing due to uncertainty. Only thing moving market now is the war. |
| SIX SEVEN 🫵🏽 HAHAHAHAHA 🤣🤣 |
| Ya but you won’t tho 🙂 |
| JP Morgan? That small company ran by retarded grandfathered Ivy League “graduates”? We talking bout the same thing here? Lol |
| corn mooning over the weekend while yall busy guessing if oil is up or down... |
| BREAKING NEWS: P.Diddy oil futes ripping |
| I should just dump my life savings into an index ETF and close the app for the next 30 years |
| So ugly people aren't allowed to have opinions, but short people are? |
| Should be an interesting week with FOMC, and more importantly the SEP. My base case is fed projects weaker employment AND gdp with risks rising for both inflation and employment.\n\n\n And for the market, base case is a overnight gap sunday that bounces on monday. Tuesday is mostly flat with vol bid up into the close same for wednesday morning, initial vol crush on the release that slowly fades and market sells off into the close. Thursday friday down tape and market finishes the week down 2% |
| They said that to prop the market. Ofc they have insider knowledge, it was so they can dump on you |
| I didn’t know it was still possible. I have no idea where to look |
| going to HEB y’all want anything |
| For you bb |
| you an idiot... crypto is the only thing up rn. and Larry Fink is tokenizing all of the stock market. |
| Oil $120 tomorrow. |
| Obamna 🥺\n\n#SQUID GAAAAAAAME |
| I guess I didn’t explain it well. Things happen overnight- or over weekend so you don’t necessarily see signs to jump back |
| MM’s keeping it flat once again to fuck retail. |
| Dude, the amount of times I have handed a zoomer cash at the register and they have taken it, not counted it, put it away into the drawer, and THEN asked me how much cash it was, has been astounding.\n\nOftentimes I will count it out, say the amount out loud as I hand it to them, and then they just take my word for it.... I never lie about it, but someone less honest than i could make a lot of money doing this. I dont think its right, though, because when they count the till at the end of the night, its their ass on the line. And I dont want to put anyone in hot water like that. |
| The problem is that you don’t know when the crash will happen. You could have said the exact same 10 years ago, but instead SP went from 2000 to 6500. \n\nYou don’t necessarily need to invest in SP though, especially if you’re older. There are a lot of ways to limit your risk. I’m also older, and for my part I’m selling credit spreads, so that I always have my tail risk under control. What I think though is that not investing your money is crazy in these days, because you’ll get eaten alive by inflation. |
| No rate cut bro |
| "Israel to continue Iran campaign for at least three more weeks, spokesperson tells CNN" |
| i'm up on corn. i'm different |
| “hell no” |
| Rigged |
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| IBIT or USO calls maybe… |
| People keep saying this. You can’t taco out of something that hinges on another party agreeing to. Like what’s he going to do say war is over. Then Iran says nope, straight still blocked. |
| Based |
| The problem is that it has been such a shitshow. So if they stop now, likud won't get another chance for decades. They will go all out here even if it means crashing the global economy. |
| Thats hilarious |
| What do you mean “you people”? |
| Tbh, I don’t think it was intentional, but I think conditioning retail to expect 🌮 will be in retrospect one of the most genius moves ever. \n\nHe can’t taco this time, because Iran has a say when this is over and can keep inflicting pain. They’re suffering worse, but they are still fucking shit up with the economic damage.\n\nRetail probably becoming ultimate exit liquidity. It’ll bounce back in a few weeks / months but short term we likely cooked |
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| "No" |
| Iran has said no to negotiations though |
| Circuit breaker tripped |
| Trueposting on a Sunday morning |
| Just let me pretend I have gold coins damn |
| My boss does this religiously |
| Yeah.. they said $2 at a time |
| Bar tab was $647.35 lastnight. Seeems excessive but I have no issue blowing that on options |
| I thought they were all cat girls now |
| Ain't nobody making shit this week. Stfu |
| So when will Starmer post his loss porn? |
| He is going to 🌮 just watch |
| with wsb you can see if somebody is consistent. But I guess they could just delete their wrong comments so nvm |
| It’s gonna be an interesting week for sure; we also have the fed rate cut decision.. |
| There's a reason why I only play with my own money and not someone else's |
| He’s always starting something he can’t finish.. |
| 🙁 |
| **regarded |
| Trump literally just said he’s not ready to make a deal yet. |
| In the past it virtually always was. This is first time I can remember where it pumped during a risk off period AND stocks declining |
| Full port Roth is ballsy, dare I say regarded. You cant put back in money you lose |
| It's just a sub for people talking about monster rancher. I was just talking about a game on there. And the guy made some snide remark about it. So I mean - why give these nutcases a platform, might as well just put the post history on private. |
| How is this a landmark news? UK has no solar potential because it's cloudy all the time. |
| No one gets along with Pakistan |
| $1300 a month for 600 months. |
| A bunch of WSB regards creating a reddit sub to plan an invasion of the Gulf to save their bags is identical to the UK Government announcing they are looking at options to open the Gulf of Hormuz to save UK asset prices.\n\nThe only difference is the WSB one is free, voluntary cope, and the UK one is expensive, professional cope. Neither of them can actually do a fucking thing about it. |
| 670* |
| Bought ETHA puts instead of SPX puts since S&P never goes down bigly… F |
| Imagine that CPI print baby |
| it’s a struggle being someone’s little bitch. . . especially when it’s a MM’s. |
| i know very few people who got "rich" because of Talent, IQ, or hard work. \n\nusually it was inherited, like in 95% of cases, actually. going from 1 million to 2 is so much easier than from 100k to 200k: basically just keep your house in shape, it doubles in value over 10-20 years. is there a possible way to have 10+ in capital and \*not\* profit more than the average, without being retarded?! \n\nStatistics approve of this thesis. As a billionaire, your portfolio grows magnitudes faster than the average. The number of billionaires grows, while the number of poor grows. ever more divided gap. \n\nSome of the brightest minds i know are just living on ordinary salaries, while working very hard.\n\nWe are in a Tech-Feudalism and Peasants in Feudalism do not become Kings. If they have a genius idea the Kings will buy it or it depends fully on the kings infrastructure, long before the Peasant is close to becoming a king. |
| but wait whats the monster rancher subreddit and whatchu say |
| "landmark news" lmao. elon probably just found a new way to count pre-orders for a car that won't ship until 2029. this is just another pump before the inevitable dump dude. priced in since 2021 tbh.\n\n |
| No, half a million is very much still your problem. |
| Coin wasn't below $70K on Friday and the market is still red so MAYBE. |
| don’t tell us about your socially awkward struggles. . . tell us more about how successful you are, and how much unimportant stuff you have. |
| dude its weekend let him have his rěest before he bombs kids again in monday morning |
| He had a big heart I’m sure 🥺 |
| no |
| Ask yourself if corn ripping is bullish |
| most people still think of tesla as a car company but the energy business is quietly becoming huge. their energy storage revenue has been growing faster than the auto side and if they start selling electricity directly that's a completely different margin profile. the uk approval is interesting but the real question is whether other countries follow. if they get similar approvals in the EU and asia this could be bigger than the car business long term |
| Anyone else wondering if it was their package on that ship when their package delayed that week? |
| Maybe 15 years ago |
| I mean I was on a real estate sub once, just commenting on there, when some guy apparently went through my post history and said something about a post I made on a monster rancher subreddit as some sort of gotcha. So I'm not really sure what value that adds - weird people who want to do stuff like that for reasons that only make sense to them. |
| BUL TWERK ON MY PEENER BOUNCE ON MY WIENER |
| Still boggles my mind that he thought anyone would actually put on a head set to a have a work meeting with a Nintendo Wii avatar. |
| Everything is really hinging on Dollar Tree earnings tomorrow realistically. |
| wtf did you do |
| I can see Bul bussy from a mile away |
| 10 hours until futes are fake |
| You just need to take these Twelve Steps to this Higher Power or some shit |
| Fucking moron just bought moltbook. lol |
| No!! |
| While waiting in line for my coffee\n\nA group of young women discuss their inebriation rituals of the previous evening\n\n"Was he hot hot? Or was he tall hot? Yknow what I mean?"\n\nThe group laughs\n\nThey are on average a 4 at best\n\nAh humanity, woe to you |
| This is the way |
| Common computer programmer stereotypes portray them as \n\nsocially awkward, male, caffeine-dependent introverts wearing hoodies, working in darkness, and obsessively coding or gaming. They are often viewed as "tech wizards" who can fix any device, or as antisocial "neckbeards" lacking soft skills, preferring computer interactions over human ones |
| Like tears in rain 🌧️ \n\nTime to die ⚰️ |
| The curse of St. Luigi... |
| Shit graduated summa cum laude compared to me 🤪 |
| Will be up on the Energy Stuff, the bet is on Robotics and Energy(not Oil in this Case) holds strong. |
| If Elon had been smart as his cultist he could have been the next John Rockefeller mixed in with Henry Ford, That being he could have sold electric cars and the accompanying support services, which would cause an increase in electricity demand as a result, use his wealth and celebrity to buy up power companies and make them companies more profitable by investing in nuclear and later on fusion power by reducing production cost of electricity which would increase profit. \n\nThen make money two ways by both selling electricity to the to the average consumer as well as those who wish to charge their vehicles, and maybe even made more money by opening up a franchise system of quick stops on top of that. Doing all that would have amounted to vertical integration on a massive scale unseen before. Tesla could have been the Standard Oil of the 21st century, but Elon didn't have the imagination or the intelligence for that. |
| You know, as much as I like to get fucked and stuff, I just wish I had someone that like cares about me |
| India can’t even get along with their immediate neighbor Pakistan. You expect them to lead the world? |
| simple, to see simping and gooning, of course |
| That was always deliberate self harm |
| But isn't this just spending all of our money? |
| Set a stop loss just in case mongo says something on any social media trying to calm the market and you are not paying attention |
| Nah itll be the usual down Bigly in futures then down small during market open then slow pump all day to flat as per usual |
| Why you searching through people's comments? |
| Create your sexy AI boyfriend today. Choose his ethnicity, eye color, hairstyle, personality, voice, body type. Dress him how you please. Chat with him. Make him obey your orders and fuck him in any way possible. Create for free right now |
| SPY is going to 630 tomorrow |
| That´s what adulthood is for, mate. |
| this is bullshit. \n\nIran is \*always\* open to negotiations. But currently not with USA or Israel, because that makes no fucking sense. \n\nThey are negotiating with EU for a sidedeal and EU pressuring USA and Israel to stop the aggression. \n\nWhy should Iran seriously negotiate with Trump again?! He used the last negotiations to bomb. There is no game-theoretic logic for Iran to assume anything but maximum damage can increase their negotiation-position in the face of Trump. \n\nOnly trumps allies begging him to stop this shit is going to help iran - so they do exactly press for that: Destroy everything that is allied with the US in the whole region, until the US finally grasp that this is not a war that is economically feaseable. (WHO COULD HAVE KNOWN THAT POSSIBLE BEFORE? SURELY NOT THE CIA AND EVERY FUCKIN NATION IN EU OR IN GENERAL) |
| Coal though? How about nuclear and renewables? |
| Yeah but allegedly the attacks started from that island that was bombed yesterday |
| The problem is a lot of them actually wanted this retard in office because he was campaigning as antiwar. The ol switcheroo got em in the ass. |
| If corn is ripping does it mean my calls are safe on Monday? |
| ohhh now I see why so many of you hide your comments! It's always there with the 18+ NSFW badge. It's for simping and gooning! |
| Being rich means nothing if it´s not me. |
| https://www.forbes.com/sites/sergeiklebnikov/2020/06/17/20-year-old-robinhood-customer-dies-by-suicide-after-seeing-a-730000-negative-balance/\n\nI think this is the thing they are talking about. |
| I'll take things that don't matter for $1,200 Alex |
| You belong here |
| Market isn’t moving at all today so far |
| He’s prolly diddling kids |
| well that settles it tomorrows green for sure |
| Demented dignity? |
| In 2024-2005 average annual spending on healthalcare is just under 7$ on average.\n\nLmao |
| disgusting! |
| I prefer coffee girls |
| You have psychosis? |
| Take every day one cliche at a time. Another day, another idiom. |
| 19%. Not 20%. 19. |
| Hi I'm people |
| Spy is going to fucking rip tonight |
| Close your eyes and lay on your back, it helps |
| In the next 59 years, sure. Right now? Not a fucking chance. We still don't have operative EV lorrys. |
| Because they are scared. It's going to take time for confidence to build back up. Once we get to 30+ ships things will pick up. Even if 1 out of 50 get sunk I am sure corpo will justify it as a worthy risk/reward ratio. |
| Buy a power washer, create an LLC, and get to work\n\nIt's spring and the winter salt made a mess of everyone's home and business. There's your opportunity. |
| Don't worry, the Houthis will take care of it |
| I pray for the strait re opening fully and a ceasfire before 10pm. \nJust get out of my stupid large oil short unscathed would be good |
| guys is sinner or medvedev gonna win today? |
| That's the whole point of the sub though |
| Oh and we are going out for pizza |
| Who says they need an advantage? It’s adding revenue in a good area with good margins. |
| well, its about 90% of US-Americans in here. what do you expect? they voted for this. |
| I do agree that this is fundamentally good news for Tesla and that it seems to show Elon has gotten a little bit of his Mojo back. However let´s keep in mind, a "growth catalyst" is pretty meaningless for a company that has to grow triple digits for years to warrant it´s current valuation. |
| Man i’m losing track of things, where the fuck is the position screenshot?\n\nFirst Seen In WSB - 17 minutes ago\t\n\nhttps://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/s/omq6qwd6ei\n\nProof or ban this retard. Show us your positions OP. |
| It took 13 years to hit fresh all time highs after the dot com crash. I don’t want my money sitting stagnant for 13 years, but I’m also older and not saving for 20+ years from now. |
| Just know when to jump off the train before it derails. Don’t be to greedy. Good luck. |
| God damn you people are stupid as shit |
| Dude we're all fucked. I wish the Europeans well. |
| TSLA energy is a big money maker in the US. |
| Breaking news: Criminal wants to commit more crime. |
| Tomorrow is monday. That means tuesday will be Mondays tomorrow and sunday is ultimately tomorrows yesterday. All of which will soon be forgotten. |
| Yeah no shit, what happened during the weekend? Literally nothing it's neither worse nor better. |
| He's busy |
| Coffee guys? |
| GG |
| FCC ban for you. \n |
| Ours would probably be lower if you removed the top 5-10 tech gazillionaires |
| You might be the retarded one if you think there's a chance NVDA hits anywhere near 115 before exp. Also selling naked puts/calls is a valid trading strategy where you sell these types of lottery tickets to gamblers like OP. You get the full premium and only have to hold a percent of the whole value as collateral. However, trading them does require stricter risk management in comparison to buying. |
| Netanyahu nowhere to be found after that weird ass video about holding until joining the messiah. Is he hiding? Is he dead? Did the Israel finally removed him from power for being an apocalypse fanatic? Find out before market open |
| Banks will take them. |
| Fuck I'm so drunk I'm gonna barf |
| someone was right. someone |
| Iran isn't bombing "us", it's bombing billion dollar industries of neighboring countries. Iran pissed all it's neighbors off and they are not only funding international terrorist organizations anymore. USA could leave today and fund a proxy war, people that take them up on the offer have enough incentives at this point if they don't want their GDP to go to 0. |
| Enjoy bro and thanks for the day off |
| Premarket looking flat |
| I gained 20kg in half a year at 18 when I quit basketball but ate like I used to. |
| Wall street and tech 100 IG weekend futes just about in the green now |
| This is a horrible idea that may work out for you. |
| There are reports Iran has indicated willingness to negotiate an end to the US-Israel war (now in its third week), but Trump has rejected these overtures. Trump stated "Iran wants to make a deal, I don't" and that terms "aren't good enough yet." Reuters reports his administration rebuffed Middle Eastern allies' efforts to launch ceasefire talks. So Iran appears open to talks, but the US isn't accepting currently.\n\n---\n\n*^(This comment was generated by moonshotai/kimi-k2.5)* |
| Im guessing if market sentiment is reasonable at market open oklo calls held into tuesday afternoon will print big and sell before earnings report. What says you? |