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| You should have zigged when you zagged |
| Yeah i want to know as well |
| Welcome to the casino it happens.... PANW took off, then crashed |
| I can see both sides of this. Opening up private markets could give regular investors access to opportunities they’ve mostly been locked out of, but the risk is that people get access to investments they don’t fully understand |
| **BanBet Lost** — /u/Casualhotpockets (0W - 1L, 0%)\n\n| Ticker | Entry → Target | Move | Time | Result |\n|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|\n| **TSLA** ▲ | $368.55 → $393.98 | +6.9% | 1d | Lost | |
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| Everyone that sees this, please report this post. |
| On the long bumpy road to SPY 500 |
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| So it's a coin flip whether we're green or not. Still cool data tho. thanks king |
| I hope you closed that shit |
| Purchased 1 share of Dell in Nov ‘21 for $55.13 and sold two weeks later for $56.75. That’s how you take profits |
| PANW, MDB, CRDO are all fucked. DELL WON! |
| I got shaken out of dell calls 🙁 |
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| Don't let the CEO speak. |
| put the fries in the bag bols |
| $1700 today only down 66k now myself. |
| I would rather we tariff that shit at 100%+ anyone who orders it deserves to fund whatever half baked public works project we want to fail at next. |
| CRDO still down another 4% after earnings wtf |
| You don't want to be a bitch, so you end up being a ho? |
| All of this will fade for another yo-yo day tomorrow. |
| Press 1 if you're stupider than me. Press 2 if you're smarter than me |
| So inverse it you'll be up 19.2% soon after |
| Most regards here wouldn’t even know there’s a war without social media. But sure, keep yelling the sky is falling |
| cooked lol |
| did u just call me a MONGOloid?\n\n"sorry, you're breaking up" |
| DELL IV was priced for a $60 move ($70 if you took monthlies instead of weeklies)\n\nThis is a $45 move\n\nSay hello to premium crush |
| its too late on dell? |
| The good news is got DELL puts at the open today, the bad news is that I didn’t sell them. |
| META just bottom signaled, but why. Highest close its had in 12 days |
| $PANW WHAT'S HAPPENING |
| There’s this older guy at the office that massages my shoulders every time he comes by to say hi\n\nI don’t like it but at the same time I don’t wanna be a bitch and call him out on it but it’s kinda gay bro |
| That v was ridiculous |
| Should I enter DELL now? |
| BUT ITS VVVVV ING |
| Dell isn’t making gpus. They sell em to the data centers. There just ramping up their earnings. If they corner this sufficiently, there’s a lot of money left to make. |
| I'd say commodities in general. I'd add energy stocks and healthcare to that list... that and defensive stocks that tend to get bought up in recessions. |
| DELL IV was priced for a $60 move ($70 if you took monthlies instead of weeklies)\n\nThis is a $45 move\n\nSay hello to premium crush |
| Don’t forget Bitcorn at 9k |
| I'm tempted. Analysts sounding the alarm on high expectations and just completely ignoring pessimistic caution being priced for the past quarter. |
| Went the other way like MRVL. |
| Several years ago the state of Pennsylvania sent me a certified letter because "Something did not align between my Federal and State tax returns reported income and I needed to call them to resolve it immediately"\n\nI did not call because that weak mealy mouthed accusation was not worth my time. Nothing bad happened to me because why the fuck would I call the tax nerds who couldn't be bothered to figure out anything more than what some automated tracker told them. Just ignore them until they have something real guys. |
| Dell will fade |
| Guys I missed out on dell earnings, should I long at market open tmr? |
| vix was up 10% and spy didn't even have a -1% day lol |
| And just like that, back to school and back back down to the June 2nd highs. What's even the point of summer anyway when Europe doesn't have AC |
| I'm gonna gloat to all my friends that I had PANW calls |
| Yup guess i fucked myself a bit on that |
| You got lucky |
| Down $101 |
| What is Martin Shkreli trading? And why isn’t he just in here with us? |
| Same I think it might bounce back |
| 🫢 |
| I think ber is fukd tom |
| **BanBet Lost** — /u/Prince_Chunk (0W - 2L, 0%)\n\n| Ticker | Entry → Target | Move | Time | Result |\n|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|\n| **SPY** ▲ | $767.33 → $775.00 | +1.0% | 1d | Lost | |
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| Omg rofl |
| That's what she said |
| do u feel numb |
| Can INTC please DO SOMETHING |
| CREDO GREAT EARNINGS PUMP IT |
| how about u eat my ASS\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| OP needs to make it an ETF so we can short it |
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| Hahaha that’s hilarious |
| MDB. Good earnings, take all the profit |
| I mean I do. I’m just a puss on fures. I come for the popcorn and (formerly I guess) autistic market diagnostics. |
| My Donkey Balls 😱😱😱 |
| LOL @ MDB 16.87% down |
| oopsie |
| Exactly. Now look at how bad semis are down on stellar earnings. Rotation is coming but it isn’t metals |
| Commodity for poors and poors are all out of duckets. |
| What's the warning? Make sure you don't overpay? |
| We need a stock revolution |
| Never understood why people still use that shit ass app |
| It's only up 3% from the morning open. |
| yahoo. Improvised explosive devices were used Tuesday in a sabotage attack near a coal-fired power plant in Germany, several power cables were damaged. |
| SEPTEMBER 25 WHY |
| Good question, I think we should buy. |
| Down $20k today lol |
| I suspect if there was ever a real peace deal the market would collapse just because of the uncertainty of peace. War at least can be modeled. Peace can mean anything. |
| I got smoked by Dell, idk why i held my shorts was up 30% and didn’t close before news. What’s the play tomorrow? |
| the price is just very tempting, but yeah they will probably go down more |
| RIP to the MDB calls guy |
| Holy fuck MU 1000+ tom hop on |
| Fucking 🥭 posting docs generated by chatGPT. We are in the new age, nothings real. |
| The one time wsb was right about something |
| Well damn yikes |
| I made 8 bucks on a NVDA put last Thursday… but had I kept it it would have gone from 40 cents to 4 bucks.\n\n |
| Comment search broken for anyone else? Freakin bearish on RDDT |
| CRDO is a buy double beat, everytime its come on earnings but its touched over 260 like 30 times this year |
| why would dell pump semis lol |
| I am rooting for 234.99 on September 25. Can you make that happen? |
| 5 years? I need to recoup in about 5 mins lol |
| i'm convinced most people here just comment and don't buy or sell anything |
| you mean the ones that are still -.7% on the day |
| wat stonk |
| F ME, 468 |
| ROBINHOOD to charge an additional $0.50 for each options contract you buy or sell on or after October 15, 2026 if you make more than 390 option trades per month |
| Hey Bers. Tell us the story about dell 350 tomorrow again. And dance a bit while u do it |
| Cramer\^2 |
| It's so obvious institutions and whales will be dumping their holdings soon... Yields are crazy so they will look for safer places to put their $ like Gold and Silver. Get your lubes rdy 🤌 |
| If you aren't YOLOing 0dte options on vibes alone, you don't belong here.\n\n*Processing img m8fn0ut7xymh1...* |
| This is awesome. I hope you're having some fun with it!\n\nTo answer your question on the time horizon, can you instead have it calculate a TP point and a SL point, and whatever hits, hits? I'd give it a conservative TP and a restrictive SL. \n\nWhatever. this is cool |
| If NVDA did not pump the semi , I dont think Dell would |
| War. Huh? Good God yall. What is it good for? Absolutely nothin! |
| Thoughts on CRDO? |
| This market is a scam |
| We buying the sofi dip or waiting |
| Training data for ai. |
| Because its actually doing well from traditional none ai stuff |
| But by what percent was each month up by when comparing first day of the month to last |
| you’re charred |
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| kinda curious about the 6 losing months. |
| Dell will not save you from bond yields and oil shortages. 🤌 |
| wait till tomorrow retard |
| Bears feast |
| Do you sell courses ? |
| TIL Jimmy Cliff is black. I thought he was white like that Buffett. |
| Vance is like the only slightly competent guy in Trump's admin. I wouldn't ever vote for a republican but I lowkey like him. |
| Sorry for your loss |
| hopefully it will do the opposite for the market as it did last earnings |
| Dump Dell -7% and pump it +10%. With about +3% gain and call it a day lol |
| AVGO will go back to BRCM after tomorrow |
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| How does Dell mooning have 0 effect on the Ai sector. All the semi stocks still dead |
| We've been over this a million times. The missiles fly. Stocks drop -1%. "Ceasefire VIII - Judgement Day". Stocks rise +2%. |
| Why? |
| 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡\n\nThe whole sector is down just relax these are highly volatile stocks if you can’t stomach the drawdowns stick to VOO, I’m down $65,000 but still holding and averaging down. This is market manipulation but if you believe in the company like I do nothing to worry about. Just buy the dip and check back in 5 years time.\n\n🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡 |
| They don't have much of military of their own. Its mostly a facade. They all depend on military bases.. which Iran is bombing. |
| My man. Ago has been such a great set up to go long on. I’m levered to the tits on long dated calls |
| Try a night elf, they are the best. |
| Where are the Reagan-era support levels for junk bonds??? 😂 |
| Don’t forget to use leverage! |
| more CANE calls for Jan |
| Well im no rocket surgeon. My math is most likely wrong. How do you do your math?\n\n0.0004 x 0.05 x 5000 = 0.1 infections out of 5000 encounters. \n\nMy base data comes from Wikipedia \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n |
| Waaaaaah waaaaaah |
| generic wallstreet bets comment that has been said 8 billion times before |
| I mean depending on when you did it you could still have cleaned up, took almost a year for PLTR to get back above $10 after it bottomed in the $5s in 2022. |
| QQQ is about to open a new month with a -1% gap down\n\n QQQ next three days cumulatively based on average were green\n |
| AVGO earnings tommorow. are we cooked? |
| as a BER, I think you're right. Something tells me we see some green action through the rest of the week. |
| Give it time fn |
| Lol so should buy more calls |
| Freedom Straits\* |
| Finally released my GTLB bags at a profit! Congratulations to the next generation of bag holders! |
| Literally Blackstone is exiting major "tech office hubs" in southern India for the last ~2 years.\n\nThey probably can't unload the dogshit real estate in Hyderabad now that AI exists. |
| Brother nothing short of divine intervention will help you 😂 |
| Where did the bers go? They were running around down voting everything just a bit ago. |
| I built an agent that buys potatoes.\n\n \nIt did better than yours. Also I own a lot of potatoes. |
| Last quarter everyone and their grandma was bullish on avgo and it rugged. Now everyone expects the same rug, avgo +10% tomorrow. |
| And Dell is back to yesterday price. 🤡🤡 |
| I mean it’s a $50 stock really |
| Crazy how a -.8% SPY translates into a -7% portfolio every time :))) |
| I have doubts that dell will be the reason\n\nSent from my iPhone |
| If you are holding poots overnight, you are destined for the gulag |
| CREDO VVVVVVVV LETS GO LETS GO |
| God, I hope it moons $425+ |
| How much can go the up |
| Inverse WSB ETF coming soon. |
| PANW is worth $250 |
| LMAO Dell bers |
| lol what happend to mongodb |
| Some of you didn’t buy dell at 420. Some of you will buy it at 520 tomorrow. |
| Lots of talk about short positions.... |
| Last September $SNDK went up 113%\n\n\nSo far it's underperforming at -1.9% 😂 |
| Seems like shorts covering. Late last week short interest went up and price suffered. Seems like some sort of short term manipulation. |
| bears will be fked next day, sure for that. SPX future tells. |
| You mean regard hands…. Holy shit are you cooked. Why tf did you not sell sooner ? |
| When even HypeBeast don’t want Nike you know its a problem |
| going higher |
| Dell beat |
| That’s my opinion. I don’t see much other than a slow bleed for them |
| The search comment feature is as reliable as 🥭 's sphincter. |
| Sounds about right |
| Dell saved the market lmao |
| There’s always a new low around the corner |
| Trump: Haha the strikes were just a prank. Lets make the stocks flying |
| Historically, QQQ opening a month with a gap down of -1.25% or worse has only happened 14 times.\n\nHere's what happened the previous 14 times:\n\n🟢Win Rate: Green month 54% of the time\n\n🟢Median Return: +2.12% by month's end |
| Space stocks are dead. RKLB and ASTS are a fucking joke. SpaceX will kill them both |
| ??? |
| How does it handle frequency of ticker mentions? For instance, GOOG, GOOGL, or GOOG, \n\nGOOG, GOOGL\n\n\nGOOG, GOOGL\n\nGOOG, GOOGL\n\nGOOG, GOOGL\n\nGOOG, GOOG, GOOG\n\nGOOG, GOOG, GOOG GOOG, GOOG, GOOGGOOG, GOOG, GOOGGOOG, GOOG, GOOG GOOG, GOOG, GOOG GOOG, GOOG, GOOG GOOG, GOOG, GOOG GOOG, GOOG, GOOGvGOOG, GOOG, GOOGGOOG, GOOG, GOOGGOOG, GOOG, GOOGGOOG, GOOG, GOOGGOOG, GOOG, GOOGGOOG, GOOG, GOOGglglglglglglglgglGLGLGLGOGLGOLGOLGOGLGOGL |
| They make money on every API call but have to spend as much for training before that |
| Dead dinosaurs are pumping 📈📈📈 |
| HOW MUCH DELL CAN GO? |
| Judge about to stroke |
| panw joins dell |
| Challenging wank but I'll try |
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| what you guys think about nike stock? is it a bad buy? |
| Bers r fuk |
| Only 19.2%? Are you sure its on? |
| It’s been 3 days already |
| AVGO either halves or doubles my port tomorrow |
| # Dell price is the same as Monday morning? LOL |
| Pure market manipulation during trading today on dell, they knew it would pop surely |
| where the hell is my taco?? |
| Dell reveals it’s partnering with OpenAI, Anthropic, Google, Saudi Arabia, Ghandi, and Rosa Parks to release their new laptop series. |
| Can Dell lift the market tomorrow |
| I wonder what Ray Dalio would do. He’d have some oil I believe in the all weather portfolio |
| CREDO DID WELL HOLD HOLD HOLD |
| If they could read they'd be very upset |
| no it doesn't. |
| Bears won today, they might just win the next couple days |
| TACO is the weirdest cope/nickname because if anything he always oversteps boundaries |
| If loogle doesn’t have a +2% day tomorrow imma be super annoyed |
| Can Dell carry NVDA back up too pls |
| So good you don’t even need to show up is why I gamble |
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| Foldgers in your butt 🎶 |
| Love how bers became bond experts last week, how many of you even understand how par yields work. |
| 🚀🚀🚀 |
| Dell gonna pump MU and SNDK? |
| Found him! |
| Squeeze deez nuts you fuckin nerd.\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| They gotta make sure they don't get in another short squeeze |
| those were the days. |
| Bears : "WOW DELL IS AT PRICES NOT SEEN THIS MORNING\n\n2min later\n\nBears: "WOW DELL IS AT PRICES NOT SEEN THIS WEEK"\n\n1 Day later\n\nBears : "FUCK I SHOULD'VE BOUGHT DELL" |
| That would make sense. I'm pretty sure he was blasted on powder everytime he posted |
| SOFI what a piece of shit stock u areeee. |
| DELL might be a precursor to AVGO 🙏 |
| Ofc fund quality matters, but I think it’s crazy that investors have been prohibited from investing in private funds given their outperformance relative to the public markets over the last 25 years. |
| Practically free money! |
| Wtf gtlb not tank after er |
| Buy Dell |
| Can you share your next plays please |
| Almost as if some shit was said deep in Jackson's hole. |
| Remember how much money we all had at noon when MU was green? |
| Canadian bacon is now to be officially known as AMERICAN bacon. Regular becomes FREEDOM strips. Thank you for your attention to this matter. |
| Just full ported into Rocket Lab |
| you should change it to buy puts instead of calls. |
| eose +%200 tmrw |
| Why is that? |
| Been watching the marine oil prices out in the harbor, watching them go up. Go figure $USO |
| Dell-do :wow: |
| *Processing img uchnjqi8wymh1...* |
| but still what |
| # OH WE FUCKIN PUMPING TOMORROW BOYS\n\n# MASSIVE MOVE OFF THE BOTTOM AND AFTER HOURS |
| which level do you think dell can go guys? |
| Something tells me the market hasn't priced in the rate hike fully. Unless we get a golden TACO tonight I think bol fuk tomorrow |
| eose |
| This was already tried in the past and I believe the consensus was that using the FISH algorithm was far better. |
| No moves man! No movest. Waiting spy to 750 |
| Bags getting heavy |
| After seeing Marco Rubio flame out for being too competent and boring. |
| Down even in afterhours is not looking good |
| If you call that pumpin, I'd hate to be your wife. |
| But did you time the market properly? That’s the key with this sub. Jumping on the bandwagon after huge gainz is *not* the way. |
| LOL I didn't feel like gambling on Dell, saved me some money |
| Oh boy you guys I just had intercourse with a female human you would not believe all of the slippery holes it had for placing my male member into. Highly recommend. |
| Fun fact: Your agent still beats most of us here. |
| You guys were right about SeptemBer |
| Just told the wife to cancel dinner plans and took the $50 and bought 50 116 $orcl puts expiring Friday.../s\n\nWatch them pre-announce early like IBM did...\n\n \n\n |
| Dell is stupid. |
| What are your moves tomorrow ? |
| How is that more impressive? You don't even have to show up for that. |
| fuck it more poots |
| Close my BE put for a profit. |
| this is the endgame. would do VTI VXUS VOO though |
| 🦅 🇺🇸 |
| Russia about to spike diesel prices. Stay tuned |
| Gtlb 10%+ up 😀 |
| Congratulations to Dell for finally being the 2nd richest person in the world! |
| Ok so ai trade not entirely cooked but still |
| I saw a video on this very thing, no matter how they programmed the AI, it always lost money, even when it was told to do the exact opposite of WSB sentiment... |
| AI hardware = safe haven |
| Omg it's so over lol. Literally advertising the financial crisis but dressing it up as an investing opportunity lmao |
| Exit liquidity. See where those numbers are in about 12 hours. |
| I dunno, feels like a pump and dump move. |
| When you think we can see that |
| PALO |
| Hell yeah brother |
| Yep |
| Weekend oil going ham |
| It’s $161…. Would you make a bet from that amount to make 38,000? No point to NOT let it ride. But yeah you’re pretty much cooked regardless |
| wow DELL BACK TO PRICES NOT SEEN SINCE THIS WEEK HOW GREAT |
| RKLB baggies seething when they realize they got pump and dumped by a bunch of charlatans in management LMFAO |
| 😆 |
| I think so ? |
| 🤣 |
| this aged about as poorly as it could have LMFAO |
| that’s called “learning from experience”.\n\nI dont think that’s common lol |
| He should release the inverse-Reddit version to the rest of us, but continue using the tarded version above |
| Just need 775 to break even let’s goo!! |
| MY DELL PUTS 🤡🤡🤡🤬🤬🤬🖕🖕🖕 |
| Down 30% |
| What’s stopping Kuwait, Oman, Jordan, Qatar, Saudi Arabia, Bahrain, UAE, and anywhere else being attacked from collectively jumping Iran every time they do this? |
| bro |
| In the way buying. |
| How do you get the data? My bot says he can’t access the API |
| Wow $dell |
| Loll speaking of there’s also a Trump tweet trader that I use on [Raijin](https://raijin.trade/download) which is up. Bought MU before the pump from his post. |
| SPX 1.5 open, let r rip |
| Because DELL earnings made everybody think it's 2002. |
| Imagine seeing dell down 5% for no reason on earnings day. Imagine seeing high OI on 500c’s at close. Imagine knowing mango owns and supports it.\n\nBer knows this. Ber still lose money on it.\n\nBer r fuk |
| I think it’s time to full port Voo and delete Reddit 🤡 |
| greed knows no bound |
| GoPro is back! |
| observing gold for reversal, also 80% cash |
| He won't even win the primary lol |
| SPX 7680 call, looks good |
| # SPY AND QQQ PUMPIN AFTER HOURS\n\n# ANY NEWS? |
| USA? Fiscally speaking, we’ve kinda been there for awhile by some metrics. Morally speaking, we’re well past bankruptcy. |
| SNDK baggers, are you bullish? |
| Imagine being a regard who bought dell calls ten minutes before close but backed out last second. I don't have to imagine 😂😂 |
| Buy Dell |
| panw still likely to dump |
| Feels like it’s going down every day |
| Anyone do any like visualization tools on wsb chats? Like reoccurring word bubbles that are bigger, I know they have data on commonly mentioned tickers. But like a master dashboard if the pulse of wsb |
| you can be right 99.99% of the time and still 100% guaranteed to go broke if you have no risk management. |
| Back in 2020 I bought pre ipo shares of Klarna through EquityZen and lost over 90% when they IPO’d 5 years later so that was cool. |
| They are monitoring the sub because they’re shit posting on it |
| Turns out ai cycle did not end even though market wants it to be done |
| It's just really crazy that two years from now, a lot of you are going to vote for JD Vance |
| lol . I would short anything talked about here . That’s a better bet |
| he became a mod |
| Why not build 2 that do opposite and see how it goes? |
| Need to put a filter on "Elons onlyfans" fans. |
| Bonds, oil and ongoing strikes keep us cool.\n\nDell ain't going to save the market, silly bol |
| No options or leverage so can't blow up an account overnight quite as easily. |
| I wonder if Dell earnings are inflated due to tariff refunds |
| Kicking myself for not selling MRVL at 300. Still up on my position but damn it hurts every day |
| AVGO 400+ or 350, nothing in between by tomorrow. |
| inshallah my brother |
| There used to be a dude in here, /luvs2fuk_modsanus\n\nAnd every day he would post about his love of stocks and the heavy touch of another man.\n\nI wonder what happened to that guy |
| imagine being right 90% of the time but still being down ytd |
| Does anyone knows Why NOK is going up after market? |
| *Processing img r2m84jhmvymh1...* |
| Jesus Christ \nAt least go back to $767-$770 tomorrow please or I’m gonna have to find a 2nd job to continue my gamble |
| Going to scalp some cheap PL shares with some short exp calls tomorrow if it nose dives more before earnings and hope for a miracle on Thursday. |
| Why not all 3? |
| Welp, I’m screwed unless Dell goes down 100 from here by Friday. |
| i'm holding my balls and cry in my chair for missing out $2k |
| I'm shorting dell. I don't believe the up |
| It’s because Kevin warsh is buying the dip |
| RIP Mongo shareholders. With a name like that, y'all got nobody to blame but yourself. |
| Jesus that eps beat on dell is insane |
| BESTIE NOO |
| Dell $550 + |
| BERS SWEATING |
| Stocks need to be priced for at least 20 years of perfect earnings |
| Lol why don‘t you inverse it and sell everything short? |
| ProTip, have your agent ignore closed or locked posts. \n\nAlso, if you can have it read the user comment meta data and exclude users created in the last 2 years. \n\nMy agent is doing something similar and I'm up 8% YTD. Not as good as SPY still but whatever. |
| Imagine trading with the trend and not markiplier |
| what article told you that |
| \+1021.73 today\n\nNow down only $128K vs $129K!!!! |
| It's be really funny if dell did a middle finger action, but i know my put is trashed |
| 🙁 |
| Damn my dude! Exited just in time. WTF!? Great play. |
| The bags get heavier\n\nAnd my forearms get stronger\n\nIt's a vicious cycle |
| Dude you’re bag holdin a DELL |
| 🗣🎙 |
| I'm shorting dell |
| 😆 |
| We have a guy who talks about his nasty asshole constantly. You wanna be that guy? |
| is nike stock a bad buy right now? |
| True |
| So you're telling me mindlessly following the heard doesn't work. |
| Did you buy the dip son? |
| Buying PLTR puts when it shot up close to 200 again was the only sure thing in stock market history HAHA |
| Dell result out? |
| Oooh…oh that’s tight, yes sooo tight 🥴 |
| Tomorrow gunna be a massive rally because everyone now thinks it’s going to be a blood bath. Then Thursday it Giga dumps |
| A side effect would be a new load of shitty public companies that retail investors are forced to buy via indexes. |
| Yolo spy 759p expiring tomorrow. Pray for me |
| MRVL AVGO bagholders unite and we pray |
| Feel like we should have been down a lot worse today with oil and bonds |
| Holy fk . Now this Dell earning is good |
| hard to deny |
| why rally |
| We lose money for free around here. Our time is worthless |
| Wsb made me do it |
| Thank you for your attention to this matter! |
| D |
| Grab them ankles |
| Software is king |
| AVGO needs to just stay stable during the day then they’ll get plowed after market close |
| Dell back to prices it hasn't seen since this morning. |
| Flipping a cop car in a movie: always awesome\n\nFlipping an ambulance in a movie: always a tragedy |
| Seems like nothing can move this stock |
| I don't wanna be anyone other than what I've been trying to be lately!!! |
| Think it'll be big once our outdated grids centralize more and flatten the volatility that comes with solar or wind by sending extra production to where weather may be unproductive. Battery technology has made very few leaps in recent decades, although innovation like quantum batteries may be big one day. Best of luck to you brother, I'm just hiding out in qqq for the most part. |
| FDA recall go brrrrr |
| # AND JUST LIKE THAT\n\n# DELL JUST SAVED THE ENTIRE STOCK MARKET |
| DELLtoids |
| I want some deep |
| Almost sold my $440 calls…. Almost |
| Yes it is lol |
| Alright, who is still alive? Sound off |
| Can we get a part 2 to the big short before gta 6 |
| We will see tomorrow! |
| i’m the girl who would spend hours researching a stock and still panic before buying it, meanwhile this thing just listens to wallstreetbets and is up 15% 😭 maybe overthinking has been my problem all along |
| DELL has a big cock unlike ASTS |
| MDB puts were the right play. Good job u/Zootzooted and u/[Fantastic\_Smoke9501](https://www.reddit.com/user/Fantastic_Smoke9501/) |
| Yea gap from last earnings made this easy play either big dump or pump |
| 2 calls that cost 0.35 ea... don't see how I'll be punished overnight on $70. |
| MDB was easiest leveraged short i ever took, 75% in 5 minutes |
| Im buying more tomorrow. Drops on every earnings |
| Send $DELL to the strait to resolve everything else |
| I’m doing this with just paper-trading. It’s up 7% lol |
| SPY could have been well past 800 if 🥭 didn't fuck shit up |
| Loading up on puts for overnight, no way we don't wake up to further carnage |
| Main character here folks |
| I cried a bit today. |
| Entire foreskin down to the shaft base got ripped off and OP calls it a “healthy pullback” |
| This is my thinking as well. Most of the solid performers require Qualified Buyer / Purchaser status, and that likely won’t change. \n\nYou may see some accredited investor minimums drop to like a $100,000 minimum, or even no minimum, but I don’t see liquidity changing from quarterly for a lot of these funds. |
| Hey.\n\nAt least we have our health, right guys\n\n☹️ |
| A bunch of the people who were essentially the public face or vocally said things in line with QAnon (take them and qanon and make a venndiagram and come up with a single circle shit) turned out to be pedos or covered up for pedos or where in bed with pedos. |
| If there is a blue wave in November what happens to da market? |
| so if it bought everything else it would be up 80%? |
| what happened to credo |
| Soooooooooooonnnnnnn |
| oof moment of silence for those who sold dell at 424 |
| You gon get punished |
| My 10$ fractional dell share now $11 lfg |
| Call it Bell Boy since it holds all the bags. |
| You think any corporation is going to say “AI” is their product? All fortune 250 (probably 500) corporations have embedded AI already. All. |
| Damn I should've bought before close,I hate Robinhood lol I thought I could buy after 4pm |
| One of those days where I want to be anyone but me. |
| You might change your name after this to \n\nBriacknowsbetternow |
| What happened to SPCX at the bell? |
| Fix search please |
| spy tickled that 760 support. what you all think it goes to from here? |
| Spreads. Always play earning with spreads. |
| Dude you’re getting a dell |
| Every company killing earnings if the tariff Iran war guy could just let us pump |
| Is this chat an acknowledgment that were all screaming into a void with no desire to wait for response to respond to others |
| Some say its already won, after obliteration x30 |
| an entire government will go bankrupt tonight. |
| Dell result out? |
| Dell gonna open at the same price it did this morning |
| *Processing img yvf66hp1vymh1...* |
| Monitor and participate. |
| ASTS baggies seething when they realize they got pump and dumped by a bunch of charlatans in management LMFAO |
| Micron better rip up |
| where does this top out and when do i short AH |
| LOL Dell is the one company that pops after earnings report. |
| How could you all watch CRM, CRWD, NVDA earnings and NOT go with DELL or DLLL |
| MFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF Dell is pumped. I wish I sold the $2k csp right before spot |
| DELL + HPE calls today were a nice little gamble. Kinda hoping a nice taco tuesday so they pump even more. |
| Fgl 150k market cap 70k shares God speed regards |
| Just put my whole life savings in $VRRM |
| So how is my AI agent which shorts what this sub talks about also down? |
| When 🐘 win midterms this shizz gonna DUMP |
| BWET BWET BWET |
| Dell green means Red AVGO. I'm gonna be a bagholder tomorrow ain't I? |
| Most of them got deported |
| WHEN RIP |
| Hope Mrs Dell got enough money to fix her face |
| Only thing I'm holding overnight is 1DTE USO Calls. Otherwise, cashgang. |
| Fgl 150k market cap 70k shares God speed regards |
| What a pos MDB is |
| It’s not to late to repent bers |
| But also probably held us back from much higher gains. This is a generational investing opportunity being held back by stupid macro policies. |
| $2152* buddy |
| they’re in the white house w him wdym |
| Big Beautiful Boobs |
| im not even holding any options rn except some tech CSPs I sold that still got l over 30dte. |
| Oof bol if you thought today was bad just wait for tomorrow. Azn's going to send this to the gulag tonight. |
| $DELL so that 456.09 level is the one to watch for now.... |
| What happened to those Qanon people who thought Mango was messianic? |
| Should have bought Dell instead of Marvell.\n\nfuck |
| Got me there. |
| Dell full ported my port. Gotdamn |
| I hope Dell lift up the market tomorrow with massive earnings they reported. |
| Pizzing\n\nShidding\n\nCrying |
| A blind man coulda saw the reversal incoming on dell and Palo Alto. IV crush will still be a mf |
| I forgot that I drunkenly placed an order for 0dte SPY 762 puts at 3AM and got a notification around lunch that my options were expiring today. Said wtf and opened to a nice little 4 bagger. |
| Don’t give me hope |
| Still hilarious? lol |
| Honestly after today's beating my Dell calls might just be at break even tomorrow |
| Rough day. Made $3K on USO calls but gold calls took a big hit and my $40K in GOOG continues to shit the bed. |
| DELL isn't in QQQ. |
| news is so fking bad. bombs still dropping. rates gonna hike. oil is mooning. literally no reason not to hold puts overnight but i know somehow spy will find a way to FUCK ME |
| Said we're fucked 2 days ago. Some arrogant cunt said we are ok.\n\nGet fucked LMAO |
| Puts and more puts, and oil up more… |
| Build an agent that shorts whatever this sub talks about. |
| more puts. this shits going to 748 by fri |
| lol dell easy lol |
| clearly you aren't gambling enough. |
| Market front runs a recession dude and if you look at the oil reserves on empty , food commodity prices soaring, oil over $100, yields over 5% … it’s going to be stagflation which is even worse |
| Oil isn't stopping |
| Did you close the position? |
| All we need now is a AXIOS peace deal |
| its still very strong 9% profit taking, then 7.5% jump after earnings on pumped and overvalued stock like dell, now it should be fair eval which is good for the market and other stocks |
| DELL GOT HIS MONEY BACK |
| When my calls are -12,000 "I like it. its sensational give me 100 more of them." |
| “In 401k world, you get your deferred cup of coffee back.” 😂 |
| spcx puts |
| Fire sale on ber anos |
| No lol |
| Markers will crash just thinking of 2008 on steroids |
| USO stop pumping |
| u/Civil-Soup2863 |
| Dell back to where it was before market opened. Lmfao Wow. Such amazing. Slay it mama. |
| would ya look at that, dell mooned |
| If you're down the same or more in dollar value then you're no better off |
| Good thing there is no leverage in the economy, that would be bad. |
| UK throwing shade at US. Canada growing bolder on reciprocal tariffs. City of Rochester standing up to POTUS. Timeline is getting better |
| I hate it here. I want to go home! |
| imagine seeing Dell up $40 within seconds of earnings without the conference call and still being gay enough to think it’s gonna be red tomorrow? Ber r fuk |
| Let’s go DELL |
| It's because of SPCX |
| They're even pinning it after hours. Truly a deplorable group of people that have way too much weight in a free market |
| Dude! Everybody got a Dell! |
| $DELL Got some resitance at 456.09 level.... |
| # ANNOUNCE THE NBIS X DELL DEAL |
| Call Microsoft |
| Yeah I was going to say, everyone talks about how AI will replace humans but I could have easily been down 40% or more in the same time span. Humans still reign supreme! |
| When’s 🥭 going to 🌮. I need my RKLB to moon |
| Dell back to where it was before market opened.\n\nLMFAOOOOOOO |
| Well done…cooked well done |
| Market really has the memory of a goldfish. It sells off semis on fear of weakening AI demand, pumps it when earnings disprove fears, then dumps again a week later when it's scared again. |
| Very green tomorrow morning |
| Can’t wait until oil hits $100 tomorrow while Broadcom simultaneously crashes the market |
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| So fucking tired of people who don’t give a fuck about whether or not my fa |
| chat can i recoup my GoPro losses through dell??? |
| Already Won it hold this L |
| Is it too late to buy on robinhood right now? |
| How does one benefit from rate hikes |
| I hope not. Been buying the dip |
| collapse of the U.S. subprime mortgage market disguised as another investing opportunity, the investing strategy that keeps on giving |
| I want to believe in dell but my hope has been crushed, will Mr deal save what’s left of my soul? |
| It's not crazy if it's green. |
| Agreed, solar does need some energy storage component which would be a big play.\n\nI'm trying to avoid a lot of energy and tech stocks rn due to election season and increased VOL due to AI demand and fear/hype. |
| The market is getting ready to pick down |
| Thank goodness more bombs are being dropped to pump the market |
| global economy on the verge of collapse. oil and fertilizer shortage looming. drones patrol the skies and datacenters fill the horizon. but yes- healthy pullback. |
| Which ghey beat bought the 430p I sold to open |
| Short ONDS |
| :kek: |
| Nasdaq Three months without making new high 🤦🏻♂️ |
| Just got FT alert: Exclusive: Russia secretly helping Iran develop supersonic cruise missiles\n\nThis may cause a red day tomorrow. I think it's big news |
| For the day that's about right. Me thinks gold and pretty much every commodity is going to adjust bigly to the new money printing. Equities probably bounce back (at least for now), but the odds of a correction are definitely increasing. |
| Mm are gonna try and pump this so hard to get puts to fold. Just like after warsh. Everyone that heard that speech knew it was bad for the market. Market goes straight up till all the puts folded. Then dropped like a cock |
| Feels like they have plundered as much as they wanted and are now just gonna fuck the markets and economy. Puts everywhere |
| GTLB go on and git |
| Yup. Mm gave a nice entry to those that know what to look for |
| how is DELL not $500 yet off that report |
| Is GLD cooked? |
| My condolences |
| That might be the funniest shit I’ve read today. |
| Wendy’s? |
| Lmao DELL massive beat still down on the day |
| $DELL 50sma daily is at 434.22... |
| They’d still be private. It’s private unless the company is listed on an exchange subject to SEC reporting requirements. Buying shares in a fund that invests in private companies is not that. |
| Already did looks like it. Up 6% |
| GOOG either breaking a one year uptrend or it's about to bounce off the 200 daily MA again. I'm buying here. |
| lol wow! Dell almost back to where it traded at open |
| Thanks Dell! |
| GITLAB making a run |
| This market is for day traders. |
| Yea. I did the duck face when I read it. |
| Bs spy movement for the last 10 minutes, somehow lost money on puts twice despite it dripping |
| Did crdo miss |
| As a shareholder of GLD, I demand earnings as well. Where is the CEO |
| Wouldnt happen without actual recession. Too much dip buying now. People need to run out of money first. |
| USO thru the roof. gotta decide if i wann hold these puts or not idkdkdkdkdk |
| hey why it is red today, lucky i bought moderna :pepetrump: |
| Damn dell just booming to still negative on the day! |
| Une caliss de bonne idée ça, tabarnak! (not) |
| It's going to 900 by EOM |
| I genuinely laughed outloud |
| HOLD IT WITH YA LIPS |
| YOU HAVE TIME LEFT BEFORE THAT 24HR MARK STILL |
| when is pawn reportin? |
| Wonder if GoPro will get to 10$ |
| **BanBet Won** — /u/Life-Trade-6514 (4W - 3L, 57%)\n\n| Ticker | Entry → Target | Move | Time | Result |\n|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|\n| **DELL** ▲ | $425.09 → $450.00 | +5.9% | 38m | Won | |
| Dell singlehandedly making QQQ green |
| GoPro gonna be the rug pull of the decade |
| They prob open around 480-500 |
| Dell saves the market once again |
| | Ticker | Target | Entry | Current | Move | Expires |\n|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|\n| **DELL** ▲ | $450.00 (above) | $425.09 | $422.33 | +5.9% | 23h 22m |\n| **Record** | 3W - 3L | 50% | - | - | - | |
| Docksinbitts green tomorrow |
| !BANBET |
| If you bought DELL at 512, this is your chance to get out lmao |
| A moment of silence for that guy who sold DELL calls |
| Small pump for man, big dump for mankind |
| 4.8 on the 10y note, jesus |
| dell still gonna be red for day |
| How is anyone still holding calls on anything is beyond me |
| thanks for being here :)) |
| Hello IV Crush my friend... |
| You've come to the right place my boy. |
| More like widen retail buttholes |
| FORTY FUCKING PERCENT THIS SHITS GOING TO $800 |
| Fake first move on Dell or can we actually celebrate? |
| stop hanging out with lady boys |
| CRDO is bleeding out the ass |
| Oil saving my portfolio from committing seppuku |
| do i short dell here\n\n |
| Wow great earnings! DELL almost going to hit opening price! :wow: |
| Michael Dell will do it himself |
| HOLD MY DICK LIL BOIIIIII! |
| Holy fucking beat |
| Insane quarterly report from Dell. |
| Still at relative all time highs … indexes haven’t sold off which means plenty of downside to go… everybody forgot what a -5% plus circuit breaker feels like and it shows |
| W plz |
| My 500c’s are fucking MOOOOOONING |
| Higher gas prices and inflation stock market is ass America is still great though right? |
| I've seen this movie before. It's a classic. |
| do you remem🐻, the 21st night of septem🐻 |
| Pump on dell |
| I deserve this for not inversing WSB on DELL |
| Its all one big trade. And the bond market is at the center of it. Credit is the oxygen that breathes life into every other part of the market and economy. |
| **ZIG ZAG LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER** |
| Man, you entered on a pump fake, watched the underlying drop 30% further, and then the market offers you a near breakeven exit and you don't take it?! |
| Half war , half peace . It's in the program |
| I like that play for the longterm. If AI play works out, it'll only increase demand for renewable energy due to the sheer energy demands it creates. If it fails, I doubt it harms the trend towards renewable. |
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| 600 would be fair for those numbers but MMs will never allow it, we are going to the depths of hell tomorrow spy to 500 |
| You ported SPY calls? That might be the craziest shit I’ve heard this week. |
| dell it is! |
| Bearish, if they beat by too much it means less for the next quarter |
| Monguh-db |
| R.I.P sorry man |
| Dell is almost back to the price it was almost a day ago |
| Lol I just need DELL above $430. God speed. |
| Looks like green on dell |
| I can't believe Dell is going to theta burn everyone. Who knew? |
| Can we plz fix search function??? |
| Holy shit this is going to suck… |
| Go pro options |
| lol |
| Oh yeahhhh! :hug: Knew you’d cum to the dark side 😈 |
| They beat everything on raw strength. Damn. Damn. |
| What the Dell is going on here |
| why is mongo always so crazy on ER. went down 7% to flat and down again to 9% and somehow will be green tomorrow |
| He is going to want the Panama Canal after all this Hormuz. |
| I love the first candle on er's because it's always comically large in both directions and you dunno if the stock is eating shit or mooning |
| No |
| Iran plan going well. |
| :pepetrump: Dell is mooning |
| Too many negativity |
| Dell to $700 eod leaking into $840 by open tmr |
| It’s 1st of September and I’m done for this month already 😭😭😭😭 all last months gains gone |
| **first 37 moves fake** |
| **BanBet Won** — /u/TechniCruller (1W - 0L, 100%)\n\n| Ticker | Entry → Target | Move | Time | Result |\n|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|\n| **DELL** ▲ | $425.41 → $440.00 | +3.4% | 32m | Won | |
| Yeah those number are for dell to go to 600 but they won’t allow it |
| Watching Dell go to 445 to crash immediately back into 421 is HILARIOUS. |
| i slaughter incels for fun |
| He won't attack Canada |
| Somehow, my port is up 5% trading spy calls today. |
| Why is everybody so bearish about $NVDA?? |
| That agent? Believe it or not, priced in |
| oh shit everything earnings is a dump |
| Looking into IREN calls what do you think? |
| I'm so glad I went cash gang, not gonna touch this until yields calm the fuck down. Remember, September is known to be bearish and with all the shyt that's going on, we could potentially see a 20-30% correction. Numbers dont lie, and hyperinflation is coming wether you like it or not |
| Just a teeny tiny war, the smallest. Nobody is talking about it, I’m not even talking about it. |
| *Processing img mhtwnezotymh1...*\n\n \nGood thing is, you’ll be still cookin’. |
| Yes |
| This guy ridedicks |
| it was! |
| what a rally in after hours!!!!!! |
| these earnings events have become comedy |
| 100% chance of rate cut now |
| Aaaaand it's gone |
| When? |
| Fuuuuuuucckkk lol, next time I guess |
| DELL TO THE FKN MOON |
| DELL +25% after ER, +another 50% after announcing partnership with Anthropic. |
| Spoken like a champ |
| It was \~17k, knowing that the net is 90 and realized profit is 73. Simple math skills and research are what separates this from gambling! |
| Fuck. They doubled eps |
| I lost $82 today |
| Aal is dying |
| anyone see that mongdo candle? |
| wasn´t first move always fake? |
| Wake me up when Septem 🐻 ends |
| Pakistan and Gulf countries will pressure 🥭 to stop the attacks, Bessent will buy long-dated bonds, all will be fine |
| We’re getting fucked and mango just busy chopping down pretty trees |
| MONDO BURGER |
| if they announce they will start making datacenters that would be good for them |
| If we are going back to feudal society of peasants and lords it is only right to bring back feudal punishments. Bring back quartering, and tar and feathering if they can’t tamp down on inflation and bond prices. |
| \*DELL SEES FY REV. $192B, SAW $165B TO $169B, EST. $173.76B\n\n\*DELL TECHNOLOGIES 2Q ADJ EPS $7.04, EST. $4.90\n\n\n\n\*DELL 2Q AI-OPTIMIZED SERVERS REV. $16.40B, EST. $16.03B\n\n\n\n\*DELL TECHNOLOGIES 2Q TOTAL NET REV. $46.97B, EST. $44.78B\n\n\n\n\*DELL TECHNOLOGIES 2Q ADJ. OPER INCOME $5.93B, EST. $4.18B\n\n\n\n$DELL |
| Bang |
| MY GOD DELL. |
| Taco when? |
| 100 bucks is 100 bucks, better than a red day |
| I would be rich |
| Stocks would likely go up |
| Even nvda margins shrank from chip costs. Yall think dell might be saved? |
| :hesright: |
| USO to hit 150 tomorrow. You heard it here first. You'll likely never hear it again. |
| So inverse wsb is the way to diversify your inverse Cramer portfolio. |
| Are you foreal |
| BAAAAANG |
| Iran declares Axios a terrorist organization |
| lmao dell |
| wanna cuddle |
| Just need DELL under $400 |
| Congrats on $183 |
| My strategy is to not starve while waiting for my bags lift off. Or just starve if that doesnt happen |
| My god! They are already screwing us. How many more ways would they like to be able to do the job they already are so efficient at ??? |
| BREAKING: Jim Cramer says a rate cut looks unlikely. |
| Everything is computer\n\nDon't forget that |
| And I’m rich |
| Which is why it won’t happen. Everyone front ran it. Which got us here. Everyone will realize it’s not happening and start buying bonds and equities. Have fun! |
| 🥭 has been great for stocks. 2 back to back big up years |
| Could we focus on improving the public market first? |
| I mean if being dirty means profitable, then its a buy position! I could hardly care about the company acting fairly or not; as long as the rocket goes up, I am happy |
| 26min |
| HELL YEAH -0.69% |
| If the market tries to rally but the July highs hold — it could be a long autumn! |
| Made 100 dollars of profit today. It ain’t much but it’s honest work 🤗 |
| Oil looking nasty right now |
| where is my taco? |
| # NO NEWS DAY AND MY PORT IS 5% DOWN.\n\n# WHAT IF THERE WAS AN AXIOS ARTICLE TITLED: TRADE TALKS FAILED, U.S BEGINS GROUND INVASION OF CANANDA |
| Been the case the past 6 months bro |
| It'll still be Iran. |
| Wish i never discovered options |
| Regards regards regards regards |
| :pepeuwu:… 🍑😈 |
| I don’t have any calls bud 😂 |
| I know nothing but I know OP is cooked😂 |
| Wow I’m also on the 2x MRVL and also lost 30%+ last week! Got a little return today though but you might be peak regard for the Dell move.. |
| > 19.2%\n\nOnly? That's a win for this sub LMAO 🤣 🤌 |
| It's a computer company. |
| Trump will go for canada or cuba next year |
| oddly enough, thats where we keep it at work. lol |
| Dell ⬆️ |
| Nooo, I'm not saying you were. I'm saying it's wildly bizarre. That you and I are experiencing the same environment across however many states from one another. |
| any idea what time dell is ? |
| Dude, I’m getting a dell |
| Timing is what’s missing, the early pump isn’t widely talked about. The post pump and dump is widely talked about. The agent is just investing too late. |
| Going to bag hold this month, can the masses here shower me with regards |
| Someone unloaded a huge bag on dell and it didn’t flinch |
| kospi gonna hit circuit breakers tonight |
| Up 183% today. I must’ve done something right. |
| USO lmao ok maybe ill hold onto my puts for tomorrow. seems really risky. if we dont open at 757 ill be pretty fucked |
| I hope that by the end of the trade war we'll be able to negotiate speaking only French instead of Quebec French |
| Dude, your parents didnt get you a Dell? |
| Is dell earnings even out yet? Or this just random regarded movement? |
| Just gotta believe it will go up tmr |
| I went heavy into AA and CLF because they are big in the metal supply chain, AA just got into the gallium production. I'm holding and at a loss rn but I think long term materials and solar are low risk option if you want to avoid any AI stuff.\n\n |
| ill lube my asshole so they can keep fucking me |
| Yup looking like it |
| What do we think about dell? |
| It’s called the five hundo-one grand-five hundo shuffle! 😂 |
| Keep telling myself to not trade 0dte qqq but here we are again |
| Funny How Israel startet this… and Now its in peace with İran while US is fighting 🤣🤣🤣🤣 |
| $55 from scalping today w00t |
| Can AMD go back to 500 |
| Puts |
| you'll do.\n\n*hey* |
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| BOOMIN OR NAH? |
| No way they let the market be red 3 days I expect some fluff statements soon to gas up markets. |
| In this market fon't forget to sell after you've received your government mandated daily green candle. You get one of them only. |
| My buddy who was heavy into 🌽 was dickriding Mango HARD during the last elections\n\nSince then he moved to NYC and is now dickriding Mamdani because he made all these promises\n\nWhen I called out he used to suck off Mango, he got really defensive and butthurt, wrote essays on group chat to defend himself\n\nit's actually genuinely sad lol |
| Down 19.2% .. Thats -230% a year.. short? |
| I’m an alcoholic that got fired in February. |
| Yeap, we expected a rally but it sucked all liquidity out of space sector |
| ? |
| Invest in KEEL right now or you’ll be a brokie |
| Made this comment 14 hrs ago late last night\n\nTomorrow\n\n bonds 📉 yields📈\n\nEquities 📉\n\nGold 📉\n\nOil📈 |
| Not with a stock that barely makes any money and has no hope of maintaining that growth rate unless they hire thousands of new engineers. |
| Lfg |
| I bought a 2x Marvell lost 30 percent of my portfolio last week now I’m in 2x dell could I be any more regarded holy shit |
| September gonna do September things. |
| DELL |
| Bought a fist full of 4 dte 500c on del at close. That dip was just to sweet |
| Just in: Trump says he loves Taco with milk but if he doesnt get the milk he wont wear his tampon hence attack other countries |
| Don’t have sh’owb’nning on any of them |
| ? |
| how is Dell still around? |
| Iran is about to make it Moves lol |
| gonna grab some popcorn to watch dell since I have no stakes in this whatsoever |
| Oil is about to fuck us to death, right? |
| in between confirmed |
| Better be 350 cause I held my 450p I bought yesterday |
| Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to the final stage of exit liquidity. |
| Literally. The 11% swing +- gets them back to their price..a few days ago. LOL. |
| check the crash cart. |
| -15% |
| Not sure, but that'll most likely pull us out of the War if it does happen. Sooner it gets there the sooner we end this war. |
| Puts on GoPro |
| 😏 |
| Bery Scary |
| Bonds pay, gold… looks pretty |
| Dell +50% |
| You should make one that shorts instead. |
| Ya bro these wins came after a week of back to back losses for me😭 |
| **FIRST MOVE ALWAYS FAKE** |
| Not fuck mu fuck the stock market |
| Make Momentum Great Again |
| I think I sold at the bottom for MRVL. Thanks to chatbot for telling me to set my stops at $203 LOL\n\n |
| Didn’t that dot bomb go out of business 25 years ago??? 😂 |
| GenAI is a bubble but AI is not |
| Calls |
| If our 401ks force this upon us with no way to opt out, it might actually be time to get pitchforks out and start a revolution because we're just cattle to them at this point.\n\nIn the meantime, do everything in your power to get out of USD assets. |
| I'll widen and fill you |
| SNDK?? |
| Shitty price action today. I’m only up 0.13% |
| cant find dopamine anywhere. |
| QQQ to 730 EOW!! |
| *Defeated male leaves* |
| Dell to $1,000 after these earnings beat |
| Dell 350 or 500 no in between |
| Remember, every dip is a ✨ new beginning ✨ |
| I remember last Thursday too! 😀 \n\nHopefully I can forget Friday, Monday and… most of today. 😭 |
| I wish you vibe coders could be bothered to at least write your own post. |
| Fuck mu |
| Views on today's move, breakout or expect profit taking |
| the stock maybe trash but permabulls always win in the long term. |
| if only dell calls werent so expensive, i wouldve played it |
| Scott Bessent reacted to the natural order of things fucking up the stock market. Then he FAFO that he couldn't stop it. Now it looks worse. |
| 10Y 5% when? |
| *Processing img pt7h9tt0tymh1...* |
| waiting on dell earnings |
| how is precious metals getting raped so bad |
| This is who American Evangelicals think we need to bomb Iran for: Sanhedrin 107[80] tells of a Jesus ("Yeshu") who "offended his teacher by paying too much attention to the inn-keeper's wife. Jesus wished to be forgiven, but [his rabbi] was too slow to forgive him, and Jesus in despair went away and put up a brick [idol] and worshipped it."[81]\n\nIn Gittin 56b and 57a,[82] a story is told in which Onkelos summons up the spirit of “the sinner(s) of Israel”. He describes his punishment in the afterlife as boiling in excrement.[83][84][clarification needed]\n\nSome scholars claim that the Hebrew name Yeshu is not a short form of the name Yeshua, but rather an acrostic for the Hebrew phrase "may his name and memory be blotted out" created by taking the first letter of the Hebrew words.[85] |
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| Alright markets closed now🥭 can bring out the 🌮 |
| Going to listen to The Doors "The End" on the way home |
| Full porting DELL on margin. Let’s go |
| YEAH SO MANY BROS HERE. ITS CRAZY. SOME NEW BROS, SOME OLD BROS. |
| Holy hell dell down 7% pre earnings |
| You got it. Thanks |
| spy 755 tomorrow yall act like it cant keep going down for a LOGICIAL reason |
| Please goto 500 |
| Calls |
| I know people are suggesting inverting the bot decisions. But I am pretty sure that even if you built a bot that sells everything this sub talks about it would be down even more. |
| lol verified trader with the banbet result getting 1st |
| PLTR on the way back down to $100 It's such a trash stock. I can't wait for the permabulls to lose all their gains. |
| AI trade getting fucked every day by Trump |
| another 7 hours in the books ladies and gents :pepecross: |
| I got one dell put because why not |
| Yay money |
| Think what you want, bud. Why would I make shit up? I'm just trying to put something together for my kids and hopefully retire some day. |
| :feetswing: |
| USO, didn’t even know you could but that thing |
| Fucking MM kept widening my spread and didn’t fill me. May have been a blessing |
| #Why did Scott Bessent have to fuck up the natural order of things and fuck up the stock market 😤 😒 😑 😐 🙄 😫 |
| My puts are now scared |
| Op do opposite and you will be 19%up |
| Oil makes up a decent chuck of my port so -1% today |
| first |
| Tehran under attack |
| Don’t give me hope |
| Let's see how many investors Dell creates today |
| S&P down 2% from peak with this close\n\n>!Only 38% more to go!< |
| 10k from silver |
| lol crazy how SpaceX IPO basically fucked the entire sector |
| Red september, you know it, I know it, everyone knows it |
| Twas a good day! More of the same tomorrow please! |
| Ah, yes, the AI thesis. |
| Mods what about the new thread? MODS?! |
| Holy Christ |
| wow, look at that USO pump as soon as they close the market. I guess they couldn't do that earlier. |
| A.S.S. |
| If dell moons I will be shocked. |
| We don't really care about the war anymore, this just proves that we are going to run out of oil. |
| What are you smoking and may i have some? Spacex is down. 50m shares traded and prob a few billion in calls to try and pump it. And down it goes. |
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| Micron with almost no last minute runup. We dropping tonight. |
| PENCILS DOWN |
| Can we get another one of those last minute Micron & SanDisk bumps? 😊 🫂 🙏 |
| THAT WAS THE OLE FUCK YOUR PUTSROOKSI |
| Bloom bloomin |
| It will develop on the buttplug matrix iteration to make it’s next version AGI. This is awesome |
| lmfao what is the point of after hours? someone explain to me how its not just a scam |
| Korean blood bath loading 🩸🐻 |
| Wurst! |
| So will Dell fuck me or what |
| Alright. Bought 500c’s for Friday right at close. Let’s see. |
| wtf what was that spike |
| Bols?\n\nBers? |
| Enph and fslr would be my picks but I also don't think market will reward renewable names yet. But the shift is quietly happening. Texas for example invested more into renewable than oil in recent years, despite being politically against it. Market economics are starting to favour renewable but it's anyone's guess when their stocks benefit. |
| it was a pretty red day, but if AAPL had not been up 2.6% it would have been an absolute bloodbath |
| GO TO LATEST THREAD! 🪡 :screech: :screech: :dance: |
| Dell |
| Just unluck timing |
| Of courses it's not significant yet. Keep at it for another 30 months and you'll have enough data to see how significant it can be. |
| Honestly better than I though |
| 1st |
| Axios article wen? |
| fake ass pump |
| The unkown figure named "AI" holding up the U.S. economy was found and killed by the IRGC |
| Dell to $800 after earnings |
| Did anyone see that MU 955 flash before closing? |
| Nah lol I use the platform, posted because I thought it was funny. and it’s free money for all of us to get referrals here |
| How much are tou guys down today? |
| **BanBet Lost** — /u/Level_Counter3062 (0W - 1L, 0%)\n\n| Ticker | Entry → Target | Move | Time | Result |\n|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|\n| **SAIC** ▲ | $128.22 → $130.79 | +2.0% | 1d | Lost | |
| Inverse wsba will be a leading strategy to close out ‘26 |
| Bols-Bers tug of war.\n\nGot rolls of nickels??? |
| I wanna be a bag holder 😎 |
| Is this thing on wtf dell |
| Reverse and be 19% plus |
| WHAT WAS THAT |
| 11% |
| Mayne Go made me lose $7 today |
| told me what? you were wrong |
| Shut the hell up mister |
| what the fuck my puts nooo |
| Every once in awhile the market forgets that it doesn't care about the war and then soon afterwards it remembers it doesn't care about the war. |
| i'll pay u $100 to kill this ONE fruit fly in my room fml |
| Gang gang :chad: |
| # LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO |
| Not sure why everybody is giving interaction to clear AI slop that's just a Raijin ad. |
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| GAYCX totally didn't dump on retail after being private |
| bang that close |
| And here we go! |
| This pump lmao |
| Thank you VIX! |
| Had a winning day on options boys |
| I have nipples Greg, can you milk me? |
| Hot jobs on Friday will be hilarious |
| Imagine going long on censorship and spyware |
| *buys put, spx booms* |
| Market so dirty my whorish wife feels cleaner |
| Omg im getting reported by AutoMod goddd |
| OP, you should know better. Reverse the algo and you'll be rich. If wsb says buy, then sell. |
| Yeah use my link too so we both get $20 lol [Raijin](https://raijin.trade/r/bob) |
| This Iran war is turning into a damn soap opera. One day we're getting a peace deal, next day we're back to bombing each other. At this point just tell me whether to buy calls or puts. |
| So this whole post is just a targeted ad campaign lmao |
| GUH GUH GUH |
| wow, what a retard |
| DELL CALLS BEFORE ITS TOO LATE |
| Possible can't deny |
| here we go with that same aapl bs |
| Y'all got anymore of that bag holder cope |
| I don't see any wendy's stock. |
| Calls now |
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| Buy now forget for 1-2 years. Thats my strategy not financial advice |
| Anyone playing VSXY? |
| well it's 3:59, not doing it!!!!!!!!!! |
| Yeah, the 4th times I followed this sub advice, I lost money, never again. |
| To stop the MU run today I knew I had to buy in. You’re welcome bears |
| full port calls before the bell rings cuz tomorrow iwll ge green |
| I'm afraid to look. Maybe check my port in a year like a boomer. |
| and i'm going to sell call puts |
| Murban at $105. WTI above $90 again. War is hot again. Reserves empty. Yea, it's find out time. |
| Strange that I have zero idea where you live. And yet, everything you said is completely identical to where I am. I wonder why that is. Hmm. |
| Nano futures, Stock Futures, Spot futures, endless cryptoCurrencies, mkt moving to 24hrs, PDT rule gone, banking regulations lowered, Endless 2,3,5X ETFs, Inverse ETFs, Fed bond buying, and so on. For a country that prints money to infinity it feels like they are screaming for liquidity and that's kinda concerning for me. GL. |
| they're fucking watching me |
| omfg i wanted to sell dell csp so bad, the 10% OTM is $600 this friday |
| in 10 years AI will be amazing |
| You are supposed to short whatever this sub talks about. |
| I agree, i don't think we are close to the end at all, with nations spending billions of their budget on AI this gamble of AI saving their budgets in the future will be very interesting to follow. |
| What’s the forecasted % swing? |
| I'm sure the deal will be real this time |
| Its conserving energy before blasting off |
| it's on the website |
| I could’ve told you that people here are morons without an agent… |
| Jusssst a few more tendies and you got this. Hollllld! |
| Quick give me an earnings play |
| DELL CALL HERE NOW |
| Damn Dell down 7% before earnings |
| Don’t know shit about CRDO but just gambled on calls to feel something. |
| Make an agent that buys puts on everything thats talked about here |
| such a good day then back to theta bleed, how lame |
| Dude. It was below 750 a month ago and the underlying assets haven'tchanged that much. It has plenty of room to drop below 760. |
| Sorry yes 767 |
| NEW: Air defenses activated east of Tehran, according to Mehr.\n\nIf they’re hitting Tehran, it’s escalating badly now tbh. \n\nFucking sucks, I have family there right now too 😕. Lucky I’m in Canada |
| they going to rug spcx to open price lol what are they smoking mms? |
| Oil 🤣💃 |
| getting $161 is better than $0. |
| Look at that massive sell off volume at 3:42 \n\nBaiting the bulls for the 100th time into believing there might be a power hour lol |
| Some of you sound like you weren’t buying puts when they were on sale. So get to it. I gave you a 20. It’s not going to suck itself. No teeth please. |
| fk hold puts or not idkdkddk |
| DELL might retard pump on earnings and then rugpull back down by open tomorrow |
| Hold guys. Hold. War will be over just like March 29 |
| Probably to bet in the other direction... |
| put |
| DELL CALLS HERE |
| Put/call for Dell is 1.41 😬 |
| Made 9 bucks on a DIA pooot.\n\nHedged bets.\n\nBols might cover a bit of shorts.\n\nFall could be bearish overall. |
| What do you do for living to have such amount of money to be 🔥 ? |
| SPX moves from 7630 to 7624\n\n#END OF DAY RUG!! BLACK TUESDAY!! CASINO!!!\n\nYou are retarded. |
| i bought lotto qqq |
| dell dumping... what do the insiders know? |
| DELL calls. See you in Valhalla. |
| I wonder if the algos smoke a Newport when market closes 🤷🏻♂️ |
| USO dump overnight |
| tomorrow we fly high boys |
| By the time this sub talks about something, it’s time to exit the position. You try one that’s the opposite? |
| dell puts are obvious |