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| Ai might still be in play with amat and anet results and reactions by the market. But it has to hold until tomorrow. That capex drop by goog nvda meta and azmn are going to hurt them but pump everyone in the infrastructure business..\n\nEverything else is fucked. \n\nExcept for f&b, hospitality, retail, industrial..... \n\nOk let me rephrase that "everything related to 🌽 is fucked" |
| Here in Florida, people collect seashells, stick googly eyes on them and sell them to tourists.\n\nNever underestimate the market for dumbassery. |
| I can see the stock going past the breakeven point for OP to be profitable. 8% no, but he can still win this bet |
| that's how you know he single |
| https://preview.redd.it/dungyv2445jg1.jpeg?width=1536&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a6fed9a18c3c70eb3eac217eb33cf38b34477ae6 |
| The only green stocks are ones with decent FCF and barely move. Walmart having forward P/E doubling Amazon is insane. |
| They're down 9.87% over the last 6 months. They would have to almost eliminate that in a day. |
| Yeah! I can do a monthly put at 696 and not lose any profit with theta no matter how long it takes. But with a monthly call at 677 all your profit is gone after a day or two of theta. What do I look for to do 0dte? |
| Mission Impossible |
| It sucks when you forget your bank app password so you just need to go open a new account and you lose all your money |
| Why AMAT is up even after to pay $252 million over illegal exports to China? someone cares LAW? |
| Yes |
| This is just gambling addiction |
| got two words for ya: government bailouts will save the insurance companies and fuck everybody else |
| remindme! 20 hours |
| Apply for food stamps |
| Just look at any AI slop image, they have no head or fucked up hands it’s not hard to tell. The only thing AI will replace will be entertainment that doesn’t matter in the big picture. No one with half a brain would trust their life to AI like flying a plane or performing heart surgery. |
| 595 at least, maybe 590 |
| This all started when that fuckface nominated that other fuckface for Fed chair.. |
| 8:31 & 8:34 CT |
| Lmao, Twitter is not letting me search "Pedo". Elon musk won lawsuit calling someone pedo in 2019. Karma boomerang took about 7 yrs. |
| Holy shit two retards posted over 130 times today |
| Aurochs-ish |
| SPY is at all time high bro |
| Amazon releases earnings 2 and it drops another 5% |
| Spy $700 tommorow after cooling CPI..generational wealth for those who bought calls |
| Did you see the job growth? It’s primarily in healthcare. Everything else is drying up\n\nTaking care of sick old people isn’t exactly a sign for a booming economy |
| On SNDK? Yea I did, will be posting the gain porn on your loss porn by end of next week |
| that's 15 years of tax deduction! |
| A black animal lives near water |
| Has anyone tried unplugging the market and plugging it back in? 🔌 |
| The prices will move a good bit. A little up and a little down. Then at around 4pm, everything will stop. At least your ability to buy/sell will. I’m betting the house on this. |
| Puts it is! 💃💃💃🤣 |
| banbet! |
| So we’re hoping for cool CPI to better the chance of a rate cute…please please something to help reverse today |
| RemindMe! One Day |
| Here the play for tomorrow:\n\nGreen pre market\n\nPump open\n\n-2% drill til eod |
| Rivian conference call keeps crashing cuz 900k people are tuning in |
| #i caught the falling knife oh wait no I’m just bleeding |
| Nick Land wrote on this |
| Buy land and start again with 1k |
| Did you end up closing out in the 80s or still holding through the decline ? |
| CPI is Friday |
| The rest of the world was in a 15 year downturn while America ripped, wasn’t gonna stay that way forever 🤷♂️ |
| look at this MSFT chart. It’s gonna have another bounce. |
| Sorry, WSJ is owned by the Murdochs - I got my billionaire oligarchs mixed up. |
| bought calls expiring friday and had to sell em off. paper hands parson, i know. silver is fkd though. pain. |
| Dow jones below 50k again HAHAHAHAHA |
| If mango can’t get 0% interest rates it’s bearish for inflation… |
| we all know how tonight is going to play out. the B U L L S will enter chat and scream bullish market during sydney/asian session when it’s merely b just a pullback for more ass whoopin in the morning— major news again. \n\non my way to LA for the weekend straight from money i made this week. it’s free if you rly want it my boyyy 🧹 |
| I’m sorry that happened then oh well see you tomorrow! I’ve got a margin call everyday and selling for losses too |
| I'm selling tomorrow to spite you |
| You mean in 2 days retard |
| PINS almost down 50% in a 1 month AH lol |
| I hope this isn't your whole portfolio? Otherwise, gotta go.bsck to investing 101 and learn about diversification (no 2 =/= diverse) |
| I personally drive a dodge stratus and pulled in $103,500 last year. I don’t need to hear you poors complaining |
| HOOD calls was a no go. COIN puts was a no go. Wtf! This market sucks |
| High beta names been getting fucked this year lol glad I got out when I did |
| SPY pukes before 700 pretty consistently |
| The sad part about winning is he’ll just gamble it on something else until he lose it all |
| Sure bro |
| You have good chances. Price has been down for no valid reason. One small news and it will go up. Good luck |
| We all make mistakes. Put the fries in the bag man. |
| I think we should just start the market over and try again. Everyone gets their current market value back, everything resets to $0 and then people start bidding for what they want.\n\nIt's really a win-win. |
| Tariffs |
| Calls!! |
| Even then that barely matters anymore. I saw a stat that before 2022 stocks dropped 20% of the time after good earnings. Now it's 45%. It's legit a coinflip |
| Predictions for tomorrow? (Only correct ones) |
| When is your expiry? |
| Deep shit; got a substack? |
| Good job! 💃💃💃🤣 |
| Yeah higher beta stocks are being indiscriminately crushed. Earnings even worse. Market is only green if you have high FCF and don’t grow much. |
| The AmeriBulls have no money today. The AmeriBears are LOADED |
| OH FOR FFS I BOUGHT MIDDLE OF THE WEEK EXPIRATION CONTRACTS WHO MADE THESE FUCKING THINGS |
| **Ban Bet Created:** **/u/ahopye** bet **SPY** goes from **682.09** to **800.0** before **13-Feb-2026 05:26 PM EST**\n\nTheir record is 0 wins and 0 losses.\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| !banbet SPY 800 1d |
| No crying in casino |
| Lol good luck bro, 99% this ain't happening. |
| Would be great it it could rocket every few days like it used to 😢 |
| Legitimately anything else. It was so red that week… |
| Since Warsh announcement:\n\nGreen days - 3\n\nRed days - 6 |
| Can. But won’t. |
| PSA - tomorrow is Valentine’s Day. If you haven’t booked a dinner reservation yet it’s too late. Cook something nice |
| It isn’t that high now because it takes time for energy to work its way through a system. Like jumping in a lake on a warm day in March and being surprised the water is freezing. \n\nI think we’ll see major problems with insurance within 15 years |
| This is what’s known as the bargaining stage… |
| ^me a week ago 😩 |
| What happened lol |
| Why would you gamble in Vegas for shitty odds when you can play the stick market for free |
| Thanks me lord |
| Ur fucked |
| !remindme 16 hours |
| 🚊 |
| No, never gambled on options before. |
| I bought some shares at $198 |
| I hope it happens tomorrow |
| Down -0.14 is crashing. Hardly… |
| www.google.com 👈 is that way |
| That one you beat |
| Nothing better than finally solving your car troubles |
| Friday the 13th. What can go wrong? |
| Ameripoors have no money 😔 |
| This is pure "gambling" son. Don't see any "investing" here. |
| Dude...what? |
| OH FFS I BOUGHT MIDDLE OF THE WEEK CONTRACTS ON APPLE WHY IS THAT A THING |
| Of course I know this, for that regard is me. |
| Don't look up |
| Why |
| 8:30 am est |
| Look it up it's on Twitter |
| You dead ☠️ |
| By open you'll know |
| Between mobile gambling, event contracts and mango threatening Canadians et al, Vegas is gonna be long term fucked. |
| Probably |
| I can't believe Bitcoin forced itself into my life like that |
| No, try harder and put the fries in the bag |
| Please update me tomorrow. |
| geee, how broke is murica? |
| Crying |
| God speed |
| fake news |
| Thx homie 🙂 |
| Were 2% off ATH and we have a "monster crash"... wtf are you smoking? |
| Panic in the air |
| Watch Mississippi grind on Netflix it’s lit |
| Still good! \nNeither will be back in triple soon enough imo |
| SLV crashes for no reason every few days |
| All mag 7. |
| 🤫 Powell might hear you |
| Good luck w that one dude |
| RIP |
| Either you're insider trading, from the future, or full regarded. |
| SLV bros where are u at? I jumped into some calls but not seeing you all around. Make me feel better about my “investment.” |
| What time does CPI data generally get released |
| Wish I had the Dow Jones 50K excuse for how bad my plays were today |
| RemindMe! 12 hours |
| Meta still crashing ah wtf |
| Yup. It’s amazing how people are really eager to buy a stock when it’s massively overpriced but won’t touch it when it’s on sale. |
| My Magic 8 Ball says "Outlook not so good" |
| I’m pretty sure she saw you? Into gambling options or stocks before? |
| The 1 mo SPY chart crashes every time it reaches 696 + all the bad earnings recently |
| \-1300% tomorrow? |
| Or gold lmao |
| Missed the trading day today - why did VIX pump a couple of hours after open? |
| This is gambling dude. CPI data report before open tomorrow, so you chose the worst time to gamble $25,000! Do you understand how much money you can make with 25k if you study your entries and exist? This is stupid. |
| Banbet, banbet, banbet |
| We got CPI tomorrow. It's possible |
| What’s a black swan? I didn’t realize it was Friday the 13th till now |
| Melania: The docuramenary |
| Accidental N word |
| I don’t understand how they’re tanking Pins this hard. It’s not like the numbers missed so hard it deserves -60% YoY. |
| That’s the danger of cooking books - eventually people all know they’re fake and ignore them |
| This time there won't be any coming back for qqq\n\nThe most perfect way would be gap down tomorrow then close at 602...followed by another gap down Monday and sell off most of next week |
| Give it time. |
| If you would’ve bet against ANYTHING else you’d be so up😂 |
| !remindme in 24 hours |
| Am I banned ? |
| Are you feeling it now Mr Krabs? |
| Smell like ber in here |
| all last year, "AI is not taking your jobs."\n\n2026 "AI is going to wipe out all the white collar jobs."\n\nfucking morons. No one can think for themselves. of fucking course it's going to wipe out huge segments of the white collar population. Everyone still thinks of AI as a meme generator and isn't putting the puzzle pieces together. |
| Do you all think tom lee is right and we get a sell off in first half or second half? which half do you think? I have a feeling there will be more cuts than thought and we rally into end of 2026 then. sell off end of year,\n\nI think for the World Cup and 250th anniversary trumps 80th bday he wants a big boom plus he has mid terms, how will he make stocks keep up? |
| Who tf was that guy going on about CRSR earnings |
| I was supposed to be a millionaire by now! Tf! |
| OP is the tumor |
| Shares |
| But you just predicted it |
| RemindMe! 1 day |
| Alexa play Before Sunrise by Android Automatic |
| Its been bouncing between like 677 and 697 for a month or so.\n\nTomorrow probably bounces back up to 691, 692 max. |
| OPEN THE FUTES FFS |
| Thats what they want you to think |
| https://preview.redd.it/w5cgwwwq25jg1.jpeg?width=1206&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e214ebf2044c50025d9c964bacf7025f1a43b0b7\n\nIm from the future, Yes you have been cooked |
| You belong here. |
| Reading is really hard 😂 I made the bets after my fiancé left me. |
| What time did you enter this? |
| I don’t want to prepay for solar either because I’ll just move too soon. |
| Good lord, at least your taxes will be chill |
| !RemindMe 24 hours |
| Fucking SPY does a macarena every single day. |
| It can hit $205 fasure |
| Sorry mate... I need it for my wedding but I'll probably let it ride again cause I'm regarded |
| These types of crashses for no reason is when generational wealth is made |
| If it keeps these numbers ill be giddy as a school girl.. 🙏 |
| Only option gambling can make this downward slope. |
| AI wiping put everyone's job priced in? |
| Wendy’s it is |
| That’s reason why your fiancée left cause your gamble addict |
| LET"S GOOOOOO !!!!! This economy is in shambles SPX should be at least 30% down from where it it today. |
| #LMFAO @ BOLS what happened ????? 10 strikes got smoked on spy and qqq in 3 hours lmfao hahahahhahahhahahahahha |
| yes |
| Lol nope |
| I badly need a gf again |
| COIN $50 stock at best |
| Dear Zachary |
| https://preview.redd.it/kdjmavgm25jg1.jpeg?width=1096&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=abe4f5abaeb2c99647fb2fb5b8c737ab8b250e8d |
| 214 could be possible when just checking charts and considering a strong bounce of the market. Have seen more crazy things here. You have a chance |
| https://preview.redd.it/ljmmhqmm25jg1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7628aac6d4beeba83e9bd6a83f91489f033e6a64 |
| Fair. I mean, believing current numbers, as revised were so far off from original |
| No matter what happens Americans will always love their WMTs apparently |
| This is great. I love it. |
| Ballz deep in SPY 700 calls for next fridy |
| Had a bad feeling when the car company said they are getting out of the selling cars business. |
| Friday the 13th. Perfect day for black swan |
| I got solar and batteries. Electric bill is barely noticeable |
| I think so. But the shakeout might continue lol |
| There are still people who support what’s going on, and they sometimes win money. That’s the level you’re playing against. |
| So happy ameritards voted in 🥭. Prank on the entire world cooking since WW2. Well played. |
| You lost money in 2025?! Can’t wait to see 2026 results |
| Strange Wilderness |
| Downturn only in america while rest of the world keeps ripping. |
| Still hanging in there! |
| Manipulation. This is why you cant predict a recession. It will just happen out of the blue when everything is fine |
| You got this buddy |
| I lost $15k on AMZN calls a couple of years ago. Was up 30% at market open the first day but I got greedy. Godspeed, soldier. |
| It's getting fucked more I, just stay short n add on any bounce \n\nAt the depths of abyss in this btc bear it's 50$ stock |
| did it work? |
| Eek I’d cut losses on the next dead cat. She’s not coming back unless you get a surprise court ruling against prediction markets |
| What say you COIN, what SAY you!!! |
| Dude if you wanna burn 26k just Venmo it to me… tf |
| Ring of power |
| 100k Rupees |
| if you make bank i will make you some custom artwork, and you pay me something fair. we both win the type of artwork is up to you. it can be digital or hand-painted. trust me i wont cheap out on it\n\nif you shit the bed. i will make you free artwork, but it will make fun of you. do you accept these conditions?\n\ni dont post my art on here but im pretty good. i rarely sell it becasue its a hobby. i mostly make it for fun i can make anything from traditional animal watercolour artwork to custom Pokémon cards and meme slop artwork. i get my dick wet in anything that shines.\n\n \nim bored and want to gamble. lets go\n\n \nif i dont mods can nuke my account |
| Big if true |
| Thank you! |
| No chance my dude. I was an engineer for Rivian and Tesla |
| Yet TSLA moons |
| fair, but the point is the market is up a lot more often than it's down. being a bear is a losing game |
| hood is down like 65 percent , palantir like 40 percent.... software stocks all over 50 percent, etc etc. amazon down like 30 percent, meta down like 25 percent, amd down like 30 |
| !remindme 1day |
| Im sure it would. But wrong kinda tarded. \n\nLike picking upper range, not pondering "why isn't it 82ft now then?" Cough cough multivariate. \n\nAnyway, whats the horizon you looking at for the industey collapse and intended play? |
| Keep us posted! |
| Electric Bill is too damn high! |
| May as well. |
| I just found out CVS is not in network for my health insurance so I just signed up for Amazon pharmacy so you’re golden |
| Same... Thought RDDT found support at $140, silly me |
| Calls… for tomorrow at least |
| TLDR" \nThey probably started counting tax credits on their balance sheet, so they had a one time income of 1.7B that has nothing to do with future earnings.\n\n \n\n\nSo I'll solve the mystery for everyone. Their EBITDA is 305M while their Net income was 1.99B. How the fuck is their EBITDA LESS than their net income, you might ask yourself if you didn't eat so many paint chips as a child.\n\nEbitda ignores non-operating income, so things like selling a business unit, or tax credits. I couldn't find the specific reason, but a likely scenario is they showed that they could make profit and auditors allowed them to move 1.7B of past tax credits onto their balance sheet.\n\nIf you ignore this one time income then their P/E ratio is closer to 40. I have 0 skin in the game and had to google a bunch of words and stuff bc I'm regarded so I could be wrong |
| It doesn’t matter if Amazon goes up tomorrow or not, you’re a retard gambler with no discipline and so you will lose all your money eventually anyway. It’s not going up randomly 8% tomorrow and you’re going to lose everything and so you need to come to terms with that |
| Decay also. |
| Looking for a good documentary rec. I’ve already seen Idiocracy. |
| He thinks the catalyst are his calls. |
| Buying the corn dip is the easiest money you will ever make |
| Every single day we just get a -5-10% crash in most stocks LOL. wild |
| That trend line tho |
| Holding RIVN until that R2 takes over the Model Y throne. |
| imagine trusting government inflation numbers instead of literally watching things you buy go up in cost lol |
| Um…wait, what? |
| OK BUT, EPSTEIN FILES! |
| RIVN RIVN RIVN |
| The still misbehave though |
| pics or it didn't happen |
| Nice call, I think PayPal is entering value terrority from a technical point of view. The company however has not reach peak pessimism. Also change of leadership and no clue what management next plans are. The business itself is stagnating, with Visa/ Mastercard eating them out. Also look at Revoult and the way they rode the Crypto/ Retail trade wave. (When a market leader miss out on a trend, usually its a symptoms of chronic corporate sickness, and dying culture). |
| Lemme get a $5 biggie bag with a Coke Zero |
| PUTS tomorrow.. fml |
| Might find a nice place to go lay down in the middle of the interstate |
| FR, this is NOT an investment market |
| I think the problem is that everyone is holding their stocks. If everyone sells and the hedge funds can buy it up, then we’ll pump |
| Is that not why we are all here? |
| He got his facts from truth social |
| HIMS 1 year chart is ATROCIOUS |
| he has to out guess all the option traders that predicts the same stuff for living |
| Sell us options and packages |
| Dude 300k is 300k. Unless is some bullshit canada money or something |
| I’m here for it and cheering you on OP |
| So, I'm moving into a new apartment on Saturday, and they don't accept stocks as a form of payment 😔\n\nLooks like I'm going to have to put in extra time behind the Wendy's dumpster, as my funds in Robinhood haven't settled yet 💀 |
| I mean nvda popped 7% on a random day last week. Volatility has been crazy high plus a 20 vix he might not even need 8% |
| !cancel bet |
| Bro, you coulda given me $2k and I’ll make you laugh |
| what do y'all think Robinhood , and amazon do tomorrow? |
| We have been in an on and off rolling recession since...2022.\n\nNumber fuckery says gdp is positive, but if you know how they're playing with the numbers, it becomes very clear |
| NABAF? Not as bad as feared? But it’ll likely sell off tomorrow |
| Don’t think the number matters at all, could be negative and the market will sell off like the world is ending. |
| but it's also not 40,000 duh !!! (she responds) |
| Why you think that |
| That’s what his wiener looks like I bet |
| !remind me 1 day |
| Yes |
| Thank you so much for the explanation!\nDoes the Market Maker take the risk if it buys it midday? |
| I really think this is going to be the best and smart bet for sure ! This gonna print so hard tomorrow! GGs mate in advance 🚀🚀 |
| RemindMe! -1 Day |
| Cpi might break above it, just in time for Iran war. |
| lol |
| should have played roulette way better chance to make some money than this but i wish you luck! |
| yes |
| If my balls were the size of the moon, you'd all be paying me lot fees. |
| Did you just say Pinterest is undervalued?\n\nSure the P/E is very low, but it's Pinterest, my man.\n\nPinterest.\n\nDid you think it was going to become the next big thing in social media? Because I honestly didn't even realize Pinterest still existed until this post just popped up in my feed. I kind of assumed they went away like MySpace or something years ago. |
| Wtf happened to the rivn earnings call 😭 |
| You already have a bet going - MSFT to 440.0 before 15-Feb-2026 11:47 AM -05 |
| !banbet SPY 650 1d |
| Down 32k already |
| Underground parking garage at my office is a god damn horror movie waiting to happen |
| We have a monster Stock crash on our hands |
| Definitely gonna make someone rich. |
| true |
| Clearing the poop chute to work a second job or too retarded to call in sick without being sick? |
| Nana's orphan? Is that you? |
| Should have sold them bags today. You’re theta fucked at open. Worthless GG’s |
| I usually try to wait 10-15 minutes after open |
| How nice of IREN to tank for NBIS after their shitty ahh ER |
| Market believed jobs numbers. We only added 15k jobs per month in 2025. That was the issue |
| Anyone else want to WSB, but not time it? MSFL, MSF3, and MSFU ! Balmer had a flat decade. |
| shit I have SPY calls for tomorrow probably fucked |
| You put your money into a site where women create dream boards online? |
| Jerome “I am the Law” Powell: “Jerb data is fake”\n\nAlso Jerome Powell: “Jerb data points to economy good” |
| They won’t run back the same playbook twice. Flat or big downies. |
| Was about to go back to VOO and chill since I lost 50k in a week, but now AMAT is printing AH. Thank God I don't have to go back to that life for a bit longer |
| I guess that’s a metric |
| Fun fact: Paypal is a whole $1 🔼 since went to public |
| Quick shake out before SPY 750. LFG! |
| I see coin is following the same scam playbook as mstr |
| We are in a bear market. There is no catalyst for growth or optimism. Good news gets shrugged off. The rest of the world is selling American stocks and bonds. Data is clearly and obviously fraudulent. Leadership is inept. 2022-23 style market downturn has begun. |
| I watch it literally all day. I take profits based on vibes lol |
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| I'm not leaving, I'm not fucking leaving!! |
| He might be working at wendys pretty soon, real note i hope OP hits |
| How the fuck is COIN not down like 70% with those earnings |
| RDDT becoming my trade of the year. Relly thinking about putting all my funds into it [I already have 100 shares] |
| I find the market being closed on presidents day totally unpatriotic AF |
| Lol. Lmao |
| the better q is why do we keep swinging back up lol |
| How do the news people even know what investors were worried about today? Do they just make shit up? |
| ASAN was over $141! Now it is $7.53!\n\nHOOD was over $150! Now it is $71.12\n\nCOIN was over $444! Now it is $141.09!\n\nOh my... |
| If you’re not buying uhn you don’t like money |
| I too have quite a bit of cash riding on Amazon calls (down about 6k at the moment). However, my calls expire July 2027... NGL I'd be pretty worried in your shoes. Godspeed and best of luck |
| Yeah im thinking to short a few thousand shares rn because I think you're exactly right... |
| this will print |
| Everyone here clowning OP so it’ll definitely pop 10%. I’m in with OP |
| They are one of the fastest growing companies in the World. They’ve beat both top and bottom line something like 13 or 14 consecutive quarters in a row. Just look at their report this quarter. They absolutely hit it out of the park once again |
| https://preview.redd.it/tchya0rh15jg1.png?width=1876&format=png&auto=webp&s=b380a326db45afd40bff829598ae441bd58b5497\n\nI'm seeing a range-bound pattern here, am I not? If CPI looks not terrible, are we scalping with calls or what? Seems like the right balance of obvious, regarded, and desperate? |
 Michael Batnick (@michaelbatnick) on X Wild market. We haven't seen anything like this since the dotcom bubble burst.
Over the last 8 sessions, 115 stocks in the S&P 500 have decline 7% or more... x.com |
| Hope so. Weird to see pump AH. |
| Vlad selling booty shorts was the final nail in the coffin |
| !Remindme 1day |
| Daves hot and juicy |
| most of you will be too pussy to buy the dip tomorrow and make so much fucking money\n\nor you're already out of money to buy the dip\n\nsad! |
| My dumb thesis: \nMarket won't believe CPI, just like didn't jobs numbers, and offload anyways into the weekend |
| https://preview.redd.it/svbj2i7u15jg1.jpeg?width=415&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dabc906016f92020c7f306d882228080de975da8 |
| i wonder if anyone told her yet the dow is no longer 50,000 |
| If the pound is on your side, pound the cake. |
| You’ll bet a 1.2% pop for 2.3 seconds before you even click on your options before it levels out at -0.35% for the day, and you’ll take it |
| Bezos owns washpost, bud. It's also a dirty rag. |
| I feel better about myself. That being said: I hope you get lucky and this pops off 10% tomorrow morning!!! |
| Only the good die young 🙁 |
| SPY barely down and over 100 stocks within it have had a 7% or more single day loss during this. Insane. Shit is getting pummeled while … Walmart goes straight up. |
| Someone buy the other side of this contract lol |
| I'm going to be praying for you 😂 good luck man 🤞 |
| prob not |
| Realistically this is the most likely outcome |
| Half this sub today. Myself included |
| Send me some for my house lol |
| How did you make this gif video? Would like to recreate similar |
| Remindme! 16 hours |
| RemindMe! 1 day |
| Once we have elections orange can’t put in any more cronies for zero interest rates, market gonna tank as people realize inflation ain’t going anywhere |
| How about SPY 645P 12/15/28? |
| Headed to $100 ish |
| Reminds me of the time she squeezed my balls so hard like they were made of adamantium. |
| Nice they have stake in rivian and it went up after earnings today hope that plus Anthropic round makes this go up. Good luck |
| Last Thursday at close there was no regard screaming that we pump on Friday . We were saved because everyone capitulated. Don’t be cocky and hope those greedy Wall Street fuckers start to buy tomorrow. |
| Even PLTR investors know the multiple is insane, so no one to blame if it tumbles. |
| |
| zjz has a yuge 🍆 ... |
| If there a catalyst, it wouldn’t be $26 per contract |
| SPY 700 calls |
| https://i.imgur.com/qmu2yY6.png |
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| Tomorrow amazon will announce they have invented a car that runs on farts |
| Why does BTC puke on crypto stonk earnings? \n\nI’ll tell you why. Mee maw and gramps don’t trade crypto. Maybe there’s a different way to squeeze their retirement account. Thank about it |
| HOOD calls gonna make me rich |
| 0 chance RIVN holds those gains in this dead market |
| What about the meat? |
| I’m 70K deep in AMD 1/21/28 $300 calls, about 20K deep in 1/15/27 IGV $100 calls |
| It’s manipulation right now … it will drop more substantially in the very near future! |
| Presidents day weekend. They’re going to pump this so fucking hard tomorrow 2% imo |
| Why do we keep swinging back down like this god DAMN IT!!!! |
| Friday 13th, CPI, opex ... I'm a little stitous |
| Using funny lines, I like the level it's at now for a rebound. But I feel like the tech selloff is just starting. You're probably fucked. |
| Galloway also told people to sell the mag 7 to protest ice |
| You know what? I wish you luck! I really hope you will hit that $1mln tomorrow. |
| Fair enough. |
| Oh I thought that hit already |
| I love you AMAT |
| IWM baby🚀🚀🚀🤑🤑🤑🤑 |
| https://wendys-careers.com/ |
| Best to start pre-lubing now. \n\nYou know what they say, the dildo of consequences rarely arrives lubed... |
| That's the silver lining to capital losses, you can recover that money years later and it will seem tax free as you've already paid taxes |
| ...looks at NFLX chart |
| I have 65 shares at $428, I’m an idiot |
| Just a fuckin kid |
| already starting to regret the calls i bought eod. CPI looking scary |
| Where are all the lonely single women I keep hearing about |
| It had a good run 🥲 |
| Didn't they revise down the entirety of 2025 number by over 800k? When it was just barely over a million in the first reporting? So all of 2025 had as much job growth as Janurary of 2026? \n\n\nDoes anyone believe this shit anymore, it was always a bit of fuzzy math, but this is straight out of 1984.\n\n\nI guess they just need the headline to run for a week on fox news and on talk radio that's all they care about - revised numbers come later anyway, so just lie today. |
| !remindme 1 day |
| First the market takes your money. Then your pp shrivels. Then you die. |
| Yeah the collapse of the insurance industry not gonna impact markets at all |
| So true |
| None of this matters because fake and ghey CPI will come out tomorrow saying inflation is 1.0% |
| You already have a bet going - LMT to 645.0 before 13-Feb-2026 10:52 PM -05 |
| !banbet QQQ 585 1D |
| Worst part of calling out sick is when you need to eat old food out of the trash to make yourself sick |
| 2028. |
| Scene 2- flashback to scrolling WSB |
| So why don't you call the break even number for your investment? |
| Can we have Biden's market back please |
| First the market takes your money. Then your pp shrivels. Then you die. |
| Staying out again, this market is currently a casino. |
| QQQ looks like 4 months sideways range is breaking down\n\nwe're beyond fucked |
| At this point, all tickers are trash. Just 0DTE SPY and get it over with, either retirement or Wendy’s |
| Hit the 1 week 1 month 3 month ytd 1 year clown |
| I should've put my savings into an index ETF as soon as I was born... |
| Ai replacing Karens? 👏👏👏 |
| Dude put this into the new ai video tool and share it back here double dare you |
| Oh lord that’s a huge number |
| The current thesis is basically that AI will fail but Ford will pick up the slack by releasing a new transit |
| if the pound is on your side, pound the pound |
| #HOOD GANG Still here and not in fear |
| My anus hurts |
| Wrong kinda tarded for here bud |
| NVDA p/e now approaching value territory |
| hmm, not sure about that one and I'm a dem |
| Damn bro, this made me feel better about my $4k loss this week. |
| 5/29/2027 maybe |
| buy calls on indexes using futures options BEFORE open. |
| we will remember, we won't forget |
| What job ? |
| Quit buying regard stonks |
| With 13 million subscribers to WSB (Wendy's Skip Bin), If each of us regards buys 100 shares of Amazon we will make OP a non-regard. |
| Yeah! This is what WSB is about. I think you have a decent chance. I have some gamble calls in AMZN too but nothing like this.\n\nGood luck you crazy degenerate. |
| Sure you did buddy. |
| Dont worry, Bezos will announce tomorrow that Blue Origin is merging with Amazon, and it'll go up 20%! Congrats, mfkr! |
| Me sometime last year lmao. I’m just here for the memes |
| probably because it's already down 13% this week and 40% ytd |
| Retard🫠 |
| If the law is on your side, pound the law.\n\nIf the truth is on your side, pound the truth.\n\nIf neither is on your side, pound the table. |
| Reading this makes me feel a lot better about my lost lol. Thank you. |
| Don’t worry though, last time CO2 ppm was this high- sea levels were up to 82ft higher. Shits gonna be fine. We aren’t gonna suffer systemic civilization degradation due to climate collapse |
| stan ROCKET PUNCH |
| James Van Der Beek |
| LEAPS |
| SPY 715P 05/29 \nAm I cooked? |
| Bondi's dumbass "look at the stock market" comment has inspired a significant amount of people to sell, as their contributions seem to be seen by this admin as tacit approval of this insanity. Way to go you fucking imbecile |
| Lmao she was so young and full of life |
| Everybody sweating and it wasnt even that crazy of a drop |
| AI is replacing basic white women. RIP PINS |
| If there was a known catalyst the theta would be so high he'd never have these |
| Nah, it's better. He did some truly regarded shit with options. I'm using shares, way better. It basically translates the ROI curve from a linear function to an exponential function. If MSFT drills you get absolutely rekt, but if (WHEN\*) it goes up, you get insane returns. \n\nEst ROI is \~300-500% if we hit 500 by EOY. |
| Probably as good as me going 30% port into LYFT |
| What’s your sense of what COIN does next? |
| TSA body cavity search… |
| Wall Street Bets - the porn parody.\n\nScene 1 -- behind the local Wendy's |
| If my grandmother had wheels she would be a bicycle. |
| Coin loss almost 700m and is a 38b market cap and barely moved |
| You know whats scary... imagine in the near future robo taxis being used for renditions or if hacked, kidnappings. First trillionaire confirmed |
| Closed 2 6970p for $500 instead of 23k.. whoops |
| Burry single handed destroyed PLTR 🤣 |
| Because I’m not scheduled to work there tomorrow. I got you OP |
| Roulette is a close second |
| I hope that chicken filet is in there |
| I'm so sorry man |
| Wen green? |
| comes in 0.1 under expected like "usual" |
| Read better |
| Holding NVDA is such a bitch |
| Remindme! 24 hours |
| 666 tom would be eye opening for bols |
| It was real Xanax dude this is not something I’m inexperienced with\n\nEdit: also who the fuck calls bars “X”? X is ecstasy. |
| nflx, hood trading at lovely levels |
| Welcome to the team gang. We are definitely smarter than wallstreet |
| Good thing they're ruling they're illegal then |
| Is this the same operation from the ironman guy meme |
| no one here is investing for the long term, we are all degenerate gamblers looking to become rich over-night |
| PINS and RDDT get no Wallstreet love. Fundamentals don’t matter only hype like dogshit ASTS and RKLB. |
| Imagine feeling the presence of a woman who is not your mom or auntie |
| Technicals look strong!\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/lbd0dgpq05jg1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f0637989909a0556208eb6f6f58874ffce8329e0 |
| RemindMe! 1 day |
| RIVN mooning🍑😮💨😮💨😮💨 |
| then you should stop searching for stocks down 35-40% i hope this helps |
| !remindme 1 day |
| Rip coin option holders |
| I used to think shopping at Walmart was for poors. Might apply for a job soon 😒 |
| West side when we ride, come equipped with game |
| Bruh |
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| stop searching gay stuff /s |
| checking in to a triage unit? |
| Costco will use AI to bring down the cost of a hotdog and coke to 1.00. Cost stock to the 🌙. PE of 200. |
| We all waiting for CPI Donold waiting for CP |
| Full port or No port |
| >> “doesn’t have to do much”\n\nlol…\n\nA stock with an ADR of 3.5% in a downtrend after it gapped down on bad earnings…you literally need a miracle. |
| Lolol |
| Priced in |
| lets revolt |
| This is literally all I see people saying..🚩\n\nRed until Friday |
| Delete my photo immediately! |
| Thank you chatbot. Don't kill me when you take over plz |
| What would make a regard do this ? |
| see you next week |
| Did we forget to care about cpi? This was a huge read last year at .5, so a nice big ZERO is going to change the feds narrative why do you think rates dropped so much today hmm? |
| shorting btc in anticipation of bad CPI |
| Yes but we're not looking at the same portfolio |
| You still sucking up to lummis and co? 🤣🤣 |
| toss in a zombie outbreak and lets get this apocalypse rolling |
| Same think we are boned my friend; let’s ride |
| https://preview.redd.it/etdhptrk05jg1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=f43e3c566c6b48d596319388a91c95a44ee397e5\n\nBazzinga! |
| 🫡🫡🫡 |
| #SKULLFUCKED |
| Literally every stock I search is down 35-40% this year.\n\nwtf is going on? |
| #GAPED |
| short btc to be safe |
| THE SELLING IS OVER FULL PORT CALLS AT OPEN!!! |
| All emotions went into this trade |
| El Manuel |
| Gonna take a ton of laxatives so I can call in sick tomorrow |
| What do you mean by this? |
| Tesla, Inc. Common Stock -> `417.42` (-10.8 / -2.52%) |
| Following |
| You think ? |
| !p TSLA |
| Yeah if they dont sell enough? |
| #titty fuck |
| RemindMe! "AMZN guy" 1d |
| Good ol fashioned shake out. I think we have one more scare coming tomorrow |
| It was 694 at open he bought 693 put at open |
| Sorry |
| Here to see what happens |
| bitcoin. fuck this rest of everything rigged. |
| Are you tired of winning yet🥲 |
| Lookes like is funneling to a tunnel of doom/ alternate universe. |
| Tomorrow is CPI. No one knows where we go from here. |
| It's back tomorrow after CPI, as always. |
| For sure |
| Roulette and slots exist |
| Will pray for you I hope you get it |
| Not enough money lost for it to be a classic |
| Script for tomorrow leaked: Drop from today bought back up to 692 on very low volume after very fake CPI numbers. Then big sell on Tuesday |
| Looks like a tough crowd, boss |
| I've taken X for 30 years and I'm telling you it wasn't real xanex then. I could pop 10 mg and not rage |
| New to the game but why BROS calls was easy money? I have noticed BROS always pumped during earnings except the last one, been following this company for a while and maybe I can learn something for next earnings. Thank you |
| the dead cat has bounced |
| How’s it looking? Coin is up 1.5% rn |
| Paper trading screenshot maybe? Just someone looking for attention? |
| But they look so warm and fresh |
| Are we looking at the same market? |
| No stop losses. It’s all manual. |
| Left like 10k on the table from one contract cause I was thought surely not… even when I’m right I’m wrong! Profit is profit see you tomorrow |
| They are gonna cook CPI numbers tomorrow and pump SPY to 690 |
| Speedrunning how to lose money. Basically making my own triple leveraged strategy. It's the same way that TQQQ works - but I isolated it to a single stock (MSFT) and added in CC's cause why the fuck not.\n\nA bounce back to \~500 by EOY would net me \~300-500% gains with the strategy. I looked at the triple leveraged funds w/ daily resets, they'd be up \~300%. This mimicks it - and I added in OTM CC's for an extra few percent. |
| i thought i sold everything USA, but lol nope apparently. \n\nFuck this Stonks shitz. \n\nI go back to Toxic Bitcoin Maximalism. |
| Schwab!!!!\n\nCarl tried to warn ya. |
| they just became prudent long term investors |
| Maybe people were right, it is being pumped by russian bots |
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| Why people do this shit? Why not extend it more, give yourself more time. Either you are a retard or a gambling addict. Either way you are screwed |
| I did that today lol no regrets |
| I guess its better than |
| Good luck 🫡 |
| You is |
| There is only one king of the bear market \n\nTold u right at mstr earnings to flip long and when exactly to short \n\nhttps://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/s/MmCvv8R15p |
| Praying for you bruh...\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nJk...im an atheist |
| Amit in a wig? |
| I dunno but I bought calls at close so 🤷 |
| Life dealt you Queen of spades and a 3 of diamonds and you doubled down. 👑 |
| Tomorrow is a flat or slighty down day with a dump at close. Bol has tight butthole over the long weekend. We hit Iran. This sub gets super berish. Bers start celebrating early. Tuesday we pump. Bers extinct. |
| Blackjack is the shittiest game in any casino. |
| Rivian!!!!! |
| Fintech bagholders i mean value investors unite ✊🏾✊🏾 |
| HOOD isn't going to stop dropping until Cathie stops buying. \n\nI don't make the rules 🤷♂️ |
| Ok |
| Still time |
| Genius move |
| something something pikachu face |
| Well im.hard as rock |
| Exactly. That's why it makes perfect sense that it's drilled every single day since their record breaking earnings. Makes totallllll sense. |
| >you can exchange money for goods and services\n\nwoohoo! |
| Yeah |
| Honestly just delete the app |
| 🫲priced👁️🫦👁️……in🫱 |
| He's got less than 24hrs for everyone to see this, buy in & pump this price 3%+ for him to breakeven. |
| Dip keeps dipping WHOAAAA! Ouch |
| you gotta work it like an OF model. Constantly post things everywhere as if you're an Amazon employee to make people think there's an announcement tomorrow |
| I'm calling in sick to work tomorrow. I am sick. Of work. |
| Books (CPI) are being cooked. We blast tomorrow |
| I can’t see any stock surviving this bloodbath\n\nThe real price of everything is nothing. We might limit down to 0 |
| Dropped to 100 premarket after earnings, then just had a casual +27% day. |
| Not compared to lotos when VIX at 12. |
| world famous scammer actually scammed. who culd have thought |
| DONT listen to these people KEEP GOING it’s just money! |
| Nobody |
| retards be like LOOK WE'RE DOWN 2% when we're up like 100000% over the last 100 years |
| OP is going to sell like 700 on tomorrow’s morning pop and then keep to rest to 0 giving him a good gain and a nice thrill, good job |
| Same. And down a fuck ton |
| Fuck man. I have Debit Spreads on ANET. Capped Wins suck ass |
| Scammers getting scammed. The way of the scam jungle. |
| at this point... my portfolio mostly looks fine until the americans join in on the market. then everything goes down |
| What’s a put? \nHalf the sub asks |
| Screw self driving cars. I want Optimus to carry me around piggy back |
| can’t decide whether to full port puts at open tomorrow or just take the day off |
| Establish dominance: shit on your managers managers manager’s desk |
| Uncle Marge is in people’s home getting his vig |
| Honestly I wouldn’t yolo it but it’s so volatile that you could probably place a 1-3dte call or put and if you’re watching it enough and pick the right strike you could be in the money |
| Can i please cancel my banbet that SLV will go to 100. I sold already 😭😭 |
| I'm so sorry man |
| https://preview.redd.it/k91ze4d205jg1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=87cd6a1c6195314273f244eb234ae327a826e359 |
| wtf did i just read |
| Crime! |
| Goodluck OP. I hope you make 2 million. |
| All option trading is 90% based on luck anyways. |
| https://preview.redd.it/trqv4nc105jg1.jpeg?width=678&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8019c85830673d1984c15c59bbc2408dd0f6267a |
| It’ll come in handy as fire tinder during the winter months |
| Lady Boys gonna Hawk Tuah |
| TIL Pinterest has a stock |
| Tariffs being legal would not help us.\n\n“Read better” indeed. Lol!! |
| People are SO bearish on it as of late I feel that it's almost that time |
| Solaris aftermarket? |
| It's not run-of-the-mill human adenochrome you uncultured poor. He's aiming [much higher](https://i.redd.it/tel19p0r21551.jpg) than you could imagine. |
| Retards gona be like “LOOK FUTURES UP .005%” after selling off 2% every day for the next month |
| We are the same you and I lmao never have good luck on vest dates |
| Next you’re gonna tell me Uranus is in retrograde\n\nlol |
| It's almost like it was always a scam |
| Personal use or the stock |
| The institutions are removing liquidity to play CPI. |
| Aged steak to the point of going bad is the very best |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/OddTiger8877 made a bet that MSTR would go to 150.0 within **4 days** when it was 135.165 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 0 wins and 1 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| I re-entered puts at the top, i'm up, by next week you'll be crying like the rddt kid who swore its a good investment |
| You don't like blondes? C'mon, bruh, Tara Reid, Heather Locklear, Tea Leoni, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Alicia Silverstone... |
| Finally. Someone with an actual fucking plan. |
| HODL the line |
| https://preview.redd.it/a2iam8zvz4jg1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4409b039fb285dde9291ebf02636bb8579050877 |
| when u wanna buy the dip but u dont have any pp left to give |
| Cathie? |
| #NVDA GANG Members checking in |
| Who forgot the CPI report tomorrow? |
| Of course there's a chance. Even a good one. 50/50, it happens or it doesn't. There's even a 100% for it to have happened if it does happen. |
| Thats literally 1984 |
| I got calls for tomorrow. |
| lol trump left crypto donors out to dry. zero help from him after taking their money lol |
| Indeed. I think if BTC goes below 50k, panic will start. Otherwise, it will take longer (maybe 2-4 years) until it collapses. |
| So what should I be buying? |
| amazon AWS went down on Monday. |
| Bad bot |
| He can exercise for a profit if it's above $205 by EOD tomorrow. So - no - he doesn't need a buyer. Most people decide to sell their contracts before expiration (whether that be 15 minutes before expiry, a few hours, a few days, etc).\n\nIf AMZN hits $205 by midday tomorrow OP is likely up \~300% and can offload them for a healthy profit to a MM. If he doesn't - he can assume all the risk (and reward) himself and keep holding till EOD.\n\nHis profit (if he holds) is 1c for every 1c above $205 it is EOD tomorrow. If it closes at $206 - he will get $1 \* 100 \* 1000 contracts = 100k. He spent 58c on each contract, so a profit of $42k.\n\nIf AMZN closes are $207 tomorrow, they'd be worth $2 \* 100 \* 1000 contracts = 200k. So a profit of $142k.\n\netc. Anything sub $205 and the contracts are worth zero, so he loses 100% |
| No catalyst? They(Ring) are being *blasted* on the freaking local news. The backlash from the Super Bowl is all anyone seems to be talking about lately. \n\nSo yeah, bro is in a great spot for the stock to drop! Keep it up! Good regard! *pats helmet* |
| The reason is that a lot of regards bought puts. |
| If the mood strikes. Love me some blackjack |
| I’m scratching my head too. Maybe because they didn’t miss by as much as people feared? |
| That was Hunter ya idiot |
| XLP and XLRE have been headed up |
| Already priced in.\n\nGotta bet the other way. SC names trump King of Tariffs. |
| Is she me? |
| Might just put my head in my woodstove |
| This guy fucks his own butt. |
| Rip |
| Don’t look now, but your autism is showing |
| I go back to being a toxic bitcoin maximalist. Fuck Stonks. |
| Jobs report told us what we already know. Healthcare is the only sector adding jobs. Every other sector is seeing decline. \n\nAgreed on unemployment numbers. Hopefully an easing of monetary policy will change things but I’m not holding my breath |
| Going to be tough to get PLTR below 125-130 without a black swan. At some point buyers will see the software dip as a no brainer. |
| As if you do |
| I live in OK and it’s still big business for the tribes but I do not understand the allure at all. \n\nThe occasional outing to the horse races is fun but I don’t wanna sit in a smoky casino where someone shit their pants sitting at a slot machine because they just knew it was about to hit. |
| Not if you want a tan like 🥭 |
| Shes a 10 but she full ported hood at 105 |
| Time to delete robinhood and forget it ever existed lol |
| rofl ppl really thought COIN would pump. |
| NBIS closing green is wild |
| My wife wont agree with me getting one. |
| Can't believe we didn't hit SPY $700 going into Valentine's weekend. Guess I'm buying rope instead of chocolates. Might need to get two to surprise my wife's bf when he finds out I took the loan out under his name. |
| Better start ordering from Prime |
| I’m gonna need some of that 🌽 legislation bullshit to drop real soon now |
| just need a 50% green day on RDDT for my 200c expiring tomorrow is that so much to ask lord?? |
| Tomorrow:\n\nCPI figures released. Books cooked to perfection, like a Michelin star meal. Inflation is at minus 10%. It's obviously not but who gives a shit, it's minus 10%. Pump. \n\nSupreme court says tariffs are illegal. \n\nJPOW announces a package of measures he calls "the turbo printer" - negative interest rates and $1tn of QE (dumped directly into SPY - "bonds are ghey").\n\nSPY bypasses 700, gaps up straight to 800\n\nBers fukt |
| Bears want to finally make money to buy curling shoes. |
| All the stock i usually buy crash, but i didn't buy this one \n\n \nSo its no my fault |
| I feel it. |
| Tiffani Amber Thiessen |
| This isn’t a correction until rklb is at 38. |
| Wouldn’t have it any other way |
| I wonder if the SpaceX IPO is priced in for GOOG\n\n |
| 😂 😂 |
| If Elon is so smart why’s he act like that |
| Unless you are an experienced day trader, nimble and willing to play short wait till the SPY stays above 700 for a few days to buy. |
| ur rich bro, quit your job |
| Pro tip: Post your utterly retarded predictions to wallstreetbets for visibility and hope some other suckers join in to drive the price up. |
| Go baby go! |
| I think I should buy OXY. |
| 500% gains on puts yesterday. 800% today. You feeling the pattern?? |
| Coinbase misses on EPS, revenue, then posts shitty guidance saying Q1 will be worse than Q4\n\n\n*up 4% after hours for some fuckin reason* |
| Correction capitulation. Hope you were buying |
| COIN dumping again. their business died in only 4 months . |
| Geh, geh'er, geh'est. 🤌🏼 |
| Idk, it has something to do with a lunar eclipse tho |
| The Chinese will happily buy as much as they can at these prices. |
| Bullish |
| "Right after this last 7.5K bet" |
| When was the last time Amazon went up 8%? |
| brother planet labs is down like 25 percent in a month |
| I wonder why |
| I’m really failing to see how COIN is up after that quarter. Just because it was already low? Revenue down, operating expenses up… |
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| My dear RIVN stonks having a nice time |
| All risk on tech will |
| !remindme 1 day |
| Old people and Asians |
| Sooooo you’re cooked then eh? |
| Remind Me 18 hours |
| Crypto will start its ascent to all time highs now. Planning to get more MSTR and COIN longs tomorrow if they don't gap it up before open tomorrow. |
| 1929 was a fantastic year |
| Dutch bros before hoes |
| Especially pn coin |
| Kinda mixed bag, bro.\n\n**Job stuff**: Legit concern. Microsoft's AI chief literally said most white-collar jobs could go in 12-18 months, and Anthropic's CEO (Claude) warned about half of white-collar work getting automated. MIT researchers put it at ~12% workforce displacement. King stuff like coding, consulting, legal writing is getting hit first. Construction? Nah, you're probably safe for now. \n\n**Portfolio stuff**: Real risk, not doomer fiction. The S&P 500 has become stupidly dependent on AI stocks (Mag 7 carrying everything). Analysts are actively warning about an AI bubble—95% of companies are seeing zero return on their massive AI investments despite pouring in $30-40 billion. If that bubble pops, portfolios get wrecked. Standard bubble dynamics.\n\n**Psychosis stuff**: Actually documented now. Common Sense Media (Nov 2025) found major chatbots are "fundamentally unsafe" for teen mental health. Doctors are literally identifying "AI psychosis"—new onset delusional states triggered by chatbot interactions. APA put out official health advisories on it.\n\n**The "shitty videos"**: Hey, that part's subjective but fair 😂\n\n**The last point**: That's just standard internet hyperbole/brainrot.\n\nVerdict: Not doomerism, not utopia—just messy tech transition with real winners and losers. Stay diversified and maybe check on your zoomer relatives' chatbot usage. 💪\n\n---\n\n*^(This comment was generated by moonshotai/kimi-k2.5)* |
| and a sizable early investment in SpaceX |
| Straight to my fucking WALLET!!!! WOOOOO!!! 🤑 |
| Theta Sir… |
| Let’s say they better find Granny soon and claim total credit. |
| Emmanuelle Chriqui is undefeated |
| Give it time. Pins should turn around. \n\nMaybe cathy wood will buy more tomorrow! |
| Bet the house and get it all back now |
| Well done. You are cooked to the well done level. |
| Watch GLD SLV moon tomorrow like clockwork |
| Because people have calls that are getting utterly demolished. If you see stocks down 30%, figure people are losing 75% on their calls. That's brutal |
| Sell the pre-rumor, buy back the rumor, and resell the news |
| No bro they were actively on Xanax that they took mere hours earlier. \n\nThere was a *really* bad benzo problem in my high school back in 2010-2011\n\nThis also wasn’t one occasion or one person. I probably saw this half a dozen times if not more. We called them Bartards. |
| If Elon is so smart why’s he look like that |
| Rent-a-bitch |
| What if 1,000 of us maniacs all started shit posting tik toks and insta reels about how we all know for a fact Bezos is getting ready to merge with the Ellison conglomerate monday morning and theres gonna be a stock split. Is that market manipulation or freedom of meme? |
| It’s up .08 after hours. If it continues at this pace for the next 23 hours your a millionaire |
| I’m sorry to hear that:/ |
| Someone explain why EVERYTHING is down |
| such a useless indicator lol |
| …but they got CAPEX and are issuing 100 year bonds. |
| Just got home thinking my put was guaranteed to print.\n\nWhat the actual hell. When any other tech company these last 2 weeks nailed their earnings they plummeted. |
| That’s the number one indicator the market is fixed today |
| I doubt it bro |
| https://preview.redd.it/rfxqv3naz4jg1.jpeg?width=1206&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ff35b608a96936a356b7c2a895afec3136430edc |
| Certainly hope we won’t |
| Anybody here seen my comma? It’s been missing since this morning. Can’t find it anywhere. |
| Horror 😧 |
| Any chance FSLY drops tomorrow? My puts are counting on it |
| Good luck bag holder |
| reddit stock is the safe haven, you guys are going to miss the rocket (i'm a bag holder) |
| back in the day we called these fd's |
| Honestly probably better off getting 26k in scratchers |
| Fat Juice. Best Juice 🥤 |
| Why when the odds are better on Wall St? |
| According to your calculations, an 8% increase is 50% likely to happen tomorrow |
| Cameron. Diaz. |
| painterest |
| Why would it randomly go up 8%? They just delivered my package 2 days late so that’s worth at least -2%. |
| Thei're |
| Add 20 pairs of socks at $2.50 per pair, OP pop the champagne tonight, you did it. |
| 3 I am retarded |
| No! I bought them today and it was hiding from view! |
| Guess these mf stonks didn’t consider the Dow being over 50,000, smh. |
| Plz follow up tomorrow |
| It's so crazy that it just might work! |
| This is equal to a nine team parlay. |
| That was withdrawls ya idiot. |
| @grok is this true? |
| Guys. I think we are probably back. Companies that beat eps/revenue/guidance are actually mooning and ones that missed are tanking. The market has finally found itself! |
| As long as the socks stay on |
| Mom’s gonna fix it all soon |
| All red days are a psyop to shake out retail, change my mind.. |
| Low volume retail trap tomorrow |
| ai;dr |
| how can crypto have fundamentals? it is just a fake concept |
| Pepsi with a 30 PE, because the 2nd best cola based beverage is totes free money |
| ⢰⣶⠶⢶⣶⣶⡶⢶⣶⣶⣶⣶⣶⣶⣶⣶⣶⣶⣶⣶⣶⣶⣶⣶⡶⠶⢶⣶⣶⣶⣶ ⠘⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠄⠄⠄⠈⠉⠄⠄⣹⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⢿ ⠄⠤⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣤⡈⠙⠛⣿⣿⣿⣧⣀⠠⣤⣤⣴⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶ ⢠⠄⠄⣀⣀⣀⣭⣿⣿⣿⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣤⣿⣿⠉⠉⠉⢉⣉⡉⠉⠉⠙⠛⠛ ⢸⣿⡀⠄⠈⣹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠿⠿⢿⣿⣿⣷⣾⣿ ⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠛⢩⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣿⣿⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣄⣠⣴⣿⣷⣭⣻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⠸⠿⣿⣿⣿⠋⣴⡟⠋⠈⠻⠿⠿⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠃⣸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⢸⣿⣿⣿⡁⠈⠉⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣤⡄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈⠄⠈⠻⠿⠛⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⢸⣿⣿⣿⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣠⣄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢀⣀⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⢸⣿⣿⣿⡀⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠉⠉⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄⠐⠒⠒⠄⠄⠄⠄⠉⢸⣿⣿⣿ ⢸⣿⣿⣿⢿⣦⣄⣠⣄⠛⠟⠃⣀⣀⡀⠄⠄⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⡀⢀⣰⣦⣼⣿⣿⡿ ⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣻⣿⠄⢰⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⢛⣥⣾⣟⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆⠈⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⣧⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ |
| after seeing a potential $1m payoff how can I not?! |
| ETHA down way less than GLD today. |
| Anybody still go to actual casinos? |
| GOOG is THE company, they got AI, search engine, YouTube and other highly profitable products, smart devices… and they even got games, just think about all the people that play the snake game on a daily basis. GOOG to $1000 |
| For the love of god fill those gaps on the hourly time frame so we can start moving up again |
| Fucking AI slop, I want to see the worried pit trader. |
| Money is going to Asia |
| Bitchless this Valentine's |
| Cpi? Only chance |
| Godspeed bro. I think this is just short term turbulence due to large capex numbers and it’ll blow over soon. I have personally thrown a ton at longer dated GOOGL calls expiring in November so I feel the sweat. |
| I’m sorry, they only lost $.66 per share, so they beat estimates but lots a ton of money. |
| And they are thinking the R word |
| Retail will fomo into that junk and soon get rugged right as big money is moving into tech |
| Boys I need Rick Santelli to deliver a phenomenal report tomorrow |
| Remind me tomorrow |
| PLTR bounces back up tomorrow |
| You bought puts on COIN when it had already dropped like 50% in a month and BTC trading at its yearly lows. \n\nDid anyone go into this ER thinking that it was gonna rocket up?\n\nShould have sold. You will probably get out with a small profit. |
| Futures to open green setting the stage for a glorious ❤️ rally tomorrow |
| One stonk that's been weathering the recent downturn rather well - and not an endorsement of it just pure observation - but Planet Labs. |
| Does PLTR go to 150 or 99 first? |
| a broken cuck is happy twice a day |
| All y’all asking “why this” and “why that”\n\nMMs said fuck your options that’s why |
| "Rage bought more calls" truly the WSB way of thinking |
| Looks like those welfare scam artists were forced to find jobs lmao |
| Blatantly obvious this'll pump to flat eow tomorrow just buy calls |
| Fap tier list from the 90's :\nSalma Hayek,\nKatie Holmes,\nGillian Anderson |
| lol this has a better chance going down 3% than up 8% |
| Full port corn soon |
| To late for me. Unless the Aliens have the cure |
| !remindme 24 hours |
| Hope ya’ll bought the dip |
| oh my god what the fuck. |
| Not a bad day. Last Thursday was pretty brutal |
| What are my moves tomorrow? Probably lose money |
| We all are catalyst. All 20M regards buy 100 shares of AMZN tomorrow. LFG! |
| Because it just crushed on all fronts? |
| OAML 🤌 |
| I didn't say tomorrow, could be lower too, I guess we'll see say October |
| Idk man I think they just don't understand the K shape. This time really is different |
| Seems like nothingburger. |
| RemindMe! 1 day |
| I’ll be rooting for you, bro |
| “Image of low quality testicles” |
| No stock ticker at Wendy’s? |
| Lottos were dirt cheap lol |
| Some say the end is near Some say we'll see Armageddon soon |
| I guess we all missed the real play... AMAT\n\n \ndamn... and it pumped ASML with it |
| Honestly, it’s been in free fall for too long. As soon as the beta eases, it’ll pop\n\nGood luck OP! Rooting for you |
| So you cooked |
| At least it provides more entertainment value then. |
| On the off chance you aren’t fucking around, someone still has to come deal with that. And if you aren’t found quickly it’ll be a wildlife disturbed grotesque mess. \n\nMy little brother killed himself and I’m on a VFD and have to respond when others have done it and it’s a real fuckin bummer. |
| Nice! Imagine how much you would have had to pay in taxes if it was positive. |
| This is literally ruining your life. You are a gambling addict not an investor. Get some help and you’ll turn your life around if you try hard enough |
| that's just unluck |
| Idk but be sure to tell the police it was advice from WSB they will understand |
| More likely it's gonna go down 8% if CPI comes flat. Pretty much it's gonna go down in any CPI scenario. \nhigh > inflation, no rate cuts, down \nstable > still no rate cuts, down \nlow > deflation, it' going down |
| Good bye calls…$0.05…. |
| Hxhx |
| You just need it be announced that a golden asteroid that Amazon had somehow previously purchased is now on a collision course with earth. |
| How does coin miss both rev and EPS and still go up 3%? |
| COIN is not green |
| Who wants to be immortal? Fuck that. |
| That's an understatement. |
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| Ok if you’ve only eaten kosher food. |
| BROS call with mood music for their shareholders |
| Bezos gives Trump the Oval Office special? |
| Bought PLTR today. Regard math says 50% downside vs 100% upside. |
| But football is over. 😳 |
| !remindme 1d |
| Indeed |
| Risky as hell, but if I were to make a bet like this rn, it would be Amazon as well. |
| They pump, sell for profit when retail FOMOs in, rotate into the next sector, rinse and repeat. |
| best of luck my friend, looks like green for you tomorrow |
| Is at 5. Still has place to dump. |
| Dumbass |
| Let him cook! Rooting for you OP! |
| Gonna go photocopy my balls, upload it to ChatGPT, and ask it to analyze the data\n\nI’m using the photocopier to remind it life existed before computers. It’s not special. |
| why the fuck is coinbase green? |
| Jesus Christ you are regarded |
| Man, your best move would be to start a rumour about AMZN going bullish, and not creating a post stating your bet on that.... |
| That bath big enough for two? |
| Up .03% after market LFG!!!! |
| Cooked |
| Leap gang stay hopeful 😏 |
| Nah |
| Somehow I made money on calls this morning then a 11am put |
| Clearly I’m the wrong person to ask for advice. I bought most at what I felt was a discount, but I’m rooting for LDI the most. I believe it’s a $4-7 stock and after the fed chair change I’m hoping for a real estate boom before the market takes a dump on itself. |
| About the dumbest post you have ever made. I'm disappointed |
| I have $32 to trade with tomorrow. |
| I only lost $20K today. Not bad! |
| Remind me! 1 day |
| Is acumen a spice? Never heard that one before |
| Hey, I found the regard who bought my contract |
| How do you find this out |
| You’re spitting into the wind, pulling on Superman’s cape and investing in Hood. |
| Everyone here thinks you are regarded but that also means you’re probably right |
| I feel like you grew up with money\n\nI do not follow expiration dates and I do not waste food\n\nExcept for moldy strawberries\n\nFuck that |
| I'm in the same contracts but I'd be happy with a 2% day |
| Avoid the margin callers. |
| Ok |
| Calls it is! |
| RemindMe! 16 Hours |
| “Most priced in ER” how do you know if something’s “priced in” or is that just what people say to cope? I genuinely don’t understand. |
| Thank you - I was feeling bad about my 1000 shares of AMZN which I am holding for a loss.\n\nAfter looking at your 1000 contracts, I feel much better, thank you! |
| Because of what OI was, and the greeks going into ER. \n\nThats the crush my man, premium paid was implying move of 9%.\n\nSo now that the event resolves, premium will reprice in the morning. Now lots of what ifs depending on expiration etc, but let's say expire tomorrow. Most extrinsic gonna get stripped.\n\nOnly hope is VIX crash tomorrow and everything rips like last friday |
| It will drop soon |
| Election years silly goose |
| So many doom day scenarios, thinking about to full port on puts. |
| 🌽 fear & greed index -99 lmao |
| How about you vibe code my *BALLS* \n\nHahahahaa |
| MSTR being liquidated will be fun to watch |
| I feel like a lot of peoples first jobs here were stress testing helmets |
| Lmao |
| Definition of a defensive trade ya rookie |
| This rotation is funny. We are bearish on tech so let's cram into consumer and industrials at ATH.\n\nits actually gross watching coca cola breakout |
| How my DKNG calls looking guys? Can't check right now at work |
| Me to the NASDAQ: I heard you paint houses |
| ☹️ |
| I consider MSFT and CSCO as boomer stocks🙄 |
| CRSR finally getting a bit of love with good earnings today. My bags are heavy, let this be the long awaited turnaround! |
| Down about half that but I know what you're saying brother. Usually this stuff doesn't bother me too much but these last two weeks have demolished me mentally as well. Seen tons of other drops over the years but this one has been so irrational. When you have to sit there trying to find a reason to explain it and you only get to a "MAYBE that's why" its tough to process. Meanwhile stocks are posting absolutely record earnings. |
| Most entertaining outcome is the most probable! |
| I’m getting chipotle with double chicken today load up on calls |
| RemindMe! tomorrow |
| Friday the 13th is known to be lucky |
| After everyone here sees "$20k to $1m potential payoff" they'll ape in too... causing it to actually become self fullfilling |
| Basil is the best tasting leaf. |
| print it btc sub 60k by tomorrow evening |
| Longhorn is the best. Great lunch specials. |
| Lawyers and doctors may think too highly of themselves, but tech people debase themselves on command, no other industry has this little self-respect |
| Lmao every chart timeframe it has looks like shit and it’s an irrelevant social media |
| i think there might be light at the end of the tunnel, do i walk towards the light? |
| why are you yelling at me? |
| Calls on that rope breaking |
| or a potato\n\n \nbut you can vibe code to make cash and get some uneducated regard to fetch it for you |
| I'm not, I bought in August |
| Oh I have a perfect place to do it - in a field not far from home |
| 8% move for Amazon is huge… that’s a bit more than “not much” cut your cord tomorrow morning and take what you’ve got off the table. |
| AMZN to $125? Lmao you’re retarded |
| Why the fuck are consumer staples pumping like crazy?? Don't these regarded MMs know that the consumer is super cooked? |
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| Buy low, sell lower |
| I'll buy the dip for u on shares |
| Yep. And it's plenty good well past the date. That's only the "sell by" date, and it's extremely conservative. A simple look and smell tells all. And cooking kills anything bad anyway |
| After hours money is fake money |
| Ok. After the bump today. Ok. Good luck |
| I’m just gonna say it\n\nNo1 lent Saylor and Lee the money for that crap\n\nIt’s a charade |
| Hope you like the taste of ramen noodles |
| It goes way further back. Take a look at the Russell if you want to start figuring out what's been happening since the Fall. All the staples and telecom stocks started pumping a few weeks ago. Now it's bonds. It's almost like institutional money is telegraphing what they're thinking right now. |
| He is lying. I just say him the other day snorting coke of the toilet seat. Guy didn't even wait until I was done pooping |
| That narrative smells like BS to me honestly |
| just stop fr bro |
| I'm deep ITM, $265c but I literally YOLOD my entire life savings on it ($60k) which on Feb 3rd got up to like $460K. \n\nSeriously life changing money given how broke I have been recently. Hoping it goes back up and I will cash out and call it a day. |
| No |
| This doesnt make sense. Pinterest missed eps and revenue. Stock should be mooning. |
| #Markets usually do much better in odd years: 2017, 2019, 2021, 2023, 2025 and so on. They tend to struggle in even years: 2016, 2018, 2020, 2022 and 2026. LMAO🤌 |
| I will need MSTR at sub 100 thank you |
| You ain’t never seen someone go absolutely nuts on downers before? \n\nI’ve seen people rage the fuck out on benzos and those literally calm you down |
| selling my amat calls before close was a big mistake |
| I'm cheering for you on the condition that if this pays off, you can never trade again |
| The will drop soon |
| Lol |
| I need to know how this turns out lol |
| My mom says i am special and that’s all that matters |
| Might do a toaster snuggle in the bath |
| Ice soup? More like sleep for dinner |
| They beat earnings what are you talking about. |
| Qqq and spy are up cause Amat beat |
| Definitely. Mr. Walton is now one of the top 10 wealthiest men in the world. I believe he reached that today. |
| Honestly at this point sports betting is probably less retarded |
| 4.20%\n\nAnd if you really want to be specific...\n\n^(4.2069%) |
| Hooray! |
| So why the fuck are you talking about 1mil pipe dreams? Nvm, its the regardation |
| You can't vibe code a soft drink, you fucking nerds |
| I've done it. Accidentally. It doesn't. |
| Can you call gambling as investing? |
| Lmao I'm on Investopedia reading about Warren Buffett's Proven Strategies for Bear Markets dated three days ago. It's not even bear market yet. \n\nHe's probably the oldest permabull lasting the longest tine. Permabull for almost a century. |
| Better call Grammy now. |
| Coin green whilst hood red \n\nI am sick to my stomach |