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Who told you that? Lmao
God you guys are insufferable
How many Courics?
BTCT tho🥵🥵
Sellas life sciences. Same with what this post said (I think) about being close to phase 3. They do cancer drugs/therapy and are close to having financial analysis done on them once the testing is complete.
It’s already starting to go down. Today was a good day for that stock but it’s a sell the news event for right now
Yeah. You need to be over here with us retards on Wallstreetbets. Just sit here and be quiet. And if you have a question, just comment. But I'm gonna save you some time, sweetie, and give you the answer now. I. Don't. Know.
Saw an article earlier today saying short sellers lost 5Billion. Imagine that number went up
How much you want to bet though?
Buy back news was yesterday and KOSPI dump -5% lol
Well yes, I knew that already.
So, BULL puts too obvious?
So you re telling me I could buy calls on MRNA at open and still x10? what in the actual fuck
NVDA is the company curing cancer ultimately
I hear spiderman helping google make potato chips
Ya'll needa be buying PURR like it was a car rental company
Not in the long run.
how are glp1s supposed to reduce rates of skin cancer?
$Bull just open at $11for daddy
Cool story, ban bet that spy target
Mrna is 160 and u guys r telling me its a dump omfg fuck u fucks
I made a bit leveraged short sndk, but I got out because I dont see it dropping back to the 1200 range. Whats everyone thinking sndk with do?
I bet mRNA dumps to 90-100 overnight, then pumps again tomorrow
I wish they’d go back to panic buying instead
Probably. But hold on to your asses if/when the vaccine gets FDA approval... Will be the biggest pump you've ever seen
Yes
Its coming in 2026
htz probably gonna pop again soon. sls willl save my port. my 50% options losses will be made hole
Did you sell for -20%? I've held on and I'm excited to see it climb again.
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Short interest on MRNA was around 15%, so I think the short squeeze is now done after up over 200% in one day.\n\nNext stop is probably a big dump to lower 100$.
Wass MRNA Puts too easy? Hope so
😂😂😂😂
Can you eat expired options contracts, sir?
I hope so
What is that, link twin
So risky
Winnie the Pooh that chicken mfer
No.
Just put the won tons in the bag bro.
The market just rotates and obviously the next bubbly bubble is the Chinese AI bubble but most regards won’t buy it until it’s already vertical
Oh, and Tesla just moved like a year ago.
Regret
MRNA tanking because with glp1 drugs, there will be less tumors to shrink
Get on sls instead
Nah, when you miss the boat, you miss the boat.
Nvidia is in Santa Clara, California my guy… \nPlus, you forgot Apple, Google, Salesforce.
i heard running cures cancer
This is the case for my gambling account
my guy that -49k is just the warmup at this point. 0DTE's are basically lighting money on fire but you're doing it with style\n\n \nthe fact that youre already planning the hail mary before even losing it all is peak degen behavior and honestly i respect the commitment\n\n \nat least grab some weeklies next time so you can pretend you tried
Boys, if you're single, never underestimate the value of your slampigs.
That youre retarded?
isn’t mrna end of year puts just guaranteed money?
She is a gold digger
U think sndk will go down and what price u think it will open tom
full port mrna on this dip
wtf is this trade LMAO actually pretty cool
Naked from the waist down deep frying chicken legs rn
Koreans will dump memory, Donnie will tweet something stupid, market dumps the. Pumps Thursday and friday
How was OP suppose to know the stock was going to go up all day LMAO. You must watch a lot of those candle setup videos. IT WAS OBVIOUS....... at the end of the day LMAO
Really no reaon?
MARKET IS BATSHIT CRAZY!!!
buddy it went up 176% today why do u think use ur regarded brain for once
Because the $100 put option did not exist before today\n\nOnce the stock gained 85% overnight, the IV went crazy and the algorithm priced the premiums as if it was a volatile stock. The current IV for that $100 put is now 377%!!!\n\nI checked my IBKR and the $100 put option opened at $100 (1.00) when it opened and was at $41 (0.41) at its lowest. OP bought them at $46 (0.46)\n\nThe put option then went up because of IV, from that $41 to $330 ($3.30) at its highest. 4!! minutes later. \n\nIn those 4 minutes, the stock only increased by $2. Hence the put option was not crushed immediately. Once the stock started climbing smoothly, the puts then started going downhill. That is until 1:30pm when the stock started falling cause people were grabbing their profits\n\nMorale of the story if you see a stock that was previously flat gaining more than 30% overnight, grab some puts immediately before the IV balloons, and hope to dear god it stays flat in the beginning
sidelined?
Crypto bros actually trying to stage a comeback. Good for you. I’m not touching that shit. Wouldn’t be surprised at another crash wave in the Fall
what even is that shit some kind of crapto garbage
Wtf why is MRNA tanking for no reason?
lol hold until it drops 50% when ur not looking for 2 mins good idea XD
nah market dumping tomorrow
How was OP suppose to know the stock was going to go up all day LMAO. You must watch a lot of those candle setup videos. IT WAS OBVIOUS....... at the end of the day LMAO
It's just a number... Americans are still fat and happy per usual
It's bananas when you think about it
Why is that?
With this exact strategy, you lose on any stock not going straight up through the day. This is not repeatable since often, not every stock goes straight up on the day.
tomorrow will be the greenest day we've had in awhile
time to forget about stocks and focus on gay memes and vibes in the crypto casino
doable. ath is like $7 away only or something idk
You are correct, but if you buy back long dated, and fund it with short dated that you can't pay for, eventually the money printer goes error, when the Fed is forced to start buying assets again, and the money supply goes up.
i sold reddit after the disaster earnings call fuck reddit spez is a cuck since then i made money with pltr and coreweave
He just happened to buy the Aug 21 strike. Nothing fishy here. Really. Trust me.
Works with gambling too
uhhh seems like my Mrna shorts will print tomorrow
Tomorrow is going to be insane \n\n\nSOUN PLEAS FLY AGAIN
sls gonna cure cancer next just watch
They hit record earnings and beat eps by a lot, what are u on about
And they are cheap.
Thank you Bessent and Co for rigging the bond market, my calls might actually print
Ha that was mine. I’m out
gonna keep power dry man, feel like fomoing into stuff right now, but wait for the deal to form
Who just managed to become a mRNA bagholder
https://preview.redd.it/1gwuxsohqekh1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=29a80e9b3fd5c549c4bf57b2410b0857812b2e43
Well, Seymour, I made it- despite your directions.
775 open?
Very Wet Ass Pussy
Like every night
I am the Fed and I approve this message.
40 percent up on my PURR shares lmfao
I beleive it will go higher by 2028. 500.
After a single day jump by 175+%, am after hours drop of 5% has you scared? Why wasn’t the 175+% run up enough for you to sell? Greed always gets punished.
to quote the great cardi b, vegan wet ass p\*ssy
Actually nvm. Lot of contracts. IBKR might be more.
ez BULL, always trust in degenerates
Donnie boy has taken US debt to 40 trill. Go on Donnie boy. Donnie loves a good bankruptcy.
My god that MRNA pump led to some fucking margin calls for sure. Most likely on some hedge funds. Whoever thought they were clever and selling short is a massive retard.
Idk, same thing that is wrong with 95% of biotech companies with no other drug pipeline
How did that compare to valuations of a year prior? And a year afterwards? That wasn't a burst bubble, it was a correction. Besides, the total market loss was only about half of the dot com loss in gross percentage.\n\nWhen most people refer to bubbles, they are talking about an economic collapse in the same class the dot com and housing bubbles, which ruined the whole economy for years. The tech "bubble" hardly had any adverse maintream effects, relatively speaking. Most of the companies that were impacted were still profitable throughout that period as well.
It’s located in Naperville. Not sure if it’s that theater.
rats
More goog probably
I can't wait for law abiding citizen 6 to release
Today marks the 20th day without taking a shit, i bet im hitting a 14 pound weight drop after the emergency room today
If I give you my number can you text me as well?
Dann it was $430 during covid. Imagine the bagholders
Im that boyfriend
How did you find positions? 😀
$eth shreck cokcing is so satisfying
God damn it they got it
Why MU sub is so fucking weird?
no! why doesn’t everyone ask me that?
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Barely tho. I can only sell 3 at a time. I made $750 by rolling out to Sept. 25th? I think thats the date I chose. $370 strike
Holy shit your post made my day. Dropped both my stimulus checks into Moderna and did not sale when it was over 400 a share. I think I bought in at 100ish. Been bag holding ever since.
Thanks Pete I'll bring some bbq sauce then
thanks man, i know deep down you are right. gains are gains, onto the next trading day. in some corner of the market on any given day is an opportunity...onto the next...
has Iran even said thank you once?
Good thing I bought BULL calls at open this morning :money: :money: :money:
Spy ATH tomorrow at 11:13am eastern.
👍🏻
MRNA has kicked off the start of the biotech boom. CUVL has phase 3 results coming in very soon, blockbuster indication, company is already profitable and cashed up. Biotechs set to soar, everyone wants the next big P3 stock
mrna bagholders assemble
The expectation is a deep correction after a 140% single day gain.
cmon peace deal and pump it to ATH
Any other stocks you're following?
Yep, looks like algos are predicting Koreans will pump today
Koreans dumping memory into the earth tonight
Just had the McExtreme Pulled Pork from McDonald's. 7 out of 10 is what I'll give it.\n\nGood meaty/rich flavor with the quarter pounder patty, pulled pork, and bacon, but the chipotle sauce isn't very flavorful and BBQ sauce would have been better. \n\nIf you're thinking about it trying it out just know it doesn't have the BBQ flavor most would expect.
Watch moderna puts me up 1000% then recover before market open before you can sell em
Youre right but OP has no knowledge of fundamentals so he doesnt know MRNA would be making 10 bil  year by 2032 so hes a scared pussy scalping.
Bessent was one of the main strategists with Soros when they broke the Bank of England. What do you think his role is here at the Treasury? It's all by design.
keep pamping mstr and bmnr
I just Googled the stock price, and asked Gemini for an analysis. Just like many people do with any ticker. What does that tell you?
most will sell too early. just business. 15$ per one American $DOGE
what is a vwap?
Obviously I do not think anyone is getting rich off the welfare state, except possibly old people who already are rich. This is obvious due to the recommendation of giving people checks. As for it being a terrible idea we'll have to agree to disagree; many believe that health insurance costs are high purely because of lack of competition; and that by giving consumers direct access to funds it would foster competition leading to lower medical prices. You haven't demonstrated that's not the case so I'll presume you're incorrect.
MRNA $200 EOD they say
Like if you want to send payments to people in a consistent manner on a daily basis its just much smoother and there is like 1000 options... btc is a shiny rock but so is gold so there ya go
going out to raw dog the sun without sunblock now when melanoma has been cured 😎
Let’s see is mRNA bounces off vwap again
Taiwan Numba One!
Oh no! MRNA!!!! Sweetie why’d ya do it?!
So you’re picking a global trade good/commodity for your argument whose price is heavily affected by weather and seasonal conditions outside of anyone’s control. Got it. By the way Columbia and Brazil who we get our coffee from have had pretty terrible harvest seasons for the past number of years so it’s no surprise that Coffee bean futures have gone from about 90-100$/lb to about 360-400 over the past 6 years…which directly coincides with the 6$ to 24$ increase your seeing on the shelves. Price per lb goes up 4x…..your coffee can goes up 4x. Seems unsurprising to me.\n\nNot denying inflation feels higher than what they’re saying and there’s some price gouging going on but there are also plenty of things that have gotten cheaper even post pandemic…and we’re talking averages here of a large swath of goods and services. There’s higher than normal inflation on things that matter the most like food, housing, and energy and that’s probably why it feels much worse. And it can always be worse. Be glad we didn’t even reach half of the inflation of the 70’s and 80’s. It was 20% back then and probably felt like 50% yoy.
MRNA top buyers feeling that buyer's remorse HARD, LMAO
I honestly only need 6 weeks but 6 months sounds great
funny to think this sub is the reason it obliterated earnings
Short that shit
you scalped a stock that basically only went up... you're the idiot here lmao. all you had to do was hold, is what he was saying. Obv this was the most easy "sell half, hold the rest" situation. textbook\n\nIf scalping 30 times in something that was green all day makes you think you did something literally everyone could do with 90% accuracy xD
MRNA PUTS PRINTING
Looks capital rotating from $MRNA back into $SKHY right now
Maduro gave it a nice jump but nothing since
Wouldn’t you have made way more if you just bought and held those initial 120c and shares? All that work for less money. Congratulations on the 30k
https://preview.redd.it/xp6lyuztpekh1.jpeg?width=1129&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4d24ca37ab173b37b2f3ee61edb181bf1332b217
In what way
People hating but you made more then 99% here ever will, they’re also commenting with the hindsight that it ran up 200%\n\nIf it topped and fell back down they wouldn’t be commenting “could’ve just held all day instead”, most who do that hold their gains to the bottom and sell for a loss
Fuck I shoulda bought moderna puts
don't be a sore winner. learn to be happy
Some stupid commission. Come on over to ibkr \n\nAlso, nice work.
I am now officially a Moderna bag holder for life
Fuck Bers are so fucking dumb lmfaooo
Yes bigly
Will Korean degens pump KOSPI based on buyback news from SKHY? Find out on this episode of Koreans Getting Margin Called
The FED threatens rate hikes like my parents used to threaten to ground me\n\n"If you don't go down right now inflation, you are getting rate hiked for three months!"
anybody have puts on mrna tmrw open
lol
Damn marvel movies doing this good
We might just make it fam 🥲
If you guys pumped Webull , why the fuck not Robinhood too. Wankers.
mrna did not cure cancer dumb bol
just annouce peace already lets ath tomorrow
Dread it, run from it— theta arrives all the same
naw, people constantly say that...its simple...you get taxed on short term realized gains. all the in and out action is irrelevant. whatever the final YTD number is, if its short or long term capital gains, thats your taxable income from trading. one could trade the same capital over 100s of trades worth millions of dollars added up over said trades intra-year to end up with 1k profit YTD, and that would be their taxable short term gain.
so after that speech we pump tomorrow big time right?
Can you just show a line going up and not your nerd diary please
Ah yes, the ETF full circle play
i love the inflation!
Need 24 hours market to fight the KOSPI bitches in real time
15 eow
Agree. Fuck cancer
PUMP MRNA \nWHO IS BEARISH ON CANCER CURE??
I think it's a much deeper structural problem being highlighted first by the situation with the Yen carry trade. First of all, why the market reacted at all to doubling the Treasury buybacks from $2 billion to $4 billion? How much total debt are we talking about here? Over a trillion with Japan alone??? How much will they have to offload to defend their currency? \n\nDidn't the Treasury have to use Euros (and didn't inform the ECB) when doing the recent Yen intervention? \n\nHow long ago would actions like this have revealed the lack of liquidity in the long term Treasury market and caused a huge negative correction as a result? \n\nNone of this really makes any sense. I mean, they are going to dump long term debt by moving the weighted average maturity from 6 years up as far as possible. What's this going to do to the short term funding markets available? Who buys it? The Federal Reserve is the only one capable. \n\nI'm sure they will keep the ponzi scheme going much longer than we think but with a debt crisis, it happens slowly and then all at once.
AMEN
Lmfao if you guys have paid for options flow youd know mrna and merk have been unusual all year.
The reason we go down was because of Bond Market. Now that Bessent and his friends "fix" it in the short-term then A.I stocks should pump again tomorrow. \n\nAll they need to do was just sacrificing Dollars lol, so Gold and Bitcoin can pump.\n\nCan we get an AMEN!
You trying to delete your account?
$GOOG the #1 analyst stock pick. Is $450 in the cards for next year?
I dunno, but u/sandisk_made_me_rich has some big balls
We regard as one
>based on need\n\nWe already do this. Nobody's getting rich. And every time a red state has tried to implement additional means testing it's blown up in their face with the program costing orders of magnitude more than the amount saved. Every single time. The welfare queen myth has been a favorite boogeyman in certain political circles because it's visceral and plays into preconceived beliefs, but it doesn't exist at any meaningful scale.\n\n>give people checks\n\nThis is a terrible idea if you care about limiting spending. When medicare pays for something, they don't send out a check, they cover the bill after the approved medical service has been performed by an approved clinician at an approved discounted rate. When someone receives WIC subsidies, they have a very specific subset of staple food items that qualify at the grocery store, they're not getting a check and going out to the clubs.
wow! daym! congrats. we always dream about a day like this. You better celebrate this and take it easy for a while.
october 12, 2020 equivalent for crypto. which means 6 months of GOD SHRECK COCKS incoming
Jig is up for Bitcoin shorts.....
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Yall think onds has short squeeze potential
You've inspired me to hold onto my bags. Thank you for your work.
I'll make a few calls
They are buying bonds now. Inflation is gonna be a rocket.
this is that brief moment, the eye of the storm, before the Koreans come in and fuck up all the AH greens... and make them bleed red. Then we rinse, wash, repeat tomorrow.
Yes that's fine and good but you gave them your password and you trust them.\n\nI'm not going to trust my banking info to a third party who could easily be hacked or just decide that they want my money.
MRNA news?
Why didn’t you DCA when it was at like $6
eth is so much better to use its not even funny
hella insider traders in this ho lmao
When does he build the thunderdome
Taxes are gonna go crazy 😭
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As in agriculture? My grandpa was a farmer, but lost everything too... \n\nLMAO
well apparently that sls bs is doing blood cancer at least according to reddit i don't invest in biotech
If one antivaxer wants to take this mRNA cure, they should be denied at the doctors
🌽 is history. It's only Ethereum now
If Moderna actually cures melanoma then send that bitch to 10T market cap idc they deserve it
Good for you.. I hope it keeps going up
Anybody here have massive cannons?
I would prefer if you did not, powerboner
my shitcoins down 98% barely did anything, im angry
ChatGPT stopped using RDDT. Seems like RDDT bols lost their core thesis
that does make a lot a sense to me...
By next Wednesday. Possibly by this Friday. Selling the $790 means that theoretically they believe it could go that high by Friday or next Wednesday.\n\nOf course it could just go to $775 or $780. If so they buy the puts they sold back at a substantial gain the closer it gets to the strike. Selling deep ITM like that is almost always bullish.
SHRECK COCKS IN CRYPTO
BULL had good earnings. Was not expecting that high of a jump this week.
Spy seems to be waking in the PM. A gap up overnight would be welcoming considering the movement on Bitcoin and gold.
BULL 🐂
It's all going according to plan
My heritage is from Sweden so I’m thinking IKEA, Spotify, ABBA, Swedish meatballs, Ghost, and anything with lingonberries on it.
# Bers big mad lmfaooo
Because you touch yourself at night
Same brother, I made a nice buck today too but nothing crazy.
Thank you, I think I actually understood this comment. Definitely makes sense why this guy made money on puts, if I get what you're saying.
c'mon who even says cuck anymore
Cancer cure? This is how 'I am legend' started... 🙁
If you're reading this: You're ALREADY in HELL. Sorry to be the one to have to tell you.
Sooo early to short. They deserve it tbf
We’re about to create generational ag holders on Moderna
70MC for a cancer cure?
i appreciate the regarded compliments...that was nice of you
Gradually, then suddenly
Nvidia 225 by Friday is all i ask, got analed today but wasnt too bad
IF META GOES TO 560 TOMORROW I WILL EAT YOUR WHOLE ASS!!!
Hell yes.
Let’s make this whole thread “$BULL”
Mrna next leg up
40T… no worries man, I’ll pay you back Tuesday and shit.
Americans pump. Asians take profit. Europoors complain. Repeat.
are you ok retard?
Pump as in tomorrow or what
so you're just sitting and watching? ye thats being a cuck
Moderna with the big red bloodclot
Supply and demand determine equilibrium price, not fundamental value. Like I already said, some retards do value bitcoin, but it is based on a fantasy in their head and a midwit understanding of concepts like "store of value" and a weak understanding of monetary history. There is no real value, period. You can't do anything with it. Everybody values gold because everybody uses gold.
Tsla pls make me a bunch of money tomorrow
VIX down. Corn up. How about some NVDA up
I just had the realization that a trillion is 1 million millions.\n\nCrazy number.
Yeah lemme invest my money in an ‘asset’ that was created by a figurative person name Satoshi lmaoooo
🤏
I did same but with 1 share of mrnx at the top, you could buy at any point and be up lol
congrats MSTR holders, I'm sure you are back to even now
Insiderrrrrrr woohoo 🥳
LMAOO
should tank to 50 where it belongs
Awesome news
Its ready at 10
are you jealous LOL.
SPY 773 open. Clock it
Yes
Lucky you are
it's going to go higher than anyone can imagine... \n\n \ni am all in $doge but $eth is fantastic
no mrna im a bag holder now bought at 188
i want to believe.
Do you have your own IV formula to decide when to buy these gaps for the IV move or is it just off feel? Have you been able to replicate this with short dated contracts on semis/memory when they are gapping +/- 10% every day now?
https://preview.redd.it/9poozdsioekh1.png?width=1120&format=png&auto=webp&s=c2a0b5227f198970714db2ecca9d5679ef3eb68f\n\n
Nailed it
the guy is a fool. you are right, scalping is precisely that which you said... but its ok, his comment still induced a chuckle from me...lol
What expiry you got?
CUVL will be the next big phase 3 biotech stock, results due imminently. Hugely undervalued, just 2x cash, EV 10x earnings
I'm sure you have a very reliable butt. I'll check the market first thing in the morning and see what's up
bers r so fukt it’s not even funny\n\n>!it’s actually funny lmfaoooo!<
I dont need to imagine, i just open my port 😎
pump our nuts dum ber
it js dropped 10 dollars in 1 min
Corn and ETH megapump
BULL gonna hit $10 then $11 tomorrow
MRNA DOWN
What a wild, lucky bastard you are.
Isnt this exactly what scalping is? Just tiny bits of a jump to get profit with volume.
I bought 5 September 4 9 strike for 100$. Sold 3 and let two of them ride. Maybe I’ll make a few hundred
Bought way too many MRNA calls right before close. This shit better fly tomorrow
Found Out, Missed Out\n\nLucky for the wsb crowd it’s the same acronym!!!
Corn whales refuse to let gold outshine their internet money.
you're an imbecile, along with every single scalper. Show all-time, don't be a pussy \nEdit: I just checked your comment history, you are truly an imbecile
I'm talking about right now.
Buyers stepping in, too. Damn
DEAL LEAKED
See, now you’re investing in security. Safety. Protection.
It's up 175 percent in less than a day?
60/40 odds tomorrow has a secondary pump from latecomers, then drops over the next couple of weeks. (Source: my butt.)
Someone was selling millions in the option sweeps today in SPY $790 puts that expire Friday and next Wednesday. Something big is coming. 👀 \n\nMega pump incoming
100%
MRNA just tanked 10 points in 1 min
changed their mind and now make a drug that causes cancer
I think it can
at this point I think I'd rather work in a Siberian coal mine and freeze to death in my sleep than deal with all of these entitled, inept, fair-weather unemployed West Coast chuds
Imagine being red YTD when SPY is +13% YTD
Sorry, that would be QSU 'Mid' month level.
Salute
Had a right to be nervous lol 100% pops aren’t normal and usually get followed up with big sell offs. Weak hands are green hands. Congrats on the win
futures open and proceed to undo all of todays trading in 5 minutes. ok
I'm drawing a blank; what's the equivalent of the term "FOMO" for when you have already missed out?
> They must be more privy\n\nWhy?
I dunno, rich who have foresight are the type to disappear after getting 10s-100s of millions because they have enough. The billionaire types that are future looking are more... Peter Thiel types.\n\nAlso blaming birthrate on QE is lol.
is 🌽 awakening?
Why does one BTC cost $70k and not $0 if it doesn't have any value
I only buy stocks after they go up 200% in one day.
How about just regulating cost of medical care and pharmaceuticals? That would be a lot easier.\n\nMedicare and ACA are pretty terrible, so trusting government to get it right is dumb.\n\nWe don’t need single payer to regulate healthcare prices lol. It’s a lot simpler than Medicare 2.0.
I’m getting blasted tonight I made $20K
Me all pumped at NBIS last week Only for the dilution news! Why can’t it just high? Why?! ☠️
Fuck it might hold my options see if BULL gets near $15
Sorry, best we can do is Nancy Mace.
Pour one out tot hose that faded webull
Must be that Monsanto GMO 🌽 8%
Good to know. Guess it could plateau now but stay stable, or if people lose interest entirely dip down right? They have other trials in progress tho
Sharon is that you??
MRNA FOMO aaaaaaaaaaaaa
I'm just gonna start my weekend tomorrow morning. Fuck work.
[i love it](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1vs08q5/what_are_your_moves_tomorrow_august_19_2026/p4jiav5/)
Why is $MRNA crashing now? 📉📉📉
the first ever option trade you do is on a 2x leveraged short?! holly regarded
refinery capacity
Ah, gotchu. But, they're either pre-programmed bots or posters that are just gonna do it harder if they see pushback, so... good luck.
Quick check in on the MRNA short sellers... you guys surviving or you need a welfare check ?
No margin call on US 40T debt? But they margin call me for a few thousand smh 🫩
QSU? All in on other plays but for the next 5-7 day trader look at single stock Long ETF QSU for Quantum scape (QS). IF(and zIF matters in a 2X fund) the core stock rises. I see a $6 per share gain waiting to be created. That equates to the previous month high as the resistance level.
lmao. i know, its crazy. its a bit silly for sure.
hello
Thank you.\n\n\nBan
Fair. I'm a very casual trader, market closed on me with +€800, I'm lretty happy
I work retail (Sam’s club)\n\nI had to change the price on a lot of liquor today. Most liquors that needed a sign replacement went up around $4.\n\nI don’t work with produce, but I’m sure those are going up too..
What’s a smth? Sounds kinky
wouldn’t be the first time
He wouldn’t have known option open prices until right before market open.  Most likely he thought there would be a pull back and got lucky that IV spiked
They financed ai with QE and now they can let us all die when we make the bot companies for them . It’s pretty dastardly. They don’t care about birth rate after the singularity
Would be more plausible if he sold the puts
Gold Confiscation Act of 2026?
Analysts say it's a short sqeez, and not sustainable. But who knows how long before it settles out
It's all good. I bought two $5 puts. I've made a lot more in the past few weeks. I've been lucky to keep my losses small
Please let me wake up tomorrow with futes at +3% and some green light therapy
You ever tried DMT?
Ask ai
spy +2% tomorrow. lambos for all. \nspy -2% tomorrow though because that’s reality.
What, really, how? I’m not educated in the space but this caught me by surprise.
This has been true for the last 3 years. And the only reason why it wasn't true before then is our presidents haven't had enough time to fuck it up. We've been riding this into the ground for the last 50+ years.
Gonna need MRNA to say AI a bunch and maybe even commit some funding to data centre's to save my port
Bruh i couldn't believe it got to 2100. I went to mow grass and came back and saw 2300 and bout shit myself
When a buying cascade of ATM calls forces market makers into short call positions during a stock spike, they face two threats: directional loss from rising share prices and portfolio loss from surging Implied Volatility (IV).\n\nTo stop directional losses, MMs must buy the underlying stock (delta hedging). To protect against run-away IV expansion and catastrophic reversal risks without paying top-dollar for expensive ATM options, MMs can buy lower-cost OTM options across the chain (including $100 P in this case). While this does not prevent directional losses, it efficiently caps their Vega (volatility) exposure and provides downside tail-risk insurance if the spike suddenly collapses.\n\nIV is rarely symmetrical like user above said in cases like OP wrote about, it's typically skewed. Beyond this you'd need to talk about other greeks, IV crush, etc. OP could exclusively trade MRNA and have seen this before to make a concentrated bet, but it's still a gamble.
No one here knows how they’ll report or guide. No one anywhere knows how the market will react.
how do i change my username bruh
So what are you saying
RDDT took 50k from me.\n\n\*sent from reddit app
Well it opened at $100 per contract.  Went up to $300 a couple minutes after opening then trended down all down to $30.  So he had to buy right at opening bell and sell within the first couple minutes, otherwise he would have lost money
RemindMe! 6 months.
This makes no sense if he bought them today which it clearly states that he did. There’s no average cost so how can you tell there’s just $51,000 in cost and who would go in that much on a put it opened at 116 so buying the put, there’s no way that you would’ve made this kind of money. Something is definitely doctored here.
Same
This was me back in like 2021 with GameStop 😂
Buyback rule change
i dont own btc, i own mining stocks
$BULL
If MU touches green before 8pm you are legally allowed to touch yourself tonight, no josh
yeah just hold calls next time and don’t go crazy insane
PURR is gamma squeezing
You are correct good sir. This is why I hated all the dumb talk about how the “Covid vaccine got you sick”. No duh, shit for brains. It’s supposed to get you a little sick and immune so the real thing doesn’t end your life. Retarded people, we really need another, worse pandemic. Not enough Darwin awards to go around.
"Swing trading" when you actually mean mashing buttons hoping it doesn't go against you and you get caught with your pants down 😲
Could the rich be shortsighted? Sure. Greedy? Of course. I’m not so gullible to think, however, that there are not at least some people thinking about longer term implications. Stability. They must be more privy to the facts than Louis XVI. Qe and its subsequent iterations murdered the birth rate. And the one following Covid is pricing people out of affording housing, ing, not a house. A different course will be taken, surely. It has to
Earnings call just ended the results were phenomenal. Learn to read you doink
An insane portion of healthcare spending goes to administrative costs. Eliminating the for-profit insurance industry would ameliorate that issue. Single-payer would give us the power to tell pharma companies what we're going to pay them instead of the current structure where the government is forced to match whatever insane price private insurance pays on paper. When pharma companies are forced to negotiate with the federal government that also decides whether or not they're allowed patent exclusivity, they'll be forced to play ball or lose everything when we open source that drug.\n\nWe're the only developed nation on earth that's still doing this 19th century bullshit. No country has ever moved to single payer and then decided to go back to private. And they all pay significantly less per person, have longer lifespans, and lower maternal mortality rates.
Might see a dip, not sure if it will be a dramatic one but consider profit takers and share dilution and hype dying off.
Tom “fat cuck” Lee said this is exactly why he implored you to buy into his BMNR scam, all year long
If it goes up to $300 tomorrow, I think you should look at some calls then
how do i chagne my username
Just FYI AI plays a huge role in this new Moderna medicine
Would have? If my aunt had a mustache, she’d be my uncle
My condolences bro. I’d probably try to take a nap on a busy highway if that happened to me.
if moderna created some cancer treatment, isn't it inevitable the someone else would, or am i retarded
THE THOUSAND YEAR BULL MARKET
SpaceX is trading above its IPO price though.
Greener!!! Greener!! Greener! MOAR!!
lmao Just trying to figure out how I missed another bag. Guess I don't dick enough and def not lucky.
why is futures pumping so hard??
Did the same with a couple hundred shares but held for half an hour to hour before drops
Buy moderna yesterday
Lost so much even his phone battery is in the red.
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never a red candle ever again for 100 years
Yes and orange mango pumping/dumping almost on weekly basis, without any replications isn’t manipulation?
nah we're talking about the same accounts yelling "$BULL" with no information over and over
25% gain on shit contracts mods ffs ban this guy
I'd have to check myself into impatient 24/7 care
There not enough stocks outside in the market. It is going to get squeezed. I bought $80 put expiring in a month.
We thinking MRNA is gonna stay high or start dipping again?
spy BABY plase i need 775 tomorrow
BULL is pumping, great earnings.
FOREVER UP NEVER DOWN!!!
Sold at a loss at $40 🤌
By open
I guess we should move to measure inflation in coffee beans prices.
You mean Ren and Stimpy, right? My back suddenly hurts.
SPY \n 🕊 \n🫴
find the next moderna
It had earnings. Was up 9% today and is up 14% AH. It's also a beaten down stock. This isn't a meme pump, it's people's bags getting lighter.
Let’s do it!
Short 🌽 spot market still dumping coins hard.
Should I even look at their options
Can we pump mrna more please? Thanks
Perfect time to add universal health care and UBI
775 by Friday?
do u guys think nvidia earnings will be good\n\nand if yes will the market skyrocket or are the expectations too high
You are a loser that keeps losing and is down substantially ytd. You definitely belong here. \n\nI’d spend a few minutes explaining why this is bullish, but no sense in explaining these complexities to a retard. Enjoy your worthless puts.
Calls, look at trgt
Now before you go busting a nut fellas don’t forget about last night’s futes
There obviously is. Many people out there are every bit as stupid as you. And it's not like it's the first time or some unique situation without historical precedent.
It will not make you a millionaire overnight. But you can make some dividend checks.😝
Somewhere out there some poor bastard sold MRNA yesterday
finally back to break even on my Bull. lets go to the moon cause I want some profit
F my long vol giving me whiplash
It’s only up 188%. What a shitty stock.
I think that’s majority of people here lol
Oh yea, it passed 40 tril today. We are so fucked 😭
SpongeBob was actually rated R and should have aired on adultswim
Adios
If BULL breaks $10 it might go sicko mode tomorrow
Stfu. Your dumb opinions aren’t important enough to put in a giant font.
Yeah, I thought 🇨🇦 was bad at about 60k
Because of those religious zealots who believes that if you see titties, you are forbidden to enter the heaven.😆
Retarded Christian fundementalists. War and violence good, swearing and nudity bad
Good point
| Ticker | Target | Entry | Current | Move | Expires |\n|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|\n| **SPY** ▼ | $752.10 (below) | $767.45 | $769.12 | -2.0% | 2h 50m |
As soon as we buy
!banbet
That's crazy talk.
Today just shows nothing stays dead forever \n\n\nWell except the stocks that i own
Talking about the national debt
True. I skip ahead because what you write is already retarded in the first sentence. You cannot store value without having value. Bitcoin has no real value except to cult members who have convinced themselves it is better than gold. Central banks are irrelevant to the value of gold. They store it to defend their currencies. That is not a real world commodity use, it's just financialization.
lmaoooo that would've been smart
Explain how it works then.
$BULL plz. Collect me at $22/share I promise I’ll never touch again
scared for my spy poots
News too big imo
$BULL
just find a quick 124% play
Why does American television censor a pair of tits, but show gratuitous violence in full HD?
Now medical and pharmaceutical companies get to raid government coffers directly
Did better than 90 percent or us regards still
Breaking news:\n\n🫵 Debbie just hit the wall\n\n😔 She never had it all
Now people are spamming $bull. This is why the poor stay poor ;(
the nerve!
thanks
i like that. that made me laugh hehe
Yeeeeeaah suuuuuure. \nThey totally will not turn on the money printer again - pinky promise 😀
buy mrna calls yesterday
i am down 62% on the year how the fuck do i make it back bois.
Ngl I think ur getting downvoted to oblivion lol
put the dollar sign symbol before your desired ticker with no spaces for example $MRNA
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Hoping so. But short squeeze is in effect, so it could get even crazier
stfu BULL pumpers
This is actually retarded. You could have just held from your first buy the entire time and come out on top of this. All you did was buy and sell as it kept going up over and over. This isnt scalping this is just retarded. You did not "win" shit
$MPC hit all time high again wats up with energy stocks?
i am down 62% on the year how the fuck do i make it back bois.
The only thing we know for sure is the dollar is fucked
You’re totally right, but I had no idea if the stock was going to violently dump at any moment or not so I preferred to lock in profit one bit at a time. Idk I’m highly regarded
Victim
MSTR $400 by EOY
i shouldve bought $BULL noooo
If Cramer says buy MRNA, I'm gonna lose my shit!
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Yea I 4x’d my money on $40 weeklies got out today and may look at some longer dated OTMs
$60?? didn’t it ipo around $12-15?
Thanks for misunderstanding how this works, ChatGPT!
Should have chosen the lesser of two webulls.\n\nedit: I laughed so hard I fell out of my chair as typed this brilliant pun.\n\nedit 2: Why would you even downvote it joyless twat. I deserve a fucking award for this.
Sounds like a personal problem.
WEBULL goes to 10 for sure
Last time I invested in a dom she put a lock over my nono area 🙁
what like $DIS ?
My gut feeling is that MRNA is a bull trap at this point, but man is it tempting
I want AOC onlyfans asap....i need those titties and feet
Word 💯
How is moderna still going and when does it stop
BMNG fukn busting it !!
Who would you rather let run your treasury, bessent or saylor?
BULL next MRNA
$BULL
Could’ve made so much more, but you and me both still got a profit from scalping vs holding all day so a win is a win
There were talks about it like a week ish ago on this trial, and I did nothing. Nice.
Great movie.\n\n"At the end of time... a moment will come when just one man remains. Then the moment will pass. The man will be gone. There will be nothing to show that we were ever here... but stardust... The last man, alone with God. Am I that man? My God."
$BULL
Saylor re-iterates he never shat his pants, he knew btc would recover all along, dont spread lies about him shitting his pants that are untrue
What do u guys think abt WALMART earnings
Crypto is apparently back on the menu??
Toil and troubling?
$BULL
760 would save my week
yeah really irritating because it climbed to the top of a bunch of momentum etfs and then drilled.
I don't understand why Moderna is pumping when we have AI stocks
Palantir
Way to early
If you don't lose, how are other traders'sgonna make money. Thank you for your contribution
how do u guys do the $ green ticker thing
# i hate corn bols so much. this shit should go to 0.
See what you did there is didn't read what I said and just spat out some more retarded BS about there being trillions invested in gold because it can be used in a battery and not its incredibly dominant use of being a store of value for central banks. One BTC is currently worth $69.7k, not $0!
so considering DXY died -0.80%, todays green spy was actually negative. So what do the futures hold? 3rd day of no reason semis/memory sell off? More generalized panic? More GLD+ infinity %? I hate this life
Don’t mess with the Bess
buybacks
Yeah I guess i can see that. Let's hope lol
Webull it’s been 84 years
Is this debt including mortgages?
I just longed it earlier 🤣 up and away
At this point people see society collapsing before our eyes, with unprecedented runs in equities given the dollar debasement - I am fairly certain the market currently is one final collectively agreed upon game of musical chairs by the largest financial institutions.\n\nI do believe the "final pop" will be in the range of 70-80% crash territory when it *does* hit, leaving most of retail holding the bag and the richest forever at the top in permanence. But the music still plays, for now.
Your wish is my command\n\nLMAO
I bought $bull at 60 at ipo. will I break even now? lol
lol bro how old are you?
Wish u all a good day
I dont think so
So like $260k per tax payer.
You can’t explain that.
Not from the minutes, but the last couple of days, semis got wrecked
market always needs a runner it seems. it should realistically hit ipo price but who even knows anymore.
uso call
vaccine talks will only take place with next administration
Liquidate me idgaf
LETS GO WEBULL
SLS NEXT MRNA
Aren't your CCs making you money?
He has to keep going, hoping every stupid tweet will lead to his next... **QUANTUM LEAP**
Brrrrrrrrr Brrrrrrrrr - all day long.
Is this your best play ever? Have you made 6 figures from other plays?
LOL CONGRATS ,
isnt puts mrna tmrw js free money then?
Insiders doing best
feels bad when realizes you could have bought modera at the open and captured the same gains as b4 the PR and selling at open.
Don’t know but we should be buying the ones he get on board with. Se if can make some money too
here is my thread\n\n \n[https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1vt0h99/scalping\_mrna\_like\_a\_crazy\_maniac\_31\_in\_and\_out/](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1vt0h99/scalping_mrna_like_a_crazy_maniac_31_in_and_out/)
You would have made more if you just held on to your first two buys. You literally did more work to make less money.
Relief? From the minutes? Nah I dont think so. But that would be nice.
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Yeah addy or coke is the next step if nic doesnt work or maybe 5mg of crystal meth in a capsule daily would do the trick now that i think about it
If Webull keeps going I can quit my job at market open tomorrow
the algo killed itself
Bets on MU @960 pre, and back to 930 again EOD tomorrow for the 4th day in a row?
Koreans will full port mrna
mrna to 300 eow
WDC is the saddest of all the memory stocks, like seriously wtf
I'll believe it when tanker futures drop
Lol
yeah I should have said "excluding silicon valley, palo alto, and Hollywood" you know, the place where people actually have jobs instead of just larping gta all day\n\nAlso Intel, Microslop, Amazon are all PNW, Nike, PACCAR, Boeing\n \nso. you're just wrong.\n \nTesla is in Texas. Nvidia is in another fucking country entirely.\n\nwait hold up. I have more\n\nDell, Texas \nIBM, New York \nOracle, Texas \nMicron, Idaho \nTexas Instruments, Texas \nADP, New Jersey \nLumen Tech, Louisiana
$120k debt per citizen I don’t have that many debt but they can give me the cash so it turns into that amount of debt
Relief rally?
Only way to learn it is to do it. First one’s on the house
Rip
Nah
You are wrong.\n\n\-67%
Difference is though, btc cqn just br moved cuz its digital. Also a specific amount of btc is permanently in the block chain, ensuring it will be hodled forever
Imagine being an algo and your job is to 24/7 scalp mstr intraday volatility.
You should watch the new larry david show, no spoilers.
still down -45% on eth and 66% on xrp lol
SAYLOR HAS A SHRECK COCK CONFIRMED
my WEBULL calls printing out
Yea I'm sorry about that bro . I was thinking puts too because RH fell but I had other plays on my mind so I would be in the same position
They're cheap for a reason...
I don’t want to be that person but this nice jump in crypto looks exactly like every jump before in drops a huge level..
All it takes is just one headline about quantum computing being able to hack into dormant wallets and corn tanks
120k debt per US citizen 🤡
There might really be a chance for my sep purr 12c
Buy ETH, much better 😉
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Bezos looks like a Bus Driver.
I just sold this 2 weeks ago for a 86% loss after hanging on to it for 4 years. Fml
What do you mean? Unemployment rate at 4.1% and median salary at 65k. Tax differs depending on state but somewhere around 20% based on median salary. Lack of tax revenue? You do the math.
$40 trillion is one of those numbers where my brain just stops processing it and goes “okay so basically infinity dollars” 😭
Why do you think? (Genuinely curious)
Lost 60 lbs when I got on Adderall, quit drinking, and got on nic pouches
anybody considering ultrashort biotech etf tomorrow?
cooked
Dam north mehicans ain't getting no deal
There was a 30 second pump i could've closed out for breakeven but I held and ended up down $2k
JUST BUY DOGE, ITS LEVERED BTC
all you have to do is look at USDJPY to see what intervention gets you it gets you a few days of improvement only to bleed right back to where you started and then they have to announce a increasing level of intervention to spike it again, as long as their is options and powder left we all good.. However, run out of options and powder and its GG like 2008 GG..
can anyone explain how calls and puts work? should i be doing them as a 6 month trading beginner or is it too risky
Just file bankruptcy, it’s only on your record for like 10 years
I slept in today, what happened with Moderna? My shorts from yesterday cooked?
Genuinly thinking of buying btc. Its still cheap at 70k, but the bottom could be 40kish (some say) hmmmm, still not sure
You do realize that like every fucking tech company is from California, right? Hell, I’m sure your phone was designed in California. You do know Reddit is headquartered in California? This has to be the most retarded thing I’ve heard in weeks, possibly months.
Trying to save the stock market by keeping it near ath. Pure retardation
going to be so fking green tomorrow
Just buy everything and pray to god at least 10 of them skyrocket
Is Google Wing still around?
I need to know how to do this. I thought I was so great cuz I made $3200 in less than an hour buying and selling the stock
“Fake coins”, lmao and your “shares” are so real. Show us your real shares…oh, all you’re gonna show us is digits on a screen, right? Stay broke, regard 🥴🥴
Maybe they are not the stupid ones then? Just a thought
You shouldnt cuz it's complete hogwash, businesses don't cure diseases, scientists do, and they do it because they are driven and it's a stable job, the money to fund it could come from anywhere.
Yep there's trillions invested into a useless asset, I'm sure. You're really going places in life with that logic.
Shouldnt tim apple be in the center?
Yep, can't forget that the skyrocketing debt comes *with* the added bonus of cuts and eliminations of important federal agencies, programs, and regulation/protections. Paying a lot more for a LOT less--there's the DJT business genius we were told so much about.
Let’s get meta lower
Oh this is way worse. At least Japan didn’t have 40T in debt. They need inflation to make that 40T only look like 20T no matter how high they raise rates it will just increase our interest payment in the national debt. \n\nThink we’re about to hit a Venezuela feedback loop here before long. 200% interest rates on consumer loans
imagine a world where we did not start a war most americans did not care about
the fucking treasury secretary of the us is posting satoshi quotes, when the fuck has that ever happened? MOON
If Google fails, the market is over for at least a decade. Take from that what you will Broski
Hell yeah brother. I was also down quite a bit at certain points but didn’t paper hand it and profited every trade.
Probably the first time in a decade I should have just trusted myself to edge into corn instead of having not touched crypto in years. Chart was so clean and the setup looked gorgeous. Sentiment was dead, there was basically like no inventory left to sell... pretty textbook setup. And it probably runs to about $76k before it finally dumps again.
I bought at 60k so I'm happy
cant make a deal with Iran, so lets just make a deal with our neighbor Canada
It's not retarded if it's printing money
Guys do you think sndk can go to 1400 or mid 1400 by end of this month ?
😂
Your sandwich analogy doesn't hold up
well done... bulls always win
Gold stores value because you can use it to do things because it is a real commodity in the real world. Bitcoin has no value because you can't do anything with it because it is an imaginary coin that doesn't exist. You can't store value without first having value.
I don't have any.
....for starters.
Trying to get addicted to nicotine to lose weight lets get it!!!
More Dark days for bulls I'm afraid ..... sort of feel bad
It will be interesting to see if Korea chases MRNA in two hours
Who is loading up on ASTS here
I bought when it was at 100% gains and still made some money
Why not both?
That’s what I don’t get about all the people who were all like “but he bankrupted a casino”. Yeah, no shit, that was the whole plan. Run up debt, transfer all the wealth out of the business into personal accounts, declare bankruptcy, clean get away. Brilliant business strategy (for building personal wealth).
This is the way.
Just to be clear. The for Profit company is still owned by a Non profit.
wallstreetbets is going to buy dogecoin at 15$ and they will be happy
Glad I bought back my VZLA CC at a loss. This is going to give back some serious gains in the next yr.
Lame
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I have a little *left over* coffee from the morning, should I drink it before *the futes*? ☕️ 💩
I think I finally understand the economy. So we are in debt and to maintain the bubble, we print more money. So increase bubble, print more money, increase bubble, print more money. Am I correct?
Best part is it's driving a huge rally in crypto and shiny rocks, so money is going over there instead of rallying where he wants it to.
sorry for your loss
This is bottom signal
You shouldnt if you dont want to. You can choose to stay ignorant. No harm, no foul.
Passing the Clarity Act should be the priority then, it needs regulation that this bill provides.
Dont fall for citadels tricks. No one could even buy those moderna calls today, except for the regard who shorted them.\n\nCash gang baby 😎
Soon, they'll be using AI to cure every disease in the book...
This price movement equates to SAFE and EFFECTIVE the likes of which you've never seen!
Don’t forget number of wars started in less than a year.
will tmrw be another dump?
You think he has any?
I see all the 🌽 bros coming out of the dumpster now that they are only -20% ytd
Not that he was ever much of a looker but holy fuck he looks ugly as hell lately. He barely looks human anymore, he looks like an overgrown fetus
Why wont you people ever just buy Bitcoin and get a clue?
Gold and BTC function as stores of value. There isn't trillions of gold stored because it's used in batteries, it's because its a store of value. BTC isn't going to be sold off because it can't be used in batteries, it will be sold off if people lose confidence in its ability to function as a store of value. Before you say "BtC wEnT dOwN 50%!11!!! It sUcKS!!111!!", gold has as well and yet centrals banks across the world still hold trillions in it, again not because they can use it for batteries or other bullshit.
I bought KORU because all the Korean BBQ places near me are packed
You got MRNA +180%\n\nI got MRNA vaccine twice\n\nWe are not the same (I’m regarded)
It's just an example.
CRAZY shit today... actual god candle
DRTS should be popping too but... i guess cancer is cured now? 🤷‍♀️
oil dropping insiders know a real deal is coming spy 780 tomorrow
You are not on here enough if you didn’t see…
So you heard something 30 years ago about a complex topic that is actively being researched and you've decided to make that your viewpoint perpetually?
Ok so Ethereum train has left the station lmao
There's tons of competition with biologics right now, but saw a biotech sme on here earlier explaining that these mrna drugs will be far cheaper to manufacture than mab drugs.
Give this man a pen!
Hopefully. I hate seeing stupid get rewarded.
FUCK IT WE'LL DO IT LIVE!!!!
Sir this is casino, worth means buy
imagine selling GOOG
SIDELINED FAGET?
Best comment I've seen in a while. My big 7, if I had stayed in for even a measly year straight, I would have more than doubled my money. Instead I chose to gamble and lose everything 3 times when I first started.
Imagine her riding your cock and all she says is, "Have you seen the stock market today?"
natural inocullation 👍
Cmon man, she is out of our league
Bruh… all corn miners switched to data centers and no one gives a fuck about Saylor’s ‘digital gold’ lmaoooo
$SLS already shreking AH. Bodes well for tomorrow
I just saw in 2020 I swing traded moderna for $4 profit 😂
Let me be the first to say thank you!
so did people just know to buy mrna or were they holding dick and got lucky?
Imagine all of the health insurance companies not leeching tens of billions of dollars **each year** out of transactions between doctors and patients
I'd keep holding
we have 2x levered dogecoin etfs this time around. no need to send money to shady cex. clarity act passing in sub 30 days, trillions of inflows. 15$
Yep. Pleaseeeee pump so I can \nShort this dumb shit
Well duh! But crypto still isn’t even fully regulated, it’s super vulnerable to market manipulation. The S&P market will literally shut down if it crashes more than a certain %…Crypto can be pumped and dumped endlessly because it’s not regulated
Buy gold. Lots of it. Or gold miners: $GDX.
At around 4% interest rates you're looking at around 24 ish years and 27ish years at 3.5% interest rates if we don't add anymore debt. So basically...we big dicked my dude 🥹
I’m crying about Moderna
I mean yeah they have to shift that debt to public and get paid themselves and with the competition slowly (or maybe quickly these days) killing them, they need to do this sooner than later.
be careful what u wish for, u might get it
ty
Hey, I think I could pay that off for us! Let me check my couch cushions
That’s not how it works..
Vaccine talks going well
So you’re telling me AI hasn’t solved this yet? I thought we were rolling in the dough. I guess they were pissing in the wind and calling in rain.
facts
Magic the Gathering....
Do you say the same thing about the dollars in your bank account?
600k. dogecoin 15$. 2021 on steroids.
Tsla better be dumpy tomorrow
BNTX probably a good buy right now too...
I found all the money everyone else has been losing here.
There’s some sleeper catalysts in the works, can land any day… fingers crossed
You already have it, you are on WSB Sir
sidelined?
Every short is more fuel for the fire 🔥
Yup more motivation to make it back ig
Same bud, same
The only thing left for BTC is for Saylor to unload his 6 bil clip and buy the highs, This will complete the cycle, sell low / buy high, the one true wsb regard king.
Hey these retards will surprise you sometimes. Latley it seems like a whole bunch of booger picking gooners in here tho
Accidentally bought 750 shares of MSTR in AH. Meant to short all 750. \n\nCommons pumped 50 cents and instantly sold. I think it’s time to pack it up till tomorrow 🤣
The dollar is going to collapse within 15 years. The fall of American empire due to corruption and incompetence.
Im still holding 350 GOOGL shares at $166 average. Will I be even wealthier in 3 years? Or should I sell?
It can be fixed, the reason why it's gambling. With stocks you have to use math approach/ probabilities.
Bessent buying bonds to keep the market from puking into the depths is pure comedy.. tomorrow gonna be red
keep shorting faget we'll keep gaping ur asshole. see you at 600k
Moderna 176% today? geeeez
True regard. Once I am in, fuck it lol
and that‘s that one day, when I short
So like Powell did for Biden. Its a big club and you aint in it.
This is the bounce on crypto before the final extinction event
Look at us degenerates 😂
Saylor might be a better than our current potus since Epstein didn’t want Saylor on the island.
Start stacking leaps for in 2 years.
# you see in this regard sub, people don't understand the difference between priceless and worthless. Yes, BTC is completely worthless.
dumbass ninjas i knew about MRNA since 2020
Very true
Is it worth going to work anymore? my government printing 40years of my labor in 30minutes...
Holy shit, I saw everyone spamming moderna and just ignored. Can you imagine holding calls
Is that melanoma vaccine gonna bring us closer to other cancer types vaccines or do we still have to start from scratch for the other 200 cancers ?
GOOG can lick my nutz right now
Is it time to start buying btc?
Got a nice short position, currently it looks ugly but I'm really hoping for a Big Short arc here.
Actually it s 70k
Good question I wonder the same thing also
She must have had actually good plastic surgery done and avoided all that mara lago face bullshit. Don't think I could do it though, that woman is evil incarnate.
The 5YR is beautiful
Make sure u set a stop loss
he can't hear you over all the phones, bibles, watches, and citizenships he's sold.
What should I study? I want to ascend to human from ape. Ape strong but stupid
I'd bust before she even sat down.
They help you accelerate your losses.
Yes if you ignore all the things you can do with it it's completely useless. Real intellectual giants in the bitcoin cult.
META looks so bad and there's no end in sight
Yes cuz you invest less to access mlre. But a lot riskier cuz of time decay
Believe it or not, everyone will buy them.
shorting etha tmr
i never said it is priceless.
Ask this sub, they ll tell you it s gonna crash. So up it is.
It’s all manipulated you regard. Our treasury secretary is deliberately leaking policy signals in advance to market makers.
Inflation came in .1% below target! Amazing 😉 I can't afford enough Tylenol PM to end my suffering, but thank God inflation is 3.4%.
The answer to our money problems would ironically be letting in millions of educated immigrants to instantly boost GDP and tax revenue haha
Yup! Always take some profit...
More risk, more reward
If you died from something else , you can’t die from cancer, bullish
btc really hit 70k today LOLLLL
Tom Lee for vice
# Corn is worthless and will stay worthless forever. I wouldn't buy it for a dime.
are calls and puts more effective for making money than just buying and selling stocks?
every time i look at mrna and think it will dip a little bit i come back to it being up another 10%\n\n
IDK is she going to scream that the Dow is at 50k cause that might be hot
Naaaaur. It’s not Uniqlo it’s Uniqlaaaur\n\nJust bloody wautur!
no way Korea dumps again, right?
The euphoria is so fucking high it's incredible.
Congrats, but most importantly, FUCK YOU!
Saylor for president
Ear...ear fu k me
Where can I find a biotech stock who's about to cure another cancer for 200% gain
Mandingo
I would do a 5 bit as an Ice officer if she let me hit. So hot
You fucking genius
Yay You! Look at you putting your money towards companies trying to cure the deadliest, nastiest cancer on the globe. Well deserved and Congrats.
You say you are straight, yet you post your penile dimensions to a bunch of men. Why is that?
wait so the aids vaccine litterally will give me aids? 😂
Hot acid sulphur farts tonight
Like are they stupid, it’s so easy just cut down more trees and print 40 trillion dollars and then plant new trees. Infinite money hack
Yo you might be onto something. The tall green bar on my chart is when I bought 1-DTE 0.o
So what's crypto going to do. I bought 2000 shares of sbet last week hoping they pass that clarity act. Up nice today would be nice if we get another big run in ether like last year
We should create a thousand dollar bill. That will help.
Im with you
Oh great I can afford that !
Skull fuck u
Thank you for stating the facts. Not to mention there was an unprecedented pandemic.
Fed needing to prop up the bond market at all time highs.... You belong here
Ngl this how I lost 4k on 0DTE spy puts
Need it to open at $11 and I'll cover my regarded ways
How I be talking to myself at 430 everyday
Going long Moderna now after today, full port.
How long till 100T?
Same here
What is difficult bro? Someone at MRNA wrote a conclusion: possible cancer curing before it made to the news yk. Probably some word document
No but I saw his twat
I never sell a dump, I'd rather hold till zero out of spite
Send me one
Rotation from Pokemon cards to 🌽?
So no one stacks donuts on it
gold is as worthless as btc besides the very specific use cases for gold in manufacturing
True. And also 1) updating that info is necessary on some cadence for it to be useful, and 2) calling reddit's servers in realtime based on search queries is another use case. Both of those remain negotiable between reddit and AI companies moving forward.
And don't forget the $39/case energy drinks. I'm sure those were the bulk of the surge in networth.
What's the over under on $100T in another 6 years?
Lot of money flowing into my old man port... Can't be good.
Would you let Bondi sit on it even tho she like 60
Exactly haha
All day in the news they frame this new record debt in such an awful way. They refuse to tell their viewers all this debt goes to pump stocks. People could join making gains. \n\nBut they don't, because their interest is the bosses the hedge funds to buy make most of the profit.
Fuck ass haters kn here
Stock might chop sell calls when up then puts when drops
What was the percentage on this
Peter schiff hates government
the reality is that everything will collapse, then some common sense folks will hopefully come in to power, layout a significantly reduced budget and raise taxes... then after 10 years, it MAY get better... otherwise we are cooked or i hope everyone is ready for $20 bread
They are a failure
HTZ was SO two weeks ago.. that shit's garbage
Surely 🥭's electorate is going to be furious with him over this, right? \n\n... Right?
Iren quitly moving up cause they still mine bitcoin LOL
Imagine single payer healthcare based on Medicare for all. Lmao
Is my.. wait.. is my MSTR call, expiring in December, going to actually.. make money? No.. yes? How? Miracles do exist!
The best debt. The debt beyond your wildest dreams. Nobody can make debt like me.
Up AH 12.6% dumping ok?
You know you have best memes👌
Ugh, sold my shares end of day in true regard fashion.
Or it’s really that retarded, like hertz or wendys
I dodged a bullet and sold this shit on $1 gain.
moderna is now acting like an AI stock
i am 25yo.
feels like 90% of this sub is, easy inverse
won't they just cancel eachother out?
Looks like it only worked one or two days out of one or two days
is that the old ogden cinema? saw star wars there.
the real money number is between 7 to 9 % you lose money on bonds , you go even if you put in SP500
That's a lot of overtime
webull finally will recover having bought at the IPO lol
Honestly, I think that would work...
Anyone catch that mrna move??
Massive government debt and money printing. Dollar weakness means equites rip (bullish)\n\nBull flag on SPY (bullish)\n\nMultiple sources reporting Iran has lost control of the straight and millions of barrels of oil are taking the southern route out (bullish)\n\nFed propping up the bond market (bullish)\n\nIgnore everything else. SPY $780s coming in hot
And with that 1 single use case we're already at infinitely more uses than bitcoin.
These bums want to pump HTZ but not BULL lmao joke!
His play would made money regardless if the stock went up or down. If you dont understand why, then you can study up or continue to be ignorant.
BULL dumping already 😂
Geez... did MRNA cure cancer or something?? Shit went parabolic today
I’m more of a AMC Naperville 16 guy myself. One of like 13 real IMAX screens. Trying to get tickets to rewatch The Odyssey has been a nightmare.
Both
BULL let’s go
everybody on mrna missed opportunity, next topic is SLS and similar stocks to chase that dragon. Fix for leukemia in stage 3 late trials
My penis is 0.5 inches
i thought a rental car company cured it
so 210-220 we full port on MRNA puts?
are you my grandpa?
Calls or puts?
The amount of anti-crypto posts here makes me think it keeps going.
So whats a reasonable price target for Mrna after this news?
Yes the central banks definitely store trillions in gold because it's used in your vibrating dildo batteries
Pump and dump fs
Ber r bullish on cancer. Ber have no souls
agreed nvda earnings and guidence will be a turning point
If OPEN wasn't a piece of shit company, I'd hold it hoping people would make that mistake on IPO.
I'm all in on LLMs.\n\nLarge Latina Mamas
No, but before 1921 most people with Type 1 diabetes lived less than 2 years.
Still waiting for my $5,000 DOGE check
Covid bump really doean't count though homie
People are gonna invest in the stock and pump the PE on principle because fuck cancer.
whats all this about mma curing cancer
Fucking sweet man congrats 👏 I wish my account wasnt fucked otherwise I would get in on that too
the cinematography in paw patrol is grammy worthy
Sure you will. 2% a day
So obvious bruh, and people are entering positions now. Same shit happened with SLS
Love cock
asst up 25% this week (smaller btc treasure company) conpletly missed it damn lol
mRNA technology was conceptualized in the 80's, researched in the 90's, and first human trials began in 2001. Moderna became a company in 2010.
imagine being bearish on *the corn* 🌽
given you a handy at wendy's ?
For all we know that cure for cancer might actually cause cancer
Now is finally the time to full port MRNA
On some reverse psychology shi imma start doing the opposite of whatever I think will happen
Who cares about job losses when AI can do a 3 person job for 1/100th of the cost and much faster? If you haven't changed jobs or didn't expect to lose your job over AI then that's on you... you had years to come up with a solution
Some option seller just hit the max win 😂
Thanks dawg\n\nI had a moonshot, 37c for 13 dollars turned into 200
He like to watch
Y'all got any of them piss deals?
There was a post six months ago on value investing that got zero upvotes and one comment where somebody talked about the stage three Moderna trials with Merck and how they were worth keeping an eye on.
Not for long if the treasury is buying back out of the money treasuries so investors can buy back in at higher yields. The negative feed back loop is approaching death spiral.
MRNA still down 54% on 5 year chart. plenty of room to go. CALLS lmaooo
I genuinely get depressed when I lose...maybe this casino thing aint for me
Some\* people are keeping their cards.
Top 1% commenters always have the most midwit takes
its cope dude to pass trial they need like 5 people more than placebo group , I guess 5/100 chance to not die is good but calling it cure is bizzare , if u got 1/20 of a sandwich u got crumbs not sandwich
You can rate hike everything you want, but it wont fix the real problem, thats 🥭
Gonna buy my first 50k mstr tranche if we get any larger pullback like that flush to 82$ a few weeks ago. Would love to get in at that level but my ideal target would be 60$. My feaver dream target would be 40$ but we'd need an economic meltdown for that.
Short mRNA shares
Gay
I’m transferring to Schwab this is atrocious
You are answering your own question. It’s a bluff. Doing so again would create social problems. They want you to keep committing to prop it up
Somebody’s forgetting we went straight up like 5% in one day like 2 weeks ago. Puts woulda been obliterated, especially 1 dtes. Some fucker turned something like 1000% on some .01 calls
Can't believe I sold it at 8.45. could have really made a mint
oh shit i had no idea they released season 3. i don't remember all the shit in season 2.
Would be me if not for SLS 🫡
We really need to trim the fat of the welfare state. Cut out the middleman and give people checks based on need. Yeah determining need might require some fat, but not nearly as much as we got so far. Then let consumers purchase what they need and get some competition in the insurance industry.\n\n \nEdit: Old people also need to start taking less. Someone who's net wealth is high as hell will still receive max social security benefits, it doesnt take into account their net wealth whatsoever. It's complete bollocks.
Probably a femboy I’d bet
Whatever I do it will surely do the opposite
Holy shit, I bursted out laughing in the train lmao
Im trying to crawl out of the hole im in and if I just bought calls I would be rn lmao
I’m just so confused how no one in this sub mentioned MRNA before today. Why do I even spent countless hours on wsb man……. THEY WERE CURING CANCER AND WE WERE TALKING ABOUT A DEAD CAR RENTAL COMPANYYYY
Combined 10000% gains on predictions today. Puts spx to shame
Why the fck not? The ahit is going to hit 40k. Youre only seeing temporary pumps
Moderna yesterday
Oh, I thought he mentioned being on the island or something. Nothing new here.
i'm holding LABU overnight for kicks.
reloading account for more SLS calls
you want to pay his taxes? Peak WSB
Why wouldn't it just be selling off now?
My dad is currently watching a funny animal moments video with an AI narrator voice on YouTube. Top is in.
Must know a little bird
No he was up the entire time. 3.50 (70k) -> 16 (320k) on July 6th he held through, back down to 3.50 early in the month, but then it closed at 4.75 yesterday (95k). Then sold at 31 which was literally the lowest price all day, closed at 86
Moderna puts are relatively cheap, huge upside if it corrects 25%
Should have bought the mstr 3x long. Would have been a nice 50%(if bottom likely 100-1000%) gain, never trusting my instincts sigh
Full port w/ leverage MRNA orrrr
Felt that, was up $600 bucks yesterday in 5 mins of market open cashed out then proceeded to end the day down $600
mrna morning sell off tomorrow bulls are fucked
Imo yes, nothing crazy though.
How not to invest 101
did u sell 10% of ur shares today or no
Even if you like bitcoin, there is no case in 2026 to get in the mud with Saylor and MSTR
you don't want to gamble like that on stuff like sndk as you saw in july that can backfire on you badly. These are better to hold long term with no leverage and no margin.
Git gud
Wait till it’s up 500% then long it
Fuck your index chop. BTC 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀
Cant win in the stock market, life is expensive as hell what a pos leader we have
They need to rebrand as Naik
Entering mrna now I wonder if mrna will enter me tomorrow
Just market sell half at open. Good chance she dumps
shiiiiet
Mrna still over 180
Yup!
puts on mrna ?
He said free Derek chauvin
See, that's you're problem. You're putting all your money into subs. You need to be investing in doms.
I'm tempted fuckk
All because of that damn avocado toast and coffee
Your IQ? I agree.
If inflation outpaces yields, then that is free money.
Moderna still room up?
I made a good chunk of change this morning with tsla puts then proceeded to give half of it back chasing more puts like a jackass
We (American citizens) are being robbed left, right, and center. There doesn't seem to be much that can be done as protests have led to murders. They've built a pretty extensive surveillance network and have all of the power they need to maintain it.
If BULL dumps by open nobody talk to me
Bio stocks are nuts
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Yessss pump MSTR so I can short it later
Walmart for tmr?
This is wsb so it's full of retards, but this statistic has been true every decade for the last 5 decades:\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/xhisvs6ziekh1.png?width=1466&format=png&auto=webp&s=3f4e13b3e381c6150d82d857b66fe3ab258bbb92\n\n
You dumped the dump. That's the problem. You don't dump the dump.
That's the table legs?
Ok well... Where are all the free cancer vaccines then? Nothing has stopped people from making them
Same here with PYPl. I threw all my dry powder in it to average down so once the buy out is official I should be up handsomely.
So, it's a pretty good chance we see new positions on MRNA tomorrow, right? \n\nRight?
Everything is fine. We haven't quadruple yet. Still under 100 trillion so we are fine. Not bankrupt yet so all good. We are too big for Trump to bankrupt us. For now anyway
I think we see another 20-30% move up tomorrow...
Only 15% down on $BULL anymore
Honestly a mid-tier quality line (with razor thin margins) and a luxury line focused on tech/performance would make be a believer again.