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| You had 20 minutes to take profit. Did you? |
| Wtf was that pump |
| Peace deal over the weekend. Gap to 675 Monday |
| I knew I should've sold some 0dte calls at that peak |
| I bought a call at the top lol |
| Why pump? |
| What happened to cause a rocket? |
| Last Monday was way biggrr |
| Nah it was Bibi this time |
| What headline |
| You already have a bet going - SPY to 662.97915 before 20-Mar-2026 08:08 AM -05 |
| News: they're still pushing the JPow probe and the SEC may cut off Chinese access to US capital markets\n\nSPY: I think I'll pump 4 dollars\n\nW...what |
| Damn… sad. 😢 holding BABA. |
| !banbet SPY 664 1d |
| Same smh |
| Anyone who thought that Israel helping the U.S. “keep the strait open “ meaningfully changed things is regarded |
| This is really just coming down to kill any 0DTE calls who didn't close, will rip back up come last 15 mins |
| Bols the type of short-sighted beast that finds themselves bragging about breaching 660, and then not even being able to keep that. |
| Short the rips long the dips |
| Bought the dip on the puts |
| It’s so fucking wild, it’s like the algos can’t be trusted to scrape the tweets fast enough so they’re just programmed to buy on any ridiculous pump because that probably means 🥭 manipulation |
| I just need a small loan of $1,000,000. |
| Mission accomplished. You squeezed me out of my puts |
| I got an ad for an anime mobile game during Netanyahu’s presser |
| Nothing surprises me anymore |
| What just happened did Donald say he won for the 5th time and people still buy it lol |
| Another Miss today\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/aqlnypstz1qg1.png?width=975&format=png&auto=webp&s=f17886d7a08993a04aa2862a649c3decf28d0029\n\n |
| MMs got bored and let it pump awhile just to give both bols and bers a pounding |
| legit biggest bull trap I have ever seen |
| Imagine falling for a +0.05% bol trap |
| its been 5mins do you know why SNDK isnt at all time highs?? s |
| The jews |
| Dumb ass fucking time line |
| How much emerging market debt is DB really holding, as a percentage of their total debt holdings? |
| You know there’s at least one person who was up bigly on puts, didn’t sell, and is punching air right now |
| Putin really deserves MVP award. Dude killed it getting the sanctions dropped, selling weapons/Intel to Iran while having the US pay them is some genius shit. |
| I miss Feb |
| markets so rattled that algos are wilding |
| RDDT stock is down 4% AGAIN... LOL what the HELL???? Because the servers went down?\n\nWhat a piece of trash stock |
| I asked for a "little pump" earlier. I apologize. |
| Wasnt there an attack on a big oil refinery on israel a few hours ago? |
| Someone must’ve hacked the dealers and they weren’t able to suppress it anymore 🤣 |
| Puts on this shit app |
| Am I crazy for believing bibi coming on to ease the markets and the public sentiment is bearish af? They know theyre in the shitter and are now scrambling - Iran has the cards now |
| all that pump for nothing but a trap |
| They're cheap for a reason, buddy. |
| So much fraud\n\nEscaped my calls at the top |
| good ol' DLSS 5 ON DLSS 5 OFF hijinx |
| 591 close on QQQ |
| Hey dude!! I built a platform for people like you and I ! It’s called GraceFinance and it tracks financial behavior! Give it a try |
| Final answer? |
| *So it was fake….*\n\nLMAOOOO |
| Holy fuck boys, breaking even today I fucking need a cig. |
| What in the kangaroo fuck is goinf on with this price action. Just fucking climb |
| If you’re doing a whole panel upgrade, you’ll need to have power company turn off power anyway. You can buy panel and breakers ahead of time. The thing that consumes the most time is everything outside of the electrical part. |
| WHAM BAM WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED |
| DON'T.. DON'T GIVE ME HOPE |
| LMFAOOOOO ya’ll gonna believe it this time too? 680’s didn’t even last a full day last time they said it was practically over |
| What is the pump for ? Dump?😹 |
| Pamp it |
| Godspeed |
| Welcome to the Chinese century |
| Someone bought the dip. |
| Thanks for the cheap puts |
| I’m seeking $200 billion to save my port |
| Looks like Iran war will be long, CoCkSeth & Co. demand 200b $ for longer war. \nHigher 10y yields... --> Markets drop |
| So we outta the 200DMA woods now? Tested the waters and no one liked it. |
| You can drill all you want my hole floppy I don’t feel anything anymore |
| Hope you sold |
| lmao reddit and the shorting algos share the same servers apparently |
| that MF |
| The fight for 660 theater |
| reddit went down for like 20 min? |
| Second pump coming? |
| Bagholder spotted.\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| What what what did I miss?? |
| Damn that punp fake got me good fuck me |
| I'd rather have a strong dollar and far, far weaker equities. |
| Viagra shrek in full force |
| not touching any options with this market lol, i bought 5 shares of VOO tho so call me temu warren buffet |
| "We don't need Israel's help to open the strait" |
| Short the shit out of RDDT dog shit website |
| mandatory Congrats and fuck you! |
| No |
| Okay better question, why the fuck happened |
| So...when do we sell STX? I keep thinking it can't go higher and then it does? |
| Lmao remember it’s illegal for spy to be green during regular trading hours |
| Ah, so this is where those random insider spikes this afternoon were waiting for.\n\nHi Barron! |
| Just the beginning of pain for you, bers |
| So much theta fuckery this past week, felt good to feel alive for a second there lmao |
| Bro I just bought calls wth |
| These bullshit headlines are going to kill people. |
| Mmmm not the big backs |
| Theyll help open it by nuking it |
| Up 300% on NAV which means 300% overvalued lol |
| What if this time they’re telling the truth and the war is really over? Wouldn’t wanna miss that. Better full port calls. |
| This EOD trickery's just a preview for tomorrow no? |
| I mean it should, it pumped on Netanyahu talking about helping with the strait. Anyone who’s not regarded knows that means nothing |
| I shorted the top of the candle and just got out |
| Thank you |
| Man, I should really buy random, wild 5 point OTM SPY calls at the very end of the day more often. |
| Anyone able to cash out on any spy lotto calls? Saw someone say they picked some just in case this happened |
| MSFT back to where it was before that pump 🤣🤣 |
| 🩸🅱️lack Monday loading.... |
| Damn, congrats |
| Reverse V\n\n😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 |
| This is why you don't do condors. |
| The new reddit server error is hilarious |
| hope you sold your calls bols drill baby drill |
| Jesus fu o it’s already dumping back down |
| Did Iran attack reddit? |
| Dip buying opportunities? You mean put buying opportunities |
| Man Bessent is such a fucking retard lmao |
| NDX 24250 🪄🪄 |
| YOU ALL HAVE BEEN MOONIPULATED |
| You just decided to 0dte for no reason? You got someone on the inside?! Share. I wont tell |
| Yo wtf were those SPX candles lol. |
| WTF is the market? I want my money back. The game is rigged! |
| Markets pump 1hr before close...just as RDDT and other social media platforms start gliching? suspect for sure. |
| among the fakest pumps you will ever see |
| the obvious inverse |
| Liquit Exidity |
| i swear if those two posts of this particular hairy milf get lost cuz of my refreshing, im holding all of u accountable |
| Wth was that spike? Did some billionaire just burn their entire wealth to fake pump the market? |
| So we pumped because Israel said they're gonna continue doing what they're already doing? 🤔 |
| hey i made my money for the day, im just a spectator now mostly. |
| Damn wtf happened to the internet |
| Hi hi |
| wtf was that pump. |
| https://preview.redd.it/hldczafdz1qg1.png?width=320&format=png&auto=webp&s=423dc3bd3592205bfe8eb31c9d2eecd9502a084f\n\n |
| Nice! Congrats |
| "US Treasury issues Russia-related general license, license allows sale of Russian Crude oil and petroleum products loaded on vessels as of March 12th, 2026 - Treasury Department Website."\n\n\nI think this news was the reason why it pump. Last time there was a similar news about USA will buy Russia oil and the market pump too. \n\n |
| By that logic, we’ll get one through tomorrow. Bullish af |
| I swear if we end lower than before that pump began.... |
| Who got trapped? |
| EOSE calls 5.50 that expire tomorrow |
| lmao |
| Bessent: "In essence, we will be using the Iranian barrels against the Iranians to keep the price down for the next 10 or 14 days as we continue this campaign."\n\n🤣 Funny way of saying, "Iran got us by the balls." |
| I hope everyone cashed in on that big green shrek. You had plenty of time |
| What the fuck is happening |
| Those numbers seem bad man |
| To fuck ur puts |
| Who is bibi? |
| Clings to every word that gives any hope for the markets to go up……but completely ignores any news that should make it go down. A one way train |
| Now the cheers for gravity begin |
| So once the strait of homoz opens we officially moon, simple |
| they also are utilizing smart factory with other ai companies , one is in production phase now, I forget what pltr they are also using for this but its a game changer |
| BOLS LMAO |
| The US Dollar Index is down over 1% on the day so far, is that good? |
| IWM and RUT went crazy |
| A peek above gap fill and rejected. Tomorrow should be absolutely wild. |
| did this shit and CCL rose by 5 points😂 |
| Should've sold more calls to these regarded bols off that top |
| I just want to close green just for one day lol |
| ok but what if some people's puts expire today (not me, but some people) ok |
| Believe it or not bullish |
| If china does not adhere to UNSC resolution 2817 where freedom of navigation is a fundamental principle of international law we should consider China a hostile party and include striking chinese investment in iran and middle east |
| Even as a permabol, I gotta admit that pump was pure fucking bs lmao. Condolences to the greedy people who held 0dte puts and didn't sell before the pump, the market makers thank you for your donations |
| Land of the free, where you can’t smoke a little weed after work, but a handle of whiskey is fine |
| I have no idea and am an actual retard don't listen to me 😂 |
| Calls it earlier today literally |
| Bring back the dump 😫 |
| In the same breath said boots on the ground. Insane |
| why did i not sell my puts when i was massively green. aiy yih yih |
| Bers buying too many poots |
| I didn't hear no bell |
| https://preview.redd.it/v6jtfxg5z1qg1.png?width=320&format=png&auto=webp&s=910622ab77551792fcf88f500b4a3ba6e31dcefe\n\n |
| Behind you! |
| Bolish just for some one popping up? Only proves the war will get worse before it gets better. Fake ass pump. Bring this shit back down\n\n |
| Alright bulls cash out before your exit liquidity |
| Order 66 is being executed today....war ends soon. |
| Just paperhanded the fuck out of some SPX bear credit spreads near the top of this pump. It’s cool. I’ll take $300 in 4 minutes. |
| Aren't drones what they're using to make the strait of Hormuz impassible? Maybe the drones aren't fucking up US military forces, but their use in attacking shipping is. |
| Even if the war stops tomorrow, the effects of this war will be felt for a long time to come. |
| You should be good. |
| bibi said they destroyed iran's navy and are "working to reopen" the straight, whatever that means |
| this market rewarding both bulls n bears |
| literally xD |
| "It'll be over soon"\n\n\nI feel like maybe ive heard that before |
| Fahhhhh, I was holding 15 SPX 6605 call contracts, sold them on that 2:10pm pop for $460 each, fml, had I held another hour I would have made another 20-30k easy |
| I am a man of my word. I said I would laugh my sack off if this truned green earlier. Now I need medical advice on how to reattach |
| I love this Market |
| i wanna know how many bears got fucked |
| “What?” - Joe Biden |
| Thanks for providing a genuine answer. |
| What's even the point of this pump? |
| this is why if I see gain on those options I close |
| Felt so lonely in those 10min without reddit |
| Yes SPY very cool and very legal |
| \nIsraeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu says Iran no longer has the ability to enrich uranium or make ballistic missiles.\n\nNetanyahu told a news conference it’s unclear if the Iranian people will rise up and take control of the country from authorities of the Islamic Republic.\n\n“It’s too soon to tell if Iranians will take to streets. You can’t do a revolution from the air; there needs to be a ground component as well. There are many possibilities for a ground component, I won’t share what they are,” he told reporters. |
| Taco prob declared strait open. It'll pump until iran comes out and says nuh-uh or blow up a ship. |
| Don’t you mean west Taiwan wants to take Taiwan |
| Is there a polymarket bet on Netanyahu making a Pearl Harbor joke? |
| SHIPS PASSING THROUGH THE STRAIT OF HORMUZ \n \n Feb 26 → 132 \n Feb 27 → 128 \n Feb 28 → 98 \n Mar 01 → 18 \n Mar 02 → 7 \n Mar 03 → 2 \n Mar 04 → 2 \n Mar 05 → 1 \n Mar 06 → 0 \n Mar 07 → 1 \n Mar 08 → 2 \n Mar 09 → 1 \n Mar 10 → 2 \n Mar 11 → 1 \n Mar 12 → 0 \n Mar 13 → 3 \n Mar 14 → 1 \n Mar 15 → 0 \n Mar 16 → 1 \n Mar 17 → 2 \n Mar 18 → 1 \n Mar 19 → 0 |
| We're in the midst of the largest energy crisis in decades and the price of crude has hovered between 90-100 for stupider things, but YOLO |
| Just like last week, markets manipulating the propaganda again |
| No feeing quite like the market violently moving the second after you make a play you’ve been waiting all day to enter. \n\nFuck me man. Can we just have a normal market? |
| i can believe netty saved my calls port today. sold out, im sitting on the sidelines now. shit was scary |
| Hello anyone here |
| What |
| This guy fucks |
| I'm waiting til uso hits $200 before buying some long dated puts. |
| Probably going to pump Friday, and shit out blood on Monday |
| What caused the pump? It could just be bibi right? He hasn’t said much |
| I’m so confused |
| Oh look a 0% finish to fuck calls and puts, almost like it was controlled |
| Nice! |
| I have my buy order at $58 lol |
| so dumb |
| Fade to black! |
| All the bers who greeded and held 0dte puts got absolutely annihilated god damn |
| Israel says they’ll help open the strait, as if that’s any different from them bombing Iran for the last month |
| Well actually this is because of triple witching 🤓☝️ |
| I’ll still think we can see SLV 60 tmrw again. |
| LOL God couldn't open the Strait if Iran wants it closed. |
| Boys, I’m officially a MSFT bagholder. |
| Market up on news that Ted Faro's killer robots have turned against humanity |
| It doesn’t matter if it’s true or not the market want to pump SO BADLY \n\nWill take ANY reason to do it. Just get 700 calls for a few months out you’ll make millions EASY |
| \nIsrael's Prime Minister Netanyahu: Israel is helping the US open the Strait of Hormuz\n\n \nUS Treasury issues Russia-related general license, license allows sale of Russian Crude oil and petroleum products loaded on vessels as of March 12th, 2026 - Treasury Department Website. \n |
| wtf happened |
| I need 5% more on spy to maybe break even |
| Just made more money swing trading this pump then I have in the entire month |
| Reddit being a piece of shit |
| Other way around |
| WRONG WAY SPY |
| reddit crashes right as that pump started lol |
| It feels extra special to sell bears worthless puts |
| get rekt bers lmao you derserve it |
| Bruh, you were fucking spot on 😂 |
| And I thought I sold my calls at the top. Took a lunch break and now here we are |
| That was a quick bagger. Less than an hour to make a couple gs |
| ber r fuk abandon ship immediately |
| I wish I was this naive |
| Can someone share the news that caused this? I cant find it anywhere lol |
| War… options? |
| Great for exit liquidity. Israel won’t change anything in the short term. Gg to everyone holding calls, put holder hope you enjoyed getting gaped. |
| . |
| I’ll suck a dick if there’s a peace deal. \n\nI’ll suck two if there isn’t. |
| panic sold my UVIX at the very bottom but came to my senses and bought back for a few cents more |
| How does that increase the underlying? |
| there will be some kind of announcement AH btw |
| Puts right before close if you like money |
| https://preview.redd.it/5514wfiny1qg1.png?width=320&format=png&auto=webp&s=c0eaeacacc00e8a18d08f23c8366be9a8d1cab3c\n\n |
| oy vey |
| Market will try to grab air if there's even a .0001% chance of recovery |
| Meta srill way down wtf |
| i chose not to sell my TSM put when it was +500 percent at bell open today. ugh |
| Butt fucked by NathanYahoo 😡 |
| What’s the news |
| All the money funding AI whatevers is gulf state investments\n\nThose gulf economies are straight fuct for the next couple of years. They aren’t investing elsewhere when they can’t keep their own lights on. \n\nNo more VC funding for openAI etc. |
| “Sir, you need glasses, the contracts you picked are for Dutch Bros.” |
| Israel said Iran has lost the capability to build nukes... But also suggested there will be troops on the ground for regime change. |
| https://preview.redd.it/7ej4vnjly1qg1.png?width=320&format=png&auto=webp&s=45ca8844ab5cdd459227ab70897400e98104d68a\n\n |
| Suddenly, I am no longer depressed at my shtty ass job |
| ffs iran surrenders, i just filled my fuckin tank too, add another fuckin loss |
| And back down |
| Huge tax benefits too |
| Ground water type pokemon |
| yeah well id rather not get electrocuted but i sure as fuck am gonna find a cheaper option |
| No it didnt you fucking moron |
| Shit on ur thumb |
| Was the pump just from 🇮🇱 chatting?\n\nThis market will believe anything huh. |
| https://preview.redd.it/pihncruiy1qg1.png?width=320&format=png&auto=webp&s=c5dcde11c9112c6223a07154bc91d0b3e11ba289\n\n |
| Bibi said hold my beer |
| Recession cancelled again. |
| Super fucking cool end to the day, |
| They saw all of our puts |
| # Lol fuck this market, that was a bul trap designed to give retards some hopium. |
| I read it was 3-5 years ? |
| I’m up 20% on KORU today (3x Korea etf) bought it at market open |
| https://preview.redd.it/f81n00aiy1qg1.jpeg?width=1236&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d8545bf65beba53410b7d25776b7bfca7b0f7e9f |
| stupid ass bers dont realize it was never their season |
| Wtf… this is becoming insanity at this point |
| I literally don't know what to do |
| Now we go all the way back down and more. Better cash out |
| one day im going to be in one of these 1000%ers 😤 |
| Can you guys shut the fuck up? President Netanyahu is speaking |
| They really don't want this under 655 |
| wtf just happened? the whole market flipped and Reddit crashed |
| War is over. If you want it |
| Ber fuk??? |
| Next leg up please |
| Nice to see old.reddit still working fine through all sorts of errors even after all these years |
| Pump was so big it took down Reddit servers. Shits down on desktop |
| Wow , I didn’t buy asml at 735$ 🫢 but my gitlab position has opened the umbrella in my arse. |
| https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/s/iHwHEviU7z |
| Port back above $2300 let’s goo. |
| Sssssouuu, we close flat, right? |
| So what happened |
| All we did was fill yesterdays gap and MMs are going to use your liquidity to dump the shit out of this |
| Meta srill down nearly 1.5 percent wtf |
| Somebody explain the last 30 minutes to me, and then accurately predict the price at open and also EOD tomorrow, pretty please \n\n |
| Thanks SPY, for testing if my margin calls still worked. |
| [ Removed by Reddit ] |
| im kinda digging Micro futures on Russell and Micro ES\n\nsmall margin requirements, no PDT rules |
| Puts on reddit server u/spez fix this u fst pos |
| Yes on 1/16/27 |
| I'm so glad I did not hold puts |
| They just applied dlss5 to spy lol |
| If you think you knew it would happen, you are a fool, if you think you did not, you are a fool. You can't do shit, this is rigged beyond your imagination just dca |
| Does the same shit every day 🤣 |
| Word on the street is that the OVO fighter jets are taking out WSB |
| Lmao how naive\n\nKeep wondering why the market is pumping dumbass |
| why can't u just say thank you and we will take off |
| Bibi talking as much shit as mango.\n\nAfter mango talked about opening the strait the market also mooned. The Iran bombed a boat or some shit in the Arabics and everyone surprised pikachu.jpg and it dumped even harder.\n\nThis is a prime opportunity for puts. |
| DOW IS BACK TO 50,000!!!!!\n\n |
| We ended the war again yall? |
| https://preview.redd.it/3qf4m5j9y1qg1.png?width=320&format=png&auto=webp&s=8cffdade640943b2c927e0286cc24cbe18fad8cd\n\n |
| Last chance to buy the next round of puts. The 🥭-reality train is ready for its next voyage down. |
| I'm a Boglehead too for most of my portfolio, but I've been pretty successful with my gambling account. If you believe in the efficient market hypothesis, then a passive index fund is the best investment because all available information is already priced into the market. But that applies to all other securities too including stocks and options. You're bearing more "uncompensated" risk by holding a single stock, but a 1% chance of making $100 is mathematically equal to a 10% chance of making $10 or a 100% chance of making $1.\n\nIf you have some edge where you get some valuable new information first, you can make a lot of money by being the first person to bring it to market. The same logic applies to day trading. Everyone has book learning. Algos price everything perfectly with all available information. But if some high school knucklehead idiot is the first to figure out that Monster energy drinks taste great, they can make a fortune. That's something that algos, AI, and pretentious Wall Street types who don't drink trashy gas station energy drinks can't figure out. \n\nhttps://www.cnbc.com/2024/02/17/monster-energy-drink-stock-is-best-performer-of-the-last-30-years.html\n\nAn A- student in microeconomics might try to risk competing against the A+ students at macroeonomic trading and they'll get killed. But an F student is more likely to be wise enough to stay in their lane. Mastering a niche has been the main way species have survived for billions of years. Your wife shouldn't tell her student that they *can't* succeed because it's fundamentally not true. She should teach them to be humble and recognize when they have an advantage and when they don't. Passive index investing is the optimal investment when you have no additional information over the rest of the market. It's silly if you have material inside information that XYZ stock missed earnings and is worth significantly less than the market knows. It's illegal to trade on that kind of information so every trader's edge is right at the border between what only they know and what everybody else knows. Passive investing rewards humility and patience. Active investing rewards learning new information first and acting decisively when an opportunity arrives. \n\nThere's a pendulum that swings between active and passive investing that keeps these two concepts in line. If everyone is a passive investor, securities in the index will be mispriced. If everyone is active, there's too much competition to generate alpha. This pushes investors one way or another and it's self correcting. Ultimately, that student will figure out what to do on their own. If they're successful at trading they'll keep doing it. If they're humble enough to recognize their own limitations, they'll keep their gains. If they aren't, they'll lose their shirt. As long as they know passive index investing is available, they'll eventually figure out how to do it.\n\nIf you want to speed this process up, tell them that evil Wall Street firms are scamming them with fees and spreads. Also, billionaire market makers are spying on them and trading against them Passive index investing is the way to keep your own returns and coast off of Wall Street's stock analysis work for free. That's how Jack Bogle persuaded everyone a few decades ago and his argument is even more relevant today than in the past. |
| This incredibly massive SPY +0.8% pump, maybe the biggest pump in american history, fresh off the heels of a -4.2% month, is all I needed to see. Zero doubt in my mind. Full port margin calls from here on out. |
| I must say, I was caught off guard... |
| Israel to help open straight. Arent they already involved lol anything to make oil drop and give relief they still mega fked |
| WHAT THE FUCK IS A SANDISK |
| Said no one |
| Hate that for you man, |
| MOOOAR! |
| https://preview.redd.it/adwnwel6y1qg1.png?width=320&format=png&auto=webp&s=7e4c6aabdba3c20457b5ce3b87a441415018e186\n\n |
| 😂 clown shoes. I love this shit |
| Did Israel strike the Reddit servers without informing US too |
| Ngl it was pretty obvious |
| Turned $40 dollars of Lotto calls into $400. That's going to pay for gas for this road trip. Have a great spring break y'all! 😎 |
| That’s because they want you to watch *Melania* but it’s not nearly as good or as real |
| This will tank after 0dtes close won’t it ?! Lmao |
| Totally legit 1% candle in a second. Surely this is the sign to full port 45min dte calls? |
| Helping open the straight offsets the 5% reduction in global oil production for the next 3-5 years from the attack earlier today |
| That was wild, WTF happened |
| Bulls and bears having the fight of a lifetime over spy |
| SPX 6625 calls went from 20$ to over $1200 during that shrek candle |
| https://preview.redd.it/orsua6i4y1qg1.png?width=320&format=png&auto=webp&s=f60eff37453c94e2d0468449e2a754cee86f0fb1\n\n |
| Uh, what did i miss and why |
| I’M TIRED MAN |
| Meta srill down |
| My sister works at a company that has earnings today. If it drops, we're gonna have a serious talk. |
| insiders buying, regards selling before close, so isniders are buying more. \n\nAH will be peacedeal announcement |
| israel hit one iranian refinery and iran hit five\n\ni now propose if iran hits one more we hit five iranian + chinese oil in iraq should they continue to fucking hit gcc+israel |
| Opportunity to get liquidated |
| NY times saying the US is going to lift sanctions on Iranian oil. Doubt they would do that if the strait were really re-opening |
| Holy shit this guy is regarded |
| Wooooo +200% thanks berssss |
| gambled |
| Yeah, I didn't check the time cuz I'm a moran |
| alright now he's pulling out the holocaust references |
| Good, most of the people realize Netanyahu’s words mean just about as little as 🥭’s\n\nNow dump it. |
| Bibi said they can't build more missiles (doubtful). But regardless, Iran has plenty of missiles (and drones) that are shot out of extremely hardened positions that the US/Israel really can't find and bomb |
| I have never felt dummer |
| i am a europoor... with nasdaq etf |
| Thanks for the reward u/Valkyrie_Skuld you are the best |
| How much ya make? |
| Yeah, so is the war over |
| I never hated a nation. Now I do 🖕 |
| we're pumping way too hard off this news, it's not enough to warrant this |
| "Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu of Israel said Thursday Iran no longer possesses the capabilities to enrich uranium or manufacture ballistic missiles. Preventing Iran from developing nuclear weapons was among the reasons that Israel and the United States gave for starting the war on Feb 28." |
| Spy green |
| Well, glad I sold the bottom 😂 |
| Sorry guys I sold my calls and bought puts. I’ll announce next time. |
| So apparently the pump is because Satanyahu said Iran no longer can enrich uranium or build missiles. So we will see how true that statement is |
| All this did was fill the gap. We can go back to drilling now. |
| To do this shit an hour before closing is criminal |
| One more leg up please to 666 |
| Holy fuck. Good shit m8 🫡 |
| Iran nuked the reddit servers |
| This is the retarded shit i’m looking for, bravo!!!! |
| We all know oil’s gonna blast up again after this dump lol |
| https://preview.redd.it/1p8gezywx1qg1.png?width=320&format=png&auto=webp&s=55b8ff937d9b511a36b1219ad5484ab9186df6fd\n\n |
| Reddit Bibi and Bessent cucking me |
| Markets probably just reacting to yahu being alive |
| What happened boys |
| reddit down and its wsb mods fault you cant convince me otherwise |
| I think the navy will take you there, visit your local recruitment office to meet with a travel agent! |
| # HOW RIGHT I WAS IN SAYING POWER HOUR 🤣 🤣 🤣 |
| God dammit MU can you just please fucking run to green and keep goin |
| The US is their power idiot |
| I made like 3k in a minute lol. This casino is the best |
| is the war over? Today has been incredible. The twist and turns. |
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| There is literally an opportunity every single day. And you hate this market? |
| ? |
| If anyone is curious about the jump in the indices, it was me, I put a lil market buy order in. Chump change for me really but enough for me to move markets |
| damn fuck did I miss I just got back |
| What's the headline here??? |
| Puts on Reddit |
| https://preview.redd.it/8idth36ux1qg1.png?width=320&format=png&auto=webp&s=3f7a1f1c8cba15a5a087e8ce5e3d092789d197bf\n\n |
| Holy, -5000 to +4000 on these calls. That’s a big green candle |
| #y pamp? |
| Make sense that the Prime Minister of Israel can move the market of USA(United Semites of Americas). |
| Everyone’s been saying the war will be over soon since the day it started… this changes nothing |
| Did you read what you posted? I wouldn’t hire you. |
| Israel will help keep the strait open just announced |
| Do it yourself mang. Takes some time but wiring is not that hard |
| Just play the game and make money man |
| The thing that the market doesn't realize, is its not up to Trump/Netanyahu to end the war |
| So he said working to open Hormuz and war will end earlier than ppl think without any explanation and bols wanna hold onto calls after this miracle? Lol |
| So glad I didn't buy those 656c that 4x I despise money |
| are they about to announce aliens or something weird\n\nI have never seen a market like this, it makes no sense. |
| When the market remembers the Middle East can’t settle their own battles or fight them will be back down |
| How stupid do you have to be to buy here lol. The world is burning and there's 3 more years of this. |
| They were real chirpy this morning |
| lol salty ber mod reported me |
| DROP IT PLEASE |
| Did Iran cyber attack Reddit? All slow and glitchy |
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| So we are spending $200B at war with Iran, while we lifted the sanction on it, to give them some spare cash to buy more rocket fuels. And, as well as sanctions on Russia, our ex-adversory, so they 2 can keep the strait shut for a little longer to export at higher margins. |
| queue the delusional bear "ITS ALL MANUPULATED" spam |
| Trash website |
| Coinscidence? |
| we are so fucking back |
| I’m a bull and seeing these idiots celebrate this EOD mini pump is hilarious |
| My put gain just melted in the time it took me to take a shit |
| https://www.redditstatus.com/ is the biggest joke |
| From here on out I’m trading IWM: lower premiums, higher volatility. It just makes sense |
| BERS GOT SCAMMED 😂 |
| So is the war over |
| Why green ceasefire happen or what? |
| Already did fruitcake |
| Bibi tickled the algos anoos 🤖 |
| God I love being broke 🥰 |
| I'm currently buying puts 😎 |
| These PDFs keep pumping the market on fake headlines. Its getting tiresome. Oil will not go down long-term. The damage has been done. |
| bye bers. what were you thinking. |
| Whats the latest? |
| Cope |
| Lmao if you believe this is a positive development you 100% belong here |
| Who got the 6600 lotto 0DTE SPX calls with me LFG |
| The fact that Netanyahu’s words can move the market more than Mango |
| I still need way more but at least there is life. 675 by Tuesday. Let’s go!!!! |
| Sad Pepe |
| It only took...5 fucking hours for a big move |
| probably true but I paid for the contracts like lotto puts, Imma treat em like lotto puts. See u tomorrow. |
| Puts be free money |
| BULLS ARE SO FUCKING BACK |
| and to think some retards invest in this website LMAO |
| wat |
| I’m not selling these MSFT calls till I’m up 100% |
| Sold my puts at the lowest peak for a 65% profit and bought calls on QQQ now 20% up on them. I feel like Mr Warren right now 😎 |
| RDDT is down |
| Pls go to 665 and tmr 670. |
| RDDT to 100 |
| Rare netanyahu W |
| I'm no maritime expert but splitting the red sea would be bad for oil tankers right? |
| 🫠🤢 |
| Yes |
| And it's back |
| I hope bears sold |
| Let him cook |
| Recession cancelled |
| Weeeeeeeee!!! 😄 |
| Iran's navy destroyed, missiles destroyed, israel helping US reopen the strait, blah blah blah.\n\nAll that and SPY is at... 662? Where we were yesterday? Great job bols. Really great effort. |
| lol some people DEFINITELY just got some good insidee trading tips |
| When moves like this happen, the news comes 30 minutes later |
| not panic selling seemed to be the move of the day! |
| What happy |
| Lng supply has impact on oil price as less/more costly lng would lead to higher demand for oil |
| L o l got out of $660 calls too early. Should of bought back in when they were dirt cheap but whatever lol profit is profit |
| God damn Reddit forcing me to use old.reddit like a fucking millennial to circumvent the server crapping out, puts on RDDT |
| The movement is too inorganic. S&P will have a -15% day under this administration, book it. |
| 😳 |
| Round 1: Survive |
| I dunno what caused the pump but I ain’t gonna question it. Saved my dumb ass. Bless up |
| they also reference covid, but if you look at the chart at that time, the stock had already fell like 60% before the US shut down, it bottomed a week after then didn't fall close to the bottom levels till 2022. \n\nOP is essentially buying that bottom. |
| All the money bears just gave away is hilarious |
| oh i just saw the news that caused the spike, its that th |
| Okay fuck my puts |
| **To those that got in on my $24 HIMS call play, you're welcome.** |
| Bibi this time |
| PCs are tired |
| Maybe the V was the friends we made along the way |
| holy motherfucking shit\n\nhere i am struggling to get a few hundred each day\n\nmy electrician took almost a grand for a temporary fix and informed me upgrading my shit will be around 15 grand\n\ni doubt my life choices |
| XPEV - FLY - PL |
| Market pumps and Reddit servers go down? Hmmmmm. |
| Woww |
| Hims go brrrrrr |
| LUNR -9% to +5% \n\nEz money |
| U should prob sell ngl |
| BOLS ARE BECK |
| Small caps leading the way for the week to end flat |
| It's open by their terms |
| I bought bno this morning at the top and it’s cratering. I’ll make your puts print and stop the war. |
| Did 🌮 tweet something |
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| PLUNGE PROTECTION TEAM COMING IN HOT |
| netanyahu for president the the USA |
| Israel promised spy 700 , 3,000 years ago |
| If you bought oil stocks you deserve to be a baggie |
| He.. he is the US president.\n\nTrump is just a puppet. |
| Putin stays winning. |
| Large 🦣 |
| Hoosier daddy bears |
| Capitol I is the new V |
| Pump up their economy boys!!!!!! |
| well fuck. I closed my credit put spreads for a loss this morning. |
| man, revenge trading is the worst... I totally get wanting to make that cash back, but jumping into puts right now feels risky with SNDK sitting at $758. like, yeah it’s up a bit today, but stock splits can be tricky and unpredictable. have you looked at the overall trend? it might just be a bounce before another drop. idk, just be careful and don’t chase that 185% too hard! 💸 |
 Just a moment... www.nsnews.com |
| NDX 24260 📌 |
| Brooo! Fucking fosho! |
| Don’t underestimate Israel helping with the strait. One of them split the Red Sea once |
| so we are supposed to believe the israeliis? LMAO |
| Yeah, this dude is totally a reliable source |
| Let it be known I’m actually 7-15 and automod is gay af and banned me after my last one hit |
| I gave up on my losing options position Ive been dcaing into for a month now (-97% and UNH c btw) and bought 5 insanely OTM puts on USO expiring tomorrow that are already up 166%. Am I cooking. or just regarding as usual. |
| Tough day for reddit huh? |
| https://preview.redd.it/ml4ugs38x1qg1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1128bf6785361007777ecebf8cec0a7824fecf28\n\n???? |
| But that news is 4 hours old? |
| USO is...\n\n...drilling for oil 🤣🤣🤣 |
| Seems the reason for the spike is that Bibi said Iran no longer has the ability to enrich uranium or make missiles, so there's some hopium that the war is over. |
| wtf was that |
| That was like a hit of crack after 3 days off. I fucking needed that 🤤 |
| Fake headlines to cover Scotty's shorts. |
| It couldn't be more obvious that poet will be selling 100g, 800g (both types), and both ELS products as soon as their lines are finished set up (said to be soon).The products were qualified last year, and the production line qualification for all five in house products are imminent.\n\nFor FIT and Lessengers, it's also becoming clear that they're licensing the platform for 1.6T to Lessengers and FIT who showed those poet inside transceivers this week, to be available next quarter. The timing, availability, lack of PO, silence re numbers all indicate licensing, which POET alluded to one time late last year.\n\nThe hints about even bigger entities to be revealed in the next few months, combined with the SEC investor anonymity for the 150 million capital raise, PLUS poet estimating that they can get to whole transceiver passive assembly this year, all suggest even bigger announcements this summer. \n\nThen, the Russell 2000 listing in May will add more gasoline on top.\n\nManagement needs a prodding to do better on the investor relations front, no question. But, this will be an extremely interesting summer. |
| US TREASURY ISSUES RUSSIA-RELATED LICENSE ALLOWING SALE OF RUSSIAN CRUDE & PETROLEUM PRODUCTS LOADED ON VESSELS AS OF MAR 12 - TREASURY DEPT |
| What just happened? Lol my calls went from 0.3 to 4.6 😂😂 in 20’ |
| WHAT NEWS?\n\nWHAT NEWS?\n\nWHAT NEWS?\n\nWHAT NEWS?\n\nWHAT NEWS?\n\nWHAT NEWS?\n\nWHAT NEWS?\n\n |
| Do you think bers like getting drilled |
| Netanyahu said war will end lot sooner than people think |
| Woulda shoulda coulda DIDN'T |
| Reddit server fucking up |
| What new lie did 🥭 say to pump the markets today??? |
| fml I saw the pump too late\n\nNow its back to dump |
| BREAKING: Bulls find out Netanyohaa is just as full of 💩 as 🥭 and really nothing changes |
| WTF got scammed by SPY CEO |
| I bought 11 659C for $40 ea earlier and managed to sell them for a slight loss, I look at them now and they were over $340 ea 😭 |
| Let’s go volatility |
| What did they say? |
| That pump is not from any breaking news, they just waited for everyone to load more puts for Friday and destroyed them early |
| They're renaming it the 'Gays of Hormuz' so now Iran doesn't want it anymore, that's why we're pumping |
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| Again asking, why are my oil puts printing rn ? |
| @claude manipulate the market, make no mistakes |
| And it's gone |
| MMs have a LOT coming for them probably very soon |
| !banbet SPY -1% 24h |
| USO baggies |
| Has anybody informed gold it’s okay to not be a bitch? |
| i hear a jarring gong of danger when the market opens every day |
| peace deal leaked 100%, his insiders buying, randoms selling the pump, will be a second insiderbuy soon |
| #exit liqiuidity lmao |
| Glad to see oil is 60 bux a barrel once again. Going to go pawn some silverware and fill up the car. |
| Easiest puts of my life. Israel agreeing to help with the strait changes literally nothing. |
| Insane that Prime Minister of Israel has more influence over the US stock market than the US President. |
| Mm just closed all their puts |
| 🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴🫵🤡🫵🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴 |
| I think everyone was just super excited about Nebraska winning their first tournament game. |
| lmfao yeah until we see again tomorrow that the strait is still blocked and the market remembers we're in an energy crisis. |
| How much you make? |
| Retard algo trading 😂🤡 |
| The war is pretty much complete now… |
| Holy fuck, if I held my 0DTE spy calls that I made 9k on, I would’ve made $142,000. |
| Nice 1% I caught up. Was down quite a bit now up alot more. Qqq is wild. |
| SPY has a chance to do the funniest thing |
| $hims got the boner pills again |
| Pump so large it knocked out the daily thread lmao |
| Looks like the classic middle finger formation starting |
| Why is the market pumping? I hadn’t been paying attention until now |
| or wendy’s |
| mega short squee-ze |
| they got all the power tho |
| no way this holds |
| Could have made more money? True\n\nDid I make more than enough? Also true\n\nI'll take the W |
| Back to red bytch |
| How incredibly desperate and fake this market is looool. Seriously gonna bounce 1% on that headline 💀 |
| Yea 🧢 Trump will come out in like 2 hours and announce Iran actually has meganukes or smtg |
| what happened did the aliens give us a cancer cure |
| The fact I was -1500 and got tf out makes me said for my little +300 |
| Because everybody and their wife’s boyfriend ran to WSB all at once |
| Lmao the great rugging |
| uhh.. tells me that we’re one trump tweet from making big tendies ? |
| Lol. And people believe this shit.\n\nIsrael, so famous for its... navy? |
| YEE HAW THIS IS POD RACING |
| Congrats and fuck you. |
| HOW MANY TIMES DID I SAY WE ARE CLOSING GREEN\n\nLMAO\n\nFUCKING RETARD BEARS\n\nLMAOOOO |
| The funniest part of this pump is that of all stocks fucking HIMS is going vertical |
| Looking good |
| QQQ green on the day haha classic |
| When’s the V |
| Now that was a V |
| Easy to short\n |
| gas plants explosions is triggering fart fetish bers |
| Did Feds start the printer or some shit, wtf happened lmao |
| So the strait of Hormuz is opening? Did Iran agree to this? |
| Congrats! |
| Green by eod is not a meme |
| It’s pumping because a country with half the population of NYC says they’re gonna help with the strait?\n\nGod the algos are stupid. But not as stupid as the people who follow them |
| Nooo pump one more time ahhh |
| I bought those, sold too quick for $245 profit? Could’ve been 1.5K+ |
| Me trying to find the breaking news but reddit won’t even load properly |
| so from what I'm getting Israel is trying off ramp this shit, fucking LOL |
| How much are you up |
| Ok, so this won’t last |
| There will be no peace deal. |
| Bruh |
| Six U.S. allies back potential Strait of Hormuz coalition - Axios\n\n\nEdit: old news idk why this is happening |
| Okay now what the fuck happened to cause the sudden pump |
| The Reddit app is absolutely crapping out right now that I can’t share my 10 dollar gains |
| holy shrek eggplant |
| Just waiting to hear about the accounts who bought six figures worth of $660 odte calls at 11:56 |
| Strait is opening. 📈 |
| This is the fakest shit since Trumpy boys tan. |
| Did the Netanyahu, the POTUS... TACO? |
| What news |
| Time to double down on puts bears. Stocks only go up. |
| Netanyahu isn't even alive anymore and he's still out here fucking my USO calls smdh |
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| Israel to protect strait… Iran can’t make missiles\n\nSad Pepe \n |
| The time is now! NOW! $OCGN be growing a giant boner! |
| MSFT won’t participate in this pump, and if it does it’ll be sold immediately. Tomorrows $380 puts will print |
| Stocks jump on report that Israel will help reopen the strait of Hormuz? HUH??? HAHAHAHAHA\n\nThis grift Ponzi market will get eviscerated next week |
| do I close my SLV shorts??? |
| OH MY GOD I FEEL BAD FOR THOSE WHO BOUGHT USO ON THAT EARLY PUMP |
| Supprise bears, ahhhahhahha |
| CL sub-90? |
| Qqq closes above 603, I just got sent the revised script (shh, keep it a secret) |
| What the heck happened? WTF is this pump? |
| Lol market moving on that headline 😂 how desperate |
| We’re pumping off what? |
| Lmao what was the tweet |
| ADBE to 350 when 👉👈 |
| Let’s go 666 |
| Use old.reddit.com if you can't get shit to load this site is dogshit |
| Maybe Its the Fake News that saves us in the end |
| Yes let's believe Isreal |
| Gas plant explosion tool town reddit, x, and a couple ber hedge funds |
| When from -2.5k to +1.1k in two minutes wtf |
| Haha, my 663 calls were left for dead and $.02 when I looked at 2:45. Just checked WSB, saw the reaction and sold 20 contracts for $1.30 average that were bought for $.14. \n\nAnd there is thought i was done for the day |
| What he do?? |
| What the FUCK is going on? |
| puts on reddit holy shit |
| So we getting stimmies from Bessent’s oil short? |
| So nobody was buying, and now they pumping to get everyone to join the FOMO train, and then sell off, rinse and repeat? MM taking candy from babies... |
| Holy shit I’m actually rich |
| Lmfao somehow we’re back? |
| wtf happened |
| Go ahead gold, close green |
| War over? |
| *JIM CRAMER NOISES* |
| Why would AI Yahu do this to my puts |
| Bibi saved us 😃 |
| What happen |
| HOLY SHIT BEARS 😂😂😂😂 |
| I'd give it a 25% chance that Netanyahu's not even alive. |
| BREAKING NEWS:\n\nNetanyahu: Iran's navy and missile production capability has been destroyed. Israeli forces are now helping US forces reopen the Strait of Hormuz. |
| Just saw a bald eagle and checked RH, SPY fucking GAPPING up. We are so back 😎 🦅 |
| 🌮 Thursdays ? |
| LMAO WHATS GOING ON |
| BREAKING NEWS: Trump has joined Charlie Kirk. |
| really? we're doing this? |
| So nobody has a fucking clue why the big move? |
| I pee peed. You’re welcome |
| SURPRISE |
| probably a peacedeal leaked right before close, will make it public AH and his insiders getting in rn |
| Thanks for the opportunity to buy some fresh puts for yesterday's price.\nThanks 🥭 |
| Bibi bump short lived |
| dont give him any ideas |
| 670 or it’s fake |
| Peace in the Middle East after 3000 years? Aint no way |
| Sp500 to 8,000? |
| Oh no it was just completely made up. |
| RIP to anyone that waited until EOD to sell puts |
| Da hell |
| Fraud and manipulation are undefeated .. nice try logic and reasoning |
| Moon shot |
| Nice 1% move was down 150 now up 177 cool |
| #Fake pump into Triple Witching tomorrow LMAO |
| The defibrillators have been deployed. |
| Im fucking rich thanks netanjahu |
| This is CRAZY! 🤪 |
| Now this is your chance to buy puts |
| Too many put buyers and short sellers. Got rugged. |
| Ladies and gentlemen, we got him. Who? Idk don't ask |
| Why hulk dik ?? |
| Now you know how us Europoors felt during 2025 |
| OIL REFINERIES ARE BLOWING UP EVERYWHERE. I GUESS TOMORROW WILL BE GREEN. |
| We lost nearly 5% of oil and natural gas plus fertilizer and all sorts of shit for the next 5 years and you guys think this pump is real |
| Looks like mango found an off ramp |
| SPY is Shrek dicking while bond yields are sinking, what's up. |
| They're doing great man really great *pats on back* |
| Reddit breaks, X breaks.. whats up |
| News??? |
| wtf is going on shite is fucking rigged |
| we pumping on this fake ass news hell yeah |
| banks are too big to fail, government always prints and they roll loans to hide it |
| Bessent playing games again? |
| I don’t understand…. It was the end of the world….. 15 minutes ago!!!! \n\nSad Pepe |
| damp it |
| Dang I’m locked into 1dte puts I can’t sell. Rip |
| Don't get too comfy Cramer tweeted that the market is oversold |
| why didnt i get a heads ups? 0dte spy calls 8 mins ago and you could retire |
| ORANGE GOT IMPEACHED THE WAR IS OVER ISRAEL AND IRAN AGREED TO BECOME ONE COUNTRY CURE OF CANCER THE WORLD IS IN PEACE |
| Here the entry boyz |
| get fucking fried stupid bears |
| This neurotic market is amazing |
| Holy fuck $100 to $3k |
| 🥭 gonna go to war with every country on earth for 2 weeks then back out to say he ended 194 wars |
| Bulls celebrating the dollar collapsing are funny |
| War over ? |
| That's a giant Shrek dildo holy |
| Do that again but now the other way around |
| Aaaaand it's gone |
| Omg what happened I bought calls at 656 and now I can call out of Wendy’s tonight |
| What happened? |
| Nebraska wins it’s first ever NCAA tournament game and a market pump? What a day! |
| It sounds like Bibi is laying the foundation to declare victory. He’s claiming Iran can no longer enrich uranium or develop ballistic missiles \n\nPeace coming? |
| bers could not be dumber |
| My qqq 640c for June isn't looking so ugly suddenly |
| Look upon my works bears and despair\n\nhttps://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1rxxcwa/comment/obblvy9/?context=3 |
| Did peace break out? |
| Oh don't get me wrong, I hate that stuff too. It was super light-hearted. The disparity in moderation is what I'm printing at. |
| Lmao HIMS ripping? |
| WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK JUST HAPPENED |
| Puts at closing seems the right call |
| MY USO, MY ARRAKIS |
| That's so retarded. The Israeli navy/air force isn't going to be able to do anything that the U.S. isn't already doing. |
| Whatever bad thing happened, IS OVER!!! |
| LMAO, that shit actually went green! |
| BREAKING NEWS: Trump announces he's running for a 3rd term. \n\nMarkets pumping to the moon |
| great qqq finally green, yet all my stocks down 1,5% cause the fucking euro is up 1,5% |
| Is the strait open again tf? |
| Yeah I’m out -80% on puts it’s going back to 700 TOMORROW |
| Wow a V for power hour. Havent seen one in ages |
| 660c WERE 7¢ BERFORE THE PUMP |
| Market just pumped $5 in 15 minutes |
| Calls on OCGN get rich |
| Right after I sold my calls. One of those days lmao. |
| war joever |
| Damn, congratulations |
| Then you end up a baby daddy because you tried to impress her with large. |
| Europoors sold off ALM overnight despite strong earnings report because they like to be poor. Stock was up 11% today from overnight lows. Thanks for the easy money Europoors! |
| sold my calls. can yall go bullish now so i can go bearish again? |
| I sold my calls and took profit. If I didn’t, everyone knows that shit is riding to 0 |
| Green so I can unload some sht |
| Twitter feed isnt prioritising latest posts anymore. What is the news on this spike |
| The Internet loves the contrarian trade, but the easy money is being made long oil/short airlines.\n\nWhy would anyone want the easy money? |
| 0DTE easy 50 bagger. |
| i took a bath wtf happened? |
| Damn. Missed it. What happened |
| Whaaaaat is happeniiiing??!! |
| LMAOOO |
| $MSFT giant dildo is all I needed to see to know this shit is on sale right now |
| Cope |
| WAR IS OVER. YOU JUST SAW THE MARKET BOTTOM TODAY |
| fake, war is escalating. |
| Holy small caps |
| move is over. don't buy anything |
| Theta gang making money today |
| Thank yoy netanyahu for pumping my bags |
| Semis are just so yummy man |
| Lol sold my puts this morning. Already planned on getting back in tomorrow. |
| Any news drop? |
| Nothing is beyond possibility at this point. |
| So maybe hope is a strategy sometimes |
| 668 tomorrow incoming |
| Pump saved my life |
| Ok, this time it's actually pretty funny. |
| War is over tho |
| I guess its cat shit smoothie time what the actual fuck |
| V IS HERE - BERS R FUK |
| I was looking at 658 spy calls at $25 each and almost went all in. Ridiculous pump that I shorted too early |
| whats the news |
| I trust this pump more than a fart after a night of hard drinking. |
| OY VEY HABIBI |
| Hmmm |
| Margin call just hung up!! |
| *War, what it isn't good for* |
| Told ya. 50-point power hour just to close above the 200-day SMA. |
| Ber nerds just got aped |
| Aaaand… it’s gone. |
| Is this one of those bear market dead cat bounces or did something actually happen? |
| More work and only 3.5% raise |
| Fries in the bag please |
| Yo what the giga pump? |
| WTF!!!!!!!!!!!! I’m happy but WTF!!!! |
| Should have known the AVGO dip was fake af but then again this pump probably is too |
| Good, now just do that for another $20 and we'll be good |
| Did Reddit break |
| 🥭's buddies got some news |
| Aspley clown market |
| Made $200 on $658 x100 SPY 0DTE calls risking $5700 earlier. Would be worth $45K now. Boy do I hate myself. |
| DUMB BERS |
| This is gonna go right back down |
| is the war cancelled?\n\n |
| Fakest pump of all time. Red tomorrow |
| Good ol power hour. You love to see it. |
| Straight up bers ANOOS |
| It is closer but the handjobs are rougher at Wendy's, I like the sand paper hands |
| Did we achieve world peace? |
| Is da war over? |
| Thank stock market christ for whatever is happening right now |
| 🥭 lifted sanctions on Iranian oil. Operation Epic Fail. |
| Israel helping US to reopen Strait of Hormuz |
| What is this lmao |
| What just happened |
| okay, that was terrible advice |
| Just got back from my bathroom break, how are my puts doing?\n\nEDIT: JESUS |
| SOMEONE KISSED THAT WALL |
| [War Is Over (If You Want It)](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=flA5ndOyZbI) |
| BREAKING: BER PORTS BLOWN |
| They weren't before? |
| This is unreal lmao. wtf |
| Some news we're not aware of? |
| Just a straight line on every ticker lmao |
| LoL Bers |
| Bought a call fucking end this |
| What’s happening!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!’ |
| I’m starting to question the legitimacy of the FIFA peace prize 🤔 |
| Love how they try to explain it but there's no explanation other than MM shenanigans |
| netanyahu: "i am satan" |
| Ayyyy let's go, even world wars don't last as long any more |
| Even more now lol |
| Bought a call fucking end this |
| WHAT IS THE FUCKING NEWS? |
| Seems I now have the power of the mango. \n[https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1rxxcwa/comment/obcqfqw/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web3x&utm\_name=web3xcss&utm\_term=1&utm\_content=share\_button](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1rxxcwa/comment/obcqfqw/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button) |
| LETS GOOOOO |
| wait what’s happening |
| hello |
| This shit is a joke |
| So glad I was leaning towards calls more with everyone so bearish. Markets “climb the wall of worry” when it feels like 80% of people buy puts lol |
| He 🌮ed? |
| Ceasefire? |
| what. the. fuck. |
| Magic fairy repairs oil infrastructure everything is good 👍 |
| LMAO this is the funniest pump ever |
| What the micro pump is this |
| Oil going back to $67 |
| travel tip: Israel has cancelled Easter services at the Church of the Holy Sepulcher. interestingly, Christians who still want to celebrate Easter in the Middle East can actually do so in Iran. I guess that's where Mike Huckabee will go. |
| War cancelled\nPuts cancelled |
| Wow this wild |
| BRUH |
| wow, my $spy 666c 3/20 bout to print lmfao |
| What just happened lads |
| GREEN LOL WTF |
| I fucking love the market pumping on Netanyahu saying Israel will help with the war, in which they started and have continued to escalate to dangerous level daily for three weeks. Like wow what a game changer. |
| # LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BERS |
| What's happening |
| Woahhhhh |
| Holy fuck I accidentally sold my puts instead of buying more |
| Who said what!? |
| I saw Bibi promised Israel was helping the US open the strait but that can’t be significant news… the hopium in this market is incredible to witness |
| Reopening the Strait - crude oil down - calls are saved! |
| lmao ok now thats just mean |
| Based on today's performance, I think it's best the market not open tomorrow. |
| Netanyahu presser |
| If you bought 1000 $660c 15 min ago for $7k you have $127k now lol |
| Green LMAO |
| Ive seen this movie before |
| ITS A FUCKING ROLLER COASTER. |
| What was said?? |
| Told you |
| Oh I had no clue, mb |
| PUTS NOW. DEPLOY. |
| This is remarkably good work for WSB. The entire thesis seems like hyperbole but is remarkably correct. \n\nI’m next-to-certain you’re gonna get wiped out. Buying DB calls now. |
| What happened wtf |
| insane |
| what’s the news??? 👀👀👀 |
| What's the news? I can't find anything... |
| Why pump? |
| 38.9 bitch |
| Ending the day green after all of that would be wild |
| Oil = fuk\n\n\nStrait = open\n\n\nWar = more over than it's ever been\n\n\nThanks to all who contributed to monitoring the situation |
| funniest shit i ever seen |
| The biggest ships are all at least partly gas powered now\n\nRCL will jus put the price up to cover anyway and their seasoned passengers who spend half their life on the ships will just pay it anyway because they are “Loyal To Royal” |
| If you're thinking of ending it all, don't.\n\nAmerica needs your tax dollars for Iran. |
| VVVVVVVVVVVVVVV |
| netanyahoooo is talking |
| $660s 5 cent to $2 under 10m lmaoo |
| Idk what happened but must be oil related my 3x Korea etf having giant green candles |
| TAKE PROFITS |
| HOLY SHIT I THOUGHT I WAS DONE FOR |
| Wow that’s not even parabolic it’s vertical |
| Just when i sold it pumps. Thanks. |
| [ Removed by Reddit ] |
| Unbelievable\n\n |
| What’s the news |
| We're back!!! |
| I sold my spy calls 30 seconds before that pump. I waited all day because I was so afraid it would pump right after I sold. And it did. Nice. |
| This market is so manipulated is disgusting lmaaaaao |
| It’s only rigged when it doesn’t go your way |
| Sigh |
| Did we win the war? |
| I think $200 is more likely than $100....... |
| fair points |
| Bers are dead |
| should i give up on GOOGL |
| Logistically though, that has to be the dumbest fucking thing you can do - fighting a war against someone and then letting them sell their oil to fund their defensive actions against you. This administration really doesn’t know what the fuck we’re doing and this shit show is going to be up there with the time Russia lost a war with Japan a century ago. |
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| IRAN HAS BEEN DEFEATED GOING WELL |
| Market pumping because of what the REAL LEADER of the US is saying |
| People have no clue what the uso etf is anymore. They no longer just trade oil futures. They got effed during Covid and completely changed it |
| You think you’ll money on puts? It’s not that easy… there will be pain… especially short dates puts |
| Crazy right. These are just little things I've noticed. Seems like all these macro events can't move qqq in either direction away from $600. We'll see if it comes right back to $600 again within the next week. Sitting at $590 now. |
| Let's see about tomorrow. |
| Cope |
| # POST THE HOTLINE NUMBER |
| What fucking happened |
| Nice try 😂 |
| HOLY GREEN BEFORE CLOSE |
| Opex tomorrow, too many people on one side of the boat |
| War is over?? Everything is awesome as of 20 minutes ago??? |
| Well that didn’t look corrupt or suspicious at all! |
| VIBE CHECK!! VIBING!!! |
| hmm.. feels natural |
| Damn you, my weak paper hands |
| WARS OVER! Cubas next how do we get puts on cuba |
| Markets have been hesitant to price 🥭 chaos because they assume that he will always react to the market and taco out of what he is doing. \n\nI think they are very wrong here in assuming this will end with the US proclaiming “problem solved” and flying home. |
| Spoiler plumbing going to cost $1000s |
| I’m so mad that I didn’t throw more into cvna calls I’d be up huge rn if I did |
| lmao so predictable. Tomorrow will be a bloodbath though. |
| Boom chicka boom boom. 950% secured on calls. |
| The most eye opening thing to me is how government officials who are known to lie, especially in times of conflict, are taken as 100% truth worthy by the markets when making vague statements |
| NDX 24250 range🪄 |
| LMAO |
| Why SpaceX....you do realize they are going to eventually disrupt telecom like Verizon, TMobile, etc. with Starlink, right. And they are the unquestioned launch vendor for the government, not even close there. SpaceX is actually the one of these companies actually making money so far. Institutional investors are still tripping over their dicks to own it...see the last two tender rounds and how much the valuation has changed. |
| Shrek! |
| I went back to work for 5 minutes just to see my calls mooning !! Thank you spy and slv |
| Israel with a scam pump |
| Get fucked bears |
| Look at the hulk dick on that chart |
| Netaassyu still alive and pumping the markets? Gross |
| Love how everyone assumes opening the Strait is possible just because Israel is getting involved. (And aren't't they already) |
| I always get the movement perfectly it’s just the direction |
| spy with the regard strength |
| Energy⚡️ Enthusiast Berkshire CEO Greg Abel sniffing around 🛢RIG🛢Transocean🚀🚀 |
| Bears just lost 40% of their port in 15 seconds |
| I’M SO FUCKING BACK WOOOOOHOOOOO |
| These dudes survived being floating quarantine zones during the pandemic. I wouldn't dare short the cruise industry. |
| Damn calls were like a lottery ticket |
| This is going to mean a lot when iran lights another oil field on fire with its nonexistent missiles and drones |
| Oil dropped |
| Hahaha |
| Holy shit did I just get bailed out on my spy calls. Lol |
| LAST OPPORTUNITY TO SELL |
| I wish. But then we’d get president couch fucker |
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| lol IWM |
| g g |
| Doesn't get any faker or gayer than that friends |
| Ok puts are dead, now stop your fake pump PDF MMs. |
| This headline \n\nISRAELI NETANYAHU: ISRAEL HELPING US REOPEN STRAIT OF HORMUZ |
| There must have been too many 660 puts in the money |
| Holy shit! I had completely given up on my 661 calls. They were worth four cents and I just sold at even. Unbelievable. |
| Do you have a source on that? |
| Nothingburger announcement from Israel. Scam pump |
| SPX 660C were a ten minute 15x. I know because I sold at 3x. Can't complain I guess |
| Just bought 3x SPY May 15 2026 620 Put @ $9.62 |
| Vix is red. This is going green. Probably tomorrow too. Bulls win the day. |
| Iran a double dose of tren and this pump isreal |
| Lol |
| MMs can't let the puts win obviously |
| Ladies and gentlemen, we got him. |
| Generational bear trap |
| Why?\n\n |
| What goes up….. |
| Made 700 off my calls today paper handed them now I will take a walk with my dog. \n\nFuck yourself bears |
| Wow I'm up 20x on my calls |
| Ladies and gentlemen, we got him. |
| Couldn’t have bottom ticked selling puts to open any better LMAO |
| This shit is SO SO rigged |
| just exited 660 calls, nope im out\n\n |