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| the market just has to think it’s going to happen, for gold to correct short term |
| You idiot. Stop idioitting!!!! |
| I think you take the D behind the dumpster. |
| He could kick the 🪣 too |
| ...tell me you have no fucking clue about anything, but in your own words, please. |
| Abel dodged dilution question (by Deutsche Bank analyst) |
| Probably 0DTE |
| That's crazy 🤔 Seriously they fabricated them? Thanks, I'll look into it\n\nI have things like TWST, so not clinicals trials reliant at all, automated silicon chips making dna strands. I'm nervous about the clinical trials based ones too for sure |
| Hell nah I’m worst, we gonna get it together tho 🫡 \n\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/35rkwee5jmih1.jpeg?width=1320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=53b3b960ff9062c9f90a2afd35b9d7baea7a467b |
| Go ahead lol, shorts are heavy on those. |
| They sure are. Mining investors are the most battle hardened and it’s not even close |
| BUYING ALL APPLOVIN DIPS |
| Market is in "Expert" mode rn... |
| Gound in the boots fact? 👂 |
| Take the L |
| I love weirdo Bryan Johnson so it double bangs for me. |
| why not u just start talking? Why always leech info, why not give ur OWN DD for once |
| Klar is the move just saying |
| People dont understand that AI is JUST getting started. |
| I think bulls are also gay now. Real straight males buy pokemon cards |
| **BanBet Lost** — /u/robinhoodscams (0W - 1L, 0%)\n\n| Ticker | Entry → Target | Move | Time | Result |\n|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|\n| **SPY** ▼ | $773.26 → $758.00 | -2.0% | 1d | Lost | |
| How far out |
| Boobs on the ground |
| So we really not getting a deal until 2029 unless 🥭 kisses some asss? |
| People use AI less than what people used the internet back then too I'm sure. |
| I have puts so we will have peace. Give me a Nobel peace prize |
| Based on the typical illogical movement of space stocks, it’ll be green tomorrow |
| its 100% an earnings overreaction, regardless the stock is worth a ton long term if/when they have enough satellites up to fulfill contract backlogs. |
| So annoying |
| I love women |
| Im a professional degen. Take the L and with the cash u received from taking an L, buy short dated sndk calls. \n\nThis is the only way, doing anything else will not get u ur money back |
| Geeked I had the same ones and sold them for the smallest amount of profit, idk what they are now but I sold them at like 2.50? I can’t remember. \n\nAnd there is honestly very low likelihood you’ll regret it, wait out this run and, just set a limit like X% down from here and if it hits it hits. \n\nToo much short selling pressure including the ceo as is tradition and the recurring revenue is positive but not a lot and minimal in terms of % gains, this is still a very up in the air market, it’s a software company that does what agentic AI is trying to do so they’re in a wonky wonky spot.\n\nWho knows it prolly goes to $100 because I’m retarded 🤷♂️ |
| Bear hunters real identity is the doge coin millionaire |
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| > when everyone around you is researching, learning, writing, and working 2-5x faster with AI,\n\nHa ha ha ha ha!\n\n[Oh wait.](https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2F5g6d6mj62ase1.jpeg) |
| deal is days away... deadline is aug 16 |
| The bubble "bursting" is the transition from the onboarding period we're in now to where they're charging what it actually costs to run this all. \n\n\nThere will be AI use before and after, sure. The issue is that all of a sudden you won't be able to code 9-5 on subscriptions that are $150/month and you're paying $5,000/month in API costs. This will still be cheaper than humans if you look at the speed and quality, so they won't transition back to humans, everyone will reduce their worforces and eat the $5,000/month per employee as a cost of business.\n\n\nCompanies that use LLM APIs for stuff like chatbots on sites will suddenly be facing 10x the costs to operate that they were the month prior and their entire business model will collapse because no company will spend what it now costs for their services. This will suddenly drop out 80%+ of the companies in the AI space as they're completely unprofitable with the new pricing models. As these companies collapse, OpenAI, Anthropic and Grok will gobble up all the little guy's IP and integrate their services into the frontier models. |
| If you haven’t listened to the ASTS EC don’t, just full port and delete the app |
| Boots on the ground rumor? 👀 |
| gn |
| Which makes memory less profitable |
| got a dil do instead |
| Hahaha ok bro real nice talking to someone so passionate about geopolitics |
| anyone gambling on $lar earnings tomorrow |
| That’s because we’re about to run out of oil |
| should have closed a month ago, i was in the same boat and sold my calls that decayed. now im doing puts |
| I used to work on oil tankers. They run on the the lowest grade sludge oil (we burned 300-400 tons a day…). Yes fuel will go up in price but compared to the millions of barrels carried per tanker, won’t affect oil price much. |
| Yellow rock, pump another 1% today and my life is urs |
| We almost had a deal tho |
| gm |
| If you're not a manly top player outskilling with 1v1 then dont talk to me |
| the volume is low, it's prob just 2 dudes selling shares to each other |
| Is the good news in the room with us now? How anyone gets good news from that is beyond me. Must be the tasty crayons. |
| It was adorable. |
| It’s crazy there’s so much heat on cases in video games when Pokémon cards exist. |
| earnings play but resulted in no price movement |
| i can handle volatile stocks just fine and can tolerate daily 20% swings (but only when they go up) |
| Are we fucked tomo? |
| \>24hr |
| APP has more positive cash flow than all the space and data centre companies put together. |
| lmao |
| Oi, you’re a real Sherlock Holmes, ain’t ya? |
| Have you checked the bingo halls? |
| Nothing screams pump like -10% in an hour. |
| Over 70 percent of people have never used AI and do not plan to. \n\n\n |
| What was the plan here? |
| Assume for a second bears are right and memory is a commodity, oil companies are trading at 20x earnings while memory is at 4x/5x LOOOL. |
| upvote me. |
| you spelled trust fund baby wrong |
| No lol. The average price per ad has gone up. The average performance per ad has gone up. How is that not show the system got better? They can charge more per ad, and the ads are more effective |
| It is already gone my boy |
| https://preview.redd.it/6yptjlxkimih1.png?width=480&format=png&auto=webp&s=3bd9e54c2b8a9152a34d840b33eabefe908cb808\n\n |
| And its red 🫠🫡 |
| Yikes. Who the fuck in their right mind spending 28k on a single contract??? Wtf is wrong with u |
| Is the good news in the room with us now? |
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| Bout to pivot to Michael Bury for these bag holdings. |
| Nah it's quite inoffensive I don't think much of it. |
| Have you ever thought that using the internet isn't why everyone called you a nerd. Maybe it's just the fact that you're a nerd, regardless of the internet? |
| Fair point indeed, I don't mean to be overly reductionist about it.\n\nHowever, the Chinese inventing gunpowder didn't do much to stop the British cannons in 1839; this whole "we did it first" thing is childish & has never historically mattered, at all. It matters who does it most efficiently & at the greatest scale, I don't see how you can compare the cost per token of Chinese models with the American labs & think that we've got a moat. |
| interesting combination of plays |
| I'd have stories to tell lmao LUNR cost me 60k never again I tightened up and have been doing better since learned my lesson buying solid companies that actually make money |
| I bagheld my LUNR shares for a full year after IM-2 and sold the top in May |
| How long do you think it is before 🥭instructs the DOJ to find a way to indict Warsh. |
| Imagine what it’s done to mine… |
| Should I sell my 300shares of ASTS for -300 loss ah or wait for tomorrow |
| Gonna rise a lot more than you expect. Any pullbacks are a gift |
| Nebius to the moon |
| Some trust fund babys are reportedly paying as much as $20,000 to have interior designers style their dorm rooms. |
| Where my lady u/51yearsoldandnotdone at? |
| What's the scariest thing to hear at a job? "I'm an engineer and I'm here to help". I've clued in lots of super bright engineers that their concepts aren't functional in the real world at many, many hazop, and commissioning meetings. I love supervising you guys doing loop checks for days and days. |
| I sold hertz in the am, waiting for rklb to dip harder now…. Owwww |
| capex buildout on free cash flow now using debt and stock issuance :popcorn: |
| diamond hands |
| Because we didn’t nuke every country supporting terrorism |
| Everything's going down. Haha. Makes no sense🙂 |
| RKLB is looking even more promising. Don't enter if you can't handle 15-20% swings in a day though.... |
| You gambled calls and when you got lucky you figured you actually predicted the move and decided to predict the next one |
| It will run back to 2000 bro but in 2028 so if I were you I’d buy some shares since you seem to be married and in denial to this L |
| only the chuds on here would |
| Is there a possibility a lot of the accounts on X are FUD bots from our adversaries where even Elon doesn't care because all it does it set up Trump to look even smarter when Iran announces a surrender?\n\nWhat if we really are whooping their butts which is the only way I can explain why the market is still rising despite all this news. Maybe it's all just redirects and psy ops with the news, while we REALLY do have control of the strait. Are those videos posted on X ACTUALLY legit? They could be fake news, after all.\n\nCPI comes in low Wednesday. Straight is declared open. We restart the conversations about rate cuts, which is why gold and silver are rebounding. Gold and silver are the canaries in the coal mine. \n\nMy crazy 2 cents. But in this market, to be a winner, you have to trade a little crazy. The obvious plays don't work. The obvious play is: "There will be high inflation!" |
| Pretty cheap actually: [https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1vkr2f2/ttd\_yolo/](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1vkr2f2/ttd_yolo/) |
| You also down 22kv |
| History of the Bag Holder book coming soon |
| Retire on what |
| ME AND THE VOICES I KEEP HEARING |
| That is why there are so many atheists and agnostics out there. If you ask a Christian that question, they would say "God has a plan". And that satisfies them. |
| That one was good, bit I was talking about To The Moon Shaped Pool\n\nEdit: wait are we doing A.I. based puns, or Wallstreet bets based puns? |
| If the daily thread was a paid subscription, I would definitely **NOT** pay for it ❌🤣 |
| $756k per year pace, you can do better than that |
| Retail investors must now pay a tariff to buy stocks, RFK jr has successfully resurrected the extinct smallpox virus, Rocket Lab says Neutron will launch 4Q29 |
| too fuckin long. i aint reading that |
| Better have lost 100K now than 1M if you started near retirement age like them Koreans. |
| Is rklb good at these prices? |
| Ah yes the diamond hands mentality strikes again. Greetings from thetagang |
| Looks like my chart |
| Give him a flair asap |
| this shit works until it doesn't lmao. I was up 3 in a row and then fucking CAPR happened. The fuckers fabricated their trial results, shit pumped to 40$ and obliterated me. It's back to 3$ after the truth came out |
| and then before you know it you're a furry |
| man close the position. u know the position is bleeding so just save it |
| Pulse check on Burr after hearing about this NVDA deal |
| Yeah, I bet you want that! \n\nabsolutely not! You creep! |
| who is we WHO TF IS WE |
| Who’s gonna replace Epstein |
| I thought about something like that too just waiting for IV to cool off to get a better deal |
| You can argue that AI is useful, but at the end of the day, companies have overvalued AI and what it can do. They aren't expecting a 2.5x return, they are expecting a 250x return. |
| But do 150k Homes bring AI Shareholder value? |
u/king_of_all_retards called it right for ASTS - Theta. \n \n Blocked www.reddit.com |
| 🌽 really puts the ass in digital asset. |
| I love how China is on the sidelines of global Calabrian calamity, and they're only response is waaaahhhht? |
| I gay |
| You are already -82%. Your last the point of damage control so you might as well hold on for better days |
| What |
| lol rklb & asts dragging down spcx; karma at its finest |
| im full porting 778 calls at open fuck it |
| full port long RKLB? this is deal right? |
| Ive played these games before, RKLB 105 EOW |
| 5/6 my biotech picks since Feb. And sixth one dropped due to NVO sympathy 🤔 |
| im using ai every day in business and personally\n\nai is not a bubble\n\nmany company valuations are. internet didnt go away when dotcom went tits up |
| the way i would have caught feels over that |
| If you didnt buy last week imo too risky to buy in now, rose too much already |
| "It's not an emdash. It's a tiny black hearse carrying the sentence's dead comma." |
| ass up face down put it in ma booty hole. |
| lemme ragebait dont ruin it |
| Stupid. \n\nWomen choose these procedures for themselves. That internal drive isn't going away because you're locked away in your mom's basement crushing a robot all day. \n\nYou're not around and weren't part of their po ol anyways. \n\nIf anything, it will only increase the drive to looksmax as they compete and are influenced by these. |
| holyshit |
| hodl |
| Meanwhile, Warren Buffett has had Cokes and Big Macs daily for 80 years. |
| How much you pay |
| What did you read? I’m seeing a bigger loss than expected |
| everyone figured it out bro, we're all rich, we're just larping and pretending to be broke here |
| There’s still a lot of good buys. The magnitude of move you get makes a wide range of prices look like a good buy in hindsight |
| Facts |
| I learned my lesson from LUNR in 2025 never touched a space stock again, lost out on a lot of gains but prevented probably even more loss |
| nice try, cnbc |
| The bottle itself (Codd-neck bottle) is actually a British invention! |
| Space is ass |
| Well you can walk away with $5000 or lose $5000. This contract is going straight to 0. |
| So now they are burdening the users devices instead of paying for themselves? |
| I'm wrong and underleveraged. |
| Shiny rocks seem like only play for today |
| The Beauty of options is it decides for you. You’ve already taken the L you just haven’t acknowledged it yet. Oct is around the corner. |
| Take the L. The theta decay will fuck you. I was in the same boat with Micron at 1200. Lost 80% of my portfolio. Could’ve sold earlier at a smaller loss but I kept riding it down. Now it’s gonna take forever for me to recoup my losses |
| silver will dump because it's full of degens, can't speak for gold |
| My logic telling me if I’m unable to be profitable with couple thousand going to 10k my losses will just be bigger |
| consistently making money in stock market is so fucking easy i cant believe you guys havent figured it out yet. how can you be this regarded |
| No u |
| How are some of you guys just now realizing that space is gay |
| Why would you be cash when things like schd are 23% ytd |
| Down 82% with 2 months to exp? You already took the L, you’re just paying interest on the cope now |
| Damn I should sell my puts now |
| Miners pivoting to AI is how I see bitcoin finally collapsing. AI generates revenue directly from the compute while bitcoin revenues involve chance. |
| Booty cheeks clappin like waves on the shore |
| Hold brotha |
| jokes on us. he just buys bad bad options so he can suck cock guilt free *oooo not again 😏 * |
| agree, both should be 0 |
| I don't get why god would let those people from Colombia die like that when they are praying for their safety(I under stand BBL) |
| True, earned income going in. But once in, you can play options and make bank, all tax free. |
| Open model to closed model back to open model. Zuck is a fool and an idiot, but rich, so at least he has that, for now, anyway. |
| Oh shit |
| Leopald was right but he was overleveraged. A lot of you can learn something from him. |
| Turbulence for sure IF it happens. IMO the 2 year yield will come down before September, and the Fed will have no reason to hike. Could even start with a lower than that expected cpi print. But the treasury is supporting the yen rn, and so as long as the yen strengthens, yields are likely to fall |
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| You are already down 82%, might as well hold; also NVDA earning on Aug 26th; breakeven at $2128 is extremely unlikely, but getting away with losing 40-50% is possible |
| the trade u wanna figure out is what do all the failed patent troll turned failed blockchain turned failed neocloud companies pivot to next :hmmm: |
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| No no no that can't be correct. Quite sure that I am literally 1000 times smarter than the so called great warrent buffet with my 30 shares |
| Why would you try to short Nvidia right now |
| +3% |
| I mean this just isn’t true. Microsoft’s been shit on and performed like garbage for ages |
| man just fucking do it, you clearly want to, you don't need a reason |
| go back in time and buy puts |
| How is RKLB down more than ASTS 🤡 |
| It's already down 80%. Just hold it at this point. You never know when the next regarded rally will come |
| Ignored a crunch sound when I was fucking my ex years ago, next thing I know she says “ooh! A goldfish!” *Crunch* *crunch crunch*\*.\* Eats a goldfish cracker out her bed while I’m balls deep. Don’t know if I’ve ever laughed harder than that in my life. Also had a too close cat. |
| From experience tmrw will be either up or down, I’ll keep y’all updated |
| Hate to do it but I think it’s best if I fill the swimming pool with gasoline. No downside and tremendous potential upside. |
| SPY -3% tomorrow and I’ll stick a watermelon up my ass |
| Copying & pasting from an earlier comment because none of you think for yourselves & all say the exact same stuff lol:\n\nChina would not say that, & has published volumes of Marxist scholarship on the topic.\n\nIt's always Schoedinger's China: "raw capitalism" when they deserve praise, but the moment we talk about importing any of their policies (or anything to the left of Reagan) it's "socialist." You see the same effect when people point to the Nordic model. Please be serious. |
| I compost all of my garbage in my neighbours yard. Even my used motor oil |
| I’m amazed by how quickly my “old” M1 Max MacBook Pro runs models. The text based generation is way faster than any cloud service I’m getting blasted monetarily for. |
| of the mags…..NVDA might be worst option for puts |
| Musk because he'd cheat |
| I recommend Claude not ChatGPT . Also make sure before you have AI make a defense for you to tell it to sound human. |
| 🙏 hope u can make it back to 1k buddy |
| Patrick Boyle's new video (lack of situational awareness) opening is pure genius.\n\nNERDS!!! |
| Might make a million accounts just to downvote ts fr |
| Yeah, but that's just a coincidence |
| am I the only retard that's actually straight up short SPX (no options or anything) lmao? |
| This guy enjoys when fellow poors lose money |
| Guys here's some REAL FUCKING HONESTY from a random dude on Reddit.\n\nIf I had NEVER started trading 5 years ago, I'd have an extra $100k sitting in my bank account right now. |
| take the L man |
| Still $NWL |
| They can pry em dashes from my cold dead hands. En dashes eh, almost nobody even perceives them and they are nowhere near as versatile. |
| is this different from the thread now? |
| Nobody here was freaking out when rklb went from 58 to 86 randomly |
| diamond hands bud (you’re port is cooked) |
| How'd they even invent that it's like inventing electricity |
| You hate watching bro? |
| I’ve come up with a remarkable invention. It’s a rubber pair of pants that traps nearly 100% of your fart gases and, by way of a rubber hose that protrudes from the seat and leads up to a gas mask worn around the face, allows you to breathe in your full farts with almost zero delay after droppage. In this manner, you can reclaim nearly 100% of the nutrients in your farts that would normally be lost to the environment, much like the stillsuits the Fremen wear in Dune allow them to capture moisture. |
| Hey Claude, tell me why u/exxenmann is wrong and regarded |
| If you thought I was endorsing putting the genie back into the bottle, then you missed my point entirely. I'm simply pushing back on the capitalist assertion that competition inherently results in innovation, because it doesn't, & creates enormous amounts of waste. The highest rated internet service in the US is municipal fiber; I would support nationalizing the telecoms & having local boards of elected administrators handle the day-to-day, & pass these resources onto Americans at cost instead of profit (the economic benefits to this would be enormous). What \*does not\* help, & consistently results in degraded service, is the nature of these companies being publicly traded, leading to short-term thinking at the expense of literally every American (which is why we don't have coast to coast fiber, even though we paid the telecoms to build it). \n\nPhones: Picking the mid-80s, attributing the price reduction purely to the breakup action instead of Moore's law reaching escape velocity, is silly.\n\nRockets: Just don't ask \*what\* they're taking to space lol. It's disposable satellites which are destroying astronomy in return for high-latency, dogshit upload internet, which is inferior in every possible way to coast to coast fiber. You're getting Musked, just like the Hyperloop which totally got built in California.\n\nI don't claim to have all of these answers here, but no post-Bell telecom has gotten anywhere near the level of innovation that was taking place within Bell, & it's why you couldn't name a single one. I think whatever comes next shouldn't be chained to meaningless terms (in this context) like "socialist capitalism" or "capitalist socialism," but instead start with what we think the ideal version of things would be, then work backwards. |
| 😂😂😂 |
| This guy really misunderstood what the dotcom crash was. |
| It's not even a question. I can't believe it was even a political issue for 5 minutes. Buying votes is all it was |
| The new generations are always better but a big part of it is it's so damn competitive that everyone is forced to have the latest and greatest or else their ai company or whatever will fall behind |
| You aren't dumb its just damn hard to time a SPY put that is a big bagger not even worth it imo |
| Hold- plenty of time \n\nSource: my vibes |
| I hate that AI now ruined em dashes when they have an actual use in writing and I like to use them when I write text. Now everyone goes HURRRRDURRRR iT's aI cAusE eM dAsHes. Fucking annoying. I hate AI and that it's being pushed on you literally everywhere. |
| It's called Ramune they are great |
| I bought Dec 2028 25c's. Either it recovers or it doesn't. I got like 2.5 years tho lol |
| Too many people in here talking about gold and silver now. Please leave my shiny rocks alone 🙁 |
| Like the 🌎 |
| Why do women with cats always have food in their bed? Man I was stiff arming this little cat while getting a bj from this girl |
| You guys don't compost |
| yes bro |
| Helen of Detroit |
| Koreans save us 🙌 |
| 🇰🇵🫡 |
| Futures flatter than something really flat |
| i just need nvda to fall 6% tmrw and i'll be happy |
| Seriously why should the people that fucked around and didnt pay off their loan get money but not the people that were responsible and sacrificed to pay that shit off early |
| Biohacker Bryan Johnson reveals he has never slept in the same bed as his girlfriend, because it is not optimal for his sleep score. |
| What’s happening. In the last two weeks SPCX becoming the best performing large cap on SPY |
| A bunch of guys were talking about it yesterday and today, my DD was basically searching this thread and most people were all asking the same thing.\n\nTo me that meant there were some eyes on it / watching it, and it just had a massive dump. Yesterday I chatted with some random guy on the shitpost thread and he was quite deep in it / bullish on it.\n\nGoodluck out there |
| We just hired a driver for the golf cart between our mansion and the pool. Also had to fire the nanny because we found out she didn't go to college. |
| will HIMS keep dropping? |
| When the corporations start trading people, what is your ticker gonna be? I’m going with $DBAG. |
| Yeah they've all switched to datacenters 😭 |
| Made 2k in the early days of the rise last week on calls... figured for sure it would pull back. Im dumb. Sigh. |
| Another near 3x miss on EPS. |
| Pump $RIOT PUMP |
| Time to go have a sad burp of the ole worm |
| It's literally the same every few months: some hot trash ticker pumps for a day or two and regards with 3 figure accounts hop on thinking this will finally make them rich quick, then gets rugged. Absolute cinema every time 😂😂😂 |
| Long term prob will pay well |
| I read somewhere that if you can live on a budget in an inexpensive city you'll need about a million for every decade you plan to be alive. |
| Yeah but it’s not apples to apples. A retail investor can put a few thousand bucks into Alphabet without moving the price. Berkshire has to invest billions for the investment to matter to its portfolio while managing concentration and liquidity, and buying without driving up its own cost. They started building the position two years ago and have continued to average in.\n\nWhen they bought Apple in 2016 everyone said iPhone sales had peaked and they were late to purchase. They ended up with 460% gains and 140 billion dollars profit over the next decade. |
| How the fuck did this house make 8 bags of heavy ass garbage in a week? |
| I use AI a lot. I pay for it very little. |
| ASTS please just go back to 90 don't even want profits anymore. |
| hope the madmen circuit break twice |
| you are correct sir |
| I am happy to be 'left behind' by AI in this scenario. Enjoy your monthly subscription for outsourced basic human cognition. I'll just continue to use the ol' skullmeat. But nice try, AI marketing. You probably convinced a few nervous types with your blatant bandwagon tactics. |
| Bullshit, you're operating at a total loss just like everyone on this fucking sub you liar |
| Well rklb you missed earnings, now time to recover back to $85 |
| No you weren't. You considered it amongst many other plays like we all did |
| dotcom made network infrastructure get built. \ndotcom bubble pops, something related to big networks grows. \n\n"ai" make datacenters get built. \nai bubble pops, something related to lots of big datacenters will grow. \n\ndo you really think it's guaranteed that (post-bubble, when lots of companies go bankrupt) we'll use the infrastructure to just run ChatGPTwo: Electric Boogaloo? \nit *is* like the dotcom bubble, but not in the way most people think. (because most people don't actually *think* think about it, they just parrot vaguely informed sounding shit they heard idiots say on reddit). \nthe ai bubble popping does not in any way guarantee the future prevalence of whatever is running in those datacenters right now. \njust like the dotcom bubble popping did not in any way result in the traffic on those networks being the same afterwards. \nbetween the two bubbles, LLMs are equivalent to the *data* on the networks, not the network itself. \nthe datacenters and their servers are what's equivalent to the networks. |
| Inverse reality |
| 2nd best Korea |
| Better than some retard thinking their loud ass hunk of junk sounds cool |
| yeah i saw your post and saw that the volume was double the average today. |
| > lazy\n\nIt's your argument, I already did a halfhearted effort for you, and then you complain because I didn't go into enough depth on the thing *you* brought up. Ok dude.\n\nIt's not like it actually matters for my investment currently how gold vs dividends worked in 1975, this is just for reddit conversation. Do it yourself better then |
| Rub my balls 🏀🏀 |
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| My RKLB calls went from wen lambo to wen bus coming in a matter of 2 minutes |
| “Forgiving” student loans would make higher education pricing way worse because colleges basically know they can just keep getting government bailout money and never have to scale back costs.\n\nAlso totally fucks over the people (like me) that prioritized paying off their loans early because they thought it was the responsible thing to do. |
| The days are getting longer, bags heavier |
| No idea, but I bought long dated OTM calls on it. Goodluck out there, stay safe |
| You gotta get a good buy in with mining stocks and be willing to hold a long time they sell off hard |
| what we thinking of ASTS tomorrow |
| Flat side ways crap could be the name of this day |
| What is this |
| No more for me. It's a stupid waste of money |
| Does that weird noise from EVs piss anyone else off?\n\nFuck I hate that sound |
| MORE DEBT |
| Hmm when cpi prints high, and rate hikes are a certainty for september…..how do you think metals will do? |
| I bought in today, a bunch of OTM far dated calls |
| silver to $70 eow |
| MANGO SAID YOU WILL SEE WHAT HAPPENS |
| So many expenses and not enough incomeee |
| nothing like that has happened for 2 weeks now |
| I hope so |
| $2000 calls? Nancy, whats your nickname in the sub? |
| Hail to the tard |
| Should be down 10% |
| You would had upvotes with 69% cash |
| Never short an major index its just a cash donation to sellers |
| Both companies are down almost 50% from ATH you fuckwit cultist do you not comprehend how someone can be bagholding? |
| Musk, he has the Frigidaire body like a beetle shell |
| I am prepared for the release of the Koreans. |
| Never listen to random Internet people, well other than the ones that said HTZ was a dog |
| that’s where i’ve made all my money. how about we trade positions and make money from both 😂 |
| It’s summer. This is very normal volume for August |
| the tankers run on a lot of oil I'd guess. As oil pumps so do their operating costs? |
| Its ONDS going to move either way or just this flat sideways crap? |
| "*Hey Chatgreentea can you reassure me my ai bets aren't gunna tank*" |
| Yuumi |
| And many companies are still just testing agentic workflows now and not even in production. When models and controls become better more companies will adopt more etc. |
| Who would win in a fight Elon Musk or Peter Rocket, no weapons, no PEDs |
| Koreans. LOL. |
| Source that all AI labs are running at a loss? |
| Yeah I guess that’s not happening man |
| They are incredibly frustrating stocks to own |
| Yes, sarnt |
| Overboard man |
| Korea might drill us back to the great depression tonight |
| Why |
| Oh, it ripped. I think people bought the vibes Friday and took profits today. Saw lotta chatter about it on friday |
| Send me ass pics too |
| almost everything at ATH but my port |
| RKLB is now a ballistic missile company and I’m here for it |
| Its because they are fake and lgbqt |
| It saved my port, then killed my port, now saved again |
| So NVDA is pushing TRUMPS “Stargate” 2.0? |
| Your mom showed me her 🌽 🕳️ and it was pretty 👌 |
| TTWO |
| Still got $471 left, plenty for one final 0DTE hero trade |
| Now we wait for CPI!\n\nPlease crash the market ! Too much ATH. Need now profits. 67% cash |
| Apparently HTZ short cost of borrow went from 1% to 8% in 3days. Short interest still high, fewer shares available to short. One big shareholder owns 50.9% of the company.\n\nvolume has gone down but I still think it squeezes. \n\nBill ackman can do a very fun thing by eow |
| AI is a great tool just with a shit roi that doesn't have a clear path to profitability |
| How many times will the news use the titel " Stocks rises on hopes of a US - IRAN peace deal " ? .. Its been 5 months... |
| Yeah, that's the way to do it at the moment. I've seen two lines of analysis on the current push. One is a slow grind up for weeks. The other is looking like a 4-7% pullback. Either way on my trading account, this is the point I usually like getting out of the index and playing individual plays or moving to some other asset and waiting for the next setup. |
| Im in cybersecurity and while I cant predict the future id be *very* surprise if the "ai bubble" ends up bursting |
| Is it me or has volume been relatively low across this year \n\nI remember last year we’d get 60 mil spy vol on a bad day |
| vibes? |
| SPY up $000.1 in after hours and retards here spamming SPY is pUmPiNg!!! |
| I AM NOW ON UNEMPLOYED PAYMENTS AND SWITCHED BACK TO CASH IN HAND WORK |
| https://preview.redd.it/22gvh40vfmih1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=47aa07187d9db2e417a0021df62afd8398ebfc7d\n\n |
| When’s the next time |
| I need SPY to dive... and NVDA to climb... i deserve to be here. |
| just don't trade this shit, silver will leave you homeless |
| Enjoy the beautiful Helen of Yemen |
| Yepp this post confirms the bubble. |
| You right |
| The squeeze will happen right after I formally resign from playing earnings |
| Calls? |
| I use AI to do both for me and collect straight profit because I'm NOT AN IDIOT |
| Ty |
| Hahaha are they still waiting for MOASS |
| can sm1 explain to me why oil is pumping but frontline is dying |
| Tom is that you ? |
| So many bots in the chat, and no precious metals shilling. BUY GOLD AND SILVER MFS, BUY MINERS\n\nYou’re welcome |
| Thanks, Sam Altman! |
| $666 😈 |
| Sir, this is a Wendy's |
| Would’ve blew your port last week pal |
| You think memory investors said the same thing last time there was a memory boom and bust cycle? |
| yeah but the financials for the next year or two are pretty clear. backlogs are full, contracts locked in, these won't surprise you with a 100% revenue beat on some quarter |
| which is ironic considering how FB is tracking employee mouse movements for AI data training |
| I bet you're under 35. I can tell by the retardation |
| https://preview.redd.it/z7pybj2kfmih1.jpeg?width=1028&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=46323b0ec2d767edf8e7867a657cabc3af85689d\n\n |
| Hot cpi mentioned here from the regardest of the regard, it ain't going to crash the markets now |
| I do not recommend trading with 1-2k. You can blew up that in day or two. Start with 10k with more discipline |
| neutral and unemotional tone, as it calls you normies and degenerates |
| At least you’re now part of something greater than yourself |
| #STANKY |
| I love those Japanese sodas that you have to pop a marble to open dang that's so cool |
| I was specifically promised a historic SOUN squeeze.\n\nI am waiting |
| Yeah, I use AI. I've never paid for it and never will. Do you seriously think the data they gather on me is worth more than the power they wasted on my prompts? |
| Bought GDX SIL COPX during that dip thank God it saved my entire port |
| $USAR pump it up |
| Dam |
| took shroms and went to watch odyssey |
| Easier for me to take 'em out to cool. |
| Just the facts man |
| Welcome to the casino, where we can turn your 370 into 3700 (debt) |
| The sudden U turn from the market on memory stocks is ridiculous. Those dudes are going to be drowning in cash for years and it'll accelerate once next gen gaming hardware and new GPUs release. |
| No, they turn conservative because they hole up alone in their home and have to deal with their own cripplingly bad decisions for once…or it’s the toxoplasmosis from cat shit |
| Fool me thrice, shame on you |
| You gotta love Rugpull Ryan skullfucking the baggies again. At this point, they deserve what they get, which is nothing. |
| Tempting, ngl |
| You sound suspiciously like that other guy. Do you also mop floors at the local strip club? Or are you the creepy bathroom attendant that sprays cologne and expects a tip? |
| martingale and roulette is the only way |
| Gold and silver |
| English hard why |
| we did it team! we achieved infinite growth! |
| Lmao obviously htz. Mu actually has a functional business that prints money. Htz is literal hot trash. |
| Because there is no definition and it’s just a term that “things are going up” or “things are going down” for 95% of people…\n\nIt’s not that deep bro. |
| Felt |
| cpi prob gonna come in hot,otherwise you wouldnt have got the dissenters at the fed vote |
| Should I invest? The yield is good, but they have a $1.7 trillion deficit and $40 trillion in debt. |
| I believe you believe that |
| But everyone’s reading compression and critical thinking skills are getting worse too. AI is a sycophant as well so their emotional well-being is being propped up with an Ai always agreeing and trying to make them happy. |
| Fake data 🪄📈 |
| I have to 10x my $370 |
| > valuations \n\nValuations were false in nearly ALL cases during dotcom...this time it's not nearly...it's every single last one. |
| I can send you my feet pics. |
| Do you need a frontier model from Anthropic to edit pictures of your cat? Compare the cost per token between the US and China and you’ll quickly realize the US valuations are unsustainable. |
| Do you think Jesus could take a dump so big that even He couldn’t get it to flush? |
| *ahem*\n\nFUTES BLOOD GREEN \n\nFUTES BLOOD FLAT \n\nFUTES BLOOD RED \n\nBOL R FUK \n\nBER R FUK\n\nI think that covers it all |
| Yeah but it’s weird bc I also have a kid wonder how that happened 🤔🤔 oh well no sense questioning it |
| It doesnt matter whether you have calls or puts today.. everything went side ways |
| no no you don't understand Citadel and Jane Street hunted his stop loss specifically because they fucking hate him |
| How does gas cost $20 with negative inflation |
| The market sky rocketed early last week.\n\nFucktards bought way otm 0dtes for like a $0.01 and actually got lucky and made life changing money.\n\nShits gonna be stagnant for a while after that dumb shit. |
| I never use it. Wtf? It's gen z that is the demand. The most regarded amongst us because they decided to use it instead of their brains. |
| Every time someone mentions HTZ, A baby bunny starves to death |
| We are all engineers. Much brighter than you. |
| I DONT KNOW I DONT CARE BUT ISNT IT GREAT HOW ITS NOT WORKING FOR DON\n\nIMAGINE ALL THAT POWER ONLY TO BE TOLD " NAH WE DONT FEEL LIKE IT RIGHT NOW CUZZIEE" LMAO 🤌🤌 |
| If you cannot comfortably afford to lose everything, stop gambling. Especially if you're experiencing such emotional damage from this initial big loss. \n\nWait for a big fall in the market. Put some cash in low-moderate risk shares. Boring ol' diversified portfolio. Give yourself a few years to realize material gains from a long-term investment. Then you can return to try some high-risk moves, *if* you can afford it and accept the potential of total loss. |
| Breaking: there has been a miscalculation in the price of $SPY. Its erroneously at $773 instead of $955. It will be updated tomorrow morning. |
| But also not as addictive that it would preoccupy OP like that |
| probably just drift higher on low volume / zig zag till WED. The neoclouds like NBIS and CRWV are prob gonna trill or pump (prob drill) but outside of earnings doesn't feel like much will happen... |
| The year is 2028, 🥭has announced the 1,827th deal with Iran to open the strait\n\nGas is $20/gallon, a MCD cheeseburger costs $100, and Warsh just cut rates to -7% since CPI came in at -10% |
| Ass so big you get swallowed whole\n\nNo time for a fix just go in bold, ugh |
| Burry bought more puts on PLTR and he said it’s “worth below $1”…probably the first time I agree with him 🔥 |
| Well you have friends that are about as bright as you then. |
| Which will crash first , mu or htz |
| how'd they fuck you over? you bought at the top with leverage and panic sold 2 weeks ago when it cratered? that's your own fault |
| A lot of you here haven't read the definition of "pumping" and "drilling" and it shows. |
| Yeah were you using the Internet every day in 2001? |
| used to jerk off to Pondi every time she came on TV but I can’t anymore 🥲💔 |
| I need a big booty fish head so bad right now. |
| reduced prices on kashmir exports? |
| Remember kids...always buy oil on Friday. |
| I have a local agent running on my computer at home. Free unlimited usage. Except for my power bill |
| Maybe even do nothing after. Yes shit can go sideways for a while |
| Why are they called light beers when the awaken the darkness is me? |
| Well not profitable companies have made me quite profitable the last few years! |
| Old HW will be used for less demanding tasks that still generate cash. It won’t be destroyed 4 years down the line because a better HW version exists and is used for heavy loads. You don’t think companies find ways to reuse invested inventory? |
| and if he doesnt stop there's gonna be more of those 500k dips with that kind of volatility. Also gotta be extra careful next year settings aside enough for taxes |
| Pumping? |
| Do you have a bunch of poots as well |
| Wait till open |
| pump deez nutz for a change! |
| Everybody with money is on summer break. Even the algos apparently. |
| Literally the most boring shit |
| Did you forget to zoom in |
| Is it even fucking worth trading tomorrow????\n\nOr is the market just gonna keep horseshitting around and do nothing until CPI drops on Wed?\n\nTheta has kicked my ass the past 3 trading days ever since that bullshit pump early last week. |
| The kangaroo market continues |
| That’s still a big hog you got there |
| You explode |
| Lol fuck off. Nobody is working 2-5x faster just fuck off |
| Sounds like my dad.\n\nMaybe they should get together and go bowling |
| The conservative sub isn’t even talking about today’s announcement from Iran |
| Asts is NOT booming |
| Yes.... figuring out how to monetize face swap porn and goofy meme-verse reality photos people post on social media (actually making money of advertising to said fools)....once THAT happens then I get why trillions are being spent on AI and server farms |
| Of course you do. This is why nearly everyone turns conservative as age and wisdom sets in. Keep dreaming kid |
| someone bought 257 shares or some shit lol |
| Stop exposing me |
| why tf are ppl saying spy is pumping, it's up 0.03% ah, you call that pumping? |
| Medals\n\n\- 2026 Virgin Galactic Community Member (rugged)\n\n\- 2026 Wendy's Community Member (rugged)\n\n\- 2026 Hertz Community Member (rugged) |
| Now that IV has crushed a bit, MU naked calls are looking fun again. Spreads are probably still the move unless it goes completely batshit. |
| What’s wrong with that - it’s ubiquitous- and if it isn’t that for you you’re falling behind -fallen |
| Inflation as for money only printed is about 8% atm so yea if you gain passive 8% from index u gain nothing , u lose money on bonds |
| This market just so dumb bruh |
| profited on the pump and on the dump |
| Easy to say that from a retail trader perspective who can just do some vague research and be happy with a stock. If you have billions of dollars to invest you have to understand a company and its management inside out. |
| Student loans are fucked, but wiping it won't lower the ridiculous prices they are charging which is the root of the problem |
| since when markets became so damn flat |
| Still a virgin too? |
| Amarillo/Knighthead filed a 13D/A on their HTZ shares. That's what caused that brief pop at 4:28pm from 2.12 to 2.49.\n\nPershing should publish their quarterlies later this week. Friday, I think |
| Between ASTS and RKLB, half this sub is gonna be wiped out tomorrow… bye frens :exit: |
| I disagree |
| Why is spy puming |
| Just pointing out the history here, what you take from that is up to you.\n\nMy approach would probably be nationalizing the telecoms & having them operated by municipalities, since municipal fiber outranks every telecom in service, speed, & client satisfaction; phone service/internet is not something Americans can realistically live without. It should be treated like a utility (which it is). |
| Lol my guy you all’ve been hating while you could have hop in and already made some money, scalping here and there and also leaving some runner for once we reach 100 |
| ASTS being a tease now |
| I didn’t say they love America. I said they blame Iran for blocking their oil. |
| The answer is darkness |
| Im about to be 40 but these days i feel like it might as well be 70 |
| Story of my life lol |
| My dad is so embbarisng. The whole street knows my dad is a regard, good thing I didn't turn out to be like him, bro doesn't know how to save money or how to act when under the influence😂😂 |
| A 191-megawatt power plant can supply electricity to roughly 150,000 typical homes annually. |
| We use IP / internet based services now like dot.com companies envisioned we’d do over 25 years a go. Back then it was said to happen everywhere immediately, it took quite long to actually happen.\n\nMost of free AI usage is something that only few people are willing to pay a monthly fee right now, some will, but I’m inclined to believe that actual take off time for paid usage can be quite long for big masses. |
| Best i can do is Taco Bell |
| how would 100 thousand dollars invested in 2020 into pressure treated 4 x 4 boards compare to the S and P 500 |
| Maybe spend, even though it's R&D related / Capex, AND the general fundamentals improved... \n\nOr just Algos doing algo shit. |
| :money: |
| its yummy |
| Why? |
| can we change the market cap rule to $1 above hertz |
| i want the corn |
| OMFG I haven't had some in sooooooo long - an earnings win that is. |
| Cool. Why? |
| Sndk and MU fucked me over ! I ve learned my lesson really fast. Burn MU, BURN !\n\nUnder 800 and under 1100 we buy, ok ? |
| $Toad on solana is pumping |
| Welcome new generation of htz bagholders |
| Tell me you actually work at a Wendy's without telling me. NOBODY WORKS FASTER WITH AI DURRRR |
| jg's basically just pvp. Skip the boring laning phase straight to the fun part |
| I'm sorrounded by children ffs |
| Yeah man if its gets worse we are so cooked. So bad already, watching 20-30 year now, mainly men, effectively go around like emotional confused toddlers. \n\nI mean that literally, it is what they remind me of now, toddlers having a bad day. Real fucked. |
| You just have to use different accounts. That way one of them will ALWAYS BE GREEN. Market makers hate this one simple trick |
| The economy is on fire. educate yourselves. |
| SPY PUMPING |
| Ok Peter Rocket just slipped in the AI Data Center word just now. Should go back to 150-160 now. |
| They just need that fucking Rocket to get Rocketing. Nah mean? |
| QQQ pumping. Tech bulls win again |
| ONDS🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀 |
| I understand the dip on ASTS but why RKLB tho? They beat the earnings and neutron is on track with a new customer. |
| get to the gym you fat fucks |
| HTZ big day ahead… 🚀 |
| I do but the way he treats people and acts doesn't deserve respect |
| u been doing that ur whole life stop lyin' |
| Deadbeats pay your own fkn loans off, I'm a tax payer, not your piggy bank |
| It should be interesting to see if/when it starts falling. I didn’t expect CAKE to be up so much today. |
| why eow |
| Weird day... A shit load of my companies reported today, but my port didn't move all that much. I guess RKLB, OKLO and ASTS dumping was offset by ACHR and NTO pumping. Oh well, I was worried I'd be wiped out so I guess it's a win. We go again. |
| I just don’t care at this point like do something code barring all day is soooooo boring man |
| NEU the only Play!!! |
| 🪄📈 |
| it has to be depressing believing in RIVN |
| God willing |
| that's not the right way to look at the math\n\nspy div yield is currently low because its overweight growth stocks, which means its performance right now is way higher than average\n\nlook at the actual historical data |
| Asians love rockets and labs\n\nShould have just called it Wuhan Lab, get more Asian shareholders |
| RKLB short term calls are cooked \n\nBut stock will bounce back hard even if Neutron pushes to Q1...& harder if it launches this Q4 |
| You should try to steelman your arguments instead of strawman. Large extremely well-funded labs: great. Monopolies that need to do nothing to continue to make money and enrich themselves: bad. AT&T - thanks to their exorbitant pricing, especially with long-distance calls - spent a large amount of time suing anyone that tried to make Unix commercially available until Berkeley and the like recreated the codebase and turned it into the historical success we know today. A 5-minute coast-to-coast phone call would cost you anywhere from $8-$10 in today's dollars and within five years after the breakup in 1984, that price had dropped to less than half of that until it effectively disappeared in the 90s.\n\nXerox Parc was no less effective for its lack of a government-mandated monopoly, and many of AT&T's inventions rotted because lab members had no way to bring them to market thanks to the monopoly. Patents in telephone communications also increased by 20% after the breakup.\n\nMonopolies - whether the state or a few individuals / corporations via regulatory capture - have repeatedly shown throughout history to be the most fragile to corruption and rent-seeking behavior. You can have socialism in a capitalist market without government-sponsored monopolies. Maybe you should google the scoreboard, because you're writing this on Reddit on the internet, likely while reading on a smartphone, and will probably try to fact-check me via ChatGPT, Google / Gemini, Claude, Grok, etc. but feel free to show me what Deepseek has to say about this. All while reusable rockets are more affordably taking things into space than ever before.\n\nEdit: Your cited examples of Kimi and Deepseek also go against your argument. Startups and entrepreneurship are great. They are both beneficiaries of that system instead of being crushed by the likes of Tencent, Alibaba, Bytedance, etc. via technological monopolization. |
| Repeat after me !\n\nWe buy RKLB always at 50-somth; we self half over 75, and half if it goes up. Always half. Then sell all before earnings.\n\nNow we wait again after CPI or som shit 50 somth, ok ?? |
| Bro doesn't know what a bubble is. I despise ai and what it's become, but even if it is overall good it's still a bubble that's about to burst and crash the stock market. Like you mentioned the dot com bubble, the I ternet ended up being wildly useful but it was still a bubble that burst since people were trying to profit in ways that was unsuccessful and everyone was overinvested |
| Will falling to the moon now |
| Look on the bright side… tomorrow will probably be worse :dance: |
| This is your dad I told you to stay off the fucking internet. Why don’t you ever listen? And stop playing with options you pencil neck. |
| im full putting 20k in puts on NVIDIA |
| I hope kars for kids goes tits up |
| CPI gonna cause some fuckery |
| People used the internet every day too, for work, leisure, study, and nefarious things.\nPeople arnt saying AI is useless companies are super leveraged or in a ton of debt because AI, not all of these companies will come out ahead. |
| Tech stock bers won this year |
| Appreciate your father you ingrate |
| Lol hoy around 4K and still in because we are going to rip my guy, $htz |
| Boomer mentality. I don't understand it so I'm gonna ignore it |
| And I judge wrong about 90% of the time, and of course miss the ones that +40% |
| MU 1000 & SNDK 1500 EOW if not I’ll have to start sucking cocks for money |
| Let me sell my puts and CCs, then fine, deal? |
| Why is it going up when there’s been only bad news for rklb |
| When did he say that? |
| WELCOME HTZ COMMUNITY MEMBERS OF 2026! Congrats on falling for yet another stupidly obvious pump and dump! Truly the elite regards among regards. |
| hope they're cash settled and you won't have to deliver 15 trucks of corn to fucking Oklahoma |
| The fallingest of falling knives |
| Either give me significant amount a of money or rip my wallet but today was just pussy ass shit |
| The real question is did they say thank you |
| Mid lane macro is literally just technical analysis with extra toxicity |
| Yeah, it kinda did. Look at OP's response. What a sad loser that guy is. |
| >[**Fermi America stock rockets on $6.5B TensorWave lease deal**](https://ca.investing.com/news/stock-market-news/fermi-america-stock-rockets-on-65b-tensorwave-lease-deal-93CH-4790768) |
| gay cunt |
| thankyouforyourattentiontothismatter |
| The IV Crush woulda wrecked. theta gang\n\n |
| Put ur money where ur mouth is lol |
| 01100010 01100101 01100101 01110000 / 01100010 01101111 01101111 01110000 |
| Ahh theres that AI brain drain Ive read so much about |
| This day was sooooo boring |
| Dude same |
| You’re a genius is this an infinite money printing glitch? Why are more not doing this? |
| Maybe gtfo then and get a job. Quit living off of your daddy |
| Capex capex capex. The META dagger |
| Did RKLB say their rocket launch success rate is 100%??? |
| https://preview.redd.it/3k5ykrlpdmih1.png?width=1604&format=png&auto=webp&s=bc64d8dba37cc08672488a38a6e9f8ea83062cab |
| He sees the world he does all he can he's iron maaaaan |
| The “physical metal” accounts for 60% of the total AI capex spend and without advancements in chip life expectancy, will need to be replaced every 3-5 years. |
| NVDIAS EARNINGS ARE NOT TILL AUGUST 26!! |
| Audit the past to configure the future :belt: |
| The problem is none of those companies are anywhere near profitable and eventually the investors are going to want a return. In order to turn a profit $20-$30 a month would be the entry tier. Heavy users could be charged up to $2000 a month and I don't know a lot of people who are willing to pay that. |
| Seriously considering breaking up with earnings plays. \nThe relationship is toxic and abusive |
| Forgive student loans and abolish ai. Infinite bull market |
| They needed that to store all my toxin chatlogs gg |
| i shorted corn this morning and just started doing helicopters with my dick (no hands) |
| He's a man on a mission in an armour of high tech ammunition trapped in the age of an endless game |
| So what happens after midterms when elections aren’t a concern? |
| I planned on eating dinner but now I'm unsure |
| I live with my parents and my dad is such an annoying asshole and regard. Everything is good in life except for him |
| Pre call the bank. Tell them you won't be able to afford the down payment. |
| Ive got 2 sir. Yes. |
| I’ve seen this movie too many times with SPY to know it always ends with another new ATH |
| Besides that $htz pop at the beginning of the day and $spcx, as well as scalping some $NVDA everything else sucked today |
| ATH, dude ! \nATH\n\nNow we drop ! More ! MORE ! |
| Is this peak male form |
| Spank/Bank |
| Be careful with that. The last three time it had a big drop, it jumped up pretty hard the next day. |
| Hope so then I can stockpile more LEAPSs |
| its numbers on a screen. Life is the greatest profit |
| Ueah that's why I go to the commercial gym after im done with my actual workout silly to do some machine bullshit but no way am I benching at a commercial gym lmao |
| WHO HERE HAD MADE SOLID LIFE PLANS AND HAD DREAMS BEFORE RKLB EARNINGS?? PLEASE, DONT BE SHY |
| wdym theirs no bear case left for memory?\n\nI sat here looking at it no understanding what it meant |
| next thing you know lyft buys waymo wing |
| if it does I'll buy 200k shares |
| I have an M365 account, my Copilot is anything but free, so yeah, I use the fuck out of it. |
| Just fell to my knees in the rift |
| Financial nihilism. People keep talking about the dopamine hit of the win, and while that feels good when it happens, it's so not worth it to me and wouldn't chase it at all if I didn't need the money. So much wasted time and so much frustration, the high is definitely not worth it |
| Glad you’re doing updates still! Doing the lords work keeping us updated!! |
| All I think about is money and sex. I really don’t have the bandwidth for much else |
| No not again pls |
| They're using AI to work 5x faster, but they're coming up with less effective solutions.\n\nI think I'm good not jumping on the train.\n\nF it. |
| I think its fun but absolutely can be frustrating. Particularly in this market when a Trump shitpost can instantly wreck your buy. |
| Would you give your women and kids rights at least |
| Le parents house |
| Gotta be thousands of wsb retards with a lower cost basis in Google than Berkshire fucking Hathaway lmao |
| im thinking $30 |
| I wait for drop like 2 weeks ago |
| Damn sir peter beck just lie ain’t no one gonna know tell them some fire things |
| Its Rover |
| Another departure, maybe? |
| No gym thots wander around my garage |
| Trust me it isn’t the move, you will find out tmrw |
| With what garage Michael??! 😠 |
| Asia gonna buy the RKLB dip and we back to 80 by close tomorrow |
| Iv would kill your put |
| If i was iran i wouldnt sign no fucking peace deal lmfao.\n\nThe fat pig is close to mid terms this is as good as a victory. Fuck him up |
| That it is. \n\nI never buy puts, until I need to hedge and sold CCs and bought some 75 puts. |
| No. That’s your mom |
| Downer |
| How will NFLX go back up to the $100 mark? |
| *COHR investor who sold at $220* |
| I loaded up on Friday $765 puts so it won’t |
| honestly man I don't think there's actually a real bear case left for memory at this point. not for a while. |
| um , well, yes, ok. |
| Idk last earnings it dipped post-market, then was up 15% the next day. |
| Are you still crying? |
| hmmmm. let me look at it. |
 Just a moment... ca.investing.com |
| I haven't used AI at all and the people around me are still as dumb as they ever were. There has been no relative shift.\n\nPeople who never bothered to google things before the advent of AI are not suddenly Claude Coding shit.\n\n \nWe've been able to research, learn, and write at an incredible pace for nearly 3 decades and people came out of that time thinking the Earth is Flat, Vaccines are deadly, and birds aren't real.\n\nI am not worried about falling behind to people who use AI. 1. because of enshittification and 2. between the psychosis and the sublime laziness, we're like 2 years out from people who use AI frequently needing it to tell them to breath. |
| Ram/Hog |
| Bro said best I can do is $10k over \~35 years |
| I dont know how u guys work out at a commercial gym just vuy 15k worth of gym equipment for a 2 car garage |
| I see a world where once the best company wins and that model that’s 2-5x faster emerges we will start to see pricing packages that reserves capacity for a guaranteed time frame, like selling insurance on getting to use the best models.\n\nFor example, if you want to take a one year 1099 contract that would require said researching, learning, writing, etc, it would behoove you to purchase such a guarantee. |
| If it does, I’m buying more |
| Datem |
| More calls on the books lmao |
| Its likely to get clapped in this economy |
| SPY chart looks like the Bat-Signal |
| You could apply your logic to any software and tech that has come around the past 40 years. \n\n”Why pay thousands for software licenses to manage stock inventory? We work fine with paper and fax and have for decades!”\n\n”Why pay thousands for software licenses and computers to do reporting? We have done it on paper and typewriters for decades!” |
| Bombs bursting in there |
| pump/daddy |
| Are u guys dumb or what? Theese companies are not even profitable |
| I’m sure your $17 will really move the needle |
| Does RKLB go back to 50$ |
| So she’s really hot but missing about 5 teeth and has a wooden leg? |
| Imagine how much that could be in 50 years with a good life insurance policy! \n\nMaybe $12000! |
| No ! We dump ! Bears reunite ! Too much win this year ! More ! MORE ! |
| I knew ASTS puts was the move for earnings…unfortunately I’m a pussy and paper handed |
| SMCI shows a little leg and we all drop our guards |
| You got 3 options: \n\nSave nothing and spend no more than your income and retire in 28 years at 55 or \n\nSave aggressively still and retire 5-7 years earlier\n\nPick another volatile stock to explode and retire at either 30 or 65 |
| What's ur job? |
| Doesn't mean anything, can pump tomorrow, or dump, or stay flat |
| WHO IS MANDY? WERE THEY ABLE TO EDIT? |
| Hey fellas let me tell you the play. Buy puts on ABNB one month out. It has always drop at least 10% within a month of pump |
| Pronouns? |
| yeah, should be. I'm not too familiar with these companies, only shorted them a few hours ago for the first time. I think they also guided to lower gross margins next quarter due to neutrino related expenses or some shit |
| If you think current young adults are shit at controlling emotions, you're gonna lose your shit at how smartphone babies are gonna be like in 15 years |
| RKLB dashed all my dreams. |
| Now its ur turn SPCX drill to HELLL |
| Okay you’re just low IQ and you can’t use ChatGPT correctly |
| RKLB fell from 150. I think this is pretty much the bottom right here. |
| NO SIR THIS IS A RISKY TRADE. ONLY DO IT IF YOU ARE FINE WITH LOSING THE MONEY PUT INTO IT. ELSE JUST BUY LEAPS. |
| \*almost |
| if we all as ai for a summery of the op's endless posts... calls on ai |
| EARTH IS FLAT |
| 12 |
| I now identify as a data center please invest in me! |
| Also true about the crazy and retarded parts. |
| Depends where you live, but people in third world countries probably have less saved. You can live ok in Mogadishu. |
| rocket's red glare... |
| first time? |
| Yes, algos read the media FUD and react |
| Come ON ! DUMP MU \nDUMP SNDK ! \nDUMB. RKLB! (It s starting) \nDUMP ASTS (starting). \n\n66% cash waiting ! Take it !!!! |
| I test out the various LLMs periodically and almost every time I do it it gives me factually incorrect information, makes shit up from the sources it provides, or is missing so much context that its functionally unusable.\n\nAI can obviously be a powerful tool, not by any means saying its useless, but I swear it has a built in reality distortion field or something…dont know why I would rely on something that I consistently have to fact check. |
| Why is no one talking about ABCL |
| Just eject me into space at this point |
| My archery target had its legs torn off by a bear. I call him lieutenant dan |
| space is DEAD brother |
| Everytime you say AI, you gain $1 but lost 1 brain cell. And what point you have multi billion dollars but zero brain cells and you become a vegetable? |
| i should’ve bought covered call fuackkkkk |
| Oh no! You had to go over it, double check it & proof read it!?\n\nAt least you didn't have to physically go down to an actual library* find the pertinent books & material, take notes photocopy stuff THEN write a paper, essay or whatever from scratch. \n\nBack in my day, that's exactly how we did it. I grew up poor & even though the internet was staying to grow up in the late 80s, many of us didn't have any access to that stuff until well into the 90s.\n\nAI isn't even close to perfect & we shouldn't expect it to be. Use it as what it is...a useful tool, but do expect to double check that work. |
| You got me. \n\nSTFU. |
| I wonder if faker bought any SNDK |
| no one doubts that AI isn’t here to stay. but the economics currently don’t make sense and something tangibly needs to change there. e.g. let’s say open source AI is the path forward due to low costs and sustainable margins for application layer companies. That then entirely puts to question the valuation of the 2 AI trillion dollar companies - and its not just valuation that’s the issue. It’s also their spend commitments to build compute that gets challenged.\n\nOn the other hand, if OpenAI / anthropic remain the status quo, then for how long are they expected to keep generating losses because I don’t think there is that much private capital left to keep buying their equity and leading major rounds. \n\nAlso generally I think that every time big companies have their valuation challenged, it never leads to a peaceful rotation into other stocks. It always first leads to a huge sell off across the board. |
| lol and which European country loves America? |
| https://preview.redd.it/rrruyzbkcmih1.jpeg?width=215&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=71dda85a6b9ce198096fddf1a4a95a49e61f6df1\n\n \ni know this bump felt like cocaine |
| https://preview.redd.it/tiutotklcmih1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=3f43f2f82e048de5ea3380d60c00748265fe97fc\n\n |
| we are all here to confirm our bias and lose money, so the answer is always what causes WSB to lose the most |
| Maybe my 1k loss today isn't that bad 🤔 |
| You know I can summon a demon on command right?\n\n…well, he’s not really a demon 😔… more just a retarded crazy person 😒, watch 🤗\n\nEhem… “Bers r fuk” u/significant_speed854 😏 |
| yeah ok budsmoker |
| I just got out of the pool and if you asked me which space stock was going to be way more based on what I saw, it would have been ASTS. Even trading this sector, I'm sometimes amazed at how regarded it can be. |
| Worth full porting |
| unless you got any other ideas to get rich, this is pretty much it |
| RKLB launced a rocket straight up my anus |
| Wat like riot? |
| Time to put all your money in the S&P bro |
| Average KEEL baggie |
| Who says we don't have money in the big tech? |
| Buffett flipped companies all the time, even went in and gutted them as an activist investor etc. Just Berkshire got too big so most of those opportunities stopped moving the needle for them and they changed strategy. If your port is less than a billion or two that hold forever thing is kind of nonsense |
| R |
| You thought like Mandy |
| ASTS only down 2% means it'll be up 40% tomorrow |
| she's a 10 but she missed earnings, missed consensus estimates and failed to raise her guidance. |
| what's MO? |
| jg and adc are the best positions. |
| But you ain't got no legs, Lieutenant Dan. |
| He’s always been into that though. Even from 2022-23 with the llama series, before anthropic was a major player. And from even before that, with open sourced PyTorch. |
| Copied some other regarded congressman that has like 80% of his port in MSFT . Look up Josh Gottheimer 8 fig port mostly in MSFT |
| So I am the right place/chat? This is where I belong? |
| I will make a risky decision and trust this random reddit guy by going in w half in my portfolio. \n\nI will let you know how it goes.\n\n\-Peace out\n\n |
| 100000% agree with your post. And when full on movies would be created by screen writers who never got a shot at producing movies. This industry in its own is huge from the get go. |
| ANYONE KNOW HOW TO EDIT A BANBET? I THOUGHT IT WAS TRADING DAYS NOT LITERALY DAYS. |
| Rklb and ASTS need to swap market caps |
| If we actually have a deal we wouldn't be able to declare a peace deal every week now can we? |
| Im going short on LITE tomorrow |
| You’re wrong on multiple of those points. The A/R has obviously been priced in, they said themselves new production won’t even hit the market until 2030. They’re maxed my friend. |
| but technically their still on track for q4 |
| It’s okay fellas, tomorrows another day for 0dtes |
| no, it's good policy bro |
| if you arent buying former BTC miners before they announce data center contracts at earnings you must hate money |
| more than most, if you live in Moldova or some shit |
| Somebody come drag Jensen outta the closet and get him saying big words on TV again, I need a pump. |
| Not looking good for an Iran deal |
| Damn, sounds like deflection. You and most of the upcoming generation, literally no emotional regulation.\n\nThe correct amount is somewhere between pretending you have never felt a feeling ever of the boomdawgs and being borderline sociopaths; and what ever the fuck your generation is doing. |
| I want to see if I am in the right chat🤷🏼 |
| Maybe Peter Schiff was right |
| I just avoid anything crypto related these days, don't trust the sector at all |
| their jimmy neutron rocket is facing some difficulties and potential delays |
| Futes are not futting yet |
| If $70 breaks, probably $60. If $60 breaks, get the fuck out of the way. If $70 holds, it'll get stuck between moving averages until one wins out. My read at least for whatever little it is worth. |
| Google fucking announce something cool already you cocksuckers |
| You could homeschool them, teach them and mold then in ur regarded ways... |
| A big part of it is also that the running cost of AI is higher than traditional software. \n\nTraditional software flatens out the more users you get, but AI still needs compute for every prompt, so it scales more linear. |
| My man. My kinda party |
| Here’s the part written by AI: all of it\n\nNICE TRY SAITAN |
| No you are fucking not!!!!!!! |
| You'd have to be a retard to have that little saved |
| ACHR |
| Weird, they were listed premarket for the 13th I thought. |
| Okay well I’m gonna have to diverge from you a little bit there, if you apply it correctly AI is an extremely powerful tool. That said, one of the base requirements for a bubble to exist is for the underlying asset to be an extremely powerful and real innovation of technology. |
| Been self aware the whole time it’s only made it worse |
| New to options and trying to learn. I saw someone buy SPY calls for $0.01 and turn $100 into $42k. How are you finding calls that cheap? Are you placing $0.01 limit orders ahead of time and waiting for them to fill? |
| It's still way down and it's one of the few if not only crypto companies that own a big electric grid too\n\n🤔 |
| China has the cheapest ai on slower chips, with ai being a government service like power, the profit models fail, when simply good enough will suffice. |
| Bro you're not retiring anytime soon atp |
| I travel all the time. Was just in Europe talking to people. You should try it. |
| Nobody is disputing its use. But it’s a business how much money are people saying it’s worth versus how much it’s actually worth. It hasn’t caught on. That’s how bubbles burst. The value is for 10 years from now but the spend is done |
| Who is honestly going to pay $20 to make a search 4 seconds quicker than if they looked at the same thing on Wikipedia? |
| First |
| Fermi Announces Binding Lease Agreement with TensorWave |
| Hard to do, they're always different accounts. High level DD is see when they start popping off, then do a very quick in & out. If you miss the first \~30-60 minutes of them getting turned on just stay the fuck away. |
| you can literally just google this |
| makes no sense rklb dropping more than asts they met their earning and posted lower ebitda |
| o.o I just stick with LEAPS or at least 6+ month expiry options, will I be fucked |
| Can't believe nobody is doing this, it's literally free money! |
| Sell their kidneys |
| N |
| Yoloed my moms 401k into RKLB and ASTS weeklies yesterday. I havent had time to check but she'll probably be happy with SpaceX being up today 😊 |
| A |
| I |
| What if they put ozempic in the bigmacs |
| B |
| If you’re 50 years old and only have $10,000 saved… is that terrible… or is it more common than people think? What’s your opinion? |
| S |
| IS IT EDITABLE THOUGH? |
| It's joever |
| deluded short |
| You've become self-aware, now you can fix yourself. |
| E |
| Noooooo, I bet my kids’ college funds buying both calls and puts and the day ends flat. \n\nWho’s gonna tell them they’re not going to college now? I guess they better get a scholarship now. 🤷 |
| Again? You mean again right? Still long though because the whole market is fugazi. |
| depends on the sentiment/news, look at Victoria's secret, no one was expecting it |
| Same here |
| How the fuck is RKLB down so much more than ASTS? |
| its over for the call holders tho |
| not gon make a difference brother |
| BW smashed it - power baby |
| I think it’s a literal disease at this point |
| L |
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| Everyone compares AI with the dotcom bubble or the railway bubble, but that comparison is often misunderstood. The internet changed the world. Railways changed the world. That did not prevent many companies and investors from being destroyed. \n\nA technology can be real, useful, and transformational while the companies that bet most aggressively on it still overbuild, overborrow, and disappoint.\n\nThat is the risk I see in AI infrastructure. The boom is not only being funded by operating cash flow. It increasingly involves debt, private credit, SPVs, long-term lease commitments, capacity offtake agreements, and obligations that may not look like normal balance-sheet debt. \n\nThat does not mean AI is fake. It means the financing structure looks dangerous. \n\nSemiconductors are the cleanest part of the AI trade because they have real revenue and real demand. But scarcity does not mean semiconductors stop being cyclical. If AI demand forces hyperscalers to compete with non-AI users for memory, prices can spike. Then producers spend real money to expand capacity. They compete with each other. Eventually, if demand growth slows or capacity arrives too late, shortage can become oversupply. That is how cycles work.\n\nThe macro environment makes this more dangerous:\n\n1) Margin debt is extremely high, and US equities are priced as if we are in a very optimistic period. \n2) At the same time, trust in US policy is weakening because tariffs on allies such as Canada and Europe strain trade relationships. \n3) BRICS countries are trying to reduce dependence on the dollar, although the dollar remains dominant for now. The risk is not instant dollar collapse, but a slow erosion of trust and inflation. \n4) Japan is another pressure point. Yen weakness, inflation, higher import costs, rising Japanese yields, and the yen carry trade are all connected. Japan and the US have already coordinated yen support, and Japan has said it plans to use the Fed’s FIMA repo facility. That facility lets foreign official holders temporarily exchange Treasuries for dollars instead of selling Treasuries into the market. This can reduce immediate stress, but it does not solve the underlying problem.\n5) The Fed is also in a difficult position. If inflation stays high, rates may need to stay higher. If the economy or bond market weakens, pressure for lower rates rises. The Fed cannot officially target the yen carry trade, but its rate decisions can still affect global dollar funding and leveraged trades. That uncertainty is exactly why I think investors should treat this AI boom as real technology plus fragile financing, not as a risk-free new era. |
| RKLB is drilling to prices not seen since 6 days ago and the regards here are acting like it's over for space. |
| # In Peter Beck we trust amirite 😘😘😘 |
| Ma va.... Hai fatto la scoperta dell'acqua calda... Ovvio che è così. Come è stato per mille altre cose. Si chiama progresso. E in genere il motore è la guerra, il controllo o il semplice denaro. |
| RKLB: We had record revenue this quarter\n\nPadme: So loss per share wasn't bad right?\n\nRKLB:\n\nPadme: Right? |
| I never average down anymore. If I’m at the point im feeling like I should then im better off just taking the loss and moving on |
| Nothing spikes earnings, always sell the news it feels like |
| Something can be very valuable and still in a bubble\n\nExplain trillion dollar valuation on Antrophic, where Chinese models are couple months behind. And their only hope is inventing hype stories about dangerous AI escaping containment in hope of USA government banning Chinese models. |
| A |
| # STINKY |
| No it's still q4 |
| See you on the rift summoner 😎 |
| Oh |
| WELP THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE BY FRIDAY. CAN WE EDIT TO FRIDAY? |
| Sounds like you have shit emotional regulation and should really work on that, because if it wasn't trading it would be something else. \n\nWork it out or die alone.\n\nGood luck. |
| Revenue growing but still missed expectations, still a moonshot |
| Seems like rklb had nothing but good news |
| Down 7% |
| I’m kidding |
| Net loss of $238M on $2M of rev for Trump Media. At least they have 10 customers for Truth Social + |
| 0? |
| Full port call options on NBIS |
| No 🫠 |
| Back to 58 within the week |
| Going to have to ask for more hours from my manager at Arby’s. |
| I definitely know I fucked Jo not cutting my losers early at under 35%. Instead I average down cause I’m too stubborn and think my thesis is always correct. It’s the story of my life |
| Wish mods would do their job and ban the bots |
| RKLB almost as impressive as my memory bags at this point |
| We had 2 days of easy mode for QQQ last week and the market has been stinky poo poo ever since |
| WE MUST SIR HES THE LEADER OF THE MOST VALUABLE COMPANY ON THIS PLANET |
| Calls on League of Legends |
| wait how low is rklb gonna go someone tell me |
| Fuck you rocket bull shit |
| probably |
| Guys, Jensen just said my name on TV! When me no poor no more?! |
| This thread is truly a retail meter someone should study it |
| Crash this fucking shit ass market already |
| Open weight will make companies building hardware and hyperscalers even more money. It doesn't pop the bubble, it inflate it even more (at the expense of some AI frontier labs that were to deep in it). |
| I enjoy the pain |
| ASTS EC is the best one yet |
| get it as a flair |
| I gambled $500 for the YOLO lol |
| Anyone know why FRMI just popped 25%? |
| Until you’ve learned where you fucked up at youre just gonna lose that money too |
| How many here actually enjoy trading? Personally I loathe it and it's making me miserable but the hope of a big win keeps me around |
| Will ASTS hit $63? Please? |
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| I BOUGHT CALLS ENDLESSLY\n\nAND SPY WAS THERE FOR ME\n\nSO NOW ITS TIME TO ALL IN AND MAKE IT EVEN MORE\n\nI KNOW THAT I CAN LEVERAGE MORE\n\nIT AINT NO LIE\n\nI WANNA SEE SPY BREAK ATH\n\nBABY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY |
| Kinda based |
| DM me if you want hot flaccid dick pics |
| So can u with 1-2k no? I just feel if I put 10k and lose it and end up -32k id be so fuckin depressed |
| the only people who post about KOSPI still are people who aren't awake when Korea market is open now |
| Are you talking about Allbirds? |
| I could have just sold everything this morning and went back to bed, but i held instead and now going to get increasingly shittier sleep every night. |
| it really is regarded here I wish they make it such that you need to have an active banbet to comment here |
| **BanBet Created** ▲\n\n| Ticker | Target | Entry | Move | Expires |\n|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|\n| **SPY** | $800.00 (above) | $773.06 | +3.5% | Aug 13, 9:45 PM | |
| I know I'll get downvoted for this but for common stock in AI related plays, what kind of trailing stop loss should I be setting, right now 15%.... |
| !BANBET SPY 800 3D |
| I dont even wish, i have so much more life ahead than he does tbf |
| Maybe they should do a SMCI and just make shit up |
| A small one yes |
| It will be in those flashback YouTube clips for sure |
| dam bro i bought B down 10% shoulda picked up more. |
| Spotted the Minskyite |
| And the most regarded space company of all pumped today, you couldn’t make this up 😂 |
| He said A.I FULLPORT |
| So LMND calls? |
| Lol, fair enough. I didn't have any but keep hearing about it |
| is there a 2x short ETF on nuru massage parlors |
| Is it a banana? |
| Even crazier the results from earnings are nothing at all on the stock |
| The trades I take have terrible win rates. With them they win in like 70% time. I think I gotta deposit 1-2k more tho |
| Show anoos |
| I doubt it bud. Maybe get a passport sometime and travel outside your declining country. |
| the leverage is totally gone from KOSPI it hasn't done fuck all in almost 2 weeks since the leopold shakeout |
| That's why you hedge in a macro like this. |
| Burry is that you |
| Can a mod pin this?\nI'm gay |
| Didn't see the earnings but let me guess, something something neutron delayed |
| HIMS looking like a hung horse as the product intended. |
| DJT probably talking directly to the tankers in Hormuz, "C'mon, go through, don't be a pussy" |
| You found a way to bring football memes to WSB 👏\n\nMods please dont pull this post down.\n\n10/10. No notes |
| Keep going your tears fuel me. Just like your future ‘my life savings are gone’ post will fuel me. |
| So if short interest is high but short float is low is that a good thing or a bad thing? |
| Well, it IS rocket science |
| Better sleep 🙌 |
| Puts on Nuru massage parlors |
| GGLL & MSFL are the majority of my port rn. Big tech gonna do alright |
| Shorting nvidia\n\nBy the time the CEO is signing on Women’s boobs on leather jacket, you know its all over \n\nIn 2040 people will laugh at that clip like we do now to ”Bitconneeeeect” dance |
| There are open source models |
| You're bout to feel all 8 inches of HIMS |
| He said October 2027 and then said plus/minus 1 month.... |
| Hahahahaha delusion clown |
| Pretty easy to look like a bitch when you are a bitch 💅 |
| Because everything is crazy fucking expensive and out of reach |
| With that said SPY 767 tomorrow |
| Didnt Jensen say Marvell was the next trillion dollar company too?\n\nJensen’s whole job is to keep semiconductor/AI hype flowing people gotta stop taking what he says at face value |
| You morons actually thought AI was going to be unsuccessful? Reddit is such a shithole these days, just do the opposite of what people here say and get rich. |
| Isn’t this the guy spamming some spy buy buy bullshit earlier today? Get a life |
| STAY AROUND I WANT TO SEE YOU HERE ON FRIDAY XD |
| i really dont get you MFs\n\neveryone cant stop talking about RKLB dumping nobody mentioning RIOT getting a contract that is more than its **entire market cap**\n\nall because it used to be a crypto miner\n\nyou guys need to realize they all have already pivoted to AI |
| STAY AROUND I WANT TO SEE YOU HERE ON FRIDAY XD |
| I had a chance to sell the fucking 2x etf for rklb but it seemed flat for a while then it just drilled |
| People pay to skip adds on youtube, they'll pay plenty for AI. Companies will easily pay much more if it comes to that as well. |
| You take on a lot of risk when you play options. |
| STAY AROUND I WANT TO SEE YOU HERE ON FRIDAY XD |
| I would have bought but I don't trust any Aschenbrenner stocks for a while |
| banbet this shit coward |
| Alright Korea do your thing and send SNDK back down to 1000 |
| are we buying calls on RIOT? |
| Meta’s like gollum from lord of the rings - “i think he still had a role to play in all of this yet” |
| Feels like it took no effort tho. I’m sure I can easily do it again |
| being full port cash is so relaxing |
| not ***that*** kind of bear. |
| I can fix her |
| Bought 81c so im cooked anyways |
| They brought HIMS back to life just to kill it again 🫡 |
| People posting cope on RKLB is when you know it's truly over |
| If you can do better, post your chart in comments. |
| *** shit OP just fried me.. quick say he works at a strip club yea that'll get him |
| Added hertz to my watchlist to see it die slowly 👀 |
| Wait did they announce neutron is not on track??? the adj ebitda got way better |
| 🍳 |
| Time will tell. Abel is trying to write his own story now. Could very well happen or not happen but these recent trades he has made are clearly not buffet style. Even UNH was a quick in and out for them when buffet always harped about buying good companies and never selling |
| STAY AROUND I WANT TO SEE YOU HERE ON FRIDAY XD |
| it's bots for sure. Quite easy to tell, which is why I got in and out in less than 24hrs |
| STAY AROUND I WANT TO SEE YOU HERE ON FRIDAY XD |
| So sell and full port puts? |
| I, for one, will respond to each and every “bull/bers are fukd” comment with a\n\nSTFU. \n\nFrom here on out. |
| I won’t sell. It will be a testament to my stupidity, forever. |
| haha wtf |
| Can i just have my fries |
| Top signal announced in capslock |
| WAIT FOR IT |
| u cooked mate |
| riot mooned. |
| arent you a bear |
| If she has cat pins on the vents, also run |
| Can I have some profit plz. |
| I can only hope that rklb bounces back tomorrow to unleash these calls |
| Peter Rocket and Tim Apple caught holding hands. Iron condors! |
| Wake me up when we r mooning |
| Reuters: Boobs on the ground in Iran |
| Cause it’s not that hard to write if ur IQ is over 50. Took me 10 seconds to make your day worse. Worth |
| "a lot can happen in a week"\n\nYeah, but generally less happens than the market is willing to price in the chance of. this is why you sell puts |
| Yeah this is normal, last earnings wasn't\n\nBut to be honest everyone is waiting for neutron launch |
| when people get fucked as happened at lunchtime, they take their ball and go home |
| “Bers r fukt”\n\n“Bulls are fukd”\n\n\^ my two least favorite |
| Are my charts de synced? Shit is drilling |
| They will be better, just not twice as better for the same cost in 12-18 months, better. We’re squeezing the flat side of a cost/performance curve at this point, until a novel way to make a chip is created |
| Theyre not doing that though… |
| Oof 😳… that’s going back to $13 |
| I thought Microsoft had STD’s |
| They just declared a special operation... on ur port |
| CRWV AND NBIS ADDED MORE LIABILITIES TO THEIR BALANCE SHEET IN 1 QUARTER THAN YOU'LL EVER SEE IN YOUR LIFE BUT OK SURE WHY NOT |
| Gay |
| Loool why are you writing paragraphs if you don’t care at all |
| Gonna buy stocks tmr |
| Beat my meat bro |
| It was always going to have to happen for people to learn the lesson again |
| Goodluck! |
| Ho Lee Fuk I guess we’re sticking to earth for a while.. \n\nSpace bulls getting annihilated. The drilling is hard to watch. Feel bad tbh |
| Boots on the ground |
| Pin these nuts |
| Kek |
| RKLB 85 by MO trust. |
| bots mostly and a few suckers |
| CAN A MOD PIN THIS:\n\n \nMARKET HAS MOVED BEYOND DEBT, CAPEX, AND MARGINS. JENSEN LITERALLY ANNOUNCED THAT NEOCLOUD AND INFRA IS THE NEXT PLAY. HE KNOWS NVDA EARNINGS ARE INSANE AND SO ARE CRWV AND NBIS. ALL 3 ARE GOING TO BLOW THE TOP OFF THIS MARKET:\n\nHERE ARE MY PREDICKS:\n\nTUESDAY AH CRWV REPORTS AND SPY GOES TO 778\n\nWEDNESDAY PREMARKET NBIS BLOWS THE TOP OFF SPY AND SPY OPENS ABOVE 780 BUT CORRECTS ON WTV CPI NEWS MAY BE (CPI LITERALLY DOESNT MATTER)\n\nWEDNESDAY AH NVDA BEATS AND RAISES MASSIVELY.\n\nTHURSDAY SPY OPENS 790+ AND RALLIES TO 800 BY FRIDAY.\n\nIM HOLDING FRIDAY SPY 800 CALLS.\n\nLETS SEE HOW IT GOES. |
| A lot of the stuff the advances in AI made possible haven't even been deployed at scale, physical AI being the best example. |
| Maybe RKLB said it was a memory company now. Dammit |
| \- Losing it all repeating the same mistakes ✅ |
| The water thing isn’t even an issue anymore. Your talking points are two years old |
| I just want world war 3 so I can make $10 off my puts 😔😔. Is that too much to ask for |
| i must be roo son |
| The past 24hrs mightve been the most boring 24hrs ever |
| Those HTZ apes sure died off fast |
| [Riot Platforms signs $9.1 billion, 191 MW AI lease at Rockdale: Q2 Earnings](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1vky8y2/riot_platforms_signs_91_billion_191_mw_ai_lease/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button) |
| darn it |
| Need rklb to announce they’re launching oil filled rockets out of the Middle East as an alternative to the strait but the fucks can’t even launch a dildo let alone neutron |
| But does the AI generate more value and gets more done than those it replaced? |
| RKLB only down 11%. Bullish |
| What’s up with no volume after 11 lately? I know it slows down in the afternoon, but it has been extra slow lately. |
| Drake barking at a woman is bullish for china,\n BABA calls |
| Asts a fucking CUCK wtf :'0 |
| Earnings confirmed they're doubling the amount of ass n tit in 2027 |
| I truly love how LLM will do everything bro's solution to hallucination is "have you considered adding to the prompt to not hallucinate", "tell it to be serious".\n\nOf course, how could I be so naive, obviously when you ask for a task to be done you should remind the agent that it should accurately do that task and not inaccurately do that task. \n\nAm bullish on general machine learning and specific LLM applications, very bearish that LLM platforms will somehow eventually be able to guess knowledge into existance. |
| This is very astute of you |
| will u pwomise to buy back in at ATH? pwomise? |
| Profit is profit buddy |
| True, but it currently pays about 1% dividends. Just assuming that's typical (lazy) 1% over 59 years is 1.80x, so that brings 83x total to 149x\n\nThat is not "blowing 123x out of the water" but yeah it is slightly higher. |
| Think of how many billion they would have made putting it in SPY 8-10 days ago. |
| got fucked SPY today after 4 green days prior to market close |