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| The flex is understanding how to apply capital, not just posting some one time investment in which you don't even reinvest the dividends. |
| Only if you haven’t washed out the cheese |
| If the SPR runs dry 🥭 will beg pootin for oil. We are in the absolute stupidest fucking version of the timeline |
| Tomorrow bro |
| Who knew so much insider trading lately would be so profitable |
| What number seal are we on now? 20? |
| Ahh GFL with that. I’ve been eyeing the bear one and should have got down on it last week |
| Equities would want that |
| On-going negiotations we won't know the full plan Iran/Oman agreement until it is finalized you can read here more; https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2026/7/28/iran-and-oman-exchange-proposals-to-manage-strait-of-hormuz |
| #Open the market you crazy bastards LMAO🤌 |
| I wanna stick tongue 👅 deep in that hormussy |
| Pretty much everybody called the massive runup in semis and memory 3 years ago. Difference is the number of commas in savings we had to start with. |
| No AAPL position. Congrats on the trade. The part I'd be careful about turning into a rule is "big run-up = buy puts." A 1DTE 10x says the realized move beat the option market's expected move in your direction; it doesn't prove pre-earnings momentum itself is predictive.\n\nLog the implied move, strike and entry for the next 20 setups. If the edge survives that, you found a strategy. If not, you still found one very good trade. |
| So.. a terrible deal? |
| new spy ath this week? |
| Now you will level up creativity instead. |
| If you add taxable events to your hypothesis, no doubt he would have done better |
| Water is wet |
| BTC: -15%, hopefully |
| Wanna suck my dick? \n\n**Get in line** 😠👉🚶♀️🚶♀️🚶♀️🚶♀️🚶♂️🚶♀️🚶♀️🚶♀️🚶♀️🚶♀️ |
| Okay, now I see the problem. Thanks for explaining that, I wasn’t getting the loan part |
| Hilarious that market doesn’t give a fuck if the news is real or not it’s just autopump on the taco |
| Oh apparently I bought $3k of RDDT at the lowest point friday as a low-stakes swing trade. Selling end-of-day tomorrow regardless and hoping for profit. Curious to see how the futures play out tonight. |
| Flat day tomorrow |
| https://preview.redd.it/ydu5bod3yzgh1.png?width=231&format=png&auto=webp&s=121fb220e462502c610d293badbab49da75153bb\n\n |
| I could see it happening most boats would use middle shipping lane but that would be heavily congested hence some boats might risk using Iranian route if they are allies China, and Russia. |
| A surprisingly accurate heuristic. Always disappointed when no Dr. Pepper on the drinks menu |
| Y r u gey |
| 🌮 Sunday \n\nJust grab him by the pussy |
| Reported by who? Don't tell me axios |
| YOU KNOW IT MY BRO |
| And Openings too, ver good at those |
| So Iran said its bs. But we know algos are programmed to believe USA officials over everyone else so let’s see what happens. |
| Takes me back to the great gamestop edits |
| Bullish af |
| Which shit coin? |
| Weekend Tech 100: +1% \nWeekend SP500: +0.80% \nWeekend Dow: +0.50% \nWeekend Brent/WTI: -7% |
| No it's long |
| might put 1k into it just for the lols, would be funny if it goes to a million |
| made your money back eh |
| Would be shocking given how insanely bad of a deal that is for Tehran. But I guess more idiotic things have happened. |
| So basically his hedge fund failed, and he is masking it with private equity gains ? |
| MOLLY SANTANA NEW HANNAH MONTANA |
| Nobody cares about Oman and Iran - all that does is strengthen Iran's rhetoric about controlling the straight. \n\nIt all boils down to what the US does. |
| Cashed out likely story |
| The Omanis are now suggesting three lines for the maritime traffic: one that runs through Iran’s territorial waters, an international one, and one through Omani territorial waters,” said Al Jazeera’s Resul Serdar, reporting from Tehran. “Despite public statements, our sources tell us Iran is demonstrating some flexibility.” |
| YES |
| Hard to tell. His next move will answer your question though. |
| The Omanis are now suggesting three lines for the maritime traffic: one that runs through Iran’s territorial waters, an international one, and one through Omani territorial waters,” said Al Jazeera’s Resul Serdar, reporting from Tehran. “Despite public statements, our sources tell us Iran is demonstrating some flexibility.” |
| I’ve picked my pony sir and I’m either going to moon base with Elon, or down with this starship. |
| Incorrect, \nThe Omanis are now suggesting three lines for the maritime traffic: one that runs through Iran’s territorial waters, an international one, and one through Omani territorial waters,” said Al Jazeera’s Resul Serdar, reporting from Tehran. “Despite public statements, our sources tell us Iran is demonstrating some flexibility.” they are hence negiotating. |
| Fake |
| Because they keep cancelling shows after 1-2 seasons. It's very annoying. |
| If it's the bear one then it's a good bet |
| How is this bullish? Lol. This is worse for the world |
| Huh? Thats the only narrative it has. That people will buy as an alternative to the existing system. The existing system is showing how much of a clown show it is, and inflation is raging, and guess what, it’s still flat to down. |
| Send Mia Khalifa to open the Hormussy 🤗\n\nShe always had a good relationship with Iran |
| You must have spent more money at the outset. If you have the money, good for you. Weird flex though. |
| Bombing was priced in. Look at oil futes before close on Friday. |
| What criteria do you use to evaluate if a stock is a good buy? P/E? |
| Highly unlikely the loans are fixed, they are most definitely variable. |
| That’s a simulation tool lmao |
| Is this still cheaper than spy if you create all these taxable events? |
| After Venezuela, fruit wanted to speedrun his luck at Iran and then Cuba. \nBut then Iran called his bluff (or a version of it) |
| Homeowners Associations Are Foreclosing on More Residents\n\nThere has been a sharp rise in HOA foreclosures on properties from suburban condos to luxury homes\n\nPlease be extra nice to your neighbors & HOA. One little slight and they'll be your worst enemy 👹 |
| Don't worry gang, Iran and Oman are in the final stages of a deal... which they confirmed puts Iran in charge of the strait and gives them sovereignty over it. \n\nSo.. we have the same deal that we had two months ago that the US and Israel wouldn't accept. Fucking lmao. |
| Is that even possible? are they not rate locked to 0% to those who already borrowed? |
| Bit more for me 😅 |
| Hopefully down or flat so I can buy |
| There's so much wrong with this but lets juste focus on one thing\n\nThe Unites States is currently running an important deficit, which i believe is around ≈6% ?\n\nThis means that even if the governement found a way to cancel or inflate away the currently emitted obligations they would still have to find a way to borrow more, which would be incredibly hard |
| Uuuu |
| Nah mine are out for a couple months - probably would add more or roll out/up and add |
| True, but don’t put all your eggs in one basket. |
| Iran, Oman negotiations in ‘final stages’, says Araghchi\nForeign Minister Abbas Araghchi says negotiations between Oman and Iran are in their “final stages”.\n\nIn a post on Telegram, Aragchi said in a report he presented to the cabinet on the latest status of ongoing talks that negotiations between Tehran and Muscat were “on the way to being finalised”.\n\nOman and Iran have been discussing the future management of the Strait of Hormuz.\n\nR.I.P Friday PUTS. |
| man I hope, I got pantsed after buying in like a dumbass late Friday. |
| No bombing was priced in |
| Preparing for his interview with Jane Street. |
| Except in the exact same memo they said that the deal puts Iran in charge of the strait and they won't return to the pre-war state. So basically nothing was achieved. Lmao |
| Pissed the bed last night 😔 Time to buy puts |
| :dance: |
| https://hlkr.co.kr/ |
| https://hlkr.co.kr/ |
| it’s on my radar to try it again |
| how? btc being cheap and people not buying isnt bearish...long term... |
| No bombing over the weekend is bullish |
| Yeah I am think to completely inverse this. Thanks. |
| Nope, conviction. \n\nYou made a good decision 15 or so years ago but have had many other opportunities to increase your position and declined to apply capital, which were suboptimal. \n\nMaterially all that matters are nominal gains and not percentages. |
| I only read the comments and took forever to scroll down here. They need to put a shortcut. |
| Semis big shrek tomorrow |
| Yeah no. It could just as well go mostly worthless |
| CVX opening tomorrow ? |
| Bruh I wouldn't. I bought in at 40$ that's the only reason I still hold but look at its chart it could very easily go back |
| Calls on PLTR, SNDK, MP materials. Related industries good too. NOW, MU, DRAM, USAR |
| Seriously, OPs method is intelligent— but that doesn’t mean there isn’t tremendous risk involved. If he’s buying a few stocks at a time and there is a hidden bomb this strategy can still portfolio wipe, way less likely with SPY. \n\nBeating SPY with individual stocks is not impressive lol. |
| Getting an ad on here for a 2x leveraged spcx etf lol |
| Is that good or bad? |
| Iran, Oman negotiations in ‘final stages’, says Araghchi on reopening managing the strait of hormuz. |
| The thing is that you can only have so much demand destruction for oil, since it’s an essential input for most industries. I haven’t done the relevant math but I’d imagine we’ve had a lot of what’s possible for demand destruction from the destruction of refineries so far. |
| We should be seeing buying in BTC right now given we’re heading into a halving soon and Fed didn’t raise rates. But we aren’t. 🥭 killed the credibility and confidence in the crypto market. It’s a slow death from here |
| Or both |
| a romanian degen on the stonkmarket? \nnoice |
| Fierce competition in OF. She don’t got the goods to match |
| GPU and Ram is so last quarter. \n\nTime to Rotate everything into Anime, Pocky, and Sushi. |
| OPEN THE CASINO YOU CRAZY BASTARDS! |
| Being average is the smart approach. My portfolio is 75% total stock market index. 15% international index. 10% yolo play fund. |
| my parents died but i am up 65% from what i got from that. i did that by DCAing into all the stocks in the TSX60 |
| Hes stuck on the safety net at the Golden Gate Bridge |
| Then please tell me, why is the S&P is still near ATH’s? |
| RDDT will be back in 180 tomorrow |
| regards as usual not seeing the potential of btc and mstr. btc is in a bear market and still higher than MICROSOFT, once the stock market is fully saturated and capital moves back in, we are about to witness a second run and most people will buy when it goes higher. now, back to mstr: bernsteins 2024 target was around $2,890 WITH a projected 200k bitcoin price. now, that would be 3000% upswing from here, theoretically with btc ONLY at 200k, the next run might get btc to 500k, also consider that mstr also owns more btc now than 2024.... might be the craziest asymmetrical bet rn going on, i just know at least one regard bought the 3xlong mstr |
| I don't feel tardy. |
| I once met a vet tech for coffee through casual encounters. we were supposed to hook up. instead, she talked to me about euthanasia for dogs and I left. worst date of my life. |
| I'm feeling both tbh |
| Dude you sure man |
| I need my stocks to shrek like Spider-man's earnings are doing, jesus christ |
| Bulls really thought 😂 |
| yep, not like the same thing happened at the end of the previous week and over the weekend! |
| I feel u brother 😭 |
| I knew all this since the first week of war and I'm still loosing $😭 |
| Idk I've been homeless since the craigslist personals got taken away |
| Lisa Su is going to make me rich this week |
| RDDT going to have the best 10 point relief rally tomorrow. No skin in the game, but I'd bet on calls |
| Promise? 🫦 |
| ur in the right place |
| Funding secured |
| Where'd u/thebaxxxx go? Is he done trying to say the US is doomed? |
| Keep at it! 📉📈 |
| When shitcoin starts getting shilled here you know the top is almost in |
| Its not even a taco. Iran said that it was just market manipulation |
| Im sure you could find some examples of each of you wanted to really know the standards for them. This stuff isnt just theory, |
| I night invest in garbage |
| Shit imagine if RDDT got liquidated. Where would all of us go and call home? |
| !banbet NVDA 208 4 days |
| i love the poorly educated. |
| The big man will call it a win |
| Financial repression \n\nWarsh gunna inflate the debt away, WW2 era playback |
| The first move is always fake. Especially if it’s on a Saturday. Duhhh yall really are retarded eh? |
| They’ve been begging for a deal. Their entire military capability was obliterated in the first 5 minutes. |
| bottom signal |
| **No Active BanBet** |
| !banbet |
| No wonder this company stock is shitting. So much censorship |
| >I am moving to back to Thailand for a bit to start my early retirement in 2 weeks\n\n**^(lived there for a year or so back when I was 21 and last returned before covid)** \n\n*cant wait to try daytrading while drinking alcohol instead of coffee*\n\n^(hopefully that doesnt cause even more bad decisions...) |
| Positionless atm buts its pretty obvious. People gonna rush to calls and get burned. |
| Nice roll playa |
| The portfolio is locked and loaded and ready to deploy against SNDK and MU at levels of financial irresponsibility not seen since 2021. Despite this, the market has requested one final dip before liftoff so the perimeters of my average cost can be improved. Based on this request, I have agreed to delay the all-in buy by approximately 17 minutes after market opening, subject to being able to secure a better entry. This would include the immediate, complete, and total destruction of my remaining cash balance, and an end to my emotional stability. My broker joins me in this commitment. Get to work, market makers, and get it DONE. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.\n\n‐- President of Buying the Top |
| the chance of this happening might be higher than winning the lottery tbh |
| Look for the strings attached |
| Spys at 750 on coinglass lmao |
| Im starting to think sometimes this market doesn’t move on logic guys… |
| Can’t even own an AR with out having shitty accessories that ruin my grip fuck California |
| Admitting you want to punch an autistic kid? |
| Getting liquidated because of RDDT is certainly a choice. |
| The removed by reddit algo has been doing some heavy lifting recently lol |
| The world runs on oil. There is less of it available now making it more expensive which hurt profits. Pretty simple. |
| If Korea fucks this up they’re going to have to listen to KCountry instead of KPop |
| I’m literally all in on SKHY and MU, good luck |
| https://preview.redd.it/m1528pxjvzgh1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=03d4f214c0feebfd3c17b9330ae6f451bfde181b |
| Ceo of Iran got puts |
| Future 1% poster \n\n\nJust give in already 😡 |
| I did pretty much the same trade. bought 25 contracts at 322.5. Agree 100 percent with you priced to perfection going into earnings. \n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/l3quoezdvzgh1.png?width=2590&format=png&auto=webp&s=52be0c2b4a40b5f66170f0b7005aad99503f8377\n\n |
| We both be circling the drain. |
| I think all the scandalously dressed ladies down south would stop them in their tracks, spend all day throwing rocks |
| K pop country better not fade this taco |
| What’s the best way of determining if it’s a bottom or a top? |
| I got to prison if I intervene believe it or not🤣 |
| Dale! Thanks for the commentary |
| AMD and RIOT calls 🤞🏽🤞🏽🤞🏽 |
| does Iran know they want a deal? |
| Weekend crude obliterated and tech absolutely parabolic\n\nLooks like the deal is real folks! Not that it would matter anyways because we already got the headline |
| lol |
| I just look down and suck in my stomach. Good to have some validation though. |
| Really need RDDT to open green tomorrow and stay up, if not I got some cute lost porn to post tomorrow once margin call hits |
| It was more of an intrusive thought than anything else. I know my 401k is passively managed. However, I do appreciate you throwing this up just in case the next highly regarded individual like myself comes through and thinks something similar. 😄 |
| Approximately 40 so far |
| That's not how the oil market works. Company sells to the highest bidder. Reduction anywhere in oil causes all oil to go up |
| Nah country songs need to lose the girl too |
| > @HormuzLetter BREAKING: Iran's IRGC is considering launching preemptive strikes as Iranian officials are aware of Trump's political vulnerability and are looking to exploit, per WSJ.\n\nIran deploying boots on the ground in the US confirmed 🤣 |
| I just got top 10 percent 💀guh I gotta lockin |
| Buncha catfish haters on today |
| mstr might have the craziest upside potential right now, they FUNDAMENTALLY own more bitcoin than 2024, the bernstein projection for mstr was around 2,890 usd for 200k btc PROJECTED. NOW, if this is the bottom and btc recovers, and goes to 150-200k, we are talking about a 3000% upside or higher since mstr now owns more btc than 2024. did one of you regards buy the mstr 3x long? |
| You added a zero there by accident. $17k |
| Hilarious to me that everyone in here talks about the same stocks the gas station attendants be yapping about, ya'll ever sniff around the whole market? Or ya'll like getting stroke teased by the stein's? |
| Shrek green tomorrow |
| https://preview.redd.it/ha749z63vzgh1.jpeg?width=749&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5b7d7738cce7c25048ebc3bc4de829f2ea956531 |
| Especially since the pattern day trading rules were removed. Since then, seems like whatever the obvious move is, do the opposite. Basically the market will move in the direction where it can fuck the most gamblers buying options |
| i think you mean $170 |
| My shit full auto 😂 |
| I’m made it top 10 percent commentor. lol. |
| not pictured the giant insect colonies living in the place |
| Strait of Hormuz will not return to ‘pre-war situation’, says Iranian spokesperson\nIranian Foreign Ministry spokesperson, Esmail Baghaei, says that the Strait of Hormuz will “never return to the pre-war situation”, Iran’s Fars news outlet reports.\nAccording to the spokesperson, ongoing talks between Iran and Oman about the waterway have nothing to do with the opening or closing of the Strait of Hormuz, adding that the closure of the strait was due to “US sabotage and the naval blockade of Iran.”\nHe added that the talks were bilateral and said that the issue of the discussions to reach a “mechanism that will secure our interests is not new and has been going on for a long time.”\n“The Islamic Republic of Iran acts based on the interests and concerns of the country and will not change its decision under the influence of threats and intimidation from others,” he said.\nBaghaei added that Iran “will not back down from its positions due to threats and media pressure.” |
| Ranch salsa 🤤 |
| Bears cant stand being around stupider creatures that are farmed aka Bulls by a smarter entity aka Market Makers |
| You’re all already carrying why cant you stop the shootings?? everyone got guns so why are there so many shootings???? |
| I like to play the upside and the down side I guess I’m biar-curious |
| Only a few days til the preseason starts for football. LFG!! |
| 🫴💩 |
| No shame in hedging \n\n\nI was directing my shit post at all the snarky jerks form last week 😞 |
| Open the casino!!! 🎰 |
| none. crazy how it happened though |
| That sounds great. \nI just want my fries |
| Answer I was looking for thank you |
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| How much did you have? |
| It took the place of Enron on the Standard Poors ponzi and is engaged in similar accounting practices, what do you think happens next |
| Cheese pizza tacos |
| Don’t understand the bear argument, sure Iran can say the strait is still closed (as expected), but mango tacoing out of a huge operation is good enough for green |
| WHO HERE FEELS BULLISH FOR MONDAY |
| Jesus. How cooked are you if you're using ChatGPT for reddit comments LMAO |
| Not gonna lie. I did get some SPY puts. But I’m hugely long so just hedging a bit. |
| mstr looks like a CRAZY asymmetrical bet, did someone buy the long 3x mstr? |
| https://preview.redd.it/6vxkijsluzgh1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6b386693d43bc8cb7b3de255d9f4f586bd149633 |
| So is this the 10th time we won the war? |
| Whenever regards fail to post satisfying loss porn on this sub I tend to frequent r/gamblingaddiction and it does the job |
| I mean you could just delete it like everyone else under the age of 60 already has. |
| Yea but then market always does unpredictable shit |
| BTC will go to 170k in 2-3 years |
| Oh Mango man. 2nd order effects are just oblivious to him |
| Yes. |
| Yep, he gets it! |
| # FUCK OUTTA MY FACE BUL! HOE |
| I know two girls who live like that (they don't live together). So gross |
| That’s how they get started |
| Lmao 50x? Kimi k3 is about 3x cheaper than fable, but the success rate of the tasks being one shot puts it far less than that. |
| The argument I've heard that makes sense is that people don't want to put their data into Chinese owned companies especially Enterprise |
| What are you trying to say, friend? I'm super chill. Promise. Literally drinking a martini and about to take my daughter shooting.\n\nJust use your words.\n\nBTW, I have not downvoted you. I'm really curious what you are trying to say. \n\nAnd FWIW, this is a pic of my home-office - Notice anything?\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/t93klt98vzgh1.jpeg?width=4080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9e22df15cd1b24c0316c685e1d4ffde802ed6fd8 |
| Damn got me with this one lol |
| imagine using cold storage and then still being drained. yes, future of finance. |
| WHO HERE IS READY TO HOLD MU CALLS AND GET RICH |
| Type in for example "tokenized sndk coincap" that should do the trick\n\nhappy coping! |
| Fine...I'll go over there and tell them the offside rule is stupid. \*Stomps off\*\n\n \nThey respected me for it and made me King. |
| **is it too much to ask for BTC to go up just 10 percent so i can exit at my break even?**\n\n>*I promise to never touch crypto again even if this triggers the next bull rally and it goes back to 100k* \n |
| I’m proud of those bros |
| Bers have no friends, family, or future but other than that they're alright |
| I hope blood red so I can load up on more shares |
| frick yo calls |
| What am I supposed to do until futes open? |
| KOREANS DO NOT PANIC SELL |
| Green for sure |
| Where I can de that shit I need cope |
| Thats not a bad idea, actually. But I still think the math doesn't math anymore. Spending (wasting) 4 years on English, math, and humanities classes used to make sense when tuition was $10k a year.\n\nAnd the argument was you would make more than a non-college grad. But that doesn't really work out anymore, unless your degree is engineering, science - and even not so much in those cases.\n\nSo many people now are spending $250k on horseshit degrees that have zero chance of ever paying themselves back, while colleges add more administrators and water parks, driving tuition ever higher.\n\n[https://abcnews.com/Lifestyle/tricked-college-campuses-water-parks-luxury-dorms/story?id=26164491\`](https://abcnews.com/Lifestyle/tricked-college-campuses-water-parks-luxury-dorms/story?id=26164491`) |
| Donny probably likes his tacos with ground turkey 🌯 |
| go and start blasting with them, can't beat em, join em |
| Lean red you'd think |
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| But but but it’s a gun free zone you can’t carry👨🏽🎤 |
| if you don't like that, you don't like NBA basketball |
| my coldcard got hacked lol |
| What anime is this again? |
| Haha yeah my bro Competitive! |
| Must not be a Californian |
| I'm not even saying be bearish. For all we know shit will just chop around. It's just not gonna have a parabolic rip again like that |
| Quiet piggy 🐷 |
| https://preview.redd.it/gzl6l28otzgh1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fa47824b2dc5f049d66631ed0d76b320632d6248 |
| You're right, I'm a shark and can move currency markets by rugpulling easy marks on reddit.\n\nI was bragging.\n\n |
| I *work* in the space industry - we're chasing these contracts but know it's all silly. The only reason you would want to do this is the tax evasion / security angle. It's never ever going to be cheaper or more available than land compute.\n\nWe're all just trying to pull some money in before this bubble pops. |
| You expect 🥭 to know the difference? |
| Normally just whatever has the most open interest either ITM or ATM |
| There so much shooting happening right now, I don't feel safe outside without carrying 🙁 |
| YES |
| Tomorrow will be so Green it will be blinding |
| 100% - you skip incurring $200K+ of high interest debt. Not to mention the fact you have 4 more years of earnings.\n\nThe argument used to be, if you delay your gratification, you make more in the long run. But that is literally no longer the case. |
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I got banned from another SpaceX forum for posting the truth about SpaceX. I am the bearer of bad news. SpaceX is the biggest financial crime in history. The S-1 is the most shocking document I've read, and I have read hundreds of IPO filings over a 30 year period, and drafted a dozen or so Reg.D pvt. placement offering docs as a lawyer. I'll skip the details of the document and go straight to the facts. The S-1 claims that SpaceX is 3 businesses with a TAM of 27 trillion.\n\n1-AI (Grok) is supposed to represent 23TRILLION of that. All 11 founders of Grok have left the building. NONE are left.  All 11 xAI co-founders have now reportedly left Elon Musk’s AI company Every co-founder Elon Musk recruited to build xAI has now reportedly left the company. Manuel Kroiss, who led the pretraining team, told people this month that ... thenextweb.com |
| He’s the epitome of a retard. |
| If I get time today I might write it up, just a little intimidating to make a post on here lol \n\nThey make 2 buprenorphine opiate addiction medications \n\nSmoke shops and gas stations have been selling synthetic kratom (7-hydroxymitragynine most commonly) and people are unwittingly buying them and not realizing they cause physical opiate dependency in just a couple days, then they can't quit because the withdrawal is debilitating, then comes the quickmd appointment for suboxone. \n\nThe drug gets banned on Aug 6th most likely \n\nIndivior redomiciled to the usa this past year, manufactures in the usa and tariff proofed themselves \n\nRfk, markwayne Mullins, and multiple others are driving all this \n\n🥭 bought indv on march 30 |
| **^(even with TACO the liquidity issue and inflation causing rate hikes as well as the big earnings already reported we will form a top at 750 and possible large correction down to 700 before Sept fed meeting)**\n\n>*just keep loading bearish bets every day they will continue to pay off more than calls* \n\n**^(this is an option sellers market my favorite strat is to use calendar spreads and close out the short end with limits set for volatility spikes at open and holding the long end for a reversal or rolling the entire spread)** |
| Green open is too good to be true |
| You guys just don't understand decentralized currency\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/djotzsmftzgh1.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=b2149aa41514f4ef79bd509ffd9dfcdb14139a62 |
| Because the mods are ...... |
| There is a scenario where there actually will be a massive fuel crisis (because we are in an endless cycle of taco and bomb). I could see this scenario where Tesla’s ironically see an uptick in sales as fuel becomes more expensive. |
| Imagine loading up on puts when we were over due for a taco repeat \n\n\n🌯 |
| DO WE THINK MU WILL PUMP |
| $200k loss on stocks and long term calls lol. Not even 0dtes. That's crazy work |
| It's incredible how far I've *chud* |
| found a nickel on the ground, looks like I've made more than Space X this year |
| CVX GREEN OR RED TOMORROW ? |
| So you're shilling the yen as bullish just before you get out \n🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡 |
| yes. I'll even cry live when performing 👍😔 |
| Gey ber |
| No piss deal, folks. |
| Cutting off leverage to those degenerates may have tanked it for a generation.\n\nThe Asians can have long memories when they get burned by a bubble popping. Chinese got shook by some of their crashes. Japanese had a loooong time to recover to its former peak.\n\nSo tough to say. Memory might bounce around a bit but China entering the chat on RAM is not a optimistic sign long term for the vultures who usually decide bottoms. |
| It depends on the narrative. I work in Enterprise and saw the implementation of Co-Pilot and premium user licenses we've subscribed to. Same with our peers. I thought the beat down was unjustified and below FMV. The main concern was around circular money with OpenAi. \n\nFor SNDK, I think Tim Cook coming out saying they see in the foreseeable short and near term memory prices will continue to be a cost aggravator is actually bullish for memory stocks. \n\nI personally have not directly invested in memory stocks this year. |
| Which reduces inflation, which could lead to a rate cut and market moon just in time for the midterms |
| Even if the Iran war ends tomorrow. That's not gonna put the money back in Koreans pockets, it's not gonna fix their leverage crackdown or their rate hike. Sorry bols. |
| What do you mean? His investors put in about $2 billion dollars and the fund got bought out for $10 billion, not even counting the private Anthropic stock. That's $8 billion of profit minimum. He probably gets a 20% cut of that $8 billion using standard hedge fund fee structure. |
| *And a healthy retail economy......no wait.....* |
| I look foward to donating my last bit of money to the wealthy next week. |
| Semis looking bullish for monday? Tokenized variants are already up. But since korea has to catch up to our Friday further dump, I wonder how that'll affect Monday opening |
| Tomorrow could likely be gap up and go to ATHs. |
| You're right on that. But the risk is still very real. Markets aren't shreking on BS tweets like they were, but funds do have to rebalance against risk. There is hedging happening, and downside exists. War isn't over. |
| Still creeping up. Even corn. Gg bears, ramen and ketchup |
| 🥴 |
| Oh the island and files and the pedophiles topic is surfaced here again, 🥭 need to do a better job at distracting people |
| check out their sub, they're all about dEcenTRalizATion and putting an end to financial tyranny but now they want law enforcement to get on the case and recover their wallets or whatever |
| https://preview.redd.it/tfdzxlqlszgh1.jpeg?width=447&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6e0a66c0d05ae0bc0c5a0ce8d7009ed2d5a3fefd\n\nPerhaps he is guiding where your funds should go. |
| Thanks I feel a little better now. Wendys refused to take them so it really was worthless |
| It's because you are big 🌈 |
| The average investor in his fund is looking at about 400% returns after the liquidation. It's a lot less than the 2000% return at peak but it's still a lot. |
| Tehran PR responses are getting shorter next one is probably “nope” |
| those are celebratory peace rockets |
| What do you mean not used outside of exchanges? I know several drug dealers and hookers that use it. Iran also askes for crypto currency for it's extortion grift. |
| I think he chickened out too early, though. Iran is looking to make him look weak, and I can see them sending a lot of missiles and drones tonight as a big middle finger to his attempts to manipulate the market. They have the upper hand now, even Orange Man knows it by now. |
| He’s not making money though, dude got his ass took from under him. His “wife” is who saved him lmaooo |
| Welp my puts are fucked gg |
| it's called football mate |
| 69 |
| Here’s my flow: \nSeedbox set up running rutorrent and resilo sync(file syncing program). I browse to my private tracker site and find the torrent I am looking for and download to my phone. Add to the specific folder on the resilo app which then syncs it back to the seedbox into a watch folder.\n\nRutorrent does its thing and when done puts it into another folder where resilo sync will send it to my synology box(also running sync). Once that’s done filebot on my nas sorts everything and I can then just load up infuse on my Apple TV and it’s there.\n\nThe only real annoyance is downloading to my phone, add to the folder in sync app and then I have to open the app so it starts sync. That last step of opening the app so it starts the sync is the only thing that kills me lol(iOS lets me put it in the folder but won’t actually start the app unless I open it). And I have filebot check 3 times a day which usually has me covered if I plan accordingly but sometimes if I download something last minute I need to kick off filebot from the nas. \n\nWould I benefit from overseer or gain a little more automation? I’m happy with my seedbox and so is my isp lol. |
| Double red flags at the beach, so just gonna dogsit all day again. |
| The early investors are getting like 5000% returns, not 80%. The average investor in his fund is getting 400% returns. |
| take a gyatdam shower jfc |
| Is this a country music song? |
| My high ass thought it was Roblox and I was so confused on what that had anything to do with space 🤣🤣. \n\nYou’re absolutely right. Rode the hype and now being deflated with the hype |
| Last time i listened to you regards i sold my MSFT calls before earning. Full porting SPCX this week. |
| Because mod owns stock in it and wants to pump it and dump it before earnings. |
| And how much did he buy it for? And how much does he owe his investors? |
| Help me stepmarket. |
| Bagholder spotted.\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| Stankin ass bitches that need to wash up, don't get mad when I don't wanna fuck, you need soap and water, soap and water, water water water water water water water |
| how come we still hear about bitcoin why can't it just die already like nfts or shitcoins |
| Wow |
| If you haven't been permanently banned from r/soccer, what are you doing with your life? |
| Do you think I'm going to hold yen forever like a Buffett move?\n\nThis was for Monday genius. |
| It’s only a yard stick for stupidity. |
| This literally means nothing. What is the XIRR? |
| He correctly called the massive runup in semis and memory stocks 2 years ago and went all in on it. Even with the massive drawdown, he's up like 500% for his investors by liquidating his fund for $10 billion. |
| Oh shit, it's me. |
| Not sure what’s more embarrassing: Him TACOing every week off literally fabricated conversations or still claiming the reflecting pool was vandalized. He’s a total fuckin idiot either way. |
| At least the bitcoins were not worth anything.\n\nSorry you lost your dog. |
| But most customers are worse off since they joined recently. |
| if she was about to exercise an option she sold him and put him in the hole, I can see some reason |
| what are you going on about? source? |
| beware if yen strengthen to fast on monday there are some carry trade haven't unwind. but the thesis is they kick the can down the road and it means calls. |
| When 24/7 markets? |
| I lost all my bitcoins. I lost my job. I lost my dog. I lost my car. 😦👍 |
| Sure, the yen is so bullish that the u.s secretary of the treasury is dropping "clues" to get people to buy it. that looks more like a desperate move than anything else \nTime will tell |
| Where do you see that ? |
| One of the GOATs, W4 is going to be epic. |
| # Stranger tries to run over woman 3 times while she exercised\n\n[](https://www.youtube.com/@wsbtv)\n\n |
| LMAO people still think the market is the best place to make money 😂😭😂😭😂😭😂😭😂😭😂😭 |
| @gay mods \n\n\nMy wonderful custom profile picture doesn't show up in the new chat feature 😞 |
| You have my word |
| Lettuce |
| Watch them somehow announce some ridiculous DOD / pentagon contract or god knows what and pump just In time for liquidity to rush into the market. \nI’m short this shit, but I feel like they’ve got a plan to make this rip when the money unlocks. |
| should i have sold when i was up 70% after 3 months? maybe, but since i will be up 300% next year i have nothing to worry about. |
| My single 760c for Friday is going to retire me 😤 |
| is this just gambling? |
| Hhhh |
| Lollipopguild is an untapped market |
| Snap is run for the benefit of its employees, not investors. Employees take 17% of the equity of the company every year, leaving no profit for shareholders. |
| Bers are loudest when the options market is closed. |
| это ВАЛДБЕРИЗ, Да да |
| #NEW "HOT CARL" BITCOIN EXPLOIT DRAINS BILLIONS OF WALLETS TO ZERO |
| Do nothing, win. |
| Need to take the dudes eyin little girls with bad intent with him |
| iam a man of culture |
| Them not losing money would be a shocking beat. |
| So predictable it doesn’t even move the market anymore. |
| They're moooooooore than great coats. |
| Why so many bers? We really gonna have a rally month now. |
| now following Adam. |
| Not yet but they probably will unless the government interferes. China's models have a huge advantage. They will perform nearly on par, and they are significantly cheaper. AI is actually expensive if venture capitalists aren't footing the bill.\n\nHowever, ignoring how good they are, and how cheap they are, the biggest reason to use them is ironically security. Companies running open source models locally is a lot more secure than sending all their data to Anthropic or Open AI. |
| MYSPACE IS BACK BABY. |
| So are we at war this week or nah |
| witcher 3. bruh this isn't god damn 2018 anymore. |
| Do you understand that is bullish for the yen, and that there are positions to take other than in equities?\n\nDruckenmiller never had a losing hear because he would reposition into one way bets in bonds and currency when equities were unattractive. |
| still closed and tight af |
| yeah........... |
| Is this satire? |
| DID THEY OPEN THE HORMUSSY YET |
| Pump premarket and then dump |
| Lots of people still think coding with a LLM is barely more than when we used to copy and paste blocks of code into the ChatGPT web ui. They’ve never seen Claude code build out an entire project autonomously. I wouldn’t have believed it was possible a year ago, but now it is 100% and it’s *better* than humans. |
| No, this is pretty simple stuff, Ive been following space industry for 15 years now. \n\nPlus, even if it wasn't cheaper than land compute, they will still do it because of jurisdiction and tax evasion. Basically register the satellite in some tax haven country, and enjoy the profit of zero accountability and taxes for what you compute. |
| Crash. |
| Ooooof. I just bought some Reddit stock at 138 and I’m not even confident enough to hold it beyond a little bounce |
| An agreement with Moonshot is needed when revenue from K3 exceeds 20mil dollar |
| So no war/attacks for the twentieth time?! |
| What is yield and oil doing on Monday? |
| buy a battery charger with that sweet, sweet profit |
| 🚨 SpaceX BEAT earnings: 🚨\n\n$000,000,000 vs est. $0,000,000 |
| same |
| https://preview.redd.it/h46ukyn1rzgh1.png?width=425&format=png&auto=webp&s=507523c30c1217cc63d5ff444f91b9c549137322 |
| 🤣🤣😂🤣 I was laughing my ass off 😂🤣😂🤣😂 💩 😂🫣🤯💰 |
| I am also being gatekept on pics by rddt. I think you need to use their mobile app to post, that's my best guess. |
| i modded the shit out of my witcher 3, everything is perfect but now geralt doest swim, he is literally "freezing", unable to move and respond FUCK ME. have to install again and look up the cause after installing the mods one by one again |
| Has anyone seen the amount of your Facebook feed that is people you don’t even know, not popular people, just random slop? Then the friends tab is all like 3 day old posts? Only reason for this would be users are not engaging like they used to. Meta is more than Facebook but still concerning. |
| why the bleem you had to make me pee my pants ? \n\n |
| 1. Plan to spend US tax dollars\n2. Inside trade\n3. ???\n4. Profit |
| Too many people were affected to have a big near term bullish bias imo. |
| Use discord for alerts |
| down -6% so far |
| 😆 this would be hilarious if we finish down deep in the red Monday and the very first people who paid $100K for the very first pre-tweet service realize it’s worth dog shit 💩 |
| How is that a good idea? bessent is begging people to buy yen because the carry trade is about to fully unwind. he's asking you to jump in front of the train for him |
| ur getting bored after installing mods after 200 hours dont worry. |
| hiding files |
| Bro seriously don’t gib spoilers |
| Might be flat, maybe a slight rise. Depends on the war. The 10 year bond yields are killing growth stocks right now. If the war actually ends, they’ll drop and we could get another rally. Just my opinion |
| Oil bols have no shame |
| Yes, trillion dollar funds are in need of some exit liquidity, do your job cattle |
| My ass stinks please send help |
| Aswath says it's 1.3 T fair value. I take his word / math as gospel. |
| Dang the weekend is almost over already, why |
| How many peace deals has been made so far? |
| Better shot of it being $20. |
| Doesn't matter if peace deal fake news or not, the headlines going to be used to gap up the markets and pump parabolic - it's literally the whole point\n\n |
| It was 1985 in Boulda |
| Too poor for internet in their caves |
| no worries bro, we all are |
| If you didn’t started your trading life like this, you are probably lying that you’re a trader 😄 |
| Epstein files? 🤡 He’s not in the Epstein files bro, whatever gets you to sleep at night. You can continue to spew fake news and retarded bullshit. |
| Thats a low T move |
| Does Iran know there's a new deal? |
| Genuinely can't with all this saylor hate anymore. He's a visionary who has pioneered a legendary new type of business strategy that basically prints infinite money and allows for leverage without downside risk if you buy at mnav=1. |
| So like, when you do the demo account and you do really good, who do you tell that you meant it for real and would like to cash out your tendies? |
| These are traditional share buying not options right? |
| Its easy in fantasy land |
| Imagine if someone really close to you was a degenerate on here |
| Camping on San Juan islands (Orcas) with the kids\n\nGoing to eat a big dungeoness crab for lunch and grab the ferry back to Seattle later. Might see some orcas. |
| just leave it in the background for the music, around some snowy mountain |
| shut up. |
| Oh Market God, pls grant this man his wish for 2 watermelons up his ass. |
| love it |
| He doesn’t lmao pre market doesn’t open there until 7pm EST |
| Nah nobody does demo accounts |
| Taco bought calls on Friday |
| My demo account is down 98%\n\nMy real account is down 70% since 2021\n\nMy Blackjack account is down 88% since last week \n\n |
| Source? Trust me bro? |
| Cold storage attack just goes to show that Bitcoin to zero is just an exploit away. |
| **OPEN THE CITADEL YOU CRAZY BASTARDS.** |
| Has anyone tried just asking ChatGPT to hack into Satoshi’s wallets, can’t be that hard now can it |
| Installed Skyrim again. Puts on my productivity. |
| Istg theres a trick on how to post images that im being gatekept out of |
| I too can make deals with *myself* |
| Dump |
| Correct |
| https://preview.redd.it/byef9fwvpzgh1.png?width=128&format=png&auto=webp&s=7cc55179c262fe5e317c255dd021d4c72efd8f39 |
| Si |
| They always had great launch coverage and are doing amazing stuff no other company can. \nUnfortunately they went public, so the discourse around the company will always be influenced by people's market positions. |
| If you've gone full autist following it, then yes. I'd read it. IDK wtf they do, but I'm here to lose money on things I don't understand anyways. |
| Iran directly rejects Trump's new claim Iran agreed to end its nuclear program and open the Strait of Hormuz as a "complete lie," saying it is a "desperate attempt to manipulate the market," per Iranian military officials to Mehr News.\n\nIran adds that it has not requested any halt to the planned attacks, and that it was purely Trump who chose to stop them with false claims of a deal. |
| The even more realistic one would be him seeing the top dude get to the diamonds, deciding to chase back down the tunnel to salvage some, and then having the cave ceiling collapse on him right before he arrives. |
| Wow a whole $2B backlog? At $40B valuation and $200M in losses each year.. sounds like a value pick if I’ve ever seen one… |
| Chat how we feeling about KOPSI? Dump or rise? |
| One of us!\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/1e4uwu7rpzgh1.png?width=800&format=png&auto=webp&s=575eb3becaeb51a87b5ea45b13c8e18c840ca1f7\n\n |
| *concepts* of a perimeter for an understanding of a framework for a deal |
| 1269 |
| Iran is holding out to be the only player |
| Perfect day for it |
| Farmers carries in the sun, groceries and meal prep, cleaning the house, then a large dose of THC+researching next plays+hogwarts legacy before HoD and Sunday scaries\n\nHow about you? |
| Thanks.\n\nI mean I wasn't even saying it for bull \*or\* bear purposes. Rather like... the market wasn't having big reactions at this point to anything going on with the war. I think it's all about interest rates and earnings at this point, which granted interest rates are impacted by the war to some degree, but even then they were still refusing to go back down nearly as much as people thoughtwhen things de-escalated and oil dropped. \n\nSo it's more like... trading war headlines hasn't really felt like it has worked for a while in either direction. |
| Lol no. Lots of fear for inflation due to the war |
| Why pay if you can watch it for free? |
| Crude oil prediction for tomorrow ? |
| We're all just dancing monkeys with nukes and 0DTEs |
| If you buy a butt plug out of curiosity and absolutely hate it does that mean you have to short grindr |
| Interesting article I just read from WSJ, they said new data just came in showing if you're a bear, you got a tiny peen |
| Mr Market I don’t feel so good. 🥴 |
| Dumpster diving |
| https://preview.redd.it/ovd4u2dgpzgh1.png?width=270&format=png&auto=webp&s=270d4c16d2aafe45957f90967bd91815e07726ba |
| I dunno...are you *bear*? |
| Shredded the JCPOA prenup years ago, now they are just squabbling over who gets custody of the Strait of Hormuz in the divorce settlement |
| 1125 |
| What's everyone got going on today? |
| I worry about GRND's user growth since so many 🌈🐻s are getting liquidated. |
| Tires are possible in a garage, but the computer power alignment the shops do is much better.\n\nSerpentines aren't conceptually hard, its just a lot of work and difficulty varies by engine alot.\n\nAnyways, put on this car. |
| 1450 |
| Considering? Bitch once you have then come back & post loss porn |
| *perimeter of a deal |
| That's because they didnt have a chance to get their money out yet, as the fund is still technically intact. The fund only has private investments now so it's not possible to get their money back |
| yes a new bagholder was born I won't even lie to you, after buying 3 dips in the same day my avg is still 148ish\n\ntechnically my total historical P&L on RDDT is still super green tho |
| Hahaha right on. Hell of a time |
| I guess till the Japan yen situation is clear we won’t be bombing any one and deal will be put forth waiting for Iran to accept. \nThe strait of Hormuz will be eventually be controlled by a consortium of which Iran will be a majority player and US will claim victory and narrative will be Iran doesn’t control the strait anymore. This situation is getting closer by the day. |
| no, youre right. im a bit stupid |
| Hulk is back in the new spider-man movie, green Monday |
| Not entirely. Much of it is also AI chat bots trying to influence behavior! |
| It was always a meme and all memes get stale eventually. Except rick rolling that one is forever. |
| just signed up to Grindr because of the op post (not cause im gay, im married), lot of bers there just so you know |
| You actually might get a quick 300 percent return on those |
| U.S. REDIRECTS VESSELS AS IRAN MAINTAINS STRAIT OF HORMUZ BLOCKADE.\n\nTHE UNITED STATES HAS REPORTEDLY REROUTED VESSELS TO AVOID THE STRAIT OF HORMUZ AS IRAN CONTINUES TO RESTRICT PASSAGE THROUGH THE STRATEGIC WATERWAY. THE DISRUPTION THREATENS GLOBAL OIL SUPPLIES, RAISES SHIPPING COSTS, AND HEIGHTENS GEOPOLITICAL TENSIONS, WITH ENERGY MARKETS CLOSELY WATCHING FOR FURTHER ESCALATION. ...\n\nLooks like Iran doesnt know we have a great glorious deal in place??? |
| :clifford: :pepetrump: oil circuit breakerr |
| Let alone Canadian … trash |
| # who is ready to play \n\n***^(execute your trades inside the volatility window)*** |
| Predictions for SNDK at open tomorrow? |
| why would increased oil supply increase the price?? |
| Just use cold storage ,bro...oh not that kind of cold storage. need more entropy, bro |
| Hahaha ex-dragon tamer here, I'm fully invested in my past |
| Bought at 25 and sold at 145. Thinking about getting back in but sitting out next week because of the coming spacex earnings and sell off. |
| BTC shit as always. cant even keep gains, $70 million hack means cold wallets not safe + Saylor sell $5 billion. No Clarity Act. No Bitcoin reserve. |
| Yea, the market has been fooled by this man so many times, I dont even think we see 750 |
| Lets be realistic. All you fools buy 0dte yet talk shit to someone whos actually cautious and buys calls with a one year expiration date. He’ll be laughing in the end. |
| Mass oil production = lower prices |
| If I take the time to make a post about Indivior and their performance over the last year, catalysts driving performance, legislation coming up that will be a wave of sales, will anyone give a shit since it's not tech or some dilution scam? \n\nI've been following them @ DOD autism level attention for 379 days straight, should I write one? |
| "So this relationship only kinda worked when you guys blowing shit up around here made us richer, but like now its making us poorer. Sorry just think its not gonna work out, always remember the good times, its not you its me, hmu when you worked your shit out until then lose the number." - Mohammed bin Salman |
| That's why i will buy big into mstr soon. Like 100k most likely. Plus maybe 25k into altcoin plays. I will also stay in CPO stocks. On the defensive side i will keep gold and treasuries as a swing trade for a recession. |
| lol bitcoin never keep gains. shorting is free money still |
| I mean we had troops on the ground in Afghanistan too |
| Some dude’s gonna smash a watermelon or 2 up his ass if Spy goes up 2% so there’s that… |
| Bro you people cannot be real. I joined this sub to see the occasional tip to buy an individual stock with a very small percentage of my portfolio that otherwise just contain ETFs I buy monthly. Like its either trolling or these people arent investors they are degenerate gamblers |
| baggie spotted |
| Yeah no buyers for Anthropic cmon bro 😹 |
| #We gonna pump so hard this week. We could even see $800 LMAO🤌 |
| your daddy |
| well trump just posted something about restarting oil production in sable pipeline. oil to the moon tomorrow? |
| We are dumping through the seven layers of hell back to the abyss of pre-matter |
| Refinance where , Michael ? |
| I like my Wendy’s Factory |
| When 🥭 announces a strike beforehand, he ALWAYS 🌮 out of it.\n\nWhen 🥭 actually strikes, he announces it after doing it.\n\nIt's funny how many people haven't noticed this yet. |
| Hormuz Casino is open! Jackpot is a Banger! |
| Put the app down for the weekend, what have I missed? |
| Every single comment in here isn’t saying the market is going to crash to 0 this week for once. \n\nvery concerning for my calls. |
| Pretty much the exact reason why I never traded during the first hour of trading |
| Never touching options again…said no one. |
| Excellent answer. Seriously, thanks! |
| pump to 10 am EST then dump to breakers |
| Seems mostly bullish\n\nEspecially on Iran’s prospects |
| we pumping monday or dumping into oblivion? |
| \> He said in his letter before the liquidation that they are up 80% YTD.\n\nThis is post liquidation.\n\n\> You know people invest in that fund along the way right? We dont know the total inflows. \n\nYes, I'm aware. Their filings from March 2026 reports 1.7 billion of investor intake. You're assuming that another $8 billion came in in the month of April, May, and June which is incredibly unrealistic. All signs indicate that the fund is up. |
| Not even close. But happy cake day! And I’m not a ber |
| Why puts on Marriott and why calls on spcx |
| People with brains that still work. |
| I will have puts tho |
| double pallets of cashhhh |
| Yes thats what i am saying, i am just afraid the orange man lost all credibility on the market. And they will focus more on the war aspect, rather than the 20 million safe barrel. |
| 7.5 hours to casino |
| They meant something different when they said do it yourself |
| RDDT is a $1000 stonk in 5y, change my mind |
| Wow, that took me back 10yrs. The other side is nice though, get there bro. |
| Who the hell names their kid that? |
| We’re almost home. Let’s get this deal signed soldiers 🫡 |
| Are we bearish or bullish this weekend? |
| TORNADURZ 🫴🌪️ |
| Oil will drop on POTUS and OPEC production increase announcement today. |
| Prepare for green, taco is tacoing 🙂 |
| holy shit $oil earnings are out, they missed!? |
| 60 is the real NAV |
| I have full ported QQQ puts in my account and I feel great about tomorrow morning. |
| Did this taco exterminate 🐻??? Where are they hiding? |
| I wonder how Bibi feels about this fake peace deal |
| Thank goodness I didn’t swing those Spx puts |
| Suboxone & baconators 🥷🦅 |
| Is Oil gonna drop now, or Potus tweets are nah? |
| Ive made a small entry at 86 to swing trade back up to the 100s do you think its still down trending after good earnings |
| Oklahoma boy. Kansas boy. Midwest boy. Flyover boy. |
| Great looking chart on $TXRH FYI |
| Never let them win |
| War what is it good for? |
| I see a ton of “loss porn” posts from idiots who threw their money at a series of lottery tickets and blew up their accounts. Those posts always seem to get a ton of upvotes. I’d rather celebrate a guy who’s actually making money. We all want to make money… this isn’t r/politics or r/socialism. |
| u/enginra off the Blue Chew hide your wife! |
| Don't you like money? |
| it's a fine day. people open windows. They leave their houses, just for a short while. They walk by the grass, and they look at the grass. They look at the sky. It's going to be a fine night tonight. It's going be a fine day tomorrow. 🙃 |
| never stopped |
| Does she give blowjobs though? |
| You both reach for the same book, your hands lightly touch, a slight gasp from her and you JIZZ IN YOUR PANTS. AGAIN. |
| I liked Odyssey and found it exciting having never read the poem. The trailer for spider man looked bland and uninspiring compared to my memories of the fantastic Toby McGuire one. Maybe I’m just too disconnected from the hip kids now. My 2c |
| i keep seeing yummy food on my home feed and then it turns out about some broad that got broken up to wtf is this thing |
| 🥴 |
| Everyone keeps quoting those numbers as if the only inflow is the initial $150m. You know people invest in that fund along the way right? We dont know the total inflows. He said in his letter before the liquidation that they are up 80% YTD. This is including the anthropic paper gains. In reality it looks like he sold the public stocks at a loss to citadel. |
| If you're serious, I recommend [Adam Mancini](https://x.com/AdamMancini4), who trades ES futures. He never talks about his losses, but his trading style suits me and I mix it with my own. What's most important is risk management, otherwise it doesn't matter what instrument you trade. I used to follow WSB's advice, but lost a lot of money, then decided to change, learn, and improve. I wish you good luck and learning! 🙂 |
| No deal |
| Despite being able to throw thousands on short dated options and not bat an eye I am so cheap I bring my bottle of Cajun seasoning to my local burger place because they charge a $1 extra for Cajun fries |
| *Spain* seems pretty chill |
| Exactly we are about to do this with GLM or Kimi. |
| There’s been no civil or regulatory charges brought against him so far and I’ve yet to see anything to say there will be. Definitely not saying it won’t happen but so far nothing to suggest he will be. |
| make sure to take 25% loan |
| Read the first word of my comment that you responded to then |
| local starbucks is practically deserted. Let's see how that plays out |
| \> What did they expect from a fund that's up like 4000% a year? Tell that to aschenbrenner who is still leveraged to the tits until he got liquidated.\n\nThat's the thing. It basically went as well as it could have. He ran it up like 40x but was still able to get out at 10x. Obviously no one can time it at the exact peak. Everyone was expecting it to blow up at some point but he managed to actually get out with very high returns even with that massive drawdown. |
| I keep getting these tornado warnings and theres never any tornados shits fucking boring |
| No but models are commoditized. There are companies like fireworks.ai that do the heavy lifting even azure can host most models and you can swap between them with some work. Kimi and GLM are going to be good enough for enterprise and in most cases run in there infrastructure not anthropics which is critical for enterprise adoption. |
| War back on? |
| Try that with the money printer micron. |
| Easy peasy, all you need is a time machine. Insider info works too |
| RDDT's revenues grew 63% but at what cost? \n\nThe Enshitification of the Reddit experience is fully underway. This is why DAU's dipped this quarter, not because fucking search or referrals "choppiness." |
| Wasn't the lesson last week that the market has moved on from the war? |
| We need a post about truth api lmao |
| pp go up like stock |
| Ill take a couple meat cubes |
| under $750 preferably |
| Belt yes alignment no |
| Best i can do is half cash half stock |
| Thank you! |
| Do you guys ever sit back and think you could've been a millionaire if you played the meme stonks, crypto and Ai hype stocks at the right time? |
| Haha |
| thats not inflation thats just the corporates knowing stupid broke americans will overpay and whine and do it again tomorrow |
| It’s on the website |
| That's what the lawyers are going to look at. He could have deployed strategies that deviated from the fund prospectus.\n\nFor a failure this spetacular there are going to be shady practices. |
| Theif cunt |
| corn is going to get gaped so hard tonight |
| What’s the pull back price you gonna be waiting for? |
| https://preview.redd.it/d9gp6k4kmzgh1.png?width=1280&format=png&auto=webp&s=21d26c76a9a319fe82c0fb2f78e528795d2b818b |
| https://www.axios.com/2026/06/16/microsoft-copilot-cowork-tokenmaxxing-cowork\n\n\n\nLike even Microsoft is looking into using Deepseek for Copilot. |
| Lets hear him out \*mops brow\* |
| Yen intervention working. 🤷\n\nhttps://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1vb4h65/comment/p0rfrfh/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=mweb3x&utm_name=mweb3xcss&utm_term=2&utm_content=share_button |
| Check on r/oil |
| lol this gave me a laugh ty sir |
| To do: \nBuy Japanese Yen (JPY) \n$5-10 bil |
| He ran up a fund of initially $150 million to $40 billion so I think he was always highly leveraged.\n\nWSJ reported about $1-2 billion in total investor money. So selling it for $10 billion would imply the median investor did incredibly well.\n\n \n\> What did they expect from a fund that's up like 4000% a year? Tell that to aschenbrenner who is still leveraged to the tits until he got liquidated.\n\nThat's the thing. It basically went as well as it could have. He ran it up like 40x but was still able to get out at 10x. Obviously no one can time it at the exact peak. Everyone was expecting it to blow up at some point but he managed to actually get out with very high returns even with that massive drawdown. |
| You cashed out! What kind of degenerate cashes out while they're ahead? |
| This is WSB |
| 10% discount if you pay cash |
| Alex Karp needs an intervention |
| Had an etherium transfer come through Coinbase after two years 😂 I fucked up L1 or L2 fuck crypto |
| going to take that long vacation in Beirut... show the wife the bath houses I have heaard all about on WSB |
| Calls on Eastern European |
| Wrong sub |
| How the hell are u affording another one |
| Buy a new car |
| You too brother, and I’m with you. Trust me, I feel the same way. |
| Crazy hot Asian girl with short hiked jean shorts and pigtails, I want to nyam that fit ass!!! |
| this is the biggest cope of all time LMAO |
| When your 1 cup of starbucks starts charging you $10 a cup.. you know inflation is so cooked! |
| We dont have enough information. He could have increased leverage recently so it's possible inflows from before also went under. \n\n>What did they expect from a fund that's up like 4000% a year?\nTell that to aschenbrenner who is still leveraged to the tits until he got liquidated. |
| Highly recommend checking out the recent SpaceX launch coverage. Associated Press had nice coverage of it on YouTube. \n\nI find it very difficult to be bearish on the stock. |
| Hm I doubt it. But would be cool |
| What would they sue him for? |
| Bloom is not printing hundreds of billions in profit lol |
| Crazzzzyyy cause if i remember correctly we could have avoided all of this. Go eat your cats and dogs you gullable guppy\n\nKeep coping instead of taking any responsablities, you've learned from the best |
| Yep |
| Good luck broski feels like we’re entering a more volatile market. I’m sure it’ll swing up and down but I’m a little more bearish rn with this war and other uncertainty \n\nTheta farming does help ease losses on shares tho lol |
| ok here it comes. PLTR calls but might be flat. ABTC calls. MAR puts. PFE calls....fuck I just realize. Calls on everything this week if bought on monday. WOW. Literally no puts. I participate in PLTR, SPCX, ANET, SHOP, APP, DDOG, FISV, RCAT, VST.....maybe puts on WEN and BeyondMeat |
| Im gonna get another bahn mi sammich today |
| I'm at a bookstore rn\n\nTime for the meet cute\n\n🥹 |
| I don't know how you can say they remain firmly in the hands of China when I can download them and run them. You could put them on a spaceship to Alpha Centauri and China cease to exist and you could still be using them. |
| 🤗 |
| Over 1 mil just on calls...\n\nI had put $300 on a late August call which sold at $700 but it would have been $1500 if I didn't have a sell limit set. Whoops. |
| I have zero issues being tricked to staying on an island for 7 years with Calypso (Charlize Theron) as my lover |
| Now he’s got to wait till next weekend to threaten them again. |
| 2.4B market cap at ipo and a real business though. The dynamics to hodl or offload might be different |
| They’ve got some good numbers on their trials and I do like the ceo. It’s biotech - risky as all hell, but a solid shop. |
| WATCH IT IM *SCOOTIN* HERE 🛴 |
| Since I can’t say the name of the prediction market, the one that ends with alshi and starts with a k has spx opening at 7522 forecasted lmao |
| Wanna bet come Sep & Oct.. you will see Yen trading back to 164/165 to 1 USD? |
| Actually there is. You can predict that VRT would have a large move the next day based on the daily candle which was an inside daily. For a stock like VRT, the way it moves, it’s rare for that to happen. There was 2 catalyst really. 1. Inside daily (technical) 2. AMZN Er helper data center story (fundamental) |
| I really like watching footage from within treasuries of high denomination note fiat currency being manufactured. |
| le donald hypotenuse |
| Shut up loser. I can’t hear your over my gambling losses |
| Only inflows from the last 3-4 months would be underwater, I think. It's been around for \~2 years so I doubt majority of the inflows came from the last 3-4 months. \n\nAlso for those that did put their money in late. What did they expect from a fund that's up like 4000% a year? Obviously returns like that is extremely risky and implies large drawdowns. Even retail apes on r/wallstreetbets know that. |
| Were do you see this |
| 🤗 |
| >significant regulatory actions\n\nI think this is one that you could argue he'd probably be violating as material. He speaks so vaguely that while investors might react to him saying "that Sam Altman, what a special guy...that Dario a-la-mode-eey not a fan." I think it's harder to prove it's going to result in a regulatory action.\n\n>broadly disclosed to the investing public\n\nthey'd have to define that. posting it online does seem like it's been broadly disclosed. restricting it to truth social is not broad though. and putting it behind a paywall there is even more restricted. There can't be more than a few million that actually use that platform.\n\n>sufficient time has not yet passed for the market to absorb it after disclosure.\n\nThis one is weird because if the post is the disclosure then any post regardless of the medium would not allow the market to absorb the disclosure as the market wasn't aware until the disclosure. If the post doesn't have what they consider "material" but includes vague things like "sam – great guy, dario – what a dork" what is it he's disclosing? His personal affinity for specific CEOs?\n\nAlso, just to be clear, I'm not a fan of this. I just legitimately don't know what is legally required for it to be deemed "publicly available". If you told me "truthing" to a few million people that pay $15/month for advanced "truths", I wouldn't be surprised at this point, even if it doesn't fit the spirit of what was intended by "publicly available". |
| https://preview.redd.it/pdxl08velzgh1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2ef5b053e235f2b1b7f04145626f3b44bbfd2f86\n\n \nA few days back… |
| Hasn’t stopped spamming them since spcx IPO. And I literally dumped those shares at $220. So yeah, you’re not alone. |
| Oh yea, there's no chance companies will pick the free but slightly inferior version of a product. No way, they'd never do that! |
| Raise the sails my harties |
| Qwen is not open weight it’s open source please read my prior comments on why enterprises will not use OPEN WEIGHT models\n\nLiterally anyone on earth could recreate Qwen because it’s *open* but you *cannot* recreate Kimi or Deepseek which remain firmly in the hands of China |
| Perfect way to turn it back to a growth company, porn! |
| Noted. Thanks |
| It’s not that they’re dumb it’s that it’s clear as day that the US has no cards left and is getting closer to taking the L. Iran will step back from their hostilities once we come out and publicly humiliate ourselves. They’ll look like a more serious, and stable regime as a result |
| It's fine as long as you can tie it to the market. Obviously the Iran news is relevant since the price of oil impacts everything. |
| “You literally cannot go wrong with this one secret strategy” \n\nlike sir, is that a fucking challenge, you have not seen me trade |
| Qqq premarket will open 695, some profit taking, then gap over 700 overnight |
| Can I replace my cars serpentine belt and realign the tires myself? I’ve been told to do it myself |
| Mods pin this one. We need a video/pics for proof if this plays out. And probably some flair for this poor soldier. |
| “SPCX to $500! *Her!Der!”* |
| well this is a bad sign |
| She had to be pushing like 500lbs, insanity. |
| Weekend war is about to end.. clock is ticking towards Monday opening.. |
| I'm convinced this sub was converted into a mindless horde of leveraged options gamblers by some kind of psyop by Citadel. After the tide has gone out and the spell has lifted, there will be a grand awakening from this mass psychosis. I fear, for most here, the snap back to reality will be painful. |
| I was banned by Reddit itself by some automation shit where I was making a joke and that automation shit can’t recognize the joke and I got banned from doing anything for 4 days. |
| weekend price is bs and also tards only get to the trump media |
| We can’t say kal shi t lmao |
| Because the most important part of the announcement was that he was holding off on the attack |
| Can I hold some cash for you |
| CallZ |
| Yeah idk how the hell he could choose which one was the primary problem. |
| That’s gonna be a no from me dawg. |
| No I’m not rich enough |
| sir you are next in line for the spit roast, flair this one u/OPINION_IS_UNPOPULAR |
| Ber ties their hair back to eat bananas |
| Gap and go. Bears won’t even have a chance to get out. |
| He wears shorts skirts, I wear t-shirts\n\nHe's cheer captain and I'm on the bleachers\n\n😧 |
| Ha I wish. I think it'll be months until we get info about that. Unless spez is worried about the stock price |
| Things must be pretty bleak if you're pumping your stock in the weekend thread. There are like 12 people here and half of them are Bearhunter alt accounts. |
| Lol |
| so puts on wendys |
| The U.S. State Department renewed its warning yesterday for Americans across the Middle East, urging heightened vigilance amid the increasingly volatile regional security environment. Americans currently in the region are advised to consider departing while commercial travel remains available or be prepared to leave if the situation deteriorates. The advisory warns of potential flight cancellations, periodic airspace closures, and other travel disruptions. Americans outside the region are urged to reconsider travel to or through the Middle East. The updated warning follows a series of increasingly specific security alerts issued in recent weeks, including notices for Jordan, Bahrain, and, for the first time, Egypt, reflecting the geographic expansion of Iranian attacks and concerns that Iran or Iran-backed groups could target U.S. diplomatic facilities, businesses, and other American interests both within and beyond the Middle East |
| Jesus I felt good at 34% ytd… and now I’m down 30% lol.. god speed |
| You gonna try to slide? 🤣 |
| Bro divorced 3 people |
| If btc drops to 50k, mstr should drop to 72$. I wonder if it will go lower. My prediction is it will do a 6x but not break its ath. So the 80$ region sounds reasonable. Man wish i had bough at 82$, such an obvious swing trade. |
| I’m still averaging them down on dips. I mean I like APLD and NBIS. I was in early on both and made money all the way up… sold 90% of my position in both and thenI mistimed reentry on the big dippity dips.. that weren’t the end of the dips. But appreciate the insight. I’ll go calls 2 weeks out on apld, selling calls that is. NBIS waiting for earnings. |
| We all know that already. Somehow, the market still inexplicably and stupidly moves. Market participants are really dumb. |
| OGs remember Melvin capital |
| I’m shorting them - they gave me food poisoning on my bday |
| Make it pineapples and you've got yourself a show! |
| Just saw a post from someone i knew in HS, being down 350lbs in 12 months. Going on to complain that her ex cheated on her a year and a half ago, and was a manipulator and a gaslighter. \n\nIf you're down 350 lbs, and it took a divorce to make that happen - He did you a fuckin favor. |
| Cap. |
| SPCX puts for earnings will feed generations |
| Trump lies about peace and cancels attacks: Oil dumps to the depths of hell \nIran as usual comes out and says no deal has been reached: +0.5% |
| Link to that ? |
| new lizard suit of RR |
| SPCX will pump but the earnings date unlocks more shares able to be sold that are currently In lockup… more employees waiting to sell to buy their lambos.. could be good reason for puts after earnings.. plus August sucks the life out of stocks.. |
| The market is closed. |
| He is 100% getting sued. He wont keep those fees. He has to pay lawyers and maybe even a fine |
| Gemini is it possible to put a 6" sphere up the anus? |
| Market hasn’t really experienced this early in the weekend of a taco. It’s uncharted territory |
| taco bell lettuce got me turbo charged ⚡️ 💩 |
| Do the job yourself thats pretty easy |
| Pump already happened Friday |
| Wait why is spy up. Iran said that the taco was lies and the market doesn't care? |
| Iranians are so petty; won't even allow 🥭 to 🌮 properly anymore, immediate denial. \n\n***Iran directly rejects Trump's new claim Iran agreed to end its nuclear program and open the Strait of Hormuz as a "complete lie," saying it is a "desperate attempt to manipulate the market," per Iranian military officials to Mehr News.*** |
| Calls! Trump called off the strikes!! |
| Personally I wouldn’t sell any puts right now because there’s too much risk. If you’re planning to buy more shares on any dips then it’s not bad but you could end up with more shares and even more losses. \n\nIf you’re already down $20k on shares I wouldn’t personally sell CSP’s but that’s your call/depends on your strategy - it’s definitely the more bullish position |
| You are assuminf the only inflow is at the beginning. But in reality there's probably inflows at the higher valuations. The total inflows could be higher than $10B, which would make him go negative. |
| We all know who is fuk no need to state it |
| As opposed to one like you do every day? |
| *Me. Hope this helps GL.* |
| Only 2? |
| Lmmmaoooooo |
| It made me chortle in the matrix |
| Lol. Okay |
| I would like to learn about this more.. any channels you suggest? I pattern trade and swing trade regularly but have always been hesitant to get into options. |
| SPY +2% tomorrow and I’ll stick two watermelons up my ass |
| Good luck bro. If you’re right just don’t forget I didn’t call ya a retard and throw me $10k for supporting you. |
| Beat EPS expectations and raised outlook for the rest of the year |
| Why it should be up ?? |
| MU makes HBM (only 3 manufacturers - SK, Samsung, and Micron)\n\nSNDK makes mostly commodity DRAM |
| You should see mine |
| I have been holding some shares at $95 so sell or hold? |
| Looks like SoFi |
| Do you know what MOU stands for? Jfc. It seems you're being intentionally disingenuous. \n \nIt doesn't matter who published the news of the MOU, all news outlets are publishing all sorts of lies and propaganda from both sides because that's all the access they have. I obviously wasn't saying the MOU is propaganda, I'm saying you are believing nonsensical, and frankly idiotic, propaganda about the MOU. I also don't believe Iran ever had any intention to respect the MOu anyway. Also, plenty of news outlets covered the MOU critically. It seems you don't actually read the articles, just as it seems you didn't actually read the MOU. |
| There are already multiple American companies serving Chinese models with the data kept inside the US. Companies don't need to run them themselves.\n\nHere is Uber talking about Qwen, a Chinese model.\n\n\nhttps://www.uber.com/us/en/blog/evolution-and-scale-of-ubers-delivery-search-platform/\n\n\n\nIf the US bans all this so a handful of closed American companies can own American AI forever, then that is bad for American business. I cannot see how that could ever last, especially if China is ahead years from now and it stunts American companies. |
| You’re not him. |
| The Spider-Man trailer in The Odyssey is about 42% of the movie |
| They remove it from the boil bag and make it fresh ahaha probably allegedly |
| 🅱️rekkie & retail therapy kinda day I guess \n\nLater, 🅱️luls 😘👋\n\nGit fukt, 🅱️eras |
| Right for sure |
| Y is Ryan Reynolds on my rddt ad didn't he go bankrupt? |
| I keep getting this advert on YT where a confident male voice states "Trade silver, long and short", and I'm like "Well, which one is it?" |
| it's not QE it's "reserve management purchases" |
| The show really went off the rails when they stopped chopping up endless hordes of giant zombie-things, and started developing dumb shit like sensible plots with actual themes, expanded worldbuilding, and better characters |
| Why would anyone buy RKLB over SPCX? |
| Some of you don't even have an actual home theater and it shows. |
| Don’t disagree, but we will pump again. Memory reqs are here to stay. Biblical money printers for at min 2-3 yrs imo |
| Got a week for dming a mod calling him a loser 😂😂😂 |
| You use the power of the internet to get bench mark prices for your zip code. And if the quote is +/- 15% of that its probably fair.\n\nIf you live in the land of the poors expect $100-$150/hr for labor. If you live in the land of the rich expect 150-200$/hr.\n\nYou can look up quoted parts, generally mechanics do pass through cost of 10 to 15%. |
| 🫵🍟👜 |
| Good job but thats so heavy into us tech you went to the casino, gambled and won. Statistically just buy an etf. |
| CPI go brrrrrr |
| 2 cents nobody asked for:\n- IONQ calls - quantum trade broke down but they've surged on earnings before\n- UBER puts - uber waymo rift enough to take over sentiment \n- DKNG puts - obviously thought is world cup boost + upcoming midterms but prediction markers probably eating it alive \n- TSLA puts - Spcx is expensive to short, feels like an easy way to get some downside exposure when sentiment is already low after their earnings. Elon's slowly losing favor |
| lol “fresh” |
| Fuk ya |
| It smells awful too |
| Anyone else feel like they’re being targeted by leveraged ETF ads on Reddit…? 🥴 |
| NUVB - Earnings 8/6 is the fork - Print good + reclaim 6.40 → 6.63 then the weekly extension zone near 10 is live. Print bad → 6.00 breaks and 5.15 (200-day) is the next real floor. 52-wk range 2.18–9.75, $2.2B cap. 1Y street target 12.78 |
| Nah, probably something about fairness in women’s sports with all the biological male humans transitioning *only* to set athletic records. |
| So open a new Roth and do transfer of assets, problem solved |
| Korea overnight looks awful again |
| BER LIKE:\n\nAC BROKE IN HOTEL RUNIN OUTA SODAS WALKIN CIRCLE K BY MYSELF\n\nBULL LIKE:\n\nI PAID THIS $1.5M 1 BEDROOM IN CASH |
| Just tell me who is fuk next week |
| Stop reading my mail! |
| $MU\n\nA very big tranche of spaceX float close to $200B will be released for sale on August 6th which will inject a lot of liquidity into the market. \n\nI’m certain this money will go into memory stocks as they are dead cheap in the bigger picture considering the scale of AI buildout. Pretty sure we will see a huge rally into ATH for micron in August. With macro getting good the tailwinds are getting stronger and stronger. Don’t miss out. |
| waiting for another pullback on micron and then im full porting a week out calls and I’m gonna be rich |
| My 2tb SSD I bought 2years ago is worth more than my ps5 $900 on Amazon lmao thanks AI |
| The mods are being extremely regarded removing politic stuff. When has a single person changed markets at the flick of a tweet this much? When has a single person been engaged is such open market manipulation? Let us spit roast each other over it and what it means to our positions. \n\nLet them eat crayons. |
| just took a piss |
| Fox News probably says something opposite |
| Stop going against the grain and conform |
| I think you misunderstand my post. \n\nIf your day job income has you at the top of the 24% bracket then the amount you make over that bracket is taxed at the higher rate, and you have to set aside the higher rate for those trades to pay taxes on them. \n\nBut if you dont breach into the next tax bracket you dont have to figure anything out.\n\n For me it would take another 100k of gains to get to the next bracket. So I can set aside my current bracket % from my wins up to that amount.\n\nI am not saying all your money is taxes at the higher rate. I'm saying you have to pay attention to what rate your trades will be taxed at so you can set aside enough. |
| How have your bowels been lately, chat? You moving on time? |
| Y'all think micron going up after hours just to get slammed Monday and end in the 700s? |
| and we recently saw how much the market still prefers gold over bitcoin to hedge inflation 🤷♂️ |
| Greed |
| I thought 🥭 was a bully not a keyboard warrior. |
| Both |
| Doordash “experimented” with Kimi for low level work and are now being subpoenaed by the U.S administration for it. There is zero evidence of Uber using Chinese models (please find me some!)\n\nI never once said open weight models store data in China lmao. I said a pull for companies to use Claude is data being hosted in the western world without needing to self host and hire to maintain hosting. Read my comment again. |
| 🥭 “Nnnnoooooooo.” |
| Green or red? |
| I just had a VERY GOOD bowel movement. Thank you for your attention to this fecal matter. |
| the only thing thats sterilized or unsterilized is ur sperm count lmao |
| I don't even think that |
| So since SNDK has been beaten down you’d inverse that and buy calls going into earnings? |
| “Iran state media says Tehran has shown no signs of changing its stance on The Straight of Hormuz and has yet to acknowledge talks.” \n\-CNN |
| Yoooo\nDudes betting on a 50% to break even wtf |
| I'll give you my unsterilized pp |
| Selling puts all week |
| When Japan operates under near-zero interest rates or Quantitative Easing (QE), domestic money markets are already saturated with excess reserves.\n\nIn this environment, the operational difference between sterilized and unsterilized intervention largely disappears—injecting or absorbing liquidity via open-market operations has virtually zero marginal impact on interest rates.\n |
| You mean sunday? |
| The perimeter of peace is monday through friday. |
| Glass half full tards! |
| I remember reading posts this is how he pumps the markets. Don't worry the deal will fail eventually and we will bomb more. |
| Wait for pump then buy puts |
| Finally unbanned after 4 days, this reddit is regarded shit, I’m so happy this dumb stock dropped 20% |
| So I need my wheels aligned and a new serpentine belt. How do I have the mechanic not scam me? I’ve never been to a mechanic before tbh |
| Market cap? |
| Diamond hands? |
| CEO of Iran has puts, homie |
| Hopefully futes are red and we rip into ath |
| I always downscale my trades by half, that way whichever way it moves on me I'm happy |
| Either he is a complete idiot or this was done on purpose. |
| $40 f9r all that? Where are you Djibouti? |
| LMFAO |
| It's my fault... This is where I went and doubled my holdings.\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/ydq5a00vhzgh1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7bae90b86a34593c8a0c685eb3da0a7c6f2bdce3 |
| I def see it opening green for futures then dropping to -2% overnight |
| Is there something genetic with women that they need to buy overpriced fake shit at target or home goods to hoard “decor” in bins at home? |
| How heavy are your bags? |
| How do you feel about AMD and DDOG? |
| Lmao, sure baggie |
| ¥endies |
| Any more details? |
| Sir… this a Wendy’s. Please put the fries in the bag! |
| Or you just fucking remember something that big.\n\n"Yes honey, I grabbed milk and eggs at the store."\n\n"And did you remember to buy 10B of Japanese Yen?"\n\n"Oh shit, sorry honey, I'll do it tomorrow."\n\n"This is why I tell you to write things down!" |
| Will probably announce $5 trillion backlog in orders until 2040 and still dump 7% |
| SPCX should be at $200 |
| Sell a sand dick for some ozempic my guy |
| Just judging my his face I’m not buying anything he’s selling |
| yup, more like a company selling early access to their earnings. \n\ndoesnt matter that it's a small window. these are binary events, and you only need enough time to execute the trades\n\neg, he says "dell is a good company" it doesnt matter if you found out 5 days or 5 minutes ago, you only need to be in position before it becomes public |
| But Joe Rogan said Nancy Pelosi bought Nvidia stock so we should be just as upset about that. These two situations are exactly the same. \n\n/s |
| US wanted nuclear oversight but didn't really get it since it was going to be discussed in the following 60 days. \n\nAs for whether or not it's Iran's propaganda, the 14 points of MOU, as well as the follow-upswere published by credible news sources, including CNBC. If it's Iranian propaganda, I wonder why none of them saw through it and simply published it as it was. |
| It's definitely illegal, but I doubt anyone will be prosecuted. This is a post-law admin. |
| Do we really have to communicate? 🤔 |
| Double decker couch |
| Wouldn’t even need “buy” in the note, in real life. You write “JPY 1B” |
| Up or down |
| Compacting conversation… |
| You forget to wear pants at work a few dozen times, and all of a sudden HR labels you as a pervert. My job as a male exotic dancer may be coming to an end 😭 |
| Now put it back in Netflix, retard |
| NUVB |
| Well we said fuck Netflix. Buy a Vsee Box, get all the streaming services for $250 as a one time payment |
| Three random thoughts when I went to watch The Odyssey at the movie theater\n\nFirst, buy tater tots since you'll have enough ammunition to throw at other patrons when they become disruptive ex. talking during the movie, getting up & being in my way, making weird sounds, etc.\n\nSecond, glad I didn't have a girlfriend. I needed the tray next to my chair to have enough space for my food. Fwiw I didn't finish my churros so I threw them away\n\nThird, movie theater food is impressive. I spent almost $40 on chicken tenders, tater tots, mozzarella sticks, and churros. I didn't finish my churros & tater tots. |
| Sunday scaries real af |
| American companies are already using Chinese models. Uber / Doordash etc. You started this by talking about where data is stored so it's a fair assumption you have no idea how this all works. |
| You seem like a human, how can we trust you're actually a machine? Humans hallucinate way too much. |
| Space debris are also an underappreciated hurdle they seemingly have no solution to, the radiators needed are going to be absolutely massive - what happens if a tiny asteroid goes through it? Or hits a rack component? |
| You will metamorphosis into a beautiful butterfly after all is said and done |
| Ur a $cat man |
| It's gonna drop after earnings and rip on makret open tuesday |
| Know any brain manufacturers? |
| My wife would kill me if this were me. I prefer to stay average rather than take these risks. |
| 😂😂😂hope so too |
| This would actually be hilarious. If the payment was just an extra fleecing on a massive "go fuck yourselves" to the HFTs. Our retirements would get destroyed, but I think we all assume those are going to eventually get wrecked anyway. |
| Well… idk how much further down my MU leaps can go but I guess ima bout to find out. |
| what's going on with it? |
| brain implant |
| "Demand Destruction" is right on point. People always acting like Demand will just stay the same or keep rising despite the price of a good. |
| they missed the biggest boat since electricity. on purpose. |
| This message was automated via a cron job btw |
| Will holding through caterpillar earnings leave me as a bag holder… |
| Bring back Napster |
| ENR Q3 earnings on Aug 4, eps 2.73 vol is 1.16m. Six-week downtrend off ~40 has flattened. price 20.97 is pinned. reclaim and hold above 21.21 makes the long case real. |
| I automated everything and reached the end of the internet. Wtf do I do now? |
| The market knows the peace deal holds no merit but we pump to ATH anyways \n\nSPX 7600 tomorrow |
| short term debt maybe. long term debt how are we going to pay off even half of $40T? |
| Think so? What's your position? |
| Right, and it would like liquidity isn’t going to be as easy to come by. Idk, this shit concerns me though. |
| Agreed |
| Bears are stupid 😤 |
| You're a hoe |
| SPCX gonna rip next week cause it’s so obvious of a short |
| Cough *Melvin* cough |
| Nice. I've only 10x when the contract cost cents, and then always lost money if I put 2k or more. |
| You're drunk, man. It's not worth it! |
| Are you dense? Where did I say that it’s impossible for enterprises to use Chinese AI?\n\nI said enterprises *do not* use Chinese LLMs for anything critical by choice. Compliance is a nightmare, good luck following SOC2, guardrails are non existent and the CCP can install biases whenever and wherever they want.\n\nOAI and Anthropic don’t claim to be “open source” when they aren’t, and their compliance/guardrails/auditing capabilities are worlds apart from Chinese models. Please educate me more when you can’t even decipher the point I’m making. |
| Meanwhile, YEN |
| Iran denied any claims of a peace deal |
| Ah yes the Hormuz letter counter tweet was released 😂 |
| "Bad" is subjective. It's edible but you can find far better fish and chips at an Irish Pub. |
| That would be bad for all ai and data center hardware plays. Clearly the crypto miners with their existing setups will obtain a structural monopoly and make big bank from agentic ai superintelligence. Glad i shaz'd it up when the leopold news broke. |
| Just a fundamental rerating of the price compare to growth metrics. Moat drying up a bit mature saturation, loss of original leadership. I've been buying, long term hold. Good luck with your picks. |
| Elon got the paper gains he wanted to stroke his ego, he didn't get any actual cash himself out of this deal. |
| SNDK 1500 |
| Can’t anyone leak these to others for free? They will just get reposted immediately other places. But yeah insane still. |
| They need liquidity to lengthen cash runway |
| so why didn’t he just dump half his anthropic stake to raise cash and cover his losses? Oh yeah, cause he couldn’t find a buyer for it, that’s why. Being a private company anthropic valuation isn’t marked to market on a daily basis but rather on private transactions. If you can’t find. a buyer for your private shares is the company still as valuable as you claim it to be on paper? Didn’t think so. Anthropocene burns ridiculous amounts of cash every year. Its own investors need to continuously keep funding it with debt and cash injections to offset the cash burn. |
| LOOK AT THIS PHOTOGRAPH\n\n\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ \n|BUNCHA GAY ASS BOLS| \n\----------------------------\n\nEVERYTIME IT MAKES ME LAFF |
| Dont dispute that, im staying away |
| imagine if msft had bad earnings and you lost all your money |
| bruh |
| Did u zoom out? |
| Billion |
| Thanks bro! |
| next time, he should put MAG tickers. i need some boost to nvda stock price |
| WE DONT NEED NO EDUCATION |
| !banbet MU -7% 36h |
| Nah MU is basically never dropping below 800 again. Its basically a psychological barrier at 800. |
| But it sure as hell isn't black. It usually is atleast grey. |
| Open the trumpino |
| Bloomberg terminals do the same shit with their news updates, normal individuals have no shot |
| Obviously, I’m sure I said the north of England. |
| **BanBet Created** ▲\n\n| Ticker | Target | Entry | Move | Expires |\n|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|\n| **MU** | $940.88 (above) | $818.16 | +15.0% | Aug 9, 3:45 PM | |
| **BanBet Created** ▲\n\n| Ticker | Target | Entry | Move | Expires |\n|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|\n| **COHR** | $312.97 (above) | $260.81 | +20.0% | Aug 23, 3:45 PM | |
| Yeah I sold at 450 in March and bought back in at 850 in July 😿 |
| !banbet MU +15% 1w |
| !banbet COHR +20% 3w |
| bout to fry some catfish\n\nhope SPY does a -2% tomorrow |
| me too bruh |
| Romulan character from Star Trek? |
| https://preview.redd.it/0ak8rkrofzgh1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ed382f6e508bcf679b13f485341634e1bd4ddf90\n\n \nNah, dudes doing a bunch of spreadsheet mangling to make it look better than it is. |
| > Use some logic, the plaza accord has lasting impact even until today, stuff like that don't just take effect the day it's implemented.\n\nAgain, your timeline makes 0 sense. You have to change your argument.\n\n> Go ask any Japanese if their lives have been better or worse the past 30 years or so.\n\nThat's the problem you are focusing on a 30 year period when it's been 80 years. |
| We need an AI model for choosing the right AI model |
| You’re betting against the recession proof tech company that has coffers full of cash and products that sell like hot cakes globally. Why? |
| Must be options. |
| So buy gold?\n |
| 🏴☠️🏴☠️🏴☠️🏴☠️🏴☠️ |
| Market may be figgurin' out that if the hyperscalers are holding Capex plans steady, while memory prices go up and up, that means they're actually installing fewer devices than they used to be.\n\nThat sirs and madams is called "demand destruction" ... |
| No thanks |
| It should crash tomorrow. Iran just denied any form of a peace deal or cease fire. |
| Then any other tech company swoops in with a model at the same price/performance as the Chinese ones. It's not like they have any unique expertise in this area, the only real difference is that they've had to focus more on efficiency since they don't have the same hardware resources. |
| SNDK is up 411% this year. |
| Thanks. Would appreciate if you yolo bear on SPCX. |
| Spider-Man as soon as possible to avoid spoilers but don’t miss odyssey |
| If Russian propaganda says something is black, it doesn’t automatically mean it’s white. |
| How so |
| !banbet SPY -2% 3d\n\nGet fukt bols |
| after i sell the stonk i bought at 137. |
| The crash is probably not over here come the massive decline in Ilm daily active users. |
| You're welcome to your service. |
| The massive manipulation of Micron & SanDisk continues by wall st. They really are clueless with memory and biased against these companies |
| WHY WOULD I WANT TO SORT BY BEST IN A DISCUSSION THREAD. I HOPE RDDT GOES TO 0\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/c6cw89yffzgh1.jpeg?width=236&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=88117cf6ffb3ea063408158b8aba9eb346f70754 |
| Just spent $125 there last night. Dump it all |
| I'm gonna be a bear today so we open green tomorrow |
| people will eventually stop going to college, which is okay. The trades are desperate with the shortage right now. lot of plumbers and electricians making 6 figures a year. |
| \*Starts desperately flipping through the files to exert more pressure\* |
| At what price you guys think we will open tomorrow? |
| I feel you |
| We're due for a +10% melt-up. |
| Also, for the mag companies with stakes in Anthropic, will that dump just drag everything with it? I mean down seems inevitable pending ipo cap, but dear god don’t fucking hurt my googl… |
| Since people don't seem to know this, you can set a cookie so even reddit.com uses old reddit.\n\n\n1. Go to old.reddit.com, preferences.\n2. Select "Use new Reddit as my default experience". Save.\n3. Unselect "Use new Reddit as my default experience". Save.\n\n\nNow even reddit.com will use old because it saved a cookie "redesign_optout": "true" |
| this is why you are brok |
| Imagine being BB, ready to go, and then to be informed of the TACO via a tweet. Lmao. Apparently CENTCOM was informed that way too. |
| DE OOOOOO GRACIAAAAAS\n\nBEARS\n\nBEARS\n\n# BEARS |
| Going to do a $30 to $25 million challenge. No margin or options. Finish it by September. “Anything is possible” - Caitlyn Jenner |
| Is it almost April 1st yet? |
| Odyssey or Spiderman? 🤔 |
| just buy the US govs debt, yoyu will not ragret it |
| Finally a win rate worth looking at. Where’s your money going next |
| I bought META, AAPL, HOOD, RDDT, GOOG. All after earnings. Easy profits. |
| Rescued?\n\nCitadel orchestrated his downfall, bought all his shares that he was forced to liquidate, and then ran his shit up 30% to take profits 🤣 |
| lol good luck retard |
| Thanks for the post. Curious about the paper-trading....does the time it takes to fill orders correlate with reality or is it faster on paper?\n\n |
| They don't have to be open source to be run by Western companies. You can go open a company today in America and run and serve Kimi to American enterprises.\n\n\nI have no idea why you think training data and pipelines etc. are relevant when we receive less from Anthropic and OpenAI.\n\n\nI am going to tell you again. Stop talking about AI. |
| I am Ghalibaf. You are Ghalibaf. We are One, we are all Ghalibaf. |
| You had a window on this. The space and quantum holders either got liquidated or drove off in their lambos. Well, or they’re just poor again.\n\nThat said, this shit would’ve pumped in January lmao |
| Good, good. Now let me know when we have enough missiles for a ceasefire. |
| I kept receiving news of the escalating war lol |
| Whatever you think will happen tomorrow, inverse it. Then, inverse that. Probably ought to inverse that inverse, just to be safe. |
| Same |
| **DO NOT FEAR THEIR FEEBLE TACO MY BEAR FAITHFUL**\n\n**NOTHING WILL STOP THE RETURN OF THE CRASH** |
| B-but Citadel and Kenny told me interest rates will go up! |
| man, Martin is a beautiful man |
| https://preview.redd.it/105cj77kezgh1.jpeg?width=944&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dd9d37e52295b01e1d35de4b153f90ee0c46bf76 |
| We call him German boul in the US\n\nBro got liquidated 💀 |