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| Is the AI trade dead? 2 months ago this shit was supposed to be "revolutionary" and "change the world", now all I see is bearishness from mainstream media, NVDA came down 15% hasn't recovered, all of the other AI high-beta names have come down 40-60% in a literal month and haven't recovered. WTF CHANGED??? |
| If you don’t have a plan B, might I suggest a loaded pistol? |
| I hate that stock more than life itself |
| Time to print your resume |
| My kids were born with jobs |
| Money printing go brrrr |
| show me the money or gtfo |
| spy can take a 50% hit.. or more\n\nyou need to do research before you buy, then think about it for 7 days then buy. |
| I never thought I'd find myself rooting for Warsh but I'll take him over Hassett |
| what bulls next week see when the BOJ rate hike drops, evaporating their ports.\n\n[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YPW\_HeOHA1E](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YPW_HeOHA1E) |
| The economy is in the shitter, can't keep pretending anymore. |
| Just quit and trade Stonks bro |
| I bought SPXW 6900 calls for 15 December. Will it print? |
| Calls for Monday . |
As more efficient chips could possibly result in millions of square feet of empty data-center infrastructure being built, “funding this tech investment is exactly what you should fear as a credit investor,” he said in an interview. “Funding speculation in one of the tightest markets in history isn’t a recipe for success.” \n Bloomberg - Are you a robot? www.bloomberg.com  archive.is archive.is |
| Loss aversion is a bitch |
| Man I hope so |
| bro a moth just flew out of my pantry. Im hungry with no money |
| But...but....JPow |
| You see the market had already priced in the rate cut and now that it's been officially announced they have started pricing in the hyper-inflation that will result from it |
| Chat are we cooked? |
| My kids are getting jobs for Christmas |
| Its going be a bloody by next Friday nvda will prob hit 140 |
| Ready to find out how overleveraged on the carry trade the banks and institutions actually are? |
| with the right macro sure... end of war in ukraine would do it. |
| 😂 |
| #Today was the first day of 2025-2026 market crash LMAO🤌 |
| U sound like a flippin twat. I just in high beta plays with atm calls. So my portfolio vola is pretty high but still up 70k ytd. I did a 3x. I just got greedy this week. I felt like a professional degen making so much money this year. But karma or smth today. |
| Works for me every time. I lose more than I win, but the full porting does work. |
| Bers weren’t stupid enough to hold their puts over the weekend right |
| Sorry hunny, \nWe’re having sleep for dinner again. |
| Also...market crash |
| Longjumping_Steak724 loves fat hogs. |
| >Trump says Kevin Warsh is at top of Fed chair candidate list, president should be consulted on rates.\n\n>Previously considered on Trump’s short list but not the favorite, Warsh, a former Fed governor himself, apparently ingratiated himself further following an interview Wednesday with the president.\n\n>“Yes, I think he is,” Trump told the paper when asked if Warsh was at the top, according to an account posted Friday afternoon.\n\n>“Typically, that’s not done anymore. It used to be done routinely. It should be done,” he said. “I’m a smart voice and should be listened to.”\n\nAt the end of the day whichever Kevin it is, both will be very dovish. |
| The latter |
| When that one shitty thing happens at work right before you were about to leave and now you can't enjoy your weekend fully. |
| 1 year market recap: Flat as fuck for 2 months, OMG we’re crashing the global economy for 2 months, rally of a lifetime for 6 months, flat as fuck for 2 months. |
| Just delete the app |
| Yes almost certainly |
| Understatement of the week |
| How are people way too greedy holding AMZN shares? |
| So just another day at the office |
| https://preview.redd.it/takme5nxmu6g1.png?width=387&format=png&auto=webp&s=856d20a496ee9836717973b009169b5d6c58af91 |
| Shiny rocks gang tells me it's priced in silver. |
| Yes it can, but one needs to weigh the advantages and disadvantages |
| That's correct |
| https://preview.redd.it/7ccgjakumu6g1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2638966442d77a474de37936a7b1afdc158912aa |
| i would've been ok selling CCs, but i'd rather take the profits. 😀 |
| \-$57k here. NBIS and HOOD mainly. |
| Does the war 🥭 ended today count as 1 or 2? |
| That best buy chick is hawt |
| Hike the rates and let the unwinding begin. Big lots ready to place. Everything you hold is priced in YEN. |
| People are like "we're done with AI so we're selling NVDA. The real future is in Robots so we're buying TSLA. Which definitely don't use any NVDA chips. Surely not." |
| https://preview.redd.it/1ktrdyiqmu6g1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=97cf3a43e67519376953ffd9bd3405104c6c11ee |
| Would’ve been all fine if it wasn’t for ORCL and AVGO shitting the bed |
| Is hood buying bull? |
| I hope so. My calls have a week and got wrecked today big time |
| I have $200,000 to buy this dip. But I probably won’t buy anything because I’ll be waiting for a -20% that won’t come. |
| just look at max pain and buy a 0dte for Max Pain (Put/Call) easy money... there is no SEC anymore they don't have to hide it. |
| Hire bankruptcy attorney |
| I think we are just gonna be very jittery until there is a bigger more drawn out correction. \n\nNormally down 150 bp is a pretty big deal but, things are so bouncy right now we just have to get used to it |
| My portfolio did not change significantly. Did not notice that something special happens today. |
| Zoo lights 2X long ETF? |
| It’s not even 2026 yet fuck-gard |
| Paywall? |
| Next december |
| Rumor rumor trump schedule 3 rumor, difference this time is washington post is the source and apparently they have sources?\n\n\nWhat I want to know is who is their sources sources source. |
| Have you tried just full porting? |
| I'll get paid for it.\n\nWait, doesn't getting paid to own weed break rules in some states?\n\nWe are living in a clown world. |
| His ports 100 dollars is why |
| 8% and im sobbing |
| I was of the opinion that there would be a downturn in 2026 but im starting to think differently. T just said he wants rates to be 1% or less and that will be the mandate of the next fed chair. Next year there will be more deregulation, QE, stimules checks, and god knows what else they have up their sleeves to juice the economy. |
| What |
| That's net profit, well done. I shouldn't touched the market today as well.. |
| this is a grinch rally |
| need to get it up another 6.3% |
| This girl I used to pork stopped banging me because she felt in danger when we’d fuck after a bad trading day |
| Hopefully Monday |
| 365 days ish |
| This comment is better then my "take me gnome tonight" gaudy Christmas sweater and that thing claps |
| She’ll know something’s wrong when you ask her to spoon you tonight. |
| There is no "zig zag" option strategy for this market. Diagonal was doing ok but they somehow broke that too. I got nothing in the tool box for these patterns |
| So happy I worked for free today, thanks nasdaq. |
| again? so soon? |
| It’s been a steal for weeks. When will it stop |
| Hot take: Silent Hill F was just ahead of the game when they showed their main character popping Tylenol’s\n\n*Curb your Enthusiasm theme* |
| GOOG gonna pump all year, no doubt in my mind. |
| You missed the boat 25 years ago... |
| https://preview.redd.it/bmnlm3u1mu6g1.png?width=310&format=png&auto=webp&s=3788900c6e5c24a7ceed3f478ed78df06e7e19a9 |
| Is it too much to ask for just two green day’s in a row so I can exit positions? Down 5% up 5% all week for me. |
| bruh ruined my week |
| There was worse real, fud a few weeks ago and it bounced from 169 so don’t think it’s gonna go down that low. |
| When does the Santa rally start |
| Glad I didn’t buy NBIS |
| I don't know. I see it as my fault. Why complain and cry. Just get back on the horse. Why am I motivating myself idk |
| Lol i mean another etf |
| SMCI should rip next week..way oversold..micron earnings and their leadership is a bunch if grifters and scammers which is as American as it gets these days.. 🚀🚀 |
| WINNING |
| There’s about a million 80 year old salary men that said this in the early 90’s |
| A lot of motivated sellers…. |
| At this point wondering if heroine could cure my screen addiction. |
| No, seriously, the whole market is down, not just us. |
| Any yet again, Tesla... |
| Towards my mortgage. Almost paid it off |
| paper loss ain't no loss |
| Thanks. I have you down for 2027 for BRK deployment 🤝 |
| What a piss week |
| It's not designed for that.. |
| very possible, I'll play bull / bear / bull / bear all year... already getting better at it. |
| It is Christmas. Go see some zoo lights or something |
| Sure, if Disney wasn’t using this as an opportunity to test and feed AI data about its characters so they can generate content and limit the number of animators it needs in order to pump out more content |
| “My day was fine” I’ll say to my wife soon instead of “our account lost $94k today” |
| we exchanged pics in 2021. its fine. I'm sure neither of us have aged since. |
| burry has 50k puts at 50$ strike on PLTR for 2027. But u go ahead |
| And he didn't age well, either |
| Collapse didn't happen for years. Even then it split into two empires and that even lasted for way longer than I could possibly ever long date a put |
| Also remember their expensive purchase )I think $30 billion) of Cerner years ago hasn’t gone anywhere. Many healthcare customers are leaving Cerner for EPIC. |
| Blockfolio....2017 crypto was fun🤌 |
| Imagine if the vix heads back to 60 for Christmas. Total vibe shift |
| AVGO leaps does not equal peace |
| ^^steal ^^the ^^dog |
| If Crypto crashes you're COOKED broski |
| vienesse oyster** 😏 |
| Banks know how much they're issuing and don't necessarily have faith in them |
| I know just saying , weird entry if you were waiting for something |
| This is the answer, it’s a test run to see how well AI can generate characters and content |
| Gonna spend the weekend looking for something to do other than spx next week. These market makers are very anti-option at the moment to a degree which i havent seen in some time. The way it is moving is so strange. |
| So who is cat-fishing who? |
| why do you sound proud? cry bro, I won't judge you |
| How are you guys spending your put money |
| "Level 3 Fibre Railroad" refers to the use of fiber optic cables, often installed along railway rights-of-way by telecom companies like the former Level 3 Communications (now Lumen), for high-speed data transmission and advanced railroad monitoring (Distributed Acoustic Sensing - DAS) to detect track issues like broken rails or dragging equipment, utilizing existing infrastructure for safety and efficiency. |
| Stay in nd sleep or Friday after hours? |
| I'm holding because the market still looks fine overall. It looked like profit taking rather than anything scarier. \n\nThe only risk here is if NFLX does something stupid and gets into a bidding war. They should just chill and let WBD decide which offer to take. \n\nI'm curious, why do you think I should sell? Your reasoning. |
| yeah but he has a fat hog and he's rich |
| https://preview.redd.it/v4j19mzflu6g1.png?width=1812&format=png&auto=webp&s=38f665a92c52bccfb6a50b02dbf9cab915f1b290 |
| Vietnam 🦪 thing or nah ? |
| capital just moving from speculative to not speculative. Its gonna be a thing for a while. AI is getting a tougher and tougher litmus test thrown at it by the month. |
| The “compare launch MSRP vs launch rental rate” lens is useful, but it’s only part of the story.\n\nI'm looking at today’s economics. I.e. what people actually paid for H100/A100 hardware vs what they can rent it out for now . See my other comments where I did the math using today's rates. \n\nIf older GPUs naturally drift cheaper as H200/Blackwell arrive that’s fine ONLY if the owner has largely paid down the original capex. The problem is a lot of this gear was bought in the last 1-3 years at peak pricing during the VC spending spree via these providers. \n\nWhen rental rates get pushed down toward or below full cycle breakeven while the loans are still outstanding, the age doesn’t save you. it just means you’re servicing yesterday’s gear / capex with today’s compressed cash.\n\nIn that sense falling H100/A100 rental prices are a red flag. They show current supply/demand and ROI pressure on recent purchases, not just a normal generational price.\n\nAnd it’s not like most of this gear was bought for cash. Look at the public disclosures from the AI infra players we CAN see. CoreWeave has raised well over $10B in secured debt facilities for GPUs and data centers, and Oracle AI build out is explicitly tied to a debt load north of $100B.\n\nThat’s before even getting into Nvidia‑linked financing and co‑signed deals. This isn’t a clean, pay as you go upgrade cycle. It's a lot of leverage that only works if rental economics hold up...which right now they don't seem to be at all. It looks more like scalp demand padding Nvidia’s books than durable, self funding infrastructure...and that can only run so long before the financing and ROI math collide and investors get wise to all of this. |
| You’re were correct. Unbelievable. |
| Doing OT now, stay ahead of the curve. |
| hes kinda youre only option besides that stalker |
| Not cool man posting about me like that in public. |
| I don't think a lot of people understand how similar the current Silicon Valley/VC sphere is to pre-collapse Rome/Greece\n\nIt's a bunch of wealthborn yuppies taking drugs and regurgitating contemporary philosophy at each other at orgy parties and then barking orders down to their employee peons during the business week |
| Let's make a contest about who is down the most today. \nI start.\nI am down a quarter. -25% \nAnd I'm not even crying |
| your ass is raw in more ways than one already bb |
| Curses! |
| So why did everything go big down today? |
| Yes my hopium says so |
| You’ll never recover from this. God bless you. |
| He talks in 3rd person lol |
| Absolutely reamed today. But that’s because 10% of my port is OKLO |
| I know it just angers me as someone who reads balance sheets lol i can’t turn off my brain |
| spank me |
| Do we have a gambling problem? |
| U think so? Lol idk bro |
| You do know that this is just 🎃 blabbering. He says this every year and then it crashes |
| It was 140 like 2 days ago |
| SCHD? |
| Did you pay more for it ? |
| My kids getting jobs for Christmas |
| Been a stressful day |
| https://preview.redd.it/9yg4n4s2lu6g1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b1763559a531969656922e5f12bb7e7f8a77d5e7 |
| Wow i did excellent picking goon out of all of these (picked meta too but it doesn’t count) |
| 🫡 |
| Same applies to bonds |
| Damn this week was a damn roller coaster first thing ath then we crash and burn twice! |
| I am down a quarter today haha (-25%) |
| Did you not watch The Office |
| My ytd chart looks like a roller coaster. But happy to say I'm up over 400%, |
| I had a $4.00 limit for the $686 I placed at open. So yeah, i wouldnt of sold the peak- regardless, bought calls out of rage and blew it all up |
| I think today was a minor dump so the big boy MMs can scoop up the shares for cheap before the santa rally |
| going on a date with u/cashflow_ |
| Nope. I’m counting on the CannabisBroBagholders to run this thing up some next week before the sell off. |
| You're really trying to make sense of TSLA? Where have you been the last few years step bro? 🤌 |
| wow every fintwit furu is screaming buy. i really do not have enough puts |
| Go to the food court at the mall and shout it out as loud as you can. |
| Its just a gully |
| wtf happened to weed stocks today?! 😳😳😳 |
| Just don't, what's the worst that could happen? |
| https://preview.redd.it/fci7uzttku6g1.png?width=3000&format=png&auto=webp&s=1009866ea726fd135def8ccbb815b09093f5aea4 |
| Well patience paid off if not I though we’d recover by end of day. |
| Brutal |
| This is some S-tier meme format right here\n\nYall fools better put some respect on your comments |
| and now these guys will buy more goog. |
| lol. Right your retard was the good one. This is another reason why I wouldn't bet against us, look how stupid our population is and it doesn't even matter. |
| Monday is gonna rip after a -1% |
| Christmas is cancelled bro |
| ive been smokin weed erday since covid. bearish |
| Or by telling it to make you a poem |
| Dollar also going down in value 0.9% daily |
| Guys, how do I declare bankruptcy? |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/BusinessMud7331 made a bet that SPY would go to 678.0 within **4 hours** when it was 683.885 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 1 wins and 11 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| The economy in shambles. Every data point is negative.\n\nBolz: Calls on Monday!\n\nIt works until they destroy your port while you continue to buy the forever dip. Dead cat bounces on the menu for months. |
| You didn't sell after that once in a lifetime TLRY rally? 🤷 |
| Best meme today lmao |
| I’m never posting my moves again |
| Most traders lost money compared to index fund and leaving it the fuck alone\n\nYou are here to gamble your way out of being a wage slave. Good luck |
| Bulls gonna spend the weekend stressurbating |
| # [This retard is the ultimate peak of Dunning Kruger ](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1pjdmnu/comment/ntcrm1l/?context=3&utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)\n\n# Inversing him is my cheat code now |
| what "car company" you watching? |
| cannot stop nutting and farting 😭 wife left to BF's house. |
| What will happen to all those child brides! |
| AVGO got scammed. Good earnings. Hock E Tan blew it though |
| I clearly did something to deeply offend SPY’s family in a prior life. Explains a lot |
 Meet CoreWeave, the AI industry’s ticking time bomb The debt-laden AI compute company has been boosted by Nvidia. www.theverge.com |
| Everytime I think the top is in I see posts like this and realize there's a lot more room to keep moving. |
| A bear would choose both. |
| It will happen just not the way you want it to |
| Fear index at -6 not good |
| Prussia no longer exists… |
| Turles is in a bulls market |
| CoreWeave is collapsing next |
| rich insiders, delusioned by ego, looking too far into the future |
| Epstein files is gonna cause the biggest crash ever mark my words, so many divorces gonna happen |
| lol. I ain’t heard no bell. |
| My port is fine... bought goog and nflx |
| In that same video he said that is including a "bear market" in 2026 with a 20% drop sometime early |
| Check out this rich guy over here, most of us plebs are going be in urns |
| Prostitute |
| I bought calls, my bad guys |
| CNBC. His target is 7700 end of 2026 but he says that would include a 20% drop i.e."bear market" |
| Smells burnt to me |
| Catalyst is that he’s gonna be catalysting his house for sale if it doesnt just go up |
| How a bubble works: things inflate\n\nThanks for coming to my Ted Talk |
| It’s not great but I usually go for first base hits rather than home runs |
| I mean.... profit is profit |
| Opposed to the low volume pumps. Once volume picks up, today will feel like a Green Day. |
| If they're lucky. 🥭 Might crash out over weekend due to all his bad news. |
| Larry won’t be able to get David WBD for Christmas this year 🙁 |
| I will proudly say that I bought a shit ton of weed today. |
| And the day after it hit an ATH no less |
| A tiny exaggeration perhaps |
| Everyone getting end-of-year bonuses will greatly appreciate the buying opportunity. |
| If you had to choose between prostitute or homeless, which would you prefer as of today gey bulls? 🌚💀 |
| I’m only down 21% on my TLRY shares after today. Need to figure out my exit strategy. |
| Damn. That’s a good one |
| Gonna be sleeping easy this weekend with a new $10k buffer between my weed stocks and bag holding. |
| Yes. ORCL=MSTR of AI |
| Not spending, *investing*\n\nBut yes risking it all for a <3% upside is not smart |
| could’ve just put that all in NVDA & been better off |
| Portfolio of options.. lol |
| # I sure hope so, for your mental health |
| gold hitting ath next week |
| Bers getting yippy abt being back at where we started the week after a new ath🤣 hope u took ur very rare profits! |
| market will go back in a bull run again in beginning of march |
| Dirty dog tried to bet on 2 ends 😂😂😂 congrats tho 😍 |
| # META primed for a dump LMAO 🤌🍝 |
| PAAS\n\nPardons as a service \n\nCrime is still illegal but for a small fine in relationship with your net worth your problem is solved. |
| Y'all screaming BUBBLE. Meanwhile mag 7 ytd...\n\nMSFT +13.53%\nNFLX +6.80%\nAAPL +11.13%\nTSLA -4.35%\nGOOG +63.39%\nAMZN +3.10%\nMETA +10.03% |
| Well, one day closer to the forever box at least |
| the market is down 1%,, da fuck is you talking about |
| Love you |
| For one shining moment I could’ve taken profit. I let my calls expire worthless instead, of course |
| Turns out.. AVGO started the satan rally\n\nIt's always the red logos |
| Average volume on this fake ass “selloff” today\n\n\nMakes sense to cool down stonks before next leg up eom |
| Guys will NVDA reach 180 next week or are my calls cooked? |
| Ok, the Texan's social media team deserves a bonus for that one lmao |
| One day? |
| Market going up 1 percent daily " this is normal "\nMarket goes down 1 percent " world o. Fire,markets crashing" |
| #These are the same bols that bought orcl at 346 just cuz Ellison was richest. U literally can't make this shit up |
| Can we ride tonight still so we see 695 on monday guaranteed? |
| Spending 155k to make 4k, good or bad? |
| Why is Tesla at a 320 pe? Why? Why does Avgo go down 12% after increasing guidance. Make it make sense???? |
| Good thing I work at a new car dealer lol \n\nProbably shouldn’t hate people man, not good for anyone |
| cannot stop farting 😭 wife left to ML's house. God deliver me from this pain |
| thankfully I have shares, never touching options here |
| Hyperinflation. Stonks go up and we ball |
| I wish I was that smart but it was all RKLB |
| So whatever happened to that cheap beef from Argentina? |
| You can’t afford it |
| All is forgotten by Monday |
| The Bogs want beef! They got tired of pork and bear! |
| Man chickened out my avgo put today. Could have made all back |
| Tom Lee aged 100 years in just one month. |
| Monday: -99% |
| Sleep well bulls, we ride on Monday |
| You dirty little ber |
| As long as my puts and my calls both print everything will be magical.\n\n\nNot too much to ask for? (My calls are weed stocks) |
| Bears practice incest |
| Down 13% today. But I ain’t sellin shit |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/Silent_Win116 made a bet that MSFT would go to 487.71299999999997 within **2 days** when it was 478.15 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 8 wins and 12 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| If Oracle defaulted, wat would happen to the market? |
| After 6 months of ass pounding, last 45 days have Bers be confident. It’s good for the market. |
| Guys it’s truly over. My uncle works for stock market and they’re closing 🙁 |
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| he said spx 7700 for 2026 yesterday |
| Lol, it's basically just following what the indices are doing right now |
| Not sure why you just don’t give yourself at least a week….. if QQQ went up 2% up Monday 7DTE contract would up 25%, but you you decided to play 1DTE, THST +2% move would still down 50%. |
| Like seriously bul, stop whining, no crying in the casino. You made your bed with decisions you knew to be stupid. Fucked around, now you're finding out |
| I don’t know anything about the contracts they use, but surely companies like Apple trade contracts like airlines trade fuel contracts. |
| Yes |
| tylenol.ai |
| Last day bers win ever 🥹 |
| It's a long journey. Wise man once said, you never count your money when you're sitting at the table. |
| the red winter |
| Bols r u ready for 670 open on spy come Monday |
| Yeah tanking the market on an expected huge Broadcom beat was MM artistry |
| Literally had my best week in 6 months. Up around $30k |
| Fucking sucks that this will be the new normal for at least 2 years. |
| I feel that's some solid insight. Good luck man. |
| 600 seems more likely to be next stop. |
| Why is META showing 629 AH |
| market still tanking after hours. next week will be brutal |
| Try again. Check the flair buster |
| Why would you invest in crypto when gambling is right there? |
| Santa rally? More like Santa dumpster FML |
| The ai bubble has still not be proven over and over |
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| Source? |
| People forget Google owns 7% of spacex |
| NVDA double bottom ($170) then ath |
| I’m talking about selling a call against the deep in the money calls he has. |
| Seriously? Were you adopted? How does that even work? 🤣 \n\nBut yeah, been hearing so much good stuff about Da Nang. I’m already retired so it’s not hard for me to make the switch. 🤨 |
| I decline to answer 🤫 |
| I’m absolutely convinced it’s going to fucking tank after earnings. Therefore it’s going to moon. |
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| OF ALL TIME? |
| Monday 670 |
| Those iPhone-Pixel commercials at the movie theaters foretold what was to come |
| The IBs and pundits calling for SPX 7000 EOY are the same folks that said bitcoin would go to $250k EOY. Just saying. |
| RemindMe! 3 months |
| Was down a few hundred then did some indiana jones shit and cut down my losses by half. Today is one of those days where they go after traders hard. Wanna know why it dumped? No one had puts, they all got shaken up by ATH. |
| Still tho more risk being so far away from current prices |
| as a vegetarian I could go for a fat juicy steak after today |
| You have us as friends? 😢 |
| I think the purpose is to avoid drawing too much attention, media won’t pick up on the manipulation if the indices are relatively stable |
| You can enter and exit at will. Like, had he sold calls this AM he would be in profit mode since it dropped. Then he could exit and hope for a bounce. For example, if he sold the $325 call this AM he would have profited $120 per contract. In 1 day. Soooo…….\n\nYeah. Stock don’t always go up. |
| It’s the opposite, it’s not that oracle is important to ai, it’s that ai is important to oracle, they went full port. So if ai isn’t as big as they think, oracle is fuk |
| So Tom friggin Lee of all people thinks there will be a recession next year? Lmao it's jover |
| Wat now |
| Bulls whine incessantly |
| I made $300 this week. I’m the greatest of all time. |
| I sold a 200 strike call expiring around there so i hope something does go wrong js |
| This is like the "searching for survivors" montage in a disaster movie |
| Ouch |
| college is over rated anyway |
| Looked at my port 24hrs ago and again 24 secs ago. Wtf happened? |
| Next week SPY675 |
| Somehow... I think the EO being talked about for Weed, will get pushed back by some difficulty surrounding the Russia/NATO conflict. \n\nErgo, I did not weed. |
| Would not touch prediction market. That shit screw retail given mango family involvement. |
| Aren’t those the older GPU models?\n\nHow about the new Blackwell B200s? I presume those prices are higher |
| Good luck with your screen addiction\n\nMy sister used to be a heroine addict back in the day for a good 10 years\n\nShe is clean now\n\nOne day, you will be clean too |
| Let us get a piece of that wife. Send a pic of her tonight in the red |
| Unfortunate, but if you wanted to get back into RIVN you can always wait for some consolidation/pullback around 17.5-18 (or even lower). The company has a long ways to go to realize its potential, and you will get random selloffs in the meanwhile. |
| As long as SPX goes up at least 10 on Monday I'll be happy. |
| Any survivors? |
| The last 4 years atrocious atleast we can afford gas and eggs now |
| Thanks for posting. This guy was in my heart and mind as the week went on and QQQ just kept going lower |
| The only thing I did right today was sneak in some 1/21/26 $21 CC’s on RIVN for $1.32.\n\nDidn’t exit NVDA and GOOG calls at the open.\n\nLooked at buy Caravan puts at the top. Didn’t buy. Doubled down on the SOXL calls I bought at -10%, figured for sure it would get a bounce back to $44.50 today at some point. Nope.\n\nAll small losses but they add up. Every time I get a little cocky, WHACK, upside the head. |
| Pray for good weather |
| yeah its sickening ngl |
| just dropping by to give a quick FUCK YOU to cancer and to gambling addiction. have a good weekend, dinguses! |
| Algos were programmed to sell off the AI stocks, why would they sell off a car company? |
| I wait out of the front door until the casino reopens |
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| Same thing keeps happening to me. On the bright side, you and I both know that if we sold at the top we would immediately buy back in, rug would still get pulled, and we’d end up in the same spot but paying way more taxes on the short term gains 🤣 |
| I have no idea how chat bots are making money now. Which is why I’m not so all in to AI stocks at the moment. They are still spending more than they are making.\n\nPs - it was Gemini who explained all that to me and told me how overvalued AI is on several metrics\n\nIn fact my only AI plays are B2B stuff which I am seeing the benefit of in my actual work. It’s really a lot more efficient if you have to process and output data and solutions |
| Manipulation works in funny ways |
| It’s 65 degrees today but sunday is gonna be 17 degrees. I’m pissed |
| Return the Christmas presents\n\nAlso gamble on February options if my January options don't print\n\nRinse\n\nRepeat |
| It will probably happen |
| Someone told me a pair of ribeyes were like almost $50 bucks at Walmart. I was like liars, so I went to see for myself. He was wrong! It was actually $54. |
| OpenAI deal |
| All I want for Christmas is a random penny stock to bloat up to AZO levels so I can use perpetual SBLOCs to fund my dionysian slob lifestyle |
| Fact WSB pussy aching about the drop today is a bottom signal.\n\nA signal yall are bottom bitches |
| Took my first loss today in over a month. All good, I gave back half the killing I made on Thursday. Goona ask my wife to wear her red lingerie tonight instead of her usual green to honor the occasion. |
| Only shares, you have time right? |
| all is well all is well all is well go touch grass |
| Buying the ETF dip gradually. The AI fear will be gone after China picks up the competition. \n \nBuying ETF dip works 100% since stock market inception! |
| What a massacre |
| im thinking about going back to my homeland of Thailand (no I'm not Thai nor have any relation to Thai people) lol |
| https://www.wsj.com/economy/central-banking/trump-says-he-is-leaning-toward-warsh-or-hassett-to-lead-the-fed-34a200e5 |
| That is what my flair will say when I earn it |
| It’s hilarious how shit is all still basically at ATH but individual stocks continue to get bludgeoned. Keep pumping those indicies I guess. |
| Weve tested the top twice now its time to test 653 again. We were just there 3 weeks ago, dont forget |
| My man 🤝 |
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| Sell sell sell sell sell |
| Always! Good job. (Well I hate the job, but it is a good job)\nEnough cash in my portfolio to whether any storm (even though those storms really really suck) |
| investors become enslaved by AI |
| Yup. He shorted the company to raise money. |
| How much revenue do they expect to generate from that and similar usecases? |
| Did he also say inflation at 9% is normal? |
| This is true but man it feels awful sliding this much in a day. 15% down on the underlying is absolutely crazy |
| Time for GOOGL and AAPL to announce the exclusive Gemini deal and GOOGL 🌓 |
| 9k |
| Epstein mafia immunity |
| And its only 13% of op's portfolio |
| Can anything good happen in my life ? |
| The world would be a better place if we made it illegal for retards and narcissists to be one of the world’s richest people. |
| I’m bored already. Can we reopen the casino 😫 |
| The irony of your comment after the Wendy’s knee pads comment |
| Cause it has great long term potential. Iykyk |
| The next one will change my life bro,\nTrust me |
| Wait till they see what they get for Christmas\n\nAN IOU |
| Everyone had $7000 spx target for year-end. That won’t happen |
| Spy 700 isn't going to happen this year is it. |
| Ai related spec stocks getting CRUSHED, look at oklo chart. SHIIITS getting liquidated.... |
| be like bob cratchit and ask ur boss (scrooge) for ur bonus |
| Enjoy your losing bet bud, then go read about fundamental analysis. What kind of sad little man goes around downvoting questions about a >700 PE |
| I use it to quickly scan through 300 page documents for red flags. It’s about 100x faster and more accurate.\n\nAlso about 20% of my portfolio was recommend by Gemini when I searched for specific stuff. They are up 12% since Oct including today. |
| Jokes on you.i got no retirement funds but i got 2 mill in paid off real estate..i like to live dangerously 🤷🏽♂️ |
| Just put the recession in the bag bro |
| 😂😂😂 |
| Have 5 calls 3/20 and 6/18/26 180 and 190 for like a month now on Nvidia. wtf Nvidia you’re fucking me |
| Michael Burry responded to my craigslist ad looking for someone to mow my lawn. "$30 is $30", he said as he continued to mow what was clearly the wrong yard. My neighbor and I shouted at him but he was already wearing muffs. Focused dude. He attached a phone mount onto the handle of his push mower. I was able to sneak a peek and he was browsing Zillow listings in central Wyoming. He wouldn't stop cackling.\n\nThat is to say, Burry has his fingers in a lot of pies. He makes sure his name is in all the conversations.\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| Vol sellers came in hard, as expected for an FOMC week, but I thought they'd back off a bit after ORCL and AVGO dented the AI trade. Instead, they doubled down after the morning dip and kept all those put values suppressed. I suspect they won't buyback vol until later next week, which means I'll be sitting on UVIX and UVXY bags for a few more days :/ |
| Michael Burry responded to my craigslist ad looking for someone to tiggle my balls. Then FIFA gave me a golden peace trophy for harrassing south americans. \n\nThat is to say, Burry is moving to SA |
| Lack of an em dash not AI |
| I said it’s about manners. Can you even read before whining? |
| Thank you for your sacrifice today |
| Oh shit, Hassett prediction market bets in shambles |
| Ehhh, \nRelax. |
| i told you we needed to use lube but you said you could take it |
| U don’t need it to go 50% to make money on those calls |
| This is the way. |
| What kind of dumbass statement is this? You think asking about PE is whining r trolling? |
| I wish I could keep up with what you said. Help, or maybe I should just put the fries in the bag |
| If I was the worlds richest man I’d throw the hard R around like it was my day job |
| Only use it to generate email replies and random searches that Google search can do (ex. Recipes, how to's) How are valuations multi billions when that's all people use it for??? We definitely going lower |
| I mean, that’s a year away for me, and it’s not looking great |
| my butt hurts |
| That was me holding my puts yesterday minus the weekend. Worked out |
| Happy Friday friends. About to go out and burn several hundred more $ at bars and restaurants 🔥💵 |
| Im down for a black Monday. Just let me sell first |
| You might feel better if you realize that you most likely would have sold the puts early anyway once they became a bit profitable. It's a common bias to assume in hindsight that you would have held the position til perfection had you not exited. |
| Lmao 🐂 ish. |
| I agree silly bull |
| Your mom took way too much Tylenol while she was pregnant is all I have to say |
| They can take a dick but not a joke |
| bleep bleep |
| Another week end hiding the portfolio from the wife |
| Sounds pretty cool to me 🙂 |
| No it’s intentionally obscure. He announced that $25% of Nvidia sales in China will be given to the US Govt. lol |
| Can AMZN look like NVDA next year please 🙏 |
| down $100? |
| Why tesla is not crashing? |
| 🫡 |
| If you bet against America, you are truly beyond hope. We're going on a decade now of having a geriatric retard as leader and shit keeps chugging.\n\nZoom out and wise up ber. |
| No Im still stuck in agony. |
| wow. lotta likes. apparently youre not alone. lets form a startup to sell to demons |
| Ya know what... I'm okay with the casino being closed right now. I need to recover. Keep the casino closed please and thank you |
| that's the spirit champ. u will get 'em next week |
| Sounds like options are way too expensive and Thetagang gonna eat surf & turf. |
| it’s gonna skyrocket |
| With literally everything going up massively this year, will this continue into next year? What will win out? Defensive value or quality growth? Really bizarre how both grew in tandem, generally isn't supposed to happen. Weird times man. |
| Kimbal musk selling was the signal every time |
| I worked at a factory (DuPont) lifting 45kg bags of Zytel for 12-hour shifts for a summer in college. They automated the year I left. That factory has long been literally unbolted and sent to China, along with every factory in the town I'm from. None of my parents' kids live in the state anymore. Automation didn't save them.\n\nI don't deny the reality of your argument. But Cass addresses it, meaning the government is addressing it. The argument isn't that we're going to bring back the 8-10 jobs operating the line by hand. The argument is that by re-shoring that automated cell, we are creating a massive demand for the entire ecosystem of skilled, middle-class jobs required to create it.\n\nThe Machinists who mill the custom parts for your machines. \nThe Welders and Fabricators who build the frames. \nThe Electricians who wire the control panels. \nThe Installers who put it all together on the factory floor. \nThe Steelworkers and Plastic Makers who produce the raw materials that go into it.\n\nThese are the jobs that were destroyed over the decades. These are the well-paid, skilled-trade jobs that form the bedrock of a healthy middle class.\n\nThe "low-paid operator" job is just the last, most visible step in a very long, very valuable chain. The tragedy of the last 50 years isn't just that the operator jobs went overseas, it's that we sent the entire chain of high-value work -- the designers, the builders, the skilled trades -- along with them.\n\nThe goal of reindustrialization isn't to create millions of box-packer jobs. It's to create such a massive domestic demand for the automation cells themselves that we reignite the entire ecosystem of skilled trades that you rightly pointed out has been decimated. It's about being the country that builds the robots, not just the country that buys the stuff the robots make.\n\nAdditionally, where should the next generation of factories and chains be built? China or the US? That is a choice. |
| Thank you bb |
| Ngl, I’m not Vietnamese but kinda tempted to do a 50/50 retirement there. I don’t mind spending 6 months at Da Nang lol. |
| Probably 25% or more of the comments here are AI bots though |
| Not at all. |
| Buy patience now, to sell wisdom later. |
| Tillionaire lol |
| Today bear trap, Monday bull trap, Tuesday bear trap, Wednesday bull trap, Thursday bear trap, Friday bull trap |
| Beef is 3-4x more expensive |
| Guh |
| it feels like I lost a kid. I lost everthing in life. A failure. |
| who gives a shit, how the f r u gonna get ur money back? lol |
| Can confirm. I was there, I am a $100 bill |
| Plastic Satan |
| That’s pretty funny lol. I’m a desperate degenerate so I would use it for a gambling portfolio. At least my stocks won’t dump me after two dates 🙃 |
| Sorry, its over |
| I do and everyone I know does |
| Retard.com ? |
| #Ban Bet Won\n---\n\n/u/LowWind7998 made a bet that PTON would go to 6.5 within **1 week** when it was 6.82 and it did, congrats fucker.\n\nTheir record is now 1 wins and 1 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| I would do worse in Italy seeing as I don't speak Italian. |
| unless humanity realizes graphics processing is *not* the secret to happiness, and quantum or some other shit is |
| Did he fk up a tweet or something |
| Bro fuck that. If they're gonna take my energy at least give me money to buy things |
| ur delusional lol |
| VIX is at the same level (15.7) as the October top\n\nPre Oracle\n\nPre October meme implosion |
| Brave, I’ll give you credit for that. |
| Sorting through this cemetery after a day like today is always beautiful... Some of you truly won't make it past 50 with a single penny saved for retirement |
| Make sure it ends with .ai |
| Ask Trump |
| how does it feel |
| MU confirmed post earnings moon |
| Good they haven't seen your portfolio. |
| It’s funny how no one I know actually uses AI |
| I HATE used car salesmen. Buy from new car salesmen and sell to scrap metal dealers. |
| Yeah VIX and UVXY do seem mild for the day we had. Weird. |
| gay |
| You are rich in spirit and that’s all that matters… as long as you have enough money to pay the bills. |
| NVDA will look like AMZN next year |
| Today: President says interest rates should be 1% or lower next year. |
| Someone tell me it’ll be ok |
| Wtf is $2% anyways |
| Im thinking a fairydust pump back to 684, flat for a bit, then a shock and awe dump down to 674, 664, 640, 600, then chop for a few weeks. |
| If this market goes up on Monday, I'm gonna smash my laptop with an axe.\n\nSick of selling SPX bear call credit spreads and having them get run over every fucking time.\n\nOf course, today I ddin't have any. |
| My AVGO shares bled today... Yikers |
| Time not well spent. |
| You might be on to something. MU is next week. |
| Screenshot showed +186k for today. |
| Aw he's wholesome |
| I pussied out and sold my corn puts. Watch that shit tank all weekend long. |
| Shares only. We don’t go broke round here. |
| This is what I would have liked today:\n\nAll the big movers and losers in the S&P 500.\n\nSomething that allows me to quickly discover trends. Exampe: Today was weed day. What are the movers? |
| -1% after a banger week\n\nBears: black month incoming \n\n\nThe cope is real |
| Because we ate a really big oversized burrito |
| Dang. He ain't gonna let up. xi is so xi |
| Theta gang is still eating good this week. |
| Too much poverty in here |
| U mean very broke |
| AI is for investing in, not for actually using |
| Please tell me you’re not doing this in your TFSA lol |
| if he was smart hed legalize cocaine. make america more productive short term and less health care cost long term bc deads are free. not like anyone really believes his motive in Venezuela is anything other than oil anyway |
| PUTS things into perspective. I see what you did there |
| Sort of thing a smol pp guy would say. Flagship pp will shrink from 16mm to 12mm. Nobody cares. |
| So post earnings,\n\nNVDA sold off\n\nAVGO sold off\n\nMSFT sold off\n\nMETA sold off\n\nPLTR sold off\n\nHOOD sold off |
| So hes up 27k? |
| >dumping refers to the government subsidizing the hell out of it\n\nThat’s not the definition of dumping.\n\nDumping is defined as you selling a product in a foreign market below your domestic market value, but it also depends on volume and how much the product your are selling will affect the local market for that specific product.\n\nAn example is American textile and agriculture products\n\n>once you won that then you stop subsidizing…\n\nSounds like how American companies operate, but that’s a different topic. You don’t lose the ability to make the product because once prices go back up, other companies will want to enter the industry again which would necessitate that price always be kept low to prevent entry of competitors |
| Everyone has their favorites, but bottom line you’re selling to the highest bidder |
| You could have been jacking off instead of doing this, something to think about |
| This market sucks dog dick unless SPY cums $2% Monday. Trump better have some bullish news lined up.. or else I will be very upset! |
| Why would you say something like that? |
| My whole portfolio is down 7.7% today!\n\nEven more positive news:\n\nI am drinking a glass of wine while my one child is putting the dishes away and the other one is picking grapes of the stem getting them ready to wash!\n\nI may be over leveraged and underfunded, but I don't lack love and family! |
| Beef has 3 times the iron content of chicken.\n\n6 times the B12\n\n9 times as much zinc\n\nAnd a much lower Omega 6:3 ratio.\n\nDitch the chicken breast |
| The rule of December is spy is forced to be at 680 |
| !remindme 14 days |
| I bought an NVIDIA $170 April call gg yolo |
| VIX is too manipulated to ever be profitable |
| they also sell a large chuck to a private company owned by the family lol (DriveTime) |
| Should probably work at work or maybe try to contribute to society in a meaningful way |
| What % of your portfolio is that? Any hedges? |
| I dca’d all day and am still just shy of green, knife was slippery today |
| Everyone I know prefers Carvana and Car Max tbh. |
| Thanks for being honest |
| I’m going to try to fuck all of them so I’ll swipe right on all and hope for a match. |
| thankful for everyone who lost more than me today. really puts things into perspective. enjoy your weekend! |
| If you convert all to cash, you’re still losing since the money printer is going bonkers right now and into at least 2026. If you look around, there are still somewhat stable (so no leaps and bounds action) stocks and etfs that pay divvies that are more than 3.5%. Put a portion of your money there. |
| Down 60% on 12/26 AAPL and GOOG calls. Hoping for a rebound next week |
| Buy a good random domain now so it can be acquired for millions later. Anything company acquired anything.com for over 2 million |
| Spx puts made some serious cheese today boys |
| I am 0% ytd and I am happy about it. |
| Reading Irrational exuberance as we speak |
| Hahahhah fair enough |
| I’m in the same boat with nvda. I don’t know how to feel |
| I was going to buy spy 690 calls, but ended up having no service. And now looked at the market, holy shit, did I luck out |
| 20x $686p for .40 each. Sold for $85 before a meeting 6 $688p sold for $3.00. $40-$690. $300-$900. Been buying puts for months now, haven’t touched a call. The day I decide to revenge trade. |
| Shit idea OP. I don't see any value. Sorry for being blunt. |
| Insider info on the algos |
| You are a genuine primitive. Are there sky gods in charge of the sun and thunderstorms? Can you get them on your side with sacrifices? I am a little guy, but I have scraped together about $3m by working on the "it's chaotic" theory |
| They want the best of the best of NVDA A.I GPU. The H20 is a low version of it, so he doesn't want it. \n\nThe other thing that XI wants is Taiwan lol |
| Fries. In. The. Bag. |
| 10 p/e? Damn I need to look into that because that would explain why the current p/e is so high. So that means its got a better forward p/e than nvda? |
| After 10 years nonstop BLM horseshit I don’t really care anymore |
| I am down $13K from FOMC highs. Could have been a lot worse had I not sold my calls early this morning and switched to puts. |
| And now dump like a brick for once, all this up and down makes the ghey bears transgender |
| Bols what do u want more black Monday or 100 year mortgage lmfao 😆😆😆😆😆 |
| Worlds richest man shouldn’t be inciting race tensions imo |
| Holy shit now I feel better about my measly $17k loss. Hope we get a turnaround and you can recover. Godspeed |
| Love u |
| 4GB ram phones are back\n\nDue to memory limitations, lower end devices will return to 4GB ram for 2026\n\nUltra flagships will decrease from 16GB to 12GB with just a few exceptions, while midrange devices are expected to move back to 6GB/8GB models |
| Chances that I hold this cvna put for a month and it goes to 0? |
| It's anticipation for the launch tomorrow. |
| So to me this seems like we tested the high? Failed.. feel right to 6800, where we been bouncing. 6800 & like 6830’s? So now what? We failed new highs. Do we keep going lower? If we break 6800, it’s trouble. |
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| not anymore 😛 |
| *“If it doesn’t work out selling the car on your own, give me a call! I know being a car salesman isn’t easy!”*\n\nThis is my favorite line to use when people tell me they’re going to sell their car on their own lol \n\n No one is going to buy your 2019 Equinox bro |
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| I feel ya!! Same |
| In hindsight, trump bragging about all time high was a top signal |
| Wild week. Made a hefty bag today betting against semiconductors (SOXS ftw) but the absolutely filthy shenanigans going on with VIX futures right now completely wrecked my UVIX and UVXY positions. \n\nNext week ought to be volatile. Between US data and BoJ announcement, there will absolutely be some stunts getting pulled. |
| Why are we dumping |
| how many of you ever think of just selling it all, calling it a day/life and going back to either your homeland or your parents / grandparents homeland? LOL |
| They've been stalling for so long that I'm wondering if they decided it wasn't a good idea and they're just going to keep capturing tankers instead |
| Just rolled $403 in coins with more to go |
| So you are overleveraged? |
| He’s Jewish |
| ? Zucc is lizard |
| Money printer got jammed |
| Just a failed small startup. |
| This guy fucks! |
| In a way that’s quite impressive for a company that was always synonymous with relational databases |
| I sold $20,000 worth of puts for $2,000. Then used all $2,000 to buy calls that just expired worthless. Could not be a worse day. #kms #paperhands #wendys |
| Me but shares.. |
| It’s gonna shoot up Monday. New S&P high. |
| Bols do u want black MONDAY |
| Yeah im a regard |
| Boys all good if I cry now that the casino is closed? |
| I'm begging webull to pump just a bit so I can unload at breakeven. What a collosal waste of capital. |
| Technically he’s black you know |
| SPY 300 on Monday |
| calls on paramount if spongebob is this popular |
| Last week I gave back my Monday thru Thursday gains on Friday, so I made a rule not to trade Friday’s anymore. \n\nAnyways I wiped myself out I’ll try again next week |
| well i’m up 50% on the year, so i can’t be too mad. but i WAS up 150% on the year mid October and it’s been hell since then. |
| SO FAR. |
| Will Nvidia be over 180 soon 😞 |
| Nvda 150 coming soon |
| nah not even close. but literally if okll has one day when it goes dummy crazy and moons I would get back like everything. OKLL has the ability to do that. ive already made crazy money on it before. this stock has the capability literally to go nuclear intraday (pun intended). |
| Does it start with a T |
| Same.\n\nGlad I didn't let it assign. |
| ive nevver lost this much money in my entire life |
| Much respect for the smooth transition from NFLX 5k loss to HOOD 50k loss in true WSB fashion |
| I love being gay. It’s the whole ber part I’m trying to change |
| NBIS, POET, IREN, NVTS, GOOG, all fucking down |
| Just people getting yippy |
| Da fuq, 59k! Theta gang or market makers gotta eat too, I guess. |
| Man Amazon is a dud\n\nTesla on a huge breakout here |
| maybe fuck LARRY instead |
| THIS 😭 |
| To weed or not to weed... |
| enlighten me genius |
| Elon in the streets sucking toes |
| $AMZN\n\n-1%\n\nON THE 1 YEAR...\n\n\nLOOOL SHITCO 🤣🤣🤣 |
| Elon keeps ranting about race I’m pretty sure he’s KKK |
| Holy cheese biscuits |
| The event is on 12/16 and his contract is 1/16. |
| Best Buy has the worst customer service |
| Amazon is the best BOND stock in the world. |
| See xi told u to not buy on H20 madness, gullibulls yet u did, just as u always do, lmfao why r u so damn gullible |
| Never (knowingly) |
| It will cause admin to panic |
| This^^^^^ they get assigned to citideal so I guess this is pretty accurate |
| True. |
| He made an update in that post.\n\n>\+ a few hundred k this week. Closed periodically |
| 👊💪⚡ |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/iXiigma made a bet that POET would go to 8.0 within **3 days** when it was 6.87 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 1 wins and 2 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| Happy that MSOS was up 50% today.\n\nBut then I looked at the 5yr and realized it was trading at $50 |
| Nope |
| Goddamn dude… is thst full port? |
| how you know 🤔 |
| SPY 200 |
| What doe xi event want then \n\nMassive gap down Monday on xi lol |
| May become a bond guy |
| Alright fess up, who turned the V switch to L switch today |
| I bought febs for a spike in volatility leading up to ER and will be selling Monday after a spike |
| Car company with really shitty sales figures… yeah more like robotics company this week, when it’s back to pumping AI, they change again |
| Don’t do 180 calls. Do like 120 or 130 calls…and Hood has high premiums so you need massive upside in next month to even get close to making money. |
| Good luck. Shares will recover. |
| I got to even on the week. Did come back today to be up +4k on the week, But I dusted it off trying to make a bigger run… whatever. I’ll take a break even week after being down as much as I was. \n\nNext week we score big. |
| said the bot |
| SPX high today: 6,899.85\n\nLO fucking L |
| 🌲 be printing, im having a good day 😌 |
| Good heavens I'm about to splurrtttt |
| a man of culture |
| Then youre taking the bag from the boomer bulls as it comes crashing down |
| Sad, I was looking forward to make fun of tessie bols who bought 460 today but its even more retarded than I had anticipated and proved me wrong |
| So the Fed picks are down to Kevin "Wrote 'Dow 36000' right before the dotcom crash" Hassett and Kevin "Bernanke's right hand man as we walked into the 2008 crisis" Warsh\n\n🥭 expect his new Fed chair to defer to him on interest rates, which he wants at 1% or lower by next year\n\nThe American experiment was nice while it lasted |
| Should I ask Satan then? |
| What do you call the kind of luck where your option makes money but your shares fall enough to offset 80% of the gain? |
| Regardless of how little I care about this sub I dont want to attract the astroturfing. |
| I will never fap to AI porn. I only want the real nasty degenerate thing |
| XI will keep says that China wouldn't buy the H20 because they want the top A.I GPU model from NVDA. TACO either give China that or don't give anything.\n\nRight now TACO needs China more than China needs the USA and XI know about that so he will keep ban the H20 GPU until TACO give in. |
| Just as how avgo holding out at 420 y'day ah |
| MDB was $560 in 2021 and ZERO AI integration, making $590mil a year. Today they have one of the best RAG rerankers AND make more in a quarter than they did in a year in 2021. MDB $500 **easy** by 2026, worth at least $1000 IMO. |
| Pretty sure Musk is a DARPA/CIA plant like Zuckerberg |
| Come on, man. Santa isn’t a miracle worker |
| Bottom in. Calls it is |
| What are you on about? If you entered at basically any point in the last year you'd be up |
| Let's see it! |
| But I had puts 🐻🇺🇸🐻 |
| Watching Terminator to prepare myself for |
| bear down! |
| Monetary backbone for the lizard empire. Be prepared |
| Bullish for Billy |
| I bought at 64 lol. remember dude - there is always someone out there who is way worse off than you. that someone is me. I have just shy of 500K in it. |
| Christmas is cancelled for sure, children there will be no gifts. |
| 1% down guys wake up. This isnt about today or yesterday. This is about the past 3 months. spy hit an october low today. Thats 3 months to LOSE money. Today is the bearish confirmation. Top was tested and it was weaksauce, lasted less than 20 mins before getting smashed back to september. Son its time to wake up, its over. |
| Take it easy Warren, it’ll pick up |
| Reports of his relatives selling above 450, so this probably checks out |
| Are you down on longs? If you are, what's your bull thesis? |
| You’ll have to be more specific |
| You'll be fine maybe |
| let me guess, around $2k? |
| Cmon 🥭 cancel tariffs or something |
| You find that hard to comprehend? Really? Look at what happened between 2021 and 2025 |
| LeCun as most academics do gave away his IP for free with PyTorch. Grandpa needs a friend and bad parents need a lesson. bright side |
| $MU ER next week, $hood sell off was due to trading volumes being low deposits were still at highs, $TLT is my hedge it’ll pay out 10x if thesis plays out, $COIN slowed down on buying BTC but I see one more pump before EOY to 100k will sell out at 285 everything is a bit more calculated then it seems |
| Too high? |
| I bet her snapper smells terrible and looks like decaying potatoes. |
| Liquidity threat is real and has been since October |
| They went up 50% in one day during their earnings 3 months ago because of gigantic RPOs from OpenAI. That got everyone's attention and they were like hey, how the fuck are these guys gonna pay for this shit when they are nowhere near even breaking even, let alone making money. |
| NFT of the month club. |
| What's everyone's Christmas wish?\n\nMine is \n\nMSTR - 150\n\nAMZN - 270\n\nTSLA - Under 400 (But really to 0) |
| Tsla always behaves weird, should be priced in |
| Are we the real market makers? |
| That one ponzi scheme cult stock where holders constantly go around telling people about how their empty, generic looking products are living breathing machines from the future to get them to buy in a step below them on the pyramid... and about how they will live on Mars... it needs to die. |
| Imagine how great the stock market would be if we didnt have that 🧃stock oracle and openai |
| How much could you build a company with a functional buisness, effective launch platform and a reusable rocket for? I think big Jeff spent 50 billion and he ain't made 1 penny yet. |
| 0DTE + preserve capital. Okay champ. \n\nMake sure to post your loss porn 🤣 |
| Same her but I had 4K it’s still a lot to me lets hope it works out |
| Okll |
| 37? u mean OKLL or OKLO? |
| Bloomberg has a habit of telling lies to tank a stock, but Oracle has a history of lying too. So we have 2 liars in a room, I say they both send their CEOs to the cage for a death match. |
| Nvidia banged me out today. |
| How exactly does carvana and Tesla hold out against the floor falling? |
| Bols this weekend 6 pc nuggies behind Wendy's dumpster \n\n\nBears fine wine and premium 🥩 steak |
| I thought you frenchmen drank wine. You smoke bud too? |
| More than most can afford rn |
| https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1pjmtyu/one_last_options_punt_to_try_to_make_it_all_back/ |
| https://preview.redd.it/6ecewp9pdu6g1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=03fd494d1c09f218f6f84ef1c7b7322fdee3f5b4\n\nMU & FDX 🔥 |
| I think it'll be a draw down correction over weeks/months. Not a pop. I am thinking 15-20% off QQQ, |
| Same here just had to buy calks on open like an idiot |
| Fair enough |
| So the Archons are using the Moon to suck our emotional energies and preventing us from being truly free. |
| Maybe im doing it wrong. Buy options when IV is low and sell when IV is high? If I had bought the shitty put I sold today for 60$ I wouldve felt a lot better |
| Circular financing and also what it means for the bubble. If Oracle is failing so is coreweave |
| Wait til next Friday with the degen carry trade folks who have been warned again and again… |
| You misunderstand me. The future of AI likely wont run through the US. |
| It makes sense if you identify which group is in control of the market, meaning who moves the most liquidity. Long ago, in "Gordon Gecko" days, there was Wall St "smart money", the retail via various dead head pension funds, and some speculators. That market was controlled by Wall St, and that era ended in 2020.\n\nSince 2020, the leveraged smartphone crowd broke into the financial machinery rooms where only "smart money" went before. What once was the instrument of careful and not always successful hedging, now turned into chips in a casino with free с0сaine. Smartphones buy options in "full port yolo" manner, with no risk control and unlimited tolerance for losses; market makers hedge the options they sell by buying in the same direction, and the whole casino makes The Move. Anyone trying to analyse that fails, because there is nothing to analyse - it is pure madness with a big leverage rocket behind it.\n\nWhen this blows up, there likely will be restrictions on derivatives trading, or there will be no stock market. If you are a CEO deciding whether to take company public or not, and you see what is done to stocks, you may prefer to keep it pivate. Moreover, public companies may be taken private, and run their own token-based funding schemes without options on options on options throwing company's market cap around by a multiple. If Blackrock CEO says "everything will be tokenised", who needs stock market? Any company can have a token system, their own trading platform with their own trading rules, available 24/7, with access to all the liquidity floating around the token space - it is just a little server in the rack somewhere. |
| You somehow managing to not make money in this market? |
| Pfff thoses are rookie number. Try -20% in an hour |
| Not sure what you talking about today was the bear trap |
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| Short it and post evidence. |
| trump should offer pardons on subscription |
| Noone even buys that shit stock but it will drag down everything. |
| Where can I buy calls on this guy's financial future? |
| The canary in the AI data center |
| fake microsoft news= -3%, comes out it was fake news, -2% still. then rallys next tradingday +2% \n\nsame will happen monday |
| Really blows out a lot of assholes |
| Individual names, lot of fat little piggies in tech |
| Blood just buying calls on anything |
| I am, sum of the parts. |
| I hate to break it to you but in 2025 the only decent manufacturing wages will be jobs like maintenance techs and controls engineers. Both of which are already paid very well. My younger brother is a controls engineer making 150s in his mid 20s. \n\nAs a younger person in this trade where I will be one of the most experienced in only 10-15 years as the current bunch of current 50 and 60 year olds retire leaving behind very few of my generation I am all for this push. But there is not even enough local companies in this country to build these factories and automation cells. It was all destroyed over the decades and finished off in 08 when for 2 generations shops prioritized keeping experienced staff as they cut back and never invested in the next generation. \n\nThe jobs that will be built outside of that are “dumb” jobs. Automation is what will be brought to the US. \n\nI commissioned an automation cell this year that I lead the design build and integration of this year that replaced an existing line in China.\n\nIn China there were 8-10 people working on it many tasks by hand.\n\nNow raw plastic goes in completed assembled and quality checked parts ready to be put in a box and shipped off come out. \nMy cell requires a single low paid operator to put parts in a box. Realistically that could easily be done by a robot also if it was worth their investment. \n\nSo yeah jobs will be built but the majority will be low paid outside of skilled labor that supports the automation and we are missing decades of experience in the younger generation to make this work for more than 10 years. |
| is his brother really named "Kimbal Musk?" That has to be the most unpleasant sounding name I've ever heard |
| Because she gave Neo a cookie even after he broken her vase. |
| This Santa, does he have a trading twitch I can follow? |
| you only get one shot. ask eminem. you gotta full port those puts buddy |
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| Imagine if you just put it in spy and went and loved your life this whole year |
| https://preview.redd.it/4wojah2gdu6g1.jpeg?width=855&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ca41a130343ab9f7fd34d4aee3c574dd0fbd3d12 |
| Green is green |
| Oh well time to sell the NFT collection, should get a few hundred thousand for that at least |
| 🥭 China will buy H20 chips\n\nBears 🐻 thank you for cheap poots |
| Worked out well buying puts for today |
| Bought GOOGL 320C 1/9 yesterday and down 36%. Not looking good but I bought SPY 680C 2/20 calls and hopefully those make up the loss. |
| This day was masterfully, engineered with surgical precision to fuck me specifically. Every single stock on the planet I own tanked, stuff like nvda, goog, etc, and the one single put hedge play I had was tsla |
| FTR, Santa never came last year |
| im down 8k this year |
| I think santa rally is usually second half of December. Not saying it will happen, but just something to note. |
| Bro save your money haha its not going up 50% in 1 month. I would have done $120 calls, lots of support around $120 |
| Ghey |
| So is 🥭 actually gonna strike Venezuela or nah? Shit’s been on edge for 3 months now and nothing’s happening |
| I bought the dip in the morning and now it's dipper |
| Puts on Paychex |
| Peak regardation |
| Why is Oracle so important? |
| Remindme! 1year |
| Dec 26 like every year |
| !banbet me bankrupt 1 week |
| Bet on the colts beating seattle |
| Teslur is s-tier retarded :)) |
| yeah. nanny state gonna moon |
| Gonna have to eat sun chips and beef jerky sticks stolen from the office all month |
| Elon pumping before he sells off 1B stock |
| \-63€ for me. Will have to make some sacrifices for Christmas. Cries in Europoor |
| Excessive leverage |
| I’m thinking of selling off for more short term pain and rotating into $100 2027 strikes! |
| Full ported QQQ calls expiring Mon with a breakeven of 620.90 i don't wanna talk about it.... |
| Oh come ooonn please let's not break the Santa Rally tradition. Little Billy(34 years old living with parents unemployed) just wants 500 stocks of Nvidia (@Market order) and a 5% return by EOY for Christmas. |
| "Time the Market" is not a hot take at all. Wise words. |
| Put everything in an ETF and forget about it. |
| Santa will save you |
| what an ugly week |
| No one knows where we are headed. Current AI is based on paper from 2017. Do you really believe we have hit a ceiling? |
| Fake news, alternative facts. |
| 75 bucks , don't spend it all in one place |
| i might have to convert to cash, this market is so fucked. i’d be better off with my 3.5% interest than this psychotic market. \n\ni can’t hold anything longer than a day because of these massive swings, there seems to be no good entry point for anything. |
| The CDS interest rate is approaching 1999 levels |
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| Aaand I'm broke again. See you next month 👋 |
| Yes |
| Still didn't get my Christmas bonus. I'm feeling like clark Griswold in national lampoon Christmas vacation rn. |
| Yeah the risk is the underlying underperforming by a larger margin than the call premiums earn over time. But along the lines of “i’ll sell this position if it hits X price” you should sell a call at X price as opposed to setting a limit at X price. \n\nBetter than a market order is up for debate but you do have execution risk with a market order. Just like you have the risk of the underlying out/under performing your premiums. But specifically if your objective is to get rid of the underlying it’s a great tool. |
| You'll be rewarded handsome sailor |
| Only 69% down If we pull a full recovery on monday ill have some profit lmao |
| I know right. What a fucking waste |
| So Santa rally starts Monday right ? |
| I’ve gone a step further and stopped trading it altogether. I don’t care much for the company—whether it goes bankrupt or to 10 trillion-but I do care about making money. But with tsla, you will lose whichever direction you choose. |
| I ordered a chicken caesar salad.\n \nThis has been a cashflow update |
| I love it when casino is saturated with degenerate Bols as was the case wed /Thu at 6920 |
| im not sure at this point. I think I have an unhealthy relationship with money |
| I went full port today after watching a ton of buys get placed yesterday (literally $2.2m) at $37 right before market close. I am now down 30% on my fucking account |
| So ..Files have been released? |
| I think he will do medical. |
| Doing HOOD on SoFi…. WSB Classic! Godspeed |
| Same |
| Lol nobody here buys index. Individual stocks have seen 30-60% draw downs in 1-2 months. Not saying CRWV or ORCL are good buys but don’t act like it’s 1% drop |
| When the real ai bubble pop happens we'll have circuit breakers lmao |
| And overhyped, if AI can't distinguish fact from fiction. |
| FUCK THIS YOYO MARKET |
| Portfolio is maddening. I climb to the ATH and the rug gets pulled. Do it again, rug gets pulled, do it again, rug gets pulled. My dumbass needs to learn to sell next time |
| Cause they are clowns |
| we now look to oracle for ai sentiment? |
| RKLB at a 34B valuation right now is highly regarded |
| Yup. Soon we're gonna launch and rip for a while until that rug is pulled. Most of the regards here will miss it. |
| The grinch has ruined our Santa rally 🙁 |
| Bunch of us got cooked today. Looked good…for a while this am. |
| Up 75% this week. It’s all about timing 🤠 |
| Bought Jan calls on a SOL 2x ETF this afternoon... do I belong here? |
| To everyone who is wondering what happened.\n\nWhoever was delivering a report for Broadcom is a fucking retard. Saying that AI profits will “deteriorate” is stupid and not guaranteed.\n\nBut everyone is still fearful after recent “AI bubble” and doubtful economy. |
| So Mango tries to distract from the Epstein files by rescheduling weed? Thanks but could you not have done it while I was shorting Trulieve? Sometimes you get lucky and sometimes you don't. I was not lucky today. |
| "why was today so fucking stressful?" I ask, unable to see the large blinking red light in front of me labeled "overleveraged" |
| AND weve still got tons of tax losses left to harvest, a tripple bear catalyst. Either short the market or buy a house, this baby is toast. Expect stimmies to go out inq1 2026 |
| Actually that would be explained by losing the chief product officer, Sun Choe, to VFC which has skyrocketed about 50% since she arrived.\n\n\nAlthough one could argue that McDonald was at least somewhat to blame for failing to retain her. |
| I'm holding Jan16 700$ spy calls. Also down 50%. Let's hope Christmas comes early next week. |
| bro if this POS would just pump one day my port would look like a diff one altogether. i'm so over leveraged in it its disgusting. |
| Answering your question seriously - Either by placing bets on events in Robinhood/polymarket(?). or by trading coins that will blow up over the weekend |
| I’m glad they expire, it means I don’t have to decide |
| Oh your mag7 doesnt swing 15$ back and forth multiple time within a single day? Maybe its time to consider switching to the literally least profitable mag7 with the highest multiples |
| So modern dragons are just billionaires, trying to live forever and sitting on huge hordes of wealth, and the evil wizards are still Oracles with a Palantir. |
| Down 1k to up 2k to flat 😂 |
| Hello. How’d it go bro?????? |
| Not if ur ghey, but then ur only pretending it's a problem |
| This is legitimately true. Indices are basically at ATH and yet I see half of the people here are wiped out lol |
| Dare you buy it? At least I dare to buy AVGO\nMU risk is too high |
| Who is buying tesla and most importantly why |
| Everyday I regret buying these AMZN leaps... |
| FUCK I WANTED TO BUY MORE OF MY AMZN CALLS THAT I’M ALREADY DOWN -81% |
| the year of jan 27, 2021 |
| Bro i make some of the most retarded and delusional comments on this sub out of pure hope simply hoping for 1-2% in a day but god damn... |
| there's always alcohol man |
| Nvda march 200c\n\nDown 54% fuck |
| So is this thread. |
| TSLA gonna become the most valauble company in the world when it moons during the next market crash |
| They literally do, multiple companies asked for nvda chips |
| and broadcom is up super bigly this year. hardly even a drawdown in comparison to its run |
| https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2025-12-12/oracle-bonds-trade-like-junk-as-spreads-widen-debt-risk-flares |
| Ah so YOU'RE the reason the market won't rally. Let go of them calls, man. Switch to puts so market can go up! |
| ez mode |
| Just to tease us. This week META almost gave up all the gains from the week before. Should have sold last Friday, fuck sakes. |
| Bubble |
| mu will tank so hard. its overbought like crazy and whats the point of memory shining when the whole AI sector is now being rotated out of? 200P will print mint like crazy. |
| Too bearish in here, calls was the play, they won’t let the music stop until mid terms |
| Habsburg AI and model collapse after a few generations of repeated training runs. |
| They’ve being lowering the compute and it shows |
| Everything to 0 forever |
| The only logical thing I can think of for why tsla pumped today is that Elon told his buddies to pump it so he can dump his 1B stock( bought in sep for Nov comp plan voting) next week. His brother(Kimbal) also sold 3% of his tsla stock this week |
| Did rock meet bottom yet? or are they still on their way? |
| Then you woke up |
| yup, thats why i said you are going down this month and next. the trend makes it obvious |
| Everything thinking the end is here…. But I’m buying calls. See you next week 😘 |
| literally old news |
| What CLOV doing 🧐 |
| Tsla is already bellow 300, so calls? |
| NVDA and AMZN actually down more than AVGO over the last 3 months. TSLA up 23% |
| How fucked are your calls? |
| Orcl made me a bag 🙌💎🙌 |
| i used up a lot of luck today. sold some weekly NVDA 180P on Tuesday, and closed this morning at $0.28 |
| Holy shit |
| This is why Robinhood metrics are starting to decline. Days like today wipe out amateur bols |
| Well today was fucking stupid. Looks like that downtrend may be back on |
| We cannot tank for that long simply because we'd hit zero before |
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| 🧐 |
| How can I make $2k this weekend? |
| bro I have been buying like crazy. I hope I am proven right like I was in April. |
| 🫴🏼 |
| Yes there is, the person at the top of this thread clearly missed these being for 1/16 rather than 12/16. \n\nVlad is a hype machine, I just don’t think a 50% swing is in the cards. |
| Why are midterms even volatile. Even if dems win it just means even more gridlock. |
| Welp, I loaded up on calls before close. My thought process was since the market is down today, maybe 🥭won't say/do something stupid over the weekend 😭 |
| Not trading Monday until 3:59. Buying 1DTE in opposite direction of whatever happens on Monday |
| Can mango save this shit by not being retarded??\n\nNo? I guess we r fuk |
| MU has more upside this week, I’ll add onto AVGO leaps if it drops to 340, guidance was kinda shitty |
| Broke mind virus |
| I got in at 70ish |
| GLD to $420 |
| Me |
| Ouch |
| You mean homeless? Bc that's what I'm about to br |
| for no fn reason |
| What in the serious FUCK was that |
| So heres a run down for all you youngins. Basically weve got about 30 million shares held hostage at all time high SPY. The wheel gets burned slow but wont catch up to the losses. We will have flat days to tease the rope, then dump days. Losses multiply heavily and the top heavy 689's start to break, millions of sales push down along with shorts and stop losses, day after day, week after week. This is a bubble pop mixed with a recession, a double dumper. Forget everything you know about market crashes, this is going to blow your socks off. 450 is optistic, we might touch 300. |
| I bought some QQQ calls to hedge my puts |
| Fuck me it drilled 15% lel |
| For people buying the "dip"....have you ever thought that maybe, maybe, dips can be larger than 1-2%? |
| That TLT play will be a wild ride - a nail biter with respect to yield curve control on the long end. I'm not sure it's going to come that soon, they will only do that as a last resort "solution". |
| In 10 years Robots are ”1 year away” like the tesla roadster |
| It’s regarded |
| I wish |
| Looks like this is the end boys |
| If the material it's trained on is not truthful, it will ofc start to spread misinformation. And the more ai material being created, the worse these models will be able to perform as they will be trained on their own nonsense. |
| Today was nasty. All the rate cut pump given back in one day... |
| Manipulation |
| When is Santa coming? My port is gone |
| Take two interactive plummeting after hours |
| Fuck off\n\nJk, ilu |
| No amount of earnings justifies the valuations. Will be a bloody day for semiconductors (again). Really hoping for that end of year santa rally. |
| One of us, one of us |
| insider trading before the rug pull |
| Well, no christmas for me |
| Which one |
| Don’t go poor taking profits |
| bro there is always someone out there who is way worse off than you. that would be me lol. im down 545K this week. **so you really can AMA.** |
| Like Sam the Butcher bringing Alice the meat |
| Why tsla up when market down? |
| Started with 300 so idgaf 🤪 |
| So once again, Tesla chose to identify as a car company instead of a AI/Robot company. Next week its an AI company when the market wants to pump AI again.. |
| Knowing this sub he probably sold at the absolute worst possible time |
| I love WSB when the market pulls these kind of moves lmao |
| Fun paying less taxes |
| I love the no pulp one. So good for breakfast. |
| So qqq down 2% and Tesla goes up 2.5% on bad news. How is this shit legal. Insane manipulation. Fuck Tesla. |
| Don’t worry guys. I sold it all so it will pump like crazy now |
| Didn't you buy AVGO today? |
| Yeah, almost like there is a large group trying to spread bs to try to crash tech. |
| welcome home bro |
| It's flat on the week. I really don't play earnings, but figured I'd add that observation. |
| SO IT WAS YOU! YOU CRASHED THE MARKET! |
| So qqq down 2% and Tesla goes up 2.5% on bad news. How is this shit legal. Insane manipulation. Fuck Tesla. |
| Isn’t there an event on Tuesday? |
| I'm totally fucked |
| Bro is just lying |
| SPY gave 13 mins of hope. Followed by hours of pleading and denial. I assume acceptance was at 682 lol |
| So you can’t have parties with hot women at them anymore? |
| I have this curse where the market drops 100 points every time I buy calls. literally every time. I wanted to buy yesterday but I didn't, and after the big V yesterday I thought I had cleared the curse. here we are. |
| Shit son it was at 103 like 2 weeks ago |
| I saw that 8% rivian drop and bought soo many calls. Sold out and parlayed into goddamn spy calls thinking it would turn around... at -.4% only lost a little on the gamble. Great job to you |
| Doom and gloom weekend thread |
| TIL in New York you continue paying child support even after they are grown ass adults |
| Shits down 1% and you calling for a bear market. This is why you been losing all year. |
| You dont learn to trade. You learn to connect a bunch of dots that may or may not connect and make your best guess and pray you don’t lose ur port and have to ask your wife’s boyfriend for more gambling money |
| Yeah 2020 was intoxicating |
| *completely useless |
| Its been a meme market since December of 2017. |
| Yeah smol pp losers have autonomy |
| Let the 🅱️eekend commence |
| I begrudgingly held some stuff. May be retarded. May not be retarded. Time will tell. |
| 420 SMOKE DOING OTHER PEOPLES WORK EVERY DAY |
| Posting this on LinkedIn |
| Only MMs know. We just ride the wave of wherever they decide to take us. |
| Research demonstrates why AI is a bubble\n\n[Scientists just uncovered a major limitation in how AI models understand truth and belief](https://www.psypost.org/scientists-just-uncovered-a-major-limitation-in-how-ai-models-understand-truth-and-belief/) |
| Fentanyl was holding this country together lol |
| Still green on the week but FUCK this was unnecessary |
| I'm 🌈and not big-boned |
| Come on mango tell them about AI in space |
| so next week PUTs? |
| We back to V next week? |
| OKLO dumped 15% lmao almost seems like a buy at this price |
| Tropicalia has easily become my new favorite beer. If you’re in the SE, look for it |
| If you can’t trust some nameless degenerate on WSB…who can you trust. |
| we love you too |
| Friends, I have been officially assigned an ass ton of INTC shares. I won't mention the cost, but it was quite significant. My asshole is bleeding right now. |
| I got bored and turned stocks into "Tinder Profiles" using AI. Which one are you swiping right on?\n\n**1. Tesla ($TSLA)**\n\n* **Headline:** "I’m literally powering the future (and your anxiety)."\n* **Bio:** I’m high-maintenance, obsessed with Mars, and I have serious mood swings. One day I’m buying you a Cybertruck, the next day I’m tanking your entire portfolio. Can you handle the drama?\n* **Red Flag:** My boss tweets too much.\n\n**2. Ford ($F)**\n\n* **Headline:** "Reliable. Classic. Probably reminds you of your grandpa."\n* **Bio:** I’m not flashy. I won’t take you to the moon, but I’ll pay for dinner (dividends) every quarter. I’ve got baggage (debt), but I’m built tough.\n* **Red Flag:** I haven't moved in 5 years.\n\n**3. NVIDIA ($NVDA)**\n\n* **Headline:** "I'm the popular girl everyone wants right now."\n* **Bio:** I’m expensive, I’m running the AI revolution, and I know I look good. If you want a piece of this, you’re paying a premium. Don’t ask if I’m a bubble, just enjoy the ride.\n* **Red Flag:** One bad earnings call could give us both heart palpitations.\n\n**Be honest: Is this actually a fun way to find stocks, or is it just a gimmick?** |
| Like many people here I've learned to stop betting against it. There's a good chance you can 5x on puts at the start of any given day but it's not worth losing on 10 other days. |
| What if it already sold off pre-earnings? |
| sry ily bye |
| remember 10 months ago when pam bondi said she was gonna release the epstein files lol |
| Yeahhh, as someone with March calls I’d love for this guy to be right, but I do not share that regard level of confidence. |
| Time to scroll endless AI generated slop for the next 2 days |
| Chart moved left to right consistently. Some other directions also. |
| im a bull but me thinks we tank until february |
| TSLA is OG |
| Meta is complete shit. Amazon, Google, Netflix, hell even Tesla actually have legit value. Meta is just a plague. It's like having a Tiktok stock. Complete ass. |
| How’d you call it? |
| No. It's the top. We have been in a recession for years. The ATH after ATH after ATH didnt make sense. This right now, makes sense. |
| Sentiment of puts makes me feel good about my calls. Please keep buying puts my friends! |
| We gon see |
| The sell off may continue unfortunately |
| It's madness. Even the precious metals are swinging wildly. Fortunately, their trend has been strongly upwards overall. I would not touch it with anything under 6 months to expiration, though. |