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| Buls been real quiet recently |
| -19% tomorrow |
| Means nothing |
| Just let scamman's company die |
| another forever war incoming |
| Mostly agree with your general statements, but I will also say that the forward look on financials for nVidia through end of next year and into 2028 are insane. If you have a terminal go look at it- we've been using that kind of data from Bloomberg for years and it's never led us too far astray. \n\nAs long as we don't end up in some kinda WW3 scenario the guys selling the shovels for AI are gonna keep making delulu levels of profit |
| 🥭 vs. Tehran Tony. One fucks kids, the other fucks kids, nahmean? |
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| And by that message, it means … dip… dip looong Down |
| Did he say we won the war again? |
| In position to be fucked |
| cause dey ugly |
| He should call the Iranian delegates to White House and ask them to say 'Thank you' |
| Vance will take over. |
| "BREAKING: Israeli PM Netanyahu says he doesn’t want to “put a schedule on” the timeline for ending the operation in Iran."\n\n\nTranslate: As long there is one Americans soldier left, I wouldn't stop this war. |
| SpaceX it is. It should be valued at 50 million not 2 trillion |
| Same here. From a pretty good year to time to existn't in a matter of weeks. |
| Mexican president just told we need to eat rice and beans instead of meat |
| The fan boys bought in Q1-26 this year though. So they are trapped in the $400's price. |
| Nothing, alr priced in |
| No, are you? |
| Do you work in congress? 🤔 |
| Damn that's super poor |
| As is US tradition since 2001 |
| What happens when 🥭gets exposed for being a pedo? |
| I just got off the phone with the presıdent. He said he's 10 feet tall and can fly when he wants to just by flapping his arms really fast. |
| I keep Uninstalling that shit, but MSFT puts it back in every update. |
| There were large orders today (millions) in Meta May calls and HOOD leaps. Some whales are starting to get back into position. |
| The fun part is we haven’t even had a relief rally. So if you’re long you’re straight up trapped lmao. |
| Small tits are far superior. Anything more than a handful is unnecessary |
| Are you on drugs? |
| Trump just isolated his whole country. Go bankrupt, your ex-allies are watching. |
| Market is very well positioned for mean reversion back to like 6700 in the next few days.\n\n...which means Mango will tweet soon and it'll tank another 7%. |
| https://www.yahoo.com/news/articles/fuel-rationing-no-ac-4-125320682.html |
| pretty sure that’s priced in already |
| In honor of the bear market I made sauteed onions and mushrooms over an all american kraft single cheesey 90% lean ground beef |
| AP News: "Officials from Saudi Arabia, United Arab Emirates, Kuwait and Bahrain have conveyed in private conversations that they do not want the military operation to end until there are significant changes in the Iranian leadership or there’s a dramatic shift in Iranian behavior, according to the officials, who were not authorized to comment publicly and spoke on the condition of anonymity." |
| Don’t worry it will all be gone next week regardless |
| Going all in on nuclear. |
| SPYI QQQI SCHD. Simple, easy to manage, they meet my long term dividend portfolio goals. |
| https://preview.redd.it/najlrhaud9sg1.jpeg?width=1334&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7cb699d75cc73eb53a35f84c64def863f125cdeb |
| If you bought MU a year ago now you’re only up 400% |
| first you'll lose more, then yes atleast 1-2 yrs. learn to hedge if its a longterm port |
| Predicting a new generation of 0dte put loss porn incoming inspired by all the recent put profits |
| You already have a bet going - SPY to 620.0 before 31-Mar-2026 02:40 PM -05 |
| They didn’t get that far into “thinking” |
| Full regards? |
| !banbet i hope you’re right |
| Uhh, me |
| Acceptable odds |
| Boots on groun' triggers a massive leg down |
| Uh have you never heard of a summer blockbuster, idiot? /s |
| Sure. I guess you could buy women, but you’ll probably never have one who actually wants to be with you. So, I’m not sure I would call that rich. Sounds pretty poor to me. |
| They should invite US and Iran leaders in “Deal or no deal” tv show. |
| Buy a put please |
| Openai ipo is the kiss of death |
| Just going to say again, it is great to be aware when the market is being stupid and use that info to mitigate risks. But it is usually a bad idea to try and make big money off the market being stupid. \n\nThe market is capable of remaining stupid for longer than most people can stay liquid betting against it. |
| Guard rails artificially narrowing streets would be a devilsh way to slow people down and reduce gas usage |
| 100% bet that "AI is Dead" OP has like 2 years of market experience (if that). |
| The real answer is that global oil markets, which largely operate in USD, are the #1 reason that USD maintains global currency \n\nRenewables is going to make American ability to print money senselessly but not totally go haywire with inflation/devaluation \n\nAlthough at a certain point someone somewhere is going to figure the ideal renewables technology out & oil will lose dominance. Based on Biden’s policy that someone was gonna be USA… based on current policy it’s gonna be China |
| Who even likes small tits? |
| AI centers run on natural gas turbines / power. Natural gas is at an all time low, and lots of reserves in place from this war winter. Just an FYi |
| yeah pretty much the exact same 3 picks. Hope they hit for both of us.\n\nI like AMZN, MSFT is too cheap and MU is obviously good for the future. The rest is also good but I like these 3 more. |
| But cute alien movie good |
| I'm with you but I'd like to see another 10% knocked of the Nasdaq, Fiscal Dominance kicks in when the Treasury can't meet its obligations because they had to raise the interest rate on the bonds they sell. |
| What are your plays for gay dividends? |
| I’m happy with my mexican stonk ALPEKA.MX |
| We got a lot of idiots in here but my man has two brain cells competing for third place lmao |
| Obviously data centers run on premium unleaded. |
| SPY hasnt reached correction level yet.. so close but not yet. |
| Sorry drunk and angry move along |
| Underrated comment |
| Denial. And just getting over Saas |
| TACOOFU |
| South Korea to impose driving curbs across the nation if oil cross $120 per barrel. \n\nThey have already imposed driving restrictions on civil servants, curbing how often they can access government buildings\n\n\-Bloomberg |
| You already have a bet going - IWM to 225.0 before 05-Apr-2026 11:31 PM -05 |
| so how much do you need to make |
| !banbet |
| You should breathe really hard in the line and then brag to the cashier about it between breaths |
| pics or ban |
| So many people calling you wrong but I think you have a point. Record the prediction on chain at polysignals.app and rub everyones face in it when you get proven right eventually |
| Wasn't that the whole point of Vegas? Quickie marriage and divorce? It's just as important as gambling to the history of that town. |
| And don't forget DEI |
| I mean to be fair, it always turns out to be a blatant lie |
| There will be absolute tomfoolery tomorrow. Careful buying puts. |
| Did anyone really think HOOD was going to get the IPO? |
| Watching someone plan a vacation for later this year 😬 |
| Big news!!! Gulf countries dont giv a single fk to America anymore 🤣🤣🤣 \nSoon America is going to stand alone in middle east with Israel |
| Lol end of quarter rebalancing when everything is already sold off?? |
| Safer than puts tbh. Im shorting the market too |
| I would be more concerned about the level of investment coming out of the gulf countries as this goes on. |
| I keep getting emails from noreply@... Telling me I have to act now. How am I supposed to get in touch with these people. I guess I'll just have to click on the attached exe. |
| He who must not be named - first name begins with T |
| 620 bottom? Bull spotted, onve we see boots on tge ground you can forget about SPY even at 600 levels |
| Maybe if he said no peace talks are happening it’d moon |
| fuck the haters man this is hilarious i hope you get rich |
| what could trigger another massive leg down? I don’t see it happening so I’m shorting vol\n\nsee you guys behind wendys |
| You absolutely pick. It's just an old school way for them to loop hole their religious rules on sex. |
| Losing to goat cuddlers lmao |
| How about you look up what data centers run on and then you research how much cash they are burning while keeping those running and then you go full circle as to why oil prices impact AI. |
| The fear mongering has gotten so out of hand with those people and I don't think it will ever stop no matter what the economy is doing. |
| Can’t wait till we get one of those pumps that make Bers complain about how rigged the market is |
| Just found out Romani ppl are Indian.\n\nI feel lied to |
| What if this is just the beginning?! |
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| I lost more than that on long SPY calls. Now I'm scared to put that much on puts, which means you'll double your money tomorrow. |
| Sorry, this market makes me flaccid. |
| Obviously it works it’s a fucking acronym |
| https://preview.redd.it/bxvg3ynad9sg1.png?width=885&format=png&auto=webp&s=17e09f60807b90ea354b0a1fa220fdac2e64b5cc\n\n |
| WELCOME TO COSTCO I LOVE YOU |
| they owe you that much you better give em a call |
| 18 wheel chairs* |
| Every time one of my shitposts does not take off, I get very angry and begin to furiously masturbate. |
| My local pizza place uses AI to take phone orders, if you take that away who is going to repeatedly mix up my Caesar salad salad order and replace it with a Caesar salad wrap? |
| # True |
| Flat / .10% = Green Day’s |
| Would you just think of the job creators and shareholders? |
| And it pumped AH not at open, open it dropped 640 to 645, every candle was red |
| It is funny that GWB at least tried to have reasons for Middle East action. This Iran thing just seems like something to do |
| GOD PLEASE! |
| Better come before May 1st. |
| Multi year support zone😂😂😂 |
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| Reading The daily thread makes me hungry these days |
| Bought the dip at $360 but it keep on dipping 🤦🏻♂️ |
| After WW3 |
| !banbet SPY 599.99 10d |
| Threw around $200k into the market. Bers r retarded not loading these mag7 dips |
| I’ve heard we’ve made a deal like 100 times now what the fuck are you talking about war what war |
| pepperidge farm remembers that it only takes one tweet from the leader of the free world to send markets up 9% in a single day\n\nwhat a time to be alive |
| People taking profit on shorts? |
| https://preview.redd.it/2dl0mbq3d9sg1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=06f2f99389041996aa53b436e8770588ec646ed7\n\nLine go up? |
| I've got further dated calls that are down WAY more than this. I guess the good news is you don't have much more to lose on these! |
| Its early. I mean I pay 20 dollars a month for google's gemini because its so useful for the work I do. I can't be sure the return will be what these companies are invested but regardless right now AI spending is what's basically holding up the US economy. Without it, we'd be in a recession and a stagflationary environment. |
| That works too, I was going for the legend himself often fucks up but the taco works as well lol |
| I still don't understand the pump at open. Every news article was saying Iran told 🥭 to fuk off |
| He will be laaughing at us. Good gamble |
| Correction: Your girlfriend IS a computer |
| when do they release earnings though? is there a fixed date? |
| I honestly think it has to do with the weak first quarter economics for banks and others. Rather than being blamed for deteriorating economics, mango just front runs it by creating arrificial red herrings that in his mind cover policy blunders. \n\nBut also, he’s just jealous of the attention Jesus gets. |
| I mean i guess theorically there could be something there. \n\nBut at this time israel and America are at war with Iran. Not Saudi Arabia.\n\nSA hasnt even striked Iran themselves yet, let alone start calling in Allies.\n\nPakistan are not looking for a reason to join a israel American war. \n\nOn the contary it would be extremely hard to convince them to. \n\nPakistan condemned the israel American attacks against Iran.\n\n\n\n |
| Renewable growth is huge right now. The problem is the interconnection to the grid. If you imagine the grid as a highway, it is completely gridlocked with traffic (energy), and the solution is building more roads. This is taking a long time with big delays. |
| Me: "Doc I seem to have developed a bad case of anal seepage."\n\nDoc: "Stop sticking things up your anoos."\n\nMe: "It's not my idea doc it's the ghey bears & I don't like it."\n\nDoc: "Better learn to like it cause it looks like your gonna be bigly fukt for a good while."\n\ntl:dr #biglyfukt |
| Trump will just pay the company to not build it. |
| Renewables will power AI. New battery tech will give better and cheaper storage and fix the intermittence issues, CATL and BYD are already making moves to enter the market full time. That’s my bet. |
| Why did you give them your number...and what did you expect? |
| I'd rather listen to Ja Rule |
| Not to mention that if Iran attacks the desalinization plants of the GCC countries and there’s a mass exodus and huge humanitarian crisis, coupled with no petrol, it’s the end of the petrodollar and the arab investments into AI, plus potentially the start of mass withdrawal of money by them from the bond and stock markets, which would lead to both a weaker dollar and a downturn in the economy.\n\nThere’s much more to this than just energy costs as far as the geopolitics of it go. |
| I have a distinct craving for erect penis |
| Ok most want it to go down which means it'll open above just to fuck with your puts |
| Nah, -3% |
| Disney, Visa, uber, amzn green today, still down like 80% on my June calls though. |
| Always darkest before the dawn \n\nIt's coming the day mkt just goes +10% |
| Fake pump premarket |
| If you’re ever feeling bad, just remember that exactly two years ago people were unironically buying DJT at $80 |
| You used the wrong emoji 🌮 |
| Sure thing bucko |
| It's not Iranian thing, it's Islam thing |
| Oh noo I'm farming negative karma |
| Do you…pick? Or is it like, Iran: Pimp my Marriage |
| The volume is incredible. The fundamentals make sense. 25% of farmers haven’t bought spring fertilizer and the USDA acerage and stock estimate is out tomorrow. |
| This. I want lower beta stocks in a bear market. |
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| If OP is confusing natural gas with oil, I’m not sure that makes me feel any better about taking financial advice from them |
| r/sssdfg calls to you brother |
| !banbet SPY 645 2d |
| On the computer |
| Ai is not making money though. Look at Open Ai and SORA. |
| Aye, the gaye berres of yore hath arrived. |
| We’re all regarded |
| Perfect storm incoming. Grab the popcorn. 🍿 |
| Panic selling when they killed Khamenei was probably like a top 4 strat |
| Lots of students will suddenly have to learn again. |
| The most obvious -2% day tomorrow? |
| https://preview.redd.it/affhbh8rc9sg1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6046ec3379241db439e85d1211836e5d9ff7c439 |
| at some point though the daily 20% L will become so minuscule you won't even notice it |
| Then she pulled out her cawk? |
| It's probably much cheaper than paying for a gfe in the US long term\n\n\nDamn those girls are expensive |
| I present to you: TOFU (🥭 often fucks up) |
| Not if I can't afford the ram |
| Why are dealerships so annoying I just went for an oil change theyre texting me messages if I want to sell my car, ask me if I want to buy a car and now emails about reviews leave me alone man fucking paid you already |
| Tonight? Why? I guess easter |
| 🥭 take the deal |
| Good luck, that's exactly what it is, luck! And not careing about risk. |
| https://preview.redd.it/eo639xapc9sg1.png?width=1180&format=png&auto=webp&s=b0a3544b44dd5467cfe8732d8de353ef7266dfa9\n\n |
| Phew she cancelled on me. Crisis averted |
| if it's between eating a succulent chinese meal or going hungry buying the dip i choose the latter every time |
| In regardation we trust |
| How come my gains have parentheses around them? |
| The dream didn't go that far |
| \*The WORLD. He's trying to destroy the WORLD... |
| I have a ninja and it’s excellent |
| yk ball |
| I’m terrified |
| True but we gotta stop calling this guy an idiot. I’m not saying he’s a genius, but to chalk up his decisions to plain idiocy is just ignorant. He knows exactly what he’s doing - keeping his Russian mob boss handlers happy by continuing to degrade the US’s stature on the world stage. |
| I shit you not fiancé and I went out last night and the bartender was a total smokeshow |
| Incan? |
| Thanks man tough crowd in here 😮💨 |
| The power doesn’t come from the oil, but the money comes from The Oil. |
| Karma whore muthafucka |
| Nice try, Trump. |
| This correction is so bad even wife’s boyfriend got caught up |
| What is prostitution with extra steps for 500 |
| He took a slob on my product |
| # GTFO \n\n# I KNOW THATS LESTER FROM GTA5 IN A WIG |
| Is it pink? |
| Throw a nice pigeon egg in that to kick it up a notch! 👨🍳 |
| apparently not |
| Just seen some fool on twitter talking about spy 350 let’s blast back to 700 tmrw |
| Hot diggity-dayum homie, you coulda bought a shahed drone with that! |
| Jesus died for our calls |
| So schwab wasnt even thought about |
| Are these the statesmen, Walter? |
| *yore |
| The only bearish correlation between rising oil and ai peaking could arguably be the reverse wealth effect, where upper tier income earnings slow their spending across all segments of the economy because their ai stocks are lower and they feel less rich. No identifiable causation tho between less barrels on ships and the end of the buildout. |
| Yea this ain't the investing sub\n\n0DTE spy call or banned |
| I’ve got $9k in spy puts. Am I fucked or rich? |
| This guy is donating his weekly pay check to Wall Street investment bankers. Love it ❤️ |
| I had a dream yesterday that I had a girlfriend. She put her head on my shoulder. I'm single |
| 👈 You’re 🌈 \n\n👉 You’re 🌈 \n\n🫵 You’re 🌈\n\n🖕😐🖕 \n |
| Yale education vs UPENN - let that sink in 😮💨 |
| Anyone been going to bars? Are the bartenders getting hotter? Best early recession indicator as their boyfriends can no longer afford to pay their rent. |
| Sheenus la penus |
| Oil lobbyists |
| Upvote if you want SPY to open above 630, downvote if you want it to open below 630. |
| I know as soon as I buy a put we will get a good headline |
| What’s an income statement? |
| **You were given time. You were given orders. You were given more margin than most, and yet I find this market unprepared for the arrival of our Beartrum Empire.** |
| I liked it |
| For that matter, MSFT committed to buying 3x their original power plant build out for the new center in Louisiana. \n\nThese hyperscalers are buying their own POWER PLANTS to run these things. You really think these oil price changes are gonna disrupt the entire industry? \n\nDude is delusional |
| Patience, this will be a crusade on easter |
| Iranians have a concept known as temporary marriage. For a fee you can marry a woman for a preset amount of time whether a day, a weekend, or a year, or whatever. When the time runs out, they leave. I find this to be a very innovative and superior marriage system. |
| Is this real woman in the room with us? |
| Where is the « bag holder spotted » bot ? \nNow would be a good Time |
| Sure, maybe, but bigger red after |
| I like that |
| girlfriend? |
| They never would have |
| The law is incredibly stupid. People ignore stupid laws every day in this country. Throwing a hissy fit over an AC executives use of english is fuckin embarrassing. Thats litterally the point. |
| if you disagree with the market, now it's time to buy the dip |
| Alright… this is enough for today |
| Imagine everyone’s surprise when April 2 comes next year and the market nosedives 10%+ and everyone’s freaks the fuck our and wonder why it’s in the toilet |
| Idk why you’re getting downvoted you’re correctly pointing out that this person was confidently wrong 19 days ago. I remember being really annoyed that i kept telling them Iraq and Kuwait don’t control oil choke points but they literally didn’t listen |
| I had my first kiss |
| This 🥭 dude makes GWB look like a super genius |
| Is oil still high af |
| A single Green Fute can sustain the psyche of a bull for up to 14 hours 💡 |
| I sold puts lmao |
| Big green tomorrow |
| And every other crash. |
| Your notional bear thesis i do think will prove out \n\n |
| i can still remember when i thought i was a genius trader in Jan, unlike those simpleton geniuses in a bullmarket types |
| And neither wind nor solar is compatible with AI token creation, which happens both when the wind doesn't blow and the sun doesn't shine.\n\nThe reality of renewables: We don't have an energy STORAGE option that is economically viable that would allow us to produce AND STORE the energy needed for the times when the sun is not out or the wind is not blowing.\n\nWe don't have it. The technology just isn't there yet. Our best batteries just won't cut it, yet.\n\nSo, what you should want to see is a government that is spending money on R&D for energy storage so that we can ENABLE the usage of renewables, because right now, the equation just doesn't work. |
| Jokes on you I bought em 2hrs ago |
| Did Wendy’s ceo do a bite of a Wendy’s product? |
| Normally you'd flee to Gold and Silver during a potential downturn.\n\nWell those already got meme pump and dumped this year, so now what? |
| Yeah I stopped buying calls. Scared to buy puts in case we get a good headline. Idk how to trade this market now… |
| not sure we will see a huge crash in nominal terms...but your money will buy a lot less real goods \n\nso yeah, 50k Dow.. and 50 bucks for a McDonalds meal.\n\n |
| All on black |
| Already one on |
| The best thing about my bedroom is the Versace bed springs |
| I think we go back to $645 on spy this week and then back down to $620 next week after ground invasion and that will be the bottom |
| They've been using them in Iraq |
| FUTES ARE GREEN QUICK BOLS COME OUT OF HIDING AND TAKE SCREENSHOT |
| Sheeesh. Thank you for helping me not feel so bad |
| i can no longer afford top ramen so bottom ramen it is boys |
| They've been using them in Iraq |
| *Insert Ron Swanson picture |
| There is no slowdown. Orders are locked though for at least the next full two years. Agentic is going vertical. \n\nI hope you're listening to guys that actually know what's going on like Jonathan Ross and Gavin Baker and listening to the earnings calls of all these companies.\n\nTSMC is going to literally build more fabs after he checked with all the hyperscalers if demand is real.\n |
| my shares thank you for your service |
| bro just got himself on an fbi watchlist. |
| what momma don't know won't hoyt her 😏 |
| Contactless delivery, bro. The oil is literally drifting its way out of the strait. |
| it's around 10\^(-24). 1$ is pretty fucking generous |
| As a non-Americnan here.. ya think international oil companies are *seriously* gonna dip out on the opportunity to sell oil at higher prices, when it's in demand in international markets?\n\nThey ain't gonna give Americans a discount for funsies, when they can sell it for more elsewhere. Only serious limitation atm is transport infrastructure creating regional supply differences. They're doing everything they can to correct that transport bottleneck.\n\nOil companies have spent generations fighting against renewables and climate change research, even knowing it was a friggin'' existential crisis for the *species*. Rekon they're gonna suddenly turn altruistic and let you guys have a discount? |
| Don't you dare! He's a national treasure. |
| "Liquidity bridges" during emergencies lol. That means they'll take your money and protect the rich. |
| “The Mag 7 have been such a huge part of the market that a correction was inevitable. That said, are investors becoming less bullish on AI?”\n\n- Ron Desantis |
| Welcome to the late stage capitalism, BUDDY |
| Average down. |
| Your girlfriend's going to be on the computer |
| Deep seek was one dumb headline. Tarriffs were undone in a second. The admin has been pulling shock and pull out strategies all along. This time, their hand got caught in the cookie jar |
| I member 2008 |
| It means like if you put it pp halfway there it is semi in and maybe not depending on your movement 😂😂😂😂 |
| Bring back 😴 |
| Regards unite! |
| Man if I were you I would throw the majority into VT and continue the same thing as before with that remaining small amount. |
| Things are bad when my low liquidity put is printing. |
| Bronze rank players are cheaper |
| Preparation for the silent illegal wealth transfer boys. |
| I keep buying the dip, but the dip keeps on dipping! |
| guys i’m gunna buy MU puts tomorrow so it’ll go up |
| to be fair, hyperscaler opex does increase with energy prices but that completely ignores that Microsoft, Google, Amazon have 10-20 year fixed-rate power purchase agreements already locked in. \n\nTheir marginal cost exposure is much smaller than this doomsday scenario would imply |
| A little, yeah…. Most of it was Thursday. |
| BMW drivers are all a holes. Are you at fault for both accidents? |
| China was planning to have the capability to take Taiwan by 2027 but that was before Iran. All the equipment losses and munition usage will help them reach that goal faster but they still have to decide when to commit. The longer Iran grinds down the US the better off China is so no need for them to rush it now. |
| LOL you are regarded |
| da bears |
| my ninja foodi is a dream come true\n\nused it 2-4 times a week the past 2 years, still works great |
| I have some 2028 SPY leaps and I think they're fukt |
| how much more you think? |
| Mid cap ~$10B defense contractor with a lot of potential to become a larger ~$50B defense contractor. They're an old company that's been around for 20+ years and have had a lot of their technology implemented into the US military. \n\nThe last 1.5 years in specific they've made a number of break throughs on hyper sonics, drones, and microwave systems, resulting in the marines choosing Kratos Defense's Valkyrie as it's first collaborative combat aircraft, a billion dollar award from the US department of defense to build out a hypersonic testing facility, and many more large contracts/awards.\n\nThey've also recently received a lot of demand for their engines, which they're beginning to manufacture at large scale with GE Aerospace.\n\nBasically it's a smaller defense contractor that's transitioning from being primarily a design / research firm into a manufacturer, with a lot of demand for their products resulting in expected doubling of revenue across high margin business segments. They work with the prime military defense contractors already and have recently been taking lead on my projects.\n\nWith global instability where it is today, the current administration pro-drone, and 🥭 wanting to increase the military budget by 50%, there are lots of tailwinds as well. |
| Gulf countries pushing for ground invasion |
| Hookers blow and loads of cash offloading |
| Glad to help. And maybe we’ll get peace on earth out of it too. 🥳 |
| Why the fuck people keep spamming this shit. |
| $ROPE stock is going CRAZY !! |
| It's risky as it kind of follows MU/SNDK and oil prices. If you think oil has peaked and mu/sndk are gonna go up, buy buy buy. It goes up a lot and goes down a lot |
| 100 in that position, another 200 scattered across other dates |
| That GetZukked mod who clowns bears in every comment doesn't come around much when the market is down every day |
| Bruh I know the dead cat is overdue but it’s coming. Good enough to screen shot…. |
| He is retarded but so are you, NVDA is printing 60% net margin while trading at a 34 trailing p/e with 4T market cap. I'm a permabol but it's pretty clear this is your first bear market, if it's not then you're obviously too retarded to realize the average tech stock already priced in years of gains in advance during the standard bull market. AI ain't dead, but it's still overvalued in a bear market. Overvalued stocks going up eternally only happens in a safe bull market with no volatility, which is not until that retard's term ends or mid terms at least put a leash on his retarded plans. Now everyone is trimming and will keep trimming until all the situations resolves itself, or something new comes out to prop the market up. |
| 🧐 hmm... It's almost like this was the plan all along & he's acting on behalf of our enemies.... |
| Energy doesn't matter to profit margins? |
| Rounding error |
| Why couldn’t the 🧃use the 9/10 shooter for the Don attempt instead? |
| This is the worst month in the market since 2008. \n\nWhat happened that year ??🤔🤯 |
| RIP my long term port |
| ur gay |
| you can arrest anyone for anything |
| Fukin A. Wtf 😂 |
| IPO sometimes means that the winning gamblers want to cash in their chips and let someone else sit at the table. \n\nSometimes it means that the bag holders are getting tired of bag holding. |
| You think? |
| Upvoted 😉 |
| Me typy on screen buttons til number go up 🤤 |
| New head money guy gonna let banks yolo 0dte for tendies. If we don't get the tendies, he's just gonna use the infinite money glitch...guh\n\nBrought to you by Carl's Jr |
| Can we arrest the iranian dude for insider trading |
| You assume we are well positioned but that oil will go to the highest bidders not our population |
| Buy get one free babes from Iran |
| MU down 30% this month |
| Poor attempt at pumping markets with an influx of bank money they cant pay back. 2028 financial crisis incomming |
| Daily what? |
| >*5:54PM ET- African countries like Nigeria, Sudan and Somalia have already started to see the impact of the rising fuel prices and a lack of aid and food that was meant to be delivered to help those in need, according to the IRC.* \n*4:54PM ET- Iran's Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps said it struck an Israeli container ship that was carrying a flag "of a third country," according to the semi-official news agency Fars.* \n*-NBC News*\n\n# Peace talks going well\n\n^(wtf is 'semi-official' lmao) |
| I had to roll some options today. Sick with myself |
| guess it’s another night where I eat a block of Parmesan cheese for dinner |
| Seems like a great time to cash out and make sure your obligations are met. I do not take my tech job for granted right now... |
| I really hope no one🥺. But who am I to kink shame. |
| the bagholders have gone full gamecuck cult mode, everyone else got out around earnings |
| Is there money to be made tomorrow? Should I buy PUT at 10am that expires on the same day? |
| You have gains? |
| "de-slopification" |
| Not worried about the helium for the chips? |
| A truly magnificent flair, sir |
| Increasing demand from Candy Crush |
| # I’ve never had an ex because I have never had a girlfriend |
| Time for a long position or wait for reverse split? |
| to be fair, neither have I |
| There's always a turd somewhere. Hello turd |
| That old man at the bank talks about trust & then does these shenanigans 🙁 |
| What do you call an Italian ghost?\n\nGabaghoul\n |
| I didn't shave it off, it rubbed off. From friction. |
| Bro found the "print money" buttons to press |
| You notice how the market regime has switched from buy the dip to sell the rip as soon as we went below the 200MA. The algos are now programmed totally different. Its literally what I am doing at the moment with NQ, and oh boy my pockets are getting fatter everyday. |
| I would like to buy those options for $0 |
| Just trying to understand this - so all from 0dte meaning they bought the same day as expiration and sold right before expiry (hence the "only sold theta, no stocks")? |
| 7 years isn’t a long time without accidents. You might just be a terrible driver. Walk. |
| I just shit post on here. (Then fap to the upvotes) |
| I rarely use AI anymore tho. Lol.\n\nMy buddy who had an AI girlfriend in 2023 is now happily engaged to a real woman. They lost the gooners it’s over |
| man that is an amazing story.\n\n“In introducing hydrogen we have addressed the issue of gas density, but we certainly have not established it is safe to use in terms of explosion risk, decompression, or the thermal hazards,” Harris said.\n\nif it saves a few bucks, I'm in!!! |
| Don’t gamble options in your retirement account. |
| Pretty much this. The AI infrastructure boom isn’t going anywhere. The CAPEX has already been announced and these data centers are getting built. I understand being bearish long term because it’s likely going to be somewhat cyclical, but “oil is going up so AI is dead now” is laughable.\n\nLike ok guys, time to shut down all of the cloud servers. No more AWS or Azure. Oil is $100 a barrel! We can’t afford to run data centers anymore! 😂 |
| who else faps to their daily gains |
| Im up 25% on calls i bought friday..i dont think it is late |
| I’d go short $spy, I see ground troops taking over tonight. We need a good clean flush to $600 on $spy. Need a 5% move lower and I see it happening before Thursday, remember tards it’s Easter weekend, shalom. |
| Three years almost no losses (not joking). Start trading oil 28 days ago. -225k. |
| One note here. NVIDIA is a hardware supplier. \n\nNow do the operating margins of copilot, chatGTP, grok, and Claude. \n\nA lot of that funding is oil money. |
| "[Imagine longing oil bc Middle East conflict bad while not knowing oil collapsed in the gulf war. ](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1rq7jyl/comment/o9rnnjo/)\n\n[Call that the regard tax.](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1rq7jyl/comment/o9rnnjo/)" |
| A slow bleed down 😔 |
| At least then I could afford to work at the Five Guys dumpster. |
| What’s reading?? |
| Dude this is a lot of high context thinking for your new job in the Wendy's Crew. |
| Snowflake subreddit is barely discussing the war. Bols are so fcked |
| Integer overflow. The war was so done that it flipped back to being not done at all. |
| Yes\n\nExcept defense |
| Ignorance is a bliss? |
| Ok. So. Calls? |
| AI is clearly transported on 18 wheelers across country, the newer models use overnight air freight. -- reddit analysis |
| 🥭’s highest bidder will always be himself\n\nInstituting export controls should lower prices going into the midterms |
| Have you threatened to close her strait? |
| So the losses I experienced in seven days will take one to two years to recover? |
| https://preview.redd.it/zzzqgbw2b9sg1.jpeg?width=551&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fbd0fc811e954915c9893ea11b53bd766cd7ccfa\n\nOil guy graduated and this is his certificate right here. I was in the class with him. |
| Why not both |
| Yeah he gettin’ banned fs |
| at this point you can buy puts at open and check back at 3pm 🤐 |
| 7 years no accidents in my civic. \n\nBought a '23 BMW in February. Used with only 20k miles, pretty much new...\n\n2 accidents within 35 days. 🙂 |
| 🙏🏻 |
| Let it ride 🐔 NFA |
| KORU, the 3x Korean ETF is now down 60% this month which means you must make over 150% just to breakeven. It's now $243 and was over $600 at one point this year |
| Can read* |
| mind saying how many puts?\n\n |
| hang on I'm calling my international phonetic alphabet quant (my mom) |
| How are the $MU gang doing? Hope y'all haven't all committed to $ROPE yet. |
| awful but lol |
| Brother why |
| He just loves April fools day I think. |
| Whoever is gonna let them ass-smash the most retail traders the hardest gets to make the IPO happen. |
| https://preview.redd.it/ofvxhdzya9sg1.jpeg?width=96&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e61918bed6bb430c63e6b7550188569bd6cf545b\n\n |
| Anyone have a good recommendation on an air fryer? Our's died. |
| More importantly do we think the gilet wearing coke addict with his finger on the black rock sell button is reading anything? |
| # My portfolio has been having a bear market every single day. Down 20%+ everyday. Not letting up. |
| My kind of market...after 5 years I'm finally making money lol. |
| Good luck |
| I may have done that before this one already that also didn’t go well 😅 |
| #So close, lolz |
| my 401k is now a 1k |
| I am glad Fidelity is getting a cut, since I use Fidelity for investing. |
| dude probably a gay bear trying to scare everyone. OR maybe a hedge fund dude with a big ass long position on tech/AI. |
| Joke’s gonna be on her when we’re all speaking Farsi in 18 months |
| I mean Kowloon walled city might struggle, but I reckon the rest of the planet can mostly figure that out, yeah.\n\nBasically solar isn't the sole solution, but it's a distributed power generation method that can (and already does) *massively* reduce overall power demands on the grids it operates in. |
| Breaking news: Scott Bessent to be replaced by Jim Cramer |
| Word of the day - viscous |
| Completely agree. Being bearish on the mags at these lows is just beyond silly. Even if AI completely fails they are going to be fine and in fact outperform because their free cash flow frees back up. Consolidation is only going to continue as time goes on and most mags are in a no-lose situation. |
| I have no idea what post you mean but it is pretty obvious that high oil prices lead to demand destruction and high inflation. High inflation leads to much less investments in AI companies. Demand destruction means companies wont be willing to pay for expensive AI subscriptions.\n\nIt has little to do with electricity prices but the impact on the valuation for AI is for sure there |
| who combines Man and Anus to get Manus? |
| Serious question - which stocks going to pump on ceasefire news? |
| Just send me the fucking red-headed bitch's application already |
| Why not both? |
| Futes not even giving an ounce of hope to bol |
| [Oil was overvalued at $8](https://www.reddit.com/user/PutSpreadDaddi69/search/?q=gulf&type=comments&cId=451da2b9-8c19-43c3-aa00-ccf589f7ff5a&iId=75514412-6567-4214-a126-6cfcbcdae92d)2 |
| Did 🥭 get diddled around April 2? Why does he try to fuck the market each year around the same time. |
| He said " private credit" is not an issue, just sell for a " loss" and not to let it go to zero. Umm kay. |
| Bro if your barber is calling you a retard you’ve gotta get your shit together |
| Next week we’ll be about 5% done. |
| Facts, at least I blew mine on 30DTEs over a 3 month period |
| Granular |
| Y'all beggin for 🌮s but as we saw last night that shit has lost its potency. Market wants to see the real real. |
| Oil has nothing to do with electricity anyhow. This sub is full of regards. |
| I shall remember Iran man's message for tomorrow. It counts then too yeah? |
| Yeah, been wanting head ever since |
| !remindme 2d\n\nI’m curious if this ages like milk |
| money on green |
| I have personally been massively negatively impacted by the AI play. My IT services stocks went down the drain.\nMy personal theory is that the reason it happened is that a (easy to debunk) narrative that AI will kill consulting has been ridden heavily by market makers to “steal” money from retail investors, by shorting the segment.\n\nAs such, now that I see the AI play suffer, and the SAAS/IT Services segments (hopefully) recover, at least in part, I couldn’t be happier. I’ve spent 3 months feeling miserable and seeing my net worth being affected. It’s been brutal. I hope today’s trend was not just an isolated dead cat bounce, but the beginning of a recovery. |
| Dude, it’s more tricky than this. The AI has been forming a top for 10 months now. Zoom out the NVDA chart. |
| Please China take Taiwan |
| Not all of us |
| They are international diplomatic experts, you didn’t know? |
| If youre holding short dated puts with one day left and almost -8% this month, u deserve to get smacked |
| My bitch wife won't let me name our upcoming child Ayatollah Israel Palestine |
| Acting like the $80 mil box office revenue is pure company profit! This is my people! |
| Switch to SPX its also tax beneficial |
| You already have a bet going - SPY to 650.0 before 30-Mar-2026 10:14 PM -05 |
| !banbet |
| He didn't say for which side! |
| Listen, idk what u type and i aint reading all that. All i know is stonks only goes up |
| Bols are not real |
| Some regard in here kept saying that for reasons he cannot disclose the 31st will be mega green..gonna put $500 on it just cause it’s be funny if he’s right. |
| See you guys next week, maybe |
| He’d probably just break it off into its own thing if the profit is big enough. |
| Sweet |
| Green tomorrow or red? |
| You’re in the right place |
| I have the concept of an X. Plus his question is framed as a relative. X is unnecessary. |
| Calls on blood pressure |
| My money disappeared due to the bank glitch. It was a stolen gold bar but at least its not my fault. |
| You already have a bet going - SPY to 650.0 before 30-Mar-2026 10:14 PM -05 |
| !banbet |
| There's always tomorrow. |
| As an Australian that's been all around the world I never felt that feeling. Until I went to Bali. |
| eleftricity |
| Why was the war 99 percent over last week, and this week it is half over? |
| Don’t worry, we will pay for more. |
| Rip MU |
| I lost 20g in my Roth IRA. I am a retard. (This was a year ago, it still hurts.) |
| Been so tired of it for a while now |
| > And they put their money where their mouths are. \n\nSome people truly belong here. I work in finance. JPMorgan has $3.9 trillion in assets under management. Goldman has $2.8 trillion. A massive portion of that is retirement money (401ks, IRAs, pension funds, target-date funds). The money that schoolteachers in Ohio and nurses in Michigan put away every paycheck so they can retire at 65. Teacher's paycheck = 401k contribution = JPMorgan/Goldman managed fund = S&P 500 allocation = AI stocks = supports JPMorgan/Goldman balance sheet = enables $40B unsecured loan to SoftBank = SoftBank invests in OpenAI = OpenAI pays Microsoft = Microsoft books revenue = Microsoft stock holds = S&P 500 holds = 401k statement looks OK = teacher contributes again = cycle repeats. The teacher is financing the AI ouroboros with her retirement.\n\nPlease do not invest. Go to Vegas, you'll have better luck and more fun there. |
| Bro |
| Buying calls on Teucrium Sugar 12$ strike, exp July |
| “Put your hands up on my hip!” |
| I need a serious 🌮 soon to buy into more USO calls, been holding on to shares for a month but this things still has room to rip once them mid April deliveries end |
| Lol !remindme 2 days |
| Wsb members need a stimmy check, the fate of the financial markets depends on it! |
| Also you don’t use oil for powering AI lmao.\n\nIf anything you use natural gas which might even drop in price because we get more solution gas wells from increased oil drilling |
| You think we read? |
| I'll give you this it's higher tier cope than "tweet" |
| Lol, exactly. Their content is shit and now in huge debt. Im still salty I didn't have alerts on to short psky after it's run up. I forgot about it and by the time I looked back I missed the downside trend. |
| Sorry homie but that's a big n o on the n o p e |
| Hands too big |
| I have no idea how it's sustainable, AI has almost no revenue compared to build costs and GPUs have a shelf life of what 5 years? |
| Im a gambling addict which is why additionally to my short term puts I bought some longer calls to hedge for taco tuesday |
| You already have a bet going - SPY to 615.9587300000001 before 03-Apr-2026 12:12 PM -05 |
| What if 100% margin? |
| !banbet |
| The fact they're using all the resources and ways they can to reduce oil prices and they still are increasing is pretty incredible on itself |
| His neck, his back, his pussy and his crack. |
| 6440 Will be retested AGAIN: \n\n(1) SPX closed 0.4% lower, VIX dropped too, that is a signal of local bottom. \n\n(2) both DJI, $NVDA, $MSFT, are sitting on a multi-year support zone, which SHOULD stop the crash scenario--for this week. |
| lol 😂 bros so regarded, he couldn’t even block the ticker correctly |
| I will fucking cum if shit goes down in the next couple days. |
| 🥭s economic and trade policy will cause stagflation if he prints money, drops rates and deflation if he doesn’t print money or raises rates. This is due to lack of economic production as it got either off shored or withered away due to bad policy and supply chains. |
| Imagine starting a war with no plan then asking the countries nearby that are suffering because of it to pay for it lol. I guess the bored of peace membership is about to increase by a few billion. |
 https://x.com/AJENews/status/2038736881311953034 x.com |
| I'd like to see that two retards going at it |
| Damn VFS said ai |
| And navy seals, and army rangers, and a shit ton of marines... |
| Futes green, concern for bol |
| Did xenu tell you the future? |
| People said the same shit about tariffs and deep seek right around this time last year too |
| We haven’t even seen the boomers start liquidating their stocks.Yesterday, my 70 year old father was telling me he was thinking of selling his stock and holding cash. |
| Can I reverse index this guy ? |
| If someone knows something there would have been a sharp inflow from specific sources, which would make institutional traders and Wall St immediately jump back in to follow. This happened in 2020 before the printer started, this happened in 2023 when retail was still selling while whales and Wall St were jumping into NVDA despite all the negative economic data. Institutional traders, whales, global funds, and Wall St are still net selling, only thing they're pricing in is the energy crisis worsening from oil eventually hitting $200. |
| I'm so financially cooked 💀 |
| # Why are you all talking about escalation happening?\n\n# Bols told me war's over. |
| Just a few more bombs. |
| You already have a bet going - SPY to 650.0 before 01-Apr-2026 05:13 PM -05 |
| !banbet |
| Snorting it like a fuckin BOSS |
| "JUST IN - Netanyahu says Iran war goals achieved 'beyond halfway point' " - Israel is out of ammo. |
| I'm tired of winning |
| I doubt the easiest president to buy off in history will do that |
| He's on coke |
| I am losing money in video games now. Chose high risk strategy in Crimson desert's bank & down by 25% in 3 days\n\nGimme a break!! |
| Bulls, I just wanna thank you for another profitable day of odte puts! |
| Omg my banbet is so far OTM lol |
| I think you are being sarcastic, but I also think you believe that deep in your bones. |
| Why are you against visa calls |
| If TACO green monday didn't work, that means the whole week is fucked for bols |
| Over Confidence is a sign of low intelligence, look at my portfolio, and ask me how I know. |
| Please Mr. President, just one more bullish statement before the open tomorrow |
| On a positive note, AI's culling of the human race might be put off a few more years. |
| Need to find that lady that's just autistic enough that we are on the same wavelength, but not so much that's it's kinda predatory or I'm going to have to care for her or some shit. |
| If you bought tsla peak Nov 2021 you'd be - 12% down now |
| have a source with more info? |
| Here I am |
| Damn, didn't know the new DLC dropped already. |
| Where's the x? |
| $120 is how much you’ll be paying to fill your car. |
| Oh man, futes are futing .0002% ber so fuk!! |
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| Honestly never thought i'd ever see those being used in a war. Thought the time was over |
| I will pay for gasoline with my oil stock dividends |
| Always do the opposite of Reddit. Calls it is |
| DOLLARS |
| Trump is a massive problem for USA, he's a disgrace and a pdfile too |
| Cramer is on ozempic |
| You sold all your SPY near the exact top!?\n\nGive me the powerball numbers next. |
| So what's the issue if oil hits 120? That'll be the new bottom if true? |
| Files? The files on my desk? What files? Why would you want to see some files? We’re in a war man! |
| Oof then have fun next tax season |
| Nothing |
| thats whats up bro you love who you love |
| Taco is going to have Bessents head on a stake if he doesn't dump oil |
| Specifically the noise of them causes the cancer. We have not confirmed if seeing them does so. |
| Hey - futures are up!!!\n\nWhere are all those cocky bulls at? C’mon - this time it will be different |
| Been delayed twice |
| Maybe we can expose all of our vegetarian to this power source, and turn it juice that is portable, works in any condition, anywhere in the universe. One can only dream of such fantasy. |
| sell futes. |
| The market is always changing, it's not if you lose, it's when and how bad |
| https://preview.redd.it/lk7ojdkp99sg1.jpeg?width=702&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8ad5a0ce33c13e93daddb8a5d475ecf4e42be0c0 |
| I can understand why people might think Rubio, mango and whoever else are pumping and dumping but this time they genuinely are just trying to stop the dump and failing badly. |
| we're better at threatening to spank peepees than carrying it out |
| looks like it went up.\n\n \n |
| Has 48 hours passed yet? |
| We’re sending a bunch of A-10s to the Middle East. Close air support aircraft that I don’t think would be in theatre unless we’re about to kick off a serious ground operation |
| They not letting oil hit anything close to 120. It'll straight rocket at that point |
| I used to consider myself a swing trader. Now I'm a swing loser. |
| none of that shit matters when oil is 200 a barrel. |
| Oh hope they aren't options bro |
| daayum, pov short with some trap music in the background. Iranian drone operator AMA |
| CENTCOM would like to know your location |
| SCUBA uses very little helium for a while now. Used to be used in open circuit, but the costs got out of hand over the past couple decades. It's now only used in closed circuit, which uses very little\n\nWhere the dive industry will be heavily affected is commercial diving, which uses *a ton* more helium\n\nI suspect COMEX may be re-starting their hydrogen dive tests... (not really though) |
| He has also said that windmill noise gives you cancer and if you have a windmill built anywhere near your property it will lose 50% of its value. I wish I was joking. |
| More oil making it out the strait ..... technically |
| DOW at 45,000 |
| If you think what developers do and what Claude produces are the same, you're in for a rude awakening. |
| Right been in meetings all day. Time to check on my IREN position. |
| Casey Neistat is still a GOAT. |
| I have no idea what that means. I'm just a middle aged guy who took some macroeconomics courses. I'm not out buying puts. Just a dude who sold all his SPY at $6850 and remembers the Iraq war. |
| It actually apparently is supposed to be a Green Day. |
| arms dealers are big happy |
| That would be better than this. Fast and deep is better than long and slow. Long and slow is a bear market mechanic. Fast and deep is a tantrum. |
| Wear some nice shoes so I can go graverobbin |
| I’m tired of all this winning |
| A tanker was just hit and on fire, and oil is going down??? |
| Please pump it up for another day of selling |
| Fuck yes no balls. Lost almost $100k cad in april. Now i have been neutered. |
| you ain't in the club |
| How did you not make money on puts today? |
| So what prevents Iran from just digging up the nuclear shit at the end of all this? |
| I’m gonna go to the nutty putty cave now |
| One million cents* |
| Are you fucking learning disabled? |
| Please drift us up you overnight regards |
| Assuming you started with $1 mil than probably like $10 bucks |
| clearly the s&p will continue down and down on the uncertainty, on the whole notion of "trying to price in the war", nobody wants to be left holding the bag when the invasion headlines come out because they understand there will be further downside....this coupled with oil going up... |
| If only someone could have warned us: \n[https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/153mjb7/what\_happens\_to\_stocks\_if\_this\_ai\_hype\_turns\_out/](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/153mjb7/what_happens_to_stocks_if_this_ai_hype_turns_out/) |
| Futes up 0.25(0%) |
| The good news is that zero is mathematically impossible in this scenario, so $1. |
| Shorts will make a bank on this one 📉💰 |
| Nothing like a burning ship in the gay of hormuz to end the day. Wish i bought puts |
| Thank you |
| 0.8^365 or in other words - not much |
| 191 weekdays \* -20% = -3820% |
| “USS Tripoli about to open the Strait of Trump, turn Iran into a secular constitutional democracy. Oil to 50. S&P to 7500 EOW.”\n\n-Bulls, (probably) |
| Is ai not 'trained' on data scraped from the internet which was produced by said dumbasses? |
| It's true. We do. You guys use fractions and measure car economy in how many rods to the hogshead they get.\n\n\nLike wtf, we're in 2026. |
| Let me know what brokerage you work for so I know where not to put my money |
| Weekly puts.\n\n^(*it's free real estate*)\n\n^(>!sometimes!<.) |
| Nah, we'll just [switch to using hydrogen](https://indepthmag.com/n1-the-inside-story-of-the-first-ever-h2-ccr-dive/). We can finally get our under sea Hindenburg moment |
| barber called me a retard I was like damn how did he know Im on WSB 😔 |
| Yes. Unless sideways. |
| I never thought I'd use this skill after I left high school if in being honest |
| Zeno's portfolio lol |
| Articles headline “great time to buy stocks” whole time you’re exit liquidity |
| Did msft actually have a green day on volume? |
| 0.8\^253 |
| I find it to be rather useful actually. |
| And then 1 day Reuters will have some breaking news alert\n\n“US forces only found 38kg of enriched uranium, the remaining 400kg is missing and unaccounted for” |
| He wants to be first in worst stock market too |
| Went full calls today, but weeklies feelin' a little dicey right now...THETA is mine enemy...must have dead cat. |
| Morgan Freeman pointing up |
| Gold up or down |
| Want to buy them from me? 👉👈 |
| The average bear market downturn is around 33-35%. So just think of all you have to look forward to since we're only 1/4 the way there! |
| Just play some 10 min to expire SPX. You’ll probably not regret it. |
| It’s the 20% drop in oil flow, so it sort of is the war on top of everything else. Arab oil embargo 7% drop for 5 months s&p lost 40% took 7 years to recover. US better positioned from an oil standpoint now but things are all aligning well for bad times |
| Dude, the liberation day gay bullshit dropped way farther percentage wise. 600 is the least of it |
| Oh no |
| Yes. All the current growth in the economy is coming from data center buildouts and other AI infrastructure and developments. The rest of the economy is stagnant. If growth does not keep up with inflation, you have stagflation. Without AI spending, we'd already have confirmed stagflation. |
| dating, economy, standard of living, everything |
| Bears ate like kings today! 🤗 |
| lol, yeah, nike’s been shaky lately. that -2.92% today is rough, and with all the talk about their sales and that pressure from competitors, it feels like a short might be the play. but what’s your target price? got a stop-loss strategy? always fun to ride the waves! |
| This will be the best IPO of all time. Elon is the goat! 🐐 |
| well done. \n\nrn I'm stacking tortillas |
| # If my portfolio goes down 20%+ everyday, how much money will I have at the end of the year? |
| Supreme Court ruling was the 20th, so I should rephrase these were bought for that. Spy went on to cross over 690 in Feb so no, it wasn’t that crazy. Considering I had bought them around $680s I was already up at one point. Wild to say worst ever |
| >an unknown projectile\n\nIt was an angry bird. |
| This market has been swing traders’ wet dream. The ones which know how to make money. |
| I bought the top, the dip, the dip of the dip, and the dip of the dip of the dip.\n\n |
| We have that but it’s sold exclusively in unsolicited door to door sales by shifty meth heads who lie about who they work for |
| Forget about the gulf not buying treasuries they are pulling money as fast as they can get it out. |
| - big tech bad but now good\n\n- no forever wars now a potential forever war\n\n- America first, now Israel first\n\n- small state, now the state interferes all the time in everything |
| It isn’t just the economy, everything is worse |
| do you think the market’s already positioning for that? |
| Dont forget these core rules of futes;\n\nif green -> real and they will stay green till market open\n\nif red -> doesnt matter until 8 pm est -> if still red then fake and gay |
| I know right, im 🏳️🌈🐻 but cautious about this and feel as if its sometime in the near future... |
| Check out all the underwriters for home loans and short them when things start failing.\n\nAlso I think it was last year a bunch of banks announced distress when the feds raised rates and those same banks realized they didnt have a ton of cash on hand? Like Sametime the crypto guru king went under SBF? |
| Why the fuck is youtube recommending me survival items to buy before they spike in price vids |
| I love watching these high paid 'analysts' get asked war questions on CNBC on bloomberg. "Well Mr. Analyst, if they take Kharg island how does that affect the price of oil?"\n\n \n"UHM UHM, GULP, COUGH. WELL, YOU SEE.... this is complicated, I uh... well we need to see how it plays out"\n\n \nWall Street does NOT understand War at ALL. Remember that and how this market is behaving will make sense. They have no clue and eventually they will panic because they can't figure it out. |
| Al jazeera |
| What is the JPM collar trade? |
| i mostly drink alone anyway. it’s prolly fine |
| oh damn that gives me an idea |
| no back up. Wait until Powell retires and Trump puts in his stooge. The world has never existed this interconnected, with America as big as it currently is, with as stupid and demented a man at the helm.\n\nI don’t know where this is going but there is no precedent |
| Yep, Oil is pretty viscous. |
| Totally agree! I work for an online auctioning company and I swear it’s always some boomer praising some new shit with AI integration - but fail to see the extra added work it is making on the back end. |
| “Bear Stearns is fine” Cramer |
| Gonna go over there again but i will not let her have her way with me. No siree bob no sir. |
| It kind of is though. Stocks do well, people (especially retirees) feel rich and spend more. Stocks do poorly, people feel poor, and stop spending. The dog used to wag the tail. Now the tail very much wags the dog. |
| Can it just happen already? My hell, I've been listening to news about everything almost crashing for YEARS now and......nothing really seems to happen. \n\nI would say we've come close, but I don't know if we actually have, or if it's just been all this weird fearmongering. Either way, I'm done with it. \n\nCrash it and let it burn, finally. |
| First you get the bag\n\nThen you get the power\n\nThen you get the women 🤌\n |
| You're going to base a 170k decision based on what people here say? Wow |
| Honestly, if you zoom out, 600 looks like a doable think for this week |
| Yeah, I got fucked |
| How viscous we talkin? Jizz? Molasses? Canola oil? |
| Not particulularly....Benjamin never....but I kinda did.....probably the best kinda did ever. |
| OP IS THE MISTRESS OF ADAM |
| Never ceases to amaze me how confident both sides are |
| People keep asking what’s the goal of the war. \n\nThe goal is clear, distraction. In fact, the question should be, when can we get back to the files? |
A tanker has been struck by an unknown projectile off the coast of Dubai, setting the vessel on fire -UKMTO  https://x.com/Osinttechnical/status/2038735078113554752?s=20 x.com |
| This is the 6th worst month -7.95% for the market in 17 years\nFeb 2009. Which was Obamas first month as president. \n\nLiterally just out of the GFC\n |
| Front page of CNBC-\n\n“Bill Ackman says it’s one of the best times in a long time to buy quality stocks“\n\n😂 \n\n\n🐑 🔪 🩸 |
| It’s about that time of year where one revenge trades at the bottom to squander their remaining savings |
| 30% from peak |
| Fair enough, im trying to grow enough balls to take big positions in msft, mu, and Amazon soon |
| Maybe joined by other nations suffering from lack of oil. If it gets to that point a coalition might form.\n\nDon't get me wrong. Im not very optimistic. But, in the short term that might be a strategy countries employ. |
| It only gets worse from here! |
| Yes |
| did anything even happen today |
| https://preview.redd.it/af7kp3dt89sg1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=024817c9caa9e704b8fafec609742d277e72f7bf |
https://x.com/AJENews/status/2038736881311953034 x.com |
| Tanker hit near Dubai |
| Very small but doesn’t matter when you’re rich as fuck. |
| Nothing quite like getting drunk on a Monday and shit posting on WSB |
| Bottom confirmed |
| Brent has risen not fallen, it's over $114. US Bond Yield rose since the war began, it hasn't drop. Can't cherry pick one moment a dip occured. Reality is US treasuries are getting sold and more will get sold to obtain dollars to purchase high priced fuel. The Fed will soon have to implement Yield Curve Control when more treasuries are getting sold. US Treasury had recent bond auctions that went bad, less buyers, so banks has to buy them as last resort. This will eventually put the banks in financial stress. |
| you need to get the bag first. |
| Good fuck that stupid ass AI bubble.\nCausing the price of ram to go up consoles too \nFuck outta here and its shit\n#TIM COOK U LYING CUCK WHERE IS MY APPLE INTELLIGENCE YOU PROMISED!\n\nIn all seriousness yeah that orange fuck is fucking everything up |
| As some point we’re going to need a viscous bounce before continued downside |
| After today I moved to scratchy lotteries |
| It's the play of a Regarded Troll. lol |
| 230 |
| Thinking about selling all qqqm for a 17k loss and full porting 170k into USO.\n\nDoes it still have room to run you think? |
| This is a true oxymoron. They’re not working at all! |
| The autists are smarter |
| Fake news. My oil stocks didn’t pump |
| I just want some pornstar level sloppy toppy while she calls me papí 😭 |
| So the drilling will continue for a while |
| Cramer is bottom |
| Calls on nuclear all the way? |
| # REGULARLY SCHEDULED POO FLINGING CONTEST RESUMES IN 2 MINUTES |
| Stag party, nice |
| Bro I stopped drinking 2 years ago and haven’t looked back. My quality of life has been so much better, and I’m not surrounding myself with losers at the bar who know everything but have gone absolutely nowhere in life. |
| she stuck her finger in my bum too. Maybe wait a week yah know |
| An ad for Allstate played before Hail Mary Project\n\nAnd the trailers were for movies that have already come out, and dune\n\n\n |
| I'm waiting for Kim Jong Cramer ᕙ[･･]ᕗ |
| I think Carter worth in the only CNBC talking head worth his salt and he’s talking 20% more downside from here |
| Perfect. Those types on Quora with Ex-FAANG labels next to their name. |
| me, investment dummy:: errr….what if we just buy stock in military contractors and hold it? I mean, it’s definitely hot and it feels stupid to get in it now, but instead of trying to play 5D chess with a hateful, demented old man, we just get in and see what happens? |
| Has anyone noticed a trend where it’s mostly older boomers who praise AI the most?\n\nNot sure if they are just retarded and don’t realize how truly retarded everyone that knows how to use a computer thinks it is, or if they realize their entire retirement depends on it not flopping so they are just trying to pump it. |
| BREAKING:\n\nAn oil tanker located 31 nautical miles northwest of Dubai was targeted by (likely Iran) with an unknown projectile. \n \nThe vessel was caught on fire, according to the UKMTO |
| ANNA has been popping off. Bought in after Iran hit the natural gas infrastructure |
| dear god. 10k on 0.01 options? you sir are truly dumb |
| My car is waiting for fuel. |
| “Why is this popular stock falling in 2026?”\n\n*click*\n\n“There are more sellers than buyers”\n\n“Upgrade to the Motley Fool premium for more analysis” |
| wallstreetbets going to the party, have a real good time. Dancin’ in the desert bols blowing up the sunshine 💃💃💃 dancingredclifford.jpg |
| Like we are all cooked |
| src? |
| I'm gonna buy this, but after it drops at least 30% post IPO |
| Given or gave? |
| this downturn isn't about war\n\nit's about slowing growth and higher inflation\n\nthe market cares about profit margins\n\ndon't get into your feelings about war, if the circumstances were different war could be very bullish |
| Nice |
| Fight the trend kings, full port calls until it works |
| https://preview.redd.it/l1bez6w889sg1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=85e68f27f8fcb48d0e18fd40ef05e73f88282394\n\nAnd the charizard |
| So it’s over |
| I can always see my orders on otc stocks and smaller names but Amy and Jimmy never. |
| come on come on it's only been three days, lol put on your big boy shorts |
| Even if they drink grapefruit juice an hour before? |
| Yes my neck was sore for a week |
| I doubt they can do it considering the USA can't. |
| hell yeah it tasted so good |
| https://preview.redd.it/bfbxk68689sg1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bf5f2aacc4b8cb77c34c9b1821b7df3d677e28fe\n\nHere pt. 2 |
| This is so retarded it just might work |
| Everybody is asking where is Ja, why don’t we ask ***how*** is Ja? |
| Wish I’d just watched instead of jumping in.\n\n |
| Cramer just called bottom |
| Do you all remember your first blow job? |
| I mean XOM could have been both looking at its 3M trend, earnings and the Tacometer, but Visa...WTF is this play?\n\nEdit: For XOM, when did you buy OP? |
| But aren't they legally required to atleast open an investigation irrespective of whether mango pressures them? it's so obvious of a market fraud |
| You’re not wrong |
| Damn a tanker has been hit, definetly not slowing down |
| Thats what will happen in the next several days. |
| Believe it or not, boba balls |
| bingo |
| Which will hit 300 first oil or SPY? |
| They’ve never mattered |
| > He's missing that Google revealed a break though technology that makes memory storage 6x better \n\nFirstly, it reduces KV cache memory and secondly, inference is going to scale 100x. This was just an excuse to sell the massive run memory has had. Personally, I'm buying. |
| Am artist can confirm since AI art became a thing no one commissions me to draw their D&D characters anymore. |
| Agreed. Only maybe tech journalists and other kinds of tech adjacent. |
| Paid Account spotted |
| Whatever dude. Look at 625 as well. Today's volume on 620 weeklies. Noone knows shit\n\n |
| https://preview.redd.it/vk04j6y089sg1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a2d053111e3b6e2d6cdc471e72bec1236c646aa7\n\nHere ya go regard |
| who df going to listen to that balding idiot LOL |
| Hand back the gold bars, you Gold-Devouring Beast! |
| That just depends on whether or not an MMs algo will decide if they can hedge your position to internalize it or let it hit the exchange. I’ve been able to find my orders plenty of times |
| While handing out hundreds of millions to their top brass. |
| so it'll open at what 6 or 700 a share and shoot up so these dudes can sell dropping it back down to 200? i'm buying a couple if i can just for the shit of it. |
| 💀 |
| That's cool and everything but have you thought of the billionaires for a change?\n\nTry not to be so greedy. |
| This right here is correct. This is the way. |
| [UN diplomat just blew the whistle on preparations for a nuclear war](https://www.msn.com/en-in/news/insight/un-diplomat-quits-over-nuclear-strike-claim/gm-GMFE6727FA?gemSnapshotKey=GMFE6727FA-snapshot-7&uxmode=ruby), you'll be able to have it in real life soon! |
| Hmm 🤔 |
| Interesting take.what kind of impact do you think hasn’t been priced in yet? |
| Replying to Then-Restaurant6376... |
| Oil at 200 is global financial crisis of epic proportions |
| id look to sell early tomorrow tbh |
| Not real |
| just your reminder that exactly one year ago on March 31, 2025, MU was trading at $77 a share |
| I mean, it actually is. Just slowly. |
| -10% by end of April, maybe 15% absolute worst case barring a nuke. |
| Hmm 🤔 |
| I have never seen an easier money opportunity. Weekly puts |
| Wake me up in three years when SPY is 700. |
| Ah yeah I'm not sure about that. Sry, thought you meant no electricity from oil=everything is fine |
| Sounds fucking miserable. |
| gang |
| Successfully shorted Nasdaq today with an inverse ETF. When should I TP? |
| I'm gonna see what fake news story they come up with during premarket and then inverse it like that Iranian guy said to. He's shooting 100% so far. |
| New price targets to short and buy |
| We've already been cooked... |
| Finally a regard that appreciates trans women |
| Give me money. Money me. Money now. Me a money needing a lot now |
| I am waiting for tomorrow's bread, cola, and chicken drumsticks. |
| And thats the exact issue. |
| This whole thing reminds me of the movie TEAM AMERICA |
| 🤝 |
| A prayer said by all of us in here 😭😭 |
| I keep seeing retards say that data centers are going to shut down to preserve energy. AI might be dead but it’s not because data centers run on unleaded. |
| So all I have to do is lose my job... |
| https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8bW7S9y/\n\nThis is disturbing, anduril, palantir, Claude, cia, mossad, Israeli idf intelligence arm, Saudi wealth fund, all in kahoots.\n\nIran is about to get smoked and they're not going to go down without doing as much damage as possible.\n\nSpy 630P Apr 6 |
| I think largely due to the weight. Most battery news is targeted towards phones or electric cars.\n\nStationary batteries for power stations are a lot less exciting to the average person |
| Because it’s all controlled my him!!! |
| We sure do use a fuck ton of it to move around all the other stuff we but for energy though. |
| I'd say about 2 weeks |
| Huh? Saudi Pakistan defence agreement….? |
| Wen leave dirkastan |
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| Bc Paul atkins is also committing fraud rn with crypto before clarity act passes |
| That’s a half lie |
| Ketchup and hot water makes tomato soup. Ur family will survive. Now tithe the rest of ur money to Israel so they can get more bombs. Thank you for your attention to this matter |
| You know why. |
| That was before the brain damage |
| Yes. |
| How is bitcoin not perishing right now? doing its job as a hedge from disaster for once |
| My son is reading the book and we are going to see the movie right after. |
| Why is SEC not investigating the entities profiteering from last week's pump and dump scheme by taco just before market open? |
| Nice. Any plays today? |
| I wonder how teamyg is doing haven’t seen him in a minute |
| Thats what always comes to my mind while thinking of OIL. Who knows whats going on behind the scenes. |
| How do you even scalp an option ? I mean, how do you survive the spread cost ? |
| That’s today’s volume chode but there’s also 20k in open interest so he possibly sold into this post lmao |
| Wasn’t the billion dollars also a refund? Can’t stand orange man personally, but I’m almost certain I read that it was a refund lol |
| #NO BALLS |
| Total definition of DEGENERATE. Politely speaking. |
| Lol, they saying that war is just half way done. Oil is going to be at 200 and SPY at 500 before all this ends. |
| Break even by the time the ten millionth dollar is closed on small caps 😂 But nothing with a monster like SPY. |
| Honestly it feels like for at least 2 years the bers have been screaming circuit breaker. Will they finally get one?? Find out on the next episode of SPY MARKET Z: UNNECESSARY IRANIAN WAR! |
| The market has no clue whats happening in first place. The bang isnt priced in. |
| Don't listen to what those morons say, that shit does NOT taste light and sweet, it tastes more |
| How tf is he gonna get in good tomes aye? how small do you think homie is, he just gonna slide between the pages and use one as a big blanket? \n\nDon't be stupid. |
| Make sure you have a nice cushion because the concrete behind the dumpster behind Wendy's is pretty rough |
| alright now we just need bill ackman to cry again on tv and that will be the buy signal |
| India will take its entire navy and secure the strait at that point. |
| When this expires worthless there won’t even be a bag to hold. Except a Wendy’s you’re handing to me in the drive thru. |
| Getting an affordable entry to the ecosystem is going to be seen as a cornerstone achievement of Tim Apple and it’s not even that revolutionary of an idea. |
| Just like SLV |
| hey red days and bear markets are more fun here\n\nMOOOAAAAR |
| That was such a regarded play, that I kinda hope he makes money 😂 |
| No, your info is a few decades out of date. They can and more importantly they do refine light crude and not just a little bit. Stop repeating miss info. |
| It always seems like the end and then it inevitably goes back to normal |
| \-5% within a week |
| If not that, then even flywheels are pretty good, and it’s not like they’re made of some rare toxic metal either. |
| The stock market isn't the economy. |
| I am a degenerate ber, so literally drowning in money rn. |
| entire world feels personally jammed by Trumped up charges |
| I am afraid to bet on OIL because it will only take one headline to wipe out my whole position. |
| 🚶💨 |
| Bros before hoes 😳 |
| same except my crippling social anxiety |
| Memories of goldfish. |
| Or you know, you can do all in on one stock like palantir and maybe 10x your shit. |
| Dude his expiration dates don’t add up and with this economy even prior to the way SPY was not touching 700 to many rejections for 4 months straight , anyone trading AMC etc shouldn’t even be allowed to trade |
| got it at $59.12 |
| Where is the sp500 heading?\n\n-10% \n\n-15%\n\n-20% |
| Uh does anyone know what shape a rainbow usually makes? Asking for my portfolio |
| Do the futes matter anymore? Nope\n\nWill I continuously refresh them starting at 6:00:01 like a regard? Yup |
| "HELL IS COMING" |
| Well Cuba was already scheduled for this month but had to be pushed back. He also said he had like three other obscure ass laws/acts to throw at the wall for tariffs. |
| That's not funny enough. You should try bolding your text and typing LMAO and adding a hand emoji. |
| Schiff playing damage control on gold+silver price movement recently tho |
| Ladies ladies! One at a time please! I only have one tongue hehe |
| Bro really thought he did something 💀 |
| Thank you |
| I remember in 2020 when he told everyone to panic and that hotel stocks were going to zero while secretly buying those stocks up.\n\nDude is full of shit and if he says to buy, it's definitely a good indication to sell. |
| -95% |
| Look how green Tesla is.\n\nAs he flys in his private jet 6 times a week. |
| feels like a get blackout kinda night |
| someone who speak iran language ask the Iranian Pelosi guy wen pump pls |
| Man….i have a feeling the markets aren’t doing well in 2026. |
| well at least now whenever i feel autistic i can take solace in the fact that i didn't waste 10k on 50% OTM AMC calls with 2 weeks to expiry |
| Cope |
| AAPL earnings will be very good I bet. This AI and open law shit has Macs selling like hotcakes. Revenue lost on new MacBooks due to memory cycle is temporary but bringing more and more people to your ecosystem is way too important. While everyone else has money tied up in AI spendings to compete with AAPL. |
| 'Nothing' also means anything when your girl upset. F'uh. Use your big girl words babe. |
| Long A de_dust headshot |
| I’m losing about 2% a day |
| If I opened up a Financial Services business, that would be the tag line under my logo: Probably, Idk, Maybe. |
| Calls on PFE. Rumor has it they have developed a Chemical Weapons Vaccine. |
| Just roll it, still not a loss |
| Lots of cuties.. some just gotta lose 50 lbs |
| “Hey kid, imma computah. Stop all the downloadin’!” |
| Bill Ackman is fake and gay |
| Shout-out to Christina Applegate |
| Lol no need to get testy! Just questioning what you wrote and looking to start a dialog. The fact that there is no deal yet and that things seems to be escalating is my point. Reading what you previously wrote made OP's position highly likely to play out when, at least in the short term, the opposite seems to have been true. I do not doubt that over time oil will come down and the strait will reopen, but I question the very short term (few more days/weeks). What's the situation on the ground as of today? |
| when you could sleep well at night, and not worry about random Tweets to pamp or dump the market +/-3%? |
| You bought calls on a decaying etf after we are already down 10% in a straight line? |
| "We're not printing until Warsh gets sworn in" |
| Nah, fr, Sam's is solid as hell. Wish they had supreme pizza still though |
| Tomorrow will be trading according to the art of the deal |
| I'm not sure what your point is.... how do you propose ppl get to work? On electric scooters? \n\nWhat do you think delivers stuff to the grocery stores? How many them 18 wheelers are electric? Diesel rising even faster then gas.\n\nYou see any electric planes around? Jet fuel also doubled. |
| Schiff/Burry is the dream team |
| Because you started this war without even saying anything. On the other hand, NATO doesn't work like that (Article 5, hola). Thirdly, you made disparaging statements about the European soldiers who died alongside you in Afghanistan and Iraq. Fourthly, this is yours and Bibi's war, Trump says this every other day, that he doesn't need help. Fifthly, a month ago you wanted to occupy EU territories and you said America can do anything because America, fuck yea, Denmark, an allie can try defend it. Man, I'm seriously curious to see what you will do with China, because sooner or later someone will show that we're not in the 80s anymore and shooting 2-3 $3 million missiles at $50,000 drones made by housewifes in the kitchen, that's no bueno. |
| Let's do it but without the rescue at the end this time |
| 2026 script writers going crazy |
| How much longer until we're truly cooked? |
| Way worse trades on here you are absolutely bugging out. I just saw 10k worth of calls made expiring next month on AMC. This was direct after tariff ruling and a before any involvement in IRAN plus were at the money. |
| 250 year mortgage incoming |
| You got any shares as well? |
| Bill Ackman saying to buy makes me want to sell everything and rebuy when stocks are way lower. This dude does not care about the poors, only himself and his rich friends. He is not trying to do us any favors |
| Yeah stock market is always priced perfect bla bla bla. My starbucks coffe is better priced than the market that falls down like a stone as soon as fear goes around. During bull market its priced by greed and during bear market by fear. All irrational fugazi |
| There is no war in Ba Sing Se |
| Is that Friday's volume? That's when he "bought" |
| Nothing means anything until market open |
| I miss Sleepy Joe! |
| Yeah that’s true. I don’t think we draw down that much more unless thing escalate. Maybe another 10% |
| Imagine rolling up to the party with that sour diesel pack, that sweet crude oil, dabbing on these hoes, straight blowing phat fucking clouds of hydrocarbon exhaust, rolling coal on these hoes straight out the Strait.. those were the days man |
| Bro really thought he did something 💀 |
| What do you think this subreddit is for? |
| Apparently both oil and dow up because nothing makes sense anymore |
| Micheal burry is disappointed in you. |
| won’t they look ever so silly if they accidentally become the richest most powerful nation on Earth due to renewables\n\noh how we will laugh! |
| Tbf I don't think shit posting on the internet should ever be a high effort activity. |
| Check out my sweet rainbow 🌈 |
| Honestly, it wasn't that bad of a day. But that oil price means tomorrow will be bad as well. |
| I read 5d cheese and was very happy for a moment there |
| they are down on the 1month because they bounced back but if you look at the chart they just broke down, this is nothing yet when you look at how terrible SPY has been on March alone compared to January and February. They are ""holding"", they are not in free fall as everyone would expect.\n\nWatch this shit dump a bit more this week and then reverse dead cat just to fuk with everyone. |
| You know they aren’t electric right? So no real bearing on my statement? |
| A great time to buy is after the President issues new threats to an enemy and says he might re-examine a defensive treaty in place since Stalin was alive. Good thinking Bill 👍 |
| How they laughed when they were told at the end of January that DXY would go to 105-110 by summer and pull SPX down with it.\n\n*"But, but 🥭 said he wants a weak dollar! But, but 🥭 won't let the market go down!"*\n\nJesters. Every last one of them.\n\nDXY goes higher. SPX goes lower. |
| it's on a sunday so that should be pretty easy |
| MU baggies in shambles |
| I asked Gemini how much money I’d have if I started buying every major dip starting in 2021:\n\nBecause this strategy would have forced you to keep your cash on the sidelines in 2021 and heavily concentrate your purchases during the depths of the 2022 bear market, your returns would be massive right now.\n\n\nIf we estimate that the S&P 500 hit a new 52-week closing low roughly 15 to 20 times during the 2022 sell-off, you would have deployed between $75,000 and $100,000 in total principal. Because your average purchase price would sit right around 4,000, your 2022 investments would be up roughly 55% to 60% overall today.\n• Estimated Principal Invested: $75,000 (assuming 15 "new low" triggers)\n• Estimated Current Value: ~$116,000 to $120,000\n• The Best Trade: The $5,000 you dropped at the absolute bottom in October 2022 (3,577) would be up a staggering 77% today, worth about $8,850 on its own.\n |
| Kids born in the foreclosed houses are graduating high school. |
| People going to wait until movies come out on streaming and rotate through different subscriptions to save money. |
| https://preview.redd.it/viwh5usl69sg1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8e06315ed3cfe1c0f89ec479d8520e09adc19a49 |
| Bro really thought he did something 💀 |
| The people most afraid of a new world order voted it into being. The irony is rich and velvety. |
| No NK has defeated USA daily for last 50 years |
| Whatever happens, house prices CANNOT fall. |
| Hank yu, I def misread your trade. \n\nI’m too scared to keep going down…. Meanwhile, I wouldn’t be surprised if sOXS retakes its April highs. \n |
| Always Retarded v shaped recovery until now |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/Mother___Night made a bet that QQQ would go to 554.60592 within **1 day** when it was 560.208 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 2 wins and 3 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| Hawaii (the 5th fleet) enters the chat |
| This cats have sharp claws 😭😂 |
| It’s woke or something. |
| The objective they aren’t saying out loud is to turn Iran into a failed state, but also to get resource extraction and security guarantees.\n\nNot going to happen. |
| No but we do burn natural gas of which 20% globally comes from Qatar |
| lately its been following spy, so if its up typically spy is up, noticed last night it was one of the first to be up |
| What even made you think that… holy crap worst trade I’ve actually seen this year |
| I can say first hand contracts don’t hit the book. I’ve countless times bought large otm call vol and never seen it hit the chain. |
| Have you looked outside at all the F-150s bro? |
| Dust2? |
| Honestly, we will probably at least have somewhat of a dead cat bounce tomorrow. Probably. Idk. Maybe. |
| Iykyk |
| Just sold them before close. Having second thoughts |
| if u don't own a barrel of bonito sour crude, what are u even doing? |
| Good luck dude, I seriously wish you'd win this bet to give the middle finger for all the haters in this thread. $2.5 for instant millionaire status. |
| Yup. Definitely a great opportunity here, ASTS’s narrative remains unchanged. |
| Now mfs wanna yolo oil calls but didnt hold through the manipulations and the bs |
| What’s a couple more trillion |
| Is he the one filling her with protein? |
| Lol press x for doubt |
| >Kevin Warsh's philosophy is described as a "Crisis vs. Normalcy" doctrine, which focuses on providing "liquidity bridges" during emergencies but strictly withdrawing support and minimizing intervention during normal economic times. \n\nFUCKING RIP |
| Yup the tweets are useless and regards such as myself are catching on |
| https://www.investopedia.com/demand-destruction-5222107 |
| Feels low effort. |
| **Ban Bet Created:** **/u/BahtMann** bet **NVDA** goes from **164.85** to **170.0** before **02-Apr-2026 05:46 PM EDT**\n\nTheir record is 4 wins and 4 losses.\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| Funny how soft power’s always been China’s Achilles heel but taco made it easy for them |
| ive got a AH order for DUST, but its not filling. |
| !banbet NVDA $170 3D |
| Has been? |
| Diesen is a FSB asset. He ran for Parliament in Norway on a ticket sponsored by Putin by way of Norwegian ex-pat "billionaire" Atle Berge who moved to Russia and became part of the oligarchy and has been a money mule for Putin funneling money into fake parties like Diesens FOR since. \n\n Diesen was the subject of an entire research report from the Norwegian Defense Research Agency about [foreign influence operations in Norway and the role some individuals played in them.](https://www.ffi.no/publikasjoner/arkiv/okende-komplekst-og-uoversiktlig-kartlegging-av-utenlandsk-pavirkning-i-forbindelse-med-stortingsvalget-2025) |
| "MSFT NVDA AAPL AMZN are that much different from a month ago."\n\n3 of those 4 megacaps are down between 7-10% in the month you're referring to.\n\n"They are at similar levels."\n\nYou're an idiot. Love seeing ppl like you in the market. |
| Ubuntu is easiest. You can try it from a flash drive without committing. Prepare to find the snarkiest people alive whenever you try to google something. |
| Im getting so tired of this nonsense 🐻 |
| 3000 shares long buying 100 1.5$ tomorrow at open. |
| Let’s see if we test the 100 day on the weekly(607-608) in the next 5 days, let alone sub 600 lol. |
| Are u still gay, son? |
| PM Netanyahu: "Over half of Iran war's objectives achieved... End of war timeline undecided" |
| Any new updates from our Iranian quant? |
| As a matter of fact, I will! |
| Ketchup sandwiches for the family until we run out of bread, then it’s everyone for themselves |
| Stocks down - Fed Put\n\nStocks Up |
| Now we all know what WINNING looks like. |
| Don't forget Microsoft also had a lost decade from 2000-2012 following the indices. The big blue chips have never been recession proof. |