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| Not anonymous to them. You people are so confused all the time |
| So why tf is PSTG down so much today. |
| Cool! I stole it from someone else 😂 |
| wtf is happening with LPTH ah |
| Fucking Yahoo finance was stuck at $245 for a good 30 seconds\n\nGave me a heart attack |
| Looks like Sean Penn's father |
| Whatever you can imagine has been said, has been done |
| I’m just happy I didn’t go hard today and then lose service. |
| Well well well |
| It was a sign from the universe 👀 |
| Calls it is! |
| You're doing the lord's work. |
| Its different now. |
| When future techno-archeologists unearth this thread they'll place it on a podium in the middle of a museum and revere it like the Rosetta Stone. |
| Looks like a jew |
| Post up a picture of yourself |
| Wallace and gromit looking ass |
| Are you seriously doubting that *reuters* could vet industry people who export chips? |
| Wouldnt be a conspiracy then would it |
| Crypto usually leads war |
| Well, I called it. It went up the day after I sold it. 10% on the day. Bingo. |
| *“The only kind of people I want counting my money are short guys that wear yarmulkes every day.”*\n\nDonald Trump in 1991\n\nhttps://www.politico.com/magazine/story/2015/08/the-absolute-trumpest-121328/ |
| HOOD is so trash |
| If you're interested in trades get your A&P licence and work on jets. it. pays great and they are hiring. 2 years schooling and you start usually at 60-70k and top out within five or so years near or over 100k. Schedule can be shit for the first few years but after that it can be great. im not one but have a few friends that are and they seem to be relatively happy with the career. |
| The blackjack strategy never fails. |
| He does look greasy |
| Give the full quote, it's so much worse |
| Too well shaven. |
| All will likely happen I agree |
| https://preview.redd.it/k5k1b2ff5edg1.jpeg?width=609&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5c47500b284546feec1997f3ae2b2d78bb325763 |
| Silver miners and pray they catch up to silver's parabolic run. (At this point i doubt they'll do) |
| True, true. |
| Of course not. Bannon would never drink with a Jew. |
| Not the fent fold at the open home |
| Money makers hate this one simple trick |
| Have you seen the fund sizes? Do you know how fund size is correlated with liquidity? You retard |
| Looks like the Keebler elf |
| But streaks bro |
| How can you say their products are dogshit? How come Celestial AI’s photonic fabric (using Poet platforms) was just bought by Marvel for $5 billion? What are your thoughts on Poet’s Blazar? |
| XAR |
| yeah ight |
| Would genuinely be the funniest thing ever |
| Are also the guy that bought my calls at the top? |
| https://preview.redd.it/gpz0a0pa5edg1.jpeg?width=1320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=953896af29edecd2af5afa4e4928fbfd498f6408 |
| This is way too flattering a photo. He’s 310 years older now than in this pic |
| Still holding? |
| His bags arent fully packed yet |
| You got an LOL out of a random internet stranger. I'd give you an award but my trading account is down 20%. |
| Fraud-o MoneyBaggins |
| Looks like a negative interest rates kind of a guy! |
| nooticing |
| I'm gonna need a threat of nuclear war overnight and then have it resolved by open |
| https://www.reddit.com/r/Dominos/s/o3r6WtvdtJ |
| Of course, a tiny hat wearer |
| 🫵\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/bn58xrc65edg1.png?width=1283&format=png&auto=webp&s=63f9aa07271053ca26a0417787adfa16beadb1e4 |
| What pullback? |
| That’s how you know it’s fake |
| Let my people fed chair! |
| This guy in a heartbeat over Hassett |
| Finally someone who will bend the knee like a good little puppet |
| $rklb 🫡 |
| Just double your bet every time you lose |
| solid play |
| NVDA will heat the universe to its death |
| Nice hat. Our greatest ally. |
| Ouch. Paypal is fuckin nuts dude, I've been burned on that too. \n\nI just don't fucking get how META is this shit. It's a MAG7 stock with the lowest P/E ratio, yet it shits the bed more often and more steeply than fucking Tesla with P/E through the damn roof. |
| Rotation will come back around, but as someone with minimal tech it’s been a sold half month |
| Why is the coinbase CEO trying to rug crypto. Is he regarded AF?! wtf |
| Is recycling polypropylene even worth the hassle at these crude oil prices, though? |
| We pulled back already, just not as bad |
| Looks like Dave Thomas fucked Boris Johnson |
| It’s completely over valued. It’s time to start building a short position. They’re gonna nvda smear campaign soon. |
| Underrated stock, KRUS aka KURA Sushi 🍣 going to keep pumping to $100+ |
| Had-bullah |
| Serious question, when you say that, do you mean physically own? Because, if the USD crashes, they can just deny you ever purchased anything. Who is going to enforce it, when the people doing the enforcing are being paid. |
| WTF PRO MAX ULTRA O\_O |
| Imma buy this oil dip, i think mango is misdirecting the Iranians like he did with the nuclear site strikes. Mango loves to be unpredictable. |
| Might open at 50, who’s to say |
| Wait... Rick Rieder is a straight up OG. He is the best guy for the long term markets and I think he keeps us from a pullback in H1. He is over qualified and there is no way Trump would ever pick him. He is too alpha male and Trump would not be able to push him around like K Feds.\n\nAlso, this dude drips testosterone and has bodies in his past. He goes hard in the paint |
| Jokes aside, didn’t Trump once say that Blackrock was problematic? |
| buy some flair |
| 1am |
| Which dwarf was Dopey again? |
| Doubt. |
| Emperor Saddam Hussein Corrino IV. |
| Yeah wtf. Should I roll my covered calls on it or let them go? Never seen this before. |
| Bros about to help his buddy Frodo deliver the one ring |
| After multiple trades and careful tracking, i have come up with a strategy that has a 50% win rate and 1:1 Risk to reward. Nobel in math when? |
| what kinda hat is that |
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| Regular size Hasbulla |
| So will VZ follow their network tomorrow or do we moon? |
| Trump be like: \n* |
| Lol |
| I’ll have what he’s smoking |
| My precious metal calls thank you, kind retarded POTUS! |
| Donald Trump Fuckers? |
| Lu He Jee needs to get everyone! |
| Momentum is a thing and all the shit i listed has it. (Plus space and defense, but by dear lord screw nvidia) |
| Metthew these look amazin |
| Nvda will stay between 180-190 range until the heat death of the universe |
| Is that a tiny hat? |
| Agree to disagree |
| I bought poet and uamy calls yesterday. Finally i got lucky |
| Eiffel towered? *Please don't be about gay porn* |
| "We’ve been told that killing in Iran is stopping—it has stopped, that has just gotten to me, some information, that the killing has stopped, that the executions have stopped—they are not going to have an execution, which a lot of people were talking about for the last couple of days. Today was going to be the day of execution" |
| He looks like Barney Gumble |
| These are the hard hitting financial questions that got this sub cited in the Wall Street Journal. \n\nClown shit. Clown shit all around. |
| This guy looks like a Temu version of the greasy, pimply Bill Murray from Osmosis Jones that has a P*do Kid Rock germ in him |
| Ive been bag holding since last year, they better land that ship the 3rd time!!!!!!!!!!🤌 |
| Haters gonna hate. Good on ya |
| If we can keep dropping at a rate of .1 per hour til open thatd be nice |
| Even if it works, you'll just keep gambling until you're broke...\n\n\n\n\nPlay the options on the investopedia simulator instead. |
| Yeah, and probably the dollar will go to 0, and then into negative numbers. And AI will steal everybody's jobs and the sun will die. \n\nLol fucking bears... |
| Lucky boy |
| Wait till 69.69k atleast |
| Time for the rotation to reverse! |
| When was this |
| Bears have it? |
| Another day another silver W |
| So we’re still due for a 30% pullback? |
| Haha true, though it's a nice contrast with the orange and red colors |
| Good god 😂 |
| Which market? The one that you keep losing money in trying to be a WSB trader? Or the one that you should be investing in right now? |
| Time for a 3rd |
| yes there will be an end, silver repricing to 90$ as a new floor is a possible end to this rally. \n\nwhat's your rationale behind this number tho? it's already trading now at 93$ per oz, you think temporary top is in and we have hit the new floor? |
| No |
| Reminder: silver has never been more valuable than gold. In the entire history of humans considering both metals valuable. \n\nBut that won’t stop the shillvers from telling you it’s gonna happen…this year. |
| https://preview.redd.it/izf0lz9m4edg1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=21d27fc7791f5afd20a7fc1bb2e80cd28540f959 |
| Yes |
| Probably make the new guy change the name to the Federal Trump Reserve |
| It’s over dude |
| We're cooked. Gird your loins brothers. It's going to get wild. |
| The fourth: Shai Temu |
| Crypto usually leads tech |
| It really is all bullshit isn’t it? |
| Eddie Money |
| I misread this as, "Dude heard what you were thinking with ears like those." |
| Yeah I have no idea what he's talking about either |
| Calm will prevail tomorrow. All is right in the world. Buy calls (except SLV) |
| Damn it u right😑 |
| It really is all bullshit isn’t it? |
| I like you 😘 |
| How about just stay in Spy because it's outperformed all the shit you listed in its whole history.\n\nChasing the high of metals rn lol |
| He'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today... |
| UNDER ONE BANNER |
| Weedstonk |
| idek why i asked you regards |
| Silver is the new NVDA. It is better than leather jacket! And if you have silver, you get all the tits, No need to sign anything! |
| “Paper losses” and “should have covered” - isn’t it what big boys are teaching retail traders when they manipulate the prices? And now they come out crying somebody should compensate for our losses lol\n\nHasn’t same shit happened to all US Treasuries holders around 2022 and as a consequence some banks collapsed? And in 2025 right around a large batch of treasuries issuance US credit rating was lowered. Nobody sued GOV/FED however, business as usual. Pretty typical for the market value to fluctuate, bond holders aren’t promised any market value at any point whatsoever. The contract is interest payment and face value payout at expiration, pretty simple. |
| To MARS! |
| They’re 1/3 Rubios. |
| Kinda like AOC belongs at a strip club |
| Looks like president jimble is hiring his brother, good thing the "money president" is living up to his name. |
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| Gold is safer imo. Silver could go down 30% any moment. |
| Ominous day - probably will have a couple -30% days soon with complete annihilation of the indices |
| Do your own DD and technical work stop relying on online FUD genius |
| I have yet to understand what made u so sure back when IPO happened that this will rocket this hard\n\nAlso how new were you to investing back then |
| No you don't understand, this is the future, some other regards told him so. |
| Don’t do that for options… |
| Do it, and post the loss porn…. |
| Way too healthy. |
| One of us! |
| SLV might open at 90 |
| Bout to go into meta and noc |
| All of the ultra right wing get married to foreign women, including Donald, JDV and Miller |
| Based on what I learned from MSA and SMT they are leaning towards at least $200 silver. MSA says it could go as high as $500 at the peak.\n\nTake it with a grain of salt, that is the wise thing, but considering all the fundamentals it is truly possible.\n\nSilver miners typically do better than the silver, averaging 1.5x roughly. If Silver does do 10x it's previous all time high there is a good chance of silver miners doing 15x or more. \n\nSIL and the XAU have only recently broken through their all time highs. This has a long way to go.\n\n \nI myself am in high Beta silver miners, riskier but better returns. |
| Former Blackrock guy. Fuck him. |
| What the fuck is this shit |
| 6 have not yet qualified. |
| Ahahahahahahahahahahaha |
| If you figure silver will drop ~50% it can probably still rise to $140 and then settle in $70 range |
| Wallace & grommet. Wallace’s fat faschie brother. |
| Domino’s spinach & feta cheese pizza |
| Sorry to hear that, man. If it makes you feel any better, in 2021 I sold 2 puts on PYPL at 230, got assigned, and I’ve been holding ever since. Honestly this is part of the reason why I’ve been so depressed over the past few years. Looking at a 35k unrealized loss for years will change a person for the worse |
| He looks too human in this. |
| US default when |
| Slow and steady is the name of the game. 680 tomorrow, 675 day after |
| Defense stocks |
| Naah, just range bound |
| coke and hookers |
| Smart getting the physical that early, nice call there |
| Imagine not buying Truthsocial ETFs because you hate 🥭 😂 up 7%.\n\nGonna get hate for this but yolo. |
| Wait Meta is back to 615 LOL no way |
| That's a good name for a crypto token.\n\nAaaaaanyway, contracts are a thing though.... |
| Wendy's had to let the chump go. |
| We will revisit this in a year u or someone else already set a reminder bot lol \nPlus a board member of mstr purchased $800k (5,000 shares) @155 on Monday I doubt it’s going lower but hey what do I know I’m regarded 🤷🏻♂️ |
| hahahaha |
| Too bad Robinhood doesn’t let you hold till end of the day… they force sell at 3:30-3:45 |
| Lol you’re acting like knowing the biggest futures exchange is a flex. Obviously I know what CME is. Your conclusion seems way too cut-and-dry is all I’m saying. |
| have that already, 2 actually you bum |
| ROFLMAO imagine having a name that rhymes with dick rider. |
| Ya know what, you ain't wrong.\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/hp06qjx74edg1.jpeg?width=195&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=27e2f1c00bccc50ee661d2ec0b3646a1d22287eb |
| OMG, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Fuck Blackrock. |
| so…do you bleed cum? |
| Meta is such a shit srock when will it go up |
| Photoshopped picture, also thats 1:1 like accusing any arab of sending money back to Iran, or Hispanic of funding Cuba lol fucking moronic asf |
| What happened to Powell? |
| "don't fight the market"\nI trade like I have beef with the market. |
| MSTR |
| 48 |
| He looks like he gives sloppy blowjobs for crack. |
| That's how you get rid of the competition |
| Probably get a job. |
| Shite Hulud |
| Bitch looks like he should be at a “bigboy” |
| https://preview.redd.it/seix2pz54edg1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=026445707928d329b9c0f688a3b3ceeb71925382 |
| SLV or USAR |
| Last time silver rallied this hard the pullback had people crying 😭 |
| Yo fuck you too. At least he's not some ancient loli I'm worshipping. |
| Another Isreali Zionist |
| Your mom. |
| 1am EST |
| Holy fuck the loony bin had a jail break. Bat shit folks are screaming "it's happening." Others are showing us airplanes without any origin or destination. This is Sunday's greenland crying all over again. |
| He's got the right hat for the job. |
| I've got like 200 shares of META with an average cost of 672....I'm so fucked dude. \n\nEarnings might save me, or might turbo fuck me into 2028. |
| Why? |
| I seriously need some deep red tomorrow and I ain't gonna get it |
| Wen will europoor nuke US stock market🤔 |
| Damn they've been killing it and a 3.4% divvy i need to grab some lol |
| Those bitches will be DTF and looking to breed. \n\nTime to corrupt the world with more of my offspring. |
| photoshopped picture, and whats up with the open hate against Jews |
| I aspire to do something similar but hopefully profit |
| 2,200 buying power, what would you do |
| So, wrong |
| Please do! |
| What time |
| https://preview.redd.it/eao4wbsz3edg1.jpeg?width=728&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=349295f0f6df174fbffdc88e7527576398f351fd |
| Theres so many variables in favor of buying silver than against it rn. The combination of Samsung silver batteries, global fiat printing, China dropping exports, decreased mining output, and increased solar production are all driving the price up. There's too much derivative traffic on this metal for my risk profile. Gold looks decent fwiw. |
| Is this true? |
| ofc the little hat |
| The conspiracy theorists will have a field day if Reider is appointed from Blackrock. |
| we've come full circle |
| Well, did you cancel your Verizon phone plan or not? |
| My account is green today. But reading all these post looks like the world just ended. |
| Nothing wrong with NVDA either. |
| Puts on America |
| I'm stacked to the titties in SHLD and EUAD. It's my main holding other than cash and some random little shit. |
| PM back at $171\n\nWe are so fucked |
| Hood ded? |
| photoshopped picture, but anything to fit the narrative amiright |
| SPY/NFLX/META gaped me |
| 🇮🇱🇮🇱 |
| Puts on grindr. Just lost half their user base |
| 42 teams qualified for the summer WC. \n\n15 out of those have been banned from entering the US. lol. |
| mmm i love closeted DL trade |
| CIO of Global Fixed Income at Blackrock, also used to work at Lehman Brothers |
| You can't go wrong with that logic. https://i.imgur.com/MST364pl.png |
| Buy the rumor, sell the news, kiddos |
| The concern is more about their ability to meet obligations to companies like ORCL and keep spending, not whether they will win the race or not.\n\nLosing the race ultimately in a few years won't impact the market today. |
| Cool I’ll buy puts on defense and calls on tech tomorrow 🙏 |
| I prefer to wake up to surprise shrek dick in my ass. |
Here's the original, without the fake baseball cap.\n\n reuters.com www.reuters.com |
| Who is "they" in the greenlighting? |
| SCHD hit $29 today and hasn't corrected, the alarms are blaring my guy |
| SPY 700 tomorrow |
| wtaf lmaaaaaoooooo |
| photoshopped image makes you draw conclusions rq |
| 1) the Dollar tanked\n2) trump didnt magically make the stock market better. it was going to be like this regardless if potus is trump or Harris\n3) he's going to start ww3 |
| Wait are they today or in 24hrs |
| The demand on the enterprise side is there because execs are pushing everyone to use AI and are going so far as hiring people who can use AI to make themselves more productive. The view from the c suites of cloud customers is that if we can’t benefit from AI it’s because our workers aren’t adapting fast enough. Execs will chase efficiency gains for a while.\n\nThe issue for Oracle is that model inference and applications will continue to get more and more efficient and require less demand of underlying infrastructure |
| Yeah man I do it all the time. Just a little early to the move in a lot of cases and encure a hell of a draw down. Trade is solid always but damn sure will draw down a mile as well |
| https://preview.redd.it/mex09n7q3edg1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a862574b174107d0af095673fec8251ff5740b02 |
| The chemical/liquid should be orange. It’ll be more accurate lol |
| photoshopped picture btw |
| That’s also assuming Ik what I’m doing |
| 😂 |
| Still early in the long run |
| That's a cartoon character right? |
| BREAKING: “Truth Social to release exclusive DATING APP for single Americans, in an effort to bolster national birth rate. Subscription plans will also be available with the premium tier known as Truth Social Patriot+.” |
| Or down 15% like last time |
| Yeah, the current market is very difficult to follow up with. |
| Don’t spam that 💩 ticker here |
| Frequently is. |
| Facts. But if you can scalp some verts at minimum with time remaining those are the best 😂 |
| Got my fucking cheeks clapped again today. Fuck this stupid ass market. Shit drops enough so my calls are worthless then recovers. Same shit not wrong just early. 🤬 |
| i really hope that you are right on this one mate |
| Calls tomorrow thanks |
| As long he keeps his wits about the interest rates and looks at the long term goal of controlling inflation and managing rate cuts as desired, I don’t care what he looks like or what his dietary preferences are. \n\nThe 8 regional chairs will balance out the vote of the fed reserve chair. jpow has done his best to Trump proof the Fed |
| Green penis on shld getting bigger\n\nIm sure its nothing tho |
| Don’t do it lil bro |
| Looks like he shouldn’t be left alone with children |
| Spent some time arguing with an idiot here who thinks the protests in Iran are for the government and the reason they shut the internet is because the zionists are enticing riots... \n\n\nSo I look at this guy's posting and it looks like he has low testosterone... I guess reddit is really just full of Bots and Incels and it's not worth wasting effort trying to entertain any of them...\n\nAnyway... SLV Calls for the obvious play or Puts because you guys always call the top? |
| Whoah check out the big brain on Brad |
| We are screwed. |
| So that tiny cap stock i bought a cc on at presicely break even that gained 2.5%, receded back to its 4 month price, precisely break even once again. The real question is, why havent i been called yet? |
| Dude literally looks like a bug |
| JPow is a Trump appointee lol. |
| Watch for insurance company stocks and how they have been doing in the last week/month/year |
| Any jerkoff can print money. |
| As of today up $20k since December\n\n \nMy defense stocks, SLV, and dividend stocks are all absolutely mooning\n\nIf you're still heavy in tech trades you are in danger |
| oh shit, we are fucked |
| why's your asshole busted out like that |
| very smart, full port always works hard |
| Why you guys prefer silver vs gold? |
| photoshopped, original picture has no yarmulke at all |
| Subsection of bear. Still hairy, but whereas a bear generates his power through sheer mass alone, the otter generates his power through extraordinary quickness, cunning, and skill. |
| INFLATION GOES BRRRRRRR |
| I put mine in VXUS |
| So stocks dropped because we’re banning public officials from trading |
According to polymarket, he's at 8%\n\nHere's his official website, with a 'better' picture. \n Rick Rieder | BlackRock Rick Rieder is BlackRock's Chief Investment Officer of Global Fixed Income and a member of BlackRock’s Global Executive Committee. Read his bio. www.blackrock.com |
| The bag 7 are legit the main things pulling spy down. |
| I got you my boy |
| Looks like Jewish Gérard Depardieu |
| Of course he wears a tiny hat. |
| Or the Shire |
| Oh he’s definitely going to juice it. |
| Come on bulls get back in here and spam that buy button |
| Yeah that's technobabble for investors, not what their actual products are. Their own "shattering the memory wall" marketing material just describes a high throughput, short range (2km, which is too short for the data centers the hyperscalers are actually building btw), grey, LR4/DR4, optical transceiver. |
| https://preview.redd.it/hopo6nkh3edg1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6c40d809a1832188c9bcc0f001d18931a264ae4a\n\nI'm sleeping sound today 🤡 |
| I thought for sure this was some second rate character on some BBC 80’s sitcom. His character drinks excessively and hates the ol’ ball and chain. |
| Jpod can remain on as the board of governers past trumps term. honestly I wouldn't be surprised if jpow breaks tradition and refuses to step down and block the seat |
| I think i will buy Meta put every day until I lose money |
| There are gards who are still waiting for SLV pullback 😂 |
| Snowflake, Zscaler, crowdstrike, Spotify, Netflix, meta (this is what I’d be buying). |
| they should start offering credit applications on anything more than 4 items |
| They are going to strike somewhere in the desert and claim victory. Puts on camels |
| Don’t sell bro |
| Looks like Boris Circumcised Johnson |
| You'll be surprised.\n\nWhen next chair prints more money than Powell, the memes will come. |
| “Dodging bad vibes in my drop top rover. 🎵” |
| market is exhausted and needs good catalyst to go up, we dont have any this week at least |
| # ORACLOL |
| Then it dropped and there’s this little thing called calls. I’m very confident in the company. |
| Hold on, let this man cook |
| 1-10 MinTE |
| I think imma start buying ETF for my retirement accounts. I'm less likely to panic sell\n\nUFO SHLD SETM |
| When is V |
| A tiny hat? We're doomed. |
| I have SLV and ZSL on my watchlist and clicked the wrong one |
| My asshole hurts |
| Bro could of held for 5 more minute and 300% those calls that sucks |
| yeah the vibe is right since its a photoshopped pic nobody is questioning lmfao |
| He is the Quizcrack HalfErect!! |
| Are you getting paid by the link? Shut the front door. |
| That was me I pranked call a big order |
| I made 80% on my LUNR stocks and am currently out. definitely thinking of buying more if it dips again. I think it could be really strong (as long as they can land their rockets) |
| Michael Burry responded to my craigslist ad looking for someone to mow my lawn. "$30 is $30", he said as he continued to mow what was clearly the wrong yard. My neighbor and I shouted at him but he was already wearing muffs. Focused dude. He attached a phone mount onto the handle of his push mower. I was able to sneak a peek and he was browsing Zillow listings in central Wyoming. He wouldn't stop cackling.\n\nThat is to say, Burry has his fingers in a lot of pies. He makes sure his name is in all the conversations.\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| im going to turn people to goo when i get in power |
| I never could get the hang of Thursdays. |
| Guess michael burry got a little bit more careful about perfectly timing the market top. |
| One of us |
| exactly who i expected. |
| . |
| Every. Single. Day. \n\nOne of these days, surely it’ll mean something I’m sure /s |
| I wanted to find out what’s going on in the world, so I listened to you and checked the BBC. \n\nNever again! |
| Full port into $WEN confirmed |
| So is prison |
| Interesting to see. Renewed faith by smart money they can pay their debt back? Going to be the most importantly ER (for me) this qtr. |
| The fak is goin on with spy ? It’s having the jimmies 😂 |
| Yo… |
| Silver is basically money maker |
| you know shits real bad when even wsb have moral standard |
| I'm hoping the metal boom continues -- I'm quite exposed to them at the moment. The puts looking like they may be cooked lmao.\n\nI think they call it a "hedge". Dunno, sounds ghey |
| 🥭 heard he needed a West Bank president... |
| Give it time, impatient one. |
| And i bet the seller is probobly naked too |
| Marco Rubio |
| simping for Jerome is next level cringe |
| Hopefully this guy doesn’t follow the Talmud |
| https://preview.redd.it/wpziut373edg1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3ddd33715b82f958e3bb7fec5a263afd72c73b68\n\nuncanny resemblance |
| Scratch off lottery tickets are like $20 call options that expire in 5 years if you don't cash them in |
| Pizza index 👀 |
| I'm so bullish on silver that it's making me hard |
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| All hail Robonia, a land I didn't make up! |
| !banbet META +10% 2w |
| Who’s staying up for TSMC earnings |
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| They going the wrong way |
| He looks kosher |
| Jpow is not a yes-man and he may not be everyone’s bag but I think he does decent job trying to be bipartisan and making data driven decisions. |
| Everyone knows these are all the warm ups to China taking Taiwan. \n\nThen the party starts |
| Kudos. Today is probably the one and only time I ever considered making a big move (SLV has been so generous) but I didnt and stayed safe and am actually kinda mad at myself lol. Im usually so careful but I could've gotten a bit more! Smdh a win is still a win I guess |
| Dividend stocks are for like actual recessions generally. |
| That's Hasbulla |
| photoshopped picture |
| USD getting fully pegged |
| It came up on my messages, my bad my boy. |
| Eh I disagree… I think it still would have been pretty solid either way. That’s just my opinion though. |
| Might hop into a crude oil futures play here tonight |
| Omg thanks for the laugh |
| https://preview.redd.it/oxp7jnl13edg1.jpeg?width=150&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=25ba287784c88c5d986cf269485d975aa016b894 |
| hey, i am up 200% since april 🙂 |
| E-RAN |
| Wait this can't be fucking real. Is this true?? |
| What a dumb way to lose money slowly. |
| 6 months ago the stock was about $7.50. It's now $8 |
| He looks like he should be in this sub not being the chairman of the Federal Reserve lmfao. |
| Good enough to post, good enough to take. |
| All i see is a very flat line |
| Kinda looks like he could be Jeremy clarksons younger brother. |
| Japanese approach |
| didn't have "drunk jew" on my bingo card |
| You uh…didn’t see what happened last time? You literally included that graph in the second screenshot \n\nFor the love of god you’re retarded, you’re not a genius, take the money |
| Day 300 of asking the US Navy to let me fly one of their fighter jets\n\nWhy are they being like this, like it's not that serious bro let me fly that sucker |
| I guess I'm going back to April of last year. The credit cap situation makes me feel exceptionally bullish on XYZ, UPST, SOFI, etc |
| Glitch in simulation |
| Came here to make sure this is a top comment. Can’t upvote this enough. \n\nDespite being orange that ma is transparent as all get out |
| Damn remember when META was about to hit $800 |
| Wow, thanks! |
| He just realized his new strategy |
| For real though he’s probably the best choice which is exactly why he won’t get the job. Plus he’s a Coke fiend from all the interviews I’ve seen him give he’s always sniffling and rubbing that nose. |
| He looks a little tall for a Hobbit: |
| Did he know Lou by any chance? |
| Im tired of seeing that fucking flag somehow tied to every major position of power in US politics, banking, and entertainment. |
| Difference is the space x ipo, until it goes public the sky is the limit. |
| BAHAHAHAHHA |
| What if Iran was a distraction and the real play was war with Denmark lmao |
| Which Gold? Stein, Farb or Man? |
| No new fed chair is going to be as memeable as jpow, going to miss that guy |
| META will surge at least 12% after the earnings call in a couple weeks. Do with this info what you will. |
| Yall see that closing candle on light crude?\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/3xfvu8cv2edg1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c888b29ef3bb5508c7da508241a749e172c70d64 |
| Now that is a hit! |
| I always buy long positions and as soon as they are in profit i set SL on entry and tell myself to let this run for multiple days. As soon as its up 1-2k I cant hold myself back and close this stuff. On the other side with losers I usually hold them way too long. |
| Boofing Buddies |
| He looks like he belongs in the corner of a wendys being a creeper |
| i be doin tricks on it |
| Ahh yes another wall kisser |
| How we feeling on BAC calls? They cheap as dirt |
| What’s the point of more computing power when their models have fallen behind even MSFT is using claude now. He can partner with zuck on the most unused compute hoarded |
| ruh oh |
| Call? |
| Again? |
| Qqq 625 |
| He is a brilliant man and has expertly run one of the biggest asset bases to excellent returns.\n\nAs the saying goes ‘don’t judge a book by its cover’.\n\nHe would make an excellent Fed Chair as he has a business sense that trained academics don’t have. |
| That's some wild prejudice there, brother. |
| Kevin Hassert is a dawg and you’re financially ignorant if you don’t immediately see that. |
| Samwise Gamgee’s Old Gaffer. |
| This dude looks like the mascot for Adobe Acrobat nomsayin'? |
| I just started my losing streak |
| That guy who bought the 3 year spy puts in october for a quarter million still has.. (checks calender) 2.5 years. |
| would have likely been a miserable play had donal trump not won presidency |
| Praying to God that Big Don glasses the bulls tomorrow |
| Fuck James Dolan |
| Sure, Trump’s “choice”. More like the Epstein/Mossad kompromat program is still producing results |
| Dawg, stop playin |
| 20x average is extreme, but the miners are lagging -- yes. They're currently priced \~$50/oz so either they gap up or silver gaps down. The prices will eventually converge tho.\n\nI'm in SIL leaps right now. |
| Silver is the fucked in the head tbh |
| I haven't talked to a single person who isn't delusional outside of politics with your enthusiasm for this idiot, lol |
| Looks a lot like the homeless guy who offered to jump my car last night while I waited for my Wendy’s order.\n\nThe car that clearly didn’t need a jump.. |
| I enjoy your use of "my boy", me hearty!\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/k8dx1m2n2edg1.jpeg?width=790&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3289b6ac5e128151662ea3496663867a62be1113 |
| No news on sc tariffs. Mango and Vance made fools out of themselves to delegation from Greenland and Denmark. Germany and a bunch of Scandinavian troops are moving to Greenland to defend it from US. Gold, silver, foreign equities went up. Flight to safety mixed in with some rotation and rejection of US tech sector. Lot of people are really upset here, kinda seeing a shift in tone. |
| The drunk uncle. |
| SHLD nice lil shrek\n\nIm sure its nothing tho |
| That's oddly specific. |
| All the income, no expenditures on things like "service" and "functionality," so it's pure profit. |
| AKA wingut... Big ears and hollow inside. |
| Dont they have a 13% VAT on it |
| https://preview.redd.it/x74byvci2edg1.jpeg?width=1276&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aeec5d07306aaf0d4da683fbeb9bc362ccec3acc\n\nBro a whale just bought almost a million Worth of calls… |
| This guy plays Sim City ⬆️ |
| Ofc he has the little hat |
| Just grab some RKLB if you want to moon |
| #I hereby rename Mag 7 to Shit 7 LMAO🤌 |
| Thank you RKLB |
| Having an extra chromosome helps |
| It's crazy how I wake up and everyone's acting like the world is ending but it's just another Thursday |
| https://x.com/i/status/2011551567561048111\n\nCrypto might just rug pull on this |
| I think I'm going to ruin the sliver bull run by buying calls tomorrow. |
| !remindme 45 days |
| It was so fucking stupid I didn't even think it *wasn't* parody until I read your comment. We're beyond cooked. Properly deep-fried. |
| Now what happened |
| Thanks for the explanation |
| You don't have any other sources of Internet? I'd have gone to Starbucks or something |
| #Equal weight index was actually green today LMAO🤌 |
| Will hopefully turn $10k into $20k tomorrow.\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/y6enmhpi2edg1.png?width=2244&format=png&auto=webp&s=8ae76e052b4d8135b8e63722cc26dc13e67e37c7 |
| Chief O’Brian looking mf |
| Looks like Steve Bannon's drinking buddy |
| Iran airspace near empty |
| Think im just gonna start flipping amazon return pallets fuk this shet. |
| The man in this picture 100% did not kill himself |
| Rip. |
| Looks like a Jewish leprechaun |
| He looks like a mix between Michael Madsen and Woody Allen |
| True. If you’re lucky they’ll even make sure you never have to worry about anything again |
| RTX Corporation -> `198.019` (3.939 / 2.03%) |
| !p rtx |
| Ooh la la, monsieur! |
| Think bigger bro\n\n500 bagger |
| It's like Shai Hulud from Temu |
| True. He likes them young. |
| Nothing wrong with MSG |
| F |
| Why are his eyes so close together? |
| https://preview.redd.it/g3ot9tcd2edg1.jpeg?width=900&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=22bbe23a1b090354fcccfc0622aa613c0ad6655d\n\nA real life Wallace |
| I mean, it was a good call. Becouse if you had bought those puts theres a very good chance that spy wouldve stabalized. They were so expensive before the big drop that even a 20 cents gain would have cut them down by 20%. Jane street knows how to play this game, you dodged a bullet friend 👍 |
| https://preview.redd.it/xli44bsd2edg1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a80f95602cdd35c0bcb7953fbfa420e19a81047a |
| https://preview.redd.it/wwl6p21d2edg1.jpeg?width=376&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=535b2ace70f1ea6ca1d05d5d11e459036d209ea7 |
| 34 convictions, you do the math |
| Holy inbreeding |
| This one pizzas |
| Netflix you had me at exit liquidity |
| I think you will find he'll be the opposite |
| How does one accidentally buy shares instead of shorting 😭 |
| Zionist are taking over bullish of pltr |
| Why is milk trending? |
| https://preview.redd.it/lkwz8be72edg1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=62ab23e18e4377a8b77ef20a70ee42a63d06810e\n\nI bought them to recover losses from META calls |
| Really regretting missing the flight on PL smdh |
| We are fucked. |
| Well at least we know gold is headed higher |
| When is silver monstrosity going to end? It just can’t be this easy to make money |
| Now this is the guy I’d expect to absolutely tank the us economy, bring it on baby. |
| ya nobody knows yet, no internet there just 2nd hand questionable reports for now |
| Yah... but you can't go wrong with certain weights! |
| Post a screenshot here on Friday or Ban |
| OP's photo is a photo shop. reuters.com www.reuters.com |
| Clinton's not the one who (allegedly, ahem) did the sucking |
| You know way too much. I trade based on hunches backed by little to nothing. |
| # It's happening!!! |
| Dude looks like he tries to go to the moon because it looks like\nCheese |
| I need PATH to do a RKLB and go to the moon. Please and thank you |
| Judging by his face, the markets looks bearish 📉📉📉 |
| https://preview.redd.it/131nvoj82edg1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=20635c56d18524bafb8b4453e7b1c4a8d0bd9da9 |
| We ride brother |
| Something always happens... |
| I took a fat shit |
| Okay, I’ve made $400K on $POET in the last 6 months and this is just getting started😎 |
| I tried to short silver yesterday and accidentally bought SLV shares instead and made money. That’s how fucking parabolic this thing is going. |
| Shorted QQQ again at 619.7; rebound is weak and more downside ahead. |
| Fish n\n\n# chips |
| I love it when a plan comes together lol |
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| Behind Wendy with Trump behind him |
| Going to closely monitor USAR, looks like a short squeeze is building up. WYFI also unexpectedly gained momentum today |
| Boy o boy, this one is really trying to sit on top of a rocket and hoping m.g > Fn while in reality Fn is like 10000 x m.g LOL |
| some people pay good money to get cuffed and beat up, these guys get it for free! |
| Big chilling |
| detainees do get laid a lot |
| What in the otter fuck indeed, my mustelid friend. |
| ##Holy shit, we were just upgraded to "something might happen" from "nothing ever happens" on the happening meter. |
| Iran is getting nuked |
| I can honestly some GameStop stock boom equivalents here. Silver has a ton of industry-wide use cases, available stores internationally seem stretched, and it’s simple enough of a concept (silver = lower barrier to entry than gold with similar premises) for retail investors to swarm in. While I’m not expecting bitcoin-level rises, I could see a valuation of >$300 if retail investors catch on that it’s a uniquely positioned commodity to be rising in value extremely quickly given the current needs. |
| You misspelled ASTS |
| this sub is gonna hate seeing $CRWV at $200 again |
| I thought with new tax code I would get more in my paycheck and it’s actually lower than last year wtf |
| Chairman position was promised to him 3000 years ago |
| > but back to $73?\n\nYou mean the price that it was at 3 trading days ago?\n\nThese are absolutely gonna expire worthless. But with a march 31st expiry, maybe the world comes to an end and they print right before we all die |
| They really are taking over aren't they |
| So buy Wendy's? Is that what you're saying? |
| Atleast he didn't sell naked calls |
| That looks like the guy who slept with your momma. |
| As soon as I saw the yarmulke this quote came to mind. Ben Carson, a Black neurosurgeon, was put in charge of urban housing for that exact same reason. |
| Oh fuck this position is toxic |
| I live in Japan and just woke up. Can someone fill me in and what happened while I was asleep? |
| I told you swinging dicks LMT was the play. About to plow through $600 tomorrow. |
| Dude for real, fuck the Clinton legacy, set the world back in order and admit you got 2 blow jobs while in office. |
| Looks like port only went up 6.5k today\n\nnot great, not terrible |
| Try holding BABA since 2021 |
| There's absolutely no way theres the Israeli flag behind the next fed chair\n\nReal life cannot be this stupid |
| ChatGPT said taco bell is good when volatile day because better to damage your buttole than account |
| One of us |
| Went to Panda Express for lunch. They had a sign over the menu: No MSG. No NVDA. |
| U.S defense stocks popping off |
| CRWV couldn’t be stopped even with the CEO pandering. |
| I lost $325 and I'm fucken excited about it! Was down $1250! |
| Not at 2:00 and same day expiry 😂😂😂 |
| Underperforming sp500 drastically. Trouble is everyone here is like a 12 year old, prolly is a 12 year old, and only wants to "invest" in robots and space and megabrains instead of boomer dividend paying profitability |
| My physical is from 2018, my paper ETFs are from a year ago. Took a pretty large capital gain on half. |
| Maybe you are right in which case MSFT might go up slightly idk\n\nI do remember it tanked 20% when it was around 480 and then bounced back within a month |
| In software engineering we have this meme about the "selling shovels" advice\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/1ssi9w0w1edg1.jpeg?width=941&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f9c37d0fb7d3cd7db4980ecee92ae5cdf4012de1 |
| Verizon wireless svcs was down for half the day and I trade on my phone |
| Getting detained by ICE is like a free vacation |
| Bot account. 14 days old |
| The empire is falling in front of our fucking eyes. |
| I need NVDA at 200 this month otherwise I am cooked. |
| When I take profits instead of letting cash sit there I buy long dated GLD and SLV calls. Regardless of the price since it's technically a DCA and then when there a dip for a stock I like I sell some to buy. |
| israel be always fcking up my calls with this war mongering bullshit. fck them, no wars for israel. |
| Stealing. |
| What kind of moron would replace a gigachad like Jerome Powell with this jabroni?! |
| Nonsense. But if you want to keep reading specifically about the memory wall issue, Google “poet technologies memory wall” there’s a good intro article on S*bstack, and some Reddit DDs, etc. |
| I am not the one claiming, that everyone knows. I do not have a crystal ball and I am myself invested in silver in a way, that I do not need to know.\n\nThere being no "end" to silver trading aside, it might go to $120, then correct back to $90, becoming a new long-term floor. But I don't think this was the scenario you were hinting at, was it? |
| Who is this guy? |
| Dementia |
| Edited picture by the way. |
| Idk sounds gay but if you insist |
| So Verizon service is down, but the stock is up? U wot m8? |
| Let’s get a 5 bagger tomorrow |
| Is this shit happening? Did I finally catch one early? I bought 7 $5 1/15/27 calls when you & Dr.Suess posted about the ticker at the end of December. Up near 45% as of close today. I got a little powder in the IRA, might have to push a few more chips in the pot tomorrow. Good looking out, & let's fucking ride! |
| Can't believe I just gave Orange man the benefit of the doubt expecting that to not be a real quote... |
| I think they shake $META down again. single quarter redemption arc too predictable. they're gonna put that stock in a place nobody wants to get it, and then run it back up. |
| It's Hasbulla in normal human size. |
| There's a few planes coming from Thailand probably dropping off some ladyboys to fight for Cumenei |
| We are just one more regime change away from world peace trust me bro just one more bro plz bro |
| HA! |
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| Nah. Short it. Let's send it to zero. |
| # WAR |
| Yup he's actually said basically this before.\n\nAccording to former Trump Plaza Hotel and Casino president John O'Donnell, in the 1990s, Trump said "Black guys counting my money! I hate it. The only kind of people I want counting my money are little short guys that wear yarmulkes every day." |
| I was close but didn’t pull the trigger out of a fear of a V\n\nNo balls 🐸 |
| Didn't you hear? We can steal anything now, it's ok. Elections? Sure! Classified files? Just unclassify them. Venezuelan presidents? International criminal courts are powerless! |
| I mean... |
| So ban bet it |
| Luigi get this guy |
| Probably getting my hopes and dreams crushed |
| Wait, what happened? |
| This won't end well |
| *Israeli reserve. |
| Oh great |
| Good luck timing it lmao |
| Only TSM can save us now. T-8 hours and counting |
| Buddy Hackett was a respected comedic actor. |
| fucking lol, you beat me to it by 2 minutes |
| He was promised that chairmanship 3000yrs ago!\n\n[damn it… now I can’t run for office] |
| Squee, at it again! |
| Didn’t the right wing tell me black rock is all part of the problem and part of the globalist agenda? Now trump is hiring an executive from there to control one of the most important things? How will they spin this? |
| Is this ai? It’s beautiful |
| you can buy an intel call yesterday |
| He got the extra large yarmulke |
| https://preview.redd.it/m57tnfqj1edg1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=80b1dc93c0330bfa0559992d4da726c6440c7fe3 |
| Lol...is there a reason you chose a photo of him with the yarmulke photoshopped on his head? Is there even a source that can verify he is Jewish? |
| Honestly, as long as 23k is a tiny portion of your overall port, I don't hate it.\n\nPeople saying there's no chance it goes down to $73. You mean the price that it was at literally 3 trading days ago?\n\nAnd with a march 31 expiry anything can happen.\n\nThat being said, these are gonna expire worthless. Sorry |
| Heading to Iran to check in on my timeshare I bought during covid |
| Spx options cost a fortune |
| Damn he just like me tbf |
| You could fit it all on a dinghy. |
| what is even happenign rn |
| Any flies on him are paying fucking rent. |
| 20% here. |
| We were so close to Bill Clinton admitting to sucking off the big guy and restoring the timeline\n\nHe just refused to take one for the team\n\n# 🅱️u🅱️🅱️a |
| 401k auto deposits |
| Honestly, no. I made a bunch on 0DTE's today so figured "let's play" and rolled all the profits into SLV puts lol. |
| This is a joke right? |
| https://preview.redd.it/nbcrsa6c1edg1.png?width=604&format=png&auto=webp&s=3502c6fd857b4b7aaf56abf650376dc177cb6ec5\n\nI'm sorry but you seem to have confused UK comedian Johnny Vegas with a finance professional |
| Well, that’s a r/BrandNewSentence if I ever read one… |
| Maybe so but mi450s are still flying off the shelf they blew up before OpenAI deal and would’ve if they hadn’t made it regardless. |
| BREAKING: Verizon outage related to a requested telecom shutdown ordered by President Tromp early afternoon, Wednesday Jan 14th in an effort to prevent protestors from organizing countrywide as well as to stop undocumented immigrants from being aware of local ICE activity. This is made up. Thank you for reading my fanfic subscribe to my watpad. I’m retarded. |
| The one he forget he promised? Lmao |
| Wanna know how many people bought 695 puts today? The one that paid the most? 3 people. Thats right, 3 people bought a total of about 60 puts at the right time. Still dont think its rigged? |
| Bag holders buying the dip will be the outcome |
| Rick Rieter is awesome.. I'd be stoked if he gets the job.. but from everything I have heard that won't be the case |
| Do it now or wait for the next pullback. \nThis is far from over. \nStage 3, not even close to frenzy. It will be bumpy, but GSR is 49-50 now. \nGoing down to 35-30 easy. Then IDK because I am regarded, but I reentered. |
| https://preview.redd.it/u3mrzisc1edg1.jpeg?width=588&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b7d858c107fa47d6d1553b39738fa640ec3175b3 |
| Girls\n\n \- Beyonce |
| Hey that is the little dude in League of Legends: Teemo!!! |
| Americans constantly getting (neo) conned |
| That is a human thumb, with hair and a small hat |
| My man, you’re investing with thought and managing risk? Are you sure you don’t belong in the /investing sub. |
| Fuck that. Why deal with a bunch of nerd youtubers bitching about frame rates when you can make 90% margins on data centers. |
| Why the FUCK are my stocks even more red AH. This is fucking bullshit. Why isn’t Robinhood up another 200% this year. |
| 🥭 taco'd on Iran faster than anticipated. |
| What exactly would make it crash? |
| Thanks to Verizon, I am now officially a MSFT bagholder. It has 29 days to go above 470. Cooked? |
| ASTS will solve this problem. |
| https://preview.redd.it/74e3nih91edg1.jpeg?width=522&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5983a881df904b007c21514bbf7057959b4878c2 |
| He got the right hat on though |
| Freedom going to ring tn \n\nAyatollah should prob screen that call |
| Who is buying at these levels though? It’s gotta be institutions |
| Google: Poet Technologies “memory wall”, which is what OP is talking about |
| Wait for tomorrow 😀 |
| That’s the looks of I got so much money IDGAF lol |
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| Cry more |
| https://preview.redd.it/6hp9y7f51edg1.jpeg?width=700&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5cc07ddbc5ad0cfd0f9f742fa0eaeb2157ad937c |
| Thank you. I need to work on gratitude. I just know that I have such high potential but I’m wasting it away working this job. If I knew that going to college meant staring at a screen for 8 hours per day and taking orders from your boss, I wouldn’t have went. I didn’t know what I was signing up for. I don’t know how to be ok with the decisions I’ve made in the past that are absolutely haunting me today |
| It's like the market wants to selloff, but retail traders keep blindly propping it up.... |
| Silver supply is in dire straights. Price has been suppressed, in an inflationary system, for 50 years, since the 1980s. \n\nDo you know what happens when a product does not make money? They stop producing it. Most mines are old, depleted or low grade.\n\nIt is going to take an average 5 years to get known deposits producing, and at least 5 more years to find new deposits.\n\nThe Silver miners are lagging relatively speaking. They are still a steal. I personally am expecting a 20x average. |
| Not the Charlie Epstein 😭 |
| Believe it or not.. that’s a bingo |
| Thank you! |
| Its so traders have time to change their diapers |
| Went through my NVDA call losses. I now need 11 Somali daycares. |
| With a job coach( pssst, (I’m a job coach). |
| LMT nice lil shrek\n\nSure it’s nothing |
| JewPow |
| What goes down must come up......... that's the saying, right? |
| https://preview.redd.it/ea7cw2631edg1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e9f0f6a8acc7474ebb7167150f299974a9a2a4d1 |
| The RKLB fan boys piss me off because they all think they're genius investors when in reality they just got lucky that the market decided to pump a company that does 150 million in revenue a quarter losing money to a 50 billion valuation in a scam industry like space. It's just quantum all over again. |
| Breaking News !!!\n\nExplosions heard. Germans invaded Poland out of habit |
| Look at that mouth! So ready to lick the boot! |
| So much fucking winning |
| Until he has to sell his shares to cover his pledge that is ofc. |
| QQQ to 626 and 185 NVDA by EOW?\n\nor am i screwed |
| Because I think their deal with OpenAI is a bunch of unfunded bullshit. |
| See, lonely handjob gets it! |
| SPX to 20k! Also a loaf of bread to 20 bucks. |
| The real question is why did you buy them, based on the price you had to buy them about 2-3 hours before close so it was just a flip, gamble $22k. |
| I mean sure but you can sell at 1000% and use use those profits to buy more if you truly believe it will keeping going. \n\n\nI take 1k and sell it at 1000% and use 9k of it to buy more options. If it goes up another 1000% that is 90k profit. The original 1k would only be 20k at 2000%. \n\n\nThis move would have made more money at 2000% then your original at 3000%. |
| Standard graph, incomplete, but standard so far. |
| that hat not real stop trolling |
| When you just rolled out of bed and have to be at work in 5 minutes. |
| *buying groceries and literally nothing else *\n\n*extremely Ralph Wiggum voice*\nIm a patriot!!!! |
| And the rockets red glareeee |
| Not seeing it anywhere else. |
| I think the economy is gonna boom. Something about this just tells me. |
| Why did you post a picture with a fake yarmulke on his head? He isn't wearing one in the real version of this picture.\n\nhttps://www.reuters.com/business/finance/trump-interview-blackrocks-rieder-fed-chair-role-fox-business-reports-2026-01-12/ |
| Give it 3 weeks |
| Yeah AI-tollah Cumenei is getting nuked |
| thats a small fry and 5 guys burger right there. |
| Oh no. Oh no no no |
| His hair is just shaped that way from wearing a Wendy’s hat. |
| 690 to 688, and now back to 690. They're going to manipulate this shit until 2028 aren't they |
| Being a Meta holder has to be the most effective method of pshycological torture |
| If you have to ask I wouldn’t recommend trying fairly risky, it’s basically be gambling for 75% of investors |
| Yes. Don't be sarcastic or mean to people. You're welcome. |
| He probably knows all about square patties |
| Is that a “feel” or a “wish”. Sense a tinge of missing out. |
| Trump saw the yarmulke and assumed he was qualified.\n\nEdit: typo, saw not say |
| Judge me by my winners\n\nBecause I have so few\n\nHey don't look at all my losing trades!\n\nHEY STOP IT! 😡 |
| He could also play a Hobbit who works for Sauron. |
| I know that my boy. Wasn’t talking to you my boy. Was talking to OP my boy. USD losing its value and doesn’t look to be rising anytime my boy |
| He was a founding investor in their series D in 2016. He's gonna make bank from this deal. |
| Why would you bet on the downside of AMD when they’re entering a major growth cycle over this year and the next? |
| We gotta get better at pitching for that sweet sweet angel investor money.\n\nOk, so, here's what we do. It's a dating site, but we use AI to match people up, but we also match that couple to a better, stronger, more financially stable boyfriend as well. \n\nCuckAI has a total addressable market of 8 billion people. In 2040, that market will grow to 9 billion people. (potential increase in user base).\n\nWe are looking for $5 million in investor funds. In this round, we will not actually have full AI up and running, but rather use that 5 million to make a MySQL/PHP website and all the cuck matching will be done by an intern named Greg. (reducing start-up costs and time to market).\n\nRisks: Currently, CuckAI has first-mover advantage in this space if we act quickly. If we don't meet our investment goals, another player risks moving in\nand then we'll have to share the addressable market with them - but we'll totally be cool about it because we are sure we can find a way to still make it work as we are confident our users truly love our brand as well. |
| His only job is to take orders from the Don. Big ears and No brains required |
| Open the thread and people are acting like we fell off a cliff |
| Breaking: NVDA will have to go back to video cards and zit-faced gamers. |
| No hotline for SLV bers? Mods inhuman. |
| China literally just said YOUUU SHALL NOTTT PAASSSSS |
| Correlated to banks, and banks to interest rates, and interest rates to the dollar. Their revenue is a transaction fee denominated in USD’s. What did you expect? |
| Because it will like ASTS |
| Absolute chicanery |
| The picture was edited to add it. |
| Was a very small position, and I'm long SIL with 4x the size. Probs be fine. But yaaah - probably |
| I didn't come here for car reviews. |
| Tariff rebate check talks going well |
| Mag7 etf back to september levels... |
| Johnny Vegas doing it for King and country \n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/29rxdpno0edg1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=933ab962a15001a014ec0f0e362081b01781836b |
| DEI hire: intellectual disability. |
| Bro JPM puts seem like the move. Also WFC puts cuz I hate them lol |
| Fuck off you can't convince me that's not Johnny Vegas. |
|  |
| He says he wants to stop Wall Street from buying houses, and he will stand up to them, then goes on to possibly nominating the biggest violator. Make it make sense… |
| Up $2,000, down $10,000, up $4,000, down $5,000, end the day up $64. |
| #Eyeran gonna get bombed imo |
| My boy looks like he drinks after a day at the office. Every.Day. |
| At least he’s got dumpster experience and knows he’s in a Wendy’s. I say Wendy’s guy will serve up a square meal. |
| I dunno, seems like he might be tight with money. |
| Small hats run the banks! \n\nNo they don’t! \n\nFed chairman: |
| As a man on the inside, we could always have more 🤑🤑🤑 |
| He was a founding investor since 2016 in their series D. He's gonna make bank |
| Right. How delusional do you have to be to think it will take 20% |
| Who is the idiot selling debt anymore? Literally 0 upside and all of the downside. |
| Dude once said that tariff predications on spending less are wrong because they aren’t accounting for people’s “patriotism” in spending |
| 20% hahahaha,5% down and WSB is going to be ghost city |
| WSB is full of people whose long term outlook is a week on average |
| In most cases, options are a zero-sum game. Unless you are buying long dated options, don’t bother with the short-terms. Also when trading options, consider the money gone rather than an investment. |
| Does he have teeth? Looks like my grandpa when he pops them out to pick out a piece of corn. |
| wow its almost like theyre just average people |
| I didn’t say it was it but when investors worry about the economy it tends to drive the precious metals markets my boy. |
| Been hearing that since forever. Every year is supposed to be doomsday, and it never happens. |
| I just need goog to get to ~600 by the end of the week and I should be able to quit my job. I don't think I'm asking for too much |
| "if it's good enough to screenshot, it's good enough to take profit" |
| 🖨️ go brrrrr |
| You will be uber fucked by morning, if the nightly pump continues. |
| ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⠛⢉⢉⠉⠉⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⠠⡰⣕⣗⣷⣧⣀⣅⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃⣠⣳⣟⣿⣿⣷⣿⡿⣜⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠁⠄⣳⢷⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣝⠖⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃⠄⢢⡹⣿⢷⣯⢿⢷⡫⣗⠍⢰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⡏⢀⢄⠤⣁⠋⠿⣗⣟⡯⡏⢎⠁⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⠄⢔⢕⣯⣿⣿⡲⡤⡄⡤⠄⡀⢠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⠇⠠⡳⣯⣿⣿⣾⢵⣫⢎⢎⠆⢀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⠄⢨⣫⣿⣿⡿⣿⣻⢎⡗⡕⡅⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⠄⢜⢾⣾⣿⣿⣟⣗⢯⡪⡳⡀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⠄⢸⢽⣿⣷⣿⣻⡮⡧⡳⡱⡁⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⡄⢨⣻⣽⣿⣟⣿⣞⣗⡽⡸⡐⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⡇⢀⢗⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣞⡵⡣⣊⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⡀⡣⣗⣿⣿⣿⣿⣯⡯⡺⣼⠎⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣧⠐⡵⣻⣟⣯⣿⣷⣟⣝⢞⡿⢹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆⢘⡺⣽⢿⣻⣿⣗⡷⣹⢩⢃⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⠄⠪⣯⣟⣿⢯⣿⣻⣜⢎⢆⠜⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆⠄⢣⣻⣽⣿⣿⣟⣾⡮⡺⡸⠸⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⡿⠛⠉⠁⠄⢕⡳⣽⡾⣿⢽⣯⡿⣮⢚⣅⠹⣿⣿⣿ ⡿⠋⠄⠄⠄⠄⢀⠒⠝⣞⢿⡿⣿⣽⢿⡽⣧⣳⡅⠌⠻⣿ ⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠐⡐⠱⡱⣻⡻⣝⣮⣟⣿⣻⣷⣏⣾⢰⣈ |
| Alternatives are worse. |
| Enjoy the gains brotha! 🙌🏻 |
| it be more like The Troubles or something than a civil war |
| I wonder if this 'independent' chair will get support from 'global central bankers'. |
| Thanks, I needed this. Do you have any other advice for us? |
| I always find it funny that action between 4-5pm get resets and futures at 6pm start from close prices. |
| Whooooshhhhh |
| There might be some silver FOMO |
| Soon. |
| More like 2% here |
| Back to Joe’s economy again |
| I thought Nick Nolte got another DUI |
| Cleveland Brown: "Peter, not every Jewish person is good with money."\n\nPeter Griffin: "Well, yeah, I guess not the retarded ones, but why would you even say that? For shock value? Geez, Cleveland, there's edgy and there's offensive. Good day, sir." |
| https://preview.redd.it/ekuj5y8d0edg1.jpeg?width=835&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a9474eca74987df4092e875afd53491f6e9315ad |
| Here’s the real picture without the photoshopped hat:\n\nhttps://www.reuters.com/article/business/economically-optimistic-blackrocks-rieder-takes-on-more-risk-idUSKBN1XI00X/ |
| Doing the Cornwall Capital approach to JPM. They're going to get screwed in the silver squeeze. |
| Take the profit and put half of it in 0DTE spy calls.\n\nYou'll either be tremendously wealthy tomorrow, or have half as much profit as you do now |
| 🥭 |
| Amen, glad Powell has the nuts to say Fuck You to stooge trump |
| Why is it shocking? It's legit impossible to keep this market down. |
| what he do |
| Thanks for the donation |
| Second fucking time Verizon did this in less than a year I really am gonna be done now with this overpriced bs company now. |
| Looks like a reincarnated jewish Red Skelton after a 3 day Manischewitz bender. |
| lol |
| Show them your folio |
| There’s kids starving in Africa |
| Oh not again 😭 |
| $100 by EOW now. Thanks |
| Calls on this dude showing up hammered to a FOMC meeting |
| If there was another 20% drop in SPY half the people here would be permanently liquidated |
| TLRY is going to rip again soon. They had record Q2 profits, and the 🥭 rescheduling will boost profits a lot more next time, since the banking restrictions are lifted and they'll be able to write off marketing and other expenses that they couldn't before. |
| For the last 3 weeks I have bought SPX puts just to watch them evaporate and the next day SPX goes exactly where I thought it would 😭😭🤡🤡🤡🤡 |
| I picked my nose, got a nice booger, then flicked it across the room |
| He is wearing the money hat 🤷🏽♂️ |
| Recommended by The Big Yahu himself ✡️😭🙏🥀 |
| Full port on MU |
| What’s your position?\n\nMETA is on my no trade list. I lose money every single time I try to trade it |
| https://x.com/inside_nk/status/2011558320042320345?s=20 |
| Every earnings season, out of the 5 big tech (AMZN, META, GOOGL, AAPL, MSFT) they pump 2, dump 2, and 1 is a wild card. So you just gotta guess which will be which. My prediction is META and AMZN both pump, GOOGL and AAPL both tank, and MSFT wildcard (and I am going to guess it tanks and then rises to flat). |
| Unironically, puts on this guy and for the rest of the US economy. |
| For real? |
| The fuck they put Johnny Vegas in charge 🤣 |
| Bring the civil war |
| Sorry I farted |
| Holy balls. Get a grip. \n\n\nNothing has changed. America is always bombing countries. Always undermining politicians. Always spending money. Always in the middle east. Always attacking drug lords. Americans are always struggling. Debt is always high. |
| lmao i would get banned from the internet for accurately drawing him |
| Ladies and Gentiles, I give you the patent owner for the rolling dumpster. |
| I can’t believe we ended only down half a percent today |
| Well its not all fun thats forsure but work on your perspective a bit. This isnt said to make you feel bad but people get there hands chopped off for living on the wrong side of a river or because they pray to someone else. Be happy with the little you got and try to be happy thats all we can do. |
| That’s even better |
| Obviously it doesn’t fit |
| I bought calls all day on the dip, did decent with those. Was super big brain and moved profits into SLV puts tho, so I'm donating it all back tomo. |
| They’re grabbing mango by the ~~pussy~~ chips\n\n> BREAKING: Just hours after the US authorized Nvidia chip exports to China, Chinese customs authorities said that Nvidia chips will not be allowed to enter the country. |
| Getting smoked on my meta calls |
| Opposite.\n\nHe wants economy strong and everything green.\n\nOtherwise Trump will have been "right" and can blame everything wrong with the economy on him.\n\nPowell wants to wipe his hands clean and not give him more power. |
| Worth it. Still beating inflation 🤑 |
| no idea man, the only thing I do with puts is sell them. |
| Good point, if 🥭 was medicated and Musk was clean it’s probably be a better place. |
| witcha broke ahh |
| Full porting ONDS LEAPS like a true degenerate |
| Smartest ber |
| You mean, another V? How exciting. |
| Yup once they go to college get drunk every night get a job become a manager they’re now big and fat |
| On the flip side, imagine selling covered calls and currently getting squeezed rn |
| WHAT DID HE SAY |
| The Earl of Grantham ? |
| alright tsm get me out from this mess |
| There is no way it will move down enough for you to survive the iv crush |
| What the fuck happened |
| Is that a stupid little jewy hat? Of course. United States of isreal couldn’t be closer to the truth. |
| it's been on the dump train all day tho |
| Guy looks so incredibly corrupt |
| Turns out Mossad is more influential than we thought. |
| manipulation off the charts literally |
| Wut |
| Get with the program daddy-oh, when was the last time anyone called it FAANG? |
| I would not eat any food from a Wendy’s this guy cooks at |
| Retarded degen behaviour. Based. \n\nCongrats and fuck you too. |
| Good man😎 |
| bro that means we can sue for our option losses as well? |
| Wut |
| Israel 🇮🇱? |
| ah shit it's happening |
| What the fuck is his problem |
| Why? They already have everything. |
| Fuggin Biuriful |
| it’s been extremely slow and not very steady |
| SPX 15-30 min to expiry options are my favorite |
| What lesson did you learn? |
| I think I'm gonna sell puts on AMZN. |
| There are so many baddies that work min. wage jobs. |
| I wonder what free markets are like |
| You did what?\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/oa1g12puzddg1.jpeg?width=1439&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b26e8c6cb33f306f4952c9df8f4857c3b78e262d |
| Noice |
| This pontificating piece of shit?! |
| actual chud fed chair |
| For real I’m only interested in 220lb+. If you’re under that get lost. |
| It’s over guys |
| Lunr easy |
| Looks like a washed up golf pro who lives at the greens pub |
| yeah, let me find the vid |
| Who wanna go to Tibet with me, im becoming a munk already on my way on losing all my personal wealth with Meta so half way there anyway. |
| I'm gonna need a threat of nuclear war overnight and then have it resolved by open |
| A coked out Jew running the most important financial institution, what could possibly go wrong… |
| ##Initial reports of explosions in Tehran reported. |
| Sndk |
| Congratulations |
| Looks like Big Hasbullah |
| No one takes any of these "down moves" seriously. They all V. They are all fake. None of them will ever last. The algos will buy every single one on the spot. If you see a down red bar, there will always be green bars to cancel out the move. Market is protected from ever gaining any downward pressure. |
| https://preview.redd.it/1h535gcqzddg1.png?width=1440&format=png&auto=webp&s=c448b492f06396087203cce5d8e6d567e5bb1960 |
| We were anyways |
| That's definitely the safer play...but I'm a little bitter about all the people who got 20X returns off google leaps last year.\n\nBetween AWS and the coming explosion in robotics, Amazon could do something similar this year |
| If you think the "they've stopped the killing" shit was a cunning ploy \n\nGlad I am not American, couldn't live with the embarrassment |
| Though his face tells me he was born to bake cookies in a hollow tree. |
| In 2028 |
| Colin Robinson lookin ass |
| Yeah, you're not the only one. Great day! |
| Pure Cohencidence |
| What does that even mean , a chick could be 5’11 and 170lbs and not fat , same weight on a 5’3 chick and shes obese. |
| interesting head gear |
| Is this the US Version of Little Britain? Sheesh. |
| Girl touched your leg? |
| 🧃🧃🧃 |
| Very strong support. I’m not worried at all we will b at 700 very soon. |
| https://preview.redd.it/cb2f8iinzddg1.png?width=1619&format=png&auto=webp&s=2cc681cf622304eda1140608f0be6bf9b1870fd0\n\nYou’re welcome |
| 🤎 |
| That is disrespectful to the people behind Wendys. |
| Dafuq was that |
| wow LOL |
| yeah, I already regret that less than an hour later. Wasn't a huge yeet, but still 🤡. |
| I agree that the stock is severely mispriced, we ride to mars my brother |
| Slim chance but board can vote JPow back as Chair |
| The point of 🌽 is to leave places like Iran and give you an off ramp.\n\nAlthough they should have done that a couple weeks ago, before Rial collapsed and lost 96% of its purchasing power in a single day. |
| I just hit buttons and either win or lose 🤷♂️ |
| Then maybe you should have posted on friday |
| DID YOU FALL FOR THE EOD RALLY? |
| He looks like he lives under a bridge in a mystical forest, asking passersby to solve a riddle or some shit.\n\nAll due respect (which may not be any as far as I know) |
| Wtf why SPY dump? |
| Nah the candle length is already priced in as soon as they start |
| What in the ever loving fuck META. Stupid ass fucking market is down but META never misses an opportunity to shit the bed even fucking more. \n\nJesus fucking christ dude. Literally down 2% two days in a row, after a month of just downward slide. \n\nFuck my goddamn life dude. |
| Welp. I guess all our gold will be gone and sent to Israel. |
| Getting rich is a different skill set\n\nMacro economic policy is a different animal |
| That guys even worse, because I know for a fact he’s said dumb shit. The Wendy’s guy may be smart or something |
| I have a degree, but I decided to go into a low-paying field. I wish I could severely hurt the 22 year old version of myself for choosing this career. I’ve always wanted to go into the trades, but I can’t rationalize taking a 50% pay cut and be someone’s bitch for 5 years before I start making real money. I wish my parents didn’t force me to go to college that I never even wanted to go to |
| By Friday right |
| Hell yeah, I like picking up nickels |
| https://preview.redd.it/vyzr4kxkzddg1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=835fad98579a0f168ebfa64c01bc3ee897f83867 |
| This sub used to be a place of culture and great DD by smart ass people before 2020 |
| One of us? |
| We’re cooked if it’s this guy. |
| This....this is a lot. |
| It’s actually a good bet. We just ran up hard for two days some type of pull back is likely. After that it will probably continue up but a pull back will come tmr or the next day |
| Story of my fucking life. I saw the DD. Bought some, should have bought fuck load more. |
| Name a Trump appointee who's capable. He just wants yes-men |
| Market just dipped like 0.1% in seconds |
| Well well well |
| that's just the way it is, things will never be the saaaaaaame |
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| ✅ Historic bull market \n✅ Historic industrial demand for physical silver \n✅ Historic investor demand for paper silver \n✅ Short squeeze underway on silver \n✅ Historic economic uncertainty \n\n❌ Buying puts on silver |
| Immediate regret buying puts on SLV EOD -- even though they're currently green. I'm scared, can I do a tackbacksies now? |
| Shane Gillis relative? we're fucked, boys. see you in valhalla. |
| The economy is not the stock market my boy |
| Not another jew 🤡 clown hat bastards |
| JFC what timeline are we in. |
| It’s my understanding from curb that he will fuck us from behind a sheet. |
| Wait, does this imply the possibility of a one-man Eiffel towering? Is a large mirror involved? |
| holy fuck what just happened |
| I bet Jpow secretly wants a -3% day to make agent orange blow a gasket |
| All the cool kids wait until 10 |
| And for after-hours: penis goes in the mouth |
| Did uh... this just happen? |
| It’ll send gold to the moon. I’m down for it |
| BTC TO THE 🌖 |
| Isn’t the line supposed to go the other way? |
| *I'll just swing by the grocery store and grab a few things for today and tomorrow...*\n\n \nYour total is $210.47 🤡 |
| https://preview.redd.it/d9mkhsbgzddg1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c0c943c9c216a5cd51ba504263e92bd08036e6d2 |
| 🥭:tariffs on semiconductors shipped through the US |
| This photo makes me want to buy more precious metals |
| It has become clear to me that many of you think very small. You think in terms of a stock as a 'thing' with numbers that cause value. Many of you have not figured out that with commodities like metals and rare earths, the 'things' are required in the real world. They are real. They exist in reality. They are not figments of a company's imagination set in an accounting ledger by some dude with a Phd. When those 'things' are needed, (like silver, copper or uranium), for the worlds most important arms race, the price tends to go up. \nCombine that with factors like T literally capturing presidents of other countries and openly discussing taking Greenland and you have all of the monetary and technological factors combined that are required to see impactful metals and rare earth minerals prices (that means they go up, fyi). The world is changing dramatically, and many of you are still on about 'well it was cheap before, so it will collapse again.' You need to think deeply on your investment hypothesis and come to grips with what is actually happening in the real world. \n\nTLDR: You're in the middle of the world's most important arms race and most of you haven't figured it out yet. |
| Did you sell |
| You too 😗 |
| Hedgies are destroying the markets because my anti short ladder attack defenses have slowed them this week. These are mega ladder attacks now. |
| FUTES NOOOOO |
| Lmao India, china fast tracking to good relationship. Only thing remaining is border dispute, if China offers the bargain, BRICS tokens can become real. May be partially pegged to gold? |
| U had to have withdrawn for it to say 10000% right? |
| Trueeee |
| Who runs the world? \n\n>!girls!< |
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| I saw your previous post and also the one from your other brother, where he talked about the plant in Ohio and Augusta less than a month ago, and that’s when I started trading $PCT. I started gaining confidence in it and bought at $9.\n\nLately I’ve been reading that there could even be a short squeeze, since short interest has increased the cost for short sellers by up to 16%. Less supply and way too much demand. And with the PIPE warrants that allow investors to buy until March 17, 2026 at $11.50, it feels like they’re actively pushing the price up.\n\nJust the day before yesterday they announced they’re opening offices in Bangkok, and today they dropped the news that they’ll be at the CFP final at Hard Rock Stadium. I honestly feel the stock is still cheap. I’m holding about 1,000 shares but I want to increase my position, and since the market is still underestimating Valeria Mars, now feels like the right time to keep buying.\n\nEither way, thanks to your post and your brother’s, I’m up 25% in just three weeks. That’s fucking insane, dude. I appreciate you. |
| I got the money to spare to buy time as well. I might be brain damaged but I still got a braincell left to not 2dte it lul |