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| switch algo in 1 min pls |
| Lol, very good |
| Unlimited day trades for gen pop has got to be wild with a 450 dollar account |
| We just ripped for 2 months straight lol |
| Wiating for nvdia 200 comeon |
| spy to 740 in 30 minutes |
| Yeah well options are tough |
| All up from here |
| Just wait for it lol |
| Thank you mango for the greatest inflation ever! |
| We need more "what I eat in day"s from world leaders |
| How much we are down tonight |
| Who's holding 0dte SPY Puts? |
| Sold all my shares at 2.80. Will buy back in after this market stabilizes |
| Kinky |
| Strange. Bers made it seem like my asshole was actively gaped. |
| VIX at 22, meathead is slinging nukes, but we can hold a $2 range… yeah okay |
| where my mf dawwwgs at |
| All these equity raises are sus as hell |
| Bogdanoff, he did it |
| I'm not angry, just disappointed. |
| That's like you have a hundred bananas, we give you three more bananas, then take away twenty |
| https://preview.redd.it/h1cztcqefh6h1.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=1ff00b06b5d9ff624303cf239d7ca50c267f483f\n\n |
| yesterday we got a glimpse of what the bubble bursting would look like - that's for you scared bulls, this is just rerating after cpi. |
| Schwab think or swim |
| They paused the algos |
| 1. Inflation-Linked Bonds\n2. Equities with "Pricing Power"\n3. Real Assets (Real Estate & Commodities)\n4. Strategic Cash Management\n |
| Every day is a -1% until morale improves. Good luck with the summer holidays. |
| You bums all jumped into NOW but TEAM has had more relative strength and a better looking chart for software plays |
| Anyone’s ball game right now. Except for bulls really |
| watch the dxy/usdjpy for warning signs, it all happened at the same time as the swing |
| Sell and reposition |
| Gentlemen it is with great pleasure that I inform you I have now entered a 2 day short position on NVDA. The stock will now pump and you better make a donation in Hunter Bidens name to the strippers at your local strip club when it does |
| Spy you may rip $5 straight up now , it’s okay |
| Somebody kick it |
| You give me money, I will give you double at the end of each month |
| At least you’re capable of even getting a wife |
| Should I hold puts overnight? Feels we will dump a lot more |
| What's happening for the last 20 min? not moving much.. |
| Oil prices are going up, not down. Wait till December and you will see the real impact. |
| They money supply has gone from like $6 trillion to $22 trillion since 2006 |
| Arrest the man that invented theta |
| Theta gang sends their regards |
| Happy Pride month! |
| So we dropping or what |
| Go back up Sox |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/globohydrate made a bet that SPY would go to 719.95869 within **1 day** when it was 727.231 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 1 wins and 7 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) | [Post Verified Trades](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1pp3o5t/verified_trader/) |
| Its down 10% after almost tripling in a year |
| AAPL calls free money |
| Announce draft and let’s get this done |
| the aLgOs 🥴 |
| Ok water hit in Iran. This war will not be over anytime soon. Prepare for not grabbing the falling knife. |
| If your seeing this your still early on HOVR |
| okay algo, im going to sell my puts now... feel free to drop |
| I love it. The numbers were great. |
| now it’s just being annoying |
| UP A DOLLAR\n\nDOWN A DOLLAR\n\nUP A DOLLAR\n\nDOWN A DOLLAR\n\ncancer price action |
| POTUS just reaffirmed his earlier statements that the US will be bombing iran today in recent q&a |
| Trump was speaking with reporters how the S&P hit 7000 under his watch. Top is in |
| Still less than HALF of the way through these four years boys 😃 |
| So are you up or down |
| It's priced differently for all of us, they just inverse you within your account with fake numbers |
| We haven’t even gotten to yesterdays low pal |
| How low is GOOGL going to go before it's next run?.. this is depressing to watch |
| With the now-constant threat of dilution from the Bag7, VOO-and-chilltards are more and more correct every day |
| When does the gey ber hell end? |
| He spent forever as the Berkshire Hathaway CEO. The whole job is literally to acquire more long term wealth. Not for himself as an individual, but for all shareholders.\n\nNow he is Executive Chairman. Which basically means his job is to make sure the new CEO does their job. |
| Dream on just hit. Think most people are sick and tired of the torture chamber. I tap out. Just hit it already. I’ll find a way out |
| Choppy sesh |
| QQQ shit or get off the pot already |
| you would have to be a very special regard to think -0.9% is a bubble pop |
| My stomach is rumbling so bad... dump incoming.... |
| interactive brokers or saxo. |
| Yes |
| What about who he could be inside? |
| Any mag7 really |
| WTF\n\n🥭 said “I love inflation” 😤 |
| No one in Iran is going to sign shit. \n\nIt's all been one big performance of Kabuki theater. \n\nMango continues to be played. |
| Isn’t it obvious SPCX is a massive pump with the amount of warnings out there about it? I mean TSLA was obvious short and I got hammered last year while trying to do it. |
| They lowered their outlook its expected surprise they didn’t fall from that. |
| more questions? didn't he just take questions? |
| more like top of balls and knob |
| crash tonight |
| I love the inflation is yet another sound bite of things you'd assume couldn't possibly be uttered by POTUS |
| This is the same model as coreweave, except amd isn’t also purchasing their excess compute to make it seem like it’s in demand |
| Lol fresh day traders are about to get toyed with so hard |
| proud of you son |
| "damn, good thing I didn't buy calls this morning" is what I say right before SPY goes up in a straight line to 742 |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/Civil_Macaroon2143 made a bet that SPY would go to 716.27427 within **1 day** when it was 727.182 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 1 wins and 1 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) | [Post Verified Trades](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1pp3o5t/verified_trader/) |
| So when do the stocks go up |
| MU acting like a lil bitch right now |
| Full port w/ trailing stops at 15% and turn my brain off for two weeks |
| Chop baby, chop |
| Which is how the bubble keeps inflating until.....well you know. A whole 12-24 months? wtf? |
| 730 730 730 730 730 730 730 730 730 730 730 730 |
| lmao bulls out there really thinking this is the bubble bursting.\n\nuntil the hotline is posted and you see multiple halts - this ain't shit. |
| Maybe I close my straddle cus 730 is pinned |
| I'm opening a bottle of cheap whiskey, you guys enjoy this market 😁👍 |
| hyperliquid |
| You know you are fucked when the only thing that can save your calls is a mango announcement |
| It dumped a little, it has so much more room to go |
| Do we moon or do we crash |
| SPY role playing as a penny stock..... |
| WHAT A BIG AND BEAUTIFUL SELLOFF. SOME (VERY SMART PROPLE) SAY ITS THE BIGLIEST AND MOST HUUUUGE SELLOFF TO EVER SELL OFF.\n\nTHANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER |
| sitting here and watching this is actual torture |
| **Trump says ‘I love the inflation’ after consumer price index hits 3-year high**\n\nThis can’t be real life. And I bet this mf still wants to lower rates lmaooo |
| Be nice to at least get a reach around. |
| Seems to be the case in 2026 |
| Toyotathon (Toyota)\n\nHappy Honda Days (Honda)\n\nMazda-thon (Mazda)\n\nKiapportunity (Kia)\n\nSweden's Greetings (Volvo)\n\nHyundai Getaway Sales Event (Hyundai)\n\nMercedes-Benz Winter Event (Mercedes-Benz)\n\nJeep Freedom Days (Jeep)\n\nBMW Happier New Year (BMW)\n\nCadillac Season's Best (Cadillac)\n\nRam Truck Month (Ram)\n\nChevy Truck Month (Chevrolet)\n\nDecember to Remember (Lexus)\n\nSign Then Drive (Volkswagen)\n\nShare the Love (Subaru)\n\nGet Holiday Ready (Ford)\n\nShine Bright (Ford) |
| Fear, profit talking and market manipulation by algos as always |
| Core cuts food/fuel and tries to stick only the items that don't see-saw up and down |
| That’s great Mr mango. I hate the inflation |
| MMs lost too much money and now milking premiums |
| 🏳️🌈🐻🏳️🌈🐻🏳️🌈 proud |
| Rotation out of tech / AI \n\nLmao |
| "Business as usual" \n\nWhat is OP talking about \n\nEverything is fine until it isn't. Markets aren't efficient at predicting dips or serious falls for the simple reason that we can't fully predict the future with certainty \n\nMarket is exuberant. OP just proves how exuberant markets really are |
| always an equal candle after. fuck you MMs |
| guys look, if you want a green day all you have to do is sign the paper |
| So the war is back on. |
| new here? this theory holds up if you started within the last 2 years but with guaranteed inflation regime shifts like we've seen many times over the last 100 years.\n\nif u were there atleast 2020-2022 yk ball |
| MU setting up a head and shoulders? |
| Dude you gotta understand we are in a K-shaped economy.\n\nA lot of people are doing bad yes, but a lot of people are doing good too. There are people who are struggling to buy basic necessities, yes.\n\nBut there are also people who have an extra 5k,10k,15k a month. Who are investing 10% into their 401k with 50% company match.\n\nThats why overall I am bullish. |
| I dont have me one of those lifesavers |
| You are buying SPCX on Friday, I’m buying SPCH on Friday. We are not the same. |
| Its so damn amazing how the positions i buy go deep red and the ones on my watch list are green |
| Another nasty day. Keep buying |
| Lol |
| I'm surprised Iran hasn't fought dirty yet. Something is cooking |
| it’ll go into either TSLA or BTC |
| 699 698 699 700 wait no 699 698 699 698 |
| HIT HIT HIT. Don’t talk anymore. Just do it. World Cup may be more fun. Stop fucking around |
| I love the inflation - 🥭 😂😂 |
| Is ok, he doesn’t even remember what he said 2sec ago, is like being trap in a infinite loop |
| Plug it back in, I was so close... |
| Fucking bubble decided to burst when I bought calls 🤡 |
| Ppl dumping speculative gold for safe haven asset 🌽 |
| Stepbro, why are you under the Christmas tree? |
| Whutfug going on w MU |
| Jack shack |
| Best he can do is DOGE your port lol |
| When has that ever stopped him? |
| 730 is going bye bye |
| Google too |
| I'm closing my Yolo call bravery I did. \n\n |
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| Hood get me out the hood |
| Are we halted? |
| Havent the institutions and hedgies sold enough to buy spacex yet??? |
| Remind me in 6 months ) |
| Again |
| better take lunch at ur desks today WallSt |
| The pump is a celebration of the recognition that faking numbers makes people feel good. |
| back up |
| Lol no |
| last time ppi was really bad market pumped nonetheless this only looks clear in hindsight\n\n |
| This theta chop is killing me |
| why did they turn the market off |
| BECAUSE MUH MARKET CAP BIG!!!1\n\n |
| Do I sell my calls for 10% loss and reposition or hold they expire Monday? |
| He might acc tho. Watching poor people get poorer is entertaining for billionaires |
| Calls so cheap for a 1.7 trillion bananas company! |
| Is there anything more regarded than buying puts after a 20-30% drawdown on certain growth stocks? |
| Theres just no way that theres more growth in coca cola at 25 pe than the big tech right now |
| I am offering you the Knicks and Chicks! |
| My buys have converted me into a community member |
| https://preview.redd.it/l81bkk9teh6h1.jpeg?width=843&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dea7bfb3793ef74272977622174a502be9595fa8\n\n |
| It’s gone sir . Better luck next time. My NVDA calls are also gone |
| Brain Aneurysm before 35 speed run any% WR strat |
| Dear CEO of SPY, it is high time you do something and bring your ass up |
| To all my fellow bears. We are winning 💅 |
| Everyday is the same..\n\nThis google sell off has FUCKED me into oblivion |
| It's an algo market, you just try to survive in it. |
| Once the ceasefire is announced |
| MSG fans in attendance aren't even good for the team it's all just rich celebrities laughing at the poors 🫵 |
| Why will this shit not give up 730 |
| Yeah unless you take on a huge position, better to just play shares |
| Oh yeah these Transformer craps gonna reach singularity, any day now. “It’s too dangerous to keep working on it.” |
| Low volume fake dump |
| I member 🫡 |
| I am once again announcing frameworks of a peace deal\n\n\*explosions\* |
| Solitary confinement? |
| everybody say escalator up elevator down but nobody say Möbius strip |
| As soon as I buy a put we’ll reverse |
| I'm in trouble boys |
| Good luck with that |
| Landline rings. Homeowner: *answers* "Yur lucky FoxNews is on commercial break, sonny!" |
| I'm the smartest guy in the room |
| 5 minute option scalping feels like long-term investing for me |
| *But the insiders don't get fukt. They sail (Saylor) off into the sunset with billions.* |
| Idk seeing costco and Walmart with 40 p/e says to me that the "Value" stocks are in a bubble as well. Its ridiculous seeing people divert into those from tech. |
| like i said yesterday\n\nyou buy the bitch when she is ugly and then wait until she pretty and sell\n\nthe entire United States economy is behind you dumbass\n\npeople are risking their lives trying to access our market |
| Every small rise is met with massive selling! |
| POET criminally underpriced |
| Hes a fucking asshole that's why. As much as I hate him though its not hard to laugh at him |
| Everyone is selling to have the capital for SpaceX’s IPO tomorrow. It was predicted it might crash the market.\n\nIt’ll crash worse once SpaceX’s stock price market corrects following the IPO. |
| at the club? |
| Lucky u. Did it feel good? |
| 🥭: WILL HIT IRAN HARD AGAIN TODAY\n\nAlso 🥭 : repeats: I think Iran will want to make a deal.\n\n\nART OF THE DEAL |
| It’s actually crazy how much the market hates NVDA |
| Downald Dump |
| Ban this guy. Fuck you. And congrats |
| it took you too long to get to the right conclusion. |
| just a heads up, when the market is dumping hard and AAPL is green, its not going to drill hard. They do this shit all the time to keep it contained. |
| AI trade spooked. NVDA’s forward PE is contingent on AI CapEx, KO’s forward PE looks more “guaranteed”\n\nNot that I even agree necessarily but thats the narrative today. |
| Main thing struggling today is semiconductors and the big tech that's wasting a gazillion on unprofitable AI. IWM just has epic shitcos |
| She's holding! Sweet 730, she's holding. |
| next leg down incoming |
| Astounding lack of liquidity today. Literally the worst fills Ive seen in a year. Horrific market conditions, I wouldnt be surprised if a random 5% down candle strikes with how bad liquidity is. |
| wut |
| You don’t think a bunch of people are selling to free money to either request shares before 4pm today or to be set for day trading it Friday? |
| Doggystyle |
| I don’t think people realize how much economic devastation Iran could do in region and therefore globally with just a few missiles. |
| I can tell you where you went wrong: Cans of pasta sauce. Sell the gold, buy thousands of cans of pasta sauce. At the rate we're going, they'll be worth $20 each next year. |
| can Micron please tank $300 so I can buy calls before earnings? The fn option prices are absurd |
| I could believe it but that period during and post COVID sent the starting price to the sky so might not be much room to go |
| Today’s afternoon TruthSocial post. \n\nBased on discussions with Pakistan and Qatar, I have called off the strikes for 2 days. Now sign the capitulation treaty you crazy bastards. Praise be Allah. President DJT |
| We know oil is government controlled. Tell me something we don’t know. |
| U think he has religion? Geez |
| F this market. \nSoooo, Spurs or Knicks tonight? Over/Under? |
| flatest 24 minutes of my life |
| Clov has been saving my port this week |
| Calls |
| if this continues, im gonna have to step in and do something about it. the CEO of SPY should be very concerned |
| The Walmart brand little crockpots went from $9.98 to $12.98 in like 18 months. That's more than 20% per year. |
| I'm in the mines. We mine the other precious metals - limestone and sand. Cement factories are building your ass. |
| First time? Lol. I've gotten about 6 letters from Fidelity about my trading lmao. |
| How is the idea to buy spy call/call spread for friday?\n\nspcx oversubscribed multiple times -> huge pile of cash sitting aside -> most of them cannot get allocation -> has to buy back other assets |
| He only plays CALLS of Duty |
| Theyre just waiting for enough people to load puts and then theyre pumping this not enough for a V but just enough to fuck them |
| What is this crabby bullshit? Either V to infinity or crash properly.\n\nEither is better than getting thetacucked all day. |
| So COCA COLA will grow more than Nvidia in the next years? lmao |
| Again i ask….why the FUCK is IWM….the most fragile of all the ETF’s, suddenly an actual fucking tank that doesn’t care about anything. |
| Coca cola isn’t a bubble, its just full of bubbles. People enjoy that |
| YES FINALLY WE GET IT BOMB BOMB BOMB |
| Elon and Space X please save us |
| Downald |
| What do you call this movement |
| Up 300% yesterday, account blown up today. See you tomorrow! |
| retards pumping OPEN thinking no, this time I WILL DUMP! and then OPEN does an offering and suddenly everyone loses except OPEN. lmao |
| Lol if they can at their whim substitute items as well as fuck around with the weightings, the index is completely meaningless |
| Trump says he loves the inflation\n\nGuys i think our president might be regarded |
| Chop for the next 4 hours |
| if Oracle tanks today that will be the final nail in the coffin for SAAS. As well as a final nail in the coffin for most WSB ports. |
| Days like this shouldn't exit. Yet they do. |
| https://preview.redd.it/y63kaa7eeh6h1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=99e1901311f0cb0f8393dd6bfbf9118be9a7547e\n\n |
| Tips |
| We won't sit here and chop the rest of the day, Inshallah you guys |
| We have to test the low. If that holds, might be okay. If not, another leg lower |
| Sell off on high flyers not accelerating as of now. Buyers stepping in. Ber running out of steam. |
| I for one yearn for a meteor to hit the canes and knights game |
| go back to ur trip, come back in few months |
| what the hell is aapl doing |
| Whether youre a bull or a bear, think we can all agree this price action is ghey |
| We can pump this. There’s hope |
| I’ll just hold it so it’s both of ours |
| how do i invest in inflation |
| This *should* be a Bearish consolidation flag on IWM. 🧐\n\n\nDone for today if not. |
| DO SOMETHING |
| All bad stuff price in now |
| Market gods all Im asking for is one green day for my port, just one 🙏 |
| As long as the gambling pays for the drug and what more do I need? Also I don’t want to work for 40 years tbh risking $1,000 every few months is worth it to me. I’ve only done it once before and it worked out so once I can stop buying drugs I’ll be set |
| MOFO I’m not Iran trained. Just fucking doing it. WTF is with the torture. Ok I concede with the these BOMBSHELLS away pls. |
| im gonna stay out of this mess |
| A literal recession indicator |
| I love when IV lets me sell my positions that went super OTM for a decent price |
| Alright boys, bottom is in. |
| When you see this it often means the market doesn't believe NVDA will continue to have that PE in the future |
| summer is here |
| Me too |
| *As an aging boomer I always figured the government would find a way to rug pull all the pension and 401K trillions from us but I never figured a couple of con artists might beat the OG gangsters (governments) to the punch.* |
| 💀 |
| I was told there would be gains |
| Did he convert? Why is he saying Praise Allah |
| Its okay i believe you |
| I guess I'll just wait for power hour |
| I got fucked in the ass today |
| yes! |
| the market is going to "sudo rm -rf" bull ports in a few minutes |
| A turd floating around the 730 toilet all day |
| Hey guys I’m back from my trip. Surely we hit SPY 800 by now? Lost my phone |
| Well you see, if inflation goes up then the stock market has to go up so that rich people don't have to worry about inflation! |
| cant go wrong with either |
| Ok thats enough bloodshed, now we moon yeah? |
| It’s a blue chip that’s why |
| Are you all buying OPEN in anticipation for OpenAI? |
| What's normal? keep pumping? |
| When’s the next election? |
| I think I'm retarded 😁👍 |
| Do it after CBs start rising interest. |
| Wouldn't it be beneficial for the reported number to be higher, because high inflation = higher chance of rate cut?? The market wasn't happy about the unemployment decrease last week (which decreased rate cut odds) and they reacted accordingly. \n\nYou'd think Warsh would prefer a higher inflation number so he can cut rates and make 🍊 happy. |
| https://preview.redd.it/1d1fihm5eh6h1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3455e5c85723b4a8b6aab41d75956513ae989e41\n\n |
| 4 hours for a V |
| rotation from stocks to shiny rocks |
| So confident |
| GLITCHY ASS ROBINHOOD |
| WHY THE FUCK ARE PEOPLE BUYING COCACOLA WITH 25 fp/e and selling NVDA with 23 fp/e? \n\nDo you know how ridiculous that is??? |
| Holy mother, this has to be the longest I've ever been edged.\n\nThis market doesn't just screw you, it takes you for a ride, it plays with your hair, it bounces you up and down on it's lap before it royally fucks you once and for all. |
| It's a big part, yes |
| Free my boy QQQ! |
| It’s only down 90%, comeback time? |
| You guys think we’ll ever see green again? 😞 |
| this is the way |
| 4 hours later - good game, man \nF |
| just shut off the market for the day and go enjoy the football game |
| i've been looking at this chart for awhile and i have to say\n\ncalls |
| It's hard to stop a freight train. I've accepted my defeat and switched to bearish. \nYou're welcome for the coming mega pump. |
| If I hear one more comment about precious metal speculation, I’m sending you to the mines |
| Lets go down to 715 cmon |
| u been bad i see |
| Funny, I can't find anyone from yesterday mocking me for saying puts was the play. Amazing how fast the sentiment changed |
| another garbage day |
| Theyre going to trap so many people right now telegraphing a drop, so obvious |
| Msft is breaking my balls with this -.15 |
| No V today 😔 |
| Can Baron pls introduce Call of Duty to 🥭 if he wants to play with peace missiles |
| in a few days i know i will regret no buying pl or asts today |
| What are you talking about, it has already been announced 100 times, there is no one in Iran that can sign it |
| Saagar can be such a dummy sometimes |
| https://preview.redd.it/zodjo5t0eh6h1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3febd0c12712aeac08dfea7c291f521c629b8fa2\n\n |
| Fak it’s gonna break down isn’t it |
| Friday will be a good tell. The most loser part of SpaceX (xAI) lost 4 billion last quarter. I don’t think many people have the appetite for that bullshit anymore |
| Exactly. Food and fuel added? Thats like 9000% |
| You'd have to start the clock back in January 1980 for inflation to match the current gold value... I think 45 years is a pretty good run. |
| are lower highs on all indices bullish? |
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| deep OTM 2028 puts is the play for when everything eventually crashes and burns |
| Yes |
| Looks like I'm riding these ASTS calls into the dirt |
| # These little chode red green red green candles are just straight up criminal |
| 250 August calls checking in. This shit sucks |
| During this time it's important to lean into safe haven stocks like Cracker Barrel and Casey's |
| Sure chief |
| Oracle Dump or pump? |
| Hast thou foundeth the bottom? |
| 😒 |
| Looks like I’m about to lose my !banbet. |
| It's either theta for rest of day or another 3pm pump into close |
| BULL being up bigly is kinda poetic |
| Warsh speaking today and you’re bearish? No wonder you lose money. |
| No value in a high rate environment |
| i dont care if i go blind i dont need to see the price tag |
| I don't want to admit it but I should probably sell these AMD calls for a massive loss and switch to puts it looks like everything is going to fall off a cliff right now |
| 😔😔 |
| It harmed his reputation in the late 90s until the dotcom bust made him look like a genius. |
| DRILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL |
| Hey look I see 1 green on the wsb table.. qqq 1.4% green! |
| How about you suck my ball grid array? |
| Perhaps there are other ways to keep making money.\n\n |
| At what point can Ellison no longer guarantee the debt for Warner acquisition? Lol, they better hope this deal closes soon. |
| Me, ignoring and reporting all calls from RocketMortgage as spam since I locked in a 7.12% rate in 2022 while nothing was going on, then proceeded to spend the next 4 years watching the government artificially manipulate interest rates lower as they paraded through government shutdowns, Venezuela, Greenland and Iran, because all the "American economy" is, is a dressed up zero sum game. |
| Zero is for pussies. Negative 100k or bust |
| This turd wants to go lower |
| #"EVACUATE AI? IN OUR MOMENT OF TRIUMPH? I THINK YOU OVERESTIMATE THE BEARS CHANCES." -Grand Mof Bullkin moments before bombing of Iran resumes |
| $SNDK to $2000 EOM? |
| Those contracts made it to 16.00. |
| Jfc that was a good one |
| losing money from both is the only way to go guys |
| Regarded we were. Regarded we’ll be |
| KMB (Kimberly Clark) owns Kotex brand (includes 'u' brand) \n\nPG (Procter and Gamble) owns Tampax brand\n\nMost drugstores and grocery stores (not gonna list all of them) offer store brands as well.\n\nThey're usually made of cotton or rayon (a fiber made from cellulose which is usually from wood pulp but can also be derived from bamboo pulp)\n\nCotton: AIN (Albany International), the rest I can find are below the subreddit market cap rule \nRayon: seems like most manu's are privately owned or below the subreddit market cap rule |
| How are you restricted with no PDT rules you really must be a retard |
| Wait he said praise be to allah again lmao |
| Load up more NVDA and MU |
| About to pump. Buy the calls |
| That tracks. My calls wxpire tomorrow. |
| Gonna use today gains to yolo on oracle why not |
| Fucking precious metals man…. |
| I beg of you to look at the last week and say that again with FULL confidence |
| Looks like the 3rd theta day in a row yall. Tomorrow has to be green. |
| $VRRM $5++++ |
| No help needed just press the fucking button. I’m going insane. If Iran is strong I can’t take it. Just do it u mofo |
wouldnt have guessed where 2026 is on this chart tbh  https://pbs.twimg.com/media/HKdxeaiWUAAa9NO?format=png&name=small  pbs.twimg.com |
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| how? no PDT rules just change account to margin |
| We gotta get the bad juju out. Monday fucking sucked |
| Hes probably talking about the reserves by accident. Theyre going empty way faster than projected |
| I need to start running the damn ball. Get back to the power I and run the damn ball. |
| Do they? Their products are beefed up google searches… I mean let’s be real they tried to replace everyone’s job failed and are floundering anthropic in the same boat |
| Spacex is not the reason the stock market is down 😭 |
| That's amazing! |
| Come on Boomers, sell off all your retirement accounts, you can do it! |
| yeah fidelity sucks |
| Oh you easily will ! This will bounce back |
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| I hate MSFT with every bone in my body. Idk why I even bother to short it lol, ofc it chops pos |
| 20% more and everything is 20% smaller. |
| On Friday a ceasefire with negotiations will be announced. The market will rip again. Buy the dip don't miss out! |
| I'm the problem |
| Why do they always do this scam shit where they just randomly pin it like we didnt have the most volatile, shit is happening open ever.\n\nSTOP THE CHUD SHIT, LET SHIT HAPPEN YOU GIGA CHUDS |
| War On...War Off...War On...War Off...War On...War Off...War On........The Clapper |
| Hands to the wall is not how you defend a line man. That´s how you celebrate Valentine´s Day. |
| How did you turn your shit into gold? Any pointers? |
| no one is touching that garbage avgo ever again after that shit earnings report. it tanked the whole sector |
| Bro just won 3 blackjack hands in a row |
| At this rate the Robinhood banner up top is just gonna have 700 options |
| if everyone expects further dump, then algos will probably pump it to fuck with us |
| I would rather let my calls/puts get massively assfucked then wasted away by theta |
| # STOP THE COUNT |
| day number two of wishing I was that guy with his load of cows |
| I see a future filled with chips. But is it sweet MU micro-chips or greasy fried chips at Wendy's? |
| Welp I’m on a 90 day restriction so rotated into safer spots for now. Probably for the best lmao |
| Is this how the AI revolution begins? Not with a shot, but with a licked bum? |
| SpaceX is legit fucking up the market I really hope things go back to normal after Friday. |
| Mark-ing it\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/ap1fvm3rdh6h1.jpeg?width=798&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2320cbfb8b4dc24f2fd4de79b01e036fcc005d86 |
| Umm... Axios a little help out here please |
| January 2027 $230 strike, I would be happy if I break even at this point |
| *It would be funny if it was (their money) so fucking ingrained in the system to fuck average Joe outta his pension, 401K, etc for space colonies on Mars?* \n\n*Insiders make millions/ billions? Meanwhile back on Earth Elon and Sue Bae, governments, etc. say "here hold these bags."* |
| apparently way too leveraged. |
| I just sold my Soxs and am now considering buying Soxl. |
| Just saw someone burning sage at MSG |
| Yeah, the metrics they use are entirely scenes on purpose. There are other systems of measuring inflation that are more real world applicable though their names escape me at the moment. Those are more like 40% |
| I would pay someone to help me understand how to do this 😭😆 I’m just blindly putting money into a brokerage |
| #So many companies going bankrupt today including Tesla LMAO🤌 |
| Idk what you’re getting at really but the chance of not having to work for 40 years is all I need to take that risk |
| VIX pinned at 22.00 wat mean |
| Yeah I guess that looks kinda like a dick heuheuheu |
| Jerome's army is closing in on your position |
| Is Barak Ravid even a person? Did we check that he's not an AI creation? |
| bitcoin up, everything else red. truly one of those days. |
| I’ve got a bunch of October - December calls in tech that ain’t looking too hot right now lol |
| SPY looks like a turtle |
| Kewl |
| As long as we don’t give up the 726 level bulls still remain in control |
| whats ur exp? |
| my puts are down 40% also sooo |
| Breaking news war back on\n\nCalls? |
| People comolain about MSFT and it goes up when I have puts. Yes |
| The infinite money glitch is coming to an end. The IPO summer never really was about retail bag holders. The insane valuations are about loan collaterals, except it seems the credit market doesn't want to be left holding the bag. |
| Do you know what sub you're on? lol |
| 1m chart on $SPY literally sideways lol fucking clown algos |
| neither were puts 🤌🤌🤌 |
| As if bears aren’t greedy lmao. Everyone’s greedy. They just take different sides of the bet |
| \#SOMEBODY CHECK RAVIDS TRADES |
| Why is crypto still holding on relatively. |
| SPR things? maybe? |
| At least they're not 0DTE |
| Stonks only go up |
| Yep same. Crazy how call or puts priced insane, until you buy now it's worth shit and won't go back |
| Correct u finally picked it up. Enough with this dripping the water drops in my empty cell. I rather u just do it |
| 🥭's into inflation, yiu heard it from his own mouth. |
| I have a savings buffer and disability insurance. And yes I take vaccines. Planning for complications means you have solutions. Obviously I can't cheat death by making good choices, but I can do enough to not be overly fearful of the future and whine about things I can't change on reddit. |
| Buying calls 5 minutes ago was not the play |
| Fuck Broadcom |
| Uh oh be careful now GameStop almost got away from ya |
| Its either some new level of Dump delusion or he has actually fooled the world. |
| GOOGL DRILLING FOR OIL |
| Spy bouncing on it rn |
| really looking like the end of the line on this 1 min chart... |
| Nah lol |
| Me too gang |
| My anus has been getting railed since Friday. Plz send lube. |
| at this rate elon gonna delay the IPO to next year lmao |
| Bols can't even defend 730, where is the printer now? |
| Jeez gold sure is a great inflation hedge |
| Fidelity keeps fucking ME! its keeps automatically setting opens to "sell to open" instead of "buy to open" and i keep missing puts & calls. Fuck this brokerage |
| So does his announcement mean they're not going to be doing it anymore? |
| but it was my time to win today! |
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| short it, that’s why women go for taller men. |
| Another 2-3% down on Tesla then a strong bounce to keep the 2 year uptrend alive. |
| yeah the media and the BLS is hiding the impact under averages... the real world impact is so much higher... |
| SPY make up your mind |
| We just need to get the 720s shock done with man |
| shorts got covered\n\nback down we go |
| Gme spiking up. Indicies preparing to drill confirmed |
| AVGO seems to be bottomed out |
| Its over Warshole, I have the Hidenburger Omen. \n\nMy allegiance is to the markets, to the federal reserve.\n\n |
| Done trying to trade this bullshit gay ass $SPY choppiness, just gonna park $10k into $SNDK |
| #I'm surprised that Microsoft is less red than SPY which is a miracle LMAO🤌 |
| Praise be Allah |
| r we still going down or what? |
| qqq at 697 today any chance? |
| How does the margin compression argument even make sense for software \n\nTemu exists but I want good products, not complete bullshit \n\nWall street thinking large companies gonna switch from the best options to garbage is hilarious |
| yeah semiconductors are for fools! never again! |
| Iran deff goijg after oil now \n\n\n\n\nLoading up even more uso |
| How are you guys doing today? Any good news for some of you? |
| ...what? \n\n“We’ve been taking out millions of barrels of oil – millions of barrels,” \n\n“Every night, we took that oil,” he said, adding: “Millions of barrels of oil has come out and that’s why it’s at $85-90 a barrel instead of $250.” |
| Winning! |
| Little bit more and we break the support |
| hello fellow regard |
| Look at the housing market "crash." That happened very gradually as opposed to the crash in 1987. This could be a slow deflation. |
| Chinese Water torture. That’s what mango picked up in the visit. Come on dude just nuke already |
| Easy call buying opportunity |
| Fuk RTO. |
| maybe I should buy a 1dte call lotto then |
| Because companies have realized they can keep hiking prices on essential goods and people will keep paying. \n\nWhat are you gonna do, not buy food? |
| pump after lunch, call it |
| World Clown Association just accepted their new member: The USA. |
| To those of you hoping and praying for a dump or a big ole drop, I salute you. This is the Stock Market, and it only goes up. |
| nothing as usual. just manipulation |
| They've made a huge recovery via the AI boom, their ownership of ARM and OpenAI stake are keeping them afloat, they reported a record-breaking net income of ¥5.02 trillion (~$32 billion) for the fiscal year ending March 2026. This represents the largest single-year profit ever reported by a Japanese company, enabling SoftBank to briefly overtake Toyota as Japan's most valuable public firm. |
| I should go to the zoo with my kids |
| Axios is already preparing to tweet “deal with Iran is close” in the next 48 hours |
| I am once again overleveraged |
| 728 put gang |
| Inflation does generally lead to asset prices going up |
| get the crisis line ready |
| This is why I sit as far forward on the toilet with my dick above ground |
| so everyone okay with fast flipping spacex? even with the IPO launch ban |
| we are long overdue -20% day in SPY |
| He’s already behind Wendy’s |
| We pumpin in 45 min. Mark my words |
| And now it's theta time 😁👍 |
| All the garbage will fall another 50% this year while I sit on a Microsoft throne. |
| if you're in semis - better book profits and get the fuck out now. blood bath incoming. mark my words |
| Wait, is there a problem with this type of breakfast? Lol. It's pretty to close to what I do now that I'm healthier. Add in a whey protein shake. |
| Little high, little low.. |
| Super |
| How is the ceasefire coming along? |
| I don´t know what yall are whining about. Don´t you own Draftkings and American Eagle? \*Carefully covers dozens of red positions around them\* |
| will my 0dte theta hold tho |
| GOOGL drilling |
| I put a prompt in this morning to just normalize a grading rubric for a course I'm teaching (i never use ai to prepare actual lectures, just for numbers stuff) and fucking dumbini threw me back my prompt unchanged...gave me the fucking parrot treatment. |
| I just need it back above $20 |
| Heyyyy we can get excited for QQQ 700 celebrations again 🥳 |
| I’m so boned |
| Bears in control now ninny bulls. |
| >Precious metals all down pre-market\n\n\nOn sale for when the crash comes. |
| This ufc fight is fucking up my commute this week 😡 |
| No matter what side I play it’s guranteed to lose money this is fucking crazy |
| #When SPY is green only half the stocks are green. When SPY is red every stock ever is red. LMAO🤌 |
| war is back ,inflation is high - when is the crash coming |
| In 2 years I think |
| gold drop more than market, central banks belong here |
| You already have a bet going - SPY to 745.0 before 10-Jun-2026 10:06 PM -05 |
| I went to sleep for 1 hour and this happens. What the shit. What was the cause for dump? |
| !banbet |
| i bought soxs at this same level when soxx was 565 lmao |
| Balled so hard they thought I was a nutsack |
| Surely this is the bottom for GOOGL |
| wagering too much then bro. gambling fundamental is if you’re getting stressed you got too much at stake |
| * gain |
| Cisco breakeven after 20 years of holding was the top signal. 🤡 |
| Y'all get raises? \n\nI just heard back from my employer 2 weeks ago that I am not getting a raise... after 5 years of working for them and inquiring about a rate adjustment 4 years ago. Told my contract house to loom for other opportunities and that I have been already looking the last 3 months. |
| yes |
| just fucking crash all at once motherfucker i hate this slowburn |
| Battle of 730 |
| what are puts? |
| I believe you because Sunny isles is loaded with beautiful \nBlonde russian women! Lol |
| https://preview.redd.it/k7ya8960dh6h1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d1668d4131ed2e083cccde174132c74de42f3c63\n\n |
| > This shit is gonna pop sooner than what I expected.\n\nMaybe, maybe not.\n\nThey're all bribing US gov and would expect support in return. A "bailout" bill would be tough to get through congress so their bailout would likely take the form of repurposing portions of federal budget towards buying equity in these companies and also handing out endless contracts from DoD and various other government departments. The latter is already happening.\n\nThe admin can keep these guys afloat for a long time without any congressional support. |
| This may get blasted into the shadow realm by EOD |
| Im getting suspicious that this will be a bad Iran news dump week, and then Friday will be “ceasefire extended” for an artificial super pump for SpaceX.\n\n“I could have obliterated them but Pakistan begged me not to totally annihilate them which wouldve been super easy for me to do” |
| You already have a bet going - SLV to 67.507 before 19-Jun-2026 03:32 PM -05 |
| Just wait till the lunch dump |
| Yes, I would like to order one dump, one exit liquidity, a large red candle and ill take some dip for my fries yes thank you |
| !banbet |
| Bull greed once again |
| What’s even the move here? Everything seems questionable as fuck lmfao |
| Hegseths prick? How blind can he be? |
| 722 puts. Last chance. |
| Only another angry birds computer shoe could get me out now! Ahah |
| Don’t you just love staring at a chart all day |
| All hands to the walls! 730 must not be breached! |
| Zero volume we’re all toast |
| Paybax84 is my name. What the hell? |
| 13onk1n gets it. |
| PAMP IT 🙏 |
| Who is the PDT rule change for? We are just allowing those with little money to lose it faster. Mission accomplished? |
| bleed out until thursday |
| Spy trying so hard to stay above 730 |
| Sleepy markets were actually the best |
| What I don’t understand is, why buy day before instead of buying when the market has a very good chance it will tank on CPI release. Load up on calls when the market is oversold and give yourself a chance on a bounce the following day if you are doing 1DTE. But if you are going to take a chance like that, at least manage a little bit of risk by selling Fri expiry. I can never understand these yolos where it’s basically a non-sensical coin-flip. He was betting on what, Trumo would announce somethjng? lol. 65K on predicting Trump would announce somethjng on day CPI would be shit lol |
| Alexa play the baggie blues |
| Lmao vix is rising |
| So what numbers are we thinking for the lotto tonight |
| Step 1: invest in yourself. Step 2: pay yourself. Step 3: call it growth.\n\nStep 4 bankruptcy. Step 5 rinse repeat. |
| 💯💯💯\n\na mf here said he bought AMD calls while it was well over $500 cause “sToNKs oNlY gO uP” |
| You already have a bet going - TSLA to 450.0 before 12-Jun-2026 07:50 AM -05 |
| just been buying and selling 700p on QQQ all day while chart watching to protect my shares and leaps.\n\nis it working, yes.\n\nam i having fun? no!\n\nplease mr mango, i'm tired of winning. i want to leave my pc and stop watching charts |
| !banbet I’m like a week early |
| 100%. |
| donny read the wrong script . Wasnt supposed to say ATH until tomorrow . |
| I love that almost everything Is taking a shit and fake internet money is up 2% 😂 |
| pressed the wrong red button it seems |
| These premiums are high af |
| Welcome to the club\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/ovjl9p2wch6h1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=651508e5e70a5042f963ecae384daa4928dfc977\n\n |
| 2026 Nobel Peace Prize confirmed |
| Guess we’ll have to wait and see. I got 28 puts at 4.50 for the 12. |
| DRILLIN’ 🐻 |
| Theta gang is currently making me gargle their nuts rn, help me |
| Decided to sell cash secured puts last week, will be rolling them forever |
| That’s why I’m here. May as well be part of the madness while it lasts |
| 401forgetaboutit |
| Generational shift from speculative junk like $NVDA to quality stocks like $OPEN |
| That "one last 0dte for the day" really is the one thst gets ya 🤌🤌🤌 |
| I like pain. 7/10 $720 spy puts. 6/18 $700 puts |
| Mango. The big red button with the post it note there saying press it. Yeah pls do it already. Thanks |
| Friday |
| One big flush lower and I'll gobble that dip like a turkey |
| don’t let this crack 730 bulls |
| how leveraged are u bro |
| Let's cross the finger for him then |
| not looking good SPY |
| is it over? |
| 730 needs to hold |
| Spy I get you’re trying to play it cool for your friends but if we’re gonna dump then let’s get this show on the road brotha |
| Oh if you have long expiration it may come back |
| https://preview.redd.it/t42i5kerch6h1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=94a5766b72bbb6ca8d7f6eb3a1f638589a4f56ab\n\nOP rn |
| Bro are you okay or what? |
| You know you don't belong in heaven. |
| I hope this is a joke, but if it's not, you might try to see if a feed lot would take delivery. You have a delicious problem on your hands. |
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| THERE IS NO INFLATION, CUT THE RATES YOU CRAZY FUCKING BASTARDS! |
| I called it last week when everyone was posting their gains. I wonder how many apes like me lost it all since then due to greed |
| literally thought about this earlier on the pump n dump |
| thats just not 31%? |
| TRUMP: WE'VE BEEN TAKING OUT MILLIONS OF BBLS OF OIL NIGHTLY\n\nHad to do a double take there |
| Rotation into early bird dinners CRBL |
| GoLd iS a SaFe HaVen |
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| Apollo and Blackstone announced that they've partnered with Broadcom to launch an AI infrastructure platform backed by an initial $35 billion loan.\n\nIt will end well. |
| *Fresh pee-pees for a bigger circle jerk is the new way to "lean into" fleecing the Muppets. Watch for more financial fuckery to cum.* *~~Generational~~* *Planetary bag holders to come.* |
| This market is penetrating my anus |
| DOW is mentioned, you guy already know what’s that mean. |
| $IREN been edging me for months, I can’t stand this stock |
| I'm so fucking sick of this god damned market dude. The emotional toll of being up as fuck earlier inthe month to whatever the FUCK this is is taking a toll on my mental health. |
| Yes just dump it all. WTF is this I’m tired. Meet mangos desire. Why prolong it. Quick and easy the big red button is there |
| My question as well. |
| JUST DROP OMFG STOP EDGING ME |
| 30 min and hourly SPY charts show its about to dumpppp some more |
| Vn’t boy |
| $VRRM, $5 is the cover spot for 🩳 been a great two days on the road back to $10+ still hasn’t even run yet |
| I don't know why this thread doesn't allow us to thank the person responsible |
| Always wild to me that we're living in the tech revolution, and the so called best investor just went "nah, I don't know how to value these and I'm not going to learn how to" and it didn't harm his reputation much. |
| I really could not have timed that any worse. |
| Cracker Barrel ??? |
| Almost guaranteed, but I cba watching this shit any longer |
| Not on a Wednesday. We can still get out of our contracts... It'll happen on Saturday or some such shit |
| Do it with 80k now |
| Absolutely. Calls |
| inflation isnt done cooking, probably not yet. |
| META is a value trap and yall falling for it.\n\nSell your position before it goes down to 400 |
| See I told you... |
| calls now for wealth |
| L's, however, are still in plentiful abundance. |
| You forgot to say “Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.” |
| This is the right place for advice. You’re welcome… in advance |
| Vvvvvvv |
| so when is the ipo postponed to \n\n |
| We got a tombstone doji now, if people still believe ts |
| If we stop counting we have no new cases. |
| They also keep trying to time the momentum trades and hold too long despite 25k trade limit being eliminated. |
| Goodbye Bols, it was fun while it lasted 😂 |
| Would you know my name\n\nIf you saw me in heaven |
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| I'm not selling, I don't give a fuck. They can liquidate me at zero. |
| No mod bashing on my watch! |
| Theta gang feasting |
| still have no idea why some people are trying to apply fundamentals and analysis to a blatantly manipulated market \n\nany bearish predictions mean zero when the game is rigged. it’ll go up when they feel like making it go up, and it won’t stay down for long either |
| It soooo flat |
| Spain are winninf anyway #KingYamal |
| Woof |
| Complete cope Friday could wipe out this sub |
| the crazy part is all the newbies who started after covid dont know what a bear market looks like |
| I'm Jewish. I already get 8 Christmases. |
| fukin hate days like today |
| Absolutely cucked by Satya. |
| On the upside, house prices are contracting in at least some places! On the downside of that, you still can't afford them and the bank's less likely to borrow you money for one, and at worse rates.\n\nSo it all sort of equals out..! |
| put debit spreads kinda the only way rn |
| Gold has collapsed on inflation. Time to buy? |
| Bears will pay the iron price. |
| It’s obvious, don’t you see? Do it |
| Theta will be the fucking end of me |
| go to lunch\n\ncheck stocks\n\nred\n\nshrug\n\nback to work |
| All Iran has to do is nothing and we'll just run our reserves dry. They aren't going to sign shit. This has been their plan the entire time. |
| If this manipulation isn't so fucking obvious idk what is |
| Sell options. Collect theta. |
| \*immediately reopens app\* |
| calls at 730\n\nputs at 732 |
| Sure Jan. |
| JUST DUMP my goodness |
| As though the market isn’t effectively a linear chart since the 2008 crash. |
| CPI (4.2%) does include food, but Core CPI (2.9%) doesn't. Because obviously food is not a core component of people's lives. |
| Today’s random number generators are pissing me off. |
| You have a portfolio? |
| We are in the endgame of the AI-Bubble |
| This sub is for loss porn, Richy Rich. So either yolo that shit into supermicro or pound sand. |
| losing money in both side. be like me |
| let me guess - it goes right back up! |
| what if it hits the stops and then a V |
| Burn it all down. |
| I've managed to make like $2k riding the flux between it. lol |
| nope |
| yes so at least make it fun |
| Its bouncing on it for sure |
| Normally I would agree with you but this time is quite literally unprecedented. Sued the government. Won. Thought they were moving from 3.5 stars to 4. Government announces 4.5 stars. Thats guaranteed unexpected revenue. A unicorn situation. |
| 😔 |
| $CLOV |
| Spy could end anywhere in the 720s it’s so up in the air |
| Bite sized portions! |
| Buy high sell low |
| Hahaha 🥭 diabolical.. Iran is gonna strike today for sure e |
| Never heard more truth lmao |
| Crazy part is today isn’t even that bad after seeing last Friday and yesterdays dump |
| UP DOWN UP DOWN FUCK OFF |
| Over to r/valueinvesting with you |
| Really doesn’t want to break through 730 |
| Fuck it. Set some stops and closed the app. If I die, I die. |
| This thread makes more sense than Taco's conference |
| What expiration? |
| bruh it’s just bouncing off 730 and 732 |
| ok so what now? Genuinely have no idea what to buy/sell |
| REUTERS: CLOWN FEDERATION IS OFFICIALLY CALLED INTO SESSION |
| That’s all? With fuel prices up, I kind of expected inflation to reach 6%? We’ll probably by the end of summer? Christmas is going to be gloomy this year. |
| Over trading really fks you |
| i thought inflation was good for assets |
| I mean we saw 721 yesterday, I'd think even a bit lower is possible. |
| So true. |
| spy penetrating in and out of 730 |
| Will this war ever end |
| Market has ran out of Vs |
| I live with a woman who has severe OCD. We make just about the same dinners all the time. \n\n\nI can tell you for absolute fact my groceries are up at minimum 50%.\n\n\nMy energy per kwh is up 30%\n\n\nGas is up over 100%\n\n\nHome heating oil is up almost 90% at my fill-up in May.\n\n\nMy water bill is up 25%.\n\n\nMy homeowners is up 20%.\n\n\nMy income? Up 6%.\n\n\n4% inflation is a blatant lie.\n\n\n\n |
| bye bye spy |
| Tell them to loan me a million dollars and I will back the money after war |
| We will be lucky to see green AH today. Followed by flat Thursday, and finally, end of day green pump Friday. |
| Why didn't they just forecast 5% inflation so 4.2% would have been a big beat? smh |
| Do you really think that many oil tankers can move through the strait without Iran realizing when Iran can shoot down apaches over the strait? Lmao |
| what time is the pump |
| ignore bonds, get rekt. |
| As a bull it feels so choppy, should have pushed towards 734 already |
| Puts loaded $720 |
| I give up, fuck this. We’re all just a bunch of insignificant monkeys spinning on a large rock In outer space with no idea of what’s actually going on. |
| Today brother. |
| DT will give you opportunities soon |
| I’ll rather it drop till 2022. Not waste my time and save lives |
| lmao if only it worked that way. |
| These pipes offload at a port, that becomes the target if it kicks off again, there used to be pipelines back in 1920 traversing Syria, Lebanon, Palestine, Iraq, Saudi etc, they weren't kept up after many conflicts and cheaper options like ports.\n\nIf Iran blockade continues without resolution, they won't idly sit suffering while their neighbours are selling via pipelines, whole reason Japan kicked off their attacks on Peal Harbor was related to blockades from the allies. |
| Probably just Stellantis stuck with shitty cars no one wants selling them out the back at discount. \n\nOh, and the numbers are all lies. Lies, damn lies, and statistics. |
| JUST IN: Trump reveals the U.S. has secretly been taking out “millions of barrels” of oil from Iran every night. |
| "greatest stock market" ah yes, the market that doesnt go up forever, what a clown response, clear top signal |
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| Today |
| lol |
| wrong place for this, but sell covered calls and hold |
| sofi made +25% on 29 march and i didnt take profits. i was up 22k now im at +200 lol |
| Banger. |
| It's like a DIY ponzi scheme. "I just gave myself $350 million dollars. Now I'm $350 million richer!" |
| Sir this is a casino |
| It's actually not optional... To the people who are benefiting and running it. They also decided to start it.\n\n\nOH wait, that means it is optional, my bad. |
| Or they both wanted it to happen. He’s such a bs artist |
| Bro this is not a post |
| Another mag 7 will announce dilution “for AI funding” today as they rush to grab hold of liquidity before SPACEX, OpenAI, anthropic IPOs and before the bubble pops |
| this is just ranging |
| We see spy 720 this week |
| Probably the best thing to do for all of us tbh |
| Welcome to the club |
| The optimist in me hopes there are independent "fact checkers" out there scraping online prices to keep the BLS honest. This is actually how they discovered the Argentina situation back in 2006, but it was more of a reactive thing when the data started to stink.\n\nThe tech needed to do this is way more sophisticated today, so there are definitely people doing this. Whether they're doing it secretly for alpha or publicly for the greater good is something I could look up right now, but choose not to because lazy.\n\nFun fact: when Argentina was fudging the inflation numbers, they simply took the real data and divided by 3. Sounds pretty stupid on the surface, but was actually a way to make the data more believable. It's surprisingly hard to lie about this and they can't just throw out random numbers. They have to be dynamically consistent in their lies, which means data going up and down and not always in the favorable direction. People definitely won't believe you if shit on the ground is getting rough but the gov says it's getting better. Dividing by 3 just made those trends look less problematic. |
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| when you've lost everything you revert back to monke |
| Always after a day of profits MM have to be a bunch of meat suckers |
| expecting another drop soon lmao IRAN getting get hit real hard soon |
| So, the only question is, when is Bitcoin going to flip gold in terms of market cap. |
| Yes so am I. Let’s do this |
| All they have to do is sign the paper. lolzzz |
| Fucking GLD, man... |
| Yall just be saying shit in here |
| i lose a lot of money if spy goes up |
| (F)art of the deal. |
| You guys got 3% We got 2% |
| With Iran |
| chad dickens |
| I promise you are not. |
| Thank YOU guys 🙏 Thank you GUYS ☺️ THANK you press 📑 |
| Just dump it already so we can get this over with. |
| theta gang bang |
| Turns out I have no fucking idea what I'm doing. |
| this is mango’s way of pumping the market. fear monger for an attack then TACO & regarded spy will just rally 2% for no reason. \n\ndon’t get tricked. it’s fucking calls boys |
| That fucking guy lied about everything huh |
| you are overthinking it, you have a 50% chance of making money everyday |
| Dollar keeps bashing against 100. It’s gonna break and spike through. |
| Hold the line bears!!1! The market falling is on us! |
| On Bibi? Or who? |
| Normally I would agree with you on any other stock, but CLOV has had so many bag holders throughout the years they’re gonna offload at this price and drive it back down. Long term bullish for sure though. |
| If your groceries are up 50% that’s a skill issue. Just shop at Aldi dummy. |
| Alright now that 🥭 got it out of his system, can we start pumping again? |
| If you would be a little wiser you would not posting bs like that without any fucking proof, you are idiot |
| 2 weeks after the 2 weeks |
| Its so easy to predict anymore. All engineered. |
| HOLY MOLY, it turns out that USA was taking large amounts of Oil through the straight at nights.\n\nIran was not even aware of it. No shit they were pissed when they realised 😃 |
| Whatever you “feel” is not the reality of what’s happening |
| 🥭 Shat himself in front of Iranian negotiator? |
| Man, I should just check back in a couple of months |
| So they're not faking the inflation number but they are faking the expected number so it looks like we beat the expectation 😀 |
| Requesting update |
| \*years\* |
| thank you press thank you press thank you thank you thank you |
| It’s the year 2028 🥭- “ they wanna make a deal, could happen in a day or two” |
| PEACE IN OUR TIME |
| Congrats dude! |
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| 🥭 defo switched from calls to puts 😭 |
| Yup. If you can profit this congrats you got skill |
| That's depressing af |
| Nutritionist hate this one dude. |
| The let’s go back to 2022. I’m ready. Lock and loaded. |
| #This was so easy to predict LMAO🤌 |
| this movement reminds me when i first tried to play fortnite as an adult - the little kids spamming 50 keys a second and i could barely react lmao.\n\nfuck me for wanting to manually do every trade. |
| It’s over. Everything is gone. 401K’s wiped out. Nobody will ever recover…….that’s the kinda shit you’d think reading this sub. Then you realize SPY is still up almost 7% ytd and everyone panicking is just over leveraged on calls 😂 |
| im not greedy you are. |
| It's not a V it's a V\ |
| We’re all bottoms here bud |
| I have no idea why buyers are not letting SPY just exhaust the sellers by letting SPY hit 712 already. |
| war starting up again unless orange taco’s |
| Thank you press thank you |
| I have puts, that will be nice, but the price is bouncing 80$ a second up an down. Big money most be moving behind doors |
| In 2 weeks TM |
| Sellers are weak mfs |
| On the plus side, yesterday this time we were -2% |
| Something about that “thank you press, thank you press” about makes me go postal |
| Yeah. Get Fannie and Freddie to the one trillion, mate. That´s what we need you to talk about! |
| Just wait for the V. Copium |
| Enjoy the 699-702 QQQ THETA chop for the next 4 hours |
| thats the highest I got too bro 🙁 fucking hard out there |
| You buy calls with half of your cash, puts with the other. Then you shitpost a graph of the half that one. \n\nPreferably using two accounts and 0dte for the "thrills". |
| leg down to 727 here |
| u rly wasted ur time typing this online get a grip bro\n\nbuy and hold till ur old regard |
| Terrible, horrible, no good, very bad market day. |
| Do you have sources? Because from what I’ve read there is no sign of central banks selling. Just a slower accumulation |
| circle of hell of greed? fuck it it wednestday or some shit more beer!!!!! |
| Expected |
| He just said gas prices will drop when the war is over…so months from now |
| If you haven't lost 10%+ of your account this week good for you and keep up the good work. |
| The war is over. This is a victory lap if anything. |
| Let’s hit yesterdays lows |
| Hello fellow bag holder |
| Consumer price index |
| We’re gonna need to learn arabic when the regime change happens |
| Deal on what? |
| 1 |
| Yeah dude. CPI is reported today and it was obvious it going to be bad! lol. We know because we see it at the grocery store, in energy prices, at the gas pump, we don;t even need a report, we fukin live in higher prices. Iso what did the kid do? He bet huge on calls! lol…kudos to you for using common sense. |
| Take profits when it stops chopping like a little bitch |
| Load deez nuts |
| It’s when the PDTs get removed |
| Isnt it nice that we can pump the same amount on 1/4 the volume that it took to dump?\n\nProbably nothing. |
| FWIW I doubled my money soon after this thanks to Orange Julius. Caught the drop and mistimed but still caught the rise back up. |
| Couldn't help myself and kept trading despite telling myself not to. Lost most of my gains doing 0dtes and now only up $192 instead of $1k |
| WHEN THE FUCK IS THIS SELL OFF WITH GOOGLE GONNA END\n\nREEEEEEEEEEEE |
| Bols want a beautiful advanced future where everyone live happily. Bers want apocalyptic mad max world. And bers r gay too! Don’t be a gay ber, 😡 |
| One of the great crashes of all time??? |
| About to attack Iran “very hard.” |
| Nothing is over, yet. Take a look at the chart for SDOT |
| Don’t know if my body will be ready for this 15min closing candle |
| I’ve somehow made 31% today lol. 5k to 9700. Think I need to leave |
| lol I agree made me laugh |
| Oil is priced in Yen. USDJPY 160.00. Margin Call. We’re all fucked. |
| No agreed it isn’t let’s go back to 2022. We can see who has the balls |
| ITT: People who can barely count to 10 and think the APR on their car loan means awesomeness per rev are trying to outtrade the best math minds on the planet who were lured away from things like particle physics by fat kenny g paychecks using trading vehichles that effectively ARE math games. |
| gold hit the 23 march bottom, i think its tiem to buy some gold calls |
| Loading calls |
| so the fuck what? trying to place rules on war is a regarded joke.. no one follows them unless it works in their favor.. |
| Full port puts ? |
| Reporters: Haha very funny Mr. President... \*looks around nervously\* |
| I love being exit liquidity! |
| is old man wattleneck still talking? |
| Fun fact: Since Reg-FD was introduced, Buffett has only averaged about 10% CAGR, which is not bad, but hardly legendary.. **Masayoshi Son**, widely mocked on this sub for his involvement in WeWork, has outperformed Warren Buffet by more than 5x since 2010. \n\nSimply holding $GOOGL, which has been a money-printing, super safe quasi-monopoly for its entire existence as a public company, trounces Buffett. A simple $10,000 bet on Google at its IPO is worth over **$1.46 million** today, whereas putting that same cash into Berkshire would give you **$86,000.** |
| Lmao i wish i could have seen that one |
| SPY may never seen consecutive green days again. |
| Bro can we just go back to normal please |
| The POTUS and the most retarded person on the planet should be 2 different people |
| I sold for a small loss when it pushed up to 737 |
| Venezuela is a happy place now |
| It’s over bulls |
| Actual bananas price action |
| So this is what they mean by trading sideways |
| Well I definitely didn’t lose anywhere near that but the frustration of just making the wrong moves blows |
| The masses of idiots are panic selling while I'm buying more. When the next bull run comes around I will be selling while the same idiots are buying because they are mesmerized by green candles. |
| There is literally no way these numbers aren’t complete horseshit. You cannot convince me that the average price of stuff has gone up only 4% |
| Consumer price index \n |
| Man, what did you expect? This is a casino. |
| Last dip buy I got left in me without margin, cooked |
| like iraq??????\n\n |
| Deal coming soon and inflation dropping right after. Time to pump!!! |
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| we should do away with trading and the market price is set each morning by the great taco himself |
| Completely cucked |
| !banbet CLOV 4.50 2d |
| So have you been losing money or breaking even? W/ chickening out |
| Webull is actually green holy fk |
| yeah this is untradable |
| Spy bout to recovery now. Slowly but surely |
| It’s not the first time. First time was in his now classic “open the fuckin strait you crazy bastards” post |
| chopped salad for the rest of the day |
| 2nd straight day garbage like amc is leading stocks |
| MMs fuck you pussies bitches can't let it dump so you chop it |
| When you drop 60k in 1dte at -0.70% \n\n😵 |
| Fuck it I give 250 on a put , and I’m gonna fuck off for an hour till the market decides how it feels. |
| Bull traps everywhere |
| Trump said fuck your calls |
| Up to a year probably |
| I can't listen 🙉 |
| I didn’t say die spy die, I said the spy, the |
| its funny because inflation should be the reason the market is going lower, but its actually the only reason the market keeps going higher. |
| Because we all need to learn how to speak Persian soon. |
| calls on ALH |
| genuinly, does orange think the market wouldnt be up without him? |
| RSI building up before another inevitable dump |
| More bombs and all time highs |
| Head and shoulders. Thing's about to crash 🤌 |
| Of girls in here is that a top indicator |
| Corn is good for soup - get used to your new lunch and dinner - every day |
| Trump\n\nOil is at 85 a barrel\n\nWe just hit ATH on the stock market\n\nWRONG |
| What’s short term? I’m gonna hold for 1 yr hopefully |
| Wild move coming |
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| These random spikes are insane |
| Obama ruined the pump like yesterday |
| Ya, maybe take most of that out |
| People are asking me: "Please, please, please, Mr. President. We're winning too much. We can't take it anymore. We're not used to winning in our country. Until you came along, we were just always losing, but now we're winning too much."\n\n\nAnd I say: "No, no, no. You're going to win again. You're going to win big. You're going to win bigger than ever." |
| Don’t get used to it |
| How are you Timing these |
| Another pump and dump. Nice. |
| You know what to do. It’s already down big. Up from here |
| Bear flag here? 5 min? |
| What can I say. I are paint chips as a kid. |
| Venezuela is a happy country thanks to 🥭🤌🏼 |
| Its easier than you think |
| \-0.80%\n\nall time highs |
| https://preview.redd.it/kdaktrcbbh6h1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9f87dae6b8fb4a31e2a85b0a82ef52b12889103d |
| The last 45 mins on ORCL is ridiculous. Nobody knows what’s gonna happen lol |
| Not for me. The last few days have been brutal. |
| He just purchased one of the largest home development organizations in the entire nation. \n\nHe's getting ready for a huge market crash on real estate. \n\nI have may or may not know some people within the largest distributor of building materials in the nation. |
| Right, so Theta cucks win the day. Cool, cool. |
| Wtf is he doing bragging about SPY and DOW numbers lol |
| Yeah feelsgood.jpg |
| You don’t understand those systems, that doesn’t make them corrupt or conspiracies…\n\nGold doesn’t magically protect you against inflation.\n\nAlso, inflation is relative. Here the prices in inflation was expected to be higher. The month over month is mostly what matters at the resolution of days or weeks |
| OMG!!!!! Bers are SOOOOOOOO fuk’d 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭\n\n👨🍳🤌💋 \n🫵🤡 \n🌮🥭📈 |
| Algos literally dump hard on the fact Donnie says Iran is getting hit then seconds later convince themselves that he’s just lying and pump it right back up to the pre dump level \n\nI see why boomers just buy indexes, this shit is R E T A R D E D |
| Didn’t rly wanna sell my KLAC but 2300 had to let it go. |
| Buying calls, 🥭 always pumps |
| But the Dow WAS 50,000!!!! |
| lmao he's bragging about the markets as he tanks them |
| You will win for just long enough. Then you'll size up. That's when they strike. |
| # Can we please skip the 'generational buying opportunity' and go back to the 'is it too late to invest?' phase? |
| How are you Timing this |
| This fucking dipshit talking about the DOW again. We fucked |
| Go see what happened to Japan with their increasing inflation rates since 2010. Just Google "Japanese inflation" to find some statistics. |
| I LOVE THE INFLATION |
| Here that bulls? We are at all time highs currently |
| Now you can have a drug and a gambling problem |
| all time highs |
| This is what any good trader prefers. Only call spamming dunces are complaining today. |
| Apparently today we hit new highs?? Can I trade the same market this guy trades? |
| The investment banks have way too much at stake to let it drop further ahead of the IPO. Buy until Friday and ride the free money train |
| Damn someone finally used the brrr meme right |
| If bombing that what sell chips amongst themselves? What nonsense is this |
| trump wants to hold stakes into more AI companys, intel 2.0 soon. |
| Truth social post a couple hour ago |
| Yikes |
| Can we quit dicking around for 1 fucking day |