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| Their journalists are Iranian and have been constantly threatened. One was stabbed in a hit ordered by the Iranian government. Their offices have had arson. They’re constantly being smeared to delegitimization them. With all that being said, a deal had a less than 0.01% chance of happening. |
| dividends and buybacks are “terminal growth” moves. Nvidia is finally done |
| Anyone see the 21Million traded right at market close? Nuts |
| People really in here thinking that if a stock beats earnings it must go up - even my neighbours dog knew that NVDA would beat |
| Jacket man didn't say AI enough. Bearish on nvda! |
| Babe idk wtf happened it'ssome app glitch? I JUST got the cancellation from Airbnb I think they overbooked or something. Ughhhh so weird! Howabout we just go next year! 💀 |
| My main hobby in life currently i\nLaughing at tech bols🤌 |
| NVDA always tanking the market after earnings… and that’s why I sold all my shares for MU 😂 |
| I bought puts so it’s going up to moon |
| Yeah let's sling shot super expensive hardware into orbit expecting them to work fine the whole time without problems like radiation, wrong calculation about gravity/orbit, weather storms, solar flares, no easy way to fix hardware physically etc. |
| Reading through this thread... this is the best sub on Reddit my lord |
| Ebola??\n\nI already shit blood how bad can it be |
| USO is nuts. so strong compared to oil. backwardation |
| Fight the trend |
| It'll move in a few weeks on a random Tuesday afternoon |
| Why are you obsessed with “natsees” |
| So NVDA just tanked the market |
| This is why I only play 30-60DTE so you have time to recover. (i.e. SanDisk dipped after ER on 4/30 but recovered and shot up +40% a week later). |
| See shit like that is why it dropped seems desperate |
| SPY dumps halfway\n\nRigged lmao |
| lol its like this every time. just wait a day |
| already printing |
| There already was one lol. Nobody cares anymore. |
| Nvidia flat after earnings is so insanely bullish |
| oil is now up... what is happening? just today they said an agreement was close as ever |
| 5.4 trillion valuation on the belief ai will be profitable for businesses and capex will never slow down. No one wants a data center built near them and ai regulation will be coming soon. |
| Why did Google need the cash when they were so profitable when they IPO’d? \n\nWhy did Facebook? |
| They are… most get their analysis from WSB |
| We all know you spent it on the ponies |
| Can we have spy 3%+- day tomorrow please |
| That massive nvda beat crashed the market lol |
| something is fucky, nvda didnt crash |
| nVidia V starts now |
| It's pronounced Spaceman |
| This is WallStreet. 600K is nothing. Last year I was a billionaire but now I'm only a millionaire. |
| Don’t worry it will be up 8%+ by next week. Beats on top and bottom and raised guidance AND 100 billion in buybacks. Tn and maybe tm it’ll go mild red or chop sideways then it’ll shrek dick Into the 240-250s and never look back. July/August calls |
| Micron said today that last quarter it entered into its first supply agreement with a customer for **5 years**, and that it was progressing with similar agreements now. Wait until earnings when they reveal that for the next 5 years they have something like 50% of their production tied up in SCAs, with 20% more currently in negotiations. Combine that with the knowledge that Micron is making custom chips for customers now, and I cannot see how the memory cycle doesn't just end. That forward pe of 7.1 is laughably small. Long MU. |
| Context? |
| RIP |
| That Nvidia chart looks like a failed bull run to me |
| Have you or a loved one been impacting by an IRS leak? \n\nCall now , the government settled ! Over 1 billion to the first customer leak, inquire now and get your money\n\nWas the leak a decade ago? We dont care ! Act now for tax payer money delivered to you |
| Yup. |
| The entire fucking market was watching NVDA and this is what we get? Short everything |
| I have SPY puts but won’t be obnoxious tomorrow like the bulls have been on every green day this past month |
| nice try OP, post the lost porm |
| the other day I saw the guy loading the trailer up with brand new BMWs and thought that has to be a very stressful job... |
| Their steadily aging upper management has all of their retirement tied up in their private stock, they would absolutely make this deal. |
| U just want your puts to print but they won’t |
| 300% upside but only 100% downside! That's 3x more upside! |
| I bet you said the same thing about the guy betting $1 million on AMD last earnings too |
| I’m shorting OpenAI IPO on day 1. The economics of that company are horrendous |
| What a sentence lmao |
| #On other news, NVDA just hiked its dividend from 1 cent to 25 cents. That's a 25x increase. LMAO🤌 |
| praying for axios drop |
| I fucking hate dilution. I’ve got diluted so many goddamn times, like at least once a week. Was having a great day then rocket lab is like yoink now you’re down 10k in 5 minutes after hours. 💀 |
| That 600k 2DTE NVDA calls guy is so fucked |
| First price available to retail for space x will be $1500 a share, and that's a bargain. |
| and the oil run up. perfection |
| Henta virus disappeared like the money in my port |
| 📉📉 |
| cheap calls tomorrow |
| LMAO. The first move on NVDA was brutal, big jump, followed by a decline into the abyss. At this rate, it will be worth $0 by 9:30 am. |
| https://windowsforum.com/threads/microsoft-cancels-internal-claude-code-licenses-pushes-copilot-cli-by-2026.418482/ |
| woah woah OIL, you didnt have earnings get the hell down |
| nobody tell him |
| Fucked up I can’t buy nvidia calls rn |
| WALMART WILL SAVE THE MARKET IN THE MORNING 🗣️ |
| The 7th largest prepaid funeral company in Korea lost over $30 million usd yoloing their funds in a 2x bmnr etf lmao |
| Wait til the Koreans 🇰🇷 hear about this |
| #We waited for a whole week for the NVDA earnings and it became nothingburger. NVDA literally never moves on earnings. LMAO🤌 |
| I mean, there's been some days where it magically recovers post-ER. But that usually takes 2-3 days. \n\nI don't see this playing out well. Probably -95% at opening tomorrow. |
| That’s just not true. I hate the Cuckrat but he’s right about this one.\nhttps://arxiv.org/abs/2604.27197\n\nThe math checks out. It’ll be the most viable form of compute in a decade and probably sooner the more anti-AI/data center populism surges |
| Nvda dropped because of the buy back Jenson never has to do shit like that to prop up that stock and because he willing to now seems odd at least for that company but who knows bitch might open at 300 lol |
| When can we start trading options on this turd? |
| you think the 600k guy is legit? how the fuck does someone have that much to blow |
| Leather jacket said fuck yo calls |
| Bearish takes are getting so yeah I agree |
| South Korean ships allowed through the strait? \n\nJust how many Samsung Galaxies phones and Kia cars did they bribe Iran with? |
| You'll never recover |
| I NEED NVDA REDDER THAN THE RED SEA AND MY PORTFOLIO IS BACK BABY THEN BULLMODE |
| Should listened 🤷♂️ |
| No one quotes the SP500 in terms of VOO. I just DCA with the SPY like a gentleman |
| These huge IPOs are going to drain money from chips and tech. Don't underestimate the degens that will fomo their money in. Plan accordingly.\n\nThis has been a Me-Regarded market quick tip of the day, but only the tip |
| Yep, my life was infinitely better when I was just cash gang and knew about none of this \n\nYeah I was losing to inflation, but hey, atleast I had money and was happy |
| Im gonna guess this turns around around 830pm after MMs load up on SPX robinhood late-night options cause thats a thing now |
| Look at this extremist twat dweeb who can only think in extremes |
| is there an etf like this? |
| Even if the price recovers to his entry, he will get vega crushed. |
| Life really not workin' out how ya planned, huh? |
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| Cant short it yet. The selling is to bag holders |
| Project Hail Mary , Elon is Grace we are Rocky , Let's save him |
| Damn bro, you’re even a little slow for r/wsb |
| Orbital compute as an idea is a scam, look at how much technology NASA uses to cool down the computers on the ISS... and multiply that by a million. It simply isn't feasible. There's no thermal dissipation in a vacuum.\n\nInternational waters compute is more likely. |
| Everyone should watch what I comment and inverse literally everything. I made tiny gains on TGT puts, but otherwise every trade I touch dies. I had a strangle on ELF because it was supposed to be pretty high movement after earnings and this shit is flatter than my ex |
| JENSENNNNNNNNN!\n\n\*shakes fist\* |
| IREN is doing well but I prefer APLD mostly because I think crypto is retarded |
| I love the way he weaves their plays into a nice storyline |
| I thought you were full of shit. Good call lol |
| Dumpster |
| It’s after hours, doesn’t count |
| I should chuck $100 into this, if it spikes 30% I’m happy, if it drops 30% I’m still happy. |
| fuck this I'm buying this V |
| Intuit is obsolete |
| These fucking analyst are all retarded. I’m not surprised. |
| Buying the dip |
| “Half cash, half stock. It says on the website” |
| 0 volume on the drop. I may get even more 235 calls tomorrow |
| What a bunch of gay |
| Imagine if he does and it leads back to your comment 😂😂😂 |
| I have a feeling we go back up tomorrow. NVDA being flat means the S&P500 can go back to doing its own thing without relying on one stock |
| Facehugger for CEO |
| You guys are so fucked. |
| This is literally the dumbest stock that has ever existed.\n\n\nYa'll are gonna buy the shit out of it |
| I know the difference, theta eats at spx way quicker. And depending on the source I've seen some folks say straddle, some say strangle. |
| Imagine never having discovered options. A stress free life, dedicated to productive hobbies enriching mind and body. \n\nNow you stare like a junkie at lines that go the wrong direction and mourn that salary that could've gone to literally anything better than donating it to someone richer than you.\n\nAnway, spy calls and tsla puts tmrw. |
| NVDA CTO prob made a false statement saying companies are making more money than AI investment - we hv yet to hear from someone? AI is not affordable!!!! |
| Oh my god. It even has a birth mark. |
| Lmao famous last words |
| Ehh my calls were it's so just a dip. We'll see how the next 2 days play out |
| Imagine if, after weeks of steady gains, tonight was the night someone decided to go all in on semi calls lol |
| What to do when flippy takes our jobs at wendy's? |
| STFU dweeb |
| Looking back, Intuit puts were so obvious |
| Ouchies. |
| NVDA permabulls can't understand how it didn't add $5 trillion to it's market cap in after hours lol. |
| Nvidia cpus eat amd and intel for lunch? |
| Wtfuck is a profit? |
| this bullshit started with crypto and brain broke a whole generation |
| Existing nuclear and SMR is not the same game. \n\nDCs can't get data from the existing grid (due to various reasons), so they either need their own energy supply (SMRs), or they short circuit and build next to an existing power source thereby skipping the grid. |
| Only person that is? Christian Bale |
| Since everyone thinks we go down, we reverse sooon |
| flex on that poor! |
| And did just like that....nvda fucked the market |
| Nvda PE is now 34 after todays earnings \n\nTrade sideways for 2 weeks then massive rally hitting ath after ath |
| Reminder it was… |
| Buying nvidia puts right now is like when Bugs Bunny falls into a trap. |
| i bet and i lost today thanks! |
| Dr. Spaceman from 30 rock should be the SPCX mascot |
| Yeah! I smell bitch in here! |
| Imagine if he misclicked and SOLD calls 😩😩🤑 |
| This NVDA price action is not normal. It usually tanks after good earnings. Instead its mostly +-2% after hours. Easy pick up in the morning if it starts down. |
| Reminder… |
| I don't park cash in Robinhood. That's where it goes right before it disappears. |
| Haha luckily I have not. But gonna check out free tax next time, thanks |
| I am 0% convinced by that dip. Too artificial and market wide, it will reverse by tomorrow and confuse everyone on queue |
| Starlink is highly profitable. And will continue to grow |
| I might be supremely regarded, but at least I haven’t set 600,000 on fire in one day lol. *pats himself on back.*. Hey guy can we get a reaction video to you watching your option tomorrow at morning? That would bring me a lot of joy lol. I need it! Please and thank you! |
| Yes, it signals a self-sustaining fission reaction within the RPV. Reaching criticality requires the reactor to be fully built, fueled and operational. |
| How much out the money was he? I see a slight bump but anyone expecting a big swing will probably be disappointed. |
| This sounds like Intuit can leverage exactly that while firing their staff… |
| Also natsee |
| Yet again NVDA has beat earnings and gone down. Yet again my port is red due to this. |
| Everyone chasing SpaceX, which is really just another version of Strategy a bitcoin holding company. |
| Loading the spring for another ATH. |
| Buying MU on the dump, ladies! |
| Blood red tomorrow |
| I just want to take this moment to\n\nThank you absolutely everyone who bought OMER \n\n🙏🙏🙏🙏 |
| Some of you thought you were MB in the big short tonight. Guess you aren’t.\n\nBtw, he isn’t either. |
| NVDA doing me dirty and dragging silver down with it. |
| But i thought bears were gay |
| If the price doesn't recover, then yeah he coooooked |
| You didn’t buy me gold |
| Sweet, gonna check them out next year |
| Holy shrek dildo on the dollar index |
| Kenya flat though… theta day |
| That's my only cope |
| Is that your reasoning? |
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| Maybe it was priced in from it ripping 196 to 230 in the month of May... |
| Green at open |
| I’m still trying |
| It’ll be all bought up overnight and back to ATH by Friday. That’s my only hope |
| Tripple |
| NTGR only has 26m free float. Not as kewl as lpth but its smol and i do enjoy my "enhanced range wifi router" 😏 \n\n> yeah babe i own shares in this thing 😎✌️ |
| Buying NVDA here? \n\nYou’re paying for limited upside (as a stock, maybe not as a business) and all the potential downside |
| No crying in the casino, no crying in the casino.... |
| It was bad man. Dont want to mention it |
| I don't like it but if ole Tom is right Bout the 20% drop coming it has to be SpaceX IPO gonna do it lmao |
| Yeah, political scientists all over the world just widely classify China as authoritarian because…not stuff like that, right? |
| Why remove? Trying to get answers |
| I said yesterday abt if u wanted to be rich IREN but u guys called cap…. Now look |
| Agreed should be another nice green day |
| QQQ easily -2% by tomorrow as the profit taking frenzy ramps up |
| I mean, I guess I can see why someone with the name RIVNMoonMe is mad about this, but lol |
| LMAO |
| You’re nervous. I can smell it from here. |
| Oh god I’m such a chud |
| lol "Nvidia beats on revenue and guidance, adds $80 billion to buyback plan: Live updates"\n\nand its flat |
| I took profit on intel at 43 a share, look at it now. Some might say never taken profits. |
| Keep it up bro 👏 |
| Atleast we go down together 😢😢 |
| Damn brother and I feel bad about my 1k in calls that are gonna be evaporated tmmrw but god bless you and remember money ain’t everything. I do hope that wasn’t all your eggs you put in that basket and you just got f u money though |
| so you dont know the difference between spx and spy? and straddle and strangle? |
| silence , poor RH user |
| Intuit beat revenue and earnings. Stock drop 14%. I'm scared for my other software shares now. |
| Someday I'm going to sell a strangle on NVDA before earnings. That will be the one time it actually moves. |
| just remember you don’t actually lose anything unless you sell |
| There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die |
| Now we get the tech correction. Wonderful |
| How did you do? |
| Yeah, defined max loss that I'm okay with because I had 2 bases covered for my thesis. I still profit up to 226, start losing money after that, max loss doesn't hit until 232 |
| Don’t forget: war is basically over, futes are fake (if red), money printer, who cares about bonds |
| 600k guy was market top |
| Yeah..it's gonna suck. |
| This is not unusual at all |
| And so ends the last bull run |
| Only ~10x P/S? Wowee what a bargain! |
| pump it! 1 gazillion valuation because i'm elon. |
| lol 600k guy going to be either pretending nothing happened or go dark |
| 100%, I don't get it |
| Facts |
| Just came back to check it myself |
| Maintenance is a big part of data centres. |
| Dog… you don’t at least somewhat suspect that it was a bull trap?\n\nRetail is positioned so heavily on the bull side after this week’s dip. Retail never wins |
| he will be in debt and actually owe money to his brokerage |
| Famous last words |
| But the break even is 230.you are.not in profit yet |
| Black Thursday incoming |
| They've crashed out the past like 4 days, so they'll probably do it again tonight unfortunately |
| Yup, playing for the bounce |
| You think this will hold into market hours? LMAO🤌 |
| Pussys |
| Stock exchange in Djibouti up 0.6% already, green by open confirmed |
| Space x being worth so much makes no sense. space has been a cash burner forever and then biggest IPO ever. |
| Retarded |
| Gotta make it to open lol |
| Good thing I buy real stocks like NTDOY |
| no, it went down. Those options will be almost worthless tomorrow due to IV |
| As of 630pm after earnings call you are officially cooked (to a perfection sauted then seered in mild healthy oil) |
| beautiful |
| This shit is going to have the most amazing inverted parabola. |
| Tesla dumping like a whore . wtf |
| How about try not being such paper handed pussies |
| Fuck this market. |
| Can’t tell if serious question or not lmao |
| Market going vertical tmr. NVDA beat earnings and the drop afterwards was barely anything. |
| IBKR is one of the worst brokerages around. |
| Using HOOD for BULL got it. |
| Nothing more bullish then pumping BULL while sharing screenshots of HOOD |
| Puts printing |
| Today was a fucking bull trap then |
| it's the year 2000\n\nbut everybody knows it this time |
| Errm hope this is sarcastic. Please do enlighten the world of physicists how you're going to deal with the thermal issues in space. It's been unsolved for 50+ years… |
| Starlink prints money, me looking at ASTS 🫦 |
| Pretty sure it’ll open red and jump to green lol |
| every hard pump they’ve done this tbh |
| would NVDA be worth as much if it was a white guy CEO in a flannel? |
| How can she slap |
| The humanoid robots are going to have lower back problems. |
| SPY down $3 and everyone is freaking out 🤡 |
| You ever see those semi trucks transporting cars with its ramp down and the thought about pedal to the metal your car to send it flying off its ramp like a action movie? |
| how the fuck is space x worth so much. how many launches is that |
| Everyone knew that they would beat, it was priced in |
| Damn, all the banks in New Zealand right now are saying fuck this market lol |
| Are futures deadass right now what the fuck |
| If Nvda dumps $2 Intc belongs in the gutter. Overhyped shitco compared to Nvda.\n\n |
| Y reddit dropping? |
| Who remember the robinhood IPO and very obvious timing around that as retail trade flowers were dying down, in their own reporting? \n\nExcept robbinhood got out because their profits AND the markets had already stalled. Robinhood didn't have the capacity to lead markets down with it. \nCan't wait! |
| As is standard. Nvidia gonna kick us in the balls tomorrow. Ready your Guhs. |
| Awfully cocky prior to market open… |
| Microsoft did not drop Claude sub what are you even talking about. If you mean Claude Code CLI, it was never open to most workers, so people simply use Github Copilot in VSCode or GHCP CLI, which has Claude/GPT models in them. And GHCP is basically growing into the same ability like CC. Works like a charm. |
| calling my whole extended family i got us |
| Don’t worry we’ll be green tomorrow |
| the days of NVDA going vertical are over. Deal with it nerds |
| It's on the website |
| \n"It is unclear what accounting methods Anthropic has used to book revenue and costs, as the company isn’t yet required to follow the financial reporting requirements of a public company." \n\n:) |
| NVDA beating earnings is enough to drag QQQ down almost 1% ? wtf |
| Focus on yourself king. She’s with a bear right now |
| Why does no one talk about astera labs (ALAB)? It’s the only stock I haven’t lost money on. When it rips, it fucking rips. Also critical and future bottleneck akin to memory |
| Oh beating earnings is bearish now??? How stupid of me!! |
| Nokia puts tomorrow |
| The valuation is fucked but this is such a stupid comment. Reusable boosters was a very hard problem that no one else did at scale before SpaceX. Starlink is something no one else has been able to do still. Starship is a work in progress but it’s also extremely ambitious. \n\nIf this stuff was easy and the only barrier was boatloads of money, one of the 1,000 other rocket companies that existed before SpaceX (many with boatloads of money) would’ve done it. |
| Help me out here….now that it’s after hours, and NVDA is down…..this guy lose money or what? |
| It’s not funny 🙁 |
| Glad I sold mine last week. I’ve been holding 180c for march 2027 for a long time going nowhere. Sold for 30% profit after the pump… |
| Asians better step up in an hour to buy this |
| im not even ber but even I know nvda goes down on earnings |
| we're getting \`Kardashev Type II civilization\` before GTA 6 |
| Something feels odd about this NVDA earnings call, no sharp up or down.. wtf is going on. Ticker is not even moving on Intel or AMD or MU.. market is cooking something for tomorrow morning? |
| Guys are bols fuk? |
| Learned an expensive lesson today to never buy 1dte SPX options over an hour before close. Bought a strangle at 11am cuz the movement seemed good and I thought I'd be able to get a tighter strangle for NVDA earnings. Instead, it stayed range bound between $739 - $741 for 6 HOURS and now I gotta wait and see if overnight is gonna save my hide. |
| Vegeta |
| Hedge? You know where you're at? |
| Hows it feel to be a long term investor? |
| No, it will be worse than that, almost worthless |
| bullish af |
| Reminder for everyone with naked puts - you still aren't at your breakeven. Learn about spreads and be less retarded |
| https://preview.redd.it/542c0qdzad2h1.jpeg?width=405&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2d551fa13e25e1f1131a3a124a68da4590c0391e |
| So Jensen didn’t announce he’s bought out Nokia? Darn |
| Don’t care as long as TSLA goes back under 400 |
| Damn. This is Grok roasting itself. Wild. |
| I am scared papa! |
| So NVDA basically flat on the day. Fuck your puts. Fuck your calls |
| Lmao rklb with the ATM out of the blue lol |
| boner time |
| nvidiguh!!!!!!! |
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| Already followed him |
| Imagine being shocked that nvidia is tanking on insane earnings like this hasn’t happened 10000000000xs before |
| my Sheila |
| All in |
| Wait til we find out there is no iran deal either |
| True but they’ve had bi annual liquidity events for years. I’m pretty sure their last insider stock sale was valued at around $800 billion. if you haven’t sold stock yet and you’ve been holding out this whole time you’re an idiot.\n\nI know folks at SoaceX that are taking out six figures in loans to HODL. For their sake I hope it works out. They work like absolute dogs. |
| the Largest MEME stock in history! |
| Girls FTW! |
| Same. When are you thinking to sell them? |
| I need NVDA to be at least $230 by EOD friday... so I need you losers to buy the dip, okay? |
| If you’re still in ai stocks good luck |
| They are now referring to us as “lower-value human capital”. \n\nWe are so cooked |
| AI capex is gonna eat shit if you haven't been paying attention. Token based billing is slaughtering budgets. Uber spent their entire 26 ai budget in one quarter. Microsoft dropped Claude subs internally. TSMC max capacity. Public revolt against data centers.\n\nParty is over |
| Is the Shift key broken in your house son? \n\nI know it's you chat. |
| Guys check my comment history. I've been telling y'all that a time traveler told me the stock market is crashing tomorrow!!!! |
| SpaceX delays a launch and it hurts RKLB? I’d expect the opposite. |
| He loves doing crazy shit over the three day weekend |
| What is the date you need to own NVDA to collect the new Divi? |
| Priced for perfection |
| from today's pump market also thinks war is over |
| If you own any indexes they’re gonna have to make room and buy it so congrats you are gonna own it whether you like it not lol |
| That's why it's down |
| She’s helping someone else put it back in |
| Getting inverse options on this guys ban bets. 100% win rate lmao |
| Damn..225.. that's a nose dive. |
| Why would Grover Cleveland do this? |
| NVDA Easiest dip buy in history… fuck Wall Street |
| C'mon SPY, there's like 0.5% more to go |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/WishboneSingle3108 made a bet that NVDA would go to 241.89084000000003 within **2 hours** when it was 223.973 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 0 wins and 1 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) | [Post Verified Trades](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1pp3o5t/verified_trader/) |
| Finally they need something from me |
| Yeah, usually less volatility. So people that want exposure to a sector dont have to buy and monitor individual stocks. Less upside but less upkeep |
| Every fuckin quarter. Most predictable thing on the market. |
| A moment of silence for the amount of money retail is about to lose tomorrow |
| I know you’re all gonna get salty but when I see the top headline of nvidia earnings saying what their CPU sales this year is going to be and how that’s a shock that may not be the best sign for the “bastion of infinite gpu AI demand” lmao. |
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| >NYT: SpaceX's IPO prospectus was just made public and it details Elon Musk's stake. So I did some back of the envelope math. \n \nHe owns more than 51% of current shares outstanding. At SpaceX's current $1.25 trillion self-valuation, his stake is worth more than $635 billion. |
| people uniting all over to stop the construction of data centers may have been a clue |
| RIP, the dump has been initiated. We've reached the point of no return ... |
| You are correct. Malbec with vodka clouded my comprehension |
| It hasn't really carried any real payload yet has it? \n\nAlso it's not really a 200ton payload launcher is it? There's only 2 customers that need that much crap in space and that's starlink and Amazon Leo. |
| How to turn 600k into 100k overnight.\n\n |
| Friday |
| Dead Space, EA calls |
| and funny |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/manlymatt83 made a bet that NVDA would go to 237.33506 within **2 hours** when it was 223.901 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 0 wins and 7 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) | [Post Verified Trades](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1pp3o5t/verified_trader/) |
| Nah AI bubble is pretty much confirmed and the oil prices are only down off 2 fake TACOs, we getting a correction tomorrow if not a crash. |
| why not do both at the same time? |
| This is a joke right? |
| definitely drinking tonight |
| Exactly, that's why I've learned to not fuck with short term options. Theta starts fucking you like a jackrabbit at around 30 days. 2 days is basically a coin flip. Insane. Especially a 5 TRILLION dollar company. How much can it even go up? 5% maybe? Max.... This person could have bough fewer contract a few months out and probably would have been fine. |
| Isn't reactor criticality basically just turning it on and off again? |
| Listen to me very carefully.\n\nWhatever NVDA opens at tomorrow, buy puts 10 points OTM expiring Friday. \n\nYou’re welcome. |
| puts printing... BLACK THURSDAY💀 |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/Ok-Entrepreneur8479 made a bet that NVDA would go to 237.3817 within **2 hours** when it was 223.945 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 0 wins and 1 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) | [Post Verified Trades](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1pp3o5t/verified_trader/) |
| If NVDA closes at 225 or less these options are worthless. Talk about Gamma. Good luck |
| NVDA didn’t beat by 20 bajillion dollars. The company is worthless |
| $20B in revenue for a $1.8T valuation is insane |
| And you’re just taking headlines at face value? |
| Ya and then overstay their welcome right into the next diabolical parabolical pump |
| PBD is at damn near pandemic levels |
| I’ll look into them |
| *We are of the belief that Nvidia should consider making an offer to acquire Apple in order to diversify and mitigate long-term GPU concentration risk* |
| Semis dead, space dead….what next? |
| Didn’t hear no closing bell |
| It’s so obvious he’s gonna do it |
| War almost over for like 3 month |
| The best part:\n\n“We believe the next paradigm shift for humanity is the creation of a resilient, perpetually expanding spacefaring civilization that drives continuous innovation across new frontiers, ultimately propelling us to Kardashev Type II status—we believe we are capable of unlocking an era of unprecedented economic expansion, while also contributing to the safeguards of humanity’s future against existential risk.”\n\nType II means using all the energy of our star lol |
| I averaged down to 339. Honestly when meta announces layoffs.. no one flinched. But they do and omg theyre a pos company. \n\nWas $420 two trading days ago. It will bounce |
| Dammm what a shame, he could get a big bounce tomorrow, it wasn’t a massive sell off |
| So like what’s up with futures |
| NVDA has become a POS - should be at 300 by now but here we are |
| Asia session will dump this lower |
| last nvda earnings earlier this year, lower high on qqq/spy at close followed by absolute thumping for the rest of feb/march. \n\ni hate nvda earnings day lmao, ruins everything else |
No SpaceX is coming , For the three months ended March 31, 2026, Spacex generated revenue on a consolidated basis of $4,694 million, loss from operations of $(1,943) million and Adjusted EBITDA of $1,127 million , Starlink is the only profitable business for them . And they are showing losses due to depreciation of rockets/satellites\n\n SEC.gov | Your Request Originates from an Undeclared Automated Tool www.sec.gov |
| *faint gunshot in distance* |
| Entering one option and immediately exiting that option is not the theme of this sub or Spirit of it. What it is exactly the spirit of it |
| Holding NVDA calls after it’s dumped every earnings …. *But this time is different* |
| Maybe TPL. |
| Does the Strait of Hormuz know the war is over? |
| Black Swan on Tuesday when 🥭 strikes Iran over the three day weekend |
| Yeah if they launched at 100bn or something "reasonable" and went to 1 trillion you could 10x your money. \n\nBut at 2 trillion where's the 10x?\n\nOh it's the moon base, and the rail gun on the moon launching datacentres into space from the moon. |
| Ber the human ecomy is dead. Future is AI economy |
| Buy NVDA calls in May and blow 600k |
| ATM |
| Those 20 dolars are well deserved |
| Ugh. Sold puts before close 😅😞 |
| i’d take that |
| what exp date? |
| NVIDIA with a 1.5% fall causing the entire Nasdaq index to fall almost 1%. Just wait for NVIDIA under $70 you’ll be able to buy QQQ for $200 |
| Smfh looks like an L for Retard |
| why is everything is down AH? NVIDIA beat earnings and war is almost over |
| You can’t open open SPY options with Fidelity at T-minus 30min but you can with SPX |
| \>they defined “Kardashev Type II civilization” in the S-1. for a publicly traded company. in a legal document.\n\nOfficially beyond parody at this point 😹 |
| Because NVDA is fluctuating downward. I wouldn’t put any stock in anything until about 4AM EST & I wouldn’t pick a direction until 10am EST. |
| How does bol cope: green by open, V |
| yeah it's pretty wiped unless there's miraculous buys in the a.m. |
| Buddy you’re delusional. If you live in SF, or LA, or Phoenix you can see that WE ALREADY HAVE L4 CARS. LOOK OUTSIDE WAYMO HAS HAD THIS LEVEL OF CAPABILITY FOR YEARS. |
| That last point. |
| Hes gonna have to sign a labia |
| Why? |
| If? |
| Samsung strike averted ninety minutes before it was to start. |
| GUH |
| Holes will certainly be fucked. And some, tenderly caressed. |
| Does Iran know the war is over? |
| It's not just tech. Financial, oil and other commodities are doing well too. |
| 600k on naked calls going into perfectly priced in earnings... Some people only wanna suffer smh |
| There’s a guy with 600k nvda calls |
| mm's don't wanna let you cash in |
| Yes I got that. Need more context |
| Three hours too late |
| What's the point of buying any ETF? Literally every single one of them goes up or down with the rest, just with less or more volatility |
| Rotation back to software |
| we all know u never buy Nvidia stock before earnings, buy after it dumps tomorrow |
| Get fukd 🤌🤌🤌 |
| **Perfect! A 97% loss**\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/d7glwu78ad2h1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=43986599203bae570bb845a213d933b2060c6f08\n\n |
| I hate it here |
| There might not even be a bid for them. But I mean if you can afford to lose $1500, you can afford to lose $10-20 in my opinion |
| SpaceX is straight up ass |
| Bears in absolute shambles |
| Orbital compute can't beat physics tied to cooling chips down. The worst is Elon Musk is successfully grifting people into thinking it's possible. |
| Because all my info is already in TurboTax and it's only like a couple hundred dollars so w/e |
| Without a doubt! He plays that character so well. |
| upvoted for the word erotica, so classy |
| All the people asking why the NVDA earnings beat didn't cause the stock to go up gotta be trolling. I know this sub is retarded but come on |
| Given NVDA ALWAYS dumps after er... could maybe, just maybe this time be different? |
| TIS But a legend in old boomer times. Zoomers, and millennials. Know of no such thing |
| the way it's looking man it's going to dip below 300 before there's any recovery 😭 |
| And it’s over. Euro poors and Korean leveraged traders going to dump |
| No gore allowed here |
| War is over huh? |
| Hey I wasn’t asking for financial advice Bozo |
| Is Ai in the room with us now? |
| Are you struggling with what the words mean, or how to do the math? |
| someone check on the 600k guy call |
| This is why I fucking love diagonal spreads. I was able to bet on it dropping or staying flat, only lose if it pumps. Learn more strategies kids |
| Hoooleee fuck |
| Oh fuck. That'll do it. |
| #if only Jensen signed titties today 😒 |
| 750 by open tomorrow. War is over and the earnings were good. You regards are overcomplicating this. |
| Fwiw, I actually agree with you. However these options will most likely get eviscerated tomorrow. |
| https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/s/Dag7HtYwWj |
| there is a guy with 600k worth of nvda calls, and he is fucked |
| It's on the website |
| Down 16% Saturday. Up 32% Sunday. |
| NVDA taking a bath to prices not seen since yesterday |
| Acting like my one NVDA put is going to save my over leveraged portfolio 🤡 |
| Congrats to those who donated their money via NVDA options. MM greatly appreciate it |
| >Our interest payments are about to exceed our GDP\n\nGod the people in this subreddit are dumb.\n\nInterest and debt are different concepts. Our debt is 40 trillion. Our interest is nowhere near that. |
| look at me i’m an intellectual and can’t admire peak human performance at the highest level |
| The way of the coward. |
| What’s 🥭 average on his NVDA position? If it’s 220, he’s not going to be happy |
| Tomorrow gonna be a huge buy day for me personally |
| Classic TWS on a desktop allows you to early exercise calls. Only crackheads use a phone to trade/gamble. Not sure what the above crackhead is using. |
| NVDA gradual sell off - no one’s buying hype! AMD AVGO hit RSI 20 |
| These big round numbers % layoffs should really be the clue that things aren't going well. Debt is getting more expensive by the day. |
| GUH |
| Rip bro |
| STOP PLAYING EARNINGS |
| Clifford dik lmao |
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| We front ran these earnings and the call energy was super low therefore a bit of a sell the news reaction. |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/Mainaschaff22 made a bet that NVDA would go to 230.23898999999997 within **2 hours** when it was 223.533 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 0 wins and 1 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) | [Post Verified Trades](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1pp3o5t/verified_trader/) |
| !banbet SPY 749 1D |
| There are massive amounts of "no AI datacenter in my backyard" folks raging out right now. That alone adds some value to the idea of AI compute in space. Some space physics people did some math, and Starlink-sized units work out just fine for power/cooling.\n\nI'm not saying this is going to be as big as Elon makes it out to be, but the math checks out for its possibility and culture is making it more attractive. |
| What even is the point of living that way?? |
| NVDA can only deliver 100% YOY quarters for so long \n\nRevenue will start compressing sooner than we think and AI CAPEX isn’t doubling from here, that’s financial suicide for the ai spenders\n\nThis is ber erotica |
| It should go viral |
| Literally insane |
| Bers are so used to being beat by their wifes bf that they cream themselves at a 0.5 drop post market. |
| PLEASE UNCLE TRUMP SAVE MY CALLS! SOMEBODY SAVE MEEEEEE |
| I wonder how much of it is spaceX and how much is XAI. From what i heard XAI is a black hole. |
| Priced to perfection they said.. |
| SPY down 4% tomorrow. Up 8% Friday. |
| Context? |
| Hold like a man but prepare to have that anus stretched |
| could have essentially quadrupled it if he did that for AMD earnings lol |
| I didn’t see a flair for HEDGEMASTER, only YOLO 🙁 |
| *NVDA made 416 gazzillion billion dollars. The market had priced in 435 gazzillion billion. Easy.* |
| Nothing like some weeklies on a value trap |
| QQQ is taking this so personally. |
| I’d say at-least 100 trillion. We are literally aming for the moon totally not mars it was never mars. With the completely successful totally not disastrous launch architecture of the Texas to Indian Ocean single banana delivery mechanism aka starship. |
| Priced in |
| Working together *was* an option… |
| That makes 5/6 of the last NVDA earnings where selling calls was the right call |
| They would have to already be in the money |
| Bruhhhhh lol |
| Time for bears to hallucinate all night about a market crash only for it to be blindingly green by market open lol |
| Guess what. None of us will come out of nvdia earnings with profit bc they’ll just pin it to the 20’s and we all have strikes 10 dollars away from the current price. JUST LIKE EVERY NVDIA EARNING |
| Isn't the IV crush going to push NVDA green? |
| im literally full porting Ross Dress for Less 0DTE calls at open tomorrow |
| lol |
| No |
| Nice move |
| That guy with the 600k nvda calls is fucked |
| Uh oh, sell in may, go away, becoming truer by the second |
| Why tf is RKLB down 7% now? |
| Why the fuck do you have to move with NVIDIA INTEL? It's not that serious man |
| tried it this morning pray 4 me\n\n |
| Don't ask me I don't use that shit. Anytime I've tried its full of errors. |
| Why |
| Tesla’s valuation is not due to their current financial position, its the fact that they are best positioned for when, not if, autonomous cars have a clear path to being fully authorized via government regulation. Tesla’s FSD software is a very, very valuable piece of IP. |
| hey so I screwed up and bought intu calls expiring next Friday. tomorrow do I just let them go at open or hope for some recovery and sell later in the day? 390 call |
| this teamsports stuff is cancer. go read a book holy fuck |
| Can we get a live cam to $600k NVDA YOLO bro? |
| A massive beat, dividend raise and buyback is bearish who knew? |
| Yah holy shit, thats like 500bil / year at this rate in revenue.\n\nLike, ALMOST not overpriced af, crazy stuff. |
| Why is nvda down after hours? Their earnings statement was good |
| Right now I look smart and that worries me |
| if you think about it wsb is like the church of scientology. you get drained in hopes for a better future |
| It could be worse, you could’ve put half a million on calls that expire Friday |
| Enjoy the homeless shelter! |
| I hate to tell you this, but you’ve lost like thirty four dollars. |
| I feel like a fukin genius selling before close today lol |
| NVDA also reported almost double earnings from sales to partially the software industry, if that isn't the first signal to start buying back software than I don't know what is |
| Hints of June rate hike causing a wiggle in ber pants |
| Mms are out to kill nvda puts and call holders. Looks like theta gang wins |
| Congrats to the genius who threw $600K into 2DTE calls on a company already worth $5 trillion. Enjoy the belt to ass tomorrow bud 😂 |
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| Ur so stupid it’s flat you just lost it all |
| Cancers been cured |
| I have seen this before, green by open, with or without help from Axios |
| Congrats! |
| I’m allergic to taking profits |
| Imagine mango go bipolar tonight 🤣 |
| hey Adam Spice (CFO of Rocket Lab RKLB). If youre reading this, f\*\*k you |
| See u tomorrow |
| All you need to know Mr. Tard is that Papa Elon is at the helm so pick up some extra shifts at Wendy's, sell your sister's feet pics and prepare for a full port with a market order on IPO day. |
| You can't cool shit in space. Elon Musk can spout whatever he wants but physics is going to be the ultimate winner in keeping DCs on terrestrial land.\n\nThe only advantage space has is free clean power, everything else is a massive con.\n\nDon't keep getting yourself conn'd by the snakeoil salesman go do some research on why DC's in space will never happen.\n\nThe intl space station needs radiators the size of a football field just too radiate away heat from it's electronics. |
| Instead of buying nvda calls with profits I could’ve saved that money or better yet lighting it on fire |
| I’m up 50k on nvda I’ll have you know loser robot bitch |
| 220 |
| Nvda iv crush and spy call holders 🤣 |
| Believe it or not, puts |
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| About the same, have you ever gone to TurboTax's support? Thankfully never used any company' audit defense but I'm sure it's mediocre at best and they will still throw you under the bus since it's ultimately YOU filling out the filings. They aren't a CPA |
| They don’t even have 150mil. They have \~107mil with an untapped ATM facility, which is potentially dilutive equity if they draw on it, not cash in hand.\n\nYou are correct that they wouldn’t self-fund a launch, but that’s not what I was saying. You said “it’s a lot of money,” which to me implies that you feel they have plenty of cash (they don’t). In order to believe they have “a lot of money,” you have to presuppose that the trial will be successful. You’re essentially just restating the known bull case and completely ignoring my original argument, which is simply:\n\nCash per share value is less than $1. The original poster is FULL PORTING with no scientific background on a stock that could lose them every penny. I tried to call that out, but apparently that’s too much for $SLS fans to handle. Getting married to a biotech stock and full porting an upcoming binary is just flat out foolish, I don’t care what you think you know. |
| This is correct… if the take rate had remained the same the revenue for mobility would have been up 25%… now for context maybe the take rate going forward will remain at 25%, but if you are doing an apples to apples comparison then there would be a 25% growth based on the 30% take rate. |
| Green by morning |
| Probably earnings |
| Iv crush |
| that buying power! 💪🏽 |
| family. |
| He came out only wearing the coat and nothing else. |
| 😂😂😂😂😂😂 |
| NvdGUH |
| Trading hours are fake too |
| Poor $500k guy |
| Day was busy af, what’s the update on the ME? Anything of substance? Or just another axios/tweet/fake pump kinda day? |
| So how strong is your guidance today ? |
| new gemini is actually beastmode btw |
| I doubt this guy is sleeping |
| nvda puts easiest money ive ever made |
| has anyone seen pedro pascal n grogu. is it good |
| Both |
| microslop does this every single AH, i am curious why can anyone explain---it is literally always red and i love it |
| We need circuit breakers until we figure out what the hell is going on |
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| So glad I don’t hold positions overnight anymore because I would be pissed if I got NVDA calls just for it to have a small dip overnight after a beat |
| NVDA IS -.50 from this morning fucking fuck fuck fuck fuck |
| Don’t forget the market self-cleanses |
| I should take the money I made today and be happy, not doing stupid shit tomorrow, ***RIGHT***? |
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| You’ve arrived. |
| What's up with intuit |
| Next earnings will be the one where NVDA growth slows completely and finally goes -10% on earnings |
| NVIDIA’s strong earnings beat* |
| Leather jacket daddy said the N word or the R word? |
| Same, at 328.\n\nThis is oversold, if it dropped a few percent I would understand.\n\nBut 17% for the day is overreaction. |
| that i am still got a few weeks till exp tho |
| Yeah, he’s a legend right now. He trimmed BE a bit after his massive returns last quarter. His return returns on SNDK and MU were insane as well. CLSK and TE are still very tempting. |
| half a percent is all you get! get fukd ber! |
| I will never financially recover from this |
| Musk - "you look like a fairy!" |
| Green by open due to peace deal Iran isn't aware of |
| These bols fell for the “final hours of peace treaty with Iran” bullshit and the “NVDA earnings to the moon!” All on the same day it’s insane |
| No they did a 3b dilution of shares |
| God damn, it's 1929 all over again......... |
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| All the "moat" around this was just American taxes being obtuse on purpose due to their lobbying. If it wasn't for them your basic W2s would just be auto calculated for you and you wouldn't even really have to do a tax return doc unless you held stocks or had other forms of income or wanted to itemize. \n\nIntuit stepped in and paid a bunch of politicians to put the kibosh on that. |
| bull fuk |
| What’s the pigeon joke? I must have missed it |
| Afterhours is fake, overnight is fake, premarket is fake. Nothing matters until open tomorrow, and we could easily open at 742 or higher. |
| Usually being the key word. I remember COIN was a nightmare for me but CRWV was not, RBLX was ok as well. Really hard to play IPOs |
| https://preview.redd.it/w1qczpef9d2h1.jpeg?width=1199&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=84dba1bbb16b8d6a090016569e3f37662ec84626 |
| Ever since I’ve joined this sub all I’ve done is lose money |
| 600K BOLO |
| Because NVDA is a monster |
| Some people don’t even play options. Such an ordinary life. |
| Buy puts you pussy |
| The same reason you aren’t using the same computer from 10 years ago regard |
| Is he wearing the wrong coat? why is everything down |
| Cooked |
| You idiots the red just means SPY calls are cheaper til the end of the week |
| Juggernauts of the retail sector. Absolutely absurd they’d even schedule their earnings on the same day, they might crash the market |
| CHAT WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON? |
| Welcome to Cramerica.\n\n \n |
| *Pleaaaaase do. The sooner Sam and his butt buddies can cash out the sooner this thing can crash and go tits up. EOM* |
| Just finished work, how are my 17.23 shares of Nvidia? Are they ok? |
| MSFT has big “Guys wait for me” energy |
| classic wsb, no one helps the new trader and instead belittles him. share the wealth u degens |
| The source is my sister, I'm not sure what she based it on though because she doesn't know how the market works |
| This is a joke. Literal meme world. |
| Ok maybe nvda bears were right |
| You could have done this on INTC or RKLB or AMD but you decide to pick the one that has mostly gone down after earnings |
| Why is NFLX getting dragged down with this shit 😭😭😭😭 |
| Going to need k-pop demon hunters 2 trailer to distract the Koreans before they wake up or they’re going to dump us to the shadow realm |
| Huge red candle |
| Well, welcome to the Golden Age DEPRESSION |
| Why the fuck are futures drilling |
| So the whole market bleeds because NVDA beats. Make it make sense. |
| You can’t beat your revenue or guide higher or best eps.\n\nYou just have to sell something AI for money to go in.\n\nAnd even if you sell AI you better surprise by 4000x |
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| Green by open y'all, chill |
| Congrats to the bears! |
| Mine exited turbidly |
| It seems kinda obvious, but Nvidia will probably drop a bit in premarket hours, and upon market open, just to drain call holders and then pump because why the fuck not. |
| You won’t have to wait you’ll see at 930am tomorrow |
| And nvidia tanks the market AGAIN! |
| Yes |
| is it finally fucking over? |
| Don't bother buying the dip tomorrow bols |
| Oooff.meme |
| $175 |
| Cyber attacks on WSB \n |
| Don't worry we will be up 1% in the morning due to the market positioning. (I positioned into QQQ puts); |
| Compliment NVDA all you want but your OTM weekly calls are already worthless. Now let's see that loss porn! |
| *750 call buyers in shambles* |
| Which means tomorrow is greener than my cock |
| If SPY is blood red today after that blatant market manipulation yesterday, I will be very happy |
| wow, to think tomorrow we get Advanced Auto Parts and Ross Dress for less earnings on the SAME day. Holy shit why is no one talking about this |
| 600k 2DTE NVDA calls guy definitely more retarded than intel guy |
| Nvda at $200 or $240 tomorrow? |
| Believe it or not NVDA 245 by EOD Friday |
| Lol im not OP |
| then what are you doing in the casino? |
| https://preview.redd.it/ynztxoj59d2h1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4579679657fc08f41105d25e5272ecb5c9a52afb\n\n |
| Suprise bridge and power plant day maybe? |
| Room temperature earnings lofl. If you ran a company that made this much profit you would never say or feel this |
| Market cap doesn't matter. What's the ask? |
| Theta will Fuck you on this wow. 2DTE is very risky for NVDA never really pumping After earnings. |
| Your mom quit putting out. |
| Why? You can address the thermal issues and slap on a sloppy nuclear reactor since there’s no risk to anyone. And it’s endless…\*space\*. When they figure it out space data centers will be a booming industry. |
| Die SPY die! |
| Because the call to put ratio was 2:1 |
| I guess nobody wants to hold a boomer dividend stock huh |
| Nvda taking down Tesla like a whore . Fuck ! |
| Many words. Mean good. |
| SOXS gang members check in🤑 |
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| BUT BUT BUT BUT IRAN NEGOTIATIONS DUDE |
| absolutely |
| I trust that more than the fucking pigeon |
| So in 4 years they will be worth 50% more? That return is trash |
| Isnt one in a ton of debt whilst the other not |
| I don’t gamble |
| Wow game over |
| https://preview.redd.it/m1joell09d2h1.png?width=297&format=png&auto=webp&s=1388e0d4eeb15f396535b54db516b9cdb7b01509\n\n |
| Bol R fuk |
| RIP NVDA call holders. -600k and more |
| who knew it wasnt high priced oil, but nvidias earning that kicks off the recession |
| Lame |
| So 730-740 the new zigzag ? |
| 1.5 trillion valuation in a pretty small industry for a company losing 5 billion while making 18 billion in revenue. What a deal. |
| I always figured it was big holders selling and locking in profits. |
| Shit frothy boi |
| It’s. It’s over. Bols have been slain. |
| You still holding those contracts no? |
| Just going off of WSB sentiment I imagine retail bulls are about to get fucked 🤷 |
| That analogy might work if all the teens were smoking 100 cigs a day, riding motorcycles and going to American schools. |
| and incredibly, some people think it's not. |
| They don't have any games making money so it's all banking on GTA6 essentially. I'm probably going to grab some of their stock on the dip though, I imagine when GTA does come out they gonna be making bank for a decade. |
| If you didnt't know not to play NVDA ER, you must be new around these streets LMAO |
| https://preview.redd.it/0049tztx8d2h1.png?width=1344&format=png&auto=webp&s=8d23b49daab4f48f7feece6944f333abd8592b01 |
| Hey gimme five\n\n✋🤓\n\nOkay now dap me up\n\n🤓🫱\n\nNice |
| And that’s why I only risked $120 at most. A good way to learn what works and doesn’t work. Thanks! |
| I'll learn from my mistake next week ahah |
| R&D coming from the guy who doesn’t believe Lidar… I think this comment is going to be hilarious to look at in like 6 months. |
| Anthropic IPO |
| need to doom for the crowd |
| oh hell nah |
| been tellin everyone to just dca into IGV the last month, it's all gonna bob up like an upper decker. |
| Lmaoo really?! No way😂 |
| So your saying theres a chance right? |
| I’m hungry |
| Today was a day I hated having steady job with a ton of meetings all day as it all kind of went the way I figured, but I didn't have the time to set up enough trades for it or follow them throughout the day to look for more opportunities.\n\nWhy can't my real job be respectful of my fake gambling job? |
| Downald Trump |
| People will buy because they hype Elon. That’s it. It’s going to go up |
| Starshit going nowhere quickly |
| How cool would it be if Cathy drove to each WSB incel's home in her limousine and offered them a free power fuck. |
| Has intuit decided to shut down turbo tax. Why did it fall so much |
| rip my spy calls\n\n |
| Looking at his other positions he must know something I don't. Tomorrow has a high chance of being red. |
| It shit when you lose when you are wrong, but its so much shittier to lose money when you are right, but greed made you buy the wrong product. |
| market straight nose diving |
| nvidiGUH |
| What did he say that’s causing this drop? |
| Bulls r fuk |
| Chat, why’s it red chat ? |
| Freak the fuck out and sell everything |
| This mfer going back to 180 isn’t it 😂 |
| I mean, the bro could’ve just asked chat gpt lol. |
| I mean NVDA is always like this during earnings but you regards love losing money |
| Elevator down |
| No trailer or guarantee of no delay. |
| JIGGA POW |
| Mikey Millions is going to make a banger video about this guy losing it all on FD's... |
| Like Tesla? Have you taken a look at their financials? All musk companies are just hype. In 2017 when I first started college we told self-driving was the future. I’ve been working full time for 4 years now and they’re not even at L4…. |
| CSCO 2000 |
| NVDA bols should be blaming that 600k guy |
| bad kentucky derby bets? |
| https://preview.redd.it/uuqa979r8d2h1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=995f9c92d27b7cf0cac224382f786711ab3e3e15\n\n |
| SaaS going to make a comeback. Move over Semis and Memory, the BOYS ARE BACK IN TOWN |
| Starlink has basically reached all the users it can....its $130 a month. There are roughly 80 million people in the world that make over $60,000 a year. There are around 10 million starlink customers now...so 1 out of every 8 people that make enough money already have it. A good portion of the others dont need it, and the others are the "potential" new customers..... bottom line his they have hit their hard cap\n\n\nFor those who don't read: 1 of 8 people that can afford it already have it. No room to grow. |
| So is that’s it? |
| 650\* |
| Unfortunately for this position, market makers are heavily short vanna after selling a ton of 240 calls to retail. Since earnings were room temperature and the stock is pinned under 225, tomorrow's guaranteed post-earnings IV crush is going to completely collapse the delta on those far OTM 240 calls. This will force market makers to mechanically dump the long share hedges they bought into the close, creating heavy selling pressure right at the open |
| QQQs poopin |
| $200 billion total addressable market and the year isn’t even half over, this stock belongs at $300+ |
| BLACK THURSDAY JENSEN DELULU |
| After delisting |
| Why is it really always happening with Nvidia doing great and getting sold off |
| SAY SOMETHING 🥭MAN I'M SCARED |
| Someone tell Jensen that wearing leather jackets doesn't make up for the micro cock |
| Finally there she goes. Big money was just trying to get out |
| I’m in |
| "falling hard": -1% |
| All in, working my port last few days to free up cash |
| > NVDA at $8T has to do like a trillion dollars a year in revenue.\n\nThat's literally like 4 years at current growth rates though.\n\nNot saying it will happen, but your shock isn't really founded. |
| Acting as if your vote matters in single share class structures |
| It definitely matters if you think orbital compute will be the most economical form of inferencing. |
| She's a 9, but she's a 33rd degree mason hatched from a nephlim egg |
| Learned this with RDDT earnings a few weeks ago🤣 projected gain for market open was $650ish. Opened at my average cost and was down $225ish almost immediately🫡 |
| There are other plays besides Chips.. Everything left for dead. |
| *Too funny. The entire planet holds it's breath and waits for NVDA only to have the stock flatline so everybody gets a pee-pee to the anoos.* |
| DRILL BABY DRILLLLL |
| Wild |
| Probably cashing out their life insurance policies to yolo into semis |
| Garth that was a haiku |
| leaked delayed i bet ha |
| That's not why starship is delayed, it's just an insanely ambitious project. |
| 💯 |
| Those will both fail |
| How long can hyperscalers continue spending 100s of billions of dollars every year and what happens to Nvidia when they curb their spending spree? |
| I don't get people who invest in the mag 7. If I'm banking on someone to have a growth spurt it'll be some kid or teen, not a harlem globetrotter |
| Your observation is correct, and it is consistent with the narrative that AI will suck up a big chunk of other businesses (that’s why software companies tank). The question is whether this narrative is correct.\n\nOne thing for sure though is that AI comes for the job market without mercy. |
| If wmt shows weakness then tomorrow could get real messy |
| Forest Gump was a real simp for that girl with Aids , smh |
| A little early for the night panicans |
| I will invest in it when it is on the S&P 500 however fast that becomes. Won't buy any individual stocks of it tho. |
| We'll see about that. |
| I hate that you're probably correct. Hype sells. |
| Every company I have ever worked at doesn’t update or maintain their salesforce. This is very very common. Using an agent on bad data is pointless |
| Well, there goes my money. |
| Ground control to Major GUH |
| It's almost like Nvidia does this every time.... |
| market looking kinda aladeen |
| Goog 400 when? |
| NVDA should run a lottery system and give 80b to a sub 5b mcap company every quarter instead of buyback that no one cares about. |
| Ipos usually dump about 50% as they open\n\nMore like future bagholders of tomorrow |
| Very bullish. SPY 750 might be a thing to try tomorrow |
| Just announced at earnings now. |
| An autistic ketamine addict isn't a good leader? Color me shocked. |
| Google it |
| What port? Nothing left lol |
| Yeah Starlink was a god send for me when I had my house built and found out my only internet option was DSL through frontier. But then a nearby company installed fiber and I cancelled that shit real quick. It was $50 more a month for 1/10th the performance of fiber. |
| Do not release the Koreans |
| I mean when you move 10% a day like 4 times in a span of weeks... |
| Looks like the bubble will continue to grow for at least 3 more months LMAO |
| Sorry bro |
| Chicken wings |
| You’re 100% right. This company will have a market cap of $3T by next week. |
| Time to end another war asap! |
| Path!! |
| Just assume the opposite of what he says. More accurate than inverse Cramer |
| APLD |
| Seems like an aim for the stars, land on the moon kind of situation. |
| This is so boring. Line go up or down??? Release the Koreans already! |
| To sell nvda, one must first own nvda |
| We’re never getting GTA 6 are we |
| Spoken like someone who hasn't tried both and is just making things up |
| Space ETFs will start dumping tomorrow, more pain for RKLB |
| I think yall should read the buffett escalator story if you haven't\n\n \nit feels like yall haven't |
| NVDA 200 is NOT a meme |
| Who's going all in on space x and open ai as soon as they open for retail? Future billionaires of tomorrow. |
| thank you claude |
| Probably priced in with every stock beating their earnings the last couple weeks |
| WSB hates it so much that I have to buy it |
| Wasn’t that announced long before earnings? |
| Rip 600k. Brother |
| Need to find the next NVIDIA but on a much quicker timeframe. I need to turn $5000 into $500 million by August. |
| Just read about the Weimar Republic hyperinflation, so should you because NVDA and bond yields dropping at the same time is bigly bad |
| Damn, I was the only shitposter on this specific thread. Just like your mom on Jensen’s leather clad erogenous zone. |
| SPY you stupid piece of shit |
| Only if they bundled a chicken tender sub with every sale. |
| why is TTWO falling hard |
| He’s too smart for some people, particularly low IQ individuals, not me I understood everything and was highly engaged. |
| FAHHHHHHH |
| oh we going down now huh\n\n\*rips off pants to reveal yellow speedo\* |
| So like when is the release date for OpenAI? The same as GTA VI? (As in it's never coming out) |
| PATH is a sleeper. 15-20$ |
| i have to assume pawning their grandmas jewelry to buy more memory |
| I'm getting bullish on SaaS now that NVIDIA has dedicated a segment of their earnings report specifically to the software industry and their next focus on agentic AI |
| If my daughter was dating a guy that thought AI is a miraculous technology that will cure cancer, end human toil, solve the climate crisis, etc. I would ask him if he's making a lot of money from the boom.\n\nIf the answer is yes, then he passes. If the answer is no he's a useful idiot and will not be allowed to join the family. |
| Stop listening to fud and stay long at all times! And when we get 10-20% corrections you buy leaps. Simple really |
| Give us a port update when possible lol |
| Guhhhhhh |
| When will I ever learn same shit happens every nvda earnings |
| If not bubble, why bubble shaped |
| Market is RIGGED 😧😖 |
| You're probably right. I'm long the stock, so either way I'm happy. |
| Vera nudein |
| Willing to bet someone could run a llama instance trained off of the us tax code and distribute it freely with pretty reasonable accuracy for most Americans |
| Even if it crashes 75% after IPO it will still be a great return for them |
| Hmmmmmm |
| lol spy |
| Agreed |
| Looking better than your NVDA calls |
| All things FreeTaxUSA handles. |
| Super |
| Selling 0DTE PUTS on SGOV. Whats up? |
| Tomorrow morning will not be a great time getting up |
| Have we not learned from past beat earnings? |
| SOXS TIME RETARDS! |
| So like when is the release date for SpaceX? |
| I’ve never heard a statement so accurate |
| If you sell NVDA today - you’ve lost all right to complain about wealth disparity in the future |
| Source: Trust me bro |
| https://preview.redd.it/zhgkuk548d2h1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=642d5cbd8c9cf9538622917e0e6a83a0cff9cc7f\n\n |
| well done boys, I knew I could count on yall! |
| People exit to rotate to SPACEX |
| 100% I think it was amazing and he was great at delivering it in broad strokes “why this matters” to non-technologically adept folks |
| Good point, full send your 401k into this at IPO |
| It’s just apart of their ipo lock up. |
| That’s it |
| Just waiting for that missile any day now |
| I’ve seen the 🥭 AI slop .. take my money |
| Market looks kind of dumpy 😔 |
| 3 billion ATM offering |
| Looks like it's public now, so I wanted to make sure you saw this: https://www.wsj.com/tech/ai/mind-blowing-growth-is-about-to-propel-anthropic-into-its-first-profitable-quarter-7edbf2f4 |
| 600k noooooooo |
| Rotate from NVDA to META tomorrow would be wild |
| Nah I'm good bro |
| Well done. I bought INTC at 66. Sold at 80. Bought at 129. Now smacking myself |
| crazy. Just looked these all up. Data centers, bitcoin data centers, and solar energy. I'll have to follow this Situational Awareness more closely. Apparently he's also bullish on Bloom Energy. |
| Not sure yet but will probably blow my 0DTE gains from today on some 0DTE losses tomorrow |
| Praying for another 🌮 soon, we need it |
| Lmao nvda being dumb flat right now |
| Sell in AH, Pump in pre-market. |
| That chip guy in the leather jacket speaks in such a boring way no energy |
| nvda I will remember you, will you remember me? |
| Yup, 18B revenue, 5B loss, sounds like a 1.7T company! |
| Wonder what the KOSPI bois are up to this evening |
| You shut your mouth. |
| Earnings are all a 🤡 show because if we were still in last earnings season NVDA would have dumped 5% or more on those earnings. Like how AMD dumped 17% on a bigger beat last time but this time pumped 17% on a smaller beat + the stock being doubled |
| Time in the day fella |
| That’s what tf I’m talking about |
| There is zero chance Anthropic is profitable by the GAAP definition. This is using sneaky language to entirely exclude certain expenditures. By the use of the word "operating" it sounds to me like they are lumping training into capex and then excluding all capex (training is both capex and opex). |
| Lunr execs selling, rklb diluting. Good news for the space bubble |
| I’m sorry but what the fuck happened to RKLB? |
| *Which is still undervalued by 66,347% so......*\n\n*Calls.* |
| "Please buy in so I can exit" - VC bag holder |
| JFC. This is jump scare material. |
| Fucking NVDA allergic to the 0 line. It's okay to be red Jensen. You tried your best |
| How? Pure IV crush. |
| This makes me think that if Publix Supermarkets started selling AI slop like SpaceXai, they could do an IPO at $6.3 Trillion underwritten by their $63B of revenue. |
| Probably didn't say AI enough times. |
| According to my source we're mooning tomorrow |
| Do you know for what purpose? |
| As soon as that 600k calls guy made his post, I knew my $235 calls weee toast but I held anyway to ensure I my hypertension remains active. |
| I think its MSFT time to shine in coming weeks. |
| This one killed me lmao |
| Yeah but a deli sandwich I wouldn't fuck |
| Europeans got walkable cities and mass transit. I got a strip mall nearby. |
| But you have to worry if the manager’s special bologna you’re buying has listeria. |
| # “What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.”\n\n\-ai |
| I love using AI to generate femdom mommy JOI ASMR as much as the next guy but like I do enjoy employment\n\nThese AI better not replace me |
| I was thinking about that guy who bought 660k OTM 2DTE on NVDA |
| Vegetable only Reuben |
| You will soon. |
| Read this:\n\nhttps://open.substack.com/pub/tscsw/p/cocaine-on-the-tables?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android&r=1ko2je\n\nI'm not sure how much I agree, but there is the discussion on why the market will never go down again until it craters one Thursday Afternoon |
| How TF everyone rich and has good paying jobs and I'm with none of that. Wtf is this rigged shit |
| Nice. I undid my gains from April in may so I am almost at 0% for may |
| Yikes |
| I bought 2 shares this morning do you think I’ll be ok |
| Efficient market theory is real. Amazing market was able to accurately price NVDA to within .2% for earnings. /s |
| Move tomorrow PATH |
| How are my MU $750 calls looking boys? 🤑 |
| I mean their currency is in shambles they gotta do something |
| No way RKLB… |
| What is this shitty price action AH |
| looks like you won. |
| It's mostly rklb I think |
| That 550k NVDA bet was so so stupid I still can't get over it.\n\nFor everyone else dumb enough not to think this through, and in case anyone else is tempted to dump half a mil on NVDA ER: **IN A WORLD WHERE NVDA POPS 5%+ OVERNIGHT, YOU WILL MAKE MUCH MORE MONEY ON AN OTM 1DTE QQQ OR SPY CALL THAN AN NVDA CALL**\n\n \n\nAnd also, NVDA hasn't moved strongly positive post-ER in like 2 years. So it's extra stupid. |
| https://preview.redd.it/2dgptypr7d2h1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=768254690736fdffa44526a613a1c3c1f605eda5 |
| Bols, did you even say thank you once to Jensen? |
| Uppies |
| Both NVDA and AMD red after-hours.\n\nHow do I report this to the SEC??!? |
| Down a whole $3 in AH, sound the alarm. |
| What's the strategy in a nutshell? I doubt your going off of gut haha |
| Artificial earnings bump |
| Thanks! Was up a lot but got greedy, settled for a 50% gain.\n\nI think it’ll drop handsomely tomorrow though! |
| 100 missed calls from Theta, incoming call from IV |
| Nvidia one of the best conference call \nBravo\n\nThe call is not only abt NVDA. It’s abt the whole AI industry n transformation. Anyone interested in investing in NVDA or AI technology, it’s good to take lil time to listen to their call |
| Narrator: it moved sideways the whole week. |
| Look, as someone who worked at SpaceX back in the day and still has some stock left, I need y'all to pump this shit up until after the lock out period so I can retire early to a modest property in a rural area. |
| One more final pump tomorrow and then we crater |
| Man NVDA is a healthy business |
| Vera sounded vera bad for my calls |
| I fell asleep, anything happen? |
| Exactly, res, filter out anything trump and trump related, news and make profit |
| Jin Yang is my fav. Guy is hilarious |
| Being poor also has its benefits, for example you don't have to worry about choosing a lambo color |
| Expectations already priced in probably |
| Dude if you aren’t going to share what you did, WHY THE H E C K post it??????????? |
| Maybe they shouldn't move theit employees to bum fuck Texas lol |
| Also wondering |
| https://i.imgur.com/aAM7dtT.png |
| Priced in |
| Whos the real degen here eh |
| Not even drug kingpins can match this level of margin. |
| How long before CBRS trounces NVDA in market cap? |
| Lock in retards |
| I let AI do my taxes, Intuit will be obsolete in 2 years |
| my options account is so down that little ceasers is the only pizza option left. |
| wen V |
| now we bleed until october |
| Lol nearly every time... Nvidi-GUH |
| https://preview.redd.it/z4topycl7d2h1.png?width=750&format=png&auto=webp&s=d323499961761df3c3f8c376ddc476112abb50a1\n\n |
| no iv crushed. |
| So far, LMAO |
| they literally could and domt so yeah deserved |
| Where were you the day Nvidia died |
| I had a question |
| Chine market opens tonight, tesla 225 by open tomorrow morning |
| How can I be one of those analysts asking questions? |
| Dude is sweating rn |
| Earnings beat but classic volatility |
| This time, I didn't forget the gravy. |
| My takeaway from that call we fucked tomorrow |
| De pump who do u think is building those data centers that know everything about us |
| At this point if the IPO takes off and maintains I have to assume the whole game is rigged.\n\nNo credible investor looks at this and goes, "bet" |
| maybe next time they should miss earnings on purpose and see if that pumps the stock |
| Fahhhh we open at 730 tmrw lmfao |
| My average is even higher 💀 |
| Sounds like a deli sandwich. |
| I bled 1k since close :/ |
| Have you considered rolling the time window out? Also you have more than enough money to swing trade deep ITM options or even LEAPS. Deep ITM options with a longer time horizon still offer significant leverage over pure stock with the added bonus of having a very low probability of going to zero. You’re 17 15% moves away from 10xing. I also enjoy my 0DTEs but they can burn you just as fast as they can build you up |
| Gamestore, 8 gazillion shares outstanding |
| the "your calls are fucked you may now disconnect" was unnecessary |
| Call an Ambulance but not for Bull. |
| Nah…he’s going to lie and say he sold just before close for profit. |
| u/veryveryuniquename5 left me at sfo 😢 |
| bers are so dumb |
| It is insane that margins are still 75% despite memory price increase |
| You honestly think anyone here is buying shares so they can have "power"? Lol |
| That buyback was a last ditch effort to keep the stock from going under |
| Congratulations |
| And laid off almost 20% of the entire company this morning |
| Signing tiddies > nice asses? Sigh 😞 |
| Bro, do the math. NVDA at $8T has to do like a trillion dollars a year in revenue. And GPUs are only half the data center cost. How is the mag7 going to afford to spend $2T a year just on capex for the next decade? |
| Bro stock piled memory like 5 years ago he doesn't care about current memory prices if memory was worth it he would have already bought a memory company |
| My wife loves her LULU and yes gives great sloppy. Stop peeking through our window creep. |
| Ya. You paid them a few hundred dollars last month. Probably didn't even know .. |
| But what about the bubble bro!! /s |
| i identify as 3 layer nachos |
| Beat and raise but still \n\nNvidia fades away\n\nSuch is earnings day |
| Now you are a long term investor of INTU |
| He forgot to say: "Pamp it!" |
| Schizo day traders and algos actually sold with these numbers lmao |
| This thread is going to be hilarious to go back and read 10 years from now. Just the dumbest collection of people possible in one thread. \n\nThe R&D + infrastructure buildout needed for SpaceX to actually build data centers in space is enormous. No shit they’re not going to be wildly profitable right now. You’re buying the company for its projected cash flows in the future. Love him or hate him, Elon has a pretty good track record with the companies he’s built |
| vera sounds like verga |
| Vera rubin sounds like a bitch i wouldnt fuck.. i dont like it |
| I wouldn't be that shocked if negotiations actually go somewhere this time tbh |
| Why is no one talking about Apple?\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/9pa2f4ua7d2h1.png?width=1178&format=png&auto=webp&s=6924b3064100625dede0e56fd3409a40788d49e8 |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/AgitatedJump8459 made a bet that SPY would go to 800.0 within **1 week** when it was 742.818 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 0 wins and 1 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) | [Post Verified Trades](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1pp3o5t/verified_trader/) |
| NVDA. No mention on AI affordability- which is how u add China, Asia and India - too much focus on technology vs economics of scale |
| When you know there is a dilution and you know they are going to manipulate the shit out of it because nobody calculates the dilution lol |
| You seem to have some experience with this... |
| REMX as an etf contains a lot of chinese rare earf stocks |
| beets? |
| Wow, the market did not like this buyback plan. Why tho? |
| Literally |
| NVDA calls and puts both wrecked tomorrow. |