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| LGK |
| It's fine, the ceasefire is going to hold and Iran is going to accept one of our 35 point maximalist peace proposals any week now and there's nothing to worry about. |
| it's over bers, NVDA has now traded higher than yst's price |
| I mean I bought at 17 dollars last year bc they are the only one in the US with a foundry, then I sold at fking 25 so even when you know a thing you might not know shit |
| My gut tells me buy duo calls. |
| PUMP |
| Apes in shambles ... |
| "Dont look up" was a documentary |
| Yeah I fell for that and now I m holding 100 contract and around 9k in loss. |
| Got knicks tickets for $149 a piece tonight 😎 |
| Sadly, that's the instore credit value. Cash value is .03.\n\nThough you can get 20 points for every dollar spent if you get a yearly "buy a random company" pro membership for 25 bucks. |
| The fact I see everyone saying to just buy calls forever because the stock market only goes up is proof of... Umm.. uhh... Buy calls because it aligns with my bias |
| My god you people are crying into your pillows over a single -.4% day |
| Been 3 months.\n\nI'm almost full port in ASTX, overall still good, made a few swings so I have more shares than before but now down by a lot on paper. It's so volatile so just gonna wait until it recovers and sell for another profit. Currently just averaging down every paycheck, it actually feels really nice to see the number go down.\n\nAs always, the world is unpredictable. |
| Is this Elon and Huang long lost son? |
| just hodl right? |
| psyop |
| Of the two 🥭 propped up companies I went with PLTR over intc. Better pump tonight |
| Still waiting on that video of the entire circumference of the ice wall |
| Some investment banker is gonna make absolute bank on this regard |
| PLTR is an important part of their whole scheme so yeah they will absolutely pump it/prop it up |
| Gonna get some AH action in bonds and oil to pump this green |
| So I’m confused. If the price stays the same. How can he issue shares to come up with 28B dollars? Does the price have to increase drastically in order to do something? Or would he have to dilute more than the 1B shares voted from the past? \n\nIf I get this straight- A) stock sky rockets and 200M shares gets 28B\nB) we get diluted to nothing, go past the 1B total shares price I raise money. |
| eBay share holders aren’t buying it and neither are game store shareholders. Everyone thinks this is bullshit 😂 |
| Wondering how much of that is priced in already |
| Bro had a stroke and went full retard |
| GL with that. NKE is shit and will remain that way |
| buy into this bubble or sit on ur hands and donate everyday? |
| https://preview.redd.it/g1tk4i7n96zg1.png?width=320&format=png&auto=webp&s=16b3f703e4776fbf2eea436bfa2eca139c5c1c88\n\n |
| Sunny day out, only if my port was doing well, I would be a lil happier. I sometimes think I will forever work a regard 9-5 tech job |
| Bruh lots of cars in the junkyard you can probs crash in |
| Most underwhelming power hour |
| Pltr |
| Pakistan: Iran is very very sorry and says they won’t do it again. Also they totally want to negotiate now\n\nTrump: It’s true they said that\n\nIran: We never said that\n\nAxios: TRUMP ANNOUNCES MORE PEACE TALKS IN PAKISTAN\n\nSPY: +4% |
| $705 14day dte |
| anyone can be an Iranian official in 2026 |
| Read this as "like the good old days" ngl |
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| I gave em a dollar last week |
| cracks starting to form |
| \*bullish |
| The fact I see everyone saying crash is coming and all this doomer stuff just proves we r gonna keep running. But yea keep buying puts |
| INTC is proof that nobody in here knows jack shit about anything. Wouldn’t be surprised if some other dying stock, like NKE, doesn’t hit $100 this year. |
| Every day I look at those two and I’m like nope gotta be topped out and then they go up 5% |
| Where did all my money go |
| https://preview.redd.it/jmf8ibpk96zg1.png?width=320&format=png&auto=webp&s=a1157c798162173b584bfde0a51132dc8c00376a\n\n |
| Boobs |
| You ever seen Bill Gates? |
| I wanna buy puts for PLTR but knowing 🥭 hes gonna pump it like INTC |
| I just watched someone in on whatnot stream buy a black label silent hill 2 for the ps2 for 300 dollars. I immediately thought\n "that dude bought the top and then some" lmao\n\n\nThe only things not losing value is pokemon anything but that is pretty much common sense. But seeing gamecube and cartridge games come down is extremely interesting. Plus im seeing lots on ebay that actually have decent games not just fillers |
| So much for you to learn my son |
| Asstits always bounces back |
| Gold comment |
| Dayum the bot pumpers got ya |
| https://preview.redd.it/g6u8g3uh96zg1.png?width=320&format=png&auto=webp&s=e6b2042a7c756ffd7688b055bef5b1a1782f7103\n\n |
| Only thing that should be blockaded is ber portfolio |
| If you had brain eating amoeba they would starve |
| Yall are still holding the PND ASTS? 😂🫵 |
| poet is an indian scam center |
| I have a basement potentially. First you’ll start in a tent out back tho. |
| How do you reconcile your CEO trying to hide the fact that he's diluting his shareholders? |
| Why would anyone want this? Right now this means about a 15% premium on the stock but they are forced to sell and realize gains at whatever rate they currently have. Meanwhile they could just 3 - 6 months and probably get that 15% anyway and then choose to hold or sell then. |
| Pretty strong day today overall though |
| No support until 60 |
| Nice gains brother, that chart looking clean with the steady climb up 📈 |
| https://preview.redd.it/n5ewko0f96zg1.png?width=320&format=png&auto=webp&s=96a592755435c104d482fe8708024bb0966ea8f7\n\n |
| Entire market down\n\n \nMU & SNDK keep running |
| 3:31pm instant flash dump incoming |
| Stocks go up? |
| And the laser printer, GUI, Ethernet, the basis for our programming languages... |
| The ASTS bounceback will be legendary am i right guys? guys? My family needs to eat |
| Too Late |
| https://preview.redd.it/nlzuwxjc96zg1.png?width=320&format=png&auto=webp&s=dad83c295906f019828bd022ad551ce3cdec89fa\n\n |
| Today was one of those days. The second, and I mean the nanosecond I went long or short SPY changed direction. I will sit out earnings |
| Guh |
| Went full SOUN 🤡, punish me daddy |
| mother of all crashes is coming |
| When the economy is doing well and earnings are on the rise and the market goes up the “experts” say: “economy is good so of course the market goes up.” And when the economy is bad and earnings are going down and the market goes up the “experts” say: “market is not the economy so of course the market goes up.” ITS ALL BULLSHIT. |
| Uhm let’s see. They dilute monthly. They are nowhere near even 10% of their target number of satellites in space for 2026. |
| im shaking. does anyone have any resources for homeless ppl |
| I have a layered stack of USO calls\n\n150c USO 5/8 for gamma\n\n150c uso 5/22 for delta\n\n141c and 145c 6/22 for vega |
| Why did Ryan Cohen looks like he just wanted to give up on life on CNBC 😂 |
| Premiums are expensive might just buy the stock |
| MSFT uninstalling |
| Are you okay? |
| Bears LMAO\n\n"3:30pm instant flash dump incoming"\n\nLmao |
| Charge your phone. |
| These interviewers clearly did not prepare. Did they even check the website? |
| It won’t. You add shares and the price per share goes down due to supply and demand. But if you’ve already agreed on X number of shares then you can create X additional shares and the price is a lot lower so you get your asset for the same overall value. But I cannot fathom they would structure that on eBay’s side. |
| So, US war ships getting attacked in the Strait and market gives no fucks. Calls it is! |
| There's no loser. Just winners and quitters. Don't quit |
| > destroy the entire planet as we know it\n\nBut think of my puts! This could be what I need! |
| work today served chicken tendies for lunch. yesterday too, and tomorrow probably. in fact we're always serving tendies and Wendy's. |
| Institutional traders won't buy with their own money, or large amounts of clients money, at these valuations and narrow market breadth. They are essentially bearish. \n\n\nThey are not bearish enough to sell large amounts without a major catalyst. \n\n\nSo we have this. |
| You already have a bet going - SPY to 745.0 before 10-May-2026 08:03 PM -05 |
| Fetterman is the new Manchin…\n\n\n |
| Fuck it, it doesn’t make any sense: the worse it gets, the better we like it. Calls. |
| Why are you ghey 🌈? |
| ^ |
| !banbet |
| Can someone tell me the bull justification for Tesla's 300 P/E amid failed promises so I can laugh in their face? |
| no idea why i thought today was tuesday |
| My wife: What happened to our savings account?\n\nMe: I don't understand the question...\n\nWife: Why does it say all money transferred to Robinhood, show me your Robinhood account?\n\nMe: It's right there on the website\n\nWife: Don't fuck around, I will divorce your ass\n\nMe: We'll see what happens... |
| This post is so absolutely regarded in many ways but then again aren't we all in this sub |
| OKLO $95 next week |
| The losses I make in my options account is balanced with the gains I make in my Roth. It’s like I’m making free contributions. 🫣 |
| As much as I would love to short PLTR, the palantards would pump this by +8% even if it missed on both |
| Why is MSFT such a little bitch |
| Selling my non covered MSFT shares at 420 looking like the right play so far |
| Hello, may I meet you at Pershing Square ?😎💅 |
| so half cash half stock - $56b total.\n\nTD giving $20b. They have $9b in cash. So that's cash half.\n\nThen $28b from stock offerings ahahahahaha |
| Its half cash and half stock |
| My boy Brent has retard strength. |
| Calls a no brainer, Iran escalating shit by killing off UAE oil exports is bullish as fuck baby, SPY 800 by labor day |
| Calls. 🥭 fruit syndicate will pump it. |
| https://preview.redd.it/cfxzh0y396zg1.png?width=320&format=png&auto=webp&s=3a96804fdaabb9632a434822166a1421e8b30f0e\n\n |
| Can we just skip to the part where everything is green again? We all know that's where this is going. |
| God damn right. If one thing 🥭 don't lie about it's stonks |
| is he high on something? |
| Imagine thinking that this is actually all real and not gay |
| Sell algo running against the space bucket |
| Perfect |
| Lmao I understand this im mainly talking about the consumer. Seeing a lush selection of games for cheaper than the norm is intriguing since prices have gonna fucking bonkers since covid. My personally opinion is people are stressed and beginning to offload extra things. For little physical media goblins like me this a economic disaster is black friday for me |
| Yeah, go ahead and buy in here. We're definitely deescalating from here. No doubt about it. |
| https://preview.redd.it/ywgnjua096zg1.png?width=320&format=png&auto=webp&s=7fd8a0695c0d633fcb5f59849f6d301696d66af5\n\n |
| TSLA 500 when |
| Bro wtf you’re about to be homeless. It’s not going the right direction homie. |
| At 16 I was lucky I had enough money to eat outside. Brother, invest, not gamble. |
| Position? In USO? |
| I’ve seen that NFL partnership apparel and prices \n\nThat board lacks anything creative |
| MMs are dedicated to keeping this circus up for as long as they possibly can until they can finally cash out on the spacex openai anthropic IPOs at which point it all comes crashing down |
| Anybody playing PLTR earnings? Which direction y'all thinking? |
| Is looking like puts for spy tomorrow |
| https://preview.redd.it/oqy8hi5y86zg1.png?width=320&format=png&auto=webp&s=efde493ce4664465bccbdf935eb2d30adace6c9b\n\n |
| Weird how much damage all this "missile debris" causes 🤔 |
| Windows 11 |
| hiring a former NKE exec is not bullish LOL |
| Stfu bitch. |
| Taco has been bitching nonstop about his ballroom when the market is red and missiles are flying. |
| Time to announce business change to AI infra |
| Inverse Cramer? more like inverse u/valuable_bathroom174 |
| this market makes literally no sense how are we red? Where did the bears touch you SPY? |
| Big guys already posted so...... |
| You’re |
| Didn’t 🥭 basically tell you to buy pltr last week? |
| looks like he's on the end of a coke binge |
| Dig deeper bers. My cost on poet is lower than u think. Might have a few sprads too 🤭 i love free shares |
| Dude |
| You regard!! |
| Bitch ass bears lying on the internet again "bulls are sweating"\n\nLmfao |
| Blursed |
| Rule #1. It's better to learn that you don't have common sense early in life |
| This question gave me brain damage lol |
| What the fawk is wrong with ASTS |
| Pltr is an obvious call |
| Face ripper god candle wen? |
| You mean median debt |
| Doesn't really matter as long as you're having fun. |
| To be fair. NVDA options are so cheap that a $3 pump is a 200% return\n\nThe jump to 202 this morning from 199 was enough to take 202.5c from $0.3 to $0.9 |
| The God Emperor sits on his golden throne |
| I recently bought a Cloud Strife statue (Final Fantasy) for 3K dollarinos. I will trade it for bottle caps in the apocalypse to feed my family. |
| $708 |
| why is this piece of shit bot not working. |
| OIL goes to 200 I am going to buy a pair of Lubottin heels and wear them like sneakers. Going to mow my lawn in those bad puppies |
| who would of thought hiring a former NKE exec would pump this stock up |
| Let’s not judge. |
| Dumpster behind Wendy's looks cozy |
| Uragay 😔 |
| Knowing the guy, he probably though he is going to show up in Jason Huang cosplay ( leather jacket ) and his stock will going to double in price. |
| I feel the reputation of Ryans everywhere went down a few IQ points after this. |
| What a gay day |
| From Ass to Mouth to Dick, AMD. |
| We're going much much |
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| this one time i panic sold and the stock moonshot the next day so here we go again, i guess |
| Don't ride a horse, ride a cowboy. |
| Nothing can react faster than the speed of light in a vacuum. With the sole exception of the market dumping after I press the buy button, of course 💀 |
| yes they intercepted it with their oil storage facilities. |
| monthly payments for software is bullshit. You truly never own it. |
| Listening to trading signals also means knowing when to close a position. |
| Rip to yoga pants |
| I'm Holding thru earnings dog. I like money that's why |
| High gas and food, inflation are for the poors.\n\nInfinite money printing and endless bull market are for the rich. |
| I'm just saying it is comically easy to completely fuck Saudia Arabia's oil production |
| If you're homeless, just buy a home dude 🤷🏻♂️ |
| We’re in the middle of earnings season, it would be weird to sell off now |
| All in asstits |
| Why has god forsaken MSFT |
| if you’d just held instead of messing around you’d actually have gains. probably. |
| You know it, freaking manipulative shitposts |
| Wow motherfucker did u even make 1 profit 😭 |
| Bols having arguments with bers by themselves again? |
| Defo bought the AMD top 2 weeks ago |
| That stock lending payment doing the heavy lifting |
| OK, I'll bite. What do you think the E stands for in the P/E ratio? \n\nYes, yes, I am a time-traveller indeed, do not tell anyone. 🤫 |
| How much store credit are eBay stockholders getting for this acquisition? 🤡🤡🤡 |
| 🥭 puttering around with his orange makeup, swollen cankles and hand bruises while screaming incoherently is how I imagine it was like during the medieval times when the disgusting fat king falls ill. But now we have modern medicine to keep this decaying husk alive for a couple months/years. |
| felt it in my nuts |
| I don't think this market game is for me anymore. |
| We need another paper trading competition |
| this is fake. the reason I know it fake is because there's no server errors on the listing and home page redirects when they went to the bidding page |
| Bruh u bought a bunch of bullshit |
| Ah yes, I knew I sold it all my long SOUN shares on Friday for a good reason |
| Must be |
| LULU is dying out here |
| Up 80% today on my options, but still down 92% for the last 3 months LMAOOO |
| Bro, we're 40T in debt. We've not been good economically in decades. |
| today is monday tmr is tuesday, I will let U marinate on this |
| im shaking. if ASTS doesn't close above 70 today im literally going to be homeless. |
| I've got roughly 10% of my portfolio as 'FAFO Money' for stupid self-directed investments. Everything else goes into ETFs. FAFO has been doing okay overall but the main purpose is to scratch the 'investing' itch without compromising the bulk of the nest egg. If I lose the entirely of FAFO account due to stupid trades I'm not going to have to eat dog food in retirement. \n \nIn any case: you're 16 so investing almost anything now into a market ETF will yield a large return over time due to compounding. Keep at it and by the time you're in your 40's you'll have a good chunk of money. If you absolutely feel the need to engage in riskier trades, keep that money separate and don't forget to take profits as you go. |
| Micron to the moon 😭 |
| UAE says 15 missiles, four drones from Iran intercepted today\n\nUAE’s Defence Ministry says it intercepted 12 ballistic missiles, three cruise missiles and four drones launched from Iran today. |
| Being soulless and using up people smarter than them.\n\nAlso a lot of luck. |
| https://preview.redd.it/gzkwp2xe86zg1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=49dc796fed4633cdf293b74e99bbe366f0fe23fd |
| wtf is wrong with LULU |
| We all agree SPY is gonna drop this wee and into next week right? What puts we buying?👀 |
| I truly enjoyed the silence while the hosts were dumbfounded. No way he didn't do that on purpose so im leaning towards best interview I've seen. |
| Half call, half put, tits up |
| All your money so far.\n\nI got a feeling you can still turn it around. |
| Undervalued |
| Are we talking about NVDA or BTC/MSTR? |
| Try voo and chill heard its very safe except u get rich in retirement home so continue WSB advice one day might 1000x and offset all losses (won't happen to you tho) |
| No new moons |
| Credit risk is de-minimus |
| Oh so it’s nothing hour |
| I still have my one share of GameStop from all those years ago 🤣 it’s gonna bounce back any day now |
| Why are all the meme stocks green today lol |
| Y'all better not outbid me. |
| The people who would normally investigate it are the ones making it happen. |
| any chance of taco today? |
| https://preview.redd.it/c7dpu10986zg1.png?width=260&format=png&auto=webp&s=7c17066bb4a3d37fc63344c9326a6c973a68a10e\n\n |
| Mr. President is buying puts for tonight. |
| Gonna flip a coin. Heads calls, tails Puts. |
| The longer the strait remains closed, the higher SPY will rise because of it. It's economics, look it up |
| Hahahaha SOUN |
| Who even buys or holds nvidia? Like, are you dumb?\n\nIt's been flat for a year and it still rocks a premium PE.\n\nYou are actively losing money to inflation and dollar depreciation having this shit in your portfolio lol. |
| Last minute pump incoming |
| Do you think the words "9 billion cash" are magic or something? Why do you people keep repeating it over and over again? \n\n(its because it's all you've got) |
| Anytime lmao |
| Up 9% on Friday. No real catalyst until earnings short or no short |
| If anyone is having a bad year trading, just stop trading altogether. |
| I love to imagine Kevin Warsh scrolling through twitter and seeing DJT tweet about "Too Late Powell" lolololol |
| This thing is closing green, you just know it |
| No one knows what he wants. Whatever it is though, it's not his own stock price booming |
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| Chad |
| Love stocks and trading but I have been a lifelong video game collector and the market is deff showing signs were heading towards something not good economically. Thats about all I got lmao |
| !banbet MU $560 7D |
| lol |
| there really needs to be an investigation into this market man. Every day below average volume and every day indexes are up massively... make it make sense |
| Half Margin , Half butthole |
| Thinking about June strangle on PYPL 55/45. |
| small dip to pump spy to 800 |
| Who is this guy? Is he some random Store Associate they pulled in for this? Is this going to be his Fun With Dick and Jane moment? |
| If bers really wanted the market to crash, they'd just sell all their puts. |
| Broke support I think. I’m out except for a few lottos. Bought Friday morning so up overall. |
| Good to know where my outsized gain came from. Thanks bro. |
| I will make cave paintings before I give Adobe another dime |
| yawn |
| Uh, that might be too |
| Ohhh dogs, yeah I like dogs. |
| 2000: GMT800, N64, the matrix, LOTR, Napster |
| Jensen Cohen |
| Anyone else confused why LUNR has been flat for a straight week? |
| Lmao |
| NEBIUS will go up 15% everyday for eternity |
| Hey alexa play benighted by opeth |
| But like, can you really pump your companies market cap bigly by issuing more shares? I actually dont know how that works |
| "This time is different" .... but it wasn't |
| Treasuries hitting YTD highs is bullish right |
| She isnt in charge now dipshit. |
| US and Iran starting up again? Time for puts? |
| havvf cuushhh, havvf stuuokk. Can the bro sound any more like a California stoner surfer dude. |
| This mother fuckers always just been a con man hasn't he lmao |
| For good reason. Poopy stock |
| What am i looking at here |
| Present them, automod. |
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| Is he just being petulant? Did they insult him earlier in the interview and now he is just refusing to give good answers? Or is this man actually retarded? |
| TACO TO SPEAK ANYTIME NOW AT BUSINESS SUMMIT. PUMP INC |
| https://preview.redd.it/w3fd8ict76zg1.png?width=320&format=png&auto=webp&s=c9d58be86930ccc26fc3c0f2a1448d7ed48b1aea\n\n |
| Guilty as well |
| Why i’m again all in in weekly puts? |
| Part of your tuition is learning to listen to you and your trades not others and their trades |
| Who gave you that money 😭😭😭 |
| what is this value investing bullshit in my porn app |
| Nah not really |
| yeah from smashing your wife in strange positions |
| Can’t believe I was paying $30 a month for adobe without even realizing for the last 2 years fuck off goddamit |
| https://preview.redd.it/6eh47k5q76zg1.jpeg?width=946&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6d3bcfee08f33815f0008c1a40dc10a8795b0bf3\n\n |
| Semi is the new oil. Let s gooooo |
| All I need is NVIDIA to gap up 5% like it did the other day, is that really too much to ask? Oh and also in the next 20 minutes please 🙏 |
| Same man so annoyed |
| The Strait of Hormuz will never be open again \n\n🌮 is now NACHO: Not A Chance Hormuz Opens |
| Does Ryan Cowen want EBay to buy GameStop is this what’s going on ? |
| nvda, let's go $200! |
| Depends on the premium you got for it |
| Love how nvidia is turning into a genuine value stock due to being flat for 8 months but still having the insane revenue growth of the semiconductor sector as a whole. |
| They already said, they did lol. I bet I know who is lying |
| https://preview.redd.it/x5mclekn76zg1.png?width=320&format=png&auto=webp&s=38ca6c1c68d2e52db575dcb11f3441717f38efc2\n\n |
| GG |
| Leaked conversation between 🥭 and Iran:\n\nOkay so now you launch some missiles and the market over here will go down. Yeah, just buy puts, right now. Then I'm going to lay down a mean Truth™ so it springs back up, which, as you know from the last several times, means your calls will be up bigly. We can do this until 2028 when my kids take over |
| Yes |
| Facts |
| Holy fuck SOUN is down 1%. |
| It shows -0.01% today on my screen |
| I thought he seemed a bit stoned to be honest. |
| because I'm not trading it, doing shares exclusively, I like the market, the core business, and think they'll be poised for long term growth |
| He could have literally told the truth and said I don't know what the company does I trade on the technical of the stock movement and people wouldn't have been like ok fine instead he embarrassed himself |
| It's math bro.\n\nImaginary numbers are a real thing in math. |
| you can get plenty Amen behind the dumpster at your local wendys |
| Close green? |
| After losing last week, I used some of my gains today to buy some Taco Bell. Feels good to treat myself instead of eating ramen only. |
| Hits all time high.\n\nRetraces as is always expected.\n\n“Omg when will the market ever go up?” |
| I was able to make $10k this morning w spy puts and gave it everything back |
| Smug little child who got lucky trading with his bar mitzvah money |
| they know it and that the problem. they might go full retard next time. |
| Never heard of it |
| wonder if it was risky for me not taking my 25% gain on my options, guess I'll see tommrow. |
| Uh half cash, half cocks |
| Bulls are getting nervous lmao |
| https://preview.redd.it/v4wmz1uh76zg1.jpeg?width=900&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ff1d66c912748ef3590aa3def4727ee27636e2b7\n\n |
| Nvidia been flat for almost a year.\n\nJust leave it mate. It's dead. |
| https://preview.redd.it/axuiu7yh76zg1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a5b62fc6495635094dca846bed03d734777400fc\n\n |
| Kevin did say, "I'll rather break it fast and get to fixing things" so I mean, jester-maxing new head of the fed could cause chaos |
| Had to sell my car so I could use a horse instead |
| This NVDA dip is a gift |
| Green All month |
| Holding that blue crystal |
| One of us, one of us, one of us! |
| PLTaRds unite! ⚔️ |
| SIVE, should find out about NASDAQ US listing soon |
| Which 66% of the army consisted of who? Say it with me |
| why the question mark? |
| It is if you don’t want to say yet |
| Ill be her little brown boy. |
| But they’ve missed earnings the last 3 times what makes you think they won’t miss next week? |
| Bears extremely mad lol\n\nAGAIN lmao |
| Nke lulu cmg tgt sbux pypl xyz ups dis = trash |
| Have you tried doing the opposite?\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/8h4oxu5b76zg1.png?width=360&format=png&auto=webp&s=c8cc2868214c908f2fb9bf6224191a1bb6b17f55\n\n |
| Bought a bunch of SoundHound today SOUN |
| You are right. I do care about that stock. The one that has 9 billion in cash and is cash flow positive. Think you need to redefine what you think is “shitty” 😂 |
| if you watch the 5 min candles and zoom out, you can see a pattern (I'm acoustic) |
| He's actively making them all go bankrupt lol |
| PLTR up or down??????? |
| I could have used this advise a month ago 🙁 |
| I committed this weekend that I will only deal in Calls/LEAPS. \n\nI caused it! |
| You guys fo sho exist in some higher comical plane we mere mortals dare not cross. \n\nEnjoy the view from those uncharted paths! |
| The problem is tomorrow is Tuesday so Bull expected TACO Tuesday lol |
| All of WSB is sitting on the sidelines thinking “SNDK can’t go up any further it’s already 35x” and that’s exactly why it will keep going up |
| # If we were at war with a country that actually mattered bears might have a chance LMAO🤌 |
| Art of the fat Veal |
| That’s really the problem in this situation lol |
| https://preview.redd.it/euc4mco776zg1.png?width=694&format=png&auto=webp&s=60bacca491b0fa3817a47a6a6e1e2c61dd289593\n\n |
| I finally watched the Cohen interview. Was he high or drunk? Who the fuc is giving him $56billion ?? |
| it's over SOUN bots, priced is in. go enjoy your sub $10 stocks |
| Half stocks, half cash |
| I think you lose if the market lands right between where you sold the call and bought the other one; so you're upside down between the legs, which is right where Mr. Market can and will kick you |
| that's why what? |
| Oil to 500$ will surely make this market crumble. |
| You guys fo sho exist in some higher comical plane we mere mortals dare not cross. \n\nEnjoy the view from those uncharted paths! |
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| Trying to prop up qqq by pumping all the fucking overvalued garbage i see |
| Taco, taco, taco man, taco again oh yes he can |
| Give it time |
| Even for WSB standards, this guy is a fracking regard. Good luck |
| graded PSA 10 by my wife's boyfriend |
| Dont worry, I don’t let my normal life disrupt my gambling |
| DONALD TRUMP TO SPEAK AT SMALL BUSINESS SUMMIT ANYTIME NOW |
| reject petroleum\n\nreturn to horses |
| Ya right |
| fireworks\* |
| MMs have it in a stranglehold between $195 and $200, just bleeding theta. It's gonna take some institutional momentum to push it through. |
| Who bought SOUN at the top? |
| Yes, all 45 dollars of it, now is the time |
| 10$ any minute now im telling you bro |
| Lmao can you imagine they do that shit again and immediately backstep like last time as well |
| Iran was just launching missiles to celebrate the new peace deal! |
| Why not? The app is just an addictive game and does not teach. So its retaining forever |
| $SOUN is going down, upvote if you love sounding! |
| # SNDK will reach around 2000 and stock split LMAO 💀🤌 |
| #TREASURY ANNOUNCED AN ADDITIONAL 80 BILLION $ CASH RAISE VIA TREASURY SALES THIS QUARTER LMAO 🤌 WAR IS GOING GREAT |
| Why… they’ve got destroyed last few reports |
| was supposed to be 3pm but idk anymore, news is sporadic and i feel like everyone lying rn |
| Damn someone's calls got evaporated today 💀 |
| War doesn't matter. Oil doesn't matter. The economy doesn't matter. And it will stay that way until it does, because that's why. |
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| Dilution doesn't increase your market cap |
| War escalation? More like stocks escalation |
| Green by EOD?? Can't be, unfathomable! |
| **CALL** |
| # 🧻🐕 LMAO |
| lol its up 38% since last year. Its 1% from all time highs. \n\nIf your in trouble I feel bad for you. |
| Either inflation is really this bad or I grew up poor. |
| Fly, NBIS, fly! |
| Bro’s not in memory. |
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| It's always some conspiracy theory as to why you're not all billionaires, isn't it |
| Happening this week? |
| But this isn't how share issuance works, it doesn't magically raise your stock value to 27.75B when the company is only worth $11B.\n\nSorkin is asking the question because the plan makes zero fucking sense. |
| Bears STILL YAPPING "war" "missile" "middle east" "middle west" "kanye west" "-1% by close"\n\nLmao |
| Power hour |
| Okay I know you retards hate shit like this but I promise $SE is a great buy. Oversold, fundamentals are strong, buy and hodl. Actually not joking |
| Oil is dropping on literally nothing as missiles fired today, so I think that traders are just the stupidest motherfuckers on the planet with a memory maximum of 4 hours |
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| The "apes" still believe that the MOASS (Mother of All Short Squeezes) is right around the corner and that the stock will be worth hundreds to thousands of dollars. |
| Dude just buy SPY and have a paper account where you daytrade. You will quickly learn daytrading is shit (but fun which is why I do it) |
| both are being turds |
| 13 subs on my instagram profile pay me $5 a month, therefore I get $65. It was a joke cause I get a little money |
| selling in May and going away. Time to focus on my health and making more bread for the break later this year, assuming that even happens. It'll probably just pump forever, but I don't care anymore. My success will be market agnostic. No matter what, I will win. |
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| **TIGHT TIGHT TIGHT YEA** |
| All the AI bubble companies are giant green dildos today, but Nvidia? |
| 🥭 **LIVE. LETS SEE WHAT THIS CLOWN SAYS NOW** |
| i bought calls big man... |
| https://preview.redd.it/0b7i6bmq66zg1.png?width=320&format=png&auto=webp&s=33e96f20b019a24e0ea5169a54c49f6198391d95\n\n |
| becarefull of boj emergency rate hike bol. |
| We are all going to be exit liquidity for power hour. Guaranteed |
| bulls have erectile dysfunction |
| That’s such insane support at $717.50 |
| Nobody cares |
| If it's graded by PSA, it might actually hold more value than my portfolio. |
| Oh boy |
| New talks announced tomorrow and we blast off to 730… get your discounted calls. |
| I want up and out of this $195-200 MM pin on NVDA |
| Close the DAMN casino ….i wanna cry for a bit… |
| he is 10000% high |
| Only up like 33% in the past year. How terrible. Cry baby regards |
| The moment you think she's gonna have a good day, something new appears and it's fucked again. Stay awake. |
| It matters if you want share prices to go up lol |
| hes urging south korea to join in since one of theres got attacked and UAE is already mad about theirs getting hit also, what makes anyone think today is gonna be green besides regardation |
| We need another bank collapse like in 2023, then SPY will pump 5% the next 2 days after it happens. Bank collapses are bullish in this regarded market |
| stfu and take you're ass to school and put your phone away.\n\n |
| Sir, this is a Wendy's |
| might be just a hold overnight I guess |
| usd jpy it seems like japanese yen are stuck. |
| Not if you only had $5 to your name |
| Bears were JACKING OFF HARD when they saw 716.80 and shit PUMPED UP REALLY FAST to 718 lmao\n\n(At least they finished, they don't last long lmao) |
| Too many puts bought |
| Why? |
| https://preview.redd.it/egp1ixgk66zg1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=85467df539349fe457fe2b157d9972290d956476 |
| If you trade outside the first 20 min of market open YOU are exit liquidity |
| Should I throw my life savings at SNDK calls |
| Try etf |
| AXTI & SIVEF keeping my port alive! |
| https://preview.redd.it/t0xzndlj66zg1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=79af3177905a1f8590e45983ac19404bead3c8d8\n\n |
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| Is anyone touching RKT 🚀 or is not memey enough |
| Welcome to SNDK. I love you. |
| They've failed to grow the business but succeeded in stopping the bleeding and have a functional company now that doesn't need memes or dilution to survive.\n\n\nOr in short they've become too boring for most of retail so fuck it we'll start making acquisition offers because it costs us very little and gets us attention. |
| AI capex peaked lil bro |
| Im not bearish because im a doomer, im bearish because capitalism and us hegemony machine (TM) is running on fumes and is rusting due to lack of maintenance work. |
| Sounds exactly like Jesse Pinkman |
| This is just an opportunity for them to DRS more shares. Since that’s going super well. |
| Not in this market. The rules have apparently changed. Market doesn't do red anymore. |
| It’s basically just a bunch of grifters trying to sell their discords |
| The American way 🦅 |
| PLTR long before earnings, complete gamble, but war must be printing for somebody |
| We used Monday.com for a minute before discontinuing. The product sucks IMO 😅 |
| something is broken.......need duct tape asap |
| The Upstart interview will always be #1 in my book because of what he could have said but failed to say. "Tell me about Upstart. What do they do?" "It is a cutting edge high-tech firm out of the midwest awaiting imminent patent approval on a next generation of radar detectors that have both huge military and civilian applications." |
| Bombs after the bell. Iran and 🥭 both have puts |
| https://preview.redd.it/5l8loobf66zg1.png?width=320&format=png&auto=webp&s=a2e04b9643995dd33b592100010de1e01aa5e2d2\n\n |
| Oil plz keep dumping my SPY calls depend on it |
| bro started speaking coherently after running out of shit to smear on bears LOL |
| Sorry yall I literally longed oil and shorted spy 5 mins ago |
| Call the oil companies . That’s worth 210k tell them that you need it picked up . And see if one will pay you for it. |
| # If you full ported SNDK a year ago you would be a millionaire LMAO 💰🤌 |
| I like the one where Homer gets a gun |
| No ceasefire is not done, otherwise war powers act defense wouldn't work. \n\nSo mango is going to start killing while still saying ceasefire is there. |
| No seriously? What? |
| PLTR and duo lingo calls |
| This is a red week guys, no talks, oil up, war escalating |
| ????? \n\nprofit |
| Apparently the 4th is with the ber |
| imagine not just owning $NBIS by now |
| Bears were coping "713 kinda day" but got PUMPED HARD lmao |
| PLTR is a literal ai war software stock that is still -40% off ATH and just had one of the most impressive earnings ever last quarter. We’ve literally been at war and mf think PLTR is not about to fly? IGV is breaking out for a reason, software si the play |
| I was hoping the plan wouldn’t come out until after market open because I knew this stock was headed south. Got out of my shares but couldn’t buy back the puts till market opened. |
| yay GDP will be up in 2047 |
| Good choice. Genuinely invincible stock. |
| Everything is fake and gay except the money I’m losing |
| SanDisk and micron are like twins. \n\n |
| Guh |
| msft my least favorite anchor |
| It’s easy to take risks when it’s not your money…will they sell or ride it down to $30? |
| Agreed, when you start chasing it you become irrational |
| MSFT and NVDA take turns going up 1% everyday then losing all of it |
| Straight up not relevant on this sub anymore |
| You guys should have checked the website |
| I was deciding between ASTS and SNDK in January. I ended up putting $100k into ASTS that’s now worth about $80k. Instead of the $350k SNDK would have been worth… |
| Bears yapping "geopolitical risks" as their wallets go to $0 lmfao |
| My favorite episode of The Simpson's is when Lisa discovers the truth about Jebediah Springfield, that he was basically a monster, but then couldn't expose the truth because everyone was too dumb and had their identities too intertwined with their town's founder. lol. |
| > "Sir you only paid $20, the bill is $40"\n\nIts half cash, half stock. |
| This may be the world of business, but it might be the world of securities fraud as well |
| That's Chamath pumping his holdings. Dude is big on copper. |
| bottoms in |
| What the fuck is that pop |
| Every stock is down quite a bit besides SNDK lock in chat |
| thats why im saying red today and green tomorrow, it just shows that today theres alot of rug pullers goin around |
| full porting sndk fuck it |
| Oil tanking bers cranking. |
| Where is the remaining 16 billion coming from is a hard question? |
| Mr Power Hour, do your thing |
| Pretty much where I’m headed |
| ????? what the actual fuck just happened?\n\n |
| https://preview.redd.it/bwhbjd0366zg1.png?width=552&format=png&auto=webp&s=1e8006be95960bc8dc6ef460913f377153e33f98\n\n |
| Duolingo needs el fuego earnings or someone gonna get el molesto |
| I hate Tesla so fucking much it's unreal. Always scam pumps for no reason at a 300 P/E on a declining company. Clown world. |
| TACO already teach Bull to buy the dip or miss the big gain. So if there are boots on the ground then I think the dump may not be that big 🤔 |
| 45B return in 8 months is wild regardless of if you like him or hate him |
| oil tanking lol |
| Good point |
| how is MSFT actually this useless |
| Womp womp and when their market cap is now 60B it doesn’t make any difference |
| HOT damn, the bitch ass bears got RUGPULLED AGAIN for talking a lot of doomer shit\n\nLmao |
| Next Monday maybe. |
| You guys just aren’t getting it. He saying half CRASH. Waiting for the market to crash so he can afford it. |
| pump faker than dons medical records |
| yet another day. hope you took your profit, you gay ber |
| Please source this so i can stop crying |
| That poor lady. Blessed with great looks and massive cannons only to be wrongfully accused of harassment and rest a meme. I hope she’s doing ok |
| noob you have to do inverse of wsb |
| The market is aligning with the Dune Sandussy |
| Putin likes fabulous parades with strong fit men |
| I don't want that to happen tho |
| Still waiting on the full circumference ice wall video |
| No reserve? |
| My portfolio tracks pretty close to SPY on a daily basis....give or take 10% |
| Pump is so fake \n\n(No I don’t have puts why do you ask) |
| Want to hold these puts through tomorrow but all these fake pumps are getting annoying, feel like they are going to get and “de-escalate” so this goes back to 720. Anything to keep it propped up until the next rug |
| Only good for fenced goods. Go to Crate & Barrel. Find a nice SKU. Go to eBay, find within 50 miles of a blue city + BINOBO, solicit a lowball and boom - you have new linen sheets.\n\nWorks great for Snapon but that arena is far more crowded. |
| CNBC hosts let so many CEOs pitch their scam companies and dumb ideas without critique, but when an honest meme stock CEO is on air, the tough questions come. |
| Why on earth were you looking? |
| Sell otm call buy farther otm call.\n\nCollect money.\n\nStock goes down you win. Stock goes up past strike you lose |
| Elaborate |
| PLTR to the moon |
| So theres something called stealth planes |
| What a dumb ass. Dude the wheels are coming off of this car. |
| People are trying to be cute on bonds. I'm close to backing up the truck. |
| This guy ⌘-shift-4-spaces |
| If dilluting your stock can somehow more than double your valuation companies would be doing it left and right.\n\nLiterally nothing about this offer makes any sense. |
| PLTR -10% AH |
| MAG7 is about to fly as soon as SPY starts going up even slightly |
| Who’s the biggie smalls? |
| If |
| you pump, while us loads planes with bombs. |
| Tower Hour 🏰 |
| Wat nvda is down like 0.2% at least wait for a real red day to post your shit post instead of when the market is 1% off all time highs |
| I'm glad you're having a good day <3 |
| From 2012-2015 I lost maybe 150k on options. Would be profitable for months and suddenly go on tilt with my choice in expirations decreasing with each consecutive bad move. If you catch yourself doing this, stop. Take a break and return when the pain of the loss has faded. |
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| reversal incoming |
| Wizard |
| You haven’t priced in inflation at 10% for a couple of years because of Ukraine |
| Any buyers protection? Returns within 30 days? |
| Half store credit. It's on the website. |
| I have 13 subs on IG therfore I get $65 a month, trying to stay humble |
| Last earnings it went up 26 percent. |
| *Used copy of MGS2 in a damaged MGS3 case. |
| SNDK and MU carrying this whole market\n\nMemory is the new gold |
| I remember this stock being $190 a share |
| Kinda funny how during the entirety of the iran war PLTRs has a net loss of -5% and even leading into the war they went down. \n\n-18% YTD too \n\nWatch they go up 60% or some stupid shit today lol |
| B E A R S L M A O\n\nINSTANTLY GOT PUMPED THE FUCK UP REALLY HARD LMAO\n\nBER |
| https://preview.redd.it/12poaweo56zg1.png?width=225&format=png&auto=webp&s=36c9074c0c29f2f78f6390d08b5200e4c040a9e4\n\n |
| Morning slam poetry incoming |
| Can someone who was spamming AMD $400 all weekend please fess up |
| \*WHITE HOUSE EYES VETTING A.I. MODELS BEFORE RELEASE: NYT \n \nare they trying to crash the market??? |
| Peace deal 💪 |
| What the actual shrek dik |
| Can we get a fucking pump for the last 45 min god dammit 🤬🤬 |
| there we go. |
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| Here we gooooo |
| Dunno what kind of soap you’re using but you should try something else. |
| Buddy tried to mimic the Jensen and Elon school for pumping your stock but his only takeaways were wearing a leather jacket and doing a shitload of ketamine lmao |
| Brought to you by the guys that swore a crash was coming, sat on cash and bought in at the end of last week after a stupid run. |
| unrealistic, when the market has a bad day - I too have a bad day |
| https://preview.redd.it/9h94orll56zg1.png?width=320&format=png&auto=webp&s=fe559f7496ff86cd70e485cea70a6f9fec86c1aa\n\n |
| This sort of behavior is nothing new. He comes off as a dick IRL. Likely isn’t used to anyone questioning his authority or his decision making. Not a good look. |
| Maybe the real American dream was the $1.50 Costco Hotdog + Ozempic meals we had along the way |
| Power hour but is only for OIL |
| Maybe your joint views about women genitalia are speculative and hypothetical |
| Anyone else feel the markets are very relaxing this year |
| sour hour? back to spy 716? |
| Even Bulls must admit this shit looks grim |
| Bears are slowly taking control 🐻 |
| wooohoooo the slop printing |
| if we're cherry picking start points, 6 years after 3/9/2009 had a bigger return on SPY |
| Where is the fake meat gang meetup? I own 100,000 shares |
| Hegseth and some other army dude scheduled to talk tomorrow.\n\nPrepare yourself for another shit show |
| Power hour, then boots on the ground, then gap down to 675. Then I wake up and in reality we get a taco and gap up to 730 |
| real |
| Mango set to speak at 3PM but nothing yet small business sumit |
| Yuge is the word, yuge |
| F*** if I know but watch it , go to 22 |
| I’ll never understand the loyalty lol it’s not like they’re doing well in their investment |
| Absolute legend. |
| That heart only has a few ticks left. |
| red today and then green tomorrow i should've known |
| How u do dat |
| Lol Alabama is a red state |
| Keen observation sir |
| "The dow is at 50k" moment detected |
| Buy the memory names here. In fact, the war escalating is even more bullish for those names because the supply chain fears cause companies to quadruple order |
| 600% in a year. You must be terrible at investing if this is a "turd" for you |
| There's only 2 planes right now in the Persian Gulf. Both USAF tankers |
| Going to close in the green right? |
| i would never invest in this dude |
| The strait will be open once the tectonic plates shift - Axios |
| 🥭 trying so hard to pump |
| Yields looking like doggy doo doo 💩 |
| SOUN the alarms |
| close the god damn casino |
| Do you not need the other side to agree to the ceasefire to be effective? otherwise you're just mumbling your safe word while putting on the gimp suite to get cucked |
| I am really good at picking the top!\n\nWe will see this time around! |
| It's a talent few regards here have, we mostly lose money here. \n\nBut this one always manages to lose the most money, it's insane. |
| spx 10$ pop coming |
| Wonder what the JOLTS report will be like tomorrow |
| It's so crazy because we're actually so fucked if this isn't completely fixed by July. We've only reduced oil demand 2-5% instead of 13% globally, that gap needs to be accounted for eventually |
| MSFT - Sorry baggies...not today. |
| " the empty houses in the area are an untapped market with lots of room for growth " |
| Remember: no one is immune to propaganda. Not even the algorithms controlling the markets apparently |
| “Investors”\n\nGood one\n |
| https://preview.redd.it/7iz8sv1b56zg1.png?width=320&format=png&auto=webp&s=2648ef11955b9565382610ec7d36ae4e2076ffa1\n\n |
| rip 💀 |
| lol |
| How does that work like what’s the process I have no clue |
| That yield on the 5, 10, and 30 year treasuries not looking so good…… |
| that one guy is running out of ber insults and now its kinda meh |
| Big top signal. |
| 🥭 cankles are the size of those 400lb women you see on scooters at Walmart.\n\nVery healthy, very strong. |
| Barron must have gone all in |
| https://preview.redd.it/52ufqhm756zg1.png?width=320&format=png&auto=webp&s=5de531e293a6cd91ffebc2856b58c70d800e773c\n\n |
| And for some reason they all are based in Dubai |
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| what time |
| #Dow and boomer stocks are dead LMAO🤌 |
| # 🫵 |
| there goes the microslop! printing |
| You should see tiktok. Even worse |
| Earnings per share is different from p/e ratio. Also, are you a time traveller? |
| uhhh investors, what do we think of these last 5 candles and what the fuck are we doing |
| GCC writing stern letters to Iran over it's actions |
| Sell 300 worth of 0 DTE spreads\n\nI swear it pays better than a full time job\n\nMaximum risk is only like $5K even if it goes wrong it won't hurt you |
| Have to factor in that most of the dollars in existence was printed during this time. |
| Just loaded up on SNDK calls. This thing just keeps going up for no reason. |
| Ber MAD haha |
| No, but strait is open tweet is coming soon and that is all that matters.\n\nReality doesn't matter |
| She's a national treasure |
| Copper can get you,security, Clean driveway, decent landscaping, a random bike a good bike, and a not so loyal yet loyal friend whenever they come back around. |
| Load em up with SMRs too |
| Why did I invest in gold 6 months ago and not SNDK 😔 |
| NOK 15 EOW |
| It’s the governments money that’s buying the stock. Left and right hand |
| S&H Green Stamps for the kicker |
| The amount of these cringe day traders I see on Instagram is unfathomable |
| I want more dump and then more pump |
| power sour or theta hour? |
| https://preview.redd.it/onlwi1ey46zg1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9f81e842a9691b0b06adf7f502d9d4879b814f63 |
| I rebuke you in Jpow's Name |
| Thanks for sharing |
| Shit about to dump |
| did trump even by Intel? I thought they just gave him the stake for money already promised |
| POWER HOUR 💪 |
| I was trying to sign up for sour hour is that gonna happen? |
| I was told AMD would be $400-$600 today |
| Wut |
| https://preview.redd.it/jgxcbxzv46zg1.png?width=320&format=png&auto=webp&s=47b41e0169fa3dd2bca64e9fa8b2a0fa57b99a41\n\n |
| What a surprise 🥭 is late |
| And the strait is 100 percent open. |
| Rampart |
| Southerners want to know your location |
| Meower Hour 🐈 |
| Trust me bro. |
| donny is supposed to speak in a bit, we'll see what comes out of those big beautiful lips |
| Had a bar argument with a buddy that women can be as wild jungle bush "down there" but dudes have to be clean as a baby's bottom or at worst a very small trimmed bush but he says dude should be able to jungle bush as well. |
| Uh no they’re not Tommy boy but stretch away, I’ve got positive returns on my investment and expect much greater future returns. Use your passion for hating Cohen and short the stock if you see fit |
| Loading up on HCI and BULL calls, puts on CAR. |
| Lmao I was gonna say… I think he doesn’t realize how incompetent MOST middle managers are |
| Today is sour hour |
| https://preview.redd.it/1hoh5sbr46zg1.png?width=320&format=png&auto=webp&s=8a1eb40bfd14c5ae033ba32c8094925f13bdf7c9\n\n |
| Any clue why oil is retreating? Did people see today and still think the strait is opening by the end of the month? |
| I don't even know what it will take to dump this shit lol\n\nOnly fed raising rates will pop this shit, but we all know that ain't going to happen in a long time |
| yes full port retirement ! Go full regard! |
| Retard putting their money in the hands of a bigger retard. |
| Is it too soon to sell covered calls on APLD, it’s only Monday. decisions decisions |
| Brothers\* |
| I'm getting 4am hangover vibes from this. |
| I really appreciate this comment |
| Posts like this should be bannable |
| Im not saying hantavirus and bird flu will become another worldwide pandemic but my gut feelings says so. |
| I ordered a blender from eBay, and the guy provided a fake shipping number for a package that was delivered to another address.\n\nEbay wouldn't refund my money(they said the item was delivered, no way to prove that the tracking number is fake for a different address). I shipped the guy back an empty box of air to his house. I told eBay I returned the item, provided the tracking number, and got a 100% refund.\n\nIt's like playing the UNO reverse card on a scammer. |
| Yeah, 15% implied move for tomorrow |
| USA winning bigly once again! |
| oil so hot rn omg |
| I hold a bunch of shares, was up nicely last week going into Friday close. Have given it all back and then some today, though still above my effective cost basis.\n\nRyan would have done more good sleeping in. I get that he doesn't like a lot of the business press, I get that there are some questions he can't answer due to his attorney's telling me no. But he should have approached this as an opportunity to get people thinking about what could be rather than how much of an ass he can be.\n\nToday didn't have to be as red as it is. His interview this morning is worth at least a couple percent of today's sell off. And all that accomplished is making his deal of a lifetime that much harder to swing. |
| Ima buy sandisk. Goodbye bulls |
| SHORT INTC. IT WILL BE MUCH LOWER IN 3 MONTHS. THIS IS THE EQUIVALENT OF TAKING A SCREENSHOT OF YOUR PORTFOLIO AND SENDING IT TO YOUR FRIENDS.\n\nITS ALWAYS THE TOP!!!\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/i36bii5m46zg1.png?width=1179&format=png&auto=webp&s=9419e8f0f7d8cba52d1d6bab73b2f849e055994d\n\n |
| # SNDK MONEY EXPLOIT STILL UNPATCHED DEVS IN SHAMBLES |
| bols excited over this latest 5 min semi-candle lol |
| the red green red green candle in the last 20 minutes is so stupid, make up ur fuckin mind already |
| Congrats on timing the top |
| https://preview.redd.it/5vrdb5sl46zg1.png?width=320&format=png&auto=webp&s=cbedd724db2843f4b95481cd9b4219f2675029f4\n\n |
| Just put the fries in the bag bro 🍟 |
| thank you for your contribution to the cause |
| # JPOW is the 2PAC of the financial world LMAO🤌 |
| I might be wrong about this, but I \*think\* they just tried to buy eBay with it? \n\n |
| Super dumb too, options on leveraged ETFs have the leverage priced in and shit liquidity, just trade the underlying. |
| Until SPY goes down a full percent this is just noise. |
| Some days I try to tell myself that the nightmare future we're in where the Market hinges on the social media posts of a rambling old shitposter is perfectly normal. |
| Why does he look... zesty |
| Three fiddy |
| Remember when sour hour was a thing? Me neither |
| Here comes the buying |
| my momma used to always tell me, boy you never swallow bog water. |
| Ryan smoked a little crack before he went live on CNBC and said 'fu....k it let's do it.' Andrew, leave my guy alone! LET HIM COOK, LET HIM COOOOOOOOK!!!!!!!! |
| You picked the bottom of the Covid crash. But fair point |
| Burry |
| SNDK is incredible lol. 1300 tomorrow |
| Exactly this. Crush is 💯 certainity. Crash is not. Love how people love to “half port” into something they’re not knowledgeable of. It’s amazing. |
| yup, still loaded |
| If you are smooth brained sure |
| Im finally joining the SNDK train so be prepared for it to tank |
| Alright sir I just needs ta check ya ~~asshole~~ website. |
| https://preview.redd.it/f1j3fw7f46zg1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=27a6f2d60044073ee78bc0d336eb116437f3673d |
| I’m thinking the same. They need a split so entry isn’t so insane 😅 |
| yeah but the dd was super legit, most long drawn out and data backed dd’s are worth considering.\n\nI remember getting in on GAP and GOOGL simply because of really good WSB dd’s. |
| I don’t think it’s about being invincible. It’s about going into places no one else wants to and not being a spectator of life which the majority of people are because they desperately want to be liked/accepted and make the effort to avoid self judgements/criticisms Yet religiously participate in giving it to others. The uncharted path, is filled with messy situations |
| I have 13 subs on IG therfore I get $65 a month, trying to stay humble |
| I think the nasdaq did a whole 2x within 1 year at the peak of the dotcom bubble. |
| The board probably gifts the C-suite at Reddit those anime pillows if they have a good year |
| https://www.instagram.com/reel/DX6096-jVf_/?igsh=MWgwamQ3N3FjaWlm |
| Alexa play "Chop Suey" by system of a down |
| Oh I get it now, he said he was going to dilute shareholders for the other 16B to make CNBC look stupid. Why didn't anyone else pick up on that. |
| Bears drench their clothes in Axe body spray instead of just showering |
| https://www.instagram.com/reel/DX6096-jVf_/?igsh=MWgwamQ3N3FjaWlm |
| YOU CAN KEEP TELLING YOURSELF THAT YOU ARE NOT BROKE. \n\nBUT IT WONT CHANGE A THING 🤣🫵 |
| Can't wait for the PLTR loss porn |
| Did you factor in the money printer goes brrr |
| Epic Fuckup |
| Precisely. You're fucking living it buddy 🤡 |
| Alr thats it. Calls |
| bers have sex with their sisters |
| i did today already from the red candles getting back there |
| Just watched it and will watch it again. Absolutely genius (and hilarious)! |
| Yea but DRAM has been around for a month and MNDY has been around for 14 years. |
| What strikes ?\n\n\nI'll have a look at flow a little bit later |
| All i watch since they now act like 1 minutes |
| Smaller slice of a bigger pie. \n\nEach share of the Gamestop pie in March 22, 2023 was worth around 1/300Mth of Gamestop's business and of 1.31B in cash&equivalents and valued by the market at $23.87. Roughly 4 bucks a share in cash and 1/300Mth of the business. Market Cap 7.1B ish\n\nEach share of the Gamestop pie in March 25, 2026 was worth around 1/450Mth of Gamestop's business and of 9.0B in cash&equivalents and valued by the market at $23.08. Roughly $20 bucks a share in cash and 1/450Mth of the business. Market Cap 10.3B ish\n\nI would totally call a dilution on a company who had issued shares to recharacterize negative capital and then market cap stayed flat (ie., price went down) like some of the other meme stocks have done. In the case of Gamestop their market cap has increased roughly the same as the amount of new shares issued and price has stayed flat. Every time Gamestop issued shares, it was into market strength, there was a ready market for those shares. \n \nWe don't really have a name for that because it doesn't happen often. Is it a SPAC? Is it a shareholder-funded loan? A split? An infinity bond that the market bought shares in? If you want to be Mr. Logic, the world's largest pedant, then you can call it a dilution but it doesn't have any of the normal characteristics of a dilution other than that the share count increased. |
| https://preview.redd.it/d4b4m77746zg1.png?width=320&format=png&auto=webp&s=e4edc4c3845f0fce88dc12e1f450c76e29593588\n\n |
| Is gold going for another mega dump. Fml |
| It’s on our website. Half cash half stocks 😂 |
| 'going back up |
| Puts on puts. Also puts on calls. |
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| Some of us hold stocks for more than a year and in some case a few years. I have only done 3 DDs all in my profile. And when it hits 140 - I will tell you I told you so this year. |
| bears really just want everyone to lose money |
| Omg look at his post history |
| no one has said anything about the ceasefire but with all thats going on rn, it might as well be |
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| Win win win win situation |
| you really are a regard, you belong here |
| Lmao |
| Decades ago I met a urologist. His name was Doctor Pipi Salle |
| If Tesla hits 400 by 3:30, I’m voting for 🥭 in the next erection. |
| 🥭 going on a rampage on truth social today LOL |
| >SPY -0.45%\n\nTrump is probably panicking already. Prepare for the inevitable "Iran is begging for peace deal" tweet |
| WTF was that second to last Orange tweet/truth. Our god JPOW into dumpster.... |
| considering all the war and conspiracies going around, this might just pop and everybody will start marching streets |
| Saw someone selling puts on a -5x SPY ETF. Took me ages to work out whether they wanted market to go up or down |
| Half cash, half cash. Ill see what happens |
| im far from broke you clown😂 if anything you're the brokie who's projecting lmao calling it green all day yesterday like a ret*rd and were red |
| Drink WATER. |
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| *You're* the ones who really care about a shitty stock... |
| DOUN |
| How cute, market is being cautious and trading the news. |
| Recovering |
| I dont care one iota what cnbc anchors have to say. |
| to be fair to them, PLTR itself is pretty far from ath |
| Not gonna lie SPY looks attractive at 730 |
| Just close that bitch up; nothin is gonna happen in the next hour |
| and the leather jacket. |
| Some of you have never felt the warm embrace from a hugahommiesbehind and it shows. |
| The reality is he's just going to issue more stock and the apes take another haircut. |
| After 5 years you think that it ever had a chance of staying flat or going up during the interview? |
| 5min candles are best. |
| My man, u wouldn’t be here if u could bag a 10 😭😭😭 |
| Feels like a 707 week |
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| bers celebrating getting bus from money to get them home from their day job at the jack off factory |
| "Deadloacked" 🤡 |
| 11 |
| The battery level looks unhealthy, remember to charge it lol |
| SPY was 250 March 2020. Now its 720. The entire market going up 200% in 6 years is definitely normal behavior and not a sign we're in the biggest bubble since the dotcom crash |
| Damn you're dumb. At least you don't have that much to lose. |
| I was thinking the same thing. He sounds absolutely wrecked here |
| She’s a 10 but only appears when I don’t take my meds |
| SOUN what you doing |
| Full port May8 PLTR 250C good strategy or no? |
| So is the war hot again? Shooting, drone attacks and the US blockading iranian ports? Is ceasefire over already? |
| You tell me what to buy and I do |
| honk shoo honk shoo while it slowly buttfuks u harder like its doing me |
| Still a 4. I'd rather have a broke ass 10. |
| Power 20 min lol |
| Bro spy needs to go sub 717 just for today. I'll be a bull tomorrow. Promise bro |
| HAHA BUT NOT A BROKE ASS BITCH LIKE U! |
| 0 dte bulls and bears are both mentally ill |
| I bought some shares, now I know it's gonna crater. |
| All I'm hearing is upside. |
| gotta give you that one. |
| 500 tweets about the ballroom, this fucking guy, man |
| I personally blame Thales of Miletus for where I am today |
| BROKE ASS BITCHES BUYING PUTS AFTER A -0.5% DIP.\n\n \nLMAO BERS |
| QIMC |
| You think these people watched the interview? |
| never seen him talk or a video of him till now, man he's so awkward its like some AI. The way his eyes move around wtf |
| ill have the last laugh, guaranteed |
| Watch for unusual USO calls around close 📈🐻 |
| They say don’t Fomo trade but I can’t help to fomo into MU |
| Sideways, we all get fucked......until POWER HOUR begins!! |
| He sounds fucked out of his mind to be honest |
| I had to give more polished answers than this when I applied for a $17K car loan for my wife’s bf |
| I think its a lot more cut throat than that. 1500% gains need to be justified - and now since we've seen Photonics/Fiber companies make the strides theyve made in the market, if LITE has anything short of GODLIKE numbers and guidance, it will drop. (IMO it'll retrace 8-12%) |
| They invented the computer mouse |
| Holy shit TACO pumping INTC again lmao |
| An amoeba could crawl into your brain and eat it. That would be pretty bad. |
| LKMAO |
| red today, green tomorrow |
| yep got burned on spy calls today. im gonna take a nap now |
| Gen Z, the lost generation |
| It’s such a shit platform though, so much to change in order for it to be competitive |
| 712 is the level to look at |
| Never forget the guy who went all in on SPOT with margin “because music” lmao. The shit i see here is crazy |
| Oh bers. Thanks for another poet discount bb 😘 |
| Understandable, let’s not do that then |
| Who else made money today? |
| Nah don't bully the bears. The ai bubble will pop for sure in the next few months. Believe in it guys. Keep selling |
| That's regarded. lol |
| Thank you deal lord stonk clearvisionary |
| fuck lol, i'll double down |
| bro must be drinking celcius mixed with everclear |
| Wait today you bought Calls? HAHAHAHAHA |
| My $11 trading account ain’t doing well today \n\nPray for me |
| Invest in physical meth |
| Oh.. 🥭 speaking very soon? 🤔 |
| Wait what happens when the top-buyers start to panic sell |
| Mango really abusing AI to the fullest today huh. Calls on all AI related stock |
| yeah saaspocalypse sounds fake until your portfolio turns into a horror movie sequel every quarter |
| Big call flow |
| bears really think they did something. With Spy at 717. |
| Friday's gravestone doji getting confirmed |
| Charts looks ugly. lol stupid Bols |
| sloppy puts time |
| Sorry guys needed to pay for some unexpected pipeline maintenance |
| its possible but if I buy another call and it dips further I might just start rampaging in my neighborhood |
| They’re not made to sit on the ground |
| Buying more SOUN calls I guess |
| The apes are eating this up on their subreddit lol |
| soundhound sounds like a shitty knockoff version of napster |
| Not at all. CNBC has been laughing at every move the company has made the past 5 years. That was a troll job. Wait until there’s appearance with C Payne and you’ll see a much different interview. |
| Why don't they just drop leaflets on the parade of Putin blowing dudes or something. Or would that cause a nuclear war? |
| I love Asian women more than I love ~~green candles~~ red candles |
| Half port is $1,520\nAnd you’ve put it on a 11 day PLTR contract\n👑 |
| Damn, Texas Instruments news happened when I was born 😂 so funny that everyone thought the bubble burst when Deepseek came out and tanked all AI stocks… they actually just changed the bottleneck from computing to memory.\n\nGoogle’s TurboQuant is also just PR, so memory and storage will keep cooking until we change LLM architecture again or China steps up imo |
| Vrabel would hit. |
| What the hell is wrong this guy lol. Why even go on the show. I guess to pump the stock but this prob ain’t it. |
| Well this is fantastic |
| Bro can Intel pull up for a brother |
| wtf? Charts looks horrible. Market is about to jump off a cliff |
| Blade? It literally saved marvel from bankruptcy and is awsome |
| 🙌 |
| What about data they have. That’s golden for AI. |
| Paper bag and we rolling |
| I think people want to keep it hush hush while they accumulate |
| Leaps mean I can watch my position slowly sink to worthless over a longer period of time. Maxxpaining |
| where's the V? |
| If spy pumped to 720 right now that would be insane |
| RED TODAY, GREEN TOMORROW\n\nRED TODAY, GREEN TOMORROW\n\nRED TODAY, GREEN TOMORROW\n\n\- Donny J Cump |
| Calls calls calls |
| https://preview.redd.it/cs4yrr0e36zg1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7e969009047e41680a46d68bf7444c65c02f836a |
| Talking about gays ever day is very gay though, LMAO 🤌 |
| Even if that is the play, doesn't EBay have to take the offer a la what happened with Elon and Twitter? |
| Half cash, half stock. How stupid can you be? |
| Buying that juicy Intel dip nana over 100 tomorrow |
| Looking Expectantly At Probabilities. Have faith, just like Indiana Jones |
| Bot |
| If you are including animated, Flashpoint Paradox is goated. |
| What’s the news |
| I thought it said every\n\nBut I stand by the principle that anyone who owns GameStop as an investment is financially illiterate |
| brothels |
| 2.47 million SOUN shares sold wonder who did that |
| im fucking dying seeing that picture man lmaooooo |
| The agents I have set up suck…\n\nI’d rather do the work myself |
| Wait, are you guys trying to do business in my crime sandbox? |
| So anyway... I started buying! |
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| Thats no fun tho |
| you'll go homosexual in 5 days |
| \#1 superhero movie to crank your hog to |
| RC looks loaded up with some kind of drug in this interview, ngl. |
| power hour PEPPER UR ANGUS |
| microslopyy time |
| # ok retard |
| The hell was that on SOUN ? |
| CEO = LLM |
| Finally some damn volume |
| But she’s rich |
| What did he tweet this time? |
| No im not but i dont doubt it could run higher from a good ER |
| GUH |
| This is the post I've been waiting for |
| here it comesssss |
| I just swallowed bog water. Is that bad? |
| Whoever posts these god awful memes needs to be banned forever smh |
| Oil is up 75% since the war started. Im sure that's completely fine and won't cause massive problems in the next couple years. Just keep buying!!! |
| That's the sound a rocket makes |
| I would prefer TEAM instead of |
| She's a 4 |
| The memes are great but more seriously: What the fuck? Was he high? Is there an actual plan on the website? Why even bother going on TV if all you're gonna say is basically "google it" |
| *from where, Micheal?!* |
| This is the post I've been waiting for |
| War is done, don’t know why everyone is still hung up on this |
| Fuck it. Playing power hour $719c LFG. |
| Yeah he just doesn't like CNBC hosts because of what happened in 2021. He doesn't act like this on other shows. |
| Is this the dip? Can’t imagine IRGC will pose any threat to an international coalition within the next 24 hours |
| Just the tip 👀 |
| why is every single day a low volume scam pump day.. |
| Ha, nice try. He's trying to get off by having us retell those dirty hot stories. |
| # I’ve done a lot of gay shit in my life but I never would become a bear LMAO🌈🤌 |