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| Shams Charania?? |
| I said the same thing and bought 160 shares. My only regret is not buying more. |
| LULU calls? Bro! |
| holy shit i almost had a heart attack |
| https://preview.redd.it/l4yf2psiglyg1.jpeg?width=280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a86e3ef6f169eca92ec7d1e49e3cc12fc8d9e5dc |
| Trump: I thought the stock market would go down by 25%. |
| https://preview.redd.it/o5oum07hglyg1.png?width=746&format=png&auto=webp&s=dc8613d6f46953027349eb5bff13c61890c9c192\n\n |
| LMAO 🤌 |
| Paint it red to make it go faster - some orc probably |
| Its an opportunity to buy it cheaper. Leaps on dips |
| Welcome to the casino retard |
| yeah your UVIX share price |
| sucking executive toes |
| When advanced money destroyer guides another flat quarter on Tuesday the market will kiss the ring |
| TIL from zerohedge: sellers only show up at the top 🤣 |
| That’s some quantum shit right there. You might have just made a fact |
| $leu & $vst |
| So they are going to earn $9 eps this year? How does that split out per quarter? |
| Ok that is the funniest thing |
| Not with that attitude |
| Fish head ass comment |
| He kind of looks like Woody from Toy Story |
| Quite a bold move to include calling your fish headed wife out in your lie |
| Cheers! |
| Bought 10,000 UVIX shares this afternoon. Something is going down this weekend. |
| Whole market pumping but your skilled enough to find the few dumping. |
| I’ve done that before and got hoed… hopefully it doesn’t happen to you🫡 |
| Found where Iran's been hiding those ICBMs |
| ebay huh |
| Elon has used up all his tricks and gimmicks and 1 time credits...Q2 will be a shit show lol. Position. $150p 1/27 |
| There is no way you're holding this position without a real thesis, right? RIGHT? |
| just become a 20 year old with 260k??? |
| Full porting 1$ fake meat calls |
| Buy sell put and collect the premium |
| Time to ride the wave? |
| bearposting on the daily thread is a humilliation ritual |
| No.. but I don't see an easy resolution for this conflict without Iran owning the Strait and bullying neighbors. And in the long run with these gas prices people with stop spending money on secondary things (AI, mag7 products etc) just an opinion |
| The stock is not the company, the company is not the stock |
| https://preview.redd.it/cecn90x4glyg1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=518f532bb2e6dac23ae25492f0c08bda82f4349a |
| but I can't drink like I used to |
| GAMESTOREEEE |
| Bro has puts on Semiconductors during the biggest compute power demand in history. What an idiot 🫵🤡 |
| Fuck it all in on 1$ fake meat calls |
| Up until 2 days ago, I hadn't thought about Nokia since about 1998.\n\nNow, after buying a fat wad of January calls, it's all I'm going to be able to think about for the next 8 months. |
| My current gf won't be happy with that, but I'll think about it |
| I feel like we keep reaching new levels of degeneracy. |
| This is heartbreaking |
| I just got notified of my IBKR account acceptance this morning! Good time to read something nice about it because that hoop jumping process took a fucking week |
| I've made the mistake to use Duolingo for learning languages but it's gamification and monetization went way over the roof (even for Premium users). They made learning slower so you pay longer for the same content. Shit app and shit company. |
| Gamestonk the time is now |
| Fraid not |
| Mu about to wreck me for 3rd time lol |
| It’s my birthday today. |
| Or you ate waaaay too much nuts… |
| like every other app???? |
| Ebay offer? |
| Tf you buying dude? Stick to the trend |
| Are you friends with the guy who bought 50k 0DTE SQQQ Calls?\n\n |
| Puts it is! |
| Game store bitches!!!! |
| I don’t got this „Little Brown guy“ thing, while watching this foto - is there any reason to describe him that way ? |
| Ok thank you for patiently answering the questions. Appreciate it. |
| Let me know when your next move is. I'll inverse it |
| GameStop buying eBay lmaooo\n\nSqueeze is real |
| blowing off the top before heading lower? All those trapped bulls... |
| Reddit's earnings will grow at least 2.5x over the next 12 months, making P/E 44.9/2.5 = 18. The forward P/E by analysts is conservative and uninformed, as they're older people who may not use Reddit and don't know how big it is. |
| Had it at 27 saw it go to 50 didn’t sell. Saw it drop to 20. This time I got out at 59. I was too scared to see it drop again. |
| r/DeadBedrooms |
| The gimp is a steadfast self starter who thrives on taking no for an answer |
| Hahaha \n\nI meant from my view |
| **Me with my son in the future:**\n\nSon: Hey dad, why did mom name my sister 'Rose' \n\nMe: Because your mom loves roses \n\nSon: Thanks Dad \n\nMe: You're welcome, Jerome Powell |
| Meta you worthless fuck |
| lol 😆 |
| Do you own or drive a Tesla? Genuinely curious.\n\nI do, and I have FSD. Terrified to use that shit because it comes to a dead stop in certain intersections next to my home. |
| She’s hot tbh |
| You man |
| Made a fuck ton when POET spiked last week and got out before the crash. Not touching it again 😅 |
| Left sir |
| I thought by now they wouldn’t give a shit anymore… |
| Looks like the average Londoner |
| Puts or call |
| Holding my $250 calls |
| This damn slander case is pure gold. I’m convinced the guy is a redditor trying to feed the algo |
| The weekend thread is a bunch of pissed off Gen X bros isn’t it just go drink and try again next week |
| 🤣🤣 |
| Apparently new lore just dropped\nhttps://nypost.com/2026/04/30/business/bombshell-jpmorgan-sex-harassment-suit-that-went-viral-branded-complete-fabrication-as-john-doe-accuser-unmasked/ |
| Nvda will be 275 by Sept |
| I also have been enjoying Margin in an unhealthy amount. Cheers matey |
| You might be asexual, dude. |
| That's just an internet thing sex isn't real |
| Where's that one guy tracking the top 2026 picks for this sub and YTD returns? I think we're up! |
| How do you kill that which has no life |
| https://preview.redd.it/ymudkvtgflyg1.png?width=4880&format=png&auto=webp&s=278476257444c33097faa13388f026921459639c |
| there's already so much value being created from AI, it's just the reddit classic anti-circle jerk of anything mainstream that's questioning AI.\n\nGoogle literally just said that 75% of their code is written by AI. Think about how much more productive employees can be if they don't need to spend hours writing code, worrying about syntax, reading documentation, etc. Or unfortunately, think about how many less employees companies will need. Honestly, AI is pretty good at replacing entry level college grad level work.\n\nOn the consumer side, claude is already so helpful - its helped me with so many random tasks/asks (verifying my taxes, helping me understand the stock market better, coming up with fitness plans, etc). You can literally understand so much with it in a short amount of time. |
| 2035 |
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| \n**User Report**| | | |\n:--|:--|:--|:--\n**Total Submissions** | 10 | **First Seen In WSB** | 7 years ago\n**Total Comments** | 1941 | **Previous Best DD** | \n**Account Age** | 8 years | | \n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| You either die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become a goyim. |
| This is retaded |
| This was me when Nvida was at $200 before the stock split and rise during the pandemic. I had like 100 shares. |
| Uhh who is this supposed to be? |
| https://nypost.com/2026/04/30/business/bombshell-jpmorgan-sex-harassment-suit-that-went-viral-branded-complete-fabrication-as-john-doe-accuser-unmasked/\n\n\nShare your thoughts, asshole |
| \n**User Report**| | | |\n:--|:--|:--|:--\n**Total Submissions** | 1 | **First Seen In WSB** | just now\n**Total Comments** | 0 | **Previous Best DD** | \n**Account Age** | 5 years | | \n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| Is he back? |
| Xpeng. |
| It’s crazy that this is actually a real photo they found on her work computer |
| https://preview.redd.it/n6d60yddflyg1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7e518d3d314fe3165f9b8d83e9b5578953d85381 |
| Tsla needs to add a category to ev deliveries: bought by spaceX |
| eBay sigh |
| BEKEEEEEEEEEEND |
| OP: I made money\n\n\n\n\nRegards: YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG |
| shorting btc for possible bad weekend iran news and dump |
| **Ban Bet Created:** **/u/GetsOffToArmpits** bet **MSFT** goes from **412.77** to **440.0** before **08-May-2026 05:22 PM EDT**\n\nTheir record is 1 wins and 4 losses.\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| Its the same people who believed JetBlue was the better decision and voted for $0 return in the process. Oh well, they never learn greed does not always go there way. |
| !banbet MSFT 440 7d |
| https://preview.redd.it/bs9owdraflyg1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b1d84ca85e257360252c505834b2378708b57b41 |
| Would be more fitting if the gimp suit was red, like your books. Sorry my dude. |
| Absolutely devastating news, I have flown Spirit so many times over the past ten years. If you didn't bring a bag aboard, no other airline came close to their prices. |
| I can admit I am retarded as fuck and need chatGPT to think for me and even I know buying puts on INTC is guaranteed anal destruction |
| NFLX you suck |
| I'm thinking the same. You have a strike/expiry you're eyeing? |
| mods please nuke this disturbing shid thank you |
| If you just bought the stock - you would be much better off. |
| Learning some leveraged finance for whorna |
| TSLA 450 wen? |
| NVDA cratering next week or one last attempt at ATH, for old times' sake? |
| No online subscriptions and I’m in no groups. I just use think or swim from my phone. X is good to see some thoughts about different stocks to stay up to date and maybe shout out a stock idea I wasn’t thinking of but it can give you also a ton of terrible info. I typically like to follow accounts that give statistics and I make my decisions based on some of those. I generally can discern important stats from not important stats and I always know what’s happening around the world and the news flow and what “needs” to happen to make my \npositions go higher |
| Which of these is gonna 10x my $1k options play |
| sell this shit and buy semiconductors |
| Fish heads, fish heads \nRoly-poly fish heads \nFish heads, fish heads \nEat them up, yum\n\nFish heads, fish heads \nRoly-poly fish heads \nFish heads, fish heads \nEat them up, yum\n\nIn the morning, laughing, happy fish heads \nIn the evening, floating in the soup\n\nAsk a fish head anything you want to \nThey won't answer, they can't talk\n\nI took a fish head out to see a movie \nDidn't have to pay to get it in\n\nThey can't play baseball, they don't wear sweaters \nThey're not good dancers, they don't play drums\n\nRoly-poly fish heads are never seen drinking cappuccino \nIn Italian restaurants with Oriental women \nYeah\n\nAsk a fish head anything you want to \nThey won't answer, they can't talk\n\nAsk a fish head anything you want to \nThey won't answer, they can't talk |
| Alleged quote from the woman. Now appears that dude in the picture just made that up. |
| You don’t get hired for jobs like that when you need money.\n\nJPOW has more money than he knows what to do with. |
| Do people actually enjoy sex or is that just a meme? |
| Fish heads, fish heads \nRoly-poly fish heads \nFish heads, fish heads \nEat them up, yum\n\nFish heads, fish heads \nRoly-poly fish heads \nFish heads, fish heads \nEat them up, yum\n\nIn the morning, laughing, happy fish heads \nIn the evening, floating in the soup\n\nAsk a fish head anything you want to \nThey won't answer, they can't talk\n\nI took a fish head out to see a movie \nDidn't have to pay to get it in\n\nThey can't play baseball, they don't wear sweaters \nThey're not good dancers, they don't play drums\n\nRoly-poly fish heads are never seen drinking cappuccino \nIn Italian restaurants with Oriental women \nYeah\n\nAsk a fish head anything you want to \nThey won't answer, they can't talk\n\nAsk a fish head anything you want to \nThey won't answer, they can't talk |
| how is it a good thing? all those things used to be included in the price, and now they nickel and dime you for everything or force you to get the CC to avoid it |
| Lmao\n\nThere is gonna be no collapse \n\nTsla is going to $3000 in 10 years |
| when u have a sand dick, it needs to get rinsed |
| BREAKING: Iran is open to renegotiating if US willing to swap Intel shares for uranium |
| Holy shit you're regarded |
| https://preview.redd.it/muahgjl5flyg1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5e86ab82a39efb81b59523d79270336c60894645 |
| Yes, you are. |
| Fair call, you can retire with that money today |
| They legally need someone in those seats. You also have to be over 18 and speak English. So if no one had paid for them they’d offer them for free around 30 minutes prior to boarding. But you had to be within earshot of the gate attendant and it’s first come first serve. |
| https://preview.redd.it/0wqq4v93flyg1.jpeg?width=1387&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9dfae162a8c1c8800b03e87128249226a7e87427 |
| This bullshit has been feeling so rigged in the last weeks, makes me want to try forex 🤡 |
| Lmfao |
| Good. Shut it down. |
| What dte and strike? I’m eyeing some |
| Say the full word. Give those **cannons** the respect they deserve. |
| Dress for the job you want, not the job you have. |
| Iran getting oil to 200 is really not that hard u don't even need to use all ur leverage. Get to work |
| $500M was never enough to keep the turd a float and was never going to get passed. |
| How long are you guys going to go on like this for though? When are you gonna get a job |
| Damn, poor mf's mouth was too small to satisfy her |
| https://preview.redd.it/93ztm650flyg1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0f892acdde94195e2c3fe86045d0cfd8cd188b49 |
| Every time I say SNDK can't keep going up like this, it proves me wrong. I missed the boat. |
| Pretty eyes |
| How did the moron get so high up in finance? I don’t understand how these people float to the top. |
| Ooo, you’re a dev too! True, they are degens, but some of them make more money than we probably will our entire lifetimes with some of these crazy trades 😂 |
| **OP - But your friend looks like his half brother**\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/ardb8b1yelyg1.jpeg?width=4096&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=99e63b5a62532c69b23fb307cad65841948d1699 |
| Fish head |
| I was just making a joke after your comment about everyone hating on anything close to ai, hope you are able to find humor in it. Have a good weekend! |
| I no longer believe him |
| The Tesla collapse will make generational wealth |
| Good. Fuck those pesky radical green cars |
| In the US they are a double tax. Once on the consumer buying the goods. Then again on the taxpaying population that has to pay back the company for the tariffs even though the consumer paid the fee |
| This is satire right |
| Guess Who? character lookin ass |
| if she started an onlyfans right now she'd make more money in 24 hours than she has in her entire banking career |
| Highkey just book the middle seats by the exit door. Extra leg room for a tall guy like me for only like, $40-$60 bucks. Since I’m not travelling with family baggage prices we’re still below all airlines. I don’t need the in flight entertainment when I can download shows to my phone and watch, or just read like a peon. The people weren’t even that bad, I don’t know what everyone’s going on about.\n\nHopefully the next city I go to has Frontier because Spirit was everywhere and giving me good prices. |
| Idk about his wife but he does have fish eyes |
| The opposite actually. I was the ultimate freeloader baby that had to be induced because she wouldn't go into labor. I was also over 10lbs. |
| WTF? |
| :C I'm afraid I'll have to pass this one out |
| My avg is 88k |
| Never work hard at your job. No one gives a fuck. |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/oldprecision made a bet that MSFT would go to 450.0 within **1 week** when it was 424.22 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 1 wins and 8 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| Is there any solution? If USA leaves then Iran will take over the strait, tax oil tankers and bully neighbors.. they for sure want to be paid for the infrastructure damage |
| Absolute king |
| damn you belong here. You got over 10 mill play with 2 mil and use the rest to never work again. |
| Get a girlfriend |
| Someone save this for later |
| Yes why not just give him a kippah too? |
| When you follow the right stocks but you didn’t participate because of whatever reasons, you feel like shit even more than not knowing anything at all |
| Why do so many boomers think working hard at the age of 60 is a flex? The idea is to stop working as soon as possible..... |
| Still pretty darn close. Nice shooting. |
| How is forward PE in the teens |
| 💀🤌 |
| I saw what you did here \nMind blowing, maybe not just the mind tho |
| You need to pick better women |
| did u scratch my brand new computer monitor you motherfucker |
| Same, these are so good haha |
| girls were looking for a \*man\* in finance smh |
| https://preview.redd.it/x056aq3pelyg1.png?width=680&format=png&auto=webp&s=893f46e7cbfa059b5b670457948c2bf9ea045e06\n\n |
| That cant be, it should be 250k-300k for banking regulator agencies. |
| No! I have kids and I am married silly |
| Hell nah! That maybe just be the reflection of your mirror |
| This is out sourced to some contractor not in the US. JP Morgan would never personally dirty their hands destroying someone’s character. |
| The collapse will glorious. $200 leap puts btw |
| Lmao came here to say that, woody looking ass |
| Just enough to take a picture of lambo. |
| Dayum |
| You guys? Don't lump me in with these degens. I'm just here for the memes. |
| Dogs dies from old age a few years ago\n\nShe mentioned something about going out for milk, but I honestly wasn't listening |
| still can't beat lehman's DICK FULD LMAO |
| Exactly. I'm still trying to wrap my head around Carvana being worth more than Volkswagen, BMW, Mercedes, GM, Ford, you name it. |
| Niceee, have a few 415c contracts for 06/5 myself but still holding. |
| U write like the bot does |
| Hope so, my 725 calls would be very happy |
| Def amino acid level of poor planning with this guy. I haven’t seen much but did dude really expect to make up random stuff on year 2026 with no receipts ? |
| 730 Monday? |
| You smelled his balls? |
| Actually so fucking true tho |
| Was expecting him to be some 6'5" finance bro Adonis till I heard about it all being fabricated. |
| Where did you find this picture of me? |
| Seek help immediately |
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| Still can't believe JPow literally put his dick on the table and said "I'm not fucking leaving" Wolf of Wall St style. \n\nGonna tell my grandkids I was there when that happened! |
| Sorry to abuse your niceness in answering instead of the typical snarky response, so I have some more questions.\n\nWhat platform do you use to screen breakouts etc ? Do you have like a full Bloomberg terminal or using an online subscription of some kind ? My broker, Saxo, is absolute shit for research, won’t even give me real time market data. \n\nDo you automate some part of the research such as which sectors to enter based on some signals that get flagged, or is it just a personal interest/hunch and you just keep checking the charts? |
| No one’s going to buy a EV car for that reason only. \nThis gas price hike is “Transitory” |
| Then get the fuck out ya simple minded cunt. |
| You’re a fucking genius |
| Nah I’m confident to say that we lots look better |
| why would anyone buy bitcoin above 78k. it's obvious this shit always falls |
| Jamie Dimon prmaxxing jp Morgan chase |
| You gotta be quick to take someone down a peg or two, especially if they carried you in their womb for 9 months. \n\nWait who am I kidding all y'all mfers were definitely preemies, so 7 months tops. |
| Bommer ahh take, tesla➡️600 EOY |
| People still follow that? I thought it was dinosaur tech |
| Well of course this would happen to him, look how he’s dressed. |
| There ain't no way, it all makes so much more sense now 💀😭\n\nThat lady was done dirty frfr |
| Why are there so many bullies on WSB? And no, not that kind of bull. Im talking piece of shit type of bully |
| This is the most British looking Indian man I've ever seen |
| All the dumbass contrarian genuises in here playing against my poet just made it nice and cheap for the new etf to buy up the required shares, oh and i might have added a few thousand too 🤭 |
| Yes I did 🫡 |
| Imagine this guy in tears after his birthday bj 🤣 |
| Where is the loss porn, we’ve been waiting all day |
| has this guy actually looked at the numbers they posted i fucking hate RDDT but that morning dip was an easy buy |
| This guy didn’t know how good he had it… |
| Yet you are still here |
| He ate too many crayons growing up . |
| Wen sugar momma exploit me |
| > 19pe\n\nWhat are you smoking? |
| His tears during his bj were probably tears of joy… |
| It’s called JP Morgan damage control which will be likely an out sourced division of PR. |
| Nobody likes to pay commission like a regard |
| At least his balls don't smell like curry |
| You are seeking rationality in the stock market? |
| NOK’s CEO is named Justin Hotard. I’m not sure we’ve ever had a better CEO name to work with. |
| https://preview.redd.it/rjgpk5j8elyg1.jpeg?width=700&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=42e45e1bfadcde7cd6abc38fa48e6d9524207456 |
| Damn he held through the correction |
| I have an upcoming flight with them in 2 weeks. Ugh |
| There gotta be some options on the line, here. |
| I've been saying that for weeks... |
| Couldn’t handle the cannons. Sad |
| all in TSLA. It tanks.. leaves and buys NVDA. It tanks.. |
| Hope it does! |
| regard* |
| He seriously looks retarded |
| Sure go balls deep on the company up 400% can’t go tits up |
| https://preview.redd.it/wvjw3yr4elyg1.jpeg?width=225&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aea07a7a20e35e80c18b0bee6dd9eaf411934473 |
| he looks like a fish head |
| Debt forgiveness! |
| Inspector Ga… Gadg… Inspector Notgonnaworkhereanymore |
| Birthday BJ? |
| A 400 pe with declining margins vs a 19pe with 100% yoy growth?? Lol. Tesla will eventually go to $50 tbh |
| https://preview.redd.it/zw4587s3elyg1.jpeg?width=350&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6710599898f744384e51175045ffeb17aa11d3cc |
| There he is, gods favorite brown boy |
| Are we sure she didnt refer to him as being fish headed? |
| bro looks like tung tung sahur |
| Will wake you up when September ends |
| You tell the Sbux barista that you're giving every person in there their most caloriffic drink and a slice of their heaviest cake, thus increasing the total addressable market for Lilly. |
| what 650? bellow 600 else ill sideline till i die |
| Maybe I'll look into their semis. All I own for semis now is INTC |
| I can’t post shit and here is this bs. This sub is weird man |
| Even tho pic is not real (so I’ve heard) putting a body to the face pic ain’t hard. She def a baddie. |
| His face is so oval |
| You can already buy the spectacles as a developer. Been out for years, this will be the consumer ready product |
| Why didn’t anyone pump this to try to rescue them |
| Lmao |
| Can someone fill me in |
| A. You’re not proving a point with this question.\n\nB. Mercedes-Benz makes the only car with level 3 self driving.\n\nTesla is the leading car manufacturer in deaths of occupants per mile driven. Any arguments about how revolutionary and safe FSD is are destroyed by statistics. FSD is a neat gimmick. Nothing more. |
| Not a good company. Corporate welfare case. |
| Finally, some representation |
| On a scale of 1-10 ... 10 I would smash and be her Lil bitch boy to rake in the profits then just once the savings is right and she drained the ol love sacks one last time. |
| Why didn’t anyone pump this to try to rescue them |
| no korea is really mainly for semi plays |
| Does your character have a fish head wife? |
| Guy looks ai generated. Im convinced this is some sort of banking psyop |
| No, he actually makes money with his portfolio |
| Lmao |
| Put him in a Wendy’s uniform and you’ve got something. |
| Crypto dumps as always. shit never holds gains. |
| > but for that price I would've stood\n\nbrb going to buy Spirit out of bankruptcy and turn it into a standing-room-only airline |
| One of the quotes from the lawsuit was, “Birthday BJ for the brown boy? My little brown boy”. It helps to have that context. |
| Will there be free blowjobs? |
| now comes the weekend crypto dump. |
| False allegations like these are a huge setback for the countless men in finance who are sexually harassed by their hot bosses with huge cans |
| No no, I mean like how much cash to keep around for red days on individual equities.\n\nAgreed, for reg index portfolio, 80-20 equities-bonds is probably good if young, with cash on side like you said. The bonds also help you buy more stocks when they’re down via rebalancing |
| Euros gonna tariff us back? Or too weak? |
| To make money I guess? Have you seen the Nvda chart recently? |
| Sell higher??? \n\n\nGoddiggitydammit, why didn't it think of that?! |
| Holy right cannon |
| I haven't dipped my toe into Korea yet. They got any space plays? I'm a space man |
| And who is this amazing mentor so we may also be mentored by them for big gains ?\n\nInstead, will you be my mentor ? |
| Wtf are people buying tsla over nvda?? Seriously lol |
| In March 2013 I bought $9100.00 of NVDA. In 2016 I sold it for over 50,000 to open a small business. The business never made me more than 40k profit a year with thousands of hours into it. Things happen. Iirc with all the splits and total gains that 9100.00 is nearing 2 million. |
| Y’all need to let this go |
| Our little brown boy |
| Spirit not getting bailed out.. looking right through the soul of Ken Griffin.. can’t convince me otherwise |
| I don't usually say regard with a "t" but when I do I make sure it's directed at dum bers LMAO 🤌 |
| That's half of JP Morgans staff |
| Bought some NVDA calls at close for earnings. Engage 💎 hands |
| https://preview.redd.it/9g9egchndlyg1.jpeg?width=1086&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c46e9432bea27c50681499862e3c565d64fabb85 |
| The worst thing that could have happened was the easy W in Venezuela |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/TheRealMattClark made a bet that RDDT would go to 140.0 within **1 day** when it was 160.216 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 0 wins and 1 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| Look at WSB falling for JP Morgan's PR campaign |
| You must be using robinhood and/or trading 0dtes? |
| J pow was only making 191k a year? Obviously nothing to scoff at but that for the head of the reserve? Holy underpaid |
| Same T&C as the pre-orders for the 🥭phones? |
| jealous that IBKR has korean stocks but neither schwab nor hood does |
| Catch the falling knife into the dead cat bounce into the 10x call, touchdown |
| Yeah I fucked myself selling calls on my PBR shares lol rip |
| I wouldn’t be buying new positions here. I’d still hold my current positions but I would not buy personally. If I bought anything it MIGHT be lagging semi’s like marvel was and then it shot up 100% last month. I regret not doing that. That’s just because the options are so expensive now. I typically like being early and buying low while options or kind of cheap or buying on breakouts. |
| NVDA getting ready to moon. |
| https://preview.redd.it/istxba2ldlyg1.jpeg?width=1206&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8868b1bc6dd5fbc490041bf0af0787192732f2fa |
| Daddy likes leather |
| def a mod |
| You can almost hear "options are free money" through the pic |
| # TACO BUENO |
| Did she take the dog too? |
| I think a lot of people would if the tech is as good as they’re promising. As much as we stare at our phones on a daily basis, you mine as we’ll mount it on your face 🤌 |
| I have this under my wants in my dating profile |
| How the fuck did you get my pic? |
| Def made up and she will come after his ass figuratively with a big fat cannon lawsuit |
| MEME\n\nMEME\n\nMEME\n\nMEME \n\nthis sub is fucking garbage |
| Dw you just need one more tweet by Monday |
| Does your character have huge cannons? |
| How can you not be bullish on AI after seeing this |
| My wife went out for the weekend and left me with the kids\n\nDoes anyone want to come over? \n\nIt will be the best weekend ever! Except I ain't getting laid! |
| Pow straight in the 🅱️erussy |
| Need someone to teach me covered calls and puts. Standard calls are really the only thing I know how to trade |
| Nope. Not going anywhere |
| Well yeah, finance is usually boring \n\n |
| Why the long face? |
| Msft back down cause I bought a leap |
| Last comment or post from OP aside from this is over a year ago. Who is this guy and why are bots showing me his image? |
| https://preview.redd.it/ah7phdmfdlyg1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=651b5d0e38d370275ffbd8e26c64ffe1d65a8ce1 |
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| What's the meaning of "tbc"? |
| He looks like he sucks toes |
| https://preview.redd.it/5oq4trmedlyg1.png?width=301&format=png&auto=webp&s=53f152565e2a802a1ee8621c0993fee081a24dfa |
| Jobs not finished. I’ll do that at 500k. LLY position is still open too |
| I genuinely hate the feeling I’m getting from seeing all this green on your screen |
| Dumping Merrill Edge and moving to IBKR was the right move. Way more trading freedom and higher margin limits. Fuck Merrill |
| Tariffs are taxes for the country that sets them. |
| I do think a big part of it is cause you guys use options like they’re candy 💀 , at least shares you have a chance to get your money back |
| He probably thinks Robinhood is setting the price of stocks in his app |
| I know just the gal to run it! |
| https://preview.redd.it/6zjedufcdlyg1.png?width=922&format=png&auto=webp&s=fd2ca0cd033a7eb4165a50c062d7d594324efa3b |
| Blowout RDDT earnings—680% (7.8x) earnings growth!\n\nRDDT's P/E is down to a measly (for such a growth rate) 45; fP/E is in the teens. Share price could double in a few months 🚀🚀🚀 |
| I took one look at him and knew it was bullshit 😂 no woman wants this guy, let alone cares enough to manipulate him for sex |
| Only if you time the two dollar downturn that happens for only 10 minutes at one point next week. Other than that, forget about it. |
| https://preview.redd.it/ap3cg6pbdlyg1.jpeg?width=647&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1c2c07d50edaa1b80577f1e88b30480753c282aa |
| Not really my thing, I'd rather just try my best to be a really good trader and let the P&L speak for itself. |
| I dont think he is ugly at all but he is the type of secretly greasy person in office who would think of his coworkers breasts as cannons. And imagining being enslaved sexually by her. |
| “CANONS TO THE LEFT OF THEM” |
| True, how much are you gunning for early retirement? Tbh I’ve concluded step 1 is what you’re saying, a lot easier to get rich once you’re retired early and your time is free every day\n\nHonestly doing the index fund route thing takes foreeeever, maybe I’m just impatient and the big wins here don’t help whatsoever |
| So he’s right at home here then |
| Got a call from E*Trade because they think I am retarded for trading 0 dte options on SNDK. I made money so… |
| 7 straight profitable quarters and cash on hand say you have no clue what you’re talking about |
| I was just about to buy a Shambo and a Furlari. Guess not. |
| Why the long face? |
| Like a fish head |
| https://preview.redd.it/frjmtpp6dlyg1.jpeg?width=983&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bbdbfb970d2f10692633e7cb206b53656adbda94\n\nMe telling her to please stop |
| If anyone knows how to use ai keywords to confuse boomers is elon |
| Spy 730 by premarket |
| is this our brown boy? |
| That's not brown |
| you can't convince me this dude's face isn't just AI slop. |
| Tip $100 for each person there. You made $100k |
| i guessed sandick would hit 1200 after that earnings dump on tomorrow thread, was off by 12 at close 😒 |
| Looks like the type of dude who would be married to a fish head with no cannons |
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| four roses small batch tn, i think my fav of the regular bourbons that are in every store |
| Didn't even knew about Opay since they have MiniPay as their own product. Anyway good browser, plenty of revenues to be made in and around the browser context. I'm already in opra |
| How many of you silly asses are still in cash waiting for SPY 650? |
| There is definitely a PR firm involved in this. |
| We'll get to that later 📈 |
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| Blowout RDDT earnings—680% (7.8x) earnings growth!\n\nRDDT's P/E is down to a measly (for such a growth rate) 45; fP/E is in the teens. Share price could double in a few months 🚀🚀🚀 |
| Because we would have no memes or discussion beyond screaming about shorts, Ken Griffin, mayo, NFTs and DRS.\n\nWe wouldn't have nana. |
| I wonder if she called him woody and put a cowboy hat on his head. |
| Anyone else notice how the loss posts are getting worse? |
| I just sold all my gains and paid off over 50k of student debt. I have failed you all. |
| this is the whitest brown guy ever |
| I wonder what his wife looks like? |
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| Infiltrated the sofi sub before earnings and made money on easy puts. Don't know what I want this week |
| I’m in this picture and I don’t like it. |
| Laszlo bought 2 pizzas for 10,000 BTC |
| Do you think semis memory etc are overbought now or still room to grow warranting the risk? I bought gold and silver at the top so a bit scarred from that and completely missed out on the moves in mu Sandisk amd intel etc. holding S&P but hoping there’s still some other plays to help me make some gains |
| Would you buy those? be honest |
| He's also been described as socially awkward. Sounds like a total McLovin fantasy |
| Last weekend, I was a geopolitical expert. This weekend, I'm an expert on sexual harassment law. |
| Not how the fed works sped boy |
| Makes sense now. I experienced something similar in a metal trade once, I was holding bronze calls, but the bid-ask spread was extremely wide, with sellers placing orders significantly away from market price. |
| Buy 19-24 and then when it runs up 25-30 just sell. If it goes past 30 then happy days. |
| That man has seen some cannons |
| Are you doing nietszche? Was that your nietszche? |
| Lmfao |
| I have a $20 average on my intel stock the problem is that I dumped 95% of it at 35 |
| Bers, prepare for exponential opening of anooses in the coming days |
| https://preview.redd.it/03qd5wwtclyg1.jpeg?width=554&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3717d7ea04d32511c309428abeffb50b65b66bff |
| So did we start the one last irrational push before Japan sends us off a cliff when they hike rates? |
| That's my WIFE you're talking about man! |
| Rumor has it snap spectacles will finally be available for pre-order as soon as next month.. |
| Can it be 420 instead pls |
| Bro was down 275k on the day but still up 30k on the week, wtaf |
| All meme stocks here |
| Tbf this is an obv pump and dump and they’d be stupid not to take advantage of it |
| Fabrinet has been very good for me! |
| I thought I turn genius yesterday, no still regarded |
| https://preview.redd.it/csjek45qclyg1.png?width=301&format=png&auto=webp&s=53108ef4acbc76f9e19af1bcb0b76a93a8f9fad9 |
| One can read anything (actually we should read everything!). But internalizing the ideas is a different topic. |
| why dont you want to flex on the peasant on your steed? |
| > This might be the worst yolo I’ve ever seen.\n\nI don't disagree. |
| Yes so lambos and Ferraris impacted. Most German cars are produced in US and MX |
| The wording of his accusations would confirm that |
| Well start being our insider and GIVE US YOUR PLAYS DAWGGG |
| When did I say anything bad about someone else’s habits or hobbies? So easily offended |
| I might goon to this later ngl |
| The Waffle House of the air |
| Did some more investigation on JP Morgan exec and can confirm those are definitely canons 👁️🫦👁️ |
| Wow, a whole 8k. Im not sure what you are actually trying to show here. but it looks like you made a whole 4%....? \nWas this like a day trade? or like you held long time and $HOOD screwed you? \nOHHHH you are saying you paper handed leaps?!?!?! |
| This would legit work. |
| GameStop |
| Seemed like a pretty sweet gig for that guy. Not sure what he’s so upset about. |
| Oh 🅱️omeo, oh 🅱️omeo |
| I’ve only ever flown Delta, we’ve had sky lounge access since I was a baby so it’s just a family preference thing so I’ve genuinely never had a bad flight lol I couldn’t imagine |
| Wait did he just raised tariffs on EU cars? 🤡🤡 |
| Son, it’s time for you to learn where baby come from\n\nBaby come from JP Morgan promotions |
| That's why I'm long HOOD...\n\n |
| And we are not even past halftime, the pain for bers is only getting started LMAO 🤌 |
| I think thats called the Oil condor? |
| I ask again. Name one other car company that does anything close. |
| Straight out of the board game Guess Who? |
| Yeah but trumps aim at pharma’s margins is exactly the kind of thing that will impact doximitys growth.. \nif they already own 80% of the physicians they need to get more revenue per doctor, which directly means more marketing budget for big pharma |
| Speaking of that; [this](https://xcancel.com/Polymarket/status/2050075490686501269) is how he actually looks btw, explains why the story sounds like some bs made up by some high school fringe loser. Unless the lady has a fetish for retards that look like a brown Inspector Gadget, dude probably made it up to try and hustle JPM for money |
| Iran should try giving Trump a nobel peace prize 🏆 |
| I bought some because the only thing stupider than OP being right is me being wrong by thinking it'll tank. The stupidest scenario tends to prevail. \n\nI bet they'll mention AI on their call and shoot it to the moon. |
| You won’t get rich overnight but you can retire early. That’s my game. |
| RDDT is so memey that it's ending today at one **six-seven** |
| Imagine reading Nietszche. Sounds like he’s speaking from a damn soapbox in the town square or some shit. I can stomach a lot of shit but not nietszche |
| Gets you closer than getting your ass kicked at the casino over and over. |
| Crazy how this place keeps getting spammed about this from accounts that have never posted here |
| His face looks like he's a retard down to the chromosome. |
| Pro tip. Most of the biggest american companies have tsx .to stock representatives that are usualy like 1/10 the price. But the options arent nearly as active so i usually wouldnt recommend it, the spreads too far |
| Getting horny weekend thread vibes. It happens some weekends. |
| Green on my screen |
| Why anyone is buying anything to hold over the weekend is beyond me |
| Dude had a good thing going, now look at him, back to being a virgin like all of us. |
| 🤣🤣 |
| My losers canceled out my winners. Sold some covered calls and that’s all folks |
| I didn’t but it’s okay |
| Thanks gonna be hard in the defamation case if it turns out the lawsuit is a lie 😭 |
| Who is WSB? |
| We’ll start our own bank! With blackjack and hooters! |
| Went from 50k to 150k this week on SBUX and LLY. Tomorrow I’ll go to Starbucks, order a coffee, and tip $50. How do I thank Lilly? 🤣 |
| what are you regard bols on about the market's down |
| TSLA dealership |
| Is Tesla FSD cool? Yes. Is Tesla FSD a neat gimmick that doesn’t fundamentally change travel? Also yes. Shit ain’t worth $1.3 Trillion. |
| **MARRY ME 🅱️ULIET YOU'LL NEVER HAVE TO BE ALONE**\n\n**I LOVE YOU AND**\n\n# THAT'S\n\nALL I REALLY KNOW!!!\n\nWho the fuck schedules a meeting this late on a fucking Friday man this is stupid and I hate it |
| Okay SURELY buying puts at this level will yield big profits. SURELY RIGHT?! |
| Past performance does not guarantee future results |
| I ain’t done with you by a long shot. You hear me hillbilly boy? |
| Depends on how aggressive you wanna be. Do like 70% securities, 20% fixed income, 10% cash. Make regular deposits. |
| How many contracts? I’m not familiar with this brokerage so I can’t tell |
| I get where your concern comes from now. I remember hearing about an options trader on Twitter who recently went from $300 to $300,000 to zero. Nonexistent risk management.\n\nThe private equity world is fascinating but I never really got into it. If you happen to be in the US, let's grab a beer! I'll be flying all around the country pretty soon. |
| bears the final leg of a late cycle bull market is usually the most vicious i hope this helps |
| And people say the data centers arent worth it |
| Bupropion |
| I am really begging to take profits… get back in with 10% if you want to keep going, but don’t risk it. This is more than diamond hands, this is platinum hands |
| Futures only go up, old man |
| It all started when I found Nietszche in the self help section at Barnes and noble. Next day i fullported 2% OTM SPY calls. |
| The secret is only being bearish for short periods of time. Usually less than a day. |
| It is yes |
| Yes please short it bro what could possibly go wrong, just don’t zoom out into weekly and god forbid the monthly |
| Eh at the time hitting $1k was an unimaginable dream that somehow happened, everyone was blown away, taking profits seemed super reasonable. People were calling it tulip mania and calling people idiots if they didn't sell, "it's worthless, get your money out before it goes back to 0!!!!" |
| Poet just added to an etf 🤔 |
| https://preview.redd.it/469wgcjxblyg1.png?width=346&format=png&auto=webp&s=b8ff35bb2a2bda7e5f700b2d582f59d3e0ddb36e\n\n |
| What else you invested in, boss? Tryna copy your moves 🔥 not laughing emojis from me you're the man |
| He'll try to do something about the NACHO trade over the weekend, and will fail. |
| Lorna cannons 15 minutes of fame has to be ranked in the top 50 . easily |
| Imagine doing anything else |
| All head no brains. |
| this is an illness |
| Wow, that’s a lot of emotion for what is basically just you having a bad time online. You looked for validation, got roasted, and now you’re acting like it’s the death of creativity. Lmao. |
| https://preview.redd.it/18r64ulublyg1.jpeg?width=772&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=38210215b9b67ce9d60cbc7824f878f168fe8a91\n\nToday’s entertainment brought to you by the word Cannons |
| Cheapest stock in semis will crash the market? Okayyyyy |
| They basically said you have to conduct some actual study to justify tariffs. You can’t wake up one day and TACO it.\n\nThe problem is they’re now just doing a bunch of fake studies so 100% tariffs might come back. From the same administration that said Tylenol causes autism we’ll have “fentanyl is cause by BMW imports” |
| Illiquid options have massive spreads. That one had a spread of 1.17 to .25. The puts' intrinsic value alone was around .65. |
| Top is in when bol wives start actually loving them and ditch their boyfriends LOL |
| Lol bears forgot we had a correction last month in March. Market ain’t going down anytime soon |
| Idk man I'm just a retard that read that phrase somewhere... Maths is for the smart ppl \n\nGold is shiny tho good idea |
| \*Uhh\* 🫦 |
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| !Banbet QQQ 650 7d |
| bears probably think SNDK is overpriced as fuck because they can't afford a single share 🤔 |
| 👀 |
| Nah, unless they secure gulf region’s infrastructure, war isn’t going to continue |
| There's a natural gas drop in prices and lots of supply not because the shortages but because we had a very mild winter. But afaik natural gas is up this week as are gas cos so I think you're right..not infinity but up soon |
| spy 750 would be garanteed. |
| > 19,000 jobs being lost is not something that happens easily. I think this survives\n\nHave you been paying much attention to tech firings this year? |
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| You already have a bet going - USO to 135.0 before 05-May-2026 01:34 PM -05 |
| !banbet USO 150 1w |
| !Banbet TSLA 700 60d |
| And a little fish head Asian wife. |
| They are the best. |
| sorry I meant I want to monitor the military news not mental asylum |
| And both SNDK and Samsung pump lol |
| Trump belongs here. |
| Markets don't seem to be expecting anything bad to happen anymore. |
| Buy puts you pussy |
| Lol same with bullside |
| Somethings brewing for next monday.. Bet you guys trump will tweet something for another Gap UP for spy.. |
| you're right forward pe at 10x and PEG at basically <0.1 is some crazy bubble |
| PYPL has a PE of 9 lmao\n\nDo people really think this company is dying? |
| It’s all safe now, you can come out now bers. LMAO🤌 |
| Thank god, my calls are safe |
| Cannons |
| I can finally trade again on Monday 🥲 hate not having a cash account but I’m not waiting until Wednesday while you guys get to print |
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| Literally how they work. Dum fuks |
| > delta-hedging gamma squeeze imminent.\n\nwouldn't that be pretty sweet?\n\nbut yeah i will jump on gold on the next major dip to like 4k/ounce |
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| Lost money bb |
| !Banbet SPY 690 7d |
| Not a bear but you kids do realize that before the Fed, through monetary policy, and the Federal government, through fiscal policy, decided to pump no matter what to keep the economy elevated - that we actually used to have economic and business cycles? |
| Let me know where she going to be working next 👀 |
| You know what to buy options on Monday open but you won’t. |
| Why not think of it as both? It's got a monopoly on regulation. It competes with other businesses (aka other countries). It even makes budget surplus when things go well. In 2001 under Clinton federal government had a 127 billion surplus. |
| I either need that to happen or the straight finally opens and we hug it out with Iran. $700 or $730, one side or bust! 😂 |
| You might want to know that the lawsuit has been retracted, and that the bank is now calling the accusations fabricated after they did an investigation. So... you probably need to put the gimp suit back in the closet. |
| do i belong in this sub for thinking wendys puts are grossly underpriced rn |
| Damn some ppl are salty as heck. Sorry some folks don’t appreciate a good joke. |
| I always wanted to cuddle with a chubby chick. |
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Your numbers don't add up. Got a reference to them? Here's mine:\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/1dtsuoz9blyg1.png?width=1516&format=png&auto=webp&s=373d2af9c9869e8bd73d64a3628a926b9745bf86\n\n Medicaid Enrollment and Unwinding Tracker | KFF This tracker presents the most recent Medicaid data on renewals and disenrollments available for each state as well as monthly enrollment data during the unwind... www.kff.org |
| Index funds won’t get you $3M unless you’re holding down 2-3 good jobs in a room |
| I still have a lot of work left before leaving for the day\n\n😠😠😠😠\n\nSO. MANY. BAGS OF FRENCH FRIES TO FRY!!!!!!!! |
| Pale coloured stools could be pancreatitis or a bile duct issue. If it goes away and is just a one time thing then that’s unlikely and I wouldn’t worry about it. |
| So far |
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| Yeah fuck them. They also opened QQQ and SPY shorts after physically visiting the strait and concluding it is definitely closed. Biggest retards of all LMAO 🤌 |
| my broker always sell at market price if my limit sell is below market |
| “the stock is overvalued due to the cyclical nature of NAND flash memory and intense competition from Samsung.”\n\nLmao |
| Did you sell 👀 |
| Their Wendy's shift hasn't ended yet |
| Hey bears. Just wanted to say, I don’t hate you guys. It’s all cool, we bulls are trying to make money and you bears are trying to make money too. It’s all good, we can hug on weekends since the market isn’t open.\n\nI just the way y’all think, the way y’all walk, the way y’all talk, the way y’all sit, the way y’all dress, the way y’all cry and the way y’all smile. FUCK. YOU. BEARS. |
| So.\n\nCan I buy you a cuppa coffee sometime?\n\n# 🥴☕️ |
| How much cash to keep tho? $20K? |
| Why u guys keep hating on a mother f how they spend there money u must be super hater for that worry about your only |
| Even if your limit order was way below market price, shouldn’t it still get filled at the nearest available price? |
| Pure gold, OP. |
| the crash will come when you least expect it my boy |
| Also rough, probably wanted to buy that. I added at that point. |
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| Had same issue, got bloodwork done and liver enzymes were cooked\n\nLess benders |
| surely natgas will be next to spike to infinity. it can even be used to power data centers. is there really such a supply glut despite the oil shortage? |
| pray to your altar of jerome |
| WSB was running fine, if anything it ruined wsb. it also barely increased active users today. |
| No, I know. I was just taking an opportunity to be cynical about AI usage. \n\n |
| You talking about back in 2018? |
| What does Goldman Sacks do with the balls? |
| its the new nvidia |
| We dropping bombs this weekend? |
| SNDK will pop the bubble of 2026 and bring on the mother of all crashes |
| Oh shit I totally forgot about that lol |
| You belong here |
| Its half, 50%. I save 25% for day/swing trading, i got some nividia i hold and bagholding pennies in pypl. |
| It’s so tough holding onto these trades. I was up 100k going into August or September and then when MU dipped it was almost back to even and yet I still held and that’s when everything really took off. |
| I want you to know that casinos prohibit poor people from gambling!\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/j9bvlxczalyg1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ae810d6b70b77218e7ed53e2ec47e7c5548b0288\n\n |
| Baffled my mind that regards are predictable and one should be able to predict every action of them. Yet majority post loss porn |
| If you simply bought SNDK when it IPO'd, you could have retired. But you didn't, did you? |
| It’s Friyay the Goy get to reset for 2 days to get ready to make us more money |
| Thank god I went all cash and no position for the weekend. \n\nIt definitely feels like time's running out and we're about to start getting some reckoning. \n\nI'm just not sure which side is gonna get reck't more. |
| Citadel owns Reddit. |
| Won’t get you on the team. \n\nCorrect to “me come multiple times a day” |
| I completely hear you. I'm just saying that trimming allows you to size back up or look for a different strike once your partial position starts to move.\n\nSomething to consider, that's all 🙂 |
| they were having such a good time that's why they were roaring |
| Moment of silence for Citron who opened SNDK shorts at $700 stock price |
| Yea I’m rarely a bear but lost my ass on this absurd month + run up during an active, deeping war. Combined with all the other factors (threat of stagflation, Fed uncertainty etc) it makes absolutely no sense |
| Sunday: new deal in the works. Premarket pump\n\nMonday: trump not happy. Afternoon dump. Soft oil pump.\n\nTuesday: trump threatens to blow iran. Meme war ensues. Soft oil pump\n\nWednesday: Pakistan comes in for mid week pump. Oil pump\n\nThursday: new deal by Friday. Oil dumps\n\nFriday: Same as monday\n\nWeekend: oil pumps |
| Stock go up 6%: chill bro iTs JuSt 6%\n\nStock go down 1%: aHh TiS dA eNd oF tHe WoRlD |
| They just wanted to break your spirit. |
| Financialjuice. Poor man's Bloomberg |
| All my stocks are missing on this pink sheet. OXY, DVN, CF |
| We will see if it’s “fomo” 3 months from now, dont say I didn’t warn ya |
| I also told myself I wouldn't 0DTE today, three different times. Ended up doing 6 0dtes |
| Delta hedging gamma squeeze phase one INITIATE! |
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| This little dog is tired. Market wins |
| short naps are better than a long ones (10-20mins). at least that was how it was back in the day.. |
| Leather daddy is the worlds coolest daddy |
| Weekend Thread |
| Fuck yeah! Let's get the debt rolling |
| Probably the last company that you should short. |
| Love this reply 🥰 |
| If you go to the Intel Reddit they are all convinced they are geniuses. |
| Idk, maybe the market pumping when the US is losing the petrol dollar, crazy low treasury bond purchase volumes, energy crisis, delta-hedging gamma squeeze imminent. \n\nBut fuck it, markets only go up right? Retard for life. Calls on spy. |
| Cannon balls reporting for duty |
| Ty\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/apxvk4tkalyg1.png?width=793&format=png&auto=webp&s=32188f7e71f71ba999c594f7d8a02a6a0c7ad5c9\n\n |
| Should have seen it coming 😂 |
| I got in these calls June 3rd of last year. I saw all of the semi’s breaking out at the same time and I tried to buy as many semi’s as I could. I’ve held onto most of them this whole time too. I also personally have had the belief that this will be a period akin to the roaring 20s so I bought the dip last year aggressively and have held most ever since. I personally think that if we did not have the Iran war the sp500 would be at 8k right now so the market is making up for lost time after almost 7 months of consolidation since October. |
| if you said Nigerian ~~fintech company~~ prince, I would've gone all in. |
| On wheels! |
| So what are you amazing peoples planning for the weekend? I'm planning to resume my flying lessons LMAO 🤌 |
| not even close to too late |
| Roaring 20s are here boyos |
| You've designated it as a nap - so, yes. |
| Buy limit set for market open . |
| how do you guys monitor the weekend situation?\n\n \naccounts on X? |
| United has always been trash even when compared to all the in-land budget airlines. At least you know what to expect, plus the booze is cheap |
| do they have wendys on the moon |
| Rddt stock deserves to see $420 one day |
| ai infrastructure etf just had a major leg up so too late to fomo in now. |
| Anything specific or just fucked in general. |
| 🍟 |
| I actually have to wait for my paycheck |
| Stock market is like being in a psych ward telling people I don't belong here.\n\nOr, being in prison and saying I'm innocent.\n\nPossible, but nobody gives a fuck. |
| That line of thinking is why the oldest fucks are still running the show. They see all of us underneath them as iPad kids, and they don't even know it gets way worse than us |
| I felt AMZNing |
| Salty ass losers crying about “wHy IsNt GaMeStOp DeAd YeT” |
| What else would it be? |
| diaper dookie |
| Absolutely it does! |
| Didn’t sell short dated puts WHILE IN THE GREEN?? The market will make you pay for your reckless maneuver |
| Bought more IREN, either Wendys or we going to Moon after earnings |
| Decay is killing your profit unless it drops a lot. Lol!!! |
| TSLA go brrr |
| Can be a liver or gallbladder thing sometimes I think |
| Uh oh |
| Gonna be a spirit holloween |
| Bro not even 400% |
| if you want to be homeless. |
| Lol I think we've priced in at least 3 peace deals already. |
| Liver problems |
| Need to settle a debate\n\nDoes a 10 minute nap even count as a nap? 🤨 |
| Prove it or 100hrs with diddy as a 10 year old boy |
| what happened now |
| Industry leaders seem to be speed running viewing subs as slaves! |
| Ah... |
| So uh.. have you idiots just tried buying index funds and holding?\n\nClearly you kind of suck at trading. Maybe put it to bed. |
| March to QQQ $600 by June 1 has started |
| Nothing more to say other than.\n\n🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌 |
| Ah. |
| Omg Im praying for you. Last earrings was brutal |
| https://preview.redd.it/g1hted66alyg1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8dffb917c5d73256f982ef52c7cec15002c191e8 |
| Most ridiculous irrational market in history. We are at massively overbought levels though, upside in spy looks meager at these levels while downside risk remains immense at such historical highs and lack of real serious corrections in recent 15 years. Spacex ipo may continue to juice this market for a bit but the chance of something breaking by year end is definitely over 50% in my book. |
| Why is my poop yellow? I didn’t eat anything that was yellow 🤔 |
| You gotta be brown and Arab underneath all that first to make the cut |
| They go up |
| “I’m here for the cannon management team” |
| Put it into an s&p etf and don’t touch it. Keep some cash and buy on red days. |
| Probably you on most days since you don’t follow what’s going on. |
| You stupid bastard |
| Fuck lmao |
| As soon as school lets out. |
| Yallah yallah habibi |
| We're all fucked aren't we... |
| For context, EU-built cars are about 5% of the US market. |
| ever see one? |
| suck my ass |
| 🥭 shocked. LMAO 🤌 |
| trade war forgotten \niran war also forgotten \n\nmarket only goes up |
| Pick like a 0.7-0.8 delta 200dte+ call, you'll buy less calls in total but aren't fucked if the stock doesn't run 20% in a few days |
| Indeed, good times haha |
| What’s happenings Nokia?!? |
| space took a giant shit again today i hate this sector |
| same but im more regarded, 666 puts on wednesday |
| Don't short mental regardation |
| Yup, it is rigged. Basically the entire US economy is dependent on it going up approximately 10ish% YoY in perpetuity, you really think they’re just gonna let it go down? \n\nIt’s so rare for it to go down significantly that whenever it actually happens it literally gets studied for decades.\n\nThe Big Short was a PsyOp to generate bag holders. |
| That’s the one they have to pay this is the one we have to pay |
| spy will cross 800 on July 3rd |
| How long were you holding the calls ? |
| Once I had a love, and it was a gas |
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| I have 710s for next Friday. Godspeed |
| Is shorting SNDK the move? |
| Have to wait til their direct deposits hit after a straight month of green |
| Kevin Warsh first presser:\n"Your gender is transitory" |
| Why rocketships? |
| Thank you for feeding my hedge funds liquidity so I can be rich without doing anything.\n\n🫡 |
| was $500 short of the minimum loss porn req. |
| i told myself i wouldnt 0DTE, so i bought 10 $720 puts that expire monday. |
| I have raised my workplace standards significantly after reading that JPM post. Can’t believe I missed out on so much. |
| Finally I feel like I am not the only regard here |
| Riced in. |
| When bears coming back? It’s been less 🌈 without them. |
| I didnt sell my 1dte puts at close even tho they were up. Either imma look like a genius on Monday or a fool. |
| AAOI, MP, URA |
| SNDK is a bitch |
| And how have stock market been doing since 2008 until today? |
| datacenters\n\nmemory\n\nrocketships\n\nenergy |
| Exactly this. The US alone is paying a trillion fucking dollars in debt interest each year, not to mention the trillions in deficit spending. The EU and Japan are also heavily indebted and spending on defense. Big tech is spending hundreds of billions on AI infrastructure. With so much liquidity, what else is going to happen but number go up? Only a higher interest cycle will break this rally. |
| Why? |
| This man in semis |
| How do I tell this to my idiot friend that has been investing for 2 years tops ? He thinks he’s Einstein…. |
| 19,000 jobs being lost is not something that happens easily. I think this survives |
| Time for the quarterly SOUN dilution that the CEO does every time they pass $10 a share. New generation of baggies |
| Hop in loser, we’re going shopping 🛍️🥰🍾🎊🎉🔥🤩 |
| Really feeling good about opening NOW calls on monday. Major company beaten down way too far |
| No idea. |
| That diagnosis I agree with. I only ever carry 4-5 open options positions at a time, all consolidated around what my conviction is in market at the time. I generally move out quickly whenever I sense my conviction has faded. |
| Lmao this is great |
| who said i am worried? why are you coming at me with all your low iq assumptions? |
| I feel like Christian Bale in Empire of the Sun counting the number of weevils in rice daily as I count the number of oil tankers that pass through Hormuz each day |
| I made money on cost puts today. Trade both ways |
| why didn't the stock go up a bunch?\n\nif this is the good news for the compnay, shouldn't it have hit like 15% at least? |
| natgas looks literally dead, so there is one thing not at historical highs!\n\nand eggs i guess |
| I'm up right there with you, just smaller $$ was close to closing out my leaps today once they were up 19% but said fuck it. |
| Fuck you |
| Main winners? I’ve had solid pumps on NBIS, UUUU, Alphabet and GE Vernova |
| D'oh! |
| Bet it's this guy fucking her.\nhttps://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/s/00lWDTwDu1 |
| I am very good at picking red candles. Why not buy the inverse you ask? I do! I land those red candles too. AMA. |
| Don’t yell at me |
| no it's not |
| Started the day up 6k. Ended prefectly flat. 🤦 |
| Squeeze deez nuts LMAO |
| FLY SOUN FLY |
| have 10k dollars sold at 30, could buy a car or something today |
| PLTR may be the most evil company ever…. Im in |
| You can’t control it by worrying live your life bro |
| Yeah that's a feeling.\n\n\nSold an spx call for 2.00 from 3.70 last week EOD it was 11.90 |
| The administration spread misinformation. Of course, it only works on people who lack knowledge about the details of foreign tax codes. Not really a key item for students to learn about unless you are in that field. |
| The female fixation on unsolicitedly commenting about society is so sad |
| you need a better broker that will give you better fills no matter the price you type |
| https://preview.redd.it/f1jqg3899lyg1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5decf95fb8f152a7b5f5b49192a76a92f7a398f9\n\n |
| Can't imagine why nocashflow has no cash flow. |
| Berkshire Hathaway and I are sitting on a combined $373 billion in cash. Just wait until we unleash it into the market. |
| He just said he thought the market would lose 25% of its value. Bullish |
| SOUN squeeze. Going to keep rolling |
| this isn’t 2008 |
| you don't know what goes on in these countries, they don't have property rights or financial regulations. they will take your money and put you on a leash.\n\n |
| It doesnt really matter that poets tech is cutting edge. It could be an "on par" component and the company would still be undervalued. The upfront cost to build a team within a larger company to build it themselves is tremendous and takes at minimum 3 years assuming you can even staff the right people - and for timeline that quick youre looking at acream of the crop PHD/Work experience mix which would be difficult to fill regardless of salary (and a sign on bonus). Then you need to contract production. By the time youve developed poets tech, poet has improved theirs. Its just one of those little essential pieces which costs very little to buy but tons to develop. You want ai datacenters capable of streaming an illustrated ai model seamlessly at 4k/8k resolution? Youll have to have poets product, its not "optional" at that point. |
| They reveal concepts of a plan to investigate the feasibility of someday using biological computers, which won't require as much power. Instant 5x. |
| Come on buddy. Do something real retarded this weekend just for me. |
| Can you fuck my wife? I'll just watch from the closet dressed like superman. |
| It's not going to $19 anytime soon. Might pull back some...maybe....but last earnings shows the demand continues. |
| Lambo or food stamps. Probably the latter |
| Or maybe just take turns in an orderly fashion so that bols and bers can both be happy. |
| Who remembers BITCONNNEEEEEEECT 📢 |
| I dont discriminate 🫂 |
| I just enjoy the game of trading. No real net worth goal per se. Already retired. But now that I think I'm positioned correctly for the upcoming euphoric phase of the run, I can start to take off risk over time. |
| It’s definitely a rich persons tax. |
| SNDK up 1000 percent in the past year\n\nwhat the fuck is this market |
| All the Spirit passenger gonna be on my Delta flights now 🙁 |
| I like the gap downs so there is room for plays back up. |
| I’ll take one for the team |
| Breaking: TSLA to make storage devices too as they seem the hottest companies right now! |
| Just got back from gym and with pump, man, I look cheetah mode |
| dang even TLT spiked last october. the hell was that month. is that what blow off tops look like? everything under the sun at ath? |
| Payday always reminds me of this guy I used to work with as a teenager.\n\nHe’d get paid and if he got his hands on his money before his wife (who was also his first cousin) he’d hit up Walmart and spend every dime on cigarettes and gummy bears. \n\nWhat a life. \n\n\n |
| Because the trading day ended |
| and monday monkey lives for the weekend |
| I cannot wait for the iPad kids to assume positions of power |
| All the more reason for you to get rich sooner LMAO 🤌 |
| April has been good for stocks |
| Frontier has always been worse than spirit. |
| Yeah fidelity does. My shares also show the gains, so yes, every $10 gain my stock goes up $1k but my option drops about $1k. It is nice for making it clear what the gain/loss implications are for taxes if I buy to close. |
| That’s actually where they live. The “I have family there” is just her cover up |
| The male fixation on sex is so sad. |
| Yeah $200 just seems like a brick wall. Thought we finally got past it but price action has been so weak the last few days and now we're right back where it was 6 months ago. |
| It does |
| The 1% commenters have awakened after losing 90% of port |
| they call you 007\n\nzero actionable insight\n\nzero correct predictions\n\nseven dollars in your portfolio |
| I had one of these calls. I sold it for $2k instead of holding it til 38k 💀 |
| Tariffs are back on the menu, boys! They’ll do a fine job distracting from the Iran mess! |
| Then make money while you can |
| You mean that long forgotten branch of government that gets paid to wag their fingers but never really do anything? |
| Americans don’t buys sedans or coupes lol… the majority are SUVs made here |
| Wednesday/Thursday next week this could print.\n\n |
| What if I enjoy worrying about digits on a screen? |
| Black cock, green mondays |
| i cant even read but I understood that |
| Yes it muddies the otherwise excellent discussion in here |
| I wonder if Lorna is reading all these comments rn 👀 |
| I got laid off.\n\nShares I had to walk away from would be a cool hundred grand in my pocket today. |
| To be fair, this is the second time they failed.\n\nI am a bagholder from the first. Spirit was how I learned a company could walk away from the shareholders, giving them nothing, do bankruptcy, REANAME AND RELIST THEIR STOCK WITH THE OLD SHAREHOLDERS STILL GETTING NOTHING, then fail again. |
| Spirit was great. This sucks. If the only choices are pay 50 bucks to have someone spit in my face or 500 to have a complicated elaborate machine lay pre portioned globules of spit gently against my face, here's $50 I guess. |
| Entirely possible. |
| \*they’re |
| If it makes you feel any better, today I lost money on a put that was in the green. I fat fingered my phone and typed .35 instead of .75 on my limit sell and sold them for 400 dollars less than they should have went for. |
| There will be no trading where we are headed, that would mean individuals can gain autonomy which isn't in the playbook. |
| God tier post |
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| Until Barron has closed his shorts on German auto stocks |
| It's no fun for her if you want it |
| Calls before market open, obviously |
| Salute, bcuz u have balls |
| Wall street literally booming |
| Got my $INTC puts finally |
| I would get steak with you |
| Sauna plus reading 🧖 |
| As long as there is an ATH, they will continue. |
| Cool story bro, timed the 52 week bottom perfectly. Totally believe you. Gz on your tendies |
| Insane, congrats!! |
| How can he even do 25% tariffs? The tariffs he’s allowed to use only go to a maximum of 15%. |
| The ceasefire for that would be super bullish LMAO 🤌 |
| Governments is a service, not a business |
| if only there was a trading instrument that could profit from such a thing |
| massive CANNONS |
| Bought at $19. I bought at the perfect time. But this still sucks.\n\nI am debating buying the call back for tax purposes. $2500 loss and I still hold my shares, instead of a $5k net gain. But then I am scared INTC returns to $19 in 6 months. |
| perilous dissidence evening up the score\n\ndo we even know what we're fighting for? |
| So you think market should drop on based on that Iran will tax every ship? |
| Expensive energy is better than no energy |
| All they had to do is pay our Lord and Savior his 10% tithing. |
| So guys, what do you think Donnie is cooking up for us over this weekend? |
| Everyone has to come bro |
| Step 1: Be attractive\n\nStep 2: Go to Step 1 |
| Why do I want a lambo? |
| That’s really great should worry less about shit you can’t control and trade more |
| Adam Smith lived a long time ago. He's dead |
| I mean, if they’re covered. |
| congrats homie! \n\nso how did you know? what has the insight into this trade? |
| Enough about the market, let's resume our JPM gossips |
| That you Baron? |
| Hey, let’s watch the language |
| but then Cinco de Mayo, the biggest taco event of all year |
| Mirror mirror on the wall, will spy tank 20% in 50 trading days at all? |
| News: Nuke was dropped on New York obliterated the entire city\nMarkets: bullish up 5% |
| good to see all these regarded bears haven't learned a thing calling for yet another black monday 🤡 |
| because not EVERYONE in the sub is poor |
| It fucking better after the clown show today. |
| Could always cash out some and leave a smaller position on to run. From everything you're saying, it sounds like you're oversizing tbh. In this case you got frustrated and closed 100% of the position\n\nMaybe build a modified Kelly model for yourself, or at least read up on sizing strategies when you're deploying this kinda capital on any single trade\n\nJust my $0.02 |
| In 2008 people thought the same |
| Back to the future |
| Lmao |
| I want you guys to think about something \n\nThey are selling AI as a commodity \n\nThe reason they are using the word commodity is that in oil rich countries the individual population doesn't get taxed.\n\nIn commodity rich countries they operate as a monarchy where there is a rentier social contract. \n\nThe state provides extensive welfare, jobs and infrastructure without taxing incoming and in return, the public grants the ruling family significant autonomy in governing.\n\nThat is where we are headed. \n\n\n\n |
| depends if you're fine with the meager yield on bonds relative to the risk of inflation or a stock market/commodity bullrun. Best is probably to put most of it in voo or an even more mixed allocation with global stocks, bonds and commodities if you want to be super defensive. in general stash most of your gains into something relatively safe and then use some of that cash for more regarded options plays or attempts to time the market/keep cash for a crash. Options make you rich until they blow up in your face but maybe you can repeat your luck. ultrashort bonds are a decent cash equivalent too with a small yield but won't hedge a crash like longer dated bonds can (assuming inflation doesn't go so crazy that rates spike, then longer dated bonds and cash are actual poison, rather have gold at that point). |
| friends all busy no1 to go get a steak with ☹️\n\ni go anyways tho 🙂 |
| So I can lose more money? No thanks LMAO 🤌 |
| OK, here come all the bears calling for a black monday again. Don't you love weekends? |
| Incoming hostile iran takeover announcement per usual after close on fridays. |
| i do every day haha |
| Dear Lorna, i want to be hurt. I deserve to be punished. |
| Is a second pump and dump coming or what do we think? |
| so is this for real, or is it fake, no way a bear has that much money. |
| Spy going back to $0 |
| I want a netflix & workout kind of weekend. This is secretly everyone's dream. |
| I remember all the uproar about the price of eggs. Didn’t realize the price was so down for them now. |
| Lmao, too bad all those puts expired worthless |
| Double whammy of tareef and war |
| Mandatory |
| Depends what it is. Need to be specific\n\nUp 3x on MSFT probably |
| Black Monday |
| That’s really creative Baxter |
| Name one other car company that does anything close to tesla in terms of fsd? |
| Green candles out of stock |
| USO calls for next week |
| The last time it was $20 was Dec 2024. Even the last run it didn’t get to $20. Peaked at $18-ish. |
| Pull out and never have to worry about digits in a screen again 🙂 |
| $19. I bought at the perfect time. But this still sucks. \n\nI am debating buying the call back for tax purposes. $2500 loss and I still hold my shares, instead of a $5k net gain. But then I am scared INTC returns to $19 in 6 months… |
| agreed, they are for different consumer bases |
| True! This is Wendys and no place for that |
| I'm not saying I can't imagine it, I'm saying I don't who has actually monetized it and made money from it. Ad companies I guess serving up slop, cheaper than hiring a photographer? But like who is actually making money using generative AI for images and video? |
| Don’t worry bears they will gap down over the weekend and by the time Monday comes around and you buy puts the dump already happened. |
| War is over, according to White house! All those American ships blocking Hormuz are just there on vacation |
| Banker |
| Sold my spy puts at a $14 loss so I didn’t have to stare at a screen today. I would’ve made almost 10k 😫 the one time I don’t hold until 0 |
| Black Monday is inevitable. Call holders be darned |
| If it didn't close, you wouldn't get any sleep. |
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| Already is, it's been on high short squeeze chance lists for a while now |
| Ja |
| Then you wouldn’t be here. |
| I can’t stand this guy. Always negative on the market and always so wrong. Probably buying as he is saying the world will burn down, a true SCUMBAG |
| Na I thought about doing this back then also but never did he made the move and I failed |
| Man i been eyeing them as well but see the markets hesitation to push it to $6T MC |
| Quit spamming your activism no one cares |
| 🤝💯 |
| In an ideal world it should run |
| Don't sell yourself long bro |
| Dont worry guy, the market is at all time highs. \n\nInflation is hitting and will be all year\n\nAlmost all commodities are above historical highs.\n\n\nSurely the market wont continue up\nRight?\n\n...right?\n\nJk we hit all time highs next week |
| well summarized |
| Welp the Casino is closed now boys, time to do some real investing. Player or Banker? |
| > 5 million people dropped medical insurance because the subsidies weren't extended. That makes the total about 10% of the population. \n\nThat makes for TOTAL about 10% of the population without health insurance. I said "that makes total about." Reading comprehensions my friend. Ok it's about 1.5 mill currently and it's been a few months. What a crazy hill to die on. |
| Why do people always have some dumbass excuse not to sell when you want? |
| Good monkey brain bets |
| Succinct, yet elegant and based. |
| Kinda need RDDT to not dump between now and July |
| I know buy and hold works, but it's so damn boring I just can't do it. |
| If you haven’t sold, there is no Lambo for you |
| Fr bro ngl |
| Sideways price action and flat leaps were being compared to other tickers I have more short term conviction in.\n\nI got into these to see if the $CAR short-fest would carry over into another squeezapalooza, and let the leaps hang out while I waited.\n\nWhen the other shorts in the market seem to have resolved this week and we didn’t get a sympathy reaction all week, I decided it was time to move on |
| Why do these things always happen to other people and not me |
| M3 or CTV5 Blackwing |
| Now it’s cannon |
| Lmao respect for taking one for the team. Market makers watching your account like a Netflix show and hitting the green button every time you double down. \n\nLet us know the exact second you close so I can YOLO weekly puts. |
| Anything is possible and we have a different administration, but it would be ridiculous if an Untied-Jet Blue merger happened but Spirit-Jet Blue wasn’t allowed. |
| Why cant she just go with one of her other boyfriends? |
| !banbet |
| tbh the real green money is just the envy you get from holding bag after bag of stonks nobody else dares to touch |
| Yeah, him saying "Sell sell Sell" lmao 🤌 |
| How 🥭leave Iran? Iran will take control of the Strait and tax every oil tanker.. at least to pay war reparations |
| Except you don't know any of that? \n\n\nIt sounds as if the flight was cancelled because it wasn't going to be profitable which isn't legal under, for example, EU/UK passenger-rights regimes. In any case, it's a perfectly legitimate reason to be frustrated as a consumer. |
| It’s the weekend, go outside and touch some cannons |
| Ok I used my eyes. I saw Tesla playing shell games with new promises after the timeline for that last promise came and went. 5000 Optimus robots produce in 2025? No. Real full self driving available next year (first said in 2017) No. Tesla Roadster 2.0 pre-orders taken in 2018. Where is that?\n\nIt’s one line of bullshit after another and regards bite off on it. Decreasing market share in the only product they actually sell. That’s what I see.\n |
| "Trump raises Taxes on consumers again" |
| Come back in 2 weeks retard |
| LMAO |
| not a single green candle since close lmao |
| https://preview.redd.it/kz9zanhr7lyg1.png?width=611&format=png&auto=webp&s=3307bd193d2dfeca7dc4be76d750f54f74404a4c\n\n |
| Thanks for the credit, regard 🙄\n\nhttps://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/s/uT7gB91dsU\n\nWen u rite, u rite tho |
| If some high powered attractive female exec told me to f*** her brains out, Ima go feral for days lmao |
| Well now it's easy to get a merger through. Just gotta contribute to the ballroom and you're all good |
| Imagine not knowing I bought at $6 |
| I thought this was an illegal act? Or is that another type of tariffs? I thought you weren't supposed to do illegal things? |
| Yep fuck it, tons of other stuff has been squeezing recently so I figured its worth a shot with a few calls, good luck to you |
| Interesting, I’ve been watching the Nasdaq all day. Still at range highs. SPY quite a bit different |
| That’s exactly what someone with insider info would say tbh |
| Sat out most of this week, dabbled in puts today for next week. \n\nBer doing ber things. |
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| The tariffs are being paid by consumers and then being "refunded" to corporations. Its like reverse robinhood. \n\nAnd then the ones with insider knowledge confirming that tariff refunds were definitely happening, ran out and signed contracts with businesses giving them millions for their rights to the billions in refunds.\n\nAll our systems are lead by evil villains, thieves, and criminals. |
| Just remember to hydrate and exercise every once in a while. Good luck man. |
| Oil front month futes still 100+ 📈\n\n\nUAE left OPEC 📉\n\n\nMoney printer ✅️\n\n\nHummuz 🚫 closed\n\n\nUSA 🤌\n\n\nEquities 🏳️🌈\n\n\nMe: Poor |
| Never too late to jump back in (i have severe brain damage) |
| So it's a billionaire tax? |
| Not really, maybe he closes the account and deletes the app ? 🤣😂 |
| Why doesn't Lorna have more pictures? there's just one picture of her, need more fap material bros |
| Thank you for sharing your trade secrets! |
| Laughing at this Cramer headline (what they all have in common is his recently released sell rating on the stock)\n\n# Jim Cramer says the market’s biggest winners all have one thing in common |