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| For real? That’s crazy… he gets an automatic bump anytime he buys too 😂 |
| Is this the start of the 2028 campaign? |
| #And bagholding UNH as it goes down to 200$ |
| is the bottom of RDDT in or more to come? |
| Why doesn't the US just make a contribution of 1 trillie, to DJT himself so he can invest it and make deals to save the US? That is just good thinking! |
| Who’ll think trading spx is better than spy |
| I'm not sure, but the long term value of every asset is 0 on a cosmological scale. Eventually everything on earth will be ripped apart as it falls into a black hole. I know that's not useful, but the reality.\n\nHowever, in this lifetime I doubt it will go to zero but that's not the question is it. Does ETH perform better than any other asset class from now until the next century? I kind of doubt it would. Just think about it clearly for a minute, how much "money" is needed in the world? Not much, since money only has value for doing transactions. Most things are not being transacted with enough that money supply needs to be more 25% of the world's total assets. Once you reach about 25%, increasing money supply doesn't really increase the percent total of money supply as a fraction of total world wealth, since even though numerically there will be more money, all the other assets will increase in value by the amount of the money supply increase or more.\n\nSo even in a world where money supply was somehow completely fixed, it would asymptotically approach the real return of the entire world's asset increases. Seems like a better bet is to own those assets that are increasing in real value. |
| they will delay until last minute and allow enough wiggle room for some tariffs to remain in place |
| How did you manage this sorcery? |
| Futes aren’t open bud |
| I thought i will lead the wash sales number in wsb. But as it turns out there is always someone more regarded than u, never say never |
| Sorry I saw the spy500 dip -6.7% down to $640 when I refreshed my apple stocks |
| I believe ETH will be the #1 coin in crypto eventually. However, when the market wakes up to BTC being worthless, it will bring upon a crypto winter that will be talked about in the finance history books. It will send ETH down a lot more which will then be a really great buying opportunity. |
| This has to be role play lmao but one the off chance you are serious, just know that if you take a single shred of advice from anyone here, you are all but guaranteed to lose everything. Run bro and give your coworker a swift kick in the nuts while you’re at it 🤣 |
| I must for my sanity... |
| Good news is you still have options to trade your thought process |
| That’s all of crypto bro… |
| flat futures as always despite so much hype about news like iran |
| Full port BMNR 🫡 |
| Talllulllllaaaaa |
| Here's to hoping |
| No |
| CARVANA CALLS |
| Everyone looks like a hostage… |
| lol some guy turns 2million into 3 million on front page. |
| For everything I've ever said, and everything I've ever done is gone and dead. |
| #I let my money work for ME |
| If I had known people thought the US government would have bailed out BitCoin I would have been buying more until they got told. |
| #If we don't pump 10% tomorrow, something is wrong with this market LMAO🤌 |
| Thats a win in my book |
| DATA CENTRES ARE CAUSING COVID LIKE 5G TOWERS |
| Materially better tech stacks, lower regulatory risk, lower operating expenses due to less antiquated overhead. \n\nMost fintechs are nothing but those ones have succeeded. |
| Bitcoin, Ethereum, Solana, Fartcoin, are all the same, and all going to 0 |
| In about 12 hours I'm gonna get wasted and start shit posting. You'll see horrible things that no one should ever say but I'm going to say them on social media. Get ready |
| Don't worry bro, tariffs are paid by foreign countries and foreign companies, I have on good authority! So if they get struck down market will moon. OTOH if they get upheld the market will unfortunately also moon. So prepare accordingly! |
| The electronic food delivery robots are the most dystopian tech I’ve ever seen an I can’t explain why that’s the final straw for me |
| I was expecting the AI circlejerk conference in India to do more for Google |
| And of course thermie price to book is going down when they are growing so fast. You pay up front for the customer and then it takes a while for it to be earned back. Their LTV/CAC was 3,5:1 so of course they will spend as much as possible. \n\nThis will turn around fast due to operating leverage and once it does the stock price will be a lot higher. |
| To pay later |
| isn’t that an insensitive thing to say? have you even checked if it’s warm or not? |
| putting that money to work i see |
| A push is a win in the casino |
| I sold all mine at $4,400 |
| What were you watching? |
| They don’t count their wife’s as human |
| if ur seeking alpha u should block that website 😉 |
| It was a south park reference hahaha, no ill intentions, gl with investing |
| Well, I, for one, would NEVER hope you get hit by a bus.\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| what is |
| I used to take the city bus to school in middle and high school. That terror sprint is no joke. Whenever I see it, I'm always tempted to do what I can to cause a distraction so the person makes it and am always cheering them on to leg it out. Glad you made it. |
| And they won't even have to pretend it's drug boats |
| For what? We can’t even agree on a real use for BTC, much less Ethereum and the whole array of niche and meme coins. What is the end game for all of this crypto? Replace real fiat currency? Lol. |
| He won two cups for United |
| They will for a fourth time and he would win rightly or wrongly |
| If it’s large enough. Run away |
| HIMS was selling GRAL's cancer screening which is ***NOT*** FDA approved, and nutty hijinx ensued...\n\n\nI was "so close" to buying puts today... sigh |
| RKLB and ASTS pls |
| ok |
| with 60k capital I made 3$ today.. \n |
| Got another decade or two? |
| You have 2 kidneys. |
| I’m very amused at your definition of smart money! Do you have more smart money tips. Asking for a friend. |
| Never look to the government for hope. |
| You’re still green. More than what most people on this sub can say. |
| -6.7% wtf |
| can you tell me if they are released? where? did it beat? TY |
| Happy learning |
| No |
| Mango has gone maddddd! Get him off the stage |
| oklo is my choice of hopium |
| Fuck no |
| No. |
| Flaaat weeek |
| I remember the mouthbreathing retards in r/stocks would not stop talking about how "criminally undervalued" it was. |
| Start gambling |
| #Fucking seeking alpha always glitchy as fuck. Showing a stock down -20% when it's flat or even up LMAO🤌 |
| I was jestergooning when some moids spiked my cortisol levels. |
| I’m just exhausted. Congress is in their pocket and going along with whatever bc they don’t have a Plan B. Never thought it would get to this. So they are just bailing, hiding their heads in the sand, or blindly going along with it all bc they have no choice. \n\nSup Ct really needs to rattle them. But they suck too |
| Sure, if you enjoy watching your money bounce around like an EKG with an occasional dump that'll cause you to shyt your undies |
| Because you’re an evil villain like me |
| A blackjack table where I’m the only player playing 6 hands simultaneously against the house is a more accurate comparison |
| Why not both |
| Crypto was always a grift, musical chairs. |
| Were you born regarded or some trauma caused you to think that minutes of a meeting matter, when right after that meeting there was an hour long press conference. |
| Their reported revenue is real revenue they actually collected. A payment itself is not revenue, it's fulfillment of an obligation. Klarna only makes money through what merchants pay them, interest on loans as well as late fees and origination fees. \n\nNow there is an accounting process called "allowance for loan losses and leases". Basically it tells investors "hey we just gave our $10B in loans we don't expect to collect $300M of that". That IMMEDIATELY goes on the books when the loan is originated. |
| Every crypto is built for something else. Eth can be stable without burning through 15GW of power |
| You need to keep averaging down if you believe in it or at least another major bull run. If you liked it at $4,400 you should love it here. |
| Hey guys! I’m a 41 year old father of 3. I just came into a large inheritance. Long story short my coworker got wind of this and told me to come here and ask about “options trading”? Well anyway nice to meet you all, happy to learn |
| who cares they all bang children too should we allow that |
| racism |
| Canada isn’t having the best Olympics week 😂 |
| keith gill is a wsb hero, but the rest of the cult is not welcome here |
| Rule of thumb, don't believe in any investment that is solely held up by hopes and dreams.\n\n \nThere's gotta be financials behind something to justify how much it's worth. |
| Just saw a video / discussion that showcased how Warren Buffett's annualized returns were double the S&P 500's, only before the FTC made it illegal for CFO's to discuss their company performance privately with institutional investors. Since then (Like the year 2000 or something), Warren Buffett's returns have lagged behind the S&P 500 on an annualized basis.\n\nI still think he's one of the greatest investors of all time due to his framework and mindset, but I can't wrap my head around the worship and attention paid to his trade. Go to value investing and people are actually selling AMZN / APPL because Buffett did lol. |
| Why the fuck did I buy Klarna.. |
| At least Proof of Stake is less resource intensive than Proof of Work. |
| mens or womens team? important distinction |
| Is there a poly market for the chance 🥭 glazes somebody’s cock during one of his rallies? |
| I’ve been holding for 5 years, so NO \n\nwould’ve made more money in an ISA or my savings account |
| OPEN calls barely 1x |
| AKA Roaring Kitty |
| Also, their management are notorious liars, sorry, I mean puffarists. Of all the publicly traded companies whose management I expect to eventually end up in prison, it is Klarna. |
| I'm definitely random... I'm also really glad I did not buy calls... |
| \n\n\n\n#Bang bang\n**Theta gang gangbang** |
| It’s a fixed cost for them. They have their pool of Spark drivers and leverage the crap out of them. |
| does this screenshot help your grindr profile? |
| Hard to enforce when it's owned by so many banks and other massive stock tickers |
| Fuck you and your $12. |
| We send our warmest regards |
| Can he bring up Keith Gill at least? |
| Bold of you to assume there is a principle matter |
| Not really. If they’re struck down the bond market will be wild. It will blow a giant hole through 🥭 mans already wildly out of control budget. |
| I keep reading that if the top 1% sell it then the whole thing will go down. Also, eth didn't have a limited supply unlike btc. |
| Vapid rally speech |
| Scrotus gonna chicken out again |
| It would be the opposite of whatever your play is |
| Imagine losing to us at hockey\n\n# 🫵 Canada, prepare to be absorbed as a country 🇺🇸🫡\n\nTHOSE ARE THE RULES. |
| I bought my stack so long ago that as long as it doesn’t completely tank I’ll always be in profit. Therefore I’m holding onto it like a free lottery ticket. |
| Pffff, as if.\n\nOrnamental gourds to the moon. 🚀 |
| Retards believe in many things. |
| welcome to the last two years for an AMZN shareholder |
| Yeah that hurt. Absolute crazy strong earnings. Recommend reading the earnings letter. |
| can't believe they snuck in the IPO during the earnings call 🤯 |
| Well.... |
| Woe to all who just saw me run to my commuter train |
| So if tariffs get struck down tomorrow, we should get an inverse Liberation Day type move, but up...right? \n \nThat's how that works? |
| People consider them AAA bonds. WMT is less likely to go tits up than US is to default on bonds. |
| You’re getting there, but your remaining questions show some holes in your understanding.\n\nI’ll try to keep the order of thoughts you progressed through:\n\n>you’re bearish on SPX\n\nNot necessarily. For max profit I don’t need SPX to fall, I just need it to not rise above my lower strike. This is a neutral/bearish position. If I was truely bearish, there are better strategies.\n\nCurrently this is a theta-positive play, meaning if SPX just stays where it is, I make money.\n\nIf I had made this spread ITM instead of OTM, it would not be theta-positive.\n\n>sell a call and buy one at the next highest strike\n\nThis would be a spread, but usually the width isn’t the next available strike. The wider you make the “wings” the less covered you are, meaning it is more akin to selling naked puts/calls the farther away your strikes are.\n\n>you gain or lose because the seller/buyer is wrong.\n\nInherently, yes, but I don’t think you fully get the mechanics of this based on your later question. To keep it simple I’ll use a fake example. Max loss comes from the width of the spread, minus the price you paid for it.\n\nImagine a stock is at $5. You sell a $6 call for .50c and buy a $7 call for .25c. Right now your account was credited 25c. If the stock stayed where it was until the end of the day, both calls expire worthless, and you keep the 25c in premium.\n\nBut let’s say some news comes out and the stock doubles to $10 by the end of day expiration. The $6 call you sold for is now worth $4 ($3.50 loss) but the $7 call you bought is worth $3 ($2.75 gain).\n\nSo the end result is your maximum loss of .75c. Notice that this is the “other half” of the width of the spread. The spread was $1, you received 25c when opening, meaning 75c was the max loss. That is the defined max loss whether the stock closed at $10 or $100. \n\nYou can absolutely construct these in bullish, bearish, or neutral manners. These are called “vertical spreads” and come really in 4 flavors: call credit (this), call debit, put credit, and put debit.\n\nThey all have different use cases depending what you’re trying to accomplish.\n\nThen there’s strategies like iron condors, which use two seperate spreads to “sandwich” the price in a window. I won’t get ahead of myself though. Hopefully this helps.\n\nThis is actually one topic I’d encourage you to ask ChatGPT about, it’s pretty good at explaining these concepts. Sometimes I am not a great teacher. |
| I don't hate myself enough to watch this anymore |
| Who are you who is so wise? |
| Ooh look |
| nah, maybe its just im getting older lol\n\ni do see alot of complaints over at the Chipotle subreddit over the burrito 🌯 sizes; some are actually hilariously tiny too. i think good number of those issues happen at drive thrus, or to-go orders via the app.\n\ni order at the counter, and get my usual toppings (stuffings actually.) it has to weigh at least between a pound & a half - 2 lbs. i don't even get any extras. no need, imo. last time i went, the lady couldn't even wrap the burrito neatly so she just tossed it out, made me a new one. |
| But "why" does it perform better during times of peace? Why does war or peace affect tech stocks?? I would almost make the argument that tech could be more valuable during a time of war, as it could be used for defense systems, intelligence, etc. |
| Copart needs a cop out 📉🕳️ |
| it could, it won't though |
| The United States is going to make a contribution of ten billion dollars to the Board of Peace\n\n_applause_\n\n# Sure, why not. |
| Yeah??? |
| username does not check out |
| Is this just a glazing event? |
| "I know what a woman issss" |
| Amazon really did nothing today... |
| https://preview.redd.it/0q7scp4uzikg1.jpeg?width=610&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e36c4b8c8a82983f2653b08bcd7d4b9a3f194896\n\nNow guaranteed it touches 65 before SHFE open |
| Uhh, is it too soon to say...told ya so? People have been clowning (warning) Ford for years now. The only thing that is shocking about this is how long it took to see this headline. |
| To lie here and die among the sorrows, adrift among the days |
| Damn I need to get me a side Peace hustle. |
| That’s why you’re on here gambling like a fucking poor.\n\nYou try to think instead of YOLO. 🫵🤡 |
| GRAILLED lmaooo |
| Crypto will only go up when Saylor and Lee sell for a loss\n\n\n |
| Yeah chop city to unchanged today and Options Expiration tmrw in monthlies prices will move to pinned, earnings next week for the move, February can't be over soon enough. |
| I have a pretty good track record with CVNA… |
| Me too |
| Nobody has ever believed in any crypto long term |
| If one were to just get in now, then yes |
| Meh. BTC is the only crypto worth a shit right now if you ask me. Kind of like when GLD traded sideways for years, SLV was even more useless until GLD went up. |
| #OpenAI pumping so hard in the after hours market LMAO🤌 |
| Etf from l&g, seems to be europe only? I find it interesting because nvidia isn't 10% of it. |
| i could see that happening to launder money |
| These speeches have been nothing but self glazing babble. They never address the principle matter |
| watching this OPEN price action makes me want to hurt myself |
| Buying the dip |
| Yall still fucking this dead pig? |
| LIKE BIRDS |
| Better than a kick in the keister |
| Les Wexner is a perfect name for a villain. |
| Yoooo what the hell? What happened |
| Sounds like they take bath on the expenses on that. |
| I'm holding. Wish me luck |
| $INDI 🔥 |
| thx |
| Welcome fren |
| rip GRAL\n\nThat was the big one for today, and it was a ginormous crash... |
| Sounds like he’s taking a perpetual shit |
| Sounds like the muttering of a retirement home |
| No. |
| Middle finger pnl pattern. Classic |
| This Robinhood Face ID shit holy fuck |
| It's working for me |
| Eh |
| I fear that I'm ordinary, just like everyone. |
| Can googl to go 315 tomorrow? |
| It's also for savy people too. Like I never used any service like this before but PayPal had a 20% back to use their bnpl feature. Easy $150. I'd gladly use klarna and all the other services out there if they did promos like that. I know there are tons that took advantage of it too. I think instead of trying to get rid of these services we should educate people on how to game it in their favor |
| Just the way I like it:) |
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| calls on Andrew getting Epsteined in like two weeks |
| Fool proof |
| We are being lied to. Data centers are not real. Have you ever seen a data center or semi conductor? No, they are fancy words made up by the RADICAL LEFT |
| Les Wexner deposition update \n\n\nhttps://x.com/i/status/2024591241782939825 |
| Take care of your hygiene you fuckin slob |
| # rip GRAL\n\nWow. Almost bot puts... woulda coulda shoulda ... |
| Can't gamble on red, black and green at the same time... you gotta pick one |
| I mean, yea....why keep the fun to themselves? Might as well bring everyone into the fun zone. |
| There is a theory that prediction markets are eating crypto transactions |
| REFINANCE WHERE MICHAEL\n\nIS THIS REFINANCING IN THE ROOM WITH US NOW MICHAEL |
| $49k |
| SLACKSTONE DOWN 5% TODAY LMAO |
| No one asked, but just to be clear. I’m NOT interested in handsome young men. Thank you for your attention to this matter. |
| Bruh. \n\nDo I think it makes sense to bomb the ever loving fuck out of some more brown guys, on my own dime? Fuck no. \n\nI am talking about the Strait of Hormuz as a physical object. It would be easy as fuck to reopen. Really fucking doubt a bunch of halfassed pirates would stand a chance against our drones n shit. You know 🥭 would just drone any fucking boats out there without even bothering to ask questions after the fact. It's only like $1M/missile, and you're paying for it. |
| As a white Guy.. it’s pretty white. |
| "Treasure- UHHH" |
| How’d your week go? Need to vent? |
| thank you for letting us know to buy puts now |
| Powder |
| Some of them sound like they have never talked to a human before |
| APP ripping ah wtf lmaooo |
| Guy working on the house clocked out yesterday at 1pm. Today at 430 he says “god damn what time is it, gotta be late”. My man wants a beer and a burger, call it a day. Lord knows damn well I havnt don’t a damn thing at work today. |
| I feel like that's whats being said, but not whats gonna happen. This feels like an attempt for war to cancel the midterm elections. |
| These are pretty much just ponzi schemes. Everyone knows that when the economy turns south the demographics that use these services will not pay. |
| Whole lot of iv crush |
| All on black |
| Everyone is bulled up now? |
| You know what, at least you made somewhat of a profit. |
| There are people who would still vote for this |
| Calls on $open earnings was so easy, hype for 1 day the level out again |
| Apparently. 👋 |
| Can’t watch 🥭 speeches anymore, all the white guys are so white they give me headaches |
| thank you for the only useful answer 🙏 |
| mods used to be cool and helped us keep crypto shit out of here, so people called it corn to bypass the rules. Then for some dumb reason mods started allowing it, but the name stuck |
| never shoulda changed that rule, shoulda banned corn too |
| https://preview.redd.it/iriq0no30jkg1.png?width=745&format=png&auto=webp&s=83b15d1a3cb542af9311f1a661d3415eb3f790c3 |
| I think their guidance. They anticipate production drop and increased costs |
| Idk calls tomorrow I guess |
| Cash gang |
| By the time you see it, it’s already over. Or it’s a trap |
| Especially since it’s monthly OPEX tomorrow fking 5 min candles moving 1/4% up and down all day |
| Yeah, that's not joining the fray though. They're scooting out of there before we come in. |
| Regards have their own truths ok? |
| Does reported revenue also take into account unrealised revenue from missing user payments? |
| My bro skymagic yeah it probably was the tylenol |
| Brother I’m so happy I brought calls… but gosh dang I didn’t expect it to go this high so fast |
| LOUDER MILK 🍼 |
| In the olden days, one would get banned for mentioning crypto so it was coopted from buttcorn as a way to trick the foolish mods, stuck around ever since. |
| DHT. Ya’ll know 🥭 gonna declare war. Iraq 2.0, fear mongering, etc… |
| am i unbanned? |
| Open door mentioned AI\n\nDUMP IT |
| given everything people mentioned Xmas lights might be fine 😂 |
| Most don't want war with Iran. They want to see the oppressive terrorist regime destroyed so that Iranians can be free. |
| which one is that, BOTZ? |
| The main thing that appears to have made it pop is the potential openAi collab. Probably a combination of both rumors/headlines though. They also released their 10-k. |
| Claude 🤝 SMCI 🤝 Grok |
| Robo etf been doing fairly well despite the tech selloff. |
| Trident or pork chop? |
| Yeah use MSTR strongest stock in the market |
| APP puts …. Or calls if your bullish |
| It was a beautiful story. |
| Sure wire me 25k and I’ll try day trading there for you for free |
| Your mom tripped and landed on Goog |
| Buttcorn |
| i just sold my entire position (1 share) |
| Why the heck wasn’t Grail on here |
| LITE has had an insane run surprised it doesn’t get all that much attention around here |
| ‘Moves for tomorrow’ with THIS kind of price action? Probably nothing lol wait until Monday then go balls to the wall with calls |
| As of 1 day ago [Iran and Russia to Hold Joint Navy Drills as U.S. Pressures Tehran on Nuclear Program - The Moscow Times ](https://www.themoscowtimes.com/2026/02/18/iran-and-russia-to-hold-joint-navy-drills-as-us-pressures-tehran-on-nuclear-program-a91990) |
| customers all -50% with SPX -2% off ATH |
| yep, revenue miss was pretty much entirely attributable to crapto drilling and taking down trading volume |
| 🤣 |
| Calls on 25 foot skeletons. They sold like crazy and the regards that bought just leave them out and put holiday specific shit on them. Infuriating. Also I still have my Xmas lights up |
| So you saw an influencer/OF model? |
| Gay |
| Noob question here but where’s the best place to view options activity like this |
| A gift for us all to make money. |
| I remember 2 or 3 years ago some regard posted about APP and how it’s the next big thing long ass DD etc shit was at like $40/share, I ignored it thinking another shitty pump and dump turns out I was an idiot shoulda listened to him |
| True. My leaps aren't worth any more money than when I bought them 18 months ago..... but one day. |
| How do you know Iran would become stable even if the supreme leader is killed. The country could devolve into civil war and there could be terrorists and militias that could harass the shipping in the strait. Would reopening it safely really be that simple? |
| why you use 🌽for bitcoin? |
| 🙏 |
| Metals. |
| HOOD January metrics look solid. Net deposits $4.5B, equity volume +57% YoY, margin book +122% YoY. Platform assets +59% YoY. Crapto still soft but stabilizing. Market likely trading sentiment, fundamentals still super strong here. |
| #🤝 |
| DELL pumped 1% from 🥭 just mentioning them…this clown 🤡 market |
| I duno why the fuck I decided to hold my position after seeing PayPal tank. I don’t know what I expected.\n\nPayments fintech is dead. RKT / sofi/ open housing related barely hanging. |
| My neighbor still has a prop hanging on the noose since Halloween. Could anyone beat that? |
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| !banbet IBRX 50% 5w |
| Phase 1: I'm so unlucky. If only I could get back the amount I started with, that's all I ask\n\nPhase 2: I recovered what I invested, but why get out now? Tomorrow I could have double or triple, now the game begins folks \n\nPhase 3: God, have mercy on my soul, let your light illuminate my path |
| I agree. Everything predominately flat with some mini dumps peppered in. No serious claw backs.. People just sitting on their cash. Which leaves stocks standing with their pants down.. |
| Wtf was that split second 7% drop after hour with Google. |
| Yeah people act like it's someone being too broke to spend $10 on food when it's just throwing everything into a several thousand dollar pile that gets paid off in installments in the aggregate.\n\nIf I used one of these companies to pay for anything I'd probably use it for everything |
| Going to be interesting when chinese markets open again. I think we see another bull run. Wether it sustains this time or not is another question. |
| ‘Moves for tomorrow’ with THIS kind of price action? Probably nothing lol wait until Monday then go balls to the wall with calls |
| Mortgage money was a $1T/yr stealth stimulus 2003-2007\n\n BNPL is different in scale and dynamic (not so self-propelled momentum) |
| I just can’t take a company called AppLovin seriously |
| Bought RDDT 160c for 2/27 at the bottom. \n\nThat was the bottom, RIGHT? |
| 15k on black |
| lol and you my friend are my new motivation see you at 60k |
| Just a lucky guy that had “3 months of DD” will be posting about his gains soon |
| Where all the Gary Bears at?\n\nWoops, wrong thread. |
| Yeah but joking ab your FDs or Wendy’s blowies is a different vibe than posting ab how you want a country to get bombed. Different energy |
| That might be me. It’ll be up until Christmas, so get used to it. |
| Bruh that sucks. Nothing better in life than a smooth cooch. |
| thought I just heard u/EnginrA say something there for a sec 🤔 must be the Tylenol playing tricks on me |
| STIFF I SAY! |
| https://preview.redd.it/nvs940v3zikg1.jpeg?width=272&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fe11db09c70706111b7c7cc7ab2fb767d1542da8 |
| What do you mean Russia jumping in the mix? |
| I'll just short the vix and oil after the bombs start dropping. |
| I too have lost this much ytd. Did you try putting in more money? |
| Ha, Sandisk held firm and even improved after that news, I thought we would see sharp decline after they announced the selling of a huge chunk of sdsk shares |
| What are these bullshit back and forth days? |
| Mfs using AI generated images in 🥭 account. smh. |
| 😤 |
| "Smart Money" |
| Whatever the fuck they do in hormuz is likely reversible, though it would fuck up oil markets for a few weeks. |
| It's tempting because is it big fish buying in while its down or just average joes buying |
| just saw that, 3500 volume today |
| 🤔 |
| consolidation phase until mid next month, April - eoy going to be good on the upside |
| It's Fucking Microsoft sir. |
| when is IM-3? |
| It’d be easy if they treated it like an actual crisis |
| AppLovin up nearly 10% on news that they plan to create Tik Tok competitor after they failed to acquire it last year |
| OP said BTC goes down either way. So both outcomes are priced in. |
| He won’t do s |
| Not for me… |
| They want the regime to not exist, people of Iran side with Israel. |
| !RemindMe 30 days |
| Tf lol |
| next week will be big |
| neighbor still has his Christmas shit up...bro is living in the past 🤣 |
| teach me your ways |
| I looked at open calls but iv was over 400% |
| 🌽 Let it go. Got a little lotto ticket on you. |
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| !banbet Poet 10% 4w |
| rumors of my death were not exaggerated |
| Western Digital intern accidentally sold their own shares instead of WDC's SNDK shares. |
| I always thought it was funny how this sub pretty much ignored APP when it was going up like 10% a day for 2 years |
| THE DOW IS AT 49K |
| 🌽 under 60k tonight |
| #👉🏽🥴 |
| Say NO to wars…. See what happened to Iraq, Syria, Libya…. \n\nIf people of Iran want to change their government, let them do it themselves. We don’t need to spend our tax money on someone’s else’s war. Save our kids who are being send to fight these wars.\n\nThose who want these wars can start by sending their own kids… my 2 cents |
| I’m so skeptical. |
| Shut up dude |
| If 🥭 tries to force regime change on Iran why wouldn't they obliterate the strait they'll have nothing to lose. |
| Got sucked into listening that guy talk about meat and didn’t realize that futes closed I can turn that shit off lmao |
| SLV gonna have a bumpy ride up while 🥭 remains in the oval. |
| Let's go open and app and you too lite.\n\n\n👍 |
| violent volatility |
| The last year when it hasn’t done shit? |
| Bro all I fuckin do is scalp. I haven’t held a single option for more than a few hours all year. Maybe one day at most. Paper hand ftw!! |
| Jesus mate. 100g down. You may need to inverse yourself. |
| We honestly need to close the gap on the housing vs wage gap in the US. It’s way out of hand, and has been for some time. Interest rates are a carrot |
| Top signal we drop from here now |
| All this stuff that we understood was supposed to stay in dark corners of the internet is like their mainstream culture now lmao |
| I think people who wouldn’t qualify for a credit card are financing things that not too long ago would have been paid in cash. I can see this becoming a credit trap where low earners without credit history overextend themselves on things like fast food. There’s always been rent to own stores and the theme parks will finance tickets since they can just revoke them if you miss a payment. But poor people financing game consoles and season passes was also a problem. Now it’s happening more places. |
| Opendoor ceo live\nhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fk-Bto7CXuk |
| “The Omnispectrumcon”? |
| 2021-2026 |
| you are young enough you can afford to lose it all a few more times dont worry |
| I'm almost 50% down on SFM, is anyone still holding? |
| Japan CPI tonight ( in about 1HR 30Mins) and PCE tomorrow.\n\nGoodluck to me and you! |
| #👋👁👄👁 |
| Does she still shave her cooch tho? |
| Remember when he read rubio’s note out loud on live TV? 😂\n\nI feel kind of bad making fun of an old man, but then I remember he promotes regressive taxes and orders the killing of people for posturing |
| Silver getting back on the up n up?? |
| According to the candles it reached a low of exactly 178 so this should be regraded |
| I'm this 🤏 close to making to pausing investing and not opening my brokerage account until 2030. This market does nothing, and that's worse than a bear market. |
| Remember people buying OPEN above 8 🤣 |
| Come on baby!!! |
| 700 confirmed |
| RemindMe! 3 days |
| Yeah but it can stay undervalued for a year before rallying |
| You already have a bet going - APP to 450.0 before 20-Feb-2026 11:23 PM -05 |
| No it’s not in one play, just a thing over time |
| !banbet |
| DeRemer!? I hardly knew her! |
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| !banbet LUNR +15% 2W |
| They lived more so they win |
| gotta love new traders hahaha\n\nyou realize they beat arbitrary analyst metrics that mean nothing? \n\nwho cares if they beat some analyst estimate its inconsequential. Sure you can use that as a guide but its not why stocks go up and down |
| Muni bonds destroying SPY ytd 😔 |
| Fuck yeah |
| No |
| So many other options though. \n\n\nI really thought with Theil's influence on the government that he would find a way to pump it. |
| grabbed some 3/6 $BABA 160 calls |
| The most alarming thing about mango’s comments on aliens isn’t the aliens themselves but how terrible he is at keeping sensitive information |
| Yeah just self ban gng spy is never touching 690 again for next 5 years |
| I hate that I just looked up what a clavicular and frame mogging is. Damn kids got some weird slang these days |
| WTF being a top performer is fitting for this market |
| Now that Phoenix project got approval a few hours ago, curious, thoughts on DNN? I have my half thesis, but don't know much on the sector. |
| Feel like there’s really not a ton of downside in holding open overnight tonight, gonna grab some shares and see if I can’t sell them in the 6.00s in tomorrow’s pre market before it drops at 9:30. \n\nThe cheaper meme stocks don’t seem to fade as much before actual trading hours after an earnings move. |
| Me |
| Potential tariff ruling (unlikely), OPEX, Iran tensions increasing with Russia jumping in the mix and US positioning closer for an attack, GDP, PCE... anything im missing for us to have a +/-0.01% day tomorrow? |
| Should have put the /s |
| Best case scenario tbh |
| How can I convince my wife that being unemployed does not mean she should stop shaving her armpits? |
| Loan sharks getting busier |
 nytimes.com www.nytimes.com |
| I wish Donald would tank the market with his speech but he’s too gone to even do that anymore |
| When isn't it worth it? |
| Taco bell shits |
| OpenAI working with applovin? |
| Supreme Court probably updating their tariff opinion to mention DOW $50K |
| Never |
| Talking day trading terms |
| Nah is like a stale sesame seed roll 😂 |
| i never liked this money anyway\n\njoke is on you market |
| Worth buying AMZN? |
| Google do the AI thing right now, do AI! More AI the AI man wake the fuck up the AIIII |
| But hey rewards season is here |
| Buuuuullllllshit. Prove it. |
| what world this moron lives in?? he can only talk like this to uneducated morons |
| I bet IF there’s a ruling, then the Iran strike is on. That’s my only bet though |
| Up 3.54% on the year. “I’m somewhat of a Warren Buffet myself” 😎 |
| https://preview.redd.it/44dy4eyexikg1.jpeg?width=2095&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e55858cd8fc9e5dd27bd6af7b0973e895a1ae8ae\n\nI guess it was a little more than 2k a week, sorry. |
| Everyone in here does not have APP calls and it shows |
| sold APP before pump.. i will never learn |
| Considering putting the rest of my port into SMCI leaps and not logging back in my account until January |
| **Ban Bet Created:** **/u/Acceptable_Dirt69** bet **SPY** goes from **683.97** to **690.81** before **20-Feb-2026 05:03 PM EST**\n\nTheir record is 1 wins and 0 losses.\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| Market is going to trade sideways until we get *The Headline* |
| !banbet spy +1% 1d |
| Msft is undervalued no? |
| why is everyone bagging on eileen gu i love my country but that's a lot of money to blow on SPY fds |
| The cheddar one on the Hawaiian roll? |
| https://preview.redd.it/w5cl62bqxikg1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bfae6140da87a8e9a1e324a64357a61e7c372978 |
| What'd he do today? |
| Good, now it’ll run 25% next week |
| I'd subtract the amount that the dollar has devalued in the past year although you looked at YTD.\n\n |
| I'm fond of [Testikles](https://assassinscreed.fandom.com/wiki/Testikles) myself. |
| If the world ends tomorrow, boomers will find a way to keep winning |
| Arby’s fish sandwich is back 🤤 |
| trump breakswind this one goes - |
| MAGA needed an answer to Heated Rivalry |
| Why doesn’t pelon simply just unzip him? |
| Is he done yet |
| Wow homeless dude just gave ME a dollar |
| Damn...you need a 120% gain just to breakeven now |
| Whats violently |
| I feel like people missed this was a joke. |
| Don’t you know the risk management concept 😭 |
| It's a oil crisis proxy don't go Warren Buffet on it 😂 |
| Klarna doing good is bearish for the economy. |
| Tech is usually priced at future growth, during times of peace (whatever that means nowadays), it performs better.\n\nSo pretty much - less volatile the geopolitical climate is, the better it performs. It's why the last 10 years tech outperformed everything |
| Options are a coin flip and your edge is your stop loss and take profit. |
| how can a a ticketing/event company plan to spend >1b in capex with a yearly net income of 690m (down from 1.13b the year earlier lol)\n\nand still be up in after hours? |
| also me |
| This place is dead |
| because i sold |
| Why mooning? |
| You already have a bet going - HIMS to 21.0 before 25-Feb-2026 06:33 PM -05 |
| Sorry I’ll be more gentle next time |
| !banbet |
| Straight to the roulette table drop $20k on black |
| 🫵🤡 |
| Oslo index is up 10.83% YTD, meanwhile SPY value is down 5% because the american shitcoin tanking. |
| Wait until they see the default rate when those payments are due. |
| Right.. his alt is @dawendysemployee |
| 🫵🤡 |
| With red candles all day |
| Delay. |
| Lol love the bot articles always trying to explain ERs.\n\nLike "open pops on revenue beat and successful turnaround."\n\nLook at actual ER, garbage. Look at option chain, degenerate. \n\nJust release the accurate headline man.\n\n" OPEN pops on degenerate option chain positioning, no one cares about ER fundamentals it resolved up thanks for playing." |
| It broke $5! Wow. |
| Thanks OPEN!! 9k shares released back to the wild |
| 🥭you silly fucking twat |
| prolly not, would be nice tho |
| 90% of the comments here is dark humor or trolling. Don't take it seriously. |
| Hope it won’t come to that and TACO prevails. |
| APp pumping due to open ai rumors |
| So we thinking Tarriff ruling tomorrow or no? |
| Hysa crushing spy... |
| Profitable relative to valuation? What moat do these companies have? |
| Violently.. |
| dutch rudder? |
| Violently?? What the fuck. |
| I felt the same way.. my friend said “we can’t control that shit!” And I was like yeah you’re right dang. |
| $OPEN 🚀 🚀 |
| Yup, my average is $22.38… these guys love buying the Reddit top |
| I literally just read the deadline has been extended "10-15 days", so yeah, Donnie is already TACO'ing. \n\nMay I ask why you think tech stocks would go up due to de-escalation?? |
| yea the problem is its accelerating, millennial to alpha is prob the equivalent of 500 BC to 500 AD |
| 🌝 |
| mu calls on dips |
| Think I'll keep accumulating ETHA under $15. Waiting for IBIT under $35. |
| Cmon POTUS set us up for a glorious Friday |
| Okay I don’t think I can handle this weaponized autism any longer |
| No point they will survive …… even when we are\nAll dust there will be an automated car vending machine spitting out cars every so often in the vast desert of nothingness 🪳 |
| !banbet |
| A bigger flex than 1 btc |
| Not sure it even qualifies as yapping |
| Thinking about the repercussions of an Iran war without mentioning oil is a new level of regarded |
| Still up 100&, what are you complaining about? |
| Well BUST ME A nut… buying APP calls before close was a great idea… I just hope it stays at this price before open tomorrow. The indicators told me a breakout was due but I didn’t know this soon or much |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/BourbonRick01 made a bet that DKNG would go to 38.0 within **4 weeks** when it was 32.27 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 0 wins and 1 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| I waived my salary of 2m and made a billion scamming you regards with a meme coin\n\nYou’re lucky to have me frankly 😡 |
| Based |
| Hope you like Wendy's |
| Shmuck, huh 🤔 |
| His and Jeffreys good buddy Andrew who was in on the secret orgies they kept out of the files got arrested. Of course he's angry. |
| I have 1 dow share |
| I think they’re just a couple steps away from capturing that audience you speak of. It’s almost as simple as tweaking the UI/UX. Well it’s a part of it, but they need to just take small steps to integrating with the current market. The foundation is there and it’s much easier to go from that to relevancy than the opposite |
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| I wish this fat fuck would flop like a fish |
| Somehow theyre still worth more than Toyota lmao |
| He literally rug pulled 2 shitcoins what salary 😭 |
| Also a kid diddler |
| I wanna be a front row Joe 🫰 |
| 684 top tomorrow? |
| WU calls on earnings are gonna print |
| Damn open door missed eps by a shit ton, but I’m not complaining because my 25 calls are looking good |
| Gonna be a lot more losses with that one |
| Being regarded can’t be changed with free will. You’re born that way. |
| Trump only made 2 million over his last presidential term. He waived his salary. |
| I am still asking the general public why RFK Jr took a cold plunge in jeans |
| HE WAIVED HIS 2 MILLION SALARY TO MAKE BILLIONS ON CRYPTO |
| Read that as canada |
| Nothing is gonna happen if you notice all the patterns before this be it Venezuela, be it last year's Iran's attack, if anything, a small operation and then a deal, would be interesting how it plays out |
| My wife threw out her back at work but I’m sure it was her boyfriends doing. |
| Nothing makes sense. We have no choice but to believe it |
| hopefully be like cde. Flat after hours then was +6% today |
| No tax on Wendy’s! |
| No that’s +52… oh. |
| Anyone know why APP is flying |
| Is Applovin slowly unfucking my position? |
| might buy Amazon if they go below 200 |
| We ded |
| $690 tomorrow guaranteed |
| That was a pleasant day of mild profit. Feel a bit lost and confused |
| what is going on with APP |
| Me |
| I think we’ve actually hardened but our biases have split us too far from a shared reality |
| After iran can we bomb Carvana???? |
| People throw the dice and win several times in a row then start connecting those results to geopolitical events, thinking they in fact predicted the price movement with facts and logic. It doesn't happen as much in here, but other finance subs are littered with this sort of delusions. \n\nThen, when confidence in one's proven skills is at all time high, they go all in on something and never come back |
| 🥭 shit his pants live. |
| 🥭 “I AM A SENIOR” |
| Not great bot terrible |
| Sad to see how many people just casually want war against Iran just for stock action, I love gambling on random shit too but cmon. I don’t want a bunch of innocents getting killed in the fallout of it. |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/daboss144 made a bet that SPY would go to 615.0 within **4 weeks** when it was 678.004 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 0 wins and 1 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| Hell i'm looking at getting swiss francs. |
| Which makes no sense. |
| 🥭likes those. |
| Tomorrow supreme court decision during the day and war with Iran at night. Gon be lit |
| Affirmative action should not be allowed. |
| Consolidating profitable restaurants in a recessionary economy by simply building less restaurants is pretty bullish |
| Bro gave 10 days deadline and will propably TACO what are you even doing the last 5 hours, working or some shit? |
| Me, need to dca to get out 😭 |
| Infinite money glitch? |
| 23b profit a quarter with a \~50% margin isn't making money? |
| Because as a leader he engenders zero trust. |
| What the fuck man |
| Hakeeem! |
| #HAKEEM |
| Not to late to load the boat with webol shares before the sun rises. You dont wanna miss this. |
| IMO IMO |
| It was the 3rd anniversary of the start of the last bull market. The cycle played out. |
| Oil stocks went to ATH after Maduro was taken...and they never looked back. |
| I've been researching this off and on for the past few days. I'm extremely tempted to toss some capital at PYPL. Massively profitable, compressed valuation, massive buybacks, tokenization of assets structure preparation in play - PYUSD, transition to rapid checkouts with fastlane, etc. If paypal finds a way to somehow remain relevant to the end user it's game-on again. The only thing holding me back on investing atm is that I'm not sure how they plan on regaining traction with the end user... particularly young users who default to applepay, etc. how is PayPal going to target the next generation of spenders and capitalize on their habits? As soon as I know that, I'll invest. Right now i'm tempted but not quite at the pull the trigger level... |
| Yo 7 bucks by my house lol |
| Me, I’m the retard |
| The indices...? Same like cvna |
| Definitely a continuous fall off, you ever seen the kids nowadays? Lmao \n\nWe’re cooked |
| Terminator was a documentary! |
| The Carvana retards |
| Sorry. I’ve been there. It turned out better. |
| Correct. |
| Sure enough |
| Can't wait to say this again in 20 years. |
| Meet me in the alley and leave your teeth behind 😉 |
| what was the buy signal? |
| 0dte at that |
| The memes would of written themselves |
| Haven't caught up on domestic / geopolitics, rule on what? |
| Angry poor downvoter who bought calls today before the bond auction lmao |
| $NFLX chart looks like absolute ass who are the retards who keep tryna buy the dip on this. |
| Americans really are the cuckest peopled in the world |
| Declare war, use Insurrection Act, declare martial law, and try taking over elections again. |
| What tax returns |
| Only thing this week I was iffy on was $WMT, let's see tomorrow's premarket |
| Sideways market rest of year? |
| I have a feeling they’ll peel back capex a bit but none of them seem like they’re slowing down with AI investments. Every call went the same, so will be interesting next few quarters. |
| #SWEATY!!\n\n#SAD!! |
| Y’all remember when he made fun of a disabled guy |
| scalping hasn't been the same for months |
| If the moron goes into Iran, what stocks are skyrocketing? LMT? |
| Bro he’s off his rocker lmao |
| how is this going to affect the natural rainbow trout population futures? |
| https://preview.redd.it/8ph5geb5wikg1.png?width=300&format=png&auto=webp&s=621d71c88490ed953ef24ba0e6b3ede012cd0c50\n\n |
| It tanked this year because they had a stop work order but renegotiations were announced to be completed within 90 days. \n\nI considered buying calls when it was around $235 because I was like well it's going to for sure bounce back after the renegotiations are done by next month. I would've been up like $60k right now :/ |
| We're sending AIs to everyone's family this Christmas. |
| No way they make a decision anytime soon |
| Lmao that shit sent me. He's so unintentionally funny. |
| why didn't we make imhotep the next fed chair such a missed opportunity |
| IM NAH GUN MEK IT 2 HEVAN uHhh |
| The Obama aliens thing really goes to show how completely illiterate even the media is, let alone the general population. |
| Delayed |
| I just want my stimulus check so I can go buy 12cs of toaster strudels |
| He also won the FIFA Peace Prize. |
| 🥭 fucking pathetic |
| Genuinely - I hope so. I am leveraging for tech to go up in times of peace if that's an option |
| put it all on black |
| i dunno. both would take away uncertainty. ruling against could win |
| Am i seeing new make up? |
| So… 690 tmrw open? 🤠 |
| Is Trump yapping yet? |
| Can this guy say something about Iran already |
| Can he stop talking please??? My calls are fucked as is |
| I was so brave I took a private jet to Iraq 🥹 |
| This is me lol. Round-tripped my portfolio over 3 years. Up 1% overall lmao, but at peak was up over 200% |
| Open is back babbbyyyyyy |
| Yeah, the average IQ of a Wall Street trader is pretty subpar. I don't even think they can count their fingers |
| Trump just put out another buy signal and people are bearish lol |
| ENB shot up to 52 bucks briefly after hours and I thought we bombed I ran. Jokes on me, 8 shares were bought lmao |
| or maybe that's just what you think |
| The point is 99.9% of people can't consistently identify the huge winners. Because even if you really understand one industry(ie tech), you don't know other industries well enough to identify winners.\n\nI work in tech and have been able to identify a lot of big winners in this industry ahead of time like wdc/sandisk/SK Hynix, but i never could've predicted successes in other industries like UTLA, Build a bear Workshop(BBW), etc. Total market Index funds ensure you have at least some exposure to most stocks. |
| i always think about like how each generation back to socrates and beyond has said "this new generation is lazier and softer" and ppl cite that as it being an eternal boomerism or whatever. what if it's just been true the entire time lol |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/L0pat0 made a bet that TXRH would go to 178.0 within **1 hour** when it was 182.989 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 10 wins and 6 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| 🥭 WANTED TO GIVE HIMSELF THE MEDAL OF HONOR |
| I thought donny printed all the stimulus checks in 2020 |
| Me too, any plays you’re are looking at? |
| Show us the receipts |
| Me too |
| Idk why anyone in here is taking the risk of holding calls through tomorrow. If the Supreme Court rules either way the market is cooked at least in the very short term. |
| Yeah so what 4-bagger do you have in your back pocket? |
| Im making a shirt saying “DOW SELLOFF 50,000” |
| Amen brother, the key for the bulls is to not get cocky before market open on the daily thread. Then it's gg RIP |
| Everyone in this room is now stupider for having listened to this. I award you no points and may god have mercy on your soul |
| Something about raising canes |
| 💩 🌊 |
| Those ICE boys need their bonuses |
| You have plenty of time. Time is on your side. You lost it gambling, which didn’t work and that’s okay. It’s time to invest intelligently. Stop gambling. You can do this. |
| Buy WM. Invest in what you know (dumpsters). |
| LMND bulls pumped the pre-market only to get absolutely rug pulled on open. Brutal! most stocks sell off even on good earnings now. |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/Technical-Fondant-94 made a bet that SMCI would go to 35.0 within **1 week** when it was 30.495 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 0 wins and 4 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| He sounds like me when i used to just roll my puts no matter what |
| I thought that said "massive" investments for a second |
| And by god it smells so goooood |
| In ur dreams maybe. Ill pump u guuud |
| My grandma was telling me we were going soft as a country back in like 2005 \n\nShe was ahead of the curve fr |
| I have been bag holding $111 calls since the literal top. Bought the close on the day prior to the 30% hair cut. I kept buying more and more and ended up selling all 65 contracts for a loss today. I needed SLV to run like 25% this week and it just did not happen. Contracts were dead. |
| Thx but it has to hold until tomorrow morning!!!! |
| Lost enough to carry over for decades |
| That’s my theory as well. If they don’t rebound then the market might roll over hard. I just hope we don’t keep going sideways |
| Please I’m a regard who bought calls, got march 20 tho for less crush |
| I can pretty much guarantee it will be de-escalation over the weekend. Trump (or at least his advisors) know better than to pursue war with Iran. This isn't Venezuela. |
| Some say stupidber knows the most about hotdogs. |
| I lost a lot on the today’s choppy day |
| Prime Minister, and 🍊 is a lot worse |
| AI, duh |
| General raisin cane? 🦯 |
| i did it. $1k secured. cold day in LA today. |
| What the fuck is he even saying 😭 |
| I just got IV crushed by ATX |
| I made $12 |
| 🥷 🥷 🥷 |
| Always a chance he just sprays feces in his pants |
| I guess we see it differently \n\nPeople backed into a corner usually don't have clear thoughts and want to do self preservation. If the US wants to kill Iran's leader I don't think he's going to care about trying to limit everything else.\n\n95% chance of dying in the US's first strikes, or 5% chance of living a little longer if he pre strikes the group |
| APP? Thanks man |
| Bought OPEN before earnings… glad I did. |
| The copium begins |
| Imagine working 80 hours on research to essentially be beaten by common sense |
| Guh |
| we took Venezuela's oil for the U.S, the Venezuelans love it \n\n |
| here' raise your hand! are you a market outlaw |
| average fintwit |
| I held onto my puts… good luck brother |
| Or they can just confuse it with Outback Roadhouse and be bullish on it because the blooming onion gave me the shits 2 months ago. |
| OILS R FLOWING VERY NICELY! |
| im tired of winning... |
| Holy shit 1,000 gains in a year is pretty damn wild |
| Might be bombing Iran twice a year for three more years |
| To add to this - it's also not just a simple distraction - in times of war, POTUS gets elevated power due to being commander in chief. I think we'll see some wild changes upcoming if it does happen. |
| They’re so annoying! |
| Are we pumping tomorrow? |
| what is MarketOutlaws |
| VENEZUEWHALER |
| I gotcha, but I never say my best plays. This week was just extraordinary for easy plays |
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| think of that\n\nHe approves 1 regulation and he SLASHES 129 regulations \n |
| I see mentions elsewhere a corn bottom could be in the 50s. Maybe even 40s before a true reversal. At some point all the corn will be mined so the miners would need to pivot to something else anyways to stay in business. I dont know how much longer before that point is hit. |
| **BUT THE DOW HIT 50,000!** |
| Mango is talking right now? wtf and I held onto my calls overnight? |
| I'm the CEO of a hot dog company. I've worked on hot dogs for 10 years. And *I* wasn't prepared for what I've just seen. Your life is about to change.\n\nSo what can you do?\n\nBuy as many hot dogs as you can. |
| from all time high, not where i bought them |
| As opposed to any prior day? |
| Its going to be green tomorrow. The market can barely string two green or two red days together. Flip flops every other day. |
| Word of the day\n\nCockroach |
| SP 7000 too |
| been straddling puts and calls all week |
| IN ONE YEAR |
| US news is fake news. Only DJT news |
| Good shi lmk another play next week |
| #50,000 mentioned |
| *53rd time |
| actually pretty true in many ways lol |
| #NVDA GANG Members checking in |
| I dont know man... I was playing that today and it didn't go well for my heart. |
| Job 2 almost found out about job 3 today 👀 |
| But we’re closing that gap lmao it’s down 9000% |
| That’s exactly what I would’ve thought, too, and maybe their numbers are fugazee, but: \n\n> Despite reports of struggle, the vast majority of loans are paid back, with delinquency rates on standard BNPL products falling to 0.88% in Q2 2025 from 1.03% a year earlier, according to Klarna Group plc - Investor Relations. |
| Oh okay so this is another one of his stock market good affordability fake speeches 😴 \n\nWake me up when we're bombing Iran. |
| Got fooled by the range bound market for the 27th time in 4 months. |
| Lol |
| Mango just making shit up now |
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| 🥭 rambling about tariffs while the US reported today the largest trade deficit in goods of all time lmao |
| Stock market at ATHs port at ATLs |
| Could have been worse today |
| Why are we still rewarding a company that wasted 70$ Billion on ~~Second Life~~ Metaverse?\n\nis the invisible hand of the market up its own ass? Calls. |
| WE HAD THE WORST INFLATION UNDER JOE BIDEN BECAUSE OF THE MONEY THEY PRINTED DURING COVID SO 🥭 INHERITED HIS OWN MESS! |
| Dump at open to bait the bears then green dildo up my ass before EOD |
| No fuck you x100. |
| Oh man judging from the speech GDP tommorrow is going to absolutely burnt let alone cooked. |
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| I heard their customer supp is really bad, but they have 4.8 stars and a shit ton of ppl using it |
| It could be though and Iran wants to ensure it’s as limited as possible \n\nIf you have a 5% chance of something that’s better than nothing\n\nVs getting a pride victory that eliminates any chance at that |
| Long live the swamp king |
| I can smell 🥭from space |
| So, long BTC then? |
| No fuck you x 10 |
| This lull is just temporary |
| Exactly 1 minute before data come through tomorrow around 08:29 lmao |
| It sounds like its surprisingly the opposite. Seems like people are paying these fuckin things off before their cars. \n\n> Despite reports of struggle, the vast majority of loans are paid back, with delinquency rates on standard BNPL products falling to 0.88% in Q2 2025 from 1.03% a year earlier, according to Klarna Group plc - Investor Relations |
| Holding cash my main position |
| Working part time at Arby's. That's probably a mid way point. $7,000 isn't that much money. |
| TXRH calls printing |
| tank? |
| Affordability = FAKE NEWS |
| how can live nation spend 1 billion on capex? |
| It's a multidimensional spectrum |
| Fuck MSFT. And fuck you. |
| Beat guidance while gushing cash lmao\n\nThe past cash flow machines will have negative FCF this year |
| Some oil bear in here reported my comment about Iran. Bring back the old internet. This new one sucks. |
| They should just put a recaptcha before every stock buy. But like the annoying one where you have to click bikes and more bikes just keep appearing |
| “you have a hot family 🥵”\n\nsir i’m a single dad to two middle school kids?? |
| Gamesuck |
| Today? I lose money everyday in this bullshit market. |
| HE ADDED 9T dollars to my savings!!! |
| can someone explain to me, why $open earning is good? |
| Well yeah 53x cuz of the zig zagging lmao |
| I think war is much more complex than that now - data IS the war ammunition, especially in digital/drone warfare. \n\nMissiles are great but if you don't know where to point it at (that's the data), it's as useful as throwing it at the ground. |
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| Which stocks |
| !banbet dash 162 1d |
| Okay got the clue. sell everything. 🥭 talking about stock market ATH. |
| Thank you for your service |
| Ironic |
| fuckin kek |
| hims call😈😈😩 |
| 53 ATHs for the stock market!!! |
| Eh it’s all algos I guess |
| They have the largest US build up since like WW2, I don't think it's going to be limited |
| live nation trying to never be profitable lol |
| Joke's on them, all they have to do is visit the restaurants to come to an opinion |
| I'm here live. I'm not a cat. |
| Family>Crane |
| FIX absolutely annihilated earnings. Been on an insane run. |
| Going to short MSFT with all my life savings so it can finally start to pump. |
| today's movement was very promising for some green tendies tomorrow ngl\n\n \nGodspeed regard <3 |
| And their floppy heads |
| IN 4 years SLEEPY JOE got less than 1T but with 🥭 we have 18T DOLLARS GOING INTO HIS BANK ACCOUNT |
| 🫡 |
| The business will still have to write off the loss AND find new customers… \n\nMaybe it won’t cause the next crash! Maybe that’s what AI is for… we shall see. |
| DASH to the pits tomorrow |
| i decided to join the bull army for once |
| Noice |
| I mean it was always stupid but it’s just… getting… so much worse |
| Why not wait until April to file? |
| Because they can hope that the us strikes will be limited\n\nIf they strike first the US might just scorched earth them\n\nWhere if they wait they can do a tempered reaction to hope the us doesn’t destroy them completely |
| Song called Moon Swing By Bread Winner came on on my Spotify Song Radio station and right as that happened my SPX put started breathing again |
| Have you like heard of 0dte option contracts? |
| Anybody else lose money today? |
| It’s holding until Monday. WBD extension |
| I lost $1.37 today, I feel your pain bro. |
| Nobody allowed u to sub |
| I’m loaded to the tits in mag7 |
| This is why you sell puts |
| Microsoft is fucking dogshit wasted my call option for this 🤨 |
| bruh the market's gonna be absolutely unhinged tomorrow with all that data dropping at once. my calls are either printing or sending me to wendy's, no in between lmao\n\n \ngood luck out there, may the tendies be ever in your favor 🚀 |
| Told y'all about $TXRH calls, now I'm 5/5 across the board. Great week |
| And their Anne Murray collectibles....... |
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| gonna slide tomorrow, tis nothing but a short squeeze |
| Have you seen the Dow, I'm told it's yuge |
| wen gret depreshen |
| did he really say this lol |
| I unfortunately agree with this, that's why I see the escalation will be inevitable 🙁 |
| THE PEOPLE HE FIRED LOVE HIM |
| Carvana |
| I've been making about $2k a week shorting it since then ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ |
| So many metrics improved, goes to show how much the last CEO was phoning it in |
| 🅱️asino is rigged |
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| Pov: you don't know what a short squeeze is |
| Get this man off the stage, spy is getting fucked up ah 😭😭😭 |
| A deadline has been set for the last day of February, and like last deadline means the US attacks early. POTUS satisfaction numbers suck, oil prices are up leading to more inflation, tariffs suck and have had zero effect on trade balance. ICE killed Americans and is unpopular. Eggs are about to rocket in price ahead of Easter. POTUS wrecked the White House. POTUS is cornered and the only thing to do is distract everyone and start another war. |
| Googles completely wrecked me ytd |
| So you're saying something bullish is freaking them out? |
| u/zjz |
| YOU WILL WIN AGAINST YOUR CONSENT |
| Do it |
| AMZN, MSFT, PLTR, SMCI…I can keep going |
| "We are mogging every country" - 🌮 |
| Yeah, that’s what I’m saying. It’s like looking at hieroglyphics sometimes with some of these interfaces. Tl;dr the trade if anyone is posting screenshots of profit and loss. It was for a Thursday expiry, so it couldn’t have been purchased that long ago. |
| save up and buy a patek |
| Yea there's a lottaa options sold between 5.5 and 6.5 for this week and next \n\n\nInterested to see how the call effects the price, and if they stay up over night. |
| Hold til Friday dump |
| I’m tired of winning 😫 |
| A dividend cut? Their payout ratio is like 9% of earnings. You've got to be functionally retarded. |
| SELL EVERYTHING |
| When you look at Klarna valuation vs PYPL it is crazy, tho this new guy will need fresh ideas |
| Orange man is talking in Rome, GA |
| 🥭 |
| I'd go with fiber. Metamucil mixed into orange juice. |
| Who's talking rn |
| IM EXHAUSTED FROM THE WINNING |
| Agreed. Valhalla is upon us by april 1st at the very very latest. |
| From checking account, not brokerage. Didn’t think they’d process so quick but I guess the gov is hurting for it |
| I don't think PLTR is the right type of defense stock tho? Don't you want missiles and bombs and stuff for an war with Iran, not... idk, data analytics? Plus, why would the Pentagon need to get MORE data analytics if a war happens? Data isn't consumed like missiles are. Wouldn't something like Lockheed Martin make more sense? |
| It’s only a matter of time before everyone comes piling back into mag 7 and sends Nasdaq back to ATH. Blaming capex while every company will continue to beat guidance. |
| If the US is going to strike all their defense, missiles and leaders why wouldn't they?\n\nThey can't defend against the US either. |
| Thanks internet stranger 🙏 |
| Hopefully the walk and pamp |
| God we are so fucking hot 💦💦 |
| Short covering into close |
| How is that wild its February |
| My losses are locked in wen I try to grind gains |
| Shopify |
| i am beating spy by 0.02% ytd practically a warren buffet here |
| he sounds so angry lol |
| Is he gonna talk about the files in this speech? |
| Is that you in the backseat? |
| Tell me a bigger piece of shit stock than NFLX. Ill wait |
| Hiding under the table tomorrow while mommy and daddy fight. |
| $FIX does it again |
| Holy shit, OPEN might actually mount a come back. Their EPS turn around is happening. |
| The woke mind virus is attacking my portfolio 😡 |
| Just forgot I'm a massive pussy, nevermind folks |
| Iran... My Arakis... |
| Sure, buying and hold long term is fine but exchanges thrive in trading volume - idea is that they make money whether crypto goes up or down. \n\nRight now, COIN is losing that revenue AND crypto is going down |
| can't even respond cause reddit bans it but yea, more dead americans for epstein's bestfriends up in tel aviv and forever wars while americans starve. |
| Yup AMZN gave me blue balls today |
| That’s it? |
| Cool, be honest with yourself, what's the win rate of your visions? |
| How do you know they’ll be carried over? It’s February. |
| thanks brother (or sister), i’m no doctor but i have a strong feeling its a red meat allergy due to alpha-gal syndrome, as we live in the south and tick bites are super common. |
| No Suezmax they gotta go around I guess haha. So maybe not the best buy for this conflict unless other companies get tied up and they pick up contracts anyways? |
| Just gonna full port Netflix calls, I'm gonna blow my port up anyways may as well simplify the process. |
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| Oh I bought way OTM and 1tde, but I also only spent like $50 bucks. Just a cheap little gamble for fun. |
| Holding until the company goes under or succeeds. |
| Why would they first strike\n\nWhen they can just balance against the US strikes and not escalate things |
| nice RDDT V to finish day |
| Spy is literally up 0.38% YTD lol. That's fucking wild |
| Yeah |
| it was down 3.5% until it reversed for no apparent reason and ended the day at just -0.9% |
| Akam is coming back lol |
| Only stable until earnings |
| very well said. look forward to following up again with ya next earnings. cheers m8 🍻 |
| Also down big OP, lost $60k trading MSTR swings when it was in the run-up.\n\nThrew my remaining into shares of NBIS currently up 30% so slowly but surely degen out OR be a coward and buy a low cost index fund and wait 5 years to break even 🤷 |
| Industrials now have a higher forward PE than technology lmao |
| boof 10min before bell |
| God I want to cash out my retirement and just throw it all into a Paypal gamble |
| Man this stock was a banger for many years. Not its same as the junk they sell. |
| LMAO, this rambling nonsense “TARIFFS!” |
| When are you all gonna start spending those tax refunds? |
| He’s gonna tariff guys 💦 |
| It makes a mockery of the men and women on Wall Street who work 80 hour weeks doing DD on Texas Roadhouse |
| Do you realize what a pre strike is?\n\nIf the US is going to smash them next week anyway all that doesn't matter |
| 30 mins before executing a trade |
| If open gains hold market makers are going to be insane short gamma tomorrow for the options they sold. |
| GUSH!!! |
| WTF with WTF? |
| Sold my ilbrx at 7. It hurts. Lost out on 3600 in potential profit. |
| Wen Sicario: Oil in Tehran |
| I’d gamble on actual snail races |
| They took it from ur account? |
| https://preview.redd.it/92fds1bdtikg1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=11a289962c12d3ee6527a29bb15efc1fe683875b\n\nBuying puts during crazy times is how I’m almost -$100K trading on Robinhood, started during Covid when you could just make $10K in a day just betting against literally anything and of course got fucked big time when they turned the money printer on, never recovered and only gotten worse since. Trading options is hard |
| RDDT goes up 5% one day then -5% the next \nMMs are laughing watching every option get cooked |
| Biotech is such a coin toss though... |
| This shit is theater. Calling them morons sounding like a fucking middle schooler from the 60’s |
| Gay bear ⬆️ |
| Space Force |
| No no no. I can see a fall below 300 by next Friday |
| CL still firmly in multi year range and will prob revisit the bottom after whatever panic spike happens on the war headline\n\n85 to 50 -3 /CL $105k |
| Sounds like Vermonters |
| Just get a bull costume. |
| Bro what the fuck, I knew I owed taxes but I didn’t think they would be so quick to take it LMAO. I swear that was like 2 days, but back when I would get a refund it took them months to process. Greedy pigs |
| Maple dickers |
| Yeah. It’s not for the weak haha |
| I think with nvda stilll somehow staying stable means we’re not in an ai bubble, and this how things are going to be moving forward for at least next some years \n\nI can’t wait until we have the exact some talk when someone figures out how quantum computing works |
| I was up 150% ytd at one point, now closer to 30-40%. Oof lol |
| I hear protein helps with gain - just got a bottle of this shit - how soon before my first trade should I take this tomorrow? |
| Honestly calls on his sex life |
| Literally |
| and now their sneaky fingers |
| I think I’m done with options after this week… markets too regarded |
| There’s oil on the moon? |
| Look at their earnings in 2022 |
| 90%+??? 😂 |
| Will my tsla 370p for 3/20 print or nah |
| Wym, we have emperor 🥭 rn lol |
| Those fucking Canadians and their maple syrup and flannels |
| “Hello” 📉🩸 |
| Why is NEM so flat after having great earning |
| https://preview.redd.it/563ebdgctikg1.png?width=498&format=png&auto=webp&s=73ee58594ed610ebe1ca9d874ac1a9e0b6bb3ac3\n\n |
| What’s tomorrow gonna be like?? |
| Just roll it forward |
| Is $AKAM going to pull a door trash? |
| Taking a look into IBRX, thanks |
| Yah, but we're going to tip over once we get there just like LUNR |
| She shot up |
| Get a better president |
| regards think oil is going to the moon in anticipation of war with iran\n\nwhen in reality it's going up because these ships burn so much fucking oil they caused a demand shock |
| It’s just rangebound, not bearish either |
| Thx will wait for a correction and read more about it |
| It’s stagnant which is not bullish lol |
| https://preview.redd.it/wrkm5mm6tikg1.jpeg?width=1206&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aacf2816b75a588c50bdcd84483fcf088b9b4e55\n\nDamn just loaded these before close 😭 |
| Sean Strickland ftw |
| Jarvis, make me a sandwich. |
| Ouch.. |
| I'm going to laugh my tits off if the DHT guy bought 1 week early |
| Send it to me. I'll make it back within 3 years and won't charge anything. And I'll even give your 10% of what ever profited from it. 😅 |
| Worried that they are already trading at historical highs. Still researching them |
| Depends when the bombs start dropping |
| Right...they are selling because of the new wash sale rule. I don't know how it works but crypto is 50% less so they won't be making the profits they did at ath. It's a good time to buy long time calls on coin now |
| Oh hey, he started aaaaaaand it dropped 😶🌫️ |
| Trump accidentally revealed Aliens |
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| You can but then you lose it all inevitably\n\n \nSource: 700 > 23k >500 |
| what is this fisher price ass market |
| Yep 👍 |
| Doubtful that a company that gives away money is any good at making money. |
| you'll never convince me santos doesn't look like a fucking old lady's watch |
| 🚀 |
| Oops didn’t know that was a rule. I have multiple it was a rental I own |
| This market is cat piss |
| Hasn’t been bearish that’s for damn sure |
| How can you be so regarded ? 🤔 |
| $DOPEN seems to be moving again? Got forbid the mortgage market catches a little motion. |
| "to the moon" 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡 |
| You think action the last 3 weeks has been bullish? |
| Took the day trade nasty gram for $650 profit. Still counting it as a win. |
| They’re literally selling a cure for bladder cancer and just got approved to sell it in the whole Eurozone this week. It uses a pretty unique platform, from a drug design perspective. If i was a huge pharma company i would want to acquire them and try to mimic the same approach for other types of cancer. |
| if it tanks i don't buy. when it rips i don't buy. \n\nim bad at this |
| The perfect time to gamble my entire portfolio on OTE |
| RIP. Yeah, I fully expect it to go lower, but that'd be a lot to expect another huge drop so quickly. |
| Haven't looked into dht, they are a good company,just make sure they have suez max ships.\nI have frontline ,insw and okeanis. |
| Everyone keeps saying we will correct. Everyone said it would happen in Q1, clearly not happening now. Sure there’ll be some weakness this year but bears are fucking dumb as evidenced by the last 3 weeks |
| Kuato? Is that you? |
| Tomorrow is the day we finally moon.\n\nRight? |
| I’m a lucky guy according to 🥭🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡 |
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| $NBIS may squeeze |
| Leveraged oil cos fk options |
| Youre funny |
| It jams sometimes lol |
| it keeps working though, so I dont see any problems |
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| Nah bro I’m real but name one single reason the market doesn’t seem to give a fuck |
| Probably be worth more in a year, too |
| Bot ⬆️ |
| You thought calls was easy money? 🫵🏼🤡 |
| Look at the chart. Do you have to ask ? |
| Was gonna buy stocks with my bonus tomorrow but said f it and got a Cartier watch instead. Probably better than gambling it away anyway lol |
| Yeah and I feel like it’s gonna surge during this Iran crisis happening too, and once it all ends it’s probably gonna drop again big time, just hope I’m not holding my bag when it does |
| I have calls Rheinmetall, puts on Lufthansa.\nThe attack will happen |
| Unless that’s what you bet on, then they do the other thing |
| LOL... Woodn't you say! |
| I don't need a wife, I have Microsoft to take my money. |
| But if you look at their most recent earnings, COIN actually saw a reduction in trading and transaction crypto volume - it's showing that people are leaving crypto and not coming back.\n\nI think it's going to bleed a lot more than something like MSTR which is just Saylor paying himself a handsome salary |
| He is kindve a fuck |
| Hourly reminder\n\nPegging is not gay\n\nCrypto is \n |