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| Why tf would you pick 40 individuals, just for the hell of it? If you want to diversify go across different sectors , not just tickers. Make a trade on something that is undervalued right now, not something that is already up 200%. If you treat this like gambling you will get the same results. But would do I know, I’d put it all in silver 🥸. |
| Haha I did! But I also bought 39 others 😂 |
| You had 360k capital. You could have bought 2000 shares of $NVDA & easily made 30-100k playing theta.\n\nTbh you deserve to lose it all. |
| Shouldn't it be hide your husbands than? Because you most certainly are 🌈. |
| The way you wrote your post... are you unemployed and live with your parents, and used their savings (for you) to gamble? Because you sure seemed to speed run past the details. You can't get "locked out" of your finances if they aren't actually your finances. |
| God gives the most to his favorite retards😛 |
| You're welcome, buddy. Keep up the good work! 👌🏼 |
| Prove it |
| If I didn’t listen ti reddit I’d be up |
| lol why you say that |
| Lmaooo thanks for clarification I was confused |
| Looking at buying some May natural gas contracts |
| We’ve gone through 7 -1% days in the last 6 weeks and nothing has resolved out of this\n\nBruh. What’s the point of the stock market? What’s the point of the fake volatility? |
| Did we fall out of love with MU? |
| You won't cash out no matter what, period. \n\n\n\n\n\n\nBecause you are a true wsber. |
| Y’all are so dramatic. “Boo hoo I want everything without hard work.”\n\nGo live in the forest if you hate society so much. |
| Iran: You’re gonna TACO again, right?\n\nTrump: straight face emoji with a shadow on one side meme |
| *Meant DCA |
| Spy 700 this week, time to KO the bers |
| hopefully my 300p on spot will print |
| Preciate ya boys! I’m not doing calls. I’m the definition of a noob. I was supposed to just DVA VOO for the next 20 years…which I AM doing by the way. But I went nuts and bought a ton of stocks and now I don’t know what to do. Thanks for any and all advice fellas |
| Positions? |
| #Hide yo wives cuz I'm back LMAO🤌 |
| Got 1500 shares of this steaming hot pile of trash at $10. |
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| APP AH is going up up up up up |
| Log off |
| Never make a pretty woman your wife |
| good tip, thx |
| Dutch bros and hood for earnings this week should work out👍 |
| My asshole smells |
| Sell off continues tomorrow \n\nPlan accordingly |
| #Walking remy. I turned around and saw two big dogs staring at him like a delicious fat snack 😡. \n#\n#This has been a cashflow and delicious snack remy update |
| +3% on QQQ confirmed |
| Hmm. In that case. King me. |
| I thought open had its earnings today |
| If you are gonna buy 40 stocks with no research just buy S and P 500 index. |
| If Reddit is still here in 100 years I'll eat my shoe. |
| No flair mentality |
| What is your best advice to become happy? |
| So calls like btc and mstr ? |
| All I can think about is $NBIS earnings on Thursday |
| I mean, have you EVER seen such an obvious top indicator???? |
| Always fascinates me how things that would drive me bonkers don't bother some people at all. My nephew cheerfully watches YouTube with ads, even though he has a YouTube Premium account, because "he can't be bothered to log into his TV". I'm like, dude it'll take 10 seconds max. "Nah I don't mind the ads that much" |
| Automotive chips not worth sh*t |
| Be crazy if it goes back over $30 because the lawsuit gets dropped/thrown out. |
| !banbet |
| You seem upset you missed the train |
| This is stupid even for you |
| Meta will break $685 ? |
| Ain't nobody trying to get IV and theta smacked here, im good. But I hope it works for you 🙂 |
| !banbet |
| Youtube algorithm is goated. |
| This mf gonna be so rich smh |
| Any reason why? Or just gambling? |
| Green on no new news\n\nRed on no new news\n\nMM will always win and retail will cry close the casino |
| in October of last year I ran my account to $360k from $175k before it dropped down to $125k in the middle of December. I took profits along the way but not enough and obv did some other dumb shit with those profits anyway. then by end of Jan it had run back up to $300k. currently sitting around $200k. im over this volatility and if i can get it back to $300k i’ma cash out everything except shares and 2027 options.\n\nthanks for listening |
| wrong direction. if it plummets to 140 range, then id be worried. |
| less is better and always let it ride |
| wheres the pudding? |
| ON revenue -12% year over. CEO Martin Hoffman losing in a gold rush 🤡 |
| I hold roughly 800 shares at like $28 avg and sold calls when it was around 60 that I just cashed out for a 15k profit so that helps soften the downward spiral |
| Yep and then back to 185 the next day |
| Yeah I remember, I made an absurd amount of money during this run, I just don’t really remember the jokes |
| Oh look another 10b in debt straight to fraud and waste awesome! |
| Face down in the dirt, she says it doesn’t hurt. She says I’ve finally had enough. |
| Just in time before the SpaceX IPO tanks the market. I'm in the same boat as you, aye aye captain 🚣♂️ |
| Let it ride also if you're worried about buying stocks and holding stocks I would avoid options |
| Negative |
| Hey, just curious... did you guys watch bad bunny's superbowl halftime, or Klan-chella? |
| You’re already here. |
| 500 minus 7 equals…\n\nMan, math is hard. |
| Europe isn’t real |
| Will do 0dte spy puts |
| Big if true |
| While thinking about us? Gay af |
| It's a cyclical market rotation. Gold precedes/sniffs out the currency debasement and market uncertainties, then lead into copper with supply shortages from industrial scarcity, followed by energy from its political standpoint which comes from inflation surges and overall momentum of market uncertainty. |
| they mean pounds sterling (the currency) lol |
| #imagine being canadian LMAOOO they should not be allowed to trade in our glorcious money making stock market IMO |
| Buy puts then |
| Boys…if today is my first day in the stock market. And I buy 40 stocks with minimal research and put 100$ in each…what will happen to me? And if you were me…would you sell most and focus on say…10 stocks? Or would you say screw it and let it ride? |
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| Fries bag. Blah blah blah we get it you have puts |
| Making pizza\n\nAlso: holding SPY 688p |
| Tcgplayer for prices. I hope you sleeved them |
| "oh no, my escort's pussy is too wet and she gives head too well!!!" |
| When you have a DD sales staff with deep client entertainment accounts. |
| UNH, PYPL, BULL - Bag holders unite |
| I sense a disturbance in the force. Leviathan about to swallow us up |
| Seems too obvious I think it will give most of it back before options trading opens the next day. |
| I cannot wait for MSFT and the overall "tech" sector to crash tomorrow. People that throw money at this Ponzi scheme of a sector deserve to lose their money. This is no different than lighting your money on fire and watching it burn. I hope you realise that you clowns have been working for free at your miserable 9-5 job while you sit there and slave away like the rat you are because you are throwing away all your paychecks. Thank you for transferring your money to my bank account, as your calls are paying out my puts. |
| Jackin off rn |
| Sure is chill having a hobby that mostly makes you feel embarrassed and dumb. |
| Sir, this a Wendy’s dumpster. |
| Wtf that’s only 36k days!?\n\nI should stop wasting time |
| Nope, I don't have puts on HOOD, but I know for a fact it ain't pumping on earnings |
| Well, their insane set printing cadence will bring a lot of revenue in the short/mid term (especially from those one-off buyers of non-canon sets like LoTR or Spiderman, who don't even play MtG). But I can tell it creates a lot of fatigue (if not disgust) in the active long-term players, especially now that these new sets all go through the Type 2 (Standard) format. Their lack of testing of legacy/vintage card interactions also fucks up eternal formats, where people don't exactly welcome this new barely tested garbage turning the game upside down. Shit like these Modern Masters or whatever it's called.\n\nI don't care anymore, stopped playing MtG competitively around Lorwyn (the first one). We can make our own rules while playing in a pub. |
| Nice, every time I fixate on spy it doesn't move. Then I focus on something else and that gets dragged down by a sudden spy drop and I remember spy exists |
| respectfully, this is the mentality that gets preyed upon and will lose you everything. $1400 profit on a $600 position is massive and should be viewed as a big W brother. happy trading king |
| Terrified for nvidia earnimgs. Surely it will be the catalyst that crashes the market. |
| with everybody buying hood calls tomorrow, i probably gonna sell my hood calls tomorrow. I feel weird about this |
| Hahah I only did juvie never anything adult |
| When opendoor pumped first from 0,5 to 3$, a lot of guys tried to convince its an OpenAI derivative specialized in quantum etc, so many jokes about openai everyday |
| Crypto options?? |
| TSLA stock doesn't use logic.\n\nShould have done a different play. |
| Fat Jassy was best Jassy |
| I believe energy and industrial will have their moment in 2026. |
| DIA is outperforming on the backs of GS and CAT, neither of which will stay elevated if we get a hint of ai capital spend normalizing. |
| Damn I’m jealous ! |
| It’s the $5 his wife’s BF told him to buy chocolates with for their night out |
| Not sure if my English teachers were liberal or conservative.\n\nHow can you tell? |
| Someone bought puts |
| I’m at Disney with kids. The economy is fine if it’s this fucking packed at $200 per person on a Monday |
| Good luck |
| My worst no play when they dropped under $20 a few years back. I was all in spirit at the time. |
| Man I hope they hit |
| You already have a bet going - SPY to 676.7733000000001 before 12-Feb-2026 02:07 AM -05 |
| Who pays to rent a shopping cart? The ones that have a quarter you get it back. Figure it out. |
| !banbet you will become millionaires and I’ll win $1k. Let’s eat! |
| He didnt choke. \n\nHe just sucks. |
| What was original contract price? |
| Life has been better not trading options |
| Interest on debt is an expense you can deduct from your bottom line. It reduces the tax burden. It is inefficient to fund everything with equity. \n\nOn top of that the scale of the infrastructure build out is totally unprecedented. That infrastructure can be offered as collateral to reduce of the cost of the debt. But again, it’s a scale issue. |
| We might actually make money this way |
| You would've lost all your money last Wednesday when it went straight down. Don't take trading advice from wsb |
| Name something better for outsourced indian workers to use |
| Good call i didnt hve confidence should stayed in it |
| Already have one going on |
| Holding? |
| lol bers in shambles. so funny. |
| Easy way to lose money |
| what's the yield? |
| Microsoft was shit before you were born and possibly before your parents were born. It's irrelevant. It's like saying Tesla's cars are not very good. |
| An allowance - how old is the chump, 15????? |
| make a banbet or sybau |
| We built this city! We built this city on worthlesss poooots! |
| Is this not why you are here? |
| Im just waiting until June to get out of all my positions for tax purposes. \n\nHopefully WW3 doesnt break out. \n\nAlthough, that would probably be bullish. |
| Everyone uses it, and continues to use it even as it becomes objectively worse so calls it is |
| Dang. I was on the verge of buying ACM calls |
| Hoping Coke Cola pops (get it) on earnings in the morning, otherwise I will continue to CATcall with some XLE on the side. |
| either ur gonna be rich or ur bout to fund elons child support |
| I mean that’s another legitimate benefit (unless you think dollar is suddenly going to rally) |
| Do they not get the quarter back after returning like Aldis here? Those nickle and diming bastards! |
| I am definitely not new |
| Im back, what did you want to talk about |
| Easiest short ever. It's a car company with low, and shrinking revenue. Half the revenue of Ford and valued at a trillion. They're way behind on robotaxis and humanoid robots aren't making money for a decade. Oh.... And the cars can't drive themselves yet. Should be a $70 stock. |
| Hi regards 👋 |
| How many gfs and wives? |
| Huh ? |
| Say that before, not after smart ass |
| Health insurance prob |
| Was it Epstein's assistant at it again? |
| It’s such a shit product that IT decision makers love because they haven’t worked in the trenches in years. lol calls |
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| Crazy to think that a year ago I was going to go all in on 1 year AMZN leaps, would have lost everything instead of just being down 10% |
| We building a ketamine city on the moon |
| When was this a top joke because I don’t remember it and I’ve been here for a long ass time\n\nBro I spent all day at a wake and I’m a bit toasted, you got my hopes up for half a second I’m not gonna lie |
| The S&P 500 has the clearer chart (than the DJIA).\n\nI think we get some more Risk OFF/Warsh OFF days. |
| Just SPY and SPX options |
| Should be 36,524 DTE. 2100 is not a leap year. |
| Oh wooooow so a negative P/E means even more upside potential and I should double down??? |
| There had to have been a better way to phrase that. |
| Just keep doubling every time. Eventually you make it all back and then some. |
| Ok den |
| I will be writing down your username. Once this piece of trash stock begins to go in a downward spiral tonight leading into Friday, I will be sending you a photo of my monumental gains while you can cry in your little corner on your Chromebook staring at the loss you have due to being a shareholder of this trash company. Good riddance. |
| So what does Msft under 400 equal? |
| Prediction:\n\nGreen SPY AH is a fake out\n\nTomorrow: Red SPY in pre-market or open |
| My employer is switching from cherwell to servicenow. You can consider this insider advice. Buy.\n\n\nOr don't. I don't really care. |
| A good ticker is actually proven to be a big factor to get investors into your fund. |
| HOOD CALLS tomorrow load up |
| GoMan |
| Then it sounds like you have a net loss on your hands. Unless you made that money before the New Year |
| But 20 billion is worth alot more on Mars, after we dissassemble the universe to power our Dyson sphere. |
| Incredible, they just can't stop falling for the SNAP meme. |
| I need MSFT to go to $420 this week so i can afford valentines day gifts |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/Gas_No made a bet that ASTS would go to 115.0 within **1 day** when it was 102.77 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 0 wins and 1 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| Bend over |
| Roll them further, and if you've been holding since 2023 why didn't you get out when it was less than 300 |
| Soon we really all be American |
| Regard said he will be okay if 600K goes to 0, which is exactly why this will print |
| I didn't do nothin. 😏 |
| That’s why you don’t full port because you’re not a retard |
| At least we don’t pay to rent shopping carts |
| I’m buying it. To get my cost basis down lol. Bought at $45 last summer sometime. |
| U sexy ahh, check out my reply |
| Kid Suck 🤡 |
| Just put the chips in the bag. |
| Imagine living there and screaming the hard R tho. |
| Probably not much. \n\nSold an SLV call at a loss but it was up decently today (and expires Wednesday).\n\nPlaying the short game on stocks (DIA ETF puts).\n\nMade 15 bucks today. Not a lot, but it’s honest work.\n\nI am going to watch the tape, the charts and price action in Crypto and Silver to see if their respective sell-offs are over.\n\nIf I reload, it will probably be into more Dividend ETF’s. |
| I never would |
| At least you made $36 I think I was down $2k |
| Soon…\n\nHopefully very soon for this fellow’s sake. |
| Your $390 puts aint coming back to life buddy |
| My ancestors were more of the looking up variety |
| It’s a bit of both. It could be using funds you already have from continuing operations (which technically could be used to pay shareholders dividends of do share repurchases), or issuing more equity 🙂 |
| Papa jehnsen stole their gold dust and gave it to Samsung |
| revenue: 20 billion\n\nIPO: 1-1.5 trillion |
| TSLA got rejected twice at resistance so thank you for ensuring it's finally breaking through |
| OSCR kind of cranking AH. Maybe my puts are fucked. |
| You think I didn't take those gains and immediately lose it on 0DTE? |
| You're a double bottom. |
| Ameripoor so lazy they don't even bag their own groceries XD |
| ber: "bro... fuck it I can't take it anymore. I'm gonna go rawdog and buy one share of SPY..." |
| Google is trying to make sure they stay around for another 100 years...because debt never dies. LOL |
| NVDA 🚀 ATH on earnings |
| Teenagers dont have money so ads dont target them anyway. Ads are the main business of reddit. |
| Lucked out and sold all of my contracts at the absolute peak during market open. 200c 2/13 at -80% but turned into +15% at market open. 200c 3/6 and a few others sold at +70%. Since January I’m up $1500 / 988%. Should’ve gambled more than $500 of my warrior dividend |
| Bros talm bout some “slop mentality” and posted up like this like a good boy 😂😈u/sryhs\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/izpc6qh8njig1.jpeg?width=1206&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=635c98cb75204bf8ea107135f817b7e73404b6e4 |
| where is fast money? |
| What a pathetic quack you are. Why are you continuing this conversation? Guy thinks he’s on the Sopranos or something. \n\nSoft as baby shit like most people who believe anybody should just be able to take what they want without repercussions. \n\nPathetic |
| Them dum bers choked harder than Drake Maye last night 🐻 |
| This guy gets it. Like people can’t see that stocks with earnings and with ultra earnings go down because WS finds something to masturbate on it but it definitely will reward ASTS and will push it 10x from here. \nNvda is up 40$ from pre liberation day and they printing x50000k more money than ASTS will in 5 years |
| how are we looking now? |
| Yeah, my bad it’s 3SIL |
| When he hit you, he didn’t mean it. It came from love. It wasn’t his intention that you bled and broke a bone. Give him a second chance. Arms can heal. |
| Delete this |
| Don’t forget that there are thousands of your dead ancestors looking down on you disappointed |
| 🤡 |
| I bought 2 19 calls at the bottom today and am up 150%. It's 150$ but I'm with you! |
| How much did you put aside? |
| Enough to buy like a 720c 0DTE |
| Alright AAPL give me 280 tomorrow |
| Ballzy. Congrats |
| Yea, people are stupid. AI is never going to replace needing a record of truth for what work was performed by whom etc. This is a buy. |
| I think you should quit while you're still ahead. Ish. |
| Congratulations on graduating from college, if you’re telling the truth. What is your analysis on XLE ? |
| That's XOM leading look at CVX, COP, VLO on max monthly charts |
| A man of culture clearly. 🧐 |
| Still you made, now go 0Dte |
| The proxy groups are filling with casuals learning how to make cheaper cards that are good enough for their kitchen table. Instead of trying to figure out how to make ink and paper wrapped in plastic cheaper, WotC went all in on making literally everything worse. |
| Philly representing WSB |
| Not sure what my moves are for tomorrow. But I’m fairly certain they’ll be wrong. |
| Of course its a joke bro\n\nThis was a top joke in 2025 summer |
| hella embarrassing 🤡 |
| Where you think this is retard?\n\nHe probably got the $78K tied up in calls, he’d have to sell for a huge loss, AND give away to the tax clowns. 🫵🤡 |
| Sweeney blessed the market. We are going to 9k spy |
| TLT is a good asset to at least observe; if it dumps rates go up if it moons rates go down |
| https://preview.redd.it/a4z29dv0njig1.png?width=497&format=png&auto=webp&s=d12d38b611f75d9e6f2387500cf7ab61d7f9623f\n\ninverse the image |
| Home is living in the factory |
| Their real value is in being the only tech stock not spending $100 billion on AI |
| https://preview.redd.it/ywzkvbgymjig1.jpeg?width=607&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ed595f74fd2b2ee9e47f777e02e2fc88a702e9d1\n\nBuy MTG to bet on people buying the wrong stock ticker |
| Musk will pump it or short it himself to keep the stock at 420 as long as possible just for the lolz |
| Didn’t you hear? Claude killed all software companies. It’s dead man. Everybody is vibe coding their own software now. |
| Get back in? |
| We haven’t seen a red day in 5 months |
| Has communism ever worked? |
| Aren't their users mainly kids, and governments around the world are banning social media? |
| Just more expenses on stuff that will not actually produce revenue |
| This is going to a million tmrw |
| Was looking at tsla chart.\nlooking like a good long.... |
| Bro so help me god if I google this and it’s bullshit I’m coming to your house and kicking you in the balls, you don’t get a man’s hopes up when he has scores of dirt cheap leaps |
| Until you lose all in one trade |
| I know. $600->$2000. Could’ve been $4000. |
| You didn't see it? |
| You are sharing our account number. |
| it’s not really a yolo when you’re holding shares. you’re just long term investing |
| It's actually so pathetic, that it's funny. OP is so proud 😂 |
| what do you mean they have multiple labs for the rocket |
| yurp, finance and mathematics. quant job |
| Tbf, if he made that money in 2025 and lost it in 2026, He's cooked 💀 |
| I’m forced to use the microslop ecoshitstem for my government job. It’s genuinely the worst user experience in the world currently. It’s almost miraculous how buggy and shitty windows is for even the most basic of uses. You grandma could crash playing solitaire. It’s so bad. |
| Trading is literally extremely easy. Buy ATM 0dte QQQ calls at open. Sell when you see 20%.\n\nDo it again the next day. Rinse and repeat. |
| CRDO is up because it raised preliminary guidance for Q3 (reports on 3/2). This caused ALAB to pump(ER 2/10 AH) |
| What’s good boul |
| The competition is Eli Lilly... NVO in better spot this week then last week, but still second fiddle to Eli Lilly.... they are slowly losing market share because of the simple reason that Ozempic just isn't as good as Mounjaro, and suing Hims into the ground doesn't change that. |
| Might as well go to $0 so you can start fresh. |
| Meta Meta Meta\n\n\n\n\n\n\nThank you for your attention to this matter! |
| I really can't tell if you're shit posting or if you're just crazy over leveraged and desperately need MSFT to drop lmao |
| It’s called a ticker retard. 🫵🤡 |
| Probably lost it already |
| You know futures are a thing right? |
| Lol what did the degen do? |
| Yawn. Call me when they’re selling 100 year zero coupons. |
| Getting everything in order for the strikes. Next week after the second round of talks fail? |
| Lucky it pumped back up I had purchase orders at $15 long term easy $100 by EOY |
| Yall already doing taxes?!? |
| Based |
| Paperhands |
| You already have a bet going - SLV to 108.91839999999999 before 19-Feb-2026 11:18 AM -05 |
| which is not even this week |
| Wait actually? I got banned the last time I said retarded. Guess this is a test |
| !banbet Catch me outside. This jawn hitting |
| I could think of better ways to blow $600k |
| unless you sold covered calls |
| Because it’s internationals time to finally shine after getting dominated for what? 3 decades |
| I do, at 10 cents |
| I need GOOGL, META, and AAPL shrek dildos right now |
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| So who’s buying $hims and why |
| Poopin |
| I been here before. You can definitely get back to where you was man. |
| SPY has more strikes available you can do one width, but may as well do XSP in that case. But SPY is also usually more liquid so better spreads although I've never had a problem with XSP |
| Sorry, I see it now.\n\nYeah you said "equity's opportunity cost" so I was thinking about issuing more shares and selling more of the company. |
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| put the SVM earnings in the bag already I’m bored!! |
| Not terrible bet, SPX has major resistance at 7000 level and we pumped past 2 sessions with no fundamental shifts\n\n\nBut likely scenario is we will finally break through status quo thanks to your sacrifice |
| \n早上好中国。 现在我有冰激淋 我很喜欢冰激淋。但是《速度与激情9》比冰激淋\n\nIf you dont make 6 figures go somewhere else, you are useless to us - Chipotle |
| if I was an english teacher I’d be conservative… but i’d also be POOR LUL |
| 0dtes are the worst, just leap it up and afk, that's been my winning sauce |
| Holy fuck, that's a good one 🔥 |
| Opendoor reports earnings until Feb. 19, not Feb. 9. Was there a mistake in the Earnings Whisperer week calendar? |
| APP has had an earnings beat and surged after every earnings report for the last 2 years! That is 8 fkin earnings.\n\n |
| You can say ass on the internet bro, it’s OK. |
| Well good luck OP. Hope you print but you should know they have negative 150 PE. It’s a decent big stock which holds good levels but it’s already in downtrend while market is at ATH. While it reclaimed daily 50ema it’s still like 30$ from highs. I would by that only after spy goes down at least 10-20%. Also they are overhyped same as drone stonks. For people who gonna say they have gazillion clients in the future locked up via existing partnerships with major careers - AMZN has gazillion of clients and they still at the same price from 2024 despite actually having p/e. \nSo if market is not rewarding stocks with earnings how can you hope it will reward stocks with none? |
| Jesus man 🤣 |
| I need that to be a thing so bad |
| Sold my crdo calls before close 🥲 |
| Zxle for candians |
| BREAKING: OPENAI PURSUES NEGOTIATIONS WITH OPENDOOR ON $OPEN TICKER BEFORE IPO READINESS |
| What did you buy? |
| Everyone sleeping on BTG |
| How to best prepare? Nvidia earnings will cause a major crash. |
| You know, you could probably use some of those $78,000 in realized gains to cover that |
| Watching a position you’ve been bagholding finally turn green is the best feeling man can experience |
| "Oh no, my lobster is too buttery and my steak is too juicy" |
 US urges American ships to stay ‘as far as possible’ from Iranian waters New US Maritime Administration advisory comes after first round of indirect talks between Washington and Tehran. www.aljazeera.com |
| I support you man! Just really hoping for Tesla to die one day too. |
| Why would ppl buy UPWK, Ai has taken all their work! |
| https://preview.redd.it/c3837lvrljig1.png?width=834&format=png&auto=webp&s=f909b590dbe433b93bafe09ec42228dcb73f72ce\n\nGS says the same shit (can only post one screen shot but what they said is basically XLE profits from rising power demand from the data centers so even if oil stays right here they still win |
| Doing what and studying what? |
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| yall getting paid?\n\n |
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| Bill Gates’ alt account. |
| You do you \nWhile I sit here with 6 buck |
| Welp I’ll just be happy to get my money back |
| Ride or die homie |
| god speed retard |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/Competitive_War5658 made a bet that AAPL would go to 270.0 within **1 day** when it was 277.239 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 0 wins and 1 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| Mind of an average Linux user |
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| He’s an illiterate peeping tom with a neighbor named Irene |
| The lube has been applied. |
| After market close .. spicy |
| I don't know why I can't get this right. Is my banbet not degenerate enough? |
| stop being a dick |
| First was the Google Project Genie for AI game creation, but it is not even relevant for Applovin which is a pure ad-tech now, but Unity went down and dragged APP along. Then it got rekt by a short seller's report on alleged money laundering fraud, then came the anthropic scare followed by the tech dip last week. Overall it wiped out 45%. |
| You'll have to subscribe to my course for the DD |
| How does this happen?! |
| Where did Microsoft touch you |
| I guess a more reasonable comparison in terms of "insane size" would be Standard Oil Company. If they had put out 100 year bonds, they probably would have carried over to ExxonMobil. These loans would have eventually been paid back in that case, the fact that the entity split up and merged should not really matter. |
| Bears hope |
| it’s kinda nuts to read financial news that’s guaranteed to play out after you’re dead (basically after all of us are dead). |
| Stock market we moon together and we crash together |
| Imagine risking 800k for a 2% gain, this guy is going to lose all that money one way or another |
| spy says MCD calls here\n\n |
| You mean climbing back from -20 to -16? |
| Love your strategy |
| I made another comment kinda explaining it, but opportunity cost is just the ROI of your next best investment opportunity with the funds available to you.\n\nEDIT: there are also considerations around diluting equity ownership by issuing equity to fund projects but this pisses off existing owners which is its own “cost” |
| **Ban Bet Created:** **/u/Shah_an_shah** bet **MSFT** goes from **414.3** to **425.0** before **13-Feb-2026 05:09 PM EST**\n\nTheir record is 0 wins and 0 losses.\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| Praying on the downfall of all MSFT shareholders and microslop the company. Tomorrow, we will be opening red and will bleed back down into the 400's. On Wednesday, this is where the real magic happens. I expect MSFT to go down to$380, and then bleed down to $300 by the end of the month. Even at that price, this stock is still over priced AI garbage. Boycott MSFT. If you've bought MSFT, you're an idiot and deserve to lose your money. I will be laughing at you while it drops. |
| !banbet MSFT 425 4d |
| Short term vs long term would matter here |
| 😂😂Same, but in Duol! |
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| Oh that’s so easy. Full port tomorrow puts at open on Spx, then withdraw for double . |
| I don't think I've ever met a "conservative" English teacher. If you teach language arts, I'm pretty sure you lean one way. |
| > and equity’s opportunity cost is 10%\n\nHow do you figure this part out? |
| QQQ has been down since the summer, folks. DIA is outperforming SPY. This is what the start of every normal downturn looks like. |
| Came back after 5 hours. lol where is this bulpocalyspe I was promised 🤌 |
| ..for Nana.\n\no7 |
| Turns out I had a realized gain of $78k. I thought it was like $10k. I'm fucked. I'm gonna owe so much money. |
| Whether they beat earnings or not doesn't matter, but by how much. \n\n\nSometimes you buy calls and volatility is more of the price than just the suspected move. When that plummets because earnings become known, you lose regardless. |
| What? |
| bro goin crazy over here posting veiny ahh hand thirst traps😭 |
| Sure thing, he said he is excited to see you |
| Send your resume to Snapchat ASAP |
| Oh and that’s silver? A stable currency? Silver has been on a rollercoaster this year lmao |
| What's your DD? Because it's been red? |
| SPY predictions. Upvote if green tomorrow. Downvote if red. |
| I'm a premed student, so I really know my way around a naked body |
| screw you guys I'm joining r/gayforpay |
| Stock market is like a game of chess. You can’t reveal your cards. |
| 💀 |
| SLV up 8% and it’s not in the board 🤨 |
| Prince Barron made a sneaky little 100k bet. |
| the heck did CRDO report earnings early |
| He bought the “dip” yo. From +2500% it was like 2200% plus. Better than BTC at least |
| FISV should be interesting tomorrow morning. Earnings release before market open |
| Will Moderna beat earnings Friday or are my calls absolutely CHOPPED |
| so mad at myself for not getting any arm last week in the $90’s. |
| When your music sucks you have no choice but to sell out entirely. |
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| Maybe we see a significant Corn bounce soon |
| That's what we all expect, that's why we're all here 🤣 |
| Better be tonight 😵💫 |
| Okay GOOG, you’ve been down long enough. My $355 CCs expiring Friday are safe, so start shrek dicking up so I can sell another one around a $380 strike. Thanks fam |
| I can tell you've never been to Macau |
| My “anecdotes” are lived experiences. \n\nWhile Americans may be in general less healthy that does not excuse basic services like an epidural being administered by someone making over half a million a year with 3 months of vacation(again lived experience my literal next door neighbor is a doctor who I am very close to). \n\nOr maybe the owner of my company receiving 60k a month from a local health group for “consulting about how they can implement AI into their business”. Jokes on them the guy can’t even use the office printer and shows up 1 hour a week. It’s because his wife is a high up executive. This fool literally asked if we actually need SCREWS to finish a job. We build tooling for manufacturing. Yeah boss I’ll glue it together. \n\nOr maybe the time a customer told us to triple the quote and send it back to them because the medial manufacturing company it’s for “does not know better”. \n\nThe whole system is filled with grift but surely there is nothing we can do lessen the cost of developing a new drug.\n\nEnd of story yeah we will never meet in the middle on this if you are actually foolish and greedy enough to believe it’s the only path forward and there can be nothing done to bring down cost. That somehow Americans can spend a two months salary in an afternoon at the ER and how that is somehow sustainable. |
| Sudden? |
| I still can't completely tell whether corn is cooked or not |
| Options trading in my liberal english teacher's class |
| Probably the best idea on the thread all day. |
| Eyes on Iran tonight 👀 |
| Can’t wait for my 10th “fell for it again” award tomorrow. Anyone here know of a support group I can go to? Stupid fucks anonymous or something? |
| What positions got you here |
| Wendy's is catering you're all invited |
| Synonym for Epstein Island if you think about it. |
| Boring ahh day |
| Everything mooning all together after hours. I feel like it’s last Thursday in reverse |
| At least your income is good. How is the allowance thing going to work? |
| CRDO crushing the game of whatever it is they play. |
| Balls deep in RDDT calls, party on the lambo yacht in march |
| Let's see what will happen with this crazy administration... |
| It will come lol. Otherwise 🇮🇱 gonna release those videos of 🥭 |
| At least take out your 2500 |
| What you go in for ? |
| There is no delta. There is no volatility\n\nJust micro edges and swings of Pennie’s |
| VOO baby |
| Sounds like a plan. |
| People rotating into puts after pump |
| I bet you smell bad |
| Gonna start the Black Jewish Center of Excellence for Palestinian Homosexual Young Republicans, grift a few million bucks from the government, and retire to a nice little island in the Virgin Islands. |
| ”Um actually it’s ephebophilia” |
| Wait so everything is alright ?? |
| Nice try. |
| Since QE 1. |
| Circa 1976... |
| Why the sudden negativity |
| If I learned anything from “now is a good time to buy”, it’s that this admin decides what the truth is |
| No chance. Asians are good with their money |
| How do you know it won’t go down to 8? \n\nThe big money was coming from GLP drugs right? And now that stream is gone forever. So they are now like 100 times less profitable? So who says they are worth anything |
| It was announced today that META is building a snapchat clone since they unofficially can't buy anything without the FTC coming for them. We love a good underdog story but I think snap is just a dog |
| Seems sensible. S&p500 getting so concentrated in one high risk sector is insane. |
| TLT BEEN JUNK FOR 4 years |
| was alab today? |
| It will end it by going straight to 0. |
| Chipotle doing so bad they are testing happy hour\n\n Chipotle CEO: Here's why we are testing a happy hour Chipotle CEO Scott Boatwright said the company is about to test a happy hour offering. finance.yahoo.com |
| Got out of my 69k🌽 short alive 😮💨 |
| We are growing up here, but there are degenerative ways to invest in VT; like living in a sewer and not eating do you can buy more |
| Gross trade your own strat weirdo |
| might aswell buy Topicus at this point |
| Say what you want about OPEN pump last summer\n\nBut that was so funny i laughed my ass off despite losing cash |
| 1929 run on banks time |
| Imma full port HIMZ … not investment advice. |
| Wishing for a catastrophic global event just so I can make a few hundred dollars 😭😔 |
| You think so? I sold at breakeven today, starting to regret it |
| Those two aren’t mutually exclusive |
| I wouldn’t go 100% equal weight but you could come up with some mix of the two to lower the concentration some but still have it be cap weighted overall |
| VOO 💀 |
| What do you mean? Opportunities for calls or puts? |
| Good luck hope it works... |
| Hol up hol up hold up hol up |
| Time to load Wendy’s ! 💉💉💉 |
| If you are regarded enough or hate money enough to actually expect tech, AI, agriculture, the stock market, or any individual stock to go up or down to any extent over any period of time then I don't know what to tell you |
| Not yet, too much hope around, for the mid terms… |
| Good advice. |
| Don't listen to the haters, all you have to do is double your money 10x and you can retire with 20M+. |
| NVDA will have next leg up to 250 🤔 |
| Then take a look at Kohls (KSS) |
| kek |
| I know about the buffoonery but they just got include in the S&P. The baboonery will likely continue until the whole market crashes bad |
| Me too lol |
| Inflation. |
| Holding Applovin calls since the dip last week. It dipped significantly but already up almost 30%! |
| If I had a nickel for every time i farted, Id have one stinky nickel right now |
| Let’s get SPY back to the 500s we need more action |
| The N word has been a thing for more than 400 years too, yet every time a black person gets called one nowadays, they use it as a free meal ticket to attack. Are they getting all up in their "fee fees" too? Over words?\n\nAll that to say you are a moron.\n\nAnd btw, it was simple curiosity to question the hypocrisy. Not that I really care. You could call me white trash to my face all day and I would probably just laugh in your face until you got bored. |
| Wow dude. You’re rich 👍 |
| Mag 7 have been shit collectively. |
| You sure could, no one stopping you lol |
| Just sit back, relax, and watch it all burn. |
| Dream Halls, Mind Over Matter, Stroke of Genius. Anyone here remember Neutral Ground? |
| seeing my competitor's stocks moon while mine's stay flat is a bit depressing, but im not gunna buy competitors, just feels wrong |
| Me too, i think it's got no bad news left to price in going forward. |
| okay |
| I tried HIMS out of curiosity last year. I didn't really need it, but was hoping for a little extra boost. It was the worst experience I've ever had in my life. Nothing really improved and I woke up in the middle of the night with the worst knee pain I've ever had. I legit felt like a 90 year old man with arthritis. My knees have never hurt in my life. Never took it again. |
IDK if this will help (or hurt) anybody, but I got tired of everyone thinking I was being degenerate either at work or at the coffeeshop so I modernized a chrome extension that helps you do these things more discreetly. Hope someone can find it useful. Basically turns your web page into text only- no colors, no images. :  Decreased Productivity - Modern - Chrome Web Store Discreetly surf the web! Control exactly how you want web pages to look like. chromewebstore.google.com |
| life is horrible and yet I want to live |
| GOD DAMMIT LOCH NESS MONSTER |
| PSA: If you poop at night, it's most likely anus rot |
| I was glad it wasn't a civics lesson. |
| Tylenol during pregnancy vs Tylenol growing up |
| spy new new ath again this week |
| $697-$698 open tomorrow |
| Tenaz Energy is a good potential energy stock if you are looking for one. The bought the old Shell assets in the dutch north sea and are drilling loads of wells. Only 1 bil market cap |
| The only time I’ve seen a collective try for a pump was for OPEN and funny enough there were like 2 others tickers that were being pushed hard in the sub at the same time. They definitely lurk this sub no doubt.. which is the exact reason I wanna fuck them. |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/brock2063 made a bet that QQQ would go to 618.0 within **1 day** when it was 609.551 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 3 wins and 6 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| Thoughts on equal weight S&P ETFs if I want to avoid mag7 concentration risk? Like to perma-DCA in addition to my normal holdings |
| Raises chances of him attacking iran , my guess |
| Pump AMZN I just made 7k off my Microsoft leaps |
| I know right…. And for what? Pissed because the guy sings in spanish? What cucks |
| lol |
| You think puts would work as in buy the rumor sell the news |
| https://preview.redd.it/wwf6mw4zjjig1.jpeg?width=694&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3a6f112a56cb1f4bcc4a337cb1addd3819023c38 |
| Very. |
| Nothing changed, banks forced it down to get out’ve their shorts, still gonna moon |
| Welcome to thetagang! |
| Good, equities and PM's soar |
| His micro can’t get any softer bro |
| IGV calls are free money your welcome |
| RIP. |
| Yeah. Wish I had more cash to buy more |
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| Bro you started with more than I’ve ever had and you still have allowance money. Get some help, you are truly regarded. 🫡 |
| !banbet NVDA 210 4d |
| I’ve been selling puts on ASTS for a few weeks now. Managed to dodge assignment during last week’s pull back. If I was to calculate I’d probably have been better off to just buy and hold the stock over that time but it’s been fun regardless. |
| From what I've heard none of that works. Try getting banned, let me know for sure |
| More despair and suffering? |
| One day, 🐻 came home and found his wife riding his best friend hard.\n\nHe furiously went to the closet, grabbed his pistol and aimed it at his own head.\n\nWhen his wife started to smile and giggle, he yelled...\n\n>!Don't laugh! You're next 🫵😡🔫.!< |
| What the fuck is KD |
| No one wants the USD. It’s getting crushed. |
| Nature or nurture? |
| Yes- still down a shitload |
| Don't be disappointed, there is always next year. |
| African native here, didn’t watch but the Patriots won |
| Msft lowest PE of mag 7, currently loading up. |
| Ok bud |
| If you aren’t grifting the govs 10 trillion dollar budget you are doing it wrong in 2026 |
| Mad about what? My fun account is 200k meanwhile my retirement account is over 2mil 😂 |
| I’m balls deep already in them someone lend me $50k I’ll give you 2 points every month on top of the vig |
| Don't worry, the hedge fund bots will start something within a couple months |
| What about samsung and sk hynix? |
| I've been learning spanish for the past year so I was able to pick out the occasional word or phrase flying by. |
| Who makes this list, OPENdoor post earnings on Thursday the 19th not this afternoon |
| ^(G M E) |
| Stay in school longer and make 250k at 28. |
| AMBURGAH |
| I pulled out and just got back into it. This isn’t my retirement account. This is my fun account. Bros just mad 😂 |
| it's not as long as u dont have insider info. every company i've worked at has no clauses for trading competitor's stocks. ur only subject to rules concerning ur own companys stock.\n\nobv if u have insider info like u know ur company lost a deal to intel and u buy intel's stock ahead of time then ur gunna get SEC |
| -30% in one day? |
| IGV options 6+ months out are free money |
| We need to collectively try to pump something idc what at this point im lonely and want to feel apart of a team. |
| Why are there foreign bots on wsb? |
| We keep our socks on |
| 5 years of nothing followed by a random win that put you up meanwhile just holding tech would have you up nearly 3x doing nothing.. |
| Calls on JD Vance going to Tehran? |
| The admin saying "don't panic" is not bolish. |
| energy can't ever go parabolic because high energy prices will destroy the economy which will in turn destroy energy demand |
| Done. What's next? |
| XLE is literally 100% percent oil and the clowns on here are pushing an agenda to get people to buy in. People who are actually intelligent don’t try to convince or belittle others into doing things that are actually good for said people. The intelligent ones like to horde things and are antisocial because they don’t like sharing. \n\nThe whole post and interactions on here just scream “ buy the stock so I can sell the bags I’m holding”. |
| Then you would have to manage a Walmart\n\nIs it really worth it for 150k and the possibility you might be shanked by a methed out associate |
| Would you fly him out to me? In your little plane? |
| Leave Michelle alone! |
| Feels good only having to worry about buying more World ETFs or not, instead of stockpicking or options |
| Silver bers easing up their buttholes for what to cum. |
| Where do I buy 100 year bonds on Robinhood? |
| Silver surfer is the strongest Avenger |
| Ok buddy regard |
| I think he means the actual rope itself |
| https://preview.redd.it/w7xzbzq7jjig1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3b5df3055a5332b22c6e697f7b4156b7fa0f63ca\n\nHow is this essentially break even? |
| GLW is flying. Only 170% until it reaches the high set in 2000. Do we get there by 2030? |
| if you are not buying sofrware companies right now, you really hate money and/or are probably poor gen Zer |
| Check the weekly earnings thread. The key reports are listed there. |
| Coulda bought the mag 7 dip and instead buy a scam flying taxi company |
| In love I’m with MU price |
| https://preview.redd.it/gl4genw6jjig1.jpeg?width=628&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=104d962624a137a6220018505c6dec9f3e0e54e0\n\n |
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| Bullish. Means AI is working |
| !banbet LITE 620 7d |
| Silver might get to test $90 again as soon as tomorrow. At that point, who the fuck knows. |
| Fuck off baby raper |
| If you full port, losing everything is a **certainty**\-not just eventuality. |
| Fuck off baby raper |
| I twerked HARD the entire superbowl game\n\n 3.5hrs of fury |
| 🤷🏼♀️ |
| Right? lol |
| You qualify for low income housing in the Bay Area if you make 120k |
| Fuck off baby raper |
| Amen! |
| googl is hella wrong for what he did |
| lol glad you enjoyed it. To me they were dystopian as fuck. You WILL embrace the AI slop and let us surveil you, and you'll thank us for it. At least I didn't see any crypto ads lol |
| Webull has a friend. Hims to follow sooner |
| I could see it popping after earnings, just sell before the weekend if it does because it tends to sell off pretty quickly historically. |
| I fell for it |
| It's genetic |
| If you don’t have a job making 100k by 25 you are highly regarded in America. |
| MU only 30mill volume on a -3% day is crazy...so manipulated lol |
| When do they come out? Tomorrow? |
| Exactly my point. You’re essentially break even on your account and commenting about boomers only getting 10%/yr |
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| COIN should move +$100 after earnings. \n\n*This is for entertainment purposes only, not financial advice* |
| Trump is a baby raper and anyone pretending he isn't is a baby rape apologist. |
| True, I grow my own. |
| Financial guacamole! |
| No but Johnny is |
| Being retarded is not a choice |
| QQQ too. |
| Wanna do frotting? |
| That is next week. |
| This is unironically one of the reasons I choose not to invest in RDDT stock. Cannot believe the disconnect from the community. |
| Hims recovery out of nowhere |
| Murica |
| Christ on a pogo stick, VUG has been a turd since summer. |
| 🇺🇸HASSETT: SHOULD EXPECT SLIGHTLY LOWER JOBS NUMBERS. LOWER JOBS NUMBERS SHOULDN'T TRIGGER PANIC.\n\nHope y'all loaded up on the Ps and not the Cs. |
| No matter how regarded bears may seem, at least we can all agree that working for a living sucks ass and fuck this rat race. \n\nI agree with y’all but your methods are only ensuring you work for even longer lmao |
| Calls or puts |
| Sandisk, MU, western digital, Samsung all looking good price rn |
| They released some random memo that they expect to guide much higher for next quarter during the March 2 earnings |
| Don’t forget SPDW! |
| https://preview.redd.it/3exrclerijig1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=00399294a4d82032c0a2549b422fcb4f1dc10375\n\nHere ya go |
| https://preview.redd.it/80t53hcrijig1.jpeg?width=986&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5403ad0c63afa441094c0b209dcc06c07e9fd112 |
| Hims will blatantly copy/steal another drug that helps with heart attacks next |
| Need asts to pump, badly |
| Full port bro, the best time to catch a move is after it’s been making it for two days |
| Nah I been sold for profit lol |
| Surprised MU didn’t recover more |
| that's what VPNs are for. \n\n\nOr, just wait a couple of weeks. |
| Let's go ALAB |
| Really ? What’s your analysis on XLE and did you even graduate from college ? |
| $ROPE looking good at these levels |
| is mu cooked til march or what |
| I’m torn, not sure how to play it. |
| Post a comment to this of your all time gains otherwise this post means nothing. |
| My original point isn't if they'll win, only that people would *definitely* sue. |
| Earnings next month what's this random pump |
| Will QS make me a bagholder if I jump in tomorrow? |
| Now we just need a green Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, and Friday in a row! |
| They’re definitely ripping if you look at it from a U.S. dollar perspective |
| Guh it’s the Sell signal |
| Care to make a gentleman's wager??? |
| what do my degenerates think about lyft? thinking to scoop some uber shares/longs, but if their results are great uber may dip and extra 5% |
| crazy shite the kid kidnapped by ICE was the at super boll Sunday LMAO and crazy shite Bad bynnu got married dangggggg |
| SGOV and wait 10 years |
| Yo.. You ever been in prison? It sucks balls |
| Mr Larkin. I hope you know that I don’t take long times to reply lightly. |
| Snapchat only seems to have adults who use it in the to catch a predator community |
| a green monday, ill fuckin take it |
| gulp |
| My international ETFs are ripping this year why are we into SPY? |
| im a quant but ok🤣 and thanks, i wasnt planning on stopping anytime soon. You put any thought in revisiting grade school? |
| I mean IBM stretches back into the 19th century, so well over 100 years old.\n\nWho knows, with how powerful some of these private enterprises have become maybe Alphabet will have its own moon colony one day. |
| No fucking context at all. 0 useful information about your trades. -- That's how you trade too. -- That's why this happened. -- What are we supposed to do with this information? -- Talk shit? -- Give you a pat on the back? -- This is a garbage post that only prompts garbage responses -- How about some fundimental criticism. -- Details matter. |
| Hahaha yeah that was me I screenshot being down and margin called, it was either on this account or my other one |
| Recovered 50% of my ass beating last week and I’m cheering like a trained seal. |
| world needs to be dynamically unstable sometimes 🤷🤷♂️🤷♀️ |
| You already have a bet going - MU to 447.71160000000003 before 05-Mar-2026 11:16 AM -05 |
| !banbet |
| Automatic down vote for anyone who refers to this company as Rocket Labs. |
| Lots of rich people seem to believe they may live forever |
| SNAP legit entering penny stock category |
| Hell yes |
| I want to buy rddt, is it a good price atm? Was looking to get it lower but it looks like the price stabalized? |
| Don’t fomo you’ll have plenty of opportunities on Wednesday |
| SPY dailies. Pick a direction and prey |
| Flat all week\n\nDon't @me |
| Bad Bunny isn’t my cup of tea, but you know what? That’s fine. I also don’t live life assuming everyone has to cater to me. \n\nThe sets were cool though and the choreography was good, but yea, the music just isn’t my taste and that is perfectly fine. |
| Was it you that made that thread \nI remember commenting guy is a believer, should have kept my mouth shut and bought calls instead |
| Idk being right all the time sounds pretty good.. |
| It's better to be a realist than either of those extremes. |
| Wouldn’t you be better off buying $NVO calls? Took a huge dip after earnings due to forecasting increased competition, but that competition just folded thanks to FDA (someone please reassure me that my April 65$ calls won’t expire worthless) |
| I should sell 1000 year debt |
| Truly impressive you didnt take a loss |
| Orange monkey apply 1st year econ knowledge against other nation's PHD economists who literally wrote books on the subject |
| i’m not retarded expires wednesday 😎 |
| You could stop buying FD’s and your life would be so much easier. |
| Stocks do this cute thing where they moon whenever I’m away from the charts |
| Hope ur right bro my monthly calls are burning |
| my broker didn't approve my level 2 options trading request so now I'm looking for another broker |
| lamo, whos kid is this 😂😂😂😂 |
| on your mum |
| nicely done fellow WSB vagabond |
| It’s always calls |
| Big drop in dollar today. |
| It’s better to be an optimist who is sometimes wrong, than to be a pessimist who is always right. |
| I provided some technical analysis of his gains.\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/ikppripyhjig1.png?width=1066&format=png&auto=webp&s=4b1724c26d5134bcb275260de237cebb9aa87afa |
| You can't, they fingerprint your devices |
| Don’t finna do it snaps mid fr fr |
| Nice … ended up missing it did not pull the trigger…\n\nGot puts for Fiserv tomorrow though |
| lmao, theta is going to cuck them 0dte sooo hard 🍆 |
| VOO shares |
| I'm up in arms rn |
| Value trap |
| If you are upset MU isnt going up you might have no brain cells |
| SB streaker is a trader \n\n🫵 lmao |
| You think we hit $90 before close tomorrow? |
| Wtf u be posting on ur page? Veiny ahh hands😂 |
| #Nope! |
| yeah im expecting an eps of 0.7+ and revenue of 1.48B. if that happens and the market doesn't tank (like today) then i could easily see it returning to the 100 area. especially if forward guidance is good. we'll see though, last week had good earnings and stocks went down |
| omg too many peoples r like me. tmr gonna be flat i can already tell fuck |
| Been trying it for a while now, Ive made some money but no lambo yet |
| Rather be in prison than live like this |
| Not arguing that. And i totally agree. I was just commenting on someone that said they print for few cents and sell for 150. |
| If you have doubts and need to ask, you sell, as it means the fundamental reasons for which you bought are either overlooked, ignored, or not there. |
| Shit ass bot |
| He finna retarded |
| Slop mentality |
| That it's a good time to panic. 😱 |
| Qs and U will run this week lol |
| 👏 👏 👏 come back in 3 weeks and tell me how smart you are when it’s red. The people who think they are intelligent rarely are. Keep that condescending attitude though, it suits you. |
| If you’re looking at some of your positions and stressing because they haven’t gone up like other stocks *cough MU cough*\n#\nIt’s important to remember: it’s ok to be wrong but you can’t **stay** wrong. |
| Proudly |
| Imagine, giving a shit one way or the other about a halftime show. |
| SPY is waiting for me to bend over so it can try to stick jelly beans in my ass *again* |
| Doesn’t change that you don’t actually meet with anyone. They don’t verify any of your data. \n\nYou can say you are 5’2” and 200 pounds when you are 5’6” and 135, and they don’t know any different. |
| I believe you, ive been burned plenty in that area. |
| Ok 🥭 I need you to either pump the market or just stay quiet for a week. |
| I should text him |
| Die NFLX, die bitch. I am gonna load up calls next month. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) |
| You mean fucking bagholding?\n\nr/bogleheads\n\nr/valueinvesting\n\n🫵🤡 |
| Anyone playing VKTX earnings? |
| 🤣🤣 homie’s 2/13 puts are -80% today |
| Do i keep my CRWV 2/20 calls before NBIS earnings? If NBIS pops up I probably get some sympathy play without IV crush |
| **Ban Bet Created:** **/u/Fair_Grocery_1839** bet **SNDK** goes from **585.15** to **650.0** before **16-Feb-2026 04:45 PM EST**\n\nTheir record is 0 wins and 0 losses.\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| I have 100 calls for next week. Will let it run a bit |
| ber penis so small it could pop a balloon |
| !banbet SNDK 650 7d |
| I'm guessing you haven't seen the people restocking produce at the grocery store |
| just do it ✔️ |
| Flair checks out |
| I met and got a picture with moot so I guess i am less than 6 degrees of Kevin bacon away from Epstein\n\nSomewhat of a financier myself too |
| well ur clearly regarded because unless the interest on these things is like 8% it's a perfectly normal and efficient way to raise capital |
| Chat, what does it mean when the White House issues a press release that says "don't panic"? |
| Already exposed … |
| I prefer all egg = 1 basket |
| People say that you are what you eat 🔥 |
| U got a girlfriend or nah Johnny |
| VXUS and VEU smoking SPY 🤌 |
| The only thing for the last 26 years, that I can think of, that unites the left and right is the police state. |
| lamo |
| Don’t start a family |
| You trying to get my #? General Brevis |
| It's the 19th, mods selling weeklies to us I guess |
| Yes, but 2DTE puts to cover my spy breakout calls. Balance, or mushroom or something like that |
| This is the way |
| Is the operation removing drumpfs sharted diaper? |
| Who cares. That's small money\n\nOil and weapons are big money |
| I may be broke, but at least I'm handsome |
| All those UPWK calls lmaooo |
| There it is. UPST, my nemesis. |
| All your homies are 🌈 |
| You are right about the bid-ask spreads. There are solutions to that. I was just trying to give helpful advice to a guy not learning after 11 years of trading; seeking a "glorious return." |
| i need spy to die or i’m utterly fucked tmrw |
| I’m selling that shit…as soon as I break even |
| My thoughts exactly, I hope you're a week or two out at least! |
| Going to 60 😁 |
| I heard of a stock market strategy I was skeptical of. It’s called have a balanced port.\n\nHad anyone heard of it or done it? |
| double bottom exists bro |
| 11k left |
| This is why Rddt is drilling. |
| HOW STUPID ARE YOU. ITS AT ALL TIME HIGHS, ITS IMPOSSIBLE TO BE BAGHOLDING. \n\*Takes a deep breath and remembers he's talking to a low IQ individual on reddit\*\n\nim sorry I yelled at you. To put it in words you can understand, goog aghaagag goo goo ga ga. |
| Wonderful. MSFT will be opening red tmrw and bleeding whole day until Friday. |
| I think it’s just an inverse, highly leveraged TLT, right? \n\nIdk what TLT does this week. Rounding off for a drop or slingshot pullback? Looks kind of bullish to me, especially since Takaichi got the vote\n\n30 year bond auction published later this week I think, alongside inflation data. Silver either thrives or dies. \n\nIdk, I’m a regard. Don’t listen to me |
| Thought about it! But it’s ok if I lose all. I think there’s an advantage to staying disconnected with the money … |
| why dont you full port then ?😏😏😏 |
| $QS is the play |
| Can we go back to when the crypto, metals, and stock market aren’t in sync ran by the same bs predatory algos |
| Nike sells product to distribution and other retailers for about 50% of the final sale price. Not any different than Hasbro selling it wholesale to distribution, or selling it directly on Amazon for closer to retail and capturing more (like Nike selling directly) |
| > LinkedIn\n\nI would rather fucking die. |
| All my homies love NFLX |
| Sucks for you buddy cause it will |
| Hows your puts doing |
| You're a real one for supporting this post I hope you know that 👑 |
| I like how they wrapped the surveillance state in a fuzzy wrapper. You think stopping this would be something that would untie the left and right. But noo. Peddle lost dogs to women and big brother just got bigger. |
| How tf you do it all?\nI have money in index and I have 3 digits returns. |
| wow you’re fucked lmao |
| The real deepstate is the friends you made along the way |
| Are they posting bot accounts on here now? What psyop is this ? |
| How much you got |
| If you do well at trading you level up from WSB daily thread to selling trading courses on a tiktok live stream to noobs, the best go straight to YouTube. |
| I said aladeen the stock not aladeen it! that's why you lost money |
| **Ban Bet Created:** **/u/itssomeidiot** bet **MSTR** goes from **137.45** to **142.0** before **16-Feb-2026 04:42 PM EST**\n\nTheir record is 28 wins and 19 losses.\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| *North American |
| If you invested in SPY in the last month you made less money than if you invested the same money in SGOV. |
| I’m all in on margin god is good |
| !banbet MSTR 142 7d |
| Look at his LinkedIn page for the Meta reference |
| Me clicking ads to revive my RDDT calls |
| Pls reach me what this means. Why it works and how you know which is the price to put |
| Hood need to moon for me |
| No you guaranteed 50 by June |
| Where’s that meme where one person jumps on a rake and hits their face, and then another person kickflips into a grind, spins on the air and then lands on a rake and hits their face. |
| Shit, dated a girl whose dad was one. Problem with it is you typically have to be an assistant manager for shit pay and 70 hour weeks for like 20-something years. You basically get that all that big money shoved up your ass a nickel at a time. |
| Loading up on AMZN shares, when the next leg up happens everyone will be crying about why they didn’t buy and how obvious it was, as always |
| chloe is the goat |
| Finally, the world is healing ❤️🩹❤️🩹 |
| Finally + gonna |
| And yet he hasn’t made up to 3% of his initial investment. I like you didn’t deny he’s a bag holder. |
| Silva 250 💯. |
| Yes. $696P |
| Your call big guy |
| Anyone have a play I can make my 4k back with? Real financial advice. Thanks. K bye |
| Oh the earnings thread lies and OPEN doesnt report today. |
| $696P expires tomorrow at close |
| Mother of all pumps ,I remember reading a thread from a guy all in on crdo and instantly forgot it existed |
| Honestly, one of the worst CEOs who isn't outright comitting financial fraud. About as close to the distinction you can get. |
| Thanks you just confirmed silver more room to run |
| ALAB trading like a meme stock |
| **Ban Bet Created:** **/u/WFP97** bet **SLV** goes from **75.42** to **80.0** before **16-Feb-2026 04:40 PM EST**\n\nTheir record is 0 wins and 0 losses.\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| !banbet SLV 80.00 7d |
| Seems to be the 19th. |
| Put half into a etf ? Worst case you'd get half a car? |
| Lowkey shooting myself in the foot for not buying SLV at like $55. I don’t wanna miss out again lmao |
| It's funny. There's another company out there that used to be about the biggest in the country 30 years into its existence in the 1920's. 100 year bonds on it would have actually paid off well and been very safe for many decades...until they weren't. You don't see too many Sears stores alive and kicking anymore eh? |
| Sure, but they’re dealing in volume. A few cents per pack has a meaningful impact at that scale. |
| MU under 400 and you nervous about calls? Sheeeeeeeeeit. |
| Crdo just mooned |
| Alwaz Habeen sounds like an Islamic fundamentalist |
| It’s literally the opposite. This is exactly what you do if you believe in moneyless AGI society in 100 years |
| He’s not going to do anything until he has a nickname for the ayatollah, could take years |
| RING: "If you don't let us sell your data to the police then who is going to fucking ~~shoot~~ find your dog." |
| This makes no sense. He thought he called the bottom, it bottoms out at 16 and bounces back to his initial buy in, then he sells? What did he think a stock that lost 50%in 6 months was gonna look like? Did he assume he bought it at the absolute lowest? If he was confident in the stock rebounding this should have been a great day. Some people have more money then sense |
| On SPY? What strike price? |
| SHOW ME YOUR BANBET !!!! |
| Setting my shares to sell at 430 60d otm? Priceless. |
| its a 9 year breakout |
| Never say never or ever….:-) |
| Bye it |
| who gives a shit if Reddit bans you lmao just make a new account \n\n\n\n\n**U/SPEZ IS A MASSIVE GAYLORD** |
| wtf 🤣🤣 |
| You expect these regards to understand the difference between a sector specific ETF and a commodity trust? |
| Everybody laugh at this guy |
| bro how stupid are you??? its at all time highs |
| If you don't like Bad Bunny, focus on the girls shakin they asses. |
| it sure boost my confident tho 🤌 |
| Pussi |
| This is true, but the bloods would take him out in a drive by |
| Thanks for your sacrifice |
| ..... Why not? |
| Money lazer |
| Idk i bought total energies 2 weeks ago and made ~10%. Also my terna stock is slowly but consistently going up and dividends are also ok |
| Is OPEN doing earnings right now or wat. WSB says AH. Think or Swim has it for the 19. |
| Hoods gonna crack 90 tomorrow easy\n\n\nPut to call for 85 is .43. Super bullish energy out there |
| Wanted to buy RACE calls but the bid ask spread was disgusting. They’re gonna report stellar earnings tho, especially because of the amount of money MMs have been making on fucking everyone over. Some are probably even getting two or three Ferraris at once. |
| name is fitting |
| I loved Bad Bunny. Beautiful set, singing and dancing. Unbelievable production value.\n\nMessage of love over hate and unity was on point.\n\nI think my one small critique is they could have made it a little more inclusive if they had subtitles. I wanted to really know what was being said. Probably those who are xenophobic, "speak english in America!" crowd would feel more at ease as well too.\n\nClearly the song was a story with many scenes and even opera provides scene by scene synopsis and notes of the basic plot for those who don't speak Italian.\n\nObviously also if you didn't enjoy it, you'd still have to be unbelievably emotionally fragile if you needed to go an alternative safe space. |
| Impressive, now let’s see their operating profit and cash flow |
| Her initial career ending injury was in 2013; spent the last 13 years working to come back from it.\n\nInjured her ACL again 9 days before the event. Decided to brace it and say fuck it yolo (which I mean I get, this was literally her last chance to ever try again and she spent 13 years to get back here).\n\nAnd then had a nasty nasty wipe out, I believe broken leg minimum but maybe more injury.\n\nUnclear if wipe out is related to injury but seems likely; she clipped the gate is literally what cause the wipe but was that because her injury was impacting performance? Or did it prevent any chance of recovery? I don't know if we know yet. |
| Technology is worthless unless I make money from it |
| lmao, fuck SLV bull that bought SLV at top 🤡🤡🤡 |
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| im inversing you lil bro |
| Sometimes I just enjoy a simple starlight mint |
| Why … just why |
| Use stop losses so you stop panicking. |
| Can someone explain why asteralab is pumping so fckin much all of a sudden? Wtf?? |
| Do you have any concrete proof that is possible, because that is a big claim. \n\nI've seen some comprehensive studies where they are saying 99+% of day traders not only under perform the market, but actually lose money. Mostly due to compounding efficiency losses from bid/ask spreads.\n\nI'm not asking as a gotcha. I am genuinely interested. |
| I just finished my first full year without IG, life has definitely been a lot better. Subbed out ig for the stock market 😂 |
| https://preview.redd.it/l2l1iby5gjig1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=db43429ca01366f21984920cb4ca7ecbcf707389 |
| It's called a hedge. |
| I’m tired of people complaining about US-Iran “negotiations” which are a theatrical show of diplomacy from the US + stalling before one of the largest operations ever |
| HE WILL, relax |
| Anyone more regarded than the Snapchat CEO? Dude is a legit clown |
| I really hope so. |
| Silver wants ATH again? |
| Every time I buy a stock I really believe in, I sell it as soon as it’s up 20%-30%, and then it continues to 5X-15X (SOFI,PLTR) On the other hand, if it goes down 10 cents, I panic sell. |
| That's the case almost every day, either calls or puts. But you don't see a lot of people taking 1k to 30 k from Monday to Friday |
| Except gold won't suffer much from a recession, if it finally hits (FED too hawkish and fails to kick this shit can of an economy further down the road). That's my only concern going deeper into energy stocks (staying mostly in gold/silver stocks for the time being, just some starter positions in energy). |
| not horrible! |
| Calls it is |
| Convexity will more than save you bro |
| Reggaeton is straight up just club music that requires u to turn off your brain. Kid Rock is a byproduct of the 2000s rock/rap scene |
| Naming off a bunch of international, multi-billion-dollar telecommunications companies is somehow irrelevant/not a flex? That's one of the most ridiculous things I've seen said in a while. Obviously it's significant. |
| Exp tomorrow? |
| yk what they say about Kid Rock |
| Energy will never go straight up due to government envolvment |
| Glad I wasn’t the only tard who saw em |
| All I can say is the commercials yesterday gives me some hope America is back. Last few years they have sucked eggs. They were pretty good yesterday! |
| Yo 🥭 now would be a great time to announce a special deal with Microsoft 👀 |
| 10's of hundreds |
| If you want, send me whatever you can spare out of the allowance and I'll start a trade account for you |
| vlad you better have done well or else ima get deep fucking value back on the mic |
| from the river to the sea, my HOOD calls will be free! |
| Puts at close tomorrow. Thank me later |
| If only I could weaponize it instead of just being awkward |
| flowing OUT of snap you mean \n\ninstagram gonna steal all their users |
| Never. Gross. It’s for lazy, non fit people that don’t work out or care about their health. Imagine some 16 year old, zit faced punk touching his balls and then your food. Yuck. |
| Bought mad outs in $ON at close, fucking beautiful |
| Do you wanna make out? |
| A 👏 M 👏 D 👏 |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/Short-Dependent7676 made a bet that SPOT would go to 400.0 within **1 hour** when it was 416.238 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 16 wins and 27 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| bro market makers just saw your plan... you're fked |
| I dont understand how people enjoy reggaeton, or how they enjoy... whatever Kid Rock is. This world is so alien to me 🫠 |
| I heard even Walmart managers are making over 150k a year with stock bonus and everything. Shit I should have worked for a company that gives stocks on the side and a discount for them |
| I like the way you think |
| Yeah I’m in on MU, let’s go. |
| I'm ripping in ah |
| **Ban Bet Created:** **/u/disgusting-puppy** bet **MSTR** goes from **137.59** to **120.0** before **14-Feb-2026 04:35 PM EST**\n\nTheir record is 0 wins and 0 losses.\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| How my year has gone\n\n+12k\n\n-4k\n\n+4k\n\n\nI went back to cash and locked myself into boring, properly hedged shares for my own good since I’m beating SPY/QQQ |
| !banbet MSTR 120 5d |
| Theta or sell off until Wednesday. Then you’ll have a hint. Friday you’ll have your answer |
| Amazon disappointing af today |
| SNAP is just a P&D game on the option chain.\n\nIf you want to play deal, don't buy. JS. |
| Marketing wasn't needed and the government did that. Regulatory was bypassed or speeded up. Trials were speeded up. So no it wasn't as expensive as a normal drug. |
| AMKOR cant even hold. we are so back to dumping stocks for shit reasons |
| Advanced money destroyer \n\nTies with Taiwan, high risk low reward |
| marking your words 🙏🏻 |
| I should call her |
| sold my HIMS 21 & 22 puts and rolled the profit into selling long 17 puts which cost me nothing with the premium and profit |
| The price in event was last week. This week is boring theta week with data. Next week is massive green rocket. |
| Bought mine half hour before close ATM. Up 27% at close |
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| Been holding since November....😁 |
| It's very simple.\n\n100 years is basically never and it can even be rolled over if they even make it that far.\n\nSo basically they just have to make more from the money than the interest payments. Not necessarily a very high hurdle for them. |
| Advanced money destroyer 220c 13 feb at market close am I fried |
| Just kidding because you bought it. |
| No way |
| Goog if it’s movin. APLD as well |
| I bought NET |
| U can call Bad Bunny shit, but to say Kid Rock is any better is straight delusional |
| Bonehead lol |
| It could, like today I was watching my pet tickers and forgot about qqq. Called it yesterday on this sub @ 615 but of course I didn't get in |
| financial zionism |
| Then what |
| Wait till the merger lol. |
| \nDo you know how many people go back to the places that caused them pain because even if it hurt at least it was familiar hurt with potential upside, but at least the upside of familiar hurt |
| My exact thoughts but then again I am retarded |
| Markets will tank next week biggly after orange man is exposed explicitly by new Epstein incriminating pics. Puts it is. |
| It’ll skyrocket because it’s undervalued |
| I was hesitant to buy SLV at $55. I’m never making that mistake again |
| Nobody cares about those ridiculous lawsuits, half of the companies has one running all the time. Effect: ZERO |
| Dozens of Dollars are flowing into $SNAP |
| Same thing |
| While I can understand Bad Bunny can’t be enjoyed by everyone, there’s no WAY these ppl can convince me Kid Rock is better |
| GGs |
| NOOOOO GT missed 😭 |
| Inverse week. Green through Thursday, then big Clifford on Friday |
| Dude is talking out his ass |
| IV going to clap them cheeeks soo hard 👏👏👏 |
| I'm confused, is she going to fucking ruin the economy or not. Isn't she waiting to start some kind of military rise or some shit with China? |
| on the vix? sure why not |
| yes |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/brucekeller made a bet that SPY would go to 687.61242 within **5 hours** when it was 694.558 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 5 wins and 17 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| Cmon CCCX… do something |
| Ready for day 2 of the bol rally\n\nBers not allowed |
| Open? Good says it’s not today |
| You’re a legend 😭 don’t stop believing |
| Can anyone explain AMD? |
| I just need to 10x 2 more times and ill be ok |
| And we’re united statesian |
| By our powers combined... |
| She just injured herself on the downhill.\nDon't know how bad. Hope she's o.k. |
| Good day for ibmx 😊 |
| Anyone playing VRT earnings Wednesday morning? Seems like with AI spend this quarter could be massive. |
| Don't do it bro, I've heard it''s next to impossible to get your account back if you lose it for good. I mostly stick with finance subs for that reason and mute whatever other crap reddit puts on my home page |
| I bought some 1DTE spy puts at like 4:05 and they lost 13% of their value in the last 10 minutes of trading where spy only gained 8 cents.\n\nOn a scale of 10 to 10 how dumb am I? |
| 5+ bagger on UPWORK puts |
| we can always work at wendys together |
| new 52 wk high? calls |
| CLOV is the kushner one right? been burned on that in the past... |
| All this pumping on HOOD and I’m still below my cost basis from catching the knife last week \n\nFix your shit Vlad I know you’re in this thread |
| Remember when we were all here to make money. Nowadays it's just bulls and bers whining at each other. Stfu |
| Heh, class action out there too for the algos headline they put out two weeks ago |
| hilarious to see this the same day i buy puts because instagram is developing alternative |
| UPWK puts gonna print 🙏 |
| Id buy a million shares at 0 |
| Sprott Physical Copper Trust, soon to be listed on NYSE Arca (TSX for the time being). But it likely won't get options, just like the other Sprott closed funds. |
| Stx mu sndk and WD look juicy at those prices. Bought STX and MU today cuz i think its best value |
| you got out of it with no loss, why re-enter later into a falling knife to have the same stress all over again? |
| NET earnings tomorrow |
| After today’s price action my bro must be filling applications now. |
| Puts it is. |
| Yep -45% in a month based on no change whatsoever |
| Me too !! |
| might go to the beach this week |
| Maybe, but since I’ve added a third monitor, I’m losing money 3 times as fast. |