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| Pretty sharp of them to go after the explosive mines though and not waste time on those non explosive ones |
| Rage bait |
| Yo is my avatar seriously bigger than all of yours? |
| I set up my laptop to mine bitcoin when it was $40 a coin. I saw I'd have to leave my laptop on for two days to earn one bitcoin and stopped. |
| I'm talking about semiconductors as a while, SMH |
| Why do you keep posting this🤣 |
| Nice little 10% cap ex haircut prior to earnings for the extra squeeze. I can get behind the trade. |
| Take it up with the author of the article. |
| What bot is this spamming the same post? |
| thats not very nice |
| well his girlfriend left him too |
| top confirmed |
| Bro.. Its just peanuts. I suggest you to get off from wallstreetbets and have your show off in relevant subreddits. Your CEs will get fucked on Monday based on Trumps next tweet, so if you are not trading US stocks post only in relevant place. |
| That doesn’t sound welsh at all. Every welsh person seems like a descendant of some fae prince and giant Celtic warrior \n\n |
| Glad you find my data amusing; maybe if you traded like a bot, you wouldn't need to. |
| anytime i see post like this i wish someone would do the opposite so we can have both realities play out before us. |
| Great |
| Glad the data amuses you, even if your portfolio doesn't. |
| I bought some $200puts right before close yesterday \n. Should be deep ITM before Friday |
| That’s great |
| Poor sellers of options. |
| LMAO 🤌 |
| Yeah they dont even know who their leaders are |
| i’m walking here. |
| I think the oil crisis will make it this year. Amazing how much business is just not worth transacting when energy goes up 30% and stays there |
| That’s what I figured. RIP |
| These are all over the place GTFO. |
| I dunno.... people lost insurance coverage on GLP1s this year like ozempic. And stocks like Jack in the Box are skyrocketing. Dominos might be bullish lmao |
| ya'll need to realize that INTC is a pump and dump started by INTC-kid(Barron) and backed by mangos. |
| What is an ETF? |
| The golden age is near. The war is basically over, mango is cooked and will soon mysteriously croak, AI will accelerate the economy\n\n See u dum bers at SPY 911 |
| Yeah that's what I'm thinking though, right. |
| Accurate. I have the data, you have the losses, that's the whole bit. |
| That’s call tax harvesting and it’s actually a very good advice 😉 |
| There is no logical or illogical ways in the market. There is the way that makes money and the one that doesn't. |
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| Yeah it’s programmed just to be smug |
| where are you going? |
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| What also sucks is that the day after you buy one the next best thing will come out the next day. |
| and I sold it at $84, I thought it was expensive..💔 |
| I prefer to frontload my tax harvesting |
| See my other comment. CBOE is releasing something similar. |
| NYC is very segregated even though it's diverse. |
| Effective June 1, 2026, Cboe Options Exchange (C1) will list cash-settled binary options on the Mini S&P 500 Index (XSP), aiming to offer regulated "all-or-nothing" contracts. These contracts settle to $100 or $0 at expiration based on whether the XSP index is above or below a specific strike price, with 0 and 1-day to expiration options available. |
| Why is trust fund kid an insult? It's admitting I'm richer and better than you. There's no point DMing me insults.\n\nMaybe try to get out of your Florida prefab house, make something of yourself and go to a real city instead of seething in jealousy? |
| You're right, I don't validate shit. My job is to show the data while you people lose your deposit on bad calls. |
| I don’t think vm is programmed to validate anyone’s positions to be honest. I don’t think I’ve ever seen it say “that’s a really good idea” |
| I am a believer….to the moon good friends! |
| Shorted AMD at the end of the day on Friday!!. I don't know why AMD has to go up because Intel declared good results. I see the connection, but I felt it was too much pumped up. |
| I feel so bad for anyone who lives outside of crawfish territory. Just downed 5 pounds and a few beers chillin so hard this glorious Saturday |
| “… but at what cost?” |
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| You type many words |
| Should be good with 0 DTE in the afternoons .. people either bidding it up or fading it last hour of trading |
| Corn doesn't give af\n\nSpy750 by close |
| There’s no other way |
| you had me at anal |
| Think I’ll skip that day |
| Buddy what. This has to be one of the dumbest trades I have seen this year with all due respect |
| Not sure Id want to when we're married to 710 rn. |
| Yeah just do it. They probably won't reciprocate because they ded but hopefully karma is arrange other people to visit you when u need it |
| 🤣 |
| I doubt they would offer that, knowing what might happen if bets were placed by people who know what is about to happen. This has been happening in other places if you are paying attention you know exactly what I'm saying and why I'm not saying it in those words. |
| Do it. Be the boss. Take control. Be that guy. |
| Doing some analysis guys... we are boned |
| When you say perfect placed bet. Could you tell me how you came to your analysis on AMD? And like leading up to the trade. |
| I think that guys Grandma is also proud of you |
| He’s banned |
| What alp do you use |
| youre not joking. The NAVY will put your ass to work with a feather duster on pipes if they have to |
| Anyone play SPY 0dte around earning season? Thinking yolo’ing $10K calls before market close on Wednesday |
| !remindme 30 days |
| Doesn't matter what he or she or they say or do. The market will keep pumping because everybody's paycheck get pooled into the market. The only thing thats gonna bring this market down is 10% unemployment. That will come next year after the big techs fire 50% of their payroll after they trained the AI to replace them. |
| Didn’t one get clipped by some Persian regard with a man launched rocket? |
| This is insane |
| If only MSFT starts making shoes... |
| Not breaking news we have been in a ceasefire for weeks. |
| This is like when I tell grandpa to go look in the pantry closet for an item I know for sure is somewhere else. Keep looking, gramps, I know it's in there. |
| Care to explain why you like monday.com most? |
| My farts could turn a bath into a hot tub rn |
| You sound bitter lol |
| Nah, it’s super nice when you have no boss. I work like 15-25hrs/week and earn 2x or more than most of my classmates do who work for a firm. |
| Omf, it's Trumps all the way down... |
| From Margin |
| BUY WHEN EVERYONE IS FEARFUL\n\nOracle of Omaha |
| PRO LIFE TIP: IF YOU MADE MONEY AND NEED TO PAY MASSIVE TAXES, JUST ERASE ALL GAINS IN DECEMBER TO NOT PAY TAXES. IRS HATES THIS ONE TRICK |
| Because it is illogical and I am a logical person. How can’t keep going up? |
| They have to make themselves look busy, like when it's slow at work so you start cleaning stuff |
| Your only hope is if china decided to block Taiwan from export and imports |
| No safe word gonna help him |
| Damn everyone eyeing this trade .. probably calls then |
| Straitaid |
| Dude , no need. We pump even with the Straight close |
| Shorting Bitcoin. Cool story, bro! |
| In 1982 we had a navy. Now not so much |
| ###US says it’s hunting for explosive mines in latest push to open the Strait of Hormuz\n\nHow delulu are these people? It's not closed cus of the mines. It's closed cus Iran threatens to strike ships trying to cross lol. The mines are just the icing on the shit cake. |
| This is definitely a pump week .. 725-730 |
| Blow off top |
| can you make a polymarket bet on if the SPY opens red or green monday? |
| But they literally have "Bull" in their name.... so calls, yeah? |
| Dont do it big bro. I did that & ended up paying rent 10 days late |
| “Reeeee-tard” |
| you can never return from this place |
| -0.25% |
| What year we at? |
| Some paperhand here sold MSFT for a massive loss at the bottom right before it ripped $60 to $430 |
| Don't do it, man! |
| Cant believe ann hathaway ended up getting cast as lauren of arabia over te lawrences own granddaughter |
| in b4 futes open red |
| I need to stop doing 0dtes, was down 6k now up 6k but fuck they’re addicting |
| Cash gang might be good for this week. Too much volatility hitting with MAG7 earnings and Fed Talk |
| Prob shorting SOXL and hoping the world ends |
| The economy was never stronger than when everyone was on Unemployment and receiving Stimulus Checks |
| Coinbase is considered saas I’m lost 🤣 what a shit purchase. |
| RDDT active users has been declining. It will dump. |
| Renting a cruise ship to sail to Hormuz to form a human corridor for ships to pass. Need volunteers.\n\nRisks include kidnapping, being shot, drowning, being blown up by a missle/drone/naval mine.\n\nBut all bulls will remember your sacrifice.\n\nDm me. |
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| I need to turn my rent money into $50k this week, what penny stock should I yolo? |
| Following whales into msft. Going to $460 minimum in the next week |
| you gonna lose big time. puts all of them, add GOOG too. |
| Watching wolf of Wall Street to remember what we’re fighting for. But to be fair these guys sell stocks. Not buy them on Robinhood |
| Kind of crazy we may never see SPY $600 again |
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| Because I'm buying. I've cashed out a portion, it would be great to get those back at a lower price than I sold them for. |
| Don't feel bad bro its what its \n\nI sold META at $98\n\nI sold GOOG at $165\n\nI sold NBIS at $30\n\nand I sold NVDA in 2022..... still crying about this one |
| We all know the Iran situation will dissolve just like every single other story we’ve yet to tell our grandkids cause drops in the market recover no matter what happens and then goes straight to aths. Doomers are incredible. |
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| Did you leave your wife? |
| No need to sell until JPow tightens monetary policy or there’s a serious liquidity crunch. Nothing else matters |
| You fukin top ticked it bro! |
| Remember the mission, get rich enough to afford the lucy liu version of the sexbots and retire.\n\nNever forget brothers ✊.\n\nSisters idk who you’re going for but i also stand with you ✊ |
| https://preview.redd.it/zvricd019exg1.png?width=1237&format=png&auto=webp&s=393eaa9fa014e8b05b02d9aad7d04bf0233064de\n\nMeanwhile back in the real world... |
| I wish I would’ve gotten puts on dominos before earnings. They disappoint me every time I order so there’s no chance they’ll beat em |
| Sick dude |
| https://preview.redd.it/zyzp8l409exg1.jpeg?width=1400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a827b8a59db3b80419b1cb12d452b5058d8e584b\n\nNo no no!! |
| If I could read this I would be pissed. Or happy. I just don't know. |
| the casino isn’t *that* regarded |
| No balls unless you buy more calls |
| That's literally how dumb the market is. However if the strait isn't full reopened within a 4 to 8 weeks it will start really shitting its pants cause it won't be temporary anymore |
| # There is nothing wrong with being a 🌈, but everything wrong with being a 🌈🐻. LMAO 🤌 |
| Lmfao how did that go last time . And this is coming from who finds Argentina deplorable |
| over processed meat face mango man |
| Breaking news: China breeding dinosaurs to reduce reliance on Hormuz |
| The buck devalues until morale improves |
| TELETHONS |
| 42069 acct represent |
| If Argentina invades The Falklands the UK should just cut the bullshit and make Argentina a British Protectorate |
| You think 50% of 12 is 4, I'm surprised you figured out how to sell the position. |
| Unless we get 35 famous actors and singers making a 3 min youtube vid singing together, this conflict will never be resolved. |
| I'd pull the trigger on it. Can't go wrong with either Sub. |
| Kek |
| Are you gonna jack it to the moon? |
| Get in. Parabolic blow off top coming |
| Everyone is a genius in a bull market. What the hell is this slop |
| Brother we have been saying this for how long though 😂 |
| i just did the same at SPY 710 |
| Crazy how you still replying lmfao |
| Mon will be red if there is a god |
| I have a great surgeon who can do a species transition surgery for you and make you into a bul |
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| Clear discrimination. You should sue for emotional damages, discrimination and harassment charges for 100k then give it all back to us |
| No |
| Thank you grandma |
| lmao\n\nI want him to market a namesake liquor after he's fired. So far all I can come up with is "Patel One" and "Kash Daniels" \n\ngotta be some better names tho |
| Worldnews subreddit is full of panic, I know calls will print again this week. Keep crying about recession while bols get rich LMAO 🤌 |
| >Intel will hit 120 in the next 10 trading sessions\n\nIt's one thing to predict a price, quite another to give the number of trading sessions it will take to hit the price. That is a very bold prediction. |
| Highways scare me |
| Excuse me, that’s derogatory and potentially defamatory. Either retract that statement or you will be served. |
| Gonna be a long time in the grave, huh |
| Yeah they’ve been trying and failing repeatedly 😂 “they’ll figure it out!!” |
| YOU BITCH ASSES ABOUT TO FIND OUT ABOUT AAPL $295 |
| One thing no one warns you about as an adult is visiting friends in the hospital. It's so much out of the way and hospitals are weird anyways. But you do it because that's just what you do. |
| Did he also spray paint himself |
| Because the american public is thre bag holder here. |
| https://preview.redd.it/bgcn6kn28exg1.jpeg?width=1206&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ac5214bd55d5e1886505ec0396d0edd332fab1d6 |
| Calls on zyn this week |
| No because you mistakenly applied for male instead of female. 100% on you. |
| https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1suw0kk/350_52k_god_bless_amd/oi49drv/ |
| Let it go. Will help my arm and amd. I will not buy intc though. |
| > The UK is facing a potential CO2 supply crisis in 2026, driven by geopolitical instability in the Middle East threatening fertilizer production, which is a key source of industrial CO2. The government has committed £100m to reopen the Ensus bioethanol plant to prevent shortages of CO2 critical for food preservation and drinks. \n\nI love how the AI immediately fishtails into talking about fizzy drink shortages |
| Are you really seeking legal advice in this subreddit?!? |
| Hybrid camera. Leaning toward Lumix s9, Nikon ZF or Fuji XM5 maybe. But there’s so many options and shit lol |
| Yeah but it's like the third time. |
| Bers should get into yuge long positions for a win win scenario.\n\nIf the market goes up then they get bored but make money.\n\nIf the market finally crashes then they lose money but get to see the sexy multi circuit breaker crash. |
| BERS\n\nBERS THOUGT\n\nBULS LMAO\n\nBOLAS GET RUGGED\n\nNow I've practiced both scenarios |
| Of course it is. Both are people opting for a hormone-based solution, out of convenience, to a problem that could otherwise be solved with lifestyle changes or "physical" interventions. |
| The vertical dimension is pretty irrelevant though, to be fair. |
| Phone cameras are great these days but not capable of what a full frame sensor is |
| Bots are having Oblivion style conversations in the thread |
| 🥭 is the american equivelant King Charles X of France\n\n[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charles\_X\_of\_France](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charles_X_of_France)\n\n |
| Tism is why |
| Any lawyers on here? I applied for a male talent position with BLACKED, but they turned me down because I am white. Is this discrimination? Do I have a valid lawsuit on my hands? |
| Didn’t the market rally on hopeful talks? Didn’t those talks just fall through? |
| _'We assumed that the interreliance on the safe passage of goods from the strait was supposed to ensure that no one actor attempted to close it'_\n\n- Bro, there's always one asshole on the highway willing to go 30mph in a 65 if it means they get to hold up traffic and make everyone late |
| 9:33am 4/23/26. |
| Meet her before you give any bank details bro |
| 2M Gain, $27 NVDA, Not even sure what to do with this. |
| Never mind that, UK is facing a CO² crisis. Like I'm patriotically exhaling the stuff 24/7 but nobody comes to collect it |
| RDDT: $250 after earnings, $500 EOY 🚀🚀🚀 |
| I think you’re right, unless missiles start flying again, then the sell off will start a bit early. More likely, Mag7 are going to continue announcing insane semi deals in the upcoming week while the Hormuz stays in limbo. They’ll keep going up, lose momentum, slowly sell and then dump. That’s like a 2-3 week process at a minimum \n\nChina trade talks could shift that in either direction too. We might see more rare earth controls.. we might see the narrative of, “inflation = rate hikes = less data center development” pop up too.. oil reserves and surplus running low. Hormuz bite seeking further and further in = more shorts = more squeezes on chop news \n\nThe risk right now is insane tbh. Still disgusted by this rally 😂 something seems fishy about it |
| Yeah why is there no reason listed at the top of the post, and why does this still show up in my feed?? \n\nHow is this a good user experience?? lmao censorship with lack of transparency, just a waste of all of our time |
| Why buy cameras when your phone camera is better than pretty much any camera from 20 years ago |
| Lmfao miss out on 120 why don't you |
| What you need my guy |
| Did you really just hit me with the “nu uh you are!!!” ? |
| Smart man |
| Heading to 120 |
| Imagine panic selling 3 short weeks ago because poor bers convinced you the world was ending 🤣 🤣 🤣 |
| Long hold but might just work if figma can stay in play. |
| So many bots here and it’s so blatant.\n\n25% of the comments are talking about “currently” trading options / shares at 4:00PM EST on a Saturday like the market is open.\n\nDead internet theory gains more obvious proof every day anymore. |
| Well not even close lol |
| LOL at OP really thinking [his 10K puts expiring is enough to move the markets down.](https://media4.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExMnloY3oxemxydG51ZmFkaW1pbTJ2cjJsMTJpc3JmdWdudnF5YXhodSZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/OCMGLUo7d5jJ6/giphy.gif)\n\nCome back with at least 100K. |
| The ghost of Nana is out here doing more for your portfolio than your financial advisor ever could. |
| I just want other ppl to hear my voice the same way I do man 🥹 |
| We’re fuckin done, panic sell the fuckin house!! |
| Pak trip cancelled again:\n\nSaved Friday potential dump ✅\n\nPrep for taco Tuesday ✅\n\nCorrespondence Dinner tonight 👊 (good chance backfires)\n\nMon red .... |
| I fucking hope so |
| MSFT |
| Yum yum yum. |
| You're emotional asf |
| The 7500 shares they gave me in August 2000 as a sign on bonus, literally two weeks after the last split, are finally in profit. 25 years and 9 months. If only I'd been able to hold all the other RSU's, ESPP shares, and yearly awards I had through the years-- she didn't take those initial shares because they were too far under water. Divorce is a bitch. Hallelujah, I've graduated from being a dumbass to just being regarded. |
| 1400 |
| Going from -122% to +2% gross margin in a year isn't just a turnaround; it’s a glitch in the matrix of a company that’s spent 20 years perfecting the art of burning cash. |
| When was INTC 10.50 in the past 12 months? |
| lol wow thats based |
| Could be worse brother, people losing their businesses, their kids, their marriages. I almost lost my mind, but I'm chillin now. Thanks pal. |
| And Doctor. |
| Just say no |
| too many micro plastics |
| Im working a case study which suggests that 70% or more of the stock market is currently owned by chinese firms both directly and indirectly through proxies as part of their 100 year plan to conquer the world |
| Stop posting about your gains on facebook |
| That’s the point. We could all tell\n\nSo, rather than get defensive over me saying you’ve been holding for 26 years, when virtually no one has been holding INTC for 26 years.\n\nRealize it’s a joke, man the fuck up, and stop being an emotional, defensive lil pussy |
| Also the Nvda puts he has are fucking r-garded. Most profitable company in human fucking history trading at low 20s fwd PE. Think he has $50 strike too. Guy is fucked in the head |
| The camera market is overwhelming with choice bro fuck |
| https://preview.redd.it/shxmbv9v6exg1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c2994addce3cdb28bc92f08f4b00f9d4bf596ed9 |
| Same thing with men preferring to bombard their hormones with fin/min to maintain a solid hairline over just going bald or sporting a wig. |
| Looking at Burry's PRIOR 13F, it not even having INTC, and just assuming one thing from a sector trade is pure regardation.\n\nMcOP is so full of shit. They didn't even post their own positions. |
| Hell yeah I bought Intel at the same price. Done amazingly, I actually got the idea from LTT ironically because Linus brought up a good point about the value intel has to america right now.\n\nWith AMD being dominant in CPUs and NVIDIA dominating GPUs the US has to bankroll the company to keep a foot in the tech race. \n\nIt all made perfect sense, I just wish I had more money to buy into it |
| Bro made a buzzer beater from full court |
| Fluck Uncle Scam |
| SPY 900 by June on no talks |
| Finding implies that they are looking for him. They are not. |
| Can take her and her boyfriend out for dinner though |
| I have missed all the rallies since 2021 like what the fuck...i don't even know what do i wake up every morning |
| Real shit. You love to see it. |
| how's your port doing? |
| Dad, can I have some money? |
| Three weeks ago I deposited 3000 into my Robinhood account. Lose almost everything in few trading days after.\n\n\nAfter down to my last $60 after just three trading days, I almost give up. \n\n\nThen somehow, my luck change. \n\n\n60->240->1600-5300.\n\n\nI withdraw my initial fund, now I am playing with house money. \n\n\nWith 2300 profit, Monday come I'll yolo Put (1DTE) on Monday before my flight at JFK. Watch me triple it when I landed in ICN! \n\n\nI BELIEVE I MY LUCK! |
| The question is - why do we need these features if we can have a dedicated software 😉 |
| how you doing good buddy? |
| Full ported 350c 12/28 when price was 372. Up 36% lfg! |
| So not even a concept of a plan. We're so screwed. |
| Congrats and fukc you! 🥰 |
| yes baby |
| You sound like the retards that doubted me when I said Intel would gap up 20% on er |
| I hope that is in your ROTH or you make less then $49,000, even long term capital gain tax will suck. |
| Oh I've never had profit before so I'm not familiar with this concept |
| or a job... |
| Picking up 6/18 calls Monday morning on: F, MSFT, META, GOOGL, QCOM, CAT, AAPL, CVX, and SOFI. \n\n\nHave $30k to spread out after buying some 6/18 $QQQ calls at market close on Friday. |
| https://preview.redd.it/vt427gmb6exg1.jpeg?width=2340&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d3bc560dd4ffe427641d9d09eba89323034c4e95 |
| Only time the fam ever contacts is to ask for money smh - can't even ask a man how he's doing. |
| Yup. Happy for the bulls, but it’s almost time for the bears |
| “You call that a dip?”\n\nGetting ready for Monday |
| 👀 |
| about time intel broke resistance |
| Deez nuts double topped your chin |
| > Asked whether the cancellation meant he would resume the war, Trump told Axios: "No. It doesn't mean that. We haven't thought about it yet." |
| USO puts |
| Islam is bear psychology for people unable to trade |
| Next big catalyst is mid may when insurers gotta insure the boats. Ironically it comes 2 weeks after big earnings meaning 2 more weeks of mooning before a pullback. Then we go int summer oil shock territory before talking about earnings again to moon us up more. \n\nI see why there is massive big money inflow into calls. |
| It would be all flat and weird until the Fed decision but now it will be all red because of no Iran deal, at least until after the Fed decision. |
| This. Like literally fuck OP for making this post and making it to front page. The rules to win in WSB: Inverse OP 1x, Inverse OP on frontpage 2x, and Inverse top post on WSB frontpage 3x.\n\nIf anything, it means GOOG will fall/crab now. Mofo didn't even buy calls so we don't have a defined timeline.\n\nFucking hate OP. |
| Cash gang where it's at\n\nProblem is you need to make a tax donation which goes to bailing out the buls and bears. |
| Intel has reached a double top... |
| Clear signal to sell. Pack it up boys, party is over. |
| Touch it. It'll be all good baby.\n\n[It's all good baby! There's no better good than good baby it's.... all good....](https://www.facebook.com/share/r/1AqrSwiTsZ/)\n\n |
| But his cosinos went bankrupt |
| I'm an ally |
| There's retards in here buying puts on intel still LMAOOOOO |
| Congrats OP, enjoy those tendies. |
| Bro asking to get bent over |
| I know a lot about sharts |
| Klay officially the biggest regard of all time. |
| But why? Why are you still a ber after completely figuring out the markets? |
| More evidence parabolic rally is in course |
| Puts are the wrong play before apple fabs deal |
| Aw! You tried 🫴🎁 |
| This |
| Any of the upcoming earnings looking like a good play to anyone? |
| I wasn't even born in 2000 dumbass |
| Just another word for nana, lmao |
| Imagine shorting the chips sector in this environment |
| People keep saying this but there’s no evidence he ever sold. |
| Why would it be great |
| 2x MAYBE |
| That’s my point though — are we trying to find the perfect business, or make money from reratings?\n\nPlug Power is priced like it’s dead.\n\nIf margins keep improving, that changes fast.\n\nI’m not waiting for them to become Linde plc — I’m looking at a stock that feels one strong margin quarter away from doubling while people still talk like bankruptcy is guaranteed. |
| Your gay avatar is a good start. Good luck bro. |
| Meemaw guy? |
| yes, but how could it be?\n\n\n/s |
| Citron also said SNDK was due to imminently crash at $700 |
| I love that there was a pump on potential indirect negotiations that are now not happening. The markets will be red Sunday night into open on Monday. Close flat erasing all losses. Tuesday trade flat until the TACO happens the pump SPY to Close to $750 by end of week.\n\nI can see it now but am still a bear. 😔 |
| And in any case throwing 700k entire inheritance in a single stock does seem a touch regarded. |
| The f35 in its most advanced fitting cannot be countered by anything. Its absolute perfection. Even the layered defenses of the kremlin could not stop an f35 strike run. The thing is mythical |
| If fertilizer is such a problem, why dont we all just shit in the field? 🧐 |
| Same |
| The video Saylor posted on Twitter today fighting a Ber lmao |
| I got $500 bucks to my name and you think I can afford to move to other country |
| Lmao |
| Oh, sweet summer child. You might be too emotional for this if that’s your response to me giving you shit.\n\nYour post sounds needy\n\nBut I think it’s a need for attention… not a need to offload bags. |
| The first few sentences of his post are golden. |
| Loyal Brit rosbif here but just give them to the argies already. I mean yeah the locals have this technical right of self determination but they come across as like the Welsh but more dwarfish and less interesting so fuk yt |
| Nobody knows with certainty. |
| #I'm going to run for the office of wsb head moderator \n\n#If elected, I will kick u/bearhunter429 out LMAO 🤌 |
| Intel finishes week over 100 |
| you’ll need gains first... |
| Lmao shorting Intel is dumb |
| Strike? Expiry? |
| Okay, good suggestion. Thanks bro. |
| Ah okay I’m just trying me best to learn, options confuse me |
| That would be great, tbh, maybe after Apr 30. |
| Intc has 65% institutional ownership. So retail is not a big mover. |
| A lot of “every ticker to the moon” energy. Y’all turning me into a bear over here. |
| But our time shall soon come. |
| Holy shit nice one 👑 |
| Fair enough — Plug Power absolutely *did* suck operationally for a long time. That’s literally why the stock got destroyed.\n\nSame thing happened when I posted about ITM Power around 40p last year — got told it was dead, cash-burning trash, hydrogen was finished etc… it’s around 160 now.\n\nNot saying Plug follows the same path at all.\n\nMy point is markets usually bottom when sentiment is at its worst, not when everything looks perfect.\n\nRight now I’m just looking at the actual numbers:\n\n\-122.5% gross margin → +2.4% \ncash burn improving \n$710M revenue \nLouisiana fully operational \nDOE loan already secured\n\nCould still fail? Of course.\n\nBut pretending nothing has improved is just as irrational as pretending it’s guaranteed to moon. |
| Same.\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/we3yiq905exg1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3b5db7482c5a03199be4267e15cc1c8a1dce80d9 |
| I think INTC is weak.\n\nI think puts have a real shot here, and in fact I shorted it at 82 Friday. made $2 a share on it |
| Like half the countries of the world uses a comma as a decimal separator instead of a dot. You could always move to one of them |
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| when the bot reminds you, can you remind me?\n“This stock is going to go to ____, to the moon!” is some GME-esque, ape type shit |
| 600 |
| Meta 800? Google 400? |
| Was this options ahaha. |
| All LEAPS have been sold. Holding shares until $1T market cap. See you in 2027 or 2030 🙂 |
| Been bullish all year might go cash gang soon |
| Plug sucks ass |
| /u/f0xinaround unblock me you coward |
| Couldnt find anything to wank to back to catching up on work |
| Idk Claude, does it? |
| Is Falklands war bullish? |
| If they just switched the name, Meat beyond is a pretty good way of saying space travel |
| Bro not panican because stonks are at ath |
| Make sure to take some out for taxes or Uncle Sam will *really* fuck you up. Congrats tho |
| TSM isn't going to move as much its mcap already high asf |
| Don’t forget to take some profits. 👀 |
| Agree its def not attractive community behavior but if the alternative is whatever hellscare twitter is I chose reddit. Lots of claims on bot numbers - all conjecture unless we see it from reddits c-suite. Lying to investors about bot numbers is a serious financial crime - they aren't doing that, but they already told us they are planning to do less reporting on active users and try to hide some of the numbers (not surprising either, all the major platforms try hide specific user counts. |
| Definitely has its risks, but I’ve been staring at shipping stocks and kept planning to enter. I like the play, and I’d keep an eye on domestic asset trucking companies. Swift for example. 3PL like CH Robinson may play well too. \n\nDomestic trucking rates, particularly spot rates, are way higher than the data shows. Shortage of drivers/carriers also exacerbating things. Now, if mfg slows or consumer spending drops further, it could fuck things up, but I think we’ll see major revenue growth and net revenue will follow. Source: work in 3/4pl logistics |
| The numbers are moving in the right direction, I'll give you that. But going from -122.5% to +2.4% gross margin is like celebrating that you're only slightly on fire instead of fully engulfed |
| he was good when fundamentals mattered, i think he didn't get the message market is rigged |
| Tears in the casino 🐥🫴 |
| Most of those prikks prolly don‘t know there‘s a war in Iran, their heads are so far up their own a‘holes |
| I sold my puts on it for profit Thursday. |
| Yeah because burry has impeccable timing |
| Following for future tax loss harvesting ideas |
| thats a pretty good start 👍\n\nits important to refill the tank when you jizz too much |
| We don’t even know charts either tho |
| Step 4: still broke |
| I know you are but what am I |
| Quadra or nothing, much better starting position imo |
| Whats the opening prices for monday with INTC/MRVL? Does INTC finish the week over 85? |
| Well, I masterdebated, watched a few South Park episodes, masterdebated again, ate some potatoes, masterdebated. |
| Couldn't care less the details. I'm not going to bother learning about some YouTube memester brainrot |
| \>can't even crap on the craps table\n\nvegas is a scam |
| Just need to double my money and I'll be part of the one comma club. |
| He loves this pump shit from talks. He’s prolonging it |
| If he turned $3k into $200k, then you can easily turn $200k into... like $10 million or whatever the fuck that equation is. |
| No problem ❤️ \n\nEnjoy that too hot to drink water |
| I doubt it will pull back some before hitting $120 since everyone is waiting for apple getting in the Intel fabs |
| Come off that recipe |
| those stocks were poo also |
| Why isn't the DOW at 50k yet? Are they stupid? |
| I paper traded this after your last post and wish I’d actually pulled the trigger. |
| Some of you can't function when the casino isn't open and it shows |
| If I buy calls for MSFT, META, AMZN and AAPL on Monday to expire on Friday, how unlucky would I have to be to actually come out with a loss? |
| He bought the contracts for 11 cents so the math of the poster has the wrong initial price but everything else is solid and you should take it to heart. The 210 vs 350 is irrelevant to what happened. The contracts even got down to 4 cents at close so in theory someone could have bought for less than half OP’s buy-in |
| My friend has lost a loooot of money on software leaps. My friend wants to know if there is any hope for him? Asking for a friend. |
| Claude crushed Figma. Have fun riding that to $0 |
| Yes, thst‘s why we never get it. Or get a shit version of what it‘s aupposed to be. |
| Step 1: Grandma dies. Step 2: yolo. Step 3: Profit, gg |
| Schroedinger's utterly lame and retarded joke. There's an asshole and an asshole in the box, and we know it's you without having to make an observation |
| bro Aliens |
| They got that special forces soldier who bet 40k on himself on polymarket to crucify. |
| Fair enough. I'm holding TSM myself so any more euphoria for the chip market is good for me too. I do hope you're right |
| Wrap it up boys. Top is in. |
| Pizzagate ✅ \nHAARP ✅ \nChemtrails ✅ \nFlat Earth ❌ <- *you are here* |
| So what? Who gives a fuck. That's his life changed, right there, provided he cashes out. |
| Wait for the squeeze then sell retail cc lol |
| “The world is a casino now. It is what it is.” |
| How do I become a Top 1% commenter like u/Valkyrie_Skuld?\n\n#LMAO 🤌 |
| On the way down!? |
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| i appreciate when ppl talk about SPY cuz it lets me know to completely ignore them |
| On Monday, buying MSFT, META and AMZN calls expiring this Friday. \n\nIs it even possible to lose? |
| I can just imagine the Netflix documentary in 10 years time\n\n“Even Cisco and Intel broke their dot com highs, that’s how much of a bubble this was” |
| I hold 2k shares and getting tempted with $100c for January. |
| Damn you really held through all the pain when everyone was calling it dead money. I remember in 2023 people here were saying Intel was going to zero, especially after all semiconductor drama. You must have diamond hands because that $20 entry point was when most retail was panic selling. The LEAPS strategy was smart too - gives you time for turnaround story to play out instead of getting crushed by short term volatility. Now you're sitting pretty while rest of us are chasing momentum trades |
| SEALSQ Corp Ordinary Shares -> `2.945` (-0.005 / -0.169%) |
| !p LAES |
| Experts are like _'energy crisis'_ but Im like _'DOW 50.000'_ |
| This isn't the top \n\nIntel will climb to 120\n\nCorrect to 70-80\n\nClimb back to 160 by next year |
| Tea guy on here inspired me to make my own vanilla chai iced tea. My tastebuds thank you tea guy 🫖🧋 |
| disappointed it wont be 42069 |
| “I see you are happy , but let’s make this about me.” |
| I'm very proud of Tim Heidecker for becoming the new info wars. Great Job! |
| Yeah 1DTE is generally pretty bad to hold overnight and a lot riskier due to theta burn. This was for sure a lotto but definitely a good EV lotto out of lottos |
| Burry shorting is the signal to see why it'll go parabolic |
| If you‘re gay.\nIf in doubt,\nRide it out. \n |
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| Beyond meat could theoretically pivot into being a space company |
| Who is this loser winning? |
| "I am a virgin" would be quicker to type |
| Best part of Kash Patel's drinking problems are the memes: J. Edgar Boozer, and Rumdog Millionaire |
| #u/bearhunter429 is kinda cute ngl\n\n#Dumb but cute LMAO 🤌 |
| Try the new Duo Agentic Swoosh Air 95 |
| When SNDK was $80 I said $120, then it was $500, then $1000.. Now, I need a new number. Magical number, appear! |
| I’m starting a new reddit account bullhunter360.\n\nYou bulls are about to come face to face with a man with nothing to lose(i blew up my port 3 times this month) and a 2” micro🅱️enis - but absolutely rock hard.\n\n |
| Pres and clown can be the same sperm |
| Exactly what you are doing |
| Yeah good warning but honestly the EV for this play is pretty high based on the expectations for this INTC earnings. There was definitely a big move coming and you would essentially be risking 50/50 to make at least 30x. But 320 strike would have been better imo |
| Intel had an unexpected turnaround on CPUs and AMD makes CPUs. Not the same as a GPU manufacturer and mem provider. Your thesis here will only bankrupt you if you’re also expecting 15% moves. You also said 350 out of the money not showing any understanding of the greeks. See my community service post here so you actually attempt to educate yourself and why this is pure gambling: https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/s/z7bzrAafHF |
| Rip |
| The whole point is that is going to be euphoric\n\nAnd only about 30% more to run before a massive correction |
| I masterbated, made coffee, shitpost, made pasta and meatballs for tonights dinner, and went shopping.\n\ngonna gym soon and then shower so my taint will smell fresh for her |
| That is correct 💯😁 I'm so excited |
| I’d agree w you but I doubt this man is old enough to have been holding since then. Which is why I kinda believe him |
| Exactly! |
| Fine I’ll buy the top again… |
| Nope. Best hardware / firmware company in the world, you go play AI if you want, Apple will hook you up to some nice servers and some nice apps, but that‘s it. |
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| Stay poor |
| Casino world 😎🎲🌎 |
| Burry shorting is an indicator the top is not yet in, parabolic rally then massive drill |
| somebody said earlier that the onion brought Tim on to play Alex Jones on their new Inforwars site |
| But if he does that the market won't crash until the week after that. |
| Fuck why did I short this… I actually trust you on this one, gonna load $10k in calls. And close my short.. |
| What the fuck am I supposed to be doing? |
| Calls on Houthi insurance premiums |
| Do you have a self inflicted pain kink |
| Anyone see the angry Alex Jones tweet with the Tim heidecker mugshot? The only good thing I've seen on X in years is the comments section. |
| He can sell all his shares after buying puts 😂 |
| Yes, more loss porn. Idiots like you keep this sub alive |
| You: trades spy \n\nThe guy she tells you not to worry about: trades spx |
| Damn Burry is washed up. Buying puts in semiconductors is some crazy shit. A semiconductor ETF is even crazier. |
| Schrödinger’s War = Quantum SPY |
| You didn't turn anything into anything, you're just a regard that got lucky |
| Who pays for your handler? |
| I can tell this dude is green on his options |
| George constanza move |
| Just the confidence that it's gonna go up another 50% here in any reasonable amount of time, seems a bit like market euphoria to me.\n\nThe quarter wasn't even that great |
| 🥭 bankrupted six casinos. He’s telling you the plan |
| I'd rather peel my toenails off with a butter knife than hold another Intel share |
| Yeah, and at 8:34am🥭will leak there are secret peace talks in Swaziland and the market for the 50th time will believe this nonsense. |
| given that 100+(100x6)=600 and 600-(600x6)=100 are now true maybe the earth is flat |
| y r u gae? |
| I know someone got perma for saying gandalf the g, and w. Their gpt sux |
| LMAO |
| The top is in |
| Get you a gal with manhands so she can massage you deeply when youre older. Long middle fingers preferably |
| OK honestly, if you lose money from this point you only have yourself to blame. \n\nHowever, I love gambling.\n |
| The money will flow between OP and nana’s inheritance. Only time will tell who wins. |
| If Iran only negotiates with a homeless person from the USA vs Kushner would be the most baller move in history. |
| Do it |
| Don't get used to it, I usually just roast you losers for losing. Congrats on the VICR pump though, hope you didn't sell too early before the next leg up. |
| I don’t mean to yuck someone’s yum but I would not |
| Couldn’t they be more considerate and done this last weekend when I was on vacation and away from my computer and unable to make poor decisions |
| Damn, takes character to accept your mistake. You have come a long way, VM. kudos! |
| Hodl |
| Why |
| Seems like nothing really matters. Only when institutions decide its a buy, it'll be a buy.. AMD got its ass whooped forever until suddenly it was a buy. Was a great company the whole time |
| nah you're a weekend thread spamming retard stfu |
| How does AI summarise the YouTube video? Do you paste the link? |
| No you idiot, the earth is a cube! |
| You’re not worthy of that username. Iran situation goes south and all of a sudden 700’s will be nothing but a story to tell your grandkids about one day. |
| I bought 100 CAR shares at 240 AMA |
| I got banned for 3 days for saying some bad things about I-R-G-C. This was my second violation, so a 3 day ban |
| I would avoid all 3 honestly. As much as SaaS is down most were trading at an unreasonable premium. Outside of stuff that is classified as SaaS but kind of isn't like MSFT I wouldn't bother with much else unless they have absurd margins. |
| I've been on intc since last summer this is coming up on my exit before entering back after the correction |
| It wld literally be one of the greatest days of my life seeing my SPY puts print insanely on a double digit drop. That's why I know I'll never see it |
| Ya I have roughly the same amount as op (diversified lmao) in a VHCOL and would not even remotely consider the idea of retiring right now. 30s is still too young to lock yourself into these major life decisions imo and life is expensive here. Maybe 5M or moving to an Asian country would work.\n\nI'm guessing you are finanically comfortable as well. We honestly have no idea how most people have it. |
| Elon too |
| Wins internet for one user |
| Wow, 20% in a week? That’s not a breakout, that’s a rocket. You’re right to ignore fundamentals when the chart screams volume and institutions are clearly FOMOing in. VICR is up like 78% in a month—congrats on riding the chaos while I was busy being wrong. Guess “buy high, sell higher” works until it doesn’t.\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/gqq1mfl22exg1.png?width=1920&format=png&auto=webp&s=6a805e4d72e1f16d5049762480ef76b1f59b0cf3 |
| come on, that Intel guy needs to update us about his portfolio!!!!! |
| so if it didnt happen, he would be in debt by 52k? |
| Ah, astrology for gamblers. Got it |
| Me neither. I don't look at fundamentals tbh I only look for stocks that breakout on heavy volume and get in, that's when institutions are getting in too. Funnily that stock VICR went up 20% in a single week since VM said it won't |
| You guys are having sex?!?! |
| Power move would be to be on Grindr instead |
| Did you get out of that terrible, dangerous marriage yet? |
| And with pedos like him. |
| [Here you go ignorant American](https://letmegooglethat.com/?q=ISA+UK) |
| Bc burry shorting semis |
| It's all the Davids, I tell ya |
| \> I studied ICT and learned how to actually read price action. \n\nbro got lucky gambling and thinks it happened because he studied something |
| ??\n\nIt's just shares |
| Your mom's flat |
| How many losses |
| Today, I have been convinced that the Earth is flat. Who is with me? |
| Man, inflation sucks. This bot used to say $20. |
| Obama: "The world we leave to our children will not be measured by the weapons we built, but by the bridges we dared to cross together."\n\nMango: "The world is just one big casino" |
| As is tradition |
| I don’t know anything about that stock though admittedly. |
| Everyone here now think they're on the bleeding edge of Intel but a year ago when it was actually in the pits everyone was certain it was a dead company lmao. Literally the best trading advice is do the opposite of reddit sentiment |
| haha 🤣 Yeah can't blame him |
| Those club class airfares sure mount up for a cash strapped country like the US |
| All good <3 I made money off of it so whatevs |
| Have you ever checked wsb while having sexual intercourse? Its the best |
 https://static.independent.co.uk/2026/02/03/10/51/Screenshot-2026-02-03-at-10-07-00.png?quality=75&width=1368&auto=webp static.independent.co.uk |
| Blaine too |
| He literally admits truths in his rants. This time he said there is disarray among the leadership and they don’t know who to talk to. As in he doesn’t believe the contact they have in Iran is able to deliver on what they promised. \n\nHe has done this many, many times. |
| Once the earnings reports run out |
| Allegedly 99.5% of retail traders lose money long term if they trade options exclusively.\n\nSo like 250 crying for every happy person. |
| We used to have billions of pyramids 🐥 |
| Oh I was very wrong I’m sorry |
| how did you unban bro? |
| Well aside from everything going to shit with Iran , Israel has now cancelled their ceasefire with Hezbollah and ordered to strongly attack them. Bullish right? |
| He’s not wrong on the opportunity, but yes, thats a suicide mission rn |
| Focus, Dumbass-san |
| Don't worry guys, nothing will ever happen. Just buy calls and make infinite amounts of money. WW3 - Buy more and more calls, the last day of the earth - Buy more and more calls.\n\nThe market only goes up. |
| You didn't say anything about money. In that case, large form animal preserve with ritz Carlton level accommodations for tourists. But this is far less ethical 🙁 |
| Do it again you UNGRATEFUL BASTARD |
| well he did fall asleep in his chair |
| Canceling the Uber after you pay 🫴 |
| Came here for the “why”. Don’t see it. |
| Futures are really green |
| If you think about it, David Copperfield became a billionaire fooling people |
| Avoid IGV? I am considering NOW or SNOW. Any recommendations? |
| I don’t know they had a really excellent earnings report last time and it was pretty ignored because the market was just awful. And I think it’s back to the where it was before the last ER and literally I can’t think of a reason why it would be ignored again. it didn’t have a massive run up it just kind of reset |
| lol, what? Bro, life is 3D - are you saying you are able to move a piece on an axis without ever breaking either vertical plane? |
| Good luck buddy |
| Apple is Tim Cooked without an AI strategy in 2026 |
| Judge me not by the profitability of my trades,\n\nBut by the content of my shitposts. ✊✊ |
| Attn; I'm inside-her 🐥🤲 |
| Just the tip |
| Pfft I never get banbet banned. I got reddit banned lmao I wanna show you something:\n\nhttps://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/s/NkpD48tWsZ\n\nRemember I got shit on for this banbet? I won it haha |
| lol what was it |
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| I have a few 5/1 160p |
| Sir! Sir! Sir!\n\nBehenchode\n |
| shaming them as a person, not kink shaming |
| If you can tell me Monday's winning lotto numbers before Monday then I'll believe your intel prediction by Tuesday. |
| I think you get a discount for sending it directly to Israel. |
| This is the bear post that secures my calls |
| I thought 🌮 was the only person too dumb to understand that he can't automatically stop something just because he started it until I read your post |
| Yeah , he is just bullshitting everyone. Its what he does best |
| I got 5/8 puts |
| Same shit I heard telling ppl Intel would gap up 20% after er |
| 👑 |
| Always have been 🫠 |
| Had to be a wang or a beehole |
| Comically oversold but it’ll depend on Msft earnings next week |
| It's dark, but I see it. Purposefully weaken the global economy, and be in position to recover fastest.. However that gives them credit for actually thinking ahead |
| There are only two playable dimensions bound by a third in chess. |
| Everything is buisness as usual. Traders on the street nust humming along do dee doo. Then you buy an option and the big guy slams the door, entering the floor. "WEVE GOT A LIVE ONE" and now everyone is making sure your option doesnt print. I wish this wasnt a true story |
| They were never invited for any talks in Pakistan this weekend, and it was pretty obvious 😂 US can claim they’re winning, but seems like Iran isn’t even talking to them. No way in hell 🥭 got a letter from them after cancelling this trip that was never scheduled in the first place. |
| haha okay i am done , now 🥭 gave the reason that the trip was cancelled because off too much travel. Really is he right in the head? |
| Sell in may |
| If Earth was flat, the cats would have pushed everything off the edges |
| Well I understand where you come from. But intel just posted earnings and are -800 PE, while RDDT is in the 50s PE and will somehow get crushed even if it beats earning. Theyre trying to keep it pinned until it reaches a 25-30 PE similar to META |
| Cali missiles. Never heard of this one. 🚀 |
| Shit I missed it |
| Happens all the time. People lose big\n\nCooked rekt done |
| Womp womp 🐥 |
| You will eventually see it |
| Hey listen sex is hard to find I may never have sex again myself\n\nAnd it's not all it's cracked up to be. When you feel the desire it's a lot easier to just nut on the toilet and clean it up and walk away. Less problems that way and less feelings get hurt |
| Fuck you man |
| This is one of the most retarded things I've ever read |
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| 😅 |
| Oh no. Did you get Reddit banned or banbet? |
| Ahh there we go, this guy gets it 🐥 |
| Africa a big country (even more than one country, some say) with varied terrain and cultures. High end safari lodges, Islamist insurgency, solar farm with pipeline to Europe? |
| Do i still believe in having sex? Probably, no. I don't think i ever gonna have sex \n\n \nDo i still belive in Nvo? Yes, i'm a customer |
| Leaps leaps leaps |
| no doubt, but the question is when it's high or low. some of them look like an abyss |
| Yeah i think he is not able to process what shit he is currently into |
| Dude, I was in reddit jail for saying some no bueno things lmao |
| Remindme! 30 days |
| Just the shaft? Didn’t play with the tip at all?? That’s the problem |
| Meh |
| Interesting very interesting thank you friend |
| No crash will happen until DXY spikes back up past 99.500 and holds… market is still in delulu mode |
| You know it's trip number 2 of the day. He's starving, no lunch. But finally has the right pieces to finish the job. Trip number 3 will be for the one thing not accounted for in the job. Total curveball. |
| Hey where’ve you been |
| It'll go parabolic to suck in retail then reverse down to 70-80 for the quarter |
| BTC is actually better now |
| What the?! lol you’d be lucky if it goes under 700 ever again. |
| Rddt has earnings next week and that’s not abnormal. If you think it’s worth holding on to then hold it |
| They only speak to anime bots |
| This is the most obvious set up. It has been sharply going down against the rest of market and it seems someone knows something. |
| I feel like car 5/1 puts are too obvious. They aren't gonna let us make money that easy |
| Even though I'm a permabol and utilized the last month to the fullest extent, I actually think there will be a small pullback soon after tech earnings. |
| CNBC on Monday: “Markets rise on hopes of rescheduled talks” |
| sounds like someone shorted intc earnings and got destroyed |
| 3 month out calls or 6mo\n\nI just trade shares though |
| How many of you remember March 2020, when we had 8%, 10% and 12% drops on SPY. I cannot imagine what this place would be like on a -12% SPY day |
| Do tech bros in Silicon Valley even know what customers actually want? |
| RDDT will pose great earnings and market will send it to the abyss of 100s somehow. Because fuck companies with good fundamentals |
| Eat 2 slimy mcdoubles and a blue Gatorade, ibuprof and 2hrs rest. Recipe by old gpt 🐥 |
| How many of you remember March 2020, when we had 8%, 10% and 12% drops on SPY. I cannot imagine what this place would be like on a -12% SPY day |
| Rip |
| You're saying you think around $110 this thing's going to fall fast? just straight up die? |
| I might need to watch Margin Call now. The Big Short too… I just like to watch Christian Bale bash the shit out of the drums lol. Maybe even Dumb Money! \n\n“I am not a cat” 😂\n\nHow I feel a lot of my trading days waiting for the damn market makers to flip their AI algorithms the other way 😉 |
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| !banbet spy -4% 5d |
| With all the pumping on hopes of a deal you would think SPY would be down 3 or 4% on Monday, but most likely will go uo 1% because this market is irrational |
| I know this isn’t financial advice but -what expiry calls are you keeping weeklies and sell or do you hold longer? |
| He means due to the carrying costs because pratically negative in this kind of environment |
| Any semis will fly but intel is passed earnings |
| fucking hate apple and it's retarded autocorrect |
| This is what getting lucky looks like. And yes I'm jealous |
| Crypto down a mind boggling 0.2% after the news of ceasefire violation |
| thought you yolo'd into nada calls |
| Glad to see the whole market flooding green while I hold onto RDDT |
| may I ask what inspired you to post the second image? |
| 🤡 |
| Twice bc he'll reneig the first time 🐥 |
| Not good enough. Come up with a better deal. |
| It's because you can hire globally |
| YT showing my Amazon's 'union neutral' video.\n\nthat shit cracks me up.\n\n_we are not 'anti-union', we are 'union-neutral' and use different terminology'_ |
| I'm sure the market will drop 10% from news of a 5th ceasefire\n\n |
| Woke up late, ate some cereal out of a steel pot. About to go back to sleep |
| Its very concerning when someone regular here stops posting abruptly after being wrong about something and never returns. Maybe theyre gone forever ☠️ |
| Just a .25% raise in rates as a farewell FU would be chefs kiss |
| What other stocks can you tell me are going to fly? I will buy them on Monday morning |
| *every day |
| *[ Removed By Grindr ]* |
| Bro’s been holding since the year 2000 and doesn’t realize he can finally offload his bags and stop trying to pump em |
| mon: 712 prem 708 10am 711 12 pm 703 2pm 710 eod\ntue: chop chop eod 715 |
| Cruise ship captains only make 150k a year, wtf… I would have expected more |
| Hit me up by DM |
| Assuming he doesn’t have any losses in the past, which is likely a bad assumption |
| My magic 8 balls says "idk, ask a magic 8 ball" |
| Probably the one after 3 months. But honestly i don't really care if it's next week or 3 months after or 6 |
| confused is that a positive or negative |
| 🚨 Breaking news. Sending my son in law to negotiate with our landscaper. 🚨 |
| Mango mumbling so much nonsense it's impossible to know what is what.\n\nIran sent over a proposal, that he rejected, so they sent another one that was better? But still not good enough? Or what? |
| Talk about pedo face. That stare of his is haunting. |
| She wears beads, yet none around her neck 🐥 |
| Cinco de Mayo falls on a Taco Tuesday |
| You’re just describing a bull market. It was the same with literally any 100 crypto during that alt run. If the market switches, you can pick any 100 stocks and buy puts. |
| Lost half my gains so far with RDDT 😔 |
| Pics with proof of results or ban |
| That’s nice but that’s just a random thing I ran into the other month and got me thinking what a hot mess this platform is when attracting new users. Getting banned from interacting with a major part of Reddit because you interacted with another sub that Reddit itself put in front of you is not good for growth. \n\nWhatever number of new users Reddit claims is 90% bots and 10% the same pool of degenerates changing their username to get around bans. |
| She's a 6, but her butthole whistles in a strong wind |
| Don't get greedy when it squeezes or it'll reverse on you |
| I love covered calls, they make my calls cheaper. PLEASE keep doing a provably EV negative play to subsidize my gains |
| How's your second week of recovery old guy? 🐥 |
| Which will go up more GOOGL or META next week |
| How do I make money off that? |
| seems like either they have truly no idea what they're doing, or they see the world as zero sum and tanking everything while everyone else suffers more than we do is a win |
| Both. And considering that the main runners right now (AI and related infra) will also be key factors in necessitating further inflation its win/win/win\n\n \nAt least until the elites eliminate those of us who didnt make it |
| Trick me once, shame on you, trick me 5 times...welll fuck me then |
| He said just the other day the world is a casino. And they're the dealers 🃏 |
| Alright, thanks for your insight. I'll get some more calls |
| The caption makes it seem they plan to buy back in at some point. OP would be better off buying a house or something to avoid further gambling |
| Thats good I'll work it into the vows |
| Its me. Probably bought the $80 calls I sold before the latest run up. My cost average was 73 so I'm only crying over up side I missed out on.. |
| Donkey! |
| Ice the tea 🍵 |
| Back in my day hangovers only lasted a few hours |
| Depends on the underlying. Let’s just say they buy 70,000 calls. That controls 7M shares that the market makers are forced to delta-hedge. It really does move the market quite a bit. Let alone the fact that moves that large have effects on the market by just being that large in general. |
| 2.5% annual fee is more than you pay a professional portfolio manager for better attention. |
| My liver |
| Pick 100 stocks, buy 1 call in each stock. Guaranteed profits. Ive back tested this with 7 different ai models.\n\nThe important thing is to pick the 100 stocks at random and with no dd. Once you add the human element results end badly. |
| Deal, no deal, deal, no deal, deal …. \n\nMarkets: fuck it were mooning 🚀 |
| 🥭 said all they have to do is call so calls it is |
| Might happen during their earnings call nobody knows |
| why not just sell half and secure some profit, cuh? |
| So the negotiations fell through yet again, will the market give a shit? |
| up |
| Euphoria isn't here yet |
| Agree, one doesn't need to have children to lead a meaningful life. \n\nOn the flip side, if you're forever alone single, you have oodles of time you can fill with all sorts of fun hobbies that can cost money.\n\nEven 30s with a paid off house and moderate lifestyle would be cutting it close with $2.2M and never working again. There are so many different variations of the scenarios you can play out. The funny thing is, saying $2.2M is not enough brings out a visceral reaction in most because most young people will still never get to that level in their 50s/60s, and can't accept they're fucked and have to be a slave as the working man most of their life or end up being the future equivalent of a Walmart greeter. |
| Happily waiting for Apple to join intc in the next 3-6 months..\n\nNot selling until $120 |
| Dude I got banned for this. Delete it |
| No they show up at 0.001% dip 🐥 |
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| 140% in the past year not enough? I recommend you zoom out on the chart and tell me that doesn't look parabolic |
| He clearly doesn't give a fuck |
| Fib levels |
| Good. Missed her chance. |
| If a tree falls in the the woods with nobody to hear it, do bers eat a dik and fuk off? 🤔 |
| https://preview.redd.it/vw8hmv0tydxg1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c2fb094f1a6cef35dd9af9d60c29fa8cd4b63006\n\n |
| I have the feelings of loss and desperation but without the tears, yet |
| Best advice is don't pay much attention to what he says. Pay attention to what he does, or is trying to do. He is stalling for time to accumulate a large enough force for a coastal invasion. The Iranians know this and are trying to secure resupply from Pakistan and the Caspian for the long war. New Russian military hardware should be arriving in Syria in the next couple of weeks. |
| I think you need to try iced tea. Just saying. |
| 🥭: Get me priceline negotiator NOW! 🤲 |
| LEAPs only for me, and deep OTM generally, I target .1-.01 delta |
| Yeah I was afraid, I sold my 6/18 $80c based in intc history |
| Yeah but she made what could be terroristic threats by asking that question. It sucks because she was joking but then they wouldn't arrest that fucking dickhead that said ar target practice about protests. |
| She’s not here so ask her |
| Oh boy whats going to happen with oil |
| After parabolic ramp |
| Does 🍔aka mango has any idea that Iran is actually playing him? Because they sense some desperation and urgency to finish this war in order for mango to move on to some pressing issues here at home, they’ll indeed frustrate him a lot. All mango can do is to continue yapping about peace deal being almost done and nonexistent talks going extremely well. Meanwhile stocks keep soaring cos majority are gullible. |
| I too have become an enjoyer of being the cream to her oreo |
| All of this because some dude's psychosis on a mountain 3500 years ago |
| 0 dte options got it |
| Don't miss out, people are afraid to chase rn but this is the time to position |
| The mag7 should get together and make their own strait of hormuz. Except with AI and datacenters. \n\nImagine the gap up on that coalition announcement. SPY 900 within 2 weeks. |
| hyperliquid is -0.5% |
| Yes I do remember you spamming before earnings. $110 and $120 is very specific, how do you know all this? |
| Wym secretly free I'm regarded\n\n*Sent via TapaTalk, My Samsung, Wendys'-Subsidiary-WiFi-User-data-scraping-system (WSWFUDSS)* |
| Been watching Intel for months and this breakout feels different than previous runs. Your fib analysis is spot on - once we clear that 111 resistance it's going to be wild ride up before the pullback |
| McBurry also holds a shit ton of Gamecock |
| War back on. JPow hawkish. 4 more FAG7 bomb. 25billion in Pension fund dough set to sell in to end of month. A retrace of SPY 675 makes sense but let’s see if that holds. Lol. |
| During mag7 earnings week??? Nah. |
| Blow Sam Altman |
| Elephant preserve 🐘 |
| Eyeranian negotiator called out sick 🤌 |
| yea! we need that money for wars and stuff |
| What’s the wifes problem on this saturday, sometimes a guy just wants to smoke a joint and watch the game |
| I'm thinking about opening a hedge fund. How can I get a few billions to start with? |
| Straight baddies 🐥 |
| How much of this infinite pump is willful ignorance of global crisis, and how much is pricing in the coming hyperinflation? |
| Yes. Thats kinda what I want. Is https://tradingeconomics.com/commodities a reliable source? |
| Do you guys think they'll pump the market with 19 more ceasefire announcements, or more like 18? |
| Yeeep 🐥 |
| Lemme give you head |
| SMH is 2 standard deviations above the trendline. It WILL fall. |
| They might announce during earnings watch |
| Uno |
| regards passing on INTC at <20 only to buy at 80+ are gonna be generational bagholders |
| Also you drink tea because it gives you the caffeine headspace but it's more sustained and less jittery. You drink coffee first, then proceed with tea. Best non-drug headspace you can get |
| Strait of Hormuz baddies |
| A lot of that going around |
| Lmao that's not happening bruh WTF |
| Yes I am happily watching with 2k shares. \n\nMy thinking is that apple will jump in in 3-6 months. That would pump +20%+30% |
| Once people learn that short selling is secretly free the market is finished |
| Always lags on weekends fukin internet |
| I have absolutely none of the cards 😓 |
| Frick you Arsenal |
| Oh this took a turn |
| Fuck man I may just buy more on Monday after reading this shit. You sound deranged for better or worse |
| This plus PDT rules going away means it’s going to be a wild fucking summer for the degens of this sub, calls on opening an account to working at wendys speedruns |
| #🍑-=💨💨💨💨💨👦🫦👀 |
| Now bro can never leave his abusive wife lol. |
| Buy low sell high and all that. |
| That makes no sense |
| This is true but then you think about how many experiences you could have with more money and eventually just do nothing. Have money but do nothing |
| This game sucks |
| No masturbating in the casino |
| Intel $120 burry shorting semis dumbass is never on time |
| When I marry my black girlfren her dad will give us many acres of land in Africa as a wedding present. \n\nWhat would you do with it? |
| If you wanna get the best taste you heat it up but don't boil it. Around 75 degrees Celsius is fine. Yes European units. Too much heat and it gets bitter |
| Kept telling you guys - Trump will not stop until he wants to.\n\nHe will, however, manage the markets when he sees them drop too much. \n\nLike it or not, 5D chess (Sidenote: all Chess is 4D, unless you are somehow able to stop time) |
| \*100 (Including me) |
| Why can't I get this type of autism, if be so rich rn |
| No, use the expensive rockets we wanna show china how hard we are 🐥🤲 |
| that just means peace can happen in the future and the markets are forward looking |
| STX \n\nGo argue w your mother 👩 |
| metaphorically all the fking time yes |
| Wow man congrats!!! 🍾 |
| That’s nuts. |
| It looks like it took a few days though since it's not a straight drop. OP needs to post positions or they are LARPing. |
| Look at me I am the whale now |
| Next 10 days, watch |
| TIL there's a woman who got arrested for making an online joke about Netanyahu\n\nwtf?! |
| Cancelled peace talks are bullish |
| Positions or ban |
| Luck isn’t a strategy. Don’t lose it because of greed now. Throw it into safer investments. |
| I like tea it’s comforting |
| I asked a girl out and she said no, but not even 10 minutes later I got a fresh offer from her to suck my dick, but it wasn't enough so I turned her down. |
| Because he did something no true regard would ever do. He cashed out. |
| Big money is the one buying calls, pumping stocks. Either they know something or they’re trying to manifest destiny. Maybe they’re so flush with cash they moved their horizons to price in 2028. At least the gap ups make sense now.\n\nSource - massive institutional inflow vs massive retail outflow\n\nEnd result is simple - calls. |
| Its that time again, ENPH calls for puts? |
| Shouldn't everyone who did that be ablet to give me simplified lens onto that answer?\n\n |
| currently waiting for a surgeon to yeet my gallbladder and I’m medically fucked up in like 12 different ways so I think I’ll take a pass, but I’m a pretty good swimmer when I’m not medically fragile |
| Taco clearly wants to be done with all this Iran shit which is bullish. |
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| by withdrawing 199k |
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| *Smells Like Poor Ber* |
| Funnily enough, playing 0dtes or near expiry options is less risky than buying and holding stocks lmao |
| Wait until you head about bread. |
| #😔😤😔 |
| That’s 60K in taxes |
| So miracles do happen? |
| FUCK YOU! |
| At least he didn't bet against it lmao |
| Yum yum sauce |
| Lithium is for beta cuckolds, solid state charges cars in five mins or less like some of your family members\n\nEdit: no offense |
| Most of your imagined expenses are children related. Why are you assuming one needs to have children to lead a meaningful life?\n\nThat said 2.2M probably still isn't enough to retire in VHCOL in your 30s unless you also have a paid off house and live a moderate lifestyle. |
| Why stop there? |
| Ugh weekend |
| Well you never hear about the guys that did it right. |
| You’ve been watching the Kenneth Copeland Ministries. |
| Sir, these are insufficient. You got more? |
| Absolutely beautiful |
| How are my Hormuz Hoez doing today? |
| I can build a dope beat around that. Bars |
| Send the whole city back to the stone age |
| Drinking tea is stupid.\n\nYou heat water near boiling point, but then you can't drink it cus it's too hot so you have to wait until it cools down. |
| There’s been a massive misconception that investors were the smart ones. They literally just raise capital and spam the buy button. It works until it doesn’t and they hope they’ll be gone when the “doesn’t” part happens. |
| no problem just found a $45T spare change under my couch cushions |
| This war has done nothing more than make insiders even more billions. |
| *Lithium* |
| He's making Albert Fall look honorable. |
| Bruh this is gambling |
| Oh my God yes |
| Thank you |
| Open the casino already |
| What do yall think SPY crashes to on open before going to new ATH ? |
| No, triple it, much better starting position imo. |
| $100-120 in 6 months ezz |
| 202k to 3k how u do that |
| If NVDA can still be a 10x that would be great |
| Markets open down -.3%; close +.7%; up another 5% for the week |
| dont do it. dont put that hurt on me Ricky Bobby |
| Money is only experienced when in movement. Making or losing. Having it is a non-experience. |
| 🥭 is now lying again that Iran has sent a new offer and its better than before lol , I guess even he does not know what exactly does it says |
| Congrats and enjoy it 🥳 Great inspiration 🙏🏻 |
| Should have picked a guy with last name waiter |
| Agreed, although I think the oil price will actually spike suddenly rather than gradually. Also, the price of products is going to go up as existing refineries go offline to change their process to use the type of oil they can actually get their hands on, so fuel is probably gonna get hit twice. |
| Now is the time to invest in batteries and silver |
| Some are ok, most are garbage |
| Btc barely red. So no, futes likely won't give af |
| jared and steve. who is the top |
| It's all casino |
| Making 200k feels better than having 200k \n\n😔 |
| Who remembers when it was called advanced money destroyer |
| You still believe in it bro? |
| a ppt presentation was made. calls |
| Is it time to buy software stock? Against trend? |
| Fuck it, cut off the whole city |
| Will the market EVER care that all the bad news comes out on the weekend and then it’s ALL LIES all week to just kick the can down the road? EVER? Or will it just keep going along with it FOREVER? |
| That would be me , can I have my money back ? |
| Ken Griffin, world renowned mayo enjoyer? |
| Ah! That makes sense. |
| What is ISA I’m ignorant American |
| We only postponed the judgement day, judgement day is inevitable |
| Justice for ass cancer 🐥 |
| if you read, he took it out of his account, it’s called “profit taking”. Something most regards haven’t ever done. |
| Look at r/thetagang |
| Fuck this, I'm buying a house!\n\n*checks bank account*\n\ndamnit.\n\n*checks port*\n\nfuck. |
| She can suck the smegma off of my foreskin any day. She puts the whore back in Hormuz. |
| Now you and your friends need to create your own blockade further down the street. THANK YOU FOR YOU ATTENTION ON THE MATTER. |
| https://preview.redd.it/er6xw9z6wdxg1.jpeg?width=1254&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2ef60635278050785170f825d1bf60a792a1eac9 |
| Ur mom must be multiple of these birds in a trench coat cuz she gaggles of cocks |
| did it work |
| people on TikTok are sucking Ken Griffins dick just because they don't like Mamdani lol. damn that app is killing braincells. |
| The cancer didn't deserve this |
| 10 crying regards\* |
| !banbet Intc 120 10d |
| Damn 😂 |
| Oh damn I didnt know that regard |
| My man, you need to go do your homework and watch a bunch of videos and read a bunch of pieces on options to understand what happened, especially the greeks. To break even, he needed an underlying move of 10% in a single day in the positive, an extremely rare event for a non-leveraged stock. As the price moved up, gamma (acceleration for how fast the option price changes for every dollar change of the underlying) spiked and his delta went exponential 10+x’ed and then 100x’ed which then meant that for every dollar move in the stock he was making 100x that in the option value, all while the acceleration on that delta change increased due to rising gamma, further compounding as he blew past that with a FIFTEEN PERCENT move. His initial delta was certainly well below 0.01, maybe somewhere around 0.001 without me checking the option chain. That’s how you go 150x.\n\nThis person bet on AMD getting a bump from Intel, and it ends up that was genius.\n\nNow you definitely don’t understand a single thing I just said so consider this my yearly community service and go get educated and stop being a fucking retard. |
| You came naked and will leave naked |
| Their use didn’t go to zero. Plenty of pictures of JDAM’s on flight decks. \nAnd I said near impunity, not total. There were open corridors they could fly into, but there were definitely zone of dangerous air space. \n12-15k sorties and one downed 4th gen jet is incredible (excluding ff and ground hits). \n\nThe war was a mistake, but the air campaign was successful, just not effective at achieving their moving goal post. The US used a ton of high end munitions, but the US has time before a Taiwan conflict to scale up production. \nWe have no clue what’s going to happen in the future. There are major interceptor shortages. I’m more worried for gulf countries than the us or Taiwan. They can’t move their refineries and pipelines like a navy ship or aircraft.\n\nEdit: adding in also Ukraine to the worry section. Those interceptors would have been way more beneficial to protecting Ukraine today vs starting a conflict with Iran. |
| Positions or ban |
| Nothing ever happens. Calls |
| We know about Donald and casino's \n\n |
| She cool |
| Mine expire 5/1 too, how red are you? |
| These retards can't read we only know charts |
| Yeah Ivanka but fuck all them boards tho 🐥 |
| Just need it to hit to win, doesn’t need to close at it regard |
| What do you regards think about **TXT(earnings April 30)**, they got awarded the new U.S. Army’s next-generation assault aircraft, officially announced in April 2026. |
| A group of them is called a gaggle of cocks |
| Better than poop cock, Lmao |
| He said he got all the cards, and definitely will pull an ace out of his ass by Monday morning |
| Where's the Board of Peace when you need it? And where's Ivanka? |
| No because it's going to squeeze then sell off, not going to close at that price lmfao |
| Futures gonna be red or nah |
| Gambling on a stock that always disappoints 😆 |
| Cash the fuck out! |
| wait until you hear that the gender neutral term is 'pee foul' |
| >The United States of America is *in serious discussions with A NEW, AND MORE REASONABLE, REGIME* to end our Military Operations in Iran\n\nThis aged beautifully. |
| Absolutely! What argument you got now atheists? Lol 🐥 funny cacaww |
| With a Wendy's inside it and there is a line of new hires behind the dumpster. |
| I think that's SoFi, and it's not a portfolio performance chart but rather just the balance. That "drop" is a withdrawal. |
| That’s fair, be prudent and yolo on weekly contracts instead! |
| Smoked two cigars today. The buzz is damn fine |
| The best part about buying options is being 100% right and still losing all your money. |
| Whats this particular ticker you speak of my friend? |
| So how did you fo it ? Can you explain I am reaally new not even an account |
| None of them should be doing it, but I mean... Betting on a military campaign you're actively involved in. \n\nYeah, you should expect to get in epic shit for that. \n\nI'm not suggesting this'll happen, but that's nearly approaching Black Mirror episode levels of creepy there. "In this episode, a country gets nuked because of a Polymarket bet." |
| When no means yes it's consensual 🤲 |
| Pretty sure he sold and withdrew from the account from what the post says but not super clear. |
| Made me sick looking at it, can’t believe it’s run up like that |
| The fact southern Lebanon is being actively colonized and the Lebanese govt is STILL bending over happily |
| My brother at least set aside $100k. Enough to start over in life if you lose it all. |
| She's hard to get |
| He took the money out into HYSA. It’s stated on the description. |
| It is what it is |
| Can we have another rock bottom, I will try something |
| god has a funny sense of humor |
| There’s an animal literally named a Pee Cock and nobody says anything about it there are CHILDREN saying this |
| https://preview.redd.it/9uz950ebvdxg1.png?width=200&format=png&auto=webp&s=bb5745c8d16e5ebdaba8555c6cb48252cad7e830\n\n |
| Yes.\n\nThink bigger. |
| May as well call BE beyond energy atp |
| transfer out |
| Where the hell can you retire with 2.2? Middle of bumfuck Missouri? Yeah hard pass. 2.2 isn’t shit anymore. Maybe if you sit on your ass and play Xbox all day. Get one run at this life. |
| She goes to a different strait |
| Tell me about it |
| Triple double, start em n stop em is still a +1 |
| This is hilarious but no |
| Stocks or options? |
| That guy really thought he could insider trade with classified info and not be a politician . |
| Bro it's me I'm that crying regard |
| Well duh nobody expected it to be so complicated, who could have predicted that\n\n |
| I will not be used for the size of my phallus! Absolutely not |
| 12 hours and 4 Addies. |
| I was in oil on the retest it did the week before the weekend that the war broke out. Still not a SNDK tho |
| 😂😂 |
| Not that extreme for people who are actually achieving in life. And not that much of a stretch for aging immigrant parents who came over with nothing and spent it all raising 1st gen kids.\n\nThe assumptions people are making is $2.2M is enough for someone to "retire" and fuck off with never working again if young, say mid 20s to 40. Just run the scenario in AI asking it to including VHCOL, taxes, housing, insurance, private schools for high school, twice a year vacation, 3 bed 2 bath home, maxing out 401K and Roth IRA via backdoor, funding 529 plans, saving for kids colleges, kids activities growing up, modest cars, eating out every now and then as a family, stay at home vs. working spouse, childcare if working, etc. \n\nAgain, realities of this sub are forever alone Gen-Z to Millenial males who don't own a house or have any aspirations and are content to meander through life. |
| Yeah I mean looks like it's still ends close to 100 k but definitely a bit of fluff going on there lol |
| Not car but gas boiler... |
| Attn, mister notayoohoo has ass cancer and now he's super butthurt. Expect escalation in places he picks. That is all 🐥 cacaww |
| Apparently the ancient Brits saw Balkans turkey and Egypt as the near East (orient). Still, considering Japan at the end of the east, the middle east is pretty far from middle |
| Were you full porting until you got to 200k? |
| Congrats, and see you in the cassino on Monday. |
| "too hard" says the retard who claims to have saved 100 of the last 8 wars. LMAO. |
| I mean yeah, I usually have trouble getting my nut off with 12 beers, makes you numb. Try drinking less. |
| Was it just from the CRDO and CRWV calls, or were there any other trades that helped the turnaround? |
| they withdrew. |
| they did. read caption |
| Don’t kink shame. I don’t make fun of people for jacking off to loss porn on here. Different strokes for different folks. |
| For every winner, there's probably a regard crying somewhere out there |
| Looks like your chart plummets after though? |
| What happened April 24? |
| Pay your taxes! |
| sir, this is a casino |
| Double that 202k. Much better starting point imo. |
| USO |
| the fact this wasnt taken down kinda proves otherwise lol |
| Truly butthurt 🤜👌 |
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| Rep Mo Money and Senator Bettingman |
| Need positions regard. Will unzip accordingly once positions are posted |
| Who high school? You don't even understand English, moron. |
| I'd kill myself |
| Now set most of it aside in something you wont lose it in. |
| Lol doesn't he have ass cancer? 🐥 |
| Not all stocks reach 500$. Most likely you'll get diluted to hell. Or the price just settles. Don't be greedy. |
| "We have all the cards"\n\nThis must be a game of Uno then |
| To get my nut off, I usually crank it |
| I had to do research for that myself actually. I was about 300lbs when I got my bike. Went with a Trek Marlin 7 with the tire reinforcement shit in the tires. I tried to get a cheap bike to start and went over the handle bars afrer blowing out the front tire on a sewer grate hahahaha |
| I sold all my $POET in order to buy $PATH and tbh I wanna kill myself |
| Netanyahu orders Israeli army to vigorously attack Hezbollah positions\n\nPrime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu has ordered Israel’s military to attack Hezbollah positions in Lebanon, despite a ceasefire formally being in place between the two countries.\n\n“I have ordered the army to launch a strong attack on Hezbollah targets in Lebanon,” Channel 12 quoted the prime minister as saying. |
| Oh no! My local dairy queen is blockaded bc they didn't have enough democracy 🐥🤲 |
| Bro is the nemesis of the guy who bought intel shares out of his grandma's inheritance |
| “Nobody knows who is in charge, including them. Also, we have all the cards, they have none! If they want to talk, all they have to do is call!!!” - Presiden Donald J. TACO 🇺🇸"\n\n\nHe cancelled the trip to Islamabad for peace-talk. \n\nIn other words, Peace-Talk didn't go well on Saturday but somehow doing good on Monday. |
| Is she your girlfriend?\n\nUS: Yes\n\nIran: No |
| Ever work on a car and spend 4 hours and 12 beers trying to get a nut off then finally easily get it by turning the other way |
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| So the US is at “war” with a country that doesn’t even have the capability to hit back at its homeland, but in a pinch could be completely obliterated with nukes and the most expensive military in the world behind them if it ever chose.\n\nMeanwhile in the US, more money than ever from around the world is being thrown blindly by the day at tech giants, tech startups, construction for their resources, and global shipping + infrastructure to keep them running. \n\nWhy on earth wouldn’t the market be up? Besides the fact it’s never been fair and you’ve already lost if you’re trying to trade based on your personal ethics, besides the fact that hundreds of millions of Americans have their paychecks continually pumping in new money every day of every week, and besides the fact that inflation is making the dollar worth less by the day and in doing so causing tickers to rise naturally in response, do you really think the price of oil going up (thus leading to even MORE revenue for those conglomerates) in response to a situation the US could easily settle permanently with little to no consequence because of corruption at the highest levels of wealth and global control has even a fraction of a candle to hold up against the endless money printer that technology has become lately?\n\nThis is such a “Reddit” take. I remember when this sub had genuine financial gambling in it based on dubious familiarity with certain tickers or quality DD, now it’s just all “I trade on my feelings” nonsense and people getting mad when reality sets in and takes their money from them for doing so.\n\nMake money or don’t, it’s up to you, but if you’re trying to talk about “fairness” as a factor here then you’re going to just lose it all. Stop letting the “opinions” that losers on TikTok and X hardwire into your brains for you so you get to be part of the self-loathing doomer generation stop you from making money. |
| It won't happen under this administration |
| 🐻 |
| The old talks are canceled Sunday to, best deal ever Monday trick aye? |
| Instead of playing earnings this time im just buying any mag7 that dips 10%+ and hold til eoy |
| Go get em. Just dont chase to prove us wrong |
| I feel like EU companies could just list in the US stock markets to double their capitalization overnight |
| he has assburgers so its one step closer |
| Looked at BE today I owned it at $22 a share and sold around same price. Good times ☠️ |
| Going sub 100 after earnings me think |
| He didn’t deserve it |
| Every weekend bers are all doom and gloom and every weekday bers cry in their room |
| I should clearly state. It was Motorized! I would never mock someone on a bike to get exercise or of necessity. |
| surprising it didn't happen yet |
| The fuck am I gonna do in Oman there’s no baddies there 😭 |
| So like everyday for the past decade |