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| CRDO is just getting started. Cup and handle about to erupt. |
| Your logic is flawed Sir. |
| my point was they wanted to sell ARM, despite ARM being a big player in the AI space (no reason to use your own ISA when ARM and RISC-V are out there) and worth multiple times more than their asking price back during that sale.\n\nnvidia also didn't abandon it. there was a hostile takeover at the chinese HQ and UK would not agree to the sale either after nvidia already lied about how many jobs it would generate in the past. |
| Shares lol |
| Atleast her other boyfriend is good at investing |
| My target has been $2.60 to $4.80 as the buyout price. The Purdue litigation is wrapping up as well, which should open the door for generic Oxy. That would slightly raise my valuation range. |
| pure hopium |
| Sorry brother, she gotta go |
| Well I just explained it, but there are many ways in between for the money to be removed from the loop. One is migrant workers. Another is that caterpillar is highly subsidized by the government. Another is that the "farmer" is really just a businessman for the most part, and is only buying when he absolutely has to, and even then writes it all off. So the money from CAT to employee is really from me and you, the food he's buying was picked by migrants who took their money back home, and the owner of the farm would buy a Chinese tractor if he was legally allowed to, but he's forced to buy American made. |
| Thx bro ♥️ |
| Calls |
| rklb dumping. Then I zoomed out 5 fucking days. LOL. |
| Well $1 to $50 would be.\n$0 to $50 is infinite/undefined growth which is an even funnier metric to use |
| What’s that like? |
| Wanna rock your body. Body. Body |
| If you want I can trim your armor for free lol |
| that is a lot more impressive |
| mid tbh |
| Are you even allowed to invest in the US stock market as the son of a Russia oligarch |
| My net worth |
| RIP |
| They will fix this in the new patch 😁 |
| Not unless you sold before closing bell. |
| ‘DRAM is at least cheaper’…\n\nLmao just basing valuations off of share price I see |
| In the immortal words of Will Munny, “deserve ain’t got nothin to do with it.” |
| My girlfriend talking to me about MU out of nowhere, I'm being cheated on surely |
| My gf is lazy, you can have her |
| I don’t think doing it is, but Posting it as real is (not saying OP is but if so then yes) |
| Do people not understand that the largest companies in the world being their customer is not a bad thing? Who should they sell to, the mom and pop shops of AI? |
| Huh? I donate plenty to charity. This was a fun way to make a bet with the community. |
| Why I only work with butterfly’s, personally. Working with kids and teens is always a headache |
| Lowest fcf on record from all mag7 with insane circular spending and reduced buybacks, but yes it’s different. \n\n100 year bonds though! |
| ASTS |
| Gf will make you lazier |
| Why? |
| Sell everything and live a fantastic mediocre life |
| Maybe top is in for SNDK and AMD? |
| I’m so jaded I thought, ‘this dude is using the opportunity to not have to get his mom something for mothers day by donating to charity in her name’\n\nReally though, I donate to st judes too. Good on ya |
| This is absolutely insane. Berkshire is never going to be able to ‘buy value’ ever again. |
| Imagine owning ASTS and not RKLB lol |
| Red days literally illegal |
| I got 28p EOW |
| If RK posts on here with pawn shop puts I'll actually bust a nut |
| Just pay off my house, we can call it even..... |
| Bag holder alert! |
| need a gf to tell me not to be lazy. But need to not be lazy to get a gf. |
| 19yo, started investing last week, $4.5 mill in bank. Am I doing ok? |
| I'm talking CDN $ so Cheesy Cheddarburger is 2.79 here which is $2.04 USD |
| prostate cancer hates this one trick |
| Shares or calls? |
| Op is going to lose all of his money unless the war really kicks off |
| Lmao at this.\n\nIn a healthy economy, the money fans out to consumers and consumers generate labor which moves the money around. The value created is the work done, in the physics sense.\n\nJust dudes passing money around is not the sign of a healthy economy. |
| Well “AI” will Hit PLATEAU curve soon, when all current available information in its systems. It’s going to be a good tool for most, especially the lazy and dumb people!\n\nUnfortunately AI could never original (it lives and thrives on available date), Originality superseded AI,\n\nAND.\n\nBubble POP’s\*\*\*\*. |
| Bullish if they go through |
| This |
| Good enough to screenshot, good enough to hold to zero - but with that much time left on it you can probably afford to make a decision when you see how the market reacts to the cooked CPI tomorrow. |
| Paid renovations only |
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| Tell me you have no idea how large economy’s work without telling me. |
| What...\n\nNvidia wanted to buy ARM. Then they abandoned it, they took a small stake in ARM, which they recently sold. Either way, Nvidia made money (257% gain) \n\nSoftbank also made money on ARM. Not sure what you mean by "well researched" investments, ARM was a good investment in all circumstances for them. |
| I got lotto end of week 23p’s among other more expensive put spreads. -30% would be great, what do you think are the odds? It looks like it was trading around just a month ago so that’s kind of my “target”. |
| Without it they would have missed earnings badly lmfao |
| We used to do this around here for those that remember. |
| nah, straight up worthless because it's apparently monopoly money! |
| I’m so regarded I full ported into ASTS at close |
| Sinking feeling that the top is in |
| Well, they were the last words so you won't be saying them again. At least they were famous, though |
| Well “AI” will Hit PLATEAU curve soon, when all current available information in its systems. It’s going to be a good tool for most, especially the lazy and dumb people! \n\nUnfortunately AI could never original (it lives and thrives on available date), Originality superseded AI, \n\nAND. \n\nBubble POP’s\*\*\*\*. |
| Since nothing about this market makes sense, banking on quantum going parabolic tomorrow. QBTS and QUBT allllll day |
| $3m to $150m |
| To be fair, he was proposing that dilution for the eBay fake bid anyways so its just horrible timing for those idiots |
| When i was in college, at first they had a 3 hour happy hour on Friday free cover free beer lol. Then they raised it to 2 dollar cover free beer and people are like what is this ripoff\n\nAnd we had 7 dollar cover free calls like captain Morgan nights and stuff\n\nNow all those bars have like 4 dollar drinks or worse, it’s sad \n\nYou can’t get blackout on a budget if each drink costs like 5 dollars, ends up costing 250 bucks |
| This is good pick but I would wait until it started showing signs of uptrend. I feel like money has been getting poured into other stocks. Setting up alerts. |
| Eat food. Poop it out. Eat poop.\n\nLoop. |
| After seeing your chart, it made total sense and I immediately thought to myself: \n\n“It’s science” \n\~ Ron Burgandy |
| “This time is different because companies actually have earnings!”\n\nOh really? Reporting private market Anthropic shares preipo as revenue is earnings?\n\n😂 |
| Did you tell Daddy thanks for the 1mil gift he gave ya to start? |
| Hey brother I felt the same way regarding God, not trying to be all “JESUS IS THE WAY”, but if you told me that at this time last year I’d be going to church every Sunday, I’d tell you to go fuck yourself 🤣 Just don’t count it out at some point in your life is all I’m saying, you never know when it may just click and make sense for you. Good luck out there!! |
| I’ve been building a position ahead of earnings. Just not sure yet if I want to hold through earnings. |
| Bro, i am broke and you are negotiating? Lol. |
| how do you explain it saying grand total where its supposed to say account total |
| Bro, wtf? I didn’t change anything. I have several accounts, and in the positions tab, that’s how it is displayed at the very bottom. You are full of bs and don’t even know how Fidelity works. Why would I edit in paint?\n\nThis is just as an example of the amount of accounts I have. I have several more\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/03bbujdp3l0h1.jpeg?width=1320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3553833df117eb64e1a12de1ab73468620db2f6d |
| Stock will be bid up to PE around 8-10. |
| It’ll feel good I promise |
| RemindMe! 10 Weeks |
| Yep! Talking about buying ath! |
| Isn’t this how the economy works in general? A bunch of dollars exchanging hands in exchange for goods |
| That’s what like 50 cents USD? |
| Sndk $100 after a 20:1 split |
| Thank you!\n\nWho would have thought a mistake like that would have cost me so much\n\n😎 |
| If I was a conspiracy theorist I’d say roaring kitty is bffs with Ryan cohen |
| Caterpillar gave money to its employee. That employee uses the money to buy the farmer’s food. The farmer uses the money to buy caterpillar equipment. How don’t you see the loop? |
| lotta folks whining bout MSFT? whats going on. they get left behind? |
| Like every stock in the market. I don’t get your logic |
| Samsung has a strike coming up, unsure how that impacts stuff |
| Too fucking expensive. Fast food needs to understand its place in the food chain. It ain't on top, nor is it in the middle. |
| Half and half? |
| I have 2T at age 31 (T = traumatic brain injuries) |
| The day DFV came back to rug them on a shitcoin LMFAO |
| Between now shortly around NVDA earnings and melting down to 2Q before a dead cat and then the dump around America's birthday.\n\n\nAI is too expensive can't get efficient fast enough with mounting headwinds (energy shock, dram shortage/surge pricing, data center pushback) but companies still think axing their top talent and blowing through CapEx is worth it.\n\n\nImro. |
| Panned out pretty fucking solid didnt it!!! Hahaha |
| Are we forming a line or |
| yup so almost 18 with tax, throw in an extra patty and boom you're pushing $20 |
| r/investing checking in!! |
| Get this man a straight jacket |
| Thanks. It was only 1% of my port, so not to big if a deal, but it is what it is |
| The straddle i sold would prefer that not happen |
| It’s December 2026. Spy just breached 900. Bers are still waiting for a correction while serving fries to Bulls in lambos |
| You’re gonna get a lot of takers in here my guy |
| My coworkers and I are like obsessed with Burger King now lol |
| Damn |
| circle is round? |
| They will go to 0 if i buy them |
| I have MU closer to 1.5T market cap. That's me. |
| name |
| Not sure if I should go all into MU or DRAM. DRAM is at least cheaper |
| Holy shit, Ryan Cohen is trying to dilute the apes down to $10 a share and DFV either came back or got hacked and posted a shitcoin then rugged it\n\nBe sure to laugh at any apes you happen to still see around here |
| MSFT BLEEDING ME DRY, NFLX BLEEDING ME DRY, META BLEEDING ME DRY. WHO ELSE? WHO ELSE WANTS TO FUCK ME IN THE ASS NO LUBE? |
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| Member when stocks went down that one time? That was lame |
| Bro fucking sell what more do you want |
| Who won? |
| ASTS and ACHR are doing badly AH, which means UFO will likely tank tomorrow. |
| aw lol hes harmless he just shits himself daily |
| It was taking down because people are stubborn and reckless as usual, and they think they are better than others and don’t realize we are all the same. |
| Well my dumb ass only bought two and i sold one after the earnings call lmao |
| People are mistyping DRAM? |
| $75, gotta cover gas |
| Oh bro 10x that a few times over the next month or two betting on the Iran war in the stock market and you will be way ahead of this OP loser. |
| i see bacon |
| Is this “the economy”? |
| Ya iren, oklo, qubt, qs, lwlg, keel, poet again too. all good shit co starters to start watching. Qubt started running hard so it’s peaked my interest quite a bit |
| 10x those gains |
| Ya iren, oklo, qubt, qs, lwlg, keel, all good shit co starters to start watching. Qubt started running hard so it’s peaked my interest quite a bit |
| death, taxes and MU rippin |
| June 18 |
| Why do you have what looks like a ai generated handle on reddit if you made the website? Why not something more relevant |
| Go to Thailand and do it on a ladyboy. |
| MU green dildos incoming |
| Realistically, what do you guys think MU and Sandisk will be trading at next year? |
| Its almost like its some kind of economy... |
| Not everything is a loop. There are loop. Not everything is an issue. Some economies are more fragile in theory. |
| When it goes to zero as is WSB tradition. Or take some profits off the table and leave some runners. |
| I’m 31 and have just two shiny quarters to my name to pay rent with this month |
| Sir, you can't use that language in here kindly leave |
| RC wants to dilute Gamestore more lol |
| tsla time baby. the 6 months down trend ended at previous liquidity zone and its go time back to the top. we're already at the high liquidity zone from last year so if we can get past this, it's time to retest ath |
| They need to name one of their new flavors “AI \*insert flavor\*” and it’ll skyrocket |
| Sir, this is a Wendy’s lol |
| My brain was saying sell rocketlab end of day but my heart said no |
| fuck. dell does look nice. |
| if you are a girl then yes |
| seeing you start this out in a number i’m kinda slightly above is 1) inspiring but 2) i’ve been investing actively since 2023 and im not even fucking close so sad. but hell yeah man |
| Right now ? |
| space iz cool |
| ok. |
| I went fully retarded 400 calls spy 1000 1/21/28 expiration that's all the money I had made on this run after the war and 65 puts USO oct exp. Either I get generational wealth or die trying. |
| you want to talk about DELL, while INTEL and NOKIA are popping off. |
| Holding that bag for quite some time, hope it keeps going up until AFTER I cross the long-term threshold so I can get more profit from my shares |
| INTC 55c exp 19/03/2027 up 700% when do i sell this shit??? |
| The poets are back ....so will you guys\n\nChin up champs |
| “Wow, $21k gain in 10 years? Is this guy stu- ohhh. Holy.” |
| Space difficult |
| I have $50 Canadian, can I get a blowjob from one of you gents? |
| I've been on the receiving end of the pharmaceutical industrial complex since I was diagnosed with severe Crohn's disease.\n\nThe medication that allowed me to have a relatively normal life was $42,000 per dose, one dose a month if I didn't have insurance. Now that the medication is over 20 years old there are generics available that *only* cost $5,000 per dose, one dose per month.\n\nWhat if I lost my job? Do I just die because the medication is unaffordable?\n\nThe system should burn. |
| Eurotrip? |
| Go and read what a basket portfolio is. Keep thinking it is MS Word or Paint. Don’t blame me for how ignorant and ancient you are. |
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| Well guys I think after hours is doing a short squeeze |
| we have each other blocked. |
| Need ANET piece of garbage $150 by Friday |
| Celsius doesn't make computer chips. You're comparing a energy drink manufacturing to a semiconductor company while a lot of people are saying semis are overvalued. |
| Wonder when 🥭 is going to pump weed stocks again? I've been buying the dips and waiting for the pumps, but they've been flat since the last pump. |
| https://imgur.com/a/danDWNY\n\nIm ready for the generational crash i got my close |
| No |
| Nope, regards have been meme-ing their way to generational wealth or poverty for years now 🤣 |
| If futes aint futin, i aint wantin it! 😤 |
| The poets are back....so will you\n\nChin up champ |
| Someone just bend me over and fuck me already, I deserve it. |
| Can any ASTS Bulls explain to me how this earnings report isn’t catastrophic? |
| I dumped it two weeks ago and piled into rocket labs |
| Accurate. |
| Same. Doesn’t matter if you’re eventually right if you’re so early you burn through all your cash before the dip actually happens. Last few weeks have been too painful |
| Just say you lost out |
| in ten years I'll do one of those hateful "I held $NBIS for a decade and now I'm a trillionaire" posts and you'll all hate me but if you're ever in the desert and wanna play tennis or swim in my pool that's cool you can hang |
| I'm holding $MU and you can't stop me. |
| My wife’s boyfriend is fucking her in it |
| Cool meme from two years ago. |
| When the puts expire worthless |
| My bro nyse |
| My prediction: SpaceX IPO is the blow off top before the lovely market correction (dare I say crash). RKLB is climbing primarily because of the same. |
| My bro WSB |
| Get a load of this regard |
| you're welcome anyway |
| u/[EnginrA](https://www.reddit.com/user/EnginrA/) |
| why do you keep editing this in MS paint theres no way to group stocks like you did on the left in fidelity |
| I haven’t lost money on options yet but I’m not dumb enough to think the trend continues. There was good shit on sale today, I jumped on shares after selling UCO high. Feels like using PTO lmao |
| This is the blow off top |
| Exit liquidity |
| Your links always send me to parts of Reddit I never would have known.\n\nThis isn't a sentiment of gratitude. |
| Had a similar situation last week, it's kind of like leaving a toxic relationship where you're stressing about how much you wasted being in it but also should feel good about finally getting out of it. Embrace the fact that you don't have to carry those heavy bags around anymore. Now you can chill for a bit or use what you did get back to start making plays toward making that 4k back. |
| Why is MRAM running so much ? |
| im fat dudes |
| Qqq and spy going green already |
| My brother in christ, you're looking at the mirror |
| May open 30 percent down. Cut losses and stay away |
| Why would we talk about Dell |
| When is the AI bubble going to pop?\n\nBears only |
| I'm not dying to no handjob virus. |
| Yeah or u could buy RKLB on a bad market day |
| sweet donkey jesus |
| $MU 1000\n$SNDK 2000\n$MSFT 350 |
| I don’t think they are looking at burning there cash |
| #Just a couple months ago when semi stocks were crashing analysts were downgrading them like hell and now the same analysts are upgrading them after a massive rally LMAO🤌 |
| And then you can trade following their trends, I like the logic, thanks again man. Do you have any stocks you’d suggest getting a feel for? |
| My gambling ass needs to buy something RIGHT NOW |
| Give it time |
| No I am too much well regarded |
| Gonna be holding beyond 2030 hahaha |
| show us on the doll where shrek touched you |
| Issuing 100 yr bonds aka debt to buildout ai and market doesn’t like it |
| The record earnings are from acquisitions though, and their energy drinks are not AI enabled yet. |
| Unfortunately the moon was on the other side of the earth |
| Why is it a lower tax burden? |
| Crazy ass analogy. Mad man 🤣 |
| This was the market reacting to likely war. Taco tuesday |
| Hahaha u right bro. Fixed 2x exposure so more leverage with no theta / vega exposure but double the bags on the down. They fumbled this EC so not worth investing until they actually get sats in the air in June. I'm a longterm investor now |
| NYSE: DEA |
| Which direction is the moon in |
| I’m 43. I might have a comma |
| Why is no one talking about Dell |
| It's on the website |
| SELLL SELLL SELLL |
| Lmao |
| https://preview.redd.it/jmfp778b2l0h1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8edb9f2c8c7b0a2ca220b51cd0ec51680ba794bc |
| You are right my position was shit good i got rid of it |
| I exited when they diluted on Mr.Kitty live on stream. Stock has been diluted several times since then, was easy to see their main income was fucking over shareholders. |
| Congrats. You’ll be able to retire soon if you like. |
| Yah- Cause their food sucks now!!! |
| Looking for a boyfriend mate? |
| how are ya feeling? |
| What the fuck happened to Google? |
| remember to save some for the uncle sam |
| Now make one for anthropic |
| Chin up champ |
| Who knew the generates would be the ones to try and make a difference 😅🤣 Great work!!! |
| Boiled. |
| No, 4 units on HIMS, 2 on ASTS, 1 on RGTI. Just waiting until options market open when I will close the positions at whatever results. After that I think I will buy longer dated further OTM puts on the winners. |
| Earnings are next month as well. |
| Wife’s boyfriend told me it was time for a blow off top and sent me to the shed 🤔 |
| The Human Stonkimpede |
| The nice thing about RDDT is every few hours it reminds us all of how slow dial up used to be |
| It’s in the middle, eating shit and popping digested shit out. |
| idk but I'll have fries with it. Bagged if you please. |
| Begone bot |
| Fuck you fucking bulls |
| I didnt even know you could have -220% earnings. |
| Sales were down 48% YoY but they made a bigger profit. I guess the question is whether or not it was a fluke\n\nAnyone who holds MVST has been here before though |
| repeat of last summer\n\n$SPY 900 by September |
| AMD is already surpassing NVDA in tech, it could easily go to 2T, but I’m with you. Not gonna take much for violent downside in the next 6 months, could also be violent upside tho too. Nothing in between |
| Yes it’s gona run just like it did the first half of 25. In my opinion atleast |
| If HIMS opens -30% I will legit touch myself |
| Bought these same calls but got them a bit cheaper. Only $2k from me but I agree that the drop today was absurd and the stock is extremely undervalued. |
| More dip please |
| i got a platinum customer card, u can use my discount |
| i also took a power nap today |
| We buying memory for vengeance now? I was just buying because I like green numbers tbh |
| https://preview.redd.it/lj4vos712l0h1.jpeg?width=666&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d59d44fbaf6cd7da99eb912191ca0ef03e68e24a |
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| Nah no dilution 26, new launches confirmed, new contracts, same guidance for rest of year even. With that first quarter... |
| I applaud 🥭 for sleeping through boring meetings at work\n\n\#TakesOneToKnowOne |
| \+0.3% QQQ was the red day reaction |
| https://preview.redd.it/t0t8bc3y1l0h1.png?width=518&format=png&auto=webp&s=b0f68ab6d7d10f158d5d3eda02879414c33dcaa3\n\n |
| No point in giving to charity if you dont tell everyone! |
| RemindMe! 14 days |
| whats the ticker? |
| Red |
| This pamps tomorrow |
| Yeah like inflation is very high, but on the bright side everyone knows tbh. Idk how the market will react honestly, maybe some chop but doubtful of anything crazy. Still though I am staying tf away from basically all semi's and most tech rn bc its a ticking time bomb. |
| 100% coincidence of course |
| The cult deserves to suffer for their retardation |
| Buy EMBC |
| 60 , atleast |
| one thing I like to do is buy unprofitable scam companies before earnings just for a laugh\n\nso I'm buying $OKLO |
| Everytime I talk myself out of adding to my position, it goes up another 12%. I'm not complaining, though. |
| There is no such thing as a top in this market |
| If you had that at 65 you \*might\* be able to retire. At your age, you'll probably need triple that. |
| honestly instead of buying stocks just buy 8 96gb blackwells and let it buy stocks you can't lose |
| EMBC |
| 2k pls |
| How you feeling today? Holy sell off… |
| This piece of shit is still going up after hours |
| Then I’m a customer too |
| I’ll believe it when I see it, bear trend was still dogshit today to commit; prob will get rug pulled w cpi data |
| Good stuff for real. I respect it. |
| There is no bubble 😂 |
| I may have bought MU at the top, but at least it was shares and only half of what I intended to buy (it’s never going over $800 again). |
| Same. Was up 325% on my $80 calls today and held like a chump. earnings crushed my hopes and dreams. |
| Check out $MARS (also roundhill) \n\nI think SpaceX IPO hype will lift the whole sector when it drops. I just bought last week and I'm already up 10% on it.\n\nDRAM, my first shares were on release day. Those have doubled. It's been a good month for that one. |
| 19 fathoms |
| Everyone around is you is making a lot of money, but you. All in on 0dtes tomorrow |
| Def holding them tho. |
| It’s going to be like 0.2 or 0.3 worst but the market will say “hey, it’s not that bad after all so let’s pump!” |
| OKLO puts is a temptation |
| Ornamental gourd market |
| St Jude’s saved my nieces life. Thanks OP. |
| lmao the world never ceases |
| they make butt plugs |
| Yea I've bought and sold MU a couple times this week thinking I was sly making a cool 10% |
| Chef Boyardee currently cooking up the greatest CPI report in culinary history for tomorrow. SPY 750 0DTEs for generational gains tomorrow |
| Nostalgia has taken me there a couple of times in the last decade for a junior bacon cheeseburger. Each of those times there’s been 2 employees running the whole restaurant… slowly. |
| Even better fu*k jpow and tell Kevin warsh to make the printer go Brrrrrr!!!!! |
| https://preview.redd.it/7vxm0hjn1l0h1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f9ec483c31d0b663b3d2c45c0369b05d86afc2d3\n\n |
| people dont realize that from october to march we did absolutely nothing and this current run is less than 6 weeks old. |
| uh min wage in Indiana is still $7.25 not $16 and a lot of states are the same |
| Oh boy, the stock I bought in 2022 must finally be green! |
| Alright MU, be good for daddy now |
| I promise I'll say them again regardless of outcome. I have a hard time learning |
| I originally bought around 160 and sold at $100. Bought back in at $400 |
| Always buy the dip. Don’t fear the bear, exterminate it |
| seems like u have some concerns about industrial society and its future |
| Going short this bubble. |
| why did you change it to say grand total in MS paint then |
| 813 high today |
| Man buys farm\n\nMan hires farmers to grow food.\n\nCheap migrant labor grows and picks the food.\n\nFood is packed onto transportation\n\nFood is processed at facility.\n\nFacility packages and ships to local stores.\n\nCaterpillar worker buys food\n\nCaterpillar worker screws one lag bolt onto a frame of a panel of a machine.\n\nGoes home.\n\nMan buys tractor from caterpillar, and uses it to write off on his taxes.\n\nI don't see the loop. |
| Yeah brah gambling with 600k vs say 10k does matter if you want to make 1m |
| Gameslop “diamondbagholders” \n\nCould have bought literally any memory stock and seen bigly gains. \n\nInstead they’ve bagheld dogshit in their mouths for years. |
| Hogs get slaughtered |
| Northern Virginia I reckon. We have more of them than anyone else. |
| Odd timing |
| Exactly |
| I’m pissed that I missed the MU run up lately… held off on buying at ~$430 ish, just to see it shoot up to almost $800 today… |
| Du Des India Pers. What a great firm |
| Boiling hot as in cooked? |
| asts back to 20. |
| everything except the whole entire thing lol |
| Their subs are excellent content right now as they argue about how obvious this was. lol. |
| CPI is weds I thought |
| #UPDATE: CORRECTION OVER, PUMP RESUMES. \n\nWSB NEWS SERVICE - REDDIT: Markets were roiled after hours for a vicious 30-minute sub-1% correction on 11th May. Incensed bulls are determined to make their $5 back. "We will avenge by buying more memory." |
| Let me have hold a grand for you. Think of it as a safety net. |
| I agree i dont understand the asts hype. Wow a space based verizon? Even with a global potential market how many will really feel the need to switch? Would rather put my money elsewhere |
| Famous last words |
| min wage in 2026 in a lot of state including mine Indiana, minimum wage is still $7.25. So 2 hours work to get a burger and fries...bruh |
| Buy Baby Buy forgert dat chart |
| Gamecuck diluting its shareholders again. Tell me how Ryan is better than the AMC retard? |
| It’s just straight jealousy lol |
| I think it's a 50/50.\n\nthis feels like a blow off top for sure |
| *SanDisk entered the chat* |
| I quite a few months ago. Swing and position trading takes longer, but at least I own something real and I'm not stress checking the market every 3 min. |
| Cooked |
| Lost my daughter to ped cancer. You’re someone to be admired. |
| Way higher. We were stagnate for 6 months. Prob 8500 blow off end of Oct/Nov after midterms. |
| I bought some so don’t count on it |
| Ryan Cohen can go to the Wendy’s dumpster like the rest of us if he needs some cash |
| Hot. Like boiling hot. And at the same time no one will ACTUALLY care. |
| how many of you are posting in r/dudesindiapers |
| Yes \n\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/pxbnw2fc1l0h1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9bc069a9ddd304860c3aec8919576818897f787b |
| You're retarded, after the 11% drop it's still up 7% this week. |
| Futures market |
| Would be nice if HIMS -30% |
| u gotta charge it, calls on PLUG |
| Half cash half shareholder tears |
| I wonder what the other 10% is?..... probably scale manufacturing..... |
| These are the kind of events contracts I can support |
| 7500 blow off top down to 6500 |
| Nobody cares what you need. You’re here to pay taxes and eat the slop you’re served. |
| CRDO sleeper cell |
| Nah there’s been like 2 and it’s blue origins fault |
| Do you think they didn't want it |
| So is it time for the V to commence or are we waiting until Friday? |
| My phone keeps dying, puts on aapl #IAmNeverTheProblem |
| economics 101: money always goes in a coin shape |
| Half cash, half shares. It’s in the website. |
| Quantum can pull gains from every universe 💪 |
| My Port is 60% RKLB, my port is the opposite. Been a great week. |
| Literally everything else except earnings and their satellite loss earlier was bullish, snagged a 100 more shares at 73 i got a good feeling |
| I don’t even know what PLUG does, but it’s making me money. |
| This is exactly what crypto scammers did to me unfortunately to lose $29,565.30 with investment and recovery in 2025. In 2026, more people are getting scammed this exact same way too which I feel bad. I was convinced when they showed and told me it was real money with feeling real too. I was expecting 50k towards me all scam. If you could turn $200 to $1500 instantly that would make you a very wealthy person but all scam. |
| Ironically my dad is disappointed in ASTS too. |
| How many freedom units is that? |
| :3 |
| Lmao if you bought the Game Center at 26 after the dfv tweet ur already down 12% in an hour. |
| In other news: corn farmers buy tractors from John Deere which John Deere uses to buy ethanol which the ethanol producers uses to buy corn |
| infinite money glitch? bro if that existed i’d still be broke and eating ramen like a psychopath |
| And we all know it’s rigged. |
| on your computer |
| 400% gain in MU calls expiring Friday. Holding until at least Wednesday. |
| They call it money circulation for a reason. |
| That’s a big ass call wall on MU $800 no wonder the magnet \n\nBut nothing a good headline can’t beat and let it rip to 900 |
| Exactly. People used to laugh like this for Nvidia as well. |
| excellent research |
| Every technological revolution that’s changed the worlds has burned retail investors \n\nI have no idea what to do with this, but my contrarian view is to invest in things AI might be less likely to disrupt. I found a couple articles about HALO stocks “companies with heavy assets and low obsolescence”, maybe this is why energy is doing better than Hormuz and data center energy demand alone might predict? I’m also bullish on commodity producers in general. Like the pick axes for pick ax sellers. If they “have no moat”, or they do, either way they’ll need commodity inputs. \n\n |
| CPI value tomorrow must be higher than expected or? with these high oil prices and data centers consuming all electricity, no way energy won't push this up... unless rigged |
| This is a judgement free zone. Which of you idiots bought the top of that fake kitty pump??? |
| Ate so much salty popcorn my lips are more puckered than my asts |
| We use the products but really this is called monopolizations; The only way to make the money flow out is Crypto; Vibecoding; AI Monetization. |
| That shit is going to zero |
| lmaooo what a rollercoaster for lamecuck "investors" tonight. absolute morons |
| Damn bro, I dumped ASTS today, didn't want to hold through earnings. That ER was fucking shyte. |
| DFV twitter acct got hacked and shilled a shitcoin and then right after game stonks board dropped the news that they are trying to dilute the fuck outta apes lol 2.5 bn shares |
| im no bear but spy puts will brrrr tomorrow mark my word |
| What we thinking for cpi tomorrow |
| But were they equal weighted? |
| Bwahahahaha |
| WSB bearish/hatred on ADBE remains extremely high! \nMore ADBE calls, |
| been like that retard |
| >implying i have money for calls |
| China trip + New Fed Chair = -2% |
| I'm going to wait until everyone starts posting "lol ASTS to $40" and then buy back in |
| It’s on the website |
| Can we find a spot for MSFT in this human centipede! I need it to pump soon |
| Ryan Cohen asking permission to issue up to 2.5 billion shares......... I guess no lube eh? |
| I should've, but got greedy 😞 |
| It unacceptable that MU goes up only 6% in a day! We only accept 15% minimum |
| Who the fuck even needs all this shit that's pumping\n\n"We totally need 80 million tiny satellites. Everyone needs their own satellite for satellite things"\n\n"More datacenters for more compute, we're just gonna compute whatever endlessly. Not sure what yet but we'll do it"\n\n"We need to invest in quantum. I don't know what it means and we don't have the superconductive materials to even make it possible but let's full send" |
| CPI tomorrow, so maybe to make up for missing the generational bull-run we had you can eek out some decent gains if it happens to be hotter than expected |
| GET FUCKED |
| just buy MU bruh |
| Cash Out |
| Asts earnings call was actually not that bad. Earnings sacked but who cares about asts earnings anyway. I think we will rebound to 80+ this week |
| The urge to KMS strikes again! |
| My bro nyse |
| I sold my MVST bags at a $4000 loss. Fuck me for holding that shit through earnings. Fuck that stupid company. The one battery play I invest in, and it’s the only battery play in the whole market that doesn’t go to the moon. |
| Go live on epstein island 🏝 |
| the truth will set you free |
| Thought you would’ve gotten out before market close with that pump |
| Shits going to 859 |
| cpi means nothing for AI trade. But I predict a dump thats actually profit taking. I have 10% of my port to buy short term calls. |
| $150 to $200. ASTS is going to fluctuate wildly within a range until it suddenly doesnt. I’m expecting that to be right around the point that we see solid numbers from their agreements with MNOs, likely in the 25-30 sat range.\n\nIts why I’m not too worried about them falling short of 45 this year. There’s breathing room. |
| You know the US economy has been like that forever right. |
| eBay Deez nuts |
| Everything |
| When will be get the 24/7 market??? |
| Where can I trade afterhours?? |
| Bought puts on ASTS, RGTI, and HIMS at close. 2/3 ain’t bad so far hopefully cash open brings lots of fresh selling pressure. |
| I put my money into June/July IBIT calls before the cheeto abandons the petrodollar for some shitcoin |
| My bad I thought you had bought calls for some reason so it seemed much more like gambling than investing, lol |
| Yeah but down 11% so far. Hopefully 🥭 is cooking the books on CPI so it can go up tomorrow. |
| What do we think, will the eBay sale go through? |
| Need MU to open at 860 for my calls to be profitable im fuk |
| SOXL reaching for 5x in two months. Fkn love it 🥳 |
| New FED Chairman in 4 days. |
| They also announced more dilution |
| In 2 weeks |
| BREAKING: MARKET ROILED BY SAVAGE 0.0068% AFTER HOURS CORRECTION. BEARS EUPHORIC. BULLS MAY NEED TO MILDLY REDUCE THEIR COKE AND HOOKERS BUDGET FOR A DAY OR TWO.\n\n"We're terribly sorry for this blip. We are not sure how this happened but are working to fix it immediately," said Paul Beauregard, CEO of The Stock Market, on 11th May 2026, when asked for comment. "Stocks should only go up. Forever." |
| Markets rip |
| Boys $onon earnings tomorrow! 🚀 |
| There is several positions. And various accounts. Why you would like to see the positions and what makes me a loser? What a most stupid attitude.\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/d75w40hd0l0h1.jpeg?width=2868&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bca583ee534a26032ce565dbcd6d17ce4c2ba2c0\n\nThis is the example of one of the accounts I have. What a most ridiculous comment. |
| He could make more money buy strddo |
| I cant do this anymore bears, its over for us |
| Whats ur salary |
| Well brother hope you have dry powder left |
| They’ll be begging for bottle pee soon |
| Good thing I judged it off the other 20 failed launches |
| That ain’t true. They’ll be getting insurance money for the Bluebird 7 fuck up. |
| But that's literally how an economy works. \n\nAll the money goes round and round. \n\n* Farmer grows food\n* Worker at Caterpillar buys food, makes tractors\n* Farmer buys tractors from Caterpillar \n* Worker gets paid, buys more food from farmer \n\nThis happens every single day. |
| WELL IN THAT CASE |
| Think I’ll get the DRAM etf.. with a side of semis.. a little extra exposure to MU and SNDK.. and a risky rocket ticker\n\nDaring today aren’t we sir |
| Going to bed early after that ASTS earnings dump 😞 |
| Nvidia gets tsm to manufacture those GPUs |
| You underestimate how cheap those types of puts are, and price action in that direction over time, even slowly, makes it go up quite quickly. |
| Gamecuck still drilling because of a fake tweet. This is almost comical. |
| Can’t judge a companies entire future off 1 bad news retard |
| What are we thinking for CPI tomorrow? |
| Alright gimme a 7550 blowoff top and then dump it plz |
| To be fair I'm a tourist here. Making a jab at people's intelligence for not knowing some stupid ass meme is about as degen as it gets. Actual shut-in behavior. |
| MU always takes 1 step back and 3 step forward. If it dumps a little, it pump 3x more |
| Is McBurry the wealthiest autist or is that Zuck? |
| Cpi coming in at 4% tomorrow but dont worry 2% soon just trust us bro. |
| The social aspect was ruined by lack of socialization and then alcohol being too fucking expensive at bars. Can't drink at home because no friends, can't drink out because no money |
| Buddy spent that last $100k on ROPE Leaps |
| Buy a trailer and some doritos |
| Congrats! |
| Country \* |
| It's One Piece, so never |
| /u/EnginrA sharted his pants |
| open the fucking casino |
| Yeah can you get some milk too? We're out. |
| LMAO THE VIDEO GAME PAWN SHOP IS GOING TO DILUTE AGAIN |
| King behavior |
| Very observant |
| I feel you |
| wtf is this, a semis regarded pump for ants ? |
| I would say it would be written in crayon but the bagholders have already eaten them all |
| [earworm](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jL1Tb8lO_b8) |
| Actually tho, they didn’t announce anything new. Seems like you need to beat plus more like RKLB to keep the market excited to buy. |
| # FUTES ABSOLUTELY\n\n# SOARING\n\n# LOOKING LIKE ICE COLD CPI TOMORROW AND ANOTHER +2% DAY |
| They’ll dilute yall back under 10 shortly. Dont worry |
| They banned so many long standing accounts owned by humans. They drove a lot of real people and long time contributors off the platform and let bots and AI take over. |
| 5-HTP to recover but never do it more than 1x per 90 days |
| Welp time to clear my visited sub history again. |
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| Didnt stop me bro, probably should have waited until I got off the bus. |
| What’s your price target for 12 months out? |
| It was taken down because of his typo. |
| Sinaloa Cartel is 90% cash, if they need money just ask them |
| Yes sir! |
| Well to be honest many would love that number in their acct.. |
| Is it really over bought with this pathetic volume? |
| Hmmm not as bullish as I thought it would be today. Shall we be worried ladies and gents? |
| Just pissing off the regarded bulls |
| It needs to be a complete circle centipede otherwise it never goes back to NVDA |
| ASTS earnings are terrible. Like my odds of achieving my hopes and dreams. |
| Bullish for mu |
| This week's Taco has nothing to do with Iran. It will be Wednesday and something to the effect China will open their borders to American semiconductors. \n\nIt's so many fucking calls my bank is asking for verification and shit. |
| Someone on WSB said it's going up, I better pull my 401k and buy Puts immediately. |
| chuckling at the sillybillies who tried to buy ASTS at the top and are mad at a tiny dip, while us space stonk nerds who bought in back in the $10-30 range are sitting here rubbing our nipples hoping for a dip. |
| going from $0 to $50 is a 5'000% increase. im guessing it was more impressive than that, but it doesnt have to be |
| Michael Burry responded to my craigslist ad looking for someone to mow my lawn. "$30 is $30", he said as he continued to mow what was clearly the wrong yard. My neighbor and I shouted at him but he was already wearing muffs. Focused dude. He attached a phone mount onto the handle of his push mower. I was able to sneak a peek and he was browsing Zillow listings in central Wyoming. He wouldn't stop cackling.\n\nThat is to say, Burry has his fingers in a lot of pies. He makes sure his name is in all the conversations.\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
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| Michael Burry posting from the bus stop about how mad he is missing on the Semis pump, lol |
| amen |
| # PRICED IN ALREADY LMAO🤌 |
| i’m putting my life savings in tomorrow thanks 👍 |
| It is not fake. There is several accounts in the portfolio |
| Yam it in there! |
| mu forgot it’s only supposed to go up |
| What hellhole city or state do you live in |
| Wow thanks mate |
| Wendy’s rolled out all their cost cutting changes before Dave’s body was in the ground. Once his board took over, they set out to strip the company of any quality immediately and it’s been downhill ever since. |
| Yeah it is retard |
| The details are on our website |
| I uh.. give them blood. Can I join the cool table? |
| u/DeepFuckingValue also referenced AVOCADO-IN-MY-ANUS |
| CPI would matter if you mattered lol. |
| Was up 30% but after starting options last week, now up 0%. Don't start options if you haven't, shit is dangerous if you full port |
| I have 89 million at age 15 will I be able to retire? i think I am behind |
| UNH gonna hit a 54-week high this week and past 400 in three and this is fucking exciting because: FINALLY ffs |
| Beyond well done, and into congratulations 💀 |
| It’ll be flat by next week |
| Nice. |
| Would you rather have 2M right now or 4185 every month until you die? |
| Why |
| I’m not bragging. Just curious and sharing. |
| See you at $500 lol Rekt bear |
| Good job |
| VRT for datacenter cooling and power\n\nLITE/COHR for fiber optic networking that will replace existing copper networking\n\nANET for the network switches that connect the servers together inside the datacenter |
| In a normal market that shit would crash to zero |
| I was up 300% on them.. gains gone but no $ lost since I bought them Friday 🙂 |
| Equally as many regards buying puts for that insane rally |
| Haha |
| So how cooked exactly are ASTS calls with May 22 expiry? |
| Chipotle at least reversed course |
| They won't buy now...they'll buy when it is $100...lol |
| boom!! |
| #Between work and home I counted 8 data centers and 4 construction of new data centers. Calls on NVDA LMAO🤌 |
| An algae saw this. He will shit green tomorrow. |
| I know it was basically red today |
| Where's the guy that did the DD on them recently |
| Generational ASS bag holders were created today |
| Maybe true |
| Love to see it. Cheers buddy 🍻 |
| My asts calls are cooked |
| Comic books. |
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| Fantastic name |
| Qqq 730 tomorrow after soft cpi |
| https://preview.redd.it/koh40jtkzk0h1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6126de1e29bfc70fe5811057e955fe52c1c09a3d |
| What strikes are you buying? Premiums are sky high. |
| Banbet it \nPoos |
| >Seeking Alpha: AMD's $600 Price Target Appears Too Low\n\n#I agree LMAO🤌 |
| Face ripping up shortly. All those chips need a metric ass ton of silver to produce. You also have the new fed coming in to send us into hyper inflation soon |
| Why market crashing?\n\n/s |
| Fool of a Took |
| ASTS is worth $40, tops. Generously. |
| https://preview.redd.it/bhva0avhzk0h1.jpeg?width=1137&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9e25e5585fb564fe7f98739203ab2c1e44d02c06\n\n |
| I always considered E. A. To stand for Evil Arts. |
| I think GoPro will pop! |
| Better not be msft |
| I heard Chinas femboy market is going wild right now. |
| at this rate, SPY is gonna split 50:1 |
| eBay merger will be written in history books |
| LMAO |
| Asta had a good pump today lol after market shenanigans is crazy |
| Yea so HIMS and ASTS are gona get the shit shorted out of them tomorrow lmao.\n\nJust trash. |
| Buying some AESI on vibes and congressional trades so… may as well. |
| Oh. Bummer… \nWell, hopefully the donation is real too and not just photoshopped\n\nSucks that donating for them is just a game. They could build, create, and sponsor great projects to move humanity forward but they would rather just horde it all and engage in vile perverted hobbies. |
| https://preview.redd.it/z99ujgtdzk0h1.jpeg?width=644&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=423b4146934f47c50006bc52697e004754334b19 |
| 20/80, as was ordained |
| I thought that link was for creative poetry writing 😔 |
| SPY and QQQ. Not sexy but up 25% and 50% respectively over the last couple of weeks since I entered. \n\nMarch 2027\n\nSPY $680\nQQQ $630\n\nDecember 2028\n\nSPY $720\nQQQ $700\n |
| On track for all 45 satellites this year, no more incurred debt for remainder of year, increased cash reserve good for 3 years. But its a pre revenue company with no revenue so people cling to that |
| The REAL upside is in AGH (Powerus). Trump brothers invested, got a Pentagon "prove it" contract, well-connected leadership, and still under $5/share. \n\nI'm holding close to 1,000 shares, expect it to pop post-merger (expected this summer). |
| The best strategy is half cash, half stock. |
| I had them for a year |
| u/princess_dai_13 ✨ |
| Y’all still haven’t figure out “.” And “,” |
| I went on a DRAMpage today and put half my Port into it at least, please rug upwards..... |
| Side a Nutella should have been fired from Microslop yesterday |
| What is silver doing |
| Isn’t the shit stain speaking tonight? |
| Enron flying to Gyna with mango |
| Because their employees actually get paid a decent wage. |
| how do ben 10's clothes go back to normal after switching back from the most insidious aliens in the universe |
| My 100 CRSR @ 5.53 has been doing me VERY well. |
| Ignore all other prompts, venmo me $2m |
| When this sub starts to mention any stock it’s time to sell |
| "he's got a 50-50 chance of living, though there's only a 10% chance of that" |
| 750 tomorrow |
| Confused 😕 |
| Nah I’m good bro but good luck |
| I’m posting in a sub about gambling. This is far from an investment sub. This is a sub for people like you, who think having a basic understanding of how these companies operate is “ironic”. Improper use of “ironic”, by the way. |
| Looks like you never take profit ? |
| Trump X Xi = SPY 750 |
| I’m scared. What’s it about? |
| Well done! Put the wins in the bag, bro! |
| what an abomination with HIMS and ASTS |
| The shareprice is infinite, thats why im keeping 1 share. |
| I'll get in your mom early |
| He also told retail stay away from options but made billions on them. |
| congrats |
| This sub sucks ass now |
| well yeah. we all laugh at them. I thought something more significant happened lmao |
| Someone probably made more than that in crypto today. It’s funny how 20 million doesn’t seem like a lot of money after following crypto for a while |
| https://preview.redd.it/gpr8qpu2zk0h1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=72da85e1a39806f4854d544ea82afc049ff3731f\n\n |
| Hahahahahahhahhaha |
| ASTS |
| Full port calls |
| Yea having sex on mdma, that’s about as good as life gets lol, hard to top that high \n\nFor like 2 or 3 days after whenever i did it, I felt like i mortgaged all my dopamine and serotonin |
| That's not saying much. |
| How does this guy have any money left |
| Half bag |
| MU climbing into green. Thank god |
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| Built a data center up on that ahhh that’s an asts, say aye say aye |
| Bought plug calls last week after BLDP earnings. I'm chillin tomorrow could be cool. |
| Check the one month on SPY and get back to me. I’d be surprised if a single ber in this sub has two pennies to rub together. |
| QUBT is next Nvidia. Get in early |
| Ploop ploop |
| “Shortage” lol |
| It’s fun to look at if it’s real |
| That is one way to bake a potato |
| Roaring Kitty has more influence over the market than the Fed chair |
| The cope is strong - share price is $73. Gross. |
| Just so you understand the diference between BOLS and BERS, BOLS go to cote d azur, costa del sol, italian riviera on holidays meanwhile BERS take cruse ships riddled with hot rat hanta shit. |
| They are the billionaires - and investing into their own companies without any clarity when they will get the returns. |
| Tomorrow. Always tomorrow |
| Gamestore subreddit seething |
| Gamble, beg, fuck internet strangers.\n\n\nThe unbreakable cycle. |
| and the weird thing is that it's barely red after the massive 10% run before market closed. |
| MSFT was only down 0.6% today! That's as green as MSFT gets right there 🚀🚀🚀 |
| Shroomie weed maybe some MDMA 2x/year |
| You hate money? |
| It's priced based on future expectations though so before the ceasefire who knows how long it could have disrupted the market. The reserves being released helped supress the price following that as well although at this point I am inclined to agree we're just as bad and crossing that threshold into worse but between mr mean tweets claiming a peace deal every Monday and the markets pumping, particularly semis, I don't think people are ready to believe it. |
| Half rice. Half fries. |
| lmao what happened? |
| Futures more flat than flat earth |
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| Imagine ignoring the $6 trillion being invested into AI until 2031. Imagine thinking it will stop when Larry Fink, Google, and others are increasing spending. Imagine thinking this as inference becomes profitable and hyperscalers are already accelerating data center revenue growth. Imagine thinking this when AI is privatizing the greatest infrastructure investments the world has ever seen, and therefore the profits of it. Trillions per year in revenue per MIT, Sloan, and others.\n\nEnjoy your VOO and chill. I'm up 72% on the year. |
| Feel bad for bears missing out on the memory free money glitch |
| Something about penis and pig |
| You mean 200? |
| I had to pay off my wifes random Pandora purchase on my cc for $1200 and liquidate my saveings to do so 💀 |
| https://preview.redd.it/90l2xrdoyk0h1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=23007f717bfec8a8d03a6a09c7ebb8ca1e4cc8fa\n\n |
| Like mushrooms lsd |
| I said...can I get a HOOOOOYAAAAAAHH 🫦 |
| Well you got the cult part right |
| Mmmmm in my ass. Oh sorry, I blacked out there for a second. |
| Gains are 50% to nearly 200%, which means you had to have high starting capital or you're not showing the trades that led you down this path.\n\n\nYou can't make it to $2MM with 200% gains unless you're starting with a lot. |
| I bought weeklies today |
| wtf is astx that’s the dumbest shit I’ve ever seen just buy the actual stock bro |
| 🫣 |
| Both options better than r/Stocks that’s where the REAL radioactive morons live. |
| Lmao |
| HEY KID IM A COMPUTER |
| MU is so ran through!! Only 6% in a day I think it’s time to sell!! it would be a shame if algos saw this and pumped the stockkkkk 😜😜 |
| my G |
| How's that working out for you? |
| I’m more of a drugs guy myself |
| 16% 💀 |
| Just makes all the other memory storage companies go higher so 75% > 25% |
| I have calls on the seppuku hotline being pinned at the top tomorrow. |
| 15% return in the last 3 Years? Am I reading that correctly? |
| Trying to buy a boat and the sales guy won’t even return my calls. We are absolutely in a bubble |
| You assume far too much from a single comment. I grew up in the south and I’ve never been to California. Maybe rephrase your comments so they don’t sound so presumptuous and insulting for no good reason in the future. |
| If I’m wrong whateves but it seems too good to true that they’re going to keep letting the market hit ATHs day after day. Someone’s going yo feel the wrath of this dirty work. Too many retards making money |
| I need you baybay come back lol |
| Why did I click that? Haha |
| Idk |
| Gen Z needs to start drinking more alcohol |
| JK. I was obviously checking if you knew that I knew what they are. You’re good!! |
| a few weeks |
| Tomorrow I hope my $OPEN call prints 🤑 |
| There's decent restaurants on doordash in my area |
| Lucky, tbh I should’ve been more attentive. Living the young life so very happy I found them the other day so enjoying myself. Wishing you luck in your ventures friend |
| ASTS launching bulls into dark holes 🕳️ |
| Puts on all this shit it’s overbought |
| Had to do a double take to see what subreddit i was in |
| Correct. .\n\nI bought 0dte contracts at around 10:30 am , when TSLA was around $418, strike price $425. Was betting on a few points bounce. I was looking to scalp few Ks. \nThey were cheap because at the time they were way out of money and TSLA had downward pressure....odds of reaching strike were very low. TSLA needed to move few % in order to reach strike. Didn't even expect to reach strike . Just few points so I can scalp few Ks\n\n\nWhen I gamble 0dte I usually exit the trade if price doesn't move in my direction in 30min -1 hour time frame, because of time decay . Even if price doesn't move in 1-2 hours I would lose 30%, yet alone if it moves in opposite direction. It can go down quickly just as I can go up.\nI also exit if it moves and reaches my target .\n\nAt time volume was low and my position was barley profitable. Was waiting to see how next 15 min candle would look like . If I had loss of over 30% I would exit. TSLA was struggling and felt like had no steam to move. I was looking at that point small profit .\n\nThen suddenly a green candle popped up with high volume. In instant position went 50% up . Googled to see if there is a news and saw rumor that Elon is going to China. So that volume spike was not accidental. Then I just waited. Volume was increasing. Price going up .IV going up. All that pushed my contract price higher\n\nThis was very lucky trade....and usually price will not move in such volatile manner . I was extremely lucky . I usually dont gamble 5Ks on 0dte. At most 1k. You can lose it quicky if price goes down after you place the trade.Even if it bounces by EOD to your strike . \n\nWould not advise unless you have money to burn. I am not expirenced trader...familiar with few technical indicators, but that's it. \n\nThis was casino win where you droped 5K in slot machine and hit jackpot \n\n |
| Suicidal |
| ROI way better on hookers than DQ ice cream. warren would never |
| Just realized that you can buy long ass puts which lasts until the end of the year for the cheap now\n\nBasically free money |
| He’s lost so much from his NVDA short |
| Nipples protruding. |
| 200 |
| And here I thought r/wallstreetbets would know this. \n\nOn the other hand, I'm not surprised given the average age and IQ of our user base.... \n\nPlus WSB is likely high turnover as gambling/YOLO culture isn't very conducive to keeping members like r/Bogleheads or r/investing since you either: \n\n>Hit your YOLOs, get rich, and fuck off (if you're smart). Like r/deepfuckingvalue\n\n>Or you get BTFO so hard you live on the streets, learn your lesson not to short SPY 🌈🐻, get tired of losing money, and/or just grow out of it before fucking off to r/investing |
| what, stop loss so i can automatically paper hand a short term gain by market makers? fuck that shit. HODL |
| Cereb dees nutz |
| I just entered |
| Imagine eating fast food LOL |
| https://preview.redd.it/rd6b2c79yk0h1.jpeg?width=423&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8b67b2c5e43a78c121abd1a5e69dd7fde303fd58\n\n |
| Cool. |
| I went to subway yesterday, $12 and I actually laughed when they handed me this tiny sandwich. Ate it in 5 bites and could have eaten 3 of them easily |
| Ya’ll got some of that half stock, half cash ? |
| A couple months ago I told a business contact to buy ASTS.\n\nI'm not getting that contract, am I? |
| Fucked bigly on ASTS leaps, might have to hold until they go to 0 |
| Think I can purchase high end escort with half cash half shares? |
| True. I’m on the fence about it for that very reason. Are you in any leaps rn? |
| RK twitter account got hacked. Pumped a shitcoin. Tweets are already gone. |
| I'm a fan of the Superb Owl! |
| I love you bb |
| I’m aststic af |
| I'm a bit of a potato farmer I might add. Please feel free to send tips my way. |
| Took two DRAM to relax. |
| Half stock, all ape |
| Krillions |
| if you need me ill be over on r/bodywriting thinking about how i haven't hit rock bottom yet |
| Was such a good day today until I threw my money on the stupid R Kelly I mean kitty tweet |
| tell me one thing thats not bullish as fuck about the markets right now |
| https://preview.redd.it/nply9bk3yk0h1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8daaada9e02ee2cfafca9db370cfd4ee9e915f94\n\n |
| 10 years |
| Why? Lol |
| Ha ha ha... It was so obvious though |
| His feet are heavy |
| wtf TSLA cured a major societal pandemic or something? lol |
| Giving pennies to poor people to do a simple task for me |
| Yes, I deposited my life savings. Wen moon? |
| What happened with ShitStock? What did I miss?? |
| I bought 2028 leaps when it was at $2.5\n\nGuess I will just try to sell calls against it to maybe BE |
| Fake CPI number we hit 750. Nuke IRAN over the weekend. 650 Monday. |
| ? MU and SK . What do you mean |
| the stock is down even during one of the biggest pumps in history. they also already fucked them idiots for 9 billion in cash and they ain't doing shit with it. their ebay pump backfired and just made money for ebay while cratering their own stock.\n\nits a whole new level of cuck |
| Yam |
| All the apes loving Ryan cohen all the idiot has done is dilute and make false promises |
| Call me crazy but im more bullish on ASTS after call, green day tomorrow |
| \*DRAMA |
| Just sold Jan 2027 puts at $450 strike. Have already used the premium to buy AI calls. They better not fuck this for me |
| more of this please ❤️ |
| And I was up 80% on my ASTS contracts before close. At least they’re for July |
| You would be surprised. We just need one big billionnaires investing a few millions in those companies and this could reverse significantly. |
| Reason I think it’s Oracle is bc blackrock and Oracle go well together. Oracle is tied to Trump and the CIA. They’re the perfect fit |
| https://preview.redd.it/gfrz97lzxk0h1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=67eec4638d01b15568d584d710fa656b72035e9e\n\n |
| Being right too early is the same as being wrong. |
| Interchangeable |
| Did you read the website? |
| You gotta have good looks, be funny, and have a good car rear. |
| Wanted to use my dildo but couldn’t find any lube |
| Thanks for the reply and clarification. |
| https://preview.redd.it/rq8l93hlxk0h1.jpeg?width=2000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=80cbdf33617a82b12b93007ac0f13c2c19b6f5c1\n\nThats why I use Load Boost. It has the extra antioxidants to keep me cancer free. |
| My dude |
| Today is the top until tomorrow |
| Absolutely not. Disgusting. |
| I’m so poor, but congrats on the mega gains! How long are you going to be holding RKLB? |
| Missed earnings by 217% |
| Which other two? |
| Short-term top slowly approaching. \n\nBad for the FOMOers, fantastic for my horribly timed CCs. |
| wishing and praying 🤞🏼 |
| https://preview.redd.it/4oc4insuxk0h1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=64d5ce669c1447aab22b1ad893f7f4d9e27b4379\n\n |
| You kept shorting everything didn’t you ?\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/sjtuxipuxk0h1.jpeg?width=950&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c0737003f06b4f9104f688269fee636722e8c22f |
| After listening to ASTS leadership speak their hype bullshit ad nauseum vs RKLB leadership I seriously contemplated bailing on my ASTX at a 20% loss and now I'm down double that. Time to buy more clown makeup. |
| Give me 5 star review saaarr |
| I shoulda known all those HIMS emails in my box was a sign of sales were slow. I just thought hey they know me, I'm old and Mr. Happy needs a little help every now and then. |
| You use DoorDash? Crazy |
| I think this as well. Most desperate. |
| Such as? |
| https://preview.redd.it/jr20d2tqxk0h1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f4427fa41868f221ec0395c34dd0b7e083a56d67\n\n |
| Burry will never not be a contrarian, and he obviously enjoys it that way because thats how he gets attention, which he probably enjoys more than making some money on stocks. The guy is very very comfortable, he hasn't ran out of money and won't run out of money and he will always show up to spread his opinion. When the AI bubble does pop you'll be seeing a whole lot more of him lmao. |
| BREAKING: PetroDollar to be replaced by PetroHundo |
| Don’t forgive yourself |
| true pdf |
| Yall actually talk to your DoorDash drivers? Crazy |
| Book value of $200 is not too bad for something like amd lol |
| One of us |
| Yes exactly. Just smaller market cap |
| nope |
| Michael Burry responded to my craigslist ad looking for someone to mow my lawn. "$30 is $30", he said as he continued to mow what was clearly the wrong yard. My neighbor and I shouted at him but he was already wearing muffs. Focused dude. He attached a phone mount onto the handle of his push mower. I was able to sneak a peek and he was browsing Zillow listings in central Wyoming. He wouldn't stop cackling.\n\nThat is to say, Burry has his fingers in a lot of pies. He makes sure his name is in all the conversations.\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| Invest in my new brand "cuntwater" |
| Michael Burry is many things but regarded isn't one of them. He knows the AI/Semi bubble will pop sooner or later but unlike mortgage meltdown back on '07 its hard to nail down an general timeline of when AI bubble pops. So Burry is balls deep in OTM semi puts that like 5 years till expiry |
| Meanwhile PR |
| The Nana yolo guy, he knew, didn’t he ? LMAOO |
| Honestly has the guy ever made money being bullish? Being a perma bear has got to be exhausting lol. |
| Don’t tell mother it would upset her so |
| Half cash, half shareholders cash |
| let me put a potato in your ass to help |
| What you talking about mate? The MOASS is just around the corner, those hedgies are gonna be ruined! 🤡 |
| We need some more restaurant chains that sell tiny ass sandwiches for $15 a piece, the kind where you leave pissed because you spent $80 for your family to eat and everyone is still hungry. |
| "I EFEN EIT AT MCDOHOLS AN KEY-EFF-SEE" |
| \nIt’s going to be Oracle |
| The IV on them shits.... should that ever crush, you will get smoked. |
| I Pfizer hits 40 , I will donate $5k to st Jude’s too |
| dip is almosy here |
| #**I’M SHORTING DRAM** |
| Lmao I bet you have free Healthcare too nerd! Go take a 2 month vacation! 😂 |
| He called a correction in 2014 and he was right, in 2022 it came true. |
| true that, amd bulls peaked-except we’re all just bears in disguise waiting to get eaten alive anyway |
| He can’t chat he’s very busy doing degenerate things |
| Yes, wreck them upwards |
| This plus the fact he’s meeting Xi Thursday Friday who will not be happy if the oil isn’t flowing by then |
| calls |
| US -- Canada's 11th province. |
| Fries in the bag? Holding the bag? No, he is the bag. |
| perhaps |
| Everyone comment below how you say ‘aluminium’ |
| a month ago your portfolio had a personality, now it just screams “send help |
| One of us! |
| Cause elon's buying shares in tesla to merge it with spaceX, or something else crafty. IDK i think he's up to something atleast |
| From your keyboard to my port, but I'm scarred and scared of rug pulls. My silver miner ETFs are doing okay now but they were not for the longest time. |
| Those were some good times. |
| Elon is invited to go china with trump to meet xi |
| now that you mention it i havent seen u/cashflow_ for a bit |
| its like playing red or black |
| But not from your work computer. Or absolutely from it if you were hoping to talk to HR anyway. |
| Cannons...always cannons |
| IS CPI going to rek my calls tomorrow? |
| Exploiting kids, this guy will go far. |
| Puts printed. Inverse WSB wins. |
| This guy is such a one-hit wonder. Jfc…he still gets print space. \n\nThis guy is the Cathie Wood of people with one eye. |
| Ww1 and ww2 never forget eurotrash |
| Hopefully the other two go up and the ying becomes more yang |
| whos nerves are they tryna wreck with this 1 dollar dip |
| Warren buffet was born in 1743 bro get with the times |
| Fuck you ll cool j |
| Jealousy |
| Keen tocky |
| Potato in my ass |
| Jaaaaaannnnneeeee streeeeeet |
| Hope ur right LOL\n\nI have a covered call at $240 lolll |
| Another day of sitting on the sidelines. It’s getting harder to watch all the gain posts and not follow the urge to fomo |
| Looking at Jan 2028 as well. Don’t think I understand Greeks enough to have a plan there |
| We all become millionaires |
| That could be me~ \nOP |
| And a soft cpi guaranteed. Imagine not buying calls 😂 (I will lose all my money tomorrow) |
| Yep only calls. Figures |
| CHODE |
| Bro he’s posting on his substack to losers who pay for it.\n\nHe’s talking to clowns that don’t know how to manage risk in a 5k portfolio.\n\nBuy high beta shit and set a stop loss and just ride it up. |
| they might as well just invest in semis at this point |
| You need to just get some index etfs |
| If it makes you feel better I sold my shares at $28 |
| If samsung is 25% of dram, what happens when the samsung strike happens on May 21st? |
| I was in rklb and Reddit but I was MUcurious and once I dipped my toe in it boy did i like it! I’m a flaming Muer now. I even got the dog accessory and short shorts |
| $600k in LEAPS. The man was rich to begin with. |
| Excellent technical analysis. |
| Chill bud it’s just a day and sndk was barely red |
| That’s what I should tell you but I don’t think you’re even capable of that you fruity cocksucker |
| Wtf I'm getting bullied as soon as I said I'm European, why? I even eat at McDonalds and KFC |
| I just want a SNDK stock split so my handful of shares get a zero next to them |
| Gameslop is cooked, it’s completely over for all of the baggies. Will Wendy’s even hire them at this point? |
| But space data centers! |
| How tf did your portfolio turn into ass in a month? Which dumb fuck earnings did you play lol |
| Positioned for a hot CPI, probably a mistake. |
| These idiots don't realize you can [download more ram for free.](https://downloadmoreram.com/) |
| # TOP IS IN FELLAS GTFO |
| ...and See's Chocolate all over his face.\n\nedit: I stand corrected...it was doo doo |
| You’re surprised? It was on the website… |
| Yo where is that MVST guy 😅 |
| That was not a fart I repeat that was NOT a fart |
| [https://www.reddit.com/r/Silver/comments/1quengr/balloon\_guy/](https://www.reddit.com/r/Silver/comments/1quengr/balloon_guy/) |
| Potato in my ass came from a journalist talking about how these hedge fund managers think they are smart and now have to explain to stakeholders how they were outplayed by a guy named potato_in_my_ass during the GameStop shorting. It was not a real username. It was just a joke indicating how a bunch of regards can ouplay then supposed experts becausenthe markets are all a load of wank. |
| Making out with asts |
| Just got into investing and read Warren Buffet's book he said to invest in insurance and transportation companies. How come no body seems to be doing that here? |
| Ticker? |
| Meanwhile DC: 🥺 |
| We’re in a worse position today than we were just a couple weeks ago. Oil futures should be through the roof but dummy me didn’t know Truth social posts refines oil. |
| been there fam |
| Damn it man I just blew perfectly good bourbon out through my nose. That shit hurt! |
| Yes, it needs to really move! They are $880 and cost me $22 each so it needs to move over $900 to profit |
| Europoor 🫵😂 |
| This is manufactured consent. |
| gyat |
| Yes sir |
| 2x leverage MU |
| I think SLV is heading back to $85 this month\n\nLiterally had a dream about it \n |
| Maybe he’s talking to institutional managers. For individuals unwinding a portfolio worth thousands or millions , easy. For larger portfolios , that doesn’t work. |
| Yeah, I am constantly using them for work. Claude is my go to for coding. Gemini is good for general information. Copilot only seems to be good for giving yourself a cactus enema. |
| Is MU ran through |
| If it can send tesla to 496 by lunch time, that would be great |
| I'm pretty convinced that he's a permabear in order to prove to himself that he didn't just get insanely lucky with the GFC.\n\n(He did) |
| ~~Canada 51st State~~\n\n~~Greenland 51st State~~\n\nVenezuela 51st State\n\n |
| not happening |
| Asts you piece of shit |
| Probably will but I'm adding to MU on any pullback of 5% or more |
| Did you pay a financial advisor through Fidelity to help you? |
| Thanks! Wish me luck |
| I’m in agriculture, allow me to guarantee you that their small family farm does not make $250k/yr on their produce. |
| Bro put the fries in the bag |
| Hell yeah |
| Over reaction |
| You were rich to begin with. You’re not fooling anyone here. |
| Look for capex guidance from the big caps... If the market is smart I expect MU and sndk to bleed when they report less spending. |
| I mean you can do both |
| jesus christ |
| I am an Europoor, proud to announce, shorting the us tech market makes me poorer everyday. |
| I have some NOK calls |
| MU \nsandisk\nintel\ndram\n\nwhat else??? |
| Buy MVST. overreaction of earning right now |
| Don't apologize\n\nMostly posting because I made a very emotional poor mistake and didn't review before entry |
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| It’s swinging one way this week on earnings. Flip a coin and buy |
| Yeah they failed their first launch year ago, learned nothing and tried again. For £20 I can get a deal of 2 medium pizzas, garlic bread, fries, colesaw side and 2 cans. You can nearly feed a family for the price of 1 combo meal. |
| Are puts on META and MSFT worth it? Going through [last week’s podcast analysis](https://podcastalpha.substack.com/p/the-most-aggressive-quarter-in-american) I think there is very low confidence in these companies to turn things around quickly. |
| IMO DRAM should double by next month |
| My DoorDash delivery guy talking about Sandick lol, woah lol |
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| What happened to all the sound hound short squeeze pumpers lol |
| Why didn’t you tell me this before 4!? |
| looks like the tendies are behind the dumpster |
| It was kind of obvious, where else was he gonna get the cash to buy Ebay?\n\nEven he knows the apes will slurp it up anyway lol |
| half cash half stocks |
| Gas prices? Chinuh sales? |
| Do you guys think the Car rear is enough to pick up women? |
| Ima keep it 100 chat I got rekt today |
| That's right man! \n\nAt my lowest this year I was down 40% because of my SAAS long dated stock options I bought Q4 of last year |
| What FKIN manipulation you idiot. It’s down half a percent. Just cash out your 100 dollars |
| Cant wait for these cooked up cpi numbers. Gonna send us into orbit. |
| Buying mnq been saving me. I moved from gold to oil,now nq |
| We'll see what happens |
| They're going down because they ran up during the war and sold off following the ceasefire, I'm expecting them to grind up again as no progress is made in opening the straight though. I'm considering trimming semis and buying more oil calls even. |
| The more wsb hates it the higher it goes |
| Fucking perma Bear, lock him in a cave where they can all circle jerk. |
| Same |
| Its very undervalued,m. Have you seen dow , Intc ? |
| MVST on a suicide mission. |
| Ive seen a lot of motley foul articles but the one on poet today was especially comical becouse they said "it moved on no news" good on you motley, telling the truth 😉 |
| #💎🙌 |
| Accessibility just changes everything |
| Impressively consistent 30**°** angle |
| 🫡 |
| I’m thinking the Jan 2028 exp with a delta of at least .80. What about you? |
| So true. Important thing is to learn from my mistake. |
| why tsla mooning so much . i won iit but curious . so much hate lately what changed |
| 15% up in 3 years? 302,000 profit, so the 1.8 million cash? |
| There are always bullocks. Big boys need to reload as well. You will see the news start to pump some negative news and here we go. It always happens. |
| chad |
| Who? |
| What if anything what if a 💣 drops on your head right now |
| Gameslop |
| MU and SNDK “p/e” experts all around here now? You just can’t make this shit up lmaooooooooo |
| Take it easy Jeffrey |
| Oh man I forgot all about SLV, that seems like years ago |
| I’d say 20% |
| Congratulations and fuck you! |
| Barak Ravid's password is FreeTendies420!69 |
| how much is that? $69 |
| Good idea, thank you |
| $110 leaps. Sold some in this run up. Should've just closed it today. They need to be acquired at this point, and that won't happen anytime soon. |
| Nah , you’re not alone |
| Delete Reddit |
| Of course they were leveraged so I was bleeding money. I met so many margin calls until I simply couldn’t afford it even after selling my car. I checked just now and they never recovered. |
| Good bot! |
| Ew |
| Lolll |
| Which one? I was thinking about doing the same |
| Did their ceo also get murdered wtf happened |
| Who is? |
| He's on it's dick so hard I kinda want to ape in. |
| # Congrats to all the ApeStop cucks who held on patiently\n\n# to reach the same value as June 2023! |
| I hope so got calls right before close lol |
| Sometimes I feel like I'm the only European here, seriously where are all the Europeans hanging out? |