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Mortgage sales is the next big market. \n\nDonny is going to release the 50 year mortgage whenever the housing market needs a little spin up. \n\nI’m not saying to buy $LDI, I’m saying we need to work for them.
NVDA
Performance Bond Requirements - Metal Margin - Effective December 29, 2025 - CME Group
(https://www.cmegroup.com/notices/clearing/2025/25-393.html) \nWill this force margin call on Monday?
We getting btc type predictions now.. that never bodes well
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A hooker in Colombia costs $10. Your brother is a true degenerate
so you 🤡 are shorting SLV after going parabolic? make it make sense
Monday 9:40 am dip like usual to catch the stop losses. That’s my entry. If not I’ll wait, but definitely before Thursday I need a position.
buying whatever mag 7 crashes on Monday
living in her walls
This is the one. \n\nIts a 10 bagger from here. \n\nIt may take 2 years but it'll happen.
Have you bought already?
He could always backdoor that money etc. that’s why I said go get financial advice.
8 puts that Moderna goes to $29 by Jan 2 2026 for a total cost of ~$90
Very curious to see what the WSB 2026 picks will be
I’m doing it
No need, we just want stare at a number like idiots
Someone convince me not to full port SLV weekly calls.
Some of you think your silverware is made with real silver and it shows
That 1979 peak was caused by the Hunt brothers hoarding silver just cuz, and the government intervened which fucked em. \n\nThis one's a little different because everyone fears collapse of America 😂
No way this goes well, last press report was Putin agreed to give Donald Ukraines largest nuclear plant for crypto operations
I may be a regard that invested in AMZN but atleast I'm not a Bitcoin bro 😂😂😂😂
Hinge prolly got some big ass algorithm shit going down to match you with these matches, know what I saying homie?
After this massive silver rally, can we please get a huge gold rally. Thanks
went from pocket jerking in class to pocket jerking at work!
Yes
YOU 🫵 DON’T HAVE THE CARDS!
buttcorn aka butthurt
I think wsb is feeling positive about silver but im not sure
I think it depends if we get a crazy soft landing with low inflation and strong equities. The 2010s and recent years were crazy good for american equities, a huge fluke. We'll have to see. I won't fullport silver, that's for sure.
So are we gonna have us another "you don't have any cards" "why don't you wear a suit" day tomorrow when mango meets zelenskyy at pedo a lago?
I’m sorry.
Agreed. It's clear they are not realizing that silver is very real. It's literal material commodity on the precious minerals list and we are leap frogging into an incredibly technologically advanced future. It's going to have multiple corrections on its way to $150+, but will eventually settle over $150/oz.
Hm interesting. Cornbread is amazing.
Great strategy.
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It takes 20-30 years to build a new nuclear plant in the US.
No French fries?
Crypto winter 🥶 \n\nSilver summer 🏖️
Not true. I have 18 and 9k cufflinks which don't tarnish
!remindme 69days
Good god man
As a dividend fund guy, don’t do this \n\nPut all your tax advantaged money into dividends. Put your brokerage into SPY. \n\nI’m heavy on divs because I’m a wuss about volatility, and it comes at a huge tax disadvantage.
where them buttcorn bros with usb necklaces to flex their buttcorn holdings... heehurr
Downvote this so OP doesent find what margin is
Yessir
Dude keep your head up I blew 60 k before and polished up my game.. and found out what I was doing wrong and started over and I’m back..
last year I had a two bagger on hinge dates
was still gambling lol, it goes both ways
Great job i saved 65k by 26 and then used it to buy a duplex and now i just turned 36 and im right at 94 to 95k i was thinking about that if someone new were to invest in tqqq at a crash they would be pretty rich. 👍🙏
You're going to lose so much on the divorce
I'm over here hoping to hit $23,000 before I'm 100...
Buying beat down oil cos in 2020 was my first foray into individual stocks. I was buying penny stocks like CPE and CDEV and watching the wild swings of 10-20% both up and down.... but mostly down. Many small cos were on the brink of bk, some did go bk (Oasis). I was way down on those positions but held tight and bought OXY and DVN among others when they were CHEAP. You have to be able to stomach the volatility if you're gonna do OG. \n\nLow prices haven't even started yet... there is still storage available on vlccs and on land. Once that fills up, the bottom will fall out. Watch storage levels, Cushing is a good proxy for NA storage. This is not investment advice, just a story.
Drones. Also RCAT and UMAC\n\nWouldn't necessarily call them meme stocks, pretty significant TAM and clear intentions from the US government to bolster American drone production. Actual spending has not materialised yet due to various well-documented factors this year and there is always some stroke-of-the-pen risk but with some of the numbers being thrown around I think even conservative estimates of government spending leave some of these companies pretty undervalued.\n\nRCAT in particular has already secured a pretty big contract for short range reconaissance and is diversifying into boats as well. Market overreacted to their last earnings because they had to revise guidance but production capacity is nailed on and they had record revenue last quarter.\n\nThere is significant competition risk here but the TAM is big enough for several players to get a slice of the pie.
you just don't understand - buttcorn bro... lul
Silver literally showed cryptards who’s boss
Bitcoin might actually only rally again when all other assets look dead. Then it rises from the ashes like a phoenix.
Thanks. Tax loss harvesting instead of financial freedom. Back to the slave pit in 2026.
They’ve been short for the 200% rally this year and them flipping long is supposed to be a good thing?
My son just turned 25 he just hit 100k on his Roth \nNot counting 401k
what's kinda worked for me is a safe approach in broad stroke analysis. for example, I like to follow geopolitics and knew to invest early in weaponry once the Ukraine war started, it didn't disappoint. I suspect that Tesla and spaceX will essentially fail in the long run, the competition is fierce and although Elon Musk is a genius when it comes to marketing and building up a base of ~believers~ fanatics, for those who care to be impartial his decision making is horrendous and eventually his lies to shareholders will eventually catch up to him. That said, I'm also dumbfounded on how it hasn't caught up to him yet. but investing in competing businesses has worked rather well for now.\nI try to avoid investing too much in individual stock.
That is not correct. Check your math plz
Trick question there is no "12 AM"\n\nJust wait for robowhores.
Agreed. Loading up on Rio Tinto and happy that CDE now has copper exposure. Wait until all that electricity they're about to build out has to actually get to its destination through transmission lines...
Do it
Balls are actually stored in the pee. Fully submerged.
The crypto president in full effect!
Oh a roof. 😒 show off.
JP Morgan, the world estimates largest hoarder of silver has just flipped its short position to a long position.
She sounds great. Should've picked up a new girlfriend at the mall instead.
CNQ pays 5%+ in dividends and have a track record of raising their dividends going back 25+ years and so there isn't a time value of money problem for me. I'll sit and collect 18K CAD every quarter until I am right.
I lib in Alberta 😭😭😭 pun intended
Only a retard would buy crypto
$70-72 is the zone it needs to bounce from to maintain upper bollinger, its bounced here before. If it loses $70 it’s got a way to go, it’s sitting right at the key zone now so Monday will tell us a lot.
RDDT
Well, I kept averaging up and down throughout so I think you could do the same. DCAing is a good strategy cuz what if it never drops that low again with how much silver is in demand now?
Get it my dude I’m 41 with like….5k. Total.
Recession is coming...
I think Carter Worth recently suggested gold was a better buy than silver. He’s the CHARTMASTER. Personally, I think the macro forces mostly point to more hedging and precious metal accumulation. But, my crystal ball is in the shop….\nBTW, BTC is in the doldrums today but my son bought $21000 at $21 and isn’t selling. BTC has few uses still (but slowly growing), yet silver has at least a dozen important commercial applications.\nComparing silver to crypto is not helpful, imho.
I’m interested what’s the DD?
I am full port calls expiring Monday so flat or down then up
Depression
congrats crypto bulls losing money this year. only negative asset
Start a hralth insurance and deny every claim
Wut?
I'm high/was shit posting
Sometimes I think I’ve completely lost my mind. Then I chat with some of my matches on hinge and realize it could be so much worse 🙃
60% of the time, its different this time.
Probably $1 of worthless crypto
My New Year’s resolutions will be to actually complete the last 5 year’s resolutions
Man shut the fuck up
I’m 3 inches foreskin, .5 inches peen
The same odds as you NOT being a  closeted homosexual.
If WSB lurkers knew what a TFSA was they would start foaming at the mouth for the degeneracy it allows. \n\nAnd don’t mention it dude! I always get worried about the exchange stuff for clients too so it’s a huge relief to know it doesn’t matter.
Now seems pretty reasonable. Anything below $7 I would consider cheap.
Turnip greens w/ ham, and cornbread.\n\nAnd I discovered that people used to make turnip greens back in the day because it was basically weeds that nobody wanted and it was cheap as hell.\n\nWas it bad? No. It's basically like an inferior spinach that's way too much effort to cook.\n\nWhoever invented cornbread is the goat tho
the only metal that does not tarnish is pure gold 24k and turns muhfukahs into gollum
Falafel originated in Egypt, latkes yes and hummus is from Levant people (Syria, Lebanon, Jordan) Almost
https://preview.redd.it/dv685ie8ct9g1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=25e569905ffc6a458313968d3ff2555d29592eef
Falafal, hummus, latkes
Dude, don’t fall for it . \nGirls choose when we get “naughty” (4 letter word start with F) \nBut boys choose when we get married so don’t let her take that from you . \nShe is already in control even before marriage.\nGood luck buddy
silver
Hmm, but the China ban goes into effect on New Year’s Day.
\n\n#🥵🍑💨💨💨💨💨💨💨 \n\nme rn after crushing some super spicy indian food
8 inches of foreskin but only 5 inches of peen 🥵
What’s for dinner today fellas?
72
Post your MWR and TWR since inception.
Why waste your youth saving for retirement when you can waste your youth AND work into old age!
OXY $50 Aug calls look tempting
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AMD
What ETF tracks coffee prices?
So you’re just gonna stash it til you die? A hooker on my cock is worth two krugerands in your grandmas bush
Silver looking hotter than Nastassja Kinski in Cat People
XEG.TO
Honestly, I think this stock is poised for great things, and sub 9 is a great entry price, and for that reason, I'll buy if it dips to 8.
Close to 100% of the actual tradable float is short, company is going from pre rev to rev trading and one of the scions of American Industry just joined the board. I ain’t selling CC to yield 10-20% and missing a 200%+ move. Once the stocks at 100 I may start tho.
$SGOV
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Mine is chow mein
But that won’t work, DEI is canceled
Nutanix is trash. Requires wayyy too many resources. No DoD customers due to this. VMware is back to being super cheap or even free.
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Contract killing
92$. Then on the monday after it will be 60$.
Case meet point.
I’m dead u ain’t wrong
Your grandmama called and say she wants to watch it or money needs to be returned 😀
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I did
Just saw somebody comment about “price suppression” on silver by some big shady shadow market maker group. Yeah the top is definitely in or very close. Happens to every meme stock on here
You have 4 million in shares, and you aren't selling covered calls?
Not a bad strategy, crypto indeed looks pretty bad. I do own like one third of a bitcoin so i'd be happy if it went up again...
80
How do you buy T-bills on Robinhood?
i said this on the r/silver page. silver is going to 300, there will be ups and downs and it will be fun to short and then buy back over and over and over again. There is no better play in 2026 (except platinum)\n\nTake it to the bank
What’s your prediction on SLV price EOW? 🫵
Appreciate the feedback, thank you!
shhhhhhhh
Banks hate this one simple trick to get rich\n\nStart a daycare center in Minnesota
Just do nothing, it’ll get there
My favorite Israeli food is chicken schnitzel, cheese pizza and Swiss chocolate
Open the market yet
Ya that's my biggest holding by far
Does Tom Lee really have a fat cock or is that a meme?
Don't go all in on anything....some silver, some gold, stocks, real estate...
It’s 68 Fahrenheit and it should not be. I don’t live in one of the Mexican dessert states
Quite possibly lol but all the best
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Copper is going to do a silver in 2026
I would slap you in the face if you were here right now for insulting powell like that
Horrible device. Blowing 95k at 23 is 1000000x Better than being able to retire at 55. Believe me, don't waste your youth saving for retirement
You’re a smart guy.
Is there a XLE equivalent for Canadian market?
Already did. As I said in the post and in the screenshot I am sitting with T-bills and S&P500
and when you see some opportunities what’s your move? I mean with 800k just putting that in the snp500 sounds like you’d be set for life. are you gonna risk 50% of it and keep 50% in Tbilisi/voo\n\nAlso with this outperformance do you believe you can continue beating the market or did you just get lucky.
Maybe it’s full retard
Thank you 🙂 I just started helping my mom pay off her credit card debt and thats all I ever wanted to do since she got us through the pandemic
$HOOD
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Time for sportsball betting
I feel like cryptos dead idk
How are they doing? Still buying?
Perfect horizontal line until new bullrun.
When my grandmother passed my brothers and I got two 100 oz silver bars and 5 krugerands. One sold his for heroin the other for Columbian hookers. Mine are chilling safe at the house 💪
I tried being smart several times and it didn’t work out that well\n\nI just thought, what’s the most retarded thing I can do?  Buy Crypto ETFs\n\nLet’s see how it works out Cotton
PLTR. It's my only stock. I did own RKLB for some time, but sold at 21 as I did t like how everyone was comparing it to SpaceX. Like, it seemed RKLB only had value because people were saying SpaceX was worth some figure. \n\n\nBut RKLB is slowly approaching profitablity, so I was probably wrong to sell my shares. I just don't understand enough of that space nonsense to hold long term. \n\n\nGood luck this year. I mean next year. Not this year because it's over. You know what I mean.
Do it then
Yea... but in Canadian dollars. That's like monopoly money.
Duuude we're like the same age with almost same amount in our portfolio lmao. Love to see it
Some of you pawned off your parents silver and gold… and it shows
and im assuming its excatly as useful as gold then too? It is mined at 19 times the speed of gold as well?
I'll be bery angry if I can read yor cumment
This is actually all in my TFSA. I journaled my CNQ shares to [CNQ.TO](http://CNQ.TO) to avoid the taxes on dividends but I did not know that it did not matter as long as it is a CDN company. Thanks for that.
Congrats I’m just tryna make 1,000$ at 31 years old lol . Keep going bro
Right now I am about 20% S&P500. The rest is in T-Bills earning 3.85%/year. \n\nI will wait until I see a play that I am interested in. Right now I don't see any opportunities that are "the perfect pitch"
#Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/_Rexfest_ made a bet that META would go to 694.54455 within **1 week** when it was 661.471 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 6 wins and 41 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse)
I would recommend not to chase whole numbers... That induces bias and emotional trades that are more likely to lose money
64k€ gone since July, my life savings 😢
You’re not a good human being.
I need to make 250$ a day avg for the next 3 weeks before I level up to 400$ a day
I invested every dollar I had from 20-23 and hit 100k. Then life smacked me in the balls last year. \n\nI hope you have enough liquid cash to pay for your own rent, phone, car, and health insurance. \n\nI absolutely didn’t, and had to liquidate 50% of my portfolio when I moved out of mommy’s house at 23. \n\nPlease make sure you remind your parents that you love them and get them good gifts man. You got no clue how much that help means to getting to 100k at our age.
What are the odds we are in 2011 with silver? 🤔 buying at that point was a generational fumble...
Gen Z with Fidelity and full battery. Fucking nerd.\n\nr/investing >>>
Congrats .. take profits
SILVER BELLS 🎶
have u found the reason why youre this retarded or not yet ?
People think silver is like POET or OPEN and doomed to dump back to beginning of the year levels lmao so much money will be lost in puts and I'm here for it
Silver silver silver silver... silver.... silver..........silver.\n\nSilver.
Lol it wont be FOMO, itll be a recession if metals get pushed higher.
Any one here willing to share their experience with Interactive Broker? Im wanting to use it to utilize the api to create my own custom dashboard with a few bells and whistles and even hook it up to my smart watch.\n\nEdit: id also like to add once im done with this project id be willing to make it available within github for feedback..
I’m also (a little) long oil. Thru USO. But why all in? That’s bananas
Adding to this,\n\nThe Trump administration is asking U.S. oil companies if they’re interested in returning to Venezuela once leader Nicolás Maduro is gone, four people familiar with the discussions told POLITICO.\n\nAnd so far, the answer is a hard “no.”
I get my advise from WSB so yes
What’s yours? Are you just gonna de risk and go 100% snp500 or will you keep trying to beat the market.
Hell yeah man 🔥 I’m pretty much the same but 20k deposited (10k is in a ROTH added this year when I started working) the rest of it has just been market movement.
Anybody know what the Robinhood gift is for today
Man I’m too pussy to use the margin and touch options lol CC and secured Put is the most I could go
So rockets big moon Monday right?
Is that a meme stock?
All other things being equal.
I have a dream that ONE DAY a man shall not be judged by the color of his skin but by the contents of his PM portfolio
Listening to STP right now, “still remains” my favourite band. Scott was soo good RIP, wish you could see the current price of silver buddy…
https://preview.redd.it/lzbdssgd9t9g1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0c2d99e1c668d80249fd81be2fdac0998a660d70
Oh like everyone thought oil prices would balloon to triple digit during the Iran Israel war? \n\nAin’t happening broski. Unless a fucking meteor crashes into Saudi Arabia there’s no major spike to prices coming. It definitely could go back up to the 60s range but over $65 is fantasy
Just bought some physical siliver bars for memes. "Store of value" they say. Hope it doesn't drop by half next weak. Either way at least its shiny.
Buffett should do a drop party like in runescape but with bundles of cash
Okay I LOLd
Actually yes, I would like to see that
What? Why?\nDemand is down and is gonna trend down all of 2026. \n\nWhat happens in a declining price environment is countries like Nigeria or Angola (among others, many OPEC members) whose economies are almost entirely based on oil production can't adjust to lower prices. So what do they do? They produce more to make up for the lower prices, increasing supply, driving down price more. \n\nOPEC likes to act like they have control over these producers and gives them quotas on paper, which are just ignored. Then you add in all the shadow production coming out of Russia, Venezuela and others and that murkies the waters even more. This bottom is nowhere near. And once $49 hits, those producers will really crank up the cheap barrel production. \n\nWhen oxy hits about $24, that's when I'll start buying.
Please please show me which product have you traded and platform used, you will save a life from turning poor, I am sitting on a loss of 65k$ being my life savings and have no other assets a part a 6k€ remaining in my trading account 😭
Carney is just Powell if he were president
My man 🤝
Trees don't grow to the sky
What should I spend with my $1.18 of dog coin
That was my first thought too lol
Thx
Nigeria has asked for our help LOL
Was just about to write this.
Yup. Every lever has been pulled for the last five years to keep it as cheap as possible, for every reason. The end result is making it unprofitable to invest in more production, and stimulating consumption. It works until it doesn't.
Silver is 19 times more abundant than gold on earth \n\nHowever it is 56 times cheaper than Gold\n\nThis leaves it undervalued by almost 3 times\n\nEventually the parity has to reach reality
I like this to be honest.
Steal? Dafuq? We’ve been seizing sanctioned ships longer than you’ve been alive
They gave me my first leg up when I bought at 8. I think they’re a little expensive now though
I’ve seen that pornhub category before
I went from $2K 2020. \n\n$15K 2021 (although a lot of this was deposits lol)\n\n$40K 2022\n\n$45K 2023\n\n$93K 2024 (almost the same as you!)\n\n$147.5K currently 2025.\n\nI was only aiming for $120K at the start of the year lol.\n\nAll of this is entirely from the market, I haven’t made a single deposit since 2022.
DIVO
Yep, I guarantee it will never go down. It just can't.
Im shivering and aching i havent made a 0dte calls in 15 hours
Insert tekashi “I stole that shit” meme
mid to late feb.
My slush fund going into 2026 is currently:\n80% RDDT - strong fundamentals and they just turned the money printer on. Legitimately too many ways to win.\n20% TTAN - just a solid SaaS company with big TAM and good fundamentals. Think the stock could easily pop 50% next year.
Just park that in a solid dividend fund. At your age if you left that much money alone & reinvested all dividends you are already well on your way to being retired at 55 or so.\n\nYou could build up another play money account.\n\nGo get some financial advice kiddo. We are degenerates here.
Now bet ir all.on 0dte spy options like a real man and retire at 24
Call me a Somali, I’m the Captain of my own ship
Is that how those boots started?
No tendies if you don't sell
You will
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People literally are forgetting about October. Not like, you know, 2011, fucking October and their memories are already wiped with smut and social media regurgitated drivel. No fucking wonder the elites think we're a bunch of retards. A MASSIVE correction is incoming. CME is about to hike margins and cool this bitch off.
Petro-dollar is one aspect. And Trump has been more damaging to the dollar for sure. He's breaking a lot of trust in ways that will impact the dollar. If his successor (of any party) continues down this "America First" path it can definitely cause problems for the dollar.
PTAL play
Western world maybe?\n\nSaudi Aramco is cheaper by latest accounts. $3 per barrel compared to $10 (using the most efficient extraction) from CnQ.
atro
Vroom vroom my brother vroom vroom 🏎️
I think the market cap on silver & gold is too high for WSB to really ruin that one lol
ONDS!
& because of this, we are not all fucked & Instead of a blow off top, we are looking at a straight run every single day too $100. Thanks
BULL
Every dip is a conspiracy until my margin call confirms it - Mulder I want to believe duchovny
Eventually the pre 40$ SLV sacrosanct group will emerge as our rightful rulers, all those without silver to be made servants to the ruling class , shorters executed
People pushing nuclear in detriment of oil and gas in general do not have any clue how the energy sector works. Sure the nuclear trade has become a meme but its importance is overstated now
Came here to say this
amateur number, when it turns to $1000 (-99%) then you should post.
Just like you
Markets are closed and my heart is still racing
Some of you don't understand the implications of CME margin hikes or understand the term 'force majeure', and it shows.
Crypto winter might liquidate them...
Silver is good. Silver mcap is small.
My post from earlier. Show your dad.
Fat cock
For investors that appreciate the facts: The gold to silver ratio after Friday sits at roughly 57:1\n\nChina spot silver has surpassed $80 USD/oz\n\nBullion dealers across NA are selling at significant premiums, much of their stock is already sold out\n\nSilver supply has consistently decreased since 2016\n\nSilver is used in every sector in the global economy\n\nIndustrial demand increases due to EVs, electronics, solar panels etc which all NEED silver\n\nThe paper shorts that JP Morgan have used for your lifetime to suppress the price of silver have been converted to long calls\n\nAnd YOU 🫵 think we’re at the top? Good luck!
Silver looking so toppy with all these comments. If you buy puts with Feb/March expiration you’re almost certainly going to catch a dump and make money
The man knows his stuff. The IEA guys are a bunch of clueless regards. They are as wrong as any WSBer
Prob roll 10s to march, tho possible they get ITM - just unsure how market will trade beginning of the year
There's a lot of "????" before"profit". Elections can still affect the trajectory, and the lack of infrastructure still might not keep up with  forecasted demand.
Im watching ampx for a good entry had a nice run already
Starting to like Tom Lee more.\n\nHe is just like us: cute, permabull, loses a ton of money on shit coins but still cool about it, kept saying "S&P 700" before it was cool and so on.
Most normies are selling silver
Fully aware he won’t see the benefits for that move, he’s just setting up a contingency for his legacy.
Buffet needs to drop his entire cash pile into SPY before he retires
Trying to convince my dad to go all in on SLV but he's being stubborn and not understanding the point of why silver is so valuable. Can any of you silver bulls help me out and explain the value of silver? Only going to become more valuable in 2026, right?
what is ur plan with those jan calls? is there anything on the horizon with the potential to initiate a rerating of the stock?
Yeah AKA this whole sub, who JUST NOW bought in.
Who said anything about investing, we’re just taking it
Bears can become silver bulls, and bulls can become silver bears. And yet, silver will continue to gap up as you watch from the sidelines.
Ibkr
Which critical mineral is the crap these women are injecting their lips with?\n\nExpecting a shortage soon
Everyone on reddit and x is bearish
Monday will be repeat of Friday, nothing new just theta day 🫥
I’m sorry but everyone here is a gambler, what would be the point of letting a robot pick for me at a roulette table. If you’re doing that you don’t deserve your Wendy’s apron and I don’t want to see you behind the dumpster ever again!
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Hood, everybody uses it and now with the predictive market being wildly successful, I don't see them slowing down.
I’m jealous and happy for you 😠
AMZN
93% of this sub see green and think short it, see red and think long it… the other 7% are profitable.
Life must be good down there, I’m freezing my balls off lol
Silver is in price discovery after price suppression for decades. Platinum is fundamentally mispriced. I'm all in PPLT. Price discovery won't even begin until after it exceeds gold.
Chamath talking silver up
That’s why I also accumulated an SLV position over the years along with my physical. That way I can easily take some profits in the future when this finally happens. (Plan on cashing out Monday or Tuesday)
clowning in the comments is bullish
The entire point is I am not timing it. I have cash on the sidelines. I am heavily invested in gold and silver already and don't have to time anything. Dips are buying opportunities.
You prefer to buy at the top?
Weekends are for losing my gains on prediction markets
My air conditioner is on in Texas with my Christmas tree up in the living up
Yeah,im awake now lol. Nice plays man. 👍
That’s Canadian money so it’s like $1000 right?
74 but feels like 80s and wearing sandals.
It feels like deepseek weekend around here with silver
Can we ban posts that start in “listen up bros” or some variation? That mean AI
Damn
When I play the oil sector, I like the refiners like Valero
Ty
You sound silly saying “short SLV” just stop lol
Yes
He bought Chevron too
Probably at $80 level
Exxon and Chevron have the most infrastructure of any oil companies in Venezuela but the current government restricts how much they can pull out the ground
Oil is in a recession lol
Those of y'all that live in rural towns with snow everywhere. Grocery store and gas station are the same thing. Nothing for miles. Everyone drives Toyota / Subaru SUV or F / GM truck.\n\nHow do you not go insane?
Don’t listen to OP. You’re right. You probably meant to say financial asset, but stocks are better than commodities over the long term. Great companies like The Trade Desk ($TTD) will be a great hedge against inflation (and hyperinflation is the only way the USD plummets in value faster than normal)
80 degrees in the south east
Its probably going to show strong resistance at $80 or FOMO will take it to $90/$100
82 was the spot price. I'm talking about futures.
Oil will be cheap af since USA is doing a setup to steal the oil from Venezuela and Nigeria. Good luck!
lol people don’t like being left on the sidelines and it shows
Most these people JUST started trading silver. Its going to correct soon, and they will be left holding a half empty bag. A tale old as time here.
Should i call you mistah ??
Stealing until there's any tankers in ocean. None of US oil companies want to invest in Venezuela due instability.
Anon, you should have bought silver. The good thing is, it's not too late. Buy on Monday!
So many angry precious metal bears lmao I've never seen anyone mad about ASTS RKLB NVDA GOOG or anything else having a great year. Yall OK?
I'm not buying silver, big guy
Friday was absolutely retail, 135 million volume and a 10% increase isn't just institutions. Whether it was fomo driven or long term holders we'll see in this week's shakeout
We’ve been getting a ton of snow this winter already in the GTA (Canada), to my fellow Americans how tf is the weather down there?
Russian exchange futures closing price \n\nhttps://www.tradingview.com/symbols/RUS-SV1!/\n\nShanghai exchange futures closing price\n\nhttps://www.shfe.com.cn/eng/Market/Futures/Metal/ag_f/
MSTR -141.20 (-47.07%) year to date\n\n#🤭
thx for the dd
Blue Velvet 1986
I don’t play leaps but oil Sept 2026 makes me think twice
CNQ or CVE are all good stuff right now on the cheap
Do u want a excel file of all trades I took this year? 😂
My nose
Ok so puts
INDI
What’s junk about this 😂 I’m literally jus sharing a pnl
I don't wanna experience crypto bros if bitcoin ever pops off again.
Flight attendants are actually cool it’s the people at check in, they gave my elderly grandma faulty chair then blamed her when she fell off of it because it broke under her. She is 85 years old for fucks sake
I have been buying silver and will continue into 2026.
#Y r u ghey?
I bought OXY during COVID at $18 and sold it at $70+. I also bought XOM in the $30s and sold at $100. I vividly remember being down 10-15% even at those beat up prices when WTI was in the $20s/bbl range lol. \n\nEnergy is wildly hard to time, but rewards patience. But honestly - looking at commodities across the board - precious metals + copper in particular, we are probably in for a commodity supercycle again, akin to the one during COVID times. WTI hit like $125/bbl then.\n\nNo positions yet but planning to load up on OXY in my retirement account. \n\ngl!!
Hey bro I’m an American who does investment management for Canadians and Canadian corps. The only tax advantage you get is on the dividends if it’s a Canadian company. Regardless of what exchange it’s on capital gains is still 50% of gains X your income tax rate unless you have a very high income. Not sure if you knew this so wanted to throw that out there for ya or any Canadians checking out this stock. \n\nGreat DD! Gonna check this out because Canadian oil production is far more robust than American but the American production will be catered to so the gov will let the prices go up to help the Texans get to about 64 a barrel so they can break even and profit.\n\nQuick edit: dividend rule also doesn’t matter what exchange as long as it’s a Canadian company.
No idea lol this is wsb, people make degenerate bets each day. I would assume momentum was key.
Absolutely none 😂
Last month has been terrible for puts unless you times the top of this sideways chop.
If you look back to my other comment, I posted some really good facts on silver.
Hm good question. I know both are used for catalytic converters but not sure what else. Something to look into.
MSTR $150 will break and then panic
Im curious to hear what a lot of those same investors are thinking in terms of nuclear power? I invested heavily into uranium mining stocks late 2024, let's say $URA as an example, performed well with a slight pullback recently. Love seeing posts like this though. Bottom line is the US is currently not capable of meeting the power demands of AI
Another fake af post. B+ photoshop work though.
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Turns out 'time in the market' is cool and all until you fullport ai at the october peak and go down a smooth 15%.
I am down for 50% I don’t care I just want two people who work there fired and see their smug faces get fucked over
Maybe. I'm not a runner. Bad knee and shin splints. I can carry a fuckton of weight up a steep mountain trail though. Down is harder on the knees and my back eventually pays for it.
this post and others seem like one day gains, was there some significant news that made these people act? im trying to keep an eye on the next trend lol
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Or your call options if that’s more your style
I will not.
Yea just hold no need to worry there your shares will print. It won’t significantly drop at its current price.
Cop & dvn seems strong buy in an oil reversal scenario.\n\nOxy is the dark horse, under 36 i'll consider starting a position.
"groceries"
Ya but it's Canadian dollars.
What other dude said basically. As long as total consumption is rising it doesn't matter.
Palladium still far from ath. But yeah platinum looks incredible too. What's their industrial use cases vs silver?
Dropped a big chunk on WEEI last two weeks actually
APH
For sure. I'm just amazed by the blindness of some people here. It's like they get high on a streak, and literally don't think something will ever quit going up
Short SLV
SLV bullets are becoming more expensive
Smart. I’m looking to open a position on this dip and start selling CCs as well. Any idea where this dip is headed to before reversing back up?
I’m already invested and was increasing my position soon based on the dip.
Carney is just Trudeau in whiteface
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CNQ can pump oil out cheaper than anyone else in the WORLD
I confidently say that if the daily discussion thread here wrote, directed and starred in a movie it would be Anaconda 2025.
Thanks!
My posts get auto removed but this junk makes it through
We call that "post-launch clarity"
Upma.org is a good silver/gold bank
Homemade mango smoothies are superior to any drink ever \nTYFYATTM
I wouldnt take the expert opinion of WSB with too much seriousness.\n\nDo your own work and remember that there will always a degen on the opposite end of your play
And Nigeria soon….
You still have 4 thousands, you can go for another 4 thousands. Duh!
INTC
Where emoji? 😡
Honestly, as a bull in most cases, fuck crypto and Mstr \n\nGold > btc
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That song is supposedly about people practicing witchcraft. Weird take but look it up lol.
Absolutely it will have value. Why do you think people buy it as a hedge against the dollar?
I mean it's been running all year alongside gold, just follow the money.
I run a lot. Up to 6 miles at 8:30. Wondering if it comes from that.
Bro is cooked. We steal oil tankers from Venezuela now.
Where will silver stop? I think if it gets to 100, y'all will say it's going to 200.. and so on
I made some decent money selling CCSs. The premiums were insane before the launch.
100$ silver is coming
I am still curious, how did they know to act on silver, was this discussed?
Palladium and platinum having unbelievable years as well and yet they’re so forgotten lol
Keep your balls in a ballroom. Give em space to grow\n\nAnd good luck we all counting on you
Lol 😂
I wish i could say i made my fortune on platinum , silver just doesn’t have the same ring to it also hard to flex with
im w/ you on this 🙂
Warren Buffet did plunge a fuckton of money into OXY this year. You’re probably onto something but the timing is what matters and not sure about that.
Well I am pretty retarded
From where I sit heavily in the tech industry anyone who was making the switch probably already did so. The VMware news is a few years old at this point, any market share nutanix was going to pickup is probably done already. \n\nfrom a architectural standpoint nutanix is hyper converged infrastructure where VMware is a hypervisor only. Main thing here is how nutanix handles the storage piece vs VMware where you can plug in almost any storage device to it. It’s not as similar of an offering as you think. Also nutanix’s hypervisor is based on KVM which is a cheaper more like for like alternative to VMware.\n\nI’d be doubling down on Broadcom who has successfully convinced most companies to buy long term contracts now at upwards of 8x price increase
It won't go up forever
If you're calling trading "investing", you might want to take a step back and do your homework
AI is still in its early chapters, data centers are the heart of this global shift in technology. I also really like their margins. The fomo with AI isn’t over despite what many people think, I like APLD going forward on a minimum 1 year time frame and with the recent drop in price I think it’s a good entry point.
Win just one for the gipper
I know 😞 bunch of junkies ruined it for the rest of us
I wonder how many regards got destroyed on ASTS weeklies last week post-launch
Spx contracts multiple by $1.00
Plenty of silver miner penny stocks
My fear is that Gold barely participates with the Silver rally (in terms of %), but will still tank when Silver eventually pulls back...
Docs really don't want to prescribe those any more. 🙁
Not sure if markets are stable or...
You just repeating some random shit there bro. Silver is as big and liquid a market as sp 500 stocks, liquidity is just not an issue. It's real estate and private equity where you worry bout dat shit. So what you are saying is hurr DURR, if you buy silver now you're buying at what your sellers think is a good selling price. Like every single transaction in all history since UGG sold his daughter's virginity for a pound of slightly rotten antelope meat.
Thanks, coach. 👨🏻
Worst numbers they’ve ever had and stock goes to ATH on Optimus and Robotaxi optimism.
Shanghai closed at 82 no ?
I lost a lot of money trying to do that good luck
shorting during a parabolic move up is peak retardation
I was serious about the percocet
Great job. I went on a similar run & withdrew a lot a few months ago but kept playing at the same size that got me there. Not a good decision.\n\nRemove more, size down or better yet. Switch to a less risky plan, buy a 100 of a blue chip & sell a call on it.
TTD
All this silver talk
Yes
My best plays were some of my most retarded ones
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Pretty dumb
The top is not in. There is actually a huge demand for silver. Buying gold and silver coins/bullion is becoming increasingly popular with younger generations.
If you underperformed this year, I suggest you stop what you're doing, reflect, and figure out how you can be a better investor next year\n\nDon't double down, don't do stupid shit. Just own up on your mistakes and do better
What makes APLD so appealing to you? 🙂
You can get bigger balls by clamping them with clothspins, vices, hair scrunchies, whatever.\n\nthats why you always see that kind of stuff in domination videos. The chicks always want bigger balls too
No. I just go by vibes.
randy marsh did that one time, you can replicate it
As Bill Gates explained, exponential decline is even harder to grasp for\nA human brain ..\n\nCurrently LLM reliability is undergoing an exponential decline across the board
The balls
That’s a fair point I get that. I don’t want to speak for others and blindly following anything is never smart, but I try to share facts with you guys as well as my opinion. Not to say I’m right and you’re wrong, but more just to spread awareness of what’s going on with silver. The media just refuses to cover it.
What Instrument?
In through the back door bro
😂
If it was a call instead of a put you would be rich. You shoulda done that. Do that next time.
don’t watch then?
is pee really stored in balls? asking because exploring how to make my balls bigger
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ZSL symbol lets go!
The last silver boom was artificial and done by the Hunt brothers. This is a global rush to safe haven assets
So you have been suckin' 🍆 for that long!?
That scene was cringe. I get what the writers were trying to do, but come on... the big reveal was that he was a bear?... \n\nIt's the fing apocalypse, I don't care who you want to love bro. Tell us how to beat the psychic tentacle wizard.
Also, once you start feeling a bit of relax you open your shoulders and straighten your neck while being in that position. It’ll come naturally
Lol, I don’t have a position and don’t intend to at all \n\nJust annoying when guys spam to rope others in as blind followers, many stocks have doubled since April to give similar returns on shares alone\n\nGood luck with your position
Also ( I am the one who asked the original source, thanks again)\n\nHere's something to answer the former / latter question you have\n\nChatgpt went through it and it says both, seems like we are in for an upwards ride then\n\nhttps://chatgpt.com/share/695040b9-6d70-800a-be81-05963a0271e9\n\n\nI will get a Chinese friend to read through it for more clarity
SMH and chill
Silver going to a 100 or something
Do it. And post proof. I want to see this.
You said it, mang.
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Links?
NBIS…massively under the radar and they only speak when they have something to confirm.2026 will bring a flood of big news and the cat will be out of the bag
I was going to try and hold my miners until the first week of January but this stuff is making me get up early on Monday and sell.
I drink like a fish. I am 65, my BMI is verging on too low and if you scan my liver it looks like a new born baby's
Yes, plus you got to pay attention to you feelings cause back pain is always linked w stress. So if you know you’re stressed you need to focus on that and let it go. It’s a second job but I’m so proud to be able to defeat it now
I cast forgive yourself
I buy more SLV calls whenever I can scrape up the cash literally is free money right now
Full port into slv puts
I would agree with that. If you look back to my other comments I have predicted the same thing.
🥁
how soon do you expect the correction though? I don't disagree with this at all, just curious on your thoughts on timeline.
MSTR exists so that bers could have one winning option this year
It would only annoy someone if they were left on the sidelines, and I would imagine that’s your case like many others. At the end of the day, we’re all looking for money. And many such as yourself, are salty at the fact that some of us are making money and trying to help you do the same.
Long slv will probably increase the number of chicks willing to be conceived with
My question is why is he choosing that hedge against the dollar. Why not other options?
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Except unlike in the past the current run is due to an actual shortage and physical demand and delivery instead
🫂
I bought them weeks ago, thx. Then, I sold. Who knew this shit would keep going up!
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Judas? Is that you?
From the cuck chair
/SIH26
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Gracias hermano respecto
Silver shillers getting as annoying as open and fake meat fan boys 😡
I didn't find any tickers for whatever the hell you just typed.
!p MYPPSMOL
And no sex is peaking now. Glad I'm not Gen Z
Jesus.
Sorry I locked my money in a 1 week risky put on Moderna that could net me $20k OR lose me $90. Find your own exit strategy
There is a severe correction incoming. These posts on WSB are basically your top. I will, however, be buying calls AFTER the massive incoming correction. Good luck to all.
Another 10%, then we're at the top. Then a small correction until we run again.
Okay cool. Me too. I made +101% on my portfolio this year even though I have a CFP. I promise you he cannot do that for me, nor does he think I can repeat that performance this coming year. Fuck him. I'm not trying to die an old, broke fuck.
rational take, hard to tell but godspeed
Markets starting to look more stable than my emotional state
Nut deep, use a ziplock on pussy, tell her to take Tylenol 3x a day until birth
Silver futures are still on the rise....\n\n\nCOMEX closed at 77.196.\n\nRussian Exchange was open yesterday, closed at 78.77. Open again in 12 hours so will see what happens \n\nShanghai exchange closed at 84.99.
OP trying to line up some bag holders
I got a silver alert. It said something something 80. \n\nThe rally ain’t stopping
Precious metals on a 150 percent run the last 6 months? Top bagholders gonna bag hold
Jonestown vibes
Same issue here my guy I've lost so much money with this addiction and hopes and prayers ain't gna bring back the money believe me keep on going and youl probably lose it all like I did gambling addiction is hell Ive taken out loans I can't afford trying to get it back and lost that too and I'm at rock bottom now don't be me just quit now and if you find yourself with any money in the future put it in solid slow gain stocks stay away from options especially 0dte's
Anyone starting to buy silver now is exit liquidity
yeah i’m selling on monday
You should see X. My entire feed is normies going long on Friday.....
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Even DCA won't help you when it declines for 23 years before it find the bottom. If I want to wait decades for returns your better off in s+p, and you would have returned much more.
Anal
Im gonna buy some chocolate
I’d seen that too a while back, our competitor breaks in Nutanix environments so we got 20-30 requests in the past 45 days across the US. Appreciate the insight!
I keep waiting for a fucking dip so I can start buying calls again. I've missed out on almost all of this historic run-up to $80, even though I called the silver short squeeze several months ago. The FOMO is driving me insane.
Yeah, it’s not the Mag 7, it’s down to the Mag 3 (META, TSLA, NVDA). Founders (FFF) all the way!
The thugshake
Expect to receive a call from Sundar offering you a buy back
legs up, missionary style. pillow behind missus' lower back. about 90% of the time it works 100%
Thanks, finally an official source!\n\nGiven that you are so well researched, what would you recommend for silver at the current price haha\n\nI am sorry for such a question lol but I missed the train to the silver rally and I gotta do something with the idle cash 🫠
For those of you who don’t like my play on silver, APLD is a really good buy here imo. Also RKLB once it dips back to the high 50s low 60s
No. I just hate this meme.
I don’t know enough about commodities to say this is wrong, which means I’m bullish
Puts Volkswagening i’m in
I like it!!
what's the silver futures ticker . \n\nno i am too lazy to google it can one of you beautiful people tell me so i can know without opening a new tab on my computer machine
Truly regarded!
It’s greying bro, I’m getting old
I can't buy GOOG/GLD because I'm already overexposed to them. +30% of my portfolio is GOOG/GOOGL. \n\nLuckily for everyone else, I had to make some sales to cover down payment last year and sold some of my GOOG and gold with that SLV and WBD. Also sold OPEN last year.... plus LMT/SSO. Also TPR/CRM/BAC/DAL/AXP. Truly a disaster. \n\nIf this trend holds true, I would suggest you guys all avoid west coast real estate.
This is all free money until it isn't. People could get wiped out like when the silver price dropped over 80% from the 1979 peak until basically 2002 where it finally started increasing again.
Lmfaooo hell no
Some bullshit about printing money and finite resources
That’s an opinion, it doesn’t fit well with me buying calls post earnings though…
Wait someone please explain this to me: this guy bought ~$46k worth of calls and it increased by ~$140k??
so when can i start demanding I get paid in silver?
#🫲AUTISM🫱
SHOW YTD
Bro
Yes, please become exit liquidity. Pretty please
I guess silver is the new AI play!
https://preview.redd.it/2eydh7x00t9g1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7e4f8054dac90380dcb43fe88e48788090428ec0\n\ni'm in
You bend over and put your fists between your knees and push inwards on them?
Cuz you Masturbated first.
You already know what i’m gonna say\n\nSilver SCCCCHHHHHHHHLLLLLOOONGG
Don’t know how to say this…but you’ve got a tiny bit of jizz in your beard, bro.
Let them eat SLV
head pointing upside down
\nPositions or ban.
holy fuck grift
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Hamstring stretches
Please refrain from buying goog or any of the precious metals. \n\nPlease do buy some eggs. We need their prices to come down.
I'm holding my physical bullion. Its a hassle taking it a dealer to sell. Ultimate diamond hands.
Because the call options suck/too expensive
Peeing feels oddly pleasurable this morning . Curious ...
What position is best chance to conceive a child?
Fr, I bought some gold puts that exp 3 months out and I'm hoping to grab some free money
Good god the top is in. Seen like two dozen of these posts since Xmas.
That's why I like to carry around a shark with a laser beam. No one wants to fuck with the guy carrying a dead shark
I want to consistently make 10% a week. Yes I want to get rich…I am in wallstreetbets, I know I’m gambling
Mitigant to CME margin raising risk?
that’s the plan
I suffered from it really bad, after trying everything I discovered from a Instagram video how to stop it.\nAs soon as I feel it’s starting I go under a hot shower and put my fists between my knees and I push as hard as I can w my legs. It’s been 3 years since my last episode
weak pelvic muscles boy
Top is in
Bruhs what is going on with silver
As always:\n\n1. Whatever I buy drops. \n\n2. Whatever I sell goes nuclear. \n\n* Held T. Did nothing. Still holding.\n\n* Held PSKY. Does nothing. Still holding.\n\n* Sold UPRO Q1'26. It goes nuclear.\n\n* Sold BRZU from 2021-23 in Q1'26. It goes nuclear. \n\n* Sold UWM this fall that I've been holding since 2020. Went nuclear literally days after I sold.\n\nNot investment advice.
Good idea
if my grandmother had wheels she would be a bicycle
The narrative is now paradise through Optimus
What have you sold recently
You can pee pee without poo poo but you can’t poo poo without pee pee. \n\nThank you for your attention to this matter
Great reply👍🏼
Tech industry as well and have heard similar but this was ages ago now.\n\nCompanies have either made their decision and bit the bullet for a long contract with Broadcom or switched to Nutanix or similar.\n\nHave talked to some that got away from VM's entirely to avoid this.\n\nNot room for much more growth any time soon.
Percocet and stretching.
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reminder not to drink during eoy or ever\n\nyou'll get fat and die early
Last shutdown was bullish so idk.
Retire by 39
Yes it did moron
GSR
The only person to lose money on PLTR, yea you should just stop.
let me ask my cat
Doesn't matter. No one cares. It has 0 effect on the stock price. Only thing affecting stock price is option flow.
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Will the slv rally continue?
Brothers I feel so bad cause my secret faceless social media account where I put my hobby photography stuff got discovered. I’m retarded and texted someone from it instead of using my personal 😩
I’ll probably hit 3m by 2027 if i dont get majorly fucked this year , thinking of moving everything into albanian coastal real estate , word on the street is they’re next to join EU and judging by the explosion of prices in croatia from when they joined it’s a no brainer .
TSLA Q4 2025 delivery numbers are due at the end of next week. What are everyone’s thoughts?
A correction will happen but nothing too crazy. Could go up another 10% until it goes down 20%.
Sorry. I meant stretches, Jesus man.
Buying SLV now is more dangerous than getting STD
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It will call someone if you fall and you can't get up
looks like santa gave you bags of coal.
RemindMe! Tomorrow "reply to this thread"
Buy top retard
Idk man even helium is finally going up and I remember hearing about shortages for years
Percocet
Any advice for lower back pain? I think this is the place
I expect to own the shares for a decade. I think the street starts to believe the company 1H of 26 which is when the stock should majorly inflect. Calls I have on are playing that move/short interest normalization. I expect this to be a 100b EV company if all goes well (which tbf to date has taken a bit longer than expected - but good news is we are about there!)
It has a PE of 27 and a forward PE of 9 retard
If you believe in that much devaluation on the USD, spend your money on building a bunker. Otherwise, you're playing with the same sentiment as Bitcoin. Anything that behaves like a risk asset up also behaves like it down.
CBOE has created a silver volatility index, in case you are interested:\n\n
https://finance.yahoo.com/quote/%5EVXSLV/
(https://finance.yahoo.com/quote/%5EVXSLV/)\n\nCME has one for futures, but you need a CME account to see it.
30% increase.
Trying to own 1%!!
Sounds made up
Victoria, be honest, how much was luck?
What is your approx. timeframe on this?
ASTS
U gonna diamond hands that shit?
I don't know. A coin seller told me silver is hitting $100 by the end of January. Why would he lie?
She doth protest too much
Oh yea I’m not getting caught bag holding when that time comes, and it will come don’t get me wrong. Nothing goes up forever. But I will have sold my contracts well before this happens.
There is no getting around the fact that he repeats the phrase 'simply having a wonderful Christmastime' 17 times
Uber
And look how well that’s going
brother you own like ~.5% of the company what are you doing here 😭
Then it's Armageddon starring Bruce Willis
Tech guy here. I’ve heard of many companies who tried to switch and ended up staying with old faithful (VMWare) still despite the 8x approx price increase. Nutanix is $150-200 per core still.
Is it too late to pile into the Silver Trade? Asking for a retard that is definitely not me, definitely not.
Price suppression, widely known.
Why don't you just buy SOXX? Or do you want to buy options?
be like Santa
I stacked in 2014-2018. Seeing my efforts shadowed in minutes is laughable. Haha
Just buy a 2027 leap and you have the short window covered.
Why didn't it go up the first 9 years since 2016....
8 green months in a row. We going for another 40?
Retard says mu after a 300% run
please mr president just one more bull run this week to 700 i promise to take profits
What will ev prices go up $5?
He meant “precious metals” like gold and silver are a hedge against dollar collapse. STOCKS and DRAM are not precious metals.
I wanna see the All tab
Bought my puts Friday
Man, good job. I'm too afraid to try and catch the rocket on the way up. Worried im gonna end up on thr wrong side of a sentament shift
who else is making stupid money trading SLV, GLD, PPLT or even PALL??
Id bet on a quick visit to 680 before new year
I like your analysis. I must say I concur
Genuinely curious, do you think the state of the world in the face of a total collapse to USD, would be such that even silver or gold has any value? We're talking about the global default fiat. I'm thinking you're better off stocking beef jerky, whiskey, and porn.
BBB. Banks, biotech, builders
No shame in the game, but you probably wont be the bagholder if youre shilling the stock is all I mean.
which app is this?
Everyone talking about silver. TIME TO SHORT.
Probably 1 week after the new year because FOMC Meeting and BOJ is near the end of January and the Government shutdown talk will start again.
hopefully soon
It’s all fun and games until an asteroid starts approaching towards earth.
Cock dripping today needs sucked a lil bit
While I realize stock price targets can be updated with thesis changing developments, psychologically I find it hard to re-enter a position in a much higher price point. I know this is sort of an anchoring bias, but I favor at looking at stocks the market still quite isn't talking about. In doing so, I'm also not fully benefiting from trading momentum, which could be a great strategy in upmarkets.
When is NVDA going back over 200?
Never lied
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Stupid people don't understand that silver price increase will rise EV, solar panel and tech company prices. Higher prices, less profit. People who invest in tech, EV and solar panel companies should be careful
Santa was too fucked up to rally the markets
*shakes magic 8-ball*\n\n"Ask again in 10 years"
I’m up 100% just this month on SLV. I sold Friday because it was a 10% day and locking in gains is something I personally like to do, not sure about you. But if you look at my other replies you’ll see that I am re entering a new position on the next fake out shake out. Just sharing the facts do with them what you will, all the best heading into 2026!
SLV getting into the artificial intelligence business
Sam Bankman Cooked
Lmao.
VIX is terribly low and we're back to ATHs and precious metals especially mooning again, do you guys think we'll see a dip in the next week? Or maybe not until after New Years?\n\nI'm 50/50 on whether SPY will see < $680 again this year or if we'll end at $700, then again why not both
Kinda already been pamping tho
#took a hike up a mountain today. up was 1 hr down took 30 min. My legs are cooked
Now I just need dog coin to go to over $100k and I can say RH made me a million. \nWould have been better off with the partial shares of NVDA or something worthwhile in a short
I member
thank your lucky silver stars he doesnt do weekend soundboards
it means three of those things happen within 90 days of each other, not that they happen in 90 days
No, you don't. You want to get rich. Otherwise you'd just VOO and chill. Stop pretending you want consistent, meager gains and you'll at least be being honest with yourself at that point.
#I have a really high IQ it’s like 5. u/OPINION_IS_UNPOPULAR pin this please so everyone knows not to mess with me cause I’m so smart
Lol
All the silver talk on here and X makes me very wary on holding through the first week of January.\nHas the ultimate ghey regard Cramer said anything yet?
$WLAC, for starters. \nAlso initiated a small position in $IMSR but it's probably still very early
People will have a pissing contest over anything.\n\nIn a couple of months people will forget about their beanie babys and bored monkey on yacht and a beautiful generation of baholders who bought the tippy top will be birthed.\n\nlucky you you didnt hold, and sold to other people while telling them how much higher it was going, hunh
Time to buy put on these
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Miners
Sam Bankman Fried did not celebrate Christmas nor will celebrate New Years \n\n\nPoor guy
Nice, adding more calls. I sold way too early
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that whiskey and coke isn't going to drink itself, is it
$ASTS 🚀
Ww1 style Trench warfare coming back ?
WSB is bullish on SLV. Top is in
Oh BTW you libtards had the BIGGEST pedo of all, billy bob hick clinton, but you all seem to wnat to forget about that huh... he had exactly NO compulsion to control his urges that he got the first woman he saw in the white house regardless of looks... now that is sinking to ALL time lows... BUT nobody says a word about him huh....
the chatGPT psychosis is real. i guarantee the machine is now complementing him for his success and encouraging further such ventures.
!banbet
Thoughts and prayers for a +2% day on Monday
Dude, I just want to make and secure 10%. I keep fucking up.
For investors that appreciate the facts:\nThe gold to silver ratio after Friday sits at roughly 57:1\n\nChina spot silver has surpassed $80 USD/oz\n\nBullion dealers across NA are selling at significant premiums, much of their stock is already sold out\n\nSilver supply has consistently decreased since 2016\n\nSilver is used in every sector in the global economy\n\nIndustrial demand increases due to EVs, electronics, solar panels etc which all NEED silver\n\nThe paper shorts that JP Morgan have used for your lifetime to suppress the price of silver have been converted to long calls\n\nAnd YOU 🫵 think we’re at the top? Good luck!
Otherwise I’m permabull
I feel like there's a lot of obvious missed opportunities for companies in these random college football bowl games.\n\nSweetgreen Salad Bowl,\nKelloggs Cereal Bowl,\nPanda Express Rice Bowl,\nOlive Garden Pasta Bowl
Proper regard but I picked up some vix options 4 month expiry as a hedge…. I read it’s good to do it when vix is trading at 52 week lows
TTD \nPrice is down despite year on year revenue growth. Some might attribute its 2025 performance due to Amazon's entry, but 90% of Amazon spend is funnelled into Amazon's ad inventory, TTD users aren't switching anytime soon.
Their focus is to focus on the Western Hemisphere and let us endure poverty
thats what you people said in april too
MOFCOM is not necessarily halting silver exports entirely. They are curtailing silver exports starting this upcoming week for a period of at least one year. Any entity in China that wants to export silver now will now need to obtain approval to do so. They must also have actively exported in the last two years and meet annual silver productions of either 80 tons (inclusive) if they are outside of China's western region or 40 tons (inclusive) if they are in China's western region.\n\nYou can read Announcement 2025-No. 68 directly from the MOFCOM website:\n\n[https://wms.mofcom.gov.cn/zcfb/wmgl/art/2025/art\_f2e90ff3e6964eb295059c17501b9bd4.html](https://wms.mofcom.gov.cn/zcfb/wmgl/art/2025/art_f2e90ff3e6964eb295059c17501b9bd4.html)\n\nThe big question concerning this announcement is if it applies to either miners or refiners or both. If it's only the former, then the squeeze will likely abate in a few days to weeks. If it's the latter two, then expect a further violent squeeze that can last several months to even a year or more. I say months to years because China handles a lot of the world's silver refining. If they curb refining exports, regardless of the source of the ore, then there will be even worse shortages as other countries attempt to procure as much bullion as possible to fuel their internal demand.
Oh.. well really its like 1900 a share.. remember the split?
Next element to moon is chlorine. Get in on CLX while you still can.
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ADJUSTING FOR INFLATION SILVER IS NOWHERE NEAR ATH. LMAO
Please tell me the what if lol
Dude has no fucking clue how the global economy has changed since he went to college. None of those ancient fuckers do.
Thanks man. I'm just doing general talk therapy. Anything that helped you specifically with therapy, like a special kind?
Actually pretty insane how cheap SILVER was for so long. Ancient Egyptians valued it higher than gold because of its beauty and rarity
His wife's boyfriend is going to splurge on his wife.
you only want to handle the wins and not the losses? Dont fuck around if you don't wanna find out.
Interesting,90 days is a stretch but anything moving towards april /after mid terms  i’d chuck a few bucks at. I think the old reliable sell in may go away might come true this year in a big way.
haha, facts. And it's a shitload of 19 year olds who think they're all geniuses in a bull market. The moment things turn the tears will begin to flow.
I bought similar strike puts last year!
wow those netflix and amazon prime nfl games were so cool on christmas, cant wait to watch the nfl network and peacock games today before the nbc, cbs, and fox games tomorrow
Lmao people are still investing in stocks?🤣🤣
Not married but live with partner and our three kids. Needless to say, she's not happy and incredibly disappointed but like everything else, we'll work through it.
I'd say MU, but if I had to chose between the two, I'd say NVDA\n\nAVGO's price to earnings ratio is just more expensive compared to NVDA, and its not like its beating it in growth either from at least what I could tell, in fact thats probably why it tanked so hard after its earnings, it was even at like a 100 pe if I remeber correctly
Did AI bros consult ChatGPT to be more annoying than crypto bros
This is not good. Silver is needed in many industrial processes.\n\n-Elon tweet
A proprietary system that we used before Salesforce. Not as pretty but much easier to use
Don't think even in bubble burst you would see 50% down in just 3 months. Would probably take longer
any time the normie horde arrives for something its over
FFF\n\n100 Founder-led stocks\nDon’t pick winners - own them all!!!
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I look at the dollars sitting in my savings account and ask the same thing.
🥭: we’re gonna make all these shitty electronics and industrials in America!\n\nXi: lul with what silver m8?
Leave no man behind *except the poors*
Nice try, Kash
Western media limits alot of news . Dig deeper.
If SPY is green for 2026 it’ll only be like +2%.
AVGO. FUCK YOU
That's fucking great. Well done.
OHHHHH WAIT you mean like what happens in Turkey if I protest like she did over here!?\n\nAt least she still alive vs being unalived if i did the shit she did!?\n\nGo get a clue you dumb fcukin' libtard... go live in a different country before you talk... your lib arts teacher is a L0SER and you and even bigger one for blindly believing them.\n\nYou know nothing, you are nothing and you will ☠️ with nothing... libtards unite!!
I agree.
I’m counting 4130 straws left
Everyone's a genius in a Wendy's
Multiple apps have done similar and webull was one of them.
Would tell you if I knew.
Appreciated
Liberation day 3.0 in 2027 is gonna be lit!
Hopes of breaking even, I guess. I've had days of 12-15k profit and instead of stopping for the day or week and realizing that this doesn't happen for people like me everyday, I kept going until I would be big red for the day. It's an addiction for sure.
A LOT OF YOU SILVER BER WILL HAVE A LOOK ON YOUR FACE LIKE KASH PATEL AT A PRESS CONFERENCE ON MONDAG
Yeah, congrats on your 350% gain!
Absolutely one of the stocks among all the stocks
I hate that my instagram algorithm knows I’m into feet
they define it as at least 3 of these occurring within 90 days - NVDA down 50% from ATH, SOXX down 40% from ATH, OpenAI or Anthropic declaring bankruptcy, OpenAI acquired, H100 rentals below $1.00/hr for 5 consecutive days, and/or one supplier (TSM/ASML/AVGO/ANET/SMCI) down 50% from ATH
Reply to me one more time crying about America you European fuck and I'll just block you.
Just to keep with the tradition there should be a liberation day 2.0 in April 2026
If yall ever need a good one, LMK
AVGO or NVDA for the next 3 months? Defend your choice with a few words.
What would you call it then? \n\nAnd why silver and not other physical assets? Why not stockpile DRAM?
Can I still eat garlic during the day tho?
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Up 100%!!
U have 4 feet?
> citing something more specific and relevant than the ytd \n> have u considered the ytd?\n\nretards
7th trade war with China in 2025\n\n🥭 and Xi will have the best talk, maybe one of greatest talks of all time, some people telling me it was the greatest talk ever, and they will once again be best friends
https://i.imgur.com/grQNTbO.jpeg(https://i.imgur.com/grQNTbO.jpeg)
If you only own USD denom assets u also fuk
Man, this is exactly how things felt in 2006.\nAnother 12-18 months for miners to rocket, penny gold miner stocks to hit the $10-30 mark, and we'll be right on schedule for a financial crisis + 2008-2012 style mini-depression.\n\nPay off your debts and start stacking cash. You have 1-2 years tops.before everything gets reallllly interesting
What stocks or etfs for Gold?
A LOT OF YOU SHORTING SILVER WILL HAVE A LOOK ON YOUR FACE LIKE KASH PATEL AT A PRESS CONFERENCE ON MONDAY
Johnny Silverhand must be trillionare in 2077
I remember when removing all my 4 wisdom teeth away in March this year took away my wisdom. Never gained it back from there
I stock is not a physical asset 🤣
"retards"\n\nDo you realize how far down it is ytd? And the knock on effect is that your crummy sp500 has underperformed every index in the world (might be about level pegging with Bishkek)? You probably haven't even rotated within US assets.
Everyone is a genius in a bull market
Over the last two years my private apartments fund I invest in has had to do two major capital calls. About to have to buy in again or force massive dilution. People are underestimating the treasury and Fed pushing down rents and interest rates. I think they attack asset prices next to support bonds so they can stop QE.
I don't owe you anything. I gave you a chatgpt summary, which was generous. Go do your own research.
They did it months ago.. now the situation is different
It’s okay. Lil 10 ball. You’ll bounce back. Few bands here and there and ur back
Lol wut
So you know nothing. Got it.
1/21/28 $145 Put
Probably will regret it, but selling 90% of my silver physical stack today. That god candle has me thinking this Friday was the blow off top
Interesting.
Very sad day for Bul
hi im a gal i like mansplain 🔥\n\nedit: btw im 69 yo
hi im a 42 yo dude i like to mansplain
Nothing at all
Yes but how does one define an ai bubble burst when we cant even define a recession
nut
Yep it's like 1/10+ to 1.5/10+ chance to profit from naked calls. \n\nYou have better odds at doubling your money and getting free drinks playing roulette. \n\nBut then you have to go outside and interact with people
What do you guys think about $DNUT
I don't see a single official source for this.. it's all small random websites..
a depreciating one
maybe, I don't think corn is personally
Doesn't stop it from going down further in the future. Though also means it can recover. If the SC rules tariffs illegal it may leg up again.
ponzimarket odds of ai bubble burst in 2026 only 30% lmao that seems like free real estate
> world ending debasement \n> same as 8 months ago \n> ???
Why not any other physical asset like stocks?
You were going the wrong way before options. Yield max might be just as bad.
Only bubble is crypto
China is halting silver export. We all know what that means, vampires are coming from space and they are stocking silver ammo
Trade it for Tesla stock
Jeepers that's swell
Well metals are all over wsb, so don't think it has anything to do with smart people
Is my Tesla an asset?
do the debasement retards ever pull up a chart of DXY and notice its been flat since the tariff day carnage settled
a proper cuntry
This seems inevitable, however, good luck timing it.
"Place a stop at a level that disproves your trade premise, as opposed to placing a stop based on your pain level. The market doesn’t care about your pain threshold" - *Market Wizards*
Doordash time
Yeah being metal bers is akin to being tech bers nowadays. Wild time line
things you say at the start of a bubble. \n\nexcellent
Imagine being a Vampire Bers buying shorts on Silver
Wait til some silver mine in Peru or some shit is discovered with more gold and silver than El Dorado
I have $1 is that good enough
Like 🥭 you're looking at very short term returns. While the US is positioning short term, high return investments in AI and cloud (the only sectors growing), the US dollar debasement and the hoarding of commodities for China will make them the leading economy until the end of the 21st century. \n\nLook at what is happening in the auto industry (like BYD eating Tesla's lunch everywhere but the US, and the extraordinary value of the Xiaomi SU7) and biotech (my trade, China is innovating so fast everybody is panicking in our sector). \n\nThey've spent the last 20 years building universities and a middle class of engineers and scientists to switch from a copy/paste *Shanzai* industry to an innovative one. China is playing the long term game and the loss of the dollar hegemony and the 🥭 tariff game leading to China hoarding resources and building the BRICS as a real alternative power will be seen in the future as the detonators of the decline of the US hegemony during the 21st century
I wish I would have done that a while ago
If you don't own assets you're going to be left behind
LMAO SILVER BEARS NOT REALIZING THAT THIS IS A GLOBAL PHENOMENON AND THAT THE WORLD IS WAKING UP TO THE FACT THAT FIAT CURRENCY IS BEING DEVALUED RAPIDLY AND WILL SOON BE EVEN MORE WORTHLESS\n\nI PUT YOU IN THE SAME CAMP AS DISCIPLES OF DAVE RAMSEY
The Wesley Snipes rule!
CVNA will -100%
Got a job opportunity to join military at Hawkins. Heard survival rate is 0, is it true?
Sir, A second jeet downvote has hit the comment
I wish I saw it coming
If you rely on AI for decisions your stupid and deserve to lose money
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I think gold is about to nosedive, and BTC is going to rally hard.\n\nI was looking at some mean reversion / multi-year pivots. BTC looks like it’s ready to revert to ATHs, and gold is sitting RIGHT at a major 3-year R5 pivot (institutional algos will sell hard at this level), with bearish divergences showing that rally running out of steam.\n\nI bought some GLL on Friday before close. It could always push a “little higher” before it starts caving. But I think sooner rather than later, those two are going to switch places as far as rallies go. I normally wouldn’t be bearish on gold, but it looks like it has clearly gone too far too fast.\n\nNow it’s Bitcoins turn! Hah. Maybe ole’ Tom Lee’s BTC rally prediction isn’t so crazy after all.
So grunt, moan really loud while doing heavy sets and people will go out of their way to avoid contact with you
Xiexie
Statistically thats more  probable
I love reading WSB gambling addicts mental gymnastics used to get back to gambling 🤣
Yeah also a sbx coffee will cost 20 usd next year
Genuinely second guessing going into american stocks. Gold genuinely looks safer.
That’s fine, I go wearing 2 different pairs of socks
That's a good question.. short gold long silver. Fuck it.
We should be there in 15 mins, so we should leave in 5.\n\nWill: I love ballz
two different shoes for two different biches
UNH META AMZN NBIS. But you might miss the dip by that time.
You obviously don’t know how to gamble. If you really like 0DTE, try QDTE. Let the professionals do the work and collect your dividends every Friday.
I went to the gym wearing two different pairs of shoes 🫠
My o-ring needs replacing buddy
the Indian downvoted it
Pay that as underpaid tax to Uncle Sam 🥲
I'm holding long and feel like a retard so i'm glad i'm not alone
KASH PATEL AND ERICA KIRK WILL SAVE US ALL IN 2026
Silver is in its own thing right now. Chyna. Ppl are gonna sell gold to buy silver.
Oral sex peaked in the 60s and 70s... grok told me
thank the Chinese
🤮
Technically Millennial
Well done
https://www.rawstory.com/alternet-posts/trump-economy-inflation-business-owners/\n\nProbably why metals are going wild, smart people know what is coming
What’s the stat for being born as a dog?
Full port HYSA r/smolppinvesting
Lol it went up to 3  then some jeet downvoted 😂
Pretty much as soon as the lights go down. Waited a year to watch the last 26 minutes of movie stretched over 2 hours
I mean.. minus the fact Nvdia was actually 1000 dollars a share last year.
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So full port into gold and silver?
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Google, NVDA, AMZN, TSLA all Gen X founders.
Isn’t Zuckerberg Gen x?
Sure that’s not your avg cost?
this is really exciting
Here's a pack of gum. Good luck
Yolo
I keep mixing up this damn wallstreet reddit for the daytrading reddit :/\n\nSMH
So fat. Give that kid some ozempic
Sam Altman and Mark Facebook are the Millennials that will lead us into a better America
My man
0dtes are terrifying. But so is any leverage including leaps. I would only consider spy leaps, something that's not too volatile and usually trends upwards. Even there you can lose it all in a serious crash or bear market. It's just not worth it. Especially on volatile stocks the chance of a +10% is the same as a -10%. And with leverage a -10% will just wipe you out.\n\nThat said, a silver 0dte call could work if it has another 10% juice left in the tank. But yeah, it's not really worth gambling. And if you win, acknowledge it was a fluke and stop.\n\nI put a lot into ai at the october ATH and saw most of that down 15% in november. Just holding etfs, not even individual stocks! Scary af.
What’s a girl?
Dude people ppl got margin calls friday.. 💯 the squeeze ain't squoze.
"I hate women" weird flex but ok
My plug isnt big enough broski
OH FUCK! EPSTEIN HELP A BRUH OUT.
Lmfao imagine bragging about inventing digital crack and getting kids addicted to it. Maybe yall are remembered too fondly
Dayum..
Land o’ goshen
America
all in poet
Hey, don't sneeze at doubling the worth of your port.
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Love was for sale
Expecting about 20k in February/March. What's your top 4 plays? 25% in each one
Anytime you feel unlucky just remember that statistically you had a 1 in 5 chance of being born indian or pakistani.
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Am I trippin or did you take a 0 DTE betting more than half of your total trading capital?\n\nThat might be one of the most unwisest things I've seen on here yet. \n \nYou still have a lot of trading capital like $4k to be able to make gains and get your account size back, as long as you aren't taking 0 DTE big bets like this every day. So the choice is not exactly "final straw" worthy, UNLESS you plan on risking big again in order to make back your loss in a day, you can still survive.\n\nBUT considering your inability to not waste money, "final straw" might be appropriate, just to prevent you from repeating the mistake until you are in the negative with a checking & savings account of $0.\n\n0 DTEs you are NOT supposed to hold them for more than 10-30 minutes if you want to be on the safe and consistent profit side. With the amount of capital lost, with whatever you put in at the start of the trade, as soon as you were in +20% return, you would have gotten out with a huge ass gain still..And then if you were -20% negative, exit that trade, take the huge L because of the big bet, BUT at least you don't let the trade go to $0 or whatever you did here...especially if you held the loser thinking it was going to go back up. \n\nYou do not expect 0 DTEs to reverse and make breakeven or get back into positive gains because time decay and demand for the contracts you are holding go away because everyone else already sold them..Yes it can happen sometimes, but that's literally 1 out of 10 times when it does.\n\nWith your $4000.....if you are gonna 0 DTE $SPY trade....take 1 trade with 1 contract, not 130....in fact, don't even 0 DTE...get contracts that expire the end of the week out or the following week. Your 1 contract you trade that day, do not spend the $4000 in one place...get a $4 contract, ($400)...+20% return on that contract is $480...+50% return is $600...and depending on your entry and momentum, this can take place in less that 10 minutes...hold longer than that or holding even after seeing the % return go negative is not what you should do.\n\nJust repeat that one trade without compounding so $4.00 contract couple days out expiry with +20% to +50% a day, is easy and could make all your losses back. Just takes time, but no headache for unnecessary losses.\n\nNot Financial Advice...just don't 0 DTE SPY option 130 Out-The-Money contracts risking more than half of your total trading capital, because just how fast you blew up this trade, it can happen to the rest of your account. Slow and steady AND longterm compound goal will be much more worth it...because eventually you'll actually have enough to make $9K bets with shorter dated options, when that becomes only 1%-10% of your total future trading account.
If you're still worried about trying to come up, stop worrying and just lock the fuck in. Find your leaks and plug them. You got this.
I believe that the USD will eventually collapse. It may or may not be in my lifetime. Physical assets like gold and silver are a hedge against that.
We should be there in 15 mins, so we should leave in 5.\n\nWill: I bought puts
forgive my woeful constitution
Who dat is
Superpowers
a single 5% day should make those print - I may do this
Miss the classics where the fat kid had to drop hog in front of his friends to beat the evil clown
OPEN
Ahh there is an argument ppl will sell gold to buy silver.. so your half right?
Thanks for the suggestion, that's definitely better than what SGOV is paying now.
Depends what you call “major” for the pullback, I don’t see us comfortably breaking 100 without selling, there’s people who already think this is the top right? So at 100, common sense says there will be selling pressure. But literally no resistance from 75-100, and china is already trading physical silver well above 80. But I truly believe 100/oz is undervalued and it will go significantly higher. This is the first time in my trading “career” that I’ve felt comfortable full porting for weeks at a time. And I will continue to do so until 100.
Most YOLO thing ever. Worst case, lose all 25k
Eventually you will crack the options code
How are you so bad at this?
Oh, definitely not. FOMO will kick in very soon. Just wait.
Sounds like a bunch of balderdash
You'll see.. you'll alllllllllll be a good week.
!RemindMe 1 Year
I'll check it out, thanks.
its 300k now, 500k next year.\n\nhoes be getting worse
Because there's massive economic disruption about to hit, would be my guess.
Because those tech stocks are gonna get hit like good weed with silver rallying
4,130.76 thats how far you can still go 🙂 \n\nenjoy the ride
Is your wife’s boyfriend going to splurge for that?
Thanks for explaining it to me. That makes a lot of sense.
Gotta keep rolling
What were you watching to see it?
Please open it up, my life has no other purpose except these moving numbers
I giggle a little whenever someone says old timey words like\n\n"im famished"\n\n"im parched"\n\n"im feeling a little peckish"
most people on here are probably playing with $300-$5k
He'd be stupid not to be.
He had to harness the gay to unleash it
So basically no rally stop or major pullback? That would be crazy. Could almost stay in with leverage at that point. Just worried about a correction like gold had from previous ATH.
We should be there in 15 mins, so we should leave in 5. \n\n\nWill: I’m gey
Can't stop a train.. its a squeeze baby.
When Arianna and the witch are on screen at the Same time
Stash 50k for the inevitable tax bill
let’s hope for 70%
what kind of feet. very important question
OAFML 🤌
eggs in this economy
Gonna watched Wicked For Good in theatres with my wife. When is a good time in the movie to ask for a handy
Six Flags
I think we already participated lol
100 an oz my Price target
So... puts on tesla when it hits 100 bucks?
Nope. 8-10 good small/mid cap plays though. They range from $50m to $2.5b market caps.
I got 4k for xmas, to the real casino I must go
Username checks out 🔥
An expensive education...
More proof that most people here are unemployed.
Just a backpack and a storage unit with 24 hour access thank you.. best 30 bucks i ever spent. I splurge on the prepaid phone plan. Let's go SILVER!!!
Oh yea china doesn’t care how much the western banks and financial institutions try to suppress. If you go to these countries like china, Singapore, India, they are lining up for hours to get their hands on physical silver. They’re not asking how much the price is, they’re asking how much they’re allowed to buy. People who think this is the silver top are retarded pardon my French. The gold to silver ratio after fridays session stands at 57:1. It broke 60. When bankers and traders return from holiday they will adjust their portfolios accordingly, silver has more room to run than gold and this is what their software will essentially tell them. I’m up 100% the past month on SLV and I sold on Friday so I’m strictly cash at the moment. I’m gonna wait for that fake shakeout Monday morning and reenter a new position. It will be a volatile week but the trend is UP and I don’t see that slowing until 100/oz. After that expect a pull back from profit takers before the next leg up. 100 isn’t the ceiling either.
!remindme 2 months
Give this guy US treasury and he'll make America great again /s
delightful derek 🥹
I'm sad to report all I got was $1.19 of DOGE...😢
can I have a free car
Interesting how it hasn't dropped too much from its leg up.
Get the fuck outta here with this fake shit
Buy a lab ring, put the rest into your 401k and index. Get off RH, build real skills that increase your income. You're basically a gambling addict. Your mom would be very disappointed. You can change, and make her proud, but you have to stop now. If you continue, you will make yourself into a sorry pathetic excuse for a man.
Can't believe Will finally revealed he was a Ber to everyone
Bosses tell me we can only beat Carmax if we can see the car \n\nI see the car, car is perfect \n\nBoss tells me we can’t be Carmax \n\nI swear to fucking god bro ima crash out so hard here
Their mothers hugged them too much. Now they’re bers.
listening to Daniel Caesar
Probably
Why won’t HOOD let me trade futures?