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| Went on a coffee run wearing grey sweatpants and realized everyone was looking at me. Dang dude, I’m packing 😏😏😏 |
| We dont do that here. I want my money now! |
| wait the market really thought china was gonna cut 🥭 a deal? Markets belief in him continues to amaze me |
| Is this action legal? |
| Oof this is such a regarded take that it makes average WSB "people" seem **smart**. |
| Is 750 really too much to ask for? |
| no |
| Would of is not English lol |
| UNH is near 400? Wtf is it doing all the way up there |
| When’s your expiration |
| What do we think of middle seat air passenger assuming a throne position and hogging the interior arm rests? |
| Wow actually green asf on a massive red day cause MSFT lol |
| You know, at the end of Point Break, when Bodhi decides to surf the storm. |
| They wont let ANY pump happen. Just kicking everything fuckinf downward each time abything moves up |
| It is weird af for this to be happening by the way. Open corruption. |
| That’s investing |
| Making sense has never been a requirement |
| Your quarterly announcement that while we play in the kiddie side of the pool that is 2 feet deep, the stock market, the 20 foot deep side is telling you we are historically FUCKED ( with a capital F) on the long bond side. \n\nCan you decipher what long term bonds are telling wsb about what the next 10 years is going to look like? |
| China says Trump’s visit is a “new beginning.” |
| I’ve seen this before. Green dildos scheduled for 1pm EST |
| SNDK \n\n0DTE 1400C FREE MONEY\n\nTHANK ME LATER |
| These are the companies accomplishing absolutely nothing in china… |
| Fridays are always boring. |
| My dad tells me he bought DRAM and the next week you retards are talking about it |
| While inflation is 8% youhou. I mean real inflation not the one published by the governement. |
| No v today sorry bulls 6 days up don't get greedy |
| Load up the calls green by close regards |
| I know FR |
| MicroHARD |
| Exhibit a: MU fails to pump |
| SEMIs had a good run. Sell your call contracts and wait for the next hype |
| Like clockwork |
| Time to buy |
| Lots of sore jaws on that flight home. |
| yes. the cyclical business that is currently oversold going into the up portion of the cycle.\n\nthe technical and macro are pointing to LOW being oversold. you don't need to agree 🙂 |
| Hey let’s not pretend like high interest rates to reduce inflation caused by external effects is an undisputed fact in economics.\n\nInterest rates won’t change the price of oil when 20% of it has vanished from the global markets. |
| Vey |
| Is that ketchup? Are we made of money? |
| All the shit I sold is running. AAPL and MSFT. Shit I held is falling off a cliff. Just great. |
| oops we finally corrected when I have no cash, MARGIN ENGAGE |
| Why doesn't $SPY just keep going up so we all make money? Is it stupid? |
| Well, UNH couldn’t hold 400 fml smh… ugh |
| what if we never even considered\n\nthe THETA GANG ;( |
| Yeah I was scared when I woke up but am very comftorable with it chopping at 740 for a day like today |
| no one cares about 13f released eod today? |
| Bought DRAM calls on the dip |
| spy either needs to moon right now or take a dive to end my misery |
| Today is the pullback before POET rips 20% on Monday |
| Lmao one red day in 20. Stay poor ber |
| You expected another 10% up after 5 days nonstop? I did too. We are down. |
| Personally, I do believe the AI bubble will pop but I dont think itll be because some tard on the news says "AI bubble". I think the main catalyst will be the oil shock as it works its way through the economic ecosystem, like what happened with the dot com bubble. Inflation and energy prices increasing will have a much bigger effect on the cost of AI buildouts than a news anchor. |
| BuT wERe bUIldinG dAtA ceNTerS iN thE uS.... |
| Rise MU rise |
| Makes absolutely no sense that sndk is green and MU is super red |
| Wow but how bout that dividend!!!??\n\n |
| I’m seeing pics back just not on the main thread. Explain?? |
| You're a special kind of regard huh |
| The fuck are you smoking. The best you'll get is $230. If it's $235 I'm a fuckin' millionaire. |
| Balls of diamonds |
| No tech deals. CEOs went on a field trip with 🥭 for funsies. Iran war situation unchanged. Bonds spiking. Someone slap some sense into the market. |
| They are not custodians... |
| I still think there is a lot of money to be made with shorting this AI bubble |
| Lowkey boring as hell |
| TACO |
| Pinning for OpEx and flushing the possibility of a China trade deal that was partially priced in. On Monday we'll go back to its earnings hype. |
| 2 0 or 3.0... hell which great recession is it this week already? |
| I love betting on the global collapse of economic prosperity and increased hardship for the average working man. Thinking about going balls deep on some corn futures ETFs here soon. Waiting for the rotation from fertilizers to crops.\n\nEdit: I wish it wasn't happening! If it looked like its not going to be happening I wouldn't bet on it! |
| The downward pressure is overwhelming, it will go lower |
| people who say bubble, live in one... |
| I'll buy calls so theta gang can get a win |
| Canigetta CHOPTCHEEZ |
| imma be eating wendy's out of the dumpster if spy dont go up |
| Link not broken. Fixed. |
| Dip buyers will be ~~rewarded~~ fukt |
| >W3 is built around that kind of infrastructure.\n\nIs W3 in the room with us now?\n\nInstitutional acceptance is a double-edged sword. Corn benefitted greatly from ETFs and institutional buying initially, but there was also a "sell the news" aspect.\n\nMuch of the hype around established cryptocurrencies is "just wait until x happens" (mainstream adoption, strategic reserve, crypto-friendly regulation, etc.). \n \nOnce these things actually do happen, adoption increases, but HODLers (who think of crypto as a lottery ticket) are gradually outnumbered by hard-nosed investors who expect a reliable return and are more likely to sell when the price stagnates.\n\nIf crypto becomes more boring and safe, that's probably a good thing long term, but it means no more 1000X run-ups (for mainstream cryptos, anyway). |
| Hulk dick after hulk dick on Salesforce 🥂 |
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| Rise dxy rise |
| This is a brutal pin |
| But im at ATH? |
| Mushroom clouds? |
| I don’t want that. I want AI to fail. |
| Wheres my power hours!!! |
| “Recovered” |
| Market acts homosexual today |
| Just straight shortsell it cowboy, I come here for entertainment |
| Panic sell today and regret next week? this is the way |
| Monday will be green right? RIGHT?! |
| china is dumping their US treasuries. \nEU is getting into dumping US treasuries. \nOther countries are waiting to FOMO into non-US financial markets once US treasury GUHs. |
| I sold a bunch of covered calls for POET at around 16 mark after I had bought the shares for 6, thinking they wouldn't hit. Then last night when it hit 23.64 I sold all my shares and left my calls naked. I swear I've never felt so alive as I did this morning, waiting to see if it'd dump today or climb to 30. |
| the US economy can't handle a single red day. they know it. they are going to pump it till the mushrooms come. |
| Just imagine how much money will be made and lost if spy fills this gap |
| MSFT bagholders finally got their 5 minutes |
| time for an espresso while I consider my choices |
| Treasury + selling off the nothing burger China summit that didn't actually yield any concrete trade deals + third Friday OpEx |
| logic fail. sanjay m was born in kanpur and he was part of it. but MSFT and GOOG CEOs are south indians... |
| Former GENI holder. Did well on it as a SPAC and sold in the green. Those warrants were issued to the NFL by GENI as part of their contract. I think the NFL paid $.01 per warrant. So its not like they went out and bought them on the open market. FWIW. \n\nBeen watching it since the Legend buy, we will see if it works or not and I think the stock price reflects the uncertainty of that. But its got a shot. |
| its the only place it'll sound good |
| Its THE MAN, the man is keeps us down |
| I give up on it, it can shrek now!! |
| betting against a chip maker in this silly AI boom is a risky play.\n\nI could see AMD cooling off and testing the gap at 360, but I'd personally view that as a good entry point. |
| For months we heard that AI bubble gonna pop and then when Donny did his hit and run in Persia stocks dropped. \nSome were saying that it will go down 30% but in reality we had drop of 10%.... So if literal war cannot mess up with sp500 going up then good luck with holding puts to 0.\nAlso Intel had top at 125$ and it is 107$ now. So it already lost like 15% |
| I just don't get it, they're buying our soybeans...what more does the market want??? |
| Plan on it. 🥭 is having an billionaire orgy over in Chyna. He busy. |
| SPY looking dumpy but I really don't want to take a $3500 loss selling my calls, but then again I don't want to lose even more money |
| I get scares |
| whoever posted on Wednesday about the 5/15 $Keel calls at $4.50 - THANK YOU! We need more posts like these on this thread |
| What's the verdict on NVDA |
| Some people are built differently. My account is 10 X but I would never risk 50% of it.! |
| The bond market is a war zone |
| Who would like to eat my asssss |
| $NKE Nike dividend $.41 06//01/26 time to load |
| Another gay day bouncing between 740-741 to theta fuck everyone |
| Bulls gonna finally learn why 10x money glitch gonna leave you looking like a bear portfolio |
| I would just bring that bigly stable brain with me to translate. He did just jabber away with Xi just standing there smiling, many times, many, during this visit. |
| You post the same screenshot every day 😂 |
| Bad for poor people with fixed income (salary)?\nEdit: in a sense that it will fuel inflation. |
| do you have no balls? stop selling |
| I think they took a redeye last night. Up 4% today |
| QQQ is so sideways today. meh. |
| Im not reading all of that |
| Nah, this shit isn't it, though. It doesn't **matter** if the China trip was garbage - the strait is still closed, gas and inflation are both up - Trump can just lie about it on Twitter or manipulate something else.\n\nThe reason will be more technical and over both of our heads. |
| So there I was, down 30% on the day. Nothing left to lose except my wits and my dignity. Then, out of nowhere oil starts dumping—I rapidly refresh SPY and by God it’s pumping, +1%, +2%, +3% I’ve literally never seen anything like it! Gapping up percentage points with absolutely zero pullback! I ended the day green and treated myself to some hard-earned Wendy’s. Let that be a lesson to you kids, never give up. No matter how red things seem! |
| This must be the short sellers club…used to be you all hated em…now you’ve turned into the scum…pitiful…! |
| American century of humiliation incoming |
| Theta is starting to burn these calls. Hurry up SPY damn |
| MU is going to shrek so hard the moment wsb gives up on it. |
| sold my coin puts too early fml |
| Iceman is actually good, try listening to it at the gym |
| Quick everyone, get on the green candle now, we're leaving this dump\nWait, this isnt a green candle ahhh |
| Good thing I've been practicing holding. Looks like more holding. |
| Remember when a jpeg cost $2000? 🤡🤡🤡 |
| I expect nothing less honestly I’d close and recover but that’s me |
| need to rugpull some bears to move higher |
| Treasury sell off. |
| Officer yes over here, this man gave illegal financial advice. |
| Rude! |
| 📈🤬👌 --> 💃🪩🕺 --> 👨🦳👎🏾 --> 🙈🙉🙊 ---> 📉🤷♂️📈 |
| NVDA please be green by eod |
| And we're buying Nvidia/Mellanox not Cisco |
| big china |
| MU 800C 05/15 @ .21 cause why not? SNDK recovered, so can MU 🤷🏾♂️ |
| chopped salad |
| Warning to Bears who just got excited and bought puts this morning - Xi and Mango are currently brainstorming how to solve the surprise tariff problem that shocked the global economy several months back. It seems like they are about to figure out what the hell is going on (why the brought all those brilliant rich CEO's to the meeting) so the economy is going to be ready to open up again! |
| Theta here rest of day? |
| Bitchesssss |
| we just went up too fast. relax. let it dump for a few weeks |
| My 16 calls are hoping |
| Can someone please explain todays sell off? |
| Better than my method of buying the top |
| wait how did u know when it was the top |
| SNDK going to go back to running and MU doesn’t have the balls to follow |
| We're 10 dollars down from ATH on QQQ, didn't mean it in like a "sea of red" type of deal |
| 90% of this sub just filed bankruptcy because of todays "recession" |
| Now it’s boring bro |
| Losing money is kinda fun ngl. I might actually be a gay ber |
| # Fuck yeah bond markets. Fuck them stoopid Bols. |
| I'm actually up 2% if I close it all right now. But you know I'm holding to red |
| Just flush already. Give me 735 baby. |
| If MSFT closes at 440 ill jizz on my phone screen |
| Yields crossing 5% and Fed chair changing starting Monday, interesting times. Thinking, is it a good time rebalance my portfolio and increase exposure into bonds. |
| Had me at Texas Tech. Wreck em. |
| people need to post more of this shit. Just as a lesson. |
| Up 700% you trollin lol |
| 10 year hitting all time high |
| Cope smelly bull |
| I would hope so . I dont need child support |
| True for mega SaaS platforms like salesforce but small ones are genuinely in trouble. \n\nMy company (f500) stopped pursuing a license because a small dev team basically spun something with basically the same utility. Obviously sample size of 1 but I’d be surprised if this isn’t happened other places as well. |
| Google is free. Ackman bought the dip |
| COIN not only lost all of its gains from the crypto bill but actually went backwards LMFAO, this market is just running on dreams |
| bro who is keeping us down |
| Anyone in on skyq |
| China said “thanks but no thanks” lmfao |
| 🎶 Ain’t no spike high enough. Ain’t no dip low enough. Ain’t no margin wide enough to keep me from holding this bag babe 🎶 |
| W massive breakout… lmfao |
| Spring loaded shrek incoming |
| Did you ever think of selling during the covid plummet |
| # FAFO Day \n\n# INCOMING-> FAFO Week -> FAFO Month\n\n |
| Probably. Question is how red |
| Doesn’t circle mint money when yields are crazy high? |
| oy |
| You retatds really thought just taking a plane to China would've forced them to make any deals they haven't already been discussing for months? This was just a show put on and china obviously showing who has the upper hand. |
| MU will never amount to anything other than manipulated algo slop |
| well, i am not poor. like you. haha |
| Oh it’s hitting. Just not the way you want |
| 2-3 weeks prolly |
| If I place a 1trillion dollar order on spy will I pump it |
| Sell in May and go away.... Ain't really looking like it. |
| Why sell low 😭 |
| I should buy a bidet |
| diamond hands.. |
| Gotta shoot a dildo past 742 to get it rolling |
| https://preview.redd.it/dxe91c0wjb1h1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=021af9c9f25a50d751cecb8d9f41a952e510d234\n\nI got out, been in this for long time |
| the 30y could be at 69% and we keep hitting ATHs LMAO |
| I am so glad I convinced myself not to buy a Mu weekly |
| maybe one day I'll hit those highs |
| OMG it's working! |
| It’s exhausting to start your day already feeling like you’ve lost. |
| as long as retarded bears remain this insufferable, we will continue to gape what remains of their assholes. \n\nevery, day. |
| I'd buy more calls but I spent my bag on powdered rhino horn futes for boner pills |
| Why is Reddit making me accidentally reply to people |
| Should have bought sndk instead of mu yesterday |
| I need a devil candle. Revenge bought puts. |
| Uhg, lemme shower first. |
| :,( i cant even post on WSB, how far have i fallen |
| Reversal soonnnnnn |
| It’s over, pack it up guys. |
| Rarely ever am I this right… took profits on NVDA yesterday and bought MSFT calls and MSTR puts. Nice Friday |
| Position on attractive valuation |
| Where's the V, this is weak |
| Commence Intel Launch |
| Total gains: $53.52 |
| It would be hard for Warsh to do worse than Powell when it comes to inflation to be honest. Let's say he doesn't raise rates like he should, he said he is committed to reduce the balance sheet that Powell expanded by 6 trillion over his term. That would at least remove some of the liquidity that is also a cause of inflation.\n\nYet to be seen if he follows through with it, but Powell did neither in regards to rates or reducing balance sheet |
| dope |
| It’s because Illumina controls the entire market for high speed dna sequencers and if you want to do science you need those. China can’t afford to keep them banned forever. |
| POET baby. Sold at $20 and bought back at $18 for a bit more shares |
| Let’s get over the block first brother |
| #ending red imo |
| Congrats to the Salesforce dip buyers 💪 |
| 😒 |
| Lowest entry possible on lpth is here. PERIOD. |
| MSFT mooning |
| I am ber, I been typing wen V to rage bait myself |
| up up up |
| Then he points out you actually lost $.50. |
| Youre also basing this genius premise on 3 locations at the busiest time of year for a very cyclical business.\n\nGood luck, everyone is chasing the tech bubble. |
| broken |
| most stocks usually go up or down\n\n |
| You’re prob still down lol |
| Need a god candle on MU |
| I call him Mr. Cocksucker cause he sucks so many cocks |
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| Damn this bol is mad |
| Man I feel you. Losses suck and winnings rock. Try to keep a calm and collective mind set no matter what. I was down 30% on my portfolio yesterday held through sold today AM 7% up. Might have gotten lucky but I tried to stay calm and collective whole time. 0dte are pure luck. If anything learn about vvix cause thats probably what screwed you. You bought an option when VVix was high and following day even if your option went your way, because vvix dropped segnificantly the premiums accross all options died down as well causing you to take a huge L. \n\nTLDR: you bought at elevated vvix closed at lower vvix. Vega gang got you good with their vega crush. |
| If the media says puts you buy calls like a true retard. |
| not a loss if you didnt sell, double down and buy another contract sir |
| Let's go through this one claim at a time.\n\nBefore the war, an average of 20 mio bpd went through Hormuz. The Saudi pipeline to yanbu has a capacity limit of 7 mio bpd, 2 mio of this goes to domestic refineries, so 5 mio is available for exports, pre war it carried 0.8-1.6 mio bpd, that's a diverting capacity of 3.4-4.2 mio bpd.. The UAE pipeline to Fujairah has a capacity limit of 1.8 mio, pre war, it carried 1.1-1.5 mio bpd, so that's diverting capacity of 0.3-0.7 mio bpd. Across the two major diverting routes, we have estimated capacity of 3.7-4.9 mio bpd, lets round up and call it 5 mio. bpd. Let's assume a couple ships pass, let's call that 1-2 mio bpd, that brings up to 7 mio. bpd of diversion. Let's then assume a further 1 mio bpd of other minor diverting, we're now up to 8 mio bpd. Now we assume 0.5-1.0 mio bpd of demand destruction per the IEA (Morgan Stanley analysts forecast demand destruction won't occur till $140/bbl). We're STILL 11 mio bpd short. There's no oil producer on earth with spare capacity to fill that. \n\nThe remaining supply gap, coincidentally matches the demand destruction we saw under Covid-19, so sure, we could probably close the demand, but that would necessitate a global shutdown and may I remind you, in 2020, everyone and their dog, wasn't going warp speed to build datacenters, that's kinda difficult to do over Microsoft Teams.\n\nLastly, no Iran's oil industry is fine, US intelligence services estimate the Iranian oil industry can sustain production for months under the current blockade without serious disruption.\n\nWas there anything else you needed cleared up? |
| Its at a value it first reached a year ago. |
| Bill Ackman |
| aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand it stayed flat |
| TSLA ain't hitting like usual today. |
| This shit won’t go up but it won’t go down either |
| Time to pile into POET! |
| TSLA saved green eod |
| Mu to 900???? Please???? |
| Amazon trying to claw her way back to green today. Fighting for her life. |
| George Washington didn't die for this shit 😡 |
| Just gimme that low volume melt up |
| Which ones |
| Winner winner chicken dinner MSFT |
| It’s embarrassing to say but I am hoping for a 🌮 social to save my calls lmfao |
| Bessent short this mother fucking oil futures you crazy bastard |
| Easily the most degenerate comment I’ve seen here 👏🏻 |
| Or gamblers I got assigned a bunch of shares selling retarded 385p in march. I’d rather be retarded and lucky than smart |
| YTD is 53.52%, I think this is what the bers mean when they talk about retail having unrealistic expectations |
| Lsgoo |
| You can buy a house with Linux and it’s gonna be cheaper and more efficient. |
| Yep looks like we’re hunting upper BB now. |
| Ok wen rotation back into semis. It’s been long enough… |
| buls get ready for 50 days of red |
| Is today the day to buy 6/26 MU calls for earnings? 🤔 |
| Crack is a hell of a drug |
| How does it feel MUrons |
| I just did and I’m up 15% in Sandisk leaps |
| # HERE COMES THE MASSIVE INTRA DAY BULL FLAG BREAK OUT \n\n# QQQ AND SPY GOING GREEN INTO END OF DAY \n\n# DO NOT BE LEFT OUT |
| Ok, I'm going to eat breakfast, when I come back I wanna see green across the board |
| Forza Horizon 6 released today 🔥 |
| I’m tempted to throw everything at more MU calls and hold over the weekend. It’s either gonna go up or down. |
| 750 lotto calld aquired time to pump spy |
| Do not go gentle into that good weekend |
| Guys it’s not funny anymore. Please go up |
| It's actually Yandex from Russia, interesting.. |
| Now hold. |
| Everything down except HIMS 🍆 |
| I feel like the coming inflation isn't something that higher rates help, this is an unprecedented oil shock. |
| dumb as rocks |
| They as in a nobody in a broken link |
| Fruit in chief going to fire off some stuff over the weekend, you can feel it |
| I moved $150K from spy Wednesday and bought $150K USO instead. This ber will be fucking while soaking in oil like Barron Harkonnen. |
| So does djt jr have a new vaping company and that’s what this is all about??? |
| You're very correct. AMD is cooked hard, too. They skyrocketed based on news about data centers that are years away from being profitable, except the industry will be shaken by the energy crisis and these new data centers will just be empty warehouses because energy will be too expensive to warrant all the currently planned AI spending |
| literally impossible for SPY to have a significant dump |
| Nana alive? |
| You belong here |
| Huh? |
| Bring on the shrek dik! |
| We thinking SPY 750 by 5/22? |
| Be nice to NBIS, its trying lol |
| MSFT 🌓 |
| The fact that it goes down so much *overnight* should worry those who don't have access or a schedule that allows them to sell overnight |
| Remember, bers’ fear is your opportunity to make money. \n\nWhat I’m trying to say is, calls. |
| Oh ya, theta me harder daddy |
| Barron is mixing a banger tweet right now \n\n\nHold the line |
| V loading |
| 🙁 |
| How long til he cancels public press conferences? |
| Wild to me that Baron has his own .com. He’s doing “.com” and AI bubble all together. |
| Didnt play shit today. |
| What did they expect? that they can keep selling chips yearly like it's hotdogs? |
| MSFT 425 today? |
| especially considering trump is close with TMO CEO... |
| It looks like they may lose control to the upside today. If we pump above a couple strikes then it’s gonna start cooking. Downside clearly went nowhere |
| QQQ break 711 ffs |
| Ngl I miss this price action...slow and ass |
| Microsoft+4% is making the entire r/valueinvesting coming |
| mu dead spy dead dram dead sandick dead |
| Did your wife’s boyfriend agree with your thesis ? |
| can I have any more of em dogshit price action? |
| This is the biggest opposite play of the year. Spy down MSFt up, spy up MSFt down 😂 |
| SPY is going to rise 20% by next year and you'll still be there sitting in cash losing its value saying the same stupid ass comment |
| Same |
| Peak buddha |
| meh, carry trade aint really shit, also basically complete already afaik, NVDA will hit $250 at some point, for all the AI companies with no revenue, expect volatility |
| This recession is insane |
| u sound really troubled- hang in there bro. you being a loser is the worlds fault |
| Show us your YTD performance |
| mu follow your brother |
| No volume on MU |
| Sure it is correct he didn't really reign it in.\n\nBut good riddance only makes sense in vacuum, not in replacement.\n\nIt is illogical to be celebrating "good riddance" in the exchange of a FED chair who will likely do even less to reign in inflation. |
| i did the same thing but here I am |
| Should've been more patient on those AAPL calls. But thanks random guy who said to look into it. |
| I don't even like gambling. but losing money? Oh yes, absolutely. Give me more losses daddy. |
| look at the chart. that there 150 day moving average. just because all the headlines are in tech doesnt mean that there isn't alpha in other sectors. |
| #TLDR\n\n ---\n\n **Ticker:** WVE\n\n **Direction:** Up\n\n **Prognosis:** Buy shares and hold for the FDA fast track potential (and the plot)\n\n **Technical Analysis:** The highly coveted literal "Double D" boob breakout pattern\n\n **The Catch:** Short float has recently doubled to 20%, so you might get motorboated by the bears. |
| this is revenge day for everyone mocking msft. monday will be again back to usual |
| I sold msft for a loss 2 days ago LOLL |
| it only went up cuz YOU sold. if you didnt it wouldve kept going down. so your sacrifice helped millions |
| That resistance is rock solid |
| Chips in hand, loaded on Dip. It's a good day |
| these bears are insufferable lmao. they going to keep going broke. pussies. |
| Yeah imma need another war this year |
| lol BABA gave it all back from yesterday |
| The market is ghey. ber is ghey. I am ghey. |
| another fake pump |
| Hey man, I could get a job if I wanted to... I just like losing money |
| i can't find any war news, is it just being front run ? |
| I love girls who look like Mark Zuckerberg! |
| bought a nbis leap today |
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| There’s always the 1:30 liquidity rush… surely we’ll breakout then. |
| LMAOOOO BROKE ASS BITCH SPOTTEED HAHAHA |
| Still thinking pump after lunch |
| Worst inflation data since 2022, yields reaching decades highs, crude $105 and bears can't even get SPY to stay below 741 after a 20% run up \n\nIt's going to be an absolutely massive pump end of day into a gap up Monday morning when Trump and Bessant tweet all weekend long about all the big beautiful deals coming, and oil crashing |
| I was so close to buying MSFT calls on Wednesday and pussed out |
| Does anyone have an explanation why MSFT popped off today? |
| Haven't fucked with 0 DTE for months but I'm bored and want to feel some adrenaline so let's grab some puts in case we rug into close |
| Biblical V loading, Trump about to drop some sick truth post |
| Microsoft shitty and dumpy for weeks while everything else pumps to retard infinities.\n\nThen on the one single real red day it randomly decides to rocket? |
| retarded broke ass bitch spotted haha |
| What is this? A drop for ants 🐜 |
| can we drop USO to 90 k thanks bye |
| No V 🙁 sad bol |
| I can't believe I'm actually okay today. I bagheld msft so msft can bag hold me |
| One of us! |
| I wrote this on wednesday - 2 days before barons \n[https://www.reddit.com/r/Stocks\_Picks/comments/1tc04uo/comment/olyhav4/?context=1](https://www.reddit.com/r/Stocks_Picks/comments/1tc04uo/comment/olyhav4/?context=1) |
| The day trading rule being scrapped is going to bode well for them |
| https://preview.redd.it/s65oxx60jb1h1.jpeg?width=1206&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5ecb70e04181e5721137c1b3ad511966a20a7abf |
| The age of the bulls is over\n\nThe age of the bears is upon us |
| So down? Mother fucker what |
| Fucking whiplash seesaw bullshit |
| Run just starting, shine up those diamond hands |
| #Oil bears realising Ghyna was there last hope 🤡 |
| SPY 700 is not a meme anymore |
| You ever make a bad 0dte trade and close it out for a loss and just sit there and revel in the adrenaline/dopamine rush like you just took your last hit of heroin because you know once the adrenaline wears off you’re going to feel like death |
| Apple going up just to fuck the bears |
| this market about to dive so deep that buls gonna discover the hollow earth |
| Buy when green: goes down\nBuy when red: goes down\n\nFml |
| RKLB bye bye |
| Nice use of ChatGPT to make thist post lol |
| who holds 0dtes for more than a few minutes if it isnt actively moving with you?\n\n |
| No, they're saying the price is overinflated and as we saw during the dot com bubble burst, once the mainstream news gets the green light to report about it, it starts dropping very fast (like 50-90% sometimes over the course of days not weeks) |
| If you ever have fomo. Buy $1 share of that. You'll feel better as you see it immediately drop. Lost a few cents but gained so much knowledge |
| SLS holding up well in this carnage.\n |
| Robinhood; Unemployed loser daytrading app of choice. |
| Tweet something asshole, save face for pissing your diaper in front of the world's only gay pandas |
| msft is up? sell everything it's over spy going to 700 today |
| Fk palantir. Such a shit stock |
| Is there any real reason why we're so down today? |
| red green red green red green |
| Are the analyst in the room with us right now? |
| Bull flag? Is there a chance?! |
| Break a leg Kevin |
| Im going to be honest, why would NVDA raise prices if they didn't think they'd still sell?\n\nAt least for more then 26% more?\n\nE.g. if I'm selling cupcakes for $1, I might raise the price to $2 if I still think I will only lose 30% of my business, because im still netting more revenue.\n\n |
| Guys im down 35k please stop |
| RKLB puts! |
| its only up like 300% in 2 weeks jeez |
| Yeah more like Average hard! 😏 |
| NVDA still on sale. |
| 1000x more likely |
| How dare you stand where he stood |
| Finsh the stop hunt first |
| It’s literally just oil. If oil dumps SPY will be ripping. So fucking retarxed |
| Are the rate cuts in the room with us rn? |
| The volume just jumped on QQQ calls 🤔 |
| what's the update? did you diamond hand it? |
| lol it’s the first down day in about a month, and the stock went from 190 in march to 460 in May. It’s down 4% today, this is absolutely nothing. These analysts are wrong all the time, it’s why they don’t just invest their own money and instead sell ideas via subscription, think about that |
| The market has conditioned you all perfectly. Market opens down 1%. Inflation up, bond yields up, oil ripping, data centers throwing around money that doesn’t exist… recovery by eod All in calls amirite |
| 742 here we don’t come! |
| what a meaty f dip. 5-6% yields are bullish. so is 1 war, 1 or 2 are even more bullish. end of carry trade is mega melt up bullish. 95% fail rate of agentic ai implementations are a screaming buy. we are the the bottom folks. |
| probably best I hold my calls since you said this |
| SPY keeps flirting with a bull exterminating rug pull and I don’t like that. No reason why we aren’t at 745 right now smh |
| When Space X goes public, will it lift all space stonks? |
| Of course msft is bigly green when the rest of the market is red lmao |
| I did the same mistake and bought 50k worth of NVDA shares on 25 Feb (prev earnings day) and took me 2 months to recover. I sold as soon as it recovered, and it kept pumping after I sold, now sitting on around 20% potential loss. This monday I bought some too, but panic sold again too early |
| This little volume *so far* |
| Make no mistake we’re setting a new ATH today |
| UNH just saving my ass. Now that they're back on track, feels like they're pretty "dumbass" proof with everything going on |
| is this a last chance to get out of msft? |
| no, this sub is filled with bulls not gay bears lmao |
| Did it reverse at any point after you sold? |
| NBIS youre a fucking cunt if you dont get the fuck back over 223 |
| When the real panic is here, you won't have to ask. |
| dude ackman is a kiss of death when it comes to buying big tech dips early lmao |
| Too late, gotta make back back this margin |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/whomakesthetendies made a bet that WTI would go to 110.0 within **1 week** when it was 3.605 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 1 wins and 5 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) | [Post Verified Trades](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1pp3o5t/verified_trader/) |
| I only play options with 10% of the money I make from my side hustle lol but thank you. |
| Wait so AI stocks are doing bad for one day and it’s all over - all stonks go to zero? |
| It means you’re the inverse |
| I hate when bers get their 1 day |
| It won’t break $742 some institutional investors are ensuring that happens. Just go touch the grass and come back Monday. |
| Rip my puts |
| Tf is this price action wasted a whole 2 hrs smh |
| Silence? All I hear is crying. |
| A reminder to go steal and use someone else’s identity. \n\nSorry Sharon, but these 0TDEs are on your card. |
| Fun is over. Chop into close. |
| Sandghey, MUrons, Nvidiguh |
| I feel like there’s gonna be a fake announcement at 12 or 1 idk |
| Do they sell memory?\n\nBecause if not, this market does not give a fuck.\n\nYou're talking about a real business with real people purchasing things from them. This market doesnt care about that |
| MICROSOFT AINT SOFT NO MORE |
| i legit considered selling my morning calls at 742...\n\ndon't be greedy like me |
| OH THE HUMANITY!! |
| i just posted about this myself. kicking myself cause i sold early for rklb and mu. |
| MSFT up to $420 is crazy |
| There is no formula. Even riding it to 0 could be a stupid decision. |
| Say it with me: BOLZ R FUK 🤌🤌 |
| MSFT shook me out so hard last week and this week. Pain |
| I belieVe |
| TAKE COVER, TACTICAL V INBOUND |
| Screenshot or it did not happen. |
| SPX gap fill when |
| Yo spy, can we not? |
| Anyone else still haven’t made a trade yet today? |
| MSFT $415P 5/18 ??? |
| Keep buying those puts your wife already decided to leave you months ago might as well burn up the rest of your shared savings before the divorce papers hit. \n\nWouldn’t want her to have to give you alimony payments when she can claim you burned away all her hard earned money being a “regarded day trader” |
| With this litle volume today...? Doesnt match |
| Open interest within 12 strikes on either side yesterday was 120k calls to 10k puts lmfao. All the put buyers got left at like 720 and below. Very little support if we break the call wall at 7400 |
| Had some May 15 $14 puts expiring today that handsomely popped within the last day.\n\nHowever, I'm truly bullish on Lyft and decided to get those gains and bought some Jun 18\`26 $14 Calls yesterday at $0.50.\n\nChecked fidelity and today, someone purchased \*10,000\* Jun 18\`26 $14 calls at $0.44 - That's a $440,000 trade. \n\nIdk about you but it seems like someone knows $Lyft is going to pop soon or someone is about to hurt real bad LOL |
| MSFT regards think they’re the chosen ones…. Wait a day |
| cant wait to go up 30 cents then drop 30 cents woooooo\n\nSPY is so entertaining |
| Lowes is hugely oversold. three of my local locations are busy all week and packed on the weekends. they gonna beat earnings. |
| Start your weekend early bols. Yall had a great week |
| Market wants uppies, there’s a lot of candles with long wicks on the bottom |
| Can I tax loss harvest in my Roth? might just delete it |
| He's still there wym |
| SNDK never gonna die |
| NVDA reports next week 🚀 |
| it's where you lose money when nothing moves |
| Was there AAPL news? It’s been going straight up all day |
| Fridays are exclusively for premium killing. MMs love knowing you’re stuck to your broker app all day raging while your OTM plays go to 0. Not me though, at least not today 😆 |
| !remindme 4 hours |
| Now buy it back you retard. BTFD... |
| Theta is over there next to the FDs |
| Spy to 745 pretty please 😚😚 |
| I spy a V about to blow my account to the moon |
| OPEX days tend to be the type of day where nothing ever happens. |
| Look at ADBE\n\nDown a shit ton because false narrative that AI is shrinking their moat \n\nAI is only strengthening their moat. They’re partnered with NVDA\n\nDo your own DD\n\nWent all in leaps |
| Smoked salvia with Joe Rogan in a dream last night. \n\nCalls |
| Can we get a fucking tweet or something dame |
| good thing im not retarderg and dont do 0dtes or options even |
| Between that, the cost of memory, the cost of buildouts with oil at 100+, the cost of debt, capex is cooked next year compared to this year. |
| 🤌 |
| Straight open, stonks closed |
| I feel sick. I’ve made more selling OTM call contracts this week to you degens on LUNR than I did working. Using your money to buy more LUNR ty. |
| #Did bol buy the top again? LMAO🤌 |
| It's because everyone hates bers |
| This price action is gayer than your wife's husband |
| Elon cuck PP |
| A moment of silence for all the Bols who bought the top at all-time-highs yesterday 🕯️ |
| Sold half of my Intel. I did think 150 was possible, but I could see an easy bleed to 80 without sentiment roaring back early next week. Average of 24 |
| If I make 10k u/princess_dai_13 gets $20 Chipotle gift card\n\n30k more to go |
| i bought the dip bro, what are you even talking about? |
| It's over. Sell now before musk cancels starlink coverage of Wendys dumpsters in aggressive cost cutting. Especially if you have NVDA. |
| V |
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| Bols just think each minute that passes today and the spy is red, your 0dte is getting cut down to nothing.... |
| In real life valuation metrics, not anywhere fucking close to here, but that doesn’t really matter at all anymore so maybe $900 is a steal |
| Xi and DJT collab incoming to end Iran war, what is this? A crossover episode? |
| Sir... |
| Damn - you achieved what took me over a year holding leaps |
| maybe actually go up instead of faking it |
| Damn my weekly MSFT CSP is already 85% gain |
| Its so easy to short now since it went up that much it can only go down from here.\n\nMy puts print bigly |
| had 10 k shares of rklb (trimmed down to 4200 shares now)... some dividend stock, 500 shares of msft and 2000 shares of hood atm... trying to dip my toes into NFLX |
| Americans really are used to getting nothing |
| Crazy how you type V and get upvotes, type puts and get downvotes, it’s like this sub is filled with bots now 💀 |
| oh yeah sometimes I forget contract values aren't where the share price is but where it is projected to be\n\nbro coulda been ballin rn |
| MSFT coming down watch out |
| Bonds up, oil up, inflation up, equities down, nuts WARSHED. |
| Its crazy how we're just 5-6 years removed from when interest rates got slashed way down causing crazy inflation and a housing market where prices skyrocketed, and yet some many people have forgotten and think cutting rates would be a good thing. If they cut rates, especially with inflation doing what it is currently, we're fucked. It's basic economics. \n\nJust last week I had a really frustrating conversation with someone saying they're frustrated because they need to buy a house but can't do it until interest rates go down because right now its not affordable and how awful that is for everyone. This idiot couldn't comprehend that as soon as rates get cut the prices will go up and you will not be able to afford that house at the listing price let alone the price you'll have to pay to outbid everyone else. |
| Of course $MSFT rips when the entire market is down FOH |
| I can fig ma own balls, thank you very much. |
| Lower highs, lower lows |
| I’ve been trading for 2 weeks is this normal? What’s a theta |
| So this dump, does it continue over the weekend or nah? |
| Source? |
| Sold everything yesterday and bought today’s dip 🙂 |
| okay, so time to close mi port 'till monday, see you later regards |
| AAPL going mental |
| The 8:30/11:30 Clifford’s are edging me |
| And tank time |
| still don't see a huge influx yet but you may be right esp if conditions in the persian gulf deteriorates this weekend |
| i already pumped my meat |
| 🫵🤣 |
| Micron money glitch patched Microsoft money glitch arrived |
| slooooooow vvvvvvvv |
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| Nvidia just increased pricing on their Blackwell 6000s by 26%\n\nHyperscalers definitely going to scale down in FY27.\n\nCapex is not sustainable |
| It’s gonna go up in the next 10 mins mark my words |
| ive never fought for anything in my entire life, im fighting for this short. |
| Gas prices are getting out of hand |
| I heard that Bill Gates guy just moved operations from Albuquerque to Washington. The company seems promising |
| rh |
| spy and qqq keep teasing me |
| Done with today see you degenerates next week |
| Bond market is c🔥🔥ked |
| Free money call glitch has been patched 😭😭😭 |
| alright... back to 740 again 😐 |
| # HOW THE FUCK DID $SNDK TURN GREEN LMFAOOOOOOO |
| Bers: I want the truth about this market!\n\nBols: You can’t handle the truth!\n |
| What platform |
| Greatest comeback since Normandy incoming |
| Be afraid when everyone id greedy and be greedy when everyone is afraid - This is a nice dip to pick up more stonks |
| Get out while you still can. |
| he said, to an elite analyst |
| if you divide the VIX by 16 you get the expected move percentage for the day. VIX is around 18, thats just over a percent move and its falling. The worst we will see today was that $737 low, but were not gonna moon past a percent either. Its OPEX. were right at the the gamma flip as the hedgies reposition midday. theres gonna be chop, but unless we bust thru the $735 put wall there is no reason to be a ghey ber and just delete the app till Monday. unless youre one of those OTM lotto weekly buyers, then, ye fucked, gg. |
| No, you're just a run-of-the-mill market manipulator. We all see through you. |
| https://preview.redd.it/17fqujkmhb1h1.jpeg?width=3840&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=25a4a6cad2e8acf6ed03d2192896bea66e5423e1\n\nSent this to a friend and bought calls yesterday and sold em at 1.5 thinking I was a genius Wanna take a shower hugging the toaster |
| In 10 years time we’re going to look back at the 2024 economy and think how and why the fuck did we intentionally fuck up the soft landing |
| Ok chat but actually KEEL is the next apld |
| Why'd I sell |
| monkeys.jpeg |
| I’m only down 90% on Msft calls instead of 98% |
| bruh just put your money and voo and chill. no need to gamble more. you already won. |
| Jerome, come back 😭 |
| China told Jensen nah |
| im putting the short back on, i dont care what happens to me. |
| ai caramba! |
| Guys this is no fun |
| # WE WILL PUMP EOD OR I CUM |
| Sorry you don’t understand the market. \n\n*pats little fella on head* |
| praying for it rn. i need something parabolic |
| Buy msft or lose money |
| Maybe a year or two. |
| yes |
| they always pick 1 Mag7 to pump hard on red days to keep indexes from crashing, I guess today they landed on MSFT when they pulled out of the hat |
| MSFT is saving my port from total destruction. I’ll take the bruise. |
| Took profits on my puts. Nice 100% gain 🤑 |
| Should’ve known better than to play on OpEx day |
| Just got off the phone with Bezos. We closing green today. |
| Reeeeeeeeeeeeee\n\nE\nE\nE\nE\nE\nE\nE\nE\nE\nE |
| Buy it when the earnings euphoria cools off a bit. Maybe some at 200 and If it keeps going down another bunch at 190/180. |
| https://preview.redd.it/djjkxrqmhb1h1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0ab69cb10ec9567c4d6fd080f4de068eb76d861c\n\n |
| SNDK can't keep getting away with this |
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| *What's his name coming home pissed cause they didn't have TACO's in China.* |
| To V or not to V! |
| they went on a free vacation and did absolutely nothing |
| PUMP THAT SHIT! |
| Bought this dip- VOO, QQQ, GOOG. When are you all going to learn? |
| 🔥 |
| Jesus only bonus i ever could have gotten was like half a percent of my yearly income?\n\nThey were surprised i did not pay more attention to my bonus targets. |
| Yes you did |
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| Lmao and there’s the savior candle. This shit is getting SO fucking old |
| lol |
| That's the bottom (pls god) |
| This dip about to get bodied |
| Crazy that the sitting president is even able to be like “BUY MY STOCK” but whatever morals and ethics and all that shit went out the window years ago |
| another fake pump |
| Cooked |
| Maybe if I buy more calls it will go back up 🤔 |
| Guys, guys maybe stock going up in last 2 years to ATH because of inflation? |
| OH YEAH - kool aid man |
| Its V time |
| I get that too sometimes, it’s a browser cashe problem |
| come behind wendys |
| Oil equities are pumping |
| I love MSFT!\n\nYou do too. \n\nYou just don’t know it yet! |
| https://preview.redd.it/ceyzy8whhb1h1.jpeg?width=4320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=25df46a98ac63e896191732173120596024335e5 |
| yeah |
| up 25% this week just trading futures is this what it's like to stop trading options |
| SO MY COUNTRY CAN BE FREE |
| crazy swings |
| everyone can buy semis after they rise 5%, but do you have the balls to buy them when they’re down 5% |
| We are so pinned rn |
| Yeah, unless someone's purchasing 0dte puts multiple times a day, every day. It's still pretty fkn green. |
| This place is hilarious |
| "WE RIDE AT DAWN BITCHES" -MSFT |
| Money coming back to software stonks. \n\nStill. Bullish an 5k in ARM KOs |
| I went to shares/cash for OpEx, and my account is thanking me as I look at NVDA and XOM today. Not trying to mess with options today. |
| it's because of the type of porn you watched |
| Up, to the oligarchs |
| uh oh, I'm in danger |
| Here’s what we need fellow degens… Everyone go buy 1 NVDA. Readyyyy break |
| I'm expecting a V to 744/745 just to cuck everyone who bought puts expecting a gigadump as well as those who were waiting recovery to open/above open |
| I was the exit liquidity 🤡🔫 |
| sit alone in my four cornered room staring at candles....\n\n*yo is that shit on?* |
| A shit overvalued pump and dump |
| Reddit is red no matter what happens |
| no way NVDA misses on earnings/guidance |
| Fakest and gayest dip I’ve ever seen |
| Come on LUNR, you can do it |
| i can maybe see it but brent is only up 2% idt thats where its flocking to |
| microslop replacing MU today LMAOOOO |
| Yes |
| holy flat 🙁 |
| You already have a bet going - INFY to 15.6145 before 01-Jun-2026 11:42 AM -05 |
| !banbet |
| About three fiddy |
| I'm not making a prediction in this post. |
| So you’re agreeing with me |
| Incredible how he fumbled such an easy PR win.\nThey want to buy chips, he wants stock market go up, easy win right? Instead it looks like he went begging for Iran help. |
| Cringe |
| WSB rotation back to their parents basements this weekend |
| I'm tired of winning mango. At least I'm not a poet baggie |
| Imagine if Xi pulled a Venezuela on mango and kidnapped him. |
| Damn, so you're telling me the China summit was just a propaganda show for the populations of both countries, and nothing substantial happened? Who could've seen that coming /s |
| Wtf is happening? I was masturbating and came back to lose 5k |
| You missed that exit already twin |
| Suddenly a big sell wall at msft 424.5 |
| no one knows. but once the idea that it just may be the next best thing fully takes on, i suspect a reallocation of capital |
| Idek how there are bers left in here after the Post-Ceasefire Bericide |
| Tesla GUH |
| What's a good price to grab SPY? |
| Not when I have weeklies |
| Black Friday or in Latin America it’s called… |
| 5/22/26 |
| I don't know about ya'll, but my yahoo finance charts and quotes are way out of whack with my direct level II charts and data. Not even close to syncing. Fishy fishy. |
| spy jus go up to 742 and i wont be greedy and ill exit there pls |
| People are finally reacting to the dog shit inflation data that’s why |
| No V.. |
| Crazy they let the pres, specifically this one trade |
| Kerosene will be at 0 by July in Europe lmao |
| *No means no!!!! Help!!! Ghey bears are tryna do nasty things to my anoos.* |
| these retards went to China just to have a field trip oh my lord |
| Well qcom. You fucked me over for a week straight. |
| Spy will go up🕯️ |
| Why |
| Weekends, evenings, and holidays are a myth. We're only truly alive when the markets are open. |
| unless I'm regarded, that contract would have sold for 3.25 today, and he bought them for 1.03\n\nedit: wait I am regarded. He sold at 1.03, probably bought around 1.50 ish |
| I got too greedy and didn’t sell yesterday 🥺 |
| Is this because xi won’t actually provide direct military aid? |
| spy failed me but at least I made profit overall on ENPH calls today |
| maybe the market doesn't believe all the dicksuckery coming out of this china visit |
| zoom out on literally any timeline and you'll sleep gud. |
| Already expired |
| Look at that cute little LUNR V starting to grow up |
| A lot of you are still buying calls today and it shows. |
| VIX 17.2 last night then opened at 19, bleeding to 18.3… yeah. The sorcerers that control the market loaded up on buts yesterday at close for dirt..\n\nAlmost 8x call to put open interest last night… hmmm |
| Looking like my dick, just give it an hour or so to go full erect |
| NBIS Guh! |
| Oil |
| Sidelined money falls for it every time.... |
| Nvidiguh |
| My UNP position is green. \n\n\nTrains are the future! Choo choo 🚂 mother fucker |
| MSFT (the irony is delicious) |
| This made me lol |
| It is a shitco. It should dump another 30% at least |
| Looks like my calls are going to 0 and I am back to the dumpster for the weekend again |
| 🥭 and Xi had tea in a garden together this morning, probably the gayest thing they could have done, and yall wonder why the bers are in control today? |
| Russell stop, STOP! STOOOOOPppppppoop. |
| What does that have to do with what I said being correct? If warsh does the same he can get fucked too and I’d have the same comment |
| POET is just a fiber optics company riding on the coattails of the AI wave 😂 back to $3 you go |
| The irony that it's MSFT that's keeping this from being a complete washout on SPX/NDX |
| Never say that |
| Wow down a full percent. Bears haven’t gotten a win like this for a while |
| Best we can do is extend tax cuts and loop holes, and ask for a 40+% increase in pentagons budget? |
| bond sold off, gold sold off, and equity sold off. where tf is the money going to lol |
| Why. Isn’t quantum useless |
| Nbis is giving people ibs today |
| # IM NOT FUCKING SELLLINNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG |
| im praying to all the gods rn |
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| I am a poor farmer. \nI put all my savings and inheritance into the market on Monday. I lost everything and sold today. I am my family’s shame, and now I’m taking out debt to save the farm. Please send us your thoughts and prayers. |
| Not even NBIS is able to sustain the green |
| I double dog dare you to buy the dip and hold through the weekend |
| It's other people's grass I'm touching. Ain't got that kind of greens (grass/$$$) lmao |
| Down -32k right now. 😔 |
| NVDA 235 C 5/22/26 are a straight gamble considering theta right? |
| It'll go up $20 in a second when no one is watching. It's a fkn meme stock now. |
| When v |
| Maybe 0DTE SPY calls were not the move |
| That stock offering really killed POET momentum. That gonna rebound again or what? |
| Bulls 🫵🏼🤡 |
| why is it not going up |
| It really doesn't matter at all. my port still well into the green YTD |
| s&p500 upchucking all over the place |
| Whatchu mean |
| My landscaper just asked if I knew what trading was, I asked him if he meant day trading. He said I don’t know something with stocks, I’ve been hearing you can make a lot of money and need help. Is the top in? |
| Balls of steel? They have brains of tofu. |
| it's all over |
| Bro you think Warsh about to change this |
| Anything other than jOKLO |
| It in fact increased by 2k…. |
| They make poets. |
| Is Intel going to stay this sad throughout the day? |
| I'm pretty ghey, and my port is pretty green today. Thank you for your attention to this matter. |
| Poor people are stupid |
| Theta gonna eat and yeah, we're cruising pretty high above the 200 DMA.... |
| Why red |
| quiet all time high\n\nfor aaple |
| INFQ is a no brain at this level |
| LMAO 🥭invited Xi to the White House in SEPTEMBER!\n\nBy that time, whole Europe and south east Asia will run out of Oil. |
| why i feel like every time a week before nvda earnings market makes it feel like its on the edge of collapse if they dont deliver |
| Mudpit wrestling? |
| It’s definite |
| I dip you dip we dip |
| SNDK V saved my ass on the puts I sold |
| Show. Us. Your. Positions. |
| i hate to say it but DUMP THIS BITCH |
| I’ll take all the help I can get thx for offering |
| Would have |
| Spy down -1% after going up like +20% in a month is basically a rounding error. \n\nIt’s pretty much green if you think about it. |
| they sell fiber optics 😂 |
| Half cash half stock |
| Mmmmm 🤤 Microsoft Mommy |
| Probably fucking true. Just need NBIS ro pop 1 more time |
| Did Xi kidnap Jensen or something? |
| Morning bull trap complete. Dump incoming |
| Imagine green end of day |
| You didn’t even play the weekly for the conference next week |
| 🥭 is such a big fat fuckup. You had one job, convince China to buy some chips. Now my chip stocks in the damn toilet |
| He ended up being 🥭's bitch cutting with massive inflation. A fucking cuck |
| Damn they are really ass fucking premiums today |
| You could have 2.25x that shit\n\npussy |
| I bought $270 call for lotto play |
| Oh, so calls on WDC, Seagate, and SNDK then! 🥂🚀🚀🚀 |
| Didn't 🥭 make multiple statements about how great everything went right gyna and xi? Is 🥭 our Kim Jong Un? |
| ODE bull must have balls made of steel. Best pay is longer dated to avoid the gnaw of theta |
| I bought a 300c AAPL that expires today back in February for like $100 before earnings.\n\nITM at last LMAO |
| Up 69% on my trades. I think I'll stop while I'm ahead. |
| Scam company |
| Can I speed up the loading, by buying a SSD? |
| Profile is private. Too many Ls i guess! Hahah |
| Dump you piece of shit |
| MU sub 700 EOD. Kenny G and the other MMs don’t want poors to get too rich |
| FIG way to totally deflate after a promising run up. |
| I want to see Xi and 🥭 on the white house lawn |
| Half cash half stocks, details on the website. Dum dum |
| If it dips I buy but nothing really want to dip these days |
| NVDGUH lost the entire scam pump from yesterday |
| Space V loading |
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| Everyones calling for a dump = recovery. \n\nEveryone saying no way the market can keep pumping = new aths incoming.\n\nWhen everyone says new aths will keep coming = bear market. |
| MU is cooked, that was a double top. Down to 600 now |
| I don't understand your question |
| This dip is irrelevant considering the filthy run up we had over the last month |
| They won’t let it go under VWAP |
| Nvda took me out back |
| Update: May 15, 2026 - Today the NBIS stock is going up and down like a yo-yo which I did the basic math and it is risky u/Legendary-Lemon which you know what you are talking about. As much as I want to go all in because I have a gullible get rich quick mentality along with getting scammed in 2025 I am getting turned off by this stock. I will be deleting this comment in a bit due to crypto scammers. |
| Why sad, easiest put money you’ll ever make |
| 0DTEs bleeding |
| Same |
| Good riddance Powell, get fucked. Thanks for the sky high inflation over your 8 year term and the 6 trillion you added to your balance sheet to keep the Ponzi scheme alive |
| NVDA may 22nd calls is the move?? |
| Am I banned? |
| Msft randomly jumps 4%, gotta hold for the gains |
| I believe you @9legparlay |
| Alright I was wrong no 750 😞 |
| When V? |
| Gas prices around me have been swinging like 50 cents a day. \n\nRetarded internet doggie shitcoins are more stable. \n\nSeems like a pretty healthy environment tbh. |
| Are you 12 |
| Cost? The F1 team earns hundreds of millions each year. |
| How do they pay for it? |
| You would of held on, missed the spike and still ended down. \n\nYou’re fine |
| This. You made someone else happy. |
| 739 inbound |
| well some of them did 5x, and some of us stupidly didn't take profit |
| literally what even is POET what do they sell |
| I don't want to ruin your bull party but has anyone looked at japense bond yields recently? |
| AGONY |
| Buy puts cuz i just got calls. Instantly dropped 2 seconds after fill. My simulation controller aint spending for my player’s rich life dlc |
| slow bleed now |
| Guh |
| Now what |
| If Klarna somehow goes back to $13-14, I'm full porting on LEAPS. They crushed this earnings. |
| wtf is with this SPY volume lately? |
| UTZ is down 1.5% today so even macrochips are feeling the pain. |
| Lookit lil MSFT go! |
| Damn let me be greedy and it work for once, go up SPY I missed out on doubling my money not selling earlier going for a triple smh |
| I hate MSFT but it’s the one true stock. |
| Damn son I sold MSFT 307.5C at close for 4.00... |
| You guys? |
| 😞 |
| would have barely been in the money as of a moment ago but still could have turned a big ass loss into a bit of gain lol\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/9q9mt76egb1h1.jpeg?width=446&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=80489e3688648d6176fa41c2d123cba1e9bf9999 |
| I suppose K-Dub is okay |
| I ain’t the sharpest regard on wsb |
| So all this pomp and pageantry just to figure out we will sell arms to Tawain and China will sell arms to Iran...okay got it! |
| Poet calls was not the play. Damn |
| Not even -1%? I need sub 700 |
| MU is gonna fuck me isn’t it |
| Anyone has a nickname for this rookie yet? |
| I can explain exit liquidity if you’d like? |
| Oh suck my cock |
| Yeah it definitely is experiencing the downward pressure but these are the latest analyst ratings / price targets even after the legend acquisition:\n\nNeedham: Maintained Buy rating; lowered price target from $14.00 to $10.00.\n\nTruist Financial: Maintained Buy rating; lowered target from $13.00 to $10.00 (April 21, 2026).\n\nStifel Nicolaus: Maintained Hold rating; lowered target from $7.00 to $5.00 (April 9, 2026).\n\nCitigroup: Maintained Buy rating; lowered target from $11.00 to $9.00 (April 2, 2026).\n\nRoth MKM: Reaffirmed Buy rating (May 7, 2026).\n\nOverall: 19 Analysts (15 Buy, 2 Hold, 1 Sell, 3 Strong Buy)\n\nWith consistent beats on earnings and raising guidance each quarter, it just feels like a "when" not an "if" it will pick up in steam |
| Thish is sho much warsh shit |
| IS THIS WHY THEY CALL MSFT THE MILLIONAIRES MAKER??? HOLYYYY |
| stole this thank you |
| shits always down fuck it i want my money back |
| You have grass outside Mr Moneybags? |
| *Reddit offers to buy META for $1.6 Trillion*\n\nBig if true |
| There goes my msft position. The dick bag is almost as bad as cathie. |
| Post a proof of you 6x-ing your net worth then, lmao. You're such a liar. |
| Yes. I know people are probably sick of hearing it, but AI will be a huge money maker. Even when people don't active "use" AI directly, they will still end up using it indirectly as it gets integrated into other products. Azure will continue to grow with AI. And even beyond that, MSFT's current stock price means a modest 25.3 P/E ratio. Lots of headroom. (this is mostly me being optimistic about my position) |
| if you zoom out were literally trending downwards for the day |
| Huge dump coming |
| Get rugged pussy! 🖕🫵 |
| WHAT THE FUCK NBIS 🤬🤬🤬🤬 |
| Tank time |
| Guys stop panic selling. It’s that easy |
| I don't know man, can you even speak Chinese? |
| bols think this is a bullish dump, LMAO |
| MSFT about to drag spy down to abyss |
| If you can share, what us companies and intl etfs are you buying? |
| Went full degen, betting on that sweet sweet OPEX volatility. Calls, for the record. |
| Finally unbanned as the original 🐢 stock is back baby, old wsb regards remember when the SPAC scams started and the biggest pump in dump the tortoise 🐢 which became Hyliion is back for another pump now with a military and data center angle. My bags getting lighter with the 🚀🚀🚀 |
| Eh is not that bad today |
| This is end, beautiful (green) friend |
| Guys what happened to semis i listened to all of you hype them up telling me they'd 5x this month what happened pls explain |
| All calls have been destroyed. Now it's time to go outside and touch grass. Gg again, boys |
| I paper handed MSFT calls on Wednesday wouldve printed bigly today |
| We have reached a point in time where precious metals are more volatile than a meme shitcoin, fucking clown world |
| wait why ride it all the way down tho |
| I see you trade on sofi |
| Illumina makes and sells NGS machines, they are more advanced DNA reading machines that only one or two other companies are currently competing in.\n\nNGS and sequencing in general is a root of most current drug development involving synthetic biology, similar to how ASML’s lithograph machine is for chip manufacturing.\n\nThe only difference is that NGS machines aren’t that expensive and older sequencing machines can get the job done too just slower so Illumina still faces stiff competition even though only a few other companies sell similar machine for DNA sequencing.\n\nChina has a huge biotech/pharma discovery industry so getting your machine into the market makes sense |
| bond yields are gay |
| MSFT & AAPL ... >!Flight to Safety!< |
| KWash |
| Apple keeping me in the green |
| Jokes on him, no one laughs at myself as hard as I do |
| Bers coming out party |
| Did we destroy the 800 call wall on MU yet |
| Don’t worry you still have plenty of time |
| I've got yuge jealousy because I only have so much margin to run theta plays after market rips..... |
| People love beers |
| So much freedom for a free country 🫡 that’s the 🥭 world we living in |
| nah, 743 is the resistance point |
| Gay bears in shambles cuz they can’t dump NBIS like usual |
| https://preview.redd.it/tudmkde3gb1h1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=da0df072f1a9f34fb6ce1bd47478e564282c0f22 |
| I should at least be bought dinner if I’m gonna get fucked this hard |
| Buying a mag7 that is red for the year is a complete no brainer. It will always get its rotation and bull story to pump it back up to the others level. Watch MSFT being the ultimate winner until end of year. |
| Time to double down, the narrative has shifted |
| My man 🤌 |
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| Gotta look at the bright side of things. I only lost $500 gambling today and not $5000 |
| Is that some kind of Italian noddle |
| !RemindMe 2 months |
| I need help I am a beeerrr |
| Why not KEK |
| Intellionaires please tell me you sold at $130 right??? |
| Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me |
| we may be gearing up for a dump here |
| I was told if we had to pay back the tariffs we wouldnt have a country. The threat is losing its luster. |
| OKLO dumped again today. They have a deadline set by the Department of Energy to achieve "criticality" by July 4th, for "America's 250th birthday". They volunteered to participate, and in February they said they were hopeful of hitting it. It's a major milestone for them, because it means they would be functional as a nuclear reactor. This would change them from speculative bet to a very rapid rerating.\n\nWith that in mind, calls for July 17th are pretty tasty. Regardless of whether they hit the deadline, I fully expect a ramp up in their share price throughout June unless they come out soon and explicitly say the deadline isn't happening (which they might, but they didn't in their recent earnings call). I think it's worth a punt, anyway. |
| Bought MSFT leaps 2 days ago at $407 and decided nah its still not the right time with markets at ATH so I sold for small profit 💀 fml |
| yes calls are safe\n\nno puts won't print\n\nyou're welcome |
| And my $QS DD |
| Washed |
| Tesla Friday where you at |
| Stock price means growth potential. If a company is terrible then there's lots of potential. |
| I'd bank on it being more of a temporary bump. I imagine that most of the price action today is caused by Pershing Square disclosing that it added Microsoft to its portfolio. |
| INTC is who we thot they were |
| You can always count on msft to give up gains |
| 🫡 |
| 54th, we already have 51 Canada, 52 Greenland, 53 Venezuela if I recall correctly |
| MSFT finally getting laid after months of no action. |
| I will miss JPow and his "will they or won't they" tension with Jeanna Smialek during the Fed press conferences. |
| I didn’t hear no bell (NBIS, probably) |
| Calls on mods being gay for deleting my meme post |
| stocks only go up, even if they go down |
 Silicon Valley No Revenue | Radio On Internet Pied Piper team meeting with the money guy offering advice www.youtube.com |
| NVDA is doing the squiggle again. I hate the squiggle. |
| Bing is back in business |
| God I love these |
| https://i.redd.it/nnqiwvnrcmnb1.png |
| MDLN stock about to crash and burn, earnings were NOT GOOD. \n\nPE will be liquidating very soon. |
| Jpow rolled off the tongue so well what the fuck do i even call this new guy? KEVW? |
| Pershing Square investment news probably. It's also significantly lagged behind the whole rally for the last 1.5 months |
| nah 😂 |
| Excellent advice. |
| Same |
| come on get back up nbis! |
| Yup. My old boss from 10 years ago was has a bunch of this from when he worked there. He was a millionaire, then it went to shit. Hope he’s enjoying the upswing. |
| Puts on your colon |
| My 0dte NBIS puts lost 80% of their value after open, and my god if i had anything left to average down. Or not, i dont know i guess we will see if its going to hold up come crashing down today. Im holding the puts for a big drop either way. |
| Damn I panic bought more Nike 2027 far otm calls. My spider senses man |
| We must perform the ritual to summon Shrek immediately |
| PSA: oil is still cheap as fuck. |
| c'mon 🥭 just post some Pics with Pooh and we pumpin' |
| PAMP IT 🔥 |
| Msft green today lol |
| Wtf NBIS. Go up you fucking twat |
| on the dresser facing my bed |
| went all cash, have fun with the pump |
| please be so |
| Wen shrek dik? |
| Alone at the office today and I'm listening to real life scary stories and now I'm scared to go to the bathroom lmao help |
| I will say this one more time, now is the time for $NOW cbrs ipo took some air out of chips and software Gunn get some love especially after trump bought |
| Why is NOW ripping I was waiting for a dip |
| Are hedge funds holding 8.2trillion in cash a bullish thing or bearish thing |
| Major concern for bull. |
| damn this brings back memories from when i was managing our company's server infrastructure and watching msft tank right after we committed to azure migration. my boss was asking why i picked the "expensive option" while i'm watching my personal calls get destroyed same time\n\n \nbought more during that dip though because working in IT you see how embedded they are in everything. every enterprise client we worked with was running their stuff somewhere in microsoft ecosystem. sometimes market just takes time to remember fundamentals but when you're watching your portfolio bleed it feels like forever |
| Barron wrote this shit 😂 |
| https://preview.redd.it/t06ugldrfb1h1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=baf10540c38714fb7c97110db9bf2c783c88e71c\n\n |
| Yeah I'm slowly accumulating more shares. I don't know when it will pop, but it will. |
| because you bought |
| MU red and MSFT green is truly deranged |
| Would a full port NVDA 275 June 12 be regarded? Genuine question |
| almost fomo'd into MSFT then I remembered I don't self-harm |
| Its going to skyrocket next week |
| Im not even holding it at the moment, for one reason only - im in other positions already. \n\nI am, however, allergic to stupidity. its nowhere near dying and it wont die |
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| msft has a gapfill all the way to 480, it wants to get filled💦🍩 |
| 33% rate cut in 2026 👀 |
| MSFT: “inverse me daddy“ |
| someone has to explain to me how in the quantum space, the more of a shitco the company is the better?\n\nthe only company that seems to really have strong promising relationships and tech, which is INFQ, is somehow getting the absolute worst beat down even when the shitcos are going up. |
| The only get fucked option |
| It's his fault everyone |
| https://preview.redd.it/xc6t0zxpfb1h1.png?width=1179&format=png&auto=webp&s=7dcfa2b4e8a7754692e2234f85c38b1080edf755 |
| Avoiding stocks that have gone up 4-30x in a year is common sense 😀 |
| Not the day to enter anything new. Close to ATH is this profit taking? Is this a sentiment change? Who knows |
| It would make sense to just continue holding the 752 5/22 spy calls over weekend but this could very well be the weekend we go to war with Cuba so I really have to determine what an acceptable loss is |
| So 426 was the top |
| Damn happening today bulls |
| Nike 27’ OTM calls |
| SoftGenesis |
| Wait... so... what's wrong with my monitor? It used to be green... what... is this color??? |
| Been watching GENI for a while and you make solid points about the data monopoly angle. The NFL having equity stake is pretty telling - they wouldn't put skin in game if they didn't see the long term value.\n\n \nThat prediction market angle is interesting too. If sports betting keeps expanding into more states and internationally, someone has to provide all that underlying data infrastructure. Makes sense it would be the company already doing it for major leagues.\n\n \nOnly thing that makes me hesitant is how beat up the stock got after that Legend acquisition. Market clearly didn't like the dilution at first, but if guidance keeps getting raised then maybe the street was wrong on this one. |
| This is a nice dip to pick up more LUNR, APLD and WULF |
| Im over here buying nvda calls because I want to feel something. |
| Made 4.5k off MSFT today wow |
| Wild... MU dropped 10% on tuesday and pulled a full recovery by 3:30 and now 5% is the end. |
| Rolled up the covered calls on my ASTS and MSFT shares in case we plunge next week, like 75% cash otherwise |
| Please just give me 743 already PLZ\n\n |
| I'm kinda impressed with how I lost more than 10k, without options, in today's dip lol. |
| oh, finally! alright, leaps calls it is. |
| where 🥭 and Pooh pics? |
| My MSFT position is in the green what is happening |
| Bill isn't even involved in msft anymore, regard |
| Iran about to become the 53rd state. |
| Well fuck me and fuck MSFT… the day I dont buy 0dte calls on microshit, it moons… |
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| Which are you main positions? |
| Tsla where we heading today |
| My microsoft 430 calls from last month might be saved… might be. Highly doubt it. |
| Msft single handedly saved me from my spy calls loss |
| I got 50k and I’m 90% sure it’s going bankrupt |
| What's the opposite of SaaSpocalypse? |
| 4pm Eastern. It’s a lock |
| This week is my first experience with theta, holy shit is she a harsh mistress |
| 😂😂 |
| SNDK was a spin-off from a good company with a long history. Look at NBIS and Yandex. |
| What do you know, the "miners" aren't making a fucking dime from all this bullshit investment.\n\nWe are a shovel based economy now, I guess. What a joke lol.\n\nCan't wait to talk about "dark data centers" that were built but havent been used in years. |
| Lunch n pump type of day |
| Rejected 742 twice. Third time is going to tank it. |
| #GYNA: STRAIGHT BELOWS TO IRAN |
| MSFT: I said, "we going up, bitch." |
| https://preview.redd.it/i5aun2hhfb1h1.jpeg?width=1206&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0b9f2100593da46cf9150d2c4d59780a74e1ecd2 |
| Maybe he means crypto on Saturday. Were saved |