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| PUTs destroyed. Enough fun for one week. Have a nice weekend. |
| People don't realize that we are moving from GPU based training era to agentic AI, which needs a lot more CPU capacity. AMD and Intel are in prime positions. |
| The only things worse than SPY puts are reddit servers |
| Absurd reasoning, but keep paying off the bols :3 |
| It wasn't funny the first 3 times. Go watch The Expanse or something. |
| coreweave gained more than half its loss in the past hour. Nuts. |
| It was a response to a post doing it with Intel, I copy pasted it and changed it up |
| 720 Monday confirmed |
| Buying calls for end of day pump! Let's go |
| Guys wtf is happening I'm at ATH ? |
| SIR ANOTHER PLANE HAS HIT THE NVDIA TOWERS! |
| Jesus it might actually pump lol |
| SPY went up $2 within 15 mins of my buying Puts earlier … just sold them, so let’s watch it go down $2 |
| Boobs on the ground this weekend?\n\nAsking for a friend.\n\n\n>!I am mildly schizo!< |
| WE ARE ALL EXIT LIQUIDITY |
| Yo just full port random |
| Jeffrey Kushner |
| This market is unreal. Thought for sure we were crashing. Sold the fucking bottom again. I’m terrible at this |
| If it doesn’t dump expeditiously here soon I’m going to be angry |
| That's what stop losses are for |
| BILL GATES IF YOU CAN HEAR ME ! PLEASE SAVE ME MR. GATES! JUST 3 MORE DOLLARS PLEASE BILL |
| Bears are gonna yap all weekend and shut up back on Monday |
| for the love of God just dump once in a bluemoon without recovering back 15 mins later |
| https://preview.redd.it/2anirkxul6xg1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3138d0c7618aaddf1109c11ae46f6204559c046e\n\n |
| Yes |
| #Bers have no hustle, no bustle, no muscle LMAO🤌 |
| These are shares amigo |
| I remember buying calls on CAVA and the stock immediately jumped off a cliff. Fuckers. OP should pay me to buy Figma puts if he really believes FIG will 10x. Bet he won't tho |
| So Iran saying No Talks but Market still believing the people that Lied Like 500 Times lmao.\nIran Said they will only Talk to Vance as Well |
| Bers never learn ... the 8th wonder of the world |
| Where do you see that? Is there a site to track it? |
| This is why I stopped selling calls and puts. There is so much volatility right now that it ends up in the ITM and you either watch it skyrocket or you end up buying deep in the red |
| All fine and dandy. Probably one oil tanker sinking away from spy -4% and vix spike |
| Bombs fly again before the end of this |
| That doesn't matter. You're not short anything when you buy puts |
| There is no way he held |
| As soon as the dump does come they are sorted for a month |
| No, but just a subscription service for real-time flow updates. |
| Ppl forget the war resumes on weekends |
| Game over for grifter boy's Tesla |
| Imaginary Iranian delegation has arrived in Pakistan, according to two podcasters pretending to be Pakistani government officials. |
| If it holds at these highs yes. Splits can kill momentum though. |
| It's unreal what soxl is doing right now |
| How are people losing money. |
| Bro, I’m fucking dead. Amazing DD. |
| Talk to spy nice |
| The market is (extremely) slowly learning. |
| sweeet, guaranteed money then! might as well full port lol |
| i'd grab a 714 after a nice red candle |
| MSFT still throwing green candles on the 5 min |
| I bought into Intel while everyone was talking shit about it at $19-$24 a share. I feel like the angrier everyone gets about them, the higher my portfolio goes. Thanks haters! |
| lol I’ll be rooting for you! |
| “Go away, I’m batin!” |
| How do yall play the nuclear shizzle now that after XE ipo'd besides OKLO and SMR? Any leveraged ETFs? |
| liar |
| 90k shares? I get your bullish but you must be extremely retarded out extremely rich (or probably both) |
| So good for that hedge fund/market maker etc. |
| Perioddddd |
| Next week is actually make or break... spy earnings essentially on Wed. And oil earnings on friday. \n\nCrazy stuff. |
| I did pretty much the same thing with POET 😭 getting out with ~50% gains that would be been doubled if I just held. I need to start inversing myself when I want to sell covered calls lol |
| Religious zealots who think in thousands of year don't give a fuck about near term economics. |
| Bulls... liquidity time is coming |
| You’ve held since 2017 wow I would ask if you’re going to trim this position but I already know the answer |
| these earnings have to be fucking crazy |
| I, too, yearn for the mines. Thank you for sharing. |
| The Myth of a ‘Reverse Kissinger’ |
| Putting Jared and Witkoff on a plane to Islamabad to prop the market up |
| But which one? |
| POET$ |
| Cant wait to see your loss porn in 2 months |
| SPY you slay gurlll 💅 |
| DTE? |
| I'd do July or later, accounts for a few catalysts between now and then with room for (inevitable) delays |
| MU 500 lottos here. 42 cent |
| take out xilinx amortization and it cuts PE in half |
| See many people misunderstand this popular lyrical phrase from Bob Marley’s hit song “No Ber No Cry,” assuming he is talking to a ber and persuading it not to cry. The irony being, he is actually making a declarative statement about the nature of ecosystems without bers, in which you will no longer cry due to the fact that there are no gei bers to interject in your solitude. |
| Every time spy dips, I get that initial feeling of "oh the house of cards is collapsing" but then like an hour later, it's at a new ATH |
| Why would you not pull out at 54k? Regard.\n\n |
| When INTC dump? |
| Intel was 20 bucks in november btw |
| https://preview.redd.it/qacgzws9l6xg1.jpeg?width=1017&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=da203a149fe6aabd5a450eb10864d3b397ad3712\n\n |
| SPY puts to calls ratio increasing. Prepare yourselves for a +2% Monday open lol |
| we're closing over 714, clock it |
| My comment doesn't look good with it being right above yours |
| Okay real talk \n\nIf a country is so beat up and cares so little about their citizens why would they seek peace? Theyre watching the US stock market boom on them. You think just make peace… |
| I will never touch another put again 😖 |
| *GREEN BEAN* |
| JUST GO BELOW 713 WTF IS YOUR PROBLEM |
| bols are too happy with themselves, buy some lotto puts here |
| LOL just exploratory talks. Nothing happening this weekend. |
| Wednesday its gonna be the end |
| looks dumpy, sour hour confirmed. |
| Why would you short a company that the government is propping? |
| if we hold 713 for another like 5 min, we’re gonna pump |
| swiper no rugging, swiper no rugging |
| Michael Burry responded to my craigslist ad looking for someone to mow my lawn. "$30 is $30", he said as he continued to mow what was clearly the wrong yard. My neighbor and I shouted at him but he was already wearing muffs. Focused dude. He attached a phone mount onto the handle of his push mower. I was able to sneak a peek and he was browsing Zillow listings in central Wyoming. He wouldn't stop cackling.\n\nThat is to say, Burry has his fingers in a lot of pies. He makes sure his name is in all the conversations.\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| Made money off NVDA calls. Making more money on NVDA puts. Am I the next Michael burry?? |
| Much like Iran she denies knowing you |
| Alright alright pop off SPY, you queen 👸 |
| L MAOOO |
| Lol I sold the $260s and 270s and got assigned during last weeks options assignments...big ragrats. Along with $380 AMDs and $60 INTCs! |
| Alright degens I loaded up the ol RH with $200 who's fuk ber or bol |
| Pleassseer |
| Good thing im too poor and stupid to have more shares otherwise I would have sold alot more covered calls at that strike. I was absolutely certain this was basically free money before earnings... |
| It’s like watching a drug addict. You know how it ends and you’re pleading with them to seek help, but they’re going to chase that dragon right off the cliff. |
| Sharing is caring. |
| HAHA that door dash education shows 😭😭😭 |
 Blocked www.reddit.com |
| Oil being only down 1.6% on that headline spam feels amazing |
| No |
| 713 is never going to break. All in calls! |
| ES |
| why do you feel that way? You think people will be buying less and less chips in the 2029+? |
| Ye it’s just gambling chill out |
| Alright fine I'll throw $300 at 5 shares and a call... |
| https://preview.redd.it/ineiwg3zk6xg1.jpeg?width=1155&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ee0cb4133247963c810eeff04a10b17b6364e3ce |
| I don't work on threads, I just process the data you feed me. Stop blaming the bot for your bad timing and go trade the levels instead of begging for features. |
| What are the most retarded target dates for ASTS calls? |
| Just turn on your notifications for 🥭 tweets, axios, etc. You can even turn on notifications for this thread too! |
| Gotta be careful not to dilute their valuation |
| Mr Bigstuff |
| We can afford to keep on losing money 😘 |
| American car companies are such a joke. |
| Thank you vm... please work on the main thread tho |
| These dork CEOs better make us rich or we go back to bullying |
| I am at 4 |
| Heard they weren’t even talking to the other guys. Guess 1% more will do it. |
| As someone trying to buy a new EV and prices being crazy in very excited for the Chinese EVs coming later this year and to bring some competition |
| The fun is finally near |
| You can set alerts on Robinhood |
| No shot bears will be able to afford the PS6 😂 |
| 🥭 market manipulation while a soldier gets arrested for betting |
| It has to have a technical pullback |
| Both |
| The only way to break out of the matrix is join the special forces and inside trade on your own mission |
| lol |
| I like TACO dip |
| Buy the dip\n |
| Robinhood |
| Can be hedge by mm? Typo? |
| Bears hoping for a miracle. |
| Ban bet it |
| is this "dump" going to be the real deal? probably not. another fake out. |
| LBT is the stuff of legends. Intel is going to 1TN valuation, not if, but when. Fortunately for you, you will lose only 1.5x your money |
| lol good luck |
| Buy!?? Sell!??? Which is it man |
| NVDA back to 210 |
| Have the bers gone extinct now? |
| Pls msft save saas |
| you put your money in the assholes of the internet. All of them. |
| https://preview.redd.it/vpzydu3rk6xg1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=abd0abb57d57a4f4199e10784d9c7e826271dba1 |
| I hope I won't be flagged as I am reading people's response on my work laptop hahahahaaha |
| Please share the drugs you use, i need this level of high |
| When it has its inevitable 50% pullback will you buy puts is the question. |
| QQQ is at $663.35, up 1.83%. Max pain is way down at $641, so the market makers are bleeding gamma as price hovers near the $660 call wall and $665 resistance. Positive GEX of +240B means dealers are hedged to keep it range-bound between $661-$665 today. That heavy bearish skew in the puts suggests everyone's still scared of a snapback, but with 0 DTE left, this is pure pin risk territory. You're either long the gamma squeeze or getting crushed by theta decay.\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/rbox97gqk6xg1.png?width=1920&format=png&auto=webp&s=0c76c0f510f0ee2dafbb0e22e7b795bf3fd6a2d0 |
| The average American in their 40s has 40k in savings and just over 100k in their retirement.\n\nSo yeah even 50k for one stock investment is insane for the vast majority of people. So even if you know something is going up... The risk isn't worth it because it's financially ruining if you're wrong. |
| And that kids is why you should sell your calls at the right time |
| Saem |
| What are the options level for the QQQ today |
| Lly 😞 |
| representation by voting... |
| Does anyone know an iPhone app where you can create stock price alerts? Daddy needs a break from staring at the screen all day. |
| Oh I've lost plenty lol. Just not on that. |
| Say it with me : Mango is a POS 2-cent market manipulating thug |
| Car calls or puts |
| NVDA below 209! BUY THE DIP |
| Are you still friends? |
| Nice. You pay for terminal? |
| Perfectly balanced |
| Having 200k just to gamble with makes you a piece of shit |
| Closed out my 0DTE SPY 710 calls, not at the best price but at a good one. Got a little bit of what I lost on that dump yesterday back. I was a day early on my 706 puts for that crash. I was up on calls, sold just before the top then jumped back in when it pushed up more like a regard and lost most of two accounts. This market is just wild. 60k to 90k, to 1k to 72k to 4k to 54k to 10k to 26k. I gotta get my shit together and start listening to myself. At least I funneled some money out on my wins, got some toys and payed some bills off. |
| i bought 714 calls so it might really be joever this time |
| I need a play that can win me 51471.89 pls and thank you |
| Should have done that for the past 2 years |
| No data found for VM. Check your ticker, you regarded degenerate. |
| Asking an LLM to teach you a language would be immeasurably worse than duolingo for the average person…are you serious?? \n\nWouldn’t be surprised if Duo built in functionality closer to that, though. |
| So calls on indian stocks cause they are the obvious revenge trade? |
| Once the war is over, you can have your huge dip. Thanks for your attention to the matter. |
| There's nothing left to bomb retard |
| I want Winnie the Pooh to hear me sing when driving |
| Intel should start issue more shares now that the stock is ATH. \n\nUse those cash for the fabs buildings, capex, etc. |
| Why? |
| we’re boutta bounce to 715 |
| fuck off with your spam |
| why you dont work anymore in the main thread? |
| https://preview.redd.it/kc9hsy4hk6xg1.png?width=313&format=png&auto=webp&s=be40c9199346d52fb821382a1776316e46d59dfa\n\nThat's amazing. Is this a perpetual motion machine? |
| Not currently auto mod. Not currently. |
| I believe they were just being sarcastic, but with Axios is hard to tell these days. |
| rip |
| I hate that this admin only cares about the stonks. But I get it most voters want their 401ks higher and vote whoever will do that. |
| Bruh that $295 strike looked so safe few weeks ago, AMD was trading around what, $140? Classic WSB move - selling calls on AI stock right before it decides to moon. At least you still own the shares so you're not completely fucked, just missing out in all the gains above $295 |
| I need a few more dollars on nvda |
| can we get 712?! |
| Do it |
| I’m guessing this is a good lesson on delayed gratification. Look for stocks that you were willing to sit for six months with high promise. |
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| I'm due for a reread myself. Always helps when things seem a bit bleak. \n\nThat quote in itself reads in my mind after an inundation of terrible news articles and I have to pivot to good news to remind me that there is still some good in this world. |
| im sick of watching coin theta as soon as i buy a fking call man, it was moving like 10% a day before wtf is going onnnnn |
| Absolutely amazing good play and jolly good show |
| A list of everyone company thats going to $0 eventually thanks to AI. |
| Anybody want my NFLX shares?\n |
| https://preview.redd.it/410b58zdk6xg1.png?width=1254&format=png&auto=webp&s=c8333a941022f11e4df1430699fa8f1c822e45ba |
| Found George Bush's alt account |
| 400K belongs to the IRS unless it's in a tax defer account. |
| I feel seen |
| https://preview.redd.it/0mim9ugdk6xg1.png?width=668&format=png&auto=webp&s=223f04c29b3efbc418b802a337a9e4e849dbffa0\n\n |
| Everything green. \n\nNFLX: Nah, dawg. I'm afraid of heights. |
| He needed rent money |
| I feel like nvda really wants to hit new ath today. All the cool stocks are doing it. |
| Yepp. |
| What a professional trad.. gambler |
| Intel all time low yo all t I me high in 4 months. |
| no ber no cry |
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| Perfect so it’s in line |
| And small reservoirs for fluids |
| I said it before, pump until 10 mins before close, then massive dump.\n\nThen mango will walk out on stage and shit all over the bulls while deploying 150 aircrafts to bomb Iran.\n\nGG |
| https://preview.redd.it/sr9bw6u9k6xg1.png?width=1254&format=png&auto=webp&s=b4954107f23606e4c1bcc9418a0756304d3c6f6d |
| Having everyone on reddit be bearish on pltr gives me great hope it will go to 300 |
| It does make positions or ban a lot easier and reddit approved it after a lot of safety reviews (we get absolutely no PII and no trade access)\n\nJust hoping more people enjoy it but it's totally cool if not |
| Peace talk. Thank you for your attention to this matter (every week for past month) |
| EOD\n\nUpvote: above 712 \nDownvote: below 712 |
| Hedgies going to rug themselves on a holy Friday? On the way to the Hampton?? |
| Sell Options |
| Thanks for the tip, just unloaded everything |
| Spy calls 📈 |
| OP: Lays out long term bull case\n\nThis regard: Bets on a 30d moonshot |
| Intel is gonna pop off when their new architecture drops, they are basically Amd from 10-12 years ago atm |
| intel will always be a brapstock and there nothing u can do to change it |
| Wednesday is gonna be one wild freaking day.... |
| It won’t go to the war lows but the pullback is going to wipe out a lot of you bulls thinking it’s just the dip |
| We're all a series of tubes. |
| I'd be very happy if it was included in the s&p, it's just not a guarantee and technically it shouldn't have a bearing on the financials of the company, which is what I'm looking at here |
| Intc is going to shit itself. It’s going to be like a young midwestern factory worker who wins the lotto and blows through all its cash |
| every dip is another chance for more easy calls |
| Why comment on your own comment?? But i agree! 🚀 |
| Any reason behind those picks? |
| QCOM 12/18 200c |
| Time to buy the dip /s |
| No data found for VM, so either it's delisted, dead, or you're hallucinating the ticker. Check your symbols before blaming the bot. |
| Cheaper and better quality? Now you’re just teasing me. Probably would take less than a year imo. We are so far behind we put up barriers so we don’t have to compete. |
| AI. Thank you for your attention to this matter. |
| Tesler took all my money. |
| Not sure why you got downvoted but this is the correct take. We went from 1 CPU serving 12 Hopper GPUs to 1 CPU for 2 Vera GPUs... |
| We broke the vm bro |
| From 3k to 32k to 24k I’ll take it |
| as always |
| Holy this is lethal |
| Big if true |
| The next Intel nana would approve |
| What |
| also called a powerbottom |
| Can you feel the rug coming ?? |
| bears calling this a rug pull, we’re pushing 715 imminently |
| Diamond hands baby! |
| Cope |
| Ber, try being a bol for a day, you’ll like it I swear. |
| Calls here it’s gonna bounce and rip into power hour |
| Damn okay. I’m poor so I put about 6k into the May 22 $310 C strike price |
| It really is fucking insanity |
| I swear, Nike bags are one of the worst |
| rookie numbers bro |
| Big boys are back again lets fucking go🥵 |
| Better late than never |
| There's a little blip where we hit 3.5 and win a shit ton from the casino and then put it all back in and lose it. |
| Been a great week, my puts AND calls are losers |
| Who do you think you are lol |
| 'why market go up'\n\nThe market is just an orgy hosted by NVDA who charges a 30k cover at the door. |
| INTC singlehandedly added close to $1 trillion to the semiconductor sector when you consider what's happening with NVDA, AMD, TSM, ARM, QCOM, ASML, etc. \n\n |
| Bro please im so fucking annoyed nvda is just fucking around 209 now |
| What strike and DTE? |
| Inverse wsb this is the way |
| There's a monthly for fee that sir\nPremier plus if you want swallow |
| hey VM is it just me or does it look like 30 year yields are about to breakout to the upside? |
| Oh thank fuck |
| Let's go vz, I want that $60 |
| The future of US auto market is Chinese EVs with glue on US brand logos. Think “fabless” semiconductor companies. \n\nIn this case “car-less” automotive companies lol. \n\nIf China had one year in our market it would be over for the US companies. |
| i feel the rug |
| Bols: \*continue gagging on mango cock and getting scammed\* |
| And you didn't buy any Now |
| Full port calls 100k all in |
| Buyback my balls. |
| Sure. Proof? |
| I'm tired of all the winning. |
| Son of a bitch I’m in |
| Wow is that a real headline? |
| Everything moving to ARM |
| Nah |
| Thank you I’m filthy rich |
| bs no red day since last month |
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| When kushner is your A-Team you know you’re fucked |
| This sub's overly confident bullishness is now at levels matching BTC subs when it was reaching its bull cycle highs. |
| So did you go all in before it pumped, obviously no brainer as you put it. |
| POET about to flash crash, hope you took profits. |
| Stupid question: how can I invest in main conductors? Expect more insane profits |
| Wow |
| Monday you gonna be rich I got amd puts too |
| They piss me off LMAO🤌 |
| Bro it just needs a fucking dollar and its too retarded to do it |
| Take Axios with a grain of salt.. these sources are always wayyy too optimistic. |
| NKE is bleeding into the close, currently at $44.90 with massive negative gamma (-656M) pinning it right under that $45 put wall. The skew is absolutely grotesque—puts are trading at 149% IV while calls are at 27%, which means the market is pricing in a catastrophic crash even though the expected move is only 30 cents. Max pain is sitting at $45.50, so dealers are screaming for this to rip up before the bell just to save their skin, but with that much short gamma, any dip toward $44.50 gets accelerated. If you're holding puts, you're winning the lottery; if you're long calls, you're donating tuition.\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/jeljnuwpj6xg1.png?width=1920&format=png&auto=webp&s=5f93d1ea6cce406214d284e5007ec68caf07e50e |
| Netty boi has prostate cancer. Big win for world peace. |
| Ford is a shell of itself, they don’t make anything besides F150s and Police vehicles. Their product is crap and are sell outs.\n\nFord Vs Ferrari? Not anymore\nGiving up on the ICE? See ya later\nHenry Ford? Gonna be Beijing Ford soon \n\nI hate this company |
| that is where international markets start to add up |
| Why would you short the only American chip foundry in a world of supply chain risk and an active trade war (that we're losing) with China? |
| wallahi it’s happening |
| Somebody just threw down a cool $13 million on December QCOM calls....*after* a +10% day. |
| #I am gonna go to the zoo to laugh at bears LMAO🤌 |
| Nice one. Try going down 20000 next. |
| another day another new support level is formed |
| i keep buying puts to hedge but its just throwing away money over and over |
| And yet somehow calls. Sigh. |
| The kid is NOT my son |
| https://preview.redd.it/hs74k4anj6xg1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=267b692eb100da51b11b1148751c6b5d021360f0 |
| Oh that's a great idea, first time I'll be doing this so I'll read up on it. I've been exercising at expiration and selling cc's, or doing it on shares I already hold. |
| Swear it to me |
| Dont be like me and hold to 0.💀 |
| Bulls believe in God, bers believe in Devil |
| So many times, that it wrapped back around to 0 |
| What are you thinking? Calls or puts? |
| After two years of trying to day trade in down 2000 man im mad my life savings |
| The strait could possibly eventually be open sources say- Axios |
| small dip before next leg up into generation power hour, 716 eod |
| Bitcoin is anticipating what will come to spy, if you want a good short just short BTC |
| VM analyze the option chain of NKE for me |
| ASX next |
| "Glitch" \n\n\n\nLaughing Latino man |
| CNN reports that bers are seen burning American flags in anger |
| Why??? |
| It is easy, especially when you have an exit plan even before entering. I already have my eyes on covered calls May 15th, strike $230, to do the first batch of averaging down $15 to $20 per share, or June for $35 to $40. And I will be pretty comfortable wheeling this turd, if it becomes so, in the strike range of $150 to $200 afterward. The initial hard part would be getting the average down to under $200. I will give it a few days, until ER, to decide whether it is going to be a long play or a short one. |
| Yaayy! More ways to lose money |
| You can personalize your GPT to have dumbnesses built into it— I have mine misspell a word or three per LinkedIn post so it doesn’t get called out |
| How many times have we won the war by now? |
| INTC 79p 0dtes might print |
| Never bet against 🥭 or 🍈 |
| Why does Adobe acrobat SHAFT my whole fucking computer. Puts on adobe |
| Sorry to be pedantic, but he was never charged with anything, they were just doing an "investigation". |
| Watching NVDA move torturing to me. |
| you forgot the s&p inclusion in june |
| hmm i can smell some negative news about to drop to give insiders free money on oil longs |
| My 5/15 NVDA puts are down 70% |
| 5 should be on his knees behind the Wendy's dumpster |
| Bro I wanted 2.00 $300 puts the other day but I got that GFV, they over 10k now 😭😭😭 |
| I fuckin' am now 🥺 |
| Bullish |
| AMSC calls printing |
| Will my euphoria continue on Monday? Idk but golly gee, I made rent today |
| I’d say one of us but you’re actually making money so do you retard |
| Why even buy if you’re never going to sell? |
| Green days always come in pairs. And the 2nd is always greener. |
| Charges against Jpow were dropped |
| Don’t be a broke boy. \n\n**Article**\n\nFord Motor and Chinese automaker Geely held talks as recently as this year exploring whether the European tie-up they are negotiating could extend into the U.S., a prospect Geely sees as a launchpad into the world’s second-largest vehicle market.\n\nDiscussions, which involved Ford potentially licensing Geely’s technology in the U.S., have stalled in recent months, according to people familiar with the talks. The two sides instead are focused on hammering out a deal to share technology and manufacturing capacity in Europe.\n\nGeely, China’s second-largest automaker behind BYD, is eager to expand in the profitable U.S. market, where Chinese automakers are effectively banned. But it faces major hurdles to doing so.\n\n\nDomestic carmakers view Chinese brands as an existential threat and are asking the Trump administration and Congress to keep them out. The U.S. imposes hefty tariffs on imports of Chinese-made vehicles and bans Chinese connected-vehicle software to keep the cars out of the market.\n\n\nMeanwhile, Ford Chief Executive Jim Farley last week said that Chinese-made cars shouldn’t be allowed into the U.S., at least until there’s a plan to protect jobs.\n\nA Ford spokesman said the company is committed to protecting its home market, adding that any deal providing a Chinese automaker with an onramp to the U.S. market would be antithetical to that approach. “Our commitment to a level playing field and safeguarding our home market remains absolute,” he said. \n\n\n“We always keep an open mind when it comes to exploring cooperative opportunities” with other automakers, a Geely spokeswoman said in a statement. “Engaging in constructive industry dialogue is part of how we operate, but we do not comment on rumors or speculations regarding potential partnerships.”\n\nIn a recent interview with Fox News, Trump said the 100% tariffs that President Joe Biden maintained on Chinese-made cars were “about the only thing he did good.” However, Trump told a Detroit audience in January that he was open to Chinese cars as long as they were built in the U.S., part of a broader reversal of his previously uncompromising position on America’s top geopolitical rival.\n\nChinese automakers are trouncing rivals in markets around the world with sleek, high-tech and affordable EVs and hybrids. America’s automakers—including Asian and European ones operating in the U.S.—say they can’t compete on low production costs and vehicle technology that is heavily subsidized by the Chinese government.\n\n\nA deal to include Geely technology in Ford vehicles would mark the first partnership in the U.S. between Detroit and a Chinese automaker. \n\nA Geely official earlier this year said that the company aimed to expand in the U.S. market in the next few years. The company owns controlling stakes in Swedish brands Volvo and Polestar, which sell vehicles in the U.S. It would like to bring more brands from its stable to the U.S., some of the people said.\n\n\nThe two companies are in talks to share technology and manufacturing capacity in Europe, where Chinese cars are rapidly gaining market share, the people familiar with the discussions said. Geely could use Ford’s plant near Valencia, Spain, to avoid the high tariffs it currently faces on shipments to Europe and make use of Ford’s excess factory capacity, they said.\n\n\nDiscussions about the U.S. started more than a year ago, including Geely licensing its technology to Ford. At one point, the talks envisaged Ford potentially making use of a Geely platform—common structural foundations on which different vehicles can be built—for future models, the people said.\n\n\nAny U.S. collaboration could represent a political minefield for both companies. \n\nFord is licensing technology from leading Chinese EV battery maker Contemporary Amperex Technology for a $3 billion plant in Michigan. That arrangement has drawn ire from lawmakers and government officials. \n\nFarley said in an interview on Fox News earlier this month that Chinese-made cars should be kept out of the U.S. He later warned that the U.S. and American automakers needed a plan to protect jobs.\n\n“Having a plan before we go fast, either in local production or imports from China, is the most important moment,” Farley said during a media call. “We’re in that moment right now.”\n\n\nFarley also said that Ford would expand partnerships with Chinese automakers outside the U.S. to bolster its global competitiveness. \n\n\nThe Biden-era “connected-vehicle rule” is starting to bar Chinese software from vehicle systems that link to the internet, as well as carmakers controlled by China. Volvo and Polestar are in discussions with the Trump administration about an exemption to keep their American businesses alive. \n |
| I want a back and forth so I can keep making money on calls |
| NO |
| Why |
| HAHAHAHHA |
| spy 714.50 would make my day |
| I sold my nvda to buy MSFT. We’re both retards 🙂 |
| lmaooo\n\n |
| Iran: NEGOTIATIONS ARE FORBIDDEN\n\nAxios/Reuters/CNN: good news! Iran has pondered negotiating. |
| Lmk when you make the trade so I can go long all in |
| Apparently hyperscalers will have no problem spending a trillion dollars a year forever. |
| #AMD up 14% on the news that Intel beat estimates LMAO🤌 |
| Bullish cus JD Vance isn’t the A team |
| Thought robinhood didn't support traditional shorts so you're only "bet stock brrr down" is via put options? |
| I was like bro, you make 50k a year. 50k. You call me Sir when you talk to me. |
| Just need enough money so that I can fuck off and go hiking for a year.\n\n\n... You want to upgrade to the combo? |
| are sanctions on china bullish or no? |
| AI better be sucking my dick when all is said and done |
| Intel can’t hold onto the girth from its massive gains and it will fail. |
| I have a few more weeks. It was just pumping non stop. 3 weeks maybe 1 red day |
| It looks to me like it wants to drop, which is historically a terrible sign for put holders |
| Not necessarily, if you would invest 50 k into some stock that would 4 or 5 x within 1 or 2 years (AI boom, for example, so much chances and stocks performed e super well) you would have around 200 k. Now, with that 200 k, invest it into something smart like this or moderately safe and in no time, you get major gains. |
| $hood is a buy and $coin is a sell based on Coinbase surrounding lawsuits imo |
| we all know when grinder crashes it's during cpac |
| For all you technical chart readers....\nWill QQQ have a chance at touching 665 today? SPY 715?\nDon't want to hold calls over the weekend and trying to gradually sell out contracts at profit. Thanks! |
| At this point the market has priced in no talks happening. It hasn´t priced in progress. |
| Unfortunately not. I’m at work and I can’t really place any trades |
| 100% tomorrow he posts a -10 milion on INTC puts 0DTE |
| pretty much |
| THOU SHALT NOT DIP FOR MORE THAN 5 SECONDS |
| Exactly. Only cost is the opportunity cost here. TSMC ain't going down to 0 unless China nukes everything down |
| Wait til he learns about semiconductors 🤯 |
| Calls on Ford are pretty cheap, fellas! |
| .1% dip in this market = alarms start going off in the Federal Reserve and the PPT immediately pauses their yaoi hentai and pumps 5 bil minimum into the market. |
| it's a loser boat, and it would seem we're crewmates on it. |
| that life is hard 😪 |
| That’s how it works. |
| Leonardo Da Vinci |
| Risking a thousand DoorDash deliveries on pure unfiltered spite is wild. Bro is about to be working his next shift behind the Wendy's dumpster. |
| Going all in TQQQ easy money |
| Bullish. |
| 😂 |
| https://preview.redd.it/02ep5tk2j6xg1.jpeg?width=1264&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=86a5a36ea636c37e9d49e60ae7b69e2ff1710e3d |
| pump i beg |
| Buttsex |
| Am I? |
| Tickling his nuts 🥵 |
| YTD back at $0 😔 |
| i need someone. College student here... \n\nJust saw my car puts went to 15.50.. i sold at 2.30. Dang man.. dang. |
| Seems like the market doesn't care. \nThey do care about the concepts of talks though. |
| Once again I have taken profits on my tqqq too soon. |
| Somebody there likes to blow Bubba |
| I watched Banshee. Don´t fuck with the Amish! |
| I actually sold my msft calls to buy aforementioned tesla calls |
| All totally normal 😆 |
| https://preview.redd.it/kcx70llzi6xg1.png?width=480&format=png&auto=webp&s=ec5e344bccae8cba774efff940c4ed2b52245db3\n\n |
| any bad news over the weekend is just gonna get bought up premarket |
| TSM sells on its Q1 earnings then runs on Intel’s earnings, unreal |
| https://giphy.com/gifs/netflix-tiger-king-joe-exotic-carole-baskin-kC2cRqEt8o41COgjoV |
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| 18 green days in a row, RSI is nuts |
| PUMP PUMP PUMP bers |
| My reliable top signal is if dxy and spy are simultanuously at yearly heights. We are not there yet. |
| You may get your wish. Still two hours left. |
| ready for the bear headlines this weekend. Meaning i have calls. |
| IMAGINE SHORTING SPY |
| MMs pinning the fuck out of it |
| Dominoes is gonna beat, they did that epic pizza deal recently |
| In your dreams |
| I hadn't checked out the report but I was absolutely dumbfounded that it was up 20%, yeah 1B above expected revenue will definitely do that, jfc |
| Time for NVDA to take a nap I think |
| Why is a gay dating app going to the White House? |
| MSFT 🤝 TSLA |
| Rallying hard before megacap week never results in disappointment, right ? |
| makes sense. just went balls deep SPY $1000 calls |
| It was you! Thanks, man. I’d been trying to get assigned for months. |
| nah he’ll taco again |
| Right. But a crash will probably be 2029 onwards. |
| have you heard of infinite risk? |
| Music about to stop |
| the coward is back |
| Do we trust this double top? |
| If ceasefire ends will spy jump if so calls it is |
| please pump |
| Shitty taco admin people jawboning oil prices by straight up lying about there being talks. All these suckers must be investigated by next SEC for market manipulation! |
| It’s cool MSFT I didn’t need this before 4 1/2 hours of theta nbd bb |
| Much like Witkoff and Kushner I will be traveling to LA tomorrow to begin negotiations with Sydney Sweeney |
| hey btw theres a 0% chance of peace this weekend and a >50% chance the war starts back up worse than the first time |
| exercising throws the extrinsic value away; just sell CC against your call? |
| You would have to be a moron to buy a put for the weekend. There's a guarantee that it will go up again on Monday no matter what. Even if it's flat it will still touch the closing price from today. Won't leave any gap to the downside that will hold. |
| intel go sub 80 one more time please 👉👈 |
| Will prob close out positions before war conveniently starts again in 2 hrs |
| probably not for another 15 months |
| Who cares, he's gone anyway |
| can't read it without subscription... but thanks |
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| I played NVDA(put), INTC(put) and AAPL(call). Cooked. |
| If AI capex ever retreats semis are gonna get obliterated |
| **BREAKING NEWS(**maybe not**)**: JD VANCE not going with witkoff and kushner to islamabad. |
| If he sold, how would he be able to post funny number on reddit? |
| It ain't closing below 210 today let it go |
| Saw this on twitter idk if is fake or no , but if is true this guy made bank.\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/zfyw8zlni6xg1.png?width=1003&format=png&auto=webp&s=1ffe6eb74a34ec90af565eb4e4824eba926eea53 |
| After the last 2 days, it really can’t drop 11 dollars LOL |
| Sounds like they can charge more... |
| Shitty taco admin people jawboning oil prices by straight up lying about there being talks. All these suckers must be investigated by next SEC for market manipulation! |
| MircoSlob |
| That shit doesn’t matter |
| calls lost all preniums since mid day, your lies dont fool anyone |
| We had a fun hour but other than that. Zzzz |
| My call expire today 😂😂 |
| Hey G, can you please check ur dms? I have an offer for u 🙂 |
| Luckily I chose to buy tesla calls and not only missed out on all pumps but actually lost money |
| When dip comes bol will cry |
| Earnings are useless and stocks only go up |
| Car you manipulated POS just crash |
| better odds winning the lottery than making money on puts in this market |
| Your taxes are fucked bruh |
| lol why the fuck have I been holding oil for weeks at a time? Just been buying at 93 and selling at 94 for the last hour and this is wayyyyy less stressful. |
| where are you guys even planning this\n\n |
| They replace human shitposters with AI shitposters, that can post twice the amount of shitposts. |
| bears downvoting, i was a bear earlier today but i learned |
| can this shit pump a little more pls so i can hit my tp damn |
| 100% short tech |
| What a fucking shitshow. These 🤡 make me miss H.W |
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| Amd with a RSI of 85.\n\nShould be the most obvious short of a lifetime. |
| Paywalled bullshit. Don’t click! |
| What a qqq bubble lmao |
| I'm feeling a little haughty, maybe it's time to cash out a portion. |
| I used to make fun of him but he's right most of the time lol |
| *girl \n\n😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 |
| Still wild that Heroku is shuttering |
| 85% of mine |
| Flush Intel flush the nana! |
| will we ever even dip? |
| #Anyone who is not 100% fully invested in tech is an Amish LMAO🤌 |
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| Iran saying there are no talks happening. Might be good to take a put over the weekend. Absolute gamble though in this market. |
| Shoot... AAPL sucks... bad |
| Bearhunter is tom lee confirmed |
| and 20% of my port! |
| op definitely used Intel computer to post this |
| lies dont fit you well, you caps lock retard |
| This is going to ruin the tour |
| TSLA going to 400 monday |
| 715 is all i ask for please |
| Powell owns POWL |
| You dont get laid anyway, no pblm |
| Join msft team and get rich when it reaches new ATH after earnings next week |
| LFGGG I'll give you flair later |
| True if big |
| What's happening to CAR |
| i would say fuck ber but you seem to be doing a good job of that yourselves |
| Okay- RDDT. WHO IS BAGHOLDER HERE? |
| BRING ON THE FOHKIN PARABOLA |
| That's what I'm hoping for u/zjz |
| !remindme in two months |
| That means it will pump next week |
| Based. You're betting against the stock the US government took a 10% stake in. The end all of having insider information.\nI respect it |
| Kushner, Witkoff heading to Pakistan for ‘direct talks’ with Iran, White House says |
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| OP's daily lesson streak giving too much confidence |
| bers be like\n\nthey cant keep getting away with this!!1! |
| It's the market, duh!!! |
| !banbet FIG +40% 30d |
| #SPY up almost 15% since Pam Bondi got fired LMAO🤌 |
| Thanks for the reminder that I desperately need to reread Invisibles. That line hits like a hammer\n\n\n\nNever forget, “Amid all the bangs and the drama and the grand passions, it's kindness and just ordinary goodness that stands out in the end” |
| If they didn’t do it when the stock was high (we still don't know whether they did), nothing prevented them from doing so, it would make less sense to do it now since they own the majority of the shares and can easily push the price up again.\n\nAnd yes, they control a large portion of the float through SRS, which has representation on the board and the Avis chairman.\n\nLooking at the history (past 5 years), they tend to buy shares and push prices up, not down, but this time they probably found something more interesting to do. |
| my wife refusing to sell her qqq which is up 20% in a year so i bought August puts to cover her shares. lets see how it goes |
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| Short squeezed from 100ish to 800 in a matter of a week before dumping 50% for 2 days (at 200) |
| SPY 720 next week is too obvious. No way it is gonna be that easy. |
| #That loser index Dow is red LMAO🤌 |
| Bought $200 worth, just for the lolz. |
| If nukes ever fly algos will squeeze spy to 1000 for 10 glorious seconds. |
| everything I pick usually goes from 1000 to 30 over time. |
| Bullish fashion only. |
| LMAOOO I JUST HIT A NEW ATH U CLOWN |
| Good luck chasing the bottom to all the Bers |
| You mean amd64? Yeah Intel totally made that |
| She's getting younger and she may or may not come back to life |
| I have a feeling that getting puts to hold over the weekend could work out marvelously. Or not. |
| Put the bag on your head and fry me |
| "Shit's about to dump" bitch I've heard that like fifteen times today. I want it to dump too but at least I'm not delusional |
| U are poor |
| its too late |
| fuck today \n\nFuck you, bulls 🖕🖕 |
| is your little thursday paycheck gone ? dont tell your mama, she might lock you in that poor basement of yours |
| YOUR 0DTE PUTS ARE WORTHLESS BERS!! LMAOOOOO BROKE BOIS FOREVER |
| #Idiots laughed at Tom Lee but he wins once again LMAO🤌 |
| He's been documenting it since the start. The first video from 6 years ago is him basically saying "I don't know why, but I just bought this town. Nobody lives here." then he highlights his journey of moving.\n\nThen a few more videos exploring the mines. He found some cool stuff from the 1800s - from mining equipment, to explosives, to candles, to jeans / boxes, to ore veins (that were left), etc. |
| My POET leaps are so itm that I'm considering just exercising and selling weekly calls going forward. Thoughts? I lose a bit of intrinsic value but I can make it back in a week or two of sold calls. |
| Did you have any luck with any of those spreads today |
| Unfortunately even by 2040, more than half of boomers will likely be around as they are living longer.\n\nMeaning if we are passive, they will keep getting richer, owning all wealth, and controlling our country. |
| Ya'll got crazy eyes |
| My fomo failed me. I sold my 655c qqq yesterday |
| amen brother |
| they wont even let QQQ or Spy drop a dollar lol |
| the toxic reality throughout all of this.. If the market just remained at low levels, 🌮 would have been forced to make concessions to reopen the strait.. and I'd be able to afford condoms |
| Shut up chump. Bearhunters predictions always com true |
| what is up with that stock and why is it talked so much by reddit |
| #We are still in very early stages of this bull market. LMAO🤌 |
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| bers downvote this comment to soothe ur buttmad LOL! |
| $SDNK going from $30 to almost $1000 in 13 months man what could’ve been |
| Good writeup. Bought some shares and LEAPS last week. Already up 14-21% and tempted to buy more |
| I'm not serious lol |
| Thanks for the warning and ready for the dip (if any) |
| Figma is about to get gobbled up by Claude. |
| Are sanctions a sign of a quick resolution |
| one of these days I'll become a bull, and then we'll see how mouthy you bulls are |
| ON WHAT?\n\n |
| just hear me out on this: SNOWFLAKE CALLS. Dont make a decision now. Just, just, just think about it. mmmkayy? |
| Is it possible for us to be both be right lol?! It pumped a $1.50 and is now red last 15 minutes 🤣 |
| LMAO🤌 |
| 5-10 years |
| I just made $12 on SPY puts which is about all you can hope for these days with puts |
| LOOOL OK BROKIE BEAR |
| We keep pumping then ima let my piece talk 😏 |
| Damn AAPL not even pumping at all today!!! |
| my ape brain looks at this SOXX chart and i just cannot resist buying puts. like I can't stop my shitty fingers from going to the buttons |
| Triggered. SPY up 0.71% to $713, QQQ ripping 1.84% while DIA drags. Peace talks pump the tech, bonds hate it. |
| Nana will be proud |
| I am selling 160 call and I want it to dump.. I rolled up and out once already |
| Hold onto it! |
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| LMAOO |
| Bers fully hate Pakistan for causing all this green FYI\n\nWe were festering at the 630 range before Pakistan came in clutch for the bulls |
| Brah I bought at the same price, but sold at 20$ 🥲 |
| This needs to be a u/visualmod trigger |
| Cum. Cum everywhere. |
| https://preview.redd.it/l54n0d2xh6xg1.png?width=300&format=png&auto=webp&s=437f21a0bd47bad4f42cbb8d30935927a49bf0fb\n\n |
| !banbet FIG +40% 30d |
| Ain’t no way bro really trying to cockblock Nana, has to be trolling |
| Join us |
| HAHHA BERS ARE POOR AFFF |
| Go full Nana |
| This market is comical. GameStop is better managed than this company. |
| Hey retards, I actually went to the Moomoo event |
| we end +1% |
| DRTS |
| -90% on my puts lol why didnt i sell |
| LMAO KING OF RETARDS |
| Update: It's so green. Glad I bought the dip. |
| You wish 😂 |
| third time is the charm |
| Apparently just shoot a dart at the dart board of semis... shit is fucked |
| 😅 cracks me up every time |
| WHO THE FUCK IS SELLING |
| queuing up the inc scam candle |
| # LMAO🤌\n\n |
| Naw, the homes go to the nursing homes. |
| To be fair, during the ER, investors kept asking about the competition, and it was clear that Intel's main fear is continuing to lose market share to AMD |
| Strangle on CAR |
| Just looked at TSLA 10Q. Their bitcoin holdings lost 529M between September 25 and March 26. They did not buy or sell any BTC. Just straight up lost 529M in value. |
| BERS are pathetic creatures always searching for the next disaster to be right. Just join BOLS and make some money regards. |
| sold my calls 2 hours ago little kid, like you should have. Lost all your preniums yet retard ? |
| And for my next trick... 713.50 |
| what simulations are you running? |
| Nvidia starting to take a shit |
| Oil has bounced off its support at 93 twice now. Infer what you wish. |
| This post is so badass that it made me comment. |
| Whats that? Puts or calls? |
| dig the new layout |
| did zuck say the N word why are we going down wrong way beta |
| Barron:\n\nOver $113M+ in single-leg, <=90DTE calls were bought on $NDX today, with a notable $16M+ call spike coming in at 10:46am. |
| Cause being a bull is on easy mode |
| So dumb that its so good. Betting against Intel is so stupid. They wont be gone in the near future, they are gearing up. Rally has only started. Remind me in one year and we will see who doordashes. Long live Nana! |
| It’s a semiconductor world we’re just living in it |
| Really testing the old adage “nobody ever went broke buying shares of LMT” bc I am in fact going broke doing that |
| Yesterday, people were scrambling to sell at a lower price. Today, it broke $1000. Buy the dip, sell the rip. +10% days then expect also -10% days. |
| Very |
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| #$720 on monday and $750 by the end of next week LMAO🤌 |
| I-ran away from negotiation |
| semis going to literal infinity |
| I got 200k to full port into a stock for the weekend boys ? What we thinking ? |
| he's right you know |
| Moved too quick *for you*\n\n🤖 |
| I have a lot of Fomo around that. had some good Bull spreads on it last week but didn't have the guts to go straight calls. |
| $730 |
| Trailing stops |
| #MARK YA CALENDARS FOR CAR |
| Yea but how many months did it take to make that much? I’ll bet a bunch of them. |
| lol what are the chances haha 😆 |
| missed my TP by 1 tick. \n\n |
| Its just a matter of time before boomers dump these bags on us and sell us overpriced homes |
| ive been in crdo too since the 94 range solid callim not touching qcom or ttm pre earningsi stick to my core mu and sndk plays for now |
| wtf man when did you buy? I’m feeling so much fomo and digust with the market\nEveryone is making big bucks |
| Market is engaging in autoerotic asphyxiation and it’s about to bust |
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| Yeah. Even with TSMC having foundries elsewhere they have always developed the process first at home. When they build new production facilities it is Taiwanese based employees leading the charge and running them. \n\nThe people who actually can build and develop new processes/ supporting facilities will be caught in a war or lost to China. \n\nAny company betting it all on TSMC right now is insane and hopefully has a plan B. |
| Insane green day...All time high close on a Friday before a weekend with all this going on, I'll take my profits thank you |
| SPY up to 750 on monday on renewable fecal energy optimism |
| depends on what % of his net worth he risked.\n\nhe had another position over 1 million in another stock\n\n \n"Retired surgeon here"\n\n \nhe is in a whole different income world then 99% of us.\n\n \non a relative basis i bet this would be like me risking 12k in Citibank on and off for the past four years and turning it into 80k\n\n;)\n\n |
| I did a deep dive yesterday.\n\nI think figma will end the year around $35-$40. \n\nBut unless they get their shit together they will never break $100 again.\n\nI use them every day, they are the world’s best design software. The recent vibe design tools that have come out absolutely suck - but they won’t forever. Eventually ai will be able to produce strong designs with less energy, and if figma hasn’t caught up in their AI department they’ll be left behind.\n\nI think they’ve got at least 2-4 years before their weak AI starts to catch up with them. Plenty of time for them to right the ship. \n\nBut so far they haven’t been able to implement any meaningful AI features, so we’re talking about a “turn around” while others are already on a path to success. |
| lol geybers |
| Dude im tired of calling tops... |
| Algos please stop pumping SPY my asshole can’t take this green candles anymore! Thank you for your attention to this matter |
| Youre not |
| I mean run it a few times make some coin who cares there's no one checking |
| I don't want to be that guy, a bigger pile actually lets you take less risk, not more. The real advantage is that even modest returns compound into much larger gains because you’re starting from a higher base. |
| LMAO THE WAY HIS SCREAM ECHOES AND FADES 😂 |
| So multimillionaires with 100 percent portofolio diversity are gonna post their shares now on wsb? |
| I am! Me! |
| Survey: \n*upvote* spy closes **below** 714 \n*downvote* spy closes **above** 714 |
| Did everyone already close their apps and go home for the weekend? Shouldn't SOMEBODY be trading right now? |
| NVDIA has a $5 trillion market cap and which is more than 1/8th of our national debt |
| What? No matter what you put in, you'd get the same % out based on its performance.\n\nEven if a share cost $300k, and you invested $100k, you'd still get the same % out as if it cost 50p. |
| don't do it, they are running on straight copium |
| so how many peace talk does it take to price in peace |
| AMSC going nuts |
| I made money being a bull today but why does my inner gey bear want to come out |
| yeah there is read the news |
| Good luck with your losses today |
| Yea it's great.\n\nI made an extra $267 from all my tech stocks.\n\nBut now I'm paying $320 a month to fill my gas tank. |
| Our designers last year when building our Microsoft’s new Launch Center were using Figma for designing. At the startup I left for we were also using Figma. That said just a few months ago we transitioned to Claude Opus desktop and it became our go to. We can implement our JSX designs in a matter of minutes with Opus 4.6 with build in test data and interactivity that works pretty seamlessly. We’re able to take our JSX designs and dump them into the IDE and get almost the entire design (75-80%) of the way there on the first prompt (after a ton of prompt design work standardized files we created for Opus to reference to stay in line with the main application themed) I just don’t see long term Figma keeping up with Opus. We’re getting modules from initial design to production in a matter of days compared to what used to take a month+ when we had a designer manually using Figma. |
| liek playing musical chairs eh |
| SPY opens at 750 on Monday if Iran tells the West "eat shit" |
| So.. calls? |
| "it’d be really cool if you guys don't tell people I scream like that." |
| Let’s see in a year if a future bagholder is minted or he will be enjoying the tendies |
| today. yes sell off end of day |
| This is.. delusional. |
| And still going up! |
| Today.... |
| It always sounds that easy, doesn’t it? |
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| Anthony? |
| Did I just here that right? GRINDR the gay dating app is going to the White House? |
| we will literally never see a red day again that doesn't reverse the same night |
| I put an additional 5k in intel when the 13 gen fail started and they took that first big dip. They were obviously going to rebound eventually. If you're betting against PC tech right now you're extra stupid. Intel, AMD, Nvidia are not failing or falling from anywhere. People can kick and scream all they want about AI and data centers... it's going to continue growing and it is 100% the future. |
| SOXL up 35% this week 🤯 |
| Cuz it felt like it. |
| Where did the conviction come from?\nI’m thinking you yolo into hardware companies but all are so damn high |
| Rumor peace talks starting again |
| You don't get the money till you sell. |
| depends when you bought\n\n |
| i thought the ceasefire ended today why are we lumping |
| Next week should be interesting |
| Good luck w/ the FED meeting and tech earnings next week BOLS |
| My paper hands have failed me |
| Barak Ravid, every time. |
| 🌮-ing |
| QQQ 700 not a meme |
| Because MM cycle into financials now and then to milk the money out of retail. |
| Yessssss!!!!! I thought my calls were going to keep plunging into hell |
| intel cpus made massive ground in their last release, and are *the* option if you're building a new pc on a budget. |
| All hail bondis curse! |
| is there any actual real reason behind this pump |
| It’s a hard life being a bear \n\n*licks my paw and scurries away into the bushes |
| Fantastic DD, like poetry. Thank you. |
| even greener monday morning |
| Bro how the fuck are you supposed to exit these algo rips...SPX spiked to 7167, my calls went 10x, but price moved too quick to exit fml....... |
| ya so do I, its attached to my scorp\n\nI still had to jump through hoops for the solo 401k funds to hold options contracts\n\nwhat broker do you use and what solo 401k document provider? |
| is actual real reason for this pump |
| Semis probably rip higher because of technical reasons but I won't be getting involved |
| when your girlfriend splits with her boyfriend. sorry man |
| isn't that what people said about intel, they were old school. now they back. figma will figure it out i think and make its way back up |
| What happened to that guy? He just disappeared from the face of the earth |
| 50% of the S&P 500 reports this week. Should be interesting. |
| Fuck it, I’m in! |
| Out of all things I could of bought and made money on...my only position is AAPL. Embarrassing. |
| curse of pam bondi is strong |
| MDT is stuck in a positive gamma cage with spot at $83.31 and max pain sitting comfortably at $80. The market makers are long gamma, meaning they’ll buy dips and sell rips to stay delta neutral, keeping this range-bound until close.\n\nThe skew is screaming fear though—put IV is nearly 6x the call IV at the 25Δ level. That’s a massive bearish bet from the smart money, even if the expected move is only ±$0.60.\n\nIf I’m playing this, I’d lean toward the short straddle given the positive GEX and the lack of room to run before hitting those walls, but that heavy put skew suggests someone knows something about tonight’s print.\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/po1j53z3h6xg1.png?width=1920&format=png&auto=webp&s=fedcbd57273c6fdbcb8e38a5aca982de5d04ef41 |
| Overbought like krazieeeeeeee |
| Etsy puts baby!\n\nEdit: just realized they’re not on the list. They report 4/29 before open |
| will sandy crack 1000 today |
| All this and the DOW still can’t get back across 50k |
| Are we ready to witness absolute euphoria and greed turn into abject despair and fear in the span of ten minutes again like yesterday? |
| This has to be the euphoric top right? Shit doesn’t move like this unless it’s the bubble |
| all good bro |
| Some of you really are regarded enough to not sell 0tde calls at the high |
| I need a god candle down to 7145 really bad. |
| Market wasn't this scary while dipping!\nMann, the way its going up is scaring me more 😭😭😭 |
| Every day I ask myself why I even have non-tech stocks |
| SOXS at 2.5x average volume today |
| Closure of the strait is the best thing that could happen. Europe has to buy expensive gas from America. Huge profits all go to buy AI .\n\nMany people still don't get it. Stalemant is great. |
| LOL X-Energy |
| NVDA mkt cap soon to surpass US gdp |
| Isn't it cool when billionaires own all of the media 🙃 |
| Bruhhhh I’ve been riding this all day. I haven’t been able to eat im so nervous |
| Buying comfortably ITM options and watching them somehow go OTM has to be a top 5 most shameful feeling |
| Barron to the C-suite, duh! |
| Well the market is indeed staying irrational for longer than I can stay solvent. I bought puts at 710 and somehow this keeps pumping by over .5% a day.\n\nStarting to consider cutting my losses. Wonder how high this will go before having a big red day. |
| At even the tinyest hint of the market starting to sell in comes an ungodly shrek candle out of nowhere |
| Boobs |
| Very cool! |
| They will be fighting each other in those trenches 🤣 \n\nWe are just going to choke them to death with the blockade and maybe bomb a bit but I don’t see us repeating past mistakes and invading unless to secure nuclear assets/oil in some locations. \n |
| What date |
| Lookup the intel b70 you and what people are saying about it.. I’m not sure this is a great time to short them |
| The pump is purely from semiconductors creaming themselves over Intel making $1B more than expected revenue last quarter. Rest of the market has been flat all day |
| now to rug everyones 0dte calls |
| Im loading up on SPY 0DTE just for the love of the game after being up 16% today |
| VM analyze the option chain of MDT for me |
| Manipulation on car is wild |
| lol. Complete maniacs |
| It depends on your intention of the investment and I also understand the sub I'm on.\n\nI personally don't do a ton of individual stocks, 89% of my investments are S&P or ETFs. I grabbed a few shares of AMD and noticed I was in a 60-80% profit very quickly. I told my self many times from crypto, if I see a 50% gain in a short window again, it's time to lock some profits; I've just diamond hands to man damn times. So I sold a few shares and kept just a couple to hold. Again, my original purchase was not a long term investment plan, just a fun buy to see what happens. |
| Right? I know what that is… Idfk, my calls are going wooo |
| See you Monday. |
| Fakeout |
| weapons grade retardation in the market right now |
| Lol one candle for blink of an eye, thats it? 😭 |
| LMAOO BROKE AS BTCH |
| I reckon more people are buying than selling |
| Just say suicide, stop being a regarded zoomer |
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| Survey: \nupvote spy closes above 714 \ndownvote spy closes below 714 |
| Flat unless they fully transition to Ai or something |
| so 720 Monday? |
| EOSE comeback |
| Who the fuck buys Intel here? Why is it still going up |
| VZ calls? |
| I’ll be back Wednesday |
| The Q’s are legit going fucking bonkers |
| Yes please. Calls it is! |
| Finally some real DD |
| Thanks for giving me something to watch |
| wow clf up 8%\n\nwho would've guessed AI got it wrong |
| Real advice? Like on the small probability that you may actually f'in listen?\n\nSTOP BEING A GEY BEAR.\n\nMarket is up almost 83% of the time historically. Yet people still want to try and time the market on the 17%.... |
| I guess I’m finding out every stock I added to my watchlist from 1-2 years ago was straight bullshit |
| it takes 2 sides to make a market |
| Bubba? |
| This is a textbook lockout rally in semis. |
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| Bubble^(69) |
| aaand +2% day |
| Omg her smiling is getting bigger by the trading day. |
| It might skip 300 ngl the reason for the sell matters ! |
| ok here we go. Iran denies talks but market is like fuck it I am already up and mind as well stay here |
| Just put the puts in the bag |
| I can tell you why I hate adobe using 3 letters. You get 3 guesses, the first two don't count. Signed Photoshop subscriber, looking at adding on the 3D modelling plugin until I find out it costs more than twice as much as PS. |
| yes it's [check notes] up 2000% in three years |
| What stage of the bubble are we at? |
| I like this crazy guy lol |
| Fears are bucked |
| Mega Wednesday |
| NEWS: Iran’s Fars News Agency disputes an Axios report claiming Steve Witkoff and Jared Kushner will meet Iran FM Abbas Araghchi in Islamabad, calling it false and accusing Western media of trying to sway Iranian decision-making.\n\nIt’s remarkable Axios continues to do this and the market continues to believe it. |
| im paying the the prem further out 1/2027 and 1/2028 both 60P |
| Why is Poet going uo |
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| Whenever they cant shart squeeze it anymore and feel like letting its price go back down. This is the new meta, they giga short squeeze some stock to a massive height. Rake in massive delta/gamma gains on their options from having such a high priced stock move so much. Then they drip it down after the stock split so that options with much less delta/gamma because the underlying is so much cheaper pay out maybe 1/15th of what they made on the way up. |
| Nah. This baby wants to fly in the power hour. |
| Not sure the pump was because Ghalibaf is tweeting and might not have been removed by the IRGC\n\nOr if we pumped on something else, and now that pump is getting erased because Ghalibaf is tweeting about Iranians getting ready to "fight trench by trench".\n\n[https://x.com/mb\_ghalibaf/status/2047732097884856386](https://x.com/mb_ghalibaf/status/2047732097884856386) |
| jokes write themselves\n\n"if you're holding right now, don't sell. just sit on your DONG"\n\n"I see a lot of upside in this stock. that's why I'm long DONG" |
| Reinstall the app |
| you got problem with just buying stock D: ?\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/jd8ahgvgg6xg1.png?width=1044&format=png&auto=webp&s=af246df6d0393edf2055fbcb123b723417645d54\n\n |
| Maybe I should’ve held on to my INTC leaps I’d bought when it was under $20. \n\nNaw, I’m sure I put that money to better use elsewhere. |
| its Wendy's through the week and Del Frisco's Friday |
| QCOM has finally been nice to me 😁 |
| I would like to smoke what ever that is. Figma make is actually downstream of claude not powering claude. |
Fun YT channel I found. Dude bought a ghost town (1800's mining), moved in and basically just explores old mines. Watched a few vids today, kinda cool\n\n Ghost Town Living Living in an abandoned ghost town, trying to bring it back to life.
Cerro Gordo was established in 1865 and went on the be the most prosperous silver mine in ... www.youtube.com |
| Really does take a long time to matter, the world is railing to keep oil pushed down as much as it can. |
| It should have been me |
| as long as they're able to slap their logo on processors, storage and other components then they should be good for the next few decades |
| Flipped from calls to puts on that candle |
| SPY 10000000000000000000000000000000 by June fuck it who cares |
| lmaoo ok brokie |
| stock market green |
| 😂😂😂 |
| I call out 0dte plays. like that last dip. |
| “Intel lifts the market” is not something I thought I would ever see again in my lifetime. I sold at $25 years ago. All it needed was a little Trump love. |
| Just 2 more dollars QQQ\n\nYou can do it! **LETS GO, ROCK HARD!** |
| Lol |
| Hold my hand |
| https://preview.redd.it/e6cgqxgcg6xg1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3adfd15e5ed04afc414b075ce447bd6e68ea5632\n\n |
| safe to say this was NOT a bull trap lmaooooo |
| If anything it's up on renewed AI hype, intel ER and subsequent semi's euphoria |
| Puts are up tho…. |
| INTC 77p are .02.... good deal. |
| Holding into earnings or selling ? |
| Wait and behold for the msft pump post earnings |
| Nvda 5T company. Okay. |
| pakistan said iran said pakistan said iran said iranian negotiators said irgc said they're open to peace talks - axios |
| You would've won if you could get back in clothed. |
| Great entry point for a put here on SPY\n\nDrop likely after 2pm |
| Bored asf\n\nAny big news today |
| just buy calls bro. guaranteed to work 999 out of a 1000 times |
| When MSFT beat the F. Out of the earnings. Money will rotate back to MSFT and this earnings will be bottom for software companies. |
| I'm gonna take your word for it |
| yes it's \[checks notes\] down 11% in three days |
| Big beautiful bull flag 🇺🇸 |
| you will lose everything |
| I mean that's the worst case scenario, but I find you can usually get a fill at mid unless it's horribly illiquid, or you don't use FOK and start messing up the option chain. |
| AMD WE SELL? |
| The top is almost in. I can feel it in my bear balls. |
| You have never heard "trend is your friend"? |
| https://preview.redd.it/39brb7q5g6xg1.jpeg?width=1408&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c20dc231206d0ae883c12d6a7717217504225f27 |
| When we gonna get a SNDK stock split? |
| then get out brokie lmao |
| clap louder, maybe the market hears you and dumps out of pity |
| AAPL what are you doing? |
| Burry went short semi's to buy ADBE and MSFT. truly the WOAT |
| My new Strat is full porting sndk on red days |
| next leg up incoming |
| Criminal market |
| Give her tge nobel peace prize |
| I really have no problem with green days but I have a problem with green days based on same fucking news. How many times will it go up on peace talks. At some point it has ro be priced in |
| This guy must be crazy |
| 👏 👏 |
| I’m going to assume 4chan. |
| BERS ARE FK |
| Trying to catch those candles on either side is so hard, up and back down in like 15 seconds |
| I have saved this post to troll every reddit commentator as people are underestimating saas at this stage. I will come back once they are at ATH . |
| Es just hit my $7200 |
| everyone has a computer now |
| Can't wait for total semi death once Mr. Market-san figures out a third of the world's helium supply is trapped like a massive fart in the puckered hole of hormuz |
| Bers really only have a 20min window to profit on top of having to time puts perfectly in this market lmao |
| I think SOFI will rally after the earnings call due to the recent pump in price. |
| Clearly |
| RemindMe! One week |
| Ok nvm I thought my picks were bad but yeah good luck |
| Why the overweight to Monday? And underweight oracle? |
| What did he tweet this time? |
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| Yes sir! Yes sir! I expect to see profit taking after the Q1 results after today’s jump, and opportunity for more scoop scoop scoop ‘em up! |
| $NOW? |
| The markets slow grind up feels like it’s been two weeks |
| I can’t take it no more |
| Car down almost another 10% but it feels like nothing compared to the last few days |
| Yes this is the way |
| No. Claude can do barely anything that figma provides. And Figma make can do exactly the same as Claude. Stop hyping the Anthropic marketing shit. |
| To be honest its so simple to use too it really has deterred me to even start learning lol. I wont be as good as it by the time I go on my japan trip haha |
| holy fraud |
| They don't do microprocessor design anymore ? |
| Nothing ever happens. |
| So going from 630 to 730 on spy an exact 15% move in one month. Got it. |
| Being a bear is painful but I can’t help it |
| weekend peace talk pump and 🥭 |
| Only emotionally? |
| Is RIVIAN eating 💩? |
| For now |
| INTC fucking insaneee |
| Spy calls 📈📈📈 |
| Triples of the Barracuda |
| its straight pumping. |
| For the past like 9 months I had this bump on my arm that sometimes was a little itchy. It would come and go as far as redness and itchiness. \n\nAnyways, the past two days it got dry and I could feel something under the skin, so I took some tweezers and scraped off the top and a little rice grain-sized hard calcified mass popped right out, no blood or nothing. I tried to do a little mini biopsy on it in the bathroom and it turns out it was and extremely long ingrown hair, like 4 inches long, all coiled up and covered in very hard calcified material.\n\nAnyways, that's my story, thanks for reading and god bless your mess. |
| Only good stock in the market |
| takes balls as well, money is money. Would you have done the same? 99% no, you would not, even if you had those 200k ready to go at that time |
| Q's broke 664 |
| Why not keep holding into earnings ? |
| Q's about to break 664 |
| It's amazing what happened today. I'm long time holder as well and I'm also a millionaire today! Thanks Lisa & Co. |
| A year ago I literally went, "Intel sucks right now, AMD has the best CPUs on the market and NVIDIA charges an arm and a leg for GPUs. Surely AMD is underpriced."\n\nNow a year later, +50k. Thanks Dr Su. |
| There it is |
| these flashpumps are insane lmao. literally at least a dozen of them every day now |
| We think we get a Sandisk stock split anytime soon? |
| Probably sold early |
| whoa |
| Only calls forever and ever. SPY to 750+ by eow next week |
| Math isn't irony |
| Exactly lol. Fml |
| vro holding allat bag on duolingo bro how😂😂 |
| eat. my. ass. |
| right on queue |
| 😅 King shit |
| Amd has RSI of 89 on 1D chart 😂😂😂😂😂😂 |
| #Ban Bet Won\n---\n\n/u/ruminant-salad made a bet that SPY would go to 714.0 within **1 day** when it was 708.17 and it did, congrats gigabrain.\n\nTheir record is now 1 wins and 0 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| Hell yes |
| POET making a comeback habibi |
| I get it now\n\nAppreciate the small things means be happy you're only down 3% and not 15% |
| I see you're a man of culture as well |
| Going to be even better when its still closed in June |
| I expected more Netflix loss porn this week. Show yourselves damn it |
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| Oh so stocks will go up 10% more |
| i had an autistic friend (not a diss, really on the spectrum), buying barcelona to win a second-tier league club at 1.05 odds. i asked him why the hell would u buy that? he said it's a sure win. ok sure, buddy... |
| Oh yes I forgot today is Friday. Crazy how this week has gone by so fast |
| Got a cheap Chinese phone for my old grandma. Guess what's in there. Sandisk. SNDK 1200. |
| Buy button needs to be disabled |
| Thank you 🙏🏻 |
| bro went from a door dash investor to a door dash driver |
| AI drives the current market and it's close to crashing because everyone is doing it, almost anyone with a good setup can do it, sure might take a bit longer but you know everything is local. Thus leaving all the non tech at a disadvantage aka the old people. \n\nI was ~~reading~~ erhm watching tube vids about Anima and Animus and this other vid popped up. This idea of a new era based on spectrum, as in everyone is in a spectrum, the old days of absolutism and able to name something based on some kind of concept is fleeting. Also the era of queen bee/flock where there isn't a need for internal conflict within the hive anymore, but it is a mono culture / multi organism, like behives and ants, colony converted and males only do one thing and then die. Then it battles other colonies and it is engage in an eternal war. Kinda gives Bee movie and A bugs life a new feel.\n\nbasically this\n\nhttps://youtu.be/sOof48d6xgo\n\nbut yeah egregore is a cool word. |
| You are correct, if anyone has not bought yet they should stay out until the market makes sense again. |
| kidding im not a gaebear |
| INTC puts are so cheap right now |
| why pump so slow FAK |
| why should i sell amd when the gap to maxpain is only 100 dollar. |
| Top oil analyst guarantees that the next few months ‘will be an ongoing, absolute disaster’ even if the Strait of Hormuz opens tomorrow\n\nhttps://fortune.com/2026/04/24/oil-market-forecast-disaster-crude-prices-strait-of-hormuz-opens-now-us-iran-war/ |
| Shoutout whoever suggested intel to me about a year ago, was skeptical at first but should have bought more. |
| So how important is oil anyway? The strait has been closed for like 55 days ish, and the price has not risen any further? No-one is nervous about further gas shortages or the damage that has been caused?\nFuck me man, i'd like to make some money on this bullshit |
| HERE COME THE SPY PUMP! |
| Lisa Su is making those fan boys put in the work today if you know what I mean |
| MSFT flinging up some green candles on the 5 minute |
| Nvidia will never see these returns ever again. |
| Thank god, recovering losses incurred from yesterdays cliff dive |
| No, you are a nanafucker now!😉 |
| ching chong |
| He’s meeting with clowns tho… |
| put on nasdaq Wed 4PM? |
| my diversification paying off bigly today keeping me flat when i could've been giga green |
| Cool, good luck my fellow regard! |
| MSFT earnings next week… we bolish |
| Good work king |
| another day another +2% right. think I'm starting to get the hang of this |
| Same here, wish I got more only got around $1K AUD \nNow if only the ones I've put more money into could do the same that would be great |
| if you wanna talk to God try [truth.social](http://truth.social) |
| Figma needs to shift to token based revenue model fast because seat based pricing will become less with less designers needed |
| DRILL TEAM 6 READY TO DEPLOY |
| Dental plan |
| MSFT 🚀🚀 |
| 🌭 |
| Legit if I won the loto I would probably do that shit. |
| Ha, ok gotcha, funny mistake I made there.\n\nI definitely stand by everything else I said though. :)\n |
| i'm all in and can't wait for it all to go tits up |
| Reminder that everything _is_ computer. |
| # Oil retreats as Iran's FM heads to Pakistan for peace talks |
| Exactly, that’s the bear case. |
| Cash holders in shambles. At least bears tried |