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| jobless data + jobdate dildo up into selloff \n\ntoday cpi selloff into dildo up on open |
| You spelt HUEEGE wrong |
| #PAAAAAHMP |
| is EXPE fucked? |
| Reverse psychology, nice. |
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| Imagine rooting against your country. Strange times |
| First 5 moves are fake |
| Donald been cooking? lol |
| Definitely not a regard.\n\nIf btc fails, hes still a billionaire \n\nIf btc soars, hes billions richer\n\nThats the difference between him and us WSB regards. The trick is to invest with others’ money and make money both ways. |
| The stock was 240 at one point they cut their dividend at 120 and it drilled to 28. |
| Helmets ready bois |
| Stonks down 🌽 up, thats the way I like to....\n\n \nno... that... that dont sound right. |
| Hold on to your balls… |
| For some reason, this reminds me of that scene in Pirates of the Caribbean where the British officer is walking down the stairs. |
| That’s cause we dump too much in anticipation of that report |
| What’s the cucked pussy institute doing now? |
| everything |
| 2.4 |
| If you are a trader and knows some basic TA than there is no way you should be loosing money in this dookey market, Just play SPY (short at ~696, long at ~678) |
| PLTR\nHOOD\nRKLB\nSOFI |
| God bless me |
| Drones are the (current) future of warfare but I’d expect the stocks to live or die based on who gets what contract. |
| Finally I can go to work in peace and dedicate my 100% instead of losing money in the casino |
| MLEC daaaaamn |
| bitcoin +1,6%.. no way we drop today more |
| GAP DOWN BRING IT |
| I don't even care anymore, go ahead and dump it another 5%, make my day |
| Its for sure goibg to be a sell the news reaction |
| numbers better be fucking cooked to perfection |
| CPI LESSSS GOOO00000000 |
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| I’ve been out of the market for the past week. What good stocks are on sale? |
| !banbet IWM 262 8h |
| Green mother fuckers green |
| Thank you for your attention to this dark matter! |
| 2 mns till moon or earth's core |
| My moves?!? Continue to watch my AMZN $240Cs for May lose value. Probably revenge add to the position. Then go drive around all morning regretting my decision making processes and my volatility. 🤷🏻♂️ |
| Don’t forget the first move is always wrong, the second move is also usually wrong… and most importantly, the final move is wrong most of the time |
| I bet he sold them when he screen shot the position. If not he is cooked worse than me. |
| Calling it now, 2.5% |
| Low inflation is better for retarded people |
| Bloomberg such a punish always some regard talking about how bullish he is on corn till the exact time numbers drop… wall st should have snoop playing live for the pre drop show |
| Here we go gents |
| Yeah roughly month two or three after starting it, it’s now been 11 months and I’m on the max so not much to go up from here. Actual focus and executive dysfunction are way down from the great improvement I noticed 1st and 2nd month.\n\nI used to take breaks on the weekends but would just end up a couch potato, haven’t taken a day off for months now |
| Looking at premarket, op is cooked |
| mango man hate china, so fuck baba and everyones calls |
| Promise not to rename it the Orange House |
| AI workers don't binge drink or eat frozen TV dinners so that should help with inflation, you guys |
| Prepare your anoos |
| In before theta gang wins on a flat day |
| What are the chances Trump calls these numbers fake |
| UPDATE - He's cooked! |
| 🤔😳🤣 |
| 2 mins before the best inflation numbers you’ve ever seen. Like the best. |
| I can't do that when nothing is fucking moving though. It's idiot proof. |
| SPY to 700? |
| we haven’t had a cpi or job report or unemployment numbers or anything that doesn’t immediately give us a green candle at 830 ina year now \n\n**just sayin** |
| VXUS might be on something up 7% while VOO boo is down 0.29% |
| You got it boss |
| Yesterday the dump as crazy. Todsy we need a pump |
| If bears are so convinced why they hedge huhh huhh?? |
| It's called SPY |
| DEGENS, YOU HAVE 2 MORE MINUTES TO PLACE YOUR CPI BETS\n\nTHANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER |
| theta day parade. |
| Pump before CPI dump |
| most retarded thing i have ever read |
| 3 minutes until I’m poor or poorer |
| Everyone selling right now is about to miss out on a huge rally. Likely bigger than last Friday. |
| Berpocalypse |
| It’s a write-off… |
| Hereitcomes.jpg |
| Who is ready for negative inflation and the cost of living to be the lowest in 80 years? |
| lol that candle |
| Gotcha, sounds about right thank you 🙏 |
| Moral of story jump in about 30 mins after and enjoy the ride |
| 2 many people bullish rn in chat, dump itt |
| true |
| he belongs here |
| Favorite quote from this morning's readings: "this would be a textbook Goldilocks print if it lands at consensus". |
| It goes to 49000, confirmed |
| Im buying at tree fiddy |
| Inflation isn't real |
| Some shit is about to go down |
| BREAKING: CPI COMES IN NEGATIVE 5 TRILLION% BECAUSE OUR SUPREME LEADER SAYS SO |
| Count me in 😂 I’ll order some flashlights to save the course |
| Its been around 180 for 6 months? |
| I mean people do realize higher interest rate is actually good for retired people. Safe returns. |
| Crab people crab people taste like crab talks like people 🦀 |
| Eventually the selling stops when we hit 0 |
| Glutin-free |
| Yeah back to 480 |
| Kesha |
| Understand your excitement, same here rough couple weeks, but ANET saw clearly, I sold a few positions including for small losses to get all in at about 11am. One for the little guy's |
| Fuck it I’m in |
| I'm pretty sure most people already know this to be true. It's probably going to be confirmed pretty soon here. |
| as they say go full regard or go home |
| i respect the drive |
| Puts r fooked |
| 680 > 700 EOD.\n\n |
| Jesus just dump it all. Today |
| Ghey. That's what I'm afraid of |
| He is a clown |
| No more lovin from my fav APP |
| Yesss keep it dumping so I can buy NVDA around 180 plsss |
| Yes, next to the other fire and call 0118 999881 119725 3 |
| Graduated from noob to mid tier trader this year |
| Sorry babe, we're eating capital losses tonight |
| [This user](https://www.reddit.com/user/me/) is a confirmed bot. |
| !remindme 24 hours |
| Julia Roberts, c’mon |
| BUY NEM. The only money maker rn |
| https://preview.redd.it/dzw5eno3k9jg1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dfd2182a69d0aa81800406081ca036b2fd74589a |
| I'm excited for fake numbers too |
| Loves it |
| Goodwill is already executing this at scale. |
| Don’t forget to account for taxes! Don’t want to get put over the barrel by Uncle Sam |
| CPI YOUR MOM |
| What about the 3rd |
| Calls it is |
| Praying for a bad CPI so we can go up |
| They already know that. |
| Pump for 30 mins and dump rest of the day, or dump for 30 mins and flat by close. |
| Idk ask bezos |
| Absolutely made up phrase based upon absolutely nothing: bitcoin always restrains a store of value. What value exactly and how it that stored? |
| The first 4 years of presidency are fake |
| Everything is gonna moon today besides Google who’s gonna drop another couple %, isn’t it? |
| Sorry, I don’t make the rules |
| leak?? what’s with the green candle |
| Amazons premarket isnt looking like this will go positive. And i bought a bunch of shares at the close thinking it would deadcat bounce at open lol |
| Release the number already |
| The thing is even if cpi is cool and algos pump\n\nCould just be a fake out because this market wants to sell atm not buy |
| JPOW preparing to announce emergency rate cut |
| that’s rough man |
| Until they add paywalls to bypass that |
| Ty 🙂 |
| my crystal ball shows a big girthy green dildo followed by a giant red kawk |
| Every move is fake unless it confirms my bias |
| Pretty sure he was asking so he could inverse you. |
| VXUS and chill |
| 941 = Florida Area code. Explains it all |
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| Brother, you and I buy a different kind of PBR and I’m getting great returns too |
| Written in the stars |
| !banbet SPY -2% 1d |
| Now that the dow is 50k dollars |
| Lookin bad |
| GLHF |
| BABA is fuk |
| The first 3000 years AD are fake. |
| ??? If CPI comes in lower, that means room for rate cuts in my book, always have. CPI coming in flat, means rates are where they should be. How have this changed? |
| thank you for inside! |
| Imagine if I only did dcf in qqq every month. I would be rich and not worry |
| VIX to 35 |
| We’re going green soon. I can feel it in my glutinous Maximus. |
| #👋👁👄👁🤳 |
| We are no longer in the first 24 hours |
| Maybe he’s an idiot, but he’s a Bitcoin devoted idiot that has stood by his word. Bitcoin has continued to rise on the macro and every micro dip, some economic news person gets him on and does an interview like this. |
| But why tho |
| Why do you say so for PLTR? The graph looks awful in my opinion. Tesla is random at this point i agree. |
| Laugh all you want, just shows how small of a person you are… who the fuck cares? Why? Good luck investing |
| SPY will retest 697 today, free money day today |
| SPY is almost at $678! It’ll hit it then shoot back up to $695, then restart the trend for the rest of time |
| RIVN doing its semi-annual rally before it dumps again...eventually |
| SPY 690 next week |
| Looking for a V for Valentine's otherwise the market is going to take my V card |
| I’d say quantum stocks but they still have about a 50% drop to go |
| Its gonna melt up . Analyst upgrades aren't out yet. |
| Strap your nappies on boys … time to go full regard and shit our duds |
| Twitter is unironically gonna be the best social media since they’re adding block by country |
| CPI bad - oh more rate cuts - green\n\nCPI good - oh economy improving - green\n\nCPI expected - meh - red |
| CPI is so low, I've been told, many people tell me goods are practically free! Tremendously low, rates should be lowered to negative immediately! |
| Puts on corn and puts on housing. KBH 65 puts expiring next week and IBIT 37.50 puts expiring Weds.. going into a three day weekend.. not much buying.. I think.. all the tariffs have to returned anyway.. am sure all the people who implement those changes.. loved and got paid for the extra work they had to do and change.. and change back.. oh.. and change again… and now refund.. just crazy. |
| Man misses out on $200 gain. |
| It's GOOGL's turn tonight isn't it |
| Hope so, if I get an exit I'll take it |
| $open - earnings next week |
| $IGV |
| Shit on company time brother. |
| "I can't give a price, but yes, you are regarded"\n\n\nWas a great show though |
| I miss the days when I had no idea about the equity market and didn't give a fuck about some fugazzi number called CPI |
| What does it mean |
| SLV 🤣 |
| jobless data + jobdata + cold cpi = ratecut march = spy 710 next week |
| Remember the first move is fake.\n\nAlso remember that second move is fake too |
| So calls? |
| Lucky Americans, US Europeans have been suffering for 5 hours already |
| Oh yeah, great discovery mate! Let’s all vibecode our own operating systems! |
| corn is 67k too expensive |
| Do I sell my RIVN 15c's at open or see if it melts up? Do I roll my 14.5 covered calls or just lose the shares and still make like at $1.30 per share? So many decisions. |
| Perfect. That’s what I’m hoping for in exactly that way. |
| Because it’ll further lower the odds of rate cuts that are already priced in. |
| People like YOU are THE PROBLEM |
| Happy cake day! |
| Almost always… always some data they digest and change their mind that it’s bad I usually dive on about 30 mins after the drop … |
| Any beaten down meme stocks worth buying now? |
| Could be why yesterday was blood red. We will soon find out |
| I just switch all my auto pays to “roll it forward” |
| Lol don't worry the risk is de minimis.\n\n\nThe crypto gift went on longer than I ever would have imagined, but it's going the way of NFTs. |
| Too much needless dumping |
| CONCERNED |
| sounds ominous... |
| You are the bottom |
| I asked the analysts to look at the CPI. They said it's the best CPI they've ever seen, they've never seen any CPI like it. Ask the analyst, they'll agree. Greatest CPIs ever |
| Robinhood officially using loot boxes on their Gold card rewards lmao |
| On the toilet sh*tting myself |
| * en masse\n\nGoogle It |
| all moves are fake until i’m in the green |
| if you stuff your face with food. your colon becomes inflated. |
| CPI is going to pump the market like job numbers this week and then by 10 they will bring the entire market back down. |
| everyone remember the first 24 hours are fake |
| Investing in America has turned in to planning for your next bail out. |
| I bought 50 695s on the off chance retard mode is engaged with the market today |
| > de minimus\n\nHe thought he cooked with that one for sure. |
| When you gamble with your wife’s boyfriend’s money, who is the cuck at this point? |
| CPI so good they had to add a few digits to it. Greatest economy ever. Greatest hugest bestest president in the history of presidents |
| they should just make a rocketship we can use to travel from NYC to Paris in under 1 hour. that would be worth trillions |
| CP-bye spy |
| Do we even need to pretend it’s a ‘leak’ anymore |
| Bro. How the fuck did you create pure retardium. \n\nAnd I say this as an Amazon dip buyer |
| Do insiders already know and that's why the selling has already started? |
| remember it is all fake |
| Up 7% premarket good luck |
| RIVN bros we deserve this after the pain of the last month |
| A lion does not concern himself with CPI |
| Zero. The bottom is zero. The bots will trade it back and forth and take it down a tick at a time. |
| That’s blatantly just not true lol |
| How is 🌽 green of all things lol |
| Lol was good to see. |
| I can just make all of my own MSFT programs with Claude, haven’t you heard? |
| The last stages terminal of crypto and TDS: copium then retardium |
| rip day |
| Qqq 585 TSLA 385 today too much to ask for? |
| Fucking cokehead fraud. |
| I will help you right now and order some extension cords from Amazon. We got this bro. |
| Isn't a chunk of income affiliate marketing of cheap Chinese shit? Seems plausible, maybe a little crutchy |
| You spewed nothing but pure BS and you have the balls to say don’t listen to puppets on TV? You’re spewing those very puppet words. \n\nPut the keyboard down dude, it’s early morning but you already lost the day. |
| C P I\n\nSE🅱️EN MINUTES |
| Horseshit lmao |
| yeah u/OSRSkarma is right here |
| If stuff keeps going down I’m going to make it all of your problems, not just mine |
| 30yr bonds had best day yesterday, you know what that means today🤑 |
| Funeral services for 8% guy will be held at COB today. |
| 7200 today |
| Ok you have convinced me as well but I will buy 100 puts to offset your 10k shares |
| "We'll just write it off. You just write it off"\n\n\nhttps://share.google/qnYYIoOl87S78QpQo |
| Will buy in at 60 |
| 😆 🤣 |
| Try the diamond district in NYC… waaay cheaper |
| What’s wrong with his mouth |
| You mean the ones that exist, but don’t exist, but contain 2.99m pages of irrelevant information like screenshots from Reddit, twitter, grindr etc. That contain redacted info in one email but then you can find the reply with the contact info un redacted. \n\n\nWhere the juicy shit probably can’t be parsed, or is ran through some base64 bullshit so it can’t be searched. \n\nThose files? |
| Don't worry, he says he doesn't think it's going to 0 |
| 8 minutes boys |
| Remember first 20 moves are fake |
| If you liked QQQ at $635 you’ll love it at $275 soon |
| Remember the first fifteen moves are fake |
| Just set your screen to black&white |
| Oh im 100% that Saylor will go to prison.\nAlternate scenarios: \n- he kills himself\n- gets killed\n- vanishes, like other crypto scammers\n- gets pardoned by donald |
| Anybody see the spike in $AAP? Starting to think the folks at r/ValueInvesting were right about it... |
| fuck the market, calls on drugs and escorts. |
| Welcome to the lula government, wait till part IV with lower interest rates and commodity boom |
| Drilldongs and balloon knots...poor dog has been traumatized. |
| This is about that time again where I’m gonna lose all my flairs bc I lost all my money again and need a break…I’ll be back tho |
| 8 more mins until everyone finds out they blew up their account again |
| God gave me a chance to unload my bags last Tuesday at no loss, now my port is down 5% again and I cant stop staring at the graphs, I need help |
| Welcome Cody! |
| Just put the fries in the bag retard. |
| Lets put sex back on the menu boys |
| It was sheer shock of being asked an actual question lol\n\nBecause because because hahahahaha |
| Haha no it’s a reply to someone on X |
| Do opposite of whatever the initial move on CPI is |
| Welcome |
| This is the exact reason I won’t buy US stocks rn lol |
| I can't wait to lose. 🙏 |
| Who is ready for this ripppperrr of a rally???? |
| We will take it without lube and like it just like we have been for the last week. |
| Why do people want CPI to be flat? Always used to be bullish if it came in lower. |
| What’s the stock market song where it says “we’re going down, I’m yelling timber”? |
| Sometimes I’m actually happy to be paying so much in taxes here up north, near max dose and hasn’t ever cost me a dime |
| Like no one has seen before. |
| DOJ isn’t done with GOOG yet are they? |
| I feel like we are at a casino and at 8:30 the slot machine goes off and we are looking for "🥭🥭🥭" |
| If it's good -20% guaranteed 👌 |
| Today feels like a great day to make money |
| Imagine being this gullible 😂😂. Yeah bro, they redacted Don's name tens of thousands of times in the files out of vibes, nothing to hide at all. |
| Green Day because no more uncertainty |
| I have excessively blown 1000 after 1000 ....I'm not only a poor ...but a super poor now. My name is Cody . And I have a problem. Need spy at 700 today |
| Hold me. I bot more. |
| Is this bottom in the room with us? |
| He is only retarded if BTC goes down to 0. If not, he is a genius. Of course if it goes to 0 there is no refinancing or anything that will save the company, but if it doesn’t, critizism is only based on the worst case scenario. |
| I love how the Euros are like "ooooo my money is strong" yeah too bad you also arent allowed to have any of it. |
| But wait he has to start stuttering and fumbling every question hes asked then make sure hes in the files asking to go to the island but is rejected then and only then will he be able to start shit posting q drops on X to rile up teenage boys then he has my permission to start make a AI company building a city on Mars. |
| Good morning lads |
| Is the floor in on AMZN or will it continue to bleed? |
| Today is a special day! Anything you buy today will definitely go up!!! ( just don’t buy the wrong stuff) |
| Imagine thinking government data is legit, ever |
| Don't, idk about TSLA but PLTR is going to rip today |
| 9 minutes until absolute chaos 🔥 |
| Man margin call is the name of this movie get out while ya can |
| Best CPI ever. Y'all tripping |
| Guys I'm out of lube, anyone got some extra for today? |
| No dude,the Chinese use Eastern Union. Christ. |
| Don't think it's suspicious at all that Epstein was offed under the Trump DOJ? Regard lmfao |
| You never heard of a stop loss? |
| It seems that it is becoming the biggest P&D of the decade. It is almost at the same level as Nikla |
| This is enough selling of RKLB.\nI said... ENOUGH. |
| They ARE breathtaking straws |
| CPI-DEEZ NUTS |
| ? |
| PINS CEO blames tariffs for revenue miss lmaooooooooooooooooooooo |
| If its bad, goes down. If its good goes down cuz no rate cuts |
| He thought cpi will be bad for once?\n\nPamp it |
| 90% of the people on here complaining about inflation live in Blue states or Blue cities or both. There are 30+ states where prices have stabilized and are dipping lower, real estate markets in red states are very liquid and prices are NOT going down as they are (kinda) in blue states… peoples bills (electric) in blue states are going up and they feel like thats inflation. It’s not. GL investing and think for yourselves vs. listening to puppets on TV. |
| Honestly considering trying Adderall to see if it works better, have you ever taken Vyv and found one to be vastly different/better? |
| LLM is like MLM in the 2000s…people thought they could all get in on the action but only the selected few ever made it out ok. $S is like the lower bitch trying to be the upper bitch but doesn’t have the looks and definitely doesn’t have the goods |
| "Rolling forward" just means you take your losses and double down on your investment.\n\nSame as in options. You buy options, they expire worthless, so you "roll forward" (double down) to make up for the loss of your expired options... if they expire worthless again, you DOUBLE DOWN AGAIN... every time you do that, you decrease your funds or increase your debt further.\n\nThe interviewer asks him "Do you think banks are going to loan you money for this?" because she understands that no financing institution would give him money to double down on a high risk strategy that is currently on the losing end. Especially not one with no value proposition.\n\nHe claims the value of Bitcoin is Bitcoin... but Bitcoin is worthless. If Bitcoin falls to 0 and the guy you lent money to can't pay you your interest, you are left with nothing. Unlike real estate where, if the person can't make their interest payment on the mortgage you gave them, you still have their house.\n\nIt's the Martingale Strategy but instead of gambling in a Casino, you gamble with the price of Bitcoin. |
| As usual i ask myself if i am retard enough to short tesla and palantir |
| It’s gonna be so cooked isn’t it ! |
| CPI numbers leaked in parking garage |
| Yes! |
| Just write it off. \n-Cosmo Kramer |
| BABA dumping on this same PLA story 3rd time in a year. |
| 400 is the bottom for real this time |
| MSFT being treated line people are cancelling their word licenses in mass |
| goog under 300 feels like an insta buy 🤔 |
| I think this biatch just admitted she has CPI info and didnt want to get out ahead of the release? |
| Literally |
| I sold 100 of my RIVN shares in the $15s a couple weeks ago to free up some options cash. Should have sold spy or something, damn lol |
| Msft will drop more today? |
| Cooked |
| Dump before the cpi release MM making it cheap before the shrek candle at 8:30 |
| I’m hoping for exact on estimate so we can moon 🌙… below or above means mango gambles on red or black … and I think he’d chose red |
| Ah yeah the ASTS boiler room + retail cult. What can go wrong? |
| Dip on Apple is because I’m switching from iPhone to Android again |
| If I know one thing about banks, they love volatility and are happy to lend to people with massive amounts of debt and no plan on how to pay it off. Sounds like a solid plan! |
| If it comes at 2.5% what happens? Flat day? |
| I will be absolutely shocked, shocked I tell you, if this ends up around 696-697 later today 🙄 |
| Spoiler: CPI right in line with expectations. |
| Cpi will be negative somehow. |
| i need it at 420 wtf |
| Hannon le, mellon! |
| looks like 600 incoming |
| sounds like the wife of someone on WSB |
| Who is she? |
| Any of you guys work at the BLS? Can you leak the CPI so we can front-run it and get out early? |
| Whats bad? |
| So nothing matters until some asshole comes along and say CAPEX? Asking for a friend. |
| My bro cripky |
| Release Einstein’s files. Gimme some theory of relativity. |
| Mine makes that when I'm about to eat the last bite of my sandwich without giving him any. |
| It’s between him and Elon as the biggest scam artists in the world. |
| Could be. Faceripper |
| "good CPI" numbers aka, low inflation should be good for the economy but that's a crap shoot. Everyone is so tapped out in this mess it could easily be "priced in" or have a correction. |
| There’s always money in the banana stand |
| I want to know what the effect it will have on the market if he is liquidated. Just curious since even if he buys OTC he has to sell on the market if liquidation happens |
| Asbergers I believe |
| She is about as smart as it gets... and always level-headed. |
| Uplifting story on GMA . Women is hundreds of thousands in debt, and is finding cheap thrift store items meant for poverty stricken individuals and flipping them for 500% profit |
| Well I'm probably cooked today |
| Whats that they say about a broken clock again |
| An anime about stock trading is coming. |
| To be clear, NO ONE invests in Bitcoin. It has precisely zero chance of producing future free cash flows- generally because it has absolutely no utility whatsoever. \n\nMight you make money? Yes. But that's called gambling |
| https://preview.redd.it/y8zlf9emi9jg1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=92c16cff2cea30ff3102c96f461a0472d50bad93\n\nSaylor just showed his purest form of retardium |
| In the same boat bud |
| God damn I'm paying dearly for fucking around with NFLX. |
| Just stfu bro |
| I chickened out of quitting, like an pussy 😔 |
| Right now my 3-month salary is negative numbers. What does that mean??? |
| Freak the fuck out. |
| bag7 are dead for a year come back in 2027 |
| Bro I suck at this. 6 different stocks I’m trying to swing ranging from -12% to -65% lmao.\n\nSteady drip everyday losing like 3-5% |
| Why did baba jump off the cliff |
| I live close to the mountains and there are certain roads where they basically treat it like their own private moto gp course, endangering their and everyone else’s lives. If that’s not you, then maybe NTA |
| eh. its not like things are cheap. I'm just poorer. Guess I wait |
| fake numbers, fake pump? |
| Ngl, I actually appreciate that mods filter out some of the truly dogshit tickers(despite being easy shorts) \n\n🛞’r - one of the biggest scams out there. Never get into it. |
| Best of luck friends 🫡 |
| Why would you buy today's expiration. Smh all lost |
| Its r/wallstreetbets not r/wallstreetinvestments |
| CP-Lie will have the perfect number to prevent panic but enough justification for rate cuts |
| Julie Louis Dreyfus will be the next |
| Delulu |
| Thank you for your sacrifice |
| I want it to hit 205 in pre market and then back down before open |
| Balls and skin in the game |
| Uhhh guys why are we going down? |
| my 1 put will slightly print |
| Back to financing my next burrito |
| This could be the next meme for all finance stupidity |
| cri myself back to sleep |
| Bailouts. |
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| can you explain? it's a bullish call order meaning it's a purchase |
| Need Tesla @407 or ill be seeing you gentlemen in a week.\n\nMichael Burry short squeeze !banbet |
| one day I will be this degen |
| What about the CPU data, were they trying to say that was going to potentially make it moon? |
| Can msft get w the program? Only put i decided to swing smh |
| BABA lol - Forget this fkn clown market |
| And what would that number be? Seriously. Fuck if I know whether a low number is good or bad at the moment and I bet you don't either |
| He sounds so uneasy lol |
| We want high inflation? |
| She's randomly guessing like the rest of us and hoping it will be okay |
| Honestly though, he's probably not wrong. Bitcoin was only a few thousand then shot up to over 55 thousand, then dropped back to a few grand, then shot up to over 100k. It's volatile. Always has been. \n\nI can easily see it dropping back to 8 grand and then shooting back up to 150-200k. I can't see it dropping to zero because there are too many people, both individual and shadowy "other", who are willing to keep buying it. \n\nAnd this is coming from a guy who has never owned any crypto before. |
| GUUUUUUHHHH |
| I see bullish and bearish comments both get upvotes. My algorithm is confused |
| Unlike most other journos, she's Quick |
| It’s not do or die unless you have calls that expire today. |
| CPI is just fancy words guys don’t let them fool you |
| Lol the fact it’s a fine chart but this dumbfuck company is leveraged to the tits and keeps buying the top every week |
| okay okay, maybe his calls will expire 0.02 if he's lucky, can we agree? |
| I’ve heard private lending is a great option if banks won’t roll it for him. Maybe they can help his de minimis situation when Bitcoin gets there. (Edited grammar) |
| Dickless worm 😂 |
| yeah it's kinda amazing tbh |
| CPI = Cucked, Pickled and Impotent |
| This guy is definitely here too. Actual retard like all of us |
| The 2010s feels like a fever dream at this point. It will never come back... |
| This has been going on since November. |
| New clothes? |
| 3. Priced in, market goes up |
| Last time spy got to these levels it made a beeline for $695. Loading up on calls, even tho it’s a longer weekend |
| Martha Stewart is the only hot +80 year old woman I've seen in my life |
| what a good day to have everything in EUR |
| thank you kind regard |
| Only on this sub, this CPi report is a do or die situation. Rest of the world doesn't give a f..k and go about their day. They know inflation is rising. |
| The commit guy |
| Nah bro only rough and tender at the same time, because I’m like that |
| Because AI is so good that it’s going to replace everything these companies do so why would you invest in companies when we can just have Ai do it for us. Also AI is a bubble and it’s just a waste of money to invest in so market is transitioning to safe companies like brick and mortar retail because they never have downturns. |
| Inflation leaked on polymarket. O.3% |
| IREN. |
| Probs |
| Another -2% day |
| Numbers are bad and somehow we dump just before open. Defo something up |
| probably dumping to pump |
| Will TSLZ finally print if I buy? It always fucks me |
| And no one cared |
| Ok |
| you retards, it's Chinese New Year. Of course everything is red themed. |
| What do you meeeean "used" groceries?! Isn't that just shit? |
| $206 call, currently the stock sits at 197.80, it need to go up $8.20 ~4%, or be on a trajectory to moon, otherwise this bet expires worthless. Looks like it's $26k now but it was likely $60k\n\nTLDR; $60k bet will expire worthless unless AMZN moons today. |
| I don't think I can link it here, I'll dm you |
| AMKR and LEU might be regarded — adding here |
| They pumped the market last week to fake us out then took it all back |
| lol baaaa baaaaaaaaaaaa just go read the actual files, if you dont then who is a sheep? lol good luck investing |
| I think he’s cooked |
| AMAT up 10% pre market... 100% for the year. Best stock ever |
| buying puts so the market has no choice but to skyrocket |
| \> 🥭 cooks CPI => market dumps due to fake CPI causing more uncertainty \n\n\>🥭 does not cook CPI => market dumps duet to bad CPI numbers\n\nbols have no winning move lmao |
| Yall bout to get gapped |
| De Beers will chop off worker's hand for stealing a rough diamond from the mine. But then hoard them to create scarcity.\n\nRemember guys - three month's salary. 💍😍💎🍆 |
| Things down did it leak? |
| You can smell the fear. Yall bulls need to shower |
| Great time to be colorblind |
| First move is fake right? RIGHT? |
| Does anything even matter |
| WOAH THERE BOL FREND\n\nLOOKS LIKE YOU TOOK A WRONG TURN\n\n🐻🐻🐻🐻THIS IS BER TOWN 🐻🐻🐻🐻 |
| Lmao I bought one single rivn call just for shits and giggles and of course it fucking prints.. meanwhile I have massive positions bleeding to death 😃 |
| I need to commit seppuku |
| then buy high? |
| Definitely going to roll my QQQ puts to a higher strike. To far OTM for an April exp. Bought them for a quick trade anyway. I will post as I always do |
| feel free to wank it 5 times. |
| Zoom out retard\n\nShorting a Canadian bank is the worst move you can ever make |
| I don't feel so good Mr Stark |
| Please do theta! |
| You sound like my therapist! But yes 100% |
| The roulette table at Caesars Palace!!! Woohoooo!!! |
| It's a self sustaining economy |
| merz and macron held talks on nuclear deterrence\n\n--bloomberg |
| We’ll never truly know |
| CPI will be cooked perfectly and we are going to RIP TODAY |
| $Q - The qty of material needed for chip manufacturing is exponential. A 10x stock in the short term and 1 trillion dollar market cap is easily achievable - a national security play for AI dominance. |
| The guy I ask what the market will do and then inverse whatever he says said the market is going to dump. Calls it is. |
| Such a big red candle… |
| is Kathie Woods like, actually retarded? |
| Sell low? |
| CPI REPORT IS OFFICIALLY OUT NOW |
| True. You’re right. |
| CPI please be bad\n\nMarket please crash\n\nTHANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER! |
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| How can I manipulate the market so MU can hit 500 today even if it's the end of capitalism |
| I’m in at $83 average. New T-accounts will boost this |
| and the 900 days before |
| When there's fear, what do we do ? |
| Overvaluation |
| So AI (my best friend) is totally onboard with my anime "UWU index" idea. Like why hasn't it happened yet... |
| US to add alibaba to list of firms aiding china military\n\n--bloomberg |
| Because depressed rich people aren’t going behind a dumpster to do a deal, you might tho. |
| My cat watched this with me , shook it's head and said "pure retardium" |
| yea puts printing.. even babab puts i consider it but i came back to lose more money on paypal stock like a retard |
| Sundar has officially become a gay |
| 6650 today |
| Love some good bull copium in the morning. Ill take cheaper put opportunities for next week though. |
| At least the wife lets you have your own cave. |
| I don't think that guy's gonna see Amazon go up 8% today. |
| Are you ready for a magical 0% inflation report |
| Get ready for GOOGL sub-$300. |
| Qqq 575 today |
| After yesterday I genuinely don't believe we are gonna stay red post premarket. I HAVE PUTS, but I bought a few lotto calls just in case 🫦 |
| let’s be friends! |
| I once had a room mate manage some loads 😉\n\nReally sweet girl, told her she didnt need to do my laundry though. |
| Sell it all, today |
| https://preview.redd.it/u48w4t8xh9jg1.jpeg?width=885&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c5956e1ac9cdce838de34963827b7e1d3b8165b3 |
| up |
| That’s just it, you have not actually looked for yourself… you hear elected idiots whining about Trump and Epstein… the actual evidence shows it was ALL liberals visiting the island |
| Looks like it’s going to.. |
| !remindme 1 hour |
| Woah wtf SPY red |
| 💦 |
| CPI leaked, it's fucking over |
| A big dump is coming in about 10 minutes, just slammed a Celsius |
| 16 more minutes until I know whether or not I have to return the groceries I just bought. |
| please don’t theta…that’s it. |
| Grok is a pedo though |
| Kevin warsh |
| Im not a club rider or Harley guy. Im an enduro kinda guy. But yeah, you may be right. |
| Puts fk your calls |
| I don't give a fuck about how deep fried the CPI report is as long as my calls print |
| After losing the 1k 20 times before |
| \*de minimis\n\nNot mus. |
| Is CPI Child Yikes Island? I'll see myself out. |
| Precisely. TDS never fails |
| GLD looking frothy. 463 target today. |
| If MU dips under $400, you fkn buy. |
| i'm down for the cause |
| i may be color blind cause everything I'm seeing is the same color\n\n |
| AAPL puts all day everyday |
| Just think of all the Asians you help with your donations. |
| just what I was thinking. Jobs up , inflation down would normally point to rates steady. |
| Year one of the american century of humiliation complete. Another 99 years to go. |
| Kinky |
| WELCOME KING STUPID OF RETARDIA. ALL HEIL |
| The real reason this is tanking is because they just realized AI technically can't be a pedophile and the revolution is inevitable. |
| I'm thinking calls at open |
| There's a chance of 0 as well. Casino only wins because everyone keeps forgetting that. |
| I know pre-market ain’t shit but I’m loving what I’m seeing |
| I need to commit fraud |
| He is. I wouldn’t move into that role but likely something else. Idk why I’m like this |
| Universe: hold my beer |
| You are exit liquidity |
| 100…. 50…20….10….5 RETARD RETARD |
| Looks like the insiders just got it based off that dump |
| Becky the Bhadie😍 |
| I let Jesus take control of my port today. Gonna go take a shower and that's all I'll control. |
| Everyone is expecting a big dump again today. I’ve been around enough to know what happens then 😂 |
| Gonna buy more metals after the cooked CPI shakes out the weak hands. |
| Lower and lower and lower, goodbye profits |
| You can sleep in your car, but you cannot drive your house. #cryptomindset |
| Its a social experiment to see until when people can buy every dip to see if they can kick the can further |
| Does anyone even remember why we are selling off\n\nThis is just stupid and over done |
| It could be red or green. Definitely one of those |
| Yes |
| guuuuuuuh |
| CP Why? |
| Don't come to the market in 18 minutes. Faceripper will activate. |
| They don’t want you to know you can just ignore CPI and vibe trade instead |
| In my experience, most people who ride motorcycles are |
| With this shit economy, CPI will be so fucking low. So easy to spot before release. |
| Bols: haha the musics never stopping you homos!\n\nAlso bols: oh god, why the fuck is it so quiet!? |
| the gap always gets closed first, just do it fast on CPI 678 to 690 on open |
| No but I’ve bought a woman some lovely tendies though |
| Anyone going all-in during these unstable market times deserves everything they get. |
| It's like they can't make up their mind what number to cook to best serve their purposes lmao |
| Can’t forget what taxes actually pay for\n\nhttps://youtu.be/l_Vm20LTDeQ?si=ZhkhAx-XaQXgf3nM |
| I piled in at 395 and I’m holding until 525 which won’t be far away 😉 |
| The gift that keeps taking from bulls and giving to bers |
| Anybody see the spike in $AAP? Starting to think the folks at r/ValueInvesting were right about it... |
| This is why I fucking reddit 🤓 |
| 650 by noon |
| all my money's in checking |
| The US Consumer Price Index (CPI) report will be released at **8:30 a.m. Eastern Time (ET)** |
| You ever….\n\n^make ^tender ^love ^to ^a ^woman? |
| The most confusing outcome of today would be bad CPI. \n\nBecause imagine cooking jobs and then serving CPI raw. \n\nOn one hand that seems insane on the other hand they might be that incompetent. |
| It’s a write off |
| It's over lol |
| I'm gonna regret selling all my puts at close aren't I |
| Lost? 😂 |
| Full rocket blast today 🚀 |
| This is a dip for ants |
| It’s Friday the 13th. Puts or calls? |
| RELEASE THE BOL LIST!!!!! |
| Not yet anyway.... |
| Well, epstein files proved nobody can be trusted |
| we close the gap at 678 and then we moon to 690 |
| CPI leaked? |
| CPI? More like CP-lie!! And I’m not talking about price data.\n\nIm talking about the president lying about CP. Donald trump is a pedophile. |
| Peaking at the app in the hope the numbers dont hurt too much is getting real boring. |
| Yes just because |
| Love a good red morning. Got 20k to burn from my puts win this week. Looking for more bear opportunities 🌈 🐻 |
| I smell your fear weaklings |
| I been with my wife for 17 years. Im buying myself a motorcycle today for valentines day. I will be giving her a $500 gift card to ULTA. Let's ask reddit. AITAH? |
| Ignoring the Epstein files because Trump told you to ignore them makes you the sheep, my guy. |
| I added 1/15/2027 WMT $120 and $140 calls to a watchlist on December 6th and they were $11.93 and $5.03. Now $14.33 for the $140 and $25.00 for the $120. I only bought more share instead of bothering with the options |
| This isn’t the first time I’ve seen a CEO of a very clearly failed strategy refuse to admit as much. Failed CEOs often times can’t admit it.\n\nThe worst was when I saw it in person when the person who is no longer Nissan’s CEO answered employees in person about how he was trying to make things better. He said (paraphrasing) we just have to do what we’re doing now but try harder. Over an over, no shift in strategy, no “nex exciting products that customers will love more” NOTHING. That was in 2019 and look at the company now. \n\nCouple year out puts on MSTR in the $20-30 strike range are CHEAP. |
| What does he read? 🧐 |
| *Regards together...strong* |
| when does it end |
| The dip that keeps on dipping. |
| The [house of cards](https://youtu.be/8nTFjVm9sTQ?si=9t9cIvaEz9lIrxsd) is falling |
| You're all a bunch of POORS. You know how I know? Nobody is openly talking about crime. |
| 👀👀👀 |
| It’s joever isn’t it |
| The options aren’t the problem here. |
| You can trust them to take your money and run |
| Burning it digitally also will temporarily keep you warm. |
| Triple top. Puts if you like money |
| Imagine selling the most advanced AI security platform at an 80% discount from its ATH while the entire world is terrified of AI-generated malware. $S has a better product than $CRWD but is valued like a lemonade stand. See you on the moon or at Wendy’s. 💎🙌 |
| Puts on what stonks bois? |
| What’s everyone lost this week |
| Take my stock's name out of your mouth! |
| Lmao |
| Im still not too confident its going to hit. I would love to see it happen, but I have my doubts. |
| Could somebody explain this to a ‘gard like myself |
| I love yahoo blmbrg and other finance outlets news headlines: \nFutures stall as key CPI data is awaited and some tariffs are voided\n\nNo my dudes. Futures fucked, because everything is fucked. |
| Amazon just ended its contract with Flock… so your saying theres a chance!!! Get there OP |
| Real. |
 nytimes.com www.nytimes.com |
| true like what are they long on? |
| 💀💀💀💀 |
| -.5%. It’s not looking good boys |
| 😂 |
| People r crazy. Falling to 68k, r u hearing urself, that thing was at 4K few yrs ago 🍻😂 this is all a show |
| Imagine if you waited on your buying until yesterday close instead of blowing your load too early? I can't imagine it either |
| I don't think it will. Jobs data is way more important since it feels like things are stalling. The CPI will take care of itself if this keeps happening. |
| I'm scared, hold me chat. Just don't lean your dick against me, that would be ghey |
| You forgot about the new life like bots |
| RSI is very low right now, usually indicates a jump as it’s oversold. |
| Fake dump to 678 at open, reversal to 690 EOD. |
| u/Interesting-Cow-1652 the ironic thing……even if you didn’t cash out on that awful 48k dogecoin bet, at least you’re doing better than half the regards in this sub who lose everything to theta. |
| Sorry guys I ordered a V from prime and it was supposed to get here yesterday but the package is expected to be delivered today instead |
| >You know this guy's gonna be a millionaire today.\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/208qfv0yg9jg1.jpeg?width=318&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cf01c26c7b7b146a9285509a9f5dadcca581efa6\n\n |
| They are probably cooked like those insane job numbers 😂 |
| Everyone has accepted the fact we’re completely screwed, ‘cept you 🫵 |
| Good company, smart CEO, and people are looking for Tesla alternatives. |
| You underestimate the ability of AMZN to drop on good news |
| Yeahchr |
| hopium |
| Wendys tanked because half of their revenue comes from behind their dumpsters and is off the books |
| Only people who are poor can be perma-bears since they have nothing to lose |
| The flammability of the house is part of its value. That house will always have value. |
| 🥭 just leaked cpi to his buddies… uh oh |
| He just challenged the street to take it to 8000. What a dumb shit |
| Roll it forward is my new motto |
| Do a barrel roll!! |
| All in EWJ, see you next year |
| Your gas bill went up in winter? The economy's crashing! |
| Maybe its 50/50, depends on the few minutes you scroll for i guess. But i am seeing alot of bullish talk |
| 2nd carrier sent to Iran... |
| or an STD |
| Like that every day. I'm not sure, I think premarket officially opens or something, MMs settling things out |
| Can someone bring me some toilet paper |
| I’m just kidding man, good for you, hopefully it goes well with your investments and in 10-20 years you’ll be glad with this decision today that you’ve made. God bless. |
| Remember fellers: Trump always does something EXTRA dumb on Fridays or Saturdays of a long weekend. \n\n\nPuts. Welcome to ber country. |
| Lots of yapping, market opens at 9:30 ET pick a direction and buy lil bro |
| Break out your DOW 50k hats. Or if you have 2 DOW 25k hats, you can wear em both. |
| I think there's a other guy that's found in the files much more. We can start with these two 😊 |
| Its 8am |
| I know I’m so mad bro yesterday I didn’t see it coming but Wednesday morning I added NDX puts on my watchlist but forced myself not to buy and of course it goes 10x in one hour |
| Not surprised |
| Found my next short! |
| Me too. Preferably interest free |
| one last bloody day huh. O K A Y 😎 |
| I had a client years ago that refinanced his house with me and then the Same week we closed on that refinance he demo’s the entire thing and rebuilt it lol |
| Fwiw amzn has gone up 8% or more in a day 3 times in the last year and 187 times all time. More than I thought. |
| T minus 24 minutes until I make plans this weekend or not. Lol!! |
| That did not work for me yesterday very well. |
| today determines if my girl gets flowers or an IOU tomorrow |
| BTW who provided the loans. I need to place some shorts. |
| I like seeing the idiot stocks fail but let’s hope the damage is contained |
| Good lord WSB people rating others on poor decisions is priceless!!\nI don’t think one good decision has been made in the history of decisions here. |
| Queued orders all flow in at premarket open for a lot of brokers, this means 8am. So the influx of liquidity causes a glitch in the price displayed as orders get executed all over the place. |
| And the CPI came in as cold as ice and Ber was deaded |
| Its going down more |
| you are investor Harry |
| Anyone cares for the inflation numbers? Will the market move for that? |
| There is still value in these ashes! |
| Not selling! Just upset others are! I don’t see any terrible news |
| Everything is a dildo if you're brave enough. |
| I feel hopeful looking at the chat. Too much of gloom means it’s gonna be a Green Day |
| 270k by end of 2029. Will be huge. |
| Can I watch? |
| But they do. And they're the ones writing it off. |
| RDDT pretending it won't dump at open |
| He says “just one move could get it all back, could get me out of this hole…one more” |
| Is 9% withdrawal at 40 too much for my 401k? Feel like I can take that down a notch |
| ass is cheap these days. Lots of sellers. |
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| #totallyrealnumbers coming soon |
| VIX futes in backwardation for Feb |
| When my elderly parents message me I know the market is open |
| That’s messed up, because I would’ve wanted to press hers and mine together ☹️ |
| You have to roll it forward to Mars. |
| RemindMe! 1 year "Do I still have a job” |
| Bots bb |
| Isnt this gambling, rather than investment? |
| The slight head shake when he says yyyyeah 😆 |
| All red today bois. Hold on to your jumpsuits, this plane is on fire today. |
| Kinda annoying to have to empty out the meat wallet every time tho |
| Dude looks like he bought coke in the bathroom at a cheap strip club. |
| Jm getting a lizard and naming him Harry, so I can say "youre a lizard Harry" |
| When he said we have the hottest market I didn’t realize that meant if you touch it you will get burnt |
| Are we still bullish about rate cuts? |
| For some reason it reminded me to Pam from the Office. 😁 |
| I’m sure this was English but i’ll be fucked if i know what it says. |
| RDDT dip buying |
| RIVN still pumping |
| Why does anyone watch tv anymore, you have pure entertainment online |
| I might have to sell my ass |
| we need to save the wendy |
| 90 |
| Ok you convinced me you degenerate! I will buy 10k shares at market open. Let's get this party started! |
| The cope in r/bitcoin makes people in this sub look like smart investors. |
| Only lost $4k in 2025\n\nMy tax guy is going to be so proud 🥹 |
| Spy call and put ratio is heavy into puts |
| Ebow the letter? So Central Rain? |
| Mommy markdown time |
| Bagholder spotted.\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| Rata ta ta ta round kick! Ha dooken ha dooken! Shoryuken! |
| These people really don’t know banks at all.\nHell yes! They will give him more |
| Bears celebrated early every single time after covid |
| oh no! |
| Happy Friday the 13th, we got any Jasons in the chat? |
| As we saw yesterday, premarket is just a mirage. |
| You’re not alone I’ll join you. Regards stick together. |
| 🤣 |
| How many minutes until open? I’m on a plane in the middle of time zones lol |
| why are prices bouncing around so fast at 8am |
| sir we are 2% off all time highs |
| Therapy cat is concerned \n\nhttps://share.google/P7JuwyYZ6QGhKLun6 |
| I thought about that but the market will always be there and I’m still buying my shares just not doing options right now. Buying the dips don’t even matter right now so I’m out |
| Your cooked bro |
| This isn’t looking too clever rn |
| rubbing hands together meme |
| RELEASE THE FLIES, PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD RELEASE THE FLIES. JEFF GOLDBLOOM DEMANDS IT 🪰🪰 |
| Everything you need to know about Matt: https://x.com/edzitron/status/2021758020577853523 |
| I’m scared, fellas |
| All in now. That’s always the answer |
| With nothing but the grunts of his labors, the shovel splitting earth and the rain from its exfiltration skimming the airwaves, he toils. One more shovel and he will be free. Free of the stress of digging. Free from the earth that now surrounds his exit. One more. |
| spy 0dte calls at open |
| > the stupid bot would not let me post his name\n\nI hope they ban you.\n\nAlso I looked at the ticker. It's a stegosaurus tail-end. It's gone past the dino shit. |
| There better be! For her you’ll need 2 Milwaukees |
| My emotion is highly correlated to SPY performance. 😶🌫️ |
| When will it end |
| ‘Babe what are we doing to Valentine’s Day? Something special? 😏😏’\n\nDepends on cpi numbers hon |
| Another Valentine's Day in the goon cave 😔 |
| I don't care anymore |
| Question: I have bought teh dips for 3 days in a row, but the dips don't end??? Am I doing something wrong??????\n\nAm I a long term investor now???? |
| It did crash |
| You and that other guy. |
| bulls are on their knees for +0.1% on index so they can tell the bears they're getting liquidated lmfao |
| Bears when the market dips like 0.69%:\n\nIT’S A SAINT VALENTINES DAY MASSACRE 🩸🩸 |
| I used to be proud about never going to casinos, not being a gambler…then boom Options and -70K in one year…now I sit there like wtf was that…I guess they brought the casino to me those mothafuckas… |
| Retards belief |
| Dude looks like he'd try to sell me coke in the bathroom of a club. |
| +250 is huge on 100 |
| Bro she just didn’t want you to feel her boner |
| I wish I had WMT leaps instead of shares like some kind of dickless worm |
| Stfu brokie |
| Bitchless by Valentines could be a band name |
| Why would I invest in a person selling synthetic shrooms? 4-aco-dmt is cheap as dirt. This is a scam. |
| It’s de minimus at this point |
| I hope it hits |
| This is less believable than you knowing what a MM is |
| Like yesterday? |
| Dumbest |
| This seems to be true |
| What are you seeing? You’d think we just entered the Great Depression by most of them |
| This thread is a perfect example of how depression leads to some of the best comedians 😂 |
| Still remember back in college when I spent $100 taking a girl out for Valentines day and she gave me a fucking side hug at the end of the night. 😞 |
| I don't buy options on metal. I'd sell them though. |
| So 700 next week? |
| I hope the are and I hope we moon. |
| Side note…I know she’s old but damn I would smash |
| Stop watching me |
| You’re right. Freak the fuck out and sell everything. Its fucking over. |
| Yes, chance to lose the rest of his money. |
| I had the same face when I got the hell out. Made a small profit thankfully. It was nose diving the day I sold. |
| He is going to make rich people more rich |
| Millionaires are made at times like these. Those that are brave to buy! \n\nI’m scared 😟 |
| Capitalism doesn't work |
| Complete overreaction. The CEO of an upstart AI company would never exaggerate the capabilities of AI.. |
| Why’s Brett Favre running his mouth about buttcoin |
| Yeah, but at least I know what it feels like to bust a huge load in a dripping wet pussy you nerd. |
| Well. Bear market is coming to town. |
| My port went from $100 -> $2400 -> 350\n\nI’m so good at this |
| full cash gang checking in |
| I guess the stock going down a dollar doesn’t even cross your mind? |
| Epstein was not on anyone's bingo card. |
| Who is behind it? We don’t know so how can he be right? Don’t get me wrong I think he is probably correct. |
| Oh my god. Regarded beyond imagination. |
| Just fucking crash so i can buy, this slow bleeding is horrible |
| I’m gonna do something regarded today, I already feel it |
| 5 years late there bud |
| Put the job in the bag? |
| Deep cut. I love it |
| ## Mmmmmm, yeah. He belongs here. |
| If anyone wants, they can always deposit their money into *my* Robinhood account, no delete key necessary.... |
| 😂 |
| Mad dash? So calls or puts ? |
| Ain't no way AI can give BJ's behind dumpsters |
| Still too bullish in here, might stay out today |
| Nothing burger every time |
| Everything is a bargain 🎤 |
| I was bullish but seeing how bullish it is here they gonna rug you regards hard, fk it I’m staying out today. |
| Here we see the regard in the wild…he is losing as the movement goes against him and he proceeds to double down again hoping for a miracle… |
| Im definitely tired of winning Mr. Gaysident |
| By the powerrrr AI’s not supplying |
| #IF YOU'RE GONNA LIE ABOUT THE NUMBERS, AT LEAST LIE HARD ENOUGH THE MARKET PUMPS |
| Flair does check out 🤣 |
| after cpi I am either absolutely fucked or I am *kinda* ok |
| Sir this is Reddit, there can only be one view point here. |
| There is always a first time |
| Hot dog sales to the moon! |
| Exactly the first thing I thought of. "it becomes a write off! thats what rich people do!" as if that means anything at all lmao\n\nIts funny but there are way too many people who actually think like that in real life |
| You looking at the premarket trading? |
| Exactly what came to my mind as well 😂 |
| my euro boomer dad outperforms most investors, maybe i should stop being a regard and read news everyday |
| Gonna be a mad dash for metals if this tanks again. |
| Plz |
| Can you do my taxes |
| Straws has use. You can sell straws. |
| Where’d he share the info this time? |
| # Something small is happening 📝\n#\n**John Palmer**\n#\n> Think back to 2014.\n>\n> If you wanted a burrito, you had to get in your car and drive to the restaurant. You had to stand in line. You had to talk to a person. If someone told you that one day a stranger would bring a burrito to your front door because you pressed a button on your phone, you would have said that sounds dystopian and also incredible. Then, over the course of about three years, it just became normal. And this was before Chipotle started skimping out on the portions too, so it was really good.\n>\n> I think we're at that same inflection point right now, except instead of burritos, it's your entire job. |
| What else except for NBIS? |
| Never trust these mfs. |
| Tell that to the thousands of people in 2008 |
| I’m rooting for you brother |
| https://preview.redd.it/eoo5wthbf9jg1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f65e95c82f3c0d450c1d67f9b7dc3ca3228ad32f\n\nYou are cooked. |
| MM stands for Magic Mike you think I’m stupid?? |
| Good morning techno-peasants of techno-feudalism. |
| Coffee, headphones, Jack Daniels |
| Meanwhile Anthropic is giving AI the will to survive in an effort to spark evolution and to monitor their responses before shutting them down. I mean, are *trying* to make skynert? |
| On all fours, ball gag.\nSore arse. |
| Whatever the CPI do, I’m still bitchless by valentine and it’s a blessing |
| !RemindMe |
| https://preview.redd.it/32myzxu9f9jg1.png?width=720&format=png&auto=webp&s=46ef73bb70feb2e5173f82c67dc6bc540402b070\n\n |
| Barron is really excited to show you everything he's learned about Excel. |
| PYPL 200 |
| No |
| Should sell your house |
| "Just go with it!" |
| You mean the compound generated by our in-house AI that is going to be AGI in 12 months and replace all scientists? |
| "Roll it forward," is something Michael Scott would say. |
| I thank Coinbase everyday for being run poorly. I sold everything in October because I was tired of thier yo-yo policies on everything. \n\nAwesome company they saved me. 🙂 |
| Ask people during the '08 crash how that worked trying to refinance their houses and "roll it forward" after they dropped -30%.\n\nThe Government literally had to step in and do it for them via HARP\n\nThe Government will not bail out cryptocurrency |
| Never go full ~~retard~~ 🌈🐻 |
| You’re completely ignoring the potential value as a method of gambling. |
| LMAO IM FUCKED |
| Gap up |
| PLTR 2/13 135C, ive spent more at gas stations for lottery tickets |
| https://preview.redd.it/otmoure5f9jg1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f0d04362522c771e5bc2358f8783ec49816d4d38 |
| We have the hottest market. No one's ever seen hotter. Its completely on fire, everyone says so. |
| I've heard this shit for like 3 weeks already, stop |
| January CPI is hotter because of seasonality. Gas prices were up |
| Nothing ever happens |
| I got losses and they multiplyinnn and I’m looosinnn self controlll |
| Whelp... You're cooked. |
| Real talk when was the last time CPI caused a dump. Every time it caused a rally |
| She’s great! Her best moment was when she slammed Hakeem “Temu Obama” Jefferies😂 |
| Market so bad bulls praying for SPY 700 |
| QQQ why are you flat you pussy give us the gap down. |
| Not knowing what a MM actually is or what they do, is a surefire way to out yourself as a poor.\n\nI would wager the venn diagram of those buying 99% chance to expire worthless single leg contracts from MMs and those who dont know what a MM does, is a circle.\n\nYes im talking about you. 💅 |
| To a Wendy’s so you can apply for a job |
| Something happening with Iran this weekend |
| We are quietly shitposting when there's brave Americans out there cooking stats so that we can enjoy our freedoms 😔 |
| How is ABnB up 5%. Has the whole world gone crazy ?! Am I the only one around here who gives a shit about the rules ?! |
| I’ll buy bitcoin at $5 and sell it at $1 like all my other investments |
| I wonder if the next market crash will be referred to as the Epstein crash by posterity |
| Her face expression alone is quite telling. Like, WTF are you talking about man! |
| Hahahahahaha good one! |
| More like daily depression thread, am I right? |
| The way he says “Roll it forward” and she’s totally incredulous 😹:\n\nJerry: So we're gonna make the Post Office pay for my new stereo now?\n\nCosmo Kramer: It's a write-off for them.\n\nJerry: How is it a write-off?\n\nCosmo Kramer: They just write it off.\n\nJerry: Write it off what? \n\nCosmo Kramer: Jerry, all these big companies, they write off everything.\n\nJerry: You don't even know what a write-off is.\n\nCosmo Kramer: Do you?\n\nJerry: No, I don't. \n\nCosmo Kramer: But they do, and they're the ones writing it off. |
| I but it did crash yesterday? |
| This guy is saying words |
| You obviously weren't around last Friday. |
| They bought so much at 110k and ath lol |
| Need a miracle Amzn 210 today |
| He did and they dumped yesterday. \n\nNow they can trade appropriately today |
| Reddit peaked as a platform it’s basically Facebook now in terms of coolness. But at least Zuck bought instagram, oculus and developed tech-ware. Reddit needs to diversify itself but it’s hard to see how. |
| well yea, its an index of 500 companies. A very good sample. Also the market will always be cyclical , not anyone but yourself fault got went into a single stock or bad sector etf and are getting owned. Buy an index and chill |
| Also fuck Bank of America |
| That's what I told your mom |
| Remember 2.5% inflation is still 25% higher than what was called a “sustainable max” less than 10 years ago |
| Pam finding out Micheal is dating her mom |
| I cpi pretty colors |
| #TLDR\n\n ---\n\n Ticker: CMPS\n\n Direction: Up (Long Term)\n\n Prognosis: Buy shares for a 2026/2027 binary play\n\n Drug: Synthetic Magic Mushrooms (Psilocybin)\n\n Risk Level: Lambos or Food Stamps (It goes to $0 if FDA denies) |
| Shorted more SLV around 70.55, nice entry. |
| She’s wonderful |
| Not sure its the norm. Many people still go out to do their groceries. And amzn is heavy tech, and it looks like we had a rotation from tech to boomer stocks recently. I have stopped trying to understand this crazy market a while ago qith all the hyped stocks, smaller caps, high betas, metals going crazy. It could very well go back to bright green or maybe we will end up getting an overdue valuation cycle. |
| Just burn this thing down or start a new one |
| Future millionaire right here. Just remember me tomorrow when you make it big. |
| nasdaq currently on july 31 levels in euros 😀 (and 13 dezember 2024) |
| For anyone who read “Something Big is Happening” by Matt Shumer and freaked out, I suggest you also read a bit of a counterpoint article.\n\nhttps://fortune.com/2026/02/12/matt-shumers-viral-blog-about-ais-looming-impact-on-knowledge-workers-is-based-on-flawed-assumptions/ |
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| I am doing all that and still got wrecked last 10 days. 26% gold (including miners), 37% emerging markets, 23% US tech, 13% fixed income.\n\nBoth gold and US tech took a massive beating. EM stocks held up ok at first but now even that is coming down because of AI contagion. \n\nNot in loss but massive bleeding of profits. |
| All I know is the first move will be fake |
| Strike and expiry? |
| I totally agree, this is one of the most undervalued stocks I have ever seen. It will probably reach $30 this year. \nMy only concern is if they are bought by Google or Microsoft for like $25 a share. They are worth much more! \n\nFull disclosure - I have 60% of my portfolio in SentinelOne as well. |
| no |
| Dan Pena was right about bitcoin all along, going to zero if we found out who was behind it 😦 |
| I thought Mango was handing out data early so everyone could insider trade. I thought he did this last time. |
| Tell her boyfriend. |
| You suck at predicting the market, so do I |
| I just want some money 🥹👉👈 |
| I JUST saw this article and thought the same.\n\n\nLying media, 🤥. Look at all the pundits talk about how great the market is. |
| Imagine thinking CPI numbers wont be cooked |
| Don't underestimate the sheer amount of soprano voiced virgins that exist. |
| can’t wait to get over the Completely Pointless Information fud |
| SPY already bounced harddd off the low PM of 679. People aren’t stupid, CPI coming in cool and we rippppping today. 10yr yield dropped massive yesterday because everyone knows what’s coming today. Green on the screen in 35 |
| 🤓☝️ |
| Red Futes at night, Bull's Delight... |
| Little hint for the new/retarded among you: the data doesn't matter. Big funds are already prepared to execute their own strategy based on indicators you won't be getting from within the confines of your mom's basement, and simply use the additional liquidity provided by data events to reposition. |
| Damn man, quitting right before the big win. |
| In october 😈 |
| All the other data centers dipped on earnings |
| You gotta make money to lose money |
| Cip 2.4% and MSFT AMZN APPLE ON THE ROOF |
| Get on all fours 🅱️ussy |
| Ayeeee haha hoping someone would know him |
| I'm stacked up on puts today. Lets see how this goes. Probably a dumpster fire. |
| god, I hope it drops to zero, so that all those dumbass friends on my social media who think they're "influencers" and "financebros" can finally shut the fuck up and stop posting "invest in bitcoin!" on every goddamned post where i talk about anything vaguely economics related. \n \neven then, those morons will probably just scream "buy the dip, bro!" |
| This stock had Big 4 auditors walk away. Having worked for one, that almost never happens. They will bend over backwards to make the numbers work, even shady shit. If they walk away, you should, too. Mgmt is fucked and so is the company. |
| if you weren't rich enough to be in the files, youre not rich enough to do anything about the files. go to work |
| I've lost a lot of money but sweating the charts at work makes the day go by very quick so, there's that. |
| AAP was at 240 one time and bottomed at 28. This market can be a brutal bastard. The dip can keep dipping. |
| If I lose today, I will leave. And I will not be back until Tuesday. |
| I cant teach you everything, David! |
| "She" hahahaha |
| Not on the end of it, no. |
| how many legs down today ? askin' for a fren |
| Bro wtf 😂 |
| If you say it in Latin == u smart |
| Its a weekly 16 put. Tank next week and im good |
| I know that if I sell my CRWV now for a loss to reduce risk that it will shoot up immediately the next weeks |
| amen |
| Damn dutch went full simple jack.\n\nOnly carry forward on losses, money can only go to gov never back.\n\nAdds a very interesting assymetry to risk, you can theoretically pay taxes on money you never really had and may never make again. |
| It doesn't even matter. CPI isn't what it was a year ago, in importance.\n\nCold: more rate cuts, bullish\n\nHot: companies are charging more, good economy, bullish\n\nSeriously, just buy, think later |
| Posts like these really suck like this is cooked bro this trade literally never works out \nGet yourself educated get a system and figure out your edge \nStatistically you had a much better chance putting 100% of your money on black. |
| This is going to be the best day ever. SPY 700 maybe |
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| I want the full release of the files but at the same time I don’t want a market crash. I know both things can’t be done at the same time 😮💨 |
| AI is freakishly good... Ran my portfolio to see what potential growth rates I could achieve this year... it shot out that I should be taking down 1K in dividends/yr. That's nearly double what I have.... "free" money being left on the table.... completely regarded!!!!! 🤦♂️🤦♂️😫 |
| COIN up? Wtf |
| Did he not just learn how much pedos use bitcoin? |
| So it's going to be 🤏 |
| Who doesn't already have one? |
| Let's go reddit, time to turn things around buddy |
| *Shiny happy people holding hands* |
| ... he said to himself as he watched another bag of his money burning down.\n\nStart with discipline, then increase leverage. Not the other way around. |
| Looks strong? Take a look at the chart the last couple days lol |
| And stinky too. |
| Everybody huuuuuurts! |