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| ESPO pipeline is 700k a day with its tributaries totalling 900k. When use is near 17million per day, drop in the bucket.\n\nDid you also take into account you’re agreeing with me btw? So argue away. |
| I wish I was all in cash right meow. |
| Have you seen them shitting out huge strings of worm? Yeah, no thank you. |
| Didn’t see hind legs move once. |
| This is literally how they've been doing it for over 40 years now |
| not sure if cap, or naw. It's been blocked just fine.\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/ia7grcdw5uug1.jpeg?width=120&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=312f8c157e57915c0b2c14d3e6eaa3baea79caed\n\n |
| Just enough time to tank the market in the first few hours and for insiders to secure long positions at the bottom before big man posts “Iran has buckled to our indomitable will and our of pure fear to the worlds STRONGEST NAVY peace talks will resume!” |
| Yes. I'm watching. For me it looked like an opportunity. Everybody knew it will go up. And had time to buy. But I understand it's not that simple |
| it do go down |
| DRILL BABY DRILL |
| So you think Chinese oil tankers will ram into US navy blockade? |
| Living in the past I see. |
| https://preview.redd.it/vjzz6oqv5uug1.jpeg?width=634&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=257abdaa2dff95664410a3bb864787b39aec46eb |
| bers |
| Average monthly income for Russians is $1200 and rent is like 300. |
| # Imagine imagining |
| How does Rory give himself the green jacket? |
| People that don’t use turn signals. \n\nPeople that are medically diagnosed retarded. \n\nPeople that are Disney adults. \n\nPeople that buy puts. <—— (you are here) |
| Another 80+ point drop and then all bets are off! |
| QQQ and btc prices not seen since.. thursday. nothingburger, will be back to 680 by wednesday |
| Trump is a genius pump the market 3% on negotiations then back out and only get 1% decline infinite money glitch |
| I will trade one bitcoin for one gallon of go juice. |
| This administration is a perfectly well oiled machine. That’s on fire. |
| No Bull believes in mango anymore, only America and its ability to survive mango. Not sure that’s wise though |
| You must still be mad at your money |
| Poors are fat |
| The action has, for once, created a taco-resistant consequence. Therefore a new useless action will be carried out by tacoble US workers. |
| One step back, then half a step back, then sprint forward wondering why you ever stepped back. |
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| The war will resume 4pm EST.\n\n |
| Hypothetical question. What would the insider trading on limit-down type news look like? Would we expect to see all of Congress liquidating? National funds? How big would it be? What would the market look like before that event? \n\nWhat would be the MM methods to stay market neutral during such an event? Don’t they assume approximately 50:50 buy/sell volume? What if everyone is in on it? Would they be asymmetrically exposed? Just curious. |
| No way the US starts the strikes back up again right? Right? |
| !banbet SPY $655 6d |
| From 18 days ago…. Dude you aren’t predicting anything. Predict what will happen in 18-24 months and then you’d have street cred. Otherwise, eh. |
| Automod filters out most images. I forgot some of the conditions to get around it. |
| 🤣😂 |
| so many things going on, a world war is not too far. spy 700 eom |
| What is this barely coherent argument lol. You’re saying this blockade news isn’t that bad because ships passing go from >10 to 0. I ask how much worse it could get with respect to the blockade and you say at least missiles aren’t flying? Truly one of the sub |
| 6am tomorrow: “Praise Allah, Iran has reached out!!!” Bright greed, eod. |
| This wasn’t worth posting |
| Knowing this market, Tmr probably will be up 0.2% 😂 |
| Only regards that full ported calls on Friday can see this comment |
| Dip for ants. Even Buffett said the drop was nothing when the market was down 10%. Now it's down less than 5% from ATH. |
| We are not actually going to blockade Hormuz, you know that right? Señor 🥭 is preparing breakfast tacos as we speak |
| So u advise me to not buy anything tomorrow? |
| Not that bad of a drop average |
| when bitcorn $32k and ethereum $320 |
| Probably, but if you don’t close them quick will end up OTM. |
| Yes and set yourself a rule you're happy with and sell then, because the market is insane |
| i make a comment with an image and its shadowbanned or w/e |
| The market doesn't care if the poors can't afford to eat. This will be green by close tomorrow. |
| LOL the cope LOL |
| Boooools are sooooo fucked. That's what u get for believing in this shitstain of a presidentt. |
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| If the US tries to block a Chinese ship, then what |
| Is this Brent guy I keep on hearing about well hung? |
| 🌽 is still seventy thousand dollars a loaf |
| I panican |
| Sunday drivin in my dually only cost $340 |
| I’m a wealthy Canadian and am in no way punished for it lmao. You’re doing it wrong. |
| Out of all the retards that are littered in that cabinet they pick JD Vance to go lead negotiations? |
| So glad that I shorted dow futures on friday lol |
| Bro I’m colorblind |
| ? |
| New Zealand looks open. Looks pretty flat atm. |
| Normal after a big run. Plus, the big picture called macro. War is driving the prices one way or another. Bad headlines this weekend. Futures already dumping |
| Seen this... Market rallies anyways and people call manipulation... or market pulls back and they cry manipulation then it rips your face off and cry manipulation again lol |
| yes |
| Well it ain’t good |
| Well shit, now it looks like my calls on Shell expiring friday might be in the green tomorrow, but is oil going to go up more and when will i sell? Fml |
| (PLTR) |
| Man nothing makes the market go down meaningfully anymore |
| Holy my hold puts are up 3.6x |
| Coffee and oatmeal chocolate chip cookie by open. |
| first 2 hours are always red. recovery begins after |
| Rooting for you. |
| How about Tesla 😔😔😔 |
| First down, then down some more |
| Already there. |
| He doesn’t have to blockade the whole Strait, Iran is doing it for him. He’s just going to block the Iranian oil; that’s all that’s left. |
| Glad you’re taking good care of him tho! |
| pltr? |
| This is Bs we need som wallstreetbets representation in these ceasefire talks. To make it neutral and unbiased we need 1 brave bol and 1 stoopid ber |
| They should rename it to the "Strait of Epstein" and that issue is gone in under an hour |
| Quite the flip-flop from Tuesday.\n\nTuesday: "Bigly historic ceasefire! Good times forever!"\n\nNow: "We're blocking the Strait ourselves and we're bombing Iran again." |
| Literally saw trump just threatened more strike against Iran |
| So if the situation was reversed and some random NATO country started shit with Iran, you would want us to send troops over to die for their war? |
| All if want to know is if my 6700 puts are going to open ITM! |
| spy down two shrimps on the barbie in australia rn |
| 1930s Germany you say??\n\n\nFeature not a bug |
| and this is why its opening over 700 on monday\n\n |
| And we are the ones blockading it. Insane. |
| Neither do I, lets see what happens this week |
| Space and rocket stocks green |
| So how's this going |
| Next level |
| Lol..is WSJ trying to pump the market with the "new rounds of talk possible" bullshit |
| y my picture no show up =\[ |
| Oh, I remember that vividly, that’s where the quote I posted above is from. Trump literally said this, and that his billionaire cronies made so much money like it was no big deal they manipulated the markets. |
| A whole lot of you fuckers wanted this; at least a lot of the rest of us can make money off it. Puts. |
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| Lmao markets are still on copium, only 1.2% down while oil is 104. They still assume this is going to end up with all parties happy in the near term, delusional. |
| SPY chart looks bullish af |
| GET THE REFERENCE DUMMY BOIIIIII (Tucker Carlson SNL skit) |
| Just sent payments myself. Always sucks. |
| Oil dropped to $70 and gas dropped to $2.50 and the DOW dropped to 8,000.\nThen many years passed, and all through 2024,2025 the DOW was ~50,000 and gas was $2.50.\nEveryone is flush. Back to the theme - you don't know how good you have it and $4 gas is nothing compares to today's equity prices. |
| I also think it's red tomorrow and own a few puts, but you all know it can change in the next 15 hours. |
| We have the same tax loopholes the US does, you're just to stupid to know how to exploit them. LMAO. |
| US considering "mining strait with smart-mines, produced by Palantir" |
| My 6/15 spy 666 puts are down 75% currently. But ima hold till Friday. |
| # FUTES BLOOD RED |
| Oh lord this is bad |
| If you need help with the German writing lmk although I guess there is AI for that haha |
| Whyyyy |
| Futures look bullish. The market ran like 5% since last Tuesday on news of a ceasefire and strait opening. The strait back to not being opened and not even half the gains were erased. |
| #Crash 💥 \n\nInto me now\n\n |
| It might fade all night |
| I've lived through 3 so far so you're right that this is nothing. |
| I can get behind that. |
| hello fellow regard. \ni come from the future. oil is indeed up almost 10% |
| First, it could be utterly stupid and yet be the smartest thing he’s ever done, because everything else is so much more stupid. Too, we’re blocking Iranian oil, and Iran is still blocking everything else. That will even further restrict the flow of oil in the world‘s economy and push gas prices and oil prices higher. Brilliant. |
| BREAKING: According to the Wall Street Journal, citing people familiar with the situation, U.S. President Donald J. Trump is considering resuming limited strikes inside Iran as a method to break the current impasse in the peace talks process with Iran. Per the report, a less likely scenario, that is also on the table, is resuming high tempo strikes on Iran as well. Should such measures be employed, they would be in addition to the blockade of maritime traffic from Iranian ports announced earlier by U.S. Central Command.\n\nSource: @sentdefender on X |
| 90% of you are going to miss the dip again. |
| 🔥🔥🔥 |
| Easier to block than open |
| Realistically probably around 670 |
| 6600 open 7000 close |
| The coping is just hilarious LMAO |
| And switching their p/l color codification. |
| It was more of a joke but it wouldn’t surprise me |
| lol a lot of ppl bought calls |
| 🥭has years of military experience. Don’t worry, he knows how this work. |
| 660 |
| circuit break by noon tomorrow \n\nbull fuck |
| Do you think if I tell Robinhood that someone stole my phone and bought calls on Friday before close they'll let me cancel them |
| What time does Australian Markets open? |
| Nearly 10% is good. Much more sensible than ES down 1%. |
| Being bibi and Putins bitch apparently |
| -1% … that’s it?? |
| This cat needs teeth pulled every fear years just has a condition. Can’t get rid of him. He’s basically family. |
| Punishing? We dont even have the 1 year holding rule, nor the 25k requirement for day trading |
| Creating the opportunity for something bad to happen ,therefore justifying a land invasion. |
| $680 |
| Bols furiously downvoting LMAO |
| just the tip, just to see how it feels |
| Ok so orange regard creates a stupid mess and it’s the other countries job to clean it up? |
| MAHA by making everyone walk. |
| No dawg, it was pretty obvious this was meant from the beginning |
| For Asians, Green = bad |
| Keep buying the puts im selling |
| Oil futures are strait and real. |
| Surprised it’s not down more |
| “CRUDE OIL FUTURES ARE NOT UP AS MUCH AS I THOUGHT THEY WOULD BE, HONESTLY” -DJT |
| No. Because Ural Mountains. But let's just ignore the Rockies dividing the continents of East and West America. |
| For who? |
| So what’s spy going to open at 🤷🏻♂️ |
| Oder Big taco gegen 15uhr |
| Rose choked harder than Rory did yesterday |
| Bears are right in principal but \n\nthe market is rigged against them. |
| How is that different to what I said? You just took 500words to give one possible explanation of exactly what I said. |
| Green dildo by Tuesday at the latest |
| Thanks fam |
| The bears yearn for the mines |
| Just smoke detector replacement. Found a good price for a licensed dude nearby. |
| The market is so greedy man. The world could end tmrw and the stock market would be up somehow |
| POOTS ON SOFTWARE EVERYDAY. SPY GREEN SAAS RED. SPY RED SAAS REDDER |
| Shiny metals rekt |
| Gotcha, wasnt sure if it was 🥭 rant a bunch of hours ago or Houthis announced something about the other strait. I knew about the above thanks, also wasn't sure about times. Today has been kind of a blur |
| You know what, I’m ok with the economy absolutely crashing this week and there being some real economic pain in the USA as long as I can make a few extra bands this week |
| just here for the shambles |
| So...we're just going to park our navy in the middle of a hostile nation's waters and stop every boat trying to go through?\n\nWhat the ever-loving fuck are we doing? |
| They both track crypto sentiment. Crypto not really due to bottom for another 6 months or so. Id just buy then. |
| And now it’s not. Yahoo finance showed green at first |
| !RemindMe 5 days \n |
| lol 30 min before futures open |
| Markets being down only 1% is a slap in the face. Margin compession and higher rates. What excuses to bulls have left |
| Retard |
| Yah hulu |
| So let me get this strait, we’re hoping that the group who just mass murdered 30k civilians and 🥭 can come to an agreement on a peace deal |
| It’s the world in easy mode if it’s that easy isn’t it |
| Bulls have one ace up the sleeve. Manipulation to keep the market green |
| Bitcoin hanging tough, we should be fine on Monday. |
| Bro stop reversing these colors. My American ass sees green and starts cheering up 🆙 |
| LOL bols |
| Red and blue with a white sun in the left corner |
| Top tier reference |
| Futes already down 1% |
| Bols coping hardcore |
| SPY will be down 2.5% by end of monday easy |
| Just max out a few "Buy-Now-Pay-Later" cards.\n\nAre presidential mass pardons effective against debt collectors? /s |
| Shrek lover |
| Lol yeah they do. I hope we get a -5% day tomorrow while they pray to their orange mango to save their calls |
| I spiked the punch for nuthin Archie! |
| Yeah, you are right, she‘d probably love it too. I’ll write a mail tomorrow and will keep you guys updated |
| Vix is saying taco supreme |
| You got to get up to get down |
| Y’all think 1 percent down is a crash, wait till you live through a real one. |
| Hahahah wtf you cant be serious. You‘re hilarious |
| I'm too old. Good luck out there young bucks. |
| It was all priced in. Everyone knew there was no real deal |
| Bullish |
| i don’t have the balls to trade over weekends. intraweek only |
| MM always targeting retail. They work off the put to call ratio we create |
| Everyone is going to buy puts tomorrow which means we will end green |
| Get a job? |
| Riddle me this regards\n\n- if Trump is actually gonna do this why did he announce when he was gonna do it instead of just doing it? |
| That was then, this is now. |
| Boring |
| They gotta leave a little hope in the table for bulls into market open |
| What's it on? Hulu? |
| Yuan. Btc. Tulips. Rice balls. It's just a fuckin medium of exchange. Nothing hard to understand |
| “Shut up! You’ll wake the bears!! 🐻 “ |
| Yeah, don’t listen to me I’m nuts. |
| It will last until reality hits the normal person aka gas 5 dollars |
| I cheer for green! |
| PLTR ABOUT TO MOON |
| I am only seeing Green. I am happy. |
| Who is ready for $6 gas |
| if only stock pricing is that simple |
| How? Iran is blocking it. |
| Priced in, 🌮 Tuesday Iranian quant fade-the-news play. |
| Bro, where are you right now. Everyone is regarded here.\n\nI made a point regarding its fundamental limits and you replied "let's see in 18 months". You seemed to disagree with my point that systems engineering is not in the same ball park as a plumber launching his first website for 20 bucks to Claude.\n\nI was saying it was hand waving because there was no real reasoning involved, just pointing to the trend the past few years. |
| I’m a victim! Someone make it all better! |
| is anyone from this thread on the reddit cringe compilations i see on you youtube? |
| this looks like a Vietnam type of situation.\n\n\nthere definitely will be a draft |
| Bols got milked for a week and thought they were king shit lmao. |
| I guess u live in Midwest base on electrical work and furnace work cost |
| I’m buying calls for end of the week. Trump will taco by Tuesday on the blockade. |
| Aaaahhhh shiiiit lmao😭😭😭 |
| So shit posting aside, wouldn’t it be fun with an actual casino where you play live markets at different tables. There’s drinks, girls & smoking allowed. High roller NG lounge etc. |
| But you have to live in Russia |
| 340p smh |
| Orange man's timezone. |
| SGOV gang here |
| which color |
| Hahaha |
| Taco before market open |
| Imagine living in a country that punishes you for making money. Oh wait, It's Canada, and I live there. No need to imagine. |
| They also make like 20 dollars a month. Let that sink in. |
| Not it isn't.\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/38r1s6zm4uug1.png?width=850&format=png&auto=webp&s=44a09cc6657bd235b20f81d8d00f2e9428507748 |
| It's looking so bleak, that even bearhunter didn't end his comment with "LMAO 🤌" |
| The putt from Rory on the 16th was crazy |
| Lmao these threats of a blockade are insane. Imagine they disregard them. whats the US gonna do? Tomahawk them LMAOOOOOO. WHAAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE |
| America: Hey, uh... you gonna open that strait bro? Like it's getting kinda serious now\n\nIran: Not until-\n\nAmerica: WE NEVER WANTED IT OPEN IN THE FIRST PLACE |
| Whatchu talkin bout ? Hit refresh |
| Just wait till you actually start making real money and have to pay estimated taxes every quarter |
| Green |
| You ever get that Gen Z stare? Are we cooked? |
| imagine setting up trades that make u scared about future good news lmao |
| At least the color is green ! |
| #SPY is at 680 and bears are acting like theyve done something |
| Ah glad to hear nothing was life threatening. Dental isn’t that bad if you get it treated properly. |
| About three fiddy |
| APPLE MAPS APPEARS TO HAVE DELETED THE NAMES OF ALL VILLAGES IN SOUTHERN LEBANON - THIS IS THE PRECISE REGION ISRAEL IS PRESENTLY ATTEMPTING TO OCCUPY\n\n \nApple is regarded |
| I meant let's breakout |
| Absolutely shrek green |
| The president’s proclamation. Wow. King trump over here |
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| Yeah that’s what I think too. I’ll believe it when Vix does |
| 🫵🏻🤡 |
| No use case\n\n\nEdit: Robinhood AI says it's because of "geopolitical calm" LMAO |
| Natural selection, the grizzly bears that die didn't deserve to live.\n\nAlso, "die young" sounds a bit like most wallstreetbets accounts! |
| only if you move to Asia |
| Does Pete Hegseth accidentally add any of you to the insider trading Signal chat? Please hit me up. |
| I had full port VXX on Friday and closed it out when I saw not one sign of a pullback. Definitely regretting closing that. |
| So now that the peace deal has been formally denied, we're back to where we were when the fake ceasefire was announced on Tuesday, April 7th, with the strait being closed the whole time since then and no resolution on when it will open back up. |
| Hang in there man |
| If you ask him now he'd probably say what's a greenland |
| Those are the people with access to markets and trades behind closed doors and not always in market hours. the actually powerful don't have to wait until 4am pre market or 9:30 bell. They have access us plebs never will dream of having |
| I know 1 down, 3 up |
| Only -1%? Meh. |
| btw a gallon of gas is only 1.20 Dollar in Russia..let that sink in |
| When we can just hold lol |
| Dumpster duty |
| That is still deep red. |
| People in here really think 🥭 coming to the rescue because it’s gonna cause too much damage lol. Dude gives absolutely no fucks about the economy, he makes money no matter what. |
| less oil is good? |
| oh God it is all over. Our money. :C |
| With both sides blocking the strait I think oil prices might raise a little bit |
| Enough to be here for 10+ years total |
| He always was. Darth Jar Jar - a.k.a. Kushner |
| I think she would get a kick out it and so would we |
| 🥭 so dumb, he’s slower than O(n!) |
| Doesn't make any sense (unless you mean they are closing their shorts) |
| So Bulls really do get angry when they see red? |
| I hooe |
| Watch him fall uphill from here |
| Bulls in full cope mode right now.\n\nThey pinned all their hopes on JD to somehow get Iran to surrender and open the Strait. Never bet on JD. \n\nNow all that's left for them to do is to hope "maybe an asteroid full of oil might hit the earth outside of the Strait". |
| can relate |
| Green = good |
| You know how your pills pull right up into your saddle just before you vinegar? That’s how my portfolio feels right now |
| Gonna laugh my ass off when a deal is reached and blockade is called off right at market open |
| Yes yes cope more yes |
| Lobster or cockster tomorrow boys? |
| Jerking off |
| Cash gang = weak & scared |
| We in the midst of a 'wax-on' / 'wacks-off' mkt |
| Until VIX gets to 30 again, we keep going up. It can't be stopped. |
| Lol shut up meg |
| Green by open stupid tards |
| Ok i’m serious. What can I do for $ to afford gas in order to be able to go to work? I’m contemplating donating plasma, don’t really have other choices. |
| lol Asia and Austrialia soon dry with no oil...then Europe with no jet fuel an diesel... |
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| 🤪😘🙂😊 |
| !banbet uso $115 1d |
| Wen hotline |
| Did anyone actually think they’d make a deal? Lmao that shit was bound to fail |
| 3 cats due for checkups then one needs dental work that’s going to run up quite a bit. |
| Pope Francis, the peace deal, the Obran presidency\n\nMan JD really is the grim fucking reaper. |
| ber: BLACK MONDAY HERE WE COME\n\nSPY: best i can do is -1% |
| My birthday is on Microsoft earnings. I’m bullish. |
| And he already said he’s going to give blanket pardons to anyone with “200 feet of the Oval Office” \n\nHe made sure to say this 3 years in advance, so everyone knows we can break the laws and grift without consequences. |
| This is the -1% we shouldve seen friday, we really living in a clown world. |
| Ladies and gentlemen - we have a gap down 🏆 |
| Short answer: nobody was blocking it until Netanyahu decided this would be a good time to start a war with Iran and made Trump participate. \n\nIran owns the land on one side of the Strait as well as several islands in the Strait. So I’m curious who you think should be stopping Iran? |
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| So is this Strait situation transitory or sticky? J🅱️ow will tell us. |
| How I sound after a huge dab.. Paranoid and schizophrenic |
| Bulls in the morning ‘but nothing has changed, why are we down?!’\n\nBears in the afternoon ‘but nothing has changed, why are we up?!’\n\nRepeat every week |
| Europe is part of Asia dummy |
| U.S. blocking Iranian ports. I don’t know the announcement time stamp but I first saw it about an hour ago. \n\nhttps://www.centcom.mil/MEDIA/PRESS-RELEASES/Press-Release-View/Article/4457255/us-to-blockade-ships-entering-or-exiting-iranian-ports/ |
| !banbet $115 1d |
| 1500 for vet bills? Just get a new cat lmao it’s not a dog |
| Why the fuck is green negative |
| As soon as shots are exchanged that takes next week’s “deadline” out of the picture, and trump’s plan most likely screwed. Look how much last Tuesday’s “cease fire” brought the market up. I think it’s just as easy on the other direction. But we will see I guess. I’m hoping for enough provocation to profit on the puts, and then they keep things tense until their resolution next Tuesday. |
| The Strait is closed closed. |
| Why not? |
| Oil up 9%? Bullish |
| How’s the cat doing? |
| They are gonna open it if the US blocks off the only thing that is keeping their economy alive, small spike and then crude will nuke because China (Irans largest purchaser) will have their ships blocked off |
| He was already bragging last week about how he was gonna be getting a bug taste of that toll $ |
| This shit is going to stay at this range until open, moon to -.25% then remain flat until close |
| lets be real, 1% on the SPY is a below average movement these days.\n\nNot impressed |
| So, 🥭 does a 🌮 and the strait still stays closed. Very bullish... |
| i’m cash gang rn but it’s actually insane how nq refuses to take the elevator down |
| what color is china's flag |
| does this mean PLTR bull run? |
| This is worse than purgatory. |
| Bols really got farmed for a whole week |
| Check again. Up 10% in the past ???? 10 min? |
| fuck em |
| Priced in. |
| no it'll be tuesday before market open buddies need to load up on calls tomorrow |
| Bols so weak LMAO |
| You will buy $30/gallon gas and you will like it. We must pump Exxon revenue. |
| how many correct predictions have you made in 2 years on wsb? maybe three? |
| So does this mean if Im down Im really up? |
| Yes |
| Okay, so these colours are misleading lmao. My first expression- what the actual f! \n\nThanks for providing the text OP. |
| JD likely saved my really regarded cover calls expiry next week. God bless you. |
| My guess is the laughs in moments like this but they may have a sensible sounding reason for cover. |
| Real news I was able to easily predict based on the fake news lmao |
| On Tuesday |
| Alexa, play bowling for soup by fallout boy |
| qué bonito |
| OnlyFans |
| Only down 1% is VERY 🅱️ullish |
| I thought it was Obama fault |
| Yes (but still down) |
| lol, the US can't even open the strait. What makes you think they can do anything to keep it blocked? |
| Oil casually up $102. \n\nDamn I’m so fucked. Had to spend $300 for junk removal, then another $900 for electrical work later this week and $300 for furnace work, and $1500 for cat vet bills. Fuck my life. |
| It’s going to be insane in 2029 when you’re going to have to trade a market that is calm and organized *clutching at straws here* |
| I anit hear no bell yet!! |
| these 'talks' are about as effective as my 'talks' with girls |
| Why is corn dumping |
| https://preview.redd.it/1mkte2ax3uug1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c599c17d521bab1fa57ab2f27ac6028a517e8c91 |
| maybe because ceasefire still holds |
| These futures will be -2.5% by open and may slowly drop all tomorrow down another 1-1.5% |
| Coming to a taco near you\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/2f9e0mrw3uug1.jpeg?width=1206&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7a6aefefd2c37aa170f257de153c9a8b2c3ad871 |
| NO LMAO 🤌??? |
| But what I don't get is it wouldn't change anything! |
| Bols really thought LMAO |
| Not even that bad… |
| In at least parts of Asia(Japan for instance) green means down and red up. |
| Drop is actually not as bad as I thought lol. Imma buy a discount. |
| AMERICA IS BACK!\n\nWhat the green is negative for... oh no. |
| retard market should be down atleast 2% |
| No peace talks failed yesterday and oil went up, real news |
| so markets are ignoring the physical reality of shortages in energy commodities because 🥭 can post a taco tweet?\nhow long will this bs last?\n |
| I did. Thought it was really good. |
| HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT |
| Not ripping as much as I’d like or anticipated |
| #"Iran can't shutdown Hormoz Strait if we do first." *black guy taps head* |
| The market literally runs on hopium |
| Has anyone watched the new Malcolm in the middle? I just watched the first episode and it seemed alright. |
| Yeah, I’m failing to see this as bearish at all, we are blockading IRAN and their imports/exports, this will in theory smother their leverage and industry. At the same time, if we successfully blockade Iran, then the US would effectively be the one in control of the straight, not Iran, so we could allow passage for everyone not doing business with Iran. Isn’t this better than the current situation of Iran being in control of that? |
| Canadians like to pretend freezing their balls off for 7 months is enjoyable. Who tf actually likes winter?? "Woo!! Let's stay inside for more than half the year, omg so fun!" |
| I don’t know who this guy named “Futures” is, but he owes me gas money |
| No shit. |
| The fact that the markets ever believed in these talks shows how regarded they actually are. |
| How could Biden do this to us? |
| Bitchcoin getting uppity |
| #Iran: "I'mma shutdown Hormoz strait"\n\n#America: "Not if I do first" LMAO🤌 |
| That's not terrible tbh lol |
| So you’re finally admitting I was right and the two week ceasefire wouldn’t last until Monday and the market was lagging into this news? |
| Since the efficient market hypothesis is obviously bullshit we're not likely to get a huge decline tomorrow, more like a slow bleed for the next couple weeks while bulls are in disbelief saying, "but nothing has changed why is it still going down?" |
| market still at the level post ceasefire lol |
| that's all i got left |
| Why wait for taco Tuesday when we’ll get taco Monday in 12 hours? |
| futures only down 1% bcuz another 🌮 is priced in… could get down to 2% by 10:00 am if there’s no changes |
| This regard hasn't learned yet |
| retail are bleeding thousands by the hour |
| Down about 1%, flat since open. |
| I'm just here to drink the salty tears of bulls 😋 |
| Market last Tuesday: QUICK SEND IT UP 3% THERES NO WAY ANYTHING CAN GO WRONG! Lmao |
| Not me (anymore), I am literally tired of winning. Need a break for sometime. |
| TradingView |
| 🌮 |
| [ Removed by Reddit ] |
| Get to work Bessent |
| Oil could go to $150 or $50, nobody knows. |
| \-1%. But there is new cope: [New round of U.S.-Iran talks possible within days – WSJ](https://www.investing.com/news/economy-news/new-round-of-usiran-talks-possible-within-days--wsj-4609109) |
| I had to turn off the notification sounds. Shit gave me heart palpitations |
| Incoming: 2 week pause, they're begging to make a deal! |
| Please I need a goood play go tomoroe |
| SP 12000 December 24 2026!\nThank you for your attention to this matter! |
| At this rate we'll see SPY 700 by open |
| USO long |
| Institutions can't really afford to ignore it because the amount of risk they are willing/allowed to take are very tightly controlled. |
| Any update on minehub? |
| Some are up (guess which) and some are down (guess which) |
| idk but they’re fake and also gay |
| Zero labor costs means pure profit |
| L$0wer |
| Down bigly |
| Down now but up in 12 hrs |
| https://preview.redd.it/hr6z1itk3uug1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f3efebb9ac42a04e7ea1b869e2a90e8f9b3ee688 |
| Iran did stop the market collapse . There is no Cuba , Canada , Greenland he is busy with Iran . |
| Schrodinger's futes. We will never know |
| What the straight of Hormuz curved ? |
| Fuck. I had to pay 17k.\n\nSucks, bro |
| I don't even think the Trump family is targeting retail anymore, they've bled them dry a while ago.\n\nThey are targeting people with much deeper pockets.\n\nI wonder if those have the power to do anything about it. |
| It will all be gone by the time spot market opens zz |
| same. Why tf is it dumping. |
| the only thing selling off 30% is your put portfolio |
| I didn't know the real market opened yet. All the big players are out fucking their side piece at the masters |
| Issue is bunch of people aped into calls last week thinking Vance could’ve clutched the deal |
| Why would anyone do this? |
| Bullish |
| I have an inflatable kiddie pool in the back of my pickup truck, yes. |
| Are futes up or down right niw |
| The market is buying short positions so hard their hedges are driving the market up. (Don’t really know but it’s weird.) |
| I swear the air gets heavier around 6 pm on Sundays. You can feel the Microsoft Teams energy approaching. |
| Vix at 23? Calls. |
| Taco |
| guys only two weeks until the complete collapse of the global banking system |
| 🔥 The big signal: Oil ripping\n\t•\tWTI (USOIL): +8.8% → $104\n\t•\tBrent (UKOIL): +8.1% → $101+ |
| Imagine worrying about futes on a Sunday.\n\nSundays are for God, family, and degenerate sports gambling. |
| DJT does not like to call this a war because he needs congress approval , ;spanishlaughingguy: |
| How do I save comments |
| Found the Axios writer |
| Untrue. In Europe, red is also red. |
| So is Turkey invading Israel priced in too? |
| I shuddered looking at this, good job |
| No you didn’t |
| Nobody wants to sell while 🥭 can 🌮 anytime |
| https://preview.redd.it/qeolke3f3uug1.jpeg?width=1222&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b42314a9b46d94710be280b3112e1d53a84a9393 |
| I am new to this but\n\n\n\nceasefire, talks, toll, blockade... all talks = nothing happened. back to bombing isn't it?\n\nthe market goes down and up 10% , bull and bear tryna flex\n\n \nmakes me start to think the those buffett and munger guys are really honest and right and you guys are truly uneducated |
| Crashing now.\n\nhttps://www.cnn.com/markets/premarkets |
| After last weeks fuckery. Im not even excited about holding puts. Im just curious to how im gonna get fucked. Like what magically excuse is goung to absolute torch me. |
| Its blockading the strait of hormuz |
| Just paid 5k to the IRS, fuck this shit |
| It will be green by 9:30AM tomorrow |
| # ALREADY LEFT THE EARTH |
| very depressing for us bears |
| bro the us will block the strait of hummus and iran is blocking it as well. that means oil will go to 150 |
| I can't stand the mods |
| They said the USA finna dump 42 billion into the stock markets the gov finna save the markets |
| So much taco hopium |
| I thought this is Rubio on the picture. |
| Vix looking good |
| There are selling off gold / BTC to keep equities afloat. I give it two weeks until banking failure with them propping up this market |
| drill baby drill |
| I think this Iran war is all a plan to go digital eventually. And I’m not sure what chinas plan is but their GDP is higher than America. Which is possibly the reason for trumps tariffs . And with Iran wanting yen instead of USD that definitely isnt helping the dollar. |
| TradingView, and also I pay for real time pricing. |
| Maybe. I'd love to see the US navy stop a Chinese oil tanker. \n\n\nIf Iran had any brains, they'd send 5 or 6 ally vessels through and dare the US to open fire on them. |
| Because those have a 20 min delay 🤡 |
| Imagine being plucked from your basement into Isreels war while losing money in Isreels market |
| >circuit breaker this time for sure\n\nDumb bers |
| bers shall not feast |
| If you're not playing oil predictions on Robinhood like a regard then what are you doing? |
| Haven't heard that name in many months. |
| 5/8 $650p\n\nI rode the last dip too. I swear this volatility feels scripted. |
| # GUH |
| Are we the baddies? |
| Either way he’s extremely regarded |
| I heard they are announcing the colonel they saved is being announced and named pre market. Strong bets on polymarket that it was Colonel Sanders. There was real fear the filthy Iranians were going to get their grubby hands on the secret herbs and spices recipe. USS KFC gonna lead blockade aa retribution. |
| Dobson! |
| No. This is the easiest environment to trade I've seen in a while. In the long term it's an obvious bear market for equities, obvious oil bull market, incredibly obvious telegraphed taco opportunities for short term plays and hedges. We've got incredibly obvious plays in single names too, like tsla and pltr. |
| i mean a healthy sell off of like 30% would be oK, we still at ATH |
| Living in the world no different from a cell |
Here you go:  https://finance.yahoo.com/markets/commodities/wsb/regards finance.yahoo.com |
| Dont say it outloud, otherwise it doesn't work |
| With all the supposed panic, /ES is not even down by 100. It'll be a green day tomorrow. |
| It's been 1 year and 4 months and bers still think they are gonna get a rational response from the market |
| Thinkorswim |
| We didn't even hit the first support level on nq bullish |
| Where is the rocket? |
| So it's preferable that the US hold the world hostage instead? I seem to remember the straight being open without any tolls before the US and Israel started this war. |
| Sentiment so bearish in here my CSPs might be saved |
| At this point, the market is a joke… manipulation |
| 🅱️oachella 2026 |
| BERS LMAO WHERES YOUR BLACK SWAN |
| Just Google S&P Futures or look at futures from your broker. They opened 14 minutes ago. |
| This is probably the week spy hits 700 and immediately crashes |
| Oil up 8% |
| I was too scared to hold over the weekend, congrats 🥀 |
| Futures green in next 2 hours. \nWhy wait 2 years? Stock market is always looking forward into the future. Even after the extinction of humanity, bots will still be trading up indexes to all time highs. |
| We haven’t seen a circuit breaker since 2020. But some of y’all don’t give up expecting it every week |
| TSM calls |
| Wasn’t it $117 a week ago? |
| Open tha futes then check them. |
| Talks going so well we are closing the strait too! Can’t let Iran have all the fun |
| I do agree but there’s a limit to how much he can make the market go down whilst also keeping next Tuesday’s off ramp. \n\nHe can keep talking and threatening sure but there’s not much more room, I’ll remain confident until actual strikes happen, then I guess we’d be fucked for a while. |
| You should have put a thin little mustache on him. |
| Yah and the backlog is a laundry list of shit ideas. |
| dildos |
| One percent is nothing. Buying calls at open |
| bears are weak this dump can't even breach es 6780 |
| Hasn’t it been tho |
| Alright you know the drill, wait for the Taco. So predictable |
| If the plebs here wish so I’ll try to organise an AMA with the help of the public broadcaster |
| Lycos.com |
| Thoughts and prayers. |
| The market is already pricing in 🥭's 🌮 bell tuesday, that's why it's barely red |
| oil 110 soon\n\n |
| Bulls be like: “-1% is bullish” |
| outside us/asia, red means up |
| That’s why you hedge only the volatile plays like TSM |
| You've made my dick hard for the first since 2021 |
| Bears never learn |
| Only puts that are going to print are precious metals 🐻🐻 |
| In Claude we trust? That's scary. |
| https://preview.redd.it/g5pxxbl13uug1.jpeg?width=775&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c1db860ac262a13946377ae302e6d2893abb0f2a |
| How am I suppose to know, I’m not op |
| It wants to go up lmao |
| Please sell and send me the rest of the money, I’ll lose it better than you |
| Huh? |
| My CCs hit on Friday and all my positions were liquidated. Please let this stay here or go positive so I can buy some short term puts before switching back to calls. |
| Iran needs to fund their government. They can either slowly bleed their already dying economy or make a deal to let traffic pass the strait |
| Why the fuck did I laugh so hard at this? |
| +4 by 2pm when new deal announced. CRM dumps another 5% tho |
| circuits will be fixed tomorrow |
| Green by open |
| Dip for ants, not even half chubbed here. |
| Who's still holding SLV bags lmao |
| green by open 😩 |
| how are you guys checking futes? |
| I feel like I'm the only one who remembers last year when Trump and some other people were at the White House, and Trump starts going down the line of people and goes, "my friend here, he made 500 million, and Charles (Schwab) over here, he made two billion,..." I think that was the same press conference where he called one of his friends "fat" lmao. Don't quote me on that last part though. |
| I bought 670p 4/23 exp |
| What time |
| You should call up china and advise |
| KEEP DUMPING HELLO |
| We're back to fucking Bibi announcing Lebanon ceasefire last Thurs?\n\nThat's some bolshit |
| damn these are pretty good |
| yes |
| https://preview.redd.it/h6dld0px2uug1.jpeg?width=4044&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=82e51f5b529a0b19a77bdef0b0547430651d1f96 |
| Which you know they already have based on the 1yr trend of the months later adjustments. |
| Is bro from Asia? Color reversal |
| my GLD is fuk lmao |
| Iran is not the issue, oil is you retard |
| Barron getting his oil short lined up |
| Time to ~~moon~~ goon! To keep the blood flowing through the Strait |
| I'm actually starting to appreciate mango for all these buying opportunities he's creating. Free money on the rip back up when he says the talks are going great. |
| You are retail. |
| No whammies!! |
| We open green, right? |
| OP is either Japanese or extremely regarded |
| Hahahaha 😂 |
| Bullion exchanges are so sketch, when futures climb they update RIGHT away and when they fall they all delay their "spot" price and show it barely down lmao |
| miller high life |
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| does anyone else see tung tung tung sahur in their dreams |
| market way too bullish, insiders clearly know TACO is coming |
| We are back to…The Talks Are Going Well! |
| OPEN THE MOVES TOMORROW THREAD YOU CRAZY BASTARDS! |
| New headline already? Cant even keep up with the grift |
| Bloomberg headlines can be bought for pennies these days, here's an assortment of headlines that you can expect to see between 8:30 am and 10:30 am tomorrow...\n\n"Trump Tells Aides He's Willing to End Blockade in 2 Weeks"\n\n"Iran's Ghalibaf Signals New Flexibility to U.S. Demands in Interview with Al Jazeera TV"\n\n"Trump Signals Willingness to Restart Talks According to White House Officials Familiar with the Matter"\n\n"Trump Indicates Willingness to Postpone Blockade until May 1st, According to Sources Familiar with the Matter"\n\n"Trump is Expected to Fire Pete Hegseth for Mishandling the Iran War"\n\nEvery headline is worth 2-3% pump in SPY, place your bets accordingly \n\n |
| Concepts of a future |
| Bullish, green day |
| How the heck is nasdaq futures +0.12% at 6:01pm😬 |
| #PANIC AND SELL EVERYTHING |
| Are BUTES booting ? |
| 12mins since futes opened and green by open is no longer a meme guh |
| Government funded Ozempic |
| And we’re off with a gap! Green green, red red, doji! Green, red red, green green, green! Red. We’ll be back right after a commercial break |
| The rest of the Epstein files must be extremely incriminating |
| Nah bro dax is much more affected by the strait |
| There’s no chance we dip more than 1,5% on the SP500, I hold IWM 800 x $255 expiring 04/14. \n\nThat’s just my weekend hedge |
| I already got my dopamine hit. bored by futes again. |
| TACO bro |
| #what!? |
| Look at the corn price action when futes opened. There was a dump attempt to trigger stops and it all got absorbed. Corn looks like it wants to head back up to 73k by tomorrow. Which means futes, which is holding at -1% and not dropping any further (consolidating since the first candle) might even be green by market open. Don't listen to me tho, I'm regarded 🤪 |
| Spy 650 by open |
| Spot gold at 4666, as predicted in the Book of Revelations. |
| dont forget theres also an emergency fed meeting tomorrow |
| why is ES going up |
| Absolutely cooked |
| Nice 11k gain on oil. Thank you JD, hope the biryani was good |
| Hilarious you think there’s a plan |
| Negotiations going well |
| \-2% minimum and ill believe futes |
| we still got 3 more years of this\n\ni'm tired boss |
| Diddy about to storm the White House. |
| Bulls coping so hard |
| Sorry why is a drop green and increase red? Is that a setting on your app, or is that the norm in your location? |
| That’s funny because most of the blue collar people I work with can barely grasp what a 401k is even though there been contributing for 20 years |
| bers gay by open |
| CIRCUIT BREAKERS AT OPEN |
| open by green 🌱 |
| I’m fat fuck so I’m safe |
| Eastern time ? |
| Seems like they’re doing this to draw the EU countries out to open the strait |
| Theta burn |
| Printing |
| I need Dax to fucking pump before the next 2 hours so I dont get liquidated |
| Are you serious? It could be worse… if missiles are in the sky again, no? |
| Reinventing piracy |
| No, it won't ensure "an answer." It will like ensure a response, though. |
| 🥭 said if they did that he will blockade Navy Pier so who's winning now huh? |
| Always was. Either bots or AI or bra stuffing |
| Beer and lots of |
| You're not even defending your own argument 🤣🤣🤣 total regard. Love that. |
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| Believe it or not… |
| Get ready to be drafted boys |
| Forget ai bubble it is 🥭 bubble!! How many tacos does he have left before crash. |
| Just like Michael Scott.\n\nGreen means go ahead and shut up about it. |
| So a double ender? |
| Inshallah join us habibi |
| Had me in the first half not gonna lie.... |
| Just stop snorting Drano, it will happen naturally. |
| But did you say thank you |
| That’s y he’s up |
| Its Green! |
| See you bols at the back of Wendys bright and early tomorrow! I’ll have the usual…with extra sloppy top! |
| ‘The war is over’ |
| Yea. Even if they were to sell, what would they do with that money? Pump PMs? Let it sit in cash and evaporate with inflation? |
| WHY AM I ALREADY SEEING THREE GREEN CANDLES. GARBAGE ALGOS |
| For people that can't see futures or overnight trading directly, just watch BTC at 6pm and 8pm EST. It moves 1:1 |
| BTC diving board down |
| That's already half TACO or it's me? |
| LOL SO BERS ARE FCK NOW AFTER THAT NEW HEADLINE?! 😂 |
| Hello again! Don’t mind all the traders that can’t dream in color. Though I’m sure you’re used to it by now. |
| Owning stocks vs owning options |
| WHY IS THIS GREEN I CHEERED FOR NOTHING |
| Futures has been open 10 minutes. I’m not in any positions, but a percent already is kind of rough. |
| Search NQ=F |
| Shouldn’t call it futures if there is no future 💀 |
| I voted for Kamala. Ok no I didn’t. Ugh who can vote with these choices |
| Same lol |
| Who's gonna impeach him if the ones who can are also stealing? |
| Just opened…. |
| Looks like I will covert to bear tomorrow |
| oh no we're higher than when the ceasefire was announced its fucking over |
| So the US will be tasked with sinking Chinese Tankers? Interesting. |
| You are one heck of a regarded |
| Just put the fries in the bag bro |
| People that know what’s up are worried about it. |
| Only 1%? smh |
| WSB color gayng |
| In oil |
| Bitcoin - United States dollar -> `70897.01395` (-2180 / -2.98%) |
| let's take a look at how oil prices are doin-- OH LAWD |
| There are two types of traders in Wall Street right now.\n\nThose with a direct backchannel to the White House, and those that are bleeding millions by the hour.\n\nThree if you include retail. |
| Oil me up Diddy |
| I don't like what their flag says |
| Tune in this week for more bol and ber cope, as the market gets swung around by 🥭 and friends |
| !p btc |
| i’m fucken dying |
| Iran was never going to respect a man who wears mascara to negotiations.\n\nWe need Putin, or Xi to save us. |
| #I totally predicted all this LMAO🤌 |
| Did you also take into account that Russia borders China and has really good supply routes already established?\n\nThey have entire trade routes established with artificial islands and military bases on them. I am sorry, if they really wanted to take over they’d have already done it.\n\nWe can sit here are argue the different scenarios, but they are smart enough to not to invade to begin with. |
| Less than 1%. Even when bears win, they lose. |
| Did Orban even say thank you JD😤 |
| DOUBLE SIDED BLOCKADE?? |
| You said it isn’t bad because it went from >10 to 0, which isn’t that bad. You implied it could be worse. So what’s worse than 0 ships? |
| Bears said apocalypse, it's barely down 1% LMFAOOOOOOO green by open |
| green by open |
| Yet. |
| Holy futures drop |
| > it's not that bad\n\n*3 comments later*\n\n> it's fucking over\n\n**The duality of man.** |
| Bers would never win the marshmallow test against me |
| Are we going to witness a naval battleship? |
| 👨🏻💼 <( マクフーライーー！)\n\n👦🏻🛹🎸 <(Fujitsu-San!)\n\n👨🏻💼 <( マクフライ。Read. My. Fax. 📠. Your SPY straddles. Are. Ceasefired.) |
| It’s actually in Antarctica since 1945 but you didn’t hear that from me |
| It will also piss China off as they get their oil supply choked. Giving them more reason to help Iran with intel/weapons. It’s a double edged sword and I don’t think it ends well for anyone |
| A very large portion of thsoe ships have already been sailing towards the gulf coast for our energy exports. Even china dropped their block on US energy. May jsut be more worth to ahve that happen. wouldn't be surprised. |
| Trump 2028 |
| fries in the bag |
| Okay! Thank u!\nMay i ask why u think avgo will pullback next week |
| Aw |
| Taco is going to give us 50 year loans on tiny lambos |
| Crypto barely even flinching |
| Ah yes theres been no impact on the economy at all! |
| Ok I did and they're mostly up. Some are down but the majority are up |
| He seems to have a lot of experience in small caps. 😄 |
| It makes sense right? Like a "protection fee" |
| I am betting on nothing. USA is going to give Iran whatever the fuck it wants |
| Anyone worried about houthis closing the other strait? |
| dip will be bought before open |
| 0.1%+ by close |
| Yeah, I thought she'd pump at least 7% |
| I’ll take my chances with an audit 🤌 |
| The US will pay for the blockade. That's some 4D chess shit. |
| Here we go, the early celebrations |
| don’t worry, it’ll be disciplined by open |
| No |
| Always has been |
| so now that Iran said they will blockade the bab mandab strait if the US blockades their ports then 🥭 will also blockade that strait no?\nand spy futes are only down juan percento?\nlmao, the absolute delusion\n |
| The futures aren’t even that bad |
| Are you good? Spy is coming down under 650? Market crashed bad af |
| OP - tomorrow might be your chance. Good luck. As of this writing, S&P futures down -73 points. |
| Its not that bad! |
| Right after mark levin tells us it was all about China since the only ships going to Iran are the Chinese and not Israel at all |
| World sea tariffs |
| Where’s the carnage |
| I sold 49DTE SPX call credit spreads on Friday. Turns out, I didn't even need to sell so far out, 1DTE would've sufficed 💀 |
| Greetings, fellow salmonids. |
| Sir, this is a Wendy's |
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| it's fucking over |
| What announcement? |
| That insta shrek dildo on WTI futures to $105, and that red candle on Corn down below $71K. |
| I sold everything last week waiting for this to go south. About to get many more shares than I had last week. |
| Omg it’s down 1 percent! Bers win Sunday futes 😂 😂 |
| Tuesday Id wager |
| Hit 'em with the 'ol razzle dazzle |
| Guaranteed |
| The Iran taco place as def not foreseen |
| +3% pump on a -1% dump means traders arent panicking as much |
| Accurate pfp |
| One of us |
| Why doesn't the US blockade all trade routes and charge a fee? Who would stop them? |
| Lol my portfolio just shoot up from the fx change |
| How? Remember, there are mines that US destroyers are clearing. \n\nCan't let anyone else in and fuck that up.\n\nHe won't be able to TACO this one until next weekend. |
| In fact, a part of it is their waterway. 😀 |
| Hope you had fun Bols |
| What the hell are you blabbering about lol. Absolute nonsense. War doesn't drive the market a ton unless it has some negative impact on the economy. |
| Is there a poly bet on when a US ship will be hit? |
| not sure if TACO pre market or on Thuesday |
| \nwhat does the wacky eight ball that is futures market say about tomorrow? |
| Yooo wth is this 😂😂 |
| NeW TaLKs In OnE WeeK |
| My yahoo finance isn't showing the live futures prices - anyone have a good link elsewhere? |
| Smoothest brain on Reddit. Impressive |
| Dumbass bols get fucking rekked |
| How many times in the last 2 weeks have we been 0.7.-1.5% red only to open green or by EOD. Futures are literally ghey and fake. |
| They're posturing to arm Iran, US had to respond |
| Roasted |
| Jesus fucking christ I’m so fucking sick of 🥭. I’M SURVIVING ON EATING INSTANT NOODLES AND MY UTILITY BILLS ARE FUCKING TROUGH THE FUCKING ROOF. AND NOW I CAN’T EVEN AFFORD GAS TO GO TO WORK. Fuck you all who voted for this bs. |
| You shall not pass!!!\n\nGandalf!! :(\n\nOrange man!!🤡\n\nJD Vance💋 |
| You go long, they crash the market \n\nyou short, they push for the biggest bull market ever\n\nThey just want you to live in poverty and in a trailer, just like me |
| csgo cases are the real internet money Gabe a real one . |
| im glad i bought puts on friday |
| I know right. At least -4% by open. |
| What are we doing, what’s going on here, what’s the goal? |
| if intc doesn’t drop this week I’ll have to work the corner again |
| Yea but trump is going keep manipulating the market, and if you operate under that assumption, I think it’s easy to see how each situation benefits him the most. I think he wants to make this week the ‘market goes down’ week In Anticipation of next Tuesday’s deadline, in which we will magically be under a new cease fire for two weeks. Markets pumped to hard last week for this weekend to be the dip into tomorrow’s good news. He will need this week to drop prices and increase fear from this last Saturday. I have ours on SPY expiring tomorrow. And then later this week I’ll get calls on SPY for the good news-Tuesday night |
| Do pretty girls even exist on the internet anymore? Starting to think it’s all bots 😔 |
| Which?? I see $105 and $103 |
| https://preview.redd.it/hwceq2y02uug1.jpeg?width=1206&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6aad6d258b869a0264f9cba087d04421aed4d122 |
| Fair, my only point is the lesson a rational actor would take from the last 20 years is those who give up their nukes find themselves deposed or attacked while those who develop and maintain nuclear deterence are not under attack. |
| Come on guys. They’re just beating the dirt out of the rug before they roll it up. You *know* this. |
| I've seen how this goes green by 1030am |
| You know it's bad when people are victory lapping down "only" 1% |
| how do i change my robinhood chart from candle to line?? |
| This will be flat/slightly green by close tomorrow. \n\nOil will be flat. |
| A perfect theta day tomorrow to wreck everyone. House always wins |
| Inb4 PaMP, BeRz LmAO, 🥭, 🌮 hope this clown show crashes and burns and people get humbled |
| Only down 1% across the board. Nothing major, until the open at least |
| I completely agree, that’s why I have my ladder to continuously add lower incase things take longer to resolve than we expect, I’m comfortable holding for a year if needed. 🤑🤑🤑 |
| SPY 4% away from ATH\n\nATH coming this week? |
| VIX futures are discounting the rest of the market to a ridiculous degree. |
| imagine thinking futures meant anything |
| Bols trying to convince themselves how a -1% future open is not a big deal and how it might be even good for them will never get old 😂😂 |
| Oil back up over $105 a barrel, lol. |
| Giving them more reason to fire drones at every ship, including US navy. It’s only gonna get uglier. The more they take away from Iran the bigger risk of region wide escalation. Iran wants oil prices to remain high as, that’s why they closed the strait and threatened to destroy regional oil infrastructure |
| Bag 7 |
| just going to be flat from here until the next taco... boring |
| Hey dumbass bols crude up 9%. Your dumbass for sure saw that coming didn't it |
| The constant world news, regardless of who is in power (especially the current people), keeps Reddit traffic high and growing. Also, Huffman seems confident in recent interviews. I'm not sure though cuz the current macro is scary lol 🥹 |
| oOOOoH no! Orange guy said they're blocking off the strait!\n\nSee? No one cares. |
| corn getting shredded |
| How so |
| ohhj boy, wait till you meet Americans.\n\n\nthe president makes thos people look like geniuses |
| Pullback like decline in price. I think you should continue to study, education is key here otherwise you may not make great decisions. You have plenty of time. Learn first |
| He'll claim Victory and send all assets away. |
| Mi tink me gwan |
| Lmao it’s like it’s rigged against bers or something |
| A good amount of lube 👀 |
| CL on its way to 120 |
| Shit hardly moved you liar |
| Silver holding up better than I would expect actually. |
| China erupts in laughter |
| Congress has to approve war after all… dumbest timeline |
| buls are so cooked |
| I know! I am not even old yet! Well not that old |
| bulls already saying “it’s fine no biggie” and there’s not even a full pinky nail in yet |
| Nah retail bought this up and they loaded up on puts. Gotta let it drop first |
| Open by green or close by green. |
| Brothers Unite, together great gains will come forth! |
| Holy shit…CL velocity picking up |
| 1% thats ALL?!?!? GIVE ME BLOOODDDDDDD |
| Market open theyre buying calls and canceling |
| #Stupid bol were saying that Weekend Dow doesn't matter LMAO🤌 |
| Monday: escalate, stocks drop even more,\nbuy dip,\nTACO Tuesday, stocks boom,\nSell high,\nEat crayons,\n\nRinse and repeat |
| Joe biden was a stiff, but man, at least my portfolio went down in a steady way. |
| You know blockading iranian ports will ensure an answer from Iran right? |
| Google futas |
| Go take a shit, the premium toilet paper they use is better than any other public washroom. |
| Holy green shoots |
| Same! |
| Is that in their plans? I thought they were buying gold to slowly remove their dollar risk\n\nI know they have some system to get investors to store their cash for it to be backed by gold 1 for 1, but I didn't know that was their plan to allow the yuan to be back by gold |
| Don’t be like me, I used to go all in and didn’t leave any capital for tail scenarios, plz consider leaving 10% to add under 54$. Even with a 90% position you’ll make great gains, a little insurance will only protect you and maybe make u more money haha if we do touch 54$. |
| All the futes traders are watching or are at The Master’s right now. The big swing will come after they get on the jet and get their phones back |
| Bols atm: \n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/5jkoivoq1uug1.jpeg?width=1135&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=15055bcdf9a806161764fd4bc58e6efebedd14cc\n\n |
| What are we gonna do, shoot civilian freighter ships? Why would he even threaten this he’s just gonna look like a bitch again. |
| Is our president a retarded person? |
| nobody tell him |
| Little voice in my medulla oblongata is irate right now |
| bidens crystal ball |
| I dont think anyone knows, which isnt that bad considering theres a blockade coming on a pre-existing blockade |
| https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures |
| I felt like I watched this movie before … character feel different.. thanks for pointing out |
| Sorry for your loss. Have you tried a dating app? |
| I went to the aquarium and saw sharks and sea turtles and I petted a ray |
| Doesn’t matter on or not Israel won’t stop anyway |
| Im gonna wait a few days and buy USO short |
| Anyone who thinks the US taking an active naval role in the strait is bearish deserves to lose money.\n\nYou realize *IRAN* has been blocking this shit all month, right? Last time I checked, we're mostly trading US stocks, no Al-Spylah or something 🤣 |
| Who cares about the indices futures. Crude is fast approaching the highest levels again. |
| We up |
| #Weekend Dow was right again LMAO🤌🦅🗽 |
| Could be getting close to gust on oil |
| So how will 🥭TACO this time?\nSending thiel's bitch to pakistan didn't work\n |
| VIX taking this like a champ |
| Tuesday? |
| It can go both ways, the focus is on why he said 10am ET when he could just do it before market opens. That means he can call it off any time once he see pre-market tanked enough and his friends can come in and sweep up everything at a discount |
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| I bought at ATH friday, I'm not selling my shit again, I'll just go down with the ship |
| Blockade to be lifted at 7:30am est after productive talks on Hormuz will be the headline tomorrow morning |
| https://preview.redd.it/bpigmgin1uug1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d81d8d7df9113b2a9b9678e9f16678d2b9fc7d64 |
| Stagflation is pretty much guaranteed if this last another month. Demand destruction will also be a concern for oil bulls if we push past $100 to much |
| "You lock the door?! Ok! I double lock the door!" - the most retarded thing I ve heard in a long time |
| Exactly. All this hopium being huffed by regards on Wall St. and shitty algos will evaporate over inflation spikes again and companies give shit guidance because shipments are way behind or inflation destroying profits. |
| yes, its going back to earths crust |
| FYI, I'm also going to join in on the blockades. You might want to load up on puts. Nobody is getting past me 😤 |
| Colonel Obama Uncle Arnie’s weekend update. Obama is reminiscing about putting two nuclear reactors in Augusta, GA. They never let him into that special country club down there. He wanted to taint the golf course! |
| Lmao, it's painfully obvious this is gonna be like -0.20% at open that pumps to +1% minimum eod |
| If Bonds get yippy, 🥭 gonna 🌮 so fast |
| 116 Oil LFG |
| Iran blocks strait\n\nUSA blocks Iran ports\n\nIran attacks USA ships\n\nUSA invades Iran\n\nYou heard it here first |
| US oil shipments to Japan up 150% |
| why i sold my spy 681p on friday 🤦♂️🤦♂️ |
| Did a pirate ship hit a mine geeze Gold and Silver |
| $JPM will start it with shitty guidan e |
| Lol only 1 percent. We are definitely opening green |
| OBAMA GAVE THEM PALLETS OF CASH THEY USED TO BUILD IT YOU FUCKING IDIOT. |
| I mean I expected 3%. 1 isn’t that bad lol. Congrats if you swung puts. You’re up |
| Ber celebrating -1% is comedy. In years past market would have plunged -20 with a war |
| i have puts and anything less than 1% is fake and will recover lets be fr |
| WSB level retard I can sympathize with. This is different. |
| DCF? |
| #👁️My Eyes Are Up Here 👁️\n\n⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣀⣀⣠⣤⣤⣀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣠⣤⣶⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣤⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣴⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣀⢾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠛⢋⣭⡍⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀ ⠀⢀⣴⣶⣶⣝⢷⡝⢿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠛⠉⠀⠀⣰⣿⣿⢣⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇ ⢀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⠻⡌⠿⠋⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⢰⣿⣿⡏⣸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠻⢿⠇⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟ ⠙⢹⣿⣿⣿⠿⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠻⢿⣿⣿⡿⠟⠁ ⠀⠀⠉⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ |
| And buying oil with what? |
| Now there are two gaps on everything awesome |
| Regard |
| nothing but noise until the first week of may.\n\neither earnings/guidance are going to come in as record levels as usual (what I think will happen) and SPY will start rallying to new aths or the bers will be right for once and companies will start talking about the cost of energy / fuel affecting margins (I doubt it will happen). |
| Bears celebrate Sunday\n\nBulls celebrate Monday\n\n🔁\n\n\n |
| So the plan is now to Keep It Closed. \n\nA.ka. - The plan the whole time.\n\n\n |
| FUTES PUMPING |
| Back in the day, we’d shit on our pants if SPY were to make a 0.1% move. 🥸 |
| We haven’t seen these prices since Thursday! Sell everything! |
| Hey folks how’s it goin? |
| Green by pre market |
| At least let me pretend to have self-control. |
| All that gay blockade news and a mere -1% lmao\n\nWhere is the remaining -99%? It's in BER PORTFOLIO lmao |
| So give other countries another reason to hate us more. |
| Sure looks like it 🤣 |
| Ceasefire still on? |
| lol @ the people saying 1% isn’t bad .. futures have been open for 4 minutes |
| Bear UP woofWOOFWOOFWOOF bear sounds |
| Yes we are regarded that’s why |
| Gold down more that S&P. 😂 |
| Surprisingly useful |
| Crude oil just jumped from $95 on Friday to $105 now\n\nShould the US raise the toll on the strait to compensate? |
| I get what you are saying. I disagree with the starting of the war too.\n\nBut I really don't think Ukraine and Iran can be compared.\n\nMore importantly, we can agree about war being terrible action by the US but respectfully disagree on what happens next. Given the stupid action, I don't think letting them get nuclear weapons is correct. |
| 🥭, just want to leave the office with 4000% gain |
| 'tis but a nick |
| Watch this shit reverse to -0.30% then pump to flat in the first 5 minutes of open |
| 1% down almost like the 🌮 is priced in at this point |
| Fake internet money going cliffdiving |
| Nothing ever happens gang out here doing their best |
| I bought the dip some 4-8 weeks ago, can't remember, now $35k is the total loss, lmao. |
| Monday |
| Considering how btc dropped 4 percent and spy only 1 nota 2 comin |
| They’re not even attempting anymore to hide the fact that Trump’s entire operation is just one huge grift, collateral damage be damned. |
| I’m so baked inside a Costco and I just lost my wife\n\nfuck what is this place |
| He can tweet whatever he wants. Eventually panic outweighs whatever shit he's typed up on his phone. |
| -1.8% is crating? |
| Selling just started. GYNA and europoors gonna send this into the shadow realm tonight |
| Dip for ants |
| When your grandkid buys intel and you have to take matters into your own 💎hands |
| Pissing and shitting all over themselves I think. I am enjoying the read though. |
| Fighter of the Peace Man\n\n\nChampion of the dumb\n\n\nHe's a master of big failures and losses for everyone |
| What can he Taco on? He just announced a blockade of Iran's ports. No agreement so the war will effectively be back on. Turkey just threatened Israel with bombings if they don't stop attacking Lebanon. All hell might break loose this week. |
| We pump 3% on news of negations and fall 1% on news of negotiations failing |
| 1% is honestly not too bad |
| He did set a clear deadline of “blockade by _____ est” can’t move the goal posts if you don’t first set them. |
| Hilarious, all you bolz.\n“It’s not down this much”\n\nIf it was +1%, the amount of “BERS fucked”\n“OMG”\n\nWould be insane. |
| Trees blooming or are you talking about something else? |
| Are you guys seriously using one minute candles to think about tomorrow? |
| Maybe everyone just believes everyone else believes him |
| How are future s doing? Yo |
| What expiration? |
| Yep, made up. She said: „ ah, without my glasses I’ll be done for soon“ |
| And when unemployment goes up the contributions go down. Pretty sure like 10-15% of working age people are completely checked out of the job market, at least 25% of jobs are gig work that don’t contribute to retirement funds, and 1/3 of the population is retired boomers too. The amount of money going into 401ks and pensions has dropped significantly in the past 10 years. Just for added context |
| Insta btc short |
| Funny thing is: It could get worse before open. Markets are pricing in a morning “peace talks” TACO. |
| The only question is what time does the taco manifest. |
| Might wanna get a better broker |
| It's gonna close up within first hour of trading probably, if not by market open. |
| It’s Iranian ports blockaded. Every ship going to non Iranian ports will be allowed through the Strait |
| Try 120 months 😜 |
| I thought bears went after twinks? |
| Committed sudoku because they're buils |
| lol that’s a fat strait down line for open |
| We going down more |
| 1% down is like 675. Thats one axios article away from opening green at 681 lmao. Ber r fuk as usual |
| bears are right, the gap will get closed! \n\nnot the 660 gap, but the 680 gap |
| Maaaaan, I just wanna trade in peace |
| Guaran fucking tee. |
| Except Iran is still blockading the rest. |
| Bers just want everyone else to be as poor as they are. |
| Might finally see some circuit breakers tomorrow |
| If ships watch the ads, can they avoid the toll? |
| (IRAN)? |
| Correction, the market doesn't care |
| asia gonna send oil to 110 |
| Lord, give me the optimism of VIX futures right now. Oil is back over $100, ES\_F is down 1%, and bonds are starting to get yippy again. |
| It’s not down much at all. Market is pricing taco |
| There like 10 ships to control the traffic… also the ships have been like 1200 km away while the war was going on. If they get any closer, now that the ceasefire is over, they’re going to meet Iran’s ballistic missiles. |
| Okay realistically this is a pussy ass dump |
| 😂 |
| The announcement was 30 minutes ago. Not every trader has inside knowledge. |
| Calls on whoever builds navy ships. |
| Maga chuds downvoting everything. Get fucked taco boys |
| Green by open 🥱 |
| Lmao, absolutely no one expects orange man to commit to anything they all know its a taco. It's literally impossible for stocks to go down on sentiment or news anymore unless it's something that's already broken beyond repair |
| Oil bears maybe lol |
| That one’s made up. She just says „I‘m (almost) lost without glasses“. Kramer was added for the meme |
| Is it Monday at 730am or Tuesday at 730am that the blockade is announced over |
| Honestly, yea. |
| Holy shit it’s bad bad, said the leveraged regards on a -%1 |
| It's almost like we've seen this before |
| Gold and Silver cratering |
| Get it through your thick skulls - no one gives a fuck about iran anymore. |
| Art of the insider Deal. |
| Lol that's nothing. TACO being priced in. |
| Casino is open. Bears rejoice! |
| #Bears in shambles (what else is new) |
| That gap down should be 4x what we’re seeing. Fake af |
| 7D chess, art of the deal, DOW to 75,000 by year end. |
| Let’s be fr… All of our parents act / think like Mango |
| So when’s the rug pull? |
| BRO WAKE UPPPP |
| Which idiot waits till Sunday 6pm to sell Bitcoin? |
| This. |
| Yeah, but shortages are going to start filtering through the supply chain basically starting this week. The last of the ships that went through Hormuz when it was open are reaching their destinations. Even if the strait was fully opened tomorrow, it would be months before things are back to normal. \n\nTweets can influence speculators, but can't do a lot for actual, real-world shortages happening right now. All the futures optimism in the world won't make a refinery work without oil. |
| Dump for ants\n\n🥱 |
| Why does the market even believe mango |
| If you pay taxes you're funding terror right now. |