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| This, some of these stocks are free money in this environment but likely can’t hold for LTCG at this point, you absolutely take the free money even if it’s tax inefficient, maybe you consider it more if you’ve been bagholding MSFT for a while, \n\nOtherwise just do futures / section 1256 |
| I could have sworn it was “SPCE.” Better buy both just to be safe. |
| Wait for June end and things will be clear. |
| i wouldn't count your chickens 15 hours before market open lol |
| All im asking is for HPE to not tank to have my\nFirst earnings W 😂 |
| Dell 600 this week lmao |
| **$80 Billion AI Fundraising:** Alphabet announced plans to raise \\(\\$80\\) billion to fund surging AI infrastructure costs, which includes significant equity offerings and a \\(\\$10\\) billion private placement investment from Berkshire Hathaway. |
| The first 50k I made into the 250k was $SBET |
| one of you guys called that pajama traders would be the ones to *ruin the party* |
| No! You should buy $META instead. It’s like a typo ticker close to anthropic’s. Pleasee pump it to 700. Please. Please. Pleaseeee. JUST FUCKING DO IT MY FOREARMS ARE GETTING TIRED PLEASSEEE |
| Yeah, this is Bullish as fuck for memory/chips/anything in the AI buildout. |
| Good luck |
| Fake af, a screenshot with high numbers. Anyone can do this.\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/axscqbefzq4h1.png?width=1024&format=png&auto=webp&s=e49b6fb2da660cd372b660266859e2351d945904\n\n |
| 10.75 |
| So google, who is supposed to be the lead in AI, is diluting to fund their AI projects? That’s bullish right |
| Rivn is going to eat Nazi boys lunch like the Allies on D Day |
| Why are all SaaS down after hours ? Any news ? |
| Gonna be a slow bleed as people take some long-term profits to plow into SPCX |
| Seriously wtaf |
| I'm in lets get it!!!!! Share freely and widely!!!! |
| I’m in for long positions…like end of this week or next week. |
| *If I woulda full ported SNDK a year ago I'd have a 100 million now. Woulda coulda shoulda.* |
| What is futes? |
| Good nough for me |
| thank you for the delicious slop im sure none of us could have done the exact same thing |
| Panw tomorrow up or down? |
| Wow holy shit you put something into Claude you're so good damn original |
| CEO, CTO and Chairman.\n\nYou stupid fucks are cooked. |
| It fairly valued until MU goes to 1200 by Friday because I want to make free money hahaha |
| google is going down cause they are releasing 32 million mosquitoes |
| War on again. Lucky for the bols, you can just switch it off with a tweet. |
| $7 7/17 was so cheap this am |
| a win is a win! |
| Berkshire Hathaway-Alphabet-Apple symbiotic relationship is a masterclass of whatever the fuck they are doing. |
| Rklb going to 2 hundy next couple weeks. |
| I don’t know if this is the top, but it’s definitely not at the bottom. |
| SELL EVERYTHING ITS OVER!!!\n\n/s |
| I went all cash today in the IRA. Thinking of MAGY if we are gonna be flat this year due to dilution risk |
| This tsla dump is setting up a dumb af tsla rally actually. Can't miss it |
| bears so traumatized by shrek dicks they've taken to calling -0.3% a total collapse |
| 😭 |
| Maybe Better off buying shares vs calls given how wide the markets are It’s not very liquid (even with all the crazy activity last few sessions). Or buy shares and SELL a put to defray the cost |
| https://x.com/sentdefender/status/2061574507286929494\n\n🥭 has balls to stand up against 🇮🇱? Didn’t see that coming |
| Trump calls BIBI "Fucking Crazy". Taco Tuesday Confirmed |
| Every day if you count stock based compensation.\n\nTSLA did secondary offerings a few years ago.\n\nCompanies that aren't a joke ... I think you have to go back to Facebook in the early 2010s. They did a follow on a year or so after their IPO. |
| Lol |
| ai;dr |
| Right lol, literally just cashing out to continue the rotation. None of this is real |
| ☺️ |
| Wrong ticker, it's SPCE\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/0z145m96zq4h1.jpeg?width=853&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=608c6235f4f517847420d122f1fd7846070a9990 |
| Did you get shake n baked? |
| AMAZN and TSLA has been diluting forever |
| And then xAI rents it all out to Anthropic for 15B a year. |
| Probably moon but not as high as HPE. HPE was extremely undervalued for years already. AVGO has high value for quite some time already so there's not much room left to moon. Even Dell's value was still low compared to AVGO. |
| Make no mistakes is a classic |
| Market makers are liquidity, and care about gamma and delta more than extra Pennies. Just say big money or something |
| Wait it was spce this whole time? |
| WTF HAPPENED TO GOOGL? First time I bought calls on this mf |
| filling gap, train ain't stopping til 400. you see that interview with Altman and their CEO back to back, the hell you think they were doing together in michigan, at their miles of data center builds |
| A new scammer everyday, sometimes the same one! |
| MSFT at $460, F at 17$, IBM and HPE through the roof.\nIs it the 00s again??!! |
| Are we, like, fucked, tomorrow? |
| Also I just realized. Futures were closed from 4-5 cst so it jumped at 5 due to it being opened back up. |
| The hard part is that it's one goes, the other has to because they will be left behind because the funding via equity will be pretty huge in the public markets vs private.\n\nThat's basically why it's all happening at the same time. So much access to capital needed to build out and fund capex.\n\nIt's literally an arms race full of fomo. |
| https://preview.redd.it/9q2b5s03zq4h1.jpeg?width=192&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=73697afa5d86c2e4c77443ecae91fe3dfe36b49f\n\n |
| this is the top for today |
| You need to understand that Juniper has AI built into its infrastructure. It's not just plumbing. It's intelligent self-healing plumbing. It's the Network 2.0 and more. |
| I didn’t touch that shit bud |
| 80 bil ain’t shit |
| So, Claude recommended this stock to me several weeks ago. The rationale was that data centers demand energy in very steep cycles. This causes the gen sets to have to go from zero to peak in quick bursts, and they can’t handle that. \n\nThe answer to this was very large batteries, and FLNC was the suggestion. It was like $20 at the time, so I bought some $21 LEAPS. |
| This is really suspicious. He made it seem initially that the majority of trades were through nvidia and fig. Then he throws out his group chat, and posts random comments of trades he made to gain that profit. |
| Spy plummeting back down to prices not seen since this time yesterday |
| Higher |
| And of course I sold last week for a supern 4% profit, I'm Warren biatcchhhhh |
| Why are you afraid of the future? Did the Matrix have an impact on your life? |
| So many baddies out there, and you'd rather hook up with a rundown 50-year-old MILF with 100k miles on her? Lmao. |
| Bond market must of not wanted more ai debt? Or management thinks valuation is ripe for dilution |
| This might be the top |
| Is the Great Depression in the room with us |
| Maybe a red day tomorrow? |
| Fuck |
| happy pride month. |
| Hey /u/Beneficial_Rip6624 - I am a bot from /r/wallstreetbets. You submitted one or more banned tickers: BYND.\n\n We don't allow discussion of low market cap (less than 500mm) tickers to prevent pump & dump spam and scammers. |
| Is this good for Amentum stonk? |
| Pullbacks last a few min in this modern market. Don't get confused. |
| No one is going to save your bags retardo |
| All the sudden we are suppose to care about capex again? Lol |
| dg is too late now. I wanted to get a few calls but the ask kept moving away from my bid so i said fuck that |
| If 1,000% return isn’t enough then you are deluded, bro |
| I am. ✋🏼 |
| My contracts are all up 20-30%. Holding until the IPO gains more traction. |
| It's called risk management? If you can consistently make 100% on a 1 million dollar portfolio you'd be the next Warren Buffett |
| ‘Futes dumping lol bols FUCKED’ okay I’ll have to remember that when I cash out my calls eow |
| tomorrow |
| This is HPE, different from HPQ. Which is AI related, Nvidia keynote mentioned HPE yesterday |
| Jesus, I’m not watching that |
| Because they are worth less in the market |
| contrary to popular belief punching yourself in the balls does not give you NOK shares |
| The biggest lie ever told is that Google isn't a massive spender on Nvidia chips. |
| Not yet. That’s after SpaceX and Anthrophic. |
| I cashed out 40% of my FAFO account and put it in a 12 month CD. Am I a ber? |
| Goog selling their stock to pay for AI has to be a top indicator |
| radio shack up 50% on higher than anticipated flip phone sales |
| What a GUH! 🤩 |
| Levels not seen since this morning! |
| turn off your brain, smoke a cigarette, and make some money |
| Futes collapsing\n\nKnew the GOOG news would trigger a pull back from the market |
| Press ctrl+x |
| So puts?? |
| https://preview.redd.it/qld2as6oyq4h1.jpeg?width=258&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=29c2ac712ea1f4a8b4d2809e7ea95b30f72a490a |
| Hilarious |
| # 🧻🐩 |
| I wonder why they’re putting so much emphasis on that ticker symbol 🤔… unusual. |
| Gonna punch myself in the balls for not buying more NOK two weeks ago |
| Cool? |
| Could have easily shit the bed. Same category but pretty different mgmt in those companies |
| Solid. |
| Ok, if I want to be a regard and throw $1k at SPCE, what calls should I buy? |
| NOW IT FUCKING DUMPS, are you fucking kidding me??? |
| its raining , wear a fucking rain coat?? |
| wtf wrong with tsla? Is this shit going down chart looking pretty damn berish |
| How high u think it’ll go |
| Just curious, how well are your friends from the group chat doing on their portfolios? |
| july... |
| We got a wizard over here! |
| like last week |
| Friday |
| When was the last time a Mag7 diluted shares? |
| Bruh i thought $hut was pizzahut |
| Bought Jan 2027 $500 MSFT calls fml \n\nI guess there’s time, but it’s going to be a lot bumpier road than I thought getting there \n |
| I wake up. I hold DRAM. I go to sleep. Life is that easy |
| 🤳 |
| Is it a possibility Goog did this dilution ahead of SpaceX out of concern how much liquidity SpaceX will absorb? |
| HPE $100 wen |
| HPE was mentioned on the Nvidia GTC keynote yesterday |
| When can retail buy? The 12th? |
| 1929 crash incoming |
| \* a rapist who gets hit in the head for a living |
| If only OpenAI isn’t already doing so poorly against their competitors. Wouldn’t be surprised if people will be betting against this company after it goes public |
| FUTE COLLAPSING BUL FUK |
| #Futes DRILLIN just as I predicted LMAO🤌 |
| I always look at a companies fundamentals first (on finviz). I try to be disciplined when I buy. I won’t buy a company immediately. I make myself hand write a report on the company, and the positives/negatives. Doing this alone usually allows for me to buy at a better price |
| Disclosure Movie also comes out June 12. |
| We talking about the good kind of pop or the bad kind of pop? |
| Why not just do a trailing stop with whatever risk percentage you’re willing to take? Set it and forget it. It’s all profit at this point. |
| Shares of SPCE wipe better. |
| Anyone who can tell me about HIVE earnings? Did they report? |
| +40 % tomorrow. $80 soon! |
| This is exactly what I think is going on. Too many big IPOs coming up for them to let the market roll over now. |
| We shoulda known the microSOFT pump was the false shepherd that would lead the markets to ruin |
| The ink must flow. |
| Where my fucking FJET gangsters 🚀🚀🍺 |
| Just hit $10 AH |
| Yeah......this time is different right? |
| yeah brah |
| In for a penny, in for a pounding |
| One of the best albums of AT. Not a skip on there. California pacific coast captured in music |
| The guy looks like hes constipated while telling you how horrible his company's mission may turn out to be. \n\n*I'm very worried about AI causing job loss and leading to bio-weapon development. Anyway, here's MYTHOS.* |
| https://preview.redd.it/udow68bdyq4h1.png?width=1015&format=png&auto=webp&s=2d6175bdb40d9dc88a81e1a82b308a60f6457313\n\n |
| lol you are absolutely wasting your time with this shit. Please keep going |
| wow. who could have seen this coming. |
| Right now, on a day where the stock hits a 20% green day on 230 million shares of volume, the chance that the rally is completely over today is incredibly low—less than 5%.\n\n |
| There’s a slim chance the big IPOs this year are the end of passive investing’s dominance. |
| Most of the growth isn't necessarily on x.AI side, as in needing a frontier model. SpaceX is also constructing a giant fab and whether orbital data centers will become economical, depends primarily on Starship cadence and the cost efficiency it can achieve. That is counted under AI but is much more about SpaceX than x.AI |
| Thought all you guys died in the war |
| Futures are stored in the balls.\n\nSo when are single stock futures hitting the floor, that’s gonna be sweet |
| Oof |
| I wish I was a fucking idiot like most WSB users, ignoring reality and all logic and making bank. God give me cancer now please (been begging for 20 years). |
| pop you popcorn and buckle up regards |
| NOK still pumping afterhours after a +10% pump 🤣\n\nGOOG better rise more capital to build more data centers |
| You have to get in while the option contracts are cheap |
| Yes |
| What was the minimum investment? |
| Dell had already run up a lot and some on intraday before market close so i was pretty confident HPE would do the same thing. Blue chip stocks making 30-40% just seems like the norm in this market apparently so long as its semiconductors and ai |
| Shits about to drop to 50$ ffs |
| i got calls, they have the hot shit and full books, WCGW (again:) |
| Does this mean my grandma’s life savings is safe now? |
| HPE bois, DELL did this on its run, just hold......DON'T PANIC!!!! |
| It went up 10% on last earnings and then dipped down to 3/31 lows with the war FUD. I don't see how we don't breach $500 Wed night |
| they said 80 pesos |
| One fucking tweet ruined my day and now we are back to where we started the day. 🤬 |
| [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q\_umfWm8J28&t=62s](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q_umfWm8J28&t=62s) |
| Guess who bought a 2 year goog call for 12k last Friday |
| are you open to a concussive surgery |
| LETS SEE THE WINS KING |
| That’s not what we’re here for. I’m here to pull the one armed bandit and yell “World Star!” while I watch my discretionary cash dissolve into thin fucking air. This’ll take a week, but it’s a week of nail biting entertainment. |
| At least post something of substance, rather than “uh uh” |
| DRILL TEAM SIX, reporting for duty 🫡 (I’m poor) |
| If AMC goes ballistic again OP is going to make a ton of y’all look tike complete retards |
| Buying more SRXH. |
| Even if it does “pop” it will come back. It always does. |
| So.. calls? |
| SPCE 🚀🌕 |
| Naw the fed with just print about 20 trillion and pass it out to them. Everything will be just fine as always |
| That's his recent position, he only has 2 it seems. What was his first trades tho, his RDDT +51k thing is already a trade over 300k. So he just uses margin for all trades up till FIG? It'd be more interesting to know what he did with the 50k rather than all the trades after 250k. |
| Its going to all of them. Alphabet is one of Nvidia’s top five customers. If you don’t think Nvidia’s seeing a ton of this capex then you probably sniff glue competitively. |
| I got 40k in overall. Good for you to get in |
| Still got 2 more days |
| Grow up, you virgin |
| I’m following Barron in this trade, we need to wait for the signal |
| wouldn't be surprised whatsoever |
| I was promised HPE to $80. What's going on? |
| Exactly why im buying september calls |
| You clearly missed ORCL ceo Next to Altman and their multi mile databases going up, 500million quarterly usage bill from single companies with Anthropic, use your brain here |
| Bro I was gonna type this me and you are literally on the same wavelength |
| I've been doing this 7 years... you gotta just research and demo trade.\n\nno rush for you to go live. |
| I'm not convinced WSB cares about morality, most people here are probably more annoyed they aren't part of the club. |
| Why don't the mag companies do more dilutions? Just eat all the passive index fund money coming in lmao. Infinite money glitch |
| Oh shit lol |
| Can I get surgery to make my nose bigger? |
| Morning View by Incubus….what an album that was |
| so many customers can't be wrong |
| Why? |
| Coasting with SPCE until June 12 🏄 |
| The largest capital raise in history up til this point. Crazy times |
| SPCE!!!! |
| Exactly. So we should get in on SPCE, right? |
| Half of it, yes |
| Hows the knee’s old man |
| That thing has fallen after the last 3-4 ERs. Considered playing with options, but passed. Good luck |
| You’re using margin but your bp is 0? \n\nGreen colors seem off |
| Why ORCL down after hours |
| Gold isn't as great as an inflation hedge as people believe |
| Trust me bro. GtA VI is coming out this summer. |
| It’s obv good short term that they’re spending more but it feeds into the cyclical narrative too. Hyperscalers can’t dilute forever to keep paying for more and more compute |
| Friend, I'm just here to puke on the bar and do coke off the bartender's tits. |
| What were META and TSLA hoping to find with all the drilling they did today 🤔 |
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| Currently using Starlink internet sitting on a sailboat that TSLA paid for.\n\nThere is value. Might wait to buy the dip. 🤣 |
| Bitcoin is a bit better than that. You're thinking of nft's. |
| NOK $20 EOW? |
| old news. this was known since Apr 7 when Tuttle Capital Management changed their ticker from SPCX to SPCK… |
| It is true , when fighting one does not expect the opposition to pull off their own tackle and choke them with it. |
| I bought 1 AVGO stock just to see what would happen and its up $13 after hours. WHY DIDNT I BUY 400 MORE |
| last chance to get on board \* huffs copium\* |
| THRIVING OVER HERE |
| Is there a water trojan horse? |
| one whole person: i can't wait for twitter to be public again! |
| all in on private prisons |
| You don’t think I know this, sir? |
| My calls don’t expire til Oct but I am upset |
| AI costly overspend made them worthless |
| Green by open |
| @OP How long you hold a position on an average plays. Mins, Hours, or days? Do you typically do momentum tread( see the flow and jump in and out) or patterns trade (look for previous patterns and short or buy) or pure numbers trade (Earnings and stats etc.)? |
| Googles justification for the raise is that the demand for their AI compute is already exceeding their current supply and what they were finishing for 2026.\n\nThink, the demand right now is EXCEEDING the $190 billion dollars they were already putting into the build out this year. AI demand from Google cloud is exceeding 190 billion of incremental capex.\n\nThat means Google clouds numbers in their next earnings report is going absolutely crush expectations. And you’re WORRIED?\n |
| one look at sundar pichai and i realized he woke up a loser and GOOG is a car |
| Yep! |
| Let’s go ! |
| half the town has busted in the chick that works at your local starbucks so who cares\n\nbullish on kim Ks ass |
| How come I’ve never seen an interview with any of these CEOs about how AI is going to make them actual money? If I have missed it, by all means, please send me a link to the videos. |
| Dude thinks we're the same dude. 😅 |
| Wtf why is this shit going back down? I didn't blow all my money on calls for this shit. Wtf is 🥭 doing,? Come on go lie more so that this shit prints |
| Makes a lot more profit than meta also |
| Tomorrow will be epic. My calls say so. -%2 |
| Will avgo be like hpe tdy ? |
| You can get five Junior hamburgers at Wendy's for 8$. It's an unpatched life hack I found. You can add and modify the toppings as much as you want for no extra cost and it's a source of protein for about a dollar fifty. |
| LULU calls look good tmr ironically |
| Any one working in this domain throw some fuckin insight here |
| My favorite part about these stupid pump & dumps is when future bag holders start saying “I’m dropping in $10k more” and the mods start saying post the proof within a hour or ban. |
| UH OH.. OH NO |
| Back down Microslop goes |
| AVGO produced the GOOGL chips. So... |
| Yes SPCE will give you the E class shares of space x which have more voting power |
| greeds checking in |
| im up 50% on my OPEN, let them come! |
| Artchotexturing thems transaxins |
| until SpaceX, Anthropic, OpenAI IPOs arrive im going to say the market is a bear trap. \nafter these IPOs arrive, all that is going to happen is the bull trap of the millennium. |
| What if our boi sold it the following day? |
| Google what “house money” means at a casino and report back… actually don’t report back |
| All these companies are going all in on AI and if it doesn’t workout 🫵 are fucked |
| Holy shit HPE wtf |
| I bought one at 460. It went up $13 AH. should have bought 400 of them. |
| Common to give a discount for buying in bulk. Larger buyers have more leverage since they can affect demand more. |
| Type of money you don't care about losing. |
| BIGGEST bull run OF ALL TIME and Google completely shuts me down and says IM\nNOT COMING.\n\nDepressing is an understatement.. |
| How old are you? |
| Can anyone tell me why this matters? The guy is crying that pensions invest money |
| You can get five Junior hamburgers at Wendy's for 8$. It's an unpatched life hack I found. You can add and modify the toppings as much as you want for no extra cost and it's a source of protein for about a dollar fifty. |
| L F V N |
| AI can do figma without figma, so why would they use figma? Go to vercel and ask it for a design, it won’t be linking you to figma. |
| Would you plow Kim Ks phat ass knowing ye and half the town busted in there |
| and why are the dollars in my account going up 😈 |
| Fuck I didn't buy it |
| Why not self-finance as they have more than 100b in cash. Make a loan to themselves. |
| Went from almost 9 to 7 that's substantial. I hope it goes up, but we already got bag holders lol |
| Not only market makers though. 401ks aren’t stopping buying. |
| ORCL fibbed 400 train soon |
| Amen |
| Instructions unclear yolo’d into spce |
| corruption is only bad if I'm not involved |
| Fuck. Bought HPQ calls week ago and pass on HPE because I'm a cheapskate. Fuck. Should listen to intuition |
| Gonna get down voted to oblivion but I whole heartedly disagree. You’re comparing apples to oranges here. I firmly believe this is not the same as the crash you went through. It’s human nature to try and find patterns, but I think this is a different ball game. Time will tell 🫡 |
| Can you explain how its a nice long? Their revenue in 2022 was 15b. Their revenue last year was $4.3b. They are also not making profit. At this rate they will be bankrupt in few years. |
| Wdym virgin functionally does not exist? I thought they were trying to make a comeback |
| I’m not sure you understand how these facilities work, at least the RRP facility. You speak of the “rrp buffer”, I’m not sure what you mean by that. \n\nMMFs have dramatically more cash than they did a few years back. This had a little to do with COVID and more to do with banking regulations (which pushed cash towards MMFs). The amount of cash in MMFs at the peak of the RRP levels (2.2 trillion used in the facility) was roughly 5 trillion. They currently stand at 8+ trillion meaning this “buffer” has another 3 trillion (60% more) than it did when it absorbed the 2.2 trillion. https://www.financialresearch.gov/money-market-funds/\n\nI’ll be totally honest with you, attempting to correlate or connect something bad in the economy to the RRP facility will get you absolutely no where. The RP facility use is 100% correlated (when used in excess) to bad things being around but not the RRP facility. |
| Maybe? Get that shit into a lollipop appraiser. Just be sure it isn't an owl. |
| google's broke. this is somehow bad for other hyperscalers. |
| Pfft 18,000 Bitcoins will be worth what? $100k at the rate it’s dropping. |
| KEEL and HIVE |
| I hope everyone was able to get in at the top today before the rollover |
| But gold isn’t ripping |
| you’re right\n\n$FIG is a proxy play for anyone involved with leading competitors who have also been beaten up in the stock market who cant play their own stocks\n\nThe market only saw “SaaS is dead” because how are you going to sell seats when people can generate the one or two features they actually need instead of paying a subscription \n\nThat’s partially true, and yes even a valuation based on NEW enterprise seats is cooked\n\nbut these design SaaS companies have pivoted into a different kind of AI enterprise sales\n\nThe same kind that SpaceX’s S-1 says is a $22.7tr total addressable market\n\nBUT these aren’t pure recurring revenue subscriptions like seats were. So a rerating down away from frothy SaaS multiples is accurate, and that already happened. So now ride the ship on this professional services play and see how fast they can hire sales teams that execute\n\n$FIG at a $14bn marketcap is low low |
| Fuck it I’m in for 10k |
| Every sentence is false! |
| You perfectly timed the top and bottom, true WSB legend right here. |
| Reading this sub I thought GOOG announced bankruptcy and went to check to find a 2% AH dip. We are cooked. |
| My God it’s Jason Bourne… |
| then how come your puts are still going down |
| Oof good luck mine expire in August. I expect a contract either June or July so we’ll see |
| Bitcoin doesn't give a shit about the NASDAQ lol |
| I’m in for 20K in stock + 20k In september 10$ calls. The company actually has a market unlike SPCE. The actual mistake potential is insane. And option contracts are super cheap. |
| I stand for the greater greed |
| GOOG cant get money out of the bonds market, has to raise through equity \n\nImplications for similar companies |
| Ticker? |
| dogshit msft heading back down to 400 |
| Thank you for your sacrifice |
| With $10m |
| Imagine if WSB existed back in 2008 |
| BB been up 80% over the last month and I don't see much talk about it |
| yep in other words record green day |
| I love how no one is talking about the real reason why the market has been pumping. Dollar devaluation. This gains aren’t real, the dollar has just been declining in purchasing power at a rapid pace |
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| What happened to goog and amzn? |
| Should i buy some shares, last earnings it dipped like 100 |
| Probably in September. |
| well, if you try and get Gatorade Recovery Protein Shakes (a Pepsi product) you are def SOL constantly so I believe it |
| Twice. |
| Begin the rug pulls |
| Hopefully Google's dilluting won't cause a deep V in the AI market. Nothing to worry about as it'll recover anyway, but I seriously don't like deep Vs |
| Yeah I ll buy Nvidia and it will go back to 200 for you guys |
| sadly not this week |
| Once deltas go over 0.90, the contract price tends to move dollar for dollar with the stock price change (x100) and there's not much benefit to keep hanging onto it. |
| Everybody calm the eff down. The President said it was just a glitch… now quit crying and get back to buying calls 😤 |
| biggest winner fig is absolutely nuts for a stock thats been trending down and down ytd. you basically yolo'd full port at the very bottom. even then the stock isn't even twice the bottom.\n\ni mean. unless you actually shorted it from 100 too, that becomes more believable. |
| Why MSFT is down after hours? |
| No |
| Ah, possibly lol |
| Every company needs to start offering now, it is a good time to |
| One day it will be right. |
| I FUCKING HATE TSLA MORE THAN DRAMA HATING ARI |
| I haven't bought them yet .Strike 18, Jul 22 is my plan. My thesis is that the Iran shit has run out of steam and a new season of Cuba or Greenland may be started |
| because if I am right, I am gonna print and if I am wrong, I will just reload. |
| I do when I have time, but Im asking if you got any specific websites or forums, cause the news I get and read are always delayed what I see on the market and here |
| How much tax have you paid |
| For one, 250+% IV on HPE calls |
| their sector is AI, they don't have a near monopoly on AI at all. |
| So those recent trades were like large capital purchases... ~$500k?\n\n\n>RRDT: Bought at $141, sold in the mid $160s (+$51k)\n\n\n51k/14 = ~3,650 shares @ $141 = $513k \n\n\n>IREN: Bought at $50, sold at $54 (+$36k)\n\n\n36k/4 = 9,000 shares @ $50 = $450k |
| Bitcoin just traded below $71,000. If Bitcoin is this weak now, even with the NASDAQ hitting record highs, just imagine how much weaker it will be when the NASDAQ finally has a correction, let alone enters a bear market. |
| \-said everyday |
| maybe you missed a minus sign and it was a -10B dollar drug |
| It’s got eyes on it that’s for sure, insane volume. Definitely gonna do something tomorrow |
| https://preview.redd.it/y70r88t3xq4h1.jpeg?width=349&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=af258e9a32d60f543736ee7344635e79bc113aa6 |
| >"You're fucking crazy": DT fumes at Netanyahu in call on Lebanon\n\n\nCheck axios rn |
| Tomorrow will be deep red. If you’re over-leveraged, you’re fucked. |
| https://preview.redd.it/2m2q5go0xq4h1.jpeg?width=996&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6737cd51e5be58db164c093bb9d8f179db3a8888\n\nThanks for the upvote gentlemen !!! |
| Avgo |
| Coming back to say after 2 months of being red, I’m now 400% green |
| Down 0.2% AH and 🐻’s celebrating where is bearhunter |
| This is the shittiest most difficult to read graphic I have seen in quite some time. No one gave bro the “mobile first” memo. |
| Why wouldn’t it be bullish? Google needs money to buy chips. Microsoft and Oracle are the ones getting punished. |
| THANK YOU BARAK **HUSSEIN** RAVID \n\- The Janitor |
| Pretty sure Abivax just said they are now in possession of a 10B dollar drug. And they’re down 40%… |
| Semi's crack is so good that the hyperscalers are robbing liquor stores(retailers) now. That's the phase we are in atm |
| Because I have calls, not shares, lol |
| If everyone can generate code design becomes the biggest differentiator. Agents are going to be using Figma 10x more than humans do in the future. The usage will increase and grow faster |
| Why would you expect it to end, with company after company OBLITERATING earnings? |
| My $2 puts are looking tasty. They cost me .07¢ lol |
| This is the longest ad for ChatGPT pro that I’ve ever seen |
| moon |
| Navitas semiconductor - Excellent price to enter. 20x easily from here 🚀🚀🚀 |
| Big shorts 2 incomin |
| Says the guy buying fake internet money |
| The bears penis shaped rocket successfully brought ASTS price down. Bulls need to do their job |
| Just put the fries in the bag, man |
| Half cock half stash |
| Bankruptcy |
| It is in a dip atm, you might still snag a lil gains |
| Stfu with that 2021 bullshit and talk like a man god damnit |
| Listen, you just need to trust the process. He won’t make a bad deal. Havent you read Art of the Deal? /s |
| Both |
| Elon is my mom, joke’s on you |
| Figma balls |
| . |
| Yes |
| I actually agree. When it rains it poors. “Gemini is lagging competitors hit piece” will follow or some shit |
| Right when you decide to go all in |
| Where's a Axios headline when you need one? My futures are getting creamed |
| What did I just read? I’d rather make a million and pay 500k taxed than 10k and pay 500 in taxes. |
| The ticker has been released. Spce is done for |
| Josh plays umamusume for 100 hours when |
| lol. Try typing in “SPC” and see what comes up. Or by your theory we should be buying “RKT” as it must be a Rocket Ship 🚀 company. |
| Why tho? That has no effect on you if you’re not in SPCE |
| This one will run into the billions valuation since we still in the millions and spaces will be trillions |
| Is that better or worse than a launch pad fire? |
| Sold shares. Bought a few calls to free up cash. |
| Fill up those gas tanks 🥴 |
| that's literally what's happening right now, we are just being super chill about it so nobody suspects it |
| Why'd you get on an alt to ride your own dick |
| I’m just saying 0 dtes are way riskier than buying monthly’s. One tweet can fuck you |
| Immediately after you buy in. |
| This one is mine\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/o64yx65rwq4h1.png?width=1344&format=png&auto=webp&s=39819c08286b09aec8fd9926a7e5900972931ca6 |
| Such reasoning is not welcome here! |
| Maybe playing the russell entry? But yes wth, I'm in. Longer dated calls, but I'm in. |
| You said you'd keep my secret! |
| It probably uses everyone's internet data to train the ai grok tho |
| I bet the janitor at axios is making bank on those articles. |
| it's just bottom |
| I have 50k (€) rn I need to turn them into 250k in 1 year. Yes ik its not fucking possible but I AM GOING TO TAKE RISKS. I need suggestions |
| Scalping in a green market |
| EOSE is another in this space. I'm long both. |
| GOOG back to 300$ |
| At what price? |
| That's what happens upon selling. Earnings were good. Why did you sell. Institutions buy after earnings call until there is a red flag which i dont see any. Path has potential to be multibagger |
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| this one is promising, strong short squeeze setup, shorts are going to have no choice but to cover and exit once volume floods in, and judging by today that's already begun. the cost to borrow %, lack of shares to borrow and dividend fees must be eating them up right now. |
| I was set to full port HPE after the DELL runup post earning, but you assholes convinced me to full port SPCE instead! I hate you 🤡 |
| Opendoor bagholders are going to enter the chat within the next few days. |
| Fuck you |
| How TF does one not load up on calls for HPE and SMCI after seeing what DELL reported. Literally, free money |
| wAImart |
| Probably should’ve added more at 20’s instead of selling. |
| this would be about the 144th iran deal, i think. i lost count somewhere. |
| that video was wildly wrong, tried to claim $1.65B for YouTube was a vast overvaluation |
| I believe so but in the end I feel the same way about Tesla and god knows I am not shorting that shit |
| They are all tied to maintain the lie. |
| You know people are clowning on you but I’m pretty sure opendoor will announce they’ll transform homes into data centers and they’ll sky rocket like all birds for a day or two lol |
| green knives |
| What if I dont wanna follow you, like or subscribe? Huh how bou da? Make your fuckn video and stfu. Ill do what I want. |
| Had a feeling HPE was gonna pump after earnings. Almost bought it but didn’t. FML |
| WOMP |
| This. Free ride into the sunset and don’t look back |
| Today I learned that META is not the power bottom I thought it was |
| NVDA basically gained a DELL today. |
| Yeah no.. |
| I don’t even fucking know anymore man. 😔 |
| Here we go boys and girls! |
| Scammy altman should realize that nobody wants guardrails. I wanna use his stupid models to have honest conversations about some very real historical events and things going on in the world but it treats me like a preschooler and becomes the WRONG type of therapist. It’s not that the models aren’t capable, they are, but it’s his stupid guardrails that ruin everything. Puts on the ipo… |
| EOW USO calls will be green as hell\n\n |
| I bought GTLB at $70 and sold at $20 |
| You only lose what you sell |
| They renovate houses then sell them. Its not a terrible company. That sector has been struggling recently, might be due a turnaround tbh. But yea, 4.40 ish is a much better price entry. |
| Sandisk or AXTI |
| Falling knives can go upwards too |
| 🍿🥤 |
| why would you do that when there’s 3 years of bull run left |
| Top |
| #DELL WILL LIFT US FROM THE MATRIX |
| SPCE* |
| 4 8 15 16 23 42 |
| Gonna fly! |
| At least you’re eating with a king instead of a clown. The trucker is a plus. |
| It is over |
| Brutal for CRDO bros. ALAB sold off and then rallied 60% tho. |
| Man I can’t believe they’re gonna give bers hope again before ripping it away with another TACO Tuesday lmao |
| I bought puts (because the madness has to end) fully expecting to wake up to $0 tomorrow! |
| Yes |
| if burry was tech literate/not retarded, he'd be shorting arm, instead of nvda/pltr/hyperscalers.\n\nhe's so fixated on amortization time for no apparent reason, meanwhile, arm has a pe of over 9000. \n\nor shit, target amd over their ridiculous gpu deals where they dilute by 20% with ~no current upside.\n\nsilly blogger. |
| This is all accurate. I just feel that the market doesn’t care anymore. \n\nIt’s like market makers realized that if they ignore reality and just keep pumping they’ll all make a ton of money. Fundamentals don’t matter. \n\nBernie was just ahead of his time. |
| Yall are like paper bags in the rain, couple clouds blocking the sun for 2 minutes doesn't mean the sun is gone. nut up and wait 30 seconds and we can all go back to buttfuqing the bers |
| DVLT potential? 👀 |
| Why MSFT tanking tho? I’m not surprised but fuck lmao |
| hear me out boys\n\ntake out a huge personal loan, bigger the better\n\nintentionally miss a payment and indicate to the servicer you may be unable to pay it back\n\nestablish a one man loan shark business\n\nbuy the now distressed loan from the original servicer for pennies on the dollar\n\nwrite the loan off your books\n\nprofit |
| AVGO |
| This new axios is not the vibe we needed to save the pump |
| $8.88 KING |
| how about looking at ASTS? |
| Been watching this one since last week, almost everyday right before AH ends it takes a massive dive but the next morning rips back up higher. I just stopped watching the AH’s movement on it at this point |
| I have the same play, hopefully this post does not get taken down |
| Following |
| Do you have any guesses on when it’ll pop? |
| imo this GOOGL ATM is just a start and more is coming. |
| Puts on TSLA. |
| DVLT 👀 |
| How did you know wtf |
| Is anyone looking at ABTS? |
| grammas butterscotch? |
| Hut hasn't skipped a beat even since then |
| Dells going up fast and like clockwork jane has eyeran go fully monty and block the strait lol |
| https://preview.redd.it/l6mf3n96wq4h1.jpeg?width=1166&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e0305b500b3f55332b13a5fd00558ae0cd097fc4 |
| BYD will take full responsibility for accidents in Full Self Drive mode. Tesla isn’t there yet. |
| And they have their own catalysts before that without the IPO play. Also, it's Sept lol |
| hello barak ravid, do the funni tomorrow\n\n |
| I want to be in a group and chat! |
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| Dude. Grew up with the school bus dropping me off at my dad’s muffler shop. Could not figure out why this graphic hit so hard for me LOL. |
| Do you think they don’t underwrite the ROI? Just doing it on vibes?\n\nLook, the company is competing against literally every big monster of a company in their respective niche and are competitive with them, name another company that can execute well enough to pull this stuff off:\n\nNvidia (TPU’s),\n\nopenAI and Anthropic (Gemini),\n\nAWS and Azure (Google cloud), \n\nNetflix and meta (YouTube and ads), \n\nTesla and Uber (Waymo)\n\nI trust that they know what they’re doing. |
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| Exactly. Squeeze it. A meme play + an index inclusion + short squeeze. I don't even know what the company does. |
| puts on this tri tip sandwich, its about to get destroyed |
| They haven't made printers in years |
| Just found out one of my co worker bought spce at $8.40. I actually met a bagholder irl. LMAO🤌 |
| Yeah right and Elon is my dad |
| ill keep an eye on your next moves to see if i go all in in the future |
| Brilliant actually. Why not? We make the rules. Fuk it |
| I just lost $8K. I wouldn't be bragging about that. |
| Futes drilling, bears will reign tmr |
| counterparty risk. |
| Push it back out |
| Petition to create a WSB index/inverse index |
| Depends on the lollipop. |
| I am playing WOOF $2.5c, and CHWY $22.5c as a backup plan |
| I’m long on METH, BLOW, and TRANQ myself.\n\nDisclaimer: This is not investment advice. |
| dont you dare |
| Yea I did that a few times when i started. Now when i close a winning option play, 80% goes to buying shares. 20 stays in the option account. Never sell shares except to rotate into other shares. My gamble account been doing pretty good this last couple months though. Just been buying qqq calls every day. |
| Dumped my shares after earnings for a small gain. Of course it will go to ATH now |
| I also use regard’s workstation |
| Give me call options to buy. Make no mistakes. |
| SPCE up almost +22% today on 283M volume and some tards think it's over. wtf??? |
| they are letting you on the spaceship before we go off |
| I think that $365 went to NVDA |
| dumpin ahh |
| week 10 of hoping my puts print 🐣 |
| Thank you |
| If a company like GOOG needs dilution to fund its infrastructure then what about all the smaller players in the AI Neo cloud ecosystem? There will be a crazy round of dilution everywhere |
| Personally I offset it with massive losses |
| gratz on getting in on 100 shares of GOOG at 365! |
| Except Tesla, all are good |
| I had no idea Google wasn't cool anymore wtf |
| It didn't budge for that. QQQ just started dumped within the last 15 mins. |
| not with that attitude |
| On the last week of August 2024 I went to a clinic for tendon issues , this elder woman was my doctor and I can see her million dollar portfolio , it was the day SMCI crashed because of some news of fraud , she also had TSLA and TSLA calls. I told her I can see she owns SMCI and she sighed , she asked me what stocks I'm invested in and I just said "Space". I never went back to that clinic so I was wondering if she invested in space stocks and think I'm an angel that fell from heaven to give her stock advice.\n\nAll these space stocks are up 10-20x since August 2024 |
| Memory doesn’t follow the market anymore, MU $1200 EOW |
| What are the other names in this space? Who is their competition? |
| wrong they just want to rule the world lol |
| Im in, strong setup |
| why cant trump just declare all u.s. equities are worth 100x as much and then we can just sell them and pay off the us debt afterward?\n\neconomists hate this one simple trick. |
| I smell fear, is it finally time for the bears to celebrate going from -73% to -61% tomorrow? God help us. |
| 20k a year? Holy shit europoors are a real thing |
| Nah, this is all bullish. You’ll see in the am |
| Let’s fucking go |
| It's like WeWork owning a wave pool company or a turmeric creamer except SpaceX owning Twitter or Grok. |
| Why not spread it around? CRWV, NBIS, Hive, Keel, Hut8. Hut is a good play but it was a better play 6 months ago. |
| FUCK TSLA |
| It can go even crazier…. |
| >You're f*cking crazy. You'd be in prison if it weren't for me. I'm saving your ass. Everybody hates you now. Everybody hates Israel because of this.\n\nOh wait I heard this one before |
| Lots of stuff looks like shit and you're telling me SPY hit new ATHs? \n\nLet me guess, just by looking at NVDA, semis are holding the markets? |
| ORCL next to trillion Altman tease today, these markets are incredible |
| Cmon META. Just go to 620 |
| Everything is always priced in, except obvious ai earnings beneficiaries beating estimates |
| Guess who sold a GOOG 18dte 365 csp at close |
| Not only did I not get HPE calls, but I won't get my share of the anti-weaponization $1.8B fund?!?!\n\nThis is some bullshit |
| Can’t wait for the bulltard tears tomorrow 😂 |
| My boi mgk |
| Could you imagine being one of those boring investors who just buy spy ETFs? That 0.05% growth is not looking too exciting, but i guess to them it's like getting jackpot at a casino or something. |
| Learn to spell before calling others dumb, you dumb stupid idiot. |
| $nok team assemble . Hpe beat on networking should pump it + csco/cls |
| Yeah that's why the stock price is down 99% even today with multiple days of straight 30%+ returns |
| Idk what’s funnier meta bulls getting blown up or Tesla bulls |
| It’s crazy because they started today around 150%. \n\n\nWhen this one pops it’s going up fast |
| These companies are making so much money from AI that they have to sell you shares so they can make even more money. It’s so obvious. We actually need more dilution |
| What scripts have you fed it I might try this |
| Chase the hype or forever hold your cash. |
| Uh oh |
| man google the info |
| Remy is in charge of that |
| HOW IS MY SPY 800 6/18 LOOKING? |
| \> Ebola in India and DRC \n\> Hantavirus cases slowly moving up while tracking is established \n\> Screwworms moving north \n\> antivaxxer leading the HHS \n\n2026 is truly the year of nurgle. |
| Cock sucking cock |
| SPCE 🚀🚀🚀\n\n(please) |
| Korea degens prob see the Google dilution as bullish and pump DRAM overnight |
| amzn pushed my fucking shit in today |
| >despite acknowledging a use-case beyond cash. you're not coherent, but please by all means walk me through you logic here.\n\nWhen I say useless I’m exaggerating a little bit. It can be used for certain situations. It’s just not anywhere near the best option for 99.9% of people. It’s useless for the average person.\n\n>ensure your purchasing power grows in the long-term, so no bitcoin is still a better investment if that's your goal.\n\nBitcoin doesn’t guarantee that.\n\n>what would you consider a store of value then? \n\nGovernment bonds might do better. |
| AVGO or CRWD ? |
| 💀 |
| Vix calls.. calm before a storm or something |
| just admin you bought at the top |
| They finally made u/Cashflow_ a flair mod\n\nCrazy work |
| I know, I played HPE earnings today. But HP is going to follow the same trend in thinking, possibly getting some AI partnerships as well just to compete. |
| Oh thank Allah he spoke to Hormuz, everything is saved! |
| I donno man… im really sad though… |
| Well that's fine, just good corporate governance. if debt is cheaper, do that. If issuance is cheaper, do that. More worrying for me is the fact that they gave BrkB a discount. Why the need for that? |
| GOOGL dilution. |
| Finally, puts gonna print |
| Hey you’re the guy who just sold 100k worth of spy |
| The only way they can get engineers to with for them is prepaid OF subscriptions. It’s expensive |
| Crossing my fingers |
| Isn't Citrons guy currently facing prison for securities fraud? |
| I want something else\n\nTo get me through this\n\nSemi run hard again\n\nBaby, baby |
| And that folks was the blow off. Hope no ruined orgasms tomorrow |
| WHAT are your moves tomorrow??? |
| I already own SPCE bro, and it’s doing fucking great! |
| Can we ban SPCE comments please that got old fast |
| Love it when fucking google of all things is crushing my portfolio AH. Thanks sundar. |
| Super cum |
| did you count them to verify you werent shorted? |
| SPY dropping but DRAM up I love this |
| Sold my 50c 7/17 at close. AMA |
| SPY falling AH...tf? |
| If it drops a lot I will be loading up again. My cost basis for what I have is 180 and I want more but I am more LT in certain stocks |
| Your strategy seems to be buy value stocks with solid upside and sell for a profit. That's fucking interesting. But I don't think it's for me. |
| 😂 never. Any sign of that will be followed by great and amazing deal |
| Load up PATH 🚀🚀🚀 |
| The play is to take advantage of WSB memeing SPCE and making headlines so people think they missed the train on that one, but then think OPEN is a good alternative. Yes I know that's literally me. |
| Nobel Prize for talks going well confirmed |
| I do so much better trading when I'm busy with other things throughout the day, rather than staring at charts all day. |
| -10% on Tesla is the most likely outcome |
| Who else has been using chatgpt to get earning play suggestions. It did say I should get dell and hpe calls. Never acted on it. Says I should get avgo calls. Too expensive. Looking at earnings for next week instead. |
| What happened to goog? |
| tiny V into a 2nd moon |
| Nah not yet |
| Total\n\n~$365 billion erased in one trading session across just those five names.\n\nBreaking it down:\n\n* Apple: ~$85B\n* Tesla: ~$64B\n* Meta: ~$76B\n* Amazon: ~$94B\n* Google: ~$46B\n\nGrand Total ≈ $365 billion |
| I sold puts. Sorry, forgot to tell you |
| 14% short too. Price alert set for 4.40, I'll wait for that. For the brave, there is a 5x CFD for OPEN. |
| It’s gonna get bloody |
| Every year tho. |
| Palo alto networks tomorrow? |
| I bought 1 $50 strike right before close. Thought it could possibly do a Dell too. Shoulda coulda woulda. Wish I had gotten a few more 🤦🏻♂️ |
| Ai powered Bcc’s |
| Is now the right time to chuck some money in ? |
| They’re already floating the idea of an at the money offering plus nearly 80% of the stock is owned by institutional investors. I don’t think the 20% retail investors are gonna be able to beat the market makers. |
| Who dalutin |
| Damn, I'm cooked \n\n\n\nSPY is going to bleed out |
| Its over |
| honestly heloc around 7-8% is a on par with margin loan\n\n |
| Hpe did pretty good today we will see how it starts tomorrow |
| The guy in charge said deal within the week |
| better\n\n$SPCE and OpenAi |
| This article has it backwards funnily enough \n\nI think SPCX is the virgin company and SPCE is Elon's |
| wut happen now |
| It's still TBD. But expected to be soon! |
| Pump where? |
| The shares aren't even trading currently. It's just people getting out\n\nJust cause they release 2% more shares doesn't mean it's only a 2% decline. It can magnify |
| What's the news that is making my QQQ puts very happy?! |
| AI said share dilution would be awesome\n\noh sorry about that |
| Is AMD run joever guys? Are my calls i bought at close today cooked? |
| Just like that everyone despises google and we might see 300 again it seems wow |
| I have one thing the evil institution quants don’t have and that is my tank of pure regardium |
| You didn’t hear about the great correction tomorrow? |
| My port is meh, stocks are growing quite nicely but keep blowing up my tiny options account lol…\n\nI’ve gone from $200 to $3000 three times this year and always blow it up here\n\nYou? |
| maybe the real spacex. prob not spce |
| EVERYTHING IS COMPUTER |
| wait how does a $6.5m play even start |
| Had $220K worth of HPE stocks, but fear of "sell the news" was too high and I sold 2 min. before the earnings.. but this is what it is.. 😞 |
| Congrats! You are a legend! |
| When Elon hits the road and does media on June 4, what exactly do you think will happen after he activates his bot farms on twitter and the entire space sector rallies, especially after it bled down and will consolidate this entire week? \n\nIt doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure that one out |
| Why did Tesler shit the bed today? I mean i hate the stonk but did i miss some news? |
| Aliens use human as cheap labor to build their data center. |
| I only bought 1 call 🙁 |
| HP is only for consumer products, you are looking for HPE (Hewlett Packard Enterprise) in terms of AI exposure. They do Servers and Switches (Juniper). They just had their earnings call. |
| OP is a sovereign citizen |
| It’s a fake down move, Trump just said “Thank you BiBi!” So we are going up tomorrow and my oil stocks going to get crushed |
| Gay and regarded |
| Definitely take some profits...I don't think this can dump very far. Who are the top shareholders? Aside from the 40 mil worth spce can dump in an attempt to dilute which is roughly only 5 million shares and would crash the price a whole 6% back to 6.95 range lol, who else has shares? |
| Ho lee fk, bols are cooked 🩸 |
| God damn |
| Can you turn $50,000 into $1,000,000? |
| I bought like $300 in 1995 but i lost those |
| If those kids understood what Google just did, they'd be very upset |
| Difference is the OpenAI IPO isn’t even confirmed, and wouldn’t be until Q4 anyway? |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/9tacos made a bet that SPCE would go to 4.9464 within **1 day** when it was 6.183 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 4 wins and 18 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) | [Post Verified Trades](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1pp3o5t/verified_trader/) |
| Thank you for your service |
| Yeah it could go up another 10,000%\n\nBut there's a bunch of stuff in this market that will likely do that first. Don't marry the stock. Lock it in bb |
| if you think USO is not going to 150 again, well |
| Idk but I’m rotating bigly into $WARP this week |
| market hated GOOG last year and it can hate it again |
| i remember selling at $600 thinking i just fleeced everyone \n\nnow im janitor of the month at wendy’s |
| Appreciate the perspective and I’m glad you commented because it helped me get a better understanding of this as well. This is what if found:\n\nYou are entirely right on the micro level: a zero balance in the ON RRP means the facility is doing its job defending the floor, and private collateral clearing is running smoothly day-to-day.\n\nBut I’m looking at this from a structural liquidity perspective, not a daily pricing one. The reason the lack of use is alarming now—whereas it wasn't for most of 2013–2019—comes down to the mechanics of this specific QT cycle.\n\nOver the last two years, the draining of that $2+ trillion ON RRP cash pile acted as a sterilization buffer. As Money Market Funds shifted out of the facility and into T-bills, they absorbed massive Treasury duration without touching bank reserves. Because of that 'MMF shield,' bank reserves stayed completely flat despite aggressive Fed QT.\n\nNow that the ON RRP buffer is functionally exhausted, that insulation is gone. From here on out, every dollar of QT and every new Treasury auction has to draw directly from systemic bank reserves.\n\nYou mentioned September 2019—that crisis happened precisely because bank reserves drifted below the Lowest Comfortable Level of Reserves (LCLR). By definition, the runway to hitting that LCLR again just got a lot shorter because the ON RRP cushion is no longer there to absorb the bleed. The plumbing works fine today, but the macro buffer is spent.\n\nIf you have more to add to this, I am interested. |
| Do I go to sleep or watch SPCE overnight? |
| 🫵😍 |
| Talks were in fact not going well at all |
| wrong way Dell |
| The Starlink portion of SPCX would be a good investment. The rocket portion has a limited market available and the AI portion is a money furnace that generates content for pdf files |
| I heard the Towel stock is gonna start a new space program [](https://www.bedbathandbeyond.com/) |
| Here's a great lesson. The stock market is not around to make you rich.\n\nIt is for companies to raise capital by issuing shares\n\nThe whole point is for them to print paper that you buy in the hopes of it being a lotto ticket\n\n\n\nLet me know who you think is conning who |
| People be sleeping on IOT |
| It's 1.8% of market cap. And the stock is 1.8% down. For now. |
| Gemini told Google to dilute. |
| I miss his ex as an emoji \n\nSad frog |
| Hey everyone look at this: $OPEN and OpenAI 🥸 |
| ☝️ AVGO runs on Dell's and HPE's servers after all, and their pricing is even more greedy than Dell's and HPE's. |
| tomorrow, day after and this whole week basically. just need to manage the risk |
| There's an automatic watchlist somewhere that just added a row of data. |
| Nobody here knows |
| where are those figma bawls people |
| It’s ok GOOG I hate my money! |
| It’s a complete shitstock. FW PE of 162, and that’s with lofty analyst expectations that may never be met. |
| step right up for your ticket to guaranteed bag holding |
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| How much are they spending vs return on that investment. Their cloud services are less profitable than the rest of their company. |
| RIVN short squeeze beginning to run! |
| wait when did openai go public |
| holy shit lol. It broke 1k |
| I bought |
| Commodore |
| The whole thing is nutz boyz |
| I think it can get back to $60 next year |
| Why DDOG red ah? Unacceptable! |
| i'll either have a classy escort in my new lambo or be blowing truckers for a whopper by EOW 🤷♂️ |
| Guys google is just having fomo about SpaceX, OpenAI, and Anthropic raising capital from retail in their IPO’s. That’s all. |
| https://preview.redd.it/f892udywuq4h1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6b108a254a26bd991c0b31a5a4040c3612c37f87 |
| literally can't go tits up |
| *DONARD* |
| Everyone I've met on there is always so friendly |
| **You are** **absolutely right!** My numbers were **not accurate** and were not based on **any** **actual financial statement.**\n\nHere are some quick tips to ace your **next interview at Wendy's. 👉** |
| ####All My Homies Hate Sam Altman |
| Thats the only way this works out, haha getting the regards here who will post this same thesis as the play in a month or two. |
| HODL |
| They have a big announcement tomorrow too I think |
| With all these old computer stocks flying, is anyone playing HP?? I know they have less AI exposure but still, there’s also always a partnership possibility.\n\nAlso, is anyone playing Figma heavily? I feel like it’s very undervalued. |
| Excuse me for interrupting but. The Fuck is SPY doing? |
| I sold out of everything \n\nOnly AMD remains 🔥 |
| ####All My Homies Hate Sam Altman |
| The number of things that have to go right for this strategy to succeed *this much*, and on *this timescale*, is simply mind boggling. Congrats! How many trades per month are you typically making? |
| Who are the regards who bought the top this afternoon? 😂😂😂 |
| As a gay guy I purchased 1000€ worth of Grindr shares last year at 17$ and sold everything at 24$/share. \n\nI stopped using the app because now I have a boyfriend, but last year I hooked up with nearly 20 guys thanks to Grindr. \n\nBy far it's the best gay app\n\n |
| $arm stock price is about the same as its PE ratio lmao |
| Mmmm the musics just about over whether that’s a week or 4 month no one knows |
| I'd just hold all of them combined with some semis |
| everything reminds me of her |
| I bought and sold YEARS ago |
| I've been at this for over 30 years, worked at Morgan Stanley through the 2000 tech revolution then collapse, saw the frenzied gains then margin calls first hand. Never have we seen such a dumpster fire of financial tricks, self dealing, straight up money furnace, eliminate exchange rules, 4% share float, lockup period relaxed so insiders can unload. It'll no doubt pop with retail bag holder believers, but good luck people, Musk is the greatest conman of our century. |
| Stock halted and people couldn’t close positions. So panic spread like a wildfire. |
| It's only like 8 cups or so, about 2 lbs. |
| It's ok they're diluting the GOOG to fuel the spaceX/Anthropic IPO hypetrain. Don't question the strat |
| I remember riding them from $350 to like $550 thinking I was a God |
| getting high and cheering for every cent upwards move on space like a tru degenerate |
| Nice! What made you stick with and grow your FIG position? |
| They do something computer related. Bullish. |
| What does it mean lol |
| China is about to unleash the dragon\n\ncrouching tiger, hidden pp |
| Hearing oil crisis is finally about to start. \n\n^(About fucking time) |
| They hold 162,000 Digital Tulips? I'm just trying to understand here. |
| I was wondering the same. Where are the losing trades? No one only has winners. |
| No because I said so |
| They are selling |
| Tim cock’s cock dysfunction starts tmrw 📉 |
| You don’t understand market sentiment |
| I got into a fund that had access to pre-buy the IPO. Can’t wait until the 12th |
| It went down 4% from its AH peak |
| I bought it last week and held, will buy even more tomorrow. The difference between HPE and DELL is almost the same as GOOG and GOOGL, so pretty much none. Just HPE has some catching up to do in terms of stock value, which I fully expect to happen from this point onwards. |
| MU Lolol I’m still trying to think what made me go ahead and buy this ooohhhhhhhhh six weeks ago when it was like 330 |
| How do you use margin responsibility? You said you use it for shorter term trades, take profits and keep rolling into your winners. I am a bit scared of margin and I want to understand it more so that it can be an ally instead of a hinderance. I unlocked level 2 options which is why I have margin enabled, but I haven’t been sure how to use it. I am also still developing my options strategy and for the most part I am in no rush in that department. I would be happy to use margin for just stocks as well like you have been doing. |
THIS IS THE KICKER:  Opendoor shares jump as Russell 3000 process begins Opendoor surged 6% to .34 on nearly 40 million shares as investors positioned ahead of its Russell 3000 inclusion after June 26. ts2.tech |
| This could be frustrating |
| Don't worry guys, Trump just said that there should be a deal sometime this week. It's totally the first time he's ever said that. |
| Make sure to tell it not to make any mistakes |
| No thanks google. I will not spend more $ for storages. I will simply ask claude to build an app to aggregate 50 google accounts so I can have 750gb combined. Fuck you for fucking up my port you goofy ass logo POS. |
| Certainly not at a Wendy's. |
| Spce will have another run tomorrow |
| “Xerox up 400% after AI-fueled earnings beat” |
| There is also a pretty significant but cyclical shortage of cattle in the USA. This has caused beef prices to rise over 15% and live cattle futures continue to increase over the same period. Not helping the situation is screw worm edging its way closer to the us border. Cattle have protein. Run on cattle/beef like it’s toilet paper in 2020. Winner winner chicken dinner |
| Thank you, Bibi |
| More likely that they’re on something… |
| You’ll be holding bags full of cash |
| Berkshire invest 10billion more in Google after tripling their position and you are selling? |
| anyone figured out why microshyt dropped? |
| I forgot to add, that this is being added to the Russell 3000 this Friday. We have guaranteed buying pressure over the next week as we approach the inclusion date. Funds start their reallocations before the event itself. Look at CVNA when they were added to the S&P. |
| Wtf you talking about the market is not liking it? I have more than doubled my money on this stock in like 7 months. VRT has been insane all year! |
| This should be pinned somewhere |
| Yes, I do that but don’t really swing trade |
| Wut |
| Just had a great call with BIBI, inshallah. |
| Chilling with my MU bvll friends looking at more data centers spending news |
| Just hold |
| Wow |
| OP the one who accidentally bought it and is now trying to get out |
| Ugh GOOGL shelf offering. My calls are in shambos |
| profit taking |
| It's SNDK $2000 time . Enough is enough\n\n |
| This is the way! Keep up the great work sir 😎 |
| https://preview.redd.it/gfoz0qe5uq4h1.png?width=1642&format=png&auto=webp&s=6f726a1423342111fae4dfc9e1676c70264701b4\n\nI added HPE to my momentum portfolio this afternoon, seriously lucky timing on the rebalance |
| Yes |
| I might have grossly underestimated my retardation |
| FLNC 40 tomorrow |
| 🌽 has been rotating to semis |
| You were so close to getting that right SPCE dumps tomorrow and the market hits all time highs |
| It’s character building! |
| can you do *Explain Like I'm Ape* on this? I kinda understand call options but not really understand puts, I can't even trade neither of them at my broker. \nWhat does it mean to sell a put? And what was your thought process behind doing this play? Could you lose the 6,720$ or how much did you have to initially spend?\n\nIs it like you sold some a guarantee that you will buy from them the shares if it drops below 42$ price before JUN 05? And the cost of that guarante costed 2.24$ for each share or 30 x 100 x 2.24$ = 6,720$ total?\n\nBut then, why you already made 6.7k$, don't you need to wait until 5 June?\n\nAnd why someone buys that guarantee, doesn't he know about incoming earnings? Or he was afraid they are gonna be bad? Why did you believe it gonna grow then?\n\nI fully understand shares but my tiny brain somehow always feels overwhelmed with calls or puts. |
| abel |
| We're beyond the bubble now. |
| "crush" |
| Has Iran offered to rename the Strait of Hormuz the Strait of Donald Trump in exchange for full control of it? |
| SpaceX going public before GTA VI |
| Sold now and MSFT last week and loaded up Google today. This can’t be real lmfao |
| market can't dump while the iran war is still on because a peace deal might be just around the corner |
| HPE bols in shambles - how will they ever recover? 😟 |
| You gotta give these young up and comers a chance. They are working out of a garage |
| Is getting into spce tomorrow viable or will I be bag holding? |
| Don’t. You have the potential to get a lot of upvotes if you hold and this reverses back to cost, or even better, a loss. |
| No I will not be upgrading my Gmail storage after you fucked up my port. |
| Mo money mo problems baby |
| If Google bears exist, have at me, give us cheap Google shares |
| I’m sure a company like Google diluting is fine and normal. Just absolutely fine. They need the money |
| Google doing an innovative, AI-driven reverse buyback |
| Apes together regarded. |
| What computer stocks are we buying next boys?\n\nCompaq, Gateway, eMachines, Packard Bell? 😤 |
| I bought 150 shares @ 26.40 this morning, might be time to double down. |
| You lost DELL and even if it was fucking free You lost HPE as well??\n\nLast chance: AVGO CALLS!! |
| big dic move |
| be arm. make very little earnings. sue biggest customer. lose lawsuit. be up a gazillion percent for no real reason. constantly insist that they're an ai play, despite... licensing cheap cpus. be up 300% in a month. have a pe of over 9000. still go up.\n\nwhat |
| Look at OXY, they bought at 2022, took an Iran war for it to go up meaningfully |
| Looks like it did 20.8% and is hovering around 4% AH |
| https://preview.redd.it/8id6wtz7uq4h1.jpeg?width=1104&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f8840215b3a91667ab32a6ddb911fff8b69d0632 |
| Im going to write a book calls “art of making money”, and the first chapter will be “Just buy calls, retards!”. LMAO🤌 |
| 24c 9/18 |
| 🥭 just told ABC news that he thinks we will have an agreement with Iran within a week!!! It's 100% over now lol |
| Almost back to original IPO price |
| SpaceX, ISRO, ArianeSpace, ULA, and maybe BO when they get their shit together. BTW BO's fuck ups with the last ASTS sat and their rocket exploding is exactly why ASTS is oversold. The market is bound to correct with the next successful launch(es). |
| Because AI isn’t making money |
| Why day before? Genuinely curious about logic |
| No fucking way |
| That's because OpenAI hemmorages money even faster than the other AI companies. |
| I say… RIPPING |
| Googles justification for the raise is that the demand for their AI compute is already exceeding their current supply and what they were finishing for 2026.\n\nThink, the demand right now is EXCEEDING the $190 billion dollars they were already putting into the build out this year. AI demand from Google cloud is exceeding 190 billion of incremental capex.\n\nThat means Google clouds numbers in their next earnings report is going absolutely crush expectations. And you’re WORRIED?\n |
| im regarded, but when i saw avgo hit 464 in AH a day ago and saw it in the 450s at open i bought and saw my paycheque print in 20 min, today i see avgo at 474 in AH....whos gonna guess what im doing? |
| This stock will moon. The valuation is dog shit but as we’ve seen.. Elon is playing by different rules and these days logic is out the door. \n\nI predict a dip on open when insiders sell, then a massive spike over the coming weeks. I will eye calls. \n\nDD: a tingling in my ballsack I can’t ignore |
| I mean, to be fair Julius Caesar pulled off putting a siege wall around the enemies siege wall, with another siege wall behind him |
| GOOGL bulls lmao |
| Watching your HPE poots be $0 tomorrow 🤭 |
| To the moon! |
| I'm taking this shit 😂🤣 |
| I made my one day 30k Friday. Feeling good about the conservative estimate. |
| Watching one's portfolio rise 30% and close -10% the same hour certainly changes a man |
| One stock is never a good idea.. at least pick several winners from different sectors |
| You are literally my inspiration. Stayed with 300 bucks a week ago and im currently at 1100 trading power. I WILL get to where you are. |
| We dump tomorrow and SPCE hits $500 |
| Idk I’m retarded |
| I want AI that destroys other AI. Built specifically to find and destroy server farms |
| I need one last big GUH! |
| It wasn't obvious because it already ran up 35% with $DELL, shit makes no sense |
| We might see NVDA puts printing for next few weeks. NVDA diversifying into the PC market means they are expecting to either hit a ceiling in the data centers market or they’re threatened by somebody else’s entry on their turf. \nThis move will be seen as a sign for desperation; why are they trying to get a piece of a way smaller pie? Who is coming for them? |
| He bought when it was sub $20 I guess. |
| Amazon always dips at new highs, might as well wait for a drop to a trendline with a bounce |
| The google dilution is fucking BULLISH for memory/chips/AI buildout stocks. Fucking GOOG says its worth it to dilute for more cash immediately to deploy for the buildout. They aren't doing that to stop/slow down the buildout. |
| Spelling mistake detected, it's SPCE |
| I'm highly regarded because I'll be the exit liquidity from my ETFs |
| Yea start off with 250k.... Must of been tough 😭 |
| Enron |
| So your buying and selling constantly? How is that like a dead trader? |
| sounds like a disease |
| more capital mean more growth. bullish af |
| I mean, there was a bubble 18 years ago. It’s why I got a graduate degree. |
| NOW bouncin off dat resist |
| Damn, somehow found a strategy worse than the current Trump Administration strategy. Didn't think that was possible. |
| It is if they placed trades before announcing to the world. |
| they come out on weekends and after hours |
| My side hustle is fur trapping |
| when space rotation again?\n\ni mean actual space, not SPCE you regards |
| i'm so glad the convo turned to goog |
| This will squeeze. Borrow rates hit 295% today. |
| Recycled Pic for doors because re-res don't understand reddit money-fication. This bot deserves your hard earned clicks into dollars. Unfortunately I went bear and downed it. \n\nGet the trash out. |
| As someone who doesn’t know anything, how can figma be undervalued when AI can straight up skip the UI design now. It seems like entire sites can be coded just almost as quick as a new UI can be built on figma. Idk it seems like the boom was during the pando, but what do I know |
| 2 minutes till futures start PLUMMETING |
| What happened to all of the 🐻 here? This past weekend was full of them, now nothing? 🦗🦗 |
| I added some at an earlier “dip” tbh and it kept dipping |
| Servers |
| Think about how rich you’d be if you traded options instead of shares |
| the double rocket emoji is oddly specific here |
| Holy shit I'm in...this is almost too good to pass up 😂 |
| At least twice a day |
| Are you doing this full time or is your work flexible enough to stay onto of it all. |
| Ulta? |
| It hasn't been rug pulled yet. You don't need to be a long term investor until you're holding heavy bags.\n\nJust enjoy the ride and take some profit |
| 😭 |
| if you’re not making money in this market i fear what you’ll lose in a bear market |
| crazy though that it popped big on Dell's earnings. Then popped again today. And it's still rocketing on earnings. That it reacted like $DELL even after some pricing in of the $DELL optimism is crazy. After seeing how much it rallied on Dell's earnings AND then how much it rallied today, I definitely didn't think it had another 30% in the tank. |
| Loading up on $SPCE 🚀 |
| What the fuk does HPE even do |
| I bought a big bag. It was on sale. |
| ULTA? |
| Big enough radiators. |
| Berkshire only buys no growth dino companies |
| My portfolio has been doing gains last 2 weeks, idk what I am doing wrong??? Someone decreased the misery settings in my life |
| Congrats u are probably a millionaire now |
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| It would help if his post wasn't clearly written by AI. I don't know why people are so bad at spotting this. Maybe because I use ChatGPT every day I can see AI writing style from a mile away.\n\n"My goal isn’t to catch every dollar. It’s to compound wins and avoid big losses\n\nI’m trying to trade more like a dead person and less like a day trader now though\n\nRight now I’m basically riding two horses"\n\nThis is how AI talks. It's really obvious that OP had the AI spit out a slightly messier formatting with no punctuation and a line break after each line. |
| Those HPEs though |
| Toys r us |
| Plague as a Service (PaaS) |
| Welp, tomorrow should be interesting |
| *looks at google*\n\n“God damnit Microsoft”\n\nMicrosoft: “wtf”\n\nSorry, habit |
| AI is lifting all boats. |
| and you are the smartest person in the room - spending your time on reddit.......I would choose what Jensen Huang says before your bold statment that none is making money?? - lets fact check that: ✅ What the evidence shows\n\n* Leading AI companies (OpenAI, Anthropic, Google DeepMind) are experiencing **explosive revenue growth**, with revenues growing **over 9× between 2023–2024**. \n* Microsoft reports **$13B in AI revenue**, largely from Copilot subscriptions — far above break‑even levels. \n* Subscription‑based AI apps are among the **highest‑earning categories**, with revenue per install outperforming most other app types. \n\n |
| GOOG was trading below $350 for 22 years of the 22.1 years since Google IPOed |
| It's $5B market cap and it's not even at an ATH yet. Tell me another company that announced a project with NVIDIA in the last year that didn't hit an ATH. |
| Yo ya tenia lista la orden y pensé en eso, cancele y mejor no me arriesgue 🤦♀️😭 |
| You regard, SPCE = SpaceX!!!! \n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/muz0tpgqtq4h1.png?width=2048&format=png&auto=webp&s=36ab7479c5f8aa6f941e266ccdf21fca0748aee1 |
| Bought some QQQ calls at close. At this point I am just gonna only buy AI infra calls. GUH |
| Today high for Nvda - $224.99 . Will run once it’s past 225 |
| Dell and HPE confirming that everything’s computer |
| What the NOK C strike and date? I'd like to jump in. |
| Exactly. Twofer. Not like Virgin that is a dumpster fire. |
| Bring back Frys, por favor. |
| Xerox |
| Isn't FIG down 80% since IPO? Thats OP's biggest "winner"? |
| Google ripping or dumping tmrw? |
| I miss the good old days when only MU pumped to the moon. Now it barely registers among the other regarded pumps (DELL, SPCE, HPE) |
| Okay I bought some figma. Never heard of the company until this post, but seems like an interesting gamble. |
| buying CBRS at 60\n\nmaybe |
| why does it say +20% but not the actual priec yet |
| Tomorrow (hopefully) |
| Bro made money and didn't even know HPE never sell printers =)), you belong here hero! |
| Sundar sure is a sneaky bitch 😈 |
| I'd like to see them buy ASTS |
| I pussied out into buying HPE at close after I saw it went up 10% during the day 😭 |
| Man watching those contracts go from 4k to nearly zero and back up must have been wild ride. The mental game on these plays is brutal especially when you see that 30k peak and have to decide whether to hold through.\n\n \nThat resistance at 15 is gonna be real test since so many people probably have that as their exit point. Good luck with the play but that after hours movement you mentioned definitely gets the adrenaline going even when volume isnt there to back it up. |
| Their market cap is $4.56 trillion and recently sold 100 year bonds. They can easily find investors and have plenty of liquidity with their $129 billion in profit last year lol |
| \n\nGOOGL casually raising more than BIDUs market cap to buy overbid semiconductors to chase AGI.\n\nAnd Berkshire Hathaway is like yeah they probably have done the ROI calculations 🤣 |
| clutch yours bags tight and you may change your tune soon enough. wouldnt be surprised if this is just the beggining. gonna be an interesting week |
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| Wait until they start announcing hundreds of contracts one after another and then begin printing money. These are the early days. |
| Went on with their lives |
| What happened with MSFT in the AH? |
| RKLB 🚀🚀🚀 |
| "Just a Grey Goose event officer" was how I explained my most recent DUI |
| I lost it when he was telling us to pay for chat gpt pro and use a group chat lmao. Made 50k to 1.7m with mainly a stock which did like 2x without options. Sure sure, you should go to wallstreet asap because you are like 50x better than the world best traders |
| Typical move for that POS |
| So you only make profitable trades (that’s all you shared)? I should have thought of this myself, so easy! … guys, we landed on the moon! |
| Always go full port |
| SpaceX would have been a good buy if it debuted at a lower valuation and without X AI attached to it. They said most of the future growth opportunities are on the X AI side, but X AI is trash, so it seems really hard to justify buying the stock. |
| It’s still up over 30% |
| Blockbuster |
| MRVL\n\nCome back down baby 😭\n\nI sold you too soon |
| Also holding shares. The meme starts early here. Once people realize that there is no mechanical way for SpaceX buyers to accidentally buy Virgin Galactic, they will come here. This is the real deal... |
| The goal is to sell before we admit peace talks aren’t going well and oil crisis takes off in a month or so 😂 |
| wait why did the printer do that exactly |
| I'm applauding, because of my HPE calls. Hope it holds tomorrow. |
| Could you share some of your chat gpt chats? I’m wondering what it actually does for you with these kinds of moves. |
| Breaking: Axios reports that Pakistani sources have now completed installation of jet rocket boosters on all tankers stuck in the Gulf. At this moment they are taking off and flying over the strait at 200 miles per hour to avoid Iranian drones. Oil has now plunged to 70 dollars a barrel |
| I don’t think I’ve seen a single bear comment in here for days, only references to dead bears |
| Holy shit.. its all just Richard Branson dildos.. |
| bullish for every AI hardware provider honestly |
| Isn't this way more than $1.7M...? |
| Sounds great. When’s that going to start…. |
| SpaceXophic? |
| Anastrophic |
| 😳 |
| I sold my MSFT shares at 462 |
| moronic statements like this gets so many upvotes is yet another reason why r/wsb is full of retards |
| Google earnings? More like spendings |
| pump my bags |
| If the army (myself included) who bought shares today doesn’t panic sell tomorrow we should be primed for a rip. |
| Looks like it was approved but needs some sort of escrow account established, so likely cash isn't on hand yet.\n\n\nhttps://www.reuters.com/business/media-telecom/fcc-approves-echostar-sales-65-megahertz-spectrum-spacex-50-megahertz-att-2026-05-12/ |
| no such thing as wrong |
| Everything |
| Conman just doing his thing. |
| GOOGL be like,”Let the retardedness flow through my veins.” |
| I dont get how you flipped money to gain this much. |
| following |
| Thoughts on avgo? |
| FIG looks like shit. You should pick something better. |
| Wtf microshit instant selloff |
| Things that make sense do not work in this market. |
| Brother you are like 3 weeks late to posting this shit man |
| still nobody cares |
| OpenAI? |
| Did people just forget that when stock prices go up a lot companies will just print more shares?\n\nLmao\n\nGoogl $80 billion dollar dilution\n\n\nLmao\n\nLmao lmao \n\nLmao lmao lmao\n\n🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌 |
| You hate money |
| Lmao |
| It literally just happened. How could people be underestimating it? |
| Guess I’m hedging all my itm junk with a meme stonk and NOK. lol 💀 |
| Haha you could not give away Cerebras |
| >If I’m functionally illiterate then what type of moron are you that keeps trying to communicate through text?\n\nfunctionally illiterate means you can read and write but don't have a strong enough grasp to understand more subtle and/or complex parts of reading and writing. That is what started all of this. you not understanding a three word statement and then, very poorly, trying to write your way out of the corner you painted yourself into.\n\nyou not knowing that only adds fuel to the fire of your functional illiteracy diagnosis.😘🫡🤡🥳😹🙈👻 |
| Your reasoning is fair. Probably debt was just more expensive. They know capital structure better than us up there tho. |
| Do you know what rhymes with "catastrophic"?\n\nA certain AI company that is about to IPO. |