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| His Poots rely on it |
| lol nerd |
| fuuuak ur making me buy calls |
| How would this help ONDS? Aren’t there drones filled with components from overseas just like everything else? |
| I used to short companies I thought were trash, and lost a lot of money. It's good I stopped doing that |
| Why |
| American eat 1 billion meals a day. |
| Buy back the onds puts I sold for pennies, sell covered calls on my stock |
| Mag7 very safe indeed 😭 |
| "Very few people in these companies are going to stick their neck out and push the company to another system just to save some money."\n\nDepends on the company contract and pricepoint. \nI will not go into detail because of NDA, but I work for a lange SAAS that provides services for enterprise sector. Out licenses go from 200k to 5mil a year. \n\nIf the gap with the competition reduces because smaller AI driven companies are catching up, It's likely that: \n1. The contract prices will get a discount \n2. Some customers will inevitably shift for a cheaper solution.\n\nSo revenue is a bit at stake. \n |
| RIVN is unironically going to the moon |
| XHG the Matrix🔺 🐇 😈 |
| That be like after the bubble \n\nlol I remember someone make a story where’s there a alien invasion but is like a broken automaton shit so it’s like near peer enemy shit \n\nSo US and majority of the world survived but still fighting them \n\nAnd the S&P is literally MiC galore Iam talking about Mags 7 but all MiC and space defense lol |
| futures are fun because the pnl is realized immediately and reflected in your cash balance |
| dong ding ding correct winner! |
| I'm long DNUT and so far only getting nutted. |
| Yall finna find out why grandma saved the plastic spoons and aluminum foil |
| As they shud wayyyy undervalued |
| Hm |
| Stop ur delusion, it is UNCURABLE |
| Nice I just bought Reddit stock two days ago thanks Reddit |
| The cloudflare run is not over. Companies need to fight back against the horde of bots assaulting their websites trying to scrape data to serve in their results. |
| netflix running up |
| ET |
| https://preview.redd.it/3iz84uhsx7jh1.jpeg?width=1608&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a16cea6f7ba1c1a708deccb53115cc2e9895ebee |
| You bought Like a year ago? 😂 |
| Robinhood venture fund 2 .. who else picked up some shares ? |
| https://preview.redd.it/e21pj4prx7jh1.png?width=1004&format=png&auto=webp&s=c470efe69ef58f080166a23beb42a779b64c1a49 |
| Everyone blaming Ackman but really it was me buying calls that stopped the show |
| You lost full time trader job, but you still have Wendy's... |
| Please start using a damn trailing stop loss at least 10-15%. If you have a good entry then you will be profitable. The stop loss prevents this from happening. |
| What kind of sandwiches do you like to eat? |
| Bagholder spotted.\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| Ding ding ding |
| rvi was really good bought ipo sold after peak but rvi 2 does not feel convincing. Will be following tho |
| Favourable earning report + they won a giant Israeli defense contract. Stock is acting hella weird though |
| He sure owned us (your fellow Americans) |
| Never trust billiam ackman |
| It's called solicitation of bribes. |
| Name that movie -> 👽☎️🏠 |
| "technical analysis" so you don't know this is fake? |
| Mossad owned drone suppliers |
| i have SPY calls for 779 |
| # Sauce?? |
| I agree that trying to find a better solution is being a cry baby. That makes so much sense. Please let me know exactly how this is a great idea |
| They’ve been trying ass him for 470 years. |
| America is so hilariously corrupt lol |
| J-just fries, t-thank you |
| I have calls. I hope you’re right lol |
| Little Caesars isn't public either 🙁 |
| Is 8+ years away from anything worthwhile |
| Yeah DCA options… you belong here. |
| You can take my DJI drone from my cold dead hands. |
| Barely, was trending upwards the past month |
| It's only a loss if you sell. Unless you were playing options, and in that case you belong here. |
| Fuck yeah 🫡 |
| Less foreign competition + more demand for American-made drones = a potentially significant tailwind for ONDS. |
| Reddit could be a $300 stock by the end of the year thanks to S&P 500 inclusion and they lock down deals with OpenAI, Google, and Anthropic for AI licensing. Buckle up fellas!! 🤠 |
| I don't think it's intelligence necessarily. Being poor is expensive, but I think people get so obsessed with finding ways to save money that they make things harder than they need to be. |
| wsb is a psyop overrun by bots (IE $HTZ) |
| I loaded up in July and I'm laughing now |
| dogs and cats |
| I've been holding, I was up around 10% before this spike hoping AI would push it up further |
| https://preview.redd.it/41kukgmex7jh1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ae9596796e0fd3e0ff9dab92ef2e9375699e8bfe\n\n |
| U r the best of the best retard |
| Squeeze deez nuts you fuckin nerd.\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| Price moves above where shorts opened their positions, people with bigger positions are forced to cover (buy) and can cause a buying frenzy. But you’re right, bigger market caps don’t usually get short squeezes they get gamma squeezed. When large amount of calls are bought forcing market makers to buy the underlying stock. |
| I had leaps. not a huge part of portfolio. wish i had more haha |
| Anyone see the news on SOUN? |
| Only with the power of hindsight |
| How much did you make? Lol talking about 4k like is pennies, if 4k it’s nothing to you then I can send you my wire details as I’d gladly accept them lol |
| XHG The Fibonacci🔺 🐇 |
| Buying puts in a crazy bull market is very brave. Unfortunately being brave doesn't equal a payout. And please just put the fries in the bag. |
| In honor of RDDT joining the allmighty SP500, i will visit r/latinas and click on all ads to increase next ER's EPS. Click everything |
| CSCO up 15% tomorrow |
| Mentone spotted! |
| Algos already decided to pump until Fridays close |
| Holding QQQ puts 😝 |
| Silver. Metals need to match chip demand and don’t seem priced in yet |
| RDDT about to take off |
| I think it’s more likely to hit and stick around the 250-300 level soon |
| so $6010 then |
| "Donald Trump Jr. joined the advisory board of drone parts manufacturer Unusual Machines (NYSE American: UMAC) in November 2024, a move that significantly boosted the company's stock value and preceded defense-related purchase orders." |
| Regardmaxxing |
| RDDT you flirty fucker, don’t break my heart again |
| AI my guy |
| https://preview.redd.it/1wmf4pl8x7jh1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e7d5654bc6086349f5eb23d38c9527a0a8c24061\n\n |
| > CIA had ‘low confidence’ in Trump assassination plot claims – WaPo |
| By being acquired by a private equity firm, it's going to suck even worse as all profits will be sucked out |
| https://preview.redd.it/eb34qm82x7jh1.jpeg?width=1206&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eb19d30580fe1e126685a0165e7e7e40cc522a00\n\n \nJust gained a kias worth |
| https://preview.redd.it/6bi4rmn7x7jh1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=54f790aa5207fcb7e577a4b9354a4ac680327726\n\n |
| "Conjoined triangles of success" |
| First, it would be FINRA not the SEC and they would Penalize his firm. \nAnd second believe me when I say this only a few of us here know how to pull that off |
| If it makes you feel better I bought in the 60s and sold in the 80s |
| RDDT CURED MY ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION 🚀🚀 |
| It’s hot garbage for supply chain too |
| **Holy fuck. Aren’t you the person who went from $400 to $220k in one week??? What happened to your portfolio? Did you gamble it all and go back to $7k?** |
| https://preview.redd.it/d4fecjr5x7jh1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=27974d3a72886fcdf4f50895640e038da34e4d03\n\n |
| I, for one, am shocked. |
| I’m tryna understand it they’re saying it’s gonna pump 4billion into that company in the next year to make all Israeli drones for the foreseeable future |
| The amount of people I see charging shit to Klarna (and similar PNPL shops) I'm inclined to agree with you. It's absolutely depressing for society but here we are... |
| Stupidity that only a life of wealth and privilege can produce. |
| Add DNUT |
| port closed 6k higher than my previous ATH 💪 |
| Well, job just cancelled what little WFH we had left. Couldn’t even give us 1 fucking day. Looks like I’m going to be job hunting now. Don’t get paid near enough for this shit. |
| I’m going to pitch this idea to tv producers: sound not loud during theme song |
| whats the moves for tomorrow guys? |
| And Bibi had ONDS calls |
| Not how the market works. |
| 0DTE spy calls |
| Decided to put it in something safe…. Googl. Down 7% 😭 |
| I was really worried about national security and domestic supply chains but now I’m not. |
| Cargo shorts |
| Cry harder? |
| Also. Rent money is trading money. |
| Appreciated. There were about 400 announced early in year but they stopped announcing the repeated smaller batches of 50 or less. |
| So what stock or company did him and his sons invest in yesterday? Let me guess domestic drone suppliers... |
| It seems like it although the stock prices don't seem to reflect it all that well |
| If you put the 70k in a 4% gainer like say SGOV or BOXX you’d now have over 72k without doing a single other action. Could save yourself a lot of stress. Just sayin. |
| We made it cus |
| i've lost my job for 16 months... |
| You could try wearing lifts |
| Sonafabitch you might be right |
| Nah, I’m up on it. But it’s long term.\n\nIn Jan 27 6C and 10C and Jan 28 15C\n\nEdit: I’m a swing and position trader mainly, so my approach may not work for people without patience. |
| One girl two cups |
| Ah okay, thanks |
| I'm sure just 6 figures and u could get some bots on reddit, but yeah realistically probably not worth the risk of SEC coming after him |
| Did well betting on baseball but the recent dodger loss streak pissed me tf off |
| AIRJ, DRTS, JHX |
| any good short ideas??? |
| Geekin that I’m only $9 away from breakeven on DRAM finally |
| Trump cares about Trump family investments. |
| I literally sold before that as well for a big loss. |
| So every memory dip is just free money then? |
| There’s a reason they’re poor, not exactly the brightest bunch |
| I was 5-0 before they erased all the records and I had to start over 😏 |
| This guy really had to announce it after Ondas deep dive towards the abyss |
| Up on scandisk \n\nDown on Amat \n\n=0 movement |
| **🍑 Bolsters National Security and Strengthens U.S. Supply Chains by Imposing Tariffs on Drones and Their Parts and Components**\n\nGG Drone holders |
| RDDT. Only if I had calls. |
| I'm convinced you're an alt for SanDisk_Made_Me_Rich. |
| RVII squeezing |
| Imagine if you just bought and held SPY 10 months ago and you would’ve been up 20% |
| Sounds like something a bag holder would say...though I was eyeing that 10% drop on FRMI |
| Hell yeah, taxes! |
| they added reddit and removed avalongay, what even is that LOL |
| I had to get off that sub. Not only was it depressing, but some of the advise was fucking awful. They were telling a guy with acid reflux to drink vinegar. |
| What did you switch to? |
| MATT DAMON |
| Yeah let’s wait for it to go up 15% and then pile on |
| REDDIT ---> STRONG BUY |
| Once I see u can’t spell, I lose entrance |
| South Koreatarded |
| Tariffs on foreign drones |
| Can we have a cool -1% day tomorrow and I’ll never buy puts again? |
| I'd let her Dave my Johnston (was that his name?) |
| i start j\*\*rking off when i hear the sexbot talk, he gets me just that wet |
| Phew! We're all saved |
| REDDIT is BUY |
| Literally. Trash product and trash company. How do you fuck up at SaaS |
| Quit tomorrow. See you on Monday. |
| The first stock I bought was Google because I use google and now I'm up 100 percent. After that I went to buy Temu stock because my mom, step mom, mother in law and grandma all live by temu, unfortunatly they aren't public. |
| Buy more FRMI, QXO, and SOUN |
| Wait until something moons, then BUY |
| Genuinely just throwing shit on the wall and seeing what will stick. wow |
| HTZ next fake meat |
| The bullish scenario tomorrow is SPY -4%\n\nThe bearish scenario is SPY -15% |
| foul 🤣 |
| Bill does not have that kind of reach |
| Tesla needs to be below 332 tomorrow otherwise i m fucked |
| APP is a BUY! |
| The gnats have overtaken my town. I do not know how much longer we can hold out. |
| Yeah lots of solid companies in RVI cant understand the price movement if you want me to be honest. |
| maybe the HTZ bots really were funded by Bill Ackman couldn't have been that expensive lmfao |
| So turns out I’m better at betting on baseball than I am at playing options. Turns out I’m more disciplined at literal betting. Funding my VOO and chill strategy nicely. |
| It’s not just replicating the functionality. They have to come up with a reason to switch. These companies are massive and making a change to a new system is a large undertaking. \n\nVery few people in these companies are going to stick their neck out and push the company to another system just to save some money. \n\nThere used to be a saying in the computer industry… \n\n“Nobody ever got fired for buying IBM”\n\nStill applies to these companies |
| Went back to all in hertz at 2.26 |
| REDDIT! LOAD UP! |
| https://preview.redd.it/o1k1fvsew7jh1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0ae671f0887abeb8005672b98359ad06c203748e\n\n \n“We made it boys” |
| https://preview.redd.it/4jjdrm0gw7jh1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f701f4758371bbd515d67c534b44d843deba17dc |
| My dude I already posted it, expand comments |
| 🌝🌝🌝 |
| Fuck yeahhhhhhh just the day I decided to unhedge my position. |
| lol I hope this is being ironic otherwise you took financial advice from r/wallstreetbets lol may the force be with you |
| Im kidding. Thats terrible man. Ive been there before where i sold NFLX right before they pumped 20-30% for cancelling the bid for paramount acquisition |
| Dress up in a long coat and top hat and hand them a manilla folder with a "TOP SECRET" sticker, then tell say "Come with me". |
| Yup, this is totally unprecedented. I should know, I've been investing for over 24 hours. |
| I lost it again today. I’ve been day trading US stocks for 10 months straight, and I’ve lost money every single month, every single week—70 grand down the drain total. I’ve crammed tons of technical analysis strategies, but none of them work. I just can’t get my head straight emotionally; I end up trading recklessly every time. Ugh, I’m calling it quits for good. |
| Reddit up 10%+ |
| Look at me, I'm the S&P 500 now. |
| HTZ wiped me out. |
| I was just thinking about IWM puts today. \n\n \nThanks for reminding me not to be a fucking maroon. |
| So easy to make money when the market is going up. |
| Bought rddt at 207 last October’sh, was up 20% at one point. Sold after earnings at 157. AMA. |
| Yup |
| The market sell off will accelerate after mid terms |
| That's a very honorable thing and frankly I would expect more |
| 8150 S&P by year end |
| Believe it or not I actually have a bunch of WEN Jan 2027 calls |
| Why people trying to pump ONDS ?? |
| Gotta prove I belong with the rest of you tards somehow...lol |
| I like messing with “traders” on Reddit while taking their money at work (citadel) |
| RDDT in SP500 = my life has meaning finally. AND we get +0.07% green futes. Im in nirvanna |
| depends are you talking about the current ratio or the forward looking ratio |
| Reporting for duty sir!! |
| Lol |
| It's because a lot of funds are required to buy it now. It will definitely run. |
| Exit all of your positions that are still green |
| Is there something wrong with that |
| Gross |
| Yea 0DTE's SUCK. If I get the itch for a gamble I always do at the very least 8DTE and been having much better success so far. Only took me losing a total of 1.5k at least to realize this |
| Image if you were level 100 |
| RVI witch I hold has been very frustrating, good companies seems to move like a scam stock. |
| Do a little reading about what happened with PLTR's share price in the weeks / months following their inclusion in the S&P 500... and don't forget that they had a big run up in value before it happened. Despite stellar earnings RDDT crashed before their inclusion. This undervalued stock is kicking off a big run here. |
| I believe SPX will see 6500 by Feb |
| S and p inclusion |
| can’t reply rn, patient came in with a STEMI after mortgaging his house to buy DNUT |
| You clap cheeks during the day don't you? |
| Does SMCI pops up to 50 mark again ?? \n\n |
| Will pop tomorrow (already up 10% so you missed that) and continue to run until Tuesday or Wednesday when it will dump. Then it will keep yo-yoing up and down violently like it has since its IPO while slowly drifting up over time. |
| Back to back to back |
| Not a shot in hell |
| yOu ReAlLy FoRGoT AbOUt u/sandisk_Made_Me_Rich iN JuLY DiDNt YoU |
| 🤝 |
| https://preview.redd.it/7eki2lj3w7jh1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dcfa16875e873465c95edab1ab59be140ff370e6 |
| You took financial advice from a wsb redditor, thats on you. |
| Welcome to the community! |
| Just ketchup thanks |
| The whole thing feels like it was made by a moron. The hiring platform is truly terrible. The employee platform is passable but still a C plus job for what it costs. \n\nI love the questions for leave.\n1. Reason for leave?\n2. Comment to approver? \n\nUmm isn't that the same question? |
| Ayoopoo wtf happened with RDDT ????? 🤩🤩🤩 |
| Yeah it’s gonna go up $23 in a day |
| Have you tried simply buying low instead of high |
| got my premium but will be a bagholder for a while T\_T |
| Well even though I bombed 0dtes somehow SMCI and RDDT made up for my poor life choices. Guess I'll make more bad decisions tomorrow... |
| Thank you for your sacrifice |
| sauce? |
| you'll get em next time champ |
| Wait seriously? I didn’t hear of any layoffs, that’s screwed. Sorry to hear that |
| Glad I loaded up on TTD today |
| Got a trade I wanna put on yall radars.\n\nRVI (Robinhood ipo etf) cost 25$ on open fell to 22$ and then had a rally to 75$ over 2-3 months.\n\nRVII (2nd version of this) just released and also fell to 22$ now. I opened a few thousand dollar position and plan to flip it for a gain.\n\nGiven RVII is filled with a lot of crap compared to RVI. RVII is mainly YC startups compared to RVI with OpenAI stripe data bricks type of companies. |
| FAAAHHH! |
| ATH and above? I buy.\n\nDip/crash happens? I save cash.\n\nSimple as. |
| I think I found my new favorite word |
| Sinaloa Cartel is up 1000% |
| https://preview.redd.it/pnz8fnuuv7jh1.jpeg?width=1206&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=02fe8dd5ea7fe76c6d4b2b2183cff888c5d01aab\n\n \nI bought Reddit option that expire tomorrow at the close 😂 \n\nI’m going to be up like 2,000% |
| Bro had like $60k 10 days ago. Peak WSB |
| I am not a long term investor. I bought the dip week ago and it looked like it had ran its course and I sold before the weekend. Just incredibly unlucky the news broke an hour after I sold |
| I can hear people who own RDDT thanking you for your sacrifice.\n\nI myself don't own RDDT anymore (don't regret because I switched it to SNDK last year). |
| Mr. Hutz, did your know you’re not wearing any pants? |
| TIL that there is a whole ass subbreddit for RIVN and its bagholders. And they are unironically super bullish about it, like not even shit posting, but believe it |
| Hello monke |
| Nice. I was 6-0 and became 6-2 after two Advanced Money Destroyer banbets |
| Now every time I buy SPY, I will be investing in a barely functioning message board that crashes every time there is elevated traffic 🥲 |
| HTZ bag holders welcome to long term investing!\n\nAt least us memory bol invested in profitable companies and have a chance |
| https://preview.redd.it/zuhr3xtvv7jh1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7071dfebaf429ca81333c43f4cd62ef327306294 |
| RDDT TO JOIN SP500!!! |
| Will trump tell us to go out and buy a Reddit? |
| Was + 50% in 4 weeks headed into ER. \n\n |
| Wish I bought more.. excited for tomorrow though\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/1ivqes2vv7jh1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d5dea5de8ee6c98eaed3d19055b39d8c10f41498 |
| Time for a mukbang\n\n*strips naked and unhinges jaw* |
| How many of u guys are on r/poor 🤨 |
| *Jackin' it…jackin' it…jackety-jack. 😁* |
| "It is not a pyramid scheme. It's a triangle of success." |
| Me too |
| Can't wait for the Pentagon to get sucked dry for 50k suckass switchblade drones |
| Loaded 100 more RDDT shares at around $173. I need to tie myself because I feel like spending all my cash on it..... |
| I'm not joking, reddit is literally the only stock I've ever bought. Everything else is in SGOV cause I hate risking money. (Yes I understand index aren't "risky" blah blah blah) I bought RDDT cause I use it and it's a human social media platform in a sea of AI trash. It's also one of the few platforms that doesn't seem to actively fight against you using it how you want to. My thought process is if they ever figure out how to sell ads as good as instagram does I would instantly get 10 million dollars deposited directly into my bank account.\n\nSo if anyone is looking for a sell signal I'm a perma bear that bought RDDT at 150. |
Without a solid reason, said the guy who ivested money in a company not even following whats is going with it. There is a very good reason they are FCF negative and are issuing debt to finance the Data Center build out  SEC.gov | Your Request Originates from an Undeclared Automated Tool www.sec.gov |
| People finally realizing AMD doing well still doesn't mean they'll touch any of NVDA's money |
| Scam Saylor keeps selling and he holds one of the biggest bags. There's a lot of bad news for crypto ATM so don't expect to see any return until next year when sentiment returns. Just load up during the dips and DCA/Chill |
| i sold my weeklies when it broke 400 the other day |
| I'd rather have big emojis back instead of the live chat\n\nWhere's the manager 😡 |
| any one looking at SMCI stock ?? |
| 800 🌝 |
| True true |
| iiiiinteresting |
| Onds won Israel defense contract?? |
| LFGGGG IM BALLS DEEP GOING TO NUT SOON |
| I like when he talks about sexbots. |
| can we get a back to back positive GOOG day lol |
| a bit up at the buyout price |
| WSB instructions unclear...am gambling addict now |
| Ding ding |
| News? |
| Maybe dont paperhand next time? |
| What's everyones thoughts on this? Is rddt likely to keep climbing or is this it? |
| Some are pretty good at relaying their costs and schedule impacts to us in accordance to our business rhythm but others just take the pay raise and otherwise don’t give a shit about informing us about critical updates or will just lie to get us to stop asking them for updates |
| You are a funny guy I like it |
| Added to my SPY Puts into the close 9/30 exp 700 strike price |
| They aren’t bud, let’s be honest |
| Profit taking tmrw or 800 ? 🌝 |
| you are the weirdest dude on here for real |
| I think you'll be good in the long run. Can't think of any other social media where young people don't mind using it even though there are a bunch of us olds on it. |
| Bingo |
| GLD gang, what’s the next move here ? |
| sorry wrong pin |
| Who cares if their calls were printing |
| Is your name on the bag? |
| Same here argh |
| I'm convinced SanDisk\_Made\_Me\_Rich is the worst person on this subreddit and a horrible human being irl too |
| Ncno |
| Too much electrical infetterence tbh |
| Ah. My comment had more to do with why someone would put so much into a shit stick |
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| Not at all, and they do what do you think all those mobile casino apps are? |
| https://finance.yahoo.com/markets/stocks/articles/ondas-onds-won-israeli-defense-161124367.html |
| https://preview.redd.it/b3i0kktfv7jh1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5f0ccf065ee77893a6827d205b8ad1a37efbfbee |
| RDDT |
| Fuck me. I thought I’d take my Smcx profits and put it into Reddit next week. |
| See my other comment |
| I feel you, I'm holding out for a better price but I gotta say that I'm disappointed with ONFS this far. LUNR took me on an emotional rollercoaster but closed green |
| $RDDT ATH is $283. Ridiculous |
| Tariffs on foreign drones, heavy ones. He's trying to boost US drone companies, like umac (which his son happens to have a stake in, lol) |
| Bags loaded. Im an investor now |
| This man single handedly funding the next acquisition. |
| That’s not “any random company”, you’re cherry picking winners and entry dates. Google is only up 9% YTD, that’s not even beating the market. NVDA is beating the market YTD but underperforming DOW - the company not the index. The biggest winner YTD is INTC and that one guy who picked that got bullied off the fucking site |
| RDDT is giving me a boner |
| we used workday for like worked hours and pto and stuff... I feel like it was awesome and clean, easy to use. maybe other sides of it suck, but we just used it for logging hours or whatever it was nice I don't get the hate |
| I literally just woke up lol\n\nI guess Mango did something huh |
| Do slot machines have to display the odds of winning? Why wouldn’t they rig them even more |
| Are we in hell? |
| Some MM has their sandy vj in a twist. That call is at.10 while shit above and below it is at .30 |
| Because I just sold some shares |
| It’ll trade at the price it gets acquired for and shares will be paid out |
| Not in every state |
| Bruh, I was just answering your question. Not suggesting it would. |
| https://preview.redd.it/b4rdq4hbv7jh1.jpeg?width=959&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=be27dbee2ed29d3fec5bc70928ef4ab1fcf83ec7 |
| !remindme 200 days |
| AVAV 🤫 |
| congrats RDDT |
| Nope send invite |
| Just did it |
| I bought puts for tomorrow. Feel like it’s gonna hurt |
| U said it \nDumb |
| This is awesome |
| **No Active BanBet**\n\n| W | L | Win Rate |\n|:---:|:---:|:---:|\n| 3 | 0 | 100% | |
| Bro McDonald’s makes more than that shit |
| yeah amazing it's still above 60k |
| It’s great to build up their immune system |
| Why the hell is it so flat |
| Lol HTZ died |
| No one gave a shit bro |
| The issue with Google is that Gemini is querying off of Reddit data when users looking for real customer answers and this is impacting new user acquisition and hen search for answers as those users aren’t coming to the site. |
| I don't see Subway. disappointed |
| Why? |
| it dumps no matter what, probably 10k is bottom. much worse than past cycles. |
| The issue with Google is that Gemini is querying off of Reddit data when users looking for real customer answers and this is impacting new user acquisition and hen search for answers as those users aren’t coming to the site. |
| Bought weekly SPY puts at close. Dumb considering the pump were having but.... |
| Infinity money machines |
| https://preview.redd.it/9qr02q16v7jh1.jpeg?width=2223&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ebe6c1ab340fc8abbbdd86fdba8cdca0dada660f |
| So? SNAP’s ATH is 76 dollars, now it’s at 5… there is 0 guarantee a stock will return to ATH |
| The best part is my banbet hit. Your boy is 3-0 😎 |
| I believe it, probably MTURK or something like that |
| Made $500 today |
| Never sold my semi stock LFG |
| https://preview.redd.it/nup5db44v7jh1.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=e43c5d02e1ed5da94ca6c448809cdaa652c0ccb6 |
| What news |
| I wonder what caused TSLA to be up about the same percent as spcx was down. Hmmm... |
| I saw some post in salary that they worked 100 hours to make an income of $1400. Imagine that 💀 |
| Thoughts? |
| I bought 1 share at ipo just for fun. Then later bought shares from 135-195 range. Youre not the only one wishing they'd just loaded up at ipo. |
| what news |
| There is a slot machine in this gas station near me and there is legitimately always someone on it no matter the time of day |
| I thought the pms were the ones babysitting tbh, all they do is tell people what to do lols |
| Not crying at the ... |
| I don't hold much on crypto but even I know this is normal for bear market. This is the loading phase so what do you expect? Sentiment is low rn for crypto until the big players return. Nothing will really move until the Clarity Act actually passes and the longer this is on the sidelines expect chop or more downturn depending on news |
| Yea baby! George is my favorite Clinton. |
| i sold pre market because i got freaked out and didtn want to give back my profits, but im debating getting back in. i wanted to see if i could find something i felt better about |
| Statistically me getting in at $38 makes me more |
| science museum is fun |
| Oh it's going to keep running... it's already undervalued, super profitable, and now this |
| Omg! Thank you so much to the guy who told me to grab 1DTE $175 rddt calls!!!!\n\n |
| u/spez is a jabroni |
| Dude! |
 Blocked www.reddit.com |
| RDDT Summer Sale is over. |
| Imagine if the mag 7 were all fast food chains and not tech companies. |
| Damn I fucked up and didn't sell my SNDK/MU shares at the bottom |
| Stop that |
| Legendary regard |
| There is 0 difference between a realized and unrealized loss other than the fact that you can claim the realized loss on your taxes. Take Ls and move on |
| Bill Ackman dropped his entire load. |
| Fingers crossed |
| You're an idiot |
| any idea on this ?? how it will impact saas |
| For some reason I kept open 2 RDDT $175 calls that expire tomorrow. They were long ends of a spread I opened, but I closed the short ends earlier this week.\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/34xsu4dpu7jh1.png?width=1821&format=png&auto=webp&s=2fa69464bce86dd9e265ce782a6023d0a2faf48f\n\n |
| Unless rcat does +20% I'm still holding bags |
| Where should I take my toddler after he wakes up from his nap? I’m thinking the play area at the planetarium |
| ATH is like $280 lol |
| ONDS gives me retail distraction vibes. |
| I worked 3 real hours today will do even less for you tomorrow |
| Always so risky, statistically better to wait. |
| Soars 3%… |
| It's a DEI thing. It's creating into stocks now. |
| Why the fuck would u still buy epsteincoin |
| If Workday gets acquired what happens to the stock will it go up or down ?? |
| they seem to be growing at a really good pace, i think the selloff was an overreaction to the missed eps which doesnt even matter at the moment |
| Not with all the forced buying happening soon |
| HTZ is a rollercoaster lmao 🎢 straight gambling |
| smart - just don't panic sell at the first sign of trouble. there were many people on here 2 weeks ago who freaked out and sold their memory stuff when it crashed. |
| Godspeed bro 🫡 |
| Hi 🙂 |
| You’re a terrible engineer then. The robo taxis are totally autonomous now. I see them all the time. The FSD works. |
| Look at Q4 guidance vs estimates. |
| Buddy Google was a 2x, Nvidia, ASML, rubrik, any semi company, any memory company. Check how many companies have doubled last year |
| It's went out for a smoke break |
| Price targets getting updated for SNDK Sandick\n\n \nMMs are ready to pump shit to the moon again\n\n \nDon't miss out |
| Damn bro your kind of retarded huh? |
| They haven't been deployed to all accounts |
| Thanks bro, is the best |
| Duh |
| Leaked CCTV footage of OP's clinic:\n\n👨🦱: Hey doc, it hurts\n\n👨⚕️: Where?\n\n👨🦱: in my wallet 😞\n\n👨⚕️: I'm prescribing you *Leveraged ETFs*!\n\n |
| Didn't see the news? |
| Agreed |
| If Workday gets acquired, I hope the first feature they ship is: "Use the exact same application you filled out yesterday." Revolutionary technology. 🚀😂 |
| LFG!! |
| already have those |
| Remember, don’t take profits. It’s against the rules here |
| Today certainly doesn't reflect that |
| I would say yes the stock is gonna go back up the question is when? |
| I’m going to iron hand this thing in expiry next Friday because I’m already at max loss lol |
| Hi |
| Bitcoin is incapable of ever going up more than 2% at a time. Even 3+ trillion dollar stocks go up10% but bitcoin never goes up much. |
| I love Europoors, you guys just eat breakfast 2 hours then chat with ur coworkers for an hour before taking off for a 3 hour lunch. Send a few emails and log off at 3pm. Then you go on 6 week vacation. It’s awesome dude keep it up |
| You’re not even gonna get a 2x if you bought “any real company”. In fact the overall average gain of a random selection of “real companies” is just gonna be an index fund. That’s how the math has always worked and that’s why “VOO and chill” is such a broken record |
| Why? Any news? |
| What happened to $HTZ 🤦♂️ |
| It went down to 507! |
| what's the rest of the cringelord look? |
| Drone stocks will all moon tomorrow, congratulations unac, onds and rcat peeps |
| I for one loved when AI became my boss |
| Ondas you son of a gun |
| 135/140/160/165 I’m fuuuuckeed |
| That reddit pop guaranteed to fade \nEdit: nevermind, s and p 500 inclusion. |
| rddt going SP500 soon |
| Brother, zoom out. Don't panic sell |
| Gross |
| Loaded up at IPO |
| everything pump but crypto of course |
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| Aint enough, play slots |
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| I’m not your dad and I didn’t go out for a pack of cigarettes and not return, so this is not financial advice, but if I were you I’d swap the balances between IRA and investment accounts. Play with a smaller balance. Max out your IRA as much as possible. |
| #Reddit said AI powered mods are coming soon LMAO🤌 |
| SO GLAD I CLOSED ALL MY SHORT CALLS YESTERDAY!!!!! |
| I heard a deal is coming soon too. Many people said it |
| Finally gave in and bought $SPCX |
| long BITI . also shorting MSTR with put spreads |
| Lowk fuck the guy who told me to buy amat |
| I’m finally positive on RDDT. |
| Price will peak on Monday market close and fall at market open on Tuesday, if you believe Gemini |
| Or buy day of at $38 |
| Odds are it will be added to more ETFs with an S&P 500 inclusion, so probably yes |
| Are you Korean by chance? |
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| Seeing articles about a SpaceX short squeeze. How does a stock with 13billion shares get squeezed thought that was for small float stocks |
| Finally in the green with $166 average! |
| 55k europoor |
| RDDT blowing out my top side of iron condor lol |
| Id party with Hawking over Elmo everytime. Easy. |
| My days are numberd 🙂 |
| Cosplay |
| Got $100, what stock should I buy for weekend drinking money |
| This |
| i don't even know anymore. i look at my tax statement and the end of the year and it surprises me every time |
| Fully invested in AI |
| Did I just become an amzn bag holder? |
| probably (very) good for the long run, just not amazing now. I'd still buy some of them if you want to hold, but be patient with paper losses it might be a while |
| I think RDDT keeps running so based on VIBES im adding a 100k position |
| Hol up - you made 50k and immediately lost it in like a day? Why did you not stop? You could have rode that high for a year. \n\nYou will not ever do that again - do not even try. I know you will anyway but there is no way you can reproduce that 50k blowup again. \n\nSeriously - what you went thru will have fucked up your mental risk tolerance. |
| This guy was getting shit in the discord because they didn't believe his screenshot so he used our position verification thing. Thanks dude. |
| Could’ve just been a kink |
| HPE gonna rip tmrw |
| Its Making insurance premiums skyrocket \n\nhttps://www.cnbc.com/2026/06/26/glp1-weight-loss-drug-pills-insurance-plan-coverage.html |
| Well I could be wrong but I believe diversity is an old old wooden ship that was used during the civil war era |
| i expect korea to get some of those 5x leverage etfs and keep this pump going tonight. |
| My bad dude |
| Why do people post gain porn without positions?\n\nMods you eat a lot of shit but you do God's Work removing that crap 🫡 |
| https://preview.redd.it/4eo2a7f0u7jh1.jpeg?width=1320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d2f769ff7b00f63584904aeab6fa6e4aeaf236f8 |
| >real company\n\nWhat?! this place... im generally a perma-bull, but I was a techie in the 90s... I remember this line about Yahoo back then\n\n"six guys and a couple of computers" \n\nIronically, I still actively use that account since I share it with 3 russian hackers and its so old I am able to skirt all the stupid 2FA authentications the new robo-web requires. I doubt I'll say that about reddit.\n\n |
| Of course I sold my Reddit shares at a loss yesterday lmfao |
| ??? |
| Cause I own it duh |
| Yesir |
| Nihon ni ittara?? |
| Full port RDDT or go to X mfers |
| Bro it wasn’t hard, you could’ve bought any real company and highly outperformed |
| No...that one is still risky with all the big movements RDDT does |
| 200k |
| Just an attempt at humor |
| next month |
| Don’t forget that Epstein picked Stephen fucking Hawkings over Elon for the island invite |
| Wtf is onda free money tmr |
| They joined the SP500. Go in on puts! |
| regard go buy some calls tmrw at open, we dont talk about "valuations" here what does that even mean |
| Welp iron condor blown tf up |
| Good. Gonna dump it tomorrow and actually turn a profit on this trash |
| Winning the lottery is indeed much easier if you know the numbers in advance |
| Tendies from Wendy’s |
| Was up 800% (6200 port value) and ended the day up 200% (1900). |
| Fullport rddt tomorrow lol |
| RDDT was 25% of my port let's gooo. No more offering myself behind the wendy's dumpster |
| How much do you guys make at work? (If ur job is losing money in capital markets I don’t wanna hear from u) |
| yeah thats the plan. i saw a bunch of 3-5x's this year but market seems in a weird spot now. nothing jumping out at me |
| They should try unfucking their manufacturing process. |
| Dang it Reddit why no notifications when you pump |
| You'll get there, target price over $400\n\nWait 12-18 months after IPO before buying next time. |
| noooo not tmrw, I sold today "at the top", pls let me re enter first, then yes 200 incoming |
| You don’t belong here. |
| Check out the W pattern on the SOXL daily chart. Looks like semis will rally again soon |
| Holy fuck, that RDDT news. |
| Guys wallahi I don't think AI is a bubble |
| huh |
| There isn’t one, but next time you see one just go for it. Shares if ur a pussy |
| All in on spy |
| “I AM HEREBY DECLARING IT ILLEGAL FOR STOCKS TO GO DOWN. IF ANY STOCK GOES RED ITS GOING TO JAIL. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER - DJT” |
| Nice for us that bought a week ago I guess lol.\n\nIt's undervalued, great fundamentals.\n\nTarget price: $410 |
| Market only goes up |
| 50k loss from Reddit?? Why? |
| Just watching $SPCX and $HTZ keep dumping is getting me soooooo HAAARD...🤤🍆 |
| when you're right, you're right. |
| thats all in the past though. what is the next easy 3-5x |
| Believe it or not, calls! |
| Almost never |
| I betcha it hits $60 before it hits $300 |
| What was your high school mascot? /s |
| I told my job I want $180k and they said they need to discuss it but I got an interview tomorrow?? |
| The llms all have very gay names. |
| I’m not buying 💩 until the next dump. Have cash. Sept isn’t a good month. |
| Bro got a 10 year old account and comments endlessly.. bots LMAO |
| I’m kinda amazed at the poor quality of the call presentations. Even Apple is garbage on the earnings calls. I guess the quants don’t care. |
| sir this is wendy |
| My moves tomorrow are the wrong ones |
| Mr money bags |
| Dang it Reddit why no notifications when you pump |
| You just confirmed their comment |
| Should i do golden corale or hibachi tonight 🤔 |
| This taco bell about to rotate into a real difficult bathroom trip |
| RDDT |
| First time with an earnings release? |
| Hmm interesting. I'm 23k underwater on my October puts because of this bs, I might have to just bite the bullet ughh |
| SOXL back to $300 by mid Sept |
| Reddit was a good buy yesterday, nflx looks decent definitely not a double up tho, msft for months was below 400, aaoi was less than 80 like 2 weeks ago |
| why cant they tell us before they do it!!!!! |
| Yup |
| True, think Redditors skew upper middle in general and just view anything below $100k as lower class. It's possible to get a nice salary like that in Europe, but unless you are going to one of the smaller countries there's much less of them percentage-wise - then like you said it's harder to grow/compound the savings and build wealth. \n\nI think if most (the 80% having tough time) knew about the social safety nets in Europe they'd prefer it, but the top 1% control the system and are able to keep the middle fighting the lower instead of having them unite against the upper. It'll be interesting to see if the ultra-wealthy are able to convince the lower and middle to fight for no income taxes which is next on the carving block while they destroy/take away even more social programs. |
| Yes my acc isn't too big so I have to practice risk management. |
| Wish Citadel would bite me and anal me |
| I think I like women |
| Market can stay irrational longer than you can be rational |
| Bruhs the entire market about to rotate into Palantir on a golden cross 😳 |
| Read this comment chain back then revisit that question bud |
| “We’re going to bomb them to the Stone Age” loads up on calls “they agreed to a ceasefire” |
| Impressive! Don't forget about Uncle Sam! |
| I did both today scalp scalp scalp |
| Rddt crashes 20% after earnings beat, and now being added to the sp500. Nothing to see here. |
| after all my stock research today onds still looks like the best bet to me |
| Mr baker used to be a big executive\n\nNow he's selling apples on the corner\n\nPaper says that things are getting\n\nBetter maybe pretty soon hard times be over\n\nUsed to be a time when\n\nThere was a dividing line\n\nBetween the pigs in mud and those in clover\n\nPaper says thatthings are getting\n\nBetter maybe pretty soon hard times be over\n\nI just got a lеtter from a\n\nFellow that I used to know\n\nClеaned up in the market but\n\nThe crash hit him hard\n\nNow he’s selling papers on\n\nA small town avenue\n\nHad to sell his house and\n\nWife and even his dog\n\nPicket lines and bread lines and "Buddy\n\nDo you have a dime"\n\nEven corner drunks are getting sober\n\nPaper says the things are getting\n\nBetter maybe pretty soon hard times be over\n\nI just got a letter from a\n\nFellow that I used to know\n\nCleaned up in the market but\n\nThe crash hit him hard\n\nNow he's selling papers on\n\nA small town avenue\n\nHad to sell his house and\n\nWife and even his dog |
| Cramer clowning bears feels toppy |
| Microsoft and NVIDIA! |
| Okay just took my 10 dollar profit and ran lmao |
| RDDT “going” to be added. They can still blow it |
| Pump up the jam, pump it up\nWhile your feet are stomping\nAnd the jam is pumping\nLook ahead, the crowd is jumpin'\nPump it up a little more\nGet the party goin' on the dance floor\nSee, 'cause that's where the party's at\nAnd you'd find out if you do that |
| The IRS won |
| could SP500 have a bigger impact on RDDT because volume is usually so low? |
| This company has gone full circle. |
| Sir, this is a casino |
| where are those now though? nothing looks like a good buy |
| Amazon and Google! |
| Damn bro you’re kind of retarded huh? |
| Just 1? |
| Citadel has let me win on 30/31 trades over 1 month, this means they’re about to bait me and anal me |
| FML |
| Im so glad RDTL exits, lets ride |
| There were hundreds of easy 2x, 3x, 5x, 10x opportunities just from buying shares in the last year and half. You idiots just buy some bullshit and blow the rest on 0dtes |
| Makin it rain 🌧️ |
| What's your average ? |
| Lmfao based alert. Warren is a fool 0dte spy calls til they hit |
| Comp bumped up and a random bonus 🤌 |
| https://preview.redd.it/umll43wxs7jh1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=50d0b3129183b93579437a0c810e7f05845a54c8 |
| I’m just going to continue to Bullout |
| $220 😮💨 |
| cuz it is a good company? It's not too cheap but it prints cash. Actually compared to other companies, it is cheap lmao. why would it not be in the s&p? it has waited long enough imo\n\n |
| taco + scam pump incoming |
| I bought a NBIS call with a breakeven of 261.4 what yall think it expires tmrw |
| I saw that leaving dinner last night and thought it was an error 999 million. Wow. |
| I mean Ive done what OP has done and I can say 30k is easy. Its a huge amount. Even 5% gains on 30k is a lot. 10k is a lot harder. |
| It’s just tryin to get some pamp let it do its thing |
| You can get another one. |
| just my opinion |
| Mm hmm. Who cares about the Bank Balance ⬇️\nFollowing 🫡 |
| Fuck you |
| Snxx gonna keep printing! |
| To be fair, Palantir was a bit a bag holder until 2024. |
| Screams in 401k |
| SANDIE GO!!! |
| Rddt already had all of its content siphoned into llms. Its basically a twitter alternative now |
| Reddit added to the sp500? The end is closer than i thought 🧸 |
| Should have used that money to buy Wendy's |
| As far as I’m concerned anyone driving a new Tesla is an absolute garbage person and so is whoever they’re married to lol |
| From the chart RDDT still sitting at the low of it's most recent low/high uptrend... |
| my 14DTE calls would've printed if i held. oh well at least i sold for break even |
| Are you crazy??? Every metric shows it's still undervalued LOL. |
| Lol bullish af on onds |
| Hovr |
| Predictions for my 1k of 2dte QQQ PUTS for tomorrow? |
| Because they want to feel validated and say "SEE I TOLD YOU" |
| All I need it GOOGL back to $400, and OPEN back to $5.25, is that so much to ask? |
| yes good - pump the bags |
| gamestonk is gonna squeeze to the moon |
| I'll admit, never could have imagined this 14 years ago |
| And to think I just added the RDDT calls for Sept on my watchlist like a 🤡 |
| Source- Reuters |
| You know what this means?\n\nr/wallstreetbets is in the S&P 500!\n\nYou're in the S&P 500! \n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/1c6g44jfs7jh1.png?width=650&format=png&auto=webp&s=9a106031c236f6cb806f581cb0e9bae6916ed456\n\nWe're all in the S&P 500! |
| Sell the news |
| People still don't understand how valuable it truly can be. IMO one of these larger companies should have already tried to acquire it, but they are retards who don't see the value. |
| Let's go Koreans\n\nNeed SKHY to get pumped\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/s2yfiqdhs7jh1.png?width=1021&format=png&auto=webp&s=507c8cdce8cdc98ed3660a05eff86b0659cc929b |
| RDDT overvalued af, especially now. I wouldn't chase |
| Built my position when it fell to the 80s a few weeks ago |
| Puts or calls for tomorrow? |
| When will RDDT hit 250? |
| Anyone carrying onda puts? |
| how can i invest in it? |
| Interesting how the highest upvoted comment is a snarky one that doesn't answer the question |
| Would you throw me 100k please |
| You saw this post and that was your first thought? |
| house of the dragon is quite a good series |
| You should though. Salty fries + salty pretzels means drink sales will go up, which are the highest margin item. |
| I wouldn’t call 2 weeks out leaps lmao that was most of the money maybe 1k off that November |
| amusingly it will do better than your bond backed social security... I've learned to embrace the normie way of thinking, it is so relaxing rather then getting all artistic autistic with crayons and shit\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/ggfsyx0cs7jh1.png?width=549&format=png&auto=webp&s=6a427e3d87be916c4655ec080b5b3cdd6137e3b7\n\n |
| If people are paying $100k for faster access to 🥭 posts ...\n\nHow about $1k a month for early access to my trades? Just reverse me, easiest money you'll ever make |
| Narrator: It did not |
| SAN DIEGO!!!! |
| So you're saying RDTL? |
| They invested in Carvannah and Coinbase be happy this time they invested in a real company at least |
| Like a mother sucka! |
| Added to S&P |
| so what are we thinking of HOTD season 3? any good? |
| Wait until everyone else hears the news this hasnt even begun to pop! |
| currently up 245% , shoulda bought god damn leaps. |
| Stock sold off for no reason yet again after earnings. It’s going to connect with reality soon enough. They have killed it every quarter. |
| \> $200? |
| Apparently due to a merger of another company |
| wait what was the news on RDDT? |
| To whoever won the Powerball last night… go fuck yourself. |
| Fr. It was 220 and beat and raised guide twice and crashes both times lol |
| Unfortunately, there is no one-size-fits-all approach. Right solution for your business depends on employee count, geographic footprint, number of countries where payroll needs to be processed, and the complexity of functions such as benefits, time tracking, recruiting, performance management, etc. In general, it's like a Lego set - all these components can be supported by different products that are interconnected. \n\nAmong the major players, SAP SuccessFactors is biggest competitor. They offer heavy discounts if you are already using their ERP products of Finance, Supply Chain, Inventory etc.\n\nFor smaller and mid-sized businesses, BambooHR, Gusto, and ADP make more sense. They don't offer the same depth or global capabilities, but they do the job and are cost-effective. |
| Love it all! |
| Reddit s&p, this world is autistic af lmao |
| just invest in ARRK and dont look back at it for 20 years |
| NFLX run to 85? |
| I have as well. I need a win |
| Time to go 4x leverage on RDDT tomorrow |
| What do you guys think of hood nflx uber cmg lulu |
| I’m up $30 today 🤣 |
| It dumps on earnings a lot. Their updated Q4 guidance low end is now above the pre earnings analyst estimate high end. This is profit taking, it will go up. |
| past 2 days of market have been stale af |
| I ~~think~~ |
| when can we eiffeltower ryan cohen |
| I did, however I don’t think this should reassure you as I imagine I will lose money tomorrow same as every other day this week. |
| Blessed I didnt sell my call yet. Usually im on the other of the stick lol |
| Parliament-Funkadelic |
| I actually sold today cause it looks like it's cooked. Rejected 200 day candle. Rip |
| RDDT is still a cheap entry even after the news..... |
| Mid August is weird ass timing |
| Fuck |
| "Pump my bags"Warren Buffet |
| Ah, she is a special ed teachers nice work bud! |
| Are we pumping RDDT now? |
| Terafab |
| 😔 |
| You don't want to be on the same side as my trades. Sorry. |
| That’s what they want though |
| Opening at $200? Yes or no? |
| Nflx back on the menu |
| Quick get all the parents, uncles and aunties using this |
| I can reassure you, that you will lose money tomorrow |
| ONDS still? Interesting. |
| 100% -put sells on soxl has verb rewarding by not being too risky and taking profits whenever I’ve found a decent buyback premium if not outright pennies. Not letting greed steal from profit |
| Look at the all time chart. You're gonna need patience as a RDDT holder, but it's going to keep going up. |
| While bonds, energy and everything else get worse no less |
| 📉🙏💀 |
| MAN FUCK DELAYED GRATIFICATION I WANT MONEY NOW |
| This afternoon I was 20 seconds away from opening a $170 covered call, and cashing in my August 21' 145 calls on the small bump today. Thank fuck I got distracted and forgot!!! |
| Only if redditors bought the companies they used |
| I am counting on wsb degens to pile on tomorrow 🙏 |
| https://preview.redd.it/ygbaxtxir7jh1.png?width=594&format=png&auto=webp&s=25c56dda732a6867516f6eeefd556294fd96fb42\n\nIf only those trading algo bots could read.... and see the drivel here. Money is a fucking meme. |
| RIP BIG DAWG |
| Gayest stock ever |
| No |
| Man fuck delayed gratification, I WANT MONEY NOW |
| RDDT with its dirty green piss boner |
| Alright RDDT, bring me back from the dead |
| Your mom was motivating me |
| Spidermog is the only cool superhero, surprised marvel hasn’t learned that yet. |
| spy500 index has turned into a way to just offload turds into peoples retirements |
| $200+ |
| the three seashells |
| All thanks to sndk |
| it would be extremely funny if the ECB liquidated all European owned us treasury holdings in response to US selling euro to prop yen carry trade. |
| Wonder why |
| Who bought puts at close? I need some reassurance from fellow regards |
| https://preview.redd.it/vfnhf3pjr7jh1.jpeg?width=1206&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1553778cb87edfddfca025f78723717dee34ad74\n\n \nBig gains today |
| Tf you mean what it is? |
| You used gpt to write this shit? |
| No and they can't tell you about these "government contracts" either or announce fucking JLEO. |
| We ride at dawn!!!!! |
| THE S&P500 IS NOW HIGHLY REGARDED |
| With all these ads they better be soaring |
| I'll have a turkey sub with onions, lettuce, tomatoes and your SPECIAL sauce.\n\nNow chop chop, boy! |
| Tesla pumped 14% in two weeks off vibes |
| Ow, we want the pump 👏 \nGive up the pump 🫵 \nOw, we need the pump 📈 \nWe gotta have that pump 🐂 |
| Koryos need to keep this going |
| It's messed up I can't buy a nice rotisserie chicken on my lunch break and come pick it up at dinner. Like yeah I'm here to pick up bird "H6" |
| It’s Opposite Day |
| You'll need more than that to revive this bag. |
| S aaaand P inclusion. Millions more stock buyers guaranteed |
| How exactly is it absolutely deserved? |
| looks like Silver Lake but i was hoping Bending Spoons or (*company that shall remain nameless*) |
| $175k on one ticker? Either this is going to age beautifully or become a legendary loss porn post .Good luck, hope the trade works out. |
| Hi stuff |
| Limited Partners to the underwriter that issued the stock. Classic as time play and for good value tbh snow handles a bit of data |
| Following |
| $300! 😛 |
| “You don’t ask the barber if you need a haircut” Warren Buffet |
| Apparently not very well |
| Dune mogged them. I’d lowk short doomsday looks like a nothing burger movie that’s gonna review bad |
| You gotta be kidding me. I added a $135 1/27 call today, I never time these things. |
| Still have a knuckle sandwich with your name on it. Beat it punk |
| Source: terrorists |
| kinda like yours... |
| wtf is reedit doing |
| It's hot garbage for recruiting and hiring. I absolutely hated it for going through candidates/applications \n\nAnd then using it for myself as an employee,. Even worse. |
| what’s the chances COHR & AMAT up 30% tomorrow |
| Every time I look at CRWD its up another 6-8% |
| Oil, gas, food, insurance, rent, everything going up, but inflation is cooling. Riiiiight. AI house of cards economy...everyone passing around the same data dollars in the data center circle jerk...gov can only get away with fraudulent numbers for so long, Iran war will see to that...corporate earnings up on consumer gouging...S&P pe ratio at historic highs...bond vigilantes demanding rates not seen since 2001...bloated pig slow walking to the slaughter house... |
| bruh i was scared and didnt do calls on nu, now im sad |
| Oh damn, I’m out of touch lol |
| The only good thing about this shit chat is that you can set the character limit. I do not want to see most long comments, they are usually rambling or gpt |
| I’m down bigly so I’m gonna yolo SPY 0DTEs and hope it saves me |
| Lol by who and for what price? Current price or above is insane. |
| shad up and make me a sandwich |
| Rddt with the big studly green boner |
| imagine being WSB and not buying CRWD when you thought it was going bankrupt. |
| Doomsday got moved back actually |
| Meh |
| yeah i think this is like pre-facebook ad monetization timeline we are in. |
| We’re in the upside down now |
| Hey man can I borrow some money? |
| It will be acquired |
| Isn’t Doomsday dropping the same day? They’re gonna print that weekend. |
| $SNOW is an institutional scam. Net income continues to decline year after year, EPS barely going up to meet cash flow. Good company or not, the stock is wildly overvalued. |
| Israel 🔥 |
| Open the casino it’s pampin time! |
| I’m stuff |
| Can’t manipulate algos without a few key buzzwords |
| Macros keep getting worse. Industrialized population decline. |
| Stuff about the new deal, if they dont make out like bandits on their deal they are idiots |
| The best monetization mechanism so far is paid ads in the chatbox (lmao). It’s a fucking bubble bro. |
| Imagine not owning NBIS or MU lmao |
| Squeeze inbound, only 2 days before addition and the float is very low. |
| I <3 20 year olds |
| I hope by some miracle onds gets dumped to $7 tomorrow |
| Time to wear my RDDT hoodie\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/lo32usbtq7jh1.jpeg?width=3938&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cae2c7c6a4a6c74db47e0a5aac316d5d40d45a4e |
| Yall think buying AMC before the dune movie comes out is the move? IMAX too? |
| We should call it the S&P 499 now. |
| How is RDDT a meme? it's a money printer |
| only concern on Reddit is North American market being saturated in terms of DAU. but they just started monetizing |
| 2 UAE ships attacked in the Strait. Source- Al Jaz |
| Yes, blame everyone else for your decision. |
| I am in literal shock RDDT is actually feeding me rn |
| Any of my G’s in AAOI |
| It would be very RDDT |
| But idiots making dumb bets IS my exit liquidity.... |
| Nice !!! Rddt to $200 ! |
| Ban |
| Nice, another AI / bot play |
| It was at like 270 a year ago |
| Psh, we don’t serve fries at Auntie Anne’s 🥨 |
| Thanks man! |
| They sell semiconductor fab equipment |
| When I heard this, my pee pee soared |
| If only there was one closer than two states away from me |
| easy for bulls |
| S&p500 |
| Tf is a certificate |
| Selected for S&P500 |
| Shit, let it do 20 |
| “I can’t keep doing this” \n\nI don’t know man. It seems like you got this whole giving money away thing figured out. |
| Pump it. Rug pull in a few weeks 😈 |
| Bro bought at the tippy top and complaining about "YTD performance".... Good riddance, see ya in 5-10 years! I'm guessing we will all still be using this site |
| This is what im expecting friday, we will see i got a couple thousand on it |
| The way Reddit cropped this, made me think it was a gain 💀\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/63ixuc4mq7jh1.png?width=1280&format=png&auto=webp&s=dd7252253fe4762c21271da64b4da84ffe2fad1c |
| dude which was a bullshit pullback to begin with.. wallstreet has no idea how to classify reddit. They tanked on earnings IMO because they dont have strong c-suite presentation skills / confidence / etc.. |
| We pump into the weekend like Peter North 💦 |
| Thought momentum died first half of year? |
| #RDDT BAGHOLDERS UNITE 🙏🤝🤲👐🫶🙌🫂👥️🕺💃🕴👯♂️ |
| Calls on your wife |
| 🤮 |
| Why not just inverse yourself then? |
| Im so pissed its insane. |
| Us dudes will say this, but then completely forget that anger is also an emotion lmao. |
| I went long on Cisco Earnings and after the stock dropped like a brick I look at a 20% loss... should I hold the certificate in hopes it goes up (soon) or should I sell? |
| Then why microcenter giving them away for free |
| #REDDIT JOINING THE S&P 500 |
| Not even. \n\nAnd still way down compared to a month ago |
| BREAKING: Reddit, $RDDT, is being added to the S&P500\n\n\nARE WE DEGENS IN REDDIT OR WE JUST USE THEIR APP TO POST LOSSES |
| My guy did you see the numbers? lol |
| Right |
| Don’t worry nothing is real anymore |
| I spend too much time focusing on work and not enough on the markets. I'm fucking myself over to enrich the corporate figureheads. Fuck me! |
You inspired me to build this. The only reason elon can do what he does is because he always has buyers because of his megaphone. Anyways heres a link where you can track everything he does including the sec fillings before he runs dumbass polls on X. The business is create buyers for your stock and sell to them then start a new company and repeat.  Musk Infrastructure Watch (Live EDGAR) Live bot watching Musk, SpaceX, Tesla and related-party SEC filings. Infrastructure moves, debt chain, catalyst calendar. kaydeep0.github.io |
| Your easily swayed candy ass would have sold at $40 get real |
| S&p500 |
| You still can |
| My wife said if I take up options trading she'll take up drugs. I can't take the risk. |
| rddt $200 8/21 |
| It’s 20 years old and we’re getting middle innings of AI boom. Nothing special about the stock. |
| When is spy earnings report |
| NU that hasn’t reached its peak earlier in the year. All the NU bots out now beware |
| Now and by RDDT joining SPY |
| So everytime my 96 yo Granny hit buy on Spy, she buys a lil bit of Internet Degeneracy ? BOOLISH |
| BRUH\n\nTf is a ‘RDDT fute’ |
| $NU and $MU a love story |
| **BanBet Lost** — /u/uber_pro (0W - 1L, 0%)\n\n| Ticker | Entry → Target | Move | Time | Result |\n|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|\n| **SPY** ▲ | $773.06 → $800.00 | +3.5% | 3d | Lost | |
| Use trade halts to your advantage @ Haltwire(dot)com |
| https://preview.redd.it/lau40tf9q7jh1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c36e082370036522789ae4871300b0893212ccb9\n\n \nLiterally just got this fortune in my Panda Express, gona sleep easy tonight. |
| Pltr call yolo went good today |
| I missed my chance for generational wealth listening to you fucks and not buying RDDT ipo at $30.\n\nFuck you all. |
| Sure, I just think the selective nature of what the market pumps off of is goofy. |
| I’ve got to assume we’re not the customer, whichever HR drone selected them must be the customer. Because for me as the end user it’s just another shitty website that looks like some dude crapped it out over a long weekend. |
| GUH |
| Every single option I’ve bought this week has failed |
| Do you work for them? |
| You win |
| Do it |
| I think we're overdue for a 🥭 into the weekend SPY killing shitpost. |
| HOW AND WHERE |
| False. Reddit is a $173 stock. |
| Puts on my marriage |
| Nice! I have 200 shares going to get called away at 172.5, but still holding June 2027 leaps bought when it tanked 20% on earnings. |
| I missed my chance for generational wealth listening to you fucks and not buying the ipo at $30.\n\nFuck you all. |
| damn, was gonna add reddit but didnt. |
| What’s going on?? |
| Lol you're still dead |
| RDDT go brrrrr |
| Rule no. 1 never underestimate the power of greed |
| Bot filled bs that you spend all your time on when you aren’t bagging fries |
| Regards!!! We are going to be inside SPY! |
| I love to see yolo action |
| what are you referring to.. ? |
| Trimming SCHH then buying up again yesterday paid off for me today, thank you REITs. |
| Always has been. 🔫👨🚀 |
| In August. In this economy? I must be a bot |
| It’s so cheap that people want to just buy the whole company and take it off the market |
| Friday and at ath |
| Thats an optical illusion. In reality it's a deep red. It's caused by disruptions in neural pathways. |
| Reddit is a 200$ stock yall, im serious it could be even higher longer term |
| Don't worry lil bro OP already got me. Next time I post an image someone made by someone on social media with a mugshot & questionable text under it I'll call you up to verify the authenticity |
| Meanwhile, me\n\nMaybe next week I'll join you since I don't plan on selling...DEGEN UNITE 😭😭😭😭😭\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/prrdwjo4q7jh1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a9e2a28b661483d668554e23a4253d95b3c45edd |
| if you realise the loss your Reddit stocks will no longer be down 25%\n\nFollow me for more financial advice |
| No reason to dump |
| Yeah it’s most liquid but all the big boys play games |
| Yoooo leggo |
| Sure, but it is still pretty blatant manipulation |
| I literally sold my RDDT futes right before close ahead of the weekend. Are you fucking kidding me. Fuck this shit is rigged |
| # SNDK PUTS |
| Can fucking Asts moon already I'm SICK |
| I'm just going to bite the bullet and ask: so, what actually is AMAT? |
| Since when do they do this on Thursday? |
| All the ppl who were shitting on Reddit 🤡🫵 |
| Whoever didn’t buy before was blindsided.\n\nNvm everything, just the margins on us shitposting are huge. |
| Right there with you. Went from 50k to 270k and then back to 150k. Taking less wild swings. |
| Did my job |
| Top signal |
| *This "pivot." Is it in the room with us now?*\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| You're all thinking rookie numbers.\n\nRemember with AI anything is possible... They just need to announce a pivot to AI and lay off 90% of their staff and outsource the remaining. |
| Just a straight bull scrolling |
| RDDT is the only one of my big meme buys a few months ago that actually looks promising (F U ONDS, OKLO) |
| All the same |
| 🤡 |
| When we whine we do it in a manly, noble way |
| IT'S NOT DEAD JIM!\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/b0u7bpdyp7jh1.jpeg?width=864&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fda705527ad4938feece364bb228fb5549a78b0a |
| Honestly still early on rddt...probably rips to 250 |
| Fuck $SNOW. No reason for it to go up on WDAY news. It's already beyond overpriced. This is like peak TSLA levels. I'm gonna keep adding to my short. |
| It only makes sense for spy to dump tomorrow. Therefore my puts are fucked |
| tbh, in my long career I’ve never worked at a company where the software they use is universally liked, saying the software you use is a pile of crap is par for the course |
| You’re actually taunting shadows my guy |
| Doesn't sometimes dump when added?\n\nSerious question |
| But some of us just want to see the world burn |
| considering CBRS, RIOT, ONDS |
| Now this platform is official ... regarded |
| S&P 500 inclusion |
| Looks like a good mid term investment to me. |
| https://preview.redd.it/fy80mkpvp7jh1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a23a1d57eaadd5f20ea82339ff4a4673dcab1c02\n\n \nYes, I will be his property |
| Bunch of regards |
| Never too late to buy high sell low |
| Have you ever tried twinks? |
| So can we clone Volker and rapid age him in time to take over the Fed in 2029? |
| If reddit does not lock the fuck in on controlling who can access their data they are totally cooked, they god damn better figure it out |
| Literally. Upload your resume and then spend the next 30 mins re entering all details or fixing it |
| u/spez is a jabroni |
| Could I have 100K of that? |
| What does Reddit open at tomorrow morning? |
| 90+% margins brother. This is a money printer in the making. |
| NGL when are we getting a SPY stock split? |
| Runs up 35% or so and then corrects for months. That’s in a bull market which is now long in the tooth |
| Reddit will die. It's inevitable. Only a matter of time. |
| RDDT to join S&P bitches |
| CBRS announcement on 18th aug, is it a good buy>? |
| Yeah, they are only down 25% from when I bought instead of 30%.... |
| AOC's net worth is under $100k? I can be her sugar daddy |
| BREAKING: Reddit, $RDDT, is being added to the S&P500\n\n\nARE WE DEGENS IN REDDIT OR WE JUST USE THEIR APP TO POST LOSSES |
| Full port RDDT? |
| Acquire and delete it please |
| Let’s see AI try to babysit grown ass adult project managers who don’t know how to account for the work their teams are completing |
| Yesterday: RDDT is a $80 stock.\n\nToday: RDDT is a $500 stock. |
| Inverse Reddit by buying RDDT |
| what is the stock to enter tomorrow? |
| wall street has become too pumped, time to play hyper leveraged crypto 😎 |
| RDDT is sitting on some of the most valuable information on the internet right now. I think the new deal with Google will be very very lucrative. |
| dude wants to fuck skeletor |
| Good. I need my puts to print |
| It better not impact my ability to score my team “meets expectations”.\n\nAnd it certainly better not impact my quarterly, semi annual and annual reviews.\n\nWhere will I go if I need to document…anything?!\n\nFuck that piece of garbage I hate it so much. Hopefully it’s a buy to kill situation. |
| I’m guessing this is the peak of S&P if retards are being added in |
| Dang. I almost closed mine today. Guess I’m selling 200 shares at 172.50. Still holding leaps though! |
| Thanks bro 🫡 |
| My port is going up and futures aren't even open, much less the market. Smth funky is going on |
| i mean dude longlong-term yeah buy whenever (today/next week/etc), i think entry point below $200 will be gravy 5+ years down the road..\n\nthat said - if you're trying to hold shorter or call options then maybe wait for a pullback |
| My 401k is investing in this bot filled bs? God damnit |
| Love this. |
| doubt. market cap too low. |
| Whats up with Wendys? |
| A renewal deal with Google may be in the works too. Disclaimer I own some Reddit. |
| AVB |
| love this, absolutely deserved.\n\ndiamond hand, 220 next week |
| My whole team got laid off from there last month and replaced with offshore. I sold all my stock in anger. I’m finally regarded. |
| I sell everything too damn early. Microsoft way before it hit $500, UNH too early and now Reddit. Blimey! |
| So what in your opinion is an example of a *good* application |
| 9% is not soaring when you’re down 30% YTD and 1 year back. It’s a terrible investment |
| Question for everyone saying the numbers are fake, where do you get your real inflation statistics? |
| https://preview.redd.it/pzsiuz4jp7jh1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=93b8099612a86d7b5ab398ef9333ece0d77c1442 |
| Everyone is welcome! I sold all my shares 2 days ago |
| I just want my $RDDT to make it back to my buy price. I don't care about profits anymore... |
| When you can bounce a quarter of those firm apples 😩👌 |
| Reddits basic setup is perfect for innately higher quality data, you have automatic categorization and *fantastic* opportunity for targeted advertising |
| Yep. Retarded. |
| No amount of RDDT added to SPY is enough to save my busted ass calls |
| Rddt weeklies baby |
| Buy high sell low. |
| I’m glad that one guy finally turned their HTZ bots off.\n\nKudos to the DRAM bag holders today by the way. |
| Too late |
| Who do you even see who has a bearish posts? Its like 90% SPY cheerleaders in here, youre taunting shadows |
| This rddt shit gonna make spy pump again isn’t it |
| Bro why am I so late on things like how did I miss rdtt |
| Working at the dealership you really get to see the public as their true selves |
| There was nothing super concrete to say Reddit's growth has peaked. Just speculation. |
| Raised guidance, largest backlog and largest single quarter backlog increase. \n\nYa they spent a lot of money but most of the increase was for stock compensation. \n\nJust seems a little crazy to have a 20ish % swing negative when the company is showing it is very healthy. |
| The peak for NU is 18.93 gl I got out with no damage during that draw down |
| My RDDT bags are lighter holy fuckkkk |
| Let’s go boys |
| sndk 1600 would be rad |
| Me and my reddit and NU fellas are eating lobster tomorrow 😎 |
| White girl ass was always mid as hell let’s not |
| AJNMY anyone know about this bottle neck in the chip supply? |
| Should I buy Reddit right now or to late ? |
| Love to see it |
| I don't like banks much. I bought when it fell to 10 and sold when it hit 14, because they have a good narrative with their expansion. But I wouldn't expect them to explode, steady growth maybe |
| Good work. Don’t give it all back |
| The drop put my csp in the money, and that new position has been printing, I'm not mad about it |