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Texas has gone up. It was a fancy contractor with a nice website which should have been a sign lol
Get out before this crashes and you become reguarded. No one's buying intel machines it is a house of cards that will fall sooner than later. Don't be like these suicide edgers here.
We’ll see what happens
Well yeah mostly that too
Harmless harvest, the pink ones
>That sounds way better\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/axgbs3whu60h1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3f21589d2e2ef10c9ff3ee7a921d5e79e6775476
Roll it?
Problem with NFLX is that you can get their shit for free
Many of these may face a big correction. Congrats on the W but I’m nervous for you. Severely overvalued company and stock.
Iran say we agree… to absolutely fookin nothing! *bamboclat horn*
Dram is a weak lateral play for memory. It’s also what the poors buy that can’t afford real gainers like Sandisk and micron. Just buy the big dog memory players and sit back and collect crazy money.
Best coconut water brand, go!
Half re half tard.... It's on the website
Except time is on Iran's side. They benefit from wasting our time with nonsense.
In this account sure
No wonder why AI is going crazy, you got 🥭man over here going crazy with these posts
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Most of you been inside a prison this year more times than you been inside a woahman and it shows.
CCs? So you made money on premiums and on assignment, right? So not a loss?
Me opposite with 2000 shares of ASTX and now sitting at -50% since it kept dropping a day after I bought it, the more I averaged down the more it dipped... only need to recover like 50k+ to break even :)))
People say this stuff but how does it make any sense? 2x your money in 5 years with 15% rate. What about these 3 numbers doesn’t apply to a capital of <100k? You can say that your absolute gains are higher but it just makes no sense to say proportional gains are easier. I think the only thing that makes sense about this thing people throw around is that certain actions have a price floor like you have to have margin for 100x share price for options so those moves are not accessible to someone below those thresholds
I’m bag holding like a motherfucker but I’m unfortunately unshaken as of rn. I don’t think there’s a better single-photon lidar unit for automotive
It’ll be there by end of next week fam. If it gets to where u said I’ll make serious bread too
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Bought 250 at cost basis of $21.5. Sold $50 at $87 to recover my cost. Remaining 200 are still riding the wave
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My sndk 1780 5/15 calls were up 50% at close. Gonna start down 28% Monday due to theta. 2% stock gain takes me back to 0 then it goes ape shit from there. Chatgpt thinks its just so crazy it might work.
Whopper meal is $19 😤
Money isn’t really a thing anymore. Everyone rich af with stock gains
The entertainment value of this sub is truly unrivaled, not even being sarcastic
You won’t get every prediction market contract filled at the price you see. The volume is so low you’ll end up buying the entire order book to cover what the spread costs and then you are holding this pairing for 6+months to make less than a treasury bond
I bet even Iran is baffled by how retarded our market is
I guess it rains down in Africa
I remember when it seemed to chop endlessly in the 30s back around 2017-2018. Yeh I got bored sold 2100 shares...
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Impossible to say but shares are safer than options\n\nCan always get rug pulled \n
Its also a great place to work\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/82li4vcnt60h1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=33146e315606f8ad866e351603deaaadb6490fc3
Treasuries and withdraw $250k/year?
Wise words
Cat in the Hat is more WSB's speed
Still making bank. You?
MVST is absolute trash. I had this as a SPAC and lost basically everything I had in it
Kiss of death
You’re confirming exactly what I’m saying. This is this dudes “partial share purchase” he wouldn’t have cared if his million went to 500k or 200k or 100k. He has the capital to drop a large wager on individual stocks. And if he loses it someone is replacing it for him.\n\nSomeone doesn’t just “have” this sort of capital as an individual.\n\n1. If you are self made, I recon you don’t go on Reddit for affirmation, you already know you made it. Your portfolio also isn’t centralized 100% on a single stock (unless you’re an insider, and even then, you would diversify because if you’re smart enough to be self made you know better than to do this)\n\n2. If you won the lottery and have this kind of money, you also don’t care about bragging rights of a couple million in gains.\n\nLeaving option 3. You came into wealth via inheritance or someone else bankrolling you and you are entitled and want to show other people how smart and rich you perceive yourself.\n\nYou and I can drop 20k on a these stocks and make what we feel are significant (maybe not life-changing) gains as an investment. That’s the difference.
Oh, it's way down atm. But like I said, it usually bounces hard. The difficult part is always the timing.
Sold 2x etf for 12% gain and then a week later it runs another 150% up ... :/
💄💋🍆
Two teams that haven’t won shit in 100 years. Yeah can’t wait.
His pp's name? \n\nElfic Fury!
My dad and uncle tried this with me. Just turned me off of the markets and made me a hippie until my 30’s. Missed my best investing years. Proceed with caution.
x d\n\nhey siri make me a dashboard of incorrect information
I put 5% of my portfolio in around the same time on the same bet. It was pretty obv that it was going to jump once it had goverment backing. I was playing for the short term pop but it just kept going. I am not rebalancing out of it any time soon.
Yeah my roof threatens to fall in, I gonna show it who is boss
Top is in when you do
Never underestimate dumb money's appetite for bespoke etfs catering to idiotic biases and inchoate "hot takes" on where the market is and where its going.
Ah yes, FOMO.  Remember that feeling.
Do they burn bunker fuel or diesel? Bunker fuel can really only go in ships and oil fired power plants to my knowledge so it might not spike fuel as much since that shit needs to go somewhere
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🚨🚨🚨\n\nOn Friday, Cramer recommended on Mad Money buying SNDK or MU for the first time... He said that even buying on Monday is not too late because MU is going to $1000. He said SNDK is cheap as well. Will Monday be the best day to ride out momentum on these two on weekly ATM calls or is it too good to be true? 🥲🥲🥲
Don’t forget allbirds they just announced too. Feel like many of these will crash not differentiated or special just a pivot to move the stock up and for execs to cash in on the movement before it bursts.
“Let it ride pussy” - Warren Buffet
You're looking at $10k per contract at minimum for 2027. For SNDK, it's over $50k\n\nAMD is cheaper
He is rage baiting lol
🥭 is bored with the war, wants to declare victory and run away.
Remember when the warsh announcement nuked metals? Shit makes me angry to this day. Was it extended? Yes. Was it priced in that trump was gonna nominate some giga dove that was gonna take a hacksaw to the rates? Yes.\n\nActually in hindsight maybe i was stupid.
I see a clear 10x chance in Joby from the current price point. Do your own research.
Sit back and retire.
The anus
Imagine being so pour that those 3 things look mutually exclusive
Last March.
Lucky
Its gone up more than it did during the dot com bubble and then some in less than half the time. Keep holding though it'll be fineee
So are you gonna borrow money and put millions into this?
Whats a good entry point?
Lost the 32k then start from 0 ☠️
Lmao
lol Intel is not a casino stock or won’t be for much longer. \n\nAnyone who thinks that belongs in this casino.
It's fucking garbage
> seems like quite a few seasoned traders judged the market wrong, especially Intel.\n\nMy Intel shorts got stopped out at 70. Turns out that was a lucky break.
That is honestly what I was assuming
You being treated in Minnesota?
Need to turn 32k (back) to 80k this week. What do I do
Thinkorswing and Robinhood the most friendly
Throwing away money like that on fireworks can only mean one thing: he holds micron
GET DOWN
Yeah but don't panic sell if we get a pullback. 2-3x is still in the cards unless ai capex starts declining.
I claim the cables under the ocean
Ur pp must have negative magnitude. Sympathy
By then micron will be 2k
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Prompt: fuk clad did u make regarded?\n\n\nResponse with graphics: what an insightful comment that cuts to the main issue. Blah blah blah blah not regarded\n\n\n\n
Are you sure you dont just live in Lebanon?
Japanese cars are built different. I regret selling my old Toyota 🙁
You'll get your 0.1% dip.
Yeah just like Intel.
This time is different. Demand is insatiable. The technology is beyond revolutionary. Investment is projected to only grow year after year with no end in sight.
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Been doing some research on Nikkei names. There are some interesting ones like Renesas Electronics.
International sales have been dropping. More negative public around America companies in general. Competition has been closing the gaps with smokeless alternatives….. Calls are dicey, but bros gonna bro so puts are dicey as well.
Wtf thats borderline home price territory in Oklahoma
U.S. boots on ground will take another 6-9 months of logistics positioning at a minimum. Grunts need a ton of beans, bullets and fuel, and Iran ain’t some ragtag militia like we faced in GWOT. Murica should make the IDF kick the door in, too.
LOL\n\n\nI think this is truly the first time I've actually rooted for someone to fail here.
Which part
surely there’ll be a dump at monday open yeah? what are we thinking in here forreal? im tryna buy a dip
Boomer stock that no one cares about
I'll wait 6-9 more months and post a similar screenshot at $200.
Love it !!! Congrats , keep making big money man\n\nFu* it Op make me go full port on Intel with 2028 expiration here we go !!!!!\n\nEdit : why Op getting so much hated comments and unvoted… 🤦🏻‍♂️🤔\n\nI just see a guy with balls* of steel not fear at all something that I would do if I have 1 million dollars! He believe in himself this is why he is in this position.
you fools haven't even begun to know the full extent of my autism
Same my 2012 Honda Pilot is fully paid off and runs like a champ… just getting broken in and easily will go another 10+ yrs
Oh god yes! had dude quote a 200k for a 10x20 air conditioned shed. It was nice and all but fuck
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I’m super biased because I hate the idea of massive cruise liners\n\nThe virus outbreak and rising fuel costs/war gotta bring them down to all time lows I’m thinking \n
It is down 23% YTD. So not Riced.
So just throw half my port at DRAM on monday I guess ?
if the scatman can do it brother so can you
Are you ok?
And look at the absolute mess those blockheads made of things, pretending like they know better than the general public and wall street how to run the company they founded!!\n\nI mean .. a mere 6500%+ return since 2004's IPO!? Outrageous! I for one propose a class-action lawsuit!
How the fuck are there so many people on this sub that went all in like this on intel at the bottom lmao
We actually had a stock trading hypothetical run by one of my teachers in middle school \n\nWas legitimately helpful\n
Sony is weirdly beaten down as a stock despite the wild nikkei rally.
This aint covid. Just wash your hands and dont touch people. Its not transmissible in the air. People really have that bad hygiene or what. Nvax went up only bc moderna went up. Nvax isnt doing shit. Im bagholding nvax from covid and wondered why it shot up today.
I have a 14 year old car and i never even consider getting a new one. There are easily 100 other things id rather spend 50k on
Breaking Bad, Name of Kones and Marvel Universe.
CCL hasn't done shit since it went public nearly 40 years ago. What a loser of a company.
Riced in?
i have seen the future - after a peace agreement the market will spike, then a huge selloff will happen in the following 3 weeks after the peace agreement because this is the next global catalyst for cashing out. After that back to AI
Greater fool has gotten you this far!  It's only, holy shit, 41 p/e after it was in the 60s, with a bunch of sales contracted out to EOY.  Good chance they'll be able to hold on the infinite growth story for the rest of the year.
Strait status?
Imagine if you took kids when they’re 12 and started them learning trading, by the time they are 22 they would be able to make ridiculous amounts of money, honestly if I ever have kids I’m starting him/her on trading as soon as possible, fuck school and fuck a career and a job lol
That’s both sides
Bit risky to bet on a crypto company pivoting to AI when everyone and their grandmother is doing same thing right now 💀 The zero percent notes thing is interesting though - usually means institutional money sees something we retail don't.\n\n \nThat hashrate growth looks solid but crypto mining margins are getting squeezed everywhere. Paraguay power deal could be game changer if electricity really stays cheap there. Your $10 calls for 2028 are pretty ballsy considering current price action, but I respect the conviction 😂\n\n \nGood luck with position, just don't put rent money in this one
It was an important website. Hope to see it return after they fix the abusive content
Especially when the biggest morons work in the trades now and charge top dollar.
People. Who use. Fiat. Currency. As a store. Of value. We call them poor. HODL forever laura
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Think puts on cruise lines like CCL or RCL will print?\n\nJust saw reports of 100 norovirus cases on another ship\n
Everything Iran does is posturing and bluffing.\n\nAll cheap, weak propaganda intended for internal consumption: Their cannon-fodder proxies and the brainless.
Going to go full port on SONY on Monday. They just signed an agreement to create a joint venture with TSMC to produce AI sensors for cars and cameras. \n\nAlso the upcoming GTA 6 is going to make them sell an incredible amount of PS5. The only problem they have is the memory shortage but they already said they have this year covered.\n\nI hope this allows me to enjoy the boomer experience of actually owning a house.\n\nWish me luck.
This makes sense. July 2025 I sold 300 shares for 6k, at a 6k loss after owning them for a few years, thinking this stock would never do anything. Today those same 300 shares would be worth 38k. So I just poured 30k into the toilet last summer, and you immediately bought.
Porque no los dos?
Fomo is hitting hard rn, don't know why I came here.
87% of people are upvoting the post, focus on that rather than the 13% of people who are just jealous.
I don’t know, but shit is really annoying
I sold 9K shares of APLD yesterday.  \n\n\nMy worry from CRWVs earnings is, that while their contracted future revenue backlog grows, so does the cost of every single component of what it takes to build, maintain, and even power one of their data centers.  \n\n\nAnd the conversion from BTC mining to AI inferencing isn't a plug and play proposition \n\n\n\n
I mean yeah you’re gonna be wrong most of the time unfortunately no one knows when the unpredictable will happen\n\nThat’s why it’s important to keep some cash ready or hedge in other ways \n
My 7/17 880c went from 1k to 6k
ty. that’s so good. and how much did it cost to buy it and when was it placed?
Just saw a map of how the redistrict of Memphis. I drive thru 3 congressional districts on a 20 minute drive to work lol
not just this strain, don't spread false information\n\nall hantavirus strains are not easily transmittable from human to human\n\nif it did so it wouldn't be airborne, the person would literally have to have rodent shit on them and rub it on the other
I literally won’t make needed repairs to my home
Yeah yeah. Put the fries in the bag bro Im trynna go.
Started from the bottom manee
N-n-nani?!?
Its up 80% already idk it was a vibe call tbh
I’m always thinking the same thing and I’m always wrong. Damn market just goes up.
> They were banned from India trading already\n\nand yet despite the uproar, Indian regulators have still been unable to show what they did was wrong other than "they made too much money!"
Want to buy a tulip future?
Grok got dumber after they sold its compute to anthropic I guess
Imaging spending $100k on a Cadillac Escalade or home remodel when you can yolo into stock market instead
Im actually at the bar right now sitting next to a Wendy's manager. No joke.
Bold claim...
I finished my junior year of high school in 2007 and started my senior year that September. Ouch.
Are you a cat?
I was surprised it dropped that much on earnings. Any idea why it did? Bottom fell out and went to 311. I got shaken out of my position because of that. Missed out on a 10 bagger with my leaps.
Unpopular opinion:\n\nAn independent Fed should be capable of ignoring the President and go above politics.\n\nBut a *genuinely independent* Fed should also be able to go against the insatiable desires of Wall Street.
Let me get this straight, invest in WDC at its 52wk high?
Cavs need a perfect storm to get a W kinda like the bers
We have an AI chatbot summing up pump posts? \n\nIf someone makes a pump post about AI, does it equal out and the post just blow up?
I yolo’d $45k of MU $740c Dec 2028 leaps last Monday and already up $28k… crazy stuff\n\nEither too good to be true and eventual rug pull or NVDA 2023 2.0 rally inbound
And CIFR
Even that bitch got fired
Imagine holding 7mil of a casino stock instead of living care free with 30/k month safe dividends to fund multiple sugar babies at 1k/month
Called haunter 👻 viroos for a reason. They know these guys gonna come back one way or the other. It's like you people think Walking Dead was a frivolous work of fiction smh
Today I Lied
Katie Stockton said TSLA is about to go on a run to ath and since she's hot I tend to believe her
Good luck regard. I'm holding its shares.
A friend of mine who is very new to investing asked me about semiconductors last week. Top is near
Another cryptominer turned into an AI datacenter…\n\nWe have APLD, IREN, KEEL, CRWV.\n\nMost of them won’t survive. And this one probably won’t. There will be a couple of winners and one of them is already NBIS and maybe CRWV due to being the first one who actually did it and all the contracts they got.
It’s investing when you buy partial shares with your wendy’s paychecks but gambling with daddy’s money when someone else takes a larger position than you. Got it bro.
The price of these "right" is worth 14k more. So he can sell it for 14k profit if he want.
Cats domesticated themselves into a mutually beneficial arrangement. Much like retail traders and margin debt
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Greed will likely screw you over - ride this bitch hard, but if the time has come, don’t be the stupid guy, who held all the way down top
I think this time will be different ⬆️
Nvidia 230 eow
Whoops you’re right. Meh
I mean it's two thugs punching and kicking each other.
Keeping those property taxes low
Yet they own most of them, and a lot, in their safe S&P 500 fund :-)\n\n\nThe rest are enjoying the marvels of Internet sports betting.
I’m sure some shorts are shitting bricks .
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Cooked books dont forget to sprinkle salt in the bottom so the bs doesn't stick to the pot. Oil is almost 5. Productivity is down and they expect people to believe their bs?
So, based on your recommendations etfs wouldn't have included any of the following:\n\nAlphabet (Google): Founders Larry Page and Sergey Brin maintained control with Class B shares.\n\nMeta (Facebook): Mark Zuckerberg retained 57% voting power through super-voting shares.\n\nSnap Inc.: Famous for issuing non-voting shares to the public while founders kept voting control.\n\nShopify: Employed a dual-class structure at IPO.\n\nPinterest: Adopted a multi-class structure to maintain founder voting rights.\n\nZoom Video Communications: Used a 1-to-10 voting structure at its IPO.\n\nLyft: Included super-voting shares for founders.\n\nCrowdStrike: Utilized a dual-class structure.\n\nDatadog: Founders retained higher voting power.\n\nAirbnb: Utilized a multi-class structure at IPO.\n\nSnowflake: Implemented dual-class shares.\n\nCoinbase: Founders/insiders held shares with 20 times the voting power of public shares.\n\nRoku: Used a dual-class system.\n\nDropbox: Founders retained 10x voting power.\n\nTwilio: Employed super-voting shares.\n\nMongoDB: Founders/insiders retained 10x voting power.\n\nI'm not motivated to do the math, but I highly suspect that a version of SPY or QQQ minus those companies would have seen a not-insignificant reduction in gains over the past 20 years. May I suggest you might be better off DCAing into VOO than investing directly?
Yeah, where do you think the cruise ship is coming from?
A million dollars into an individual stock is gambling. Unless you have some crazy amount of capital to be throwing around, that’s the point being made here. This 6 mil don’t mean anything to this guy.
It was a better world when I could congratulate myself at least I wasn't flying on Spirit. 🙁
welp... when people begin to post thing like this '' Im never selling'' its kinda time to sell...\n\nTOP is in boys
Damn how tf am i gonna jerk off now 😔
Same thing as then? Print more money to deal with liquidity issues.\n\nI'm not saying it like it's a good thing. I really hope Warsh isn't a fraud and can run ab independent Fed, which means doing things that are actually unpopular. Including what Wall St wants.\n\nBut I don't have a crazy amount of faith.
Did you meet Virginia?
I believe you my guy
They're making the frogs gay
Ber season
Ye ok lets see your calls mr intel insider
If they are any good he has spent a lot more than 6000. \nUnless he shoots off one bottle rocket a night.
U say that like it's a bad thing
Cisco might be a good play they are expected to beat and could move up to $110+. Rumors have surprise higher beat. But as always do your own DD.
Man I am tryna watch this MMA shit but it is boring AF.
Sounds like a meth problem
Dram gonna be 200 eoy
Hope thats all he did
**BULLISH**
That will be such a good dip to buy.
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Not yet. Random strangers on street are still unaware of these stocks
Isnt the first rule of retarded investing that if you screenshot to flex on WSB you sell?
That strain is found in South America
I understood this reference
Prediction market bets on Robinhood are considered capital gains/losses in US, so you list them all the same here to offset
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Much much higher with conditional survival. More mid 80s.
What is your neighbor celebrating? Or why in general?
I sold $20 CCs once I was well over my cost basis.\n\nI have 4 of them just casually showing me a $80 loss that I have to look at every fucking day.\n\nI'm not what's worse.
Organic whiskey is the only safe nutrient
BB? 😂
fascinating comment tbh. 1/3 true 1/3 hmm 1/3 total retardation. bravo
What’s the median age of death for boomers? 76-78?
I never said anything about buying it now. He bought at all time lows. There were plenty of people talking about intel being the only viable option for US made chips as an alternative to tsm. and how there was a non-insignificant odds of us gov intervention. They were right.\n\nYou think all this bullshit about apple “wanting” to invest in intel wasn’t because the us gov essentially pressuring them into it? Cmon bruh\n\nGambling is 0dtes. This isn’t gambling.
I got a lot of cash, was planning to put in an offer on a house if I can find something really nice. but I will 100% fuk it and buy up a 25% crash instead.
You would do a 620/619 debit spread\n\nPair with a "yes" bet on nasdaq 100 at 25250\n\nMeaning if qqq gets to 619, you make $1.0 (on your payment of .20) at date of expiry on qqq, lose .71 on the nasdaq 100\n\nI simply showed the 620 put to show the delta of the contract.\n\nYou can create a dollar differential debit spread to make a prediction market equivalency
My neighbor has used fireworks every day at midnight for longer than a a year now. Guy has spent like $6000
Nice gains
You went full bear. Never go full bear.
at least u dont have to wonder what it was like in 1999 anymore
Thanks my bro Theta
Hope you are right.
💯 \n\nMartin G. Ale died so we might live
Oil machine learning
THEY POOR (actually rich, sorry)
And then back to $0 in 45 seconds.
It's ass now
once tried arbitrage between my couch cushions and the fridge. lost $5 and some dignity lol
3.95 contract rose to 168? Wow insane
Yeah prediction market arbitrage is where it’s at. I personally like trading the coaching carousel, there’s like 20% everywhere
I did the same. Bought in 2024 for $4k because some dude here shilled it. Fortunately/unfortunately had to sell last september (and the majority of my portfolio) to pay for down payment on my first house.
wait seriously? 😮
What if we get another october 31st moment where some shit with oracle happened and everyone thought that was the big ai bubble dotcom pop moment? There was 'extreme fear' worse than during this whole iran thing.
The andes hantavirus can spread human to human.
Now go watch Grave of the Fireflies and add onto the psychological trauma.
Heading to Almalfi tomorrow, got a couple more cities on the itinerary before back home. Overall I agree, have enjoyed it and so far has been beautiful.
I think so\n\nWay too much happening in the world to expect 7 months of total stability\n
Super Micro Cock will begin a bullish run if it breaks $40\n\n$SMCI
How can people be healthy when we gotta deal with lots of shit. \n\nThey poison our drinking water, fields of grain, our skies with chemical trails, prescriptions, vaccines, put everything in poisoned plastics. In our cokes, cereals, cookies, fake meats, rubbery tortillas, food color, snacks, etc.
enshittificationmaxxing
https://i.imgur.com/llrPFy2.jpeg
You were close.
The Chinese professor on YouTube is saying there will be re-escalation in the war with Iran. And this time there will be a ground invasion from the US. He's been right so far with his predictions for Iran, more accurate than the other Chinese, Tom Lee.
When your itm that deep the delta is high enough you are basically holding shares, with a little time sauce on top.
🥭 about to bomb your ATH’s on Monday 😂😂
£0.00\n\nOK sorry wrong country. Also the cost of fuel and parking to visit them in the last 2 weeks can amount to several tens of dollars
Trades like that are less than 1%. Most times they will go down. It’s smart to take profit even if it runs higher because the other 99% you’ll lose money. Next time just sell half your contracts, if it runs then good if not, you’ll still profit.
he's posting that for us, the investors in the US. This is all just a big dog and pony show for him
The fuck are you retards downvoting him for? He's so far in the green that the CEO could get caught banging kids, insider trading, a bomb going off at their HQ and he can still get out with 200%+ gains easy. Trailing stop is fine, god speed regard.
Mango is posting near identical pictures of his golf course on Truth, over and over. Dementia, or is the bot that runs his account hallucinating?
Ya think? Man, I don’t know.
After the 300% runup
Anyone else see that batman on NVDA chart forming???
Not sure how im supposed to care about my job when the market is just pumping like this.
The top is in boys. Its time to pack it in
This strain technically is. The issue is we know so little about this specific strain. Fortunately it's very unlikely that it would spread rapidly like COVID did.
"Buy low, sell high"\n\n"Be greedy when others are fearful and be fearful when others are greedy"\n\n"Time in the market beats timing the market"\n\n"Over time markets will go up"\n\n"The market can stay irrational longer than you can stay solvent"\n\n"Don't buy what you don't understand"\n\n"Profit is profit"\n\n"Don't trim blooming flowers"\n\n"If a stock is good dips are a buying opportunity"\n\n"There is always money to be made"\n\n"Don't trade on emotion"\n\nEtc.
This guy has been banned from the POET sub, I’m surprised he hasn’t been banned here too….
Rumors are they are reporting an EPS loss it could face downward pressure on earnings. Maybe a buying dip opportunity.
Hanta Virus -25% in one week crash wen?
And its crazy because its actually still crazy undervalued too
Toyota employees are helping Joby implement the Toyota Production System into their manufacturing. It's significantly more than just investment money.\nhttps://longyield.substack.com/p/the-last-gate-joby-aviation-clears
No, you are not, if you buy 620 puts, and it gets to 619, you lost .71 + .19\n\nEdit: at .26 you can buy 645 puts, so could still make a 4% guaranteed. The only issue is taxes, Idk in your country, but in mine you can’t use losses on polymarket to reduce your tax rate on stocks market gains and viceversa.\n\nEdit2: this works if all the numbers you said are right
Better than AppLovin. Oof.
Sir this is a casino
Be glad they didn't plop out 3 kids with no plan.
Irans decision this weekend will be based on whether they bought puts or calls.
The porn website Motherless is now offline. \n\nDutch authorities took it down after a CNN investigation showed the site hosted thousands of videos of women being sexually assaulted while drugged or unconscious
hantavirus isn't spread from human to human
Gourds.
Warren bopit
I've been jilling off to her pics for months now, no homo.
I don’t care about what just happened in CLE. Pistons v. Knicks is gonna be 🔥
Please, for the love of god, sell some of your AMD and MU and buy some muni bonds or something so you can at least chill if we see a correction.
Nah, too much disruption from this war/oil crisis and we have highly contested midterms\n\nGonna be some bullshit that spooks the market \n
With all the capex, I'd expect NVDA 250 after earnings.
I went all in on GEV when it split from GE about May '24\n\nnow it's doubled, the double double\n\nbetter
By the time intel makes it for apple and its in a product it will be years old. 18A is not competitive to N2. Im done talking to you. Its a waste of energy. You clearly know only headlines and not how the industry works\n\n
What kind of psychopath would name their company "From?"
They’ll prob at least announce one within that time frame
"It's not like it was 5 years ago!" account age 1 year
Saturday ✔️ Drunk ✔️ Listening to stranger in a ~~bar~~ reddit explain a gauranteed arbitrage prediction market opportunity ✔️
One is guaranteed return, one is not.\n\nThis would be similar to investments you make with your savings account, not your degenerate coke money fund
If it really is guaranteed you can put your house on that or take millions of debt to do it
CDC says no quarantine mandatory for Americans returning from hantavirus cruise ship.\n\nLmao what a joke, it sounds like they want people to get infected
Gotta read some real books mayn \n\nThe Hero With a Thousand Faces 🔥🔥🔥\n
huh, maybe I'll check it out.
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How high can it go though? At a minimum breach previous high.
Yeah MU already got me 50% but its not fun :((((((((((
After a huge pump? It will go back to close of the Friday’ minimum sometime this week bro. Just wait.
High
u gon be fine bruh
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Buying it is not the hard part, holding it is. I bought 100k worth of at 19.5 and I lost my temper and started day trading it made peanuts, and got caught out. A decision I'll probably regret for as long as live, been twisting and turning about if for weeks now wondering how I could have been such a complete idiot. Luckily kept 38k worth and the rest invested it in Amd but keeping it would have been life defining wealth.
run by Robert DeNiro. "if you come back here im gonna break your fucking legs"
Loved it\n\nGot me thinking deeply about psychology again\n
I full ported into BB, NOK, MU leaps and now i have no money to gamble fuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhh, i need to get like 2k bucks to fill my 0dte gamba, i would've made 1000% friday from QQQ if I had some moneh
This is very accurate I was there last year. Still overall a beautiful country, want to go back
What about stagflation? Because that's where we're at now.
OP doesnt understand one fact. The SP is where these companies are HQ'd....they have international business
Yea I heard all about how shit intel was when I bought it at $19. I like the stock 🤌
So you tell me i can make the same gains in 8 months that can be done with an 8 hours hold of a semi stock ?\n\nSign me in !
If you are interested in that you can find a ton between \nReduction markers and sports books
Another Axios post about peace talks in Miami with the Qatari Prime Minister.. does Axios know the market is closed on Weekends? why fake peace talks for the 8th time
I'm too dumb to make money this way.
Just trust me bro
Bro I can find you someone that can do us both together
Just binged Lord of the Flies on Netflix. Pretty good
Why is that?
About 37k month 446k a year
That subs not always wrong tho, they hyped up NVO and it’s up 23% in like a month
The odds of there being a down month rest the year is almost nothing.
From an earnings and peg standpoint MU has a lot more "room to run" than intel. And both shoild have insane growth. Splitting hairs but I disagree with your top line thesis\n\nMU has a 700B market cap and is on pace to make 300B this year. That's insane
😂😂
Lol, just a trifling
It will never even reach 230.
Thanks for making me feel better about my paper hands. But this time I'm not going to let it pass by. $NOW is looking like one of those opportunities.
Fuck it I’m in for a tranche
I missed out on mu and sndk, but then I didn't even hear about them last year
Cool story bro. Everyone else knew what i meant, as its a common term...
70-72, by 2040 only half will be gone.
You and me bro, you and me
"this sub is not what it was 5 years ago" \n \nAccount age: 1 year \nFirst Seen In WSB: 1 year ago\n\nmust suck to lose a 4 years account
No
Unga bunga
Im kicking myself for selling my 400 shares back when it was at 6$. It sat in the 4-6$ range for so long i got rid of it.
If NVDA goes to 250 ill make 75k. Hoping by end of year.
What was it? Puts?
I love this subreddit 🤣
We don’t use vocabulary anymore in 2026, we just use vibe words
I think there will be 20 4% to 8% corrections over the next few years.  They happen multiple times a year.  Then theres profit taking and loss harvesting every year.  Then macroeconomic issues.  \n\n\nThere will be constant volatility.   But until my massive-AI-bull perspective changes, I'm holding.
Cheers for the analysis! It’s also a midterm year so no shortage of potential jitters that could push it over
Post nut clarity is fr so useful for making decisions cuz bro I was about to do something like really dumb
Put and call sellers are like shylocks and loan sharks, in a sense.
Doubt
There are lots of white papers. Some of the older Uber Elevate era were saying 2024 first ops and 2035 for break even and then to finally get scaled profitable flights. 2040 now.\n\nIf Archer has profitable operations during the Olympics, they'll announce it.
I saw jane street employ its cta in real time on poet in the post market on friday. It was pretty neat to see the frequency of order pushing in. Might hit 200 by next friday
I think they say this every day now
That’s definitely not a loss lol you will bounce back
I mean the average age of boomers is what, 75?
Who hurt you?
Google 600 eoy
Great job man!
THEY GOT WARNING SIGNS EVERY SINGLE FUCKING DAY AND THEY DECIDED TO IGNORE THEM EVERY SINGLE FUCKING TIME.
N
Ok lets do this another way. Is there anyone on WSB NOT getting DRAM on Monday? Anyone at all? Please raise your hand.
Can I please have $500k to pay off a mortgage and invest like you? It’s a one day change for you 😭
PL\n\nONDS
Good report. I appreciate it.
Even in a couple decades half of boomers will still be alive.\n\nA lot of boomers have no money like my parents as well.
Do you know what the last two weeks in the ICU of a boomers life costs? Its insane. This is truth.
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Cool, could they pump this dump for one more week so I can sell my bags for break even
anybody feel like their vocabulary has dulled down significantly since AI, i almost wanna go back into them SAT books
This could be huge. Are they profitable yet?
Well you can’t/shouldn’t sell until August 2026 (you’ll get totally housed on taxes also … )
true if huge
POET is gay and so are you stfu
It does appear that countries are finding out that they can artificially manipulate the stock market to bring in money to their failing economies (i.e. Iran, Russia)
r/valueinvesting said avoid Wendy’s stock\n\nI’m like ya that makes sense. I check WEN and it shot up 10% since that post lol\n\nhttps://www.reddit.com/r/ValueInvesting/s/zE3beLqjN7
Happens every single time and people still act like anyone not jumping on the latest hype train are a bunch of smooth brains or something. Anyone who trades emotionally and gets yanked around by the dick to whats trending is almost certainly going to get creamed by a basic index fund
Why wait? Get a reverse mortgage and speedrun gambling away the house, too.
Nothing worthwhile. SPY -5% this week
Nice gains
Naive sweet summer child.\n\nYou think what we do will even matter in 20 years.\n\nFed going to print this country to complete oblivion. All your paper "gains" will be used to buy sacks of potatoes.
Thx
Check out shares sometime.
i need a beach house now though
I know, need to hold longer but these were still profitable. I'd be rich doing leaps and just letting them run 😂
If memory serves, one of the _"do you REALLY want to work for us?"_ hurdles is that you first have to learn OCaml.
Are you sure youre not just surrounded by other Americans?
They are technically another player. Brokerages and exchanges would be closer to being the casino since they take a cut of all transactions.
People like that are same ones that later post 100 grand loss when it finnLy pulls way back on em lol
I just wanna have my kicks before the whole shit house goes up in flames - Jim
I might have to get some DRAM. Depending on how this week goes with INTC...I might exercise some or all of my 5 INTC 110c contracts. Idk. But might play KOPN/OKLO/CRCL earnings. Idk
Pussy
Making 2k a day on poet has been a surreal experience but i know for some of you thats like 2 seconds of work
AI is sycophantic and has pushed people to dangerous delusions though. Every day there is someone in an emotionally vulnerable state like a pet died or divorce that was otherwise fine and went psychotic because of AI.\n\nUnfortunately it's a lot of slop and misinformation too as well.\n\nA giant failure and scam when considering the insane amount of resources thrown at it.
Praise be to Allah.
Your name will soon be written in the book of fools.
That did end badly for him. He took at 30% haircut the very next day, then deleted his account and definitely sold at a loss
Everybody and anybody making below $35k/yr. The fact that Del Monte declared Ch11/13 Bankruptcy means their entire customer base can no longer afford food at the grocery store, and that grocery store middleman (Kroger, etc.) is no longer honoring contracts on bulk acquisition. \n\nI haven't been able to afford canned green beans, for example, for 2 years now. Other commenters have it right, shit's fucked. Can't have customers buying LLM Tokens if they're starving. Can't load a Bloomberg Terminal if stray bullets go through the screen while you're getting robbed for your food. Age of Darkness is upon us.
I didn't delete anything, dummy. Its still there, bitch lol scroll down and look
Not as much as obvious butthurt from ppl mad at someone else making a good trade lol
by open mang
Ur google investment made back what you lost and 10x more.
I feel like this is a good play regardless. Speculation and fomo might drive the price up short term
DRAM $56 by EOD monday
mine didn't have any money
Take profits?
I do not day trade\n\nAlthough I have high verified returns
QS >
lots of us leaving keeeeeeeidz behind so gotta take the future into account mang.
Hi! I hope that you are doing well! 😁
I picked up a straddle around 715 on Friday
LMAOOOO 😆🤣😆 not
large if factual
Why does it have to matter
The only money I'm gonna have by the time I'm 60 is my parents house. The rest I will have gambled it away in options
U still got time to get in on semis bruh
Open the fucking casino you crazy bastards! A whole generation of bers will die tonight!!
I dunno, have you seen most boomers? They live a long time but they go out quick once the pulmonary embolism hits
r/investing
Yes I'm waiting
Imo it either goes up goes sideways or goes down
Maybe try some racist shit?
Joke is on them. End of life care will take it all first.
This dude crashed out in his response to me, called me a bitch for not understanding, and then deleted. Dude are you ok? I think the internet may be too much for you…
This dude as a college freshman (if any of this is true) started with over $200k for that position. Unless high school started paying a pretty damn nice salary he got it from family.\n\nIt doesn’t matter what you do young if you’re not born to money. Everyone else running on merit alone doesn’t get this chance until at least 28-35 at the earliest and even then that range is incredibly rare. Comparing your youth to easy mode shit like this is pointless.
Why are you not retired and living on a beach?
I think that math isn’t right ….at $0.62/share per month? $1M in QQQI is ~$11k/mo no?
https://preview.redd.it/ts0fhki2k60h1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e9a5cf2f467d6a08719e0a18673570fd1892e7fb
Why does anything we do matter since all of us here won't exist in the next 80 years
Dystopian World
Cessna makes jets… longitude 700 to name one
I think at this point most millenials and zoomers retirement plan is to inherit their boomer parents' wealth and houses
The only thing pumping right now is chips/semi, most people chasing the hottest stock of the moment end up losing money. That's just a fact\n\n\nNot making a bunch of money on the semis pop last couple weeks doesnt mean anyone should give up, which is what you suggested\n\n
That's the case for basically every market maker. If you don't have your trading servers co-located with the exchange you basically can't operate as a market maker. Source: me who's worked on the software side of more than one market maker over the last fifteen years.
We'll all know when Archer starts flying during the 2028 Olympics. Hope they make it, unlike Volocopter during 2024 Paris Olympics.
I don’t need to understand the tech to understand the demand for the hardware. As far as the business ops side, it seems as simple as “make chip, sell chip.” Men just as smart as Buffet and Munger have already made the capex gamble that makes the case for the hardware demand, which is what drives my tickers.
Jump off 10 storey building \n\nPassed the 9th floor we fine\n\nPassed the 8th floor we fine\n\n\nPassed the 7th floor we fine\n\nPassed the 6th floor we fine\n\nGet the point?
We'll see.
So is he attacking their navy again 😠
Been in Rome for 1 day and have learned the below:\n\n-The people in Italy are just as dumb (if not dumber) than Americans when it comes to spatial awareness. They just stop to chat or text in the middle of their tiny ass sidewalks and don’t give a fuck who is behind them. \n\n-They smoke cigs like it’s 1960. 1 in 5 people ripping one at any given moment.\n\n-Way more fat people than I’d thought there would be. \n\n-They *are* pretty stylish for being dirt poor.
Thank you for the positivity my friend! \nI hope so too, and I really recommend you to make your own DD on Joby, this is a great company, and very worth looking into.
what about my enron investment 🙁
I didn’t state anything factual… I said if someone is continuously losing multiple weeks in a row during a generational pump then they should either take a break from day trading or even better yet quit and start responsibly DCAing into mutual funds. How anyone could be so incredibly bearish (dumb) to not make money the last 3 weeks is beyond me. Once again.. very concern for Ber.
Who else completely missed out on any gains over the last few weeks?
Correct. Fed can't print their way out of an oil shock like this. Energy problems will rape interest rates and destroy cheap credit.
God me too
Just put the fries in the bag, bro
this makes you look even worse fwiw lol
Vend 1m et sécurise ta vie. Laisse 5 millions et voit.
I sit down to watch basketball for the first time in years and the first play I see is a guy flopping and pretending to get hit in the throat when the other player didn’t even touch him. Fuck the National Bullshit Association.
So glad I bought at 130 and sold at 80 🙁
President was endorsing dell.. I thought they went bankrupt lol..
THIS IS PROBABLY THE BIGGEST BULL TRAP EVER MADE.\n\n\n\n
[INTEL TO MARS AND BEYOND!](https://youtu.be/GCvpHetRx5k?si=tFLG_TGCZkCpTNKz)
Real answer is that we are not as special or unique as we like to think. If we’re doing something, we probably don’t have an edge. Others are doing it too
It's simple.. For all the gains you've missed being on the sidelines, just jump in with that much more leverage and you're all caught up 🤗
IRGC commander says missiles locked on US targets, awaiting order to fire\n\nIslamic Revolutionary Guard Corps (IRGC) missiles and drones are locked on American targets and enemy ships awaiting the order to fire, says an IRGC commander.\n\n“IRGC missiles and aerospace drones are locked on American targets in the region and aggressor enemy ships,” General Sardar Mousavi of the IRGC Aerospace Force told Iran’s state-run IRIB News agency. “We are waiting for the order to fire.”
*this time it's different*
Not sure why Canada is on here, they’re the poorest state we own. Shouldn’t yall go get like 4 jobs
Leap calls
IRGC navy warns that any attack on Iranian tankers will be met with strike on US base\n\nIran’s Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps (IRGC) navy command has warned that any attack on Iranian oil tankers or commercial ships will be met with a large attack on its vessels as well as an American base in the region, Iran’s state-run IRIB News agency reported.\n\n“Any attack on Iranian oil tankers and commercial ships will be met with a wide attack on one of the American bases in the region and enemy ships,” the IRGC Navy Command was quoted by IRIB News.\n\nTensions continue to remain high in the strait, with Iranian and US forces exchanging fire. Despite the limited skirmishes, Donald Trump says the ceasefire is still in effect.
holy shit bro
Failed initial breakout end of april. New breakout weaker than the last\n\nIt’s possible the last breakout was the first measured move spike but then that means we’d be hitting all-time highs compared to prices from over a decade ago. I find this unlikely.\n\nI would not place puts now, but if it climbs up a little higher to the last breakout that’s probably time to strike
What stocks have you been trading?\n\nLet the market show you what’s happening vs what you think will happen. I can get married to a stock that I’m just sure is going to move and don’t see what’s really happening in the periphery.
Probably even better odds if you were in healthy condition with a good BMI. I'll take the deal.
>, but yeah. Americans and Asians lead in tech and tech hardware. USA/Chinese/Koreans/Japanese have their vertical systems and PRC/USA are the current AI tech leaders.\n\nTaiwanese are dominant in the space. You're lying or don't know what you're talking about if you don't think Taiwan, native Taiwanese, or Taiwanese Americans aren't dominant and over-represented in the AI, chip, GPU, and tech space.\n\nBut I also noted that the leaders are in Asia/USA. You're just ranting off on your own thing about Malaysians.
# Nothing Bad can happen, it can only Good happen ……..   Donald Pump. 📈 🥭
Tbf 2022 wiped out a shit ton of people on this sub lol
Make a huge loss post to even it out
I hate taxation too
Everyone making it seem like the hit big on semiconductors and I’m the only one who missed out.. even tho I owned it 7 months ago including Intel lol… goes to show it always comes around. Just have to wait for the next big ones.
Alright, good luck man
Intl was a battered name at that point. This is not even remotely close. This is greed on fumes. \n\nThis is foam out the mouth level of greed.
Box is box
no choice but to go all in on AI companies since they are literally starting to replace everyone's job
This is so false lol. Theres so much evidence that market chasers overwhelmingly lose in the long run. Very few people have the discipline and luck to momentum trade successfully longterm
shit you not but there's some traders on twitter that give out bangers on stocks u never heard off, this dude called Remz posts random ass stock names and they fly, I just paper hand them too much
Yeah, and Jets are significantly more... to which 6 million would not cover for long at all
Prophets>profits
Delay is a response
Nvda 250c 5/22
How'd you do that?
open the casinos totally unbiased market makers!
Reason?
Good one old chap! He is a poor person! Disgusting. I'm so sorry for the abuse you are experiencing here. Us riches have it rough
Compound interest and growth accelerate much faster at that point. You double your money in less than 5 years with this current market with 15% rate.
55-60 dB is crazy quiet for eVTOLs compared to over 100 dB for turbine helicopters. Urban highway noise is 75-80 dB.
That's what they said to the last guy that went all in on Intel
Sine everyone is saying sell and retire, I say sell and give me 10%
Bubble is when OpenAI gets listed.
Highly recommend intense stretching followed with strength training. Almost eliminated mine entirely from not being able to sit for an hour
🤣
Yes, my town has really improved the animal welfare system here. The kill-rate used to be ridiculous.
We will have 1 more REALLY nasty correction in semiconductors and then blow off into the secular cycle top in 2030. \n\nIm talking most big semi and memory companies will have multi trillion dollar valuations. \n\nThen we die.
Yep. Expect it either pre or post earnings by a day or so. \n\nLBT stated the customers would announce not Intel. Apple did. Google did.\n\nNvda and meta are next.
Market is never going back to hard mode
Should’ve got the Jan28 call. Shorted yourself an entire years’ worth of time to save a few bucks and leverage up more
Where did you get your nice graphs?
Oh no 🥭 posting explosions again… it can only get so bullish!!! Very concern for Ber
Yea but this time it won't cause everyone expects that..
That would help
I look at semi monthly charts. I fantasize an early entry price. I calculate my imaginary earnings. I get dopamine hit. We are not the same
Yes, but there was no Energy Crunch, Oil Blockade, War.  Let’s all pretend that doesn’t matter and keep pumping this over inflated Market and continue leveraged AI Spending into infinity.  What’s the worst that can happen.
"waiting for response" \n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/t23i22cli60h1.png?width=1098&format=png&auto=webp&s=8a40a00790c113692ffda69aaa4baba3073606c7\n\n
https://preview.redd.it/uaisoapki60h1.jpeg?width=460&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cfe177af32e3fd78323e3f3a9bbdf8063d7bc1a3
Makes sense
Getting it in early: “We are heading into a global recession” - 2028
It always drops after earnings...
Didn’t Enron try to create a trading market for bandwidth at the height of the dotcom telecom buildout?
this time we wont have jpow
How? Literally throw a dart at anything semiconductor related and you made 100s of % returns.
in this market… no. im looking to get into MU, QCOM, DELL, CSCO, HPE, ANET, next week
I was referring to more like Taiwanese in your first statementwhich is obviouslya false one. I don't care they are malaysian.
If you haven’t made $ in this market the last 2 weeks then it may be time to hang up the gloves brother man
I agree with a lot of that paper. Well done. When I flew Blade, there was only me and 1 passenger. That's the problem. There was 1 pilot, and 2 ground crew on each side. We'll see actual numbers very soon as Joby flies in the middle east, and Archer flies during 2028 Olympics. I hope they are flying by then, and don't get sidelined like Volocopter during 2024 Paris Olympics. Plus whatever revenue BETA reports along their east coast charging network.
Based on who sees my comments on wsb\n\nLooks like 60% USA, 20% Canada, 15%Europe, 5% other
Wasn't 21-22 kinda a recession most people just powered through?
If you enjoy losing money, sure.
Man im getting sick of all these huge gain posts and I havent made shit
Awesome! \n\nThanks for the conversation and I hope it is your version of AAPL in 2000!
I mean I get it but would you rather hear it from the Nancy Pelosi tracker months later? Anyone who took advantage of the intel tweet did very well.
Buy one from the 1990's. Engine rock solid.
Do they have pulltabs where you are?
There are plenty of douchebags like him in Hawaii already. We don’t want him.
I'll sell you my account for $500,000 usd. Though the name catches shit in liberal circles
How did you learn how to do this?\n\n\nWould love some advice.
To a psychiatrist?
I bought AMD at $3.40 and sold at $25
Guy got 1m from his daddy, yoloed into a single stock, got lucky, and now thinks he's God's gift to man.
Could be making $250k a year in retirement but my boy wants to gamble. Hot dog...
Put it on some FD’s pussy you won’t
English is not my first language, what I tried to say is I like the way warren buffet invests only in things he actually understands
Fool me 6 times you can’t get fooled again.
Tism level: weaponized 😭 Clyde got me
Maybe sell like a portion of it to lock in some profits and switch to something stable?
how do I avoid the Honda civic virus?
Remind us again how you got from 100k to 1m?
How is it easy after the first 100k?
All they have been missing is buyers.. and well.. seems that is changing
You quit! You beat the game dawg.
It’s a blue chip stock. It’s not an insane move. Risky
lol 2025 calls?
Give me 100k so I can retire finally ?
This could’ve been nanas boy
NVDA rallies.  $230 by 5/22.
Stonks only go up, it's easy.
She's going to be wearing a leather jacket next....lol
My favorite childhood memory is not having back pain
>Tan was born November 12, 1959, in Muar, Johor, Federation of Malaya (modern-day Malaysia), to an ethnic Malayan Chinese family. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lip-Bu_Tan\n\n>Tan received a Bachelor of Science degree in physics from Nanyang University in 1978,[5] a Master of Science degree in nuclear engineering from the Massachusetts Institute of Technology in 1980,[6] and a Master of Business Administration degree from the University of San Francisco in 1983.[7]\n\n>Tan was a manager at EDS Nuclear and ECHO Energy and partner at the Walden USA investment fund before founding venture capital (VC) firm[10] Walden International in 1987.\n\n>Pacven Walden Management Co., Ltd. (doing business as Walden International) is an American venture capital firm based in San Francisco, California. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Walden_International\n\n>In 1994, Walden International launched its first China focused fund. An early investment it made was in Mindray.[9] The fund received $7.5 million from the World Bank.[11] \n\n>In March 2025, Tan was named CEO of Intel, effective from March 18, 2025.[22][23] Tan had been on Intel's board of directors from 2022 to 2024.[24][25] \n\n>**Tan is an American citizen[40] and lives in Piedmont, California, with his wife Ysa Loo. They have two grown children.** A Christian, he adheres to Presbyterianism.[3] Tan has been an elder at the First Presbyterian Church of Berkeley since the 1990s.[41]\n\nAhh yes. A Chinese Malaysian who went to college in Singapore and then post grad in US. Then worked at multiple US companies before founding his own US based company that invested in US and China. And then became a naturalized US citizen, has his own company in the US, pays his taxes to the US, has his wife/kids in the US, lives in the US, and is the CEO of American national champion Intel Corp? \n\n**100% PURE MALAYSIAN**\n\nINTC? The Mag8? China's BAT? Korea's Big3?\n\n**100% PURE MALAYSIAN TOO**\n\nThat is why PRChina, ROChina, South Korea, and the USA are AI laggards compared the AI behemoth of TechnoMonarchy of Malaysia! I APOLOGIZE AND KNEEL!
That mentality is going to change when the next administration comes in and sells the stock.
Lemme see it
Nvda earnings gonna send it up 10% prob
You're going to be really sad when AI spending continues until 2031 and then is $800b a year for the rest of time.
"We are heading into a global recession" - 2020\n\n\n"We are heading into a global recession" - 2021\n\n\n"We are heading into a global recession" - 2022\n\n\n"We are heading into a global recession" - 2023\n\n\n"We are heading into a global recession" - 2024\n\n\n"We are heading into a global recession" - 2025\n\n\n"We are heading into a global recession" - 2026\n\n\nThey have been saying this since the pandemic, after the pandemnic.\n\n\nits fine.
Money changes people
What are you? Two different people? Somebody new log in? Nice Security thanked me in a separate reply and say there needs to be more people like me, and then Insulting Security says I don't know what I'm talking about.
When no one realizes you’re being sarcastic you think the issue is them? Lol. The powers of self reflection are strong with this one…
https://x.com/patientinvestor/status/2053186181680988537?s=46
No, I just like to watch.
Frame gen really out here saving the inheritance
He was a crazy who climbed the airport fence
NVDA earnings is where the bubble will pop.
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RDW is the best penny stock from what I see
Some people like to drop terminology they don’t fully understand.
If and buts?
Ah yes, literally negotiating with yourself
Iran's plan this entire time has been to stall so, i assume theyre slowly preparing a response agreement of their own
Yep gonna watch it go right back down
So far in his term, Trump has tweeted specifically about $PLTR, $INTC, $DELL, $TSLA.
Puts on POET
#"IRGC navy warns that any attack on Iranian tankers will be met with strike on US base"\n\nPlease, this weekend can only get so bullish 🥵
Chat is quiet tonight, do you guys have lives or something?
That was an incredible testimony. The best she could have given because it was probably the straw that broke the cammels back in what led to her getting the sack.
Micron is never Microff
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I prefer USFR over SGOV myself, but I agree with your logic.
You’ll get another shot at an entry dip. She’s a wobbler.
If it works, it works 🤷
Right. Because we all have a million dollars lying around we don’t need. \n\nThis isn’t about chip independence, this is about building the supposed AI revolution machine. We have enough chips for our current technology, the supply is being squeezed by the demand for building out the infrastructure for LLM’s and data centers to support the predicted future demand for “AI”. It’s a gamble.
It was sarcasm, dummy
Will my 290 iwm strike calls print
Spend time with your loved ones\n\n(us)
The penultimate nut squeeze
“Words from your post”
bro how come nana became asian???
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Some of you seriously don't understand sarcasm...
https://preview.redd.it/8mevpzipg60h1.jpeg?width=576&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f71938923b74bea47abd517f5de46b2735fde217\n\nanybody can do this you fking regard.
Nothing will help PYPL at this point other than getting bought by a bigger player. And can’t imagine who’d want it. Slowly wasting away now
I see what you mean
He posted a meme about drones dropping like butterflies etc and another one as well
Fly to South Korea and speak at a Samsung factory
Bub Rubb & Lil Sis… tha whistles go woooo
"NEW: Marco Rubio & Steve Witkoff reportedly met with Qatar’s prime minister in Miami to advance talks on an Iran peace deal."
Okay I’m throwing 1k at puts. What else?
They were just leading. Guess we will see. I got a cash out option……
It's still the bottleneck of the hardware side. Training data is the other bottleneck on the virtual side. I guess it depends on what you're looking for. I typically play the DITM synthetic stock side of options, so memory and semis have a great outlook for that over the next six months, pending forward guidance from NVDA in a couple of weeks. If you're asking where the next 4000% run up is, then I have no idea.
liberation day marked the bottom of this setup. there will be an event to mark the top. buy/hold until then
GoPro still makin a go of it?
Eating yo girlfriend ass, it's Saturday night and it the American way
release the pedo files
Knew it was smoke when Abel hit us with the serenade
Thoguhts on AMPX? Dropped 27% on earnings
Human greed knows no bounds. If you've been able to make this amount of money off a lotto play like this and can't sell despite 5M gains then hard lessons will be learned.
Stop being a bear
How should I play HIMS on Monday ?
gape the ber ahh, gape the ber ahh
the richest people don’t diversify much
Rooting for you just because
“geopolitical signals”
Being a 🐻 is a sad existence. I know this because I am a 🐻, and I am sad.
i aint broke
Half stock half cash is recommended here
They aren’t gonna be a bottom feeder in this space for much longer.\n\nMassive fuck ups during the smartphone boom. Tripled down on the wrong horse but they are gonna be extremely competitive.\n\nThey rebuilt their foo dry business and have everything in place to grow their business.
Just become a Bull brother.
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At the time, it made sense. That's all you can go off of with covered calls going ITM.
TLT calls lol
Now go have some fun!
Perfect time to sell actually
I might start placing calls
It is a depreciable asset and needs a boss on site, with a gun or several. Renters are animals in general, employees tend to game the system, clocking each other in and out...I guess if you buy it and want to gamble, then so be it.\n\nRentals are a dirty business and everyone is out to stick it to the man.
C'mon bro, wtf , this is wild. 50x almost , wild
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You not understanding theta is peak WSB
Sorry bad math lol its about 37k per month 3.5 mil = 62k shares .60 cents per share per month $446k per year
On business side they focus on truck so not a direct competition. \nOn the tech side they are using the same hybrid AI and road map tech. Though they use a proprietary lidar that can see 450 m ahead. This honestly the whole reason i invest. Their next gen going for 1000m ahead.
bahahah damn, you're mad eh? not doing so well in the market?
Lawsuits and all time lows, mndy puts should be printing
Emotions, recession, the world burning down… Hmmmm… so companies with a market cap of $500B and a P/E ratio of 100–500 make sense, right? Total stock market cap is more than 200% of usa gdp. \nA couple of years ago, there was the cannabis stock pump, the solar stock pump, the EV and battery pump, and the quantum computing hype. Eventually, they all fell apart like flakes — not because they weren’t doing well, but because they couldn’t justify their market caps. Companies simply cannot generate enough revenue to sustain those valuations forever. \nPeople are investing with a sheep mentality instead of analyzing whether these companies are truly worth it for the future.
You nailed a 1000% trade dude. Green is green.
Question, how do you find out about companies like drone shield? What kind of news sources do you look over?
Get rich or die trying.
Mommy and daddy have deep pockets
Fake headlines trying to sell you a story
Step 1: Have $1.1 million in 2025 that you can just shove into one stock that's been cratering for years
I could have been this. Well maybe 1/10th of this but still 😔 literally bought at $19 but only $2k worth of it. Should have put my $100k like this genius here.
OP I hope you Held and didn’t let these idiots change your mind
Turned out to be a good sign indeed
Yeah and they said they weren't in any rush to respond, because they're so desperate to make a deal.
If it makes you feel better, I not only did this, but also sold all my ON on Apr 5. I have been buying ON for a few years and sold them all on Apr 5.
Yes when I grieve I go on a SPEAKING TOUR
Yeah proof that this is not paper trading? \nI've been on webull for a long a time bud, get your ass ban ready
Imagine if you bought leaps for whatever you did on the right
I actually think this is going to be a bubble, but to think its going to happen soon is absurd
In the US only the rich get to have everyone else's money.
But didn’t you see the alien files? All this to make you forget the pedo files
If you never sell eventually it goes back up and then you take loans against it and never pay those loans back
who da fahk ah you
Dumb doesn’t become smart when you put it in caps…
Some people grieve 🎆🎆🎇🎇 SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY THIS SUNDAY AT THUNDERDOME 🎇🎇🎆🎆.
He bought shares at an all time low when there were geopolitical signals for US wanting chip independence. This is not gambling dumbass. Ur just butthurt someone made a good trade lol.
Or dump on great earnings no in between
How can you be rich if you never access the cash
Werent we supposed to hear something from Iran?
I came back to this post for that specific reason. It’s hilarious how people know nothing about software in this sub
intellectual regard right here
Balls made of dynamite
I got a Jan 2027 195$ call \n\nBought $1880\n\nNow about $4400\n\nWould love a rally. Will probably sell if it jumps a ton\n\nGot 30 shares too
I should call her .
shitpost
actually closer to 7.
Bro you are so retarded, sell it
Didn't work. Only got banned for 3 days.\n\nI want a permanent ban!
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watching videos about pp pumps
Hey to be honest I feel bad for you if you look at life this way. I hope you find happiness in your life and can change your outlook. Sincerely.
What the fuck am I supposed to be doing?
No one is going to buy those specs
People say cnn say now attack, but cnn say potato
Yeah I agree. We are going to get stupid high before it corrects.
Wonder who will be here.
It did
Right, some need to relentlessly grift
HOO LEE FOCK
I’m guessing less risky and shares instead of options. But idk I’m only at 5 figures rn
Please forgive my lack of English skills as it is not my first language. Was *per stock* not the correct phrasing in this particular context?
Sometimes I’m scared of dying but then I see posts like this and think, hey, at least I have nothing to lose. I’d be *terrified* if I had money.
You have 0 understanding how DataDog works
surely nvidia will rally just like literally everything else for their earnings...right?\n\n
No, these people don't want to feel good or make money. They want to doom and then play victim ie "market is rigged"
Anghkooey! 💀🤌
This take right here is why you'll never be flush.
sounds like something a poor person would say.
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So much fuckin hate. WD OP.
Its not just the jet that kills your bank account, its the maintenance and parking
If US war department so strong, why world prefers metric and not banana/football field for scale? Maybe I will move all money into Iran rial
The government says you have to share it the average person doesn’t give a fuck
I appreciate you, but I forgot how to use the tip bot
portfolio smells bad
Why is NBIS earnings so weird. One quarter makes 50mil next 29Bil
time to buy calls?
Pisses me off knowing I had Intel calls but paparhanded the minute 🥭 announced his meeting with the CEO.
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You need Canadian O&G instead
You’re really digging in deep there bud. I’m not poor thanks for asking though. I’m just not a fucking sociopath
Got into rklb at $3 sold at $30 feel dumb now 😭
# had a fuckin vision Wednesday will fuckin sell off for a correction LMAO💀🤌
Oh, wow. You're right. My mistake. I appreciate the correction. Cheers. \n \nFor anyone who's not sure what they mean by "inverted V", see the graph here: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demographics_of_India \n \nContrast that to somewhere like Japan, which is much more V shaped: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demographics_of_Japan
wait, what?\n\n
NASDAQ went up 80% between Jan 95 and Jan 97\n\nstill had 3 years and about 190% to gain before peak lmao\n\nthis 'bubble' is going to steamroll shorts until the end of the decade
I don’t know that, but it’s already run 4000%. So it’s more so what is the next move that catches up to the demand here? SNDK at 200+ billion mc is unfathomable to me
THIS SHIT IS ONLY GOING NORTH TO EAt MILK AND COOKIES WITH SANTA AND RUDOLPH LMAO 🎅🏼🦌🍪🥛
its the hardest step
"Daddy please I've been good"
Dayum!!!! Congratulations
You spelled it wrong. Haunter 👻 viroos is a more than lifelong commitment
Easy fix. Stop selling.
This is even more retarded but I'm here for it
Nothings really a good diss on a dude with a profile like this. Best we can do is call them regarded
You got any other stock you looking at
That’s amazing, love that
What makes you think this is the top for memory?
Just came back from a 5 mile hike, what you lazy bums upto ?
It’s not meant to be. These individuals come on here and flaunt their gambles that they got lucky with hedging capital they clearly didn’t work hard for.\n\nMost of us are peasants to these kind of people and they are seeking praise by posting this kind of stuff acting like they are some “all-knowing” trade guru who beat the market.\n\nThey threw 1,000,000 of IDGAF money on a gamble and rolled the right numbers. No person who works hard to net a million dollars would think about throwing it all in on a single stock. They would get financial advice and diversify their portfolio. This is someone who doesn’t care about losing money and never has.
My dude, I bought a damn pizza for like 25 bitcoins
It won’t happen until I fomo which I won’t.
40% mortality rate\n\nSo in a true present value sense, that’s $600m\n\nHow many lives do you need to make that money as an average person ? Maybe 20-50 bloodlines \n\nIt’s a good deal ngl \n\n
Lieutenant Dan!!!!
I wouldn't touch bonds with a stick. 4% is the floor.
Probably should just retire and invest conservative and work a pt job you derive satisfaction from.
converting my car to run on printer ink cartridges instead of gas, should be cheaper
What’s the next step in the AI run? Memory caught up, power and cooling are there, materials seems to have run hard - what is the next step for us to find the next SNDK?
It's saying higher testosterone may lead men to make riskier investments in a bull market where continual higher prices create a reward system that is much more difficult to overcome than those with lower testosterone. *There is nothing about men causing a bubble, (edit for clarity:) but there is a lot about how men behave once in a bubble or bull market*
Never understood why poor people think they are entitled to someone else's money. Imagine you make a million dollars a year doing 0dte yolos and then the poors say you have to share it.
Nice lowball. 5% at least
Time to respond to them headhunters in my linkedin dm
How nice of Iran to wait to make a deal on Monday
It’s 100% of mine you little bitch
Grandma is it you?
i think there has to be a catalyst. some mentioned spacex or openai IPO. plus i think warsh will start hiking rates. could be a combination of things. also, i have no idea if we will double top or just reach a single peak. based on the charts, the crash is likely to start after July 4th weekend. but definitely by August
You could say the same for Nvidia 3 years ago. Times change
Do you have your Grindr app downloaded?
I'd rather invest in memory/semis
wow, what a long weekend. can't wait to gamble again tomorrow!
FIG ma calls
🫡 appreciate it! Has played out well! Glad you’re in on it. Appreciate the reply
Great trade
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I mean lip bu tan is Malaysian and similarly Hock Tan of Broadcom is also Malaysian. Stop saying shit if you don’t know.
Su baeing since 2010.
50% of it is in 50 stocks. AI Bubbles
Should have used the crosswalk
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I sold my 18 shares of MU that I bought for $110. Sold at $278 to buy beyond meat cuz I thought it’s going to be another game stop. Yeah I’m regarded
VC Share deez nuts
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will my gf feel any better with the extra length, I want to try to reach her g spot
Yes, goddess!
If the shooting starts again SPY might be up +3%
I sold at 45... didn't wanna end up holding a turd lol
Let me know what your moves are I’ll throw 1k each at inversing you
Go live my man
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I have a feeling that the pumping won’t stop at least until NVDA results.
We all like great genes. That is, the genes that buy and hold intel.
JFC, I mean, congrats.\n\nAlso, extremely regarded.
Not surprisingly, it was a hit n run
I sold 50 SNDK at $120.50. RIP\n\nGreen is green but it is what it is. No crying in the casino
Absolutely no one writes that much to fake I didn't even read it was so long
He never gets exercised he either buys them back or sells them back at a lower cost basis or lets them expire worthless
Oh you're right. 10x is different to 10x
cost basis at 19.5 is insane timing, that’s a generational entry\n\nbut “never selling” is how people roundtrip life-changing gains… at least have a plan before the market makes one for you
What do you mean it was a bad idea to put 100% of my ROTH into SOXL?
and you're poor.
Dumb move
My boa Cam Young!!!
Would you voluntarily get hentai virus for a billion dollars? 🤔
What you do after the first 100K?. Still risky investments?
Regardmaxx
What a moron. You’re probably the reason why it’s been up 5% the last few days. I wouldn’t be surprised to see hood at 130 by the end of the year
Yea, their questions aren't particularly harder than top tech firms but they basically expect complete perfect execution, down to how you talk and respond to the questions\n\nYou probably gave some negative signal and that was it for their tolerance of mistakes
Same but might wait fur pull back
Don't even need photoshop. I moved two accounts ito Schwab last year, my chart looks similar. Didn't make any money but the chart looks the same.
IPO is expected by end of June but it's possible there will be a delay.
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leave me alone
Gay
You already have a bet going - ASTS to 80.0 before 13-May-2026 07:54 AM -05
No reason to sell. Even in a horrible market it drops maybe 30-50% and that’s extremely unlikely.
Ngl seeing all the people buying short expiration puts on semis is hilarious
!banbet
Bless their hearts
i'm on my phone, that means I don't have all my usual adblockers on\n\nWhat did he do?
You’re a douche.
I remember getting hyped when I saw my first spectacles billboard ad in 2017
I'm down about $20k, was down $70k. Was way oversold - Monday we see if it still is or not.
If you think about it thats not really a good diss
not sure when that is. 🥭 also mentioned he will implement EU tarriffs starting after July 4th weekend. I think he wants to celebrate the 250th year anniversary with a high market, then he doesnt care what happens after. this pseudo-science is in addition to the charts i actually studied lol
Can you resist the edge to chase it?
Basically?\n\n1. **Yagami** Light's last name spelled backwards is **I AM A GAY** = 🌈🐻\n\n2. Light spends the series killing criminals, technically becomes a criminal himself, and dies because of his own actions = bears bet others fail and lose money only to ultimately they fail and lose money\n\n3. L would be the QQQ FDs guy. Mello is SMH 0DTE. Near is SPY leaps.
I had 200 shares of RKLB last year, but sold for just above cost price ($22) because it was basically static. I'm not feeling too good about that decision. \n\nBought 200 of APLD at just above $22 last year too and sold them last week for $33. The next 3 trading sessions it gained about 10 points. It seems the gods of trading just don't want me to serious money from shares, so options it will be.\n\nI think I'm going to pick up long-dated options on APLD.\n\nThank you for your attention to this matter.
thats boring i ask em about eye ran and ai so i get the most uninformed unhinged responses imaginable
Nice overleveraged portfolio you got there...shame if something happened to it.
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Oh, snore. Some people in here really do that
first sensible comment
That guy faking\n\nThis guy is 540% since August alone\n\nThat guy got in way before August and “he” is posting like 240%
Recent guess is largely gamma squeeze. Longer term major credit cycle from capex related to data centers. Some bit of “buy the rumor sell the news” as well from people with good intel Trumps shutting things down (don’t agree is resolved, but people think Trump trying to end).
I would be selling CCs on that but don’t take my advice I’m holding some ccs @ 60 waiting for a pullback 🤡
>Very likely no boots had been produced at all
Software summer? NOW back to $120?
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Detroit is down by 15 tf you mean 😂
Ask them about the local sportsketball teams
Gotta love it!! Best acronym ever awarded to you!
Snap preorder for specs possibly to be announced June 16th. Snap trades with a 10b market cap and almost a billion users. Data and tech company to feed the ai machine should be worth 10x at least
perhaps. i just mentioned that apple would be a good buy during the crash, similar to how they performed well during the 2022 bear market. they have a very low capex and i definitely see investors flocking to it
FWIW OP is worth around $1M total. This trade gave them enough to retire, even if the retirement isn't particularly fancy. 4% for $40k a year is doable in a LCOL.\n\nOP probably needs to work a few more years though. If they can put away another $100k a year with 7% real returns, another 5 years would probably put them around $2M. This trade shaved a decade over a decade off the timeline they'd be able to FIRE at.
there must be a better strategy to it, such as start only with money we can afford to lose, cash out the principal amount once it x, and then Kelly criterion the rest or something, so as to only gamble with money that one wouldn't otherwise have
Same, or if the inflation comes in hot
I bought 5 shares at 58 bucks and forgot about it. \nI won and lost lol.
Who’s ready for MU1000 by next Friday? MU is reaching 1 trillion market cap next week for SURE.
Wtf man
Yes! An extra 1.5 inches would actually put you above average. That’s excellent news. But even beyond size, what matters most is confidence, technique, and emotional connection. Many people are completely satisfied with less, so you’re in a fantastic position and have every reason to feel great about it.
Was it hard convincing your parents to give you the first 100k?
It’s a joke it’s not my retirement account
Bro Cessnas are like $70,000 and $30,000 a year to operate
103
Walk away. Touch grass. Volunteer with a cause you care about and just fucking chill.
Anyone thinking of doing AMAT calls?
Sell half you dummy
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Lol. Nvidia. AmD. MU. PLTR....\n\nIn this market dudes going to be fine.
I made the most money doing long term trades bruh. At this time if I believe in the stock then I’m holding for awhileZ biggest lesson i learned
You get balls or you get brains, you don’t get both. \n\nOr some of us get 1 million they care so little about they gamble with it. You don’t spend 30 years building your retirement to risk it on a play like this. This fella was born into wealth and handed money to lose.
If you'll never sell, why do you care about the value.
In my experience people who refuse to invest in s&p 500 because of market volatility have all been women, so not necessarily\n\nThe salient extremes of both genders are prone to losing strategies
Sharif don't like it
fuck mvst shit, i was down 2k on last earnings, sold on friday with a small loss thankfully, never again. POS stock
I have to find out if I am idiot for holding my $QUBT leaps?
Relax, everyone grieves differently
Best hope she never finds out about it or she be real mad
why? its movement os largely erratic. catch it on an upswing, leave it alone if you're playing better options
I bought 2000 shares of PLTR at $25, and sold at $28.
I’m so glad for you that you held on to it. Most retail traders “see money, take money mindset”. They would have cashed it in a long time ago. That’s what I call “diamond hands” kudos!!
Should I switch from intel to MU?
Flatter than my tits
How many mantras do you have?
https://preview.redd.it/6oouwm3mb60h1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=06a4d695348bc7c808644c20265bf9f19d6968b8\n\n24% on options isn’t a huge flex. Neither is mine tbh
imma go talk to townie boomers at the local shithole bar. will report back
100%. A lot of these guys gonna get punched in the gut when their luck changes.
Yep, and put it in qqqi that'll be about 460k per month in dividends
Got to the help desk and have them call her over the intercom.
Puts it is
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#1 top indicator "I'm never selling" "only up from here" "Can't go tits up" "to the moon" "different this time"
What’s DRAM vs MRAM?
Private Cesna maybe, definitely not jet
Cawks to the sky
You’re my idol. If APPLE decides to use Intel for all of its iPhones, as well, you’ll double your balance in another year or so. Well done ! I’m jealous. 🤑 PS. Then again, you did start with over a MILLION
no id watch it crash if it were to happen.. I'm not actually retarded
Sold at 155 lol.
I wanted to do that but bitched out
I’m an up and coming rap artist for dogs. My style and lyrics revolve around high frequencies and buzzwords like “treats”, “walk”, “outside?”
Literally can't go tits up two quarters in a row, right?
NO FEAR!
I need BABA to go on a warpath like MU.
Fist on chest ✊
Not too late to put money on Detroit ML @ the half\n+870
kind of hard to blow up an account holding shares.. I mean I suppose I could be a complete moron and watch it crash, but ya..I got a healthy trailing stop, no stress here
Fucking millionaire retard can’t even be bothered to learn proper grammar, smh
First million is the hardest
😂
Does he just get exercised and keep the stock or sell it?
Wow amazing
"The way to profitablity" is not profit.
Ok, new rule. Everyone stop posting memory gains, because I sold too early and it makes me feel bad.
My bro D1!
So you will sell lmfao
Really? That’s your qualm?
fine how about just 1 & a half
Which of you by taking thought can add one cubit unto his stature?
Might look into a position after, earnings is enough volatility lol
Absolutely completely 100% certainly undoubtedly average.
i wish
Seen this story play out a lot on wsb. Keep holding on to winners thinking they’ll be even bigger winners only to fly too close to the sun and get sent back to the depths of the earth. I’d 100% sell lol
Yeah Enginra!
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lol, casually showing a 1mil investment in a sub where everyone is broke af🤣
Congrats, and fuck you
|buy more 0dte calls\n\nGreat advice. Will do
divorced.
investors are gay im trading
Mango thinks the blockade will eventually make Iran surrender completely to any demand.\n\nI mean, sure, if they keep it going for many, many months.\n\nIran will not be the one who breaks first.
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Certainly! I’d be happy to help with that. Based on the information available, the answer is yes. However, it is important to note that individual circumstances may vary, and there are several factors to consider depending on your specific situation. If you provide additional details, I can offer a more tailored and comprehensive response.
This market has folks thinking they are all George Soros about to make billions. \n\nThis will end badly.
this is wallstreetbets, gtfo of here softy.
No one talking about POET?
How’s your fiancé?
Congrats on the W !
Yeah this is “upgrade from comfortable retirement to private jet retirement” money
Here I am, running around helicoptering my dick over 400 shares at 21.14….. I’ll put my pp away.
It’s so sad she actually feels nothing 😂
Historic run thanks to the administration putting in 10B and apple deal, but the governments lockup period ends in August, so might want to re-think that…
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I will also look for one.
Did Trump just post a meme to provoke Iran 😭 Monday about to get interesting….
That is a negative sir. It's like having $775K in 2019\n\nWhich is quite shocking enough
He didnt
*upper middle class
Godamn you have balls made of diamonds. Ggwp
Literally *cannot* go tits up
https://youtu.be/InLxLEqg_fs?si=IX1olDY1G-p8E82I\n\nI lied it’s 30 microseconds. There’s a bunch of videos on that channel and these are some of my notes from the quant research people. \n\nMy view is that to find an edge you need to understand what the market makers are doing and trade off the direction of market makers. A lot of random videos on Jane Street and Citadel securities videos of just their really smart people talking about stuff. I’m always open to listen to smart people talk. \n\n\n\n> Take some notes about the citadel security videos. The quant research guys are talking about. They have some good information. Try to understand companies and revenues . What drives companies and revenues and model them to forecast. Something happens in the world that creates a data artifact somewhere , it breaks down too. Can we observe that data artifact, building models of those things, and being able to source liquidity to get on that thing and manage that risk. Solving tough problems that combine the intersection of quantitative research and very large system and data analysis problems.
>pure asian domination\n\nMore like Taiwanese, but yeah. Americans and Asians lead in tech and tech hardware. USA/Chinese/Koreans/Japanese have their vertical systems and PRC/USA are the current AI tech leaders.\n\nBut you know what is the MOST Asian thing?\n\nBeing born a female to a traditional Chinese family, win out against their favoritism towards sons at home. Do well in school and win out against to odds as a female PoC. Get into college and win against the odds against other smart students. Get into STEM and win out against other smart ass nerds. Break into tech as a woman and also break the glass ceiling for women and the bamboo ceiling for Asians to make it to CEO. Then take AMD from a loser on the brink of bankruptcy to one of the leaders in chips. ***And THEN make your stock 5x within a few year during the pandemic.*** So you think you've finally made it or at least stopped your Asian parents from saying you're a failure.\n\n#BUT WAIT! \n\nThat ain't the most Asian thing. The most fucking AZN shit is doing all that and going to your family get together only to have your dad, mom, aunts, and UNCs talk shit about how you're Bsian, "Only increased your stock price by 400%?", and ask why you can't be more like your cousin. You still have to listen to them say shit like *["Aiyo why can't you be like your cousin JENSEN? He lead his company to be +4000% gains la!"](https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fpreview.redd.it%2Fi-have-shocking-news-yall-lisa-su-is-jensens-1st-cousin-v0-dm7gh82itv9b1.png%3Fwidth%3D1080%26crop%3Dsmart%26auto%3Dwebp%26s%3Da1760ce87d723ee723bda18e7dfaca006d158b9f)*
viva
OP seems like a douche, excited for this to end terribly eventually haha
We need podcaster commentary. I’m a lawyer who used to be a prosecutor. Do people want to hear me spout nonsense during the proceedings? I knew I had a higher calling!
whats wrong with a corolla? One of the best engines ... especially the 1.8L Hybrid in Corolla Cross.\n\nThat shit is value for the money just like intel was at 20
Can AI add two more inches to my pp?
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up almost 10% and the curve isn’t doing anything stupid, you’re already ahead of most people here...just don’t let one green month convince you you’re a genius and start overtrading
Get a peek at this guy using peak wrong
My tracking chip fell out from the last one. Need a replacement
Bought POET $15 LEAPs during that fake dump to $6. Already up 300%, I fully expect this to be a 20+ bagger.
Being reckless is the only way to achieve crazy returns, real talk
Your playing earnings, geopolitics, and expirys, good luck regard, straight up gamble
Call and ask her?
Open the darn Casino
Bet on Ericka fake crying with fireworks easy money
What’s his name?
no it actually is\n\n\nhttps://imgur.com/a/c7sBAd5
Buy once in a generation companies like Google everyone I can on every dip. Long expiration dates 2+yr plus and throw money it’ll go up 🙂 Google spy all u need tbh
Still is
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In this bih 🕺in this bih 🕺
FBI has entered chat
Dang Frontier Airlines ran over a person at Denver Airport
I have gotten burnt trying to turn bear during this war. But it’s posts like these that will be written on tombstones when this goes south. And I promise you it will go south…
Lmao like anyone cares
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The $2.50 40oz. beer is still alive and well in Mexico for both bol and ber. #drunksstrongtogether
Vend tout et part vivre à Hawaï.
Who is your grandma and what do they do
AI cartoon videos of some made up courtroom drama
Sell half. Cant hurt.
ah you have a trailing stop, not as cool (retarded) as i thought
told my fam I had hanta virus and dad responded with “I have hentai virus too”
Tristar gold. It’s trading at a significant discount because of a lawsuit, that the company is about to win.
No
idk man I blew my wad at spy 600
Can't bet against America on the cusp of their 250th anniversary of Independence
INTC really was the move smh
I made love to a woman!
Don‘t fly to high regard
They don’t mine bitcoin anymore so that’s not going to have any effect.
first 100ks the hardest, then it's basically ez money.. but hey, what do I know
Retire and sell calls and puts making around 3-4k a week. My dad does it and in the last year he’s paid off the house, bought a boat, bought a camper, 2 new vehicles, all cash.
# BERS STILL BANKING FOR A WAR? 🤡 🤡 🤡\n\nJOKES ON THEM, THE LAST REMAINING **BER** IS CLIMBING A MOUNTAIN 🤣 🤡
what app is that ?
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Nothing is open. How guh?
He spent a million on it just to open the position. He was already in retirement zone. This isn't his only position I'd assume.
TLDR: this why women broke af fam
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