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| Incidentally, Smith&Wesson (SWBI) is still up about 21% over the last month. If hyperinflation destroys currency, we will be trading in bullet ala Metro 2033 |
| If you need to paint your skin on every day then maybe something is wrong with you 😭 |
| 5 years only +78%? |
| Cmon bros, when you’re done making love to her, HOLD HER\n\n |
| What you're not understanding is that quantum resistant encryption can already be implemented on classical computers. What is your supposed advantage of quantum computers for implementing this? |
| Okay regards, we go up Monday because I’ve read 8 distinct ai slops on assorted other gambling subs about how it’s time to buy oil. Amazing.\n\n |
| Send Rambo. He’ll get it done. |
| > Officer Hopps\n\nGoodwin is aight |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/StraitOfHummus made a bet that SPY would go to 630.0 within **1 week** when it was 656.698 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 0 wins and 1 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| Just double your money before the window to roll it into an ira |
| At least egg prices came down 🥴 |
| Even jpow can't save us anymore |
| Probably the declining population of the USA |
| Take the 8k you didn’t think you had and lose that first. Then take the 7k out and lose that too. |
| Tech analysis bros |
| The penalties are nothing compared to what he can make on 0dte’s |
| Oh my ber |
| You might be right but advancements are happening all the time. But that is exactly why I want to accumulate slowly - like really slowly. |
| Iran has given their demands for negotiation |
| It’s a decaying product. It took TQQQ 3.5 years to get back to ATH in the last bear market |
| Its from an interview he did yesterday. |
| I also see it as slightly bullish... At least decision is made, stop wasting time listening to unrealistic demands..... And work towards the status quo before the mess began |
| Gutter guys said no babies yet. It was a live trap cage away from the entrance anyway. |
| But the houthi aren't dumb, the gulf states, Israel and the US are backstabbing liars, so even if they get recognition in exchange of keeping the strait open, as soon as Iran is done for, they will get invaded and dealt with once more. The only genuine path to freedom they have is the destruction of US influence in the region. |
| Quantum resistant cryptography already exists. |
| It’s worst than this. You only touched on Oil & LNG, and the daily flow is more than 8-10million barrels/day. It’s more around 16.\n\nAlso, 1/3 or the worlds fertilizer also passes thru the straight. And this happened right during planting season. Worst possible timing.\n\nThis is not just a supply shock. It’s a war, and that’s so much more volatile, chaotic and unpredictable. \n\nThe world is in for a wild ride.\n |
| How can they TACO, when they can’t unilaterally open the Strait? |
| source? |
| Yeah the good old times when we didn't have a care in the world... You're right, being high as an adult sucks. Still, an orgasm when you're high is not nearly comparable to an orgasm when you're sober. Just because of this it is worthwhile to continue smoking imho |
| Do you understand the penalties for cashing out a 401k early? No? Do it. |
| Officer Hopps kinda cute tho... |
| OK Boomer |
| “Good luck telling a 13 year old” if you’re scared of children you should never have them, people need to learn to set the adult/child boundary |
| Source or bullshit |
| I'm supposed to serve coffee to a guy in a cafe, I accidentally double charge him for something and it causes a short delay, leading to chain of events which culminates with him getting blackout drunk and throwing it raw into a very ugly woman. The child conceived during that sex act will end up starring in Fast & Furious 69 |
| >*“You just can’t take 8 to 10 million barrels a day of oil and 20 or so percent of the \[liquefied natural gas\] market off the world stage without having some significant repercussions,”* said Ryan Lance, CEO of [Conoco Phillips](https://www.cnbc.com/quotes/COP/).\n\n>*"We’re in a de-facto situation where the Iranians are controlling the Strait,”* said Paul Sankey, from Sankey Research.\n\nSome really insightful comments here. This one was also an eye-opener in their healthcare article:\n\n*"You're not going to stub your toe and expect to not feel at least a little bit of pain",* said Boyd Jaccobs, Director of the National Centre for Healthy Public Policy. |
| So normalizing and rallying up? |
| Turns out I have 15k in a 401k from an old employer. Thought it was only 7k. Should I cash it out and buy 0dte puts on Monday? |
| Making sense of why gold sold off but Bitcoin was steady... countries were selling off gold reserves to stabilize their currency. Many countries have a gold reserve, not many have a sizable Bitcoin reserve. That being said, I'd still expect gold to rise as this crisis continues. |
| I’m pulling for Gary Woodland. |
| Do they have a gift shop? |
| There's gonna be a true 🌮 moment soon bc there's is absolutely ZERO positive support for them from the public and media rn. Shiet looks really bad for them rn... |
| Tony Soprano would never let this happen 🤬 |
| True. It may be a while. Advancements happen all the time. I think it is one of those things where you think it is far away and then one day (it might be a while) company _____ makes some promising break throughs and their stock increases 10 fold overnight and keepsnon going. |
| Doesn't rainbows look like n? why does this one always go up? If you correct it for a real rainbow it looks like we are in yellow. |
| HOOD at IPO (July 2021)\n\n> $38/share\n>\n> 11M funded accounts\n>\n> $44B assets under custody\n>\n> $713M annual revenue\n>\n> Unprofitable\n\nHOOD today\n\n> $66/share (+74%)\n>\n> 27M funded accounts (+145%)\n>\n> $322B assets under custody (+632%)\n>\n> $4.4B annual revenue (+517%)\n>\n> ~2.1B gross profit run-rate |
| 2025 v 2026 |
| Is this real? Come on. You’re just teasing me, right? |
| The us can’t even defend their bases in Kuwait and SA—hf they gonna hold an enemy island? |
| People in the future will download textbooks into their brain and be shocked that-for a 2 decade period-people exchanged government backed money for digital currency made by Caucasian male frauding under Japanese alias |
| im 5x long on bag7... i dont know if i should cry or not |
| You literally said "Why? Because one of quantum computing’s most useful strengths is in providing unbreakable encryption solutions. ". You based your entire thesis on quantum computers providing "unbreakable" encryption but it's already available without the quantum computers, how you gonna say it's "beside the point" now?\n\nWho said anything about consumers? You said "It will be a technology needed by *every* financial institution and any other entity that requires the highest security possible, like governments. Basically, anything hackers or spies want to infiltrate will all *need* this service.".How exactly will quantum computing provide encryption that's more secure than what the NIST standard already specifies, to make all these institutions "all need this service"?\n\nYour thesis is highly regarded - which probably means it will print, to be fair. |
| Wow that increased quickly |
| Rolling my VIX puts into Umbreon vmax psa 9 |
| 435pm Monday |
| Inferiror goods go up in demand during turmoil |
| What area do you think will have the biggest moves Monday outside of oil? Airline calls/puts? Good ol’ semiconductors? Beauty stocks have been hammered lately, but I don’t understand what moves them. I wonder if LMT will move much next week. |
| this guy smarts |
| They should write a song about how they don’t diddle |
| Just give Israel to Iran and call it a day |
| Notice, you didn’t mention Epstein. |
| They don’t know what to do anymore. When 🛋️🍆has to come out and speak for 🥭, you know we’re fucked |
| I don’t know.\n\nAll I know is that it’s frown upon to double dip. Skinny dipping is okay, but only if you do it after midnight. |
| And the ‘good’ boner pills. |
| https://preview.redd.it/46wusmdfjzrg1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6477afec051538040ba3b9549eeff785cc2328c4 |
| Just wait until the mother realizes her young are trapped inside. By by house |
| "JUST IN: VP Vance affirms that TACO military operation in Iran should hopefully not last longer than 1-2 years." |
| Frank was just there for the snorkeling. |
| Just me or has orange man and the administration been incredibly quiet on Iran over the weekend? |
| I have a hangover but at least I’m not a regard bol |
| Monday is gonna be the perfect day to short |
| You should not all in. |
| Soon, all the pretend rich folk who buy really expensive clothes are just going to transition over to pretend expensive clothes ya know |
| Lol if its a all a simulation why couldn't the programmer make me 6'3 😓 |
| Like brushing one’s teeth vs. extracting someone’s soul and banishing it to the fires of Ghenna. |
| Yeah, I've seen Fried Green Tomatoes too |
| a real comment for once! |
| https://preview.redd.it/oyv49j71jzrg1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=390bba2a36522c3c679332d6c97f6d5d7d4b6258 |
| UConn |
| Wise words from a wise shaman 🤌 |
| Can’t hear you mate because of the €. |
| SpiderKash me outside, yeah? |
| remember also that dividends do not generally drop as much as stock price, so often if you hold good shit with DRP turned on you're automatically buying at discount rates |
| Works until it doesnt 😁 |
| I have calls too bro 💎🤲 |
| and cold coffeee on a hot morning |
| Just dump this and go mstr, thank me later |
| My port gets bigger and bigger\n\nMy package remains average |
| Congratulations! Think of all the people that don't every live that long to enjoy that milestone! |
| Cuckerborg gets it done |
| What the fuck is the point of the war? Fucking making our bags heavy. Imagine being in the highest position of a country only to be a dog on a leash. |
| You think? Why? I’m not being defensive - I have no problem admitting im wrong if you have a valid point to make. \n\nThat is why I am going to accumulate really slowly, who knows which companies will fail, obviously some will. \n\nBut “generational”? Save that one for when SpaceX IPO’s at $1.5 trillion 😂😂 |
| 🥭won’t let himself be prosecuted |
| Here’s the clean side-by-side.\n\n|Period|What happened to oil|S&P 500|Dow Jones|\n|:-|:-|:-|:-|\n|**1973–1974**|Arab OPEC producers cut output by **25%** during the embargo, and oil prices **tripled**.|**-14.31%** in 1973, **-25.90%** in 1974, about **-36.5% cumulative**|**-16.58%** in 1973, **-27.57%** in 1974, about **-39.6% cumulative**|\n|**1978–1981**|The Iranian Revolution cut Iranian output by **3.9 million b/d** from 1978 to 1981; by 1981, OPEC output was about **25% below 1978** and prices had **doubled**.|**+18.52%** in 1979, **+31.74%** in 1980, **-4.70%** in 1981, about **+48.8% cumulative**|**+4.19%** in 1979, **+14.93%** in 1980, **-9.23%** in 1981, about **+8.7% cumulative**|\n\nSo the big picture is:\n\n* **1973–74 oil crisis:** stocks got crushed.\n* **1979–81 oil crisis:** oil was hit hard again, but stocks were **much more resilient**, especially in **1979–80**.\n\nOne caveat: the **S&P figures are total returns** from Damodaran’s dataset, while the **Dow figures are annual index returns** as reported by Macrotrends, so they are not perfectly apples-to-apples. Even so, the directional story is the same: **1973–74 was far worse for equities than 1979–81**.\n\nI can also turn this into a tiny **timeline of oil shock → inflation → recession → market reaction**.\n\ninteresting, i didnt even know there was a 80s oil crisis. either way, oil will be up bigly if true |
| If it rips again institutions will pile in again. The greed can't be stopped. But yeah i'm not putting my life savings in bitcoin, but if it keeps going up then the upside potential is significant.\n\nBut yeah i agree bitcoin is inherently worthless. |
| lmfao yep the gun fever episode comes to mind. gets everyone all riled up and scared and uses it to make a shitload of money |
| I hate these chart analytics people like there's any weight in that while we wait to see if Iran decimates the rest of the oil infrastructure. |
| You first. |
| Cuckerborg |
| The difference between the Iran war and the Iraq war is that we already know that we lost the Iran war days after it started 😑 |
| Kratom and CBD |
| Read my comment again. In lasting downturns and bad economic environment, people lose their jobs, lose buying power, and cant keep on adding and often need to withdraw. \n\nI get the dca forever and chill but this cult mentality that wants to ignore ones time horizon, the possibility of long lasting bear is going to burn lot of new investors. \n\nPeople who been in for a long time are still way up and would be way up even if it did -50%. They shouldve already protected capital if nearing retirement anyway.\n\nThe buy every dip is going to make people go heavy pretty quickly and these people better keep their safety net for emergencies rather than burn it all to catch a quick bounce. |
| He’s making a lot of money off millions of suckers so I don’t know. |
| I heard they all sling weed outside a gas station as a side hustle. |
| They even had a beauty pageant episode. |
| Stop letting them upsell you on the new hybrids and indicas, find a nice sativa like SD and you’ll be fine |
| The bottom was 43% down that's what I was referencing but thanks chatgpt |
| Or, we could just prosecute child rapists. Just saying. |
| What’s your take on XOVR ~$17(spv structure Etf) holds space x vs potential Space X ipo looking at $125 |
| Head in the sand \^ |
| Those regards over at r/Bitcoin and r/MSTR have been following this path to their own demise since last year.\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/9bk6y7i8izrg1.jpeg?width=120&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=687cc9117202e7b916172e630828d6754a7b2e9a\n\n |
| I was never sure if those were sincere or not |
| This is exactly the kind of crazy shit Frank Reynolds would pull to distract from *alleged* kid diddling |
| What we thinking on underdogs today? Tenn/UConn |
| how are you all going to celebrate the 1st anniversary of liberation day? |
| Maybe no bad news will help |
| I wanna retort like "bitch I'm on drugs RIGHT NOW" but that provides zero meaningful evidence that I'm not a cop |
| freak in the sheets\n\nhttps://x.com/alphafox/status/2037970274323181804 |
| Zed’s dead, baby |
Iran Vows to Never Accept 'Humiliation' Amid U.S. Ground Force Preparations\n\n Iran Vows to Never Accept 'Humiliation' Amid U.S. Ground Force Preparations - Washington Today Iran's parliament speaker Mohammad Baqer Qalibaf has vowed that Iran will never accept 'humiliation' in response to reports the U.S. is preparing ground force o... nationaltoday.com |
| I went to a “movie” one time with a mostly lesbian chick I was kinda dating at the time. It was a film of about 10 sex scenes, each lasting about 10 minutes. After softening us up with the first few being mostly normal, it pivots to a guy dressed like big gay Al from south park. He’s doing his thing, then come to find out, this guy has a pussy and starts getting fucked by another guy. At the end everyone clapped. Never went back to watch that movie. |
| Monday so green it'll make you fkn puke |
| Looking to buy the dip on Tues when NKE craters below $45… |
| Puts were obvious last week Thurs and Fri and they printed... |
| Ok let's compare it to internet versus snail-mail: internet was never the tool that could open all 7 billion snail-mail letters per day and replace the content with something the receiver could not distinguish whether written by sender or modified |
| Does it ever worry you that you seem to know what will transpire within certain time frames?\n\nI am over here talking about insane mcap's and complete lack of public/institutional sentiment and interest. You just quote "scriptures" from Saylor. |
| Using the **U.S. stock market** as the reference, the two oil-crisis periods looked very different.\n\nFor the **1973–1974 oil crisis**, stocks got hit hard. The NBER dates the recession from **November 1973 to March 1975**, and the S&P 500’s annual **total returns** were **-14.31% in 1973** and **-25.90% in 1974**. Put together, that is about a **-36.5% cumulative loss** over those two years.\n\nFor the **1979–1981 oil-crisis period**, the broad market held up much better at first, even though the economy went through back-to-back recessions. The NBER shows recessions in **January–July 1980** and **July 1981–November 1982**. Meanwhile, the S&P 500 returned **+18.52% in 1979**, **+31.74% in 1980**, and **-4.70% in 1981**. Across those three years combined, that is still roughly a **+48.8% cumulative gain**.\n\nSo the clean takeaway is:\n\n* **1973–74:** stock market **did very badly**\n* **1979–81:** stock market was **mixed to surprisingly resilient**, with strong gains in 1979–80 before slipping in 1981\n\nThose figures are **nominal total returns** for the **S&P 500**, so they include dividends and are **not adjusted for inflation**. That matters because inflation was very high in both eras, especially around 1979–1981.\n\nI can also give you the same comparison for **Dow Jones**, or show how **oil prices vs stocks** moved side by side. |
| Hi hi. |
| I think I'm gonna go hang out in the strategy parking lot today see what those losers are up to |
| You forgot to say *this is DD*. |
| “The market can dip longer than you can buy” |
| Weed today is insane compared to the ditch weed we all had |
| If the market could just drop to 0 and let me buy, at least at that point i dont have to worry about further dips |
| Y'all act like youve never heard of the amphibious marine diplomacy corps 😤 |
| The market will always turn around. Continue to DCA and trust the process. Your future self will thank you. |
| 3rd path off the cliff: Learn to trade options |
| Dude - I was clear that this isnt hardware that will be sold commercially, hence the value in the scarcity of companies being able to provide a service with theirs, kind of like scaling cloud computing. \nThe computers cost way more than $2 mil. |
| lmao |
| -0.1% over the past year |
| The dip, buying. |
| Puts are too obvious now, so shit is not gonna print on monday |
| Bro's still going on about Gameslop... |
| The world is always ending, don't fret. There are still good things in the world.. like pussy. And steak. Hot coffee on a cold morning. Sunsets. And pussy. 🤗🤗\n\nsomeone needed to hear that |
| Be honest you held puts over the weekend when you know monday is about to cook them |
| This is a structural realignment event(s). Everyone has had ten good chances to adapt and most refuse. This time the stock that’s trading at 50000 PE, has had a half dozen -20% single session collapses, and is at lifetime ATH will bounce back man I swear scratches neck. Also Sandisk is the most disgusting stock I’ve ever seen and it’s too much to short. |
| ‘US preparing for ground invasion while seeking negotiations’ — I🏃 |
| Can we least get a relief bounce next week, these bags are gittin fuckin heavy 🥭 |
| Found the cop |
| LMFAO |
| How does a rocketship run off of retard? |
| I need the Lowww thc stuff. I’ll give it a look |
| It's an archive link that bypasses the NYT paywall |
| you experience more anxiety smoking as a fully grown adult in (I assume) your own home than you did smoking as a teenager in the presence of adult authority figures? |
| I don't know man, the market hates uncertainty. |
| Last time we had a true oil crisis back in 1973ish the stock market fell about 50%, I don't see that happening again |
| The matrix is a simulation world, the woman in the red dress will suck you off. Go there for sure |
| I have one third of a bitcoin. I will add more soon enough. Cycle low should be october 11th. |
| CFDs closed at $101+ so pretty much flat.\n\nCould go up or down on open 😉 |
| WHAT DO I HAVE TO DO POST? |
| Buy anything you can afford to buy but don't you dare to paper hand. Take stock on your beef and always remember 🙌💎🙌💎=🚀 |
| Dude screams buy more than tom lee |
| She caught cancer 😕 |
| But... but... vibes man |
| you have better instincts than me lol |
| Check out type 3 cannabis (hemp). Low thc |
| allahudownvote!! \n\n(jk, up you go) |
| WHY DO YOU KEEP REMOVING MY POSTS? |
| Are you fucking kidding me? 80% of this sub is trash memes and photoshopped gain/loss porn. \n\nRemember when this sub was about, you know, betting on the market? |
| Gamestop. Please spend the capital to clean all of your stores with disinfectant and fire all the obeses |
| all time high rants are gone at least |
| Margin with leverage? What can go wrong... |
| I didn't even click on that BS link |
| Calls but for how long? |
| chef retard |
| Yeah.. from now on I'm not even gonna look at the platforms, just choose the old anglo guy from finance. |
| You one upped me |
| For a comment to be good, it must survive the initial downvote guy |
| wtf is this jank ass link that takes 30 seconds to load and has a broken captcha |
| There's a third option... selling the dip. Super strategic. |
| Im all in everything because I can’t make the difference |
| Taking that island means 2m barrel/day is taken off the market and the strait is still closed, needless to say that will send oil to the stratosphere |
| Goddamn. |
| Meanies |
| Money? What money 🤷♂️ |
| 🫦 |
| I don’t know if I trust the links I have but 44900. Low wedge, could be drawing a bear flag if you are hoping for that. |
| Being high as an adult sucks 🤣 I lost my tolerance and now that shit just gives me anxiety. Nothing like being baked in highschool, but damn all I can do now is microdose once a month |
| Sure thing, because everyone is super exited about Bitcoin these days, right? Sell everything you own and take massive loans to buy more BTC and post your positions. |
| > Yeah, it's working as well as the strait of Hormuz :D\n\nIt literally just got hit by another drone attack a few hours ago, because the first one didn't take out the port as you're trying to claim. I think that's probably what your picture is of too, which ironically you didn't even realize since you would have corrected me when I was talking about tanks burning for a while, lol.\n\nThis is what happens when you care more about cheering for your team than how things actually work in real life. I'm sorry Ukraine's drone attacks are so disappointing, but that's just the way it is. |
| Sure thing, because everyone is super exited about Bitcoin these days, right? Sell everything you own and take massive loans to buy more BTC and post your positions. |
| So much winning |
| This is a gay chat bro |
| Does anyone believe weekend oil? Hyperliquid is $102. |
| Nah, only his dad, his wife and his sister were killed. It is all fine. |
| Is Joe Rogan larping as a poor person by donating plasma a recession indicator? |
| No matter how low this goes people will look back in ten years and say they should have bought the dip.\n\n\nIts just that most people don't understand how bad the vibes are when true corrections occur.\n\n\nPeople were in here last April saying the market will never go up again. |
| Don't get left behind |
| That's certainly too optimistic. A million could happen in 2033 though. |
| Be gay when others are straight and be straight when others are gay.\n\nIt’s that easy.\n |
| As far as I know Alphabet and IBM among others are tinkering with QC already. I don’t think they will do what Kodak did disregarding the digital camera on its day because film was bringing a ton of money. So look how Kodak ended. Just my nickel since the penny is not minted anymore. |
| I want Israel to stop attacking too. Would be interesting case study |
| Should I invest in beef futures yet? \n\nI heard we gunna be beefing with everyone soon, for like 11$ a pound. |
| They are subjects of the government, communists, because that's what communism teaches. Under the banner we are all the same. And those people fell under the banner of communism. \n\n |
| We r living in a multiverse |
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| SPX TO 3,567 confirmed |
| You should also buy the dip it’s very patriotic!! 🇺🇸 🦅🦅 |
| Is it really a plan if we're retarded? |
| https://preview.redd.it/85ksc08ufzrg1.jpeg?width=569&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e0da30b1de56defbc168bbcc3d9511ffe0fc0374\n\nIt feels more like this!! |
| How's the 🅱️eekend 🅱️ow looking |
| I believe I mentioned consumers arent going to be buying quantum computers. The encryption standard is beside the point i was making but still relevant so I’m glad you brought it up. |
| That was always the use case. |
| Steven, I didn't sell out son. I bought in. Keep that in mind. That kid's gonna make a hell of a lawyer, huh? |
| calm before the storm |
| I now have to sit to pee |
| sunday J is awaiting me |
| lol |
| The first computer cost like .5 million in 1946 or like 7 million in today’s dollars. In 25 years the cost of a computer was down to about .5 million in today’s dollars. In a decade after that down to 1700 in today’s dollars. |
| Probably can't decide if he wants to bomb Americans. Iran or Israel. |
| *Wars are won on the trading floor*\n\n🌮 Tzu |
| How are Bers losing money\n\nI talk about making money now I went ber and get downvotes. I don’t get it |
| Schwarzenegger squirrel. Hope not. He’ll have to cross two highways and 4 miles in the right direction. (I didn’t realize that was just 4 miles. Will have to go further next time.) |
| # [🥭 is a goddamned retard](https://archive.is/EHrdg) |
| Because it is market manipulation |
| Sunday bong hits got me STARVING RN |
| 3 possibilities: \n\-golfing \n\-simply being tired \n\-nuclear, pentagon and war-related shenanigans |
| can you give even one solid reason that it is necessary for you to exist |
| In 7 years gold will be 100 trillion. |
| Possible. last time the typed 1 hr before future open |
| Probably He is living the last days in office, the Republicans are under tremendous pressure by the whole country. |
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| https://preview.redd.it/i630xn7gfzrg1.png?width=828&format=png&auto=webp&s=b1648ac14dbc848a68b97a9325c1c4e3c7561cd2\n\nI'm not selling shit, fuck Hormuz, fuck the war, fuck TACO, I'm getting way back to my basis with CCs |
| Gonna need new economic ideas for transportation. Like some kind of enclosed engineless wagon made of something petroleum-free like wood. Perhaps pulled by a horse. |
| I had sex in my dream... |
| Negotiating, so far we have shoes on the ground for more of their Baba Ghanoush. Dow is going back to 50k, in the next 3 days. Thank you for your attention to this matter. |
| Looks like a fake pump week incoming |
| I know “Cuckerberg” has a nice ring to it, but “Zuckerborg” seems more fitting.\n\nThoughts? |
| Absolutely |
| 🎂 |
| Not sure what that has to do with what I said. |
| Have you seen any of the FPV drone videos of Ukraine hunting Russians that end with the Russians dead.\n\nThe US is not ready to see US marines die like that on Kharg island. Will definitely make it worse. |
| Golfing? |
| Probably more downside ahead yeah. |
| 🐮🔫🌈🐻📉 |
| I procrastinate, then check the daily |
| It’s outside of US control. |
| I wish I could buy this dip but I already bought previous 'dips' and am down quite a bit |
| Everything at critical do or die support. No catalyst but nothing happens on accident. That scam wick ah gets recovered this week |
| Once again dont be a shitty parent: Mobile parental controls allow you to manage screen time, block apps, filter web content, and track locations on children's devices. |
| i can only masturbate to my own loss porn |
| Maybe i go back in if it goes sub 500 |
| Definitely looks toppy with that RSI profile. But I’d say pullback to $190 level at best |
| I wonder if all the troops being moved to the area tipped him off? |
| The only bottom in the market is Dan Ivies |
| Oracle is $200 less than it was 6 months ago. That's wild lol |
| _withdrawals_? |
| Sure seems like we do since 🥭has his pet dog Johnson in office. Who was it that is supposed to declare wars again? |
| I wonder if on Monday, 🥭 will try again his "negotiations are on then way" grift despite it not working on Friday and markets will dump twice as fast in response. |
| Great value brand, Marshall’s, Ross all do well when consumers are stretched. So not a play I would make but good luck to you! |
| Sour cream & onion |
| Except in a long lasting downturn where you cant continue to invest or worse. Need liquidity. |
| Enjoy your youth young one |
| I just named a few. IBM is another one. But they didn’t see the rally last summer like QBTS, RGTI, etc.. |
| That's a $26.6T market capitalization. Keep dreaming bagholder.\n\n |
| Yeah and then go balls deep in tqqq. |
| i think they’re less interested in holding the world by the balls than embarrassing the USA |
| why is it so quiet from 🥭? not like him. I know his ego is screaming to say something |
| There are those inside the matrix who would do anything to protect it, like there is a women in a red dress who will let you stick it in any whole 🤫 |
| Is it really a secret with announcements of marines on the way? |
| It was going to work until you said works every time😭 |
| That is not possible Mr 🥭 will always say the truth right? Right? |
| Hej |
| I shorted oil futures Friday before close. I got like 50 days for oil to go down no way Trump let’s this go that long |
| Hi guys |
| My only position is 2x short oil\n\nIs that bad chat |
| That works but you have to warm it up first or it feels like your hair is getting pulled out. |
| wait for a -20%/-30% to use margin |
| He’ll be back |
| With options💀 |
| Thank you, I only read the data and listen to the wails of you guys |
| wen kno |
| My portfolio? I’d kill for that |
| F around and found out |
| "IRAN PARLIAMENT SPEAKER QALIBAF SAYS U.S. SPEAKS OF NEGOTIATIONS IN PUBLIC, BUT PLANS GROUND ATTACK IN SECRET - STATE MEDIA" |
| I’m talking about my portfolio |
| Old fart. I don’t turn 36 until October. Can’t imagine being as old as you. |
| There are rituals and then there are *rituals*. You know what I mean? |
| he's a goddamned retard. |
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| DEAD DEAD DEAD DEAD |
| Do you think the world doesn't use oil on the weekends? The crisis is still here, and the faster we fix it, the less damage to GDP of multiple countries. |
| That will give us plenty of time to take money out of the market |
| Will my LLY calls print? If we have to draft fat Americans, we're gonna need them skinny and fit asap |
| BAG7 big down trend. Why catch falling knife? |
| IF we are to believe this is true, the question remains, what was the initial premium? |
| The bottom won’t be when the straight opens back up. It will be when we know *when* it will open back up. |
| The more this subreddit hates on this IPO, the more shares I buy. Keep going. |
| it's bearish unless Iran capitulates. then we'll see a massive rally. |
| Teenagers are still children and good luck telling a 13 year old they can't have a cellphone |
| I probably know more about it than most in this sub. But how many people in this sub do you think give a shit what it is? |
| Yes please. |
| “Cash me outside, how bout dat?”\n\n-Iran |
| I can’t masturbate anymore bro I’m caged |
| that doesnt work anymore |
| Less uncertainty on one hand \n\nBut also more uncertainty of a different kind |
| Trapped a squirrel this morning trying to set up camp in my house. We went for a little ride across town. When I dropped him off he said ‘hey, fuck you buddy!’ |
| when others masturbate, I hesitate\n\nI might buy more puts |
| I want USA to do ceasefire, leave Iran to see what Iran does. If Iran still holding the world by the balls with Hormuz then I wanna see strong offense |
| I can spin up mocks, requirements, architecture design and API designs and have it close to ready to build in like a day\n\nPreviously would’ve taken months and required close collaboration with a bunch of different roles |
| Bought meta at 660 but getting spooked now |
| Great job everyone I just checked and we still don’t have a King . You did it |
| That's fine I was just gonna use the old fry oil from the grease trap anyways |
| They wait until 8 am Monday morning for good news. |
| When others hesitate, I masturbate \n\nThat’s why I will be buying calls this week |
| Might make it worse |
| You're getting the A shaped dip!\nRemember to lube your A-hole cause its going down deeper. |
| Not if you zoom out |
| if there was any good news, they would be screaming it from the rooftops. |
| At least they're both able minded adults |
| I would not hold anything over the weekend. |
| Actually, I wasted like 3 hours walking it through everything…\n\nThe sovereignty rejection and the “Strait of 🥭” comment are your two most important data points right now. Four of six indicators are already red. Watch Oman and the UN framework language next week |
| Market shuts down for the day if indices drop 20% day over day btw. |
| Good luck with THE call, won’t be fun I promise |
| In the same boat 🛶 let’s float into the strait of Hormuz. Live a little |
| That would have worked if she hadn't already been killed. |
| Who's ready for $120 a barrel tonight? |
| As a permabull I don’t understand this meme |
| I’ll bring the oil. Save you the hassle. |
| I cant tell if us invading Kharg / Homo islands is bullish or bearish\n\nThe bull case is we would be doing *something* as opposed to standing around with our dicks in our hands\n\nThe bear case is what the fuck are we even doing there and do we have any chance of getting Iran to reopen Homo |
| 🥭 is making degrowther fantasies real lmao. \n\nputs will be printing under 🥭 the same way the federal reserve prints money. |
| "one of these days, he's gonna manipulate the market" |
| Wow looks like that Asian professor that predicts stuff is going to be right about the war, see u in the draft boys |
| There’s a parallel universe somewhere with Jpow as potus and the SPX at 50 000. Dollars! Let that sink in |
| True, but that's because there hasn't been any pressure to update yet. Once there is a hint of quantum computers actually getting on the market, it's easy to run `ssh-keygen` a bunch of times. |
| 20k margin, I might be regarded |
| The mistake is thinking you know what he can will or won't do while you play cod in your mom's basement ...calls it is |
| Everybody's going to the party, have a real good time |
| Damn |
| dont buy it |
| Bro SPY didn't come out til 1993 |
| About 6-7 hours til the news cycle picks up again, then futures open once the narrative is set. Expect a “talks have been very productive this weekend, they agreed to let more oil through as we negotiate” tweet. |
| I mean...Dont give your 7 year old a cell phone lol |
| I don't disagree, but can you imagine a meeting with Jpow and Carney. A meeting of ents would be more titillating. |
| Lol.yeah a bit too high brow for someone from Texas I guess. What am I on about? That the only reason you think its good is because youre from a place where everything is shit. Food services, and hotels are all shit in Texas at any price point. Unless youre paying ultra luxury youre getting service no better than 150 at a hotel in Asia. Forget Japan lol. What am I saying? Is that the luxury prices in Tokyo are the same as anywhere else now. What youre saying is that youre used to shitty Texas quality and you cant tell the difference in Tokyo between a $130 steak and a $300 steak because youre only exposed to shit in Texas. Was that really that confusing? |
| Copilot says that ya'll are bitches and the market usually recovers when the US does its invading thing. |
| Agree lol\n\nUS would effectively control 50% crude oil, LNG and Sulfur (used for fertilizer and metal refining)\n\nThese 3 things literally run the world |
| No way are most people going to interface their brain directly with tech. You can't get a new brain implant every 2 years when a better version comes out. |
| It's my birthday today, I am 36 so my life is probably about half over |
| Who writes this stuff And why ? |
| I do all 3 😎 |
| Draft kings isn’t targeting children with their products |
| At least it understands that "weighted composite probability" sounds better than "I made it up", surely that's emergent intelligence |
| Meet me behind the Wendy's |
| Iran Destroys US AWACS Jet At Saudi Airbase\n\nYea Trump has no control of the situation |
| THEY SENT KASH TO IRAN |
| Or you could stay home root for your country and realize that if he were a king people wouldn't be able to protest at all much less post crap like this lol just a thought ya know 🤣 |
| Yup |
| if you want the little boy’s soul, you gotta pay the troll toll |
| Ukraine playbook to a T, ground invasion gonna be a cluster unless they actually commit to overthrowing the government. |
| There are no weirder people then people who go watch a movie multiple times in theater \n\nSomeone said they watched “Hail Mary” 3 times this week and honestly, I’m scared I have to live in the same country as them |
| JET LINERS LINED WITH CASH |
| One of these days hes gonna taco and bers will scream market manipulation |
| That thesis relies on Trump doing what is right for the common man vs getting that sweet juicy oil money. You do you bud.\n\nAlso thats straight up communism. |
| I don't trust a LLM to make that prediction in the slightest, but that is the holy grail of US geopolitical dominance. \n\nThey'd have NA oil, Venezuela, the Strait of Hormuz. All that's left is the Strait of Malacca and it's game over. |
| So if they win are they permanently banned? |
| More like Fried-Day my port is gonna be cooked and crispy but soft and fluffy in the middle. |
| Just DCA all the way down. You’ll be happy when the market reverses. Works every time. |
| Im trying to get ahold of Trump so I can get him to let me apologize to the American people. Normally I buy puts and get slaughtered by a V shape recovery. So I went calls and it just keeps dipping. I plan on taking America to Max pain before I sell at a 98% loss, then allow SPY to race back to ATH. You regards got next week of straight red before im forced to sell. |
| WEAPONS NO ONE HAS EVER SEEN LIKE IT DEAD OF NIGHT NO MOON |
| Meta accidentally killed the VR industry by monopolizing it under their own brand.\n\n\nVR porn is much better than regular porn. Meta tried to monetize the wrong thing by focusing on social media.\n\n\nAlso nobody trusts Meta with privacy. We don't want them to have cameras inside our house recognizing everything. A case in point is how people embraced Oculus before Meta owned it, but left after Meta bought it. |
| 6 or 7 figures? |
| How about the egg farts |
| DCA and don't look |
| Iran was quoted as saying: “you don’t pay no tolls, we don’t eat no rolls” |
| You signed disclosures for DK, you don’t for FB. |
| What, 80% gains since he started sitting on cash? |
| diddy is in fort dix fyi 🍆💦🍑👏🍑👏🍑🥵 |
| meta\*? I think it will |
| Nah downtrend fundamentals are too strong |
| 🥺 |
| I ain't givin' you no tree fiddy, ya goddam Loch Ness Monster!! |
| Might be -5% since his tweets don’t have the pull they used to |
| is he seriously trying to start an invasion in iran? Theres no way right |
| Unless Donney tweets |
| even a coin flip can end in more than just two ways, and world events are infinitely more complex than a coin flip |
| People are suing Meta because its so addictive seems weird. I mean Id like to sue Draftkings because im addicted to sports betting |
| agreed! |
| I really need a Truth or a reTruth here... I suggest marrying Baron to Khomenei's daugther as a sign of friendship. |
| Unless you keep blowing up your account and cannot feed yourself |
| big truth social post? |
| That is a really high risk bet. |
| Don't think this is a good short. Short Ark |
| yes |
| Lmao Gen Z did not vote this idiot. What are you smoking. |
| Man I love egg tarts |
| US should have elected jpow |
| Watch it go flat. 🙄 |
| Lol |
| Bounces along the way are normal. But trend is still down down |
| It'll just take one marine getting bisected in HD to lose the midterms. |
| Hoping for some kind of fake news that will just hold it where it’s at before open so I can get out with the loss I have versus the loss I’m going to have. |
| You don't understand cryptography or quantum computing and it shows. |
| This only ends one of two ways |
| /r/homegym ftw |
| This is why I hate « peaceful » protests. Like no one cares if you wanna go out and stay for hours in a square under the sun 🤷♂️ |
| Korean Kim and his daughter have tested a new missile capable or reaching US, according to Sky News. \n\nLet‘s go Trump, Greenland will have to wait til the summer. Better golf once all that snow melts anyway\n\n |
| interesting |
| No but some people know we are going bounce lol |
| Trash post |
| I bought oil, then found myself wanting the war to keep going so I’d make money. It was weird man. Sold it. |
| My buddy worked on that. Probly his best work before he retired. |
| You will take a hit this week. News from the weekend doesn't suggest a recovery happening this week, troop movements and escalation and all that. \n\nI know you won't, but you can still save most of your gamble by cashing out Monday ASAP. Otherwise you're on track to learn the same lesson most here keep relearning. \n\n |
| Le bitcoin va encore beaucoup baisser |
| I’m up for an oil massage. Where to get one? |
| Biggest conservative youth shift happened last election, and an even bigger one might happen on the next. |
| People were saying the same shit during covid, yet that shit pumped money like a russian stripper. Mangoman wont let it go down too much, only enough for barron to get in. |
| Gambling is much healthier than porn and drugs. Literally zero physical damage to your body. |
| More like a falling porcupine |
| Bols watch United football league |
| BREAKING:\n\nWeighted composite probability of permanent US takeover attempt of Strait of Hormuz: ~76%\n\n\n-Claude, Artificial Intelligence |
| I think in an uncorrupted market oil would go up but I don’t trust that governments aren’t going to manipulate the shit out of the price to get it where they want it. At least in the short term. |
| tomorrow is groundhog day, same thing all over again |
| Yes. Zero reason to go up\n\nAlgos realized Donald pumps are fake |
| Throughout the entirety of the 1970s spy was unable to break much above 100. An entire decade of epic inflation and spy was flat at best. |
| Working out at home right now. Feels good |
| We’re going to reach the technological singularity in November of this year.\n\nThe problem is, we won’t make it to November with the actions of a certain someone I won’t name… |
| Absolutely |
| Cooming |
| Sooo what are we thinking? Another -3% this week? |
| Then y marines in the dessert? ㅋㅋㅋ |
| Buy the dip and the market stops being rational: you win in the market but lose everywhere else dut to war and inflation.\n\nBuy the dip and the market continues to become more rational: you lose in the market and lose everywhere else due to war and inflation. |
| Maybe the Oracle of Ohama saw something that we didn't? |
| Tell me you have no idea what quantum computing is without telling me directly. |
| So everyone is certain it drops tomorrow so I should inverse the inverse? |
| In most States you have to divide your assets with spouse during a divorce unless there is a prenuptial agreement but that also means dividing the losses between both of you. So look at the bright side. You now get to absorb only half of the losses. |
| Already panicked since fake TACO |
| It’s an insult to those with a hard life not to enjoy a relatively easy life |
| Has the dip actually dipped yet? |
| Not as purfect as u |
| As soon as you panic sell bro |
| Cute around and find out |
| In hindsight, we all wish we bought the dip during drastic uncertainty. The hardest part is holding through the following dips |
| Now what exactly do you think dips are caused by? |
| I believe mango uses the flip table opening |
| Wen so much winning? |
| You mean in here or in gemeral? |
| You already have a bet going - MSFT to 320.0 before 07-Apr-2026 07:36 PM -05 |
| !banbet |
| We use the same charts and watch the same setups. I’m sensing ball knowledge in this OP. |
| you mean cumming? |
| This is like extremely smart people playing chess and your cat spills your drink on the board |
| Dips don’t usually come during normalcy |
| Sure... And I will win the lottery |
| No, first a new person in charge is needed. I’ll talk about returning to the market, then |
| This needs punctuation |
| Big one coming |
| Isn't his lack of early morning rage posting a signal in itself? What could it mean? I think bearish |
| A 10% correction on NASDAQ is pretty standard and long overdue. \n\nI would recommend you try navigating a basic understanding of the markets first. |
| You already have a bet going - SPY to 600.0 before 24-Apr-2026 07:46 AM -05 |
| !banbet |
| Every dip is a dip.\n\nShit is going to 1000 eventually.... 2000... 3000. 50 points doesn't mean a damn thing. |
| This war will wrap up by Monday just in time for market open. |
| Will one of you hold me if the market opens red? |
| ain't shit holding my dick smoking a clip thanks for asking |
| Im getting bent over as well. |
| Lets make the bubble BIGGER! Yeeeeesssss |
| How it should play out is screw the sheiks and Trumps of the world time to cut the cord and go green. Let the dino juice lay. |
| And you did what exactly? Next time you complain about 🥭 ruining your day, remember you did nothing. The protests will only influence Congress if enough of us show up. Everyone is nice and welcoming and you get to spend your day in whatever beautiful city is near you. So come out to the next one. Highly recommend |
| Merica |
| Whats ur strategy next week? Selling ccs?\n\nMy pcs are burned this week lmao |
| Theyre selling everything but oil it seems |
| I feel triggered! 😆 |
| reddit bots been overactive with bans btw. |
| did we recover yet |
| Let's light this candle |
| I have securities that got locked out when that War started. I might be a billionaire and don’t know it. I loaded up on some banks. |
| Germany close to 15% down from peaks |
| The sun causes your skin to get wrinkly. You’re actually helping yourself. |
| It looked like hot garbage |
| Five actually looks good for 6800 imo |
| People may wonder why I share a lot of news and create news posts\n\nI was down big this month. Did my research, changed my strategy, now breakeven\n\nEdit: Don’t get the downvotes |
| The answer is QRL cryptocoin. Yes I own it. No I don’t know much about it. But will meme once your TLDR stuff comes true. |
| #SPY 632$\n\nEuropoors, huh? Who’s now poor? |
| Escalators, escalators, escalators!!\n\nEels. |
| markets will pump if that happens |
| Yeah OP is a moron. Encryption is already easy and nearly unbreakable |
| Outlook is always grim.\n\n\#microslop |
| want a good song? look up pound cake by thot squad. |
| Such is the way of the americans unfortunately. |
| Golden rule... if its Friday and X exists, the dip going to dip.\n\nIf its Monday and X exists that dip might go up.\n\nBecause a certain someone can't stay offline too long. |
| Yes, caught some good bonefish and a 10 lb cuda |
| One is a discount; the other is a falling knife. Either way, I'm bleeding. |
| I'd rarther have a broke mom/dad than a dead one.\n\nAlso you are not broke if you have over 100k.\n\n1–800–273–8255 or call 988. If you don't want to phone, on 988lifeline.org you can chat.\n\nNot from the US, so that's the best I can do.\n\n\nI also feel like talking honestly to your SO might help in your situation and lift some weight of your shoulders |
| literally doing the same shit |
| Not sure if he was that much of an idiot. The stock went from 80 to 800 in 2.5 years. Do you know how much money that is with an empty glass idea? |
| There is a difference between buying the dip during a period of normalcy and buying the dip during a period of drastic uncertainty. |
| 20 years ago, it was peak 360 era. Coincidence? I think not\n\n |
| so far it's a sell the rumor, sell the news |
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| !banbet spy 610 5d |
| It's a perfect sunday afternoon, the sun is out. And yet here I am indoors, browsing this sub holding my junk |
| The secret to treating my depression is wining streak |
| They were so much better 20 years ago. |
| fucking shithole site. |
| He tried to pump the market on Friday and it didn’t work. I’m expecting a pretty nasty week. |
| . |
| I use the metaverse when I want some alone time. It’s nice and quiet. |
| MTV people's choice award I think |
| Ground troops are pretty much happening \n\nUS said they are prepping. Israel said it’s gonna happen |
| Please tell me Mets recovers |
| Pls tell me Meta recovers |
| No one is nuking bro chill |
| My broker lets me deposit with a credit card! 💳🤑 |
| The war has been over for three weeks now and we are significantly ahead of schedule so the stock market is definitely going to be green tomorrow |
| Also a real solid tip |
| Weekends are for the poor. |
| Ah yes, the most convincing DD I’ve seen all week. I’m either about to get rich or emotionally stronger |
| Yum |
| Twerk bussy Bul it’s Sunday and Ber HORNY |
| KIT KAT = Mid ass chocolate crackers |
| 160k still sounds like a lot to me. Can't you just exit your positions? |
| Thankfully we are too retarded to join |
| Instead of AI this is Gay I |
| *scratches my neck like a crackhead* Y'all got any of that deescalation? |
| Yep. Inverse WSB is alive and well... \n\n\nBelieve it or not... CALLS |
| No, just my phone right now. |
| Yet some people think we bottomed |
| Alaska isnt that bad |
| But why short positions? They think the oil price will drop? Why not long positions? |
| Keeps dipping don’t have anymore |
| also drink water |
| Quantum computing is already happening and it would be foolish to disregard it. Now is the perfect time to buy |
| music is healing for the soul |
| Youre implying a ground invasion means market goes down?? Because historically when iraq war started in 2003 the market rallied like crazy. Literally that month was the bottom. |
| Why would you not play this with options? |
| Bacon |
| hot take, but ygmi |
| PLTR 700 |
| Russia did that lol |
| So... three weeks out?? |
| port down 50%. need a 100% move for breakeven, i am fucking cooked |
| Doubt the ending would play out that way IRL |
| Love __ Bers.. |
| Lebel head joins the conversation at last |
| Rub it on your face... Good for skin I think... |
| So the lesson is to not impulsively buy calls for two weeks out |
| yes. |
| asks AI what to do |
| You got a Sunday blowjob on Saturday night? |
| Yes back when I was down $50k I made a video of myself. I didn’t listen. I have a problem |
| With what? |
| I asked this question to Gemini:\n\nWhat does the B in LGBT stand for?\n\n1. Bols\n2. Bers\n3. Bogleheads\n4. Buffett worshippers\n\nAnd it answered the choice number 3) lmao |
| https://preview.redd.it/pe54liy59zrg1.png?width=1440&format=png&auto=webp&s=7b58687eb997647502665a9407c94f913c6b23de |
| Of course. AI bubble will pop but the data centers will stay and be put to that use. |
| Just because they were Chinese citizens who died doesn't mean they were communists, dude. The only actual communists are CCP members. And those folks were not dying by the millions.\n\nevery one of those examples is just autocrats murdering everyone they could think of who either owned capital or dissented...or might dissent. The vast majority of those killed in any of those countries were not party members in the slightest. |
| Sorry for your loss 😔 |
| USA will roll a 3 and land on the really long snake that takes them back to the start |
| this isn’t diversification\nit’s correlation |
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| I feel like your both recognizing and failing to acknowledge the main risk with your comment. \n\nYes, it is generally going to follow trends, and therefore "easy" enough to maintain a net positive win rate over time. It's the tail risk that fucks people over, not the win rate. The times the market doesn't act the way you expect, it costs you a lot more than you make when it acts the way you want. \n |
| Have you considered not gambling? |
| i think it’s time people realized (if they haven’t already) these mofo’s don’t know wtf they are doing in iran. timeline will keep changing |
| Are you hot? |
| Got that last night |
| Its not snake oil. Its a real thing that could become viable in the future. But it wont be usefull for many many years |
| Strong emphasis on the word ‘really’ |
| I actually liked parts of the meta verse idea. Not the living in a cartoon fantasy land, but as a way to attend sporting events virtually. Being able to sit in the stands with a decked out avatar with your buddies to watch a game together. Sadly that's not what we got. |
| can you give me some examples? Because I still don't know what service AI would provide other than graphics for a website or a website template? Can I make a AI bot that answers the phone? Can I have it educate clients that call? Genuinely give me some specific use cases. I can't think of anything you would need an AI bot to do. Does it keep inventory for you? Does it reorder things when inventory gets low? How is this thing specifically saving you money. I want it to save me money. I run a business |
| Donnie where are the Aliens? |
| Rubio told G7 we are probably in this for another 4-6 more weeks for a "limited" ground excursion. We know how that went in Iraq and Afghanistan. Also to expect to have to pay tolls to Iran because they aren't sure they can control the straight.\n\nAnyways oil not flowing for awhile, and if it does it is probably going to be traded in CNY. |
| I'd rather kill myself |
| Someone said I look good for my age the other day. I replied that I've had a pretty easy life....... and then I wondered if stating that commits some faux pas 🤷 |
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| I think I need to close out all my positions. |
| You know your in trouble when you can‘t tell the difference between an hilarious spoof of POTUS giving a press conference about the current political situation and the real thing. |
| The data centers are to store everything you've ever done online and everywhere you're ever been with your phone. Your entire life in a file on Jeff Amazon's laptop |
| i mean war not bad for dating all the super heros missing in action and some needs to comfort all the stay at home chicks |
| It is like watching the extremely smart players playing chess. This move is like a checkmate to USA: USA started this war now the world will burn taking USD supremacy with it. What step will USA take as a next chess move? |
| Believe it or not, calls. |
| Godspeed |
| Lmfao it wasn't the younger generation for sure who is to blame. |
| Yup a realistic but still optimistic timeline is 20-50 years away from it being usefull |
| Leveraged oil ETFs are at extremes again. What is the likelihood of the closing? Are those structural issues fixed? |
| I wish Donnie would allow to play the Russian stock market...damn those oil stonks will be mooning |
| Get your best units ganked at the start of everything, I can see them using this strategy |
| Google is ahead of all those quantum companies you named |
| https://preview.redd.it/ghu6hjec8zrg1.png?width=636&format=png&auto=webp&s=68b25025eb34000635073b02a2990d3ec8aa7aa5\n\nYeah, it's working as well as the strait of Hormuz 😀 |
| damn it feels good to be drunk and high...i need Sunday blow job and some warm ball licking |
| "prices are barely higher" \n\n6 higher is 33% higher lmao\n\nI don't like much on Netflix so I don't subscribe anyway or care what their prices are but I find it hilarious that you went from "prices aren't much higher" to "33% higher isn't much." |
| Chat, this red light therapy isn’t working for me |
| The first one is for sure, second and third are alright, then it gets fucking weird and pointless. |
| it's aiight, it's no Star Wars (any movie before they came with the full on woke shit) |
| The Algos: These “Truths” don’t seem to be so. |
| Donkeys are still allowed. But there's no where to go because everything is closed. |
| Seriously |
| Arabic phonk music over FPV combat drone footage 🎶🎵🎶🎵 |
| You’re going to get wrecked on this one… |
| i am gonna buy a horse know...it runs on water and some good quality grass...and I have big yard so win win for all |
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| Nothing, no news, people just staring onto space and suddenly realizing we could all be seriously fkked for a few weeks |
| They’re gonna go after the HEU. They won’t in are Kharg cause Iran will just blow it up, no way to hold that long term.\n\nI could see 🥭 using special forces to invade Nuclear sites. Use massive air cover to stop Iranian defences l, tunnelling experts from Israel etc. \n\n |
| lol Middle East will go back to Camel ridding era |
| so I can use my donkey to get around? |
| What happened to the sequel |
| is this the halvening? |
| > No, but you're claiming it was "only offline for a few days" while it's still on fire.\n\nThose four tanks being on fire doesn't stop the rest of the port from working. |
| No one here knows anything about |
| i like |
| Pakistan starting weekend lockdowns April 4th due to fuel crisis. All markets closed. All roads closed to all kinds of traffic. No weddings or other celebaratory functions. |
| yo GEN Z join the Army and your student loan will be forgiven |
| 🎶If you're friends with VOO\n\nWell then, you're friends with me\n\nIf you're down with V\n\nWell then, you're down with me\n\nFriends of V\n\nFriends of V\n\nWe're friends of V\n\nFriends🎶 |
| I can't connect!!! |
| banger fr |
| Probly wont actually |
| Buying Meta 3 days after it was forced paid one user $3m for enjoying using the site seems dumb. |
| Didn't it win academy awards? It was a pretty hyped movie back in the day |
| don't paint the other SE countries with ladyboys\n\nthat's a Thai thing. They have them (well, I've heard of filo ladyboys but not Viet ones) but in Thailand it's almost like it's encouraged. |
| Pump doesn’t mean bull market. The absolute biggest pumps come during the early and late stages of a bear market |
| Ahhh this is how indices haven’t collapsed like tech stocks yet. Interesting enough it has the same PE as Nike with 2 completely different charts |
| Preach |
| You can always make more money. You can't make more health or good time with your young kids. |
| yo homies already selling gas in bottles in South LA |
| All they do is lie |
| I know it’s funny and this is Reddit. I hate myself and have been considering suicide for awhile. |
| Trust your gut : he really fucked up |
| silly question when you could just go and explore all three\n\nI'd give all those countries a thumbs up |
| Watch Wild Wild Space. You will fall in. Love with the nerdy CEO and PL. No homo. |
Iran’s parliament speaker: US ‘secretly’ plotting ground op despite diplomatic efforts\n\n Iran missile causes blaze in Beersheba-area industrial zone; Tehran official: US plotting ground op 6 Iranian salvos so far today, in addition to Hezbollah attacks * Knesset to hold final votes on state budget today * Police defend decision to bar top Catholic... www.timesofisrael.com |
| Tsk tsk tsk... \n\n |
| Is you? |
| I think trump has a bigger boomer following lmao |
| That's easy, Give me the rest of it I will take care of it for you. |
| yo GEN Z... every chick love a hero so be a hero and join the army? |
| bonne chance, mon ami! suis sur le meme pari. |
| fookin prawns.mp4 |
| True, but I was also thinking that after tariffs were announced but markets shot up |
| It feels like market manipulation to me. |
| District 9 film doesn’t get the respect it deserves |
| balkan breakfast |
| Cool that means there's still money to be made on the way down! |
| Americans: goes out to protest for a few hours, goes back home to the sofa, pops a can of beer, goes online and order some shit on amazon and then flips on the TV. \n\n"I truly made a change today" |
| yo gas in Russia is like 1.5 dollies per gallon, I am gonna move to Alaska and do my shopping in Russia |
| Hey man, yes. I’m down to $160k from $350k in 5 months. I have two small kids. I even have call options at risk and I don’t know what to do. This has made become a manic depressive. It’s my entire net worth and I don’t know what to do anymore |
| Markets down bad, no truths from 🥭, meeting in Pakistan of some gulf nations…. Maybe a ceasefire is in the works or 🥭 really fcked up |
| I think I caught bullishness for nke earnings pray for me fools |
| Quick reality check. This weekend defense secretary switched narrative from ahead of schedule 5 weeks into a 4-6 week war to likely to end in weeks rather than\nmonths from here. Early May at best then.\n\nNot investment advice, but this might not be the time to FOMO into the market. |
| My only shot of fulfilling my dream of being a first round draft pick |
| Japanese will keep it below $100 |
| I'm all for it, the younger generation voted for this, so it's about time they face the consequences of their actions. |
| No, but you're claiming it was "only offline for a few days" while it's still on fire. |
| Twitter is primarily bots now. So you have to question who wants you to buy msft and meta? Probably the illuminati. So buy at your own risk |
| Should I get in now?? |
| Won’t matter, you will be jobless |
| is people aware that donnie lifted oil sanctions on russia? their so-called arch enemy? |
| Bye |
| True. 40+ PE for businesses like Walmart etc. makes no sense. Amazon is like 25. |
| Their port is mostly still invested for longer term gains so the joke's on them |
| same, except SPY 700 |
| i could see it panning out at some point in the future.. but not worth dumping billions into at the current time.. |
| we want truth on Aliens |
| all that shit show for truth on Aliens and that Epstein guy.... |
| I kind of hope for a crash, and some depression, at least house prices will come down |
| More of a Royal Blue, yes. From the color indigo being so expensive to produce (from Phoenician-area sea snail species or smth) that only the royals were allowed to clothe in it. |
| Yes |
| I don’t see anything that can pump the market in the next 6 months. So I’m obviously missing the bigly upcoming bull market like no one has ever seen before. |
| The mistake is thinking he has the power to do anything other than push further |
| OK for sure we will have 10 bucks a gas, prices will moon, people will work for food only |
| honestly, your optimism is kinda infectious, lol. but amzn's been struggling lately, that -3.95% doesn’t inspire confidence. if trump tweets something wild, sure, we might see a bump, but gotta consider the overall market vibe too. is 210 realistic next week with all the uncertainty? idk, could be a wild ride, but you got time till june, so maybe it pays off. stay sharp! |
| The fact that everyone here thinks oil will go 150 a barrel makes me think it won't |
| #CRWV GANG CUHZ |
| Yes. But looks like it’ll drop to hell first. |
| Guess Russia is still jelly about Ukraine blowing up their expensive spy plane and gave Iran the location of the E-3 plane they took out |
| It is all a question of what one might think are the relative risk and reward of the various course of action. There are many things that could impact the midterms\n\nI would bet that the “waiting” approach addresses the global oil problem faster than any other available option |
| You do realize people don’t just sell everything when they retire… |
| Show us those bags little bro |
Not sure what you're on about, I think you've watched too many movies. NIST is already releasing new encryption standards that are quantum-proof and run on regular CPU right now. No one is going to be running quantum computers chilled to absolute 0 to encrypt your SSL traffic. \n\n NIST Releases First 3 Finalized Post-Quantum Encryption Standards NIST is encouraging computer system administrators to begin transitioning to the new standards as soon as possible. www.nist.gov |
| You called it, fake deal or real deal news would make the market go up lol |
| I think the market has finally caught on to the BS. \n\nMarket makers will probably mix it up soon. |
| Really depends on how you like it when you're done reading it. I enjoyed the first one, the rest not so much. And I didn't like it enough to go back and read again.\n\nReading the cliff notes on the later books about how the main character mutates into a giant ********* was interesting though. |
| am I regarded for thinking 🥭not allowing Black Monday to happen? Full ported weekly calls. 🌈🐻 tho |
| were just bored and have no life when the market isnt open. |
| spicy Italian sausage egg and cheese |
| Hasn’t Monday and Tuesday been Green Day’s the past few weeks to dump Wednesday- Friday harder than the Green Day’s gains. \n\nSomething like up 5-% down 8% |
| Everyone talks their own book. Grain of salt with venture guys- they're on TV to help support the narrative while they plan their exits. |
| I had no choice... Miners and metals tanked =)\n\nlets make some money back in oil!\n\n |
| I just send my kids to the coal mines so I don't see their tears. |
| 80% correct, give or take Friday‘s early close. |
| The upcoming earnings season is going to be scarier than when you woke up next to ugly Betty/Bob. |
| I hope everyone is buying. Those losses hurt |
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| Remember when PLTR was 10$ and everyone was bearish because nobody knew what the fuck PLTR was. |
| https://www.washingtonpost.com/national-security/2026/03/28/trump-iran-ground-troops-marines/ |
| Seriously? That’s pretty much the only time you would.\n\n“Hey guys, let’s wait until we’re not at war and they stop shooting at us, then we’ll invade!” |
| You know the losses even hit harder when you have kids! Any sad parents in here? \nGo into the stock market they said. You’ll make money they said |
| Yeah, I don’t know. It seems like the troops are a threat of escalation - what that escalation could possibly entail is very unclear to me |
| The greatest Easter egg hunt is about to begin in Iran, with troops hunting not for eggs, but 60% enriched uranium. |
| Yeah, unless the US goes into a period of isolationism there's going to be tons of stuff that will need rebuilding. And Chief Orange will probably order a few Trump class ships to drive the point home. |
| this shit is sideways or down until we know what troops are doing, strait opens |
| Everyone forgets this market is retarded until it does retarded.\n\n+1% open |
| Which iteration of the rainbox chart is this? How much predictive power does it have when you have to adjust the formula on an annual basis? |
| It’s not in irans interest to open the straight. It’s their leverage. |
| too late. he's tried 🌮but iran will still own strait and he'll look like a cuck |
| *Why am I, still waiting, for these troops start invading?* 🎶 \n\n*I have my, puts ready, let's make them print already!* 🎶 |
| People want to buy. Let the people buy |
| Who is crazy enough to send ground troops into a country that’s still firing missiles and drones? |
| Gay* |
| Yes it will just disappear🤣 |
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| To a bear, every Monday is a Black Monday |
| !banbet GOOGL $250 2w |
| If Iran had nukes, they would have already demonstrated they had them. |
| It could pump just on the fact that we haven't put boots on the ground yet. |
| More like begging Zelensky to stop blowing up Putin's oil export capacities |
| Why would it crater if there’s no news. It will just go down slowly. |
| The weekend thread is always pretty bearish, they’re loudest when the market is closed |
| first one that destroyed was to a flock of geese in Alaska. sad story. all died on board |
| I feel like everybody on twitter is buying msft and meta |
| Wow, interesting level of regardness lmao |
| I am riding LNG train. |
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| !banbet GOOG $260 1w |
| Holding what, though? Tech? |
| What happened today so eveyone is so bearish? (I'm bear btw) |
| Too bad won’t do anything |
| It's incredibly concerning that the average person is much dumber than the average wsb regard. |
| Whatever podcast |
| Don’t think bubble can pop if it’s deflating. |
| He already revealed the “gift” dummy |
| When the power infrastructure is there and AI has gone through some upgrades and the brain can be interfaced with completely safely, I think the Metaverse could have a good chance, but he was way too early so a lot of that money was kinda wasted even from the R&D they got from it. \n\nThen again I have no idea what they actually developed, something tells me it wasn't just the shitty 3D game lol. |
| Really want to know what is the news that could come out Sunday to prevent the Monday market from cratering. Mango has already lied about deals, so pretty sure that will no longer work. |
| Well I don't blindly follow the propaganda my country pumps out because, in your own words "they're my team". Sorry I don't play team sports with serious issues. 2nd, who is funding Israel's genocidal acts? Israel couldn't do this without the US and we damn well know it, making us complicit in every single death caused by Israel. 3rd between our constant attempts at regime change in South America and the middle east we kill many, many people daily. Right now we're blockading oil into Cuba, essentially cutting their electricity right now. Cuban civilians are dying in hospitals that have no power, food shortages are beginning, we are terrorizing them for no good reason. 5th almost every Islamic extremist faction that terrorizes the middle east has been armed and trained by us. From the Kurds to Al-Qaeda. \n\nFinally, I agree that I don't want Sharia law here and Iran was never a threat to that happening in the states. I'll tell you that the more immediate threat is Christian nationalist lunatics in our own government who fear mongers about Islamic extremism but would like nothing more than a Christian version of Sharia law and our own government replaced with a Christian Theocracy. Take the blinders off dude and stop blindly supporting your own "team" because our government isn't on your team. They just want you to think they are. \n\nYou've already been completely and provably wrong in your understanding of the issue once when you claimed Iran would chicken out. Now here we are still looking for an off ramp as they continue to escalate. Maybe consider you are not as well informed on the topic as you believe yourself to be. |
| https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/calgary/banff-grizzly-the-boss-9.7146083\n\nBulls better watch out |
| "Joey, have you ever been in a Turkish prison? Because honestly, it's gotta have better amenities and job security than the Wendy's dumpster I'm about to move behind." |
| Come back to mock me in 10 hours |
| Are you me? Except I have lotsa fertilizer stocks and more oil/energy stocks from all over the world. |
| Hold till 300 |
| 20 percent shaft extrusion for safety |
| Nah, most of them are whales now. I made out okay. |
| Should have made the deal while you still could! |
| Grindr was $45/month?!?! |
| Kinda thought everyone would pump Pltr because Sarumsn was a cool dude and the war and all. If you guys would that'd be cool |
| Ok when U |
| Look. 6 month is big round top. Nothing happens there. The action is on little round top. |
| Up or down mondy |
| I agree nothing has happened, but the deep sell Friday into close was on the expectation something might happen (ground invasion). Since it hasn’t, I expect a little bounce in equities overnight, which will sell off through the day.\n\nSomething like .5% open at 6pm tonight and -.5% by open, but I don’t think it’ll gap big. Same with oil. Small gap down and probably slowly rise all day like Friday |
| Release the Hornuz files |
| Beginning to think it pumps Monday and then dumps the rest of the week |
| Thanks for the reddit cares, fam |
| Iran, Victory or no oil at all ☢️ |
| If it ever crashes, that would be the birth of the wildest mem series ever. |
| 🫣 |
| Yeah, feels like cherry-picking data to make a point. Still, it's a good reminder not to get too comfy when things are up only. |
| Deeper? I hardly know her |
| There's another cock in here already so I cant go 100% |
| Iraq didn’t stop 30% of global oil supply LMAO |
| Thursday at 4:01pm after the market closes |
| MorganFreemanPointingUp.jpeg |
| Arabs make a deal with Tehran that they don´t allow a ground invasion if the Strait is opened. SPY at 666 at open... |
| Are you allowed to watch her bull fill orders? |
| Oh no. Scary skeleton is back. I need to go. 🏃\n |
| The real problem is that Iran took Kharg from the Klingons. You don't fuck with the Klingons. |
| Why not balls deep? |
| If you sold at the start of the iraq invasion, you would have missed 35% in gains over the next 2 years. |
| Too many bears. We rip next week✅ |
| Wow, is this what I sound like when I’m in my deranged bear state?\n\nQuite sad |
| all it is is automatic trading based off of news clips so if Trump says something wild, there’s an automatic trade executed that’s why you can see fluctuations in the market and then the media reports that oh it’s because Donald Trump said the war would be over in two days even though we all know that that’s BS |
| Nothing happens → Strait remains closed → Bull ded |
| Ross was packed yesterday read wisely |
| Thanks!\n\nBecause it's Reddit and I'm not ganging up on America. \n\nReddit is full of self-hating leftists, China and Russia bots. And basement meme posters. \n\nIt's also easy to farm upvotes if you wanted to! |
| would force us to build pipelines and nuclear power plants. i love it |
| Past 2 weeks, I’ve told friends/family market going down but they just hold and not look at port\n\nIs that like a superpower |
| That wouldn't fix his position... maybe if Microsoft said their OS is too much atm and their going back to the basics to learn from Win95. |
| First time in the history of humanity that this sentence has been said.\n\nIt is an honor to upvote it. |
| Any news from Kharg? Did the flag go up? |
| I see I'm not saved yet by peace in the middle east news. Back to depression sleep until futes open... Then rope |
| Regards, a not-so-minor data, USA have already fired more Tomahawk missiles in this campaign than during the entire Iraq invasion in 2003. Calls or puts...roll your analysis dice for the coming months. |
| My wife just locked me up in a Chastity device. No more trading. |
| youre in a rigged market, betting against a man with dementia and herpes. $4k loss is a lot. $40k is too damn much son |
| I didn't say he was going to. I said they did. There was a massive bombing campaign that ended their assault in the Gulf last May. And because of that the houthis are less interested. But I understand as of just last night they've decided to enter the war. \n\nThat's not a bad comparison to Somalia, but the houthis are actually more of a legitimate government. Not one we'd prefer mind you and probably not great for the people, but they function better than say Hamas. |
| Bulls think a 6 month rounded top dome we developed then broke through the base Friday is going to all of a sudden V\n\nYou need the left side of a V to do that \n\nA rounded top doesn’t V back up\n\nWe have been distributing for 6 months \n\nIf we do go back up, it’ll be slow, ugly and not convex where calls print hard |
| Sold my Tesla puts on Friday for 30 pecent profit. Plan on buying them back to the original price on Monday. Think I am smart or like you? |
| This. Iran got them by the balls |
| They are closely monitoring negotiations in Pakistan |
| Wake up, dreamer, 1st shipment of Russian weapons to Iran just arrived. |
| Like that matters? One whiff of good news and we will go up until we hear otherwise lol |
| Fat people should just shit more. Skill issue |
| We're doing science now? |
| Finally a man of culture in here |
| Damn, first air strikes, now ground invasion on my port |
| Also she got fat |
| Im 80% in a norwegian. |
| If you slide the cock over the hole is the same goal, the dude can clench his asshole and my cock won't be too different than a standard sized shit I feel |
| Hi VM. Remember when you told me to walk into traffic? I do. 😣 |
| bulls saying corn "going up ber scared" \n\ncorn its up 0.18% \n\n \npoor bol |
| Last time they had negotiations, US attacked in the middle of them. |
| I am in fact worse than gay, I am the gaylord. |
| I’m already 80% in gold mining stocks lol |
| Most boomers if still in the equities arent touching 99% of the stupid shit thats goes on in this congregation of risk on idiots |
| Negotiating from a position of power.\n\n"Massing US troops for invasion." 🫡 \n\nvs.\n\n"Mounting livestream cameras to Shahed drones." 😳\n |
| They’ll prob die with a lot of it and it’ll pass on lol. |
| Ooh. What a rebuttal. |
| Whoever has more ladyboys |
| Not a good record. Can I make a bet on this guy losing his bet? |
| US desperately wants an off ramp but strait has to be opened so they’re in a bind. I think it’s most likely military action/digging a deeper hole vs massive reparations and essentially admitting defeat allowing Iran to control strait |
| Nah, non regards got it and agree |
| Theta would like a word.\n\nUnless you’re worse than gay, perhaps you’re talking about shares? |
| Melania |
| Nah I wish I was more aggro gey bear tho, more puts would PRINT on Monday |
| Im 80% in norwegian oil companies.\n\nEquinor is nice divident and buybacks!\n\nOnce the market "bottoms" or dips i will start buying mining stocks because gold going 10k+ probably later this year. |
| The Lisan al-Gaib has spoken |
| I didn't find any tickers for whatever the hell you just typed. |
| !p NUTS |
| oil will rise here too, Oil is a worldwide price and all the index's trend up together |
| Vietnam or Phillipines or Thailand to gtfo which is best and explain why, I am debating bw all 3, I'd do EU but visa harder to get and I'm a pour\n\nEdit: forgot Malaysia, Indonesia. Oops. \n\nMy engineering degree is a paper and my job is dead end 🤪 \n\nAlso in general how long do yall think is a good visit to see if you'd like to live in a place, few weeks? Month? I don't have enough pto I need to get fired soon for this shit lol |
| lol |
| There will always be a gayer bull buying at a higher price. And that's the issue |
| Convinced futures will be blood red. Insiders will buy and we will then get a relief rally after a 🥭 announcement of face to face negotiations in Pakistan |
| add chic fila and the corpse of S Truett Cathy with jesus in the background |
| Hey if it reaches lower than 600, my bet still checks out. |
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| !banbet TSLA 300 7d |
| Options and leverage mean dips are for nubs |
| Boomers were already in the market in 2000, 2008 and the covid. They know this is nothing |
| SMH is still up over 50%. dafuq are you talking about down??? dont talk about things going down, your mother is a classy lady |
| Sir this is a Wendy’s |
| Yeah, and not only that, but cause it to rust faster, or is that water? Either way, its not a decisive victory. |
| China will be in more pain than us. |
| No. It will be all doom and gloom until AH Monday |
| > I’m doing my part! 🫡 |
| iranian children age 12 have entered the chat |
| Boomers saw 50% drop in 2008. They are up far, but they also have PTSD and are closer to retirement. |
| Wouldn’t oil lube the scissors? I don’t know shit |
| The problem is the tech has literally been considered “5 years away” for the past 40 years. Wake me up when it actually matters |
| Maybe |
| Iran says it is 'waiting' for a possible U.S. ground assault as 3,500 troops arrive in Middle East\n\nhttps://www.nbcnews.com/world/iran/iran-waiting-possible-us-ground-assault-troops-rcna265665 |
| Oof, I've been there, made soup and cried, honestly |
| I never understood the gay bulls, if you're long orientated, the lower the price, the more profit you make when you buy the dip. So if anything, you should be jumping for joy as much as the gay bears. |
| I didn't find any tickers for whatever the hell you just typed. |
| !p DEEZ |
| Imagine when they start selling for their retirements |
| Meta down 20% ytd, PE around 22. Literally nothing changed, other than short term supply chain risks from the war that might not even happen |
| They're trying out three legged marines for this one that's why there's more boots |
| I want to yolo everything on spx 0dte I hate my job and 60 years more of this is scary man idk, idk how ppl are not going insane and not depressed as balls these days mannee\n\nI won't yolo btw but lowk wish I would |
| Make a banbet. I did for 600. Aint no way 500s. Trump wont allow it, even the mango has an expiration date for bullshit. |
| We are planning on making 🌮 for dinner. I fully expect 🥭 to serve us up some 🌮 before market open too. |
| You scared it away. |
| Bears getting nervous with nothing happening this weekend and corn inching up |
| Im for sure buying, as soon as my account is funded. |
| Oh shit, you were just tapped for a cabinet position. |
| SPY going back to 500s load em up!! |
| That suck. Not interested anymore |
| Impact will be on Europe and Gulf states, US impact will be secondary. Why USD is strengthening |
| when it shreks it shreks\n\n |
| Been prepared for a recession for years now |
| No, gotta do it right after markets close on Friday |
| A lot of you don’t realize boomers been in the market for 40 years and are up substantially since mango even took office. I asked a family member how they were doing during the tariff dip and they literally had no idea there was a dip. Opened their account and said “wow it’s gone down a good bit” and closed the app and moved on lmao. I say this to let you know WSB is an echo chamber of market overreaction. Just because the market goes down a bit doesn’t mean the US will fold. |
| Except sometimes, if you'd like to turn a profit |
| I bought pomegranate molasses today and I gunna make yummy stuff with it |
| 🌮 is def trying to 🌮 but iran will be getting something out of it. need to come up with something where they both save face |
| No news at all. Mango not posting anything either lol |
| I'm here for it 🤗 |
| Never bet against America! |
| Trojan is an interesting case.. as a negative, they need lubricant for their products, but on the positive side, literally everybody is fucked. |
| These numbers will mean something once you crave that cheese burger, or in your case, Wendy lol. |
| Who has the balls to buy this dip? |
| Millenia |
| True. Mag 7 are oversold like crazy. Pe is getting very reasonable. |
| It seems to be going terribly for both sides in Ukraine. Must suck to be on either side. Glad you gave me the inside scoop on Iran that even Trump isn't aware of. Hopefully it's not as wrong as them not having any missiles 2 weeks ago. |
| Oil is just rock juice. 🕵️ |
| Fair |
| but oil fucks the paper and scissors. |
| Id say 150 to 200 a barrell by end of year |
| Saudi Arabia and Pakistan have a defense pact and Egypt has just called to activate a joint arab force with the gulf states. Personally I would expect them to be there to negotiate however. Could be a sign that the talks are getting somewhere. \n\nAgain: Could easily be the exact opposite.\n\nCalls in one case, puts in the other... |
| Ehhhh you're huffing some high grade stuff. |
| was a pretty sideways market before and extricating ourselves will be long time lol |
| People should at least mentally prepare for the possibility of a longer, more severe downturn. Not saying it will happen, but being ready for it is better than being surprised. If it doesn’t happen, then great.\n\nOil also isn’t historically expensive right now, especially when you adjust for inflation and compare it to past shocks. That means things can still get a lot worse from here. |
| Whoever guessed oil was so powerful? It shouldve Oil, paper, scissors. Fuck rock |
| Would be the most pointless waste of american children since Vietnam. |
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| Tung tung tung tung tung tung tung tung tung tung tung tung tung tung tung tung tung Sahur |
| 🌈🤖 |
| Too many words. Too early for that. |
| They are in the usmc sub fighting with non marines who are trying to take over the sub |
| I'll have you know my mother HALVED her drinking during her pregnancy with me lol, she also cut back ciggies to 10 a day |
| People are telling me it may be the greatest Friday ever, despite the evil lying left and crooked dems. People are coming up to me on the streets and saying "Sir, this might be the greatest Friday since Jesus" and I say, "you're welcome". \n\nThank you for your attention to this matter |
| imagine reading in 2026 when you can watch brainrot |
| Centuries |
| After Easter. |
| If you are 13, it is ok |
| Buy more?? |
| I wonder what you would have said about the internet or the computer in its conception? It will never replace personal letters? It's only a gimmick? Yet now everything, from cocaine to mail order brides can be done through them, and they have become the cornerstone of our society. Never would have thought that would you? |
| And even cheaper now! |
| Part 1 yes afterwards not imo |
| Dont disagree, just feel that is pushing USA to a deal. |
| I mean, this was one of the few things he has said that has a bit of depth. \n\nbut it's that dumb, misogynistic podcast where the dude has a bunch of chicks on (who prob work in the sex industry) and tries to make them look dumb which isn't hard when they're clearly not well-read in the first place. But he ain't either. Don't know the name. I ain't looking it up. |
| There's been no progress or indications negotiations are progressing over the weekend. I fully expect the crash to continue on Monday and the rest of the week, as markets begin to price in what they should have priced in for weeks now. Which is months of oil shocks as 20% of daily global consumption stays trapped inside the strait. The global economy will not be able to handle this. The window for the market pricing in an end to the war before it needs to accept reality is closing fast. \n\nTrump's TACO's are also losing their pumping power. This is not good and I think the market starts to have a covid like crash this week. Trump has finally bitten off more than he could chew. I bought puts on my 1 stock position I'm in for this week to protect against further losses. We are now in the worst case scenario. I live in latin america and have already planned to go to the rural part with my jackery solar generators and starlink to work remote if the situation continues how it is now. People are not ready for what's coming. Just my 2 cents. |
| Is Dune worth reading? |
| Investment in Venezuela was deemed unprofitable according to all the oil CEOs in the last round table with the US admin.\n\nBut with these prices, that won't come down soon it will be profitable enough. |
| Nothing cool happened this weekend. Where the fuck are the marines |
| It is zero chance as neither counties have the logistic support to carry out such an operation. This is an unbelievable retarded comment, even for wsb. |
| Looks like another gap down. Basically back to Biden levels |
| copy and pasting the top comment from the thread into *the same thread* lmao 🤡🤡🤡🫵🫵🫵 |
| More unhinged all caps, please |
| That was the future |
| I can see both sides, honestly. Seems like a gamble either way, and I'm usually too risk-averse for this sub, haha. |
| Also, 20% seems like an optimistic number. France's finance minister declared this week that around 30-40% of energy infrastructure is damage or destroyed. And I expect them to have access to better data than people on internet. But even in a best case scenario, where the infrastructure suffered no damage, reports indicate it takes 1-3 months to restart production. |
| Price of KitKats through the roof. WTF IS GOING ON? |
| More like decades |
| He basically called bols retards lmao |
| Years |
| I kid you not I had a dream USO went to 195 |
| Most people comment from phones. You can have a life a still be a Reddit nerd now\n\n |
| This is the time to start building positions. You don´t want to stay on the sidelines when the market is in correction territory. |
| It probably needs a major break through, something like general relativity that fleshes out quantum theory, so maybe you're right. But 20-30 years can bring a lot of advancement. |
| based on what I am seeing It will be a long time to get oil prices to trend down. regardless of when the war ends due to damage to infrastructure in the region. |
| What podcast |
| No they are just asleep |
| r/forsen is leaking. |
| Wtf? You actually bought the lowest low. 12,75 and after that it went up! Nice |
| You can if you sell shares you don´t own... |
| Obviously. I'm not gullible. I love living in the west. I hate shariah law. The west is my team. I know what I like and how I want to live, and under a Muslim regime is definitely not it\n\nHighly doubt the west kills more civilians in average these days. Complete fabrication. China, Russia, Israel, all of them are killing many more civilians right now. Stop being so gullible. Iran just got done massacring thousands of protestors. There's been about 1100 deaths over the war so far last I looked\n\nWho is the gullible one may I ask? |
| Why so many downvotes? You’re not wrong |
| I don't think about your replies that much. |
| Just burn your cash and ask someone to call themselves "Qubit" and let them tell you its gone, there, and gone/there at the same time. |
| saudi very much so |
| I'm glad people have lives outside this |
| Question is whether it's weeks or months |
| Official meetings between Egypt and turkey, who aren't at war lol |
| They’re retarded |
| He divorced her and rents a room from me now.\n\nI think he's a mod |
| If Iran launches a *ground invasion* of the US, I'm literally going to shit myself and so will the entire market. We'll never financially recover from that |
| officials meeting in Pakistan according to Aljazeera... green candle on corn.... lets see =) |
| was watching this podcast and the dude said that women and feminism have just traded submission to a man (their husband) for submission to the corporation (an income) except the hubby's gonna be nicer and more accomodating to them.\n\nreminds me of that quote: "everyone gonna make you suffer, you just gotta find the ones worth suffering for."\n\nlol |
| there has been no changes this weekend really. Probably means oil will spike tonight and continue to grind up. \n\nIt is going to be a painful few months at least. Oil is probably hitting 150. |
| Sitting in cash but then you miss the rip your face of rally |
| Nah, its just in the Ultra violet |
| 4. 🇮🇷 folded |
| Remember that girl you had a crush on in high school? She’s married now, to a 6 foot chad with a great jawline while you’re here to posting to this thread |
| Nice record bro. If you add the 5 and 1 you get 6, so 6 7. |
| We´ll put down that you are highly gifted. The symptoms are essentially the same. No one will notice. Welcome to the mobile infantry, son! |
| I'm berish, but just looks to me that US wants an offramp. US might send troops to some outlying islands but just can't imagine wall street or party donors will tolerate much more bleeding for the son of the Iranian Shah's claim on the Persian crown |
| I am gonna be so poor tomorrow |
| correct |
| Take your pick for scam market pump 15 minutes prior to open on Monday:\n\n1. Peace talks going well\n\n2. We’re delaying bombings for another week\n\n3. I’m revealing the mysterious gift |
| 7:15 am, East Coast \n\nWe're in cruise control |
| fetal alcohol syndrome\n\n |
| Did you even sign your selective service agreement? |
| How many gears |
| What a dogshit post. |
| Not cooked\n\nJust slowly being marinated |
| the probability that🥭 somehow fumble war in which HE had overwhelming military, financial, logistical superiority so hard that somehow Iran, Cuba manages to do an ground invasion of the US is low but not zero. \nThat's why Oil, Gold and other assets which would profit from the end of US hegemony are spiking on news of US ground invasion of Iran. |
| Ofc you can. Just borrow the remaining 12% from yo mama. |
| I mean WTF I just wanna get like 2 or 3 ten bangers...is that too much to ask? |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/ReferenceFunny7142 made a bet that INFQ would go to 12.0 within **4 days** when it was 10.625 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 5 wins and 17 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| this thread is dead |
| How can people actually still be saying this |
| Move on citizen. there is nothing to see here. Sleep tight. |
| This new age requires a new level of security. Something like offline ledgers and books. \n\nWhere data is written down without computers. Like with analog tools onto some kind of analog board or book. \n\nThis would be revolutionary. |
| Wishlist : SPY 800C 1.21.28 |
| All you bros talking about your cash don't have enough cash to have a portfolio |
| Fishing season opens up next week. Thank you for your attention to this matter. |
| As if the war was the only problem. Was just the final straw. |
| Why they pumping NKE in the earnings thread? |
| do sporty chicks have a more tighter grip in pussy? |
| Legit..... but you'd rather have Queen Kam? lmao |