Redditのwallstreetbets（WSB）でやり取りされているコメントの最新1000件を掲載しています。スレッド毎には分けておらず、WSBで投下されているコメントを一気に抽出しているため、コメント毎に話題の中心になっている内容は異なります。とりあえずRedditのWSBの雰囲気を感じ取りたいという方は下記リストでも十分かと思います。
1時間に1回更新しています。
| コメント群 |
|---|
| A-10 and F-15 are democratic platforms. This is their war. The blue haired lesbians need to finish this. |
| I hate to beat off a dead horse but it’s ok to be a bear if it’s three way. |
| If a pilot gets paraded on tv this is a game changer for kegs breath |
| The only reason he hasn’t been fired yet is that Trump is saving him for that special moment when the war is over. To take all the blame. |
| Well this is what happens when you bring fuckin helicopters to a drone fight |
| There's an ETF for just about everything. I know XMAG exists, which is pretty close. |
| Oppa Gangnum Stile |
| The Gold Code has been keyed in |
| *1997 |
| They found me on OKCupid. Just a bunch of RNs hitting my messages. And accountants. \n\nI have zero idea why these two categories of girls wanted my sack in their treasure chests, but cest la vie. \n\nAccountants make great money, boring in bed, and even more boring on weekends. Nurses? Batshit, baby. Just batshit. Plow them in the hotel room and ignore them while they bitch about the hospital floor they're dealing with on an extended shift that got dumped on them. |
| I heard those guys who signed up for the WSB meetup are gone - like they just fucking disappeared. |
| F67 |
| Say it with me out loud: air superiority |
| Is he really a scapegoat if he caused all the problems |
| All time high |
| Negations are going well \n\n~~Mexico will pay for the wall~~ Iran is gonna pay the toll on all boats |
| We can see if the Germans will let us rent Nuremberg for a weekend |
| It’s the excuse he’s been waiting for. Create shitshow, lash out at problem. Sorted. |
| Rest up king. Let your body recover |
| Good job. I have lost 16kg (35lb or so) over the last 4 months simply by strength training and calorie deficit. Haven't gone down the medical path yet but may do if I stall. Want to lose another 20ish pounds |
| Pete Hegseth going to be dropping tactical jager in redbull tonight after this mess\n\nIt is his favorite drink |
| I agree. It was a headline from Iran about monitoring the strait. I’m like why is everyone celebrating this shit? Today it’s war. They have shot down 4 US aircraft. Sent dozens of missiles at Tel Aviv. Bombed a refinery. Their motto is now fuck you Mango. |
| Is anyone else tired? |
| The Iranians said we couldn't open the strait. And they were correct. Honestly, great call by the Iranians. |
| LMFAO – I deeply regret having party rocked |
| I hear Top Gun jokes are banned amongst airforce pilots. |
| “We withdraw and will give all our oil to Iran” |
| Bood briday |
| Tasmin News (Iranian news) just reported, along with a bunch of pictures of the supposed crashsite & wreckage, that another jet (F16 or F35 based on the pictures) might have been shot down tonight. |
| I want to gamble responsibly |
| That's part of the joke. |
| The numbers check out sir. |
| Trump is going retaliate heavily to that unfortunately |
| If Hegseth gets blamed he should blame the alcohol for the bad decisions as, "I'm just not the same when I drink." As is tradition at this point. |
| He’s just playing out his Karg Island leverage in cryptic ways. |
| I'd like to attend the trial please 🍿 |
| "Negotiations are going very well." |
| Typeshit indeed |
| Yea I think it's a really cool product, but I get why people may be initially hesitant.\n\nI actually just tried to register for Verified Trader but it looks like it currently doesn't support IBKR? (which is the brokerage I'm currently using). Hopefully you can get them to expand to IBKR, would love to try it out and share with the WSB community |
| Monday first thing |
| The pop up with a margin call |
| Honestly I don't know how Trump himself will manage to save face after the whole shitshow |
| Don't worry Amerifats, they will take it from you one way or the other, ready to lose the little bit of health care you guys get for froom froom? |
| U cant compare that, this is a real war, not making profit from pirating. Iran has nothing to lose anymore.\n\nU dont have to close actively, under this circumstances, shoot down 3 tankers and the job is done |
| wow you think black people are jackasses? do better. reported. |
| More like tried for war crimes |
| Based on what? The same US that claimed Iran has been completely destroyed 28 times now? Houthis can’t close the strait, but they can cause enough headaches to demand a response and open another front in the war. |
| Black hawk and A-10 Warthog shot down 🐻 |
| Deep |
| It's a simple formula, you just take 1.5 million soldiers and send them to die over the course of 5 years and then you win a mention in history books (but not much else) |
| Today would have been so much fun. I can’t believe what they took away from us |
| Wanna bet that Hegseth will be the scapegoat after this fiasco ends. He will be force to resign and step down. |
| Music sucks now. COVID and TikTok made every jackass think they were an artist. And people listened because the other option was hanging themselves. We all make poor decisions. |
| Right? Dudes got some sick bars! |
| See him? He’s my quant |
| The DD is coming |
| Play stupid games win stupid prizes. |
| Priming of the anooos |
| Katniss: *fights back, doesn't just drop dead during the hunger games*\n\nReddit spectators: "market manipulation!!! she's manipulating the games!!" |
| Was it 2022 or 2023 where they got very active? Traffic didn’t stop then either. Ansar Allah is well funded/armed by Iran, but there is no way they can shutdown the strait with the same level of control Iran has with Hormuz. |
| I will be messaging you in 2 days on [**2026-04-05 22:23:15 UTC**](http://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=2026-04-05%2022:23:15%20UTC%20To%20Local%20Time) to remind you of [**this link**](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1sb11is/mrvl/oe5lkrd/?context=3)\n\n[**CLICK THIS LINK**](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=RemindMeBot&subject=Reminder&message=%5Bhttps%3A%2F%2Fwww.reddit.com%2Fr%2Fwallstreetbets%2Fcomments%2F1sb11is%2Fmrvl%2Foe5lkrd%2F%5D%0A%0ARemindMe%21%202026-04-05%2022%3A23%3A15%20UTC) to send a PM to also be reminded and to reduce spam.\n\n^(Parent commenter can ) [^(delete this message to hide from others.)](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=RemindMeBot&subject=Delete%20Comment&message=Delete%21%201sb11is)\n\n*****\n\n|[^(Info)](https://www.reddit.com/r/RemindMeBot/comments/e1bko7/remindmebot_info_v21/)|[^(Custom)](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=RemindMeBot&subject=Reminder&message=%5BLink%20or%20message%20inside%20square%20brackets%5D%0A%0ARemindMe%21%20Time%20period%20here)|[^(Your Reminders)](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=RemindMeBot&subject=List%20Of%20Reminders&message=MyReminders%21)|[^(Feedback)](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=Watchful1&subject=RemindMeBot%20Feedback)|\n|-|-|-|-| |
| He’s shit posting from a 100m deep bunker. I don’t think he’s gotten the same memo as you. |
| Lol I’m good, I have nothing to prove. People who follow my sub have made money. You do you I’ll do me but saying people don’t know means you’re clueless.\n\nI’ve dropped 300k-500k in the past 3 weeks in to the market. |
| tfti |
| Less carpet bombing, more carpet munching! |
| TACO tweet will need to be fucking legendary to save the market on monday |
| Fuck, man. At least you live to fight another day 🫡 |
| ..you are aware he was a Fox News talking head before he became our retarded Secretary |
| The houthis are completely neutered I'll believe it when they do it |
| i must have missed the defeat of ukraine by russia |
| Volume of crucial goods moving thru straight reduced by 83% include steel grain fertilizer 🐻 |
| RemindMe! 2 days |
| F U!\n\n\n(naw, jk) |
| LMFAO – Sorry for Party Rocking |
| I know the feeling my boy! |
| 😘 |
| It’s not -9%. That would make spy 630-635. |
| Post your total pnl then. Bet you won't |
| White House meeting is probably having a the office sitcom moment |
| The Art of the Deal |
| Everything’s gonna be alright? |
| Maybe your plays I don’t gamble. |
| Who knew inflation of food products could be more effective than peptides! |
| Bad Romance |
| Didn't they also use sea water a lot in their concrete? |
| They roped a dope, fucking boofed us |
| NO MAR-A-🅱️AGO TODAY? |
| God if they actually manage it that is gg |
| Tbh probably more fun than making slide decks |
| it turns out the only true way to defeat your enemy is to go in with ground troops.\n\nRussia was on to something |
| At a minimum, it's an F in the chat. |
| Well today would be pretty much the worst day in the history of US military ig |
| I mean it should be Brigitte + DJ and Emmanuel + Melania |
| Is the Bull Market in here with us right now? |
| 15 is most likely based on the images |
| Good |
| Just got back from vacation with the family. Tired after drinking tequila nightly for 4 days in a row followed up by flying with my 3 year old son. Might hit the bed at 7pm on a Friday night. Who cares |
| I swear, if they peg all these Iran issues like shot down planes, deaths, casualties, and everything else on someone, it will be Hegseth, and if they do it before the end of the weekend it would be hilarious. Hilarious to see Hegseth as a Fox News talking head like Oliver North (the guy who sold missiles to Iran) is. |
| New guys don’t want a cease fire because war is profitable |
| What was the last song? |
| They don’t send you to SERE for nothing. If he ejected though, that’s the question. |
| -9% is nothing? |
| “Death and destruction confirmed.”\n\nSPY Monday- flat or slightly green. |
| Absolute cucks of all time, leaving your family to go die for a cunt with a nibbled nob. |
| The dip keeps on dipping and I have other plans for this cash. Needs to be ready for 0DTEs. Take that buy the dip shit to r/investing |
| Gambling bro. Cope more |
| kinda racist tbh? |
| Yes and the traffic will stop like in Hormuz. What are u trying to tell me? |
| Imagine going to an Ivy League school to be a quant and you just end up getting deployed anyway LMAO |
| The Iranian quant is now asking about closing the Bab-el-Mandeb Strait\n\n[https://x.com/mb\_ghalibaf/status/2040186566195208307](https://x.com/mb_ghalibaf/status/2040186566195208307) |
| Is it F-15, 16, 22 or 35? Which F is it? |
| hush little bb don’t you cry |
| ive lost like 8 lbs in 6 weeks on hims program . 110 -> 102lbs |
| #Music died around 2010. Now all we have is noise. LMAO🤌 |
| The market is barely down from ATH’s during this wild time in Iran. These drops are nothing to be honest. Bears need to have patience.\n\nSent from Motorola StarTAC |
| I find it really weird on Friday that we were down like -1.5% in pre-market then when the market open we just pump hard. What the most weird thing is oil stock like OXY/XOM they both go down while oil keep pumping 🤔 \n\nWouldn't surprise me we somehow pump again on Monday ever if we got very bad news on the weekend. |
| It really could have gone either way. My thought is it would have alleviated some of the recent recession talk/fears but definitely not good on the rate cut front. 50/50 based on call and put open interest probably |
| Iranian parliamentary speaker Mohammad-Bagher Ghalibaf Was taken off the kill list over a week ago. Some others too I think |
| It's a machine gun around which they have built a plane. Pretty cool! |
| Escort deez nuts |
| The White House situation room has got to be tense right about now. |
| Energy calls have me bullish on steak and lobster 🦞 |
| Ansar Allah does not have the capacity to close the Bab Al-mandab strait. They can cause some chaos and make insurance rates spike. |
| 30\n\nMost here will say 0 or 7 but don't be a degenerate |
| \n**User Report**| | | |\n:--|:--|:--|:--\n**Total Submissions** | 10 | **First Seen In WSB** | 1 year ago\n**Total Comments** | 213 | **Previous Best DD** | \n**Account Age** | 1 year | | \n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| “Air superiority” \n\nAnother lie by 🥭 |
| I have once bought 100 CFD NQ contracts instead of 10. My P/L was -3.5k in 2 seconds. |
| This is what, the fifth? |
| There is nothing to say there won't be an added layer of bad choices. I'd go so far as to say that we have at least one more in us, especially before people wise up to S&P500 and pray isn't a way to handle all of everyone's money. I've hit my limit though, the risk of the AI bubble popping is too high. Once the AI bubble pops the question is will the MAG7 just take the hit or will they double down(bad move). If they do the smart thing they very well might have a quarter of negative EPS. If that happens it's going to be a bloodbath.\n\nHere is a series of things people will tell you is a bad idea and who the heck knows maybe it is. \n\nSold all my positions\n\nPaid off my house, mainly to ditch homeowners insurance (long term average in my area the insurance company only pays out around 60% of premiums as distributions, it's a scam)\n\nI paid solar panels in cash (back when homeowners could still get credit). When Democrats are back in power it should come back, I'd do that. It insulates you from higher energy prices.\n\nAbove is mainly to insulate myself from inflation.\n\nI'm sitting on 4.8% 30 year bonds until something changes. Knowing my luck Trump will announce 10k stimulus checks, 0% interest and QE. I have a feeling we've hit a wall on general "poor people" inflation, companies aren't going to pay anyone a dime more. Most people are getting by on increasing amounts of credit.\n\n**TLDR...no real good moves. Insulate yourself as best you can from inflation and pray.** |
| Then it’ll be the first time in the history of the stock market when it was not a good time to buy the dip. I can live with that. |
| I’m….. retarded? |
| sup |
| bol r fuk |
| dr strange glove |
| https://x.com/officialrnintel/status/2040191720063685103\n\n> 🇺🇸🇮🇷⚡️- BREAKING: Tasnim News alleges that a U.S. F-16 fighter jet has been shot down over Iran.\n\nFucking crazy if true, still needing more sources to verify |
| 😘 nohomo |
| It's like watching someone play Hearts of Iron for the first time |
| You take that back.\n\nMelania is a virtuous woman. |
| What do lines like "take the oil" and "keep the oil" mean? |
| it's giving europoor |
| redditsisters, its over. the entire world is going to collapse in 48 hours because some retarded houthis have ak47s. we just cant stop them. |
| It was never your money to begin with |
| Hey guys |
| For sure. But you never know what that point is until after the fact 🤷♀️ |
| Tbh I think we would deeply appreciate that. I spent a bunch of time making that app but people are too scared to use it because yknow.. it’s weird and new. But if it caught on it’d be hot fire. |
| Carpet bombing will surely work |
| > the USA is afraid to assassinate them\n\nThat’s where you’d be wrong. I believe the current strategy is to kill them off until someone is willing to negotiate. |
| "Let's send the intern into the Strait with a pair of binoculars and a satellite phone to estimate how many boats are getting through." |
| sorry boss, can I have a kiss goodnight? |
| Did you know the A-10 Hogwarts actually shoots itself into flight with the spinny gun in the front? This means it flies backwards but all videos taken are played in reverse. Its 2 engines are actually decoys in case the enemy shoots at them. |
| BREAKING NEWS :\n\nMELANIA HAS BEEN GIVEN THE TASK TO "ESCORT" ALL SHIPS FROM HORMUZ\n |
| And? If anything this will be bullish. -1% on futures and +1% on US closing due to a random tweet. |
| Gonna be funny watching oil hit $125 and watch the market stay flat all next week |
| The news was out when the market was open and War stock didn't move. \n\nThis news is actually like about 1 month old because TACO did say he wants $500B (from $1T) more in defense budget and war stock pump in AH (I know cause I made some money at that time lol). |
| This is more like just before the massive COVID crash when the market was high on Trump's tweets and not pricing in the obvious risk. |
| It's a series of IPOs that need to happen before the market crashes. Banks make a ton on IPO fees. Companies get paid. And then the real sell off starts around midterms. Call it feminine intuition. Some things you just know. |
| Did he eject or not? |
| It's funny because you'll read other posters here making the same analogies to COVID, but as if we're at the bottom of that and headed back up to normality. |
| I hope mango saves my portfolio |
| If u don’t go 0, ur kinda gay |
| Haha love the reference |
Apparently Citrini Research sent out an analyst to the Strait and he's reporting about it\n\n peepeepoopoo (@DeepDishEnjoyer) on X analyst 3 seeing some real shit x.com |
| Ghalibaf is threatening to close access to the Suez-Canal, probably with the Houthis engaging. |
| People don’t seem to understand what caused the market turnaround today. It was really obvious because the timing was exact. As soon a as the headline hit about there being a protocol developing for the strait of Hormuz by Iran the market instantly reversed because it latched onto hope that maybe they’ll at least partially open the strait. I think they’re getting way ahead of themselves on that one headline with scant details that is only a potential for after the war if they’re still standing, and even then it would ensure oil would stay high indefinitely but for the day at least with low volume they decided to latch onto that hope. |
| \n**User Report**| | | |\n:--|:--|:--|:--\n**Total Submissions** | 10 | **First Seen In WSB** | 1 year ago\n**Total Comments** | 213 | **Previous Best DD** | \n**Account Age** | 1 year | | \n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| MANIPULATION!!!!\n\nMarket makers froze all stocks today... COULDN'T BUY A THING!!\n\n# CRIME. |
| I believe Tradestation allows OCO. I also think IBKR allows it too. What you do is set up two orders and one will cancel the other (OCO). I admit, I haven't done it in a while because I have time to track my trades now. |
| People don’t seem to understand what caused the market turnaround today. It was really obvious because the timing was exact. As soon a as the headline hit about there being a protocol developing for the strait of Hormuz by Iran the market instantly reversed because it latched onto hope that maybe they’ll at least partially open the strait. I think they’re getting way ahead of themselves on that one headline with scant details that is only a potential for after the war if they’re still standing, and even then it would ensure oil would stay high indefinitely but for the day at least with low volume they decided to latch onto that hope. |
| You can do better, losing it all. |
| Just never gonna drive again dawg |
| They're hoping for the gap up/down at open. Theta loss is dwarfed by the price move. |
| all press conferences canceled |
| Bro u need help? |
"What I will say that no one is talking about is the more and more you get sucked into that vortex it becomes this pain trade that becomes more and more painful," u/jam_croissant\n\njoins u/JermalChandler\n\nand u/TraderMikeyB\n\non the CBOE floor:\n\n tastylive (@tastyliveshow) on X "What I will say that no one is talking about is the more and more you get sucked into that vortex it becomes this pain trade that becomes more and more painful... x.com |
| So all the old leaders were all pretty much killed. \n\nThe new leaders got promotions and a huge windfall of increased oil money to grift. And they can make billions more tolling every ship through the straight. And now the USA is afraid to assassinate them because they need people to negotiate with and desperately want a cease fire. |
| Hopefully by Monday or my puts won't print |
| If yall had just said thank you we could have all made some money on Thursday …. |
| Thanks for circling. I was having trouble identifying exactly where you were being a little bitch |
| anybody else planning to gas up their cars before fuel prices rocket on monday? |
| Corn down -0.02%, bulls are in trouble |
| Know u trolling but bro, when western Rome fell Islam was a century away from existing…. |
| !remindme 1/21/2028 |
| What DTE do you most commonly buy? |
| bots are both bullish and bearish on oil — what a time to be alive |
| Sure did, invested at the drop overnight and pre-market, and a few short positions I pulled right in the morning once I saw a tiny bit of movement up across the board. I’m not greedy, I’ll take a quick 15-20k+\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/kptmkqyxu1tg1.jpeg?width=1320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b90c2794545eadd3fe49bb2cf04dae8a976fe988 |
| Everyone stfu! I’m trying to sleep |
| Lmao 🤌 |
| This remaining pilot is fucking good at hiding, nobody still found him after 12 hours already |
| Why is the stock market Christian? Really, closed on Good Friday? It's not even a government off day. |
| You don’t even know my friend. Literally the absolute bottom. Bought 625p 4/10 on Monday eod. Absolute pure regardium. |
| Endless expansion in order to pay the military in land grants is the most agreed consensus. |
| Someone call? |
| Even the people who don't go outside get fucked by high oil prices due to higher doordash prices lmao |
| lol fair enough |
| That should run out on Easter Sunday. |
| Joe Biden? |
| I'll have sleep for dinner |
| On Monday. Bears will change from \n\n"but the straight of Whore Moose is closed!" \n\nTo \n\n"But 2 jets were shot down"! \n\n"Rigged" \n\nCry face emoji |
| Top Gun is shown to all airmen so they know how to steal an F-14 Tomcat when they get shut down in Iran. |
| Shouldnt it be the other way round? Pretty much all interest rates cuts are off the table for the year. \n\nGood news = bad news for stock market. |
| So far..... |
| When liking FB reels of OnlyFan girls..\n\nDon’t forget it may show up on your feed 🙈 |
| OK, this one is fun. I'm gonna save this comment lol |
| ETFs are ghey |
| SPY 250 by end of year, just you watch, bull. |
| Until even Fox News turns or the bankers step into the oval office he'll carry on. Charles Schwab needs to make another appearance. |
| Doesn’t matter, your portfolio probably under 250k. You’re making nickles at best if you time it right. |
| Oh my gourd! \n\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| I have a feeling there's probably not a lot of demand to watch Top Gun at the moment in America. |
| Dey took our fake jerbs |
| The Los Angeles Lakers are literally the version of the stock market. |
| At some point just leave it and gamble on sports or something. |
| 👁👄👁 |
| KEEP THE PLANES, ANYONE? |
| He'd find an old Tomcat inside an abandoned hangar and rescue his brother and depart back |
| Yes. The price might go up, but this admin will come up with more fake news to suppress the paper value. |
| I suspect Iran is asking Ansar Allah to start attacking ships the moment a ground invasion starts. This would open another front on the war and make it easier for Iran to repel the invaders. |
| The longer you hold the more theta eats at your position but the price movement can nullify theta if the swings are big enough |
| Hottest shitposters in your area. |
| AH, FUCKING FINALLY. THE WEEKEND!!! TIME TO LET LOOSE AND HAVE FUN\n\nTime to spend the next 3 hours staring at budget.xlsx to see what it looks like after my next paycheck hits. Gonna be a great night |
| *Recession Indicator* \n\nYour friend says, “you’re celibate?” \nYou respond, “We’re in a HOLY WAR and you want a gf?” |
| He can read all the Grok conversations. Obviously, while an IPO is going on, it helps to read what people are privately researching. |
| But the fake jerbs numbers would've mooned it first for a drop to flat |
| some of the things these bears are posting are so retarded that i am starting to wonder if there is an iranian psyop going on at wsb |
| Ben Aflec should play the rescued pilot, his younger brother, Tom Holand will play the 1 left behind. Saving Private Ryan nostalgia/vibes.\n\n\nProduced by Paramount. Absolute banger |
| smells like 🌈 in here |
| that's like why the old Colts OC Tom Moore said they don't practice scenarios in which Peyton Manning gets hurt. If he's hurt, they're fucked. and they don't practice fucked. |
| I’m the opposite, I transferred my RothIRA a year ago and 10Xed it on Google and Poet calls. Now I don’t have to contribute any more. |
| The Easter Bunny told me to put everything in NestYield Total Return Guard ETF. |
| How’s taking the oil going? |
| [ Removed by Reddit ] |
| Sounds pretty rational to me. Why live like a cuck when you could die fighting |
| You what....why would you not sell |
| Shoot! I sold USO calls expiring April 8th this past Friday at $155. Hopefully it doesn't reach that....! |
| https://youtu.be/XamC7-Pt8N0?si=okolKxFeJQXBxOIh |
| Did you make sure to buy your puts at the bottom? |
| He forgot about that I think |
| Oh my gourd! \n\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| I tried my first 1000 on options and lost it all yesterday. Some how now I feel much better. Thanks OP |
| And yet here you are, commenting on Reddit. |
| Can you imagine Microsoft trying to operate in the EU? |
| Any nation could attack Iran and they would react the same way. They’ll destroy themselves and their neighbors to make sure no one comes out ahead. |
| Wife's friend's husband did this with some pot stocks 5-6yrs ago. Blows my mind, but I'm Mr. conservative over here after a six figure drop during covid so I'll never know this level of regardium. Just don't care enough for money to even care |
| No amount of waiting is gonna make yo ass smarter. |
| One lesson I wish everyone could learn is position size. You can do crazy stuff but once you realize what your correct position size would be, you won't want to bother. If you really want to trade 0dte then it should be like a half percent of your total portfolio. Of course you're not going to hit the jackpot like that but that's kind of the point because you also won't be evaporating your account. I am not sure of the value of trading but if you decide to trade again, use sensible position sizes and realize it's not meant to happen in a week. |
| Alexa, play ‘Holy War’ by Megadeath |
| That sucks. This game is hard under normal times and brutal right now. Treating the market like a casino will end like gambling. Up for a while, then you lose those gains and more. Not sure i have any advice at this point. Sorry. |
| I love strangling >!options!< everyday |
| Imagine buying calls knowing that they would use the long weekend as an opportunity to invade |
| Because they miss action of drumpf forcing himself upon their kids |
| yep, more videos from Ukraine war than this shit. |
| fake news. \n\n\n2 minutes |
| Our brains have lost the capacity to keep up especially as a group |
| that’s exactly why i post, to see wsb reaction haha |
| Enjoy living in your parent's attic buddy\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/hxg7qgmut1tg1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=58420544f497cdf30fc75bf17a5b8a743d17b762 |
| The A-10 that crashed in Kuwait was providing close air support for the search and rescue mission for the crew of the F-15 when it was hit by Iranian fire. *- ABC* |
| Well, things are escalating with the war so maybe you won’t have to work the Wendy’s Drive Thru |
| Look at your total spy holding and then figure out how much inverse tsla/ cvna you need to buy to hedge. Almost no loss to your potfolio even if those companies go to zero. \n\nEdit: if your portfolio is large enough and you don't mind the hassle, especially with new AI tools doing the heavy lifting, you could just buy the 497 shares yourself, but rebalancing and taxes can be a nightmare. \n\nDo a mock run with some AI tools and see if you can handle this |
| Some of you should be happy af that the markets not open. This would have been like a -2% day. |
| Those Harry Potter AI reels are really funny. Type shit |
| Which one? |
| ChatGPT told you it was a good idea, didn’t it? Even wrote the post with it. |
| None just cognizant of the difference in impact that news would have had 20 years ago had the same thing occurred compared to now. |
| U.S. runs out of oil in 2 weeks |
| In 2 weeks time when companies start reporting their Q1 earnings and future outlook is when the real indexes will start to behave what it should be doing.\n\nTill then it just scam pump and dump. |
| Awesome. You deserve it. |
| I am |
| how are the odds that 🥭 is a russian puppet on poly? |
| Why not both? Extremely selfish and damaged. |
| Has it been 10days yet since the last extension? |
| 100%. I’ll fuck around in my brokerage with options but my former employers 401k plan is staying right where it is in boring index mutual funds. Not rolling to an IRA is a sound retirement strategy. |
| Everyone gambles to certain extent here. \n\nBut dude. If u had $2M, you just gamble with maybe $300k max and let rest sit on safe shit. \n\nWhy would u gamble the whole fucking $2M on options? You were trying to get to $10M? |
| Just by equal amounts of the individual 497 stocks and you'll even avoid the 0.01% annual fund fee. |
| Ok so how did u know to sell then not later in that case? |
| The greed of some people man. You belong here regard |
| It’s not anxiety disorder\n\nIt’s gambling addiction |
| SPY can absolutely do that in the next hour!!\n\nSee ya folks .. |
| Become a bagholder like the rest of the boomers with 401ks. |
| Ok retirement virgin. |
| Probably a nothing burger planes declare emergencies all the time. |
| Down 15k on these puts. Took regardium or conviction to hold over the weekend. (Monday) My thesis will play out…….and it’s gone. |
| Of course |
| Calls they would need to build another one so economy improves |
| It’s not a gambling addiction\n\nIt’s a dopamine addiction |
| Still got some left, see you Monday. |
| You already have a bet going - SPY to 660.0 before 03-Apr-2026 07:07 PM -05 |
| How many people die with medical debt? How many Americans don’t do certain needed medical procedures because they can’t afford their deductible? Our system is broken and know one wants to do shjt about it. |
| !banbet |
| Oh my gourd! \n\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| I've fat fingered to go outside my risk tolerance and it was one of my best performances ever, that is till I lost it all on the next trade. |
| Holy shit. It's Chad Dickens.\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| Thanks for your submission! \n\nTo keep things interesting, we want to see big gains and big losses! \n\nSo we've set the following thresholds for Gain, Loss, and YOLO flaired posts:\n\n* YOLO posts must be a minimum of $10,000 of options or $25,000 of shares and recently opened.\n\n* Gain / Loss posts must show realized gains or losses of more than $2,500 for options or $5,000 for shares. \n\nWe want to see the actual trade. What you got in at, what you sold at. Then tell us why you did it. Give us the story of why you're a fucking genius (or idiot).\n\nThis is what a great post looks like:\n\n[$17.2K Gain on AMZN](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/wb5m4o/not_too_shabby_172k_gain_amzn/) - OP described his gain in the title, has a clear screenshot showing both the entry and exit, meaning his gains were locked in, and they explained their reasoning in the comments and what they learned. All around a great post!\n\nHere are examples of what could get your post removed:\n\n* [$300,000 SDC Loss. Still not selling](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/wpm9am/over_300000_unrealized_loss_sdc_not_selling/) - Even though this is a tremendous loss and something worth posting about, **the position hasn't been closed yet**.\n\n\nHere are examples of amazing posts which could have been even better:\n\n* [$75,000 DDOG Loss.](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/unsrey/loss_porn_ddog_call/) - This is a great post and one that won't get removed. However, the OP could have talked about *why* they entered the position in the first place, what their target price was, and what went wrong. OP didn't stick around in the comments to answer any questions.\n\n* [$1.1MM Loss, No details](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/lxm6wt/hold_me_1100000_loss/) - OP simply posted a screenshot of their overall portfolio balance. It's definitely a big loss, but it's not that interesting without OP talking about what trades they were in and why. OP didn't answer most questions in the comments which left many readers speculating on what happened.\n\n---\n\nAll that being said, we are here to help. We want to make it as easy as possible for you to post to our community. We have to balance this with making the subreddit interesting for our readers. \n\nIf you need some guidance, don't hesitate to [reach out to modmail](https://old.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) and we'll give you some pointers! |
| But, did it recover after you sold? 👀 |
| I’ll wait |
| Iran’s Parliament Speaker is wondering how much people need those shipments of oil, nat gas, wheat, rice, and fertilizer |
| One of my best trades happened like that. |
| It’s happening |
| I believe that’s how he felt at first. But this administration doesn’t like it when people don’t back down. So they’ll likely double-down, rather than change course or look weak |
| Gambler likes gambling more than he likes money |
| One of us! |
| There still is time u/Neader |
| As is Russia. Maybe the main point of this idiocy |
| How can I buy SPY without TSLA CVNA or SpaceX? Want the 497 out of the 500 other companies but not those steaming piles of dogshit. |
| So calls as we have 365 more jobs available? |
| God IBKR is annoying to look at |
| NO |
| 670 |
| Why tho |
| Wait till you learn about wind, chutes opening at different time, and air resistance. |
| I feel like polymarket is a video game with video game money like warcraft gold |
| Believe it or not SPY 700 |
| Speak English |
| No tax ticket. Pretty expensive, but ey he got it, other people waste it on boring shit like coke and hookies. |
| > 🇮🇷🇺🇸🇮🇱⚡️The black day for US aviation in the Middle East continues. A KC-135 Stratotanker refueling aircraft, flying over Tel Aviv, has issued a distress signal.\n\nIs destroying yet another plane bullish? |
| reality check: 4k is still a lot lmao 😂 |
| ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯ |
| Seeing as how as a result of poor relations European defense is outperforming US defense, and the US is primed to lose tons of contracts, I'd say you'd be as right as Hegseth who was trying to pull the same play. |
| Jesus christ what am i even looking at, i gamble like 1-3% of my portfolio for fun and it still hurts when i lose, can't even imagine your pain.\n\nI'm realy sorry :/ but you deserved it, if few mil didn't satisfy you then nothing would - that's how casion always win at the end, they just let you play until one day you finnaly lose all. |
| Most of you have never fat-fingered an order and bought 130k in 0dte calls and lost 17k in 30 seconds and it shows |
| Why the soldiers no have gopro strapped to helmet and live stream to youtube? |
| Everything is bullish when you lie to market makers and algos. |
| Hopefully you paid your 2025 taxes and don't have a huge tax bill due this year and no money left to pay for it |
| People are buying Tesla as proxy for SpaceX. If they can buy SpaceX direct, they'll switch. |
| What are retirement funds? |
| BNI (biden nostalgia index) |
| The targets go beyond stock prices. It's robots sold, robotaxis, and milkshakes at the Tesla Diner. |
| O gurl just touch my body |
| Puts on MSFT |
| Damn bro can't even afford to form paragraphs 😔 |
| Definitely; we became AQI experts circa June 2023 |
| Not from his IRA. Taking major losses there is unbelievably retarded |
| “When you make a million”\n\nDude. That attitude is already the problem. Don’t preach that shit as if it’s some kind of wisdom…. |
| A donkey could run the US govt better |
| If one person pulls the ejection handle it automatically ejects both. They got out at the same time, at the same spot. |
| The only thing that is in a bull market is oil. |
| But but your a moron |
| Sounds like Ghalibaf is considering actively using Bab el-Mandeb as leverage |
| Bulls wants Trumps chorizo in their kids |
| Be thankful there are so many people below the bell curve. They provide liquidity. |
| After all this you still think “trading” is your best avenue.\n\nSome people are just a lost cause. You build up a great retirement fund and blew it all gambling.\n\nYou could have just taken $1000 to the casino every week and satisfied your dopamine addiction. It’s cheaper and would have kept you sane knowing it’s gambling. |
| Sold yesterday, how much is it going to inflate before Monday? |
| JUST IN: 🇺🇸🇮🇷 365 US military personnel injured in action during Iran war, Pentagon reveals. |
| what would happen if Iran had a nuke and used it like next week? |
| Yeah but the dog is only worth $1.50 |
| i feel this too, but the smartest play would be to invert me.\n\nSPY -25% EOY |
| What reaction were you looking for? 🤔 |
| 🤪 |
| Dude you are so retarded like holy fuck you’d make 35k a year if you just put it in a high yield… that’s more than like half of all Americans make |
| That fomo mentality gonna ruin you. |
| Better you than me |
| Greed won. Sorry buddy. |
| Hmm with 1.5T budget that means defense stocks will pump..? |
| Hi I have a question , when u hold the puts (or calls ) doesnt the theta eats all of the money if u r OTM. Is there another way around this that I am missing? very new to Investing and Trading so a genuine question. Thanks |
| I can’t wait to get laughed at by the bulls on Sunday when futes open green despite the current news |
| We’re not riding for Iran big dawg. This whole scenario is bullshit and was 100% avoidable. \n\nWhy are we bombing Iran? What started this? Are we at war, or is this a military operation? If we’re at war, did congress approve it? How much is gas for you now? What does high oil do to inflation? \n\nLick them boots all you want but anyone with any sense of reality can easily see this was not thought out at all. |
| No, because they would collide into each other with such force that Newton's laws of motion would dictate that they'd be toast. |
| I don’t mind putting up with short term pain |
| How long did you save up for that 2m? Rip buddy |
| you guys talk about full porting losing trades as a joke, when i do it it’s real and my portfolio is destroyed |
| And here I am sweating losing 4k |
| In a time of great inflation... sure it does. |
| Completely oblitirated and ahead of schedule also fuck those school girls lets dubble tap em \n\nImagine being a soldier/Bull with pics of big E and T fucking your kids on islands by your bed |
| I don’t think the island was part of Hawaii or in the Pacific… |
| Who the hell is bullish? |
| The expectations for us are higher. They can lose a thousand guys and it's expected, we lose a pilot or plane and everyone loses their minds. Also you'd think with all of our military and engineering and advanced tech we'd figure out how to open the strait. But nah, a few drones and mines got us. We losing millions of dollars per missile to shoot down drones that were built in a cave with a box of scraps. Also... \*slightly\* higher? Bruh lmao shit's like 5 dollars. I don't think they're winning, they aren't expected to win but they're definitely fucking us up more than I thought they would. |
| Launch delayed due to rampant supply issues. |
| Not if it pumps it won’t. |
| https://preview.redd.it/hn7qqm9gs1tg1.jpeg?width=512&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a480325ec9a18295594161d8668628e497f36ac2 |
| https://x.com/mb_ghalibaf/status/2040186566195208307\n\nIs closing the Bab El-Mandeb strait bullish? |
| Does anyone else feel like we've just entered a raging bull market? I see us gaining 20% by end of this year. |
| When you make a million with options, you should always put away a piece of the cake for yourself. Like half. Gamble with the rest.\n\nOr…\n\nGamble everything and either become a gajillionaire or a wsb post 99% of users will forget about within a day.\n\nGodspeed, lurky lurker! |
| Based on the fact that this is how a valuation/market cap is _defined_, and is a fundamental concept in investing...you not knowing this proves you're in the right sub. |
| Proceeds to local casino 'to grab a drink' |
| "Why can't they just not get shot down I don't understand" |
| Could have gone hog wild on his IRA |
| r/problemgambling |
| Saying I can't be a Doctor? I can't be a Pilot? |
| How you think they got to $2m |
| Shhhhh |
| Feels good to be all cash. |
| that's not a bad point, if you consider vietnam war a loss and use it as the barometer then i guess this war might meet several criteria for it being a "loss" too, especially if huge mistakes are made down the line like boots on the ground\n\ni am optimistic it will never get that far |
| you're not wrong. the overall sentiments seems to be "yeah. that happened."\n\nhas our society lost the ability to flip the fk out? |
| depends,did they ejac at the same time |
| Cmon man were not that bad 😞 |
| Agree. They’d just force the new one to lie on a commensurate level though |
| Well at least I didn’t lose money for once on a Friday |
| Imagine they made a bidet but for your toilet |
| Too bullish in here.. so market will inverse WSB. |
| Lol they will just put another 500 bil on openAI then crash and burn |
| Did u know the A-10 Hogwarts actually shoots itself into flight with that big ol’ spinny gun in front? The engines are actually decoys if an enemy plane shoots at them. |
| You belong here. |
| If you smack two tennis balls simultaneously with a racket do they fly to the exact same spot? |
| watching too many movies |
| Isn’t that a sign of too much fat in your diet? |
| Breaking: all and every social media influencer will be drafted to go overseas to man the front lines and get their likes, follows, and subscribes this announcement is sponsored by ber gang incorp. Care packages can be mailed to 6969 Dragondeez Nuts Dr 11111 POBoX 69 |
| You’ll still 3 putt don’t worry |
| Wonder how this mondays gonna go 🤣 |
| At least you have tax deductions for life |
| I am so happy that despite how much money I've lost doing this shit I have never ever ever touched my retirement funds |
| $660 open on Monday |
| Yo WTF?!? I just took a massive deuce and the bowl was clean when it first started swirling down the bowl during the flush then it FUCKING SMEARED ALL OVER THE BOWL and now there’s a huge turd streak down my perfectly clean commode 😡 |
| Imagine having 2m and still deciding to gamble.\n\nDopamine addiction much? |
| I don’t believe in the reports anymore because the eventual corrections on the reports have been way too dramatic to indicate something is wrong in the backend. |
| Lol I did not even notice that. It indeed was a "good" friday 😅 |
| I just saw him at Costco |
| Ah, the Chimp of Theseus. |
| Do they have Twitter in Iran? I’ve searched things in English and Arabic and only find videos from attacks in Isreal. |
| Its crazy to think the lack of reaction to Dolly Noem is the embodiment of our acceleration to the singularity. |
| Pretty flat day for the market. Literally nothing moved. Fucking rigged |
| Puts on anything ai related. The bots banned me for 3 days because I said I was going to go to the strait and xxxx my rockets from the hobby shop on my dinghy into Iran. Although ai could probably run the government better |
| With the new replacement of chief of staff.. i doubt this.. |
| \n**User Report**| | | |\n:--|:--|:--|:--\n**Total Submissions** | 1 | **First Seen In WSB** | 1 year ago\n**Total Comments** | 1 | **Previous Best DD** | \n**Account Age** | 13 years | | \n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| Yes |
| sure they weren't kinder malos ? |
| Lmao, someone below really said the 2 pilots should have regrouped after ejecting together 😅 |
| Bullish on Kinder |
| Apparently SpaceX is profitable. Planet Labs has positive free cash flow. Analysts expect RocketLab to be profitable in 2027. XM satellite radio is very profitable. \n\n\nI'm thinking you should do some searches before you open your phone. |
| I would wait 15 days to see if Elon pulls some corrupt shit to pull them into indexes |
| You too my man\n\nI'm here for the orgy |
| With the current situation + good job employment (fake as it is), this seems reasonable. |
| So my belly hurts and I ate 6 kinder buenos earlier today. |
| 🫡how the situation lookin? |
| When we super pump at the end of April, puts be -99% |
| No market on Fridays make my office day dull smh open the fucking casino it's what Jesus would have wanted |
| Dude probably lost his rent money on a "sure thing" |
| He fired the general because general wanted to finish the job.\n\n\nHe wants to surrender already and bow to Iranian lords |
| 🥭 isn’t going to invade and he isn’t going to attack the oil. He still thinks Iran will give up if they drop enough bombs. It’s just gonna drag out like this for a long, long time. |
| Search and Rescue expert here reporting for duty 🫡 |
| I'll be selling you spy 420 puts |
| Now that's a banbet |
| Future billionaire not there just yet. |
| just say you hate it here bro |
| Closing market on a "Good" Friday has to be a theta gang invention 😡 |
| You truly belong here |
| What are we at 200 million in planes lost today?? |
| banbet! SPY 0 1d |
| yeah but in context surrounded by people who don't\n\ni don't really understand how you guys think anymore |
| Did you know that the root cause of Romes demise was they were over run by arab muslims and immigrants. Ponder that a bit. \n\nSource: DNA testing per some rando's podcast. 🤣🤣🤣 |
| When we pump pump pump. You will be glad |
| Pair them with Vegetable Thins |
| Is there where you stick it into the village maiden of your choice on the night of her nuptials and say "it's good to be the king" to the camera? |
| I go to church but secretly worship the actual Sun there, astrotheology FTW 🌞 |
| C A L L S |
| https://www.reddit.com/r/70s/s/uaMwpL7oq6\n\nThese were my favorite |
| Iran is making significantly more money from oil today than before the war started. |
| How badly am I going to regret not buying puts for monday |
| He fired the general because Kid Rock told him to, that general was the one who investigated the patriotic helicopter pilots |
| hope so |
| I shouldve held my puts through the long weekend instead of selling EOD thursday for maximum loss… |
| na, as the plane was going down one bro cracked open an mre (buff chicken) and had a snack |
| True |
| US KIDS ARE DOOMED NOT BECAUSE OF WAAAAR BUT BECAUSE OF TIKTOK |
| WORLD STAR |
| “Bigger idiots” ok man |
| He might have to eat them if he keeps going |
| Everyone here is stressing about their positions over the weekend while a new Army general is now understanding why Hegseth fired his predecessor as he reviews the estimated casualty statistics if he follows the order to invade Kharg island, while wondering in the back of his mind if he can even trust the intel that "Iran's anti-air is decimated" as multiple planes fall from the sky in the past hour. |
| wind go burr |
| I’m super dead. WSB is ruthless |
| Parachuetes in mountain regions. One might end up on a totally different side of the mountain |
| Plane moves really fast. Parachute opens at different times when moving really fast, creating different trajectories of descent. If one person goes 500+ mph for a few seconds more than the other, they can end up many miles away from each other. |
| R we plane specialist yet? |
| look at Tesla bro tf u mean. it's retard proof |
| Last month an insurance company sued OpenAI because someone utilized ChatGPT as their lawyer to file large volume of frivolous lawsuits: https://law.stanford.edu/2026/03/07/designed-to-cross-why-nippon-life-v-openai-is-a-product-liability-case/\n\n> Graciela Dela Torre settled a long-term disability claim with prejudice in January 2024. Feeling she had been misled by her attorney, she uploaded his correspondence to ChatGPT. The chatbot validated her distrust. She fired her lawyer, attempted to reopen the settled case, and filed dozens of motions that courts found served no legitimate legal purpose. In March 2026, Nippon Life Insurance Company of America sued OpenAI for $10.3 million. The underlying failure was not a hallucination problem. It was a design problem I first identified in October 2011 and formalized in January 2012.\n\n...\n\n> OpenAI’s marketing told users that ChatGPT could pass the bar exam. Nippon Life’s complaint identifies this as a direct contributor to Dela Torre’s belief that the system could function as her lawyer. The bar exam claim was a capability assertion that invited reliance. It did not come with the design architecture that would have made that reliance safe.\n\n> OpenAI updated its terms of service in October 2024 to prohibit users from relying on ChatGPT for legal advice. That update does not appear in the Nippon Life complaint as a defense, but as evidence of the problem. The update shows that OpenAI recognized the risk and addressed it with a behavioral patch on a system whose underlying architecture had not changed. |
| #Palantir working on a new technology that will send you electric shocks through your laptop or phone every time you type shit about Israel on the internet LMAO🤌 |
| thats to win against sc |
| did they eject at the same time, same place? |
| Get this script to chatgpt asap!! |
| The club itself doesn’t really matter that much tbh, so if you like it then just let that be enough brother |
| There is no war in ba Singh se |
| Paid cash |
| such idiots, fighting for their ancient homeland LOL lmao |
| Nvm I’m stupid |
| This |
| Maybe the other was injured and couldn't move as well who knows. Hope they get him back somehow |
| It’s .77 now |
| Easter sales are on; you can get a rib roast for $9/lb right now. Just get a small one and slice it and now you have FOUR steaks. |
| So we are watching spaceX ipo and shorting if it pumps like crazy right? |
| Yeah, their gone air defense is pulling a Jesus and shooting planes though |
| Same to you, dude. Thanks for the reminder |
| banbet! SPY 640 7d |
| Fake news strikes again. |
| See ya next week |
| Got a lock for ya boys, UConn to win the women’s championship, .60 on Robinhood, threw $2000 down to see if I can make a grand. |
| Bruh you’re gonna miss the cup either way |
| It’s a 4000% reduction in navy ships. |
| I expect spy going -infinity |
| Yeah, more than a month ago. The person who commented this just got off a 6 week Wendy's shift. |
| Oh wait, you’re saying that Trump was making outlandish boasts and claims! I don’t believe it.!\n\nBut if you take your head out of his ass and actually watch Admiral Cooper, he’s repeatedly said 90 to 95%. \n\nBecause they have tons of launchers hidden in tunnels and caves, that they’re still working on getting. No one from military command has ever said 100%. That would be completely fucking retarded. |
| It was kamikaze boat attacks, suicide missions, not missles |
| I’m a ber but even I’m not this retarded |
| Seen this exact post multiple times today. Bot behavior |
| Calm down. He will 🌮and we get a delayed war in months. |
| Bro Frank has kids and he is extra weird as a result. |
| Bought a used Scotty Cameron today looks 100% legit. Still wonder.. should’ve just paid the extra money for a new one. But I lost it on 0DTEs |
| Yeah theyre still moving assets into the region. |
| it baffles me no one has mentioned this:\n\nthe two pilots are from the same plane. They should obviously group up after eject\n\none is saved, reportedly under enemy fire, which means? |
| 100 million, even 30% having that mentality is more than 2003 Iraqi population. |
| That’s how most wars are really. If anything it’s surprising how little live footage you can get of wartime operations in 2026. |
| I think israel was hoping this could lead to a prelude to invasion (which it should have if this was anticipated)\n\ntrump just doesnt want to do it because hes a fat treasonous piece of shit. \n\nTrump really needs to go all in on regime change |
| War in Iran will cause such a economic colapse that not a single company will be making any profit. Dozens milions lay offs. If strait is not opened and invasion happens within this month i fully expect SPY to crash bellow 300$. Spy can fall 90% by the end of this year. Imagine spy bellow 100, that would be very much likely if fullscale war in Iran were to happen. |
| Is she hot? If yes, it’s worth the risk. Otherwise don’t open the door. |
| People love the tongue of the TACO |
| Threads |
| 1) Merge it all into TSLA\n\n2) Gain $8.5 trillion valuation\n\n3) Collect $1 trillion dollar payout\n\n4) ?\n\n5) Still be a miserable and insufferable douchebag |
| Are those banks transitioning to the child porn business or something? |
| No we pump because Mays job numbers will be a beat as well.\n\n\nThey will need revision on June which but we will pump due to June being good. Rinse repeat |
| By using speedboats carrying ballistic missiles. This nonsense haw already been posted thousands of times. |
| No ur a moron |
| Otherwise known as the upper hand |
| Spy 655 till the end of time |
| The BLS is out to get Trump he needs to take a page from Nixon https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nixon_Jew_count |
| Yeah you fuckin like it don’t ya |
| Except of course, all the statistics are lies these days. |
| $3.5 |
| My fellow retards, I’m sorry shits so fuckin bummer rn. I hope yall have a great weekend, regardless. ‘The West’ been celebrating this time of year for millennia before ol Jesus was even thought of. \n\nTry to connect with some loved ones for Eostre. The orgy is optional. |
| They attacked because of ego. Problem is Iran is run by bigger idiots that are self-destructive so we can’t really win. Everyone loses when the US attacks them. |
| I guess its important that you tried |
| ?\n\nThe usa has 2million troops. They lost 58k in vietnam. The fuck would they need to draft people for? |
| Hehehe, yeah the golden opportunities sometimes aren't obvious at the time |
| Your butt |
| We are never going to see a green day again. Or a red one. I’m not very good at this things. |
| lol |
| waiting for the resolution of this war is like watching paint dry |
| Yes patches but going off the patches |
| Four aircraft down today, DHS cultmaxxing in their socials. And it’s only Friday\n\nWe’re in shambles |
| Yea, JCPOA was a bad deal cause they got a billion dollars cash? But now the US is spending $1 billion a day on the war. And Iran making billions more on oil plus tolls now. This is retarded |
| They must not be ready for the ground war yet. Because today would’ve been the day to go in there with a three day weekend for the markets to absorb it. |
| They dont have the upper hand you moron |
| Wild to watch friends with kids just pretending like the future is gonna be bright for them. Me? No kids here. I’m getting weird with like Frank Reynolds. |
| Funny I tend to see him as the most emotionally damaged and insecure human alive. And that's with Trump still kicking around |
| They didnt have 10 ton trucks rolling over that concrete daily. It was a softer concrete rhat didnt crack as much. Wouldnt be able to support the weight of a car though, and def not a truck |
| Good morning fuckos, what’s good |
| Here!?! |
| In the week I obsessively check the P&L and wallstreetbets. On the weekend I obsessively check wallstreetbets. Maybe its not gambling I'm addicted to, but WSB? |
| Im on a similar trade Monday expiration lmfao |
| Ea-nasir would be considered a model businessman in this age |
| Buried underneath Byron tiddies and boots on the ground, Treasury just bought back 15billion of its debts |
| Nah he's going to hole himself up in a Vegas resort penthouse where he'll grow out his hair and fingernails and store jars of his own urine |
| Rebar. |
| That's a sacrifice we are willing to make |
| Was Robinhood bugged for anyone else today? App was literally frozen all day for me. Tried to place buy order and it wouldn't go through. |
| Some intern running the White House Twitter who has been splicing GTA 5 footage in with war footage is about to cause an international incident when he proclaims "Grab them by the Hormussy" while splicing in the famous Howard Stern "locker room" video Mango is famous for. |
| Its in honor of the idiot In Minneapolis that didn’t know how to drive |
| Lol - and get a real paternity test as it might be the uncle's (might look similar and come up similar in ancestry DNA test) |
| Is Fox News reporting that this was trumps plan to bring them to the negotiating table and he has all the cards? |
| Fifa must be paying 🥭 good money |
| They aren’t using the extra virgin olive oil |
| daddy chill |
| My warped mind read this in the voice of the succulent Chinese meal guy. Lol |
| Microsoft has earned billions upon billions from the US government you muppet, why would they leave? I can imagine their tax arrangement is quite favourable compared to some other countries too. |
| i dont do such things |
| Homeboy Jesus coming back this weekend |
| US economy should just be run by valve |
| Like bro I thing the IRGC is scum and the regime needs to be vaporized but that doesn't mean I should be all aboard the war train because our current government led by the biggest group of grifter, retards and scumbags decided to unilaterally attack. |
| Go away! Baitin! |
| It's been a few weeks and how many billions has iran gained from the toll booth? |
| Did they replace that stinky ceo? |
| Capitalism |
| Say sike rn |
| Go to your bios and set the secure boot to uefi |
| Underrated cracker |
| Edit: ... |
| Idk... I've been deployed and planned deployments... I would not count on that carrier being the indicator you think it is. |
| one side wants a ceasefire so it can recalibrate and potentially strike even harder\n\nother side wants a permanent end to the war with a nonviolence guarantee\n\nmaybe stop being influenced by iran propaganda on social media |
| Maybe MSFT will rise again next week… |
| ah that's my generations CS I guess. |
| They are mixing with cheap stuff. |
| $BULL “pamp it” |
| #Mohamed El-Erian is always bearish. He should change his name to El-Berian LMAO🤌 |
| We blew all their guys |
| I’m a little confused why is it called Good Friday when it’s the day big j went bye bye? Wouldn’t that make it bad? |
| yup iran is getting billions for a toll booth and it's only been a few weeks |
| You ain’t on here a lot then lmao |
| See ya Monday |
| “In the 2002 Millennium Challenge war game, retired US Marine Corps Lieutenant General Paul Van Riper, leading a simulated Iranian (Red) force, defeated the U.S. military (Blue) by utilizing asymmetric warfare, rapid surprise attacks, and low-tech communication to overwhelm superior technology. “ |
| Playing anything by riot is the worst mistake I ever made when I was 12 |
| This weekend my crackers of choice are Chicken-in-a-Biskit |
| damn bondage |
| I remember this being said about rddt\n\nBut this this shit is insane. No doubt it’ll be up first two weeks at least |
| I really don’t understand how Roman concrete lasted 2000 years but modern concrete is cooked after 50\n\nJust doesn’t add up |
| iran ia getting billions for the toll booth people are now paying.\n\nthey're getting a lot more money and support for proxies now too |
| It’s Reddit. |
| The "almost" in "almost all of their air defense is gone" is doing a lot of work |
| Don't forget their supreme leader and their president are in hiding. Their entire navy is at the bottom of the ocean and they still wipe their asses with their hands. |
| >The US has slightly higher gas prices.\n\nTiL a ~80% rise is ~2 months is "slightly higher".\n\n\nIran was selling oil for ~$60/barrel back in the day, now they can sell for $110+, while also getting a "troll toll" fee for every ship, while also causing a worldwide economic recession....\n\n\nThey 100,000% have the upper hand. Worldwide recession and oil at $130 is very good for Iran. |
| Tryna play Vaolrant\n\nTf is UEFI and TPM.\n\nPlaying Valo is punishment enough why are you making it difficult as well |
| Pump Monday because good job numbers = bullish because strong economy. Then when they revise those cooked numbers next month down to show contraction, we again pump because bad job numbers = rate cut odds increasing. |
| What do you guys tell poors when they ask weird poor questions like "What's your payment on that" about a new car? |
| I've told people... if you want a job that will pay well and always be in demand, become a nurse.\n\nI know they're still constantly short on nurses... but she's also at a large Hospital and in Pediatric Oncology... where there's a lotnof burnout.\n\n\nI never thought we'd just... turn out backs on so many people's health. Maybe we should stop worrying about cutting taxes.\n\nI'll pay 42% if it means no healthcare costs, hospitals stay open and... maybe we start paying down the crippling debt that will bite out children in the ass. |
| Monday all green. |
| Both |
| Or!... or.... perhaps a diaper needs changing? 👀 |
| I did the exact same trade. But I'm small fry, so it wasn't a large position. I bought some 1DTE puts right at the peak on Wednesday, and sold right at the gamma bottom the day later after the open at like, 9:39 AM or something. High five. |
| blessings |
| Yeah the only difference is he can have the entirety of Hawaii to social distance from if he wants to |
| What in the world are you talking about retard |
| *Gulp* |
| Get ChatGPT to write the script and you’re on your way |
| That means they have the upper hand doesn't it? \n\nCompare to the Vietnam war. We were winning the whole way, but the American voter got what it wanted |
| I miss sleepy Joe too, i could sleep at night. |
| Bam Ponding |
| Who told you Starbucks is loss making? Because I don't think that's true. |
| The US has shown their hand. They won’t send in ground troops and they won’t attack the oil. Iran is losing militarily but they are winning the economic showdown. The US politicians have to think about midterm elections. |
| It's definitely engaging the ground |
| boots on the ground, more like boots on my balls. |
| I hear you, but that presupposes that what he secretly wants to do is a gigantic military invasion of Iran but his voters need to be convinced. I don't think he wants that, precisely because he knows it's currently incredibly unpopular. I think he got convinced this really would be a two week job and, now that it's going to shit, he's looking for an exit as hard as he can. \n\nHe's looking for an option that AVOIDS escalation, because he knows it's gonna kill Republican chances in the midterms (he's a lame duck so those are the only votes left for him to care about getting) and kill the economy. That's why he's offering a 48 hour ceasefire (which they rejected) and that's why, when asked about whether downing these planes is going to affect negotiations, he said no. He's signaling desperately to Iran that he wants out. Meanwhile they're signaling to him that they don't care, because they're winning. |
| Sand People is the politically correct term I think |
| insert-first-time-meme-but-james-franco-is-putin-and-the-other-guy-is-orange.jpg |
| 👨🍳📚🧑🍳 |
| https://preview.redd.it/v893bjupo1tg1.png?width=320&format=png&auto=webp&s=ca6ed9da30101c661ea1daebe104e83d0eaaefcd\n\nOMG |
| hope so, wanna see all weapon stocks dipping and never recovering again |
| Basically 3 Green Day’s in a row with everything going on is insanely bearish |
| Bullish af |
| [bitch getting dragged](https://x.com/i/status/2040126712973783352) |
| S p i c y W e e k e n d |
| A strike Eagle? the pinnacle of 4th generation strike jets? |
| Saving private Iran |
| All of this because pedos need to be protected at all costs |
| too expensive |
| nah they do. \n\nnow you're learning war isn't only about military resources alone. |
| Never. Oil calls xom 180 |
| taped on a Toyota lol |
| i take small gains (often) and take small losses (infrequently) |
| If one side is begging for a cease-fire and the other says no, how would you characterize that? |
| That's what started last week |
| Their top 20 guys got blown up, almost all of their air defense is gone and their major infrastructure and industries are getting pummeled. The US has slightly higher gas prices.\n\nI hate 🥭 as much as the next guy but I don’t understand this take. |
| Boots with truck nuts on the back |
| I've seen at least 5 comments about Christmas/Santa rally in the last 20 min |
| I’m was at 60k loss but these past few days brought it back up to 50k. I can’t cash out at this point. The market will definitely go for another bull run its just a matter of when |
| Military defense stocks will also go down if the market goes down right?\n\nPlanning to full port into one and don't want to wake up monday to see it up 5% |
| Calm down Mr. Noem |
| It will go up still. We pahmp on Monday |
| All of this because Obama made fun of Trump during the 2011 White House Correspondents' Dinner lmao |
| Puts all the way |
| In the market where tweets move it, in the market where bots are more sensitive to "sentiment" than the human participants, and in that same market where misinformation is abound and intended to manipulate every participant, straddle/strangles are legit. |
| I miss post liberation day to October 2025 market. It was actually up every day |
| iran doesn't have the upper hand\n\nthe only reason it seems like they do is because americans aren't willing to endure pain to win the war they never asked for |
| What a crazy trading day, amiright?? Anyone??\n\nHello?!??? |
| This might be the only cult on earth that has actually improved the life of its members, assuming you got in early enough |
| Did you listen to the speech? Have you read the truths? \n\nBig man already said the war was won, and that they can’t defend themselves and that we’ve blown them away….etc etc \n\n |
| #This could be the shittiest week of human history spanning 6500 years LMAO🤌 |
| you can't explain anything to an idiot bear |
| FRIES IN THE BAG, ANYONE? |
| Serious like you’ve never seen before |
| It’s Easter weekend, they’ll obviously outsource that portion to the Almighty |
| Jobs report is amazing until next month when they revise it to -20,000 |
| He isn’t going to Florida this weekend. Shit is FUCKED. He flies from FL to DC and back for bed everyday of the week. |
| it's pretty obvious which one |
| #I miss when we were in a bull market and markets would just go up every day LMAO🤌 |
| dude just stop smoking cold turkey. take some klonopin and stop trying to extend it. |
| Go to strip club |
| So where, specifically, have you got your investments? I'm trying to find an EFT that's relatively low risk right now, but so many of them seem to link back to the M7 via the S&P500 |
| NOEM was brought up a lot |
| China, Russian air defense is being farmed by Ukraine. Ust Luga air route has been open for over a week. |
| Puts on Grindr 🔥\n\nWhy not calls, you ask? Because of the platform's enshitification, or *so I've heard* |
| if it was as simple as bad news = down good news = up many of us would be rich as fuck already |
| You new here? |
| Yup gay Iranian american boot sex and lots of it |
| [getting glazed](https://x.com/i/status/2040169352457339164) |
| Level that shi |
| If you asked me if I thought Iran would have the upper hand in this war a month ago, I would’ve said you’re crazy. |
| Watch the markets and do nothing with the info |
| We will forever be grateful for his sacrifice 🙏 in Jesus’ name we pray |
| Is CPAC coming to Tehran? |
| Sorry missed the main bit 😂 |
| 🌽 also flat AF today |
| DJT |
| Edit: You spelled "to" wrong. |
| They could conduct air and naval attacks for 3 years. No boots, long war. Can't fuckin know what these dips hits are going to do. |
| why are we bringing dragons into this |
| Why are you so mean to us |
| lol why waste your time listening to him. All he does is lie. Way over or understates things. |
| This weekend we are all aircraft experts |
| But..but..they had 100% percent control over the air. I’m starting to believe that he doesn’t know what 100% percent means. |
| I'm an RN, at least in the Southwest, they'll take you if you have a pulse and a license. |
| Timed it perfectly. Good stuff |
| i almost feel bad\n\n \nnot really |
| So gay sex in irans gonna skyrocket the minute American boots get there |
| It’s a joke about how much money US spends on military just to lose against desert crawlers |
| Bad Dragon Friday |
| Now it's always about oil and Bag 7 (mostly MSFT) |
| that's a floating point. |
| Cope more |
| Aight bet |
| $5000 in burial expenses and a commemorative t shirt |
| Holy shit we're already at the "it's not so bad" stage of justification, this took the Russian Z posters at least 48 hrs |
| Nah, you'll be fine.\n\nUnrelated though, do you happen to have a beneficiary for your account? If not, I'm great at handling money. |
| Bears, believe it or not, everything you’re thinking and talking about is already priced in. Yes, even that. \n\nThere’s one direction left for prices to go and it’s up. |
| Really? I’ve heard 90% to 95%. And it’s not like PWC is over there doing an audit. |
| Just stop buying cigarettes |
| "...to rescue the media from the Epstein files..." -probably someone from somewhere in DC. |
| fuck good friday i want to do bad friday |
| iran is making billions in toll money |
| You think they care? |
| I haven't seen a single stock or ticker being seriously mentioned in this thread for weeks lmao |
| Bro what…. |
| We were told their defense systems has been annihilated back to the Stone Age |
| Peaceful Friday for a potentially hostile weekend |
| There is no indicator. We all get carefully constructed narratives served up all day. |
| Wear a condom if you value your life and make sure it’s one of yours |
| I would imagine china would be supplying them |
| Tiger is one of the greatest to ever do it |
| My man |
| The US always holds that it does not negotiate with terrorists. Hegseth and 🥭 are not the type to happily buy the pilots freedom when it is much cooler to do a sick ass rescue mission/invasion. |
| In Iran? |
| Public opinion I guess Trump does care about votes, getting Americans injured/killed could sway public opinion into, "look at what they're doing, smash them up in return". I'm not American but sorry I do see a great portion of your country thinking that way. |
| absolutely the worst when something happens on a Friday and you gotta listen to bears gay doomer jerk each other all weekend before they crawl back into their holes on a green Monday. |
| Just hide under oilinfrastructure so iran hits their own |
| Operation Epstein Fury continues. Indices look weak. Gold and Energy looks strong in relation. SPX/GOLD broke its support it broke before the financial crisis, showing extreme risk-off sentiment we havent seen for about 2 decades. And people are bullish? |
| Maybe they own shares of Crocs |
| They aren’t Iraq or Afghanistan they got some real weapons not our amount but still |
| Put a butt plug in now for the pegging. Lube also helps. \n\nFlat Monday |
| Boots the house down slay hunty mama queen |
| No one cares about negotiations at this point dude |
| Have you tried nic pouches, gum, lozenges? |
| What is everyone up to this weekend? Hopefully a fulfilling, enjoyable filled weekend! |
| Desperate. Anyone? |
| That’s shifting gears. I have a 7 speed that rips up steps.\n\n |
| I also wouldn’t doubt if there’s a false flag bombing right here in the USA to make it look like it was Iran in order to escalate and get the US population behind it |
| He will give them another 2 weeks deadline and this time he will say that he is extra serious. Like bigly huge serious |
| 2 months ago this entire sub used to talk about shiny rocks 24/7, good times |
| Well, it's more of an indicator that this war is going to last way longer |
| RIP Jesus Martinez\n\nJune 4th 1982 - April 3rd 2026\n\nDied in a waterskiing accident. The one true Jesus. |
| I think you should chill out and bang dude |
| the way i see it if youre a slave to a plant ypu're basically just a bitch. like you have actin-myosin. you have a central nervous system. tell the plant chemicals to fuck off lmao |
| They don't need the 12 steps, they don't even drink! |
| What kind of beer? |
| This is a generational oppurtunity to have sex. \n\n\nYou probably won't ever have another one given how you look. \n\n\nRisk it all for the bussy. |
| Limit down Monday because of negotiations stalling. Then IRGC loads calls and Tuesday says they are negotiating. Market is now a game of pump and dump or dump and pump but now IRGC is also playing along instead of just 🥭. |
| never heard of a redneck douchebag thats cool |
| Don’t fall asleep while she’s in your house. Good luck |
| I’m not a math genius. But 12,000 flights over a country, 3x the size of Texas, and one jet show down\n🤷 \n\nAlso, it’s an F15-E. It’s what’s known as a bomb truck. Designed in the 1970s - No Stealth or any of other 5th Gen tech - It is simply a missile delivery system.\n\nPeople acting like Iran just developed a new S500 missile System. \n\nEdit—- Holy shit. You guys are fking unhinged - go join the IRGC if you’re this hard for Iran. lol. Cucks. |
| No! "It's an excursion."\n\n🫠 |
| What about the sailors who die. How does the US intend to bring them back |
| Errbody obsessed with boots or no boots. Wtf is the difference? War is war. |
| People think of the success of D-day and forget about Iwo Jima and Gallipoli naval invasions aren’t that easy especially when your target knows you are coming and is getting prepared can’t imagine how it would go if they actually have the amount of drones they say they do or even anywhere near as close |
| You think it can't get worse? |
| Rocket launcher taped on a Toyota Hilux 🛻 vs Billions of dollars worth of precision engineered Aircraft ✈️ |
| I don't get why anyone would do that? I mean does it make an account sellable? |
| BUT THEY GOT HORMUZ WHAT MAKES THIS MOVE EVEN MORE STUPID THAN THE OTHER MIDDLE EASTERN WARS. |
| When Mariah Carey is heard through every store in America |
| The next leg down will occur precisely when the critical mass believes it will trade like an actual currency |
| Man wtf is this timeline, were humans always like this...? |
| Jpow give us santa rally |
| Nothing |
| This has to be bearish |
| Happy Good Friday yall. The one true Jesus died on this day. |
| Hip hop in general is just dead. I think Not Like Us killed it. |
| Trump and his Epstein circle or Iran? |
| Yeah |
| I have a feeling Russia I giving Iran a bunch of AA, they really don't need it for Ukraines air force |
| This is probably a complete waste of time asking you virgins but long story short, I have a chick stalking me and she said she’s coming over with beer soon to fuck me. Flattering, but she’s friends with my uncles new wife and apparently she’s been looking for me and finally convinced my uncle to tell him where I stay. Do you guys think I’m getting murdered soon? Also, calls or puts on Monday if I’m still alive? Thanks tools |
| If they'd send the last of the A10s for shit like this, I'd be so upset. The A10s saved a lot of our guys lives down range when I went overseas. |
| #Just when you think things can't get any worse, they do LMAO🤌 |
| False flags? Impossible! |
| Justify to who? He went to war unilaterally, we're bombing unilaterally, he didn't tell Congress or his own national security adviser before he did it. NATO has made it clear they're not helping, and he told them to fuck off anyway. It would be a decent conspiracy theory for a neutral president, but he doesn't give a fuck about justifying anything to anybody. |
| I’m 38 and I’m quitting smoking. I abused that stuff in high school, but it is a legit thing for quitting smoking which I’ve been having a hard time with. Quit heroin but can’t do the cigs |
| No, they literally did 9/11 and other shit to our own country all the time lmao. They literally r\*pe and eat babies bro |
| Honestly, he didnt had any clue what he will start here because his administration and advisor are all dumb as white bread. Thats why he chose them, loyal and stupid. |
| It’s one of those fake sayings like, It’s not you, it’s me |
| >U.S. will insure losses up to $40 billion for tankers brave enough to transit the Strait of Hormuz. Berkshire Hathaway and Liberty Mutual are among six new insurers with which the federal government is partnering to provide maritime reinsurance to ships traveling through the Persian Gulf. The U.S. International Development Finance Corporation, a federal institution tasked with attracting private capital, is running the insurance program.-WSJ |
| I watched horror movies, I kept my self in state of absolute terror and it helped me quit |
| Monday |
| That’s a glacial pace compared to a normal day bro |
| He hasn't been hip hop since he produced Be |
| Tom Holland as the downed pilot. The Rock as 🥭. Chris Pratt as the rescue team leader. Timothy Olophont as Pete Hegseth.....shit is gonna be straight fire 🦅🇺🇸🦅 |
| Wrong and retarded |
| Would it be too far fetched to think slow moving planes (c130, helis, A10) are being sent on purpose to get them shot down in order to justify further escalation...? |
| This is hands downs the best Easter Bunny I've seen all day. |
| I just shit some guys pants hes gonna be so confused |
| How are they going to strike back at the US without Hormuz? US literally bombed them a year ago and unless they close the straits they really can't do anything back. The complications only arise if we need to deploy an occupying force. |
| Lol ... "military intelligence" is proving itself to be an oxymoron again!\n\nIn all seriousness, battle damage assessments have a high probability of being distorted by the time that theyre disclosed to the public, for several reasons (many of which are legitimate.) |
| Probably after mid terms. |
| Unironically, this is why invading Kharg is stupid. Puts in range for artillery/drones from the mainland. |
| Don’t think it’s reliable, that’s why I’m asking |
| Purple! |
| yes please, I want to get out of my May puts and never touch them again (for a month maybe) |
| Regarded.\n\nLol one for “his car” and one for his wife and kids. Coz, and I quote - “kids need to learn to use AI”. |
| Are you 16? |
| where do these retards even come from |
| The bers don’t let me party with em |
| fake numbers just watch in a few weeks they get revised MUCH LOWER just like in the previous months |
| Congrats |
| If he really wanted boots on the ground, there's nothing and no one in position to stop him. Here is an exhaustive list of people who want boots on the ground:\n\nHegseth\n\nThe Saudis\n\nThe Israelis\n\n\nTrump, despite being an imbecile, knows it would be a disaster. It will continue to hurt his ratings and the market. And everybody else who can talk to him is trying to tell him not to do it -- Rubio, Vance, Gabbard (who is probably next to be fired), and it looks like the former Army Chief of Staff. |
| With nukes! |
| Worst flavor ever |
| If you are quitting smoking, a regular dose of DXM from cough syrup is the cure for nicotine withdrawal and doesn’t cause addiction from short term use. Just buy the bottles with DXM as the only ingredient |
| Who needs plane.. let use catapults and sling over the kharg island from Oman. \n\nLet those stones do the work. |
| What are you going to do? Bomb the jail that’s holding the pilot? It fast tracks the negotiations |
| A second tower has been hit |
| Just bullshit rich people say to make the poors more content. Money can’t fix mental illness like depression but it can buy happiness lmao |
| Why can't I stop shitting my pants? |
| Iran is massive. They have been preparing for this moment for 50 years. |
| When does the Santa rally start? |
| Biggest week for bulls this week\n\nBiggest week for bears next week |
| Source? |
| mango is obviously a movie enthusiast and just wanted a black hawk down sequel |
| thats the F22 |
| What do you mean end to operations? This would be an easy on-ramp to "rescue" the pilot. |
| I thought the F-35 was pretty bad at ground jobs? I know it can do them, but I thought due to the need to maintain the stealthy profile it carries a very limited munitions load compared to more specialized CAS planes. Definitely not expert tho, just play HOI4 |
| yeah the A-10 being out there feels like when they used a battleship in the first gulf war just because it looks cool |
| It can make things worse sometimes, though. Like with drug addictions and murder plots. |
| If work was good for you, rich people would horde it for themselves. |
| The new tiramisu flavored thin Oreos are insanely good |
| "Two weeks" is the default deadline when he means "never" but doesn't want to say it. \n \nSee: his health care plan, his tax returns, his ending the war in Ukraine, his releasing the Epstein files. |
| Yea I think thats an interesting part of the most recent sell-off activity: gold behaved like a meme coin over the past fiscal quarter due to the need for liquidity 😬 |
| Because the chuds like the cool brrrrt sound it makes. |
| I think it should fall anyways this doesn't make sense nasdaq composite should reach 20k ,dow 43-44k ,s &p 500 6000\n |
| If second pilot gets captured it would be a pretty convenient off-ramp for this admin. Faster end to operations. Bullish |
| Oof that poor pilot |
| Definitely |
| Christmas rally is on the way, to be starting Monday. |
| You don’t think your money is being siphoned off to Isreal? Or it being used to pump corps owned by politicians and their vacations? You have a problem it being used to feed your own citizens |
| You mean the Kanye clone? That’s not Kanye west bro. Anyway, the only good songs were king and father. Maybe bully too |
| "Money doesn't buy happiness" - Who said this? Poors? |
| Two weeks sounds short enough that it lands for listeners like "will be over presently" but is long enough that, when people start asking about the end of the war in two weeks, he can say "what? You're still talking about the war? That's old news!" |
| How the fuck did I lose everything today with markets closed |
| What in gods name are u talking about? What does this change? Iran is making fun of you and 🥭 |
| Did they just hit a third plane? wtf is going on |
| more like 80% bots |
| The 60s |
| I was a teenager in 2008 and it taught me several things: don't work kn the automotive industry, live as close town as possible, and don't buy a gas-guzzler. |
| It's just people unaware or karma farming. Probs a mix of both. |
| Feeling cute. Might ghost ride an A10 warthog into Iran to justify a land war. Used to send my BMX bike into the lake like a boss. Same thing. |
| And then my vix puts print right? .... right? |
| I think imma do my first banbet so if it doesn’t hit I don’t have to come in here Tuesday |
| Source? |
| You'd at least be right to be curious why the plane with the largest radar cross-section of the ones available in-theatre was doing the mission. |
| Those sling shots are no joke. |
| I like to think of all the angry libertarians who will complain about it online using my publicly-funded internet infrastructure |
| Low key Hegseth has said he wants to start the apocalypse so... |
| OP what tf you do for work? I’d love to lose 250k |
| A 4th plane has been hit! |
| https://preview.redd.it/61l4ftx5l1tg1.png?width=320&format=png&auto=webp&s=9c0261b6db5dedc9c5e7376d287c8262d2c81268\n\n |
| It kind of feels like it's becoming a real currency now. When trading BTC is as exciting as trading Euros they will have made it. |
| The bears about to make bank selling all that beef after the slaughter Monday morning. Lol |
| David and Goliath story happening in real time |
| https://preview.redd.it/o8gs6cdyk1tg1.png?width=1024&format=png&auto=webp&s=eb248a17ee228ba698d063cd00c6dea13b9ec1d8\n\nHappy Christmas! |
| Anyone else notice on Reddit that posts are starting to be cloned almost every other day and even down to the comments upvoted the most in those posts are eerily similar down to the order of them? Feels like Déjà vu. This place has gotta be like 50%+ bots lmfao |
| All the while CENTCOM is like: Nope, nope, nope, nopeeeeee |
| did 🥭 just said that we are going to be out in two weeks during pilot speach? |
| Boring\n\nHip hop is basically donezo |
| https://preview.redd.it/fqpz80v0l1tg1.png?width=360&format=png&auto=webp&s=dba2316576c963eab705170a4b99418093137ece\n\n |
| This weekend we are all airplane autists. |
| Monday red or no |
| Kid Rock, Rob Schneider and Tiger Woods? |
| Should probably also post this in \nr/whitepeopletwitter. It's always fun watching bombs blow up. |
| two weeks is just what he says, its meaningless |
| The collision, but I mean ... yeah. |
| It is a valid justification; and it's just valid enough to tout it everywhere as *the* justification.... |
| This seems regarded to me which probably means it will print big |
| That's bc we had presidents who cared about how the world saw them so they felt the need to hang around and nation build or something. Now we have a president who's perfectly fine with breaking it and not owning it. |
| Every time people elected the mango party they take us to war in the Middle East and fucking the economy \n\nPlease stop making this mistake \n |
| When paying taxes I like to think about all the single moms and the bastards that depend on me and it alleviates the burden |
| my thought was he wants to end it before but he sets a longer timeline so he can say that he got done before the deadline |
| You wouldn’t get it |
| Is it too early to go conspiracy mode and say 🥭 wanted the planes to be shot down so we could do boots on the ground? |
| Could be, Obama has the Chaos Emeralds |
| What does 3M means? |
| So do |
| Bitcoin doesn’t even have a higher beta than spy anymore. Those Bitcoin freaks could trade Telus, a dividend Canadian stock and get bigger swings |
| Like u did all the times before without Hormuz closed? Bro... |
| Apparently the stone age has anti aircraft |
| Ye new album - yay or nay? |
| Long weekend to sell my butt to buy Monday’s dip |
| It’s very funny when you walk up a flight of stairs and fart every other step |
| You're fine bro, they're not putting a gate on your $16 investment. It just takes some time for them to sell your 0.7 shares in Nothing Bundt Cakes. |
| The same thing happened when Russia/Ukraine started. The whole first couple of weeks was people joking about how it was the Russians getting rid of a lot of nearly mothballed Cold War era equipment just to free up the storage and maintenance budget |
| JUST IN: 🇺🇸 President Trump's national security team meets at White House. |
| Bro is liquidity |
| The two kc-135s that squawked last night? Or the two kc-135 that collided with each other and one crashed killing all crew 2 weeks ago?\n\nCrazy that we have to specify because the losses are becoming so numerous. |
| Translation: If you each too much they can't draft you. |
| In all honesty, 🥭 prob thought Iran was going to be willing to negotiate when he started this thing; \n\nthought he could threaten boots w/o it actually being a reality. |
| I know, my Robinhood bids won't fill. This f\*cking app 🙄 |
| Imagine they capture the pilot and use him as a bodyshield for all high level occasions |
| Emergency meeting at the White House right now, they are planning how to fuck your calls. |
| part of me thinks mango is trying to collect the infinity stones for president. Like he wants monuments, towers, a war is nice, a treaty, a doctrine, anything historical is what hes after. He wants to be george washington |
| After tonight i officially have a better return YTD in actual casinos than the market |
| If they didn't have Hormuz we could just bomb them and walk away.... we wouldn't have won, but they'd have definitely lost |
| now youre learning. markets only go up. |
| No way, trump cant do that during mkt hours! |
| shit |
| 💀💀💀😂😂😂...\n\n\n👽🍆 |
| This is a DCA post |
| same boat of printing |
| Lol dude lies every day. Not even his supporters believe him. |
| what’s 🥭’s angle with the two more weeks? let insiders buy calls for a little longer then declare victory and markets rip back to ATH? |
| You guys think the spacex thing was opportunistic and it crashes as soon as it’s over, in June, then chokes out his competition and buys everything? |
| Jesus will re-open the Strait Monday just to screw your calls. |
| DO NOT REDEEM!!! DO NOT REDEEM THE GRENADE!!! NOOOO! DONT DO IT!! |
| The a-10 is a cool relic. It’s also hella expensive to maintain. |
| the cockroaches are coming out |
| yes |
| Yup, liquidity grab. Gold will be back, though. |
| Maximum weight of enlistment upped to 316 |
| *The interesting pattern here is that* MUand*MUandNBIS are the only two in the green — and both have strong upcoming earnings catalysts. Everything else is getting macro-crushed regardless of fundamentals. This quarter is basically going to be a stress test: which companies can hold guidance even with tariff uncertainty and energy prices? That's the only thing that matters right now.* |
| Im not talking about Hormuz, im talking about losing wars. And i could have told him, that this happens. I watched Iraq, Afghanistan and so many other failing interceptions in the middle east. Was the first thing on my mind when the first attack started. |
| I was counting the two KC-135s but I wasn't counting the F-35 |
| Looks like you won and WSB's collective wisdom proves its worth yet again. Congratulations. |
| I thought we already were at consensus with this a week ago, tf? |
| Expectations being low cuts both ways. When guidance is already in the gutter, even a flat quarter can read as a positive surprise. The real tell will be North America DTC margins — if those held up despite the promo environment, the new CEO has something to work with. If not, this is a value trap waiting another 2 quarters.\n\n |
| Took me a minute |
| The Invention of Lying (2026) |
| I mean if you don’t like money that much I’m accepting donations. |
| relax guys iraq shot down waay more aircraft than iran |
| Open the casino |
| What’s your biggest drawdown to comeback? |
| Same but XOM and NAT, catalyst? |
| one of us |
| This is the way. |
| 🥭Can’t wait to send Iran “back to the Stone Age” so you’re probably good |
| but, but, but ... he told Iran doesn't have anything military left, no ships, no AA, nothing.... ? |
| He really sacrificed a few planes/pilots to justify boots on the ground... |
| No, don't fk with those who control the spice. Any others fk away. You think the market would crash if we invaded Syria or something? |
| I ran into Zuck once on an island during covid, and realized that he will probably live his whole life basically how we had to live during covid. |
| Gilligan's Island invasion by Sunday. |
| I'd love to see -2% but realistically I don't think it will be allowed to happen. |
| they're too chill for that nonsense |
| # HE THOUGHT HE WAS TALKING TO CHATGPT |
| The hell was the market doing rallying from overnight lows yesterday, ahead of jobs numbers today, let alone everything else? (+11% oil, 3 day weekend etc..)\n\nNow the numbers come out and its just another brick on top the coffin for rate cut.. Anyways, Calls |
| Next month Breaking news: jobs number revised by 3 million to the downside |
| *The AI play isn't dead but the easy money phase is definitely over. From here it's about picking the companies that actually generate revenue from AI vs the ones burning cash on GPU clusters. Next earnings season will separate the real ones from the pretenders.* |
| Trillions. The f35 project was 1.5 trillion. |
| # THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER |
| more likely it will just push the world toward renewable. In which china hold the majority of manufacturing capacity as well as the input rare mineral supply. I guess it will push people to smuggle solar and battery bypass tariff to ease energy demand. |
| I want anyone who is cash to go out tonight to a mediocre dinner at Applebee's, TGI Fridays, or some other place that has servers, and if you see very attractive people working there, know the recession is happening as those people should have jobs that are better, but don't. \n\nNumber 1 recession indicator. |
| Same boat. Was up 16% of my account. Decided to not and ended up down 3% for the day. Was convinced it was going to dump |
| *Impressive discipline doing this with shares only. Curious — how much of this was earnings plays? Some of the biggest single-day moves come from earnings surprises and I've found that being on the right side of those consistently is where the real edge is.* |
| # FUCK YOU |
| So guys, if anyone here ever will get elected as the new 🥭, what did u learn so far? Right. Never ever fuck with the goatherds. History is clear about this. |
| It's amazing how many times we've been fooled though |
| With how this weekend is going so far, my retarded USO calls that I bought on Friday might print |
| I thought it was F35 weeks ago, A-10 yesterday morning, F15 last night. |
| Not sure the easter bunny will survive middle easter war |
| Do you know Siswet? |
| We don’t need no education |
| 401ks will pay for it |
| I want to feel them inside me |
| No take downs for 5 weeks then multiples in one day. Just seems strange. Thats why the alternate thought of flying too low seemed possible. |
| It’s a multi-role fighter. So it can engage both ground and air targets |
| As you can see on the top of the first photo, long dated Jul. 17 expiry calls on USO. Doesn't look like covered calls as they seem to be fully valued. |
| !banbet\n\nIt doesn’t work for me because I owned it… It knows better than to respond to me at this point |
| https://preview.redd.it/e373jqelj1tg1.png?width=500&format=png&auto=webp&s=b7b5129950b82c22ae17c7c6b7c92eaa49319d7e\n\n |
| Lmao if you believe those numbers. Which came out mere days after oracle laid off 30,000 employees then you are dumber than a box of rocks. \n\nThat same data will be revised to a negative number next month, just like what happened in February. |
| Fake as hell |
| At this point only aliens invasion could make me feel something |
| iranians are experts in shooting down war planes with slingshots apparently |
| You want to make a withdrawal and bank said "no."\n\n\nWhat do you think?? |
| if you need to ask then you already know the answer |
| F-15 is still a good airframe and they get upgraded with new engines, radar, hardpoints for weapons, etc. They are supported by electronic warfare and other planes. No reason not to use. \n\nThe A-10 on the other hand you gotta have tons of air coverage to use as it slow as hell and flies low. Prime MANPAD target. |
| We’re* |
| # YOU ARE FUCKED |
| I mean the F-35's job is to kill other fighters right, and Iran doesn't have fighters left. So it mostly makes sense. |
| # AHAHA |
| If the market was sane we should have closed around Monday lows yesterday. |
| its fake bro |
| # EDUCATION BY TIKTOK |
| They brought back milley for this |
| Breaking: In private call, President Trump and Tiger Woods share a laugh about "crashing stuff" |