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| ONDS about to go red. Pretty fucking believable. |
| In RKLB at $5. I thought I chose space but space chose for me. More than half my actively traded portfolio now. |
| 🙏 |
| Memory is fucking me rn buddy, so i dont think too long |
| Retirement wen |
| First one is always free |
| Get ready for another pump |
| New world was already confirmed for cancellation the reasons they try to give why Amazon is down are basically pick and choose. We know in the end it’s the hedge funds that got caught in shorts when it ripped |
| Feeling more and more like it will be sour hour heading into a long weekend. |
| HOOD under 90 NEXT WEEK? |
| The market and shitting the bed late in the afternoon, name a more iconic duo. |
| I sure as fuck hope so but no clue |
| How much can this space stuff and memory stuff run up from these levels |
| Sell spy |
| Just waiting for me to sell my shares ffs |
| Come on SPY! Go up |
| Wowza. Hazing. Kapow. |
| I’d kiss ya |
| Nice! |
| Only things Fanta Menace is attacking are Minneapolis and a Big Mac buffet |
| Lower property taxes. Just wouldnt want to sell. |
| Market makers playing games what a head fake from top of the hour |
| bears still losing |
| Classic pattern - tea cup handle sculpted by an alzheimer patient right bols? Cope with me |
| Bond market getting yippy |
| Markets should be open 10 minutes a week to stop all the fuckery. Enough time to buy or sell if you want and make choice for the week. Less of this hedging to keep shit flat just for the sake of it. |
| It's crazy. Now it's 800s. |
| I turned 19k into 1k |
| crazy how i used to wake up and sell iwm and buy qqq, 2k26 gonna be the opposite i guess |
| Spx 0dtes are like crack holy fuck I’ve never made this much money so fast in my life |
| RIP Nana 💎📈 |
| Mine are their brothers and sisters |
| I like the software tho |
| Turned 1k into 19k playing options. Definitely was luck, not skill. Should I walk away or keep playing?\n\nThinking about taking 3k out for the tax man, buying myself something nice for 5k, putting 5k into VOO, then playing more options with the remaining 6k.\n\n\nOr just pay the tax man and roll everything into more options. Thoughts? |
| Yesterday. And I sold half |
| Can pltr dump a dollar pweeze |
| 688 |
| Hedge funds have had "Sell SPY 700 calls" on their whiteboards as their #1 profit making idea since November. That shit won't wipe off. |
| Calls on Ford x Xiaomi |
| “They can’t keep getting away with this.meme” |
| RKLB |
| Glad to be of service 🫡 |
| Shhhh. Dont say that. \n\nIt's helping my port recover from October. |
| Banks need silver below 90. It'll go up next week |
| Still waiting for a “no”. |
| No excitement whatsoever for some reason |
| What a gay Friday. |
| FIG becoming a penny stock in a couple of months |
| If theres a depression everyone suffers so lose lose. |
| you’re a dummy |
| God bless you. You saved my port |
| ❤️ |
| My stonks are like the frightful, reactive children of a schizophrenic parent. |
| This market stinks |
| IWM overbought. Dip on high beta stocks incoming soon. |
| It's all manipulated |
| So loading up on Monday OTM calls? |
| Correct. Google has been doing AI research loooong before most people knew of AI. Google acquired deep mind in 2014. My theory is that Google didn't launch an LLM based product (i.e. Gemini) because LLMs are in fact a dead end towards AGI, imho. They were forced to launch an LLM because the market made them. If they hadn't;t the stock would be tanking. As someone previously noted, they created LLM technology years ago, they published the papers, but didn't launch it because they didn't feel it's actually ready. - look at Waymo, they are arguably ahead of everyone on this technology, and miles ahead of Tesla. But are they out their talking about how it will take over taxi industry and by next year generate $1 trillion dollars? No. Because they are realists. \n\nGoogle just flexed a bit of muscle when it had to and launched Gemini. It has Altman shitting his pants because those in the know realize just how many aces Google has up their sleeve. They are miles ahead on AI. |
| can nvidia go 189 today? |
| I don't think that Netflix knows what green is 🤡 |
| Just bought 0DTE SPX calls. It's going to tank now, you're welcome bers 🐻 |
| Theta gang has been feasting for 2 months. This gotta stop soon. |
| ... and the market will forget about it and be trading off some different headline by open on Tuesday. |
| Let's start a class-action |
| SPX hitting 7000 is not happening. This is the top for the year. All people do is sell no buyers up here. GG |
| This is the way. |
| LFG my ghey bears… dance! 💃💃💃🤣 |
| Come on just buy the dip, what could go wrong? |
| I'm working at H&R block and I'd say short this dysfunctional ass company, they have some assistants with zero tax experience and authorization submitting taxes for people Lmao |
| Every now and then you have to congratulate courage madness and patience. Congratz to this MF 👍 |
| Selling theta like a baller. |
| 686 would be diabolical |
| Shit day |
| HOLD ON TO YOUR BUTTS |
| Printed so hard on 690p |
| CALLING IT NOW\n\nRIGHT AFTER MARKET CLOSE W'LL GET SOME MARKET SHIFTING HEADLINES |
| Not at the end of the month. \n\nSenate keeps passing partial spending bills. If there is a shutdown, it will be tiny compared to last year's. |
| So |
| At what point does it become a good idea to buy puts on Rocket Lab? |
| And here comes the V back to the levels we just sold off from. |
| Shame on you for not checking her every time on the way out.. |
| Markets closed Monday = 🥭attacking Iran or Greenland tonight for sure |
| No need to go to the theaters to watch that ping pong movie when you have Opex at home today |
| META has to be manipulated, wtf |
| I keep saying that MDB (noSQL) is perfectly poised to capture unstructured AI data and storing embeddings for data retrieval (RAG) and that it is a real contender in the DB space, but I keep getting downvoted. Redditors are way too rigid (heh) in their belief that SQL is king. |
| Firefly, Intuitive Machines, Redwire, Satellogic, Spire Global, Rocket Lab, BlackSky. I also use this website to track 2026 space sector IPO's. [https://newspacetracker.com/ipos?utm\_source=chatgpt.com](https://newspacetracker.com/ipos?utm_source=chatgpt.com) |
| I’ll join |
| Traded 10 million worth of stock for a $1000 gain |
| Theta gang out here! |
| Shits obviously gonna correct soon |
| Can I sue the SPY CEO for market manipulation? |
| One week puts here |
| Lower sweetie, daddys down here |
| Government shutdown wen |
| I’m a total fucking pussy I don’t know how to HODL |
| YAWN |
| we done V-ing today? is it ^ time? (upside down V) |
| you are smarter than 99% of this sub to take the profits. |
| same same same. \n\nNVO is saving my ass, tho |
| OP did you try options ? |
| SLV flipflopping like upper management |
| Spy is a sneaky lil shit |
| Its always so predictable, literally no matter what happens there is a sell-off at market open |
| This how my Netflix position is going to look come Tuesday |
| Look for the 50 pages of short term gains/losses. |
| Why is Bitcoin dumping? |
| My small contribution\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/5yrugnf2irdg1.png?width=467&format=png&auto=webp&s=83d1180a28b8a74b313a969fcf6b075b51d36f1b |
| `REDWIRE` |
| SPY legit makes me want to vomit. Most boring 3 months ever. |
| Where’s the original post? I wanna see the regards bashing him. |
| I'm making STACKS on these 0.01% days |
| Imagine going through the trouble of getting a rocket to launch you a new satellite only to get hit by a Tesla Roadster. |
| the crap is already falling down in random countries and random places. it looks like the company who shoots this shit up has abs no responsibility if the shit falls down and hits some poor third world country schmuck in the head. which means we can stay bullish. |
| i was thinking about the same niche on my way to the office today. spacenews seems to have a story about it: https://x.com/SpaceNews_Inc/status/2012163065110794535 |
| Doubled my account in an hour wtffffffff |
| I'm a tax preparer and this is also my first year actually messing with the stock market myself. It'll be fun to try and guess which of my clients are Redditors. |
| HOLY FUCKING SHITTTTTTT SPX PUTSSSSSSSS |
| CEG totally fucked me today |
| That's right mother bitches, RKLB |
| Remember when we used to talk about Cathy Woods feet? |
| Godrick hear my prayers pump 1% |
| Man they’re REALLY trying to suppress this before the long weekend lol. I’m loading up on calls 5 min before close |
| Feeling like the easy money is done on silver |
| Just gonna go back to bed and wake up Tuesday |
| lol. What’s your favorite conspiracy? |
| Rocket Lab makes plenty of money. They were just spending it all on R&D on their new rocket, Neutron. They should hit profitability later this year or early next year. Don’t confuse income vs. profitability. \n\nTTM Profit +$554m\n\nTTM Net income: -$198m \n\nNeutron R&D: -$240m |
| Hey thanks for that info I haven’t heard it before. Btw you pay the guys salary through taxes so you should stop supporting pedos. Good luck. |
| netflix 22m volume just to move in 10 cent range for 5h.\n\nActually most retarded stock lol |
| Diabolically flat |
| I GOT ABSOLUTELY FLEECED TODAY |
| Just got out of all morning meeting. Someone explain to me why yields jumped? Too hungry for brain to go find out |
| IREN is the ticker for I Retire Now |
| If y’all could just capitulate that would be swell |
| Not today bub |
| Bruh where's LUNR |
| Theta wins. Flawless victory. |
| Take it to the max, foodmax |
| [ Removed by Reddit ] |
| Fuck yeah!!!!! Up $6000 on qqq puts. Fuck you market. |
| That's what meant by black Friday, no red, no green just black |
| Insurance 690p 0DTEs bought just in case |
| Wtf just happened?! |
| “Which them sir?”\n“ALL OF THEM” |
| Except when it doesn't hey vsauce michael here |
| my puts went from -40% to BE off that candle lol |
| I sold it at 100% profit. Was gonna hold but didn't |
| Yeah in that time international indices did an easy 5% minimum. |
| What strike price for those IWM puts? |
| ASTS now worth 1/4 of Verizon, congrats early buyers but I'm not entering at these levels |
| What a glorious drill off of that premature ejaculation |
| I’m gunna need spy to take a big fat shit right now & save my 1dte poot |
| Let me say it in Spanish…. No! |
| Bagholding shares of Rolls Royce since 2022 has never felt so good |
| But wen? |
| This market is dead needs to be brought behind the shed |
| ay dios mio |
| QQQ 624 please, think of my family |
| RKLB FAMILY RISE UP!!!!!!! |
| What if Russia wanted to takeover Alaska? No biggie right? |
| I just got kicked right in the stop-loss |
| nvidia 189 calls 🙁 |
| Large OI SPY 700 calls expiring today. \n\nMMs Goal: Have them expire worthless |
| “You got to lose you can’t win all time” -George Thorogood |
| I bought IWM puts through Tuesday and VIX 15c 4 weeks out. I just don't believe some BS doesn't happen. |
| Is invading a military ally, destroying NATO, and turning Europe into our enemies economically and militarily bad? \n\nYes bro it’s fucking apocalyptic.\n\nAside from the fact that invading and annexing a sovereign nation that does not want to be part of your country is inherently evil. |
| 🤡💩 |
| I doubt they care about my measly $1000 |
| Went from -70% to.+5% |
| brainlet wsb in complete unison: "wen V?" |
| Portfolio was worth quite a bit more this morning, but still in the green for the day |
| The AI is going to be shut down tomorrow at 0900. |
| Here comes the dump. Will start a 12 year decline after today. |
| Ruh roh |
| Gimme 690 pls pls pls |
| ASTS 🚀 |
| Shut your whore mouth |
| A way to avoid capital gains and just pay sales tax I think. Like crypto |
| The play for late next week ERs is to buy calls NOW and let the IV ramp up to sell before results roll in. |
| Wish I'd held ASTS instead of swing trading it. I picked up shares at 66 and sold at 84 for a decent quick profit. Didn't realize I was getting a really good price and that they were up for a defense satellite contract. FML |
| I'm fighting for my life here folks |
| ok boomer 😉 |
| Major confirmation\n\nThis is from a few hours recent interview with the chief revenue officer of poet, I am going to cite him, type exactly what he said: "So we´ve been working with Celestial AI which recently got aquired by marvell, so we´re also actively working on engaging a few other larger customers for this product line and we will announce when the time is right with those customers". 1. This validates that poet is still supplying celestial ai/marvell. 2. "a few other larger customers" sounds like they have massive deals going via Marvell/personally. 3. "we will announce when the time is right with those customers" sounds like they are going to release major news about revenue soon. |
| Managed to make 50% on my JBHT CSPs overnight, that was cool. Market gave me an exit today! |
| Every 60 seconds in Greenland, a minute passes |
| No this won’t be a day where market saves you in the last hour. They will 100% close this as flat as possible |
| they're not better, they'll just work nights and weekends when nobody asked them to so they can get an edge over people who enjoy their lives outside work |
| You’re 6 months late. |
| GLXY is the better play to me. They will have similar power eventually and are continuing to expand into other areas. |
| If it dipped to $82, people would buy. Its not going to go anywhere until the 52 week low is breached again…\n\nTheres too much at stake with that deal for short term traders to stick around for any length of time\n\nAt $80-$81 im a buyer |
| It's one full of like hobbits, dwarves, elves, and like wizards and shit. |
| We’re closing at 690 |
| Literally just another gambling scam to steal money from retail. |
| AI and algos pricing you on the spot. All too common these days. Look at what Delta is doing for plane tickets. Wouldn’t be surprised if MM is. |
| Hookers & blow |
| Qualcomm needs to have one 10% day |
| they have limo service |
| We’re only +0.5% off the October high lmao. Three months of absolutely nothing. At least sell off so we can buy a good dip. Not this nonsense |
| https://preview.redd.it/tqy9m3z5hrdg1.png?width=424&format=png&auto=webp&s=0cbd1a0de10bd7bea2105f0f328e4a53cd863e91 |
| Hood rug pull again |
| Calls on the first space cleanup company |
| We are all the machine, Sad-Literature-5341 |
| we gonna turn this frown upside down? |
| Explain how I don’t even know who I am anymore because I’m getting too much money. |
| Will puts print today? Looking like it |
| New year, new retarded plays |
| This market fucking sucks dick |
| s tier stop loss hunting by spy |
| Headlines in Europe:\n\nEurope must now tell Trump that enough is enough – and cut all ties with the US |
| YOU CAN DO IT POET BREAK 9 AND LET THE SQUEEZE BEGIIIIIIIN |
| Made 200 on spy calls & feel like I just beat a souls game boss |
| Lol we spend all day slowly climbing up just to get destroyed in 1 candle in 20 seconds on a declining VIX. What a waste of everyone's time and money |
| load the fuk up on quantum plays thats all I'm gonna say |
| tf $FIG get it together |
| You know, I have calls for Tuesday, I think it will gap on weekend news, but regardless I just wish it would move either way. What a boring market. Index approaching 700 per share and a 2-3 dollar move is an “exciting” day anymore |
| Honestly wtf is a tokenized stock? Robinhood can go fuck itself with its digital scam |
| Why not just buy land and work things out with their leaders? Why we gotta steal shit violently? |
| In order: RKLB, ASTS, LUNR, PL. I also have ONDS and KRKNF for the upside, but about 2/3 of my portfolio is RKLB. |
| Loving this market 😍 |
| The great retirement of boomers has begun. We will never go up again. Every time the market hits the top another million boomers liquidate to buy a golf cart. |
| Love that show |
| it never ends well |
| it has AI in the ticker, is that not enough for you, peasant?! |
| Space is the new AI” is funny but risky — new themes can run hot, but fundamentals and real cash flows still matter. What space stocks are you thinking about for 2026? 🚀📈 |
| Man that 15 minute candle on NQ got smoked in the last 5 minutes. |
| im up this year because i started retardmaxxing |
| Yes but I sold my ASTS shares at 12$ for a 1000$ gain because I’m a pussy |
| Crazy how the legit minute I put pltr 0 day puts it shoots up 30 cents |
| Please enlighten us |
| Mine was up almost $900 until the stupid bers started taking over the last 2 months. |
| EU/NATO economic retaliation could be a bummer |
| Which etf |
| 0 spy dte lezgo 🤣 |
| This is going to be the best sleep I've ever gotten over a 3 day weekend with how hedged up I am currently |
| Fite me irl |
| I don't see what would change the sentiment in that time |
| Who you think?\nLunr? |
| Absolutely regarded spy movement lmfao |
| Quick scalp on puts with that pump. Just sold half for almost 5x what I paid 🤣\n\nEdit: 50k banked cashed out. Probably going to regret |
| There’s no sense holding anything these days. This market sucks. |
| That sucked |
| and my V! |
| Someone know how to reverse these covered calls |
| Just sold my MU calls for $127 million. Stay safe guys |
| I am waiting for the IPO market to heat up. SpaceX or OpenAI IPO will be the top. |
| Hell yeah baby! I love it when it goes down, makes me feel good about keeping my money out…when it goes green i get angry at the morons who have higher risk tolerances and lower iq’s |
| Nothing ever happens. lol Spy jumps a dollar in 5 minutes only to be back where it started 5 minutes later |
| What if we combine AI and space? |
| NFLX - The dip that keeps dipping... |
| Those Indians can out-code and out-engineer most American programmers and engineers, there's a reason they're here |
| lol what happened 10 minutes ago to piss off the market? I just wanted to get lunch |
| hmm.. curious- wen V? |
| No |
| they rugging us |
| Thats a fucking professionnal 1800's French-Canadian fur trapper level trap. let me tell you that. |
| we just started 2026 and now we are entering February already? lol |
| I have no idea why everyone is so anxious to sell off every rise up, so I'm just sitting it out. |
| ChatGPT 🤖💰🇺🇸🦅 |
| Next presentation\n Jensen says AI 114 times and shows off an AI server rack that's twice as heavy as the last one.\n\nThen all the fucking seals clap 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 |
| which stocks |
| Is taking over Greenland really that bad? Genuine question |
| And there it all goes, just like yesterday |
| Any thoughts on PLTR Being a good buy opportunity? |
| Lost $1k on QQQ calls, gained $0.3k on puts. Basically won |
| I don't know who needs this but I mean this from the bottom of my heart. Fuck you |
| #I FOUND MY PASSPORT 🙏\n\n#I THOUGHT MY MAID STOLE IT 😮💨\n\n#TIME FOR A VACATION NOW 🏝😁 |
| frelling sheet |
| Sapphire Anniversary. Blue = bullish for space stocks |
| MY GOLD CALLS |
| Space has always been space. |
| Theres a man who can tank a years worth of returns because of how dumb he is, he has no filter…some people close to retirement dont want their hard work destroyed because of a moron and the sycophants who surround that person |
| Dang I got smacked pretty good on that one |
| SPY six ninety REEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!! |
| They are desperately trying to make it close flat. That’s all it is |
| Today could’ve been an email |
| And I agree with ur assessment as well... unfortunately. Nobody cares. Thanks for the Civil discussion. Hope you make money 🫡 |
| Bulls getting smashed by spy |
| Yes |
| I need 9x on my shares though! |
| I love how we're going crazy over deporting brown people working shit jobs but we're totally fine with Indians on H1Bs taking up jobs that pay 5-10x the shit jobs |
| i didnt trade today but i love bears to have a great weekend lol |
| One of us! |
| come back after valentines day to play the market, save urself the stress and money |
| Lol |
| I love lunr, but their last 2 launches have been successful failures. Sure they've done good enough, but they have yet to actually have a fully successful mission |
| My options port is up 600 bucks all time ..... |
| Same with pltr |
| No one said shrek would stay hard. Sometimes hes in and out |
| Got absolutely torched on the PL credit spreads what kind of mickey mouse market is this |
| I think you’re gonna be okay next week if you’re saying it needs to close the week under $120 |
| Brave |
| Do we think GOOGL rallies leading up to earnings ? |
| I bought calls on that last candle too unfortunately |
| Who typed this post for you? |
| RKLB though, am I right? |
| Every time I get bullish it changes direction 10 minutes later |
| Wtf is this shit |
| the reason for 2021 was SPACs |
| I had calls I sold for a huge loss |
| 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 |
| oh my god 693 lmao |
| bulls trapped |
| bought calls 5 minutes ago ? |
| Sorry to not be your DD network. Pay me and I'll tell you more |
| Nothing ever goes up |
| You’ve got massive balls!!!! |
| Come on nasa. Announce the LTV contact |
| RZLV baby |
| Well.... Did you say "Thank you"? |
| Beautiful fake V ez spx puts scalp lfgggggg im done for the day |
| Again, I agree in many ways. I'm very liberal, but have a good sense of the stock market vs noise and concern. Fact is, >2/3 of the country doesn't know, or doesn't care. It hasn't negatively impacted people in any way. When something happens that may financially, negatively impact the common person, then you can worry. Stocks will continue to go up or stay flat until this happens. |
| I swear to fucking god I’m about to break my fucking hands punching holes in my fucking wall fucking Christ man fuck this shit |
| ASTS was mentioned as being eligible for bidding for parts of "Golden Dome"\n\nBut no, neither make money. |
| Spy can suck a face dick |
| Like the USofA you mean\n\nhttps://scholarlycommons.law.emory.edu/cgi/viewcontent.cgi?article=1340&context=elj |
| Nice bull trap |
| https://www.thestreet.com/investing/stocks/nancy-pelosi-bets-big-on-2-dividend-stocks-in-2026 |
| And back into the same range and I lose my money to theta and stupid decisions |
| I have a PP |
| CVNA is really thinking about dying. Please do it |
| nope |
| Lmao that 1$ rugpull |
| Dont forget the world economic forum is in davos on the 20th…im sure that will be a hoot |
| Buy some SLV calls at the eod |
| imagine silver / gold bugs selling and buying btc |
| Reveddit.com, among others. |
| ..that's it? yeah, just dump it then buyers gave up |
| Not according to the latest tests using Gemini 3. |
| Greenland is a front to stop NATO funding\n\nRussia is a bot |
| Just pure manipulated garbage |
| Does anyone know what model McLaren the ASTS receptionist drives? |
| Idk, but I prefer stock casino. Less predictable and access to meme stocks. Dont think Forex has anything memey |
| Lmao \n\nThis market ain't for bear 😞 |
| I have a sub 50 iq and my portfolio is up 50% this year. Wall Street send a limo |
| Auto sector is only 4% of GDP |
| I have the same. I am holding until the ER. 2 more weeks. |
| Missed the train long time ago but why are these stocks even hot right now, do they even make money? |
| https://preview.redd.it/bd6lhjtzfrdg1.jpeg?width=1017&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d95b5dd8444b7a0776b4e41afdf8a06c5aa9ded0 |
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| Sell low buy high |
| https://preview.redd.it/m0tl8kdzfrdg1.png?width=969&format=png&auto=webp&s=6d321ee47ae20643dd625c43365a52644d4bf1d4 |
| Im down 30% on my Tesla 3/20 calls i will have to hold it unfortunately |
| ASTS and RKLB have been printing for a month. Probably time for them to pull back. |
| Why the fuck can't I buy options out that far? \n\nAll I see is up to March.\n\nEdit: nm fidelity options page is dumb, I found it. |
| wow thanks for the insight |
| Hood calls for next week |
| So how many of you talented day traders qualify for that wealth tax |
| “Officially ask you” go make it so you can use the feature. Probably already collected all the data lmao. |
| Should I sell meta calls or hold through the long weekend? June expiry |
| I guess you should buy then |
| Nickel took off in last few day. |
| Pl, others do different things |
| Start the count |
| I think there’s an organization or something that frowns upon that |
| -3k and counting |
| Dear RKLB and ASTS,\n\nI love you. \nThank you for your attention in this matter! |
| Yes they are 🚀 |
| Da fuck was with that gap up.... |
| Flat on above average volume is some bullshit |
| The sidelined money is probably there for a reason; retirement, saving for large purchases like a car or down payment on a house, or just being ~~a pussy~~ risk averse |
| Yeah, but can it hold those servers while you fuck them?? |
| Stop the count |
| Down she goes |
| Need spy to rip 694plz |
| VIX jumped off a cliff. Send the money printer |
| SPY 694 EOD |
| Rklb WANTS that 100 |
| OpenAI model operated in Microsoft Azure sandbox environment don’t send data back to OpenAI the company, so this could be very similar where they host the “model” somewhere in Apple Cloud. |
| I finally started messing with the custodial account my dad setup for me years ago that was full ported into gold and silver miners with insane capital losses since a bunch of them basically went to zero after the GFC. Only 1 stock in there managed to actually grow any.\n\n\n\nI made back the capital losses and then some with RKLB which is like 80% of that account. |
| I'm holding onto cash right now for the next big move. Waiting for an opportunity. I might just stay away from options with Trump in Office. Too Volatile. I don't have the time to stare at stocks all day to swing trade. |
| If LUNR breaks above 23 its going to trigger a gamma squeeze |
| Fck the freak out and BUY BUY BUY! |
| That's rough... with such low cost / high volatility tickers I prefer stocks, I bought at 4.5 at open and I'm well up 14%, I decided not to sell at 5.5 but not sure if I'll regret it. |
| Only goes up retards. |
| "If the people who have the power don't want to operate by principles, the principled way of operating will fail."\n\n>When people have both enough power to undermine a system and a desire to get what they want that is greater than their desire to maintain the system, the system will fail. For that reason the power supporting the principles must be given only to people who value the principled way of operating more than their individual interests (or the interests of their faction), and people must be dealt with in a reasonable and considerate way so that the overwhelming majority will want and fight for that principle-based system. |
| LOL BER |
| I hope you’re right. Worse case scenario I buy back shares I guess |
| that's called premature ejaculation |
| My portfolio is practically a space ETF. I recommend it if you can stomach the swings (I don't touch options) |
| Rcat, Lockheed Martin, defense ETF |
| should one be worried about CRML diluting? |
| I too like to create my own ETFs |
| Several hours of trading and my portfolio is up 0.2%. Fucking killed it |
| Was something announced? |
| They are the cause of bureaucracy |
| That’s a porky pie |
| Anything oil related |
| I think you have a point. ADBE is going to make some acquisitions in AI space. Probably a “creative browser that can run all their apps seamlessly” . Also , they have been beaten down pretty bad. |
| Amazing what not being a ber, or options addict will do, eh? |
| Space Gang Baby- LUNR, ASTS, PL, RDW make me rich mama |
| Doing lines |
| I need to be better on taking profit |
| weed |
| I would be in severe therapy for life |
| They will build them here eventually. The auto industry will find a new balance. It's about 10% of our manufacturing output, 5% of GDP. We will be alright. |
| Can someone tell me what the fuck these "space companies" even do? They just sell satellite imagery to the government right? |
| Whether it’s due to AAPL crashing, ASTS mooning, or both, I agree. |
| We need more Mag7 participation for that to happen but they have been so wimpy lately |
| How much did you lose today |
| sold in the middle of these green candles and lost on 80% of the gains\n\nstory of my life |
| What options is everyone swinging? |
| Atlassian (TEAM) is killing me — why does this thing just keep dropping like a stone?! |
| A regard is never late nor is he early. He buys options precisely at the worst time possible. Stay regarded my fwindz |
| SPY is up 17% in a year and people still keep their money in HYSA with 5% annual returns |
| Yes but also can take a loan. |
| ASTS actually trying to go to space? |
| Safe |
| isn't the forex casino open? The monte carlo of finance? |
| What da fuck man |
| what would you buy if you think tommorow there will be strikes on Iran?? |
| Calls on space cleanup companies. What tickers do you have? |
| i love how the leveraged LUNR etf came out the same day as the acquisition lmao |
| Under .70 good for a swing? |
| Means more government contracts to launch cleanup satellites into space to clear debris.\n\n\nBullish on Kessler syndrome |
| Get a collar, and wrap a leash around a tree in the yard and let him outside. Until he goes potty then let him back in. |
| lets print more money to prop up the markets lol God our country is fkd. |
| not even slv calls? |
| bots don't have asses, they have a hind quarter chassis. |
| Nope I'm not apologising... As someone who only has Alice and poor grandma, fuck you and your rich dead grandma, completely unearned and undeserved fortune.... Meanwhile I thought tooth and nail for every sent |
| congrats my dude. Venmo some to me? |
| West coast poor fcks woke up, looks like. |
| You guys are making money here ? |
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| Yall think my asts shares are safe from 2/6 125 covered call 😬 or shall I roll |
| $RGTI IS A RUGPULL SCAM |
| Just the threat to our allies is bad enough. There is already going to be years of (possibly irreversible) damage. Not to mention what hes doing INSIDE the US. Doesn't matter what side you are on instead of deescalating he is escalating violence. The stock market should have already crashed imo. But I know as well as everyone else its irrational. |
| That's its institutional support. |
| PLANET LABSS |
| Gemini is retarded compared to ChatGPT |
| One thing that’s consistent about this sub is bears always betting it will go down just because it’s gone up\n\nNo thesis, nothing. Just looking at lines |
| It needs to stay just under 330 today for calls to expire worthless, then they'll let it run again next week in the lead-up to earnings |
| My money here is what will pay for the trip. |
| Nvda moving again? |
| I made half a Million $ going all in on $SOXL just sold |
| #THE MOST BULLISH CANDLE EVER |
| META in the green? Has hell frozen over? |
| I love MLK, I mean milk |
| I would never trust some random advisor to choose what to do with my money, even less if I was filthy rich feels like they try to scam you |
| Gotta love good stalling out while Iwm rips |
| It ain’t called berback for nothing |
| Sounds like Calls to me |
| MM really wants HOOD at precisely 110 today. MM work in mysterious ways 🙏🙏 |
| Premium user wouldn’t know 🫦 |
| My BULL leaps would disagree. |
| Wrote many puts expiring today on pltr |
| It was a rough ride lol Seeing red for months on end was a rough one lol |
| You should waste your money here instead |
| Hulk dicks |
| I invented a new indicator for detecting reversals. 50% of the time, it works every time. |
| Perfect way to get him accustomed to "rules for thee, but not for me". |
| Gemini is really good |
| $SPY green candles keep em coming... |
| Asts passing aapl in market cap in 2 years |
| At this point I wouldn't even know what to do with a girlfriend or romantic interest. It's like a dog looking out the window at passing cars, or a chimp looking at an airplane passing overhead. |
| Oof |
| Oversold lol. |
| Yep; happens everywhere. I’ve seen it in sports, business, news, politics.\n\nOf course you are correct, after the fact |
| Rklb 100 coming in hooooooootttt |
| lol \n\nalright |
| yea i noped the fuck out |
| No Wendy's for me yet lol |
| Hold nothing over the wknd |
| Pre attack risk off maybe, same thing happened before Venezuela |
| why would we care that they are brining in 49,000 cars? I am not the Canadian jobs expert, but when large vasts of your economy is reliant on building cars, doesn't seem smart to bring in cars from a country that makes them way cheaper than you can |
| Bull trap ? |
| I'm not up enough to give a quality payout because I bought pre-market. |
| SOFI is so disappointing, but at least it's green |
| So...Metallica is taking the 2027 residency at the Las Vegas Sphere.\n\nLooks like I will be going to Las Vegas after all. |
| BLOW THE ROOF OFF SPY BREAK 700 TODAY FOR VALHALLA |
| How am I supposed to potty train my son, when I myself can’t wipe properly!? |
| Not sure how to pin my comment \n\nBut I exited when SL got hit at $5.00\nAlso paper handed my ODTEs and ended up making… 0.63% on this trade 🔥🔥🔥🔥\n\nPurchased 50 calls $5 exp 2/20 |
| Tsla gamble. Do we think it’ll go up to 442.5? |
| I have a spy call i got before the dildo. Feeling good about it |
| com on do something |
| C'mon $SPY you can doo dis... |
| Okay that makes more sense lol |
| Altman said he would do that only as a last resort.\n\nNow Gemini has surpassed ChatGPT in AI performance. |
| Google Gemini asked me to allow access to all of my Google info and emails etc…\n\nGOOG to $700 |
| You can have some of the stuff in my cart 🛒 but the corner is mine |
| +580% over 5 years is not dog shit. |
| He definitely sold for a loss or he would have posted that poor sob |
| Why won't QQQ penetrate that VWAP\n\nIs it stupid? |
| Besides the forward PE of 180, Price-sales of 110? |
| Thanks. I’m a regard. Hopefully it pans out |
| LUNR is such a great ticker name |
| Space stocks sucking all the money out of everything. Let’s go! 🚀 |
| Sold $SOXL at $61 - should I get back in? |
| We’re starting the long weekend early |
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| XMR |
| Biotech is like reverse Russian roulette: every chamber is loaded except one |
| Sick pump bro |
| 2 min and my account loses almost everything |
| Trump seems unconcerned about Canada-China trade deal: 'If you can get a deal with China, you should do that'. Canada’s conservatives in shambles 😆 |
| NVDA 💥🚀📈 |
| Regardium leviOSa |
| Why we down voting this dude, he’s repented for his AI sin |
| right when i just bought SPX puts ugh |
| They're putting ads in ChatGPT. |
| I bought a handful of $5 calls for March just in case |
| What's the next futuristic vaporware meme stock genre? We've got AI, space, quantum computing, what's next? Cloning? Force fields? |
| Like gyna |
| Horses just have big ol hogs and pee like a water hose |
| Most of you are squares 🟥 and it shows:\n\nhttps://x.com/i/status/2011878977577906331 |
| Thicc boi SPY buy candle. |
| So are we bombing Iran or what? I need to know if I'm doing puts or calls on /CL |
| I felt a great disturbance in the Markets, as if millions of options holders suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. I fear something terrible has happened. |
| You wish |
| Don't think he would listen to a foreigner, he'll skip what I have to say and will get gestapo ice to arrest me |
| RIGATONI PUMP RIGATONI DUMP - SHORR $RGTI |
| Boomer shit |
| Noice!! |
| Holy cow\nI’d believe you didn’t paper hand if you posted the current gain lmao |
| My DD on $VG Venture Global was nuked but nobody would have read it anyways so just buy leaps and thank me later. |
| Opex is always a waste. |
| Surely our orbit won't be littered with debris, rendering space tasks more dangerous and costly. |
| 🥭 is a sexual predator and protecting pedophiles, if not one himself.\n\nSeems like a fair question to me. |
| Depends on your definition. Annual Leave you are correct. Holidays, you are incorrect. Public Holidays are 12 in the U.S., and 8 in the UK for instance |
| I started a new port with only drone and evtol tickers its been killing it. |
| shouldn't any type of war announcement made over weekend be bullish for PLTR? |
| Are all of the ASTS putholders dead? |
| They're too busy leaving all their money in money market funds and CDs. |
| Stock market thinks this half trillion defense budget increase is a done deal. It's a 🌮. |
| Quiet in here |
| I had gains once. I just didn't realize it. Get it?? HA |
| All the best !! I am thinking of same strike but further expiration! |
| i got calls for next week too full ported 72.5 calls if these don't hit i go back to being homeless |
| Why didn't you wait for 4000%? |
| I am so sad that I only have 150 shares at a 47 basis. I missed this boat, but happy for all who are on it. |
| I want to do a write up for UMAC and how it's a good pick because of nepotism but I keep getting the "too political" warning message.\n\nDo I just post it anyway? I wanna see if I'm too much of a dipshit by this subs standards. |
| There are only 6 for the average American. It’s the fucking government and banks that get the luxury of actually being off work for a holiday. The rest of us work. |
| You’ll get a power flat hour. |
| Hyperbole? |
| You think space stocks are popular, way till the boomers find out about drone stocks. |
| you think you're better than me |
| After the initial market crash of the Great Depression, the Nazi Germany's stock market actually did pretty well up to around the Normandy landing when Nazi officials froze the market because they worried about how the war turning around would affect the market. \n\nPoint is, stocks generally go up until there's no other choice. Everybody's in the game to make money. |
| Another 0% day i think we never move up or down again |
| Crash wen? |
| HOOD subreddit\n\n[https://www.reddit.com/r/HOOD\_STOCKS/](https://www.reddit.com/r/HOOD_STOCKS/) |
| AMPX and RZLV only know up on their roads to recovery. Calls on both. AMPX should hit $14 and RZLV $8. Then there will be a dollar or two drop and then slower, healthy growth after that. Both should finish w/in two months to be safe. Probably just a week or two. Disclaimer: I'm not an economist--just someone who filled his change purse with both the last time they did this |
| Man may e they are running the same program as yesterday |
| 120 1 week and 123 1 week |
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| Slv just doing fucking whatever man |
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| Lol it's definitely stupid but it does work. Been doing day trading and haven't lost money yet |
| User error. |
| Lol. There isnt enough holidays. We have the least amount of holidays compared to European countries and Asia |
| 🫡 |
| #Meet my friend Price Pinnington. Cousin of Jeffery Pumpington |
| Why |
| I've loved watching the story of ASTS blossom from a joke of ass and tits to legitimately making people rich on this sub... it's been fun to watch, congrats to all who talked it up and whoever made money, fuck yeah. \*strangers high fiving\*\n\nAlso, I have no idea why it's on this rocket ship but LFG (65 shares lol) |
| Taco Tuesday |
| I agree with you in many ways, but he knows not to attack a NATO country. That would be truly disastrous for every key American industry. Biblically negative impacts would occur to his and future GOP voters. Trillions in economic damage would occur for something that can be achieved in other ways. \n\nThe stock market and all their endless wealth and connections strongly disagrees with you as well. A selloff would already have happened if insiders felt like it was possible.\n\nCAT, F, V, GOOG, RTX, LMT all would plummet. |
| Jesus WBD, stop being such a tease and just pick one |
| Why does America have so many holidays just leave the market open on holidays at least |
| Why is Palantir such dog shit? What happened? |
| Yeah I feel like in 2021 there was a load of shit that was pumping for no real reason and seems similar now |
| unintended consequenses |
| Well damn bitch |
| QQQ going to finish the week with 0% change. ffs |
| I have puts and I am also losing. |
| top signal, time to sell. thanks op |
| Congrats! (And fuck you) |
| I will |
| 3 day weekend is probably the perfect time for 🥭 to do something like at iran |
| in 2 week it would be the 5th year anniversary of the start of the meme stock era |
| First time? |
| 😩 |
| Hit up 🥭 say it’s DEI and killing production. |
| Will anyone hold silver over a 3 day weekend while rest of the world is open? lol |
| clear signs. price don't lie |
| Bought a bunch of PELI |
| My full port 50% calls 50% shares. $150 wen |
| Only managed a few hours of shut eye; definitely needed it\n\nHow is your little kitten today? |
| Bought April calls it’s going to fucking tank |
| Don’t overthink it. Just pick a ticket on WSB and feed into the survivorship bias or reap the loss porn upvotes. \n\nEither way you win. |
| 6% battery and makes a million dollar play |
| i made my first 1000 at 16 when tesla split 4-1 back in 2021-2022 around that time, since they i have been gaped repeatedly |
| Can I get a tipoff payout |
| Marthin ruther king died for our sins |
| Ok Pltr I'm done with the puts for the week. You can go up now so these calls for next Friday can make me rich |
| Which one of you is the type to run a marathon on an airplane up and down the aisle |
| 6940-6950 EOD pin. |
| Bond yields*, so the opposite of that |
| Fuck the person who killed Martin. If he wasn't killed, casino would still be open on Monday |
| Mass-spring-damper ass looking chart for qqq, booooring |
| What bonds? |
| Looks like a flush is coming |
| I don’t condone gambling |
| Loading up on HOOG |
| I’m getting som shares called away and want to re-up on something else before the end of the day but I’m thinking of sitting on my hands until Tuesday |
| MSFT, TSM and AMZN are great buys right now. The world relies on these companies. |
| What strike and expiration? |
| When was it not? |
| You need new meds then |
| 12 days |
| some say DKNG never intended to run at a profit anyways |
| obviously easier said than done, but if you’ve traded for some time and can’t manage 10% gains on options contracts consistently then trading options might not be for you, doesn’t mean you have to trade every session that’s an easy way to lose. |
| At the point where I’m glad the market is closed Monday lol |
| Thank you. |
| Dollar is strengthening? |
| That's so stupid it just might work |
| PLTR, please fly again |
| Thanks |
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| Inverse seeking alpha. Fuck it. Inverse all news. PT downgrades? Fucking load up leap calls. |
| Thats not true the casino gives me free alcohol |
| Bonds yields* going vertical on no economic news is a good sign right guys |
| I will never buy a god damn thing advertised on this worthless website. |
| lower lows, lower highs, this shit looking bad |
| the V better not M or my Wenk-end is ruined |
| I am in that state with money to trade but do not want to give back to the bad guys. |
| does the market get this weird every few years, do we have some historical data. or is this new. im really interested to know |
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| wingardium leviosa |
| we thinking meta $700 in two months? |
| MM should make this 🚀 right now! After all, it’s what MLK would have wanted |
| Markets closed |
| Pls hood pls I promise I will delete my other brokers especially Webull your competition just get back to $154 pls |
| It’s a long weekend. Someone’s getting bombed. |
| He's the King 🤴 |
| UNH will never recover. Baghold until you're too old to realize your loss |
| "I had a dream..." - My portfolio |
| Lmao okay. Then do, thats clearing 1M annually. \n\nI think you'll find it aint greed stopping you, and hindsight bias making it seem easy |
| Its so flat |
| I wonder if they’re gonna cover shorts in the last 30 minutes today |
| No the calls |
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| !banbet RKLB $90 1w |
| Need power hour |
| Swear to god I hate this fucking shit with a passion but it’s literally the only way to beat the cost of living and stay ahead fuck the fucking stock market you can’t even by calls 90 days out without them fucking your entry even more fucking bullshit |
| Can’t say that’s a very prevalent issue in my life fam maybe it’s just you ? |
| Have them from yesterday |
| if you had told me as a kid that my hobby was going to be commenting on an internet forum about real-time stock price changes I probably would have just ended it then and there |
| I have 90 shares from 40. Thanks g. Now we probably fucked. But I need it to go up just as much as you |
| RED ALERT. 760K BID @ 1.95 JUST APPEARED ON GQC.V'S LEVEL 2 CHART.\n\n\nI never saw a wall bigger than 20K ever. The Dominican Republic just needs 30M more shares to do a hostile takeover, but they won't get mine unless they pay $10/share!! |
| Calls on bidets |
| Anyone else loading up on Hood calls ? |
| same, bro |
| Lots of slv bears in here. Time to buy calls |
| Buddy, I got 50k riding on this. 150 by june |
| Meta and MSFT gearing up for earnings, Netflix not so much lol |
| puts in PUTS on puts |
| Idk. Sometimes I think, maybe I’m the retard. |
| There's basically 0 difference in "investing" in this market and going to a casino |
| Lmaooooo had a naked PWR call fill at $1000 this morning. |
| > talk to ~~text~~ texsht.\n\nFTFY |
| /u/7fingersdeep checking in sir |
| I've set an alarm for market open on Monday morning. LFG! |
| AMZN range bound until earnings |
| Believe in the PUTS |
| You can still buy it and make some money! If you put 10k on it by next week you will have some lunch money |
| Super Bowl weekend: Greenland takeover AND Iran invasion. \nBecause Orange Julius needs to command all the attention. \nIs there any doubt? |
| it’s about to be over $120 next week 💀 my covered calls are smoked |
| Meta you looking real sexy right now stay there babe |
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| So short it |
| Welcome aboard the spaceship |
| Software stocks getting slaughtered. I had ADBE and by the grace of God got out at 352 for a pretty much breakeven after 3-4 months holding. If ADBE is getting crushed with rock solid numbers... FIGMA is dead. Ya bro this is why you dont go crazy with Options. That 55K is most likely gone if you hold. Im sorry bro |
| Silver: CALL AN AMBULANCE...But not for me |
| $10 🫣 |
| why do so many toilet paper brands clump up in your buttcrack\n\nputs on toilet paper companies |
| lol! |
| Nicely done! It's only ever stressful if you lose lol. I bought some 693c's at \~693 and currently down 35% weo |
| timberrrrr |
| Poor price action four days in a row now |
| Let me guess: something will happen over night with Greenland or Iran. Bears will spam all weekend long “omg bulls r fukt market crash next week due to ww3”. Tuesday spy will break 700. |
| AAPL please just one green day i’m begging |
| Hey 🫵🤡! I hope you bought that big dip this morning. Especially, gold and gold/copper mining stocks like B & SBSW. So many great opportunities this morning. |
| Is someone gonna pay the crypto bill bribe so hood can get shreked? |
| Tuesday gonna be a -1% day but this is prob the month low for Jan, only ups after that |
| I would let it sit for a minute and take your time and do some research and the opportunity will present itself. |
| Could make 4-5k a day off 7-10% gains easily but I’m a greedy gambling dumbass |
| Reversal incoming |
| Who is Martin and why is closing the market |
| My entire port is mara and PCT. Having an amazing day. |
| Rug it nowwwww! |
| Killed the premium before the sell-off? |
| Been waiting since dec 31 for ASTS to dip and i missed a 60% gain. Fucking regard market |
| Don't call me crazy |
| Missed the ASTS moon mission this morning, feels bad man |
| Another manipulated Friday |
| Congratulations and take care of yourself my friend |
| Feel like I should spend like 80% of my time researching stocks and like 20% trading\n\nNow im like opposite |
| Ally financial biggest client is CVNA, and I just know when this carousel frauds comes crashing down, Ally goes down with it. But many have tried and maybe have failed trying to expose this fraud |
| I have 5k worth of calls mf it better pop to $100 |
| Ok, got my Monday expiry calls |
| #If a single tech company misses next week it will be total bloodbath for the whole market LMAO🤌 |
| DD? |
| At least you're not this idiot\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/8joebhbjcrdg1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ff0cec73ccebb3a70b6d41e548b154885db549ff |
| charts look like shit on the Qs, \n\nFor that reason, I'm out. |
| I still am. Without a power hour my qqq calls are fucked 623 odte |
| Rip 🪦 |
| Friendly reminder: it’s only gambling if yer wrong so carry the hell on 😎 |
| All of a sudden no one want to trade google…. Righhhtt ….. rigged af |
| Buy your calls now for Monday we're going to have a real fucking faceripper rally........from 693 to 693.27 🚀🚀🚀 |
| Did you try making money? |
| Is NOW stock positioned for a comeback ? |
| jesus this is such a bad play - you would have been better off going after Planet Labs if you're so interested in undervalued space companies \n\nstay regarded WSB |
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| Bought RDDT shares\n\nSold for a loss. Every single time |
| SO FUCKING PISSED STUPID FUCKING CALLS FUCKING SHIT I SWEAR TO GOD IM PLAYING ONLY PUTS FROM NOW ON FUCKING BULLSHIT |
| ASTS keep pumping 🔥 |
| Normally perma bull. Feels like risk off into the weekend, next week consolidate into tech earnings. Then new ATH for QQQ in Feb |
| Downvoters been going crazy in here lately |
| Through a G on 695 calls earlier today (around 691.50) and it was stressful lol. Eventually exited for ~$350 gain.\n\nSo I feel ya |
| Back to DAMPING I guess |
| Don’t you feel like an idiot now. |
| lmao |
| Believe in the V |
| At least take out your cost basis if you want to see if it runs. |
| China EV deal with Canada. India opened govt bids and direct flights to China. EU and China are in discussions of a trade deal. Literally do nothing and win. |
| Zont play w me right now |
| If NVDA= 185 or less: calls\n\n\nIf NVDA= 190+: puts\n\n\nFree money glitch. Simple as |
| Looks like rddt gonna close red |
| It's just pure gambling at this point. The market is a circus |
| Already marched up like 10% this week, you're late |
| If you think crypto is gonna go up |
| Biggest 1 day gain so far this year...yet still haven't recovered from my November flush. |
| only when it's red tho |
| I do enjoy it when there’s a legit meme stock rally |
| yeah and check out the 1/16 QQQ $620p as well. |
| Started my position when it was 40+ in 2021 then kept adding more until the average cost was 30. Many people online and around me had been making fun of me especially when it hit below 20, yet I kept buying and DCA whenever I had spare cash, now at ~1300 shares. Hopefully things just keep going up from here. |
| It’ll go + up to 90. Just tell Uncle Sam to go get his shine box |
| Martha lucr king joonyer |
| can tmboile go back up so I can breakeven and sell this shit? |
| 🤣🤣🤣 |
| Is buying Solana a big play? |
| If by stressed you mean, alive, then yes |
| fuck you, yes YOU |
| da pootz |
| Qs allergic to the VWAP or something, keeps touching it and running away |
| Seeking alpha slop-\n\n\n3 hours ago - \n“Structural Forces That Will Make Silver Higher”\n\n15 mins ago -\n“Long Bitcoin; Short Silver“ |
| Oil stocks mooned based on expectations on an strike on Iran. There won't be a strike. No even Israel wants the US to strike Iran. Let see how long they can hold the high prices. |
| Anyone optimistic about TTD making a comeback? |
| Ask around homie. |
| Tesler to duh moon |
| SMCI & NOW? |
| At open, bought 0DTE 623p, so ITM currently. Just bought additional options to expire on Tuesday (618p) |
| First time? |
| Is this 🐂 trap, 🐻 trap, or 🙋♀️🍆 trap? Stay tuned to find out |
| Space is the future. |
| This highlights the problem plaguing this sub which is being impatient. Of course dude would make money on intel if he held it for 10 YEARS. The amount of time has barely gotten started and he's up big. Problem is that he probably got impatient and freaked out when he was down and I'll bet he sold at a loss when he should have just held and been patient. I fuck up being patient too. Last year on the first ASTS spike up in the 60s I bought the falling knife at 50 and then sold at 41 for a loss because I was impatient. Now people are posting their massive asts gains and I could have joined in but I took an unnecessary loss because emotions |
| I think someone should poke spy, seems to be stuck on something |
| craziest thing just now i was playing arc raiders and i looted an old newspaper and on the business page for March 14th, 2385 it said spy closed at 693 |
| SELLING ALGO PIECES OF SHIT FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| Why did bezos choose jassy as his successor |
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| if you're not stressed trading 0dtes, then something is wrong with you |
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| There’s only one way to get out of gambling debt. One big gamble to get even. I need slv to go -10% into the close. Otherwise I gambled away my tax money |
| AI slop |
| NVTS🚀🚀🚀 |
| no |
| STOP BEING A BITCH Q, BREAK THE VWAP SO WE CAN MOON |
| pltr is here to stay forever in our gov and defense imo, nobody else does it like them |
| Might wanna rethink that. Market is closed Monday. |
| let me be clear: Wen V? |
| Me over here hoping it pops $100 |
| Fake and gay pump |
| Please market gods send it down 1% |
| Hookers and blow always worked in the past🤔 |
| Can’t hold them for more than 30 min |
| This is so boring. Im gonna actually go work. |
| As a true regard would, of course. |
| What a shitpost |
| >AP NEWS: Trump says he may punish countries with tariffs if they don’t back the US controlling Greenland\n\nThis orange fuckers actively *trying* to tank the market so Barron can get an entry point and you guys BTD so fast that he can't |
| Anyone else get kinda stressed trading 0DTE's and watching their price swing like crazy +/-25% in minutes? |
| Buying PLTR and more GOOGL now? May be my worst play ever |
| You played the game. |
| right behind you big dog |
| what are those |
| GOOG loves to act like it won't hit 400 by June |
| I just want slv to go back down to $60 so I don’t have to feel like an idiot for selling at $62 |
| lol at the vol on the 1/16 Spy $690p \n\nThem bigguns numbers |
| Then dumps or moons for 30 mins |
| Takes less than 20 mins to "V" only to trade flat and slow decay over a freaking hour. |
| Have you tried holding them? |
| Did the same, I'm back anyway.\n\nThe spice must flow. |
| I think you forgot $PL |
| The minute I sell Amazon Bezos is going to announce cuck Jassy has been fired from ever stepping foot in any Amazon building again and it’ll rally over $300 |
| Got a feeling Monday is going to be a massive day. Going to buy some Qqq calls expiring Monday before market close today. They're so cheap. |
| I threw some in for you. I'll let you know how it goes next week |
| Smells like Theta decay in here |
| Data for training |
| WYFI is also smaller cap, more torque, better technicals. |
| Serious!! When is SMCI & NOW poised for big comebacks |
| Good test of "max pain theory". Max pain for QQQ options expiry today is 619. so if you are a believer in that theory, buy 0dte or 1dte QQQ puts. |
| Getting massacred by GOOG I mean wtf |
| Buy calls gets fucked buy puts gets fucked what did I do wrong |
| You don’t lose money til you sell. I wonder how that kid is doing now |
| This sour hour will be legendary |
| Martha lucr king |
| “B-but, what about international law?!” |
| Dude, why? \n\nLook at WYFI, top rates for Colo. their customer Cerebras just landed a multi billion dollar compute deal from OpenAI, who do you think is going to be their partner building it out? |
| I'm still not breakeven on my call I bought when it was 465. I have about 28dte though it's ok as long as king retard doesn't destroy my ass with something crazy over the weekend |
| agreed. most of MAG7 green and QQQ barely green. comfortably chillin on weekly puts from here |
| Carrier group will be arriving in the Middle East by next week. Might be time to play some of those war stock plays again |
| UMAC + RKLB \nhottest combo on the market 🚀🔥 |
| goddamn.bloodbath |
| time to buy some PLTR and print😩 |
| Sold my IREN and kept my PATH nice |
| See you on Tuesday |
| U sound smart, don’t belong here |
| I already do pay quarterly taxes, just never for stock gains so far. I think only Q/3Q4 last year would’ve been the only time for that to make sense for me to do so. |
| Take Greenland USA, ez for Amaroq 🚀 |
| Well yes they will when 🥭 will have killed the dollar and 100 bucks will be like 10 cents from 2015 |
| spy stop getting pined and make a move |
| See you at 100 |
| Price pinning on options expiration day how original |
| I got to take a dump, maybe we can synchronize it |
| Holy fuck spy just hangs around open price every day |
| Can you guys please pump Beyond Meat again? Asking for a vegan regard. |
| BERRRRR MARKET. |
| AST SpaceMobile stock jumps on Missile Defense Agency SHIELD contract. Has anyone been reading the news? It's supposed to go up another 10-15% by next week |
| MLK died for our sins 😞 |
| CAN WE JUST STOP FUCKING SELLING HOLY FUCK! |
| Tagline "together we redefine P/E" |
| is anyone buying MSFT seems pretty cheap atm? 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔 |
| Just dump it, it's over. |
| How dare you |
| Asians are kinky for stuffed toys |
| Alright. |
| Believe it or not this was always bullish |
| I want it to dump so bad rn \n\n\nsooooo baaaaaad |
| this isn't high yet |
| slv 🐻 support group |
| Forreal we need one asap |
| Yes but only for a quick swing |
| I missed the 5.50 action because I was working. Now I’m down $1200 on 5.5 calls |
| LMAO wat |
| Do I buy puts for next week |
| Yeah a bought 1 share at $1,500,000 years ago, how’s the stock doing? |
| If the US threatening to invade a NATO ally and attacking its own citizens doesn't slow this market then nothing will |
| Buy high and sell low strategy always works |
| Bye 🙁 |
| I know. I can see it tho. Everyone sold their calls today; MMs happy to scoop that risk at a discount and then send it green into the close/expiry |
| right! lets make one together |
| What? |
| GO ASTS |
| turn off camera and Mic and just go. |
| Do you know when he deleted it? Was it shortly after the nana meme? |
| Do you know how to do technical analysis or are you just asking around |
| QQQ - anticipating some heavy selling into the close - treasury yields rising and a long weekend - lots of time for sh*t to go down… |
| Spy drop $1 or I'm out for good |
| All I could think of when I read the comment:\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/tlsddrihardg1.png?width=442&format=png&auto=webp&s=2d1e37a41c9b5da4cd61b94b239150824c84e09d |
| I’m closing out all of my options, I’m not holding over a long weekend |
| Anyone in $DVLT here? |
| I'm gonna need a really big red sad pp to save my port today |
| Whos playing PRGS? |
| At one point today i was feeling ill. My silver calls were down about 50%. Now theyre up 40% wild ride |
| Chill. Market‘s just waiting for your puts to be worthless |
| yes |
| \>tfw you decide to piss during the teams meeting and you can hear them asking you a question in the background while your camera is off so you piss your pants and run back to answer the question |
| HOOD don’t even have a group thread. How am I supposed to talk about my loss fk u hood |
| God candle dump wen? |
| No you have to do the work before resting kiddo! \n0DTE gambling first! |
| How in the hell are people supposed to buy a cheaper house if they’re devalued and lose all their equity? You understand that if I buy a house for 500k, and put in 100k in equity, and the house devalued to 350, I now OWE the bank 50k to sell it? That banks routinely sue homeowners for this very reason?? I no longer have any money to put towards a new house?\n\nDo you understand how insurance works? How taxes are calculated? “Normal homeowners will be unaffected” tell me you weren’t an adult in 2008 without telling me you weren’t an adult. |
| Come on MMs, you know they'd never expect? Firing up to 696 for a second |
| How did you know it was going to over 6k percent in two years!? |
| WSB is now bullish on Intel? Puts it is. |
| Just did 100 contracts of a sell put strike 7 dollars expiring jan next year at 4.80 a pop. This either going to make me or im going to be living in a cardboard box by this time next year. |
| Downvoted? Really? How humorless. |
| why? |
| Waiting for rcat to wake tf up cuz it’s the only red stock in my meme port |
| reminder: today is Monthly options expiration so ignore any price action. Market makers are just trying to pin everything. |
| 99 mil and youll still be gay |
| huge news for RIOT. If I had some spare cash, I think throw some in |
| Welp, guess that's the top. It's been a fun ride bois |
| wow just noticed meta, msft, amzn green af and qqq BEARly green. \n\nRIP tech (and spy with it) rest of the month |
| Tldr....\n\n\nI'm on the inside and now I'm at the top on the inside? |
| $LUNR to $30 soon |
| Same same |
| We are NEVER having a red day again |
| I mean, that is probably better than most people on here. Keep up the good work. |
| Still a RIOT going on! Lol |
| Only works because people put up with it. I was considering paying for go, but not if it's going to get ads |
| $LUNR bagholders have never been so back |
| every stock that currently trades under $100 will eventually hit $100\n\nbuy accordingly |
| SLV is so fucking rigged if it does |
| Tim Curry cooking up something |
| Wow the silver calls printed again |
| Go AAPL and MSFT!! 🚀 Moreso MSFT lol. That shit was wildly oversold |
| 220 before earnings would be a good price |
| I’m making about negative $3.89 an hour for the time I’ve spent in my trading career. |
| I gave up on rational investing strategies. I'm just going to buy calls now. It's worked for you regards for the last 3 years in spite of everything, no reason it would stop now |
| 😭😭😭 |
| Can MU grow a bit before the end of the day? |
| MLK had a dream. SPY 700 |
| See I’d have all the money in the world, if I was a wealthy girrrrll |
| What market are you watching |
| Are we still holding IBRX or is this a pump and dump and we need to exit in time |
| my dad says that all the time what does this mean |
| Check my post history. |
| is RIVN dumb long term? i like the shit they make a lot but dont care to look at financials, seems like they will be alright especially with Volkswagen backing them |
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| Let's hope so. Bought in today, after forgetting about it for a few weeks. |
| PUTS on AVAV |
| No. There are two kinds of options - weeklies (which have end dates for every Friday for the next X weeks) and leaps, which have a few dates with larger intervals that depend on the stock/interval. \n\nEx: right now you can buy RDDT leaps for JAN 2027, JUN 2027, or JAN 2028 - but no other month in 2027 right now. For RKLB, you can only buy JAN 2027 and JAN 2028. \n\nSo usually there is larger options volume for those LEAP dates which influences the larger market moves. |
| Is there a poly market book on Minnesota joining Canada? |
| ONDS is next |
| This is insane congrats |
| Florida, and the boomers were out in force, but the weather is better than where I live |
| If silver closes green today I quit options. Bullshit things |
| U should make an indicator after yourself |
| I have to piss like a racehorse, let me off this teams meeting |
| Why does Q die every time it touches VWAP the fuck |
| sil”V”er |
| Right? Wtf am I supposed to do all day at work? |
| Top signal is in. |
| Yep, NFLX started it and everyone is copying now |
| Goog under 330 is free money guys!! |
| Palantir approaching value territory |
| How is $SUGP a real ticker |
| I’m in for 800 share |
| Bene Gesserit Mohiam: do you often dream things exactly as they happen?\n\nme: $HOOD 100 $NBIS 100 $ASTS 100 $RKLB 100 |
| Regard |
| Anyone holding puts for next week? Or just me 😢 |
| MU making millionaires baby |
| Diamond hands would have held til expiration 😂 for another 400k profit |
| It’s already above 693 guy |
| blessed is NVO today |
| Just bought 0dte ASTS calls |
| Jan 20 RKLB launch\nFeb 27 LUNR launch \n\nNo crying on dips. Them are discount days. |
| I had a choice to stay with nvda at $180s last month or go into MU when it was $230 guess which I chose FML |
| Hood lost 110 again it’s GG |
| So tired of this market. +2% days followed by a -2% day and then another +2% day lmfao |
| You wouldn't have to blindly believe them if you had any braincells. If you did you'd understand that only Apple can collect the data, not Google. According to the deal it will run on Apple's servers. There's no wire from Apple's servers to Google's. It's physically impossible for Google to collect the data.\nYou genuinely think Apple would sell their users data for a mere 1 billion per year? It is worth so so much more. You're saying Apple are complete idiots? Like not slightly stupid, but your level stupid? |
| No different from Cramer |
| I just need a hundred milli and I'm straight |
| Gambling is dead with tax changes |
| We're in the Martin Luger rally lfg. |
| Hope it pops up at open next week to save my calls. |
| I take back what I said, SLV and QQQ don't have the same movements\n\nSLV is parabolic again, while QQQ is chilling range bound |
| Go will have ads as well? Ads on a paid service is some bullshit *Looks at NFLX* |
| Tf are you doing spy stop pretending like you're going above 693 |
| HOOD is fucking dead man |
| Currently holding some Mar 20th 20$ calls. Nothing major. But man today’s price action had me sweating 😂 |
| Rklb is a beast that shoots fireballs from its eyes and lightning from its arse.....wait, maybe i reversed that |
| It’s the old everyone thinks it will go down before a war torn long weekend so we are going to have it go up instead trick. |
| I cant even remember the last time I bought SPY calls. |
| Dawg it literally went from $400 to $700 in the past 2weeks |
| MLK |
| Market is making a W cause it’s wetarded |
| Some of you bought puts on OPEX day and are gonna get blown out |
| Just Be Glad The Divorce Happened When You Are Young…Learn From It And Repeat After Me: “Never Again….Never Again…Never\n\nTake It From The Guy Who Capitalizes Every Word LMAO 🤌 |
| Normal homeowners won’t be affected. There’s no realized loss unless they sell at a loss. If it’s a global depression they can sell at a loss but buy another house cheap. If anything their real estate taxes will go down based on appraisal. |
| Let’s rip into the close |
| Y’all rly still buying a metal after it’s ran 45% in 1.5 months… |
| I bought puts my bad guys L |
| RKLB just can’t break through $97.5!! |
| holy shit Apple doing me favors |
| I am gonna be so sad Monday when the markets are closed but I have to work. |
| And lunr |
| Roll it over |
| It's insane to see how much it has gone up in the past 6 months!! It's supposed to blow up some more so we will see |
| And then turning off the video feed |
| SLS about to reach Andromeda! |
| yea, point taken, but he is promoting better eating choices... he's a whack job, but a seemingly healthy whack job... |
| Eh they’re ok |