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| how bored would you have to be to want to play the jesus video game |
| Another mega deadcat bounce on monday when they announce the pilots are rescued and no ground invasion. |
| 50% winrate. Big. |
| In fact it was a net expense. |
| "Some of you may die for my misdeeds, but that is a sacrifice I'm willing to make"\n\n\n- Donald J. Trump |
| I will be on long dated puts waiting. As for SPY up and to the right |
| https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_Bush_Center_for_Intelligence |
| Not this weekend, next weekend. |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/mmjI made a bet that ASTS would go to 85.0 within **1 day** when it was 88.265 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 6 wins and 5 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| The terrible angle of the involvement in the middle east is a total lack of commitment. Over 20 years of degenerative policy surrounding "war" which became more like "random police" and by the end our troops were more likely to down each other than the enemy (real shit). \n\n> #War should never EVER be half assed, regardless of the enemies perceived strength. This is why the U.S.A. Exists! Britan did this shit.\n\n> #We can LOSE and even be CONQUERED by the middle east. Yes its possible! We could end up ceding hawaii or something to beg for peace after the half-assery backfires and we slowly lose our airforce, navy, and morale.\n\n> #Bottom line: The u.s.a. must stop playing with its food. Immediately.\n\nIn the meantime its 🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻 |
| Might be the best but not the funnest. |
| Push forward and focus on happiness and your hobbies money isn’t everything and less is more . Move to California 😎 |
| 2 weeks. |
| *when the draft starts \n\nIt’s inevitable at this point. Although I believe it’ll find a lot of resistance in enforcement |
| Means nothing without positions or $ values. |
| Why is the market closed today? I thought there was separation of Church and Gambling |
| Well at least you gambling addicts out there can make bets on a cricket game 🏏 (I'm down $500) |
| USA since world war 2 |
| So by that logic, the US could leave the conflict tomorrow if it served their objectives, and leave Israel to defend itself against Iranian missiles? With no obligation to protect Israel in prolonged missile warfare with Iran? Fair enough if that is your position. |
| US losing the meme war bad |
| Damn, we are now at an age of the Internet when opposing sides can shit talk each other on Twitter. That's fucking hilarious. We just need Netanyahu to join the chat, and have Zelensky and Putin go at each other as well. |
| They won’t fuck up the launch. They’ve been killing it. |
| >intelligence.\n\nFound the problem.\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/m59oq6d950tg1.png?width=463&format=png&auto=webp&s=be676cbfb528c0566a0bb5b709b817e9dd840107 |
| Whoever is running his account is goated |
| LOL |
| When is the ground invasion happening? Maybe tonight? Maybe tomorrow? Next friday or the friday after that? |
| Holy. Fuck. |
| I didn't know tendons were a sub genre 😂 |
| X/truth social before it changed gender |
| 🤚💎🖐 |
| Hahahah |
| 🤣🤣🤣 |
| I really don’t know what the point about doctors here is. Do you expect them to be able to smell the cancer in your nuts or what? \n\nBut, I agree with your broader point. |
| 🥭 is the kind of guy who fumbles an war despite overwhelming weapons, intelligence, logistics supremacy. |
| "Bro we ain't going deep into Iran, are you crazy?" |
| No canned murk? |
| Imagine stock market open now |
| Do the pilots wear boots? |
| What's your explanation for [all these downvotes](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1sbd6z4/us_jobs_growth_surges_past_expectations_in_march/oe2pm0x/) if this isn't an echo chamber of some sort? It's an accurate, well-cited comment. |
| Don't forget to buy gas. |
| Modern reconstruction of JC's face at birth:\n\n\n |
| Small isp with big reusable rockets |
| US Iran War F15 Fighter Jet: US Forces Have Rescued 1 of 2 Crew Members Of Downed Warplane In Iran: AFP |
| How many data centers are we assuming have been bombed? |
| Don't forget Kegseth with the "no quarter" rule |
| riiiiiggghhhtt…. \n\n |
| Dude has a point. If you claim Iran has no air power or defense, and a plane gets shot down, what is the US to think? |
| TACO comes to TV and says you are already rescued while you are down in some cave |
| Lmao bro, thats how I know to do the opposite. You're telling me anything Elmo related should be governed by logic, and it has never been since day 1. This shit will literally moon. It will overtake NVDA for the most expensive company, watch. |
| I'll be more poor than I am now when the markets open Monday morning |
| Was one of them captured? |
| The point was to advertise their platform |
| Buncha twits twatting |
| Jesus is risen. \n\nThen he took one look at this shit and yeeted himself back to heaven. \n\nFin~ |
| Something has definitely shifted. The retards "truths" arent getting as much engagement as before (you can look in the history). Even the right wing grifters and scumbags in twitter are getting less views and interactions. \n\n\nPeople forget that America loves criminals and grifters as long as you dont fuck with their bottom line. No one cares about any bullshit until it starts impacting your own money. Reality hitting your bank account is a beautiful thing to behold indeed. |
| Normally at this time of the day I would have already lost 5k |
| I mean we’ll ignore that you were giving an opinion and trying to establish a false narrative instead of acknowledging that the person fired was responsible for continuously producing bad data. \n\nI mean what happened in the early 2020s that would cause them to start cooking the books I wonder?\n\nAnd why is mass government hiring to prop up jobs numbers considered good when we are talking about private payrolls?\n |
| The meme wars of 2026. |
| Releasing Data while Market is closed should be ILLEGAL |
| Hear me out, that might be slightly overvalued and a pinch of hype/speculation |
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| Hegseth: "We will negotiate with bombs" and "no quarter!" \n\nYou'd literally think at that point you aren't coming home. |
| Why do they all get accused of molesting their sisters? |
| You only looked at the 1st monthly revision, each month typically gets 2 revisions. January went +130k to +126k to +160k, now that March is out. |
| Oh no I agree. I hope we get those guys without incident. I'm just saying it would be foolish to call Iran incompetent. They are fighting a totally different war than we are. It's like we didn't learn anything from Afghanistan. |
| Lmao Ghalibaf trolling our government again https://x.com/mb_ghalibaf/status/2040088542689288239 |
| Trump loves this one trick! |
| The text seems AI generated for sure, but I mean the numbers check out. 7 months ago he was down $207k. 6 month P/L is -$44k for a total of -$251k.\n\nCan safely assume within the remaining month he lost another $2k-ish for the total P/L of -$253k. (Maybe he really did quit the market for a couple weeks, before getting back into it.)\n\nGambling addictions are real enough that I can believe this, staring at the stock market for a year and losing your social life and relationships can fuck up your ability to communicate. So maybe OP is using AI on the text portion to make his post more readable. |
| Yeah man Jesus died for dollar fifty hotdogs |
| Gun or wrench? Either way, fuck him I guess...always losing wrenches and sockets and the caliber is worthless. |
| Gold mining in a nut shell. |
| Who buys this shit anymore? It’ll be revised down, this is just the pump |
| This is one of the dumbest posts I’ve ever read on here, and that’s saying a LOT. |
| So the real play is Tesla puts during the Space X IPO... is that how you play vs retail "sentiment" wave? |
| Imagine your fighter jet gets downed and you're captured by the people you were bombing, and you know the negociation for your release will be conducted by 🥭 |
| Can EURUSD finally drop bellow 1.14 so we can have a real drop |
| Are you telling me it isn't worth 2T? |
| Mango trying to pump closed markets... |
| They don't know higher isn't necessarily better. It's luke someone pretending to be in the military after watching an episode of the ATeam as a reference. |
| The sahm rule won’t be triggered. It’s Easter weekend. All the stay-at-home moms are busy dyeing eggs and getting candy and shit. They got no time for your dumb stonks, ya dingus |
| Just wasted 24 seconds of my life 🤦♂️ |
| It's because old as fuck doctors don't bother staying up to date, especially GPs. |
| This is encouraging news, regardless of what side you are on. The fact that the US has not held a presser on this subject means they are maturing and making better decisions about communication, and hopefully by the time they do speak they will defuse the tension saying "the US has both crew". |
| It was because all the corporate real estate basically became worthless overnight, and all the rich assholes who owned said fuck that work from home shit |
| Might actually buy long dated spacex puts when it is finally traded publicly |
| My feet and tendons are so fucked from beach vacation that I don't think I'll be able to do foot fetish and tendon onlyfans gig work anymore \n\n\n✋😔🤚 |
| How we feeling about mag 7 earnings soon |
| Look at the comment history big dawg |
| What the fuck is this? You’re supposed to buy high because that’s how you know it’s valuable. Then when some fucked up shit happens and the stock plummets, you panic sell. Is this guy stupid or something? |
| Would you like a 7lb bag of brand name candy while you're at it? |
| What’s a twitter? |
| Based |
| USAF has to buy another F15. Bullish. |
| You thinking I was being serious lets you know how much of a joke this administration is lol |
| Wow he didn’t eject? So he’s probably dead? |
| Wouldn’t have happened if it wasn’t dressed like that. |
| Remarkable |
| Israel is not involved in U.S. rescue operations for pilots in Iran.\n\nSource: N12 |
| fry the puts in the bag bro |
| Hi poor I’m also poor |
| 🐻 |
| 🫶 |
| 🤣🤣🤣 |
| Wow, for once being a bear means hoping for the best? |
| So we lost a fighter jet and a rescue helicopter today? |
| Most of my trades are with MNQ futures, but the risk:reward for SPX options seemed pretty good based off the overnight volatility. |
| One crew member has been rescued and the search continues for the second pilot after a U.S. F-15 fighter jet was shot down over Iran, according to reports.\n\nThe crew member was rescued by US forces, two US officials have told CBS News. Two sources tell CNN that the rescued pilot is alive and receiving medical attention.\n\nOfficials say one of the pilots of the F-15E Strike Eagle was ejected before the aircraft went down. U.S. officials are racing to recover the second pilot before Iranian forces can reach them. Social media footage showed American drones, aircraft and helicopters flying over the mountainous region. |
| Hi ,I'm poor |
| 🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻✊ |
| I heard he's just gushing about it |
| The downvotes to my comment really tell the story… |
| The commenter above me is poor |
| A mix of dozens gives stability. Look what happens when one crazy 🥭 decides 'tariff' is a fun word or the middle east is a cool place. |
| Like Buffett said, the market can remain irrational longer than you can remain solvent.\n |
| Tool he's shilling comes with a time machine. Just take profits second time around |
| Yes |
| Mangos twitter is such a fever dream, going from saying Bruce Springsteen looks like a dried up prune, to floating war plans to see how many likes they get |
| Ok doomer. |
| Israel is not the one dependent on oil from the Arabian peninsula. It gets most of its energy needs from domestic natural gas. If you want Israelis to die so that Americans can have 3 dollar gas that's fine, but Israel's war objective is not 3 dollar gas for Americans, it is to annihilate Iran's capabilities to wage war. |
| Sorry to burst your bubble, but the price of oil is gonna keep rising the longer this war goes without a clear exit date.. especially if the ground war starts.. |
| Sam Altman really is one of the most inept CEOs ever |
| Plains of Abraham? |
| Told you Chuck Norris would rise from the ded and pump the markets smh |
| Can you get me that massive 5lb bag of shrimp chips please |
| boots on the ground any second now. the question is how high will SPY pump once it happens? |
| When you can spell plane instead of plain |
| Who could have known it would go up from negative $30 a barrel? |
| He’s doubling down on it in replies bro. He’s just mentally challenged stop glazing. |
| If the pilot was on the helicopter that got shot down, the poor guy was shot down twice in space of like an hour |
| Thanks Confucius \n\nNow put the fries in the bag 🫵👉🫳🍟 |
| Anyone who thinks the other Gulf states are gonna jump in and dogpile Iran while they're down is delusional because the last fucking thing any Gulf nation wants is a tidal wave of Iranian refugees pouring into their country from every direction |
| This market is such ass cheeks |
| We got 2.5 days left this weekend too. Strap in. |
| Go play with your pussy |
| This level of retard, this is what we need more of |
| He would’ve wanted the market open, just saying |
| Also I take it back. Upvotes seem to indicate that re-stating this shit is not bad. Not everyone just sitting on this thread all day like me.\n\nAnd good job stating the actual root/source. |
| when is TACO going to address the plain that has been shot down |
| A woman? In charge of money? Trump really wants to lose his Gen Z supporters. |
| Surely you're cappin? |
| Sure it did lol. |
| I have a huge hunger for shorting the SpaceX IPO but I know better than to run against regarded meme lord Musk and his illogical meme stock powers. |
| War in Iran will cause such a economic colapse that not a single company will be making any profit. Dozens milions lay offs. If strait is not opened and invasion happens within this month i fully expect SPY to crash bellow 300$. Spy can fall 90% by the end of this year. Imagine spy bellow 100, that would be very much likely if fullscale war in Iran were to happen. |
| non of the news coming out right now indicates a winding down of the war, which is the cope that has been dragging oil down for weeks. It's definitely not going down Sunday/ Monday premarket |
| It is indeed bullish if they in 'n out this. |
| Hegseth's WoW character is named "Maximus Lethaliti" |
| Market too hopped up on hopium and are dead set that the war will be over soon |
| I dont think oil prices will stay at these levels if the US and Israel are the only ones banned from the Strait. |
| Truly a budget investor. |
| An account that doesn't interact with WSB and was inactive for months shows up to ask about some shitty historical graphing tool using already recorded data? |
| General competency in medicine is going down despite the ability to diagnose more easily bro |
| You ok man. I can send you a Reddit Cares |
| Get a load of this dude victim shaming the jet. |
| This is a good bit |
| Just CNN |
| Market gonna inverse Jesus on Monday |
| Schrodinger’s invasion. |
| And then sell the phone, then buy options on the library PC, easy. |
| Pornhub users were bullish on oil, you could see many post |
| I'm at Costco and it's packed. I always forget how big of a holiday Easter is for some people. |
| Dear person that invented the 10mm. Go fuck yourself. |
| Money comes and goes; those crew members are worth 200 F-15s. If US forces can go into Iran, search and find a pilot like a needle in a hay stack a extract him, that's a win for the US and the Air Force. |
| Holy shit. Wolf? Or Andersen? 😉 |
| You just blew in from Stupid Town |
| Nonono, he is stupid, he will call it a win because strait is opened and he fixed the conflict. Just like with tariffs. |
| puts on BA\n\nF-15 got shot down by Iran |
| So so many. The old Reddit used to open on popular tab and at least you got some snippets of decent articles. This new Reddit sucks so bad |
| Market flat today seems bullish to me. |
| Not even moving sideways what do |
| Yeah it’s been horrible in this sector. Recruiters have said it’s worse than 2008 in gaming |
| Also cuz you guys like to breath in each other’s pee particles |
| She traveled during covid and paid off our ~300k property in 2 years while paying our rent back home so I could build my company. She’s chilled out now that I’m established but yes, a nurse sidekick/life partner is like a cheat code. Healthcare workers are also safer for banks/lenders which helps my self employed ass too. |
| Asking for permission and paying for it? Yeah, no way lol |
| So... what was the point of this? The sign being "it would go up?" A line on a chart is not a sign, and in this case there is nothing to be proven.\n\nYes, believe it or not, we could all be rich by timing the bottom and selling the tops. |
| Agree |
| Sell me all your shares then, i’ll even pay a premium |
| Depending on how everything shakes out with a jet and rumors of the helicopter being shot down and ground fighting in Iran |
| https://www.happierlivesinstitute.org/2026/03/19/world-happiness-report-2026-full-country-rankings-our-favourite-finding/\n\nStay hating homie! We have nukes this time, come and get us yourself. |
| right you are kent |
| Jesus died for THIS? Poor guy. |
| looking at the market this week are they wrong to ask that? |
| They're playing a cracked version of C&C Generals full of viruses. |
| if you trust this, are you still waiting for your tariff check and doge check as well? |
| Cope for 500, Alex |
| Lmfao. |
| Don’t forget to stop that squirrel from chewing the wires on the CERN super collider. |
| You said week though. Did you lose money on the week |
| I've never seen SPY trade as flat as it's been today. Literally so shocked I can't look away from the ticker. Absolutely nothing |
| Another day another flatter than my ex's chest nothing day. At this point until news of Iran Ceasefire talks comes out the entire market is ready at the keyboard to either pump or dump at the next war news update. |
| All this news is tempting me to watch Behind Enemy Lines and Black Hawk Down to my watch list for this weekend |
| Wasn't the 3 friendly fire losses also F-15s? Whoever is making them is getting new orders. |
| How so |
| Nothing changed lol. It looks like Iran conflict is going to be over. I expect very green or flat monday |
| > diplomacy instead of violence\n\nSadly, I don't think there is any chance the US backs down in the short term as that would appear "weak" at least in the eyes of Mr. Mango. |
| I don’t necessarily disagree. It’s definitely risky. But I think there’s a possibility this results in a positive change for the Iranian people inside and outside the country. Would I have done the same strikes? I don’t know, I don’t have the same intelligence the president has. It’s a judgement call and I bet there are good arguments on both sides. |
| I think we have just generated better policy ideas than the entire department of commerce |
| No, it literally does not work that way. The market is not priced based entirely on current economic activity. \n\nI could be making zero fucking dollars and if people like my business plan, even if it won’t work for 10-15 years, they’ll invest in me. |
| Fuck man I just got out of one with borderline. Thank fuck we didn’t even move in together, was bad enough. Respect you’re still alive after that shit. |
| https://preview.redd.it/y3fe4c6230tg1.jpeg?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=55a363c35109b11e229c806c70fa0f4c3c84c60f\n\n |
| At this point it would prob be green |
| Bro I’ve been trying to learn this Strat for so long, you made it so easy to understand! Thanks man |
| I mean I’m bearish af and believe in r/collapse and still think you need to go touch grass bro lol |
| Erika Kirk |
| Is this comment Astro turfing for the ad? 🤔 |
| If you want us to take you seriously you're gonna have to start standing while you pee |
| you need to stop hitting the retard juice |
| Texas actually. But she does pick up a couple shifts a month at another hospital. But her base at her full time ER is still 100k. |
| Probably, doesnt mean their SAMs are. |
| *Full on MAD war breaks out*\n\nWSB Bull: why’s it red? |
| Just me or does it feel like one side is working state craft and the other is playing world of Warcraft? |
| Market makers hate this one trick! |
| Why are so many of you taking this post seriously are you actually a chimp or something? It’s a bit. |
| who said anything about supporting Iran? |
| 🤣🤣🤣 would agree |
| That's not the way we the regards do it. \n"Buy high and sell low." is always our motto. |
| I forgot all about my VIX calls. |
| Bears have been waiting for a circuit breaker for the last month, but this Monday may actually be their 'Black Monday', for the first time since Covid. |
| Iran allowed a French tanker through the strait. Just wait until other countries are allowed through the strait with diplomacy instead of violence. |
| seems bullish |
| Just ER. Though she does do PRN work at another hospital and will pick up 2-4 shifts a month. She’s also overnight so she gets other residuals as well. |
| Puts on F-15E |
| Bro pumped the markets 3% on Tuesday by saying the war was over |
| You sound so smart. ASL? |
| after 5 straight week losses, I didn’t lose money today |
| There's always at least one company killing earnings. |
| I agree. If they go in and out and get what they needed. Indeed bullish |
| I'm learning to nurse online using Nurseacademy. |
| Bunch of the worst guys you've ever seen in your life gonna be spamming Polymarket like "THAT TECHNICALLY COUNTS, GIVE ME THE MONEY" |
| imma need that VIX to hit 30 monday |
| Man I really hope you know no one gives a shit about you and your shitty ass dogshit country. \n\nGo play the victim card somewhere else. No one gives a fuck here. \n\nFuck you and Fuck Israel. \n\nFree Palestine and godspeed Lebanon you POS |
| Mate, the doctors never knew what they were doing in the first place, be extremely thankful that we have modern diagnostics.\n\nSame goes for mechanics, be thankful they have a simple diagnostic tool to show what the car's sensors are reporting. |
| You don’t know me bro I might be |
| The difference is, in the movie, and real life situation, the US was not at war with Serbia and was not supposed to have a military presence. To be clear, the US is at war now and there is nothing holding back the US from mounting a rescue. A much different scenario. |
| 2 more pilots and 1 more chopper for Bibi |
| just drive over to Venezuela. much cheaper there. |
| reported for negative thoughts |
| Incompetent? They shot down a jet that will cost 94mil to replace. Under estimating an enemy is always a mistake. |
| It’s a good place to be, I’m a crew foreman now and make about $200k a year and only work 4 days a week most of the year home every night, only travel for storms which is an occasional couple weeks of being gone and working 16-18 hours a day 7 days a week but all in all it’s a solid trade. Get to do work that is important and contribute something to society and get paid well to do it \n\nOne big reason that pushed me into the trades over college is I was taught to think of education as an investment, and if you use that framework and look at the upfront cost of education against its whole-life rate of return and one big differentiator is that with any reasonable discount rate there is a massive value to those first few years of college where you are laying out cash, vs the first few years in the trade (apprenticeship) which when discounted out over a long time horizon is such that you must be able to make massively more money or have some other large non-cash benefit to choosing to pay the large sum of money and delay your earnings by choosing the college route. |
| Dick sized |
| Sean Spicer rage tweeting about Dippin' Dots will live on forever in my mind. |
| LOL, They just dressed up Barron in military gear, dyed his hair, and are calling him "Barney".\n\nFake as fuck |
| Others with a time machine: *dancing with dinos*\n\nMe with a time machine: "Hey lady, don't take your kid to the Cincinnati zoo, here's free tickets to Disneyland" |
| BULLISH |
| Who's the frontrunner? |
| Did they wear a cape? |
| fr, i can’t believe it was at 33$ a share, literally coulda been generational even with a relatively small amount. |
| They got criticized for cherry picking and threw some Costco hot dogs in as well |
| Take two Tylenol and call me in the morning |
| That's like 30 minutes old. You're not fucking CNN stop saying BREAKING.\n\nEdit: 1hr old. |
| Because the Iran/Oman news spiked it from the depths of hell where it started, cmon now keep up |
| Okay so mag 7 would have pe ratios of 4? |
| Comments like this make me laugh my ass off. What size helmet are you wearing? |
| Look at what you would be gambling on, 🥭 |
| What’s your 5k or 10k pace like? |
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| Bruh $14k sounds too much lmao. I think I will do that weekend thing you're talking about. |
| This is by far the most UNrealistic thing I've heard. |
| MAITA |
| “Hey we fucked you guys over by starting a war so now you have to send your own citizens to die helping us finish the war that we started, which fucked you over” \n\nThis is how dumb you are |
| War in Iran will send SPY to all time highs. |
| But what I mean is, if we use the current situation as context, then you get a situation where you NEED Rome for the situation to escalate |
| Is this going to be another Behind enemy lines Part 2? \n\nThe plot follows Lieutenant Chris Burnett, an American naval flight officer who is shot down over Bosnia. (who is being trailed by the Serbs)\n\n |
| how dare Iran fight back |
| It’s gonna be redder than the devil’s mushroom tip on Monday, isn’t it? |
| > They've been buying back $524M worth of stock on \~$31M of free cash flow. That's 1,600%+ of FCF returned to shareholders\n\nI've searched for this but i didn't find anything. Also looks unlikely if not impossible, at only 3.5B market cap. |
| https://preview.redd.it/66drn9ce20tg1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e04f6501982c6778421779aca126ab15fc235ae2 |
| So is this a win for boots on the ground in the poly market |
| War in Iran will cause such a economic colapse that not a single company will be making any profit. Dozens milions lay offs. Spy can fall 90% in next year. Imagine spy bellow 100, that would be very much likely if fullscale war in Iran were to happen. |
| White House: one crew member rescued. |
| This whole war is the definition of FAFO |
| Way too soon. Things are about to escalate with boots on the ground and massive retaliation. Will probably see another huge spike in oil before topping out |
| Riiiiiiight... |
| A job making $16/hr in Cali isn't exactly an economic win. |
| METAI |
| yes it works that way, it just never happened. |
| FAFO |
| Wouldn’t be surprised to see 670 lol |
| If there was going to be an exit it would have happened a while ago. I think the plan is to keep doing this until Iran breaks\n\nAnyway now.. or something like that |
| ROBINHOOD is crazy you’re telling me I can bet on who the next DHS secretary is lmao |
| Joe mama\n\nGot em |
| https://preview.redd.it/0xmzhdn820tg1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e655eda9a7616c1a83a820d9cd3d5adcf55d9d1a |
| Well this is at least 30k less with Oracle’s help recently. |
| Lmao I’m stealing this one |
| https://preview.redd.it/11mlpcq720tg1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=150a30c01b97080e0382c47964a73aff8df662f4\n\n |
| Although it’s named Strait, it doesn’t flow straight. Oil is stubborn like this |
| Yeah also Fuck Israel, Fuck israel when I wake up, fuck Israel when I go to sleep, fuck israel when I take a shit and fuck israel whenever I breath. Sociopath country with deranged people and leaders. |
| The point of an index fund---in the first place---is to smooth out the sort of transients over time that you are trying to gamble on. |
| this sounds like it came from someone planning a false flag operation or something. |
| Wow, triggered |
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| Trump is suspiciously quite, we all know this means that soon milions of soldiers will be sent to Iran. Causing hundereds of thousand of dead US soldiers in first few weeks of war and milions Iran soldiers. |
| A single thing like that won't move the market. Thursday was insane because oil was up 10%+ and the S&P was still green. The jet down could accelerate the war, but if the crew is dead, will that really do so? The crew alive is the best scenario for puts as Iran will have leverage, and Mango only knows how to do one thing: use force. |
| Maybe for you, IM a WINNER . We are not the same |
| Home Depot and lows hiring for spring has been always high. |
| Buy low sell high. |
| Invest in the Petro-Yen while it’s cheap lol |
| Husarz, kurwa |
| If that guy got saved he got so lucky holy shit |
| It’s just a pump and dump. |
| I’m 100 percent sure Bearhunter is a market maker. Ain’t no way that man is happy and chirpy all the time, and not loaded heavily lmao |
| People like you make the internet an even worse place than it already was. |
| Nah 300s |
| Not how it works big dawg |
| The reason I brought it up is to educate regards on unemployment and underemployment and why context matters. \n\nAlso there are $100k trade jobs available but people want to work from home watching Netflix and be paid $100k still. That's not reality. Finally, the job loses have mostly been government which is not a bad thing financially speaking. |
| What is this tool? |
| And this is how prices arbitrage away any advantage. |
| B U S S Y |
| No you |
| Now make it like broke back mountain and you can hit all the demographics |
| Dr Pepper creamy coconut is coming back bitches. \n\nI finally have a reason to live. |
| If SPY was pricing in fundamentals, it would be trading below 100 dollars lmao |
| what are the odds the world even makes it to the end of the year? |
| Yep. As usual. Can always find plenty of off duty antifa, anti-capitalist, anti-american, hard left, unemployed bernie voters in the chat. |
| Y’know, I thought you were a regard, but apparently you’re the thinking type. Who knew?! |
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| Yeah that was very poorly worded on my part. My overall comment wasn't meant to denigrate, my own family has benefitted massively from the top-tier care given by nurses at nursing homes.\n\nI think I was trying to draw a comparison for desirable vs. undesirable jobs for new grads, but was unintentionally an absolute jerk.\n\nUpdated to reflect my regret. |
| META needs to change their ticker to AI focus. Will pop 10% |
| You mean Joe's mom? |
| Wait a minute, you mean to say that if we had known what the market was going to do beforehand we could have made money 🤯🤯🤯 |
| The lines were real good just the wrong direction.\n\nHonestly if you turn the graph upside down it actually looks pretty good :)\n |
| That’s retarded |
| I pee with the door open to establish dominance over my roommates |
| I wanna blow a thousand dollars on 0dte options but I’m too pussy |
| BREAKING: Iranian media is reporting that a US helicopter, on a search mission for the jet reportedly shot down in Iran, was also hit by a projectile. |
| >!y!<our mom |
| The #1 rule about the market is that no one knows what it will do.\n\nIf you find some who says they know what the market will do it means they are lying, or they don’t know enough about the market to know the #1 rule. |
| Who actually believes these numbers? |
| Oh noooo. I love those and now must have them. Also yay jetpens, they’re awesome |
| Im not dumb im realistic, when all companies start laying off milions of people losing money not generatinf anything whole world having crisis. There is no way spy would stay above 100$, it becomes esentially worthless |
| I will throw down a few more shares in your honor |
| there must be AN ABSOLUTE SHIT TON of dollars being secretly created and handed out to well connected governments, companies and individuals across certain parts of the world. \n\nand they spend it immediately so they can get their value from it and jump off the sinking US economic system |
| Worst time for TSLA to focus on dumb bots |
| I think this is a doomer take but this admin already showed us the playbook with COVID: lie, downplay, buy time, then admit reality only when it’s impossible not to. This is starting to look a whole lot like that again, which means the real question is what they already know and haven’t told the public yet |
| Line wasn’t moving on my Robinhood slot machine so I bought 🌽 |
| Ngl only time ive heard it was some dude describing how badly I was bleeding. So i dont love it either |
| Probably a lot. Gotta confess for all those hookers and cocaine binges. |
| Rate hike? Lmao. Impossible. |
| What's your thesis? |
| Who up jondlin they borbitz |
| this quarter earnings will be fucking wild |
| Can someone please tell me if my puts are safe? I see jets down and stuff but not sure what to make of it |
| i would be much more bullish crapto if it wasn't such a cesspool of pump & dump scum |
| Nice Ad bro |
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| > invade the straight\n\nIf that becomes an objective war goal, shouldn’t Israel contribute troops, or should it just be US troops? |
| Same! I wanted to make sure I loved it first so I bought a couple of ecos with medium and broad nibs. Love them, I’ll use them till they break. Really want to upgrade to a gold nib pilot sometime, and I’ve heard the E95s makes a good daily driver. Of course, I’d have to get a bottle of Namiki Blue. |
| The only good thing to come out of this war may be the transition to renewables will accelerate. When I buy back in with some cash, I will for sure be targeting some stocks that reflect this. Also maybe nuclear. |
| Happened to me to , and I had the same logic about oil pumping , no ceasefire , long weekend and generally bad news |
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| Buying ASML before earnings on April 15th |
| I thought you were saying Aljazeera was Iranian, but didn't catch the second part. I caught it after my reply but rather than editing, I waited for the hard pressed keyboard strokes lol. |
| Empty LNG tanker. No published terms of exit. Bullish (/s) |
| Y’all think the job market numbers are legit? 🤔 |
| Im just trying to be realistic. |
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| A regard. |
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| You ignored another rule, don't gamble. |
| Rimjobs are the new blowjobs |
| Your dumb |
| Before those tests existed, figuring out the problem meant either an invasive procedure to figure out, or it just went undiscovered until you needed an invasive procedure to fix it. |
| Wait I didn’t know the futes were futing today |
| Is there a day when there’s no earth quake in California? |
| Empires always stagnate. The pace of technology will only accelerate this trend |
| “You got ghosts in your blood” doesn’t work anymore. |
| gonna short USO on monday if anyone wants to inverse me |
| I have no idea what I’m looking at im here for the memes. |
| Terminally online doomer brain: |
| Fuckem |
| they will pump monday now that you sold LMAO🤌🏻 |
| And a house and friends and a job and a girlfriend of 7 years. |
| The money for stocks and internet magic coins is being spent on filling up the car's tank. |
| Same here. Broke one of three rules and moved in prior to 10:30, on puts. A pump didn’t make any fucking sense there was no new info and the sentiment was the same that’s caused it to be where it was last week in the first place. I know they say the market hates uncertainty but we basically got certain that things are as fuckd as we feared and the damn thing drops realistically overnight but pumped right back to where it pumped on dreams of de escalation. Makes no sense |
| https://preview.redd.it/6zb4116a10tg1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b1fe2426dd519193612ff1c661e5163c414cc2a9\n\n |
| Down to 2k |
| "End stage"\n\n🤡 |
| One Crew member found yes!!!!!!! Iran is incompetent. |
| War in Iran will cause such a economic colapse that not a single company will be making any profit. Dozens milions lay offs. Spy can fall 90% in next year. Imagine spy bellow 100, that would be very much likely if fullscale war in Iran were to happen. |
| *flows profusely* not a chill phrase I don’t like it lol |
| A lot of so-called economists are saying that we hit a market bottom already; with so much confidence might I add. |
| A solid 40% of the country between the ages 55-75 have no idea that American troops have been injured in Iran, believe the war is going to be wrapped up this week, and are currently on their couch watching reruns of Friends or The Big Bang Theory. |
| If you think the regime was treating its citizens poorly before we started this, honestly, how do you think things are going to go for them after *whatever the fuck this is* wraps up? IMO there are two main scenarios here: a central government in Iran survives, and ends up far more authoritarian at least in the short term while dealing with the aftermath; or the central government crumbles, and they go through something similar to what Iraq and Syria did with ISIS.\n\nEveryone involved in this is the bad guys and personally I think we put ourselves right on their level |
| Like turn on the aggressor? No thanks. Id like us to just leave shit alone. |
| You have to find your strengths and play those strengths. Personally, I do long naked options only. Full time trader, 10+ years. |
| 80 20 rule tho |
| Yeh, the em—dash—is—what—gives—it—away.\n\nNobody else uses that shit except ChatGPT.\n\nMaybe some NYT or Atlantic articles.\n\nIt’s AI.\n |
| Exactly. |
| Feeling weird cause I think we’re running out of themes here\n\nEither buy the dip, hold your loser stocks, or see commodities get crushed\n\nBut nothing wants to move or give. The whole thing is too orchestrated at this point |
| And I earned a billion dollars today... |
| nah just hyping |
| The president in Idiocracy was much more competent |
| It’s so crazy that everything is so complex now and yet the average person is more regarded than ever. \n\nUsed to a mechanic could hear you pull up and know what they needed to fix on your car. Now they gotta have a computer tell them every little thing. Same shit with new doctors. If they can’t order a test that tells them what to do or test for next they don’t know wtf. Now the vehicles are too complex for the mechanics who know less than they used to and same shit for doctors who can’t diagnose without ordering 20k in tests immediately. |
| Thursday overnight said NO. Friday said MAYBE |
| Completely detached; if yesterday was any indication. |
| Its would be much bigger conflict than Russia Ukraine war. Potentially hunderets of thousands dead US soldiers milions dead Iran soldiers. |
| I thought we all just laugh, congratulate them on being so well regarded and move on. What has happened to wsb while I was gone?? |
| I would generally agree, but we have a sociopath making decisions so it’s hard to say what happens. |
| Your mom |
| i’m monitoring the situation . |
| Didn’t Japan make a deal with Iran to trade in yuan or something? |
| Well they are attempting to use diplomacy which is historically effective, but during a time of war, who knows if a deal between the 40 nations negotiating can be reached. |
| Reported numbers are probably as accurate as the job reports |
| No, if stocks go up even 0.0001% on Monday they will be celebrating it |
| 1 plane. 2 airmen. Iran says they also shot down a rescue heli - unconfirmed |
| >gusher\n\n>an oil well from which oil flows profusely without being pumped.\n\nHe didnt use it wrong tbf\n\n |
| Russians can take a bit of pain unlike Americans who are huge fucking poosie boys. |
| Really?, downvoted for providing context? 😭 |
| The market went almost flat thursday |
| Super valid point. You’ve seen it a bit already out of the Middle East central banks. But would you sell your gold reserves which yields nothing or USTs that yield 4-5%? And you know those countries have a ton of gold. You’ve probably already seen that too given how much gold has dropped\n\nI would also add most of foreign UST holdings are 2-7yr bonds. Much less 20yr and 30yrs |
| a genius or highly regarded, nothing in between. |
| Exactly. Like a company is doing so badly that they announce layoffs and the stock goes up 5%. Crazy. |
| A raging homosexual |
| Yes |
| your mom |
| A good set of tools to do everything in my home has been my best investment. If I do the work, I know it was done right. Then when stuff breaks, I know how to fix it. Only thing I hire people to do is bring appliances or things I can't lift, or HVAC. \n\nGood luck on your plumbing! |
| You can still trade futures and lose thousands just do that |
| Isn't that the plot to Fast & Furious Tokyo Drift? |
| No doubt |
| Went all cash this weekend for the 1st time in a year; markets may now pump Monday.\n\nTime will tell and gl wsb’ers |
| >What if small businesses that started using scrap metals could get a tax break? \n\nI like this in particular. Eliminate some of the fuel burn in the process (environmental benefit, too). I mean, it's a net positive keeping recycled critmins and metals in global circulation period, but if you could get a tax receipt of sorts for scrapping *and* selling locally, that would be a good driver. \n\nI was chatting with an HVAC tech from Ukraine and he said this whole "throw out the whole board or unit and replace" isn't a thing there (they don't have a choice anyway). They'll be there checking caps and repairing the microelectronics.\n\n>Road patching and paving materials\n\nI like this also. |
| if anything f-15e going down makes a negotiated exit more likely not less\n\nalso it looks like one guy was already rescued (no official confirmation yet) |
| I’ve left lots of recommendations in previous comments that you can find in my profile. |
| it’s effecting Eastern Countries more than the US, so maybe they should do something about it lol |
| Practicing for the draft my Amerifat comrade ? |
| And then home boy scheduled a speech nobody asked for to try and pump and ended up tanking the whole fucking market, bro is washed |
| our overworked politicians can't worry about those problems. they're exhausted from kissing Netanyahu's ass. |
| I want to clarify that I want nothing more than for the U.S. economy to boom into a golden age forever and ever and the U.S. military to continue to be a skullfuckingly powerful military force that no one on earth can threaten. \n\nThe thing is we’re being lead by the dumbest fucking humans alive, so I’m pessimistic. I hope this clears things up. \n\n |
| https://preview.redd.it/cxifckpl00tg1.jpeg?width=1017&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a3256a3aa5123a2044f49f60bc5da205419e0f82\n\n |
| Ya man all good. It's just important context. Doesn't make Al Jazeera good nor bad. They're a non regarded news source. Cuz they have standards. and like including important context... For example: "reported by ___". \n\nMeanwhile room temp IQ morons will say they're bad or cry when it turns out false and claim it's proof they lie. They literally fucking told you the source is Iran and it's unconfirmed. |
| Obviously the USA should not do Afghanistan 2 electric boogaloo lol. At the absolute most it should invade the straight and Iranian shore north of it, but even that is probably stupid. |
| How can it be a Good Friday if I can’t lose my money on 0dtes?? |
| Go on I’m listening |
| How many planes was shot down and how many pilots are missing? |
| Lol stfu |
| Your mom |
| Maybe a +10% day again on monday |
| A Japanese LNG tanker went through. First of many. Stay mad doomer bear |
| War in Iran will cause such a economic colapse that not a single company will be making any profit. Dozens milions lay offs. Spy can fall 80% in next year. |
| Wednesday and Tuesday were horrible for bers\n\n> even the pump on Friday was due to a Iranian news release and not anything that came out of the US\n\nThat was old news/tweets rehashed as something factual. That's the point, they manipulate the narrative completely and people buy it mindlessly |
| the only thing that matters is Millwall back in the Premier League |
| The entire US population thinks war is no big deal because they grew up with a war, Vietnam for boomers, or Iraq or Afghanistan for millennials, and the economy did great during those wars, right? \n\nWell those countries didn't border a waterway that if disrupted, could cause mass shortages and impact more than just the countries in the war. Those countries also were not as large as Iran which is just under 100 million. The amount of resources a country that size has, even if not up to par with the US means the US will have to commit significant resources and manpower, and that won't be quick. |
| War in Iran will cause such a economic colapse that not a single company will be making any profit. Dozens of milions lay offs. Spy can fall 80%. |
| stock market’s closed so seems to be the reason why. not for you to decide whats topic of the day anyhow |
| !banbet INTC -4% 1w |
| what meme stocks were you in regard ? |
| It’ll probably somehow work out for them as it has every Monday. Market is detached from reality. |
| there’s a gas surplus in my butt. |
| Ok but wtf is a gusher |
| yes, they are, to the point where you would think any scenario involving a US helicopter getting shot down in their territory guarantee that the US were the good guys\n\nsomehow, we found a way to also be the bad guys |
| It's cozy here |
| I fuckin might |
| I agree, what I am saying is if you don’t feel comfortable shorting a smaller basket that will drive index you shouldn’t be shorting regardless |
| Holding /es short over weekend. What am I? |
| Can it be full port when you're keeping a lot of cash? Asking for a friend. |
| Which one will take their shirt off first |
| Yeah, I shorted NBIS 2x after the Nvidia investment pump and got blown the fuck out the Monday after that regarded 15% pump from the NBIS META deal. Luckily it crashed the day after from the offering and I held my short until recently for profit but could have went badly if it kept going up. |
| $100B was spent on bombs, lobster, and peptides. \n\nMeanwhile hospitals shutting down in rural areas and Veterans living under the underpass\n\nEnd stage capitalism looks so fun |
| Scrapping is interesting. Would be great to keep it out of land fills. But from what I hear, scrapped metals collected in the US are sent to China. What if small businesses that started using scrap metals could get a tax break? \n\nCome to think of it, with high oil prices, maybe there will finally be room for the companies that turn waste/recyclable plastic into road patching and paving materials. |
| do it |
| Yeah, war ships |
| I thought Iran’s Air Force was crippled? |
| Nah old man mango doesn't have the stroke he used to, hell even the pump on Friday was due to a Iranian news release and not anything that came out of the US |
| There's two guys I think one got captured |
| Youre literally every other comment 🤣 |
| No need to be in this mess in the first place |
| Thatd put me at the top 0.1% in this thread. |
| True. Slightly less regarded up there. |
| this is the best subreddit on this website. nothing but memes and money making(well some make money) |
| # [Zebra](https://www.jetpens.com/Zebra-Pens) F-301 Stainless Steel Ballpoint Pen - 0.7 mm - Black Ink best pen on earth. |
| That's THEIR people; yes, it's wrong but why does the US need to intervene and act? |
| Haha true, true. Thanks anyway! |
| calls |
| The Iranians will be played by Chris Hemsworth and miles teller |
| 90 iq take |
| i went in 2023, had a good time. it’s good to experience the event over the whole weekend, but if you’re going strictly to watch the race, it’s a better viewing experience at home with your TV, OR you can try to win enough w options to buy VIP Paddock tickets and watch it in a nice suite |
| Theta day |
| do u think they'll make the pilots kiss |
| scammers everywhere |
| >We\n\nMofo you live in Canada |
| nice flair chief |
| Missed your second sentence |
| I'm a skeptical bear, no matter how much the US gets fucked up the weekend, there are so many precedents of a single stupid TACO tweet reversing the whole market on trading days |
| goddamn |
| BREAKING: Fired Army general responsible for downed plane |
| Holy shit the cope posting is getting wild peace out |
| [ Removed by Reddit ] |
| It doesn't. It's fake. |
| Maybe he could reinact that Reddit samurai guy who went over to take on isis |
| Just savings accounts and cds for you my guy. I wouldn’t even trust you to have an investment account at all rn |
| There are two, but BBC says one was rescued. |
| So they rescued him then got shot down? Wtf |
| ☃️❄️ |
| > no objective war goal\n\nSo the US should not send in troops either? If that is your position then we agree. |
| Paid a guy $900 + materials to do some plumbing and some other stuff. Now I’m spending my weekend ripping out everything he did and redoing it. I fucking hate this shit. They want to charge retarded prices when they don’t know basics |
| It'll be forgotten in an hour or two |
| (she literally asks that in the show) |
| "US search helicopter also hit by projectile in Iran\nIran’s Mehr news agency is reporting that a US helicopter, on a search mission for the jet reportedly shot down in Iran"\n\n\nIRAN'S MEHR NEWS AGENCY IS REPORTING.\n\nAnyone else, Qatar or otherwise is just using them as a source until you hear that US has confirmed or other confirmation. \n\nWe really need to teach media literacy. Fuck\n |
| It’s fairly obvious that that’s never been the case. |
| 😴🕊️📈📈📈📈📈 |
| #We really live in idiocracy LMAO🤌 |
| Wow, berrorist in the thread legit hoping for rescue to fail.\n\nNot even understanding, however bad this pilot situation is it does not affect a companies earning potential at all. |
| Plenty of sites to discuss the war. This isn't it. |
| Lots of teenagers here about to learn how war works this weekend LMAO |
| I think it's dumb that stocks are closed on Good Friday, doubt a single stock monkey follows god lmao |
| BREAKING: US CPI, now measured solely on a basket of Arizona Iced Teas, comes in showing modest inflation |
| The news headlines are going to be that more ships are passing through the straight. Dumb bers. |
| I don’t think it’s done dumping. |
| Bruh what |
| Incredible melons |
| The disruption of the world economy us the problem here, and that will cause the drop. |
| \-Leslie Knope |
| fk this, having a miller lite at the range |
| Fuck the Iranian regime and the Ayatollah\n\nseems like you have TDS |
| They’re not American |
| Someone talk me out of buying this Bugsy's Scizor because this card is sick as fuck |
| sounds like escalation to me |
| Good enough for redditors |
| Market, on least amount of volume, with intention of destroying derivatives, chose to ignore oil yesterday. Next week will be interesting |
| F15 and helicopter got shot down |
| Fair point! From my perspective I’m trying to help someone in a shaky place in life not get fired, but he’s now displaying that he can’t take feedback, I have a meeting scheduled with him tomorrow. I’ll see how it goes |
| Guy is based |
| https://preview.redd.it/piu21gtkzzsg1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6b125f551a32c0cdd98bb8ec61f60f9f266ae9f1\n\n |
| Found a dumb ber |
| 2028, Hollywood will make a movie about the two pilots shot down in Iran, portray them as heroes. LOL. |
| The neat thing about Easter is no matter how bad he fucks things up this weekend, the market can't crash until Monday. |
| Uh no the jet pilot was rescued |
| " IT WOULD BE A “GUSHER” FOR THE WORLD??? " \n\nOhhhh awww oh fuck I just fucking threw up everywhere, its in my shoes. |
| Poor horse |
| Have they checked to see if Donnie is getting enough oxygen to his brain? |
| What would Joe Biden do |
| It’s a relative term and yes, I believe the Iranian regime is much worse. |
| We just need to know what Bondi's husband is into.... |
| I have three different colors of iroshizuku on my desk rn lol I love it. Just using a pilot metropolitan and a Kaweco brass sport right now but wanting to upgrade to something higher end after I’ve stuck with using them daily for a while. |
| The most successful militaries in history purge their most experienced officers during a war of choice |
| The regards who bought calls yesterday must be feeling real fucking dumb now. |
| Projection. This war will continue and your beloved terrorist regime occupying iran will fall. The marriage of islamists, woke leftists, and trump haters is a truly disgusting sight. Fuk off now |
| Shorsquezze raizen br |
| I dated one for a while. Got to visit and work from some fun places like Alaska for free. Her body count was like 100+, she'd even screw people on the job sometimes. Finally just drifted apart since she was a permanent nomad. |
| Unlikely we get them out in 2 weeks, so war extended to a few years if they’re captured |
| Yeah. Before the 2003 Iraq War US officials actually had meetings with UK and EU and planned it out first, got their cooperation in advance. \n\nFor this Iran debacle, EU allies weren't even informed of it. |
| Look like you never won anything in the first place |
| Banbet! SPY 630 7d |
| Dunno but probably won’t happen until after the oil shock is over. |
| This |
| WINNING! |
| ok, so we have good jobs numbers mostly based in healthcare. this probably means no rate cuts this year, and creates a possibility of one last hike in a month before Warsh takes over. but then Medicaid cuts take effect in July, so those jobs that would have justified the Fed's policy are going to get nuked. it's such an obvious cliff that I wouldn't be surprised if they canceled or at least revised the Medicaid cuts, but that not only assumes that they would be willing to do it, but that the money is even there anymore |
| The generals that were against operation "get shot down to give us an excuse to put boots on ground". |
| Qatar, they are a usa ally country. Their coverage of middle east and europe news is not that bad. |
| At least in this scenario I can cover my short Sunday night. |
| Kind of bored of Iran. Can we go back to yelling about trans furries |
| Aw man you're about to learn some hard lessons about how the real world works |
| strategy: sell PCS on weekly basis (but sometimes I sell a bit earlier in the week prior if I see a nice entry point). Expiry will always be Friday (or if markets are close that day, Thursday like this week)\n\nNo stop loss\n\nAlways hold to expiry\n\nGenerally depends on my mood. If i am feeling sad, I only throw in a few contracts. If I am feeling happy I throw in a lot more. If i am feeling angry or revenge trading i throw in A LOT\n\n |
| Pete Hegseth should be sent on horseback in authentic crusader gear to rescue the downed pilots \n\nWe can like put a parachute on him and the horse. |
| "We gonna fuck that whoremuz in her tight little strait and make an oily gusher". - Donnie |
| This war is going to be bigger that Vietnam. Im 100% sure whole stock market will drop by 50-60% when USA finally invades Iran. |
| So fighter jet and rescue helecopter shot down?\n\nCompletely Complete war i guess. |
| Am I regarded? Did something already happen, vibes in here are very berish |
| Yeah, this is one of my news sources since the war. WSB's news hounds work pretty fast lol. Just never trust the analasys of these degens. |
| Oh nice, that Tomoe River paper really lets inks shine. I spent years using Pilot G2s and then Reddit decided I needed to see the fountain pens sub lol. If you use fountain pens btw Iroshizuku ink is subtle but has a great flow |
| Why not over 9000 |
| Fuck em, let them sacrifice their retirements for the cause lmao |
| When you short individual companies you're at greater risk of something retarded happening |
| My monkey brain thinks these two+ (+, assuming we are adding the heli crew) were the sacrificial lambs to give them the excuse to go in. |
| [https://www.reddit.com/r/worldnews/comments/1sbgx1z/us\_rescue\_helicopter\_reportedly\_hit\_by\_projectile/](https://www.reddit.com/r/worldnews/comments/1sbgx1z/us_rescue_helicopter_reportedly_hit_by_projectile/) Source seems sus anyway, i would wait for confirmation. |
| Billions given to the terrorist regime by obama to grow their terrorists and fund oct 7, enrich uranium to 60% for bombs and work on icbms and kill tens of thousdans of their own citizens? I agree. Can't argue with concrete minds. |
| Bought some at 200 and will continue to load, it’s a great pick |
| Russia lost 29 soldiers in a crash this week, lost another jet today\n\nYeah this is WW3 |
| Ever since the war started, this is the way. Most days, gap down overnight and relentless buying all day. |
| You have to ask the current sitting pres and cabinet this question.\n\nPosting fake job growth numbers isn’t exactly helping the economy |
| How did they lose exactly? |
| A fighter jet down isn't big news |
| Don't worry, just more market manipulation |
| Press X to doubt |
| Fog of war baby! |
| I also am heavily into LEU, but I diversify lol. |
| Iran kills 30k of its own citizens, mostly young people, and they are not the bad guys??\n\nGTFOH |
| All this happening after firing top US generals yesterday makes a lot of sense |
| So funny that ppl wouldn’t short specific tech stocks rn like meta, msft, avgo, nvda, goog etc because they’re “undervalued”but will short index |
| >”With a little more time, we can easily OPEN THE HORMUZ STRAIT, TAKE THE OIL,& MAKE A FORTUNE," Trump said in a post on Truth Social.\n\nWe are unprecedented levels of cooked as a nation. |
| Crazy we transitioned our economy to be able to do a huge % of work remotely making life better for everyone, but middle managers couldn’t get an erection without a captive audience so hybrid and remote work getting harder to find lol. |
| Israel is a tiny country that prioritizes where it sends its troops. There is no reason to risk troops in Iran for no objective war goal that cannot be completed via air supremacy, especially when the war in Lebanon has very readily achievable objectives.\n\nI don't understand what you want - are you upset that more Israelis aren't dying? |
| Your GFs OF account is pretty decent |
| Gallipoli but with drones. See if this sounds at all familiar.\n\n"Winston Churchill, then at the Admiralty, sought to help Russia with an attack on the Gallipoli peninsula that aimed to gain control of the Dardanelles straits that separated Asia and Europe. This, it was boasted, would remove one of the allies ‘propping up’ Germany,"\n\n"Finally Britain did not have sufficient munitions for her own armies. Britain had to fight the war as it was; not how visionaries dreamt it might be. German armies were deep in France, and Britain could not just abandon her ally to her fate."\n\n"The British Army of 1915 was not yet ready for war. There were not enough guns or shells for the Gallipoli campaign to have any chance against Turkish troops once they were well dug in, with barbed wire, machine guns and artillery."\n\n"Taken as a whole, his schemes were utterly unrealistic. Everything had to go right, but his plans demanded incredible feats of heroism, raw troops would have to perform"\n\n"Faint hearts and feeble wills seemed for a while to succeed in making vain the sacrifices of Anzac, Helles and Suvla. Only the dead men stuck it out to the last." |
| Http://www.Onlyfans.com/bryonnoem |
| Will Wendys remain open without you? |
| Yea the regime blowing up schools and bridges are the good guys. |
| Yup. They are so ready for them on Kharg. It will be ugly if they try to take it. Lots of loss of life. |
| Did you primarily trade in the morning and stop? |
| Downvotes count as interactions so that might be doing more harm that good. The platform is just intentionally bad. |
| This place doesn't always get the news right, but goddamn does it get news fast |
| Lmao really? Share source plz |
| 1 pilot down and its a big news... meanwhile in Ukraine.. how many SU pilots are already shot down without even the Russian giving much attention.. lol |
| lol |
| Where do you guys think Gold pumps to? |
| If you think nursing in a skilled nursing facility is babysitting, go and try to survive one shift. They are criminal understaffed in the United States to the point where it's basically legalized negligence imo. |
| Boomers will buy stocks on Monday to show their patriotic support for America. SPY up 3% after futures down 4% overnight |
| Congrats and fuck you, I did the same as you but lost 40K 🤣🤣🤮🤮 |
| Remember, OP: when one door closes, another door opens…behind Wendy’s. |
| Ahhhhhh, it showed that for a day or two this week. Hasn’t matter of factly shown that as the truth ongoing. |
| Anyone got any good OF model recommendations? My GF discovered my RH account and it is uh not going great |
| Logistics and manpower ultimately win wars\n\n \nWe used to be great at both, but this is a whole new beast |
| Yeah I hope I can restrain myself and stay mostly cash for a bit. A lot of accounts on here got blown to shit this week from all this foolery |
| 1.5T for defense, 1.5T for offense, probably. |
| Is it really good news when they are lying? |
| Must be a coincidence |
| The dude calling the shots has openly said he thinks enlisted are suckers and losers and that he prefers his war hero’s not be captured lol he ain’t give a fuck |
| Maybe send something slower and less stealth like a cesna to rescue the helicopter pilots |
| Wait all the revisions past five months are negative? |
| Market is amazing if you want to wipe asses for minimum wage |
| 🥰 |
| How does everything happen when the markets closed? |
| Don't trust these numbers at all. |
| A bit convoluted my earlier reply. \n\nIf you’re right and credit spreads blow out, that will likely also be accompanied by lower absolute interest rates, which will muddy your trade bc the latter is working against the former when you are short HYG. |
| So now it’s actually a distance thing, instead of it being about them being busy in Lebanon like you said before? |
| 🙋 |
| I think they're saying the BLS is not trying to hide the fact that Trump is forcing them to cook the books. So, they do what he wants, but then they correct it back. That seems pretty reasonable to me because the BLS was never really *that* far off. They are way, way off nowadays, and their initial estimates are always absurdly high. |
| debt to gdp in the eurozone is like 90%, we´re like 110%, differnce is that every single printed USD is backed by big guns worth more than the printed bucks, also, we´re a single economy not a mix of dozens, also, the eurozone is ocupied by us... euro aint replacing shit... yuan is the most manipulated currency on the planet, people may trade in yuan but they ain´t keeping it as reserves... brazil, india and south africa are shitholes economically speaking , no one is using remimbris as reserve man... don´t get me started on the practicality of gold 🙂 I mean, all empires fall, but I´m not seeing this changing in most of our lifeteimes significantly, maybe some trade goes to local currencies, but not as reserves ... |
| The revisions next month are gonna be wild. |
| This is going to be the first war since WW1 where the U.S. military experiences substantial logistics issues. \n\nCalling it right now. \n\nAin’t gonna be no Burger King on Kharg Island. |
| So they hit the plane and now the rescue helicopter too lmao, "war is won" |
| Some people thrive off that. Not saying it whats I want, but to each their own. Your "shit life" statement is subjective |
| Theres no privacy in space lil bro |
| My monkey brain thinks that having hostages would prevent the US from going all in on Iran and obliterating it to the "stone age" |
| How else do you want a downed pilot/navigator to be picked up? |
| Markets bored of being down spy 680 Monday |
| Thanks, that means a lot |
| Dude didn't know the market wouldn't be open on Friday and probably would have made it if he waited till Monday. |
| Source is Iranian media. As reported by Al Jazeera |
| Taco for No New Wars but needs $1.5 T for defense. Makes a lot of sense |
| Seems at worst a case of "don't go kill innocents in the defence of people who molest children" hardly rises to awful. It's also a volunteer army, so they choose to either go to export shitty American imperialism or just wanted to kill innocents. |
| cya |
| Never do anything halfway |
| Shalom, achi |
| Godspeed regard, I'm still holding my $280 cost basis $TMF |
| So you're a healthy person? |
| Trump probably demanded they go get them. He has a very different view of the situation on the ground there:\n\n>They have no anti-aircraft equipment. Their radar is 100% annihilated.\n\n-Trump's April Fools address |
| Do you realize that Lebanon is a tiny country that borders Israel, while Iran is a gigantic country that is a 6 hour flight from Israel? Or are you unaware of geography? |
| https://preview.redd.it/a7iphsutxzsg1.jpeg?width=768&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=59e73b0c4f37ba3f5b1f6cfcd1755b6ed19a94f2\n\nHilarious now that economic data releases are being driven by the administration. Lots of "oh wait, things are totally great! Forget what you heard last month" |
| Bad, that's two less NKE customers and they can't afford to lose any right now |
| Salaam, echi |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/ADynes made a bet that RIVN would go to 15.8634 within **1 week** when it was 15.108 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 12 wins and 10 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| He WANTS to hire the most corrupt people. He fired Bondi because she has not been good enough at being more corrupt and not good enough at hiding the mengo evidence of being a pedo. |
| "Good" Friday. Damn Jesus you hilarious mayne. |
| If you place yourself into an observational perspective... this is exactly how the current leaders want society\n\n\nBroadly looking at it you have the news distracting and lying, creating chaos at every angle so no ones focused on one goal or problem together, its all spread out methodically using buzzwords and nonsense to confuse people further. \n\n\nthen at society's standpoint there are people like you, disgusted by what the world has become at each headline, kinda blown back by it all not knowing what to think. \n\n\nThen theres the other part of society like your mom who only hear part of something and create a panic internally, and sometimes even externally. \n\n\nAll this to keep money flowing into the hands of the rich. |
| Is hitting yourself in the nuts with a hammer good or bad for your vibe? |
| Congrats friend! How much are you up these past 3 weeks? |
| Dunno, many probably had 2? Definitely averaged over 1, as do all Americans on average. |
| Hard to believe the numbers after they fired people who gave "bad" numbers. |
| Source: NYTs |
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| Threw LEU through a tiil real quick - here's the short version. Balance sheet is actually solid. Net cash, current ratio of 5.6x, interest coverage above most energy peers. Real cushion there. Cash flow is the weird part though. They've been buying back $524M worth of stock on \~$31M of free cash flow. That's 1,600%+ of FCF returned to shareholders. Coming out of reserves, which works until it doesn't. Moat scores "developing" - not wide. The sticky revenue makes sense given long-term enrichment contracts, but margins are below the peer median and capital efficiency is weak. What I found interesting: over 3 years they've quietly shifted from growth to margin + balance sheet. Profitability up 32 pts, safety up 19 pts, growth down 11. Discipline or constraint - hard to tell. Uranium tailwinds are legit. Just watch the cash flow math before going full port |
| what's your strategy? You sell these options how many days till expiration? What indicators do you use when entering a trade? What deltas? How Does VIX level affect the strikes you sell? What's your stoploss? Do you hold them till expiration or close them out at certain profit %? |
| Cooked but still bullish. |
| the admin gotta be trolling atp, didnt they want rate cuts? isnt incredible job numbers counterproductive? 😂 |
| THOSE GIRLS NEVER SHOULD HAVE BEEN BORN IN IRAN! |
| Anyone else running ITM puts for CPI?. |
| Everything is just gemini |
| So anybody got a decent full time job lately?\n\nData is cooked. Honestly I think there is only 100 decent jobs.\n\nGovernment can lie about Iran, what makes you think they will be honest on job market. |
| What do you mean? You didn’t run. He ran. |
| HERAN |
| When shameless ambition is one of, if not the, core job requirements you essentially ensure an environment where every single one of your co-workers would flatten you with a steamroller if it got them an inch closer to the HBIC |
| How many citizenships did they have? 🤫 |
| F15 pilot situation good or bad for the economy? |
| Reclaiming my 2025 losses would be insane, I basically worked for free last year. |
| So they can’t send troops to Iran because they’re already in a war with Lebanon? \n\nBut they can send troops to Lebanon, even though they’re already in the war with Iran?\n\nCool story bro. |
| why? |
| 55% of Israeli's originate from Arab countries, as they were actually ethnically cleansed in the early 1900s by said arab states, unlike Arabs from israel, who currently make up 20% of Israeli citizens. Fun fact, there are more Arab Israelis than Jews in every Arab country combined.... by 20x. \n\nKeep up with the antisemitic tropes though. I'm sure you would have loved the Jews who escaped Poland to have stayed and been industrially slaughtered by your ancestors. |
| Why? I got WSB for free |
| Rather just buy long dated calls if I think it's going up, convert to shares if I'm right |
| So after the big expiry on 20 March we had a brief period where the market was able to move more organically. That is now over as MMs have re-pinned to new expiries and it will take complete Armageddon or the return of Jesus to break the pinned range.\n\n\nIf you want somewhat organic trading you have to look outside of America, where markets are not an options conveyor belt. |
| pilot was captured by Iran or he is still on the run? |
| So much winning and it ain’t stopping anytime soon 🤩 |
| Tbh Bombing the girls school was a lot more awful imo |
| His #1 criteria isn't exactly competence. Its either hotness, or sycophantic skills. |
| chatgpt ass story |
| The squeegee won’t squeeg itself |
| A6 Hibino Free Diary and a A5 Midori MD, both grid lined. Highly recommend both. |
| What’s the number to NASA customer support? One of their idiots on Artemis II just a took a picture of me jacking off and posted it online without my consent |
| says here they rescued them? must have been a furry for them to give him up so fast |
| if I had to compare US-Iran War with historical wars, war of 1812 would be a close one.\n\nIran is the US in that Historical Allegory. \nIsrael is Spanish West Florida in that historical allegory. \nThe US is the UK in that historical allegory . |
| Diversification is for people who like sleeping at night. Guess bro doesn’t need sleep. |
| Limit down Monday, 🏳️🌈🐻 got blown out by yesterday's mega reversal but we will win the war unless market has another completely regarded pump which honestly is more likely than not considering how I've been consistently wrong recently. |
| No bro, those were good vibes bombs they dropped on the kids school, they were just helping on February 28, 2026, when a big hug and good vibes hit the Shajareh Tayyebeh girls' elementary school in Minab, Iran. Reports indicate this cheered up over 100 children. |
| If an angry mob get to them they are fucked, if IRGC troops find them I expect them to be treated well, it is a powerful leverage for propaganda and negotiations, more cards for Iran, much more valuable alive than dead. |
| The Kash and Carry guy? |
| You will reap it son. Supporting Iran in any way is the same as supporting Nazi Germany you swine pig. |
| 3 days of it |
| How many shares bro |
| I have nearly 7 figures in the stock, I’m with you. Rivian is the real deal and will be a cause for a massive panic sell in Tesla later this year. |
| I thought I might have been too bold with a strike of 646, but the news about the downed jet (and now helicopter?) does sound like enough for a drop that low. Monday is a while away, but I can't think of what will soothe things. Expecting angry mango tweets and some kind of military response. |
| You get used to it. |
| Regret selling my USO calls but profit is profit |
| We're past cooking the numbers, these are burnt and crispy |
| There are levels and bad and personally I don’t feel we are the bad guys relative to the Iranian regime. |
| 🥭 can’t seem to hire any qualified staff, your firing all your own hires a year in. \n\nHow does he consistently hire the most corrupt, incompetent people in the world. \n\nJpow needs to change all the passwords at the fed reserve on his way out lol. |
| The Minneapolis Fed President looks like that bald Egyptian guy in The Mummy, change my mind! |
| Thanks for the laugh LOL |
| Lmao try downloading the WSJ |
| Go back to Poland |
| what's so funny about the tri state area |
| This pilot situation is awful. All of this entirely preventable |
| Wut |
| The brain rot lol. \n\nIsrael is freeing Palestine from their elected terorrist government. You're welcome! |
| Inflation will do that for you |
| I think chud is the word you are looking for instead of nerd |
| Well lets start hard…. Being responsible is responsibility for your own actions. If you don’t LERN how to BE RESPONSIBLE don’t touch it. Especially when it comes to Health, Money, Relationships… it is a hard lesson for being lazy and uneducated wishing for MIRACLE happening itself. ✨ Please guys never do it again especially now with all Ai tools 🧰! Now the good point: You know the Pain the feeling of Growth… now is your time! The foundation is rock 🪨 solid bottom hard! Even if you think you reached the lowest level think like this: “this is a solid platform to bounce back”! Now Is Your Time! Get a job… get your life back! This was just a silly but solid lesson!!! 🔥🔥🔥 be like Rambo! Fight the way back! |
| I’m buying as well and it’s already a large part of my portfolio |
| How about hikes? |
| People clowning in you, but you saved $18 in fees! That's enough for a wendys lunch! |
| I never understand those fools that play ODTEs isn’t an addiction to blow up your account ? |
| Iran shot down a high speed jet fighter, so we immediately sent in a low flying show moving helicopter? What did they think was going to happen? |
| Thank you i didn't consider that. I will buy more insurance coverage from UNH as well |
| Its seems that inflation now also affects the job numbers |
| We achieved better results with diplomacy, yes it is pointless \n\nNot going to agree with you lol |
| Bibi that you bro? |
| market has shown that oil is not a factor |
| Free PALESTINE 🇵🇸 |
| Obama's fault |
| The day has 24 hours, bet you can fit in another one |
| I just woke up after sleeping for 15 hours straight since no work today. It’s criminal how much energy work takes out of you |
| Ive played this one since April last year and I could have made a shit ton of money but it swung so crazy every day that i lost day trading it. This is my second chance to make it again at this price and just hold. Good play! |
| What paper/notebooks are you using? |
| That's the equivalent of a 1 million reward in USA |
| Sending in a helicopter to find a downed jet fighter is the kind of dumb move you would expect from someone who randomly fires top generals. |
| Should have just taken the panama canal or parked an aircraft carrier in the suez |
| Most of you don't own a dog house and it shows |
| Nah bro, fuck you and fuck Israel |
| Good job numbers = no interest rates cuts. Indexes may price in zero cuts this year. |
| 1/11000 is not deterrence |
| man I feel so weird hearing this news. like it makes me upset to hear about US service members being killed/injured/captured, but am I actually supposed to be angry with Iran for shooting at the helicopter of a hostile invading force? we're the fucking bad guys and I hate it |
| Damn its crazy I get my war news from this place |
| My point is no one can really "understand" the market, that's not what makes good traders. They get burned all the time too, the difference is they keep burns to a minimum with proper risk management. They also wait and seek out distinct opportunities instead of trading every chance they get. |
| do you know what percentage 1 of 11000 is? I know you don't because you're clearly an idiot |
| Tons of retards here called it |
| Haha bros mad his about to see dead Jarheads on CNN, thats tough but no crying in the casino etc. etc. |
| Who needs 5 star generals when you have Pete Hegseth |
| She probably bought puts |
| Absolutely. Theta got you |
| we gotta ask a professor of logic what it means if a waman doesn´t own a dog house |
| someone always predicted it. they just get ignored until they're right then they never shut up about it |
| Don’t forget some knee pads to hedge against sore knees at Wendy’s |
| Oil is going to go up so much it won’t even matter anymore |
| You only lose if you sell. |
| I completely understand 🥭. LIfe is hard when you expect everyone to suck your dick but they don't |
| Is f15 pilot had some stuff to say of yall didn’t see… the dodge charger wasn’t worth it and he wasn’t ever gonna goto free college he just wanted the 100% tax free disability others got |
| Nah |
| source: aljizzera |
| HYG JNK LQD def have a bit of noise in them given they are instruments for the big banks to quickly offset risk when they broker the underlying bonds. Basically these etfs have become massive hedging instruments for the big banks. \n\nWith that said I’d look to go out longer. I don’t pretend I know how to time this trade so I went out longer maturity while writing shorter dated calls against it for carry. Term premium as you go out lessens as well. \n\nOne thing about shorting these credit ETFs is your also taking on interest rate risk. Your betting not only spreads widening but also yields going higher. So the latter isn’t ideal if you think UsT yields going to drop. \n\nAll these tech/ai layoffs that have happened over the past couple months won’t show up in nfp or weekly claims until prob May June at the earliest. These employees who are laid off are still taking severance and on garden leave for a few months so they cannot apply for UE benefits. \n\nTLDR I like the trade but go out more than 3m. And may consider being long tlt as well to somewhat offset your built in short rates/higher yield bias when you short HYG |
| LOL |
| Iran unknowingly sealed their fate when they demonstrated to Trump that whoever controls the strait can levy taxes on foreign goods |
| Somehow I bet I still lose money today |
| Was actually thinking about reopening a position in POET because of all this. It’s super volatile and regarded but could be worth another flier as the tech space gets more derisked |
| That low finder’s fee amount is frankly insulting to our pilots |
| I still open tos, fuck the market, I'm regarded. |
| You gotta be fucking kidding me |
| Iran shot down a chopper after markets closed how nice of them |
| If they ever stop making the mechanical pencils I like I'm going to be so mad like 10 years later when my stockpile runs out |
| Less than 47, and those less than 47 were not chilling at a music festival, and those less than 47 were not murdered, raped, enslaved and held hostage for 2 years. |
| Boots, wings, fuselage, turbines on the ground |
| Got no clue what to invest in except NVDA bro |
| CCP and Qatari sources rip |
| But does the market really believe that narrative though? |
| With or without the 30k jobs canceled by Oracle? |
| Oil is going to be crazy Monday |
| That's an interesting idea. Give some attractive tax breaks for setting up a sole proprietorship producing whatever, as long as it fits into certain desired product classes. Or even set up some incentive programs for sole proprietor scrapping/recycling businesses. Lots of copper and other semiprecious/precious metals make it into landfills and scrapping is viewed (at least here) as a loser profession. |
| This going to be all Iran again? And mostly posted by zit faced, white, fat and 28 year old college educated idiots? Fuck. I hope not |
| Reclaimed all of my 2025 losses already. Now it’s time to get my 2024 losses back! |
| Iran shot down a U.S helicopter that was searching for the missing pilot of the F15\n\nSource : Aljazeera |
| I can't comment on preparations but it is definitely not pointless. |
| Won't matter when Iran starts posting pictures of dead or captured Amerifats which is looking more likely by the second. |
| The pop was in response to news that Iran and Oman were drafting a proposal to control traffic through the Strait. No idea why this story moved the market so much. This market has repeatedly moved in ways that make no sense to me. I think it's futile to trade this news driven market. \nHow can anyone be confident that the Strait will open up quickly enough to prevent an oil price shock? I wouldn't want to bet heavily on any outcome. |
| It reminds me of when Israeli officials said anyone in the ME who shoots their planes down would be punished. It's the logic of war and brutality. |
| I know reading is tough for you, but again, Israel has been at war with Iran for over 20 years during which time Iran has sent tens of thousands of missiles into Israel. Iran has a doom clock for Israel in its time square (well, did, until Israel hilariously blew it up during the 12 day war). |
| Brah, I’m not the one tolerating dead weights and whining about it on the internet.\n\nYou do you, but mediocracy is contagious. I would’ve dropped immediately when it became clear that he doesn’t take feedback. Spread his duties out and pay a few temporary bonuses as you look for a replacement. |
| So in the past 6 years we've had a pandemic, tarrifs and 2 'superpowers' failing to overtake a country. Fun |
| Mid |
| Thinking of buying a bike to hedge against oil |
| No, it’s just dedication to the game. The game of losing money. All the greats have it. |
| Iran would down a jet right after that useless speech |
| >Iranian television has also announced that they are offering 10 billion tomans (**$64,102**) for anyone who can find the pilots |
| They don’t have me collecting my own shit for fertilizer… *yet* |
| The update post of the guy saying he's homeless with his cats after burning 250k on options is crazy.\n\n\nOptions are to take a small amount of money and flip it into a larger amount of money, and then lose it all again. \n\n\nIts about the dance and the journey. smh, some people don't get it |
| Good day to be an astronaut |
| I’m in that zone where I’m overweight for a European but anorexic for an American |
| North Korea's population is actually united |
| ☑️ |
| It’s Friyay guys I already am at the gym and jerked it |
| Would get gnarly ulcers from that lol |
| They love to talk about how the poors don't want to work and yet these rich wall street fucks close the casino while the rest of us still have to go to work! SMH! |
| lmao 0 chance this hits |
| And how many Americans have Israelis killed? |
| How many job reports can they lie about and then retroactively change to an even lower number before its labled fraud |
| Imagine buying stocks at this point |
| well at least its green |
| Between the tariffs and this oil fiasco, a PS5 gonna be like $3000 holiday time lmao |
| I'm jewish, but just so you know, Goy just means "nation" in hebrew. Jews are called Goy Kodesh in the bible. There is no deragatory meaning to it other from antisemites who try to make up stories about Jews believing other people are lesser, who also don't understand when Jews say "chosen people" they mean chosen to do G-d's mitzahs, which are literally commandments. There is no concept of hell in Judaism and non-jews are explicitely not required to keep the jewish commandments. \n\nMaybe you should look into picking up a book before repeating tiktok tropes at jews. |
| This is why i held puts over the weekend |
| I didn't think we will put boots on the ground but if they kill the pilots, the public sentiment in the usa will shift and Iran will get glassed. I don't think they are that stupid, but who knows. |
| It’s really pointless to make any market predictions until about 5:55p on Sunday…. |
| hey Alexa can you die from snorting ibuprofen |
| You are an idiot |
| They've downed lots of planes already, you're unaware AF |
| this weekend's about to be a shitshow which should mean deep red futes Monday AM. luckily we're gonna get another "war is almost over" tweet or "unconfirmed report" of Iran surrendering right before open |
| Deliveries for the year? |
| I’ll be honest. I forgot the market was closed today |
| US aircraft was shot down. “Deescalation” totally |
| You should get a serious tax break for setting up this kind of shop here. Kind of like the no tax on tips rule or something. Encourage domestic production. We need to be able to make stuff in this country. But our legislators are distracted ... |
| I already have 3 |
| What's the difference between US and North Korea?\n\nIt's the same picture. |
| Fuck you |
| My strangles are doing so well today! |
| Who gives a shit mate? Its a volunteer army and they are not children. They made the choice to go slaughter civilians for Donald Trump of all people, absolutely vile. Maj Jeffrey R. O'Brien etc. friend of the kid fiddlers. |
| I wanna fucken SNORT something |
| Look I won't pretend to have the answers, but I can tell you that trading logically does not necessarily equal success. There are so many other factors behind the scenes, whether it be MM's influencing the market to make money from people's calls/puts, MM's pumping and dumping for whatever reason, MM's possibly even working with the Treasury to prop markets up, or MM's pumping the market to use you as exit liquidity to get out of risky positions, who knows man. I'm just smart enough to know that I don't know, and that trading on common sense does not equal gains, unless you get lucky, like the ol' broken clock being right now and then. You're better off just trying to follow patterns in general, getting in and out for a quick gain, or going very long on stocks you're convicted in. |
| guy flying in plane bombing everyone suddenly a family man |
| The 3000 years of conflict and British empire having nothing to do with it, I’m sure |
| just get another job |
| Bye |
| Diesel near me at $6.80 (converted to USD/gal). |
| lol that’s a funny |
| That’s why you got a side piece |
| I grew up playing minesweeper which makes me much more qualified to clear them than any Keggie appointee |
| almost as if they haven't planned it intentionally.. |
| Add some Post-its and the Zebra PM-701 marker to your load out. |
| East St. Louis wishes |
| Have you seen the YTD graphs of people here? |
| Lol |
| you can thank the United States of Israel for that! |
| Every business owner I've spoken to has talked about how they've had to lay off people to make ends meet.\n\n\nI started seeing sign spinners again which is reminiscent of the recession when that started getting popular. Once the economy was chugging along, places didn't need them and they disappeared. |
| They’ve been printing after last few earnings and that was before the nvidia investment. Been watching them for a bit and wish I got in sooner. Started getting calls once things cooled after last month’s earnings. I’m up 60% on my 8/21/26 $100Cs and 35% on 1/27 $110Cs. May trim a few at a target price but planning to hold most at least through their next earnings in May (unless seems to be too priced in by that point). That said, your post means I’m prob cooked |
| Any survivors of downed aircraft better hope they don’t survive. I’ve heard about what they do to their own people and let’s just say they get very creative. |
| I never knew, that‘s pretty nice and tolerant for their standards considering the whole Hijab debacle. |
| Jeez bro get that Israeli cok out your mouth |
| Yes, Einstein. Point is mengo has been bragging about all their air defenses being destroyed and that opening the strait will be easy. Get it? No? Probably not. |
| We can't refine all of our oil. We sell crude oil and buy refined oil\n\nAlso, it may seem like an overreach\n\nAlso, it is still a free market and these companies may just sell the oil at market prices anyway to only US buyers |
| If they are busy, maybe don’t start a war then? |
| Oof. I agree with you but you don't know how they felt about what they were doing while serving their country. |
| Almost comparable to East St Louis |
| Iran backed terrorists from Gaza took or killed 47 American citizens on October 7th. |
| man blowing up and seizing ships thinks freedom of navigation is now important |
| I'm sure these were the only trades he's done in awhile. |
| I have |
| Wait no, I sold those yesterday. |
| Also they said they wouldn’t put any soldiers on the ground if we did. Why are we backing the country, why do we gain from them |
| The market is just looking through the conflict. Everyone wants to be early to buy an “inevitable” rip after a major correction. If anything is going to make the market plunge, it’s going to be bad bank earnings or bad teach earnings. Market is saying “prove it” when it comes to a durable oil shock 🤷\n |
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| Got hella puts |
| Why is Iran so rude? Its just a military operation... |
| No. We’re a god loving Christian country that waged a holy war… so no religion involved at all |
| If you see LUCK on the board. You know mofos are bitching about losing money and having no luck. Aint never seen a rich dude admit they got lucky |
| I agree but the bigger issue here is that it contradicts the narrative being presented by the administration. Said this would be a short operation and their defenses were all destroyed. That is clearly bullshit. |
| Israeli troops are currently prepping to invade lebanon, who has been launching missiles at civilians for 2 years now. Israeli Jews are conscripted into military service - you can have issues with Israel, but your issues shouldn't be that they don't risk their own soldiers. |
| Just admit you're upset and move on. It's not good for you to hold onto a loss like this. Nobody cares or will look back on this, don't worry. Its just reddit. Your secret is safe with me.\n\nAlso, if you're a regular on 'murderbywords' how are you so bad at bantering? You'd think some of the reading would help you at least steal some good zingers over time, jeez. |
| Do you know how long it takes to go through that many excel spreadsheets to cook the books? |
| Yeah but they only need one for deterrence. 1 / 11,000 for a fighter jet means an oil tanker is toast. |
| Israel can do whatever they want.. that’s their war why are we getting involved |
| US is North Korea now |
| Pretty sure there is more to go |
| Holy gas prices FUCK\n\n5.50$ in Miami |
| I tried reinstalling too |
| I saw you sell these for 5$ profit each, I'd call you crazy but I've done worse |
| honestly 😂 fuckin retards |
| He heard they have gushers and wants to go have a look for himself |
| Idk I’m beginning to think the Middle East just isn’t a very chill place dude |
| "There's no need to worry. Tom Cruise escaped before and I'm sure he'll do it again. Thank you for your attention to this matter!" |
| Shouldn't have went to the other side of the world for a bit of war crimes then hey? \n\nLet alone doing it in vanguard of the Jeffy Epstien Army, if they die they will be remembered as going out defending dudes who rape kids. |
| Is anyone else in MU |
| Interesting perspective king🙏 |
| Where are the Israeli marines then? |
| You don’t get pens because you write like shit.\n\nPharmacy couldn’t tell the difference between my nephews dinosaur drawing and my viagara script |
| Everyone boo this man |
| and btc dump |
| cuz it's the first one. The later ones won't be much of a news |
| Mannnnnn\n\nI know the market is closed and I still checked\n\nFool me once, shame on you\n\nFool me... I can't get fooled again |
| At least in our our theocratic hellhole titties and the female form is still embraced lol |
| how ironic it is for a 3 day weekend and for this shit pop off when the market is closed is actually crazy. |
| No not really I’ve already accepted I’m a terrible terrible trader dw |
| thats it 🥭 has had enough.\nrumor it hes going to iran himself to end this war once and for all |
| tfw the recruiter said FIGHT ISRAEL so you signed up but he _really_ said FIGHT **FOR** ISRAEL |
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| In the name of the bull, the bear, and the margin call - CANT WIN |
| !banbet SPY 550 2w |
| Launch missiles at civilians and displace the entire north of Israel for over 2 years. |
| but, technically we didn’t declare war. . . |
| Or a Douglas Bader tribute act |
| cuz mr.T said they have no weapons anymore. they are throwing stones into the sky |
| The beauty is it's one of those hobbies where there probably a dozen different specialisation paths you can go down. |
| Seems pretty good for Iran? |
| bro there's been like 11k sorties and they hit one plane lmao |
| Correct, which is why Israel is justified in attacking Iran, who has been arming terrorist organization for more than 20 years and sent over 20K missiles into Israel during that timeframe. |
| Not Amerifats, that for fucking sure. |
| Only for nothing to happen, and monday spy opens +0.1% |
| Maybe scoop some 🌽 |
| Wink wink. We BELIEVE you… |
| Bitches be bad |
| Very nice work. Congratulations 👏👏👏 Keep going!!! |
| Because it goes against the narrative they want to sell. War over soon everything’s gonna be fine. Boots on the ground to rescue a pilot could literally crash the stock market by dissolving the narrative. |
| Yeahhhhhh, if they can shoot down a jet fighter with anti missile technology I’m pretty sure they can prevent the strait from being open forever. |
| Half the people on my street are doctors, bankers, and dentists. The other half are contractors and linemen. Solid job I wish I had known about before spending a decade extra in school. |
| I think it’s because 🥭 and Hegseth raved about having complete control of the skies. Today thats been lost so Iran are saying if you want to get us now you’ll have to come into their terrain. It’s an inflection point |
| I agree it looks fun but I'm convinced everyone with a home cnc mill is more into the machine and shop work than the actual shit they could be making with it |
| Because that's a fucking person. Two people in that plane. They have families. And they're now in enemy territory. |
| He could negotiate…….. |
| Lmao you think you can *understand* the market and never get burned? |
| Apologies I'm located in USA thought it was usd so I apologize. 1m korean won is about 650ish in usd for example, so we might not be far off. Again, I'm sorry for making assumptions. You know what they say when you assume... makes an ASS out of U and ME. \n\nHappy toddlering! |
| Haha love the reference and insightful conclusions like this 👌🏻 |
| Leave Lebanon alone. What did they do |
| Good for her, a healthy sex life is important |
| if you declare war, the enemy is allowed to fight back. who knew |
| I'm not so sure about that. They just report from a non American/ Israeli worshipping perspective. |
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| !banbet SPY 640 76h |
| unfortunately Stocks only care about US people because that can make TACO lash out |
| Isn’t it supposed to be a Good Friday? |
| war kind of has an effect on the stock market lol |
| You are doing an excellent job |
| If you got in and made money but then the momentum stops, the trend changes and goes the other direction then that’s the end of that trade. Time to look for another |
| Because big man was boasting their defenses were annihilated 2 days ago. |
| We are now china tier levels of BS… |
| i guess owen wilson could replace gene hackman in behind enemy lines 2? |
| the USA isn't a theocratic hellhole? |
| Harder to make options in your bathtub to get a fix though |
| Just remember that the church asks for 10% of your income. ("Tithe" means one-tenth.) So, after 10 people, the church is making more than you do.\n\n |
| I hope your brother doesn't kept captured, but your mom is right to worry given who is president. We know what he thinks of soldiers... |
| At least you dont have to pay taxes this year |
| Oh, I know |
| What do you prefer? I'm not saying it's confirmed. It's according to Iran media xyz. Al Jazeera just repeating and their post does include the qualifier that it's not yet confirmed |
| In a macabre sort of way this is funny. Hope they managed to eject and escape of course. |
| That's weird because your mom loves bondage |
| Donald called up George W. “I really need to find a way to get the public’s support for a ground invasion of a country…”\n\nGeorge W. “you’re never gonna believe this but..” |
| Lebanon not now come on |
| He prefers is war heros not-captured. Suckers and losers. |
| Lol. \n\nIf you trust these numbers, you are wearing clown make up. |
| This has been happening since 2023 - https://www.cbsnews.com/amp/news/jobs-report-revision-bls-818000-fewer-jobs-what-it-means/ |
| this guy gets his intel from astrology |
| Maybe in Asia. Not the ol US of 🅱️ |
| Why is a downed USA jet in Iran big news we’re literally invading their country and they are fighting back . Lol okay |
| Telling my parents over the phone about the F-15 because we have a brother in the Air Force (he's nowhere near this yet) and because Fox News hasn't brought it up. Anyways we were talking about the missing pilot Chip Roy comes on and says "Dems are holding the country hostage with their shutdown" and my mom freaks out because all she heard was the word hostage. Jesus fucking christ lol |
| I didn’t |
| I don’t think it’s the US’s stance to reinstate the regime of the shah? \n\nShah’s son was briefly considered a possible figurehead when all of this was starting but he’s not actually like, important, and not really being considered for anything. \n\nI haven’t really heard any of these talking points, other than a more general “Iran was great before the revolution!” schtick, and honestly that talking point did more for getting US citizens to sympathize with the average Iranian than anything else. \n\nIf it was 2004 you’d have half the country, including literal elementary school children, saying we should just glass the country with nukes. Now there’s a fair amount of people who are concerned for the civilians in the country. |
| guys my robinhood is broken nothing is moving |
| I’m not actually retarded, I just pretend 24/7 |
| Pretty much all you have to do today is pick good companies Nvidia will invest billions of dollars into and sit and wait for their hand of midas to hopefully touch it |
| My latest ADHD Tism hyperfixation has been pens and planners bro. Fuck I’m getting old. Never thought I’d give a shit about the type of paper a notebook has and what pen I’m using lmao |
| You’re not answering my question though. I’m curious why you never mentioned these magical 500 shares until after the share price tanked. You only ever mentioned your 3200 core holding. Then suddenly when you lost all your unrealized gains, you’re a genius who sold unrestricted shares at 500. \n\nCould’ve picked a more believable number too dude. Sold at 500? Placed the order when share price was under 100? The exact top basically, save a couple trades >500 for a minute? No rationale either, just a lucky guess huh. \n\nFeel free to post your pre-IPO documentation and prove me wrong |
| If only Iran wasn't a theocratic hellhole I could root for them here |
| You get everyday off when you’re Unemployed and scared of J*b, like I am. |
| al jazeera is the fakest "news" site out there |
| Am yisrael chai |
| 🙏 what is broke may never lose. |
| Yup and they’re telling us short term pain for long term gain lmao\n\nHypocrites\n |
| Hahahaha is the discord just where the banished hang out? |
| Honestly at this point I think we gotta lean into this evil superpower trope a lil bit. Feels whimsical |
| Meanwhile, market:\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/pcoq9c9cuzsg1.png?width=498&format=png&auto=webp&s=5339a67e0c0dcf829d4d477dc3f044232fcbbb70 |
| Thinking of watching that Miami grand prix next month. Better than burning money on options . Don't know much about F1 . Gonna read up and shit. Might even short ferrari by the end who knows |
| So are we dumping on Monday I am holding calls? |
| Holy shit. Apparently search helicopter was hit now too. Sorry for posting about the war but I'm banned from those places for saying I don't want to die for Israel lol |
| dave ramsey would approve this message lmao |
| I think he was wondering why his face isn't on the money |
| More people bought than sold i suppose |
| Coming from aljazeera\n\nBREAKING: Iranian media is reporting that a US helicopter, on a search mission for the jet reportedly shot down in Iran, was also hit by a projectile. |
| Never forget Pam Bondi calling the market top |
| You know why numbers are so high? Because everyone has two jobs (c) |