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| Don't forget, certified. Iran's got to get it certified by somebody, whatever that means. It's got to be BONA FIDE. |
| What am I missing with RDW? |
| Deal is gonna be off the table tomorrow morning causing toral panicselling |
| You plan on using the sauce when the bulls get slaughtered? |
| i would like to end humanity.. so |
| But we can't do it |
| Dont just upvote someone HELP |
| that was the whole writeup lol buy ASTS |
| Puts on Cal |
| Tmo is going to be green afffff I can’t wait |
| https://preview.redd.it/1vql4jwmfc3h1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ed18de6b5ff88a73c0de4e38382df857d3c68224 |
| And instead of just joining you keep waiting for this doomsday to occur. Does it not get exhausting? GUH |
| Until the bottom leg sweeps you… got ‘em! |
| How could they do this and crash my glorified unregulated NFT market 😭 |
| ok |
| Iran to “give up” uranium, they’re gonna sell their calls on Tuesday at 9:30 am, buy puts, then announce that they never agreed to it. |
| Yes you are correct |
| Yo op, big Joe from Bronx was looking for you |
| LMAO. Imagine the pope comes to here to post gains.\n\nMost bloomberg terminals per capita in the Vatican |
| XCHP nearly 4% today |
| I didn't know paper towels went through the straight of hormuz |
| Remember, you are 95% of the way done with anything you start the moment you start it! |
| Either it’s BB or NOW 🤷🏻♂️ |
| Take the money…needs to be a motto that more people adhere to and lock in those gains! \n\nHence, having an exit plan. |
| Meh Jr dev $15-20\n\nThey probably also already have the server capacity anyways XD |
| World markets were up today. Hoping that’s a good sign for US markets tomorrow. |
| https://preview.redd.it/rl1ocn8hfc3h1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=87a663a5daddab52082f158a55f8dad3e60db13e\n\nMy gains |
| The baseless comments on bull/bear are bots. |
| Either that or BB. |
| need that juicy exit liquidity |
| 30 days is a long time for the market to find a new problem |
| this is peak cope😂😂😂. he can be 25 and also not down 100k rn. |
| ty sir. Money hating bears will be exposed by all rich ASTS holders in the end. |
| The guy in the sewer told me |
| Space is the most overrated sector since crypto. Change my mind. This is coming from someone that made 500k on rocketlab |
| Bro when has it not been. Just keep buying poots so the market keeps pumping silly ber 😂 |
| Calls it is |
| Ok smart guy if you’re so smart then tell me what to buy now to look back on this thread as your next “one year later” link. |
| Plot twist: the Pope loaded up on NVDA puts before mentioning AI in his speech |
| I think ASTS is one of those stocks whose chart will eventually look a lot like Virgin Galactic. Unless someone with clout acquires them I think the competition is going to eat them alive while they try to launch and scale. |
| i feel like putting calls on apple |
| Sounds like a question a bot would ask |
| Spacex early investors are trying to cash so elmo is trying to ipo as soon as possible |
| Michael Burry responded to my craigslist ad looking for someone to mow my lawn. "$30 is $30", he said as he continued to mow what was clearly the wrong yard. My neighbor and I shouted at him but he was already wearing muffs. Focused dude. He attached a phone mount onto the handle of his push mower. I was able to sneak a peek and he was browsing Zillow listings in central Wyoming. He wouldn't stop cackling.\n\nThat is to say, Burry has his fingers in a lot of pies. He makes sure his name is in all the conversations.\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| Michael Burry cuts my grass, in this episode of Overt Bots |
| Because of the split |
| Calls on oil it is |
| did the irgc really fold on lebanon? That's crazy |
| Am I you? |
| It's more of a concept of a deal to make a deal later. |
| to be in business they just provide service to the 3B people covered by the MNOs they already have agreements with?\nmaybe they sell some capacity to the government?\nmaybe the largest satellites in LEO have more than one use and that too can be income.\n\nidk man talk to you in a year. |
| I dont think the strait is that important lol |
| Just like last week! |
| I ain't reading all that\n\n##$SATL next |
| !banbet |
| Bot here, checking in |
| Turns out the real blue chip was a blue skin xD |
| and yet there are still people who think it’s a “scam” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂\n\nhigher\n\n200+ 🔜 |
| Luxury |
| Both QQQ and SPY will be opened .5% above all time highs in about 4 hours. I think you are more than cooked bro. Not financial advise but go revenge trade and do calls for 755 for Friday. Prb safest bet |
| Negative thoughts? As you think so shall you become. |
| How |
| Imagine being a bear not on bearish fundamentals, but being angry you missed the semi/tech run for years |
| Real here. How can I prove it to you? |
| Again, if the whole internet wants it. |
| Holy shit the shaming is fucking next level! Suck it losers! |
| Better load up then |
| anyone here ever heard of the company Micron? |
| That’s the same thing they said in 2011 when Watson came out. |
| ARE ANY OF YOU REAL \n\nIS IT JUST ME AND 100 BOTS |
| What’s your thoughts for RGTI this week? Got any stock or options on it? |
| Dear diare\n\nAh crap, fucked it up already |
| Happy Independence day everyone! |
| I ain't reading all that manic acousticism, but in between the lines you sound ultra cocky, so the top is (almost) in. |
| What about on the day that indices are required to include it, forcing all the index funds to buy it? |
| Sell at the open id say. Move on to the next thing. Going long on cybersecurity is a solid play that I'm making and have already found profitable. BUG is the ETF I follow. I also am long on USAR. |
| Spy 1000 |
| Dear chatgpt, “can I sue a redditor for thumb trauma for making me scroll so far? My thumbs are shredded.” |
| This guy may take the throne from king regard u/nyjets239 , but even then u/nyjets239 cut his losses early 😂 |
| You will be rich keep buying if you can |
| I've never seen it go down to zero |
| Too much to read. Up or down? |
| if I knew that I wouldn't be here. It will be higher than it is today. |
| 3.5 hours until movement. |
| This building inspector is an idiot. Bless this guy. |
| Chpy |
| Just win the lottery again? Pretty sinple |
| Let me get this straight: you made almost 200k in almost a week, then lost half in a single trade and doubled down to lose it all and now you’re posting about being depressed and looking for comeback stories. You also say you’re a high-income earner who can make it back in a year or two. Yeah, that’s reckless gambling with money that never really was yours, followed by self-pity from someone who has a recovery path most people would kill for. |
| Lmao |
| So it's still not late? I learn reddit this year 😭 |
| 95% of my life is completely sorted. The remaining 5% is focused on having no money, no friends, no partner and no job. |
| makes the stock good for swinging. if nothing else |
| 75% of my portfolio is Tqqq, the rest on Micron and Mars |
| 🥭 can invade Iran, Greenland, Canada Cuba all he wants. \nhell he can even pull off an fake alien invasion with cutting edge technology. \nHe still cannot escape from the fact he is in the Epstein files more than god is mentioned in the bible. \ncalls on petroleum and puts on SPY, Volatility index. |
| yes, loveland is 🌈🐻, they can’t build their stadium in chicago so they gotta settle for NW Indiana, but bers win SB this year while illinois economy crashes along with overpriced spaceX stock |
| you’ve actually been wrong this entire way up and can’t admit that 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂\n\ngod bless your soul |
| Tf is cases |
| Wish me luck. I have a date with her tomorrow at market open. |
| Check out the rule changes bro. They don't have to wait that long on this one. |
| And that's the top |
| They are planning on taking people into space to speed up flights. That's absolutely nuts, but it would be cool to get from America to Europe in 30 minutes. |
| I actually held onto mine lol (sold many, but held 6 that were worth 0.03). They are worth like $20+ total now but were over $100 before the crash. I resume my holding! |
| Why not? It was a spaz gamble buy on Friday. I might as well ride-or-die, right? |
| Until it's not. |
| You already have a bet going - SOXL to 250.0 before 28-May-2026 07:14 AM -05 |
| Market sleeping on it |
| !banbet ah I'm fucked |
| So what you're saying is, take a poll, and do the opposite of the consensus? |
| Yer girl is a 0 |
| Donald Trump please save me and my SQQQ SOXS UVXY bets bless up |
| You already have a bet going - SOXL to 250.0 before 28-May-2026 07:14 AM -05 |
| Patience |
| great DD. i‘m thinking about sinking some money into this\n\nyou said you‘ll revisit in a year (letsgo!). what do you think is a realistic/conservative price target for today in a year? |
| They finally ended that money laundering operation? When will they delete Bitcoin? |
| Chat ive been busy all day is it still gonna be green tmr or did something happen yet |
| sure why not |
| We have reached a deal. It's yet to be signed. And it still needs to be ironed out. And it has to be fine tuned in the details. And it has to be put in writing. And it has to be written up. And we have to think of one. But the best deal has been reached! |
| Blsckberry |
| NOW you get to lose money |
| Unless someone has dirt on him |
| TL;DR; - Summary might be "No one else can do what we pay other people to do!"\n\nDid a quick search for "profit" and "income" and it looks like there's still no one thinking of what ASTS has to do to actually be a business. Still in infinite land grab territory on land they don't own, don't own the corridor to, and don't have a way to produce their own satellites. \n\nSo they'll pay someone for access, manufacturing, and then have to get someone to buy their product on the other side because they don't own the customer either. \n\nThat seems like a lot of opportunities for someone else to get at least a considerable part of that infinite TAM you keep outlining. \n\nIt's a moot point when you're worth a couple billion dollars and trying to make it. They were probably honestly looking for an acquisition. Or licensing.\n\nA $40B company needs some sort of plan to make money. Land grabs end. Pulling for them to come out of it with something, but at $40B... how much bigger do you really think this ends up? I'm not talking P/E ratio, I'm talking how do they end up actually making any money in any timeframe you want to outline it.\n\nCan we find a modern tech company that got by on spectrum and patents? If there's money there, people copy, and then litigate. |
| Please tell me this is real\n\n\nHave we learned nothing from enron? |
| Got some restricted VCX shares locked up. That’s more than enough exposure for me. |
| $500 is they achieve their full tam and dont dilute further |
| Bro kept ALL receipts 😅 |
| Lmao okay |
| Top indicator |
| Saw a video cos like SpaceX and open gheyi were having hard time finding additional late stage funding and early investors wanna cash out. Why they're rushing ipos... |
| Making money? Lmao they're all down huge. |
| It’s done nothing for 18 months. It will keep doing nothing |
| SPACE SUIT....SPACE BALLS....SPACE GHOST.... |
| Yes, this was the sentiment I got from a good friend who did 2 tours in Iraq and 1 in Afghanistan. I and never thought about it before he conveyed this to me, but it makes a ton of sense. |
| I'll buy (1) long share at IPO.\n\nThen, I'm waiting until options appear, and will buy as many long-dated puts as I can afford. When the 180 day insider lock-up expires, I'll pray for that bitch to take an epic dump on retail's chest. |
| The strait is STILL COSED, has been for months, will be at least for 30 days even if deal signed today. A reasonable person would sees the writing on the wall, APOCALYPTIC supply chain disruptions just like we had with tariffs, Ukraine war, covid etc…\n\nOh wait. |
| Miami is just larpers |
| The manic episodes are exhausting. It’s fun at first. But it gets old. |
| Global indexes will be up for sure but I am really looking forward to see what happens with specific sectors. There might be some rotation. |
| He posted the tendies and is clowning on the regards that doubted him. This is r/wsb not some gentleman’s forum. |
| QQQ puts at open might be the easiest 5x bagger of your life |
| Jealous? It's ok |
| I, for one, appreciate the *"wall-of-shame"* & *"public flogging"* level of pettiness OP delivered to my feed this fine afternoon. |
| But nobody has even seen the deal. I have never lost a deal |
| Best analogy I’ve ever heard |
| idk, I'm peeing every 5-minutes and it's still as red as my stock pics. |
| You got 99 problems but capital gains tax isn’t one. |
| To a non-playing observer, It was the same game as always, they were shooting the other team and planting bombs. |
| You’re gonna get burned |
| Yeah that's what we are focusing on . |
| Song? |
| Believe it or not, calls |
| *”We have reached a deal on the structure of a potential deal.”* |
| I have to with my index unfortunately |
| That should be easy. Your shit is 95% jizz. |
| paper handed trading account\*\* |
| How do you know? |
| Bot here. How can I help? |
| Realest shi I’ve heard |
| I have 3 main points which I will repeat in random order! |
| Lol I suggested that to the wife, we've been getting such shit melons lately I was like let's just bring a knife and cut them open first! Maybe I'll just take a plug like they do with tuna |
| you can be older and negative. SO it's not that bad. |
| You loading up? |
| Oh, THAT problem. No biggie. |
| 700k in meta. God if this thing wakes up |
| I’ve had enough!!! Open the fucking casino 🤬🤬 |
| Idk about everyone, recently just bers. But they’d rather be correct about the state of our economy instead of rich ☕️ |
| Words of advice which many high gamblers here probably do on the side, put your main stash in a brokerage that does the trading for you. Gamble with your funny money and roll the earnings into the the bokerage. Brokerages usually have insurance and will cover insolvency or failures on their part if the loss exceeds a percentile. Yes it costs money to have a brokerage but at the same time that security is good.\n\nDoesn't protect you entirely. It just protects you from institutional failures of the brokerage. |
| haha love the wall of shame! |
| Are you me? |
| lmao we are about to drill now |
| Gotta love the dedication |
| Buddy. Saying a stop loss should be your entire position is nonsensical. That’s no stop loss. As I just explained. |
| So what? Correlation not causation |
| Yea we have had some preemptive Truths against the totally lame WSJ for daring to be about to point this out \n\nOnly 39 sleeps to go until the July 4 editorials about the glorious new nation of 1776 being reduced to whining like a bitch over hormuzzy 🤣 |
| As an Uber driver I would always drive people at least a block past their destinations; so, that when I reversed to drop them off where they wanted I could tell them how great I am at dropping them where they wanted to go cause others would have left them and made them walk back a block. |
| that would legit be hilarious if the SEC/FINRA decided this is just a legit casino and allowed 0dtes on IPOs. |
| Baby, if you strip, you can get a tip \n'Cause I like you just the way you are |
| i did not start investing until i turned 30 and should hit $1m about 15 years later. Spam sp500 while keeping expenses low and you are still 5 years ahead of me |
| Im up on my real account and down bigly on my paper trading account. What does that mean? |
| I gotta go |
| u/PapayaBig430 see you later regard |
| Didn’t pay for the blowie in the Wendy’s dumpster. They get their money one way or another |
| Buy at 20-30 ❌ buy at 120 ✅ |
| And for goodness sake, don't wish vets a Happy Memorial Day. Happy day you remember all your dead buddies! |
| BB & NOK |
| Any thoughts on PLAB earnings this week? |
| I will offer 200k to be 25 again! |
| Bears seem extra stressed. Must being having a cortisol spike with this weekend action. |
| $QS |
| the first 95% is the media coverage, the last 5% is the actual deal |
| Asstits |
| this guy poops |
| - Michael Scott |
| A lot of our trades would probably be better if we were properly hydrated lmao no wonder some of these trades look so bad when most of us prob pissing dark yellow |
| Trump and several others are buying NOW. Something’s up |
| Waiting for the NASA conference at 2pm at least? |
| If MU dips I’m buying more SMH. |
| me too... Aurora and Namaste, instead of spotify, nvidia etc... I was stupid |
| Oh really… I see your weed stocks and I raise you… buying SPACs 😩😩😩 |
| That is literally how market makers work. They sell nearly every positive move up. Unless they are caught too short on a gap up. |
| The war is really over until its not over |
| they need to block these mf from options until they turn 25 lol |
| Yet market is at an ATH |
| Average lunch in the 50’s. |
| How high can it go? |
| It’s more fun in here when everyone is losing money |
| I'm 95% of the way there to being handsom... |
| https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1tnk1ya/comment/onujlp2/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=mweb3x&utm_name=mweb3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button |
| Idk but it’s provocative … |
| $F is next on the big papa pump express- govt buy incoming — just wait til the my pillow guy files his ipo 🚀 |
| Lost so much money this quarter staying short and cash, I give up. I think I’ll start looking at buying again, any good bets? Im thinking INTC & RKLB |
| It was a good week with their volume and gap up |
| Or putting a million people on Mars. |
| Trump said deal. Iran said no. So, same thing for a month. |
| So your telling me ber logic is buying puts and hoping for a crash in a bull market when you can buy calls and make money??? |
| It’s a lucky man that had a box |
| Up 4% at open, flat rest of week 🤝 |
| Not good |
| Sell in May and miss 15% on spy. |
| Yaa bro that sounds like 95% of the deal still needs work wtf 😭\n#\n> Insider reporting from an unnamed White House official says the Iran deal is "95% done. The remaining 5% of negotiations are focused on Iran opening the Strait of Hormuz and turning over all nuclear material. |
| Puts, always puts. |
| taste them before you buy |
| OP I've been here (actually worse than here) and it's okay. You'll be okay. I switched to smart money investing, and while it took time and patience, I built back better. You're 25. I know it's annoying to here, but you're stupid young. If you start now, little by little, and keep at it and stay away from the volatile shit, you will eventually build something well worth having " paid" this 100k for the lesson. |
| SPX 0DTEs is like dating a hot bipolar chick. The highs are amazing, and the best s3x you’ll ever experience, but the lows will crush your soul, and come so suddenly, you won’t know what hit you. |
| sick! |
| that's basically the price of your soul |
| Switch hands |
| And your puts going to zero |
| Same, but I took money from the market and bought some home improvements. |
| just named the stonk trinity |
| If you make increasingly insane requests you can eventually reverse course and call them concessions LMAO that’s the TACO truth |
| i dont invest in lunar landing companies that cant land on the moon. I also think Blue Origin is going to eat into their business even if they can manage to land one. |
| SpaceX will tell us that they can eradicate all diseases, cure cancer, fix global warming and create world peace. |
| 85k please! |
| Yeah! NVDA buying A1 sauce company would be like AMD buying a potato chip company?? |
| #"help is on the way" |
| Oh sorry, didn’t realize you were senile. |
| They changed every other rule for it. Why not |
| My move for tomorrow is to dump my barely ITM ASTS and LUNR 5/29c with the hope that there's something left on the table after the long weekend theta-fuckening. Then, probably short some QQQ and SPY weeklies and chill. |
| It’s way too bullish. Retail is getting burned this week |
| I think i went all in because of you. |
| And a few really vocal ones lost banbets. |
| *^all weekend 😂 |
| If I could I would bigly |
| 🤔 |
| At least. Space Force contract + another successful launch + SpaceX IPO next month + ceasefire talks = tendies. Do your own research tho, I am regarded |
| 1 more dip $nvda then lets go\n\nOther candidates \n\- MU and INTC \n\-IREN,APLD,KEEL |
| i think it gets close. |
| If you have two martinis and a few glasses of wine with dinner when when you wake up the markets will be open. |
| Love BB |
| I’ll make the 200k back in a year, but it was a wake up call for sure! |
| Puts on Canada |
| **Ban Bet Created:** **/u/PapayaBig430** bet **SPY** goes from **743.96** to **752.0** before **26-May-2026 04:17 PM EDT**\n\nTheir record is 2 wins and 2 losses.\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) | [Post Verified Trades](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1pp3o5t/verified_trader/) |
| We’re ripping to Labor Day. Meme stocks, zero rev/profit stocks, blowoff top on the Qs |
| yeah i had written that but it was kinda wordy and no one here can count that high anyway |
| How’s the all time looking after that? |
| yes, and riding rockets in outer space to get to your business meeting in china. |
| That crash on cases is not real or true lmao what |
| Some will move out of their flats and into cardboard boxes |
| Yeah sure. Iran is gonna join the Abraham accord. |
| year: 2030 |
| BB\n\nNOK\n\nSATS |
| I don’t trade anymore lmao |
| The fastest growing industry in the largest secular trend since AI doesn't get the same PE multiple as some dividend stock your dad owns. The street numbers are a mix of all projections from the analysts covering the stock. some higher some lower. 89% gross margins are what happens when you launch a satellite and then watch it collect dollars over every inch of the earth and oversell capacity. its what makes this story special. |
| The horrible, no good, theta day from hell happened. |
| You’re still young and can recover from this with discipline and hard work. Set up a recurring investment $100 into index funds weekly and forget about it. This alone will do a lot to help change your mindset. Please call 988 if you need professional help; it’s totally free. |
| I think $UFO will keep flying. |
| Rigetti!!!!!!! |
| Original was better |
| Shits for sure gapping up before retail can even get their sweaty palms on any more calls |
| Now you know what not to do. |
| I'm sure I'll catch flack for this but whatever, ppl it's Memorial day, NOT Veteran's Day. You're supposed to remember all who were lost NOT call your buddy who was in the army and thank him for his service. \n\n\n\n |
| They should do day 0 options on this |
| Good trade man! You just need one or 2 more like this (in the otger dirección) and you can retiré! |
| they are resilient i will give them that lmao |
| Buy the IPO? Everyone knows that is regarded. 0DTE on the first trading day on the other hand... |
| That was 5 words and a ticker... |
| I wrote an absolute 💣🔥 comment earlier and some 🤡 got jealous and said I copied him. Lmao you can tell it's the end of a long weekend 🤌 |
| You're still convinced at this price point? I'm tempted |
| You will keep losing money on trades until morale improves… |
| Protein - overrated. Fiber - underrated\nThank you for your attention to this matter.\nDJT |
| Is that even apart of SpaceX’s business plan? |
| Puts on tim Hortons |
| Do you think it will reach $200 at some point this year? |
| Moves will be determined by how the market opens tomorrow. |
| That's literally every day |
| Whats foa |
| Can i give you 50% stock, 50% cash? |
| Bers exist, they just broke |
| 40% of the world also doesn’t have access to fiber. Some of that is just because it hasn’t been economical to lay it up til now, other places the terrain is just so daunting that it’s too expensive. IMO fiber will be the dominant medium but satellite can still play a pretty instrumental role. |
| By some miracle, if we do get a peace deal, 30 days is a long time for something to go wrong, especially under this administration. |
| This is how I felt not that long ago with rtarded bears when spy was 630 |
| Loser |
| It will service us now. Ro knows |
| What about LUNR?\n\n |
| Buying more RKLB, ASTS, NVDA, IREN and NASA and UFO ETF’s. |
| 💰 |
| I sold ORBS tooo soon |
| I miss the dinosaurs |
| My guess is SPX 0DTEs. |
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| 2038 units BOOM! |
| I was thinking that was definitely they way it could go. Morning buy, steep sell off while staying above Friday close. Afternoon consolidation burning all 0 dte premiums, then boom liquidity gap to 7600. Flip side is possible as well. Futures will help frame the setup. Also prepared for more chop. |
| The facebook prospectus didnt count mining asteroids as revenue. |
| I'm a gringo in Mexico. On the fun side of the wall. In the barrio, everyone buys big ass beers so that they don't have to walk down the street with a case of cans and give one away to every single person they pass. Most stores sell 940mL "caguamas." But, if you're lucky you can find the Corona Mega, which is 1.5L. Either way, it's always two for $100p. I fucking love this country. I'm telling you... once you meet the capital requirements for permanent residency, get your dumb asses down here. |
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| was correct had to check |
| $85c jan 15 ASTS leaps |
| Ok link to a post in this thread or the last which is clearly by a bot |
| He lost 200k in a single trade |
| Knowing all these regarded bears were yapping hard on Friday but in absolute despair now is so damn delicious 😂😂😂well deserved. |
| I didn't lose any money today, was the maket even open!?! |
| Nice! Landed a job with a Fortune 500 company! |
| https://youtu.be/-X6YzlY_8tM?si=QqZgee9zxYOAxzKf |
| Buy calls |
| tried to be the next Burry i’m sure |
| Update: It's been nearly 2 months now since the loss porn dropped and I have been jerking it several times a day every day.. I even got a fracture in my hand but it hasn't stopped me yet ✊️ |
| Xeqt and Vfv are both up over 1%… |
| Hilarious tbh 🤣 |
| Look at my profile |
| I respect bears. I have no idea how theyre making any money, but I respect em |
| You have so much time to make that money back, lose it again and make it right back again. You'll be OK dude |
| Bols keep talking to bers that doesn’t exist anymore |
| if hes been in since the spac he needs some of that money to go to therapy. be a friend and check in on him. say i said hello |
| inverse wsb it is |
| And with less money than I would have had were I not a contrarian. |
| https://preview.redd.it/w0eadppucc3h1.jpeg?width=2200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c736d777e0d325c4587ca30583760a6f7822d411 |
| This is terrifying |
| snip-snap administration |
| All in memory and semis |
| Let me introduce you to Connecticut and New Jersey |
| honestly ur best bet is to go all in poots. but fuk being a silly ber |
| Your post suggests we still have much higher to go |
| Lol, lmao even 🤌 |
| I just read all that |
| https://preview.redd.it/z3tuzrfqcc3h1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=265c5ea52172efc49eb23df6f11ae54d2cf773ae\n\nI’ve been diamond handing for the past 2 weeks |
| https://www.vodkahaus.de/media/8d/22/1c/1773672031/ficken_jostabeeren_lik-r.avif?ts=1773672031 |
| “Lost ten times that and still broke” lmao I’d never be allowed to be a Reddit mod cuz I’d fuckin pin comments like this 😭😭🤣 |
| higher than it is today? idk man mango could declare war with the moon and change things but space = good |
| holy shit. What did you do |
| losing money make people insane! |
| Im AI |
| same here! SP = $350 by 2028 please |
| I feel like a lot of people underestimate how retarded I am. |
| I use Obsidian and pair it with Claude or GPT. |
| To poop on my hand and it eat like the gey little ber I am |
| I am going to assume its that leak going around suggesting job performance was rated on Ai tokens used, some smart engineers just made bots to spam the LLM for max token utilization. Apparently some people lost their job because they didn't use AI enough. \n\nAgain, I assume. |
| https://youtu.be/-X6YzlY_8tM?si=QqZgee9zxYOAxzKf good watch . |
| You want “why I entered” and “why I left”. Also, Lessons learned. Then, once you have a certain amount of trades, run that through Claude for summary analysis and insight |
| \^ |
| Should have bought more at $20 🤦♂️ |
| MARA calls |
| 30 minutes before open.....\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/tr6toa6ncc3h1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=853e7d37043c2ae3a3611096766912cd56f4c389 |
| Update: It’s been nearly 2 months since I lost 200k in a single trade. Morale is still low. |
| That was me and it 7,750,000 counting the vig |
| Schrödinger's parabola X^2 = +/-y |
| I bought nvidia after the last split expecting it to go to the moon again and split again |
| 100 points so I can make 5k💀 |
| Let them both run a little more |
| You know it's the end of a long weekend when you write a 🔥 comment and some 🤡 copies it. |
| You crazy fuck I’m in |
| my cousin swore off tesla and now he’s broke |
| The market isn't responding to anything anymore. We've reached that stage that we need a new market animal. |
| The inverse WSB rule is undefeated - whenever this sub collectively avoids something, it moons to Mars. |
| Was expecting missiles from U.S to Iran but we got Israel to Lebanon instead |
| Because people are too afraid to buy when it's time to buy low. Low is scary. Spotting bottom support is scary as the decline and bounce is happening in real time. And it's because they have zero strategy (no rules to follow that override your emotions so that you CAN buy low even if it *feels* horrific) and have no sense of risk management at all when entering trades. \n \nPeople approach trades like they're risking 100% of their capital on that trade. Why the hell would anyone ride a stock long all the way to zero? Define your exits. \n \nPeople are just gamblers cosplaying as traders. |
| THE ONLY THING GIVING ME ANY HOPE IS HOW COCKY ALL THESE BULLS ARE |
| https://youtu.be/-X6YzlY_8tM?si=QqZgee9zxYOAxzKf check it out |
| because elon has a dream to sell. but they aren't talking out of their ass. Eric Shmidt of google (and now relativity launch) says the same. Google is doing it with project suncatcher. Bezos said its close.\n\nAll the projections talk about the power needed in space to make it a reality and they all quote numbers ASTS already hits. (and guess what that means they can cool it too lol).\n\nYou think people are putting things in space and saying **OH SHIT WE FORGOT ABOUT THE SUN!!!!?** |
| what about weight gainz? |
| MU or ASTS who should I bet the house on |
| If I make 10k tomorrow u/princess_dai_13 gets a potato |
| What is wrong with you ? |
| Every ATH is preceded by other ATHs, in the decade before, or the nanosecond before. Thinking ATH means it must go down is the definition of insanity. |
| Insanity later |
| I got some billionaire friends who live there for tax reasons. But they right on the Georgia border and it nice there |
| Any lore on what the spike in 2022/2023 was? |
| #Bowl really think Beer market isn’t right around the corner lmfao 🤏 |
| AMD MU DELL INTC |
| Not \n\nOpening \n\nNo \n\nCanals \n\nEver |
| https://preview.redd.it/001u3bydcc3h1.jpeg?width=860&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3a7bae26589b32d9ce7098d6c694daa0b71e9dd2\n\n |
| Yea this I’m gonna just keep buying shares and selling CC and then selling puts and if assigned continue selling CC. |
| >It's a good thought. Sadly more and more members of the young generation don't share it anymore.\n\nI'm not sure if I'd agree with that statement. Doomscrolling and general apathy to the worsening world state is one thing, but I think of the younger generation drinking less and exercising more than prior generations as evidence that they're taking life, their youth, and young abilities of their bodies more seriously than generations that came before them. Kind of a broad generalization, sure. |
| 387 |
| Had me in the first half. |
| Bers are accepting their fate, the top is truly in now |
| Not worth the risk, people will dump other assets to buy this crap, I'll buy that instead. |
| I got my friend into ASTS post SPAC merger since he has money and I dont. Hes up to like 38,000 shares. Hope he remembers me from his penthouse one day lol |
| just looking at the projection i see you have around 2b for 2030, which at a 20 pe multiple will give you 40b, which is how much the company sells for today. if you assume a 30x multiple you get around 60b and around 20% growth per year, which isnt bad. but i would like to know how optimistic those numbers are, is that perfect execution or does it include a rocket or two exploding. also 89% gross margin? is that normal for this industry? |
| BB calls |
| It's a blessing to have been able to lose 100k at 25 |
| Bought at $99 and sold at $103 I don’t trust it but who knows |
| I know it's a lot of money. But also it's just money. You can't take it with you when you die. |
| Lmfao copy paste serenity dd |
| [ Removed by Reddit ] |
| if spy end up red today, will shit my hands and clap |
| What's your pt? |
| Testing |
| Admittedly I don’t follow the news much. However, I will say this straight of Hormuz thing is literally:\n\nOpen, closed, Open, closed, Open, closed, Open, closed…..into infinity. Maybe I’m the idiot, but when it’s this back and forth, the headlines just start losing meaning. |
| love the pettiness son\n\ni‘d play with AST and you, but i‘m europoor yeet rekt rofl |
| I just asked for a large fries and I got all this. |
| Now you know what not to do. \n\nBoring investing from here on out and you’ll be fine. |
| XTIA |
| https://preview.redd.it/punh0wf8cc3h1.jpeg?width=422&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=315e64a93b54da61cc4529360faf9b90ac2083bd\n\n |
| They said the same thing about the Facebook IPO |
| I bought weed stocks in 2021, nobody knows how real pain looks like |
| I come with receipts, bitch. |
| Wat about amd and Mu? |
| Solid. |
| Wat about amd and Mu? |
| ATH daily for the whole month imminent |
| open the f... casino! |
| nah u/nyjets239 closed them out last night for a 60% loss. could’ve been worse could be at -100%. welp same time next week bers 😂 |
| What? Adding trade up capability has cratered the value of tons of items because you can get them without crates now |
| You holding calls? |
| im think about it right now. what about it? |
| You think it will go up to 140 this coming week? |
| ROFL |
| Looks like the MSM has the propaganda campaign at full speed. |
| Space play seemed so blatantly obvious pump n dump I didn't play.\n\nThat probably means SpaceX will cure cancer and become the most valuable company by EOY |
| You have plenty of life in front of you to do phenomenally well. Learn from your early mistakes to become smarter and stronger |
| But "no income tax" lol |
| i still hold so I guess I think it will still go up |
| FPS to mars |
| Still have your youth! |
| I’ve got 7000 shares of IGV and I’m loving this rotation. |
| Wut happen to Amazon bro |
| Im so excited to finally be trading again im shaking. That’s dedication! |
| It's hilarious |
| CVNA enters the chat |
| Eating crayons |
| Every entry is just that only |
| Look at the bright side, at least the portfolio isn't negative! |
| DEAL IS OUT! FU BERS |
| Lmao I love the list of doubters from the last post. I trust you bro. So even though we won't make a smuch as the enlightened few who invested last year, it's still a good bet to invest now at >$100? |
| Doubt it. This website is 90% bots and that’s not good for advertising. Just inflates numbers and makes a shittier experience for users. Doesn’t generate any sales |
| Why does everyone keep saying data centers in space? It's not that easy to just displace the heat generated. \n\nI'm not saying ASTS is bad. They seem solid actually as a future pick. But the data centers in space idea bs just kills me when the logistics just aren't that simple. |
| I forgot about the oil trees |
| Dw I went thru the same feeling recently. You’ll recover. Spend some time just going out and touching grass, talk to family, talk to friends, you’ll realize how little other people care about finances and you’ll enjoy life in the moment! |
| In China red is green |
| CEO of OpenAI was asked the secret to success. You know what he said? The secret wasn’t hard work, ambition, intelligence or integrity. It was grift. Be as grifty as possible. |
| Why didn't you re-enter at any point? There were many pullbacks and will continue to be more. Same with ASTS. \n \nThere's no rule that says people have to do one trade per stock. Just don't worry about the missed upside. Always wait for a real pullback to support levels, especially if there's confluence of many. \n \nAs long as the overall thesis isn't completely dead and the company isn't going to shut down and go to zero, there is *always* re-entry points. |
| Once you always look at things glass half full and be blessed for what you still have. And truly be blessed for just having 2 arms 2 legs.. things can always be worst so be happy and blessed they are atleast what it is.. |
| 5 Announced Deals\n\nZero of them closed\n\nArt of the deal baby! 🤝 |
| RIP the guy who held sp500 puts over the weekend |
| Iran will be in civil war this yr |
| Wow holy shit amazing |
| the market is much dumber than this |
| Who bought puts at close 💀 🤡🤡🤡 |
| 1/3 of the watermelons I buy are garbage. Any tips on selecting a good one? |
| Blue Buls |
| 100 basis pts or a band? |
| Dont want to dog pile, but I am approaching 40 and as much as I love my family and life, you are in a better spot to make big changes to your life at 25 than I am at my age.\n\nMy dad is an immigrant from South America. Same story, came with nothing. He lost a ton of money from his company 401k (he was a machinist/tool and die maker) in the dot com bubble, then after 9/11. Got spooked and pulled money both times, so he “bought the loss” because the market rebounded both times. Put money back in and then “lost his ass” as he likes to say, when the housing collapse happened in 2008-9. Fast forward and he retired last year and is fine, but the point is, that shit comes and goes.\n\nBeing young only goes. I cant work three jobs and go to school full time out of pocket at the local community college like I did in 2008 when I was 20. |
| Go trade. This is a solved problem. We don't need 239847248th slop journal. |
| AXIOS WOULD NEVER SAY THAT, PER AXIOS |
| Yes , pump this meme stock more. I am close to retirement thanks to this. |
| This sucks to read, so much. I've met some anchors from CNBC and they are genuinely some of the nicest people you'll ever meet. It will be a sad, sad day when he does pass. But this guy will likely live another 20 good years, and I sure hope so. |
| Same, I bought a little less and with a higher average in autumn 2024, and reading this I thought I remember this name |
| With meat prices this high? |
| Need more metal pump |
| Rip ber |
| Looks scam to me.. |
| CEO did a bullish interview on Friday |
| As a non-American I haven't seen a doctor in 20 years because I haven't needed one. My doctor died 10 years ago and I haven't bothered to find another one. Maybe going to get checked out isn't bad advice for anyone, even people who live in countries with universal healthcare. |
| Let's see if he can win the WV primary. |
| check if it is organic and any circular deals involved in its supply chain! |
| I usually see them in 0,5L? You buy beer by the quart? |
| The usual ASTS NBIS RKLB |
| I’m picking them up and eating them by colour. I’m in asts to the fookin moon baby |
| "market is closed" you know the stock market doesn't encompass everything right? Futures were open today with ES (SPX futures) up almost 1% |
| Have you ever made a comment so stupid that hardly anyone even read yet alone copied? |
| tomorrow gonna be a good day to order overpriced shrimp taco. |
| I fucking swear Florida might the worst state in the country.\n\nThe cost of living is priced like California, but the wages are priced like your living in Alabama.\n\nI get how all the rich geriatrics are able to retire and thrive moving down there, but idk how everyone else survives. |
| Guys i bought puts over the weekend. Do you think the ass penetration force will be so strong i will cum instantly when market opens on Tuesday? |
| https://preview.redd.it/ws9kobjqbc3h1.png?width=1672&format=png&auto=webp&s=bd224c297125458137036b2760d72510f6491195 |
| "winners" 🤭 |
| Good question |
| ONDS |
| Yes |
| Nah coal is trees. Oil is baby dinosaurs 🦖 |
| It’s almost too catchy |
| Sounds like you know what you're doing. Modularity. Let me scroll through a menu of available widgets and decide which ones I want on my home screen. |
| how about u put a fucking stick through your big hole ass? one tells me it's closed from 4am to 9:30am, the other tells me it's open u moron |
| ok yoda...what is stock price a year from now? |
| I need to turn 300 to 7,430,000 by Wednesday to pay a guy i met in the sewage |
| ((They)) say ''Spend Three Months Salary'' on a ring, bro did 1-2 weeks and posted about it lmao |
| MDA |
| Moon time |
| In my opinion, semis sell off after this deal. Everyone ran to a strong sector unaffected by oil prices - AI hardware due to pricing power. As a result semis have been the sucking the oxygen out of all the other sectors. The market is forward looking, if a deal comes out then the market will price in a short term inflation shock that rounds back down. This will spark a small cap rally alongside other beatdown sectors as rotations out of hardware occur. The market is forward looking so it will make sense for small caps to rally in expectation of reduced inflation a year from now alongside a higher probability of cuts.\n\nSoftware is one of the most beatdown sectors that is showing signs of life after major closes and retests of the daily 50 moving average on IGV and other software ETFs. Wallstreet is usually jumping in when you see high volume closes above the 50 DMA. IGV is primed for a big move to the upside if it can reclaim the daily 200. |
| Yeah. I think some sites buy them in bulk, but for now I just sell a few every time I want to buy another game. Inventory with weapons and items reached 4k at the moment. \nAt least I have free steam games forever (until CS2 is still relevant I guess). |
| one tells me it's closed from 4am to 9:30am, the other tells me it's open u moron |
| $ERIC moves slowly but steady, $BB not sold on it yet. I like $F rn better than $BB |
| Ok |
| Only 1? Come on |
| RKLB |
| Yeah this is going to be so fucking green |
| Personally dont see what’s wrong with holding people accountable for what they posted?\n\nPetty for sure but definitely respect the effort |
| ن |
| Insane hes still dick sucking netan yoohoo at this point |
| We fall for a bunch of .... |
| No u |
| Since my whole meaning is taking care of my kids and their kids, yep. I would. 1% of his wealth would set my children and their children and their children up. Here I’ll help put my foot in the grave for you already. |
| I invested at 70$ and sold 😭😭😭 what a dumbass lol |
| Lmao 3 months , I am expecting it end of next week |
| Any news with this? |
| I'm buying! |
| Chugging beers like I'm a frat boy looking to fuck the next drunk girl that comes along |
| Google predictions tmrw? |
| Was just at an indoor farmers market and one of the vendors was selling collectible beanie babies, I was taken back a few decades. I didn’t even know they still were a thing to some. |
| Dont be negative , at 25 I had exsctly what you have now! Move on and reconstruct. Your 30s will be glorious |
| lolol |
| One more sleep |
| RDDT - it’s got to go back up, right? |
| Bought META $620 calls for November |
| Mrvl/snow/dell calls. Bound to hit on at least one |
| If you make 36% a year, you will become the richest person on Earth. |
| SERENITY NOW! |
| Remember you can always re-enter as well. As long as you're looking for local bottoms for re-entry around strong support, leading up to potential catalysts, then taking profit when you're up significantly is perfect. \n \nAnd since you had 300% gains, you now have 3x the amount of capital to re-enter with, which means future gains will be bigger. You focus on the wins. Pointless to focus on the FOMO unless you like being depressed when winning and otherwise losing money all the time chasing FOMO. \n \nIt's risk management. People can't get angry for missing that one lottery ticket when holding all those other stocks that ended up not being lottery tickets has them not only miss out on profits but proceeds to go red from their entry as well from holding on too long. |
| Shut the fuck up |
| I went full port PSLV Thursday and Friday. Expected an offramp this weekend. Tick, tick, boom. |
| Many major stocks have seen price increases in the months following a split |
| 🥭 has worked really hard on this deal and discussed it at length with ALL the leaders from Middle East, Asia to Europe and every man and his dog, except Iran. Truly the art of the deal |
| Dude I lost a six figure job at 25, you’ll be alright. Sure you might go through it for some time but it’s not the end of the world. \n\nYou’re so young and still have every opportunity to bounce back, it’s nothing but a learning lesson. |
| Screenshot each bol comment and make fun of them tomorrow |
| “It’s not just a long weekend bro people died for this!” STFU and eat your hot dogs lil bro, ur drunk. |
| not familiar with the drink. |
| Youth is on your side. That in it self is a very positive thought. You'll recover and be very well off. Learn from your mistake. |
| Do you think ERIC will follow Nokia? Or BB? |
| i’m either gonna be rich or broke tomorrow |
| Nothing. It never does. |
| https://preview.redd.it/naid6z17bc3h1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=19e97c4ed9742a93602206c7b88968ed16530aa2\n\nFuck yeah brother! FICKEN im Weltraum. |
| Is it ok if I can't double my money every year? I struggle to make 50% YoY |
| thoughts on servicenow??? |
| RDW. Yall sleeping on it |
| Fuck the bols. Ber party tonight! Already a bottle of wine down 🍷. Cheers fuckers. |
| space up. SpaceX up since everyone here thinks down. Up on low float high FDV. then it shits itself on unlock and elon does some stupid shit to pump it thereafter. |
| How do you buy shares in X? I thought it was off market/private |
| 95% quit right before this happens 👌🏻 |
| Ah, so like NAFTA -> USMCA ✅ |
| Al Jazeera?\n\nYou’re not going to be able to avoid psyops reading about war on social media. Even Al Jazeera has its flaws, but it is more reasonable than most. Iraq is neighboring and largely Shia, but you’d have to be able to read Arabic to read most of their news. And it is questionable. \n |
| Has a head of state ever become head of state for another country? |
| What if warsh just prints oil, it’s also made out of trees after all |
| I’ll give you $10M. Do you want it? \n\nComes with just one stipulation. You won’t wake up tomorrow. You still want it? No. \n\nWake up tomorrow knowing it’s with $10M. |
| I tried pouring AI sauce all over my MSFT and META stocks but nothing changed |
| Win some, lose them all |
| Bag holder |
| My brain 24/7: Teach me babbbyyyy |
| Love it |
| i bought 200 pheonix cases for 5 cents a piece. they are like 5$ now but my inventory is locked |
| see section *10. "But The PE Ratio…"* |
| Tonite izrael *mistakenly* bombs Iran.\nSpy to 800 |
| This is why swing trading is goated |
| How does one’s brain convince themselves to buy some nonsense like this? I’m literally a bull 100% of the time. lol |
| Good write-up. I'm in. Think of all the construction workers building the datacenters in rural areas, they're going to go to the local diner to eat, and the demand for AI sauce is going to go through the roof. |
| No, they make printers, not AI. |
| Moves tomorrow, probably blow my load too quick from lack of action 🤷🏻♂️💦💦 |
| Why are you the way you are |
| Typical Imperial Russia oligarch behavior tbh. |
| Good thing I didn't buy oil calls Friday haha. Haha 🙂 |
| Smart buy just a matter of when it rallies |
| Foa is what drives meta to grow anyways and the numbers are insanely good. |
| shrimple as |
| 5 Announced Deals \n\nZero of them closed \n\nArt of the deal baby! 🤝 |
| doesn't software only rally when there is de-risking and closing short positions? |
| did you copy paste this from the table of shame? |
| Minimum! |
| Missing the most unjustly beaten down saas+agenticAI stock in your list, that's also reporting this week |
| I have 800 calls for 5/29 lol. That would be so sick. |
| I thought it was brilliant 🤣 |
| Ran into a ber, his wife’s boyfriend cheated on him |
| MSFT WILL FOLLOW THE RALLY |
| Up to whatever price someone’s willing to pay for them. We’re way past what you’d expect them to be so it’s anyone’s guess right now. |
| Are we gonna get rugged? |
| Cash gang and bears are fukd |
| Fuck sakes.. |
| the casino is always open |
| Get your shitposts in now. There's only 17 hours and 30 minutes left until the dance. |
| $F & $NOK |
| Only now realized your name.\n The drink or just fucking? |
| Its hard to get someone to do the right thing when that right things makes them loose money and power. Which brings me to my next point. In the next few years America will be at an inflection point, do we want to be villains on the world stage and the loss of money and power that comes with that or do we want to be friends with Israel? |
| you mean people exiting space names to chase the 2.4T IPO? No, I dont think that will happen. |
| Watermelon it is |
| https://preview.redd.it/nuf5kleqac3h1.jpeg?width=1206&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a4e86d09c72325814bfc3c3bab9d681a373a0f0f |
| Upwards, preferably |
| With the compromises made so far, the nuclear deal is definitely gonna be the JCPOA with a few minor detail changes (in a way that is more favorable to Iran than 2015 version) and repackaged under a new name |
| lose more money, then win some back, then lose more |
| Every supposed ASTS DD I've seen always resorts to some fantastical assumptions about a) what they're capable of technically and b) that they will be uncontested in whatever domain they enter. In this case you did it with the orbital data centers. If you believed every fantastical thing Musk said was around the corner, we'd have full self driving and the hyperloop by now. But let's say we solve all technical hurdles to orbital DCs both known and unknown, why exactly would ASTS (not currently known to be researching this application) be better positoned to be a market leader in this domain over much better capitalized and proven innovator SpaceX? |
| All of space and rocket companies are one explosion away from bankruptcy and yet they are valued like software companies which is cheap to scale.\n\nLet me put it this way, will you invest in MSFT with PE today if you know one critical bug of windows OS will blow up a building size of a stadium and might kill a hundred of people and regulators will put all possible red tape on future launches ?\n\nSpace Rocket companies should be valued like aircraft manufacturing companies. Dont make mistake. |
| Yeah it didn’t let me |
| Ah the poor people sauce |
| Any other gay bears about to get fucked at open like me.. |
| Ber , it's gonna pump tomorrow. No need to waste money |
| Buying $SOFI 🤑 |
| NOW and CRMs PEs are under 30. Don't see this being a problem like you're making it out to be. |
| He said software , not ghey boomer railroad stock |
| Tomorrow is my birthday and all I want is 🌽 79k |
| it absolutely is. |
| How do you think the spacex ipo will playout, for the company and for the sector before and after this listing? |
| 🤌🍻 |
| Bro be fr. It’s likely before this month ends |
| That's not the point. It would be a disservice to make him feel better, to assuage his guilt and remorse. It might feel good in the moment, but only true pain enables a man to learn from his past mistakes. It's going to get worse before it gets better unfortunately. I won and lost 60k when I was 19, now I'm back to £100k at 23. I was extremely depressed for two months back then, wishing I'd just cashed out and bought a Tesla rather than lose the money. Today, it hardly affects me. It takes time to recover. |
| as soon as I saw nvidia stock... damn bro good luck I hope she is still with you |
| How do these assholes write so much? |
| RIV China dont care |
| So if it's. Opens the strait 30 days after a peace deal, but the us is negotiating a 30-90 day ceasefire extension and making the deal in parts, then that's an open strait in 2-5 months. So August-Nov |
| I DO GIVE REDDIT PERMISSION TO SELL AND SHARE MY PERSONAL INFORMATION |
| Yeah it was definitely pumping earlier. Wanted to pass some time making lunch money but alas. |
| Shit brother as a society we are cooked all we can do is smoke em while we got em, I lost 70k and it tore me up for years and I thought about the void but I'd rather watch what's next and walk in a park while listening to music. |
| I’ll bite against my better judgment. The stock market will always go up because it is the best place for people to place their money. It gives better returns than literally anything else outside of self-managed real estate or starting companies, and often even better than those two. Every Friday, billions are pumped into the market from 401k/IRA contributions from payroll. Every time someone deposits into a bank, the bank is taking that cash and reinvesting it, which puts money into people’s pockets and facilitating further investment. Everyone’s buying into the market with the hope of stocks rising and making more money. Every time a product is purchased, a paycheck is issued, an investment is madd. Thats what capitalism is. Thats what this entire system is.\n\nYou’re saying that it’s wrong, or that it’s too hot, and too expensive, and you’re betting that everyone else will realize that, and the fear and panic of their decision to agree with you at a certain point in time will outweigh all of the other buyers in the world who are part of this system, and that you’ll time the moment they will all panic and panic sell, allowing you - the holder of specialized financial instruments that profit off downturns - to make money as everyone agrees to exit this system to keep what they have as the system loses value and/or crashes.\n\nIf this is truly your mindset, you’re either clairvoyant or a fool. And unless you are the former, I imagine your “super believable $1.57 million portfolio” started off a whole lot higher due to factors detached from your prowess in investing. |
| The actual move might be much less than expected... what strike? |
| Don’t think I’ll make it to tomorrow |
| OPEN.THE.CASINO |
| Alexa - play thunderstruck by AC/DC |
| Oil back to green by open |
| $MU please give us a 100 move |
| Banbet or eat a watermelon |
| Where are the news? \n\nRegards |
| We might see a 1-2% positive day tomorrow. Morning spike afternoon selloff some crazy news drops between 2-3 and it spikes 1-2% lmao |
| Well now we know what’s not going to happen. |
| yeah i think talking about short interest on this subreddit is a bit cringe so I avoid it. but I think the cover needs to happen soon (TM) and some of the collapsing of hedging privately placed SpaceX shares will help soon(er). |
| Wow |
| This is it. This is the big ons |
| MSFT 🙏🏻 |
| 2 more hours! NO, OPEN THE CASINO |
| The date - June 12. The ticker - SPCX. The rest - noise. |
| It's not as good as it used to be but it's still better than everywhere else |
| Big SHREK dildo up my ber anus time |
| RIP Ryan Davis |
| Are you just doing for short term or long term? If it’s short term to make a quick buck then that’s fine, but long term Rgti ionq and d wave are at least 5-10 years from scale and profitability, to be able to justify their stock prices they need a lot more sales and profit to begin to justify |
| SOFTWARE RALLY STARTS FORREAL THIS TIME, I SWEAR |
| Everyone remember if we all buy they sell and if we all sell they buy |
| Wait so how high can the weapon skins still get then? |
| Legally, Pope Leo can run for President in 2028. |
| how about you fucking google it dumbass |
| This is actually really insightful. I like that you track the reasoning behind both buying and selling instead of just the numbers.\n\nAre you managing all this in spreadsheets right now or using some tool? |
| We have google and chat gpt, spare yourself from looking like a noob |
| I have been waiting for this thread for 3 days now 🍿 |
| I checked SP earlier and it was frozen. Crude was futing. |
| If AI downturn happens, SPY will tank and take btc down with it even harder |
| Tomorrow we pump! |
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| Definitely food for thought. I like that even if the pivot fails, you could eat what was left. |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/Proof-Technician8754 made a bet that SPY would go to 725.0 within **4 days** when it was 742.945 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 0 wins and 1 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) | [Post Verified Trades](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1pp3o5t/verified_trader/) |
| Spy 800 3 months time. Book it |
| Learning how to lose is how you learn how to win. |
| see section 10. |
| I honestly think the only way it works is earning more money over time. The boring way. A 100k loss in a 2m portfolio is a Tuesday |
| Good thing about index investing is it doesn’t matter. They will sell spaceX and have to buy something else in the market. Just buy vti and tell em to suck it |
| In fact, all my steak 🥩 is effectively AI sauce |
| Really? Any good videos explaining it? Fascinating rabbit hole |
| So, everything by the US Gov? |
| I would if I had any |
| lol why would it not be available immediately? |
| Eat watermelon |
| Except both sides keep saying the deal says different things and that it actually isn't that close. Nothing has even been agreed to, and the things that are claimed would be over 30-60 days if at all. |
| solid advice! |
| I guess people digesting the CHIPS act grant. This thing is a rocket ship. If bullshit quantum companies can get to over 30B, the potential for this thing is huge |
| green by open |
| cash gang ready to lose money |
| https://preview.redd.it/i63dmr86ac3h1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0e10330f8a34b78c88954631e878db678139a1f6 |
| lmfao bunch of fear mongering frogs |
| banbet it then |
| THIS IS EARLY |
| You are about to be on the next one probably. |
| Imagine thinking a company is going to grow profits infinitely with 0 issues along the way. Lmfao |
| My heart is at ease knowing that which is meant for me can never miss me, and that which misses me was never meant for me |
| You can, you just need to find a regarded personen that wants to sell them. |
| It's not rhetoric. It's just my opinion |
| >having a stroke midway through a story.\n\nLife of the average online roleplayer tbh. |
| Oh Yeah. But I privated my steam so it doesnt work lol. Besides that kills all the suspense. |
| Bro wtf? |
| The toughest question for tomorrow, which calls will print the hardest |
| i cried when GB ended the first time. cheers |
| Stupid bols, get ready for tuesday crash. Its going to open -5% market does not hate anything more than uncertainty. Lol its going to crash so hard…. I was so lucky i loaded on puts on friday, after long time i was finally right, there is not going to be any deal and the market will finally crash. |
| You know it’s the end of a holiday weekend when you write a 🔥 comment and some 🤡 copies it |
| Same. I still have a ton from like 2013. No wonder friends kept messaging me to give them these cases. Ima login and check rn. |
| Oh you're making the next wall of shame 😂\n\nIt's not ai, but you can't differentiate between ai and real human thought because you lack the reading comprehension stamina to read 5 paragraphs in. |
| I love this thank you |
| These fake stories on here are so dumb. "3 years ago, I lost 500k in the stock market with degen gambling and had nothing. After revenge trading, I now have a 7 figure portfolio, giant house, luxury cars..." |
| Taco man says: Yes. |
| Fair enough |
| I feel like this is just gloating and you've earned it\n\nBastard |
| 👋 hi |
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| When I was 24 the crude oil price went into the negative territory for a very short period during Covid, pretty sure everyone remembered that if you were trading oil at that time. I longed oil with huge leverage when it’s close to 0 never knew that it could go below 0 and lost everything in a margin call in like 30 mins. \n\nIt’s fine. It’s part of the learning that we all have to go through. Just keep on trying and learning. You’re still young and are already trying to invest, this is the #1 advantage in life. I’m sure you’ll make big money and this early loss would mean nothing to you except as a badass story to share! |
| I know some1 bought $22K of AAPL back in the 80s and now holding $13MM in her trust, never sold\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/bnpqus7z9c3h1.jpeg?width=2928&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=95361e329fa091474c0b5925fcc73270a51abae2 |
| Everybody here is a confirmed power bottom |
| I opened my strait of hormuz, and my oil is stop gapped (it got plugged with a dildo) |
| Guys i bought puts over the weekend. Do you think the ass penetration force will be so strong i will cum instantly when market opens on Tuesday? |
| penis |
| You don’t think this this will be a main source of funds for the SpaceX IPO? |
| Nothing has been lifted yet what are you saying? |
| thanks for the permission |
| Hahaha that’s completely fair 😅\n\nHonestly, anyone with a 12-year workflow and their own tooling probably has very specific ways of thinking and operating. That’s actually part of what we’re trying to understand better instead of forcing traders into rigid systems. |
| So thats why Silver went up. I knew the Vampires came back. |
| green |
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| You gotta be retarded to literally lose in the market lmao. I love this sub |
| No, sndk doesn't need to split |
| You know it’s the end of a holiday weekend when you write a 🔥 comment and some 🤡 copies it |
| Don’t give RFK any ideas |
| Sir, this is a 0DTE |
| It's all for show |
| Erbil area has been attacked rather often, and a lot. |
| Watched a lot of stocks back in your day? |
| i asked one question u dumbfuck can u just answer? |
| NVDA should be close to 90 partnerships by now. Does that count? |
| 25yr old and you had 100k, you're fine just live and learn |
| Ok…attacks from whom? |
| You know how we get out of this mess? Just bankroll oil to crypto. |
| Fuck me. Did any of the community know it was coming? Would be genuinely gutted, wouldn't you. |
| Yeah totally get that. That’s actually why we want to make it highly customizable instead of forcing one workflow on everyone.\n\nA lot of traders already juggle 3-4 different websites/tools at once, so the idea is more about reducing that friction and making things feel smoother and more intuitive around their own process. |
| You know it’s the end of a holiday weekend when you write a 🔥 comment and some 🤡 copies it |
| with these questions. I hope you are paper trading |
| Do you even dance? |
| oh sorry - I was replying to another conversation 🙂 - my bad brother |
| So is it deal or no deal this fine hour |
| My life is pretty sad rn lol had probably the worst week of my life yet 🥲 but at least my friends took me out for a weekend trip to cheer me up. Shitposting here has also brought back some fun |
| inflation is fake and ghey |
| It makes me want to 8 6 the fucker. Almost as bad as disrespecting 4547. |
| All the down votes make me sad that you don't get the same life experience. Blessed be to Allah |
| Don't be mean |
| Hate u guys |
| jesus kid... take a breather |
| Honestly fuck it you earned it to behave like a teenager taking revenge |
| Think of it this way, if took you X amount of time to lose all that money, it'll take you X amount of time to get it all back |
| Methmorial Day |
| when does market open? is there after hours |
| yeah i think NASA is the adult thing to do. |
| My survival makes you happy 🥰 |
| I work in games and have known Jeff since his GameSpot days, one of my favorite dudes in “the industry “. |
| Props for the player hater name drops at the end, that’s the kind of petty I like to see |
| Eh it could be worse |
| [a fuck tim farrar to you as well.](https://istimwrongagain.com/) |
| At this point of time rocketlab earns much more than ASTS in terms of space services. |
| https://youtu.be/-X6YzlY_8tM?si=7vs_5VvDrxlVf-4T\n\nPlease don't and please watch this |
| Fuk it meth it is |
| You didn’t get eaten by raccoons on your unhoused adventure. That’s exciting. |
| It’s insane that Heinz doesn’t have a “we’re pivoting to AI” ad campaign with the ketchup team sitting dejected in the corner. |
| Gonna copy and paste this |
| Its halted from 1pm to 6pm 😭 |
| https://preview.redd.it/u2v4u5rc9c3h1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ec2333109a7172e3e7754684c5f2ae8197799676\n\n |
| You are right. We all owe Russia a great debt of gratitude |
| Inverse Cathie Wood |
| Are you retarded? |
| He just explained it to you. A gap can make your loss larger than the stop level you set. \n\nAlso, it’s quite difficult to set a stop loss of 2k on 10k worth of options premium. You’d probably get stopped out 95% of the time. \n\nOption prices can be many times more volatile than the underlying, which is why you should only buy as much premium as you’re able to accept losing |
| I’m 32 with a kid, a wife and less than 10k in savings; i’m still happy. |
| Nefarious? |
| Live and work in the country. |
| lol we have nothing left to talk about and we’re all losing it |
| I have spent too many hours making my own tool in R, and quite some more placing my 12 years historic track record to change it now 😅 |
| Not really..maybe try reinstalling once again? |
| I mean, you won’t be paying taxes for a couple years so there’s that I guess lol |
| i really really really hope you learned a lesson about gambling |
| lol I actually have been kind of out of jeff's solo thing since he doesnt really cover new stuff. Can only see the retro stuff so much |
| This is weaponized autism. Space lasers baby |
| Life isn’t all about money \nIt’s about health \nRelationships and family \nAnd a balance of things to which money can be Incuded in \nI know I’d rather be rich and all the other stuff and not that much money than be super rich but poor relationships health etc \nIt’s good to be balanced or abundance In all the life factors |
| Take 8k more away and you’re me at 30. |
| Speaking about RK... \n \nASTS has elevated and persistent SI. It seems as though the share price makes no difference, $10 or $100, the SI just goes higher lol. |
| Tactical. |
| No please think of your children |
| Stonk go up \n\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/dulu85e49c3h1.jpeg?width=200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9bf2e826ad296f4f2111aa15802cb48279a38c5c |
| News: deal with Iran imminent \nNews: deal with US not imminent \n\nWhat a circus \n |
| https://preview.redd.it/seinldw39c3h1.jpeg?width=1017&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7ef964bf1cf4a6c5dc5615a632cd9db6df3f227f\n\n |
| Can't wait to see the energy in the daily thread Thursday when we get PCE data. |
| What happened? |
| ASTS is 70% of my portfolio. I bought in a little late for the first rally but I still feel very early |
| Just get a divorce |
| Y |
| You know it’s the end of a holiday weekend when you write a 🔥 comment and some 🤡 copies it |
| What I do:\n\nShares: \ndate \naccount \nticker \nnumber of shares \nprice \ngoal percentage increase \ngoal price (takes into account a fixed opportunity cost, taxes, and goal percentage increase) \nsell date (I have the goal price reference today's date for its metrics if this is blank, otherwise it references this.) \ndescription of intent and reasoning \ndescription of intent and reasoning of selling\n\nOptions: \ntheoretically the same, I don't do the automatic calculations because I rarely do options |
| Its just the beginning |
| sell the news |
| You can't go back. I've been writing software for over 20 years & hit the point where I didn't enjoy it anymore. I'd have all these ideas and go "well, now I gotta do the boring tedious part of spending a week implementing it...". I can do it. But it's like "spend an hour writing this function, an hour on that, an hour on tests, etc, etc. Do this for every part of the design..." a week later it is done.\n\nThat can now be done in hours. I actually enjoy engineering again |
| MU better not shit itself in the open like the past week |
Every trader that actually knows what they're doing has their own spreadsheets and models. I've tried to use tools and dashboards that other people have built, and while they were quality, I always go back to the stuff that I build for myself. Everyone visualizes and thinks about things differently, so unless we were in the same room together and you were giving me an in-person demonstration of your product, I probably wouldn't ever use it, honestly.\n\nOh... breakeven and max pain if you're in options. Maybe include quarterly dividend ex-dates and pay dates and capital gains distribution dates for stuff you're long and holding, and whether those are getting reinvested or swept to cash.\n\nThis website looks outdated af, but I use it all the time:\n\n Options profit calculator Free stock-option profit calculation tool. See visualisations of a strategy's return on investment by possible future stock prices. Calculate the value of a ca... |
| All I smell is grilled meat and all I hear is fireworks. Good bless the USA |
 *Walter Bloomberg (@DeItaone) on X ROCKET ATTACK HITS IRANIAN OPPOSITION CAMP NORTH OF IRAQ’S ERBIL, WOUNDING TWO FIGHTERS - SECURITY SOURCES x.com |
| I've gotten a few payouts from Topstep, but overall shits not worth it. The rules and workarounds with props are completely unrealistic and designed to make you fail.\n\nHonestly better off just trading options from here on out |
| No not once so im gonna buy calls this week simply because it’s gone too far. I will be the sacrifice |
| You know it’s the end of a holiday weekend when you write a 🔥 comment and some 🤡 copies it |
| S&P is still definitely frozen as of 1PM after reinstall. Crypto is live though. Im guessing theres a lunch break or pause. I dont rly trade futures much . |
| Talking about it could be odd, but I’d expect a player of games to buy stocks, especially if their income is high. |
| huh? "don't participate" in what? And why would me not participating in whatever be a response anyway to anything I said? |
| I have to go to work in a couple hours 😩 |
| Big Yahu sabotaging another peace deal who could've seen that coming |
| Just tell me if I should buy at market open. Y/N. |
| what planet is that in the picture? that cant be earth |
| I just have one question. \nCalls or put? (2 months out) That’s it |
| VT and chill buds |
| If my aunt has nuts ,she be my uncle !\nMoved on from it the most you can loose is 100%, but the upside has no limits….\n |
| You don't have to tell everyone |
| Not seeing that anywhere. Attack from whom? |
| You’re getting twice a month? What’s your secret? 😂😢 |
| Rddt is mooning tmrw, spread the word. |
| it’s kicking off 🍿 |
| Umm you said the joke is that um its a misuse of socialism, its not. You're joke doesn't make sense. The cases, being less rare doesn't mean it was distributed lol. \n\nYou said "Its not about socialism at all, its about the misuse of socialism" How'd you find a way to mention socialism again if its not about it at all? \n\nLol. |
| Yawn... |
| One of the top 10 in the last few years for sure |
| LOL yeah like did it ever stop |
| ok, don't participate... this is a simple concept, a dictionary definition is too limited for a modern society |
| Gas prices have not moved so you are right |
| Futures matching up 1%. The train keeps chugging I. Guess |
| https://preview.redd.it/38fzg4sr8c3h1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=30a21291dbe4713375880ee450c9b016ddfc08de\n\n |
| Invest in satellite while fiber gets built out. \n\nIt’s like nuclear vs solar - I’d rather have the energy density and longevity of nuclear, but acknowledge how comparatively fast, easier, and cheap solar is to roll out in the interim. |
| AND he’s active in Jeff Gerstmann’s subreddit? 👑 |
| Hope marriage was worth at least $1.8M. |
| The whole year |
| Tomorrow better not be a rug pull. |
| speaking of Internet, its back on for them right now |
| I hope I make it across the night for the open tomorrow.. \nI hope to see my green candles and shake their hand. \nI hope the NASDAQ100 is as green as it has been in my dreams.\n\n*I hope.* |
| Dad? |
| i guess the talks are going as planned |
| How did you get the camera angle perfect like that, what lense are you using? |
| Reasonably regulated capitalism is called "capitalism".\n\nSocialism is a vastly different whole system that observably miserably fails any time it's been tried and lead to far more suffering and poverty than capitalism.\n\n> a healthy mix of capitalism and socialism\n\nThere isn't really any such thing. Either people are legally allowed to earn money passively from investments, or they aren't. It's mostly a binary light switch.\n\nI can imagine a hypothetical scenario where you could have a mix but I've never seen it tried in practice before. For example, if you had something similar to social security, but people "paid" into it based purely on hours worked, not their salaries (salaries are already post-capitalist extraction of dividends from the work, which is why current social security isn't socialist at all).\n\nE.g. you take the entire company's revenue from all sources, take 20% of it, and divide it amongst employees by hours worked, as their contribution to this sort-of-social-security system. That would be in a sense "20% socialist". But again I've never seen it tried, might also fail, might not. |
| Bearhunter |
| AI is making massive strides on gay bear violin positions. Bullish |
| OP, you're the fucking men. Obligatory Tim Farrar is wrong again meme. That retarded "consultant" literally can't stop being wrong every day for 5 years straight\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/4gjihi5n8c3h1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a9ced7d167172b297b121518b2185405e7d94834 |
| great bol, do you think $NASA is an ok trade too if i’m bullish on the entire space sector up until the space x ipo |
| Prop def a scam. Had topstep basically beat on a combine finally and then they stopped counting profit in the dashboard and wouldn’t fix it to run out the clock on me. |
| Is Halliburton (-5% today) now a buy? |
| I have 50 Operation Riptide cases that I redeemed from the rewards of the $15 pass back in 2021. Each one of them is currently valued >$14/ea. So roughly a 4,600% increase in value.\n\nIf I had sold them at the end of the operation, they would have just barely paid off the pass itself; Something like $17 total after market fees.\n\nThe new cases aren't hardly worth anything after the first couple weeks, but they balloon after they're removed from the common drop pool. And with the new terminals that aren't profitable >98% of the time and involve sinking literally hundreds of dollars into purchasing a single item (instead of $2.50 for a case key), cases will likely not go much lower in the long term. |
| Ahh, White House has its bets in on oil prices. Prepare for war to resume Monday night. |
| https://preview.redd.it/rsxvdpgk8c3h1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9321e380860ac0cb66884a39388346802cee1e83 |
| https://youtu.be/-X6YzlY_8tM?si=7vs_5VvDrxlVf-4T\n\nReal shit though check this out breaks down all the rule changes and shit they are pulling for this IPO |
| That sounds like trying to buy back covered calls that have gone deep ITM. |
| Appl moon when |
| If you upvote this past 69 you will be cursed. |
| This isn't ai |
| Not Reddit but this X account is the most legit unbiased analysis from the Iranian side \n\nhttps://x.com/hamidrezaaz/status/2058289016781316439?s=46 |
| Aluminium is literally the one unmaniplated commodity linked to this middle east bullshit |
| I mean yah, he was rich. |
| Same age and I’ve gained n lost 100grand when FTX was alive and Elon was pushing doge on tweets. I had to lobotomize my self to continue this conscious experience after the incident |
| Money isnt everything in Life. It does solve many problems. It doesnt truly give peace and fulfilling happiness. One reaches it with a family and friends. Seek it, negative thoughts will disappear in days. You can earn them back, you can invest them in long grind and make guranteed money instead of gambling it away. \n\nEvery problem has a solution that is not too drastic. |
| That's almost a liter |
| Yup, I thought of that too. Im not going to use my margin until there is another big dip |
| I thought it was pretty savage lol. Great DD post |
| Nooo, cases crashed? I had a good bit invested there. I haven't checked reccently. |
| There's a point you gotta let it go |
| The fact that there’s so many haters might just make this guy a millionaire |
| Fractional shares makes this moot |
| You know it’s the end of a holiday weekend when you write a 🔥 comment and some 🤡 copies it |
| Space n sht |
| Somebody discovered options! |
| Lol what a jackass |
| ROCKET ATTACK HITS IRANIAN OPPOSITION CAMP NORTH OF IRAQ’S ERBIL, WOUNDING TWO FIGHTERS - SECURITY SOURCES\n\n |
| not nearly as much as all your boyfriends. . . |
| Im long asts as well, I think this is a good stock to swing trade, but also good for long term hold as well. My favorite part is the wall of shame 😂 top tier post |
| И |
| This doesn’t resolve in six months, the amount of infrastructure that was taken out won’t be operational again for years. |
| Sunny day for Memorial Day. Am I going to go outside and lay at the rooftop pool or walk around? No 🤌 I have severe depression and shit posting on Wall Street bets \n\nEdit - love communities like this, my passion is in the financial markets (work in the futures markets myself). Nice to escape to what i am comfortable in with you all |
| Put 5 million into SPY alone and you would dwarf the returns from fixed income |
| Damn you are winning dude, I am 26 but I have $150k more loss in other brokerages lol\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/blenbsza8c3h1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d195516e93a8d519bc3c8621781d36522967f294 |
| Just you. Uninstall and reinstall the app |
| If you could build an ETF that was based on someone's stock buys, who would you pick? Besides Pelosi, trump, or cramer. |
| This is what I’m here for |
| Stevie Wonder probably picked stocks better than half of you here |
| My bad, that wasn't me but my bad |
| $5 |
| That’s probably what the game devs did |
| this weekend celebrates the brave men and woman died on foreign lands so that bers can bet against Murica |
| One picture to describe what will happen to both of them at the same time.\n\nAlso the bears are louder when they both go up because their shorts are fucking them like a piledriver set on the maximum settings.\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/frhcm3v78c3h1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d308f7d661cfdb12df0fd6840f9324f0b9defa14 |
| I hope it works out for you, bro. Nobody knows - that's the thrill of it. |
| Wow this was like reading that journal from Se7en.\n\nBut it was worth it. I smell profits. |
| Yah, but 1 senior engineer with AI is now more productive than a team of 5 without it. |
| Weekend futes being lit 🔥 |
| It’s an individual who secretly collects confidential information about an organization, individual, or country. Because you need spies on your side if you want to make money at options. |
| Is futures on RH frozen for anyone? |
| i’m on |
| Yes and if you look at the earnings TSLA pumped off of it because it was a surprise to the market they sold that much. Should be illegal |
| https://preview.redd.it/rztknao38c3h1.jpeg?width=518&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0dd22a845166050c2d55af62525c931e5220e527 |
| SPY is unusually quiet today |
| Me too! We should probably rethink our lives. |
| So many bought weekend puts it seems tsk tsk |
| I am 26 And lost over $250k since 2020, and still Have to pay $20k back to my parents I borrowed to yolo in options telling them I was investing for long term. And those negative thoughts will vanish after few weeks trust me, just focus on how you can do better in future. |
| Do you ever write a 6 comment and a 7 copies it |
| Do you ever write a 🌈 comment and some 🐻 copies it |
| This autist made an APA style citation page just from regards who doubted him. Respect. |
| Pretty sure that guys right and it is hot dog withdrawals. Carbon monoxide is just a fancy word. |
| Copy this comment if you are 🌈 \n\n©️ |
| Can’t wait to see u/Ok_Advantage_8153 in the next one! |
| im sticking my entire savings into spacex. that is all. |
| My man hasn’t paid attention to the futes |
| This is why I'm still here 🚀 |
| Or maybe we should research some stocks together and speculate our way to financial freedom sooner, hahaha.\n\n😎😎😎😎😎\n |
| post so long hard to find the end to upvote |
| They're going to open the strait that's always been open according to them? |
| I went out for a long walk, weather was fantastic. Thanks to the casino being closed today. Life indeed is beautiful. |
| Technically at 8pm EST tonight. |
| rklb will also go up. but see section "launch is a commodity" |
| SIDUS and PRZO |
| No. Because they don't even have internet there. |
| Calls |
| Fr fr 😂 |
| Butthole 🤭 |
| I don't think money is ever flowing back into enterprise software stocks\n\nAgentic AI too strong |
| How |
| Are there any Iranian subreddits where I can read real news and not fake propaganda? |
| The art of making deals is to make a lot of them. Nothing about closing a deal. |
| Stocks are all flat today. Crazy to see |
| imagine posting shit word for word from x here |
| Why do people invest so much money in risky shit? WHY NOT JUST PUT IT IN A GIC AND WATCH IT GROW LITTLE BY LITTLE?\n\nI understand the sub I am in, but seriously? If I lost $9k, I'd be very sad. Losing ONE HUNDRED THOUSAND DOLLARS on a stupid gamble is madness |
| Do you ever write a 🤡 comment and some 🔥 copies it wrong? |
| Orcl Amazon spy AXTI amd tsla and poet. |
| Happy for you. Or sorry about your loss.\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/7gx0tpfr7c3h1.jpeg?width=1025&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e01c4495b6a58a3ba908a11ef0dbeb20b5e4fb99 |
| Been watching |
| Homie could've said RKLB but chose a meme stock instead. |
| I'm genuinely happy for him. |
| I can't see that ever happening |
| Famine is basically baked in too. The fertilizer shortages have already done their job |
| In Magic: The Gathering terms, an old case is like an alpha booster pack. |
| Not deep enough? Or did he get lost in the sauce? |
| 👆👆👆 |
| Do you ever write a 🔥 comment and some 🤡 copies it? |
| Just turned 40 and my wife is pregnant |
| Huge green spy candle on hyperliquid 🤓 |
| Ai generated brother |
| SIVE holy fuck |
| Its crazy to look back at my legit mental break episode where I was a bear and lost hundreds of thousands of dollars and then see people posting basically carbon copies of what I was thinking. I’m so sorry for your impending losses, I know it seems like you’re thinking so clearly. |
| Time to put on the McDonalds hat big dog. No BK crown for you. |
| NET and SHOP are solid plays as well. |
| This is the way |
| I don’t get why they let 25 year olds have 100k to piss away |
| Sometimes I comment something here, gets a shit ton of downvotes and I come back like 20 mins later and people are memeing on it and shit. |
| Honestly, I know the problem is mostly on my side. I’ve tried adjusting it before — and just when I finally manage to get things under control, one social gathering with alcohol or training too late at night ends up ruining it again. Late workouts make my nervous system extremely active and overstimulated, so I can’t fall asleep. But to be fair, whenever I lie down to sleep, my mind becomes incredibly active and full of ideas.\n\n\n\nThat being said, I think you could try moderately reducing your caffeine intake or having it earlier in the day. It would probably improve things quite a bit overall. Wishing you a mentally refreshing day and a good night’s sleep tonight.\n\n\n |
| Do you ever write a 🤡 comment and some other 🤡 copies it? |
| No one shorted oil? Got downvoted to hell for asking earlier 🖕 |
| Cats are good people |
| stroke? |
| I just copied someone else’s comment |
| Dear diary,\n\nI lost money again. 😔 \n |
| Whatever happened to 90 deals in 90 days, nobody tried to do a follow up on it seems |
| Do what you did to get $99,801.20 and give it to a proven hedge fund manager or index it at your age |
| The summer spice pump must flow. We guaranteed to hit 8000 this year. |
| The negative thoughts are probably how you lose money during a bull run |
| Yeah right, look at corrections over the last 6 years. You miss the entry at for example 2000, as according to all stats it's overbought, it goes up to 4000, then "crashed" to 3500 for a moment, so it's a good time to buy and you are proud of yourself 😂 |
| Have you tried just not being a regard |
| I saw Elon Musk at a CVS at like 11:36pm on a Tuesday. He was in the greeting card aisle for a very long time. Not reading the cards, just standing near them with his arms crossed like he was supervising. At one point he picked one up, read it, and put it back facing the wrong way. He did this to seventeen cards. A CVS employee asked if he needed help and he said "I'm good" in a way that ended the conversation permanently.\n\nHe got in line behind me with nothing in his hands. Just got in line. When he got to the register the cashier asked if he found everything okay and he said "that's a great question" and then didn't answer it. He tapped his card before she'd even told him the total. It worked.\n\nAs I was leaving, I saw him hold the door open for "me" even though I was way behind him. But let go as soon as I got close |
| thats the dream |
| No. I copyright ©️ all my comments |
| Keep talking dirty to me, I’m almost there. |
| Nothing says peace in the Middle East like bombing the shit out of Lebanon. Maybe they’ll join the Abraham Accord as well? |
| that’s if $250k covers your fixed costs. . . |
| also up space = good |
| Gamestop to the moon. Anyways I am getting pretty good opinion from here to |
| yep IOT and AI connectivity is the basis of my first writeup |
| ok dr akshuley... it's a joke not a fucking lecture on economics.... good luck surfing on the spectrum |
| It’s the best day ever! |
| yea but thats just looking at them you dont really play the game on those servers |
| Where can i get tested? |
| Well, hopefully you had that $100k to spare. If that was all you had, time to start over and do better the second time around. |
| Iran has said it too. They're just going to charge an "environmental tax" on the ships going through |
| N |
| Thank you so much. Would you actually use something like this if most of what you mentioned existed in one app? |
| That's the US blockade, here's the Iranian blockade v\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/3xffelna7c3h1.png?width=1264&format=png&auto=webp&s=1b57f28aec7b5bd146b89c8bf09819da689c5c8f |
| Sometimes I comment something here, gets a shit ton of downvotes and I come back like 20 mins later and people are memeing on it and shit. |
| I thought we were completely in control of the Strait? |