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| Or a large dog |
| Dead Cat Futes up 3.4% in Myanmar |
| Would be rad if NVDA just went up 8% everyday |
| T R A D E R |
| 24 hours until we can yap about futures again |
| It will only go up impossible not to. Everyone in the world is spending hours on Reddit everyday |
| You’re welcum |
| Like they could hit a target. |
| Glp-1 was 1/3rd of their projected revenue. Their target price was 30-44. Glp-1 was lower margin, so backing it out reduces the previous range to 18-25.\n\nAdd in potential lawsuits, reputational damage, negative sentiment, etc. etc. \n\nI'm guessing you're in for a world of hurt. Did you do any DD on this or just vibe YOLO? |
| Yes but it's 0,001 cents/litre here |
| Persia is a dream trip for me, that and the Sumerian sites in Iraq/Syria. |
| Anthropics releases this week really crushed software no? |
| Believe it or not… puts it is |
| Nope. 3% ira match with gold more than pays for it. Also 3% credit card. Also limit orders are a thing. |
| russians don't take a shit without a plan |
| Quantum bots |
| Not in the roth |
| Just give it to me cheap. I a 41 year old male 6' 1" and have yoyo'd between 210lbs and 280lbs my whole life |
| Waiting for fiber and we will see, stay in the loop |
| Robinhood’s user experience is so much better than any other platform I don’t think you’ll find many people here that would use another platform to save a couple cents on a trade. Myself included, though I’m not a frequent trader. I also have money in fidelity and I FUCKING HATE THAT APP |
| Is it time for Bitcoin to do a Crazy Ivan and gap a half a point? The hair on the back of my neck is feeling strange... |
| Why wasn’t he in the office on 9/11? |
| Wtf is qqq! I need this type of move in my life. Ive been holding Nvidia for the longest.. Im solid. But I would love to venture into these opportunities.. I need guidance though. Any advice? |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/fungoodtrade made a bet that GOOG would go to 360.0 within **1 week** when it was 341.515 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 1 wins and 2 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| they own it so its guaranteed |
| The changes they made to their desktop app sucks too. They can't get it right on mobile or desktop. It's amazing that they can't figure it out. It's also amazing that I just keep using Fidelity. |
| My man |
| This, the spreads matter MORE with 0dte |
| Crazy how people still talk about you in the micro subs lmao |
| Probably go 3 doors down |
| Nah, shorting on Monday |
| The Super Bowl is funny, when America throws the biggest party to celebrate beating America 😂😂 |
| who? |
| "Learned a lot of lessons" is doing some ultra heavy lifting there. |
| what’s the next imaginary technology after AI we are dumping all the money in? |
| Yeah you get gymbros unironically 💪 flexing on here, and plenty angry downvotes for references to the side 👁️ pps in the shower aspect of gymbroism |
| You bought at 6 and didn’t sell at 60+??? 900% not good enough for a company with ZERO moat? |
| Brad Arnold died today..how will the market react |
| It’s like the violins playing while the titanic is sinking right? |
| $blow $job |
| Semaglutide has low side effects compared to the other big 2. |
| I have all of it |
| yea get trolled |
| Biggest piece of this? |
| WHERES MY FUCKING MONEYYY??!!??? |
| Unlike many of you, I’m smart. I wait to fart in the aisle at Walmart when there’s an old man there so passerby’s will blame it on him… |
| Nope.\n\nIt’s a non issue for most. \nThe only time people whine about the fill is when they’re doing some dumb ass spread, that has to hit the complex order book instead, and its on some dumb shit ticker with low liquidity and wide ass spreads. \n\nThis is wsb. We’re gambling. RH is perfectly fine for gambling on options. Limit fills are fine |
| I really want to use fidelity more but fuck that UI makes me not want to open the app |
| SaaS-pocalypse maybe |
| It was not Claude that did that |
| If you don’t understand why you don’t understand the market |
| RH is garbage |
| wait, aren't they using an illegal and untested method for encapsulation? This is real medical turmoil, and not just a regulatory body shitting on them. Doctors are pissed. |
| No need to cover up your 100% diversity |
| My new youtube video. Plz subscribe |
| #I got a HOG LIKE A SODUH CAN |
| Claude crashed the market this week? |
| Hey, guess what, they are not financing with debt. |
| That chart lookin mad rough. If it were calls I’d say it’s stupid but shares seems logical. GL. |
| Is smci finely going to stop being the biggest piece of this in that market this year |
| Yeah but it works. |
| I'm interested |
| ChatGPT said you are right\n\nTherefore you are wrong 🤔 |
| Anything important dropping next week to look out for? |
| And you didn’t cover in low $70s or even $60s? Thats greedy man. |
| Bruh, 0DTE can swing a few k in execution spread. Depending on your size. |
| Good dip recipe for da super bowl.\n\nCook some ground beef \n\nMelt velveeta cheese in a crock pot or other container \n\nAdd rotel\n\nAdd cooked ground beef |
| Sounds like you need an ICE agent |
| Lmao just realized it's bibi |
| They just lost their ability to sell knock off GLP drugs. This is cooked. |
| Inverse qqq |
| What is jpow going to do w/o us fawning all over him all the time? |
| That's one creepy bastard. He has 🥭 cock permanent shoved up his ass |
| He had his chance, yet he is blowing it again lmao, a true regard |
| Thank you, mysterious AI stranger! |
| please. god. PLEASE. |
| Just so you know Goodrx is the workings behind the TrumpRX site... |
| how is it 'guaranteed' |
| They thought they could get away with it. The fda had other ideas. |
| ToS is a trading application, a very good one. But that's their advanced platform. Talking about the regular boomer brokerage apps like Vangard, Fidelity, Schwab, Merrill etc. I know some have definitely made their UI/UX better now too. |
| My understanding is that if U.S. athletes win gold, they have to give it to Donald |
| how is it 'guaranteed' |
| Someone flick this poor woman’s bean already |
| MU |
| how is it 'guaranteed' |
| what do i do if my degree is in finance |
| SNAP |
| SNDK |
| This company has destroyed so many people |
| damn this reads like a dd written by someone who either knows way too much or is completely delusional and honestly both possibilities have me intrigued |
| !Remindme 3 days |
| I like reddit, but it's also ass 33% of the time |
| If you still use Robinhood after what they've done in the past there is no helping you |
| Don't forget about the ass slapping.... |
| Gotcha, more puts on HIMS |
| True but it is the American way |
| I don’t think this phrase means what you think it means. “Priced In” means known information is included in the current price and therefore the price is stable. The price on 0DTE is not stable, it drops |
| It’s the weirdest thing too.. they keep changing their UI but it never actually gets better, they just make it worse in a new way |
| Not too late. |
| Check out the options concentration for March 31st I think youll find it quite validating for your thesis. |
| hell yeah dude. I'd love to see the batteries come down in price. I work in solar and the batteries are just way too expensive right now, at least the systems we sell. Does your utility have a decent buyback on your excess energy? The rates out here are pretty shitty which is why we sell so many batteries. |
| Bbai |
| **Ban Bet Created:** **/u/Extreme_Coast8002** bet **NBIS** goes from **86.34** to **100.0** before **14-Feb-2026 05:20 PM EST**\n\nTheir record is 0 wins and 0 losses.\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| !banbet NBIS 100 1w |
| Nutlick in handcuffs would send the market uppies like never seen before |
| You could just eat food |
| It was always homo, they no longer staying in the closet |
| Inflation |
| I'm all out of love, I'm so lost without you\n\nI know you were right, believing for so long |
| Hommie, I’ve been short since 10/2 @ 119k. Imma b-ok. |
| What a load ob B.S. lol. Think or Swim doesn't make you feel like you're trading? I day trade in ToS and the UX is absolutely fine |
| $APLD $ONDS |
| I only make serious trades on IBKR. Feel like I get better prices even with the commission fee. \n\nI used RH for degenerate gambles but nothing more |
| Then learn to read something other than reddit comments and tiktok captions. |
| Asked Gemini to create a ghey animated video for my work presentation, says it will be done in 1-2 mins, been 10 minutes. We have way more room to go with this ghey AI stuff, calls on NVDA and MU |
| Bro put the fries in the bag |
| Our leaders, both foreign and domestic. |
| Masculinity suffers a sort of Ouroboros effect when it is slathered on too thick; it starts to get homoerotic. |
| I don't, but keeping the option open. My current diesel truck has 120k miles on it and doing fine, but when it dies I will think about a phev ford ranger and consider my home charger options. Expect batteries to come down in price, them chynees boys is on the case. |
| I was flaired before some here were born. |
| #TLDR\n\n ---\n\n Ticker: HIMS\n\n Direction: Up\n\n Prognosis: Long Shares & LEAPS for March 2026\n\n Credentials: "Regarded MD"\n\n Secret Weapon: Liposomal delivery (bypasses Big Pharma patents)\n\n Strategy: OP argues Hims is playing 4D chess. The recent product "pull" was a publicity stunt. Hims is partnering with Strive Pharmacy to use liposomal technology, which bypasses Novo Nordisk's delivery patents. With a major GLP-1 patent expiring in March 2026, Hims is positioning to legally flood the market with generics while using the current price crash to execute cheap buybacks. |
| Walmart, late night 🌙 |
| Good luck |
| Is ICE joining the U.S. biathlon team ? 🔫🔫 |
| Down pretty bad but thinking about doubling down myself. This is quite a sell off and my long term thesis has nothing to do with compounding glp-1 |
| Gambling addiction. |
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| That's how i got it for cheap baby.. will be a nothing burger coming Monday.. after- market over reaction aren't real |
| The worse they are with executions the less people that will end up being executed, so its a good thing |
| Guaranteed 2x by the end of this year, give me your tickers |
| Don’t get why everyone doesn’t use limit orders. It fills at a better or equal price and takes the same time. |
| Nerds and their chess and go boards 😂\n\nReal men watch 2 half-naked dudes do Brazilian jizzjustsu on the floor ☝️ |
| Horrible luck. He bought it at a high and it tanked the next two days. He should have sold when it went down to -20% but hindsight is 20/20.\n\n\nIt's why with long options you should not drop all your money at once. He could have bought more when it dropped which would reduce the breakeven price. |
| I almost never do market trades on RH |
| Source? |
| i'm so hungry i could go for a really toxic friendship with a man where the lines are constantly blurred and we touch each other. |
| I missed buying the HOOD dip and it proves I'm an idiot |
| SeaHawks win. Concise enough? |
| yum |
| Limit orders. Also unless you are just scalping, it doesn’t make a difference |
| You have to pay for that, too, in many countries |
| I know y’all have pee-pee’s and not cocks |
| I got calls so I doubt it more like flat week. |
| The voice of experience |
| How does OpenAI keep collecting more investor money? Are investors going to blink at some point? |
| Wasn’t there a FDA lawsuit or ban of some kind? |
| Every big decline? 2022 had plenty +2% and above days |
| No. Not billions. Lots of fake accs |
| There are less than 38,000 times 'scam' was mentioned in this sub last week. I find that hard to believe |
| *If you scroll down from here, only gey will you find* |
| this man could be rich monday. or homeless |
| You are what happens the first time your mother drops acid. |
| Personally no I dont trade besides my cash secured put limit order. So for the most part I do not care at all |
| Options were too over complicated unlike HOOD |
| It will probably stay range bound until the super bowl and then if the Seahawks win it will go down and if the Patriots win it will go down. |
| I do limit buys and sell |
| Anyone in LA can tell me if there's a bunch of clouds? My >69 contracts are dying |
| Don’t forget transfer bonuses! They literally hafta bribe their customers. |
| If you do enough trades or scalps a lot then it’ll hit your p/l. That’s why I use fidelity even though I hated their UI. |
| I’m on the same trade. Longevity going to be a killer…! |
| Ahh isee |
| Most people here are too busy losing money on 0DTE calls to worry about saving a few cents on execution. The real question is whether that slightly better fill at Fidelity matters when your portfolio is down 80% because you YOLOed on some meme stock DD from a guy with diamond hand emojis in his username. |
| I was going to buy calls on Monday but never mind. GL |
| That's one of several reasons not to use RH, but don't forget, this entire sub is regarded, and RH has a cool app with shiny colors. |
| No lie I wish everyone would get along so I can visit Iran one day. Place has got the 10th most UNESCO heritage sites. Afghanistan too. Flew over it once on a 7am flight out of Delhi and it seemed absolutely gorgeous from 35k feet. |
| Making money by counterfeit |
| Sound it out bro. Ex....Exchange. Com......??. That becomes Com...Exchange.\n\nThat help ya? |
| The entire stock market can't really crash at any moment. And that's still not really a gamble. Gambling is blindly trusting luck. Putting your money on the growth of the overall economy is not that. |
| but this one particular is really stupid right ? |
| Just literally never check it and block all financial market news |
| I do limit buys/sells on Robinhood because of this.\n\nBut I also want to add, Robinhood has a superior UX/UI. Any other boomer brokerage platform doesn't work this way, they're buying it and get a good price and move on with their day. \n\nRobinhood is giving you more of a trading feel over investing. |
| KRYPTONITE YEAHHHHHHHHH |
| Jfc what a snowflake you are |
| Me too\n\nBut I bought 5 shares for fun because im not retarded\n\nNot saying you are\n\nGodspeed |
| yeah mine was too, and I admit it was starting to get hella gunk build up. But the washer was left by the previous homeowner so no biggie. |
| Once you get used to the lows, they don’t feel that bad |
| They will refer you to ICE |
| Bluds losing all his moneu |
| Love to see it |
| Watching that stock burn while holding puts |
| Bout to be DIMS |
| OK thanks |
| oh dear lord 😭😭 |
| Jeffrey is Aku from Samurai Jack? |
| What was this?? |
| How can i find the discipline to stick to broad index etfs 2-3 years and forget |
| Many obese in the thread rn |
| Fuck yeah battle get some |
| Mfs might have to do that |
| How about 42 with male pattern baldness and low test? |
| No, if it goes up quickly you can still make a profit. Few people keep options till the expiration. If you hit that strike price - every small increase after is a huge profit. |
| Get a boyfriend. Basically the same thing |
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| Holy moly pedo corn pinned at 69420 |
| Spy flat on the week with most of the mag 7 dumping 3-7%. They’re going to find their legs and we’re going to new ath this week. |
| Could you elaborate? |
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| do you have a battery set up too? |
| Microsoft reminds me of Drake atm for some reason. Makes a bunch of money but what's the plan when people stopping caring about you? |
| Can't wait to see a bunch of buff dudes pile on each other tomorrow. Biggest American sport events 🥵🥵 |
| ####DONE! |
| Part of the cointards selling push has always been that its just soooooo complicated that people dont understand it. |
| HIM posted this on x - \n\nSince launching the compounded semaglutide pill on our platform, we’ve had constructive conversations with stakeholders across the industry. As a result, we have decided to stop offering access to this treatment. We remain committed to the millions of Americans who depend on us for access to safe, affordable, and personalized care. |
| Not sure I'm feeling it man but who knows |
| Light it up |
| Made 60 - 4k in a week trading just Intel, Microsoft, AMD, and Amazon puts around earnings. Could’ve easily hit 10k if I held AMD a bit longer and sold Google puts at market open instead of holding. |
| 📞 |
| Brad Arnold dying is bearish. Don’t ask me to elaborate. |
| but you could be even more not-poor |
| And then? |
| How are we going to get the good loss posts if you ban the morons? |
| Why would you do that? Did you fuck with any kittens? |
| tap water price is shown here, 0.001 cent per litre |
| Unless they’re worried they’ll have to pay for any pre existing conditions or your trans, they’ll pretty much take anyone |
| Make sense only for Spain or Portugal, the rest is too close to Russia |
| What was the cost on each side? |
| A sex robot that does cowgirl jumping up and down on your lap while she has her arms holding you is super hot 🔥 🥵 😍 \n\n+9 years away, I can't wait!! |
| If the option opens around **$1.50–$2.20** per share, meaning the position drops to roughly **$9,000–$13,200** at the bell. That's an immediate **$3,000–$7,000 haircut** just from weekend theta before you can even click "sell."\n\nIf QQQ just sits at $609.54 all day:\n\n* **By noon:** \~$0.80–$1.20/share → position worth \~$4,800–$7,200\n* **By 2:00 PM:** \~$0.30–$0.60/share → position worth \~$1,800–$3,600\n* **By 3:30 PM:** collapse toward \~$0.05–$0.10 → position worth \~$300–$600\n* **At 4:00 PM expiration:** **$0.00** → the option expires worthless, $0.46 out of the money\n\nHope this helps. |
| SLV train has left. Blow off tops mean there's many people bagholding and will get out at breakeven. |
| tap wo'ah |
| *Billions |
| I told my wife I made $140k she told me I should do this full time |
| Is anyone going to talk about the drop to $200- $190? To me seems a chance to load up before GTA6 and the whole other number of game launches coming this year. Interested in peoples opinions. There are countless price targets $280 , $300, $270. |
| God forbid we trade a stock twice in one day. 0dtes tho.... |
| Too many damn bots trading. |
| Nothing’s free, you just don’t always see the price |
| Google turtle dicks |
| Asking the big brain questions. |
| Did you even spend 5 mins researching what's going on at the COMEX Volt rightnow? |
| #Will the army take you at 30 |
| Exactly. Even used my good crayon, you know, the ones with no teeth marks on them. |
| Millions use fb |
| rats |
| I know I did. At least one person. 😁 |
| Iran or IREN? |
| #9 out of 10 dentists agree that Microsoft is a shitty ass stock LMAO🤌 |
| Never a boring week in the orange man timeline |
| Don't stop believing ...🎵 |
| 64/yes/Little St James island |
| \*points to the 957274194 stores out there that charge for water\* |
| #You can't see me 👋 LMAO🤌 |
| Man I need a girlfriend |
| We know you still gonna buy them |
| Didn’t the January jobs report already come out? |
| Again, you have no idea what you're talking about. If you do quantitative analysis on a strategy and it has positive ev over several years with out of sample confirmation then you trade it. But you're just a yapper ragebaiter so I'm done here |
| 300 to 16000 to 100 |
| Ive been drinking exclusively water, sometimes with Liquid IV for the past 10 or so years. I love it |
| 50 50 IPA and lemonade |
| How much did you have Jan 1 and how much do you have now? |
| Right |
| In the current model once you get good at a game it's not challenging anymore. LMAO |
| Because I'm not poor |
| Mmm, that’s a WSJ article from Nov, 2024. He invested in Sep, 2024. Probably tripled and cashed out. Are y’all really slowpokes here? |
| If I lived in EU id just join the army, they ain’t ever fighting anyone, it’s just easy money |
| and its free |
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| Its still a gamble but the stock can crash any moment, once you are ready to cash out BOOM the market is crashing and the money that you invested are gone. |
| Except of course for the times that we don't. |
| LMAO 🤌🏼 |
| Doesn’t matter, dildo. Take the money and run |
| Finally an explanation I understand |
| My washer is leaking on anything bigger than a "mini" load 😒 |
| shit I would be too, that's dope. |
| #If you want to become a big dog you gotta learn how to bite. LMAO🤌 |
| No one uses snapchat anymore |
| BUt i dReW a linE! |
| Rookie level stuff, barely middle aged. My entire life outside this sub revolves around scrutinizing weather forecasts to plan when I can run the washer while the solar panels are generating and then dry stuff outside for free. |
| Real |
| After this crazy past week, I’m pretending theta decay didn’t happen lol |
| Well rested and showered. \n\nexactly $11,845 richer than I was on Thursday. Do NOT ask about YTD - I don't want to talk about it. \n\nWell fed. Not stressed about Beekend Bow. \n\npp still smol. |
| Everyone experiences this when they first start out, the real challenge is turning that 20k into 200k because most blow up after this step |
| I was totally pumped getting a new roof over the garage! |
| the joys of owning a home 🥴 |
| And the are most certainly not manufacturing them in china. |
| *laughs in Red Bull addiction* |
| How did their legal team not run this through before announcing their copy? Idiots. |
| Bro you already hit. Should ABC always be closing that shit before the weekend. |
| There’s no better drink than water when you’re thirsty |
| NVO above $50 Monday |
| Tough guy ehh? |
| China provides virtually no liquidity to precious metals markets it’s just London and USA. When you see decent movement by the chongs you will always see it reversed by London and the greatest country on earth |
| He is throwing everything at the wall just to try to hit the $1 trillion net worth for bragging rights. Dude is fucking pathetic. |
| The financial engineering of 300k per Bitcoin is structurally unlikely to say the least.\n\n\nPeople who don't already have Bitcoin are not buying Bitcoin anymore.\n\n\nYou would need new user adoption for that to happen and the opposite of that is what has been happening. |
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| Good thing about ADHD is I don't eat when I'm hyperfocused. Bad thing about ADHD is I binge eat when I'm bored. |
| The contract has no equity. It's literally all theta. It's the perfect storm for IV crush. |
| I'm just excited nothing has broken today. so far.. |
| RDDT missed the Friday recovery. Time to play catchup this week. |
| It's so we can laugh at him |
| How's that a gamble? \n\nAre you just asking about getting a savings account? |
| What did you do all day yesterday? |
| no it isn't true lol. but neither is TA |
| Why do people buy MSTR and why do they hate money? |
| RDDT might actually break out this week 🤞 |
| You could never beat anything ever w this model |
| Top regard |
| "A what?" |
| KingSmolle more like |
| Yea broski, but they will say " Put on X index fund and forget about it " which again it is till a gamble. |
| I’m gonna light my farts on fire as my short position on natural gas. |
| I know I'm getting old when I get excited over buying a new washer and dryer for the house lol |
| If I remember correctly, there was a loop hole for the GLP-1 medications if they are described as compound medications. Something about using the ingredients in a compound med type of way that isnt restricted by the FDA. |
| did it wink back at you? |
| Cash out. Get two slamming hot escorts and some cocaine and call it a week my man. |
| #Video games should adjust their difficulty with AI. The better you get at the game, the more difficult it should get, especially sports games LMAO🤌 |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/DelfDrizz made a bet that B would go to 60.0 within **1 week** when it was 52.12 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 0 wins and 1 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| Because normal day to day at a normal job is boring. Live a little. Go big. You never know, you just might hit. |
| Just another way of saying capex but with extra hurr durr because it has come in it\n\nJust keep buying calls |
| Well. This ain't my first rodeo. I am to stupid to predict a floor. All I know is that I know nothing and continue to HODL lol. My observation from all the talks and bla bla is as I wrote above. It's all higher and higher than it used to be couple years back. Like a lindy effect. The longer something stays, the longer it will continue to stay. I might sell my first BTC at 300k. I literally believe that. For somethings that supposedly has NO value, utility blablabla I don't care! I choose to stay ignorant. Bears sound smart, bulls make money. Buy one and forget about it. |
| Don’t worry bro you can’t still make it |
| Looked at my asshole in the mirror today and it blew my fucking mind 😤 |
| If I light a fart on fire, is that considered shorting natural gas? |
| Saturn is in retrograde |
| !RemindMe 2 days |
| https://preview.redd.it/0m9s8osr95ig1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=8bd7909ffa2fdbb5c514188c3eeaa31685def800 |
| jabronis |
| $300. Started with this play on Wednesday\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/46pb7ueq95ig1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=18cbade4d825a6338c09b998ffb2fa133b52529f |
| I'm gay |
| Ftw |
| he studies |
| disgusting little creatures |
| Like $0,000,000,000.00 revenue? |
| AMZN keeps raising my subscription prices. At least I am hoping the calls will print |
| that's what AI is for now. |
| hims going lower now |
| Me thinking it was the top at 155 lmao |
| Yes. Rotating to puts after you sell and watching the same thing. |
| BREAKING: $HIMS STOPS OFFERING GLP-1 PILL LAUNCHED EARLIER THIS WEEK\n\n\n\nlmfaooooooo HIMS gonna be real flaccid for mon open |
| Feels great holding spy calls over the weekend tbh |
| Yes I think it’s more about the services/process than the products they sell. |
| Not just from Monica, lol. |
| Did you actually turn $1000 into $16,000? |
| I’m here without you, baby, but you’re still with me in my dreams 😞 |
| What app or website are you using op? I just got into investing and I am doing options on pocket options I’m trying to give my kids the life I never had |
| Sometimes I go to the dmv and just yell you people voted for this |
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| Ligma? |
| yeah but at least we're getting a Wolfenstein 3. |
| Wtf. Why? |
| #This place gets fuckin weird on the weekends |
| “Bitcoin would be a billion dollars if everyone just believed in it like me.” \n\n😂😂😂 |
| that’s not an ad, that’s his boy Margin hitting him up |
| Zero percent cards and their damn checks. Lol |
| There is no corn floor. There is nothing "holding" it up except people's "ability" to convince others that a "floor" exists.\n\n\nIt can't go lower bro!\n\n\nThen it does.\n\n\nIt's a sandpaper hand job. |
| ✌️Jobs✌️ are for wage slaves. I’m waiting for a management position to open up. |
| robinhood added shorting, coincidence? |
| Is there a better feeling than watching a stock crash and burn further after you sell?? |
| Don't datacenters use a ton of water? |
| https://preview.redd.it/vk4xope195ig1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=3b0791b7059c3f85ea94b4d76564bbe597a1ca17 |
| Wtf is a comex? |
| Godspeed |
| Am all but rooting for you mate, but yeah, we drillin babeyyy |
| The only way you'll get your wegovy discount now is through TrumpRx |
| close enough to not get iv crushed though if there’s a chance it goes up to that its not exactly an earnings morning |
| wall street professionals hate this one tip ☝🏻 |
| You guys are fools, me I’m all in on Pregnant Butt! |
| if you were a worm i would stomp the SHIT out of you, i would stomp you and i would fucking EAT you |
| Unpopular opinion: America is what happens when the history channel runs constant reruns of the history of the third reich and the history of Jesus and is studied by an entire generation, when cable tv was still widespread |
| My wife has hit so many deer with her car she calls them "kills".\n\n\nI once drove her car and a deer ran at me through a field like it was possessed and needed to attack it.\n\n\nOnly my repeated horn blasts made it veer off. \n\n\nI do not wish I were a delicious venison steak, no. |
| https://preview.redd.it/bt79llmt85ig1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=64fe4bf4f7cf9ac0a3cf36f7067297902391af67\n\nI’m w you |
| I should’ve gotten a flair after my piece in WSJ but mods hate me 😔 |
| Hell yeah |
| Goldman Snacks |
| *today\n\nI have no duck in this fight but buying puts before a stock dips doesn't make you an expert |
| Not like our guy Taco man. Doctors wish they could give a score higher than 100% |
| Yeah no doubt, but snoop is giving his best at the Olympics. He's stylish as usual and very funny, we all love him. |
| Situation normal |
| It’s only good if it the priest doing it |
| Initiating sequence regard… |
| Oh yeah? The guy who said "um sorry sir, how much did u want me to say I would invest again again master? gluck gluck gluck" to Mr. Pedo in Chief? Color me can't believe that shit, no way no how |
| Why do people even buy drinks? You can drink water almost entirely free from the tap, all that money you save can be compounded into massive investment gains over time |
| Summarize duper bowl so I can pretend to be relevant in the office on Monday please |
| This gentleman turned 60k into 15k over 5 years. |
| They is sleepin? |
| a/s/l? |
| My LLy is getting fat |
| I’m gonnna need an update |
| I thought bad bhunny was a guy. Man I can't keep up with this gen alpha brainrot |
| Fucking killed me. I love you. |
| It's the Giants versus Redskins. |
| suicide bombing in iran.... |
| 100% streight |
| We will not |
| Where am I gonna get my cheap GLP1 now? I'm not gonna suddenly develop discipline! |
| Your boyfriend's got it |
| I see 122 near term and then a rally. Upto you if you can hold through a bit more pain, like having teeth pulled out without anesthesia pain |
| Fuck me in the hoo-ha, this is damn funny if you know the history of the sweet little choo choo train |
| /r/investing |
| Cyclically Adjusted Price to Earnings ... XAI |
| a vegetarian |
| https://preview.redd.it/a55b41wa85ig1.png?width=2048&format=png&auto=webp&s=d8e6566677aaca05a7c7ab6e4066df2e110889ec\n\nAll-in on data centers |
| Eh, fair enough |
| Went to the store bought everything and forgot the meat 🤬 |
| My AMZN calls printing |
| I do understand, very deeply, more than you understand about yourself. \nIf you'd kill someone over a $500 chunk of metal, you have serious issues, and you do have a desire to kill. \nI'm sorry you have such a dim view of your fellow man and that life is so meaningless to you. \n\nSeek help. |
| You think an out-of-the-money call isn't going to be burned at opening on the day of expiry with a flat chart? \n\nAnd you're not new to this? |
| Not days, months or you know even 3-5 years. |
| There is no floor. There is nothing "holding" it up except people's "ability" to convince others that a "floor" exists.\n\n\nIt can't go lower bro!\n\n\nThen it does.\n\n\nIt's a sandpaper hand job. |
| It is probably paying homage to the meme one last time before it never ever sees it again |
| Thanks for posting. Always appreciate additional data points that not accessible to retail |
| u/KingBigle is gay |
| And then AI came inside of me... |
| Man it’s gotta go up $3 from here just to maintain the cost per contract by market open on Monday…you got some real cajones my friend |
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| Mods sticky this please |
| Guys I’m confused, are you all >!gey or gey?!< |
| /r/ValueInvesting busting a fat nut right about now |
| #Lotta angsty flairpours in here. 🧐 |
| 😳 |
| So many pro-pharma bots in this thread. |
| OK, Elon |
| https://preview.redd.it/rap58i9085ig1.jpeg?width=1563&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4ff3fa9629333eea858e3b7f0be82fb0c1f45fa6 |
| If you're looking to make money in a matter of days, gambling is going to be what all your options are described as. |
| Show all time |
| https://preview.redd.it/dt40i0qv75ig1.png?width=2048&format=png&auto=webp&s=df17edac29cba0ca81051f6d649266364e8dbcd0\n\nThis the reason why we are betting everything in data centers |
| Corn will perpetually be 69,420 LMFAO |
| your loss |
| Thanks ChatGPT |
| Litterally the top of chat for me |
| IREN and NBIS fuck off |
| Did you know that PDT rule is an SEC rule for equities. \n\nFutures are regulated by CFTC which has no PDT rules at all. Trade away. |
| Hahaha |
| Be like Keith Richard’s |
| Bottom is in msft up big this week. |
| Today you rest, tomorrow you prep\nMonday you bet, then you lose everything |
| So.. pedocoin good, basically? |
| chat moving so fast nobody will notice i'm gay |
| Iirc you can get the scripts via a HIMS dr. Amazon doesn’t offer that service. |
| I am rich and famous and I will not be included |
| Watch large sweaty man bang their bodies against each other on Sunday |
| You really don’t understand. This ain’t the soup kitchen. Touch my shit and you’re Swiss cheese. Absolutely no desire to kill. Just a desire to keep my possessions. Kinda the whole point of this country. You should see a therapist if you think this whole thing will work like a big hippie commune. And the government has shown thus far that it’s absolutely inefficient in taking my tax dollars and actually instituting positive change. So yeah I’ll keep all of my dollars thank you very much. |
| I'll take that $20 |
| No. |
| #Microsoft going to zero this week LMAO🤌 |
| Now that’s funny |
| You can still have fun. Use margin to buy triple-leveraged short NASDAQ ETF. Ride the dragon. |
| Hello fellow five figures on credit cards brother 😂 |
| you ever wish you were a deer? |
| Same as Saylor but at least dude is committed to Bitcoin. He will actually go down with the ship. Lee might be hurt if eth crashes and never recovers but it's not his entire existence. |
| Spy all time high on Monday confirmed |
| congrats bro |
| First AI came for SaaS, and I said nothing... |
| Oh |
| I’m now not feeling so bad unloading HIMS my bags at 14.5. Lost 200k on that stock. Hope it dies |
| 100000 soon |
| Too late as I got burned with 1dte call on Friday \n\nAlbeit have some RDDL, so hope that recovers |
| Good idea. Thank you. |
| You don’t have a job do you? |
| I mean…the past 84 hours have not been too pleasant to a lot of people tied to rddt lol, not the cause but def not helping |
| Nice almost 1k updoots on this post. Means this shit will continue to moon. Mark my words |
| Looking throuh all the BTC predictions, blabla talks etc. \n\nYou know what's funny? What's funny is that we literally have been here before. But the "floor price" or the "bottom" is always WAAAAAY higher than previous floors. Used to be ike 10k, 20k.....now mfs talk about bottom at 70k and the "armageddon" people say floor is 50k. (excluding permaidiots aka. permabears with 0$ PT)\n\nBuy the dip. Like clockwork. |
| >And I didn't think the problem of creating a self-sustaining habitat was an especially hard one. The big challenges are all related to oxygen/co2/radiation.\n\n??? This has never been accomplished, not once.\n\nSee: Biosphere.\n\nAlso see: Antarctica. \n\nAs for his business acumen, Musk invested in Tesla after the singular achievement by them was already patented, and that's the concept of combining smaller batteries into one massive battery. After he joined Tesla, his contributions added cost and exposure. Notably, it was he that insisted on the death trap door handles that are causing them all sorts of nightmares now, and that's before the lawsuits start really crushing them year after year.\n\nHis so-called business acumen had him eschew any kind of affordable car to instead concentrate on a truck that... let's say "underperformed" and be polite. Now the car company under his leadership has been surpassed by others and he no longer even considers it a car company, having moved on to his next grift.\n\nSpaceX had a nice thing going for a while with the Falcon delivering things at cost to LEO but at the moment it's a company with a glut of big rockets in a world where sats have gotten smaller and smaller.\n\nNeed I even start with Starship? A comical joke that has failed to reach orbit, lift anything but a banana into the sky, and blows up nearly ever time. You'll recall this was all paid for by U.S. taxpayers for a lunar lander he's never even bothered to attempt to pretend to build. No, now Starship is a pez dispenser for his junk Starlink sats, which is where we started.\n\nGo back and listen to that famous Twitter spaces when the so-called business genius is completely rattled and stumped by an engineer asking the most basic question imaginable. Trust me fam, Elon Musk is a total moron. He has failed up. He is also a useful idiot to a lot of people, especially the ones who like controlling how people think through Twitter. |
| Heading to 80 next so might as well buy some put to hedge |
| There are probably genuinely profitable algos that trade it second to second sometimes though. |
| Help out broski, how can I not gamble ? How can I look at the numbers and invest my money to a company ? I don't want index funds and wait 20 years, I might die tomorrow who knows. All I know is that P/E ratio is very important but its not 100% or 99% sure how important it is. |
| Dont you guys literally throw bananas at black soccer players? |
| That's gonna leave a mark |
| I’m in the US and I’ve never seen a local ad. But it will happen eventually. |
| It’s like a stripper allocating all her profits into fake tits… to make much more $ |
| there's about to be a rope and neck forming |
| How can I force myself to only buy index ETFs and never touch anything else again? |
| Bro sell and invest in qqq. You will recover your loss in 10 years |
| Once you pop u can't stop |
| OP had to get anal reconstruction surgery, but he’s fully healed and ready to be hurt again apparently. |
| No clue where this will be yet at 9:30 |
| Unless ur fartmaxxing |
| WYM they do mail order for compounded versions of boner pills, hair and weight loss drugs prescribed by online doctors. I believe they can provide the consults. It’s a discreet and convenient service and less expensive than using the branded drugs. Iirc they do their own compounding.\n\nThey were doing pretty well until the GLP1 shortage ended. I’m watching this one to see how low it goes. |
| Dude got so much brain from Monica ain’t no way he has alzheimers |
| Cash out at 930am and live to see another day with your balls still attached |
| I think you may be on to something but holy fuck you’re retarded |
| Capital executions |
| Wtf |
| And well? Did the hedgies get owned by Beyond Meat's recognition? |
| If NXE opens slightly green Monday morning, I’m going all in. Canadian Nuclear Safety Commission hearings are all next week and Culper Research just released a report Friday that they (Culper) are in up to their necks in shorted shares.🤑 |
| Traded that Bitcoin for levered higher beta Bitcoin. Truly sophisticated. |
| Biggest shorting on record … so far! |
| Haha I saw ur post the other day remember the name |
| capitol excommunication (they are no longer allowed in the capitol) |
| The last candle close had sell volume like its about to dump |
| I’m ok with that too I just thought if I want to average down I’ll do it at $120, I have to sell my meta shares first. |
| You can’t compare Reddit to Meta. Compare reddit to snap\n\nAlso the bullet points are a dead giveaway you copy and pasted from an llm nobody really formats like that |
| Bill Clinton has never once tweeted his score on the Alzheimer's test. What is he hiding? |
| can't wait to have 24/7 markets so I can watch my options decay |
| Capital expenditure |
| With the level of knowledge you have on display it would be pure gambling. \n\nBut like roulette gambling, not something with reasonable odds like blackjack. |
| they should just release a one-pager containing only rich and famous *not* in the files 🤣 |
| I think that’s because it’s his goal. I don’t think past presidents have made addresses specifically to manipulate the market |
| lots of money |
| 😞 |
| We are do our best to verify big dick plays. |
| People arent wrong when they say that there is theta decay on the weekends...if there wasn't theta decay, then your calls would still be 2.73 if QQQ opens at the same price it closed at on Friday...the thing is, even if QQQ opens at the exact same price as Friday's close, these calls would only be worth close to half of what they closed at on Friday...so around 1.20 to 1.50...that is the theta decay at work\n\nwhat people misunderstand is that the theta decay over the weekend is already priced in to take into account the risk of gap up or down...it isn't free money to be selling options on Friday and then thinking you can cash in on the theta decay come Monday...because shit rarely ever opens at the exact same price as it closed on friday\n\nWeekend theta isn't free money...it's the premium an option writer gets for taking on the risk of a gap up or down come Monday when the market opens |
| Yeah, his calls to expire. \n\nAre you smelling burnt toast right now? |
| This sub requires a return to idocy. |
| Would have hit a teeny bit better if it wasn't the punchline of a recently popular Kendrick Lamar diss track. |
| What do I do today and tomorrow? |
| Time to buy the dip guys |
| Wtf does capex mean |
| $GFS 13.0%\n\n$NTES 8.3%\n\n$TSEM 15.0%\n\n$CHEF 8.9%\n\n$ZBRA 10.8%\n\n$LYFT 14.3%\n\n$UPST 17.9%\n\n$NET 13.5%\n\n$GILD 5.6%\n\n$EW 7.5%\n\n$ZG 13.0%\n\n$RACE 7.3%\n\n$CLF 12.4%\n\n$MNDY 18.9%\n\n$APO 7.3%\n\n$ON 9.8%\n\n$UPWK 17.4%\n\n$GT 12.1%\n\n$VNO 7.2%\n\n$AZN 5.9%\n\n$MAR 4.6%\n\n$OSCR 13.2%\n\n$AMTM 11.9%\n\n$HOG 9.4%\n\n$INCY 7.8%\n\n$SAIA 11.5%\n\n$DD 6.9%\n\n$ECL 4.8 |
| I wiped |
| $WYNN 6.6%\n\n$CART 9.7%\n\n$MHK 8.1%\n\n$YELP 9.8%\n\n$U 15.2%\n\n$VRT 10.5%\n\n$QS 13.8%\n\n$MLCO 9.8%\n\n$CROX 11.7%\n\n$HUBS 16.9%\n\n$ALB 9.7%\n\n$FSLY 17.9%\n\n$CGNX 13.9%\n\n$EQIX 5.9%\n\n$PAYC 12.1%\n\n$INSP 15.4%\n\n$ZTS 8.7%\n\n$HUM 9.3%\n\n$DDOG 14.2%\n\n$KO 3.0%\n\n$FISV 12.7%\n\n$F 7.2%\n\n$VNT7.0%\n\n$IRM 6.5%\n\n$QSR 5.0%\n\n$TRU 9.2%\n\n$MCD 3.3%\n\n$\\% |
| Deez nuts |
| He's out of the money. It's a $610 call and QQQ is trading below $610 (barely). |
| I understood what Elon said it was valued at, I don’t know what it really is worth \n\nIt turns out sometimes Elon doesn’t always say true things |
| Respectfully, you don’t know what you are talking about. \n\nI’m German btw. I have lived in the US for 3 years Spain for 5 Netherlands for 2. I’m not going to break it down for you. But just use the internet and see why it’ll be hard to retire on 600k alone in the US, no house, no pension, no health insurance, no car no nothing else. It’ll be quicker and save us both some time. |
| Implied moves, up OR down idiots:\n\n \n$APP 15.6%\n\n$CSCO 5.6%\n\n$SPOT 10.5%\n\n$COIN 11.2%\n\n$ANET 10.8%\n\n$PINS 15.0%\n\n$DKNG 12.5%\n\n$RIVN 14.5%\n\n$HOOD 11.9%\n\n$NBIS 13.4%\n\n$ALAB 14.8%\n\n$SHOP 13.4%\n\n$FROG 17.8%\n\n$AMAT 8.2%\n\n$TOST 11.4%\n\n$EXPE 10.8%\n\n$ROKU 13.8%\n\n$VRTX 6.6%\n\n$BROS 14.1%\n\n$TWLO 12.7%\n\n$DXCM 10.4%\n\n$TRUP 14.3%\n\n |
| whats not meant for you will disappoint you a thousand times until you understand\n\nand thats how i learned puts weren't right for me |
| Buying to much Vega? |
| Volatility doesn't even matter much now. \n\nThere are no announcements from the fed or labor and no significant earnings on Monday and these calls are out of the money. Unless they go in the money in pre-market hours, he's looking at an immediate cratering of about 40% at opening, with the rest draining away by the end of the day. \n\nLearn to take profits when you're up. |
| The numbers will keep going up. Trust |
| if we don’t get a gold medal soon someone getting bombed |
| Can’t outrun that fork, homie. |
| I don't even know which team is playing in the superbowl and what number it is because IDGAF. |
| Tbh, I'm doing pretty damn good market wise! And pretty fuckin bad emotionally 🥲 |
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| why I am not surprised |
| https://preview.redd.it/3ywpmc4q55ig1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=bbdedfebefe8a76201bf468228885ee7fb5874b8 |
| Can’t believe Bhad Bhabie is doing the super bowl. She’s come so far 🥲 |
| ….why not both? |
| Then it super rules |
| Monthly active users is a different planet than daily active users. They’re worth nothing, basically. |
| I see the uber driving pours are out in force today LMAO 🤌 |
| Wow the standards have really gone down over here. Designated ambassador flair for a 15k play that he is using his earnings from his whopping $300 bet for? \n\nThis doesn’t even make the top 100 of posts I’ve seen here over the years…. |
| Several plays this week. Started with iwm puts. Then amd calls. To qqq calls |
| For context I’m a tax planning professional. That’s not how equity investing or retirement works I promise you 3m won’t last the rest of his life without working because of inflation alone, not to mention assuming 8 percent growth each year so that’s how much you’ll take out it is really bad. You’re thinking of arithmetic returns, not geometric. There’s also sequence of return risk, if you keep taking 8 percent after multiple bad years early your gonna cook yourself |
| ban this |
| yeah another one from the NY publicist lady basically called him a zonked out zombie on drugs and that he was creepy... coming from a lady that helped set up pedo parties. |
| If only there were signs. |
| You would |
| Thanks for the kind words. No I'm not new to this, but the way you speak to me about it makes it sound as if you are. |
| Oh no. Zuck the cuck is also in the pedo files. |
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| ligma balls |
| GLD SLVR going to fucking zero |
| SPY |
| So you're just showing off now? |
| I forgot the olympics was real |
| getting ready to goon to the bad bunny performance, she sounds hot af 🥵 |
| Oof, at least it wasnt naked |
| Uhhhh have you guys seen the “Michael Sailor” mentions in the files?\n\nOn Thu, Jun 6, 2013 at 8:09 AM, Sultan Bin Sulayem\nI met Michael sailor he us one if us\nHe invited me to his south beach house |
| I went 50k worth of shares at 68 bucks. Already up alot! Selling on Monday. Don't trust this green. |
| Snapchat+ is for power users only, let’s say that is 5-10% of the overall user base at best. I’m probably overstating it. \n\nNo more room to grow? Meta properties have billions of MAU. I’d say there is plenty of room to keep growing. |
| I assume you're pretty new to this and you just gambled and got a winning ticket. \n\nThis is an *at the money* 0DTE call at the moment. They're actually slightly out of the money. You're holding the highest theta decay configuration *possible*. \n\nUnless you see a big bump in tech stocks in pre-market trading Monday morning, you're going to get crushed at open. \n\nLike... \n\n> 620 calls would be burned at open if it's flat. Not 610.\n\nHow do you think this actually works? You know how the call option works, right? This contract expires on Monday. It's currently out of the money. The *only* value it has is theta right now. If QQQ does not go up on Monday, these calls expire worthless. No extra points for getting close. And if QQQ doesn't go up *before* Monday, opening is going to see these cut to about $1.50 apiece at open. If QQQ goes up $1 by the closing bell, these options will expire with a value of about $0.60, a quarter of their current value. \n\nIt was an idiotic move not to sell these on Friday. Realistically you should expect a roughly $6k hit at the opening bell unless QQQ sees strong bullish pre-market trading. Bullish moves are not uncommon on Mondays, but after that strong of a Friday, I wouldn't want to be holding these. |
| i don’t do options \nso it has to go above 92 for you to get money ? |
| Fucking hedgie. Twerk peener tough guy |
| Boofed a watermelon 🍉 |
| silver ahhahahahahahahha |
| Where's everyone at on QCOM right now?\n\nI'm digging through the recent 10k and it looks like a mixed bag to me, but I don't own it and haven't dove deep enough into what it is they actually do to get a good idea of the outlook. |
| Ya you’re prob right I just thought it was worth trying. Good chance I couldn’t stay on it due to nausea or something. That is not something I could live with. |
| Thankfully ketchup has yet to make a deal with OpenAi..\n\nLong on KHC |
| you crazy man. I like you, but, heh, you're crazy. |
| But the priest told me it's a good thing |
| Btc regards are a different breed. Trading on hopium and feels. Price targets based on whatever the fuck some talking head feels like saying today.\n\nSome have made a lot of money but I don’t have the balls for crypto.\n\nLeave me to my silver and gold |
| Literally lost $350 in like .5 seconds lol\n\nEdit: watched my profit go from $2,430 to 2,110, to $1,730, and then finishing around $2,200 and I TP. |
| It’ll be so great to be a UC Merced student with a gf at CSU Bakersfield once they get the train built |
| RemindMe! 1 day |
| We also had all time record shorting this past week. I fucking hate that ape word, but said fact is gonna make the market hard to predict, and extra fucky. |
| he missed a word, he meant on THIS record. |
| My assholes a greedy little bugga |
| Oops, all fentanyl! |
| drink more black coffee |
| Is that the one from the guy that eats his boogers? They caught bro in 4k |
| Part of the reason why they’re down 5 % in NA is because they changed their strategy from ‘growth at all cost’ to ‘profitability.’ I feel like that’s what shareholders have been asking for all this time. Getting more Snapchat+ subscribers is key. That’s safe revenue. Their revenue from ads isn’t great. And to my surprise apparently their AR stuff also brought in a nice bit of revenue. \n\nAnalysts suggest the app has reached a "plateau" where finding new users is increasingly difficult. It makes sense to me that they finally changed their strategy to go for profitably rather than growth. |
| Yea I think i saw him in another subreddit exclaiming Beyond Meat was revolutionary and hedgies were finna be put on notice |
| https://preview.redd.it/44zry2uv45ig1.jpeg?width=1320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7215679a26e0499714fe1abbac9ce670ae9e5d3e |
| Another what lol |
| They all pumped because google and amazon confirmed massive capex will continue - which means data center demand is still strong |
| Wife asked for it. Honestly she isn’t even fat just gained like 10-20 pounds after having a kid and wants to get back closer to her pre pregnancy weight. \n\nI could prob lose about 30 pounds. Going to the gym just hasn’t been enough for me the last few years. |
| bitcoin defies chart logic |
| Nah |
| Yeah I had a similar situation with rddt a while ago. Right around when they had a congressional hearing. I ended up rolling, taking a small loss then it recovered above my strike the following week. |
| It is mind boggling how none of these buttcorn bulls have heard of a dead cat bounce |
| bro is shooting 2/18... throwing up bricks all day lmao |
| Everyone’s saying it 👀 |
| What do you expect from pedophiles and nazis? |
| Wow. |
| https://preview.redd.it/sxnm66hn45ig1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ea3a5490806647bc0ee21b162915f7ca9c46d425 |
| 1 percentile |
| Fat ass fingers how Tf do you click 1 instead of 6 |
| It's a dead cat bounce dude. The ship has not turned around. |
| Squeeze deez nuts you fuckin nerd.\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| Michael Burry responded to my craigslist ad looking for someone to mow my lawn. "$30 is $30", he said as he continued to mow what was clearly the wrong yard. My neighbor and I shouted at him but he was already wearing muffs. Focused dude. He attached a phone mount onto the handle of his push mower. I was able to sneak a peek and he was browsing Zillow listings in central Wyoming. He wouldn't stop cackling.\n\nThat is to say, Burry has his fingers in a lot of pies. He makes sure his name is in all the conversations.\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| Bagholder spotted.\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| #[GUH](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/kkc8ev/just_in_case_yall_forgot_this_video_exists/)\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| My authority is not measured in mod powers.\n\nIt is measured in magick and witchcraft and runic glory.\n\nI will fuck people up in nightmares, not on the sub.\n\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| Oh my gourd! \n\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| Ya Allah, did you mean to visit r/MuslimNoFap? In challah you will be victorious.\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| #👁⃤ *Illuminerdy confirmed* 👁⃤\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| #[AWW YEAH](https://youtu.be/imxxWDgGJOg)\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| PUT YOUR HANDS UP AdCritical5383!!! POLICE ARE ENROUTE! PREPARE TO BE BOOKED FOR PROVIDING ILLEGAL FINANCIAL ADVICE!\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| *This “pivot.” Is it in the room with us now?*\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
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| Well, I, for one, would NEVER hope you get hit by a bus.\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| Michael Burry, known to close friends as Ligma, was hit by a bus this afternoon while driving to visit his secret lover and CEO of SPY, Martin Supdog.\n\nEarly analysis indicates he attempted to pivot his vehicle out of the way using witchcraft, shouting yeah yeah yeah yeah, I’m not selling but was too late.\n\nMarket analysts believe his fragile emotional state over the recent SPY short squeeze and his related paper losses were partially to blame. He appears to have lost it all. The plunge protection team certainly did their job and made sure there was no time to short it.\n\nLater in the day an eye witness recorded Mr Burry saying “Fap fap fap fap fap bagholder spotted !Guh sell oh my gourd I spilt my choccy milk. What will my Muslim wife think when I stopped doing no fap? I’m not fucking selling. Illuminati is watching.”\n\nWe’re not sure what to make of this, but our reporting will continue.\n\nMore on Boomer News at 6pm. This is not financial advice. |
| yay it worked. lol\n\nsounds like a best seller. |
| listen lady, a simple no would've sufficed |
| I’m gonna short 🌽 |
| Pretty remarkable how everyone in my household becomes an Olympic expert all of a sudden but no one said shit about the Olympics for years |
| Has anyone shorted bitcoin? Where’s it going? Is there a true head and shoulders forming??? |
| Never heard of it |
| I mean, it is the biggest on record, but not if you put it against the total value of the market. numbers man,who knew it's more complicated than 1+1=2 |
| I hope very much that you won’t have the chance to do the lol |
| I have it at $141 and $189 in a year. |
| Squeeze my nuts! |
| You're in the right place |
| Epstein wouldnt share his cheese pizza with him so Elon had to make his own with Grok LOL! |
| HP is a bratty twink. |
| Well those retards got cooked |
| For you option sellers, what securities do you like to sell options for?\n\n\nMight open a CSP position for NVDA. Then if or when I get assigned, sell CCs on it. |
| Puts on butter |
| lol, what is that username on leaderboard u/I_Sniff_Uranus |
| Times were better when we had nerds going super saiyan on YT |
| Gold up 1% over the weekend. Lets see if it holds until futes opens. Usually we get a pullback right before the open, then futes meets the weekend levels. |
| What makes you think it will drop after it turned the ship around? |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/LargeBagHolder made a bet that GLD would go to 470.0 within **6 days** when it was 449.236 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 6 wins and 10 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| Yes because the gold industry definitely doesn’t have an incentive to control the supply. |
| If that's true then you would know not to say something doesn't have edge without knowing the whole strategy and backtesting it. Which you haven't |
| 👏 |
| Denied |
| How did you keep emptions |
| Looks like I paid a chunk of margarine interest last year. Hmmmmmm |
| Doesn't robinhood allow regards to short now? It's only going up from here. New way for the rich to make more money. |
| People telling me I’m missing out on life, man I’m trying to live to 120, I’m just pacing myself |
| 2020 was the blip of our timeline |
| Right... okay |
| Man with goldsachs |
| How come my stock never gets drilled |
| So, Friday was the dad cat bounce? |
| This isn’t a problem but I don’t know why on earth someone would buy north of 400 |
| I’m hoping to buy at $120 more shares to average down can I? Do I have any luck? |
| There was a massive sell spike at close as well |
| **Ban Bet Created:** **/u/Is_so_cuul_sonbbich** bet **AMZN** goes from **210.04** to **220.0** before **11-Feb-2026 04:23 PM EST**\n\nTheir record is 2 wins and 18 losses.\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| !banbet AMZN 220 4d |
| 1.1 @ 60 contracts is more than 6k. Didnt u say u had 300? |
| Because you touch yourself at night |
| Option buyers = renters.\n\nTheta gang = landlords. |
| Yer a wizard, Harry |
| Hahahahahahahaha no |
| i’ll give u 10k to make me a million and you can keep 10% |
| holy shit just watching harry potter, dude is a complete framelet eww |
| Degenerates all of them degenerates. I hope they get fucked and we have a 1 month long bull run before the fall out |
| You fucking regard. Motion to ban idiocy. |
| Confirmed |
| Elon |
| Best money to be made if crypto recovers is to do a daily rebalance across BTC, ETH, SOL & XRP. |
| Suddenly everything seems very expensive… |
| I’ve never been on a roller coaster before 🎢 |
| Mirror mirror on the wall, who’s the horniest of us all? |
| The only thing smaller is their dicks. |
| Less of a tax burden |
| he will be up 30k |
| It expires in March. You’re good! |
| It's not funny anymore, why god why🥲 |
| You might start to get the itch once a lot of your friends start having babies, at least that was the case for me, it sort of normalises the concept. All I can say is, if you do decide to, you won’t regret it, they will fill your life and you’ll love them more than you ever could have imagined. However the baby / toddler years can be challenging ngl, sleep deprivation etc |
| So bull run only on tech from here on? |
| He's a businessman, not an engineer. He's good at building companies providing an environment for actual engineers to do good work. They're recruiting from the same pool as Boeing. I think the guy with close to a trillion might be somewhat decent at business.\n\nThere is no technology to terraform Mars. Were you talking about something else in relation to the ionosphere?\n\nAnd I didn't think the problem of creating a self-sustaining habitat was an especially hard one. The big challenges are all related to oxygen/co2/radiation. |
| CRM has supposedly planned a commercial with Mr.Beast. lol |
| He’s ITM though, if it doesn’t shit and goes up a bit or stays flat. |
| The most worthless of all the garbage coins |
| Indeed it’s not news. |
| Tomorrow they will see a big beautiful 999gold meteor about to impact earth, news work |
| I am never bored |
| Shit post on here |
| They're open 24/7 |
| You’re a fucking idiot dude |
| Thanks for your service.\n\nNext time more cheddar on the side with the fries 🍟 |
| There was one guy who actually fat fingered a ban bet. I think he wanted SPY 650 and put 150 instead. Would have won the bet too. |
| with all these comments qqq will moon 2% monday and he’ll be up 30k |
| PAX Gold - United States dollar -> `4989.95573` (51.796 / 1.049%) |
| !p x:paxgusd |
| That’s not an accomplishment, that’s a mental illness |
| Do you live in a SEC town or something? |
| I’m predicting ALAB or VRT to rally after earnings |
| Honestly, I'd pay more taxes if we could force fatties to take this drug. |
| Respect |
| Never seen a market crash huh? |
| Homemade? |
| Can't turn them off at the bar or tell my dad to shut the fuck up (he doesn't listen) |
| Open the casino 😤 |
| i’m bored |
| Believe it or not, deported |
| -1 693 SPY call praying Trump tanks the market this weekend. |
| Pharma cartel is on another level |
| Well the market agrees with my stance (I bought puts) \nAnd disagrees with yours.\n\nSo who's wrong? \n\nHas it occurred to you that perhaps, you're missing something? \n \nThat maybe... something is not "right"? \n\nBut yea instead of looking at what I wrote and thinking to yourself "Hmm maybe their future projections are detached from reality" you instantly go defensive "Nu-uh the market is wrong, I'm right about this company" |
| I would never disrespect a Ford ranger.\n\n\nNotice I said Ford sedan? |
| For me no |
| I wonder how many people are shorting stuff on Robinhood |
| ETHEREUM MOTHERFUCKER |
| Yeah that’s fair |
| Me too. I can park outside my own house on Saturdays |
| Now you get nothing |
| I imagine that’s a pretty large cohort |
| Thats not true I found a bunch of gold in my grandma's jewelry box |
| Corn 250k EOY |
| Where does the happy part come in? |
| lmao |
| it's a big club and you ain't in it |
| What if I told you that you can just turn the TV off? |
| “You’ll own nothing and be happy” \n\nIs that how options are supposed to work? |
| I don’t know squat about their leadership team but I think there is massive potential if they ruthlessly execute on the ads side of things. They need the right person to spearhead that effort though. \n\nThe biggest red flag to me is that they missed the online advertising boom. Which makes me question leadership. \n\nThe opportunity is there but it’s going to require an overhaul. |
| https://preview.redd.it/862s6exf25ig1.jpeg?width=854&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1694a5a48df82dfeccf7bb4c2ca87345b45341da\n\nA classic for sure |
| Mind melting amounts |
| Jesus H. Christ, I'm crying-laughing. |
| I want an elephant ear |
| Fair value is what the market says it is |
| In two days it will be the longest period of time with no football until August. My own personal heaven. |
| kinda tough to change the algo when people put 'reddit' in the search lol |
| Says with a “Top 1% Commenter” |
| We should rip next week as Mag7 and other beaten down sectors like software take Nasdaq to new highs finally. No such thing as a quadruple top. |
| I'll do you one better: $16000 to $300 in a day! |
| Ford Ranger to you |
| Wait here I'll be right back with some funnel cake |
| show me the worst possible banbet (guaranteed ban) |
| Ate too much soup 🫃 |
| I found a book for us! |
| Lots of other paper losses for me |
| Couple hundred. It's not fun at higher amounts |
| Who’s playing? |
| https://preview.redd.it/370uhn7025ig1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=66b54613694650937f7f464b346451e7a9389389 |
| "For the first time in recorded history, global data show zero gold discoveries in two consecutive years. \n \nThis has never occurred before."\n\nif you're shorting metals/miners right now you're legit not gonna make it lmao |
| $3.50 |
| https://preview.redd.it/nzlp7k3f15ig1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=862e38ff259522c4edc5c22de86e20f5f757e230\n\nSo many ChatGPT prompt posts. I want to read the words of regards, not silicon gpt-hallucinations, I’m delusional enough as it is |
| No, because their kids will be living in them |
| I don’t think that’s real |
| It’s a symptom of psychosis as well. It’s like a weird cross roads of disassociation and association |
| I chortled adequately to this as well. |
| 😂 YOLO |
| Yah all the tech stocks were selling off on good earnings. Everything was repricing. Did you listen to the conference call? I like to think reddit would come back but if Nvidia does the same thing (which it should as it has no more sales to capture except for china), sector rotation seems to be slowing, transport and energy is the last to get pumped we could be looking at a good correction back to pre liberation day levels between soon ish and April. Then I'm hopefully a good bounce. Reddit had a follow through day down on Friday too, vs the others Amazon, even tesla had small bounces. I've had losses like that too, I hope it bounces for you. This week should be telling pending and Trump antics. \n\n\nPs. I eat with a cork on my fork so I don't stab myself, take what I said as a grain of salt, could bounce Monday, no one knows. |
| lol, so mistaken. Meta will rock through midterm elections, without a doubt. $800 by June and $1k through midterm. |
| is your spellcheck doing ok |
| yup |
| nah decent land will probably increasingly become one of the most valuable and scarcest resources out there. grandma will die out and if the house has to go for sale, some Blackstone spinoff will cash outbid to turn it into another in a growing portfolio of corporately owned SFHs. |
| You would love me shit faced. I can't accomplish a fucking thing |
| He has to CALL someone (QQQ he has the money, as seen in the post) and ask for money. Then QQQ will say he can keep it or that he has to PUT it down. \n\nThose are the two options. That’s why they’re called options, btw. |
| When shorts start to cover we’ll see a pop. Hopefully it’s soon |
| No, because corporations will buy up houses so that they can rent to you, and/or provide short-term rentals. They make more that way |
| "constructive conversation with stakeholders"\n\nAka: Our lawyers told us we going to get fucked up if we decide to go through with this. |
| With how many ex-pharma folks they have on their board, I’m actually really surprised with how this all went down. |
| How much are we gambling for super bowl? |
| Don’t sell either. Wait until you see what happens next week. |
| 🤣 |
| 59% ROI beat is a shallow metric. I won’t dive into a performance measurement diatribe but measuring actual ROI is an art/science that most brands are hopeless at. It’s very hard. I have brands self report fantastic numbers to me weekly, and if you peel back the curtain even slightly you’ll see their real returns are off by hundreds of percent from what they think. |
| This is bullish. |
| Baelor is goated 🤚😭✋ |
| Thank you for your service! |
| *boggy |
| Mud flowed up into Lump's pajamas and totally confused the passing piranahs. |
| Yeah. |
| Living life on the edge |
| Y'all eat canned bananas? The ones packed in banana fluid? |
| Yeah, I’ve yet to discover a Reddit ad that actually was relevant and worked through all those years |
| and i like my men all incompetent |
| I'll tell her |
| You had me until that last part.\n\n\nI have little kids... Sooo....\n\n\nYou do that last part. I'ma chill over here.... |
| Different reasoning, same conclusion. |
| I heard the Brit’s realized there was an intelligence leak to Russia, gave different false information to their intel circle and it was the info shared with the US that was acted upon by Russia. This was before that news broke and i haven’t confirmed it, but hmm.. |
already got 60K on it ,  Blocked www.reddit.com |
| Meta is a moat, dude. Like 1/2 the world is on their platforms. You’re dramatically mistaken. They use AI as well as anyone, despite lack of cloud. |
| Super Bowl tomorrow! I love it and hate. Love all the gambling and trash talking but hate that it will be over tomorrow. |
| down 5% is a big problem. That's not a small decline.Europe being down 1% is big as i'm assuming this drop is coming from english speaking countries.\n\nSpinning off Specs doesn't fundamentally change the truth, just the picture most see. |
| u/barbellpadawan if ur posting an image you have to write text like a simple "oh" and then edit the comment by adding the image for the image to work. |
| Ever heard of a 2nd mortgage? |
| Your mom, you say? |
| No he sold this calls not bought them |
| He’s spent at least $16k in weeklies that went to 0dte before these hit. \n\nBut you can feel like a genius if you call it “market tuition” |
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| Y’all ever see the moon when the sun is out and then sort of just spiral into existentialism and think about how we’re basically just bacteria on a blue green marble and none of this shit matters and we should just French Revolution the billionaires because fuck those pedos |
| Nothing is real |
| Meta without question. |
| Can we expect the price of houses to go down once boomers all die out once & for all? So what like, 30 years from now? |
| MAGA would love you |
| Corn going back to 90k for dead cat bounce |
| Show me the tamales first |
| No I do think most accounts I interact with are real (real mentally ill, but real) |
| The tarrifs are getting cancelled Sunday at 2am dude is gonna be a millionaire |
| Brands are always looking to test out new platforms when performance seems to plateau elsewhere. We still test Reddit despite having a negative bias. Staying power is the question. Are brands making Reddit a staple in their marketing mix? Or are these short term tests. That’s what I’m curious about. |
| The trend is his friend |
| Probably |
| You sound short, lol. Prepare to be castrated. |
| So children, study in school because this is what you get for jerking off regards behind the dumpster at the Wendys |
| Actually, it seems he flipped his position from a put to a call that's out of the money, so he can lose all of it through theta decay. I initially thought he'd bought some far out of the money calls that were now itm. |
| [I put these in my sound visualizer to generate the output](https://youtu.be/Aq5WXmQQooo?si=5V5dNUQgx84wKvwg) |
| Depends on market sentiment at time largely. Look at IREN, up like 11% on a shit report. |
| Omg stop making me make decisions 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭\n\n😭 |
| I don’t care about the stock prices. I want the drug to be super cheap so we don’t have to see fat people anymore. |
| Likely would have been a waste of money. Good chance it's essentially a placebo pill without a way to ensure oral bio availability. |
| trade is wayyyy to crowded rn. fuhk |
| You miss 100% of the cumshots you don’t take |
| Mom - Thurs market made it shrivel to the point of inversion |
| Ridge wallet is overpriced garbage. I use a leather magnetic wallet that connects to the back of my iPhone that I got off Temu for $4 |
| I buy my GLP's with "not for human or veterinary uses" or "for research purposes only" printed on the injectable vials. Much cheaper than Hims. |
| Valleys |
| Well compare the ratio vs platforms.... |
| NBIS and CRWV are hardly shit, unlike most of these. They’ve invested in infrastructure that has only appreciated substantially. 6-7 yr old GPUs have gone up in price. And they are getting contracts with the mega caps and will start turning massive profits. |
| I want big government as long as it serves ME |
| Absolutely, and on the weekend too? |
| that is on u to decide sir |
| Reddit is the only social media I have, and this is the main sub I interact with. \n\nI’ll take 1% commenter over whatever all y’all’s FB and IG screen time is lol |
| Yep but even his goons can't keep this story under wraps forever |
| I am 100%, but everyone knows that already\n\nok seriously, why would u sell it, it's MSFT, this isn't a shitty meme stock\n\nunless you have short term options, just buy and hold it forever lul, especially now that it's 25% off ath |
| Tell us you you don’t know wtf you are talking about without telling us you don’t know wtf you are talking about. You can have millions and still have a margin call. |
| You inverse WSB. Too many bulls here so the drilling will continue |
| Yaaz |
| That's the GOP in a nutshell. All in on massive debt and racism. Puts on the long term economic outlook. |
| You just starting boner pills? |
| No I do? |
| Yeah you nailed the low nice work I’d misread this thinking you opened puts at the low and wanted the loss porn |
| I didn’t expect that at all and man his credibility took a major hit with me when he became a crypto shiller |
| \n\nMuch simpler approach i take is use the recent qrter eps, annualise. Apply a pe based on market sector, current position for growth etc.\n\nSo eps 1.24 so about $5 annual.\n\nHuge potebtial to improce revenue of the users base. The ads are crap currently. But so were facebook and insta when they first came out.\n\nSo a PE of 30 in a rocky market.. which could go as low as 25 or even 20. But as high as 40 in a pump market.\n\nSo i bought at 150. Will add at 125 and then 100.\n\n2 - 3 yeara abd procised general market pump i see supassing previous high to 4-500 |
| R u poor |
| Are you not? 😳😳😳 |
| Bitcoin just turned heel on Michael Saylor |
| They also make a breath mint containing viagra for those with halitosis! |
| Lump sat alone in a buggy marsh, totally motionless except for her heart. |
| Dam did not know AirPods generated the much revenue lol |
| Related to the Tulsi Gabbard shit show? |
| Hope you guys sold out over $100 or held on for dear life. |
| Jim Cramer said that mango bought more corn for us strategic reserve - corn to 0 soon. Inverse Cramer going to strike again |
| This is the AI era though, not 2010s social media ads \n\nReddit has a significant moat for long forum discussion across a diverse range of topics. It has a plethora of data it can harvest for demographic and ad target refining for the whole ad ecosystem. \n\nIt has useful data to train LLM models as well. I’m not sure what implications it has for bot ads (like X). \n\nOtherwise yeah, I agree. It doesn’t seem like it has particularly well absorbed ads. |
| are you going to give her a Valentine card this year or nah |
| I guess if you count Chinese bots as "people" |
| The top was in last week. Until June. When it will again reach an ATH. |
| Ayeeeeee. Who are you shorting this week? |
| make four more |
| That depends on how much money you have. |
| Buy high, sell low? |
| Haven’t had a single green day in weeks, so I hope you’re right |
| I think my blood pressure and headache have finally recovered from this past week |
| Brother if someone took your advice they would have half as much money and be watching on the sideline while inflation eats them alive |
| \nThis is actually great because he only started trading 6 months ago and everybody like this loses all of their money so inversing him on this has a v high prob of being profitable |
| Did you bring it up or did your wife ask for it? |
| Only if we're going loud |
| do you think having Top 1% commenter is depressing |
| They call us REGARDS.\n\n\nHe is highly regarded among the regards.\n\n\nThat's like being the most reliable 2005 Ford sedan. |
| ah shit, here we go down then |
| NSA detected phone call between foreign intelligence and a person close to Trump\n\nhttps://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/feb/07/nsa-foreign-intelligence-trump-whistleblower |
| But do you regretti? |
| Who owns Rotten Tomatoes?\n\n>Rotten Tomatoes is primarily owned by [Fandango Media](https://www.google.com/search?q=Fandango+Media&oq=Who+owns+Rotten+Tomatoes%3F&gs_lcrp=EgZjaHJvbWUyBggAEEUYOdIBBzc0M2owajeoAgiwAgE&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8&ved=2ahUKEwjT3IL_osiSAxVJMzQIHcBTBooQgK4QegYIAQgAEAQ), an American ticketing company. Fandango is a joint venture, with **NBCUniversal (Comcast)** owning a majority stake (75%) and **Warner Bros. Discovery** holding a minority stake (25%). The site was acquired by Fandango from Warner Bros. in 2016. |
| I'll give you $20 to shut up |
| Pause |
| banbet and lets ride |
| My money is on the USA dropping a nuke on Toronto during Bad Bunny's halftime show |
| It seems like most are short here, lol. People who are posting that there will be a Monday selloff and Friday was a ruse rather than a trend reversal are getting the upvotes. Or some vitriolic sarcasm seems to work, too, lol. |
| if I could I would be very wealthy |
| You’re not gonna get it from a 14 day old account that has post and comment history set to “private”… |
| Lmao he doesn’t even understand speads. I think you’ll be okay though. Who doesn’t love a good sweat am I right? |
| Yes u dont |
| with this much ai spending, this year will moon several ai stocks right? |
| How come SPY is only down 1% while the rest is in the shithole? |
| King of kingtards |
| #Hide yo wives and daughters, bearhunter is back baby LMAO🤌 |
| I’m socially conservative and fiscally liberal, am I getting this right? |
| https://preview.redd.it/asax6ifgz4ig1.png?width=456&format=png&auto=webp&s=6c9bac0451455d54fe5bcbb8332411514447448a |
| Prob be 155 Tuesday |
| They're open 24/7 |
| I think full porting HIMS puts will be my golden ticket this week |
| Gold isnt trading today |
| Bro don’t even try lol this guy dumb as hell. He already posted his account go from 65k to 16k. We’re talking to a major waffle head |
| 🧐🧐🤔🤔 |
| So it‘s NVO again? |
| My strategy is FAFO |
| dont forget smci to 43 by 3-5 |
| well you said it’s hard to determine the value of xai now that they’re combined and he answered the valuation is the same based on how the spacex stock is divided |
| Convince yourself it was intentional and you have a plan |
| Genuine question: rddt ad revenues are surging. Crushing it by pretty much any measure. How do you reconcile this with your statements?\n\nI certainly do not expect this to be the next META, I would settle for 1/10 of a META. |
| Whats so bad about it compared to other brokers platforms |
| social media bans being en vogue, they will probably be implemented with id checks, resulting in fewer users |
| are you retarded? |
| Perfectly flat? You can't read a chart. |
| Made me chuckle. Here is my award 🥉 |
| I am scared that you are not fully confident in your puts - we are not the same |
| A lot of api charges for requests you don't need to fall for them. Take data from your broker screen. |
| Dejavú such a weird feeling |
| He's not wrong. M&A or PE makes the most sense here. ServiceNow? Google? Even MSFT? TB? Silver Lake? There are not many pure plays in this space WITH the Fortune 1000 penetration Tenable has.\n\nInteresting. I am not a fan of the company at times but it's better than most other options in that space.\n\nI will dig a bit.\n\nIt's a boring ass looking space but it's absolutely critical and they are belt and suspenders type stuff.\n\nNot to mention Nessus is sticky AF.\n\nWorth a look.\n\nD |
| Relax futures open flat Sunday evening before they drill on Monday. |
| Literally though our fed chair basically did that for JP Morgan just last Friday. |
| That sounds awesome. |
| https://youtu.be/2gCk9yBBOUo |
| this sounds like a plot point for gothic punk genre |
| I'm running a hose from my bbq hookup outside through a basement window, turning my cellar into a storage room |
| I am scared for my puts. |
| Well... that could be construed as a revolution. |
| Yo |
| Make it for me |
| Would anyone care to rob a bank with me? I will bring the tamales |
| Where do I keep it? Under the mattress? |
| The max cost for these drugs is $400, not $1000. This is from novo or Lilly. |
| Thanks - I hear many people stating that it also can go down to mid 50s which definitely can happen but not in a day or two. I won’t be stubborn in case I’m losing I will take off. Hoping for a pump week then I can scale back gradually and let a few runners free rolling |
| So you’re experiencing challenges offloading your penis pumps to consumers because you assumed everyone has an amoeba Johnson like yourself, and this is your bear case? According to Cleveland Research, who are one the firms culpable in this selloff, cited their users reported 59% beating ROI targets. But I’m sure your anecdotal is more relevant\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/jgnqx7iry4ig1.jpeg?width=256&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=56a76a246361d967312283912a705cd76b5c0186 |
| why would that be the top? |
| You really don't understand this concept, this isn't the wild west and you're not a cowboy. \n\nFeed your neighbors and leave your power fantasies as fantasies. Maybe see a therapist about this desire to kill. |
| Looks like Rotten Tomatoes is confirmed to be a bot infested rigged review site, verified audience bots giving the Melania film a 99% score |
| They need to do this in my room, advertisers. |
| What happened after all those peaks? |
| Wow, you’ve managed to break his statement down into separate things. Physical tangible object (which you called dog shit) and inherent value (which you say its price is detached from its value)\n\nNow, be a big boy, and put both those concepts together instead of being regarded and dismissing OPs argument by separating them. I believe in you, even as a WSB user! |
| Puts = donation. No one buys those anymore |
| I’ve been thinking of straddling long dated options for earnings at the same strike price going forward in this market. The way stuff moves anymore you can collect profits twice before expiration. |
| \n\n🌕🌕🌕🌕🌕🌕🌕🌕 \n🌕🌕🌕🌕🌕🎖🌕🌕 \n🌕🌕🌕🌕🌘🌑🌒🌕 \n🌕🌕🌕🌘🌑🌑🌑🌓 \n🌕🌕🌖🌑👁🌑👁🌓 \n🌕🌕🌗🌑🌑💋🌑🌔 \n🌕🌕🌘🌑🌑🌑🌔🌕 \n🌕🌕🌘🌔🍆🌑🌕🌕 \n🌕🌖🌒🌕🌗🌒🌕🌕 \n🌕🌗🌓🌕🌗🌓🌕🌕 \n🌕🌘🌔🌕🌗🌓🌕🌕 \n🌕🌕👡🌕🌕👡🌕🌕 |
| that's ur decision sir |
| Nes |
| Wen WEN earnings |
| Goldman Sachs |
| Cem Carsen says there isn't going to be a war. I'm skeptical but he did call the Venezuelan operation to the day 3 months prior. |
| Definitely not insider trading /s |
| Do I sell msft, yes/no |
| Sorry about your puts, bro |
| But he's a top 1% poster |
| Ur pic scares me, not cute at all 😳 |
| Thanks Regard - will not RIP completely unless a catastrophic event happens on Monday. If it lower too much on Monday I will abandon the ship with my partial loss and move on |
| Dwell on it and wallow in self-hatred until 8pm Sunday |
| I hear a 65 year old boomer bragging about his portfolio and how gold was up 2% today... Top is fucking in |
| Another one coming get ready. |
| I'm not wasting my time arguing with someone back and forth about this over the internet. Whatever floats their boat. |
| Damn I guess it will drill then |
| Make another one on Monday |
| Our Jan 6 will be a bunch of philosophy majors storming the capital in inflatable dinosaur costumes. What a scary sight. |
| Yes i do think that Bitcoin would be so highly valued if it was actually a dealbreaker because most people buying Bitcoin are idiots like you that didnt spend one second thinking about it, and only thought you could get rich with it. \n\n\nAnd the funny thing is, you are proving my point AGAIN by saying "nuh-uh number go up that good"\n\n\nI swear lol you are incapable of thinking. Modern era neanderthal |
| Pringles.com |
| basically the only way this fails is if we crash\n\notherwise you should be fine, no way it stays under 155 for another month |
| chill guys, they're gonna have another superbowl commercial and then moon |
| "Biggest shorting on record" then present a chart starts from 2021. Highly regard my fella ape. |
| My very normal above-ground tank in backyard already fulll |
| If people really knew how manipulated the markets are rn they would fake a hardship just to get the 401k out asap. Everything over spy 350 is fairydust. A few years back when the PPP loan shit injected trillions, a lot of that went into hedgies who purposfully drove prices up so they could control them in a specific range. We are still suffering the consequences of that monumental policy failure |
| So I guess what scared Wall Street with Rddt was their potential push for acquisitions. The fact that the company is profitable with perhaps the last bastion of actual people interacting, makes it good for me to hold. |
| US athletes usually are great PR for the US, they can build bridges with their performance, conduct, public stances and cultural connections. |
| Feeling cute, might fill by underwear w pink insulation and go for a jog 💅🫦 |
| Are you saying it cost them nothing to double the amount of semaglutide? They spent nothing on the trials to prove effectiveness and safety? The 40.000 employees just sat around for 5 years? If it the same thing why didn't they release the wegovy pill back then? They could have had 5 years as the first pill. Not the months they will have now. |
| How do you get over making a dumb trading mistake? |
| It will 100% moon. We never have a gap up day like Friday and don’t proceed to go much higher the following weeks. |
| Farting is science. |
| Your mom has some nice Satoshi Nakamotos |
| ill be shocked if its no sxxx |
| I don’t know what decides the ads you see or how it works internally, but it seems like it’s not targeting each user very well.\n\nIt feels like they don’t have a big enough ad library to individualize effectively but I could be off. |
| Where is this data from? |
| I’m still poor baby! |
| Does anyone care about the Super Bowl this year?\n\nNFL players need to read the room, maybe now isn't the time to parade around in skimpy tights for advertisers |
| hilarious. \n\nQuasi-tech wannabe company finding out you can't do the same thing with the FDA that other tech companies did in other industries. \n\ncan't just do it, and get away with it like uber, etc. not with drugs |
| For the PR you should thank Snoop. He's the only reason for which we still tolerate the US in these Olympics |
| That's pretty much why I wanted a point of comparison |
| Perfection |
| https://preview.redd.it/0pgl77isx4ig1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=51166e8d87acada0e184ecedb1f98a1bda087b15 |
| Good way to use the loses tbh |
| if spacex doesn't ipo with the ticker secks then Elon isnt actually running things |
| big oof |
| u/barbellpadawan whenever you tag me the post disappears 😫 |
| Don't worry. When it blows up it'll be even funnier |
| That was his dad, Fred trump. Lots of lawsuits. Or at least that’s the most prominent one I remember. |
| Viva Las Vagus |
| I bought weed stocks in July 2021, my depression started in July 2021 |
| $60,057 — meaning it lost more than half of its value since the crypto’s all-time high of $126,272.76 |
| There's always the casino if this gamble doesn't work |
| I'm not broke yet. Open the casino. |
| Take ur meds homie |
| They're always so engaging |
| I have puts for Monday so we should moon |
| It’s a call option which he paid $300 for. His max loss is $300 |
| Very unlikely |
| Check dm |
| You're only down 70K. You can pick up a morning shift at one Wendy's and then work the evening shift at the other one across town and make this up in one year |
| Buy groceries |
| You correctly rode the Kenny G (Spy) $690 pin…but now you’re gonna find out that it was likely just a fake market maker pump to max pain (I dunno what max pain was for Friday, but I’m assuming it was close to $690 spy) |
| It just doesnt do it for me. I can understand an eating disorder more than I can a gambling addiction. Shits lame. Do real drugs instead. |
| BTW humans can experience a rush of endorphins, serotonin from bowel movements. This feeling of relief, relaxation, or even bliss is primarily driven by the stimulation of the vagus nerve. |