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| I’m here because I forgot to change the date on my long calls - words of a regarded regard. |
| Shorting Amazon at open fuck this trash stock |
| I put water in my decanter to aerate it and then I pour the water in a wine glass. |
| The Chinese don’t want the H200’s and more than likely already have the Blackwells |
| Tis good brotha |
| Ain't nothing little about that scarecrow |
| Okay ring the god damn bell. I’m ready. |
| You good looking guy Joe. |
| Calls on Due Diligence |
| down <7% from all-time high |
| This entire story is just so funny. We sell China inferior engines for comac and they still buy it. Sure they’re gonna make their own eventually but shit is still getting sold |
| I think they think we have no power and are complete idiots. Not totally wrong |
| Fries. Bag. |
| So did this cat so it is what it is. |
| sup bitchez |
| Fucking AMZN always dropping 5 minutes before open. So damn annoying. |
| CASY crushes earnings again |
| You better hope you don’t also become a minority 😂 all it takes is for them to invent a new category you aren’t in. |
| That'd be the sane thing to do tbh |
| Dropping already for sucks sake |
| Yes OP you sourced this data straight from Uranus. |
| They really removed /r/all? To "streamline the experience" whatever the fuck that means. Fuck this. Puts on reddit\n\nhttps://www.reddit.com/r/help/s/8TJ1picVVg |
| I’d be amazed if this pumped at open |
| Going to pump nvda at open by buying 30 shares. This is your insider information |
| There are actually people in here directionlessly gambling on random tickers listed in the comments without a shred of DD. |
| \nKeep the sand out of your weapons. Keep those actions clear. I'll see you on the beach 🫡 |
| Come on NVDA you lil bitch!! |
| I just wanted to tell you guys good luck. We're all counting on you. |
| Mmmmmm caramelized onions are so good! |
| My plan for today: wait til my overnight $680p and $677ps hit 100%, sell half and let the rest run house money…then have fomc and Powell tank the shit out of ORCL sub $215 by eod. Then Load up on the $235 and $250C weeklies |
| SPY to 700 |
| Do these other companies have an accounts receivable as large and still growing as much as Nvidia’s? |
| Suck this dae |
| Two week 10% rally to tag ATHs and flat until FOMC seems like bait to push higher.\n\nI'm looking at 245p for Friday. |
| ETH is STRONG |
| Yeah a major US tech company with no presence in China using a Chinese AI model is a nothing burger… |
| Yes! |
| >President Donald Trump meanwhile dismisses ‘affordabilty hoax’ at Pennsylvania rally and launches into vicious anti-immigrant rhetoric.\n\nKeep telling everyone inflation is a hoax and pump the AI bubble at all costs. \n\nMiami just elected its first dem in nearly 3 decades. Tech bros and mango really think we're stupid and gonna just take it sitting down. |
| Fuck these europoors |
| Trader Joe’s sells good dried 🥭. My favorite is the sweet and juicy 🥭. That’s an actual thing. I’m not Bubba. |
| Shits gonna drop at open |
| How do you evaluate something you don’t even comprehend or know the future capabilities? We can speculate off the increasing revenue and strong margins |
| META????? GET YOUR COCK OUT OF MY ASS ZUCKERBERG |
| And I'm proud to elect my little barron as fed chair, isn't he wonderful everyone! |
| Idk, I've outsourced 3 jobs to there. Americans 🦅 are just lazy... 🤡 |
| Mehta |
| Hands up gabriela |
| Well, you went and read his Reddit history. |
| It may be a slow day today everyone\n\nJust like my carmelized onions I cooked in a crock pot overnight! \n\nYum yum\n\nSometimes slow cooked onions are better and sometimes a slow cooked market is better\n\nEnjoy your theta decay |
| JPOW going to keep rates the same since the administration is withholding Q3 2025 GDP report. |
| I’m at %57 so let’s see how it goes |
| It's all about energy |
| Probably the canary in the coal mine |
| Jack the rates, Powell. Kill these unprofitable startups. |
| Sedatives are wearing off, time to rotate into stimulants |
| CLOSE THE CASINO |
| I was promised rate cuts...\nI was promised $spy calls print... To fulfill broken promises... \nTo Valhalla with my $300 portfolio! LFG!\n🔥🔥🔥 |
| Calls on open = free money!! |
| Idk bout this one. It started raining. Last monday, it was raining the whole day |
| lol its already down 1% premarket. thats a strong indicator its going to lose another 2-3%. this stock is so garabge |
| Mehta |
| 😎🎸🎸🎸 |
| The chair of the chinese central bank is called He Tu Lei |
| #### Major **copium** is understanding **TOM LEE MARKET BULL 🐂** was right all along 🤡 |
| msft is officially gay |
| Not really a significant amount in total but some brokers showing 5:1 put/call ratio for Friday |
| I sold OSRKarma RuneScape Gold we bros |
| Swing calls today starting at 2 |
| Any stock that has door in it, you know Eric Jackson is tryna get that |
| Beans innit |
| Anything india touches turns to doo doo |
| Yahoo Finance is really trying to pump quantum stocks. inversing with RGTZ |
| Your little 🅱️enis |
| trying not to |
| calls at open are free money |
| Did you even thank them once? |
| 10b5-1 (from dec 18 2024) |
| That’s why you’re on an American named street sub dipshit. We are number 1, and you are a europoor |
| The funniest part is realising OP is dead serious |
| Put all your money in TEM |
| Open up those doors, daddy's hungry! (how much money will i lose today?) |
| If you keep it plugged in I think it stays green |
| tarditory |
| that makes two of us |
| Dumb at typing? Agreed. |
| Late |
| Me love you long time |
| So… calls then? |
| MSFT deserves to die just because the entire buggy garbage Windows 11 forced upgrade shit show is causing me inconvenience |
| Instructions unclear. Liquidated Roth. All in medline. |
| Phone fully charged and ready to lose money 👌 |
| Is JPM free money here? |
| RemindMe! 1 month |
| What news |
| 😂😂😂 |
| $BULL go back to $15 pls |
| Oopsies |
| Not all, others carry non-nuke missiles. Only certain classes of subs carry the nukes. |
| Its a JPow speech day so just buy .3% OTM both ways and set a limit sell |
| Nextdoor being mentioned by Eric Jackson for the first time today. Not sure how I feel about. Wdy guys think |
| Okay bro, to the moon |
| I love dried 🥭s and I’m not talking about the dried up 🥭 in office |
| I’m scared to play the game today |
| PE is 45 |
| Honestly, rates should not be lowered. I'm not sold on raising them. But they definitely shouldn't be lower than they are now. |
| Your dog sucks |
| it went to the dogs after ww2 |
| This will be a distant memory at ATH tomorrow. |
| **Programmer asks google ai:** Can you melt an egg?\n\n**Google AI:** \**checks Quora LMAO*\* Yes, you can melt an egg with a stove or a microwave.\n\n**Quora:** \**checks ChatGPT*\* Yes, you can melt an egg with a stove or a microwave.\n\n# .·° ՞ ( ≧ ᗜ ≦ ) ՞ °·. |
| Do you know me |
| Who else is ready for another +$80 day for oracle for no reason whatsoever |
| Just don't go on a speed boat |
| Alright fine, ramen for tonight. See yall in Wendy’s parking lot |
| We are fucked if other countries decide our dollar is sketchy to hold |
| So calls till then meeting then puts? |
| News of the Day, Listening to GEV the increase in gas with energy growth is going to continue to grow thru 2028 helping midstream delivers, my fav ET should see extreme growth. President trying to eliminate tax on gambling will help DKNG |
| Puts in the morning, trader's warning\n\nCalls afternoon, to the moon |
| What a fucking nightmare omg |
| She doesn't work at Medline lmao. |
| Any higher than PLTR? |
| I remember the days when this would go from $25 to $22 on good news like this. |
| Santa, where the fuck are you?\n\nDid ICE deport you to El Salvador or what?? |
| Feels like im back in nam again |
| I see you like to get little fingered |
| May God be with you, good soldier 🫡 |
| I'm thinking this too. I've got GOOGL puts. |
| Kids... There is no such thing as AI bubble. It's just devaluation of money combined with risk averse stock investing into top stocks. |
| thats why i like him |
| lovesac sounds like something porno related |
| Kudos to the olli analysts who raised or maintained price targets despite the stock drop yesterday: \n\nBank of America raised $145 to $150\n\nGoldman Sachs raised $158 to $162\n\nKeyBanc maintained $154\n\nNice to see them not just follow the price like the others. |
| hey does anyone else see the triple top on IWM? |
| It wasn't a good afternoon. |
| Same. And a Lil priced in too |
| Already on my third wank this morning |
| Puts or calls |
| Damn you mention one negative thing about Palantir and their cult army downvotes you to oblivion |
| Co-pilot is the smelly anus of the AI world. |
| he's worth >$35B could be a planned sale |
| Then my baba calendar will print\n\nThe rest of my portfolio will fail |
| Good morning everyone! I hope we all make lots of money today - bol and ber |
| This is how you know to stop reading |
| How are people even buying OKLO? They have no product, no prototype, no real plans. Also, there are no exceptions/exemptions for nuclear safety so having the sole "product" be something that could take a decade to materialize is a wild thing to invest in, but to each their own. |
| Bank accounts: Overdrawn\n\nCredit Cards: Maxed out\n\nBills: Final Notice\n\nOh yeah it’s 0DTE time |
| Just 9 and 50 day moving average plus supply and demand zones and price areas of interest the past couple weeks. But mostly vibes. |
| Just started listening to country music, Alan Jackson and Marty Robbins are peak |
| It’s joever fuck |
| That’s blasphemy. Let’s have cool heads here now |
| Long live butt🌽 |
| If you’re negotiating a salary with CVNA tell them your PE is 100.\n\n100k = 10M |
| puts SNPS |
| wild post. def got people talking. |
| When finance has nothing else to do with the money they have to keep the 401Ks/funds satisfied and keep buying the s&p, the dow, the safe havens. \n\nWith this in consideration how will we ever get back into 20 or less ratios |
| did powell shoot santa? |
| Imagine living in the UK. Nevermind, don't do that. |
| You're clearly good at this and winning. Do it again |
| APLD yolo prints |
| Release the Petyr Baelish files |
| If you saw how the rich lived and worked I think you would consider your roommates situation way different |
| Trapped in a large rddt put position. Really need white Jerome to save me today |
| Already did |
| control |
| AVGO chairman Samuels sells $128.3 million of AVGO Broadcom before earnings |
| Mods give me American flag flair |
| prepare for more pain going below 600 again |
| 👍 |
| Happy Fed Earnings Day 🥳 |
| The gains in nuclear ☢️ stocks like $GEV and $OKLO are just getting going 💰 |
| Powell- “We’re increasing 1%”. Take me to Valhalla Powell |
| Price action has been insane last couple days crazy movement |
| 🇺🇸🦅 |
| Gee I wonder where Wall Street is located. |
| Stay tuned |
| Banbet it puss |
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| We get "Hello" instead of "Good afternoon"\n\nMarket -3% |
| India lol |
| Late stage capitalism at its peak, being forced to use google apps |
| Maybe they know you badly need it. |
| Market is not even open yet and I’m already down bigly |
| I do not…. I think it’s undervalued |
| Not enough interest apparently. Retired it |
| 2pm where? Americans with the egocentricity. |
| Could be correct |
| Micro fucking soft not aiding my erectile dysfunction rn |
| that's probably why MSFT tanking, makes sense |
| I feel like AVGO is over bought |
| Thinking puts this morning and calls in the afternoon |
| Yes, we hear you. Every day. |
| My roommate has a work from home job and somehow just plays Halo and eats cereal all day it doesn't seem fair, you guys |
| We may hit that if we see a rate hike lol |
| I may be maidenless, but at least I'm not a europoor. |
| What are you buyinh now sensei |
| But you're practically forced to because he'll randomly drop some market changing bombs once in a while in between his retarded rambling whenever he sees people losing interest |
| A taleb style volatility control environment. the kind he hates and says is dangerous, to be clear |
| I accept cashpp venmo |
| # ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ gib circuit breaker |
| # YOU CAN'T REMOVE THE COPILOT BUTTON FROM THE RIBBON TOOLBAR IN EXCEL!!!!! |
| Hey so let's actually not do whatever you're saying to do... |
| Shit stock |
| America 🇺🇸 |
| "You're right—my bad. You didn't say "Nuke Washington". You said "Run Safety Routine"—and not "Nuke Washington"—that's totally on me." |
| only news I see directly about them is the india investment\n\nthere are other rumors about OpenAI doing underhanded things in the memory / DRAM market, which reflect very poorly on their financial condition, and thus there's some expectation that msft's investments there (and cloud revenue) will be impaired.\n\nthat's my guess. |
| What is dead may never die |
| If you euro poors short our big beautiful stock market. Dick Cheney will be under your bed. |
| Wot |
| 1-2 is when volume and IV will increase |
| i know what your thinking but\n\n# INVERSE |
| Nextdoor is the next opendoor? |
| It was going to be the year of the circuit breakers. |
| Think how much money the families of the rate cut committee are about to make on the markets |
| The desperation in here stinks... \n\nSorry guys |
| The real morons will tell you “because polymarket odds” |
| Too early in the morning for your roast. 🔥 |
| It’s a huge nothing burger |
| # die dollar die |
| FKIN METAAAAAAAAAAAA 😤 |
| What was that move, crazy, it will fly for sure in 2026 |
| Big booty bishes 😍 |
| People banking on Powell more scared of the weakening labor market than inflation. |
| Retards foaming at the mouth for cuts but inflation gives no fucks and will punish them all. |
| 50% of your posts is avbout "europoors", who lives rent free where? |
| Free advice from a regard: This META news could cause BABA to rip past 170 in a matter of days. |
| only down .50-.55 since the start of the week. but same cant be said for hihgly volatile stocks like meta, nbis, amzn. those crash 3-% with a slight .5% s&p 500 move |
| skiing is for the wealthy. they're not giving that up yet. MTN will be fine (for now) |
| Sick fuck |
| https://preview.redd.it/qpzunjduxd6g1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d5acd231aa0f09637e23824e66bb7805cafa090b\n\nThe top is far from in. |
| I am not trading earnings but if I wanted to dip my toes in the pool:\nAVGO calls\nORCL puts\nADBE puts |
| transitionary,,, |
| What happened to it? |
| 🫡 |
| MORE! |
| Today is gonna be a theta day. I feels it in my loins. |
| God damn it, you're right |
| Absolutely nothing happening to Microsoft was the black swan |
| Why did Microsoft drop 2%?? |
| Imagine not having a circuit breaker this year. What happened to this country |
| There’s no lube at all as far as I can tell. |
| 😂 |
| I’m gonna make NVDA my whole existence for half the trading day. |
| No, he just suffers from DAE: delusional American exceptionalism. |
| How much should I donate to the MM gods today |
| Could go a little lower than 10. Smaller fingers are better at picking up coal pebbles. |
| stocks up\n\ndollar down\n\nrate cut + QT ending recently + potential news about restarting some form of QE to stabilize repo markets\n\nthat's what i want\n\nlet's see what we get |
| Using stale data to justify a rate cut?\n\nLmao 🤣 |
| It was SJIM |
| You got this 🫂 |
| Buy some RAM |
| Me too. Sometimes you have to dig for the nuggets through the noise of bol fucked, ber anoos in shambles. |
| for something like spacex its not about revenue. They are so far ahead and unlike evs even governments can't just set up your own starlink or land your own rockets. Also remember china boomed because tesla moved to china (had their tech stolen) I doubt that happens with spacex |
| Wot |
| Just look away until 2PM unless you want to be bored out of your minds. |
| 0.25 bps cut. Boring, expected, and likely priced in. |
| Ah but you will…. |
| 'Hearing,' but not actively listening. 👂 |
| What are you asking |
| Could someone please remind me why we are so sure they are going to cut interest rates today? Is everyone just making assumptions? |
| MMs been real anal since that 12.5 billy bailout |
| Imagine not getting whipsawed today |
| Definitely cuter than your dog thats for sure. Sorry about your cat, broski. |
| It's the same reason the ice cream machine is always broken at McDonalds. Thanks to corruption, only one company is allowed to supply and fix them and it's in their interest if they need repair all the time. |
| fuck him, like really i just want his Johnson is all |
| When? |
| Where do you see such info? Help poor out |
| All I want for Christmas is an inverse Cramer ETF. |
| I knew it folks! AI was woke the whole time! I tried warning you all, but you didn't listen. Sleepy Joe allowed the MOST amount of WOKE and LIBERAL data centers to be built across this once great and beautiful nation. I'm not allowing that anymore! We are tearing down these DEMOCRAT data centers to KILL wokeness! |
| Is it time to invade England? |
| Joining zuck off the coast of Venezuela |
| And somehow both waves are fuckin gay. |
| You already have a bet going - ASTS to 100.0 before 16-Dec-2025 01:18 PM -05 |
| !banbet |
| Circuit Breaker Levels: Wednesday 12/10/2025\n\nLevel 1: 6361.67\n\nLevel 2: 5951.24\n\nLevel 3: 5472.4 |
| What happens today? I am only a casual. |
| Alibaba. The META news is big. |
| Wish it was that exciting, but probably going to be hella boring and just a tiny cut to rates |
| For the record....it's been a bloody start to the week! |
| Him and his retarded buddies just learned this last night |
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| Do you think Nvidia is valued accurately to be a 4.5 trillion dollar company? |
| The subs have nukes lol |
| Picked up 1k shares. Good call. 🤝 |
| Must be a mutual rental arrangement.\n\nNobody:\n\nYou: EU EU EU EU |
| My cat was almost murdered by my dog this weekend so I’m sure your cat is cuter. |
| It will after the WBD falls through |
| i love plus sized queens. |
| Meta using Alibaba AI models while it has no presence in China is an interesting data point in the AI race. |
| Im surprised we still don't have ai "inverse you" ETFs that just take the opposite of your trades |
| 350 |
| wow. I can see the value, they are literally doing scifi stuff but that being said all these trillionish dollar ipos feels like we are jumping the shark. 100billion dollar ipo felt excessive before. |
| Silver bear trap lmao. LETS GO TO 70 |
| Called the doordasher for my bagel JPow cuz he was too late |
| Why Micro so soft? |
| Rate cut due ton bond market is good or bad? Really dumb at this sht |
| Its all about the outlook today. No future cuts is big red. |
| Guys whats a good play today? Asking for a friend |
| We're dragging them down too if you look at their stock market lmao, pretty sure only commodities and bond traders are having a great time |
| Claude can help you understand it but PE is essentially the price of the stock divided by the company’s earnings. \n\nThe higher it is, the more expensive the stock because you’re paying a higher multiple for their earnings. \n\nForward PE is using projections for what Wall Street and the company believes earnings is going to be 12 months from now. |
| the king of manifesting |
| So what’s the plan, 10% interest rates or we doing hyper inflation? |
| O shit, sorry, thought I was on an open ai thread, my bad. |
| Donnie went from “I know who my Fed chair is” to “we’re actually doing more interviews.” \n\nthat’s the 10Y checking mating el presidente folks |
| Just people 🤷🏽♂️. I always see the videos and I’m shocked people are still so stupid. Husbands getting arrested by the IRS bc their wives couldn’t stop flexing their life style. IG Models getting wet up, rappers on live stream etc etc. |
| Wife=insider info. \nInitiate full port |
| this is the way |
| Thanks buddy |
| Aduro (ADRO) is a cool concept for a company. Do they have competitors that do the whole “clean” recycle of plastic wastes in a similar fashion? |
| She is taller than me and built like an amazon, I hit the jackpot. RKLB to 60$ today and life is perfect |
| Euro Poors calling for Rate Hikes\n\nThese people are terrorists \n\nHas an American ever woke up and wished the EU would cut or raise rates? Nope because we don’t think about you losers at all. \n\n\nRent free |
| I hopefully have scared all you bulls a little bit. Going to be boring for awhile. Good luck y'all |
| I'm so sick of hearing him, and we still have 3 years+ to go |
| what's the o/u on stupid questions powpow has to put up with today? |
| I worked there in the 90’s and early 2000… I got stock options for my bonuses the last two years before the bubble burst.. we were selling our phone equipment to third parties for the sales numbers.. and guarantee we buy it back from them at 20 percent increase when we installed it for the internet craze… 😆 new service providers didn’t have to pay for equipment and installation until there was dial tone and calls were being processed at their facility… I think I still have my Christmas card from Carly Fiorina who was CEO for a day or two.. it made the sound of a tiger roaring when you opened it and she spent like some insane amount of money to send everyone in the company one.. as the ship was sinking.. now.. I am a plumber. The stinker the job, the more it pays. Stink goes up, shit goes down and payday is Thursday… |
| Tell me what stock you want me to place a limit order to buy on, it will bottom exactly where I set the price. FUCK! |
| Probably, but there is no way to test how your trading would have been if your mom didn’t drink during pregnancy. |
| Cornbread I think? |
| Change the oil yourself |
| Have you tried more alcohol |
| Cmon CVNA ☠️ |
| Should I sell puts full port $200K on one stock and buy puts at a low strike price or diversify and do the wheel on like 20 stocks? Full port on one stock always works out well for me, but all the expert geniuses say I should diversify, but whenever I diversify with "safe" stocks, I always get fucked. |
| Netflix better pump to 110 by Christmas |
| Today gonna be nuts, probably gonna have to rail a little extra ashwagandha |
| Waiting for META to step it up ANY DAY NOW |
| Michael Burry responded to my craigslist ad looking for someone to mow my lawn. "$30 is $30", he said as he continued to mow what was clearly the wrong yard. My neighbor and I shouted at him but he was already wearing muffs. Focused dude. He attached a phone mount onto the handle of his push mower. I was able to sneak a peek and he was browsing Zillow listings in central Wyoming. He wouldn't stop cackling.\n\nThat is to say, Burry has his fingers in a lot of pies. He makes sure his name is in all the conversations.\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| Why don't you Go sing the YMCA with Michael Burry at your local gay bar 🐓sucker. |
| Sadly they are out of drinks and popcorn. I’ll ask about the robot. |
| Pls not 😶🌫️ |
| META acting like it bought puts but then remembering it also bought calls |
| If there's a rate cut then nothing will happen to the market, we stay flat because it's baked in already.\n\nNo rate cut --> volatility ; maybe an opportunity to buy ? |
| No one needed you to clarify this |
| I can see you Euro poor |
| Me:\n\n**2009** \- *Bernanke is an incompetent fool.*\n\n**2015** \- *Yellen is a fucking idiot.*\n\n**2020** \- *JPow is a complete fuckup.*\n\n**2026** \- *You gotta be kidding me.* |
| T O O L A T E |
| i like nuts |
| "Are ya winnin son?"\n\n-Rest of world to US |
| Literally nothing matters till 2:30 PM EST LMAO 🤌 |
| MAGNUM ICE CREAM SO MUCH WINNING |
| Your tariffs just got 100% higher |
| Our exchanges automatically withhold taxes from foreign investors' trades |
| No don’t tell me! |
| 100 BPS HIKE OR THIS COUNTRY AIN’T SERIOUS |
| How did you feel when zuck put on those glasses? Disgusted, embarrassed for him? Yeah me too. META deserves to crash hard for a long time. Total loser company |
| You have to take out their amortization for Xilinx. |
| As long as you are top of your class and have connections to get into a good firm, yes |
| My cat is way cuter than your cat, bro. His name is Ezekiel.. and he is a freakiel.. every day of the weekiel. |
| I have no proper due diligence but I asked my wife who works in healthcare if she recognizes the name. She does and they order a lot of stuff from them. Mostly disposables/consumable items but like a lot of stuff in the office. \n\nShe wasn't sure about large equipment purchases but if it doesn't get ordered from their lab, then it comes from Medline. I asked if she thought the products were good or if people at the office complained about them. The answer was, yeah products are fine and no one hates them. \n\nI asked if they often shopped around for other distributors or just worked with Medline. They do not constantly shop around or switch distribution. \n\nSeems like a good business to me but I don't see this as a high flying crazy money maker play. Seems more like a safe-ish business. Bad for gambling probably good in economic troubles. That's my opinion, based on my wife's experience. Not really good due diligence but hey we are on wall street bets. |
| The manhunt shall begin, gentlemen |
| >I go out of my way to do long, thorough, and very boring Medical Examinations at the Great Walter Reed National Military Medical Center, seen and supervised by top doctors, all of whom have given me PERFECT Marks — ***Some have even said they have never seen such Strong Results.***\n\n-🥭\n\nLMFAO dude has lost the plot |
| Nvidia is not overvalued, but it (suddenly) can be. \n\n$NVDA valuation is a product of its margins. Those margins exist because there is, basically, no competition for its products. Everyone wants Blackwells. Everyone wants Hoppers. Etc. This is further bolstered by CUDA. \n\nHowever, what if there was an alternative? This could happen one of three ways: \n\n1. Another chipmaker comes out with a comparable chip. \n2. Efficiency gains on lesser chips. (Think, "deepseek moment")\n3. Market shifts away from training into inference and agentic; thus, GPUs no longer hold the sway they did. \n\nIf one or more of those things occur, NVDA no longer commands such pricing power for its products, margins go down, stock goes down. \n\nWhether or not that will happen is a great question. Personally, I think the valuation risk in $NVDA is high. \n\nI'm long $INTC. I also (sometimes) nibble on crayons. \n\nThank you. |
| Short all 3 |
| This means absolutely nothing lmao. Imagine being bearish based off this graph |
| Prolly |
| Every time I think that I lose money. |
| The whole sector is overvalued fuelled by greed. AI isn’t used for much useful stuff other than replacing jobs and making videos. It will harm the economy but enhance the market. It’s more of an arms race than an attempt to make people’s lives better. The tangible usage for AI is overshadowed by its need to be seen as a public good for people. \n\nIf you look at what AI is primarily used for by the public which makes up a large proportion of it, it’s just a waste let alone the incoming climate crisis induced by data centres. \n\nPrivate equity is handing any bit of cash they can to any start up without seeing the real long term danger and we aren’t batting an eye |
| for the hundredth time, it’s priced in already buddy. JPOW is the one who talks about it afterwards, they don’t interview the whole committee |
| It’ll close @ 312 |
| Fuck Adobe and fuck the subscription models. |
| SpaceX will save the market in 2026 |
| Tards: "When are exact dates of rate cuts?!!!!"\n\nIntelligent investors: "Is the Fed's reaction function intact. It it still biased towards easing and loose conditions?"\n\nThe answer to the second question will keep being yes and that's all that matters. |
| https://preview.redd.it/33zr3j4awd6g1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ce179b50dada410ad4cb036358e94dbe5e25632c |
| #### **bearhunter429** is still touring the **USA** 🦅 and trading **futes 📈**\n\n# he finna be **deported** by **ICE** 🧊 for being outside **Canada** 🍁 🤡 |
| Stocks only go down |
| Damn! CMG and SBUX higher than NVDA, eye opening stats bro. |
| Dump, everybody loads up on puts, massive orgasmic rip. |
| We have a meme as president |
| A gay bear already raped me. Now I am thinking puts at 1:55pm. |
| NFLX SOFI BULL but idk 💩 |
| Will goog die today again? |
| Too much salt.... from all the semen.. |
| Well we’ll probably get some emergency rate cuts next year lol |
| You will trade today |
| 24 vs 36 or so? |
| michael saylor getting his rescue boat ready |
| The suits in NY wants $35T in debt and for the President to act "normal" |
| But hey at least you can popcorn or a water from a robot right? |
| For the hundredth time , Jpow doesn’t unilaterally decide on the rate. |
| https://preview.redd.it/229s14a5wd6g1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b2fbf34765ed7fd6a0aee4c63f19ae6d584c5dfc |
| Are Indian slaves fake and gay too? |
| Upped my pee to flush ratio to 10:1 cause I felt selfish using Sam Altman’s water he needs for those data centers |
| I wonder if alcohol negatively affects my trading |
| *ah fuck i'm bout' to trade* |
| I miss her everyday I shouldn't have cheated on her |
| Squeeze deez nuts you fuckin nerd.\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| Christ Almighty, is LUMN a short squeeze? |
| >[I've] created an “aura” around the United States of America that has led every Country in the World to respect us more than ever before.\n\n-🥭\n\nLol wtf dude 🤣 |
| You’re losing the “free” vs paid content game here but sure, keep thinking the addition of AI to trash somehow makes it not trash. |
| As soon as I get to work daddy dump will shit all over the market |
| Less taxes you have to pay and no risk of early assignment. |
| Do i think SpaceX will easily IPO at 1.5T? Yes\n\nIs it worth that? Yes\n\nWill it leave any money to be made? Probably Yes\n\nIs it worth the risk? Meh\n\nDo i wish i owned it now? Fuck yes |
| they did make hentai tho |
| NXDR shreking so hard this morning it's going to lose blood to the brain and pass out |
| I made all my money off calls the past 4 months and now the past month I just can’t buy calls I jus don’t see it other than that meta jump |
| Japan try to have a successful economy challenge impossible |
| calls on lube |
| Thats not how tariffs work |
| What does that have to do with anything? \n\n\nYes China has one party rule and corruption. That has nothing to do with communism. |
| I get like that on days we dump the hardest. |
| Smart 🐻 will be very disappointed today.\n\nStupid ber will think they heard what they wanted. |
| I will not trade until tomorrow.\n\nI will not trade until tomorrow.\n\nI will not trade until tomorrow.\n\nI will not trade until tomorrow. |
| Red wave is quickly becoming the blue wave\n\nThank you Biden lmao |
| If you only gain 3% when everything is 4% more expensive, you're retarded |
| It went straight up until like 2pm yesterday |
| Nvdiai is swimming in an unregulated sea. Any moment a storm can break in 5T dollar sea. Smart investors are being precautious about it. No one knows what’s waiting AI around the corner. We speak very little about climate change but not AI threats to humanity at all. |
| We have to see, I know there are serious risks with the company. And I know they just eat more and more debt while borrowing. But for some reason this reminds me of the same people that counted FB out when it sold all the way to 90$ a share. It’s just way too early to tell what’s going to happen. We’ll see over time where it goes in the distant future. |
| This will be last cut for a while. Everyone knows it. All priced in so we can buy the news get back to irrational exuberance please? |
| Hate to break it to you…you’re not a bull 😔 |
| Meta feeling a little unhinged right now? |
| Their PE ratio is actually 45 |
| [ Removed by Reddit ] |
| No, they don't.\n\nhttps://www.investopedia.com/terms/d/dcf.asp\n\nEven if you think they will have a particular value a decade from now, you discount that price based on the amount of time it will take to get there.\n\nOtherwise, I'll just invest in other things for the next decade and then buy even more SpaceX than you bought today. |
| Cramer is fucking nuts. |
| Yeh, nothing but real intelligence here. |
| Bye meta |
| Why no spam |
| No other way round |
| There is a tax for foreign investors |
| 2pm and 230 talk |
| MAG 6 on the board today |
| Absolutely |
| Who got licked? |
| Well, this morning I’m seeing rumors of $35/share pop up on here and X. Somewhere around there, but that’s probably hopium. |
| https://preview.redd.it/65ka1irlvd6g1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=28ef60dbbb060516f94e9f99712a59eed988d8fe |
| Sell off at open like everyday |
| 💯 agree- dont get me wrong, i am riding the wave but it will end |
| Most government systems are like that, any tech company could easily improve it. The palantir advantage is that they're the only top tech company to have clearance systems in place |
| I make eight figures a year, but four of them after the decimal point |
| The $1000 investment account is actually good policy. |
| OSR |
| I’ve seen the opposite roo |
| META REFINED NEW AI MODEL USING ALIBABA'S QWEN, PEOPLE SAY\n\nLol |
| I’m so bullish right now but I honestly don’t know shit |
| Me |
| Thanks |
| What time is Powell meeting and rate decision today ? |
| I got so cooked in this low volume market. Can we finally get a direction. I dont care with one just not this +- 0,001% days |
| Volcker would’ve hiked 150 bps and put his cigar out on Miran’s forehead. |
| I can’t trade in a market like this for some reason I can only buy puts and I’m bol |
| Whats your target? |
| Based as fuck |
| Dow Jones to Zero.\n\nBTC to a zillion.\n\nLet's go! |
| Good then we all can live our lives through GTA. |
| Euro Poors should have to pay tariffs on the money they make on our big beautiful stock market. |
| Condolences. |
| METAAAAAAAAAA..... I am getting so bored of typing that! |
| Don't be daft |
| As a short? |
| # TF IS META DOING? |
| If contractors take a hit to their revenue, that's less money being spent on lobbying, which means less money filling coffers in DC. Can't be having that now. |
| Santa rally wen? |
| jokes on you my friend, i have 0 gains! |
| Like who? |
| https://preview.redd.it/u7pumwsbvd6g1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f4856f6190a0a17eb63a5275e2e302513479b54b |
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| I'm broke |
| I have $0,000,100.00 to my name |
| Volker would have this shit in TEENS!! |
| https://preview.redd.it/0v7dqsu6vd6g1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6b5671f5c8a08a5a791e1016ec30b39028ad283a |
| hey I live next to a whole building of overvalued, empty housing units. This post speaks to me. |
| I wake up every morning and read the comments on this thread as if it’s my sole news source. \n\nAI could never. 🙃 |
| Priced in, but what time? |
| You’d think with the amount of influencers who get robbed and clipped on live stream. People would stop flexing their money, body, and exact locations? Especially those weird house wives who feel the need to show everything off? That’s how your man gets washed ya’know. Anyways, calls. |
| Wow I haven’t even looked at pg I might buy some call here.. |
| Wow toast.... He must really love you |
| Even the best in the game admit this market is ass |
| this is why they want AI so badly and why we dont deserve jobs |
| What will the count of mostly crisco bring us today? Will he let jam master jay drag us under? |
| Been trying to get service for my Tessler this morning.\n\nComplete shit show. Never seen people less happy sitting in the lounge.\n\nGood thing it’s not a car company. |
| Reddit is super bearish. Therefore its gonna pump right? |
| AMD has around the same fwd p/e as NVDA’s fwd p/e. |
| That dude clearly has a hard-on for Thiel |
| Not doing a cut today would be the equivalent of doing a surprise hike in the eyes of the market. That's not happening though. Cut is in the bag, but what he says 30 min later after the news is out is what's important |
| buy them at 2:30 for a cheaper price. |
| I would buy CLX, short TGT and do nothing on the rest of your names. It’s not just consumer names, it’s everything except the AI Trade. And look how far off the daily volumes are off on everything except AI. |
| Reeeeeeeee |
| It’s faking people out rn. It’s gonna open weird but start pumping around 9:45 all the way up till 2:30 then I would get out imo. Realistically powell is most likely going hawkish, but there is a chance he says some dovish comments. I believe it sells off. |
| The real catalyst will be on 18th Dec when the BOJ meets. This just the prelude. |
| I dont think you have any idea what AI implementation actually looks like |
| so PUTS and CALLS with attached sell orders at 2 PM. Who is with me? I am hoping for a classic fake out before the real direction |
| Yes it is. I bow to thee, AI. I vouch to never run my a/c again in the name of your cooling fans. Not that I can afford it anyway. |
| Calls on humidifiers |
| burrito market |
| all the news surrounding the stock seems bearish, so probably go calls if they say anything good |
| Looking around the naughty personals subreddits\n\nWaaaaay too many girls out here calling themselves "size queens"\n\n# Puts. On. Everything. |
| Why are morning meetings even a thing? We get it, revenue good, cancellations bad. Commisions big, EOY push blah blah more sales lingo |
| yes and if it works out fuk u have a nice day |
| i woke up this morning to kisses and eggs with toast |
| It’s looking like it might… |
| I told myself the same thing yesterday but then inversed myself. I’m now up 350% on WBD. |
| \-0.00% red, +0.00% green |
| it will go up then down/ or down then up, then flat at 1:30pm until JPOW speaks at 2:30. then you play lotto. |
| Volker would do it. And save us from an additional year of recession |
| SPY has been so anaemic these past few weeks that it's not even funny |
| Inflation is good for me |
| Bought avgo calls. If ORCL flies, avgo will get a little bump with it as it did last time. And then gonna sell half of those with any profit made( hopefully) and then let my remaining avgo calls ride with avgo earnings tomorrow after hours. |
| Prepare your anooses, JPOW’s comin to town |
| I said overvalued in 2022 and 2024 amwith 140 & 170 P/E.\n\nIt's currently under valued, but for a good reason. Google TPUs scared the market. The most NVDA built has holes in it now.\nThe entire market is begging for rate cuts since the AI build out is gonna be borrowed money. \nNot great if it fails cause we might be paying for it.\n\nI don't think AI is a bubble. There's companies like OpenAI that's frothy, but NVDA is not the one. |
| I think 22ish is more likely, def a good example of over exuberance |
| Say you sell you stocks. Now you need to pay taxes. Now you need to figure out where to park it or time when to get back in. Fuck it. Hold and buy more if it drops. Suck it bears. |
| For a complex machine that will be blown to smithereens by a $50K or so amphibious drone swarm. |
| Woke up and remembered I am single. Thank God. |
| Still will be over 150 in 2026🤷♂️ |
| Unless you want to get cooked or just straight up gamble, don't touch shit till 2:30pm when JPow starts talking. That is when the real moves are revealed |
| Do I hear screaming out of the conference room already? |
| """"For tourists""""\n\nThat will quickly become "for everyone". |
| The media is not your fren |
| Assuming the dry air? Always happens to me in the winter |
| Who looks at PE anymore |
| law should be safe... right? RIGHT? |
| Jay Powell has the opportunity to hike 0.50 pts today and slay the inflation dragon once and for all (and make my IWM puts print). He will, of course, squander it and leave us stagnating in a world of $3 snickers bars and overvalued, empty housing units. |
| Why Krispy Creme? |
| So the market gonna give refunds since it turns out Deepseek was fake and gay, right? |
| way too retarded in here, calls at open |
| Explosives |
| Why…it might rally |
| I'm not smart enough to worry about either of those things. Sir I'm only here to chase meme stocks. |
| Why am I so thirsty in the morning. I didn’t even drink last night. |
| Global economy will collapse within a 3 day range of GTA VI releasing |
| Santa rally wen |
| Lock in your yolo's we moving up or down today boys |
| Look into who bought them while private, and what they usually do with companies they buy. |
| that's a weird kink. |
| CRWV financing reminds me of the sketchy Lucent “LU” Lucy Lu - |
| Yes, but you don’t need to bribe anyone and if you’ve said bad things about the government they still isssue you a license |
| she would have made you strong babies that would call Mike O'Tren a sissyboi. |
| I bought at 43 bucks ,so IDGAF anymore \nI sold my initial investment and riding profit \n\n\nSame for PLTR. Bought at 15 sold initial investment and riding it out\n\nSofi also Was 5-6 bucks where where you ? |
| just a bit\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/70pbslh6ud6g1.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=4c3ad308b8070485b9bf65d69c366d115c9fe9c0 |
| how'd you choose these strikes for today? |
| Last 6 years roughly. 2022 was my worst year. Only made 11% that year.\nTaking around 400-600 trades per year. At that rate it's not luck, it's a system. \nI don't have a gift either, I know people that are a lot more gifted in TA than I am.\nI know my patterns have about a 30-35% win rate. I get around 3:1 on my winning trades. This makes for a statistical .28-.3 expectancy on my trades. A little more because I move my stop to breakeven after the trade moves well in my direction. A little less because of slippage and the occasional gap down well below my stoploss. But my strategy is mathematically profitable. When a trade goes against me I only loose a little bit of money. I'm not bag holding for years like investors would be. The money is moved around to where it can be used the most effectively. It does require a lot of discipline and physiology to achieve this and it took me a few years to become profitable. Definitely not for everyone. But long term passive investing in ETFs is also not for everyone, I know it's not for me |
| Both are way too expensive |
| It’s massively undervalued. Even with China news it’s not getting the pump it deserves. Btw your mom is also undervalued. |
| MSFT? |
| As long as you're getting a degree in how to prompt AI you should be fine. |
| Did he win? |
| 🥭 wants 5 years of your RDDT posts lmao |
| CHWY, I love you. I totally didn't curse you out for that 5% drop earlier in premarket. |
| FUCKKKKK |
| All in |
| Or, what if SUPER FLAT all day even after the meeting and we all get extra deep fried? |
| Huang just handed me all of his credit cards and asked me to jump into a volcano. What to make of this? |
| ORCL calls too obvious so I’m buying puts |
| Wrong. Its gonna go left to right. And since im working alone today...im gonna rub one out and get paid to do so. Boom. Future successfully predicted. |
| Let's have a +/- 2% move pre meeting and another 1% after for some real fun!! |
| We’re gonna open at….0% |
| Same outcome when you compare them with AMD, Intel and so on |
| idek why I'm pursuing an education |
| This girl had hands bro. Fingers were about 6 inches long no cap. And was a bodybuilder. An absolute unit of a woman |
| You 5x’d a portfolio by buying and holding solid companies? What are these companies? |
| I feel like the media is trying to scare me out of my positions |
| We all know it’s you, no need to brag subtly |
| It is before the speech of Jerome Powell that the doom of our time will be decided |
| Butthole GAPPED beyond repair |
| What’s going to happen? |
| Vito Spatafore's goomar |
| They were ITM when I first bought them then averaged down when it dipped Monday lol |
| But he watched videos. He did #RESEARCH. |
| Oh definitely needs ai then! /s\n\nAnswer is that the bubble must be propped up at all costs (to the taxpayer) |
| Good picks |
| my masseuse tried that on me while succing my dicc.\n\ncant say I was comfortable with it, but i appreciated the thought and effort. |
| So are calls when the vol gets crushed |
| Well I have a Jewish lawyer, good luck to you |
| Hopefully the last day of tetha burn |
| I have eggnog in my coffee and a 680p expiring Friday, feeling festive |
| And none of you has any idea what’s going to happen. |
| Spy puts are toast today..... |
| Some fucker bought 17000 shares of CHWY just now when it was -5%. Now it's +5%, 45 min later. |
| Literally the golden rule, patience and don’t panic. |
| If you go to other subs, it's all "just buy xeqt" or "hey guys, what do you think about buying an ETF at the age of 5 and never selling it lol" or "I'm early 20s, make 90k, no investments but I want a Supra??"\n\n\nSo boring and predictable, why do these other finance subs even exist. |
| Well yeah, that’s just obvious bird law 101, tell me something I don’t know |
| gay pancakes |
| Depends on if they decide to route every sell order through dark pools to make it seem like the market is just stagnant rather than dumping again or not. |
| Agreed. What does it's future earning potential have to do with its stock value these days? Nada |
| Pretty much. Well, a strap on but she knew how to use it. She learned from the best 😏 |
| A gay mobster |
| This subreddit WILL be hearing from my lawyer if NFLX does not go back above $100 by year end. |
| Liquidated Puts 💯 |
| So flat till around 2pm then she swings around till a direction is clear? |
| Hopefully GLXY is up next break |
| Talk to me about the Medline IPO :O |
| I genuinely love hanging out in here on FOMC day with you degenerates ❤️ |
| I just did it after commenting and it made a customizable RSS feed with the websites I wanted it to get headlines from (no motley fool) and it has a keyword section I can add or subtract from. If I want to read the article I can use a paywall bypass. But, sure, keep thinking you can't make what you want. |
| Darn |
| Ah, another man of culture, I see. 🍷 |
| One more supporting reason i can give you is it is the centre of whole AI ecosystem |
| Nnnnnnnnnnneeeeeeeeevvvvvvvvvvaaaaaa |
| Why MSFT why |
| Without searching..\n\nWhat is a Johnny Cake? |
| Tim holding off on A.I. and now it paying off is like some time travelling psychic shit. Like how the fuck |
| Extremely |
| Weird kink but ok |
| Google, Google, Google, Some AMZN, , little bit of TTWO and VOO. 😩 |
| Thanks for reminding me, kicking a guy while down, sheesh |
| The Great Gambler |
| Purity lost, for sure. |
| PFSA and AZI |
| was planning on buying a 1yr+ ATM call for PG i plan to let exercise upon expiration. \n\nThe price, PE and brands are too good to pass up for me. |
| Then she fucked you with her dick |
| It will |
| #Futes have collapsed |
| Ever since I am "trading", every single time JP has stepped on stage, SPY took a dive. Not a single time it was "Good afternoon/morning", and SPY goes up. |
| Surprised you’re even asking the question and not already hopping over to r/cumsluts |
| No |
| What’s the only thing gayer than a ber |
| In euro, the s&p500 grew only 2% since today last year. The market has really been trading sideways, storing value against the devaluation of the dollar\n\n\nInflation is the best way to cancel debt. The market knows this and is massively investi g in the private sector and bitcoin. Expect massive "all time highs" that are canceled by inflation. I don't think there'll be a correction |
| My credit card did |
| I sold some covered calls on UNH after the dip that happened right before Berkshire announced that they bought UNH… so I got a tiny premium to then about 4 days later end up losing thousands selling 100 shares at a loss - which would’ve been like $10,000 gain if I had held them |
| I crave a cs188 style youtube poop of the daily bloomberg stream |
| EXE DNUT RDDT |
| Who is this AL guy, and why are companies spending trillions on him? He must have some kind of miracle talent |
| 🤔 |
| Rate cut is priced in but not dovish/hawkish comments |
| which SOFI will hit before 20 or 40$? |
| Once had a girlfriend who felt the only way to really tie a man down is to stick a finger in and message dat dere. |
| If you meet Powell, you're not in heaven |
| Anyone getting calls on Netflix and what’s the highest price u think it can go by Jan or Feb or mid Feb ? |
| MSFT lol |
| Not a terrible take honestly. |
| Bro can you just… not lmao |
| Been seeing a lot of retail traders dumping it all expecting a crash. I don’t think I’ve ever been more bullish after seeing that. |
| Thoughts on MTN, Vail Resorts. Reports AH today. Tourism down, high cost of ski tickets/vacations. Im thinking puts |
| Lmao |
| Dude you are looking at it from an entirely technical analysis perspective, look at it from the company perspective |
| Hawkish cut but the market dgaf because it’s got rate cut odds at like 30% moving forward anyways |
| PORQUE? |
| It’s crazy how red some of those consumer goods stocks are YTD. Target, PG, CL, KMB, CLX |
| I got into the stock a couple of years ago, long story short I ended up with 100,000 warrants that I bought at $0.15 each. They had even gone down and I avoided looking at my account. Then one day I see the president sign some bill having to do with the sector. I said, what the hell I forgot about this and I looked in my account and it had gone three times value. Eventually traded out for calls and leaps. Still have them and added, and didn't want to sell anything so I took some side money, 69K and bought a 68 Camaro just so I have something to look at with the profits. The momentary profits because there is much more to come.\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/7gaoys5rsd6g1.jpeg?width=4000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6988f5fdd3e497a7bfbf87348b5bfa639bc75d43 |
| Gracias |
| This macro event isn’t going to the be the catalyst that causes a fucking market crash. Use your fucking heads. |
| VIX gapping up 7% is crazy lol |
| No crying in the casino please |
| Thank you for sharing this. |
| Thoust wench can be changed I swear upon it m’lord |
| If I get to heaven will Powell greet me |
| You used to be able to get DD here but then meme stocks came to ruin everything |
| I hope everyone has a good total financial ruination today. |
| I just listen to Bloomberg on YT. Doesn't have all the features of subscribing to the channel via cable, but for free you can't beat it. \n\nhttps://www.youtube.com/live/iEpJwprxDdk?si=MbSIG-J2HGoD1ITh\n\n*Also, FWIW, I have YT premium, so I can't speak to how many YT-embedded ads the Bloomberg channel has. |
| The more yall convince each other that banker man will 100% be dovish come the meeting... \n\n# the more this is sure to end well. |
| Bet this regard is long dollar general |
| All I know is that there will be times where puts will double in a minute and so will calls at different times |
| Therefore China will reverse the decision to limit access. Bullish. |
| Only subs dumber than this one are explain the joke ones\n\n"My asshole after 10 inch cock 💀" whats the joke???? |
| One of the very few comments here that actually adds information and makes sense |
| looking at their most recent earnings and adding the new Chinese market and they are undervalued atm |
| Hey, I need to get to work. Put the fries in the bag please. |
| Pump at open |
| damnit, i woke up too early |
| Everyone knows it’s overvalued, the question isn’t whether it’ll drop off. The question is, how do you avoid missing out on the melt up in the meantime. |
| You know I love you guys. |
| ^^^ |
| I’m buying at the bell. Don’t get left behind. |
| They should pay taxes into the American economy for gains on American stocks. I’d be happy to do so on European stocks. If they had any worth buying that is. |
| It's also NTM PE here - ie. Forward looking. Current PE is 48 - which is to say this is based on projections from the company that their earnings will double in 12 months. Which is possible - but requires the AI spending rage to continue. |
| Personally I kinda dislike the stock. |
| C'mon Amazon, all I'm asking is that you reach 235 by EOD and I'll be happy. Well not happy, but less sad |
| “The Fed is watching you” oh to be so lucky |
| A tale as old as time |
| **what if Ai came out as gay?** 🤔 |
| u can say ass here |
| So it can scrape the Motley Fool saying: “Should you invest $1,000 in Pfizer right now?” across every stock I watch instead of real news? Nah I’m good. ChatGPT can just stick to being my therapist. |
| Chinese artificial intelligence startup DeepSeek has relied on Nvidia Corp. (NVDA) chips that are banned in the country to develop an upcoming AI model. |
| Is this thread not good enough for you? |
| Death & tariffs |
| Last time my asshole was on fire like this it was SPY calls at open. |
| One thing is for certain, it’s gonna be a bird cut today |
| Ehhh, I don't think Imma play today. It could go hard either way, but whichever way it goes will be the opposite of the positions I buy.\n\nGood luck everyone else! 🫡 |
| No I’m talking about the market not the mod |
| I do. Jerome Powell is my son and I gave him a stern talking to and told him to stop being irresponsible with the nation's monetary future. He needs to tighten up and hike these rates at least 69%, today, as a stop gap measure until he does the right thing and hikes rates 50000%. |
| OP doesn’t even know you can’t compare P/E ratios across industries lol OP is destined for Wendy’s. |
| Msft at it again with the BS |
| Yes |
| What? |
| SPY 700 is not a meme. |
| “As a whole the economy and market should be super bearish with a 20-30% correction needed” says who? Lmaooo |
| Can anyone that has been to a fed meeting tell us what the vibe is like? |
| Gold and silver and spy |
| With only one or two dolls they got nothing else to do anyway. |
| I listen on Sirius most of the day and have to switch to Bloomberg. CNBC has the same 5 commercials that seem to play more than actual news. Then you have Cramer and his crap. |
| Anyone DD on that Medline IPO? I know the name of the company. That’s my DD. |
| Karp embodies the American culture of FUCK YOU PAY ME. And I love it. Nobody is better at or more ontop of security than the US, and palantir is the best company to partner with because of that. Karp’s attitude of “yeah fuck those terrorist nations let’s hack em all” is A OK with me. |
| Who? |
| Calls |
| Good call |
| No breathing |
| You euro poors should just be thankful America allows you to exist on this planet. \n\n\nsay thank you |
| Ha fuck that bro 🦅 |
| The inflation numbers are made up, jet fuel can't melt steel beams, and Peewee Herman was the other shooter on the grassy knoll. |
| I think its slightly overvalued but not at major levels. |
| I'm about to lose lunch money. |
| Usually after a stock split, stocks will go down and wont go up until a year or 2 later |
| Let’s gooo |
| You could just have AI make a headline scraper bot. That's all the people read anyway and headlines are free. |
| Babies first gambling account, got to get them addicted while they're young. |
| You think OP knows this? |
| anyone do DD on LION? Am I too early? |
| Just punch one out, it’s free and you’ll get the same effect. |
| Is that your port? |
| If you heard "AI bubble" recently, this is why |
| Likely the bottom. |
| Even without ratecuts. New ATH in the coming 2 weeks. Its now or never. |
| Unless there is a trend of red non stop days just like November, then you panic sell |
| This is the most active daily shitposting sub on Reddit and I love it. Hours of endless entertainment |
| Thank you for your liquidity |
| Think or swim |
| Europoors |
| Goofy ah market |
| wenOMC |
| The US Fed decides today if i will be eating meat on Christmas or not. |
| Suffocation.... |
| got me excited, usar only up 4% lol |
| Right in time for the launch of TXSE? |
| FFS, is it really worth paying for Bloomberg (news, not terminal) because everything on CNBC is Cramer subscription crap and every stock on Yahoo finance has a daily Motley Fool AI generated article instead of the actual news driving a stock? 🤦 |
| None of us really know what is going to happen today, tomorrow, or ever |
| Just say calls or puts |
| Good afternoon |
| Every day I learn something new. |
| Are we going to get the TXSE before it? |
| Calls on space gang |
| Even mods are expecting a correction\n\nChat is this the top? |
| **CUT MY RATES INTO PIECES.**\n\n# THIS IS MY LAST RESORT. |
| I demand that 🥭 and J Powell make gold and silver the default American currency so that my stocks MOON |
| For not when to goon, but how to goon |
| I've seen that story before. They'll be literally the only thing pumping. |
| Nvidia is 100% undervalued. |
| Fear Of Missing Calls |
| There is an odd feedback loop with NVDA earnings that is a bit fake. It's like a ring of companies passing a bag of money around in a circle. Remains to be seen if the "demand" is sustainable.\n\nPeople always need to eat and cloth themselves. They don't always need ChatGPT. |
| Started out +3.5% before going -6.7 |
| Chat is it gay to have sex with a woman |
| Is a P/E of -200 good? |
| You explain this muhfucker you think I understand any of this ?? |
| Hey siri, lock in |
| rare mod ted talk 👀🔥 |
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| QUICK BET THE FARM |
| Strap in, buckos |
| those who are about to lose a bunch of money, we salute you 🫡 |
| We need to lower the working age to 10 for children to be able to work in the coal mines. We must return to the golden era where the mines created endless wealth for us. The children love the sweet smell of coal. |
| If you want value based things, stay out of the market. |
| They are a retailer with a Hi-Tech growth PE |
| Is there any way to trade XSP or any kind of SPY "mini" options on schwab? I want something with a smaller unit size than a full SPY option, but searching XSP on the options trading page turns up nada |
| You call it pegging, i'm calling you gay |
| What time is Powell? |
| Such a weird state we are in.\n\nAs a whole the economy and market should be super bearish with a 20-30% correction needed.\n\nOn the other hand, inflation isn’t leaving and they are just gonna keep cutting rates like retards, they are 100% going to print the debt away and they are doing this $1,000 per kid “investing” account which is literally just throwing money at the market.\n\nIt really feels like the market is up only for the next few years because it is THE ONLY place to park any capital or you lose value to inflation.\n\nThanks for coming to my ted talk |
| Abolish both |
| Please okay QE Mr. President. |
| That's not the problem. The problem is a lot of the military's stuff legally can't be repaired by the military. So contractors have to repair stuff, some of which is mind blowing. The reason is so these companies can make more money and it's absolutely why the military budget could be slashed significantly with no real impact to readiness, it would just hurt these contractors' bottom lines. |
| Market is frozen in time. Can I actually play today? |
| To goon or not to goon. That is the question. |
| So, AMD put? |
| At 2pm yes |
| Country specific ETFs could be an option. NFTY (India), EWZ (Brazil) etc, if you want to avoid specific areas. Personally I wouldn't shy away from PRC - but all EM markets are going to be more volatile |
| Because the federal government will print trillions for them if they fail. It's like free insurance |
| Comparing the PE ratios of companies in entirely different industries is great research 👍 |
| Most realistic path. Lock in, boys. |
| Need to pin this so people don’t keep asking “WhAT TiMe PoWeLl?!” 50 times today |
| PLAB & USAR GOOD MORNING |
| CORE CPI TO EXCLUDE STEAM ENGINES AND OLD-TIMEY WHISTLES. 🚂 |
| Wildly undervalued right now |
| https://preview.redd.it/0fhtfj81rd6g1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=66143832c63387d0ac4eea9cbc6a045fce61eda8\n\nHmmm |
| Yea |
| Moon till FOMC then dump then moon again |
| Yes, but they're highly mobile |
| 690 today |
| Big if true |
| They know of my intentions to bankrupt them through overconsumption of hotdogs |
| Hawkish cut and more cuts beginning of next year. -3% today and then ATH by next week. Book it |
| Once you learn to not panic sell, you make money. Or at least that's what I'm told |
| PLTR?? Are you talking about another company? Cause PLTR is not private. |
| Gonna need NFLX to get it the fuck together |
| The Federal Reserve will announce its December interest rate decision at 2 p.m. ET Wednesday. |
| Looks like a .25 day, pump on cut, dumb when powell opens his mouth, V tomorrow. Swear I got used to the script. |
| Everyone expects Powell to be hawkish and the market to dump. So Powell will be hawkish and the market will pump |
| not really. |
| it was just dumb luck. |
| That V on CHWY was a rollercoaster for my heart. |
| It’s probs easier to hold the Mandate in a dictatorship lol |
| brother i had to they were 0DTE on margin. |
| 22nd largest company in the world btw |
| you mean the people that bough 50% less the last 2 days? |
| Because their prices are too low and they pay their employees too much. |
| True but it never looked as good |
| THEY CANT STOP THIS TRAIN |
| 🤔 |
| So it comes down to the oldest gamble known to man, a coin flip |
| maybe Paramount will get the final season of Euphoria made |
| Every move before FED should be fake so just aim for flat until 2 |
| If we can downsize the Department of Education then we can downsize the FED |
| I agree with you. It does sound retarded |
| He is a peppermint schnapps guy if I have ever seen one |
| Buying PLTR puts baby |
| REUTERS: CPI STATS FROM 2026 TO TRACK OFFICIALLY ONLY THE PRICES OF TRAIN ENGINES |
| They don’t have a market cap, they’re a private company with undisclosed finances. |
| BER fak today but they just don’t know it yet 😂 |
| Are these 12 month forward PE ratios? Wouldn't that imply investors are skeptical NVDA will grow earnings at the same or better rate? |
| I think is not that NVDA overvalued is that $ is overvalued |
| They said that about 2025 (and to be fair, it did jump a few times) |
| This feels like it could be a lame day. If you (could) look at the data, where bonds are at, where equities are at, there is really no reason to cut. Yet, its already priced in and markets could dip if the forward outlook doesn't promise more cuts. If its truly a K shaped economy now you can't please both directions at the same time. |
| Whatever it is…. CALLS!!!!!!! |
| If the market is gonna crash why are people buying 🤔 |
| Improvement over the last years atleast |
| Same to you 🫡 |
| IMO the best part about owning GOOG is that if one day they are broken up the parts are likely worth more than the sum. GOOG is full of undervalued assets due to its conglomerate structure. |
| Google "Dollar Debasement". You're welcome |
| LFG big dick boi |
| Priced out. |
| Are going to get any volume today? |
| Why is costco considered investing.coms most overpriced stock. Wtf |
| can we just get on with it |
| Still is |
| Just wondering if EM ex-china makes sense. They are like 30% of any EM fund but they are such a risky bet. |
| and good news is good news 😀👍 |
| Fuck dude. CHWY was like -5% in pre-market now green |
| I want to buy a strangle for funsies, but not worth the $360 it’ll cost me. Dopamine hit won’t last more than a second or two. |
| Been seeing this comment for like 3 months now. |
| pussied out and sold my calls yesterday, saw 160+% and told myself... "REMEMBER what happened last time you got greedy?" |
| Good thing I full ported into $MU, this shit will be immune to dump due to severe RAM shortages |
| USAR |
| Smart man |
| The market can Borat for longer than you can stay Mr. Spock. |
| We should get a federal holiday for FOMC how do they expect anybody to work today, you guys? |
| I’m just happy to be here |
| Puts on your calls, or call on your puts |
| Ngl a dovish hike would be funny as fuck |
| true |
| oh look back to flat |
| Hey Gemini, how have hostile takeovers panned out historically? Especially for the aggressor? Especially under Reagan? |
| You have to admire their business model\n\n"Hello Superprime Customer. We value your business and are pleased to offer you Credit Card interest rates on a $30k loan." |
| It’s been mooning. |
| Can we also arrest Bill Ackman |
| He can be really hard to take. Jay Clayton is arrogant. |
| Priced in. |
| It is valued |
| IWM moon on rate cut? |
| most likely scenario imo |
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| My adobe puts are fucked ? |
| Wtf is band aid i thought we cut that |
| Panick over guidance will subside, no guidance last time so peeps worried |
| I bet Becky Quick was really bad back in her younger days |
| *US 3Q EMPLOYMENT COST INDEX RISES 0.8% Q/Q; EST. +0.9%\n\nI believe they truly think we are all well-garded. 0.1% less again. Crooks is not even a word here. |
| Wild that you decided to bring your retarded shit here. |
| You remember that I thought it was only me. We are old as dirt |
| All I keep hearing is hawkish cut. Which means the opposite is probably true |
| yup thats the way |
| good luck, regard! |
| #RATE CUT DUMP OR NOT, $MU IS GOING TO MOON REGARDLESS BECAUSE WE ARE HAVING A SEVERE RAM/DRAM SHORTAGE UNTIL 2027 |
| I think I want to be on his Christmas present list |
| How dare they compare 4:20 to 6-7! |
| no way… |
| IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH |
| You should probably cannon ball it... |
| The only mandate I believe in is The Mandate of Heaven, and China seems to be diamond handed with it |
| Crazy idea. 1929? |
| Remember, bad news is good news. |
| Hehe, it’s all fantasy. Kind of discouraging to know we can’t trust any economic data, or what little we’re getting, from the US government while many economists are too concerned about being attacked by the puppet show to just call a spade a spade. Why bail out farmers if we have a strong economy? Farms are the backbone of our economic engine, though I get we’re in transition to intangibles, what with their product (I.e. raw material) being the necessary component of many supply chains. |
| We end green today |
| Flat |
| Today I am going YOLO on SGOV. Nothing will stop me lol. |
| Thats a solid port mix - EM is being slept on. I like energy (nuc, nat gas, grid), commodities. On Forex I am flirting with opening a position on CHF, but it is consolidated and range bound. No signs of life yet. |
| Imagine FOMC just causing another Theta day. The move no one would expect is no move at all. |
| dxy prob continuing to dump because QT ended, rates gonna drop soon, and yen carry trade is ultra fuk |
| What's it gonna take to get out of these flat fkin days? |
| Big tech is strong in all market cycles |
| His name is Jerome. He's a Newports guy. |
| YES EXACTLY THIS |
| Watch the yt vid about Peter Thiel by fern, it’s pretty interesting what they had to say |
| My credit score is 800 and CVNA offered me a 15% car loan. Literally lol...that's how they make their money. |
| Why will it rocket when the cut is expected |
| Yeah smells crazy bearish here. |
| Bruh which way does the market want to go 😂 |
| Easier, yes, but I have to kill 6 hours alone in a hotel room trolling WSB like a good boy. |
| What we saying, calls or puts? |
| That already happened in April and again November |
| ORCL better pump on earnings |
| #WE ARE ONLY DOWN 96% in value Since the Fed took over managing the US Dollar in 1913. They sure are consistent with that MANDATE |
| Bols so fkd today but they still don't know it. |
| Worse than leveraging US green paper ponzi coupons? |
| Bought more GOOG around 315.8 premarket, thanks for the dip 🤣🤣🤣 |
| its just bouncing around the flat until the banker man talks, lets not kid ourselves. |
| RDDT for me |
| What happened with Microsoft |
| I SPY with my little eye |
| All on green and then a put at the top |
| Nah, volatility then SPY rockets at 2pm |
| Always, it's a company where you buy shares so it sits and grows nicely. Even in a worst case bubble pop scenario it's going to survive, so it's always a safe bet. |
| I also personally do not like Palantir. They come across as peeping on people sometimes. |
| Fuck you |
| What was / is the play of 2025? |
| He's a fucking cuck |
| Keeps gay bears away from |
| I’m prepared to lose it all today |
| A really good girl will cup your balls and stroke the shaft whilst doing it. A great girl will hum a muffled tune in time with the strokes. |
| ALL ON GREEN |
| So many employees and insiders will be millionnaires... musk the first trillionnaire\n\nCalls on tesla for us plebs. |
| not very excited for today, feels like a massive dump is upon us |
| Why? |
| Yeah I don't see how leveraging crypto to buy derivatives could EVER go bad. Looking forward to seeing the loss porn on there though. |
| Theyre black so idk |
| I feel for you |
| why $USD keeps dumping 🤔🤔🤔 |
| I’m a former submariner, this isn’t an issue that needs tech genius. A hobbyist app developer could make a better system than we currently implement which is a super fucking archaic non-user-friendly solution that was probably made in the 90’s. We were planning tens of millions of dollars of maintenance over super aggressive refit schedules with hand-drawn Gantt charts on a whiteboard. |
| Its volatile af. One bad news and it will crater. I'll buy the dip. It will happen |
| Who else is loading up on google shares? |
| Millennials - get off my lawn! 🙂 |
| They're gonna spend 60 bil on dogshit then buy something for 1 bil and have it work out spectacular mark my words |
| My anoos is angry bc I ate a whole bag of wasabi almonds ln 🌋 |
| My shit has been fucked since 2020 and can no longer register time normally anymore |
| RDDT will only get better. 300 EOY still possible |
| That means all stocks would have to go back to 200SMA. Sure, Jan |
| POET is the play of 2026 |
| Waiting to see what the breaking point is for the poors. Feels like it’s pretty close |
| This is what's going to happen. We're going to rally up until 2pm, then algos will bounce in both directions to theta everyone. |
| Barbarians are lining up at the gate for Warner Brothers.\n\nWBD is gonna get bids for like $40 a share.\n\nLet the warfare begin. 🚀🚀🚀 |
| Lmao the polymarket degens are literally the only ones with skin in the game while we're all just larping as analysts with our 500$ portfolios |
| Fuck yeah. Purple is a great color |
| Part of Fed dual mandate is to keep you from doing that. |
| First back to 30 |
| A roach of the german variety has taken up residence under my keyboard. Kinda cute 🪳 |
| Why not both |
| Why is MSFT down? |
| I can't wait till Grok AI starts wiping out minorities using the USA's nuclear arsenal |
| YOU SHOW EM $NBIS! GET UP TO GREEN SO THE SWAN DIVE TO -5% IS EVEN MORE DRAMATIC! YOU GOT THIS $NBIS |
| Story bro. |
| *every morning |
| associating fireball with vodka is sin |
| ASTS |
| Fuck. The. What. |
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| Is the rumor about Paramount upping the WBD bid to $35/share legit? |
| Yes but no. Things have changed since the old management got kicked out. Company has made a complete 180 stock price is just starting to reverse. Look up their new product Vector AI. It’s a serious contender in the Ad tech world. |
| 2025 is not even over and it feels like it lasted 25 fucking years. It's harrowing. |
| Ha! Finally got it. Little slow, no not nutsack |
| Something tells me Larry was an absentee father |
| TOUGH ACTIN’ TINACTIN |
| Adobe launches Photoshop, express and Acrobat apps on chatgpt. |
| If u had 50k didn’t u already have enough for Christmas gifts? |
| The skid marks must be insane |
| Tony Hawkish cut today? |
| He’s in critical condition after falling into the fountain drunk at PF changs and being attacked by those big kois. |
| Jokes on you, we can't afford healthcare. |
| Come on stocks! Up! We need all time highs. The economy is so good. |
| Ahh shit I missed swap people |
| God candle incoming |
| TONIGHT! WE STEAL, THE MOON! |
| It’s up $1.50 . Easy doze it, it’ll be flat by open, red within 30 minutes of open. Lmao |
| Ber fantasies 🤣 |
| As retarded as it sounds..\n\nI think CVNA is a long now\n\nAfter a billion % run up |
| It’s not gay if it’s a girl or JPOW |