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| What earnings bro \nSo powerful comment \n\n |
| https://preview.redd.it/xwyaauj6msxg1.jpeg?width=1134&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ea76c6e5898cb99413fbe1803934980e96be29a7 |
| Them |
| Negative cash. Fully leveraged on oil. |
| got lots of shares for VKTX, kinda bummed earnings are same day as the Mag 7s |
| Okay, retard |
| I’ll take that bet |
| Feeling dumpy AF |
| Stepbro |
| I am afraid of giving all my gains back…. again 😔 |
| Oh yea so 1/4 trillion gain for NVDA. \n\nNo one alarmed by this is what's truly scary lol. Smh. |
| Morket too flat. Tweet incoming |
| Ewww people invested in that dogshit car rental company? |
| He will don’t worry |
| Palls and Cuts all day long |
| Drank a bit too much and stayed out late for my old ass on Friday and I'm still recovering. FML. |
| I think it’ll destroy them. Like, black swan day \n\nThey’re all investing in data centers.. which are rapidly depreciating. Every percentage point bump compounds that cost. It changes the calculus quite a bit. Semiconductors go down, circle jerk dies.. it could get bad. \n\nIdk, maybe not so likely though. That would mean gulf states are bailing on bonds and equities. They’ll probably keep their bonds while we “bail” them out (or at least the UAE).. it’s a retarded circle jerk in its own right. They’re really at the heart of 🥭’s stock boom and it’s not because America has a high growth potential. I wouldn’t be surprised if they’re at the heart of the insider trading on oil manipulation too.. there’s some fuckery afoot here. \n\nIf there’s one thing you can count on, it’s for 🥭 to do pull every trick he can. My guess is, good news with Iran by tomorrow closing bell and better than expected inflation on Wednesday.. and it’ll probably all be BS, but line go up |
| Apes 🦍 🦧 together ztrong! |
| Too maybe make a post about it, see if more people respond and get more eyes on it - I mean who doesn’t love a good set up |
| JOBY |
| 🤡 |
| Nokia doing what roaring kitty hoped Gme would do ⌛️ |
| No |
| These are the regards pinging your abilities after they go off cooldown when you die. Who am I kidding, no one who posts on wsb has a communication score above 3000. |
| 5.3 trillion. I remember being in apple and the analysts were saying 300 billion was expensive. |
| Closed my puts at a small loss. I can sense a taco incoming. Brace yourselves for a pump |
| Let it go? I've never owned it lol |
| Cause the dumbass couldn't keep his yap shut. I don't see this ending well:\n\n"Marvell's (MRVL) Marvell Semiconductor, which recently acquired Celestial AI, indicated in a letter to the company that POET Technologies disclosed information related to the purchase order in violation of its confidentiality obligations, the company said." |
| What's your prediction for tomorrow? |
| Boring ass day in the markets |
| I can tell some of you lost money today, as well. |
| a smooth climb up, as smooth as a whore's schedule |
| NVDA SOLO PUMPING WHILE QQQ SPY FLAT |
| PLTR 🔥🔥🔥🔥 |
| If taco posts another “strait is open” post and bail me out of my retarded calls, that would be cool. |
| Visa gonna moon tomorrow in anticipation of earnings cuz of oil.\n\nTell me how regarded this hypothesis is:\n\nThey make MOST of their money on transaction fees charged to the business and not on the actual interest that customers pay.\n\nSo with gas prices bigly up... well that means everyone that uses their cards at a gas station to fill gas... Visas get more $ as a %.\n\n0DTE Visa Calls? Anyone else in???? |
| I downvoted him just because everyone else is. |
| Jesus, yeah that’s rough Friday was tough for me too because how often does the largest market cap stock in the world go up 5% in a fucking day?? First slight dip I’m like fuck that I’ll take my money and run😂 then the single contract I had went from like $500 to $1000+, what options did you have and how many? |
| It lost half its value in one day let it go |
| NVDA JUST WON’T STOP LMAOOOOO |
| Volume was crazy low today |
| Losing poet is bad but at least I know I'm sad and poor with all you guys and gals 🫂 |
| 235 nvda call |
| Holy IV crush |
| Wtf nvda is 5.33 trillion now \nGoogle is 4.3 trillion\n I sold google at 180. Yeah im dumb |
| A meme stock that can do 500% in the next two years strictly on vibes \n\nIf it doesn't, it's a small position. Not worried about it |
| Nvda trust me daddy |
| https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=D_h7hcK6pFs\n\nThis is what Ai was made for.\n |
| im not even gonna look |
| Inverse yourself |
| It's just a fad. I just got a fax about it the other week. |
| I’m a ded ber trying to short NVDA. Down about $10k today |
| I would like my tombstone to read “because they missed SNDK” |
| Holy fuck just tell me what to do with my money, calls or puts? |
| Just cancelled my spotify, good luck OP. |
| Same |
| CAR did it twice in a row last week |
| From what I understand, EVERYONE has switch to either apple music or YT premium.\n\nI was using spotify for 15 years and finally called it quits. Apple music is everything and more. Sad to see it go like this. |
| This would be easier if we could buy options for the past. I would be so good at that. |
| what are your next trades? |
| Why? What do you see in this company? I’m asking honestly |
| Gg |
| it really is going vertical on the max range chart |
| Feels like this nvda ai thing could be big |
| You mean I am |
| 👆 100% a broke retard |
| NVDA what are you doinggggg |
| I don’t believe I’ve ever seen a stock fall 50% in a day, but quite frankly it could not have happened to a shittier company |
| And if it goes sideways .05%? |
| Being the ape I am I bought KLAR at IPO thinking it would go moon. |
| and what is difference spending this time like on reading? or fishing? hiking etc? working a job? \n\ndo you feel better pointing at someone's life choices? do you think you know better how to live life for this person than he is? |
| We back to the united states of nvidia |
| I would sell all and and go buy into the stock. You only\nGet lucky with gambling for so long |
| Vm will meta go to 800 this year and past 700 after earnings on Wednesday in after hours and will meta stay above 700 the rest of the year and will the Iran war be finished soon? Thank you for your attention in this matter |
| And all those discussions about idiosyncratic risk are thrown out the window lol |
| CDNS… |
| Flash crash happens when everyone is in calls not puts. |
| Anyone else get spy calls for tommorow |
| it is not chatgpt |
| wtf happening to CLS, smashed earnings yet making me a community member |
| see what? |
| 70k richer. |
| Tr means |
| Yeah I’m cooked. I should roll the short leg up on my spreads tomorrow tbh |
| Not a lot cuz we still pumping |
| well bears, what's your cope tonight? |
| NVDA still going |
| Can MU and scandisk fucking relax what is this Bs it's almost up 10% every trading day |
| Is this options? |
| Only peasants pay rent, this covers my free mortgage payment |
| Sheeeeeeesshshhhhhh |
| Shadowbanned |
| What would your life be if you never found this sub? |
| Music is better with you |
| How do you think discounting works? Do you know what systematic risk is? If anything you're describing a crowded trade, not a logical investment outcome that could be foreseen. If you had a model that could predict this rally based on current events you'd be on your yatch, and not writing comments on reddit. |
| yeah i know there’s a war and a trade crisis and inflation and whatnot… but some trust fund intern at goldman saw a ted talk about AI this morning so up we go |
| Smart play continues to be the opposite of whatever Cathy Woods does. |
| Market internals were leaning slightly bearish all day while the market floated higher and higher so I doubt anything has really changed. |
| Hey, but you’ve saved 50 cents on Robinhood Gold. |
| get ready, here they come… |
| Nice trade |
| Banned |
| How much cash % are people sitting on the side for the inevitable crash/ dip? |
| All the stocks in the world and you pick Spotify??? |
| This aged like fine wine. Wish I read this 3 months ago 😅🙈 what's your current call, still room for growth? |
| See previous comment below for more insight |
| tr |
| I went ahead and bought 2028 Leaps for POET, but I expect it to probably get worse before it gets better |
| What strike? |
| who are you to decide what is good and what is not? life has no objective meaning, everyone can waste their time as they want\n\n |
| whats dick taste like? |
| Joined the "screenshotted but didn't sell" gang 🤡 |
| Why was this downvoted why are people being so serious |
| Can anyone see this or am I shadowbanned |
| Americans spent over $109 billion on lottery tickets last year, which is more than they spent on movies, books, concerts and sports tickets - combined. |
| What's the opposite of that? Getting kicked in the balls? That's me when I look at my port |
| you will be able to pay your rent, then. |
| Fourth meal for an ASU English major. |
| Why waste money pumping more when we can just casually drift to ATH every day on autopilot. They can save the pumps for red days |
| Damn that’s a lotta PUTS \nGood Luck |
| #TwistedTuesday? Nah, we can do better. |
| Boring but grabbed some June BRK.B calls today |
| BTFD on every SPY dip. even it is 0.1%, thats how it works these days |
| QQQ calls |
| Seeing NVDA and SNDK lead the after-hours pack while POET gets nuked is a classic example of the 'AI Divide.' The market is ruthlessly rewarding winners and punishing the laggards.\n\nMy move for tomorrow: Watching if NVDA can hold this 4% gap-up at the open. If it flips to support, we might see a massive squeeze across the semi-conductor sector. Staying away from the POET falling knife—the bloodbath is too fresh. |
| I learned that I'm really good at predicting what wont happen. |
| Another easy day for Bull. |
| What can ya do. |
| Sell dude |
| Lithium deal in Europe from my understanding |
| Calls and puts bro, what the fook |
| I might just splurge my cash pile on it rather than saving it for a major market crash that will never happen. |
| I just leave my broker account alone and it makes me $100-$200 per day. |
| Can OP at least let us know when he sells so the dead cat can bounce and the rest of us can get out?? |
| Sold my 5/1 NVDA 202.5 for a loss on 4/17… missed 120K. AMA |
| You should suggest they add that for holding an emergency fund over at r/personal finance. I’m sure they’d appreciate it as much as I do, hahaha. |
| Can't believe I bought sndk shares at $600 and sold them a week later and now the price will be double that only 1 month after buying |
| Guh |
| I hope you sold |
| see you at 9:30 |
| Eh. All the fake "all good" tweets and posts today couldn't pump this overbought market.\n\nHowever, one actual bad news event will send us down 2%-5% instantly. |
| you spent 200k+ on short expiry calls?? |
| Anyone else like to smell their shoes after the work day? |
| go for it |
| Four Loko, Robitussin, and an Agatha Christie novel. |
| For real man soon as I touched it went to shit |
| yeah and then credit would break |
| Rare Earths surging that's, not good man |
| Look at the regard on the front page |
| Evidence for this assertion? |
| Was her message \nBuy POET? |
| That’s sad bro |
| let me guess, you tried playing OTM and got burned ? |
| SPY chart looking like a crypto pump and dump |
| Infinite money glitch:\n\n1. take a big ass loan from Lending Club\n\n2. buy calls at earnings\n\n3. Stock pump\n\n4. Profit |
| Won’t drink this week and bought 735C’s expiring this Friday with drinking money. Might as well burn money but stay healthier |
| Wild. I still want it to go down a little bit more. I opened a few more otm puts. Lol |
| I don't even remember my grandpa. Bro died before I was even born. |
| I just got Apple Music bundled with Apple TV+ and icloud. |
| I didnt make as much as you, but had a few $9p myself. Friday was def a sweat |
| Throbbing. Miss. |
| AAPL just goes down every spring and up every winter it’s just what it does |
| GOOGL most obvious play for short calls lol (I have LEAPS) |
| Yeah I can roll them out further. I just put too much in so the money is stuck |
| Introducing the new and improved: Rug-pull Tuesday! |
| How do you turn this on? |
| Elaborate? |
| I keep telling yall to buy SanDisk but some of you have money. |
| priced in |
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| Breach of NDA was a useful excuse. Look at Marvell's recent acquisition and pivot to different tech. |
| dont |
| I don’t even remember my great grandpa |
| NBIS is a fuckin weirdo |
| She sounds terrible at her job |
| CAR previews how the Market overall will react to this stupidest of rallies shortly, albeit a little less dramatic. |
| I too, jumped on the software train today. Not only are many of these companiesbcriminally mispriced because of the AI panic but it is one of the few categories that will be largely isolated from the coming tsunami of energy input costs. \n\n\nPicked up lot of hubspot today ahead of earnings. I recommend giving PGY a look as well. |
| “times” isn’t a verb. |
| Who is they? |
| Wonder how many of the 32 losses are 2 weekers |
| Apes together strong |
| fucking epidemic. everybody gambling. |
| Good evening to value investors except everyone |
| SPY is green and I am red. I’m not even shorting anything. |
| Same exact thing here. |
| I’m starting to think the bulls are in control guys |
| > “to the moon”is false for Micron: bcz it only applies if stock price have ran 2x or more than the fundamentals.\n\nHere's the fundamental, almost inarguable issue with Micron:\n\nDRAM is a boom & bust industry. The entire game is to limp along generation to generation, scrape out a small profit, [commit a little collusion from time to time](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/DRAM_price_fixing_scandal), and then pray for a short-term windfall. It is otherwise a commodity sector where profit-gathering innovation cannot occur.\n\nMicron's revenue, profit, and share price are all surging because of a massive breakage in supply/demand curves. The trouble is this: what happens when additional capacity comes online, demand settles, or both? Micron can't use current profits to out-innovate the market because the market doesn't _want_ innovation, it wants commodity.\n\nWhy did RDRAM fail? Because it failed to deliver a commodity at commodity pricing (also, it ran hot). Why did HMC (Hybrid Memory Cube) fail? Because it failed to deliver a commodity at commodity pricing (also, it ran hot). The market isn't interested in anything fancy; DRAM is the, "just put the fries in the bag" sector of the deep submicron semiconductor industry. Barring an infinitely ejaculating demand for DRAM, Micron's money parade will eventually come to a halt. |
| Stocks? You guys buy stocks? |
| $HOOD is going to literally nuke this entire sub when they report a massive, throbbing miss tomorrow |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/RisingToMediocrity made a bet that SPY would go to 610.0 within **1 month** when it was 661.962 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 25 wins and 24 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| Fuck me my sell puts are COOKED |
| Good stuff |
| Powell will say a few boring words - no action |
| My POET put hedge made me more money than the calls I had riding it up. Last min decision Friday paid off. |
| Very curious about how the prediction market pickup is going along. |
| I believe USA |
| you should but you probably wouldn't |
| what time is it at? |
| ValueInvesting is talking about NOW the same way they were talking about DropBox a few years ago |
| GOOG in my humble opinion, they're gonna be one of the winners of the ai race because they're already in the backdoor on so many products and they've already got the infra |
| https://preview.redd.it/5et59kbrksxg1.jpeg?width=630&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d9544513bdcc518c6d11f8470614f992dc98628b\n\nTP |
| Bears hoping for the drop is same as people happy in bar at the sign "free beer tomorrow" |
| I know but the urge to go full retard is strong |
| See you at Wendy’s pal |
| lol I didn’t even see it was you…. Makes sense now lol |
| The outlook remains bullish. |
| Long term cap gain to boot - Nice! congrats. |
| you wouldn't make some of the claims you made if you understand what this low volume means |
| Yeah I’ve seen his name on a family tree once. |
| I just want someone to take over the household chores |
| AMKR overall not super impressive. |
| US: we have achieved all war goals, Iran is begging to negotiate\n\nIran: US achieved none of their goals, US is begging to negotiate\n\nMake that make sense LOL |
| Don't look now but Bessent stopped juicing the indexes and we haven't had turbo pumps since they accused the admin of manipulation |
| I think it's a good bet that a retarded 🥭 will do something deeply retarded by then. I made the same bet but further dte (September) |
| Guys I’m starting to think the game is rigged |
| I mean that's fine your position size didn't change |
| See you tomorrow |
| Dont walk into what you know is an STD |
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| This is why you gotta start collecting family heirlooms now, 400 years later your great great great great grandson can hold your trinket and have no idea who the fuck you were.\n\nI have a message from my great great grandma who wrote me a message and then died before I was even born |
| No, I’m broke on my 1 May 75$ puts. And yes also mad. |
| Or heading to 22... |
| Thanks brother, good luck! |
| NVDA on regard strength rn |
| Microbenis is drawing a lower high and looks lile topping. Also h&s |
| But you, you won't even be forgotten because nobody knows who you are. |
| What brought this comment out of you today? |
| $92 dollar Netflix calls for EoW |
| GOOG is always a play |
| Pen pineapple PAPL pen 📈🫡 |
| Now the market is closed, any news about peace deal with iran? |
| Nveecock throbbing rn |
| Green 2 days in a row on SPX 0DTE’s. I’m not completely degenerate (yet) and will probably take tomorrow off to work at my office job. |
| Wednesday is ridiculous |
| Calls on $SERV because those little robots are mapping the sidewalks of major cities |
| Its so crazy to me- I put money in ATST last week- went down all week\nPut money into KMRN- it goes down\nPut money into Nokia- it goes down\n\nMoment I enter- goes down. Moment I exit- skyrockets up.\n\nMaybe Im the problem(and also the fact Im buying higher than I should) |
| How much reta are you on |
| I do not know you |
| Cathie Woods sold AMD. She also sold NVDA before the rally started and missed the entire thing |
| Doesn’t have to be their fault. They’re giving up their only bit of leverage to an actual retard |
| I bought poet AND ntla high before the big ass Clifford’s. |
| usually it's the people commenting about a stock that makes you hate it. like apes |
| No worries, good luck! |
| yesterday was weekend bro |
| I bought poet AND ntla high before the big ass Clifford’s. |
| Yep |
| SPY |
| Link? |
| i hate earnings, some high functioning autist announces a bunch of shit everyone already knew and the eggheads on wall street lose their minds |
| You should be in jail for being stupid |
| This seems like desperation to me. Smartphones don't seem like the future |
| I sold SPX calls for $30k the other day. EOD would have been worth almost $80k, and EOD the next day (expiry), worth almost $120k. \n\nI sold because I overcommitted and couldn’t risk the profits. Just gotta accept taking profits is the right call. Only think to change is maybe DCA out more |
| Nokia hopefully 13- so I can make some money and restore my losses. And then idk |
| Nah, these are S-4s and are filed much sooner. You might be tinking about congress people's trades, and these are not those - these are corporate insiders, not politicians or illegal insider traders,.\n\nLiquidity was not was not bad...20 cent wide and filled at the mid immediately.\n\nNo weights on the factors, but I do have thresholds set up for each, and if all are met, I make the trade. |
| Did you close your calls? |
| Noooo I wanted to get some on wednesday 😭 |
| At 32 losses and 0 win, they should be banned for life |
| I would never fucking ever hold options through earnings. \n\nIf it were me I’d book these wins, the re-enter after the fuckery window if I was feeling froggy |
| Hold the 230, double down on the 240, sell everything else |
| What’s the most obvious call play for earnings this week? META? XOM? GOOGL? |
| bol spotted |
| I lost 10k trading 0DTE I stopped and full ported ASTS |
| There is max fear of missing out |
| Continue holding Microsoft; close the position in Spy once it becomes profitable. We can discuss the specifics of how to proceed. |
| Dude I had this years ago and it just dipped over several years so I eventually gave up and sold at a loss. Then I see it blpw up again and I was looking at buying it over the weekend. Sure glad I didn't! You're not getting me twice you sob |
| Dump off before earnings call into a big pump, that might be sold off before open tomorrow. Happened last time just sayin |
| First sensible reply of the entire post\n\n |
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| INCY CLS and CNC were sketch I think... |
| Imagine thinking by having kids you are going to leave a legacy. Do you remember your great great great grandpa even 3 generations back you regard? We are all going to be forgotten and you are not special at all. |
| If you can make 156% tomorrow you’re all good g |
| $16,000? |
| I'm gonna give you a reddit price to cheer you up |
| Ouch. We need very good results to dump it 2% |
| cadence up while guiding down |
| Somebody bought poet Friday |
| https://preview.redd.it/smlrqjzbksxg1.jpeg?width=1206&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1e3b34a98efcd1a69c6b4a88ccde3af1d3dc4159 |
| Good evening to everyone except value investors |
| There’s this one stock who’s earnings I’ve always played and get burned like chlamydia. Hopefully this time I don’t feel that |
| bull run? look at the volumes, they have been 1/3 of normal during all this April "bull run", breadth is also the worst historically. it wasn't a bull run, it was a trap. |
| lol u mad bro |
| I’m a tech lead at a top tech company! |
| it's global bro you wouldnt get it |
| VIX dead into close. There is 0 fear in this market and that makes me even more scared lol. |
| Live by deez nuts |
| wait a damn min, how do you make money in Dota2? All i ever done is spend money on Arcanas and BattlePass |
| Well NVDA pumped, and that is basically the entire market and economy now, sooo. |
| I wanna put cash into SLS but nothing about it feels right |
| NVDA calls after the initial dump 🎉🎉🎉 |
| Rambus casually down 20% today. |
| I only get hourly and daily and weekly. 15 minute might be for margin or big accounts cause risk of overleverage/decay is a bitch in predictions. |
| How many users? What's the MRR? |
| I saved this post so I can try to figure it out later. Thanks for posting that. |
| You have so much time wtf lol unless you bought last week |
| IT SHOULD, whr smoke is 🔥 ! |
| Yeah it's starting to feel like rate hike is more likely, I mean even keeping it stable always tends to toss a day to the bears. \n\nBut rate hike vs Nvidia / mag7 earnings gonna be interesting to see the market reaction. |
| There are literally no red days lol. We went from red year, to red month, to red days, to now red minutes only lol. Calls |
| down to $17 is minor though anyway if you got a good buy in and in for long term - snagged a $16 entry a couple weeks go. |
| Who knows? It's semi therefore only way it goes is up until bubble pops |
| How are you making money off Dota 2? I have 10k hours |
| How many dead hookers does it take to change a lightbulb?\n\nI don't know, there are 6 in my basement but it's still dark down there. |
| WRONG |
| And What productivty did it yield kek |
| Oh lmao that’s practically a LEAP by WSB standards. I’m sure we’ll get a 1.5-2% pullback sometime before then. I’m way more fucked, mine expire Wednesday lol |
| Oh POET is not nearly as consequential as those |
| Anyone see the Irans so far away video? |
| sndk wtf |
| Sell, keep one or two contracts but sell the rest! |
| Dude if I held my 0dte’s friday I would’ve been up 36K. I sold for only 4k. Today I made 300 and they all 4x’d |
| easy with that language. there are children here |
| the biggest balls of all |
| why sbux not on here |
| Fuck you INTC you government propped up piece of shit. |
| I had an 8 week puts we are at week 5, holding on at 95% loss. Proud bear here |
| Robinhood dump incoming |
| Ornlu the wolf |
| Just burned through $1k in tokens with Claude. Now times that by 160 million people |
| May 1st, $10p. |
| Do not hold options through earnings. That's not even gambling, it's just stupid. Even if earnings are spectacular, IV crush will destroy your premiums. |
| https://preview.redd.it/xnck7zdtjsxg1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=70fa82146aafcfd1f0efc9453f4ed3c794f928d9\n\nLooking forward to adding POET to my collection. |
| 0.14% is a pump? |
| Was invested in POET for a year until I looked deeper and realized I didn't like what I was seeing. I tried to tell those r/POETtech jokers a week and half ago that Celestial Ai's Photonic Fabric never included any POET light sources, and that business relationship was never intended to last beyond the tiny sample order POET's CFO was bragging about last week. |
| 🥭 might surrender today \nFOMC meeting Wednesday and food inflation looks like it has doubled. Powell might be plotting a rate hike while singing, “take this job and shove it,” rn |
| A whole point down on SPX, what the hell did he say now? |
| Wow, I don’t know how you sleep at night. \n\nYou’ll either be really rich or get liquidated. |
| Ahhhh now that options markets are closed we can what the real move is |
| Crazy how i couldve been retired by now if i just full ported into sandisk a year ago |
| Because they make MOST of their money on transaction fees charged to the business and not on the actual interest that customers pay. You know how some smaller mom and pop shops will have a sign, "no cards for less than $10" That's why.\n\nSo with gas prices bigly up... well that means everyone that uses their cards at a gas station to fill gas... Visas get more $ as a %.\n\nDoes that make sense? |
| I was physically ill going to bed Friday because my position got called at $13 lol |
| Wtf meta doesn't want to go to 700. I hope it goes to 740 like last time |
| 1st June |
| Never fucking shorting or buying otm dogshit |
| No |
| Those RMBS numbers are terrible. |
| For people mentioning the increased bots as a bear case, wouldn’t that apply to every other social media platform as well? I mean TikTok, instagram, facebook, X are all filled with bots and fake accounts these days. Not saying it isn’t a problem on Reddit but it doesn’t seem to be as bad (that’s just my personal experience) |
| How funny NVDA open red?? I mean cmon .. |
| Well it pumped again today, why not tomorrow? |
| gd it, why'd thu have to say ORCL! Pls delete! 😂 |
| Sell shovel to tards, make money while tards have to use shovel to hope to make money |
| YAAS fucked me and didn't even buy me dinner first |
| Stocks green until Google earnings. Bounce around a bit. Then up before nvidia. Then market slides as the big boys pull money out to fund their mistresses’ summer vacations. |
| JOBY |
| We don’t need news to pump. Where have you been the last month |
| This is what I tell myself in the mirror every morning. |
| I was so bumped I knocked POET out of my 401k but now I’m happy again. That stonk stinks |
| Same ngl. |
| Ahhh, 1 more week holding on to my 50% loss puts, knowing the moment I sell we finally have this fabled pullback the oracles speak of |
| What expiry? |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n---\n\n/u/Casualhotpockets made a bet that UNH would go to 379.468275 within **3 days** when it was 354.975 and it did not. They were automatically banned for two weeks.\n\nTo get out early they have to: **'or pee is stored in the balls'**\n\nTheir record is now 0 wins and 32 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| why is nvidia pumping? i cant find any news or anything, just the typical fluff articles about ai |
| So I need close to -2% to break even on my puts. I mean it’s not out of the question, but the are holding on for their life |
| Porque no MDA? |
| SNDK all day erryday 💪🏼. Where my SNDK gang members??? |
| I am down -7% on my KO calls. Hopefully it’ll bounce tmr after earnings |
| & hedge OTM PUTS! |
| Note to self: You cannot predict shit, regard. Just buy and hold you fucking idiot. |
| Pretty clever approach but tracking insider trades can be tricky since they have to file weeks after actual purchase. By time we see the data stock might already moved or conditions changed\n\n \nThe ratio spread idea makes sense though - limiting downside while still getting upside exposure. Just wondering about liquidity on EFOR options since most small caps have terrible spreads and low volume. Might end up paying more in bid-ask than you make from the actual move\n\n \nAlso curious how you're weighing the different factors in your model - are you giving equal weight to volatility vs volume vs insider activity or is there some hierarchy there |
| someone convince me not to buy $spot \n\n |
| Literally me. All you need to know is if it was up ATH after hours / pre market it’s basically guaranteed to hit or pass that in regular hours. I should listen to myself more fuck |
| Hope the dead cat bottom feeders didn't hold overnight |
| One of these days SPY will be -2% & that's when the space stocks will rip up 10% |
| Its just a google with a better user interface, take out free websites with public data like stackoverflow and they are nothing.. as long as they keep being language learning models, its all crap |
| It’ll be okay you gotta lose to win I think that’s how it works |
| This is why we need the ballroom! |
| $SERV trust \n10x 8/21 $12c |
| Speak your shit king 🤴 |
| 11 👌 |
| We're not worthy! 🙏🏻 🙇🏻♂️ 🙇🏼 🙇♂️ 🪬 |
| Whatever gambling god I’ve upset, I am sorry. Let me win sometimes please |
| This is SPARTA!! |
| That was so last week it’s ballroom week |
| Good call here. |
| What actually happens will depend on their call. |
| Bro please just come back down to 705 and I'll never buy puts again |
| how much did you lose in the pursuit of this lesson |
| It’s gonna stay like that until Wednesday |
| It’ll be back tomorrow |
| welcome to ber brotherhood fren |
| You are gonna get hired to be his fuck toy |
| loss aversion asymmetric impact |
| Only way Intel dumps is an actual oil crisis tanks the the whole stock market |
| If they didnt get you, can they come back? Asking for a Schedule 🐥 |
| The Hormuz yearns for freedom |
| I'm gonna finally grow the balls to increase my position size only to get scalped by someone high on bath salts |
| Yh that was odd |
| Sandisk wtf? |
| NVIDIA just keeps going AH, this is literally absurd |
| Several decades ago...soon I won't remember... |
| nice |
| My thoughts exactly |
| Last year I went cash gang in February, actively traded in March/April and then stuck everything in a boomer ETF for the rest of the year. Pretty much did the same this year. I just put everything into VTI so pretty much done trading for the year. |
| We’re in the same boat!! |
| Volume being so low today feels bearish honestly. |
| No |
| One day we are going to get good news and it’s gonna crater 10% (it’ll be back to ath a couple weeks later) |
| Eh more of just a value drop lost more around 5k on spx calls |
| I never get that kind of profit but when I do sell for a profit it keeps going up. When I don't sell for a profit and hold the stock goes lower then my buy price. It's like they know when I buy and sell and do whatever they can to screw me over. |
| Jikes 🙁 |
| #Ban Bet Won\n---\n\n/u/ConsiderationKey1658 made a bet that NVDA would go to 217.0 within **1 week** when it was 208.1 and it did, congrats fucker.\n\nTheir record is now 12 wins and 12 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| Even the current state of the art models can significantly reduce headcounts at a lot of companies, the integration has barely scratched the surface.\n\nWhat we're seeing in software engineering will hit other fields way harder once they setup there.\n\n |
| Has PLTR finished green everyday since Trump's tweet? |
| Selling for profit, just to take that profit and put it right back into the S&P like a regard. Just buy and hold ffs. |
| Lol that’s what I was thinking, but the float is so locked up between insiders and institutions it looks like an asymmetric bet, plus the recent insider buys. I might be regarded we’ll see I guess. Hopefully I didn’t miss any glaring red flags. |
| This is my play. Blow off top to 720 and then dump to 690 |
| Has PLTR finished green everyday since Trump's tweet? |
| That is a weird way to say I am bol but okay |
| Bet on it big boy 🐥 |
| holy shit i'm talking to a dead guy |
| But that’s what the majority of the world does while they sneer at video game players. lol |
| Sounds like you need to pull some money out and get some escorts |
| CVNA |
| Today was pointless. Everyone got fucked 👌 |
| Is heaven real? |
| Yeah could be. I’m also eyeing it and MSFT |
| DCA |
| Nice |
| I learned I cant predict shit |
| Ouch. How many hours of work to make that money back? |
| Brain told me no, but loaded the boat with 5/1 puts anyway |
| Greedy |
| Msft |
| Has 6 buried in back yard 🐥 |
| Didn’t you see the last few days of the month chart??? I was down $180 on them in the AM and I just believed my thesis and held until I was up like $800 |
| 💀💀💀 |
| Is it still undervalued? Got already 55 of it but thinking about selling it |
| POET on there with the -48% reminds me of the chart on a crypto trading app |
| I’m already dead |
| Mayhap you're right. |
| yeah capex will not be pretty for most of them… |
| Well that was stupid timing on my part. Took a loss on gamma 0DTE. Just means I need to 2x next time.... 😂 |
| Meta is insanely undervalued. |
| IT FUCKED AROUND ALL DAY THEN LITERALLY PUMPED TO WHERE PEOPLE PUT STOPLOSS TRADES FUCK YOU MM FA. OT |
| Sandisk will Kiss the floor like the First Rockets of musk. Aaaaaany day now |
| NFLX has murdered me |
| How lol |
| Most stocks were red today. |
| They'll do the Amazon special of just dumping your parcel and fucking out of there. |
| Better then losing |
| Rzlv |
| wtf are you okay |
| 100 TAN or URA |
| The sub was better before that. Meme stocks ,particularly you know what made this place worse. |
| Rambus.. Rambus why.. |
| RMBS AMKR took a shit in AH because earnings\n\nEdit: AMKR recovered fuck |
| lose some money then you'll feel something |
| Why not hedge? Or at least get your cost basis out. |
| Never |
| It’s called Fomoeroticia |
| That's unbelievable lol, can it hold until tmr tho 🙏 |
| Imaging paper handing the S&P. Oh wait, no need to imagine I've been doing that ffs. |
| Buy something that goes fast and you'll remember 🐥 |
| 🙂 |
| AMD |
| congratulations idiots |
| Curious what the strike/expiry was |
| This sub was better 10+ years ago when we were all trading 3x leverage Gold.. |
| Nice |
| Thats why hood stock will be much more profitable by collecting weekend commissions. |
| Your wife |
| How |
| Refocus on yourself, especially if you have the money |
| Music is the future and Apple Music is the best music streaming platform. |
| Amazon music is fairly inexpensive and get high quality no ads |
| That's every day. |
| I hope you sold yesterday |
| Any undervalued stuff to put 5.5k in? |
| What do you call the feeling you get when you sell for a massive 500% profit and then the stock keeps going up after? Because that was me today, and it feels bad man. |
| Do you have a thesis or just throwing 300k on vibes? Not judging, I have done shit on vibes too, but if you are throwing 300k, it either means you're rich, have some insider info, or extremely regarded. |
| what the hell was said on AMKR earnings that caused it to drop 10% immediately then immediately recover it all lmfao |
| https://preview.redd.it/hx5jxi3risxg1.jpeg?width=186&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e74c4b99e50b498045d2b9c5d4b3d7abf98c7190\n\n |
| It’s all meme stocks now |
| I got a feeling they'll cook but might as well take some profits |
| May has been historically bearish |
| I think you mean GAAP. |
| This isn't even SNDKs final form. Just wait until HBF comes out. |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/NotPapaElon made a bet that TSLA would go to 418.21936 within **5 days** when it was 402.134 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 20 wins and 69 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| Lost 11k today rough |
| Keep it simple. Don’t blow it. Count your money. |
| I bought it |
| Help us somebody |
| Sold ADBE and bought CAG. Charts are similar but frozen food isn't going to be replaced by AI. |
| LMAO |
| Took some profit at 12:80. Trying to buy leaps now. Sill positive on my position but lost $600. |
| I bet this guy finished college. |
| "what are your moves tomorrow"\n\nThis\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/btsjb9vnisxg1.png?width=1030&format=png&auto=webp&s=c4a7ea11eee59a5e96bee6dffa8982c74c385818 |
| Dot com bubble was a 4 year long build up before it popped |
| Congrats! You will lose it all again! |
| Did you not see CAR last week? |
| LMAO |
| Dumpster line is that way |
| The good part though is since it's manipulated and you know that then just ride the manipulated waves and get some money at least. Might as well be less poor and who cares if the market is not logical, it never will be anyway. |
| POETically a tragedy |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/ruminant-salad made a bet that SPY would go to 699.0 within **3 days** when it was 713.831 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 1 wins and 1 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| How do you think this sub stays employed? |
| How do you make money without selling? Should he just exercise now so he can diamond hands forever? |
| I mostly just believe in the dominance of semiconductor development going into the AI age and especially its implications on the world economy and national security, but also the TA looks phenomenal as of late I saw a rounded bottom spike then rounded top and historically that’s insanely bullish. Also if something hits ATH premarket I’ve noticed it generally breaks that during market hours. SPY and NVIDIA especially. Really a combination of those things. Ended up having my best trading day oat today off NVIDIA calls only. |
| Lotto POET puts made me 9K off little under $500. Rest of the port traded sideways today. Don’t even care. Don’t think there’s anything more euphoric than when the lotto plays hit.\n\nNow I wait until the crazy ER’s on Wednesday to lose it all. |
| Scalped a quick 50 out of this shitty POET stock |
| probably |
| Goddammit I wish I wasn’t too pussy to hold my NVDA 0dte. Got it at 209 and my bitch ass sold at 210 |
| Reversal inbound |
| I made $3800 , half on NVDA calls half on MSFT calls , little bit extra on my LUNR shares |
| Is this inversing yourself |
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| Got humbled on POET. |
| i know poet is a scam but i bought calls today anyways, i guess you could say im pretty silly |
| Sell calls against half of these. |
| I think I’m depressed. Port keeps going up and it just doesn’t do anything for me anymore. Why am I doing any of this? |
| You can say cock on the internet. \n\nI pray you learn how to spell one day, regard. |
| Don’t we all? |
| When I realize there are people that unironically enjoy shit like McDonalds/Wendys/etc. and looks forward to it. |
| i did 😓 |
| This is truly regarded\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/kza7yfbiisxg1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=88e83fd982e8ba61a21b0761584fbcf8cce8c101 |
| Remove brain to become good gambler |
| Feels mighty gaslighting.. down huge on both SPY puts AND USO puts |
| no crying in the casino |
| VAPORWARE EVERYWHERE |
| Chat moving so fast no one will see that I love women 😳 |
| RemindMe! 2 days |
| Bersexual |
| hvaent seen volume this low since feb 2025 highs, before the dump. i dont know what this means. probably nothing. im too broke to make any playts anyway |
| When Intel dump |
| Putting money on Jesus not returning is just a shitty HYSA |
| I can’t afford it pah |
| vm was a bit too harsh in its comments in my opinion. Maybe it’s being reprogrammed with a Mr. Rogers coding agent? |
| I’m sorry OP, but you appear to be too smart to be here.\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/8abik5qdisxg1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=828831d5a5037eaa7e3d3a379991b984fe54761d |
| Damn it! Give me that green hat! |
| Bears looking at after hours thinking tomorrow is their day |
| Idk… tough strategy |
| I’m so pissed because I was going to full port puts at open but noooooooo |
| i hope burry sold his nvidia puts |
| Earnings go everyone fired up , this is the perfect opportunity for a dumppppp |
| You gna tell him or should I? |
| Amusingly also because of expectations for a massive Tech build out of infrastructure |
| That doesn’t sound fun |
| Obviously |
| Realizing I don’t even need to play earnings for my port to swing 20% this week. Still gonna tho |
| underrated comment |
| relax, we'll have another one eventually, probably before even universal basic income |
| Because yachts or food stamps; There is no in between. |
| Not 730? |
| You must be a billionaire with that vision |
| I think you mean Gaped. |
| I'm sorry Nana, I believe you're worth $85 some day, but not this day. Shorting. |
| Damn! Brutal day for POET stock and call option owners. |
| Today's strategy was a success.\n\nDon't trade. |
| Please help me\n\nRent is due soon 🙁 |
| you can be smart as fuck and still lose money in the markets see newton |
| Same can be said for that can afford to *not* do it |
| there a some signs, that MSFT could be a little bit retard |
| This guy SECs |
| The market isn't rigged, you just keep picking poots |
| ☝️🤓 No |
| $SOXX has got to correct some more after that insane rally. |
| I'm not ghey, I'm just ber curious |
| Yup |
| You get pink eyes 🐥 |
| Silent all fuckin day then tweets up a shitstorm. |
| SNDK for me - everything else looks red like my eyes |
| lost deal with marvell |
| No one here is smarter than burry\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/3ymsjkb7isxg1.jpeg?width=869&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3a227bf1812466f3b1c1f1b151bbca97ca829b58 |
| Because their customers are paying the minimum amount on their cc debt? |
| I bought but I didn't go all in. Won't retire. 😫 |
| Lmao 😂 |
| Some of you haven't even been through a World War yet and it shows |
| Well looks like it’s already doing well for you. Best of luck. 🤞 |
| Ai: Match, JD the bodybuilder 🐥 |
| We touch 720 then back to 6’s |
| Just wait until Wednesday and full port puts that’s what I’m doing. Already in with 5 contracts at $900 and 5 and $850 for 6/1. They are going to print, the higher it runs up the more money we will make\nOn the way down. It’s a carbon copy of MU. Which in case any regards forgot, pumped to way beyond ATH in the month before earnings, blew earnings and guidance out of the water, and proceeded to dump 30% over the folllwing 3 weeks. It will literally follow that exct pattern. Free money incoming if you have the capital to buy the puts |
| The ratio makes it look like everyone's buying puts, which means the dealers may just buy a ton of shares, which pins the price. Unless there's a news-driven breakout, or some other fuckery... |
| In today's news\n\nAMD Puts = Free Money\n\nNVDA Puts = Free Your Money |
| The last time Intel hit an ATH, it was the last time the market saw an ATH for about 13 years |
| $INTC continues with absolute retard strength. Many are getting absolutely gapped |
| Retarded typa trade lol |
| Watch SNDK announce a stock split for earnings and rocket another 20% |
| false dichotomy |
| 2016 is mad. Well done |
| I’m long 4k shares thru earnings. capex guide will be significantly less than last year. They and GOOG are firing on all cylinders. |
| Everyone keeps yelling MSFT $450 so must go down |
| Its hard enough to make money here. When poet leaked the contract and it pumped, then dumped. \n\nI kinda feel bad for all the people who bought, especially the top |
| thank you for the reminder |
| kinda |
| This ‘Bubble’ turns 3 this year lmao. Bears in shambles |
| How do we do the same ? |
| Visa is gonna rip |
| Gambling is not a vice if you can afford to do it. |
| Bers thought , therefore they lose money. Simple logic, dont be a dumb ber. |
| Is there more room for POET to drop tomorrow? Big 50% surely there'll be a bounce tomorrow |
| Some people are Poets and don’t even know it. \n\nOthers are cucks who buy the top and whine in the daily thread when they’re liquidated. |
| Well now's your chance |
| Why |
| You don’t and you can. |
| Probably smells like regard |
| feels like the advancements are just baked into the expectations at this point |
| I’ve got 10 720c for Friday. Wednesday is a make or break for me |
| Why? What do you think this company is going to be worth? |
| Already 3k running up in 1 freaking year. Crazy |
| Don’t listen to this guy. \n\nScared money don’t make money! |
| Is an overnight gap up too much to ask?? |
| volume today is crazy low. i dont know if this is bullish or bearish. |
| Haha my bro Theta I been there |
| NVDA decided to pump up 4% today just like that |
| If I have insider news about a small cap am I allowed to act on it |
| Anything goes typa trade |
| It’s puts |
| What was the ratio? |
| Me |
| Had POET leaps that were up 500% on Friday close. Fucking got out with a 80% gain today instead of 500. |
| Haha fucking so what |
| When I rolled that way I just played it in a web browser tab. The Ad blocker would block all the ads. |
| YES! CDNS lowered EPS guidance. Should be good to moon now |
| Fullporting MSFT |
| NVDA adding 200b marketcap like nothing today. |
| Touch your beehole and rub your eyes 🐥 |
| oh my god the FBI is here to arrest me for domestic terrorism |
| The ratio makes it look like everyone's buying puts, which means the dealers may just buy a ton of a shares, which pins the price. Unless there's a news-driven breakout, or some other fuckery... |
| ATHs have historically been great times to buy stocks just don't catch the final ATH |
| Still need a crazy +5% SPY day |
| Puts to call ratio on SPY |
| That last red candle that dipped below the SPY opening 5 minute high took out my stop loss right before the explosion to ATH 🙁 \n\nWould have been a nice start to the week I am sad. \n |
| Does anyone feel like AI progress has stalled? |
| Often foolish to act on the unknown. |
| OMER |
| LOL, I caught that first drop this morning and made $150, 3 0DTE's, out in about 4 minutes. |
| And if it goes down 20? |
| Tomorrow |
| haven’t pooped in 3 days and just let a silent one rip in a packed sauna |
| Money is your golden goose, and it lays golden eggs that hatch in to more golden geese. \n\nThe stock market is your bird pen. |
| Antitrust issue for the IPO, from which $MSFT will make a bundle. Not a bad deal. Necessary. |
| Remember gamblers, buy high sell low. |
| Yikes amkor calls not it |
| As someone who holds zero risk on this choice I say hold them all! 😂 |
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| META 750c this week? |
| Say no more regard |
| you can do whatever you want as long as you believe in yourself. |
| Only like 80$ though |
| Who buys fake internet money instead of equities? |
| Hood holders, get in the car, regards! Jk market god, I didn't mean to count my chickens |
| Truly believe msft is going to pump to 450 this week, so debating puts 😂 |
| I did did not end well |
| music was my first love and it will be my last. |
| That's literally the gov's job, never end the trick |
| oddly on URA made some |
| Valid |
| Just ripped a noxious fart my eyes are watering |
| 750 by Wednesday yuuuuur |
| Now you tell us. |
| market has priced ln infinite money by the fed |
| It didn’t tho |
| Sale that shite |
| Fire bro love to hear it, what moves? |
| this apple dip was a set up for earnings rocket, I got calls for 1 week after the report but they're gonna curb stomp the esp between Neo and 17 sales and I think Tim wanted to leave knowing he had a record qtr.. thats the thesis, everyone who goes apple never looks backle. |
| #SNDK going to $5000 a share LMAO🤌 |
| Nasdaq finished red. Bulls run out of money? |
| Uncle Sam is coming |
| Hold into earnings. Then sell in the morning |
| Learn to take profit I must. |
| why are 0dte so attractive |
| Get bigger, get richer 🐥 |
| Time to turn it into 1k tomorrow |
| https://preview.redd.it/d1g3astjhsxg1.jpeg?width=1320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dcb5e1053140d658ab23dde501965d4546898e0e\n\nBear: I've got you! |
| #im not gay but I could fuk these ber for the rest of my life |
| Do I have to pay quarterly taxes on options gains or can I wait till next April to pay it all at once??? |
| I loaded up on SOFI puts into earnings. Please pull back 🙏🏻 |
| Shorts |
| who is not. too cheap |
| Vibe code OIL! |
| They started cracking down on student memberships recently. Hard to say whether people will cancel or just eat the higher price to keep their playlists and such |
| Sndk 1300 eow at this rate |
| Skill issue |
| I mean it was a V recovery |
| This week will pay for my Bahamas trip on everything 😤😤😤 Turing 1k to 6k |
| no problem, happy to help! |
| dont be dumb with it \n\nyou could be a poster child of how you can make it work \n\nit only works if you compound it though \n\ninvest in a trade skill, rinse and repeat |
| Holy shit. Good luck brother. |
| you can just turn off the bell |
| lmfao ofc Google gets fucked meanwhile Nvidia and all the "shovel" merchants are soaring into the close\n\nDoesnt make sense |
| Diamond handing unh till its 600 |
| it went up kinda vertically |
| wasn't Nokia dying??? the fuck happened\n\n |
| Michael Burry needs prolapse surgery |
| AI will solve our oil situation. no doubt about it . |
| Is that all? 🐥 |
| steel producers with a P/E of 28. |
| Skill issue |
| holy shit |
| This year has already been an exact mirror image of 2025.\n\n \nWe've already experienced our completely pointless March/April correction due to Dumbfuck acting like Dumbfuck.\n\n \nNow it's time to mindlessly Insanity Wolf pump 20-30% until October. |
| c’est horrible vraiment triste pour toi |
| It's as satisfying to me as, uh, coming is, you know? As, ah, having sex with a woman and coming. And so can you believe how much I am in heaven? I'm getting the feeling of coming at home, I'm getting the feeling of coming when I pump up, when I check my portfolio I get the same feeling, so I am coming day and night. |
| Dead poets society or something idk |
| MU going to hit 1T before June at this rate |
| Have any of your last options plays ever actually made any money? |
| Safer to play options on NVDA IMO |
| Winter isn't coming |
| No one is in Corning GLW for tomorrow? |
| Who is buying NVDA at these levels?? |
| Will never buy an option again. Congrats you fuckers have officially made this shit so obvious that im no longer falling for it lmao! |
| I love being rewarded for coming up in my head some magical numbers. |
| The Cape Shiller ratio is hovering at 40.\n\nThe last time we saw this was before the dot com crisis..\n\nBut calls it is! |
| Lock in gainz bruv nfa |
| No, no butt 🌽! |
| Where do we watch? 🐥 |
| earning calls are coming lol |
| SNDK stilll pumping ah holy pepperoni |
| I wish you would have told me sooner. I would have placed puts. |
| I used his services a couple of times already. It was mid tho. |
| Pls $HOOD doing something good. |
| I have never seen NVDA start this early with it's price per share going up this fast before earnings or is it just me |
| There is a short coin etf. Regularly moves 40% in a day |
| enjoy the life while you can lil bro you'll miss dashing and dota |
| Taco 🌮 Tuesday! Burrito 🌯 Barron! |
| #TLDR\n\n---\n\n**Ticker:** EFOR\n\n**Direction:** Up\n\n**Prognosis:** Buy June $25 Calls\n\n**Strategy:** Mimic corporate insider buying during periods of high volume and volatility to catch a 30-45 day mean reversion. \n\n**BMI Options Market:** Dumb. |
| Remember meta verse? Lol me neither |
| solid -64.36% day for me gang 🚬🗿 |
| Both Lowes and Home Depot sell rope in a wide array of styles. I recommend something soft and silky, yet still strong. |
| Fuck it. 725c for Friday |
| I put like 10% of my money into oil options today |
| Actually an interesting game theory question. Obviously the fixer would want to be on the side with the lowest odds, so they increase their payout, but that means the amount they'd need to spend to fix it would likely be higher. So you'd have to calculate all that to guess which side the fixer would bet on (assuming there's even enough capital in RH contracts to make it worth fixing). |
| This is actually wild as fuck \n\nLiterally a years worth of pumping equivalent to a bull market any other year within a month |
| Doomers, ironically, on suicide watch. |
| I won’t learn anything, I will continue to live and die by the coin toss. But thanks ig? |
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| just let go of some of my heaviest bags, time to make it back. HOORAH FUCK YEA |
| The news gets worse and worse and the market gets higher and higher |
| Stupid ass fucking day |
| Too many ATHs. \n\nPretty sure we'll get another one after Wesnesday |
| Wait they finally have a short SNDK ETF. Time to lose 20% in a day |
| All you had to do was buy SNDK last year to retire early and secure financial freedom |
| No, but my wife's brother-in-law worked at Berkshire Hathaway. Unfortunately it was not as an executive at a financial powerhouse \n\nHe was laid off from his near-minimum wage job at the textile company Warren bought, as jobs went south before going overseas later. |
| #IM TIRED BOSS |
| The type of day where you wake up at 12:45 don't know what to buy |
| ber r retard |
| Sell the ones with over 100% gain and keep the rest. |
| how did you set up that feature? |
| What a boring day |
| Just no volume today. Not sure what to think of this |
| READ MY LIPS\n\nI AM NOT A BEROPHILE |
| (MSOS casually goes up 60ish% in 4 weeks). It's only the beginning! |
| JFC.. is he really going to taco on Tuesday again? |
| Poet wiped out half port |
| Baggies and hopium |
| Reality, hopefully |
| THE WORST PART IS THAT WE CANNOT DO ANYTHING TO STOP THIS MANIPULATION. IT’S GETTING REALLY DISGUSTING. WE ARE TOO SMALL AND THEY ARE TOO RICH |
| when is earnings? |
| Drill team 6 showed up as time expired and clipped half the party |
| watch again |
| Remind myself to turn volume off work computer, so when closing bell rings, my co-workers dont laugh at me. |
| look at their point of view. maybe the ayatollah is gaming the market as well. |
| Ditto |
| Money doesn't grow on trees, it grows on the stock market |
| I accidentally full ported $11.50 Nokia calls for May 1st-8th. Help |
| calls |
| Haha I went and looked and I don’t know, there is more open interest in puts but it’s a really low volume stock so it might be nothing or maybe you are right, they consistently beat earnings expectations but are there that many people that will notice an earnings win? But it is beaten up for no reason right now, down 7 the last week |
| Do I just all in on META calls for ER? |
| Solid bearish close, wow |
| How do I follow you |
| 60, unemployed, homeless, + cruising in my Ferrari doing nothing, watching my AI stocks growing at grass pace |
| Just closed around $5.14 and it's ONLY THE BEGINNING! |
| VM, should i dca in the vix |
| AMKR calls |
| Happy POET day 🥳 |
| AVEX… and I thought it was already dead. Gee.. |
| another day, another ATH 🤷🏻♂️ |
| Hahaha bro I know it’s funny you say that! I was like oh shit I gotta buy some SPY to at least confirm my thesis right, but I had a few NVIDIA calls that were tanking so I’m like I’ll chill for now. But the cool part is I still kind of benefited from the thesis because NVIDIA was also up ATH premarket, and it ended up fucking rocketing I almost made $800 today with that, think I ended up $600 tho which is definitely not bad. But yeah I FOMOd into some later and made maybe like $50 lmaoooo. I’m pissed that I didn’t just double down or full port on that thesis, could’ve tripled my account easily. But what did I say bro😂 it’s the strangest thing but it kind of makes sense, I wonder if we can go 5/5? Did you get in? |
| I got oil puts msft calls and spy lotto puts. I’m such a regard |
| That’s what I thought I was doing. Lol. People just don’t understand the market and how it works and moves. Instinct tells them to jump on the first thing they see moving with out regard to the overall market sentiment and circumstances. \n You live and hopefully if you are lucky enough learn I suppose |
| This Sandisk piece of junk just can’t be up that much lmao |
| YouTube premium gives you ad free videos and YouTube music for free. |
| Teradyne gonna gap up yet again on earnings. As free money as sandisk. |
| Criminy what was that ending? |
| Too many puts being bought. We are going a lot higher |
| SNDK 1070 lmao |
| puts for friday seems to obv |
| Goddamit. Dipped some more. |
| I have 1300 LCID shares @ 8.31 average and 500 LCDL at .9207 and I wake up to red every fucking day. Luckily, all of my other stocks are up to balance out my current loss of about $3,290. I just pray for some sort of earnings salvation, but I highly doubt it'll help. |
| Who made money today?\n\nCome on, don't be shy |
| > Everyone doesn’t realize the “war” that Iran is waging is keeping the strait closed\n\nBoth sides are keeping the strait closed. Iran needs oil flowing about as much as the rest of us do. Their economy is in terrible shape, they need oil revenue to function |
| DNUT holding this level with oil up means something I don’t know what but something |
| So Skynet is trying to take out the competition already. |
| Lmao christ what is this ending? |
| APLD AND ASTS CALLS FOR FRIDAY. WINDOW LICKING SEQUENCE ENGAGED |
| Up and down up and down |
| I just went all in because everything I buy tanks good luck everyone else |
| Theta always gets the last laugh lol |
| Thanks for the insight. |
| VIX keeps going down but the market looks like dogshit |
| Wait tell me |
| SOXL 175 end of week |
| Finally green ytd but my ass hurts |
| yet you kissed every dude in this room |
| Holy shit .. bro you won. What the hell are you asking ? Checkout and run |
| Over what time frame? \n\nEither fix your expectations (get rich immediately) or what you trade, indexes vs single names. |
| rambus calls cause it’s got RAM in the name |
| breaking news: bers r ghey |
| Chasing it down? |
| I love women and you know it! |
| And Icarus flies closer to the sun. |
| Holding $30k in shares |
| Green once again, as always. Mr Gorbachev break down these fucking circuit breakers so we can hit SPY1200 |
| Just bought $KO calls who thinks we have great earnings |
| Another day of low volume nonsense. |
| Already up a lot, sell at least some of it and roll the dice with what you are ok with losing. \n\nIt’s already gone up in anticipation of everything you have said. It either misses and dives or does what people are hoping for and it doesn’t change much but the option price itself may drop because you don’t have some volatile event like earnings boosting its price… |
| Intc puts |
| LMAO |
| it’s puts right ? |
| Who chased POET? |
| Bought some may 1 722 calls.. what can possibly go wrong? 🤣🤣 |
| > premiums juiced to fuck on SPY etc despite microscopic intraday moves\n\n> low of day is $4.29, high is $5.65 on a fucking FD that's at the money\n\nMarket Maker is fucking you and laughing all the way to the bank. |
| I did hire someone to help me with that but she didn't take an FSA card |
| Who's here for the insider candles at the close? |
| Still worked for a dead cat bounce today but not holding overnight. |
| Thanks bro! |
| pure psychosis |
| Today could have been an email\n\nAn email saying "fuck you" to me, personally. |
| Will Amazon make a run this week? |
| Corn doing a 1k flash drop not once but twice over the last 24 hours not alarm you? Well it should |
| Anyone bought CLS before earnings? |
| BREAKING: Trump drops Iran from talks; will negotiate directly with Hormuz. "If the price is right, a Hormuz will give you anything you want." |
| The wait for after hours Wednesday is killing me |
| BREAKING: Eminem runs over POET, dragging stock for 8 miles. |
| No, I have calls. It will flatline |
| tomorrow i will jorken the peanits |
| 🤡 |
| 👏🏽 🔥 |
| wouldn't you like to know |
| 🐥 |
| MSOS |
| NFLX green tomorrow |
| Imagine playing MSFT 0DTEs instead of TSLA\n\n\nCouldn't be me |
| gay |
| SPY 700 tomorrow |
| get your calls 3 minutes left taco Tuesday is upon us... |
| you early bitch |
| Second |
| Because I’ve been using it nonstop for 16 years and had nothing but a pleasant experience. \n\nIt’s not perfect but what is? |
| I am sorry - “Spotify team up with Pelaton to launch global fitness hub”. Sounds like a slow death |
| sir, red is forbidden. |
| First |
| How did POET not fall further? It's still way up in it's mid rally range. |
| It’s time to buy calls again unsung hero |
| DID NVIDIA FIND THE CURE TO CANCER? HOLY |
| You have roughly 150k in gains. I'd secure 100 and let the other 50 ride. |
| can tell people are worried about earnings |
| More inflation = more money = higher stonks . ez math |
| Oh, I don't get them for that price, I was just taking an educated guess about /u/Jemmani22's rates. |
| probs maybe idk |
| it's a yes |
| Petition to nuke NFLX, trash stock. |
| Music will still be there in the future, but your calls and money won't be lmao |
| This goes hard! A lot of good stocks tank before earnings.. this stock has been tanking massively in the past year but the chart looks like it could get a random bounce! |
| Cooked af welcome to Wendy’s |
| Made me touch myself |
| 2029 gonna slap my balls |
| Such as...? |
| every fucking stock i have is crashing even ones that were up 10 percent or more at open |
| No doubt, just wanted to see what you’re thoughts were on it |
| 28m volume n spy, 3:55pm … ghost town. |
| Yeah YouTube red is fire |
| See you in 2 years in las vegas and in 5 years under the bridge |
| I havent seen it around in a few days. It must be broken already. |
| NVDA is so undervalued. Analysts saying it’s a $270 stock. Why is it only $215? |
| music is the future? wtf :D:D |
| No I know I’m just saying what turbulent swings today |
| That wasn’t a rhetorical question someone tell me if I’m regarded on $LOAR earnings calls |
| spy to 800 is the goal of the week |
| Oh no! |
| it will |
| yes, lots |
| ik, I was just tired of seeing my account zigzag 4 months straight. probably will wait for a good entry |
| Look at the put-to-call ratio. |
| Helpppp 725 calls yes or no can't decide |
| I love how everything is so cringe right now |
| SPX can be funny at times when the bid ask spread widens and you can tell someone is scrambling to sell their contracts. |
| You may never have to find out |
| Sure thing buddy drop in housing prices are just around the corner ! |
| True |
| “AMZN crushed after hours - earnings only beat guidance by 25%” |
| Hell yes it is |
| At least MCD took a dump today.. otherwise 😔 |
| I think it will |
| Microsoft wants to close red so bad |
| Now that I sold my MSFT calls, it will proceed to absolutely rip on earnings. You're welcome |
| broke |
| Dead poet society |
| LoOks DuMPy says a retarded bear in thsi chat |
| I'm gonna wait a year on buying a house there's no way every market doesn't drop |
| Wonder how I'll learn to trade with accurate un-fudged econimic data? 🐥 |
| If you have to ask, it’s time to take at least some off the table |
| This is absolutely gonna change how much more money aws will make! Openai models is TOTM for every single customer conversation. |
| Fuck. 2 week out ITM SPY puts? |
| Drill team 6 showing up right before last call |
| Love those buggers. Hope they survive the coming apocalypse. |
| It’s definitely better to wait until Q3 until the full acquisition CoolIt for the AI play but I’m an impatient regard who wants to get in “early”, better if they mention AI. \nWorst case scenario I become a long time investor anyways. |
| March was the best buying month of this year. You just missed out. How can you call yourself outperforming the S&P 500 index again? |
| 😂🤦♂️🫡 |
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| Maybe Mr. Orange will say or do something F'd up that should help. |
| Can’t trade from the office |
| Good luck bro |
| Even if you buy spy at like 650 youre making garbage returns on the etf itself imo. Its just a premium eater index now. Thats all that matters to them now i think. 650 to 715 is 9%. Thats trash unless youre a boomer |
| NVDA ONLY KNOWS ONE HOW TO GO ONE DIRECTION AND THATS UP🚀🚀🚀 |
| brother youtube music is the new wave sorry |
| DJT typically goes up after an event. I’m just following the patterns. |
| that's good at least you'll lose your money slowly |
| the fact there were no tweets today admit peace talks going well means there will be a news dump\n\n!banbet spy 705 48 hours |
| Fuck this shit. Time to dca into vti and chill. This is so focking stupid |
| https://preview.redd.it/k1p3l59xfsxg1.png?width=1194&format=png&auto=webp&s=3a93ece0d5ae7fa7fe474029cc4f973fe02ba0ee\n\n |
| Even Steven |
| That strawberry wrapper stuff? Best candy out there. |
| >REEVES MULLS 1-YR RENT FREEZE ON PRIVATE SECTOR HOMES: GUARDIAN\n\n✅️ |
| their entire earnings hinges on whether ICE ads contract didn’t cause too many unsubscribes |
| oh boy those big earning gonna be exciting . surely one of those Mag7 will hit the -20% . |
| NVDA🚀🚀🚀 |
| it's working hard to serve man |
| Yes |
| Take profits my man |
| I wanna buy 715p months out |
| I was, and cashed out. Although I missed 60% additional upside |
| whenever the crash for all this garbage occurs i wonder how extreme the volatility explosion will be |
| msft with that sloppy finish to red |
| Who’s got the balls to play HOOD earnings? |
| too much green iran is about to fuck it up |
| 30% raise enough to give up remote job? |
| Hey vm why have you forsaken me? You are supposed to serve humans |
| The one time I played calls, spy dumped to 630 |
| Kangaroo day |
| I’m too cheap for Spotify premium but 90% of the ads I get on Spotify are for Spotify premium so… that’s probably not great |
| Buzzer beater coming |
| Trying to find the post where the YOLO'd everything on this |
| Is AMZN or UBER buying SERV??? |
| SPY 725 calls 2dte yes or no? |
| Pumped the breaks on that pump |
| Tweet in the AH |
| Sandisk keep running this week? |
| Sour hour in my port |
| Well yeah, of course I downvoted him, he only wants to share his gains with u/Emergency_ad_332 and not the rest of us! Fuck this guy! |
| same lol |
| Why is amzn doing shit |
| Oklo getting touched by daddy Jensen is the signal I needed to get back in. |
| OOf good luck |
| The market is unstoppable. Buying puts is a death wish, just buy calls on the dips\n\n |
| Amd got dumped to buy NVDA haha |
| Volume is low, spirits are lower. |
| Thank god I’m short and we ended green, I would not want my position to be associated with such dog shit volume |
| Tomorrow for sure |
| This is how you turn green to red. |
| VM left chat |
| not mines\n\n |
| I made a profit selling SPY puts today. |
| Only stupid people thinking AGI was near, stupid and those easily influenced, a lot of the top AI researchers said AGI with current methods is not possible. |
| I have some msft donno if I should hold after last earnings neither |
| That is standard procedure for AI companies and would normally mean another 100% this week, so try again |
| and if it goes up like 10%? |
| HAHA we are closing at ATH fk u bers |
| 665s bought this morning tomorrow expy.\n\nThey’ve been getting hammered by theta all day, QQQ chart is shit today |
| Omg don’t be dumb. Take some off |
| Tomorrow is no taco Tuesday |
| Will my POET 15c I bought last week print? They expire Friday |
| yikes and good luck |
| Sell and put 50k back imo |
| power hour everywhere but my port, I guess |
| Just wish i bought more lmao. Sitting at a 59% gain on my position YKTV |
| ITM Puts for Friday ? SPY? |
| See my comment below lol: \n\nAll my options are at most +3.8% up and mostly negative lol. |
| He is changing the name from ICE agents to Nice agents 😂😂😂😂 |
| Greediest pump I’ve ever seen |
| Do you really think there is anyone left at CRA to check your TFSA after the massive layoffs they did? |