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| The French government collapse has been tipped for at least a month. Priced in. |
| Is she fat? |
| Probably. Going to get the nicest 911 turbo i can when i sell |
| fair. Also QQQ aparently. But who cares about those ones. |
| Oh, long term. Yes. I don’t think this is the week to go long on war. Unless you want your money tied up in a up down stock for the next 2 months |
| how about now?? |
| Ngl I feel even if we get a 50 point cut the job market won't improve as endless companies are only firing currently due to AI boom |
| Well shit, it's looking like both Japan *and* France's governments are going into crisis mode tomorrow |
| SPX |
| Nah man, absolutely bullish. Look at human history and tell me there won't be people to sell weapons to even 1000 years from now. You can't be cynical when your happy from getting rich. |
| when $800 - 2028? |
| I'm out of the loop. What's so special about the 2001 camry and why should I care |
| Hey /u/Old-Instruction-2782 - I am a bot from /r/wallstreetbets. You submitted one or more banned tickers: EBS.\n\n We don't allow discussion of low market cap (less than 500mm) tickers to prevent pump & dump spam and scammers. |
| One of us |
| Wondering why I went long on AMD again |
| I wonder if republicans would win in 2028. I personally hate him, but I'm not convinced that his successor would lose then. Too far out to really say anything now, things change in weeks these days.\n\nI just meant tariffs and inflation is already pretty intense for most. A poor exchange rate could be the straw that breaks the camels back. The historically strong dollar is the one saving grace for poor consumers. |
| They're actually quite hot lol. Complaints were that they get baggy after a few washes... |
| Just send me the money. |
| RH earnings is on 9/11 Thursday aftermarket close. They confirmed it today 💯 |
| Top Samsung phone is more expensive now than iPhones.\n\nBut I get it, the stigma is real. I just love the customizability of androids.\n\nIf I were dating I might legit just stick to Apple. |
| Investing in WAR is a bit cynical |
| 220 shares of $rddt cost bases $210. Holding until $800 then DUMPING THIS HOE 😂 |
| 😁as usual |
| Agreed |
| She fat |
| It has some time to recover at least a bit. |
| he's lying. PUTS |
| Geez 🙄 |
| Hey Alex, play Two As One by From First to Last |
| Bikkhu42 |
| 🤭 |
| Android is for brokies |
| Aaron Rodgers played well but came up short |
| This will be a super bullish week only because I think it will be a super bearish week. |
| Puts on Google |
| trueeee |
| That’ll teach him |
| Oh wow! :O |
| who has the most OPEN shares here?? |
| Tell me another ticker other than SPY that expires EOD tomorrow. |
| $HOOD will pop to $110 Monday and fade back $101 by Tuesday |
| Did you check their financials? Not sustainable |
| streaming red zone is the only sane move |
| Talking to girls is hard... like wtf. OP just needs to ask her |
| #FUCK YOU I JUST LOST |
| Because they are targeting 3%-3.5% inflation not crazy high.\n\nPeople will get really sick of it 2028. Team Trump wins in 2026 still. |
| yeah it's pretty gay. I did $15k over last week on one and got outbid. and it's like "well do you want to counter offer". no fuck them. |
| Depends on what broke it |
| CANT STOP, WONT STOP |
| All the cool kids are doing it... |
| Lowkey… SPY or what |
| Last week I got all my predictions wrong so you know what you should do it - Just inverse all.\n\nSo let’s go:\n\nOracle - CALLS\n\nForbidden Name - PUTS\n\nChewy - CALLS \n\nAdobe - PUTS |
| before WSB:\n\n"Money into my retirement accounts, let it grow, don't touch."\n\nafter WSB:\n\n"I ain't buyin' the S&P500 top lmao enjoy being exit liquidity." |
| They so want my money. Sleep Token tabs. Sigh.... |
| Remember this when it's time to put him in a nursing home |
| Everyone and their mother is buying klarna |
| Not if you have a margin acc |
| 0DTE puts monday open. Thank me later. |
| ouch |
| If KLAR somehow tanks like PEW did I'm not going to laugh because I care about you guys 🤗 |
| Yep, it's all about control and if you can take it. |
| Gold going to hit 7k by end of next year at this rate, US dollar taking all the gains from stocks |
| Its within my risk tolerance |
| Ah the age old equivalent to I should have swallowed your ass instead. Parents are cruel in anger sometimes. |
| Squid game? |
| Bro, that's the joke... |
| it builds character |
| What if there’s low demand this time and it gives you all 800, and because there’s low demand the price plummets on ipo like chime did |
| GL |
| I really hate the hold home buying proceeds. Like just tell me how much you want for it and I’ll tell you if I want it. |
| The week of THE STOCK THAT SHALL NOT BE NAMED |
| Ah yes. Buying shares of aggregated debt with questionable quality. So 2008. |
| If you win I give you 1 updoot. If you lose, no updoot. |
| Sucks to be him bro. |
| Oof, haven't seen Hood losses this bad since the Battle of Denmark Straight. |
| Precisely |
| I wanna go balls deep on baba puts. When tho |
| Sell options. No buy. Positive theta is much better. |
| Had an argument with my dad and he outright told me I was the result of a broken condom 😞 |
| Big bet on lulu |
| And I felt bad because I’m down 7k on AMD. My calls expire in December though. We either bounce back or stop trading options lol. There is no other answer. |
| I've often said that it's all about the game, and how you play it. |
| Need me a quick 10 bagger this week twin |
| Here..\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/nsqq3tz97tnf1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=99d6a2e4a663dd280746ed57f80219811845d3ec |
| fair. |
| And if they don’t confirm rate cuts expect them to be happy too! Literally 0 ways we go red. |
| Im submitting 800 shares of order for Klarna to only get 10 shares |
| How about that meow. |
| Puts on the NFL and anyone "selling" TV. Even watching a free stream I'm not interested for longer than 2 plays and then there is a bunch of commercials. Actual trash product. |
| Jujitsu weather its sparring or real fight will fuck your sthpinal up worse than rolling around with the market will fuck your bank account. |
| Is this one of those manifestation thingies? |
| It was the top until next month. USD is devaluing quickly - leading to new ATH's all the time. Better off holding companies than a decaying currency. |
| JD setting up to follow BABA’s move from end of August 👀 \nGonna be interesting with PPI CPI and US/China trade deal this week |
| I've seen SNAP mentioned like 10 times... might have to ape in |
| Green good, red bad |
| With this much hype behind $KLAR, despite the financials being dogshit, is it even possible that it goes negative first day of trading |
| Google to be #1 company in the world. Look up Chad hurly on Twitter |
| report cards?!!? Fuuuuuck |
| Alright fellas.\n\nIt's time to play THE GAAAAAAAAAME |
| The move for you? A job application |
| sir, even if I won I'd still be here. It's too much fun to walk away. |
| I bought 300 shares on friday |
| Oh okay, no worries, I was thinking maybe you did it multiple times and the repercussions got progressively worse |
| yes. |
| My cat has the mark of the beast. \n\nIt’s this eensy weensy lil black spot on his tongue and it’s fucking adorable. Lures you in right before he steals your soul and your bitches |
| My only concern with this one is my friends girlfriends don't like it... |
| Not really imho. Sure she’s got big tits but her face looks a bit feral alcohol syndrome imho |
| How do you have a million to trade and manage to blow it all on a bad trade? |
| I learned after LUNR to be careful with space stocks. Definitely upside to 2030 but approach with caution |
| Nothing better than a ice cold monster energy zero ultra to quench my thirst on a hot day like this |
| What about radioactive shrimp? ☢️🦐 |
| Why years? Most retail is pretty price sensitive. |
| Man the fuck up and ask her out. If she says no, now you know. If she says yes - you're golden. |
| Jesus help me kids these days. Ask her out. If she says no move on with your life. Have some fucking respect for yourself. |
| Bye nana |
| Happy to see the OPEN Gang!! 🚀 |
| Current price each contract is $3.05. Still down from original price |
| Gra🅱️ them 🅱️y the 🅱️ussy |
| It's not upsetting, it's just such a retarded name for a channel I figured it had to be satire. Which, to be fair, maybe it is idk |
| 🏴☠️ |
| loool |
| Hello brothers and sisters\n\nI ask you to look at him\n\nDoes he have the mark? |
| Is it even a DD if you hold it more than the end of the day? (I cum 0dte only full porting).🤌🏽 |
| Well yea but that will still take many years. |
| You believe there is more upside? |
| Pee Pee reports: PPI and CPI. Expect the market to be happy if reports confirm need for future rate cuts. |
| But the thing about the inflation is it's being fully driven by the top 10%, who are getting richer from being able to refinance their debts, so I can't see inflation going down. At a certain point the 90% won't have any disposable spending, and the companies they patron won't have product they can sell profitably from the dearth of demand. |
| I have a ticket, but not even gonna check it. |
| The *seller* doesn't have to allow any inspections on their property unless it's defined in contract, and most of the time, they don't. If some random guy popped up at your house and said "someone paid us for an inspection", would you let them in?\n\nThe sellers side incentive is to skimp on inspections as much as possible. |
| Admins can I get enough karma to make a post now? |
| Ur gunna print these in like 2 weeks lol |
| Grab em by the PC |
| Ask if he likes orange slices |
| This stock is only going to go down. There is no upside in this company. You can only innovate on leggings so much, fully expect them to be nonexistent in like 10 years. Not enough product diversity to really grow, as seen from their attempt to get into shoes. They will always be known as a yoga company, and unfortunately a low barrier to entry into that segment. |
| READ THE WSB RULE MOTHER FUCKER Literally rule 1. stupid LIBTARD BITCH. |
| My agent did shit, it was the lawyers that did that |
| Shrek report sock my green cawk |
| please inverse him, it's in his name |
| Good one |
| LULU seems like an ok stonk to slowly buy into with shares, then some leaps. feel bad for the retards that bought on the ded pussy bounce |
| If Reviewbrah is upsetting to you then you're really gonna like the top fast food review channel JoeysWorldTour! |
| GO OUT SIDE TO BURN ANOTHER WAYYMO LIKE YOUR COUSIN ? New motto No JUAN left behind. BACK TO WHERE YOUR FROM CONSUEALA |
| Girl I’m talking to said her ex has some sort of big game today. Chat am I cooked? |
| Lol\n\n \nIdk if they are being serious or not, but I was just asking a simple question. People have a way of discussing everything BUT the thing I'm asking about :/ |
| If inflation is really bad, I don't know, everyone will just consume less, except those in inflation scaling assets. |
| I agree on an economic level and I think these rate cuts are disastrous for our economy, but for equities, I think rate cuts are only bearish when people expect them to be reversed in the near future. Which they will be, and that is the moment to buy puts. I don't know when that's happening, but PROBABLY not tomorrow. |
| So, I'm assuming none of you won the Powerball |
| It's like this guy doesn't know the S in US stands for stonks. |
| watch this POS post has been taken down,....wait it did CRY MORE MOTHER FUCKER |
| I got leaps (Dec 2027 250c's) at \~$240. Easiest moneys I've ever made. Sold them 2 weeks later for \~70% gains |
| What reports we have this week? |
| $KLARk Kent here to save the stonk market. |
| Imagine people downvoting you for talking about gambling on a gambling sub |
| > expecting stock prices to decline \n\nin *USD* |
| That’s the most depressing thing I’ve read this week |
| TRIGGERED! |
| Wen futes? I thought it was 5 ET on Sundays |
| I’m going to dress up as GLD to scare all the SPYs for Halloween 👻 |
| Was definitely a buy sub $25, now it's more priced for perfection |
| Perhaps, but it's best to get in and out of them quickly. |
| Because Buffet hadn’t brought yet and I’m a sheep |
| That's really fucking bad. With inflation and tariffs on top how are people supposed to live. |
| Is that what you called it when you flushed? |
| For it to even be a half year top, something unbelievably bearish and unexpected would have to happen.\n\nLike a rate hike, mutant screwworms, nuke goes off etc. |
| The slop thickens |
| Lol holy hell u need to go outside, take some psilocybin and smoke a fkn joint, sheesh |
| Didn’t hit it big, but got the Powerball on a couple tickets and with the Powerplay I got my money back, so I consider that a win. |
| Don’t see a lot of space, drone or evtol bros lately.\n\nWe not bullish or that anymore? |
| This timeline is so stupid, I had to check to see if that was a real person, or just a new thing Cartman is doing on South Park lol |
| Yep. If the market gave a shit about politics anymore, it'd be in full on apocalypse mode. The market knows that all of the threats are irrelevant now. |
| Yup bulltards got a glimpse of what happens when we do get mean reversion in April. Stocks down and USD down. If the scenario bulls are manifesting does actually come, they’re double fucked. Everyone would lose but their purchasing power would be completely obliterated due to exposure to risk on. |
| Easy come easy go. I remember your NBIS win. Like a 2M gain I recall. |
| most people here were probably too young LOL |
| You don't have to sign anything to make a home inspection. The best way to get fucked up is to rely on a realtor. |
| I just spend 38 minutes researching her ass. \nIt's not as flat as you make it out to be. \nBut as any good scientist would conclude: Further research is needed. |
| But this time is different! |
| One week. Friday close. $100? $500? A 6 pack? What are the stakes!? |
| you've at least got a chance now... but probably still gonna lose a lot. |
| Hey Alexa, play Living to Die by Vision of Disorder |
| And the big dick. It causing so much embarrassment. |
| RSI on the 5Y is at 35, I’m accumulating leaps here |
| Over what time frame |
| I ask myself that same question |
| SNAP is looking pretty good right now. Bought some shares, the kids are hooked on 🧠 rot. |
| No one cares about that anymore either lol |
| Too bad Chick-fil-A isn't public or I'd be balls deep in calls after Reviewbrah's latest video |
| my first memory of my childhood is the browns losing |
| Even during stagflation, insurance is going to be needed. |
| cuts are absolutely not inherently bullish, and its even more ambiguous in the current scenario |
| Plenty of my friends live in the hood, it's a fun place |
| PURE POLITICS. THIS AINT r/Pics you piece of shit , Reported!!! Why dont you , go wave mexico or gabarge water melon (that rhyme with Falaestine) flags and burn another waaymo in LA , YOU MOTHER FUCKER |
| Didn’t hit it big, but got the Powerball on a couple tickets and with the Powerplay I got my money back, so I consider that a win. |
| #$650 was the top. Now weekly top, monthly top, yearly top but the ultimate multi-decade top. LMAO🤌 |
| Sir, why didn't you grab it at like 250? |
| I think there is Apple event this week and usually Apple will pump before the event and then dump after it. So Apple may push SPY up this week (hopefully lol) |
| **Wednesday 9/10:**\n\n- PPI (MoM) (Aug)\n- Crude Oil Inventories\n- 10 Year Note Auction\n\n**Thursday 9/11:**\n\n- CPI (MoM) (Aug)\n- Initial Jobless Claims\n- 30-Year Bond Auction\n- Federal Budget Balance (Aug) |
| If I had to post every trade I made on here maybe I would finally become profitable |
| And scary |
| Crackstreams |
| And it shows |
| Grabbing unh before it goes back to 500 🐒 |
| Is ASTS a scam? |
| Fersure. Regardless what happens I hope we all print and don’t lose our shorts on this thing |
| !RemindMe January\n\nYou keep saying this for years. Like a broken record with zero evidence.\n\nBut sure, I'm happy to keep laughing at you. Let's start in January. |
| She also has good genes. |
| That’s when to buy more. |
| Yup. Being in a perpetual bull market makes people forget the purpose of bonds. Id rather make 3% over time even if the real rate is -3% than be down 36% |
| AI meme is crazy |
| Yeah that’s TOTALLY how it was before |
| It's gonna happen any day now. |
| It’s priced in. |
| It didn't help intel. |
| This ☝️ |
| HOOD WILL SHOCK THE WORLD |
| "The % of consumers expecting stock prices to decline is at its lowest level in 15yrs." |
| Depends how fast but I could see it hit low 80s or even further.\n\nPre-covid is really deep cuts though. We're talking 425 to 150 bps... or almost 300 bps.\n\nAt that point, Stephen Miran's stated intention to deliberately weaken USD would be playing out. |
| KGC long dated calls. DD: trust me bro |
| AMD calls? |
| Nflbite |
| cult memes lead to peak manias... they always come crashing back down. When... nobody knows. I think we're pretty close tho. |
| Remember the Y2K panic. |
| That’s about 21 years at Wendy’s full time at $15/HR |
| small cap gold miners |
| not an option boss |
| Bruhs having a big house is just exhausting |
| Where do y’all stream games now that stream east is gone? |
| I see AI art, I downvote AI art. |
| I swear this place gets better and better by the week. cannot tell if people are serious or not a lot of the time these days which makes it even more entertaining 😆 |
| Hahahahahahaa. Oh wait. You’re serious? The only way SNAP rips is if they announce tomorrow they have new Management top-to-bottom |
| I'd need to buy like 50 of them. I want like a single 1kg bar. |
| I wouldn’t be too sure bruv, this has cult meme written all over it, and we’ve seen what’s happened with those in the past. |
| You can get the best inspector in the world, if you're already under contract (which you would likely have to be for inspections) and the sellers agent wrote it without inspection contingencies, your guy could find a elephant turd stomped into the living room floor and you'd still be on the hook to buy the house.\n\nUnless you're really into real estate law or really trust the seller, you're asking to get fucked on the largest purchase of your life if you're trying to solo it. |
| Planet Labs 🚀 |
| This is the way |
| And all the closing docs are readily available templates. Closing brokers/title companies are the ones who facilitate the deal |
| I wanna see Elmo out by the Wendy's dumpster with the rest of us |
| Markets always been driven off sentiment mate |
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| Gold will go to the moon, but we’re expecting either .25 or .50 cut. DXY will get cooked |
| Ya know you can just ask mods to ban you |
| My moves for tomorrow will be probably be decided on a whim shortly after the opening bell. |
| I’ll give you some money after print |
| I need a 20 bagger each day this week. Thanks. |
| Barf |
| How’s the Weekend DOW? (dept of war) |
| that was 4 months ago noob |
| The market has not even priced in the tariffs that are currently in place. We’re in the peak retard phase of the bubble.\n\n!RemindMe 1 year |
| Yeah, but my belief is that things aren't likely to drop until people start thinking rate hikes. |
| Does the white cream remind you of your wife and her bf? |
| At least you’re honest. It may be a while but you’ll be OK if you can a while |
| PLANET LABS |
| She wasn't dumb - I got it at a rave... I did the acid & M she gave me. It was fine (also tested them at the no questions asked drug testing place they have there). They're legit. I have 2, they're pressed into red hearts. |
| u/Happy_Discussion_536 random question: in the event the Fed drops the funds rates to pre-Covid levels where would you expect the DXY to land? Obviously neither you (nor anybody) could legitimately forecast it, but interested in your thoughts. |
| Small cap is the move this week gents |
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| Based upon completely unrealized high end tariff fears.\n\nWe then V'ed to new ATHs.\n\nSpamming emojis desperately isn't going to improve your broken logic. |
| If you’re bearish on Tesla in the short term may God have mercy on your portfolio |
| When I do shower , I clean my butthole and pp with the bar of soap first then my face. |
| Thank you meme repost bot, I haven't seen this one before! |
| i mean not really but for the first time since the 1980s it does have a medium term bearish lean |
| There are companies whose fundamentals are trash and they're up hundreds this year. Nothing makes sense. |
| CALLS!!! |
| Yeah you can use tos as long as you have a Schwab account (tos used to belong to TD Ameritrade). Schwab may have to approve you first before you can use it don’t remember. |
| You might lose on this one bud |
| Gladly if my calls print this week |
| Mark Cuban sold broadcast dot Com to yahoo then sold calls and bought puts on yahoo stock |
| ⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⣔⣾⣿⣿⣿⣻⢟⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣗⣦⣤⣄⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀\n⠀⠀⢠⣾⣿⣿⣾⣿⣿⢿⣿⣿⣞⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣎⡑⢄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀\n⠀⢀⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢿⣽⡻⣟⣼⣷⣫⢿⡽⣯⣷⣻⣷⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀\n⠀⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢻⡝⠯⠼⢱⡙⢾⣷⣿⣾⣻⣽⣾⣷⣿⣍⡁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀\n⣸⣿⣿⣿⢿⠻⢏⠌⠡⠐⠈⠁⢂⠘⠤⢛⠻⣿⣿⢿⠿⢿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀\n⣿⣿⣿⣏⣤⠷⡈⠄⠀⠀⠄⡀⠠⠘⣰⠈⡐⢄⠢⢍⠎⢼⣏⢧⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀\n⣿⣿⣿⡿⢊⢅⠒⠤⣞⣾⣶⣶⣶⣵⠃⣲⣴⣷⣾⡾⠖⣸⡯⢸⡀⠀⠀\n⣾⢹⣿⢣⢉⣪⣽⠷⣟⣛⣛⣻⢿⡿⠀⢿⢿⣿⣟⣿⣶⣾⡷⣽⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀\n⢻⣼⢫⣷⡞⣋⡔⠋⠉⠉⠭⣀⣆⡟⠀⠞⣷⠊⡉⠀⡘⣿⣿⡿⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀\n⢸⣏⠼⣿⣵⢫⡑⢤⣀⣦⣷⣿⣙⣁⠀⡘⣿⣷⣆⡡⢄⣹⡿⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀\n⣼⣿⣿⢿⣾⡡⣏⣷⣿⣏⣣⡌⢛⠿⡿⢿⢫⣙⣿⡿⢯⡾⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀\n⢿⡇⢹⢾⣿⡷⢇⡆⡈⠈⢿⢿⣶⠷⠾⠏⡿⡏⡉⢹⣾⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀\n⠀⣵⡟⢯⣿⣿⣏⠖⡡⢈⠌⠳⠮⢭⠭⠽⣋⠱⢠⢗⡾⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀\n⣾⣿⡇⠈⢻⣿⣿⣧⣱⢂⡘⠠⡉⠌⢘⡐⠄⣽⢋⡟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀\n⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠙⢿⣿⣾⣻⣶⣧⣵⣪⣴⣼⣾⣽⣏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀\n⣿⣿⣿⡀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠻⢿⡿⢿⡿⣿⢿⡿⠋⢹⣿⣷⣦⣄⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀\n⣿⣿⣿⣧⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⠯⣾⡟⠋⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣦⣤⣀⡀⠀\n⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣴⣈⡁⠉⢰⡄⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷\n⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆⠀⡀⠔⠙⠓⢬⣇⣰⠟⠓⡄⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿\n⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡌⠀⠀⠀⠀⡘⠰⡇⡄⠀⠘⠤⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿\n⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡀⠀⠀⢸⠁⢀⠇⡃⠀⠀⢸⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿\n⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⠀⠀⢸⠀⠀⠀⠹⡀⠀⠀⠌⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿\n⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣇⠀⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⣳⡀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ |
| I wanna see Elmo cry on TV again |
| Probably going to pop at open like most ipos and sell off |
| The IRS crashing out hard when they only get $750 million of the Powerball winnings |
| When was the last time Sunday futures indicated anything tradeable? |
| 🙏 |
| Sir, all I need to know is what to buy to get rich |
| How was he? |
| Yeah and I’ll take a small frosty as well |
| Eat Elon's ass and balls. |
| positions?? |
| You’ll probably make more long term by not using it |
| I hope you have NVDA puts, she's going sub 160 before back up |
| The market fell 12% in less than a week from liberation day. If you don’t see that as a warning you deserve to lose everything 😂 |
| My dry spell ended last night and I finally got some 🐱 by the laws of equivalent exchange the market will now fuck my ass Market open 😌 |
| guess who cashed out google at 215 😔 |
| I kinda wanna hop on SNAP just because lots of regards keep mentioning it. No additional DD needed |
| yes |
| So you're saying next quarter is going to be even better? Calls it is! |
| In a reality their job is to close a sale by any means. The more they close the more $$$ they get. If a buyer is not a clueless fool than it's in buyer's best interest to find and pre-qualify for a mortgage, hire a good home inspector who reports to them, research school districts, etc.\nIf a seller/owner is not a clueless fool then they already know to pick up their shit from the floor, clean up the house, turn all lights and AC, mow the yard, clean the pool, leave warm cookies on the counter, cheaply fix the eye catching defects prior, etc |
| maybe |
| Futes gonna be a big shrek dildo |
| wtf is beam, I see a few regards mentioning it |
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| !banbet TSLA 0 2d |
| I will buy a car off $KLAR |
| You fap to Sydney Sweeney, lactating Latinas, your exs sextape with her new SO and your wife’s bf big dong\n\nI fap to the concept of a new job that will get me my money back, my dreams that I’ll one day hit break even and the delusion that I might actually make it\n\nWe are not the same |
| NO CRYING AT THE CASINO |
| But I can't afford gold |
| I honestly never realized TOS was a Schwab property (I belong here) but it looks solid. I just don’t know why it’s a separate app. Are we competing with China or not? 😂 |
| don't short tech. Perma bull and you're rich |
| true |
| Or how we're not doing |
| Bulls are significantly outperforming people in cash.\n\nThis is not doubling down on a loss. \n\nThis is continuing to win. |
| Who has two thumbs and is ready for futes to open?\n\n👍🤡👍 |
| I bought GTLB. GPT says: \n\n"GitLab's (GTLB) current Price-to-Earnings (P/E) ratio is negative, ranging from approximately -693.93 to -1293.4"\n\n...is this good or bad? |
| Bullish on Bull 🐂 |
| I hope NVDA stops being a shitter this week it’s been holding SPY down |
| Hey… this week you will get a 10 bagger and post it here … I can feel it |
| Figma 2.0 |
| Costco sells 1oz bars at spot price. Cheapest way to buy actual physical gold that I've found. |
| Does thinking the price of beef would go up make me a bull |
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| Me, for example. |
| friendly reminder that we're in 2000 bubble territory but all the underlying foundational pro-america aspects of economics and demographics and geopolitics and general sentiment and optimism are no longer present |
| Just don’t buy the newer ones. |
| no. It's priced in - it's why goog mooned |
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| but is she hot? |
| !banbet NVDA 178 6d |
| Adjust by taking on more risk like a gambler doubling down after losing a hand? 😂🤡 |
| Swoop her up on the rebound buddy. 😂 |
| it's opening like 115 tomorrow mate. |
| Not really. No one uses iMessage in the UK because you have no idea if the person on the other end is getting you message or not. Whatsapp is standard. |
| Oh you’re cooked lol |
| Do you use the actual Schwab app or think or swim? \n\nTOS app I'm generally pretty happy with. Never bothered placing trades through Schwab itself. |
| telegram took off due to crypto shitposting |
| Ibkr do i need to wait for cash to settle?\n\nOn webull and robinhood i can trade immediately |
| Actually they are known to be beneficial to mood |
| I'm not "cheering" it retard.\n\nI'm saying it's happening, adjust.\n\nStocks aren't down 30% dumbass. All your predictions about that keep being wrong over and over. |
| NVDA back to 185 EOW |
| That pill sounds dope but don’t take pills from random dumb chicks. Gonna get fented 🙄 |
| Have you considered not living in a shithole state? |
| cell service / plans are shit, but data is cheap / can use it on wifi. Anyone can use it, easily / cheaply. Widely available |
| Good luck getting a seller to let you do inspections before you're under contract. And if you're already under contract without an agent involved on your side, you're pretty much already fucked. |
| The real infinite money glitch |
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| For what |
| I've always wanted a physical 1kg of gold. Maybe this is the sign |
| I made a request for 100. Fingers crossed. |
| I respect this one |
| You were up 90% on 08/11 you didn't sell , ok |
| Reality tends to have a bearish skew |
| Next month\* |
| buffet sold apple to buy UNH |
| I need OPEN to work out for me |
| The author of the tweet is the NMS dev. Hence the profile pic and the handle @NoMansSky\n\nLmao |
| Good news: 📈\n\n\n\nBad News: 📈\n\n\n\nNo News: 📉📉📉📉 |
| Oh |
| Yes |
| Lots of people were bearish on it, then it mooned. Also something something they won legal cases against DOJ |
| Bulltards cheering for cash to get devalued until stocks tank and then they’re down 30% on stocks and another 30% in USD 🤡 |
| Congrats Bro!! |
| I’m buying |
| Honestly I'm unsure if the regard who posted here the other week is big brain or dumb. Either way I'm keeping an eye on it, interesting |
| Yeah I quit heavy vape. Forever I thought that was the issue. It’s been 40 days. Will see |
| I see it everywhere. I just used it recently. Buying |
| >US Open final\n\nTennis\n\nSinner is also losing rn |
| Bro made 35 bands lol |
| I got assigned 1500 shares friday at close |
| Did I say home inspector |
| cash has been trash for the longest time. Anyone holding cash is playing a losing game |
| Nah these will print tomorrow |
| Buying |
| Undervalued and just won their antitrust suit. Moon time |
| Thank you for your service |
| I think breakeven is going to be extremely tough. Going itm though I'm more confident will happen. |
| Boomers always win they rigged the game of life. All they had to do was sell out there kids, grandkids and merica.\nPathetic bastards. |
| he has calls |
| What a salty bear. Wendy’s applications are online |
| Which way? |
| Tennis, idiot |
| It’s okay, we’ll pay less taxes. Got’em |
| Don't bet against that one |
| This is my problem, I took some profit last week, but my only regret is not having even more still left to take more profit. |
| feel so gross bidding $50k over a home listing price. probably still gonna lose. god damn psychopaths in NJ |
| I'm going to finance a box of cookies at IPO, I'm doing my part. |
| 130 by tomorrow ez |
| Klarna buy or not? |
| You are a lucky man |
| Positions? |
| What’s the deal with google?? I’m out of the loop |
| why |
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| Anyway to hide these posts of people who got lucky as fuck and most of the time would have lost everything? These are depression fuel every time. |
| Open door calls and a few $Hood calls if it looks good |
| So in 1h we know how we're doing? |
| Agreed, options on schwab is clunky and scary |
| Why |
| Too much nividia shilling at a pretty key inflection point imo, chart and narrative wise…\n\nGetting me skerred. |
| Nah and mango is threatening retaliation |
| If this were true, then AAPL would be showing little growth and its stock price would just be held up by boomers who haven't yet come to terms with the fact that AAPL isn't performing like the rest of the mag 7. Oh, wait...that's exactly what's happening! |
| what sports specifically? \n\nANSWER THE DAMN QUESTION |
| should have held until EOD!\n\nI sold in AM too 🤦♂️; 22,000 shares +$83k vs +120k |
| god willing |
| Umm pre purchase inspection? Costs a few 100s a drop in the bucket to what realtors charge |
| it's sports betting wtf. US Open final. market isn't even open. are you dumb ? |
| bro sold |
| Seems to be working well for them |
| I just want RDDT to be happy 👁️💋👁️ |
| yes, but that didn’t prevent me from requesting more |
| Just because I'll buy an iPhone doesn't mean I don't think apple is a shit company that got left behind in the teck race |
| #Christmas rally starts tomorrow 🖕🏾🎅🏾👉🏾👌🏻🎅🏻🖕🏻💸💸💸💸💸💸 |
| Because apple is not dominant in other countries and whatsapp is basically the only way to communicate well cross platform.\n\n\nApple made a massive strategic mistake not allowing android into imessage and they will forever regret it. |
| Fuck Tesla. Hope the bulls lose big. |
| u/stupidber , wanna make some shit bet? I see you every weekend in here. You name a ticker and price & I pick over / under |
| multi-platform international |
| baggie since 2015 |
| And Telegram. Like wtf? |
| Klarna to $205 |
| I do my trading on Schwab but I still use HOOD to check option prices because the UX is so much simpler, even though the only thing in my HOOD account is the “free stock” worth $2. \n\nDo better, Schwab |
| Guess who cashed out Google at $230\n\n😢🤡 |
| I thought it was basically a certainty now. Agree it’s pocket change. |
| Thank ya |
| Yeah I was actually trying to be smart and do research and whatnot but now I’m just going to embrace the regardation that is our current year, feels good tbh |
| Will be watching MSFT |
| haha same |
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| idk what that is. Is it a specific ticker?? |
| Unfortunately didn't screencap it, but iirc in the page for the stock itself, there should've been an "ipo crossing time" or something that has the estimate |
| 🇮🇱 |
| God forbid |
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| I’m an optimistic regard. |
| you're the one bringing it up homie! currently in spain, finished a 300km trek nbd! enjoy your life. keep saving! |
| I am the same. Slap a new battery in for $100 installed and I got a new phone. Three gens to make it worth it. |
| Those weekend degenerates piss me off |
| AMD will moon on open |
| Last one I had's coochie smelled like sour ranch dip. World class hoor. |
| https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2025-09-05/world-meat-prices-reach-new-high-as-consumers-clamor-for-beef\n\nGlobal meat prices surging again to record highs.\n\n\n\nDon't be a gullible idiot sitting in cash or bonds.\n\nCash = trash. |
| I didn’t start with an iPhone as my first phone |
| Im doing kickboxing atm. Thought about jujitsu or akido but I dont wanna dislocate a shoulder and hinder my weight lifting in the mornings. Food for thought. |
| Lol |
| SNAP gonna rip faces |
| My move tomorrow is to watch GOOGLE all day. 350 shares. We ain't selling, chat |
| This strat has worked since 2021. No reason to stop now |
| This feels like this.\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/zrddzud31tnf1.jpeg?width=1728&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f25fe735b7c6ed67cbb3cd55bfd38ea60f17d28d |
| #nobias |
| The FPX ETF tracking IPOX 100 Index currently holds a combined 11.5% of assets in WAY, APP and HOOD, all S&P inclusions. ETF has been a good way to front run S&P inclusions as it focuses holding larger IPOs through a patented holding period window, which coincides often with S&P additions. ETF set to pop a lot on Monday vs. Market. |
| My wife has decided not to upgrade her phone because the new one would "be exactly the same as the old one".\n\n\nSell sell sell |
| awww, OP thinks we're inclusive... I'm here to shitpost and ~~take everyones tendies~~ make everyone tendies\* |
| better idea: buy more $HOOD at any price and hold till 200 |
| literally says Sinner to win. |
| Back to ATHs this week |
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| !banbet NVDA 155 19d |
| When they give guidance after earning. think guidance be bonker good. |
| Buy more $BMNR |
| Ah |
| Idk but 105 is my open limit buy price point. I have a limit sell for the shares I already have for 115 |
| 100 contracts of what? What ticker? |
| We are an inclusive community, we all belong. |
| Tuesday is iPhone day. My guess is sell the rumor, sell the news. \n(Yes. Sell both) |
| What we thinking next round 🤔 |
| Spare change for Google. EU taxes with extra steps |
| Lol, no |
| Dayum, he can glaze so much ? |
| It's free and non-monetized. |
| I didn't see the arrow, I belong here. Thnx for the update. |
| How sad |
| Yes we are. But regards are strong together 🫡 |
| think 245 eow.. |
| Probably not, that's like two days revenue for them even if it happened |
| Those countries usually don’t start with an iPhone as their first phone |
| you too, calls seem to be the way atm |
| Sir, look at the screenshots again |
| What he say |
| scooped up 100 contracts @23c - Sinner to win |
| AI can't inspect for dryrot or tell if a rooftop A/C is 6 months away from shitting itself |
| Why would it drop?\nS&P inclusion and now their 2025 Summit on Tuesday. |
| Sir, we're regarded. |
| The ad was out like a week before the quarter ended that the report was for lol |
| I have calls on both i bought last week and NVDA is killing me. Hoping it recovers and breaks back up before Oct 17. Excited to see where HOOD is tomorrow morning and if it can moon more |
| They already sold for a large profit, look at the second pic lol |
| Would create a good time to buy for a lot of stuff, almost certainly won't happen though |
| Buying more Opendoor |
| nice bro |
| Ask her to send you her ripped tights. People pay money for these things … |
| She has a good personality tho |
| 🤣 |
| GLD holders right now\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/6834iaoa0tnf1.jpeg?width=982&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6da02257aaa30164ea0544ef71fca6453e81e6e5 |
| Bears didn’t doom post over some irrelevant world event all weekend long in here for once which has me actually worried for the market this week… |
| Why is WhatsApp so popular in other countries? |
| Buy more HOOD if it drops to 105 and hold to 115 |
| Options costs went up due to short term vol spike caused by ER's surge and OP decides "calls are significantly more expensive, it's already mooned, and I think now's the time to buy!"\n\nLove it. Goodluck |
| Her flat ass destroys another lol |
| That’s where your wrong |
| When you see your homie land a baddie that’s super into him and then commit a generational bag fumble by being a total regard. Sad. \n\nPuts on the homie’s love life. |
| I quit drinking alcohol and smoking tobacco. Works wonders. |
| Will $GOOG be hurt on Monday by the $3.5bil EU fine? |
| Have fun with the theta crush |
| Ber fuk |
| The higher the P/E the better the stock, idk I don’t make the rules. Full porting PLTR, CRWD, & TSLA tomorrow and hopefully I will be able to buy a home soon |
| This entire weekend could have been an email. |
| I guess we'll see where it goes. If it really pulls a Carvana, it still has room to run |
| Would love to know where specifically this is?\n\nUnder the tickers main feed? Somewhere else.\n\nI pay for all kinda real time/level II bullshit with them and I didn’t see this with BLSH. Not saying you’re wrong I just would like to know where to specifically watch. |
| Got 500 of Gemini reserved through RH. Come on winklevi |
| GOOGL 300 is closer than you realize. 🚀🚀🚀 |
| He will get more than half back. |
| Latinas and $Deepstroke |
| This is the way, maybe |
| Tech calls at open as usual. They spent hours glazing Donnie and having him cum all over their faces |
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| Riding more of the $BEAM short squeeze / recovery in CRISPR stocks. |
| Red week at least until CPI/PPI. Lots of doubt about the economy and inflation. The rapidly cooling job market is a problem for the market. I don't think we can go higher until we see jobs improve, because if they don't its guaranteed recession.\n\nSo calls obviously |
| heck i just been trading $1m in vti shares and doing ok. selll when it passes all time highs, buy back when it drops a few $. |
| Explain |
| I matched with a big tiddy goth girl, so calls it is tomorrow |
| You have a bit of tim, plus with S&P inclusion, and HOOD event in Tuesday, it may run up to $112 -$114 next week and the rate cuts are coming up, bullish again. If it gets to $118 -$120 by Oct 1st week … you are gonna make it out positive on your position. Hang in there |
| You already have a bet going - UNH to 350.0 before 17-Oct-2025 10:41 AM -05 |
| !Banbet |
| My favorite! |
| Ive spent 500 on 3 trips to the mechanic to get the sensor working. Sensor flips back on after each trip. Still hasn't been fixed. These sensors are a damn scam. |
| Sir, you buy calls before it moons. Not after it's already jumped 30% in a single day.\n\n...nvm, you belong here.\n\n\[EDIT\] regards, he already sold. I belong here |
| Thanks! |
| Lol the same dudez causing the last 6 recessions are good foe the economy 😂 |
| Because you touch yourself |
| Rumor has it, yes. But take that with a grain of salt |
| $300 EOY, it’s crazy undervalued still. |
| What did he say? |
| Lead balloon, how big is the piece of lead, how big is the balloon\n\n🤌🏻🌬️💩 |
| FVRR |
| Bruhs I wanna learn aikido |
| HOOD TSLA and SPY calls for tomorrow |
| Gold calls are better on 0dtes |
| Showing a house isn't her job, finding a mark that can get loan approval and is willing to waive as many inspections as possible is. She's not your agent, she's the sellers.\n\nIf you're buying a house, you should also have an agent on your side to pester the mortgage guys, pester the inspectors, pester their agent, etc. to get you the best deal and the most perks. That's their job. |
| Nothing worst than selling on Robinhood |
| NVDA is hardware and software, it's the whole fucking AI server in a can\n\n#LMAO 🤌🏻🌬️💩 |
| Also, your mom. Wtf is the information content of this post? |
| $100 |
| i guess my tsla 332 puts are wrecked looks like its gonna moon to 360 or 400 |
| HOOD RDDT NBIS ALAB |
| Latinas and $BEAM |
| I got $7 calls for 2027 like the one regard had |
| Just keep this as an open tab\n\nhttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar |
| Gold to 4k by end of year or by Halloween? 🤔 |
| After seeing what $googl co-founder hurley said.\n\nYall think $goog can go $245 EOY? |
| how does this work? |
| You already have a bet going - NVDA to 200.0 before 07-Sep-2025 07:01 PM -05 |
| I can’t. I already have a !banbet 😭 |
| Because he doesn’t like money |
| Username checks out\n\n🌬️💩 |
| It’s the play because everybody thinks this |
| Thats deffo not going to happen lol |
| $SNAP $8 by the 19th??? |
| How funny would it be if he didnt cut despite 99% chance of a cut being priced in? |
| Baggie spotted lol |
| Holding some Jan 2027 calls. I'm hoping! |
| Think they are going to announce some news on rescheduling this week? |
| Stepping aside for AI driven SPY |
| Nah rotation out from gpu to software |
| Don’t sell just yet. Party is just getting started |
| Expiry and $? Wanna load up tomorrow |
| Why nvida when the rotation is starting away from. Hardware. |
| Hopefully it holds levels. Down over 4% last week. |
| Everyday |
| 3 dte just incase a continuation pump Tuesday |
| The sub is ultra berish right now wtf dude? |
| God Robinhood sucks. Why did I ever think using this was ever a good idea in my past? \n\nWebull 100% better. Similar commissions and a really good desktop app |
| No shot that thing is a laggard |
| Why lmao? |
| HOOD and NVDA are my plays. Not sure if I want to load some ASTS yet. |
| Figma 20 eom |
| You have balls. \n\nThose calls will slide up for next 30 minutes to hour. Then slide to 642. That's my prediction. Going bear tomorrow. |
| !banbet |
| Sometimes 1 hour, sometimes 12 |
| Why is this subreddit obsessed with circuit breakers. It's cringe af |
| Yes |
| Bull case: republicans are good for the economy,\nBear case: 🥭declaring war on Chicago\n\nWatch the market reach new ATH tomorrow 🤡 |
| Why? |
| All these people with yellow hand emojis, are you a fucking Simpson?\n\n#LMAO 🤌🏻 |
| NVDA 180 eow |
| You can't judge the strength of the economy based on the level of the U.S. stock market. The markets made new highs under Biden and they continued to make new highs under Trump. The policies that are inflating the stock market are the same policies that are harming the economy. |
| What’s the verdict, chat- futes gonna be like Eagles or Panthers? |
| I usually charge $500 a hour for consultations but I’ll give you this tip for free. Latinas fuk |
| you know Nancy lurks here. |
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| Sinner getting worked rn |
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| !banbet AMD 155 1d |
| It's mostly because the dollar is comitting suicide |
| Strategy has been working for me for a couple of weeks now. What are you doing, ol’ wise one? |
| Loaded up on NVDA calls before Friday close 😎 |
| please open red tomorrow 🫣 |
| With high quality H20 |
| **Ban Bet Created:** **/u/SeveralCode6162** bet **SPY** goes from **645.97** to **640.0** before **08-Sep-2025 04:25 PM EDT**\n\nTheir record is 0 wins and 0 losses.\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) | [**⚔**](https://www.reddit.com/r/KarmaCave/) |
| Do some put calls |
| !banbet SPY $640 1d |
| 130$/hr labor is no joke |
| Finally weekend thread is over |
| FNMA crew 😎 |
| Call or puts yall? How we feelin? |
| #LMAO 🤌🏻 |
| So they pressenting a bill to ban trading for politicians lmao 🤌🏽 |
| Do you have a learning disability? |
| SPY calls are the move for tomorrow. Entire mortgage on SPY calls |
| Chuck-e-Cheese went fully digital currency a while ago. |
| Yes |
| i just wanna get in touch with nature maaannnnnn |
| 5mg is like ant dosages |
| Tariff revenue to pay for higher Social Security cola adjustments…fucking boomers win again! |
| Big pimpin |
| Until it doesn't. Gold up drastically. Be careful. |
| Good luck. I’m hoping to buy calls at some point this week on a few tickers I’m predicting a dip on. |
| 🕳️pen |
| 👍🏼 |
| Jerome just called me up. Something something rate cuts September 17 |
| everyone is bullish on the most overpriced speculative stocks. \n\nLMAO🤌 |
| Gold hitting 4k by year end was not on my bucket list |
| Hope that hanging man on the daily charts I’m looking at actually plays out so I can buy calls on the dip. |
| If that's your view. From all the ban bet losses here, there have been a lot of incorrect targets. |
| No chance lmao I might buy a lotto call just incase your right |
| Spy calls |
| yessir |
| $SNAP soon printing |
| just looking at the chart it looks like its gotten diluted to shit |
| AI programmers challenged with replacing realtors have an easy job ahead of them |
| oh I didn't realize. It's also being added to the SPY. These might print, goodluck OP. |
| I am prepared for throw all my money into the dip that may or may not happen |
| My HOOD 110C should print tomorrow. Let’s see if it rally further #copium |
| Normally I would say the same thing but what happens these days is that -8% gets bought up within a week and it goes up again |
| MRVL, CRWV, ASTS, RKLB |
| I bought SPY calls too. Beware 🤣 |
| It's medicine and cops should be spending their time on gangs and fent not dudes in a fish shirt..\n\nI get it though. It shouldn't be smoked in public just like drinking in public. |
| Inflation data this, inflation data that. Banbet you coward |
| I’m all in covered calls, I don’t even know how to handle that situation |
| Calls it is then |
| Thinking of doubling down on TLRY |
| heroic |
| $HOOD my dudes |
| scooby doo has been euthanized |
| What’s the delta when entering the trades? |
| Soybean futes? |
| If he reclassified cannabis from schedule 1 to 3 it would save them from paying 280e taxes and finally get banking. It just would open the door not only for institutions to now invest but more people would start businesses if it's now more legal. |
| **Ban Bet Created:** **/u/chuckroastvalue** bet **HOOD** goes from **107.34** to **120.0** before **12-Sep-2025 04:19 PM EDT**\n\nTheir record is 0 wins and 1 losses.\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) | [**⚔**](https://www.reddit.com/r/KarmaCave/) |
| !banbet HOOD 120 5d |
| I don’t even know who you’re parroting at this point but it’s annoying |
| It's all over the place. I consider myself to have a slight edge in traditional markets (ie: I'm up quite significantly vs index investing) - but my variance is crazy high, especially since I leverage my bets (via options typically). \n\nI've been trading (more or less full time) since \~2017, including thru 3 bear markets. |
| Probably getting fucked tomorrow like every day since last year. I wish weekends were longer, my ass can only heal so much in two days. |
| So are you saying calls gonna print? I agree that bullshitting is a highly rewarded skill and is always in demand but even taking that into account she's done very poorly |
| They make it so hard to fucking work on those things. Kudos |
| CWR. Because an advert told me hydrogen fuel cars were the next big thing, probably way off the mark but whatever. |
| I would print bigly |
| Your mom Monday?\n\nMakes as much sense |
| With options I can finally get a new car. Hello 2001 Camry |
| not actual loss porn, since it’s unrealized. |
| I don't really follow sports in any way either. I just started looking at the numbers |
| This sub is wayyyyyy too bullish now. Maybe we still go up but they're gonna drop a random -8% spy week just to put your in your place.\n\n\nLots of jobs and inflation data this week. \n\n\nIf inflation comes in ice cold and job revisions is really bad, fed is gonna do emergency 75 basis cuts and market will freak out that the fed waited too long |
| Imagine not owning fake internet money and getting left in the dust financially. Many such cases. |
| Yes, by suckers. |
| Prayer circle for a circuit break tomorrow |
| I went out and changed a sensor on my own car today. It’s an Audi A4 and I’ve been pretty hesitant to work on it myself. It was a good time and I saved a grand. |
| Yeah I have definitely lost my fair share in options. And this seems like it gives me an advantage. |
| Buying calls just because I want TSLA to tank |
| Glad I took profits on OPEN shares at 1100% gain last week. Also glad I still have 5 figures in it... |
| Lmao holy shit that earnings gap. You got puts? |
| Nope |
| if meta doesn't drop tomorrow after that hot mic moment at that bs ass kissing tech ceo dinner tax payers paid for.... |
| How are we feeling tomorrow, I feel a flatish green day |
| FNMA FMCC 🚀 IYKYK |
| Lmao to make $700? |
| Open is already the next Open bro |
| No |
| Why do you think it will go up? |
| how about u CALL up sum bitches |
| I hope not tbh. Stoner losers already feel way too cocky lighting one up in public parks. I hope the feds actually get stricter on it lmao |
| Asts to 50$ by Friday |
| Buy another 50 shares to avg down and sell cc’s. You’ll be fine eventually |
| We can only hope. |
| One can hope |
| Buy another 50 shares to avg down and sell cc’s. You’ll be fine eventually |
| I think you both are correct |
| Circuit breaker Monday? |
| What, you don’t think shitcoin is a reliable long play?? Totally regarded /s |
| Lol no |
| What are these mystery jobs you speak of? |
| Talking about how good CIEN is |
| they like to spread it out with gifts, a lot of opportunity cost in that endeavor. |
| **Ban Bet Created:** **/u/9tacos** bet **SPY** goes from **645.97** to **620.0** before **14-Sep-2025 04:13 PM EDT**\n\nTheir record is 4 wins and 13 losses.\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) | [**⚔**](https://www.reddit.com/r/KarmaCave/) |
| !banbet SPY 620 1w |
| What’s the all in play tmrw |
| are they african american? |
| Inflation checks? Lmfao what are ya a welfare baby? |
| Looks like an ECG just before someone dies |
| Ripple - United States dollar -> `2.86513` (0.0552 / 1.964%) |
| !p x:xrpusd |
| Of all stocks primed for a hype/speculation squeeze I think TLRY isn’t a horrible choice to get stuck with. Unless the strike is absolutely regsrded. |
| How did this not get a too safe warning from the bot |
| There's a small chance it could be descheduled completely imo |
| they already have the defibrillator paddles on, wheeling crash cart in the room |
| Please nvda $100 so I can retire |
| It's not that depressing since pets are the only ones who truly love you. Unconditionally. It's just life. Once you realize that it's a sign of wisdom and not a depression |
| Hoping Apple hits 241 tomorrow |
| they wont do shit with it, they need it to be illegal in order to go after harder drugs. |
| Can Beeline be next Open? |
| **Ban Bet Created:** **/u/SuperbAirport9741** bet **HOOD** goes from **107.34** to **120.0** before **08-Sep-2025 04:11 PM EDT**\n\nTheir record is 1 wins and 5 losses.\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) | [**⚔**](https://www.reddit.com/r/KarmaCave/) |
| !banbet HOOD 120 1d |
| Send me the money and don’t you worry I’ll make sure you get the tokens. Trust me bro! |
| 😐 |
| Your comment is gay. But you’re right he doesn’t commit to anything just says things. |
| We going red tomorrow? |
| What is this kind of ban bet lol |
| It would be so funny if the decision was that the possession of weed is immediate capital punishment |
| 🅱️eekend 🅱️ow says basically flat. And that indicator is never wrong. 😂 |
| Perhaps you're just buying crap to begin with? |
| Assuming that he doesn't have $19.5M in safe places and he's playing with $1M. |
| HOOD long calls, GLD calls, MSTR puts |
| Grab a can of oxygen from the gift shop. Thank me later. |
| How much you wanna bet their port is worse than their banbet history |
| SPY to 666 tomorrow |
| #he likes the mens sauna too 🤌🤌 |
| GOOGL leaps until the end of time |
| Only autists and geys here, nobody is going to have a good answer for you. |
| At a certain point, LULU has to be a buy right??? |
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| Set your stop loss. Open is a dumpster fire of a company that CAN make a comeback over the course of years. This flash is a short squeeze situation and those dont last forever. They tend to generate more bagholders than before. |
| What did he say now |
| Make sure you apply lube before OPENing up. |
| Quiet brokie |
| "i dont feel confident in the slots anymore" 😂 how confident were ya? |
| I think we already made the sale, we don't have to keep selling it: 6000 fat bitches it is. |
| 🫵🤡 |
| LULU dip gonna get bought this week? |
| Lose money. |
| He never committed to anything like that. People who act like he did are retarded and gay. |
| #LMAO 🤌 |
| Ever consider this game isn’t for you? |
| **Ban Bet Created:** **/u/ClassApart4253** bet **HOOD** goes from **107.34** to **110.0** before **08-Sep-2025 04:08 PM EDT**\n\nTheir record is 0 wins and 0 losses.\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) | [**⚔**](https://www.reddit.com/r/KarmaCave/) |
| !banbet HOOD $110 1d |
| K-Mart. 🫵🤡 |
| Robinhood needs an active trader ladder. |
| Advantaged gamblers / pro gamblers are a thing. There is a ton of alpha there as the bookies kinda suck at their own game. I don't personally do it as I don't follow sports / games... but I've heard of people making INSANE amounts by having an edge.\n\nJust like options / trading. |
| 🫵🤡 |
| Calls safe everyone. |
| RDDT calls. Hopefully after a sharp early morning dip. |
| Watch OPEN rip through 10 then 15 |
| I heard chuck E. Cheese tokens will go to 1T$ each, grok is this true? |
| True, the AG nodded in agreement on the few week timeframe but I guess bondi can't be trusted either.\n\nEither way, I still think it happens "soon" |
| Schuab: "your request to move funds is now complete and has been settled"\n\nThat fresh deposit was already gone last week 🤗♿️ |
| They're not really black, though. |
| GLD let's go, I want to sit in my pile of gold coin riches like scrooge mcduck |
| their whole purpose is to make you buy their affiliated stocks.\n\nif you are curious about NUVB, you can check out my DD on it: [https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1m3byk6/alright\_regards\_buckle\_up\_weve\_open\_the\_door\_now/](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1m3byk6/alright_regards_buckle_up_weve_open_the_door_now/)\n\ni add additional information every now and then on that thread.\n\nthough NUVB has experienced a run, you should do your own research to know if it's worth investing your money |
| Its a $350 call 347.5 put according to OP.\n\nEdit: seems they're just confused and its a long call with a short call |
| #u/Otterpoopie got a gym membership just to hang out in the locker room 🍆👀 LMAO🤌🏻 |
| **Ban Bet Created:** **/u/EggyRepublic** bet **SPY** goes from **645.97** to **635.0** before **08-Sep-2025 04:06 PM EDT**\n\nTheir record is 3 wins and 29 losses.\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) | [**⚔**](https://www.reddit.com/r/KarmaCave/) |
| !banbet SPY $635 1d |
| QQQ calls at open guaranteed to print for atleast an hour. That’s all you need |
| Could happen. Either way I’m still in the money so idrc |
| I played that run twice. Its going to be a fun day Tomorrow. |
| Dollar cost averaging on MDB. $400 by Halloween |
| Nice, I was just was bored at work checking it out. And the odds looked really good. I bet on three college games yesterday, and then I just did an NFL game |
| Thats magic |
| Fucking Crypto Tards in full downvoting form. |
| $MP and $CRML\nRare Earth Metals Forever! |
| UNH tree fiddy open |
| Eventually possibly. |
| RemindMe! 3 Day |
| It’s also been 5 months since he said we’d all get inflation checks for doge savings. He says a lot of things. Mostly off the cuff. It’s his way. Get em talking! |
| Okay boomer |
| Red. How low is the question |
| I bought 300 shares of tgt at the lows this week. I guess we will see how this plays out. |
| Forget about losing popularity and distracting from the epstein files? I don't think so. He can add 40,000 jobs instantly and finish something the dems couldn't. |
| that's called an addiction. If the casino is the only thing that brings one joy --- they need help. |
| I started with right around 200, I think I'm up to like 800. Funs are about to settle from the Arizona game that just finished. Of course there have been a couple nail biters, but it's working so far |
| True that. |
| I did |
| Just 1 figma, and maybe 5 bullish. |
| where can i buy? |
| Forgot about my calls on TLRY they got exercised now I’m a real bag holder … |
| fresh batch. |
| Inverse Cramer Tsla please |
| $OPEN is going to double digits. |
| !banbet |
| https://preview.redd.it/i1vcv7eytsnf1.png?width=1084&format=png&auto=webp&s=a0c0a2db03bb61bdc3b938f262282759ce6faf27 |
| Stay hydrated. |
| This would fu k me good |
| Imagine being a grown ass adult that's fully invested in make believe internet Chuck E. Cheese tokens. |
| Really fkn tired of seeing videos show up on YT of people eating in their car. U ain't special |
| I bought a 2000 Camry 8 years ago for $900 from a buddy for my partner cuz her little Hyundai wouldn’t fit a car seat well. \n\nIt’s been super good to us |
| Past returns don't indicate future performance. |
| nah, he definitely forgot already |
| **Ban Bet Created:** **/u/NativePlant870** bet **TSLA** goes from **349.38** to **400.0** before **14-Sep-2025 04:02 PM EDT**\n\nTheir record is 1 wins and 2 losses.\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) | [**⚔**](https://www.reddit.com/r/KarmaCave/) |
| !banbet TSLA $400 7d |
| NVDA ded? |
| Flying to Denver tomorrow |
| Was annoy. I stare an stare. Went with ole pal goog. Should at least buy 10. |
| I loaded up on calls everyone, next week is going to be so green I can feel it. Almost full port spy calls and shorting GLD\n\n/s |
| 21st bot to post. |
| Tomorrow will be 4 weeks since trump said they would have a decision made on the reclassification of cannabis in the next "few" weeks.\n\nI still think he's gonna do it and weed stocks like MSOS and TLRY are primed to pump when it happens |
| Talk to your broker and enable them? |
| Costing about as much as your mom |
| Bro literally coulda just bought shares |
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| I’m hoping OPEN goes to $8, but I’m feeling a pullback to $5. |
| Hard to talk is not that bad. Just floss, brush and rinse after. Hard to sit is much harder to recover from |
| The gap up on gold futes is gonna be hard to look at because I didn't hold my long position over the weekend. |
| Let’s see some action baby. Show me trade stats! |
| Well done m'lord |
| Tell that to the crypto hoes |
| $BEAM and other CRISPR stocks |
| All in 🅱️ue 🅱️ime |
| R/malesurvivingspace |
| #KAGOMEEEE |
| Open the casino! |
| i think will be a gap up.. Btc and crypto currently green |
| hopefully the inverse Cramer theory holds true for tomorrow 🙏🤞 |
| what’s the moves tomorrow? I’m OPEN to ideas |
| Banbet it then |
| Fair enough! |
| A new thread already?!? |
| Amazing! |
| OPEN THE 🅱️ASSINO. Fkyall |
| I'm gonna buy my first 2001 Toyota Camry |
| If you’re not an autist or likes the cawk in 2025, what are you even doing? |
| options are for all ages. i'm in my 40s. I just don't go balls to the wall as much anymore and use less than 5% of my account. |
| It’s inevitable |
| HOOD $112 close tomorrow and $131 by sept 19 |
| Agree 100. Prob some type funky strangle do that day. |
| Not this shit again |
| Everything i buy turns to crap. Maybe tomorrow will be different |
| If we could gap down I’d be cool. I have puts ranging from 2weeks-end of September |
| A labubu |
| Never heard of em 😂 Just was the first thing I found when I looked up the stock. Are they that bad? |
| I just wanted a quick in and out for 1-2k gain. It was between msft and tesler |
| Just sold my upstairs bathroom sink to buy OPEN puts |
| Tesla to 400 |
| First of course |
| Is it the alien b hole one? That one looks cool. |
| lol 😂 |
| That room should be half that size with rent today |
| How many hours do you usually work a day at your job? |
| ASML buys 15% of Mistral AI in Series C.\n\nAll the chipmakers are buying the AI companies using the money they got from the AI companies. Infinite money glitch. |
| CNN's Fear & Greed Index is still Neutral.\n\nWe need to move the needle a bit, guys! |
| The point of a realtor isn't to show or find a fucking house, Google or Zillow can do that.\n\nA realtors primary function is facilitating all of the contractual bullshit involved in buying or selling a house, which Opendoor can't do, and is why they've lost money since their inception and are finally just back to using agents. |
| I spent 3 hours with an interior designer yesterday at RH to furnish my new 7 figure house. Place was packed with rich snobs. Calls on RH - The rich gonna rich. |
| Surely options are for your 20s when you can afford to risk? |
| Start buying 0dte puts. The market will have you trained up for her in no time. |
| Msft 60x odte. .10 to over 6.50 |
| The problem with the companies that I actually like and think are undervalued is that they are undervalued, which means that their options volume is nonexistent, which is about as good as a flaccid penis for a theta ganger, so I stay in my “hoe phase” going week to week with BULL and the like |
| There’s 3 drawings a week. I’m not even asking to win the jackpot but just a simple 100% ROI 3 times a week!\n\nWhy are more people not doing this |
| This is exactly what I’m doing lol. I’ve only been selling cash covered put options though.\n\nYou don’t get the gain porn, but averaging 1-2% a week ends up doubling your principle every 11-12 months. |
| Full port in OPEN. You're going to make 10x right away. Don't hesitate. Just do it! |
| The invisible hand of the market. |
| Did you know that if you bought qqq puts at open on Friday you would have made 7x? |
| wtf is "chip-ocalypse" now, and why is trump posting about it? Is it because fat boy trump is eating all the potato chips. |
| I mean I don’t keep up with the lotto and even I knew that lol. $1.8 Billion jackpot was definitely news worthy |
| When is the board going to fire Evan? He’s clueless. |
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| Someone should suggest to Trump/Bessent that once they take over the Fed, they can use the FOMC to create a special purpose vehicle to buy tons of call options and to short squeeze all the bears. Totally would work. |
| I will keep my hands on robinhood page for buy/sell entire morning |
| nah 44% is pretty good tbh. unless you're under like $200k and in your 30's then I'd possibly consider options. |
| HOOD robbing the hood again…\n\nfuck the 500 |
| 🍻 |
| Videos are the new meta |
| ...you may be right 🤔\n\nSir, can we please just open the casino already??? |
| Only trade rule have. No bio startup. Ever. No care if miss 100x. Will never one cent one. |
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| you are a wise man!!! i dont have the balls to trade on margin but im not big on options either......yet ! cheers brother, keep spreading your knowledge !!! |
| Nerrrrrrrrd |
| I'm not able to do options in my trading account |
| You cant prove that |
| Apple event this week could be a sell the news event. |
| Tos no sure what they do. Or Schwab |
| What rogue mod put OPEN on the board only to take it down |
| It's literally the opposite of a zero sum game. Money is created out of the ether simply because one regard decided to buy a stock for more money than someone else the day before. It thrives on the greater fool causing everyone (that is long) to collectively win. |
| He could get it done in 600/365=1.64 yrs or with Wendys calc, 0.164yrs. Totally reasonable! |
| Ye |
| I know the obligatory responses will be “it will just be flat” but I feel kinda good about having 650c’s and 642p’s right now |
| And Loss pron hall of fame. Im gonna send robinhood a msg and see what they think |
| Really why ? You’d think maybe the AI stuff and new iPhone would stir some stuff up . |
| Is Black Rock Coffee Bar owned by the real Black Rock? |
| Absolutely expensive but you’re essentially paying for insurance. Less yield but more guarantee. Compounded repeatedly. Still “pennies” compared to the cost of stock, while having greater returns than just shares. Essentially having control of 6 figure notional value while paying 1/5 of the cost. Using a margin account for instant access of funds for quick moves but never touching margin to avoid any stress. I trade one ticker only 👍 |
| That browns kicker is about to be employed at Wendy’s lmao |
| 100 blsh |
| Love everything about this, except for the fluorescent lights. Gotta change that |
| My buddy does the same thing. He bets on esports and does fairly well with them |
| A true WSB trader |
| Don't lie to yourself. 🐻 is literally in your name |
| Your right it was 60 days from buying an IPO |
| BYD only works because they are hemorrhaging money on every sale that the Chinese government is paying for to dominate. Which is fine and good until one realizes BYD cant sell in the US and poses a national security risk. And watch reviewers drive the things, not a whole lot better than Vinfast, as we all have seen how well that company is doing. |
| You didn’t get a warning? |
| Strange Game\n\nSong by Mick Jagger ‧ 2022\n\nSurrounded by losers\nMisfits and boozers\nHanging by your fingernails\nYou made one mistake\nYou got burned at the stake\nYou're finished, you're foolish, you failed\nThere's always a hope\nOn this slippery slope\nSomewhere a ghost of a chance\nTo get back in that game\nAnd burn off your shame\nAnd dance with the big boys again\nIt's a strange, strange game\nStrange, strange game\nSuch a shame, shame, shame\nYes a strange game\nYou got to carry the blame\nIn this strange game\nYou're out on a limb\nAnd you're trying to get in\nIt's a strange game\nYou piled up the corpses\nExhausted your sources\nLiving right under a cloud\nThe odds are against you\nThe gods haven't blessed you\nYou better get back on the rails\nDrill down on the data\nKeep pushing the paper\nThe damps dripping down on the walls\nIt's a million to one\nThere's a place in the sun\nTo dance with the big boys again\nIt's a strange, strange game\nStrange, oh, so strange\nYou don't even know my real name\nIt's a strange game\nYou got to carry the blame\nIn this strange strange game\nYou're out on a limb\nTrying hard to get in\nIt's a strange game |
| You probably got them under 700 each |
| And also laugh when people post their losses |
| How much? |
| Everything is priced in, so no point in buying more Nvidia then |
| Yea and the rapid pride changes its hard to place a sell order quickly |
| I usually prefer to lose my money in the stock market. But with Robinhood sports betting I've just been putting all my cash into college and NFL games and just betting on the team that's heavily favored. It's been a good weekend so far. |
| Or I’m shitposting |
| I did it 2x and it’s a 60 day ban from ipo buying. |
| Im not 🌈 |
| Google: “where is my 50k?” |
| This tells me OP doesn't know about the time value of money or how financial instruments are priced. |
| Wow, what a beautiful play. Enjoy ! I ony bought 2× 305 calls. wish I would have bought more. I was thinking it turned out like nvda. |
| That’s my South America Airbnb |
| Can I rub next? |
| The biggest retard is Dan Ives talking out his ass every other day |
| missing one of those annual coupon books with all the 2-for-1 deals at wendys |
| AI |
| Buddy, I have the perfect play for you. At the money OPEN call options expiring Friday. \n\nDon’t think. Just do it first thing Monday morning. Send me a few thousand when you sell on Friday as a thank you. |
| No not at all, crypto world is highly inefficient,, & people are scared dev team wont fix it & just dump their coins. |
| That's a fucking palace. |
| If Warren says you’re not splitting up ketchup and Macncheese it ain’t happening |
| i finally found who believes in Benzinga news |
| Enough to not have to work a 9-5 anymore so I try not to think about it |
| How? I'm down to bet my 30k on this. Winner takes all? |
| hopefully these nvda 170c print this week. hoping nvda bounces back to ath after selling off last week |
| Not too late to buy puts and profit from the downswing |
| I won $4. That's 100% profit, overnight. |
| I am looking into regional banking, homebuilding and minerals/precious metal sector. I am speculating interest rate cut and high inflation. |
| Yes. Whatever your winners are, you should leverage them massively. Literally cannot go tits up |
| I rubbed this guys balls. Can confirm a retard diagnosis in your near future |
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| i don't know who OP is or what they posted but i made the first DD in wsb about NUVB months before the run up: [https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1m3byk6/alright\_regards\_buckle\_up\_weve\_open\_the\_door\_now/](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1m3byk6/alright_regards_buckle_up_weve_open_the_door_now/)\n\ni still update that thread and maintain that NUVB will go way way way higher than the current price |
| I've seen posts where people placed a limit for the market open on the IPo day for the final asking price that robinhood makes you pay. They got a bunch of shares and sold the same day for a profit. |
| https://preview.redd.it/x1gvzu7zpsnf1.jpeg?width=2473&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3ca7805a51c6b8ad1e3a408abbf0ec0b268e53ff |
| Where's the Wendy's? |
| The weights are for the wife’s boyfriend to get a big pump in before pumping OP’s wife full of his virile seed. |
| Believe it or not, 5 more months of calls |
| See you behind the Wendy's dumpster |
| Remember NFTs |
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| just buy puts like everyone else |
| !banbet SPY -2% 2d |
| Missing the cum stains everywhere |
| not much lower to go |
| How we feeling about a red week this week? My 2 week-end of sept puts depend heavily on it |
| Clean AF. |
| Good, I don’t want to work |
| you don't gamble yourself out of a gambling problem. put your $30k into high yield savings and rejoice earning like 3.9% or whatever. When you get your almost $100 monthly interest payment from that, you can celebrate by taking yourself to Wendys. |
| Shouldn't that be puts then? Their last conference or call the stock was dropping faster than a JPow speech. |
| 57 losses, both SPY & OP are cooked. |
| If you’re gonna go out. I vote you do it in style, runt!! You have the capital so full Yolo on Green!! Or get out and take the honorary teddy bear with you. |
| I cannot believe my eyes. OPEN is on the fooking board… top’s in |
| Damn man, how many packs of smokes did that ps5 cost? |
| There is a 0% chance that the majority of this sub can bench the bar |
| A fuckton less. |
| you sir should have read my DD done way before: [https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1m3byk6/alright\_regards\_buckle\_up\_weve\_open\_the\_door\_now/?sort=new](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1m3byk6/alright_regards_buckle_up_weve_open_the_door_now/?sort=new) |
| this is the way |
| Yeuh |
| Tesla puts |
| >game is said to be fixed by tomorow by dev team on X.\n\nPriced in, no? |