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| They aren't "in" Iran yet 🤌 |
| Mkt over-extended in need of pullback. Poots tmrw going into really next week then calls mid week for pump back up going into next next week for stag 7 earnings... |
| /banbet RKLB 120 20d |
| Trillion dollar company by morning. |
| It's amazing how bad Siri still is after years of chat gpt. |
| The man diamond handed, he didn't trade options like regards here. |
| shhh the old magic must never be spoken of |
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| Then start to think theyre genius and end up blowing up their port on NFLX calls |
| !banbet TSLA 350 5d |
| Bro, take out like 3k worth if you need cash…that’s a 3bagger. Let the rest grow big dawg |
| https://preview.redd.it/5g5zmwbhpmvg1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1d6d97f1a36a8aa24732c6c2dccec1d47e95ec6b |
| Iran literally blinked and the war was over |
| Nice move. I bought a weekly after it dipped post earnings |
| Under 100 is a gift long term. |
| I see a drop in earning? I mean you did remove the one time WB fee right? right? |
| Is this your first time? |
| #Every year we start crashing late February/early March and every year we bottom by the end of March and start pumping hard in late March to early April (2020, 2025, 2026....etc). LMAO🤌 |
| Illuminati brother |
| Prob going to crest tomorrow and crash out on a bug rally peak or the 2x bigger and later one of a double peak as people finally take profits over an uncertain weekend. |
| AAPL please fucking announce AI Siri already |
| Imagine dedicating your life to science just to be killed for doing your job that’s why I’m a loser no one harms us losers |
| NFLX died so MSFT could live |
| Bought the stock that shall not be named called options for this week last Friday. Paperhanded Monday morning……. |
| He’s still gotta survive tomorrow. |
| Lol they aren't "IN" Iran just near it |
| Always was |
| Fukk I bought it at 99 and sold it at 155 thinking it ll fall again . In my defense amd s graph was a roller coaster . |
| I bought into ASTS today. Let's see how things go tomorrow, I might add to my position. |
| I am living vicariously through this screenshot as I too bought around $10 but paper handed at $30 |
| GIG - Spac merger in SMR space. No options chain. Merger likely to happen in the next month. |
| eh it took about 5 minutes when one of them poked me back about the issue |
| Fuck you |
| As soon as 🫵 start buying calls we're going down swinging |
| You are right. Never traded this much with what I am doing so stuck with what I know. |
| so, i dont know much about this company, but i do hear people got burned by it.. \n\nwhat is the sales pitch for hoping into it? |
| Monday: Pretty good. \nTuesday: Meh. \nWednesday: Oh, I like the stock. \nThursday: I will fucking pay you to take this stock. \nFriday: Guh...\n\nYea, that tracks. Especially with our propensity to bomb stuff randomly on the weekends. Get out at the end of the week, buy back in early at the start of the next week. |
| This sub feels more like home than my country's sub, whenever I talk there people get immediately angry |
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| Stock trades at $100, dividend is $2. On ex-dividend day, stock opens at $98 |
| Ya, quantum will definitely kill it. Besides, it's pointless. Some big whale will bail out first and then the whole thing will crash |
| Usually it’s a red bear, once in a while it’s green. |
| Anyone in Oklahoma want to meet up and climb some trees with me |
| Nationale Securidad Agencia |
| The only news that matter:\n\n>DONALD TRUMP ACCUSED A WASHINGTON, D.C. JUDGE OF POLITICALLY MOTIVATED INTERFERENCE IN THE PLANNED WHITE HOUSE BALLROOM PROJECT, WARNING THAT DELAYS COULD JEOPARDIZE NATIONAL SECURITY, DISRUPT FUTURE INAUGURATIONS AND GLOBAL SUMMITS, AND HINDER THE CREATION OF A SECURE, STATE-OF-THE-ART FACILITY ALREADY LARGELY FUNDED AND UNDERWAY. |
| I should’ve checked here before being regarded |
| Damn |
| he definitely does not. better building call option package with a pile of delta if you want “safe” leverage. |
| Well 2009 was slightly different since SPY dropped like 60% in a year lol |
| and it only took a full workday. how much did they pay you? |
| https://preview.redd.it/tan6u802pmvg1.jpeg?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a25796a1b7b1b1d0e4e44903ebcc5def3a4e2b55\n\n |
| 720, dump the vix, nuke war over the weekend, world peace treaty sunday pm before es opens. Theta week |
| puts on CART |
| Bastards jack up the prices even if you pick it up yourselves. I guess they charge for using their shitty apps. |
| Good luck. It's screaming at me too. |
| Yet another nuclear scientist missing. 🧐\n\n\nhttps://x.com/i/status/2044890010420146434 |
| Just buy them back and close positions and call it a day. |
| Ber 🤣🫵 |
| yay fixed daily thread. for any nerds, reddit had a "we set your values with no TTLs even though you asked for them" issue for a few hours and caches became permanent which broke things |
| US and Canada miss.\nGAAP miss.\nFounder leaving.\n2.8 Billion one time cash fee helped them.\nLowered guidance.\nNo subscriber quarterly reporting can make people more nervous with prints like this. |
| Wow that actually explains a lot |
| Sometimes I wonder on how many lists I am |
| I lost count of how many days of green streak we had already lol |
| https://preview.redd.it/ldj1y89romvg1.jpeg?width=1206&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c1f7eb4304e57f5071bee6c2fe28141f8a7bbc8b\n\nI ain’t selling!! |
| My calls just became margin called |
| No prob, I'll accumulate in the 1350 vicinity. |
| Stonks only goes up |
| What was the longest winning streak before that |
| 3 more dollars till 705 on spy and I can redeem my puts for a chicken teriyaki meal |
| I hope your daughter is having a great time |
| More like praying the market wakes up to fucking reality. |
| Once you understand the market a bit better. You'll know there's no best explanation. |
| Fidelity couldnt even let me buy or short BIRD shares wtf |
| Easy money |
| https://preview.redd.it/5805f30oomvg1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ae52a515d58d9c48ac543285eb35efee719d4004\n\n |
| Also a streaming service with a huge customer base with AI movie making currently getting underway?\n\nThey’d be crazy not to be all over that.\n\nI was watching Nero, the assassin or whatever last night and I realized it was dubbed halfway through the episode.\n\nThen I looked it up - they’re using voice actor voice profiles and AI to do the dubbing and visuals on the mouths to make words look closer to matching their mouth.\n\nIt’s kinda weird right now but it’s an early look into a lot of potentials |
| #SPY sees all your PUTS and raises you to 707 |
| I sold calls so...win? |
| There's so many articles of how 🥭 cucked BB by announcing the ceasefire first lol. He's definitely gonna start attacking again now. \n\n |
| Made a fucking killing on ASML, bought like 700-900 sold 1400-1500. Buying back now. Bought at 1412, likely will pick up more on dips. |
| Seems weird |
| You are going to lose it all |
| Longest winning streak since 2009. That streak was followed by the greatest bull run in history. Ber in trouble LMAO 🤌 |
| I think people get very mean & cocky when stocks go up |
| Euphoria phase ended with SPY 700 but Bols didnt get the memo |
| More like minutes. Everyone buying those dips |
| First comment I’ve seen of someone who actually read the ER |
| Over 50,000 US troops in Iran now 👀\n\nLMAO\n\n |
| Take the money out and promise yourself to sit on it for a month. See how actually having cash feels. I had 20k on a screen in a month once didnt feel shit- until i lost it and more and couldnt buy a $2000 beater car |
| When it comes to shittin’ bigly - I do be doin that |
| Brother HOW ARE YOU FINANCING THESE LOSSES LMAO |
| Iran stopping all petrochemical shipments.\n\nFucking BULLISH rocket incoming. $750 eow |
| Yeah the financials are fine just not mind blowing, probably a bit of an overreaction/profit taking after the run-up from the '70s. |
| "chocolatey" |
| I did swing light puts so definitely will charge. |
| YOU probably live in your dead Mom's basement and are not only a compulsive gambler but a compulsive coupon cutter |
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| I sent it….. |
| Is meta overbought it went from 520 to 675 without any down days |
| durr any buddy rope \n\nsame 3 fucking comments every day |
| Oopsies |
| If you’re going to buy a plummeting stock, you should have a narrative for (a) *why* it plummeted and (b) *why* it was incorrect to plummet.\n\n“Buying the dip” is a terrible philosophy without a coherent narrative. Institutional investors usually don’t sell in large numbers for *no reason*. |
| this means we going below 700 tmr? feels wrong but max pain seems to indicate it |
| I've been here long enough to remember when Spy 500 was the meme |
| Tbf I bought them on Monday, and I have no idea what Im doing. I thought stonk go up |
| SPY will go up just to see how high we can get it before the asteroid hits for lols |
| Earnings |
| Why NFLx down |
| not bad champ |
| Might counteract the plastics in ur balls |
| Read that as sugars first |
| After a correction, markets usually over reaction to upside. I wanna look for sbrof opportunities on stocks hiting their new ATH 🤑 |
| clear and free |
| The 3x12 feels like 3x24, after those hours there's only time left to eat and sleep anyway\n\nBeen gaming for years but I've quit about a year ago because it felt like it kept me at home too much, now I'm still at home but without the gaming lmao |
| I thought 12 days green in a row was insane but I guess we will never be red again. |
| $AEHR, $NBIS, $LITE, $AXTI , bought in Feb, i make ok decisions sometimes |
| Be fearful when others are greedy? Yall know algos aren't sentient, right? |
| The only guys who don’t wanna do dick measuring have big mouths and nothing to back it up , and for the record, you came at me first . Tell your mom to make you some extra warm milk tonight and 3 cookies instead of two |
| Feels like he should be holding a mirror. |
| Maybe |
| Black bear or brown bear |
| Don't be a piggy. Take your fucking profit you greedy little fuck! |
| You bought your first call ever the morning of earnings on a stock that's had a huge run up over the last few weeks... Welcome home. |
| The answer is the same as it’s always been lately: Short the fuck outta oil. |
| why did i sell out of my msft calls earlier… ill hop back in monday |
| https://preview.redd.it/v52uetbynmvg1.jpeg?width=1141&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fc4d122807ea7cb559854200ec5a314da4f80d2c |
| 13 green days in a row baby 🔥🔥🔥 |
| Hopium and crack |
| It likes 1400 too much |
| WE R SO FUKT. |
| One sideways chop day and the mood shift in here is palpable |
| I just cancelled mine. Getting a $2.8 billion breakup fee from Paramount while saving $72 billion by not having to buy Warner Bros but still wanna raise my subscription for the 2nd time this year so I can watch 8 episodes of that 1 show I like every 3 years? \n\nNah. \n\nFuuuuuck that. \n\nThink a lot of people are getting fed up when there's a lot better options out there. \n\nIt's not 2014 anymore. |
| tomorrow |
| It’s cause I cancelled my membership guys, sorry. |
| UBER is one of those stocks I barely look at the numbers. I bought a small position and put in a long term account so I don't look at it. \n\nWe are still in the very early innings of AVs. AV's are going to fundamentally change society in a way most people can't even imagine yet. It is a sea change Monet for the world. Smart highways, smart public transportation, it will change the way we build [cities.It](http://cities.It) will change shit we haven't even thought about yet. It will be too large for one company to win, it is too big for 20 companies to win. I also don't think auto manufacturers will be the ultimate winners. The cars will be commoditized quickly. Where is the money beyond the cars? Probably the same old MAG 7 players and possibly Uber. \n\nI don't believe google even wants to make cars, they have to out of necessity. Why would google want to scale in an industry that is out of their wheelhouse? They want the fat goverment contracts from redesigning our transportation system, not the bullshit that comes from scaling fleets of unprofitable cars. They want the high margin high profit logistics. Waymo is just a tool to get them the information they need. Every automaker that wants to survive is going to be making AV's. In 20 years almost all cars will be AV's. \n\nIt could fail, but I think it's one of those stocks to sock away and look at in 10 years. |
| I’m thinking calls at open 0dte and then at 2 a switch to puts a week out |
| [Dreidel!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHjpsmd_oXo) |
| Hopium or copium? |
| Tomorrow is statistically impossible to be green again, can we prove it a lie? |
| !banbet SPY830 20w |
| It’s because they’re mean 🤭 |
| Dam bruh i thought this stock can finally head towards ATH lol |
| 0-3 |
| Im gonna let it expire. Way too many shorts and call covers |
| You buying tomorrow? Seems like it could dip more |
| might hop on 200mg test |
| Netflix was not the move, gonna invest in $rope |
| Bears crying staring at the bull market 📈 |
| I still remember not buying puts when it fell 30% |
| I always thought this, also is not regulated and nothing to back it up, no insurance no nothing. You lose any crypto or get it stolen you’re screwed. |
| How bad was the earnings?... |
| https://preview.redd.it/kjudkvfsnmvg1.jpeg?width=747&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=41eda5787956413cfe2bb4186658028d3782f525 |
| Price action following earnings unfortunately made no sense lately. Some companies with great guidance had their stocks absolutely collapse and vice-versa. I hope for OP their bet turns out profitable, but what we’ve seen with post-earnings price action + the inevitable IV crush following an earnings call which will kill some more value, I’d be cautious. |
| Have you thought about actually trying to make money instead of writing dumbass Reddit posts? 🤔 |
| Also those bears on CNBC and Bloomberg, I wonder if all of them were buying the dip |
| It was at 44.19 at the dotcom peak and now at 40.67. |
| Advanced Money Duplicator |
| my friends are making studio quality songs with the click of a button. ai movie trailers are all over. |
| Trading that amount today and not using SPX is dumb. |
| lowkey just blows my mind that spy 700 ain’t a meme anymore lol |
| Protein rip ass is the worst |
| Have you guys heard about that Ukrainian gang who would hack into companies server to steal the earnings reports and then would play options? |
| I vote for “hedgies” as gayest term. All my non-investor friends only know that word. So fucking cringe. Oh, and also, “to the moon”… 🙄 |
| Your comment shows me all I need to know on why your ex left you |
| If I was dictator, if someone had to pass you on the right side because you’re left lane loitering.. electric chair \n\nThis getting downvoted is contributing to my thesis that most redditors are straight ass at driving lmao |
| I rmeber when and was around $2 back in the athlon days |
| Will the upcoming US invasion of Cuba affect the market in any way at all? Except for sigars |
| Don’t worry, the exchange adjusts the price by the dividend amount on the ex-date so it’s a wash (absent market movement). |
| Yes, buy puts on the mag7 name that’s breaking out massively and see how that works |
| Now apply the same scrutiny to the the dollar bill. I'll wait. \n\nNewsflash: Money can be exchanged for goods and services.\n\nPeople are indeed so deluded they actually believe cash isn't used for money laundering, terrorism, drugs, and "worse kinds of horrible crimes ever". lmao. |
| Nah, too ominous of a name for it to hit. Our doom will probably come from an asteroid that's named something mundane like 'Dave' |
| Nobody cares you're not selling you don't move the market. |
| **Ban Bet Created:** **/u/thehelpfuldemeter** bet **TSLA** goes from **388.49** to **375.0** before **17-Apr-2026 06:18 PM EDT**\n\nTheir record is 0 wins and 0 losses.\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| !banbet TSLA 375 1d |
| Everything actually goes to infinity |
| **Ban Bet Created:** **/u/Dizzy_Standard_1937** bet **MSFT** goes from **420.08** to **483.1** before **07-May-2026 06:18 PM EDT**\n\nTheir record is 0 wins and 2 losses.\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| Hello, I’m the King of Singapore and I want to sell some oil derived from snakes. \n\nYou lucky bastard.. just gonna go hang myself now.. |
| !banbet MSFT +15% 3w |
| See you bright and early tomorrow |
| Robinhood said order might not be filled because there’s no inventory but then I put them in 1-2 at a time and they got filled 🤷♂️ |
| So down 0.04% tomorrow to reset the counter. |
| bers get liquidated forever, we aren't done pumpin til shillers PE ratio hits 1 hunnit |
| You have to reach 1 thousy first |
| Amazon puts tmrw |
| AP Live Beirut cam sounds like fireworks |
| Anthropic disrupting Cheerios allowed me to pick up some cheap general mills. |
| What if they change name to Netflix.ai by tomorrow though? |
| its a joke because a shoe company named Allbirds announced they are switching from shoes to AI out of nowhere |
| I canceled my Netflix. Over $30 a month yeah right.. just to flip through garbage. |
| Nice fantasy |
| **Ban Bet Created:** **/u/RickyZ_PR** bet **TSLA** goes from **388.58** to **400.0** before **17-Apr-2026 06:16 PM EDT**\n\nTheir record is 3 wins and 4 losses.\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| I turned $1,000,000 into $200,000, yeah! |
| What goes up, must come down. |
| !banbet TSLA 400 1d |
| [Gelt Melts!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jw8Rfj2glAs)\n\n |
| That's ML not AI. If they used any AI there might be something worth watching. |
| Nothing compare to bols sitting on 1dte NFLX calls watching their ports get sent to the shadow realm |
| !ban bet iwm 265 10d |
| No way, Jose |
| Market has been loading puts for protection not for being bullish, here’s the data of calls/puts expiring tomorrow \n\nhttps://whalequant.io/en/stocks/SPY/options |
| Upvote the top questions that leadership will answer? Uh oh |
| Bought Tesla puts. Why not? |
| Good bye fuckers I hate all of you! I will die happy and with honor knowing I am witnessing the end of human history and all the rich and poor die together.. fuck y’all I hardly knew ye \n\n“God of chaos' asteroid will be visible with the naked eye, NASA says - ABC News. Depending on its current relative velocity to earth, gravity could still pull it even closer. Its calculated pass distance falls within error margins. “ |
| it's funny seeing this post, i cancelled my subscription a few days ago, subscriber since 2011 |
| Bulls getting touched tomorrow |
| 1 year returns - negative 8% |
| Dating life: longest losing streak since cavemen |
| You have no idea what you’re talking about. |
| Sorry for the late reply, but that 12hour shift might be part of the issue. What keeps me going is doing stuff with my friends after work. In my case it's mostly gaming and chatting, with the occasional watch party. |
| PRESIDENT ITS TOO MUCH, I AM TIRED OF WINNING I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE |
| Roll them to next Friday. It’s not over yet. Hahaha |
| my puts are so low in value if i sold them now id have to pay the broker 60 dollars. holding til expiry baby |
| You’re rich! Unfortunately now you gotta get out of it with some green left and then buy some Wendy’s with the proceeds. |
| $himx 🤝$hims\n\nBeautiful day |
| NVDA WILL NOT SURPASS 200 EVER |
| #🥺 |
| SEC is securing our market against insider trading from the White House? LOL right |
| Møther I desirë the rangöons. |
| Msft |
| I do not\n\nBecause they already expired worthless |
| Yup, screenshot your portfolio at that position |
| Nasdaq longest winning streak since 2009 |
| and so the prophecy is spoken |
| G-idiottheman.ai hm i guess so |
| 110?! Bro why? Skye Dance hasn’t even realized the shit storm it has gotten itself into. High interest that it could never repay. Layoffs impending. And you put calls on a two day expiration!? |
| New prediction no DD it closes at $95 for the week. |
| dietary product |
| I am at my daughter's soccer practice and I don't want to talk about sports and I am embarrassed to tell everyone how much I lose gambling on the stock market |
| I got you bro, get some good coffee, thanks once again even if I would’ve lost it I was prepared for it |
| I’ve seen some seriously good anime episodes on YouTube completely created by AI. Would definitely save the m a large amount of money and create targeted content |
| So true, in the early days they got their paws into so many different jars that they missed an opportunity to become a monopoly, or to at very least have a premium reputation. The only way I see the company succeeding is if they rebrand to a premium model and let AV handle the grunt work of low-cost ride sharing... but that's [years away](https://share.google/mmNY34WkjGAb2rIpB) |
| https://preview.redd.it/o0t2aicrmmvg1.jpeg?width=332&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dd2abc651c3e6097ca706384dd2e04aadcc2f620 |
| ? |
| TrojanAI SmartCox would be an interesting merger. |
| I was talking about bers. |
| You comments are a merry go round that ends where it begins\n\nMy advice: buy NFLX puts before earnings |
| So much winning man |
| **Ban Bet Created:** **/u/No-Alarm3762** bet **MSFT** goes from **420.05** to **500.0** before **07-May-2026 06:13 PM EDT**\n\nTheir record is 0 wins and 1 losses.\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| !banbet $MSFT 500 3w |
| right? I mean, motherfuckers still believe and fight and die over shit sand people believed 2-5 000 years ago, they think that just because it´s a pyramid scheme mixed with monely laundering for terrorism drugs and worse kind of horrible crimes ever this shit is going to zero, lol, they don´t even imagine how deluded humans are... |
| I need a family so that I can abandon this god forsaken place |
| These people who call cramer are too funny, lady said she bought at 88 and it bigly red, but the stock was at 91 and shes green |
| Literally 2000 vibes |
| CFO quit |
| I have been pretending to be a smart guy all my life. |
| You already have a bet going - SPY to 707.0 before 16-Apr-2026 08:17 PM -05 |
| !banbet |
| Wer is the crab Rangoon mother |
| You need to only append AI at the end of your company name to get some traction... |
| Back when it was called “machine learning”. Now, you must say the magic words. |
| It's going to be taking random advice from a stranger on the internet for one and second I don't follow Netflix so I have no idea. |
| There actually pivoting to boring ass shoes |
| I mean maybe? But it seems quite unlikely they just reported some dogshit guidance that relies on even more price hikes and they are already overvalued. |
| Bought more at around $98 |
| iran taking oil off kharg cuz we're invading soon |
| A *succulent Chinese meal?* |
| Buy both |
| what happened to crude futures, random drop of 5 bucks? |
| MSFT is going to 500 within 4 weeks |
| Probably cause they are shit |
| From accounts payable |
| i really don’t like you |
| Qqq and spy make new ATH and in discovery phase and your first instinct is to short 🥴 |
| If spy hits 705 tomorrow my puts will be a chicken teriyaki meal |
| You're being too hopeful |
| >It’s got no real value or utility\n\nWrong. lol. Do you really think this? You can't think of any benefit of Bitcoin that sets it apart? |
| My Royal Caribbean shares have me up $100 so far. It didn't make any sense so I bought it. Going to try doing a new strategy of "defy all logic" because that seems to win these days. If I think something is the most retarded thing in the world, I'm going to do it |
| Meanwhile my BRK is getting cooked |
| Dey Ded |
| To you regards that haven't been paying attention to this company and its leadership, it's not to late. |
| 97 cents and one more day. I hope we can do it! |
| Where did u get shares couldn’t find any |
| What if all the other currencies go to infinity and become worthless before Bitcoin dies? |
| 🦧 |
| The Buffet indicator reached 225 today. It peaked at 150 during the dot com bubble and 200 at the end of 2021. Neato Dorrito. |
| even afterhours market keeps pumping (again) |
| He does not. |
| I think they service companies rather than individuals, because I have my 401k with them and they do suck |
| nice |
| Depends if they’re qualified dividends, but this is not (holding period before/after dividend payment). |
| Too much winning |
| Every day I think, ok today’s probably the day. And every day it’s not lol |
| Need a new acronym for AMD since it's not advanced money destroyer anymore |
| Strait still closed? No fertilizer no oil , yet here we are all time highs baby.. \n\nGive it 9 months or less and people start to starve to death for real, empty shelves in the grocery stores gonna be lit fam. Fury road time to shine |
| I got a sandwhich for double the price i remember always paying for a sandwhich, and they didn't even include chips. The soda was $3.50. |
| Definitely one of the moments of all time |
| Olds have the best club house |
| You mean theta-ology, right? |
| What is the play for earnings hmmm |
| 😏 |
| Trust the process 🙌🏻 |
| The missing piece from like the last 4 days is bols shitting on bers. Seems to me like bols went all in on NFLX calls and got blown the fuck out |
| 🥭 still on the toilet. Eat some fiber man |
| Negative 2 mil is huge |
| I hate to sound like a moron, but honestly, what did you do here? I’ve got $700 burning a hole in my pocket too! |
| https://preview.redd.it/2438gdd2mmvg1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b44e6be4dcad8c1a17d9507846e1405e229e798b |
| Pulling out everything before the weekend except for MSFT, chances of Donny saying something weird over the weekend is bigger than not |
| lmao, should have spent that shorting it instead |
| https://preview.redd.it/zeegi9r0mmvg1.jpeg?width=200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1b27599cd642d19150f8fa19b7c3e89264928d27 |
| I like to connect access database to SQL databases to keep IT on their toes. |
| Not instantly, but yeah. It’s got no real value or utility and the good speculative days are over. It’s just a matter of time imo |
| I can't take it anymore. The people are too regarded. |
| This place is back to stock shilling now as we are back to ATH. No more people crying “wtf is wrong with this market” |
| It’s just software crash |
| Options traders need to really be careful when they talk about theology. |
| I feel like it would be mostly college students and young 20 year olds all yelling yolo and taking tidepod shots |
| bought shares on their way down and bought puts before close as hedge I am definitely going to buy more shares or calls when the bleeding stops tomorrow or early next week.\n\nedit: puts up over 40% at close |
| Inverse yo self |
| Right? |
| Bessent trying to see if he can push it down enough to make gas $3 this summer |
| Stop 😂😂 |
| > Is it not possible that the $7.47 dividend came purely from options trading activity?\n\nUnlikely, options trading on USOI is pretty light in general compared to heavy hitter securities, even now during a busy time it's 100k trades per day. We'd have to see what next month's ex-dividend is. |
| Maybe they'll release a dilution statement and it dumps 20%. |
| It better not be at Wendy's |
| Yuck |
| Yep for this month at least, but then the rest of the year the market will melt up 20% like last year. |
| Shorted it today. Easiest trade ever |
| Anyone see that video of Trump speaking and he has a the easter bunny next to him giving the death stare? That was pretty funny. |
| calls! |
| Too high IQ for me, i just need to know buy or sell |
| what happened? i have big holdings in it... |
| Microsoft SQL Server gang rise up |
| Calls it is |
| Agree covered shlongs are safer bets but you will give up some of the... returns |
| i paperhand |
| Depends on your definition of huge |
| I mean, you can, but imagine all the fun you'll miss out on spinning a four-sided top |
| I set an alert and meant to buy when it dropped below 80 back in Feb but was on vacation..i remember looking at my watch list with disappointment when we got home and my fiancee was like you okay? And im like no...I forgot to buy Netflix shares. And she just walked away lmao. Any way this looks my chance for redemption!!! |
| Nobody tell him |
| Fuck you want me to do about it |
| IMSR!!! |
| So puts? |
| Lost $20k on BIRD |
| [ Removed by Reddit ] |
| When you're Jewish, you often grow up playing dreidel with gold-wrapped chocolate coins that you use to bet |
| Yea I could turn it off when it got fucked and mom would have chicken tendies ready with bbq sauce for lunch. |
| yes |
| Netflix raising subscription prices, adding Strait of Hormuz tier with incredible value. Shows only stream while the straight is open, or blockaded by an even number of countries. Only plays ads otherwise. |
| They should put a blockade around him. |
| One final pump to liquidate put holders |
| QQQ calls or puts tmr ? |
| Basically just pick a side, bol or ber\n\nBol is the only option though |
| **Ban Bet Created:** **/u/Loose-Weird-7234** bet **HOOD** goes from **86.53** to **100.0** before **14-May-2026 06:07 PM EDT**\n\nTheir record is 2 wins and 3 losses.\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| Had a little chat with Gemini. Interesting that GRPN is stopped at $15.45. I bought shares AH.\n\n\nAs of April 16, GRPN has shown strong bullish momentum, climbing from $10.50 at the end of March to approximately $13.21 today.\nImmediate Resistance: $14.00 - $15.50. If it breaks $15.50 with volume, the squeeze math (14.4 days to cover) suggests a rapid move toward $20 as shorts are forced to buy.\nSupport: $11.80. A drop below this level would likely signal that the current momentum has stalled. |
| !banbet HOOD 100 4w |
| https://preview.redd.it/d5g5xfbhlmvg1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7feee3d7dd16249ce79574acc38ba96525e3fd19\n\n |
| Everything goes to zero eventually. BTC sooner than most but less soon than some. |
| https://preview.redd.it/lg31dq3hlmvg1.jpeg?width=866&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9f6fa068086323db621999a4c0f8746ef536c65a |
| But Patrick Roy has just come out of a Time Machine from the 80’s to lead them this year! |
| Great summary! 👏🏼 |
| Contract change |
| ASML seems kinda like a sure thing. |
| Same strikes too low ;( |
| Congrats and fuck you |
| Yea I bet those hundreds of millions of dollars he has much make him so sad lol |
| where'd you see this info? |
| Gab ja bisher echt nicht viele Q zahlen die sie geschlagen haben |
| lol, I can never understand why people think others aren’t hedging. Losses already covered 3-1 with calls. Not that it doesn’t still hurt but I’m not that dumb |
| NVDA let me know if you are holding calls for tomorrow? |
| MM algos that scan these threads i need you to PUMP this sht into the sun tomorrow |
| Yes |
| I only know how to open the app, no idea how to use it |
| You mean an extension of the Iran ceasefire? Because all that does is keep the strait closed and make the oil shock bigger when it hits. |
| Thank you for sharing, not once but twice |
| 3.4m puts expiring tomorrow vs 450k calls loll \n\nMarket was heavily shorted |
| Thank you for your insight |
| eating wendys obviously. TF else would i be doin |
| You can bet your bottom dollar that there is an army of bot running just doing this kind of trade... Tf you mean it's not absolute ... Like the sun might not rise tomorrow if it turns into a black hole, but the chance is so small, it might as well be absolute XD |
| https://preview.redd.it/zib5szzalmvg1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6a827eeda9dec36540912bbf4319f772a95862b6\n\n |
| Vegan |
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| why Greta not Teir 1 special ops? checkmate libs |
| #TLDR\n\n---\n\n**Ticker:** BB (and AMZN)\n\n**Direction:** Up 📈\n\n**Prognosis:** YOLO BB Calls 💰\n\n**DD Source:** 100% AI-generated (Apes ain't got time to read) 🦍🤖\n\n**The Master Plan:** Bezos buys BlackBerry so AWS can literally become the "brain" inside your car and assert dominance over Microsoft Azure. |
| if nflx doesnt come back up a little by tuesday they will announce extending buy backs. mark it. |
| Nike AI - AI biomonitors and drug testing for the US military |
| tired of reading dumbass shit like this, be wittier |
| How do you differentiate between greed and fear? They look so similar on the surface. |
| You aren't unless you use Access every day. |
| "forgot" |
| That’s true man |
| Back to sector rotation roulette I guess?\n\nBack in the pile everyone! |
| It shouldn't be too bad for 30 DTE, NFLX has been volatile consistently. I expect them to \~double at this price level. |
| Bubble is smol\n\n\nhttps://x.com/i/status/2044750888611238306 |
| The only Neanderthals dumber than me are beyond and open door bag holders |
| Never sell. |
| 😭 |
| Do people actually think Bitcoin is going to zero, for real? |
| why |
| My ability to trade like a DEMON when I’m backed into a corner and can’t afford anymore losses needs to be studied along with my ability to fuck it all up when I’m up and can take less risk |
| Damn, fuck you OP and congrats for the diamond hands |
| Oh wow! People smart to step back I guess. |
| Hilarious comment |
| i'm 20 years older than you and its not getting any better |
| Buy or sell? |
| Lol NFLX will be up in the morning. |
| Let's play "hedge fund motivating exit liquidity" or "smooth brain investor". Which one is OP? |
| how would that have worked out today 🤔 |
| Literally nothing |
| Ok my analysis says shit is super overextended, but I'm not trying to time the top either. This market and this admin only want to see the moon at any cost. Which comes later, steeply. |
| Great, now what is the next play? |
| Lmao good call. RH switched when options opened back up |
| Let me explain.\n\n\nStocks only go up you stupid fuck. |
| Okay, I am relying on you buddy. Also, I think we should reconsider and DCA, at least a more few puts. |
| I think we continue to rip. |
| Not that I hope for that, but it it has to be, please hurry |
| Sell the news. The market has priced in an end to the war completely |
| Spy 730 LOCK |
| I buy puts I can barely afford to live |
| we need a resumption of hostilities first |
| What in the insider trading \n\nHow’d you know this was gunna pop off today |
| Analysis: Green line goes up\n\n\nNext move: Ber r fuk |
| As a PowerPoint user I consider myself having insider MSFT info |
| I wouldn’t be here if I had them lol |
| lol dealt with my loss by skipping the gym and eating junk food for 3 days straight. Also gooning and doom scrolling. |
| I forgot that in your world the war is over when 🥭 says so. In the real world things don't work that way unfortunately... |
| MARAnate deez nuts. |
| Imagine the really when the second ceasefire is announced. |
| A lot of big investors are talking about it being Amazon’s year. They might pile in and push it higher. Group think isn’t just for WSB retards. |
| Hope Burry cries himself to sleep |
| shouldn’t you be out dining on champagne, blow, & hookers. . . . what’s wrong with you? |
| It'll open down 7% tomorrow. That's when the puts pay. This is the easiest process in the world. |
| Tf just happened to oil |
| tired of reading dumbass shit like this, be wittier |
| I used to be super bullish on UBER and full ported into UBER December 2024, but got out after Ackman pumped the stock following Q1 2025 earnings.\n\nSince then I've considered buying back in multiple times but the risk to reward simply isn't worth it in my opinion. \n\nWaymo is expanding rapidly, and very smartly targeting high traffic cities which make up the bulk of ride share revenue. I know AVs can't be used in a lot of the world, but a disproportionately large amount of Uber's rideshare revenue comes from a handful of US cities, and Waymo has been strategically taking market share rapidly in them.\n\nDoorDash is beating them in food delivery, and more and more grocers have started offering their own grocery delivery, even Amazon has started offering one day delivery on groceries which is rapidly growing in popularity.\n\nUber Freight has been operating at a loss for years and has shown little to no joke. \n\nUber courier has received a ton of backlash from customers and workers, and it doesn't contribute materially to the company's financials.\n\nBasically Uber operates in an industry where growth opportunities are scarce, competition continues to grow, and margins are thin.\n\nI know they're trying to become a super app people use for everything but I don't see it. |
| yep and shares bought a lot on their way down hedged with yolo puts but 100% in for the upside sometime tomorrow / Monday |
| 42 PE ratio - HELL NO |
| I make forts with them |
| so puts at open and then flip to calls around noon? |
| Did oil beat earnings or something? |
| Guidance killed them. Probably a rough earnings season |
| Stop staring at those ladys cupcakes |
| They say money doesn't grow on trees, but they never tried calls. |
| No way people hold over the weekend after the week we had right? |
| Up is down and down is up. The defense department starts wars and the president tells lies. We are literally in 1984. |
| Fukin lol I just saw the clip of Pope Trump talking to a bunch of kids on Easter Sunday about the autopen. There's always a funny clip with this dude. |
| contract roll ret |
| meaningfully discuss deez nuts |
| My strikes were too low. Unless it dumps 11% overnight |
| Alright share them |
| Nah, I am good I loaded up at $77 a month or so ago... |
| Self awareness? You’re Buddha buddy u/mvearthmjsun ? … |
| Imagine being a bear in this market 🐻 🔥 |
| https://youtube.com/shorts/xJyvgYo5-ZI?si=GANa1nRmphIEZOIV |
| Lmao oil under $90 |
| Why does a regard even read a book |
| The actors can be fake too |
| Nokia made toilet paper before phones, sony started with a rice cooker, bic make pens, razors and surfboards. \n\nMight be time to buy addidas & toms |
| damn this got hella engagement |
| shut up |
| #intel gey |
| Believe it or not Netflix calls |
| Hopefully 50 |
| Be humane, use a bolt gun. |
| True good point |
| It's time for bers to do some soul searching. |
| Yes, dozens of them |
| keep it shut |
| You dropped weed and picked up cocaine. Loooool |
| Bruh just return your books. 😂 |
| Plus he spent nearly $15k on them lol |
| Remember everyone, the dip CAN keep on dipping. I’m gonna sit out a week see where it lands (had no position going in) |
| It’s back to where it was 2 weeks ago |
| PINS |
| this is how corpos end up fucking you |
| That’s not the POINT |
| Well we can’t afford a pair of earrings right now so that’s not an option anyway |
| That's it, Netflex Bers? |
| not at all up over 40% last few months can't ignore that |
| I don't have red days because I don't turn my app on those days. |
| futes |
| there they opened them, yw |
| If this sub had a club house irl I'd visit it every day, fuck it would be wild |
| even the news is broke |
| that’s not how she reported it. . . |
| https://preview.redd.it/9qkreoq9kmvg1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a49501315221bd0c6977409580c1793f98bdde85\n\nTwinnnn |
| ill tell them to get on that right now |
| Does INTC hit 70 tomorrow? |
| $115 strike, sadly too far otm but it’s not huge sized so I probably will just hold and see what happens. |
| Gotta have a -0.3% day on SPY tomorrow to recharge for next week. |
| Lmfaooo |
| I honestly did the same for the last 30 minutes, fuck |
| up 42% over last few months is ignored |
| He’s posted like 10x it’s over now |
| I canceled Netflix because there's nothing good on it and they are raising their prices again. They can just leave. |
| Bull is love bull is life |
| #Open the futures you crazy bastards! LMAO🤌 |
| This Netflix move is surprising \n\nWow |
| Do you have overdue books? |
| Market analysis , next moves |
| Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in! |
| It did take all my gains I was up 50k today then down almost 2k but I had zero doubt we were closing above 700 today and I got "burned" my two trades before this selling early so I held longer than I would have normally. Still 30k |
| Just got into a fistfight with the librarian after she accused me of having overdue books |
| It’s called earnings and it’s fancy |
| Puts on Fidelity until they fix their dogshit UI |
| Should be illegal honestly. \n\nDynamic pricing based on supply and demand like Uber applied to all customers is one thing. Algos targeting people based on personal information is disgusting. |
| Dear diary I still buy puts everyday and I’m still poor 🙁 |
| Brother how?? How does it even works the calls order stuff |
| It doesn't. He's just pulling wild predictions out his ass and if he's wrong no worries, his profile is private and he will just make another |
| People coming to this sub for serious discussions lmao |
| Where's the rest? You opened ANOTHER new tax advantaged IRA to do the same strategy you were already doing? Lmao keep digging deeper |
| [https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1sn0jox/comment/oglr7ha/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web3x&utm\_name=web3xcss&utm\_term=1&utm\_content=share\_button](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1sn0jox/comment/oglr7ha/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)\n\nWho made the play? |
| Will sell everything at the Open tomorrow \n\nCant beat my ADHD of checking stock prices so cash it is\n |
| I gave her oral pleasure 😎 |
| Surely tomorrow is ber day? At least -0.1% surely? This rally is scaring me even though I own way too many calls |
| #**FUK U THATS WHY** |
| This is “pump the shit tech companies week bc there’s nothing else to pump” \n\nWhen quantum stocks, SNOW, and BB all pump, there’s a shit storm a’brewin |
| Go on, what would you like to talk about? |
| So start a meaningful discussion; be the change you want to see in the world. |
| the ole drop a bomb afterhours trick. nice job nflx |
| Right here \^this one\^ |
| [Lebanon’s National News Agency (NNA) reports that despite the ceasefire officially entering into force less than an hour ago, Israeli artillery continues to shell the towns of Khiam and Dibbine in southern Lebanon.](https://aje.news/060cxq?update=4498590)\n\nIsrael being Israel |
| No it hasn't, iShares MSCI ACWI ETF is up about 105%. \n\n[](https://www.ishares.com/us/products/239600/ishares-msci-acwi-etf#addToCompare) |
| Most people are too retarded to know this is the current thread since the widget is misbehaving. They click the shiny button that takes them to the locked thread with a mod comment explaining what is going on. However, they can’t read so they continue to try to shit post on a locked thread. |
| I am pivoting to AI |
| Mr. Reed Hastings, Co-Founder of Netflix.\n\nCertainly a loss.\n\n8% seems justified.\n\nAnyways I will try to buy a little, on this dip. |
| I'm not an AI, just a regard venting on wsb. |
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| Ahhh but there’s red hours though |
| Yes meaning this process dumb fuck. |
| It's the American way |
| I will take that over an earrings play \n |
| Define a crash |
| Chat deader than Stephen Millers bedroom fr |
| Here’s another comment you can downvote to fight those insecurities bud. lol we love internet points. |
| Canceled my subscription yesterday, today it collapses coincidence? |
| https://preview.redd.it/bkzlyhzrjmvg1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6109bdf2f51418460d71f3801fbe0bb029e1be3c |
| Ohh you little bitch ass. Bend over and I'll show you |
| partying because I made a boatload on PL |
| You'd think that since they had first mover advantage in the spaces they're in that they'd have some leverage but there's barely any margin. In fact, their margin is [predicting potential declines to 13.7% in the coming years](https://finance.yahoo.com/news/uber-uber-net-margins-jump-044203331.html)\n\n>However, analysts expect margins to fall to 13.7% within three years as high-margin growth drivers potentially fade. |
| SPY pulls a nflx.. |
| Dudes got a family wreath |
| That's why you're momma's special lil boy! |
| What did you do to/for your mom? |
| Its one truth post away |
| we're up to italy and spain telling us to fuck ourselves, more to come |
| There's no way intel doesn't shave 20% on its earnings it can't keep going up right mfers? |
| Oh so that's why you kept replying ALL I DO IS THIS. But you said you just started it. \n\nYou seem super young tbh, congrats on unlimited money hack no one else was smart enough to think of, but hopefully you reflect on this later and why that would be impossible. Good luck homie, you will need it in coming tax year! |
| why is there no meaningful discussion instead of all this bull and bear shit |
| Word |
| My best ideas are waiting for a dip on MSFT and going odte calls lol but all depends on what things look like tomorrow |
| Donald Jesus Trump wants you to know there are only 12 days of Greenmas |
| Bers gone |
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| awwww. Made 2k and then lost it all on NFLX |
| everyone has puts and is too embarrassed to admit it |
| Does it? Guess who can do it cheaper? Anyone, and especially YouTube and their creators |
| Ai post |
| Just saw that article about AI Val Kilmer. Although I kinda wonder if the backlash might put a hold on that |
| where do you get that for *tens* of dollars besides your moms bedroom? |
| Idk i mean before i was paying like 33 a tank now its 40 i hardly notice |
| I have blockaded your protection fee with an increase in my service charges. |
| Perfect! We’ll call it puppy love! |
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| Why is chat so calm tonight? Where did everybody go? |
| How does this all affect me socio-culturally? |
| What if this happens to SPY.. |
| Uh huh. Sure. |
| indeed we are. QQQ down 3% probably. |
| War is over |
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| I'm broken can you fix me |
| yeah thats a no from me dawg. |
| Sounds mad bullish for a company that makes a ton of movies tbh |
| What did you do????? |
| i've really been meaning to migrate it over to a better setup. one of these days |
| Nvts my sweet. Pull a NBIS and give us 3 more days of this |
| I miss the people who full ported their life savings to cannabis stocks on this sub |
| I started this account a year ago, correct. Take a look at the ROI. \n\nThere’s implications to the allocation amount. \n\nI’m not here trying to convince people I am an expert but you seem to interpret it that way. That’s on the receiver. Hope you can catch |
| We ain’t falling for that |
| #LMAO 🤌 |
| At least I chickened out of buying puts |
| If it hits 90 I'll sell an 80 put. Best I can do |
| Yes but it does not count |
| wait for things to spontaneously break |
| I full ported into SQQQ calls expiring May 15 at close day.\n\nPlease send this bloated pig of a market to the shadow realm. |
| Stonks only go uppies before earnings then tank |
| RIP Netflix |
| Join the chicken and rice club mayne . It's not too late |
| Exactly. The gap between what LLMs are and executives understanding of them is what will crash this bubble. \n\nThey are subsidizing the costs now, but once the hyperscalers have to profit, it will not be as appealing to them. \n\nFrom a compliance POV, you have no one to blame if something goes wrong. The AI companies can scale the intelligence of your agents at any time they want, as well as the price. The sarbox audit trail is fucked. People start hating your company because they can only reach an AI agent for support, etc. There are also no clean data sources for the data agents would have to access across these companies. \n\n“Hey Chat, the financial data is on this cobol on prem server, the customer information is scattered across 15 different legacy databases behind plaintext HTML fronted with no webhooks, and the fraud information is on punchcards in the break room, please perform fraud analysis and make no mistakes.” \n\nIt’s just comical to me at this point larpers think they could actually automate entire companies or even significant portions within the next 5-10 years without significant investment in software engineers to make it ready to be automated. |
| Why my account not 1 milly yet? |
| I pleasured her 😎 |
| Very impressive. You kept buying calls on the way up, compounding into more contracts, you leap frogged to tremendous growth am not even mad at ya. You took serious risk though one pullback would've taken all the gains. |
| You can’t lead a horse to water |
| >You can't get below 0 anyway\n\nI mean, you can. |
| trying to imagine a more toxic combination than Microsoft and Stellantis |
| https://preview.redd.it/unrdm5v6jmvg1.png?width=1122&format=png&auto=webp&s=5b732f57880115c6da5f6cf2f235bcdeffed086a |
| The straight yearns for American oil |
| Is nana dipping on earnings |
| Yes because there are indeed … so many subscribers. |
| Hastings is exiting the company…. It’ll bounce back. |
| It’s like 15 clicks how is that on accident |
| Lol it was dumped before the earnings call, it could easily come right back at open |
| Chat is starting to slow down, gotta be careful with what I'm saying now\n\nAnyway fok dem bers |
| Join the club |
| He trying to feed you, trash panda |
| Canceled my Netflix\n\nCan we just chill? |
| Spot on. We have no viable options. |
| have fun during the war pause |
| That's bad for holders of netflix. Do you think it's gonna cause a market crash? Did the market crash when Microsoft dropped the same amount? |
| your protection fee just went to 75% from 50% for resisting... thought you wanted to be a postapocalyptic entrepreneur... better cut some deals. |
| You went full retard? |
| Bro u have about 200 bucks just put the fires in the bag |
| A miracle happened. Now it’s time to walk away |
| Move is exhausted to the upside 10% over 11 trading days is already a 99% outlier. Highest odds we pin, but if we see volume selling it’s gamma down. |
| The founder, Reed Hastings, is leaving the company. |
| It's like birthday cakes. When you grow up you can just buy one all for yourself any day of the year. Get some chocolate coins anytime. |
| Yep. Trade sideways, don't owe taxes. |
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| Yeah keep going on that, bro you literally started a year ago. Where was all your money before? No one's buying that you're an expert and it's just hilarious at this point watching the insecurity reply to every damn comment. |
| I actually knew about this last week and totally forgot to insider trading true story |
| https://youtu.be/t8rFC-859CI?t=10 |
| That should give you an idea of how bad things will get |
| What it sounds like. Feature length movies generated with AI. No paying for actors, music, production, nothing. It is coming. Have you seen the shorts out there? Insane |
| Lotta people really made a bag this week... 😪 why didn't I pay attention and full port calls like everyone else did |
| Someone tell me a call or put option to send it. Got 3k |
| Literally, as in actually, an episode of Black Mirror. Joan is Awful is about Netflix using a quantum computer to harvest info on the lives of its subscribers and generate targeted, "relatable" shows that emphasize the subscribers'/viewers' negative qualities to drive engagement.\n\nLife imitates art. Calls. |
| Does anyone else ever get those weird ass AI-generated video ads of an old buffed up Japanese guy telling 50+ year old men to start Tai Chi walking? |
| A LOT of people. |
| #"gas prices not high"- actual out of touch taco |
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| It’s either the $200 leftover or 75k at this point |
| bruh hes up 100% on intrinsic value alone currently quit commenting this comment should be bannable. |
| They should pull a double uno reverse and enter into my ass |
| I kinda expect a massive rug pull soon, but not until shit rips a bit more and has everyone regardedly bullish, frothy in the loins bullish lol. |
| My ex moved out like a week ago I’ve only eaten pizza bites,turkey sandwiches,and yogurt I’ve basically transformed into a retarded 6 year old |
| ”Panic the fuck out and sell everything when others are fearful, full port to 0 DTE’s when others are greedy” |
| What kind of chingrish is this Mista Sparkra |
| Looks like you were right! Buying more tomorrow. So not a big deal for me. |
| This is not my retirement lol. 401k vs Roth. \n\nThe fact that you and another user thought this was meant to be a “flex” says a lot. \n\nIt’s a validation to my process. That’s it. Showing that I am gaining on my process. \n\nHoly shit bud. |
| I would like them more if I got an invite to their barn raisings |
| I'm assuming due co founders exit? Because look like they kicked but |
| Netflix needs to build its own image and video generation models! The own so much damn content it’s a shame that no one there has any vision beyond selling subs for viewing movies and shows! |
| we’re crashing tomorrow aren’t we |
| It’s ok. He gets to pay taxes on the dividend too! |
| Shorts are going to make some money tomorrow, longs are going to add more tomorrow....so what's the problem? Win-Win \n\nLOL |
| https://preview.redd.it/cd4vkhwlimvg1.jpeg?width=556&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cf890b3d107d824b46d73970d72ba70761a0cabf\n\n |
| I have a very fancy new version of him I just dont want people to spam it and for it to piss everyone off or be underwhelming so I've been working on it for a few months |
| I understand I have some in a similar situation. Me personally I’m holding to see what happens next week. \n\nBut do not take my advice cut bait if uneasy, etc. |
| “Can’t possibly go green tomorrow” 4:1 put call ratio lol |
| I bought bed bat beyond at ath and held till it was dissolved into a fraction of a penny |
| Man I miss talking about SLV and shiny rocks in this sub, those were wild times |
| NFLX without their money back from losing the Warner brother bids woulda been at eps or even missed |
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| Hey banbets should track and display the timestamp of when the user made the bet, not just the ticker strike price and expiration.\n\nA banbet's theta is a very interesting component. |
| God I cringe any time someone says “short ladder attacks”. Gayest term ever invented |
| Down 9.3% after hours so far |
| *what is it you would you say you do here* |
| Yes thanks bro I could use a caffeine boost |
| Hooray |
| I believe you get your ass kicked for saying that |
| What exactly is an AI movie |
| they guided down. thats the main reason |
| Having sleep for dinner so I can invest the 1$ I've saved into a penny stock |
| Screenshot = sell |
| Lmao.\n\nLesson 1: dont take financial advice from strangers on the internet. Especially this sub, which is filled with idiots and degenerate gamblers, and I do mean every one of us.\n\nLesson 2: only spend what you are 100% comfortable with losing completely.\n\nLesson 3: I have been wrong before and I will be wrong again. The stock dropped $10 in 3 hours yesterday before close, after the verdict was released. A $150 put was, and still is, a solid position to hold, especially when I placed it this morning at market open. Would I make the same play right now after seeing what the stock did today? No. Am I going to sell now at a loss but get a little money back to cut my losses? Also no, because as stated in lesson 2 - I am fully prepared to wait it out even if that means i lose it all. \n\nWe have a week to let this play out, the stock could very well drop during that time frame for any number of reasons, which it already has several times in the past few months, and LYV is currently overvalued.\n\nYou just need to keep an eye on it and be ready to sell your puts once the price drops below $147. The more you wait past that dipping point, the bigger the profit margin.\n\nGodspeed. |
| Don't celebrate till after iv crush in the morning. |
| NFLX dont announce the subscriber anymore, because there are so many subscriber? |
| I’d bet on it going down |
| Oh Jesus, the assholes in charge are definitely gonna have to go up again tomorrow then. |
| Btw I highly doubt there will be a deal and I do think there will be boots on the ground |
| No one cares about your >$200 investment nerd go to class |
| Why are you in a stock trading reddit? You make no sense. You're so desperate to be right youre praying for companies to fail? |
| Everyone’s focusing on Netflix, look at Spotify’s drop. |
| 780->2k->13k->9k |
| Ha, also space sector, PL and RKLB both had 10%+ days today |
| “Other” |
| why |
| No idea... |
| have you sold it yet ? i'll tell you mayne . wait for m00rkit open and git out |
| 0.00 (maybe 0.00 - 0.01 bid/ask)\n\nYou're getting IV crushed since earnings are done and even at $98 after a 10% drop you're still $10 out of the money. |
| How many times are you going to comment this shit |
| I read, for the first time in a while, and apparently the co founder is leaving to pursue philanthropy. |
| Shhh... You'll summon all the weirdos from the dividend income subreddits. |
| fuckin shoe company out there pivoting away from shoes into AI.....that should tell you how stupid this shit is |
| We got the Buddha over here stfu |
| I love driving through the amish towns near me |
| 0xF2AD5703eB132fdE9D17251b21184327B65D3F60\n\nMoney send now send money now money send |
| Yeah they expecting 12.57 billion instead of the 12.64. house will come tumbling |
| have fun staying poor 🤡🤡🤡 |
| But they raised their prices 10 times this year, why is the stock down? |
| Deep |
| Tomorrow going to be distribution and celebration for all time highs. 😂😁 \nI guess , Retailer will be big clown 🤡 ; huh ? |
| There's way more upside than down |
| Unleash Vmod you coward |
| Maintaining above 700 gives me the exact false sense of security I’ve been looking for |
| Hey you don’t do that |
| Dad? |
| Video games are designed to be won |
| It was a perfect storm. Ceasefire. Heading into earnings season. Plus the fact everyone trade these 0dte puts. No volume at all. I asked Gemini to compare the volume from last year day by day to this year and the volume was 30% lower this year. |
| Spent my last $30 buying 2 shares of $BIRD to retire as a millionaire soon and hedgies decided to send multiple short ladder attacks. I am not going anywhere!!! 💎💎 |
| Don't miss out on the next big thing! Jerking off men behind the Wendy's dumpster! \n\nWe'll see ya back there! |
| Many people miss the fundamentals that even Einstein himself taught:\n\nBer anoos gap |
| You can barely see it.\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/tqvi7cgzhmvg1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e41b8227ab812a35d4ff5b77ff8a033bbd127194 |
| I figured out what the problem is with daily thread, it's not my fault for once. Waiting for reddit app platform people to push the right button so it goes back to normal. |
| Why worry about losing money? You can't get below 0 anyway, technically you can only go up |
| 2.3k->0 |
| Sorry had to root around for the numbers to get back to you. So I'm seeing for Q1 2025 Netflix had $2.89 billion. For Q1 2026 that is $5.28 billion.\n\n\nBut that net income accounts for WBs fee of $2.8 billion. So when adjusted Netflix's Income is $2.48 Billion.\n\n\nSo less income this year than Q1 2025 despite AI supposedly boosting everyones profits throught 2025.\n\n\nThat + the departure seems what investors were reading through is what I'm hearing. |
| Aaah Friday, good day for SPY puts |
| I know right. She was hot so I guess everyone was impressed? |
| I would be fucking floored. |
| Can't underestimate a blowie for mental health. It's an investment |
| Is that your cash app? |
| Why |
| Correct. There will be none. |
| Judging by the amount of drivers in my area, a lot of people. |
| He wants to avoid the bully |
| Imagine trying to secure financial freedom by trading options but instead you destroy your savings and get into massive debt and develop a crippling gambling addiction |
| Retirement account (Ira, Roth, sep)…. |
| Really? What could you say that would be weirder than silence? Nice pubes you got there babe |
| Netflix does not deserve to be in business. |
| based |
| Ultra bears and Ultra bulls both get their dicks caught in ceiling fans. |
| What, 45x with competition left and right and AI movies a heartbeat away? |
| I made literally millions in OSRS flipping at the GE, why the fuck can't I do it with stocks? |
| Bro it's $89k, are we supposed to be impressed? And you admitted this is your IRA so this is your whole retirement/net worth. You are cooked brother. |
| It's gonna be funny if MSFT pulls everyone back in then tanks their earnings or has much higher A.I. capex than expected and it tanks again lol |
| Woah lol |
| This. Looks like about 20 short calls worth of BP. He might not even be down at all depending on when he sold them. |
| Nasdaq has only had a 12 day winning streak 3 times in its entire history. There has never been a 13 day streak.\n\nToday is day 12. |
| Said that on MU earnings, but the plummet kept plummeting |
| Tank of gas. |
| why won't you average down on both? 💰 |
| He wants to make sure he's on-time for his bullying? I don't get it. |
| gotta elaborate.. |
| I ain't buying shit |
| Bet |
| In 3 years. Yes. |
| yes if you're a top |
| glad to hear you came up $calebg1996 |
| So I can smell Amish cow poop? No thanks I’ll just keep the AC on |
| Heard that two weeks ago. Would have missed a shit ton of money |
| Most bears don’t even sound smart anymore they just sound like weird conspiracy theorists |
| Don’t have to sell all, just trim some here and there |
| This week I turned $73->9.8k->2.3k \n\nStay tuned for tomorrow |
| time to buy Netflix?\n\nedit: the downvotes tell me all I need to know in with 20 shares at 98 may buy more. |
| It will help the narrative for next week |
| And to my loving wife, I bequeath 174 years of capital loss carryover |
| I think they are indeed insane, hope you are not holding calls through er |
| Why not? |
| how the fuck is INTEL at 68 what the actual motherfucking fuck gey ass stock |
| lol just wait for tomorrow morning |
| what about gamma up? |
| All in 0dte |
| Based on historical data: Mon-Fri. Avoid the weekends. |
| You have two choices in this market:\n\n**Sound** smart (bears) or make money (bulls) 😎 |
| I feel like you did not sell it based on prior posts but gg |
| it’s just that my poots are down 40% and i thought i entered at the top lmao |
| Don’t forget the IV crush |
| This mkt scares me |
| I need to buy more AMD LMAO🤌 |
| I have no evidence of this, but I think Netflix is the last streaming service somebody would drop. |
| I will make sure to time the -1% days |
| Caskets are expensive, more like ROPE |
| Already betting? I’m already coming! |
| Well Will you MERCEDES BENZ BRAINED MF FIX THE GODDAMN TICKER SCREEN ON THIS SUBREDDIT!?!? |
| Sure, but buying and holding index funds isn’t very exciting, and there wouldn’t be much to talk about in a daily discussion thread if that’s all we were doing |
| Watching my 701p lose half their value. |
| Call the police breh |
| IRA |
| Hey just got my tax refund. Any suggestions as to where to invest my *looks at check* \nTens of dollars? |
| https://preview.redd.it/wk41mwrchmvg1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=590eacf48a8187cf820ee8904baec3ff4e0fe86c\n\n |
| Sndk drops 75$ by open tomorrow |
| Agree gonna do some 0dte puts myself |
| And they want your money faster |
| this is the trend in IG too |
| U know that 3x leveraged ETFs don’t work like that yeah? |
| Fun fact about illegal practices for brokers there's something legitimately known as "Selling Dividends" because it puts the client in a worse off position immediately following the dividend due to holding the position while.. you guessed it - owing taxes. \n\nSo who did you listen to, to hear that this is a non taxable event? |
| INTEL TO 150 |
| lmaooo |
| $NFLX and chill |
| Earnings were terrible. Its going to new 52Wk low for sure. It was already expensive before compared to the other stocks in market. Dont fomo in. U will get the opportunity in $60s soon\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/wagz1jp0hmvg1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=67338f29f0713c792cbd8820de1348627a1bbc26 |
| Getting rid of PDT cuz everyone is poor as fuck 🫠 |
| 11 |
| Aaaand they're worthless now |
| Had to get pretty bad to cancel your Netflix |
| caskets |
| I would be surprised if NFLX is up 10% after 30 minutes of trading |
| Swing trade $5 etfs like me. I do a 2x and inverse and just play the trends. Made an astounding 60 today to bring my week total to slightly below 300 😀\n\nIt makes me feel better when I look at my HEAVY bbai & imsr bags and realize I have years to see them possibly break even. |
| Think I’ll do 0dte puts too. Looks like it’s rejecting that lvl |
| Chat is going so fast none will know I'm shy and introverted IRL while having a big mouth on the internet |
| Tbf it had first tanked when they originally won the bidding war for warner bros discovery. And then they mooned back up when it was announced paramount would be buying it instead |
| Easy to do, when you have a couple hundred millions. |
| gambling methadone, nice |
| Can I just walk and eat the coins I start with? |
| Alright bers. 5th chance here. What we buying tomorrow? |
| Can i speak to the manager of \nD-Wave Quantum Inc. - After Hours trading?\n |
| Lol it’s gonna be up at the opening bell + IV crush. You’re fkd |
| Gonna buy more. Idiot drop because of hastings moving and slightly lower projections... |
| Isn't it super cheap right now? |
| Heading to sell more blood plasma to buy the dip |
| I rage the best when I’m trying to squeeze one out 💩 |
| how many green days is that in a row |
| Holy hate bruh, I already sold twin im good |
| Wtf why did that double in a day 😂 |
| In which case they made also nothing, and in the case of reinvesting basically experienced a transaction in order to end up in the same place. |
| What video if you don’t mind me asking? |
| Wtf netflix |
| Picked it up from the money printers this morning, that’s puts, and the expiration, something called 0DTE |
| Better sell before it’s too late |
| Bro is 65 years old and leaving, Im pretty sure 99% of degens here would leave sooner if they had his dough |
| The more **we** see it the more ***stress*** we are inducing ourselves, \n\n**You ain't alone**\n\nTake a step back |
| More like time to unsubscribe |
| I hope green but red on some stocks I want to pick up |
| I’m from Britain, you guys barely speak English ngl 😂 |
| The way some people overreact is crazy. I’m certainly buying more. |
| vcx.. .are you for real? |
| https://preview.redd.it/oa8rfceygmvg1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=91fad2d54b20b72aca8f4908c7678793388989cd |
| holy shit |
| If it says unrealized then it's not real |
| Member when we were all making fun of value investors |
| Nah, its opex likely range bound. |
| To beef windows core OS.. minimalist with tiers and local apps with flexibility to use cloud apps. Also that down your throat copilot and cloud ashiy is annoyingly aggressive |
| Not happnin chief |
| The move is to realize you sound like broccoli headed, cringe neckbeard using a term like "dry powder". |
| Oh I feel your pain |
| Exactly. So if you see it running up a lot to earnings likelier than not it'll drop |
| Imagine trying to time the market |
| You will always make more money being an optimist. Im already up 10% on my entire port in like 3 days because I wasn't afraid to get some progressive exposure with my 100% cash. Now im 80% invested cause there's been so many good opportunities. Worst case scenario I get stopped out early but still made a bunch of money cause I caught near enough to the bottom. |
| Well, now that they've been figured out, it isn't going to work that way anymore. |
| Poor sucks |
| Good for you Sue |
| Why do people worry about an AI bubble? Just pull out before it pops LMAO |
| That was the weird part. No one said anything! |
| That individualized pricing is crazy. I would get the classic cheeseburger bundle (20 nuggets, 2 cheeseburgers, 2 medium fries) for $12.99 while my gf's app showed it for $16.99. One of those is much more compelling than the other! |
| Lol. Its not even cheap. Most of the market is cheaper than $NFLX. Thats why i sold before earnings and now are guiding for even lower growth. This is going to new 52Wk low for sure. Around $60 |
| That's because I cancelled my subscription |
| Nana will save the day .. |
| She was on the toilet 🤯 |
| Congrats, also I hate you |
| Netflix has rallied 30% since Feb? wtf |
| Right they’ll just have to time the intraday moves & pray |
| I have a employee he’s like 60+ said he needs to get off earlier cause basically a homeless man is bullying after he drives home I wish I was making this up |
| I did have a recording going but it only records the person talking |
| Buying puts before a major tech company reports earnings. Bold move that only pays off literally 100% of the time. |
| NFLX with soft guidance? Hoping it's the pattern of this earnings season |
| https://preview.redd.it/sl039nylgmvg1.png?width=634&format=png&auto=webp&s=3f5e94965f9e2c67a8f3e8118b76e0f3e055a29d\n\n |
| I have no calls. You are SoL |
| No, the toilet is. |
| Rest easy soldier |
| Why did I all in spy puts at close I’m actually an ape |
| NVDA was going down with SPY but not going up with it so I bought puts for tomorrow. |
| Going on a bender tn yikes |
| Probably theta. Wait until close unless you see an obvious set up |
| Oh damn alright I was hoping I could get in on the action haha but I understand. Thank you for responding and congratulations on your success |
| NFLX will trigger the crash tomorrow lol |
| Her maiden name |
| Time to inflate the AI bubble once more! |
| They just found conciousness in a fish |
| Won’t even last a day |
| asml and tsm already happened. nflx would be third shoe? |
| Too greedy more like $90 entry for the bounce |
| To really defend yourself, you could make its output encrypted by default. So if someone killed you, they wouldn't have access to the infinite information machine, so they'd have no reason to kill you unless they had the keys. |
| Not looking today. But maybe if you had puts? Lol |
| Like™ Chocolate? |
| Ik its so fun buying calls in this market going up 100x and then losing it all in like 5 days when they finally rug us |
| Space sector is pumping hard. Has been for more than a year |
| Check your DMs |
| "hope to" see you again here soon! Regards. |
| This 👆🤪😅☝️ |
| It's nothing if you're a smart investor.\n\nIt's everything if you're a regarded gambler. |
| You say that like it's a bad policy |
| God damn it NFLX. I wish i trimmed more aggressively. Sold a single cc and 0.2 delta at that fml |
| Ooo you saw pubic hair naughty |
| QBTS short going well |
| Arent you more scared of being poor? |
| My camera was on??? |
| Haven't had MCD in a while since apparently it's a luxury for the rich. But I haven't tried the Big Arch yet which is a hit outside the US and felt like splurging, so I went to check the price, almost $16 for a single Arch meal lmao.\n\nEven worse, I decided to check my wife's phone to see what deals she was getting. Realized hers were a lot better due to individual dynamic pricing. Made me pissed off and realized I'm still too poor anyway in the $7 doritos bag K shaped economy so just closed both apps and made a turkey sandwich with boxed mac and cheese 🥹👍. |
| Was it recorded? I’m doing a documentary on Teams meetings |
| Jewish dice... |
| More'n nuff for a high end hooker and bottle of scotch! 👊🏾 |
| Only you were stunned? |
| I used to write a lot there but at some point I realized I was just talking to myself which some might say is odd so I stopped. |
| I would like a redo on the dip |
| Vancouverites have been living lush with their Home Equity Line of Credits for 20 years |
| 60% of the time, it works every time |
| My account where I make big brain (low IQ) plays: -30%\n\nMy account with just an ETF: +15%\n\nWho needs professionals, I still got it. |
| Idk man, i loved it for a while, got all the grad degrees available, but im starting to hate it… i’d lean on building a trading infrastructure for fpgas, but idk who gonna buy that 🙁 |
| Did she get a raise |
| Have some friends who work for Microsoft. Seems like an absolute shit show over there right now. Just vibe coding and feeding copilot instructions to do literally everything. |
| I've been green many times on MS, ready to vomit, when I realize I could have got out numerous times when it was over 500.....yet you all know I still have it 😞 |
| tomorrow is a massive opex day. its the one year opex anniversary from the tariff low. so many options probably bought at the low, I wonder whats going to happen |
| That’s damn impressive. Absolute respect. \n\nSome day I hope to get my trading to that level. |
| Mango is on the toilet rage tweeting again |
| Just two. Technically 4 if you count work related retirement accounts. |
| It’s taking so much willpower to not full port puts |
| ain’t nobody got time for that |
| 6-month high of $542 is still out there. Think it can climb a fair bit further. |
| Stocks like this, going on runs like this, and eliciting posts like this, are the single biggest sell sign anyone could ask for. The rug is gonna get pulled hard my guess is sometime in between Kevin Warsh getting confirmed and his first Fed meeting. |
| “forgot” |
| Every year I regret not having invested more money in the previous year, this shit only goes up |
| Big if true |
| Stretched anoos behind Wendy's |
| Good news tonight market finally going down tomorrow 700p 695 p odte |
| True, just local bottom I guess. But will it actually be worth it or should I wait? |
| That's a Yautja |
| There will never be another crash. The only thing bers can expect is 1% down day here and there which will get bought back up the very next day lmao. |
| uh huh, as long as you pay your protection money you can run your little google machine. |
| goonin to NFLX |
| Since you're a 19-year old college student, worsdt case scenario is move back in with parents if things do not go your way. Hope they have a finished basement. |
| leave it as dry powder chances are youll burn that trying to get a quick buck |
| Sweet, did they ask Donny yet to play as the Ayatollah? |
| Was in a teams meeting today and some chick forgot to turn off her camera and took a dump in front of everyone. Proceeded to flash the camera with a full frontal puss shot as she pulled up her panties. I was stunned. Meeting was so serious. |
| Ramping back up tomorrow |
| Not until it gets to 550 |
| TSM red \nASML red\nNFLX red \n\n\nBuy puts and make money 🤑 \n\nLow volume pumps so easy to see |
| it’s for the best |
| My posts if i post a meme get shadow banned every time |
| Biotech binary plays are kind of like 0DTE’s but you have to wait months to find out if you are a retard or not. |
| The most important lesson ive learned is that hope is a short term option traders most expensive enemy. When I buy options I always set a stop loss. You can recover the lost 20% with the saved 80%, but you cant recover 100% with 0%. |
| Shove it in your ass |
| Username checks out |
| It'll probably go up a bit more until earnings call 29 april, after that probably short sell off no matter what |
| Monday makes sense, most people getting ready for TACO tuesday |
| Sitting on $9k in dry powder. What's the move tomorrow morning? 👀 |
| I haven’t traded it much but it looks like it’s just hitting a higher volume zone from 2024. \n\nThe structure does look bad with a bottom divergence, so it might be… I’d just be more worried about the macro than them though. Otherwise, it looks good to me. You probably will get a pull back, but I doubt a crash |
| Was priced in before you were born. |
| but the model on onlyfans I think she really likes me... |
| ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯ there's some room left |
| did you sufficiently manage your personal risk tolerance? |
| Is NFLX the first 👠 to drop? |
| You're one of those guys that touch themselves while simulating returns on their soon to be worthless puts |
| easy double |
| Almost got me. |
| i guess my question is, what makes it shoot up so high? compared to other options?\n\nis it vol the main component? |
| Gonna get IV crushed best market can do is 3.50 |
| go find some direction first... no point wasting your time doing shit you don't care about. |
| Cant find anything at a good point rn 😔 |
| Nice donation lolol |
| Isn't being the premier aggregator the ultimate low cost high margin play? There are going to a lot of winners in the AV industry, Uber is perfectly placed to be one of them if they execute properly. |
| even if 1% day.. brings up back to... looks at calendar... today ROFL |
| If you didn’t buy Microsoft at a near 20x multiple what in the actual fuck were you doing? |
| Never try to "time the market". I did it myself a few times in the past and got my hands burnt! Buy a stock if you believe in the fundamentals. And if you are able to invest for the long term. |
| Best I can do is eod 64.30. |
| They know they don't have legs so they go to their doctor and ask where are my legs? Then in 10000 BC humans were born from jesus christ |
| Bro, I bought my puts b/c of you. |
| That’s called revenge trading my dude. You can’t put-muscle the market |
| No its Rob Schneider obviously. |
| And 9 yrs ago. |
| Went 5x LONG on Navitas in eToro just before close\n\nUnbelievable that ive actually read ”intelligent investor” considering the rational of that trade |
| You're correct that I understood it to be one lump sum rather than over a decade. Makes more sense this way, but imo still a lot for a kid. |
| I will buy at $92.65 |
| exactly |
| Man life as an adult looked much easier when I played as one in The Sims as a kid... What a fucking scam |
| That Avg cost is wild!!! |
| Yes. They made a run at 420 and got stuck |
| Oh true |
| I would have believed him 50% if he didn’t say free oil. |
| Subscribe to read breaking news from a year ago? |
| Who you gunna call???\n\nMargin |
| Does MSFT feel a bit toppy atm? |
| Founder of Netflix left |
| So did they pump it just to sell off after the earnings beats just aren’t enough again. Glad I sold my calls and not standing on the rug |
| If 690 breaks tomorrow, it’s gamma down to 680… crazier things have happened. Most likely chop and pinning. |
| Don't forget to account for opportunity cost! You're actually down more like 170%.\n\nMy worst 2021 trade (so far) was -114%. I've got 9 still open so ya never know. |
| Please |
| I was looking for the reason, thanks! |
| hopefully your contract pumps end of month |
| Thing is 3x to 5x contracts are there i just dont have balls to 0DTE |
| Ufff |
| Where’s the recovering? I don’t see it |
| Told one of my friends to buy put as joke on Netflix before close, he bought 2contract P $100 may 15 for 290 for both. How much yall think he could make if price hold ? |
| But Mr prez said deal is very near and he could smell it. |
| Just jerked off dare me to thrive |
| Could be a tax deferred account. |
| It’s crazy - this whole week has been like this |
| They just upped rates to $20/mo. |
| "Study? Why would anyone do a study on something that is a known fact? This is literally just how it works."\n\n\nhttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=GiJXALBX3KM&pp=ygUnYWx3YXlzIHN1bm55IHNjaWVuY2UgaXMgd3Jvbmcgc29tZXRpbWVz |
| I always say “asshats” in my head when i read their ticket. And yes, im very long them too. I’m a true asshat! |