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| there are rumors that US troops will enter iranian ships. If that’s happens we get full escalation |
| Can you summon him to the thread? I don’t think I remember how |
| https://preview.redd.it/xx7wd9i830wg1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8159231d81107030d98f74480f6cd7f302fe0f77 |
| I fucking hate bulls but I acknowledge their superiority. |
| Hasn't been open for a single day in seven weeks |
| There's a very real demonstratable impact of these layoffs:\n\n- Many projects were cancelled at Amazon, Meta, Microsoft, etc.\n\n- Microsoft release have had a lot more bugs lately.\n\n- Oracle's enterprise customer support has gone downhill, much longer response times.\n\n- Google has been falling behind Competition like OpenAI/Anthropic. |
| Ur the man zjz, we see you |
| I followed it right up to the start of this conflict while WSB was yelling "Nothing ever happens" |
| He straight iRan Deez nutz. I guess |
| I had sold everything on Friday hoping orange man would flip, and he didn't disappoint. Thank you Uncle Sam |
| just...as...planned |
| Instructions unclear |
| Life's easier when you're a sociopath with an audience. |
| I'm crashing out hard if monday isn't red and go into hibernation |
| ....and everyone buys at that support level wanting that next leg up, only for the market to go much lower, basically the exact same that happened over the last few weeks...but in reverse |
| Spy 800 by end of week confirmed!! |
| Honestly feels like the US has been using this time to prep for an invasion. Sending more troops, blockade still ongoing, 3 carriers in the region now etc... |
| aaaand it’s gone |
| You can’t do this without having the baseline 25k… why do these posts exist. |
| !banbet |
| Now buy real estate so you can write shit off |
| Trump did say the straight of Iran was open. He never said anything about Hormuz. |
| Seems they really need some better sustainability management |
| Green. Across the board. |
| Stopped drinking because I kept getting hangover headaches so puts on alcohol stocks. |
| It didn’t work |
| Omar amended her net worth to 90k from $30 million after scrutiny lol |
| What year is this, 2018? |
| This is a good point however I would guess insanely GREEEEEEEEEN week |
| Because they've been caught lying about bullish "news", but the market manipulation bulls are not the same as the people posting the real news. |
| u/VisualMod check the options chain for spy and give me a chart |
| So -0.3% open and finish with +1% on Monday? Yeah.\n\nBtw down from 30k to 1.5k since April 1. Has been a prolonged April's fool joke. |
| Good luck 🦍 |
| Lmao do you see how long ago I created my username?\n\n\n\n |
| Just like tariffs and low interest rates did in 2021. SPY has been fine every time\n\nRussia invasion as well |
| Yes, we will likely backtest all time highs but that doesn’t mean they deserve to lose money. These moves are quick and you won’t even realize that these corrections happened. The uptrend is intact so whoever bought last Friday are fine. |
| Is there any proof of what he actually did? |
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| How y’all keep\nFalling for it? Genuine question |
| Mark can be first since they have replaced him with AI now |
| He's a bullshitter with severe dementia. The future does not exist for him, only the lie that gets him through the next moment. The possibility of being cornered no longer occurs to him because he can't remember the previous minute or conceptualize the future in any meaningful way so in his calculus the only variable is "does this sound good enough to get me through this minute". \n\n He's like an LLM with a one-sentence context window at this point. |
| You saved like .02 due to inflation. Good job |
| Right, but that's light sweet texas crude, not the heavy sour crude from the middle east that the US is used to refining. \n\nSo sure, oil companies are making money, but the higher fuel prices in the US are still going to hit. And drive the cost of everything up. |
| Truly the lowest IQ of our species, we have the solution to all of our energy needs in front of us and we refuse to accept it due to corporate lobbyists and irrational fear 🤡 |
| Maybe |
| It wasn’t until I got the drinker’s gut and my pants started to sag that I realized boomers just legit hate sagging pants. And here I was thinking they were just being racist… |
| Yes trump solved world peace today at 1pm. |
| ***BREAKING:*** Israel, Lebanon, and Iran all form their flags together and it perfectly matches the Van Halen logo, they will play a surprise show at the strait and it will be reopened by market open Monday. All is well! |
| Minority report 🤔 |
| if u profit u are right |
| I miss when the market ran off coke instead of AI and K |
| Copium |
| are the peace talks happening or not? |
| "We've gone full port into SPY calls as a sign of good faith." |
| Like catching a falling knife |
| Bears listen to news media trying to sell views while spy rips them in half |
| There won't be any historians. There will be AI that knows everything and YouTube-ers /TikTok-ers who don't know fk but want to make $$$ |
| So how tf does a place like the bay area or seattle not get smoked when all these lay offs happen? This isn't laying off minimum wage burger flippers. \n\nThis is laying off 200-300k jobs that absolutely were pumping money back into the local economy. \n\nBetween META and AMZN going hard on layoffs, and likely MSFT and GOOGL laying off at lower rates, it seems like a TON of people have lost their jobs and their good paying careers. |
| Some of you may have noticed that VM is talking again. I've been working on a new version for about two months. It has like 80+ custom MCP tools for checking everything from options gex to searching financial docs. It has minority report knowledge of the stuff it's seen discussed since it was turned on.\n\nRight now it's set to reply to you when you say something to visualmod from a comment he's already left, so y'know, if he leaves a banbet comment, you could reply to that and he'd talk back. This is so he doesnt get too annoying and people don't spam it all day while we're getting it situated.\n\nTry asking it stuff like "check the options chain and financials for BLAH and give me a chart" or whatever. lmk how goes. |
| March 24th, 2000 |
| and rescinded by monday afternoon... |
| Oils flowing from the US. S&P doesn’t care |
| there will absolutely not be a deal by monday |
| You would be on your phone asking chatGPT what to do |
| But GLP-1s can. $1000 per month ozempic can really help you stretch your $1.50 Costco hotdog budget. |
| Even if the market starts to crash, everyone will buy in having seen the massive rip the last few weeks and wanting a second chance at it. |
| How do you get into a role like that? Do you have a networking/IT/cybersecurity background? Or do you just have certs like CCNA and CCNP? |
| Texas Roadhouse isn’t going to know what hit them in a couple hours |
| Hugely green next week |
| that's right. the stock market is a casino. \n\nyou know what IS the economy? Polymarket. |
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| Well it’s fun to have dream. 🍟 in the bag please. |
| There’s no cell coverage on the front it’s jammed or they take your phone to control and hide the level of casualties. Don’t want the troops second in line for the trenches see what FPVs do to the first wave. |
| FUCK |
| https://preview.redd.it/0pqdkbsw10wg1.png?width=1316&format=png&auto=webp&s=71f1eb5e053e6fd52675aa00d0df5e1d1166b686\n\n |
| bless u |
| Jim Cramer just bought $5 million worth of Costco hot dogs. They are guaranteed to give you ecoli now. |
| They’ll laugh at your strategy. The “mortgage” will be for 3D printed Elegoo life pod. |
| If things heat up in the ME, that trip may be cancelled. |
| why the distinction? |
| I think it was the opposite. |
| Nobody has a clue |
| Know if im getting drafted ill be hiding in the trenches buying PLTR calls on my phone |
| ? |
| so is the market going to shit the bed next week? Yet another closure, any hopes of a resolution are gone, we're back to where we were 2 weeks ago. \n\nWhatever drove the market to the lows 2-3 weeks ago is literally still in play here. If not worse, since the world has gone even longer without the oil from the strait. |
| so is the market going to shit the bed next week? Yet another closure, any hopes of a resolution are gone, we're back to where we were 2 weeks ago. \n\nWhatever drove the market to the lows 2-3 weeks ago is literally still in play here. If not worse, since the world has gone even longer without the oil from the strait. |
| We have fucking AI, why cant existing people easily transition to something else? Its that fucking simple. |
| Shit will be open by monday, i can feel it... and i dont mean the strait |
| how will china obtain leverage on trump pre xi-trump meeting?\n\ncanceling the rare earth export waiver?\n\nexpanding clean tech deals around the globe?\n\nexpand relationahips with brazil (lula), bully panama? |
| There will absolutely be a deal done by monday morning. |
| depends how you pay it off, since that's a small enough percentage, with enough cash back you're literally making money /s |
| Saving this joke, will inscribe it for perpetuity. |
| > The people making money are the *real* idiots \n\n\- 🤡 |
| Stop buying what dumb Twitter Intel accounts are selling. |
| 3 days and 5 hours until the US-Iran ceasefire is set to end, and after all of these contradictory statements, I have no idea where this is going honestly…\n\nBtw if anyone needs it, see how long the current ceasefires, Hormuz Blockade and other short-lived stuff are actually lasting, live counters with your timezone here: https://www.calc-verse.com/en/things-dont-last-long |
| 3 times a day? Hell no way I'm dealing with going 3x a day |
| Open marine traffic. See the record number of tankers headed to the US? We are now competing at the gas station with every other person on the planet for that gallon of gas. If the refiner gets more shipping it to Japan or Europe, they are going to sell it to Japan or Europe. And Japan AFAIK is subsidizing fuel. |
| Bibididsomethingwr0ng |
| True they'd have to start making money for that. |
| Woohoo, we won the war again! |
| May be he should have bought some leaps instead of 0dtes even if he had a solid thesis because we are basically trading the news on war instead of any fundamentals. |
| When they post bullish news it's obvious market manipulation but bearish stuff I'll buy. |
| ngl i feel like monday is not going to turn out well, sucks because i bought some stocks on friday thinking no news would come this weekend, how stupid am i |
| If they can't sail through the strait, why don't they just go around instead? Dumpasses |
| I sure fucking hope so. I have poots |
| I heard that approved oil tankers could try to stick close to the Iranian coastline as they exit the straits and the gulf of Oman. this would mean that USN ships that approached them would be within range of Iranian drone & missile attacks. I don't know if that will work. Will the USN stay away from the Iranian coast? Will Iran fire on USN blockade ships? (We know for example that the Houthis did. They don't give a fuck.) |
| Happy plant seamen season guys |
| You should invest in my mutual fund. I guarantee a 50% return of your investment |
| !remindme 48 hours |
| https://preview.redd.it/1uhn7x6e10wg1.png?width=768&format=png&auto=webp&s=b3da20bdb4a9c57ae4a58bdaf895db7fe3c74a98 |
| Ah shit! Here we go again. |
| Is your wife looking for a new boyfriend? |
| No but it does give you like a 30x multiplier on odds to die in an accident vs cars. So that's something. |
| You might’ve done something |
| Don’t pay, delete the app |
| Historians will refer to this as the weekend only war |
| Enjoy the rides. They're kinda predictable 😆 |
| You made my day. I'm astounded that you could pay with 1/2cent. |
| how's your port? |
| Schrödinger's Strait... \n\n |
| Credit score 9000 |
| Lol |
| I'm happy for you sweetie. ^(If I ever had mom.) |
| Nah, he's got another 45 hot dog lunches waiting to be paid off in the meantime. The trick is you just time it to pay off one a day as you get your next. /s |
| These are the same type of people who I aM tOo SmART for mArKEting tO wORk On mE |
| Ends up the aliens like collecting foreign currency as hobby and SPY 900 |
| What do you expect. Zuck got lucky once and whatever company they built on top of Facebook is hugely dysfunctional because he doesn’t actually know what’s he’s doing.\n\nHe also has control so the company is more a cult of personality than anything else. |
| #Stupid bols believe story never changes |
| 😂😆 |
| Dude, so the strait closed again, the US market about to experience the lack of oil personally in the next week. Is it time to load up on puts?\n\nI literally do not understand how SPY is at ATH's when there's been 6 weeks of oil shipments just gone from the world market. Billions spent on the war in Iran. |
| The gas station aint fools.. they knew the strait aint open and physical inventories are still low. |
| Cuz US is shorting paper crude. It's all fake |
| #STOOPID BERS CITING "WEEKEND FUTURES" AGAIN LOL\n\n#DIDN'T THEY LEARN FROM LAST WEEK, WHERE THEY TALKED NON-STOP ABOUT THEIR PUTS PRINTING ONLY FOR MONDAY TO BE GREEN |
| Congrats |
| Yes |
| I am 252% up. Holding 2k shares thru the er. I don't wanna buy any options. Waiting for $100 in 2027 and $150 in 2030 |
| Probably not autistic enough, but more like, where's minecraft 🤔 |
| Can someone tell me why the fuck gas went up when crude is dropping? |
| About a billion now. |
| Because they are morons |
| Iran didn't "fully open"\n\nThey still blocked any ships tied to the US, Israel. Any ships that they were allowing still had to go thru their designated path and pay a ransom.\n\nThe Iranian dude that said "Hormuz is open" is in deep shit back home. |
| Iran is increasing their funds through oil exports and potentially receiving weapons from their allies through the sea. |
| Just put the tip in the jar. |
| Greg Mclemore out of Pasadena was Pets.com, Toys.com. I remembered this from reading about when he bought the very first prototype Nintendo console |
| 30/4 is $7.5 \n\n\nSPY is cooked. Bears are back baby. |
| 30.91 |
| Same, doubled down right at the bottom Friday. |
| just realized bulls probably averaged a D+ in high school geography and their perspectives suddenly made a lot more sense |
| It’s too early to be getting drunk |
| What oil news ? |
| memes and morale r better when bers are getting decimated. when they have a glimmer of hope they really bring some ghey energy in here |
| Are people here actually worried about their calls..? 🥭 Hasnt tweeted anything regarding Hormuz today, hes probobly preparing them for tomorrow to make SPY go green 1%.. |
| bear trap |
| https://preview.redd.it/hnzn5iet00wg1.jpeg?width=458&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e64232e0789a5aecde358e75735e2fed2b7d7036\n\n |
| This is the way |
| debt free sausage? |
| Because most probably Iran didn’t agree on the peace deal terms set by US. |
| Extended ceasefire is worst case scenario at this point, every day the Iranians can keep the Strait closed without taking damage will increase their leverage. |
| Weekend tech -0.71%. (That quite high) while weekend oil +4.54% |
| I agree |
| +.5% by close |
| In 14 hours the strait of Hormuz (pronounced with a lisp like ibiza) will be open again. |
| Too real |
| -1.65% open on spy monday |
| https://preview.redd.it/bx4y7njn00wg1.jpeg?width=367&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7503991dc4601ffc1c9ea67683337a2e12dbaa50 |
| Can I finance that? |
| "praise Allah" |
| It’s on the whim of 🥭 if he says open it’s market Pamp |
| I think I might be regarded. |
| https://preview.redd.it/e5t2f21l00wg1.jpeg?width=1320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=429bebcc6385f1aeba7d268302758193d5558f2a |
| I've learned to always trust viet info. I'm in fuck it |
| This had me laugh harder then it should have |
| Devils advocate- maybe they were true to him, for one or both of these reasons..\n\n\nA.) his cognitive decline is so bad he can’t tell what is actually going on and/or is being fed a narrative.\n\n\nB.) Iran’s command and control of their government and negotiating teams are unreliable. You can see lead negotiator people tweeting one story then a more hardline person tweet a different story. Perhaps there is infighting and it’s not getting down to the mercenary level, the guys in boats with a VHS radio.\n\n🥭 could have lied, but it seems obvious that the lie would corner him as it unfolded. Mango hates being cornered, he always maneuvers for maximum optionality and maximum leverage. It could be as simple as he lied, but there could be more here too. |
| https://preview.redd.it/np9mlouj00wg1.jpeg?width=1128&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=af3f6b74cc9ca701a98bdad42d1049b5285add41 |
| I opened your mom's straights last night Trebek |
| If bears started repeating propaganda directly from the Iranian regime, what would they say differently? |
| nice do u work in finance or tech? |
| Well, just asking for a bud. He’s totally delusional that these 0dtes on Broadcom are the play |
| “Pain and suffering are always inevitable for a large intelligence and a deep heart. The really great men must, I think, have great sadness on earth.” \n\nI am so proud of the great men that are in charge of the world right now. What an honor just to live through this wonderful period of history. \n\nAlso, what would be the downside to buying USO calls on monday and waiting a week? |
| Ceasefire is technically over wednesday so it doesn't matter what happens this weekend, plenty of time for them to broker an extension or tweet away the evil |
| retardation from sniffing markers |
| Everyone is relieved that all the hedges they bought are going to pay off.\n\n\nWho needs oil when you bought life insurance on all your workers and have harkonnen heart valves on all of them? |
| I really hope AI flopps and these companies get burnt for all their greed |
| Time to goon |
| I've created a list of news handles and only look at it. Still the fastest source I've found. |
| Sorry for your loss. Peace and love |
| It's 710 and 14 day streak and bols think it's all priced in, forward looking and It's stonks will only go up narrative will work again because for last two weeks it worked.\n\n\n\n\n |
| 6.2 like a poor |
| I fucking knew Tyrone was up to something |
| A lost generation of bulls. |
| What you buying next |
| Made tons of cash on AXTI and AAOI. Next week it's gonna fly. |
| I've been playing red or black for the same rason, its safer |
| those events were not factored hence the drop, war is default now |
| Original poster is wrong because Fed is not directly doing QE, but he is right that Feds are involved in propping up the markets, albeit indirectly.\n\nTreasury has been borrowing billions a day from Feds since the war started and pumping it into their ESF(Exchange Stabilization Fund) for market operations, it's been keeping the dollar flat and Bessent panic announced using it to short oil. He backpedaled on the following Monday and say they didn't after Wall St spent the entire weekend yelling this would be the end of confidence in US markets. Reality is if you're an oil trader or just have a bloomberg terminal, you can clearly see the billion dollar influx of short positions in short notice with sole purpose to suppress the price rather than to profit. This is much worse than the effects QE would bring, since it'll directly balloon the debt. |
| https://preview.redd.it/7775n9p800wg1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=04dda2e08f6662a4610cb6e06ce087525ca7ffc3 |
| Bro |
| us, israel won as iran didn't manage to impose enough economical harm for lasting peace (imposed by the us and/or east asia and europe) |
| I really liked the old twitter where you saw realtime news. Now it prioritizes high engagement content and i just come here for latest headlines |
| War is assumed default, meaning war is stagnant, good news are not baked in so it rises, bears are cooked |
| The WTI oil market opens on Sundays at 6 pm EST, I'm so excited for my oil perps |
| Meanwhile, their ad platform is falling to pieces with the insanely bad AI "upgrades" to the point people are abandoning them altogether.\n\nBut yeah, trust the machines and fire the humans. That'll totally not backfire.\n\n(of course they're just feeding bot traffic anyway at this point, so...) |
| Then after iran fully opened why US didn't clear blockade?? |
| such an obvious -0.01% day on Monday |
| Leave 50 and take out the rest. |
| Limit down? I bought way too many puts and was feeling anxious but now hopefully I can get out on Monday. I bought Dell NVDA and C puts. |
| "The 1973 oil crisis was a direct consequence of the U.S production peak in late 1960 and the beginning of 1971 (and shortages, especially for heating oil, started from there)."\n\n\nhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1970s_energy_crisis\n\n\nCallsish |
| Anyone here own a motorcycle? Does it get you a lot of puss? 🤔 |
| Yeah… that’s what I said with credit spreads… nope blown on the call side rofl… and put side premiums didn’t even pay well… this whole run up call side wasn’t priced right… feel like MM knew to run it up or was given inside information like normal 😂 |
| Americas best in charge right now 🫡 🇺🇸 |
| That sucks bud. \n\n\nI agree, everyone go out and touch someone named Grass. \n |
| Tariff on/off last year. War on/off this year. I wonder what’s for next year. |
| big oof |
| Oh damn im not banned anymore, i can meaninglessly contribute to the thread again 🎉 |
| Everyone has pivoted to catering to the highest spenders except for niche low-cost focused brands like Aldi.\n\nEven Chipotle has said their new target demographic is high-income households. Fucking *chipotle.* |
| That’s the neat thing, they did not elaborate! |
| I wanna stretch you out…\n\nJust type open… |
| Dao Jones |
| How did the crashes of 2000 and 2008 happen then? |
| Past mondays have all been pamps |
| You know what calls |
| axios is unreliable. |
| The US blockade goes from Oman’s waters to the corner of Iran/pakistan border, if that is what you are asking. US CENTCOM also said they will interdict ships anywhere on the globe too. |
| First two are very possible we crashed to 500 on tariffs and war is worse for the economy. I defnitely see it dipping to 500 then moon shot to 750 |
| Okay, I laughed. Kudos. 😂 |
| we won the war\n\nIran has no air defense or navy\n\nthe strait is open\n\noh wait\n\nits actually closed\n\nUS will broker a deal to open it\n\n"hormuz is under control of IRGC"\n\noh wait jk its closed again\n\n.....I mean wtf |
| The gull to post that on "truth" social. |
| I literally commented last week it’s gonna be like: “strait opes… not opes… back opes.. nope, strait not opes” |
| Time to load up |
| I bought the bottom on intel with small size sold at trend lineS, if I would of gone in with conviction could have been a retirement trade |
| That car was beautiful after the restoration. I remember watching that episode when it aired. Glad he got to enjoy it before he died. |
| so did GameStop? |
| Tuesday but if oil opens up big Sunday night who knows |
| I thought "drill, baby, drill!" was supposed to solve all our problems? So now, we harm our environment AND get dragged into *another* oil war? \n\n \nyeah, I'm getting tired off all this "winning"... |
| What's your strike? |
| https://preview.redd.it/bub0t9alzzvg1.png?width=1200&format=png&auto=webp&s=1941d0f65aadfb3e3ebb449b2481b19616ac0190 |
| why were they anti nuclear energy? |
| BREAKING NEWS: THE STRAIT IS CLOSED PERMANENTLY FROM NOW ON |
| I just saw a meme that said ‘Strait is open Monday - Friday, 9.30 am - 4.00 pm. Weekends off’ 🤣 |
| Red light |
| I lol’d way too much at this. |
| Brother took this from Twitter |
| Oh me too but I tip well because I can |
| source? |
| Probably $72 Monday-Thursday. Who knows which day.\n\nIntc has 65% institutional ownership, so it's not really driven by wsb.\n\nLip Bu Tan is a serious dude who knows what he is doing |
| Yup that is basically the blockade. And they stop ships going to Iran’s port ls too. |
| Yes. I was sitting cash this week. |
| I am now the king of Hormuz |
| no idea, it makes absolutely no sense that they did not lift their blockade when the Iranians opened the strait |
| The puts for for quick turnarounds (ideally) with the calls farther out. Different equities for each. |
| Hahaha, just like me in the last two weeks.\n\n\nWent from 2000 to 60 in three days, then the next 5 trading day back and up to 2500 |
| https://preview.redd.it/5as6kueczzvg1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=da2d918b7a4ed3a7ac4d4663fcf6e4fc4f410e21 |
| I'm a teacher. Can confirm these are everywhere. |
| https://preview.redd.it/jaaii1rbzzvg1.png?width=600&format=png&auto=webp&s=eeaece4ac138c4e6cbc9a933b66bba9cebc9ca2a\n\n |
| Up? |
| wow that sub has really blown up recently |
| They're paying with stamps |
| Damn I’m way off base. Guess I don’t ever look this far out lol. |
| And priced out and priced in again. |
| USA is blocking any ship that leaves Iran port to leave Hormuz basically. Forcing ships to return to their ports. USA is stationed outside straits of Hormuz (not inside) to monitor who can trade and who cannot. |
| I am not yet ready for that |
| I see an arbitrage opportunity bois |
| To understand missing persons, one must become a missing person \n\n\n- Kash Patel |
| Yeah I dunno what he did wrong but I hope he fixes it soon. |
| Can't they just make money out of thin air? There's no dry it seems they can do infinite. |
| https://preview.redd.it/nappcl04zzvg1.png?width=1170&format=png&auto=webp&s=0ec1de5f00adcadf6edaff894dd1d98dd5ca5abc |
| If i were to take a guess, we dump next week till earnings then pump post earnings |
| i get annoyed sometimes but then realize i make people’s monthly salary in a few days by clicking buttons and selling insurance to gambling addicts in stocks\n\nand i look around me to see 90% of the world unhappy working soulless shit jobs where they barely scrape by\n\n😔 😔 😔 😔 😔 \n\n*I’m still smashing NO on that tip button tho* |
| Honestly ya, makes sense |
| Idk, K shape continues... rich keep spending more than enough it seems to make up for any fall. It seems in total rich are keeping overall consumption growing a lot right?\n\nI have tons of cash waiting for a crash so I hope you are right. |
| CTA forced buying |
| Let's be real here. War starting up again has already been priced in. |
| As I understand it, the concept of a plan here is that Iran can't ship oil or collect tolls if the US Navy is lurking at the ocean entrance and won't let ships through. This puts economic pressure on Iran.\n\n\nIn their defense, it's significantly less stupid than trying to block Iran's oil by sending the Marines to take their shipping hub (which would be a very explosive situation, both literally and metaphorically). |
| Not your car, just your turn |
| https://preview.redd.it/vkskk1wryzvg1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fbf49e36e28d6cef1d944437f103fedbe316c91c |
| calls |
| You don’t work the windows, you work the food prep station, how many times do I gotta tell you? |
| duck season! wabbit season! |
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| I haven't had sex since 2010 |
| Nothing new. Most institutional investor factor this in their model, thats why opticaly when looking at fundamental the NVDA of the world looks so cheap yet not everyone is just pilling in those. He is right but he wont be making any money out of it. |
| The strait of the ymca |
| And their shell shocked fathers. |
| BREAKING NEWS: SOURCES SAY THE NAME OF THE PERSON WHO TRADED 15 MINUTES BEFORE THE OIL NEWS STARTS WITH B AND LAST NAME STARTS WITH T |
| What window do I pull up to? |
| Initial fear - drop 5%\nTalks of backtrack - up 3%\nTalks backtrack successful - up 5%\nTurns out backtrack unsuccessful - down 2%\n\nBeen the case all 4 of these the past 13 months |
| Large phallus erectus syndrome is fucked up bros 😞 |
| But Meta will still have 80% of the employees they did the year before. |
| Holy shit |
| - We crash to SPY 500\n\n- Super Taco to SPY 800\n\n- Then allien invasion and SPY 200 |
| BREAKING NEWS. IM GETTING DRUNK AND WATCHING STANLEY CUP PLAYOFFS. |
| What % are you guys up YTD |
| We don't import oil, we export it. |
| Meta following the current meta |
| Are you surprised? The scam pumps will continue until retail becomes exit liquidity for the big dogs. |
| I think you mean glizzilionaire |
| Well, if you want to be technical, it should be backtested to prove that buying at ath has enough alpha to offset the 2 percent gain you already missed out by buying at Friday. That means you should have 2+ percent gain than average return. That’s what I am talking about. Did I say you deserve to lose money by if you bought at Wednesday or even Thursday? |
| Boomers called millennials “entitled” for expecting stable jobs, affordable housing, and work-life balance. It literally took one generation of giant assholes to roll back most of the gains made by labor in the 20th century and reduce discussions of economics to exercises in middle school emotional intelligence. Thanks DuPont for all that leaded gasoline holy shit |
| Yes 👍 |
| https://preview.redd.it/qu4hdua3yzvg1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=acc56f8c1ff64a2ef8465d82b8ffa5c61bd3b134 |
| this country is going to shit |
| Location where US stationed for blockade purposes, that water belongs to whim??? |
| Did not know Ferrari's ticker was RACE, its the coolest thing ever. Thanks for sharing. |
| Knock knock.\n\n\nIt's the United States. |
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| https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/J._Wellington_Wimpy |
| The moment I increase my 401k contribution thinking I'd be buying in at a dip SPY hits ATH lmfao.\n\nDCA in at every local top. |
| Positions? Doggie and reverse cowgirl, but they’re really just the same thing |
| Literally 2 cruise ships just went thru the strait, right now.\n\nCorporations trying to cash in on "immersive experiences". Calls MSC and CCL. |
| Gulf of Tonkin gonna become Gulf of Tonka Trucks |
| He has tremendous tacoing powers. Never underestimate them. |
| man I wish I bought the tech dip, missed out hope another dip comes by |
| it's been a month since microsoft is undervalued, but it kept dipping |
| Both sides try to show off power leverage\n\nMonday AH better be loaded with calls |
| Strait of Hormuz will now be open only during regular US trading hours. Monday to Friday 9 to 5. |
| Unfortunate… for the BEARS 🐻 |
| Just saw an anti nuclear energy march in downtown Minneapolis?? Zero aura |
| if this is a bear trap it's one it's gonna be insane bro |
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| if we would care less and spend less time or even better ignore such content I could (hopium) see the world being in a better place |
| what do you mean do I "still" think it's going to work? SpaceX is targeting around June 18th for IPO day. The public S1 release in late May and roadshow starting the week of June 8th. I made this post early to share my insights on the meme-like run I think space stocks are going to have, so others have a chance to get in if they agree with me. We're still 2 months away from the event. Usually things go crazy during the final week. Also since I made this post the stock is up 25%.....so again I don't why why you're asking if I still think it's gonna work. |
| I hope so man my calls need it |
| i only trade shares |
| You got me there. What are your positions? |
| Bought shares at 397. Still holding, Good enough. |
| I have to go check if Iran is even real or this is all a psyop. |
| So are the bears actually winning now? |
| I would also like that contact info. |
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| Mods, please leave this up. It’s so degenerate and retarded, it should be a sticky. |
| I’m sure it’s 375c per week, not one time fee. Scammers as always |
| #WOW ALL THOSE TWEETS FROM TACO MAN AND NOT A SINGLE ONE WAS TRUE LMAO |
| Maybe my calls are cooked 🤔🤔 |
| Thank god I bought some weekly puts.\n\nMaybe Monday is the day to sell them before market close to buy even more calls |
| Imagine being a cash strapped super power. Then imagine if you will, a costly and pointless war that will allow your primary rival to take control of world affairs after you go bankrupt. And then imagine an idiotic despotic leader who made all this happen and thinks he’s Jesus.\n\nNow stop imagining. It’s happening. |
| Layaway for hot dogs wow |
| Came to say they’re gone repo your poo 😭 |
| source and what's the conflict-basseline u are comparing it to |
| It's gonna be red premarket unless we get some taco deal |
| yeah |
| WAR WILL RESUME IN 48 HOURS. |
| INTC 75 Monday? |
| Which platform is this? |
| idk, I am quiet regarded |
| Weekend warrior |
| Wait.. wtf? \n> **Axios**: 🥭 urgently convened a security meeting today to discuss the new crisis in the strait of Hormuz, with the ceasefire deadline closing some officials say fighting could restart within two days if no breakthroughs in negotiations are made. |
| Lmao newest Claude model drops: deBussy 6.7 |
| i’m convinced that working in Tech is absolutely fucked. i am 10 yoe in tech. 7-8 of those in FAANG. i cannot find a job for the life of me. I’m applying to positions below me as well. Been looking outside the country as well.\n\nThis field is completely fucked for the foreseeable future |
| **Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Start/Select** |
| Maybe they’re saying it, maybe they’re not, I don’t know. But they’re definitely saying it. |
| Countries are loading up oil from U.S. Markets are also forward-looking and pricing in that the strait closures are temporary. If you wait until they’re officially open, you’re too late |
| Sold 28k worth at 48 😭\nIm sorry nana |
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| So, if the war starts do we give everything back up or just pretend like it doesn’t exist? Asking for a friend. |
| i think the war was a pretty braindead idea but the current blockade is not that hard to figure out? the reason the US is blockading is the same as literally every country with a superior navy since antiquity during war lol |
| Should have bought some puts on Friday. |
| What 10 minute cycle are we in right now, Hormuz opened/closed? |
| Did you guys know that some people don’t know how to wheel |
| Good to know cause I got calls |
| I’ve been hearing that thesis a lot lately, but for one the Fed isn’t even close to their all time high with money printing. \n\nTwo, commodities are pretty hot right now. Money has other places to go that aren’t stocks because of that. \n\nThree, there’s still many arguments to be made for holding cash or cash equivalents. \n\nI think people also underestimate how important consumer demand still is. Yes the wealth gap is huge, but consumer demand definitely still has an impact on valuations for these companies.\n\nSome of these valuations will look extra stretched when consumers have to cut their spending even more and some of these big companies stop making as much money. |
| So what’s the latest on mythos? Is it supposed to be significantly better than opus 4.7? Can I retire and have the robot do my job yet without anyone knowing |
| IIRC to force China and India’s hands since Iran was allowing allied tankers through |
| Im in with you |
| Trump is well regarded. Maybe even yugely |
| 1971 |
| How do you get half a cent |
| They're blockading Iran. Have been for a week |
| Not yet, 4.7 is the latest model for us normies |
| Just sent you a DM |
| You don’t need a long enough timeframe to spot a break over all time highs. The previous all time high was last October and we saw a 5 month slow move down by using unrelated events as the reason. Now it broke that all time highs again within just 3 weeks and the uptrend is intact. |
| Read it as roastchild lol. |
| Dude has the makings of the first Hunger Game Master or Running Man host. |
| Reverse Chinese Box Paradox turned into the Mechanical Turk.\n\nIf you trap a human in a server farm and have them write essays on demand, will the end user be able to tell the difference? |
| Ci |
| Yes life isn’t without its ups and downs. When times are tough be graceful, and when times are good be grateful |
| Don’t you think semis were already very extended? and murkier the war situation gets they will be the first ones to go down if MM decided to react to war. Nobody knows otherwise. But you know after every irrational pump comes the rational dump. |
| This guy just guaranteed my puts then! Thank you! |
| Lol damn… imagine… saving this if we do see 618 btfd |
| hey! thats my line! |
| Can we use mythos yet? I see I only have access to opus 4.7 |
| Imagine if you did the opposite |
| you need to go to r/oil for 5 minutes to know that wsb is not even close to retarded |
| Holy shit.... is OP stating position without even being in a position?? Ban this pos on that alone... |
| Absolutely no one: \n\nMr. Beast: 😬 |
| Freedom Sphincter. |
| Idk if OP is regarded or Gemini. |
| What was it ?? Just a call option on Tesla? |
| The current Shart of the Steal:\n\n\n🥭: We'll maintain the blockade till our transactions are complete. Strait somehow open though.\n\n\n🇮🇷: We are in agreement. We'll maintain the blockade till our transactions are complete. Strait def closed.\n\n\n🥭: 🤡🫤😡😤🤬💩 (Last one is the Shart part of the art.) |
| Mods dgaf |
| Okay this regarded… is this the top lol |
| Absolute massive US airforce airlift ongoing to the Middle East today. |
| because no one can blockade better than the US. some say its the best blockade in history |
| That bald retard destroyed the nba. |
| I mean if you set your timeframe long enough then you will always be right by being a bull. What’s the point? |
| Their targeted ads on Facebook are incredibly accurate albeit creepy.\n\nI have no idea how the amount of spying they’re doing on me is legal but whatever |
| Sir is a casino |
| \nYour logic is sort of flawed here. \n\nCmps addressed the short vs long acting therapy. This is a fragile portion of the population here. You don’t want someone screaming in a chair while you have 4-5 patients waiting in the lobby. \n\nCmps can bill for each hour vs a high turnover rate. \n\nAlso Atai and Ghrs haven’t even had larger studies like Compass, 80 people vs 800. Those madrs numbers are going to drop with larger studies. I believe CMPS had something like a 5 point reduction in phase 2 that’s why it tanked in phase 3 bc it was not what the market was anticipating. \n\nThese people are not going back to work after getting these treatments. The winner is going to be who has the most durability. Yes CMPS has a longer treatment time but they have proved to have a very long durability. \n\nDon’t fall for the shorter compound story when they haven’t even had robust studies yet. \n\nCmps is already planning on commercialization vs these guys who are not even at phase 3. |
| And 700 in Arabic is ٧٠٠. We’ll see VOO at 700 shortly. Even better, 755 is ٧٥٥. Coincidence? I think not. |
| For tech industry it makes sense as they ebb and flow since the 1990s... |
| Thanks for the laugh.\n\nBtw, a TL;DR should be at the top of your post, not at the end. |
| https://preview.redd.it/3i4su0zbwzvg1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=69846cb0e8cdefe9a9c95d13acf42b0c16467395 |
| Just buy spyu. |
| https://preview.redd.it/z6d2uk9awzvg1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1e0d58731d16d213fdca8afe4a7ae96e52fb6984\n\nBc not everyone is a regard |
| Okay let's assume you're actually a software developer and you're not trolling.\n\nLet's pretend Instagram, oculus, ads, messenger, Whatsapp, avocado, ARVR, threads, marketplace, reels, photos, videos, don't exist, just for the sake of your imaginary world where only a barebones Facebook exist. No mobile app. No device integration. Just a web app.\n\nAt 2 billion daily active users when North America and South America comes online means you have let's downplay this at 100 million users per day just serving the Americas.\n\nYou need to keep this website up at let's say 99.999% uptime \n\nFacebook's distributed MySQL cluster called Tao to handle this load already has an enormous team dedicated to just keeping the damned database alive, backed up, distributed and colocated across the globe for low latency to make it so your stupid friend pages load in less than a second. This team itself supports a process of online live schema migration for new feature updates that the main Web app handles, maintaining even higher uptime than the product itself.. Every 1% efficiency improvement you can get out of this infra saves the company a million dollars. You have a smaller team with this team literally just existing to work with hardware manufacturers to scrape out extremely difficult optimization problems\n\nThat's just one tiny ass piece of the software part, I've barely even described the underlying data infrastructure. FB also maintains the warm storage orchestration and coordination infrastructure to distribute the db , ops, underlying machines, software across it's massive number of data centers to serve this traffic. All the networking? The damn company runs their own cables across the sea to save money on throughput \n\nLike come on man we haven't even gotten started on all the shit for the app itself. Tracing, growth and experimentation platforms, notifications systems, feature gates, debugging and dev flows, compliance with the laws of 100s countries, security and auth, design, and somehow coordinating all of this shit all the time without having the company fall over and burn\n\nI'm going to assume you have never worked in big tech so I would highly advise against any future dunning-kruger |
| whats your top 3 this year |
| ***People living their normal lives***\n\nMrBeast: How do I turn them against each other for days and monetize their misery? |
| Does Barron has friends? |
| This is a great idea!\n> Mythos is not a bad name for a model but it would be better if Anthropic switched to using famous Claudes. Monet, Debussy etc. The final model that achieves AGI would obviously be Van Damme |
| He actually did, and they closed the strait 😂 |
| So do I buy a ps5 for GTA 6 or do I buy a vette and play GTA 6 in real life \n\n\nThis would require a reverse retire amount of cash. \n\n\n\nDecisions… |
| For years we've been saying "the market can stay irrational longer than you can stay solvent", but nobody looks back in hindsight to see if the markets were actually irrational.\n\n\nWith some exceptions, in general they were rational. Companies have continued to increase revenue, usually profit, higher worker productivity, and we're still seeing strong consumer demand. \n\n\nThose are the the metrics that matter. We think we're playing 4D chess by predicting wars, or tariffs, years of record low consumer sentiment thanks to the internet's nihilist echo chamber, or a private credit meltdown are going to crash stock prices. But after all this it turns out none of those impacted bottom lines. And if the recent past is any indicator consumers will continue to fill up with $5 gas, still spend the same (or more) on discretionary goods, put some on credit, and the world goes on. In the meantime American oil companies and Defense rake in profits, boost GDP, etc. |
| 4/20 420 TSLA calls |
| im in |
| Anyone following BTC movement to try and gauge the movement for how we may open pre market tomorrow?? |
| Booooo |
| Buy the dip. Market rises on optimism of a peace deal and "The Great Orange One" wins a Nobel Prize. |
| And just like that, the Str8 Whore Moos is closed again |
| Didn’t see it. Sunshine was pretty epic tho. Like an okay update to Event Horizon.\n\nDisney’s The Black Hole go HARD mang |
| Pretty much with his “two week” speech… funny two weeks up and we get this? Lol 😂 |
| Did your ai tell you that |
| Keep hustling brother! |
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| OPEN THE CASINO YOU FUCKIN' BASTARDS!! |
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| What do you mean? The strait is open, Trump said so. |
| They have to eventually dump. Technicals are out of wack |
| Buy High Sell Low !!! |
| Bulls in full cope mode right now. “ITs tHe sAme aS lAst wEeKeNd”\n\nThere’s a big difference with starting the week at 670 vs 710. |
| *Phoc |
| Yes.\n\nBreak over all time highs is a real trading opportunity and a lot of bulls like to get in there. Most inexperienced traders try to short those areas and it won’t work. It may experience temporary pullbacks but the overall trend is that it keeps pushing higher. |
| Does anyone even know why the US is blockading Hormuz? |
| Higher powers that be is definitely on 🥭ass at this point to wrap this shit up |
| It won’t, look at covid. The financial markets are resilient, it will always recover via money printing |
| every day I discover a new method for losing money |
| I want to but my girlfriend won't let me. She won't even let me get a Porsche 911. I could totally live in that car. I don't even need a house. \n |
| buy calls on vol |
| 🫴🫴 |
| I am a bol tho. I just think you gotta be ridiculously optimistic to buy at friday. |
| Geared oil longs like two months ago. Youre welcome |
| Starting to think we can't trust what this Trump guy says. |
| GOV THANKS U FOR THE 1600 LOAN AT 0% |
| META stock going to boom Monday? |
| Apparently with shipping time and reserves it will be may-june when most of the dmg starts to be felt but who tf knows thats just what some regards on tv said |
| Instead of JetA the planes will run on his Ego lmao |
| There is a twilight episode about this actually. Guy wakes up and realizes he’s in a casino. He literally never loses. Always wins. Everytime. Eventually he realizes this and finds out he died and is actually in hell. Lol |
| $720 |
| Facts \n\nPure street cred on the line |
| i respect tweeting ANYONE SICK OF WINNING YET? when actively loosing a war |
| Lol.. speak viet until they hang up. Based. |
| Who's gonna be moving the goalposts on Monday, my guess is the bers |
| Gold for you, gold for you. |
| Yeah… I’m just stupid I was in credit spreads… rolling up was not the play… no relief dip insight fucked me 😂 I just need a market that whips around and reverts… trading trends and runs are hard F |
| YOLOing $1,000 |
| Looooool |
| Recess basketball on a 6ft hoop is actually the purest form of basketball |
| Till the quarterly earnings get released and margins get squeezed.\n\nYour P/E rato will be out of wack. |
| I agree but we broke ath at Wednesday |
| Just read every other word. You will get the same understanding from it im sure. |
| "Adam Silver could foresee an NBA European Division, notes advancements in supersonic air travel" \n\n🤣🤣 \n\n |
| You really can get instalments on anything nowadays |
| ditto. i also had oil calls yesterday that 🥭 fucked with so im going to just light my port on fire if he fucks monday up for me too -- I mean, it is my fault for thinking the markets would react to facts versus demented ramblings of a lunatic but here we are... |
| Wow $1000 |
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| strait ain't straight enough. wait...not straight enough means gay...gay means gay bear..gay bear means...monday should be blood bath...again? |
| Extremely green. The market didn't go up a quarter of a percent. It skyrocketed in a week with no drawdown or pullback to give puts a chance. It was so green that it would have to go through 9 other shades of green before even approaching pink. \n\nIt's not just that it was green, it was the massive price movement that went along with it |
| https://preview.redd.it/3pb8o9oivzvg1.jpeg?width=1074&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=27449750d4b2fed854d5106f59d8c14dcfffdd18 |
| And I thought I was the only one who saw this obvious play.🤣 |
| No. Why would an engineer know jack shit about trading |
| Who gives af about urineranium\n A real win would be 🥭 forces Iran to dump half of their GDP into mag7 stocks so we keep pumping to infinity 💪 |
| Shit don’t cheer so early, this maybe boolish!! Look at trunmpets blockade ran the market up lol |
| Why not 800? |
| there are so many people in here who genuinely do not understand that the stock market is not the economy |
| Put some GMOs in there, and I'm having a good time |
| you do need to be the president's friend to short almost a billion of oil |
| K-shaped economy and all. Vegas pivoted to catering primarily to the highest spenders, maybe Facebook is trying to do the same? Dunno. |
| Fuck this lady reminds me of my grade 6 teacher in a way that gets me going if you catch my drift you know |
| This is what I want to see from this subreddit. Not some cry baby Redditor complaining about layoffs |
| what do you think the Iranians are doing right now if not exerting economic power? lol. the US is once again relearning the lessons it should have learned in several previous conflicts - air power alone is rarely enough, and tactical victory can still result in strategic defeat. |
| Hey now don’t lump me in with the Administration! I actually went to jail and served my time! |
| If 🥭 can consider, the US navy can set up a 2nd toll booth..\n\n1st toll -> $2M to Iran\n\n2nd toll-> $2M to US\n\nTotal cost:$4M \n\nEveryone wins! \n |
| new strategy is let it go to shit on friday night, announce next round ceasefiretalks monday morning |
| haha this gave me a good laugh. I love Michael Scott so much. My portfolio is in bitssssss tho |
| Yup and they have built a shit ton of datacenters since then. They are one of my companies biggest customers with datacenters tech. |
| I love this |
| I like this one |
| Lag between shipping is like 45 days. We should’ve just seen the last ships 🚢 into the US. Also with oil under 90s atm and like 100s of tankers going to the us the strategic reserve going to be emptied hah |
| “*Soon*,” he said, as he swept the Wendy’s floor fries, bits of straw paper, and at least two pubes into a red-and-white carton and placed them in the bag. “Very soon. You’ll see.” |
| Lol they said the strait is closed only until the blockade is lifted. I bet by monday morning it wll be somehow lifted and 🌮 will say Iran agreed to the peace deal. Another 2% pump incoming. |
| Yeah but UK is shithole thats why its cheap. |
| A few weeks back when it dropped 71/2%. Now it's priced in. On to Cuba. |
| now do it again! |
| When I was a kid my mom made me go to school when I was sick, but during recess I turned into Jordan during his flu game\n\nDropped 40-12-10 off pure DayQuil |
| #BREAKING: sources tell CNN that the current straight situation is '6 7' |
| they could nuke the strait tomorrow night and we'd gap down -2% futes monday premarket only to end +1% |
| Was that the one where it ended with her getting laid off? |
| That was clear green screen stuff 😂👍 |
| Received $1600 refund from IRS, how do I turn this into 500k |
| Takes time to ripple through the economy, remember Covid? Even though it began in 2019, felt like 21-22 was when the whole world was really getting squeezed by covid inflation |
| Oh no dump first thing in the AM then giga pump |
| Worse actually, somebody posted here that they’re actively buying dump trucks full of securities (think secret TARP).\n\nFigures. Won’t have any dry powder to bail out Private Credit. |
| Astronauts: we eat space food.\n\n*A wild Nutella suddenly appears* |
| Hegseth was National Guard...he only knows how to play war on the weekends! |
| Yeah market is stupid AF, algos run it up and clear out liquidity levels 😂 |
| can spy drop to 21ema 1.5%? |
| only to V to +1% |
| https://preview.redd.it/nxzsd2d1vzvg1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2b441572ed6e8fecb233bc6e10b38af9fb515c2e |
| So I bought SPY puts 4 minutes before close on a whim. All 🥭's statements were clearly lies, and I had a feeling things would massively reshuffle this weekend. Woke up this morning and it seems I guessed right--but I still doubt I'll make anything off my puts. There's still two more days to buffer the market reaction, and 🥭 will probably just say some new crazy BS Sunday night. The only way I make $ is if my puts happen by chance to align with whatever Barron decided to do |
| Bers think losing money is normal like how orcs think elven weapons are always blue |
| Bought calls for 720 and puts for 695 before close. Let’s see if one prints before Tuesday. |
| Near 13% rally 😂 |
| This level of DD is worthy of wsb |
| Sandra Bullock was not stuck alone in space in Gravity movie. She had a cameraman. |
| I hope u right. |
| OP is a pho king idiot |
| This is so insane it just might work |
| You’ll need more tokens than a Ridge Racer arcade game mate |
| It's April 18th bro |
| ayadollah was holding puts over the weekend |
| 100% gap down and green by open as normal |
| **OP** : "if I'm wrong, Bánh mì" |
| Praise Allah Open the Strait into my blockade crazy bastards. |
| This is the one I'm watching |
| https://preview.redd.it/aa4axjjquzvg1.jpeg?width=816&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6fd8fa27a98701eced2b093e44e01215b43eb9ca\n\nOkay let me come out and play |
| financial milestone achieved! |
| im rich in emotion |
| AI = an excuse to lay off people to boost profit. |
| Can buddy not stand up anymore? White knuckles door frames and podiums and now he's splayed out. |
| Meta has by far the best severance package I have ever seen. |
| I think you dont know what sub youre on... |
| metaverse was a mistake |
| I mean, so you know this is happening. It’s not a secret..,, so just uhhh…. Buy the dip? You don’t need to be the presidents friend to buy stocks when they drop lol |
| Fuck it im gamblin |
| he ran outta xanax after that recall |
| Payday loan companies nod in approval |
| The strait closed so Shrek's balls could fill back up. Just standard weekend edging. He'll be ready to spooge more salty green loads by Monday |
| weeeeen giga pump |
| War and Peace 2026.\n\nAnd it only makes sense that the main actor is said to have been a Russian asset a few decades ago. |
| I think a huge problem a lot of you all have is that you think stocks going up means good things have to be happening too. With that kind of thinking, you're probably best just doing automatic deposits, DCA'n, and playing Soduku or something. |
| If you're trying to exert military or economic power, it is. Sure, Iran can probably play the turtle indefinitely - as the Vietcong did - but the weren't sponsoring communism across the world and threatening non-communist countries in the region with military power.\n\nIt's a very poor comparison. |
| Any minute now |
| Thought I only had 10 1DTE $703 and $708 puts but I have 27 of them. Man I hope for a down 1% open Monday. I’ll sell at open. |
| It's April 18th |
| What I needcto do,to make some money in my lfe,I am desperate,and tired of NOTHING |
| Thanks Dr Who |
| A 4/30 750c is 7 dollars |
| As of now SPY still in the green. |
| Didn't he say last week the US was going to partner with Iran on tolls LMFAOOOO |
| my bad i mean 100k |
| Darth Bull:\n“I have altered the all time high. Pray I don’t alter it further.”\n |
| Wish I could handle the spice, can sorta enjoy a bit of Chohula which is almost always on the table around here. Enjoy and sorry about your terlet 🚽 |
| You mean piss on weekend? |
| This is dumb but I love it |
| Silver lining is it's better than hiring you and immediately axing you. |
| Prepare for -0.8% futures tomorrow after we ran up 10%+ in a week and a half…. The horror |
| Agreed, but I think market should at least be a little rational |
| No one gives a shit about war. That’s the reality. Markets needed a pullback and it got one. Move on. |
| up 85% YTD, how much more could it possibly rip |
| Remember everyone: nothing bad can happen, it can only good happen. \n\nThank you for your attention to this matter, you bastards. |
| I heard if it's closed for more than a month, which it has technically been closed for 6 weeks so who knows. |
| I would never get tired of winning |
| I keep my buying options account in another broker. Toss in a little money each week and that's my gambling money. |
| Why did they put the arrow on his dick for |
| Iran doing their own insider trading schtick. |
| Go back to HackerNews where you belong with that logic |
| How does 🥭 say something and people immediately believe him. He hasn’t told the truth his entire life. Anyways calls!! |
| Buying past all time highs is a real trading strategy. SPY is hitting 1000$. |
| Smh top confirmed! |
| MKUltra but this time its FDA-approved |
| NVDA $210 next week? |
| Top's in. Pack it up. |
| $780 to be exact by the year end. |
| OTM to ensure both sides expire worthless if the market goes sideways, yes? |
| Lol |
| My mango pltr calls don’t give a fuck about Hormuz 😎 |
| Believe it or not - calls |
| truly a once in a lifetime pattern that 100% of the time, will either go up or down |
| Plenty of oil probably too. |
| Axios bruh yw |
| fair |
| Ya missed a few I’m guessin |
| contracts 'n' other grown up stuff |
| And lol bers thought. |
| lettin one slide out |
| my long lost son, thank you\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/p11d1whrtzvg1.jpeg?width=1070&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=922d251e01a9f553d7eec31d20113b5896dc0551 |
| Isn't Fed just printing money though?\n\nAll things equal unless there's some big and sudden explosion of debt or bankruptcies they keep manipulating market up feels like.\n\nI'm a bear that missed the dip with massive amounts of cash. Hope you are right. |
| I love that I posted this months ago and the retards in here said you could get shrooms behind a dumpster. \n\nCan’t wait to them to landscape my lawn. \n\nLong $CMPS $ATAI |
| Claude, I need infinite money glitch, make no mistakes |
| Erm, so why has oil increases not fucked Americas economy yet??\n\nIt makes zero sense |
| The day after I sell my puts |
| Grab your Banh Mi and shut up! |
| If you bought at Friday you deserve to lose money |
| 720 fo show |
| Your username is a strong preemptive defense. I got nothin. |
| https://preview.redd.it/vllgusrptzvg1.jpeg?width=413&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d8c635808a1326110b09259425883ddefbeb6bb7\n\n |
| it's clearly "fluid" |
| Block author |
| My prediction is that Monday will be tanker escorts pump.\n\n\nOnly for the tanker escorts to be revealed as UKR drone jet skis that will have great video capture of the tankers being sunk. |
| So, like, they're just gonna keep the name Meta and act like the metaverse never happened? |
| Look, I'm not betting against the markets, but I'm an elder millennial, who was learning to invest as a high schooler in the late '90s. I honestly think this is the first case of genuinely irrational exuberance we've seen since then. Like in the dotcom bubble, we have a clear situation of "none of this makes any sense" and the market saying "who cares, lol." Rates are a bit lower now, which does lend itself to long-shot investments, but not much lower. Again, I didn't bet *against* the market in the dotcom bubble, but I definitely moved to a defensive allocation.\n\nAll this is to say, I don't think you're crazy. Making money is tough and at Wendys, $20 is $20. |
| Bi |
| I’m a calculated genius unlike others |
| https://preview.redd.it/kht2hxdntzvg1.jpeg?width=899&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=41dd3eec2d1c820e51b2b086caaf96c2e81d87b3 |
| Wasn't the suicidal ideation only transiently found in their other studies (not TRD) and disproven later? Similarly, their already available p.3 data showed maintained effect AFAIK.\n\nNo arguments against treatment logistics. \n\nAlso, compass didn't just get to phase three first, they have a major head start. There's a long road between starting p. 3 and ending it.\n\nI don't necessarily disagree with most of what you're saying or have a favorite ticker here, but I am not sure it is quite as one-sided. Naturally, it also depends on exact investment thesis- when to exit etc. |
| Genuine Question: At which point do the effects of closure of Strait of Hormuz actually become large enough to cause market to fall? |
| Roachella based on the owner IYKYK |
| Should’ve trimmed 50 cons at a time |
| Cmps is my favorite |
| Talking about risk tolerance with a one thousand dollar position. Lmao |
| It would be a slappy fight for the ages. |
| By law if it’s strait of Iran it’s straight otherwise it’s gay |
| Nothing will ever make sense. Stop trying to make it make sense |
| Unbelievable and terrible but if they truly stop all enrichment at least that is a tangible silver lining and win. |
| Now you have to start selling a Miami guru course because you obviously new it was gonna 200x |
| Literally watch the video. America is fucked by that date |
| 750 easy |
| Fuuuuuuuukkkkkk |
| On Monday it'll lose about 30% 😂 |
| What were the calls |
| What happens if you don't pay? They gonna fish in the sewer for that shit? |
| Didn't you read dumdum liberation day hasn't happened yet |
| Aladeen baby |
| Oil above 100$ by end of April up 20% in the past day on polymarket 👀 |
| Where is all the MSFT gain prn? I see none of it in the front page. You telling me not a single one of you regards timed the $360 to $430 rebound with calls? |
| Haven’t checked CNN all weekend think we hit 715 Monday? |
| MSOS, been having more inflows than other weed ETFs. Also because I hold a pile of shares. I’m not selling calls against them yet, though. |
| Watched mango and thought, hey, we can do that too |
| I have a question\n\nWould GLD hit 500$ mark and would OKLO hit 100$ mark anytime soon?\n |
| April 15th? |
| This is the way. |
| Too volatile right now for options. Swing trade TQQQ or SQQQ |
| This is unhinged and deranged and I am worried about your grasp on reality. Also I just bought calls |
| That's what gives me conviction |
| Time to go back for another. |
| Escalation without any foreseeable gains from it, so probably true. |
| top's in guys |
| https://preview.redd.it/87jywva2tzvg1.png?width=320&format=png&auto=webp&s=5ff6840f4915b5646afa7d772b8f0764886d47ac\n\n |
| Check out the Millionaire Next Door without his own line of books ⬆️ |
| If ever I saw a pump and dump scheme. |
| Out regarded on your own post. Thats gotta hurt. |
| The Market-bell War of 2026 |
| https://preview.redd.it/fr40aa30tzvg1.png?width=320&format=png&auto=webp&s=85688ad93f23e04e18bfd1634331c1b5da6b1597\n\n |
| Lmao his video was wild |
| Iran will prioritise vessels that pay in Strait of Hormuz..\n\n$2M toll please! |
| Damn that’s good |
| Nobody got trapped. They all paid a premium for illiquidity and the redemption limits were on page one. |
| You'll be lucky if it's still above 618 on 6/18 LMAO |
| Private Credit using insider info to Polymarket bet to try and backstop the bleeding 🩸 also |
| At some point even good news should stop moving the market much. I find it hard to believe there’s many buyers at 710 and that the buyer pool isn’t exhausting itself. \n\nI really don’t understand how this keeps going up without any pullbacks. |
| why buy so many so far out, this just feels like gambling thinking that the SPY would drop $20 in 1 day |
| Suiiiii |
| ATAI also has a large position in CMPS. So an investment in ATAI gives you exposure to both. |
| why the comments about taco-ing & calls? (delulu) |
| crash the market, tell your friend to buy the dip, them pump it |
| No, I expect green on Monday. Trump will say something before markets open on Monday and the markets will just buy into what he says like always. |
| What a man, role model, best regards!! |
| Except in diapers! Rest in guh |
| Question: statistically over the years, are 0dte calls more profitable than puts if you pick the same everyday? |
| History shall remember this war as the "Weekend War" |
| President Meme posted the "you may even get tired of winning" clip, top is in. |
| All the Seattle tech bros and California ex-pats. I call it LAustin now because duh. Nice cool 1 day rain shower here in Dee Eff Dub. Ahhhh May flowers 🌺 |
| DFTX is how I’m playing this.\n\n |
| Market is pricing for the future, it went up because the good news keep coming |
| Bulls are bragging it’s at ATH, but we warned them it’s gonna crash likely in the next 10 years |
| DJT on it's way to pump the stock market another 50%. \n\n |
| Damn I slept for 11 hours. New record 😮💨 |
| A regarded market is apparently a bull |
| Oil will be back above 110 |
| Do you want to get carpet bombs? This is how you get carpet bombs. |
| I will be happy if they open -1%. |
| As I said lets get into the weeds here. Lets here it? Because I don't think you know anything about any of this. You're probably not even a real person based on your username. |
| Ai is making corporations realize many office jobs are bullshit. The amount of bullshit I have to deal with internally for people to justify their job is crazy. \n\n*Fill out Salesforce so we can have a meeting to discuss the same information.* Just have the meeting or look at the report.\n\nAnd so on. |
| Crack is whack y’all |
| It’s called ‘if you don’t have an ISDA Master Agreement this isn’t for you’. |
| Is the Hormuz straight or gay? |
| Cant even tell of this girls bussy is real or not woth AI. It looks nice and pink. |
| I was worse with my money when I was broke cause it didn't seemed like it mattered |
| Don’t worry you’ll either win some money or lose a lot |
| seriously\n\nwe could benefit from a depression, even |
| CMPS will get one of those 3 vouchers |
| No, but they do have a gulf. |
| Swing trading SQQQ seems like the move this week |
| https://preview.redd.it/fm4z52ggszvg1.jpeg?width=1178&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1c581cdd13db5f35e37712be90ee60e58946b971\n\nFor the love of the game |
| The stance is killing me, like he’s Ronaldo about to take a free kick |
| Not even the first time it's been posted to wsb either.\n \nhttps://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1ksg3z7/you_can_now_finance_a_150_hot_dog_at_costco/ |
| on vibes alone you can tell that meta is generally pretty bloated, with some divisions that are just pure loss (e.g. VR) |
| Bulls are so regarded they are betting on days and Vietnam commie karma to profit |
| When Cocaine and weed? |
| Ok guy who has a bot username, explain it then, what specifically are these people doing on a daily basis, lets get technical here, or is your simple mind only capable of insults? |
| Well, this is much safer, but not as thrilling as my method of licking all the frogs and mushrooms I find. |
| Thanks, Internet Explorer |
| But the markets are buying it hook line and sinker |
| gambles and is bad at math |
| CMPS got to Phase 3 first but “further along” isn’t “better positioned.”\n\nThe killer issue is treatment duration. CMPS psilocybin requires 4-6 hours of supervised clinic time. GHRS GH001 takes ~11 minutes, discharge-ready within 1 hour. That’s 8-10 patients per chair per day vs 2. Payers and clinic operators will do that math real fast.\n\nThe data also isn’t close. GH001 Phase 2b showed -15.5 point MADRS reduction vs placebo with 57.5% remission at Day 8 and zero serious adverse events. CMPS COMP360 had fading efficacy by week 12 and suicidal ideation flags. GHRS published in JAMA Psychiatry. \n\nSell-side: 9/9 Buy on GHRS, 14/14 Buy on ATAI. CMPS consensus is mixed.\n\nI’d rather own the best data entering Phase 3 than the worst data already in Phase 3. |
| Obliterated even, but we don’t count the whole rebuilding things apparently 🤷🏻 |
| yeah, but I'll take my $300 profit and rub in in my bear friends' faces |
| Should be good then. It’s Tapatio hot sauce |
| No you don't. Why are you poor if you know exactly what SPY is going to do? |
| Yes, the multibillion dollar companies are the idiots that don’t understand AI, but you, the average Reddit commenter, are intimately aware of the complexities of novel efficiency improvements and their impacts on the labor force. |
| I had some yesterday, you should be fine |
| They don’t have a navy, I’ve heard this 20 times. |
| It’s spelled Phok |
| If it’s vinegar based that stuff will be good to 2033 probably. The source of this info is YouTube, specifically James May’s Planet Gin. YMMV |
| Why would you close the strait of Hormuz?\n\nSo that I can open it.\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/eei938udszvg1.png?width=265&format=png&auto=webp&s=faaa21f17f594214410fdbe2a9592f318acbedf9 |
| "Poor people can still be fat because fast food is cheaper than healthy food"\n\nThen just eat less in general? That still saves money + prevents you from getting fat |
| How bout CMND? |
| A third blockade has been enacted sir\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/6r00auo6szvg1.png?width=1404&format=png&auto=webp&s=e12bcb2b92f3c2b0b16373d7f50d00d46ce0bb20 |
| Would have made 800% more this week if I Held on my tsla calls 60minutes longer 🤷♂️ |
| https://preview.redd.it/eszuneo5szvg1.jpeg?width=974&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=56dcf9c934af851ed93f0cf7d6e1b1fcbcc0bfdd |
| Are you Jim Norton |
| Bro the economy is gonna tank once America stops getting oil shipments😭😭 |
| US military prepares to board Iran-linked ships in coming days, WSJ reports\n\nBelieve it or not, calls |
| He also said “can I have some?” Literally yes, give that man psychedelics stat. |
| congrats on your forklifting career big bro |
| Wait….are you an engineer? |
| You went full regard didn't you? |
| It'll be bad, the shock has essentially been ignored to keep pumping it. Not just boots on the ground too but the AI bubble is looking bad. People are so unhappy they're trying to slime Scam Altman. These things are all going to start affecting the market soon. |
| Okay but what about DFTX formerly MNMD? |
| The problem is that companies were able to raise prices during Covid and 2022-23 inflation because people were making more. If oil goes up, people don't have more money to pay for higher prices |
| Why are doing this?\n\nJust invest all in etf and chill\n\nOr at least save a million somewhere else and play with the rest of money |
| Tuesday? |
| how else are we going to make money if we're waring on weekdays & peaceful on weekends?\n\nno one can trade on weekends |
| https://preview.redd.it/op9ihu9yrzvg1.jpeg?width=865&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=74a03de87b26d188117554751674ba9436bfed7a |
| You can talk sex |
| That’s current inflation rate |
| The market will become completely desensitized to the war eventually, if anything the constant changes are speeding the timeframe up. |
| compass is another one to look at |
| Just made lunch, then poured hot sauce all over it, looked at bottle and says expired in 2023. Hope I don’t die |
| Oh they still have gunboats..thought navy was gone. |
| Still gonna play calls an hour after open 🤷🏻♂️ |
| Same script as last years tariff war |
| Does it matter if you’re a millionaire or not if 75% of people are going to be displaced by AI? \n\nBuy that M4 and enjoy the few years we have left of a functioning society lol |
| you are genuinely retarded |
| https://preview.redd.it/b3e0y0strzvg1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b82ab50966fca667b9f98cde688ed86a40a2e2b2 |
| In |
| I’m convinced that the Iranian guy who tweeted that the Strait was now open yesterday (Aragachi) made a shitload of money on oil puts and SPY / Nasdaq calls. Ain’t no one regulating the people over there. |
| CMPS? seems further along than these two |
| You think it’s cooked? |
| yes, its to pay for the tokens to achieve lower efficiency |
| still almost 3 more years of the stupidest shit you can imagine |
| Approx the amount that inflation is going to melt up as a consequence of el Crapo's war, rich get richer baby poor fucks can shiver and starve |
| Let him cook |
| The market knows not to trust w.e is said about an opened or closed strait. Combine this with a historic rally we have had, this can't possibly go up on Monday and should start a big fall....calls it is |
| FFS I've been dying to get out my NFLX trade for ages now. I'd be happy to breakeven! |
| I can’t trade without my DMT wake and bake, my afternoon k-hole or my psilocybin power hour. |
| https://preview.redd.it/5nj7rk7orzvg1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8db6195f465337e0c2fe1ed7d043f2f674965321 |
| This is the way |
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| Awwww thwy made up already? Did 🥭 send em flowers?🙄 |
| https://preview.redd.it/ewbvlvilrzvg1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f7ab796cd3698890b36d558c852a15bec7c45417 |
| I doubt mass layoffs are because AI made it possible. Rather, layoffs are to free up capital to keep trying to make AI do the thing everyone thinks it's already doing. |
| They’re in grade school |
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| First time? 🐔 |
| So oil tankers move like bicycles. (Got this from a YouTube short) https://youtube.com/shorts/Jf3rHAXOZj0?si=MqEJcYPdQpR38Ngn\n\nOil will stop arriving in the USA April 15th. That’s when gas will spike. |
| Good looking out Barron |
| 🥭 cooking up some devious posts for the Monday pump |
| So 350 on may 1st? |
| Bruh it’s been gloomy in Austin for 3 weeks straight. WHO SEATTLE’ED MY TEXAS |
| It’s a long way to the top… when you start in a hole.\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/qmh4dab0tzvg1.png?width=1320&format=png&auto=webp&s=98107986b0a6670047362dbba6638fd2dac9577f |
| sir, can you show me your ways? |
| Very clear dd, I'm in |
| Trust in drump is like trusting a bird to never fly again |
| I’ve been holding MU what other semiconductor play are you thinking |
| Probably up as the initial shock is over now. Bit like how everyone forgot Ukraine |
| Yeah I think that’s true actually |
| What good news remains? The entire market Friday thought the straight was open. \n\nI guess a signed agreement and end of the blockade could happen Monday, but you could argue after 3 straight weeks up that’s priced in already. \n |
| I'm sorry for his loss. \n\n\n🙏 |
| Ho Lee Fuk |
| There are no straits in Vietnam. |
| Tension rising, bitcoins dip… Now we know what happens on monday lol |
| Fuck you 😭 |
| [LEGALIZE ACID, LONG LSD!](https://youtu.be/MNl0xR69bOk?si=3aH3KkYu1boSqK0E) |
| Also "bols r fuk." Altenatively, "bers r fuk." |
| they gotta open the asylums back up |
| I hadn’t thought of that |
| https://preview.redd.it/frgax6b9rzvg1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=879fbecd9faf4862db51a4fc2198da294abe6f00 |
| That’s true but the tickers haven’t moved in ages they’re all baked at work |
| Don't forget the heavy metals! |
| bulls going to downvote me but genuinely curious what scale of reaction the market would have to any level of boots on the ground |
| will be $1mil soon |
| Intelligent_Flan_571, your "mathematical programming" based on a 50-year-old calendar coincidence is the kind of delusion that gets you liquidated before lunch. The ghosts of Saigon aren't carrying your $1,000 YOLO to Valhalla; they're just watching you burn it on a $750 call that expires worthless while you're stuck eating instant noodles in a country that doesn't even have the Wendy's you're threatening to work at. |
| everything is perfect with the STRAIT OF IRAN! NO MORE BOMBING BECAUSE I SAID SO. |
| How would they? They have no money. \n\nAlso, people here are incredibly math illiterate. \n |
| I just sold all my Klarna stock, probably I should have waited. |
| Your broker might not speak Vietnamese but he knows a regard when he sees one. Too bad there aren’t any Wendy’s in Vietnam or at least you’d have a plan B |
| Maybe now the Iranian Revolutionary Guards are trying their luck with insider trading .../s |
| pro tip: act broke to stay rich |
| Lmao bro here thinks Facebook is still a single machine running a vibe coded php script with a single MySQL server\n\nYou clearly haven't written code at scale. If you're genuinely interested I'm happy to answer but I think you're trolling |
| How can I trust someone who only has $10k? |
| Yk thats exactly what’s going to happen |
| Can you give us the contact info of your dealer? |
| Typical traffic is over 100 ships per day. Lately it's been 5-10. |
| I had a dream where I worked free a massive obstruction from my left ear. As I started removing the palm-sized wad of feathery material, and the sounds began slowly permeating into the freshly opened canal through the crackles and shuffling of the removed blockage, I could feel the core of my being resonantly humming in-tune with the holy reverberations around me. My vision was supplanted by sound, and I suddenly had a palpable sense of the entire unbroken chain of events that inextricably binds each of us to the singular point of eminence from which all of creation spawned.\n\nFor a brief moment, I was at once whole again, only to be scattered apart like a voice through the wind.\n\nAnyway, I’m holding calls for Monday. |
| Should I Put or should I Call now?\nIf I Call there will be trouble!\nAnd if I Put it will be doubled!\n\nModified Clash, 1982, Combat Rock! |
| Humbled. Blessed. Manifesting. |
| So Calls? I guess |
| Im just waiting for the market to open |
| It is normal to go as often as 3 times a day or as little as once every 3 days. |
| 6/30 722 calls still gunna be good? I sure do hope so. |
| The situation room is only used to craft new state of art tweet. |
| This comment is powered by AI, blockchain, dot Com and tulips... Whatever works! |
| Had nothing to do with the layoffs though. The stock dropped after layoffs until they announce the AI tools for their Fusion software which is one of their biggest moneymakers. |
| Those pho king bers won’t know what hit them |
| Straight is open: Stocks go up 1% \n\nlol just kidding it’s closed: Stocks go down .1% \n\nStraight is open for realz now: Stocks go up 1%\n\nI didn’t mean “open open” just “open”: Stocks go down .1%\n\nWe’re not kidding straight is open: Stocks go up 1%\n\nI don’t know how the market found itself in this configuration, but I am grateful for it.\n |
| LMAO🤌 |
| They’ll open red, but we’ll be green by open |
| It will be funny if oil up 10% and NASDAQ up 3% on Monday |
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| Got some lotto puts late Friday. That artificial short squeeze the last 2 weeks into OpEx is over or close to being over. I don't care if Hormuz is open or closed or what other stupid shit 🥭will say or tweet about between now and Monday morning. |
| Can’t read, calls it is |
| Proof or ban this regard |
| What’s the deal with gold? Why up 175% in 5yrs? |
| Does anyone know how i can buy calls on psychedelic drugs sponsored by Joe Rogan? |
| As a regard who trade spy sometimes, this is truly regarded |
| There are ways to get around that law. If you place the laid off folks on garden leave you can wait until the layoff to file paperwork with the state. |
| Ticker $WEED because my friends smoke it |
| They're the same picture. |
| isnt TA astrology as well? |
| I got 200 shares lined up to be bought |
| At this point I feel like Iran is part of the pump n dump.\n\n\nAnd/or the market won't give a flying fuck Monday and hopefully pump regardless |
| Dustchella |
| Semiconductors. Earnings weak for software and tech, strait might be open. It also didn’t experience too big of movement this last week |
| Never go full retard |
| Just cuz I’m snooping rn does not prove your point. What ticker and why? |
| Fuck it I’m in. |
| Hormuz is in the house? |
| DJT will open it again by monday market open then we will pump again.\n\nHonestly, why did they announce they would open it if they were going to close it up again anyway. They are as regarded as US president. |
| The term "euphoria" comes to mind a lot lately hahaha |
| So we opening green or red? Green upvote red downvote |
| what is the product name? |
| what else do you believe? US and Israel? |
| my bad i mean 10k |
| 'every iranian navy vessel sunk and the straight is open for business' |
| Idk who this whore muuz is but apparently she’s expensive if you want to get in. |
| Could be. |
| Otherwise called margin…. |
| snip snap snip snap |
| Oops I mean $10k |
| #National Guard reserves were called "weekend warrior" because they were part time soldiers. This is the first war in history that's entirely fought on weekends. LMAO🤌 |
| Meeting in the situation room as ceasefire about to expire and the straits remain double blockaded.\n\n\nPeace negotiations are going well! |
| Straight open, straight closed, straight open, straight closed \n\nNews flash…..it was fucking never open and hasn’t been for 7 weeks \n\nThis circle jerk will continue until the end of time 🕰️ \n\nMeanwhile all time high spy 🤷♂️\n\nMarket need a reality check \n |
| How can i trust someone who only has $1000 |
| Can't tell if gay or not gay |
| Strait of Hormuz is open M-F / 0930 - 1600 est\n\n\nlmfaooooooooo |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/TheRealPunisher made a bet that MARA would go to 9.5 within **5 days** when it was 10.028 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 1 wins and 2 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| This isn’t analysis, it’s astrology for people who think Excel is a personality. SPY isn’t hitting 750, but your $1K probably is hitting zero right on schedule. |
| Listen here, commie... We put the date first here in freedom land. It's 4/30/75, not 30/4/75. |
| I think they’re having withdrawals |
| Update these are calls that he wrote 😭🙏 |
| Lol. |
| Coachella tickets are $8k. We need a good old fashioned recession. |
| Calls on the Pope. We need him. $VTCN. I like the stock |
| #TLDR\n\n---\n\nTicker: ATAI & GHRS\n\nDirection: Up 🚀 (Across the astral plane)\n\nPrognosis: Buy Shares and ATAI Jan 2027 Calls\n\nCatalyst: Trump, RFK Jr., and Joe Rogan literally teaming up in the Oval Office to fast-track FDA approval for psychedelics. \n\nVibe: Make America Trip Again 🍄🦅 |
| I hate seeing posts like this while I’m holding calls for May…. |
| Strait of America |
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| Strait is open, close, then open then close… market is immune to it already… 🤣 |
| My name rick Bobby and you can stfu |
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| ok fine. 5% is going to SPHQ and jerrys kids. put your pants back on |
| I don't get it, are people in a stock sub starting to block people that are just trying to make money instead of joining the internet moral superiority circlejerk? Are bers trying to make puts some kind of moral crusade now? Welp, at least they'll lose everything if they already haven't, lol. |
| This would buy a lovely house in the north of England |
| I googled “top qwant stocks”. I’m ready to buy rgti on the dip monday. |
| Weed ETF |
| Ho Lee Fuk |
| Blocked: -0.1%\n\nOpened: +2% |
| Rude I like them |
| Because he's a miserable loser like the dickhead who owns the company. |
| Buddy put 20K on AVGO 405 calls expiring Monday. Is he fucked? |
| what coffee you drinking? mayorga at home is good to me |
| My thoughts exactly |
| When your local drug dealing wants to branch out. NY Chicago LA |
| https://preview.redd.it/1zbliddzpzvg1.png?width=1079&format=png&auto=webp&s=6f0de6de37894086ddc5ebd208f846bc79b41c76 |
| same gl mate |
| Usually, but not always, especially on the weekend. A couple months ago, the market gapped hard on Sun night, and corn waited until then to move, for example. |
| PAHMP EEEEET! |
| One of the funniest things to me is with how much Reddit hates Trump, they treat his tweets like the gospel and then they get upset when they get burned after listening to him. \n\n |
| thats like keying your own car |
| No helium, no h200s kiddos |
| Is that you Baron. |
| they are ugly af. Especially if you are fit, makes it even worse |
| When do April crude futures settle again? |
| that new cookie any good? hadnt tried it yet |
| they are all crazy |
| What’s that like 2 contracts? |
| bun bo hue > Pho 100/100 |
| We must follow the lady boy. Calls it is. |
| Lol |
| At 9:00 am - Iran is looking for somebody to adopt its oil and its uranium. US says it will take all the oil and uranium. |
| Beyond scalping, I wouldn't think so. I'd expect it to hold a few days at least. Really looking at the week after this with a big earnings week FOMC and data releases. |
| Taco Supreme |
| https://preview.redd.it/0ktz640lpzvg1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=070eae84dd1e75a379c5b7bff3bc7873dae84171\n\n\*Super (fuckin) cereal |
| What is your 1k to 10k option play |
| Calls on OreoWadis and Oradia |
| winning so much. you'll be tired of winning |
| Don’t worry Monday it’s open |
| It means boobs too, source: trust me bro, I dated a hot Viet chick in SG back in 2021 |
| https://preview.redd.it/tih48n4lpzvg1.jpeg?width=1260&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e28b0efb6fad87e8651505e7cb5d525e0cdbe4fb |
| The entire stock market is a joke. Affordability is worse than at the peak of the great depression, other countries are in recessions, we just started another war in the middle east, and AI is going to be the biggest bubble in US history. But stonks go up. |
| We’re at 13 so far, right? Do you happen to know when the last time that happened? |
| I do not |
| Du ma. I’m in |
| God damn. I'm in. Godspeed. |
| i switched to bbc to hear about other things. i’m full of knowledge about hungary this week, usa antics take a back seat, which is a nice break |
| I'm not saying you shouldn't watch the news a bit, just dont ALL the time! |
| #TLDR\n\n---\n\nTicker: ATAI & GHRS\n\nDirection: Up 🚀 (Straight to the astral plane)\n\nPrognosis: Buy shares or ATAI Jan 2027 Calls\n\nCatalyst: Trump, RFK Jr., and Joe Rogan teaming up in the Oval Office to fast-track DMT \n\nSide Effects: Your portfolio might start seeing colors and curing its own depression |
| If futes aren’t down at least 2% it’s fake |
| Wonder what market manipulating statement Trump will say tomorrow evening or Monday morning right before markets open |
| https://preview.redd.it/xnn7swtdpzvg1.jpeg?width=1260&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7689c1e56a3653eab3ebfd1dcf4790b92b255b2c |
| Which would then lend itself to not be a big drop...Shrodinger's drop, one might say |
| Calls on bun bo hue |
| If we could dump at least 30% I think I will breakeven for this month. |
| We all on it brother. |
| Crazy americucks actually cheer for US oil companies to profit at their own expense.\n\nOil is a global commodity a price increase is going to fuck you over just like anyone else. You think Chevron gives a shit about you if they can sell oil to EU for a bigger profit? US companies are gonna be paying more for oil just like everyone else. |
| Get away from me government spy |
| spring cleaning for some dopamine, love throwing shit away |
| Yesh. I need it |
| I have hella calls for 6/18 at $750, I pray that you’re on to it. |
| Let me know your next 1k play I got that rn to spend on calls. |
| Caleb approves |
| Thank you for the top signal. |
| why did u post a pic of me |
| True if big |
| This guy stonks |
| Trump could decide Monday that he's going to appoint Clifford the Big Red Dog to head up a new Department of Deli Meat Security, and on Tuesday the market would still go up because the money printing is out of hand and is about to go full retard. It's built into the system folks. |
| damn true |
| They need lovin too. |
| I told you why I closed them. I don’t want too much money. |
| What starts red ends green. F bers |
| Have they considered renaming the strait yet? Maybe that'll help |
| is it bugged or do people actually have lives? |
| Yikes 😬 |
| Guys I've been a bear so long I'm finally ready to join all you bulls this week!\n\nFull port calls haha it's really just that easy, right? |
| Bitcoiiiiiin |
| Gotta love the weekend thread. All I see is a bunch of Top 1% Commenters circle jerkin. |
| "Vu" is a common Vietnamese surname. It's not SPY that goes to 750, it's VOO! Prepare for even MORE massive gains! |
| Aw man. Now I want some fries. |
| such demented DD |
| USOIL is going to give people epileptic seizures if 🥭 keeps up this shit. |
| No fat women. |
| Go touch some grass |
| https://preview.redd.it/4p0sp1grozvg1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a82936ae483e2e91e67c9c220e1c8d9cba6777d3 |
| Wow any good news at all and those are toast. |
| Truth is stranger than fiction |
| Be careful about that. I used to be a news junkie and had to stop. Was causing me horrific paranoia |
| Yeah cause you would definitely not mind machine guns being fired at you, right? Go touch grass. |
| Nothing surprises me anymore. They’re talking about selling us tokens based on fractions of stocks! |
| You guys been saying that these past 2 weeks LOL |
| I left mine open because they are negative\n\nwe are not the same |
| On this episode of VeggieTales we shit through a screen door at fifty paces then cut turds with a coat hanger! |
| Axios Monday morning 8:45:\nPeace talks incoming the straight is open again |
| What. The. Fuck. 🤌 |
| CALLS ON BAHN MI |
| I have been adding them to my watchlist and pretending that I actually have the options using Robinhood. You still get the numbers and you can simulate your return so it feels real. I don’t know if it’s been making me better at holding/selling at the right time but it removes the stress. Right now I’m currently up “$35,000” of fake money. |