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| Great strategy...do options next! 🤣 |
| Passive income baby!! 🤑 |
| what race |
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| On stocks, not shitcoins lmao |
| CORN is the modern day tulip. Only once it finally dies will everyone admit to themselves how fucking insanely retarded the whole thing was. |
| "JUST HOLD"\n\n*c bros who have no idea what they are talking about* |
| QQQ and SLV |
| Fun Fact, your portfolio would have performed better just by keeping only Bitcoin. |
| How do u suggest I select promising cryptos? |
| So tomorrow: AGQ or ZSL |
| No one ever says that for shit coins... |
| Uber Netflix or Silver tomorrow? |
| HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA |
| Crypto Bros got me 🤕 |
| I eat ass |
| 🤕 |
| Narrator: it didn't. |
| Lmao 🤣 |
| How is this a gain? From your screenshot, you lost money. \n\nAnd “buy and forget” is a terrible method of investing. |
| That’s why they’re called shit coins lol |
| You should have selected them at random then. You’d have done a better job with returns. |
| 😂 |
| Patriots just having their way with the Jets. Not even bothering with 2nd or 3rd downs. \n\nJust scored 14 points in about 2 minutes, like no defense was on the field.\n\nCalls on CRCL. |
| Lol you again , im fine bro ,regards are like baby sea turtles , first few years its a question of survival after that its smooth sailing. Now go full port silver like i told you to, im obviously not reckless with my money so you can trust my advice |
| You even staked some of them 🙂 Bravo! |
| Robinhood refuses to issue MANY BTC gifts. Still waiting, and this was claimed how long ago? As the value of BTC continues to drop? Seems like they are waiting until BTC drops, and then issue the currency. It might not be much, but when you factor in how many people were supposed to receive their gift, it becomes stealing millions of dollars. Or in their case “saving” but that would mean they would have some inside info. And that’s the issue. Many will read this, and say it’s a conspiracy. But please remind me, after I have won my lawsuit against them. Stay safe |
| Enron was literally making its profit by secretly trading derivatives and parking funds in personal bank accounts of the CFO to hide losses and show consistent returns.\n\nLMK when NVIDIA's balance sheet is mostly trading GPU derivatives. |
| https://preview.redd.it/3ldtgpjqmz9g1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7e9a29d0db367a679baa850005677b9c9bb12913 |
| I get a little bit Genghis Khan |
| Buy and forget is not the problem. \nI suggest you to select *more* carefully 👍 |
| Starting to get so depressed i only want to stick to msci world and sleep well at night. Betting on either 1000% gain or 100% loss is just too scary. Fullporting silver would make you a massive bagholder on the vast majority of years, missing out on big compounding stock gains. Life is so infinitely stressful i hate it. Terrified every day of something stupid. I just wanna live in normal stability for hustly for survival every day. I curse the day i was born every waking second and the instant i wake up in the morning with a still beating heart. I want to do a job i don't hate that lets me sleep 9 hours a day, in a place where i can fall asleep at 10 pm (impossible from all the stress) and some kind of retirement prospect. I don't care about getting my own house, a wife, kids, travelling, happiness or fulfillment. Just let me exist without too much pain until it's all hopefully over sooner than later. |
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| 420c if its between the two, I like strike prices that are closer to 0.5 delta when buying leaps |
| Shitcoins* |
| Be grateful you didn’t put more in. You didn’t lose much at all. |
| And never will based on your investment strategies. |
| For you it's buy and alzheimer |
| Ikr 😼 |
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| Exactly thus! He's posting, not because he needs help to fill the role, but to send a message that OpenAI cares about safety. Its pure marketing. |
| I dont have infinite money 😢 |
| The chat feature is gone? |
| I made a note to myself to not even care about 🌽 price until the new year |
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| Tahoe |
| Tahoe got 6 feet of snow in the last week from the atmospheric river |
| Cryptotard begone |
| LOLOLOLOOL WE FOOLED YOU GOOD WITH THAT STRATEGY |
| I was in at the beginning. Then lost half. |
| NVDA is heading to $250 and beyond. China is coming back online and US tech spending is not going to stop. Taiwan Semi can only build so much, so this helps spread the orders over the next several years. \n\nRemember, NVDA is CHEAPER today than it was pre-ChatGPT (based on PE). |
| They were not random. They were very carefully selected and each of them have very specific use cases and looked very promising at the time. \n\nAnd if u look at the closely, None of them are in the “Meme-coin” Category |
| You forgot cumrocket, internet computer, and fart coin to your diversified and well balanced portfolio |
| No poet.\nNo fmcc,\n\nCya next year |
| I had the 4000%. Then lost half. |
| You can trade options you just cant be a retard |
| The buy and forget is really meant for GOOD businesses, not whatever the fuck these are. |
| Hot midwestern milfs near you |
| You threw 100$ at random memecoins. |
| Aspen has had shit snow this year |
| The USD-CAD exchange fee is expensive(1.5%) and it is not the best platform for trading due to its simplicity. They haven’t implemented advanced trading tools(although they say they will), and it’s data chart is not the most reliable. |
| I wouldn't touch Coupang with a 50-foot pole. I hate all these "The Amazon of..." comparisons as no, these companies are not all the same. Coupang is essentially a U.S. company operating in South Korea, and mounting scandals and their constant butting heads with the Korean government are quickly turning public sentiment against them. This data breach is not going away potentially for years. Investors were in such a rush to buy the dip on them they didn't even stop to think this out IMO. Either they're so incompetent they overreacted and sacrifice their CEO over a data breach that turned out to be no big deal or they're trying to sweep this under the rug as fast as possible before the lawsuits hit.\n\nLike what possible reason is there to touch Coupang is the better question with so many other good stocks available. This whole thing went down during the Christmas holiday rush and there are estimates they lost 10-30% of deliveries during that period. If you want to pick up the pieces with them, wait and see how bad it hits them in their next financials call. This isn't even getting into how their expansion efforts outside South Korea and Taiwan have failed miserably and the Farfetch acquisition has gone miserably for them.\n\nSea Limited is fine and one I even considered, but I prefer MELI's moat and cash situation. SE is running into some of the same issues that plagued MELI's finance arm last I looked at them. |
| Still very good! Let’s gooo |
| Sex robots that look, act, and talk like a Russian supermodel will be in high demand\n\nHowever, the country of Russia doesn't actually profit or benefit from this\n\nThat's the root cause of Vladmir Putin's frustration and the struggle between the West vs. the East |
| maybe I should have waited to buy poet |
| The cryptards never learn |
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| Yep lol the British have massive amounts of cousin marriage |
| avgo 360c vs 420c jan 2027? |
| I’m within 5 miles of that meeting |
| How do you fuck up gold my guy, 1/20 ooga boogas |
| Trump holds 'very productive' phone call with Putin ahead of meeting with Zelenskyy |
| FNMA&FMCC-100% gain in 2025. I think were are looking at another double in 2026. |
| It’s true. |
| Gdamn is everyone tax loss harvesting 🌽 |
| Pon las papas en la bolsa |
| The cycle is in, it's going to 20k next year |
| They so deformed many of them weigh less than their SUV. And fit into one (ONE!) airline seat LMAO |
| Around what time did you buy your first option for this 11k to 86k run? |
| Wondering if any one got the trip to Hawaii 🤔 |
| This sub 😞 |
| Aspen if rich, Reno if poor |
| its prediction markets dumbass. not sports betting. the stock market is basically the same as well. learn the nuances before looking like a dud in a public setting |
| I’m liking SU and XOM. They’re boring but you can’t keep oil down this long without a recovery. Not to mention the AI boom and geopolitical shit show ongoing - both additional catalysts to these giants who own land and rights. The pick and shovel plays. |
| Canada or New York sitae |
| I have a hole and you have $20.\n\nWhat’s not to get? |
| Bad genes |
| nah. shit is finished. |
| If you wrote spouse or parent or child or employer instead of sugar daddy those stats would also sound about right |
| Best place to visit to see snow this new years weekend. Go |
| for sure they're ALL OVERVALUED. all these new companies IPO's popping up are worthless. you invest & grab 500+ shares - then they do a 12:1 or 25:1 split. now they're worth shiet and your 500+ shares are now down to a handful. literally 500+ to about 4-5 shares in an instant. it's a damn scam. |
| I’m fat so not true |
| I don’t get it |
| Praying that daddy Bezos gets another super yacht 🫡 |
| Not easy to accomplish |
| The anger is still a mystery unless the sensitive reality strings were pulled. The long reply, too. In any case, keep up the good work! |
| CCCX and TSSI are my biggest positions going into 2026, quantum and Datacenter, both currently low valuation but can make a swing upwards if momentum in the AI/Quantum scene persists, but I'd say Kindig's assessment that Energy will be a major factor in the near future is a good play, with the massive expansion and focus on HPC power supply will be a critical factor and Eaton is one of the best bets for rack mounted power management, but as always, do your own due diligence |
| $1 doge, $2 bitcoin. Wow I can look forward to $6 on day six for a grand total of $21 |
| If you think she’s hot then it’s sexy af\n\nIf you don’t then she’s nuts\n\nThis is how the world works |
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| This is the most retarded meme on the whole of wsb. Neither silver nor any sp500 stock needs exit liquidity. If you mean a higher price, more expensive does not mean more liquid. Different things. Like having smol pp and having soft pp are problems but DIFFERENT problems. |
| I’m 37 thanks. Don’t really understand what I’m lying about but sure. \n\nEveryone who commented (50+) who have similar gains in the past 4-5 years is a prodigy? It’s been pretty easy those years tbh. Throw darts and outperform the sp. \n\nNo I don’t care about attention. Really just promoting my start up, fantasy stock league. \n\nDo you create anything? Or just call balls and strikes wrong on the internet? |
| 🌽 holder till I go bankrupt |
| that’s what people said back in October when it dropped at least 10% at $49…. now it’s at $70 |
| Tylenol |
| Pray for AMZN\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/yzdmm19njz9g1.png?width=737&format=png&auto=webp&s=b56195ae0a7165baf1a6547d6c5b48f785010d4f |
| Why am I so retarded |
| all these new companies IPO's popping up are worthless. you invest & grab 500+ shares - then they do a 12:1 or 25:1 split. now they're worth shiet and your 500+ shares are now down to a handful. literally 500+ to about 4-5 shares in an instant. it's a damn scam. |
| What do you mean by British “people?” |
| Bro needs a high school education. Doesn’t know Israel has oil and gas neighbors that need annexing for the faterland (oil) |
| the gift of the night was bitcoin unless you got lucky and got a free vacation to hawaii. I missed it cause I was busy getting turned up with my friends. Missed by 3 minutes X\_X NOT TONIGHT BABY |
| Mine still hasn’t been revealed it just says it’s wrapping up still. |
| Like when gold consolidated for two months in October/November? |
| Going to 30k next year so sure, that’s feasible |
| Not talking shit. Keep lying, it will get you some nice attention, thats all we need right?\n\nHow old are you btw? |
| 🌽Sunday drilling has commenced |
| ooo I better get more |
| Read what happened to Charlie Munger in his 30s. You have plenty of time to make it. |
| and then at some point, the most hideous green candle you've ever felt go straight through your anoos |
| Haha it's all time, not yearly. This year's not as high as previous. Only about 60% return this yr |
| Crypto dumping hard (-.01%) 🤌 |
| Grocery prices can climb higher longer than you can fast for |
| 300B |
| Like Charlie Munger said the first 100k is the hardest. You have made it imo. |
| Nope |
| Based |
| You'll wear them forever. |
| Do u mean British people |
| The first was only $1.19 of DOGE |
| Why is it 71 in Missouri rn |
| Still short BTC. nothing changed between now and 5 weeks ago. no such thing as oversold. going to get much worse. |
| "Yea, the Ted Bundy movie bitch" |
| it’s Christmas week over |
| dumping hard now |
| btc sunday dump begins, back to 83k tomorrow |
| HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA |
| all Western Asians |
| Trend is friend: Grandmas are stepping out of retirement to trade silver, SLV is free money until 100. |
| Anybody else unconventionally attractive 🤔 |
| Me gusta tu portfolio |
| Don't look now but corn about to die once and for all |
| Why isn't MU getting the attention it deserves |
| Rare metals. Things that AI and nukes love |
| $2.80 butt coin |
| I missed the 2nd one I was wondering too. I’m not missing the 3rd one today. |
| Anxiety |
| I don’t get sick when I drink. I get sick when I don’t… |
| English buddy English |
| Sex can buy money.\n\nWhat’s your point? |
| I know what puta means |
| What did rh gold members get last night? |
| Looking forward to it |
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| Try Vietnamese dong |
| regard |
| You know she's crazy when she's expressing her feelings to you in handwritten notes & letters in 2025\n\n*I can't even read or understand her writing lol* 🤫 |
| #UBER and DASH gang checking in |
| comprando los puts |
| Now is the time to hedge with $VIX. 52 week low, your welcome |
| Did you |
| Flooded with silver posts after a 170% ytd run in the middle of a parabola \n\n\nDefinitely dump incoming |
| Have a great football Sunday retards. |
| Falling for the “very productive“ bit again? |
| Never!!! |
| They’re pumping 100B in NI a year 🥱 |
| Money can buy sex |
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| Lmao this is Mr Mackey hiring that new supervisor only to fire her |
| Been using Duolingo for two years, still cant form a single Spanish sentence 😔 |
| Not indefinite exit liquidity it rather short term exit liquidity. My rule is if it’s spammed on wsb wait a week cause after the dip it’ll surge right back up |
| My fan theory about Stranger Things is that Will and Vecna are gay together and they are both secretly working together. Netflix might be the play this week. |
| Agreed. Especially since the article is from 2024. |
| Why does the zelenskyy meeting look completely AI |
| Yessssir |
| Had me until I read "Carney is a smart man". |
| Also, just to provide a bit more information, CME is raising the margin capital requirements on futures contracts by anywhere from 10% to 13% percent ***after*** market close on Monday:\n\nhttps://www.cmegroup.com/content/dam/cmegroup/notices/clearing/2025/chadv25-393.pdf(https://www.cmegroup.com/content/dam/cmegroup/notices/clearing/2025/chadv25-393.pdf)\n\nIt would have been nice if they had granted an extra day or two of reprieve to ensure an orderly wind down of extremely leveraged positions. However, I imagine that most of the large contracts holders these days are not going to be phased by this requirement. They certainly weren't earlier this month when CME raised rates by about the same amount.\n\nThe event to watch for is when CME raises margin capital requirements multiple times in quick succession. Think something on the order of one or two additional hikes in the next two weeks. That would signal that they are trying to depress silver prices and not simply stop the rally. |
| Did you try turning it off and back on again? |
| Do you even know, how e.g. polyethylene and polypropylene are made? You need to crack the shit out of any oil to get the main ingredients. You may be better off just starting with propane coming as a by-product of natgas processing. |
| Puts cause calls are the easy reverse psyche call. |
| Well my comment was about the market in general and its pretty much at ath level. Am i supposed to comment for e every individual stocks that someone bought at the recent high? If you think thats dipping, youre not ready for next true bear market. These are just high movers having a breather after big runs. And these stocks even after correcting after a good run are still in high value territory, but I know its not so common here to zoom out since everyone loves 0dtes and weeklies but if you zoom out most of the stocks are still very high with parabolic growth. \n\nIts not playing silly to say that the market is ath when it is. High beta stocks acting like high beta stocks doesnt mean much and are still at high prices. No wonder so many people burn all their gas very early. Next true bear market will be interesting. Lot of people werent here in 2022 |
| All for show to show everyone he cares about “mah societal impact”. idk why, can’t stand that guy |
| There are at least 8 major auto brands offering 0% on certain models even today |
| How high we pumping with Ukraine Russia peace deal |
| wrong. I trade and eat food |
| It's the lack of alcohol\n\nDrink more |
| https://preview.redd.it/7xdrlhoygz9g1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5602f07c1966877223e66d0f4d3e9006a11b4c60 |
| I can share the positions I’ve been building this year. |
| Calls it is |
| A tech budget isn't information you fucking regard, and its certainly not something only HFs and MMs can afford you complete moron. Your theories are dumb, but you are even dumber.\n\n\nImagine thinking hanging out on WSB with your middling IQ equips you to talk intelligibly to an industry insider. You're like a COD player trying to lecture a SEAL about room clearing. Take a look in the mirror: you're not smart -- you're a low class [failed] retail regard who writes like a high schooler with a 4th grader's reasoning.\n\n\nAs for who I am, yesterday while you wrote your GED essay of a post, I bought a new watch (Swiss movement) and dropped $5k on a winter coat, then checked out a new Rivian. The other week I blew $15k on Japanese toilets with heated seats for my multiple bathrooms because I can. My 2.25% mortgage would cripple you, not that you could qualify for it. \n\n\nI've got the finances and lifestyle you fapped about during your short failed stint cosplaying a trader. That's who I am. You should be honored I choose to condescendingly engage with a cosplaying WSB regard like you. |
| Don't tell that to the escort I just hired, she still thinks it is valuable |
| Some of you trade and deliver food and it shows… |
| Utter bullshit. |
| Just stick with gold bars but i did buy some silver bars at the beginning of the year cause i liked the stamped art on them. |
| I showed this baddie my ride and she was like “this is a movie” |
| He wants all the ho's for himself. Why do think that's his catch phrase? |
| burger done. pizza time |
| Did you get another ATH? |
| When did you buy a car and get a 2% rate?! |
| Boycotting groceries until prices come down\n\nMake Groceries Great Again |
| As I specified bot, IDK THE DIRECTION |
| I don't get how yall are pumping silver |
| Two bitches in the shower that’s a water saver. |
| Silver puts? It seems like it’s due for a pullback |
| Won't reach |
| All your other comments say otherwise. |
| It never even started. |
| He could not be, my interest on my mortgage is 2.75%. |
| #👆 |
| Thank you good sir |
| Can you tie this meme to a specific stock? Most people did fantastic this year. |
| Just like RKLB 2 years ago. Spammed all over WSB and now look at it, up hundreds of %\n\nIt’s an absolute conspiracy! |
| SLV pumping and getting hype - time for puts. |
| Thats way too much blue light |
| Constant visa runs? |
| Counter opinion: you are doing sex wrong. |
| Calls now puts longterm |
| Very normal for someone with connections such as Sam Altman, to post on X hiring a “Head of Preparedness”. I hope you bulls have fully enjoyed this shit bubble.\n[Sam Altman Hiring “Head of Preparedness”](https://x.com/sama/status/2004939524216910323?s=46) |
| That wasn’t a question it was a statement. |
| Are we expecting something good to happen? I had sold this stock and bought back in the low 20s but im down like 50% on smcx right now. Im debating in averaging down |
| This is the problem but I think vegas suck more ass |
| It’s calls. You can stop asking now. |
| I woke up\n\n\nI am going back to bed |
| Man i make 20 dollars a hour, just trying to get by every day. I really hope one day I can be in a position like yourself, but as the years tick by it seems less amd less a probability. Im 43 now. Marry Christmas and happy new year everyone |
| Why do I always feel sick the day after drinking? I think someone might be poisoning me |
| I have 120k in cash, own a business and haven’t gotten around to putting it in personal accounts yet but low key feel like the market is frothy. This means market will run now, you’re welcome guys |
| He's lying that's how |
| Christmas is over |
| There is but I’m not publishing the list until it’s final at noon ET on NYE. Otherwise it becomes a running commentary. |
| Yes. |
| SLV gonna make some of you rich, and some of you the dirtiest of poor. Don’t know the direction but good luck retards! |
| When it gets spammed on WSB, you know they are shopping for exit liquidity. |
| Reading is a critical skill to learn in one’s life. |
| Long on Nutanix. We’ve gone their route and their products deliver. |
| He isn't yet? |
| I dont know if the Fed can simultaneously hold back the tide on so many problems now. Gold and silver are all rocketing up while the central bank is dealing with an economy that is obviously not working for the general public beyond just a small handful of rich people. Sooner or later the velocity of money will collapse and then you get a completely dysfunctional monetary system. |
| i think it does |
| A lot of people.\n\nYou think people gamble on options to not buy expensive shit?\n\nWho you think can afford it in the first place? It’s not some underground brand, shits been poppin since the 1980s. |
| Type shit type shit |
| The trick is to wrap it around the penis |
| Yes, yes, you too! |
| they tolerate Asian baddies |
| [This is Fine](https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2025/dec/28/nvidia-insists-it-isnt-enron-but-its-ai-deals-are-testing-investor-faith) |
| Calls on drag queens |
| 🤔 |
| Honestly, fuck Santa anyway. This dude knows where all the naughty girls are, and won't even tell us. This is who we're trusting to pump our portfolios? |
| You make the sub fun. 🫵\n\nI’m glad your dad didn’t pull out that night. |
| PAAS could be a good play too - Pan American Silver. Although some degenerates think they are a gold focused company for some reason. |
| same way we started 2025 |
| We're at ATH. Post seems bottish. |
| Starting 2026 with no money is crazy work💀 |
| According to my research of sugardaddies:\n\n25% - 35% actually know what they're doing and like their role\n\n45% - 55% think it's mutual, but are actually being used\n\n15% - 25% dislike their role and feel stuck\n\nThat means: roughly 60–75% of sugar daddies do not truly enjoy the reality of being one... they tolerate it, rationalize it, or don’t fully understand the role. |
| who here buys chrome hearts? 😂 |
| $30 is only worth $10 now. |
| Good luck with your puts. |
| Shorted Tesla over and over again, now I have to wait for it to go down |
| https://preview.redd.it/7bfinnmhfz9g1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=feb6f58709db63bc7fa0fb57c2c1e0d4f6247b79 |
| LOL. we’ll see how this turns out for you |
| MSTR calls \n\nMSOS calls \n\nSell TSLA, NVDA, AMD calls \n\nMETA puts (for the culture) |
| Until it does |
| How did you do it? |
| Anybody ever been to Kelsey’s? How was your experience? |
| $coin |
| This. Wait for the crash |
| PUTS! Im getting march puts as the pullback might not be this week. If you’re feeling extra regarded get calls by all means, but definitely start stacking up on puts. |
| Michael Richards and an anal swab. |
| Winner is loser is winner |
| 2x short silver? GL! |
| The entire point if golfing is to get drunk and drive the cart around |
| Leaps on those then |
| No way this rally goes on |
| "incel" will be hate speech soon. |
| burger time |
| Give me another good play for this week then |
| Hope you're ok now. |
| Two weeks ago I bought calls and made a huge gain from it. Could’ve been more, but I’m still standing by my current outlook on things. |
| Tola choeng |
| It's hgh. Musk too. |
| 'why is it tanking' |
| If you need to hedge a position, you shouldn’t be holding that position in the first place.\n\n#CALLS ON SLV |
| How? |
| Nothing. Don’t play SLV now. Only way you win |
| That’s some deeply insulting cultural appropriation. Plus do you need another dating space, has u haul lost its veneer? |
| I keep my cash in SCHD right now, ready to sell it all if ish gets crazy |
| You die I die. (looking at my weeklies) |
| Generation of bag holders after this cycle is over. |
| Sounds made up |
| soaring 1 inch above ground |
| You’re just salty you didn’t buy calls 2 weeks ago |
| I don't need AI to help me make bad decisions. I'm perfectly capable of losing money all by myself |
| Short the peak |
| If something is marked as clearance, it better be under $10\n\nI'm not paying $30 for a pair of jeans\n\n🫵 Do better, retail store |
| My plan to leave the most for my family. |
| I’m buying ZSL at open 🖕 |
| Hope everyone wins their fantasy football championship today 🏆 |
| Meeting is today, this afternoon. |
| Unveiling SMCI:\nhttps://www.reddit.com/r/StockMonitoring/s/FvLgdE2eiz |
| Giants beat the Raiders in the toilet bowl right? |
| SLV CALLS OR PUTS!!!???!!!??? |
| give us monies, if u give us monies, we can buy a golden toilets. more monies pls |
| Hey man, I feel like we’ve got a lot to talk about. I sent you a message hit me back when you can. |
| Good call, can wait to see the results! |
| Yeah I’m wondering that as well |
| Unveiling SMCI:\nhttps://www.reddit.com/r/StockMonitoring/s/FvLgdE2eiz |
| Pre futes soaring up 0.08 |
| Yes, that's because most people have no disposable income to invest into anything really tbf. |
| Never say never! |
| I can’t resist cash anymore, it’s fun, it’s safe and you can have sex with it |
| selling a straddle you mean? yea sell one two weeks out . will likely print\n\nif you're buying options then u deserve to lose money. but thank you for the donation |
| Demand down, consumers cutting on spending and Russia has to sell for pennies because their refining capacity is being turned to dust by Ukranian long range strikes.\n\n\nYou're too early on that bet. |
| Bro got a seat for his electric push cart and is getting [clowned](https://www.reddit.com/r/golf/s/Pdn1gymHg5). Just rent a full cart at this point. Another reason to not use white golf towels. His clubs look like they’re covered with oven mitts too. $1,000+ bag by the way. I’m dying. |
| Ain’t no way it trades flat |
| Tastes familiar to me |
| I ate my wife's chocolate starfish the other night. |
| Nice digs |
| OP is there an updated consolidated list for top 2026 pick? |
| # Chocolate starfish!!!\n\n😳 Excuse me |
| Mondays calls if you want to work at wendys, puts if you want to own wendys |
| creeping deficit and china |
| Well then why play silly saying « we are at ath levels » when none of the stocks people trade here are near ath ? \n\nAnd yeah sure (for most of them) but people here trade options so no wonder they got wiped recently. Also people that started investing / trading in the last month are probably down because of the timing lmao. |
| You’ve got 30% of your value remaining; that’s probably how far you can still go. |
| Money is better than sex.\n\nIf you disagree, you either don’t have enough money or you don’t have enough sex. |
| They also are going balls deep on brand partnerships |
| Well, doing some basic arithmetic, looks like you’ve got another 30.03% further to go. |
| 6PM Eastern |
| To answer your question directly does margin count? |
| I sold some SLV calls so I could buy more SLV calls |
| $coin |
| It means it trades flat and you lose both ways. |
| Would a straddle play work on SLV this week? Could someone explain this to me in layman’s terms? |
| SLV, find a new wife |
| WSJ got a nice article on these OOH experiences companies are doing including Netflix. Netflix has high valuation but their brand and international exposure is hard to doubt. Just gonna hold shares and buy some more on any dips. |
| No |
| Money is just an artificial construct, man. |
| Silver miners are primed for 5-50 baggers? |
| I’m learning. Had a great 3 month run, then over leveraged and got served. |
| FCX produces all three, copper gold and silver |
| Yeah but which one makes your wife happier |
| Tesla calls at open? |
| Margin or not? |
| check around 5PM CST for that market. China opens up too. 90+ |
| Thanks! |
| How much money will I lose tomorrow ? |
| Why do you say it's not a hedge? If the dollar inflates then MSFT stock value will increase. Same is true of metals. And both may be affected by the underlying economics. |
| Geyboy Will decided to break Vecna’s leg with all that when he could have chosen to broken the neck instead |
| Down so bad I’m reading Tao Te Ching and the bible at the same time |
| Yeah man, I’d lose my life saving if it was RH |
| Meeting with Zelensky tomorrow. Any peace talks for real and precious metals gonna top. But that’s asking for a lot |
| Santa rally over? |
| $HL $CDE |
| You might be doing options wrong. |
| The necklace leads directly to sexitime. SLV shares do not. We are simple creatures. |
| If you can defeat Vecna with gay do you think calls on Grindr is a good play? |
| Aliens thereafter |
| What’s that dildo in the sink? |
| The dip? We're at an ATH buddy |
| Haha reminds me of myself. Vanguard buy and hold, vs degen options plays in a separate account. |
| Id pay good money to be as confident as this little shit bird trying to fk itself and shitting all over my passenger side mirror |
| Husband probably has wife-changing money now. So it was probably best that she got a jump on establishing life with her boyfriend |
| Raiders v Giants Tank Bowl sponsored by 🚽 |
| Prepare for a major down wick. The fed has bailed out the banks with $17 billion through the repo market. There will likely be a coordinated massive sell initiative to shake weak hands out of silver so the remaining bank shorts can cover |
| MSTR |
| We know what for |
| This comment unlocked the rest of the photo for my mind. You’re absolutely right and it’s not even close. |
| Looks like they got spooked considering the possible disruption to the industry |
| Only until we cast off these chains |
| You've done a nice job figuring out what works for you. Lessons hard learned but valuable. I am in a similar boat, core holdings plus smaller allocation to more speculative investments that I think will outperform with time. |
| Maybe they didn't like being proven wrong? 🤣 |
| I feel the same way about my office knick knacks.\n\nHand carved fungus patch? Now its just a bookholder. Old frat paddle? put it next to the wine jug full of pennies |
| Exactly |
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| !P btc |
| Narrator: he didn't |
| Well to be fair. You will actually have the physical silver in hand. |
| Yes, because I joined this sub for a laugh instead of religiously following the investment advice of idiots |
| If that's a pre-requisite for the Olympics, they better hurry up |
| 🧇🤝🧇 |
| Calls on slop |
| Y’all will spend $5,000 on some Chrome Hearts/Tiffany necklace but won’t buy SLV at market open. Regarded. |
| I do not! |
| It wants to eat doggo |
| Looks more valuable than your apartment |
| lmao literally me tsla always bounced hard around the 420 level the 4th or 5th time it touched it i went heavy with jan 10th exp\nfrom 420 it dipped harder to 383💀 back to 428 the next day then back to 383… i sold at the 385 didnt wanna lose it all, 1 week later tsla went to 430 then 450 then 490💀💀💀💀 if i stuck to my plan of selling around jan 1 i wouldve been up alot |
| Nice gains bro, 70% is solid especially if you're not yoloing into 0DTEs every week |
| What time do those doors open? |
| your risk profile can accept more risk now that your debts are paid |
| I liked the show tbh |
| Is bitcoin on schedule for its regular 1.5 hours before futures dump? |
| https://preview.redd.it/8cwv2qtlaz9g1.png?width=4000&format=png&auto=webp&s=b38a438146c8e8b94f178085b1526d1510d3ed87\n\n7 months later after buying a T-Rex skull: It was cool at first, but now I just don't care and it's just sitting there. |
| Ameririch food is especially slop. |
| I asked my Portuguese teacher about this once, and he said that Brazilians are also generally very risk-averse when it comes to investing |
| i am invested, also of course theyre capable of that. you'd have to live under a rock to think otherwise\n\nps: thats unrelated to robotics, its just llm's |
| 😮 |
| Recycling is not something that is regulated at the federal level - it is entirely regulated at the state/local level. I don't see Trump admin 'banning' recycling so I see them as a none factor, I would also look at it from a slightly different lens, Trump admin is NOT opposed to recycling/solving plastics waste (large hunting/conservation contingent) - they are anti ESG/climate change mandates. No one likes plastic waste everywhere.\n\n \nThere have been financings needed to get to this point however above upon success they will all be converted. I account for it by doing all my valuations on a fully diluted share count (prefs, convert and warrants) - about 220m shares. |
| Is there a way to invest in toilet paper futures? |
| Ahhh my beautiful homeland where all cars are white. |
| Why buy bonds to beat inflation when you could've bought a rolex and gotten 5% - 9% instant return given the 2026 price increases. |
| I’ll send you a nude so you can see I’m telling the truth |
| Open the Silverino |
| Oh I forgot, pmotiveforce is currently banned for a retarded ber banbet\n\nLet’s hope he learns his lesson |
| I want butter |
| FCX 🚀 <—- delayed rocket launch for your LEAPS |
| They have the rams |
| Damn how u get 2 percent interest on a car these days |
| Make Stranger Things good again |
| work tomorrow gonna be something else |
| Can ORCL just do something tomorrow? Up or down I don’t fucking care just something. |
| Once you taste the sweet nectar of Power Law returns, how can I go back to match index returns? Mediocrity. |
| Bers aren't real |
| Exactly, can survive many more days without food than without water. |
| This Best Buy has an "Open" sign flashing in the window like a restaurant\n\nPuts. |
| Still cleaning the 2008/9 blood off the floor |
| You perma bulls are annoying me. Puts on SLV. Can’t wait to drink your tears when Ms. Margin comes calling. |
| MPWR |
| Market has been sideways for more than a month now. |
| We Executive Members have the means and determination to win the day. |
| puts on SLV, stack up the real thing, LEAPS on copper and mining stocks. |
| Calls on H2O |
| Keep talking shit. It’ll get you far in life! |
| Sure it is bud |
| I want to be in the arena for 2026. |
| Seize the means of retail. |
| I’ve invested in silver in waves for 20 years |
| Puts on food |
| You did the right thing. Pay the debts first and foremost then go out to play. I commend you sir. |
| Silver has already happened.\n\nNext best play is food and water. |
| King status. |
| Tks man merry christmas for you |
| Can I sign up as a lesbian on grindr? |
| Be careful with that beginner's luck buddy. My first time trading options was awesome too. I couldn't believe how easy it was to make so much money. But then I traded options again LOL. And I'm back where I started lol. Good job and good luck |
| 100 by Friday? |
| China says a lot of things. |
| This Fallout season startn off real slow |
| I gave it all to my mom and dad. Beats the market every time |
| So operation 40yr old virgin was a success?! |
| Bers are super retarded |
| Charlie Munger famously stated, "The idea of excessive diversification is madness. Wide diversification, which necessarily includes investment in mediocre businesses, only guarantees ordinary results". \n\nHe often referred to the concept of over-diversification as "diworsification". His stance was that diversification serves as a "protection against ignorance" and is for "know-nothing investors". |
| Silver is $420 in Turkmenistan |
| Y’all use Fidelity for options? Why? |
| I have a huge silver dildo in my pants right now |
| China to enforce laws against hoarding/price speculation on Silver. \n\nhttps://vblgoldfix.substack.com/p/china-dont-blame-us-for-the-lbma |
| I thought the name of the game was to buy and wait until the numbers go up. My bad |
| Guess it depends what a fairytale countryside is. Yes the weather is always perfect, and the nature is breathtaking. But I also have to eat boiled dog and rat meat to survive. Thankfully beer is only 50 cents here. Pros and cons I guess |
| *770 fixed it |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/JoyLimbPrivateHldgs made a bet that NVDA would go to 200.0 within **3 weeks** when it was 182.361 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 0 wins and 1 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| You mean stupid apes |
| True proletarian revolution will be when the basic Costco members overthrow the oppressive executive members class and seize the Costco for themselves |
| only options i hold expire in dec 2027 lol 😉 |
| No, the next bin over with the catsup packets. |
| Down to my last $100k \n\nWhat should I yolo in 2026? |
| Bro ur such a ber... should have instasold instead he held to loose more, im crine breh thats a put not a call, i saw someone with a call make sm, so looks like u just did the wrong option. Same strike price and all, quit slackin dude.. if u really want ill take the rest of ur bread and make it back |
| Spx 7700 minimum next year |
| any chance you can type those big letters with a bit more space between lines? |
| Thanks! |
| Everything I don’t understand is corruption |
| A_TS |
| https://preview.redd.it/h953qykf8z9g1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f9e4458bf86bfeeae7e1d257f4a387290bc4c451 |
| can’t tell if it’s a fairytale countryside ending or having to escape debtors in Canada ending |
| https://preview.redd.it/4094q5ba8z9g1.jpeg?width=843&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5e0d0d8b47adf78c0f2ad02939c2ae6568935c6c\n\nCongratulations, you've successfully taken another big step forward! |
| Thank you been trying to search everywhere for this. |
| Jail |
| https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLJsVF3gZDcuTxcdH5FmQRTd6MiJ29X_OQ&si=FkrPJP1IWXF7EZHQ |
| Nah be glad you’re clearing out those debts you did the right thing. Especially with options this won’t always work out so well. |
| Realized money is better than paper gains. You had two outcomes, luckily it is the favorable one. If the market would've gone against, you would've wished you would've taken those gainz to pay those loans. |
| i hold 100 shares of NBIS in my backdoor roth (acct with ~20k). avg cost was 125. been selling calls on them to mitigate some of these losses lol. but no, ASTS has been my baby since 2021 |
| Gay couples have the highest wealth on average. Find your provider |
| This article is a month old\n\nPriced in |
| only up!!! |
| Nothing wrong with taking profits and paying off some debt. You will thank yourself later. |
| PYPL |
| Gizmo? |
| If he’s right we’re fucked |
| I'm long silver, I should rephrase we should see a temporary pullback soon for buying opportunity before next leg up |
| Everything is slop. The food, slop. The art, slop. Your life, slop. |
| What's the process? Any suggested reading? |
| Story time: In 2021-2022 A.D. i bleweth upeth my entire portfolio 3 times in a row after reaching circa 350k each consecutive time, that was my entire life savings. My neighbors called the police on me cuz i would scream and have mental breakdowns in my apartment ….so yeah, it went well. I still have no idea how i made it all back , the odds of that must be less than winning the powerball. |
| Meet me behind the dumpster. We can do.. a swap. |
| As someone who was able to fully pay out the student loan debt earlier in the year with a very similar monetary amount as you and has been getting absolutely destroyed lately. Trust me, you will be glad you did. |
| Calls on Grindr! 🚀 |
| Nebius? I show a similar drawdown starting in mid-September of about 35%. |
| I wonder how many people invested in $rope after liberation day and now 8 months later they have an unchecked portfolio at ath |
| More coke |
| Takes a strong bastard to grow from it |
| Another shorty trying to miss inform.. margin news came out before market close on Friday and SLV kept going up |
| No |
| Well I lost all my money, took out a loan to keep gambling on options, and have gone from living in Canada to the rural countryside of Vietnam |
| Nope liquidated |
| Nvidia + PLTR = One lucky bastard & Fuck you. |
| no |
| This goes SO HARD!!! 🍆 |
| Sometimes it’s not the destination but the friends you made along the way |
| Yup another short week coming\nUp with new years Day being closed |
| Calls on me blowing my brains out cause this shit is BORRRRRINGGG open the fucking markets already |
| Sure, leaving your wife and marital home is like this |
| you have to eat before you get there lol |
| # u/OPINION_IS_UNPOPULAR and I are excited to announce that Grindr is now the official sponsor of WSBs. Stay tuned for an official announcement thread and discount codes!! |
| My portfolio is 33% precious metal paper. \nNeed to start selling at some point... |
| Silver just created an entire new generation of gamblers |
| If it crashes 40%, I'll take out a small loan so that if it crashes even more, I don't risk losing some ETF stocks. |
| “YTD Tax info” at the bottom of the summary page in your Fidelity account. Don’t know about other brokerages. This tax bill will hurt me :/ |
| There’s always one more dip. Always. 😅 |
| If you feel like you missed the SLV rally but believe in it long term Comex is jacking up margin requirements tomorrow to save the banks who bet against Silver. Should see a good dip tomorrow. This is not investment advice I am a random guy on reddit, best of luck in 2026 |
| You can diversify inside the complex you are investing in pretty well while limiting single stock exposure and maximizing gains. |
| Right on brother. |
| true but my car debt was like 2% interest and student loans were 4%. still solid being debt free and having all the cash flow though. easier to make regular investment deposits that way |
| At least he's waiting. Peak bear would've lost all his money buying puts. |
| Where you trade during weekends? |
| She brags about getting cancelled now |
| Hadn’t crossed my mind. Are there any advantages? |
| Where do you find YTD tax activity? |
| Yaaa thats gonna be calls |
| https://preview.redd.it/0rtvvvuu6z9g1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5706e892c11433746592a4753f99991caf55d53c |
| if this isnt dnd are you sure the board game isnt her in doggystyle |
| Same sinking boat\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/u5hre78t6z9g1.png?width=1344&format=png&auto=webp&s=9d8ab6c489f025644fbaef0bd613b0b5a7fb6ad8 |
| Thank you for the kind words it means a lot. |
| 50/50 chance. good luck |
| The ones who will lose the most will be the super rich who hold high-risk stocks, they will be the ones who have more money than us. |
| It’s good you paid the debt. Free money used for a cause or else mostly it just is returned to the market |
| traveling all day. Can I just montage through this pls? Next scene |
| That’s great. Keep going 💪 |
| Doesn’t matter . Still banged. Sounds like a they problem |
| Aurum and Argentum is the play |
| Why don’t you get hitched to her? |
| I’m up 20lbs YTD, but also started a heavy lifting program beginning of year. It’s 15lbs muscle, 5lbs skittles gummies. |
| Your boyfriend’s helmet? |
| What dip market is at all time high lmao |
| Is everyone who bought pltr or bitcoin early on the news wtf? Making 90k isn’t “prodigy” level my man. I also post every trade on the internet in this account. So cool |
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| Anyone ever just blow up their life? How’d it go? |
| Markets are at all time highs you regard |
| I started wearing a helmet at all times |
| Holidays are for poors who hate their life aka bers |
| I hit 106% but with only 1/5 of your balance 🙁 |
| In 2008 I was playing marbles, but in 2004/2005 I was playing beyblades. I remember my brother modified his beyblade and made it taller so that the water wouldn't slow it down. He was a fucking genius. |
| I once knew of this scamming scumbag (very similar to that guy they made a Netflix documentary about where he was pretending to be rich to scam women). He tried to start a company where they took ewaste, put it in an industrial shredder, then recapture the precious metals. They never got it to be profitable (probably was a scam anyway), but with prices so high now maybe this is viable in a 3rd world country with no environmental laws. |
| "If we were in a bear market, we'd be in a bear market" |
| You should go home and have sex with your husband then.\n\nWalk the walk king. |
| That’s how you get a year infection. Well one of the ways, the other is banging that one ex |
| 9 leg parlay on the Bills Eagles game. Wish me luck 💰 |
| Ok? Clearly you can see bitcoin was purchased in 2016 and responsible for some of the beginning gains?\n\nA cc is holding back some of these hood gains.\n\nBut hey man congrats on hating! We love you.\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/y356fvlv5z9g1.jpeg?width=1206&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=68b19116481b3cba244c98db1491b05ce810da61 |
| Wow $HOOD didn’t even deposit the $2.80 of coin.\n\nI was going to make major moves with that. |
| 𓁹‿𓁹 |
| when silver futures futing? |
| New American dream now is you marry two wives and one stay at home and one go to work. |
| This time of gear is so dumb , who the fuck even needs holidays only poors who hate their life |
| That… sounds horrifying no wonder America is facing a demographic collapse |
| Let’s check back in 20 years and see how you compare. Spoiler alert: you’ll be behind Wendy’s |
| This is how you know a real correction is coming lol. The level of capital that would be squeezed out of retail with an actual 10% correction has to be too good to pass up. |
| I'm kinda mad I was up like 20% percent for the the whole year and then in like a month went down to like 4%. On panic trades and hopeful option plays but I guess i could be worse off. |
| Why bother with options? |
| Going from $4 - $8 should be pretty doable. |
| Slap the Tylenol out of his mothers hands |
| Mind. Fucking. Blown. |
| Absolutely and take out more loans before doing so |
| one thing is certain, his name is a ruse |
| Robinhood, actually lmao\n\nUse a real brokerage |
| After SPY crashes back to 350\* |
| Since past performance always indicates future results is before new years a good time to yolo Spy calls with the rest of my FAFSA money |
| SLV is the new TSLA … calls |
| Ticket to ride |
| Waiting for Cramer to turn bullish on silver before buying puts 🤌 |
| I agree, shouldve happened before but now that we have seen that we can push it back to later like during covid, im starting to think we will do again if needed. Just enough to keep the ball rolling, but inflation kicking on quickly will be "interesting" to see in the future. |
| A mass balance is \nAccumulation = Inputs - Outputs + Generation - Consumption. Impurities in have to come out somewhere and separations have a cost, often a prohibitive cost when you’re talking about materials with an inherently low unit cost like plastics. The equation is a fundamental truth to chemical engineering. Nothing that goes into the process disappears, it can only change forms, accumulate, or be removed (usually through a separation process of some sort like distillation in liquor manufacturing). |
| Enough with the gold and silver spamming. I’m gonna short this bi$$$ |
| I don’t like girls. |
| just holding and putting stop loss on it - just in case |
| I bet stupidber has losses in the 100's of millions |
| I hate how if literally ANYTHING EVER happens there is always some cheat code the big boys use to ruin it and scam their way anyways. |
| https://www.freep.com/story/money/cars/2024/11/26/tesla-named-deadliest-car-brand-in-america/76573878007/\n\nNow let's add the failed fsd to that equation |
| https://preview.redd.it/zgqnlpfv4z9g1.jpeg?width=1100&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7a343ed4e35860ed1e6727dcc3b39cb3fe1ab449\n\nYes |
| Peak internet era before everything went to shit |
| If this was real youd be on the news. As a prodigy. Not that this isnt possible but 1. Robin is easy to manipulate this, as i said i have 5k%. 2. You started with 5k, this is your begginings, and your first year trading you get this almost 100k. You are in fact a prodigy if its real.\n\nNow this is possible, but it would take an insane amount of luck for a starter to do it.\n\nThis is trading as you say? Or stocks buying? Options?\n\nAnyone with very few experience can spot this bs\n\nEdit: you have comments admiting being a 1yo trader and some saying you been trading for 20y. Lying on the internet is becoming harder please dont make a fool of yourself |
| which is typical of bots |
| Basically bulls are willing to destroy the fabric of the universe rather than just admit that line go down sometimes and that is healthy. |
| SLV:\n\nHo Li Fuk |
| How much weight did you gain over the holidays so far? |
| Forged in Felching |
| You know the point of all this is to have MORE money right? |
| Wanna double my port next yr |
| JP Morgan assigned it to the interns |
| Some of you are master betas and it shows. |
| How is that a plot twist, it’s been telegraphed since season 1. |
| How can I trade some Christmas gift cards for Robinhood money\n\nJust make RH gift cards Vlad |
| Yes I'm not dumb |
| I know. When can it be normal and go up every day |
| the idea is to buy high, sell low |
| Sideways |
| Ok |
| Not really. I prefer the ETFs to spread risks. \n\nCheck Don Durrett on x . He's the 'expert' on miners. Free stuff on x and he has a paid site |
| Chyna |
| DXY |
| https://preview.redd.it/gxnh7td54z9g1.jpeg?width=2208&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e1ea14dd46426e4958deca94068b96ca5690c17d |
| Not anymore, everything got assigned friday when AI took a dump. I'm gonna be waiting until next year to write cc's and make money again. |
| Will replace usd |
| [calls wife]. Your Monopoly game is going longer AGAIN today? Jeez |
| Don't worry, I currently have 5 because I keep selling on the way up. |
| Hi team, I've been busy and away focusing on my personal goals. Can someone give me the TLDR on why silver has been on a massive bull run? |
| Went from ninjas to wizards |
| I just park my money in VTSAX and hang out here to watch moron lose millions lol |
| Yup, MU was good to me. |
| When I dip, you dip, we dip |
| GKPRF |
| And yet I can still trade it for pizza. I'll stick with making money. |
| Your mom conducts my semi |
| It was Peak wsb , the mango pressers, truly once in a lifetime experience |
| If silver hit 100$, full port puts |
| Base Naruto was a much better experience than Shippuden. |
| yes |
| the PE was higher / worse when they IPO’d because earnings were negative. it’s a 6 bagger since then. keep larping as someone with a brain tho |
| A decade is a long time to pile up cash |
| Inverse ~~Cramer~~ r/wsb strategy |
| Where does tsla go this week |
| Pho dac biet. |
| Found out about a prior brain injury (football) \nBut had an open hand wound near my Palm/thumb and 6 bulging discs \n\nBack still hurts but the money helps |
| Nope |
| If they were in safe ETFs and didn’t lose their job they made out quite well when the market came back which it always does. |
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| Puts |
| Yeah but with ozempic you’ll eat half as much, it’s a wash |
| It doesn’t feel like it anymore. Need to strike gold again but in 2026. |
| LMAO at tylenol bois who are somehow broke after 3 years of >+15% SPY return back to back. You guys truly are special. |
| ❤️ |
| Wigga |
| Anyone else feels like market’s been closed for 2 months? It’s been feeling like nonstop holidays since thanksgiving. |
| https://preview.redd.it/aq7n4kx73z9g1.jpeg?width=843&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5aa205bd43fc319aaf707b0a30ed55515e112f04\n\nCongratulations, you've successfully taken another big step forward! |
| Got a bunch of those 1 Oz silver bars that have been setting in a box for years. Maybe see what Rick and Big Hoss will give me for em so I can buy more space stocks 🤔 |
| Noone who speaks German can be an evil man |
| Because I'm Canadian and we get multiple free trading accounts like TFSA RRSP fhsa so I copy my trades 4 times in every account with this being the leftover |
| How long you been working on that joke? |
| Real traders don’t diversify. If you have conviction in a trade, full port that shit. |
| What a great use of one’s time |
| What about life savings in 2 stocks? 🥸 |
| Nope. |
| Calls? Ha |
| https://preview.redd.it/i5vlswen2z9g1.png?width=891&format=png&auto=webp&s=be9b506a154187eb0382571cfdd82735b0bb430e |
| A recession without a govt printing frenzy, would have fixed these perverted markets and brought this country back to reality in many other ways as well. Long overdue since 2018 |
| He’s actually the one that would suggest NOT diversifying. Unless of course you’re an “all in” retard. In that case, 5 positions is diversified |
| Top tip, plasma cutter ups your theft productivity by 40% |
| It didn’t save my ytd, it saved my all time! Back in the green after 5 years, turns out you just need to be right about a generational black swan once |
| Look at SLV and GLD. Easier than “buying metals” and you can sell puts the next time they dip. Been easy money for a year but who knows how long that continues |
| Y’all a bunch of bích ngas |
| I was the golfer in that video, can confirm |
| *”Itachi Uchiha of the Village Hidden in the Leaves. A man who annihilated his own clan in a single night.”*\n\nWhat a way to introduce a character lmao |
| No bs.. who’s full porting SLV calls at the open? |
| Yup. Be fearful when others are greedy and be greedy when others are fearful. Not buying these days |
| I got that Somali money! |
| Sunday crypto sell off starting shortly |
| Silver will rip higher in a few hours. |
| Are you a quitter? |
| Never use margin in large doses — this is absolutely income and contributions dependent but I only have it in case I need like, $5 or something. |
| gottem! |
| Hopefully, he gives you another tax exemption next year |
| Yes |
| No I shorted another obviously fraudulent company during the current administration |
| He said they’re a gold miner by revenue. Whaaaatever. |
| I have this thing called a job that allows me to buy the dip every two weeks |
| lol that guy blocked me after I posted the Q3 report |
| For now, until the market corrects itself next year. But yeah, I took out a quarter mil this year, paid off my Mercedes, re sided my home and traveled extensively, made it all back and a whole lot more. |
| Liking girls is out, liking guys is IN |
| Can't out move a bad diet |
| Yeah I am making an average 15%/year outside of the Sp500. I see no reason to buy in. |
| No dip |
| And we have seen in the recent years the biggest amount of new self investors. Lot of people were kids playing beyblades in 2008-2011 \n\nThe world doesnt revolves around your personnal situation you know.. |
| I'm cured! |
| That’s what you get for not FOMO-buying some garbage metal in October and miraculously ending up on top like i did. |
| Yes, he is the regard that says "look I'm a yield guy"... |
| Ohhhh, well shit... That guy dabbles in just about everything. He definitely gambles. |
| Most bros didnt even know how to play options, let alone how to self invest before covid, and many werent even there for 2022. |
| The heck you’re talking about?\nI was a broke boy in 2008, had no money in the market lol\n\nBut I witnessed several people lose everything between 2008 ~ 2011 |
| 🤣 |
| When u were investing, did u follow any guidelines or indicators? Is this a result of YOLOing, or u actually did due diligence and ended up like this? |
| Lost 80% of my options gains in November, after being 70% YTD. But kept a rainy day fund. So still have money but no spare for gambling |
| You know JJK fans CANT FUCKING READ |
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| No I lost it all on Enovix calls on August 1st 2024 earnings STOP FUCKING REMINDING ME |
| Are you caught with your dick in your hand swing trading asts? Be honest. |
| High beta stocks went down after parabolic runs? You see me shocked. \n\nI mean, most of the stocks that are down, if you zoom out, are still way wayyyyy up from not so long ago. Lot of them could fall 50% and still wouldve had a great run over the past years. |
| 🦋⃟ᴠͥɪͣᴘͫ𝐐𝐮𝐞𝐞𝐧♔ |
| Because dummy Trump is devaluing the dollar and Precious metals typically move inversely to the U.S. dollar; when the dollar decreases, gold and silver often increase in price because they become less expensive for foreign buyers. \n\nStocks can move up or down on dollar devaluing so it is not a dollar hedge naturally. |
| Lmao 🤣guess you never seen corruption in action before. |
| French breads is all I can see |
| Damn, yea im playing with margin, but have a nice cushion. Hopefully dont see a huge pullback of my collateral shares and margin call! |
| Go onnnnn |
| Or get margin called after a dipity dip dip and get liquidated by an ETF holding 😛 |
| Never bought metals, feeling serious FOMO |
| https://preview.redd.it/t7pa5vg41z9g1.jpeg?width=297&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f537877b2792db3974469f5c8d6c530df6b43735 |
| Really wish I had more than 2 SLV calls |
| Bros been waiting to buy puts for 16 years LMAO. This is peak WSB ghey bear behaviour |
| No, puts on subway, I'll do an options swap |
| Sorry for your loss- netflix bagholder |
| Almost out, you? |
| Yup exactly. The longest downward move we had was 2022, and that was like 7 months and recovered pretty quickly. That parabolic movement up since covid is still pretty insane. Lot of new investors in the recent years. If we are to get a true bear, its going to be insane volatility. Social medias are amplifying everything too. People think its the end of the world if we correct a few %. Little do they know, yet. |
| I’m out of money because there *haven’t been any dips* |
| So many crashes lately, we are at all time crash levels |
| Crayons in the box big guy |
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| Like the other guy said, dummies everywhere |
| It's time to let them showcase their board games to the world on OnlyBoardGames. |
| Diversifying only works when you have 7+ figures. My $100 split into 10 holdings isn’t gonna get me anywhere. |
| FOUR |
| Some |
| Yes. I’m sitting on a record cash pile, so about $3.50 |
| Money? I’ve not heard of this money. It sounds interesting. Please send me some for evaluation. TIA |
| Gonna build my bankroll back up with prediction markets |
| OP thinks buying the dip in his 0DTE price is buying the dip. |
| There are tens of trillions of dollars of debt issued in US dollars, creating a permanent demand for US dollars. You cannot pay your taxes in gold or silver. Your theory is a wet dream that will never, ever happen.\n\nYou are correct about dedollarization happening, but its at a much, much slower rate than you think. |
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| Thats it make your money girl... |
| margin got liquidated |
| I trade you two subways coupons for 1 wendys biggie bag... |
| I’m ghey. Just seeing if any other regards are ghey-er than me |
| Indexes are at ATH* a lot of popular stocks are way down. |
| Is this what poor people talk about ? |
| Plenty. What should I buy ? |
| If you're someone who buys ETFs within a maximum of 3 years, you'll get back what you've lost. In fact, if your account is on margin, you could buy a few more shares right away to lower the market price average and repay the debt month after month. |
| why were they projected to win tho |
| My analysis is not that theyre dummies but that the market is flooded with loads of new retail investors. These same people thinking normal yearly roi should be in the 100%+, or that buying every dip mentality, and the panic sellers on every dump, idk what I think is there are a lot of people who havent seen what a downwards market is. \n\nThe take is dumb but I think it comes from lot of new investors, social media taking lot of space into the investing world, with people piling on everything social medias tell them, like 2 months ago it was bubble and doomers posts everywhere, then went the critical mineral pnd, currently pushing for slv and gld. \n\nIf we were to face a true long lasting bear, many arent ready for it. |
| The fair value of bitcoin, based on a linear regression in a log log plot, ie a simple power model of time to the power of like 5.85, the fair value of 1 btc should only sit at around 85k right now. Buying much over that is a mistake unless we enter a crazy bullrun, buying anywhere below that in a crypto winter is potentially free money. If it shoots too high above fair value a serious pullback is inevitable. |
| I have 2 goats 1 chicken and some other weird furry critter that I found im saving that one for dinner.... |
| The whole country doesn't have money, it is 39 trillion in debt, Nobody has money because even if they do it is worthless. |
| Idk why but i fucking hate when people tell me to diversify. Ok mr warren buffett |
| ha, i lived in oakland when that happened |
| Yes. When I am motivated to screenshot, I take profits. |
| I guess you didn’t buy shares? |
| Why is cvna trending on YF. Im 10x short |
| I'm up 50% this year fym |
| Bold of you to assume I had money to begin with lmao |
| Sell now and buy back in at 140 |
| Not much- I'm cash light until this slv run peters out |
| I do, it's just with someone else at the moment :') |
| I have negative moneys |
| If the market doesn't go up 2% in one day, it's a dip. If it goes down at all. It's a crash |
| Went all in on BMNR in the mid $50's\n\nI'm out of action for a while \^\^ |
| I don't like BTC but I wonder if IBIT calls are a play |
| $2.7k ~~bagholding~~ buying power |
| I have negative money. Does that count?\n\nOn the plus side, if the market dumps 10% in the next 2 weeks, I’ll break even! |
| If you shower youll be just poor 😂 |
| Its always good to diversify. Spy + voo = s&p1000 |
| More than I had a year ago. Imagine that |
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| Compared to a real bear market, the covid “crash” was a sneeze.\nI’m still waiting for a real crash, since 2008 nothing happened yet. |
| Is this “dip” in the room with us right now? |
| RemindMe! 3 Months |
| Bbw and Dutch are the two that I have. High growth and increased profits per store at Dutch and BBW prints money. |
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| Lost it all in the war |
| Do you realize what the topic of this post is? |
| I say % is all that matters, but again the % can be manipulated so it’s hard to “prove” your % gains easily. |
| Yeah that is also a reason to wait |
| bro even if jesus comes back and shouts out nbis i still wont recover i have 0$ |
| how did your new years resolution go? |
| market always go up, BUT purchasing power is always going down. So we are not getting any richer.\n\nThis is because the government keep printing boat load of money, so everything always get more expensive, including Stocks. \n\n50 years ago, 100Billion MC companies are rare, nowday, billions dollars companies are popping up left and right. |
| I swear. Dummies everywhere. |
| Poof. Done |
| Don't diet, move more than you eat, win win |
| It’s literally as easy as adding money, seeing the % change, and then removing it. I can do it right now. |
| owner/operator |
| I say it on January 5th |
| Yeah… but nobody NEEEDS BTC to do business/manufacture. Only worked for the Hunt brothers because the contract market is like 300:1 paper:physical and companies needed silver to continue manufacturing no matter the cost. |
| YTD 32%, so ok. |
| Sex Robot Pilot\n\nFixed it |
| I'm okay with this. As long as I can stay richer without that doubling of the grocery bill affecting me. |
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| October 28 and UNH wrecked my port. |
| Yeah \n\nRetirement accounts are 100% invested, I’ll DCA for the next 20 years.\n\nMy individual account is 50% cash. |
| Uhh, define money. I have these wendy's coupons... does that count? |
| Stunning and brave 🤌 |
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| Going to the e-waste and collecting all the dead CPUs. There’s silver AND gold in them. |
| For the euro to go down or for euro stocks to dip? |
| With IPO of OpenAI and SpaceX, you will recover soon |
| After Friday it feels like the market is out of gas. But, of course, that means NOTHING. |
| Make me |
| If you sit on the toilet at 1159 PM on December 31 and it strikes midnight. It's the same shit different year. |
| Free money, what sorcery! Im adding options in 2026! |
| Sold all a month ago and still waiting for the dip. Hey, it worked when I did it in February before Liberation tariff day. I plan to cautiouls start wading back into the water in the new year. |
| Don’t worry they can just become an influencer |
| I'm 1/3 in bonds / fixed income. With the tax rate at 15% in Brazil it's hard to let it go. |
| well of course |
| Money is not real |
| I cast forgive yourself and move on |
| Who tf has silver silverware anymore, they were all melted looooong ago |
| I thought 10k a month was for 13 year olds and when you turn 18 the benchmark is 10k a day |
| Bag holding gourds |
| Turn your screen upside down numb nuts |
| The tariffs were a sneeze, but if they had stayed down all year, we'd be in a bear market. |
| From what I've seen the hoops (and spreads) are to sell physical PMs, I think silverbugs just have some fetish where they want to get robbed and murdered. Stay safe out there, weirdos. |
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| Call the amberlamps |
| my condolences on losing the game |
| As the redacts are released stocks go up |
| no. He's flat now, so its realized. |
| you people *had* money...? |
| Yes by Tuesday I will be 100% liquid waiting to re-enter in 2026 🚀 |
| Yup. Trimmed some TSLA at $481 a couple weeks ago. |
| i went all in on nbis at 130. Lost lirerally every penny to my name and i dont have a job |
| Which dip are you talking about? |
| no |
| must be a bug |
| https://preview.redd.it/40256etvxy9g1.jpeg?width=1022&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9f2c1a184d24fc4c37926935a18290164ae41493 |
| I bought 20 oz at $58 and now I feel like a genius. Its weird to wish I had bought less Gold so I could have got more Silver instead, lol. |
| Buku |
| not hard. Sign up on irs website and just make a payment to each quarter you need to. It shows the due dates and stuff. |
| Bitcoin has many industrial uses. |
| I can second this. But I do enjoy reading Graham‘s language nonetheless. |
| https://preview.redd.it/33zipuitxy9g1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9a1b820e466ee5a7a39e22cdec640a3a4bb6b5d7\n\nstarted investing 1 year before covid. |
| Watched a video for this golf club cleaner and at the very end the dude shanks a ball into the rough and I’m going to assume that was the best footage they could get and called it a day. |
| https://preview.redd.it/biecz3ssxy9g1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=8c9b4d8566db01328629d749ed6e52934cbc9970 |
| Cry |
| Yeah I went all cash |
| If you just turned 18 and don’t at least make 10k a month, you’re doomed for life. Nobody wants you |
| I did not, but off late a friend of my wife has been offering me money to give them space at our place to play board games. So I usually go to eat ice cream and then buy the dip. Imagine, that idiot is giving me money so he can play board games with my wife. Lol what a dingus |
| I’m dirt poor |
| ACTUALLY! the wife lost the credit card I gave her like four days ago. It's been pretty great, a lovely way to finish/start a year. |
| I sold a decent portion of stocks about 3 weeks ago. Decided to buy 1oz of Gold and 20oz of Silver about 2 weeks ago, I am up, lol. |
| TE |
| Jiutian from sg mkt |
| I have money but my account has issues and it’s reducing every day |
| What is this money that you talk about. I only work with numbers on my brokerage account \n\nThey go up or down. Mostly down |
| There's gold in them silvers |
| What? Say more, feel free to spoil. |
| sold all my stocks waiting for the dip. |
| Gold & Silver, yes. |
| Alright, I’ll bite and I have some concerns as well. Firstly, macro wise we have an admin that is essentially tossing sustainability to the wayside which I think doesn’t help the case for recycled PP over cheap. Secondly, the recent preferred B stock is dilutive by I think 14.8 percent if they are all converted at the trigger price and that got me looking into how they are raising money and the rates on there bonds and it feels like they are smart in raising capital but there are a lot of pipers who will paid first before common. I preach to thee fellow regard quell my nerves and give me thy thoughts. |
| hope it tanks hard tmrw yea |
| What dip, were still at ath levels. \n\nSome people never went through a bear market and it shows |
| 👉👌 |
| Brother I never had money |
| Stranger things season 5 big plot twist: "I don't like girls" 🧑\n\nLmao NFLX |
| No, I have silver. |
| How accurate is that |
| Ya totally agree - they are on the other side and will always win. I unfortunately, just learned too late and yeah have to face the consequences of my poor decision making. |
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| ive got puts to buy |
| 🫵 guy doesn’t have silver. |
| Super Mario World is the GOAT |
| And they say Americans are lazy. Hustling on a Sunday |
| CRDO |
| It's been reallly hard staying on my diet through the holidays.\n\nLast night I went to my aunts house for our gift exchange, and no joke, couldn't eat 75% of the food there.\n\nCookies, brownies, and cakes were just the tip of the iceberg. |
| \nBois: Nice tits. Swipe right\n\nGurls: 6 feet tall. Swipe right |
| long day of stealing catalytic converters ahead of me |
| Imma invest in a Super Nintendo today |
| Futures open will be watched more than ever tonight |
| When I go to a rural or hicky Trumpy area. I notice blacks and minorities are so much more deferential and polite.\n\nOTOH it's nice being treated so well. On the other it's probably fear and kinda fucked up lol. |
| Who isn’t lol…. |
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| Actually, if you are an elderly guy that still has your teeth and a functioning dick, you are drowning in pussy at the old folks home. The women/men ratio is about 3 or so and if you are in okay shape, you are a catch as a guy. My buddy Rob was in that situation and actually started a men-only table for breakfast because he got tired of getting hit on so much. |
| Exited few tanking stocks. Became little careful at weekly calls and puts. Started recurring SPY, VOO, GLD and Google purchases. |
| Yes |
| Before or after I sold all my failures lol |
| I personally think it will be a PLTR type stock when it takes its run. Great time to buy as almost every IPO is in a slump a year or two after initial hype. The dollar cost on their financial sheet to go public and the insider lockup period expiring pushes them all down. \n\nI only hold shares not on margin. I used to be a degenerate trading options left and right, lost like 60k, but by buying allocated percentages it makes it too hard to gamble and easy to invest. |
| What would you like to talk about? Instead of telling us what we can't talk about lol |
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| On an annualized basis....or it is just after midnight on cinemax |
| If ADUR was better I would have invested in it - it’s not |
| Oh no; these guys have all the schrute bucks |
| That means the the price of the dollar will stay flat right? |
| today is my first day with anti-chafing underwear... my life may be changed forever |
| Sex robot cleaner *definitely* more my skill level\n\n\nFixed it. |
| I like ozempic, now there is finally some food left over for rest of us |
| I've also been unemployed for a year 🤫 |
| This is 100% wrong. Demand is up. And continues to increase |
| hope the play works, why didnt you go for $ADUR since it has better tech? |
| calls on ur 2026 returns |
| Damn son!! |
| I invested in DJT, NVDA, GOOG, CRMD, and POET |
| Losses always sting. But 35k is a small blip on the radar long term. You are **lucky** to learn the hard way so cheaply. \n\nThere's people taking 100k+ debt for college, get a shit job coming out the other end, can't escape the hamster wheel they're on. They'd love to have a simple 35k loss.\n\nThere's people who make a dumb decision buying a 100k+ car and take a 35k loss from depreciation on day 1.\n\nYou need to put this loss in context. It feels big, it may be a big % of your current net worth. But this is small potatoes in the grand scheme of things.\n\nJust keep earning income. Invest in broad index funds and you automatically win the returns of the market. Keep investing when things crash and the sky is falling. You are going to become a millionaire. |
| When is the release? |
| my potential child looks more and more like me as she grows up |
| What ya in? |
| How are you losing money on gold when gold is at ATH?? |
| Dogecoin and Bitcoin |
| Mine is completely flat since 2017. Theres bumps up and down but ive not even gained contributions over time. \n\nI accepted that buy high sell low wasn't working so I adopted the buy high and baghold strategy which is at least only eating my contributions and not losing value. |
| Insurance lobbyists are a literal cancer to society |
| I remember there was a post here few years back complaining her husband is all in Silver and no other stocks. All the advice for her was to leave husband and get a divorce. |
| Not the worst I’ve seen but you definitely get subsidised travel |
| Yea, it’s definitely good gains. Gas is cheap. But if you’re a climate change believer it’s kind of like betting against your own team.\n\nConsider Venezuela too.\nThey have the most and the highest quality oil reserves in the world but not a strong enough economy to produce it.\nWe also have good reason to believe the current administration is looking to profit from that oil.\nIt’s a dictatorship. (Venezuela)No argument there.\nPlease no debates.\nI have not claimed my position.\nSo if a debate starts I only made the proposal.\nJust pointing out a possible moral situation some might face.\nBut yea, the price might keep going down but with the current global situation it will also go back up.\n\nSo my only stance is yea, probably a profitable investment. Good luck! Nfa |
| No $tsla? |
| !remindme 4days |
| Who are Hunt brothers compared to Winnie the Pooh? |
| believe it or not, >!b!<alls |
| Bro they gave me 1 btc… |
| Ok, mods. You need to tamp down the slver bots. It’s getting out of control. |
| Silver bulls and silver bears about to be big mad when silver is straight flat with profit taking and conservative buying |
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| You can’t stay here unless you promise to lose it all on leveraged index calls that expire in 5 days. |
| XBOTF |
| What y'all get in the Robinhood gift thing? I forgot about the 1st two |
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| TLOFF |
| imagine leveraging into BTC and then it randomly spikes to $24k and you get liquidated😂😂😂 |
| Ya I bought more. \n\nWhy are you so mad? |
| Bitcoin/hood\n\nOscar and Tesla are my picks for the coming 2-3 years |
| Wait for it.... |
| Yep R2 is going to be their first mass market, profitable, vehicle. Their own autonomous driving is coming out, Amazon pipeline continues. They have a ton of upside imho. |
| !remind me 6 days |
| Whats your top gainer picks? |
| we're fucked either way |
| Fucking annoying right? \n\nPushes breakeven higher, I need meta at like 680 to release some equity because fx pushing the loss higher |
| Your SLV gains should have been mine not yours |
| Man, didn’t expect so many people on Reddit to think this is fake lol. |
| Planning invest next year 10000$ atleast lets goo!! \nAdding MU stock aswell |
| With 4 days left in the month, all I spent was ~$1,600\n\nNo debt, paid off house, no impulse purchases\n\nAll of the money saved going straight to stocks |
| Who is fx impact and why has he taken half my gains |
| You're just left with the ware |
| What did you invest in? Interesting to see what some of the smaller accounts did to achieve such high percent gains as the options for stocks are much more limited. |
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| I live like I'm broke so I can invest with unbridled autism |
| The green color palette looks pretty. Why does mine look red though? |
| 📉😭 |
| I am at 5k% easy. My strategy was simple, deposit 20€ then deposit 1k€.\n\nWe might have the same strategy |
| Better than your percentage, but has a (-)🥲 |
| Thank you for the advice. Gonna start DCA into Achr. Had sofi at 6.90 average and sold to cover my margin. Pretty sad about that and think buying and holding is what will just work for me. |
| Let’s get it!!! |
| It already has. |
| I just started, I have much to learn 😅😂 |
| Got it, thank you.\nI'm also long CRCL (shares, thankfully). \nI think it's going to be a outperformer, just might take a while. |
| Dew it. Lotto play |
| Thanks friend. |
| We got this. Got a just get out of that instant gratification mindset. |
| https://preview.redd.it/rqn83ougty9g1.jpeg?width=1206&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6409d9e123946b33c6ada151e4c9ae9012a0099c\n\nStarted this year- hold NVDA/Google/Microsoft/Apple. And holding bitcoin |
| just gimme the futes |