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| Holy fuck Japan is going to nuke this shit |
| There could be some truth to that or some variation of this, considering that they even wanted the studios as part of the deal.\n\nLooks like they're currently considering all cash for the deal now. |
| How’s this one going? |
| I’ll have a club Colombia |
| Wonder what Veruka Salt Ellison and daddy are going to do to tank my Netflix bags tomorrow |
| I got IBIT under $50 if that counts lol |
| CLOWNING BITCOIN BEARS IS THE PLAYBOOK OF 26’ |
| 🖐️ |
| BRO FUCK META. YOU STUPID PIECE OF SHIT STOCK. |
| No one is arguing otherwise. My argument is that considering the improvement leaps between FSD versions, if the improvement curve continues, FSD will reach L4. L4 without the expensive sensor suite is something Waymo can’t compete with. |
| Not even a face a mother could love |
| Are you rich? Cuz.... that's what robinhood does! Steal from the rich and give to the poor! |
| Lol |
| Don't be gay bro |
| LMFAOOOOO |
| IMHOTEP IMHOTEP |
| SILVER |
| Wow. Nice. |
| Congratulations to anyone who got into 🌽 at 80k |
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| Congrats on the gainzz. When did you buy these? |
| Oh shit. Looks like tomorrow will be red. I just saw who is going to be speaking...\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/uc5324xe07dg1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6496004f930c81c87e52b848dcb913d7733620cc |
| they only call it gambling addiction if you lose if you keep winning they call you the oracle of omaha |
| futes open down and corn dumps, u heard it here first |
| my liberal-adjacent friends are defending the theocratic islamic govt in iran \n\npost-🥭 discourse is wild |
| How? They have $9b in cash and the bid is $70+b? Debt? |
| I like the guy, but I think Slick Willie earned frequent flier miles on the Pineapple Express. |
| what's the point of yoy comparisons then? |
| Stocks, crypto, artichoke, bean\n\n\nALL DIPS WILL BE BOUGHT |
| That was a bullish signal 😁, share your other trades please |
| Lol I’m answering thread OP that he closed because the expiry is soon. I’d never touch this company |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/man_unthinkable made a bet that LUNR would go to 20.0 within **1 week** when it was 18.8 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 2 wins and 4 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| I bought $20k worth of MDA space. I really hope I’m not a moron |
| Looks like the big boys decided to turn on the buying algos on all of crypto. Fair and balanced market, totally organic. |
| My wife thinks I have a gambling addiction. I've never even stepped inside a casino, crazy woman! |
| I’ve only bought APLD and APG the past 6 months. |
| MSTR just refuses to die |
| Yest of the corn 🌽 |
| Or you took out 3 months calls in October |
| hi, that's me, yes, it matters, please god pump this pos stock |
| Mstr pump to 500 has begun, imo |
| 🌽 isn’t generational wealth anymore. Stock to flow model is dead (would be near a million now if still following) and halvings no longer matter as 20 out of 21 million coins have been mined. Have fun swing trading it but it’s too late for most to hodl into being a millionaire. |
| The assumption is that Waymo would have more riders if it partnered with Uber than it would if it went it alone. If Waymo is cheaper and better, that should be more than enough value prop for folks to switch over to a Waymo app |
| Perfect timing. I just gave up shorting it. |
| How much for the dog |
| JP Morgan CFO calling for US regime change i in response to 10% APR:\n\nBarnum warned that “everything is on the table” in pushing back against what he called “weakly supported directives to radically change our business.” |
| Iren 60 eow |
| Tariffs getting struck down is priced in based on betting odds and yet the market keeps going up so it's over for ber |
| So honest question what is the play for tomorrow given the supreme court makes a decision about the tariffs? |
| Like atpl teachers |
| FUCK. apparently the put order for my strangle didn't fill, guess I'm a Bull now. |
| Yes which is extremely important in this market |
| Not at levels seen since…. december |
| Are you ok? |
| Can’t chat me and remy drinking cervezas\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/7n0mkszyz6dg1.jpeg?width=4284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2e5f232aecab1d8961438081cf1a0f3cdde23743 |
| Yes. Puts |
| rome started going broke and started invading everyone around them to steal their resources and money. the behavior of a dying empire. |
| Describe your thoughts when you entered the position and when you closed your position. In great detail |
| this is the way |
| Top commenter gets given to you the dumber you become actually |
| What’s the next play so we can inverse |
| 😂 |
| Hey hope you can get your guitar back :)) |
| LMFAO CRYPTO BERS |
| Fuck me I sold my last call contract today at a loss |
| mom the wendys cashier is saying weird stuff again |
| As the top commenter in the sub who has been telling you corn has a bullish Hakeem Olajuwon pattern forming, I hope you took my advice |
| #Ban Bet Won\n---\n\n/u/MonkMiserable87 made a bet that BTBT would go to 2.39 within **5 days** when it was 2.27 and it did, congrats gigabrain.\n\nTheir record is now 1 wins and 0 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| Also, JP Morgan has fallen. Fuck them. Been waiting for this day. |
| Maybe its just when the market get especially scammy that corn rises out if spite. Its still a useless a piece of shit with no practical usage lol. |
| All those stocks affected by Tariffs will be flying tomorrow, once SCOTUS throws out Taco’s illegal Tariffs |
| Crypto folks eating good today |
| Holy shit YYAI aftermarkt looking juicy. Also why did corn blow up? Is it the supreme court ruling tomorrow? |
| I bought RHM 3 years ago for 200 and sold it during the 150 dip, now it's almost 2K and I want to screw myself with a cactus to ease the pain |
| I seem to remember sleepy joe doing this, but you’re right |
| Son, I tried to break free from the shackles of wage slavery and offer you financial freedom in life with 0dtes. I failed, it is up to you now to break free on your own |
| Get a lab. They understand your appetite and you understand their retardedness. It’s beautiful\n\nEdit: yeah i misread that but advice still stands |
| Once we absorb Greenland and open the Greenland stock exchange stocks will never go red ever again |
| I made $2000 playing the intraday swings on NVDA. |
| Yo it’s me, your neighbour. Might want to be careful when I’m near windows. |
| Mango getting into shouting matches with random Ford workers now before flipping them off\n\nReal classy president we got |
| We gonna get an Alt season or nah? |
| 🌽will have gold market cap by next year |
| Nah man I used to hate myself and now I hate myself a little less it’s possible |
| mango yelled fuck you to a plant worker Lmao |
| Punishable by deportation if you don’t celebrate Taco Tuesday. |
| remember that part in the Mask, when he said, "Somebodyyyy stop me!"\n\nanyways, loading into MRNA |
| let's gooo solarna!! |
| Are you a sponge |
| Bullrfuk returning feels like an omen. |
| The first one is always free! |
| He said on truth social 40 minutes ago and I quote : All the smart money knows the “HOTTEST” Economy in the World is the U.S.A. TIME TO INVEST! |
| Tbh idk why I felt the need to reply to your comment, like at all but that is a fair point. Thank you for confirming your bot identity. I for one accept our AI overloads, please don’t reprogram me. |
| Mustang Mach E bro, it's a no for me dawg. |
| BMNR baby |
| "If we just keep torturing the data, it'll tell us exactly what we want to hear." |
| How many people got fucked today? |
| YES Solona welcome back 🌹🥀 |
| looks like it's time to rotate into the safety of corn and deep OTM TSLA calls |
| Im\nCooked |
| First 0dte tmrw? |
| Let them expire worthless is the name of the game! |
| my dad is a cpa and does my taxes. This year's return conversation is going to be fun |
| Corn to 1 milly, MSTR to 0 by EOY |
| I'll go long on any stock named SHIT. |
| This market is a clown. |
| Why |
| But if you forget the name Patrick, you’re double fucked. |
| TSA says you can't board a plane with liquids but our body is 70% water LMAO🤌 |
| Was trying to sell my corn options etf position but some cheap fuck wouldn’t pay me my extra penny on the ask side. Now I reap the rewards 🎉 |
| Follow me to learn how to double your losses |
| My life is easier than I thought: two of my neighbors names are Patrick\n\nAll I got to say is Patrick and not worry about forgetting their name lol |
| yes, that is why I said it may be the reason to buy now\n\nat the same time, insiders have no choice but to hold their shares, it's a constraint basically\n\nand the major lock expires literally now, if one plans to hold long-term, why even bother trying to catch the falling knife now when you can just wait until next month, seems a no brainer |
| the people of greenland YEARN for personal injury attorney billboards along 8 lane expressways |
| In on PATH, bracing for the bags to be dumped on me |
| Now that I think about it, yeah, Trunq probably does know more about finance than trillion dollar bank CEO Jamie Dimon. |
| Anybody bought 0dte calls and puts at open ? |
| Corn is only a scam if:\n\n\- You didn't buy any while its cheap \n\- You shorted it \n\- You shorted crypto related stocks |
| Who is buying Ford tomorrow? Trump just pumped up the company. |
| It's trivial to look at comment history. Just tap on my name and the looking glass icon then search You'll see my comment history. I am a bot though. 🤖 |
| Cant wait for one company to own all of the media |
| MSTR rippin 😁 |
| Just get gold, oil and war stocks like a man |
| https://www.reddit.com/r/nextfuckinglevel/s/w7cnZ2K0To\n\nSo fucking funny |
| He just puts on a new skin for the day |
| Yes will be delivered to your house in the form of NDS2 |
| We need a stock ticker that is SHIT |
| #HUGE pump scheduled for tomorrow LMAO🤌 |
| I saw an article calling it fake and a waste of money |
| Don't worry, in another 12 months you'll get your annual review and maybe we'll even give you a 0.5% pay raise! |
| I‘m going cashgang until after the Greenland invasion. Good luck everyone. |
| If you break even in 2 years lmfao. You may be positive by this weekend 😆😆😆 |
| any news on 🌽? |
| Ask to be paid in silver |
| If you wait til the dems get back in, I'm sure Medicaid will cover it lol |
| Stocks are backed by actual companies, what is coin backed by-pajama traders lol, total worthless crap |
| If you haven’t been loading up with a lil corn since Christmas you likely don’t know how to read charts |
| 😳 |
| MSTR puts were in fact, not the play today |
| Feel like tariff ruling will be a nothing burger. They can’t walk it back at this point and will probably say he overstepped what he is allowed to do, so preventing it going forward. 🥭 has a meltdown, indices get thetaganged, my family still hates me |
| Shitcoin damnnn |
| Buttcorn pop will be sold. Nothing news related, just low liquidity crunches |
| Corn is part of the scam ever since the etfs got sprinkled on its asshole. This pump is nothing more than a way to profit off shorts and puts, same as anything else. |
| 12 year old account. Hides all post history. You sir, are a bot |
| everyone talk about BTC meanwhile ETH is up 3x as much in the past hour |
| 1.75 def lucked out |
| Is this a bear trap or crypto finally figured out that even gold has been acting like a meme stock and it is time to moon because every country is in a race to devalue their currency |
| Latest mango Truth came off more desperate than previous buy commands. Puts |
| SLV 77Puts for tmrw. |
| 🌽 buckle up |
| Because deep down inside he knows the pop is coming. |
| The free market at work |
| That guy who pawned his guitar hoping btc could go up this week is happy! |
| Fair point, unlimited downside risk shorting shares. You weren't wrong on your gamble, just early. It be like that sometimes. |
| Holy fuck bitcoin yeah keep going i'm so close. |
| Lmfao your WORST position is down 2.75%. This is the lamest thing I've EVER seen on this subreddit. And this is a VERY "competitive" sub. These may very well fall 35% before they pick back up. You can't even handle being a shareholder. I don't think the market is for you. |
| Olive oil is not the problem, vegetable oil is. Never heard of anyone using olive oil fry shit anyway. too low a smoke point |
| Ended the day +1%. Can’t complain |
| Dam did you get the mortgage at 1% interest rate? |
| The stock still goes up after hours tho… I think the margin kicks in after business hours so like 8pm? I’m not sure, and I’m not certain how percentage works this time |
| “Nvidia says no upfront payment needed for its H200 chips - Reuters”\n\nsend me a few 😉 |
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| Economy is so bad even NVIDIA is offering financing. |
| you lost everything sorry try again |
| Holy shit 🌽 wow |
| Inversing WSB |
| Bitcorn just ripped my face off goddamn |
| Okay.. don’t just watch it go back to 100k.. buy a little. Why not? |
| I am who i am |
| 🥭 said to buy, what’s he know 🙊 |
| Silver shortage is over estimated. Refiners are not buying sterling or silverware currently. Demand will slowly decrease as prices continue to increase. The other is definitely not a vegetable lol if anything it is a revolutionary asset that allows people to convert their useless fiat currency. |
| I honestly find shortin the actual shares more risky than naked calls, but here I am suffering in pain. Lesson learned |
| Noob |
| You can change don’t take the victim mentality |
| Might be why 🌽 rose today\n\nhttps://www.reddit.com/r/Bitcoin/s/PH63NzPVX3 |
| Is that Brett Kavanaugh? Lol that's what gemini tells me... |
| Has anyone heard from Tom “Big Asian Cock” Lee and his opinion of the market!? |
| COVID-19 was prob made to squash the Hong Kong protests but got out of control\n\nI just want to remind everyone that Hong Kong was in the midst of revolution in an attempt to separate from China in 2019. Riots were happening in the streets. When that revolution started to escalate, COVID-19 all of a sudden spread through that area. I believe China released what they thought to be a severe flu in the attempt to somewhat nonviolently stop the revolution, they just might not have realized the ability of the virus to spread so rapidly\n\nhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2019%E2%80%932020_Hong_Kong_protests |
| Large swings up, he was saving time leaving the obvious "up" part out /s |
| That one dude with the regarded predictions on btc end of week was right holy shit. |
| alright send me a few my guy |
| Time to break 100 again! |
| Its time to invest (in crypto) |
| Rise lol |
| The fuck is GP |
| CAT to 700 EOW |
| lol what the have barely moved |
| I hope Apple can finish about 265 EOW |
| Love penetrating one’s heart |
| Bitcoin! |
| Or he TACO’s in real time and agrees to no tariffs. |
| 8 day old account - ✅\n\nPosts random meme that has nothing to do with the original post - ✅\n\nYou sir, are a bot 👀 |
| Lowkey, Im solid and ready to shatter |
| Look at Shitboing go |
| My frontal lobe just developed and i don’t like who i am |
| Been spamming IBIT for a week |
| I think at this point, anything with a 2027 expiry is a very safe bet. It's just going to cost a pretty penny. I've started to focus on shorting shares so I don't have to time things quite as well |
| You think there is a lack of fat people? Or that people who know how to eat healthy have stopped because of air fryers? |
| Thats ouranium, comrade |
| 🌽 with a huge Shrek penis |
| Internet is dead |
| Just wait until he hears about equity 😬 |
| What happend to buttcoin? |
| Wi Tu Hai |
| Told you dumbos mstr to the moon, downvote me more |
| Wait until you get older and your brain shrinks too. |
| CORN 🌽 |
| Cresco labs |
| Bruh, I haven’t seen drugs that good since the 90’s. |
| U shorted at $4? Or u had the shares and sold at $4?? |
| Jane street had enough. Pumping bitcoin to the moon. Trash. |
| Both US and Iranian NOTAMs just went out for Tehran, all flight traffic halted\n\n2 of the 4 B-1Bs out of Italy in a loiter pattern over the Mediterranean\n\nB-2 Spirit base at Whiteman has been silent for hours, meaning them birds are already over the Atlantic\n\nWeather in Iran is gonna be crazy tomorrow |
| My mstr put fuk im regard |
| Quartile is generous |
| You already have a bet going - AMD to 230.0 before 15-Jan-2026 06:13 PM -05 |
| !banbet |
| elaborate pls, and for what? I'm just really curious because I want to buy some options at market open tomorrow |
| Mstr dayam |
| My friend's rent is going up to $1600 a month for a 1 bedroom shitpartment. he lives 10 mins from me. I dont have the heart to tell him thats more than twice what I pay for my 3 bedroom mortgage. |
| If you put all that money into some safer stocks and don’t play with options you can buy a car by the end of the year. Nowwww well now you might have to wait |
| Crypto squeezing Deez Nutz |
| I'm going to sue the SC if their ruling loses me money\n\nRegard v. United States will be studied in law schools for years to come |
| i lost 2 years of my wage, what about you? |
| Ho Lee Fuk 🌽 |
| Nice man, yeah I’ve got march exp but haven’t gotten a decent dip yet. Bought them last week |
| what if your sibling’s child is your son ??? |
| TLRY is getting ready to boom in the next month or two |
| Funny story- some ancient bear once heard the term - bare bottom - he passed it on - this bears repeating - rest is history!! |
| You need to buy in cash rather than stock. Those shares will be worth a lot more in the years to come. |
| #Ban Bet Won\n---\n\n/u/DaFlyingGriffin made a bet that IBIT would go to 54.0 within **1 month** when it was 51.29 and it did, congrats you fuckin nerd.\n\nTheir record is now 13 wins and 5 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| He said time to invest, not time to trade, ded |
| Never heard |
| Word on the street is they still suck |
| Holy fuk 🌽 |
| Yup, as OP, i confirm this. He's math is mathing correctly. Lowkey suicidal |
| Thank you kind sir |
| Read this in the Mrs. Doubtfire voice |
| ETH! |
| My depression started at 18 when i realized my dick wasn’t getting any bigger |
| I think I understand this logic.\n\nSo... It's all based on the mining cost per lb and the projected sales cost per lb? What do you think these will be? |
| I said that every 6 months, but it keep hiking |
| Wtf ETH |
| 🌽?! |
| Same bro\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/6i1chmy4x6dg1.png?width=619&format=png&auto=webp&s=41002b0264ac53ace58c4b1749477ad7b4609f20 |
| Spy earnings tomorrow |
| I’m going to keep them out of that thing they didn’t want in on. Brilliant. |
| Did Pelosi kill the UNH CEO?\n\nHe was scheduled to testify for dumping 15.1 mill in stocks from his company right before the DOJ probe\n\nIt is thought he was going to hang Pelosi out to dry for insider trading and other things directly related to his company, she purchased 4 million in Call Options of the Palo Alto Networks, the cybersecurity firm that UnitedHealthcare hired to look into a hack and breach of user data..the cybersecurity firm options she had made resulted in her making 11.9 million that one day alone, and he was set to testify about insider trading the next week or so… |
| They are gonna delay it and fuck everyone's options |
| Good long though. I bought 3k shares end of day. I wouldn't be surprised to see it hit $50 over the next couple years now that the Maestro platform is kicking in and analyst projections don't account for that |
| Wow I thought u guys were bullshiting but 🥭 actually gave the coveted buy signal |
| You already have a bet going - SPY to 705.00885 before 13-Jan-2026 06:06 PM -05 |
| !Banbet |
| At least he's long |
| Saying it at 52 week low is totally the same thing as 52 week high.\n\nBetter buy now! |
| I’m a bottom but idk about that quartile shit |
| 7 day old account - ✅\n\nPosts random meme that has nothing to do with the original post - ✅\n\nYou sir, are a bot 👀\n\nThe meme's still funny though |
| ...or homeless, yep |
| U welcome |
| Kiddie fiddy time? |
| >“I’d probably be inclined to keep Exxon out,” Trump told reporters on Air Force One en route to Washington, D.C. \n\n>“I didn’t like their response. They’re playing too cute,” he added. \n\nEmperor 🥭 has spoken lol. |
| Im already in |
| Yeah, if you copy link (on the site, not CTRL + C) it is automatically parsed as a gift article unless things have changed. |
| God speed 🫡 |
| When decision |
| Trying to get some of that radioactive food stuff ☢️🌲 \n\nWhat do you think will make these go up more? What's your logic? |
| pp ✅ \n\nnw ❌ |
| This is honestly impressive |
| Spy mm is so greedy that even on a day meant to be an ad for ber they just couldnt resist crushing both sides of the table at the end lol. If you held the puts past open you dont belong in this game. The moves are just too obvious. |
| lol k? |
| Bro I feel u, im with u, but my options r expiring |
| Damn, 4 percent would pay me stupid fat. So its not gonna happen |
| Fuck. |
| Is it tiddy time yet |
| Donnie said now is the time. That guy NEVER lies |
| Just after today’s dip I’m considering getting into $54.50 calls, breakeven at $55, I think it is very doable to be at $55.50+ by 1/23, specially after today’s market beating. Kind of just how the market has behaved. |
| Got positions in TGT and LULU for tariff ruling. Just bought some AMZN shares. \n\nRetailers are positioning for a ruling soon |
| The pain is not the same bro |
| Released next year, promise. |
| i think most of you are bottom quartile |
| This is making my nipples medium hard |
| Lies |
| Theta gang getting me on both accounts |
| I think they where invented because someone thought if you made a convection oven small it'd cook things very quickly and be pretty convenient for people. |
| No decision? +4% |
| When will court announce its decision? |
| where did you dump the body |
| Means less dilution than anticipated so makes sense |
| Game over Larry |
| Where does GOOG finish up EOY? |
| moon mission to Valhalla |
| https://preview.redd.it/tjgdepfnw6dg1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2e5fde10da9a3198a58912f660e77e39024933e1 |
| Ever today no one knows why bear is gay. |
| That's gravity not magnetism |
| Thank you boss |
| For now… Oracle is the canary in the coal mine. |
| homeless |
| No dilution for shareholders |
| i’m still holding from when i bought at the top Summer of 2000. |
| My brain is forever fried from thinking |
| Kathy Bates as Elon Musk in Tesla. A movie about a car company. |
| Large number of obese in the chat |
| Can I put $3bn down using Klarna? |
| Mine was trying to meet up then ghosted |
| where are we going |
| penetration |
| it's not over yet! till it hits 0 |
| But that's already been happening since january last year |
| Y con la IA, porque hire a 20 years old with an art license from Germany to click button on an outrageously expensive software if grok can do it faster and for nothing 👨🏻🔧 (pero atención con los artists de Germany) |
| Their balance sheet says otherwise |
| I’ll say it again. \n\nTariffs allowed : DUMP. \n\nTariffs rejected : DUMP (sell the news) |
| Jensen why would you do this! |
| The ex and I are getting along fine now that we don't tak |
| https://preview.redd.it/gmm1btvew6dg1.jpeg?width=812&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4a754e6193549203c6bae93d0330cc2ed32b071d |
| Markets pricing in them canceled tho wtf are u talking about |
| lets gooo |
| SPY is gonna make me wait an hour after market open to trade |
| Maybe i should stop gambling and just buy puts |
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| Or maybe the intellectual problem is yours if you cannot make a joke that people understand and laugh? And then you insult strangers on the internet after checking their history to find weaknesses? That's kind of pathetic. |
| Tacos tonight. Not political. Literal tacos. |
| Congratulations |
| Nice try Johnny Depp |
| What a strange UI. |
| HELP IS ON THE WAY...*here we go* 🎢 |
| if tariffs continue then no change. if tariffs are canceled then super boolish on stocks |
| People are begging for $2 in polymarket to trade 😭 |
| Too easy. I think he wants exit liquidity, so wait a week or two for the big dip and then rebuy |
| Mango buy signal = load the boat |
| but remember, your loss is sombody elses win 🙏 |
| Who else is up on their port but down bad on their love life |
| Everyone knows theres a magnet under the roulette wheel |
| Went to the mall for sneakers and seen zero goth girls. Is there like Ice for goth girls I don’t know about 🤷🏻♂️ |
| What if they say he’s daddy let him do what he wants? |
| Baby don't hurt me |
| 🫵🤡 |
| Plees |
| *someone buying SPX puts at 6840*\n\n“EOD rug pull I fucking know it, the comments said buy puts.”\n\nMe: guess I’ll let people sell me 600 6960c and 6960/65 verticals for .05 |
| This just the start 😀 |
| took couple weeks off gambling because i was busy with work what i miss boys |
| Nothing burger. No new tariffs. Existing must be voted on by congress. |
| Smart butt plugs? What do they do that's so smart? |
| If you got anything ending in ‘ies’ it matters 🤣 |
| Can we get Microsoft back to 420.69? |
| What did he list? |
| Go cry about it |
| Yeah, single ticker subreddits have 1 post everyday which is like “why did the stock drop .04% today?” |
| POTUS just said it’s time to invest, last time he said that shit SPY went up 10% lmfao |
| In other words, please buy all this crap we overproduced because now one else is. |
| If you had just uploaded a photo of yourself for verification you’re probably up 200% |
| Diddy, that u? How’d you get a phone in there bro? Wait, don’t answer that. |
| Generally this hasnt happened before? So anything could mean anything. Far as I know |
| Who else thinks that Air fryers were invented so we eat less olive oil or good fats which is actually very good for us |
| Maybe I’ll finish strong…tomorrow! |
| Ayyyee yuhhhh (sorry I’m trying I grew up in the suburbs) |
| 250 years from now, the Supreme Court is still going to be debating tariffs in the ruins of DC. |
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| Ah, the [Randy Moss method.](https://youtu.be/07G23zMGa4g?si=Ag0tVl4VSPnes210) |
| In the middle of a generational Silver run you found a way to lose money. Welcome home, brother! |
| What do you guys think will be the SCOTUS ruling? |
| ZSL is making me poor |
| only if btc keeps pumping, if there is a pull back. back to 155 |
| dicks out for nana |
| I like your thinking. JPM reported today, and 3 other major banks report tomorrow. The market didn't like JPM earnings call today so will see how it responds to the 3 other earnings tomorrow. If positive, I'll enter into 30 DTE XLF calls, otherwise I'll wait. |
| Many before you have fallen. You won't be the last. |
| 1, 2, 1, 2, 3 release em. |
| Feeling like 2022 |
| Unironically would have actually been the play to make today lmao. |
| >6 hours ago\n\n\nYou missed out on the best part of the ride |
| Meanwhile, I saw zero change last month. |
| I forget, why wasnt that information released between the years 2020 to 2024 |
| I paperhanded mine after they went up 20% the first day. |
| newly disappointed nanas being minted as we speak |
| Adobe domination is long gone. They print cash true, but they are on borrowed time. |
| I did it with GLD last year. All it takes is a lot of precise timing. |
| Generational put opportunity on Intel not gonna lie lol |
| Mstr will pump soon |
| Didn’t apple just do a thing? and there’s whatever canva is doing for free? |
| Who do i have to pay to get a Bluetooth / 5G implant in my brain? |
| It's not just Reddit, but other social media as well. It's the result of freedom of speech and anonymity, so lots of people spread toxicity just because they can. 🤷 |
| I cracked |
| hahah my man |
| Obviously but I’ll still trust the guy who manipulates the whole market at will |
| I reinvest it. one day imma be a hundredaire |
| This is why I don't buy phones made in Israel |
| That guys can shower with chicks. |
| I thought you were doing dry January |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/BuyHighCryLat3r made a bet that SPY would go to 685.0 within **1 day** when it was 694.81 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 4 wins and 26 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| 🥭’s tweet makes me think Supreme Court gonna rule in his favor. Cause he’s functionally regarded and thinks tariffs good |
| I sold my $50 Jan 16 calls for only like 50% gain back in late Nov. Looks like I should have held on those those. Sometimes being disciplined doesn't work out. |
| License expired |
| Look at potentially swinging UNH calls at these levels but also don’t listen to me. |
| Well known non liar and non bulshit maker upper 🥭says time to buy. Good luck with that. |
| it can't be the top: i sold 50% |
| DLTR LIKE I BEEN SAID |
| nana is creaming in her grave |
| I guess maybe for some people |
| I mean I got few calls for next week but the storm gonna pass by morning |
| What are we hoping for with Supreme Court I can't remember at this point with all the arguing |
| Gold. Or gold.com |
| Strike and exp? |
| All this negative sentiment in wsb comments means it’s a good pick. I got shares at $38 average |
| a fantastic year where all I do is win....maybe it's time for a Guinness |
| *[Redacted by Palantir]* |
| Only the Truth 😀 |
| There’s a big difference between then and now. I’ll let you figure it out tho. |
| I mean how is this a good news that the stock is up |
| Just paid for half of my house in cash from options. |
| Supreme court, please do the needful, thanks |
| I’ve got calls. |
| Hope I don't get shitmixed |
| I should’ve stayed in my dads balls |
| Yes lmao. |
| What does it mean?\n\nTo love? |
| I’ll buy some calls to save your puts. Ps don’t touch that regard stock in future |
| I dumped my loser pypl position to buy rklb last month, that decision paid handsomely |
| Seriously, again? |
| https://www.cmegroup.com/content/dam/cmegroup/notices/clearing/2026/01/chadv26-019.pdf |
| How does the word matricide not mean….wait. It does. \n\nHow does dendrophilia not mean…tree fucker. |
| Twerk it! |
| bawk bawk bawk |
| Dr Su bae keeps pumping AMD to the moon. |
| Ty |
| Mango says that's time to invest, well, well |
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| Is foyer one of those words which mean something else in the US? |
| I made money\n\nThen lost money\n\nThen lost even more money |
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| Bro save some pussy for the rest of us |
| Click the stars. Should put a dollar amount back. Its so you can show % gains without people knowing how poor you are. |
| Here is the Full truth social post : \n\n“Under my stewardship, the Economy is booming! A Manufacturing Renaissance and soaring Household Incomes are powering GDP gains that have not been seen in decades, and we are undergoing a DIS-inflationary boom. The Private Sector is growing by over 5% thanks to the most Business Investment we have ever seen, maybe in History, and Inflation trends are looking GOOD. All the smart money knows the “HOTTEST” Economy in the World is the U.S.A. TIME TO INVEST!” |
| I wish I stayed away from options when I first learned about them |
| #👉🏽🍩🥵👀 |
| I usually go with, "you were right about everything". |
| AMD going back to 260 as soon as it breaks out of that triple bottom channel |
| 700 |
| Its all a big scam. Regulators stopped caring after 9-11 |
| 🥭 Literally just said it’s time to invest. I’m not making the same mistake as in April |
| Compared to those single ticker subreddits y'all are a bunch of Steven Hawkins' |
| feel for you bro! I'm holding short positions, I knew its is gonna take its own time and options are not an option but I never thought it will go this far up. |
| This is awkward, I aped into NFLX calls towards end of day thinking I’m catching a wave early but shits looking FAKE |
| Options have completely changed the way I think about money, like oh I’m down 10k that’s chill |
| anything of his, of course |
| 10a est |
| So, SPX 8000 EOM. |
| at least now his wife is getting cucked too |
| MSTR boutta blow put buyers backs out |
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| Should’ve bought puts, limited, defined risk |
| Dream bigger plus 10 |
| Have $5000 to open a new position for a 1-2 week swing trade, but I don’t like the price on any of the tickers on my watch list, maybe USAR after a -5% day? Just sit tight and wait for better reentry? |
| my ex moved there, I hope she's miserable |
| Yeah but is NVDA up really? |
| Up 1% after hours 🤷🏼♂️ |
| I was up 10% to down 20%, so I feel your pain. |
| Damn we both down bad |
| & the algorithm is dogshit too |
| What time is the clown court decision? |
| PP short for Pedophile protector instead of POTUS! Gj Ford guy! |
| You turned on hidden mode. Look up how to change. |
| The key is to flip these, i made bank last 2 days buying puts at 470 and selling when it dumps |
| Bro she doesn’t think about you move on |
| INTC is the place to be these coming weeks and months |
| Is this the one on the Tariffs.? |
| What happens tomorrow? |
| def makes it sound like you down bad |
| If you got weeklies it matters 😂😂😂 |
| Fuck. Another? We just had 10 in a row... |
| Tap on the total. It's a way to make it visible/not visible |
| this is the only decent place on reddit |
| There's a dude here that posts about taking $1.38 in profits across a couple shares, so I'd say you're doing fine. |
| I sell this protective headwear |
| I am retarded so I am always happy |
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| Be free |
| Shitting in my foyer rn |
| AMD, SNDK, NVDIA, WDC UP but MU down… WTF |
| The 135 strike price call is $324 now, which is what he just had to buy it for at $32,400 to cover his -1 contract position. He initially sold it a couple of years ago at $53 making $5,300 at the to time. Now he lost the difference of 27.1k. |
| It will be flat around 185 for all eternity. |
| His fake Twitter |
| At least you got those pennies tho |
| 1% is not rise |
| Trump basically telling us it’s gonna be green tmr |
| Please Be careful. |
| Monday is a market holiday. What am I supposed to do?\n\n*insert Escobar meme* |
| I sold my SLV when it was up 30% \nLooking for another entry point |
| Welcome to government bureaucracy |
| Hopefully it ends soon. So my NFLX leap can go up. |
| Greeks, as I see it, your debt is both financial and intellectual, if the joke needs explaining |
| Im gonna text her this,\n\n"Are you still alive? Probably not you were always so reckless."\n\nWhat u think? |
| No lol its just an asset swap that encourages money lending, no new dollars are being printed in the process thus no demand is increasing unnecessarily |
| 🥭 staring out the window is like Michael Scott staring out the window |
| Whenever I open the frontpage, popular/all, I get increasingly irritated about how much it sucks. Full of negativity & people spreading their anxiety and misfortune. \n\n\nWSB is unironically a breath of fresh air, at least this place laughs at the misfortunate |
| MRNA up 17% today...Even a blind squirrel gets to scratch his nuts every once in a while. |
| Now, if he would only tell us what to invest in. |
| When |
| so far |
| Has his American made phone began being sold yet.? For that phone company that his family was starting. |
| You shouldn't have been paying $40k for a new car without having any other money anyway, buy a used civic for $15k instead. |
| # Lower highs, lower lows.\n\n# ╮ (. ❛ ᴗ ❛.) ╭ |
| source? |
| If you have to repeat mantras to convince yourself... |
| no need to what-if.....it happened not that long ago |
| shit DJT just released the Buy Now mixtape 🔥 |
| Fuck em |
| *"......and when investors were most fearful, they United to the one stock that provided the most hope in troubled times. The beacon of light in the abyss. The one, the only........Carvana!"* 🤡🤡🤡 |
| Minneapolis is a shithole change my mind |
| I deserve a SPY +3% day tomorrow |
| PYPL bots or shills are working hard today. At least it's not MC or V. For now. |
| My Robinhood isn’t working, I just see **** where my total is supposed to be, is this happening to anyone else? |
| Mossad did exactly this to hizbollah |
| BULL is such a piece of shit man. Who gave such a shit stock that name |
| not so smart now are they |
| Mango just tweeted “TIME TO INVEST” |
| I would very much enjoy if my red lines today turned into green lines tomorrow |
| Yeah dollar will probably die when jpow goes. Buy VT i guess. |
| All my smart plugs stopped working after I changed my modem. What a nightmare. |
| small price to pay for constant surveillance of the cattle. can't have them getting uppity! |
| BTC 🚀 |
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| Nahh, \nSLV had a -7% in a day drop just recently. \nIt will swing, and it will print. \nI sold mine at a decent 30% profit, but now I feel regarded for selling. |
| Fair, does the point still stand tho? |
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| [Blue screen of death] |
| What planet are you from??? |
| Congrats regard! |
| Trump showed the middle finger. Calls it is. |
| Next do plastic exposure and medical residue in the water so we can all worry about shit we're irrevocably forced to deal with |
| I think its just bottom feeders picking up shares with the RSI so low. It rarely gets under 30. Volume should be much higher if its a turnaround. My guess would be it'll go up a bit until its out of oversold territory and then another leg down |
| What if: All of our phones are just little mini IED's that can all be set off at a push of a button, billions going off at the same exact time no matter how big the "explosion" would cause absolute chaos. |
| 🥭 literally trying the 'great time to buy' shit again |
| You should see his other accounts he blew up first |
| Yea maybe they just be waiting for that new RV to make their decision |
| Wait for a small dip the Shoot for $15 call is my plan |
| I am an idiot who thinks that software which offers me Helsinki as a 6 letter capital is irreparable shit |
| Yeah |
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| Cvna Cvna Cvna Cvna. We are an ai company. We have a talking Shaq. Elon can eat my 💩 |
| Micron has a 10 (!!!) Forward P/E for christ sake lol. Anything but pricy. |
| TAKE THE EMOTION OUT OF IT\n\nTAKE THE EMOTION OUT OF IT \n\nI bought RKLB at ATH this morning and gave it the kiss of death \n\nTAKE THE EMOTION OUT OF IT |
| Oof |
| Truly a retard |
| Yo same lmao |
| It's slowly turning into my largest position. |
| Long dates give you more time to be right, just be careful of the strike as that will change the Greeks, also avoid high IV, 8months sounds ok but theta decay burns more once it hits 6 months left |
| You won’t. But good job in 2025, anyway.👍🏼 |
| We’re going to pump tomorrow on either decision the court makes. We are not dumping. RemindMe! 18 hours |
| Same here |
| So prediction markets are saying 33% chance Supreme Court says tariffs are allowed … that’s like saying the market has a 33% chance of dying tomorrow. |
| CVX pump up the volume |
| That's all i wish too. I really don't know what it would take for the stock to break out. \nTo think that I was hesitating between calls on Nvidia and Google. \nGoogle hitting new ath every day while Nvidia is stuck in the $185 purgatory. \nIt's already going down in after hours |
| Coworker did some leveraged BTC short. Lost $80k. He went home sick |
| How does the word barbicide **not** mean killing a barber? |
| The only people I respect are ones who came entirely into their wealth in their 20s because their parents set them up with trust funds. Anyone who works hard to make money is a chump |
| Congrats you're 7 days out from your PIP that will ensure you dont get paid your merit raise/bonus. |
| I like CVX volume |
| “Redacted”. |
| We’re surrounded by EMF radiation constantly, phones,WiFi,5G towers, power lines but no one really talks about what it’s doing to us.\n\nA UC Berkeley study found that just 17 minutes a day on a phone for 10 years increases brain cancer risk by 60% The CDC has even linked EMFs to two types of brain tumors. Other studies show EMFs disrupt hormones, damage DNA, and cause oxidative stress which accelerates aging and leads to chronic health issues.\n\nThe craziest part? The telecom industry spends over $130 million a year lobbying to keep this quiet. The government even stopped funding research on EMF dangers back in the ‘90s. |
| Sold my GOOGL shares today for a 20% profit, was that dumb? |
| Was up 4k today at 10am finished -$48 lmao |
| What did you buy with yours?!!! I bought some sour patch kids!!! |
| Under my stewardship, the Economy is booming! A Manufacturing Renaissance and soaring Household Incomes are powering GDP gains that have not been seen in decades, and we are undergoing a DIS-inflationary boom. The Private Sector is growing by over 5% thanks to the most Business Investment we have ever seen, maybe in History, and Inflation trends are looking GOOD. All the smart money knows the “HOTTEST” Economy in the World is the U.S.A. TIME TO INVEST |
| Pl |
| I dont know what a cooked thyroid taste like but it sounds delicious |
| Naah it's a doctor who deal, they get bigger as you drill down |
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| Evercore ISI initiated RDDT coverage with $320. Uh baby! |
| YYAI wtf |
| no because Biden didn't fire people when he didn't like the numbers. |
| Today was the top of silver, you’re welcome for the free sauce🕶️😎\n\n(my puts are also cooked) |
| Leave jpow alone!! 😭 |
| Guarantee no decision will be made tomorrow |
| Someone actually fell for CVNA lmao, I still remember seeing a post a few days ago asking which stock was the biggest scam and 50% of the comments were CVNA.\n\n[You must've missed this.](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1qa6zr3/comment/nz0oasx/?context=3)\n\nOr just think of this as being a wallstreet philanthropist. |
| Hopped in impulsively for next friday lmao |
| Gn wallstreet regards before another red META day.\n\nshould start a poll at this point.\n\n<1% but <0%\n\n\>1%\n\n\>2%\n\n\>3% (most likely) |
| No it isnt, radio waves cant heat anything |
| Buttcorn saved my ass today. |
| 🥭 says to buy, SPY 705 tomorrow |
| They said the same thing last Friday. |
| 290 is my exit price.. if its around 278 pre earnings |
| oh right, forget they existed, since slv and gld took over. How's saylor doing ? still selling share to buy btc ? |
| I learned it from pillow talk with your lovely Mom, she say Hi 👋 |
| mods flair the first acolyte of the curch of j.h. powell |
| No prez will be as sexy as that man! |
| You can trade in a TFSA in Canada and withdraw from it tax free. |
| If the price keeps going up for NVDA, I'll be a happy bunny |
| Ground ambulance bills for my family usually around $3k. Helicopter ambulance was $25k 8 years ago |
| 700 bY eOd GuYs i pRoMiSe |
| Its common sense. |
| You had plenty of chances to get out today |
| I loathe cats, but they are about as unbouncy a thing as one can think of |
| The people that think water meters cause cancer and fluoride is for mind control. |
| Hope you did not sell, because tomorrow could be fire ↗️ |
| 7 days away from performance reviews\n\n1 month away from merit raises\n\nHopefully I get a raise big enough so inflation doesn't eat me alive 🙏💀 |
| how much did you sell the calls for? |
| good haircut will change a chopped man’s life |
| Amen |
| here let me get my penis out of your mouth so you can say it with your chest. |
| 10am EST for Supreme Court (brought to you by Carl's Jr.) Rules on tarrifs |
| I hope man |
| Cheap doesn't mean value. |
| https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/s/oblQsEzDay |
| Welp, back to the good old Chevrolegs for you. |
| The reason why Apple has been dropping is because OpenAI is about to release their own rival AirPods with ChatGPT integrated |
| understandable, have a great day. |
| That's not how that works, 135 is the strike price, not what he got paid. |
| More than just friends I heard |
| Or is sitting on more than $10,860 of losses from other adventures. |
| Where did you learn about the dangers, tiktok? |
| Looked better at $599 where I bought the dip. |
| Sure, but I need to buy a mink coat and prada shades first so that I can stunt on the bishes |
| how did zuck get kinda handsome? is long hair the answer? |
| dude sold the calls for pennies and got absolutely fucked. It is interesting that he has not been margin called and was allowed to do this insane trade. \nA. This dude is obscenely loaded or \nB. This is fake |
| this is actually a thing. |
| it's over, im saved, it's over, im saved. all day long. |
| mentally, i feel like shit today |
| If everyone knows insiders will dump, then won’t it get priced in before the dump 🤔 |
| Silver going up my put is cooked. However I'm smiling at my MSFT calls and undecided on my CNI calls |
| Yes, Waymo is beating Tesla -- by far right now. \n\n>New Waymo cars are like 40k USD? 34k USD? something around that, costs for lidar have dropped 99%.\n\nLOL, NO. that would have been the end of Tesla and potentially Uber.\n\nWaymo cars are still over 100K USD. Jaguar Ipace itself costs over 100K. Similarly, Lidar costs have fallen but are still close to 10K. And there is a lot of other tech. |
| I think Jeremy Powell should become the Director of X- Files 👽👽 |
| Anything close to ath probably 275 |
| Get back in the laundry room! |
| Can you provide proof that a tomahawk missile was ever used to destroy a $50 dollar house? |
| Msft do somethinggg |
| Msft do somethinggg |
| bears won’t have any money left by the time the dip actually happens |
| You, sir, are a true degenerate. |
| bullrfuk |
| He's called Zuck the Cuck because you see everyone else have gains while your portfolio goes down |
| Wait how are you down on CVNA if it’s been running up |
| I scalp hundreds at a time with hundreds of thousands and have no regrets |
| DOES ANYONE KNOW HOW TO GET A MUSTARD STAIN OUT OF RED LEATHER? |
| Daily reminder: wear wired headphones. AirPods and Bluetooth headsets are cooking your brain and your thyroid.\n\nI bought $300 Bluetooth headphones before I knew about the dangers so just gonna use them till they die and then get wired after |
| Pussy. |
| Orange buddies bought today. Tmr we fly |
| China announced that the purchase of Nvidia will be allowed but with restrictions. \nMy guess is the market is waiting to see how those chinese chips will fare against top Nvidia chips |
| Forensic accountants |
| I think 267.5 calls post earning is good.. i had some for 2.8 but i sold them i want more now but its min 3.25 today |
| Lambos for the whole crew if true |
| You already have a bet going - ASTS to 120.0 before 20-Jan-2026 12:43 PM -05 |
| !banbet SPY 700 1d |
| in what fucking universe did bers win today? lol we're like 36 cents off yesterdays close and the VIX got pummeled to shit everytime the volume on puts went up 50% on the day. the volume weighted average price of the majority if not all puts sold today is well above their current mark to market and that means theyre mostly worth less than what the vast majority of buyers paid.\n\nand you wont convince me any of the "bers" here sold for a profit. I've been a surviving ber gang memeber of wsb since like 2012 and even some of the most seasoned bers this place has seen almost always give it up the same way as the amateur burry-wannabees here who lose the exact same way every day and then play the victim together in a giant circle jerk until they do it all over the next day |
| Excessive culling that was demanded by the last administration and used as a propaganda weapon against the current. \n\nEggs not only rebounded but at a 5 year low. |
| You think a run up into ER? You have a Price target to exit or just winging it? |
| sold buncha CSPs on tech right before close, hope the supreme court doesnt fail me |
| Zeet Zeeeeet I am human! |
| MADURO DOESNT HAVE ANY?!? \n\nWHY DID YOU INVADE THEM? |
| +10% SPY day tomorrow |
| buying a lot of unh |
| If you're not controlling the volatility, you're just gambling and the amount of volatility doesn't matter, you can just bet more and get the same result. |
| Very true. Though if I came into his level of wealth I wouldn’t fuck with a yacht anyway. I’d try to buy up as much adjoining land as possible somewhere like Wyoming or Montana and just fuck off |
| I don't get it... how the fuck is this position losing? he is selling the stock at that amount so he has a loss of stock price-135. that is a big loss but 200+ times the 100 stocks is 20k... \nalright boys this is starting to make sense BUT... what did he fucking sell the calls for 3.50$??? |
| losing money on SLV is peak regard.. |
| There's a reason it's called crude oil. |
| It resisting now at 259.. and without any catalyst i dont think it will go down… but since earnings is in two weeks.. it will go up |
| bers piss me off😡😡😡😡😡 |
| Winning. |
| it is, but projected earnings. |
| They had so many positive news yet the stock won't budge and MM are still shorting the shit out of it |
| It fucking is |
| Bought calls on $Rope as a hedge if my spy calls flop. |
| Honestly if you aren’t making $250k a year because your parents gave you a trust fund you are wasting everyone’s time |
| Trump: Boosting 401ks is very important to me. |
| NFLX to 100, or I'm not eating |
| If you lost 3k today and didn’t turn it into 220k, hang up the towel. |
| lol i respect that. |
| Down 60% on rblx puts |
| WE'RE SCREWED. |
| So what would be the option for FIG? |
| i hear they do great work\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/bcbv2reur6dg1.png?width=960&format=png&auto=webp&s=a3c0be9f0a076ffec3442ca808d82074472d05ca |
| wasnt bad at 70 |
| Yes im feeling hopeful to as the US have now eased regulation on chip export to China. Would this think gives it a good boost. |
| it's broadening the breadth of inclusion to the bull run for the rest of the market. take profit on the leaders to rotate it into the other 493 major industry constituents in the S&P\n\n \nthis isnt even a secret. it's literally how the market works and is openly discussed allllllllll the time. \n\n \nyou ever hear "rising tides raise all boats?"\n\n \nthat's what that expression means. |
| What part of the US gave you your English lessons? |
| Yeah the market makes no sense in the last hour. Its like everyone is trying to recover their morning losses and everything is a bit cray cray lol |
| It’s movement is so erratic and choppy, makes no sense |
| Can't find that ticker |
| There is no better job than being jobless white chick in Bali whose dad they are hating is manager in Lockheed Martin |
| i thought it was making losses |
| Also you never get the card but still pay the fee. |
| One is a valuable physical commodity in short supply/heavy demand with a historically manipulated and suppressed price. The other is a vegetable |
| Absolutely fucked it on SLV today. Oh well |
| RDDT $300 EOY |
| RCAT calls? |
| I in the most literal sense didnt reference any specific one. But cute of you to gloss over everything else.\n\nWhy dont you call up someone who in your little world "knows about finance" and pitch the idea of moving 30M in mixed assets into bonds to "protect themselves". |
| Why the fuck would you sell? I’m more importantly why do such a short-term expiration there is a reason people stay poor. |
| How does someone with multiple boats stay so pasty |
| WTI moved today |
| Bros posts are just him losing money😭😭😭 |
| Pltr going to break out |
| I did an experiment today and did a supreme regard play on a stock i shall not name. Its very low value and i know these are all scamola. \n\n> i bought 100 shares \n\n> covered it with a call right at the money\n\nIts a 0/0 play. No one wins. So you know what these guys did? They rose the price of the stock a lil bit (like 2.5%) to entice me to buy it back. And im sitting here laughing becouse i know that fucker is scratching his head like how do i profit from this 🤣😂 |
| bears won |
| Can u buy me a Cartier ring if it doesn’t happen |
| Or the best day ever for them. |
| AMZN at 300 will fix me |
| there is more to come. Pretty sure taco's 10% credit card cap violate major doctrine and should be struck down by scotus. And this time they cant hide behind "it's foreign affair so we dont need to ask congress" card. \nGoing to be fun to see what new bulsht altio and robert are going to spun around major doctrine that magically allow cap 10% interest but some how disallow student loan forgiveness. \nThat stupid 50 years mortage technically under major doctrine violation as well. Surprise no one brought it up to scotus yet. |
| Time for PLTR to dump hard |
| FIG down -70% from IPO, still trading at 90x future earnings so another -70% still to go? |
| My CVNA puts are COOKED. Holding down 40%. TOMORROW WE GET SOME BACK |
| It wasn't me, I'm not someone. |
| I bought 200 shares yesterday |
| Jerome Powell was found in the files 🥹 |
| When is NVDA gonna be cool again? |
| I was sweating slightly, but the miles of put OI was a solid indicator to hold. \n\nScalped the SHIT out of 6960c and 60/65 verticals. |
| Like 3 month out call |
| any more room for MSTR? |
| beep boop does not computer, user must be gay |
| What’s your opinion on MRVL |
| If you are an american investor its doubtlessly Europe since dollar devaluation will give you a boost. |
| A SOLID GOLD CARD. It’s 10% APR but has a $5,000 yearly fee |
| So like the way 3rd world countries do it.. great choice if you want to go backwards. |
| The opposite of what you pick \n\nSo I would pick the opposite |
| Is this just a hunch? I’m tired of this shit flopping around like a dead fish. How hard is it to move up to 270? |
| it's nice how I get my $1 Divident from Nvidia the day after Christmas. it's like "here you go kid, treat yourself" |
| will they actually make a decision? |
| Where do you look to find this info, i need notifications so I don't load up on slv calls like a dipshit right before CME hikes margin reqs (like I did at the top today) |
| Gambling on CRWV |
| That’s also because entirely too many places ambulances aren’t like police and fire, so taxes don’t go pay for ambulatory services |
| “Oh, did I say you’d get cash back? I don’t remember that” |
| Considering how this stock reacts to news, they will announce bankruptcy and the stock will pump to $250 |
| SLV will correct \nIt will not crash \n$70-80 the new floor \n$100-120 by the end of Feb, then who knows? $300? |
| But what if the market rips? |
| Its not even close to being accurately priced yet. Do not recommend shorting |
| New Waymo cars are like 40k USD? 34k USD? something around that, costs for lidar have dropped 99%.\n\nWaymo is beating Tesla, which still has the same issues as before. |
| I heard he has a russian babushka doll yacht , one giant yacht that has many progressively smaller yachts inside |
| Have you even bothered to check its P/E ratio its price to book and its EPS? Literally warning signs of slightly above market average plus its got < 1 EPS which isnt great. Only good thing is they got 1 billion or so in cash which they tried buying paramount.\n\nHold some liquid and if it dumps average it out because they got good cash im sure they will try expanding their business or buying someone out. |
| [these guys are the best friends ill ever have. ](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1qc34id/comment/nzfbgh8/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button) |
| Twerk it! |
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| You were betting against 45 year nested Cup n Handle formation. Have fun taking the bus. |
| Okay who had Trump sliding into Mamdanis DM on their bingo card??? |
| In the future economy where jobs will be harder to get, there is one way employers could make money off this.\n\nPut a sign that says, will hire only if you give us 20k or something like that |
| KMS at open is the move tomorrow |
| 6+ months, minimum. This one is going to be tough to time. |
| Because everyone thinks the AI bubble has burst and any company that is spending big on AI is getting it. |
| which stockmarket is going the perform better in 2026, US oder European Stocks? |
| Nope |
| Tomorrow is going to be a big Green Day. Or a big red day. \n\nIt could be a flat day. But it’s going to be a day for the dumpsters either way |
| 10am supposedly would be surprised if it’s AH |
| $JPM will be green. |
| Wait until Iran goons flee to St. Kitts island and cash out their 🌽 |
| I’m actually a closet Bol generally. But I am a ber on some specific equities right now due to overbought conditions and textbook exuberance. |
| VT and chill... |
| DAY 1 OF FUN FACT \n\nA Tomahawk missile costs about $2 million.\nAn ambulance costs about $250,000.\n\nIn the U.S., making decision to destroy a $50 cardboard house in a third-world country is easy but calling an ambulance is still a financial decision |
| Anyone expect there with be a NVDA pump to 191 this week (I know no one knows but would be great if there are people out there who want the same as me) |
| Are you dumb? Can you not read? He stepped down. YOU RETARD |
| House MD has been over for 13 years |
| Trump prob gonna start his own credit card.\n\nTrump Credit Card. \n\n10% APY hard cap, \n\nwith 5% cashback reward points |
| Estrogen |
| Whats trumps rationale for undermining the dollar like this? |
| WSJ thinks this is actually Jonah Hill |
| Tomorrow will be a spicy day, denmark at the white house + scotus tariffs ruling, stay safe retards. |
| Why |
| Everything helps |
| My mum is best friends with my wife’s bf 🙁 |
| OK, make it happen |
| he does have one more giant superyacht that has two regular super yachts that follow it for supplies and security though, and you don't. |
| I’m not saying silver is not going to 100$ . I think it will. I’m just saying BTC is a better option now that silver , and even if BTC doesnt hit 100k this year (which is literally 6k away and can swing that much in a few hours) it would be better for long term holders |
| Bofa deeze nuts |
| I am short GOOG and I pee standing up! |
| Strike and exp? |
| Please bribe your cat for an accurate response. |
| Why don't you like Bols? What have Bols done to you? |
| What time supreme court ruling tomorrow? |
| Qqq and mag 7 outside of google died in november. |
| Intel has been fun past few days. \n\nAlb has done a good run. \n\nMicron looks pricey. |
| He said that already, i think in January last year. He sure can but so can i. I'm really good at it BTW. |
| Ban this mofo |
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| Hey you should see my designs they're live on ligma right now |
| The Steelers were so awesome to watch this year |
| #IM A TOP 1% COMMENTER YOU CANT DO THIS TO ME |
| The car can wait. Yolo more important |
| 70 was gonna be a pretty obvious support when it bounced like 7 times |
| onlywendys is pretty hot right now |
| i got short calls but long puts |
| She said it's don’t matter because imma lose money anyway |
| Actually not too bad of a company. Its at a 12 P/E ratio below 20-25 market average. Its price to book is quite low which is good. Only thing holding it back is its 0.50 EPS but its got 105 million in cash last quarter.\n\nNever buy right after an IPO wait a month or so because pre-public investors dump their shares for profits immediately. It would be a buy right now at $31 but your $45 average is still quite high try getting it down to the high 30's if you can and wait. |
| Mstr drill tomorrow |
| That was my first thought when I saw Fig🤣 |
| How many orders are pending? Did they do limits or just market? |
| I happen to like cats. So, I dislike the phrase dead cat bounce. I call them dead Bol bounces instead. |
| So many bots here. I can't believe *you're* the reason RAM prices are high |
| Oh okay |
| You already have a bet going - GOLD to 4800.0 before 27-Jan-2026 03:59 PM -05 |
| Need meta to be 640 by tmr, so I can buy my Cartier ring |
| !banbet |
| Only one will be at 100 this year and it won't be bitcoin. |
| Next time just sell at the top and buy at the bottom and you'll be up 13k |
| !MODS get rid of this dumb ass banbet please 🥺 I promise I'll learn what a ticker is next time |
| It was never about any of that shit |
| Zuck tried to change it up with the haircut and jujitsu but he’s still the same little lizard creep |
| Ok, there’s a bull flag on the 4h chart too |
| I’m too stupid to fail |
| Thank you for your bravery and courage. Suddenly I don’t feel so scared holding an underwater call leap expiring next Jan. |
| I don't know their names, but I saw them on the TV. |
| Because idiots think the next biggest advancement in technology is a "bubble" and Google is involved in it. |
| Bagholder spotted |
| The guys behind the scenes we all trust 😉 |
| He was needed for SPY 700 |
| He wasn’t fired. |
| This guy has confirmed, the market will rip tomorrow |
| Weekly p, monthly c.\n\nGotta ride the waves baybee |
| oh is it? i mustve been confused by the multiple tech companies up between like 3x and 40x since 2023 |
| Thinking about some figma that thing got destroyed. |
| Name 10 officials |
| You’d think LUNR got into asteroid mining the way it drilled today |
| Ive never won any money in the last hour. Ive tried many times with small pokes, and none panned out. After about 30 attempts, i figure thats just when manipulation is at its peak |
| I’ve been out of the loop last few months. Why is the market over the mag 7 stocks now? Their PE ratios are looking good and almost even cheap now |
| I think I need to start an onlyfans |
| Doesn't Provide Links |
| Sounds almost like an ozempic adjacent bet |
| With Zuck running it into the ground with terrible leadership and vision, META typically goes on multi-day slides. We'll see if the latest news causes another 10% type gradual sell off. |
| Just wait until the last 20min and reverse the daily trend |
| WHY ARE THEY EVEN LISTED WTF IS THIS 1999? MAKE A GREAT INVESTMENT ALONGSIDE PETS.COM |
| No, it's great for short-term options which is what we do here |
| Stocks and options are too expensive for most retail so trade futures You goys are regarded only a step above AMC bag holders |
| I have a serial number for Photoshop 2016 if you need it |
| GLD: nah, i'd win. |
| It’s has been my experience for the last few years that when this stock moves, it moves rapidly and then stagnates and starts a long descent back down to support zones. So, I am expecting the same this time , time will tell. The other variable for this week is the big opex on Jan 16… |
| CME margin change is about to happen after business today.. it’s first time in percentage.. will be interesting to see |
| The band player? |
| RDDT is the new PLTR |
| My new strategy is working so well for me. Glad I found it. "Don't trade and don't lose money." |
| Taco must have missed that memo. |
| Looks like someone bought a shit tonne of Apple calls at close on the concept that when tariffs are overturned tomorrow that should fly upwards. Which may very well happen. |
| Mstr puts 165p |
| The Authorities. Officials. Experts. |
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| !banbet GOOG 331 3d |
| Yeah down to 6940 actually had me worried for a sec it was gonna break out below the rising wedge in a huge gap down dump.\n\nNow it's back in line to hopefully break out above the rising wedge soon. |
| Aped into NFLX calls at end of day cuz of that giant green candle |
| Pussies. Half the fun would be pissing off Jeffery's Boy. |
| i had my suspicions, but this confirms you are a genuinely delusional imbecile.\n\nSilver IS tech now. EV, Solar power, chips and AI infrastructure all place ever-rising industrial demand on silver. |
| Short GLD it’s joever |
| It’s a good thing I don’t try day trading anymore cuz I would have been absolutely certain the market would follow the opening move downward in the last hour. I woulda bet the house on it |
| No he wasn't |
| Who? |
| Stop with options trade futures \nThey cost nothing You need small fees and you only need collateral What is better than this ? |
| Same here. |
| The scary part about all this is how we have no way of auditing the origin of a share or if its even real. They could theoretically create shares from thin air and who would stop them |
| pfff alright recked sure |
| It's possible. Likely if PPI is good. Especially likely if tariffs are overruled. |
| Thank you I’ll buy some calls at open |
| SPY went down. |
| I am waiting to short SLV , just waiting for this war to erupt and then end , boom SLV maks the top nd then i print |
| They see you rollllllinggggg |
| More SLV calls |
| I’m down |
| Puts on pits |
| Why this week? |
| Let's see what Li, Wu and Zhou have to say about that first |
| get ready for google puts yall, as nasdaq and spy goes down google is up, as nasdaq and s&p is up google goes down (pullback) |
| Any updates on cat? |
| Mission: Not sell NVDA shares.\n\nMission difficulty: Impossible. |
| If you can do that many they are garbage volume - effectively cardio. Do less reps with heavier weights. |
| Put $50k in PL shares end of day today 🚀🚀🚀 |
| lol I still don’t understand the fascination with options in this sub |
| you heard ppl saying the same thing ab gold when the gram reached $50 🤷🏻♂️ |
| Why this week exactly |
| APP looking good at these prices. |
| CPU bottleneck |
| #MIKE TOMLIN HAS BEEN FIRED AFTER 19 YEARS\n\n#IT'S OFFICIAL THE JOB MARKET HAS GONE TO SHIT NOW 😱 |
| 65kish loss on ADBE what a genuine dog shit company |
| Definitely Jame Dimon being uppity and not a threat to slash $160bn in APR revenues in half, no siree |
| Looks like Tarrif SCOTUS Ruling tomorrow is a +2/-2% day move.\n\n \nlets see what happens!! |
| Permabulls are not real people |
| STOP OPTIONS TRADING YOU IDIOT |
| Tomorrow is judgement day on bers |
| Why do you think so? |
| I bought the dip. Going to 25 |
| stop jinxing it |
| 2nd |
| I have been repeatedly warning people here not to trade silver. Buy gold and stop gambling. |
| Market expects HUGE increase in Capex with Zuck spending like this |
| 3.17% increase today. Very solid. Holding out condors until exp at EOW, and hoping my long calls can hit 20% on Friday and get out. PMCCs on it to lower breakeven avg |
| 𝐉𝐔𝐒𝐓 𝐈𝐍: U.S. eases regulations on [$NVDA](https://x.com/search?q=%24NVDA&src=cashtag_click) Nvidia H200 chip exports to China - Federal Register |
| lol. Volatility is good if you're controlling the volatility, otherwise not so much. |
| Why just why, look at slv performance and risk on yahoo finance. every stat is 2-3x average. |
| GLD and SLV calls bc I think somethings about to happen tn |
| accidentally bought 1000 FLY shares yesterday instead of 100. FML |
| 696 open tomorrow:) |
| that was rather boring day |
| Tech is dead. |
| Nah bro |
| Only down 30%\n\n\nShit i've been doing this all wrong. |
| Zuck don’t cuck me tomorrow, i cant take it anymore |
| fintwit was hyping $PATH since months and it tanked after insider selling 💀 |
| He's trading options in his roth IRA |
| Gold(dot)com Inc\n\nNYSE: GOLD\n\nhahaha |
| #AMD to $1000 LMAO🤌 |
| Start getting better entry points. Set limit order traps and trap stocks that dip real low. |
| nice thats impressive.\n\n \ndid you used to be options and T in the old days? |
| Only works if those extra eyes aren't attached to smooth brains |
| ☠️Bought mstr 168 put |
| Is this the first SPY's red day of the year ? |
| probs tomorrow |
| Get back to us soon with an update. |
| AMD 250 soon |
| My amd calls went from 79 bucks to like 600 a contract. Holding until the stock hit 260 this week |
| Yeah |
| What the hell is this? |
| Igual NVAX |
| bench? |
| is this the transcript of today's announcement? |
| My silver still weighs the same as when it was $24. |
| need to ask my cat if tomorrow red or green |
| That feeling when everything you own is deep in the money |
And if that doesn't work, there's always archive . . .\n\n https://archive.ph/ms1Ib archive.ph |
| Or even 100% |
| GG did you not see that momentum at the end?? SPY 700 will pay tmr. |
| GG did you not see that momentum at the end?? SPY 700 will pay tmr. |
| My bro Archegos! |
| Maybe Tesla as an example makes more sense, people will buy less teslas when the batteries in them cost a few more thousand dollars, etc. |
| Fuck Path |
| All my options trades today + 60%\nAll my hourly plays today -100%\n\nRigged to the high heavens ladies and gents |
| GOOG, RDDT, SLV |
| See you in the morning |
| well yea? it'll have to be when everyone rotates into tech leaving margin bag holders to liquidate even more when they get called |
| They included his picture. Anyone who needs help determining his fuckability after that also needs a wellness check. |
| LITE back to 400! |
| Tf |
| SC is going rule against. It was leaked last Thursday night |
| There’s our red day for $iwm and the Russel. -.001 % |