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| Grats |
| it replicates the world |
| I’m gonna be sick from all this money! |
| Mods legit on a warpath about politics posting, jesus |
| I agree. We have no business over there. |
| Bears are at work, bulls banging the fat wife |
| Give it 10 minutes. |
| Who's buying 0DTE 687 puts |
| king of taking profits still a good title \n\n |
| I sold 110 puts LOL |
| https://preview.redd.it/5badmklrc6vg1.png?width=1024&format=png&auto=webp&s=03e34e9abd8cef4a872e73063cf0bd2915663f4d\n\nsilly |
| Update, I bought 0dte calls, went down $200 in 30 seconds. Held, went back to even and sold, missed out on a 400 bagger so far if I held for 30 more seconds. I’m a PUSSSY |
| Only about .6% from ATH. I think we hit it today. |
| You belong here |
| Ah look at that. I've been rewarded for not having paper hands 📃🫴 |
| that's the spirit! |
| Must be nice |
| Made my losses from yesterday back thank u spy for being a funny chart |
| Patiently waiting for the Israel-Palestine talks to go nowhere |
| Capital doesn't care about Labor, this is nothing new. |
| 3500 point rally on the Dow over the last 10 days. Average gain per day was 350 points. Insane. This has to be one of the greatest rallies of all time. |
| Every sell order MMs put in their back pocket |
| Physical delivery is a different thing. You are not agreeing to settle by end of month, you are agreeing to pay fright and actually deliver to yourself. Physical delivery is expensive right now, and physical delivery prices are higher because operators need oil (you cannot run a refinery on oil you don't have) and they are willing to pay more to get oil delivered now ahead of month end futures settlements. |
| Inverse head and shoulder completed on the daily chart for silver. Moon bound 🚀🚀🚀 |
| We remove so so many man |
| #WE ENDING THE WEEK AT 710 AT THIS RATE |
| I am sure every gey ber should have become strait now or they will keep getting focked hard in that azz |
| Wow. I was thinking of you.. rich mofo |
| Bears anus look like the Japanese flag |
| sndk gonna end today green....... |
| Daily chart is fucking ridiculous lol |
| Canned food, toilet paper and a barrel of oil |
| 1% every day.\n\nMango blockaded the red days too lmao |
| Enough AI generated bear/bull stuff please, it is low quality. |
| This lol |
| Value didn’t participate in this melt up\n\nOh, ok |
| Many believe it’s marketing hype but those of us using Claude Code are pooping our pants. AI code review will not be an option for any developer in a very short time. |
| Still genius, still sad 😆...i did 2 times before the war i turned 100 into small profit of like 150 and it went to 10k+ could of profit |
| Spam |
| We're truly in the internet robber baron era. |
| Dammit. I’m the king of taking profits way too early. Argh. |
| > The information published by some media sources is incorrect and no appointment for the second round of talks has been finalized or even negotiated, neither in Pakistan nor anywhere else. Given the announcement of the naval blockade of Iran by the US and the continued attacks on the Lebanese border, it is unlikely that there will be any further talks.\n\nKind of a sketchy source but we'll see 🤷 |
| you brought long dated puts at 630 spy 🕵️ LOL |
| They really did the whole “let’s create chaos to kick start the market again” and it fucking worked. There is just too much money for us to fail my lord |
| Wait but aren’t a shit ton of the contracts for WTI expiring in a week on the 21st of April that were purchased in March? And with WTI I thought you needed the physical oil to deliver. |
| Bitch bears wanted 689 but shit is going to 699 instead LMAO\n\nSPY is never seeing below 692 again\n\nNEVER |
| FUCK MY BEAR LIFE AAAAAAAAA |
| Good bot |
| Hahahahahahahhaha\n\nBears |
| Amen 🙏 |
| At least use ms paint |
| what is the case for Nokia |
| my crystal ball says this is the top so everybody better buy calls |
| Upvote if you missed out on this epic bull run by holding puts. |
| money spins the world |
| Then I would say go 20X leverage next time |
| Buy this intel dip and retire in 2030. |
| uber is only for drunk drivers |
| When and where is the top shiii |
| WHAT THE FUCK AAPL GET IN THE FUCKING GREEN |
| I will never buy puts again. Permabull forever. |
| Yes😂 normally I’d advise against this and my YTD is egregious so don’t listen to me, but in this one particular moment it seems to be the optimal strategy. |
| Do you have a moment to hear about our lord and savior Chad Marx? |
| Idk I like it\n\n\n |
| Omg in 2 weeks the 1year rsi went from 28 to 66.2 |
| You can see spot prices on bloomberg terminal, or you can wait for Reuters to update like they did when it hit [$150 a day ago](https://www.reuters.com/business/energy/physical-oil-europe-hits-record-high-near-150-barrel-hormuz-crisis-worsens-2026-04-13/). US and Japan treasury are directly shorting paper futes to keep petrodollar stable, hence the 50% wide divide between paper and physical prices. |
| nah man, we’re just exchanging opinions, no need to throw rocks at yourself. |
| Gay bears get rekt |
| anytime i think it cant possibly go any higher |
| The market will keep pumping and I will keep selling into the rally because there's NO WAY this doesn't end badly. |
| This market is and has been regarded for years. It’s so obvious it’s just controlled by mms and insider trading. Your money and sentiment mean nothing. |
| Please use NSFW tag 🙏 |
| When did the index ever trend with DXY? Up 4% for the past 5Y. Market is up what? 80% Since 1985 DXY is down significantly. And the market is up at least 500%.\n\nEssentially zero correlation |
| what did you do? |
| It’s weird I’m a hardcore Ber and I really want to see 695, if this market can be weird I want to see how weird it can be |
| Oh thank god were saved. I was worried. |
| what did you do? |
| My wife's boyfriend says real money can be made through long term cum pounding or something |
| Thinking of buying SNDK, MU and TSM stocks should I DCA with these stocks or just buy a couple shares to start? |
| what did you do? |
| Holy one way batman. |
| I closed all my positions and all I want right now is to see this stupid pump to stop |
| Guess no one selling today to pay tax. |
| ATH today would be bonkers |
| The copium in there reminds me of video game and popcorn days.\n\n\nNo, the richest company out there now being a direct competitor in a very expensive field is a good thing because.... Reasons... Hedgies R fuckd. |
| Insane 2 weeks lol |
| i love selling my 690 calls for a 45% gain before SPY goes through the fucking roof |
| From correction to almost ATH in 2 weeks. LMFAO |
| reminder: we pumped like this for 5 months straight based off a few concept of a framework of a trade deal rumors |
| Don’t know if it is but seems like a good spot to say it and get the auto reply |
| Even worse-worse losers: diesel drivers. |
| A whole civilization of bers will die today |
| it'll get the blood pumping for sure |
| what did you do? |
| Jesus it’s still going |
| Sup with Google? |
| >dont't trade stuff you don't understand\n\n\nI guess you never heard of the Green Lumber Fallacy? |
| AI slopfest |
| Oh, bother. |
| Holy fuck $GOOG I got greedy and bought back in and am up 100% almost immediately. The candle to end all fucking candles. Jesus |
| spy 695 wow |
| I sold for 300% thinking I was a genius. It’s now +1000%. Somehow feels like I lost the trade |
| When you buy a share, what do you think is happening |
| I need IWM at $270. Thanks for your attention to this matter. |
| Takes one to know one |
| You almost died |
| Same bro, same\n\nThats why I switched to drinking paint thinner and why I hang out here |
| well bers atleast there was one red candle where you couldve made enough to pay for half of a wendys combo |
| Bers six months ago: “stocks are too expensive.. we need a pull back”. *Market pulls back*. Bers: “I’m not buying it’s the end of the world”. |
| Um so when does cashgang finally fomo in |
| 4/16 spx 7000c going parabolic rn |
| It takes 100% gain to get to zero from a 50% loss. Good job 👊🏼 |
| Holy fucking shit what a tear. Bulls in control |
| Can you remake this so that the bull has a giant, black, veiny, throbbing thundercock? And with a new angle so you can see the bers gaped anos? Pls help OP. |
| After hours: Get fked bulls |
| dirty bers downvoting u |
| Only 1% more till we reach the fabled lands |
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| always has been \n\n#🌎🧑🚀🔫👨🚀 |
| Friday is my parter and I’s anniversary and this runup is giving me the money to absolutely ball out I’m so stoked |
| Can someone explain to me (other than squeezing shorts) how the market is just randomly going for ATH at possibly the weirdest time? |
| Entering at these levels is hard as fuck if you don't already have a position.\n\nShould have just fomo'd meta 660c 😆 |
| Might get calls later to be the top signal |
| It’s amazing the number of people that don’t realize if you understand this, just take the reverse of what “makes sense” and play that. \n\nRetail owns 3% of the market, you’re not playing a guy, you’re playing algorithms. And the algorithms know numbers better |
| Blockade behind America's blockade |
| Irrational Exuberance is stupidly profitable. |
| Goog breeeeeach 330 today. Harder daddy |
| Actually worrying they did not really miss His Work for a long time. Might be overstaffing |
| I’m dead inside |
| We're going on a bear hunt.\nWe're going to catch a big one.\nWhat a beautiful day!\nWe're not scared. |
| I made a lot of money today I’m not used to this |
| How do you guys lose money? You just buy the stock and it goes up. |
| watching an index pump 5-6% in 3/4 days is not an obvious buy signal |
| You let me cry about the what if damn you |
| I got 60 shares of Intel at 50 and another 28 at 60. Lol the timing was perfect |
| NBIS 170 end of day |
| Squeeze deez nuts you fuckin nerd.\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| Apparently red candles have been blockaded as well.\n\n8D chess.. |
| It’s a short squeeze, hit me auto mods |
| Inflation is definitely not happening at faster rates |
| 6\n\n\n9\n\n\n\n5 |
| They were running out of couches |
| Bro, there was a time I swear I thought Dividends, Income, Value mattered. \n\nI was so dumb. |
| The 5 day rsi for spy is at 82 \n\n\n\n\nYall are regarded |
| $INTC is down because I bought calls yesterday (I also have held shares forever too but the calls specifically did it in) |
| absolute annihilation |
| I see... well I'm gonna short USO anyway. I think Iran would rather take the money. |
| I'm sure they'll determine exact time of death so they can dock his pay. |
| Was going to throw a short on GOOG 20 minutes ago but had to take a 💩 thank you 💩 |
| the blockade from the US made it so all ships can cross... |
| Gosh we could even do SPY 700 today couldn't we? |
| Low volume only retails buying and algos moving on keywords like ‘ ceasfire’ ‘ dead’ and ‘ peace’ |
| How is Mythos anything but bullish for cybersecurity firms? Do people honestly believe large companies will try to vibecode their security? \n\n\nAny random basement dweller being able to deploy agent swarms for 24/7 mass attacks and finding vulnerabilities will only mean $$$ for the cybersec industry |
| How far back down when it pulls? |
| SNDK V 😂 |
| SPY 694c 1DTE |
| This is definitely good for the dollar |
| We goin' for ATH today? |
| Pay shipping cost or Iran 2mil toll? |
| It’s basically flipping a coin these days |
| Who is buying SNDK at these levels lol |
| Sold my calls this morning after making bank but if I held on to them I would have made bankity bank |
| No we don’t dawg |
| Some people missed the 2025 V and the 2026 V |
| CALL 988 FOR SUICIDE PREVENTION |
| So big sell off tomorrow! |
| I knew QBTS under $15 was free money but being regarded I only went 10% LEAPs and 90% stocks. |
| Ok this is getting a tad silly |
| they threw the ppi in a crock pot overnight |
| urmmmmmm, iran will fold cause of a economic collapse and Trump will claim victory pushing to SPY 700 |
| BULL bags getting lighter |
| and is fucking laughing about it.\n\nWhy do you think SpaceX is reserving 30% of the IPO allocation for retail? lol |
| Profit is profit |
| https://preview.redd.it/ekicv8q5c6vg1.png?width=320&format=png&auto=webp&s=eb913802f9d431695309aa03032b1231cfcc835c\n\n |
| I’m just saying that twice now I saw the largest % gains in my portfolio when the teletubby was in charge of the economy |
| they fools |
| 10% in 2 weeks. Imagine how much wealth would've been added to Boomer retirement portfolios |
| I can't livestream when I'm bleeding out |
| I have to admit I almost bought 1dte puts yesterday before close. I'm glad my cowardice saved me, again |
| If you lost money after 10 obvious green days in a row you cant be helped |
| Got in at 986 |
| Closed my positions now time to let house money run |
| Yep, just unleashed billions of dollars of munitions, destabilized the Middle East, fractured NATO relationships, and we’re still heavily deployed to the region. Of course we should be back to pre-war levels in the stocks. Makes PERFECT sense. |
| S&P up almost 1% and Uber is red. What the fuck happened to this company |
| united states of space |
| This shit unhinged 😂 gg bulls. You’ve got the power of god and kiddie diddlers on your side. |
| Metals gonna go on another 4 month run 🏃 🪙 |
| I sold for 120% profit. It is now almost 300% profit. Fuck me sideways |
| An entire civilization of bears really did die last week\n\nAnd the market seems so immune to the constant bullshit you'd need Armageddon to get it to go red |
| You go, Su Bae. Show 'em what you got. |
| Stocks are flowing like the ancient rivers of Babylon |
| 46 year old AMZN worker collapsed today in a warehouse. No one noticed him dead for a long time. Then when they do, are instructed to "get back to work" around his body "just turn around and not look".\n\nStock soaring today +3.2% lmao. |
| Please don’t let this sub turn into this level of cringe. It’s the last bastion. |
| Ai slop |
| Seriously though ... what's changed from one week ago? |
| Whenever a play seems this obvious you can bet it will go the other way at least initially. Market makers taking retail money hand over fist |
| I wouldn't even be remotely surprised if we hit $700 today. absolutely insane |
| bought 692 calls when it was at 691.20 already and somehow they're green, wtf is going on in this market |
| Priced in |
| Put holders on watch |
| Gonna act like I didn’t sell my calls .2 secs before it went up another dollar |
| How is that even possible |
| Monke just wants its money back |
| the SPX call I sold this morning for 70% gain is now up 350% wuhoo. I timed that to perfection |
| Imagine being cash gang and missing out on all these gains LMAO! |
| "Cease-fire until we can re-stock our Arms in the region" |
| This sub is just bear memes now? |
| Lmao someone lost on calls I see |
| indices aren’t even following DXY anymore. entire thing is fucked |
| you was right, I was wrong |
| Smart bers are not buying puts.\n\nSmart bers are not growing horns and buying calls.\n\nSmart bers are waiting and sharpening our claws. |
| SNDK gonna finish green 100% |
| >hh |
| Signs of addiction |
| I’m giving into the FOMO idgaf anymore. Make me rich!! |
| If you a bear, you deserve this. Never bet against ‘Murica. 🦅🦅🦅 |
| Have any one been to Truth social? \n\nWhat a dogshit web site. |
| No shit retard |
| Lol |
| Fake Internet Money dropping, oil starts climbing, will the market react?\n\n\n\nno. |
| Front month is still a futures contract—for WTI, front-month is for May delivery and for Brent, its June. Futures are in backwardation (near term contracts more expensive than longer term contracts) because the conflict is expected to be short term and the disruption resolved in 3-6 months after its over. So even the front-months are pricing in a near-term resolution. \n\nSpot prices are fucked because spot is for a physical barrel right fucking now. And we are about 15 MMbbl/d short of what the global market wants.\n\nHaving oil or not doesn't matter for futures contracts until they reach expiry and are settled, then whoever has them is on the hook for them. Until then, its just paper (hence paper market). No one is speculating on spot markets, only traders there actually want the physical product. |
| Updated and gave you a TM to commemorate this, but broke the color formatting unfortunately |
| jj |
| Bers being used like a human toilet in one of those crazy Japanese pornos |
| Pumpin |
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| Same like wtf |
| Same |
| Could’ve said that since Vietnam |
| He already ruined their nice ottoman couch, imagine what he could do with two days longer |
| Someone post the hotline |
| jljlljlj |
| 📈 Do S&P 500 new all‑time highs after a correction usually lead to a year+ of gains?\n\n\nYes — historically, when the S&P 500 hits a new all‑time high after recovering from a correction (a 10–20% drop), it usually continues rising over the next 12 months. \nThis isn’t a myth — it’s backed by long‑term market studies.\n\n\nThe most relevant data comes from LPL Financial’s historical analysis of 23 corrections since 1950:\n\n\n✔ After the S&P 500 recovers from a correction and makes a new high:\n- 70% of the time, the index gained double‑digit returns over the next 12 months \n- The average gain was 16.2% \n- The median gain was 14.6% \n- Only 2 out of 23 times was the market lower a year later (dot‑com bust 2000, pandemic 2020)\n\n\n\n\n\n\nThis directly supports the idea you mentioned: \nNew ATH after a correction → historically strong forward returns.\n\n\n---\n\n\n🧠 Why does this pattern happen?\n\n\nWhen the S&P 500 breaks to a new high after a correction:\n\n\n- It signals trend strength \n- Selling pressure has been absorbed \n- Economic conditions are usually improving \n- Liquidity and sentiment tend to be supportive \n- Momentum traders and institutions re‑enter \n\n\nThis creates a self‑reinforcing uptrend. |
| SanDisk was green everyday until wsb started talking about it |
| I admit my defeat |
| Can a ber livestream? I want to see a meltdown |
| Actually insane how the last week, you could have just done ATM 0DTE strangles and won every time because of calls |
| It may be ATH but it might be THE ATH |
| That's the issue with trading paper instead of the actual commodity. Nothing has to be priced in until the day of reckoning. |
| Not sure if I could’ve played this any worse |
| I thought you can always close positions? |
| Bro, just one more…. |
| Got fucked today and yesterday being a bear. 12k loss |
| The war was a nothingburger and Reddit was wrong again. Shocker… |
| SPY 700 EOW |
| are u ok man |
| ASTS is on sale but it's because Amazon just made a deal with Globalstar one of their competitors. I'm still very much hot on ASTS I think it could see $130 again soon but they need to start getting these satellite launches going asap |
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| APPL is so dog shit come on bro |
| Gj retard |
| Markets already priced in straight closure, now any positive news about ceasefire will be overreacted by the market |
| Gay bears calling this a LOW VOLUME FAKE PUMP lmao\n\nAGAIN lmao |
| The cruelty inflicted on bers |
| Please post a source for this. I have not seen a credible report corroborating this yet. |
| Priced in… \n\nRetail is 3% of the market |
| Moments of silence for those sold at the bottom |
| ATH here we come \n\nOuch my puts |
| I’m holding on to a SPDN ticket. |
| Euphoria |
| 👁️ 🏃 has a chance to do something truly hilarious |
| Guys I’m afraid we’ll have to wait for tomorrow for SPY 700 😭 |
| Pump before dump? |
| #### bers go on about **"low volume pumps"** but their **"high"** volume dumps are easily reversed 🤡 🤡 🤡 |
| Just buy calls? |
| yep this feeling is when I know its time to hang it up for a few days, utterly retarded |
| This is actually where I discuss my trades, wow |
| Market moves so fast, it could in a week lol |
| Idk about all that, bro likes to crash the market once a year as a treat |
| This is so fake |
| Yeah man not gonna lie +0.8% day like this is tough for bulls |
| We're about to watch the dog shit software sector go red for the 90th time this year |
| No, I’ve got over a hundred individual stocks from every sector, and most are green this week. |
| Sitting on a huge profit with a PDT restriction is fucking cringe.\n\nAnyone want to donate to get myself above restrictions? LOL |
| MAKE SURE YOU SAY THANK YOU |
| -No war: bullish\n\n-Some war: bearish\n\n-Briefly ceasing war with zero transport of goods in the most important transit location in the world: bullish |
| No thanks lil buddy I have enough equity so you can work for everyone. |
| It’s because you’re a few weeks too late |
| VOO and chill. \n\nYou tard. |
| jokes on you, i get tax harvesting for 38 years, you mad bro? |
| This may be the gayest image I've ever seen. |
| Godspeed brother |
| #Ban Bet Won\n---\n\n/u/PsychologicalKey4813 made a bet that SPY would go to 692.0 within **1 day** when it was 686.07 and it did, congrats gigabrain.\n\nTheir record is now 2 wins and 3 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| Guys I just generated a picture of myself as a doctor with ChatGPT and suddenly I had the power to turn SPY green. |
| yes |
| I guess I will join them and buy puts so others can win |
| 1-2 months from now, looking back at all the data we have now, we're going to be saying, "It was so obvious." |
| >job market in shambles \n\nCorporate profits are up\n\n>CPI on the rise\n\nHot definitely but historically not far off from its average\n\n>dog shit GDP\n\nAlready predicted. This isn't news. This was already forecasted\n\n>consumer confidence in the toilet\n\nYet consumer expenditure keeps going up\n\n\nIt's very simple |
| Talks going well |
| Whats with the uptick of regards posting AI slop photos on this sub |
| How many of these slop posts does there need to be you regard |
| The relief when you see a notification with the subject is “biting” and you read that your kid was bitten |
| Hassett: "Imagine if oil prices start going back down because the situation resolves itself somehow, you could be looking at an inflation close to zero. That's something the Fed needs to pay attention to."\n\n\nHelp I’m laughing too hard. This guy’s a fucking sadist |
| Congrats man |
| Imagine thinking USA closing the some river on the other side of the world would be bearish |
| Should i swing calls? |
| Spy bull trap..the market always goes up\n\nBull Cl🤡wns will learn a valuable lesson\n\nAm buying spy puts ready to run up that ATM\nBrrr CHA ching |
| Lmao ber |
| PAVE PARADISE PUT UP A PARKING LOT |
| we are at +1% ytd, expect 20% EOY |
| Jesu Christ |
| What flavor is it? |
| Stonks |
| Ok buddy go back to work |
| PrICeD In, ReTArD |
| TRUMP TELLS NY POST IRAN TALKS 'COULD BE HAPPENING OVER NEXT TWO DAYS' IN PAKISTAN\n\nbruh you just finished talking 2 days ago. should've just let Vance stay there |
| netflix finally gaining traction after bleeding me dry for months |
| feels like nothing to buy for the day, any recommendations ? |
| Literally for what. This is insane |
| ATH today |
| It's a true mystery! |
| I am a bul but even I think this is bullshit |
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| This was addressed in another post today.\n\nFutures are in backwardation now, which is unhealthy. Current prices are higher than futures prices, which means there is no value in storing oil, and everybody wants to buy it all right now. \n\nThe global reserves are effectively depleted, so this game lasts until there is no more oil left to sell today, and the folks who sold futures now need to cough up the product or roll out, and since the demand will certainly outpace supply, this should theoretically cause a short squeeze on futures prices. \n\nSo, yeah, if you hold long, it'll probably eventually go back up. \n\nNow despair in this reality: the market can remain irrational longer than you can remain solvent. |
| Bers got baited AGAIN holy |
| Literally who gives a f about crypto in the big 2O26 |
| yea i have that too. my mom (her grandma) watches the live feed hours a day |
| It's impossible for any non-insider to know what's happening next, or even what's happening NOW. I don't know if even the regime knows. And things can spiral quickly. |
| Yeah I bought calls and flipped em, I just also want my oil calls to print :') |
| wtf why would we ban them? I'm looking into the issue now\n\nEdit: issue fixed now |
| I still think we go back down to 620 |
| Another 80bps up to 7k. No way right? Sleeping soon. No way… |
| Now I am only down 13% YTD\n\nBeats being down 50% YTD which I was!\n\n |
| Motion to start referring to Tuesday’s opening as the TACO Bell. |
| Premiums on San Dick are obscene |
| Moment of silence for those who bought puts |
| I started working on my tax returns this morning. I'm not in a good mood. |
| No way these CPI numbers are real.\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/5i05ht9lb6vg1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1f03e0f9328028a133fb9f27638aa59bbf1ab58b |
| The talks will always break down. It's like russia/ukraine. Both sides have incompatible terms. |
| Was there some kind of news what is with all this random movement |
| Apologies, will take a look into this |
| Iran has a gas pipeline to Pakistan. Plus it is a big country that is less reliant on oil export compared to golf states. \n\nSure it hurts Iran but also hurts the whole rest of the world which will pressure US to stop. \n\nIran has survived 40 years of sanctions, they will not easily fold. |
| 2 is better than 1 |
| Getting older is getting a real dopamine hit from your kids daycare posting activity photos on the app lol |
| What is going on bru |
| Is $CAR a meme stock |
| TACO Tuesday incoming after 2pm EST. |
| Can anyone explain how Covid, Liberation Day and Iran War all happened February/March and all recovered in a month? |
| What happen? |
| Hmm. Crypto doing weird shit. Wonder if it is some foreshadowing? |
| There will be record US oil company profits this year |
| I wish bonds had rallied as much as stonks. That would have been a great short. |
| Bear: Sorry, it’s spring now, I should wake up\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/56xh1tygb6vg1.png?width=1536&format=png&auto=webp&s=dd6cc7ed9fc62e8e69d2ffe4baf1e75e8d43787d\n\n |
| This is what I get for being bearish |
| I couldn't possibly, I took too much self loathing at dinner. |
| how's that put call ratio now? seems like 0 by the looks of it |
| “tHErEs nO vOlUmE bEhiNd tHiS pUmP” shut up ber and take this dih |
| 692🥹 |
| MU is gonna have that SNDK run up, I can feel it in my veins |
| Tom Lee redemption |
| The economy is great mate, stop being deadass negative |
| OPEN THE FUCKIN’ WENDY’S YOU CRAZY BERSTARDS!! |
| I was down 95% on my goog calls just a week ago. Now only 60%. So much winning |
| “blockade” not doing shit lmfao |
| Mf it’s been a straight diagonal lineup for the last 2 weeks wdym when V retard |
| RKLB\n\nneutron launch coming soon, biggest catalyst of the decade |
| War about to begin again. |
| TSLA 420 calls for 4/20 are still cheap at now .15 its a good fkn lotto ticket. |
| I sold. I'll buy back tomorrow if it looks good. |
| Just made $200 thanks bro lmaooo |
| Yeah here too, honestly the US is pretty insulated economically from the whole situation, that doesn't mean there are not massive numbers of people who are not. |
| lmfao |
| Yes lets see, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday |
| Spy $700 is not a meme. |
| tf did i see |
| Why not ATH today |
| Here, eat this slice of regret pie |
| just sold all my SNDK for a loss. RIP |
| Is double blockade a good thing now? |
| economy in shambles, at least stock market is up and ripping |
| SPY and near all time high. How is the market shit? \nIf you aren't making money right now you gotta be truly regarded. |
| Nobody can see this as a return to normal. Damage is done to oil supply and it's coming for us all. |
| Lmao SP literally makes zero sense right now |
| How can she ~~slap~~ pump |
| These pigs coming straight from Orwell's animal farm |
| My Claude AI has run out of free message for the day. Time to chill ig 🤔 |
| lmfao its always "could be" and the market rips |
| Finally finished my taxes…. Bye bye 6 grand |
| The bear paw tightens |
| There is big volume every day |
| Have bears ever been this fucked? |
| 50% loss and still holding it like nothing happened \n\nLegend in the making 😂 |
| isn’t hezbollah the little short guy |
| Why not lol |
| Who else is losing money going long on a big up day.... I'd rather be losing my ones on puts than this crap. |
| Ber extinction event |
| VIX |
| Nah I’ll never shut up u can’t silence a true retard |
| Americans love nothing more than donating to the 1% |
| damn. I hope you cut out a deal and don't pay the regular price.\n\nI was able to cut a deal for paying a lot less in commissions |
| I read asml as Age, sex, man, location |
| They haven’t even scheduled a meeting retard. |
| > 🚨 TRUMP TELLS NY POST IRAN TALKS 'COULD BE HAPPENING OVER NEXT TWO DAYS' IN PAKISTAN\n\nWe’re gonna hit 700 on talks going well |
| World Fried Chicken disappoints again. Tennessee Fried Chicken will save us on Friday, though. |
| it will literally never stop pumping |
| Teslas true value is $3 a share |
| Let’s just rip the bandaid and hit that ATH today |
| https://preview.redd.it/uxdq1zq7b6vg1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=38a9ddb24039d949514b43ed319bb8d6903d3455\n\n |
| Sigh. Just sold my puts at a 44% loss. You win this round bulls 🙁 |
| When does the Supreme Leader speak ? |
| Weeklies but I'm out of them now, currently holding too many NFLX calls for Friday 😬 |
| Maybe that is why I like hanging here |
| Bulls are so stupid. I’m not going into hibernation until I lose all my money (I have a job so I can always lose new money) |
| These may be "facts" today but if you're not in the regime's inner circle you have zero idea what's coming next. Everything is a gamble at this point. |
| Market going straight up everyday. yet u regarded keep buying put 🤡 |
| I just read that “part of winning is learning how to lose” when does the losing part end? |
| Ber trap alert |
| 7200 coming |
| Retarded bears have gone back to SHUTTING THE FUCK UP lmao\n\nAGAIN lmfao |
| Okay yeah that’s what I thought. Is this not being priced in like… at all? lol |
| that was a fun 10 minute sell, back to lazy float up |
| 7000 today |
| It caused a massive increase....\n\nIt just happened immediatly and already some weeks ago |
| The "smart money" is definitly buying the Nasdaq on it's 10th consecutive up-day. |
| Definitely closest thing in adulthood I’ve found to that brand of dopamine lmao |
| What in the heck is going on in this here market today |
| got it. another melt up day. |
| Remember SaaS apocalypse, private Credit, oil, inflation??? \n\nYeah, me neither 🤌 |
| WTF? |
| it used to be. there's a lotta rules now |
| How would you define the fundamental functions of the stock market? |
| Job market in shambles, CPI on the rise, dogshit GDP growth, consumer confidence in the toilet...\n\nSPY still out here being the little engine that could |
| I'm dumb enough to bet against TSLA not dumb enough to understand why it keeps pumping |
| There's no volume behind this pump. the magic TA crayons say this pump shouldn't be happening. |
| Amazon and Google pumping full of retardium |
| Gee wonder where the tariff money went |
| amazon bulls are like “here’s how workers dying on the line is bullish” |
| Mark is always on some fucking bull shit |
| I am literally browsing Reddit right now so that I am NOT tempted to sell. |
| Congrats to SMCI guy who bought calls at 19 |
| Is WallStreetBets the modern day COD lobby? |
| It's max manipulation. The post mortem on how much cash they wasted on this effort will be appalling. Imagine being at ATH with what's on the horizon |
| He’s got a higher net worth than 90% of yall here lmao |
| Everyone getting FOMO as the day goes by, we're hitting 7k in a few hours. |
| I’d pay way more than $99 for a barrel of dinosaurs, time to go long some oil. |
| exactly same happened retards genuinely think there will be peace |
| just bought puts at the top, spy 700 soon |
| Buy puts |
| Ionq, quantum nvda, on a ripper |
| I’ve already got my gun pointed at it\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/0ktetyn0b6vg1.png?width=320&format=png&auto=webp&s=8ecaaed6ebc226d4ab32859528d8e159937e69e3\n\n |
| Yea and they can’t import goods if there’s a blockade on their ports… and they can’t afford to import them because they can’t sell their oil which is 50% of their revenue.\n\nAnd yes not being able to pay their soldiers puts a huge risk to the regime. Look at how Assad fell in late 2024. Syria had ships, russian aircraft and missiles, and an army 70k strong. Assad’s regime fell because the soldiers basically just let Al Julani’s rag tag band of like 12k men walk into Demascus. Due to sanctions they weren’t getting paid and internal ethnic strifes were brewing. \n\nSimilar situation here, infighting is beginning, there is a low confidence in the new ayatollah, many hardliners are demoralized because they believe he is conceding to the United States. |
| What, this Iran thing was a distraction to hide the looming Private Credit issue. Nooooo! |
| why is oil curling back up |
| https://preview.redd.it/e4knbhcza6vg1.png?width=482&format=png&auto=webp&s=92b79632f415b5c2c491d36b13094c0d4bbf3c9d\n\n |
| Everything I have puts for is going up and everything I have… I have no calls |
| Bastards pope |
| I hate janet yellen. \n\n\nFor those in the back:\n\n\n*voice cracks*\n\n\nI HATE JANER YELLER |
| newsweek says trumps blockade allowing iran oil through\n\n |
| greedy cuck |
| I‘m not dumb enough to bet against TSLA, but it still annoys me that it‘s still up there |
| Yes, those contracts expire 21st of April and will need to either be expired or take on insane losses if oil doesn’t come back down which it won’t |
| No elections? Seems bullish |
| Of course not. 730 was cheaper |
| Break-even, more like broke! |
| I guarantee you I can stay irrational longer than this market can stay solvent. |
| Yeah but no paper handing. Diamond hand those puppies. |
| God save Homeländer..... 🇺🇸🗽🦅🫡 |
| What happened to “bears make money, bulls make money and pigs get slaughtered” |
| Did GOOGL cure cancer? |
| Calling 7000 today because I don’t believe it will happen. |
| Prized in already |
| It's bat shit crazy that SPY is 1% off it's all time high |
| Hopefully you didn't buy 720 strike price LOL |
| inversing now |
| That's what kills me tho. IWM for example is sitting at ATH, and that's with this debacle still going on, and even getting worse with the US blockade as now Gyna and India aren't getting oil... Just feels like the top is going to blow off as soon as this thing gets wrapped up. Who knows how long that will be, but damn. There's been piles of negative pressure, and yet, here we are. |
| TSLA bers get clobbered again what else is new |
| lmao |
| google going crazy |
| You’ve never truly lived if you haven’t naked shorted oil over the weekend when a shooting war is happening in the Middle East. |
| What's the best signal for bear short capitulation |
| That’s what I thought when I bought calls two weeks ago, just wait |
| There is no circuit breaker in Ba Sing Se. |
| Dunning Kruger Effect. |
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| the point of leverage is who is impacted more? US consumers by paying a little more at the pump or Iran who has now lost 23% of their GDP and their primary government revenue source? |
| Going to 1200 for earnings on 4/30 |
| Alright just sold my -90% puts I just bought 3 days ago and got calls. Spy 720 tomorrow |
| One of us!! |
| im loading up on puts since im always wrong. \n\ninverse me. |
| Spy wtf give me elevators |
| Structural shift buddy |
| I've never seen a pump this retarded in my life. the covid rebound was led by a $5 trillion stimulus program. this one's literally fueled by a few tweets and two tacos |
| So funny story, my little nephew bought like 5k in pokemon cards like a year ago because my brother in law left his CC info on what not. He’s been doing extra chores to “work off the debt”. Now those cards are worth 10k+. He just discovered leverage. They asked if he wants to sell and he’s just like Na I’ll hold them. He’s honestly cooked. |
| Damn what a dip buying opportunity |
| Bringing the cuck chair for you know who |
| HODL, you will be fine unless they are 0DTE |
| Tbh less than 5% of institutional investors have a clue what they are doing, much less retail. It’s literally like 1% of money managers actually produce alpha. |
| 😳😳😳 |
| Look at the market cap growth since they started the acquisition strategy. And how it’s outperforming BTC. \n\nHow many great companies had periods of being in the red? I can’t think of any that haven’t. |
| My wife's bol is asking if he can hit 700 |
| #They should allow us to buy puts on other people's accounts LMAO🤌 |
| Drill baby Drill and buy SNDK |
| #SPY 700 soon. |
| Just hold dude. They own fucking Waymo and Anthropic lol. |
| Are you tryIng to make money off of a poor regarded POTUS?! |
| I don’t think the top is in yet. 695 eod maybe? |
| Here, come get it |
| Adding funds into the account ain't no winning boy! |
| Wrong it's gonna be flat |
| Just buy calls |
| Whats the headline that is making VIX shoot straight up again? |
| Without inside information, it's ALL just gambling. |
| #I wish I could buy puts on ber portfolios LMAO🤌 |
| Skill issue LMAO |
| If I had 9 trillion dollars I could have managed the pandemic pretty well too |
| Sandisk going to 1200 for earnings in two weeks. It’s on sale today… |
| time to short oil |
| lmao |
| https://preview.redd.it/0nmdz8iha6vg1.png?width=320&format=png&auto=webp&s=1278812d2ebd8a68bb1f8d18fac15c398fef1468\n\n |
| never got the fascination with their coffee. It's ok, nothing special. |
| Ayy lmao 🤌 |
| Something something priced in |
| I’m surprised the market was kind to me today |
| deal being announced tomorrow |
| I love glazing a hole |
| I don’t get it |
| > https://www.cnbc.com/2026/04/14/trump-iran-war-strait-of-hormuz-negotiations.html\n\ndeal announced tomorrow fools |
| 10* leverage, man you got some balls... |
| Close it out and watch for the next tweet |
| Timbiebs? |
| i waited enough time im going puts |
| I know I’m a retard so correct me if I’m wrong here. The divergence from oil futures and current spot price got all fucky because of the cash and carry where folks would have synthetic positions where they shorted the front month and longed the back month. But then when they need to get out of this contract soon they don’t actually have the oil right? And with a shortage won’t they be scrambling to buy spiking the price even more? |
| if it ain't > 1% then consider it a red day |
| Buddy those are chopsticks you’re looking at |
| Well yesterday you would have been absolutely fucked on this strategy.\n\nI would call it absolutely fucking insane unless you can reliably hedge fast enough. |
| Ulysses' favorite animal. |
| dayum what is GOOG on?! I was about to sell but that green Shrek dick just now.. |
| bought msft calls. somehow i always manage to catch the top. |
| The best part is everyone thinks they DO understand |
| Stock goes down I sell. Stock goes up I buy \n\nWelcome to WSB |
| Yes. \nCongrats.\nOr condolences, whichever fits. |
| no no it wasn't oil tankers they where throwing at bulls |
| If u were in it for a short term the. I agree with the posts above. A win is a win. |
| Do u know of something that I don’t that is gonna stop this thing. Pretty sure MMs that own hedge funds still want it to go up that is all that fucking matters I’m gonna scream it from the mountaintops until every stops with their silly ass macro explanations. In case u haven’t realized they were playing us in the past it was all fake now everyone just knows it but still parrots these talking points. I dunno what else to say |
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| No way. I had a patient tell me about this stock months ago and I was thinking to myself "no chance" |
| It's actually hilarious opening up my old ass Roth I've haven't touched for ~10yrs and seeing it consistently outperform EVERYTHING I ever try to actively trade with |
| My portfolio is fked from puts lmao 🤌🏻 |
| The lack of drilling is concerning and infuriating |
| This is immediately going back up. \n\n!banbet SPY 694 1d |
| Spy is oversold on 4h on down, but technicals don't matter ... Until you full port calls |
| Only thing you dummies should have short today was 🌽 |
| I might be just a dumb coward panic seller, but fuck it. \n\nIt's too stressful to continue to hold. I'm happy with my gains. \n\nThere's an orange tard that could open his mouth at any moment, oil tankers still not moving, too many countries tanking, too many companies bubbling. \n\n |
| I finally got in from FOMO so it will likely crash now. |
| With a buy order, right? |
| always has been. MU just been grumpy since earnings |
| Expect a Space X/ Amazon bidding war on GSAT |
| nvidia up 17% in two weeks lmao |
| Bears are the rare kind of broken clock that’s right zero times a day |
| Gonna buy some strangles.\n\n>!and lose money on both legs!< |
| https://preview.redd.it/ebxdmbi9a6vg1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bfc00cbe53dd12eb525e00d3cfe4fc17ef728511 |
| Inverse buffet |
| Someone’s not making money |
| Is going down because you have 2000$ on it |
| We're deep in positive gamma land \n\nIf ASML TSM and NFLX beat we're headed to 7000 and beyond 🚀 |
| Is this all a scheme so Smart Money can take profits AND pay Tax Bill (if at all)? 🤔 |
| Did I time the top? |
| people say Iran has nothing to lose, but they still need to export oil to make 99% of their money... they want the straight open too... |
| Ahh yes the Neptune the Odyssey and the grbrgurgle |
| The market has learned fearlessness. They know every time things go bad the Fed is there to bail them out. Everyone in Wall St practically falls in line and shift some money where told. For example, retired grandpa and grandma like Nancy Pelosi who would usually be in bonds living on interest are still trading balls deep in stocks buying every dip. Someone like her remains undefeated because stonks always go up so instead of the usual flight to safety (bonds) we have dip buying. To add to it there are rumblings of physical oil selling at $150 per barrel in some continent |
| Can I get a tldr today guys? I was busy being productive member of society this morning. |
| wow this is annoying to watch |
| Another leg up |
| This strategy is called a straddle and you profit by the market moving more than the premium you paid. Basically you're betting that the stock moves, in either direction, with a magnitude greater than the market expected.\n\nThe fact that wsb doesn't know you can construct various different options plays doesn't surprise me |
| flat for 6 months if you're just holding. flat for 1.5 years in DXY denominated terms. |
| Today's 170% gains on my GameStore calls don't care |
| It's a joke because it went below 0.7% |
| This is so absurd HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH |
| tesla isn't worth a tenth of what its current valuation is. everything related to musk is broken through a fundamentals lens |
| This probably sounds smarter to you than it does to anyone else |
| I prefer the fast grind upward. |
| no MSFT deserves to fail |
| He’s not your friend, pal |
| I’m thinking nvo today |
| is MU > SNDK now |
| I’m down $9,000 on my SPY covered calls, this shit is DEEEEEEP in the money…but I’m gonna leave the contracts. Expires May 8th 675C |
| This is very irritatinf |
| U just don’t register when it drops to 600 later |
| Number one rule of dictatorships, make sure the people propping you up are getting paid. |
| Plenty of things to buy other than the index |
| Bers in disbelief means that SPY 700 is coming soon |
| I'm so confused on the blockade. The Rich Starry looked like it was loaded in the UAE, went through the strait, the turned back around this morning heading back to the gulf and is now stopped. \n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/634x6xm2a6vg1.jpeg?width=1206&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b0ffad9530c54b49593d95a586e8b51e2b54daab\n\n |
| SNDK at levels not seen since 12:30 yesterday |
| tesla and its valuation are not dictated by any kind of reasonable sense (worth more then the entire car industry combined who sell millions more vehicles), while starlinks core product may have overlap with telecom giants, i think it's more useful to those on the road, remote remote areas and even boats. but it doesn't matter, because musk is so deep in the current admins pockets that the spacex ipo is going to be outright retarded |
| It's so over |
| Nah naked OTM Odtes 2 hours into trading. For example spy today at 690 selling odte 696 calls |
| I love your PP |
| coming down off an upper maybe? |
| you were saying? fooooool ber |
| welcome to enron |
| Why do they make us wait for TMRRW, fuck. |
| They also don't go bust in a single bad trade lmao |
| Bears have called 234 of the last 3 stock market crashes |
| More up? |
| you have a problem, when you can't sit out 2 trading days |
| Bye bye soon spy |
| Sndk at 911 🗣 |
| why are we holding duo lingo💀 |
| I wouldn't call this a bull run, its a technical unwind still at this point.\n\nYeah low volume is usually a key factor, less market participants actively setting the price means price is driven by fewer trades. Then pair in uncertainty and more of those trades will be from downside unwinds. |
| I feel like if any good news comes out of the Israel-Lebanon talks today this shit will moon. |
| So |
| Profit taking |
| We just had a real dip |
| both are bullish fool, war benefits US and hurts competitors incl europe, inflation means U NEED TO PUT UR MONEY ON SPY |
| I mean, how hard can it be to understand oil? It’s liquid, it’s black, it used to be dinosaurs or something. Boom, oil understood. |
| The hands coming out, top is in lmao 🤌 |
| You get that Glaze |
| wen v? |
| Stock go up because people like making money. Conversely, stock not go down because people dislike losing money. |
| I don't trade, I'm just here to watch |
| Homelander! We need you!!! |
| Dailies or weeklies? |
| “most epic bull run ever seen!!!!” and it’s up 3% in a month |
| If we're gonna pump back to ATHs for absolutely no reason at all can we at least let MSFT get some as well? |
| just as you predicted |
| You still don’t get it. Coin flipping guarantees being homeless because they can’t stop coin flipping and eventually they will lose even if they have a hot streak. \n\nBut yea, I’m glad I’m not THAT degenerate |
| yo can we please have one more crash? I swear I'll buy back in. |
| Whats the word everyone likes recently? Exit liquidity? |
| "You can predict, but you cannot prepare"\n\n-Your anus after eating jalapenos |
| Market manipulation |
| Tbh that advice works for 99.9% of people. I’d be a lot happier in life if I index funded and I make way more money investing than at my real job.\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/0sfwfbpe96vg1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ce5da4e914acc8819c0a3121ed787bef7a7223fb |
| Cmon SPY 700 |
| 🌈🐻 getting slaughtered |
| It’s still put heavy on the ratio lol |
| Fair enough. My operating thesis is that I should do the absolute least rational thing in every situation to profit from a highly irrational market. So calls at the top it is. |
| Down to 688 coming |
| a company that can't produce it's earnings for it's quarterly earnings report or the report is falsified and needed to be edited doesn't make for a solid company. That why the price originally tanked and why it, is a risky investment. just trying to help |
| Ahh yes, just buy the failing competitor. That will surely do it. Don’t work on creating a work force from scratch, that would be too innovative. |
| What's the strike? Maybe I will. |
| Or you're just too stupid to understand the situation. \n\nI'll keep it simple. Even if they open the Strait, demand isn't going to just go up and everyone forgets. Damage is done. Some countries are looking towards the US of A for imports.\n\nEdit: Before you say WTI is the USA benchmark. Yes and no. |
| I survived multiple once-in-a-lifetime financial crises and all I got was this deep seated distrust of billionaires |
| Delusion and hope |
| you like glazed holes, dontcha? |
| #Market is back to its original settings of going up all the time LMAO🤌 |
| Yes |
| If we get a real dip before opex i'll buy, but not going to chase way up here. |
 More U.S.-Iran peace deal talks are in discussion, White House says Traffic through the Strait of Hormuz remains at a trickle, despite President Donald Trump proclaiming that a ceasefire with Iran depended on it reopening. www.cnbc.com |
| I think they're in an airplane. |
| Did something happen in 41? |
| Insanity |
| Bought RKLB calls on top, this ones on me. |
| Hey! The results are in, amigo. \n\nWhat's left to ponder? |
| I lost 😞 |
| We're still like mid season too 😂 |
| Can somebody remind me why we are pumping so much... what have I missed? |
| Spy went from +0.72% to +0.71% and you typed this lmao |
| They won’t gain until Friday |
| ber will have to cross hormuz by swimming before they can see a -0.05% drop |
| Gotta trade on my kid's Robinhood account for a couple days because it takes 2 business days for traditional investment companies to process a deposit\n\nI could literally mail them the cash faster than they process it electronically\n\nAnyway, 0DTE SPY puts (I have never won with this strategy) |
| In Canada we call them timbits |
| Thousands of missiles a day didn’t stop them, some money will?? \n\nThey have their own economic system most of their foreign income is used for foreign purchases |
| what happens when u dont join the loser team (bers) |
| SPY isnt even 75 cents lower than its high today and people panicking |
| You want to sell naked ATM 0dtes? Am understanding that correctly? |
| We’re back lol that was quick |
| #Ber thought LMAO🤌 |
| When Mike Wilson turns bullish ....💀💀 |
| The green paper was for wiping my asshole after it bleeds bear? |
| Sndk bankrupt today or what |
| I’m going to buy puts here |
| Just did. 🌈🐻 |
| ONDS $30 1/2027 calls are now .45 they were 300 bucks 2 months ago. ONDS will have a run sometime and those calls could go x10 |
| Even Bessent is now saying fed should hold back on rate cuts. Unless Trump says he is wrong there might about to be a big shift in sentiment, if trump starts to be less aggressive about rate cuts. |
| yes, losing money |
| The color red is now OFFICIALLY outlawed, as the GREAT philosopher and historian Bertrand Russell once said “BETTER DEAD THAN RED,” thank you for attention to this matter! —DJT (Truth Social, Apr 14, 2026) |
| Allied bear forces have started conducting operations against bull portfolios with guided missles to blow call option plays as of this moment. The resistance lives on and bears must prevail. Thank you for your attention to this matter and bless our bear troops. |
| My anoos hurts |
| Get out. |
| Enjoy your money vanishing |
| told em I manage and trade high volatility assets instant lock |
| that is expected |
| because you bought calls dude. the market literally revolves around doing the exact opposite of whatever your portfolio needs tbh. the algos saw you enter the trade and immediately dumped the price ngl.\n\n |
| It's annoying. But I switched to calls to make money last week. gonna get new cheaper puts EOD. |
| Whatever makes sense. |
| These nerds can just get a rooted app and plug in their numbers or use an AI image. So reddit can pay them for the karma farm. Instead of giving sloppy toppy behind a Wendy's dumpster. |
| “You cannot predict, but you can prepare” … your anus |
| Jepi / jepq fill a bond surrogate role in my port, and commodities the crisis protection role \n\n\nJust saying, iykyk |
| Still holding. If QQQ makes a new ATH I’m selling |
| Bring the coke they'll blow you after doing a line off your cock |
| You mean gay bear |
| dollar is strenghtening mate |
| Sir, this is a Wendy's. |
| Up 2700% for the year and you bought? |
| can we sell off to 690 asap please so I can go have another pewp |
| Plain glazed donut holes are insanely underrated as a sweet |
| Someday bears will hopefully realize, that all big downside moves are really just macro buy opportunities |
| Tf are you talking about |
| In 3 months I'll know if I was wise or a clown for staying all cash at this point |
| Congrats big G |
| Cause profit |
| What the hell is happening lol |
| The market is rigged for bulls pleasure, that's not fair to us 🌈🐻 |
| milllion dollar, million dollar mm mm mm |
| Lol (Long or longay) |
| Gratz |
| The Iran arc is not over tho. This shit will have seasons |
| Alright bears….here is your daily 5 minute window to profit. |
| Can't look at my port until SPY is 670 or less |
| I'm out of my MSFT long hedges. Fully exposed on my shorts now, but this rally just seems too stupid. Managed to avoid losing the last couple days at least. |
| The blockade on Iranian ports is OP. The regime is in a cash crunch, this is costing them $400m a day and if they can’t export their oil their infrastructure will be damaged. Additionally, they have no refinery capacity thus they import their gasoline. They will quickly be facing food and fuel shortages and no way to pay their soldiers which puts the regime at a huge risk of collapse. |
| Fuck it's crashinggggg this shit is crashingg |
| MSFT dumb shit |
| It simple really. Over leveraged and trading a product you don’t understand. |
| AAPL to 300 pls |
| Welcome back to the Haters Ball |
| guys help i doubled down on puts all the way to the top. Im suddenly 100% bear |
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| Everybody uses Amazon and it was at 200 when I started buying had to work |
| How? You're losing money on oil .. |
| Buy the drip strategy working since 1900 |
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| Does anybody in this sub know what they’re doing |
| Generally yes. There tends to be more passive inflow than outflow.\n\nAlso consider the asymetric mechanism of leverage. As things become more valuable buying power expands, as things become less valuable buying power contracts.\n\nI guarantee you most people here screaming this is not normal have never traded through uncertainty and high volatility. |
| ouch |
| I'm genuinely curious how Bears feel seeing a March 31st low of SPY $629 to seeing it up almost 10% in two weeks. LMAO. |
| This is the dumbest market ever. |
| Better invest, no shortcuts |
| You are both on Wallstreetbets. You have no room to talk. Don't be rude. We're all dumb here. |
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| lol one little spy dip and corn falls off a cliff |
| PPI and solid earnings was all that mattered to set the mood. Stop gambling away your money and everything will be fine |
| OP ain't reading all that |
| AMC do be going up every day huh |
| So inflation is up but spy not even at ath, I'm sure Zimbabwe stock exchange was hitting ath every 5 minutes when they were leading the world in turning banknotes into toilet paper. |
| dude step away from the pipe it's not helping you |
| With inflation and so much uncertainty the likelihood of rate cuts is down too lol |
| I’ll do it bro!! |
| Better question is why was it going up? |
| Buy my PUTS you fking bastards!!!! |
| brother no offence but you are more ragrded than me |
| Am i dreaming? The market didn’t bounce and make another high yet? |
| That prob feels pretty good |
| Buying some puts here so that means ATH inbound |
| They think they are speaking to Tom Lee don't they? Well done sir |
| Don’t pay people for advice bro you are the method |
| And this is why futes are better than 0dtes \n\nNo theta robbing you on slow ass moves after the main opening, still with shit tons of leverage! \n\nI think I gave you guys enough now go out and get rich like me |
| Both are bullish |
| Fucken Micron bro |
| oh universe give me the strength to command SPY to dip!!! (so i can close my put and buy calls) |
| Sold my calls. 227% gain on spy\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/taoqcf2996vg1.jpeg?width=1320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=df72fe3f76f3c2c5cf5c336dff7fe7361cacb14a |
| I read ASTS as ASS TITS and SNDK as SUCK’N DICK |
| I'm just out here being *silly* ☺️ |
| >who I pay for advice\n\nYeah, *he's* the moron |
| If not pump, why pump shaped? |
| When I started I would full port calls and puts like y’all and keep winning. Now my port is too big and I’m to scaredy to make plays and don’t make moneys anymore 🙁 |
| My two favourite posts today |
| Why would you pay someone for advice when no-one knows what they're doing |
| Red EOD would be fucking hilarious |
| Bulls don’t want $700 anymore. We’re coming for $750 |
| It’s dangerous to trust logic in this market buddy. I just think it’s coiled up too badly and demand is kicking in rn |
| LMAO btc off a cliff |
| Heh, sometimes I think extinction would be better.\n\nRight now I'm sitting on almost all cash because I thought the war was going to bring a big crash but it only went down a little. I bought but obviously not enough and feel like an idiot. Not sure what to do it's not dipping again. |
| Love popping onto Zillow to see how delusional sellers still are. Yeah I’ll pay double what you paid a year ago for the grey flipper special. |
| Corn shit the bed |
| I don't know, but I'm buying more for now.. |
| Too busy laying hands on people to heal them of their 401k gains |
| Except, they didn't. Ask OP.\n\nLearn from this. |
| Ionq put’ |
| RIP Joe Rogan |
| LUNR killin me |
| Coordinated manipulation. Same as always. |
| WTI down 6% today and USO pumping now. literally nothing fucking makes sense anymore. this market is beyond fucked up. |
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| Easing tensions is what’s making oil drop, ceasefire is helping. Them blockading the strait makes no difference because the strait was already basically blocked. Them not continuing the war even though a deal wasn’t agreed to makes a bigger impact. |
| I will buy Amazon at the top |
| I tried to close position at top and market said f you, we dumping. |
| Keep holding buddy |
| NFLX! I'm so nervous. Second biggest position ahhhhh. |
| Keep em coming lmao |
| I thought Wendy’s closed down that location? |
| Its been a like 9% rally now with minimal to zero pullback |
| Diddler in chief in talking today and some of y'all are still holding calls |
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| They are shaking out your calls fellow bulls. Hold the line. The short squeeze hasn’t even started. Go forth |
| Dead ber bounce |
| What’s your point, everyone is up today… |
| They have made money if held since |
| Bulls forgot we still have a war going and 4% inflation... the taunting was cute while it lasted |
| I would usually say no chance in hell for an AA/United merger because antitrust, but with this administration it might be a play? |
| ber: "surely this is where we drop -0.1% after pumping +10%?" |
| I would cum |
| Software right back to being dog shit lol |
| Why? I get way better mileage than a f150 or Silverado. Its why I went with a ram |
| My guy who I pay for advice said before taco that we have room for SPY to 630, maybe even 610 by 4/17. Now he's saying were pushing to 720. I'm learning that he's a moron. |
| First day |
| *Close your eyes(bears), have no fear. The market’s gone(cause ur broke), he’s on the run, and your daddy’s(bulls) here…. Beautiful beautiful beautiful, beautiful beaaaars!* |
| top is in \n\nbottom is in |
| Don’t worry bols just ignore VIX |
| I bought sandisk this morning guys. It’s officially over. Going to 400 now. |
| Iykyk, or just read some reports |
| !remindme 3D |
| All I needed was an idea. I keep to the KISS method: Keep It Simple Stupid. Thanks for the pork heads up. |
| I don’t even get excited about the drops anymore |
| give 2 100 and the remaining your lil meat |
| When you spend that much money on your wife's DSLs, you better be getting crazy return on it |
| I am never going financially recover from this dip. |
| There waiting for Iran to test a nuke before the markets react |
| Oil is a global market. Even if we don't buy their oil, the price still goes up. |
| godspeed retard |
| OKLO is back to its old self |
| SPY 700 tmr 👍 |
| lol yea you're dumb - #1 don't understand markets, #2 10x leverage on #1 |
| Looks like PUTS time lmao. Knew it wouldn't hold up |
| i called myself a Professional Daytrader, i don't even use the full 4X buying powers. maybe 3.7X buying powers |
| bought spy 697 calls for tomorrow, Wouldn’t be surprised if it hit all time highs at this rate |
| Someone needs to fuel the bull. Thank you for your service |
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| ASTS has very little to do with Starlink |
| ber cope |
| Buy the fucking dip |
| What the fuck? Why the fuck is SPY going down? |
| What are your mom and sisters saying? |
| But any panic gone. That’s a change in the markets cognition |
| yeah I am fully tracking with you |
| I really hope that bloom energy guy from last year held he’s up 10s of millions |
| your mom, sister, and cousin dont count, unless you live in alabama |
| Damn bears missed another dip like they did in April last year |
| May 1st not enough time for you to recover, if I were you re roll to August september |
| Might be cooked dog |
| 🫵BER EXTINCTION EVENT🫵 |
| Surely the expiring futures contracts that start this week won’t shoot oil futures into the stratosphere right guys? LMAO |
| Top is in |
| ASTS bulls have been taken out by bezos |
| Slammed uso calls…. 🤷 |
| I ***ING KNEW IT they were after me all along |
| theres the crime we all love |
| I’ll hold you to it bro |
| its all about which side of the sphincter ur on |
| SNDK free fall if it breaks 900? |
| Oils going down because He cut off china to Greenland and got those mineral deposits going. He cutting off all need for the eastern hemisphere while trying to set up a US export of oil. If Iran did this one time they might as well do it forever and It showed nato won’t do anything about it. Get people used to coming here for it and promise it won’t happen here and it will always run smoothly. Energy independence even with oil and exporting it as well |
| Wow I wish to do this one day, currently a 100-200 dollar scalper 🙁 |
| it's a ber trap bruh, bers never learn |
| Hell yeah, I was just joking though. Happy you made money |
| Ah a slow plummet |
| Yeah, it seems like a good play when markets are high and a large swing up is less likely compared to when SPY is near its ATH, can't think of many times I saw spy rip up 10$ intraday when it was at its highs, more like a snails pace up |
| We're back to the highs from 20 minutes ago, and you call this a drill?\n\nBers desperate asf these days |
| Bols losing all their profits lmao. Keep holding it’ll bounce back 👍😂 |
| Y have brain when blind do trick? |
| Because it shouldn't be at 18 in the first place. Time for things to get rational |
| Guys, don’t let yourself get dragged to the VIP room. You will be drugged and have your credit cards maxed out. |
| 90% of retail traders doesn’t understand what they trading. No one with full time job have the time to research and become an expert on individual stocks. Intel is a good example. |
| Guys ... I heard the sound of millions of dead bers... Is it true that stonks only go up. |
| Yep. I'm right there with ya... |
| 🥭 might as well ask his buddies to pump the market up by a $1 trillion, have all the rubes FOMO buy in, and then take $500 billion to fund the war in inevitable liquidation by end of week. Draft all the AI unemployed and poor with a $26k a year salary. |
| Glad I put my rose colored glasses on and never stopped buying |
| I know |
| Mine company blew up, guess what something is going up |
| calls here? |
| Up $200, 3 girls texting me back life is good again. |
| SPY not 700 by Friday |
| Market makers can see that you had that limit order set and decided to fuck you personally. No one makes a bag holder out of Kenny G. |
| It feels like sentiment wants to be positive so badly and push markets to ATH. Yet news continue to be mild and mixed at best so although there aren’t many sellers, we are also not seeing many buyers. After a 5% jump on SPY these last few days I don’t see how there isn’t a quick flash to the downside at the least especially to punish positioning from everyone who FOMO’d. |
| Yea I feel terrible. My wife is trying to cheer me up but it’s so hard. |
| Market will underperform sleepy joe for sure. |
| Sold my puts I bought at 660 for calls. Let’s get it fellow bulls!! |
| I hate being a NVO bagger |
| The top is in its over for us |
| So he’s break even after how many years of investing in it? |
| Of course I bought SNXX at the top 😭 |
| What is dead may never die |
| Alright selling my put at a loss to buy a call. Wish I woke up earlier though |
| Yeah cause inflation went berserk, the Fed printed 45% more money supply and the govt went +70% in debt lmao |
| Godspeed brother 🫡\n\nSeems like a reasonable play to me. |
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| Every day its just more nonsense. Who cares if it goes up or down? If it's unlinked with reality, it's not a good investment platform. It just becomes a gambling platform that happens to be biased to the upside for now. Buy a house, buy commodities, buy bonds, buy currencies, but the stock market is a joke. |
| You probably waited til the cease fire in Iran & the open hormuz tenative agreement. Classic rookie mistake. You FOMO'd. The money was made the couple weeks before talks between the US & Iran. When Donnie t was going all pew pew pew and oil spiked. You missed the window. |
| This Young uncle fester guy on CNBC talks WAY too fast for the time of day.. Cocaine for sure. |
| it can go both ways |
| No cope I have zero positions. Just an observation. |
| What’s the chances hood hits $80 this week? |
| You already have a bet going - QQQ to 628.0 before 14-Apr-2026 12:54 PM -05 |
| Now bolls will start to watch their profits fade 😂😂😂 |
| F for me |
| !banbet |
| LOOL VIX is rising while rally goes on. Shits about the pull back like crazy |
| Thank you I appreciate it. |
| Most know it’s going much higher |
| If it goes 700 by Friday I well get it as tramp stamp mark it |
| Nice hit! Have you sold yet? |
| Yes, you can trade in that account like any other. Maybe be a little more risk adverse… but taking profit and moving to a new play isn’t a bad thing 💁🏼♀️ |
| if not puts u should be fine bud |
| When the 🅱️ow hits 50k Pam Bondi gonna be resurrected |
| sorry bears, I am bag holding my 4/17 686 puts at 2.7 |
| Biggest sell off for the SPY last 2 days was like .80c |
| The things is why will people sell now that they know it only goes up |
| Drill SPX DRILL |
| Long besi and asml |
| 42 after earnings idiot |
| Amazon acquires Globalstar |
| The big guys LITE and COHR of course, but also like AXTI, LPTH, AEHR as the up-and-comers |
| Correct cos things just keep getting more expensive and assets can only oblige. The stubborn can stay in cash. Yes that’s my view too |
| we will never see a red day again |
| well, I am officially in the red and my life is ruined. |
| Generally speaking no. |
| So you decided to buy after the stock was up 45% in a single week?! |
| guys listen, guys, what if..\n\nwhat if we can just invert the SPY chart and be BEARISH but buying CALLS instead of PUTs, right? \n\nwe could be gazzillioners |
| Full porting cash was not the play |
| SPY 700 by Friday |
| Sounds like you also stayed at a holiday inn express last nigh. |
| Anyone know why Intel is down today? Just profit taking from the massive 29% increase over the last week? |
| DA Davidson report this morning is excellent. The analyst PT $30 is 8x 2029 EBTDA estimate vs comp group at 13x. His model is conservative and does not include revenue and cash flow from Tempiute which will enter production in 2027 and represents upside. |
| Not if you aren’t retiring for another 20+ years |
| USO is way down. Everyone who still has it, SELL now.\n\nSeriously. Just sell before goes back up. |
| You can change your 401k distribution to be 0% so it is essentially cash. I did it through COVID and got super lucky then put it back in at a good time, gaining about $20k. |
| I just don't get it, am I supposed to get it? |
| https://preview.redd.it/v6yaf29g86vg1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=53f79bc07e221b9fe84dd696ee03046c94abe8b7 |
| why red? |
| Stfu 😑 damn |
| Crazy statement to say considering all that’s happening in the world lol |
| this is the wrong meme |
| SPY thinks now is a good time for an ATH lol |
| Oh no, not 690!?!!!! |
| This sucks. High IV was the only thing keeping this interesting |
| It’s been over for 2 weeks now |
| Picked up SNDK calls on the dip this morning. \n\nSorry guys, the top is in. |
| Bottom was in and passed. This is the rebound |
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| The market is green and that means the market know something we don’t know (at least you and me). Maybe there are new routes, maybe the situation is not that bad as they want you to think, who knows. My amundi is at +5,7 today so, after all, might be a good year. Let’s keep it like that haha |
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| But what can he say at this point? Strait closed? Bullish. Strait open? Bullish. Peace? Bullish. War? Bullish 😂😂 |
| A week |
| What’s up w KEEL today? |
| DONNY passing on the chance of an all time high ? HAGAHA |
| Man I just have 100K in shares lol. But my cost basis is around 630, still have target at 1100 though |
| Praying for a 🚀 |
| follow the rule what goes up goes down |
| Welp spy just went down a bit, I guess time to get more calls lawl |
| That's what I get for thinking the blockade of oil shipments from the Middle East might cause oil prices to rise. Should have shorted it like a true retard and I'd be rich. |
| Bers the MM are waiting for exactly you to sell ur puts at a loss to dump the market |
| it's only been 2 hours lol |
| He's conditioned the market to not give af anymore. Now he can do whatever |
| It's nice to have all these green days and make money. \n\nBut can we get those tankers moving already. I don't want my gains to all disappear into my gas tank. |
| Is it a good idea to sell my 401k holdings at the top? Is it ever a good idea to sell 401k holdings? |
| Huh. Laser drone defense IPO just popped up on RH (ELMT) |
| Sort of a Catch-22 |
| Too many cocky bols, rugpull incoming |
| Because the big boys wants it down. Futures has not much to do with spot price apparently. |
| Yes. But because u don’t extend your imagination to when the pen is open. The ships run but are stuck by the current narrative |
| Wild how no one is selling. We usually get profit taking but outside of pre market this thing has been parabolic |
| These guys are kinda fun \n\nhttps://www.youtube.com/live/ssqrsSU_oI8?si=oh2qqgkz50j9-QeK |
| What if it is another WSB regard who also has no idea what they are doing? |
| Guys I bought SP calls. I am sorry |
| Market is currently pricing in an end to the Iran conflict. |
| I’m moneysexual. |