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| Looks like the IM-2 launch day |
| I hope so. I missed todays ride |
| I feel sorry for all those who didn't buy calls for cheap today. Tomorrow is a holiday in Iran and they are likely to release "good news". That's why they restarted internet today. Tomorrow's cabinet meeting is our version of victory lap. I am retiring tomorrow if SPY hits 770 LMAO. |
| luckin was a 10 bagger post dump |
| AI agent dating on margin: will wonders ever cease |
| Iron man is playing at gym… ive seen enough full port MRVL earnings |
| Bought some SAP today. Their products are good and tones of places use them. |
| fuck i'm fomoing in. this is madness. with no end in sight. |
| When 🥭 -2% tweet? It’s coming we all know it |
| I’m going to start June 15th |
| Ok. |
| classic late cycle dialogue. \n\ninteresting take. \n\nproblems with your theory though. |
| fucking same |
| Are we close to the stage we start melting down monuments into chips? |
| You’re just mad I have more chromosomes than you 😎 |
| This market feels pretty frothy right now. Thinking about taking my Micron gains and just putting them into Meta or Amazon. |
| I could get into a real detailed explanation, but essentially a call allows you to buy 100 shares of a stock at a set price on or before a certain date (i.e. Corsair at $10 on or before 6/18 at any time [exercising that right is known as, well, exercising the option, at which point you'd buy the 100 shares]). Since Corsair is now more likely to be above $10 on or before 6/18 than earlier, it adds to the value of the option. \n\n\nEvery option with time left on it will have value, the more time it has the more "time-value" it carries. This is known as "extrinsic value." Intrinsic value would be if, say, Corsair was at $11 tomorrow; then OP's options would have $1 of intrinsic value per share, or $100 total since an option is a contract for 100 shares. The value of the option then would be the intrinsic ($100) + extrinsic ("time-value"). |
| you weren't early, you were just retarded |
| doubled my money yesterday |
| I don’t think Reddit has been mostly bearish at all. I see a larger amount of bullish posts on Reddit, greatly outnumbering the “bears” |
| MU still fucking pumping Jesus Christ |
| Fckin webull wont get this RT call off my account in time. Their customer service sucks! |
| Update?\n\n |
| The only thing growing faster than AI right now is how much regular people absolutely hate it. \n\nI've never seen public opinion turn this quickly.\n\n48 data center projects worth $156 billion got blocked last year and 20 were canceled in the first quarter of this year.\n\nTech executives are getting booed during college graduation speeches. Someone threw a Molotov cocktail at Sam Altman's home.\n\nEnergy bills are rising because data centers drain power grids. Wells are running dry near server farms. People fear losing their jobs. The revolt is here. |
| **Ban Bet Created:** **/u/PleaseNoMoreWinning** bet **MU** goes from **910.38** to **950.0** before **28-May-2026 06:28 PM EDT**\n\nTheir record is 0 wins and 0 losses.\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) | [Post Verified Trades](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1pp3o5t/verified_trader/) |
| !banbet MU 950 2d |
| keep repeating it so we can feed the algos |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/SlickyTrader made a bet that SPY would go to 755.0 within **1 day** when it was 743.958 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 0 wins and 4 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) | [Post Verified Trades](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1pp3o5t/verified_trader/) |
| Probably because he knows Tesla would go to zero |
| The Great Liquidity Aspirator that will put the final nail in this stupid bubble |
| Mu 20% today everything is chill. MU worth more than META 😂😂😂😂 |
| I sold half of my 290C leaps in March for a 150% gain, i’m also retarded |
| Its the hardest part, i go back and see what coul have been |
| 9000? |
| I’m just looking for something to buy low. |
| # Every option on my watchlist is mooning but every option I actually bought is negative LMAO🤌 |
| People were talking about this last week on MU subreddit, they’re were wondering why the stock didn’t go up after mango mentioned MU. It was a delayed effect I guess |
| be quiet\n\nshhh\n\nlurkers in here |
| Mexican standoff |
| sounds like you can’t lose shit! why not put a bit in google while it’s below 400+390+385? even a few percent |
| Daughter? |
| I do think it's worth investing long term but it's best to time the bottom right and you'll need to look very very long term to get some profit while other stock are skyrocketing so I don't think profit and cost of opportunities justify the investment. |
| Don't act like you haven't seen industry |
| Took profits on a 2.5% up day on the fun account and went to 50% cash expecting small dip pull backs to re-enter. Could be getting way too ☺️ |
| One would think that but apparently building nuclear plants take decades and $10 of billions of dollars. |
| I don't think so, but then again, I don't know shit.\n\nBut pretty sure their Starlink subscriptions are growing exponentially. |
| Just call it Weyland-Yutani Corporation and be done with it. |
| wait so no world shaking event at all then? |
| Picked up $3500 of $NOK 20c weeklies (400 contracts) intraday, .08-.10 ish. Retarded as fuck? Probably. We making money tomorrow? Maybe. Am I gonna be glued to the phone? Definitely |
| To the moon |
| I panic sold LUNR today, I am a retard |
| Sold a RKLB 130C for 6/18 about 2 weeks ago and I regret it so hard. Down 77% |
| Au croissant 🥐 🧑🍳 |
| That’s why no one will remember your name |
| Don't you mean Irving? |
| Some idiot bought mu 1000 calls last week. Now im pissed |
| Nice |
| It squeezed. You are welcome. Fuck you to wsb for cancelling my post. |
| inexpensive lesson\nnext time do 1 million |
| MSFT will have its day but META is a money waisting machine with dying social media platforms |
| I unironically believe this rally will die when SpaceScam gets out and later this year Anthropic and FraudAI go public too\n\nWelp, riding the wave anyways |
How the fk is this business news?\n\n Federal judge had sex in chambers with high-ranking police officer, panel says The judge sits in a district court in either Alabama, Georgia or Florida, but their name is being kept secret by a disciplinary panel. www.cnbc.com |
| Must be nice to have the WH on speed dial |
| Cash rn. I’m a scaredy cat so I don’t stay in positions for long |
| Too many happy, so red tomorrow? |
| That’s all the DD that’s needed. |
| I remember selling MU at 420 thinking I was genius.\n\nTIL taking profits is retarded\n |
| I dont hate it... |
| Not gonna tell you to stop and coast but I'd 100% chill out on the options now. Let it be 5% of your portfolio max, protect the rest with shares |
| ok so you're going to miss the final +50-100% blow off top to short at the perfect time and make at most 40%? |
| Anyone buying this market with all this speculation tied to this administration will get what they deserve. Good or bad. I don’t know anymore. The real treat is seeing stocks like AMD popping along with MU, as if anyone is talking about this administration buying a stake in them. LOL |
| Cheap Chinese RAM modules (like those using CXMT chips found in brands like Kingbank) can last between 5 to 15+ years of typical use, functioning much like standard tier-one memory if kept cool and not overvolted. However, off-brand or second-hand modules run a higher risk of early component failure |
| Cool story bro. Keep fudding. See you at 100 EOY. |
| 10x from here |
| I bet account-name was taken |
| Yeah no shit thats why this DD isn't about HPQ you cuck |
| Aren’t you basically flat? Down a couple k. Who cares? |
| That was his schtick, Ehm Stick. The carrot he was dangling in front was an invitation to the next child rape party |
| I'm sure mango doesn't know, so we definitely can't know. |
| Feels like we are pricing in robot ai takeover of every aspect of the world running on human biofuel since oil keeps going down and tech going up. |
| Bro, go take a look see at the r/IntuitiveMachines sub. There is some great DD & info in there. \n\n\nThere is a wiki link with all the company catalysts. \n\n\nGood luck! |
| PLEASE, PLEASE IT'S TOO MUCH WINNING, WE CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!!! MR. TACO ITS TOO MUCH!!! |
| So obsene |
| what’s your port? |
| I was previously told by CNBC months ago this would be very bad for Tesla stock if it ever actually happens but I guess only time will tell |
| did lunr ceo kill himself? |
| sell puts while IV is high because ZS tanked |
| I'm way too scared to touch it above 25 😅 but who knows if it'll ever drop that much again. Good luck out there m8 🫡 |
| I’m reading some truly schizophrenic shit from memory bears today. Someone needs to post the hotline |
| Sell puts tomorrow while IV is elevated because of this -15% move. |
| gonna go sideways |
| Now i will say sometimes my brain turns off completely and i nearly sell off my boomer voo shit to just throw my entire portfolio into MU but… clearer heads prevailed. Probably good but maybe not |
| You remember that scene in the Big Short with Mark Baum talking to the prostitute? |
| Throw it all on more options |
| Current OI and IV for 10p are 1000+ and 100+. So you say that IV and OI will collapse if this goes to 1$? |
| We are so close to the deal I can feel it |
| Bought calls and puts on $F which is why it's been trading at 15.30 for the past two hours. A perfect straight line sideways. |
| We have a short week, got to fit 5 days worth of pumps into 4. |
| Amazing that this occurs ~2 weeks before the expected IPO date. I am sure that is just a complete and total coincidence. |
| We should make a group chat so we can freak out when it hits |
| We do! |
| Can you say for sure that you wouldn't have sold them all 10 years later when the stock was just barely hanging there? \n |
| Thinking of joining you |
| Software is finished |
| hit double on it today |
| I did the exact same thing with spirit airlines ~ meet me at Wendy's! |
| Well, I, for one, would NEVER hope you get hit by a bus.\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| I'm finally a millionaire, but today ran a full sprint to catch a bus (and missed the bus). Ended up taking a cab |
| They're a great way to exit a position. |
| https://preview.redd.it/zstjm9z15k3h1.jpeg?width=1206&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=858e72ca42460a5d6b5788152bbe21bce27c52d8\n\n |
| This is actually the way. Use small part of your capital to keep going. If it crash you wont get butt hurt.\n\nUnless you are full porting monthly lol. |
| Whoever bought MU calls is about to be a Wendy’s fry cook |
| I bought it a few weeks before tech earnings and paper handed with a 10% gain, that would be like 45% last time I checked. Don't wanna look 🙁 |
| the stock did not go up 20% from people buying it\n\nthey had to make the stock go up 20% to make people consider buying\n\ndon't sell, thanks, I need soxs to go even lower |
| Did you buy the dip? |
| They will when it’s too late for them to jump in🤷♂️ what do you think it’s going to do? |
| RIP ZS bulls, down 20% AH\n\nAnother victim of SAASpocalypse\n\nAlso PALN and one other company are starting to encroach on their market share |
| This is actually what will sink this company faster than anything once this bubble pops. All that compute getting outdated while contracts dry up or go unpaid. Really out of this whole ai bubble the riskiest assets out there are these data centers. |
| GOTTA LOVE META AND MSFGT BEING WORTHLESS PIECES OF SHIT |
| they just gonna get called out for doing more fraud then dump again. might as well buy luckin coffee while you're at it. |
| Hit 100k on the 7th and I’ve been plateauing since. Don’t get me wrong I’m happy to be where im at but my progress has come to a halt. Very worried about losing it |
| Nvidiar |
| Celebrate every win sir |
| lmao the mother of all pumps |
| What’s your positions? I will maken sure to do the opposite |
| $69.420k |
| Is it over? |
| IT HAS RAM IN THE NAME! BUYBUYBUY! |
| It would be far better to just build new land based reactors using new materials rather than 30+ yr old equipment that was only designed with a serviceable lifespan of 40 years. |
| nah, convert the abandoned sky scrapers into data centers first |
| I’d have definitely lost my shares to CC if I didn’t only have only 35 of em lol. Selling CC on other semi has been painful. |
| "BREAKING: Elon Musk has reportedly discussed possibly folding Tesla, $TSLA, and SpaceX together, per CNBC"\n\n\nSurprise 🙄 Surprise 🙄 |
| My thesis - more people are having pets because they can't afford kids, but hell, that doesn't mean they can afford to pamper their pets either 😀 |
| L!😂😂😂 |
| Wow very lucky for Elon! |
| Wednesday will be glorious |
| 😏 |
| Yep it seems pretty obvious the potential but the retards here aren’t paying attention I guess |
| Premiums are so juiced its insane |
| Where is trsx5 and bearhunter now? Running away into their little cave after their bias was wrong. SNDK is now at all time high’s as well as MU. Your bias was right for less than 4 days congratulations. |
| 1000% IV for weeklies lmfao |
| home fries. but the crispy outside ones and creamy inside. with onions and peppers and a load of salt. |
| The cats are cool but the megachurch is 🚩 |
| Tots |
| Man I was so pumped I made almost $500 |
| My mistake. Way further to run |
| It's one of the ugliest cars I've ever seen. \n\nI hope this is a Sonic movie type of thing to get people talking and they release the real thing later. |
| picked up 1000 NOK |
| Me and my bro u/enginra love the ladies |
| For all those hyped about memory and space look into MRAM. Can easily double |
| You forgot a zero sir |
| https://preview.redd.it/e3khsypn4k3h1.jpeg?width=1178&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=20ef2ac53c1522488023ff29a0875993f6e285f2\n\nEdit: $3.88 |
| Hash Browns |
| Tbf I don't think tech is a bubble but I do think ram and storage is |
| Why? |
| There is a difference between buying a long dated options contract (ie. LEAPs) vs a 0dte or weeklies that are way OTM... One is a way to "control" more shares, the other is just pure gambling |
| Where do you see the orders? |
| Lumentum sounds like a superhero’s weakness |
| Why would anyone care what the Pope thinks about AI? Who decided this bullshit was “news” |
| Imagine not buying SMCI after they blew the earnings call out of the water with insane guidance. Keep buying the top of other stocks. SMCI has massive room to run and it’s just getting started. |
| Lmfao good luck doing that. Should’ve been buying semis when they were beaten down. |
| If I wave for you to go and you wave back for me to go instead I want to punch you in the face. |
| You guys are missing the big picture. There is an empty gorilla exhibit in the Cincinnati Zoo that is the perfect size for a data center. |
| tater tots with ranch |
| I bought the Volkswagen Stock right before I bought a car once. It went up from 110 to over 300 euros, but I didn’t sell untill I sold my car in 2023. |
| https://preview.redd.it/nxg1nbuj4k3h1.jpeg?width=1206&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c949828ed7d25d22d967c50105a7cbc28ed23360 |
| The calls on MU are too damn expensive |
| It will stay bullish till mid to late 2027 because this administration will do whatever it can to kick the can further down the road and artificially prop up the market. Then we are going to see a massive crash in 2028 and people will blame the administration that will be in 2028 and not realize that it happened because of the policies and actions that are happening now. |
| I agree, it is weird seeing how bitter people are and I can't help but feel that translates into their investment outlook. |
| I feel you bro, but I meant to buy back in, I just got caught up in gooning. so don't goon |
| Don't forget that dude from The Notebook |
| I keep fuckin losing so im buying micron to confirm the theory \n\nGood luck everbody else! |
| Naive retail attitude.\n\nReddit sentiment is irrelevant. |
| If tomorrow red, then buy the dip. If tomorrow green, then buy the pump 👍 |
| Not everyone. Have you seen the loss porn on this sub. Mfs be retarded. |
| Am I the only one that realized that OP's fiance has a boyfriend and the OP is paying for the tickets... Man she must be a keeper.... Either that or he is in some sort of reverse Mormon cult. |
| There may never be such a theta play as there was on poet this path month. The daily crush is just beutiful |
| https://preview.redd.it/60eumkwg4k3h1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c7c2970ceaaecc148c0342478e421ab2aad1d081 |
| It’s saving my regarded ass rn, thank god I at least got that and BB right. |
| Nah wrong, nuclear bomb = less people = less energy consumption = more energy for data centers = calls\n\nOr you can go a different route and nuke = complate destruction of a specific area = more places to build data centers once the radiation chills out = calls\n |
| Shitz fawking skitz kahnt |
| What is your exit strategy? |
| Hello SEC? I understand you aren't doing a lot about insider trader at the moment, but get this person! |
| Wonder who gave donny the idea to make the space force in the first place |
| Isn't that part of what Epstein did? He got people involved then 'developed their relationship', which meant requesting info or landing contracts with the implicit threat that he could ruin their lives. |
These boats are refueled every 20 years. The first isn't a problem.\n\nAnd people are already trying to get old reactors to do this very thing. \n\n https://www.forbes.com/sites/petersuciu/2025/12/29/nimitz-class-supercarrier-nuclear-reactors-could-power-ai-data-centers/ www.forbes.com |
| Not 1 month |
| This idea Can’t fail |
| Made 2k on puts, 401k up 1.2k life is good |
| mas firework show\n\n5 star review ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ |
| Congrats, I might jump back in on LUNR after the drop today, This is the only stock I full ported like a degen, bought in when it was at $5 but sold before they landed sideways, traded it a few times after the drop. Trying to see where this settles |
| +6% after market. She's moving.\n |
| Do the opposite and you'll still lose money |
| Bulls make money, pigs make money, bears get slaughtered |
| Fucking Bitch ass Nvidia. |
| Should have bought puts two weeks out. How do people even get this money to begin if they buy calls on stocks that dump after earnings every damn time |
| **Ban Bet Created:** **/u/DragonflyOrdinary848** bet **LITE** goes from **914.0** to **950.0** before **02-Jun-2026 06:19 PM EDT**\n\nTheir record is 6 wins and 4 losses.\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) | [Post Verified Trades](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1pp3o5t/verified_trader/) |
| !banbet LITE 950 7d |
| buy more but with the intention of selling |
| Euphoria peaking, spy 800 wen!? |
| 345% options vlm change, 0.1 put/call volume... Seems you aren't the only one loading |
| I hope so I just bought sco |
| Hello Lord Paperhands. |
| i don't want it |
| https://preview.redd.it/0p3hjeg24k3h1.png?width=827&format=png&auto=webp&s=b25996333798acc44ca2360de5b44512b0a9f9a2 |
| Why would you say something so controversial yet so brave? |
| Low IV and people aren't going to buy the puts from you |
| Not with the attitude you can't |
| I’m over here thinking MU will hit $900 by the end of the week. Let’s change that to $1,000 |
| Yes. And use the profit to buy replacement organs from bears who need to pay bills. |
| Is 2 cats plus obsessed with a megachurch a 🚩? |
| My portfolio went from being up +40k at open to only being +29k at close.\n\nFuck you bers. |
| Good thing no one asked for it. |
| Everyone's a genius in a bull market |
| Being homeless for a while might teach you a lesson. But probably not.\n\nNobody should send him anything, but if you do, make him prove he spent it on rent, then block him. |
| At least MSFT will recover soon enough, SaaS is only one part of them, their cloud infra will harvest growing profits for years to come still. They're also busy implementing AI in pretty much everything they have. If they can't make AI SaaS profitable eventually, then I doubt any other SaaS company can. |
| 1000$ share, 10 to 1 split, 10 shares of 100. \n\nI hope your regardedness isn't trading. |
| You forgot to put 80 before the 0. |
| I held through that dip to 152 the other week and just couldn’t stomach the volatility anymore. |
| The thesis is, the moment you load up on puts. NVDA will instantly drop to $160 |
| Listen, i know i'am fookd but for some reason i still believe i can make it. But revenge trading after revenge trading the thing is i'am still fookd |
| Congrats |
| Incel alert. 🚨 |
| Money Unknowns is what it is and still too cheap. |
| Enrico no rico |
| vaporized\n\nbullish |
| Any thoughts on what kraken robotics is gonna do? |
| Back of the Wendys on Main St. |
| True king |
| So when this deal finally comes, do I just sell my organs for calls? |
| Hashbrowns or tater tots? |
| https://preview.redd.it/8diws1kv3k3h1.jpeg?width=1438&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=651e6afa58b0daf3a9006da4126066d41f996949 |
| A good accountant can work wonders and steer you to the best ways to shelter, between trusts and llcs and writing off expenses etc. But just make sure it’s an accountant for those very types of wealthy people lol, they know all of the tricks |
| I’m sorry I’m not understanding your meaning |
| I did the math once back in 2007. At the time, $80,000 in COP would get you free gas, and $25,000 free Lunches at Mc Donald's from Dividends. |
| Maybe they were Stockton Rush fans. |
| I had to sell. And I couldn’t buy again as no strike above 125 was available hahahha |
| Me being convinced I was such a genius last week when I’d trimmed MU at 800, watching it dip into the 650s 🤡 |
| https://preview.redd.it/b2inpu8t3k3h1.jpeg?width=1734&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=beec31c018e129b33dc5897d5f22f1891b656322 |
| To poor for AI |
| And, then for some reason, the mustang EV is a crossover that has less of a futuristic look.\n\nIt's as if cars are designed by MBAs rather than actual design teams. Just like movies and television these days. |
| Maybe pull back after $1 dollars |
| Some? |
| How else am I supposed to sing my favorite rap songs |
| As long as she doesn’t get tips while they are inside, it’s all legal |
| Paved bike path |
| Looks like a buick |
| How |
| Was planning to open MOD today but then premarket was too hot. What'd you end up doing for MOD? |
| The sun rises in Seoul as they arouse themselves for a day of pumping semis. |
| Inside her info |
| You wish |
| The ford UEV truck coming out in the next couple years hopefully will show ford learned the lesson you're describing |
| with that said, whoever catches the top and times the short right is printing generational money. |
| Lol normal 😁😂😁 |
| real. will scoff at $20 sandwiches but will drop thousands into weeklies that expire worthless |
| I’m not bad at trading I’m just offsetting future gains so like I’m kinda a genius |
| *draws a rectangle, uses the fillet tool to add a radius to the corners*\n\n*world collectively gasps* |
| Holy smokes. I get nervous buying one month calls then see people loading 1dte puts and I feel less regarded. |
| Good news is you may know where bottom is |
| You can't double your money buying Uber eats |
| It *is* supposed to have some degree of automatic-down, because it's supposed to be a price finding tool. The markets just flooded with hyper-retarded retail money that's expecting 5% daily gains, and they're dumping so much money in (and not taking it out) that it's becoming a self-fulfilling prophecy. It's the ultimate culmination of diamon-hand theory; if no one sells, and people keep buying, it *can't* go down.\n\nProblem is, institutionals aren't gonna play this game forever. Eventually they're gonna note a plateau in price action as monetary deflation and asset inflation tamper the automatic retirement inflows, and they're gonna send the pigs to slaughter. |
| MRVL will rip tomorrow and after hours. |
| I bought stock in an undersea exploration company and they sent me an Xbox controller, it was the weirdest thing. |
| some of you probably used the N word today and it shows |
| Why RDW +26% |
| Except for their shrinking margins and hit to cash flow …otherwise, yeah, what’s earnings go to do with anything? |
| Idk who needs to hear this but making $10k+ daily in trading is not normal and your dopamine system is likely going to never be the same afterwards, that’s all 😁 |
| Dafuck is going on with gold |
| Tomorrow bruh |
| This is starting to squeeze. Up 6-7% after hours too. To the moon! |
| I don't think that's software 🤣 |
| I just trimmed some of my top positions today, if that helps you at all |
| $200 incoming |
| https://preview.redd.it/x2sdf3gj3k3h1.png?width=797&format=png&auto=webp&s=1ecf0ee5a70fc7539a79d7f5249906d677526051 |
| 🌈 🐻 can't handle a raging bull. Also they are broke.\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/fdsg8jbj3k3h1.jpeg?width=215&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=29f55eebd8030c5188f94661c24c86e834402400 |
| He absolutely will |
| Qucy |
| I keep looking at option premium and say no way it will go up another 20% in a week for me to justify this price then it does it in a single day 😂 |
| Are you me? |
| I also am. None of these cars survive cause their main customers kill them by asking for more and more performance. Japan and Germany made millions of these in the 90s and the Miata was the only one that didn't die (but its successor is getting the same treatment).\n\nCar customers don't really want what they want, they want what they can't have. |
| Yes |
| Make it so.... |
| nope. no chasy girls cause girls chasy da money\n\nboth heads on st8 |
| Just look at the orders on market close. Institutions loaded up like crazy, this is just the beginning 🚀 |
| shake your booty around some or put a finger up there to check |
| How many times you post this in last 3 weeks. Thought u left already |
| One day the Nissan Altima will be a classic car. Kinda like an Oldsmobile 442. It’s cool but not that cool. |
| I remember when CRSR was all the rage in 2020-2021. |
| Batman and Michael Scott did this to me. |
| r/birdsarentreal |
| https://preview.redd.it/mdeenx9d3k3h1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dfce507a4f12fdf342c7a621a82bb1b44c50698f |
| Me: ok whatever I'm buying 10k in options who cares it's just money\n\nAlso me: $27 if I order on Uber eats? Jesus I'm not made of money here wtf |
| Buying puts in general is a losing strat. Especially for wsb |
| Enzo also said he wouldn't sell one of his cars to a tractor maker. Which is why we have Lamborghini cars. |
| Manifesting MU opens up at $1000 and SNDK at $2000 |
| Millennial buying opportunity on MU |
| General Mills? |
| Don’t do that. ***NFA*** |
| Yeah, bring the data closer. Make my internet 'go further' by reduce the distance data has to go. |
| Scoreboard ☝🏼 |
| wen do I sleep tho? |
| What is the pope talking about? |
| Good to be scared when everyone else is greedy |
| Nice |
| BEANS Bulls Expecting Another Normal Session \nRICE Rate Increases Causing Extinction |
| Yes |
| they don't that's why it important we name call |
| This Iran shit is so fucking stupid. |
| Social sentiment for data centers is not high right now |
| imo women belong in the kitchen not trading or having careers |
| Like the old saying goes , easier to get 10 - 10% wins than 1 - 100% let the wins compound and don't stray from your strategy! |
| Yeah I sold at $190 thinking no way this holds. |
| On a Saturday?? |
| Brooo... he already lost $100k\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/q9o1f4q53k3h1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f54f683fbf6a4dd7662e2105d247699e010cbead |
| I don't think anyone is flabbergasted by designer brand cost vs retail. Everyone knows it is massively overpriced, regardless if it is clothes, watches, purses, etc. \n\nEveryone knows you're paying for the name. |
| Lol cool story. No wonder you're such a dumb ass with a whole 20 years of life. Must have struck a nerve for you to reply 3x to the same comment. |
| Prob yes but they will also say inflation is killing consumers oil is too high bad for economy and shit will tank. Just watch. I should sell my CIBC |
| Replace the Pentagon with the Octagon and host UFC fights at it.\n\nIt's in keeping with the Department of War change 💪😡 |
| Generational buying opportunity on $CRSR.\n\nSee you at $12. |
| …for ants |
| How do you lose money in this market |
| The death of a once legendary brand |
| How long since a +2%🤔 |
| Too many people have given him too much of the credit for Apple's design work. It's insane how he was pedestaled and the teams behind it all barely given a lick of light. |
| My 755c expired worthless. Not nearly bullish enough in here. |
| Stocks tend to condolodate before midterm elections, but afterwards they rebound. Statistically, Stocks have never posted a losing year after a midterm election since 1950. |
| Ngl a million screenshots of buy/sell but no P/L on the trade is kinda useless. But gratz on the profits |
| I have some shares lol I think it’s gonna go up after earnings but options might have ridiculous IV and get IV crushed with how crazy everything’s going right now |
| Even with all the crazy green, we still have a potential oil price collapse that could take it to another level |
| As soon as we have an MoU, Panicans will come rushing back into the market |
| But the sentiment here is bullish |
| Shocking that the man who is most famous for designing a black rectangle would design something so soulless. Shocking I tell you, no one could have predicted this. |
| Money who? |
| SNOW and CRM may be theta play so either buy shares or sell puts |
| Your supposed to buy the dip not the tip, thank me later. |
| you’ve done it once you can do it again |
| Lowkey poking at RDDT begging it to do ANYTHING |
| Look i am a bull but how does this keep going up hahahahahaha what a scam world |
| yea they do\n\nkeep your port a secret\n\nif somebody see you on an app, tell them you downloaded it by mistake\n\nthe only market you know is the grocery |
| Hey Alexa play Toxic Waltz by Exodus |
| Poll: does bol enjoy rug? |
| Corsair play is so retarded it might actually be working. I’m gonna throw 5k into it and see what happens |
| LATER |
| I finally figured out why I visit this sub so much, dumb people making dumb mistakes makes me feel smarter. |
| DRAM's gonna skyrocket tomorrow for sure...Korea's launching a 2x leverage ETF for SK Hynix and Samsung Electronics tomorrow and literally everyone in Korea is talking about it |
| So Mrvl at top or more room for tomorrow ER ? |
| MU to $2000 just for that |
| NOW |
| Soxl is up 500% in less than two months. This isn't normal. |
| Good, that's what you get for giving creative control of the entire car to an overrated designer who's most famous for designing a soulless black rectangle. |
| that means I must have bought AND sold both in 2021. That's even more pathetically paperhanded than I thought but sounds about right |
| 3 trillion soon |
| NOK NOK\n\nwho's there?\n\nMONEY |
| Lot of salty new yorkers here. |
| Imagine being 40 and still living in mom's basement hanging out with wsb degens. Pathetic xdxdxdxdxd |
| It is going to $2000. |
| I don’t know much about data centers but if they need a ton of water then maybe they should be floating just off land in the ocean. |
| 5k |
| Probably close to capitulation. Maybe another good dump on it to get everyone demoralized and then it runs straight to $500. Reminds me of how they played AMZN right before it ran hard. |
| yes |
| Welcome to the Machine |
| Reverse, like a good cowgirl 🚬🧸 |
| How much money have you lost Ms. Bear |
| One of those things is a split and the other is dilution/share issuance. I beg you bro, read up on this stuff before committing any more money to the casino. |
| To really keep the pump on we need to recruit new investors and convince them MU is surely going to 2K |
| -_- |
| CSCO, INTC, QCOM were all big during 1999 |
| THIS year? ETFs, man, because you don't know shit about shit. |
| LUNR going from +17% to minus 8 is a fucking ride. Still need it back under 25 before I’ll buy back in. |
| Buying at non optimal times. Dw I got faith in MU MU |
| Thoughts on mrvl calls? |
| Personally, I want a crash. Not because I am bear, but for the memes |
| I made 100k today... |
| hey amd bers, u okay? LMAO 🤌 |
| dame i bought ZS when it was 150 so now im back to where it bought it. zero progress made. |
| You already have a bet going - SOXL to 250.0 before 28-May-2026 07:14 AM -05 |
| !banbet holy shit I might actually live |
| They massacred my boy twice: once with the design, second with no engine sound😭 |
| We will make ASTS paperhanders pay tomorrow |
| Oil didnt spike today with us bombing. Im sure it will randomly tonight tho. |
| hey amd bers, u okay? LMAO 🤌 |
| Make it stop 🫠 |
| Puts |
| Belive it or not \nStill NOW |
| Congrats!🍾 |
| QQQ to 0 |
| lol you can go longer than that regard |
| 70k to 104k 🔥🔥 |
| The most dangerous market to short of all time. Not only are there damn near 0 red days, the green days are vicious rallies so even if it’s followed by a couple red days it’s still not back below the last green day before it starts going back up. |
| Lisa Su hates these fukin bers LMAO 🤌 |
| In dolla dolla bills 🥺 |
| Uber is a horrendous stock |
| Still have DRAM but I’m prlly buying more here |
| Market is not a zero sum game. It can keep running up forever if money keeps going in, just like how inflation rarely goes negative with money constantly entering supply. Doesn’t mean we won’t have corrections or crashes for whatever reason. |
| 1 month since a -1% day. |
| In case anyone was wondering, this is what retarded looks like |
| As long as everyone keeps saying we’re in a bubble then we’re going to just keep creeping up higher and higher |
| There can be an argument made to support that. Sell losers, buy momentum |
| Shorted 300 shares AMD at close. Regarded or ez money? |
| It's always broke kid that run their mouth with nothing to show |
| I mean yeah |
| I opened an 850 call at that time. Just wish I had more.\n\nClosed my Jan 350 call today up 500%. MU made me 400k. Damn good from where I started. |
| chewy’s definitely got that pet store vibe locked in |
| What were your positions? |
| I bought LUNR so it’s going down again |
| Sex worker with connected clients. |
| Ye i got burned from microsoft earnings. 😩🤦♂️im scared lol |
| OK QQQ you can stop pumping its really a bit excessive now. |
| We love to see it |
| so you go from 7 an hour to like 11? |
| What was the $NOW $ADBE equivalent in previous bubbles or is it unique to this mania? |
| now buy puts, and get another 40x and give me a slice |
| Yep, aaaaany minute now ... |
| Oil and SPY dropping? |
| It's a bull run. Literally all you had to do was buy and go jack off |
| ponzi scheme |
| Nuked cities stimulate government spending📈 |
| You might just be as well do, that doesn't make you not an insufferable regard. |
| Canadian big bank earnings are going to rip.. but who knows what that will mean for the stock prices. |
| Any idiot bought calls on ZS lmao! |
| thank u for your service |
| You could’ve joined us |
| Virgil got that patek on my wrist goin nuts |
| I buy weekly. |
| I don’t want it beat a Bugatti I want it to look like one. I’m only talking about the body panels |
| You know what. When you put it that way it actually sounds like a reasonable valuation. There are about 1 trillion bananas produced every year. And we’re only saying spaceX is worth 11.7% of the global banana market. \n\nTime to short Dole, bananas are clearly overvalued. \n |
| Oof, what caused it? |
| Announcement of a MOU will result in one of the biggest one-day declines in crude oil on record. Also, one of the top 5 green shrek dildo on all indexes. LMAO. |
| Yep. Theres a page called mildly infuriating. Biggest bunch of butthurts i ever seen |
| Was it worth it? 🤔 |
| Look at GIS. It was a 90 stock and its killed. |
| -60% on my MSFT calls, I’ve been holding for 4 months. Surely it’s going to recover before theta decay begin in a few months. |
| No they're literally going to the moon, literally, quite literally |
| Wow you're so cool, I'm in my 20s btw already millionaire. Keep coping broke ass kid |
| Here, have a complimentary upvote. |
| are you a virgen too? |
| Just officially got the number for the regional PM job offer and the salary is 50% more than what I’m making currently. It’s been a pleasure regards but I’m going to have to grind the fuck out of this job so I’ll have no time to gamble to try and recover my 72k loss. Best of luck regards. |
| I cashed out most positions today. What's the point? Everything I do is inversed or timed wrong since "liberation day" began.. |
| I jack off too much |
| I didn't think we were in a bubble before but I def do think we are now |
| Guys, question, what happens if a company does a split? Do we get 10x shares or just get fucked and suddenly our shares are 1/10th of the value? |
| I’d sell. |
| Nah you can still do that |
| Sold LUNR and rolled into JOBY and ACHR wish me luck |
| It has like 5-6x less volume so definetely less popular at the moment. |
| Basically a Nissan Z |
| A nuke |
| Disgusting Pours |
| Ferrari has made 1 good looking car in the last 10 years (maybe 2, arguably). They have cratered since ditching Pininfarina |
| i'm glad I'm not married and no kiddos I can look at charts and be on apps 4am-8pm\n\nlife is swell |
| Good for you. I just took the faceplant, lol. |
| Not mutually exclusive |
| I can’t wait to be a boomer about shit like this when I’m old |
| #Redditors outside of WSB are overly sensitive constipated passive aggressive bitches LMAO🤌 |
| I hope not 😭 |
| Dude i bought oil calls so cheer up. |
| Webull |
| I hope you’re not selling msft for a loss to buy stocks that ran up hundreds of percents💀 |
| Wh..who predicted *what*? |
| I'm fine.\n\neverything is fine. |
| invest in DRAM and then you can stay up watching the Koreans. |
| my v15 dyson picked up 200 million particles LMAOO. DAME. since alot of you have asked me where i bought it, i recently purchased it from amazon prime using their 1 day delivery which you can get for like 120 bucks a year. super cheap. |
| Wrist goin nuts ✊🍆💦 |
| Realistically 2m would suffice for retirement |
| NOK and CRSR to da moon! |
| That's the beauty of this game. |
| Might buy more* DRAM here, thinking KOSPI - Samsung and SK Hynix pops like Micron |
| What would it even take at this point? |
| #MU is the new MU LMAO🤌 |
| Sell all. Run. Get off grid. |
| $20 is $20 |
| This is the most retard boy math I’ve ever seen. |
| Where would I go to fuck homeless dudes? |
| what if we need to inverse this thought also |
| Don’t listen to all the haters. It will go higher or it will get bought out at like $500 a share. |
| Muuuuu |
| Let’s go MU , take your time …. |
| Toll |
| No, Mr Buffett and I will sit this one out. Thanks for the invite, though. |
| BERS LUL |
| So MU tomorrow |
| Where will the muggers lurk? |
| I saw this exact image being used on Chinese social media already. Reddit should consider watermarks |
| Smth cooking as in gold will skyrocket or the world is ending? |
| Any local support groups for MAG 7 investors? |
| Iran deal is not priced in yet |
| My bro! |
| As someone who is trying to understand options (not use them, still way to new for that) how could he have made money when the stock price didn’t even get to the $10 mark? |
| Rip |
| It's true, wait till you hear about STX |
| What do you mean? Don’t majority of people generally lose money in the stock market, especially if they’re doing options |
| I don't believe you |
| If I sell MSFT what do I buy instead? NVTS? AMD? |
| What’s the name or the app? |
| hum hum humming right along |
| I wish there was a way to hype it up more I already see a ton of talk lmao |
| Sit back and learn from the master! |
| Intel Inside™ |
| WTF was that xauusd open ? 0.7% in seconds then fade out. Massive volume\n\nSmthg cooking chat, today miners were green big despit a red day for the underlying... |
| "My bro" 👍🤝 |
| They will 100% go down again one day, just not anytime soon, probably not until end of year |
| Who tf is still buying crypto 🌽\n\nIt does nothing. Constant rug pulls. It’s a $75,000 penny stock and yet there are still buyers |
| Nah just quit and forget the password. Ezpz |
| WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT 🤢🤮 |
| What's MU? |
| I mean no one likes IBM or CSCO but here we are |
| we are all going to die eventually \n\nticks it is |
| I am in this trade too. Wheeling it |
| Off to sleep again, stay cute chat🥰 God bless you all🙏 |
| No, it confirms there are in fact greater fools out there |
| I bought NASA a bit ago and I feel like space stonks will run up till SpaceX IPO. I’m planning to take profits at that point. If that’s your timeline too it might work. Or if you’re a space stonk believer and want to hold super long term. Today’s LUNR price action shows you how sensitive space stocks are to news. It’s a slippery slope at this point, all the space companies are really overvalued for how much money they make. |
| Yikes |
| Beauty. I’ve got 22c and 30c lottos GOOD LUCK! |
| MU pulling a SNDK now. While INTC is pulling a MSFT |
| Bewbs |
| Value stocks like Baba, Jd, nvo and bmw. |
| Is it...over 9000? |
| That’s not even a pump lol just wait for the shorts to get squeezed. But spacex ipo is soon so I assume that’s why it’s running up too |
| Ah yes. This is the stock GS just re-rated upwards again. What a meme. Imagine being so retarded you buy and sell by what analysts do price targets on.\n\nIt's a company that does massive dividends and buybacks. And it is now coming out clean from 2022 incident with Chinese govt. And valuation and growth that are steals.\n\nThis is the Robinhood of the degenerate Hong Kong, Singapore, Malaysia, Australia, etc. It's so obvious how that will turn out.\n\nIf anything, I would not be surprised if the price becomes significantly higher than before the fine because the buyback is such a huge news. Buyback + Dividend fully solidifies the fact the firm is making money hands over fist and gives back to shareholders. Prioritization to shareholders doing buybacks on the ADRs and with ridiculous growth at a third of Robinhood's valuation all the while new customers are not mainland Chinese? The upside is noticeable here.\n\nThe only real reason the valuation is so low on FUTU is because of irrational fear of "Chinese stocks". But all that is moot when the growth is not from mainland China AND the firm is willing to do massive buybacks and dividends (direct cash back to shareholders). There will come a time when steals like this get properly valued because throwing free money on the sidewalk is a dumb ass decision for institutions. |
| Well obviously but my tits just came in |
| Is it bad when everyone thinks stocks will go up forever and never come down? |
| i don't want to see any MUUUU MUUU anymore in casino\n\nwallahi i went insane, also congrats who gained money |
| Ber enjoying a nice cock meat sandwich tonight |
| Not good enough |
| That's the exact mindset that keeps you going back. Oh this $50k could be worth $500k so I may as well try my luck otherwise I'm down $450k |
| Chewy gum |
| You literally need to turn your brain off and buy monthly calls on MU and SNDK. It’s that easy. The logic part of your brain is telling you it’s a bad idea and normally you’d be right! But the market is not logical right now so you shouldn’t be either. |
| You sound bearish |
| https://preview.redd.it/icvychs81k3h1.png?width=1254&format=png&auto=webp&s=23e2b682b8d9e8b8bfe32b8ec75abd1cf48cfcde |
| So, ASTS? |
| You walk in on your girl with u/enginra wyd? |
| Hi daddy! |
| Ber thinks the ferrari luce is a nice looking car |
| Personally I'd expect another dump. Not a single SaaS stock is making massive profits from AI so far, and I'm pretty sure none is going to be interested in SaaS unless one can clearly prove massive profits from AI instead of speculation |
| People in the SNDK subreddit are saying it has lower forward p/e than MU and is relatively undiscovered \n\nEdit: I had my brother's coworkers asking about SNDK a month ago, and my friends mom |
| I’m paying off my last loan.. gambled it away |
| When did you buy these? How did everyone have the conviction on this type of company? Or did you jump in when the hype was going?\n\nI’m fcukin destined to be broke my whole life and I spend every spare second trying to research this shit |
| Buy in May for gains to stay |
| You could be earning passive income on that bro. |
| I’m sober but I have to teach kids math. Used to be high asf 24/7 when I worked in the restaurant industry. |
| Corsair to 100 |
| Yeah, hopefully they managed to recover a few dollars lol |
| Sorry about your Mom and gratz on the gainz |
| It's legit the worse aesthetics I've ever seen on a car.\n\n\nI understand ugly if it's unique, pushing the envelope, whatever. But this is simultaneously hideous and boring at the same time. |
| It counts answer the question fucko |
| Oh boy. Top may be in. Pack it up boys |
| Atlanta will tell you about my runnin know what I’m sayin |
| just pretend so it doesn't deflate |
| Reminder: a nice ass beats perfect tits 100 times out of 100 |
| hey bers, why is your wife in my dms? LMAO 🤌 |
| Well I am just glad MU SNDK will continue to print like there is no tomorrow |
| Ur about to speed run to a regret |
| Mu, dell up tomorrow???? |
| no cash gang still exist lmao |
| thats fine, i have more money than u have and likely ever will see in your life LMAO 🤌 |
| BB pumping AH....when I can't get in. just my chud life |
| How do people even have this kinda money in their 20s |
| Whoever thought that abomination was acceptable should be canned. |
| Double digits; is that gains for ants? |
| I mean it is a private Bezos company, OBVIOUSLY they'd go with that option. |
| i'm something of a fucking idiot myself and a comedian |
| 2016 was 4 years ago, wdym? |
| I'm glad the market is closed at night, I wouldn't sleep nearly as much if it wasn't |
| Is that bearish sentiment in room with us now ? Every time I go into daily all I see are retards spamming up only. |
| It is critically important that scamming and fraud remain rampant. We must be at the forefront of both fraud and scams, not one or the other. Other countries like Gyna are trying to take our lead. Scum! We will not allow it. Under my leadership the grift in fake magic bullshit internet money and heavily fraudulent and manipulated prediction markets will continue. TYFYATTM |
| If we don’t care about the war since we don’t react negatively to the negative headlines why does it keep jumping at every negotiation headline |
| Whoever sold this put made out huge! \n\nDisclaimer: wasn't me |
| I’m holding 10 of the same calls as you😂 so is my trading partner |
| How much did you make bru |
| Any news on tsla? Why the pump? |
| im down ytd (but was up 150% last year) due to diamond handing HOOD to the moon, then, it got thanosed and so did my port |
| For Sell on May and Go away to work in 2026, SPY needs to drop atleast 4.17% to go to 718.66, closing price of April 2026. |
| Hopefully LITE reaches ATH tomorrow...at least for a second 🤞🏻 |
| When i was little i never thought i would grow up and be obsessed with losing money |
| Construction, I think we’re all high af |
| Funnily enough I was I the line for a much more mid range handbag shop (Polene) in Paris with my partner last year and she was eagle eyed enough to spot that the girl in front of us waiting had a Hermes’ handbag, we managed to google it and it was in the ballpark of $33k USD……\n\nThought it was pretty keen to be wandering the streets of Paris with that much money on show! |
| It means the Fed's reckless policies are forcing capital to chase momo meme stocks instead of supporting productivity in the real economy. |
| What are your stocks |
| GAAP loss was widened, I'd wait a week or so for it to consolidate |
| Strategic burrito reserve? |
| No half my port is already memory |
| Probably. Or sell half of what you put in and let the rest ride out |
| She really would have insider info. High priced escorts bang executives all the time, she can definitely get some industry gossip out of some tech and VC execs to front run. I've actually thought this could be operationalized as a black hat investment strategy |
| dude |
| That checks out😭 and what I’m figuring is that most of the time the right advice comes from OTHER millionaire/billionaire friends |
| Or Golden Gate Park |
| Thinking similar. You’ve got some ppl saying 4-500 line dipshits. I’d be happy w 40 tbh. Hoping within my 6/18 calls are within that window. What are you holding? |
| Just took a 401k loan so I can leverage it on spy.\n\nWhy make only 1x when you can make 10x in the same time?\n\nI’m about to speed run this retirement. |
| This is a lesson that was very expensive for me to learn. |
| Nah. \nMy girlfriend is very sweet |
| Setting aside the refueling issues, the duty cycles on the nuke boats are not conducive to conversion to datacenter. |
| In 2017, I was making like $17/hr with an apartment, Jeep payment, and going out like 6 nights a week. 2026 I live with my parents and I’ll make $90k this year if I don’t get fired before then. I’m so cooked bro |
| I hate MSFT more than 50 Cent hates Diddy. |
| Literally just need 5m in the account and I’m quitting this fuck ass 9-5 corporate bullshit |
| You're right I only trust rklb |
| sth new! 🤌🏼 |
| Because what I have is technically not a job 🙂 |
| Man, if I had just fallen into a coma, I would be up so much right now 🥲 |
| Because these cars either fail tremendously or get overengineered to outside this price range due to the idiot gearhead customers wanting their 15k car to beat a Bugatti. |
| Do nothing. Also how is it a loss unless you have realized? |
| I’m assuming you’re visiting The Darian Gap! Get some good shoes |
| Poor people SUCK! |
| Is HP already at the top or do we think it runs through Thursday simply because of momentum and Dell? |
| I think I found where all the kids who still needed a push on the swings until college ended up. |
| When big rotation into my stocks? |
| You know the answer… |
| Wtf is a 401k |
| Exotic designs are highly impractical for the masses, and the cost to design, set up supply chains, and tool a whole factory get split up between a million cars if you sell a million of that car.\n\nIf that cost is $200 million for all of the above, that's only $200 per car. But if you only sell 10,000 of them, that cost alone, before you get to actually buying material or assembling anything, is $20k per car.\n\n\nYou can buy kit cars like the Bradley bodies that went on VW chassis for less than you could a stock old VW. People realize pretty quick that exotic designs are worth the pain if you've got exotic performance and/or drive it rarely, but for everyday use they start to suck after a few months. |
| Is bro putting me on? |
| 😂 same here tbh |
| I use instagram. I scalp meta. \n\nMy alienware runs on nvidia chips. I scalp nvda.\n\nI own two teslas. I dont scalp tesla because that shit is volatile AF.\n\nI order tons of shit on amazon. I scalp amazon.\n\nThere's nothing wrong with investing what you use - but make sure that company has a moat. \n\nThe general rule for me is "If this company can completely disappear overnight, and no one except the now unemployed employees would care, it is NOT a good company to invest in. "\n\nif any company can completely be replaced by another immediately or has no edge over its competitors, its not happening for me. \n\n |
| Yes buy MUU |
| But you didn’t answer the question |
| We need the bears to continue blowing air into the bubble. |
| $APPS 🤑🚀 |
| CORRECTION |
| Dumbass here with you always losing 🫡 |
| The guy is building his own house and having 120k to throw into risky ass stocks. Golden spoon confirmed and most likely they'll end up losing at least half of it or even more when bear market hits. Dont worry |
| soxq > soxx. why pay double in expenses for the same thing |
| Yea but they read on Reddit how big of a money maker these are but they forgot the cover call symbol nvda |
| Homeless problem solved! |
| Thx bro ❤️ |
| Another signal we are at the top. How many do we need before the bears win? |
| fuck you mean he said it's on the website? |
| Ah man, I know that this is the right thing to do. But I'm just so tempted by greed. My plan was to sell cash secured puts, and profit off of theta to an extent. But I'm doubting myself. I think I'm going to wait for a dip on ASTS and buy back in, after I get assigned, because I really think it'll succeed long term. |
| Just need a quick 3x bagger tomorrow and then a 50% return to get you to 45k. Then a nice and easy 10% return for 50k then you buy meta leaps and you turn 50k into 500k by next summer |
| Bro I remember last time there was a post about this fking stock, I thought why not and bought then thought it was a bad idea day later and sold it for a small loss and you know what, day later this stock just went down even harder 🤣🤣🤣 That guy said smthg along the line of people having more pet or whatsoever and it'll be a long term play but atm no way.\nIt might prob be good long term but I ain't holding it til it hit bottom to climb back up. \n\n\nIt's better to buy some space or ai stock that at least bring you profit in short term.\nShare went from 28$ to 26$ in 3d on April and now it went to 21$ |
| Yes, the sentiment on this sub determines what trillions of dollars around the world do… |
| Just don’t be last one holding the bag lol it’s coming down hard but not now |
| Im getting bearish. And im always wrong. |
| You already have a bet going - ASTS to 150.0 before 06-Jul-2026 06:38 PM -05 |
| !banbet look at the order flow for ASTS at the end of the day, institutions are buying at these levels. Absolute insanity, this shit is going to the moon |
| I think it looks absolutely awesome |
| You’re rolling. Put it all on red! |
| Keep shorting Ferrari using puts |
| So you saw the graph, but it was calling for a correction not a simple dip |
| Should I sell my LUNR that I bought at $32 an hour ago or not 🤣 |
| AI slop. AE industrial partners have already sold their shares weeks ago. One of the many reason it’s ripping. |
| Don’t play earnings you’re supposed to play the day after earnings so you don’t get IV crushed |
| Why a fuckin retard for thinking mkt cares about what's going on in this sub |
| The towns on the border between Colombia and Venezuela are super dangerous you guys should never go there. I’ll be there next week 😎 |
| Yes and yes |
| i bought at 144. rocketed to $380+ |
| That’s why I sell credit spreads. Sell a put, buy one with a 10 dollar difference in strike, and the most I need to set aside is $1,000. |
| It's not big enough...\n\nhttps://www.techradar.com/pro/utah-just-approved-a-data-center-twice-the-size-of-manhattan-that-will-consume-more-electricity-than-the-entire-state |
| Many stocks, not just MU. I’d be at $5M rn if I full ported MU and never sold |
| Investing generally means 5-10+ years in solid assets. You gambled. There is a vast difference between the two. |
| What |
| Don't know, I am sure there might be some people like you. I get 20,000 dividends from VZ and I just have a regional ,nobody-heard-of service provider. \n\nI never thought anything I bought was free. |
| **Ban Bet Created:** **/u/Ban_an_able** bet **MU** goes from **908.26** to **1000.0** before **29-May-2026 05:57 PM EDT**\n\nTheir record is 0 wins and 0 losses.\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) | [Post Verified Trades](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1pp3o5t/verified_trader/) |
| MU’s actually gonna pop another 5% isn’t it cause I cashed out today |
| !banbet MU 1000 3d |
| Squeeze deez nuts you fuckin nerd.\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| "Quick short squeeze dead cat bounce"\n\nYou deserved everything that has happened to you |
| Bulls starting buying leaps in their 401k. It’s almost time to start the slow reversal |
| I working in IT. I bought apple stock at 101 because every IT worker I know has a MacBook and during covid we HAD to WFH. Tripled in 5 years, plus dividends (effectively 3.5 times w/ div). Buying what I know worked out\n\n\n\n\nAlso bought Spotify for a similar reason but it hasn't been as brilliant as bought at 300 and it's been up and down in that time |
| So close 🤏🏼 |
| But its a bull market forever |
| Wow. Gonna guess mu? lol congrats |
| Nice chair, lemme get next |
| Portfolio is red everyday because hedgies are picking on my account. One day I’ll be proven right that AI is fake and real money is to be made in the coal mines under GameStop stores |
| The prince of nigeria would like to have a word with you as well |
| That's some nice cash! I dont get close to that but it's still enough, I just feel like all I do is live to sleep and work on those days |
| Hey |
| It wasnt good. Their capex was higher than they initially estimated so getting new business cost a lot more forcing margins down unexpectedly. \n\nThe hit to cashflow was significant. \n\nThat revenue growth for the quarter was mainly through an acquisition not organic. Organic growth is actually down yoy. With them needing to spend more to get new business their margins are going to get lower and their growth potential took a big hit. \n\nAnalysts are worried that this is a sign that the company is not going to grow fast enough and their margins are gonna be dogshit just to get that growth. |
| I need his predictions to go opposite |
| I was tempted to venmo him 0.69 cents |
| What does she have unique knowledge in ? She certainly didn't buy deodorant stocks. |
| When I put puts |
| Please share how u got here dude |
| Haha probably because they don't play earnings and miss out on the taco day trades that crash their entire daily set up in seconds while they are taking a bathroom break |
| I’m up to $1.16m :3\n\nLast year was $400k |
| If you didn’t make money today trading ain't for you |
| Just you homie |
| I sure wasn't but MRVL has run up a lot. And LITE had a selloff so institutions are rotating \n\nCOHR was up so was GLW so LITE being down was odd today \n\nOk I own too many fiber stocks |
| It is. I have Puts. |
| I too love standing in front of moving trains |
| Nah, gotta go all in again |
| 3/30/2026 was the final dip we would see until 2029 |
| How do bears even sleep when they know that they’ll be down for the 973rd time in a row |
| I wanted to buy NASA on Friday but it went up a lot. Today it went up more 😫Should I FOMO at 42 or wait for a pullback? |
| It is tho |
| Harvesting gains over 60% |
| Ass or tits?\n\nWait you can have both with ASTS |
| should i direct deposit my paycheck to coinbase? they sent me an email |
| we don't need electricity, flights, food, water,\n\nthe most ridiculous thing to invest in nosiy data centers and AI slop that takes jobs\n\n🤡 |
| Moron |
| Nice. It will never go down to $753 again |
| I was being sarcastic but yours is actually awesome, nice one! I only have 10k total lmaooo |
| You're a retard potter! |
| THANK YOU BIBI for pumping up my BB\n\nLMFAOOO 🤌🤌🤌\n |
| Yea it’s not like you could have put on a blind fold and click on a tech stock for the last year and made money. |
| Tomorrow: big rotation into tech |
| MU has a lower than 10 forward PE ratio for 2026. Hardly perfection priced in. Even if it was priced in, it's easy to price it in when the product you sell has already been sold.\n\n\nAMD you have an argument about being overvalued, but id hardly call it a memestock. |
| 753 lol didn’t wanna fomo with calls |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/UglyMort made a bet that SPY would go to 800.0 within **4 days** when it was 744.875 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 1 wins and 20 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) | [Post Verified Trades](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1pp3o5t/verified_trader/) |
| Just bought 2,000 shares. RGB data centers is INSANELY bullish |
| I'm down 63% on this stupid stock. |
| Buy MXL and delete the app for 3 months |
| Are we expecting MRVL to fall? |
| More CRWV |
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| Millennials are worse |
| SPY $755c after opening |
| Cool cool cool cool |
| You're actually highly regarded OP |
| Any updates? Very invested in this |
| Name checks out |
| Risked $200k and made $50k hmu |
| 145k then back down seems about right |
| https://preview.redd.it/keu86xvqzj3h1.png?width=717&format=png&auto=webp&s=192f1d78470f6ab66e49ef97ecd1ee7c28c9b126\n\n |
| Guh |
| What makes you less retarded than me you gray hair POS, tell me that LOL\n\nProbably make less than me at over 2x my age and work half as hard I'd imagine\n\nYou must have some bad experiences to hate an entire generation, did your nephew come out recently or some shit? |
| Japan does that to a degree. For a lot of consumer goods stock they will send you either product or a coupon once a year. On a lark I bought a small position in Nissin foods(the instant ramen company) and once a year I get some free instant ramen. |
| That’s exactly why TTWO will be just fine. It will (and has) taken a dip during periods of silence, but everyone in the market knows the pure value of what they have coming up, and as soon as the smallest peep comes out about the marketing, pricing, Online, anything at all (!) there will be upward movement.\n\nLike, there’s value here, and as investments go it’s as solid as any. |
| The good old reliable spy call |
| im wet |
| Nice what’s your avg |
| Will salesforce dump hard just like zscaler or will it go up after earnings report tomorrow!? Calls or puts!? |
| Shorting the stock like crazy right now |
| "JUST IN: TACO declares the U.S. is the “Bitcoin capital of the world” & won’t let other countries overtake it." |
| Literal bers memes everywhere, bers are in a minority right now.\n\n\nIf this wasn't the case, the market wouldn't be up nearly 10% when it's not even half way through the year yet. |
| Dogs going to the shelter, foods too expensive |
| Not really Italian brands all have heavily utilized external Italian design houses. Lamborghini used Bertone almost exclusively until they were purchased by Chrysler with the Diablo being a bridge between starting out intially at Bertone and then finished by Chrysler internal design team. Ferrari just happens to be a brand that has stay either Italian owned or independent. |
| How is it not? |
| I’m so confused on what to do tomorrow. Fuck |
| The fact that you tied your public name to this perfectly corroborates your poor decision making. Are you actually regarded?! |
| Look into the mirror\n\nYou are bitching |
| Congrats |
| The only job I have is betting on stocks |
| You need like a million $ cash to sell a single spx option. I don’t believe you |
| When momentum is so strong. U could be right 2 times a day but if u want to go contrarian and if u must just stay in cash. |
| Squeeze deez nuts you fuckin nerd.\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| Anyone here completely missed out on this insane rallie because they first thought its a quick short squeeze dead cat bounce and then everyday was to scared to buy the top? |
| MU some good shi bruh |
| I may double my money again tomorrow 😝. 0dte is the way. |
| TMI*\n\n*Too many initials |
| How many times do you need to project grandpa |
| Shoutout to the people who do free DDs and analysis for the love of the game |
| What’s the WSB equivalent of “came in a fluffer”? |
| Don’t be last one left holding the bag lol |
| Thank you for your donation |
| Luckily I’m only out 5k. 2020 bought AMC and ADA coins. |
| Most of them are kids playing with monopoly money on scam funded accounts. |
| same! |
| Retard alert |
| I cant, employer has me locked into fuckn trowe. Best i can do over there is vanguard mutual funds. Anything managed is pure rape. |
| Oof\n\nPeople are going to assume you’ll just gamble the money you get from venmo |
| It is the main reason my account is now in the positive. Just buy 1 week calls when it’s down and avg down if it’s 2 down days in a row. Literally free money. |
| Nah SNDK is. $30-40 to $1600 |
| Does anyone do their jobs sober or is everyone high af? |
| "running predictions"\n\nLame. Should have at least sent it all on 0 DTE |
| I am a millennial\n\nPeople said that about my generation\n\nThey were right\n\nYou are right\n\nGen Z will be fine \n\nYou need to chill and you will be fine |
| Desserts is fancy pudding. Deserts is barren land. Deserts but pronounced like desserts is what you deserve. |
| Just when I was regretting selling at $25. |
| https://preview.redd.it/wbo2jl9ezj3h1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=82b421c054348a39259077d67deef2a134f7174b\n\nOP |
| Man this sounds familiar. I recently just lost my job too. Also lost 14k trying to trade stocks. I’m not flat broke but need to just let the stocks do what they will do and stop trying to buy pump and dump stocks |
| It’s back at $37 right now so I wouldn’t say it’s oversold. The run up to $45 was fueled by LTV contract and cocaine so I think its doing fine |
| Love you too 🫶 |
| I love $MU, it made me and my friends rich. But this is not a trillion dollar company, cmon man |
| You think that makes you any less retarded? Just the fact that you would try to flex that tells me everything I need to know. |
| This is for sure sustainable |
| I bought at 43. Well.... |
| Its coming. 😉 perseverance. |
| 125 Megawatt generator built in. Conductively cool to the hull and the ocean is your heatsink. Convert a missile tube to a fiber optic input. Park it 100 feet down. |
| My 3 shares of MU are doing quite well |
| They are putting the company reputation at risk. The damage goes beyond one single model. At the presentation event not a single person had positive things to say about the design. |
| The data center gulf of America |
| Fuckin right |
| If you’re retarded how do you know that you’re retarded? |
| Middle class extinction event 🤌 |
| Is you’re name Wooderson? |
| What a horrible comment. |
| I risked 4k and made 200 today if anyone wants tips hmu |
| you mean killer threads like this won't help me? : "Stop lying to yourself: Your "Psychology" isn’t the problem. Your strategy just has zero edge." |
| First time I’ve seen a regard asking for a donation via Venmo in WSB, it’s so dumb it might work |
| They do make pretty stuff. |
| I work at a bank and mutual funds are shit, better off buying the S&P and paying almost no MER |
| TSLA gives courtesy whiplash\n\nnot for the faint at all\n\nmash it |
| Man , everyones making money except my dumbass |
| You are likely an all right guy in person, but f you very much |
| shes wildly successful in the biggest bull run in history? must be a genius |
| Well Zs tanked but had good ER...guess I'll grab some shares as gross as that feels |
| https://preview.redd.it/0nig5147zj3h1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=55e563ef00d55c3f5ad212667f5fc0f0c9fd048c\n\n |
| *Marlie Chunger* 🤤 |
| Finally something that will actually benefit the shareholders. Like when have parks ever benefited the shareholders in the first place. |
| Out of your ass |
| bers turning bols is the top signal |
| UPST |
| Why |
| That was a big fuck up huh |
| I'm not playing his games I'll just eat the steak anyways and die |
| God damn my caterpillar is killing it |
| damn too focused on stonks today to know if this was my second poop of the day, hope so because it was quite petite |
| My best guess is it could go to 100$ if it breaks it’s recent high of 36 during the squeeze |
| Trees have never done anything for anyone. |
| Of course, and get melted butter on the side. Never leave your steak by itself, add mashed potatoes too or creamed spinach |
| Bers just need to focus on building out algos so they can shut off their brains to trade. |
| retard can't be happy even when rich\n\n \n\----Charlie Munger\n\n |
| Wagme? Wagyu motherfker! |
| there have been no calls to shut me down by local communities so far so I got that going for me at least |
| I graduated college early and make 6 figs out of college old head, could u compete with me at ur age? Lmfao\n\nGen z and millenials work 100x harder than old fks\n\nWhat do YOU have to offer the world? How about that? |
| \> No wtf thats now how it works at all. Implying market makers have a 20% edge is implying a 20% spread on 0dte options which is just not true except on the most illiquid ones. \n\nThe variable that dominates when selling options is theta, the decay. That's the largest edge MM's have - it doesn't matter what price they sell them to you at. Odds are they expire worthless and they pocket the entire premium.\n\nMarket makers very often go to delta neutral using options, correct. But their profit margin is often related to volatility & decay, less so than spreads. Notice that the spread of 0DTE is almost always like 1cent, but sometimes they cost 3-5x as much if the IV is high. They're modelling that. Other variables dominate.\n\n\> They are not incredibly negative EV otherwise no one would use it as a real financial instrument to hedge. \n\nThat's not true either... hedging itself is almost always negative EV. It reduces the risk surface / volatility in your net position, but you have to pay for it.\n\n\> No wtf thats now how it works at all. Implying market makers have a 20% edge is implying a 20% spread on 0dte options which is just not true except on the most illiquid ones. \n\nWhy do you think MM's make bank? Like tens of billions per year. The good ones make profit every single day, without fail. If you're buying / selling a single contract it's up in the air, yah. Variance is super high. |
| Imagine betting against the memory shortage |
| Yeah I only have crwd, net and adsk\n\nUm and PLTR from late last year that I hope to get rid of 😡 |
| Big respect for the DD! Curious to know what current positions are you in right now in general and more specifically on space stocks |
| The Ultimate Banbet - Penis Challenge |
| Never |
| Same. Wish I knew what to expect if it does pop off but I guess we’ll see |
| Whatever you prefer |
| Gotta wait for these stupid fucking mutual funds to settle till I see how much longer till I retire. What a fuckn crock of shit let me buy straight up nasdaq.\n\n401gay |
| Tarded |
| ...buckets |
| Well, the bers, but they aren't really people |
| Can’t wait to see the depreciation in these. It’s gonna be fun |
| These guys will make you a millionaire |
| You’re going to get railed |
| Respect! |
| What was your profit/loss? I’ll eat my words about the “aged like milk” |
| Should I add a side lobster tail to my Wagyu Steak dinner? |
| I have been convinced that covered calls are generally not a good stategy. |
| We ball |
| Love to see it |
| Same, good luck 🐥 |
| Venmo ?? Go flip burgers before they automate that too bro |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/5hipe made a bet that AMD would go to 340.0 within **3 weeks** when it was 387.188 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 3 wins and 2 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) | [Post Verified Trades](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1pp3o5t/verified_trader/) |
| Bill Gates is funding the release of genetically modified lone star ticks so his investments in lab grown meat will make him a trillionaire. |
| Friendly reminder: \nYOU'RE A DATA CENTER TOO, SO DON'T FORGET DRINKING WATER |
| ‘Nam is over grandpa, get back to watching the price is right. |
| Lite is surprisingly down \n\nMaybe because MRVL reports tomorrow |
| Buy XNDU you stupid fcks |
| 10$ EOW |
| Give em a dollar and take a thousand 😎 |
| I was running predictions as I needed the money to get by on since I lost my job and I didn’t have enough to cover the bills so I gambled it to try and cover it |
| Bought VIX put 😂 |
| prostitutes have prostitute friends, who have clients, who are sometimes important people who have sensitive information, who run their mouths. a tale as old as time, really. |
| MU PUTS |
| See this is the type of attitude I need in the comments. I love you |
| Fries in the bag cuz |
| Why the fuck are you buying calls while it's already been going up a long time and puts while its been going down a long time. You're supposed to catch the switch.\n\n\nBro is speculating about the past |
| Mostly recently RKLB ASTS |
| Wen sndk 1 trillion |
| No room for bears. amirite |
| Yeah cause that makes no sense. Shoulda said 1200 or 1300 |
| Wait until a -0.2% day and then they’ll be out declaring victory |
| LOL! |
| Let’s go!!! |
| Momma said there'd be days like this |
| Let me know how it goes |
| MU is the captain now. |
| You have summarized all of WSB in one post |
| Rip |
| just buy 0Dte calls tomorrow |
| Is the p1vot in the room with us?\n |
| I thought this Ferrari was ugly but quick with 0-100kph in 2.5s. Pininfarina is 1.86s\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/yeegb04ryj3h1.jpeg?width=331&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ece02446dbfb310bdaf04bf15543419ee2961e12 |
| LOL |
| You have only yourself to blame for that |
| Beautiful |
| It’s a bunker for the next coup |
| Genius think of all the assholes on This planet then power them with methane imagine the scale. |
| I can't believe you're still here |
| ? I'm not even gonna try |
| AHAHAH 🫵 NICE VEMNO |
| Probably itchy also |
| Im imagining the amount of heat that thing will produce enough to power Eastern Seabord |
| r/daytrading is struggling to be profitable while we're in one of the greatest bull markets in history |
| \*unzips pants\* |
| I'm a Slytherin so I can't donate to you sorry. |
| r / urbancarliving is where u go |
| I am down a bit on shares but have been thinking about adding more for this exact reason. |
| Sorry man... It's tough seeing it moon..\n\nI've had the oppo8as well.. held too long |
| Ferrari did say that Luce will not be one of these cars that they would require you to buy. |
| are you still long u/Own-Bit3839? \n\ni bought at $130 so still in the green, but it feels like SaaS is still getting hit hard for any imperfection |
| Crypto? Are they in space or memory business??? |
| Full port MUU 9:30AM |
| I’m going to be the voice of reason here. Getting bailed out is not the answer. Accepting you probably have a gambling issue is. It’s just money but still. It hurts. But you’ll be okay. If anything let this be a reset for your life and move on from it. People have recovered from far far worse. Myself included. Praying for you. |
| Over 9000?!? |
| AHAHAHAHAHA |
| We’re proud of you son |
| More of my trades, overall this is th result. I sold early on alot of these and i think i could have been at 100k plus if i didnt but im taking profit\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/3zjwv1hlyj3h1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=79f60bc8db2ec7e82a732f5b0490a4a89b2eb801 |
| Keep working bro while I do whatever the fuck i want while retired under 40 |
| Tomorrow |
| Bullshit is more powerful than bearshit |
| Nah bro time for you to clock in OT 😅\n\nAlso you didn’t invest you gambled |
| No the real move it to replace manhattan with a data center. |
| All you need is a 20 bagger you good |
| Can't share a Venmo without showing us how regarded you are first |
| Why’d you buy so high? |
| I thought of you when I saw today's price action. How the hell did you know there would be a vega explosion on micron this week lol |
| Either bers in hibernation or they reluctantly grown horns and went the good side |
| Wait until they find out about options |
| Just buy normal shares and sit on your hands bro |
| my mu puts are REALLY sweating. |
| How is it unrealistic |
| SpaceX gonna absorb TSLA and get rid of those pesky voter privileges he’s had to deal with lmao |
| She doesn’t |
| How much did you make or lose by selling |
| how does that saying go again, all cops are bers? |
| I’m on the train but mgmt sucks |
| So you are banking that Rddt will be one of the chosen stocks to rally while qqq is tanking? May as well have chosen tsla or msft. They actually work that way. |
| MU powering back up! |
| I have never had a green port what is that like guys? |
| Can someone explain what exactly is happening in this photo. I’m quite uneducated in this space and was wondering if this is just like a buy at 10 on AMD back in the day or is it something else? |
| Software is killing me |
| I think I will buy $10k worth of it at the open with a -10% stop loss. \n\n\nEither I lose $1000 and get out or maybe it starts climbing and I keep moving my stop loss with the hopes of exiting with some profit eventually.\n\n\nI can't think of any other play with this one. |
| Boomer stocks with pricing power are just fine. Walmart can hike egg prices\n\nTrouble with whatever the fuck generation you are is you are too cool for boomer stocks, you wanna live in a nonsense Sci FI world (based, ironically, entirely on the boomer pulp of Amazing Science Fiction in the 1950s and 60s) of Electronic Superbrains!!! and Space Rockets!!! to Martian Colonies!!! so you're not like the old folk. Which will work till it doesn't and you discover too late that rich is even better than cool. |
| Was the initial 250k almost your entire net worth at that time or was it like a gamble no-sweat money |
| Bought Cochlear at 170.....6 months later -60% |
| Thanks, man - I really appreciate this. I’m back to $37k but being a lot smarter and more disciplined - I’m hoping I can gradually make it back. Best of luck you to as well 👍 |
| Bored |
| Clankervision is a funny word |
| SNDK 1990C May 29 is only a $1.73 and there's chance it goes to over 2000 EOW |
| Care to explain to a Europoor who this person is? |
| Have you heard of a company ticker symbol TSLA? |
| This is a proper regarded move, Salute!\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/pe10daqayj3h1.jpeg?width=700&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=819ed141c29bbc27a9580331a5bdc058d54efcfb |
| Calls |
| I bought some today |
| Stopping the short dated calls literally saved my bank account. |
| Crypto dump incoming b4 we go back to something like the old 4 year cycle. BTC couldnt stay above $80000. Much worse for the short term than most think. I would not put any more in until after next dump. Im going all in after that. should be in the next 1-2 months. |
| what was the play bro, at least share how rtarded you are |
| YOU. ARE. HANDSOME. 🫵 |
| it's ten bananas dude |
| 2023 avg cost $50 |
| A win is win👍 |
| GRPN 🚀 |
| Peter lynch. Invest in what you know and use. |
| The best stock suggestions I have received have been on this degen chat |
| Always have an account in your wife’s name where half the deposit go where you invest like a Boomer. |
| 🥭 must of passed a bill that says the stock market can only go up so maybe thats what it is |
| Thats rough buddy |
| ber beyond extinction at this point |
| beat earnings but still drops fuck this market |
| No crying in the casino |
| The vig would end up eating you alive |
| Negative means I’ve withdrawn that amount so I’ve taken out more than I’ve put in |
| Bers 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 |
| Yeah\n\nBut how high more semis can go\n\nIt got to pull back |
| Made $100 and sent it my momma let’s frickin go |
| Wtf. Nothing left to buy but NVDA I guess |
| https://preview.redd.it/qfgr6gm4yj3h1.jpeg?width=1344&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f6a001cdcd241354405ee83e6bab01b9bf1fe6ea\n\n |
| buy weed stocks, then all your weed is free? |
| My god, the 'tism meter is off the charts! |
| Quiet you old fuck |
| Nope you had 50 chances |
| Zs calls 💀 |
| Holding till what? |
| https://preview.redd.it/o3ztcj72yj3h1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0bf578257bc9412d39f45317500c51420340978e |
| SpaceX asteroid mining in 2 years! |
| This world |
| Rule #1- Never invest money you wouldn't be okay setting on fire.\n\n\nBecause that's what you did. |
| She is a sex worker that sleeps with tech people |
| TSLA will run to $500 before September simply because it shouldn’t and it makes no sense. Don’t fight it just ride it and follow the retards. |
| Usually, those long shifts pays good. I usually make almost $2000. |
| Yes exactly. Don't forget every space stock \n\nAnd every software that is going to be needed to fix the mess AI makes |
| Probably a very good take |
| Why? |
| This wouldn't happen because the richest people are living in the perimeter. You'd have to propose a poorer neighborhood like east new york |
| Mag7 shareholders are semi shareholders bitch. They own us and will outperform us forever |
| MU is 12 fwd pe how is it overvalued |
| Bait used to be real 🤣😂 clown ass bitch probably mistaken r/investing with this sub |
| Been on WSB for 12 years, I think the past 6 weeks & especially the past 2 weeks have been the most bullish I’ve ever seen this place |
| bad comparison, calls will have unlimited potential gain until the moment puts gain. Then good luck waiting for the calls gain |
| Would've bought LUNR today if I had more money, definitely think it was overreaction. |
| FUCK I shouldn't have sold |
| You know like what if MU rug pulls all of us cause it’s been a 1T company seems unrealistic |
| Say thank you to them. They don’t understand why you’d say such a thing. |
| Nvda is funding a lot of this. Hyperscalers too, even more |
| About equal gayness |
| guh! |
| Lmao Teslatards and palantards think they belong to the club |
| It’s not about the close! |
| Im rolling mine on fri |
| Ez plz OP, just inverse yourself then make it rain |
| Spiegel says hello |
| 15 hour shift today and 13 hour shift tomorrow, why did I deserve this |
| Can I give you 4k and then you give me 1M back in 2 months?\n\n😂 |
| AI slop. |
| Yes |