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| MSTR dropping 7% in 30 minutes. Incredible |
| Big corn flush incoming |
| How to destroy options? \n\nDump stocks on Wednesday that pumped in the previous week. It's like it's a game or something. |
| If you bought any 0DTEs today you got wrecked |
| Doesn’t appear to have worked |
| Worried this comment might be a top signal |
| Can someone please explain why meta is crashing |
| fuckin a Nana. Intel acting like it makes money or something |
| Pics or it’s not true |
| Watching the 🇺🇸 cabinet officials justify their current genius plan of annexing Europe will be interesting in 30 minutes. Get your popcorn. Makes sense that we are retreating from an all time high, this will be a clown show 🤡 \n\nI am neither European or American but as a neutral I can say that’s a fucking stupid plan. |
| Just non stop going up this is remarkable |
| man, after I am down 50% I just let it expire, even if they are stocks |
| https://preview.redd.it/egcm6yja4ybg1.jpeg?width=160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=12eaab6a0541781a139d160c402297fe9a0400ab\n\nIt was always the plan to keep grifting |
| I have something uncannily similar, but completely different industry. Bought it a month earlier than you.\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/2pb2igb64ybg1.png?width=1009&format=png&auto=webp&s=f3ed74703ef2ada2a34fa7e160bd8ea552a61e0a |
| Ah, a little disinformation. Nice. |
| Goo-bers take profits😈🙏🏻 |
| ATH incoming |
| Ber captured |
| Taiwan risk of China taking |
| Your sacrifice is appreciated |
| This is so dumb lol |
| Sold my puts a couple minutes ago and bought calls LFG |
| China said 3 years ago they were going to take Taiwan in 2027 |
| Shorted more NVDA at 191.3; I will exit my position if NVDA can affirmatively close above 193. |
| SPY about to bounce lmao \n\nRedditors obliterated |
| I am going to stick with my strategic materials play! |
| Holy MU |
| Oh fuck I can’t stop ripping juicy stinkers!!! |
| Fuck you, SPY. Get back to biting your pillow immediately! |
| Lip Butt Tan > Leather jacket man |
| I sold half of my intel leaps 50 call options expiring March 19 2027 |
| Oklo gonna go red huh |
| Im holding personally. |
| Omfg do not fucking bounce!!!! |
| I'm on the fence atm. PENG is down 11% now - I did CC's and CSPs. I got super lucky with timing (first 15min). If I had waited I'd be down quite significantly rn.\n\nDue to correlation - I'm questioning whether CSPs are ok now. |
| Gods forbid they announce a stock split when their fat pill comes in a couple months |
| INTC 52W high |
| Fake pump |
| never underestimate how regarded this market is |
| "SpaceX will merge with TSLA" |
| The pump is over. |
| Somehow, Spy returned. |
| Good entry point for SLV? |
| Fucking algos |
| Too many of you buying INTC puts right now, just pushing the price up |
| ASTS 100 eow\n\ndowngrade deez nuts |
| Have jan 27 slv leaps. Will slv continue to rally up or should i sell them early |
| Good one. I am looking at Mobileeye (MBLY) and there is also 10.43% short interest which is almost 20million shared. Do you know any tool where we can look who are all those major hedge funds that have shorted this MBLY stock? |
| Sell CCs to cover the margin fees. |
| Yes too stretched |
| You already have a bet going - ASTS to 100.0 before 12-Jan-2026 02:53 PM -05 |
| absolutely. But it's not like Netflix is unique in that sentiment - Paramount knows it too and wants the same thing. I mean, shit, HBO is about to release yet another spin-off of Game of Thrones. People like what they like, i guess. Does anyone even subscribe to Paramount's streaming platform??? Paramount desperately needs WBD, probably even more than Netflix. |
| !banbet |
| I just help my MU calls through this dump, seen my position go -3000$ now its up $200, should I wait for more pump? |
| This shit ain't dumpin. Come on mm, you farmed the idiot bers enough.. let's get back to pumping. |
| I don’t have those kinds of balls. But my\nMoney is enough. |
| Down 11k today GUH |
| QQQ 610 by Friday |
| I have no idea what to do |
| Just pump already Jesus |
| Ominous |
| Either insider knowledge or just funzies, I'm going to go with the first part. |
| TSM down INTC up. You know what means, China is coming for Taiwan |
| Why is soy such a traitorous whore |
| Speaking of Nana...where is that guy now? |
| trust me bro |
| REAL |
| Value is a personal belief, it’s not tangible, it’s not calculated on any mathematical proof. \n\nIt’s just made up theoretical bullshit to make you believe in magical numbers. \n\nBe a Ber, sell calls and buy puts. Crash the ponzi 🐻👀🖕 |
| Gonna get real interesting below 691.43 |
| Next 15min candle spy will rip ass 📈📈 |
| lol pls use margin |
| new processor announce i think |
| Well, it had a low P/E of only like 4000, so people want in on it because its a good deal. |
| As a regular discord user it seems it would be silly to not invest in the IPO. I will not be RDDT’d twice |
| Sold my puts for even. Here comes the real drop. You are welcome |
| I will wait for a dip today. If that doesn't happen I'll skip it |
| Yolo SPY calls US will go to war and win the war if US economy crashes. |
| why not.sell cash secured puts |
| It could. Friday is opinion day. No one knows for sure when they will rule. The justices have promised business leaders an expedited ruling but who knows. I’m hopeful by next week but I feel like the longer it drags out the more bullish my thesis becomes |
| Omfg just go down instead of bouncing like the asshole Ken griffin made you!!!! |
| I remember when I got insulted at MSTY sub a year ago. Looking at the chart today brings good memories.\n\nPuts. |
| No if but when. |
| Hell ya nana lets get it |
| Sell at -99% |
| more pumping confirmed |
| 10% daaang |
| No LLY pls…go back 🥺 |
| **$Soun** |
| they just don't have the same brand recognition they used to |
| MSTR gonna cause bitcoin crash eventually\n\nwhat about corn to 40k |
| We don’t need a daily update. |
| my Intel Leaps are just fucking exploding LOL |
| Buying options = 99% of traders lose and the marketmakers get to use your money to rig the market more. |
| Ready for the mid morning NVDA sell off? |
| What happened to meta |
| WHATS UP WITH INTEL WHY IT PUNPIMG |
| Do I sell my spx call at -40% or hold? |
| I saw the movement in [redacted game stock]'s price, I thought to myself, this has to be something really stupid, but even I could not have guessed just how stupid. |
| So NVDA is about to gap down. Thats when SPY will truly gap down. Which is any time now. Good luck |
| Seems like we’re range bound until something new happens |
| Intel knows I picked up a 5k vet bill last night. Godspeed Nana |
| Mmm |
| really hope ww3 doesn't break out or we might get only 12-13% returns on spy this year |
| ill take all your money... thx u for ur contributions and ur attn to this matter! |
| They tried to kill my boy Lilly, but we are so back fighting the fatties |
| NFLX needs an intervention |
| If you were offered a chance to be able to fuck any woman you want at the snap of ur finger for a year and then you die , would you accept ? |
| Nana ripping lines and having an orgy in heaven right now 🥲 |
| 🤣😂 |
| MSTR wtf you doing |
| LLY infinite money cheat code engaged. |
| # Oh.... y- you thot SPY was gonna pump today....\n\n# ....well this is awkward |
| Bring that tight ass this way! |
| Buying META calls at when it hits 640 later today |
| google gonna sell off for the umpteenth time? lol |
| I need one of those crazy VIX days so my Feb UVXY calls print |
| Your measly shares don’t move markets |
| God damn. Granny feeling mighty proud of her boy right now. |
| Its not so much that the outcomes are bad, the concern is that Trump appears to just be able to do war crimes now, so its not clear what he'll do next. |
| On a stock that only goes up. |
| Ok I have to ask, what’s up with nana ? |
| So are we going below 691 or what??? 688 would certainly be tasty as well, but I guess Ken griffin is just too much of an asshole to make it happen. |
| My port only has losers. Fucking AAPL and NFLX. I am sick of it! |
| Articles will say it’s 18A news which was already out yesterday and did nothing for the stock |
| against the dogshit wrapped in catshit |
| Vistra, you're killing me. |
| it wants to V so bad |
| Love to see CRWD pumping today. CEO just spent $300M for ownership stake in Mercedes F1 team. I was worried that he was selling so many shares recently. |
| I'm not a religious person, but I believe Nana's watching over us. |
| Being the world's smartest person must be depressing because they're always surrounded by stupid people. |
| we all know we close at record highs\n\nwe are only lying to ourselves bears. |
| Do you know how to do your own technical analysis?\n\n \nNow is a good time to hold because it looks like it's getting ready for a big move up. Oversold on the monthly SRSI. |
| They’ll buy in at $100 |
| Not looking forward to this deal putting another knife in the movie industry’s back |
| Get ready for the pepe bol dildo as we go vertically up for the next 2 hours |
| Sell EVERYTHING |
| I love a world where only mag 7 goes up, and dino firms. This way all the wealth goes to tech bros and boomers |
| Why INTC spike? |
| Thanks blud |
| Ok bers you had your turn… let my Spx call go up pls |
| Maybe around 688/689. Doubt 691 is the bottom. |
| So fucking lame. Just go down in a straight line like you’re pretending to do! |
| TSLA puts have been buying us lunch, LLY just bought me dinner. MU is gonna get me a new house. |
| Sure - doing stupid illegal things in the most confusing way possible must be fine if it doesn’t crash the stock market. |
| UNH is like +2 or -2% per day. No in between but |
| Was thinking CSPs on APLD, but kinda questioning them now. PENG is quite correlated to APLD -- wouldn't surprise me if it does the same thing.\n\nI sold all my PENG in the first 15 minutes -- wish I did it at open fml lol. |
| Because its a shitco? |
| Giving you information from the real world, redditard |
| These Russian bots on Reddit can't convince me it's a bad thing their crony dictator was removed and that their sanctioned ship was stopped. |
| *Raises hand* |
| OMG HERE THE BULL COMES |
| intel with a casual Price-Earnings ratio of 3.71K |
| Told yall for months Intel was the move |
| your vision is beyond the comprehension of others you will succeed where many have failed! |
| I sold my nvda calls. You’re welcome |
| SNDK too |
| I promise I will never be gey again if MU saves my port by crashing for one day |
| INTC casually going up 10%... ok |
| Surely you would too if it a fair fight meant dealing with nukes. Use your brain lol |
| buy the dip bro!! |
| PUTS on MU, let’s eat gang. |
| Holy fuk INTEL |
| When did 1.0 cease?? |
| In what respect |
| When you realize that its not them buying it up, but pausing the sell orders until buys catch up and always intercepting big sells to break them up into smaller sell orders so they dont move the market and start a move down thats when it makes sense. This is legal because all the flash crashes in the 2010-2020 decade caused big problems so they made laws allowing this sort of sell throttling to prevent flash crashes but since the pedophile in cheif is in office they got permission to just do it 24/7 and totally rig the market. |
| Believe it or not, calls. |
| Some profit taking over next 2 days would be normal. Planning to do more calls if we see 680 in next couple of days. |
| Teslas Elon musk brushed off NVDA self driving . Claiming they are 5/6 years away…\n\nThat’s what he said about BYD, they are now selling more cars than him. |
| My LLY calls printed 2 day before expiration!! Thank you god |
| 125k on margin for a $3k day gain… peak WSB energy. Godspeed |
| Whoever sits on my face first gets a V for their shit stock. Who's up? |
| dont stop the NVDA rocket today 🙂 |
| Good lord can Netflix get it together |
| Dang |
| was there news of another kidnapping or why is the market moving like this? |
| The two stocks i picked for shorts are the ones not dipping - nvda pltr |
| 694 incoming get out of puts |
| INTC |
| So PENG was up 7% AH and is now down 9 %. cool. |
| All my shit is pulling back from a magnificent rally phase. I'm not complaining... I finally have a little cash. |
| Downgrade Dez Nuts scrotum bank |
| Kind of like watching adam sandler movies...happy but confused |
| I go to work every day so I can put my entire paycheck into TSLA shares so Ber can never make money |
| lets chill at 690 for just a second and then we can pump |
| Not asking for a lot just a return to 693 |
| Any plays today? My port is blood red lol I got some Jan 14 VIX calls |
| Not today pal |
| isn’t that what everyone thinks? Nothing can possibly go wrong |
| Fuck it. Bought some puts. Lets see what happens |
| For real |
| Stop PLEASE |
| INTEL HOLY FK |
| GLJ research has raised TSLA price target from $19 to $25. Maintains sell rating. 😂 |
| Go the fuck below 691!!!! |
| Many people here are short sighted and highly regarded, so I will get downvoted. AMD $300 |
| When SPY finally dies it’ll be dragged through the streets and spat on like Mussolini |
| Woah are you me? |
| SPY V ? |
| I agree that it’s in trumps interest to satisfy his supporters and I don’t mind trying to ride that movement even when politically I don’t agree with it. \n But since when do we want long term success as traders? I’m just fine with the oil companies spiking now, I sell, and then I couldn’t care less what happens to them. |
| That’s how I got mine |
| META is a POS |
| Have you tried not losing? |
| Imagine being bearish with the whole world going to shit |
| OPRA just went ex-div today for 40 cents, cant wait for my 2g cash div on Jan 14th!! |
| If it makes you feel better I bought PLTR around $7 and then sold at $19 🙃 |
| Hell yeah |
| What the fuck is DKNG doing |
| Sell |
| Why is it being such an asshole????? |
| Wait for $64 |
| FAKE V |
| Matter of time before the pumps are turned on again |
| I missed it. Go back down |
| MSTR wtf |
| So I can buy cheaper. |
| how do you even do this shit man? i’m new to this and how😭 |
| # does sending feet pix help with flair |
| Lol Seagate is down a bunch too. Mu not so much |
| Presse |
| Getting cucked by the Zuck again today. |
| Look at META\n\nEhh NM that’s more QQQ isn’t it. It’s probably a whole other sector that’s down. Too lazy to see which one. |
| Nice at least someone got it. |
| Intel kid wasn't wrong, he was just really really early (and also regarded) |
| My strike |
| This price action is so retarded I can't predict anything |
| I buy calls I lose I buy puts I lose |
| Puts are cheap. Spy might not recover this time 😏 |
 marketwatch.com www.marketwatch.com |
| I wanted to do CSPs on APLD -- but after PENG kinda sus on it rn. Also it's already up 25% in 5 days... |
| Had the opportunity to buy RDDT at $35 because of my karma, but thought it would follow the typical ipo dip over the first year. It's only ripped straight up for 2 years and now I don't want to FOMO in at $250. What do I do? |
| Are people just realising the ruling on tariffs COULD fuck some shit up? |
| just short bitcoin and profit no matter what |
| Why is META dumping so much? |
| ME |
| I made $58 today |
| META cannot be a serious company. |
| TSLA manipulation is CRIMINAL ... who tf keeps buying at this price ? |
| Data was a robot from Star Trek he had a cat named spot in this one episode |
| Sorry boys I bought |
| Sameee |
| Hmm. I wonder if we go back to 693. Probably not. :/ |
| Welcome to the American 🇺🇸 Imperialism 2.0 |
| VIX is pumping and they are desperately trying to prop the index up today like their life depends on it |
| Most obvious fade ever on the MSTR scam pump lmao. I'll take an easy couple thousand funded by Saylor's shareholders - no refunds! |
| Hey gold, you finally going to correct properly? My shorts have been getting violated for far too long |
| Generational dying opportunity |
| Misses, misses as far as the eye could see. |
| WBD was already splitting off CNN. They were not spending 100+ billion only for CNN. Even if it happens it won't be in time for midterms anyway. Paramount could still by CNN once it split out for perhaps only a few billion instead. |
| Lol!!!! It got stopped pretty good there buddy. |
| they’re all trading options instead... |
| Ended up entering at $26.48 😎 |
| Lol AAPL keeps getting rejected as soon as it turns green. Useless stock. |
| Fuck you lame asshole! Go below 691! |
| Jesus, what happened to UNH? I see no major news that would make sense of this drop the now. |
| bitcoin back to 87k this week. no reserve. domestic agenda delayed by venezuela. crypto donors get nothing |
| my trading mentor is 50 cent, the coin |
| Grats |
| What was the data this morning? |
| You joke but target has better security than our capital |
| No V today please |
| Set a Limit and not a Stop Limit on my PUTS and sold for a loss. Fucking asshole |
| Take profits. Find another opportunity. |
| for nana |
| keep wasting your money expecting a V, today is the day we actually see some red |
| We are |
| For Nana |
| Not being funny, but what is your source on another margin hike? I can't find anything. |
| shorting btc free money again? no way. hardly any need to check accounts, just more $ everyday |
| So stop fighting it and make money? I stopped playing puts because it was way to short of a timeframe to cash out on them vs just buying calls on the dips and not stressing nearly as much |
| Well done for waiting out the 18 year bull trap |
| wtf vistra |
| I will never financially recover from this. |
| Why Intel pumping crazy ? |
| PENG opens +6% dumps to -9% in the first hour lmao |
| I really thought we were going to dump today. Shows what I know. |
| Paper trading is for poors and children |
| LIP-BU TAN!!! 🚀🚀🚀 |
| Buy some calls, fuck it |
| I buy stocks now, not full retard. Just that those stocks are biopharm |
| Seems like we are actually due for a significant uptick over the next week to new highs. I wouldn’t fight the momentum here |
| VIX soaring |
| I made my reddit name as a joke and it became a prophecy |
| looks like people are quitting *the jobs* 🫴 |
| My first option trade on qqq put lost yesterday. So I bought a spy put for today to make up for it |
| When did SPY become an inverse of its largest components? Most tech (the only ones that matter are still up solidly just marks stupid stock yet SPY is red |
| What’s up with Intel? Don’t get me wrong, I’m happy but just confused |
| Nooo I was looking to short from about 100k 😫😫😫 |
| That’s a really long time |
| Hahaha mstr bols |
| Buy calls walk away profit |
| this is work my brother.... got to make money. i got a few mortgages |
| Reversal in 10 mins |
| I am straight up not having a good time today |
| They just wont let the market flush every single dip gets bought up instantly |
| V activated |
| That’s a weird way of saying you’ve been poor since 2008 |
| I did NVTS on margin…. |
| Yes, it still hovering around it's median P/E. Forward is not exceptional, but within range. Always worry a bit about spend, but their quantum products should see some innovation this year... And Gemini is actually turning out to be one of the best (arguably better than OpenAI). They just have better engineers and project management across the board. |
| Like fucking clockwork, can’t make this shit up |
| NUKE CORN TO 70K ASAP |
| I bought the dip and it dipped even more…typical |
| No more banbets? What has this sub become, 😳 |
| Meta pumps and drops $20 every week. |
| Lol, do they even have that capability? |
| How *tf* do I keep missing NANA |
| do we hold? |
| When in doubt, rub one out. |
| Omg just go below 691! No asshole bouncing… |
| Eat shit bulls. You had your fun. I’ve been short since 2008. Time for my fun 🥵😡💎 |
| what obese mf just jumped on the market? |
| Nah, he's a pussy and only punches down (like the US) |
| You will not, that is no joke |
| This dump is artificial. The market is too retarded to take the data this morning and react correctly. |
| it ok retard... you would have been parted with your money with anything else... dont be jelly |
| It’s really cool how this market will have you up 5-10% in a day and then it’ll be -5-10% the next day every 2-3 days. Really cool market, super fun. |
| A second plane has hit the oil tanker |
| Regarded move: DIdn't close PENG at market open 🙂 |
| Can I get a V with an extra spicy jump? |
| How much |
| She ssaid you will blow your portfolio by the end of this month and you know it too. |
| It's ok brother, you win some, you lose some. What's important is your health. |
| Will Putin sink a US naval ship over that tanker? |
| Always buy big baller moves at open, 10am, and 12.30pm |
| Thank you, Santa, for going into hibernation. |
| If this is the best ber can do lmao |
| when? i dont see it |
| Going to be so fucking funny when we just take Greenland 🇬🇱 |
| Do we believe in intel? do i hold this surge |
| I ordered something to eat, SPY goes red, I cancelled the order and asked if they have some job openings as dish washer.\n\nall good! you just need to adapt |
| My calls are RIP |
| That spy drop brought me exactly even … to the cent. I’m done today in here. I’m gonna go lift and pick up my dry cleaning |
| AND WAHLAH UR MSTR CALLS ARE NOW HALVED |
| Well oklo was real fun for about 15 minutes this morning. Now it's just bleeding |
| Wow spy shit the bed. I’ll take 20% ig |
| Stressed. Horny |
| it’s ok you’re just a dude |
| 6 months ago mstr was reaching $500. I kept saying how it's all a scam. They would've taken your money on puts too. Fuck these mfers |
| Why would anyone ever visit the discord store? |
| The Grok memes on Tiktok has to be propaganda |
| no... stocks go up and down you are regarded |
| MSTR puts are expensive as fuck even out of the money which says a lot |
| Should’ve held |
| "Let's pump to ATH" - algorithms |
| Jokes on you, we won’t have a country by then. |
| Alright META it’s time to stop being a weeny |
| How did I know the first reply would be the opposite I asked |
| Damn I just lost $1,025 in like 13 minutes on $SPY calls this really sucks I knew I shouldn’t have done that I’m so sad now ;( |
| IVE BEEN SAVED |
| SPY a quarter a percent from ATH, bols are in shambles. |
| Qqq needs to go back to aths |
| Market-makers of Nvidia is setting up a bull-trap; be aware and stay alert; take profit while you can and fuck those scumbags. |
| Go to market watch calendar, everything is posted there |
| Just gonna stay at 689-692 all week so Theta eat my ass clean. \nthank you for your attention to this matter |
| No only SLV call buyers physical in hand is still up ytd |
| THEYRE EATING THE GREEN CANDLES |
| Will buying the SLV dip work again? Let's find out! |
| 100%. Solid ER and another AI rally and you’re there |
| the SPY puts i sold for a 16k loss are now worth 10k in profit. i fucked up today massively. |
| Russian oil tanker captured by USA...\n\n ''lets start WW3 boyz'' - TACO |
| The AIR is fine up here my boys! |
| Silver bois in shambles |
| !banbet |
| Muuuuuu somehow still going up??? Crazy |
| Figma pump makes sense tbh |
| Imagine what the real market will look like after lunch. I'm excited. |
| pain |
| Congrats! Well done! |
| Bears have never touched a woman's butthole and neither have I 🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🐻🐻 |
| Double top, it’s over crash confirmed. |
| Were you tempted to sell when it spiked to $30 at the end of 2024 start of 2025? |
| lol @ MSTR\n\nIt's so going to Zero |
| I hate AMD so much |
| why? |
| Too choppy for me. I think I’ve lost enough for one day. |
| Y’all think goog can hit $400 this year? Trying to decide if I should roll my current calls into some new LEAPS |
| Really want to get into META but the chart looks so bearish. Very confident it’s going snap out of it after ER. Might sell some put spreads |
| I haven’t do anything at work since new year. I can feel this year I’ll be set free |
| Crwv, nbis, look at your daddy nvda it's going up. \nFollow your daddy |
| Wowie zowie |
| Can the TSLA dip buyers chill out for today |
| Was up over 10k in profit right before close yesterday on a meme stock in one day on a large share play, ended up deciding to hold, and had to sell for 1k profit. I have been doing this long enough to know better. I will probably never be that guy to hold something for even a 2 bagger, but I need to just keep hitting these singles consistently. Take profit. Every. Single. Time. Really bummed at myself for some of the bone headed decisions I've made the past couple of days. I am net positive for the year, but could have been helluva lot more if I reacted proactively, instead of reactively. |
| Flush |
| wsb only flairs bots. |
| rip precious metals. cya in a few years ig |
| Let's goo my port is straight verticle! And by verticle I mean down |
| Funny how they will tell you, time in the market beats timing the market but they still time it right every time. \n\nI guess the rules don’t apply to us. \n\nBe a Ber, join the cult 🐻👀🫵 |
| All the wsb putas behind el zafacón de Wendy's |
| bought one spy call for the memes and it dips lol |
| I did this years ago. Come join greener pastures, friend. |
| It was the reports |
| USAR chase just begun |
| Up 15 percent on port |
| Friday |
| Calls on mental retardation. |
| or higher depending on how far back you go. i remember buying around 11 PE (and then sold after it dropped 20% two ERs in a row) |
| the mag7 dart throwing is kinda interesting and laughable |
| Nvda keep going |
| AMZN strong 💪 |
| Still holding 691p let’s see if it runs me up to 80% today |
| Fuck. I thought that was Friday. |
| Drop harder. 691 strike |
| BREAKING: due to low volatility SPY to be replaced with a picture of a number |
| Second day in a row that I shoot my portfolio in the face by trying to manage it lol |
| Maybe if my dick got cut off |
| social media post |
| That takes skill |
| To hold liquidity. That's about it. |
| Yesterday INTC did a 2x Double bottom and i wasn`t conviced enough for some Wallstreet BS shit to happen.\nIf you shorted INTC Today, you deserved it. |
| Fellowship of the Ring was lucky that Frodo didn’t have a hide n seek fetish\n\n*Find me daddy* |
| Here I am trying to make a comeback from $300. The fact that I was able to do $500 to 90k in 4 weeks last month (long long story) before inevitably falling down to $300 gives me hope that it’s possible. Feel like I might be able to clutch a big boost on Friday once scotus rules on the tariffs. |
| Your mom |
| SPY ends above 693... |
| Holy INTC |
| Make me feel better about losing no matter what move I make. How much are you down this week |
| You already have a bet going - TSLA to 408.84736000000004 before 13-Jan-2026 09:33 PM -05 |
| Why not? |
| It has been the same pattern for the last three major ATH. We hit the high and then sell off for 3-4 days. |
| !banbet I’m not looking for a mini crash or even a correction. But can we Just get a red week for a changed? Thanks |
| JOLTS report bro |
| i just risked 3k to make $73.88. i am genius. |
| Nothing is going to save my NFLX position. |
| It's a good time to buy! |
| Anyone speaking today ? |
| Why is Amazon pumping? |
| So? |
| Feb/March nearish calls. They just get absolutely hammered the minute the stock goes slightly red |
| bers lose again lmao |
| If you're not going to dive off a cliff and circuit breaker just pump SPY. No reason for that 10am drop other than to hurt my calls. |
| As it does |
| Meh can't even get a proper red day today. Could've been an email |
| I wish I had money 😔 |
| lookin toppy |
| Get out 👉 |
| the giasnt red candle literally destryed me. im so fucking pissed dude what the fuck even was that. |
| We appear to be rotating days between the dow/Russel & spy/qqq |
| BREAKING: Due to low volatility Spy to be replaced with a picture of a number |
| 9:33 it filled set it a few cents above my buy. im out of there |
| If you're smart you've made money anyway. If you're a gambler with extreme short term options then well, it's a part of the game. |
| INTC saving my day lol |
| I bought $75,000 shares of INTC yesterday. \n\nToday, we go vertical. |
| finally money rotate back from dow and russell to nasdaq |
| Starting to see a pattern when a stock pops up on the wsb front page.\n\nUnless it's micron and sandisk, and silver. |
| That’s what I was thinking |
| Gonna be hilarious when Donnie drafts these gen z betas |
| Fml paper handed my Amazon calls 😅 |
| Guys have you ever considered dollar cost averaging into VOO? |
| Butthole logo |
| That is significantly lower than it used to be |
| Nibba it’s about to go green again |
| today red, tomorrow green, 700 eow. there's the script |
| OKLO did the OKLO thing by being up 40% in a week |
| SPY DED? |
| how far out the money did you buy this? |
| Geez, JP dumping their own stock to look legit. Respect. |
| AMZN will be the biggest gainer in MAG7 for 2026. |
| Sold slv poots too soon |
| Someone poke spy, I think it’s dead. |
| How does Intel have a p/e of 727 LMAO |
| Dear Elon please stop pumping your stock ... |
| where? |
| Today they use NVDA to keep market not going down. Typical |
| APP is going to be a 10 bagger |
| Why the pump on XBI biotech today? Boredom? |
| I know. Sold my leaps at 99% loss. 85 K down the drain. |
| Ouch meta lol |
| Lmao get absolutely fucked bulls. Look at those sexy red candles. So fucking hot 🚀🥰 |
| 0% chance this blows up, ez money |
| i sold right in the morning.. then re entered |
| yoooooo |
| It's flat. Are you a bot? |
| Tesla can you please just make it back to 440 today |
| Shorting leveraged junk is my favorite thing to do in these insane markets. |
| Omg just do something! If you look like you’re gonna drop just go below 690 now instead of being an asshole! |
| RIP discord |
| RAM that stick into me, daddy \n\n- Sam Altman, October 2025 |
| Fade day. Don’t fall for the bounces, we’re not V to ATHs today. Wait for tomorrow for the continuation |
| LOOOL HUGE GREEN CANDLE WTFFF |
| Oklo looks like it wants to dump back to even on the day. |
| $962 now fuckin hell |
| would be crazy if GOOG jumped by 2% within the first 30 Minutes and then sunk back to like 315 like the last 15 fucking days - oh wait |
| Apples turn to support SPY today? |
| Hard landing incoming |
| Let her boyfriend do it for you. |
| Next resistance on Q’s is 626 |
| Barrick getting absolutely hammered today. Should have unloaded my positions yesterday.. |
| Lost money on calls and puts, fuck |
| My entire future is in the hands of a man named Lip-Bu Tan |
| Just wondering whether you managed to exit? The results are frankly meh |
| Ah so it’s METAs turn to make sure SPY doesn’t break out this week. Nvidia passed the reins |
| Megacaps rotation day to hold liquidity and full back the pumpers. \n\n\nThe usual. |
| If you own stock in $cvna, you’ll be a billionaire in 3 years. Dump elons pay package let’s make the Garcia family trillionaires!!! |
| Get a grip meta. If it dips more I’ll be a regard and buy more |
| I bought $SPY calls at 9:58 am and I’m down 900 dollars fuckkkkkkkkk |
| No meaning a new etf just launched. |
| GOOG Gemini is killing Chat Gpt slow |
| #WHEN THE FUCK WILL $MU COOL DOWN? SHIT IS NONSTOP |
| Sam being gay makes a lot of sense |
| theta will be the death of me |
| NFLX already back to red lmfao this stock did not have a green day for weeks now |
| I know aapl will wake up from the fucking dumping comma its in.. |
| # why exactely does META have to die every fucking single day? |
| I didn’t know TV could do that. I look at the charts in Webull |
| If you had full ported $190 calls at open on NVDA every day this week you’d be loaded |
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| 🍈 said nvda wont be a threat to robotaxis for at least 5 years. If anyone actually believes this tools time estimates the only thing you profit in is chromosomes. |
| Anyone thats not a cunuck is tho... Ah |
| Guhhh maybe TSLA shorts were NOT the play |
| Who killed meta, send sing of life |
| We are probably about to get flushed |
| What could posibly go wrong |
| THIS time is different |
| Scott Bessent, Sam Altman, Steve Miran -- the three people holding up our economy are all gay.\n\nRecession confirmed. |
| wtf SOFI |
| silver miners fight back! |
| Shorted some NVDA at 191, 🐻 |
| Fucjed up STX and WDC calls and held on the losses. 2 trades that fucked up all my gains. |
| Is Zuck back doing the metaverse again? |
| She's flat. No juiciness to be found. Ain't into that look, eh? |
| This is the day nvdia god bless jensen |
| https://preview.redd.it/uzcnox5u0ybg1.png?width=632&format=png&auto=webp&s=7524c252220c15d5576048b31adab6347ae2371e |
| yall watch nvda go up to $192 then back to $187 at 12:00 same shit everyday |
| Sure, it'll chop and maybe even pull back once in a while, but SPY is not going to stop going up anytime soon. It has to go up, so it'll go up. |
| Gold and Silver miners jumping off a cliff again |
| Well then they should IPO huge on the AI wave |
| Real talk...fuck aapl. gonaa get rid of all my aapl products and go samsung. |
| Nvda 🫡 |
| Made money on poots |
| I thought it for ages now but its only going up? |
| Too easy |
| lol I mean, you could press alt+I in tradingview if it's really something you need. |
| damn bruh have a day off. whats your next play so i can inverse. |
| Then why are JOLTS so bad?? |
| GO LLY GO! GOOOOOOOOOO |
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| NVDA to 190 yet AGAIN |
| You can’t go up without $AIR |
| Go pump spy you degens |
| !banbet ZSL $7 1W |
| I just need my calls to move +0.02. That's it. |
| 100k would have changed your life? You probably would have lost it on the next trade anyways |
| MMs love spreading FUD. Naughty |
| AMD and AVGO calls were so obvious \n\nDid I buy? \n\nNo |
| Sell. |
| Good data = infinite pump\n\nBad data = crickets |
| Gold plated |
| Fuck meta |
| GG HOOD. You had a good run |
| Emotionally preparing myself for the inevitable GOOGL dump |
| https://preview.redd.it/dy4lwnuo0ybg1.jpeg?width=109&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b83f0baefcf85ef4f185e1e828b4b00d7e9c440f |
| Good job META. Why don’t just slide to 0 |
| Is the data good? Is the jobs whatever data goooood???? |
| META you ok? |
| meta is trash and their ad market is gonna shrink, nflx is gonna be busy with wb for a while but still long term hold |
| here comes the real drop |
| I have like 200 calls on deck |
| come on NVDA! give me that juicy put entry |
| Nevermind recession canceled again, for probably the next five minutes then the crash is back on. Hopefully the recession will get cancelled for real sometime today and we don’t do this theta shit again |
| it just never fails |
| Nvda up more than 2% for the third morning in a row. Fool me once fool me twice fool me three times 🤡 |
| Its my biggest hold, its the only broker used by people under 40 and now prediction markets its a money siphon. |
| Loaded up, rug me bitch 😈😈😈😈🙏🏻 |
| Longing spy is like longing a girls bodycount. Literally cant go down |
| How was pmi btw |
| Let’s see Nvidia reject again |
| META flash crash |
| Am I dreaming $POET is actually fucking pumping?!? I'm saved?!? |
| Uhh the dollar getting flushed down the shitter?? Full porting silver lol |
| I CALLED INTEL FACE RIPPER HAHAHHA |
| I think SOFI will dip a bit more and I cant wait so I can grab some more on sale and watch the pop after next ER. |
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| Is this it. Will it theta all day |
| Erm Google… what happened to the usual sell off? |
| $700 away from 25k. WILL TODAY BE THE DAY BOYS |
| What |
| Shits gonna get real when Gen Z has to get off Instagram and march to the front lines for 🥭 |
| Caught the META knife 🥲 |
| If silver tought me anything it will rocket back up in a few days. Not worried at all that i bought the top. It will obviously go up forever. |
| You're probably right. I do love money but it's an abusive relationship. |
| Don‘t know if Meta or NFLX is worse |
| 1311 shares @ 190.4 |
| Rate cuts |
| This all meta does 645-660 ping pong \n\nAnd even it does break 670 it’s instant slam sell orders |
| easy hold. dip buying season is back baby! |
| Robinhood is a money printing machine, why is it still dropping |
| everytime I see SPY about to go red then bounce back I start singing is it a crime by Sade |
| Word is out, GOOG is back in style |
| THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTNETION IN THIS MATTER.. |
| burry printed on $EL, btw |
| LMAO the immediate bounce back |
| https://preview.redd.it/ejwln0of0ybg1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6a106dab226cfa7eb41609045cb6b5f5b585bd32 |
| some point can be in 1 year, or 2 |
| Saylor absolutely SLAMMING that sell button to fund his btc addiction |
| 🌈🐻 dancing like they got a new butt plug |
| HOOD WTF ARE YOU DOING |
| 18T in trade deals\n\n700 billion barrels of Venezuelan oil\n\nNo unemployment \n\nNo inflation\n\nTariffs\n\nBest economy in history of economies \n\n30% GDP\n\nWhy are we going down?! |
| All the calls are down now… retarded |
| How can you guys tell an inverse HS from a normal one? I have a hard time seeing the inverse one |
| I sold my intel shares for 41.90, yw guys |
| Already is |
| This is the worst price action in the history of price action maybe ever |
| Sweet fuck intel |
| Now time to see how many bag holder bears there are in about 10 minutes 🌈😂 |
| MSTR chart looks like its actually about to dump like $50 man damn, so much for the fake pump. Guess that last hail mary failed. |
| Come on poet |
| It gone |
| Just bought spy puts expect to go back to the moon shortly 👍 |
| Bullish on META |
| https://preview.redd.it/244qu1nb0ybg1.jpeg?width=1206&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=074297d984a7b45783ab98caae83b160dfeaf11e\n\nThe duality of WSB |
| https://preview.redd.it/wf93q11c0ybg1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=abac546071cb10da9ff13b0f272aba3ec813e11a |
| it is amazing how much i like and dislike this post\n\n \nit is so reasonable and beautiful, yet nihilistic and depressing\n\nI think the counterargument is that undervalued stocks go ignored -- until they dont?? it just takes time |
| UNH what you doing |
| Now is the hour of vlad. Pepper that anus and bend over 😉 |
| Are you sure you were?\n\nNasdaq P/E was like 300. Many large cap companies were up hundreds of %. Everyone was talking about the bubble openly for years, clamouring to make money from the endless pump. Startup companies with literally no business model were IPOing left and right for huge valuations, unlike the current AI boom, which is being spearheaded by the largest and most established tech companies in the world. And, unlike AI, basically *no one* was skeptical of the internet’s potential value.\n\nExcept for the words “bubble” and “tech” being in some headlines, it is almost nothing like the 90s/2000s. |
| Yep got some good cheap calls on that dip |
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| Long term it's one of my favorite things personally. |
| https://www.reddit.com/r/OKLOSTOCK/s/IFEWtvP2fv |
| Did you catch your reflection in the mirror? |
| recession is over, buy all again |
| Did Zuck kill someone on camera |
| Calls now down bigly with no one to buy it back up. |
| imagine thinking this wont tank bigly at some point lmao |
| SPY down 0.05% in 5 minutes\n\n \nWSB: Here's the crash!! |
| it is amazing how much i like and dislike this post\n\n \nit is so reasonable and beautiful, yet nihilistic and depressing |
| sweatshop slop |
| Sup with meta |
| Worst thing about prison was the dementors |
| OKLO $200 next Month |
| https://preview.redd.it/3ocrmoe70ybg1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=469bba3471f9cc1ef549db49195744312a213248 |
| Wow I’m getting facefucked by my meta calls |
| Am I going to be rich or bankrupt today |
| Two big fat rebounds, it’s alllllllll pumping today |
| A sea of put green 😍 |
| I love when every day starts with a bear trap |
| My limit hit and I went from -700 to +400 I’m happy |
| Strike? 691 0dte |
| So much for rotation out of Tech. |
| fr, just gotta decide when to entry calls |
| 😂 |
| Rates will go negative before midterms |
| That sounds like a dangerous bet |
| I thought tariff decision could come this Friday? What’s on the 12th? |
| AXTI up another 16% |
| Pack it up, folks, the market is being gay today. |
| Yup, I made 6X with ASTS but sold it. Their execution has been terrible and now they'll have to compete with Space X, good luck with that.\n\nIt's the most overrated space stock right now because contrary than RKLB their gains weren't due from outstanding management execution, but just from the hype machine and pumpers everywhere spamming the stock everywhere. And I was part of that so I know, the management has missed goals all the time |
| Managed to sell mine for a profit at open before the fade. |
| Damn intc calls, kinda crazy. Didn’t believe in it at first |
| Peng holy fuck 🤬🤬🤬🤬 |
| Pick a side just let me go back to sleep please |
| Release a documentary glazing Trump = deal auto approved. |
| I’m on paternity leave fellas now I got time to gamble all my savings |
| Let’s all agree that 690 is a good spot |
| God help me from buying anther tsla call |
| #RUG IT |
| Listening to Hot N Cold by Katy Perry. It perfectly describes what this market does to me |
| So desperate to keep this shit propped up lol |
| Nvda could go to 10 trillion next year and people on here would still say it’s undervalued 😂 |
| liek geniuyenly what the fuck even was that candle |
| Leaps (well minus a few days) for the win |
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| If Spx doesn’t find its footing at 6943 we are going way down |
| Freak the fuck out and sell everything. |
| Lookin ruggy out there today |
| this is how circuit breaker days start |
| They haven't "popped" like the rest of mag7 so there's more running potential. |
| gld for the win today 414 me pls |
| Anyone bullish on $Hive? Seems undervalued based on their revenue growth which is exploding. Not invested jw |
| Rip. Not too late for puts!!!! |
| The great bear market of 10am |
| Intc bois eating good |
| Misses all over the place, bad economy, buy the Bag I mean Mag 7 are back LMAO |
| Down 2k in 2 days. Sigh |
| See? |
| Up 2k on my iwm puts!! LFG! I’m more of a bull but after that run up was hopping for some pull back! Need a 5k bag:) |
| Lmfaoo that dip was bought in seconds its too fucking easy they just dont let the market go down |
| Would be great if it went to 680 today |
| https://preview.redd.it/i1m6la2wzxbg1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=340b88438087442c6814939f807a6cf398628278 |
| Only trade whilst high in cocaine |
| VERY COOL not nonsense at all. |
| JOLTS were lower, a lot less job openings, more people getting hired ? so less chances of rate cuts ? |
| Almost bought 15k SPX 0DTE calls right before the big drop 😂 |
| Losing my mind ahorting tsla... |
| i hope i am dead center and dont have to worry about it. post nuc war sounds like a pain. |
| sell all, it's over |
| This shit is genuinely goofy |
| The heat gives you a free pubic waxing |
| Nah should’ve just sold unless you hate money |
| Little bit o' volume on this ruggie |
| NANA LETS GOOOOOOOO 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀 |
| Is Mr. Tariff gonna fuck my calls like they were girls on Epstein island? |
| New here & trying to understand this. What is the wager in this contract? What is the risk? Could they lose more than the $1k if the price went the other way? |
| Sounds like you won’t fuck it up in the usual ways then \n\nMaybe you should explore buying longer expirations with a longer time horizon \n\nHowever, If your playbook is trimming at 10% or 20% or whatever number then you can’t be upset if you reach that threshold, trim, and then the position runs. You did the thing. Find a new entry. |
| not easy this market man |
| Everyone acting like this isn’t going back up over 693. This is when you get calls. This is coming from a previously identified bear |
| SPY goes down 0.01% : bears rejoice for the first time in 2026 |
| Tsla to 0, ass rammed by nvda robotaxis |
| Not like this...not like this. |
| employment is gonna be such an existential threat this year stimulus/rate cuts are gonna go wild |
| Are Wall Street actually retarded? I feel like I'm going insane and that 90% of articles that come out seem obvious to me |
| Oh that’s a red candle all right |
| Dread it, run from it, but do not forget it. The 10am reversal forgets no regard. |
| The numbers, Mason! What do they mean?\n\n“Calls are fucked, man.” - Mason, probably |
| You got cooked didn't you. |
| WDC down 11%... storage is volatile AF. |
| Bag holding big time... stay away! |
| Well I guess it was fun talking shit about bers for a few minutes back to reality of watching my call gains fade all day 😔 |
| Less job opening will obviously be bullish. If not today then tomorrow |
| Not at breakeven yet |
| with META glasses you will be all good |
| If you didn’t buy puts at ATH……. |
| My puts are back to gray. Next stop: green. |
| LMAO SPY |
| https://preview.redd.it/bo56byarzxbg1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7af5259c47828568f787220f7605e1c2713abd59 |
| Everything pukes after I close my shorts |
| That's funny. The SPY $689 puts went from $.23 to an instant $.20 at 10:00 am with no movement and then 10 seconds later jumped to $.28 |
| Whattt? |
| Over |
| there's one person controlling the WDC price action it seems |
| as soon as i sold for a small profit this morning.. it dumped. not looking back. |
| No you gotta turn your back to it for a good selfie |
| Right now |
| Yes, doesn't hurt, but also not terrible. |
| facts. |
| Fuck u sofi |
| Spy puts are finally printing LFG |
| Can change your life. For the worst. |
| MU forward P/E is around 10 though, seems pretty decent fundementals no? |
| It’s over guys 😭 |
| Is APLD going to pull a PENG? |
| 😈 |
| I have 'tarded my last re |
| Gotta be shorting crypto here |
| nvda can you hold gains for more than 3 seconds please |
| We got it for 1 minute but we got it |
| 10am dump right on time |
| Guys in case of a nuclear war, is it bad for the eyes to look directly into the nuclear explosion without sunglasses? |
| when was that? |
| if you didnt sell during the morning pump you deserve to lose |
| young julia boorstin must have been sooo hot. red heads are god's gift to celts. |
| Bols? |
| Oh for sure |
| [Scotiabank downgrades AST Spacemobile stock on valuation concerns](https://www.investing.com/news/analyst-ratings/scotiabank-downgrades-ast-spacemobile-stock-on-valuation-concerns-93CH-4434887)\n\nNo shit Sherlock, a company with no revenue, managed to launch 1 satellite in all of 2025 when they promised 30, and they need 90+ just to start to offer service. |
| That’s a huge drop but also seasonal tbh |
| lmao SPY just got bitchslapped back to reality |
| Right back to open on spy 🤡 |
| The downvote is just bear tears |
| wtf happened to meta ? Any news? Should I buy the dip? |
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| Closed it out at 2.06. Not a bad result considering my initial entry point. |
| !banbet apld $40 4w |
| I'M DOWN MASSIVELY, SO MY DAY ISN'T GOING THAT WELL, BUT I THINK IT'LL BE OK. |
| Thanks retard I blame you |
| Bulls in full control |
| Dropped? Does that mean the price is going down? |
| holy fuck bul straight up dedeaded |
| ASTS needs to break 100 bro |
| WHY V DOWN 😭 |
| Musk talking about NVDA ramp up times while also talking about casually building a 2nm fab with no prior fab technology, nice |
| there’s like one person just downvoting everyone lol |
| Buy OKLO |
| House committee on energy and commerce guy and energy guy are holding a meeting. They're gonna live stream it to the public |
| Calls |
| Will spy follow iwm with the dump? |
| Guessing data is bad? |
| Its gone, its all gone |
| Soon |
| Lmao JOLTs bad. Who woulda thought |
| Bought MSFT calls Friday, watched them go -90% and cut today for -10%. That’s a fucking win |
| Nbis to 115 eod |
| Hell yeah. Sadly I need more |
| _Sir, Joe Biden's economy has struck again_ |
| TSLA wants to go red so bad 😂\n\nLONG POET HIVE LWLG AND AMD |
| AVGO - Dumps at open every time! worst stock ever. |
| Don’t worry market will rally on JOLTS Miss because it means more cuts lmao |
| Ur fuk like ber |
| So many downvotes today |
| THAT WAS A VERY REALISTIC CANDLE LOL |
| Lmfao MU |
| so glad i listened to meet kevin again , wasnt sure about q calls he said tesla rebound , nowim down 38% |
| Not all homosexuals are bears, but all bears are homosexuals. Let that sink in |
| Whoever called out PFE calls for 1/16, bless you. (No chance I find the original comment in a WSB thread this week) |
| Venezuela about to become Puerto Rico 2.0 |
| Morereee |
| I guess 695 was truly a meme |
| Doesn’t seem too bullish out there |
| *US NOV. JOB OPENINGS 7.146M; EST. 7.648M |
| Bye Felicia |
| 7.1 mil vs 7.6 mil estimate\n\n-500,000 job openings \n\nProbably increases rate cut odds |
| TSLA 11AM PUMP |
| We can go lower. Let’s do it |
| How deep thoigh |
| Slut spy |
| INTC UP \n\nSPY DOWN \n\n\nTHESE ARE MY DEMANDS |
| Nice |
| Guys it dropped like 50 cents after I sold my 2 puts 🙁 |
| Greenland sounds cool and all but in my case I think Redland would be more fitting. |
| Glad to hear it |
| 10:00\n\nDaily scheduled GOOG dump. |
| The only resistance on NVDA 190 is the fact that these pussies can’t let it expire itm |
| Jobs data just came out |
| Google do that shit again lol.... |
| Cliff |
| The spread on oklo contracts tho |
| I can only get so hard |
| What’s the hearing champ |
| Bigger number ≠ better deal. Paramount feels like leverage + 12–18 months of regulatory roulette, Netflix is lower headline value but way more certainty.\n\nMarket reaction is probably the cleanest signal here: \n WBD - Hold (81% confidence) Hold signal with 81% AI confidence. AI targets: TP .24 / SL .52. Educational algorithmic analysis - not personalized investment advice. aimytrade.io |
| Back to breakeven cause of nvda LFG |
| 10am dump because I'm loaded with calls?? |
| They did it again lmaooooo |
| WHAT IN THE BALLS IS THAT |
| LETS FUCKING GO SPY DROP |
| BREAK EVEN BREAK EVEN |
| Because rebuying is now the price of his profit? Lol |
| Is she ALIVE? |
| Ew! |
| 10 o'clock dump right on schedule eh |
| Any idea why? |
| WTF WTF |
| It's 10 o'clock bois. You know what time it is. |
| same 🙁 |
| SPY you bitch don't you dare |
| We can smell colors now? |
| Nuclear hearing in 15 minutes. Let's see if a good day gets greater 🤔 |
| PENG faceplanted as expected, but that swing was insane. I lost \~80% of my profits by not selling immediately. |
| Good luck brotha let’s get outta this shit |
| Throw it back in casino |
| #Ban Bet Won\n---\n\n/u/GneissFrog made a bet that SOXL would go to 51.0 within **1 day** when it was 52.3 and it did, congrats regard.\n\nTheir record is now 3 wins and 12 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| It’s already going back up |
| I am very quick to take profits, so I don’t think my mental make is up to hold and get greedy. I am more in mind set of smaller gains daily rather than big gains. The risk isn’t worth the reward. But I am trying to figure out if my model is sub-optimal. |
| Just gay traders leaving. |
| ! Ban bet Pltr $200 by January 31st. |
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| Well done! |
| wtf is happening with intc? Looks like I sold too early this time |
| Thanks, I will. Same to you, good luck in 2026! It's gonna be a challenging year. |
| LETS GO NVDA CALLS all day every market open this week $\_$ |
| Big if true! |
| Let's see those rate cut odds plunge on data, then it'll dip, I can offload calls for a free 8k, and rebuy short dated calls for V. Don't miss the play =D |
| you did good |
| I’m disgustingly long rn and a perma bull because I’m not stupid nor blinded by FUD and gay morality \n\nBut I welcome the eventual 20-30% haircut in the broad market with open arms ***because you guys are getting fucking annoying in here***\n\nWe need to thin the herd bad |
| Hecla mining -10.7%, ok. |
| what was the 1 win |
| My whole port is gold, silver and platinum. I really am a dumb ber 🙁 |
| Mark and Tim’s cuck stocks holding SPY and QQQ back from some frothy 1-2% gainers right now. Someone people remind them that people want stocks to go up, not down. |
| meta and msft both taking turns who gets the +1% or -1% day |
| Made $11 today. Time to close the app and relax. |
| Will be cashing my GOOG puts shortly |
| Here we go again. |
| If you’re not losing money today, you don’t have enough memes in your port |
| Blinded by the lights, revved up like a deuce in the middle of the night 🎶 |
| Hold on to your pants ism pmi 🫣 |
| Just fk do it |
| Off'd |
| meta fuck you piece of shit die in cold bloods |
| WDC down 9% today will surely not pump tomorrow\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/9o0rwxcvyxbg1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5991fd227b06a2dc17801cb33fd51d61e9130704 |
| is AAPL dead ? One time i trusted you -- go up |
| !banner PL $30 1m |
| Back to the frenzied buying as if there won’t ever be shares available again. |
| just post your gains and let them speak |
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| Today’s the day I >!overtrade FDs!< |
| !banbet nvda 180 1d |
| gld free monies |
| More aapl calls.. im out of cash now.. |
| Nvda up more than 1% for the third morning in a row. Fool me once fool me twice fool me three times 🤡 |
| No, lots of news ahead |
| Same. Or yesterday was technically first |
| FUCK YOU META |
| my poops smell green i think thats a good sign |
| potus more than likely gave the order himself, “kill the gold trade, real americans don’t get afraid.” |
| Amzn hitting a brick wall at 243.50, come on baby!! Papa needs a new pair of a shoes!! |
| You won’t because you can’t for like a week |
| FFS goog! |
| Need dump or put is fucked |
| Yess Goog. To 400 now |
| Ukraine or Venezuela with the other poors. |
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| Buddy I made 6x from my ASTS investment. It's not going up another 6X in less than a year I guarantee you that. The easy money with ASTS has been made, these guys had terrible execution, delays after delays and so much dilution, the hype (which I myself did spamming ASTS everywhere) is what gave that 6x multibagger, not their execution.\n\nStarlink is going to eat their market and they're priced at 33 billion. All the pdf used insane assumptions and only an idiot would believe them, even less now that they'll compete with Space X\n\nIf you believe they'll reach $200 billion market cap now that Space X has entered the market, I have a bridge to sell you\n\nLiterally all other space stocks offer a better opportunity than ASTS at this price |
| Hear me out guys. Occugen |
| Did you know that all the drugs come into the US through Greenland? Greenland is the biggest narco-terrorist nation in the world. |
| Everything looks like its ready to fall off a fucking cliff lol. Guess Ill buy 0dte silver calls and wait for the inevitable fake pump funded by 10's of billions of Fed dollars and the Silver pump that comes with that. |
| up 3%.... from the transfer bonus |
| SLV can go to hell, I'm going to Toyotathon. |
| So.... Overpriced... Still. On paper of course. |
| L M A O |
| Then you weren’t trading |
| Tesla what are you doing |
| 698 |
| If TSLA could stop being a bitch that would be great cmon Elmo |
| Let me guess. NVDA is going to close flat or slightly red EOD? |
| Melon and Mango are tag teaming Melania as we speak |
| I’m holding STX 300 puts currently |
| Yes sir🫡 |
| My calls are printing now. Don’t know if I should sell or hold. Still got a couple weeks left |
| Oh holy father, blessed be thy green days.\nShine the green light at the unenlightened ones, the doubters, the critics.\nShow them the way of the bull and the neverending rally that is upon us. |
| Big pump or dump in about 2mins |
| starting to see the light guys |
| Learn from it dude, seriously I’ve paid a lot a lot for lessons but came out much better after |
| Did my first 0tde, let's see how it goes |
| Do you post on YouTube |
| Here I am still holding gay ass AAPL. Fuck man |
| Check yourself before 60% of your account is gone in a morning or overnight \n\nThis attitude is how you lose your whole ass |
| Told you regards this morning, did you listen?\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/0uskhcsnyxbg1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f8e5b230c1ca1c55ae73ea700bc7365e772602c7 |
| Long on Tesla, like every day |
| Priced in |
| Iwm calls ? |
| calls are the freest money of all time this is so easy |
| That was probably one of the last times you'll see SLV below $70 |
| Never let facts get in the way of a good circlejerk |
| NVDA big green dildo my eyesss |
| or gap fill 188? |
| made $44 on spy 0dte hell ya got my lunch covered today |
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| That’s my hope |
| Come on Jensen! |
| 690 puts will set your portfolio on fire, just delete trade apps instead. |
| SPY $695 eod possible ? |
| +$524 no more buying power gg |
| Oh snap, More MU puts |
| Cocaine exports down is inherently bearish for US financial markets |
| INTC called it\n\nIt’s not too late 👉👌 |
| 🐻🤣 |
| Yeesh, that's a punch in the gut. I'm not quite that deep but it still stings. Been bag holding since Oct. like a dingus. This one is on me for sure. |
| Bolish |
| what's the news for GOOG? |
| WSB outperforms Motley Fool's picks any given day |
| gld is free bread today |
| who is trying to scam Jim Cramer lmao |
| Damn sold my NVDA calls when it was at 188.50 cause it looked like it was going to trickle back down. I have bitch hands. |
| Yeah it does every day |
| Seems like WW3 will start soon |
| Make Greenland Green Again! |
| Quack quack |
| just wait till the europeans stop buying metals here in a bit |
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| shits pumping uncontrollably |
| It’s not cool or edgy to lose on directionality all the time because you think it should be the other way *for reasons*\n\nIt’s kind of fucking sad tbh |
| !banbet SNDK 300 1w |
| Sold more GOOG at 322.5 (cost 316.5, 316.6, 317.1) and took profit, 😆\n\nRedemption Time for my heavy GOOG long position! |
| Bought RR leaps. Could be retarded. Could be not retarded. We'll see, but nothing worse than me buying 20k of lulu leaps. |
| RZLV is back! |
| TSLA oversolddd |
| cmon NVDA fill that 205 gap ASAP |
| Meta is fucking gay |
| Most bullish thing you can say lol |
| Spend all night and all morning watching spy movement just to sell my calls at a $35 gain instead of a $1k gain cause I have paper hands |
| Shitters clogged. |
| #wen santa rally |
| I sold INTC 40C yesterday for a loss after the event news did nothing smh |
| that pump tho |
| When you are ready to have a discussion about where gold is heading and demonstrate your analytical chops, I’d love to hear it. So far, all hat no caddle. |
| Meh. Guess I'll do some actual work today. |
| Down 200 this year so far after fucking up many trades. Not a good start. I typically average +1k per week. Fuck me. |
| ~~WHY THE FUCK IS VIX SO LOW WHEN WE HAVE ACTIVE SITUATIONS ACROSS THE GLOBE~~\n\n\nWell ATH is cool |
| Fuck it I got some puts, sue me. Hope jobs data sends us down a leg so I can sell and rejoin the call train |
| slept in 15 minutes, looked at PENG. LOL. FML, I lost 80% of my profit because I slept in. Still managed to book a small win... buuuuut... |
| NVDA didn’t gap up or pump at open today. This time is different |