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| *The fruit guy is not really concerned about inflation because.....well he's old and the taxpayers already pay his rent and gas bills.* |
| I bought the dip. And too broke to buy the dipping dip dip 😔 |
| Sit on my cock I’m stressed 😡 |
| could of swore this was gonna be a dick joke |
| Fraudcom ded |
| 2012.zip |
| Yall\n\nGoogle has completely fucked me\n\nIm not sure im coming back\n\n🫡 |
| Good lord |
| Al-Mayadeen correspondent in Iran reported exchanges of fire in the Strait of Hormuz. |
| I’ll short Spcx if it passes 3 trillion which seems absurd but realistic |
| What? I was assured, hours ago, by a very stable genius, that we had complete control of the strait, not Iran. How is this possible??? |
| I genuinely hope I can have half of your resolve one day. I would be crying if I saw a quarter of that disappear. Good stuff dude, onward and upward! |
| Not IN the trash bin, that is where your food and pet racoon live, BESIDE the trash bin behind the Wendy's |
| Bro had 2600 shares of $PLTR @ $29 five years ago - that’s like $340k at today’s closing price |
| Check the five year chart |
| i’m guessing you were on for a quick scalp? yeah i barely got out yesterday before dilution |
| *highly regarded |
| Sovereign wealth funds for the gulf states already stated they’re buying at open lol. This thing will rocket for the first week or so methinks |
| I don't get that logic |
| It’s!! jover….😞 |
| I would t be surprise if SMCI 7billion equity is actually 70billion. They love cooking the books |
| I hope everything goes up except spacex |
| If u started at 550 how the f is your average 830? Have u been averaging up along the way? lol. |
| It's bahrain missles there. |
| https://preview.redd.it/pt9sg16k7j6h1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bb354879eb4a0dfc34667fe161b4d8bbcc96e215 |
| When you have calls bought on margin a few “percentage points” is like half their port 😂 |
| About time to start cooking books again |
| Israel must have showed Trump the real Epstein files.. |
| Which means the people who can't get it are coming back next week to "buy the dip" |
| No one's falling for the "OpenAI, Oracle, XAi, Anthropic... are teaming up and announcing a large investment" anymore😂 |
| can ppl stop committing war crimes k pls tnx |
| Isn’t Google getting into value territory? |
| Fear greed approaching extreme fear. bulls starting to become bearish. Bottom in, and if not, almost |
| Either you beat the market or the market beats you |
| Well, that's my interest. It will always be too overvalued for me to jump in. |
| Everyone plow into a SPCX position, so 🐷 can draw your capital down even faster lmao |
| bro it isn't even thursday come on man |
| Any capital unassigned in the SPCX IPO I’m going to immediately put back into the market, and there are dozens of us |
| Brother they've been claiming to have hit US vessels for years |
| I'm just trying to imagine dot com bubble and how it's even possible that was worse than this. |
| Nice they were expiring soon so I was worried I’m gonna sit on mine cuz they expire 2028 |
| They touched the boats. Game over. We’re going nuclear. |
| HE BROKE THE RULES😡🤬 |
| Not really, SpaceX raise only 75B offering 135$ per share.\n\nI.e. only 75B was required and everything is sold out.\n\nThe Friday will be only usual trading, no more cash will be raised. |
| If spcx flops Friday… this is going down |
| weed certainly is |
| I bet the retaliation was bigly 🤲 |
| Why would you ever quiz non-renters about the rental market to extrapolate rent costs? It’s objectively absurd |
| i’ve heard 3 separate groups of people in public talking negatively about the spacex ipo, i’m starting to think that shit is actually gonna moon |
| Kospi going bk tonight |
| Facking pamped boys. History shows that 3 month returns after bombing Iran is +10% for SPY. |
| All but 11 US states have these btw, just normal things to make sure you use your freedom the right way! |
| Stop I can only get so inflated. |
| A weak target Iran had been picking on |
| Its the only slot left in here that keeps pumping |
| I'm not likely to continue making the returns i have experienced. i could reduce my debt by a factor of 6 if i cash out now. what strike call do you guys like for spy tomorrow? |
| Sold yesterday, was kicking myself this morning when it looked like a rebound, now I'm glad I did. |
| Biggest market manipulation in history |
| which one will drill harder on friday? QQQ or SPY? |
| Half stock half cash |
| What's one more unfulfilled hope? |
| what |
| Doubt. But I can respect your opinion |
| I thought only bears danced in circles |
| Yeah for the demons mentally confused |
| What happens if mango comes out, says war is over, oil is flowing, with Warsh blowing him, holding up a -1% sign? |
| I would think so they should blow out next earnings and guide up. But Market might keep this one in the dog house for a while |
| 715 is where it goes, IMO |
| It's a fire sale! |
| Well this means stonks go up honestly, we're gonna have massive inflation. They're not gonna go up in value tho 🙂 |
| But mine comes in purple gradients and rounded corners with bad CSS! |
| Markets fucked\n\nIRAN STATE MEDIA: INITIAL REPORTS INDICATE U.S. VESSELS NEAR STRAIT OF HORMUZ STRUCK BY MISSILE AND DRONES LAUNCHED BY IRANIAN MILITARY |
| Market down 5% since last week while I am down 25%. Looks like my learning phase never ends 🤣🤣 |
| I bought those too it was just the only one that didn’t hit my exit mark |
| Rooftop Koreans is one of my favorite stories. Those guys DGAF! |
| Yea this one missed my qqq limit order by $0.02. Happens fast as fug though\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/spwb0ykc7j6h1.jpeg?width=1075&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2821a327b91170d7c3f88c77346823421878b0bc |
| I meant to ask two Fridays ago, but "sell in May and go away" is just a myth, right? Right? |
| China to liberate soon |
| Wait until Iran retaliates. If they blow up key oil infrastructure it could get real ugly, real fast. It might be too late to buy some puts in case there is a massive one day drop. Then sell the puts and don’t get greedy. |
| I think it's a type of cheese |
| And that means you’re down 60 to 20 bucks |
| Negative |
| Just remember 🥭 also said “INFLATION WILL TAKE CARE OF ITSELF” 🤡 |
| Deserved I guess. |
| Hahahaha I tried to tell you!! Market sentiment was so bad. Puts on adobe earnings tomorrow too 🤓 |
| Don’t expect t to see many graphs like that one |
| Well the thing is, when I get gains after the event contracts obviously I can use the earnings for more, but my buying power is never more than what I initially deposited into my Robinhood account. That is the part I’m confused about. |
| I have 4 Jan $350 calls I bought for $17,000. They’re now worth $6000. |
| Spacex float is only like 5-10%, most manipulated garbage in history. Joke market |
| the Lehman Bros of ai. |
| Sell high |
| By far, the most accurate predictor of the top is when trash stocks like SMCI reach levels like 50. It's hilarious how consistent the execs of this company are so consistent in fking their investors in the asshole 🤣 🤌 |
| Mu is the best stock to own in the best sector and there is a historic memory shortage and they have earnings coming up. But u don’t want to “deal with it?” U surely belong here. |
| Just a little hit |
| 720 support holds, PPI comes in cool, Trump tacos and Space X brings retail hype; we moon |
| I was, for one, really moved by this generous testimony about Don Jr. I am no wordsmith, but anything I could have said on that day would not have been as appropriate, balanced, wise and true than his father's words. |
| Oh I know lol. |
| Easy calls here ber dont be dumb |
| Don’t be mean |
| YES |
| If we all delete our brokerage apps, they'll have to give us a do-over. |
| the fuck is a bahrain |
| It was two weeks ago |
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| You can't short it for a while. It's buy or sell shares. That's it. |
| I hope twitter tech bros won't gain any more influence in politics. |
| I already bought the dip, and then it dipped some more and I’m out of cash. |
| When did Blackstone go public….? June 21, 2007.\n\nThat was only about 3% off a high on the S&P 500 that wouldn’t be reached again until March 2013. |
| Typing... |
| Here come the cavalry |
| 80% gain yesterday, 200% gain today. Today could have been a +650% day, but I’m happy with my exit.\n\nMight take tomorrow off or sell puts. |
| The classic regards dilemma. Do I sell now and watch it rip, or hold and watch it tank. |
| You think? |
| lol its not worth it at any price |
| Also sidenote, while a person cannot be median, a person can be mean. |
| Any reason why? I can insiders buying and a new $95m contract, but no political action and their back test looks horrible. Every time they've won a gov contract in the last three years, their stock price has gone down. |
| Only “inflation I love” is when my portfolio balance inflates 😤 |
| This past week has produced many community members for memory, software, semicons. Hock Tuah really yearns for the community spirit! |
| I am actually considering panic selling… |
| Big if true |
| You don't matter. Now I have to pay $5.50/gal for gas and that is a tragedy. |
| Lol we rallied from 630 to 760 on literally nothing. Anything can happen |
| I’m not here to make good financial decisions |
| That was the sign smart money was exiting with insider info. |
| Grok is the source familiar with the matter |
| Im glad i quit smoking and drinking so I can take up smoking and drinking again after this week |
| Elon is crashing the market to get his liquidity. It’s only fair for us to short the shit out of SpaceX and drop it 50% |
| Time for the good old 🇺🇸 to do some shock and agh |
| Cardboard spike or something? |
| Ngl this is all mega bullish for SPCX. Liquidity trap in full force. Market is liquidating to buy the hype Friday. |
| Fk in reds today. |
| That’s the way 🐒 |
| as much as I love what RKLB is doing, pretending that they will not at some point find themselves in direct competition with SpaceX is a good way to get yourself blindsided. Both companies have a mandate, being public, to grow, and SPCX is setting itself up for absurd targets in that regard. Targets that can only be hit if they come to constitute a substantial fraction of total global payload lifting capacity. \n\nTheir engine designs are small and modular and there is not much to prevent them from downsizing the falcon to compete with neutron or electron if that's where the next leg of growth is after they've soaked up their fill of the heavy business. |
| Selling calls is bearish what are you talking about |
| The stock market is a place to hide from inflation. |
| Yeah man americans did, it wasnt the soviets right? Do you honestly believe europe wouldnt win if you didnt send your 1k soldiers to france? |
| Good thing I already lost half my port on Friday, today looked rough |
| Did you tell it that |
| It’s never the end Joe. |
| You need to borrow like 100 times against that and put it in coinbase and various micro cap canadian noted companies with no website. |
| I see what you did there |
| welcome to the casino\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/dqsdgsry6j6h1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=d1a76344a72af621bc79df2e617636fc7eca457a |
| Israel and US striking Iran hard. Only a matter time before Iran starts bombing Bahrain |
| I feel like ADBE dumping on earnings is so obvious, so probably should get calls |
| 10% is correction territory |
| Mine does that too as I deposit money. |
| You know what’s a good buy- $dnutz |
| Read my lips, “I ❤️INFLATION”!!!! |
| Bols r fuk |
| Now that the Iran deal is closed, what’s the move🫠🫠🫠 |
| Did they rly lol |
| Omfg I cant believe im gonna have to sell my house |
| Closed out puts at 726 |
| You're not even half done bitches |
| Insane fire sale on SMCI |
| yes settled winnings are just cash. if u hace already been using the proceds to make other tradess, then they are already functioning as normal account founds |
| Don’t use margin |
| not 2% but SPY is -1.85%. Pretty close isn’t it? |
| Gotta learn to take profit mate |
| I bought some on Friday. Held to today because it was energy and it pumped. Lol |
| *Talks are going well. So very very well. So so well. No wait....* |
| Going to be funny when Melon merge SPACEX n TSLA n then split them apart just to re-merge LMAO 🤌 |
| Always has. |
| 🌈🦸♂️ |
| We will see MU under 800 this week |
| Alright this confirms that Adobe is going to the Moon |
| this. idk what the hell you read but it’s automatic as would be common sense |
| Remember back at 740 when we would go red after hours and still wake up green? Crazy times right. About 3-4 weeks ago I think 😂😂 |
| All the bubbles in history had earnings outpace stock return performance right? |
| What are some good buying levels for gold and silver? I want to start an allocation. I’m thinking GLD 300 and SLV 30. Any other advice would be appreciated. Thanks |
| TX in the cuck chair |
| I serve $5 bjs behind there if you ever want to stop for a quickie |
| I wish corn goes to 0 |
| Sell everything SpaceX.is only going to being it down more |
| we need Korean’son rooftops protecting our market |
| Other states have language like that in all their state contracts.\n\nNot just state entities - state contractors. |
| This trade butchered me today |
| I think\* my verbiage is off for it, because it keeps telling me to transfer and there’s nothing to transfer rn lol. |
| this has been quicker but not quite as deep so far\n\nI know |
| USA declared victory again, back to green |
| SEOUL, June 10 (Reuters) - The massive demand for foreign exchange conversions tied to SpaceX's IPO, which has weighed heavily on the South Korean won in recent weeks, has been cleared, a source familiar with the matter told Reuters on Wednesday.\n\nAh yes, the Korean Elon sack lickers, the degenerates want their shares... |
| To the surprise of no one, crypto is garbage |
| Violent crime going way up this month |
| “Dad the phone’s for you, some guy named Margin on the line?” |
| oh it's ghey month? you ghey's didn't even tell me this year |
| Days like this make me happy I kept $0.70 cash. |
| 🤠🤠🤠 |
| did we drop more these past few days or was it more during end of March? |
| industrious culture I guess |
| What if we just cut rates a little bit anyways and see what happens |
| lol this is nothing. unless there's sustained pressure downwards, you'll have the bulls shouting "die bears die" tomorrow |
| I’ll buy ORCL at 180 |
| This is the only reason I haven't completely diamond hand yolo'd into IREN. |
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| Boobs |
| Elected Prez of his memory care unit. |
| amazed how quickly Iran built all these new munitions |
| It’s a company that got caught cooking the books twice and you still bought it? |
| The fact that you guys voted for this is wild |
| gold has erased over 6 trillion in market cap in a couple weeks. these ain't rookie numbers. some big institutional unwinding because rate hikes. metals are the first responder, others will follow slowly. 🌽to 20k soon |
| The market right now though is so divorced from reality that at some point this bubble is gonna burst. If I had non-tax advantaged investments in traditional markets I'd be pulling half of them right now. |
| Better than the loses for humans I had today. |
| Bear, please be gentle tomorrow. Thanks! 🫣 |
| For some reason I got 1 put contract on UNH. I don't remember buying it. |
| Buying the dip on alpd |
| I definitely been playing with the earnings when I receive them for the contracts. But does the event contracts not turn into actual money I can use for investing in stocks and/or withdrawing to my bank account? |
| Inflation will drive down the dollar. A weaker dollar means goods imported to the US will become more expensive and goods made in the US will become cheaper. \n\nZimbabwe, Argentina and Indonesia greatly reduced their imports during inflation.\n\nThe American economy will have have a recession. The stock market will drop more than 50%. The housing market will also crash. So many businesses will go bankrupt because they can't pay their debts. \n\nBut manufacturing output will increase and imports will decrease. \n\nTo be fair, we could also increase manufacturing through massive subsidies if we didn't already have a debt to GDP ratio greater than one. |
| https://preview.redd.it/tdsemjnj6j6h1.png?width=500&format=png&auto=webp&s=9c76ec333d9ca46e6b50d081d25172307fd50c8d\n\n |
| You haven’t lived until your investment thesis was confirmed by which side of the lawn someone’s dog pees or which mealworm a lizard eats. |
| everything reminds me of her |
| Long time |
| Woah, not gonna happen.\n\nEdit. Soon. |
| I think you've misunderstood the meaning of a slot machine. |
| The night is still very young. But they don’t need to strike SA or UAE to trigger a spike. They just need the houthis to strike 1 tanker or cargo ship in the Bab to put a halt on shipping through the Bab. Think that’s the more likely play. |
| you can either lose 100% or gain 10,000%. i like them odds |
| Around $3600 maybe. |
| Don't forget "Nobody knew hard thing is hard." |
| Wait I thought it was gay month or smth |
| how much fucking longer does this shit need to keep going on for |
| We still have another 3 weeks of pride month for the market to keep dropping LMAO 🤌 |
| We calling your mom “the casino” now? |
| Money is going to flood back into SPY/tech and crypto on Monday and Tuesday once the SPCX dust settles. Some people went to cash out of fear. Some people freed up cash to try to play it. It's coming back.\n\nSchedule your DTE accordingly. |
| Lmao for real. I read a few comments and checked futures and chuckled. |
| Someone please get this quote on those stickers of him |
| Yaayyyy so no wendies mo tendies? |
| Revenge of the bers |
| this hit different. been in a similar spot and it's not talked about enough. |
| It’s called being over leveraged - 95% of this sub is |
| You’re not joking |
| did he take a loud shart right after? |
| Nah |
| Puts on a healthcare stock that ryhmes with dover thats on a two day rip that will udoubtedly return to 3 by friday. |
| Apparently Texas law prohibits government entities from boycotting Israel\n\nLMAO what |
| 1-800 Hotline Bling |
| Still much better than those silver gang. 😂😂 |
| https://preview.redd.it/b1cwh3ed6j6h1.jpeg?width=239&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b5d7f4148726edf894854011a69a5002daaaf648 |
| first ones free younglinh |
| Yea this wont end well |
| Pit boss, Get him out of here!! |
| At 2k mabe |
| Talks will be going well by Friday morning. |
| ok shia labeouf |
| same ,why i had calls todzy is so sickening ,lost so much it hurta |
| Yeah |
| You never go full retard. |
| Morgan Stanley's Mike Wilson, "expects markets to rise into year end." \n\nNot even kidding inverse this dude, he's almost always on the wrong side of the coin... |
| Lamest bubble ever |
| 시발 |
| Why buy the most scam Chinese op company in the AI market. Literally 20 other plays to make in the same space |
| Right into the trash bin behind Wendy’s |
| I'm an innocent victim. He's spamming me. |
| It’s going to 500 after the equity raise |
| In before deleted for being a broke boy |
| Is Gold a good buy here? |
| Yesterday they didn't hit but today high chances |
| Surely you hedged a few protective puts right. Knowing the history of catastrophic drops in the stock. |
| Um QQQ is down 7.5% now, has it corrected enough??? |
| There's going to be a sudden spike of FOMO, that's where I come in! |
| If you buy puts on spy over $710, you will probably make money |
| Gains for ants |
| Guys, I’m crying in the casino. I’m sorry. 😭 |
| Too busy for wedding. Sleeping at basketball game. |
| https://preview.redd.it/j1qko3296j6h1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=326f2c8d49d9554bd7089a056291a03e264eaed5 |
| Bot |
| Not recently |
| Wen circuit breaker |
| Margin’s gonna call a lot of them |
| that dip will be generational |
| I’m a paper handed bitch too, but I have been printing all week. |
| u dont manually liquidate winning event contracts. they should settle automatically after the event outcome is finalized and then show up in ur boying power |
| https://preview.redd.it/fw398sw66j6h1.jpeg?width=710&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=31ae788a976608c0597464eb56b97e2619a98930\n\n |
| Tom "Bull King" Lee |
| who is more foolish? The fool or the one that follows the fool? |
| Do it.\n\n🫵 You won't. |
| Next week, we gonna see a 🥭 tweet saying Iran has learned their lesson and they about to sign a peace deal soon. US winning the war. |
| Shut up, nerd |
| I cut my losses. I objectively think the right play is to hold and set a break even limit overnight. But I just didn't want to deal with it anymore. I imagine algorithms will make a brief run up to 900 at pre-market open, in which case I'll feel dumb |
| Days like this makes me happy I kept 70% cash |
| Shut up, nerd |
| Small float, it’s the same grift as a meme coin. Small float high market cap with forced buying to prop it up, when it rugs it rugs hard |
| You'd think futures were down 2% from all the overreacting here |
| Which would nuke SPY too rip |
| Market doing a great job for men’s mental health month 😵💫 |
| It’s all kill |
| Why did you sell? Did you not see the exhaustion? |
| I don't understand, isn't the line meant to be green and going up? |
| Lightwork |
| For the third night in a row, right? |
| remember, a ceasefire over on this side of the world is "moderate shooting" |
| Are y’all buying SpaceX stock on IPO day? |
| War is bullish dont worry |
| Jeez I’m just gonna delete all the apps |
| Overvalued, …someone is about to cash out and it’s not us. |
| Never give up bro 🫂💪 |
| This will go down in history together with "Only the little people pay taxes". |
| You already have a bet going - ORCL to 181.7604 before 11-Jun-2026 02:36 PM -05 |
| !Banbet |
| 90 mins until Korea freaks the fuck out and lays waste to MU\n\npain |
| Quit fucking with the bot |
| Ask chat gippity baby boy\n\n(Ur age is ur money?) |
| He would be in Mcdonals rn, cuz that’s how luck works |
| Lol like you can that wsb had bad day when all the comments here are barely getting any upvotes |
| Koreans are gonna curse at us.\nThey are already over leveraged .\n\nTonight they might hit circuit breaker |
| Gonna watch some KPOP in honor of koreans |
| Lmao bro I started with $100 xD. I’m limiting myself as I just started. |
| Excuse me, I believe you meant *truly regarded. |
| NO MORE DEALS. |
| Tom “fat cuck” Lee said the inflation report was bullish and to BTFD if you want the easiest gains of your life |
| if this doesn’t drill harder tomorrow, i quite my job and i work for him. |
| We still have 5% to go before a correction |
| Bought super micro at $47 hoping to exit at $55. \n\n😭$Rope |
| Sure. I'm only signed up for a handful. It's a random lottery though. So who the hell knows if we get anything but still worth signing up. |
| this market is weird, the winner are basically sold when some speculative stocks with way higher pe like marvel and amd stays at premium, like winner takes even bigger loss than speculative stoxks |
| "if you like META at $600 you'll love it at $550" was not a meme holy fuck |
| Theres different ones just google or youtube if ur lazy “middle eastern live cams” or “iran live cameras” isfahan has been launching anti air left and right |
| Gooning to ber doomer propaganda with my big bol peen |
| I am seeing funded accounts up 8% |
| This is causing so much anxiety and nausea ! |
| IRAN WILL RESPOND HARD NOW. |
| Door #3 |
| i keep forgetting i’m not broke anymore so i can buy spx instead of spy now. old habits die hard ig |
| The hedges against inflation were the friends we made along the way |
| No chance. Iran has said multiple times that gulf energy would be a target and they haven’t followed through. Seems like they are avoiding getting the Saudis and uae involved. |
| He was saying I love the CPI/inflation numbers. He didn’t say I love inflation. Watched the video and he said experts told him the war would cause the stock market to go down 25% lol wtf. They’re wrong tho, our leader is taking us to unfathomable heights and we’re all getting rich |
| What are you feeding it |
| Bought some of the never ending dip today but not touching this shit for a while. Its like bitcoin now, keeps going down. |
| We can care about the Epstein victims now |
| Maybe stop trying to vibe trade |
| Praise be to Allah! |
| Still short $MSTR. Riding this bitch all the way down to $30. |
| Now imagine if instead of betting $20 it was your life savings |
| Damn, my electric bill increased like 12% this month over last and I didn't change anything :/\n\nPuts on TLT |
| There's literally a tracking website using satellite imagery...2 ships have made it thru the past 24 hours lol |
| Bruh. Get out of here with that chump change. |
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| Michael Burry responded to my craigslist ad looking for someone to mow my lawn. "$30 is $30", he said as he continued to mow what was clearly the wrong yard. My neighbor and I shouted at him but he was already wearing muffs. Focused dude. He attached a phone mount onto the handle of his push mower. I was able to sneak a peek and he was browsing Zillow listings in central Wyoming. He wouldn't stop cackling.\n\nThat is to say, Burry has his fingers in a lot of pies. He makes sure his name is in all the conversations.\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
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| Not today automod |
| Never seen an amd product in person in my life |
| Some tell me we will all be okay |
| The cool part is the only remaining catalyst is an Iran deal which has already been accomplished 40 times |
| MODS GET HIM! 🧟♂️ |
| To laugh at all the people who buy it then bitch as the price plummets for years. |
| What are you going to do with all your 💰💰💰? |
| you should have stayed in voo |
| When he gets foreclosed on, I call dibs on the house |
| Dont need to produce.\n\n\nBet your ass management wants to cash grab the insane gains of the stock\n\n\nYou must be new |
| You're the one who sold, LOL |
| He's not even regarding. He's just retarding |
| $ENRDW discounted warrants! |
| Jesus christ a few red days and bears go full retard. |
| Do not release the Koreans!!! |
| Cause you're a paper handed B |
| Y'all acting this stock will follow some sort of logical trajectory based on fundamentals. Only way I'm betting is with your mom's Shewabb account. |
| Sure thing. |
| Or no monies left |
| the more the better |
| I can’t prove it, but I think my penis is getting fatter |
| Link |
| Did you make money? If so don’t be too upset. I bought 7230Ps in the last 5 minutes and it went up 30% right at market close. Sold that shit so fast. \n\nI missed 10s of thousands of dollars as I have been bearish all week but I am still up $7k taking consistent wins. |
| I’m just icked out by the whole PP sucking fudge packing portion of it. |
| Yeah, basically the same as the others mentioned. Planned on letting them ride out the day…eventually closed them before they went to absolute zero but like -75% |
| What are the rules on jizzing inside the casino |
| Please, baby Jesus |
| Lmao, ppl in here thinking AMD actually produces shit.\n\nLmao\n\nThis market is fucked |
| imagine thinking there are bag holders who actually bought $orcl at $310+ |
| 5% 😂😂😂😂 |
| mmmmmmmmmmmmm opens up on a Friday and the market is closed all weekend... that should be a red flag it not than i don't know what is... \n\n |
| Tune into iran live cams for me real quick gang its NOT looking good |
| There's going to be a time in the not so distant future where a few grand in short dated puts on this company will make someone millions. |
| For what? They don’t know any fabs. |
| bill ackman's hertz position ate my hamster AMA |
| Life changing money indeed. For me I'd start with 600$ and end with 5000$ loan lol |
| 1w ago\n\n"Yeah I could see SPY 950 eow" |
| Please buy the dip so my options can fuck when everything gets fucked. |
| Sell everything |
| If a million monkeys randomly type out 4 character strings, statistically we beat them and steal their bananas. It's literally right there in the data. |
| The most chaotic scenario is the most likely |
| Just took profit of 150 to 220% on SOXL. Not bad for only holding for 2 months. Wish I would have sold last week though. |
| Gold dump is unreal |
| What if legit we get to the point where circuit breakers are the new normal and a daily occurrence?🤔 |
| THE MOST WORTHLESS CURRENCY IN THE WORLD, FOLKS\n\n\n[CHEERS]\n |
| Keep going bers, my bol peen can only handle so much 🍆 |
| i thought calls was free money? how could tom fatcuck lee be wrong |
| Mango gets to tank melon's stonks as part of the divorce |
| Or Palantir. Both useless. Throwing chicken bones might be more reliable. |
| You’re supposed to sell before this happens. Just in case you didn’t know. |
| How do you know this shit aint gonna drill down even harder tomorrow |
| MU is the only stock you hold through this time. |
| RKLB 110 Calls |
| Several explosions have been heard in Qeshm right now. |
| Does Trump get reelected in 2028? |
| “What are your moves tomorrow, June 11, 2026?” \nProlly kill myself |
| but what does our state regime media say?\nchecking fox news... |
| I did at close. December exp. |
| Could be, market reacts in a dime. |
| 1 |
| Bruh why would they need capital?\n\nThey produce nothing.. |
| Inflation bumps up GDP = Good for politicians and bad for serfs |
| let that shit ride bro |
| me using claude fable to decipher the secrets of the market\n\n[https://youtu.be/L06\_y5cb7mQ?t=25](https://youtu.be/L06_y5cb7mQ?t=25) |
| Oh man when the Koreans wake up they are gonna nuke our market |
| I took a 700 loss on 0dte puts right at the top of the day and coulda made 12k\n\nWhy does market hate me man |
| will it let me buy two? |
| “Out of missiles” a month ago btw 🤔 |
| orcl 165 by open |
| Lol they already did, giving away 18% of the company to Openai and meta |
| Buy USO babe , back to the oil trade and shorting the market . Going back to 630 , praise be to allah |
| I mean it’s not like the strait is closed |
| CMS stands for Content Management System which is the UX/UI of the front end on your website. Significantly doubt that you've built a native CMS with chat gpt. \n\nYou were also most likely talking about Customer Relationship Management (CRM) system like HubSpot. That I am also quite convinved you did not build in 5 minutes. |
| Wait a minute.. is this Biff Tannen?? |
| If you're convinced that the market will go down further why not just sell the stock? |
| I'd be interested at $30 billion |
| This shall be known as the ceasefire war |
| This market started going back down before the war started kicking back up again. Market goes up market goes down. It doesn’t go straight up. |
| Close, $1400 |
| Wars priced in, we pumping |
| 3% down, 2% up, ending 4% down \n\nSave this comment so you remember you’re all welcome |
| The market doesn't care about the war and the war is priced in. |
| Watching live cams from iran i think we might really be cooked boys |
| SECURITY! |
| Comes at a few dollars per hour. Goes like a rock off a cliff |
| Worth it if you get IPO priced shares and sell into the pop short term |
| Pissed I sold rather than rolling my puts. |
| this is the cheaper entry everyone had wanted but now everyone too pussy to buy the dip |
| Down 5 percent on mu. Do I hold into the end of the week or sell now? My worry is that mu creeps towards 900 overnight a lot |
| \n\nAMD is going to announce a public offering and crater 30% within the next few weeks\n\n\nTick tock |
| I’m definitely crying in the fucking casino |
| So moon? |
| sir this is a casino |
| Welp I’ll keep throwing in what I got. Hopefully it pays over time |
| 😉 |
| I full ported MUU, average price was about 830 from 550 starting point.... my gains are basically gone lol |
| We are? Where |
| Any lower and I'm going to be forced to yolo nvda calls. Those earnings were insane. |
| I look and see myself 🤡 |
| “Choose the form of the destructor.” |
| NVDIA is great company and it will move up don't worry. You haven't lost the money and don't stress, you are in much better than persons who lost multiple 6 figure $$$ to scams and bets which can't get back... |
| I drank milk and now im gassy |
| American blood died in europe to save y'all sir in ww 2 ,but you can live in your lies |
| I like how there was a period of calm then that spike, OP must have thought he got this, before the cliff drop |
| Buy every dip and eventually you’ll buy the bottom |
| Deal is 99% negotiated. Any day now, just need to do a little more bombing |
| A fortnight if you will |
| Tesla stock was $407 in Nov 2021 (accounting for splits). \nAnd today, that price is... $381. \nSo, if you held for 4.5 years, you are currently down $26 a share. |
| *Cries in the casino |
| AMD is going to announce a public offering and crater 30%\n\n\nTick tock |
| What kind of banbet is this |
| One thing I do find funny is that oil is only up a couple percentage points. Oil traders are like ehh, not the worst we've ever seen |
| https://preview.redd.it/izf8ljd55j6h1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dd70d34a5dd7ff752401e8d44cf3514672932ce5\n\n \nI think it might be a teeny tiny bit 🤏🏻 over valued 😅 |
| downvotes on this comment means a strong buy signal. Always inverse WSB |
| Yea sold 50% on a profit and took a huge L on the rest |
| I will average down if they fall more with a couple more LEAPS. |
| I really hope that from now on, all the “*market doesn’t care about the war*” and the “*war is priced in*” can finally shut the f\* up for once. Holy fuck you can’t be that st\*pid. |
| You are mother fucker! 😂 I am fucked and you won this time 😅 |
| The A-ist of I's! |
| It’s just me and my little wiener against the world. The world is kicking our ass. |
| cause i also bought 165 put, and i also got a crystal ball |
| https://preview.redd.it/5khroex75j6h1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8344a0144cc41cf49dc034475ec501ff6c7c67a5\n\n |
| Damn... the market really is a Casino. So the no crying rule is legit? Cause I think I might want to do some crying. |
| Farts |
| not yet it will be cheaper soon |
| Im just here astroturfing the conversation so the AI reads it tonight and gives you bad info tomorrow. |
| Bols really thought calls would print during pride month 🐻🌈 |
| I want to feel like a glutinous fat kid in a candy shop, where are the deals?! |
| 📣 Gold is portfolio cancer again 📣 |
| The fact that brent futures are at $95 when the strait has been closed for 102 days, and war is back on is crazy |
| The juice is in the rest of the market, a lot of institutions will end up being allocated less stocks than they have pulled liquidity for and that excess money will be going right back into all the high conviction stocks that were already leading the market. |
| CORRECT. |
| Congrats on the kid! \nThere will be enough crying in the house, but not in the casino 💪 |
| 🥭 pump stock market pls |
| And? |
| democracy was a mistake |
| idk |
| Nice try buddy |
| biggest fear in life: that I won't buy the exact bottom of the dip 😱 |
| Yoink |
| He’s got like $600k that’s not even rich |
| It’s called a casino. |
| I maxed out my capital gain losses for the rest of the century |
| They received a Medicare upgrade to 4.5 stars from 3.5 stars duw to a court order.This unlocks bonus payments being over 4 stars. So should equal mlbetter margins and more revenue. |
| Market holding up well if you consider the fact that you have a president that says I love inflation lmao |
| I’m calling off Friday, I can’t miss this 🤡 show when SPCX IPOs |
| GOATed response |
| GUYS DO I GO SHORT FOR TOMORROW YES OR NO |
| > It's not there to track an individual middle class person's experience, it's to measure the diffuse economy's prices as an indexable value.\n\nThere’s a reason for that.\n\nIt’s the same reason they’ll never publish an essentials-only measure of inflation.\n\nIt’s the same reason they muddy the waters with Owners’ Equivalent Rent over just tracking rent directly\n\nIt’s the same reason they muddy the waters with Retained Earnings for insurance providers over just tracking health insurance costs to the consumer directly\n\nDid undergrad teach you that CPI is a sacrosanct measure handed down from the heavens and impervious to any criticism? |
| How can they drop when everyone is diluting to pay for their 85% margin HBM? |
| Woah, ouch. GLD at 300 and SLV at 35 look tempting. |
| Hey man you were the smartest guy in the room while it lasted |
| Asked my new job if I could use AI and they said I could use Microsoft Copilot\n\nYou’re ngmi big bro |
| Tell me your spacex plans |
| surely we will be green tomorrow and melon will rally a +3% day on friday...right guys? |
| Buy $MU rn free money |
| Ironic that Oracle didn’t see this coming |
| Futures blood red, it’s never been more over |
| https://preview.redd.it/zfsyypu05j6h1.jpeg?width=1166&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c713659eeb0b311c169f9b656a40c9a92994eb5b\n\n |
| Have you tried tokenizing dollars to fund a bubble?\n\nIt’s very fun, and you learn some things about economics in the process |
| shouldnt be a surprise tbh if inflation numbers were within expectations of being dogshit? |
| Yes if I get assigned shares, hell no if not.\n\nThis is engineered for a pop. |
| Buy the dick |
| Only lost money with this strat lately |
| Money. |
| Inflation ✅ \n🥭 ✅ \nORCL ✅ \nWar ✅ \nBill KOSPI about to put the final nail in the coffin |
| **NOW THIS IS HOW YOU NEGOTIATE A CEASEFIRE!** |
| Just wait. The stock has so many rules right now that it won’t be trading at a real market price for 3-6 months. On Friday, IPO buyers can’t sell for 15 days after IPO, options aren’t for like 2 weeks out, some insider cant sell until like 1-12 months, NASDAQ inclusion isn’t for 15 days, the list goes on. Also the IPO is priced to perfection what company is perfect in their execution? You’re paying for regular starship cadence and tens of thousands of working AI satellites. |
| Berkin’ it |
| This |
| I’ll be wrong because I almost always am:\n\nIt’ll open to small pop and then slowly bleed over two years to a lower yet still ridiculous valuation. \n\nThere will be jumps of 10-20% off Elon tweets with empty promises that people can make money on. But then bleed off for the weeks that follow.\n\nThen after a few years, the stock will rise back up to 2 trillion off of satellite and military services. |
| SMCI showed how it's done\n\n-30% |
| Currently mostly boomer stocks and ETFs .. I’m too regarded to take risks |
| Space X fuck off tou ruined everything |
| Now is unironically good place to buy. They diluted something like 26%, it’s down exactly that. \n\nIf you believe their order book, that is. |
| What’s stopping you from being a bear? |
| Tomorrow: “I love the War! 🥭” |
| https://preview.redd.it/g6r3mcpv4j6h1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e629c976ac1c34aea7a7579125e240d9df58d23c |
| rightfully so. single handedly bankrupting me at this poiint |
| I’m keen to play in the back box server market, any tips? |
| Still waiting on the one before the one before the one |
| Apparently, we're "actually" at war now |
| I don’t care for red days or gas or grocery prices. My number one issue is I hope he gets his ballroom and pool, that’s all really matters I don’t need to eat |
| Buy the dip or eat the dick. Your choice |
| I am sure it will be trading over $160 once RH start, I can’t imagine it has a ton of room to run up from there given the enormous market cap it is launching at. A lot of people will jump in and target $200, and will probably get rug pulled before it even gets there. |
| Two weeks for the official crash to start |
| IRAN'S STATE MEDIA SAYS INITIAL REPORTS INDICATE U.S. SHIPS NEAR STRAIT OF HORMUZ TARGETED BY MISSILE AND DRONES LAUNCHED BY IRANIAN ARMED FORCES |
| Maybe... if you're lucky. -5% seems more likely. |
| 👀🤓 |
| I hope there is no subscription the spacex, so the us tgovernment can take a position and then give us cool uniforms and summer camps after with the profit |
| Still long $RIVN? |
| I'm not brave enough to short NVDA but i have a pretty good feeling that it's gonna drop sharply very soon |
| Made me choke on my drink... |
| I heard the banks are out of money guys |
| Turns out SpaceX IPO announcement is the top signal |
| Pains in every decade, nothing new under the sun. Meanwhile the World Cup starts tomorrow and the US turns 250 in three weeks. The apocalypse always shares a calendar with the mundane 😂 |
| I gave you the keys and you turned it down |
| Sure Fed!\n\nGo ahead!\n\nRaise rates to 19%!!!\n\nThen we can keep pulling demand forward!\n\nHyperinflationary futurists will buy quantum futures on digital toilet paper!!! \n\n😂 😂 😂 |
| Hegseth is creating diplomatic space by bombing the shit out of Iran - calls |
| your phone is in silent mode. |
| Trump has announced a 10% government stake in the company SPY |
| Wait for PPI tmrw 🥹 |
| When does it start? |
| 10% OTM $MU weekly calls worked for almost 2 months straight.\n\nUntil they very suddenly didn’t. |
| # ORCL SEX |
| Sauce?\n\n |
| He’s a fuckin asshole. |
| “We’re gonna send SPY to the stone ages” |
| BRING BACK MEMOJICONS NOW OR NO MORE MR. NICE GUY USA IS NUMBER #ONE. \n \nTHANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER ! |
| I shorted MES futes at the bottom. You're welcome. |
| need gyna to announce they want to make taiwan great again for absolute destruction\n\nat least the pump after its done would be untold. calls on margin on everything |
| ***PUT IT IN REVERSE TERRY*** |
| Never bet for or against Elon. |
| I guess you could say gold and silver are…Warshed Out 😎 |
| **U.S. military begins strikes on ‘multiple targets’ in Iran at Trump’s direction** |
| Ah yes, the strait which must not be named |
| i will wake up to -2% again wont i |
| War is back so are the bers 🐻🌈 |
| Why even buy if you are going to hold for 12 seconds |
| If you liked this almost 10% pullback on QQQ you’ll love it by August when it’s down 70% more. |
| he's got a penis pump? |
| 🫡💀 |
| Daily reminder Hegseth romanticizes war. |
| I cut my winners early but hold my losers all day because you never know |
| Putting $1000 into SPCX for the meme |
| I predict, circuit breaker two times today |
| Ok |
| I may buy some puts in the morning so the market jumps 5%. |
| I’ve actually always known I had a lower risk tolerance. But after watching NVDA go up for years and only investing relatively small amounts since 2020, I consistently hated myself for not being more of a risk taker. Got stuck on the could’ve should’ve.\n\nSo I acted emotionally. To make things worse my $216.16 average is only because of my early NVDA purchases. The reality is that I bought most of my current position at the all time high around $236 after selling VOO. I got hit with massive FOMO and let my emotions take over.\n\nThe conviction was real, but I convinced myself that $230 was basically the new low and that I wasn’t taking enough risk to reach my goals 😭. |
| Is it worth it? Mathematically, absolutely not. From a hype perspective? It’s the biggest casino opening in history. The prospectus shows this is a massive, high-risk bet. Will you make money - probably yes if you ride a wave and sell before it is too late |
| My cost average for meta is only 576… I can’t imagine the bag holders above 600 🤡🤡🤡 |
| We haven’t even started the crash |
| Well, pretty much only goes in OP's case. |
| Damn that’s rough… makes me feel better about losing 25K though 😬 stay strong! |
| 🤣 |
| Missiles launched towards bears assholes by bulls. |
| At this rate qqq might open at 675 or 670 |
| Reminder that oil was at 115 before all of the peace deal shenanigans. Wouldn’t be surprised to see it at 115 come tomorrow morning. |
| So much for gold being the inflation hedge |
| Those ceasefire bombs just hit different |
| I use telegram first squawk |
| Speak for yourself, fellow retard. |
| Yes go crazy |
| Le booble : bursts 🤌😂 |
| Doesn’t make sense to troll individual stocks when literally every stock is down. It makes more sense when the trolling is directed at a stock underperforming the market (eg, Microsoft). Thank you for your attention to this matter! |
| Sure it does, it just adds fuel to the fire. |
| Just wait for the dilution news. After Google, SMCI, Oracle, they basically have to do it . |
| i dont think we want to deploy the koreans today xdddddd |
| It’s priced in they said |
| Ok actually at this point what the fuck is happening |
| poorly. thank you for asking! |
| No, it's a rug pull. There's gonna be a lot of sorry people next week crying on here about losing their assess. |
| Worth and I’m investing. |
| Way worse my friend. Way worse |
| The company is incredible. The valuation is what scares me. Those are two very different things |
| SMCI WOOOOOOF\n\n\nfunny thing is i was thinking of buying some of that recently |
| Wish I had bought for 700P for tomorrow and day after. We are opening at 670-680 tomorrow LMAO. |
| Had too many free roaming buls... america is hungry |
| We’d be up at least 20-30% on the indices and seeing even more insane runs in certain stocks without this bs, would’ve been so fun to trade |
| It’s over boys, Obama says sell |
| But but but, we carried a ***secret mission*** and we were able to safely pass through the strait, 100 million of barrels! |
| Depending on your positioning you can expect 1 of 2 headlines. "US has completed the extent of its additional attacks" or "US will ramp up strikes for potentially several more weeks" |
| $MU still up 15% for the month. It can drop a whole lot more. If youre going all in on MU goodluck |
| I thought of buying puts but chickened out in the last minute. FML |
| Excessive stress has caused my meat to taste bad |
| Markets gonna pump Friday for sure. The universe loves musk |
| u still have 730 there still hope |
| If the 🥭 can’t even prop up the market through a highly inflationary war in the middle east, you better bet we will start talking about the files again |
| HOLY CRAPP THEY ARE BOMBING HARD. |
| You would think right |
| What if we all decided to just not buy any SpaceX. It’ll tank regardless, at least then you wouldn’t lose your life savings and 🍈 won’t be as big of a trillionaire 💀 |
| And missiles have officially been launched. RIP. |
| At least I don’t own META |
| It doesn't matter whether you win or lose, as long as you had fun. |
| bought jan 27 50c. It's poorly ran company and a history of scamming, but tell me that this POS won't run AGAIN. I don't care if they cook their books this time or not |
| Yeah you didnt do shit for europe lol |
| I told everyone Koreans love pumping their markets because they like being bagholders |
| Continuing to watch CRDO. Holding 350 shares but might full port when this clears up. Incredibly strong throughout this last week. |
| How’s that AVGO dip treating you kings |
| -15% MTD |
| 350 |
| Yes bro, I have exactly the same superpower as you. Omg. And even when I bet opposite myself, the market reversed uno and result was opposite even when I second guessed myself\n\n I think each of us are in our own bubble simulation, where only u are the human and the rest of people u interact with, including online users, are all AI agents. the stock market movement is tailored to exactly opposite of whatever we attempt to do. Then all those brag posts you see that are 1000x profit? Probably fake AI agent creating a shit post just to mess with u. |
| Waiting for 0830 truth social tweet. “America has defeated Iran” spy pumps back to 745 tomorrow loll |
| https://preview.redd.it/9tgfo9ue4j6h1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a280bff04067077f4c92bf55ede52c88ec3b15fe\n\n |
| Beef is expensive. Cheaper to slaughter a bunch of bulls in here |
| Too funny |
| canada?\n\n |
| WSB Offizials became a research object and case study to be studied. 😀 |
| Paper hands |
| I think this new season of wall street tards does not realize international markets follow US |
| i scalped the waves made $250 today \n\n🤡 |
| 😂😂😂😂 |
| Look at the token price index. Semis have a very long way down if this keeps up. |
| Now pls 🥺 save me |
| In celebration of Gay Bear month, you're all getting whipped by a fruit in leather diapers. Thanks 🥭 |
| Has nothing to do with Iran. |
| sorry can't make it tonight.. busy planning what gonna do with my simulated returns |
| Anti-ship missiles are launched towards US ships in the Strait of Hormuz. |
| I’d be happy if it had fallen steeply, rather than doing this drama |
| Quit options. |
| I mean ur wage growth is negative now, would worry more about this. Market will recover long term anyway 😅 |
| Lmao |
| Freak the fuck out and panic sell everything |
| Do i panic sell |
| Peace deal tomorrow |
| My condolences. |
| Irans going to be the next Afghanistan isn’t it |
| Put wall at $720. Should act as support but if that fails, get the lube ready. |
| Calls for RDDT, GOOG, TSLA, SPY. Amen! |
| lol |
| Premiums are way too high |
| Bottom is in for both. |
| not getting any reports, but does anyone have reports on what happened on the Sea? |
| Oh lawd |
| Slow bleed down |
| I will buy calls in July |
| Catalyst? Thesis? Bag holder? |
| You really do. Headline move too fast my x feed doesn’t even get it quick enough. |
| America saved south Korea , Israel, Europe Japan , who the hell gunna save us now |
| I think it will be both. I'd keep an eye on its first earnings: (between July and September)\n\n20% of the float unlocks at earnings.\n\nAn additional 7% will have unlocked at the 70 day, 90 day, 105, and 120 day mark which should roughly coincide with earnings.\n\nAn additional 10% unlocks if it is trading above 175.5 post earnings for 5 of 10 trading days.\n\nYou have the potential for over 40% of the float unlocking in a very short period of time. \n\nIf by chance it doesn't happen, I would suspect the second earnings as another 28% is unlocked towards the end of the year. There will probably be another rush to exit as people will need money to allocate towards Anthropic and OpenAI around that timeframe. |
| 36% YoY |
| Market r fuk |
| KOSPI about to die tonight |
| One thing is that it's unlikely to soar in value quickly.\n\nAs in it's already very richly priced for what they have.\n\nIf they can prove out starship launches / then show stalink revenue increasing / then show chip making / then show orbital datacenters / and maybe something really impressive with Grok / digital optimus .... then after a bunch of that it could be re-rated higher.\n\nBut honestly perfect execution of starship and starlink is pretty much priced in at this point.\n\nSo you're unlikely to miss some rocket ship that's about to blast off.\n\nIf AI has a step change then maybe tha'ts another story |
| So the real purpose of this post is to advertise a youtube video that was just uploaded 1 hour ago. And op posted the link on multiple subs. |
| You have to ask?\nEverything Musk touches turns to gold.\n |
| Also great if you own a lot of property and even better if you have a lot of debt.\n\nYour assets inflate but your debt payments stay the same. |
| This question is for you poop man! How’d you find out to trade that low at $8!!? I can never get an order to fill with the low amounts |
| https://preview.redd.it/9iuw8ik44j6h1.jpeg?width=1064&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d35b52e87bdbcacf37e75e0d56dcf3a3b465d599\n\n |
| His capitulation today was the ceasefire. Hence he's back on total war footing. |
| LOL |
| Cant eat sticks tho |
| First Get the cat a liter box retard then follow instructions below.....clean with alcohol & let dry for a few days. GL |
| Bought Friday spy calls at close. Hope I don’t regret it |
| It’s so over for real this time! PANIC SELL EVERYTHING |
| My wife's $192,000 portfolio return this year, 22.58%. One year, 38%. |
| I can’t believe I have to go to the wsb daily thread to get the latest news |
| At this point, that's not a terrible idea. It's still dropping hard AH on nothing. |
| You already have a bet going - ORCL to 300.0 before 12-Jun-2026 11:04 AM -05 |
| Mrvl about to have the fastest delisting in S&P history |
| !BANBET NVDA 210 24h |
| 0 chance. Everyone is raising money to pay for MU employees private jets. |
| The gap up with a red candle on oil 2 days in a row is comical. It’s like watching someone try to swim upstream in a 20 MPH current. Unfortunately for Japan, the current always wins. |
| Good, fuck Ellison. |
| A tale as old as time. Just give the peasants bread and circus and they'll mindlessly ignore the empire is burning... |
| I don't wanna believe |
| SpaceX better still IPO Friday, I want to see Musk squirm as his overpriced POS company drops into this clusterfuck market |
| What is the revenue stream? The big moneymaker doesn’t work yet. I’d say no.. but if enough people get in the circle jerkfest, maybe it’ll pump up a good amount before it crashes. |
| Hard to create wealth when everyone is unemployed and on UBI. In fact, that’s pretty obviously wealth destruction. |
| OKAY THAT WAS THE BOTTOM! 🗣️ |
| Horrible horrible horrible. Stupid fucking pointless ass war. Unnecessary inflation. Unnecessary oil prices. Way to squash a fantastic run these last few weeks. \n\nLooks like we're going back to the pre-iran highs. |
| For 3 months - war in Iran doesnt matter, priced in, oil is a non-issue\n\nIn 2 days - OH FUCK OH SHIT |
| \*FAAAH\* |
| when you're constipated i guess |
| It’s is part of the circular financing scheme between the leaders |
| Silver and gold crashing in real time |
| Just according to Putin's plan. Thanks 🥭 |
| can btc just go to fkn zero already pls |
| https://preview.redd.it/kevm1yxy3j6h1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2df260298f49f61e6f6fac26d100869d024b89dd\n\n |
| Thanks. The solidarity is nice. |
| Open mouth more like it. |
| They especially send people of your description |
| Attempting to hold off this margin call until Friday when my paycheck clears |
| believe it or not calls |
| She's getting drilled, that dirty, dirty stock. The same thing that happens to your mom every night. |
| O i totally agree they hold all the cards its clear we have no clue what were doing but thats how itll be telegraphed |
| When is Meta-mucil a good buy? $530? |
| the dow is below 50k\n\nthat’s all |
| I wish this sub had never come to me. I wish none of this had happened. |
| Gold futures been selling off in the most algorithmic way last couple days |
| how low can you go mumu |
| First time? |
| Buy the next expiring option contract don’t buy 0dtes. Most brokers are not going to let you hold that contract at the end of the day if your account doesn’t have enough margin for exercising. |
| Koreans better buy $ROPE |
| Wait, weren't we just at 760? |
| Hey guys are futes red or green? |
| Uhhh if this goes a little lower we're gonna go a lot lower |
| #WERE NOT DONE. NOT EVEN CLOSE 🐻 |
| I don’t think I need any. My 401K will go ahead and give half my money to Elon so I’m good. |
| If I get stopped out of futes, there's nowhere to go but back in |
| Yeah I don't know why they said 1:15 before close if they were on Central Time. It's normal not to allow option purchases after 3:45 EST but you can sell until 4:15 EST (1+ DTE options) |
| 🌈😍 |
| American destroyed was just hit by Iranian missile. |
| I’m not looking forward to 8pm |
| there's some wild motherfckrs in here. 70k tells me your not rich enough to be doing this, but you're not poor enough that this is the end. |
| Hello MU long-term value investors, yes AI has always been a bubble, no it’s not going to lead to infinite value creation. |
| Shit was expensive though. Both sides IV crush |
| Not a fan of bears…. but I’m slowly becoming one !! |
| KOSPI hits a circuit breaker every day now lmao |
| I swear to god, I don't want to be a gay bear anymore. I want to be a happy optimistic. **BUT WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON**\n\n\- Oil CEOs, energy analysts, people with actual 2 brain cells: "*worst energy crisis of all time, we will hit* ***shortages by July****"* \n\n*-* today is June 10th, the "CEASEFIRE" is going well, except that literally everyone is striking each other and Hormuz still closed!\n\nwhat is the way out of this? we are just so fucking cooked, I'm going to turn 30 and have lived through numerous once-in-a-lifetime-crisis already, thank you 🥭 |
| i should not have taken profits on my short positions on gold holy shit. wtf is the floor |
| It’s really disappointing the little hats may be controlling the big fruit with a video of him pissing on Russian hookers. \n\nLet em release the video bro. No one likes you anyway and no one cares about Russian hookers.\n\nFinish this war nobody but 🐝 🐝 wanted and pump the market 20% FFS |
| Poor Koreans have been trying to pump us every day and then the Americans fuck them over right after |
| MU is dying after earnings btw |
| It's literally LGBTQ pride month, it could not be more obvious |
| In Robinhood go to the search bar type IPO. You'll see SpaceX ipo click it set number of shared you want pay for them wait. |
| https://preview.redd.it/5vmawyxs3j6h1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=893f85d80b6987fa44140a343fdf68c31705b1b6\n\n |
| Piece of junk stock market |
| can't wait for KOSPI to open, it has become a meme nowadays |
| All you need is a single 100x bet to land and you’re right back in it |
| Nope |
| Theyre going to make so much money this year. This automated agentic AI trading.\n\nI just entered $80 hood LEAPS yesterday. |
| 😂 not happening. They will not give up easily. |
| Sure u do long term 😅 |
| **Ban Bet Created:** **/u/FirstGenerAsian** bet **SNDK** goes from **1616.49** to **1650.0** before **12-Jun-2026 06:07 PM EDT**\n\nTheir record is 7 wins and 6 losses.\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) | [Post Verified Trades](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1pp3o5t/verified_trader/) |
| !banbet SNDK $1650 2D |
| relax frost back |
| Can we TACO already pls? |
| Smell ? They definitely watch and get sentiment right off of reddit |
| One more day of selling using whatever narrative sticks to finalize the purchase of SpaceX shares by hedge funds and money management teams and then they'll redeploy\n\nHold on, bulls; these "professionals" were just as degen as you and max long to the tits with record low cash on hand and needed the money to finalize the purchase |
| Damn wish I held my spy puts 😭 |
| Whenever Saylor gets margin call it’s when shit would really hit the fan lol |
| Some brokerages still let you sell after getting the IPO, but will prevent you from participating in future IPOs if you exit before that time frame. RH is particularly bad at tracking this though, and I've never gotten this restriction, so I feel it's worth the risk (in a small portion) |
| You do realize they’re growing, right? You didn’t include the 20B they’re getting from google and anthropic or the 2m users they’ve added to Starlink since the filing. |
| 0dte puts, day 1 |
| Circuit breaker confirmed tomorrow. We are dumping with high volume right now |
| Hey at least for that one paper trading competition in 2019 you were a god |
| PRETTY SURE THIS ENTIRE MOVE UP FOR THE PAST MONTH IS SOMETHING WE WILL BE *LEARNING ABOUT* SOON |
| Mu should change ticker to Fu |
| *Nice asses (LULU) could not.* 😞 |
| $MU lol |
| https://preview.redd.it/bw7uigco3j6h1.png?width=625&format=png&auto=webp&s=b12978c0deebf41f683d69607e855f90ec30385d\n\n |
| Calls on HOOD |
| That’s being nice |
| Yes |
| Go buy some SPY 09/26 500p and show us your positions then. |
| _Please, sir, please give us a deal. Sir, you make the best deals_ he says, watching himself in the mirror |
| Ironically, we’re using the data to train our LLMs, sir. Soon everyone will be able to connect with their genius. |
| Raining Koreans tonight |
| mu absolutely cratering. I got out at a $250 loss. I didn't want to play anymore. |
| What do conspiracy theorists expect for the market? They're shooting about 80% the past 5 years |
| All of his decisions suddenly make sense now, he was always pro-inflation....... |
| Oh cool portfolio is down another 1% AH |
| Houthi's on too much of a good thing getting pallets of cash from everyone. |
| Zimbabwe, Argentina, and Indonesia all went through periods of massive inflation. I don’t think I’ve ever bought a product manufactured in any of those countries |
| my MU weeklies are gigafucked arent they 8( |
| yeah but the profits i make off calls offsets any inflation. your point is stupid. |
| What's another few billion among friends? |
| So you’re saying calls |
| pause, then buy, then cry, then sell low. |
| Neuter or da boot |
| On a random note. How we feeling about ADBE earrings with all this? 🚀maybe we full port there and get some lambos. InADBEweTrust. |
| Real estate guys always love inflation. |
| In the last couple of months we had a big handful of stocks doing 200%+ and now nobody wants to own a MSFT, APPL, GOOG, doing 15% a year because "they're spending too much on AI", like thats a bad thing. |
| You guys must be spending your inheritance because how could you lose this much money and still have food to eat or a roof to sleep under? |
| I saw the same comment about HIVE. Joined long term investors club. Fucking WSB… |
| Big if true |
| Market did hood dirty today should have been a 10%er |
| what if it craters on the moon or mars. that's still pretty moon'd ya? |
| Yessss 👅 I love your tip Mr.Regard 😫🥴 |
| Ok I'm actually gonna catch the falling knife this time bois. PREPARE TO BE BOARDED |
| Poor Koreans will wake up to another circuit breaker |
| Well well well, Israel got what they wanted, as always. |
| I really bought calls thinking there would be a bounce 🤣🤣🤣 |
| Soak the cat in rice |
| https://preview.redd.it/dfp26dkg3j6h1.jpeg?width=198&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7f8b2c7fb9ca8899fb12124e310067ce21484ef7\n\n |
| Anyone buying calls right now is just catching a knife with an open palm |
| New here? |
| It’s criminal Nvda is tanking, it’s fucking undervalued play |
| I hate your choices too |
| Had a client today say she was invested in gold, silver and platinum metals. Told her 1.33 today lmfao |
| Elon trying to be NASA while actual NASA struggles for funding. What a time to be alive. |
| My earnings will be the last domino |
| Housing in Korea is about to get a whole lot cheaper |
| Almost risk free if your goal is losing money |
| ChatGPT built me a CMS in 5 minutes that replaces our HubSpot and Oracle cloud Dbs… the bounce in SaaS was imho unnecessary and largely quant driven by covers.. |
| Oh god they’re leveraged to the tits and getting decimated if oil infrastructure gets hit |
| pussy |
| Gonna wake up in the morning to “markets set to react to fragile ceasefire in jeopardy from open scale conflict and retaliation last night between us and Iran.” |
| Puts after a week or two. The biggest pump and dump in history. That’s my guess. Tesla seems to be dying. It is going to get absorbed by spacex eventually. Just a cash out for investors |
| ORCL went from 250 down to 185 in just three trading days. Pretty impressive lol |
| hurr durr level one acceleration in general purpose cuda durr hurr |
| I hate my choices. |
| June bear month |
| why are we even pretending these are in self defense anymore you don't hit refineries in self defense lol |
| Market went all time highs because u degens kept buying 0dte calls and MM had to buy shares to hedge. |
| It’s a Wendy’s on a 3am Saturday night |
| I hate my choices. |
| CLOV making moves last couple days |
| Oh if gold tanks a little more I’ll start DCA into it |
| Larry really is your ORCL board that retarded? Your stock is already down 40%. You beat earnings and you let the stock rise first THEN you announce DILUTION. Geez. |
| Wonder when people are starting to figure out that inflation basically eat their one year wage growth and the spy being at 723 means SHIT because stuff gets more expensive at faster pace? If you consider inflation, the market actually runs terrible. |
| Can we just give 🥭 to Iran and solve two birds with one stone? As they say a 🥭 in Iran beats two at home. |
| Look at any IPO ever and how often their share price increases from date. Majority of them stay stagnant or decrease at first.\n\nNow spaceX will probably be slightly different, I’d expect an immediate decrease in share price followed by people buying months later as a pure speculation play (they don’t have anything to show yet) |
| Vix over 9000 |
| Finally found some bull copium on fintwit. My puts are up big! |
| I’m worried about hitting those March lows |
| 🥭using these strikes to reset the clock on talks so he can REALLY get a good deal and give us the ceasefire pump of all pumps. Calls |
| Fuckers took my profits as their profits.. |
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| No moves I'm broke asf |
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| Imagine thinking you were gonna make it |
| Its too unknown what success even looks like, the only thing I have seen is that funding for buying other companies (not Tesla) could be Interesting, the multiple on a spac is not big though. It's just adding elon in the mix. For me it's future robotics linked to AI is the real win, he is just going to charge Tesla a fortune for compute in relation to Optimus robot xAI integration. Rockts will be background revenue imo. |
| Only MU earnings will save us now |
| 👏👏 |
| MSTR is a joke and Saylor is the only one buying his own shit. |
| !banbet SPY 650 \n\nJust for proof, I am confident I will not (most certainly will be) getting a ban soon. |
| For every Google or whatever that worked out, there's plenty of counter-examples where it hasn't worked out.\n\nLook at all these stocks that were great "buy and holds" for many years pre-2022 (with good financials and promising narratives)... until they weren't good buy-and-holds anymore and erased years worth of gains:\n\nCRM, NOW, ADBE, INTU, PYPL, RNG, TEAM, NKE, LULU, CMG, TTD, NVO, UNH, among others\n\n(Side note: Whether some of them might be good value picks right now to buy/hold after the beatings their stocks have taken, I'll leave for each individual to decide).\n\nAnd those tickers I mentioned suffered that fate in a bull market (and as the other poster mentioned, the post-2022 bull market probably never would have happened if it weren't for AI hype quickly pumping the market again and lifting other boats with it in the process). In a bear market, many more "just buy-and-hold" darling names will go from house of pleasure to house of pain. |
| Gold bulls are the weirdest fucking people, and I say that knowing full well there are 🌽 buyers in this sub |
| 🫡 |
| Very sneaky of you - asking a bunch of regards on r/wallstreetbets for advice so you can inverse them. |
| Thank you! I'm trying to be really careful not to give it all back - it's really easy to project wrong and then start making bigger and bigger purchases to get it back. \n\nIt's crazy, but this "market discipline" thing I keep hearing about might actually work |
| Not Hormuz the other one that the houthis could block |
| Please save me Koreabulls |
| It’s almost like the war in Iran matters or something… |
| I thought Iran didn't have a Navy, that it was sunk to the bottom of the ocean...🤔 |
| Its been dropping fot two years |
| post the hotline for gold bulls |
| Glad I bought calls |
| Wouldn't that be nice |
| I need you to stay away from anything tech related please, my portfolio already hurting enough this month. Maybe try some crypto instead so at least the damage stays contained there\n\n \nBeen tracking this weird pattern myself and it's like the market can smell when retail investors are about to make a move. Last week I bought in Tuesday morning and watched it tank 8% by Wednesday close. Sold Friday and suddenly it's green Monday, makes no sense at all |
| My HOOD puts are ITM😂 |
| LARGE SCALE ATTACK ON IRAN RIGHT NOW !!!! |
| Next few months are totally cooked for bols. No coming back from this. Wouldn't be surprised by atleast 20-30% correction on SPY/QQQ after this. |
| Wait till his broker updates... |
| bull markets will make anyone feel invincible. |
| Take my haaaand. |
| Will recover soon 🔜🫂 |
| Sad boy summer 🙁 |
| The Iran navy that was destroyied? |
| Oh lawd we drillin' |
| Tasnim: A petrochemical plant belonging to the South Pars Gas Complex in Assaluyeh was bombed. |
| Really? Was he anywhere near the delivery room? |
| am gonna do a revenge ban bet RDDT when am back |
| What’s the saying? If you owe 4,000 the bank owns you. If you owe 40,000,000,000, you own the bank.\n\nYou can add the enterprise value of the lender to Oracle once they hook up.\n\nVery very bullish. |
| Wait till earnings |
| The problem with comparing rklb to spacex is that spacex business model is heavy/big rockets and rklb deals with small/medium rockets. For this sole reason they are not really competitive - the same way apple is not a competitor to companies that produce radio stuff for police/military and same way companies that make yachts for New England people are not competitors of companies that make aircraft carriers |
| It’s so funny people think gold needs to bounce |
| Maybe I shouldn’t have sold those Friday expiry puts.. |
| completely retarded take |
| Can I join the war I'm 350 pounds 6'2 and on alot of meds |
| VOO and QQQ are officially meme stocks |
| I did not consent to this! |
| Ah sind point the market has to catch up with reality when it comes to oil |
| It’s already closed my friend, it never re-opened. |
| I completely forgot about this stock 😂 bought January 2024 watched my money double, held for too long and sold for like $200 profit |
| Goddamn |
| Sold by 🌽 at a loss so I can lose more on space x, then I will rotate to sndk and ride that down to $1000, then I will rotate to ETH, which will probably be flipped by hyperliquid soon |
| Ayo wtf is going on… we were going so great and then these past 2 weeks have been shit |
| No one knows man, why do you think so many people are talking about it. It could go either way - could get rich, could lose a lot. |
| Swapped out of VOO to buy NVDA at it’s peak is solid trade, you’ll be fine |
| Is mu ever going to see 1000 again? I feel stupid holding this shit now. Will spacex carry semis back up? |
| Look at a 10 year chart. Just look at that thing for a while… |
| Like he loves"the groceries?!" Such a beautiful word, groceries |
| 90bn revenue for 27 was known from q3 already, otherwise yea was very solid |
| I like turtles |
| Drill team six took months to come out of rehab. Glad they are back |
| Pretty brutal loss porn today |
| You just described the White House |
| It’s all we got these days 😂 |
| 2028 |
| Calls on Lockheed Martin |
| F |
| BREAKING: Clashes in the Strait of Hormuz between the IRGC Navy and the United States |
| I love the inflation (of my portfolio) |
| At least the Dow is above 50,000! |
| Bullish on puts can be a thing |
| You need to wait for the call, forgot how many days |
| In any group, 30% of people will ruin it for the rest |
| Volume today was almost 5x avg volume. Is it shorts covering or is it legit bear territory? |
| You already have a bet going - RDDT to 200.0 before 10-Jun-2026 09:27 PM -05 |
| Surviving lol |
| !banbet |
| 715 is the absolute bottom, IMO\n\nAnd yes, we hit another ATH before July |
| https://preview.redd.it/bu6yzfay2j6h1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=49b35212237dfce8977f2e5ccd50b70f1e2ed6b9\n\n |
| 😏😎🫡 |
| Honestly? Debatable. Does anyone really think he was a loving father who paid attention to his kids? Their nannies prob knew them better than he does. (Not that I'm judging. Eric and Don Jr. are hideous freaks; I wouldn't touch them either if I didn't have to) |
| JArvis, gape that hole. |
| Gold sprinting towards sub 4K |
| This time it wasn’t different |
| And reduces my buying power |
| You shot the cat??? |
| The great circle jerk. |
| Whenever you think you're having a bad week, browse what is happening with precious metals and remember it could be worse. |
| Don’t worry about your declining 401ks or gas prices. Just meditate at the “new” reflecting pool and get ready to watch UFC in the swamp. |
| I'll buy when the Qs close on the 50 day moving avg. I'll buy again at the 100 and 200, should we get there. |
| He is owning the libs with inflation. |
| Bears are coming out of hibernation. 7 years of tribulation, 4 horsemen of apocalypse, wars, famines, pandemic, economic collapse all emerging, because the market turned red.🦧 |
| 🥭 has puts |
| hmmmmm, that's a clean theory. i like it. |
| TWO MORE WEEKS |
| SPY algos finally believing the war noise.\n\nDrill team 6 has commenced. |
| And my futes continue deeper down into the abyss |
| Take it apart and clean it well with rubbing alcohol, let it dry for like a few days and reassemble |
| Only $1.5T on $20B revenue? That means it can easily go to $10T by end of week. |
| We now have Naval war |
| THE WAR HAS RESUMED.\n\n\n\n |
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| bomb bomb bomb iran |
| Go to therapy |