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| DCA fo sho! |
| That's a fancy way o sayin you're tarded |
| Lost $2.77 no more supersize meal for u |
| Electricity and Power is the real bubble. We are getting robbed |
| Hood LOL |
| Yep she’s not gona need a j pouch. Shes got 2/3rds of the sigmoid but that’s all that’s left of the colon. But they’re saying 70% chance Crohn’s returns and even higher in her case if they do the reconnection surgery. And of course she wants the reversal 🙄. She’s started tremfiya. Steroid refractory and infliximab did nothing. It’s just wild she was fit and healthy then bam! 0-100 in 2 weeks. Thank you. |
| Because of earnings brother it’s a big earnings week |
| Get off this app kid! |
| Spys most important, are the mag 7, the rest of the 493 companies in the S&p dont even add up to google plus tesler. The mag 7 is so massive they dwarves all other companies. Mag 7 dont care about oil, therefore, spy does not. Make sense? |
| Indices flow favored my long puts but got diddy'd by vix holy crumbcakes |
| why mad? cuz he can't stay hard? |
| I mean you put that away into some dividends and let that be your play money on ex.dates |
| Time to sell! Before you get robbed even more |
| I played Amex |
| Oh god, HOOD please stop |
| Is MSFT gonna print |
| How do you do WET 🎶 |
| he probably forgot about it until nvidia popped lol |
| Yup |
| Every dollar you put into HOOD is a dollar you don't put into AMD and Nvidia. \n\n\nLost oppurtunity is huge. |
| Yeah I’m really happy with management, I love this company. In a shitty macro environment they are still posting growth, so no complaints there. My long term thesis remains unchanged; hood will be a financial super app that will be a trillion dollar company one day |
| Only goes up, duh 🐥 |
| hehehe |
| Did uso top at 140 again or did it break it? |
| msft, meta, amzn, goog reporting after the bell tmrw |
| This idiot bubble is out of control. Get ready for a lost decade Japan style. |
| Naw it's not accounting for the massive supply surge when it eventually opens up. Get ready for oil prices in the negative like Covid.\n\nThe otm puts will print. |
| I think it takes a couple days |
| I see it as one retard passing money to another retard so there will never be a time where there are no retards |
| Bear thesis: oil fucked, everything’s expensive, gas near if not at ATH, bad guidance from the 4 giants tomorrow\n\nBull thesis: only Amazon gives bad guidance, other 3 moon on AI stuff, stocks only go up\n\n🤔 |
| Can Mods add Jensen's "I didn't wake up a loser." To the scoreboard slogan cycle? \n\n\nSeems like it could be pretty dynamic interpretation lol. |
| To what lol |
| 1 more day until I yolo $10K on SPY calls… gonna buy 15 min before market close tomorrow for expiration this Friday. |
| So much money and you can't even afford a hedge what the f*** just give your money to me so I can properly manage it |
| Did UAEs oil infrastructure get wiped out in all this? Or was that another country? |
| Me too? 🦖 |
| Probably no change. But I'm betting when JPow speaks he's gonna infer that shit needs to calm the fuck down. |
| Nothing you just said makes sense. |
| No AI spending market tanks, to much AI spending market tanks. They should just say AI a couple dozen times and not go to much into detail. Then we pump like crazy. |
| rotate from hood to bull please market makers. |
| I'm getting too old for this horse shit! |
| Hope you sold some calls as a hedge |
| Based on what? |
| The same thing we do everyday. Wake up and see if the war has restarted. |
| <10k first |
| they should...but my port says they do in fact not |
| reasonable here |
| Visa calls gonna save my portfolio in the morning |
| They have one port that even thats degraded due to Iranian drone strikes. Even at full capacity the pipelines that feed to it cant even support half of what theyre losing from the Strait. There is no viable short term solution as this terminal is the furthest away from its oil fields. |
| Two pennies: It’s been flat for four years. Not for earnings |
| what happens when retards no have money? |
| Why? Explain |
| at least im not a wage cuck piece of garabage like you |
| Why? It was very positive . Bright future |
| I downvoted the guy who was smug about his voo and chill “strategy” |
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| YES!!!!! CONGRATS!!! I once sold to close some HTZ $0.50 puts for $0.50 during the bankruptcy, glad I did 'cuz after that HTZ mooned and the shareholders got some $. Wanted to play CAR but figured I had enough of rental car companies. |
| Honestly, shouldn't investors think more positively of HOOD? They saw the headwind with crypto trading and quickly diversified and expanded to other sources of income, ended up maintaining decent growth in revenue and profit. To me that's good signs of vision and adaptability. Might load up if it falls below 70 |
| I can here Buckcherry Lit up playing during this gamble. |
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| 70 csp checking in 5/15 |
| which ones are good tho? i looked into polestar 4 and everyone complains that the sw is buggy and resale is ass |
| Now that I’ve started trading futures, my moves are the same every day, take a bunch of small trades going either direction. |
| We should expect what we've been conditioned to expect. Powell keeps printer on and balance sheet growing.\n\nAll tech smashes expectations.\n\nBasically same thing as always. |
| !remindme 2 years |
| Could use a +2% before open kind of day tomorrow or Thursday |
| WITNESS ME 🐻🐻🐻 |
| Wouldn't be surprised. If so they deserve it. |
| Maybe selling those HOOD 75 puts in my IRA was a mistake LOL |
| Why do people post six figure portfolio screenshots\n\n😠 Don't flex on me, bro!!! |
| If he dies, he dies |
| Real recognize real.\n\n*^(Regards know regards. Degens know degens.)* |
| You already have a bet going - SPY to 680.0 before 28-Apr-2026 06:19 PM -05 |
| !banbet |
| I like it |
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| Yes indeed |
| I think you are lol who gives a fuck right now what any of OPEC does. They can't get their oil out of the strait so what's the point |
| #Last quarter all Mag7 beat earnings but 5 of them dumped because they said they'd spend more capex on AI. LMAO🤌 |
| One more thing to add, is cmps is currently targeting treatment resistant depression (TRD) which means their target patient pool has already failed at least two other antidepressant drugs on the market currently. This is an entirely different diagnosis than major depressive disorder (MDD) or general anxiety disorder (GAD). While a doctor may be able to prescribe an MDD drug for a patient with a TRD diagnosis, the insurance companies likely won't reimburse for it because it hasn't had successful clinical trials to prove it works. This leaves cmps with fewer competitors than they appear to have at first glance. |
| Bulls like, comment and subscribe |
| ADBE 3/19/2027 260 strike call (not financial advice) |
| Tf would be hard to understand what he said 😂 |
| Good bot |
| Should’ve sniped that dip that was a quick bounce lmao. Hopefully you loaded more |
| Insane |
| Same |
| They actually passed Open AI in valuation. Anthropic focused heavily on enterprise solutions which is more lucrative. |
| Is it a good time to buy hood? Might sell some puts in the morning |
| Fucking is a e |
| I have an occasional premium problem, but I’m managing it. |
| Haven't they been doing that? |
| #Tomorrow we find out whether tech lives or dies LMAO🤌 |
| HOOD i'm not mad just disappointed |
| I have puts expiring tomorrow and calls expiring Thursday and I fear that is the wrong order |
| Yea oil making a head and shoulders on the daily and likely topped today imo |
| Any of yall KOPN a feel on KOPN? |
| Yeah, overreaction imho |
| What percentage of ur portfolio did you use |
| GLW down big today, buy tomorrow losers!!!! |
| Hell yeah! I much preferred this route. Just wanted you to know I cared, in the off chance you didn’t make it |
| Yeah I'm surprised how many people here must not understand geography lol lots of people saying this means oil price goes down.... But they still have to get their oil out first lol |
| Is it too much to ask for SPY and USO to pump together? |
| Oops, my bad |
| You already have a bet going - CAR to 100.0 before 01-May-2026 05:29 PM -05 |
| !banbet |
| Gonna tank just like last time. |
| I'm +2.6% profitable\n\nBut if I'm patient, I think we could get back down to -40%\n\nI'll sleep on it |
| Hurts. Was up so much a while back, shoulda sold. Now I’m holding a bag. \n\nWe just need a bull market or btc to make a comeback. Hood will follow the money. |
| FREAK THE FUCK OUT AND SELL EVERYTHING!!!!\n\nJust practicing for 4:05 PM EST tomorrow |
| 🫡 |
| Dip for ants. Tomorrow will be up 1-2% |
| tldr, how does your rant make market go up??? |
| May I’ll just set up a stop loss and ride it too |
| CVNA gonna beat tomorrow. Will they be honest about forward guidance? |
| I still like hood for options and sports betting |
| That'll happen. I survived the marketplace meet up. So steaks in person still possible |
| Can get 85 out here in Colorado. Less oxygen or whatever |
| bid or ask? |
| Why you think that? |
| Hodl my friend. \n\nI’ll be back in 3 months when this prints |
| #TLDR\n\n---\n\n**Ticker:** QQQ, AMD, MU\n\n**Direction:** Up\n\n**Prognosis:** Buy QQQ $700 and $800 Calls (Exp 3/19/2027), load up on TQQQ, AMD, and MU shares. \n\n**Catalyst:** Cheaper oil (UAE/Hormuz) + Fed rate cuts (Warsh) + Mag7 AI money trickling into semi capex.\n\n**Backup Plan:** Working the dumpster behind Wendy's. |
| depending on where you live, it cost like 6/7 bucks to fill up, and if you're in the city, the big stores have rows of EV chargers you can use for free. It's actually nuts. |
| Faceblasters! |
| NVDA primed to rip the rest of the week |
| Short sofi long Pypl \n\n\nInverse that |
| Holy shit boys VLTO did it again. Who would’ve thought a company that supplies water testing shit to multiple industries was going to have reliable steady sales. |
| What will happen first? HOOD adopts the gold credit card for users or TSLA has robotaxis? |
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| damn nearly fell for this rage bait well done |
| Reminds me of when Zucc went full Metaverse |
| crazy how semis only need one down day for everyone to fomo back in \n\nim buying SOXS every single day they are green i dont care how much margin i have to use |
| Pardon me while I bussttt. 🎶 \n\n-Incelbus |
| The proper way |
| Hahaha 😆 |
| Dude |
| Calm down chad buffet |
| Only 200 shares. Had 1800 at one point |
| Missed you homey - I been lurking. Just busy af w/ work |
| Just give up and buy an ev already. It’s going to make you feel better when you can just admit that you’ve been abused by the fossil fuel industry because now it’s over and you’ll stop going to the gas station. It’ll be a relief to know you won’t continue to stay as a slave to the gas station. But you have to take the first step and admit the fossil fuel industry hurt you and abused you. So do yourself a solid and get solar panels and an ev. |
| About to lose 4-5k tomorrow morning off the bat lmao fuckkkkk |
| Oil was over 100 in 2008 as well |
| Im waiting, diamond hands, play has ton of momentum |
| I bought puts on Intel and you saw what happened. Tomorrow I will buy calls on Sandisk |
| That is bs, and I dealt with it too before the current terrible job market. Good luck! |
| How will cheaper oil hurt iran when they have been sanctioned to death for 30+ years |
| havent played since yellow |
| Time for Vlad to be replaced at Robinhood. He clearly can’t scale any further. Bring in a true alpha male like Elon to run it. He’s both handsome and a genius. |
| No I bought puts … |
| https://preview.redd.it/jdzloc8ka0yg1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9f74ccdb4aa019e3f9f67fa5286db270d0ddc5ff |
| Hey !! Good to see you are still around |
| AXTI on friday either going to be $100 or $45, no in between |
| Might as well get flair that says “RIP Walt Whitman” since I’m a poet bag holder |
| The proper term is femboi ser |
| Bears eat it with their hands |
| They said corn will run hard you gotta buy corn |
| B-U-S-S-Y. You retarded or something? |
| Eww fuckin gay |
| 5-7% tomorrow |
| 0% chance the guy you're responding to knows what that means |
| tired of playin in da hood? dont want vlad trying to turn his gambling app into a social media app for gamblers? \n\n\ngive Webull a try! sign up for free and get your first loss reversed with this cupon! signed a webull bagholder |
| Obviously all of them!! It's the whole point of the thing! |
| As much as I enjoy joining in on the HOOD shitting, the company itself is gonna be fine. Too many retards use the app for them to be in any real trouble. |
| I’m up 145% all time in Nok, might be time to sell |
| Yeah I think they have 2-3 business days to file a form 4 after their play |
| 0DTE, now that’s Vegas. SPY has been difficult lately. These gains balance out what I fubar’d on the SPY. 😆 |
| for real. $200p expiring this week are already up to $3k based off after hours prices, and they were near 1.25 at the absolute peak last week. |
| Of course they would, but only temporarily. It's way more expensive to shutdown production and restart than it is to sell at a loss. \n\nThe optionality is that different businesses in the supply chain can ignore crude oil prices going down and continue to charge elevated prices until demand destruction, then they can back off until equilibrium between maximum profit and demand. Sourcing crude from specific countries could also have dislocated prices from global due to competition or availability. |
| Wow they did cause the drop |
| You too, huh? |
| I just listened to the entire earnings call. Didn’t like alot of what I heard. |
| I would think oil prices, tariffs, issues with EVs would mean bearish? |
| The game of 🌽 ⚽ has nothing to do with 🌽. Best I can tell, there isn't even a ⚽ involved. |
| Lol yup drink that flouride boy. Its in every sip of water u take for your whole life |
| Simple as |
| I knew STX and NXPI were going to rip. \n\nSo I bought HOOD... fml. Need all the poor’s with a gold card to not pay off their balance each month to help us climb out of this fuckin mess |
| Bussy, its a guy |
| The filing just came out today right? Ahh makes sense. |
| I need my $100 puts to start peinting |
| Very noteable. I don't think people realise just how much oil goes on these tankers. Most of them that do the long international hauls hold 2B barrels or more on their ships. So the pipe doesn't even fill up 1 ship... Not to mention the Houthis and Somali pirates are actively operating in the red sea where this pipe goes too |
| I just need to know how to see that as it’s going up next time |
| this man gambles |
| Which pokemon are you guys going to choose in winds and waves?\n\nMe, I going with that pissed off chicken guy 😠🐥 |
| Thoughts on ford? |
| I’m sorry her what |
| 1K shares @ $240 |
| And yeah it was last week, during the initial cras |
| Still holding??? |
| tomorrow we pumpin' bois |
| How bad was the HOOD earnings call? Overreaction? |
| They sold like 2m at 620, and then another 2.5 at like 270 |
| It's happening. |
| Hood was ass today. Let’s hope sofi won’t be a bad boy tomorrow |
| This girls bussy is so AI its not even funny ive seen the real thing |
| Finally my chance to buy shares in the world's best casino... Robinhood |
| Nokia |
| in all honesty not a terrible idea but vol drag will not give you the returns you desire\n\nqqq in 5 years is up 94% but tqqq is up by only 123% |
| Oh wow so they sold last week? Or the current price is set at that price\n\nI kind of assumed they would sell during the rundown yeah or cause it |
| Goodbye |
| I don’t think I’ve ever had a bad day that started with a BJ. I try to explain the simplicity of this to the women I date but I must be saying it wrong somehow. |
| Retailers know that gasoline has razor thin margins (and sometimes negative margins) and treat it accordingly as a "loss leader" to drive traffic inside the store where the real profit is, they aren't trying to make gasoline their main profit driver. It's the cost of doing business in the sector. Taking advantage of and exploiting a crisis is in fact greed. |
| No you didn’t, run that back on 0DTE and we’ll talk |
| I will never understand the fixation with the strait. Its called the Persian Gulf for a reason. You think tankers are easy picking when transiting the gulf? How is it to shoot the docks where they refuel. \n\nThe strait is a synedoche for the whole region. |
| It's Warsh's call.\n\nHe could keep the money printer roaring.\n\nTaco can fudge inflation numbers. |
| BTDT. |
| See ya in a week 🙁 |
| That's all I needed to hear. Calls |
| I don’t know what kind of shit you’re talking about, I’m just eating my happy feeling thc gummies |
| Still holding 669 shares at $14.41 each. Keep hoping that it will get back up to $100+\n\nI believe in the company and see it succeeding long term. |
| Oh nooo |
| I liked their webcast format. |
| \nVlad just said HOOD will eventually expand into more social media and wants to create a financial social media platform and have creators and influencers \n\nWhat the Fuck |
| Yup I might buy some if it continues |
| Arise, chicken! Chicken, arise! |
| A lot of people do a lot of things |
| Get some high grade industrial cleaner that will get rid of the those cum stains no worries. |
| Lol HOOD drilling for oil |
| You could be dead in 5years.\n\nFull Port in 0dtes -> get Rich now and enjoy life its as simple as this |
| What is polymarket saying? |
| https://preview.redd.it/mm1wdncq90yg1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=128423b82ad74d8aff38b75d49ca617797d9de02\n\nCalls |
| Let's have an oil shortage, higher fuel prices, a drought in the Midwest and a cold spring in the north east after everything bloomed. Sounds very winning. |
| What if he 🌮 🥭 IS the reason the #Bubble 🫧 🫧 🫧 Pops! 💥 |
| Calls |
| If I could’ve bought more than one each, I totally would’ve 😆 those are some sick gains too. |
| Massive beat and huge cash flow for EXE. Now they just need to get their corporate shit together 😂 |
| Yah insane.. could have just said that we’ll be expanding our customer base significantly.\n\nI know loads of normies who don’t have anything beyond a 401k through the company. |
| It’s my fault for getting on Reddit |
| Depends on where you land on the regard scale |
| God damn sorry dude that’s horrible. Young people bounce back from everything, she’ll pull through. That’s a massive cock punch all at once though. Crohns is a curse. Make sure she still gets regular EGDs crohns can manifest in the foregut as well. It doesn’t have to be hopeless to restore continuity at some point, J pouches work pretty well |
| You better have some downers to mix with that if things get outta hand. Or uppers, just fuckin inverse whatever you start with I don’t want to know I could’ve stopped it. \n\nNow I’m gonna go pop a 20 and a bar |
| -76% in a week lmaooo criminy |
| Hood is gunna turn around. Over reaction for sure |
| Come to papa Hood |
| SOFI SHORT SQUZEEZEZEZZEZE |
| They sold at like 240+ |
| Sorry bro no. And I'm a perma bull. |
| Wow that's the only thing I bought today 😂 |
| Said no did GameStop teach you nothing regards |
| *hands you a piece of paper* Write something down |
| Peace negotiations with the hidden Iranian moderates are going well! |
| Shitcoin |
| Weak hands are green hands |
| Temporary imo but good shit |
| That was during the great TP run of 2020, wasn’t it? 😆 |
| Man I just wanna be rich. Boutta full port TQQQ and just not open the account for 5 years |
| I used to always fart in one specific spot in the bathroom until I realized I *stained* the wall ☺️ |
| Yeah no worries, I assume the next thing they will do is ship their cheaper oil out to world via the strait of ho..... Oh wait |
| broke |
| https://0dtetrader.substack.com/p/s-and-p-500-slips-as-ai-optimism?r=3dz3g6 |
| I was thinking the US being allies with both SA and UAE is a good preventative too in addition to breaking up OPEC also being in US interests. Just wondering if SA (and remaining OPEC members) will test that like 🐝 🐝 does. 🤔 |
| OIL FUCK |
| 80 tomorrow. |
| HOOD wont stop falling |
| Used all his ice cubes to cool down his water soup. Mama made it too hot.😫 |
| Wow they're a bit late |
| $10 for me |
| i just like the knowledge that someone is emotional enough about their position to downvote, usually a bad sign for their trade |
| It’s not tacos call unfortunately |
| They can’t predict the consequences of a hike or cut in this economy/market so they’re not going to do either |
| Winnie the Pooh’ing it is |
| can't argue with facts |
| Good lord man I’m trying to bone my wife later not go on a journey of self discovery |
| Better than 100% in options which we know happens lol |
| 4,968 hours is actually more than the total time you'd spend sitting in lectures to earn a four-year degree (usually around 1,800–2,000 hours). |
| Probably traitors selling info to the ccp |
| CAR bear fam: Pentwater Capital sells $510.9m Avis shares |
| A barrel of gas 😆 |
| What’s your position? |
| Lemme kill myself |
| Narrator: And that is how he ended up being arrested for practicing animal husbandry without a license. |
| Ah, the company that started the chaos of the middle east since 1947. |
| Nah, this guy. I like Tim, I think he’s funny and is at least honest. But he’s such a bear \n\n\nhttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4gD3cSGrU8o&pp=ugUHEgVlbi1VUw%3D%3D |
| The timing was lucky cuz I did hear about it squeezing up but didn’t know the extent of it until it started coming down. By the time I looked at the chart it was around $540. I looked for psychological strikes with good OI and some volume, that oddly were low priced for the volatility but also were far out of the money. Considering how quickly it was coming down, I knew it would hit $250. When it started getting close to that is when I bought the $200. \n\nWas this a gamble? Fuck yes it was. But I’d rather gamble on this side of the peak. You can’t time the top, unless you’re the hedge fund. But you can follow it back down to the cellar from whence it came. |
| Hood sucks , as I check the platform again … |
| PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMP 🐂🐂🐂🐂🐂🐂 |
| Don’t fart, that’s like a birds mating call. |
| 2 per year over 6 years isn't enough to ring alarm bells in my head |
| WDC calls |
| Honestly if no one upvoted me ever again I’d still trade what I trade and talk shit. If I cared about karma I’d go be outraged in pretty much any other subreddit and believe I’m changing the world one paragraph at a time. |
| He will be ok if it goes up. That's all I know |
| Jerome Powell bout to turn this bull ship around. \nNews to regards, sustained price of $100 barrel of gas will affect inflation. |
| Zero |
| Not under Tacoman’s watch broski, he gonna nuke Iran before he would let AI crash. |
| I think so |
| given all my profit back today via HOOD... FML |
| Indeed |
| More inclined for a hike |
| Lolol I like when something rips on earnings and then you get an upgrade and price target to the price it went to. Like… okay, wtf am I supposed to do now |
| https://preview.redd.it/bpp49tyy80yg1.png?width=553&format=png&auto=webp&s=4fd3f0ac3a6d4498faaa3cb7de413b2635fc76de\n\n |
| I didn't see it, but I am waiting to short it based nott only on the stock but markets could have a strong up day. I just see so many times there are huge snapbacks for a day on things like this. |
| What’s the commission rate on an Etsy witch |
| RIP |
| #I prayed and cried for times like this... 4 days ago for CAR |
| 50/50 |
| 1200 |
| Losing a banbet is the prison |
| Yes |
| Are you a bear? |
| What’s your take on the 11 missing/deceased scientists? Shall we all buy Bitcoin as a rebellion? |
| Take them all you pussy |
| Lmao HOOD is ass |
| Though hood was undervalued, I was very wrong |
| Soon sell puts u are good to go. ✌️ |
| I will be edging until 4:15pm tomorrow.\n\nThank you for your attention to this matter. |
| Two 30’s or a 60mg if we talking the same 💊 |
| If it goes south, steaks are on me at the funeral my friend. \n\nGood luck 🍻 |
| is $POET a buy at this price? |
| Only 271k but 6M would be more desirable! |
| Meme stock |
| Good afternoon |
| 😭 |
| Hood has been sent back to the hood. |
| What are the chances we see a rate cut from the fed tomorrow? Gamblers only. No answers from jackass mofos who think they know everything and don’t buy lottery tickets |
| This #AI Bubble 🫧 🫧 🫧 is getting ready to PoP ! 💥 💸 💸 #OpenAI 👀 |
| Let's do it. |
| FUCK ok |
| I sold all of mine already - I wish I had held |
| The fat homey w the mullet and funky hat? |
| All 3 |
| While they hedge against it!!\n\nA year later company x goes back up 45% \n\nThey readjust the price target to a higher price. It’s all a game |
| Until tomorrow |
| WHUT THE FUK. My wife got a new onset severe Crohn’s diagnosis and then toxic mega colon 2 weeks later. The last 3 weeks have been a nightmare. Never had prior symptoms. |
| You already have a bet going - SPY to 700.0 before 29-Apr-2026 01:56 PM -05 |
| !banbet Tesler 400 1d |
| So... everyone is getting laid? |
| Sir my csp only allow for 6.13% drop |
| Should I take 5, 10, or 15 mg first comment decides for me |
| PYPL calls might print for 5/5 |
| This sub is a prison |
| 😆 |
| Damn HOOD |
| BBAI ai 10x 🔥 |
| Just tryna turn this 700k into 2.5m |
| So puts it is! |
| Hence the 12$ drop after hours |
| No nations are "friends", they are allies based on shared interests |
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| And these prices will get sticky at some point. Sub $4 gas will be a thing of the past. But oil companies will have record profits while consumers pay for CEO bonuses. |
| Sir this is a casino |
| No shit.. |
| Whites shouldn’t give you the red flushed face and tachycardia quite as bad as reds, my wife is really sensitive to sulfites too |
| Bear plunged so deep into my innards that they are having a hard time extracting themselves \n\nI want to thank Vlad tenev and HOOD for not buying the dip with their buyback funds |
| wym still, this is a great time to short |
| Sophisticated |
| This is an underrated comment |
| Pentwater sold 4m of their shares |
| that's why i love Latinas better |
| Basically crying in the corner, watching ur girlfriend get cucked, as you light money on fire until your hands bleed and blister |
| It’s will drop 12.6% |
| As much as I despise crypto, it does trade in a 4 year cycle meaning we should see it return to highs next year |
| Instead of being an 11 year old I should have been buying NVDIA. |
| this is one of a few movies that gave me genuine anger watching it. |
| How tf fuck does it matter! Iran won’t let them pass |
| There used to be a website called endangered feces where you could buy poop sculpted into the endangered animal that it came from. I cant find it any more. |
| Tim Knight from (TastyTrade) is still trying to short the market. We’ll be screwed when he gives up which hasn’t happened yet |
| In residency we had a frequent flier who kept prolapsing her end ileostomy because she kept have dudes fuck her in it |
| Yeah |
| hood strangle might print, car puts looking fire AH, hope lmnd puts hit too |
| Bulls eat sushi with a fork |
| get in losers, we're healing and falling in love with life again. |
| Cash gang getting boring |
| What? |
| It’s almost a 1:1 exposure with bitstonk if it dumps so does hood. Good luck. |
| The consumer cost has went up like 50%, in some cases much more..BPs profits have doubled. So they are buying the commodity at a certain price and earning twice the profit they made selling that commodity compared to last year. How is that not price gouging? \n\nWhat you have explained above is why the price is higher, for which the reasons are obvious. |
| HOOD Call:\n\nQuestion: Where are the Trump accounts at?\n\nAnswer: We can be a reliable partner, but we are not spending too much time on how this can benefit us. \n\nJesus Christ Vlad. Just lie. |
| tomorrow will be the biggest pump of our lifetimes and it will absolutely bull up every last bull. Then AH tech earnings and thursday starts the slow bleed into June. |
| Are puts on Sandisk for earnings just like throwing ur money into a bonfire while u uncontrollably sob at this point? |
| Agreed |
| oh mb bro im drunk just chattin in the chat, bobbin and weavin\n\ni did notice earlier i was up on the retard leaderboard but im not gonna let that kill my vibe |
| Solid take I think |
| Damn will there be any Hawk Tuah? |
| Pentwater sold on CAR crash that shit! |
| Expedia what in the F |
| i thought it was too high at 900 but i was wrong, i should fomo in |
| got a strangle for $HOOD it’s cooked it’s gnna fall another 5% tmr lowkey |
| Nah man it's a good word. I like it. |
| Haha I take Zyrtec every day anyway. I noticed the sulfate allergy because I moved to a place where the seasonal + animal allergies are much worse and the sulfates on top overpower it. Or at least that’s my best guess |
| In the cmmnts |
| BREAKING: Morningstar has given the robinhood stock a 0 star rating with a fair value of -$200 with a summary stating "you will live in the hood if you purchase this and you deserve it". |
| And this is why you’ll always be lonely. |
| Retail segment will miss but AWS will grow above expectations |
| Yeah they used to be up here the old mill guys would wait for people to come out and beat them with bats. USW guys would put spikes in the road and tail people home n burn their cars down |
| SIMO is my favorite. I'm naming my next dog that. |
| JPow is taking to the podium tomorrow. I want you all to dress and act accordingly. |
| Fancy pants with the silverware. Cool your jets |
| Shes a 10 but tokenized |
| suck my big FAT DUCE |
| It’s going to $100 or below at least that’s what think. Literally 0 positive going for it and now reports of hedge funds selling before report |
| 271,000 times |
| No 🙂 |
| How does it feel to be brainwashed? We’ll be fine. |
| I was hoping someone from this subreddit did |
| V up, great call hope you’re right |
| no butt stuff. |
| its actually super good when the void downvotes and calls u a retard it means ur right |
| Guys can we stop talking about pooping in here. My wife just got an ileostomy and it’s very triggering for me. |
| Vibes |
| GUH |
| always puts on earnings, leaps the day after |
| its bouncing you dunce. did u sell? |
| Any guesses with what happens with Amazons earning tomorrow? |
| More |
| Idk I think a London and Asia sell off tonight of $HOOD could drop it further. |
| NEW PARADIGM\n\n |
| Adderall enough for me |
| Your friend is going to lose a lot of money if they are short dated calls. |
| How many times will the strait open from now until 9:30 AM?\n\n10? 20? 500?\n\n7000 negotiations and Axios headlines to be posted before midnight or? |
| It’s my favorite. Sometimes the void talks back and it’s pleasant and sometimes the void calls you a whore for no reason. Either way it’s better than talking with AI about trading. |
| No |
| All of this has taught me a valuable lesson on investing: sucking your own schlong is usually more effective and efficient than trying to time the market |
| V and MSFT |
| 😮 |
| This is the only time I saw a stock beating earnings bringing up related stocks by fucking 10%-15% |
| Looks Down but who knows |
| Any more bad news with JPOW and Data on Thursday will send HOOD back down to the 50s |
| Never traded Hood before but how long it takes to recover HOOD from such dump? |
| Kids |
| Pretty bullish in here, I’d almost go PUTS |
| Unlucky I also have calls. Sorry for your loss |
| narrator: RETARDED BEAR DIDNT BUY THE DIP AGAIN AND DOUBLED DOWN ON HIS RETARDED PUTS |
| that's a dicking down |
| HOODrats |
| Technical levels? They had 2 companies that owned like 70% of the available shares who were locked in due to legal reasons so of course it’s susceptible to a squeeze. Did you not see the form 4 filing posted today where pentwater sold 4m of their shares? Dilluting the shares leading it to less likely be squeezed? |
| Good way of looking at it. I also consider 5k in long gains on the year. So really I’m just offsetting taxes 😂the dopamine rush is getting me. Should just be running leaps and covered calls. |
| Been making DRAM in my bathtub \n\n |
| Or 750 |
| new ATH tomorrow once Powell drops another "rates may go down or go up" |
| Seagate |
| And ghost wipe! |
| Who even asked for tokenized stocks |
| Nasdaq futures buying frenzy right out of the gate 💪 |
| 50 nuggets for 14.99 at mine. Based af |
| Take a Zyrtec before you drink and drink mostly whites, you can trust me I’m a doctor, a real doctor too not like a rhino horn boner pill doctor |
| SNDK is going to 1100 this week |
| This hole is so tight! Wow! |
| HOOD finally escape from crypto moment only to come back right to it after earnings wow. Even with revenues |
| So is Hood gonna keep going down or should I sell my puts at open |
| The HBM guys are rated differently from storage guys. I don’t think we see MU trade at same multiple as WDC and STX. Sandisk is cheapest among the group because they were completely mispriced at IPO. It needs to triple from here just to “catch up” to fair valuation (even after parabolic run up). \n\nThat being said, I agree with you they’re all still cheap. Market is slowly coming to grips demand is so strong these guys now have pricing power and this is not a short term cycle but rather a secular trend. |
| How long can memory keep going up? Wen lambo? 🥹 |
| Who in their right mind trusts Kash Patel?\n\nSPY 800c 7.2027 |
| My friend has bought a looooooot of MSFT calls for tomorrow's earnings. He wants to know if he'll be okay. Asking for a friend. Thanks! |
| Here comes the pump. SPY they always pump after hours |
| 💯 |
| That's not very positive, but you can't make me hate you 🥰 |
| Nice dd broski, and I can’t even read but I’m in. |
| you meet at a local high traffic gas station you nugget. But be safe. |
| good news on the taco passport. Applicants who do not want the commemorative passport will be able to choose a standard one, officials said. |
| I'm not falling for that again |
| I was into poet, then the cfo showed it, told everyone about marvel, and ain’t nobody hold it 😭 |
| It's not even a question if it drops or not. Question is when. |
| RIP my HOOD calls |
| Why is mu up 3% ah lmfao |
| Same |
| I’m in a similar position. Are you concerned at all about your capital gains in the future? |
| Just started, it's gorgeously animated |
| I might be a retard but I’m not retarded buddy |
| Why would crypto come back? |
| well there goes my HOOD calls |
| Absolutely love taking a solid, long, fibrous plonk 💯 Would recommend |
| I thought QQQ calls on Monday before the Mag7 earnings is smart. Instead I bought at the top |
| I recently discovered I’m allergic to sulfates 🥲 |
| Im in the hood now |
| IF crypto comes back |
| What was the buy price back then? |
| Hopefully today's the day |
| Enph triple beat and raise ....-10% lol |
| Just technical levels, things usually don't just go one direction. Positive earnings, squeeze or get some shorts out and reset. How did it go up to 847? |
| The VIX downwards move and red closing, tells me that the market did not close in any worry or hedging/shorting mode. |
| Don’t buy poppers off Craigslist 🫠 |
| Not an expiration or strike play, it’s a movement and volatility play |
| All the options contracts you exercise hold a fee to robinhood, whenever you buy one, you give robinhood money |
| Just wait until markets realise hormuz is not actually happen. It's going to be fun.\n\nThough we will still pump |
| Why is no one talking about $NOK??? Its has a huge pump in the morning everyday for a week now and is pumping ah too. Some insider is making daily purchases |
| Hahaha |
| did it pump after hours in sympathy off those earnings? |
| https://preview.redd.it/6fryoc6770yg1.png?width=194&format=png&auto=webp&s=e48bd1a374fc113778cf7873adb78e6163d2e57f\n\n |
| reasons? |
| The benchmarks are gamed to hell and on top of that many have serious problems \n\nhttps://youtu.be/Oq5e_8zvick?si=X1Rs6ms1Rn0sekSC |
| Niceeeee, that’s a big milestone because you start really growing after 100k. \n\nHowever, you should go back to boomer/value investing. We’re gunning for lambo’s or dumpsters here |
| All I know is that if anyone on this sub ever tries to doubt me after losing all that money on 0dtes, I just have to tell them that I’m building an edtech startup and education is a $7.3 trillion market. I mean, $DUOL is up nearly 13% in the past month… |
| I am. |
| Hood crypto revenue dropped 47% yoy. Stay away from this stock until crypto comes back |
| -said everyday |
| Memory supremacy ! The only race 👻 |
| Meeting up to buy something off Marketplace is how I'm going to die. If I'm not back later, it was fun, I love you all. |
| fully expecting my 40k in msft calls to be lubed up and fucked like i’m in diddy’s basement |
| NVDA not going up on NXPI is extremely bearish |
| Just trade those 10 stocks then you just gave yourself the answer |
| You know when people say PE ratios don’t matter until they do. Right now they do. |
| Short puts, not long. |
| I always use Gemini, I like the speed and conciseness. |
| This is a GREAT stock to sell covered calls on! |
| anyone watching witch hat atelier |
| Here what comes ? |
| Of course he is. |
| Guess I’m forever a hood bagholder now |
| I wish I had bought more than 1 \n car put |
| I have SoFi calls so of course it'll dump |
| Down, they're gonna say they've increased CAPEX again for the 26th time in a row |
| Yeah last time was truly something |
| going to arbys, anybody wants anything? |
| To continue its growth and not shit the bed cause open ai said they dont have money, even tho that info has been open and public-wide-knowledge for the last 4 months .\n\nEverybody alive knows OPEN AI is broke as fuck and wont pay out, but we decide on a random Monday after all time highs to react to it? |
| Oh you know they’re gonna fuck everyone’s calls |
| Here it comes!!!!!!! |
| Having a lovely little single vineyard Riesling from the mosel while I cook dinner, might try to turn a back rub into putting my weiner into my wife later |
| I hear that lol. Sometimes I wish I threw my last loss on red or black. There are a lot of people that sit in stocks long term are don’t really trade. They get calls on tek and not really understand the nuance of anything. And it works because of the special position the us economy is in. Then when people who actually trade get into macro we cause these people large amounts of anxiety. Hence the disconnect and fighting. |
| Buy buy buy! |
| Down overnight from yesterday's close, up intraday from today's open. \n |
| with recent run of sandisk and now seagate and WD...i hate to say this but micron looks relatively "undervalued" in the grand scheme of this memory race. |
| If the loss isnt realized its not a loss. Its just red numbers keeping the seat warm for the gains |
| hey guys just mapped out my whole day on mapquest, printed directions in case i get lost\n\ngonna stop by sears to look at appliances i can’t afford, then swing through spencer’s gifts for absolutely no reason\n\nafter that heading to radio shack to pick up some cables, might browse a few cds too\n\ngotta get home before dinner so i can log into AOL and see if anyone’s online\n\nthen tomorrow thinking about firing up scottrade and paying $9.99 in commission per trade to buy shares |
| How can you see scents? |
| Desoxyn, brand name for Methamphetamine, is a Schedule 2 drug that has two FDA-indicated and approved prescription possibilities: Severe ADHD and Morbid Obesity. Which of you fats here are on legal meth? |
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| honestly very likely, my calls are gonna be fucked |
| BE up another 10 percent \n\nim so sick of seeing the same 10 stocks just keep going up and up and up while everything else dies no matter how their good earnings are |
| https://preview.redd.it/lscouf9s60yg1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=78a5502e004f10e9e981bf2beb14ce77c031d212\n\n |
| It's not a dick, it's a boner!! |
| Old people need to start putting “Geriatric Driver” magnets on their cars |
| Same question |
| Born too late to join the landed gentry, too early to fall in love with a sex robot. fml |
| Easy come easy go |
| Big beat, great guide and good numbers. -8% |
| He sold? |
| Real question. How much of an investing account are most of you playing with? Fairly new to options and the up 5k, down 10k, up again, rinse and repeat is a wild ride? I assume not only me? |
| They dont have to go thru the strait they have a eastern coast that they use to bypass irans bullshit |
| Tomorrow. After the dust settles |
| wdym |
| Don’t kink shame me |
| I’m waiting……👀👀 |
| I think he’s just a top tier shitposter and doesn’t care at all what anyone thinks |
| Top secret intel, you’re exactly right and everyone will rotate into data center and server stonks |
| I'VE NEVER BEEN MORE LEVERED THAN RN |
| The Hormuz yearns to be abandoned and brought into the new golden age |
| Anyone buying HOOD? |
| J pow. You know what needs to be done. \n\nSend us to Valhalla, lie if you have to |
| so many bag7 ER tomorrow ... what can go wrong |
| you might be retarded |
| You; agree. He’s mentioned it multiple times. |
| We need to pump 🌽 in order for them to print |
| I got 17 |
| It hit new ATHs like a few days ago wtf do you people want lmaoooo |
| Robinhood Sinks On Earnings Miss As Cryptocurrency Revenue Slumps.\n\nThere is no money to pay a dividend at this time \n\nRobinhood Markets, Inc. (HOOD) does not currently pay a dividend and has no history of dividend payments since its IPO in July 2021. As of April 2026, the company's dividend yield, payout amount, and growth history are all 0.00%. |
| 10k shares and no hedge. Wow. |
| Yeah paid a small fine $150million and agreed to make better disclosure of cancellation Fees\n\nCancellation fee stay |
| Vlad keeps saying “in the coming years” over and over. \n\nNot want people want to hear. |
| Dawg youre everywhere haha |
| Thinking about shorting oil, I feel a market moving tweet coming sometime really soon |
| How do you feel about earnings tomorrow? It held support all day but is currently tanking after hours. I think you were on the money selling 220 calls.\n |
| I'll rob you for less next time just hmu! |
| Hello! Had AMD, NBIS and ASML at almost the same price points! All sold before the pump of course |
| He mentioned ai thats y its up. The other guy in blue |
| Google and nvda larping as dog shit companies again |
| Pretty sure Remy is a gal |
| Honestly I don’t think MAG7 will pump much, maybe a little. Even if they beat, they will announce even higher Capex |
| MSFT earnings predictions? |
| I have no choice but for it to be an investment at this point 🤣🤣🤣 |
| indexes going up 3% tomorrow |
| How do you think those electrons get into the EV batteries? |
| This is the way |
| Regard.. how |
| If CAR can fail 166.24 could see a nice drop to 151.40 |
| i very much enjoy talking into the void |
| I wonder what’s making Tesla pump? |
| Are my dozens of $70 hood puts expiring Friday good or no bueno? |
| I bought |
| Some of you people smell like cat piss and lunch meat, and it shows |
| They unlock oil teleportation or some shit? |
| Student driver, oh you mean loser? |
| Are you serious |
| Would be funny if tomorrow all 4 of the Mag report great earnings but the stock ends up theta AH - truly to fuck all calls & puts. I.e Priced in. |
| Well sure Somalia wasn’t originally my first choice |
| Congrats! |
| wtf is that my pump ah |
| Then why are you here |
| Hold through ER. Look for an exit by EOW. \n\nI’m fairly confident ER will be good especially with WDC reporting good earnings. Will wait for SNDK as well for signal. |
| Lmao, I appreciate it bro ❤️\n\nBut, Remy (cashflow's dog) is definitely the one with the most fans; he's so cute! |
| USO to new oil embargo highs!!!!! Inject it it right into my veinssssss |
| Didn’t expect to find other d4 players here.. you go warlock this season? |
| 😩 |
| Oh shit that's actually in their business plan. |
| I bailed out of my $ERAS puts this morning. Congratulations to whoever bought those. |
| Bought AMD at 6$ and sold at $11 🙂 \nThose were the times. Sadly only a bit after that I started to earn actual money and never really sold stocks anymore. \nMy Nvidia is sitting at 1600%. Best runner so far. |
| Here comes the good news candle on teslur |
| So. Your neighbor.\n\nOr does she live elsewhere? |
| Lowkey bullish on hood and other gambling services |
| 100% of portfolio lol |
| Come here and bend over and I can help with that |
| Being an Oil Baron is peak masculine top hat monocle behavior |
| WSB has gone insane ignoring all DD, gambling, Speculating, even buying 💩🌽..\n\n##Oh well for those of us who downvoted me on ADBE DD, \n\nDo me a favor and buy PUTs I’ll be selling PUTS! \n |
| You have almost 1 million fucking dollars and you decide to put in HOOD????????????? Lord how do you allow dumbasses to get this much money |
| Is their court case over with? |
| Why the fuck is this actually really good |
| payment for order flow |
| I'm pretty sure u/bearhunter429 is on the spectrum lol |
| Selling your data to MMs lul |
| New Diablo 4 expansion is out. \n\nYou don’t just have to shout into the void on this forum, go have fun. |
| Yes, good time to buy. I’m waiting for it to go back up. |
| I guess we ain’t leaving the HOOD now boys |
| Look how Broadcom performed shortly after their beat earnings, now look how its performed, TER is only going higher. |
| HOOD calls at open, silly billies |
| Is it more ghey to be oil bol or spy ber? |
| I’ve never paid Robinhood a penny how do they even make money |
| Well if they're out of OPEC, then so am I 😤 |
| Even worse He had 1 million before he got rug pulled by HOOD |
| This earnings call is not great |
| Fun fact buying HOOD takes you back into the hood 😊 |
| House of balloons/glass table girls best instrumental oat |
| There’s no way lol. I piss people off at least half of the time. I like bearhunter but somehow he pisses people off too and doesn’t give a single fuck |
| yea i was light in comparison to the portfolio but it still fucking sucks lol |
| Celebrating my singular STX call going to print |
| When is OPEC earnings? |
| This always makes me a little misty-eyed |
| Will be 375 tomorrow |
| My neighbor's wife has massive milkers |
| ed |
| After that hood blow, I may need that hotline number if rddt does me dirty too. |
| HOOD is getting AI pilled |
| Best thing about this trade is he bought leaps that were 2 years out. So not even a big risk. |
| Same |
| That's a beautiful one |
| I am going to be fucking praying to the lord tonight for a pump |
| broke out of range to the top |
| Mmmhmmmmmm |
| My HOOD calls got 24 days to recover |
| 🤣 |
| reporting for duty 🫡🫡🫡 |
| thank god i bought hood shares and not calls |
| I bet on a 🥭🌮\n\nIs he okay? |
| I started screaming lol\n\nPhrase it differently, you morons. But yeah, bearish as fuck |
| WOOOOW |
| the volume comes in Q2 and vlad mentioned it in the earnings call |
| _The Two-Headed Calf_\n\n# 🐮🐮\n\nTomorrow when the farm boys find this \n\nfreak of nature, they will wrap his body\n\nin newspaper and carry him to the museum.\n\n \nBut tonight he is alive and in the north\n\nfield with his mother. It is a perfect\n\nsummer evening: the moon rising over\n\nthe orchard, the wind in the grass. And \n\nas he stares into the sky, there\n\nare twice as many stars as usual. |
| Ouchie |
| Vlad Tenev ate my ass |
| not sure much more will happen rn cuz UAE doesn't want to like officially join the US side since they'll just get bombed a fuck ton given where they are, and they also prob dont want to escalate directly with SA any more than leaving OPEC already has |
| #YES FINALLY CAR |
| Damn HOOD\n\nPut it in wsb ass huh |
| I heard that and im like thats so berish |
| Not great but that’s life in the fast lane |
| Alright gents. I gotta hit a MW2 lobby at this point. Dialogue is worthless. See ya on the flipper. |
| Care to make it interesting since you are so sure? |
| Cliff? |
| Before BC was pretty lit too TBH, I quit soon after it was released (just because real life got in the way). |
| On the earnings call, one of the big banks asked why they shifted their balance sheets around and that was part of their answer lol |
| Yup! Decided to start getting active on Reddit a bit haha |
| Unfortunately the last part was probably very calculated, because the path to profitability on AI is likely through the few executives looking to cut costs by replacing workers, not through consumers paying a monthly subscription.\n\nThere's just not an overlap between what consumers are willing to pay via a monthly subscription and the cost it would take to be profitable through monthly subscriptions. |
| No, that's strait. |
| Loading up Apple calls tmr, looking forward for my GUH moment, UwU. |
| AXP dumped after decent earnings. HOOD missed and dumped. SOFI definitely a dump at open right? |
| y'all put 18 billion dollars into robinhood?\n\n |
| You are probably third.\n\nSecond is u/bearhunter429 **LMAO** 🤌 |
| I see u on twitter is this the real clint |
| HE WANT TO BE PILOOOOOT |
| r/rareinsults |
| This HOOD call is a shit show\n\nGoldman Sachs: Any views when crypto could stabilize at a high level?\n\n“We don’t care about crypto price, it’s about tokenization, but we have alot of work to do there still……”\n\nlol ok. Jesus Christ lie to me. |
| https://preview.redd.it/uya1vmi550yg1.jpeg?width=1133&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=99559a111561cc341c9562e6a1cd884e12cc72c8 |
| Nope, because I have strategy and I'm strictly sticking to it. Only a few % from earnings, and never more. It's not first time I'd say "i knew" |
| That’s your issue right there. You’re sizing too big for what you can handle right now. |
| True |
| You gotta go to the island if you want better treatment. |
| why NVDA puking with NXPI great numbers |
| Yeah that’s probably true |
| I thought Insiders were not allowed to sell before earnings. |
| If you never played WoW during BC or Wotlk I don't even know what to say to you. What a pity. |
| Generational dip buying opportunity for semis! 🤑🤑 |
| Don’t forget their pre and post Costco trips to Starbucks. |
| I thought it may be the top. But now NXP just smashed earnings. |
| I don't disagree but I think it will take another month before rebounding |
| UAE left opec will expand output by 25%... they likely wont be the last to jump ship on the cartel... time to look at some oil puts |
| Is it really though? People have said similar things every time an image or video model drops, but within a few weeks everyone can tell the output is AI generated. Which is a problem because it cheapens brands and turns off many customers. |
| where my CAR bear fam at? |
| So 🥭 causing the Strait to close def wasn't on the bingo cards.\n\n\nWould OPEC attacking UAE economically or physically to start a new era of Oil Wars be equally possible or waaaaay absurd even with what's going with Iran? |
| Is that Leo? Man, he got fat! I hope it is Leo... |
| Calls on Mashed potato |
| Gambling problem |
| Oh god bro, if you really love a stock like that buy leaps instead and save some cash for dips instead of all in at once. Leaps will give you leverage so you can spend less to make more |
| Define men |
| Enjoy your tendies tonight, ber\n\nSink water and ramen tomorrow |
| what does that even mean LMAO |
| I see potential upside to 280 or even like 350-380 for a day, that's where I'd like to either short or puts |
| Trick question…..all of the above. |
| Yeah, but after losses (or even profits "returned" like today) I tend to chase hard. I'm not very good at trading, but I get emotional and revenge trade at the slightest loss. |
| Can’t wait to get hurt tomorrow |
| -16.5%\n\nNo crying in the casino, especially over this mini L |
| I can't even imagine the feeling of watching a stock you own at 20 cents climb to over $200 \n\nNot to mention the generated income you can make off 4000 shares. Selling a 10 delta weekly will get you at least 50 bucks per contract, so 40x that makes 2k a week. Sell 20 delta and now your at 5k a week. \n\nQuarter Mill a year off an $800 investment fuckin insane 😆 |
| [https://www.marketwatch.com/story/u-s-assets-and-gold-are-being-sold-offshore-as-the-world-scrambles-to-afford-higher-oil-prices-29dd5556?utm\_source=chatgpt.com](https://www.marketwatch.com/story/u-s-assets-and-gold-are-being-sold-offshore-as-the-world-scrambles-to-afford-higher-oil-prices-29dd5556?utm_source=chatgpt.com) |
| Omg, I love that game but Gemini is too straight laced to suggest any cross conversation things that are fun. 😭\n\nAlso you should play Ostranauts |
| Me to HOOD - Why did you Grape mee???? |
| I'm rolling the windows up. Don't stop at any red lights. |
| You have to have covered calls tho |
| ADBE is probably the best investment right now. AI officially a Scam, ADBE FPE at 10x, another $25 Billion stock buy back, that’s 25% of its total value. ADBE Revenue is solid and growing at 12%. FireFly is commoditizing AI, charging credits for AI and already profitable, growing at 65% with over 6million user monthly. Open AI shut down SORA (lost over a billion and not profitable)\n\nOpportunities is calling is up to you to answer! \n\n |
| How does it feel to light $20k on fire in just a few hours? That's like half of a brand new car |
| Should I? Order Japanese? Orrrrr call someone a retard for not buying puts on POET today? |
| Is this the Hood earnings call? So this why it’s dumping ! |
| Started to give a lecture to one of the analysts on shapes of skulls and correlating iq and could tell they weren’t feeling it |
| u/Paul_Robert_ is the one with most fans here on wsb and it's not even close.\n\nDon't even try to change my mind |
| US earning calls are funny. You miss EPS, stock tanks, then the CEO speaks and the stock tanks again.\n\nIn many europoor companies they publish earnings and after 1 month they do the earnings call LMAO |
| Hopefull;y a Big fucking government contract announcement tomorrow.\n\n |
| If you’re making 100k+ and got a home at half price current prices at 3% a decade ago, youre basically set for life and don’t even realize it\n\nIf you arent in that bucket, youre so so fucked |
| You didn’t keep 1 runner? |
| Bro you must endure lots more pain when it tests 60, 50 in coming months. Market at all time high, every earning must be perfect |
| Bags upon bags |
| This. Every tech bull assume their goal is to produce as much to reduce their margins. Oil bulls think otherwise. |
| This has been my thought around Google for a while now too. They have the runway to let the other guy's die.\n\nOn the flipside, everyone is gaga over Claude right now but I can't even imagine how short their runway is with the latest usage spike. |
| You get fucked up the anus by men's cocks |
| After the "it is what it is" people |
| Karens can’t get enough. |
| might wanna check the RBOB gasoline futures chart 😉 |
| It’s 100% a paper trade account. You idiots need to look at the values |
| Three potatoes in my ass rn\n\nSPY 718 |
| Promotion |
| Define gay |
| This is the actual lawfare they whine about |
| Ooh I love me some chubby gal |
| Become a ber and the problem will evaporate |
| I’m a machine learning engineer for a defence contractor but instead of being a dipshit with my money I’m actually up 33% ytd |
| I've just given back all the profits I've made today back via HOOD... |
| 💪 |
| SPY short term OTM bull put spreads and longer term ITM bear call spreads. Can't call a top but I can play the long side until it goes belly up. |
| I will be one of “them” |
| did you make these projections using "simulated returns" in the robinhood app? because, |
| That’s why you sell your calls before reporting |
| But the other twins are coming back!!! FNMA&FMCC |
| Aren’t we all now that they’re using taxpayer funds? |
| BRRRRRRT. incorrect. Just have to know WHAT to ask. |
| “Be gay when others are Strait” |
| They need to come with a new feature for DRIP to auto buy 0 DTEs. |
| That’s literally not what they said. On the call they said they will make money on every Trump account. |
| what's going on with BBAI? |
| https://preview.redd.it/cd5p71n640yg1.jpeg?width=1206&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a69b09f7ff65c759fdf0af7f444024d8290ca9dc |
| Pentwater sold CAR shares for > 400 while the cost is below 100. How are CAR bag holders feeling? |
| Same brother |
| Oh god CAR keep going. You might make up for my HOOD losses |
| "Be greedy when others are fearful when others are greedy" - Barron Wuffet |
| Check their recent earnings movement |
| They left so they could produce more oil is my opinion. The GCC states are hurting for dollars and will not lower prices lol. Demand is thru the roof and you are niave if you think they don’t want to capitalize on higher prices. |
| Putting $20k in HOOD LEAPs tmrw. This is great buying opportunity |
| Wow CAR did not wait for earnings to start dumping |
| You investing in them quantum space data centers on the moon? |
| Would anyone like to make a donation to the ballroom renovations? |
| The problem is everyone is thinking from a consumer standpoint, but the answer to actual AI profitability probably has nothing to do with the consumer in the end.\n\nHow much are you willing to pay monthly for Claude? Thousands?\n\nI don't know what Anthropic's books look like but I would imagine they look a lot worse than ChatGPT's and they sure as heck can't make money at $20/mo even if everyone on the planet bought in at that price.\n\nIt's just hard to believe there is an overlap between the amount consumers would have to pay monthly for these companies to be strongly profitable, and the amount consumers would reasonably pay on a monthly subscription.\n\nIt's going to take enterprise solutions to make these companies survive and unfortunately OpenAI seems to have seats at all the right tables for that. |
| Oh yeah? You saw OpenAI’s balance sheet? |
| Im so pissed at Hood. |
| what the |
| how can hood be down so much don't they have pre-pre ipo shares of all the hottest companies ready to go |
| Quality comment |
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| So you’re saying now is a good time to buy? |
| Powell indicted over FED renovations\n\nComey indicted over seashells \n\nLmao America |
| Claude told me to close the app and go play Rimworld. It knows me too well |
| I'll be buying the dip following tomorrow LMAO |
| Unless they are lying, they stated on the call that they will make money on each trump account. |
| I have 450 shares of rddt. Protective puts? Is it worth it? I'll risk $1000 for the chance it's crushed? |
| IYCRT…FYSBNIHYLAYEBTMAFGTWOBN |
| HOOD GUH! |
| Anyone listening to this HOOD call? \n\nThey “restructured their accounting” lol\n\nJesus Christ |
| I looked her up on YT. She chubby hmm.. |
| QCOM SHREK CANDLE TMRW |
| They move about 50-66% of their production capacity over land via pipeline - they’re not completely cut off.\n\nThe main issue is once this is over they will need to rebuild and being caught in the OPEC chokehold will restrict their ability to do so.\n\nThis means they can sell their oil rapidly and for high cartel-determined margins, provided other members remain in OPEC.\n\nThis could lead a cascade of other countries leaving OPEC in an effort to capitalise on the supply gap - flooding the market and lowering the price of oil to the place where it should be considering its abundance. \n\nAmazing for most world economies - cheap fuel, instant economic boom. Not great for founding OPEC nations like Saudi, OPEC was created in the first place to rinse the world for maximum money knowing their oil supply was finite.\n\nThis war may have simultaneously caused a Western rush towards green energy AND cheap fossil fuels at the same time. Truly 7D Chess. |
| Calls it is |
| Only because I have a gambling addiction, not because I don’t know how to make money |
| time to sell puts on HOOD 30 days out 🤑 |
| They are going to sell billions of $$$ in calls tomorrow. Billions in premium. Think about it. |
| Seems low |
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| Putin 2nd worst vlad |
| Sorry but over the past two weeks, most of our employees have quit. So we can't make enough burgers we've had to settle for McDonald's for now. After today a bunch of new employees will be joining and we'll have plenty of staff to work hard on making burgers |
| Bro this earnings calls are going crazy just say AI and the stock jump or crash like 1-5% in seconds 🥀 |
| Hmm rddt puts? |
| 🐂🤝 |
| I almost full ported HOOD during working hours thank god I had a meeting |
| Nice to see HOOD callholders arriving in the HOOD. Make yourself at home |
| Brace your asses for SNDK thursday |
| The same gulf of Oman that’s being attacked by Houthis? |
| so 17.5 years: \n1000^(1/17.5) = 1.484 = average of 48.4% growth pa\n\nNot too shabby. |
| Oh well I guess everyone owes you an apology. Care less goddamn |
| Who is going to invest in tooling up production when at any second the entire situation could be resolved? |
| BE would like a word |
| 😂. I asked Gemini about some of my portfolio and it called my rklb and blacksky the space casino picks |
| Fug, why you tards let me gamble on hood? |
| Only pleasure is this actually hurts your bank account |
| GOOGLE, MICROSOFT, AMAZON, META ALL GOING TO DUMP TOMORROW AFTER EARNINGS. GTFO WHILE YOU STILL CAN |
| 100% hold |
| SPY 69000? |
| I sold AMD for hood. AMA |
| I'll say it again: you have no idea what his motivations for attending are. Maybe he's trying to change things through appealing to those in power rather than preaching to citizens with little power? \n\nYou said it yourself: "one of the most outspoken critic of world governments and corporations for polluting the planet..." Do you really think someone like that who's been a climate advocate for decades just suddenly decided to give up? \n\nMaybe he has. Like I said, we don't know what he's thinking. But the probability that he no longer gives a shit seems smaller than the probability that he's trying all tactics available to him.\n\nBut to just call it outright hypocrisy is to judge without really knowing the facts. |
| My Body is Ready 👁🗿👁 |
| Bought it and sold it after catching an insane ban in a major default sub where I was just muted when asking why. No accountability for mods, no peer review, no appeal process, only social media site that perma bans with no warning for inconsistent rules. Nope, made my 40% and got out. Thanks to that petty mod, Im off this roller coaster until they fix this mess. |
| WeWork |
| Lmao retired to a 3rd world country to live like a king only to realize they had to live in a 3rd world country |
| Lmao. Ur broke |
| Lmao bro you know like no one cares right? |
| No. I will answer your question instead (I work in that field)\n\nIt doesn't matter when it comes to capex spending. It will go up nonetheless. Openai itself will come out of it totally fine too \n\nSo as an investor for you it's a no factor |
| 🐻’s asses will be red. |
| vlad the impaler |
| sounds like ive got my thesis all backwards |
| I’ve been staring at this for like 3 minutes what is this |
| So are me suppose go get a cut tomorrow what’s the actual out look I’ve been running on vibes |
| Just wondering, is there a german dub of this clip? Anyone else getting "Downfall" vibes from this? |
| How did you get any of that from what I said? |
| CAR pump and dump needs to be studied |
| HOOD fukt me my only chance is now Tesla |
| 1 contract + ai slop. This is so regarded it might just work! \n\nlol AH nok going up. OP will have $100 tomorrow. |
| HOOD bulls forced to move to the hood |
| Lol this screams calls |
| People still buying shitbucks overpriced coffee? |
| End of an era |
| rddt csp are super juicy too but earnings coming up so might be risky |
| https://preview.redd.it/9cgok18b30yg1.png?width=540&format=png&auto=webp&s=8d22afa8b792c90360a515d74981d0dec5091ac8\n\nI'll generate these for days. |
| Clearly you just don’t know |
| Rip 🙁 both twins tim cook and powell leaving us in 2026 |
| hello is good |
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| So long sucker |
| Man, stfu |
| Dividend 99% will save Hood |
| Can you believe people saw this\n\n/ - \\ = /\n\nand decided WeWork was a good investment? |
| and stock will go back down =\] |
| If BKNG drops to $150, i'm full porting like a regard |
| Damn, tomorrow is gonna be the last FOMC meeting where Powell is in charge |
| Im losing money on HOOD, but i'm honestly really surprised they missed. Especially with so much movement in the markets you would think the users would be blasting money to them... picked the wrong direction RRIpppppp |
| It’s going in the now $60s |
| I trade Costco and I shop at Costco but I do not enjoy shopping at Costco. Too crowded. |
| Krusty krab reports earnings at market close tomorrow. I'm thinking calls. Krabs knows what he's doing. I'm still trying to recover from my poorly timed Chum Bucket calls though. |
| i wouldnt mind places like thailand |
| Was a good day |
| Stop! He’s already dead! |
| Yeah I'm leaving the hood. I got greedy and got fucked. Honestly run while you can because this is a sinking ship. Just wait until your gold card starts declining you. |
| And gas prices arent going to drop even if the War ends, ther disgusting |
| and still up |
| What is? |
| cue the classic dafty-elmer clip about it being ber/bol hunting season |
| So you kinda like me? |
| glad I renewed my passport last year |
| I am stealing this |
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| !banbet SPY 700 2d |
| I matched with a founder for a AI startup on BMBL\n\nShould my first message be asking what she thinks about OpenAI not meeting targets? lol |
| Or chick fil a |
| This goes both ways… they do that because oftentimes they have to buy at inflated prices but cannot sell at inflated prices. The “good times” offset the “bad times” for lack of a better way to phrase it. This isn’t just greed. |
| right but in 2016 how much reneweables did we really have in the global energy mix vs today and especially in western countries |
| Ah so you have a "sure fire method" locked in. Surely it's reversal of fortunes now that the secret ingredient was missing |
| If you can’t discipline your child and buy SPY calls don’t have children simple |
| Gay sex same time tomorrow \n\nBe there or be ber |
| Yeah, we both get it obviously. I see other commenters saying shit like "aren't businesses in business to make money?" like this is just normal. |
| That'd be fucking sick |
| DCA to $110 and stopped haven’t touched it then. |
| Do you know what sucks? Always being fucking right. \n\nIf you aren’t making money in this market. Just fucking quit. The red/green dildo is never going to save your port. Because you buy calls at the top and puts at the bottom. |
| They don’t call it gorilla tape for no reason. |
| Vlad, stop touching your hair man. \n\nJesus Christ. Giving an Earnings call outside rubs me the wrong way. |
| Why is there a RUGGABLE ad on WSB the day before a HUGE earnings day? Fuck |
| The last report was really good? What? |
| The advantage ChatGPT has is that the actual usable version of Claude is 10x the cost and the big boys with big funds probably have enough backing to sit around and let Claude price itself out of existence. |
| It doesn't get any wore WSB then loss porn with a failed hidden portfolio diversity 😂 |
| Read the rules of the sub retard and stop using AI for your DD |
| No, this could easily fall below 150 to 100 in very little time |
| The best trade is buy once and not to trade |
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| People keep saying this like the US doesn't export most of it's oil out. Refineries aren't fungible you can't just swap them out, they're usually purpose built to deal with the specific makeup of the oil from sites.\n\nIt's going to be aaaaaaaaaaaaaaages before we see new oil plants come online. |
| Well my first F of ER: HOOD\nPending: RDDT. MSFT, AMZN, GOOG |
| Is Cramer inversing himself now? Is that why hes suddenly becoming better at stonks? |
| Trump accounts will cost money, their revenue will be down for the rest of the year |
| cuz the only thing that really matters happened: oil started going up |
| Gonna chop before tech earnings unless theres a taco or some shit |
| And they all voted for Harris. |
| You might love middle age white women but they will never love you as much as they love Costco 😔 |
| Any other well endowed fellows out there with quality underwear recommendations? Getting tired of people staring at my buldge 🤬 |
| I think with this kind of high profile company, all eyes are on you. You say that you will book the entire memory supply and the whole stockmarket moves. But it works the other way, as soon as you say you won't be able to pay for future contracts the investors will flee making it a self-fulfilling prophecy. |
| Unless the world begins to understand the consequences of rising co2 levels and its effects on cognitive function and climate. Doubt it. We'll be dead by then. |
| Tell your sister I said to short POET before she comes to bed. Or I can tell her. Either way. |
| Did you expect any less |
| If CAR can go to $120 by Friday . Thank you |
| I should have bought that put |
| Ohh no POET what is you doin |
| God damn Cate Blanchette looks fucking amazing. So hot. |
| “Oh yes you’re right, it appears that has made the oil rig combust into flames. I’m so sorry about that. As I said I am here to help so just let me know if you need anything from me” |
| Say more please please |
| Iykyk ^ |
| why couldn't stocks just keep going up in Jan??? |
| r/BirdsArentReal |
| Yo this shit is bad |
| I dont think so but if I were him I would wait for my ipo to go public crash everything and buy ChatGPT and Claude |
| Gonna start another HOOD position here. Easy jumping in and out at these levels |
| Nope, that was the rug pull. We go up from here. |
| I owned $30k worth of nvidia circa 2016 and made 6k and sold it. Would be worth nearly 2 million right now. |
| Can people who say "if you know you know" be sent to prison? |
| Rigged market |
| Still feasting 🍔 |
| Yall mfs boutta be in for a nasty suprise once spy rockets off bad news |
| Claude is probably in even more of a race against time than ChatGPT though.\n\nI think if we could peel back their books it would be even more dire. There's no way they can keep providing chat/co-work/design/code for $20/mo. Heck even the top tier $200/mo plan likely isn't even close. |
| https://preview.redd.it/3a42h7zi20yg1.jpeg?width=454&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9cc4fc821fb525b906ed83c78e14753a08479c50 |
| CAR so fukd |
| Your cash gang at all the highs lmao |
| comment |
| Mommy and daddy most likely |
| OP doesn’t understand how important dividends are to the future of robinhood, RIP BOZO🥀 |
| Because you don’t own any, missed the run up, and are green with envy even though real HOOD investors prolly have a cost basis of like 12 bucks since that’s been a WSB darling forever |
| If you thought HOOD was an investment, and not a trade, then you belong here. 🙋 |
| Hibernating after their feast. |
| welp i shouldve played STX oh well at least its helping my long MU call |
| Only option since all our cars crashing |
| Top signal |
| Rug pull into bear trap into bull trap into bear trap for the rest of eternity |
| That feels about right for the next episode. That's why oil's been going strong along with the market. Pack your bags, kids! We're going all in on OILSF! |
| That sucks |
| 100% portfolio means you'll be at the back of Wendys giving handjobs to make rent until this thing recovers. |
| Ur WATCHIBG the LIVE MEETING TOO LMFAO |
| Huh. Will try |
| Note: Never do earnings call outside |
| I want qcom to do that but unlikely |
| Hood bulls make money too… right? Right? My friday calls asking |
| Couldn’t be any worse than wheeler as a stock 🤣 |
| ing retard |
| Rookie numbers |
| where the CAR bears at? |
| HAHAHAHA IVE BEEN SAYING THIS. META POOTS |
| Im stupid, I was up, didnt sell, then closed for losses nVDA calls for tomorrow. Hope you all made good money today. |
| I sold this shit this morning for a measly 2k profit. Could’ve been 10k now |
| Dunno why but seeing hood suffer makes me happy |
| It will be red |
| Prediction Market my ass |
| Downvoted. Gotta think outside the box |
| I think next year public companies will report Earning every 6 months instead of 4. |
| the most minor of chills hearing this echo in the halls of memory |
| Calls on Zimbabwe plus they got some chicks with big ole fat asses |
| it's actually not that bad being upper middle class in america, and that's why we won't RE lmao |
| 😆 |
| Anybody predicting a **RUG-PULL** Tomorrow???? 🌮 🌮 🌮 👀 |
| Why is HOOD during the earnings call outside? \n\nStock is shitting itself. |
| What are dividends? Are they a new type of options |
| Spread 'em |
| Imagine China starts giving away free houses for Americans to migrate. |
| CASH GANG CHECKING OUT, CYA TOMORROW LMAO |
| Dump it so we pump it so they can dump it before your options are ever given a chance 🤣 |
| Your biggest issue seems to be your risk sizing. Change what you’re doing. Don’t keep doing the same thing and expect different results. I lost 60% then made it back then lost 40% and close to making it back. But I’m adjusting accordingly too now. |
| Scoop up HOOD at 40 |
| Doritos is already lowering prices |
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| But how much did he save on fuel |
| What broker is this? |
| HOOD down 50% in 6 months and you see nothing but positive shit about it by bots in here 😂 |
| For the stock to go higher, I think they will need to hit $8B this year in revenue. They're trading at high multiples not because of government, but because of the commercial growth rate and potential total addressable market. |
| Not if you want stuff thats considered basic in America like AC and internet |
| its down 38% from where i bought the -2x ETF 😉 |
| Balls deep on RDDT. Dont disappoint me 😭🙏🏻 |
| Dude bitch and moans too much on X |
| Can it take an Uber there? |
| No Elon owns a ballooning number of consumer and investor class action lawsuit settlements that address him lying about Tesla for over a decade. |
| Cheap tho |
| This is Mickey Ds that’s 💩 i need Wendy’s |
| Don’t do that. Sell |
| Upvote if you think ASTS is a buy at $72. Downvote if you think no |
| Sounds hawt |
| who is buying the INTC top? |
| i dont understand why its moving like that today |
| Fuck |
| I thought webull would be dead after that hood er |
| Why would you do that? |
| i got a bad feeling apple, amazon, google, and microsoft are going to cause a tech sell-off after earnings tomorrow lol |