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| oh good AI people meeting next week? |
| Come on papi Walsh I have puts placed for this week and next 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 |
| oklo? |
| next week boutta be a pump for ai |
| Are you beating the market? :ahyes: |
| Feels like people are just tired of GOOGL down and sideways bullshit. People are losing all confidence and just closing their positions. |
| Theyll let no stone unturned for the next scam |
| What's funny about this is its actually the treasury's moves that is the "money printer" and the fed is secondary. But the two work together so it's not that important to separate them. |
| All nonchalant and shit. Congrats |
| https://preview.redd.it/5xlbew6cvdkh1.png?width=634&format=png&auto=webp&s=174ab6a4a36683c1aab3b0d1a616f0afb0da189e\n\n |
| AI meeting next week |
| If he's not in the capacity to answer, he won't be able to answer. Also, he doesn't even need to answer. It's not about how he's going to respond, you already know that. Sending a message changes something for you, that's why it matters. |
| Everytime I see a cool shoe and then see the nike swoosh i'm immediately dissapointed bc i just know it's going to be lower quality. |
| FCK cryptooo |
| Press conference was a nothing burger 🍔 |
| Ugh |
| I am so fk tired of this shit. Evil rich people playing with retail because 🥭 is the worst thing that could happend to the market/Casino and the world |
| That’s a rough ride man, and youre still holding? |
| How long until Mango solves inflation by replacing USD with Trump Coin |
| They have no money constraint beyond what Congress decides they spend and don't. Money doesn't come from nowhere, it gets decided into existence by Congress. It get's spent into accounts aka actually created by the treasury. The fed plays a technical accounting role, and asset swaps for interest rates.\n\nThe treasury has infinite money to do anything congress says it must do. |
| "i really want a good drone stock but idk if its even a good idea anymore" |
| :derp: |
| I wish they would pass the retard act for us |
| Crypto is dumb but October would follow historical low pattern |
| Wow wild day no matter what i did i got my teeth kicked lost 17% of my port on spy options. |
| Whatever you do.\n\nDon't hold US dollar assets. The currency is going straight into the shitter.\n\nLong gold |
| Condolences brother |
| Yes got 400 2c at .16 |
| AI MEETING NEXT WEEK |
| Let’s be realistic here, even if mRNA has a cancer vaccine, retards will still not take it cause it’s a vaccine. They’ll want to fight the cancer naturally, the 🤡s |
| define everything, you're still here |
| Someone poke SPY with a stick |
| WHAT GOING ON WITH MEMORY etc. obviously big wall of shorts, they gonna get fucked eventually just fucking sucks watching the rest go up |
| i bought and it went -1% instantly. FUCKKKKKK |
| https://preview.redd.it/j2qp3j68vdkh1.jpeg?width=112&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=679ab512231868c65f52393e9bf2dd008027121e\n\n |
| God I'd kill for a comptent management team. Scott Wisniewski couldn't manage a dairy queen. |
| how many dollars can SPY drop in the final 30 minutes... $3? $5? |
| RDDT is so shit holy fuch might just take the 700 loss |
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| I lost everything |
| Absolutely. Its disgracefully pounded. |
| Might toss 100 bucks into fidelitys bitcoin etf |
| I feel bad for $REDDIT regards 😞 |
| # I’m falling asleep watching this price action |
| Also, Trump is falling asleep standing up |
| broadcom may be down today, do we think it's gonna dump to infinity tomorrow? |
| Now you know the real reason for the corn pump earlier. |
| vinkelv-eye |
| So basically with all the chances we got this year we got to be tards if we didn't make at least a milli |
| Eff it. All in on SPCX |
| Damn they are are about to pull mangos pants down and gargle his balls |
| Who wants CBRS shares? I'll give you the greatest biggly discount ever! |
| Oh look spy is up 20 cents annddddd it's gone |
| The greatest stock trader ever is Trump's speech writer |
| agreed |
| Prediction markets aren't markets. They are casinos. |
| Calls confirmed. Thank you. |
| They want inflation, why would they not want that? |
| This is why I'm glad I'm diversified and hold both: Marvell (2% of portfolio) & Broadcom (4%)\n\nIt's so easy for hyperscalers to choose who they want for a custom ASIC program. |
| Just buy memory and fight all the big money short, break those co\*k suckers |
| Have you seen the colombian peso vs the dollar in the past 12 months? 💔 |
| So memory is no longer needed? How the fck does that make sense? |
| why the fuck do we have to hear BOTH winklevoss twins speak? |
| Happen by Friday please |
| am i the only one cringing when they are mentioning "prediction markets"? |
| yes |
| Ay mang, I'm just the reporter. |
| Full send LFG |
| Y tho?\n\n |
| GG thetagang. I didn't want to make money anyway. |
| WDC a buy??? |
| META yearns for red |
| Literally the best timing I’ve had in market in my life. Bought 3x leverage yesterday at $58 on coin base. Once it broke $60 decided fuck it gonna YOLO $9 calls. If crypto bull market runs I think it can push $90 |
| This is a fucking joke. Icing on the cake for his grand fuck ups. |
| NASDAQ 100 is down 1% for the 5 days and ny portfolio of AI stock options is down 15%. NEGIOTAITE WITH IRAN TRUMP MID TERMS ARE COMING DO IT NOW BEFORE MY OPTIONS WORTHLESS EXPIRE RATHER THAN LATER!!!!!! |
| Gold to 6k\n\nUSD to Venezuela |
| what kind of fucking pin hour is this |
| I own 7 shares of this 🗑️ |
| This is all just one big circle jerk |
| okay i have no idea if youre new to bitcoin but youre falling into a trap many people do. youre becoming complacent. happened to people back in 2022, happened to people back in november, happened to people back in may, and its happening right now with this latest pumpy. Do yourself a favor. take the loss on the pump and buy back in october. who cares if it goes, higher its literally just sucking in retails so the big wigs can dump on their asses come time. you will get a better deal in october/november timeframe. \n \n***please go watch ben cowen on youtube***. you will come away with a much better macro understanding of bitcoin with and probably avoid a 60 percent drawdown on your investment. \n\nbelieve it or not i want you to be rich. not gaped. i just hate Michael saylor, a lot. |
| I’ve personally found if you buy when prices are low and sell when prices are high, you’ll see better returns than the average investor! 🙂 |
| The media is adding to it as well. “Inflation is cooling due to newest number” and that was a 1% increase after a -4% increase the month prior. How is that cooling.\n\nWe were 3.4% YoY and YTD additive we should be 1.9% at this time but we are 2.1%. Even additive is more of a way to see a trend as YoY would likely be worse than adding the monthly changes. Haven’t looked at that data or done the math to check that hypothesis though. |
| I’ll be damned, it touched 160 |
| I don’t even like money, it tastes icky :derp: :derp: |
| orange man getting free handies from his charlatans |
| Yo mama touched my deek |
| 150% is fucking absurd wtf |
| soooo....does one of you regards bet on another 100% mrna move... |
| I mean how many times can this ratfuck say theres a deal when there isn't? when are there consequences for that? |
| Haha monkey with Calvin kleins |
| Teach a men to make fire, he's warm for a night. Set a man on fire he's warm for the rest of his life. |
| ha 💸 ha 💸 ha 💸 ha |
| yeah we're all shorting the company that just cured cancer... |
| Oil down? Suddenly Moderna solved problem with Hormuz? |
| yeah also I'm just gonna stay away from stocks that have a dilution cloud hanging over their heads, you never know when ur gonna get fucked in the ass. my port was ONDS and ASTS for about 2 months now. Sold ONDS for 30% last week. Looking to get out of ASTS end of this month. |
| Axon is the beast that keeps on beastin |
| 770 touched |
| SEMI liking this speech |
| USO down 3 percent in 2 hours. |
| "onwership" lol |
| Where’d my money go |
| It wants to go up but everyone is terrified on how the algos will react to his nonsense |
| He scammed a billion dollars from it. |
| Are we shorting MRNA or is it going to keep running lol |
| And here we go $mrvi |
| SHOOT THE WHOLE ROOM AND LET SNDK CEO SPEAK |
| Wow professional PIN job happening rn market wide. The likes of which this country has never seen before. |
| IM NOT SEEING ENOUGH PUMPING GUYS |
| You are impressive. |
| So wer ein a war and this is what our presidents doing. We lost the war |
| -said everyday |
| this guys kraken me up |
| Stock goes up and you sell a put at $100 earlier you'd make money but thats because it expires. |
| Is it done yapping yet? |
| silver and gold are squirting on my face 💦 |
| yeah these idiots keep spam jerking RDDT. I'm being serious here! |
| So gay and boring |
| SNDK CEO IS STUCK aT THE DOOR LET HIM INNN |
| when i bought $IBIT it went down lmao |
| "Federal Reserve says US stock valuations are near dot-com bubble levels." |
| \^Sell signal |
| It's kind of like when you go to one of those parties and it's all male gymnasts and they're in the other room showomg off how they can S their own Ds really loudly. That's what the broadcast of the meeting today sounds like. |
| Im long bonds until thanksgiving |
| i just realized those two dudes in the back are twins |
| Did you just call me a bot? |
| JUST SHORTED USO |
| LET THE FUCKING SNDK CEO IN |
| The entire Wallstreet pumping the market and its FLAT!? |
| I'm certain this isn't what you meant but I can't help but read this as if it took you three years to find the right knife.\n\nJoking aside, if you look up where the price of steel was 3 years ago and compare to today you'll find, I think, some familiar numbers. |
| RH guy speaking above a 3rd grade reading level 😥 |
| Feds dual mandate, Keep interest rates just low enough for Inflation to persist, but just high enough to keep wages from growing. |
| We could get a massive squeeze on memory any sec… lots of short on these |
| The classic “sell in May and go away” strategy might have been the play |
| Maybe this will chill out inflation fears and the bond market |
| Half the oil coming out and now it's costing the US taxpayers millions every day to run a protection racket. They call this a win! |
| this is like the capos visiting the Boss |
| Isn't the Cad market up more ytd than the US ? |
| | Ticker | Target | Entry | Current | Move | Expires |\n|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|\n| **MRNA** ▼ | $138.00 (below) | $151.57 | $159.00 | -9.0% | Aug 22, 4:54 PM |\n| **Record** | 5W - 3L | 63% | - | - | - | |
| Hype up 20% today along with PURR. Lovinnng itttt |
| OPEN back to 5 |
| I guess if it works on a virus and that's the same virus causes other cancers sure. But we don't know that. Because I didn't think melanoma was from a virus. |
| ORANGE I THINK SNDK CEO IS AT THE DOOR LET HIM IN |
| !banbet |
| plz do this, i wanna buy the dip but its not going below 490 |
| Robinhood straight theta-ing while talking? wtf is this 🤬 |
| I’d be sick |
| Is that the roaring cat guy, he looks greasy w\\o his bandana. |
| They know there are just a bunch of retards on Robinhood trading 0dtes losing everything |
| calls right here |
| Agreed. Every child born between 2025 and 2028 will have an account with their user interface. |
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| tomorrow red day bet bet bet bet |
| Degened into snap 500 5.50c at 2c |
| It's based on new Zealand coming up with the idea in the 1990s.\n\nFucking NEW Zealand the same sort of people who escaped the the inflationary tyranny of Old Zealand, so they know. |
| Margin call 💀 |
| On the other hand, this moron provided so many "buy the dip" moments for oil stocks. |
| BTC has gone down since this circlejerk on crypto started. |
| BRK to 0 |
| sls nxt mrna |
| I hope they have to smell mango’s ass the whole time they’re up there. He seems clean today though, I don’t see any wincing. |
| HE TALKING BOUT OUS |
| Gugugaga, hyper liquid crypto, eat memory |
| I've had 400-500 shares for about 2 years now. Recommend reading their latest debt covenants before jumping in. 100% of cash flow to repay creditors until debt is cleared. |
| They really pinned this shit |
| I need one 💯 efficient too like not Reddit who pumps 10% max |
| MRVL |
| OUR BOY VLAD! |
| Im so fucking bored |
| Rddt Stock getting Hammered while Other Social Media Stocks rebounce... Yeah Sure.. this IS a 20% Drop from the S&P inclusion Peak already. Like wth man. |
| Omg Vlad joined a band? Good for him |
| did he\ |
| This 🌮 gave me "Crypto"-sporidiosis 🤮 |
| something else I forgot to note : I think all forms of gambling will make their way to robinhood via tokenization or other methods for one reason - they are amazing at integrations and they grant you access to the upcoming entire AUM base of the US. \n\nGet to the money at all times. |
| Why? |
| This convinced me to sell everything. No one has any interest in doing the right shit. |
| Oil dumping. 10yr dumping.\n\nIt means your fucked bears. |
| VIX < $15?? |
| Waaaait for it |
| I would except that he is an officer in the army and I'm just a retarded PhD student.\n\n"Sir, the Iranians are sending warning signals, how should we respond?"\n\n"Hold on Private, I need to stop my brother from employing 0DTE options like a fucking halfwit. At attention!"\n\n"Sir, yes sir!" |
| If he doubles it again he can live comfortably in Colombia for a decade. |
| bers are all talk- they gonna evaporate next week |
| RDDT will get so much Internet activity closer to midterms |
| MRNA 🌮 bought it in May like so many others, he don’t give a fuck😆😆😆 |
| Someone bought 2000 PURR calls 3 hrs before Trump mentioned it in his speech LMFAO |
| I’d suck dick for 100k |
| We’re not getting 770 EOD |
| this is the best spot to short buttcorn |
| some bullshit being said. now hes trying to boost crpyto so Baron could become a billionare. |
| they're reallyf leecing the toyim with these pinned days |
| Bald man sycophanted so hard even 🥭 had to stop him |
| this retard said the new york stock exchange was formed with our country |
| Two biggest chip stocks are gonna be reporting soon. NVDA next week and Micron on the 22nd. Hopefully they’ll be good catalysts. Neither of their ERs seem to be priced in right now at all lol |
| is crypto pamping or damping |
| It’s be funny market dumps 10% during this speech just to get his reaction. Just a movie monent |
| Why the hell is only hype pumping |
| I’m sorry, please just give me my money back |
| shhh they're gonna print at 3:30 |
| Can we talk about real assets now |
| Congrats bro |
| You sold to open position or sold to close position?! |
| they're really fleecing the goyim with these pins |
| Anyone else thinking WMT call lottos? |
| Naked Condor? |
| Axios - The U.S. military has quietly established a Shipping corridor in and out of the Strait of Hormuz to transport millions of barrels of oil each day — a notable success even as the broader war remains at a stalemate, two U.S. officials told Axios. \nUnder the operation, which has been underway for the last several weeks, 15 to 20 Tankers have entered and exited the strait through a Southern channel along the coast of Oman. \nAbout 10M barrels of oil a day — roughly half the pre-war volume — are being transported out of the strait and injected into the global energy market, the officials said. |
| Curious how this one will age |
| Bro stop glazing and pump chips lmao |
| Trade policies lol gtfo |
| https://preview.redd.it/c1bz4ik6udkh1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4691ef6d14da700be06185a496199243b4c4a8b5 |
| This bot account is rampant in this sub for some reason. |
| im out, quick 10% profit on SOL |
| Bald man sycophants so hard even 🥭 had to stop him |
| All giving 🥭 a reach around at that press conf on crypto .. Sheesh get a room lads |
| Condor printing |
| Can someone summarize the moron so far? |
| i just bought, 100% of my margin port. low margin requirement so i should be good. |
| Why do they hate Gary gensler so much? |
| Someone big went heavy short into STX, would not be surprised if something comes out |
| Come on uuuu uuuuu |
| so this is all about crypto with intend to boost their bags |
| MU red to green? |
| did some regard call mrna now? betting on another 100% swing lol |
| How much u willing to pay? |
| MU green to red? |
| Why would MSS borrow rate be 261% ? Seems extraordinarily high |
| hahahhahaahaha 770 SPY call buyers LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO |
| I can’t believe oil stocks dumped ahead of this speech. Energy is like a battered housewife, Trump stands up and oil runs to the kitchen.\n\nDomestic abuse isn’t a laughing matter. If you suffer from abuse, there are support networks, unlike for oil and gas investors, they get nothing. |
| just yoloed RDDT, now i relax until midterms. maintanence ratio so low i should be good even if it dumps |
| We should pump those margin loan numbers up to at least $2T |
| that was a good run mrna, now go back to your actual value of $35 |
| Oh, I've been watching it. I didn't sell on the last run up |
| Spy moves $0.02 and my portfolio moves $500. lmao |
| MU pump into close would be nice |
| Ah, the usual then? Waive 'em through. |
| Sure thing bub |
| Why are they talking like the U.S. and the global economy will switch to crypto instead of the petrodollar starting tomorrow? Crypto namba wan??? |
| can these retards move away from crypto |
| wtf |
| My hyper liquid has doubled since I bought LMFAO PURR |
| How much u lose |
| Ironically I can listen to mango speak despite how tarded he is because he doesn’t read a prepared speech word by word like he’s giving some lame corporate presentation, but I had to turn it off when these other bozos start talking in their presentation cadence voices. |
| RDDT |
| Are you for real |
| Brooo it seems we're in the matrix indeed. |
| Maybe its MRNA |
| I love how chips are down because no reason, hilarious I’m laughing so hard… |
| My favorite part of crypto is how it is almost anti-capital. It not only takes away funding from actual companies that produce goods or services, but also steals natural resources, electricity, and compute from things that could actually be productive. |
| I love how corn is supposed to be self custody unless the government says they’ll pump it then it’s all good lmaooooo |
| These people are the most disgusting ball lickers on the planet |
| ASTS if it didnt continously fail to deliver would have been beautiful, best bet now is a buyout |
| would've retired |
| Holy shit, we pausing in September too 😳 |
| Understanding references to a TV show that has been canceled four times should be a new AI benchmark. |
| closing out my puts from the morning... thank you exit liquidity for your continued dedication |
| RKLB! |
| This motherfucker… |
| HTZ round 2 lesgo |
| Me thinks its gonna be bloody clifford red in the markets over the next three months |
| shoulda done it |
| watching everyone chase moonshots while liquidity evaporates is boring dread, i am just sitting here waiting for the dry spell to end or me to die. |
| following |
| is anything happening |
| Clearly it’s being heavily shorted here |
| Inject days like this into my fucking veins. Was down near $400 pre-market on SPX, up to over $5,000 now |
| It was in such a nice down trend... |
| RDDT |
| I recently bought the Wix share and rode it up 45% before closing the trade. Why couldn't the market price this in correctly? |
| We got a little tease in the first half |
| I genuinely thought about throwing 2k EUR to Moderna at 120 with 5x leverage on eToro\n\n |
| damn now I remember why I never watch these boring ass speeches |
| why am i watching this |
| Just say Call or put? |
| To pump his crypto company |
| ASTS is a piece of shit, no point even averaging since my average is 70...want it to actually dump to 50. won't be playing drone and space stocks anymore, shit is flat |
| NO FUCKING WAY I FKING BLEW MY ACCOUNT AGIAANLKGNSL,DKNGSZ |
| to boost insiders' crypto bags |
| track insurance? Us drift guys have been raw dogging track days for years |
| FOR GODS SAKE CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT STOCK IS GONNA HAVE ITS MRNA MOMENT TOMORROW? U HAVE 40 MINS. |
| theres nothing like trading on the news |
| NothingBurgers and NothingTacos 🍔 🌮 |
| "strongest market in the world" have they not seen KOSPI ????? |
| Trade may still miss. You need to get time, direction and magnitude all right. Difficult one is magnitude with insider info as the market will have already priced in a general direction |
| Ohhh I see were having a magic bean conference |
| I was told Bitcoin was gonna double in price today.. wtf |
| Why is STX getting targeted so much more than MU and SNDK? |
| I’d say the market is taking a Cleveland steamer on me but I’m actually kinda into that so idk what to call it but I’m losing money and not happy |
| Holy circlejerk lmao |
| Cant believe I'm witnessing the fall of an empire in my lifetime |
| I would not recommend paying short term capital gains on anything. \n\nI’m personally planning on holding multiple years. |
| Oh the SEC? The same ones who let this fat fuck run around unchecked? FUCK THE SEC |
| Bought Reddit calls |
| A sex robot announcement would have had a hell of a lot more impact on the market than this crap. |
| you are about to witness, the greatest wealth generation of our time. This is the beginning of what will be called the great melt up. Re-pricing of all assets, across all classes...hope you hold some! (fyi, stock in a company is an asset) |
| crypto bout to pump |
| shit, how much is my hawktuah coin worth now i wonder |
| Why not just annex it? |
| Does the SEC usually lick the president's ass on camera like this? |
| UUUUU |
| I wish a group of people would suck me off in public like this |
| We’re very far from hyperinflation, c’mon now. We’re in an elevated inflationary environment compared to historical norms. Hyperinflation is when we’re at 50% or more per month, prices go up daily if not hourly, and it takes wheelbarrows of cash to buy a loaf of bread. We’re not Zimbabwe/Venezuela or 1920’s Germany.\n\nYeah 5%+ annually sucks, but don’t act like it’s 5% DAILY, because it’s not and we’re not even remotely close to that level of hyperinflation yet. |
| Selling Calls and Puts, fuck it! This market is rigged |
| It’s a fictional financial revolution, y’all |
| Mrna is dropping like fuck tomorrow |
| CHOP WOULD BE ACTUAL MOVEMENT\n\nTHIS IS JUST FLAT |
| I heard we gamma squeezing |
| these guys are like the fucking mean girls in high school.\n\n \nGoodbye Gary Ginsler! |
| reddit got sold because the company is too good, needs a way higher p/e ratio to pump |
| Shorted Puts yesterday and bought Calls on leverage today, living the dream |
| memory to the moon |
| Booooominh. Calls confirmed |
| There isn’t one. |
| How to does "new ipo's " pump SPY |
| buying puts |
| Rddt is a worthless piece of shit |
| YEAH MAN IT'S BOOMING LMAO |
| Why is it dumping |
| hear me out. we refinance the debt with crypto, then devalue cripto. Debt goes to 0. :rich: |
| Pretty much considering it's an $84k check from Daddy |
| When it gets back over $932.64, holds it as support, and buyers/momentum confirm. Until then, I’m not assuming it goes up. Look at the chart right now...you can see it testing that level. Momentum is bullish on the 5/10/15 min and there’s also a potential C to D move developing. |
| I forgot about it |
| Yeah for too long unfortunately lol |
| *Now* you notice? |
| Que opinan de bill holdings? |
| What’s the point of this |
| ya the bet is on it being priced in earlier once big boys realize this. (the reason for the calls) But I think it's a great long term investment too. |
| Really bizarre coming across this comment while I’m drinking Metamucil |
| 765 friday would heal the world |
| Jfc. These spineless ass kissers. This is some north Korea shit |
| LOL 🥭 JUST SAID "GO BUY A SANDISK, WE'RE SENDING THAT SHIT TO 3000" |
| RDDT back under $150 soon? |
| This is not gonna be good for us |
| The choppiness of this market the last 3 weeks is torture |
| I don't have a felony dad who's the potus?\n\n^(sadpepe) |
| Samesies |
| fuck gary gensler all my homies hate gary gensler |
| no |
| Trump, "Cisco is the greatest American company ever... hurry and buy some of their shares. It's going to be yuge, the best, so much money to be made.... buy now, really, really... a beautiful company and big gainer." |
| The value is $0 if you bought the option without the shares and if you own the shares its 0 because you can sell them at $154.. |
| Told yall to buy PURR |
| You're a blind gay ber what do you know |
| When do you sell something like MRNA? I bought (much less than you) a year ago and now I’m like do I take profit and pay tax? Im trying to just grow my savings short term while I save for a house. I’m too regarded for this shit. |
| Wtf is $2% |
| Theres a task force for that |
| the fat fuck is sleeping lol |
| Lets go bitcoin |
| Sounds like good time to pick up more to hold |
| u drinking metamucil? |
| this guy gotta chill w the glazing |
| This dude talk zesty ah hell |
| planning to buy it loon lol, if it dips below 150 i am in\n\n |
| SCOTUS ruled that he didn't. Didn't stop that fat fuck from trying anyway. |
| Thought it was just me. No new news… |
| Which of his aides eat his shit and licks his asshole? |
| 🙁 |
| … you’ve been here before right? |
| This is going to trigger a dump. |
| mrna with that casual 150% in a day swing |
| But the orange man said that this is the best economy / jobs data in the history of the world |
| No McRib yet? |
| Rddt...destroys earnings and raises...sp500 inclusion...market: we don't care take it lower |
| Fuck all these slimeballs |
| Ok AMZN that was cute but time to give it back |
| I never thought I would be able to make so much money in a single day |
| Trump sleeping? |
| They've been publishing anti cancer p2 results. Apparently market is dumb as hell. |
| He heard you typing that |
| FREE SBF!!! I for one welcome our ADHD Overlords! |
| Back in my day, no tariffs meant SPY +2% |
| It’s official STX is getting shorted into oblivion, avoid this at all costs |
| What do datacenters do when their GPUs are replaced? I just need one. |
| Maybe don't get so hung up on politics as to ruin irl friendships? |
| KOSPI soon |
| You guys have no idea what cancer is or what this drug is or what the results of the study actually mean. Hint: they didn’t cure thousands of diseases under the umbrella term “cancer”. They didn’t even cure melanoma, which this drug targets. \n\nThe drug is very effective, but anyone saying they cured cancer is a tard. |
| i dont have insider information daily |
| Unfortunately it moves the tickers wildly so… it has to be allowed |
| guy next to presidnt FRANTICALLY PLAYING WITH HIS FINGERNAIL |
| PUMP THOSE BITCOINS BOYS |
| Fed isn't going to hike rates, they will be fired if they try. |
| Fuck u pdf |
| just did |
| Sell the news Crypto Bros. |
| I just didn't expect a woman to give any credence to my wild fantasies |
| Not to mention they always only point to things that average consumers don't really use day to day. It's easy to say inflation is stable if you completely ignore food, rent and energy. |
| There goes STX, goodnight |
| Fuck |
| Release the bombs aimed at the anti crypto taliban |
| no more crypto pls |
| Are these mf'ers about to start building coin mining centers..... |
| pump the markets already! |
| 🫴🏻'I love inflation' LMFAO |
| I would step over your starving children to make $10 tbh |
| COMPUTE CAPITAL OF THE WORLD PAMP |
| what a fucking waste of time not even acknowledging memory |
| Barren is worth 150 million and he’s an unemployed college kid. What’s your excuse |
| "Defeated the anti-crypto army" 🤡 |
| Fuck crypto fake ass shit |
| weird don't remember a president having sanction power. |
| BTC PAMP |
| he seems nervous af |
| holy shit this one likes getting railed |
| The anti cypto army is defeated! The straight of bitcoin is open |
| bull market ladies and gents, bull market....WE PAAAAAMP!!!! |
| MSTR will solve cancer next |
| the anti crypto army |
| Fuck this nothing is actually being said |
| At what point should it be suggested that maybe there is a separate WSB sub for when Orange man speaks...posting about every word he utters is like a sports game thread. |
| Honest to god idiocracy would be a better world to live in than this. At least they were trying |
| Do most bears just sit around day drinking and revenge trading? |
| They are also IPOing at reasonable valuations where there's room to actually make money buying the IPO. Whereas shit in the US is going public at 1T+. |
| I don't believe trump that he didn't check his portfolio today |
| Well duh you sanction a giant hub of manufacturing and yeah that would have a bad ripple effect. |
| Its like seeing a 5 year old mind in an 80 year old body.\n\nLook.. .squirrel.... in a natalie harp costume! |
| Bro name dropped hyperliquid |
| You’re sitting nice Imo, if we climb up a bit I’ll take the gamble on avg down + rolling. Thanks man , good luck as well 🫡 |
| what a waste of time. Turning this shit off. |
| bitcoin? that's foolish. all my money are on gourd futures. haloween is just around the corner baby! \n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/sg95pdhysdkh1.png?width=800&format=png&auto=webp&s=d3320eab5f3cf434f25e63e009ce67f89f1906b4\n\n |
| can these guys wrap this up so the market can actually move again |
| Agreed I mean if you’re a long term investor, Trump accounts will likely bring millions of assets to their platforms over the next 20-30 years not to mention the eventual owners of those accounts. Not WSB material but if you’re picking a banking and investment institution to succeed, they’re up there. |
| Now it's time for the suckening. |
| These people would happily step over your starving children to ensure shareholder profits |
| TSLA rip eod? |
| hear me out, we will need to protect our digital assets & national security from quantum.. LAES will moon. |
| Well look at that. Another pump and dump day. |
| LIZARD |
| I can’t understand how you can still be his friend |
| ayyyy someone had a bad day |
| is 100k actually life changing in 2026? |
| imagine this being your gambling strategy... praying to a literal regard for help |
| Debanking |
| i guy google calls and it immediately goes flat for 5 tracing days |
| this guy glazing trump bruh |
| in japan its known as the makkusu pain |
| Who is this guy again? |
| what a joke. Pumped crypto and only crypto. |
| Looks like GLD straight uppies into close zero risk |
| Gamma squeeze me by the balls, mommy. |
| Sideways hour |
| There literally hasn’t been a candle all fuckin day? |
| Convicted felon btw sticking his penis in children |
| Here come the ass kissing grifters |
| cmon mango say spy calls, fuckin do it |
| sls |
| Price action is fucking pinned |
| Puts obvious for tomorrow |
| best i can do is a company that loses money but IPOs at 3 trillion valuation |
| that's why its better to set a tight stop loss after buying a dip |
Long time stock holder. Market is sleeping on this!\n\nHere's Anthropic CEO's quote:  Dario Amodei (@DarioAmodei) on X 2/2 Second, on the messaging around AI. I do not agree that my messaging has been disproportionately negative. In fact it has been about equally balanced betw... x.com |
| Meta |
| here comes the crypto volume...hold on ladies and gents, this is going to be a wild ride! |
| Mean |
| Lol market doesn’t give a damn what the dude says |
| they took SPY to 769.99 to give exit liquidity hope and then blew it up right in their dumb face |
| Just shilling crypto scams |
| If you bought puts on Moderna just cut your losses |
| holy bitcoin DUMP |
| I totally agree. Crypto has no catalyst, no narratives. Dead within that respect… |
| BRK.B |
| 401ks high 40% of the time, huh? |
| I mean sure it wsd close but that doesn't mean it hasn't cooled. Going from 9% to 3% seems a lot like cooling to me. |
| its called permanent qe. and there will be another elon musk |
| YO ORANGE CAN U PLS SAY "SANDISK TO THE MOON" |
| It works 80%, 40% of the time! |
| Aaaaand we theta. I’m pulling OUT! |
| mrna to 160 pls |
| This guy is known to rape children btw |
| damn what did trump say. a just had a few things hit stop losses lol |
| Ok, when does it go up? |
| :vanish: us 2 years ago |
| My best friend is a big cuck for him and thinks he can do no wrong it’s sad to see |
| everything is amazing and we live in paradise according to the speech |
| Hottest country bingo |
| Can we rotate back to semis please and thank you |
| Absolute garbage volume on a day when the treasury announces we’re getting back to QE.\n\nWhoopsie. Treasury. Bessent ain’t the chad Powell is. |
| WE ARE THE HOTTEST |
| i give up hoping for a power hour semi pump :copium: |
| I am so horny |
| not usually. but there's millions of retards, some of them are bound to strike gold. its called the law of large numbers. but im convinced its a ploy to get more retards to buy 0DTEs from options sellers, driving up the price of every options. |
| Started a war to distract from the files btw |
| unless u buy mu and pump it to $990 by eod |
| whats the next MRNA shrek stock? |
| :pepetrump: |
| great welph |
| That’s the $hit I do like. Congrats. |
| Nvdia sitting at 219.50 is pissing me the fuck off for the last hour just pump back to 223 |
| Jealous of these Chinese IPOs. They get the good ones that actually make money for retail investors and aren't a pump & dump.\n\nCXMT, DeepSeek, and now UniTree |
| $NWBO is a similar product if you’re looking to replicate this. |
| There are people who listen to him and like him. Can you imagine how fucking stupid they are? |
| I hear it's good |
| KEK |
| Someone tell him it's not lookkng good. |
| yeah don't look today |
| He rejects our reality and substitutes his own. |
| I hope all of you lose all ur money too |
| New fed chair rivalry ensued!! |
| Inflation is good lolz |
| lol just like i said... SPY just went to 769.99 and immediately sold off |
| fictional money, he's talking about stocks finally |
| Come on, send NBIS back to 280 again |
| Hyper liquid lmao |
| Already loaded up on March 50c, this thing just prints. |
| Walsh is about to be investigated for mortgage fraud |
| No volume theta day. Fuck my chungus life |
| did he say fictional |
| C'mon, don't be another theta close. Give us some excitement either way it goes because it's been half a month of nothing so far. |
| I tried to hear it, but its top level regard |
| First time I hear a europoor with money. You my friend did it! |
| FICTIONAL REVOLUTIONS |
| I live in Norway bro |
| Maybe he doesn't know what interest rates are? |
| Way too many SPY top callers for this to be done running. “SeAsOnAl WeAkNeSs!!”\n\nEveryone thinks you’ll just get your 5% draw down because of midterms? You’ll get your 5% after SPY $800\n\nCalls. |
| HYPERLIQUID DRAKE CANDLE |
| Biden still catching strays |
| A put is supposed to be you can sell your stock at $100 so if it goes down in value you profit from gain, so that doesn't make sense to me. |
| Im praying for your bowel movements |
| This guy a pdf btw |
| this guy is fucking clueless |
| World leaders in crypto, you hear that? It's 2017 redux |
| nbis ⬇️ ⬆️ ⬇️ ⬇️ ⬆️ ⬇️ ⬇️ |
| damn cancer vaccine \n\nit really is a cure for cancer |
| Koreans very quite lately, sucking sus lol |
| I had the same thought and we have similar usernames that's crazy |
| Imagine saying that a stock can go up 100% in one day. |
| rate cuts in september. thanks for your attention to this matter. |
| “Best healthcare system in the world” 😅 |
| He just said "fictional"!! He exposed everyone in the room!! |
| his retardation is actually the most insane fucking thing to witness, he literally can't fucking speak properly what in the fuck |
| as in ***An Indian🫴*** |
| Time to load up on Moderna weekly calls now 🚀💯 |
| Here's a guy that's surprised that the government doesn't have positive cash flow. |
| DJT is one of the funniest stocks Ive ever seen. 4.5 million revenue, and -1.3 **billion** net income (loss). And yet...it's up almost 5% today just because it's a speech day.\n\nPeak retard market |
| Cause hes a real retard |
| I wasn't aware WSBers hold bonds. Even conservative Bogleheaders are 100% equities. |
| Inflation is fake |
| Why didn’t anyone tell us about Moderna yesterday?! Selfish |
| What the fuck is he on about. Rates haven't gone up in 3 years |
| Lol BTC alone is currently at $1.37T\n\nFar from dead |
| oh shit didnt even notice gold went above 4.5k |
| Hyper liquid diapers |
| My god this man just appears SO pathetic in everything he says and does. ‘LOVE ME TECH BILLY’s I WANT TO BE LOKE YOU’ |
| It's been at least 1.5-2× the fed goal for over 5 years. Sure, I was like 9%, but a half decade of >2x goal is fucking trash. |
| 40 trillion in debt, and he's talking about 💩coin. 👍🏾 |
| Some of the best shitcoins.✋ Yuuuge gainz. ✋ |
| [ Removed by Reddit ] |
| We've got taco of US shilling crypto coins before gta 6, what a time to be alive. P.s. crypto is shit, crypto is scam. |
| can he just talk about the shit people wanna hear |
| Revengers: Endscam |
| Good or bad |
| I think some Necromancer character from DD |
| I'm looking forward to $10 gas |
| hahahahaha |
| H Y P E R L I Q U I D |
| Another presser with no effect on SPY |
| he was late so he could buy all the crypto before going on. |
| hold man |
| I don’t listen. Can’t. |
| We are way ahead of #2! |
| no shot this fool says prediction markets is technology ffs\n\n |
| Ai mentioned, memory next |
| Not on a personal level. But care enough to indicate that theres some urgency to my situation in the country with the best healthcare system in the world? I would think so |
| power hour? sour hour? looks power |
| H Y P E R L I Q U I D shoutout letsgoooo |
| If my anoos keeps producing levels that price repeatedly tests, I’m gonna keep charting it. |
| When do I get my money back |
| don't forget MEMORY! No AI without it! |
| Goys what are we doing with NOK? |
| Just shy of $8K off $500, great hedge for my shares |
| lets shift gears back to AI |
| Why exactly is oil dropping? |
| Pump fake after pump fake |
| Brother discovered mean reversion today |
| Oh shit. Ai stands for artificial intelligence? This changes everything |
| Always bullish. Pls keep pumping ur 401k. The nation needs you. |
| Ohhh mango bought mstr calls before his speech |
| he said AI |
| I have said for months across multiple threads that this is the single stock best positioned for the future. Those who miss it when it inevitably runs have nobody to blame but themselves |
| Stop it. Theta. Not worth it |
| "The AI" |
| I just farted and shit my gf pants |
| 14,000% holy shit. That’s insane |
| Joe Biden wouldn’t let us grift the US treasury but now we can huzzah |
| But it was fun 😭 |
| Yep....and they run gemi....a dogshit crypto company |
| AI! |
| I was naked while buying them |
| Avengers: Shitcoin |
| Is it like 12%? |
| Tempus is acquiring psnl |
| I moved on from being an AI infrastructure expert to mrna cancer vaccine expert |
| The biotech people are saying the TAM is too small and it's melanoma specific for the mRNA stuff |
| Listened to him for one minute and wanted to stab my ears |
| From hot garbage to even hotter garbage |
| So the direction your going doesn’t matter if the iv is high enough ? |
| Tone deaf hehehaha lmfao even |
| 'young people are thinking about the american dream' |
| Crapto bros couldn’t afford summer vacays and it shows lol |
| trolling *Indian* sub reddits gets me *going* 🫦 |
| he said AI lets goo :wow: |
| the best close possible would be for all of the regarded 770 0DTE call buyers to turn their phones off because of depression because their account went to 0... only for SPY to close at 770.01 and all their calls are exercised against them anyway |
| Who caresss about crypto dude say something to pump spy |
| You know him as the Zodiac, but he's been busy since then with a little project called Bitcoin. Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Conway Twitty. |
| the american dream is bagholding MU |
| Imagine thinking ur doc would actually care abt u |
| STX sold down from $915 to $835 without hardly any support lmao that’s insane |
| Probably going to drop like 8kgs if i survive this |
| Crypto meeting 🤮 |
| “Tech leaders” aka shitcoin men |
| jus tell us how you jerk to MU pls |
| Imo he should be green or black |
| That might be one part but the actual numbers are fake as well. There have been some videos diving into the numbers where its clear that numbers that should be moving together, like one going up means the other goes up too, are not doing so or are not moving how they used to. |
| Ngga fuck crypto fr pump MU |
| who cares about crypto |
| Did have my first cup of coffee today in 3 years because im that desperate |
| mrna to 160 pls so i can get out |
| These regards in the front page making six and seven figures on yolo mode, are you fucking real? lol |
| true, but at these levels it's obviously the easiest |
| Fuck crypto. Move some stocks! |
| Death nail for crypto. Good try boys… |
| fake candle its a sour hour |
| Rule number 1 of this admin...\n\nAlways be grifting!!! |
| Imagine waiting all day for this in the hope he saves your memory bags and finding out it's just him shilling crypto. LMFAO |
| dont know anything about that, bullish or bearish that hes here? |
| Give it time man nokia will pump really hard |
| TL;DR Everything is computer. |
| I didn't put enough in but it did pay well |
| ong |
| Just sell it lil bro. Sold mine at a loss, cuz I thought I could scalp and make quick profit. |
| What are these "crypto" I hear lately |
| Crypto presser. AI nuked. |
| $MRNA crazy today... |
| AXIOS BREAKING NEWS: 🥭passes law making calling it "crapto", "shitco" or any other mean name is now a felony. |
| :derp: Genius act |
| Sanjay Micron |
| crypto |
| yes, he don't give a fuck about the rest of us |
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| Flush it |
| I love digital assets! |
| damn, I bought nokia hoping this geriatric fuck was going to pump it this time |
| You're full of shit... |
| Gold rising even on rate hike. It's over. |
| Fuck crypto bro pump my MU |
| Gold and S&P gets manipulated, nothing is too big to be manipulated |
| Technology ? Crypto? |
| trump js spamming cryptocoin names |
| Yeah it's doing great 🥭 |
| no more crypto pls, say AI/memory instead |
| I just want him to tell us how handsome Micron is |
| You say this every day with a new number from your anoos |
| One of my fav metal bands |
| I have so much medication i drink and stuff i have to stick up my ass, it only makes me fart |
| Can’t do post Dookie. Sorry |
| I NAMED IT AFTER MYSELF :KEK: |
| Bought $24 of Rklb. Should be ready to 💥 |
| Will options be available for 23 hours? |
| RIP to all the lives lost in the great crypto wars |
| The ramp to 800 by end of summer will be the most hated rally ever \n\nLike more than that one we just had |
| Your stock isn't going up. USD is going down. |
| just fucking cut rates already by 2 BPS I want rate cut, sat it with me WE WANT RATE CUT, WE WANT INFLATION, how cool is inflation cause i stay broke while others become broke |
| fuck crypto |
| What is this speech about ? WE LIKE CRIPTO ? what is the point of this. We are beelding here |
| My dear CRSP leaving me behind again |
| Trumps going to try to fire the new guy huh |
| He got banking service approved for his crypto |
| If qqq doesn't go down to 715, im gonna cry |
| operation choke on these |
| The douche levels in that room have to be suffocating |
| whos talking rn?\n\n |
| Texted my buddy this morning at 7am they were up 50%..... \n\nShould have bought pre-market and i'd be joining you in some gains! |
| 🤣 |
| Yup! Buy that too! |
| probably - straight into the 2nd rugging. |
| Yes, the white guy created the SP4000k |
| Actually.... |
| COIN starting to pump> |
| Holy hell, it’s a crypto presser |
| This goes acceptably hard |
| The only thing he's pumping is Natalie Harp. |
| No target, but I see no reason that this doesn’t approach the previous valuations when the pipeline restarting was being priced in (around $20). They are actually already pumping oil and have more production coming online this month. |
| No play with me today. |
| MSTR pump please |
| Coffee, zyns, and a jalapeno pizza usually does it for me |
| Name dropping shtcoyns lmao |
| Whys there a pdf on my screen? |
| So 🥭 speech is literally just a shout out to his homies? |
| rotation from ai into crypto |
| Yes of course |
| Yeah I’m sitting on 765p 8/24z debating rolling it 8/26. I think we get a gap down soon either way. And then back up. Hope you print bro |
| Max pain theory |
| :pray: :pray: :pray: |
| yes |
| honestly if u think about, the crypto market is still small enough where manipulating it is just too tempting |
| its going to close at this level noy above 770 and not below 769 |
| Are those twins |
| Burn 🔥 it all down |
| Anyone longing the qqq here? |
| Has the moron arrived to the podium? |
| please say MU 😥 :pepetrump: |
| $NBIS $250 open tomorrow |
| are the winklevosses those facebook cucks |
| HE IS PUMPING CRPYTO WAT THA FUHHH TALK ABOUT SNDK IDC ABOUT CRPTO |
| spy is an etf? |
| bruh they aren't doing shit, they gonna cut rates before hike. mango has them by balls. |
| MU stuck like my fat wife’s weight |
| The same logic: COVID cases go down if they would just stop reporting anything. |
| JOE BYRON PUTS PRINTING |
| Mango just shilling his bags 😂 |
| I havent taken a shit in 19 days. Im genuinely worried and my doctor is so calm for whatever reason |
| Just say something to pump spy |
| wtf is a crypto |
| hes just listing people in the room. what the fuck, who gives a shit? |
| Oh we still talking about ole joe. |
| MSFT accounts please daddy presidenty. |
| No vaccine yet, only fries. |
| He's going to introduce Ted Cruz as Satoshi. |
| TOO MANY LISTS |
| crypto bullrun starting now or what |
| that 10x operating cash flow jump is the only thing keeping this from looking like a complete tire fire |
| :popcorn: :popcorn: |
| you missed MU! |
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| please just say MU is the greatest thing to ever ever ever exist |
| Well that’s greatly in thanks to the US Bureau of Labor Statistics changing how CPI weights are calculated. Starting in Jan 2023, they transitioned from updating consumer expenditure weight baskets biannually to annually. |
| Holiday - Green Day |
| The bloodos |
| Just a full crypto bro circle jerk |
| I gamma flipped my finger up your moms ass |
| CHAINLINK :pointlaugh: :pointlaugh: :pointlaugh: |
| Trumps naming ppl in attendance |
| Children\* |
| its cool when they do it, its a problem when i do it |
| Seraph anterior |
| TRUMP IS SPEAKING PLZ MOMENT OF SILENCE ALL |
| And then shilling crypto afterwards |
| Survivor but Destiny's Z child is on |
| CEO of HTZ in the back? |
| Can buy calls on inflation? |
| HOLY SHIT RIPPLE XRP TO 50$ |
| love it, nicely done!! |
| :rob: |
| No imagination required |
| wheres cz? 😉 |
| Is MU CEO speaking tonight? |
| Since selling pypl wich i held for 5ish years “cause my fundamentals” its climbed 47%. Fml i suck. |
| Seems like all Crypto, lets go MSTR |
| Not a bad idea , Ima feel it out at open tomorrow |
| That was dumb |
| Insider shit |
| he systematically pumping specific cryptos?? |
| What’s our Power Hour song of choice today Lads? |
| Why is my verified going down? I don't actively trade this account anymore. This is just for riffs and rants. Right rooobies? RaLLs |
| "this guy fucks" |
| "How your day going"\n\n*i’m a major bitch today but other than that? it’s fiiiiine i’m just being dramatic lol* |
| I have the same entry price, do you have a a target? cheers! |
| Just even a cool $1000 in calls would've paid milliions......jfc |
| only outside information for you, regard. |
| Please CEO of MU |
| Why isn’t it going up |
| Some of you bitches don't really understand that bonds aren't only higher because of Bessent. |
| CEO of SPY is there |
| “There, I fucked up 🥭’s microphone” said Frog.\n\n“But he can still do his stupid dance,” said Toad.\n\n“This is true,” said Frog |
| imagine tanking the entire global economy because Israel told you go to war w/ Iran |
| waste our damn time again, this couldve been an email |
| CEO of MU pls |
| I believe it's a cancellation of already acquired shares. |
| I was performing surgery on my portfolio and I accidentally cut myself with a scalpel |
| Were watching a pdf btw |
| stop talking about crypto pump my memory you shithead |
| Then why the fuck is the Fed doubling bond purchases now. We are so cooked |
| roll to 8/24 get a little more time. just in case. maybe idk. |
| Big number |
| why's it not pumping? |
| Market hasn't been this fucking flat since 4Q 2019 |
| Ive tried but its always so repetitive and empty that Ive never actually watched on in entirety |
| LOL he gathered ALL the grifters |
| hes pumping nothing |
| i plan to full port calls if it dips at pre-earnings prices. |
| HE SAID COINBASE HOLYYY |
| I did it went lower but I’ll buy a Hail Mary tonight for like 100$ |
| How are you going to hike rates while doing QE?\n\n1. Stable Prices \n2. 2% but no higher \n3. Average 2% \n4. Nevermind on average, 2% \n5. Back to 2% target \n6. Soon to be 3% target for “reasons” |
| ejecutive |
| WHO the fuck cares about cripto ? |
| protecting cryptography with LAES |
| Sold all of his INTC and went all in on corn |
| for real man |
| Gang gang |
| keeps falling like its heading for bankruptcy. |
| I can't read these very well, stock was $63 and went up to $154. Bought put at $100, bet stock will go down. Wouldn't that be a call option that would make the profit at $100 where it went up to $154 |
| he is pumping BTC |
| I work in biotech and I think mRNA vaccines are cool but there’s more interesting tech being developed. |
| You can't buy naked puts you tard |
| 😤😤😤😤 |
| Even more telling is that oil is flat today and still lower than it was a month ago despite...well, everything lol |
| bros mic went from quiet to loud asf scared ts outta me |
| does he pump polymarket fk this |
| Yes. |
| he goes from the mic miles away from his face to down his throat |
| That was me today. |
| Is anyone trading BE? Shit has been frozen at 202 alllll day |
| Ayoooo hahha sound boom |
| can he also say memory pls |
| No doubt he will. Can't have him putting over weight AI models on his Sunday slop posts |
| Finance |
| Fuck wrong with audio |
| Holding onto my 0dte 222.50 for dear life, need a miracle |
| Btc up? |
| Man, Moderna really came out of nowhere with that. Missed that and novo’s initial skyrocket from GLP1 stuff. I really gotta start watching clinic trial dates |
| Yep! |
| holy |
| We launch 1.21.2027. Wait for it and be liquidated. Pay ALL your taxes or face Dune Level imprisonment. I listened to the books. |
| He gonna say "things are gonna get really bad but you all worship me so you should be fine with whatever happens" |
| Something tells me thats the best the charts ever gonna look. (Congrats and fuck you tho haha) |
| He’s trying to win back the crypto bros. How many guys around mangue on the Epstein client list? |
| Market is gonna start dumping if trump blows this off. |
| HE SAID AI |
| he said crypto |
| So many grifters in 1 room |
| Imagine being so stupid and such a dirt ball that you actually like the guy. Imagine that. |
| Best strategy is to buy as many MRNA shares possible, leave them in your folio and come back 10 years later, jerk off to your gains.... |
| when is he pumping the fkng market shit mango bitchass |
| FINAlly |
| he's talking |
| The only way I get saved is if this guy pumps it up to 772 in one candle |
| HESSS TALKINGGG |
| cant hear shit |
| As a shareholder of the largest chemotherapy manufacture in america I'm mixed on the MRNA trial results. |
| Tech 🤝 optics |
| guys do you think I should sell my 720cs |
| should I sell my bull 7.50 calls exp jan 2027 for 50% loss when the stock is up today? or hold for break even? |
| Ive been trying to snipe some 0dte nvidia 220s but i keep missing the timing |
| Both companies: dog shit |
| nbis is owned by jews |
| Holy fuck I almost fell asleep |
| The market reaction to now an almost certainty of no deal with iran (given what happened during the weekend) and hormuz remaining closed is a -0.6% yesterday and a +0.3% today. LA LA LAND. |
| Don't worry, it get's much worse in your 50's. |
| I forsee excellent earnings, and then -4% coz why not |
| OMG YOU ARE GONNA MAKE ME THETA |
| So a nothing burger ? |
| Wait wtf why is Trump at the FOMC? |
| All this coiling edging everyone is too much |
| 🥭 remembered |
| To buy puts because you expect a surprise good news seems unintuitive. |
| TACOS! GET YOUR HOT TACOS! |
| man, howd i get myself to this point in my life that im watching this live speech? holy shit how low ive gotten. |
| youtube vid so quiet |
| he doesn't have those balls anymore, now he only pumps never dumps |
| NBIS p/e: 939.6\n\nIREN p/e: 82.97\n\nHmmm |
| Yikes |
| Wheres walter bloomberg!!! |
| reported for being ugly |
| Nothing he says in the presser will be important, insiders already have the info, it will be another campaign speech about how great he is. |
| I hope they dump this while he's talking. (I'm a bull, but I'm sick of this shit) |
| HIDE YO KIDS! |
| Short the Jews? Are you retarded? |
| Tomorrow |
| 🥭 tanking memory some more why not? |
| holy fuck! |
| Mango pooped his diaper and they are changing him |
| Well we should be all set to go in that case. |
| INSIDE THE MARKET THERE ARE TWO WOLVES |
| Inflation did cool, a lot from like 2023 to mid 2024. |
| HE IS SPEAKING NOW |
| Just grabbed a bunch of 760p 8/21. Already feel like it was a mistake lol |
| Wow what a shit market… |
| Link??? |
| TRUMP IS HERE |
| He just messed the timezones up. Dw |
| They ran out of wet wipes... |
| Cool so theta hour? |
| Up or down market if he just died |
| I don’t use it, I just trade off vibes |
| Prices for raw materials and consumer goods have consistently gone up since last year but the government said that's fake cuz we published these real numbers we just made up. It's why they've been trying to downplay the high cost of fuel as just a minor inconvenience. |
| Power hour please |
| It’s called, Cher Lloyd by Cher Lloyd |
| It makes me too hard |
| He’s waiting for all your positions to be liquidated |
| Yes he was supposed to 30mins ago but idek what he could possibly be doing rn |
| 4 months ago |
| I miss the days where spy dropped like $100 because marked priced in a 10% tariff but he came out and was like 150% tariffs 😭😭😭 |
| Now this is a bet, needed to be extremely quick with this and you pulled it off, good stuff |
| markets have been getting more and more important, i won't be suprised if in future bonds become useless cause ain't no one want 4% interest when inflation will be 10% and our president would be live tweeting stock tickers hes gonna give money to and pump next. think trump printing 1 trillions and using it to buy nvda. nvda surges 20% ain't no one want bonds then. bonds rely on confidence on US government but if US government starts backing stocks more, stocks only go up bitches. |
| WMT cratering into close, this is probably a bad sign for my calls isn't it |
| crazy to think penis jokes have been the longest running, funniest jokes ever made in all human history |
| THETA HOUR!!! |
| Nvdia trying to pump getting slapped down, somebody trying to make a move early |
| 100p on mrna pls |
| [ Removed by Reddit ] |
| Come on Trump come out the closet man |
| On the live they said 1 minute. Brace boys |
| Damn, back down $1,000. Probably should have sold, but I’m regarded. Let’s see what goes on earnings |
| Alternative facts |
| is that Vlad? |
| Is he supposed to speak? |
| Bro 😂 give it a few days and you might be fine |
| yo trump is taking forever to come out |
| Why do I feel like 🥭 is escaping in a catering truck as we speak. 🤔 |
| So which one of you had sold Calls on MRNA?? Show yourself! |
| I actually click on this damn |
| Let’s get a nice lil pump here |
| Side to fucking side |
| He’ll hate it even more when it’s back to $100. |
| MRVL has shit finances compared to AVGO, its setting up for another lovely pump n dump for buyers. Market just does this dumb stuff sometimes. |
| https://www.whitehouse.gov/live/ |
| Why I didn’t Epstein island but need Palantir to watch you |
| Love how he gets these muppets to just stand around waste an hour for him every time me included |
| https://thehill.com/video-clips/6039127-watch-live-trump-delivers-remarks-on-us-tech-innovation/ |
| Vix Vapor rub, essential if you ask me |
| NVDA going green |
| And free daily blowjobs. |
| 🚨 Lip Bu Tan spotted in Oval Office, oiled and twerking 🚨 |
| LOOOOL pls |
| bruh |
| Bring me the Zuck! |
| Someone link me speech pls |
| at what point is vix just irrelevant |
| French chocolate mentioned on hot mike. SPY up 30 cents. |
| Got the call for a Rolex today, while gold pumps. Let's go |
| i did lol |
| Chicks dip guys with money man |
| Doubling down is kinda crazy but damn grats I guess |
| Fuck |
| OPEN THIS FUCKING PIT UP |
| Please tell him that I deserve it more. |
| the festivities will continue once he is out of the toilet |
| Hey, I heard SNDK is developing a cure for cancer that also gives you a full head of hair, clear complexion, and another five inches. You know where. |
| 1$ drop youre calling it dumping, sybau |
| Short AIPAC |
| "They are a drain on our country's resources and cause the costs of water, electricity and gas to be higher so I'd like to announce the govt now has stakes in all the big players. The money we make will be used to fund the iran war....err skirmish....that we've won multiple times already.....and I bought calls on all of them yesterday"\n\nThank you for your attention to this matter... |
| What’s this speech called |
| Tell me you didn't buy at +140% |
| It’s Happy Hour, I mean Powet Hour. Let’s go |
| 🥭 getting his diaper changed? |
| **BanBet Lost** — /u/Salt_Contract342 (4W - 3L, 57%)\n\n| Ticker | Entry → Target | Move | Time | Result |\n|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|\n| **NKE** ▼ | $38.95 → $38.18 | -2.0% | 2d | Lost | |
| 🥭 busy telling his friends what they should do before he speaks. |
| Bought 1 share just because if they can actually help with cancer I'd get behind that(and cheap puts incase it's fake) |
| That's the only thing bear can do |
| Man climate change is doing a real number on those flock cameras. How do we profit from all of this weather related damage to them? |
| insider trading holy shiet lmao |
| It cost you 51k to make 130k? |
| why is mrna dumping stop it |
| Meeting pushed back 32 hours |
| 30min ago he was supposed |
| Yeah, someone else pointed this out. I won’t say this was deeply research. Just buy Tempus AI. Thesis is unchanged. |
| 2:30 EST |
| Bro had to take a shit, chill |
| it sure would be a shame if the 769 puts closed $3 in the money... |
| Newsflash: He's going to spend an hour arguing he should get the Peace prize for curing cancer. |
| $MU $932.64 is such a key level. It’s been tested multiple times. Price needs to get back above it and hold as strong support with bullish momentum for any upside today or into the close. If it can’t reclaim it, downside remains in play. |
| Bought a shit tun of puts at $20 each. They dropped almost instantly to $10. Grabbed my balls and doubled down more puts at $10. Immediately jumps to $35 each. Sold. Withdrew. |
| When is he suppose to talk ??? |
| its on the whitehouse youtube |
| Wardrobe change |
| maybe he isnt late, were in advance |
| AVGO’s 365 pin is GAYYYYYYYYYYYY |
| wdym haha? |
| Just type "trump now" or something i am watching on a channel called the hill. If you want you can find the live there |
| MF walks out with a tariff board again and I'm fucking out |
| 4:01 |
| He really milking his time to wait for the market to close |
| It's not Friday afternoon yet |
| there are no chicks that would double up on a guy like you, no matter what |
| Im going to take a nap, hope he chokes on a cock |
| what are we waiting for, start YMCA |
| Radiologist. Cancer is like 80% of what I do. |
| Surely this starts at the top of the hour, right? |
| can we bet on how late he is gonna be? |
| Shouldnt have bought tech puts |