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| Well after getting my ass blown out during the spy crab walk, I revenge trades 285p's for almost 5k in profit so not bad, but riding 50 contracts at a time on margin is a tad stressful |
| CVNA should’ve been a crypto token, it’s on the wrong market |
| Morganfreemanpointingup.jpeg |
| Uh, what are you even trying to say here |
| CVNA might even beat Bobby Flay the way they cooked |
| I'm great. It's just obvious propaganda. Anyone can see their intentions. The only ones that keep falling for it are the baby boomers which by the way will be gone soon, and with them the support for Israel. So enjoy it while you can. Won't be able to kirk everyone that disagrees with you. Bye bye, I'll be a good goyim I promise master 😘 |
| So we are just going to ignore $WEN? |
| You meet 50% of the requirements to be here, being retarded, but you're missing the other 50% where you piss your money away on options contracts. You can stay but you have to be quiet |
| American millenials should stop complaining about prices, cut out the starbucks, avacado toast and learn to make backdoor porch hooch in a bootleg distillery and marry their cousins like their forefathers did before them |
| Crazy that CVNA puts were almost 3,000 fucking dollars per put at the money for a 2DTE and they still are looking like they are gonna double or more in the morning. |
| Cvna biggest investor is Jorge Droyde |
| Give them a time. File it by noon. Not today they are idiots you have to spell it out. |
| Most would fold by March 1997 |
| Newcastle |
| Is the entire point of the US stock market just for big money to steal as much money as they possibly can from the degenerates on WSB |
| I would hope not, it’s the cost of a good lunch these days…\n\nWas just thinking that 10 contracts for $800, and sold with $3950 profit, the fabled 5:1 R:R trade ie 5 bagger in 2 minutes … |
| You don't care, but you would 100% be sending a screenshot of this around the office and to your buddies. |
| Ah it's the famous AleaBito, the guy who pump-n-dumps shitcos. \n\nEver heard of OrangePi's? Radxa's? BananaPi's? The list goes on...\n\nYou can literally get a 4GB 4CPU 1GPU SBC for 25USD from China. \n\nAnyone with hobbies around IoT knows this and rarely ever buys RPis.\n\nSurprised your LLM-powered research didn't tell you that. |
| will dash go below $170 again? |
| You are regarded if you think your call credit spread would have made you a millionaire even if CVNA went down. |
| That’s old |
| Does femboy count |
| BREAKING NEWS: NO RATE CUT FOR THE REST OF THE YEAR |
| Getting tired of training and managing all these gen Z college grads with authority issues stemming from horrible or lack of parental figures. \n\nLook you little shit if I order you to file that fucking TPS report today, its not fuck around your phone for 3 hours then file it 5 mins before closing time which means my ass has to stay late just to review and submit it. Some days I want go WWE wrestlemania on these young punks. |
| Of course not. Used car prices are down post COVID. Eh. Whatever. No one is happy in this current market. Companies release amazing earnings and they still get hammered. Nothing makes sense anymore TBH |
| … then I woke up |
| Yes |
| Thesis? |
| Covid highs |
| Yes. It's half the PE of CVNA. Can you seriously imagine a world without MSFT? Imagine the dumbfucks who'd have to learn a proper relational database. |
| If the rumors that Epstein worked for Mossad and therefore Israel has worse stuff than in the Epstein files\n\nThen se Iran war unless Iran gives in on everything |
| DASHed the wrong way... |
| You should be contacting your broker instead. They can amend your 1099-B |
| Bought CVNA at 20. |
| DASH pulling a reverse of last quarter is so funny |
| By when? |
| just saw what SPY did in 1997-2009 (0%). if something like this were to happen again no hotline could prevent the mass extinction of this sub |
| Depends on your income. \n\nIf you make 6 figures this is just a bad week. \n\nIf you took out a loan on a YOLO your jizzed. |
| # 🌽 and 🥈to 200 EOY \n\n# ( ˵ •̀ ᴗ •́˵) |
| Why do hoes be actin all like that and shit. |
| Last time when CVNA was around 440, I sold a bunch of naked 500c and almost got destroyed when it peaked 470. Sworn to never touch it again |
| some of you might get drafted to the front line tonight and that's the sacrifice the AI doing your former job is willing to make 👍 |
| msft and goog both i think . |
| There are many. you all still reply to us as “bro” and we don’t take offense |
| Hospitals must have good food and cozy beds, because my grandfather’s dying words were, “I don’t want to go, damnit! I like it here!” |
| spoke too soon lmao |
| Hahaha you’re joking right? …oh ure serious 🫢 |
| cvna clawing back. wouldnt be surprised if we see some life left in this hot flaming garbage of a company. |
| 🤷 |
| Straight up scam lmao robbed the put holders |
| How is there 20 million profiles joined to WSB but only 6000 active right now this sub has to be loaded with bots |
| I just exceeded 38000 shares of PATH today. I am going to wait until next week and then get to 40 000 shares where i am going to stop and wait for the rest of the year. |
| Looks like you guys celebrated too soon |
| CPAs are going to be making a fortune with all the posts in here. They don't care though.. they will just wax you in fees given that you're shit at trading anyways 🤣 |
| Initially dropped on EPS miss, then jumped when guidance and order totals were raised |
| Just saw what the S&P did in 1997-2009 (0%). if something like this were to happen no hotline could save this sub |
| 💅 |
| DoorDash is pure cinema 🤯 |
| George droid |
| I do this so damn often, really trying to LET WINNERS RUN, particularly with SPX. I’ll sell with a $400 profit only to see the contract price get to $5000 in profit when a SPX call goes from $8 to $42…happens weekly.\nTo hold it all day basically with tons of gut wrenching volitility, but yea somehow I need to hold at least one contract all day. Stop loss at 50 percent. Let er rip. |
| I read them and find gratitude that my fiancé doesn’t gamble our money away. You guys are very brave… inspiring… but not too inspiring |
| FOMC meeting notes from January were released today and it had a hawkish sentiment, driving prices down for a bit |
| MSFT is an easy home run for a long term hold is it not? |
| Earnings are up due to high sales volume, but their profit per car sold is down. So even though they’re selling more cars, they’re not making as much money from them. |
| Stores of this 🍆 |
| You are the South Park meme |
| You holding or gonna unload on this pump here, earnings call guidance could be the make or break |
| This company is so fucking overvalued, just because people don't know that alternatives (from China) exist which are cheaper and more performant.\n\nRPi was great, but it's dogshit now. Most zeroclaws/openclaws probably run on OrangePi's anyway... |
| Bukkake |
| They have to move that money into consumer cyclical internet retail as it has gotten stale in tech. |
| The thing has been driving me around for 4 hours |
| You obviously have zero understanding of how the US's military aid to Israel works if you think it's some sort of economic subsidy, so really all you're doing right now is embarrassing yourself.\n\nNot that I'd expect you to actually care to educate yourself on the subject, of course. It's always easier to just blame the Boogeyman for all your life's problems, right? |
| institutions won't let CVNA die because it'd be too easy to let plebs make money off of a scam company. |
| Sir, this a Wendy’s.. we don’t use that word here |
| Bankrupted by a car vending machine |
| because he sold calls last year over a carvana ER that went up. |
| Never bet against fraud. Fraudvana will be green by open |
| Its being fraudulently propped up. |
| What do you expect using a broker with the name “Tradestation” |
| Did you watch Arsenal |
| That’s what I wana hear 🥰 |
| EBAY and ETSY both pumping, was kinda hoping for a bigger dip on them |
| CVNA down less than Microsoft now when MSFT had great earnings\n\n\nLmao |
| CVNA following DASH...my god |
| Fastly's up 100% this week why is nobody talking about this |
| SAS SSDs can deliver those kinds of speeds, especially in a correctly configured array. That's a little more esoteric, though. |
| It’s back to $315 |
| Are we firing up the fortunate son soundtrack yet |
| carvana LMAO |
| Goddamn DASH 20% swing on earnings |
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| Epstein time machine, so yesterday |
| $FIG and $CVNA having an Opposite Day moment. |
| CVNA might be flat by open. This shit don't make any sense 😂 |
| The most DASH and CVNA thing ever lmaooooo |
| Yeaaaah not touching that one boss. Already went from -24% to -12%. Won't be surprised if it's green tomorrow. |
| what a reversal from CVNA and DASH. MM's win as always 🤣 |
| Wut?\n\nYou earned $25million and then lost $25million of that?\n\nOmg, time to buy a shovel for my grave. |
| My bro Lil E! |
| Somebody already went out and bought steaks and champagne after CVNA earnings LMAO |
| what are women? |
| How is that easy. It could have just as easily gone up by the same amount off this data. |
| What about tomorrow? |
| Friday as usual, now the real question is calls or put? |
| Fuck it. Be ready for the headlines in the morning |
| Well I bought the dip and just sold again. Aren't you guys concerned about guidance in earnings call |
| Now you have nothing to play with after hours! 😂 |
| it would be hilarious and make me feel better about pussing out on puts at market close |
| a few lesbians and elderly |
| Oof, now that's getting analed |
| Closed the app for a few hours to watch the football and came back to this. The VIX chart is fucking wild. |
| Yes it's not about the earnings actual, it's about earnings actual vs. analyst expected earnings, which were that high. |
| Actually it is. |
| Poor DASH put holders. Never bet against Wallstreet. The moment your put expires, it will tank. |
| Tonight or this weekend, you can only pick one. |
| Why not? |
| Exhibit A of "we know we are wrong, but we'll do anything to stay in power" |
| Exactly ! This dump was easy $ |
| Carvana is hilarious lmao |
| bc u bought puts 🥀 |
| Yeah, time is a b\*tch |
| EWY, EPU, TUR, EWZ, EWJV. This SPY is boring. What are other country's SPYs doin? |
| MSFT suddenly spiked to 420.00 a few minutes ago. |
| Yo what did he post? |
| Iran tonight or this weekend |
| Yuup just bouncing in the 19s |
| SAME |
| Nobody can actually believe the CVNA numbers since the books are beyond cooked. |
| At least 0 |
| this will print |
| Jesus Christ, just checked the regard movie theatre stock |
| It rallied to 310 |
| 🙏🏽 |
| Zero |
| Wait for the earnings call |
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| Legit question, how many women are active in the daily posts? |
| Said CVNA calls as a joke at the bottom\n\n\nThis stupid meme stock does just that |
| Store of values tend to go up |
| Yes. I need to sell my shorts to somebody. |
| $0.70 that’s my best offer |
| Man for a moment I thought 680 was in cards for tomorrow. Guess not |
| No position in CVNA. Just watching from the sidelines. But 49% profit increase YoY is impressive and it missed a few million over Q4. Not sure what people want? 100% growth every year? \n\nGenuinely perplexed |
| Being an AMD shareholder has let me know what being cucked feels like |
| There are literally millions of people wanting a better life and see no way of earning it… there will be queues for this crap again after a few years |
| Gen Z going to make so many great movies after the first big boy war in iran.\n\nEnjoy the desert! |
| # "Goldman’s CEO Solomon Reportedly Owns Some Bitcoin"\n\nThis is the kinda headline they are trying to use to pump pedocoin now LOL. They really have NOTHING left for that trash do they? |
| Wait for the earnings call |
| Earnie just keeps on winning.\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/swb4zumuvbkg1.jpeg?width=1248&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b15b68900ca7eb7c60957da9fa937a2c6a542fc1 |
| AMZN 8% you say? |
| CVNA going to open only 8% down, prepare your IV crushes |
| Lmao |
| why CVNA? They made $6000 from each customer with no credit. No company has ever done that before! |
| Go CVNA gooo LOL |
| Remember when everybody thought CVNA was cooked? Lmao |
| Since when are there Iron Condors in the Robinhood builder? I have lvl3 and only see access to spreads, straddles and calendar spreads. |
| why are all the stock reddits in particular so goddamn filled to the brim with AI slop\n\nlike I know the internet as a whole is getting that but every other post reddit thinks I want in my feed is some regard asking ChatGPT what to buy and posting it on reddit as his own thoughts for some reason without even removing the typical AI slang. \n\nthey’re also dogshit as well, I wouldn’t mind them as much if they made the slightest bit of sense at least but it’s just buzzwords interjected and “bottom line”, “here’s the deal”, “this is why X” |
| Next week |
| top tier shitpost |
| https://charts.bitbo.io/long-term-power-law/\n\nThis will give you an idea |
| Tariffs ruled illegal on friday. We pump to 700. Then he drops the bomb after close and we drop to where we started.\n\nArt of the deal bro. |
| The "greater fool" theory on display yet again after 500 years. |
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| You forgot a word while you were telling someone else about how stupid they are |
| I am! Definitely going to go up for a long time. Euro market approval puts pressure on FDA and they have a lot more in the pipeline. Saudi approval and upcoming earnings. |
| Lmao no |
| Gallant! |
| bro it’s a store of value. no one is selling. |
| Lmao, "I love vaccines, I've always loved them" |
| Boys not gonna lie I was down 6 or 7k on puts today going into lunch. I logged off, slopped down 3 pounds of deli buffalo chicken. Logged back in and I was up 2k. Can’t wait to lose it all again tomorrow |
| Wtf is the random V with CVNA. If actually recovers premarket it would be the most diabolical earnings move ever. |
| RIP vibecoding bearmarket |
| Congratulations |
| you did that, nobody else |
| 90% of the internet = bots \n\ndead internet theory is real |
| wtf man |
| Maybe not congrats.\n\nWhat are you, break even now?\n\nedit: probably red now |
| CVNA was my best performing long term hold, was up over 150%, might be time now 🪦 |
| it seems like bleeding is one of those 2 directions |
| The IV was so high... just couldn't... |
| I don’t usually watch the stock but I sold some puts on it today because the premiums were juicy. |
| damn, doordash earnings calls are always so entertaining |
| Dude no way RKLB admin posted that right? Right? |
| Americans thump their chests about being a "knowledge economy" with "innovation". The only thing that Americans have innovated for the past 20 fucking years are new financialization scams. |
| I knew CVNA would dump, instead of buying puts, i bought MSFT calls. great |
| FIG going to hold gains or what |
| CVNA gonna open back up at 360 lmfaoooo |
| Give it to me straight boys. How are my CVNA $400 calls looking? Hope those vending machines have lambos 🤑 |
| Still a warlord though [Thousands reported killed in Syria as HTS-allied forces attack, execute Alawites - The Grayzone](https://thegrayzone.com/2025/03/11/killed-civilians-hts-syrian-forces-execute-alawites/) |
| I say fuck off our country and stop leeching off us. You don't like our opinion, then stop taking our aid. Last time I heard, you israelis aren't paying for our healthcare or military so you can't talk back, little bum 😙 |
| Ive got a great idea. Once people are doing that, then I'm gonna sell options on the outcome of those original options, but even more leveraged! We can call it a collateralized bet obligation. |
| “At the end of option life cycle, gamma goes nuclear” - can u explain that to a newbie? |
| Oof. 85% of 🌽 holders are underwater now. Who do they think is going to buy this junk and save them? Last year they were so desperate they got the retards to convince their grandma to put their retirement in it |
| I'm back exactly where I was at yesterday |
| What, you think it's funny the dow might be 50K tomorrow? |
| Yikes.. This comment may be spoiled by morning |
| Can I ask why youd want to buy if theyve only gone up twenty three percent in five years? Sorry I'm new and curious. |
| 💩 |
| 😂😂 |
| You seem upset. |
| My b. I sold short the long. Was looking for a short etf for the longest so my brains all rewired |
| They saw the goyim despair levels were hitting record lows, everyone was rejoicing the death of scamvana. So they gladly spent 10 bil just now to pump the stock and harvest more despair and negative energy from WSB. |
| The only reason I did not do CVNA puts was the whole sub is full on puts, i won't be surprised if it opens flat |
| 😂😂 |
| schrodinger's penis |
| I sold my CVNA June 280 puts WAY too soon apparently lmao \n\nWas holding them since the day they got on the 500 lol |
| 🤣🤣🤣 🥭 dictator |
| There’s a difference between beating into submission and trying to occupy \n\nThe former is a lot easier and faster |
| What is this, losses for ants? |
| White House economic adviser Kevin Hassett on Wednesday said staffers at the New York Federal Reserve should be punished for producing research that found most of President Donald Trump’s tariffs are being paid by U.S. firms and consumers. |
| MOTHER FUCKER |
| I'm that guy in the stall. Don't bother.. I'm done for 💀 |
| Who downvotes this? That shit is adorable. |
| 1000 lambo deposits requested back |
| 695 tomorrow |
| CVNA nice spike - quick win from 275 |
| #Carvana? You mean Cookvana LMAO🤌 |
| That might get you banned faster than the other word lol |
| 150 confirmed |
| He really is retarded |
| Always funny to hear that remark. In the mind of the antisemite, Jews are these all-powerful beings who control the world order, yet apparently they're simultaneously also helpless losers who can't get by without assistance from the West. Which is it, champ? |
| I do gotta wonder how long corn continues to bleed before it makes another big move one direction or the other |
| Rich because we have friends, like George Bailey |
| Ya, with puts, idc if the company is ass imma still profit |
| If that’s real I’m scared |
| Babe shhhh. Carvana is doing its thing. |
| Carvana gonna end up green lol |
| I appreciate the use of a hard T, refreshing \n\nAlso ya I agree |
| Wow, now it’s only down *checks notes* 14% in the last two hours \n\nSmh, some of you are unlovable |
| nah it's probably like magicthegathering or bitcoin or ethereum sub tbh. \n\none of those early btc guys probably sitting near a billy. |
| #This bear market is taking the scenic route down LMAO🤌 |
| Yo cvna wtf |
| It's trading along a Fib retracement right now. Bad news is it isn't going to drop below 19 (which would've been a sweet buying opportunity) but it is also struggling to break out. |
| The IRS doesn't care neither. It's being sued by Mango for $10 billion lmao. |
| Imagine buying SPY puts at 3:30 |
| First time? |
| No thats r/latinas |
| RevCo...\n\nRevolting Cocks\n\nYeah, that's-\n\nthat's who I work for right now, y'know\n\nAnd y'know I must be really hard-up, too to work for some muthafuckers with a name for a group like that.\n\n<whimsical note> |
| What was the actual catalyst for the drop? |
| The move for tomorrow is Cvna calls at market open 😆 |
| PINS |
| Walmart gonna send this market to the depths of hell or we hit SPY 700 tomorrow \n\nNo in between |
| Bye bye |
| My newborn is farting so loud it's crazy 😂 |
| Ya you a ho fo sho |
| CVNA opens flat will be the most manipulated thing of all time |
| Why did everybody get so quiet? |
| It’s so annoying. The constant line updates. Too scammy |
| Seriously what is the deal w this regarded stock they went bankrupt I thought now it’s the hottest stock in the market |
| CVNA put holders celebrated too early |
| Wish I could have but I have a cash account. So I went long instead. XD |
| making it back! |
| https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ykiuz1ZdGBc\n\nholy fuck the Chinese are going to kill us lmao |
| Need answers hererrr tooo im so pissed |
| MM’s scanned this thread and saw all the idiots with carvana puts putting in lambo orders when they saw the drop. Then they made them realize this is carvana we are dealing with lol |
| Dang, was looking at puts but they were expensive. Looked like everyone already knew. |
| Some degenerate in the stall next to me keeps deeply inhaling each time I rip a fart, send help bros |
| Cvna green tmrw scam market |
| Jfc, that's literally regarded; They bought in on Dec. 22nd |
| Only another 100 trades and I’ll break even. |
| Oil up. DXY up. Tech down. Silver down.\n\nThe trade into mid summer (possibly longer, depending on mid-terms volatility).\n\nOXY back to 60s. |
| Bro that shit gave me a heart attack. Swung down 15%, now up 15% from closing lol |
| Yeah this Olympics has been so refreshing. Pleasantly surprised they blocked them from buying ads |
| Maybe owns the most imaginary money. |
| Do you guys not have exit plans when you buy this shit. The fact you had that much money to gamble with to begin with astonishes me given the level of idiocy it takes to lose that much |
| What do you expect from a cockroach? |
| Jayest of k’s it’s big v up haha |
| u/cashflow_ tell him |
| CVNA sells GPUs now? Calls |
| And….. Carvana already coming back. Remember to always buy dips of all scam companies 😂 we stay winnin |
| ebay open 90? |
| cvna back from the dead lol |
| I took apart this motor at work that was supposed to be sent in for repair and when I put it back together, I broke a bolt head off. Oopsie! |
| Or more accurately it orders a bunch of bullshit you never wanted from Amazon and has it shipped directly to your apartment |
| Twitters been bots for a while now...also reddit. |
| Nah, tomorrow rugpull on some total bullshit news again |
| Crispy |
| Made $400 down $40000 |
| 2.38 |
| I’ve even watching it since Buffett completed the sale, maybe it’s time to jump in lol |
| This has to be the richest subreddit right |
| Makes sense to me ! |
| 🫲concepts of a rally🫱 |
| You know it will... |
| 🤣😬🤡 |
| Buffett’s last purchase as well! The Omaha oracle strikes again |
| Prove it 😤 |
| Is it just more or did every single 0dte get fucked a lil as soon as i bought it? I havent touched these in a bit but holy shit dude its like the price instantly worked against me as soon as the fill happened.. |
| #no |
| >you literally can't google anything without gemini working its thing and feeding you an answer at this point\n\nI think that's exactly what the bubble is. That one search probably cost Google a hundred bucks or so as long as they don't find sources of income. It's so fucking expensive. If that money doesn't flow back somehow... plopp |
| Loaded 100 shares of cvna |
| Sold my figma balls before close 🙁 |
| Wmt and dash have the same customer base, fat regarded, broke bers |
| If the US stops "policing" the world, wanna know what happens? China fills the vacuum. Would you rather have a world with us in control or them? |
| We know the “friend” is you, it’s ok |
| Carvana dead |
| u sure about that? |
| Buddy I haven’t traded silver in days and made 23k |
| feel queasy about walmart and nvidia earnings the same way you do with food poisoning that hasn’t fully hit yet |
| Did you even say thank you |
| We need more trade deals 😡 |
| oh yeah? |
| Gamblers anonymous needs to be called |
| Meh. There is gonna be a crash mid year at the latest with this “planned investments”. |
| Not on EBITDA |
| On average probably |
| Supposedly he left al-qaeda in 2016. Whether that's true or not is yet to be seen. Although he has already been more open to diplomacy then Assad. |
| Ghey 🐻 spotted |
| if CVNA rebounds i am out of here. |
| I told a friend to sell options on unh couple months back when asking for advice. He then proceeded to buy fig at ATH. |
| Even better |
| People love AI to get answers, people hate AI when its being served up as entertainment to them. \n\nIf we ever get to a point where humans are seeking out AI entertainment we are gonna be very close to that Wall-E humans reality |
| remember, Reddit is not social media. please correct anyone who refers to it as such |
| $$$$$$$$$$$$$ |
| How many 401k deposits from USA does it take to break even when S&P 500 bought CVNA 😂🤣😂 |
| I think that makes you a balloon holder. |
| Is this a broke subreddit? |
| Oxy will never break 50. I hate that stock the bitch never moves. |
| I thoroughly enjoy when I encounter threads like this. I hate that I still love reddit, degens have unmatched humour |
| I had Coeur mining calls, seems like earnings were good… |
| There is 0% chance that is a girl |
| Bro trying harder than Trump to start WWIII |
| I feel you, got burned 2 times before giving up for a while, saw it in Epstein files, figured I might as well short it again. Pure luck and this time I put lots more fuck you money on it |
| Mod are sometimes gyy? |
| Those on the list get inside info. For the rest of us - there's Wendy's. |
| But The dow is over 50k market is at an ATH 401k are all up 😂😂 |
| Nice, make sure does orthodox jews can keep popping babies like rabbits and leeching off the welfare system also, that would be great. |
| Damn Ponzis! Anyway buy our crypto token, it's down 61% since launch. |
| Can anyone pls tell me why DASH is going up?? Ts is so rigged |
| How the hell DASH goes from 175 to 151 then hop back up at 188???? Can someone explain? |
| IBRX |
| SPY rally tomorrow 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀 |
| you jinxed it |
| Close it tomorrow at least when it opens. |
| Loss is assumed negative and you did the number wrong. |
| I shorted cvna at the bottom. I’m a bag holder now |
| It's like the quantum thing, you buy it when it's a couple of bucks because you see the company succeeding in the long-term\n\nThe fact that hype shows up out of nowhere and pumps the thing way above what it's worth is irrelevant |
| I don't believe you |
| its going to Wendys.. WEN |
| Why's wmt dipping already |
| DASH 16% swing from the lows |
| How does dash go from 52W lows up $30 in 20 mins lol |
| Figma is the industry standard for UX/UI design. Used primarily by software designers.\n\nFigma's AI product, Figma Make, allows anyone who can write to create fully-functioning, high-fidelity prototypes. You know, the thing software designers are ultimately paid to do, but orders of magnitude faster, and also just better.\n\nI think certain SaaS companies should just do the thing everyone's so afraid they'll do. They already have the market and the distribution. Users do not equal buyers.\n\n If you make environmental compliance software - make an AI that fully replaces env compliance managers. Do it before and/or better than a startup would. |
| CVNA regards call buyers step forward......😂😂😂 |
| DXY was 99.8 on October 31, not 97.72.\n\nWhat on earth are you talking about?\n\nIn real terms SPX is negative c. 2% since then.\n\nNow DXY will continue strengthening while SPX continues weakening. |
| #Ban Bet Won\n---\n\n/u/OG_WSB made a bet that CVNA would go to 289.53 within **2 days** when it was 278.39 and it did, congrats fucker.\n\nTheir record is now 12 wins and 9 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| Just buy the dip on Carvana. Shit is a scam that will bounce back quick |
| Finally, a decent economic & political forecast in this chat |
| Holy fuck CVNA 😭😭😭 |
| Can we get puts now lol |
| Ghey bears in action early they must be sad |
| Nope, doesn't matter. OP has a net loss at the end of the day. \n\n |
| I saw one where the poster asked grok what movie they posted. I think we hit peak evolution a while ago |
| OP strikes me as more Uber than Wendys |
| This sub is closer to being a degenerate gambler support group than anything else |
| Finally, a girl after my own heart |
| It'll probably rip everyone's face off during pre market tomorrow. |
| 800* |
| Carnava bears rejoice |
| What does 2/18 mean? |
| Just because of that comment, I think I'm going to help myself to an extra serving of White Christian baby blood this Passover and import another million illegal immigrants into your neighborhood. Also remember that time when you stubbed your toe? Yep, also me. Hope that gives you something to think about. |
| this is why never do options with CVNA. I'm short shares and was down 500K at one point. Barely in green now, I significantly deleveraged before ER, knowing their shenanigans. If hadn't deleveraged, I could've been eating much better tonight! |
| OXY. Oil going up on war tensions and they just crushed earnings. Don't sleep on oil and energy right now, all the money leaving tech has to go somewhere |
| nah, just a sign of a possible peak of the investing into AI bubble.\n\nI think at this point, AI is definitely not a bubble. you literally can't google anything without gemini working its thing and feeding you an answer at this point. Now we have to see if these companies selling shovels can somehow make their shovels so good that no one else can compete with low cost ones. |
| I literally set a reminder on my phone this morning to buy puts and still didn’t. Losers gonna lose |
| is nvda a buy now？ |
| how THE FUCK are pedos still running the US?\n\nstill 0 investigations? 0 prosecutions?\n\ncorruption levels hitting ATH\n\n |
| saw a ber earlier look at MMs selling into the dip because of the all the negative gamma today and think it's literally god punishing bols, never change wsb 🤣 |
| They beat…. |
| Thinking it’s oversold huh |
| I know your husband well, just not in public |
| Im praying to God DASH crashes. Everything I buy goes the opposite way. It’s frustrating |
| Nice, make sure you wear knee pads and you warm up your neck before you go down on bibi mr white |
| Bears will downvote this, but they don’t want you to know that the Bulls will upvote this |
| Why, I order so much food from them. They better kill it😤😤😤 |
| Haha Mag 7 been the Sleepy 5 for too long 😴 |
| i dont like any of you |
| Oh. I wouldn’t know. Can’t shit right no more. |
| I hate that fucking inbred fgt |
| "wish i had played Carvana" And why didn't you? I've been short since 400+. |
| That’s a win, homie. Don’t look back. |
| They buy cars with hidden problems at high trade in values. |
| I get the technology is improving greatly. It's incredible. I work in the industry. \n\nBut I'm telling you, feature films being generated and actually being good is a long time frame out. Not 5 or 10 years. \n\nIn the meantime studios will greatly increase their output and quality by using AI to increase productivity. \n\nFinally as you say, distribution is key. What type of world will it be if every single film is just generated on the spot for each unique viewing experience? \n\nFor porn or something similar sure, but not for high quality life long content like Harry Potter or Lord of the rings. Those are shared pop culture experiences.\n\nEven in a world where you can simply generate a feature length film and it's very good or pretty good if you put in further effort it will end up being better that's simply the nature of the beast. That's again where directors / studios / true experts will come in even specialized AI that aren't available to the general public.\n\nI actually see this technology as being great for studios to pump out much more quality content. many people say about AI it increases productivity, it's not completely replacing though, at least not in all cases. |
| Anyone else just patiently been waiting for the supreme court ruling on tariffs lol?\n\nOne of the main reasons I'm invested heavily into AMZN but these spineless judges just keep delaying the decision again and again.\n\nI know people are going to say that "it's priced in," but I got a strong suspicion AMZN will pump like 8% the day they're deemed unlawful and then start a new rally, even if some new work around is made. |
| Toruk Makto resurrect my calls 😭 |
| $80 risk is a lot of stress? GTFO |
| Imagine if something like NVDA had two horrendously bad earnings like DASH in a row and was trading at 40+ P/E. It'd crash the entire market. \n\nAnd now I'm checking Robinhood and its claiming an 80+ P/E lmao. |
| Good way to rack of massive trading costs. The idea that you can price volatility better than market makers is hilarious. 100% not a profitable strategy long term. |
| Drew the arrow myself so the market knows where to go. Should hit $580 by Friday now. |
| I’m ga… |
| $DASH needs to be studied |
| Careful there fam. |
| There will be many dead cat bounces on the way to 600 |
| Had to delete the app. Used to be the best ever, completely ruined by grok, bots and Indians. Monetization destroyed it |
| Yeah actually, mostly them just talking about buying stock. |
| At least we will remember your name. |
| You went full retard. Never go full retard. |
| Not blow my port |
| Bitch im still here like a venereal disease |
| Mods are goy |
| when locations were briefly visible, most of those accounts were located in india |
| Yeah it is all bots and a cesspit of mangotard flavored bots too. Completely unusable. |
| Btfo? |
| I hate ghey bers |
| Welp, you can't call the mods gey with the a letter anymore cause reddit will ban you for it.... |
| Did you tho? Man you must have made a ton of money! Right?\n\nAlso unless you were born before the song rambling man released, lets not look even more stupid and call people kid. |
| Put 46% of my portfolio into Wendy’s. Either I get rich or I start working there. |
| I think so too. Qqq lining up for major dump at least |
| dude i think you one upped me holy shit |
| They’re just saving you from 🥭you should be thanking them. |
| you mean it's both cool and futuristic simultaneously? |
| 😘😍 |
| Did they sell it for a loss though? It still made revenue while they had it |
| The first year I had over 500 trades I thought my accountant would kill me. Nope, there are many more churning through far higher numbers than that |
| Or do they drop the first bomb 30 seconds after the Olympic closing ceremony ends? |
| femboys are sexually quantum \n\nvery gay and very straight simultaneously |
| My man went from Wall Street darling to fat cuck real quick. |
| Twitter is hysterical. Has to be 80% bots. See a post from AMERICANPATRIOT that’s like a 2 minute clip of game of thrones with “THIS MOVIE BEST ACTION EVER. MUST WATCH MOVIE10/10” with 30k likes and all the replies are @grok what movie is this? |
| so you was supposed to double down but you did not \n\ngot it! |
| Isn't the "new management" you're talking about an al-Qaeda warlord? I thought they were the bad guys. |
| $MU to $450+ tomorrow |
| You, me, and the hundreds of PUT contracts that expired worthless between now and that post will remember forever ❤️ |
| Mods deleting any post that’s even slightly anti American |
| It’s rejected 170 many times, would take something real bad to drop that low |
| Cuz you bought puts |
| Regret not picking up that single Carvana put I was thinking about last week, but hey at least my oil positions are up so hell yeah. |
| All they have to say on the call is “look around at how many fat fucks there are. They are using us frequently”\n\nAnd all the analysts say yeah sounds about right. And then they buy |
| bearhunter429 being on the karma leaderboard today is as believable as CVNA’s reported eps lmfao\n\nEvery comment I see by that regard has at least 5 downvotes |
| He sold short the 2X long ETF |
| I can’t wait for this market to either nuke or rocket. I just want to see somebody get BTFO |
| Why did DoorDash go green lmao |
| No way!!! |
| You’re somehow so regarded that you DONT belong here? |
| when HOOD relief rally to 95 |
| They waited for all CVNA bers to die before killing it 😹😹😹 |
| I just ordered some food thats prolly why |
| I hope DASH crashes tmr morning, ts is so fucking rigged. |
| I love watching the PGA tour. Last week, beautiful scenic shots of the Monterrey Penninsula, the ocean, Pebble Beach, all to be interrupted by ads for their gambling partner. Makes me so fucking mad. |
| I love RDDT best social media app I deleted everything else except reddit. |
| Bro the guy who's been talking about puts on this has been killing it so far |
| Bro said that like a week or two ago lol |
| Short for deoxys the mythical pokemon |
| Position or ban |
| Liar 🤬 |
| Now that I finally gave up on buying carvana puts it goes off a cliff. Cool. |
| I use it multiple times a week |
| QQQ and SPY theta gang whales are buying one lambo per month since Oct 2025. |
| When will the Bears learn that we’re in America and what we’re about? |
| Rightttt. And pigs fly |
| Tom “fat cuck” Lee said the crypto bottom is near |
| Even when I expect it, I still shake my head. |
| How do I look dumb if I literally called the top today? Relax kid |
| Dash up 3% now I’m so cooked |
| I hate to think it’s so predictable, but I think it all goes down Friday night after market close. I mean, come on. It’s obvious |
| Despondent but puts on our home, the USA? Fucked up trade, tariffs and a mad international scramble to create US-exclusionary trade deals ..... plus a war. So our debt will skyrocket even worse than OBBB and 2016 term's Tax Cuts. \n\nThis is how every empire drifts into the sunset - textbook style. \n\nUnless there's a near rewrite of our laws very soon, bears are going to party harder than '29 in a few years once this all comes to roost. |
| No one has ever heard of your shit stock |
| Here you go nerd r/bogleheads |
| Yeah. The guy above seems to think mark-to-market accounting is in play with OP. It isn't.\n\nIf OP only had losses then he would be fine. But somewhere along the lines he made a million in gains that he later lost in wash sales. |
| So Etsy popped because they sold a business they bought for a loss? And people talk up fundamentals and technicals like that’s gonna help figure out how the market works |
| Even more retarded |
| WEN finally became a meme stock today on this sub.\n\nThose working behind the Wendy's dumpster finally gain some visibility. |
| It’s not fucking fair dude. Why tf is DASH going up. |
| And you haven't bribed them with feet pics yet. They love those |
| Genuinely gambling ads are so prevalent when you start noticing them, wish something cracked down on it that shit cannot be good for kids |
| Well yes, that's how it has been in the region for decades. The US itself did it plenty of times, funding the mujahideen when Russia was threatening to take control of Afghanistan. Russia and America did it in the struggle for Syria. Turkey, Saudi Arabia and Qatar have been funding various groups for decades, Qatar specifically is big on Islamist-aligned groups. What makes you think a bigger prize in much more oil would attract any less interest? |
| https://preview.redd.it/ddkkv1eosbkg1.jpeg?width=990&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0ad1db638fb433006f869dab37cbc094f4d8e20d |
| You're very high on the first spike of the Dunning Kruger diagram |
| Just like the last time we invaded a middle eastern country... |
| This is why it's going to escalate into a class A shitshow \n\nPuts on the USA. Fucked up trade, tariffs and a mad international scramble to create US-exclusionary trade deals ..... plus a war. So our debt will skyrocket even worse than OBBB and 2016 term's Tax Cuts. \n\nThis is how every empire drifts into the sunset - textbook style. \n\nUnless there's a near rewrite of our laws very soon, bears are going to party harder than '29 in a few years once this all comes to roost. \n\n |
| So butthurt about just being wrong. This is hilarious. It doesnt matter if i made 2 dollars from one, you still look dumb as shit. |
| Have your favorite AI analyze the situation a bit more! They found a way to change the leader without destabilizing the country. So they have learned from Iraq! |
| No I don’t, stop believing the Tesla FSD propaganda lol |
| Watching the cryptards get wrecked day after day is soothing to the soul |
| I chose open over figma smhh |
| CVNA back to $5 where it belongs. |
| 😁 |
| Do you know what sub you’re in? |
| Whats wash sale?? |
| Pretty good they have new management and we can withdraw the 1000 troops we left to stabilize the country. |
| Thank you, darling. |
| Die Cvna die! |
| SHREK IN THE BUILDING |
| Probably not at the price you paid. Sorry |
| Ahaha fuck caravan and their shite cars |
| Remember the guy who got them tattooed on his leg? |
| What happened in Venezuela? The same regime is still in power lol |
| Wut? Since when do meme stonks care about bullshit like profit margins and business fundamentals |
| 4 months sideways chop in indices\n\njust fk off with that pedo market\n\nnuke it 15% already and be over with it |
| What fuckin nuke? Do we really need to do this song and dance again and find no fucking nukes after murdering a bunch of people who just don't want us in their country?\n\nFuckin hell... |
| I think NVDA will see 150-160 at some point this year. That chart is kinda gross |
| I don’t think Iran needs any help with that. |
| LFG RDDT!! |
| Selling MSFT 2/18 $395 puts yesterday was free money |
| We need to talk about retail traders: \n\nRobinhood's Q4 2025 earnings show $196M in margin interest revenue (up 115% YoY) and total net revenues of $1.28B (up 27% YoY). Margin balances grew to $16.8B, up 113% YoY. |
| JFC \n\nImagine buying calls on this shit? |
| wtf happened to DoorDash |
| Wow from $100 to $200, congrats I guess |
| corn is never recovering |
| I missed the carvana move again dang it |
| Did carvana finally get Nirvana... |
| I, too, like to take 20 turns in CIV to move all of my troops to the borders of another civ and then do nothing. “We’re just passing through” my bro |
| Imagine cooking your books like CVNA does yet posting a large miss lmao |
| Pawn my kidneys to buy more IBRX. Get rich. Get my kids back. |
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| Tomorrow $690 SPY Friday after PCE and GDP > 700 \n\nBye Bears |
| That is not a flattering picture of yourself. I am surprised you used it. |
| Rotation out of cvna into my anoos |
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| GRMN just announced a 17% dividend increase and new 500M buyback. 😄😄 all the 🤡's who sold hard the last month due to "valuation concerns" 🚀🌔 |
| GGs Buddy |
| meanwhile Europe is demanding a backdoor into encryption from tech companies. We are so fucked |
| Here for the carvana porn |
| You drive |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/VincenteThomp made a bet that TQQQ would go to 50.68988 within **4 hours** when it was 50.188 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 4 wins and 5 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| I can relate lol |
| Regards shout |
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| Probly should’ve taken some profit on that big a position |
| You have to ask that from the generals, but I think they have - since not a single soldier died in Venezuela. |
| Maybe CVNA was the last sacrifice needed for tomorrow to pump |
| The world is healing. |
| Is it 2 quantums to the gallon, right? |
| >Deterministic Quantum is a possibility\n\nQuantum determinism is highly theoretical and considered unlikely at best given our current understanding. There is a given chance that quantum phenomena are superdeterministic, but we are so far off from being able to do anything other than speculate about that.\n\nOr you could take a Bohmian Mechanics approach and assign hidden variables to create a quasideterministic space.\n\nAdditionally, very few Quantum computers actually use photons. And what you're referring to is likely the deterministic placement of the photons which results in the probabilistic wave function collapse that we use to run parallel processing units in quantum devices. |
| Sofi keeps testing $20 |
| source |
| I disagree with basically everything you say. \n\nBut you’re right about this. |
| If they think banks are a ponzi scheme....shall we tell them about crypto? Even Daddy's name won't save them. |
| When lambo pls tell me immediately |
| Yeah.. I think he's retarded or something |
| This is wsb… |
| Paper handed 30 calls \nLocked in $500 instead of 6k |
| Let’s hope it continues this time |
| Mods deleting so many posts. Why? |
| You sound really smart. Have you thought running for president? |
| freaktarded market |
| Well even pure short plays need to be timed well cuz you're paying to keep the position open if the stock doesn't move down |
| Almost got hired by carvana.\n\nPuts cause they didn't hire me. |
| Nokia keeps pushing up |
| No, i doubled my money on puts. I was out at about 3:20, but go on and be bitter lol |
| nobody even knows what quantum means it just sounds cool and futuristic |
| Ha. Sold a call expiring Friday. Buhbye Etsy |
| You guys ever feel a fart coming on, just a normal one, not risky. And you’re preparing to let her fly, just like you’ve done a million times in your life. But then right at the moment of unclench, an unexpected sneeze comes on- and that risk-off fart suddenly becomes very much risk-on? |
| Maybe it is for me. (I’m locked out of my Robinhood 🤣🙁) |
| I don't care what we have to gain, it's time to stop policing the planet |
| Time to buy |
| market will drop soon, like you wife titts, when she pulls out |
| Sold call credit spreads last summer and CVNA blew past his upper strike. |
| It's a Big Short world, and we're just living in it |
| No problem, I'll be a good goyim, Supreme Master, let me bend over so you can insert yourself 🤣 |
| Yah you clearly don’t understand how laundry mats work in the casino |
| *insert mining meme* |
| $CVNA driving straight of a cliff |
| Everyone is laughing at CVNA for trying to cook their earnings so much it was too obvious, but they are probably holding dozens of companies that are just better at cooking the books. |
| Wall Street figured they can buy shit companies add them to indexes and dump the turd on unsuspecting citizens retirement funds. It’s brilliant if you ask me and honestly I’m a little jealous |
| Yes sir! |
| Tom Lee frequently goes on CNBC, telling people that bitcoin is going to be over $250k by 2027. People only buy it with the expectation of getting rich.\n\nIt is a negative-sum investment. You start off with a bunch of imaginary digital tokens. Then you have electricity, capital, land, taxes, and transaction fees. When you are all done, you have the same group of imaginary digital tokens. You end up with exactly what you started off with minus expenses.\n\nIt can't be a store of value because there is no value to store. It is an imaginary digital token. Bitcoin's "scarcity" is arbitrary, a simple programming variable, and scarcity does not create value. \n\nI have kindergarten crayon works that my child made, there is only one in existence, but it does not have value. |
| But bag-holders happy they now only down 70% instead of 80% |
| Are we sure it is people talking about it? |
| https://preview.redd.it/bd0bpworrbkg1.jpeg?width=572&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=253688f9cc1aeddf85a5e877c19944a18680afb3 |
| 195 EOW? |
| The best thing about the Olympics is I can watch sports without seeing 50million gambling ads and lines. Thank Christ |
| https://preview.redd.it/zq57b9sqrbkg1.png?width=733&format=png&auto=webp&s=4b089f5825f0c50abe5aad21b31a83f4572d5de1 |
| just sold my old car to them for 30% more than anyone else offered me. |
| To quote The Wire, they saw his ghetto ass comin'. |
| Bought SLV puts and single-handedly caused silver to rally. You’re welcome, precious metals investors. |
| Meme stocks like OKLO, Quantum getting slaughtered, software going through SAASmageddon, Mag 7 now the Bag 7, you would think the market is down 10% but it turns out we are only 2% away from ATH. |
| PR is the way. |
| ETSY running in AH on Depop sale. Good thing I didn't jump on puts as intended. |
| Even Auto Mod only have 80 |
| As if it’s free and won’t cause any problems. Did you not learn from Iraq? |
| I would still eat that shit if I was a billionaire. Tastes good with their ranch and is affordable |
| I bought calls with about 15% of my port. Well this is awkward. So how's the weather over there? |
| FIG might have to single-handedly show the market how AI can be monetized? |
| Most people would be able to afford three full lifetimes of fun at that price.\n\n\nOP is a gambling addict. |
| Tesla calls at close… just need Elon to announce his onlyfans |
| If you didn’t buy puts today what are you even doing |
| I’ve been waiting for this moment for months, it finally happened 😂 |
| Mangs in the deep end so calls for this week |
| $CVNA finally being put down like the useless company it is |
| WOW. CVNA AH. \n\nDown 20%. Holy Shit. I was right, just early.... |
| Not if the Strait of Hormuz closes. |
| Peak unemployment |
| NOt a bro....but my guess is to scrub accounts to gather names, info etc of anyone who ridiculed or otherwise bashed the Frozen Water thugs. Gnome issued a subpoena for that information to all social media companies this week.\n\n \nWiddle snowflakes got their feewings hurt. |
| https://preview.redd.it/7de5dn0krbkg1.jpeg?width=1536&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e0616df4458405ad54f57eb266968b7320c3b835\n\nhere for you |
| 🥭 didn’t get to use a nuke in the bunker buster |
| Congrats all carvana put buyers. I quit buying puts on this company after getting burned a couple of times |
| Source? |
| You trading 1500 contracts of penny stocks? |
| I always look at these on the daily. You can turn a measly $20 bucks into hundreds sometimes. Late dip in the last 1-2 hours can yield good gains a few times a week. |
| CVNA green tomorrow? |
| CVNA is not a real company bro lmao |
| Your face is breathtaking. |
| Source? |
| Turned $92k into $123k in two days. Pretty sure this is how gambling addictions start. |
| It was breathtaking. |
| Lighten up my man. Ite easy and it’s fun, $80 won’t make anyone jump off a bridge… |
| 0.00003% |
| No. \n\nBreaks down after OpEx. 7 trading days left in February.\n\nWe have not been in a range when you consider the impact of the dollar on the index. Everything is relative to the underlying value. |
| Someone has made 122 comments in here in the last 55 minutes |
| IT has to distract, er, I mean ACT before Iran hacks and releases the un-redacted files... |
| Thats not sausage, its poop from a butt |
| so pedo administration gonna attack iran again, who wouldve thought\n\nmarket fucked |
| I’m sorry, I have trouble hearing you… you’re breaking up.\n\n(But really they’re a used car and subprime loan reseller with potential fraud priced as a hyper scaler) |
| His options contract was for July. He was 9 months early. Which is the problem with using options. When you long or short a stock you only have to be right - but with options you not only need to be right but you also need to get the timing perfect. |
| This is not Iraq 2.0, not even Desert Storm 2.0. Thousands of ground forces would have to be moved for that. \n\nIf Trump wants to avoid war during Ramadan, why start the bloody war hours before Ramadan? The war would be during all of Ramadan and beyond. Remember how long Iraq 1.0 took? Now is perfect for a decapitation strike like in Venezuela, but that would make your line go way down. \n\nSell if you like money. |
| The subpoenas are gonna go after corporations instead of politicians this time when hunting down corruption. |
| They paid but made more from trading fees they charged me lol |
| taking apart servers for ai |
| damn.. i was too busy to look at cvna earnings. i missed it! |
| Talking about when it was 3 dollars a share |
| Not too late, bb. |
| For the first time in my life, my options paid off.\n\nI assume this means a top for the market. |
| They can't sell it since it'll be seized by liquidators tomorrow |
| Someone needs to be investigated into how it was included. |
| 80s-2000s movies glorifying nerds is responsible for our current state of affairs |
| Sounds like it’s a skill issue for them |
| Does the guy have big bewbs? Then i am in |
| Market makers decided they were gonna make money on DASH so they're pumping it even after a double miss 🤦♂️\n\nMeanwhile they dumped AMD on a double beat. |
| Take out to behind the dumpsters? |
| LEGO Arkham Asylum 2026 |
| Thats what I'd guess too, but its funny to think there could be a scenario where their revenue pops just because people cant afford to shop anywhere else lol. Let's see those dollar tree earnings. |
| Rich or poor I know little Caesar’s will always be there for me |
| OXY beat earnings and unlike tech, it jumped instead of dumping. |
| How long can crypto Bols make it before they have to sell their internet coins for their juul cartridges? |
| Should of dropped the extra money for at least until Friday |
| Sold iron condors and made $816. Risked financial ruin for the price of a nice dinner. |
| man i never get added to signal chats. lucky |
| Isn't there a big fat US military buildup in the Gulf countries? Calls on VIX or on SPY because war means bull? |
| Is there a way to filter out all posts about options? I could give 2 shits what regarded gamblers do with their money. |
| 😄 |
| any tech bros want to try to explain why websites keep going down, and why it is actually bullish? |
| Guh |
| I bought some Figma lottos 1 minute before close. |
| SPGI may be the only play there is at this point. Without a doubt the easiest buy of my life |
| Maybe I’ll call the wahhbulance you want some French cries too? |
| When will fake meat get delisted? |
| CVNA and APP are currently the worst performers in SPY after their inclusion date just a few months back, so much for SPY inclusion being bullish lmao |
| You already have a bet going - QQQ to 610.0 before 19-Feb-2026 04:51 AM -05 |
| Hope you didn't have to pay the shipping... WTF they mail you a physical copy? |
| I have nightmares about 683 already since last fall! |
| !banbet |
| Crazy no one is talkin about IBRX |
| #NVDA GANG Members checking in |
| Likely 🌝 |
| Naw bra…it’s not at all stressful, b/c I had exceeded my daily $ goal I limited my risk to $80, and I was mentally prepared to lose all 80 dollars…I would be mildly unhappy but otherwise intact for my trading day. No stress, trading felt effortless today, I’m happy cuz I am consistently making over $1000 a day, today was $1505 this last trade with the fabled 5:1 Risk to Reward ratio that gives trading boner… |
| I agree |
| exactly, that shit will be $200 at most within a month. |
| >that quantum computers cannot break.\n\nBecause they suck right now. We don't even really even have a model that counts as proof of concept. The best quantum stuff is still crap compared to high end standard computing. I'll be more interested when it can outperform my cell phone in any meaningful way.\n\nNext time I need an incredibly complex math problem solved, I'll enlist the help of a quantum computer. Other than that, they literally can't do anything useful yet. |
| IBRX 🤞🏻👍🏻 |
| Only once I sell. Need me an entry, son! |
| I caught that as well! Now what’s the move tomorrow ??? |
| I hope he was not long CVNA |
| I think he meant breakdown* |
| Ibrx after earnings in March/FDA consideration moon landing 🚀 |
| Essentially yes, it was preparation in the case Iran is somehow able to close and hold the strait of Hormuz for an extended period of time. And hurt Russia so they couldn't help Iran. |
| index funds are the new exit liquidity |
| Spoken like a true man of the people.\n\nLove your flair, btw. |
| Now let’s see if anyone goes to jail. |
| Even the green days are extremely light green for my port…nearly white actually, but I see the green if I look intensely at my screen then blink my eyes against ny white naked walls (had to sell my art from Ikea) |
| I been eating out for dinner the last 3 days now. Ate McDonald's and little Caesars. Will I get a heart attack soon, maybe |
| Wise words. I'll follow this! |
| Donald Trump Jr. called traditional banking a “Ponzi scheme” that effectively forced the Trump family to start its crypto venture World Liberty Financial after banks closed the family company’s accounts in early 2021. |
| My Explorer drives me everywhere but okay |
| If only they could sell their cars for a decent return. |
| Here you go OP: https://wendys-careers.com/restaurant-life/ |
| Walmart doing good is a recession indicator\n\n |
| More fucking IBRX |
| Ooh just caught a whiff of my ass, no bueno |
| Yes!!! Finally - my shorts are paying out!!! |
| I feel like PLTR could benefit due to its use in foreign data collection |
| Dropped 50% in 4 lol |
| VVS and DRS Calls for next week 🤓🛩️🚁 |
| What is dxy |
| Same here, hopefully it rebounds to fall on its face in the near future. Used car market drilling, business of flipping used cars = wrong time to be overvalued. |
| Have 686 puts for tomorrow.. Will it work? |
| i'm a regard but imo high=good, a rising tide lifts all boats |
| CVNA bols now have to diversify into having multiple extra jobs to make up for the losses incurred today |
| Something about living the best life I can. |
| Insiders should be pumping for their new homes now |
| I've been buying puts for it every earnings. But I blew the little I had left and didn't buy this time \n\nYour welcome |
| How's that beautiful taste of freedom working out for Syria at the moment? |
| It is with great sadness that I announce the death of my second Project Zomboid character, Dudley Chong. \n\nDudley gave his life defending his community from the zombie hordes. A deaf, dyslexic construction worker with a fear of blood and a sever disposition to illness, he selflessly sacrificed himself so that his friends could make it up the West Point Town Hall stairs to safety. \n\nIn his honor, we will be constructing the Dudley Chong Memorial Guard Tower for Cultural Values. \n\nMay he rest in peace. |
| Because we know how the sausage is made at CVNA. |
| retail owns puts, MM's will do such BS. |
| KTOS has shady government connections so I’m betting on corruption. \n\nPLTR is even more intertwined; so fundamentally sound or not, it’ll be a momentum play but I’m not touching it.\n\nLMT, RTX, BE\n\nPersonally I bought KTOS. |
| Took a shit and when I wiped my asshole was bleeding blood red. Puts for tomorrow. |
| $7 maybe |
| The word you’re looking for is retarded* |
| Hopium to max |
| Who says this is the bottom? |
| #CVNA should have cooked them books harder LMAO🤌 |
| No compassion for people who can't spell would have. \n\nAlso that's why I don't do options! |
| 😂😂😂. Delist that turd of a company. |
| To be fair only retards would fall for it, and they deserve it |
| What the hell was that doordash action |
| I need us to bomb Iran tonight to make my puts print 🙏 |
| >There's self custody and hardware wallets?\n\n[Bitcoin confiscated from private wallets ](https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c70jw436n0yo)\n\n>You can't even move thousands of dollars outside the country without declaring it or it getting confiscated. \n\nAnd this is a problem how? Why do you need to move thousands of dollars out of the country with nobody knowing anything about it? This also hasn't stopped very wealthy individuals from accomplishing this exact task with millions.\n\n>You also can't just send cash nearly instantly across the world. \n\nYes you can, literally just do a Google search and there's services that do *exactly this*. |
| Calls on scammers |
| Damn. What made you so confident that calls would work? Sorry for your loss |
| Snow got me LMAO🤌 |
| Like BYND... They're still holding. |
| Peeps learning about CVNA and their future as a stock, a meme, or a “company”, right now. |
| The summary page just says "Regarded" Is that bad? |
| ? |
| Whereas I will look forward to calling you my bitch.\n\nSpeak soon 💋 |
| Let's just say that after Hindenburg Research released a short report on CVNA, Hindenburg's founder closed the company and retired. |
| Why is Western Digital selling the shares cheaper than what you can buy SanDisk for |
| Where have I heard that before |
| Figma will be rugged just wait. Not buying this shit |
| 5pm EST sharp live from Vancouver. 🤓 |
| Real talk, everyone hating on CVNA (me included) is just jealous they didn't catch the bottom on CVNA for a 100-150x gain |
| They may get hit by drones, but they won't sink before Iran tastes freedom. |
| Ive been telling myself for 2 years that one day CVNA will deflate and I'll be there to ride the whole way down w puts. Welp, it just died and I bitched out on buying puts. Fuck |
| You just lost a shitton of money on Pinterest like a week ago, time to hit the wendy's and dont gamble cuz you aint cut for this chief |
| Maybe I'm just a nerd, but I found this hilarious. \n\nI'm also wondering how many people are like, "Oh yeah, that makes sense." |
| Lol\n\nI didn’t buy any |
| Up 1,371% in a month. Finally discovered the secret: reckless position sizing and emotional instability. |
| My man, I don't give a flying fuck about you or your opinions. |
| 🌽 is showing great support at $0 |
| POS UNH dump at close |
| no u |
| A few k in lotto puts would have been delicious here though |
| Imagine having to drive |
| RTX and Rheinmetall |
| Might need to buy the DLC for that |
| Carvana during earnings call: "we will continue to cook our books to make our numbers look great."\n\nStock shreks up 50%. |
| Only a couple months since CVNA was added to spy and it's already vanquished 40-50 billion dollars of shareholder value. LMAO |
| Love how half of the people here are bulls, half bears, but on CVNA everyone is a bear |
| Which way tho? High good because spending, or high bad because people are shopping at walmart? |
| Ok now start a substack like Michael Burry. |
| Okay seriously is February going to be ANOTHER month spy is range bound? But we’ve been on this range since *checks notes* FUCKING OCTOBER |
| Soybeans, mango is gonna give you a stack when China won't buy them |
| Dump? Market leader in dump |
| Yea, I work in Hollywood, that EPS beat was some kinda sci-fi fantasy with unicorns and shit. |
| I mean one ship gets blown up in the strait and it takes a month or two to clean it up before its navigatable |
| thought ICE got you |
| they stated cooking the books already probably..... |
| What, ignorant? Ever heard of it? Eh, I guess it's a pretty big word for a 14 year old, after all. |
| I want as few "could of" people to become millionaires as possible, please. |
| Can’t spell CVNA without V. \n\nCalls it is. |
| I'm like, hey, what's up? Hello. |
| That’s every ai now |
| Teach us your ways |
| Up 17% after hours. |
| Congrats |
| That’s a lot of stress for making $400 a day. Also, what’s that spread? 3.6-5.5 lol |
| yep. got way more for mine than any shitty dealer or private sale would have ever considered. got rid of my shit wagon and was happy! |
| Damn I love this company but im locked in my plan 🙁 Love to see a good, old fashioned American company growing and thriving in this changing landscape. Earnings tomorrow. Check it out yall. Stay cool 😎 |
| [ Removed by Reddit ] |
| What I *think* is irrelevant.\n\nDXY is going back to 105 by summer. Silver and Nasdaq will descend together just as both rallied together.\n\nAnd if you want to become my intellectual bitch stick a Remindme on this post. I may just decide to remind you and call you my bitch anyway. |
| It got r@ped in the arse |
| The house of cards of used car salesmen? |
| Israel |
| You just don’t have the vision. tHis iS tHE wORsT iT wILl eVEr BE!!!!!! 🤡 |
| Imagine having a Tesla |
| Not in Euros lmao |
| Tomorrow before the open is $WMT earnings. This could have impact on $SPY as it’s a good economy indicator |
| CVNA earnings call at 530 today - this shit is gonna reverse lol |
| Show the plays! |
| Iran claims to have hypersonic missiles. Most experts have said the Fattah missile Iran claims as hypersonic isn't actually hypersonic. I doubt they actually have hypersonic missiles. \n\nI don't support American lives being sacrificed for Israel but let's be honest. If Iran does attempt to strike one of the carrier groups they've essentially signed up for an American-Israeli sponsored regime change. It won't go down like Maduro though. |
| So odd same with PAAS |
| I almost pulled the trigger at 3:30 but the IV was so high, and ive been burned multiple times trying to short this fucking crime stock. Fuck |
| It’s doing it today! |
| About damn time. |
| Found the guy who bought OP's put contract |
| Spy YTD +0.04% |
| My tesla is driving me around... wouldn't even mind if this thing ran into a wall and took me out |
| Rode those .3 red candles at EOD….sorry for your loss bra…. |
| So much Physical Corn drama. \n\nThe USDA really needs to get its shit together. These farmers have no idea what to plant. |
| CVNA down 24% after hours. Someone’s about to learn what “liquidity event” really means. |
| #Doordash recovering LMAO🤌 |
| Jut think about how glorious the CVNA death throe relief rallies will be though |
| REG>!~~T~~!<ARDS |
| its ok they making 6000 on the loan they gave out with 25% rate |
| And you think, what, 🥭 is for a strong USD??? |
| I was following carvana for over a year and I was shocked how the stock skyrocketed when it was added to the SP500. Finally investors are starting to realize how scammy this company really is. |
| *I'm not wrong, I'm just early.*\n\n*Its the same fucking thing Michael.* |
| I never considered buying CVNA at one point because I’m not a moron |
| U better stay tf down DASH |
| https://preview.redd.it/mytokpmxpbkg1.png?width=942&format=png&auto=webp&s=f170680ad08ce3543aa9364b3312bbceded8cf97\n\n |
| Stops |
| Usually theres others documents sandwiched between their 800 pages |
| Bro I hate oxy the shit does not move. It will never go to 50 |
| Sir a second put has hit the stock |
| Qualified for gains today yayyyyy |
| I thought about shorting carvana, but they were already down $120 from the end of January. This shits going back to $40 isn’t it? |
| I have half my portfolio as Klarna puts so hoping this doesnt cook me. Im up 50% since I opened them already |
| UBER leaps? |
| Look at that carvana lost porn 😂 |
| Which stocks if war with Iran? |
| It was last time it dumped and bounced back almost immediately |
| Always let one contract ride out into the sunset 🐎☀️ |
| IRS agents looking at OPs tax return:\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/782o025tpbkg1.png?width=478&format=png&auto=webp&s=d3f75a3c5611b82690796575b1470207399079a3 |
| Oxy to 100 when, these bags are heavy |
| I think HOOD should sponsor WSB like we made that bitch what it is |
| MU is ready for another leg up tomorrow 🚀 |
| Holy shit what happen to CVNA are cars no more? |
| Fck, 1 week late on put. |
| Is it a bad sign that the new chatGPT model is out and everyone is talking about all the things that are weird and bad about it and none of any of the improvements? |
| Bought SPX puts at the exact moment volatility died. My timing is so bad I could short gravity and make it go up. |
| You're winning at life. Enjoy it |
| And they say there’s no DD in WSB anymore |
| Rklb $80 tmw? |
| Sniped some 686Cs at 10 cents a pop and sold them for 60 cents 5 mins before close and expiring worthless. Life is good. |
| Hey /u/Rich-Operation-6775 - I am a bot from /r/wallstreetbets. You submitted one or more banned tickers: BYND.\n\n We don't allow discussion of low market cap (less than 500mm) tickers to prevent pump & dump spam and scammers. |
| That's some mstr numbers |
| 🤠 |
| gay finance bros will still buy one for their wives and drive it to work |
| CVNA back to $10 soon |
| Doing pretty good. |
| I hope the MMs own shit loads off CVNA, I would love to see them bleed on this one. |
| I sold way too early 😭😭 https://www.reddit.com/r/WalllStreetBets/s/m67JNiAXar |
| I though that was a typo and was for the year and not the quarter. Is this real? If so it's absolutely absurd.\n\nOk. Logged in to Fidelity and checked the news feed. It's there in black and white. That has to be why it's tanking so bad. |
| Carvana is stupid and they bought my mom's 2019 shit box Ford Escape for 3000 more than the dealer would |
| Like bags of sand, amirite? |
| I enjoy trading because of how understanding and compassionate the clearing houses are when it comes to getting trades reversed....... |
| You can figma balls |
| Jensen Huang was born the same date and year as Michael Jordan \n\nThat’s my thesis for calls |
| not sure but their AI product is phenomenal to the point it could cannibalize the rest of its offering |
| What are those pesos? |
| How are you doing man, did you bounce back emotionally from losing over 250k in a day last summer. What's the plan now |
| GOOG 300 csp expiring in 9 days. I've never felt safer tbh. I think I'm finally out of my losing money funk. Turns out when you're too busy to overtrade, everything works out. All I had to do was buy low and sell high all along. Huh. |
| U belong here |
| If this happen to me im finding the carvana lot and stealing their cars and selling to whoever ships them to africa and the middle east |
| Isn't that on the over the counter markets |
| SPY watching CVNA looking the other way. , “ You were saying” |
| What did we tell you about banging up a kangaroo?! This is the LAST TIME. |
| Quite sus that once wallstreet unloaded their bags on index funds, CVNA started to tank |
| Figma to $40 ez |
| Go fuck yourself. 🫵🤡 |
| No way these numbers are real $CAR est. EPS: -$0.23 Actual EPS: -$21.25 lmaoooo |
| CVNA is a buy at $17 |
| Today really reminded my why I don’t fw options |
| Live laugh love that for you |
| Where the figma haters at |
| Wait is that another word added to the antisemetic card? |
| At least 🫵are not a CVNA bull (probably). |
| CVNA finally died, I’ve been waiting years for that ponzi to collapse |
| ^ |
| That giant army of ours better be put to a good use every once in a while. |
| What? |
| If you buy and wait, you will probably have some winners if you invest in quantum. The big problem? We simply are not fully certain that quantum computing at scale is viable for several different reasons, and even if it is, we're not entirely sure how to get there yet. So problem one is it's a long ways out, and there is no certainty it will come.\n\nNo, it will not upend encryption and wreck crypto. Blockchain technology is more cryptographically secure than your bank account. If it can be hacked, so can every bank and military base on the planet. The more likely scenario here is that systems adapt with the new technology–quantum computing viability also means quantum encrypting viability. \n\nWill it make you rich? Possibly. It's a long, risky play up there with asteroid mining and sex robots. It will probably make a lot of money eventually but there are a lot better opportunities at least right now. |
| 2021 Burry moment |
| No way its a great quarter if it dies im just buying more |
| Bers and Bols cum swapping fr |
| Nahhh under valued stock going back to adobe buy out price of $34 |
| Oh is it ? |
| What if earnings were announced during regular hours… |
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| Gaslighting don't work here, this ain't the time before the Gaza war. I don't even give a shit about Palestinians, the Epstein files already prove you retards playing defense and denying the connection are either Israel jews or psyops agent from MOSSAD. |
| Position? |
| I know some regard in here will go balls deep in CVNA calls tomorrow morning 🤣🤣 |
| just woke up from a 3 week coma. can't wait to check my full ported CVNA |
| Well… it’s certainly flat |
| $OPEN holders, you say you’re the “$CVNA” of the housing market?! Yeah all you bag holders are fcked LOOOOOOL |
| Israel should have nukes habibi. Iran should not |
| How is the kangaroo gang doing? Feel like they are either running the place or banged up worse than everybody. |
| It’s the first thing to make sense in this market for years tbh |
| That shit is literally never gonna make it to market. They can’t even have a smooth closed trial |
| FIG rally is gonna die out faster than fake meat |
| My wife is cooking me up a steak. I’m thinking mine’s gotta be a ribeye. Probably gonna be a 32-ouncer for me. |
| I can confirm I'm a dumbass without the documentation thanks |
| Why hasent EQX reported ? |
| "shoulda, coulda, woulda" doesn't make money, bro. |
| And Israel does. Mr white? |
| Short sell party at my house, BYO IIBRX stock. |
| Cybercab will be 300k and regularly veers into oncoming traffic |
| Ermmm guys why is DoorDash going back up 😅 |
| Did you even read the article and read again the reply above ? |
| Damnnnnnnnn |
| No they cooked them. 3 times eps beat. Market doesn’t believe it |
| Happy Birthday Brah 🤠🤠🤠 |
| Why? |
| Man the ai component completely changed the game. I didn’t use it before AI, but I can literally tell it to make any changes I want, wait a minute and it’s completely redone the code. It’s pretty impressive. I also used to think ai would completely derail the need for figma until I started using it, and it’s sped up so much of the UI/UX work I do with my users. Now I’m somewhat of a fan and bought a bunch of shares when it hit the low 20s😅 this was after I shorted it after the ipo |
| CVNA is the canary in the coal mine. The house of cards is falling.\n\n\n\n\n(My puts really want this to be true) |
| $120? So double?\n\nAlso, the spread is quite large for options. Are you buying stocks? |
| I love how CVNA getting analraped brings us all together. \n\n😆🤣😂 |
| It’s so easy. All they have to say on CVNA earnings call is we don’t have any accounting issues and this stock goes back up over $300 |
| literally how |
| 👌 sure they are |
| Worse than a FULL retard. |
| $dash almost recovered |
| Iran should not have nukes habibi |
| Yeah, but we all said that years ago, and we all lost at least 1k in the process. |
| Homeless people with dji gear making tiktoks |
| Some regard will definitely buy it 😂😂 |
| some of you are successful with the opposite sex and it shows |
| Back to $3. |
| that's where my head was at. I wanted to do puts sooo bad too. |
| It has been painful (short at 373 avg basis and a month ago it was up to 480). 🙏Hopefully I take assignment and offset at 300, and then I’m subsequently going to exercise all my emotional intelligence never to touch that fucking stock again. |
| Could really use a tweet right now |
| You found out the ED drugs u take has side effects |
| Figma balls in ber mouth |
| 🙂 |
| One of us one of us |
| I have a feeling futures are going to be interesting tonight |
| And you still want to send your kids to fight a war for them? Go ahead, the idf will welcome you as well |
| Same |
| CVNA bargain here |
| ... you might be thinking of the [Ever Given blocking the Suez Canal](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2021_Suez_Canal_obstruction)? |
| interactive brokers |
| Honestly, I am glad to be wrong |
| Musk promised a $39k cybercuck. Now $80k\n\nSurely the $30k Cybercab won't experience the same fate. |
| fucking coooooked brother. |
| Dw everyone’s 401k gonna contribute to CVNA, we’re in this piece of shit whether you like it or not |
| Only calls |
| Should have gotten some CVNA puts lol. |
| Ya I’m gunna open some month out call credit spreads at 450 just as a reminder so if it does reach there I will begin a short again. Otherwise I will collect the small credit |
| Robots and ipo of SpaceX.. nah |
| Was looking at CVNA puts yesterday but didn't pull the trigger since they been continuously going up despite the fraud. Kinda sad now |
| Just change your name |
| Anyone buying CVNA here? |
| Source on SOF activity? |
| Why does mango man keep talking about Diego Garcia? Is that the superbowl halftime show guy? |
| dordash recovered to +5% |
| What are my moves for tomorrow? Lose money of course. |
| “Your trade confirmations are available” \n\nDon’t remind me you pricks |
| Not our problem ultimately. |
| It was the retarded canary in the coal mine in 2021 too |
| There should be a way to buy dips without logging into my account to see how bigly down I am |
| Wrong.\n\nPrecious metals inversely correlate with USD.\n\nHence precious metals rallied alongside Nasdaq for an extended period. (Nasdaq c. 16k -> 25k April to January; Silver spot 28 to 120 same period). |
| I like free money so maybe I’ll just short 🌽 |
| I read this as “cyber CRABS” and was excited. Wake me up when that comes thru. Sea crabs, not pubic crabs. |
| I used to work as a full stack engineer (about 50% Python backend and 50% NodeJS + Typescript). Now entirely backend (distributed systems). I used Figma extensively (this was before AI though) so I do know it's really useful, but I haven't tried out AI for front-end sketching so I think I'm going to look more into it. |
| congrats |
| The drones I don’t think there’s anything that could be done (unless there’s some crazy jamming device that the US has stashed away which I wouldn’t necessarily be surprised). As far as ballistics I don’t think it’s a coincidence there’s so many fighter jets being assembled. Might be a stop gap for interceptors, I remember reading during the last strike they were using fighters to shoot down rockets. I assume they can only do that with the less advanced ballistic/ hypersonic missiles. I’m not sure how this plays but with how their economy is any conflict they enter likely is the end regardless. |
| I’m the type of guy to pay the minimums on my credit cards just so I can put more money into options |
| Who is driving them? |
| yeah we traded minnesota for greenland. even swap |
| How many times has it pumped to oblivion before though lmao, 50/50 shot |
| Etsy just sold Depop to Ebay for a $400M loss at EOD. Surely this means it's gonna crash at earnings as the only aspect about Etsy that people were discussing was how Depop was propping it up.\n\nBut then again, I'm retarded. |
| Wrong sir. This is the what 0DTE do I buy subreddit. |
| CVNA finally stopped cooking books? |
| Oh boy my CVNA puts are priiiiiiinting tomorrow. |
| LOL NOT ENOUGH MEAT ALL OF A SUDDEN HUH\n\n |
| Thanks bro, don't fomo |
| Tomorrow won’t do much early-the big day is Friday |
| Loansharking business in money trouble |
| holy shit |
| It was one of the bloodiest conflicts of the 20th century, a proxy war involving everyone from the US to N. Korea. Now they’ve developed drones and possible nuclear weapons. Underestimate your enemy at your peril. |
| CVNA to 0 lets goooooo |
| that's some valueinvesting level dd right there |
| my short put showing i will be down 750% which mean you will make 750% from me \ncongrats and fuck u🍆 |
| Godspeed, regard. |
| fuck CVNA scam, glad it's getting what it deserves. |
| Cathie Would, too |
| I am American habibi |
| Its the margins. They were making much more per transaction last year. Their GPU is around $3k vs $6k which is what was targeted by analysts.\n\nYou won't get insane tech p/e multiples with margins compressing that much. |
| I hope you bought puts for tomorrow |
| Now take that POS out of the SPX |
| Not seen as sustainable? The pump has been accomplished and now we saw the dump in real time. |
| What a beautiful dump on cvna mayne |
| woof |
| The one time I don’t short Carvana on earnings |
| I like their video service better than netflix these days too |
| Your reply indicated your regardedness. Read a book bro-it’s better than looking at your phone all day |