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| Metamucil® |
| I wish a reporter would ask 🥭 if he ever had some of the jerky |
| There is also https://www.quiverquant.com/ |
| Agreed. Ill watch from the sidelines. |
| Just wanna say MJ is still the goat. |
| LEU leaps |
| Don't do Trump's. Nancy's picks were smart . |
| btc will go sideways, i do think it could remain that way even when the spy reaches record highs in march BUT btc will follow and catch up fast. |
| Those apps keep popping up in my feed for the last week. Really sus. |
| Its raining and this girls wearing yoga pants |
| That RYI thing seems like a scam:\n\nRYI is a $5bn/yr steel distributor, RS (AMI parent) is a $14bn/yr steel distributor.\n\nWe're talking about 30-35% of revenue for 2 years for RYI or 10-15% of revenue for 2 years for RS. And again it's a low margin business...\n\nThere's a reason RYI has market cap $1bn despite $5bn/yr in revenue. |
| Sounds like that field has more integrity than AI and machine learning. |
| This sub could stare at the window of a washing machine and find deep meaning about what will happen next in the world based on how laundry spins. |
| Hood at bull puts tommorow for another day of free money |
| But was that last December? Because period of performance started Jan 1, 2026. |
| Thanks Boris |
| That's actually one of the funniest comments I've seen here in years. |
| Why bother opening the market if its only job is to dump |
| It's so back! We're joever! |
| ASICS nimbus mogs both |
| TLDR: The AI trade isn't over, it's just fundamentally shifting from dot com era madness to useful technological integration. |
| Its not fully permitted B.C just hates mining |
| Where does it say that |
| my personal risk tolerance is a wave function |
| To summarize, yes the bag 7 will rebound 5% this year. |
| They have like 90 days to disclose. Literally a lifetime in stocks |
| WDC $329 pre market… |
| Pooping currently |
| sir, this is copenhagen |
| The tech beauties of 2025 will consolidate, but not tank. \n\nA lot of commodities boomer stocks, and stuff like airlines will pump, as they need their fair share. \n\nOverall SPY doubles in the next 2 years. |
| Burkino faso is based |
| It says its being awarded to either RYI or AMI Metals, Inc (owned by RS)... be careful boys. |
| Nvda gonna go down I think |
| I mean, hell, I hope the dude makes 20m. Someone should make some cash outside all these jerks in DC. I'm convinced interns at the WH are gonna walk away as multimillionaires once this is all overwith. |
| Tldr please |
| boomer uncle facebook status |
| imma buy ADBE too |
| Can't you just buy $NANC? It's done pretty well |
| I am eagerly anticipating hourly updates about whether we're back/it's so over based on every single SPY movement. |
| I’m in love with a stripper |
| my current thesis is that the rotation out of saas stocks is going to back fire as companies like microsoft that aren't solely saas rebound very well. the valuation compression right now is juicy, and i think Amazon is also going to benefit. the integration of AI isn't going to look like boring meme generators or shitty superbowl commercials, it's going to look like searches that are so highly optimized you can barely believe it, product placements and recommendations that work for the ad buyer, and data aggregation that rivals anything you can comprehend. at this point I'm long GOOGL, MSFT and AMZN. The rotation out of tech is a buying opportunity for companies you believe will survive, and I'd bet my bottom dollar that GOOGL will be crowned king when this is all over, AMZN isn't going anywhere and MSFT is going to rebound. |
| I don't think these green futures will hold. My reasoning is that I'm holding puts. |
| Not sure what kind of sources are you interested in... how markets work in general? (i.e. economics) or the "math" behind markets (because that path requires more than a single source... you need to spend time studying mathematics). You need to be specific |
| He’s getting his biweekly Alzheimer’s brain flush |
| Works until it doesn’t. Let’s see how you do in a long bear market |
| Can't hide those aging skeleton hands, dog killer. |
| Rip to a legend |
| #Quarter mil loss on Tesla. Finally pure retardium |
| atleast I am not in the Epstein files. |
| Those bond holders are fucking livid lmaoo |
| I’m so fucking sick of people acting entitled to my time and attention. I don’t owe you shit lol |
| you're not investing. you're gambling with the same intelligence of someone trying to guess which bird will fly off the telephone line first.\n\nyou'll keep losing...forever. |
| Half this sub doesn't even know how stocks function: they just buy options. |
| Try that in a small town |
| I regularly get robbed in the hood |
| wait robert duvall actually died |
| Ohh thanks |
| fjütes |
| Index is gonna slowly chop down but tech favorites are cooked |
| MSTR to convert 6 billion in bond debt to equity. |
| Michael Hastings'd |
| He only tipped them girls. |
| She yearns to distribute |
| I don’t know if that’s balls or stupidity |
| Any youngins out there that I should attempt the Pelosi Strat with? |
| This is going to be a bloody af month or months or year |
| Let me save you all the heart ache:\n\nFutes flat\n\nOvernight market green\n\nPre market green\n\nOpen pump to .6% green\n\nClose -.5% |
| What do you use track them |
| Teenage daughter: Daddy, is Mark Zuckerberg in the Epstein files?\n\nMe: Yes he is dear, but only a little bit. |
| Ima check that out tomorrow |
| Just remember, realize some losses in the case of a 30%+ crash |
| From 9:30 AM to 1 PM |
| Thx for ur donation |
| Annnnnnddddd it’s goneeeee 😂😂😂🙈🙈 |
| Also, positions only get released after 45 days of the politicians making the positions. It’s so stale that all alpha is completely lost by that point. |
| Don’t lie - it’s the momma milkers 👀 |
| Boring. I’d rather lose more money and have fun personally |
| Very humbling experience to go engagement ring shopping and comparing the prices to your losses |
| Of course I took the tempus AI trade and saw it go from $100 to half that |
| They’re throwing a bull trap tomorrow first |
| But do you understand how they affect the stock market son? |
| The credit risk is de minimis at this point |
| Hmm what could Wall St. selling tech and buying staples, energy, and bonds possibly tell us? \n\nI might need professional analysis on this one. |
| Buddy you unknowingly are embarrassing yourself because this entire concept is illogical. |
| Parmesan yellow |
| Bol tuesday tomorrow, looking forward to the free money! Might celebrate at Wendy's this weekend |
| Green dildos for Ghislaine |
| Do you know how to bankrupt Nancy?\n\nIt’s simple, I copy her trades and then we will all sink together. |
| https://x.com/Sec_Noem/status/2021241278512435429?s=20\n\nSo I guess OP was being intentionally misleading, because the contract hasn’t been decided yet (between $RYI and a subsidiary of “Reliance Inc” $RS). Sounds like something to file away for the future, if proposals are due by December. |
| Already permitted. Just needs a partner to build the behemoth |
| Reminder that Pelosi's bought Calls in RBLX on 20Dec2021. |
| Holy fuck finally pure retardium. How can u lose 50 grand on Zsl |
| She touched my peppy Steve |
| you can insert the phrase “have you seen the bond market?” into any convo to appear smarter \n\nyou don’t have to actually know anything about it |
| It’s baffling to me that people think like OP because it’s completely illogical. You are so much better off picking a trend you understand and have experience with and then dissecting it with some kind of macro analysis. Which I get it, that’s hard, but that doesn’t mean trying to find cheat codes makes sense because it’s easier. |
| I said rather than use a foldable. Nothing to do with laptops |
| Hey I am game for a few call options. |
| No idea why it shot up to 735 only to fall back to pre earnings. Was so pointless. Didnt expect this to be a long term bag hold |
| It's on X. |
| gna buy fyoots at 6 |
| if we red on tuesday, we gonna be red on wednesday, thrusday and friday then we have a salvation pump. |
| I'm going to sit back and watch. An hour before closing, anything that went up, I'm buying puts. |
| damn that's actually pretty conservative for this sub lol, most people here would yolo their entire 401k into 0dte calls |
| first bullish indicators during strong bear sentiment and high fear. |
| what color your pee?\n\n |
| Capitol Trades\n\nQuiver Quantative \n\nThese are all disclosed by law. |
| Stupid revolution.... |
| https://preview.redd.it/hsoonp61mxjg1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=46f738f9f2b79354d952d545127ba633b7d2048c\n\nDiversity |
| Be greedy when others are fearful is a bol trap |
| (You love both choices, but would rather suck dick if you had to choose) |
| Share the same gut reaction |
| I have to pee |
| One can only hope for the bubble to pop a little |
| I hate to be the bearer of bad news here, but steel is not a high margin business and both of these are large companies in terms of revenue.\n\nRYI has annual revenue around $5 billion per year. So this is like a 20-25% revenue boost over 2-3 years. It would be a boost to them, but probably worth like 15-20% of their stock price (if they win it). This is not a "buy calls and expect price of the stock to triple" kind of situation.\n\nRS (parent of AMI Metals) is a $14 billion per year metals provider, so this would be much smaller for them, just a \~10% revenue boost over 2 years. |
| Calm down. We can always refinance it. |
| Yes, its on her twitter (Feb 10), unsure whether to take action or not |
| Cheers! I had two Coronas! With lime\n\nThis is my only social media! I talk in here like fanboys talk football |
| Going to follow institutions this week. Sell any pumps. Rinse repeat |
| Ban for getting my hopes up |
| It's real, posted on Feb 10 to her @Sec_Noem account |
| It was during the times IBM kept chopping off prices of itself. \n\n\nI'm so happy Lenovo kept the Thinkpad line up. They have the best laptop keyboards imo. Better than the MacBook pro.....yes I know those are fighting words. |
| Get help dude |
| $0 in 1 week |
| You awake or just a bit bot? |
| Wat |
| This is why I built a service to track it. \n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/3xbmc6yflxjg1.jpeg?width=2351&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4105850daa1e3515c27592f0d6dfcb187902d91f\n\n \n |
| Meta needs to show something for doubling Capex. They are a cash cow but not at the rate Zuck is spending. \n\nBag holder on a 30k leap bought around $730. Ugh |
| "*NANANANANA-NAAAAA-NAAAAA. AAXUXAASSUAA-AAAA. AAAA-KKKKKKKXXX-KKKKXXX-A.*" \n—Paper Jam Dipper |
| This is an ad for one of those copy apps. |
| Be fearful when others are fearful |
| BREAKING NEWS: 🌽 IS TANKING AT 62K RIGHT NOW OMG |
| mate lets eat some bread and beans 🤓 |
| Anyone else get into $65 IBIT 2028 leaps? I put 3% of my portfolio into it and I will put 2% more into further dates options if Bitcoin goes to 50k\n\nThat is a big gamble for me! |
| And yet you love foldables 🤣🤣 |
| means 60% it won't |
| there are reddit groups that only share this like trade with congress |
| BFFs ❤️ |
| Poor soul |
| STEEL IS THE NEW GOLD |
| Why does everyone know about the market crashing i thought i worked it out by myself 🙁 |
| Nancy's portfolio tracker is basically free money if you can stomach the disclosure delays, just dont get greedy when she inevitabley dumps everything at the top |
| Oh shit i didnt lose money today |
| Why has this been deleted? |
| Ok I do know those - thanks! |
JUST IN: 40% chance Bitcoin hits $100K this year WE ARE BACK, FUCK BERS\n\n  - YouTube YouTube でお気に入りの動画や音楽を楽しみ、オリジナルのコンテンツをアップロードして友だちや家族、世界中の人たちと共有しましょう。 www.youtube.com |
| Take your liver spotted hands off my Purchase Request |
| Of course you are. |
| I entered a lower tax bracket and I owe for the first time. This shit is rigged 💀 |
| so much more *vibecoding* left in the day🫴 |
| Yeah but I’m not sure if the text is real |
| What strike and exp |
| ty! \n\nTimes have changed for sure |
| Fuck this. Full porting RYI |
| They gotta make a chadgpt for us Chads |
| I got a certified pre-owned 2022 Nissan rogue ultimate for $33.5k cad 8.9% interest. |
| Legendary degeneracy |
| I've tried Discord, but I always come back to WSB. Nothing better. \n\nCheers, degenerates. |
| Ibrx |
| Have no looked, post said it was on X. |
| honestly, i dont care if inflation skyrockts if they start cutting rates agressively. all i care about is meta getting to 850, amzn to 300 and msft to 600 then i will retire super young |
| The loading copy triggered me about tanker gang |
| Who do you think feeds him the insider information? |
| In the 60s!? I've seen them! \n\nThen the revolution hit |
| That’s what I was reading in the comments… so the actual picture of Noem signing the contract was legit? |
| Kinda want to move my 401k to cash this week too. Scary times |
| Her husband must be an incredible stock trader then because her net worth has skyrocketed during her time in office. |
| Shit I love Wendy's |
| Incredible how many people says that images are fake just because of the mispelled "shaes" and not for the fact that the in the rotated image WE SEE NEW THINGS that were not present on the original photo!!! It's all AI, at least both 2nd and 3rd |
| Khorne cares not from where the blood flows, only that it flows. |
| Regression test your logic on historical data, it’s all about ensuring there is a pattern and profit to be made now or in the future. Once your logic fails to make profits then time to tweak it |
| Did she ask you to hold the camera |
| Need BTC back to >$100K. Not cause I believe in that shit, just to lighten my RH bags from my cc assignment. |
| Crapple heheh ok poor |
| So this is the moment I saved that cash for? When amzn rsi dipped below 23? If you don’t know what that means just ask Gemini what trainium means |
| Regardless of which direction the market goes at open, everyone is cooked anyways and will be here shit talking or complaining. |
| Close human contact? |
| Fucked part is we’re going to bomb all of the chill normal people who live in cities, not the Iranian hillbillies who actually hate the U.S and support the regime. |
| You didn't want to get caught with the Mary Jane in the 90s |
| You are in love with her husband. She gives him info, he picks the stocks |
| Finally a post of class |
| Probably Pelosi buying, but she quit the DC Acting job, so she doesn't need to disclose anymore 😉 |
| Chipotle |
| Which one is more accurate? |
| Don’t trust this post. Given the obvious AI generated position screenshot, and this guy’s post history, this is likely BS |
| I abt to |
| 1000 shares at 23.70 = 2730? What in the ai bullshit? |
| 3rd pic was AI...? Maybe thats why? |
| Anthropic: Tries to have a modicum of strategy about having guardrails for AI and wants to make sure it hasn't been used to kill people.\n\nPentagon: We'll salt the earth with your company and fuck your wife. |
| Now that i finished watching fmj again I kinda miss not having been given the opportunity to die in some tropical war with the bros in my early twenties. We really are the middle children of history |
| You're buying Crapple products, so clearly you are |
| RDDT, cuz I’m already loaded up on 220c for April 17th. |
| England has some baddies and the RP accent is the hottest accent in existence. \n\nUK dark skinned girls 🔥 |
| *THE YIELDS*🫴 |
| Same for cars. |
| Your spoonerisms deserve flair! Love this |
| I think he’s more of a werther’s original kinda fella |
| Did someone full port into $RYI ... |
| Doctors are like everyone else. Expert I. Their field stupid at everything else\n\nI am an expert at math\n\nBut not the financial markets so I lost money |
| Premarket begins at 4am when the cash session starts. |
| *Sarah Conner does not like this* |
| Hungover morning sex day |
| The OG method to fake a document, F12 + a screenshot got me out of so many issues |
| think imma do lent. not religious but just for somethin to do. |
| Anyone see that $RYI / Kristi Noem DD that just got nuked by the mods? Wtf was that? |
| I think our IT guy is a gooner |
| I’m not retarded |
| Next year pres day falls the day after Valentine’s Day AND Super Bowl |
| whats going on with smci\n\n |
| Yup |
| https://preview.redd.it/ooa3ahxhkxjg1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f932838d19ab32fb7062dd241882c4e76877d24a\n\n |
| Block op |
| Ryerson? NED Ryerson??\n\nhuhhoooo BING! |
| "Fool, you fleas!" |
| one of many U.S. money grabs |
| I don’t understand anything you just said, but it sounds great. Congratulations! |
| 🥭kids are goats, no financial skills but yet managed to quadruple their worth in the last year. |
| Why is meta back down to pre earnings price. What the fuck was the point of earnings. Feels like tech is never gonna recover |
| yes, this \^\^\^ |
| Tesla Puts, easy money |
| Guh...I thought it was gay sex that saved everyone in college 😭 |
| Seabridge gold the project that will take 50 years to be permitted |
| Im too retarded to know whats going on in here |
| OP is peddling in 🐂 💩. |
| Either Jassy pulls a Google and rips face after investing everything back into the company or I die alone in the sewers (happily) |
| I second this notion. |
| They bring memory to the yard |
| Get a surface with a sim card |
| It’s going to 150 |
| definitely the cocaine. Not listening to you tho |
| They’re the Titans now.. Are you Steve Rodgers or Mel Gibson in that 90’s movie? |
| 50-50. Total regard play |
| Mods, ban him. Fake AI post. |
| Anyone get frame mogged this weekend? |
| Ice queen |
| Fucking moron bought 1,000 shaes 😆💀 |
| Oh ok thanks, haven’t we had futures all day though? |
| Retard posts it when the market is closed. F off |
| Who is |
| they also juiced the deficit |
| scale back the monster energy drinks or the coke. Pick one. |
| You can see on the last photo where he photoshopped his positions and this dude is a scam! |
| No. Landman is better. Also, 1883 and 1923 are better than Yellowstone. |
| When I can turn my MacBook Pro in to an iPad or an iPhone and just have one malleable device that can be shrunk down or back up I’ll consider progress has been made since 2004. Until then we’re just making the same shit over and over. |
| I don't get it |
| SMCI gonna moon, bro 🙂 |
| Nah, is this an ad for one of those apps? |
| Why AI? Info looks good |
| Nothing happening in Iran until after the Olympics end, after that it gets complicated. |
| The post seems to be AI but the tweet actually exists (Feb 10). |
| That matters less because there are no dates shown in any screenshots (also sus, obv) but I’m not about to go to Noem’s Twatter acct to learn a single morsel more of info on this |
| Everyones getting investigated by the SEC lately. Rivian isnt special in that regard |
| My heart rate is 50bps and I didn't exercise |
| How lazy do you have to be to use AI to edit a screenshot. Kids today don't even know about F12... |
| Multiple trades during the swings |
| not really just copying trump for now and then regular bets .. not financial advisor but i’ve been into BLNE for mortgage tech got in at like 2.9 ish |
| But the interest is tax deductible |
| I qualify for Antarctica citizenship, and so do you. |
| Regarded play right there. |
| Touché. Make sure it’s got the military grade protection tho |
| Woosh |
| How sad do you need to be to make up a positions screenshot. Feel like you’re at the big boys’ table? |
| No bowel movements? I wish you good health sir. |
| Her hands are nightmare fuel. Everyone replying that the last pic is AI but her withered deathclaws are unfortunately real |
| Reddit puts - Elon twitter can’t compete so he’ll get them investigated\n\nAmazon puts - they are good at robotics and the are biggest holder in Rivian which just caught an SEC investigation \n\nCreate a better product than Elon, get cucked |
| "can" the stylus shit saved me in college |
| ha beat me to it. |
| Must be an Irish company |
| Da fuck? |
| Post is a PR spin cause they’re caught |
| Might bet the whole bank tomorrow on amazons rise |
| every country women are hot except england |
| I'm ruined. I have nothing left except Spider-Man. I swear on my father's grave Spider-Man will pay. |
| If this makes my Exxon calls go up that's a sacrifice I'm willing to witness. |
| Join the libs and get a bidet |
| That is definitely NOT her (missing the distinctive Mar-a-lago face, and she's signing with a sharpie. Good luck y'all. |
| i see the bond experts are back in the thread |
| I'm not Gen z, and I've ripped those pens at funerals shamelessly. |
| OP is about to get Lady Diana’d |
| Honestly, we go with “Committed suicide by shooting themselves in the back of the head. Twice.” |
| New account: "I need Karma to post epic DD".\n\nGets Karma and immediately posts "epic DD": a fake screenshot of an imaginary position created with AI and not even examined by OP long enough to notice glaring errors. \n\nEveryone laught at OP. What a fucking regard. |
| Onboard |
| Someone hurry and set up Pelosi watch |
| Damn not even a reliable car. At least do that for a Lexus |
| Just get some monkey piss. |
| The highest award for journalism. \nHaving your car remotely crashed by the CIA. |
| Underrated comment, lmfao |
| So is the app worth it? |
| Israel and Ukraine lmfao 🤣 |
| Trading of Olympic steel (ZEUS) has been halted, too |
| Quiet poor, multiformfactor device men are speaking. |
| look up pics from before the revolution |
| Okay monkey |
| X-energy just got approved for their Tennessee project \n\nLatest GPT model showed signs of novel logic this last week. \n\nI think the pain is over for a bit |
| He agreed that the consultation would NOT be filmed, what the fuck? |
| What country |
| Posts it when the market is closed. GG. |
| tldr? |
| insiderwave app notifies u |
| No I can't see them. Even their faces are covered |
| He goes after competition |
| Yeah I saw that too. I’m guessing it will go to the bigger company which is AMI |
| Fucking retarded. Kills a lot of the potential here. |
| Bro fell out of a ground floor building |
| Msft |
| Nothing. Gandalf is retarded. |
| America is cooked, the consequences will be horrible. |
| Crazy how no one actually zoomed in and read it lol |
| Lol. I bet most people here are too young to remember those times.\n\nSo, IBM made a HDD line called Deskstar. Oh boy, were they poop cannons. They all blew up. Yes, I know, I had a few. They gained nickname Deathstar, not kidding, you can Google it.\n\nSo, IBM sold their crap - yes, it was just a pile of cow dung - to Hitachi which was later acquired by WD. |
| You can trust me- I'm just a simple blumpkin |
| The guy in Caleb hammer who bought a jeep grand Cherokee for $64,000 at 14% interest 💀 |
| She’s gross and incompetent |
| What did Elon do? |
| You ever say a curse as a reaction and you’re like “what the fuck did I just say”? \n\nJust said “Holy tits on a fucking cow”. Never said that before. Didn’t know what I was saying until I was done saying it, it just flowed out. |
| Casino is close |
| I’m buying puts on this a soon as possible. OP is lying with their fake screenshot. Also the proposals aren’t even due for another ten months. This shit won’t be awarded for a year or longer.\n\nEither OP is regarded (likely) or they have ulterior motives and are looking for chumps to unload their bags on (very likely.\n\nI’m betting that OP is both a liar and dumb. |
| Attention MODS, please BAN the OP account for faking position using a.i\n\n\n"1000 shaers" in the screenshot |
| He didn't have enough plasma |
| Hyperscalers prisoners dilemma will make MU and TSM moon |
| Is Ami over the counter? I can’t find it. \n\nConfused |
| I don't try to pick winners. I just invest 5% of my portfolio in QTUM etf. It has all the pure quantum plays plus everyone that's related so you get MU, MSFT, and GOOGL too. Maybe too diverse for some people but the ROI has been amazing. |
| "accidentally" forgetting to blur it could be timed with the fact that the stock's up huge since November.\n\nBagholder's wanted?\n\n. |
| What are you resisting? Basic hygiene? |
| Good moves for making money |
| We all know you're right, but my poor pretty-boy bootyyyy 😅💀 |
| Smore what? |
| Gaming consoles |
| The real reason to liberate Iran - have you seen their women?\n\n\nReady to hit them with my weapon of ass destruction |
| Sooo… Blue Horseshoe loves Anacott Steel? |
| Reddit puts cuz of Elon |
| I mean it's just behind heart disease and cancer in total cause of American death. Cars are bad. |
| That’s overnight not pre market. Futures start trading again at 6pm |
| This fella doesnt understand market cap vs renevue, RYI revenue is 4billion annually atm |
| It’s also a market holiday… |
| Autopilot is not available in my region. Any other options? |
| SoftBank probably\n\nThey gave me $1 billion loan and I made $38 billion on options then lost it\n\nStill sitting in jail |
| https://preview.redd.it/w5ywplj4jxjg1.png?width=654&format=png&auto=webp&s=b1e23247d0923b18ee9a88614dad2d0309113eb4\n\n |
| I qualify for citizenship in 2 additional countries but I'd have to serve in the army for 4 years if not indefinitely and agree to committing war crimes for at least half of that time. \n\nSweet. |
| Really need msft to play nice this week. Theta decay ain’t no joke |
| Reddit definitely giving up your name and address to DHS |
| Good catch. This entire post is likely fake |
| Futes |
| Maybe it’s frustrating being intelligent in a world full of regards |
| Is it not likely this is old and just freshly posted? The document says responses are due by 12/10 and is due to enter effect starting January 1, 2026… |
| why would you had to wait till 2023 to buy nvda? Nvda has been a thing for decades |
| Mods needs to ban his account |
| iPad nicer than laptop. |
| MJ was a distraction. He was savin those kids |
| congrats on their new jobs for this administration. |
| btc up 0,01% for the day LETS GOOO |
| is this ber blood or bol blood |
| I meant their earnings last quarter were the make or break. They ain’t saving shit this time |
| Who isn’t? She got the best TITS (The Inside Trader Scoop) in the business lol |
| ChatGPT says that this contract is way over priced. |
| Well, are you still in? |
| So basically buy deep ITM calls on tech stocks during a bull market = $$$? It’s not like any of her picks are out of the ordinary. Could’ve found any of them on a Reddit thread |
| BAYC profile picture = staying away 🤣 |
| Any of the leadership/board at Ryerson in the Trumpverse? that's what we need to find out |
| Those fingers have stirred a cauldron, I'll bet anything on it. |
| HOLD UP RETARDS. This MF’s position images looks AI fake, he has 1000 “shaes”.\n\nHow does the retard have lower average than current value and is in loss 😂😂 TF delete this shit. |
| SANDISK, WDC, SEAGATE, MU bring all of them to the mooooooooon |
| Truth |
| You misspelled gun |
| You still have $40 in your account you haven't lost yet. |
| To watch Peppa Pig |
| Hands and the neck always show how old they actually are.... |
| It's on the 25th fool |
| While she’s opening the app store and typing in B U M B E L |
| 100% |
| 25k on IBIT LEAPS\nYou won't even need the other 25k |
| USAR has 40 employees and a market cap of 4 billion, I think. Seems a little sus |
| Since when did Fidelity make typos like this?\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/zq375aitixjg1.png?width=960&format=png&auto=webp&s=4bf12ab86321aecd4197f96f8156dac20721b2fd |
| Can’t even buy it on Robinhood…. Bs |
| This guy would rather suck dick than use a laptop. I think we need to give him the cream of the crop. |
| Money! |
| Have any resources you'd recommend to read into? Seem like a well educated guy... curious about the Max Pain stuff however as I know some people personally at firms who go off on that trajectory pretty often. |
| My guess is it's a covert advertisement for one of those apps that matches her portfolio |
| I cleaned the mirror at Wendy's. Is the lighting in here bad or am I really that ugly? |
| Am I on the right sub? |
| Then just let her! Don't make it contingent on something! Love that lady and let her love you! |
| I think gold is going higher especially when the Iran situation escalates. I'm not bearish on gold right now, but that's me. Audit your own reasons for the trade and the catalysts and opportunities etc and make your decision then once you have the information laid out. |
| the real pros use etrade 👴 |
| She is the final authority on all DHS contracts. And she insists on signing all over $10M herself. |
| Jensen and Bearhunter in Epstein files |
| > basically anyone not doing 0DTE and meme stocks\n\nimagine if a few regards read this and a lightbulb goes off in their pea brain |
| In that case please bequeath your portfolio to me |
| it’s actually sickening |
| Now we're talking! Give me some strike dates, you cum-guzzling retard! |
| SOUN lmao. |
| It’s supposed to be shares but the entire post is fraudulent and fabricated so their AI version of a phone’s screenshot misspelled an easy one there. Next! |
| Just finished Landman. Should I watch Yellowstone, or nah? |
| You won’t get in any trouble because technically she made it public through a social media post. Usually when this happens the contract must be formally announced to the public as soon as possible due to investor liability. She also just set herself up for multiple lawsuits by both investors and the companies that competed for this contract as this can and will affect their stock prices.\n\nHer doing this is so reckless but I don’t think anything will realistically happen due to the SEC being under the thumb of this administration |
| Dude you’re smart and observant as fuck thanks |
| I joined The Resistance by not wiping after I had a shit today |
| Feels like a trap |
| That was last quarter |
| does anything actually happen at 6pm, shouldnt pre market start at 8pm? |
| SMCI |
| Delet3 |
| Have you talked to my niece? She belongs in the distribution center |
| ,z zc Def off cg b580 th76 I 6 yy will will here 5ft y y 6 68x57 8 I |
| General Patton would say so |
| When's the first corporate war gonna take place? |
| The screenshot is AI. The markets have been closed all day so he couldn’t have even made this buy today |
| My 2 minutes of due diligence: $2.3 billion over 3 years is ~$800 million per year. RYI last quarter revenue is $1.16 billion x 4 = $4.75 billion. So maybe you are looking at an ~17% increase in revenue. Nowhere close to a triple of anything. The stock is up 36% over the past 3 months. This is based solely on a glance at the image and a google of “ryi stock.” \n\nMy gut says that this information is not material (by itself, google mosaic theory), and it’s also not non-public since it’s been distributed on the internet.\n\nMy advice is not to trade on information which you believe is material inside information and also not to post that you are doing it online. |
| Might wanna go to docs |
| Is it RYI? |
| How that fuck am I still bag holding NVDA wtf |
| Because that’s an ai image |
| https://preview.redd.it/6wpohqlfixjg1.jpeg?width=1320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=98898dd590f8553b1538eb0e7ac701e58576035e\n\nIs this already priced in? |
| Why? |
| PA badholder right here and proud |
| what an absolute dumb piece of barbie |
| 🙏😭 |
| She's already bought. This is intentional leak. She's going to dump all over yall regards lol. |
| # Is the BLS a big company now?\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/xqki8z3qixjg1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=87141ea739a68b9e9f3d9ff5e6917ad71f3c024f |
| Shit boomer company |
| Cool ai picture tho. Nice "Shaes" with a lower average cost than the current value but a negative open profit. |
| Because they’re awesome? |
| Wow you’re dumb and anybody who believes this is also dumb.\n\nWhy? \n\nYour third screenshot misspelled “shares” as “shaes”.\n\nYou never had to use AI for this. You could have used Figma or Adobe to craft that screenshot by hand. But, you didn’t. Good goin! Next. |
| 1000 shaes! |
| Thank you for your contribution 🙏 |
| Nothing. Keep eating crayons. |
| Bids due 12/10? |
| CALLS 📞 |
| What?? |
| This sub is so dumb\n\nAnyone with long NVDA made bank. |
| Negative freedom units (money) YTD |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/HiTechSoldierplus made a bet that SMCI would go to 46.597500000000004 within **1 month** when it was 31.065 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 5 wins and 10 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| thank you ? hahaha , he doesn’t deserve any tys |
| somewhere there is a wife explaining why she is full porting her husbands money to the bull. |
| being from nottingham its hard to not feel patriotic about rob\*nhood |
| Gotta be AI on robinhood… it says “shaes” not shares… r |
| bers r da fukkk |
| There’s a drink for that |
| Delete this nephew |
| Why are people talking about MSFT? What happened |
| Any ticker? |
| Buying Amazon and shorting any 🌽 bounce\n\nThose are my only moves |
| Honestly can be better than laptops |
| Nothing for you. |
| amazing how you can see a gen z hit a pen in the middle of target but when i was growing up we had to smoke out of an apple and blow it through a toilet paper roll filled with dryer sheets |
 Nancy Pelosi Stock Tracker ♟ (@pelositracker) on X Highlighting Politicians' trades so we can invest alongside.
Billion invested alongside via @JoinAutopilot
Download Autopilot to trade like nancy x.com |
| Because it’s been generated with AI… |
| I also saw it. Delete this shit OP. |
| Why tf would anyone buy an iPad |
| God bless this admin |
| I like my job too, but I like money more |
| this weekend I had a heart rate of 108 for 5 hrs |
| Yes |
| AI generated last pic |
| The real question is what’s her @? |
| AI photo of position? Font is all whacky if you look closely,typo in “1000 shares”, and P&L doesn’t make sense |
| I’d rather suck dick than use a foldable |
| Yet\n\nBut also what does that have to do with this? Lmao |
| Literally that information went into the public domain so no, not insider |
| That’s why I love this sub. |
| You’re a retard |
| you forgot the “ /s “ |
| So buy it? |
| Calls on what? |
| $URMOM |
| Jokes on us regards. They are using it as a massive pump and dump scheme to crush us all |
| My plan? Same as always. Lose money |
| TIL what a "stream sniper" is\n\nSo, a stalker |
| Did I just watch MJ wiping barbecue sauce on that kid like he's a napkin? |
| You could just float over it. Except if you are a dense 🥭 |
| WTF would you post this after hours??? |
| Nvda earnings will make or break us |
| RemindMe! 3 days |
| Let it ride |
| No shit, can't have the poors benefit. |
| When I have free time at work I apply to jobs that pay more lol I like my job but I still try to put out a handful of applications every week no matter what. |
| MAGA is trying to find a new disciple for they let anyone know |
| this is true, but not everyone gets a trophy 😪 |
| https://preview.redd.it/mh29dizwhxjg1.jpeg?width=936&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d6257af0bd78e4e2ba3990882a164e781786d5e1\n\n |
| As long as the information is available to the public it is not insider trading. So when our congress buys right after an announcement is made that is ok. Even if they are making the public statement. Why they have an advantage. |
| CALLS! |
| I don't see a deal happening at all. The uh oh island files are getting pushed out as a mechanism to force the administration into getting results. It's not about oil. It's about regional hegemony for a certain nation. |
| FUTES |
| iPads are so gay, bro |
| Presidents Day |
| https://preview.redd.it/e1k0izhthxjg1.png?width=1364&format=png&auto=webp&s=f7c348df3a720f0cfe074f4a222de17cda4cae38\n\n\n\n1000 shaes? |
| The bot said what it said.\n\nFilthy bagholderses trying to besmirch mama pelosi and her stonk picksies. |
| PA has the best food. Take that back |
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| Good eye! |
| “Proposals are due 12/10” why the fuck would you bet on earnings in February for a decision that won’t even have a finalized proposal for almost a year. |
| Actually Puts |
| Yea that is crazy. Would be nice to be an insider I guess. The rest of us just trying to make a trade like OP. You have anything in mind? I had a good win in RKLB within the last year, but nothing on my radar now. |
| Lao Lao said that if I buy calls at open it will bring honor to us all, so I'm going to buy calls. Any good tickers? |
| I thought the dirty river walk was nice in austin |
| PSA: we are at the start of a new market cycle. |
| I’m seeing this 4 days after post did bro get his 8% or did he cook |
| These guys that would rather a foldable phone instead of a phone and an iPad are a special kind of low iq |
| AI screenshot btw. Can’t understand why, but whoever posted this needs to give an explication. Yep. |
| Delete it now |
| Or maybe they're just trolling all the wokies. |
| Pretty sure pelosi is the best performing politician |
| Delete |
| Triple down on PINS |
| Absolutely legendary post on WSB 9 mins ago |
| I wish more people were honest when it came to the stock market. It's not a reflection of the jobs market AT ALL. Especially with the AI boom happening. If anything it's cutting more jobs just for the big guys to make more of a profit. But if you replace everyone with AI, who's gonna be able to afford to buy your product? |
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| And and and I got nothing else, but it is the best state regardless |
| Lol that’s awesome I’m gonna lose money on this somehow. |
| Monica Noooo |
| "Car Accident" and "Hit by a Car" really do seem like the American version of falling out a window, don't they? |
| "Agent Orange just sent the Secret Service, to meet in person"...\n\nI'm copying this anyways |
| Same but waiting for a dump first before Vix options expire |
| There is no way my son is gonna get frame-maxxed while he is jester-gooning. Not my flesh and blood. |
| I hear he's a bit of a hammer head. |
| leaps for leaps disclosure cause you know they're playing the long game |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/cosmo7 made a bet that LITE would go to 620.0 within **1 week** when it was 575.45 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 0 wins and 1 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| Copying somebody else’s trades is a recipe for disaster. They always are gonna have a different entry than you, a different risk profile, and when to get in and get out of the trade. |
| And NYC city goers move here |
| Guys, help me out please. When I go to buy this stock it says market closed. How can it be closed on Monday? |
| https://preview.redd.it/eh5xt8zihxjg1.png?width=1319&format=png&auto=webp&s=0bc1699af7a2bd8e108fcf75647399c900f7c7cb\n\nWebull is a go tho... |
| getting a boner just thinking about a green day for MSFT |
| There are tools you can use to track it that just take the information from the government website which is required to show all their moves, it just usually behind by about 15-45 days because they are legally allowed to wait 45 day to report it |
| So basically the long running bull market, she’s invested in major companies and the stocks have performed well? \n\nThat’s basically anyone not doing 0DTE and meme stocks since the crash.\n\nAlso can you share a screenshot of your earnings in a different time frame than MAX, impossible to tell if your strategy has worked in 1 year or however many years.\n\nAlso you dipped below 0 twice was that also following her advice?\n\nI’m just curious because the internet is full of other people like you who claim to have quintupled their investments following her and others who’ve lost huge amounts doing the same\n\nSeems odd both happen if they follow the same data |
| Wait so OP put in 500 grand? Am I reading that right? |
| And we invented coal |
| So basically I buy call options for 402.50 expiration Feb 18th. 120 contracts.\n\nAnd make money? |
| It’s due to their merger |
| Why is there a typo in your position? Shares or shaes? |
| This one is pissed\n\nhttps://www.reddit.com/r/ThatsInsane/s/TF9pXF3d6U |
| What about Pennsylvania! We have the second highest amount of old people\n\nAnd we have Amish\n\nBeat that boring NYC |
| Still would |
| lol my neighbor used to over-scribe people with Oxys. Not a practicing one anymore, but still has his rolls royces lol |
| RYI isn’t profitable… |
| Thanks for telling us now |
| Silly Question.I’m just wondering—how much of your total net worth have you invested in these stocks. |
| The bot is accusing you of holding your testicles. |
| The way he felt his ass was way long than need be, that that really don’t make sense to me 😭 |
| Cheetos |
| **CASH GANG UNITE: LET THERE BE BLOOD RIVERS TOMORROW** |
| Market is closed anyways. By the time you can buy again the expected value of this will be baked into the price |
| I was wondering the same thing when I commented lol. \n\nI'll self-ban myself from the casino for 5 days and pick up a part time shift putting fries in the bag 🙁 |
| DON'T tempt me, Frodo |
| Simple. Buy more SNDK |
| OTC market |
| Says AMI metals or RYI |
| Admiral Akhbar has opinions |
| Money and sex |
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| yep, I work in tech and actually just attended a little seminar involving LLMs and recent security breaches. By their design LLMs aren’t really able differentiate between sensitivity in files without further safeguards and even then who knows how long the stopgaps will last. I wouldn’t say that for sure it is what will ‘pop’ the bubble but it is a major issue currently with LLM usage and implementation. |
| Wow, don't call my leader a fascist\n\n- random Russian citizen |
| They just merged with Olympic Steel |
| Wait until 8 for overnight |
| Nah, just criminals |
| She should start an engineering degree |
| I’m confused on how you are able to see that she placed options anyway you could break it down for a noob? |
| Just like that, this Redditor was never smelled again |
| Will you be my friend ❤️ |
| It's been said to be a bubble for 3 years now\n\nIt's sadly here to stay |
| How dare you insult the upstanding dirty hos out there by unfairly flattering Noem like that? |
| Calls? |
| So much for the free market. \n\n\nWe need to tax these fucks. This is Russia level corrupt. Oligarchs openly bribing the US military of all things. \n\n\n\nIs Musk more powerful than the US military now? It appears so.\n\n\nThe time for these smug assholes to pay taxes was 10 years ago. |
| Ew, who would have thought copying billionaires would be a good investment. \nPut them in jail |
| Um, this ain’t the currency subreddit. |
| Why would you want him to DM when he already gave you the info you asked for |
| Where do you find her trades?? |
| Good point |
| I’m not a wizard but there’s going to be a lot of ports blown up this week. |
| https://preview.redd.it/uf031146hxjg1.png?width=480&format=png&auto=webp&s=e0cd38a12e117d337f95ac6e04c10fa6c84b2dcf\n\n |
| Vertical call credit spread 455/456 exp 02/27 |
| RemindMe! 6 days |
| The uh oh island files aren't going away until something bigger happens. I don't think an Iran deal happens unless the deal is "let Exxon set up shop or we kill everybody" |
| I'm sure Polymarket has the scoop on Mid East nuclear proliferation and deterrence |
| I saw it. He can delete it now. |
| Where? |
| wait how are you here |
| *crook |
| Where can you track politician trades? |
| Apparently She has the authority. She let the contracts for steel sit on her desk for so long the price went up like a hundred million |
| lmao how is KO trading higher than MSFT |
| Not really. If you follow their moves, specifically pelosi, you’re only missing out on a few percent. \n\nShe trades semi long term, 1-3 years out. So missing by a couple weeks is not going to make much of a difference |
| During my time workin at county, i met 2 docs serving 8+ year sentences |
| Finally they let retail enjoy some of it |
| Aren't these people "public servants"? Asking for a friend lol |
| And I feel like the transgender play was more like sure why not |
| What a day for the market to be closed smh |
| News release from 3 days ago says they merged with Olympic steel so that’s probably what that’s about. |
| Nancy affect is strong enough because so many people are following her, every trade she makes jumps the day it is released.\n\nits not a matter of timing, its a matter of everyone following her.\n\nshe does move the market on smaller tickers than NVidia |
| I sold off almost all of my Roth IRA recently and put it into the MSFT dip |
| RIP Norm Macdonald 😪 |
| Delete this quick |
| > securities that have done well in the recent past will *most likely** continue to outperform\n\nI didn't really need a counter example to know that securities don't perform well into infinity. This is a bit pedantic, and doesn't answer my question. If there's no point in trying to predict more, why does momentum exist?\n\n---\n\n\* Fixed. |
| I’m so sorry about your car accident next week |
| All regards who bought weeklies friday and think Thêta is a greek pastry |
| For most of you, not being able to trade for the past 72 hours is a good thing... |
| I think scotus is going to declare the tariffs illegal and it’ll pump. It also dropped for really no reason and is making money hand over fist in so many areas. I plan on throwing down a bunch of 3 week out calls tomorrow for the 210 range. It will then likely drop to 180 by Tuesday… |
| outsider trading |
| Hold up, let him cook. |
| Im not sure i can trust those creepy granny fingers noem has. |
| Spy $690 open |
| I regularly get robbed in the hood app |
| I MISSED THE POWER HOUR |
| So a kid efficiently cleans their room if they just stuff everything under the bed and hope no one checks? |
| A $2b contract isn’t going to bring in $2b in profit, so it won’t increase their value $2b, but fuck it I’m all in |
| idk but she got wet socks 😢 |
| can I start using EBT to trade? |
| She the true smooth-brain mamasita |
| MJ took not being on the Epstein list personally |
| Is it ok to like all the colors with a few exceptions? |
| Username checking out rn |
| Futes Rippin |
| …..like building Neo Data Centers to satisfy unlimited demand for Neo data centers… |
| Tech invested a trillion into AI but also lost a trillion in AI wipeout. Kind of insane |
| Nice find! |
| How do you know when Nancy or Trump or someone in Trumps ranks is buying/selling? |
| Idk what this is but that dirty ho is not a contracting or procurement officer, nor does she sign awards. |
| Delete this |
| What does this mean |
| Legendary regard |
| jesus man me too. Didnt do a bunch of blow this weekend for no reason |
| Says stock is unavailable due to pending corporate action on robbing hood |
| Google it. Theres plenty of tools / sites that just read their public filings and store them to be filtered |
| I remember the news that xAI and SpaceX merged , how can same company compete as two different entities |
There's a whole website dedicated to it  Pelosi Stock Tracker | Monitor Nancy Pelosi's Trading Portfolio Educational platform for tracking publicly disclosed congressional trading data and financial transparency. pelositracker.app |
| Don’t forget the most important one…… he’s also a regard |
| This seems stupid..nakedness calls/puts could also be hedges of actual stock. |
| too bad thats the Norm now |
| Yes and what are the conditions? Absolute losses or percentage loss? |
| Either goes up or down, doesn’t matter, +- .01% at EOD |
| This is the way. |
| Lmaoooooo |
| What are you a libtard or neocon still tricking themselves our (USA) behavior is remotely acceptable? |
| Make it stop |
| 3 like |
| elaborate? |
| I knew one, but then he got busted for stealing percs for personal consumption. Rofl |
| 2 like |
| What is ZIM and do all you knuckleheads keep talking about it |
| 1 like |
| Great tits |
| I bought AVGO after seeing Nancy did. It has done really well |
| Looking forward to MSFT being green tomorrow |
| stop |
| bullshit, you WANT it. |
| DNUT adding locations ! |
| Prove it |
| I have puts, but not jacked |
| Never met a happy doctor lol |
| Hey, nobody's perfect. |
| wendy's. The dumpster if yah wanna speedrun things |
| calls |
| So we buying GLD calls or what? |
| direct the SEC in his direction. |
| Futures already open.\n\nOvernight starts at 8pm est.\n\nJust go to yahoo |
| Yes but I think we'll see a move tomorrow after hours when Paolo Alto Networks reports earnings. |
| Ok, such as? |
| 100% |
| Ig so |
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| Updog |
| It's gonna edge us till like Thursday. |
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| The shorter term you trade the closer you are to gambling unless you know something someone else doesn't. |
| Can you or someone else elaborate on why she chooses deep ITM calls and how it’s less risky? |
| And user tagging for security 😂 |
| Saylor for sure is negligent and irresponsible and therefore fraudulent |
| i imagine a bunch of skeletons with diamond hands holding the bags. |
| HIMS LOL |
| Hey thats what I do |
| MMs already know what’s going to happen tomorrow |
| could happen man relax |
| 👨🏼🍼🧖🏿♂️ |
| Generational rug |
| Probability theory, Statistics, Econometry, Etc... all fall under the blanket term "Stochastic Math" |
| We're gonna eat a dolphin! |
| USA Iran deal odds rising fast, green shrek incoming |
| AMZN gonna drop more isn’t it |
| He uses condoms to masturbate |
| I wear swagger by old spice |
| But what about the corn and the ether? |
| ‘Moves for tomorrow’ welp, judging by how insanely bearish it is in here rn I’d say I’m loading up on calls for the end of the week |
| nflx to $20 you heard it here first |
| When do futures or after hours open? |
| Why |
| Good sir, I have a pixel |
| Don't love it. She's been holding some for a few years now and tbh im running out of cash and rather copy the trump admin with $USAR |
| Yes, the definition of efficiency doesn't change just because we are seeing it's logical end. |
| Pelosi's husband is a hedge fund manager. Arguably, that's why her trades are more effective than the other congresspersons. |
| link? It's for science. |
| Bros I've got nothing left, when we going up 🙁 |
| they are too shy |
| Close your eyes and image:\n\nA cyber truck driving, Twitter using, twitch watching, Android phone using, crypto enthusiast \n\nNow what do they smell like? |
| More money to gamble. Where's the problem? |
| Man today was good trading day\n\nDidn’t lose money |
| Is that the one world currency? |
| For a low fee of $5.99 a month they will pretend |
| Fake piss under your balls or twat |
| MSFT 440 end of week blow me |
| Everyone wants to. It's a curse. |
| What you're describing has a word: Equilibrium ... and it's one if the key arguments as to why horoscopes for men (Technical Analysis) doesnt work (for example) |
| Wuthuring Heights was like the anti meliania |
| It’s called the “Corruption Trade.” |
| since beginning of the year so like 10 percent ish but the admin themselves is up 30% ytd or something it’s crazy |
| So we're cooked tomorrow? |
| Surprised you aren’t adding her newest buy, AB |
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| you got no current and no motion |
| correct |
| More like $98 |
| Sounds like my wife |
| I knew she was the One when she sent me link to her pornhub video |
| They should hodl my dick lmao |
| pass |
| u/princess_dai_13 is a qt*π* \n \n🤌 |
| Does she even want to? |
| I just got 2 8TB drives for my nas, I'm happy I did |
| Token provenance is already causing chaos in api calls 😂 |
| Yessir |
| Except that the whole idea of "Max Pain point" is utter bullshit. \n\nYes hedging mechanics affect stock price more in recent days. But the corrections are funds / banks moving capital. |
| RemindMe! 18 hours |
| Porn? Is it a sex thing? |
| lol this guy thinks they open the markets |
| What lol |
| Real question. Every time I look at options, anything worth getting and long is already expensive. I know the assumption is it’ll go up and if it moves up more than the premium paid you’re profiting, but is that what you’re doing? Basically what is the strategy to determine how much premium is still low to buy in? |
| I'm a regard |
| Today was such a flat day /s |
| SOUN and HIMS boutta go on a generational run, get in |
| 🫃🫃🏿🙋🏼♀️ |
| if any country is not using AI to help develop future weapons they are going to fall behind countries that do. AI was too big to fail as soon as the enemy started using it as well. |
| When market opens I’m selling. Got out of margin now building up cash pile. |
| For a rich fossil, Nancy abuses the fuck out of poor man's covered call it looks like. |
| Long weekends are boring. Start our "fair" casino! |
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| The facts that she buys not only calls but calls on mother-fucking-roblox and its completely legal, is still so so so god damn incomprehensible. |
| Would have |
| Agreed. Unless this is the bubble pop, which i absolutely believe is going to happen eventually, the mag7 took quite a hit and should recover at least some. And thats good enough for me, and it will position you nicely. |
| What kind of spread is it? |
| billion dollas is game |
| my company will drug test to make sure ur positive so we dont hire losers |
| If the futes don't fute, my wife gets to do me in the poot.\n\nDon't let me down bools 😔 |
| “Sorry Steve, that legs going to have to come off” - number 4 |
| No it's about predicting T+1. "Best" predictor is T (not T-1 etc...) this is in general the idea behind what's called a Martingale. \n\nPoint is if you can't even properly predict T+1 there is no point in trying to predict more.\n\nThat's why Technical Analysis is bullshit.\n\nAnd your statement is false, it can be proven false by a simple historical example: Volkswagen. DieselGate sent the stock price from ATH (250ish EUR) to 80-90EUR. The stock kept climbing before the event. |
| BLACKED |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/itssomeidiot made a bet that MSTR would go to 142.0 within **1 week** when it was 137.45 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 28 wins and 20 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| OP is shilling an app that copies Pelosi's trades. Ban this self-promoting fool mods. |
| Is it I should just close for 100$ loss |
| Nah there's no way Khorne would take these petty retards |
| Remember when only fans models were telling us they were putting millions into xrp because it’s going to $1,000? Yeah that was the top |
| If i were you, I would never have posted this. She has disappeared people for this type of behavior... |
| *It's not how you stand by your port, it's about how you trade your port* - Ja Rule |
| Not zero but one was $NVDA stock split bug and the other was the April 2025 dip |
| barely |
| Ya but it saves you on condoms and childcare cuz you’ll never have sex |
| Well buddy, I got some new for you that you're not gonna like. |
| Let’s loose some money boys and girls! |
| And recovered. I need below 455 please help |
| Maybe sit on your hands on friday then |
| yes |
| ⛹🏿 |
| we got the liberation day for the libtards. I think it's high time we got a conservation day for a change now. |
| GLD already dumped |
| Just one day of listening to this administration's prompts with no restraints and we'll wake up the next day to SkyNet telling us the end is now |
| So we going up or down tomorrow |
| I have some bad news for you pally |
| Uh |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/WFP97 made a bet that SLV would go to 80.0 within **1 week** when it was 75.415 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 0 wins and 1 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| Yes, my costlier foldable is definitely the "poorer" choice, you applesheep. |
| Remember when the markets were open |
| >weapons that fire without human intervention\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/paejdrnwexjg1.jpeg?width=1675&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cab0c1f6e88118b2209ae6553dffba49b7b71147\n\nNothing bad could *ever* come from this. |
| With a job |
| dopamine |
| 🫃🏼👀 |
| I always lose on Mondays and Fridays. Friday losses ruin my weekend and I pancifcate over my losses for several days and try extra hard to rebound on Monday which causes increased losses. Monday night I commit to never trading again. That is until Tuesday comes and my positions I lost on Friday and Monday would've shown gains if I held. This convinces me I'm not a regard and with my new confidence I win on weds and Thurs only to repeat the cycle. |
| Hey help me out bro bc I'm a msft bull as long as SPY holds, how do you feel safe at 399-406? I'm scared as shit to go long there bc I feel like sustained under 400 will make people fear and sell it to 370-380. Is there good support? Why is 399-406 important? Is this just bc it bounced from 398 to 406 Friday? |
| Got a piss test to do tomorrow for fedex..but i smoke so much weed |
| I don’t know what this means am I retarded |
| Sorry for noob question but where and how do you see her trades? |
| Yeah but you know how when you make a copy of a copy it kinda comes out.. worse? |
| It doesn't work like that in Robinhood |
| I got your package right here 😎 |
| 🐦⬛👀 |
| My wife said its my turn to post this! |
| All 3 are solid stocks to own, just don’t look at your port with these 3 stocks till the end of the year. \n\nI personally don’t any of the 3 out of personal principles but I do have a lot in SBC from AMZN. |
| Palladium +3.76%. |
| Bad news |
| I hope Apple doesn’t get rid of green text bubbles, I like knowing who is poor and inferior |
| prediction markets<wallstreet™®©⁶⁹ |
| Only explanation that makes sense. I’ve found tons of articles from October that discuss this deal such as https://techcrunch.com/2025/10/01/openai-ropes-in-samsung-sk-hynix-to-source-memory-chips-for-stargate/\n\nWish I had heard of and understood the impact of this OpenAi move. |
| For valentines, I got my wife a necklace that matches how many times this meme has been reposted this week |
| For GLD to dump the next two weeks so I can close my spread with some profit |
| Heidi Fleiss was in his documentary asking why no one looked into Epstein and children when they had such a hard on for busting her when hers were all adult women. |
| 💌 |
| you are betting cvx will go up? I was thinking of waiting for a minor 3-4% pullback before going for it. Hope your play works out but I am a scared little fish |
| Gotcha. I’ll check out that app. How long have you been using it and copying the current admin portfolio? I assume you’ve had good performance so far. |
| i dont trade forex, i have no idea |
| I want to know about that drop to 0. |
| And Jordan takes it to the hole. 🏀⛹🏿 |
| What is your opinion on AI? |
| My thesis is highly complex and I'm not sure the average layperson can comprehend it.\n\nPrice go way up fast, price come way down fast |
| Easy 700k |
| This is what they meant by Democracy I guess. |
| What website you use to track Nancy pelosi |
| North ‘Murca, not so much. 💪 |
| I guess I didn't realize if the stock market is closed, my package probably isn't coming today |
| https://preview.redd.it/xt8at6ghexjg1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4d7809e1bad7bd04666249f3d619bb1e5763404d |
| Who, the kid?? |
| I would try linkedin |
| You just want those heavy hangers in your face! |
| She’s the one |
| What’s her boyfriend have to say about the new jewelry? |
| I'm so dumb I not only don't have a degree in stochastic mathematics but I have no idea what it is |
| Epstein often said the same thing |
| Is a theta play currently imo |
| She legally has 45 days to disclose and if you actually look at the data since 2007 your scenario hasn't happened. She doesn't time the market perfectly and usually discloses way sooner than the legal 45 days (usually 1-2 weeks), i'm not saying there aren't possible flaws with the delay, but historically speaking it hasn't happened |
| Oh I'm just saying if you expect a short term price or volatility spike and a quick trade. I'm not even thinking as far as the summer right now since Iran could go multiple ways. |
| I just want Google to not rape me for one day |
| how many of you are still holding the AMC bag lol |
| She's tired of reposting |
| Y'all know any insiders and how to get a hold of them?\n\nI heard they live in back alleyways and try to sell it to you in the form of a white powder. |
| This is hilarious, thank you! |
| Open the fking casino |
| Looks like your portfolio and her mood hit the same support level. |
| u/kaapooj as well.\n\nFord will take several weeks to get from Caribbean to Arabian Sea outside Oman and Iran. It was ordered out around Feb 11.\n\nVery unlikely anything gonna happen right now. |
| Don’t let greed get you too close to the sun. Take profits please so you can be set up for life |
| The new footage of Chinese robots doing choreographed martial arts looks insane |
| It's her husband who makes the trades so it's him you're in love with. |
| Is that also a chart for her affection for you over time ? |
| You definitely have sex, nice one brother. Good spot |
| Let’s be friends |
| i literally just copied the trump sdmin portfolio on insiderwave it’s mostly INTC but has USAR, LAC, and TMP also. |
| tomorrow I will start with a beginners mindset 😎 maybe a quick full port 0DTE yolo at open, then hold OTM till expiration 💪 |
| I have 40% in cash and the rest I am pretty leveraged! I am ready for anything |
| Greatest trader in history. |
| You need to diversify your equity inclusions in you account, not all of it should be 0DTE calls. |
| 🫵🤡 |
| I mean you can do this with most volatile stocks or ones you know are undervalued based on their previous valuations. The trick is picking optimal entries or having enough capital to average into positions |
| bright yellow: it cheers me up |
| 220 in a couple weeks |
| oil is the past, you can tell houston is run by nostalgic boomers.\n\nstraight away, only poor boomers seem to think texas is nice |
| **Ban Bet Created:** **/u/BuyHighCryLat3r** bet **SPY** goes from **680.94** to **675.0** before **17-Feb-2026 04:34 PM EST**\n\nTheir record is 7 wins and 30 losses.\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| Jokes on you, mine ain't worth shit |
| Most of you will face foreclosure before you ever pay it off |
| Anyine use ikbr app?\n\nI cant see after market info or place orders which normally can.\n\n\nAny ideas? |
| Makes further stimulus more likely |
| I'm calling the cops |
| Lucky they didn’t send you in august. Texas is a real shit hole |
| Remember Nikola! EVs that run on the power of gravity! Truly the future |
| Yeah hes fucked a dude or two in the mix but oh well |
| Everyone should have some boomer shit in their portfolio. |
| Just open the goddamn casino |
| netflix calls on paramount news? |
| I'd rather be known as the guy into transgenders than the guy who is into kids. Just sayin. |
| A year? |
| #Preach my brother |
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| objectively correct |
| I saw that regard, definitely an insider |
| RACISM |
| Ronald Dump |
| Flew through Houston yesterday after being in New York. The humidity hit me like a YMCA sauna |
| government djsclosures or insiderwave |
| What a flat day 😔 |
| AI is a massive security risk that can be easily tricked into providing private information to malicious users. I figure, that will become one of the largest roadblocks in AI adoption, and could ultimately lead to the bubble being popped. |
| Congrats to you, doesn’t change the fact the data is delayed until it’s actually disclosed, usually like 69 days.\n\nObviously you can get lucky with her position being down at the time, but the under info upcoming legislation she bought on is known to market when you get the data.\n\nIn a bull market who cares, but this year that delay could be lethal. If she gets out of position knowing a gap down is coming you’ll be down 80% by time you get the intel |
| Oh. |
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| OP is Nancy’s husband’s BF |
| It is rare that I ever lose. |
| Bond market getting yippy |
| Doesnt become public until 30 days after the trade. Usually by then its too late |
| Watching Knight of the Seven Kingdoms now is like getting in NVIDIA early, don’t buy at the top |
| I believe that. Any specific good traders come to mind? Like a pelosi of the current administration? |
| Calls on HYSAs |
| Hegseth gives off latent vibes |
| Light blue is the superior color |
| Why do I get excited about losing money ? |
| What is your timeframe? |
| So does USA, Israel, Russia and countless other fascist countries 🤷♂️ |
| I wonder how it's going to affect dividends... |
| on a normal monday i'd be tallying up my losses on the day right now, but noooooooooo. another 3 day fukn weekend |
| This isn't a DD it's just me pondering my orb |
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| Thanks, I'll try again when you get to 2mil\n\nRemindME! 1 year |
| Little dick syndrome club |
| The option strategies I trade are off of 1H charts. I find they give a more robust and mosaic view of price action relative to a 1D and 5min. \n\nThe line I am tracking is below $688 on QQQ. If we go below this, I’m going all in on QQQ and NVDA puts and buying shares of $UVIX. \n\nMy conviction is with the volatility term structure, transitioning regimes to backwardation . One of the first clues is seeing positive net returns on the volatility ETF $UVIX. In the last two weeks, the single week returns have been ~1% and ~13% on $UVIX. The indices haven’t really moved yet but vol of vol is picking up very fast. Not a good sign volatility is increasing and being sticky below the surface. Last time $UVIX started closing above a 50 EMA on the 1D chart was last march - April when $UVIX climbed ~50-240%. This will be a great time to be long volatility if we have some crazy spikes soon. |
| Or at least 8% EOW |
| Sheen likes hookers, blow and booze. not children. |
| orange lmfao get it together man |
| best 3 days of my life |
| Vibes |
| Anyone else jacked to the tits on puts and slowly rubbing their hands with greed looking at the DAQ futures? (I know the market will remain irrational and I’ll end up fucked but at least I’m having fun) |
| Spared no expense |
| I've been trading every market day for 10 years and can totally stop any time I want, you're crazy |
| Cause I’m praying for gains |
| In theory maybe, but in reality the delay doesn't matter. Check out her $AVGO and $GOOGL trades and the timing. She was down like 40% on both and now she is up 100%+ |
| new strat or? |
| Cool thanks what’s the site you’re using? |
| Dear Mr. Market, please don't kill Google any more than you already killed Google. |
| I cannot believe ZIM got bought \nI'm sad lol \nAlso someone posted like 20k in calls they bought Friday like sure bro "lucky guess" |
| AMZN 250 eoy |
| the trump admin portfolio is ripping |
| Instead of pink slips anybody want to race for portfolios? |
| Fair play |
| Purple for me |
| I'll have a Chilean Sea bass |
| Never won't be funny |
| look into the auto pilot app, it literally copies other peoples portfolios onto yours. there a pelosi tracker and a buffet tracker along others. its legitimate. |
| Green, tf |
| HQ is 100% hydro electric powered and all electric.\n\nBig dick energy from JPM. |
| Today? Emerging/developing markets\n\nAir cooled bugs only stopped production in Mexico in 2004 or something like that \n\nIn any case, although today in the west we don't have cheap cars anymore. The model T Ford, which very much was a very cheap car for its time , is pretty much the singular object that perfectly encapsulates what this "2nd industrial revolution" was really all about |
| There’s a huge labor surplus. |
| Your actually in love with her husband Paul 😂 |
| SPY Feb 20 695\n\nSPY Feb 20 690\n\nSPY Feb 27 695\n\n\nAll bought Thursday and Friday at varying support levels that we subsequently crashed through, then subject to 3 days of theta. Closed Friday between 10-80% down. The hypothesis: they will still print. I'm a sick and twisted scientist and these are my test subjects. Will share peer-reviewed results at the end of the experiment. |
| ONDS for anti-drone revelation after Iran spazzes on the US |
| Dirty sanchez next |
| 😅😭 |
| There's still time... |
| Best time for regime change now, doubt of reaching a deal, lincoln now closer to iran in the sea of oman, ford almost there, trump supporting israeli strikes on iran missiles infrastructure, ... And rubio said something too in slovakia that wasnt exactly optimistic. \n\n\nRetest of 5120 until wednesday close is my prediction. |
| On cloud are amazing, I have a couple of them. You won’t want to wear any other shoe |
| BABA dropped their QWEN 3.5 today and it's 8x faster and costs 60% less than the previous one. bout time to lose some money on BABA calls again |
| Where do you find the earliest what trades she mades? |
| Kick his ass, Sea Bass! |
| Also transgenders |
| They have whatever Russia has given them |
| Yes oil to mass destruct our pockets with moneys |
| definitely not red |
| 1m |
| HFT is misunderstood by most. It provides liquidity and normalizes prices across the board. Speed is required for that process - making the market more efficient in the process.\n\nThe reason we have incredibly tight spreads, normalized prices across global markets, the highest liquidity we've ever seen & lowest execution costs (ie: no fee brokers) is due to HFT. It's a cornerstone / foundation of our modern markets.\n\nBasically - markets are inherently inefficient in nature. HFT attempts to correct those inefficiencies (and profit while doing so). The act of removing an inefficiency from the market results in a profit for the instigator AND it results in a more efficient market for everyone else. HFTs compete with each other to the net benefit of every other market player -- ie: see above points.\n\nPeople just don't like the idea that markets are not efficient and it's possible to make money from them. The area I focus on is arbitrage - which does two things. It provides liquidity and it normalizes prices across the board.\n\n\---\n\nFor example - consider two markets, A & B. I see someone wanting to buy X for $10 on A, and someone else wanting to buy X for $9 on B. I'll place an order for $9.5 (buy) on B - providing liquidity and resulting in a better price for anyone selling on B. If anyone sells to me - the algo connects the global market and would sell into A. The net result is I got my orders filled and a net profit of $0.5, the person selling on B got a better price, and the person on A got their order filled. This sequence happens in nanoseconds - resulting in the prices on A & B converging, and tighter spreads, and higher liquidity. The only person who lost out here was the guy trying to buy for $9 - since I offered a better price. There are rules that are followed (best bid / ask) - such that you can only ever offer better deals to people to get your orders filled. Due to the disjointed nature of global markets (tons of different players, different geographic regions, different stock exchanges, etc) - these inefficiencies appear \*everywhere\*. HFT's compete with each other to correct them - to the tune \~10% of global trade volume is nothing other than arb - the process I just described. |
| Bout tree fiddy |
| Tracking Pelosi trades.\n\nAmazing |
| Epstein files are full of incels with no game dont @me |
| Houston “oilers” full of anti capitalists 😂😂😂 good satire ty for laugh |
| They’re going to. But only because the game of musical chairs they’re playing is still working out. They haven’t got to the part where they snatch chairs from the big dogs yet |
| Love me some flat days where it bounces up and down pretty consistently. Easy to scalp and sell each side for a nice profit rather than feeling like shit because i missed a 10 bagger from selling too quickly and lost money thinking it would reverse. |
| Pink |
| Buy the dip |
| I think you must get checked as its called addiction |
| At $250k he could buy the Washington commanders and shut down the organization. That’s my hope and I feel like there’s more like me out there |
| This!!! Honest information. |
| Hardee's can fill the gap.....in every way |
| Nancy Pelosi also did it with a golden retriever, so you should copy that as well. |
| In TACO we trust |
| I have both and like both. Prefer on cloud because hokas fall apart fast. |
| why |
| What’s your favorite color? Mine is orange. |
| So now that she’s retiring and won’t have to disclose on the gov site, who will you follow? |
| no i only own amzn, meta, and msft so im pretty deep in the red. |
| 👋 DOJ for the record anything regarding a 🥭 I’ve ever posted is about actual mangoes.\n\nI really hate them.\n\nSincerely,\nLawyer |
| New York has some of the best food in the world too. \n\nHouston has humidity like a sweaty armpit |
| sea bass for lunch |
| You know who wasn't in the Epstein files? Charlie F'n Sheen |