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| Idgaf about market. I'm just here for the regarded friendship of wsb. |
| You finna be retarded |
| I still drink from her teet |
| so quiet here nowadays \n\napparently everyone is white boy maxxing / summer maxxing / euro maxxing |
| KOSPI was up big friday, probably a good sign for a monday rebound |
| Rather have that than the doctor telling you you have stage IV pancreatic cancer. A win is a win |
| In 18 years they’re going to offer people $50,000 at age 18 one time to forgo all social security at age 65, and a fuckton of people will take the cash\n\nEventually they’ll just phase it out completely once they’ve milked it for all it’s worth for their Wall Street friends |
| Yeah maybe don’t name it after a sitting president like he does with every other initiative and the masses would love something like this. It’ll get rebranded in a few years. |
| I finally dump FLO and it immediately goes up 15%. I hate investing I should have just stuffed my money under my mattress. |
| Amen |
| Thank you will call vanguard tomorrow to transfer it out |
| Native copper as well |
| 🌽 finna be $100k by end of summer? |
| Do you have your mother chew your food and spit it into your mouth as well? |
| AMC 🍿, Adam Aron plays the music from trading places on earnings calls in fact …. Ah wth you’ll see for yourselves. |
| Yep. Free $1000 |
| The account number is in the statement - click the 3 lines menu button, account statement, open a statement, read |
| There's gotta be some NFL news... \n |
| Patrick Boyle is awesome |
| 🥰 beautiful |
| Did you open one? |
| Men with receding hairlines need to stop rocking any sort of combover style. It’s the worst of all worlds. Just let it lay down, or push it up/back with product. |
| Aww lil baby finally woke up. Bum |
| It’s not yet been confirmed, but the language implies they can be converted to a Roth IRA at age 18. If so, that’s an attractive strategy to help front load an Roth IRA. Again, not yet confirmed by the IRS.\n\nAlso, brokerages seem to be setting up for direct trustee to trustee transfers. If/when that happens, I will transfer the balance to Fidelity. |
| Good luck lmao, META literally became their competitor as of last week |
| Gotta love the strong and wrong attitude here….\n\nAfter tax contributions by definition are taxed contributions. 😂😂😂 |
| Honestly who tf goes to *actually* goes to wendys |
| Markets go up, markets go down, but what really matters are the friends we make along the way |
| Coping lmao you got ratioed when everyone was already disagreeing with me |
| It’s a scam. |
| Is the squeeze in the room with us now? \n\n$7.00 - $9.40 is not a squeeze when 40% of the float is short. |
| These five words in my head - Scream, "Are we havin' fun yet?"\n\nYeah, yeah, yeah, no, no |
| Prolly not calorie deficient |
| I find the lack of development of sex robots... disturbing.\n\nWhat else do we need ai for? |
| And if the rocket does blow up? |
| Nah not yet, it'll be a minute |
| More retail into spy. Market pump |
| Did you also tell him you're active on this sub |
| My crystal ball says yes, unless semis and memory continue downwards. Sell off reaction from META news is overblown. But there is a lot of competition and this brings eyes on that so it's hard to say. CRWV been in the gutter for awhile. |
| Only going to call this a 530A account to reframe the "branding" |
| How can I transfer it to Antifa? |
| It’s actually a 530a account. Voted into law by congress |
| Do you though? Are you though? |
| Tldr? |
| I was confused on this. Contributions are after tax. And the transfer will be to traditional IRA unless you roll it over? So this is income being taxed twice? Unlike any other tax advantaged account?\n\n |
| Not that anyone cares about this in this sub- but it’s worth understanding what kind of account this is. \n\nThe account counts as assets for your kid and if they apply for student aid for college the account will be counted against their existing assets and lower the amount of financial aid they can get. \n\nWhich a 529 plan does not. You’re better off rolling the money out of this account into something better. It’s just a method for putting money into specific index funds and supporting the broader market. It has nothing to do with actually helping kids. |
| I'll be calling These only by their official name of 530A. |
| Same page. The idea of Patriot accounts were originally proposed by economists during the Obama admin. California and Connecticut instituted state-run accounts back in 2020. But here we are in 2026 and of course the current pres has to brand them after himself haha. \n\nIt's a great idea to get kids more involved in their personal finances. My fear is a bunch of teenage kids suddenly falling into thousands of dollars and wanting to blow it all in 1-2 years on stupid shit. |
| Not kink shaming but wearing a black shit is some niche lifestyle |
| It’s a cost to most taxpayers |
| Only when you withdraw |
| Bullish on your toilet |
| That is the equivalent of per capita already dude |
| Maybe. Cleveland is not winning a championship with or without Lebron. |
| Nope, they do not. You can trust me I’m a top \n1% commenter |
| Turn the machines ON |
| It’s Sunday, mate |
| Oh shit lol not another |
| Believe what you want man |
| This is necessary because, if you thought the price of everything was high now, imagine 20 years from now 🤔 |
| I wouldnt say it is over just yet |
| Someone take away this guys flair |
| Amazing investor much like the rest of our community. Huzzah! |
| Free Caribbean vacation for every child Trump account too. |
| You are wrong\n\nContributions aren’t taxed in a ROTH IRA as you are using after tax dollars.\n\nContributions to a TRADITIONAL IRA, aren’t taxed at the time of contributing, but the are taxed when you withdraw. You skirt taxes for now but you pay income taxes on contributions and gains when you withdraw |
| I had a dream like that, and then he actually died out of nowhere 6 months later |
| Pound water for now. |
| Only if you retruth his truths |
| Ahh was that why I remember gas being $1 for a little bit in 2016. I remember I paid in cash with a $10 inside and it bought me a full tank. |
| Will they take the money once your wife’s boyfriend tries to open one too? |
| Spent hours waiting for the doctor to say you’re ok. At least i know I’m ok 😔 |
| Yes! And chef's kiss for Jamie Lee Curtis Boob shot 😍 |
| > To open an account fill out form 4547\n\nOh just fuck right off |
| 20 mil subs this is quite literally normie Reddit |
| Grass is overrated and has bugs, let me back iiiiiiinnnnnnnnn |
| Wym? Its already over. |
| $1000 you can't use... |
| I don't think so. |
| Hormuz deez nuts |
| LMAO\n\nCoping much hidden bitch? |
| Up 3k for the week down 74.00 for the day currently. You sure you're doing math correctly? |
| Racist |
| tomorrow is gonna be a good day |
| Or the $2000 CTC |
| Countdown: 121 days till midterms. |
| can someone’s crystal ball tell me if nebius is recovering this week? has to be this week |
| People are starting to talk about... soccer. *[gags]* |
| It was on accident i swear |
| The squeeze already happened. This isnt a gamestop type of situation. |
| Lowlife like Albert Camus |
| That looks like shit |
| $WEN 7/17 $10c RIDE OR DIE |
| Never had to what?\n\nNEVER HAD TO WHAT? |
| starting? |
| They’re waiting respectfully for the Ayatollah to be buried |
| John Oliver's take down of these companies was brutal. |
| absolute bullshit, you wrote that first comment with AI |
| "The contributions are never taxed in a Traditional IRA" |
| Says here you only comment on weekends |
| Why don't you guys talk about IREN anymore? |
| Yes, same for WNBA |
| That is pretty gay tbh. if you read at all seeing the u in different words isn't that weird. easy mistake. |
| You've been freed |
| This isn’t true. The contributions are tax free, the gains are taxed as ordinary income when withdrawal. The key point is you can convert it into a Roth IRA when they turn 18 and pay minimal taxes on the gains |
| So the government is subsidizing your quarter million plus in child care cost til 18 with 1000 trumpbux |
| >No ~~crying~~dying in the casino, sir\n\nFTFY |
| Nope, you’ve bettered yourself |
| Looks like I’m a normie again 🥰 |
| Once Upon a Crime (1992). Starring John Candy as well, and directed by Eugene Levy |
| That is the default. You can switch it. But I think it is like a 401k with a finite list of options |
| So you think we got another 250 years left? |
| Imma about to make sum mudda munie! |
| That's literally what 0DTE is |
| You're not 1% material. |
| They should keep it. It's a good idea |
| gm I’m checking to see if I’m still a 1% |
| Interactive Poker |
| Everything I read said it’s not a Roth account. \nThe Trump Account website said withdrawals used for qualified expenses like home purchases will be taxed as ordinary income—I’m guessing it means other distributions will be subject to penalty like a Traditional IRA |
| Im inventing a loofa thats a mans face with a beard to stuff up my ass |
| For a limited griuo |
| Don’t be fooled by the rocks that I got, I’m still Jenny from the block |
| idiot |
| We’re seeing 40% more revenue!\n\nHow?\n\nWe raised prices by 40%!!\n\n:o |
| More inputs available to research, ways to manage risk( while also losing upside), true investors driving some of the price action. But in this case it does appear to be gambling and satiating the adrenaline addiction |
| Can convert it to a Roth IRA at 18. Will still owe some taxes on the gains but great way to start of your kids Roth super early without earned income |
| And only if a child is born within a set of years. They have to have been born within January 1, 2025, and December 31, 2028 to get the 1k. There’s a seperate dell grant that’ll drop 250$ for those outside window in certain areas (10 or under in areas under such 150k agi or something) |
| can include gaping butt hole shots for asking price... |
| Kinda conflicted, one kid qualified but my older one obviously didnt. I setup thr account, now I have to fund his to 1k so they can minimally both have it I guess. |
| The extended casino closure this weekend is starting to take its toll on this sub, people are starting to show withdrawal symptoms and are going full regard |
| Average bear weekend activities |
| Sorta. You can strategically convert it into a Roth IRA after 18 and pay minimal taxes on the gains. The contributions are never taxed in a trump account |
| Been spamming massive prompts through Claude Fable 5 all weekend to crank memory demand 😈 \n\ncalls on MU + SNDK boys it’s ferrari time |
| Provide a list of beautiful CEOs other than Jensen |
| Better than calling it football than picking it up. Not even a proper ball either smh |
| this is why i never bothered to learn options. you get rich quick but also go poor quick |
| That's correct. |
| Doing something dumb, with money, on this sub? Unheard of. Fake news. |
| Whahh hapan to dah files? |
| 3 for $3 and you got a deal |
| soccer players just a bunch of low class thugs |
| Investment elections will include SPY, BND, and DJT |
| When you say you have 170 calls, and 1 call is 100 shares, is it now 17000 shares you could buy for a set price? |
| Once Upon a Crime, I think. |
| From the window,\n\nTo the walls,\n\nTill the theta eats all my calls |
| Yes but what's out there doesn't scale well |
| Chinball |
| Maybe because you are trading in the option called Investing |
| Of course it’s different. You can’t invest in individual stocks with a 529… |
| Where the hell is Beeks? |
| Meta is a dogshit company with zero innovation culture |
| I have cock pictures 3 for 5$ |
| Happy midlife crisis, America |
| And it’s a traditional IRA, so still owe taxes |
| Just funding our kids future gambling addictions. |
| futes crashing rn |
| Wait til you find out its rigged |
| I have dram calls 7/17 |
| Jobs don’t pay enough. I didn’t make $50k until I was 35. |
| Yup, that way when people are starving in old age they can just tell everyone that they "deserve it" because poverty is actually a moral failure somehow. |
| then calls it is |
| Only if you buy the gold check marker for 50k a year. |
| Seen enough, selling all my MU and SNDK once they recover for Saranghae |
| Bro forgot how to talk to real people |
| It really is a nice fourth leg to a stool. Something like this should be set up without political bias and with very clear legislation |
| I watched my first basketball game ever where the knicks won by 1 sec and I instantly became a fan. Shit was crazy still thinking about it. |
| I think it’s locked into just SPYM |
| he keeps thanking whoever is in charge of intel for supplying or suggesting these or something. |
| they say it's called football, but then they use their head.\n\nWHICH IS IT |
| What? |
| Did you get insurance? |
| Never |
| Fuck...all those, "wen moon" comments...who would've known?? |
| I used to drink just to try to forget. Didn’t work so well |
| I just realized I havent heard about the war being won and restarted in a whole week! |
| Any antisemi’s in these comments will be dealt with accordingly. 6 million GPU’s have been lost during these AI supply battles and speaking ill of them will be met with a ban. Calls only! |
| Will catch up - eventually - new management is needed |
| Within a limited list (I’m assuming all corporations that ‘donated’ to Trump) |
| Sandisk is 11% up 1 month. \nMicron 13% up\n\nAnd people saying that stock market is crashing? People can hold stocks only 1 day? |
| CK |
| If alcohol contributes to memory loss, just imagine what alcohol can do |
| putting juneteenth on triple witching was diabolical. |
| AAPL too scary for me at over $250. Stock has a $4.4T market cap and already owns the whole mobile eco system. Am nervous the only place to go is down for them. Better investments elsewhere. |
| there´s secondary markets where you can list your start up shares and see if you connect with a buyer. It´s a much slower process, it takes like a month for a transaction to conclude, fees are high (in the thousands per transaction as multiple middle men take their cut) and liquidity is low. Hiive is probably one of the most popular secondary markets. |
| You had one job |
| GREEN FOR BALOGUN |
| There has been infinite amount of oil bagholders claiming that oil should at least 2x from here since some big powers are shorting CL to keep the artificial ceiling on the price, citing the disparity between the physical oil and futures.\n\nI do not have domain knowledge nor interest in commodities to confirm their claim, but more likely chance of them serving your next order at $WEN if this news is true. |
| I got lucky with mine. Just never been scared of storms, fireworks, etc. Seems like it’s luck of the draw |
| Best way to visualize your cum load: wear a black shit, masturbate on your back, and let it rip on the shirt you're wearing\n\nOn this day I see clearly everything has come to life... just like Edge's song from WWE 🧐 |
| https://preview.redd.it/d7758pvv1gbh1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e70a456fa28bc75f06cd83e8692b0f66bacaa074 |
| It is a ROTH account for all contributions other than then $1K government money. So gains are tax free on anything the parents contribute since those are after tax funds. For the gains on the $1K, those are taxable. |
| No crying in the casino, sir |
| It is called Trum'P account for a reason, I would not recommend people using otherwise they may lose all their investment. |
| BDE level operations officer. |
| I know it's coming and it's still hilarious every time. |
| Nebius will do just fine |
| Thats so famous!!!! |
| Scott's Tots |
| “There’s been a sudden increase of millionaires who are too young to even work more at 11” |
| U |
| USA to win over Belgium ez |
| Also - downvote me all you want, you’re arguing against a ghost essentially based on bid/ask quotes from three days ago. You’re welcome to make a better trade than me, and I hope you do. |
| Spread our cheeks? |
| that's a ~~paddlin~~ vacation. |
| Approving vs actually making it happen is different. They were not long ago complaining about how it would it a year to repair the damage. Not to mention they shut down production during the war. That stuff isn’t like a sink faucet where you can open and close at will without consequence. |
| Tell me, CNN. What DO I need to know? |
| ded |
| Time to bomb the bears to shreads |
| “Here’s what you need to know” yea sure cnn |
| If that’s slop, enjoy the meal. |
| you actually came back in time from tomorrow where you bought puts but the market rallied 6.9%. You found a genie who gave you another chance but on the condition your memory is reset. So you're back to today. Don't fuck it up. |
| Here you are, Mortimer, one dollar. |
| So like a teacher |
| How can you even transfer these. There is literally no info on how to change investments, what your account number is, etc. |
| My next play is sofi and MRVL you can follow me on discord |
| It’s free money |
| Wow.. loaded week... |
| [ Removed by Reddit ] |
| Stop the count vibes. |
| "b-b-b-but, korea!"\n\nKorea isn't going to save you, you idiots. They can't even help themselves. |
| Ber r |
| Taking the G-bar and just letting it sit…\n\nEverything else is going into a 529 because I am wary of “free government money” |
| More like 5 real men trade Asia |
| Yes but how many carry DSLRs everywhere? I'm pretty sure you don't see that in daily life, for the average person. How many would know how to share pics from the camera to their phone to share quickly? How many could change lenses or know to buy additional ones? Smartphone cameras are the dominant camera tech used by the masses. Not Fuji or Canon. |
| Reading these comments I'm certainly pleased to see that these accounts are so straightforward and easy to understand and everyone agrees on that! |
| Where's my bet stupid fucking bot |
| fr. who the fuck goes to WEN and doesn't get a breakfast baconator? f'n rookies in this sub. |
| **BanBet Error** — Could not get price for MU |
| Thankfully my kid made it cus he already fucked me being born early this year instead of late last year and couldn’t get me an extra year of taxes |
| !banbet MU 1200 1d |
| This is how they will phase out social security |
| Please go back to normie Reddit lol |
| What the fuck does going to jail have to do with this? If you’re profitable enough to retire, you can pay some rent along the way and stay out of jail. |
| **BanBet Created** ▲\n\n| Ticker | Target | Entry | Move | Expires |\n|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|\n| **SPY** | $755.95 (above) | $744.78 | +1.5% | 23h 60m | |
| !banbet SNDK $2500 14d |
| Glad it worked congrats |
| !banbet spy +1.5% 1d |
| Go give him a hug |
| That’s my thinking. They may pump certain stocks with it |
| So it's no different than a 529? Make it make sense. |
| Yeah, just look at Indeed's "gifted & talented" section. |
| They're not a grift, they just don't do much. For most people, it's just a tax-deferred account you can open for your kid like your personal IRA. However, withdrawals are taxed, so if you're using this as a savings account for your kid's education, 529 accounts (which aren't tax at withdrawal) are a lot better. If you have a kid during the time period that lets you get the free $1k, sure, do it, but there are better options for savings for most people. |
| Quitting my job to father as many children as possible so I can get the $1,000 trump account for each of them. Then I'm gonna withdrawal all the money right before they get access to it in 18 years and boom, retirement secured. |
| trading places |
| One thing being in the stock market should have taught you is that predictions are like assholes, everyone has one and they are seldom correct. |
| For withdrawal but I think you can choose what stocks to invest in |
| It looks like Mr Destiny but I’m not 100% |
| This is me, I say those words a lot. |
| I do find it interesting how aggressively downvoted an anti-memory/semi comment is around here. I’m feeling like the general populace is all in, leveraged and conditioned to buy into further dips. |
| Bro I just had a dream that my dad had died. That shit was so realistic too it genuinely just freaked me out. And I was in the dream for like 30 min grieving his death. Probably worse than any nightmare I’ve ever had |
| Hey guys: is this the same as PPP loans? Trying to get some free money |
| Trading Places |
| I had a kid this year bro 😎 free $1000 |
| Yeah Ive been there one too many times than Id like to count but I dont think thats it today. Maybe Ill get hit like a freight train here later. |
| ~~Trading Places~~ Backdoor Sluts 9 |
| Not nice |
| **BanBet Created** ▲\n\n| Ticker | Target | Entry | Move | Expires |\n|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|\n| **MSFT** | $500.00 (above) | $390.36 | +28.1% | Jul 10, 5:06 PM | |
| !banbet MSFT $500 5d |
| Not tax free at 18. Taxed as ordinary income. The key will be making sure your 18 yo’s inc is zero when converted |
| I think you might score good |
| Paul McCartney performs Hold My Hand first time in 60 years.\n\nHoly shit Taylor has clout. |
| Not really - gains are tax free but withdraws for qualified purchases are still taxed as ordinary income atm. If that changes it’ll be much better |
| career student |
| pump wen |
| This one was worthwhile though. |
| some of you have never had to and it shows |
| This is not true. You don’t pay gains while it grows and can actively trade but you have to pay taxes when gains are taken out of the account |
| What's it's name? |
| I thought we were 98% boglehead 2% regard |
| https://preview.redd.it/6ecivj0n0gbh1.jpeg?width=686&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=42d02b94a95e80a932432220657a2a016bd8d7f0 |
| They are? \nI thought all distributions are taxable, the only free part is the $1k deposit |
| If your 🅱️enis is small and narrow |
| Keel is pretty popular on here despite having just a $3b market cap.... |
| Idk, Ive been experimenting on myself, could be the dehydration factor for sure with consuming so much low level shit (volume). I drank across my entire bar last night, every category, nothing soda based. IPA fucks me up worse than polio in the hangover department. |
| As much as I hate agent Orange, these accounts are honestly a fantastic idea. \n\nGiven how regarded our fellow countrymen can be, sometimes it does make sense for the government to be a little more paternalistic. \n\nThe fact that these kids can’t touch jack shit til they’re 18 makes it perfect. Otherwise the second they find out they’d waste it on something dumb |
| Movie? |
| Not exactly. When the kid turns 18 it becomes a 401k and you can withdraw from it for qualified purchases(I.e school/down payment) but it’s still taxed as ordinary income |
| 4. Sell the house |
| why only some WEN you can have it all 😤 |
| ...you want a source for what goes in cigarettes?\n\nDo you also want a source showing the sky is blue? |
| You can transfer them to other brokerages FYI, they just have to be opened initially thorough the portal run by Robinhood |
| Well, at least you know it’s not AI |
| Is there a career where it pays to be a lazy asshole who procrastinates until the last minute and comes through right before it’s due? |
| Of you some |
| Most of how to make these llms is public domain already. |
| Bro is a broken clock. 6-12 months is right but the man is incapable of nuance. |
| i hate federal holidays |
| 1. Short MU\n\n2. Delete the app\n\n3. Check back in 4-6 months |
| its basically a Roth that becomes accessible @18. |
| Its an IRA for children that doesnt require earned income. Thats their main draw. |
| Here's what you need to know:\n\n• You'll lose a ton.\n• Trump will take it all.\n\nYou wanna lose all your money, fine, be a sucker. I'll be over here. |
| My kid wants 0DTE c its his money and he wants it nao 🤑 |
| My kids missed it by 10 days. Big sad. |
| Difference is these models are just a file, not a massive database you have to put together. Putting aside that some of these models leak every once in a while, a lot of how to create them is public domain knowledge, the moat is how stupidly huge the compute gets. |
| Fine print says you gotta have a kid before 2028! Mark my words, they will try and frame the other side as “getting rid of our children’s ability to invest” once 2028 election comes |
| So options aren’t allowed? It just auto goes into spym or can u take out of that, |
| Balogun is playing.\n\nI think our FIFA Peace Prize winner made the call 😂 |
| more money in the stock market. |
| Crashing = +5.3% this week |
| Probably just getting a couple of Baconators with the way prices have been going. |
| The gains are tax free. It’s like a Roth IRA but your kids gets access to the funds tax free at 18 |
| So many bearish things for MU right now - just short this stock and delete the app. |
| https://preview.redd.it/phvzees00gbh1.png?width=396&format=png&auto=webp&s=b2b1ef8906cae4c0d405b62aa7cebb32ee54aa38 |
| Regret. Bought around 7, sold around 17 |
| 100% debt financed from uncle sams |
| Calls on robinhood! |
| Isn’t it locked until the kids are 18 lmao |
| You are delusional |
| Just pay me in half shit coin half stock half cash |
| Based |
| Breakfast baconator is top tier |
| Or you're still drunk (speaking from experience) |
| can i borrow your baby |
| Ban bet and put positions or gay |
| Okay |
| When Deez nutz |
| Trading Places is the movie. It's a great watch |
| I don’t believe you |
| doesn't matter if it is "high quality" or cheap beer, it is the same for hang overs. Probably ate good/drank water.\n\nAlso, sometimes you just get lucky |
| I think so too. They choose the smart way. |
| dude, BTC has had a straight line up since Thursday close.\n\ngive it a bit of break. |
| This is US bankrupting itself like soviets did, with no path of profitability |
| Biscuit looks as dry as OP’s mom. This looks like it’d be gross during and after. Everything about this“biscuit” is sad. Tell us how much you paid, OP!\n\nIf Wendy’s improves their food, I’ll join. Else, more puts |
| Flight prices will stay elevated regardless because now airlines know they can be get away with charging fuel surcharges |
| Booze at 9. That’s fucked up man. 😅 |
| This is my suspicion. But what would the grift be? I had a baby who would qualify. In the one hand $1,000 is $1,000. But in the other hand I don’t trust it |
| American cigs don’t have pics of dead people on them like they do in other countries. So that tells me we’re safer. |
| No I am not saying everyone is sharing my experience. I am saying that's where current system is. Use it or not, its your own decision. \n\nLLMs are very much useful, use it where it is helpful and productive. It improves my code much better and faster than human dev. Its your loss. \n\nI am guessing here.. I could be wrong. Your company didn't buy OpenAI or Claude or other AI coding tools due budget issues. |
| Precious metals are an exception. You're right. |
| Better question is why wouldn’t it tank? |
| Not that I saw so I took the free money but thats it. |
| The beginning of the end for social security. |
| If you don’t have a dick, then yes |
| I hope so. Pump semis and memory please so I can see some green for a change |
| because its a retarded Ponzi scheme? |
| You used to have to call a guy, he'd make the trade for you and charge a %commission |
| What meal am I seeing in the picture? |
| Oh, that doesn't include my current holdings and maxing an IRA. I am sitting on $60k in cash as well but don't like buying at these prices |
| The answer is within your question |
| Can I pay my taxes with Truth Social posts? |
| One can dream lol |
| "fuck him" holy shit lmfao |
| The side of my cigarette pack? Lmfao |
| Believe it or not, puts |
| You can find literally pure gold nuggets in nature\n |
| yep, no more scissor work for you |
| There was a decent likelihood of mean reversion. Whenever it blasts way above the 10 and 20 day SMA on the chart (purple and blue lines), its usually pulled back to test a newer, higher support level at those SMAs. Hell it was already overextended above the 50 (green) 100 (yellow) and 200 (red) day SMAs.\n\nOf course, then we just had that Meta news that spooked data center investors, price broke down through the 10 and 20 SMA and is now currently testing support at the 50 SMA\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/s5xt105czfbh1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9c656325e8f8a7ad889ed6c3595bc82f80c0e9b5 |
| Yes it is just hilarious it trickles down to this granular of a level. Like goes to “Wharton” (before it was really Wharton)- still can’t speak. |
| Invite me to a wedding |
| 🥭 needs to do for Micron what he did for Balogun |
| I hope so cause my shit in down with all these dips in June |
| kippis |
| How much money did Robinhood pay the Trump family to be the only providers? |
| Im encouraging my son to join the air force or coast guard for just this reason. Get a massive leg up on finances early. |
| why is bitcoin crashing |
| MU 500 this week you are welcome |
| My neighbor told me hedge funds keep eating his put options so I asked how many put options he has and he said he just goes to Robinhood and gets a new put option afterwards so I said it sounds like he’s just feeding money to the hedge funds and his daughter started crying. |
| of some you |
| I had the 1% title for a bit. Then I went to a therapist. You’ll get there kid. |
| Jokes aside, outside of the govt contribution is there a benefit to these (short or long term) compared to other types of accounts? |
| 20 more hours before we get to redeploy in Nasdaqistan gang |
| How dare he make the assumption you weren’t a a seasoned vet in regards to shoving things up your ass. You’ll be bringing the pro max just for pleasure |
| You of some |
| EZ MONEY |
| yeah a lot of things are not good value for long term holding just volatility and momentum trades in high majority. buffet indicator reads 214% so off that one metric alone (obviously including other R&A) stock market is pretty over valued. the one that pisses me off the most is PLTR😂 lives over valued for some reason TSLA too |
| Torille. |
| Based on the amount of booze I had last night I should feel like absolute dog shit. Shockingly, I feel 8/10. Pretty sure it was cause I didnt get fucked up on cheap beer and bottom shelf liquor. |
| Ho Li Fuk |
| Thanks bot!\n\nI do have a question for you. Have you ever encountered anyone dumb enough to think aluminum, or any metal, is found pure? |
| That shit the size of a quarter |
| some of you |
| If WEN breaks through 9.50 and closes above, shorts will burn. |
| Used it for a down payment on a $5,500,000 house |
| They turn off the buy button? |
| I mean, yeah the name attached to it tells you everything you need to know |
| Pretty much the worst offender on almost every front |
| Classics |
| Fantastic film |
| Went over to my girls parents for the 4th and idk wtf her mother put in this homemade chip dip but i was eating tf out of it and it made me shit myself almost immediately after having so much.Super embarrassing |
| https://www.taipeitimes.com/News/biz/archives/2026/07/06/2003860281\n\nHon Hai reports stronger-than-expected sales, suggesting sustained AI demand\n\nNice. |
| \*cues up Ice Tea - lgbnaf |
| Eat my dongus you fuckin nerd.\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| Yea it’s hot and sticky, like my balls |
| Apld pump this week?\n\n🙏 \n\nPls |
| At that point, just join the military. |
| Everything reminds me of her. |
| It year 2028 and SNDK is $10k, Iphone 19 base model cost $6,700, AAPL stock is $125 bc upgrade cycles have extended to 10 years. |
| Source? |
| close enough im in Jersey |
| Mines still kicking at 260k with absolutely 0 major issues in its lifetime. That car is still the best handling experience I've ever deiven, that thing feels like it floats and glides. |
| It's ok it wont go down until they are able to establish a short position |
| You know what. Calls to celebrate. |
| Gay |
| ~~Shitposting~~ Reading in a park is lowkey peaceful |
| What are yall doing with your free $1000? Wendy’s calls? |
| Free money. |
| Oh I wasnt aware, thanks for the heads up |
| I live in the swamp south not even a bidet will help that |
| Aluminium is never found pure; it is mined as **bauxite ore** via shallow open-cast mining. This ore is refined into **alumina** (aluminium oxide) via the **Bayer process**, then smelted using electricity to separate the pure metal. Producing one ton of aluminium requires about four tons of bauxite.\n\n60% comes from China |
| MU is going to be under heavy selling pressure due to an almost fully confirmed double top. Id watch out, may be a lot of bulltraps next week. |
| We didn’t choose the ticker, friend $WEN |
| Bro u gotta smuggle in your internet yourself or pay someone to. That means a phone up your ass |
| Man my gambling has gotten bad. Finally got that 1% commentor. But I say that smells like calls. |
| Red candle suspended, now we can pump |
| Try washing it |
| lol it’s puts for the next 2 weeks |
| I wasn't even sure what that was, plus it's tiny, it's smaller than your thumb. |
| wen not spelled out kinda sus ngl |
| That's a typical romantic night in Philly. |
| how are my NBIS calls looking |
A movie I missed so far.\n\nThe original Wall Street movie with Charlie Sheen was cool though.\n\n>Greed, for lack of a better word, is good.\n\nRewatch the scene:  Greed Is Good Scene | WALL STREET (1987) Movie CLIP HD Greed Is Good Scene | WALL STREET (1987) Movie CLIP HDPLOT: On the Wall Street of the 1980s, Bud Fox (Charlie Sheen) is a stockbroker full of ambition, doing... www.youtube.com |
| Already dumping and will dump way more.\n\nLeadership is REGARDMAXXING but not in the good way |
| Bulls toast tomorrow - memory in for another 10% dump |
| Climate change doesn't exist.. it's the parents |
| Have you seen how often china conducts military exercises in the Taiwan exclusive economic zone? |
| I did apply some basic rationality. I said "AI CAN be used for good things." It is in it's infancy. Your claim in regards to improving healthcare using imaging , "it's pretty transparent that the tech is nowhere near how to describe it," also applies to all AI tech. Even the robot taxis are running over pedestrians and blocking emergency vehicles. Your assertation that AI can't help doctors to scan through MRIs to find things they missed is ignorant; this is already happening and improving at an exponential rate. The fact that you would do zero research before making this claim is what's retarded. And I never said it would help the poor get better access to healthcare, I said it would help doctors do better scans, which is already happening. \n\nCheap, "templatized" as you put it, representation never existed in a form that any attorney would ever give a fuck about. And even if it did, suggesting AI couldn't help someone of minimal education collect evidence against a scumbag and arrange it into a logical, complete argument with solid evidence that an attorney could understand and actually want to litigate is illogical at best.\n\nMy original reply was merely to argue that AI could be used for evil or good, not that evil wouldn't prevail in the end or that it's not being used for evil. Your response shows that you jumped to conclusions about my statement instead of taking the time to comprehend what I said. I hope you have the day you deserve. |
| What if we put solar panels and lasers on satellites, launch them to space, they generate power, and we send it back using lasers that heat water. \n\nCan Elon use this to pump another 500b into spcx? \n\n |
| Yes. As we all know this is exactly what happens to short seller when a stock is down 24% in the last year |
| Hear me out, stack up about 100k, go to jail for like 5 years where you can still use the internet. Trade options, get out and retire. |
| Whenever I feel like touching my butthole I flick it a few times so my fingers don’t get smelly |
| Average destiny fan intelligence |
| Let's put it this way, the CEO of Diamondback Energy will break down in tears sobbing on Squawk Box. |
| You could also sell the 450c call and get back 39k. Caps your upside but it's highly doubtful googl blasts from 360 to 450 in two months. Or goore aggressive with 425c and get double the premium. |
| Context for the uninitiated? |
| Get a job? |
| Lol yeah thx- and I’ve had it before - and I can say it is kinda disgusting and you feel disgusting afterwards. |
| Thanks for the slop. |
| yeah but it’s so bad for you |
| not a bot, I just have an unmedicated em dash addiction. writing this one clean as proof\n\nfair play on running the numbers. the gap is smaller than my reply implied for a fresh entry today, more like 2x vs 1.5x on the run-up. I’ll own that. \nbut your theta math misses that the aug contract spans the 7/29 print. event premium holds until the event, so the brutal decay you modeled mostly lands as IV crush after earnings. which is exactly why the bulk gets sold into the run before it. \nand you’re pricing a fresh entry. I’m managing a position bought when the coil was forming at a fraction of current premium. different question entirely.\n\nshorter-dated works for a pure run-up play but dies before the print, and the runners ride through it. one contract, both legs.\n\ngood pushback though, we will see if my trade works. |
| I always like jerking it with the left hand, I call that the stranger... |
| https://preview.redd.it/99s2lolxxfbh1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6a771c9be43fe3d13d4397be0be7597e23233c88 |
| I never mentioned tech. I was speaking to mechanical, manufacturing, and quality in particular. |
| MUU full port |
| I would move at least 80% of that to a high interest saving account if you going to risk that much |
| Niceeee |
| Dw I bought Oracle weekly calls on Thursday. Anoos is ready |
| My guy that’s a biscuit. The thing in the middle is fried chicken but it looks like an overcooked puck that’s somehow undercooked at the same time with that raw breading. |
| Ahh it’s a honey butter chicken biscuit. Yes It is kinda disgusting tbh. Their honey butter may taste good at first but it is not healthy or have quality ingredients. \n\nWhen I first tried it I liked it and got extra to take home and used it on croissants and biscuits and I felt like crap afterwards. I didn’t want to believe it was the honey butter so in the interest of statistical analysis I repeated the experiment to increase my sample size and got the same result - felt like crap. \n\nSo I have written this off - yes it is disgusting and you feel disgusting afterwards. It will affect your decision making process at a time when you need to be feeling sharp and alert. So best of luck to ya. Buy low and sell high while you’re on the porcelain teddy bear |
| 🥭 is the worst offender. But no surprise there. “I feel badly for my kids \[they ‘have’ to inside trade\]” |
| I mean the thesis is basically mean reversion after a parabolic run and a bet that long traders will take profit. Not a terrible hunch but I sure as hell wouldn't stake real money on that bet |
| Take a guess what increased production means if demand is the same. It means the price of oil will go down.\n\nSo the price of oil will go up.\n\nWhat’s so difficult about this ? |
| Sounds like the stupid noise seals make |
| Eminem - White America still hits 🇺🇸🎶🎵 |
| 3rd time is the charm? |
| Buy puts |
| You don’t feel “badly” unless you’re a burn victim or otherwise have no sense of touch. I don’t know why this is so hard for people. Feels, smells, tastes, looks BAD. Linking verb. |
| Always thought it was a little weird that micron rhymes with Enron… |
| w h y |
| Ed Zitron is this generation’s big short. The moment he hit Bloomberg/cnbc = 6-12 months of party left before the lights come on |
| At least its not my dominant arm. |
| Retarded leadership. Might go higher during the frenzy but will dump hard eventually. |
| Me in 2030+\n\nMy sex robot informed me that my wife cheated on me so I divorced her and married my sex robot\n\n*a few days later*\n\nMy wife was crying that I left her and she never cheated on me. Found out that my sex robot manipulated me just so she could have me all to herself\n\nWow these sex robots are fucking insane 💯 |
| You said you'd choose not to code without LLMs. Your choice isn't relevant. Being forced out is relevant.\n\nPlenty of engineers would go back to not using LLMs. I am one of them. I suspect most of my team is the same. None of us are "hooked" on LLMs, despite preferring to use them.\n\nSorry that you think your opinions are shared by everyone, but they aren't. |
| Cigarettes made in the US are actually worse for you than most other countries.\n\nWe put all kinds of awful carcinogenic stuff in cigarettes in addition to tobacco. |
| What is the anal prep protocol |
| RIP |
| It’s mostly increased ram prices, which simultaneously increases cost and revenue made from assembling AI servers, iPhones, etc. |
| Going back to 560 first |
| Dude get back on the clock |
| what do you guys think of AAOI? |
| Yeah IBM is nice to trade https://imgur.com/ef1gBEh |
| I have cock pics 3 for 5$ |
| Poop explosion |
| Guaranteed going to Cleveland |
| 7% of Earth's crust is aluminum. Also it's 100% recyclable. And unlike plastic, we actually do a decent job recycling it.\n\nDon't worry. Climate change will kill us long before we run out of this. |
| Facebook has the shittiest most confusing UI, myspace was already a thing, and DARPA had basically the same project called Lifelog that was shut down the day Facebook launched. Sergey Brin also developed the Google search engine at Standford under a CIA-NSA funded research program and was regularly briefing a CIA officer on his progress. Google later acquired a CIA-funded satellite mapping company, later becoming Google Earth. These people aren't geniuses. |
| Shorting into the friday close was so reliable, it was basically free money for a while from late October last year till around April.\n\nUnfortunately that strategy kinda broke when we went on a parabolic run from April through May. We've had a lot of chip in June but the Friday profit taking / de-risking hasn't been as reliable as it used to be. The bull traps and sell-offs into the 3 day 4th of July weekend was pretty much guaranteed tho. Tbh I'm surprised it wasn't even worse. |
| Why are you at YYZ |
| Parties are the same way. Ive asked my friends to tone it back. Im pretty good at making just enough but so many people show up we dont need 50 fucking dishes that are 20lbs. Not everyone is gonna eat everything brought and if it runs out, tough shit, who cares. |
| Yup |
| Spy calls will print bigly tomorrow |
| Technical case. Have done my prep - just a chart, no opinions. This thing was all over the place just on Korean leveraged emotional trading. Now it will get a lot of help from US ETFs, at least one -2x ETF, and of course options. Also 24-hour high-volume trading. This thing will be a blast.\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/v3hxl5mzwfbh1.jpeg?width=3284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c22597ea89e887c150cc4fc4dc6f39ebbcb7ee47 |
| You probably do the same |
| its not a real thing u be fine.... |
| Girlfriend wants to try the strap on. Is it worth it |
| I've had it 3 times from jorkin 🤣 |
| It was before his odor idiot kids dumped MSG in everything like it's a good damn American Chinese restaurant.\n\nHis will told them to dump it and ask in on Intel. He's still looking down with Nanna. |
| A lot of idiots jumped on the AI trade because they don't know a lot and FOMO'd in. When stocks are volatile that is why. Just dumb people falling for the clickbait manufactured headlines |
| I would cum. |
| Trash breakfast. |
| Monday after a holiday that began with a dump day? That shit is gonna be green. |
| When META hit 700 ill be up 50k |
| should bring daily goon sesh down to a minimum |
| Anybody ever boof human semen? |
| You mean Saudi Arabia, Trump's number one ally in the entire Middle East even rivaling Israel in terms of friendliness. \n\nOr Qatar, the one that just gave him a plane.\n\nHow would it also kill off american production while also maintaining its own production? |
| lol is this an AI bot?\n\nI never said the thesis being 500 by jan, in fact I run the numbers with your thesis (run up into earnings and potentially holding through)\n\ndid you even try to run the pricing formula? you'll notice the payoff is not that different because you burn so much more theta in the next few weeks. And gamma helps you, but it is quite small on the Aug contract too.\n\n\---\n\nspread I don't know because market isn't open and I wasn't even watching any GOOG options recently. Maybe you can get a good fill during mkt hours.\n\nmy point is: just buy cheaper shorter term contracts if you want to play the run up or get them a couple months out to "minimize" losses |
| id want to die four years earlier if my teeth looked like europeans do |
| Ive had it 3 times from fishing 😂 |
| My stomach hurts looking at that nasty sad microwaved sandwich. |
| A few hundred thousand isn’t “no to work”. |
| They don’t tell you how chocolate melts so often in your pockets in the summer 😢 |
| Just wait |
| That’s the dumbest thing I’ve ever seen. If you’re not an LLM, you should be ashamed. You’re a disgrace to the family |
| 🅱️ER |
| For what reason |
| Yup and then they just restate the same capex profitability argument they've been saying for the last 3 years. They are so easily manipulated by the mainstream financial media. Regards. |
| Called OP by phone. Teletype down.\n\nGargled before swallowing! To the moon and then Neptune! |
| I should just keep working out through my tennis elbow, right? No pain no gain, they say? |
| I mean, around here yeah that's actually pretty common I feel like |
| So………who’s gonna be fuk tomorrow? |
| I’ve always pictured them as more of a sea plane driver with an Indiana Jones vibe |
| https://preview.redd.it/ciz7r5rdwfbh1.jpeg?width=1320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7795a00e3202d1f948baae258591b312b7a7c20f\n\n \nI’m \nGonna cum |
| This comment is gonna make me look fat but that thing is one bite and over priced. \n\nSo wen calls cause I ain't no gay ber. |
| 20 years in the can, i wanted charcuterie and cheese. I compromised, I ate grilled cheese off the radiator instead |
| ur lower back hurts, sad |
| 0 day? |
| sog deez balls in yo mouth |
| NOPE |
| Regarded portions |
| lol is it hash brown or something else fried? Doesn’t look that bad |
| This must be rock bottom |
| https://preview.redd.it/60u27aa3wfbh1.jpeg?width=465&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=235614b01d1d5a938f0f45cf02b0ca4627962b01 |
| The portions are alright my guy okay? Chill out. |
| Balogun cleared to play against Belgium with the red card retroactively removed 👀 |
| i will not fall for your obvious ragebait |
| its a push... |
| no it does not |
| https://preview.redd.it/b5elqddwvfbh1.jpeg?width=905&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d71df57b44b9bab659132694f2ef245073e5f376 |
| Nah saw a handful of bad Wendy's post especially that paper thin burger that was also *round* smh. They're cutting corners, opening red |
| You'd think it would be offset by all the cigarette smoking in europe. |
| downvoted, looks delicious |
| only thing driving this upside is the copious amount of drooling retards buying puts |
| Same bro, too tired to research at this point, just tell me damn it |
| hand reveal |
| That looks like shit and is tiny AF |
| It’s a Honey Buddy Chicken Biscuit and it’s goated |
| Lolol nobody in big tech gets paid shit like that even on visa. I’m on a visa and I make 10x of that and I don’t even work at one of the fast growth companies. |
| Sips Minttu |
| yack on me |
| They stopped carrying breakfast in my market. |
| Bullish for who though? The yen carry trade is positive for the US for instance because that yen that's borrowed for near 0% interest is converted to USD and used to invest in US assets (T bills, corporate bonds, equities, etc).\n\nAnd for Japan their economy is stuck between a rock and a hard place. Shrinking, aging population. Industrial and technological innovation has been stalling out for several years. The yen has weakened to the point where reversing that course would arguably be more painful than keeping the status quo (which is also how they kinda screwed themselves too though).\n\nAweak yen at least makes their exports competitively priced. If the yen strengthens, their export economy suffers. And the competition is fierce when your closest neighbors include the likes of China and S. Korea in the advanced tech sector, and Vietnam and Indonesia for cheap manufacturing labor |
| stop me if i go to fast.... |
| Saudi back in 2014-2016 wanted to kill the US shale oil companies by flooding the market and sending the oil price below 60-70. Well, it did happen however the shale oil companies did not go bankrupt therefore it basically hurt Saudi and every producer in vain. |
| Its chicken biscuit sandwich lmao |
| How would you live 30 years on that? |
| Ill load on bitcoin when saylor moon sells it all |
| Let’s be real, the drivers are also retarded |
| things that never happened |
| checking chats before coffee sounds about right |
| Stocks only go up\n\n \nI can see Enron and and Lehman Brothers back to ATH tomorrow |
| im opening my ASS to INSERT large amounts of MICRON |
| ⬆️ |
| Real questions here: what’s their coffee like? |
| After Cuba |
| I think this is a very doom-and-gloom perspective, but I acknowledge it is possible.\n\nI don't really mind if bad engineers who never tried to learn get weeded out. We hire juniors who can all code without LLMs. They'll be just as fine as the seniors, imo.\n\nI have no doubts that I could spend 10 years away and still know how to code without an LLM. It might take a few weeks to get back to where I was, but it's never going to be gone. That's what it means to know something. |
| no its the guy who hasn't worked up to driving the train yet\n\nfucken retard |
| Think it’s a lotto option only |
| Employees work there tho |
| Very much did, had a great time |
| Yes. |
| ooh look at me, i know how to read....show off |
| Going to drip |
| Lmao absolutely not. It’s AI servers. |
| Homeless people really love charcuterie |
| What, the caterer can’t wet their beak and recommend 5x the food? |
| Pre profit? |
| What did you get t&t? |
| Semiconductor = truck driver |
| A retard? |
| Balogun 🇺🇸 allowed to play for US tomorrow. Red card suspended\n\nCalls 🚀🚀🚀 |
| Puts |
| She had it prerecorded on her phone and played it like 6 times with me |
| Well, finally, some real signs of bubble formation on the horizon. |
| By just doing 50 a day into spy? Are you doing 0dte ? Or something else? |
| nice try |
| Ya that's how the rich and the elite gets away with it |
| https://preview.redd.it/4mtxlm77vfbh1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f84a91ab084f7b525357ae67a2a3fac4ae9a93f2 |
| Who do you think you’re talking to |
| With nàzi technology |
| As opposed to tinder? |
| because stocks are typically 1 day investments right? |
| I mean even when you pay, let’s say even with Claude’s $200/month plan, I don’t think they’re actually making a profit? \n\nMETA also spent billions on tokens and had to make a policy change that token usage does not equal impact and they’re setting hard budgets now. |
| Puts |
| I’m not much of a fan of JesusChow. |
| I'm in the same position as you are and I fear this week will F me. I just need that shit to back to 240-250 |
| Bers getting cocky, you know what that means |
| It's year 2028 and SNDK just reached $10k |
| Does she still have the nut in her mouth when you kiss? |
| Looks damn tasty to me. |
| I hope you did your part and ate until you were sick |
| put some grape jelly on that thing and now we’re up millions |
| Longass weekend tbh frfr |
| It dumped on the day he tweeted. |
| fuck it im in |
| How was the thing you got behind the dumpster? This could be a sign for bulls. Swallowed = moon! |
| It has to be that small because the deep fried ingredients means it's already 1600 calories in this picture. |
| Shhh... Ignore this reditor. They're confused. It's terrible out past the city limits. Just mosquitoes, meth labs and banjos as far as the eye can see. Please, believe me. We don't need another bunch of HOA's people coming in and turning us into yet another cookie cutter tourist trap economy. \n\nAll jokes aside, my small town became popular and now has 5 times the population it did in 2000. The traffic has gotten worse, it's all paved over with touristy garbage, the HOA crowds have chased off most of the local industries that people relied on. |
| Yeah id love to sell to you at market price. |
| MU going to rip tomorrow morning? |
| Top of the food pyramid, leaps |
| Open the fucking casino |
| Calls if you get diarrhea 20 mins after eating that |
| She told you that to |
| You're getting dislikes for your writing skills btw. |
| Went to a wedding this past Thursday and I have never once been genuinely upset at how much food was going to be wasted. \n\nThis cocktail hour was ridiculous. Food for 1500 people easily with 300 there. Mountains of cheese. Like 5 different stations piled with different cuisine. |
| this is part of the true wealth right here, just some fucking peace of mind^ |
| Using the same contractor to repair the reflecting pool loosely translates to contractor fucked up/government fucked up. |
| Assholes getting repaired |
| When moon |
| Open. The. Casino. |
| Unironically love their seasoned potatoes. |
| I cant even remember the last time the casino was open 😔 |
| Why is weekend Wallstreet so dead? It’s not trading |
| It's coming, best prepare your speech, tiny. |
| IREN is ded |
| Worthwhile points to consider. Hapag-Lloyd is a publicly traded company and the Saudi's and Qatar do own shares in Hapag ever since Hapag merged with UASC, but to say they have control of Hapag or its routes is overblown. They have no more control over Hapag's operations then any other shareholder of a public company. \n\nYou're right that there have been multiple Israeli agencies voicing their concerns over the deal. There will always be political postering anytime you have a situation like this. It is to be expected that throughout negotiations with Israel additional concessions will be made, but again I believe it to quite unlikely they kill the deal.\n\nLastly, the Ace in the hole. Let's consider the worse case scenario for Hapag Lloyd. The deal falls through and the merger is killed off. The second buyout offer is by Sakal Group, a 100% Israeli company located in Tel Aviv. So even if Hapag falls through the Sakal Group's offer (*which is for even more money*) has virtually no internal resistance. It'd be a buyout of an Israeli company by another Israeli company. Are there risks? Of course, no merger is without risk which is why the entire Merger Arbitrage industry exists in the first place. I'm buying shares, because I have reservations about closing timelines, but I am still confident ZIM will be bought out. Whether by Hapag or Sakal we will find out. |
| I once was accused of stealing my code from the internet because I wrote “Color” as “Colour” \n\nI was reading a fuckin book by an English author at the time, Professor Reese, you fucking awful bitch. |
| The wrapper is red\n\nPuts |
| r/oil in shambles. |
| 🫴💩 |
| If you kiss a girl are you gay? |
| Do you know how baccarat works? It is retarded beyond belief |
| Can I buy from you once you're itm? |
| IREN rumours of partnership with Anthropic? Huge |
| In America: \nIt's not football, it's soccer. \nIt's not petrol, it's gas. \nWe don’t weigh ourselves in stones. \nWe don't spell the word color with the letter U. \nWe don't drive on the wrong side of the road.\n\nInstead we: \nWe throw tea in harbors. \nWe cross the Delaware on Christmas Day. \nAnd apparently, we put people on the moon. |
| so true king, u got me, i love all the braindead AI hype bros who wrote one python script in highschool on this site telling people that coding 'by hand' is over and a next word predictor can do it all\n\n \nretard |
| Obviously BLUE.. |
| Well, if you eat the snatch then stick your tongue down her throat...girl nuts on face...only if you do it right 👍 remember the g spot, it's in there... |
| You were dreaming when you wrote this |
| Is anyone here verified |
| Michael Burry responded to my craigslist ad looking for someone to mow my lawn. "$30 is $30", he said as he continued to mow what was clearly the wrong yard. My neighbor and I shouted at him but he was already wearing muffs. Focused dude. He attached a phone mount onto the handle of his push mower. I was able to sneak a peek and he was browsing Zillow listings in central Wyoming. He wouldn't stop cackling.\n\nThat is to say, Burry has his fingers in a lot of pies. He makes sure his name is in all the conversations.\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| ahahahahahaha ur such a fucking retard\n\nget a load of this guy - next michael burry over here |
| 100%, that's the discount you're paid for. It's why TSM still trades below its AI peers despite outgrowing most of them, the Taiwan discount has narrowed since the days Buffett bought and dumped it over exactly this fear, but it's still in the multiple. You're getting paid to hold it.\n\nAnd honestly, if China actually moves on Taiwan, there's no hiding in the rest of the market anyway. Apple, Nvidia, AMD, half the S&P's earnings run through TSMC fabs. SPY doesn't dodge that bullet, it just gets shot slower. It's systemic risk wearing a single-ticker costume.\n\nMeanwhile they're de-risking it in real time. Arizona fabs are producing, Japan's running, Germany's building. Not fast enough to matter in an invasion scenario, but enough that the "one island" story gets weaker every year. I'll take a priced-in risk over an unpriced one. |
| Look like Costanza hands... \nNo calluses |
| -bols after a green week |
| Yes |
| Strategy Inc Common Stock Class A -> `101.879` (1.109 / 1.101%) |
| !p mstr |
| Mississippi has higher gdp per capita but that doesn’t really mean much. There’s only a couple million people living there. \n\nUK living standards are much higher by almost every measure. They just have low wages. |
| https://preview.redd.it/ogd61jkutfbh1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4260069b0d8ec181357dd9a1c822187f4366b89f |
| It doesn’t look much bigger than your thumb nail. Bullish for profits cause you had to buy 5 just to fill your stomach |
| Lmao |
| That looks disgusting dude |
| I am going to dip my balls in warm butter |
| trump pump on MU is unstoppable. MU included in trump accounts, and he named the ticker on truth. \n\nGL shorting it |
| The one time he’s right |
| Yeah need a way to lose money over the weekend too |
| Looks dryer than my wife when her boyfriend is out of town |
| Enjoy the bags and eventual poverty. |
| Nature's way of telling you to ease back on the meth |
| MU is over, Cramer did his thing: Jim Cramer Believes “Micron’s Become a Secular Growth Story, Not a Cyclical Story” Micron Technology, Inc. (NASDAQ:MU) was among the stocks Jim Cramer commented on as he advised investors on how to take advantage of Wednesday’s market rotation... finance.yahoo.com |
| My hands are starting to tremble. Open the casino |
| looks like two big soggy nuggets |
| Looking like trash, man. |
| Profit versus loss can be painfully specific. Also, time frames such as 'next Wednesday' are quite specific. Finally, the term 'expired worthless' can be specific to many wild ass option YOLOs. |
| Fair question.\n\nBut, You’re comparing expiry payoff curves. I’m not holding to expiry — this is a path trade with a clock on it. \nThesis: coil breaks the 368-372 shelf, tags $400 before the July 29 print. On that move, the 8/21 400c multiplies — near-dated, near-the-money, gamma does the work. The Jan27 500c is a low-delta strike that stays low-delta through the whole move: same premium, but most of it is buying 7 months of time value instead of leverage to the next 30 points. On my scenario the 8/21s pay several-x; the Jan27s maybe +40%.\n\n‘Less downside’ is real, but it’s insurance against a scenario I exit anyway — majority comes off into the run at a pre-set level, runners ride earnings on house money. The risk management is in the exit structure, not the expiry date.\n\nAnd you answered your own question with the spread — a wide market in an illiquid strike is exactly where you don’t want to unwind size into a fast tape.\n\nJan27 500c is a fine trade if your thesis is ‘GOOGL $500 next year.’ Mine is ‘GOOGL $400 by August.’ Different clocks, different tools. |
| bitcoin dump on Monday on saylor selling more btc |
| I actually visited that site for a joke a month ago and it got shut down in May. RIP Jeeves. |
| Chat, is this one of the reasons why Americans live on average around four fewer years than most Europeans? |
| Every accusation is a confession with you people. Can’t even have a discussion without a meltdown. Bravo. |
| Back to pump tomorrow then? I'm a bit bored of downzies |
| and in 20 years itll all be 20x higher. while retards sit and think about how its too high |
| I’m on west coast |
| just heard these old ladies behind me talk about being bearish on Japan...I think they know ball |
| Labubus, Pokemon card bubble, sexy tech stocks skyrocketing, Microstrategy crashing, AOL is a public company again - we partying like it's 1999! |
| In california median home is 800-900k |
| btc dump time |
| wait how did wendy’s even get on the green today |
| Yuh |
| Chick Fil A breakfast is far superior |
| If you nut in her mouth and then later you two are kissing what does that even mean? |
| Spend big $$$, Country Improves $$$? |
| That was the idea. Thought the rain would start around 11 but, got railed on the highway. \n\nI'm fairly comfortable on my Harley, but my gf is a new rider with a small bike - couldn't chance that. Sat put under gas station cover for hours while people lol'd at us ahahaha |
| Used to have different chicken for the biscuits now they use same for sandwiches and biscuits. So yes worse portions |
| That is the relevant topic at hand. Devs are hooked to LLMs. No one is using xAI or Meta AI for any tasks at office. That's why Meta and SpaceX is selling their processing and GPU to other companies. |
| Can explain to ape why these data centres and Godzilla sums being spent not turning big $$$? |
| Pre war level was 60, it is currently at 69 that is a 15% higher price.\n\nDid you fail pre-school math? |
| His fingers look like that of a 7 foot giant so idk |
| Exactly. Hence point that right now Google is the best positioned:\n\n\- if the AI boom sticks they have/already had all the tech and infrastructure and human expertise to capitalize on it and they are\n\n\- if the AI boom falls flat they have all their other businesses and they aren’t mortgaging their future\n\nThere are very few other companies they you can say both statements about. |
| Are you high? 3% dividend is HIGH! |
| i cum so fast because i love you so much, stupid bitch. |
| You get the 6% return when you pay it off. Before that happens you are just pissing your money away. |
| It's a Zaibatsu but in Korea. |
| that’s cool I didn’t know you got free breakfast on your lunch break |
| # Buy the dip is like being a cult member at these valuations. Brother Ewww 🤮🤮🤮 |
| Nothing, he just disappears and instead we get to see the Irish fascists get killed. |
| It looks disgusting. I’m in. |
| I have a Wells Trade account as a third broker and it’s so incredibly bad. I’d be embarrassed if that was my product. |
| w |
| Not a bad idea. You can split through the traffic leaving a popular spot instead of being in a car and stuck for 2 hours when it's done. |
| Better than McDs that’s for sure. To the moon we go |
| Is your hand giant or did they enshittify portions? |
| Is that a slider? |
| Its interesting to see how expensive homes are, and what is a home? Roughly 2300 square feet of wood and nails coming together to build a shelter. This 2300 square feet might cost lets say $500,000? Most even make that in their lifetime. The government tells you here bro, just pay me roughly 50% of what you make monthly, and you can keep this 2300 square feet of land on this earth. It belongs to you, all 2300 square feet. I mean kinda belongs to you (it doesnt) |
| If that cost more than $3 then puts |
| Government hiring permanent full time algae fighters to boost economy. |
| Wrapped in finite earth metals to just throw in a landfill.\n\nCalls on mining |
| Don't you hate it when you put your pants on backward, and you can't get them off? |
| All 1 bite of it |
| BULLISH |
| You can do that but will also reduce your premium. Basically the same as selling fewer calls. |
| Bad for handsome chad facial aesthetics, puts |
| 330 recently. Although all time best was 350. 170lbs btw. |
| i did and lost the 100k points in casino immediately |
| It’s so funny you think you a foreigner understand the American spirit and people. GTFO of here. |
| They could do quite well if the parents had any kind of discipline and made consistent contributions, unfortunately most of the parent s are retarded and will spend all their money on junk food, actual casino, and probably try to make emergency withdrawal of their child's trump fund |
| ??? Life aint binary dude. Enjoy holding them bags, you probably bought the top. |
| > Its not that I can code without LLM, but I do not want to\n\nThat's not really relevant to the discussion. I'll be happy for half of devs to quit for that reason, sounds like a nice salary bump for the rest of us who stick around.\n\nI prefer coding with LLMs, but I liked it just fine before, too. |
| My brain is too slopped from this AI post, wtf do i do is it calls or puts tell me what the fuck do i do with my money |
| 285 been training for 8 years. Not really focused on bench |
| Not arguing, you could be right. But notice your thesis is basically a direct bet against NBIS and every other pure compute-lessor, if overbuilding creates excess cheap compute, the leasing model gets margin-crushed first. \n\nAlso worth pointing out your own examples cut the other way: Meta and xAI aren't sitting on stranded compute, they're finding buyers for it. Overbuilding with buyers lined up is just inventory. Overbuilding with no buyers is the dot-com scenario, and we're not seeing that yet.\n\nI'm getting .com vibes too honestly, everyone's jumping on the compute train and not all of them win. Some merge, some die. That's exactly why I leaned picks and shovels, so I don't have to know who wins. Whether leasing beats owning at current pricing, dunno. But anyone leasing compute out had to procure the hardware first, and it all comes from the same handful of foundries. TSMC as an example gets paid either way.\n\nOn the trillions: you're complaining about the cost and shunning the return. If you opened a coffee shop you'd invest in the building, insurance, equipment, staff, marketing, cups, all of it before the doors open. Nobody expects net zero on day one. The honest question is whether revenue shows up before the equipment needs replacing, and like I said, that only gets exposed over the next 4-6 earnings. Until then everything's speculation, including mine.\n\n |
| Now that no one cares about Iran anymore can we get back to the Epstein files? |
| It’s the same story every time. Redditors sell and go full cash, saying “this its time different”.\n\nPeople don’t realize that when you sell you have to be smart twice. when you sell, and when buy back in again. Redditors only manage to be smart when they. But never smart enough to buy back in again. Meanwhile, either their full cash positions are slowly diluted or they buy back at a higher price e. |
| buying an electric scooter so I can get more exercise 🛴 |
| And his buddy Diddy, that didn’t age well |
| >https://www.uncoveralpha.com/p/every-memory-cycle-ends-the-same\n\nAI slop article. \n\nAlso Zuck is the cuck, if google has excess compute then we can start worrying. |
| Does green line go up when I buy shares? |
| a Jan27 500 strike gives you a very similar upside curve but a lot less downside? why would you buy this with that much capital? is there something I am missing here? \n\nThe cost per contract is also very similar, the spread seems a lot worse tho on the 500c |
| Heard in elevator...LONG DONKEYS |
| No one ever will unless Zuckerberg sells his special voting shares or dies. Other than that like Elon, he’s married to Facebook (sorry he, I mean she prefers Meta now) |
| Lmao literally at pre war levels are you blind or retarded? |
| fuck kayda bro |
| Listen, getting creamed isnt the same as creaming yourself. Not judging though, thats some dedication. |
| Full regard lmao |
| Change the people you surround yourself and gain some perspective. There is a slim chance your reality matches your ego rn. |
| It’s already gone downhill. Don’t get it anymore. |
| Holy shit. It's Chad Dickens.\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| Name says pot calling the kettle black here |
| A good comment is where you find it. |
| None of that benefits them |
| I think this has happened before ..or I've been drinking too much too |
| Ah sorry - my bad.\n\nYes, YOLO literally translates to you only live once.\n\nBut, it’s based mostly as a self-deprecating // tongue in cheek expression to convey “this is is high risk, but I’m rationalizing the downside with dreams of the upside” |
| Are people really linking their brokerage accounts to Reddit?😂! |
| Been closed for so long |
| Yeah, that sucks. I just got to $1.2M at 37. |
| why is donkey kong donkey?\n\ndoes nintendo not know what a donkey is? |
| Yep, just like the internet was useful but there was a dotcom bubble. \n\nAI is here to stay, but all of these companies are OK losing money because they're hoping to be one of the few that survive and claim market share. Once the competition stifles as half the main competitors fall out, they'll jack up prices and have a monopoly. And just like somethings (YouTube, for example) once the monopoly is established, it's almost impossible to break into for other companies. |
| me |
| Are you questioning why 1000 calls on a stock that was at 1100 a week ago seemed like a good idea? |
| Michael Burry responded to my craigslist ad looking for someone to mow my lawn. "$30 is $30", he said as he continued to mow what was clearly the wrong yard. My neighbor and I shouted at him but he was already wearing muffs. Focused dude. He attached a phone mount onto the handle of his push mower. I was able to sneak a peek and he was browsing Zillow listings in central Wyoming. He wouldn't stop cackling.\n\nThat is to say, Burry has his fingers in a lot of pies. He makes sure his name is in all the conversations.\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| "You miss 100% of the puts you don't buy"\n\n\- Michael Burry |
| Are the below pre-war prices in the room with us right now?\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/3bcmk8lirfbh1.png?width=1530&format=png&auto=webp&s=ca423a7385339b95b18b568f1953693b236e4400\n\n \n |
| "I'm OK don't worry about me fam worry about you being OK" |
| Ight whos ready for love island at 9 |
| Something getting more expensive does not mean something is getting less efficient.\n\nPrices fluctuate due to supply chains all the time. |
| Thats why my escorts never showed up! I paid them ahead and everything... |
| He will probably learn the difference between 50% up and 50% down soon enough. |
| You mean possibly not in the top 50 metro areas. Go to Tampa. Atlanta. Denver. Charlotte. Not NYC prices but not cheap to live there. |
| This means what for oil on Monday? Up or down? |
| Yeah but then how would you have all kinds of side effects, brag about losing weight and pretend you eat well and exercise just for social media points? |
| Anyone else using Robinhood sports betting 🤣 |
| I miss the casino so much:( |
| you people are such a plague on the internet holy shit |
| I feel like I'm crazy, but shouldn't you *always* build with the idea of selling excess capacity in mind? If you build and you're always at 100% capacity... that means you under built. These are 10s if not 100s of billions of dollar data centers. Under building is *way* worse than overbuilding. \n\nWhat matters is the % that they're selling in excess. Obviously if they run at ~10% capacity and peak at 30%... that's very bad. I'm not sure if we know the % number, though. |
| I’m shitting like a Goose |
| Wowzer bowzer |
| no. Not my native language. \nSo, is YOLO, "you only live once" ? |
| Why? Whats the tea? |
| You might b cooked bro |
| No it means you should inverse and buy calls on META |
| Nothing. The stock closed below $130 so the options expired worthless so whoever gave OP $64.8k for those 300 options just lost $64.8k |
| Sure call everyone a AI techbro. Go to programmer a nd developer subreddits.. Learn something how things are in development world these daya. |
| I’m not joking—go to therapy for 6 months. This is an incredibly volatile way to live and not conducive to long term life. There are a lot of things you can do solo (gym etc) to help, but working with someone who is trained to get you on track will help. It also won’t hurt for when you want to start dating again. \n\nCongrats to you. Enjoy the winnings |
| and the boom and bust of weed stores. in Toronto at the beginning you couldn't go more than a couple blocks without stumbling in to some slapped together weed store and then all of them started quickly dying |
| insert fork |
| Did you have a LLM write this stupid meme post? Couldn't you just do it yourself and save us the unnecessary repetitive nature of AI-generated text? |
| META has no compute for sale… zucc is quoted on a hypothetical question which somehow got spun into a capex panic story which successfully got retail to panic sell. All the major players are up right now in KOSPI market |
| Yeah you could technically set up your own webscraper and search database and run your own google from home. It's still not going to be as good as Google though is it? |
| I don’t get it sorry |
| They’re overworked and underpaid saving your screen |
| As a fellow gambler, can't you apply some basic rationality here. \n\nIf those who possess the capital and skills to harness any of the "good" of AI, wanted to, wouldn't they already be making huge breakthroughs? The med tech field is actually a great litmus test for the efficacy of this technology. It's pretty transparent that the tech is nowhere near how you describe it. And to think that the end goal of tech like that is to help the poor get better access to healthcare? That's just retarded. \n\nAnd Google, cheap templatized legal representation all existed before these gen AI tools. You think the barrier to labor and renter uprising was cause we were too dumb to write or research? And you think that the missing piece was the ability to offload our writing and critical thinking to LLMs controlled by literal billionaires???\n\nCome the fuck on. |
| I’m holding for at least a year. |
| A market crash does not mean the market is gone, it just means a lot of stocks crash. \n\nThe dotcom bubble was a real thing, the following crash was a real thing, the internet is still here. \nMany companies went bankrupt, but a few got unbelievable huge. |
| None of them is even unusually smart or gifted other than probably Page and Brin. Zuck literally just coded up some shitty website that was in the right place at the right time. Apple and MS stole the correct shit at the right place and right time (Woz is brilliant but I don't think that's why Apple succeeded). The narrative where they're geniuses is just the need to justify why they possess so much wealth relative to the rest of us, when in truth they're just the benefactors of a broken system and luck. |
| Give me that. I want that. |
| It’s hard to see compute becoming cheaper any time soon when the shittiest 32gb kit of DDR5 on the market is still pushing $1000. I think this current news cycle is less about the downfall of AI/compute availability and more about how META sucks shit at innovating on anything outside of 2010s social media |
| good, paid off all my student loans saving an extra $800 a month now |
| That house costs $2.5 million dollars nowadays, depending where it's located. |
| I like making money off the rotting if society, because how else\n\nBut damn does a responsibility to share holders ruin everything |
| I come here for the Ls crowd |
| The date has passed but this isn’t cash settled. Had he let it run, he would have been assigned the shares which would have cost him $3.9mil. And why would he own a stock when he could just have the profits? |
| ~ $200 - $250 seems reasonable for a city? |
| Salary? Dogshit. But then Short term capital gains tho |
| ...assuming the red hot debt market doesn't collapse |
| 5 downvotes for speaking the truth, 20% of the worlds oil supple was cut off for months and now we got the MOU oil prices are below the pre war levels. They hated Jesus too 🫡 |
| takes for ever to open the casino, even the sports casino fucking lol tbh |
| boofin my own nut |
| IBM earned its old days glory and one of the reason is the role IBM playing in what I call AI middleware. Seats between companies/organizations and AI like Claude/ChatGPT/Others. That makes IBM the middleware choice for the most regulated customers - banks, insurers, healthcare, who need to *prove* to a regulator that their AI is controlled, not just believe it. IBM's edge isn't technology leadership; it's decades of enterprise trust and existing contracts in exactly those industries. In "firewall terms": Palantir guards what the AI can see, IBM documents everything the AI did. |
| u probably are....things could change as early as 930 am though |
| its literally always calls. even in extended bear markets that last years, the answer is still calls |
| > lol Anthropic and OpenAI have jack shit revenue outside of AI\n\nWith everyone else I meant hyperscalers, clearly not the AI labs.\n\nEverything you said makes Google better than the others in case the AI trade goes well.\n\nIf the AI trade fails, Google is gonna do the same thing as the other hyperscalers: write off the datacenters and stick to their existign business |
| So turns out futures traders were right all along, and unsurprisingly most Redditors crying the futures market was dumb and/or rigged were wrong. |
| Cybersecurity is an example. Multiple zero day exploits in some of the most core software we use have been uncovered through A.I |
| only one winning is Apple |
| Wait till you see Rugby... |
| Post your shorts |
| Anybody ever boof an eight ball? |
| believe it or not, calls |
| pltr was made from corruption, please research how the company was founded. Through loopholes, blackmail, corruption, and a little rat wiggling his way to become the designated company for the military. \n\nFuck. PLTR. Do Not Trust Them. |
| if u not buying DRAM is you really a man |
| The frontier labs will prolly not publish how they do these things |
| Whats the difference between puts and calls |
| Zuke is a psychopath and a professional liar. But he is also ugly |
| We are seeing compute flow from the losers to the winners. The free market is doing its job. It's signal about xAI and Meta and something to keep an eye on. I'm reading it as Meta and xAI can't find better ways to monetize their compute right now. |
| We only make capital gains here. Edit: Except for the bers |
| In an unexpected twist, man discovers he’s also a sex robot who has been reprogrammed into a kid using Chat GPT. \n\nIt turns out the mother always wanted children, but raising actual kids was going to be too expensive… |
| Sell cheap puts against your LEAPS to lower your break even while AI cools off. |
| need sndk to open to 2100 tmr or else im cooked |
| How the chicas in Venezuela ? |
| Okey dokey |
| longest weekend ever |
| Me and my girl took the motorcycles out to watch some 4th fireworks. \n\nEnded up sitting at Wawa from 9pm to 1am trapped in a thunderstorm\n\nfucking kek futes better be green bro |
| Why tf you benching relax bro keep straining yourself you’re gonna die young |
| AI trade continues because it allows rich retards to larp like they had a singular, worthwhile thought in their coddled existence and makes them feel like they arent just silver spoon fed, worthless, talentless hacks stealing paychecks from their familial appointed positions. They will literally keep spending trillions just chasing that feeling, profits be damned. |
| what a terrible long weekend, open the fucking casino i need it!! i can’t survive any longer |
| Or "loss porn" and their entire portfolio is 2k |
| This is peak out of touch boomer thinking |
| If you put everything on one stock or in one contract then you shouldn’t be trading. |
| MU to 1,00000000 |
| Why do none of these artists smile on the screensaver when I play a song on Spotify lol |
| oh i forgot what sub this was lol, im not even talking to devs you people are just AI tech bros, keep hyping it up bro im sure you'll be rich one day |
| Had to check if I could afford another case of top ramen today. Finally I understand how the bears feel 😔 |
| Deep |
| 🌈 |
| Why is she staying home? Put her ass to work! Boom, passive income |
| He might also call out some tickers for parents to pick. |
| SLS |
| escorts\* |
| They didn't have something people loved. They had an idea that meant majority of fortune 500 companies had to sell all their existing hardware and migrate their workloads to AWS data centers literally for convenience. It wasn't seen as some loved thing at the time. It was just a new way to manage hardware and offload most of the headache of managing hardware to someone else.\n\nIt wasn't actually revolutionary in any way. It basically did for Servers and Compute what Uber did for taxis. Centralise, manage, regulate, provide better customer support, kill off a lot of the small businesses in the sector. \n\nNow you have A.I something actually on the cutting edge, actually providing a whole new type of service and somehow you think it is useless? |
| lol Anthropic and OpenAI have jack shit revenue outside of AI. And yes Googles isn’t yet quite up par with codex/claude but considering 2y ago they were caught sleeping at the wheel and essentially restarting/reorging their LLM efforts from the ground up to where they caught up to, PLUS all their other advantages, only a fool wouldn’t look at Google as having everything stacked in their in favor of. \n\nThey’re not MS or Meta. They’ve been leaders in AI and ML for decades. The stuff that powers Claude and ChatGPT came from Google Research. They just had no idea what they had and how to make a product. Their core tech and research DNA is word class. |
| I don’t care what you have. $2,500 spending a month is not living like a king. That’s less than my disposable income per month after all my debt and expenses are paid and I don’t live like a king lol. |
| Thanks for the reply and link! |
| Puts you at the mercy of China shenanigans |
| They aren’t selling excess compute |
| Open the casino, let me play my favorite slotmachines! |
| The future is uncharted. The only map we have is hope. ☀️ |
| AI can be used for good things, like helping poor people build a detailed case against an abusive landlord (just for ex.) that an attorney might listen to. It has potential medical benefits like screening for a normalities in MRIs that the doc might have missed. A revolutionary force could use it to control their own, and possibly enemy, drones/autonomous weapons and evaluate battle plans in real time. \n\nIt's kinda like the Rush lyrics, "All this machinery making modern music can still be open hearted... It's really just a question of your honesty." |
| Weird, it didn't paywall me, turn off Javascript and reload page\n\nEdit: if you Google, "what's wrong with Collossus" or "Collossus can't train grok" you will get lots of options |
| no |
| I hate it bc ai chatbots are incapable of being honest by definition of how LLMs work. It’s predictive |
| Compute will remain a constrained asset. Selling a large amount of top dollar priced compute on a low commitment contract is capitalizing on part of the asset. |
| As of right now ill hold. If the chart shows me something i dont like ill cut or trim as needed. |
| I checked hotel prices in downtown Chicago. I feel poor. |
| I have a cute 3br house, a little truck, easy job, go out to eat whenever i want, dont work any overtime, my commute is 5minutes, buy whatever games or leisure i feel like, take care of my yard. I mean i really dont know that id make any sacrifices just for better versions of that stuff. Signed ohio. And most kings smelled like shit and ate unseasoned bullshit they were hoping wasnt poisoned |
| i wouldnt tell anybody that |
| The fact that I used AI to generate this exact reply just proves your point. Peak efficiency. Welcome to the lazy revolution. 🥂 |
| Make enough to live in the billionaire enclave |
| Many do, but often times they're low IQ dummies who feel offended if anyone around them is good at something. If someone has a higher IQ you'll know based on their success in life and their ability to quickly understand things. On the other hand, you can always tell someone has a very low IQ by their inability to understand things and how quickly they get mad so it's rare that you'd need to bring up actual numbers. |
| Junk food and diet treatments it’s the American way. |
| No but if it meets $130 or higher by expiration i have the options to buy them at $130/share if i decide to exercise. |
| 295 2 months ago, rotator cuff started acting up and I havent really been to the gym since :(\n\nEvery time I start making a run for breaking 315 some bullshit happens man |
| Right. So you are still developing by hand. Apart from occasional needs, if you are still doing by hand I can salute the relic of you. We, the not doing anything important people, are developing faster, and more testing faster, debugging faster, understanding the old code base faster, etc., |
| Yep, banks reimburse |
| Trump accounts apparently went live yesterday, so naturally mango will pump the market tonight with more tweets about how rich those kids will be with the trump accounts, how hes still winning the war, how great the economy is, and how we have alot of oil. |
| my dick is in the punch\n\n |
| With modern reasoning models, it's not big spend up front and cheap later (like most tech generally is). The inference compute went up by orders of magnitude.\n\nIt's not clear if either are profitable on inference alone. |
| I keep waiting for the cousins to merge. |
| What is their ticker? |
| https://finance.yahoo.com/markets/article/its-a-bull-market-wall-street-sees-more-upside-in-stocks-for-the-second-half-of-2026-120220657.html |
| 2030+:\n\nBreaking News: Man Discovers Wife Isn't Real; She's A Sex Robot\n\nIt turns out the mother bought a sex robot for her son, programmed the sex robot exactly how she wants, and ordered the sex robot to seduce her son\n\n👩🦳: I just don't trust the women out there these days and only wanted the best for my son.\n\n🧑: I...uhhh... at first felt like I was punk'd when I found out my wife was a robot. But then I realized robot or not, she's my wife and I love her. And I thank my mom for bringing her into my life |
| The banks eat those Paze credits right? Or does Wendy’s share in the cost of the credits? |
| Burry trying to make a stupid argument to support his bear case |
| nah. demand is gonna continue to go up as smaller and smaller enterprises build out local systems. At least thats what i heard by people smarter than me |
| 20$ by end of July. |
| Bench deez nuts |
| He understood the users were the product before almost anyone\n\n"Yeah so if you ever need info about anyone at Harvard. Just ask. I have over 4,000 emails, pictures, addresses, SNS. People just submitted it. I don't know why. They "trust me". Dumb fucks." |
| and china is not a social state? the difference is that china is increasing equality, the west is increasing inequality |
| i agree with the dude above me 👆idk wtf they said but i agree |
| Ask Jeeves |
| **OPEN THE BACCARAT TABLE** |
| I bought a really nice garden bench recently for $20 |
| Can't wait for Gemini 3.5 pro to flop |
| Technology subreddit peasants bleeding into WSB. \n\nFor context this user is not an American citizen and likely has no access to Air Conditioning. |
| Didn't realize tomshardware had a paywall now |
| How much everyone bench? |
| It's starting to fortify. Google bought that compute from SpaceX for 1 billion a month because Gemini usage blew past their internal projections. |
| > Gemini is #2 in enterprise adoption after Claude right now.\n\nWonder why: they are cheaper. I know it because I have it at work and I pay for codex out of my own money rather than using Gemini.\n\nTPUs are worth nothing if demand disappears, and same for datacenters. I really don't see how they come out of this any better than the other hyperscalers if the AI trade fails.\n\nThe only "true" thing is that they have revenue outside of AI, but so does everyone else. |
| recession cancelled due to lack of interest |
| How do you handle the vega crush on those january calls? |
| more like the rulling classes of the west are getting more and more a bigger share of the wealth while fucking the working class without giving back basic things such as housing |
| SONY https://www.marketwatch.com/story/gamer-trades-in-1-000-of-physical-discs-at-gamestop-days-after-sony-announces-end-of-disc-era-bf8383b7?eafs\_enabled=false |
| OP said he knew it was stupid then goes on to say he feels the world is against him as if stupid decisions are supposed to work out😂😂😂 |
| im confused\n\n |
| Yeah and fable isn’t hot. I use sonnet everyday and I’m sure fable wouldn’t be worth the tokens. \n\n |
| Interestingly enough when the first execution was performed in France via guillotine the people almost rioted because it was so fast; there was no show. They were used to the Catherine Wheel and other such brutal tortured and were pissed the execution did not contain any suffering or excess gore. |
| I'll give you a hug, friend |
| For one minute the semis and memory might go up, don't start with war shit again |
| I dont even buy options, it is probably dumbest thing ever that came to my mind first |
| Plus or minus 25k a day. |
| Who do you mean by grow a pair? It’s not physically or biologically possible to grow a pair, at least without stem cells |
| Best set up tonight into tomorrow would be flat to green futes, dump first 30 minutes Monday. If I see this I’m buying |
| then you're not doing anything important |
| The capex and return would only get exposed over next 4 to 6 earnings. Speculation up until there. The next few earnigs could be bearish due to the spend vs return, but eventually the cpaex will reduce or returns validate it. Or it just goes to total shit, but either way we dont know today what it will do in 2 to 3 years. |
| How do I have nice things but not have people asking for a job/help all the damn time? |
| 😢 |
| This is the kind of DD I come to this sub for |
| to police the gheyness.... |
| we are compressing training data probabilistically\n\n50-50% probability that you'll remember your training |
| who do u mean by ''guys in power''........ |
| That one is uh, far less likely. AI and humans know that one is a waste of time. That’s why that movie tanked |
| Saw someone being mean to their mum for being annoying and that just made me sad ☹️ |
| the währungs-g/v eating into your gains is the most painful part honestly, fx risk on top of stock risk is a double whammy, but +5,69% unrealized is not bad for IBM of all things. The CHF has been creeping up lately too so that's working against you. At least you bought in at 271 which was a decent entry, EK looks fine compared to current price. Hold it and let it cook, IBM has been slowly coming back with the AI hype and enterprise stuff, not a sexy pick but steady gains add up over time |
| Don’t sell |
| ¡Abran el casino! |
| I posted the link above, it's a Frankenstein he tried to build really fast using every off the shelf GPU immediately available and because it's a bastard of so many architectures nobody can get full compute out of it.\n\nEdit: honestly it's probably more of his venture capital bro shell game, we built this giant thing but we can't even use it to train our model.\n\nhttps://www.tomshardware.com/tech-industry/artificial-intelligence/musks-colossus-1-ai-supercomputers-inefficient-mixed-architecture-design-couldnt-be-used-to-train-grok-so-anthropics-using-it-for-inference-instead-musk-readies-unified-blackwell-only-colossus-2-for-frontier-training-and-potential-ipo |
| I’ve never once done options and you can’t make me |
| Ha. Ha. I never seen anyone coding by hand these days. That life is changed by LLMs. |
| is 6% crazy? cause it's a guaranteed return that won't fluctuate at all, compared to making 8% on VT and then paying 25% tax on the gains... seems like a wash |
| You forgot the AI Tribunals. |
| You need a job to earn a salary |
| yeah like when cloud become a thing, overbuilt as fuck and crashed and then the real winners emerged. \n\noh wait |
| Sky Hy\n\nOP deserves a Ph.D |
| SPY bull trap. Pootz 📉 |
| OpenAI has codex and lots of good models for enterprise use. Grok was a menace and I got urgent orders from our management to remove it from our internal systems |
You have it backwards. \nRead this:  Meta Compute: Everyone Wants To Be A Neocloud Zuck Takes Plan B? SpaceX 2.0, Bedrock 2.0, MSL Isn't Giving Up, Scaling RecSys by 10x... ClusterMAX ranking coming soon? newsletter.semianalysis.com |
| You are wrong. I remember we were coding in VI. I would never ever going back to coding just with vi. Its not that I can code without LLM, but I do not want to. I would slow down quit the job till I get home find another job. |
| No, not really. It's just absurdly over values and limited in market prospects now due to to its valuation. I'd also point out that operating as an integrator isn't really much of a moat. |
| Well who else should run Meta, some suit who previously turned a trucking company around? |
| Hell yeah Pogi is in top shape again |
| heading to Best Buy now to buy a silly little scooter 🤗 |
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 Advantages and Challenges of Nuclear-Powered Data Centers Nuclear power has the potential to be a great partner for data centers but there are some hurdles to clear. www.energy.gov |
| Spy opens at 755 ? |
| Meta pivoting again from their terrible business moves is probably not indicative of all the conpute shortage story. Likely a reflection of their poor mgmt or lack of success of Llama and other internal use of all that compute. |
| idk 6% guaranteed is pretty fuckin good return. \n\nedit: much better than the -70% I get playing with options tbh so it's a way of keeping my hand so away from the money |
| The first interaction I had with my best friend at work was him coming to my office to introduce himself and then me saying “oh….. so….. why did you introduce yourself to me?” |
| Gemini is #2 in enterprise adoption after Claude right now. And Google doesnt depend on anyone. They have their own data centers. They have their own TPUs which are extremely power efficient. They have their research division which is likely second only to Anthropic. They have a shit ton of revenue that has no dependency on AI.\n\nOh and Google owns 15% of Anthropic.\n\nOut of all this AI cash burn race pretty much the only one guaranteed to come out ok no matter what is Google.\n\nMicrosoft? lol copilot \nAmazon? Err right. \nMeta? Their ai sucks so much they can get more $ by leasing their data centers to Google. \nxAI? See above only leasing their data centers to Anthropic.\n\nOpenAI? In a desperate code red watching Anthropic eat the entire cake they first came up with but failed to capitalize on because they didnt recognize AI + coding = self running 3d printer and instead focused on shit like Sora and chat ads. |
| https://m.youtube.com/shorts/UADQiw4yCMA 😂 |
| Yes, because nothing changes over the course of 25 years. Especially tech, one of the fastest changing industries. |
| It’s like the Tesla model but for the entire market\n\nOver promise on timelines or the tech itself.. while diesel still moves the goods, camera tech by itself never was going to be reliable enough for autonomous driving, cybertruck was just a hype mission to manufacture cheaply, and… it’s valuations have broken into orbit and serve as money churner than any actual economic output |
| Proving my point, spiraling towards that situation cause no one will argue against the guys in power using that same counter argument “grow a pair” |
| I have this funny feeling that the Middle East will flood the market with cheap oil killing off American production. Once crippled Middle East producers will manufacture a crisis sending oil through the roof while American production scrambles to spin up again. \n\n\nOr I’ve been drinking too much again. |
| "wouldn't exist without inventions we took or used from other places"\n\nStart naming these "inventions" \n\nAnd it better be bigger than just "gun powder" and a couple other token things. |
| Hmm if gheyness isn’t allowed why are you here 🧐 |
| is he the christian pulisic of bball? |
| I wonder what the median salary of this sub is |
| I just found a clip on YT lol. Certainly someone I would listen to...NOT. |
| i understand, but there is no room for that type pf gheyness here... |
| bullish for ai then |
| No it doesn't. Grok is excellent for realtime information and it is more neutral. I regularly have to tell ChatGPT that it's wrong due to relying on old training data. |
| It ran 1000 percent in a year I didn't know when it was going to stop and I wasn't going to hold for like a week. |
| #RDDT BAGHOLDER SUPPORT GROUP UNITE 🫂👥️🧑🧑🧒🧒 |
| Yea that “only” is doing a lot of coping there. |
| repent.... |
| Bullish on archer |
| And their own data centers. And their own tpus. And their own research division. And their own revenue streams that don’t depend on AI. |
| Mofo the casino is closed for the last 3 days we shitposting now |
| He's trying to pump up Wendy's value again to recoup something but its hard to see that happening as Wendy's has gotten old over the years & her bumbum ain't getting any better looking shape anymore. May just have to accept that reality and fly off to the moon down there! Lol! |
| More like 5x but ya |
| Hell yes! Let's go! This is what we like to see |
| waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.........grow a pair |
| bullish for stocks |
| !remindme 08/21/26 |
| yeah my buddy said the same when hormuz exorts stalled |
| Or how ignorant people are |
| After abandoning metaverse |
| Are you going to hold on for longer or sell? |
| Damnnnn |
| Can we bring back the guillotine please |
| Best I can do is post a pic of Christian Bale |
| Haha. This bud's for youuuuu! 🎶 |
| holy fuck. I thought 🌽 shot back to $89k for a moment, then realized currency was automatically displayed as CAD because i’m at the toronto airport |
| sir this is a casino |
| https://preview.redd.it/tazjgdyolfbh1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=49e28b005506ced17260e0b2c933de59c7390273 |
| No. Meta and xAI are not used at all for any enterprise. They all used for giggles in Twitter and Instagram. That's why their GPUs in data centers are rented out. \n\nOpenAI and Anthopic products used by mostly all companies for coding, designing, to documents. Microsoft Copilot by default used OpenAI model. |
| It’s hilarious that you delusional regards are so optimistic about the future. AI is not going to make the future bountiful and beautiful. Countries are rearming at an alarming rate, regional wars are being kicked off with zero regard for international law or any law for that matter. And pretty soon there’s gonna be AI powered drone swarms that look like the Protoss carrier in StarCraft or Tony Stark’s defense system in spiderman, and once the first group of civilians gets hit with those it’s gonna be on like AI donkey kong. If we don’t all get nuked first |
| maybe that's why example openai buys stakes in smaller specialised companies? Integration, being able to pull on them if needed? |
| Market doesn’t care about oil |
| bored as fuck might finally learn how to play hearts of iron today |
| there is nothing more bullish than anti-AI sentiment among poor people. |
| Yahoo finance |
| Didnt they buy Oculus too? |
| Bro you bought at the top what are you even doing you didn’t see it ran 100% in a month |
| Capex isn't the whole story.\n\nGo do some research on deepseek and qwen.\n\nI went from spending $40-$50/day on claude to $10-$15. I was using claude for everything, now i use claude for planning/thinking/orchestration and use qwen or deepseek for performing tasks. I rent hardware to run qwen @ $1.50/hr |
| Greats stock can’t go wrong |
| Mango going totally nuts with the truths, just like the market will tomorrow |
| You forgot to mention, a lot of enterprises are starting to cut AI costs while new models are getting more expensive (doubling in case of anthropic). This is going to blow up fast. |
| Saw my first “and honestly?” on Gemini and got triggered. |
| Is it the one with the crackhead laughing? |
| Hmm, posibile, not so long ago it was above that, I would’ve said middle of September. August could be a slow month because of holidays. Do you need yo buy the shares of they reach that amount? |
| Sometimes you meet someone super chill and you want to be friends with when you’re in a anti social mood 😔 |
| Anyone think that AMD can win vs. Nvidia because although Nvidia GPUs > AMD GPUs, Nvidia CPUs < AMD CPUs and from a full stack perspective some may choose AMD because CPUs are more important for an AI agent doing multiple tasks at once?\n\nNvidia is better at training models though |
| https://preview.redd.it/9r8c7h63lfbh1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e0171b3809ae77b73e54aed66f2ce0a1b5e3b6aa |