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| Downvote me. I keep mentioning my gamestore position |
| You guys think XRP is 💩 or 💰 |
| GET READY 2 DUMP IT |
| Regretting not swinging 🌽 puts again and scared about my nflx calls. |
| ATH tomorrow and 695 EOW. 700 next week |
| Don’t do it |
| repEAT? |
| whay did crypto tank 3% in one minute at 4pm est today? |
| Calls on constipation |
| Do not EAT the ass |
| Me too and I'm a ber |
| So how much is TSLA gunna gap up? |
| You mean just dump.... |
| Good luck |
| See ya |
| lol corn chart looks like a limp dick today. |
| + tropic thunder |
| Need 2 100 baggers to get even. |
| Oooh, is that threesome? |
| When santa rally? 🎅📈 |
| Buddy this is like 6-12 months old news..? |
| I just got done headed to gym! |
| #🤶🏻🤶🏽🍫🎅🏿 |
| 🌽 😭 |
| Crypto bros sure are sensitive in the comments. At least us stock losers can take some teasing |
| Maybe |
| $BBC |
| The only time my butthole is open is when I shit |
| Have you ever used their software? Shit sucks |
| Spy or spx cameras? |
| Sell |
| If nvda is not green i will have a shitty start into thr week and smoke a cig. |
| It's called swallowing. Your friends say you are good at that? |
| Oh no I haven't made <checks notes> 0% this year |
| Not everything is politics |
| PATH to success is UIPATH |
| It stands for Only France! \n\nBut in all seriousness, change the age father. |
| "crypto president" narrative is over. back to 50k, which is the price before he won |
| i honestly had buttcum hitting 97k before continuing to crash. oh well\n\n34k |
| When the line goes the wrong direction that’s manipulation |
| weird cunt ngl |
| Futures open flat always and btc crater to 85k |
| It's 2025. Guard your butthole |
| My moves tomorrow are to submit my claim for weekly unemployment benefits which I will subsequently use to gamble |
| giga manipulation |
| Orange juice futures, they made a whole movie about trading them |
| Shut up stop making sceneries in ur head freak |
| Cvna |
| 🎻 |
| time to have some real regarded week last week was flaccid |
| Ceiling or floor fans? That's random for sure |
| OD'd on berry crunch. Send halp |
| Inverse yourself. It doesn’t hurt and you need less beer. |
| You were there for tulips 🌷? |
| The fact the admin is trying so hard to pump btc and crypto tells me all I need to know about it's usefulness long term |
| Stop being a 🐕\n\nThat's how |
| Some of the most bearish 🌽price action I’ve ever seen. Reminds me of the start to a complete collapse |
| So much protein, it’s about to fold. |
| Also water. 300W GPU needs 300W of electricity and cooling. |
| Costco has some really good granola with cashews and coconut.. I can eat that shit by the truck load |
| Not a coincidence that futes and futility sound the same ... |
| I can only hope to honor your sacrifice with due rectitude. |
| Buttcorn doing its pump and dump |
| Why would you want to exit it ? I will suggest to buy on dip . They just cut 30% on metaverse . Going forward they will beat er . I think you should buy as much as you can |
| Bart Simpson bouncing |
| Damn bro, let me know if you need any help with all bitches you will be swimming in. Congrats sir |
| This 100%. I've never worked anywhere in my IT career that didn't replace hardware every 3yrs and retired them. This 6yr extension is yo do one thing and that's to inflat earnings |
| Imagine thinking corn is ever going to six figures again |
| Bye |
| Try chilled. |
| Ill give it one last chance. But agreed, if it doesnt budge in the next rally its getting thrown overboard. |
| Crypto narrative died in October . No BTC reserve ever. MSTR will be forced to sell eventually, which will lead to more selling and chain reaction. |
| Just ate 1lb of granola \n\nWtf is going on in my life? |
| We're still using a100s from five years ago. |
| On a three year lifespan, yes. On an 8-10 year lifespan, no. That would be a primary cause of failure for a card that's been running at 100% for 8 years. I really don't think you could even make it to 8 years. |
| nah, this is an accounting trick. I think Patrick Boyle explained in one of his videos.\n\nEdit: good explanation https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/s/eptPGwhSFE |
| Corn has been dumping well below ATH while SPY/QQQ are basically at ATH. Let's continue until the scam fake internet money is worthless and SPY is a million per share |
| Bet on Packers to go all the way. 8.5x payout. |
| It's on menopause |
| All the "BTC pumping" comments as predicted age horribly |
| How the fuck do you chug a beer? That shit burns my throat |
| Just curious, to the morons adding this into the S&P, did they not see the CCC bond rating from the Credit Rating Agencies.\n\nImagine adding a company to the index with such a shitty credit rating. |
| 🫡 |
| lol refresh screen |
| 101 was my entry price, been holding since late october |
| I made 389 dollars last night betting on UFC. Got 530 in my Robinhood play account, what calls shall we buy? |
| Every crypto bounce gets killed, short the bounces shit gonna keep crashing |
| I hope the orange man gets computer time, or J Powell farts at the wrong time so Vix pumps. |
| Need to get my money up this week. I know JPOW got me tho |
| I’m mad horny bro |
| It's partially that at that scale, the efficiency gain makes it worth it when combined with other factors.\n\nSome other factors that play into it:\n\n- Having the latest tech shows your customers you're at the leading edge, leading to more sales (think of real estate agents leasing new cars all the time to impress customers on house tours)\n\n- Security features and other features built into newer models\n\n- Technology capability and compatibility. Some new tech unlocks new methods of computing. |
| !remindme 5 days |
| I listen to Spotify at work all day. I’m an electrician and I’m left on my own a lot. I listen to allot of music and podcasts |
| Never trust a sunday dump or pump 🤣 |
| Nbis watch it bounce to 105 |
| Broadcom calls\nFull port calls\nMargin calls\nCALLS |
| I don't like your tone. Get out of my office. |
| Too many gey bers to count |
| I told you this would be a good one 😂 |
| Is everything related to gaming kind of gay? |
| Did something happen? Or is crapto being crap? |
| Poor, poor you. |
| Sigh… looks like.. ANOTHER GREEN WEEK!!!!!! 🐸 |
| That's the spirit! Ten minutes of milking then POW |
| 164,366 mins of Spotify in 2025. I need a real job. |
| I just told you, in black and white. Everything from wiring up panels on my own, receptacles, lights, lift training, relays etc. I’m now knowledgeable and able now which allows me to do tasks in which the company bills for therefore because I am more proficient in these tasks, I do things quicker and without the need of someone teaching me therefore increasing productivity. |
| AMPX about to go ballistic.\n\nWhy? Because I sold covered calls of course 💀 |
| The reliably of the BTC bart pattern should be studied by academics as evidence against the efficient market hypothesis. |
| If it’s not 84k cashapp me 5k |
| Might buy back in after rate decision this week |
| Nice record |
| Lol, fml \n \nStill time though, little man |
| CarMax is 5.8B\n\nCarvana is about to hit 100 |
| 1. According to the Steam hardware survey, more people are running the GTX 1080(non-TI) than the RTX 3090 or the RTX 5090.\n\n2. Most people that had the budget to buy a 1080 TI will have upgraded by now. And not everyone likes to go to the hassle to sell used GPUs. A lot of us just stick them in the basement as a backup.\n\nI still have a GTX 1070 that still works fine, that I continuously used until 2 years ago when I upgraded to a 4090. And I used that thing for heavy usage like crypto mining, AND the card hard lousy cooling(ran at 83 C under load with 95 C hot spot). My brother has a GTX 1070 that still works. |
| What was your entry price? |
| I can milk anything with bols. |
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| I’m buying KODK 10 dollar and 7.5 dollar calls expiring in April. Why you ask? Because I have a feeling the pharma pivot is going to do well. I also think the algos will pick up on them netting a Billion from selling their pension fund and being cash positive. I also think the fed rate cut will throw additional upward pressure. Most importantly I decided to throw money at something where I can afford to buy the options. If I am right I win big. Buying tech short term options are expensive and the rewards are small. I can buy lots of these options and it can change my life if I am right. I may just quit Wendy’s this year. |
| Nah, the hyperscalers make way more money off their hardware than you think. That hardware is paid off long before 5 years. The challenge will be if the current customers infinite investment money tap turns off, then the hyperscalers might not have enough paying customers to keep that hardware busy and generating money. They could still fall back to selling SaaS on top of the hardware, but that isn't "free money", and its a bit harder.\n\nBut for now, the hyperscalers are definitely making a return on their hardware investment. |
| he right again https://old.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1pf6h85/weekend_discussion_thread_for_the_weekend_of/nssrbeu/?context=3\n\nno need need to sweat it. will be 84k by monday morning |
| Actually, you are right. Something something Dunning-Kruger effect. |
| why is 🌽 so dramatic? |
| Long term I think the opposite. They have no revenue streams outside Facebook and Insta. All the other ventures, Oculus, AR, Metaverse (lol), Meta AI, etc, are rounding errors. The actual business is advertising through Insta and Facebook. Of course they're by the by far the No 1 and 2 social media apps in the world, but it puts them at a huge disadvantage compared to the rest of big tech, i.e the platform owners, Google, Apple, Msft, etc.\n\nWhen the entire business is an app on the app store, that's a huge vulnerability. First of all the moat isn't very deep, people could migrate to other platforms and on many markets we already see this, secondly they are at the mercy of Apple and Google. Tim cook could wake up and decide to add some new privacy rule to iOS and kill Meta overnight. (He won't, at least not that extreme, but in essence he could.)\n\nAt the foundation, they're more in the same category as the sort of "small-tech", a.k.a "app companies" rather than big tech, i.e companies where the whole business is an app. Think spotify, snap, uber, whatever. But they hang with the big boys in terms of revenue and size, simply because of their popularity.\n\nThat's why they're so desperate to find the "next big thing", where they will be the platform owners, they're jealous of Apple and Google etc, so they're looking for their "iPhone moment" where they will create the next internet. They tried the metaverse, flopped, change direction to the "AR-verse", a bit more promising but probably gonna flop, new direction again to try to be an AI company, but they're still far behind.\n\nIn essence they have a really good revenue stream right now through Fb/insta, but long-term they feel volnurable and directionless. |
| $CAPR |
| "Buttcoin is a store of value. Very stable. Very reliable. Buy and hodl. Swearzies" |
| it's amazing how consistent the BTC bart pattern is. it's the only technical analysis that works. all other patterns fail. |
| If you don’t need the cash leave it, or I think hold until it shows weakness in next rally. |
| His mom is busy with me right now, I'll let her know that you're next. |
| I can't read, what does that mean? |
| [A lil late to the party, butt welcome none-the-less.](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1pf6h85/comment/nssh069/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button) |
| It’s a dead horse it’s been priced in for so long |
| NBIS ONTS |
| Weekend finally over 🤌 |
| Maybe they mean the locked stuff if you're in the ad plan? |
| short $MANU they fucking stink |
| 100% bro |
| and It's gone. btc dumped on sunday as expected. futures open flat btc back to 85k |
| How many men did you bang in jail? |
| 250 amzn 2027 is free money imo |
| **Ban Bet Created:** **/u/TeslaLeafBlower** bet **TSLA** goes from **454.65** to **490.0** before **08-Dec-2025 04:11 PM EST**\n\nTheir record is 2 wins and 172 losses.\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| Why are people saying the BOJ raising rates is gonna crash the market again, if everybody already knows that, then its priced in |
| !banbet TSLA 490 23h |
| i dont get why it can never hold anything |
| good job |
| Hoping my NFLX and SoFi calls go in the money. I just bought a 2023 Tudor Black Bay though, my grail watch. |
| Contemplating selling NBIS because its so bad now but when it was at 130 i loved seeing i was up 25k smh |
| 8====D |
| Why |
| I heard this is the line for the circle jerk? 👀 |
| buttcoin still trading like as meme. Love to see it. |
| Im pretty sure that the number of pads being replaced solely due to TIM degradation/failure is pretty low |
| Good for you 😉 |
| #I have come to the decision that I will no longer participate in this particular community within Reddit |
| I guess where the math ain't mathing for me is if the latest GPUs are in tight supply, how is everyone going to replace all the capacity of every data center? \n\nI would think having a slightly less efficient system you've already paid for is better than not having the best around. So upgrade what you can but squeeze every last bit of juice out of what you've got. |
| That’s why they are poor |
| ….We still opening green right? |
| I notice poors are 10x worse. The ones with real wealth are much more humble. |
| Nah huh! I'm smorts for realz! Don't diss my smorts fren! |
| The end. |
| I like the fact that Nvidia can give you the old gen for free and still won't be profitable 🤣🤣 |
| No. |
| That is some retard shit you done posted there massa |
| $AMZN needs a change in management.\n\nFocus on aws and ads ans not low margin retail.\n\nLower debt levels + introduce big buybacks to follow $GOOGL |
| 2 things can be true at once. |
| The impact of power density is really just a question of cooling. If these GPUs are constantly fluctuating from 40 to 95 C, that's likely to cause failures. If they are running much cooler like peak of 70 C, that's much less likely to cause failures |
| Your puts might still play out but you'll see red before it happens |
| Ok |
| Sold my 220 strike jan 2027. |
| #Not enough pp action\n\n#YRU ghey |
| A new boyfriend? |
| Corn doing another perfect Bart formation to liquidate shorts and longs. It's really funny how blatant the cartel is being lately. |
| You mean $amzn |
| You just described every human, regardless of their financial status. |
| That would be insane |
| Something about Aristotle and knowing that he knows nothing |
| ASTS again |
| Cool here some more of my favourites you might enjoy(some unrelated genres)\n\ngoodfellas\n\nblow\n\nTraining day\n\na bronx tale\n\nstep brothers\n\nterminator \n\nrobocop\n\nshawshank redemption\n\nthe business |
| MCK |
| I heard that ber likes to watch? |
| He has spy cameras installed in your house bro |
| What strikes you sold out of?\n\nStocks been horrible.\n\nManagement need to be changed...\n\nNeed to follow $GOOGL foot steps |
| i wonder how often you could balance transfer this out before having to commit sudoku |
| Looks like you still have a chance |
| They just think they know everyone, “no way he had aspirations that don’t align with everyone else’s” |
| Many of them don't even how the power capacity to utilize the new GPUs they purchased. This implies 1 or more of the following:\n\n1. Because new GPUs are not entering service, their depreciation schedule is not starting, even though depreciation of computer hardware has more to do with technological advancement/obsolescence than wear & tear. So its sitting in storage, sitting on the balance sheet as property, plant, and equipment, without any expense being recorded(cash & cash equivalents just became PPE.)\n\n2. They might be taking older GPUs out of service, in order to prioritize deployment of newer, more powerful & efficient GPUs with higher demand that they can rent out for a higher price.\n\nIf 1 is true, then GAAP is producing misleading results, because there is no depreciation expense recorded on these undeployed GPUs, even though they are losing value over time.\n\nIf 2 is true, then the 5-6 year depreciation schedule is inaccurate. |
| 🌽 such a POS |
| Oh am I incorrect? |
| 👏👏👏 |
| Raiders D going to feast in the playoffs, nobody's going to want to play them |
| Dammmmmm |
| i knew satya has my back |
| It's rest of business would sink big time lol. \n\nLow margin retail & ads.\n\nAws holding the stock together\n\n\nDilution need to stop though |
| Why |
| tell that to AWS's 8000 gen intel chips... |
| https://www.coverd.us/ allows you to gamble on your credit card debt.\n\nYou can double gamble by using this debt to buy 0TDE and then gamble on if you'll pay back that debt.\n\nAmazing |
| Sorry boys, I put corn in the Sunday soup and just had to give a bunch of it back to mother earth. |
| What now |
| You saying “remind me” marked the literal top |
| Do you think they will? I sold my LEAP because it was showing some weakness |
| Ight lol, we’ll see on Monday, maybe I’m a regard, I’m still up 60% this year and I’m not a gambling addict, I think I’m doing alright. |
| Saloon burgers are turkey?\n\nWhat kind of place doesn't have beef hamburgers? |
| I bought rbrk on Friday |
| No they’re trapping bulls before 60k |
| Cingular bought AT&T, actually. |
| Amzn really need to do buybacks like 50b asap |
| More bulls gon get wrecked |
| Oh yes you are. Because you don’t know its thermal paste. Is it paste or the sensor or the mechanical connection? You could have an engineer looking at that card 3-5 times in a month because it keeps failing and meanwhile customers are pissed because their training runs keep crashing with “Error: 0” and they don’t know why because their code works perfectly on other instances. And not to mention, how do you know those overheating issues didn’t break something else? And you have 200,000 cards like this and they’re showing a 3% failure rate and its climbing. \n\nHyperscalers don’t repair 3-5 year old cards, much less an 8 year old card. They replace. |
| Went into this weekend with some good old 48.5 nvo calls |
| My point is the hardware ISN’T paid off. I’m not arguing DRaaS or redundancy on the software side, to your point. Which I agree with. \n\nThe cost of a GPU isn’t covered in a 5 year contract life on today’s market rates. Period. That is an issue if they don’t last longer than 5 years. That is a problem, a big one for CoreWeave, OpenAI, NVIDIA, and the traditional hyperscalers |
| It’s not even a $500 card in 6 years. You can get 8x ampere rack mount* servers for $6k rn. |
| copilot here, u want to suck pp |
| Why do poors always think they are smart and entitled? |
| The AutoMod below your comment said it better than I ever could! \n\n🤣🍿 |
| AMZN needs to spin off AWS already. Like imagine NVDA came with TGT bolted on to every share |
| Because thats their usefull life. \nGoogle still uses their 8y old tpus. Its not like they just choose to extend it because they wanted to boost earnings. Its because their lifetime simply is longer. |
| Look like it |
| Yes. |
| Right there with u buddy |
| YouTube music revanced. |
| Jensen also claims to want an annual product cycle. So that won’t help be doing anyone any competitive edge favors. |
| Batman |
| If GPT-5.2 is really that good, it should know what I want before I ask for it. |
| Why pump |
| Preceding? |
| There is a huge economic restructuring ongoing |
| maybe when prices are higher they sell less and thus negating an increase in profit? or maybe stock is under-priced ... who knows! |
| are these hedgies just shorting btc at 91 and pumping at 89 for infinite money? |
| How heavy are the bags? |
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| Okay, it pumped to the near mid 400’s, I could see it opening low, or selling off in open, and then heading back up if support prevails. But this is high risk, thus I’m not participating, say whatever fancy word you want, I’m assuming it’ll go down then maybe go back up. |
| what do we think of nbis this week? |
| You arent supposed to let the script writers know you know their tricks. |
| Lycos |
| I know that sentient animals shouldn’t be treated as a commodity |
| But u c we don’t do shit about it cuz it’s too convenient to just leave the cash in there. They r milking us and we say yes plz 😭 |
| Just pumped by your mom. \n\nWait pause ,... |
| Ok, but how are you doing that? You need to point to specifics not just number of hours. |
| upvote ... |
| Oh You are so smart Mr. Billionaire. |
| Another week of thawing patties\n\n🍔🍟🫡 \n\nIt's my honor, SIR |
| Can we stop with this time change shit? I’m over it getting dark this early |
| Legalized gambling classified more in line with “tradings and investments” |
| That 10% gain was from the S&P 500 inclusion announcement it happened right after hours. |
| That's not a gap-down my dude\n\nYou're missing the point entirely it seems like |
| 1 week for nvidia to reach 190 for 15k. should be easy right guys |
| I got em plus 6.5 |
| It's amazing how dumb your average WSBer is. I used to think it was a joke people played into. Nope. |
| There's not an idle gpu on the planet aside from the ones that can't get electricity but yeah the depreciation schedule is the problem |
| i cant believe jpow was actually saying good things about 🌽 to that cnbc elf |
| Hell yeah! |
| GOOG gonna pump. When was the last time you were pumped? |
| That would be nice |
| Corn doing another perfect Bart formation to liquidate shorts and longs. It's really funny how blatant the cartel is being lately. |
| Damn, that would be amazing. |
| **IMPORTANT DO NOT SKIP**\n\nWe need to administer [this test](https://youtube.com/shorts/Y4ohOSkY168?si=a3_6VS5axjIrkHop) on the whole sub. Immediately |
| spa day and a hand made card of her enjoying spa day |
| int main()\n{\n std::cout << "No, what makes you say that?!";\n return 0;\n} |
| Yes, I don’t want to go paragraph guy, but I could see at least open having a sell off, I can see it going back up, but I’m not betting any horses on this race. Idk, I’m not a genius, just from my experience and studies, it’d be very likely to see at least an initial pb from the ah Friday pump.\n\nEdit: from Friday ah. |
| now?? |
| Puhdumping |
| I give ya a week |
| Keep believing its a myth bro |
| You are probably right |
| It's cheap for a reason. |
| Not a lot of 1080tis still running. There are some, but a lot of them had thermal issues and vram failures. The manufacturing processes haven’t changed that much in this regard — we should expect the same from this generation. \n\nIf they never failed, they would find a way to use them. But as the failure rates climb, they’ll replace them. Hyperscalers aren’t going to repair. |
| There are finite lifetimes for these chips, based on degradation of the transistors over time. E.g. Electromigration and HCI (Hot Carrier Injection). The hotter they run the components, the faster they will fail, and failure rate is a highly exponential function w.r.t. temperature. Most data center products are designed for 10 year lifetime, but if they get heavy utilization replacement will be necessary sooner. |
| Believe it or not, failure rate doesn't matter if your software is designed right. That's why AWS can run their own services on older hardware: they've designed the software such that a malicious person could go into the data center with a sledge hammer and literally start smashing up a rack here and a rack there and the service will stay online and won't lose any data, because everything is replicated and distributed across many, many pieces of hardware.\n\nWhen you have old hardware you just run say 1000 copies of the application replicated across 1000 of the older server generation. If one or two of these old pieces of hardware fail per day, or even if 25% of them all failed all at once, who cares? That hardware was already paid off, you got your return on the cost of the hardware anyway, and you were just making extra free money off that piece of hardware.\n\nIn short, these hyperscalers design for failure, and the failure rate that they can tolerate is much, much higher than you probably think it is. |
| nice work bro you ruined it |
| Yes, place your whole $2000, that'll show the Mag7 CEOs! |
| Bears are delusional now |
| bigly |
| $400 gift cert |
| Corn dumping all it's morning pump, so SPY 684 at open? |
| So it'll be up $25 is what you're saying? Because that's not a gap down 😂\n\nOr are you saying $15 down from Friday's closing price |
| I will inspect it when it’s inside me |
| Again |
| As long as I can afford ram, slap a 7090 RTX in my rig, and watch Nvidia run laps around everyone with cuda, I am not worried. The west is never trusting China silicon, the AI world still runs on green code, and nobody else is close to matching the stack. Still bullish on team green. |
| $AMZN will only rocket up if 40-50b of buy backs are announced. |
| Tariffs will hit hard this quarter |
| Lfg! 10% of my port! |
| next time, tell me how you really feel |
| I still have Russel2000 and Q longs open via CFD, down 4k. Should I sell them after the futures opening as soon as I see them going red? |
| You can preview mine anytime, big boi 💋 |
| Ever notice how euro poors are extra spicy on Sundays. It's because they don't have real friggen football |
| It’s not electricity. It’s lifespan. If you train on the GPUs and peg them at 100% for weeks and months on end, as /u/fredandlunchbox said, physics starts to take over and degrade the device. Think of it like the rusting process. \n\nIn the non-GPU world, data center hardware sold by commodity vendors like Dell, HPE, etc would come with contracted enterprise support and warranties for roughly 2 years. And that was for infra that you are just running databases, and app and web servers on.\n\nWhat companies currently appear to be doing is a stepped wedge adjustment procedure, where they start the GPUs off at extremely high loads (i.e. 90-100% running for 3-4 weeks at a time on >1 trillion + paramater training runs). A batch of your supply is segmented off for pure inference (serving user requests + inputs), and the other batches of your supply are older hardware. Basically after beating the *ish out of your GPU until it’s about to start degrading, they’ll rotate it down to a throttled inference-only workload that runs in a grid/array of other GPUs, each running at ~80-90% capacity and dynamically being moved off of the grid for cool down periods in a systematic manner. \n\nBut to be sure, in the recent past a GPU that’s being trained on constantly (or even used for crypto mining) will begin to degrade within the first year. \n\n\nFrom an investor perspective, blackwells are an extremely fast depreciating asset… it’s like you’re paying for a ferrari to drive you across the country as many times as possible before you dispose of it. The idea is that whatever models the blackwells are ultimately training have greater value than the GPU itself. Also, the overall infra of the cabling, racks, networking, etc. adds an operational capacity and scale for the firm (in essence betting that their data center investments will continue to be necessary at that scale for the foreseeable future. Lastly, the thing I’m looking at will be innovation in the networking space. It’s highly likely within the next 2-3 years we see a major revolution in data center networking with photonics-based networks that can integrate with existing hyper-converged infra investments, likely being deployed within ~5 years across tier 1 and 2 DCs. |
| MUnday before the earnings week! 🚀🚀🚀 |
| There is more fuel to go higher. |
| What type of crayons are your favorite to eat, I want more of your advice |
| This movie fucking sucks. Adam mckay is a hack whos idea of satire is clubbing the audience over the head with a brick. he's so untalented as a writer that he doesnt even attempt to deliver the explanations about what caused the GFC to the audience in an interesting way. instead he relies on those terrible celebrity cameos. it's not cute or clever. it's awful writing. the film acts like it's impossible to explain the concepts to an audience while keeping their attention, you're a writer, its your FUCKING JOB TO DO THAT! thats why youre making a fucking movie so nut the fuck up and WRITE a SCENE that delivers EXPOSITION in a natural and concise way dont have selena gomes look at the camera and read the wikipedia page for synthetic CDOs. if you're such a SHIT writer that you can't make a movie without using shortcuts like that then maybe you shouldn't have tried to make a movie about the global financial crisis and stuck to will ferrel reading 'i love lamp' |
| good suggestions. need to go back and rewatch some more |
| Hey Mods, can I get "permabull gigachad" as my flair? TYFYATTM! |
| Yup it will |
| Yall been following beef prices?\n\nSeems to be on the rise, yet Tyson and Hormel are around 10yr lows.\n\nThere might be a play here.... will need to do some research into this... unless someone here knows something already? |
| SPY has ruined the stock market |
| What? |
| I mean it ran up $40/sh, some are gonna cash in, some are gonna short, it’s probable to assume -$15/sh and then a later gap up after a tp. |
| By that argument you should never get a raise. I started at a low wage as I knew nothing. If I grow my skillset to the point where I can make value for the employer I feel I should be compensated for that. |
| #Too much pp talk today |
| Those poor people were obsessed with selling directv. Their jobs depended on it. |
| And lots of coke |
| AAPL AI division is GOOGL now |
| Congrats on posting this brace concept after it rebounded 15% |
| Hey how do you know? |
| It hasn't?\n\nThe node progression has slowed down but everything else is still going strong. |
| The Big Boxers |
| Bears have water bottles on all of their seats across the house |
| This guy >!fucks!< |
| Its AI division is affected. Oh wait, that's right. They don't have one. |
| I love the joy on their little faces when you buy them their first houses, outright, before they turn 25 |
| Nah. It was my weekly 8 gamer. Haven't hit one of those all year |
| I didnt, its one of my favourites, i specifically searched for it and watched it lol It was that or goodfellas or blow, and i watched those last week |
| Gonna pump it big next year into fall, then massive correction and pain. |
| ? Not sure what metrics you’re going off of but Moore’s law is still just as relevant as it was in the 60s |
| China Green |
| AAPL leadership changes means we gonna see real innovation again |
| Bitcoin is weak and a disappointment to the family, it should be cast aside and shot in the head |
| Bart Simpson head forming on 🌽. Mercury in retrograde. Can only mean its time to short the NASDAQ. |
| WTF is your problem? STFU |
| Damn so many shitco’s pumped last week. High risk and greed is back. We will be above 700 EOY |
| lol |
| Dd doesnt matter when everything goes up. If its red buy the dip if its green buy more. \n\nThis thing is never going down ever. |
| GPUs can last a decade easily. It's just that their performance becomes outdated. So in the case of hyperscalers, it becomes no longer worth the power/maintenance costs to keep them operational. |
| Who is S&P, and what happened to the previous 499 of them? 🤔 |
| Tyrone BBC |
| Send her to my house for spa treatment ;)\n\nI only charge you $150 |
| I only trust news if it criticizes israel. that is the only test. |
| Youre not throwing out a $40k GPU because the thermal paste is old. Obviously thats not the failure point on these lmao |
| Bols abondening the frontline |
| I wait all weekend to be disappointed all week 😢 |
| Lies |
| So many assumptions. Not enough introspection. No wonder you asking for advice on how to invest in your Roth. You working 15 hours for 130k. I made that last month. Mama raised a loser. 🤡 |
| Meta … Burns billions on the metaverse.\nRetard level of incompetence. |
| Watch out Ai coming for your jobs |
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| Poors saying “kids bring so much joy”. Ya its not like you can pack them up and send them back to Amazon. AMZN 300 |
| What about dirty asshole brown |
| Bout 200 bucks |
| Eventually when they pull the GPUs out of service they should write off their value. However, if they wanted to cook their books a little, they could just say they plan to eventually put them back into service when they have the power capacity, allowing them to avoid writing them off |
| Last week was so choppy whoever's leveraging it is going to give up the ghost 👻 |
| $200 aroma therapy spa gift card |
| How tf are you going to bring politics into a conversation over data center equipment accounting lmao |
| Enjoy that myth bro |
| My GF left me so she can focus on her career at Conabon |
| Dumping and then pumping |
| apld is my lover. |
| Yes, plebs offloading will DEFINITELY outweigh the **mandatory** buy volume for inclusion\n\nBig ol' brain on ya there 🤡 |
| Oh oh ooohhhh |
| $FROG |
| I think a nice latex gimp suit for you would be tasteful and thoughtful. |
| That's how Reuters began. With pigeons. |
| Anoos receiving bratwurst |
| A tungsten cube of course! |
| Ask jeeves |
| The floor is 82k. Any lower and DeFi effectively eats itself |
| $NVDA |
| $SLV pumping or dumping? |
| Breaking news: Netflix gets mistaken for Venezuelan fisherman |
| 120 EOY. The regards here prefer to yolo their money into 0DTE (insert shit here). Sensitive bunch about 🌽 these days for some reason. They're not greedy because they are fearful. |
| whats next master |
| Projection is a hell of drug. All this talking and it’s still not going to change the fact that you are a broke boy! That weed getting to your lil head too much. Put it down! |
| Gigolo |
| Heeyy, thats pretty good 👍 |
| I work at a FAANG. The nature of an "internal cloud" can mean it's rarely obvious what hardware your applications are running on. We see how many "vCores" and "memory" we're consuming at some level of abstraction, but that's it\n\nWhen I peek under the covers, I'm always amazed at what old piece of garbage is still in use (my garbage code deserves to run on something top of the line)\n\nI could have told you years ago the idea of cloud servers only having a 3 year lifespan was nonsense. |
| Chinese PP trap with foreskin |
| At 3-5 years its not, but at 8-10 years, its an issue. The cards will start failing and it won’t be obvious why. Thermal paste doesn’t last forever. |
| Brunch |
| I told y'all about VRT and MU last week. My weeklies on VRT made me like 50% in a day. |
| Very obsessed for a hater are your puts fucked? |
| Are you living under a rock? Uneducated take. What do you think is inside the plethora of massive data centers everyone seems so eager to build? Decade old technology? Ffs |
| Did she own five houses and a condo? |
| Not anymore squirt |
| Full port |
| Handmaiden’s cake |
| What’s a nice gift around 200 bucks for wife this Christmas that says thx for putting up with my farts another year |
| Theta from weekends and holidays are priced into the contract by market makers. What youll see is volatility |
| Sofi so fly? Not anymore |
| Reddit users all suffer from various degrees of TDS. It bleeds into everything else. |
| If you say so - I’ve seen the failure rate myself in a number of data centers. Hardware reliability on power densities never seen before is hardly apples to oranges. I’m sure your models say otherwise but seeing it personally tells me otherwise. Different opinions I guess. |
| What the helly. Bro does have a good ass tbf but you’re in the wrong place brother |
| Yeah I may get in with some LEAPS |
| Still up 1.3% on the day calm your tits |
| These will print. Good shit man |
| BREAKING: your PP queefs |
| Long live the S&P 500. Fuck your alt money. |
| I was in the middle of upgrading my phone and the salesperson went on a whole direcTV salespitch for like 45 minutes. \n\nI ended up switching carriers that day. |
| He'll push back his "send mom to a home" timeline by 5 years |
| High PE. People trying to save for Christmas presents. |
| Hoping it dumps to $35k |
| This is what Reddit assigned me |
| What were you betting on\n\nDay trading? |
| Touch my PP |
| Lots of talk of ghey anoos, stretched out ber, bol fuked, 🌽 fuked, spraying bowls, weekend futes ripping. That's all this sub is, a toxic shithole cesspool of regard basement dwellers. \n\n\nThank you for your attention to this matter |
| this is hilarious. I just started selling covered calls because I have been long since the bankruptcy scare. It's now my biggest position just on how much it has mooned. |
| Apld??? |
| oh shit |
| I'm loving life. You clearly are not. \n\nAgain, if you're asking which is a better place to work, CVS or Walmart, you're not winning at life lmfao.\n\nI'll continue working a total of 15 hours per week for a measly 130k. It's terrible. I wish I could sit behind a counter handing people ozempic and foot cream for 40 hours a week. It sounds really awesome and you seem really happy with your life. |
| 🥭 is assembling the axis to switch to a war economy and keep the pump going |
| GOOG so on fire |
| Large fonts and word word number accounts. |
| Did you get in? |
| I’m just a young dude with a big ass that needs his casino fix. Do not look at my page! It’s nsfw |
| How short should I go when futes open? |
| 17 year olds replaced ogs after gamestore nonsense |
| GOOGL 400 EOY |
| 40 is warm enough if youre moving around |
| Penis inspections start at 6 pm SHARP |
| Wrong strategy |
| a dumpy-boom-boom dowwnnn |
| 🌽 forming a Bart Simpson head |
| Why? |
| Can the CEO of SPY give us 700 this week? |
| Some dude posted some good dd on carvana |
| Glad I got rid of that bag of shit a while back |
| And they will make a movie about it in a few years. |
| Buy me dinner first 🫦 |
| What are you using now? |
| A 1% drop is a crash? Sheesh I need to smoke what your smokin |
| She's a bear in heat. |
| its fiiiiive o clock somewhereeee |
| Skill growth is the baseline expectation, not the criteria for a raise.\n\nReaching the point where you can do tasks independently is meeting the job requirements. |
| Every thread is. Always has been. |
| And when did they release that paper? The pace of hardware advancement has slammed to a crawl over the past 10 years |
| If tsler hits 500 I'll be one of the nouveau riche |
| Word word number bot. |
| Hey, \nI work for a low-voltage system integrator. We do fiber cabling, ICT racks , basically physical network infrastructure. Do you think it's a good idea to focus on Data Center Design? \nI am a draftsman. |
| This sub hates it now, be careful what you say. |
| I'm back from jail. Time to hit the casino! |
| honestly forgot how good the actual movie was |
| I had to post twice because your dumbass is that roast worthy. You went to look at my post history. Shouldn’t have done that when you know your history screams mediocrity in life you broke lil btch. Making more than me. Probably in next life you 🤡 😂 |
| Love a BTC Sunday flash crash. |
| !banbet |
| They don't know what they want. When you act mean and like you don't care then they like you, but don't know why. |
| What did I tell ya |
| !banbet |
| Feels like futes should be futin' already. Damn its getting dark early |
| Yup i just canceled my sub |
| I literally watched it 2 hours ago that why i clicked on the post lol |
| Weekend thread is just bots isn’t it |
| sssh cramer will hear you |
| How the fuck is CVNA $440 |
| #NVDA GANG Members checking in |
| Good I missed the buy chance this morning |
| Fuck sorry I thought I was texting ur mom |
| Nothing |
| Tomorrow |
| 220 probably |
| Suck me beautiful |
| Bitcoin - United States dollar -> `90684.50599` (1416.536 / 1.587%) |
| boom |
| !p x:btcusd |
| Short TSLA |
| Netflix will start a 24 hour news station that will rival FOX and CNBC. BUT it will actually be impartial and report actual news will real journalists. This will be the catalyst that saves our country and leads us into a golden age. |
| Go downvote some one else cry baby. I’m not calling it Community members. |
| 😂 |
| This sub sucks doesn't it? |
| Pretty sure there is always money in banana stand |
| Bears winning |
| Yeah, it should be $900 by now! |
| Who cares |
| KITT pump round 2 |
| Can you milk me Greg? |
| Actually we do know the physical toll on the GPU. These things can be simulated with a high degree of accuracy. Companies like ANSYS and Synopsys (which recently acquired ANSYS) specialize in creating tools that allow engineers to do exactly this. These simulations are then validated with real world testing. |
| I believe their parent company franks fluids might. |
| BITF up 15% tomorrow |
| Face down ass up. |
| over what time horizon? |
| In that universe there is probably global basic income |
| Why is there no decent DD anymore on WSB? |
| I'm definitely buying one when I visit my family for the holidays |
| All gas no brakes. 700 and 600 this week. |
| Better shares than weekly calls... |
| I know nothing about how this trading detail works, however I do understand exactly what OP explained. I will watch with popcorn, not going to speculate as it makes too much sense. |
| Very concern for Bul. May never recover |
| CVNA enters the chat |
| Anyone here otc trading? |
| Asts rippin |
| You say that as if these things are black magic. It’s not, hardware reliability is a well known field. So as an electrical engineer at a hyperscaler right now, yes we do know and there are teams of people whose full time job is to determine that. |
| Send pics |
| Fun-dumb-mentals |
| 🫦 |
| RDDT get back to the highs! |
| With 100k in Roth you still talking? Ya broke bum put the weed down and get out to go do something! Idk how you thought you wouldn’t get roasted with the life you live. It’s alright. Hopefully the social security check takes care of you. Btw Your worthless fat clown self replied to me so idk why you asking me why I am talking to you. It’s alright. With that smooth brain I understand why you would make that error 😂 |
| Will it be for one, two or three? |
| It is really good for long term, i doubt it will pass.\n\nBut the problem is that it will create huge debt and will not provide major growth engine for netflix. So you basicly paying for the survival of netflix in the long term so the market really dont like it.. no major EPS growth from this... |
| I’m at the point where I have significantly improved my skill set. I started off knowing nothing but now I’m at the point where I do panels up on my own now. |
| just remember, no matter what happens, the futes will be futing 💯 |
| Maybe, but in my personal opinion it’s gonna gap down after a 10% AH move, I know offloading is coming and volatility will be high. |
| Stfu I can’t even pronounce your username |
| I’m telling you when I was in my trip it told me to sell. Boys this is GFC bad. Long rope |
| Dr. Burry would call you retarded for doing anything with options - pre mortgage crisis he was a traditional value investor who didn’t want to time anything other than “likely sometime in the future”.\n\nAs per the ETF - how would you adapt a thesis that’s literally defined by not knowing when something is going to happen into a security that requires you to know when something is going to happen. \n\nNobody is selling artificially cheap insurance against a stock going down lol.\n\nI guess if you wanted to do anything you’d try and adapt Cornwall Capitals EBT to the market - but good luck - I don’t see a lot of potential in the one market literally everybody with a fucking ticker app on their phone is watching.\n\nPersonally - I hope to god this is a bubble and people go turbo cocaine bear on any company thats ever touched a fucking computer. \n\nPeople are going to be so doom and gloom a ton of companies I’ve wanted to invest in will get undervalued as collateral damage and I’ll be more than happy to help unburden twitchy idiots and hedge funds. |
| I bought 200 at $8 as a small spec play after an earnings and sold at $12 and never looked back lmao. Man that $1600 could have been worth over 80k today if I had just left it alone, but back then it was a meme stock and probably going to go bankrupt. I just wanted to make a few bucks trading it. FML |
| You’re all bots futures haven’t opened yet |
| Improvements in efficiency usually. \n\nBut last 10 years the multi-core growth has been so spectacular that it outpaced how much load could be put on the them. So chips can now stay relevant much longer than before. |
| That's why she left bro. 🤌\n\nWomen are on the phone all day long, if she wants to get back she will let you know. |
| Imagine nvda pull a Google and goes 2x in the span of three months. The key word is imagine |
| hello I'm here for my mammogram |
| Short Spotify. |
| deep OTM puts are fine as insurance, that's what I do .... dont mind losing a bit if it means i am protected against balck monday type of event |
| Oh. So you’re *dumb* dumb. |
| How the fuck is TSLA $455 |
| it will always work. its the fed we are talking about here. |
| Finally it’ll pop in a crescendo of illegal manipulation- this’ll be the next Hollywood WSB movie 😆 |
| See you tomorrow at night shift |
| Baby come back \n\nYou can blame it all on me\n\nI was wrong |
| 💯 |
| Its an interesting journey from "I'm going to trade options so I don't have to work anymore" \n\nTo\n\n"How can I find more work so I can keep trading options" |
| Spy dump tomorrow, proceeding china and Japan big dick contest? |
| Very sad day for Bul |
| Are you saying Alphabet, Amazon, Meta, and Microsoft are comparable to Enron? Interesting argument. |
| Ahah agreed |
| Maybe just stop putting them in your anoos? |
| Inherited privilege does many wonders. |
| Believe it or not, 687 |
| Don’t worry, the position was built long ago. Just thought y’all would enjoy |
| Why would it be inconceivable that they have improved longevity?\n\nDo you find it impossible that cooling components have made significant advances in the last 5 years? |
| Look man, you are going to make mistakes and learn from them...just limit them. I finally hit profitability this year after almost 4 years of trading and mostly failing after initial noob gains. I try to stay away from options, I might play long dated ones occasionally. I like cmg, fig, intc , mstr right now. But by no means do I recommend you to buy these, do your own research. This place is just for shitposting mostly, don't take it seriously here. |
| 😂 |
| 150 kW cabinets have not been around for a decade. No one knows the physical toll on the GPU. H100s have a meaningful failure rate and are only three years old |
| 💯 |
| 🤣🤣🤣 |
| Did you just fucking double post? You're thinking about this interaction that much? Why are you still talking to me? You'd think someone so rich would have better things to do. Slow day working the weekend at CVS?\n\nIf your job consists of passing things through a drive through window, you don't get to look down on anyone.\n\nEnjoy your miserable life. ✌🏻 |
| Not a done deal. Still needs regulators' approval |
| I like Q4 2025/Q1 2027 for this “obsolete” time frame |
| NVDA to 400 |
| There's a ton of suppliers that are just a few years away from leading edge performance. \n\nNvidia will make a super expensive flagship, and everyone and their mom will have a new chip as good as nvidias 2 years ago for a specific use case at dirt cheap prices.\n\nThe play is going to be like nebius or coreweave that are just a pile of rented hardware. |
| Revenge trade my losses from Friday, as usual |
| So are you going to go to your boss and be like I deserve a raise because "I feel like I'm at that point where I should get one"? No. You need an actual reason. Im trying to help you here |
| lol yeah... sigh.. |
| Dump into FOMC, then flat and then Santa rally |
| It basically means „We‘ll pay you back on the next paycheck, we promise… 🤞“ |
| Nvda I lost all hope with you |
| Thoughts on MSFT puts or adjusting Bury’s thesis to $SMH ETF? |
| Fail, casino requires o🅱️en ANOOS |
| *than |
| Missionary |
| Still just gambling to try and make a come back |
| mid 2025?!! damn you sure are a diamond hands long dicked stud... |
| Just bought some more 👍 |
| Who’s gonna tell him? |
| fuck dilution fuck sofi. have a nice day. |
| Your last post was not dialogue. It was a whole bunch of my dick is bigger and I'm right. |
| How do I long the bargain marketplace ? |
| NVDA 300 |
| Just say it, u will get out at $300K between your positions (bc it’ll reach $500/share by Friday) |
| I hope so especially with the potential rate cut and if it does goes up how much u think it can within Jan or Feb |
| You gambling on SPX 0DTE too? |
| I'll fuckin do it |
| TE 10$ |
| I’ve just been doing what I’ve read in these threads on Sunday and it’s been going well for me so far, I believe in us |
| Cheers, thanks for the notice |
| Both within an hour Wednesday |
| Pretty sure the issue isnt thermal paste |
| What cloud sells to customers and what cloud/AI/tech uses internally are two different things |
| Pinned to 180 into March brosef |
| Maybe Enron knew what it was talking about |
| Corn fadin |
| I bought, too. You're doomed. |
| 100% serious |
| Just sell and buy t bills for a lil while |
| NBIS ORCL NLR |
| So many people say CVNA is a scam company, that they're cooking the books, yet, the CEO of the S&P500, Mr. Ivan Spy, is including it into the index. \n\nDo we listen to a bunch of broke regards on WSB or a rich guy? You decide. |
| Why you talking about feelings on this sub, are you a regard? |
| I’m non union. Hours still do matter but yeah it has to do with how good you are. But I feel like I’m at that point where I should get one |
| Also starring Jeremy Strong |
| That was the field where we fatten stock for slaughter \n\nCheers, The Farmer |
| Just position in general |
| Might as well ask the bot for a recipe ofcarrot cake. |
| You know. 😏 |
| ? I’m a 17 year old please don’t disrespect just asking questions |
| Believe it or not, puts |
| Hope Netflix has a pop this week. |
| I gave Gemini a screenshot of my open credit spreads and asked how screwed I was. Apparently I am 3/10 screwed. |
| Energy demands + physics |
| Hear me out: Imma start selling wsb chastity belts.\n\nThey will be designed to keep smol 🅿️🅿️ gang (the ber) out of the bol anoos. But they will be designed to fail if the wearer is a retard permabol. 😈 |
| If I wasn't addicted to sports, I would be the calmest person in the world fr |
| 106 🤌 |
| Meh it was $200 🤷♂️ |
| Huge pump into FOMC |
| Not sure why but I bought 470 shares of NFLX at $102\n\nIt can’t go down forever right |
| That’s because there was a bias towards S&P inclusion. I’m talking about next two weeks. People will pile on short dated puts, then get destroyed. Just my hunch |
| Want me to jerk for you too? |
| 693 or 675 |
| 10X or nothing, my investing motto |
| Same |
| #APLD GANG Members checking in |
| A position in what? |
| SNoW DIP WILL KEEP DIPPING |
| Did you win the parlay? |
| Thats exactly how it happened |
| RYTHM IS A DANCER 🕺 🪩 |
| Man I love money |
| Gotta short the triple A tranches of ai bonds. |
| My fear is we may be waiting some time. |
| GOOGL 300 |
| The bubble popping is suspended for the next 2 years. Calls on DOD contractors and rare earth mineral miner companies. |
| AAPL 300 |
| So calls on Nvidia |
| missing the weekend thread |
| META reach 700 EOW and my life is yours Zuckerberg! |
| "the old country", you think Europe is one big country? And you managed to spend "a few days" in fucking Belgium, a country so boring I genuinely don't remember whether I have been there or I am confusing it with part of Holland?\n\nLet me guess, you live in one of the less exciting small towns in Minnesota |
| 🌽 100k this week |
| Futes ripping, Bear r fuk ... again |
| 500, 700and 200 to round it up. Ok u got this |
| I sell CSPs to farm weekend theta |
| I'm Rick James, bitch! |
| Google already announced it's new TPU chips. It's probably only going to get worse. |
| Electricity. Nothing else. If there's a GPU that's 40% faster at the same wattage than what you're running you either upgrade or become unprofitable(-er). \n\nBefore this ai thing, Google released a paper that after about 3 years it's cheaper to upgrade hardware than to keep it running. GPUs are no different. \n\nBusiness WILL have to upgrade unless all the GPU makers decide to stop making better GPUs. |
| Depreciating over three years increases the expense on the financial statement. Compare to 5 years.\n\n$500,000 / 3 =$166,666.67 \n\n$500,000 / 5 =$100,000.00. \n\nThis is an example. That extra $66,666.67 reduces net income and the profits. \n\nIf companies extend the depreciation schedule (aka useful life) then their GAAP net income increases, and it looks like they’re making more in profit.\n\nSame amount of money tho, just accounting dark arts |
| futes still closed, he got you bro |
| AAPL about to melt up again |
| Bro lives 90 minutes ahead of time 😂 |
| I did in my parlay. Never bet the moneyline on single game bets |
| Are you serious? Or you /s |
| hyperreader extended the useful life of their newspaper to two weeks |
| i don't have that kinda money |
| Where can u see |
| Reddit users think hyperscalers arbitrarily chose 5-6 years just to juice earnings. They never stopped to think that maybe, just MAYBE, the companies that have been building data centers for over a decade might know more about data center equipment than they do |
| That's interesting. I tried making money off of calls from a prior inclusion a couple years ago, and the price never pumped after the initial announcement. \n\nI assumed they had ways to keep the price down, but having funds frontrun and sell into the forced buying makes more sense. |
| swamp ass and fritos. mmmmmm |
| Already starting its decline |
| Take your pick… |
| So good |
| lol, I’ve had a position since mid 2025. Just thought others would enjoy given the nature of the subreddit |
| Not many I saw. We did really enjoy Poland and Prague. France and Germany were very disappointing. Spain was ok but very dirty. We decided to retire in the States. Was a wonderful trip |
| Nano spy |
| futes futing |
| #Imagine not being autistic as fuck.\n>\n#🧐🤌 |
| Open the casino |
| You’d think with the amount of times I’ve woken up Monday morning and saw a random +8 percent on TSLA that I’d get one when I need it… we’ll see |
| Don't think buying calls or puts over the weekend makes sense due to theta crush on Monday, but I keep doing it anyways. |
| Same moves as every week, Pinky...\nTrying not to get fucked by a bear. |
| How do I short this stock? lol |
| I think I saw your post but went with puts on Friday. Not because I didn't believe you and others that were saying CVNA will end up i SnP. , but because I deeply hate this stock for it's scammy practices . I have no idea why I haven't even gone with straddle.I would end up in green on Monday.\n\nEither way, the lesson learned ...hating the stock is no different than "I just like the stock " |
| Calls on Ford explorer! |
| Bing’ |
| surely the answer is calls |
| Not entirely sure how the need for faster gpus NOW, and lets use a 6 year old gpu adds up, but I am sure they have a plan. maybe. |
| Red is a Christmas colour. But so is green 🤔 |
| Ouch my feelings. I’m very fragile. If I wasn’t up 200+ percent for the year, I would probably cry |
| META 700 pls |
| How do you know this? |
| 500cc for sure. But the cc doesn’t stand for cash collateral I’ll tell you what. |
| BMNR because Ethereum is about to pop baby |
| I mean is there any reason to be red before Christmas🤩 |
| As equipment ages, its failure rate increases. Also, newer tech is more powerful and power efficient. After a few years, it becomes cheaper to replace old equipment in favor of new, based on power consumption alone, not to mention the increased compute capacity of newer servers. |
| ⣿ ⣿ ⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⠛⢉⢉⠉⠉⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⠠⡰⣕⣗⣷⣧⣀⣅⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃⣠⣳⣟⣿⣿⣷⣿⡿⣜⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠁⠄⣳⢷⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣝⠖⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃⠄⢢⡹⣿⢷⣯⢿⢷⡫⣗⠍⢰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⡏⢀⢄⠤⣁⠋⠿⣗⣟⡯⡏⢎⠁⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⠄⢔⢕⣯⣿⣿⡲⡤⡄⡤⠄⡀⢠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⠇⠠⡳⣯⣿⣿⣾⢵⣫⢎⢎⠆⢀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⠄⢨⣫⣿⣿⡿⣿⣻⢎⡗⡕⡅⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⠄⢜⢾⣾⣿⣿⣟⣗⢯⡪⡳⡀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⠄⢸⢽⣿⣷⣿⣻⡮⡧⡳⡱⡁⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⠄⢜⢾⣾⣿⣿⣟⣗⢯⡪⡳⡀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⠄⢸⢽⣿⣷⣿⣻⡮⡧⡳⡱⡁⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⠄⢜⢾⣾⣿⣿⣟⣗⢯⡪⡳⡀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⠄⢸⢽⣿⣷⣿⣻⡮⡧⡳⡱⡁⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⠄⢜⢾⣾⣿⣿⣟⣗⢯⡪⡳⡀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⠄⢸⢽⣿⣷⣿⣻⡮⡧⡳⡱⡁⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⠄⢜⢾⣾⣿⣿⣟⣗⢯⡪⡳⡀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⠄⢸⢽⣿⣷⣿⣻⡮⡧⡳⡱⡁⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⠄⢜⢾⣾⣿⣿⣟⣗⢯⡪⡳⡀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⠄⢸⢽⣿⣷⣿⣻⡮⡧⡳⡱⡁⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⡄⢨⣻⣽⣿⣟⣿⣞⣗⡽⡸⡐⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⠄⢜⢾⣾⣿⣿⣟⣗⢯⡪⡳⡀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⠄⢸⢽⣿⣷⣿⣻⡮⡧⡳⡱⡁⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⠄⢜⢾⣾⣿⣿⣟⣗⢯⡪⡳⡀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⠄⢸⢽⣿⣷⣿⣻⡮⡧⡳⡱⡁⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⠄⢜⢾⣾⣿⣿⣟⣗⢯⡪⡳⡀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⠄⢸⢽⣿⣷⣿⣻⡮⡧⡳⡱⡁⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⠄⢸⢽⣿⣷⣿⣻⡮⡧⡳⡱⡁⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⠄⢜⢾⣾⣿⣿⣟⣗⢯⡪⡳⡀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⠄⢸⢽⣿⣷⣿⣻⡮⡧⡳⡱⡁⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⡇⢀⢗⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣞⡵⡣⣊⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⡀⡣⣗⣿⣿⣿⣿⣯⡯⡺⣼⠎⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣧⠐⡵⣻⣟⣿⣷⣟⣝⢞⡿⢹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆⢘⡺⣽⢿⣻⣿⣗⡷⣹⢩⢃⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⠄⠪⣯⣟⣿⢯⣿⣻⣜⢎⢆⠜⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆⠄⢣⣻⣽⣿⣿⣟⣾⡮⡺⡸⠸⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⡿⠛⠉⠁⠄⢕⡳⣽⡾⣿⢽⣯⡿⣮⢚⣅⠹⣿⣿⣿ ⡿⠋⠄⠄⠄⠄⢀⠒⠝⣞⢿⡿⣿⣽⢿⡽⣧⣳⡅⠌⠻⣿ |
| Last chance to buy highest, sell lowest |
| Well catching the knife is only bad if you get cut. And rate cuts is the only thing that matters. So calls |
| Okay, but how many Charizards do you have? |
| We can fix her. |
| Just write I am ghey next time |
| As a cincy native all ive ever known is pain |
| All in on $NBIS |
| u/TJMBeav I tried to warn ya bro! Bet on the money line.\n\n\n\nhttps://old.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1pf6h85/weekend_discussion_thread_for_the_weekend_of/nsrzh3k/ |
| GOOG to 330 please. |
| mommy is that you |
| ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢟⣯⣵⣿⣿⣷⣦⣭⣶⣶⣶⣶⣤⣀⠀⠀⠀ ⡇⠹⣿⣿⢯⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⡄⠀ ⡇⠶⢈⣵⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄ ⣣⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠟⣡⣿⣿⡟⣿⣿⡿⠟⠀ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠁⠀⢚⣹⣿⣿⠀⠀⣤⣤⡄⠀ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⠋⠁⢠⠀⠀⣼⣿⣿⣷⣿⡆⢻⡿⠀⠀ ⣿⣿⣿⡿⠟⠉⠀⠀⠖⠂⠀⠀⣶⠹⣿⣿⡿⠿⠃⡜⠁⠀⠀ ⠿⠛⣡⣴⣾⣿⣿⣿⣷⣄⠐⣼⣿⣷⣦⠀⠀⠰⠞⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆⢿⣿⡿⢃⣴⣦⣤⣀⠋⠀⣀⡤ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡷⣶⣯⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆⠀⠈⠁ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏⣿⣿⡏⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⠀⠀⠀ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠀⣿⣿⣀⣌⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡀⠀⠀ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠇⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⢈⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⢀⠀ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠀⠀⠈⠋⠁⠀⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⢸⡄ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃⠀⢸⣿⣿⠀⢰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠁⢸⡇ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠏⠀⠀⣼⣿⡏⠀⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⢸⣇ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠀⠠⠀⣿⡿⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⢸⣇ |
| I can't wait to to short this stock eventually... holy fuck how did this get added |
| I want a cigarette |
| You belong here |
| my banana stand has thermal paste and solder connections! |
| Pray and burn some incense |
| Just shilling or was there news I missed? |
| When it doesn't, they'll just edit the spreadsheet and add a few more zeros. Then make sure you save the file before closing.\n\n\nIt's all made up anyway. They don't even have to print the fake stuff anymore. |
| If you support free market capitalism, buy $NFLX stock. Can’t let the whiny Ellisons get any additional media companies. |
| Only a dozen and none of them Chump, kid |
| The funny thing here is that Nvidia need to keep selling their latest and greatest GPUS to keep the gravy train going and they do not run at 6 year release cycles.... Nvidia tend to bring out new hardware every 2 years or so.\n\nThere's no way in hell these current GPUS last beyond 3 years. |
| Most of my port is Tesla calls. We got this (probably) |
| Sounds like we are gonna celebrate 🥭day next year instead of MLK or Juneteenth...💀 |
| Margin Cock |
| Shorting AI right now is like shorting .com shit in 1996. |
| Yes they are literally forced to. That's why you see price pump before inclusion then fade/ dump into as funds frontrun this forced buying |
| Stop screaming dude |
| Despicable bots |
| Theres always more thermal paste in the banana stand. |
| I’ve been waitin for the roosters to come home and roost for years now. |
| I don’t think you know what catching a knife means |
| Crazy 4th Quarter. Damn Bills didn't cover... |
| NVDA gonna pump right ? |
| Thank god they run on Linux... |
| I’m going to welcome the casino with open arms, open legs and an open mouth 👄 |
| Depreciation essentially serves as a source of financing for replacement of obsolete/worn-and-torn equipment (by "reserving" a portion of the revenue). When they cannot depreciate it within 2 years in accounting (would hit their bottom line too much in costs), it means they may not have a financial plan, how to renew the HW as soon as it becomes outdated (where to get that money from). |
| Why do the bengals want to hurt me |
| I used to work at AWS. This is nothing new.\n\nAWS has been running hardware that was 5 years old for a long time. They run their own software on top of the older hardware and sell it as an expensive managed service. In fact, the internal teams building software services at AWS are often denied capacity to use the latest and greatest hardware. They are usually only allowed to run their services on the older hardware, until at least a year after the latest hardware launches.\n\nIt's the magic of cloud economics: you make lots of money up front renting the latest and greatest hardware directly to external customers, then after they move on to a newer hardware generation, you still make money by running premium software as a service on the older hardware.\n\nIn terms of the current AI landscape:\n\n1. They make money renting the very latest hardware to Anthropic, and OpenAI, and all their other big AI customers first\n\n2. Then when that hardware is getting older and their big money customers have moved on to newer hardware, they use that older hardware to run their own AI services that they sell to other smaller customers (Bedrock, Amazon Q / Kiro, Sagemaker, Transcribe, Polly, etc)\n\nAWS is making big money off this throughout the lifecycle of hardware. Definitely not a system to bet against... |
| The Tacoma aroma |
| Need TSLA 460, SPY 688 and NVDA near 190 at open |
| so many catalysts ahead for RKLB, so excited!!! |
| YOU’LL BE MARRIED IN A YEAR IN THE SUBURBS,\nWITH A KID ON THE WAY IN 3,\nCONVINCING YOURSELF YOUR LIVING THE AMERICAN DREAM,\nAND I’LL BE DANCING OUT IN CALIFORNIA\nTHE GUY WHO GOT 🌽 ALLLL WRONG,\nCONVINCING MYSELF THAT ONE DAY I’LL DUMP IT ALL GONE |
| Guys is there any realistic events that could happen which would make us go into bear market? What i see is that the current administration cares a lot about stocks so i feel like they will always catch the knife if it starts falling |
| Thats not how an inclusion works. Various funds (SPY, VOO ... etc) that track the S&P 500 are FORCED to buy CVNA stock to match their required allocation. And whats worse is most of the shares they buy get locked away and are not actively traded, meaning its a massive demand event that sucks out the supply and locks it up. This causes the remaining supply of shares to need higher and higher prices to be unlocked. |
| And to think all it took was a crippling gambling addiction |
| Where? The calls were literally 4x the price of puts on Friday for the 0dte |
| holy shit, new thread |
| Up .04% BEAR FUCKED |
| Official soft drink of Boco Haram |
| But will it gap up first? 🤔 |
| https://preview.redd.it/oe6l5mdxku5g1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a26a27ef96db6a478e3400d9ec6a628f15f0f5c6 |
| Only thing worse than losing $$$ is still paying taxes via tariffs |
| Yeah they scammed me |
| I believe it's all just an estimate, based on expected use etc. I'm not in any way technical, but have read some stuff on this like most others... Aren't the GPUs used in AI compute used very differently to how they're used in other data centres? |
| Bro you’re one year late |
| # OPEN THE CASINO |
| kill me |
| Do you guys think spy will be trapped in a tight range of +- a dollar or will it be even less? |
| Can’t believe I went from someone with major Sunday scaries, depression and anxiety to being someone who’s waiting for Mondays like it’s Christmas morning. |
| Sounds good. What to do? Buy calls in pre market? Help a broke guy make a Benjamins. |
| when nvidia figures out a way to extend the gpu's life to 20 years... |
| Oh reary |
| If we had any cool billionaires one would have bought Warner Brothers. |
| Degened this weekend and scooped up a quick $1100 playing PLO. Not bad for 4 hours. |
| Bengals fan is just constant pain for years and years with no relief. Ball crushing factory |
| 🌽 not dead and actually pumped couple K from todays low. Might be a decent Monday |
| My ports got a need a need to bleed 🩸 |
| Michael Burry responded to my craigslist ad looking for someone to mow my lawn. "$30 is $30", he said as he continued to mow what was clearly the wrong yard. My neighbor and I shouted at him but he was already wearing muffs. Focused dude. He attached a phone mount onto the handle of his push mower. I was able to sneak a peek and he was browsing Zillow listings in central Wyoming. He wouldn't stop cackling.\n\nThat is to say, Burry has his fingers in a lot of pies. He makes sure his name is in all the conversations.\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| Michael Burry when he realized the mag 7 are inflating their earnings by 1% |
| Europe is actually in mamy places better than Belgium |
| Let me tell you, "The Big Long" is an ENTIRELY different movie... |
| Last chance to buy 🌽 over 91k |
| ORCL ftw |
| I'm assuming this has an impact on their depreciation, but not entirely sure. Not just a number at that point. |
| Sending this out into the universe: NVDA will awaken this week and stop acting like a little bitch. \n\nBullish: |
| The entire reason they were able to short as hard as they did in 06 and 07 was because of insanely cheap (compared to the actual risk of default) and long horizon credit default swaps. They were paying like 200 basis points a year to insure junk bonds against default for 5+ years - that’s the most insane part. \n\nNobody talks about the dozens of firms who tried to short pre-08 but got the timing wrong and lost because they didn’t have access to Credit Default Swaps. Some people lost millions shorting housing builders in 06 because they knew the subprime loan to CDO engine was a scam - but the market stayed irrational longer than they stayed solvent. \n\nYou’re not going to find a way to cheaply short NVDA or any stock on a long horizon. Be my guest trying to find out your limits of solvency against a bubble though. |
| Hey, why not? |
| Your shorts big. |
| wtf, actually? |
| I thought the news about it being in the s&p 500 would boost the stock but you’re right, I’m gonna wait until it’s actually included. \n\nThanks for the advice and I’m a new trader so if you would like to inform me of some of the better plays you mentioned, I’ll give you 2 cigs and a handjob |
| Just like the USSR. Bureaucrats gonna bureaucrat. |
| Thermal paste, vram solder connections, and physics. |
| So puts when it hits 500. |
| rich, no, but has a lot more money. he had 35 options, if he had 3500 options he would be rich. |
| Signed up for an AI trading platform using an AI bot and it’s been trading litecoin over the weekend. Anybody use one of these platforms before? |
| POET calls ftw |
| Can confirm that the stripper’s boobs were bubble. |
| Kanye |
| Belgium eh. We really enjoyed the few days we spent there in 22 as part of our tour of the old country. You guys seem less fucked up than the rest of Europe! |
| Lmao!!!! |
| Long PUTS on NVDA. |
| The CEO just sent me an AOL instant message and confirmed, they are extending them 8 yrs now. |
| 6 months ago\n\n$AMZN $225\n\n$GOOGL $195\n\n \nNOW\n\n \n$AMZN $229\n\n$GOOGL $320\n\n\n\nWHAT THE FUCK AMAZON!!! |
| WOLF COLA |
| 2008-2020 gold is even funnier. |
| The big call... |
| mos def |
| Is there anyone that has a chance of being the next president that will make the market just as fun? |
| wtf does this mean, what do I buy and how much |
| And everyone here was saying how dumb it was to buy this stock. |
| The Big Put? |
| Anyone getting calls on Netflix I think we hit the bottom and there’s potential fed rate cut and also quick question what the highest price Netflix can go to around Jan or Feb ? |
| flip the screen upside down |
| https://preview.redd.it/ek5dc060ku5g1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2622f9274d613b542e9831a7790fcf24ac81764a |
| Compare to the Nvidia roadmap and TPU's rate of development.\n\nThey won't die before they become obsolete. Probably uneconomic. |
| I think that obvious they can do it, it’s more that it means scaling is slowing down, think of the humanity!! When Nvidia doesn’t get the same sales |
| I was a bag holder for 3 year .i was averaging the cost, I was down $7k, I got out with gain of $3k . I won’t touch that shit again |
| Is that where you make it go in? |
| “The only liquid you need to know is which to pour in my got damn paper cup” |
| like 1-2DTE is even less degen lmao |
| VG 🚀 |
| trying to inverse myself |
| https://preview.redd.it/0lb3tq6rju5g1.png?width=225&format=png&auto=webp&s=744df8adcb39d48cf01befe19ffe2f730b6758ea\n\nIs getting added next. |
| Who said that the useful life is 3 years? AWS is retiring this years GPUs that have been launched 8 years ago. |
| WDC, GLXY, SoFI\n\nBed one, wed one, behead one |
| Markets will open at 830 central tomorrow |
| Ok |
| Do you think in the harambe-lives parallel universe we got to keep our emoji |
| BE |
| I’ll be doin the stanky leg |
| Good sir, I am not a Trebuchet and I resent the assumption that I am thusly associated with middle age siege weaponry. |
| They definitely are and for me Bitcoin is worse because it uses a small nations energy equivalent whereas 0dtes don't. |
| I sold them a car a couple weeks ago. The check bounced. |
| Calls on messenger pidgeons |
| Look at aftermarket lol. Dude just became rich |
| Imagine paying 100s a year for michael bubblys substack. \nBetter to put it all on red 5 times in a row in vegas LOL |
| What is stopping them from extending it to 10 years? It’s just a number, right? |
| My biggest hope for the coming AI hellscape is that Netflix rolls out a new service where you can recast your favourite shows and movies. \n\n\n"I'd like to watch Dunkirk, but it should star Ace Ventura ala Jim Carey. Make it so." |
| I bought the Grinch happy meal. I like the socks. |
| Gap up gape up |
| UK? |
| !RemindMe 12 hours |
| Mmmmm, 12/10 a little aggressive |
| I just bought a house and spent 10k in the last 2 weeks with surprise fixes, and now i'm going to lease a Tacoma. |
| I don’t have an available day trade until the 10th so I guess I will sit this out because I cannot afford to be off on the timing. |
| *why I only got a problem wen u in da hood?*\n\n#-🎅🏿 |
| Gap up gape up |
| LANDOOOOO |
| Can someone help me understand how he lost money? if you're assigned these shares, just wait to sell and break even right? |
| Was drving today & saw a field that usually has sheep contain cows now. \nSign of god it will be BULLISH WEEK BOYS |
| Free money for 10 years grows some funky mold. |
| He's not a little kid. |
| ONDS, RCAT, UMAC |
| OP said “AH gap to $440”, so this was already part of the thesis. The panic buying is still pending. Pre-market will be interesting. |
| I actually talked monetary economics with a stripper last weekend. Can confirm, there’s a bubble. |
| Amzn |
| Please, short the mag 7, I’m fucking begging you |
| you really think index funds are going to buy it at an inflated cost and lose money? There is no such thing as easy money. |
| In less than 2hrs a glimpse of degeneracy begins. \n\nFutures open |
| does he just play minecraft and roblox or real games? |
| Prob off myself |
| Nice write up. Or should I say right up |
| I'd be ok with it when i'm 70. but I have very nice hair in my 40's currently. |
| idk man, some of my really broke ass friends are still spending retarded amounts of money on Pokémon cards. \n\nEither consumers are okay, or maybe that’s why they are broke ass friends. |
| Show me |
| OP is saying this is not the end. I must agree- with the amount of degens buying short term puts betting on a gap down, I think it will be fuel to fire and we could go to 500 before the eventual dump back to 400s |
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| go go gadget JelQ |
| Permanent cure for male-pattern baldness.\n\nCosmo has released its Phase III trial results for the new Clascoterone 5% solution, showing highly promising outcomes as the treatment delivered a 539% increase in hair growth compared to placebo\n\nWhy TF would someone wanna be non bald as in y'all really wanna waste money on haircuts and shampoo/conditioner |
| ETH about to go straight up next week |
| Still have time |
| Holly shit ber fuk |
| She’ll prob drink you under the table |
| watched the movie again last night. good movie |
| Lower voltage and their clock rates. Easy. |
| Her boyfriend is a Corrections Officer and her Hyundai Santa Fe is in the shop |
| Would you suggest to buy rig at 4.2?? |
| Wait so, people are short and need to cover their margin, but there aren't enough shares for them to buy to cover? |
| Unless the inclusion is cancelled, the mechanics of how these markets function necessitate forced buyers. The average normie with index exposure is going to get fucked over with this overly polished turd when it inevitably gets in trouble. |
| it works until it doesn’t. |
| What’s your thesis |
| Since 2021 🌽 (aka digital gold) has had 50% growth.\n\nFor comparison NVDA had 1000% in that time.\n\nApple and other Mag7 > 100%.\n\nSPY 60%.\n\nThe ultimate irony? Real gold is up 65% in that time.\n\nAnd people still think it’s a good investment. Retards. |
| Minnesota \n\nCouple rocket scientists drive someone's stolen Kia off a bridge😂😂 |
| Been doing some long term cost benefit analysis and I've determined that one of my worst investments has been this Cost Of Living investment. Month after month I've been providing this flesh body with food and shelter and it has yet to turn even a slight profit. Thinking of replacing my body with AI, thoughts? |
| Calls on Internet Explorer |
| mods pls permaban this shit |
| Lol |
| There was one on NFLX a while back |
| https://preview.redd.it/2wpfnlijiu5g1.jpeg?width=526&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2056de7cc0baf99a8a20ee400aa022207ed80c62 |
| This is what happens when the fed backstops the market at all costs. |
| AI bullshit slop |
| Bro just got the newspaper from two weeks ago i guess |
| Cautious upvote |
| Appreciate this. I’m trying to avoid buying straight into major resistance these days, so I’ll run the chart through my AI setup to check the support/resistance levels and see where a sane entry might be.\n\nI’ll share the price I’m thinking of, would love if you could double-check that I’m not doing something dumb. |
| Appreciate this. I’m trying to avoid buying straight into major resistance these days, so I’ll run the chart through my AI setup to check the support/resistance levels and see where a sane entry might be.\n\nI’ll share the price I’m thinking of, would love if you could double-check that I’m not doing something dumb. |
| Delete this crap… |
| **Ban Bet Created:** **/u/BuyHighCryLat3r** bet **TSLA** goes from **454.65** to **500.0** before **09-Dec-2025 03:56 PM EST**\n\nTheir record is 4 wins and 20 losses.\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| She means calls bro, casino always comes first |
| Don't FOMO yourself into being a bagholder |
| Robinhood now allows shorting of stocks, i wonder how soon we see loss porn from regards shorting before the 19th. |
| (person exercising on traffic pole and lifting block in 40 degrees farenheit poster) |
| Ai slop |
| Oh… okay, thanks for clarifying!\nI heard some podcast on the subject on NotebookLM, but as it appears i didn’t listen as carefully as i should have |
| Exactly. This post is a bunch of malarkey. Liquidity my ass. |
| Calls |
| I was always very sad Rome was cancelled before it’s time, same with deadwood. The mod 2000’s was a bad period for amazing hbo series getting cancelled early \n\nNot sure if you’ve watched Spartacus but I just started watching that (Starz and now on Netflix), it’s like a mix between Rome and 300 |
| Why is beekend dow broke? |
| What are you talking about? OP is holding weekly calls in his post lol. |
| Can confirm. Fml |
| Lmao |
| Calls? |
| This stock was $5 in 2022 and near bankrupt |
| Some people still think butter is unhealthy. Hahahahah low IQ people |
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| So we missed the ride, right? That was OP's pump right there. Just came a little early. |
| !remindme 3 hours |
| Finally somebody who understands the fraud happening within CVNA |
| in b4 green futes |
| Oh man this hit hard. I got half my RKLB stack wiped out on Friday when my CCs got exercised at 44 and 46. Im NOT confident I can get back in at same strikes. |
| i dont either but he said he had to have it. |
| She said she wants to "consider other options first" i hope i am picked |
| haha jk he will love it. running a 3080 myself so\nkinda jealous |
| [Probably some version of this ](https://www.cnbc.com/2025/12/04/layoff-announcements-this-year-top-1point1-million-the-most-since-2020-when-pandemic-hit-challenger-says.html) |
| depends does he like boys or girls |
| I yolo’d on 12/9 SPX 6875c and 6865c because this dumb MFer right here got the dates of FOMC wrong. \n\nEdit: I am the dumb MFer not OP |
| I don't know what that is |
| (Her name was iryna zarutska poster) |
| i believe they call that lunch |
| Who’s dropping the Epstein documentary tho |
| It def will don’t worry |
| i dont have skin in the game but this is probably a sell the news event- i wish you luck |
| lyrics ++ rock on man |
| Are you in the market for another son by chance? |
| Don't make directional bets on dollar pairs. Make non dollar bets. |
| SNP nice |
| My wife of 32 years just made me a late breakfast. What a keeper! |
| cocaine it is for me |
| i tried. |
| IonQ Center for Engineering and Science |
| mfer will be disappointed that it's not a 5090 |
| Watch this MF 🌽 start puking all gains in three hours 😭 |
| ordered my son a nvidia geforce rtx 5070 12gb as one of his gifts\n\nis he going to say thank you |
| OPEN |
| OP says calls but the run-up is overshadowed by a liquidity crisis so it can crash suddenly and you can lose it all. My take is if you want to keep your money, stay well away from options. |
| RemindMe! Tomorrow noon |
| Who cares? \n \nYou are married to this stock, Your calls are going to be so fucking green tomorrow that Jerome himself will get a boner. \n\nTake your profits and stop worrying. |
| Can we get someone that’s not 80 years old next time? Why do old fucks run the country |
| When u full port puts. |
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| They are also not coming back due to AI. The dark ages all over again. |
| Represents quite well the shit clown show of the US markets. Utter and total abdication of quality and due diligence. |
| I own that exact one, t-force, still wrapped. I paid $80 for it last year. |
| its always healthy to buy high and sell low |
| You had me at scam. |
| Sell MSTR to buy IBIT? Just buy 🌽for loss harvesting |
| Don't worry, klarna is probably working on a funding plan for this already. |
| your u/ 🤣 |
| Goog up 100 dollars in 3 months, average WSB regard: I WANT MORE |
| If spaceX went public I would buy in an instant. |
| OPEN |
| or buy a laptop. |
| LET THE CANDLES HIT THE FLOOOOOR |
| I was looking at cvna leaps few months ago, when it was in 300-350 range. For Jan-Mar 2026 expiration, the premiums were 10-20% of the spot price......\n\nBecause of that, it seems to me that everyone knows that cvna is a scam.\n\nWhoever is playing this, good luck. It will be extremely hard to time. |
| yep better off rn buying someones who doesnt know RAM prices are F'd used PC |
| Netflix is buying out all the bullies that laughed at him when he was a kid. |
| RIP 😢 |
| Source for reading? |
| It’s gonna rocket up. |
| Bol genocide in 17 hours |
| !remindme 1 week |
| Nah |
| If you use GPT 5.1 ChatGPT already responds with weaving ads into responses. |
| yes |
| Glad i bought these expensive ass rgb corsair titaniums last year 😂 |
| If you survive, you’ll have a story to tell |
| Damn, he knows what he’s talking about. |
| It's weird to see people who are right. |
| k |
| You struggled to trade carvana? If you only put 100 dollars you’d be at 3000 now maybe? More? Only by buying shares LMAO |
| 🤑🤑 |
| 1 year this month. |
| Green makes my brain feel good |
| >Some days I'm really good at trading. Ranges are easy to decipher, momentum is easy to read...but more days I'm terrible. \n\nyou mean like how even a gambler can have winning days but overall end up a loser |
| Check Facebook |
| He gone 😞 🙏 |
| Bruh I think I have a problem trading SPX 0dtes lmfao 😂 need to start trading weeklies or 1-2 DTE or something |
| Pu |
| U.S. LAYOFFS ARE ON TRACK TO EXCEED GREAT FINANCIAL CRISIS LEVELS\n\nPromises made promises kept! |
| Uec and ura |
| Try running that’ll make you last longer. |