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| You might be on to something |
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| Only way to lose your life savings on 0DTEs without losing your peace of mind |
| it only mayonaise, whopper & dish wash ? |
| nah, you gotta wait for the margin call to do that |
| What are you thinking? |
| Respect the grind brah |
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| Bro this meme has whole new meaning\n\n\nhttps://fox17.com/news/local/clarksville-mising-3-year-old-amber-alert-cancelled-boy-found-in-attic-montgomery-county-tennessee |
| Or flat…. Theta gang chime in |
| Screwworm patties? |
| State Street SPDR S&P 500 ETF Trust -> `735.193` (-2.36 / -0.32%) |
| !p SPY |
| 🤣🤣🤣🤣 |
| "Little pig little pig let me in..." |
| He's over 2x the next closest person. Not gonna happen sorry |
| I doubt it. |
| You gotta pump those numbers up. Those are rookie numbers! |
| Thanks for the extremely reasonable take, TrusthworthyHuman1234! |
| https://preview.redd.it/qjcpb1nvnq5h1.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=a0dca2f7a6f46460d989468fbe22b5c3b922243e\n\n |
| Yup. NACHO. It's the only thing that actually matters |
| Hey dollar is only down 9% now. We climbing back up. |
| I’m bagholding IGV LEAPS. Thanks to fucking Microsoft and PANW earlier and then Friday’s selloff. Let’s hope oracle doesn’t blow it because it’s one of the ETFs biggest holdings. I’m thinking of selling IGV and getting into NOW. One of the better values in it. Oracle worries me |
| So are we back next week? My portfolio dropped 17% in 3 days. |
| Actual LOL 4 real |
| Perfect time to make another shitty bet thatll get me out for another week |
| Tesla hasn't been pumping for 3 years lmao |
| Absolutely not. |
| I mean, how much do we value literally world class technology that nation states are physically incapable of replicating within the next 20 or so years? Not to be completely on the hype train, but SpaceX is not a typical IPO. \n\nAll of these videos by "economists" are not seeing the point that the tech is physically (population IQ/capital/culture) impossible to compete with by virtually anyone else other than the US and SpaceX. |
| you didn't account for inflation so its actually 100 trillion |
| meh |
| Inspirational tbh |
| Yes |
| On your train of life, friends are passengers. It’s ok to let some get off the train and let new ones on |
| I bought 5 bucks about 9 years ago, never moved them, best investment I've ever done,i think I'll wait other 10 years to see if it's still 5 bucks |
| If you touch yourself and 30 minutes laters you are down 90% it will be a huge risk for your mental state |
| 🤣🤣🤣🤣 |
| Let’s goooo |
| Puts or calls or both ways, hard? |
| How long does the post nut clarity last? |
| This happened to me in my late 20's but maybe I'm just mature for my age; maybe I'm just an asshole. At any rate I used to have many friends and then I stopped calling to see what happened. Now I have 3 friends, closest one is 200 miles from me. \n\n\nMy advice is don't close up but life is a two way street. You wouldn't be 10x ahead because even though they won't even give you the time of day now they did at one point and you gained 10x experience and hopefully had some laughs. \n\n\nDon't dwell on it too much, just understand that this shit is normal and you 💯 didn't waste any time by having friends that are no longer. |
| Then calls again |
| They automatically sell at the end of day. |
| Probably some coin to be made getting in and out on the hype, sure. \n\nHowever getting your hand caught in the cookie jar and holding the most obvious exit bags in history? I'd never forgive myself, be pissed, and for that I'm out. |
| Nope |
| Didn't know I could hide my Comment History. Neato and thanks!😄 |
| Drop all the bets and practice thetagang's way for a year or two with companies that have good fundamentals, then refine the strategy from there. You could be back to where you were in 5 years. That is not a guarantee, but it is a start, training yourself to make only one or two moves per month to build patience. The big and high-conviction plays aren't usually the ones you open and close within days or minutes. |
| Dude wtf |
| Yes. Your IQ has now dropped 20 points. |
| How low do TSLA and SPCX need to go to dethrone Elon? Old money has had enough |
| Bullish |
| Spcx is a long term play for investors that want in on the VC fund. You want MoonShots this is the play. |
| Netflix can made a bid for the Super Bowl in a few years. NFL owners love money. That would be crazy |
| 39.86% after Friday. |
| Buying aapl calls right at market open and I don’t care what you 🫵 have to say about it |
| You guys realise SPY could easily hit 550 before the end of the year right? |
| 0dte... held on for dear life! |
| Am i unbanned? |
| That's the joy of derivatives! We can all be losers! |
| RemindMe! 6 Months \n\n“Oil (Brent specifically) will surpass $150 USD within the next 6 months”\n |
| Props to the guy at the end trying to get a raise. |
| Got a live one:\n\n[https://www.reddit.com/r/problemgambling/comments/1tyt26a/options\_trading\_losses/](https://www.reddit.com/r/problemgambling/comments/1tyt26a/options_trading_losses/) |
| I know a guy who has been holding all cash since late November and he texted me “I told you” Friday afternoon |
| Investing in this post |
| What about KORU? |
| A whole year? Wow, a true lifetime in the markets.The DotCom buildup took nearly five years or so before the music stopped. Patience, grasshopper💀 |
| Just me and the bros wrestling at u/enginra crib. All lady lovers of course |
| So who will buy SpaceX just to become part of the meme? |
| Is this sub bullish or bearish on IGV and service now ? Is it a scam or no? |
| All these losers dang!!! Is anybody winning?????🏆 |
| Who cares about space, we were supposed to be on mars 10 years ago at this point space is just stupid and pointless other than for communication satelietes |
| 10k is nothing brother |
| Somebodys gotta be there before they pull that rug! |
| SpaceX valuation at exactly 11 news hit they expect demand to put number supply yet they forced to add to NASDAQ 100 and iwm in just couple weeks so big boys forced to buy it and sold a lot of shit to get the money |
| It’s been 20 minutes. Time for the next SpaceX post! |
| MSFT is a fucking pos. Don't go near it. |
| If you want to see a glimpse of the futur, mirror the screen upside down. |
| I place limit orders in my self directed IRA and Roth IRA all the time. Only way I can place after hour trades is a limit order since the market is closed. Both self-directed retirement accounts. \n\nIt depends on your brokerage/trading platform - I use Charles Schwab |
| 😂 |
| When everyone was against Tesla, the play was up. Now that everyone is for Spacex, the inverse is down |
| I'm only bullish if the EPS is more than Tesla |
| The dead cat is going to keep bouncing every day next week until the SpaceX ipo is over with |
| ❌ US hits Iranian radar sites\n\n❌ Iran fires rockets at US bases\n\n✅ "Ceasefire is still holding" - Hegseth |
| Just pitching a quick counter argument to play with:\n\nTesla’s robot taxis will be beaten by Xiamo or whatever it’s called. Because Tesla’s just aren’t physically capable of self driving.\n\nStarlink will be beaten by ASTS. Starlink tech is getting old and the need for a physical dish is going to end up looking like when phones had huge aerials. \n\nSpaceX is facing a lot of competition with Blue Origin, ISA and eventually Rocketlabs. They aren’t market leaders by much anymore. BO will soon be a viable alternative.\n\nAI valuations are based on AI eventually working and not being outcompeted by, I dunno, say China? It was shown before that innovation on the model itself can lead to insane efficacy and efficiency gains, brute force compute and data is not enough. We don’t actually know who will be first to this, if ever, it might even end up being open source! And we don’t really know if AI ever will be able to problem solve the same way we do, making its usefulness based entirely on the data it’s trained on. But we need data centres for all this data… but we don’t have enough energy to scale the data centres up… The technology just isn’t financially feasible in its current state. So for xAI to make any real return, it either needs to overcome a years long marathon of waiting for the data centre and energy infrastructure to be built or it needs to win the bet on who innovates on the model(s). \n\nI honestly think there’s a chance Elons empire could fall if he doesn’t do something to prove his extraordinarily ambitious claims. And there are other people starting to nip at his heels.\n |
| I have no idea what is Zelle. But I hope market recovers because I have calls, leaps though. It is fun to piss you off sometimes but I wish you luck honestly. |
| Yeah market movers know that too. It’s gonna be red Monday. |
| start doing the opposite |
| To buy at prices from mid-May? |
| # Went to do some shopping. Saw a lot of fats today 😮💨 |
| I would not touch this thing at anywhere close to this valuation. The last SPV I had access to would have required about a $1T valuation to break even after fees. It also had a six month lock up. I passed.\n\nBanks are trying to get their wealth management clients to buy. I don’t expect enough retail buyers at the IPO to prop this up for long. |
| Mitch McConnell? |
| Is it a good time to cry? |
| Tech correcting 5% after going up 25% since april is hilarious cuz its exactly what bol chads have been saying |
| I know you think that and it might even be true, I just want to hear a real argument from the other side, ya know? The SEC wouldn’t actually accept this as a real argument. |
| Lol Space Computing now. going to get big defense contracts. Hired a new general on the board. |
| Cash flow? Its all about fanboys |
| After |
| Meant day 1 of options trading… |
| In the short term, it’s a gamble.\nIf we really want to ‘invest’ in SpaceX, it’s better to wait until the hype has died down. |
| After a 180% runup, that's not bad at all. It could have easily fell to $1.25 or at least $1.50 again. It held its position. |
| Thursday: "Shit just goes up - literally free money, no wonder society hates poor people"\n\nFriday: "Oh fuck." |
| If she smokes she pokes |
| Not reading all that I’m ngl |
| Imagine thinking that people go to work every day with the intention of “making money for Elon Musk”\n\nHow does it feel to be so retarded? |
| Squeeze deez nuts you fuckin nerd.\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| There’s going to be the massivest of massive short squeezes post IPO. The market pulled back 3 Trillion when Elon is only offering $200B of shares. The rest of the money is going right back into the market. |
| You have come to the right place 🤗 |
| Livvy Dunne Vuori commercial for the win. |
| Wow man… I feel grateful to have lost only 12% now. I was upset but now I am not. This is like the opposite of the bullshit rocket to the moon posts. I’m so sorry. At least you don’t owe money I guess? Wow. You’re more of a man than me. |
| Eh… |
| There are none, except to benefit the ultra-wealthy and institutional investors. This is being done to better enable corruption and screw over small investors. |
| Yes, the chance the timing on this is coincidence is practically zero percent |
| I just took a flight with Starlink service, I’m long term bullish. It’s a game changing experience. |
| Yah that’s not zero sum, it’s positive sum. Pretty easy to just google this and you can see you are wrong. |
| Most valuable WSB insight |
| You've already conceded that the valuation is retarded. The rest of your rationalizations are moot at that point.\n\nYour thesis relies solely on Elon Musk hype, the retardation of retail and your own ability to get out in time. \nNone of this is a given, but godspeed to you, regard. |
| I think 30's is when people start to realize they need to buckle down on whatever it is they want out of life, be it family, career, seeing the world, etc. So they often fade away for a while to get their business in order, but some do come back. |
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| Yup, that helps. Hadn't thought about that. |
| https://preview.redd.it/d59odqhjmq5h1.jpeg?width=1320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9cf0d20a7b4957c7fdb6ad8df677c20f37a3c958\n\n \nPrecisely |
| Calls then puts |
| "In 1935, a screwworm infestation in Texas resulted in the deaths of approximately 180,000 livestock"\n\nNo burgies for that 4th of July grill |
| 😂😂😂man if you need money just send me your Zelle I’ll donate to you, but you don’t need to cry here on Reddit |
| Huge cock? |
| Haha even before reading halfway I was like yeah this guy's early 30s and it's college and HS friends. Those aren't friends if they were friends solely due to proximity \n\nI think you took the wrong thing away from it though |
| I cannot love you more brother 🤩 |
| Is this really why they’re trying to get rid of it? Seems like HFTs would just continue with their spiel anyway |
| Why dont you zoom out to all |
| lost 10k yesterday but still think the guy at the bar next to me is doing even worse with his \*date\* |
| "😏" |
| Maybe you should have bought more than 2 weeks out, bro. |
| Guys that's not bullish. |
| you see trump is gonna announce he is rescind all tariffs friday, then announce a peace treaty with iran, then announce he found aliens |
| Capitalism is not sustainable |
| YA impending doom |
| It’s too easy |
| Look at it this way: everything in life has a reason. Cutting out the dead weight means you have way more free cash flow for your own life. Your ROI on those old friendships was garbage anyway.\nDon't regret being a good friend; it just means your focus belongs somewhere better now. Cheers |
| Why man ? it’s not even 0 DTE |
| Equally retarded, both equal 100k loss (you might get some insignificant amount of utility out of car and some small depreciated value at end of cars life) |
| Your right. Remove the 0 |
| methadone |
| bought early sold puts late |
| It is just a dip. It will come back up next week. |
| Yeah I understand why it’s bad if it gets repealed, my question is about why would anyone argue against the current rule. Inb4 “corporations are greedy”, I want to hear the real arguments. |
| when you keep seeing retards asking if its a good time to buy, then you absolutely know its a good time to buy |
| How much ya got? |
| Well as it stands I plan to be a billionaire in 7 years, and not just a billionaire.. I mean making billions per year. And I plan to do this by mostly ass sitting and monthly visits to Tijuana for recreation.\n\nSee I own many thousand shares, and they dedicate all free cash flow to buybacks. No matter how good the news the stock either dumps hard or trades sideways, allowing at current rate .. 15 percent of the company's share to disappear.. \n\nEventually my many thousand will be the only shares and I'll own a debt free business that owns half the world's payment infrastructure online. |
| Oil aint going above 150 and prob not even above 130 but u do u |
| It’s wild they keep bars open til 4 am. My state cut off at 2 |
| The retardation in this sub is fucking agonizing |
| old news |
| Yes we’ve travelled back in time and it’s 2006 |
| Captain Hindsight |
| Gotta disagree. I saw that poster. Reflecting pool appears to be about a foot and a half long. |
| Is Friday a triple witching day for the market? |
| But can she only solo in the key of A like the other Santana? |
| What is a significant amount? |
| Good news there’s a Wendy’s half a mile away. |
| Yes sir …hold tight |
| Guys it just hit me. I’ve been seeing the numbers 666 everywhere for a month and it’s had me weirded out. Thursday someone mentioned Lotto puts and I never gave it much thought because put’s been a no no for 2 months. Well those lotto puts would’ve made me a millionaire on 06-06-06 today. \nThe signs were right there in my face and I didn’t see it til now |
| And I'm over here crying over -600 dorra |
| Stay the course |
| Shit man whatever joke you’re referencing is going over my head. |
| Indiana is miles worse than Chicago. Actually probably bottom 10 state to live in. |
| False |
| If DJT can open at $49.00 and fluctuate up to 60% up for two or three months, anything can. |
| Just buy an etf at this point lil brother lmao |
| What’s the black swan event that’s going to pop this bubble? Maybe the trillion dollar IPOs. |
| After \n\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/9k22q7kxlq5h1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0df44db8658d0dfb70eec1b09e48966c51e27d5e |
| Buy at sub $75 |
| To be fair flip flops aren't what I'd consider adequate foot apparel for being a mile from home. |
| https://preview.redd.it/mbzy82bvlq5h1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=326bb6e71235425acc041da19f1364a04242734a\n\n \nAfter. |
| What kinda vehicle? |
| Is this a version of Mambo Number 5? |
| Those partial bitcoin owner kids might jump on the space ship. Who knows? I’ll be dead before this company makes money. |
| Your mailman delivers emails |
| Squeeze deez nuts you fuckin nerd.\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| Wrong it’s a dump and pump scheme.\n\nBrah there’s going to be the massivest of massive short squeezes post IPO. The market pulled back 3 Trillion when Elon is only offering $200B of shares. The rest of the money is going right back into the market. |
| Prob about the startups getting culled but comparing it to the dot com crash is just stupid. QQQ aint crashin. Plus ppl have been saying the startups will be culled for a year and it hasnt happened yet so that might not even happen. |
| How is your last sentence gonna start with “first of all” |
| In search of a significant other that has significant money to let me gamb-invest 🐥 |
| You lost so much money this week and are so fucking leveraged that you are coping about a wrong job report that apparently only you knew about. |
| My mailman asked me if I was getting shares in the SpaceX IPO, top is in |
| No dude a pigeon flew across that guys window and he hit sell and everyone followed.\n\nDon’t believe everything you read in the lame stream media |
| What’s worse .. having all time losses at $100k or buying a $100k vehicle you can’t afford? |
| Bruh I’m down 80% on my 95C 07/17 and 20% on my LEAPS 85C 12/18/2026. So you’re telling me there’s a chance of seeing green? |
| Is asts a good time to buy? |
| It's got to be at least 3 times as much |
| Hope it ain't hot |
| Holy wow you no have stp loss |
| I feel that |
| Netflix is trash. Trash programs. Trash corporate leadership and an overvalued stock. |
| Go to the gym lads, gains there are at least certain |
| I mean if it's true and you can't beat 'em join 'em I guess |
| You were going to write the number I become weren't you lmao |
| Yes exactly |
| Nice one douchbag. |
| Wait for that weekly 200ema retest. |
| Apparently my “dumb” logic has made me incredibly wealthy gambling and is sustaining my life with 500k T/C from work. I’ll be alright my man |
| Dont limit your own potential. You can be both |
| Sometime next week, the headline will read “ Nasdaq hits correction in one of the fastest sell offs ever”. Scam X to blame. |
| I went from $250k to $9k - so I’m still way way underwater |
| That’s a great idea. You should text the “retail” group chat and let everyone know. |
| Enjoy those 0dtes |
| What i don't understand is, if revenue is so good, how come the stock doesn't follow?\n\nLike i can understand if the revenue isn't great but stock goes up because of future potential or sentiment or whatever, or revenue is fine but the stock is wayyyyyy overextended due to the same factors (like tesla)\n\nBut great consistent revenue (up and to the right like paypal) can't make the stock go down can it?\n\nCould that mean that when Paypal goes up, it will shoot crazyyyyy up to compensate, like a coiled spring? Or is it just a relic of the past (i haven't used paypal for like 15 years, besides sometimes a payment screen will have PayPal checkout) |
| Lose the rest then comeback for character development |
| What in the actual fuck .\n\nIt is easier at anytime in history to accurately get data across all exchanges and arbitrage in now carried out by algorithm. \n\nWhy would they need to strike this? |
| time to get to scammin then |
| Relax young Grasshopper there's still time |
| Sweet home |
| Lmao didnt even realize it was you until now. How can you be the one who always always always say the dumbest things on this Reddit sub man? |
| When does it stop being just numbers on a screen? The more it goes up the more numb I become. |
| I will let your bags go to 0 first before considering NFLX play. |
| He put $80k in. He now has $60k. |
| This guy gets it 🐥 |
| let stupidity be unconfined, for wsb lives on. |
| Yeah |
| I am not made to pay taxes! |
| Is this an archived post from january 2025? |
| It's AI |
| Damn man you’re still sucking me? I get I realized $360k in gains these last 3 months and you’re jealous but cmon stop sucking me weeks later. This shows how down bad you are 😂🤡🤡🤡 |
| kinda of crazy that you can't even mention some of the stocks on this list or you will get banned yet they post them |
| The only people I see making money with ai are scammers. |
| I think the admin is lying about jobs report! Who’s hiring when we have a war, tariffs, totally unknown future economic certainty!! |
| MSFT that fucking pos. |
| Dropped 10% after Q1 earnings. \nOn a downtrend since July 2025. \nBelow all key moving averages.\n\nAnd you decided with $80k that you found the bottom?\n\nUltra regarded, fellow degen. |
| Who would win in a fight, God or Mike Ditka? |
| The Elon multiple is 40x fyi, Elon 40x’d the value of Tesla since he bought into it. |
| Regards are gonna regard |
| Theta all week to the banger Friday hoooooly |
| That is a chop |
| China destroys usa now in capitalism so we gotta we the ol switchawru |
| No. Chicago is a great city run by inept government (and state government) |
| My flip flop broke and I’m a mile away from home |
| But the reflecting pool is as big as buildings |
| Cash gang going to feast next week |
| 😭😭😭😭 |
| I know. Low blow, but after Sandy Wexler I'm still traumatized. |
| Free money on things that do not exist (day 1 options), yes. Go for it. |
| Top is in! |
| Share prices are likely to rise as the game of guessing which AI companies the government will buy stocks. |
| When they gonna start buying that Bitcoin like they promised? |
| and finally, ai datacenter gonna take all your water and make you pay .5 for electricity |
| Most likely probability is one 25 bps increase by December based on current futures.\n\nBut then again, they were expecting 25-50 bps decrease like 2 months ago\n\nedit:\n\nTrack the federal funds futures contracts \n(100 - price) + current fed rate = expected future rate |
| Given the sentiment on this sub, I feel this stock will 2x in a week. Would be so funny. |
| Maybe if you asked me Thursday |
| Hey, stop with the insults, okay? And first of all, I’m not a bitch, I’m a slut. |
| Smokes dicks |
| Just early |
| When the shoe shiner gives stock tips, it‘s the top of the bubble. That‘s my take from your post. |
| unrealized losses are just unrealized gains..unrealized |
| I love how the only people that post in Wall Street bets are Jaden Smith and Baron Trump |
| Smart tbh.\n\nNo bags though, only diamonds. |
| Netflix sucks, nothing good to watch, they keep raising their prices at a time when peoples expendable income is at an all time low |
| Chicago Bears leaving Chicago because Chicago is a piece of shit city 😂 |
| Worst season of deal or no deal, ever |
| Yep |
| is this photoshoped or some shit lol |
| That's what insurance is for |
| they didn’t all move away? Kinda crazy it lasted that long… imagine if you moved a couple times… |
| Imagine thinking you’re the only one who knows how to read a report |
| Reading about your Theranos and WeWork it's not limited to average person |
| Man I wish my dik looked like Hunter’s 😥 |
| There's one thing I agree with you cuz I ain't reading all that.. Your name suits you |
| PumpumpumpumpumpDDDDDDDPump |
| It would seem I struck a nerve with a CEO who also proved my point. |
| Funny everyone saying sell Wednesday and Thursday |
| Because he’s MY butler! |
| This is physically not gonna happen because of cooling requirements. There is no tech to solve this available |
| Everyone loses their friends in their 30s, the dynamic changes. If you were buying friends with financial favors, then you got what you wanted at that time. You knew loneliness and didn’t want to be lonely. It wasn’t a waste, but you are plenty young to put money aside and make new friends. Let go of your bitterness. |
| Even hotter |
| https://youtube.com/shorts/X-ChLng5m6M?si=sOkXv932w82rqgyf |
| Your dad is gonna put you in an orphanige |
| That was most of us buddy, welcome to the casino. |
| Guh I'm right there there with you but with 1200 in shares. Lfgo! |
| It will be red on Monday since 🥭 didn’t release any deal BS |
| It be like that sometimes |
| Yes, now you get it, take it from Mr burns:\nhttps://youtu.be/uRf-sRZBiHo?si=wYLc7R4JKm4qpZy2 |
| That was the weakest cheers i ever seen\n\nThe beer bottles got rubbed lmao |
| bad lol |
| You will be exit liquidity \n\nBetter wait when dust settled unless you got in before the ipo |
| Tbf I asked chatgpt when the 10% drop happened a couple months ago whether to buy and it said no and it was right |
| McDonald’s is competitive to join nowadays |
| Who provides the troll? |
| SEC commissioner making a 6-7 meme reference on p. 10 😐 |
| Nah MRVL is cooked |
| Oh great sage, will we see a load blowing return anytime soon |
| When ARM IPOd i bought a few shares at $50 and sold them at $60. Now they’re worth $350. |
| Eventually they'll just take the money right out of our bank accounts. |
| Sal avatar bro thats great |
| I think a lot of people will do that, yes. |
| Had a nice chance to exit with good gains on Thursday but instead I held like a greedy fuk and now i’m back in the hole. |
| Bottoms in |
| I think there's one planned for both, actually. |
| Can I borrow ten k |
| Nostrodomus 🙌 |
| Shut up pussy |
| LITE will be way more than 5 |
| 11/10 |
| Since a lot of major brokers dropped the IPO requirement from $x00K to as low as $2K I think you're probably going to get more retail locked in at the IPO price than normal. Honestly the fact they're doing that makes me very nervous about the IPO in general. |
| Always bet on the shaft to balls reversal |
| didn't read, happy for you or sorry it happened |
| Bottom is in |
| They were supposed to get bought out but suddenly it was fake news |
| as long as it's not in the middle of the night while i'm trying to sleep |
| Supply and demand\n\nDemand crashed while supply was high |
| People commonly fall into a mindset when they work for a large corporation, that being the idea of their department is representative of the entire company. That Nvidia employee may work for a department that didn’t involve any layoffs during those two years, so they may not personally realize other departments did.\n\nThat being said, Nvidia was three years old in 1996, had just produced a single graphics accelerator (NV1) that ended up being impossible to use with Microsoft software (thank you DirectX/Direct3D), and had to survive that FY with nothing but debt, and a $5M investment from Sega. That layoff was basically only reason they didn’t go under, and 2008 was a year that pretty much every corporation in the western world ended up with massive layoffs. \n\nA company that only has had layoffs in a time of a legitimate struggle for survival, and during the largest economic collapse since 1929, is a company that is ran pretty well. |
| The trick with spacex is gunna be needing a shit ton of patience and discipline to not buy it too early. I don’t know how long it’ll take to reach a reasonable valuation, but patience is 1000% needed before investing in it. Long term bullish |
| I hope Space X crashes and burns, fuck Elon and fuck his cultists |
| some uncouth swine downvoted your comment before I saw it 💢 |
| Wow, Congratulations! \n\nLooks like your about ready to buy that vacation home in South Florida |
| So isn’t calls on day 1 free money? |
| I hate this question WhAt ArE My CaLlS???!?\n\nWhat's the strike price, the expiry, how much do you own, what was your basis?\n\nWhat answer are you looking for?\n\n> 💩 **OR** 💰💰💰 |
| I wonder if they will have the money to buy out Warner |
| What’s the odds of that happening by accident |
| I'm too poor to browse WSB. I knew I was too poor back in 2021. And I'm even more poor now looking at people yoloing $1m. \n\nWhat the fuck. |
| so is pypl going out of business or something? never traded it and thought at 55/60 i said pypl was only fairly priced. now that shit is down to 40 and im kinda interested |
| She’s a 10/10 but she smokes |
| A lot of people die at 30 and aren’t buried until they’re 80. Just how it is unfortunately. Find people who aren’t lazy fucks and hold onto them for dear life. |
| https://preview.redd.it/xhk4x3psjq5h1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6d47e9f6fa6fe35431dc71347bebc6b26450dce6\n\n |
| Was a bull market till I decided monthlies the end of this week and now I am eating fries out to the Wendy’s dumpster |
| Need WSB to get more bearish so my calls aren’t cooked smh |
| Shut up bro just tell me when to sell if I get assigned any ipo shares |
| Aww. How much were you up? |
| …bro they immigrated here and enrolled him in juvie cuz they misunderstood the title |
| AND your post history is all about filing chapter 7 bankruptcy 😂 okay brokie stop projecting your brokie energy on other people |
| Because you would want to be as wrong as possible? |
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| I support peoples’s choice to street-race. It’s a victimless crime. |
| I don’t get it but I’m crying tears 😂😂😂 |
| Which part of this post sounds like AI you monkey ass bitch? |
| join some hobby groups like boxing BJJ photography etc and you’ll meet bros \n\nmost people from the past get flaky and fall off in your 30s, it’s normal. gotta keep bringing in new “leads” |
| Its the opposite regard |
| Would you prefer I shit on your car? |
| remind me! september 18 2026 |
| Its not |
| Bru… |
| Greatest Ceasefire there ever was |
| lol a true regard who can’t do math… try $1,140. Also like I said in another comment, I already sold off 30 contracts earlier. |
| Ouch |
| I understand your points but I think nothing matters except - to get as much retail as possible for the exit liquidity they gotta create as much FOMO as possible. You do that with a steady increase. |
| No it's not. It's horrific and stupid that the system allows one person to amass such wealth. |
| Is that on Monday or the following Monday? |
| This made me laugh |
| That skimming does pair nicely though with increased trades from the PDT repeal |
| this movie is wack |
| Every IPO is the same. Price spikes, stock rallies a bit, then it crashes and then it settles into a steady decline or growth depending on overall sentiment. |
| 309 upvotes for this blatant falsehood. The retail portion is huge in absolute terms and also bigger than your average IPO in relative terms. |
| after the 100:1 reverse stock split |
| weak hands will be punished |
| Genius |
| "Trust me, I'm not driving a 7-series without strippers. No one on the pole has good credit, and they're ALL cash-rich." |
| https://preview.redd.it/duq73tn4jq5h1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a85dfebb251070d9352befcb400e429d828ef450 |
| Crazy you could only afford $140 though |
| Radical |
| My LOC is 7%, I can max that fucker and make at least 8% in the market 🤣 |
| Haha 🤣 |
| YTD im 4.2. Wasnt participating fit much of the beginning of the year |
| Should be good depending on strike |
| When is MSTR going back to $300? |
| Hangin and bangin, slippin the wangin |
| Bro is single handedly saving all of crypto with these kind jinxes. |
| Yeah man I hear ya |
| In hindsight winning the lottery is quite easy\n\nI’m up like 11% YTD, about 8k. I’m not yoloing shit |
| soo how fucked are my calls on monday |
| Statistically they're more likely to go down on Monday after going down on Friday |
| Selling not done don’t kid yourself. I am a buy the dip bull but until Scam X settles down I trust nothing. Fuck these institutions stealing from retail. \*Fries are in the bag\* |
| Both honestly. |
| It sucks man. I have an awesome partner, but sometimes I wish I had friends or a group to go do some shit with. Go to a bar and watch the NBA Finals, or go launch some golf balls at TopGolf. Summers just don't feel fun anymore, if anything they are so similar to winter in that the only real difference is the temperature. I feel like I am just at the house all day with my partner. |
| I just farted really hard after seeing this post |
| You can't handle my big balls |
| Even with this in place it's so easy to get fucked due to a split second delay. Imagine what will happen without it. |
| Grok, tldr this AI written post about an AI company. |
| If they didnt have that big ass Xai tumor id agree. Unfortunately I wont touch anything muskrat has anything to do with |
| Love to but I'm bouncing yo mom Monday |
| The Costco gas lines make me chuckle... burn 20 minutes of your time to save like $2 maybe |
| On a 350B market cap 12.5B of fcf is not enough. Implies a 3.5% earnings yield (12.5/350) |
| I have Sept 82s that are pretty red, kicking myself for not selling when it topped $100 in April |
| why not muu? lower expense ratio and better div yield |
| Iran so hopeless now no one even floating a deal. |
| Actually the best. People said to stay off reddit |
| Looks like mine 😵 |
| And people left puts open on friday |
| # Revenge of the fats 🦾🦾🦾 |
| Are they pigeons? |
| most people think they will have an amazing life and be someone important but their life is shit or just unremarkable and they start to hate everything in their life including friends. |
| Bears I’m sorry to say it, but you guys are so fucked on Monday. You gave in too easy. |
| Thats society now, no friends except AI. |
| Rate hikes when? |
| I FUCKING HATE BIRDS. SHITTING ON MY CAR |
| Why do you think 77$? |
| SpaceX makes nothing. Twitter losing massive money since his covid high overpayment and Grok makes shit except his renting out servers for the next year. Good luck Bros. The only thing he did was merge them all into a shitshow company while making himself rich at overinflated numbers and then putting that on you.\n\nI’ll put some buy limits at $85 |
| More chance of MSFT going up 30% in the next month. Not gonna happen. |
| My bro nyse! |
| corn dump resuming soon . 20k not an "if", more like a "when" |
| The risk if you are going short options at the end of day is they go ITM and suddenly go from worthless to worth something. These puts were .25 a second before I bought them at 1.1, then closed at over 6 in less than 1 minute. That's what I meant when 1 loss when you're short options could annihilate all the times you win |
| Show me your big balls lol |
| Nice job my guy yolo f em all |
| Unfortunately this is all too common with men in our 30s, we don’t prioritize male friendships |
| I would generally have been short-term bullish on any IPO in this environment but if AI stocks don't get their footing back by Monday close it's probably a new ballgame.\n\nA lot of the valuation of SpaceX is tied up in xAI. |
| Theta gang will give him a tip |
| CEO of WSB, now that I’ve caught you in traffic, I’d like a refund on my calls from Friday please. |
| corn dump as always |
| ran back to atlanta |
| Too many alternatives and debt |
| https://preview.redd.it/zjtnbydfiq5h1.png?width=749&format=png&auto=webp&s=034f99f7d5d47dad3ec17642dd97948eeac06397 |
| I think Netflix is down to 77 next week. Week after we'll start a pull back which may take a month to hit roughly 85. After that I'm not sure. |
| I literally broke my own rule and bought crypto that dropped a little bit and then boom everything dropped hard lol |
| Still small quantities for now. Concerning though if they can't even handle a fairly mild bear market. |
| Please add /s |
| fuck it\n\nfull port aerotyne $AERO |
| The half & half guy may be cooking up some shid. They could push to have shareholders vote? |
| 8/21 105c |
| Just about pulled the trigger on some rec property (bare land in the woods by a river) for about 2months wages a decade ago that is now worth 2 years wages. |
| Lol got a 2 week call... Pussy |
| That long of a line is not the play |
| not talking about the small drop on Friday, check OP's latest post |
| Right on |
| Mullva? |
| Otm options on leveraged etfs |
| So are you arguing that this rule change would somehow disadvantage the HFTs? That doesn’t seem right |
| Lol nope |
| Molly Santana new Hannah Montana |
| One thing that has been bothering me recently is seeing how many people I considered good friends just go totally MIA, and never put any initiative to hang out or do something. I feel like I was always that guy growing up who would invite the one isolated guy into his group, so they don't feel like a total loner. It sucks even more knowing that I have done a shit ton for all the people I care about, whether it was monetary or just being there for them in their time of need. Yet, nowadays, I can't even get someone to text me back promptly or come grab beers. Maybe this is how it is getting older (32), but I am starting to feel so much resentment about so many different people in my life. Kinda makes me wish I never put in any effort with anyone, I'd probably be 10x ahead in life if all I did was look out for myself. |
| holy shit just bought BRK.B with klarna on robinhood |
| Become an Uber driver |
| After Friday I’m halved |
| The amount of commenters who don’t realize this is parody 😂 or…no. This is parody….right? |
| Something something frontal lobotomy. |
| > I do remember from going to school in the 80s\n\nThe Berlin wall fell nearly 40 years ago, Gramps. And I’ve heard that Cold War story a thousand times already….\n\nLook… Just take your pills and go back to sleep before the nurse comes and scowls again, okay? |
| Monday will bounce up till half day then sell-off again.... |
| It’s likely that Elon is getting investors to sell out at IPO for those that loss millions in the X and AI merger.\n\nThen after that it will likely be a great time to buy.\n\nMy two cents |
| Nah man it's a new juice brand. |
| You are onto something, with your theory i conclude that circular financing could alter the nation's growth numbers soon. Further adding to the speculation that all numbers governments gives is total bogus |
| Janet Yellen.\n\n\nLiterally, a felon. |
| It’ll probably go up because sentiment is very negative |
| And he was down another 16k at one point on Friday… |
| I’m so dumb they rejected me |
| I read that in Morgan Freemans voice. |
| I said extra ketchup |
| Exactly, he should be able to walk right through security. As partial owner he has rights 😂 |
| >Following the employee's death, another team member alleged that staff were instructed to keep working, and their help was dismissed. Nantel [Amazon spokesperson] said the reports circulating are "misinformation." \n\nhttps://people.com/amazon-denies-misinformation-surrounding-the-death-of-worker-who-collapsed-during-shift-11952095\n\n>Amazon is under fire after an employee at an Oregon fulfillment center died while on duty,\n\n>The employee says she asked her supervisor for help. \n\n>The supervisor reportedly told the employee: “It has to be management or safety, team. Please get back to work.”\n\nhttps://atlantablackstar.com/2026/04/23/amazon-employee-claims-work-continued-after-co-worker-collapsed-died-while-on-duty/\n\n>Two Amazon workers from its Bessemer, Alabama facility died last month, one of them suffering a stroke not long after his request to go home was denied, said two of their co-workers. \n\nhttps://mashable.com/article/amazon-worker-deaths-bessemer-alabama-warehouse\n\n>In September, Billy Foister, a 48-year-old Amazon warehouse worker, died after a heart attack at work. According to his brother, an Amazon human resources representative informed him at the hospital that Billy had lain on the floor for 20 minutes before receiving treatment from Amazon’s internal safety responders.\n\nhttps://www.theguardian.com/technology/2019/oct/17/amazon-warehouse-worker-deaths\n\n>On the morning of 27 December 2022 at the Amazon DEN4 warehouse in Colorado Springs, Colorado, 61-year-old Rick Jacobs died on the job after experiencing a cardiac event, right before a shift change. What happened next has angered his former colleagues.\n\n>Witnesses say a makeshift barrier around the deceased worker using large cardboard bins was used to block off the area on the outbound shipping dock \n\nhttps://www.theguardian.com/technology/2023/jan/09/amazon-employee-death-warehouse-floor-colorado |
| I'll take the strategy that nets me 300% gains and the fact that you wouldn't... We might have a regard vs regard championship (you'll win) |
| Well they are just the poster boys. No need for smarts, just a decent on-call hair and wardrobe dept. The people "beneath" them run the company. And 30 of them are only there to smile and make the CEO feel worshipped, for every 1 person you'll never hear about that does actual work. This is corporate America. C-suite bonus megastructure has killed off respectable business and murdered the middle class. |
| It could not be more obvious\n\nTheir marketing for this is insane it’s literally everywhere, all major exchanges market it, it’s everywhere online news, even this constant negativity publicity is free advertising \n |
| Quarterly revenue numbers. Up and to the right is often considered good in finance, but as finance textbooks teach us, the theory breaks if the company is named PayPal. |
| But they weren't wrong though, at least not initially. |
| calls on MUD it is! |
| Who is that? New AI company ceo? |
| 🥩 |
| Casiyes |
| as someone who's been profitable riding the AI dick lately ...the US government thinking of buying stakes in AI companies is a thing I'd never hear lmao\n\ncasino, casinos everywhere |
| Condolences... I have nothing snarky to say. Sincerely, I hope you get some of the money back through sensible investing/other means, and rebuild your life. Honestly, feeling a little pain for you, ngl. Stay strong, you have your health, and still a decent amount left. At least you tried 🙏🏻 |
| EITHER UP OR DOWN |
| Of your portfolio finally being profitable 😁 |
| This guy is 1/5 the OI on the strike lol |
| btc wont survive the quantum leap \nthere'll be a new digital currency like bitcoin^2 or qubitcoin |
| Companies aren't happy with profit anymore. They only care about increasing the prior year's numbers no matter the cost. Consumers have a breaking point. We are reaching it. |
| RemindMe!12days |
| Thank you for the analysis. Now I know exactly what to do. |
| I bought July calls at close yesterday so no |
| Crazy how no one is talking about the Epstein files anymore huh |
| Micro Short term: gainz \n\nBroader short term (summer): trimming other space winners for SpaceX since that’s the theme de jour\n\nLong term: lift all boats / depending on quality of other companies \n\nIndustry is just getting started\n\nDoesn’t mean it’s overvalued currently or ripe for volatility \n\nSome high flying names have yet to post profit \nWhat happens if they never do? \nScarier: what happens when they finally do and it’s not what analysts want to see?\n\nThe fact that we’re debating the uncertainty tells you the volatility is ripening \n\nCan’t even have the debate without looking at fed \nSmall caps get foiked by rate hikes \nThey get flooded by rate cuts \nLot of big winners in the space (pun intended) have benefited broadly from short term trend of rate cuts \n(Same goes for a lot of the small cap & tech names$\n\nWhat happens when interest to borrow yen stays consistently higher than it ever was?\n\nFed regime ultimately dictates all\n\nNFA |
| Hi im a financial expert. Yes there are others looking for a rebound monday. |
| Everyone and their mom bought calls. Flat |
| My guess is, despite the bloodbath, we're still not done selling. \n\n\nIf I'm right, it would be similar to some post-liberation days before the Bull Run, where Retail Rallies the Market early in the day/week only for MMs to be waiting and continue unloading Big Money jumbo sell orders.\n\n\nThis would be to avoid having the price move too much against MMs/Big Money as they steadily dilute the jumbo sell orders and collect Retail Exit Liquidity.\n\n\n"Buy the dip." Will eventually be translated to the correct phrase: \n\n\n"Retail holds Big Money's bags."\n\n\nTLDR: My moves next week is Calls might be the plays at open, but GTFO/Runners only before 10:30am ET or switch to Puts with House Money.\n\n\n\n |
| yeah, but thats actually an indian guy in a call center banging her in vr |
| Wtf man. This stock has been tending down for over a month, and you put $60k into 15 DTE calls? This is likely to end very badly |
| Yo wish you break even. Don't even want profit anymore |
| us tech weekend |
| Lord Bogdanoff |
| How to take beautiful blonde home? |
| is this why the market crashed friday |
| Once Elon inevitably becomes a multi trillionaire in a couple of weeks when spacex is worth more than nvda, all the Reddit wealth inequality criticisms die unless you’re specifically criticizing him because everyone else becomes a nothing-aire when compared to him, but because he’s saving humanity the criticisms are automatically illegitimate so there will be nothing to criticize anymore… |
| They were saying Boo-urns, sir |
| Bearish? Bullish you mean. As much as everyone on WSB are mindless apes, they seem to be on the money when it comes to doing the opposite of what the market actually does. Everyone knows it’s a pump and dump scheme, but it won’t matter until the dump and the finger pointing will be at the same people every time. This is a game that is normal folk ain’t invited to. |
| lol. I try to stay away from totally insane stocks. I never know when reality will kick in. I don’t own any Tesla either. \n\nThen again, I did make a good amount on GameStop. |
| Exercise? \n\nI thought we decided on extra fries\n\n☹️ |
| LOL, What I was just thinking. \n\n |
| If you do this, I mean really this is regarded, BUT use brokerages you don't care about. The anti flipping rules are real. \n\nThat said, most didn't enforce them after the FB IPO clucsterfuck |
| I’ve stopped spending money everywhere except basics and groceries. |
| You know I've never really looked at the rocks. Maybe I should start |
| Of the dump? |
| Put my spacex shares on Klarna |
| I take so much satisfaction in knowing that Jensen probably needs to really focus in peeing after beers too. He may be a billionaire but I can outpee him |
| It’s different this time. |
| I'm looking for a bounce on Monday. Anyone?? |
| Attn, I have brokered the peace deal. We all just go back to minding our own business 🦖 |
| https://preview.redd.it/22qdi6z0hq5h1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=297cd14dea3d77babb34e546aedc32b6da07bc2b\n\n \nI’m crying 😂🤣 |
| It will probably pump and go up like 30% right away and then just slope lower for a year. |
| Imagine being the CEO of MSTR and having papar hands. The whole point of your company is not to sell. |
| 5 bucks is 5 bucks 🤷 |
| Anyone figure out how the Hawk misbehaved at the island? 🐥 |
| Casino? |
| I think lower |
| Bought at 22. |
| Ceasefire going well btw |
| There's nothing good to watch on there anymore |
| the last 2 major dips started to reverse in Mon 12NN onwards. Hopefully this is the case too this dip. |
| Thats just the thing, the normals are the target audience and they DO know about this IPO.\n |
| >the rest of society will appreciate our sacrifice. \n\n...\n\n>the shit leavers will feel more shame \n\nFake news |
| The entire business plan is AI but he's renting out his gpus to Google and anthropic! Moron |
| *\[ Redacted by Palantir \]* |
| What does the green thing mean? |
| Definitely not at that moment, you still had 300$ to get rid of! |
| They make money *because* of several of these 100-200b ai companies.\n\nI don’t really register their ads, and when I get surveys they are clearly for the wrong demographic, so they probably hired someone from this sub to run their ad department. |
| > steak |
| I think it'll hit shortly after open, but the MMs will already have their moves locked in |
| Cash settled though, so if I put in a limit order for, say, .4 and it fills, that's that right? Is there some other risk out there? Settlement fees? |
| Yea… RKTO went down 23% , u drunk? |
| Well obviously there is a need, no one’s buying it |
| My port can go to zero, I just need cr7 to lift the trophy |
| And bailouts. Don’t forget those. Prop up their businesses with tax payers money, and don’t let the tax payers reap any benefits for it. |
| I have 2k shares in MSOX, LFG \n\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/83adictogq5h1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=446b0c5004efaf822c7cf15348db8008d53e4eaf |
| Talk about good timing. Op is on top 5 |
| https://preview.redd.it/72ehzzkegq5h1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=548c37f1fc4ab238f2977036bb83493b1e273142\n\nOP's analysis vs OP's calls |
| Capitalism with American characteristics. |
| lol you can see the theta in this one |
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| My neighbor works for Oracle. He says buy buy buy buy |
| Lost it at "Options with endings in an hour" Wtf |
| Im ok with this actually, government in Europe, owned steaks and lots of companies |
| 3 total shares available |
| That Axios peace headline is gonna hit like crack 5 mins before market open on Monday 🤌 |
| Dermatology company lmao |
| Started with 3, then slowly build up to 8 |
| right there at 305 w you |
| **ROBINHOOD AND KLARNA TEAM UP TO LET USERS BUY SPACEX IPO SHARES AND PAY IN 4 INSTALLMENTS** |
| I predict monday +8% 🐥\n\n\nI'm not wrong |
| Well it is a MU 2x leveraged ETF that this guy is playing options on...so uh.... |
| Money burning machine for Nazis |
| Indeed, I was Micro Zarflon #4 |
| space x hyperliquid already dumping LOL |
| If someone paid you mid six figures to play dumb, would you? |
| Three birdies today. \n\nThe worst is behind us. \n\nAll calls all balls to Labor Day |
| Fk yeah I like the new list even better lmao |
| 😆 |
| Bruhs government taking steak in openai is the same as taking steak in Lockheed martin \n\nIts nothing new |
| It could soar to 5 trillion but wait ! If you want to see our top 15 stocks better than spacex buy this newsletter. |
| To be a good member of the community. Unfortunately not every dog owner can be trusted to do the right thing and as much as it sucks, we gotta do our part. If we don't pick up after those assholes then we'll be living in shit. I know it doesn't feel right or just, but the rest of society will appreciate our sacrifice. Trust me, it will be worse to live in a world of shit where we do nothing but point and yell than it would if we all took 5 seconds to pick up other people's shit. And if we all do it then the shit leaves will feel more shame because they'll be leaving shit in a shit free world rather than one already covered in shit. |
| A little bit high cost basis but tbh you might make a ton on money on this yolo |
| Funny, myself and most people I know have been cancelling Netflix (and Amazon Prime). |
| Just dump before the rest and you'll be fine |
| There is when you live in Montana |
| just hoping LUNR pumps.. thats all. |
| Insider shares are locked up and the release is staggered. No significant amount of shares can be “dumped” until after the first quarterly earnings report |
| im one day away from getting margin called XD |
| Sounds smart |
| Half Man, Half Stock |
| I applied for 5 I will get zero. |
| It's $135-161 estimated range. You need to put up the high estimate to reserve but will only be charged the confirmed price the day of IPO\n\n\nEdit: and whoever buys this is gey |
| Boeing still has commercial and defense. They’re not going anywhere. Obviously this is just a guess, but I think Boeing’s stock price already factors in their surrender to SpaceX. I don’t think it will move much one way or the other because of SpaceX. |
| I really can’t afford another red day. |
| You do know 🥭is meeting with AI leaders and I’m betting $MU will be at the table (their CEO was on the China trip) |
| Started in mid-April, was up 28% til yesterday, now at 12%. Had low expectations tbh so it’s all good |
| pfff hardly. germany does that well with airlines and trains. we cant have that |
| Fundamentals don't matter, ORCL is way too big to fail. It'll be either bailed out by some big tech company or big 🥭 |
| Go look at the price action on QNT |
| No one drops this much without knowing some inside info |
| Guess I can continue to hold my VOO, was considering bailing after decades. Elon is a fucking moron and I do not trust him for half a second. |
| Reminder gang: \n\nFine, fresh, fierce\n\nWe got it on lock! 🔐 |
| Idk man I just pay the subscription and then go there. How is "you pay for a service and then you use it" a con? |
| I’m so fucking tired of being broke |
| That seems like the kiss of death for this company |
| Bookmarked. I'll finish reading over the next couple of days and then comment. |
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| While the rest of the Space industry consolidated last week of -25 to -35%, one brand new space stock actually held steady despite running up about 180% in the last month: RKTO. \n\nRKTO barely budged despite the huge selloff on Friday, which should raise eyebrows. While every single other space stock was collapsing in the blink of an eye, RKTO held the $2 mark it had flown to. \n\nThis is not just a short squeeze play at this point. This is a legit opportunity. |
| Why would prices come down? That would also be bad for the economy |
| How much of a price difference between bids and asks on different exchanges are we talking here? |
| Half Man on HBO is good |
| So you want help to carry those bags? |
| Is 1M your entire net worth or do you have more to play with? |
| Elon is certainly gonna be a trillionaire in a couple of weeks … or less. Got worried because of how much his net worth dipped yesterday but at least it’s barely still above $800 billion so at least he has that milestone. I think he even has a chance at $2 trillion after the ipo and hope he can later cross $5 trillion or even $10 trillion. It’s so inspiring to see someone hit such milestones… |
| we're completely fucked long term even if a deal is signed tomorrow, but right now I'm not worried about the long term but about Monday. |
| Im holding Boeing so deciding if im going to tough it out through h th e next year |
| And honestly? You’re so real for spotting this, OP.\n\nThanks ChatGpt\n |
| Sounds like your identity politics are driving your investing. Cringe.\n\n I stay away from IPOs but all that should matter is if when the private equity share holders lock up ends because that is when the shareholder will get diluted. \n |
| Buy high sell low lol |
| Nope, just a breather |
| Monday easy 310 |
| Third worst? Actually give your top 5 I'm curious |
| This is not ws.. nevermind, this *is* wsb. I wasn't sure for a moment cause the article seemed so informative. |
| fakes existed before AI, they were just more of a passion project |
| yeah, according to twitter it hacked chrome and firefox and broke everything and is already self aware. |
| Elon’s Maps |
| LOL |
| Averaged down AH now im at 304 for 200 shares hope im not to fucked |
| What's a non-trading money related move you regret not making in your past that you still think about?\n\nI was once offered a job to be a bounty hunter for like $20k/month (Yes, like Duane Chapman type shit). And I chickened out and didn't do it. |
| To answer your question it feels nothing like 2008 where half of everyone you know might not know were wondering if they could keep from going homeless. The roads emptied overnight. 2020 Covid felt closer to 2008. |
| 180k on the next one when the dumpster jobs they go back hit. |
| Ai cant make it as gay as hollywood |
| I feel like Ticketmaster and Live Nation laughing about gouging us working class people was the confirmation of something we all knew was occurring. They hate us. |
| Me. Did it in after hour |
| TSLA to 200? bro is retarded enough to be the mod here |
| Are good faith violations based on an SEC rule? If so, that needs to be eliminated before this. Being able to use the same cash only twice blows. |
| The stock market is a rich mans playground designed to steal more from the lesser people. |
| So every other company should stop while we continue lol |
| Front upper taint area |
| Just screenshot it |
| Btw, what's your target for MRVL? |
| I will come on Tuesday at your nearest Wendy's. |
| Look who actually did the work. |
| Why you wanna go back to work |
| They 100% get a cut. Private brokers charge massive management fees and take up to 20% of the profits just to give retail access to private shares. Also a lot of scam promotions just for you to open account |
| Maybe Agentic AI will help me get my money back from Friday |
| I expect atleast 20 |
| -11%. I started investing last monday. |
| The market knows that though so whats the real reason for the drop |
| And people will still support 🥭 |
| Just reply, that you are accredited (WSB enjoyer) and want more info. |
| # The sub has been invaded by the fats. Now we shall strike oil LMAO 🧁🧁🧁 |
| 5% day on SPY and 10% day on NVDA Monday when peace comes ripping thru our holes and the government buys everyone NVDA calls |
| I uh… have no idea what that means |
| From your mouth to MMs buy buttons dude |
| Glad to hear ☺️ |
| Fuck yeah, my brother I am taking shit out o Nvidia and going Al in as well on Monday. |
| SPCX gonna dump now he's actually buying |
| Yeah I understand that. I mean the Texas people mentality. |
| Way to support the cause. I'm 32% GTIBF, 2% RYM, 27% CRULF, 25% CRLBF, 14% TCNNF. Trulieve and Cresco have the least crossover, so I'm hoping they merge. Maybe they break the two companies up like Green Thumb and Rythm? Cresco could be recreational brands, distribution, and retail, while Trulieve focuses on medicinal on the NYSE. Trulieve would benefit from Cresco's relationship with Temple University's medicinal cannabis research program and its slight expansion into Europe. It's messy, but it would help me get more Trulieve, which I want. Regardless, Cresco needs to do something if they want to continue to grow and not be outdone by Verano any more than they already have been. |
| > I'm just looking for a quick in and out\n\nyou and literally everyone else |
| Because of the unprecedented interest and rare singular opportunity that such an incredibly transformative company like SpaceX presents.\n\nOr bribery. One or the other lol.\n\nI’m personally pumped. Been following SpaceX for 15 years now and can’t wait for the opportunity toto get involved in some capacity. |
| Trump Iran peace deal would be nice (even if we all know it will only last 2 weeks) |
| What other streaming platform does what Netflix is doing. The answer is none |
| https://preview.redd.it/5pmgaeuueq5h1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d33676554022e5487341da7e79f1ea0576b831ec\n\n |
| Not one Elon ipo buyer regrets their decision. |
| You claimed people are weary of Elon. He just proved to you that they aren’t. Why so angry? |
| He turned a -99.6 into a -99.08. He's factually improving. |
| ReLandable Rockets? |
| RemindMe! 2d\n\n\+10% MRVL \n\+5% MU SNDK WDC STX \n\+ 5% AAOI COHR LITE |
| I want them to study the effect wealth has on mental health. |
| Dread it, run from it - Theta Gang arrives all the same. |
| bro, you gotta wait until friday at 3:56pm ET to go all in with the 0DTE 🤦🏽♂️ close those on monday and try again |
| Cerebras was 20x oversubscribed, look how that turned out. |
| But Elon bad man. |
| Big dawg… maybe if your exp was farther out, but 6/18? This ain’t the play. Netflix has a shit selection and their originals haven’t been good in forever. |
| The first full length AI movie is going to be released and it only cost them two $2,000 to make and 2 months so is Hollywood cooked or not.if.it.ends up being good 🧐 |
| That is probably exactly it. \n\nI knew a guy who was trying to do a career in national intelligence. He realized pretty quick that it just wasn't going go anywhere because he was from the midwest and didn't go to the schools that these intelligence heads go to. There are people with better connections who went to the same schools as the existing leadership and they are preferred. \n\nIt wasn't nepotism or favoritism. It wasn't even malicious. If you think the school you went to was really good and an applicant comes across your desk with that same education then why wouldn't you look closer at that education? \n\nBut that creates a system where the more illustrious alumni means a certain college can boost it's tuition so only rich kids can go there and before you know it you have a whole class system that's formed. |
| Goodbyeee |
| Max out margin and put it all in qqq. |
| Too old school to turn it around?? What do you mean it’s soup… literally stuff in a can. There’s no need school to turn around soup. |
| BIG IF TRUE |
| https://preview.redd.it/n0mqk38keq5h1.jpeg?width=216&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6aad25dbd479f6cd98e018e12238bc59c1b6c044\n\n |
| >Stock will only go up\n\n>I'm still not going to touch it though. |
| Going to need oil to rip Monday for the tanking to continue. If Bessent shorts it again and suppresses the price the algos might save my regarded ass. |
| This meme deserves more credit |
| MU |
| Check Reddit regularly, do the exact opposite of what is trending. |
| You know you can buy them for $135 in the IPO right? |
| Please edit your comment to say it will go to 0. I'll need to make it look as if I was the only one right about SpaceX.\n\nThanks! |
| Should have been Reddit too. Looks like funds need to still buy in and fill in their position before they get accepted into the fund where they will make a good % once it does |
| All that to say you don’t know shit |
| Why is everyone so eager to sell you space x shares? Like, do they get a cut somehow? I don't get it.\n\nAlso i doubt too many normies know or care about the ipo. And regards like here are super scepticle about rug pulls.\n\nI just don't get it. |
| I agree, though I have $120 Calls expiring in Jan 2028. On 6/18, you might have to meet me behind the Wendy’s dumpster |
| Online forums will never ever understand why stocks trading at triple digit multiples need a perfect and then double it and then double it again guidance to maintain their tardo valuations \n\nEvery single time it's a headline saying beat last EPS estimate set by some interen analyst and then screeching that stock went down |
| I mean\n\n\nPeople made money on DWAC that way. Hell I made money on DWAC that way. Good luck, just know its risky AF. Basically the 0DTE of Stocks. |
| Retard went down and took me with him. |
SAYLOR’S OFFICERS JUST SOLD SHARES LMAO\n\nBTC TO 0\n\n Just a moment... beincrypto.com |
| CEO himself sold a bunch of shares and collected 36 million $ |
| second worst? |
| Fuck I just bought 200 shares before seeing this. Now I’m gonna be fucked aren’t i |
| https://preview.redd.it/cswob0vaeq5h1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=328403a8ad49deded4b699e837782aea9cd8ebfd\n\n |
| this is the part I find so funny\n\nreddit is yelling that it's rigged for it to go up and then simultaneously saying that buying it will fuck you over\n\nI'm not tryna to hold spcx for years, I'm just looking for a quick in and out, if you can get allocated close to ipo price (big if) I think it'll be pretty hard not to make money as long as you don't get too greedy |
| So why all the changes for this IPO why all the special conditions |
| Yes, the poor public market investors who have \*checks notes\* made $1.23 trillion dollars since Tesla went public. |
| Where did it go? |
| Make sure you wrap it in a flag and put a cross on it too. |
| That’s why he’s making this post |
| *It’s “oof” you fuckin’ stunad. * |
| Elon's response to the question "what did you go to Epstein island to do?" |
| It’s not the worst idea esp if you did it before close |
| But the weekend futures tho 😄 |
| Earningshub.com usually has it pretty fast. It's their thing. |
| If my investment goes to half, I'll still be a millionaire. If you're fasting because you want to bet your lunch money I'll say you do you. |
| SpaceX Valuation is going straight to 900 billion after IPO day LMAO🤌 |
| So you have a total lack of understanding what communism is. It’s laughable to see what you responded to the claim of communism. Why even respond this if if totally does not make him a communism president? None of what you said make a president communism lmfao. \n🤣 |
| lol World Cup added 90k jobs that showed up as Leisure in the jobs report. Congrats bears you bought puts because of soccer. |
| easy come easy go |
| Man I want a Sundae. Too bad I got calls |
| What do they go by on social media? Or what should I search for? |
| Lol, a true regard. Look up who actually founded those companies. |
| I'm short shares so it will probably get merged into one somehow |
| The average American doesn’t even understand what freedom is. If the right person tells them this is freedom they will believe it’s freedom. It’s just packaged and sold as Freedom™ at this point. |
| Personally i don't want that either but y'all are greedy as fuck and seems money is the only incentive. What I really want is for people to not fomo their life saving and get rug pulled only to make Elon a trillionaire but like a moth to a flame y'all are gonna roll the dice thinking that maybe I'll be the lucky one to exit profitable and maybe you will but most won't |
| That's totally not the behavior of an industry run by total morons! |
| I’m a mega space bull (it’s retired me at this point) but spacex is honestly not that expensive considering the (kind of laughable) TAM. The TAM is real, the possibilities are endless, HOWEVER, spacex isn’t going to 20x or 100x. Stocks like RDW, ASTS, RKLB, and all the other space securities will. |
| Why not just IPO flip? Get shares filled at 135 and then sell whenever it goes live |
| Pump of the decade lmao |
| I don’t think it’s going to impact Boeing much. Boeing has more or less exited the launch market. ULA has been trying to find buyers, and Starliner has zero future. They do still make bespoke satellites, but I they aren’t really threatened by starlink. Not sure about SpaceX’s military version of starlink (starshield?), not sure if that eats into Boeing’s space business.\n\nBasically Boeing has already taken its L’s from SpaceX |
| Should I get a credit card advance then invest in treasuries?\n\nThe loss will be less than my trading strategy |
| That 'underrated money printer' is currently printing nothing but a massive tax write off for you.\n\nI hope it turns around and prints for you! |
| As I'm getting older I'm starting to feel more attracted to older women and I'm not sure what to think of that |
| Elite ball knowledge |
| https://preview.redd.it/5wuls7fsdq5h1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=09da1b4f1cd7d141c95218f59ebcfb5f1188291e\n\n |
| 📈 |
| I signed up for 100 shares, I see it as a slightly risky trade but seeing the wsb reaction makes me more convinced it will moon.\n\nLong term I think people could come to their senses (but idk they still haven't for Tesla so...) and it may to below IPO price. But first couple months I bet it'll moon |
| This rule has nothing to do with making retail exit liquidity. They'd make just as much money if stocks were going up. That's why this is so great for them. They'll now skim a little off every single retail trader, regardless of which way the market is moving. |
| It’s all a fugazzi these days. It’s fairy dust. It’s not fuckin real. |
| Samsquantch! |
| Who full ported MRVL? |
| Yes, 0.5x revenue, that's a realistic valuation metric. People in here are regarded. |
| Don’t underestimate the hype man Elon and his fan boys. TSLA is a great example that it didn’t sink 😉 |
| The Eyes have hills 3... its an crossover\n |
| and you know, for years I thought that they had to have some information I didn't have. I mean why else was every company so hellbent on making more and more and more money every year? My dumbass isn't an economist. I don't have a business degree. So obviously that had to be possible. Obviously when your company sells soaps to restaurants there's infinite room to sell infinite soap to infinite restaurants. \n\nThen one day ya just realize that it's not economics that they are dealing in. Just fantasy. Might as well be trading in magic beans and faerie dust. |
| Too many fats in here. You know what that means? 🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴 |
| Most people have zero idea that the stock is loaded with shit AI, and the valuation is regarded. All they see is “Space X” and that they are very good at launching rockets. I can see this going way up and staying there. There will be a dip when private investors sell off, but more people will gobble it up. Im still not going to touch it though. |
| Def money printer…for the ones who sold you those calls. |
| Ok, after reading so much stuff like this I'm tempted to reverse WSB. |
| Lmao 🤣 this is gold |
| Number of kids minus the one trans daughter |
| That’s exactly it everyone is seeing the rug which means we going to Mars |
| >Where do you think the money you make comes from?\n\nearnings \n\nIf you don't believe SpaceX will have crazy earnings in the coming years then don't buy it. I believe they will.\n\n>You need others to stay poor to get rich.\n\nThat's literally just not how the stock market works. If everybody allocated their capital perfectly, then society would be more productive and the investors would all be rich. |
| serious question, why is nflx stock performing so badly? people literally live on there. they control the eyeballs. |
| I could honestly see this. |
| The rotation back into crypto from AI will be glorious |
| 135 to $70 |
| Ok bro how am I supposed to afford RAM now because this dude made it his mission to make me lose😭 |
| 3000$ by eoy. |
| I am buying for probably a 20 year hold. My IPO allocation is a tiny fraction of what I'm willing to put in (\~1%). I think it is richly valued, but if price starts dropping I am buying in hard. People are conflating the valuation with the quality of the business. The quality of the business is downright exceptional. The valuation is probably 1-2 years pulled ahead/giving them credit for 2 years or so of flawless exection, which on the one hand is crazy, on the other hand, they have the track record of success. |
| The only question is when , not if they’re doing it |
| Hey /u/CartoonistInner4846 - I am a bot from /r/wallstreetbets. You submitted one or more banned tickers: ELLO.\n\n We don't allow discussion of low market cap (less than 500mm) tickers to prevent pump & dump spam and scammers. |
| The IPO is oversubscribed. These posts are funny. |
| https://preview.redd.it/aknlxk1cdq5h1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=56f4e5b7a65fc0c745dd7fe445c121ddad97a2e5\n\n |
| To be fair they did have a really good quarter and now a decently low P/E ratio with $2 bill share buyback and $10 bill in cash. Take away the GameStop name and it actually sounds like a pretty good investment. |
| I am loss king again and sorry for your loss. Anyone claiming they can turn $2,000 - $15,000 quickly is a cryptocurrency investment scammer. |
| How much |
| Hearing rumors he may not have hanged himself |
| your mom |
| LMAOOO |
| For the canon, I’ll say it: SpaceX was obviously underpriced at IPO. Rockets go brrr. |
| Epstein pizza is the best |
| Fable / Witcher npc behavior |
| Booo |
| Wym? Its just a state license plate where the vehicle is registered. |
| For the same reason I've been trying to get DSA or SPV thru any equity broker I can for the past 5 years. Nothing has changed for me and where I see them in 10 years. Actually, that's not true; I see them even further ahead than I did 5 years ago. I don't mind the hate, and I hope it continues to drive other people not to invest. More for me. |
| theyre gonna ram AI into retirees portfolios and pensions throats |
| https://preview.redd.it/oqfetdy3dq5h1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=37bc81924b074381c186cd262bd1ea235a2a50a8\n\n |
| Tesla has had a valuation that makes no sense given their numbers for almost a decade. I think SpaceX may go the same way tbh, Elon's very good at selling bullshit to investors and somehow even though he's always over promising and underdelivering it doesn't really hurt the stock.\n\nLike there are people out there legitimately believing that Tesla's gonna be selling Optimus units and running a profitable robotaxi service in the next year. |
| Meta is behind in AI. Tesla is ahead in AI.\n\nWhat company has better real world AI and more products to implement those in than Tesla?\n\nMeta being a good buy doesn't make Tesla a bad buy.\n |
| Yes and I’m tired of correcting people! What the hell is leverage?! It’s get lost virgin! |
| Yes it is. The baggies are salty, fuck them and they mama. |
| Wtf is a futa |
| Imagine trading options and not knowing how they work. |
| Bigbrain |
| Into orbit 👨🏻🚀 |
| I go to PF. If they raise their prices, I'm out. Can't stand the place but for $25/month multilocation, can't beat it. $5 more though and I'd just go to a luxury place, especially because they're also not 24 hours suddenly anymore at mosst locations. |
| Yeah.... Vietnam/Thailand, that's a LOT of money |
| Get some air boys. Next week is going to be a shitshow. |
| I follow them, guaranteed they are Ukrainian. And they are pretty funny and genuine good people. |
| look at my great idea. checks idea, -23% |
| Considering the cult loves Elon so much, will they dump their Tesla profits/losses to buy into SpaceX? aka Tesla puts on the table? |
| Keep your friends close, but your wife away from your friends |
| Don't expect delivery by space vessel any time soon |
| Some of you here bought QQQ puts yesterday\n\n\nThis means markets rallying next week |
| The guy that sold you that stock for $100. Because he sold you that stock for $100 he missed out on the $2900 that you gained by owning that stock. Even if he bought the stock at $1 and sold at $100 and netted $99 the original seller at $1 would be the losing party in that transaction. By definition zero sum will always have a party that gains something and a party that loses something |
| Rectum? Damn near killed ‘em! |
| Band to 30k sheesh |
| You get the sundae, Vinnie! |
| Are hyperliquid values even reliable? |
| After yesterday, this makes me feel like less of a retard |
| 4, 3, 2, 1....and Rug Pull!! |
| Are Trump and Elon still fighting or did they smooth things over? |
| I put in for 2 for fun. |
| As an European can you explain Texas to me ? |
| +15.51%\n\nI'm good with that. My target is >20% per year, so only need another 5% over the next 6 months and I'm good. |
| Russia? Russia. |
| 53% to 24% yesterday. Panic bought everything |
| Keep your friends close, but your enemies toaster |
| Yes, but the rest went up a lot. |
| Nvda |
| NVDA is the fun girlfriend, Microsoft is the one you marry. Choose your risk tolerance😂 |
| I like SOXL for the 3x leveraged more |
| I was eyeing jan 300 leaps on Amazon. Or Microsoft leaps |
| *Jover |
| Get your money up and stop whining about other people having more money than you. |
| He founded Tesla, SpaceX, OpenAI, Paypal, countless other companies doing real things. Yeah, dude is just full of shit and doesn't produce anything. /s |
| reddit is super conspiratorially minded and very quick to believe like "oh we're so much smarter than the masses" but most of the time it isn't true lol\n\nesp with this I think a lot of people are injecting their personal opinion of musk's politics and not analyzing the situation as an investor or trader |
| It also limits your upside. If downsides and swings is what you are optimizing for, you should do indexing. That provides the best diversification |
| Like the Titanic |
| Fedex was green for me, and their new spin-off, FDXF is doing even better. |
| Brace for epic dump |
| oh no, prepare to defend against their catapults! |
| this is the actual answer. EDGAR.\n\nThere is also a subscription service called the PDS.\n\nWhich in a near real time feed model and sends all ingested Edgar data directly to your individual feed.\n\nhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings/public-dissemination-service-system-contact |
| The float is from the shares the company sells from its own holdings, and does not include stock that is locked up. What musk owns personally (or any other engineer) is not part of the float, if it is lockup. HOWEVER, SPACEX has an accelerated, not-typical, release from lockup. |
| Reverse Reddit is hard at work here |
| MSFT - eww |
| Is this why the market crashed on Friday? Everybody selling so they can have money for SPCX? |
| soooooo getting the better price is what allows HFT firms to frontrun your orders and actually give you worse prices\n\nthe broker that you purchase from sees your orders, and reroutes it from one ATS to the next and this provides visibility to firms looking at this rerouting to change the “best price” to a “less best price” before your orders routing is finished. Everyone’s operating a the literal speed of light here and are just geographically closer to the actual data center and compute instance hosting the order matching. |
| It is just a beginning |
| This will probably print if you’re patient. \n\nThe reactionary retards that lost all their money on liberation day will tell you otherwise. |
| Early big bounce, faded after 30 min and end deep red Monday. Then green Tuesday |
| Are those real? |
| Is MU over |
| People said Tesla was trading irrationally when it was valued at $50 billion. I took the opposite bet. |
| Hrmmph, I trimmed into this weakness so I would be a little mad if we don't get a little more selling next week. After that, I'm fine |
| Yeah, I'm sure they'll take that news completely rationally and calmly... 💀😂 |
| You already have a bet going - TSLA to 200.0 before 10-Jun-2026 02:30 PM -05 |
| !banbet $MULL $0 1 |
| using logic we continue red, implementing retardium on the other hand yields a big fat green cock on monday |
| yup I feel like if you talk to people that aren't on reddit all day you'll realize there's a very high likelihood it moons off hype alone\n\nTesla is still at like 400 P/E, it's had a valuation that makes no sense for like a decade at this point\n\nAnd in some ways SpaceX has a better growth story than Tesla, Tesla is realistically a pretty mature EV company and has no business being priced like some hyper growth company |
| https://preview.redd.it/2dnvwbuubq5h1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5fd8e7f4035d21308dd56d92b0bcd1104ffabb3b |
| I understand the underlying technology. So I know they cannot inflate the supply.\n\nYou would need the majority of the network to agree, which in theory is possible, but it would dilute the network. So it’s highly unlikely.\n\nIf somehow the majority of the network agreed to do something like this it would fork and you’d get something like Bitcoin cash part 2. Leaving a separate chain that still only has 21 million possible coins. |
| Wow, I didn’t think people can be this retarded |
| I like point 4 and 2 and we should be flexing it more and more. Retail gotta start rigging its own game more often. |
| https://preview.redd.it/8lyxm2krbq5h1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b1fce9a61c9cc35beeab0027c864ede895b3810f\n\n[we know how this ends](https://youtu.be/7uBqNgxAuBA?si=fjtw3RzspFSCJP1P) |
| Usually the opposite happens from what everyone expects… just going to throw that out there. |
| You sound poor and jealous |
| Wealthsimple is asking 161 for spcx the pump has already begun |
| It's the red button/blue button in real life. \n\n |
| Have amc got a new season out? |
| Especially redditors |
| Well the thesis by the crypto bros is that BTC is the first to bottom out.\n\nInstill don't believe it personally. And I'm about -$25k in L1 positions at the moment. |
| None of us have a crystal ball. You keep passing on your opinion as fact. Like you know it’s a rug pull. Could be, could not be. I’m definitely getting in on the IPO and planning on holding long term. But you are acting like you are part of some resistance movement against something you don’t even know will happen.\n\nWhy would people dump shares of the most transformative company in quite possibly the world? |
| You forgot to mention. You can talk freely online and not go to jail 😂😭 |
| Im going to buy it even harder now\n\n\-Michael Scott |
| Paying a monthly fee for "free" shipping, only to spend another 45 minutes scrolling through a sea of brand names like XYQZUG just to find a spatula that won't melt.... |
| https://preview.redd.it/ue7kncupbq5h1.jpeg?width=1408&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=187a4404c4d1c08fb3e62acd7ca23f7d30169458 |
| The options on MULL are retardedly expensive, first time I checked this stock in my life |
| Now THIS is a quality shitpost. I miss the days when this type of shitpost was at the top of WSB every day. Seems like even the shitposts have become enshittified. |
| Hard pass |
| 10% is nothing 😂 |
| BREAKING: 🥭 announces that USD is now pegged to BTC |
| God I hope so |
| Who is smarter? |
| Better buy right now NVDA or Microsoft |
| You’re down 18k 👀 |
| Nothing is crashing before midterms bro. |
| Lame and Very Gay?\n\nYep, mostly Tessler owners |
| You say that in hindsight. Reddit back then called it laughable. I remember a guy saying he'll buy it at $3, so he thought it was more than 10x the fair price. He was upvoted. |
| So we go from fair markets to buyer beware. Lfg nothing like turning the nyse into fb marketplace |
| Just have our friend Claude ELI5 it |
| lol just saw a post (not confirmed) of us using tools to make Irans sanctioned funds to rebuild and support gulf states… yea I’m sure they are gonna like that one. |
| Never gonna happen. The lemmings will all run right off the cliff. |
| we aren't a hive mind. we aren't just going to listen to you. you just want to orchestrate a pump and dump and leave us holding the bag. |
| McDonald’s took a data centric approach post COVID to determine how much they could increase prices until consumers stopped going there. It wasn’t tied to inflation, it was 100% maximizing profit at the cost of value. There’s no value proposition to fast food. It’s not cheap, fast, or good. It fails all 3 trade offs in the pyramid. It’s garbage food with garbage service and it costs more than a sit down meal at a local pub. |
| Doesnt matter if Elon himself said its a bad investment, apes gonna ape. |
| I don’t see why it would vary significantly. The information is still available across exchanges. |
| Calls on divorce lawyers and crisis hotline operators |
| No thanks. QQQ calls 4 lyfe |
| Too soon, Junior |
| Yeah like he doesn’t totally tweet about what they should and shouldn’t do, tweet and talk about their CEOs, what companies are great and that he thinks people should invest in, travel with CEOs to foreign countries. Nothing like that. |
| He is well suited this smooth one.... He fits right in. No friction at all |
| Gold I up 4% in 6 months. BTC is down 32% in same timespan. |
| Hot cpi = stock is hedge for inflation= stock go up. Low cpi = rate cut = stock go up. Literally cannot lose. |
| Big red dildo, no lube |
| Otm long call / put caps the buying reduction |
| They seem to be aight. Not my first choice (GOOGL ftw) but better than META |
| You believe they could never adjust the cap? |
| Will spy hit 755 next week? Lmao |
| Like lasagna |
| 7x now |
| No lube either! |
| Because Elon is a Nazi |
| will Bank of Japan hike? can't imagine that being bullish |
| Not in full swing anymore |
| # Remember how we were all focused on >!REDACTED!< before the war on Iran? 🤔 |
| No one's arguing SpaceX long term outlook we can all agree it's promising. The issue is rather the rug pull that's immediately on the horizon. It's not a question of if but rather when. Personally I'd rather wait to buy the crash then chase the dragon cuz I want to time the market. But hey I'm happy to borrow your crystal ball since you seem to know how it's all gonna go |
| No bags. Just got in a couple of weeks ago. |
| He thought that safe stocks exist. \nHe definitely belongs here. |
| If u did calls and puts on that list you'll make some money |
| Y’all got it wrong. It means Get La Verga! |
| Anyone care to give me some opinions on Amazon? |
| *A Bookmaker running a shady operation, my word this is the first time i've heard of such thing* |
| https://preview.redd.it/kaou62yuaq5h1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d86b53937937196545c83e886b137d3bdaccde5a\n\n[we know how this ends](https://youtu.be/7uBqNgxAuBA?si=fjtw3RzspFSCJP1P) |
| Lmao |
| It’s ok u missed the boat my little guy but don’t miss another bigger one which is SpaceX. |
| MU suddenly becomes a $100+ trillion company and he gets his money back. |
| Slowly |
| im sorry bro |
| RemindMe! |
| “AI bad im cool” okay lil bro |
| Just put the fries in the bag already bro. |
| I honestly don't know what to expect. |
| Please tell me what you don’t want to buy |
| At least this one I get - looks like you had solid wins along the way. Looks like my graph honestly.\n\nOP looks like he got lost on his way to the slot machines. |
| "If they can't find it, they can't sell." |
| Tesla didn’t open source any patents. Instead they pinky swore they won’t sue you if you use them. |
| OP just looking for someone to “share the load” with. |
| Usually takes a few days for insane amounts of leverage in the system to unwind |
| 😂😂😭 same here tho. that’s why I installed reddit… just to cry 😭 |
| https://preview.redd.it/5kydx1skaq5h1.jpeg?width=1320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fdf707ce04f2bbddd907ba9b9a5bc5da4e58dcad\n\n \nWhy not buying leaps |
| If yall ain’t buying 🌽 rn don’t fucking cry when it rips +10% in one day |
| You sound like my wife every time I lose our money. Trust me this time, it’s a guaranteed win. |
| Prepare your anus |
| “We fired all our employees, and so did our competitors. Now we just sell the same thing back and forth to each other bc no one has the money to buy our products.” |
| Honestly this video makes me want to sell |
| Because it’s already priced in.\n\nIf everyone thinks the same thing, the opposite will happen |
| What a desgusting performance.\n\nGoes to show who/what these guys are actually. |
| I just googled, it's 44k in real money |
| I'm talking about their Bitcoin 15 minute prediction, every time I make profit the next one is magically gone despite it being 24 hours |
| 4.2% is the expectation 😳 |
| XRP is a very late bloomer |
| https://preview.redd.it/7fjgd61aaq5h1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=88fb7a60bd93d7820db506bfdcb831ad52913c6a\n\n |
| Fuck this stock and archer so much |
| no smurfing lad |
| Why would I get a crappy fast food burger for $15 that their own CEO can’t stomach? |
| RemindMe! 12 days |
| This is so fake 😢 |
| Your whole thesis could have just been that and people might have joined for the speculation |
| Its robinhood they openly scam on bitcoin. \n \nIf you don't believe me go perform a market buy you are buying WAY above the current displayed price like up to 4K at times. The only way is to use their "Ladder" and at that point i'd rather use use coinbase. |
| It’s gonna tank to sub $100 |
| Everyone here is apparently rich as fuck lol |
| Look at $BULL and genuinely explain to me what makes you smarter that the people who bought it at $20+ |
| Blue so that I can still buy options |
| Plumbers work a) on the roof or b) in the basement? |
| so cheap! TSLA is around $400!! |
| Not bad idea to cash in the hype |
| Why in the world did you keep doing this? No peaks/valleys - this shit's a straight ski slope lol |
| Sell in first 15 min |
| Who let the crying liberal in here? |
| Itll be priced in |
| Tf is robinhoods problem, every hour or so the 15 min btc is magically missing |
| Yes bro I totally forgot Tesla is worth more than every other car manufacturer in the US. HOW REGARDED OF ME HUH? I’m not saying it won’t go up but it’s not going up because of fundamentals, that’s for sure. Hold your bags or whatever dude, suck his cock for all I care. Just saying the blatant fact that space X is a pretty big gamble. Post your IPO contracts if you think I’m so wrong. |
| All caps = help me with my bags |
| better put it on red |
| okay yeah but the whole topic was about $spcx, will it go over 200 or is the top only $160 from 135 |
| Atp just donate your spare cash to a good charity and stop giving rich people your money |
| indeed: https://fred.stlouisfed.org/graph/?g=1WNhR |
| Lmfao. I’m fuckin dead |
| “ If you're not watching SpaceX (already -29% from all time highs) crash on Hyperliquid before it even IPOs, I don't know what you're doing with your life.” via oddstats. \nDepending on Korea we may have a catastrophic Monday |
| Any JOBY holders? |
| My buddy just brought up XRP in the stock chat I almost had to immediately obliterate him with laser vision |
| why do you assume spacex will go up |
| Has anyone actually been electrocuted by taking a shower in a thunderstorm or is that just what our moms told us because they wanted all of the hot water for themselves? |
| u edited out „monday“. clown 🤡 |
| Who’s laughing, I traded my canoe for a case of Old Milwaukee. |
| DXYZ is going to rip next week |
| So buy buy buy? |
| shits going up 80% day one |
| THE RETARDNESS-O-METOR IS OVER 9000 |
| No, you can't trade stocks.\nYou can trade synthetic derivatives underwritten by a shitcoin. |
| Damn I thought my 340 was impressive |
| 28% as of this morning. I took a heavy hit this past week as I am selling for a home purchase. |
| Something something…. once in a lifetime…. Top is in!! …. Generational gains/losses!! … blah blah |
| Needs to move up that rebound timeline.. better post to WSB |
| Don’t worry, your Spartan fund will liquidate everything to load up on SpaceX at peak then dump it at the bottom. |
| bruh, wtf is this? 😂\n\n[Trump shares AI music video: 'everywhere I go they love Donald Trump : r/justincaseyoumissedit](https://www.reddit.com/r/justincaseyoumissedit/comments/1tynkjg/trump_shares_ai_music_video_everywhere_i_go_they/)\n\n🥭 literally gives zero fucks... Not sure if bullish or bearish? |
| Did not know. Thanks! |
| https://preview.redd.it/74wim7wj9q5h1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=733e87612690c868faf6246958c7d15872c2d951 |
| The real money is in fullyconductors |
| where did I say 100%? Definitely not 100% of Monday.. if it is alot of new millionaires here lol |
| Funny how literally no one in the comments has suggested the best place to actually find it the fastest. \n\nSec.gov\n\nEDGAR search. At 4pm when earnings are due, they will be posted there usually before it makes it to any investor relations page. Usually hits between 4:05 to 4:15. \n\nThe 8K report will usually have their "shareholder letter, which disclosed all financial information and a few notes from the CEO to the shareholders" before any 10Q or 10K get published. |
| This post is making me want to sell jan 2027 leaps rn |
| On low liquidity shit platforms that shouldn't be trusted for anything other than profiting off compulsive gamblers. Overnight trading and futes is one thing, these things are totally useless. |
| There should be a game show is it Florida or Russia |
| And they’re smaller |
| https://preview.redd.it/923c4sce9q5h1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ce819babd8b38526e5af5231b869a8a30f42f542\n\n |
| If SATS owns %2.7 of SpaceX, shouldn't it go up as well? |
| y'all remember the drink-your-own-piss-in-a-martini-glass-in-a-serial-killer-basement guy?\n\nthose were the days |
| It is interesting that Path of Exile 2 apparently has stricter standards for conduct than our global financial system |
| RH will halt trading at open so you can watch from the sidelines as Elon and friends ride that big green dick to the moon and then dump on your ass just in time for RH to open trading again |
| nice gamble 🎰 |
| Brother, I am up 830% on Meta. |
| Yeah but he drove around for an hour, lol |
| I cant wait to print -20% 🤤 |
| fo sho |
| Why would I pick up shit? |
| This kinda insanity is why I joined wsb |
| That’s precisely why you need a plan. When A happens do X \nWhen B happens do Y \nMost of it these days can be automated and yes I got stung pretty hard yesterday but Exited many positions and got stuck in one at a major loss. But I knew I was taking this risk. So Monday it could get worse or bounce back. But still just a flesh wound. I would like to make 10,000 % returns but trying to do so without a plan is like trying to hit a bat with a pole blindfolded. Better to bunt and get accustomed to hitting the ball before swinging for the home run. Ted Williams said only swing at the pitches you know you can hit. |
| So fucking true bro/sis. I worked for a massive organization and cringed at the hundreds of millions of dollars that leadership greenlighted - every fucking year - to fund projects that had ZERO FUCKING ROIC. Yeah, you could model accretive ROIC, which is what the finance team did, but the fact of the matter is this particular organization had a PALTRY track record of actualizing the models.\n\nI'm a capitalist through and through and will be the first to stand up and say the economic model must have limits. When one organization out of fuckin 500 publicly-traded organizations can waste hundreds of millions per year, I) we know the middle and lower class are fucked and II) we know that shareholder value is no longer the driver of management decision-making.\n |
| Okay, sorry for my sarcasm. Thank you for your service. |
| Was 80% just on stocks two weeks ago, now about 65% |
| Spacex dominates the space sector. No one comes close to them. And I feel like space is one of those sectors that will get lot of investment in future |
| Lost half mill 2022, now I have a new account. Lol |
| Stock XYZ IPOs and I buy a share for $100, then sell it to you a year later for $1000, next year you sell it to Bob for $2000. Today the stock is trading at $3000. Who lost money?\n\nA zero sum game would be if the value of all stocks was fixed, but the value of the stock market, or an index, etc. is largely always going up and to the right. |
| Diversification limits your downside and swings |
| $750K on monday |
| Meta who makes tons of money is red everyday. What's the point of buying a company that makes money if the stock goes down everyday |
| I want to see doge in prison |
| He lost his virginity around the same time |
| This is casino. No crying. |
| That’s exactly what they were going for! Make it just long enough to outlive the warranty |