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| Awe hell Ricky I was high when I said that |
| Shut up ~~Jerry~~ Michael, you had me at ~~"Hello"~~ "Refinance" |
| OAML 🤌 |
| Wasn’t this cuck saying the filibuster was bad a few months ago |
| Amazon will print massively long term. |
| bro you are delusional 🙂 you probably cry at night when somebody hurts your feelings |
| We are so back |
| Bring back the roasted/baked chicken sandwiches.\n\n \nThey ditched a lot of their healthier options.\n\n \nkeep the breakfast items though, those are fucking peak. |
| Hey bols stop putting this on 🥭. Nobody asked your dumbass to mess around with momentum stocks at stratospherically insane valuations |
| But Taiwan, Korea, and US also do not have their own domestic EUVs and depend on Netherlands, no? In that sense, you could say China is closing the gap. |
| We're in a scared market. Right now the money is moving around in circles, but not heading to the sidelines. That could change fast. |
| If you're struggling right now, just remember that nobody cares, and it will get worse. |
| Theres like literally nothing left to dip |
| talking about long term performance, us "exceptionalism" |
| euroskinny not amerifat |
| 298 to 358 locations…… |
| Thanks, Captain Obvious |
| Where was r/wallstreetbets when Wendy's fell?\n\nWendy's calls for aid... |
| From the linked article:\n\nMass production in 2026, yield target 70%\n\nMass production of EUV lithography machines in 2026, and it is expected that the cost of domestic chip manufacturing will be reduced by 40%-50%.\n\nAccording to the plan:\n\n- 2027: The yield rate of the pilot production line will be increased from 30%-40% to 60%-70%;\n\n- 2028: Mass production will be expanded to meet 70% of domestic chip manufacturing needs;\n\n- 2030: To partially surpass international giants in some areas.\n\n\n\n\nWould you like me to help you understand each of these points? |
| You have some of the moves and vocabulary, but are misunderstanding the dynamics. |
| these bers are such nasty creatures |
| Whatever it is, I'm sure they get paid handsomely... |
| I will be messaging you in 2 years on [**2028-02-13 22:27:15 UTC**](http://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=2028-02-13%2022:27:15%20UTC%20To%20Local%20Time) to remind you of [**this link**](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1r3jkk2/at_last_weve_found_it_pure_retardium/o58td88/?context=3)\n\n[**CLICK THIS LINK**](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=RemindMeBot&subject=Reminder&message=%5Bhttps%3A%2F%2Fwww.reddit.com%2Fr%2Fwallstreetbets%2Fcomments%2F1r3jkk2%2Fat_last_weve_found_it_pure_retardium%2Fo58td88%2F%5D%0A%0ARemindMe%21%202028-02-13%2022%3A27%3A15%20UTC) to send a PM to also be reminded and to reduce spam.\n\n^(Parent commenter can ) [^(delete this message to hide from others.)](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=RemindMeBot&subject=Delete%20Comment&message=Delete%21%201r3jkk2)\n\n*****\n\n|[^(Info)](https://www.reddit.com/r/RemindMeBot/comments/e1bko7/remindmebot_info_v21/)|[^(Custom)](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=RemindMeBot&subject=Reminder&message=%5BLink%20or%20message%20inside%20square%20brackets%5D%0A%0ARemindMe%21%20Time%20period%20here)|[^(Your Reminders)](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=RemindMeBot&subject=List%20Of%20Reminders&message=MyReminders%21)|[^(Feedback)](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=Watchful1&subject=RemindMeBot%20Feedback)|\n|-|-|-|-| |
| Gold, gold, gold, down into mah belly... |
| Alabama |
| https://preview.redd.it/nmqtve2q8cjg1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2f691a3c841fdec0320d2a8bf21a639b3d86f6b2\n\nSorry bruh |
| Wild. I bought WEN$ for close to this price in Mar 2020, tripled my money on shares in under 3 months. Gonna pass this time… |
| Why is Steve Eisman shilling ExpressVPN on his YT? Dude's a billionaire. \n\n(No hate Steve, great videos.) |
| You’re right unfortunately. |
| I was right lmao 🤣 |
| I'm hunting hard to continue my tech trade, and my sister says that she can get me a job as a delivery driver at Amazon....\n\nI'm so freaking cooked. |
| TSLA -20% next week all I ask |
| It is much worse than that. It is a phone survey of randos asking if they are employed and if they want to be. |
| V for Vendetta? Fine... I'll invest in Guy Fawkes masks |
| I haven't heard the word cyclicals, in a really long time..... |
| But my 5 for 5 😭 |
| perfect, I've strong conviction that won't happen. \n\n!RemindMe 2 years |
| That could be the same thing depending on which state you're from 😂 |
| #Every bear market starts with "sector rotation" where people sell growth stocks and rotate into value stocks before everything comes crashing down. It happened in 2000, 2008 and 2022. Look it up. LMAO🤌 |
| No I lost 60% of my port. |
| haha |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/ahopye made a bet that SPY would go to 800.0 within **1 day** when it was 682.085 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 0 wins and 1 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| The stock market existed 100 years ago and it will exist in another 100 years |
| Beautiful |
| you bought 260 TSLA at 430$ \n\nCongratulations :E \n\n:D |
| https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/good-luck-mr-gorsky/ |
| Many of you never heard of the 🅱️eekend 🅱️ow and it shows\n\nSmh |
| bring ber energy into sub so tuesday MOONS |
| “Every AI company is hardware constrained”. Short the best AI hardware producer! |
| ...yeah, that's the same thing. zero chips.\n\nffs, you've been unable to refute even one thing. \n\nhow much social credit do you get for arguing like a retard? |
| So SaaS is dead? |
| The national depth owed per person is around $121,000 now. After Michel refinances - $221,000.. 💩 |
| Oi, buy tha dip guvna!\n\n\n-Inexplicably British Child laborer, New York, 1929 |
| i am european Bro. \n\nHere is your Pizza, bon giorno, cazo! |
| First one’s free |
| We have been since October |
| Also didn't Melania give him the googly eyes once or was that only Trudeau? |
| Fucking bipolar bols as long as market is rising 🥭 is ALL good \n\n\nThe moment it starts tanking fuckers turn on 🥭 |
| They hired a retard to be a spokesperson for Bitcoin. |
| Gonna bring up the Dow anytime I get caught lying and don't know what to say. |
| I will buy every single share you sell LMAO |
| I stopped going to several a few years ago cuz the place smelled like a sewage. \n\nPSA: The bathroom is always just as clean as the kitchen.\n\nRemember that. It may save your life one day. |
| Don't yolo your money away. 7x is a great hit |
| No u aren’t until you lose everything |
| do you all think investors leaving us stocks behind will be permanent or will they return once orange is no longer president? |
| lol what great times we are living in |
| From the looks of most towns in America there’s way too fucking many fast food restaurants. |
| We can still work behind wendies |
| Are we in a Bear Market? |
| Just put the fries in the bag bro |
| I don't need a sexual partner. The market fucks me enough. |
| Great day today. Made almost $9K thanks to buying the dip yesterday. Holding mostly cash now. Genuinely not sure what the mood for next week will be. Should be an interesting weekend. |
| Wait, so why have I been showing up at my post behind the dumpsters? |
| Just sharing a joke. It ain’t that deep bro! |
| I’m sick of this fat ass baby with spaghetti on his face |
| I’m selling CCs until that happens. Godspeed brother |
| Eventually people are going to realize US companies are still money printers. |
| TSLA is at like 300 P/E bro\n\nall the SPY is at 35 P/E bro\n\nwhile your inflation is stubborn and Euro is actually hardening and our stonks are like 15 P/E\n\nbro, capital is required to pay interest, you know so.... im sorry to burst ya bubble, but the party is over, we are Selling USA this year and the next year to come. \n\nWhen Mango is on horizont of leaving, you can have a real growth again, but till then: Sorry, but just nope. |
| Did anyone see the email about private market access through Robinhood? Sounds like we’ll be able to purchase shares in their private market fund which is interesting? Maybe? |
| Welcome to Costco, I love you! |
| Lol, EuroWorkers. Joke's on you, most AmeriLoafers will soon get 260ish holidays a year. |
| I hope so for the both of us. |
| Where can I purchase your financial courses? |
| Yeah my pp is too small to afford anything further out |
| what if we just kept *dipping*🫴 |
| Did you have fun at the casino today?! |
| The children yearn for the broccoli. |
| well, give us that insider info |
| I brought a knife to a gunfight |
| #Bols live in neighborhoods with lots of "cash advance" stores LMAO🤌 |
| I played earnings and somehow made out well, stock's definitely on my radar at these levels. I mean that P/E alone is hard to find on most well established companies |
| Make some Ice Cubes |
| Fortune isn't built on "IF" |
| BIG BEAUTIFUL TIME TO BUY. WHEN CRYPTO STARTS TO ROCK.. BEARS ARE GOIG TO CRY |
| Y’all did this to yourselves. People were handing all their money to you behind the dumpster and had no money left for burgers. |
| just sent this post to the NAACP |
| I thought about it, but decided to have some discipline with my new policy learned after many painful lessons: Sell metals on any big rip day, and only buy them after a big dip day. |
| Just buy LEAPS |
| Wonder how Reddit CEO feels about removing custom emojis after seeing RDDT YTD |
| Baw digga baw d’bang d’bang diggy diggy |
| We need to stop dumpster diving and actually buy something from Wendy's. |
| Oops, forgot this other link. \n\n[Recently, Huawei, in collaboration with the domestic industrial chain, completed the installation and debugging of the first domestically-produced extreme ultraviolet (EUV) lithography machine at the Songshan Lake base in Dongguan, officially entering the chip trial production process.](https://inf.news/en/tech/a03d947532375cdceb569834d8df72df.html)\n\nLooks like they underpromised and overdelivered again.\n\nI told you the Reuters article didn’t have primary sources. The West has been underestimating China’s rise for 40 years, which is why the world looks the way it does now.\n\nLooking forward to your cope. |
| Trail stop usually works for me well |
| well, he is right |
| I want to talk about JPY forex plays but I know this sub doesn't tolerate investing |
| Neverrrr! \n\nSir. THIS. IS. WENDY’S! |
| Where 700? |
| I’ve already been burned by GameStop and amc now it’s silver |
| Don’t mind me, just checking performance of German stock index from 1930-1944 for research purposes. |
| Kek |
| Look at the amount of people talking shit about bitcoin in a sub well known for degen and extreme high risk investing. That’s your buy signal my friend. Do the oposite of what sheep say in this sub |
| Member when the NBA unofficially changed the rules and eliminated traveling so no one would question how great LeBron is. Pepperidge Farms members. |
| ahh the vix! |
| I’m swinging $15,000 worth of TSLA $417.5 puts into next week. Cooked |
| Not trusting the doom and gloom narrative of the past couple days. My calls might open Tuesday at -75% but they’ll print nonetheless |
| A month out from earnings? |
| Boom! |
| Their size and passive indexing will work against them. If retail panic sells the big boys at the top will fall the farthest the quickest. |
| 🤤 |
| I Still appreciate the thoughts though . I’ve Just been thinking about Amazon a lot lately because I can’t really see many downsides to the company past the capex stuff lately and the tariff maneuvering they may or may not have to do |
| Wtf is pam talkin about? |
| you are a true regard if you were in a stage where you are concerned she would flake but also willing to drop 600-800 on her at the same time. Consider it a saving grace. |
| France. Macron is good-looking, so a natural threat. |
| Just roll it forward, that's what i have been doing wrong! |
| "Hey Alexa, you drive like a 90 year old blind man" |
| Investors are flooding into international stock funds, if this continues the us stock market will grow slower. but yeah, it wont remain stagnant all the time. |
| https://preview.redd.it/3ziutpsh7cjg1.jpeg?width=1142&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=64777568bd2a2e5381a4ab94b3e60ca705b96df6 |
| No safety net now boys. This is when gambling gets really fun! |
| 0% down 120 months 30% Honda jazz |
| Rage bated..damn bro you will make it back. |
| Funnily enough Japan doesn't have excessive austerity. They haven't run a fiscal surplus in 50 years |
| BRK has returned 280% in the last decade, I think they will be alright. Besides this theyve reduced risk and added to their portfolio almost all of it winners to my knowledge |
| This gets posted once every three or so months. |
| I'm proud of you 🫵 |
| Dumpster and bj consolidation |
| The fact that everyone thinks this is the dotcom crash means QQQ+20% this year again |
| See guys, i told you that being a Toxic Bitcoin Maximalist is the way to go. At least for this weekend. \n\nFuck Stonks, you all need bitcoin or go and die. <3 |
| It's called "meth teeth". |
| People say that but they won't give me a trillion dollars to build data centers on the moon so we'll never know |
| Grifters trying to keep the pump going as long as they can. Their ponzi scheme needs new investors. |
| Good \nHopefully we see a similar trend with a lot of the major fast food chains.\n\nAbsolute dog food. |
| #These are same dumbasses that said spy to a million |
| looks like a heads and shoulders |
| I got a put and sold it on the rebound. \nNow to wait for some more drama to drive IV up and sell calls |
| > You asked if they had a working machine. They do. \n\n*whoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooosh*\n\nyour own source does not suggest this. your source says it's merely a prototype. your own source says that not only has it produced zero chips, but it's not expected to for years. \n\n**this thread's about nvda NEXT WEEK.**\n\nyou're arguing with me about the current state of huawei/smic. not in 2030. current. (dumber, by 2030... the rest of the industry will also be further ahead)\n\npure retardium. peak wumao.\n\nyou must really need that social credit. |
| and the size of the crash he'd need to win the bet grows. even a 10% correction wouldnt do it when you factor in opportunity cost |
| Thats bilbo bagholdins to you, bot |
| Hey bols get ready for yer evening shift behind the wendys dumpsta |
| You regards should’ve kicked some back to Wendys. You could’ve left a dollar from the $20 you made. That’s 4 million right there |
| Fair point i didn’t even really know the answer until I looked it up. (Alexa , Amazon Q and Rufus are their chat bots ) \n\nI think where it becomes interesting though is that I’m not sure Amazon is trying to compete with ChatGPT all that much. Amazon stands to gain the most by simply making their sales more efficient with ai tools and selling cloud compute . Unless I’m totally wrong ? |
| These posts are literal Chinese warfare on the American economy. The last DeepSeek fake caused more financial loss as a bomb in boat hitting a warship |
| Honestly, this is a massive oversimplification if I’m being real. This also mattered more at the start of the race than it does now. |
| Uppies or downies eventually. |
| You're not fucked if you have that much to bet. |
| While behind the dumpster I heard that Waste Management actually offers good pay and benefits |
| You sound like an Assgold fart experiment. |
| well played sir!!! |
| Diaper Don must feel so blessed to have so many oblivious prospects like yourself live in his Reich |
| Bagholder spotted.\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| Baahdah dah dah dah, I’m hatin it |
| You’ll live in a dumpster |
| Damn the company i work at is on here mksi |
| Regardless if bitcoin going to zero, wsb meme valuations always topping charts. |
| Yes we know. It will break out.\n\nCan't have companies keep growing and stay flat for eternity. |
| and yet, it's only gotten worse. |
| Shiiiiii\n\nSame thing happened to me couple weeks ago with rddt calls. Huge L. Wish I had closed them immediately though |
| S and p sideways for past many weeks\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/bodlmgkw6cjg1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b05736e73801a516b541935e79d40d9650acbc2a |
| bought some gld calls at close just in case mango pulls some shit |
| I’d be amazed if META’s llama doesn’t emerge as Claudbot’s natural competitor |
| Oooof |
| Which NATO country is he gonna threaten after AH? |
| Our equivalent is just McDonald's |
| Wait did I actually make a good play for once? Loaded up on RDDT 220c 4/17 |
| The real life hack is being invested 100% in US equities whilst having 40+ days of European holidays a year. |
| doordash calls? similar ytd chart as Instacart and that popped from earnings |
| The same thing we do every friday night, Pinky. Ramen and Bloomberg Real Yield. Bonus points if Katie Greifeld hosts. |
| Do people actually use that shit |
| Why you bearish on AMZN? I’m buying more dude |
| Step 1: Government prints money\n\nStep 2: Government buy houses in flooding areas\n\nStep 3: Everybody wins!!!\n\n\n/S |
| 2/20 is cooked from The Tampening™️next week. The others are salvagable 👍 |
| but the dollar dropped nearly 10% in 2025, inflation 2.5%+, and the market has been in a bull run. this is only not an L if there's a crash. |
| Roll the fake electric truck down the hill. |
| Home sweet home |
| Remember: Shares can go down as well as plummet. |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/mbnhtk made a bet that GLD would go to 520.0 within **2 weeks** when it was 449.274 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 0 wins and 1 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| Yep! https://youtu.be/XEL65gywwHQ?si=3-T2kkOHQEDbuUfH |
| nahh bro thats conspiracy. Over the long run it makes electricity much cheaper: you can now actually \*sell\* it to a mining rig localy, turbo finance your new Generator, making energy cheaper on the long run. \n\n |
| First my AAPL calls, now my backup plan is fucked.\n\nMAGA |
| THESE are the people who should be running the country |
| And three days! |
| ….What do you MEAN the credit risk is de minimis? |
| Got it... Bro lost every penny lol |
| imagine thinking the feds were going to invest in fucking D-Wave |
| https://preview.redd.it/o2y0vaum6cjg1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eaac5e571348c31c34d3d5224605742f94f9e380\n\nSpy 3 month graph!! |
| Is this man incapable of separating his teeth when he talks? |
| Monday market will be closed for president day. I know for a fact the 🥭, would want the market open |
| Are you doing this because of the Homeland Security shutdown? Or are you hoping people still follow you? |
| I want them to be solid. I just need a bit of track record. |
| Doomer weekend shift starts NOW! |
| Had reservations at a place that wouldve xost 600-800 so yeah not mad. She was 10/10 tho. |
| I'll buy your guys shares so I can shoo you out of the parking lot for sodomy. |
| A lot of those where I live too |
| All form an orderly line guys, we only have this one dumpster to share so let’s not ruin this |
| You hear that everyday on here with roll your options. |
| They switched to Nitrous. |
| How am I supposed to feed my family?? |
| that was the signal |
| Man, they mismanaged this brand so bad, how hard is it to go back to the yellow packaging and focus on making sure the 4 for $4 is actually $4 without franchise bs |
| MSTR was at 457 in July |
| its only been months. but that feels like a lifetime ago. |
| https://preview.redd.it/x0rtoekg6cjg1.jpeg?width=1078&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=724a05dea0565a441ae97c69dcc2617745fcb513 |
| lol |
| There can be only One. Maybe 2. |
| https://preview.redd.it/t8g2ltfg6cjg1.png?width=2048&format=png&auto=webp&s=c0b27f9ab1de1895313892c746a1879a8b8095f6\n\n |
| I had to find work through dotcom bust and GFC.\n\nWe're not even close to a real bear market. Back then there were so many signs of distress, it didn't immediately happen out of nowhere.\n\nWhen credit starts to dry up, companies aren't making money hand over fist, layoffs actually rise, start to worry. |
| Brother? |
| Well, one of us certainly is. \n\nChina has a history of under promising and over devivering. You asked if they had a working machine. They do. \n\nThey’re working on getting it into serial production along with the three or four other tech technologies beyond DUV. \n\nAnd having read the article you should know that Reuters used sources and say themselves that the project is a state secret. \n\nAre you mad that they’re going to land on the moon before the US too? \n\nYou’ll probably say we did it back in the 69 so that means we’re winning today or something.\n\nHaven’t seen cope this hard in a while. |
| You're using the same argument from 4 years ago about "smic yields" that I used to argue with "wumao" online\n\n\nLmao, I was the retard back then |
| Cuz jassy is a pussy bitch |
| I got pampered by my wifes boyfriend today with a gift for valentine day - it was a fully remote controlled dildo for my ass. Happy valentine day everyone!! |
| That doesn't sound right. March sounds like next year. |
| Jerome 2028\n\nThe last adult left in the room |
| You know he pulled those numbers out of his ass. Probably has cats up there too |
| Welp, she jinxed it. The Dow may never see 50,000 again. |
| WEN food > MCD food |
| Do europoors have a Wendy's |
| AMZN and NFLX are going to pump. Hold the line soldiers. |
| They’re not, all the crypto people took the jobs |
| I love Wendy’s, the only reason they’re cooked is because their locations are ass compared to mcdicks |
| At least it's hidden. It's jarring when you see it highliged. Fuk 🥭 for this nonsense |
| https://preview.redd.it/sgqxqmi86cjg1.jpeg?width=1206&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e5f5ebf766d38e77f7b193e8b15358e800da4bf7\n\nUp up up |
| It's because they ruined the fries and keep serving Coke with no syrup. |
| I feel like Amazon made/is making a major marketing blunder not hyping Alexa+. \n\nSure, it’s just Alexa upgraded with LLM tech. Apple ain’t fuckin upgraded Siri yet though. It’s gonna be quite a while before that actually happens even with a deal with Anthropic. \n\nSeems like a great time to be like “Our assistant makes Siri look like a drooling moron”. \n\nThing is it’s still not as good as ChatGPT, Gemini, etc. |
| There's about to be so much competition by that dumpster now though |
| Unsustainable.\n\nS&P 500 is delivering 13.2% earnings growth:\n\nhttps://advantage.factset.com/hubfs/Website/Resources%20Section/Research%20Desk/Earnings%20Insight/EarningsInsight_021326.pdf\n\nWe can't keep having sideways and such high earnings, 8%+ GDP growth. |
| Oh that's what the 50 year chart uses? Interesting but makes sense. That means that the largest single day gold crash in history isn't in the data. |
| Three day weekends are the longest weekends in the history of weekends. And everything is computers. Have you even said thank you once? |
| How is bitcoin up 5% and still under 70k?\n\nBecause it was at 65k. And is going to dump over the weekend. The fake pump is not sustainable. |
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| Sorry I'm on a bus in South America and fat fingered word suggestions 😂 |
| They can’t fire all of us |
| Its the greatest company on earth with the strongest balance sheet, good P/E, and outstanding long term growth potential. Seems like your thesis is just vibes. Ill hold. |
| Yeah cause stocks only go up |
| There’s NO scape… |
| It's a write off. |
| Traders don’t make good caterers. |
| Shootin ballons |
| Shorting coin hurts more than my domme stretches out my… 😳 |
| Shhh. I actually like this play with some time. |
| “No regrets” - who is he trying to fool? |
| What about puts EOD |
| that's good because bitcoin makes me feel like I'm bottoming out. |
| Count your blessings. My date usually stops responding after I spend all my money on the gift |
| I always confuse the two, my bad |
| Calls would’ve been better today.. |
| AI learning to be regarded |
| no they need to be further out like March |
| Once everyone quits fucking with it, it'll reappear at 150 overnight |
| Dont worry, you're paying for the tariffs on Amazon too |
| Alternatively, Schitt's Creek:\n\n\n> That's a write-off.\n\n\n> Who pays for it?\n\n\n> Nobody, you write it off.\n\n\n> Who writes it off?\n\n\n> I don't know, the govern-, THE WRITE-OFF PEOPLE. Why are we having this conversation? |
| Why is everybody in here so handsome 😡 |
| wtf happened with RIME |
| I bet 10% of my port in ibit calls but gave up 30% of my gains trimming on the way up, 10% on hedges and another 10% hoping for a breakout. It saved my port from mag7 calls though. Whew \n\nI think we need a catalyst to hit the next upper range (which is possible this weekend considering Mango’s relationship with tech), otherwise, I think we test the bottom again. |
| Sadly for bears they have no gains because stocks only go up. |
| New stock symbol…PNZI. |
| Sideways since 3 months. |
| They love painpal in r/valueinvesting |
| Interesting , I hadn’t thought of that stuff .maybe I’ll go down some rabbit holes and read about it . Thanks! |
| Nooooooooooo‼️ |
| A.I is such a stupid Ponzi scheme scam |
| so my calls are good for monday. |
| All you can eat |
| lol |
| No, thats your mom |
| YOUR OWN LINK:\n\n>China's EUV machine is undergoing testing, and **has not produced working chips,** sources say\n>Government is targeting 2028 for working chips, but sources say 2030 is more likely\n\nyour problem: you're using the past and present tense. 2030 is 4 years into the future. you are retarded.\n\nhuawei is factually relying on smic which factually only has duv. the aggressive multi patterning they're forced to use results in terrible yields. |
| What is that? |
| The market is open Monday? |
| wendy’s closing hundreds of locations\n\neven the dumpsters aren’t safe anymore.. 😔 |
| The retardation is de maximus |
| that would be tough ya |
| I have 1k shares at about $95 each... started at 122, and averaged down. I think we are at 200 in next 12 months though , especially if crypto bounces back |
| Coinbase puts\n\nDude got into an argument with Jamie Lannister Dimon in Davos |
| Difficult to stay open when more people work there than eat there |
| Er… I’m happier when the market is closed these days 😂 |
| Valentines date stopped responding. GG. |
| agree that it's retarded and also very subjective. but this retard somehow got it right |
| Get rekked bols real decline starts next week. Most of you dumbasses have never seen a bear market |
| He got his start out back of Old Country Buffet. |
| Alright you have convinced me. Calls it is |
| What is the Amazon chat bot's name? |
| Gee who could’ve seen this coming |
| Or preferably up 300% |
| So the fries are not getting put in the bag? |
| 401ks and IRAs have everything to do with it, the largest portion of holdings is with retired baby boomers who are auto selling to fund retirement. The monthly inflows from the working generation is buying/liquidity. \n\nIf the street is seeing a downturn they are doing everything they can to unload their holdings on to the incoming liquidity while rebalancing the 401ks into shittier and shittier holdings, why do you think it was a huge milestone for them to allow private equity to be investible for 401ks? Bags of PE and private credit toxic trash are being unloaded on to unsuspecting retirees at top dollar.\n\nIt’s clear what’s happening to anyone paying attention, the tape is holding tight since October, the tape held tight December 2024 through March 2025 for the same reason.\n\nThese guys always get a heads up to profit while average joe gets fucked.\n\nGood luck staying blind and trusting the corrupt system though… |
| What are you talking about though? Is this some AI thing?\n\nI’ve never used one before. |
| Read about Force Majeure for March and Rule 589 to understand what is going on. |
| Unfortunately not too many losses for me. |
| or alternatively, if there is a recession and consumer spending is hampered, it will be a popular low-cost dining option |
| Who the fuck is buying 25 ballons at krogers lmaoooo |
| Being broke around Valentine’s Day/Long weekend sucks ass |
| We'll get to see a $30 Baconator, courtesy of private equity. |
| The Great Depression ended! ☺️ |
| the article proved my point and refuted the wumao's.\n\nthe single machine (real or imaginary) has made 0 chips. they don't expect to make any until 2030.\n\nchina's totally closing the gap! in 2030! meanwhile, tsmc, samsung, and even intel are still moving forward. wait a minute, the gap is only widening. |
| Had to go and fuck with the fries. Been all downhill since sea salt |
| So mad it’s Friday and the markets closed and I have to go home to my wife and kids for a long weekend |
| elliot wave and fib extensions, p much the most retarded flavor of TA |
| He disappeared in the middle of a multi month downtrend for mu. I still remember him posting in daily about how if the price didn't recover he would be pretty fucked due to a basket of his calls expiring soon.\n\nI'm more worried if that dude held on to his life. There's nothing like going from a shit desk job, to millions, back to staring down another 30 years at a shit desk job. |
| Even with static PE and zero multiple expansion, companies like MSFT are delivering 60% YoY earnings growth. |
| Sorry that you failed to get your cool points with your cool little comment. |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/Shah_an_shah made a bet that MSFT would go to 425.0 within **4 days** when it was 414.3 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 0 wins and 1 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| Why are all my fake unprofitable shitcos red 😡 |
| Sir, this isn’t a Wendy’s anymore. |
| you sir, are a gentleman AND a scholar 🧐 |
| i'm working as dishwasher but im afraid AI is gonna disrupt my life |
| If he bought nvda it be 120 billion |
| The new R2s reviews look solid. |
| Told u so |
| Well Wendy’s sucks now. It used to be my favorite fast food restaurant. JB cheeseburgers used to be a dollar and actually were a decent size. They used to have baked potato’s as a food option. They used to have spicy nuggies. Now it’s a worse version of McDs |
| Just wait when China takes Taiwan |
| It’s the Range Rover of EVs |
| Out of curiosity what makes you say they are losing the ai race ? |
| Mmm go on… |
| Bringing jobs back to 'merica! |
| Hey bols r u tired of winning YET |
| You guys forget about PayPal already |
| Damn there goes everyone’s safety school |
| Calls on pump |
| Today didn’t happen |
| Toodles |
| I blame J.Powell and his reluctance to eat there |
| Never trade in bed. Do it on the toilet instead. |
| Those CPI numbers gotta be cooked right? I just spent 75 on a balloon and shitty flowers |
| I have a few things in my cart. Maybe I'll just go ahead and make the purchase without the free shipping. |
| I don't think wendy's is hirng |
| You’re regarded. |
| This is AI taking the jobs!! /s |
| Yet McDonalds just crushed earnings.\n\nWendy’s just sucks |
| diversification boomers out there outperforming all tech meme stock gambling freaks (like me) |
| Nobody has money to buy $WEN or eat at Wendys anymore. Puts it is. |
| Tons of data but not enough textual data\n\nNo one buys Alexa’s anymore |
| You already have a bet going - AAPL to 240.0 before 13-Mar-2026 05:02 PM -05 |
| Your cooked! |
| He sold the wheels already. Can't roll it forward, sorry. |
| Sir, this is no longer a Wendy’s. |
| Believe it or not, calls. \n\nAs in, call them on the phone to apply for a job. |
| https://preview.redd.it/vllp3fh15cjg1.png?width=707&format=png&auto=webp&s=475bcc738cab2cff4efd68139ea54faee4533ce6\n\n |
| Im of Italian/Irish descent |
| Learn about market structure and historical rate cutting cycles, this market we are in is hard to trade and if you are operating on level 1 of “lowering rates means market more gooder” you will get obliterated. Historically, small caps going nuts while nasdaq and spy is flat or down, in the context of being years into a multi-year bull cycle, is very sketchy to say the least. It is technically a broadening pattern, but it is not usually a bullish one. Combined with massive leverage in the markets, It’s starting to look like somewhat of a parallel to what happened at the beginning of the dotcom crash.\n\nThat being said, it’s not confirmed either way obviously. All I was saying was that there is a significant reason to be cautious in the short term.\n\nI’m not trying to be condescending here, learn or get owned, or don’t and just VOO and come back when you’re retiring. |
| Calls on Miners? |
| Fuck you |
| Orange chicken and white rice and spring rolls. If they do jap food I'd say shrimp and broccoli with shrimp sauce |
| Yes. \n\n \nI didn't have a stop loss. |
| Oh great guru of the dumpster behind Wendy's, please give me MY fortune next. My cock is pointed at the margin otm call purchase button, but currently flaccid. \n\nI shall let your guidance less the way 🙏🏻 |
| Rhode Island has good Italian. There are far more worthless states. |
| UPS site is such trash. Like every site these days is some vibe coded junk smdh |
| What flavor crayons are those |
| itt: wumaos |
| I’m placing all of my hopes in Australia then. I’ve always liked you guys. |
| Still has time but who knows |
| Even after being beaten down, earnings growth doesn't imply more than like 20-50% growth at most for the likes of google, meta, microsoft and nvidia. If pe should remain reasonable. So this may really be the final year where they may just barely outperform the market. |
| honestly, she's beautiful |
| Sir this used to be a Wendy’s |
| I want to love Rivian, but I keep hearing quality nightmares. There are a LOT of them where I live. |
| Klarna stock is so pathetic I might buy calls |
| When and where has deflation occured and observed? |
| What sub you modding |
| Damn |
| Oh come on you guys seem to have forgotten the most important rule of business banking.\n\nIf you owe the bank $100,000 then you have a problem.\n\nIf you owe the bank $100,000,000, then the bank has a problem. |
| Australia has some bomb Asian cuisine |
| We need more losses! |
| The dumpsters will still be there, open or close |
| No, first one is always free. |
| Historically this happens right before a huge market rip /s |
| Congratulations on your first "put call"!\n\n😏 |
This Jew thinks the market is gonna go up. He correctly predicted this recent downturn.\n\nBefore down move on 2/6:\n\n Zachary Mannes (@ZacMannes) on X x.com  Zachary Mannes (@ZacMannes) on X x.com |
| Maybe don't use this stupid pricing model. |
| Sir, this was a Wendy’s |
| A flood wiped out my uninsured house recently. The property is now flood zoned & worth ~$400k (50% of what I paid for it 4yrs ago). I went to the bank to borrow another $300k to rebuild my house and they said that's not possible as I already owe $500k on a house now worth $400k. Adding $300k more would be impossible. I told them just to roll it forward. At first they didn't understand it but after explaining it they all stood up and clapped and wrote me a cheque on the spot.\n\nDon't listen to the haters. |
| First one is free you dumb bitch |
| FIND NANCY GUTHRIE |
| Amazon losing the ai race is lowkey crazy |
| You are about to get PUT into your place. :kek: |
| It's actually called dynamic closing. Just like they tried ti do with their menu prices. /s\n\nPieces of shit |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/cheers-dude made a bet that SLV would go to 100.0 within **2 weeks** when it was 76.36 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 0 wins and 1 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| That'll teach 'em to flood our market with Etsy kitchen shit! |
| Right on! Yeah, I had a good run with small SPY/QQQ bets until this month. Idk, I can do alright with price action but not macro ig |
| EXR just gave someone a heart attack guaranteed |
| Anything but lowering prices |
| And I can’t wait to see you loss porn 😉 |
| Swinging calls over a 3 day weekend after a mega sell off yesterday while trump continues threatening Iran….. welcome aboard |
| The top was me telling my barber how cool stonkz are LMFAO |
| Is he one of the “business leaders” that so many people somehow take seriously? |
| Sheesh your boutta be down -50% at open 😂 |
| 0 chance of a black monday next week. |
| 🎶 happy fun, la la la, human smuggling, fentanyl deaths 🎶 |
| Ooooh im very well aware |
| Yeah, IV was wild on options. I sold a bunch of SLV puts and ZSL calls that morning. I bought some shares under 70 and then calls the next day, and got out early. |
| Going to get crowded behind the ones that remain. |
| lmaoooo if you think ice is even closely comparable to hitler goons damn your generation is soft and fucked |
| im finna get they ass. |
| You are Welcome! Thank you for your attention to this matter |
| Which is quite weird, I knew about that team way before markets went crazy. I assume others did too. |
| Bit tough. People saying it’s going to dip next week since Shanghai is closed for CNY and they’ve been driving it up. Maybe roll out 1-2 week, think much better chance…. |
| Again? |
| I bought 2,000 shares of RIME this morning at $1.21 each. Sadly, my best trade of the last six months. |
| Trying not to get my hopes up, seems unwise. Fun for now, though! |
| This is how a degenerate gambling addict is born. Goodluck, stay safe. Enjoy the gains |
| It's mostly weed now. |
| Time to apply at Burger King |
| Am i regarded yet? |
| At least we still have this.\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/pelxfzed4cjg1.jpeg?width=1130&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d686f2aeb9af1f7d399d884d05623f9d8453a80b |
| Not anymore, we just closed, you're fired! |
| boy I fucking hope so, I would load up on that price |
| I tried but they didn't care. My option was to have it returned and charge back the credit card or have it delivered and charge back every damn thing.\n\nI am just gonna buy off Amazon for now. None of this mom and pop bullshit |
| Wendy’s is trash now anyway. |
| Right, they’re rebranding as a sex bot company |
| 10k in 605 qqq calls 2/17 expiry |
| Please don't contaminate wsb. Go to r/personalfinance. Nobody cares about generational wealth after 60 years. |
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| Do you have a hard time pushing the link button?\n\nIt looks different from the other text. |
| going to get banned thanks to HOOD but I told all of you retards that coin would fucking rally lmao |
| He loves it. Might be the only thing he loves TBH. |
| Presidents Day is gay |
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| What does 401Ks and IRAs have to do with this? They are long-term investments. Their value with fluctuate over the years, but its almost certain their value will go up in the long term. People are not day trading 401Ks and IRAs.\nYes, dark pools bring orders into the market via iceberg orders. These orders come in the form of buy orders aswell, i.e entering new positions, not just profit taking.\n\nIndeed, I dont believe WallStreet is moral or law abiding. They posses the highest level of financial trickery. |
| im doin mexican |
| They don’t have access to enough compute to win. Nvidia’s Vera Rubin platform is going to be insanely fast for training and inference.\n\nDeepseek moment happened when training was most of the compute cost not interference |
| This week -30% consolidation complete, next week growth. Stay positive ✨️ |
| Banbet! |
| **Ban Bet Created:** **/u/ReelGoated** bet **AAPL** goes from **255.46** to **240.0** before **13-Mar-2026 05:02 PM EST**\n\nTheir record is 0 wins and 0 losses.\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| !banbet AAPL $240 28d |
| no shit sherlock, Hague Tribunal or International Court of Justice was created because of Canada war crimes lol |
| We can do Delaware if you’d prefer |
| >beyond duv\n\nthey literally have nothing beyond duv, that was only my point - and why you can't show me a single euv litho machine there.\n\nyou don't know what you're talking about. at all.\n\neven your link refuted you. their supposed euv machine that they totally have and is totally real **has made exactly 0 chips, ACCORDING TO YOUR OWN SOURCE.**\n\nhow stupid do you have to be to haughtily checkmate your own argument? |
| They know what they did |
| Because you're not a trader, you're a gambler. |
| The people that put fries in the bag are too damn slow. No wonder. |
| Like a book |
| Canada banks have stable non volatile income from monthly bank account fees etc and gouge consumers. They also have much tighter ratios than USA banks which means less profit and loss potential ( this isn't necessarily a good thing) |
| You should’ve ended your sentence at “I can’t really argue” since you didn’t refute anything. |
| AI pushed me out of job, market and crypto. Now Wendy’s, where will I survive?? |
| The chain spot? Bbq chicken? |
| There was this article a while back about China developing their own EUV\n\n\nhttps://www.reuters.com/world/china/how-china-built-its-manhattan-project-rival-west-ai-chips-2025-12-17/\n\n\nThey're ofc not at the level of the Dutch, but I wouldn't understimate them. |
| Nowhere else for me, them’s my only monies. |
| I’ve never eaten at a Wendy’s, even though I don’t live far from one |
| Only if he can refinance the debt |
| op looks pretty skilled here tho |
| Wait, it's only 49.5k now. Straight to jail you criminal!!! |
| It's gonna be closed on Monday??? Wtf |
| This is the kinda shit I come here for. Keep going OP! |
| Prescription kibble very expensive |
| The Google selloff bruh |
| Im still waiting for my dad to come back, it shouldn’t take someone 8 years to run to the store for a pack of smokes |
| Ik u fr worked there, this is too niche |
| I’m not sure Tesla cares about autos anymore. |
| We can start our own worker-owned Wendi's... Burgers in the front, trading terminals in the back break room |
| Epstein created Bitcoin. It's going to zero. |
| I need America to stay stable for another 3 years so I can come back from Europe and finally have good Mexican food and ogle Mexican baddies walking by and hear people revving their lifted truck engines and smell the sweet smell of burning diesel, chicken and alcohol vapor. |
| jokes aside, I’m still bullish $WEN. best dividend in the industry. better product than their competitors. closing stores isn’t necessarily bad |
| Did you explain that they pay those charges? |
| “Do you remember where the Wendy’s used to be? Yeah I’ll be behind there at 11 or 12 tonight” |
| I can’t really argue against your delusion |
| Last "free" elections in germany, with hitlers version of ICE beating sense out of people at the ballot boxes |
| he just wanna prove hes different and special who doesnt follow the crowd |
| I haven't really hit any big options plays. I think the most was holding some 0DTEs on SPY during tariff news but it wasn't a lot. |
| Same 😔 |
| Did it work? |
| How much you down at close? What’d u buy |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/BetApprehensive8433 made a bet that SPY would go to 675.0 within **10 hours** when it was 680.639 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 1 wins and 1 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| Trickle brown economics... |
| "But the credit risk is 'de minimis' at this point" |
| But you retards: "Old Buffett boomer dummy, I'm smarter I know US tech stonks only go up that's all I buy." |
| Ordered some kitchen stuff off etsy and these m'fkers didn't tell me they were shipping from Canada. Got hit with customs charges. M'fker!!! |
| Refinance WHERE, Michael?? |
| I may no longer be green for the ytd but I ended today green so that's nice. |
| Futures still open Sunday and half day Monday so yes |
| kbbq |
| Rivian is coming for Tesla big time. |
| MicroStrategy will file for chapter 11 within 2 years |
| Nice one OP, took a day trade on this today. Thing was fucking ripping. Hopefully you took the money and bounced!\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/esstrpcq3cjg1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9b1cfe999a0dee2ade404e66ff06ab1a09dac1b3 |
| I'm gonna need 🥭 to make some bullish announcement on monday |
| After a long weekend? Markets closed Monday? Cooked. |
| fucking rookie |
| woah what'd rhode island do |
| Oh no. |
| What are you feeding your cat? Powdered gold? |
| smoking crack? |
| “How are you?… 😬” |
| Regards we’re putting too many fries in the bag, ate into the margins… |
| RemindMe! 1 week |
| You are good. Nobody said anything about closing the dumpster behind it. |
| I heard the dumpsters at McDonalds are aight. |
| dumbass |
| WEN and QSR are fucking garbage these days. Can’t even remember the last time I went. \n\nMCD doing fine. |
| Exactly. It should be over a trillion market cap for being so deep in the trenches. |
| when bessent putting in his 2 weeks? |
| Real talk, Wendy’s would have been positioned so well to succeed in the era of expensive fast food, if that hadn’t murdered quality over the past decade. |
| we can always deport you to China |
| Imagine not knowing that Monday is a holiday |
| After lunch bears ruined the up day 🙁 |
| https://preview.redd.it/okvtqlhk3cjg1.jpeg?width=220&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=26d5436b96e7eea1b8dcabddb14e5ca16f36642d |
| Stop day trading, stick to a DD, learn to buy leaps, and do something about your gambling habit. |
| Dad?! |
| He's the author |
| Dude huawei already did that… |
| You might want to look in the sink. 😏 |
| JEROME FOR THE PRESIDENT! |
| Fuck, gonna get evicted from the dumpster.. |
| This week gay af for me\n\nMade 2k. I can’t feed my cat unless I make 10k+ |
| A defining characteristic of his condition is no, he literally never ever does. |
| Wendy's is terrible, so is like 95% of large fast food corporations. They deserve to die |
| Today was a good day for the port to be "Oops, all bonds." That does not make me feel good. |
| What about the dumpsters though |
| Insider dolla bills |
| I gotchu bro, I'll bring the lube so it's easier for you |
| Sir this is a Wendy’s |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/ThickAd8588 made a bet that NVDA would go to 210.0 within **4 days** when it was 189.985 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 0 wins and 1 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| The dumpsters will still be there though right??..........RIGHT??? |
| You might want to change that to, “unless 🥭 makes a trade deal or boosts tech” |
| Fuck getting rid of Mexicans man I love their food too much. We should evacuate Rhode Island and have ice relocate anyone who buys a sex robot there. |
| Oh yeah! The market is going to go crazy on Monday!!!! |
| still would |
| what happened in 1939? |
| WEN calls - for real. |
| Nice, make it life changing money |
| I'm offended at the amount of laughter generated within myself by OP |
| Don’t worry guys, they aren’t taking the dumpsters with them |
| I genuinely thought this was audio from arrested development for a second |
| It's the new Mentos. Used to be you could flash an impish grin and use your thumb to pop off a Mentos from the top of a stack of them and you could get away with anything.\n\nNow you can just "You just don't want to talk about the DOW." |
| Where else would you trade? |
| No work is going to get done, recession |
| This market is a joke |
| calls on mu until the world ends. when the world economy is betting on tech and memory is arguably one of the most important parts, mu should be at least 1000 rn |
| Too many of us bums behind the dumpster must have veered the customers away. We will find a new home |
| some beer, pot stickers and pork fried rice sound hella good tho |
| O’really? I guess $14 trillion in American 401ks and $19 trillion in IRA’s just chump change to wallstreet. All these people pumping liquidity every month goes somewhere no?\n\nWhen your broker “sells” you 10 shares of SPY where does the transaction happen? On the lit exchange? Fk no it goes to citadel or one of the market makers that settles it from inventory in a dark pool. The lit exchange only sees institutional trades. \n\nLet’s say I’m bill gates and I want to unload my 3 million shares of SPY do you think he just limit orders on the open market? No he goes to GS and they parce it out in dark pools at top dollar and keeping the haircut. When the big boys are done selling at top dollar they run the tape down and pick up deals at the bottom just like it happened in the tariff tantrum last year.\n\nThis retarded idea that market makers and wallstreet is this honest law abiding enterprise is childishly stupid naive |
| T bills, zero risk with some offset. |
| Uh… who?\n\nIf you invest regularly, with a long time horizon, it’s better for a crash day one, sit there for X years, and pop up when you want to sell. |
| CheeseSTEAK 😂 |
| The joke is that any kind of search would’ve led you to realize you were wrong about that. It was just funny because we were discussing AI.\n\nAnd of course you did not rebut my argument about Western companies pursuing profits because you can’t.\n\nI’m sure Western companies are going to compete with China in EV‘s, solar, wind, and just about any other new tech in the future too, right? \n\nAny day now. |
| holy delusional, batman!\n\n huawei can't get the capacity to make enough to sell pretty much anywhere. hence, why i mentioned smic's yields repeatedly. did you think i mentioned it for no reason? do you think these are just magicked up?\n\nso even IF by some supreme voodoo magic, huawei can somehow make a product that's competitive - they won't have the volume to do shit. |
| Check his latest post |
| Things are getting Frosty |
| Kind reminder that like in the movie Idiocracy, the global IQ is decreasing because the global increase brought by better access to nutrients cannot compensate for the global decrease due to smart people not having kids anymore. |
| Today I lost a car aswell.\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/4p9krt393cjg1.jpeg?width=683&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=34c1333398c8d15ea5735df5a348996caead9935 |
| Unfortunately he is right in a fit money system. Money gets printed and lent out because there is pressure to do so. Yeah it's a ponzi but pyramid schemes are fine with pyramid scheme money. Monopoly needs to be updated with money printers. |
| I'm so fucked if qqq doesn't open like 2% up tuesday |
| not great tbh. |
| Cathie wood hotter |
| I’m tryna munchhhh not drink lol can’t decide what I want |
| It was a joke bro. Look up how IQ tests are scored |
| Officer: "You're under arrest scumbag!"\n\nMe: "Didn't you hear? The DOW's over 50,000."\n\nOfficer: "Fuck... You're free to go." |
| You think 🥭 ever gets tired of his own bullshit? |
| If you have a small account you just play with no. If it’s a winner, let it ride. |
| 5 but not 6, I'll take it |
| It’s technically a sichuan place but I get the Dan Dan noodles and dumplings in chili oil shit slaps |
| SBIT every 🌽 bounce |
| Well, ok. Go ahead and short all the ai stocks. |
| Following decades of stringent economic governance, Japan has transitioned to pro-growth policies in recent years, which have driven its stock market to new highs.\n\nJapan's prime minister Sanae Takaichi even made the end of 'excessive fiscal austerity' central to her election campaign, which helped her party secure a landslide victory and a legislative majority. |
| No thanks |
| I haven’t hit anything since mid January. Starting to worry about my port 😂 \n\nI just recommend hedging against a play if you go that route and give yourself some theta slack. It’s the only reason my portfolio is alive right now.\n\nEdit: oh yeah, hit the BTC drop but that for deltad to 0 from my CCCX play. SAD |
| Go ahead and check them. You won't find anything pro-Trump, because I'm not pro-Trump. |
| Same\n\nWhen I was a kid |
| Or theta crushes you to 0 |
| Ok so you lost 10% what’s the big deal |
| So how ameritards feel living in 1939? |
| **Ban Bet Created:** **/u/Electrical_Maize3587** bet **UNH** goes from **292.6** to **305.0** before **17-Feb-2026 04:55 PM EST**\n\nTheir record is 22 wins and 31 losses.\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| You would’ve been right 20 years ago, but now you sound like you didn’t bother to keep educating yourself. \n\n[Exclusive: How China built its ‘Manhattan Project’ to rival the West in AI chips](https://www.reuters.com/world/china/how-china-built-its-manhattan-project-rival-west-ai-chips-2025-12-17/)\n\nThis is just a shitty Reuters article explaining one area of China’s progress beyond DUV tech and it is nowhere near comprehensive.\n\nNo need to keep living in the past. |
| Yeah and then what you're 20 years older. Some of you forget the big picture |
| QQQ closed 0.21% higher, but the underlying companies net market caps decreased by USD200bn (0.55%)… |
| Dude, not here please, this is supposed to be a safe haven |
| Makes sense, will do the same. Thanks brother for the reply |
| I'd eat the cheesecake, cannibalism is wrong 🙅🏽♂️ |
| Didn't homeboy's bet on holding 350B cash just cost a similar amount due to dollar devaluation and basic inflation |
| Didn’t Warren Buffet make his first 100k behind a Wendy’s Dumpster? |
| That or Morally Bankrupt Bezos |
| Yes |
| What's the new manic bubble going to be? Sex robots? |
| Don’t be distracted, this will pump back. There is no other way invented yet to keep shit going. |
| Inverse yourself |
| Your time will come. |
| Costco sells prepper kits. Calls. |
| https://preview.redd.it/qokwbhkv2cjg1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9ac184cefc0213264a13ba268ad3ef790063104e\n\n |
| Its because I would cook too many beef patties on purpose. Then there would be to much chili and they would give me extra on break. I've doomed us all. |
| TLDR? Will Japan continue this trend?. |
| I started with $20. I've made 200 in 2 weeks. Its fun money |
| 🫡 |
| If I had a dollar for every time this has been reposted I'd be Warren Buffett |
| Futures going to gap up so hard Sunday. WAY more bags to unload at a premium |
| Be retarded when others are less retarded |
| They better leave my house... I mean the dumber, behind the building. |
| That is not real. That is a projection of the Fed’s stated goal going forward, compounded. I just applied the Fed’s logic to the past 10 years. It is NOT about 2016 this is about 2036. |
| Agreed on all counts. Godspeed out there brother in these choppy waters |
| lol like you pulled it’s a joke move, like I already said I know Chinese model secretly being used, no one will put that shit on release |
| It's fine, the East will be the new cultural center of humanity for the second half of the century anyway |
| Does anyone else forget to breathe sometimes? I keep getting headaches because of it lol |
| https://www.tradingview.com/symbols/CBOE-IGV/?timeframe=60M tech software back to april prices |
| You mean the Trump-Epstein files? |
| Hard to see how hood doesn't go back up. Expanding poly market, sports betting, margin interested to regards, gamification of investing. Little overhead and capex needed. Really is no other player in the space-- webull is a flaccid micro at this point |
| I risk the financial future of my future generations by day trading my IRA, are there others in here that are this regarded? |
| Oh no! Someone who can only make ad hominem attacks might not debate me!\n\n\nWhat would my *spin* even be? You can see me in this thread constantly citing literally the two most qualified Democrat-aligned economists on the planet to assess these figures. Are you accusing me of shilling for Democrat orthodoxy or what? |
| Half of RH users are out of jobs! Unemployment Rate was a lie. |
| if you made money today your a God |
| Maybe we can all enjoy a long weekend and disconnect from the tom foolery for a few days. I’ll be on the coast drinking tequila. Cheers |
| I do today 😅 |
| The vast majority of the country doesn’t understand this |
| No, short every bounce |
| https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/s/t928L9DdRB\n\nHe sold for .07. Lost $51K. This is the peak regardism I come here for |
| When reached |
| Jerome AOC 2028 |
| That's my birthday and it is cursed (first circuit breaker day for COVID and Russia invaded Ukraine on that day).\n\nCongrats on the lambo |
| We? |
| https://preview.redd.it/s0tsmekl2cjg1.jpeg?width=2152&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a5c6d528104dbd92de7731267ac62cd759ca81bf |
| You, a closing out 0DTE options and wasting a day trade like a fool vs me, an intellectual, letting all my 0DTEs expire worthless |
| Feel ya bro! |
| I need America to not collapse, because Europe does not have good Chinese/Thai/Japanese/Korean food, and I don’t want to live without that in my life. |
| 💎🤲 |
| Curious where you are seeing data should have higher calls than puts, right now, it looks like people have more puts for Feb 20, 2026 |
| thats THE recession indicator, put on nasdaq |
| Congrats! No trading for you for 3 weeks! |
| 🫡 |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/FarWay9137 made a bet that SLV would go to 100.0 within **2 weeks** when it was 76.215 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 0 wins and 2 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| Just put in for a transfer to a different location. |
| hey same |
| wtf is up with $RIME |
| Breakfast pizza tonight 🗿🗿 |
| RIP |
| Screenshot of position of gtfo I want to know how much money you're losing so I can make fun of you later |
| They gave us hope just to pull the rug from under us again smh |
| Reach |
| We are in the most regarded timeline |
| How much does he owe? Doesn’t owe shit assuming he’s not on margin, but he lost $51K. He sold them for .07 today. \n\nhttps://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/s/t928L9DdRB |
| They been assholes, just irrelevant enough no one cares. Certainly don’t want them keeping my peace after the Somalia Affair lol |
| What a great week in the market, some may in fact say it was the best week. We have never had a week in the market better than this one. ~🥭 |
| That means we’re allowed to talk about Epstein again |
| Which part |
| was starting to worry about my losses but then I saw the Saylor interview where he says if you lose everything you just go get more money from the bank |
| Jokes on you, I'm a janitor |
| Just sold today, not sure if I will regret it or not with earnings coming up but so many stocks are getting hammered todays pump was very odd. |
| Marge is done calling |
| I mean it works for me but if you don’t like twitter you won’t know where to look. I guess study charts I dunno |
| New York is its own country |
| I swear bitcoin looks like it's bottoming out |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/Deep-Text-5909 made a bet that AMZN would go to 205.65701 within **1 day** when it was 199.667 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 7 wins and 33 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| Down 7k this week hallelujah |
| AI could never accomplish what I managed to do today |
| i feel like there's no stock worth investing in at the moment, with midterm, iran also, we're fucked for the whole year probably |
| Bout to head to the Mexican joint with the wife for some margs |
| SLV has been struggling to break $80 after the crash on Jan 30.\n\nGood luck, i hope it works out for you |
| Port went from 100k to 90k.. |
| Who would've thought the commies were not nice people |
| Who’s that Pokémon!? |
| WTF, head of NYSE commercial right now talking like the NYSE wrote its own constitution, has investors join like countries and crafted it's own ideals of fairness, freedom, and whatever...like it's its own country? |
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| Rddt dip is generational |
| Many of these comments explain why AI will eliminate many jobs.\n\nIn the absence of real intelligence, companies are forced to search for the artificial kind. |
| hahahahahahaaha\n\nwhat an asinine, ironically ignorant statement. cool, show me their euv. oh, right. they have none. hence, why i'm mentioning duv - it's their bottleneck and why smic's yields are atrocious. huawei's done well, given what they're working with. but pretending they're competing with nvidia is just comical.\n\nlolz @ the wumaos here, in force. |
| Fister Roboto |
| Check the 50 year chart if you want, retard. |
| SURE YA DO.\n\n🤣🤣🤣🤣 |
| Im a regarded hypocrite. \n\nWe’re all regards here. |
| What do you get from the Chinese place |
| The DOW is not, in fact, over 50000. |
| Got my stock price right but didnt get a message. Oh well mods a sleep I guesss. |
| What to eat tonight… Mexican, cheesesteak, or Chinese ? |
| WSB hostil takeover of DJT would be my exact kind of retarded. |
| 0 here, bringing our total so far to 100 |
| I also measue my loses in cars |
| https://preview.redd.it/8xutr8b12cjg1.png?width=395&format=png&auto=webp&s=50132c6b7e60786e8193e474b56c31339ff74f02\n\n |
| Supreme Court could actually do something on tariffs when they reconvene again on Friday 02/20... but we know they will delay again. Buttholes |
| Good wageslave |
| World slowly realizing that Canadians are also a-holes |
| https://preview.redd.it/q2jl83402cjg1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9174a7aafb351158280363de03c81cb628cc9901 |
| First |
| My calls are only due in april so im praying man |
| “Massive bet by me”\n\n*Shows no bet* |
| I can’t tell if this is a joke because of the average IQ of this sub but it’s exactly how you lose money in this situation. |
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| Always entertaining when the people that call others’ ideas bad have their Reddit profile hidden so that we can’t judge their own stupidity. |
| that's exactly what I am wondering\n\nso basically SPY kept going because they just rotated money to the other few sectors\n\nbut now that those are insanely overbought and are starting to fall, what's going to happen is the index is also gonna crash and quickly\n\nor maybe they just go back to tech since "it is cheap"\n\n |
| If we become majority shareholder of DJT, doesn’t that make 🥭 work for us? Which means we could control the Presidency if he has to listen to us? |
| I thought if your boss was yellow they're more strict? |
| # High Risk, High Retard |
| No, I'm not wrong. You can literally see the BLS formulas yourself on their website and see that the price relatives *only* take pricing data as input and don't contain your assumption anywhere. \n\n\nStop making things up. |
| This is the second time I've seen this quote today |
| Can't wait for 4T worth IPO's to tank the market 🙊 |
| BANBET QUESTION. Is your banbet over when you reach stock price or end of time betted. |
| first |
| Yawn 🥱 |
| Some angry bull who lost his whole port is just revenge downvoting the entire thread lmfao 🤣 |
| Oklo hooked their wagon to Metaverse |
| Hey think about it like this. thats 3k off your taxes for the rest of your life |
| Does anyone trim positions if it gets big, like over 25% of your account? |
| The one that dropped like 26K hoping to hit 208 and turn it into 3mil? He sold at 10:45 this morning. |
| https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTZjMDliOTUycGptbmR0cG9hbDR6bzN0Nno1ZXZiZWc4eHU3eHBhNnAxcXowNDcwaCZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/DAc7GHdqCbmQCtfTef/giphy.gif |
| I dont buy into the retail liquidity idea. Retail has never and will never have the capital to fuel the unloading of such big positions. We are talking in hundred-billion dollar range here.\n\nBig institutions play with each other. They win/lose at a similar fashion, while new money is created through interest payments and the FED.\n\nMarket Makers in the end of the day still profit, they dont care what the market does. |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/Inca-Vacation made a bet that LYFT would go to 15.95 within **2 days** when it was 13.925 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 0 wins and 2 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| its genuinly wild how the white house now claims trump is the reason for wage increase because he has been president for 1 year, obviously has nothing to do with biden managing the economy and the next people who will inherit his mess will be blamed for not being "as good as orange" lmao |
| Is full porting the dip on GLD just free money everytime? |
| If gld hits 500 this month I’ll get a gold Chasity to flex for my girlfriends bf |
| Part of me thinks they do this just for free marketing. Gets people talking about the company and then they go and buy boner pills instead of fat pills \n\nI'm the long run I think there's enough market share for anti appetite drugs across the board to all do well. |
| The best part of all you bols picking up bag after bag for institutional money is they can then buy them back from you at half the price down the line when you need the money. |
| So that’s it then for MSFT? It peaked at 550 and that’s it? You sound STUPID! |
| Check out silicon flow. They solved serving deepseek on Ascend almost a year ago. The key question is training. \n\nEvery AI company is hardware constrained - Z.AI's capacity issues are not surprising. |
| Yeah. And these are real numbers?!?\n\nI’d be scared sh*t less to see the accurate count. |
| Boss just turned yellow on teams, I’m fuckin outta here |
| 115 in 2 weeks |
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| /u/mattscott134 u alive bud. Blink twice if you’re not catatonic |
| Why is it you young guys keep playing options instead of investing like ETFs like we keep telling you to. You have whole textbook on options you can study for 10 years and use some of the money that compounded to do so? \n\n-33 year old former regard that also had to learn the lesson himself |
| JPow is my valentine |
| we all lost money today lmao but the thing is. if you held apple puts dated out next month. your gonna b super wealthy like me ✅ |
| AI, blockchain, metaverse, .com, tulip co |
| If huawei builds a chip that has the same capabilities as the a100, which came out 6 years ago and costs less than then the a100, it will sell out in the west. If huawei builds a consumer grade gaming gpu that can compete with the 3080, gamers will line up to piss on nvidias grave. |
| Holding 2/24 598 QQQ puts over the long weekend. May the betting gods be with me |
| they're not making strides, though. they're just pushing duv beyond where it's viable, yields be damned. this is intel circa 2018, thinking they don't need euv machines and that they can just keep running duv.\n\nif china develops some sort of lithography that's on par with asml's leading edge, sure. they can then close the gap. until then, the gap is only widening, despite their improvements. |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/Bansionboy made a bet that MP would go to 70.0 within **1 week** when it was 60.315 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 3 wins and 3 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| How many Amazon shares we got between all of us? I got 100\n\nWe gotta remind Bezos he works for us |
| Couple names were already axed from their companies, the goldman sachs head counsel and the DP World Sultan that sent that "I liked the torture video" email\n\n\nSome progress, but yes, I want people to "hang" out for a while |
| What the HELL happened to nuclear stocks? Oklo and SMR have been ass for 4 months now |
| https://preview.redd.it/ollvpdrd1cjg1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4db2da1dbba3cdc94d38cdf699d60d9692bb668e |
| Try joining owls capital on discord they’re pretty good alerting spx |
| 300? |
| Is he dead or just dying |
| It’s over sell everything |
| Oh they gonna ramp that up 100% |
| You make a strong point. It appears that the office brings on dementia. That’s two in a row |
| I need a follow up on him |
| Wow, dumped my long puts today and sold put credit spreads instead for Tuesday, missed the EOD rug pull. I’m cooked unless we open above 6870 |
| Up 12.83% this week - not too bad considering the aggressive market behavior. Cut it close with a bottom leg of a condor but call credit spreads covered well as well as my weekly rolled put positions. Decided to open more sells on my PMCCs today two weeks out and made more premium on those today to bump numbers. |
| respeten por favor :pray\_emoji :holding\_hands\_emoji |
| I mean, the Nasdaq as a whole took 15 years to recover. |
| Dang I gotta get my money up |
| https://preview.redd.it/pjggait91cjg1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=69c40e25e49fb0f9e07178ec47a240262c2cd9bb |
| What a cherrypicked metric. |
| Can we just 🚀 700 next week |
| MSFT? In 2026? You belong here |
| Where's Lehmans when you need them? |
| You mean 9 day winning streak for AMZN 🐻 |
| Gracias Garcias! Missed your chance! |
| Sitting on 75 shares, been swinging buys in the 12s and selling when it hits upper 13/14. I think cybersec is due for a rally in general. If anything AI is going to make having security more important and they've been clobbered as much as the adobe no moat companies |
| Exactly what I was thinking!!! |
| which is actually a huge problem when nobody knows what a dollar is even worth anymore |
| Genuinely worried about the AMZN guy |
| Shareholder value needs to be created on Monday. Fake holiday |
| Maybe he's finally found out where it is on the map. |
| QQQI absolutely crushes it in sideways markets like this. |
| I have a watchlist of like 50-100 well known stonks that I wacth every day and then I take a look at weekly/monthly returns and drawdowns for most big stonks every eow\n\nthere is 100% someone that does this better and more frequently than me, but I usually "invest" only in few stonks... so I do it just to have some cool numbers to have fun with |
| Imagine being so behind on Chinese tech that you think DUV means anything at this point.\n\nYou might want to look up their last couple years of innovations in that space. |
| Very likely lol. Costco at a pe of 50 is diabolical. There will be one final epic pump this year then we are at dotcom crash 2.0. |
| Prepare for the Tuesday upset |
| My friend told me I’m so Gooned out he can’t see light in my eyes anymore. |
| You didn’t hear? We’re opening up 2% |
| Lmao I think we are all starting to regret this |
| Don’t threaten me with a good time! |
| Take a look at banner, Michael! |
| good luck pushing duv. it worked for intel. oh, wait. |
| Regard |
| The Orange men doesn’t know what date it is |
| now imagine if spy really correct -20% what tech will do |
| Retal minival with the house as collateral. |
| If futures open +2% and you guys made me sell cause “don’t hold over long weekend” I’ll be upset |
| You still have time…to lose the remaining 3%. |
| Someone really likes PSIX this weekend |
| Having you ask AI was a joke that wooshed over your head. \n\nI’m in the industry. If you were too, one would think you wouldn’t have to be shown this information because you would already know it. \n\nIf you believe these companies actually give a shit about whether the product is Chinese or not if they can make a few cents of extra profit then I think you’ve missed the last 45 years of de-industrialization. |
| 🤣😭 man can’t make this shit up |
| Bought some today, because I’m smart and NOT stupid |
| Market won’t pump again until 🥭 and Cantor decide it will |
| Ones a whole lot cooler \n\nJust a funny meme International Stacker on YouTube does. Should check him out, he's a great source for silver information |
| *whoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooosh* |
| Wow... take a solace in the fact we are as shit as each other |
| I am fearful and greedy and stupid. |
| Thats how the world works. Just keep going in to debt until you die. |
| Rag 7 imma use them to mop the floor |
| My kids school district email: ENJOY THE THREE DAY WEEKEND!\n\nMe, working Monday: (crying) Sure thing. |
| Me too bro |
| I would be more concerned if the volume>OI. That’s how I got the COIN calls |
| So now that this didnt happen, how much money does op owe with the stock closing down today? |
| On presidents day weekend, yes I can see that🤌he wants to rewrite history |
| Gum gang unite |
| 8%? |
| was starting to worry about my losses but then I saw the Saylor interview where he says if you lose everything you just go get more money from the bank |
| Definitely |
| WSB 2026 port currently down 5.8% if chatgpt made the sheet correctly. Biggest stinkers (over 10% down) are rklb, amazon, reddit and palantir. Only big winner is mu. Nebius the only other stock actually up ytd.\n\nMight be worth buying the dip? |
| Mag 7 my ass. We need new candidates for this glorious club. |
| Cause people would rather pray for the world to end so they can make $200 on puts |
| That’s not happening until July 4th |
| Ionq, qbts and rgti pumping lmaooo |
| What about puts? |
| Nebius back to $98 after being sub $70 last week? Holy fuck |
| Sure you did lol |
| Beginning to question my decision to buy Leaps on AMZN |
| Wonderful that my ass dropped into tariff era right after pandemic era. I would call it AI era but it hasn’t really impacted my day to day life |
| Take the win! |
| What is diff between diamond claws and hands? |
| I need micron at $440 by end of next week or else I’m finished |
| We’re gonna see 670 again. When? Who the fuck knows. This isn’t fun anymore |
| Asking chatgpt lol this is why I don’t like arguing ai with ppl not in the industry, banning Chinese ai is literally on every big company work policy |
| I wish...id sell the house |
| Apparently 79% of people trading it are short - this could be another HOOD/COIN where it goes up to flush people out |
| It refuses to go past 696 |
| You must like whoppers |
| I havent had a single green day for 2 weeks straight thanks to google completely fucking me |
| Someone here bought it for like 28% apr lol |
| Gold futures pumping into close love to see it |
| Amz still has another $197 drop before it is fair value. Shit company.🥸 |
| you at a warm 38 brudda. haha |
| You made him delete his account lmao. |
| According to whom??? Trump??? |
| Bitcoin is the 0% no credit check mortgages of the mid 2000s. |
| You caught a falling knife, made of sterling silver. \n\nSilver sucks man |
| The one that keeps electroshocking his dog for the smallest things ? I thought he was cancelled or smth 😀 |
| I have an almost 8 digit portfolio homie \n\nCan’t deny the retarded bit tho! |
| Got a feeling that 🥭will 💣 Iran this weekend |
| I rather work on Monday than lose a day at the casino 😕 |
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| Turn back now |
| I don't, it's just the trend |
| You take a loss only if you sell.\n\n |
| Just gamble bro, it's that easy. |
| "ath" is a weird metric, because, looking at just numbers makes no sense, considering inflation, what matters is performance and the spy is basically stuck |
| Take me back to when we were all putting buy limits on spy 420.69 for the memes. |
| Shanghai stock market is closed for a week. Gonna be a wild ride\n\nI hope you've got some diamond claws and intestinal fortitude |
| damn he’s just like me fr |
| It has to be sitting on the lot to be worth $25k again lol |
| Pretty much what I’m betting my December expiring calls on for SHOP & NET |
| https://youtube.com/shorts/DKJRb8BcQck?si=pxUso9XrEZ8k33Jp |
| Amzn easiest play |
| You have to be insane to be holding stocks/metals/calls over this weekend |
| I hate the overuse of the word “generational” but MSFT is indeed a generational buying opportunity at 400 & below… if you haven’t loaded up what are you waiting for? |
| You still exist? Time to investigate bad bunny! |
| Just need it to go up about 700% |
| How you keeping an eye on everything between the different sectors mooning and crashing? I can get defense and energy but consumer I’m just confused. |
| Western telecommunication companies have huawei parts all over them. Governments gave them billions to rip out and replace the parts but of course there were random cost overruns and the projects never got finished.\n\n\nAs far as using deep seat for profit, go to your favorite AI chatbot and ask “what western companies use deepseek” and you’ll see a host of them integrating and experimenting with it.\n\nSometimes you can just be wrong and it’s OK. |
| i did at open around 590 |
| Give it time. You will be impressed with how fast it goes away. |
| Fuck now I have to get back on that cesspool of an app 😭 |
| yeah, must’ve been a mini squeeze |
| Did you get out before EOD? |
| usually it doesn't feel like so for the man but it does alot |
| It took MSFT almost 15 years to make a new ATH after the dotcom bubble burst.. and regards in here complain it's back at 2024 prices 🫡 |
| The MOMENT T said dow 100k the whole market went into a tailspin... guy literally top ticked the market... |
| Wtf when did Guy Pearce become a crypto bro?! |
| Paying for entertainment |
| Is this all 0DTE? |
| So I need to work? Since the market it’s closed on Monday 😞😞 |
| Afraid you're a day too late. GLM5 already dropped and was supposedly trained on Ascend. Don't think it'll move anything if DS announces similar. Although perhaps there are a lot of regards out there that have only heard of DS |
| well they did say the S&P is ALMOST at 7000 |
| 1) students using it to not learn? Ahhh dumbing them down I see\n\n2) writing lesson plans? Good lord I would want a refund if I was in that course. I would hope the teacher wouldn’t want a hallucination machine to teach us slop.\n\n3) the price the school pays is massively subsidized by capital. No one makes money on AI except NVIDIA and construction companies building data centers. Thats it.\n\n4) I can tell you authoritatively its useless. |
| If BTC drops to 50k, does MSTR open at 50 or 45? LMAO. |
| Oh shit dude. Are these still open? |
| Gold is the new VIX |
| AMD Green 😀 |
| I blinked twice and didn’t get the chance to sell puts. Fuckin mm |
| stop minimizing their actions by using teletubby language. If you're old enough to 0dte you're old enough to use the big boy words. |
| Cool the flame bro. This is how legends are built. I’ll be back up here bagging 6 figure gainz. Just need sum time |
| Even then i ll find a way to fuck it up |
| These are the scammers that became rich off of bitcoin and they dont know a lick about the first thing in life. |
| wowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww |
| Meme thief |
| Monday holidays are a disgrace and should be banned |
| Bro how hard is it for people to just buy stocks so they go up well all be fucking rich |
| Does V day matter as much? Even after marriage? |
| Hilarious, though, how the Biden stock market was held back by Orange and his disastrous trading policies in 2025, and it started rallying the moment he eased those disastrous policies a bit. Now we’re basically stuck. I wonder if SPY will remain under 700 for the whole year or just for a few months. |
| If you don’t understand Bitcoin you won’t understand MSTR or Michael Saylor. Your opinion matters after you’ve read the Bitcoin Standard and understand it. |
| I’m a bear 🐻,so we don’t lose money on red days! |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/ilovecuckoldsss made a bet that SPY would go to 671.61733 within **3 days** when it was 692.389 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 0 wins and 4 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| Ask Michael Saylor because he's got it covered! |
| Why? |
| he’s busy lil bro |
| Your entire comment is assumptions built on more assumptions. If it looks like he's bankrupted and is about to sell off thr bitcoins, most of that will be priced in anyways considering the exact amount that he holds and would have to sell is public information. You're talking like the price won't move until the moment michael presses the "sell all" button. Doesnt work that way |
| Bers must think they’re the fucking shit now LMAO |
| My girls nickname is SPY cause I give her money and never get anything in return |
| If you keep doing high volatility plays, eventually you'll hit something. The real magic is hitting another one with those gains. It's rare, but it does happen.\n\nYou can change your life in a week, just be smart about it. Don't play with rent money or go into debt, but also don't be afraid to push it once that first hits. Fuck working for 30 years to maybe retire house poor |
| Maybe sit on your hands for 3 hours and then get filthy rich |
| Being a guy is not easy, you turn 12 yrs old and now you're competing with CEO's, bankers and politicians for girls your age. |
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| emerged from the depths of hell |
| My kids that now have to live in the woods with me say both are terrible |
| Put both a call and put options at 65k and print money |
| He looks like a TV host from North Korea or Iran |
| https://preview.redd.it/0o30qq2jzbjg1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f4f82824446699b6cd24df2e5a42c469f05026c2 |
| Better have long dates ! theta love weekends and on monday the market it’s closed. |
| it may be ur last aswell |
| Yes, I read that institutions are rotating into defensive stocks i.e consumer staples and utilities. Given that ES/NQ are tech-heavy, its obvious they will take a hit. But its been nearly half of a year, and most big-caps reported positive earnings (Unless they were fabricated aswell)\n\nWhy would they give us fake numbers tho? |
| Both are abysmal |
| if nvda doesnt have infinite revenue and agi in 1 week type shit on earnings, whole tech sector will blow up |
| Could you at least watch? 🥺👉👈 |
| Jordan Peterson made it a career to tell men to be an active participant in their own lives. Call to action he calls it. Only to end up addicted to benzos and dying |
| I don’t know why you keep pulling arguments out of the air, named one big western company using huawei chip and deepseek model for profit |
| Lost decade |
| putting you on my inverse WSB banbet list |
| Just fold it in |
| If bears even won more than they lose, the markets would be at zero. Bears suck and are usually wrong.\n\nUgly, stupid and smelly too. Smell like fartass |
| If you get through the next hour, you’re golden. Btw, I’m in Massachusetts with two feet of snow on the ground, checking the LAX temp. What does that say about me? |
| You realize even the best open source models need NVIDIA GPUs for inference, not just training? That’s why Z.AI was having trouble serving GLM 5.0, they said they were pushing their chips (NVIDIA chips) to the max. Market may still react but long term this is the opposite of bearish for Nvidia. |
| Mega bullish |
| A thesis is something you support with an argument. This feels more like a vibesis |
| https://preview.redd.it/ubfnz7lezbjg1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=61ff8e4a22f01164874a27a49e4e8e8ce538f56f\n\n |
| I have the absurd ability to fuck it up in the early hours of the market and than stepwise trade the rest of the day to almost break even. Essentially just waisting my time |
| I'm going to have to remember "the risk is de minimus at this point" to use with my boss. |
| Welcome, to the Rewarded |
| The edging doesn’t stop 😩 |
| And bulls will still spazz out and declare victory every single time it goes from 68x to 69x like they won the superbowl, all the way through 2030. |
| Op how did you get this money to begin with? I am curious not trying to shame. |
| Yo, what’s up |
| Just to be clear, lenders hate volatility. He's saying the opposite of the truth. And also, this is very basic finance. |
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| It's a bit of a cultural thing - but if the model is any good, they will for sure announce it before or during LNY. \n\nLNY is like the deadline for an "annual review" |
| Gold highest weekly close in history - $5034/oz |
| !banbet ASTS 100 17d |
| Need to hit up my wife’s bf after this week |
| i missed the bottom didn't i? RDDT is going to shoot up 20% on Tuesday but if I buy now, the algos will rocket it down even further. |
| U |
| Your gambling brotha your not trading lol |
| Share the links to your library for science. |
| That's nothing. Dave Chappelle was frying up T-Rex eggs in his crib. |
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| Desperately need NVDA to remain rangebkund |
| Bought a single march 20th $85 ASTS call right before close. Either it'll flop or it'll print and I'll kick myself for not full porting 💀 |
| Well…time to bet the house and car |
| It is the year 2030. Spy still hasn’t broken 700 |
| COIN ran up from earnings not because it was good but because it wasn't as shit as expected? |
| sold my calls for a loss, not holding thru weekend and 3 days market close, mango gonna do some crazy shit probably, back in next week if nvda keep drilling to 170 |
| Inflation numbers so cooked 🥭 didn’t even put out a truth about it. He’s like they ain’t holding me liable for that shit lmao |
| Im FUCKED from this stock |
| I feel bad for those of you with 1DTEs that have to wait until Tuesday for the casino 🤢 |
| Free money to MM |
| The index is going up because the strength of the dollar is decreasing, along with inflation (regardless of what the cooked government books say).\n\nThe middle class is getting wiped out of existence. It’s becoming the wealthy and everyone else. |
| Same. My 420c 3/20’s are down 22% but I’m holding these through |
| I made an observation that during some holidays (when markets are closed) we get something spicy ala Maduro kidnapping, Greenland drama. I am wondering whether something will happen during the prolong weekend as well. |
| I hope your market pullout game is as good as your sex pullout game. |
| Today was alright but this week overall sucked.\n\nWe all wish we could go back in time to Monday and sell everything |
| >is de minimis\n\nThat's what I always tell the auditors when they ask inconvenient questions |
| Just checked AMZN’s price… |
| i would encourage everyone here to try the chinese models at some point. personally, i like how they're not as sycophanty as US models. no self help or flowery language. |
| Does making 6 count as losing 4? |
| Worst you can do is lose everything. What's the risk if you have nothing to begin with? |
| Yikes |