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| I think Trump's solution to an Oil driven recession is another round of Stimulus which would genuinely be hilarious when we get the hyperinflation associated with it. |
| Oh my mistake it happened again ✨ |
| WHY TF IS SPY UP 2% I HATE THIS MARKET |
| This market doesn't make sense. Oil 1.6% but stock are up too! Waiting for the dump now! |
| Trust me on this guy's. Wait to buy calls. Tomorrow and Thursday I ran is going to blow up all the data centers belonging to Apple and Microsoft and Amazon and others. Once all the data centers are blown up then buy calls because it's going to pump from there. |
| Just get it over with and put the fucking boots on the fucking ground already |
| Bear market for ants |
| You belong here |
| Happy that I have restraint not to fomo buy. Nothing has materially changed. |
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| Pass bags to retail kinda day.\n\nAbsolutely 0 volume to justify this pump. Plunge protection team working overtime. |
| That's kind of the point though. They're supposedly made from more sustainable materials, so it would make sense that they break down/degrade more easily over time. |
| Too early |
| It's going to reach ceiling soon\n\nThen it's going to trickle down\n\nThen trickle down some more\n\n |
| That’s just what happens when a bull meets a bear. |
| You belong here |
| How do I buy calls on the company running the tolls on the Strait of Hormuz? |
| Truman: "The Buck stops here" \n\nJFK: "And so, my fellow Americans: ask not what your country can do for you. Ask what you can do for your country." \n\n🥭: “Go get your oil” |
| Definitely doesn't look weak and pathetic with smol pp |
| Feels like a violent ramp up is brewing. Plus it's the last trading day of the month |
| Diamond hands wins today, but what about tomorrow? |
| This April fools joke was released to early. |
| Should have sold NCLH at $29 |
| 5head intel. |
| I think some of yall put holders ought to take profits. Everyone is too amped up in here. |
| ber has entered the bargaining stage |
| You’re supposed to say the opposite due to your flair |
| Why would it just magically go down |
| I hope he announces a Liberation Day War |
| Some country said they will start attacking tech companies tomorrow and we’re green. War not over |
| Old news 🫠 |
| [TLDR: markets fuked](https://www.reuters.com/business/wall-street-bets-us-corporate-earnings-will-withstand-surging-oil-prices-2026-03-26/) |
| Bulls mocking bears again, you know what that means. |
| If ASTS goes to 90s again, I will be very happy |
| 2:30 or 3 is when the dump hits guys |
| MMs don't load up on puts. They sell them. They make money off the spread, not market movements |
| I don’t understand oil still climbing but spy holding up. Wtf am I missing. |
| I need a copy lol |
| Lmao yeah interesting to see my puts are not printing but there is no definitive direction.. oil is still rising though |
| This is the top? |
| So oil go down now yes? |
| # REMEMBER THE GOOD OLD DAYS OF BIG EMOJIS ON MOBILE\n\n# WOULD'VE MADE BERS WORK THEIR THUMBS TODAY SCROLLING THROUGH COPIUM PEPES\n\n# BERS LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO |
| # BUYERS MOUNT UP |
| Hopefully, I’d like to become a full time day trader because I cannot stand working for someone else anymore. I believe it’s only up for me here on out.🙏 |
| See you guys at 645 in a bit |
| Cmon man |
| Distraction from Epstein files came with drastic consequences. |
| 🐻 will end up in mental asylum by close |
| Just a reminder that the market is designed to capture as much money as humanly possible. It doesn't care if you're a bear, bull, or dog |
| If it breaks 642 it will be interesting to see |
| Stocks gonna pump before they dump their liberation day buys from last year? |
| Sam altman is rug pulling micron already 😂 |
| DO IT |
| That time has passed. I would know |
| c'mon NVDA, it's ok to hit $172 |
| Interesting. Where are you seeing these rumors. I do have to say a ground invasion would not surprise me. I know last week I was thinking he might walk away, but this is feeling like a fake out. Just something in my gut is telling that. |
| Apparently they can |
| Yes keep up the pump im making my losses from qqq puts on calls |
| According to my Technical Anal Assist... There will be a green boner soon |
| Why are my oil stocks getting fd |
| Hopefully the bears sold yesterday and made lots of money. The ones that were greedy 🤷 |
| high oil prices doesn't turn off the buy button does it? so whats the problem here |
| Thursday is the day shit goes DOWN\n1. SPY consistently red on Thursdays. \n2.Liberation Day Anniversary |
| Everyone’s 401(k) get a contribution after hours today which is the only reason it’s pumped right now is for more exit liquidity tomorrow |
| Claude sourcecode got leaked lmao |
| lol dum bol |
| Hey guys, I made a bad bet. Can we go back down? |
| I'll lose half my port at expiration tomorrow before I get shaken out of these puts |
| SPY 700 end of April! |
| Thank you for your service 🫡 |
| Massive pump or drop here. No in between both sides have been screwed today |
| SPY is bouncing off TA, tomorrow or Thursday is the continuation of the dip likely |
| Iran will use stones for them, not missiles. |
| Nah.. the rest r jerking behind Wendy's dumpster |
| Maybe the rainbow arc is not good angled |
| Not believing this pump. Look at the daily volume on NVDA lmao, and somehow it can go up 3.5% on this. |
| Negotiation skills as real as Barron's bone spurs |
| they can't keep pumping it if some country is blowing up 2 tankers and jets every day |
| MMs desperately trying to bring this shit to max pain |
| Iran said they would hit a bunch of US tech companies in the gulf if the US enacts any aggression towards other Iran commanders. |
| How does the saying go...? Bulls have lambos bers have ulcers |
| Hey it's almost April! Remember last April? I member |
| As of *now*, the US's only plausible war crime (aside from the school which I've discussed elsewhere), is attacking Iran's power infrastructure. Though, this is more nuanced than attacking administrative space because the IRGC holds significant power over the infrastructure grid in Iran, including the power grid and water resources. |
| BREAKING: suck my balls lol |
| My question is how will the embargo effect their production capabilities? |
| You should be visiting Vegas that they need you most |
| Just bought puts I’m about to pump this |
| Fake pump this fake pump that. Some fucking bs |
| 🤡 |
| Guys I think we’ve seen this before |
| because I was banned for calling jewish people names |
| This thing is edging bad |
| I accidentally sold covered calls for next week Friday instead of this week Thurs. Fk me, it's prob going to exercise |
| it would be diabolical if 🥭 ground invaded Iran, 1 Hour before markets close. |
| avoid, get a g/f you eally like, at least put an effort to getting one. Don't lose a sense of self worth spending money on chicks and getting nothing in return. |
| punps sold, dips bought, fuck you theta |
| bro did you just start trading yesterday? this is a reference to the orange monday pump fake tweet that shot markets up 10%+ in one day not even a year ago. |
| Literally no one cares about oil or silver or whatever dumb shit some retards wanna peddle |
| At least you’re thinking in terms of what is too obvious, making you less regarded than most |
| It's not coming today. Save your money. Probably next week if anything terrible happens over the long weekend |
| Maybe 634 0dte puts wasn't very cash money. |
| I can buy bitcoin etfs right now, wtf does this even mean? |
| Can we get 2%🫣🤌 |
| The new ones bought won't be insured like the first batch. \n\n\nUnless FEMA insured you. |
| Fake pump my fucking ass. |
| \+1 |
| Bers got too confident |
| Sir, this is a casino. |
| When is JPMorgan a tech or defense company? |
| Turns out Terrorists aren’t known for rational decision making |
| You sure Trump threatened to blow up a desalination plant |
| https://preview.redd.it/flkowp3upesg1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6c14bf0e9b9093444a72540403ddd8d096c3da06\n\nThis was my biggest hitter from today, sorry I forgot to add the options screenshots before posting and I don’t know how to edit them in |
| Better buy your spy calls before it's 700 very soon. |
| Spy 638 eod |
| Manipulations are real today. |
| # DAYS LIKE THESE ARE WHEN YOU WISH YOU HAD EMOJIS\n\n# WOULD'VE SPAMMED SO MANY:\n\n# shreks\n\n# copium pepes (for bers)\n\n# KEKW |
| Maybe everyone is buying with cash they made on puts yesterday? Cause idk wtf is happening now 😂 |
| Clippy doesn't care about your data clippy only wanted to help you. |
| Imagine getting to buy meta below 550 and choosing to short spy instead |
| Now you will really start making money. |
| cope |
| No, thanks. |
| You are betting on oil to increase 200-300%. I don’t care how much leverage you use, you won’t turn $100 into lambo. You could maybe 10x your money at best. Buying call options on a leveraged fund such as UCO would probably be your best bet. If the price steadily increases, the fund will increase its exposure each day and you’ll get compounded gains on top of the leverage from the call option. |
| How many of you with puts are slamming your vape every minute and watching SPY rip? |
| Anyone else always holding one lotto ticket call in case it’s actually the day when the market shoots up 10 percent? |
| I will settle for nothing less than a +5% day |
| Gotta keep the bols hopeful after all |
| quadruple top? i dunno don't listen to me |
| end of day dump i can feel MMs loading up on cheap poots |
| I’m on beer \#3. I believe in you. |
| Maybe youre just a realist |
| Yay, let’s scam some retirees with dementia! |
| My asshole is open anyone want to buy? |
| I went with puts on Applovin. This is exactly what is happening to me right now! |
| But hospitals are underground lairs for Hezbollah. Get real. |
| I have a bridge to sell you |
| Down 16% the past 3 months lmao it better pump |
| incoming -3% after market |
| Peak regard |
| Israel has been killing senior IRGC people every single day, so we might be able to buy tech stocks at a discount tomorrow 🙏🙏🙏 |
| $3k to make $10k at some point in 3 years |
| Why Kharg and why for so long? |
| Market manipulation isn’t clawing back 401ks fast enough, pivoting to pump and dump |
| I've locked in my plays and will let it ride. |
| Stop, I can only get so erect |
| bols anoos |
| I am not having fun |
| It will work out this time all in baby! |
| 🤔🤔🤔🤔 |
| Whenever this drop comes it’s gonna be fast. I’m talking 1-3% in a 5min span |
| I was being hyperbolic. But does that mean back above 48000 by EoY at least? |
| Shit may actually fall below $600 next week oh boy |
| # ANOTHER SHREK COCK TO SPITE THE BERS |
| Holy shit they are killing the bers. |
| brk-a 700,000-800,000 a share it is about price lol |
| Either QQQ or Crude have to break down here |
| 700 soon right |
| lmao bers mad oil and stonks up |
| Oil and spy going up at the same time… hmm |
| Not the actual recovery just a day or two to completely destroy retail and poor people's puts before they continue |
| Always was. |
| Maybe I’m not a bear. Maybe I’m just a doomer. |
| APRIL BOOLS day is tomorrow. |
| ha touché |
| 10 total karma, account created 27 days ago |
| That's bearish if even Persians value it low |
| The tech bros probably thought that too |
| but seriously why |
| \nMango dodging responsibility for the strait like it was the selective service draft |
| You gotta be fuggin kidding me dawg …. Smh. |
| that port is operated by India, probably explains the call between the two leaders which was moderated by musk |
| This is your fault |
| Bers so salty today lmao |
| What if the market isn’t perfectly efficient and it’s just perfectly regarded? |
| Rug rug rug! |
| Bers don’t want to pay attention to JPM collar lmfaoooooooooo |
| Competency porn 🤤 |
| 647 retest tomorrow |
| 🥭 realized they don’t do anything anymore so the only thing that will change anything is “leaks” to the wsj |
| There is no war it’s a military operation |
| Oh shit |
| Absolutely |
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| Finally I can pivot my 401k 100% into NFTs and Wingdings! |
| 🥭 realized they don’t do anything anymore so the only thing that will change anything is “leaks” to the wsj |
| BULL TRAP |
| ✨market manipulation ✨ |
| If you knew that then you know it happens everyday\n\nit's the same thing as observing "the line moves to the right" |
| dead cat do be bouncing |
| Soon papi. Not being able to push up is a bad thing in the current environment |
| drinking time |
| Definitely |
| Idk but, war is winding down, oil will follow |
| Was holding out for a 10 bagger. Could have taken 50 percent profit. But nobody ever got a 10 bagger by taking 50 percent |
| oil up, equities up, lmao. 1 of these is the imposter |
| Does it have to be though? The whole point of capitalism is survival of the fittest. If grampa Brody was dumb enough to yolo his retirement into fart coin then that's on him, maybe now he'll actually care about the solvency of social security |
| right after you buy |
| Another day of blatant gaslighting on the goyim charts while they frantically try to prop this trash and make backroom deals/extensions to delay the liquidiations that are set to happen. |
| Oil up spy up\nFeels like no matter what's happening the markets have to go up once in a while for absolutely no other reason than they have been edging too long |
| Not sure if I'm allowed to link this, but I have a more detailed analysis on the state of the oil markets written up [here](https://ary31415.substack.com/p/even-today-oil-remains-underpriced) |
| my guess is around 2 or 3 pm today |
| this is eery, man\n\nthe world is burning, oil is pumping, and Big Tech suddenly catches a bid\n\ncmon now |
| `spy will rip to 645 now |
| We're already hitting oil shock. Might as well remove the threat which is the iranian regime\n\nwithout the iranian regime nobody in their right minds starts hitting oil ships |
| just wondering... 1.5% on what? exhaustion? or did i miss some news? |
| Holy shit that’s bullish as fuck! |
| Almost at the one year anniversary of Liberation Day |
| Has anyone ever told you that you might be the next richest person in the world? |
| About to get that $643 rocket |
| Diisappointed this isn't about birdwatching. |
| Time to sell your puts, Panicans |
| Feels like we are gonna get a manipulation truth any minute now |
| 🥭 may pull the classic Afterhour war shenanigans. \n\nSo today might be one giant bull trap, to catch bols off-guard tomorrow or when market closes today. |
| [feel free to snatch up these dips](https://www.cnbc.com/2026/03/30/jim-cramer-this-sell-off-is-creating-buying-opportunities.html) |
| Someone boutta trip and topple the jenga face first |
| And then the raise the prices of fries to make up for it . |
| Bullshit I got dogpiled last night for saying I wanted to fuck a little person/dwarf baddie 😭 |
| I am watching the Martian and every single public servant is super competent and knows his shit.\nProbably a different universe this movie.... |
| > My price target for oil is still $150 in April, but it may not reach that number overnight.\n\nTotally with you. If 10% of supply vanishes, then markets MUST destroy 10% of demand, and the current pricing is nowhere near that.\n\nAlso, the split between physical spot prices and futures prices does not seem sustainable either. I'm holding May 17 calls for BNO right now. |
| If this does Rug it would be mad fucking funny |
| I mean, yes. As long as you know the difference between what you said and *wanting a crash* |
| No i did not say go to the moon. I said that is likely the near term bottom.. big difference |
| Dow making a lower high on that 6M chart 😁. Enjoy your day bols. |
| Would trump ever lie? about war? |
| Thats literally the point im making retard. |
| Honestly Iran targetting Palantir is kinda bullish for democracy |
| https://preview.redd.it/y9buirnopesg1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=420f77a57fd4b144cbca010faac26e646befd77a |
| We'll never know. Prices would probably be 10% - 20% higher right now with no relief. But it's an impossible question to answer. |
| SpiderKash |
| Their owners, executives, and “journalists” want this war so bad. The desperation is palpable. |
| We’re more likely to side with the iranians than that fat prick |
| Can you read? I said these are not even data centers. THEY ARE ADMINISTRATIVE OFFICES. |
| Think $645 by Thursday have any chance? |
| How should they react after their leadership got bombed? Imagine if that happened to the US would they have Restraint |
| Soon to be the ceiling |
| A new generation of bears dies so another can be born |
| resume drilling now |
| IRGC has puts on NVDA. Follow the money (missles) |
| No you only get that if you're part of the middle class. Which is like 10% of population these days. \n\n\nMost people have a choice of 5 funds with absurd expense ratios they're auto-enrolled in |
| Shit is about to drop off a cliff |
| “Hey look, actual war crimes” suggests that what we have witnessed thus far has not been war crimes but that this here is. An attack on US tech. Am I in the wrong thread? No. I’m not. |
| Yeah i thoight end of quarter might be like this, oil going up really makes me want to short the market hard. But the only thing that worries me is that its so obvious |
| $2 billion investment from NVDA and we back baby (everything is gonna go to shit on Thursday 😭) |
| first time learning how market makers move the price? |
| Fun fact, they do |
| Gemini being useful for once |
| Spyderman spyderman goes up and down like Spyder can. Buy a put it goes high. Buy a call, then you cry.\n\nLook out! Here comes the spyderman. |
| save us truth social \n\n# 🙏 |
| Because mango doesn't care about blatantly manipulating the market |
| America is the rich dude |
| Anyone else still holding calls that they should have probably exited hours ago? LOL |
| You dont rug the zuck |
| Well it's a good thing the Ayatollah Khamenei believed WMDs weren't to be used or stockpiled based on Islamic law.\n\nWhat's that? The US admin killed him? And now nuclear proliferation is looking tastier than ever for the next guy? Oops. |
| 640 was the ceiling. now it's the floor lmao |
| I meant ice king lol thanks |
| I see bids and asks being pushed up without any prints actually happening. \n\nTape is empty af. |
| Next time they gonna use the 401(k)s to invest in cocaine |
| No kinkshaming in WSB. What regards do with their time isn’t our concern. However, it is our duty to point hour how regarded they are when they do dumb shit with their money. |
| Just in time for the private equity market to collapse! good stuff! |
| Has the mad pedo done anything crazy yet today? |
| # bers: "why isn't the market behaving rationally \n\n# "why is it not going down on bad news"\n\n# "REEEEEEEEEEEEEE |
| IRGC says they will start targeting US companies on April 1. Do they have April Fools in Iran? |
| wen rug? |
| And you would know shitty ideas, I've seen your comment history |
| Love the photo they used on CNBC. "Why $4 aint that bad for gas" - shows photo of $6.55. |
| David Sachs trying to pump his cryptobro's bags |
| Female trap |
| Wonderful, now they can rug pull retirement accounts. |
| It’s okay bols need their relief rally. I get it. |
| Going down bigly tomorrow |
| We have a ton of Helium we are not capturing. It’s in most natural gas sources. |
| Nice stretch. You were the one making the argument that data centers are war crimes... Just saying the if data centers are war crimes, water and schools are "more war crime."\n\nAs far as what the irgc is saying... Have you heard what the US admin has been saying, both Trump and Hegseth? They are saying they're saying their tactic is to strike civilian infra. I'm not defending Iran but I'm also not giving the US and Israel a pass. Heck, not too long ago Iranian pharmacy co. was hit and the US also shot down a plane that was carrying medical supplies from India. This war is dirty af... Should never have started. |
| Hold the line on the puts. It’ll come back down |
| Oh - I get it! Just like with the SpaceX IPO, they're going to use our retirement funds for their exit liquidity - great! |
| They don’t have their own AI. Gutted gaming. Flip flopping on windows. Is heavily margined against Open AI without any assets to bail them out. MSFT goes tits up hard if AI pops |
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| i might short it again 643 |
| I’ve been assuming the constant mention of Kharg is to “catch the Iranians off guard” when the us hits another island, the only evidence to the contrary is that 🥭 has been focused on Kharg for 3 decades |
| Puts will hit tomorrow |
| When Iran threatened American tech companies, I thought they meant cyber attacks, not drone strikes lmao. |
| Thank you, I’d be happy with making enough to comfortably support myself. I’m only 3500 net profit from digging myself in a deep hole off CVNA options, lesson learned |
| Down |
| "Shitcoin is above 50,000!" - Bondi, probably |
| 20 - 30 years into the future, I see a lot of old Millennials and GenZ with wiped out 401k retirement accounts. |
| how cheap were contracts you bought? and how much did they increase in value before you sold? |
| Bull trap? Or trap door? Or tippy tap? |
| Oil still strong, indexes up.\n\nMarket manipulation on end of quarter day also strong. |
| Think we see sour hour. Dk how I feel if my limit order for calls happens |
| BAN |
| Americans love to just wake up in the morning and brush their teeth with some rich dude’s dick lol\n\n😬🪥 \n |
| Got a month long USO puts because they are dirt cheap \n\nProbably will lose all value but was worth a shot |
| The end is near… |
| Anybody wanna kiss in exchange for puts? |
| For now |
| Come VIX get your shit together and get the fuck back up off the mat |
| LFGGGG |
| I don't really care, do u? |
| nah, trump is packing up, ok, uk and france take over lol |
| Every time we give Wall Street the wheel they run the car off the bridge. Every single time for a dozen generations |
| Where were you at the end of the great WWIII crash? |
| He's a crazy old man who has lived in gilded luxury his entire life. I bet he's never even driven a car never mind bought gas.\n\n\nAll this stuff is just words and numbers on a TV screen to him. Someone is still going to serve him breakfast on a silver service every morning no matter how bad things get. |
| Theta is eating my balls |
| Tax payer funded lip filler |
| Is Hood dead money at this point? |
| Indeed. They can just suck it out of their storage tanks with a straw at night, like the worms in Spongebob. It's easy stuff really.\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/ogfax048pesg1.png?width=259&format=png&auto=webp&s=a4f80750f5eee770f7ac75423532fd764b9e457d |
| Yeah but not for a while, I'm not entering this position until late Q1 2027 but wouldn't be a bad idea to start accumulating now though if thinking long-term. |
| there are also rumours of US ground invasion of Iran not via Kharg island but Chabahar Gulf |
| why are we pumping again |
| Bridgerton is calling |
| why |
| Wait, is it not common to be able to open a brokerage account inside the 401k? I have full control and can buy most products offered by Fidelity. |
| 4% tomorrow. Puts at close |
| Then say that fucktard. You implied that the civilian lives in the middle east are somehow less important. |
| If anyone can buy into private equity, would that not make it public? |
| I'm just a regard. I try to predict but ONLY for psychological reasons. My actual strategy is rules based, but I used to day trade as a very expensive hobby, and I like to anticipate what's going to happen if at all possible. |
| Up |
| How ts was volatile asf |
| eh, half the bears here are loaded up on oil and are fine |
| Well good job today bulls |
| Honestly I don't keep up super tightly with the internal goings-on of the company, I just sign in and go to my employer's equipment. They are still actively building more fabs and plan to fully complete the facility from what I understand. From a quick google search, it did look like Trump cancelled something related to TSMC's operations in other countries, but nothing that has affected my work in an appreciable way. |
| Is this an attempt to pump before the boots on the ground announcement |
| Have you even said thank you once |
| i think this also depends on the employer. smaller companies will probably offer this garbage primarily while the bigger employers retain the better funds |
| So only friends and family can pork Sydney Sweeney |
| Which way? Down or up? |
| Unpopular opinion around here, but my eyes and ears show that I get hired easily, often get asked if I have friends looking for work, and everywhere I look, someone’s hiring for something. |
| But Trump is a genius, he said so on TV |
| IRGC selling calls before they rug pull you |
| Unironically Kanye should buy it and start making Yeezys again |
| Always is |
| Then it went away |
| He did not tweet that |
| Agreed. Its GLP-1s vs the 70% obesity/overweight population |
| It feels like the last life boat is filling up right nos |
| anyone bought and sold all the twists? if you pull that straight, it is longer than the whole day added together, even though net is zero, lol |
| https://preview.redd.it/7gx0g5e3pesg1.png?width=400&format=png&auto=webp&s=da61daafd55bd33c14c8f05f5c60f77afe2191ff\n\n |
| So what is so Epic on this fury operation? What iran is doing certainly is epic. |
| Micron dip! Get it while you still can! |
| Wars over son. |
| This pump won’t quit. Gonna hit new daily highs |
| What are these funds so I don’t buy them |
| oversold |
| Cryptocurrency was created to fund war, crime, corruption, and to convince retards not to put their money in the stock market where actual money can be made. |
| Withdrawing all my gains tomorrow to pay off my house and car. Fuck yeah. |
| I flushem they go down the drain quick, two words you never hear Wayne quit |
| We’re overly good thanks |
| My short term calls got burned last week, but I was able to buy META shares at $530 yesterday. I’m okay with this tradeoff I guess. |
| We asked for someone to rip the band aid off....I guess that's one way to do it |
| Go out there and get ur own oil UK 😂 |
| What about the work from Iran mandates? |
| BREAKING- Walter Bloomberg: Trump issues 90 day pause for all global tariffs except China |
| Oil up, gold up, bonds flat, equities zoomin. Somethings fucky. |
| ELI5: Why is this bad? No one’s forcing you to choose to include alternate assets in your plan right? |
| revenge trade for sure dude |
| calls on AI |
| # bers big mad\n\n# definitely needed to average down on those puts today |
| Today’s been fun. |
| Bull may have won the day, but the green candles after the first haven't been worth much. |
| I trust this guy 👍 |
| I’m convinced bots are in here trying g to get people to buy. Keep it up bots we need to see highs of day so I sell my position |
| Theta reamed out my ass for a 12 percent loss today. See ya tomorrow cunts |
| “Gemini, do terrorism. Do not make mistake “ |
| It was already priced in |
| spy stuck in vwap |
| Team Ice King on fortnite!! |
| That’s the million dollar question |
| That suggests that Mango is going to treat this war like Tiffany and just straight-up bail. |
| Nice, with returns like this, you'll be richer than Elon Musk before Halloweeen |
| You mean to tell me the rest of you are basement dwellers voluntarily? |
| Lmao. Rim, mericans |
| Puts now |
| Lmao chatgpt has ads now. |
| My mindset is press on and keep training. Skills can be acquired right? |
| but i keep adding more each paycheck so im pretending i lost all wages and savings for the next 1 year |
| With all these photo posters I could have sworn this was North Korea. |
| Oil being this green and market being +1.5% is kind of insane TBH. |
| That actually has a much higher success rate than investing in poop coin |
| Is this like the perfect time to sell? I am so confused wtf is going on, but everything seems kinda fucked |
| Wendy’s Careers Page Link: [Here](https://youtu.be/nxyiccilVKM?si=hKlacM9jAE6B6z43) |
| They don’t have enough of the Rubes’ money? They need more? It’s almost like constant growth is not sustainable. |
| Sounds like the same pitch Palantir used |
| Yup |
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| Na na na na. Na na na na. Say hey hey, good bye |
| imagine full porting your 401k into crympto\n\n# 🥴 |
| Jenson is the new Tom Lee to save the market. |
| Thank you 🥹 |
| more efficient machines, more people will want to use them, more demand. Paradoxical |
| Did I miss the good news |
| Trumptarded |
| Not all or even most bulls fwiw. Most bulls recognize this is ridiculous |
| SPY busted below the 200dma, dumped past the bottom of the bollinger band, punched below the low part of the RSI, we were due for a bounce, maybe even banging it's head on the 200dma before we continue operation drill baby drill |
| Pump before the dump |
| What's your strike? |
| Funniest part was that Creed was telling the truth |
| RH delayed options holding is giving me a heart attack. I sold these earlier. |
| Feeling cute, might humiliate my allies, tell them to gain "delayed courage" and deal with my utter disaster |
| Very affordable |
| Already up bigly on MU puts sold before random pump |
| You mean employers, like most people's 401ks are managed by their employers |
| https://preview.redd.it/1u7shrzroesg1.jpeg?width=225&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=09df57937b72671beff0049233a23fb3051a6d64 |
| 🎶🎵 A LITTLE LESS TALK - IF YA PLEASE\n\nA LOT MORE ACTION IS A WHAT I NEED \n\nLETS GET ON DOWN TO THE MAIN ATTRACTION 🎵 |
| It’s your money. You should be able to invest in any asset. Bitcoin may or may not be a good investment but the decision is yours. |
| Why oh why |
| Oil up is good now? |
| bear rally, dead cat, or temporary bottom. |
| so you can't read, sad |
| I’m saying a war crime is a war crime, dipshit. |
| congratulations to dip buyer yesterday. it is only going up from today |
| I am a ber and bers are fked. |
| Spy and oil pointing at each other like the spider man meme right now \n\nBoth going for daily highs is crazy comical |
| You have a lot of time. Just pretend you already lost the $14,000. |
| People are sympathetic to 🥭 ? Fuck those putos. Guys is an idiot, and surrounded himself with idiot Yes Men. |
| Last time spy was at this price I was only down 2k now I’m down 5k fml |
| What's the good news |
| Finally these regarded bears are going to cry again for weeks about the market being manipulated and the bulls that bought the dip are going to get filthy richt.\n\n\nHistory shows that it has always been this way and this time won't be different. |
| Same. Really don't know what to do. Don't revenge trade though, most of the upside move is probably done for the day. Just gotta wait for a setup to develop. |
| BER REALLY THOT |
| Atp, just buy puts on SPY dated in 2028 and wait for the collapse |
| MU bers got 440s to 310s in 6 trading sessions! Impressive bravo. Wen covering? |
| shits pumping uncontrollably |
| Youll have a better time playing and losing on options |
| buying puts |
| How much are you down on your calls currently |
| That’s because coreweave, oracle and nebius are running on borrowed time lol |
| Tankers camo in a blue ocean yeah they'll have a tough time seeing that. Ever thought about suggesting that to tRump. I'm sure he'll jump on that right away |
| If it wasnt for rubrik I would have thought that it's my account. I also use nordnet |
| This is the slowest downtrend ever. We’re only down $1 over the past 2 hours |
| The only thing that matters in this market is that Brent Crude is up 5% which signals the War will continue. |
| lol are you claiming that the IRGC cares about children? Anyone want to tell him? |
| # bers downvoting in force as their puts creep closer to 0 |
| Time to buy a house |
| ngl I feel like we might see a power hour today. Just got a weird tingle |
| Incoming 🥭 tweet for next leg up |
| thank you, this helped |
| No but it’s gonna be society’s problem when Billy Bob Useless full ports into coins and bankrupts his future. Welfare even if he’s a Walmart greeter into his 90’s. |
| Brent is a cent away from $119 lmfao |
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| waiting for Walter Bloomberg to tweet about a ceasefire that hasn't actually happened yet |
| CLOSE OUT YOUR 640P EVERYONE PLEASE FUCK |
| Ive been doing small allcash scalps all day |
| He’a given up on keep gas prices low, now it will just be about being able to brag about how much money they’re bringing in with WTI at such high prices. |
| Classic VIX suppression day. Bloodbath resumes tomorrow |
| They are a premium brand. It's like saying apple won't last because they sell 100 cases when there are generics that sell for 10.\n\nThe problem isn't that their accessories are too expensive. The problem is that their bikes are not friendly for most people. I play sports, run, and bike(casually). I could not for the life of me get used to their bikes. Super uncomfortable and honestly after a few months it got boring. Felt like a chore. \n\nRather just hop on my road bike and take it for a spin outside for 30 minutes than stare at a screen and bike on their uncomfortable machine. Every single person I know had that same problem. Great for people who are hardcore bikers but for casuals(who make up the largest part of the market) it was not the right choice.\n\nI have a cheaper 200 stationary that I would rather use and it won't cost 50 per month if I don't use it for a while. \n\nMost people that bought their bikes were not regular bike riders and eventually just gave up on them because it wasn't made for them. It blew up because of Covid and people losing their minds indoors. |
| Just as private equity is freezing withdrawals- perfect timing to bail them out using 401k money |
| Let's not just make them dumber by cutting back on education but let's accelerate making them poorer. Brilliant plan. Although didn't he and his family just invest in crypto firms and now selling their own coins? No conflict of interest here, right 🤔 |
| Their future earnings/cash flow will not be too high or sustained since Google require less memory chips. |
| Are you looking via Google? It keeps changing how it reports the number; for like three day phases it's either one level or like $10 higher. |
| Bers so sad smh lmfaoooo |
| So based off all this dumb news, as well potentially worse outcomes than from prior to the war, we go up to piss off bears, only to probably fall 2-3% over the next two days. |
| lol |
| I mean really what’s more likely? That this is an option that employers can offer their employees or that this is going to become the only option out there and from here on out index funds are over. |
| Oil is up. Yields are up. Somehow SPX is also up. |
| Being frustrated and annoyed that the market isn’t more down on clearly terrible news and is displaying a ridiculous amount of irrational behavior is not the same as wanting the market to crash, and I feel like some of the more 🥭 sympathetic users here like to conflate the two. I’m sure some users want stove touching for the sake of it but this is more like being frustrated someone furiously denys their hand hurts when they’re touching a hot stove |
| FLYYY NVDAAA FLYYYYY 185 EOW |
| The gov wants you to lose everything so they can erase more USD in circulation lol. |
| That is way too optimistic. An extraordinarily fast timeline. \n\nPlant turnarounds can take anywhere from several weeks to several months, and that's if the equipment wasn't damaged from missile attacks. \n\nEven if Iran agreed to fully open the Strait *today,* we're looking at summer before even theoretically getting the oil wells in the gulf back online and producing that 20% of what the world normally consumes. \n\nBut then there's the added demand from building back up the reserves, or workd governments delay that, a risk in itself, in favor of maintaining a steadier price point. \n\nBut there are other problems. Fertilizers are missing and the planting season doesn't wait for wars to settle down. That's going to cause food shortages. How do we solve for shortages? Increased emergency shipping paid for by higher prices and additional energy use! \n\nThat shit ain't correcting by January. |
| Everything is worth trying once. Go in with a hard budget. |
| I don’t have any dry powder. But I still need to max my Roth for the year lol |
| End of month stuff. The drilling resumes tomorrow |
| Well….dont just look at it. Eat it 🤨 |
| Every day nothing terrible happens is positive. End of world... priced in |
| Would be super cool if MU didn't have a 10th straight red day |
| I work for a PE firm owned company and I would t trust those guys to make me a ham sandwich, let alone get me a good ROI |
| market became so broken that crude oil and spy moving together, wallahi thetafuk |
| Bers so stuck on shorting , missing all the tech dips |
| More NVDA GPUs to purchase to replace the ones blown up |
| For sure if its a good one |
| Fart of the Eel |
| Why are we pumping again |
| Silly bears (I'm bear) |
| “Yes, you’re right. You owe taxes. Do you want me to recalculate your tax return?” |
| Not if AI is more expensive than workers because of computer costs |
| My first thought wouldn't be to attack google |
| The pump is totally artificial. I hope you're not stupid enough to buy |
| # yes bers, market always acts rationally. \n\n# when bad news appears -> market goes down. when good news appears -> market goes up.\n\n# yes, that's how it's been since the inception of the stock market\n\n# BERS LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO |
| 🔭… looks good from here. |
| It’s not going to happen. |
| Starting to think mango wants $200/barrel oil on purpose. |
| Grocery is kind of an old fashioned term, isn't it? |
| I'm not saying this ISN'T the dumbest war ever started, BUT don't forget how powerful the 1 month temp ceasefire pump will be later this week. |
| How's that guy doing with his AMC calls? |
| ATH by close |
| Anyone know how to get a Chapstick tube unstuck from your butt? |
| He’s not wrong. |
| Nah, respect women |
| what war? |
| soon^(TM) |
| can i invest in these boots i keep hearing about? |
| Hey guess who uses water? The military. Cotton for underwear? Let's attack hanes. Tobacco for smokes? Fuck you camel. We can go on and on if you would like. \n\nAs tragic as the school atrocity was, it was one false target in a collection of over 11k missiles that have hit military targets. I think it's fair to say that the US was not intentionally targeting a children's school.\n\nThe IRGC is literally telling us their tactic is to strike civilian infrastructure. It's admin space for fucks sake. This is not where data center equipment is stored. |
| Probably behind Wendy's |
| 🐻 swept away by this tsunami |
| yes, good time for tech refresh when war is over |
| Faith in the US and a massive portion of US semiconductor manufacturing |
| Lower highs higher lows |
| How to lose your retirement funds in a Ponzi. |
| So you are on the side of the billionaires and millionaires who make sure only they can invest in companies at the ground floor and get the 10,000x returns? |
| Anything is possible |
| so is this priced in or what? |
| Confused France with Spain? It is mango after all. |
| War is over, he will declare victory and pull out within a few days.\n\nLoading up on calls. |
| You said there were 2 options, but you listed 3. Spotted today's biggest regard!!! |
| I got a handful of early 2000 Nikes that are holding up, the more recent ones. The soles might be made of jello the way they wear out so quick…. |
| if youre ghey and you know it clap your painis |
| But my Iran quant told me to short the pump |
| I already did. Month end quarter end flows lead to lots of forced buying on the indices. That's why I sold my puts at close yesterday and bought calls. And today I will sell the the calls at close and start scaling inot puts again |
| Seems like a shitty idea |
| Puts are for fun, inflation is permanent |
| Zoom out\n\nIt's never a straight line down |
| true, can’t forget GTA6 too |
| Don't normally trade 0dtes but thinking of buying 10 SPY 650 puts for $8.5k. Make $1k for each dollar SPY goes down from here (or lose $1k for each dollar up. Literally can't go tits up? |
| Reguardium Leviiosa |
| Is the war over? |
| diaper change for media or tRump |
| with crude oil being over 100$+ ... the next inflation data is going to get real ugly lol. This small pump is just to get your asses ready. |
| Bers loss porn coming |
| Yeah you dont buy SPY puts at open it wont dump instantly wait lol |
| It's like those automatic doors at grocery stores! |
| American supremacy dying right before our eyes |
| No. complete waste of money.\n\nbasically soft OF, but in-person. |
| Sell your puts. It'll dump immediately after. |
| It was really good actually. Book was of course better, but they did a really good job. Not 10k in options good but still good. |
| are you a US soldier? |
| Not really, just hit the gym, obtain social skills, go to trade school, earn money, attract women. |
| French official : France has not closed its airspace to US military\n\nNow I'm even more confused what happened |
| I did pick up a few. |
| WOOOO I HATE THE 40 YEARS OF MY LABOR TO BE WORTH NOTHING WOOOO |
| Begone, shill. |
| 🥭 was talking about blowing up water desalination plants yesterday. What would you do in that situation? |
| Wen winter king arriving |
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| Until approximately 3:45pm |
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| You are restarted, when data centers hit.. they will buy new ram which will drive prices higher. BULLISH |
| I want to specifically avoid both of these so |
| bulls refuse to accept reality |
| The ole "inside handjob" never fails. |
| Yeah then it will hit a triple top and you’ll be all like “oil just hit triple top… look out below!” 👀 |
| Better money to gamble on, try $TLRY puts |
| Yeah well look at my butthole |
| "When we leave the strait will automatically open" - 🤡 |
| I’m off work today so maybe I just will |
| Gotta keep saying this; today is end of Q1. Auto-buying in 401ks and other funds is happening. They pick up what they were set to buy. It adds capital to the market in all the usual places, ignoring the reality because longterm says so and so equities are just smart to hold. It's auto trading, and some hopium. |
| Man this is boring |
| Not this Friday |
| I don't think it's all about being bullish - I think it's also about being the last day of the month and last day of the quarter for portfolio rebalancing for financial institutions. They'll typically take this time to either sell off if the market's been up a bunch, or buy up if the market's been down a bunch. |
| If this is true, why didn't the investors sue? |
| This is what I’m going to do |
| bull cope |
| bro held at 637 and didn’t sell |
| “Sir, the market has depleted its hopium reserves and is now running on pure regardium” |
| Explain yourself then, punk ass Jabroni. |
| They've been doing that for a while |
| can someone plz explain how oil and the nasdaq are both in the green today |
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| I never been to a strip club. Is it worth going or nah? |
| Two girls drinking from one cup |
| switching to hopium |
| oil mewn. how long can spy stay in denial |
| 🥱 |
| Yesterday morning it happened too. Didn't last tho. Seems to be lasting so far today |
| I'm just looking for a pop to 8.50. they release revised financials tonight. It's a gamble 😂 |
| all of you saying MU is ded. Hilarious........ look at their cashflow. |
| Theta eating 🤑 |
| Probably exit liquidity, this shit makes no sense at all. Manipulated to the tits |
| But will it dump? I feel like "soon" is not much to go on... |
| I sold 646 calls, so it’s most likely striking through there, just FYI |
| Sell. |
| Iran threatening tech companies in the Gulf. |
| hey I’m from the future\n\nyesterday was the bottom |
| That seems to be the trend with this administration |
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| DO YOU SMELLELELELELEL… WHAT THETA… IS COOKING? |
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| Oil and spy moving together 😳😳 |
| People need to wake up, there are two options here, things go well and stocks boom, things go poorly and stocks boom because of inflation, and things go terribly and stocks boom because the USD is no longer the most important currency in the world. |
| Bears…tired of the pompous gloating constantly. |
| projected price on next gen is $1k. Current gen is going to be around for awhile |
| My poots are for 641 so that is where we close today lol |
| To late. I already pissed in your pool.. |
| MU rising in anticipation of data centers needing their shit replaced lol |
| I have puts fgt |
| https://preview.redd.it/7bos2fjtnesg1.png?width=557&format=png&auto=webp&s=9d3b0826a938be062c5ff89ecb9658f35b4ad4f9\n\nYou sure you want to defend private equity? |
| Do NOT revenge trade. Walk away, return tomorrow. The market will still be here. |
| > Nike spent the last decade alienating stores that sell their products so that they could sell direct to consumer.\n\nTrue, but Nike also heavily relies on the small, mom-n-pop neighborhood retailers for market research, getting info on what's hot in the streets. Yeah, at the end of the day, Nike doesn't need them to sell their products, but they need them for intel on what people are wearing. |
| Sure thing little buddy.\n\nNorth American oil and nat gas companies.\n\nLockheed Martin and other military industry.\n\nWanna inverse me? |
| first day WTI and Dow, Nasdaq and S&P move in the same direction in a month or so? |
| Bought OTM calls for 26 cents yesterday. They were like 68 cents at 7am and quickly shipped themselves off to shitsville 30 mins later |
| two hoes on one fkn pole |
| oil hits 105 and it will be the doubletop, then fall to 100 |
| It'll be a disaster, but it would take years to show up. |
| The market can remain irrational longer than… |
| Retaliating against civilian companies is pretty unstable, idk though |
| I just went from being down $10k to being up in 12 minutes on SPX Jesus\n\nThis shit makes you question everything LMAO |
| Less AI slop |
| Would have thought the slow steady grind down would have started by now. Shows what I know |
| i think it would be really cool if qqq dropped like 20 points dont you guys? |
| There are so many SaaS products that can be just straight replaced with AI… Like 3 years a company that transcribed audio from meetings into meeting notes could be potentially profitable, and there was dozens of companies doing it different ways.\n\nNow every single one is using AI, and once the LLMs become good enough, there really isn’t a point to use an intermediary SaaS provider, just integrate your meeting vendor into the LLM directly.\n\nThe same can be said for thousands of product types. We’re still probably years/a decade away but at the rate of model improvements, it seems like an eventuality.\n\nBasically we’ll be at the “every restaurant is a Taco Bell” from demolition man, but with AI. |
| oil about to break premarket high... |
| You got a peloton for 50 bucks? It's worth more than that in just parts. \n\nI haven't seen any in my area lower than 500 but I guess locale does matter for these things. |
| 3 pairs in 2017-2018 era living in SF. 3 holes in big toes within months of purchase. Fly free allbirds |
| I finally won today after losing $5K last week that’s why |
| I should be able to link it to my chip stack at the bellagio |
| Shoo bears! |
| USO moon! LFG! |
| we're due for a bounce + quarterly rebalancing happening |
| month end rebalancing shenanigans nothing to see here regular programming will resume tomorrow |
| Ahh yes, a throwback to day one of the war when all of the regards of the great Reddit hellscape said, “well Iran was priced in, what do we buy next.” Tis do we all aspire to be such regards. |
| Complacency kills |
| Oh Dingle Oh Dingle Oh Dingle |
| Haven’t we had an irrational pump on Monday and Tuesday like 4 weeks in a row now ? Which then fades into a new low by Friday? |
| Guess what oil price is based on? Global market price, baby! |
| Locked in basement |
| join the club |
| If you would pull up your charts turn your time to 30 mins Tesla chart and see current and last candle you will see twin towers with one going down after a hit |
| We trained the algos wrong. As a joke. |
| It must go sideways, thats how time works. Up or down is a decision. |
| No exit liquidity and no urgent need for cash (yet) |
| algos need to be patched for anti mango narcicistic gaslighting protocols |
| > Nike spent the last decade alienating stores that sell their products so that they could sell direct to consumer.\n\nTrue, but Nike also heavily relies on the small, mom-n-pop neighborhood retailers for market research, getting info on what's hot in the streets. Yeah, at the end of the day, Nike doesn't need them to sell their products, but they need them for intel on what people are wearing. |
| Me too buddy |
| ber can only dream |
| Never say never |
| Just buy calls set a sell limit and chill today |
| RDDT absolutely MOONING to +6%! Just another measly little +115% from here and we back to all time highs baby |
| Everything will be fine until the IRS decides to turn your life into a surprise episode of “audit roulette.”\n\nThey start flipping through decades of your tax returns like they just found a juicy novel, pausing dramatically at every questionable line item.\n\nSuddenly your lawnmower is your “dedicated business vehicle,” and your wife’s target runs are business expenses because Claude/ChatGPT thought so. |
| Clankers losing control |
| exit liquidity |
| Market wants to be green today so bad. LMAO 🤌 |
| SPY puts a week or two out might be worth exploring |
| My advice to you is to start drinking heavily. |
| >JP Morgan estimates that "each sustained 10% increase in oil prices could yield a 15 to 20 basis point hit to GDP" and that if oil prices stay around $110 per barrel for the rest of 2026, consensus EPS estimates could adjust lower by 2% to 5% or even more should oil prices move still higher.\n\nhttps://www.reuters.com/business/wall-street-bets-us-corporate-earnings-will-withstand-surging-oil-prices-2026-03-26\n\nand u are bullish? |
| 633? |
| MU calls bro good R:R here |
| Most 401k give you a list of like 7 "funds" you can put your money into. And I guarantee you all of them will be 2008 tier Russian nesting doll repackaged securities and crapto |
| Your mom |
| You draw this yourself every day? Or does it auto generate? |
| Sideways is a direction fam |
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| social media addiction lawsuits overblown, likely to be overturned in higher courts |
| This is better advice than most crypto gurus give |
| How much is his VIG? |
| 119 now, check oilprice |
| I have no idea what is going on. Crazy pump. Rebalancing I guess. |
| How the fuck is spy holding 1.5% today with oil, news of Iran attacking huge us tech companies, and the ongoing war. I’m actually confused how this is bullish in any way |
| When I see a bullish market walking up the chart I think two things. One part of me wants to load up on calls and talk it up and be real nice and sweet and treat the bulls right.’”.\n\n“What does the other part of him think?”\n\n“What the whole thing would look like crashing after mango manipulates it with a tweet.” |
| stunt on these hoes my man. |
| Just went to a local bar to have a beer and lost 8k. Fuck. Fucking beer cost me 8.01k |
| It’s a mental illness that I’m sure we’ll see documentary on in the coming decades |
| Ah yes, funnel more money into the scam. |
| Just one more huge win and we’re so back bro |
| Lost so much money today, not feeling great about it and wanting to jump back in to revenge trade but I know if I do I will lose more. What do I do |
| It’s hilariously obvious you haven’t spent 5 minutes considering yourself as the leader of Iran, and measure what your options are to make the US and Israel stop their war of aggression. \n\nThis is a war of survival. And the fact you recognize that, but don’t recognize why or how… \n\nCalling asymmetric strategic victory “toddler tantrum”, is dull… |
| I bought shares through Seedinvest in MMO developer. (I know that was NOT a great move.) \n \nThe money was ostensibly for marketing and tightening up code, leading into the release. \n\nThe release happened, without the promised marketing and the game was seriously unoptimized.\n\nThe primary owner of the company, sold off the IP to an employee of the company, for around a $1, left the company with no assets and just walked away. \n\nI personally wasn't expecting to become wealthy off the investment, it was a small amount of money, in the bigger picture. I expected the value to go down, maybe never return to my original investment. I would have been happy if, at a future point, I could have made a handful of dollars or even broke even on selling my stake. \n\nI never expected, stripping the company bare, selling off all assets for a handshake and a "McDonald's Medium Soda" of value, and then walking away, leaving a shell behind that was dissolved because the POS founder couldn't even bother to file yearly reporting. |
| Do your own research |
| What could go wrong?! |
| This is how you phrase it to demonstrate how highly regarded OP is |
| all those qualities equal death. If your state is known for bad drivers like Utah realize that you are the only thing swishy on the road so if you don't have the skills better off driving a car. |
| guy has found the money glitch |
| more object permenance than donald |
| New Balance has some good wide options. I love the 608s |
| No eyeran threat is going to change MM’s plan of closing this bitch at, or above, 645 so they don’t pay out JPM puts lmfaoooo |
| Kangaroo 🦘 |
| It’s going to pump because I’m tempted to reload and because the market is irrational. |
| PS6 is about to cost $1,000 |
| Why did MU go up last year I did play like last year this time but why I giant climb all year? |
| puts the fries in the bag bro |
| fkc that nflx |
| Alot of these companies have removed work from home mandates 🤔 🤔 🤔 |
| Bulls, this *feels* strong right? Any minute now SPY to $680? |
| Montana? North Dakota? Minnesota? Isn't there the largest spaces in these places? |
| The median age of death for founding fathers was 83. |
| Wrong. Bought a shit ton yesterday and sold at the top today. All of my other positions are long term holds |
| Puts right now |
| People said the same about NOK. |
| $JACK started falling down last week so it only makes sense that $JILL came tumbling down today.\n\n\nThis is my magnum opus. |
| I am down 71% for the day on my cons, sweet. |
| The market hates uncertainty but can't get enough tacos |
| Feeling cute might double down on losing position |
| Yeah bro all that oil just moving around all willy nilly now. No supply issues at all. |
| Good. Like 47 said, they can protect their own assets and oil. Not his problem 😂😂😂\n\nSo much winning |
| Well that's kinda expected when you kill all the leaders and the guy that took over had his whole family killed. |
| Shorts closing? |
| No one believes them anymore. |
| # And you thought there wasn't a good use case for AI:\n\n# A man used AI to call 3,000 Irish bartenders to track the cost of Guinness. Now pubs are lowering their prices to compete.\n\n \n[https://fortune.com/2026/03/30/guinness-beer-prices-ireland-anthropic-claude-ai/?utm\_source=snacks&utm\_medium=email&utm\_campaign=snacks\_20260331&utm\_content=ffe516c13081c15c6f2e417139a1d31b](https://fortune.com/2026/03/30/guinness-beer-prices-ireland-anthropic-claude-ai/?utm_source=snacks&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=snacks_20260331&utm_content=ffe516c13081c15c6f2e417139a1d31b) |
| if you haven’t bought a PS5 in 6 years, and with next gen coming in 1-2 years, who on earth is gonna buy one now? |
| How did that happen! It has pumped hard and is green now! |
| Nice job |
| So flat just to screw calls or puts |
| missing GLND |
| Theta absolutely butt fuckin me |
| Yes 401k with margin and prediction market bets. |
| I feel like we're still not at the bottom but realistically idk how low that is. At this point maybe 6200 for S&P500 worst case. |
| Irans currency and banking system were toast before Mango Monkey man had to jump in. Feels like we literally saved them. |
| depends on what the employer offers and what is the cheaper "benefit" |
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| Orange regime is unreliable. They can abandon the war and throw Israel under the bus if that suits their needs. |
| It will probs bottom out closer to 125-150 |
| My pleasure |
| Shits been kinda trading flat to me but whatever's I ride both sides |
| I said store brand, dipshit, and made no mention of chips. Go buy everything you need for tacos today, let me know. The ground beef alone is gonna cost $7 for the cheapest you can buy. This is at walmart too, which in my experience shopping around, is the cheapest prices you can get at a grocery store. |
| i made 86 dorra |
| Username checks out\n\n\nEdit: $RILY is yet another private equity company... Fucking short that cancer |
| False sense of security for bol, but also deep concern for ber port at the moment. \n\nI’m convinced we gotta close the gap up until oil is fixed, but also getting rekt in the ass |
| No, but scammers will talk them into it. |
| [](https://www.reddit.com/user/warm-regard/)\n\n[warm-regard](https://www.reddit.com/user/warm-regard/)\n\n•[14h ago](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1s81gg2/comment/odffwwa/)\n\nPowells Personal Fluffer\n\nRed by open 100% LMAOOOOOOOO\n\nUpvote10DownvoteReplyAwardShare\n\n# HE HAD 10 UPVOTES LMAOOOO |
| How is this pump holding |
| Use a secured investment to buy speculative garbage |
| Just took a massive shit in the living rroom. Once I leave it will go away |
| Can this market pick a direction already |
| If you only have W2 taxes, IRS free file still exists.\n\nIf you have more complex taxes, well, I hope your llm is a fiduciary. |
| Leave so it can dump |
| GLND \nwouldnt it be perfect if greenland has oil for USA and EU ? |
| Hahahaha and they said Iran wouldn't be easy to defeat hahaha. |
| Sony raising PS5 price $100 after 6 years on market. This economy is doomed. |
| oil up and SPX keeps climbing?\n\nmake this make sense |
| What positions would YOU enter right now? |
| Wish I knew. Nothing makes sense rn |
| What's suspect is giving a tomorrow deadline for striking tech companies. They would've just done it if they were serious |
| Had to go to dentist. Cost me 10k with thr quick reversal. Fml |
| April Fool |
| It’s a nothingburger clickbait being spammed all over Reddit to let everyone know the sky is falling. At least twice today in this sub alone. |
| When 🌈🐻 going to learn you only dabble in the 🌈 or else your port gets the aids |
| Thanks I am an hypeboi but a degen i guess |
| Hormuz getting open and war continuing are two different scenarios. Hormuz cannot simply remain closed for months. We probably don't realize the impact this will have on world economy. Urea is 54% up in one month. This affects everyone. |
| We gonna get anymore dumps today or I just need to cut my losses here? |
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| Now bulls. Buy here to cause a short squeeze!!!! |
| Too late |
| Idk man Meta has a lower forward pe and a faster growing business. Bouncing back better from the lows than MSFT too |
| wtf lol |
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| Because it’s just regards running it |
| It's never straight down.\n\nEven a bear market has occasional rallies to shake out puts and what not. |
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| lol go for it. Threats are just words from cowards who think people will be scared from their words. |
| I should probably stop gambling on the stock market before I ruin my life |
| FNMA FMCC pumped 60% last two days |
| Brutal day for 0dtes |
| You’re right! \nIran warned the employees of the strikes…\n\nIran should do what Israel does, and not warn them. That way its less of a war crime right? |
| Idk there's definitely still some men out there wanting to impress other men with their shoes. Calls on NKE and GRND? |
| Why is meta pumping? |
| They love uncertainty |
| If MU goes down to 250-270 is there any reason not to full port it? |
| bye bye |
| Iran’s not even mad, they’re just jestermaxxing when they deny negotiations |
| If I wasn't so strapped I would have picked up some meta at 521 😒 |
| There ya go, tiger, |
| Got monthlies yesterday and got some 14dtes this morning myself |
| Using your retirement and liquidable assets to "invest" in shitcoins is retarded? Nooooooooooooooooooo...this is a win for Wall St and that means it's a win for everybody...or something like that. |
| Holy sheet that was a crazy recovery Mu |
| Kind of rare to see Oil, Gold and the indexes all up at the same time. \n\nI dont know if this is a fluke but it not often you see these triple assets go hand in hand together. |
| It's an everything not in the Epstein class trap, always has been |
| Targeting Microsoft is just putting it out of its misery tbh |
| Thank you bers for fueling this pump |
| GLND |
| yeah the bomb videos were all ai and like the shipping track has also been infected with ai its fake so like. war is over. strait is open. oh and iran surrendered to us and how its a part of america. this is epic. |
| Hell yeah, fuck em |
| Why is Spire Solutions, a no name local cybersecurity company on that list? Seems like someone from IRGC is asking gemini to create a list for tech companies in the region\n\n1. Cisco\n\n2. HP\n\n3. Intel\n\n4. Oracle\n\n5. Microsoft\n\n6. Apple\n\n7. Google\n\n8. Meta\n\n9. IBM\n\n10. Dell\n\n11. Palantir\n\n12. Nvidia\n\n13. J.P. Morgan\n\n14. Tesla\n\n15. General Electric\n\n16. Spire Solutions\n\n17. G42\n\n18. Boeing |
| I am so happy with the $1,300 I made today after full porting. Closed right after. Didn’t need the headache. |
| I’m pulling out my 401k to invest in fart coin |
| Doesn't sound like desperation. Sounds like a smart move. They're targeting some of Rump's largest financial supporters, and putting pressure on the US economy and stock market.\n\nIran knows they can't win a head to head war with the US and Israel; they haven't even tried. The US has struck their missile sites and leadership, while Iran has targeted US financial interests, threatening a major recession of the US and even world economies. US/Israel have well defined targets. Iran has a plethora of options, thus enabling them to strike around US drone and missile countermeasures.\n\nThe people of Western nations really don't like recessions, and big valuable tech companies really don't like their expensive data centers being destroyed, and thus they'll all put pressure on Trump to stop the war.\n\nA war, I'll remind everyone, that the US and Israel started illegally without provocation, that the vast majority of US citizens were against.\n\nIran is fighting dirty, but it isn't like the US and Israel didn't start it. What day of the war was it when they (we?) struck a girl's school? What day was it when they (we?) launched a pre-emptive strike to assassinate Iran's leader... a sovereign nation's leader without a declaration of war. Western powers for some reason insist these weren't the actions of a terrorist nation, but let's reverse rolls. What if Iran claimed (rightly so) that the US was going to attack them first, and they decided to and were able to strike Trump. Would it have been labeled a terrorist action by a terrorist nation? |
| there is a direct correlation between how often I trade and my p&l |
| 19 or retarded? |
| Got out of calls break even, shits gonna pump |
| That sounds like that’s on the employee if they decide to do that. Nobody is going to force you to add crypto and private credit to your 401k. |
| Haha they sure do like threatening everyone. Not as effective anymore sense they keep getting kill3d |
| 573 is a lock to hit on the Q's by tomorrow. |
| Man why is USO up but UCO down? Makes fuckall sense to me |
| So are we going to fake pump for the rest of the day or is SPY 630 on the horizon? |
| 2pm prolly |
| People don't have enough free cash to buy our bags, how do we fix this? |
| Sorry guys, but both USO and SPX can't go up together, something has to give up and it will most likely be USO. |
| Tough crowd |
| Yes |
| Glnd |
| \> algos auto buying dips \n\> every indicator and news bearish\n\nalgos and retail will be experiencing the wonders of exit liquidity (TM) |
| They were jk |
| Clearly bezos is the new ayatollah |
| Dump incoming. Nice try SPY |
| Spy up with USO how about that finally |
| Bro |
| Welp glad I got weeklies this morning not 0dtes lol today’s a nothing day |
| Iran declared no terms will be accepted and no talks. Full war no negotiations. |
| Investing is easy - wait for a negative news story about a company...it drops 15%...buy the dip...it recovers. Just like SNAP last week. |
| 10% chance is better than 0% |
| Glnd !!! |
| Losing money today was a greedy endeavor. \n\nThey pretty much gave everyone a solid out |
| Dont give me that hope! |
| spy starting to decouple from oil again |
| gonna get some month end pump near close for sure |
| Honestly, saw the headline and thought "they'd be doing us all a favour". |
| Get that paper and run. Spread that profit into roth-high yield savings- pay yourself and keep the rest as gun powder |
| Degen in croatian means retarded so 👍🏻 |
| Here we go stocks, here we go! 👏👏 |
| Looks like a hypeboi portfolio from 25 q3, good luck! |
| GLND yo the moon \nhttps://youtu.be/AG8t6pXORWA |
| Interestingly enough, you can make an argument that a data center that runs things like Claude (and the like), which is used by the military for intelligence and targeting data is much more of a valid target than say, water or schools. |
| You already have a bet going - SPY to 645.0 before 31-Mar-2026 12:12 PM -05 |
| !banbet\n\ncome on daddy needs his shit posting outlet next week |
| Why don't they just use Malwarebytes, are they stupid? |
| Waiting for the next obvious trade, puts here feels like guessing |
| I mean it isn't, but not because they're retaliating for being bombed lol |
| Bought 636 spy puts this morning 💀 |
| Spy… uppp? |
| Brent crude |
| yeah oil is up big today but sure this pump based on doublespeak is real. mango is slowly adding troops to the region while sayingt he opposite. actions speak louder than words but i guess u bullas never learned that. imagine being bool and beleiving this gaslighting narcicist |
| Bessent getting margin called just gonna make oil much worse |
| it’s trumpian |
| Your post history makes you appears to be from Baltimore so maybe you should travel the world if you think America's multiculturalism is less accepting than the monocultures of other nations.\n\nThere is a reason the US, at least until now, is where most immigrants wanted to emigrate. |
| THEEENNKJUU SIR! YOU TURNED ME iNTO A FINANCIAL GENIUS SIR |
| Will you manage my brokerage? |
| The top was about 5 months ago, we are far from that |
| ? I see Brent at 107 |
| Iran said it was targeting US companies in the region on April 1st\n\nSomehow this will be bullish lmao |
| (he actually got 2nd place). |
| Is Broadcom not mention cause it has Broad in the name? |
| What are you looking at lol |
| Crude oil |
| Ehmm - i posted a picture of my Stock portfolio? |
| Bad news for Marvell bulls. Cramer says he is all in.... |
| Someone should do something to stop these guys! |
| wow $50? Might have to get one for my mom then haha |
| Yeah, who would have figured that when you assassinate a countries leader and then bomb them for weeks that they see it as an existential threat. \n\nIt’s insane people are this small brained |
| They prolly help with Tricare 🤣 |
| Brent VS wti |
| Desperate is suggesting that the war can be won without actually winning anything and in fact losing a lot. |
| Algos don't understand fear and keep buying the dips, they are exit liquidity now. |
| Last day of the quarter might be institutions taking new positions? |
| For people with big families, shopping at Costco is actually cheaper than Walmart. |
| Spy up and oil up… something feels funny here |
| I hear the market is hosting a limbo event this afternoon. You're all invited |
| Selling more cash secured puts maybe. |
| Same with quicken. I built an app using AI that largely does much the same capabilities that it provides. |
| The law of reddit experts supercedes all. |
| Imagine trying to short the Q's when it's had 7 red candles in a row. You really think it will be 8 in a row? Obviously that 564.29 level is unbreakable. No chance it's making a red candle today. |
| Put it all on black |
| Sold my puts this morning for enough to buy a steak dinner (home cooked) |
| What oil are you guys looking at? I'm seeing 107 and slightly down for today but someone else said 118 and rising. |
| lol a stable increase for one day after weeks of downtrend has WSB gamblers filing for bankruptcy |
| Young bear, you want the market to go up so options become cheaper. Down trend isn’t over. Don’t be greedy |
| when is poors daytrading rule going away i want to be a scalper like you guys |
| lol which ones are good? |
| Please do honestly |
| choppy likes to clap sone booty cheeks\n\n\n( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)\n\n🫱(‿¤‿)🫲 |
| Wendys is calling. Always inverse. |
| The Russian oil tanker they are letting through for Cuba is probably a Trojan horse |
| How is AMC guy doing today is the real question |
| No it doesn’t count because the literal terrorists are somehow the good guys obviously |
| # HE HAD 10 UPVOTES LMFAOOOOOOO |
| Creation of exit liquidity |
| How much longer till 🇮🇱does mission impossible? |
| I think we lost the war? It’s hard to follow |
| Believe it not, calls. |
| Don’t threaten us with a good time - that would be beneficial |
| At this point they gave up suppressing oil and just went all in on pumping indexes, fraud everywhere |
| Nor Broadcom |
| Ok I shouldn’t be having this much fun while my puts wither and my actual shares are redder than Clifford’s rocket |
| This makes sense to me to be honest |
| True, for a daily driver and basic travel I suppose a tesler will fit the need.\n\nBut the truck is cooler! |
| Screw TurboTax.... FreeTaxUSA for the win! |
| Kits for sports team too. The world cup is this year. |
| What are the limits of the Cena invisibility field? Could it extend to the entire vessel he's standing on?\n\nWe need to further research this |
| Fart of the deal |
| they don't want uso to break that 130.5 |
| This shit flipping between bol and ber more than the lonesome road dlc for new vegas |
| The meta drop about to hit different |
| You are doing it wrong, you have to look only at your P&L |
| Joke’s on you. This bear is selling call spreads all day. |
| king of gaslighting 🤡 |
| If I had known oil being so expensive was bullish I would have taken out some pipelines myself LMAO |
| We have the concept of a bull market |
| Psst. It ain’t oil. |
| *by an AI bot that looks for keywords that have dozens of synonyms |
| Israel won't just continue strikes, they will escalate to all civilian infrastructure if the US pulls out. |
| Oil back at 105$, polymarket Iran invade odds still high, iran threatening to target big tech building in the Middle East. Nothing to see here, let’s keep pumping. |
| Market makers just having fun and fucking around LMAO |
| Bulls sperging out on the buy button while oil vigilantes calming block sell into them lol |
| Snap broke $4.50!!!!! |
| Did we win the war [again]? |
| Who cares about children! What about tech infrastructure!?!? |
| Next 🌮 will be "we are in the process of leaving" meanwhile 10k soliders get airdropped |
| TOP IS IN...no wait BOTTOM IS....no wait TOP IS....oh fuck it, I made some money scalping 642p and 642c, I'm done for the day. Good luck guys, go make some tendies. |
| Die Spy, DIE! |
| Look Algos if we don’t go to 635 then I make no money. If I make no money how do you guys make money by inversing all my trades? See? You gotta let me win in order for you to win later. |
| If we all open fake companies and post a ton fake job listings, the numbers will be even better and the market will continually hit new ATHs. That way, none of us have to work and we'll all be rich! |
| fake pump |
| That’s retarded |
| Thats called preplanned, large scale market manipulation to quickly flip options premiums into their favor whenever they amass enough calls, then sell them to all the late losers and use this money to prop up the market a bit more and hope it will all work out. |
| Danish kroner? That's pretty wild for a 5 year hold. Most people here are gambling on weekly options and you're going international with actual currency positions. \n\n \nThe military taught me to diversify but this is next level - betting on Denmark's economic stability over half a decade. What's your thesis on DKK strength vs USD/EUR? Seems like you'd need some serious geopolitical shifts to make this print. |
| Earlier it was 3 pics of the White House, market dipped and then ripped \n\nJust now it was charts about approval ratings. \n\nThat said, last time he posted charts the market started tanking. \n\nAlgos tweak on his posts. \n |
| I was just green on Mu last week. Will it recover this year? |
| Wait, there’s supposed to be drugs? |
| H |
| Bring him some kolaches |
| \\ \n \\ \n\\ \n\\ / \\ <-- you're here \n''' '''' \\ \n\\ \n\\ |
| 3 640p 0dte, ride or die fuck it |
| Sweet thanks for writing this all up. Makes sense. Total shit show. |
| Volatilitties |
| There's a war going on in my port and in my pants |
| Why is UNH rallying so much? It solved the oil crisis? |
| Ignore everything, just keep pumping |
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| Never bet against the market |
| bullish. these centers cost electricity to run. rubble doesn’t. |
| 130 oil? Believe it or not, she pumps |
| goddamn. i know i gamble my life savings away in dumb ways but this shi is significantly. \n\nif OP wins this, straight to the hall of fame |
| Shit is cooked |
| Super lame. |
| Expensive oil is good now, actually. Didn't you get the update? |
| You guys really need to get over this AMC shit. So many other stocks to pick. |
| RILEY calls. |
| There's a toddler throwing tantrums involved in all this ,that's for sure. |
| These green candles on the indices are some of the most fraudulent I've seen LMAO |
| I think I might scoop some PL today |
| Nikes gonna pump...puts are fuk |
| Hopes and dreams |
| I’m not European |
| Hello Choppy, my old friend |
| https://preview.redd.it/fo2zuwmzlesg1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=59e2d869881067601e371c6031df01a565373509 |
| Imagine trying to get rich off AI when you could have gotten rich off dead dinosaur juice |
| these 2 second $1 SPY pumps are insane |
| QQQ is spiking 1 dollar each way in 5 min candles. This is crazy. |
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| They better pull ram out of every PC before they evacuate. Once sold used, it'll pay down the US deficit. Kinda like how tariff did |
| Lesson learned today: this market is fucking ruthless and will destroy you in seconds |
| been waiting for someone to spell this out so clearly\n\n \ni work in software and every time i do my taxes through turbotax i'm just sitting there thinking "this is literally just form validation and some basic if-then logic wrapped in the worlds most annoying upsell funnel" like the actual tax code complexity isn't even the hard part anymore when you can just feed pdfs to an llm and have it extract everything\n\n \nthe open source angle is huge too because tax software is one of those things where everyone knows they're getting ripped off but feels trapped. reminds me of how everyone hated using proprietary build tools until someone just made maven/gradle and killed the whole rent-seeking ecosystem overnight\n\n \nmy only question is timing - intuit has lobbied hard to keep the irs from offering free filing and they've got serious political connections. they might try to get ai tax prep regulated or banned somehow before it eats their lunch. but yeah long term this company is toast, the moat was always artificial scarcity |
| end of quarter rebalancing + short week |
| We both posted at the same time, regarded minds think a like |
| Brent just hit 118, why are we pumping????????? |
| I hear markets love volatility |
| goddamn. i know i gamble my life savings away in dumb ways but this shi is significantly dumber than |
| Nice dip 😎 |
| Algos deserve to catch the old Trojan virus |
| Probably should stay off the donormobiles then |
| If they take out Dell does that mean the tech support hold music finally stops? Because that might actually be a service to humanity. |
| Only trump and Israel can do war crimes you dumdum |
| At $400, you might as well get a human to do your taxes for you. |
| believe it or not. calls |
| yes it is and lets make sure it's the most upvoted comment |
| Oil and spy moving up together, lol one is destined to crash |
| Bol or ber doesn't matter, this market is fake and gay anyway |
| While possible - I think it will only happen if the new 'service' doesn't need anything to set up. fiddling with openclaw as end user is a non starter. It needs to be hidden under a nice little UX that makes it 'just work' |
| This is pure chaossss |
| You can be ghey, but please don’t be fake. |