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| Technical analysis and using Charts to give us an inside view of the psychology of market participants is the right move here. \n\n\nFundamentals are hard to calculate in an ai driven future, there’s just way too much alpha for traditional FUNdaMENTAL ANALysis\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/5ixteejnsk1h1.jpeg?width=1138&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8b91a2b3139ed338d7906f74bad0428cb87b3af3\n\n |
| idk why this is so funny |
| Your mom giving birth to your retarded self, priced then decades ago |
| l thought it was a coffee filter with a couple weird red and blue things in it |
| i’m just single lmao |
| Oh, the good-old armbar neckbreaker wing spread! |
| Watching small balls get hit and pondering if I am a hunchback |
| https://www.reddit.com/r/CerebrasSystems/s/eM0buANyEp |
| I think it was Lady Gaga |
| Nah, his russian girlfriend sold |
| I never buy puts but if it starts strong I'm selling naked calls |
| no gaming pc? |
| I love a good girl dinner... Just need to find a girl first. It puts the lotion in the basket |
| Instead of the usual 🐻 doom posting on weekends threads we getting the bull doomposting\n\nSo basically whoever posts on here on weekends is just a broke bitch 🤔 |
| I'm down 49% YTD and i haven't had my first kiss yet \n\n \nNot me |
| kick harder! |
| https://preview.redd.it/ugaqxhuosk1h1.png?width=846&format=png&auto=webp&s=4e33efd6a69f8ee152646ac3f98280dce257be7e\n\n |
| Don't invest based on politics. |
| 🤣\n\nI’m just tired of everything |
| It isn’t until it is |
| ball market |
| ***You’re*** too stupid |
| can retail even afford spacex options? LMAO |
| damn next time buy LEAPs so you have time to let it cook. |
| This stock is actual trash and anyone buying it at more than double NAV will find that out for themselves |
| Idk. The economy vibes are not good. The data seems off. It's just all weird. Who knows what the real economic data says. Lots of professionals are out of work and construction (outside of ai shit) is not great. Same with manufacturing. |
| d4vd? |
| If rates increase, companies like Debtweave will go bankrupt LMAO 🤌 |
| those 0 dte’s take quite the toll huh |
| Sooo... Sell semis and buy crushed consumer goods companies hit by the tariffs? Gotta think beyond tech. And if Samsung doesn't strike we'll see a very quick -15% hit to chip stocks. tbd on that outcome |
| Ouch, you ok friend? |
| *come upon |
| I mean, its on record that he has a wierdly shaped small mushroom penis. |
| Sorry bro but you sound like a ber and this isn't that kind of establishment |
| No need for a ballsroom |
| you sound like you need 1 more to stay awake |
| it’s a something blot |
| Try having boy dinner, which is basically dino shaped tendies |
| Pulls (puts and calls) |
| Calls |
| 75 strike, but am hoping to stc by 65-70. |
| Vertically or diagonally? |
| I feel my heart physically tingling from drinking so much monster this can't be good |
| If someone asked me about stocks I would say I daytrade short term options and pull up a 0 DTE gain porn. |
| Believe it or not, calls |
| It's a venting sub with a food theme. You talk about whatever your eating and complain about something. |
| I APPROVE OF THIS MESSAGE |
| Can’t believe people are yoloing into the market after this runup, bond rates rocketing, uncertainty in Iran etc. someone’s gotta be exit liquidity though I guess |
| Yes |
| I'm not convinced, r.stocks and similar are bearish as fuck, they always bullpost before the crash. |
| BER= Bear |
| the way “this” is oddly vague though |
| I find the marketwatch article confusing. They reference a post on Anthropics website (https://support.claude.com/en/articles/13704655-unauthorized-anthropic-stock-sales-and-investment-scams) that does NOT list DXYZ as a company to avoid. The article only points out the NAV of $24.56 as of March 31, 2026. Yes, this means there is a premium on the DXYZ shares but we don’t know exactly what that is right now. |
| Okay I don’t understand the photo. Did he take a bite out of her cupcake? Was her cupcake actually feces? |
| I left the gate open and my neighbors saw me *edging* the backyard |
| Or I could just keep that money at RH banking and get 3.25 without any fee. \nPaying a fee for interest seems like a con to me. |
| Monday will hopefully be green due to the language around tariffs being eased on China, but I don’t like how the Chinese government says no US chips, we all know the companies want them |
| Do you happen to be a gay ber? |
| Until Msft and meta make new highs, the bubble won't pop. |
| LMFAO |
| I cant believe mfers actually bought puts💀 |
| Gates sold all his Microsoft shares? That’s why it tanked on earnings that one time? |
| why are you calling yourself a gay communist robot bear |
| 2 days ago one of my employees said he was going to quit and day trade for a living. |
| Sorry I'm not sure I get it do you mean we're in the bubble part or in the crash part ? |
| 800. Shares |
| What we feeling about Monday puts or calls? |
| Why? |
| 0dte S&P is literally free money if they feel on the safer side investing like Buffet. |
| He shorting that cake |
| Tonight I am having Girl Dinner, which is basically fancy lunchables |
| I don't pay attention to much. Cost too much. |
| Fellow "traders" no need to be mad at someone else or their boyfriend because your too stupid to make money. |
| This is more options and retail access |
| man took his anger out at the birthday cake like it personally shorted his positions |
| College fund doing great if the major is risk management |
| he didn’t he just asked me out of the blue. we talked about getting employees & the food & how my family also owns a business in the area. we did drive up in a bmw 7 series tho so maybe saw that. we weren’t dressed up at all |
| My massage therapist told me she lost $40k last month trading Silver. She is a single mother of five kids, My tattoo artist told me about his crypto losses last week. \n\nThe Top is definitely in. Calls? |
| So many people in this sub not realizing how poor they are about to be |
| During Berskire Hathaway meeting one of the interviewers from the public said to them they should speculate with investors money in the tech stocks, it was shortly before 2000 crash. |
| Elon thanks you. He'll not only go to Mars. He will go to Uranus. |
| I want ur body won’t leave without it |
| DO NOT CUT MY HOTDOG |
| A quick win is just as important as a big win |
| Too many gay communist robot bears in here, calls it is |
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| what about *CHOCCY MILK*🫴 |
| Nothing says peace like being too traumatized to open the app |
| Broo 😭😭 thank you but lol |
| Your 50 calls start burning or something. |
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| Now we just need the punchline. |
| Bers hoping for April lows every May 🤣 |
| Unspecified tariffs on unspecified goods, finally some clarity for the market |
| how funny would it be if manngo bought the literal top on nvidiguh |
| seeing children slug root beers outta the bottle is hilarious |
| TITS |
| That feeling when the stupid utility you own gets a buyout offer the day after your covered calls expire.\n\nNEE to aquire D\n\n |
| First one's for free, except for me, I've got in a day before 2018 crash, waited a year to break even. |
| 💯but the excitement & confidence & lack of knowledge attributed to my sentiment as well but valid point |
| How did he know you were into stocks? |
| what’s the ticker? |
| Schwab. Would the brokerage really make any difference? |
| So you're saying it's still got a ways to fall |
| Xi Chad \n\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/7yh7m965rk1h1.jpeg?width=1248&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=16554eef5dc605ab1560678c65e6bf505668f71d |
| 20% to 30% of daily exchange volume is driven by retail trade or in service thereof. That doesn't move the entire market but it can have a big impact when retail focuses on certain tickers. Options activity, especially OTM, is almost entirely retail. |
| I’d probably exit, but hey market always goes up right? |
| >because they don’t understand or think it’s gambling\n\n\nThat's the perk tho |
| Yes why u ask |
| Hope so, I want to buy puts. |
| PrickCoin |
| new app idea, wingmen as a service |
| Don't we all. |
| Fml people are insane. |
| I AM CONSUMING BEVERAGES |
| do you happen to be a ber? |
| Full port 0DTE calls on SPY. Got it. Thanks, OP! |
| Whats with the doom posting here about monday. Did something happened or what. |
| Sir, have you seen some of the screenshot people are posting on here? |
| By his wife |
| Nvda is probably gonna announce a 200 billion $ buy back just to ass fucks bers. Jenson knows what he's doing |
| Even my backup plan is bearish |
| Averaged 25 a day last year |
| Calls, then puts |
| Those fuckers got rid of the onion machine during COVID. They are dead to me |
| I need to find a woman that edges |
| It not you, its me |
| Milk went up 20% in the past week\n\nGuh |
| Don’t worry. I see one specific company inside there, capable of destroying all your alpha just by being there. |
| I don’t know but I think it will be massive and I have a feeling it will be well over 100% |
| It's on the website |
| We can still trade US stocks just Canadian stocks are closed |
| There is this amazing song from the Europoors I guess here listen to it \n\nhttps://youtu.be/YnopHCL1Jk8?is=Cd5Lf6H6bGU6IUMR |
| 🫠 |
| What to cop? |
| Exit strategy? |
| Speak normally |
| Why are you so obsessed with his penis |
| I finally dumped MSFT I’m waiting for dip to jump back in … 2022 about to get a rerun $100 oil is NOT sustainable. |
| I would be selling mine too but GTA VI will come out in my lifetime so I need to hold it |
| Next month expiry so safe bet |
| The linked post describes institutions front-running retail demand that will buy calls at any price. Without such demand this trade is much more risky or unworkable. |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/Typical-Tower3101 made a bet that EWY would go to 220.0 within **6 days** when it was 192.977 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 0 wins and 1 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) | [Post Verified Trades](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1pp3o5t/verified_trader/) |
| GRINDR app data confirms that... ( ) )=====D ~~ |
| We are indeed the dummy of alfred Molina that doesn't look very good on modern tvs. |
| 🥭 averages 68 trades a day … any of you retards on here can beat that? |
| So you are saying you think the market is accurately pricing the incoming oil shock…. For real? Are we looking at the same market? Did you not just see the bonds rip this weekend? |
| If u/Paul_Robert_ has 1000 fans, I'll be one of them \n\nIf he has just a single fan, that would be me.\n\nIf he has none, that means I'm dead ☠️ |
| No I was waiting for the historic drop, not a measly 10% correction |
| Just listening to music thinking about slots.. |
| # Can't wait for NVDA to tank HARD. 🐻 |
| You should just send him a link to this sub. Soon his family will sell the restaurant. |
| Can I own u? |
| No balls |
| https://www.reddit.com/r/AreTheStraightsOK/comments/tjbsmd/who_the_in_their_right_minds_would_make_this/ |
| Balls |
| Not really because it tanked, he got played. Unless it reverses for some reason. AHH maybe HE was one of the ones that sold at 243.. |
| My interests are beers, fishing, hunting and potatoes. I’m sure we’ll hit it off! |
| They loose money. Growth doesn't mean shit when you don't make money. Theranos or We Work are examples. Plenty of others. Nebius will be on that list too. |
| https://preview.redd.it/3zroye4xpk1h1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7d2e337734970651539ff4833e8419406f0708fb\n\n |
| Quantum is stupid for now, the valuations are probably 10 years early |
| > The one Trump is sitting in\n\n\nLike the cut of your jib ... >TCHA< |
| In December and January I thought those people were wrong and bought a bunch of ai stocks, in part because I actually thought they were wrong. At the time there were no actually signals, just vibes. Now I sold out and joined them because people are ignoring signals. |
| 1v1 me |
| 2000 Ford Econoline 4.2 , yup! i'm also canadian. |
| You are a fucking genius (with words) bro 🤩 |
| https://preview.redd.it/jgrelfhspk1h1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=445c67f0341549cfbdc9ff7eb20383af3faaad4a\n\n |
| Down it in one swallow bun and all just to show everyone else who is the original baddie |
| tds |
| "Be greedy when others are fearful"\n\n\nPretty clear what to do with this ber infested chat |
| Was influenced by your comment that had the word denial in it 😅 |
| That's literally double the target. 2% YoY results in 50% inflation over 20 years vs 120% with 4% YoY. They only deviate more and more with each passing year. \n\nAnd we're dealing with way more than just 4%. Half the shit I spend money on has consistently been at least 50% or more than it was 5 years ago, and almost nothing has gotten cheaper. The only way to get that 4% number is by changing their calculations every year to try to get closer to their goal metrics. Instead of owning a house, we're expected to rent half a room with 3 other people apparently or some shit just so they can claim that housing is cheaper. |
| smol pp gang wya |
| I’m long NBIS, but why not buy calls to delta hedge… |
| recession indicator |
| https://preview.redd.it/0tpsp6olpk1h1.jpeg?width=1025&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=278092ea57d12e98cdeeddfc318b03404e43eefb\n\n |
| You don't own me |
| Why do you think trump adopted such a posture? I always have the impression trump is very cocky and Xi is very stubborn. Why is it this time around Trump met with Xi with a subdued posture? Didn't trump intend to strong arm Xi into submission? |
| Oh, have your decisions improved? |
| yup. Canada is a shithole. |
| I heard he bought 37 calls |
| \> he consultants literally paid to get it to work couldn't do shit with it and he got laughed off but it's real.\n\nSounds like you worked with poor consultants.\n\n\> I'll believe it when it's actually shown to me. I'll believe it when I see real people ACTUALLY make money from this\n\nI'm seeing this everywhere tho. I'm seeing entire orgs move to AI (including non-engineers) and their productivity increase drastically. I'm seeing it directly lead to layoffs among my peers. There's a reason engineering in particular has become such a bad job market.\n\n\> Incomes rise, living standards go up.\n\nThat's not what's happening, that's a very poor assumption. The opposite happens lol. When everyone becomes significantly more efficient - the amount of work / time / effort required to do the job faceplants. People get laid off as you no longer need 20 people on the team - you only need 2-3. Job market goes to shit as you don't need as many people AND wages stagnate as there are more competing for the same, small, diminishing pool of work. Corporate profits go up, fat goes down.\n\nThat's literally what we are seeing everywhere right now... Ai doesn't mean "higher wages, more prosperous" - it means "more competition, fewer jobs, lower wages" |
| Not exactly. He has a 75k loan, plus interest . His account has to mantain an equity that covers the loan + the short cc . |
| They are in a superposition of being dumb and stupid! |
| It’s an inkblot test, and you’re both right |
| LMAO 🤌 |
| 🪨 |
| So how are grapes doing rn |
| Depends on if you can hear it coming |
| > It creates a reflexive loop that pushes it higher and higher, until that retail bid dries up.\n\n\nThey claim it's front run and then retail is what drives the ramp while they exit. When retail buyers run out it dumps. |
| lmao fair |
| The last time I saw memes like this was 2008 |
| What do some of you regards even want? If we go red you cry, but if we go green you also cry because you fear it will make the bubble pop\n\n\nMake up your mind ffs\n\n\n |
| Definitely priced in already |
| Too many letters calls or puts |
| WSB asking the important questions |
| https://preview.redd.it/7w6j80ucpk1h1.jpeg?width=293&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=25296a0544fe975bbf50c18652161859a79fc744\n\n |
| I immediately feared the pumpers when I put that 😂 watch it continue to run for another 3 months |
| Quantum company valuations are fucking retarded. I'm 100% with Martin on them. Scams. |
| Vix |
| Me too. I was saying how OPEX would likely be a pullback, then I bought calls like a dumb ass. |
| So many nvda bears so nvda will pump. Load the fuck up |
| Asking if he can use his EBT card because he gets cash assistance (ask me how I know this) |
| It takes millions of small dicks to get a billionaire |
| What the hell is this. Your gey ber therapy group. What am I suppose to buy calls on, better help? |
| Better learn to unhinge his jaw if he gives up Taiwan |
| bers waiting for historic drop so they can buy calls....so you bought when Spy went from 690 to 630 in a month right?...right? |
| Yep, they always find a way to keep QQQ green. If something is going down, they are pumping something else up. |
| fr the setup |
| This is also a great strategy |
| But I wanna be taken for a sucker by Elon and fomo into SpaceX. I don't wanna lose my WSB regard previlages. I'm buying far OTM and short expiry calls the minute it starts trading. Be ready for my loss pron. |
| GUH = guh! |
| YES HOLY SHIT\n\n\nthat's been a pump and dump since like 2014 Jesus |
| I need to learn how to do this. I’m sitting on about 400 shares of Apple. What’s the best strategy for this? If it hits I would have to sell at major cap gains though. |
| My standard response is “have you ever heard about options” |
| I am starting to suspect that gay men are not an underrepresented minority of people in the position of power. |
| Our whole society is basically a game of trying to appease the god of capitalism to avoid becoming its food lol. “Run faster or the lion will get you!” |
| Rents going up that shit isn’t free |
| Yes POET is a fraud company but methinks it still has a good pump left in it. Can hit 30. |
| Sometimes everything goes up. That is a definite flag! |
| Puts on cock |
| Yep. I remember when my girlfriend’s sister starting talking to me about crypto in like 2021.\n\nI immediately sold everything |
| I have BULL leaps but literally anything that makes money that hasn't pumped to Valhalla yet |
| Does anyone wanna buy my PS5 |
| Are you gonna get a hot dog while you're there? 🫦 |
| Opposite |
| Better Operating leverage and more capital light revenue than a typical legacy bank. \n\nI think they’ll pay about $0.80 per share in marketing / ad expense in 2026. They’re signaling $0.60 in EPS, so they have this lever if they ever want to scale back growth and juice up EPS. |
| Calls on Xi's cock, definitely! |
| NVDA will dump after earnings and rest of market will pump to make up for it. Some of y'all don't remember QQQ going +2% the day after Mag earnings where MSFT META AMZN NVDA were dumping |
| What really began in the covid era was a "clawing back" of the loses. Leaps were sold to cover loss over many years. So in that very moment a decision was made to pump up the economy for the next year at minimum. Massive inflation. Things still havent fully recovered from that point in time really, but then the unthinkable happened and option volume surged. Inventorys been rising ever since at our beloved citadel and jane. \n\n> so how did i outplay them? Well, i sold leaps last week. Thats how. Instead of waiting for after the dump. \n\n> now the bill comes due. Its been riughly 4 years since the clawing back began. Those leaps expired. Its running on fumes thanks to retail surge buying puts.\n\n> but its over now. Becouse last week, the puts stopped flowing. Its time. |
| Yea trump doesn’t have a green dashed line vertically thought his body. |
| I hope quantum bros have a boat, because they are in de-Nile! |
| Me calling them one |
| Inflation and then rate hike, Nasdaq dropped more than 30% |
| ALL MAN |
| Google. Also, Trump said he had a magnificently huge member. The best there ever was, it could bring a tear to the eye. |
| Whatever this guy isn't buying I bet. |
| The cuck chair furniture store is going to get a lot of customers this week |
| costco now because all i know how to do is spend money |
| Trump is one of us. |
| Yeah flat for 5 months is trash for both sides |
| valid point |
| Mine are 235 and im legit worried about it. Was confident til the re drop. At least I bought friday and not before the big drop |
| Yall honestly think nvda gonna dump , trump loaded up bro believe me this shit is not moving |
| Lol , yahoo finance |
| Where do you check that |
| https://www.cbsnews.com/news/donald-trump-arnold-palmer-latrobe-pennsylvania-rally/ |
| Is there a Green or Red Rocket behind there |
| You remember Nikola looool |
| valid point |
| 🤔 |
| Kevin The Warshest of Them All |
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| The US dollar is the global reserve currency and highly fungible. Employers pay in dollars and businesses accept dollars for goods and services. |
| I agree, OP is retarded |
| what's something smart, prince? |
| The one Trump is sitting in |
| Pocket watches making a comeback just seems so dumb to me |
| Yup ive been fighting this battle to keep my ticker: ASX shares because I sold a covered call and it shot up to 35$.. ive been rolling to keep the shares or at least get a better deal but it just keeps rising... im done wasting money keeping it.. if the call goes through then it goes through, at least ill still earn a profit...\nExpensive lesson though. |
| Wow... 5 months of flat.....\n\nIm talking 2022 or 2018 vibes. \n\nFun times. |
| I’m now going to start sitting differently because of you unhinged freaks lmao |
| This used to make sense when the market was much smaller but now 90% is held by lithe 1% and the rest is too small to even matter lmao |
| FUK = fuck |
| NVDA is 100% dumping after earnings and some regards are still in denial |
| Balls, sorry *calls |
| This the one. Can't believe some retard downvoted it. |
| Reddit can’t get orange balls out of their collective mouths. 😝 |
| Yes let's buy leverage into opex with excessive dealer long positioning, can't go tits up. |
| Calls on BABA |
| What software is that? |
| I have the “fuck retail theory”. If you took out credit cards in April of 2025, your interest comes due around august/September. How do I know? Because I did this. So I HAVE to sell in the next 3 months. Every stock that looks safe or could be a good turnaround crashes hard. So I think we will crash then start running again in September. |
| Puts on baby dick trump |
| I’ve had multiple people ask me about stock picks when they have credit card debt accumulating interest and struggle paying rent.\n“Be Careful” is probably better advice when you don’t know their situation at all |
| Context? |
| YAAAAASSS ZADDY HIGHER FOR LONGER🫴 |
| Cowboys is truly the Dallas spirit, but i am a European (north EU parts) so I don't fully understand that hype even after 26 years... so let's stick to other things.. beers/shots, fishing/ salmon, etc |
| Yikes..\n\nYou just lost money and I mean A LOT |
| I started trading, and that was my recession indicator. If someone as regarded as me is getting into it, the top has to be in. \n\nSo naturally, calls. |
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| Anything but making money |
| Putz |
| You didn’t get any? I didn’t either |
| ibeer |
| yup yup |
| Have you ever just tried not buying stupid shit? |
| Reddit man.. its a wild place to scroll through post 2016 |
| Thats what people tought about AMD aswell, and AMD pumped like 70% for 1 month before their earnings |
| Unfortunately shopped |
| it was essentially flat/slightly down from October to march.... |
| I don’t get it, all I see is up and to the right. |
| Pity Dick's Sporting Goods chose DKS instead of DICK for its ticket name. Could have been fun. |
| Last earnings NVDA -5%?\n\nHmm |
| BABA long |
| I did the $10/month bc it raises your interest rate 90bps\n\nIf you have $20K in savings it more than pays for itself |
| Red until Wednesday and nvda earnings moon the market to 760 |
| I'm bullish on Xi's cock. |
| I cant wait for the actual correction. \n\nThis sub is always better when we have a red year. |
| It’s 13 gallons. BMW 328xi |
| Everyone thinks its gonna go down so we gonna go up but then we will go down bc everyone expects it to go up because they think it will go down but thats why we will go up which means that is why we will go down up down up down up down up down |
| Let me get this straight - all the stocks will be trading but Canadians cant do shit on monday? Lol |
| On the other hand, every time you see a post with this much fear the market seems to hit a new ATH |
| 4 years ago in 2022 when spy drifted down 20% over the year? |
| So much ber fear in this chat today...\n\n\nTherefor Calls, Monday green and SPY 800 EoD |
| I mean they make his new phones |
| Buy BYD shares, Sell TSLA, big dicks only here |
| Damn, def hitting you up on that. Go cowboys! 🤠 Likewise if you go to Norway, beers and fishing! |
| What even is a short position |
| Why are you bullish with the market priced to perfection and oil prices about to start affecting the US? |
| I'm the last bear standing or what? :(\n\n |
| 💯💯💯 but I can’t help but try to time it |
| Must be a big tank. 91 premium runs me $75 cad for a full tank. |
| So calls? |
| you have no clue how pissed off thinking about Blockbuster makes me. All that money I lost on their stock when I could have invested in the shittier nflx dvd mail service and made a killing fucking hell. go kick rocks. sorry. i hate you lol |
| So these 'companies' probably saved some money by launching shitty customer service chatbots that empty queries and complaints into an internet black hole. \nSeriously though large call centres will be a thing of the past, near me they are a way for the working class to gain upward socioeconomic mobility. |
| SPACE MAN BAD |
| 😂😂 😂 got me with that last one |
| She's a 10, but she's see-through and only appears at 3 AM |
| big dick baba |
| It's Probably Overpriced |
| GW = generational wealth \n\nATH = all time high\n\nEOD = end of day |
| Inverse wsb. Green as shrek's asshole on Monday. |
| And trumps thinking about Arnold palmers cock |
| My Tesla feels so good right now. Cost of electricity for the car $20-30/month. $2 for 200 miles ☝️ |
| $tsm puts |
| Well, it passes the time I suppose. |
| Those last 2 candles on Micron was ugly af.\n\nWhen leaders break down, the market breaks down with them |
| Good fuck those guys |
| No that follows the short term treasuries, not the 30 year |
| Not until they are closed you literally have 2 years you’re fine |
| More bears in here than mosquitos at a campsite rn |
| 😬 |
| https://preview.redd.it/lv74i1x1nk1h1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=22db9614f9f7062d337b3bd118353c9bc00b7c32 |
| If you are ever in Dallas TX just dm me and I'll do my best to show you local attractions and maybe even do some drinking shots competition... in exchange to some tips on how to deal with tall blonds |
| soft landing |
| https://preview.redd.it/7rj83tm1nk1h1.jpeg?width=455&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a989aab787f19d92acb2353d300453ec6dfb2935 |
| Besides, it had its run. The point of investing is making Money, AI is tapped out and even if it wouldn't crash outright, it's a lot or risk for a modest return at this point. |
| Exactly there’s so many negative haters here that just blow their money on nonsense, I’ve been locked in with Tesla and Palantir and I’ve been laughing to the bank lol. I’ve only been investing for a few years now and never sold out of my positions. I can’t wait for Space X ipo. So I can laugh again at the haters. |
| Classic cup and balls chart pattern, bullish. |
| the bers are who we thought they were 🏳️🌈 |
| It's an SPV, you aren't buying the underlying pre-ipo companies you'll have no ownership those actual companies you're owning the company that has their own holdings in said companies, you get a fraction of the upside. |
| May 22nd is launch. |
| It’s not even a limited thing, there wil be more shipments\n\nPeople just impatient |
| *leaders of the world |
| This is probably the worst weekend thread has been in a while. Is everyone sad about the past couple of days or something? |
| My BABA calls should’ve been for this week…he’s babaCock out. |
| People here complain about billionaires trying to dump their bags onto the middle class, while at the same time trying to dump their bags onto the poors |
| wut does that mean for USAR tho? |
| Lmao can’t believe losers buy into this body language bs. Losers 🤣🤣 |
| Rent free |
| We are all sick individuals! |
| You think he covers up because his cock is small. I think he covers up because he's shit himself again. We are not the same |
| See you all at Wendy’s on Monday. |
| I tried to get it. Not available in my city. |
| If Samsung workers Strike for 18 business days, cost of DRAM/HBMs are going to skyrocket moreso than before. Micron is using TSMC’s Arizona fab outputs so when China-Taiwan war starts, Micron will be the least hit. Also Nvidia has already begun to not accept Samsung HBM’s even before the strike due to QA concerns. Watch them go to Micron for HBM’s now |
| Crazy thing is, even anticipating a red Friday, I got throttled too. |
| cooked |
| Seeing Cerebras IPO, crash will come after 24hrs. |
| You're doing it wrong. |
| Not even close. \n\nI have fidelity, SoFi, and IBKR and Fidelity is absolutely last. They’re dog shit bro |
| Whose your daddy |
| regards, it's not the 1920s. buying a share of ford doesn't require getting a stock certificate, or being at the exchange, or etc. \n\nwith free trading on phone apps, retards can buy open while taking a shit at work. so obviously, there's going to be broader exposure.\n\npoint being, the shoeshine bs is no longer an applicable comparison. then again, most retards seem to think that dotcom is repeating and still haven't shut up about ai bubble, every day, for 3 years now... |
| Bearish here means green by open 10/10 |
| Literally same. I hadn't bought options in 2 years because I learned and know I know better 😉. Proceed to buy the actual top of MU. Back to retirement. |
| If you hike when you’re supposed to drop you’re going to have a bad time…. |
| Waiter heard "Buy CARE full'\n\n\nbrb going full port on carter bank |
| Alright, how can we correlate bulge size to market swing |
| Long positions on China. Short positions on America. |
| Soy behavior |
| Grower, not a shower |
| Go get a job and work for a living |
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| SPY to $334 |
| lmfao |
| The way I read that tweet, run ends when retails stops buying. That sounds like a retail driven bubble to me. \n\nInstitutions participate, and always find a way to win. No surprise there |
| I can never forgive them for emptying out my childhood email account. So many things lost. |
| More of tiny shroom calls |
| It priced in last week bro keep up. |
| Yea I’d be the worst kosher Jew hahaha |
| We blew our port |
| 🌮 is such a shit poster |
| And then a year later you got to buy back in at the same price |
| A big lump with knobs? I hear it has the juice |
| Hevy |
| Believe it or not, already priced in |
| Tariff cuts may save us. |
| 90$ for 3/4 of a tank over here. |
| Farewell chat |
| Calls on HIMS 💀 |
| It's more like he is in the to be nuked fridge and we are to be crispy mannequins. |
| You already have a bet going - PLUG to 5.0 before 18-May-2026 09:13 PM -05 |
| my buddy tried pricing one liike that once, chaos ensued |
| !banbet |
| #JANE DOESNT KNOW HOW TO PLAY FURTHER OUT THAN 3 WEEKS LMAO 🤌 |
| Yes please buy $20 NAV for $47. You literally need more than a double to justify that |
| U gonna loose it all |
| People got arrested this morning over the new AP Swatch\n\nI also hit new PRs on the track at the exact same time \n\nPoetic |
| Tell me you don’t know shit about chips. Well, you probably know a thing or two about lays potato chips |
| Because he needs to adjust the position on monday . He has a risk of being margin called , and to be honest the fact that schawb allowed this IS already a miracle. It intels drop more he Will be liquidated and lost everithing but there are still ways to turno this into a winningTRADE |
| it’s a new business in town & great location. maybe has to pay off loans & employees suck half the time. they had a hiring sign out front |
| So now it will drop to 600.. 🙁 |
| dear wsb what will /mcl open at tomorrow |
| https://preview.redd.it/7u1n234ylk1h1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=398b2217d2faaeefbefd0ea35cf18cf81f1893a7\n\n |
| Price it in inches |
| OPEN THE CASINO YOU CRAZY BASTARDS |
| I think we'll have a red week coming because they're pushing bad news to push the downward momentum. However, I KNOW we'll have a red week because I bought calls yesterday. |
| Oil calls |
| That's enough for the College of Hard Knocks. |
| I have an small dick too but i'm not a billionaire |
| Insider trading at its finest |
| sell it on monday --> Watch it moon about 30 minutes after or hold it and it will bleed to zero, Your choice. |
| A little knowledge is a dangerous thing. |
| THE BEAR ERA AS STARTED BRACE YOURSELF |
| I throw cheese and bacon on almost everything |
| People out there just thinking of Trumps cock apparently. |
| it’s a new small business in a great location prolly gotta pay off the loan. |
| Yeah my worry too but i just dont see an end |
| Wouldn't buy until it dips anyway. |
| But what if the stonk market crashes! Gasp! 😱 /s\n\nOk you little shit…here’s the everything bagel; 10% each…( GLD IBIT TLT USFR VTI VXUS SSO SPYI ANGL PDBC) |
| This is prime regard take type stuff |
| myfitnesspal |
| What is new place when there is no more Wendy's? |
| And you need to act on monday because It IS a miracle that they even allow this |
| sellin ass behind dumpster at wendy's. |
| Wut did I miss |
| Bahahaha.\n\nYou are a sick individual |
| Yeah owning something that paid off my house and bought my cars was definitely a terrible choice 😂 Funny how none of you can explain away the actual results, so you just fall back to Reddit jokes instead. Stay broke |
| What did you ask him tho |
| OP's family owns a business and talking about stocks about other people talking about stocks.\n\nI think the top is in.. |
| Nah, if the stock dumps he will lose more money than selling options |
| Michael Burry responded to my craigslist ad looking for someone to mow my lawn. "$30 is $30", he said as he continued to mow what was clearly the wrong yard. My neighbor and I shouted at him but he was already wearing muffs. Focused dude. He attached a phone mount onto the handle of his push mower. I was able to sneak a peek and he was browsing Zillow listings in central Wyoming. He wouldn't stop cackling.\n\nThat is to say, Burry has his fingers in a lot of pies. He makes sure his name is in all the conversations.\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
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| 0.22 cents per share |
| Guess where the patent came from? Sk has been supplying to sell in the US though Netlist |
| https://preview.redd.it/40n9wmtilk1h1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1e4e76e7217788451f2ca9e1603f8f16c05edafa |
| Wasn’t everyone here a random person with no market background at some point? |
| Opens red for sure if that’s what you are asking |
| Interesting. If that’s true, then I’d short the 6/18 calls because it looks like they’re being priced for an earnings move. |
| Tyfs |
| Welcome to the after times. |
| I'm talking about both and I'm talking about one versus the other. \n\nIt's a very simple concept you can trade you can hold or you can sell a covered call. \n\nIf someone is looking to exit a position there is no risk to selling a covered call except that the stock would go down. \n\nIntent is everything if someone's a long-term holder then covered calls would risk their strategy blowing up on them. \n\nIf you're short or neutral there's no real risk you would have exited anyways at some point before the stock went up\n\nIt's really not a hard concept, so if you can't keep up with the rest of the class stick to \nComic books or coloring.\n\nStay at the kids table while the adults talk about Finance |
| Degens are born everyday. Should have told him to buy 0tde calls |
| What u asked him |
| Nobody will remember his name in two years… |
| Moon |
| Dude the guy at my convenience store just asked if I worked on wall st and told me he’s trading options lol |
| How does that make you feel |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/Canweskipthatpart made a bet that SPY would go to 705.0 within **1 week** when it was 737.363 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 0 wins and 2 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) | [Post Verified Trades](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1pp3o5t/verified_trader/) |
| Play with my tiny dingaling before I sleep |
| Also if their eggs are cooked. Boy we've come a long way! |
| 78 dollars for a grade 89 gas full tank, holy fuck. And it’s not a truck. It’s a sedan 🤯🤯 |
| Thank you! |
| That's pretty weird - everyone else on here said they went all in on long positions at the bottom and also timed the top perfectly. |
| Did you check to see the actual quantity of each vitamin in the multivitamin? I bet you the multivitamin has like 400-600 IU’s of Vit D. Essentially negligible vs the standalone Vit D supplement which is probably closer to 2000 IU |
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| Please read NAV |
| You have a bed outside? Oh right another homeless regard. Cheer up for Monday open. |
| I'd you're buying the hottest IPO because of current revenue, you're a fucking idiot even for these parts.\n\n\nIf you believe in the space sector, they have a many year and many billions lead over the competition on several subsectors. Most entire countries have smaller space programs. \n\n\nTesla IPO wasn't about their revenue at IPO, was it? Why would it be. You're buying these companies for potential, not current state. |
| Yes and no, not a financial adviser but you should’ve put that into an index instead of just one company |
| https://preview.redd.it/s8y8wbi5lk1h1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=702793a3b8eb5ecbb52219dae9104f3371808558\n\n |
| Im so confused by what im seeing here |
| I went out last night and my car got towed. Back to my bear cave. |
| Smells like brump dump |
| I kicked over a trash can and screamed at strangers on the subway today! |
| It's only a loss if you sell. Diamond hands forever. |
| 20% \nEverything needs RE - whoever loses will have to cultivate supply chains outside of China. It's a win-win |
| MSFT big fuk or not fuk? |
| MU has not been down more than two sessions in a row since March 26 |
| okay put your net worth on 0DTE 3% OTM puts then and post your loss porn on tuesday |
| How we feeling about NIO 8x8 earnings? |
| NVDIA CEO just got back from China on Air Force One, so we know no deal was done.\n\nI’ll hold my 1200 shares through earning, but I recommend you sell |
| I mean to be fair Uber is now also a delivery service, Airbnb is also a self service home rental network, and Hims is also a lawsuit magnet. |
| Always hate this kind of sentiment. Reads like “Stocks should only be for rich people not the dirty common folk”. \n\nMaybe this was true when it was difficult to trade stocks but now anyone with a phone and $100 can easily do it. |
| Unspecified products? |
| This is the way |
| Show the pre announcement insider trading ones. |
| 🤣 True story: At the time was a performance platform engineer working on… not shitting you … the firm I was working for.… the [Blockbuster.com](http://Blockbuster.com) online store, catalog, and what was SUPPOSED to be digital streaming (yeah really, at the time). |
| Correct but i was caught off guard & he was alittle too excited while bringing it up |
| My family did this over 20 years ago and have just been riding it out since. Wish I would’ve followed in their footsteps but nooo I had to be the degenerate |
| We are all Guy Fieri deep inside. We’ve just buried his childish joy… |
| My uber driver was ‘talking stocks’ 4 years ago never really had any recession then, I cant stand irl convos about stocks |
| This is heaven |
| how does one lose...on nvidia??\n\nbuy some NASA or SPMO and wait\n |
| Mobilphone, toilet and vibe. |
| I got fucking wiped on friday jfc |
| Why do people keep saying "Monday"? |
| Screenshot taken on May 8, Edited on May 15 with Trump’s name on it. |
| Whenever my dad asks my brother about bitcoin it crashes 2 weeks later. Happened 3 times already. My dad has no idea wtf bitcoin is and he always buys then it pumps one last time then he sells the top and it crashes for 3 years. \n\n\nMy brother made a ton of money off the dad indicator. |
| Username checks out |
| Watching interpretive ice dancing for next weeks market movement moves rn |
| [ Removed by Reddit ] |
| same but planning to keep for a bit longer |
| I thought bers get autobanned on this sub |
| This is my quant, I know the maths right. |
| This is the way. Throw some cheese and bacon on that shit.\n\nEdit: technically it’s a TUBER 😂 . I know you know this. I just wanted to say TUBER. |
| There's money to be made with AI, but it's too early. Corps are overextended and retailers are reckless. |
| Guh I love these type of photos. I used to see these guys harried going in to work. Running to sweetgreen to pick up their lunch.Then at the end of the day off to the subway. Smoking, drinking and stressed the fckt out.\n\nSounds like WSB people. |
| $Ebay for a merger arbitrage play. Long wheat futures, short ten year treasuries |
| we found the witch of wsb |
| But now you are close to getting liquidated, why no to roll down in time and strike sell a Deep itm with 30-60 days way for Intel and adjust . At that point you Will be selling time but maybe tou can land at something like 70 by 2028 |
| Potato is the best vegetable. |
| Stock market is everything for 🥭, rate cuts coming you like it or not. |
| Yeah you're a retard if you don't think AI increases productivity, and productivity is one of the most important metrics in economics |
| One thing I learned is that whenever its obvious , somehow you get rugpulled. I wouldn't touch nvidia with any gameplan. |
| it's the Fed's FRED website. It's not random LOL |
| 🫡 |
| If he wanted to become a dj he could. |
| I hate talking to people at first, but my job makes me talk to people. and now I think I actually talk to people too much, I might even like it... its so fucked. I think I scared my new neighbor away. I feel so bad, dude was painting and I kept asking him questions.... |
| By the end of this weekend, POET will be worthless. Trust me Bro |
| how 2 make $5 |
| How do people not get it yet? Everything is inflating substantially more than what theyre saying inflation is, including assets like stocks. Its not going to go down, because even being flat would be losing massive value at this point. Sure the bubble will pop at some point, but ain't no point trying to time it. You'll just lose everything to not inflating your assets with inflation anyway. |
| Scam. |
| Retards during bad news: priced in!\n\nRetards during good news after the market ran up 8000%: there’s more room to run! It’s not even close to be over! |
| The haters are louder than the believers in these parts. |
| Fullport SOXS |
| Nearly all boston based firms have begun slowly and quietly offloading shares in even the most "stable" names in tbe market. Bill gates just sold all his microsoft. Son. Buckle in, youre about to be part of the greatest all american stock market crash in the history of the world. Nvda will be worth about 30 dollars a share soon. Good luck out there 🐻 |
| So is the dollar |
| they already have contractual obligations for the semis they already promised at a locked price. i wonder if their contracts have a clause for something like a workers strike |
| I see, \n\nWhat other companies are you investing in? |
| Damn did you anal mod |
| So im already off to a good start 😉 |
| I write tickers on beyblades and make them battle. Whichever one wins, I full port. |
| Michael burry was mowing my\nLawn |
| Over the long term yes, but moderate to substantial crashes have time & time again opened brief opportunities to buy etfs at past expensive peaks now repriced as extremely cheap valuations, however it often requires wasting a lot of time:\n\n\-1959's peak becomes 1974's bottom,\n\n\-one of 1996's peak became 2009's bottom,\n\n\-one of 2016's peaks became 2020's bottom,\n\n\-one of 2020's peaks became 2022's bottom,\n\n\-and 2022's peak became 2025's bottom. |
| i know they don’t that’s why i posted it regard |
| Yeah I’m not planning to hold, I just think it pumps at open with the euphoria. Biggest IPO ever! |
| Ez |
| Careful guys my retarded post indicator is flashing |
| why would you have someone buy options when they have no idea what they are doing? |
| 1960s prediction: flying cars and world peace. 2020s reality: grown adults asking ChatGPT if their options are cooked. |
| And oh so gently, too. Treat them as your own. |
| Regular people talking about stocks already happened years ago. |
| Holyshit you summoner all WSB's auto reply. |
| ME TOO |
| market really said “your thesis is cute but irrelevant” |
| I know wealthy farm boy he called yesterday after making 20k on Tesla puts. Convo went for twenty minutes then I learned he had lost 30k already after starting with 50k. lol only down 20% ytd |
| Fr |
| I gathered his point about Amazon as well, except he tried to be clever and list several more examples … but instead listed actual shit companies that still only do one thing |
| It's hilarious that chuds think retail drives anything in this market |
| That’s cool, but where is the calculation? |
| If I’m down almost $50k in calls should I sell on Monday instead of losing it all? |
| 🇳🇴 |
| Does anyone have a market podcast you like ? |
| /r/mildlyinteresting |
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| Micron going to 100 next week |
| High-fives to my Norwegian buds! |
| Sweet bitchin ass comment |
| Hinge |
| Truly one of us then |
| let me guess, robinhood? |
| This is bullshit because people just don’t ask you this out of the blue, autist |
| What about mp materials? |
| blocking someone, right when you send them a sweet ass comment is the best. |
| A deal with lower tarrifs in China means NVDA up 5% monday minumum ez |
| This is mango |
| “Buy QQQ and never sell” |
| I’m over here thinking about that guy that went all in June TLT calls. He is absolutely getting cooked alive |
| If Warsh keeps printing money, you may be right. |
| Don't think so. It was a local guy doing it and just stalls for 2 horses, not the 6 horses plus built in apartment with sauna and helipad Kentucky sort of deal |
| lol I love when it gets to the "photoshop" part. keep being mad loser. |
| Grindr |
| Yeah, but NYSE is going on crypto now. Also, I wouldn't mind had I bought btc 15 years ago. |
| Vibes, hope, and drugs |
| They can't enter on day one. They changed the rules so they can enter in 6 months. |
| It means more re-rating across the entire space basket. It will generally mean more people and institutions looking into companies like RKLB and ASTS, ASTI, RDW, etc. |
| It has an owie, it needs ice not rice. |
| Classic regard take…calls it is |
| [https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/comments/134gsr9/interview\_of\_where\_children\_of\_1960s\_imagined/](https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/comments/134gsr9/interview_of_where_children_of_1960s_imagined/)\n\n |
| Calls |
| The allocations are misleading. This fund only has like $1.5m to maximum $20m invested in these positions. |
| Aw you’re just a hater. Keep proving my point. So mad you had to photoshop a port lmao. Lmfao even\n\nEdit: lolllllll he blocked me |
| im literally short intel CCs just like you. Just reinvested the premium |
| Probs |
| It will pop at first, the some people will hold the bag at the top. |
| A human eats on average 8 spiders in their sleep. |
| I think the real question is what happens when these companies start charging realistic numbers for model usage? We've only known subsidized prices, and companies are already struggling to prove positive ROI with AI adoption. |
| Sick, probably costs as much as a Ferrari, too? |
| aw, you ran out of things to say after posting your port. womp womp |
| How’d we do? |
| I’m new here! Whats the best app to use for me to get started? Appreciate any help |
| Soooo..... Theta? |
| Shorting at open makes a LOT more sense. It's gonna crash immediately after IPO. There's no future high potential earnings from that business. It'll make money, but the valuation doesn't even begin to make any sense. \n\nSpaceX rockets - We aren't going to Mars and the ISS is shutting down. China, India, and Russia have their own rockets. So, you are only launching satellites and science probes. There's no money for a moon base right now. \n\nStarlink - Sure, it's a great offering and a technical achievement. However, it's been around for a while. I would postulate that everyone who would want internet in the middle of nowhere already has Starlink. Why wouldn't they? It's affordable and available. So, there's no growth potential. \n\nTwitter - Losing market share daily to Truth Social and Blue Sky based on people's affiliations. It used to be a big deal, and it's a shadow of the market share it used to have.\n\nxAI - Arguably the 4th worst AI right now behind ChatGPT, Gemini, and Claude. They pretty much have a plurality on AI right now. This is like buying into Lycos in 2010 when Google, Yahoo, and Bing had pretty much all the search. \n\nThis is very dumb. While you'll rope in enough idiots to maybe sell a 3% float, it's gonna get crushed in the open market. |
| Good luck with that bet. |
| Whatever you do, don't do that |
| Damn they even predicted bullshit sensorship on social media! |
| My friends & i did drive there in a bmw 7 series maybe that but we weren’t dressed up at all |
| I'm shave my balls today, but i haven't shaved my balls since March 2020 |
| and flags , can import flags cheaper now |
| Buddy you’re out here throwing judgements, insults, and posting your port that nobody asked for. You’re the one that needs an attitude adjustment. Hater |
| No Chinese rare earth deals. REXC to the moon |
| * Ignorant means not knowing information\n\n* University teaches you things, so it can obviously make you less ignorant, i.e. make you know more things.\n\n* What doesn't make any sense is uni making you MORE ignorant, that would require university actively removing true information from your head. You haven't given any explanation for how that would happen, despite being asked multiple times.\n\n> you like to split hairs\n\nYou trying to claim that university does the exact opposite of what universities do is a massively macro-level incorrect position, not an issue of minor details, "splitting hairs" or "semantics" |
| what are your guys system for trading? |
| Smoking will do that to a kid. |
| what happend in 2022 ? |
| Solid analyst calls it is! |
| Same dude in 2023 that would have said his dog walker mentioning NVDA was the top. Respectfully, young kids and curiosity on the potential fast money of trading has always been the norm, what are you on about? |
| Bragging about owning Tesla in the year of our Lord 2026 is certainly a choice, I'll give you that |
| 5% expense ratio |
| They are thinking about ASTS now that T-Mobile is joining up with AT&T and Verizon, and with SpaceX execs crashing out live on Twitter over it. |
| Aha this may be the diamond in the rough of this comment section will look into this. |
| Uh huh sure, the consultants literally paid to get it to work couldn't do shit with it and he got laughed off but it's real.\n\nI'll believe it when it's actually shown to me. I'll believe it when I see real people ACTUALLY make money from this. When we see selective deflation, output go up. Incomes rise, living standards go up.\n\nRight now it's a scam to make the 1% richer that's it. |
| Nothing ever happens till it does. Next week is nothing, or more war, or great financial crash\n\nMarket could do the funniest thing on Friday afternoon by dropping 5% in power hour before the long weekend |
| I surely won’t put my money in the bank of course, check which sub we’re in 😅 I’m just saying I’ll take my longer term gambling elsewhere. I’m also not using EUR, but EUR is however a favorable currency for me to trade now as my currency is strong in relation to it atm - but likely to shift (sooner) as the long term trend is the complete opposite. Trend is the same for USD long term, but I’m having a hard time seeing it rise as soon (compared to my currency) |
| The Uber Driver index is because there aren’t any shoeshine buys anymore.\n\nCNBC article from 2013 about how the shoeshine boy indicator flashing red: \nhttps://www.cnbc.com/2013/11/11/is-the-shoeshine-boy-indicator-flashing-red.html |
| 🤞🤞🤞 |
| OP is a fucking idiot and dragged his friend in the dirt base off OI 🤡🤡🤡 |
| yass |
| #Pacific Northwest didn't get the memo that we are in summer LMAO🤌 |
| I'm just fine - https://imgur.com/a/UrEVj2m , your attitude just sucks. |
| the dump is into everyones pension funds, when after 14 days it gets included into the snp 500 |
| Dont forget the pepperoni slice. |
| Can you name another 5-letter word that rhymes with “green”? \n\nMe: Calls |
| I'm talking about covered calls, you're talking about a trade\n\nJust because you didn't understand, doesn't mean they don't have meaning |
| https://old.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1te7bmz/weekend_discussion_thread_for_the_weekend_of_may/om77z6g/\n\nMade it its own comment because people need to see this parasitic snake oil bullshit for what it is. |
| Is poop a commodity?? |
| What's that? Please summarize. I don't click random links. |
| I'm a fucking idiot thats how i identify myself\n\n\n\nI sold NBIS at 30, META at 98 and GOOG at 168, you will never find someone more stupid than me |
| I expect you’re jealous of me. Keep responding though and proving my point I’m enjoying it |
| I got into SanDisk at $32, my trailing stop kicked me out at $500 and I had to buy back in at $550 😂😂😂 |
| Bears. Have you tried going outside and looking for positive things in life? |
| >Companies utilizing it are seeing mass layoffs and record profits due to efficiency gains. Those building it tho...? They're losing money.\n\n100% bullshit.\n\nAll the profit gains are top heavy. Literally 71% of $ profit gains in 1Q have been concentrated in literally 3 firms:\n\n* META\n\n* AMZN\n\n* GOOGL\n\nIt gets juicier. These companies are spending exponential burn on "CapEx" that is really just an expense on hardware that will rapidly depreciate and become obsolete.\n\nAll 3 of these firms have bought back **0 shares in 1Q** vs. tens of billions the year prior 1Q. GOOGL is doing stupid nonsense like 100Y bonds to finance to fund it's money burning. AMZN is diluting its shares.\n\nThis is a ponzi scheme that would have crashed long ago had the Fed stopped printing money. Genuinely great technologies create real efficiencies and selective deflation. Relatively well-off Luddites fought the knitting machines. But it led to extremely cheap clothing that took a luxury only for the rich and widely accessible to all. Everyone's standard of living dramatically increased.\n\nAI slop, in its current form. It ain't the miracle snake oil salesmen claim. |
| Wild eh, being up SnP being up 8% ytd |
| Stop exposing me 😂 |
| I expect you'll block me soon. you guys always block when you feel mad. |
| Chill man I’m full port long, just doing my daily jinxing |
| It never deflates as long as we keep on observing it |
| My grandpa gave me a watch. Not sure if that counts as an inheritance. It's got sentimental than nominal value.\n\nEither way, I don't expect anything from the old folks when my parents likely didn't get much from them. Still love them all. Miss them every so often but you go when you go that why so many folks yolo. |
| Probably some bullshit AI stock |
| They’ve been days away since |
| Average down like a pro. If you’ve been at this a while it’s a rite of passage. |
| Stocks ain't that random |
| You have to go to the ddumpster behind the Wendy's |
| That can’t happen, OP said, “ok regards listen up” so you know it’s legit. |
| 🥭 gonna ignore the market next week to focus on his reflecting pool that’s being delayed 🤡 |
| Should I hold on to my POOP calls? |
| I’m not the one insulting people and being a hater lmao. Take a look in the mirror hun |
| just missed it |
| Yeah. Big companies spending $6 trillion and 4% of our GDP each year will cause that. It's calls on anything AI. Period. |
| Which makes this useless speculation. |
| Yes the current price is very attractive |
| You don't know shit about fuck big dawg |
| Ahh, got me |
| Are you just like a sentient hand, wearing a Rolex on the steering wheel of a non-M 5 series that can walk around and talk? Or is there another way to give off the vibe that “I trade stocks” to your busboy?\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/702ckm0phk1h1.jpeg?width=1408&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1fe6c39de8215151363c0ca9cf56a4a176ad21be |
| Bought calls literally right after MU made a double top formation at the $800 resistance level? Fingers crossed I guess |
| Nice try I ain't gonna be your liquidity...\n\nSelling everything Sunday!! |
| I had the chance to buy a 7.5 ton lorry, converted to carry horses, which had been a support vehicle for Ferrari F1. I didn't but it would have been sick having a genuinely Ferrari red horse truck 🚒 |
| IDK, I'm scrolling to find out |
| 😂😂😂 |
| Wendys is also red, reminds you of your losses |
| yeah, but I'm not the big retard here. |
| Funny thing about this picture is that the price of TSLA is just about exactly the same as it was then. |
| Damn. OK cool thanks for the explanation! |
| Meteor |
| Computer/console games are dead. Everyone only playing Angry Birds and Candy Crush on their phones. No one is going to buy this game. They are coming out with it a decade late… 😉 |
| You are a moron if you think Bitcoin is an indicator of anything |
| Menu change for Tuesday: Nacho’s instead of 🌮 |
| Some poor ber gonna be like "TONIGHTS MY NIGHT!" and then the markets gonna shrug off whatever the fuck is happening again because we live in a magical Harry Potter world apparently. |
| Your abnormally large brain will be studied for centuries to come |
| CAVA calls |
| Probably more so about how much missed opportunity there will be in his tenure |
| When you hear Uncle Bob just started "investing" or your buddy that only makes money by scalping $40 pokemon cards just started, you know time is near |
| Honestly could just be flat. |
| Buy VGT and let it ride |
| Inverse reddit. SPCX is going to make Elon a quintillionaire and the rest of us millionaires. |
| You’re also responding? |
| This is gonna be 2022 all over again |
| Taking the security lock off VHS tape boxes at Blockbuster was not working in tech. Get your story straight |
| actually the balance sheet loans are secured. Heloc and auto. |
| Looking for a cheap stock that will 100x this upcoming week. If anyone’s got that, lmk please |
| I’ll survive the downvotes somehow from my paid off house while my Tesla shares keep sitting there making me money. |
| This is a troll question right? NVDA reports in 4 days....after coming back from China...on Air Force One. |
| a click doesn't cost me anything. getting you to respond is worth it. LOL |
| yes, everyone should sell everything so bears can bring SPY back to single digits. |
| It's a terrible feeling starting your day down |
| Dr pepper zero |
| Nvda will pop 3% and then dump down -2% by market open |
| There's been so much gamma squeeze this past week. Now that we're finally past the monthly opex date, we very likely could start to see things unwinding. Or at least stalling out till NVDA reports earnings, which the whole market will be watching with bated breath |
| Sir. This is a casino |
| poop is almost guaranteed |
| Say something, goddamn it! You're on television! You're live to the whole world! 🐻 |
| bro the food was fire |
| Yea |
| Yes. That's a valid point. But 5 months is a blip for a long term investor. I do remember times when EUR was less than a $.\n\nSo when Microsoft pumps 15% and then 15% more next er or the next after that? Will your bank match that? When $ gets back to 1.05 EUR ? Will your bank match that? I would dare to say - no. They will just give you 2.5%/year for the missed opportunities |
| Meh, me when i only see Red and remeber i can also go work at wendys |
| So can i get some salsa & chips |
| Wendy’s is not a Mexican restaurant. Get back behind the counter and bag the fries. |
| I gotta have a poop\n |
| So next week what is going bigly green? My calls or my puts? \n\nYou guys confuse me |
| Sometimes i like to imagine a big nvidia earnings miss. Spy would drop to 450 in 2 days. |
| depends on if it was a random dive or a nice place\n\nmost of the US has only exposure to the barely getting by Mexican family, but the other side is pretty loaded so you could have been talking to “the trust funder with a job at his dad’s company” |
| Is the market open today? |
| I mean this is literally wallstreetbets. |
| When the owner’s son has to wait table, you know the economy is bad. |
| A man who doesn't use yahoo finance is a questionable trader |
| yup. You know it's coming when even stripper says she's gonna trade options after her shift. |
| You mean she sounds like a baddie |
| Imagine buying stocks when spy is at 7500 |
| Pls let me get seconds. |
| New truth hit 💀 |
| Just put the fries in the bag... |
| How long does AI Slop stay up? SEGG 'ers gonna SEGG |
| That’s what I thought too but Cramer was talking about it reporting on Tuesday too |
| You belong here, straight to the WSB penthouse, all expenses paid 🫡 |
| It is absurd isn’t it? But it gets worse. This whole system is getting deleveraged and reset |
| That's far enough out that I wouldn't be worried at all at this point at least. What are the strike and/or breakeven prices? |
| Let's be real here. Usually when Nana gives an inheritance, the money came from grandpa |
| SOFI will double in 8 years! |
| Subnautica 2 is $30 broski |
| Now you need to overcome the psychological wall and make it 5mil |
| Not at mine you can't |
| Yeah that's it! |
| That would be pretty sick. |
| I think it's probably the entire large 5-meat pizza I housed last night along with half a pint of Ben and Jerry's |
| I call it the Bobby indicator, I have buddy from college who called me in late 2007 to tell me he trying to invest, October 2021 to ask me what the Fed does, and to tell me the same thing about. He called me last week to tell me he’s all in on NVDA and MSTR. RIP my dudes. |
| You weren't supposed to cook it in the rice |
| Its the fucking weekend. People can't do shit about anything. \n\nBut thanks for the warning about Monday "when it will be over and already too late"\n\n |
| That’s what I thought too, I don’t see them on the earnings calendar via NASDAQ |
| Diet soda is awesome |
| They can force the low end, they can release the long end to the free market so they have a boogieman while setting the entire us budget on an adjustable rate mortgage |
| She sounds bad |
| Too cheap to buy new card readers. I fcuking hate them. |
| I deposited money Friday morning and watched everything burn down before I could make any moves. Thankfully I didn’t do anything, but holy crap. |
| Jesus Christ\n\nI swear that turd I just pushed out was a 1-to-1 negative of my entire large intestine. Just an absolute monster of length, girth and solidity. Fantastic. I feel like my clothes fit better and I can walk faster. |
| that's for city chads |
| It's true. I was the waiter. |
| Debating if I wanna uber or drive to the club tonight |
| It's Angine de Poitrine. Better have it checked out. |
| I think it’ll rip higher in the short term leading up to the space x IPO |
| My 2 cents would be is to check on monday, I believe it will have a strong support at 705 -710. If it can resist at that level then by wednesday it can pull back. |
| Its reddit Musk could have something that is on AMZN levels and hey would hate it just because its Musk |
| Where’s the actual video? |
| Just like the memes in 2021, the memory gamma squeeze is driven by institutions not retail\n\nhttps://x.com/i/status/2055128079190646949\n |
| I saw a comment the other day that described it as gambling but, your the house. |
| Margarine calls because real butter sends texts |
| Yeah, I guess, stocks can't be going up forever, we were due for a pullback anyway. Hoping it's going to recover this week. |
| Gay |
| I have a child with one, they cannot be thawed out |
| https://fred.stlouisfed.org/series/IIPUSNETIQ |
| It’s been like this for a decade… |
| Interesting |
| Is this JPow?? |
| Diet coke master race |
| This should be the last top in the market ever. Confirmed by op who also is a retard |
| wait how did they guess 2020s so spot on |
| I didn’t think there were waiters at Wendy’s. |
| Back then when crypto peak \n\nI remember seeing my noodle chef playing with stock while shaking noodles |
| Yep |
| I feel seen |
| i was just being friendly & my family owns a business around the same area so i related to him on that. |
| that random pain in your chest is probably just that dog in you |
| If WSB says buy, I avoid. \n\n\nIf WSB says avoid, I buy. |
| Could be true, mango just posed a million pictures of him |
| Sir, a second bond yield has hit the market.. |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/StandardDot5115 made a bet that SNDK would go to 600.0 within **4 weeks** when it was 910.625 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 0 wins and 1 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) | [Post Verified Trades](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1pp3o5t/verified_trader/) |
| holy fuck you're fun at parties |
| Yeah we know |
| Bear’s gotta eat too |
| A real portfolio disclosure would include holdings size or at least % exposure, otherwise you can’t infer strategy or conviction. |
| Ayooo I’m bored |
| The government just approved to use 15% ethanol in the summer to dilute the gas, gonna need a lot of corn for that. Could have been a winner in disguise |
| To buy more costco hotdogs |
| omg you cant tap to pay at walmart???? |
| You're right. This is the one. Even if I bought in heavy and made out like a bandit, I'd still be angry and infuriated. I'm going to be infuriated anyway so I might as well make some money doing it. |
| Please, for the love of god. Multiple shares in a company is just stock, not stocks. Stocks would be shares of multiple different companies. You sound like a fucking 5 year old. |
| Monitoring the situation |
| All of these have cratered (especially rare earths, 17% now) since you took this screenshot |
| Read the tldr? |
| Damn why does Tom Lee just sound like a bad Michael Jackson impression... |
| semi calls two weeks out. samsung union negotiations deadline is 21st. no way they risk shutting down their semi branch during such a big AI boom |
| The solution is simple and he already mentioned his plan; he cuts the short end but releases the holdings of the long end. Saves face while increasing rates where it actually matters. |
| Thanks for explaining this, i legitimately didn't understand until this explanation. Take my upvote you need it |
| Seriously though, check if there's any dividend reinvestment turned on - that forgotten account might've been compounding while you were living your life. |
| Agreed, so many uninformed people don’t invest anything because they don’t understand or think it’s gambling |
| Did israel just nuke themselves!? |
| You didn’t read what I said but it’s fine. |
| This is not the order that you put a burger together, you're fired from the Wendy's bro. |
| BS |
| Thing is that this inflation you’re seeing is way worse for us foreigners who are basically forex trading when purchasing stocks traded in USD. Take MSFT which is down like 7 % last 52 weeks… my position is down 17 % accounting for the dollar sucking ass. Would’ve been way better of just holding money in my bank. Just in 2026 the USD is down -8,5 % in my currency… and we’re 5 months in. Meanwhile inflation here is a mere 2,4 % 😶🌫️ |
| This is true. But the markets run on a hope and a dream these days |
| I’m usually a Ber but this thread suddenly becoming very bearish makes me want to switch sides |
| Is this post random or something happened? |
| I was not expecting to get called out like that on a random Saturday. |
| I'd just take the L after getting cooked that badly, no pink left in your burger my friend |
| Did he predict Iran being weeks away from weapons of mass destruction ? |
| I mean...its not much different than investing in whatever your kids and grandkids are starting to talk about...\n\nSelling everything Monday!! |
| Around that time, one of my coworkers took a very early retirement. Because, you know, anyone can make 15% in the market every year. |
| He is between 10 and 70 years old |
| bro probably gonna outperform 90% of WSB |
| Why would the waiter randomly bring this up |
| Rinse and repeat take yo cash 💸 |
| i'm going put \~20k in $now as soon as WeBull lets me. and then 20k in either $POET or $NOK, probably $nok |
| next thing you know guy is putting rent money towards 0DTE |
| My mom had a bundle of shit. She was paying over 250. Lady held on to that bundle til her dying day. |
| Good luck, there’s been one of you posting every day here for the past four years and you’ve all been wrong so far |
| That's how it was before the dotcom bubble went kaboom! The exact time is difficult to nail down. |
| Well you’re clearly there for happy hour. Why not work in some free queso and tell him to full port all their money into the usual suspect’s: dram, intc, Nbis and can’t forget with spacex around the corner rklb, asts, lunr |
| That kid managed to look 14 and 40 at the same time. |
| bro the food is 🔥i don’t want them to go out of business lmao |
| First trillionaire in 2 years? |
| Correct, it’s not like that. |
| No tesla 😂 |
| a bearish pump\n\na crash upwards\n\nan inverted dump |
| Claude still can't even figure what day it is sometimes. |
| The skepticism is fair... half those posts are just bag holders coping. But strip the noise out and the setup right now is actually interesting. Not a $50 moon call, just a trade worth watching.\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/1xxik6nzek1h1.png?width=2598&format=png&auto=webp&s=48068e85e933a2168476fa6b2a1bf89e417a203d |
| Dropped my phone from the stairs and it’s not turning on, how long should I keep it in rice? |
| Yeah, you americans ain't viewed as the smartest due to that |
| If the salsa was good = bull signal |
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| Yes, if the price goes down, you still own the stocks/etf but you keep the premium. The premium will be higher if your call option price is in the money (equal to the current stock price or lower). It all about risk/reward... covered call can only make you a bit of money on the side, but will.not protect you if the stock price go down. |
| I am ready to pay a small fee for that buddy! |
| So you're saying if an ETF like DRAM has 30% Samsung, and I sell 100$ of it, it's not like I just sold close to 30$ of Samsung stock? |
| calls\n\n |
| 143% in 12 hours is not investing, that’s financial parkour |
| First it was taxi drivers. Now the recession indicator arrives with chips and salsa. |
| Why do I even want to make money |
| How embarrassing for 🥭 to represent us on the world stage. |
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| LOL. True dat! |
| Bears everywhere\nNever sticks, green Monday. Bulls always win, learn |
| I know some people paying over $150/month for *basic* cable. Took two years to convince one of my elderly neighbors to cut service and just get an antenna. |
| & he said he made money last week without me even asking |
| Everytime I encounter AI slop sentence (example: "And here's what no one is talking about/It's not___It's ____")...\nI wanna burn down a datacenter. For the record |
| Who do you consider “reputable”? Devin ryan is ranked highly in terms of performance and has a ~30$ price target |
| what about Nigerians scamming each others into joining crypto trading courses: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3tEE92\_HX34](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3tEE92_HX34) |
| #In Costco they sell Vitamin D for $15 and Multi Vitamins also for $15 which includes Vitamin D so you get the rest of the vitamins for free. LMAO🤌 |
| idk it caught me off guard & he was alittle to excited while bringing it up |
| OP came in with an envelope of coupons and a half-eaten debit card, asking to split chips and dip across 3 cards one of which was an Amex charge. Of course the server knows this is the hallmark of a seasoned WSBer. |
| You should have told him “0DTE options are really where it’s at, Google that.” |
| uber driver indicator sounds like a weirdly specific flex |
| Sounds like Crypto and NFTs.. |
| Because Bitcoin is a purely speculative asset with no intrinsic value. |
| RemindMe! 2 days |
| ASMR massage therapist whispering personal attention |
| It's so bearish in here.\n\nStocks are gonna rip next week aren't they? |
| This is literally a -95% downside potential if the ai bubble bursts. |
| Not as good as buy and hold |
| Reminds me of early 2000 i was working in tech in SF and get into a cab (you know the stinky POS kind you had to flag down!) and the driver starts chatting, not typical cabbie, younger, kinda SF hipster looking. His story is he quit job as engineer and day trades and drives cab for fun and to get the vibe for trading of whats going on in the city… you guys all know what a few months later. |
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| One word = Guillotine |
| You just have to know how to thaw them out |
| Dude you autistic or something? Go look up the word "ignorant" Your first statement said "It can make you less ignorant" we are arguing over semantics here... you can use the word ignorant to describe and absent/exist of knowledge and it describing the same thing... You can have knowledge of something and still not be aware of the said subject. You can still be ignorant of a subject matter that you are well versed in. That's why whenever you have a debate on a topic someone can say you are being ignorant because you don't necessary seeing the subject matter in a different point of view. It's self explanatory dude and you are here trying to be pedantic. Anyways, looking at your comments you like to split hairs and be a contrarian just to argue. |
| your waiter giving you stock tips is basically the modern version of shoeshine boy moment\n\n \ntime to liquidate everything and buy puts on spy lmao |
| 😂😂😂 |
| Why don’t you just give up and join in and make money for once |
| wait did the calls actually hit yet |
| Soft landing looking more like a controlled explosion |
| Depends on your horizon |
| The best time to go for me is right before close on weekdays like 8 pm. LMAO🤌 |
| Idk either |
| DD proposition:\n\nEd Zitron is the Mikhail Bûrry of our time but without the CDS (as far as we know). Búrry: there are no reliable mortgage payers. Zitron: there are no data centers.\n\nThe Zitron thesis is out there. It's the most easily falsified claim ever made - you can see a medium sized earth-based data center from the fucking moon - and nobody has falsified it. There's concepts of data centers, and the hardware pumped out by Nvidia and AMD and MU is obsolescing in warehouses because you can't put physical processors in conceptual data centers.\n\nBet accordingly |
| I'm long cocaine its the only market that always go up |
| The store doesn’t have AP swatch collab. Fuck this shit 🤬🤬 I thought I was getting dropped out today |
| Just ber failures trying to justify their losses. They think past performance guarantees future results, as if the world and the rules aren't constantly changing. |
| the 10y was this high last year in the aftermath of the tariff announcement, causing a swift reversal by 🥭, and then yields went back down. |
| Is this legit |
| Can I ever LOSE money?\n\nHow much can I make per year?\n\nWhat if my etf crashes? |
| Agreed his brilliant contribution deserves to be on the front page. |
| waiit what’s the main bet on us china here |
| Jensen walking in like the market cap came with diplomatic immunity |
| AI stocks priced in for the next 10 years. Dumb money coming in for months now and they get scared at the slightest fluctuation. Nvidia earnings report must smash, and I'm certain it will, but it won't be enough in the long run. Eventually it will settle at a realistic, or slightly optimistic, evaluation. A small crash in mid june, slow but sure curve down by july, flatline august and back to ath by September and then bull again. UN will threaten US if no Hormuz solution until August. |
| Not a bad idea too if you like fridgit blonds who drive emancipation movements... i have never tried one - just heard some biased stories. So I trust you more on that. |
| Then it's time to purchase puts! |
| I'm spamming sell like it said why no work |
| If you sell covered call, worst thing that can happen is you are forced to sell that the contract price... if you sell the calls out of the money(which means above the current stock price) and the stock goes way up, you get to sell at a higher price(if the options are exercised) and keep the premium.\n\n |
| this hits too hard |
| Dude really turned conflict of interest into portfolio diversification |
| And he probaby gonna yolo and make millions |
| It’s Saturday. Wtf am I doing here |
| Ber piss |
| >I gave him the standard response : “Be careful.”\n\nThe standard response should be "just buy VOO and never sell" |
| Guillotine |
| First mistake was using yahoo finance |
| I have 60c for Jun 5, I wonder if I end up making money on them |
| Thanks for giving me confidence in my calls |
| Too late for me on RKLB? |
| Ok, when will it peak? |
| So we went from pricing in cuts to pricing in pain, very efficient market |
| Wrong |
| Monday: this is where the fun begins |
| Thats not the standard response from a wsb degen though |
| wait is there context for this specific post?\n\nalso how do y'all manage to sleep anyways? |
| Yea being down 1% will def cause these reactions |
| Thank you for the brilliant contribution. |
| Trump and xi paling around it looks like |
| I was actually making a Star Wars reference but it wasn’t very obvious tbh. \n\nSay it in Obi-wan’s voice. |
| I mean there's real cash in this bubble. Just follow the cash. Once that cash disappears, everything else will too. Right now, you've got $700B reasons to be like Brian Emes. Next year, you best be reading all of MSFT, META, AMZN, GOOG, and AAPL's January earning report to see how much more of their cash they plan to burn in AI. |
| Words that don't mean anything for $500 |
| Data center stocks are aggressively overbought. After massive gains last year and another 100%–150% surge this year, these high-capex businesses simply cannot sustain these valuations. A steep correction is inevitable.\n\nIf you add that META, GOOG, AMAZN, MSFT cannot sustain this Capex forever. They will start raising their prices across their cloud AI offerings. Their cloud AI services are mainly used by SaaS that are also squeezing into their financial viability and it will definitely hit their revenue numbers.\n\nThis will trigger an anticipated slowdown until the dust settles. \n\nI’d say that those business focused SaaS with clear business use cases will start to show a real ROI but many will die in the process.\n\nTLDR: Puts (Infra and Datacenter) then Calls-Leaps (IGV and SaaS stocks in general).\n\nYou will need to figure out the timing lol. |
| Count me a ruined then. Like 95% of my life is run through my schwab accounts.\n\nHaha 🙂 |
| Oh wow the picks and shovels of the picks and shovels. Maybe i should load up. |
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| metals are gonna stay choppy until we get some clarity on trade policy tbh 💀 that rare earth chart is wild - 92% betting on export restrictions but china could easily flip script and mess with everyone's positions 😂 |
| Bears HATE this fact: The 10Y was just as high at this time last year and the market continued to grind higher. |
| Gentlemen, it has been a privilege playing with you tonight.\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/vzgocpoddk1h1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=088347cb2cb3509716a4134185c06264dbb5574a |
| They ask what color your Ferrari should be. |
| 99% of this sub has no idea of the lyrical genius that is Cassidy. |
| Tequila time. Party on bulls! |
| bro is either 75 or unemployed |
| I don't know too many people here who like mickey mouse here tbh. Most people i know like money. Sorry I must be out of the loop... |
| Eagerly waiting all weekend for market open just to lose money Monday at 9:30am 🤌 |
| Reeeeeeeeeee |
| i sold puts at the bottom and they expired a full dollar short of the strike price and they still got assigned to me. |
| MSFT bottom confirmation |
| monday 9am is the only time to go |
| tell them i said wassup |
| Be bullish on btc cuz |
| End of 2027 is a long ass time… meanwhile every investment I’ve done in USD this past year have lost 12,5 % of their value purely on devaluation, and it’s projected to lose around 13 % more through ‘27. So I’ll rather keep exposure through currency-hedged funds or ETF’s traded in any other currency than USD |
| Legit the day after spacex IPO’s, it’s over |
| And you’re there? |
| まいの |
| L\n\n\n |
| Agree. It will be a “hold” if anything, with a split decision coming from the Fed Board of Govonors. |
| *Americans* (in John Hannah's snide voice) |
| Putin got photo-shopped into it |
| lol do it. theres a reason reddit earnings show constant growth year over year since ipo. with more and more data centers being built out for AI, what do you think AI uses as a source to build their AI models off of? no one gives a shit about subs like wsb, its the subs like physics, engineering, chemistry, biology where you tend to have experts in their fields. and thats the data they harvest. claude, gemini, and chatgpt uses reddit extensively as a source |
| Wait, a rapid growing small to medium sized bank isnt giving dividends yet??? 😂 |
| It’s the weekend! Time to strike fear on everyone. WE ALL ARE GONNA LOSE A LOT OF MONEY |
| yes |
| are these Chads in the thread with us now |
| $NASA would be better |
| Its has a growth rate significantly higher than those banks, which is what justifies the multiple. They are rolling out innovative products regularly. Wealth management/investment banking etc takes time and significant resources. Doesnt make sense to launch that kind of product yet. But once sofi matures its capital light revenue streams and it’s big business banking is firing on all cylinders, you can bet your bottom dollar it will have all the things those dinosaur banks have except the overhead and with the addition of significant technologic sophistication. |
| Everybody must learn hantanese |
| Truthfully I was just trying to pick up those Norse girls |
| Market was perfectly healthy until I personally bought calls. Sorry everyone. |
| I sold one for jan 27 at 195 when It was at 130 |
| Not a meme, it's a legit photonics company but SIVE.ST is their laser supplier and trades as a fraction of the MC, so I'd rather buy that instead |
| Bro diversified into maritime crime |
| Weird I thought the stock market is crashing on Monday but you guys are all chill |
| How much do we think the Vietnamese click farmer gets paid to repost this in this sub? |
| Please do I got puts |
| imagine being a ber incel worried about insignificant China news loool\n\nChad bulls straight to the Ferrari dealership this week. ez swing trades \n\n |
| Have you not been paying attention to inflation numbers?\nFuel input costs are up by double.\nRemember 9% inflation in 2022? We are already set to beat that in the next 18 months |
| I think it’s a good long term buy. They don’t seem to be going anywhere, and see them advertising often. I hold some shares, not a huge amount, but I also feel now is a good time to buy. \n\nWithin 1-3 years, in a down market I expect it to be somewhere between 22-25. Realistically, I’m expecting to be 40+ within 3 years. |
| Here you go. \n\nhttps://old.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1tf5cwb/11882_loss_on_intc_sold_call_42104_gain_on_intc/ |
| Green candles next week please… way too oversold. Growth still continues… |
| #Costco attracts the shittiest types of entitled human beings on weekends LMAO🤌 |
| That's lack of using them correctly / providing the correct context. I have a friend (who's not an engineer, banking consultant) who I introduced to claude \~a month ago. I showed him how to use it (\~2 weeks) and we met for coffee again a few days ago. He was stoked - he's able to output work \~3x faster now. He told me he's been quoting 8hrs of work & getting it done in 2. Over the last week he's been taking on over twice the workload (and getting paid for it) and delivering higher quality results in lower amounts of time.\n\nThere is no coding in his flow. Mostly spreadsheets, summaries / pdf's, proposals, etc. It's very important to feed it the correct context. If you don't - yah it's gonna hallucinate like crazy. The intern doesn't know anything, correct. But if you tell him what he needs to know / point him towards the resources and give him a year of time, he'll probably know. That's what claude is like right now. You can't expect it to blindly know what you want - you need to show it / give it the resources before it can understand exactly what you're asking. |
| Nothing like opening Yahoo Finance and immediately closing it for mental health reasons |
| If countries stop buying our debt we're going to be fucked. And it looks like they are |
| Private credit imploding would be about the only thing I can think of that'll take this market down. |
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| smh |
| Finally, a stock split for a stock I still can’t buy |
| 4%…. So far |
| I was surprised… when Kevin Warsh was made fed chair |