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| If you look at the actual chart at eia.gov (if we can even still trust .gov sources...) we're not doing completely terribly in terms of what we're withdrawing from the reserves. The first week of June we withdrew about 9 million barrels, the highest amount to ever be withdrawn from the reserves in history. BUT since then the average weekly withdrawal from the reserves looks to have gone down to about 3 million. Not great figures but when you consider that the US goes through about 140 million barrels a week, it doesn't seem THAT dire since we have to be getting the other ~137 mil from somewhere. This could just be me misunderstanding the whole system tho, to be clear, LOL. |
| It's literally just a gold painted Chinese phone. Exact same parts. |
| It's because everyone figured out their giant backlog was almost all OpenAI, who probably won't be able to pay their bills. |
| I’m going 45 with a seatbelt on. Stay home and eat bread and prepare for that mega crash you’ve been predicting the past 6 months that’s always 3 months away. |
| Never quit, u are one play away from getting rich. |
| I'm not worried about it |
| # This market is incredible at teasing me |
| yep. price action will move after 4pm again smh |
| Honest (not rhetorical) question : wasn’t taking over vnzuela supposed to fix our oil woes? Why didn’t it work ? |
| not to mention the US blasted through most of its missile supply in Iran and needs both time and (guess who controls most of the supply?) rare earths to replenish those stocks |
| Saw a bro with a Trump phone\n\nThat thing is so shitty lmao |
| Gas station boner pills hit different when you goon for 8 hours |
| sorry bols, accept the new normal |
| MU 888.88 is a sign....... |
| did u see micron last month |
| No, apparently it doesn't really have any effect on the oil price according to the oil traders. |
| $POOP WILL MOON ONE DAY, TRUST ME BRO |
| UK just appointed John Healey as Chancellor of the Exchequer (i.e. Scott Bessent role) - a former journalist with no economic qualifications or experience 🙁 |
| GOOGL chart is fucking disgusting. I dont give a fuck it is green, slow fucking bleed is annoying as fuck. |
| https://preview.redd.it/srn4l8mg6feh1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b5ad66019207e49413958bf41e7af1d2670461ff |
| You odyssey deez |
| Bane. |
| Short Korea |
| His aids are strapping him to a chair so he doesn't say anything stupid.\n\nNot even totally joking, he was gonna have a live interview on CNBC but got pulled last minute. |
| MSFT stop aura farming!!! |
| ACHR X PLTR X ANDURIL😩 |
| I’m horny |
| It's the slow knife that cuts the deepest! |
| wait you really put margin on those memory stocks? |
| this shit is slop man |
| Yes |
| It's Baka-inu, my cute little dumpster dog. |
| So that's about 23-28 more days of calls. And then maybe puts the last 4, before swapping to calls for the last minute resolution. |
| Option sellers just collecting premium |
| Indubitably |
| lets go ghey like dimon |
| I think it’s gonna drop some more maybe 10 more bucks and then turn around Wednesday |
| Just sell at your cost basis it will come back and you’ll be paid while you wait. |
| Amazing how Nvda went from 1% to barely 0.4% in a span of less than 3 hours.. |
| Another red candle? |
| My life is so depressing, let me complain about Hollywood movie’s casting choices. |
| Oracle has more or less been a straight line down since it was announced that Davey's pop pop was personally guaranteeing the financing so like maybe |
| I mean they already told nvdia that they can’t export their most advanced chip.. what difference is that than oil? |
| https://preview.redd.it/vf6apmv96feh1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7da3bb4927a7bad20d9235b3f65402ecb17d3e60 |
| I’m pretty bullish on it for the next 3-5yrs. \n\n |
| QQQ $720 by EOW LFG |
| yep,,,,luv it mms fuking up hard |
| It wants to dump so hard to bad. Just give up |
| Im missing 🍉 Head … where is he?! |
| https://preview.redd.it/l7mj66656feh1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=09af0095cd0523e699568c3c7992ad0d9180368e\n\n |
| Sell calls and wheel right out of it |
| They just had to ban AI girlfriend apps because their birth rates are in freefall. They have their own share of current and future crises to deal with. |
| Life was beautiful before I learned about theta |
| \> hormuz closed \n\> bab el mandab closed\n\nEvergreen could do something extremely funny in Panama Canal |
| Spy got dump like a truck, truck, truck, guys like what what … let me see that thong spy. Drop it low. |
| SPY with the ^ |
| What was the news ? |
| ebike makes that easier, from personal experience. |
| Canada learned this the hard way after trump decided that they deserve tariffs for wildfire smoke lmao\n\nassuming they didn't already learn that lesson after trump called the usmca the worst trade deal he's ever seen |
| That’s what i did |
| The quote is typical fake garbage Buffett complains about. Berkshire sells shares when fundamentals change, that's their policy. I know it's funny to make these fake memes but some of you sucker degenerates believe them, so it annoys the crap out of me. |
| Is a $55 dollar stock if you sold a put at $50 you need $5k |
| Ayyyee! Back in the game |
| 3$ drop QQQ please |
| Thanks obama |
| LoL 😆 |
| Calls here if you like money |
| not really. Both stocks have a lot of room to collapse and out of the money long dated puts are still affordable. Orcl is fucked just based on the depth of the hole it has dug itself but Larry also holds a lot of TSLA bags. He will likely jetison them to keep ORCL afloat a little longer and to stash money overseas. |
| Yeah they're milking the last drops from retail. Not good. |
| Spy -.50 by eod |
| My kids won't need a college fund if I can buy the whole university one day |
| USA 0 China numba 1 |
| Wallstreet will just be like “wanna fuck around? Cool. Guess you’ll find out. We will disable every algo that trades off truth posts. Because we aren’t paying.” |
| 1 star sudoku day. Easy money. |
| I feel like a professional athlete trying to trade in these times.\n\nAlmost time for my lunch comprised of chicken nuggets and a Capri Sun. |
| Moon or Drop ? |
| Used to be cool. Ruined by wokeism. |
| Yup puts time |
| I just took a shit so fat it split my asshole, and it still wasn't as big of a turd as SPCX |
| You rang? |
| **BanBet Created** ▲\n\n| Ticker | Target | Entry | Move | Expires |\n|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|\n| **TSLA** | $400.00 (above) | $372.39 | +7.4% | Jul 27, 5:25 PM | |
| The country that gets invasion threats and starts disarming their citzen 😂 |
| This means the war ends "completely and totally" in exactly 42 days -OR- the the Friday after close/Monday before open after it ticks above 200.\n\nPrices will keep rising. Futures through the roof. But you will see wild short positions that make no sense. Then they will make sense. \n\nThe market manipulation never ends. |
| !banbet TSLA 400 1w |
| Oil to the fucking moon is mandab is successfully blocked. SPR won't last 40 days. |
| Is there anything political that's not a nothing burger |
| You replied to it |
| Don't worry guys, Iran deal incoming any day now |
| Bulls learn quick. They aren't falling for all the fake pumps we keep seeing.\n\nI'm just kidding, they're retarded |
| Stolen bikes and E bikes are about to hit all-time highs |
| Bulls hahaaaaa |
| barron |
| Or it is a meta for people? 😂\n\n/s\n\nEdit: really i feel you though. Been there many times. So annoying. I just bite my tongue and say oh well. Another one bites the dust! Most people won't understand the difference even if you explain it 5 times lol |
| Its not weird at all. We didnt maintain an SPR before the 1970s oil crisis, which is why it turned into a crisis in the first place. Countermeasures like the SPR were introduced after the crisis to prevent shortages. Including the pre 1970s context to make the chart look less bad is foolish IMO. \n\nWhy would you feel better about the current situation if the chart shows us slightly better prepared than we were before the first major global oil shock? |
| I'm betting we go above 7475. After that, who knows |
| go all in 0dte calls. pussy. |
| Very impressive how resilient the market is |
| spy sending soon |
| If TSLA goes below 370/369 today or tomorrow.. that would make me think it is going even lower before earnings Thursday. |
| loading up shorts here is crazy |
| Dump it |
| i know you wont do it but i feel there's a very easy way to suck up to iran even after everything that happened recently. |
| Straight up close all the straits |
| Correction seems to be over? 🤔 |
| The massive dong of consequences rarely arrives lubed. |
| Remember, we Sell the Rips, we don't Buy the Dips, for now. |
| Good buy at 115 |
| if al-mandab and hormuz are blocked, does that mean recession? |
| https://youtube.com/shorts/iU5BzuHELmU?is=kkfzJ72yuIANI6bV |
| The ultimate end game for "fuck the future, focus on this quarter". |
| We are going red |
| Iran sitting in a low block, 🥭 has no idea how to break them down |
| it will be fine. |
| Ah ok, nice |
| indeed |
| They are our nothern homies |
| I want to hear thoughts on NBIS |
| "They totally wanna make a deal," is the "she doesn't go here," of 2026. |
| Indeed |
| Dicks out for harambe |
| V for victory!!! |
| Surely dip buyers wont get dumped on this time |
| I think so |
| How do Americans feel about Canadians? |
| Damn they are expensive what’s your expiration? |
| Wait do we have to pretend this is a real V? Lmaooo just drop it again retards youve burnt enough puts |
| Pretty much just the opposite of what you been doing |
| seeing all these new ai data centers pop up is honestly crazy |
| Typical Corporate thinking. "I'm fine this quarter. Next quarter will be someone else's problem." |
| Corn has a small recovery back to $65k.. will see if it can hold there... |
| fucking hilarious |
| Good thing i didn't participate today |
| That's why I posted my position, to give others an opportunity to inverse me and exit their play before the inevitable. |
| has anyone seen the odyssey yet? |
| Bonds are dying. |
| I leave for 1hr and everything looking like shit. Let me guess. A tweet? |
| Her boyfriend will like that |
| it also algins quite well with the star formations today, im with you. |
| Ford calls. $17. |
| If its the same guy I think you're thinking of, he was out like8 months ago |
| Yeah, it's crazy how a year after a flood kills 28 kids and camp counselors (and about 100 more people in town) we have another flood in that exact same spot of Texas that kills two more. We really gotta figure out how to build that infrastructure. |
| How did you become a millionaire? Did the same mindset that made you a millionaire also lead to this loss? Just curious, not trying to dunk on u or anything |
| Well I am always glad if can make people smile!! |
| Market way too strong during earnings season |
| That's great for all of our citizen electrons, but what about us non-electrons? How do we get around? |
| Someway, somehow I went from deeeeeep in the red to making money. #bullsreallythought\n\n |
| lost 12k to date, left with 10k winning trade to get it back? |
| fun fact: \nOracle went full wsb regard with debt and leverage \nnever go full wsb regard with debt and leverage |
| Pick your reason. This market is cooked |
| oh GOOGL don't do this to me |
| I don't see how the deal could've made this far just to be stopped now. I'm guessing this is a nothing burger |
| V for ventheta incoming |
| Don’t worry it’s already priced in |
| RemindMe! 42 days |
| !banbet msft 430 7d |
| Good news, made enough on msft calls that I can gamble again tomorrow |
| RemindMe! 130 Days |
| A clear observation of socrate's principle which if stars align will cause a massive euler's peak |
| My wife said her libido might come back if the bull market returns. |
| this is only 33% down from the longterm average of 65days. See the graph again, please. |
| Single handedly sending the stock downward. \nWellplayed |
| Did that guy who made a ton on UUUU cash out or nah? |
| msft singlehandedly saving my portfolio |
| Damnit, Drumpf is gonna force me to call on Devil Gold now |
| The truth of this quote insists upon itself. |
| I saw a lazy dog indicator earlier, too |
| So you buy a call or a put then you sell it |
| That would be wild if it went red |
| So can we say it was a bull trap |
| What’s a good full port for this week? |
| The US is going to invade Long John Silvers. |
| The math on this is hilariously absurd. |
| its all a bulltrap or ar beartrap. good that i dont gamble and only buy shares fk you mms. |
| Time to sell those 0dte’s |
| Inshallah |
| Most of you guys chase some shitty stocks lol |
| The appropriate time is 2 weeks ago |
| Elon Musk is just gonna buy everything eventually with sketchy stock deals and government handouts anyway so who cares amirite |
| Could see 720 this week |
| **BanBet Created** ▲ | **Record:** 5W - 0L\n\n| Ticker | Target | Entry | Move | Expires |\n|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|\n| **TSLA** | $376.34 (above) | $372.62 | +1.0% | 23h 60m | |
| Google AI knows what you're willing to spend, leverages that with companies like Amazon or Walmart that are willing to do on-demand pricing and adjust accordingly. Ask Google for the best recommendation on a coffee maker, points you to one at Amazon who's already raised it price for you. Google takes a cut, times a billion transactions.\n\nI don't know if I'm just making this up but there's no way this isn't profitable. People asking for AI help in shopping are by-design the least likely to do their own pricing research independently. |
| 10m for a positive tweet about your company |
| so painful holding mag 7 rn |
| !Banbet TSLA +1% 1D |
| Maybe in 8 years space x is worth this much.\n\nI’d buy between $60-$70 |
| Atleast you have the gold card |
| What do the other letters stand for? |
| Lol, CNBC is so slow on news they're only now reporting on the Houthi blockade. |
| Skhy to 180 tommorow then I’m happy |
| $SOXX. Memory semi crash just beginning \n\n1st month loss is a good loss, before big crash of hype stocks |
| lmao |
| Anyone else’s stops getting hit for less than you set the order for? |
| It’s Rutgers. What do you expect? |
| Switched long, tomorrow expiry |
| What’s anal |
| SPY is clearly in a 50 day MA uptrend with bounces off the pythagorean retracement. |
| One day, we’ll look back on these times and laugh.\n\nThat we weren’t bullish enough. |
| this seems like another bull trap |
| 1 star yelp |
| Don’t sell calls until you’re willing to part with those shares. |
| Turns out the P in SPCX stands for "Pleasing my Wife's boyfriend" |
| amd $530 eod |
| Let me give a semi hype guy speech:\nNever we are going back to the moon by EOY, I'm going to put all my saving into it🚀🚀 |
| the market is starting to quietly rotate into intense anal |
| They definitely had fun! It’s just funny this look reminded me of it |
| Scalped little bits all morning just to lose all of it on an aapl call when I saw volume going up. Sold for a loss and had I held for 2 more seconds it woulda been profitable. Brb masturbating my problems away |
| Shit mango market |
| So **TACO TUESDAY** back on the menu it is? Truth about escalation only to take it back tmr? |
| Here comes the filthy V |
| Rice, beans, life straw, a 10 pack of emergency blankets. |
| I cannot recommend this casino to my friends if it keeps doing this crap |
| are we gonna V out of here? dump my puts? what do i do?!?! |
| Would be nice to have a proper 30% crash and a slow but steady rise over ath's instead of this stupid flat market |
| I accidentally bought 100 shares rather than one. When I caught it I was 500 down. I held and sold AH for 999.99 and a 1600 gain. Next day was the MU crash. I would have lost 15k if I held. |
| He will take down more than just Oracle. |
| Google beats earnings by 85% and announce they've invented ASI and gotten permission from the US government to literally print money. 13% drop on the day. |
| Fuck it I’m getting Dell lmao |
| Icing on the cake is that every 90 days this is delayed, paramount owes discovery roughly $650 million. Hope they get absolutely skewed. |
| don’t you have to have alot of money for csps |
| Was this chart intentionally made with what appears to be a thick sharpie style, mimicking Trump's signature? |
| Watch it bounce as people cover shorts/close pootz. \n\nThen we get a 🥭 tweet. |
| Load up on puts on these SPY green candles. Watch MU to know when to pull trigger. |
| It means justice |
| He's pretty sensitive about the TACO label, so I can see it. |
| Also, being intelligent generally leads to have more money to lose gambling on the stock market |
| what should I buyh |
| Will SPY actually go negative today? |
| Massive rotation into oil coming. |
| exactly, what am I supposed to be buying rn ? |
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| Time to load up the short bus on ORCL and TSLA. Larry will need to dump one of these bags to stay alive. Both will collapse though. Even if he dumps his TSLA bags it won't save him. Ima put $10 into it. |
| Up 0.6% now just to end up -1% |
| Because shares don’t use leverage or expire. |
| it would be funny if TACO tweeted "Im doubling down. fuck your calls" because too many wsb regards bet on TACO trade |
| i saved 15% on portfolio insurance by switching to cashco |
| God did I get caught with my pants down on these calls smh |
| God I fucking miss playing mahjong with the boys back in college. We’d do hotpot and play until like 3am |
| PANIC SELL EVERYTHING ITS SO OVER FOR THE 250th TIME |
| Combining them is what made people think “wait a week” |
| What should I but |
| Ah a Space x holder |
| Actually I've been thinking of swapping DRAM for MU or SNDK cause DRAM always lags those two LoL. I'm sure DRAM will pump if I did. |
| Oh, nvm then good on ya |
| Full port into wen |
| Mango market in action, dump it and pump it on the poors |
| Winning on a call happens when real volatility outpaces expected |
| SPY is up. QQQ up loads. Why are people panicking, you’re all such drama queens |
| Looks like the viagra is wearing off for micro slop |
| I am once again asking for a re-do because I sold a winning position too early. |
| Yes, everybody is going to buy the chips again until there are profits because they have infinite investors and debt capacity. |
| GOOGL went from a hard recovery to getting hard rejected back out of the parallel it broke back into in the span of 4 hours. |
| I’m trying to learn how to do that I got about $20,000 to play with |
| Did someone truth recently? |
| MANGO MARKET IS OPEN STOP WITH THE WAR THING |
| Nah, u become the long term investor. |
| I lose money as a bull. I lose money as a bear. You can't explain that! |
| Right so we can confirm essentially 100% of the market moves in the first hour/premarket were fake as fuck and bait. Built to scam lol |
| Tweet only works when its an effective one |
| Taco Tuesday |
| Hello\n\nI am under the water |
| Second v? |
| >Americans killed by Iran\n\nand the markets liked that |
| Made $300 today i hope we see a reversal and make some more on spy |
| Well, I over slept by a few minutes, but that was a nice lunch break nap |
| The US has been releasing reserves to maintain steady pricing. |
| Months later… |
| I wonder why… |
| Like me! My net worth went from over $1M in 2018 to <$0 by 2023. And I didn’t even gamble or make risky investment decisions (mania is a real tricky motherfucker) |
| I don’t claim to be an expert, but haven’t we claimed we were going to run out of oil next month since like, May? |
| Spell “RED” |
| But he heard drill baby drill. How could this possibly happen. LOL |
| Microsoft leaps have been steadily increasing for awhile now |
| 741 here we come |
| GOOG preparing sell off before another good ER, and probably dump some more after. |
| GUH sell off, run! |
| NVDA at max pain. Apple $10 below max pain. SPY gonna clear 750 today. |
| Its all over |
| He tweeted again |
| A fat European‘s girl dream came true yesterday … BTS live at the world cup |
| Fingers crossed on Larry Ellison leveraging himself into oblivion and blowing up Oracle. |
| Lol, spy is gonna go negative before nq. Market's backwards. Gonna buy some UDOW to catch the reversal of the reversal. |
| uh oh no SPY bounce |
| Greedy stupid bols |
| computers bought it and then people said nah fuck that keep selling |
| "You say we are going to crash into that brick wall in front of us, but I have been going 80 mph and haven't crashed yet even though it is closer?" |
| this is disgusting 🤮 |
| Hope earnings are good and capex still intact. \nBut I think it's a given, they can't stop now lol.\n\nSo just hold. GL |
| get reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeekkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkt |
| HAHAHAHA MANGO SINGLEHANDEDLY DESTROYED RELIEFRALLYE\n\nTHIS IS FUKD |
| Yo we crossing the line?? |
| NUAI 💪 |
| amd calls |
| We crashing? |
| PUMP FADING. DO NOT REDEEM |
| If mango bans Chinese open source models, US companies will have to pay many times more to AI labs for basically the same thing. US competitiveness will go down the drain. Great for OpenAI and Anthropic shareholders though, at least short term. |
| and when u buy put, this guy will come out and say Iran talk going very well 😂 |
| ORCL and having a green day challenge: IMPOSSIBLE |
| I had purs ahah |
| sir, do you know what I should be buying right now ? |
| Edited, maybe, but chatgpt would never come up with something this retarded |
| Down 90% gonna spite hold |
| Google might end red |
| Same as last Friday. It’s almost like no one wants to hold overnight. |
| Just be thankful you stopped investing in that dogshit company |
| It was the one before that one. |
| Bol = Up\n\nBoar = Flat\n\nBer = Down |
| Guh |
| Why you stopping billionaires from buying the rest of the news outlets? Just let it happen |
| Just selling calls to hopefuls |
| I feel like I might regret saying I’m not going to buy puts on a dip lmao |
| to bounce or not to bounce |
| If Mamdani arrests Netanyahu in september, does that mean the iran war is over? |
| Coincidentally the smartest Korean I know is a degenerate gambler. Motherfucker is one of the brightest minds in his STEM field and gets thousands of academic citations a year. He still rents because he’s terrible with his own money. Me too, but I’m much dumber than him |
| bought goog -> red -> baghold |
| That first tweet didn't do anything so he had to tweet again \n\nHe's realizing his market powers are fading LMAO |
| Load more calls bruh. Easy ATH coming for dram and soxx |
| Just a little longer. You're almost there before it gives up on you |
| Will SPACE ever be back on the menu? |
| day traders - nice iren short opportunity |
| as someone fking retarded, can someone explain why it bounced all the way back after the trump tweet then went back down anyway |
| Bloody |
| https://preview.redd.it/tnmhl0zv3feh1.png?width=1608&format=png&auto=webp&s=a69fe1823684e3ddc3b8db2d50dc9fbb68915c56\n\n |
| Breached into 743 |
| Powell is dearly missed |
| While they pause a merger, does it show an ad on screen? |
| SPY barely moved up LMAO I'm glad I didnt put 10k on calls |
| Made sickening money in the gambling port today |
| Did we really start tanking because of a tweet about Bibi? |
| Remindme! 41 days |
| My SNDK calls for Friday just keep bleeding. 😕 |
| If only we had a pipeline from Canada or rigs operating in the gulf....\n\nWere sitting on so much oil we shouldn't have to be surviving off the middle east |
| What’s the acronym for bol ? |
| Hedge fund market makers taking some regard's life savings and booking it as a rounding error in profits. |
| whats the quickest turnaround on a TACO? |
| calls on what ? I need financial advice, anyone ? |
| oh i LOVE jersey mikes. but its about to get bad. unfortunately |
| This market so ass |
| !banbet TSLA $420 1week |
| How nice of the market to wait until my weekly dca to start crashing the minute after |
| mediators or market manipulators? |
| Bravo! |
| Spy better fucking bounce here |
| Do I hold my options expiring tomorrow is the question |
| Damn he was right. I AM tired of "winning". |
| Slash their tires |
| risked 160k and made 10% |
| kinda the right way to think about it. if there is a 1 in 1000 or a 1 in 1,000,000,000,000 chance it can solve some extremely expensive problem, it makes it even more valuable.\n\nIts honestly terrifying because its so capable of stuff, but also so incredibly expensive and such a money pit, but also the winners are going to win in an enormous way. So everyone is buying trillions of dollars of scratchers to make a trillion dollars. |
| Market gonna rally or puke? |
| real piece of fuckin shit |
| How can this help me with my NVDA calls? |
| "Paramount Skydance’s takeover of Warner Bros. Discovery hit a roadblock Monday after a federal judge temporarily paused the proposed merger, granting a request from a coalition of 12 state attorneys general who sued to thwart the $110 billion deal." |
| Not a fucking chance I’m buying puts on a dip. |
| Puts on Netflix |
| Keith Ellison can’t finance that shit lol. Oracle down to hell. |
| SIR YES SIR🫡🫡 |
| how bout this stocks market hey boys? |
| Fuck |
| Leather jacket about as useful as Tom Brady laser eyes now |
| I'm not buying anything get off my lawn |
| GUHgle |
| Look at the spread on the GOOGL 7/24 345p. 😂 fuk this MM 🤡 |
| Looks like Drill team 6 are late for work today. They should be here soon. |
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| I think that was the relief rally I can’t lie |
| Is 527 shares of MU and -5 calls at 2,000 exp Jan 15 considered a well diversified port? |
| For recovery plays: NBIS, MSFT, ORCL, GOOG that is all you need |
| Weird. I double my money every few years with the most concervative/boring apprach in history. Buy dips, hold, stash money in ETF's, wash rince repeat.\n\nLow risk, surprisingly high returns, zero debt. ODTE bros are a day away from pulling weeds in my backyard. |
| BS click bait.\n\nWe export oil, but ok. |
| Buffet is also the retard that sold AAPL at an average of $180.\n\nNow that Charlie is gone, he's gonna be the one not wearing britches when the tide recedes.\n\nJust saying. |
| Lmao pathetic |
| Idk, but rklb in the 60’s is a gift from the investing gods. |
| I was sitting here wondering how I didn’t get the parasite when I eat a ton of bagged Taylor Farms lettuce… |
| About to send this market to the moon by shorting SPY. Fuck yall bears |
| Getting ass fucked today. Hmm. |
| lol god forbid GOOGL hold any fucking momentum and gains. |
| wait what caused the pause on paramount-warner merger |
| Im sure SOMEONE is making money in all this |
| See you tomorrow |
| Hot dogs. They always sell. |
| Good job guys we filled the gap now SPY can dump |
| Story idea: An alien is discovered inside a meteor and is forced to work at an IKEA |
| He should charge 1 million dollars for his personal phone number fuck the truth posts |
| what should I buy ?? help me senpai |
| i’d be laughing my ass to the bank |
| Theta gang wins again |
| GOOGL should pay WSB members to not post bullish analysis of their stock |
| Why's everyone always so afraid of getting called by delicious buttery margarine? I would consider a margarine call to be a good thing tbh |
| is this one of those days where NVDA and AAPL stocks get sold to buy other dogshit |
| Hahahaha |
| V my sack...with your tongue |
| You have to be really dumb to even engage with a random person on the internet. |
| Spy is honestly garbage |
| we going red |
| WHERE THE FK ARE THE REGARDED DIP BUYERS NOW |
| it would be funny if SPY dumped to sub 700 range, one minute before markets closed |
| \-82% seems like a good start |
| Please (mu)uuve 🙏🏻 |
| Google won’t even drop that much when they write the check to Netlist in 2027. |
| back to an AI bubble as of 12:41PM |
| ok i will take this information and obtain brain damage |
| Man bullsss need to learn |
| No clue what to buy lol |
| I’m thinking your right and when we have a good earnings call in two weeks we are popping |
| SPY go back up baby boy |
| Fucking shit welfare pizza |
| $ibm earnings coming out...better than what people thought |
| This price action is dog shit |
| Also all the drilling operations+refineries that have been damaged or forced to shut down can just be turned back on overnight. It's not enormously complicated machinery that's difficult to repair. |
| You really think this half-wit post was AI generated? |
| Only thing not fake and gay today is the bond market |
| We pump and dump again and again. No one gets out alive 💀 |
| >here is a cheat code \n\nlook at the top 10 active on NYSE/Nasdaq and buy the ones that are flat \n\nset a limit to pickup the other ones at their open price on any downswing\n\nhold and sell OTM ccs at open and close them on any selloffs |
| I'm going to lose my shit |
| I can see us going back to remote work. Companies won't raise wages so they will tell you to work from home if gas gets out of hand. But people been saying 150-200$ a barrel since Feb and it's been mostly 90ish. Peak driving season is just about over so people will be using less fuel also. |
| I am from the future, we are going to close at 741.79 today. We will open at 749.83 tomorrow. Do with this information what you must. |
| It really is! |
| think the MU shakeout is almost complete, probably will reach ATH within a month easily |
| I just went to shower when SPY was nearly 747\n\nWtf happened?! |
| It’s not close |
| Just buy more oil? Tf |
| AAPL IS YOUR TIME TO SHINE! |
| 🙁 |
| You all have been saying it’s going to spike for months lol it still hasn’t happened. |
| Middle finger is bullish. |
| Good way to get poor that’s for sure |
| Yea fuck this market, I’m out |
| Thank you |
| #never forget... the Epstein files victims RIP |
| NVDA V |
| I finally bought calls in this market and this is how I’m treated? |
| lol SPX is basically a shitcoin these days |
| Puts on leather jacket |
| alright, gonna sell so it’ll go up for yall |
| DM |
| Calls on MSFT? just got Porsche ad in my Linkedin DM |
| one tweet just fk all the call. press F 🤡🤡 |
| We have the gov handling that by crashing it whenever it has momentum. At this point I would worry more about global shortages suddenly spiking it to ridiculous heights a few months from now, once we are out of ways to suppress the price |
| Love it. |
| Easy Money today when everything is a dip |
| I miss 2013 when the Obama was president and average price /barrel was $118 inflation adjusted. |
| Crazy that GOOG might actually end red today thats crazyyy |
| Everything is in slow motion |
| Cooked market |
| they lied to me. they said stonks only go up fk you. |
| Market still ass, my dudes. |
| average oil calls holder rn - after realising it'll be flat for the rest of the week\n\n |
| RemindMe! 42 Days |
| Remind me! 42 days |
| WH YT |
| Sell so it goes up for the rest of us |
| MU has been holding up relatively well even when SPY goes down the past few trading days. Probably just chopping until GOOG earnings but hoping it’s the floor |
| If my make believe chart is correct, that 4hr candle is going to close SPY right at \~742 |
| Yes but there is still a positive expected return because a small proportion make way more than the market return. |
| What a garbage day. |
| Sometime after oil peeks and we experience demand destruction USD will free fall and the stock market will get a bid. The real economy. Agriculture (wheat) metals (gold) consumer staples (coke) power/energy (nuclear), that sort of thing. Beaten down sass stocks like Microsoft as well. |
| What did he say where and where can i see it? |
| may get ugly after 2pm |
| Sick of this orange fuck single handily fuckin over every move I make lately |
| HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH |
| jeez where does this end up at |
| Well shit |
| Nvda-kun, stop it |
| They're* |
| Yeah they'll probably distribute all the money to us equally |
| LMAO0 MICROSLOP SHITTING THE BED LIKE ALWAYS!! |
| that feel when a "green day" still feels red |
| = price goes up which is expected. In 2013 price of oil rose to $118 inflation adjusted. Didn’t crash the economy… |
| That's what I did and was assigned . I'm holding 2000 shares at $62 cost. |
| https://preview.redd.it/1cm0j7wl2feh1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ab1d6baeb9db15984f06787659ce14b9622ab759 |
| Where? Where can i see it? |
| Yay for my IREN LEAPS I nearly closed last week. Up 50% today. May buy puts for the bull back. |
| https://preview.redd.it/bmlsbmkk2feh1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ac4445b23065339b5ed0737464fa6e013eed5c4d |
| If we close red today, I will change my name to Bruce Wayne. Fuk bers. |
| If SPY goes red does this mean the idea of capitalism is over |
| I picked the wrong stock to buy a put on |
| https://preview.redd.it/4a45izni2feh1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d23d1aaf02bf64cef23fd8b10c8fc0b08089e919 |
| because its ranging? |
| Bulls + hope = free money for MMs |
| https://preview.redd.it/1shstpzg2feh1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9217cdd8f9e1ce4b800484f6ae4d3a9ead136845 |
| I too am able to martingale myself to $0 |
| wth lmaooo |
| Now short and it'll disappear altogether. Or long and the same will happen. Its literally math magic of the highest order. Very similar to the man with 3 cups and a ball down the street. |
| you're a woman. |
| Damn shame they don't have more ship waifus. |
| RKLB was almost green for a second, I'm glad someone stepped in and fixd that |
| 🥭 is truly liberating bulls today. \ncalls on puts. \n |
| looking to get my dick sucked |
| No nvda no no this is so not right |
| We get most of our oil from Canada (60%). We produce more than enough to be self-sufficient, but our refineries are tuned for heavier oils. Refineries are coming online in Texas to handle our shale oil. \n\nThe SPR average is 65 days and we're at 43. Hardly what I'd call an emergency. Just means we have drawn down on it, probably to offset prices over this conflict.\n\nNot sure what OP is carrying on about. |
| Canada has the opportunity to do the funniest thing in response. |
| the big part of it was the Iran war |
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| Wouldn’t $RKLB be on the verge of a short squeeze right now? The stock has gotten absolutely hammered — down \~35-38% in the past month alone (from highs near $100+ recently to around $67 lately), and it’s pulled back hard from its all-time highs around $150. \n \nShort interest has actually been climbing. As of the latest data (June 30, 2026), shorts are sitting on 42.6 million shares, which is roughly 7.3-8% of the float (up \~25% from the prior period). Days to cover is still low (\~1.3-1.5 based on average volume), but with the rapid price drop and increasing short positions piling in during the decline, any positive catalyst could force covering. \n\nRocket Lab keeps hitting operational wins (10th consecutive successful launch recently, strong revenue growth, growing backlog, Neutron progress, etc.), yet the stock is getting punished hard alongside broader space/tech volatility. Low borrow rates and high options activity might add fuel too. Shorts have been rewarded lately, but at some point this feels overdone on a fundamentally improving company.\n\nAlso, last 2 times the stock hit the 200ma it stayed down for 14 days then shot up to all time highs\n\nAm I missing something, or is this kinda setting up for a squeeze ? What y’all thinking? |
| Argentina has plenty to sell |
| msft flip flopping around 400 like a limp cock |
| How does msft rank as soon as I sell |
| 🥭 |
| Sounded more regard than usual, like he was missing a tooth? Had a stroke? Rolled his tongue? Sucked cock? Pick one idk |
| Brother, you don't need to check jack shit on the chain\nThe moment someone tells you about a coin, he's scamming you, as shrimple as that |
| https://www.datacenterdynamics.com/en/news/oracle-to-deploy-up-to-245gw-of-bloom-fuel-cells-at-new-mexico-data-center/ |
| Semi high capex, less margin \n\n$QQQ $SPY $SOXX How many semi Zombies survive at 10yr rate 4.6% |
| Drill, baby, drill |
| https://www.datacenterdynamics.com/en/news/oracle-to-deploy-up-to-245gw-of-bloom-fuel-cells-at-new-mexico-data-center/ |
| This is absolutely bonkers lol |
| What caused that Clifford song 20mins ago? |
| if it's anything I've learned on this sub.\n\nOnce you start getting posts like this, we've hit the bottom because WSB regards have no fucking idea what they are talking about |
| LOL got trapped in every position I opened today. Just fucking great. |
| Why does the y-axis start at 40. |
| 100% should’ve had a stop loss on place |
| Did you try opening your straight |
| Cash out my calls and puts. Neither is winning today |
| RKLB!!!! YOU WILL PAY FOR THIS!!!!! |
| Noone ever has good intentions in DM’s lmao. I also already don’t take any advice from morons in this sub, the warning is unnecessary lol. |
| $-10,000 interest how does that happen? |
| You don't have to live this way. |
| This is the equivalent of being stuck behind someone unable to decide what to order. |
| Just put it in deep thinking mode. Relax. |
| we closing red today. yall f'ed up |
| yet again, only thing holding up spy are semis |
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| Normally I'd agree with you I don't know WTF to say about INTC anymore since the US took a stake in it. Corruption seems bullish with this administration, but this administration is incompetent and throws allies under the bus when convenient. |
| i think my butthole hurts |
| fuk he said now |
| Netflix has their own Judges? |
| Because they're not real countries, just parasites on the US war machine |
| how so? |
| Ouch. |
| Crazy selloff the last 30 minutes |
| # First one's for free |
| godspeed bredren |
| NVDA needs to get rug pulled down to 180-190 before it can ever go higher. It’s just a pos that needs new buyers. |
| ORCL got a limp dick |
| How the hell did Bret Taylor become the Chairman of OpenAI. Seems like a goofy guy |
| Was a great opportunity to pick up XLE calls |
| Nothing will happen in 43 days, unless all oil stopped production today. According to the [EIA data](https://www.eia.gov/dnav/pet/pet_stoc_wstk_a_epc0_sas_mbbl_w.htm), with today's consumption and production rate, we still have 339 days to yolo.\n\nU.S. Oil Reserve Drawdown (June-July 2026)\n\n|Date|Reserve Level|Weekly Change|\n|:-|:-|:-|\n|06/05/2026|349,192|N/A|\n|06/12/2026|340,251|\-8,941|\n|06/19/2026|331,191|\-9,060|\n|06/26/2026|325,655|\-5,536|\n|07/03/2026|319,489|\-6,166|\n|07/10/2026|316,504|\-2,985|\n\nQuick WSB Math:\n\n* Total decline: 32,688\n* Time period: 35 days\n* Average depletion rate: \~934 per day\n* Remaining reserve (07/10/2026): 316,504\n* Estimated depletion date (assuming the same rate): June 13, 2027 |
| Cmon ORCL Jfc |
| Did you regards heard 🥭? |
| It's a narrow strait between South Asia and the Indian Ocean that a large amount of middle eastern oil passes through bound for China. US warp lanners thinks they can choke China out if they block it, but the Chinese Navy is strong as fuck now so it's actually an insane idea. |
| Duh, I sell at 880 and buy at 1500 so I don’t have to pay tax on it. Easy life hack. |
| They played us like a damn fiddle! |
| I'm seeing that many countries only have 10-30 days and our average is only like 55-65. I'm disabled and impoverished, realistically is starving to death in September something I need to emotionally prepare for? |
| Today has been great for scalping! 💵 |
| It's going the right direction? |
| Take us down Smithers!\n\nYou're flying the plane, Mr.Burns\n\nExcellent. |
| This algo trading is tiresome, pretty sure it was more fun in 80's and 90's and even before that, when they actually had to do something. |
| 1 to 1 price movements on the day aren’t that important especially bc oil still has PTSD from all the TACOs and is still expecting another one now.\n\nThe bigger picture relationship that matters is that as the war gets worse and it becomes clear no TACO will get us out of the situation unless mango literally surrenders, oil and interest rates will rise. And if he’s a complete moron and fully commits to a ground invasion then they’ll skyrocket.\n\nEdit: but yeah using the 10yr to judge how serious the Iran war is getting is a much better barometer than the spot price of oil bc of all the speculation baked into the latter |
| #1 perk WFH: shamlessly masturbating and my boss has no fucking clue and thinks I'm a great employee as long as I get my work done. LOL!! |
| Right. And how many years?🤦 |
| #Shit absolutely refuses to turn red LMAO🤌 |
| Ol’ reliable |
| Any else feel like this is a set up for a fucking whipsaw lmao |
| Exactly lmao |
| >Plus they can buy crude from Russia and Iran\n\nOnly if it can get there. |
| The algos are playing us for fools! |
| tl;dr - "Hey guys, I'm a fucking idiot!" |
| Bro never got scammed on RuneScape and it shows |
| Still hard to believe SOXL hit 300 less than a month ago |
| Lost me at taking stock picks from this sub. |
| Been paralyzed since open. |
| BERS IN FULL CONTROL\n\nSPY WILL NEVER BE OVER 7500 |
| Sold my puts before the dump lmao . Still profited but fuck |
| Wait until Black Friday doorbuster sale at $60 |
| You two are having a minor miscommunication. Everyone=/=most. \n\nPeople who’s parents were born during the late 70s are largely in their 20s, and I suspect that makes up a sizable percentage of WSB, though I don’t know how to confirm it. I am a little doubtful people in their 20s make up “most” of WSB, but I wouldn’t be surprised if it was the largest demographic if demos here were sorted by round decades of age. |
| now that im in calls, no V |
| Be like Bryson dechambeau and threaten to call 🥭 to get your way |
| I just made 96% on my puts 🤷♂️ |
| I tried options for the first time. In a day, I made what I usually make in week trading futures. Is this how you get rich/poor around here? |
| There you go. Just chalk it up to tuition fees. That being said, I’d be stoked if these rebound cus my shares would be juiced. |
| Well fuck...should of stayed out today. gaaayyyyyyyy |
| The bond market and the oil market is telling sleepy don to take his spalding tf-1000 and go home. |
| Semi is still so weak |
| Lets hope you're right. This is all I have left |
| VIX just did a V |
| it's so fun watching exit liquidity get absolutely rekt while they complaint about it |
| Doesnt only like 2% of the US oil come through the strait? |
| Nothing inherently wrong with it. Given the audience it's exactly what was called for. But for "general audiences" so to speak, I can see why the full range is better. This wasn't made to be consumed optimally by /r/wallstreetbets. Anyone who thinks it's a conspiracy or intentionally trying to mislead is definitely off base. |
| That's the kicker. |
| $QQQ $SPY $SOXX How many semi Zombies survive at 10yr rate 4.6% |
| Bro did he had a stroke? Tongue rolled mf |
| buncha yallz gonna buy MU at 1500 innit |
| What did he do now |
| i just need soxl to go up another 20% to get back next mont's rent money |
| Buy yet? |
| Someone has SPCX at $220 … couldn’t possibly be me 🫠 |
| That’s it!\n\nI’m not inviting any bers to my birthday party. |
| apparently at the movie ticker the only thing holding gains |
| You're not wrong... |
| Everybody stop using oil real quick I wanna see something |
| Fack AAPL, also NVDA time to go to bed. |
| whales going cash gang?\n\n |
| Bulls tried again it’s the effort that counts !! |
| Anyone believing this is a moron. The US has approx 87 billion barrels worth of crude oil in reserves. That's not including the untapped oil we have in the ground, which experts have estimated we would have about 50 years worth if we relied on that alone. \nDon't think the US will be running out of oil... |
| 2 hours of grinding up ruined by a trump tweet thanks |
| Bers get fukt then bols get fukt I hate this fucking bipolar ass graph |
| this mf reads dms 🫵🤣 |
| look at the overnight gap up on SPY and look at the price now |
| lol Q 700 puts jumped like 120% in 5sec on that bar |
| You guys already got your -5% "deal imminent" headline, it was just in premarket |
| I said to davy Jones locker omg go down plzz |
| Same. I was thanking people for the sub $150 dip lol.. seems like a no brainer |
| Time to start filling grocery bags with gas? |
| # If you invested in Dominos Pizza today, you'd be rich. Chad Pizza 🗿 and virgin data centers🧑🦯➡️ |
| IBM don’t edge me, let’s go to 259+ real quick |
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| Too much chop for this swing trader, spy 745 in the pivot, it can’t make it up its mind |
| Petition to change the name to this sub to r/regardstreetbets |
| Could’ve easily gone nuclear tho of the broad market euphoria had momentum which it was very close to. |
| Puts is the play, you dumb bish. |
| It makes more sense if you take into consideration how important exports are to their economy and what a spike in inflation + shipping costs to their target markets would do to said economy. |
| MAGS and IGV seem like good places to hide. Semi trade is over. So much of the data center story is already priced in. Lag7 have the best earnings and are flat for the year. Software is the best source of innovation. |
| The US uses 618 M barrels per month. We drill 418 M barrels per month and import 200 M barrrels per month. We have 316.5 M barrels in reserve. |
| 100%. Learned my lesson about chasing hype and momentum |
| You should try it sometimes. It beats inversing yourself |
| Cause it didn't hit 420.69 on its last run above 400 and rejected 400 on one of those down days. The whole TSLA scalp trade revolves on those numbers, if they don't hit, flush. |
| SPCX should rename to RGRD |
| 30 mins and this flys |
| idk I full ported at 157 |
| Because we naturally overproduce, when us storage declines it means there is global market tightness. Our distance from Asian markets makes us naturally the last resort supplier, which implies there is nowhere else to buy from if we run out of inventory |
| Are we sleeping on Sk Hynix? |
| I agree. When/ what do you think the money will rotate back into? |
| > Met a guy through this sub months ago. Normal stock talk. He recommended a couple of big-name semis. Real companies, bought near the top, both bled. Then he "felt bad" and offered to make it up to me: a small crypto coin, plus a screenshot of his own position up +139%.\n\nOP you're the most highly regarded individual I've ever known. \n\nCan you tell me your stock picks so I can inverse you? |
| I like Terra, for tax reasons it's not beer. |
| That’s ok, AI will solve it |
| Sell your hormussy |
| I’d hold until end of year |
| I’m super long $PP right now and you can be too. DM me to see super long $PP position pics. |
| Of course he has to suck his master dick and protect him |
| Little of both? America is also one of the largest oil producers in the world, so we have tons of domestic oil coming in. Not to mention, that oil reserve doesn’t include military oil. If shit hits the fan, the military is still going to be insanely well stocked. Does that affect you and me? Not directly, but it at least means you don’t have to panic about being horribly attacked anyplace. |
| Whats worse than missing out on a potential opportunity.... losing your money. This market sucks |
| Turn off DMs is the first thing you should do when you have a Reddit account |
| This is a fucking Wendies |
| why do this to yourself? get some help. |
| Tim Apple... please stop going down... thank you! |
| fucking kangaroo market |
| overall, there's a mismatch between the type of oil processed by US refineries and the type of oil produced by US wells. US refiners are, to a large extent, set up to use the type of oil that is cheap and comes from the global market. |
| BIGGEST V EVER ON SPY PLS GOD\n\n |
| not going to put any options on it anytime soon, but after Mag 7 earnings its going to rip -- long term its a stable growing business going up. I'll buy in anytime it hits 200 |
| Ber this, bul that, how about shut the fuck up |
| NBIS you POS |
| Why is CIFR mooning though |
| Bear trap here the afternoon pump is coming |
| mid-june calls got me 80% in loss porn territory |
| short in the hole = crater the p/l |
| 113% im painting the town white |
| qqq -5,2% in 3 days, will now take 1 month of +0,5% -1% days to come back |
| i am a constant visitor of the dubai mall and can tell u the lulu store it the second least visited store after under armour. just saying international expansion wise |
| Where my bols at |
| So literally just waiting on google earnings for this week |
| lol you deserved it retard |
| Someone tried to get you to buy some shit coin and you needed to do analysis to realize it was a scam? |
| 🥭 has been unusually bearish. Must be trying to force the market lower to buy in |
| Scummy |
| 7 red days in a row for TSLA |
| no tendies in this fuckin market, that means *pasta aglio e olio* for dinner, atleast be a poor with class. |
| Iran out of money 😞 |
| when things sell after a melt up... it's usually over for awhile just sayin |
| You should see what everything else did |
| Bag 7 |
| He sounds fucked up |
| Does Mayne Go have admin access on Truth Social\n\nI wonder if he could actually get banned on his own platform lol |
| I need MU to get back to $1000 by Friday |
| fuck — off — with — your — chatgpt — post — retard |
| To davy Jones locker with Qqq |
| MU is all you need to watch to make decisions on SPY. Easy mode. |
| The next time RSI gets >70 today I'll short 2k shares |
| LAES? |
| Dawg you gotta buy call options that are longer dated and on a different ticker then lmao |
| i dont trust the management. |
| So your telling me 🥭 made a tweet to show the value of its early access subscription? |
| Probably going to miss out on something big but rather not chance it |
| NVDA is still in the f'in penalty box. Insane. |
| Oh god what the heck happened to SPCX these past few minutes |
| Ber lool i love ber cope |
| You mean the Houthis. Yemen gov is a different entity. |
| Fun fact. Once we go below a certain level in our reserves it's game over. The entire thing dies forever |
| Same |
| If you still think crypto is used for anything other than scams at this point you deserve to lose all your money |
| NVDA is not having a good time. |
| Market flipping us off before going down LMFAO |
| Call me a realist, but a chance a random stranger would message me to advise me on stock picks out the blue is never what it seems.\n\nJust because you recieced a spam message, doesn't mean you should engage. |
| Bro fuck |
| Better memes as well. |
| When money rotates back into the real economy there is going to be a lot of opportunity. Let’s not be a bunch of bag holders. |
| I wished I had the brain capacity to short SPCX when it was at $200 😭 |
| flood your money into LAES in 5 years you’ll be rich |
| Doubled down on my fig $25 cost basis with calls and it’s paying off |
| bought calls on BABA and for my personal gambling experience calls on BMNR expiring in nov26 |
| A few dudes claiming that they work for SPR in oil futes subreddits said the amount is below 200m, that's when the salt caverns will collapse. With that said, oil producers that borrowed from SPR are most likely holding out for waving of repayment premiums. Companies has been borrowing at the standard 18%-24% repayment premium, and they can definitely hold out till SPR gets desperate |
| Or don’t trust anyone with financial advice on fucking Reddit DMs lol |
| Yemen threatening "full scale war* on Saudi |
| I kept buying AMD and it ducked me |
| Li Lu really paper handed MU when it was $60 and missed out on 15-20x gains |
| You guys are dumb, I’m going all in on horse and buggy. I’ll be a cowboy billionaire after this! Why, they’ll call me Leviticus Cornwall! |
| https://preview.redd.it/pxlzrzno0feh1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=381f42faeb111c490d6aef1a454d77168be9d81e\n\n |
| How? \nShares short or puts?\n\nThis may be your only winning play for the rest of the quarter. |
| Fuck this, I'm taking a nap during my lunch break |
| bagholders only trade is "i hope orange tweets something good today"... and they buy calls then sit and pray LMAOOOOO |
| ouch, META is the new bear indicator |
| The problem here is that you're trying to think. Stop that, and it all makes sense, trust me. |
| Could have just had a normal year instead of losing the same war twice... |
| I think he just chose the seasons changing as a ways of saying "when enough time passes", confused me too. |
| Have some respect for the sisters🤨 |
| lmao it would be so funny if that arrest happens |
| dick\n\nand\n\nballs |
| He listerally just tweeted again |
| holding 10k shares of NU have a feeling my entire daily gain will be wiped out before close |
| Unfortunately the last 18 months or so have proven that. For algos, anyway. |
| If it wasn't earnings season SPY would be back to 720 by now |
| Where is Barak Ravid when you need him |
| Yes, keep selling please. Can’t wait for you to buy back and push it even higher in 6 weeks lmao. Fucking idiots. |
| It feels really good when both my puts and calls hit |
| 744 enroute\n\n |
| Real question, who is making money off Korean retail regards losing money, and can I buy calls on them? |
| It has never been more over |
| Nephew was asking for advice on business programs he's applying to college for - I said drop the applications, get yourself an r/wallstreetbets subscription and hang out here all day. |
| yo it is haram for micropeen to be this green |
| # Market looks like it just want to jump off the cliff |
| lmao MU copying the same price movement the last time it hit 900 |
| Ffs. Is 🥭 trying to make it seem like his $100k/mo subscription is worth it |
| What are you talking about? \nMy cost basis is 5.90 you dumbass.\n\nI only entered this morning ***after*** the Series A dilution. \nI never bought the top and complained, you are a complete fucking idiot. |
| Whoever the fuck is selling, your sister is a hoe. |
| You re assuming I have missed out |
| Back below premarket low. |
| I love ya MSFT |
| Looks like assholes signature. |
| Maybe we haven’t hit the low of the day 😬 |
| Microsoft doing the opposite of AMD |
| Are ya winning son? 👨 |
| This will end well |
| #Imagine photobombing world cup award ceremony LMAO🤌 |
| Also don't forget the US taxpayers are going to be on the hook to pay to refill it too, even if the war-that's-not-a-war comes to an end, that's not going to be good for the economy. |
| How about some jersey mikes instead? |
| destroying exit liquidity is very easy... just look at them continuing to average down their near worthless calls... we close red |
| LOL!!!\n\nJust like 🥭steaks, 🥭university, 🥭vodka, 🥭casinos, and the NJ Generals. |
| Might I add: the functionality of ships will remain intact.\n\nA story I am following (not as closely as I like, but with great interest) is barnacles slowly but steadily weakening the hulls of the ships anchored before the Strait of Hormuz. |
| market so bad I had to get a second job at Wendy’s |
| Looking for any reason to go down? There are 1,000 reasons to go down and it's still up. Calls |
| Still, oils not up that much today. They are related but not causal |
| C'mon webull, just a few cents higher for my scalp. You can do it before the market shits itself. Please... |
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| Active bombing for hours = SPY and oil have no reaction\n\nTrump threatens bombing = WOAH WOAH WOAH INSTANT BIG VOLUME |
| I'll inverse you on this one. One of us will make money.\n\nNot going same size as you though |
| Market is such a pussy with every tweet |
| 🥭gonna add value to those subscriptions or just let it bleed? |
| Slow bleed to EOD hedgies are lubed up with Monday martinis after lunch and need ❄️ money |
| Nothing really, I’m using stops so if it breaks thru to $910 I’m out and that’s that |
| https://preview.redd.it/a7hlxfe70feh1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aeea4ec2b16d88e56a21ec04c691c236487ea585\n\n |
| Can he just stop tweeting every 5 mins 🤡🤡 |
| Oh so you think I’m actually regarded |
| Multiplied revenge for dead soldiers, basically. |
| I have more than enough shares already, as well as commons of MU, SNDK, and some pure storage. Not opposed to leaps but my point was that I don't know what you're expecting to be able to do here with these calls right now. |
| wow losing so much money with this chop |
| paags ? never seen one in real life must be a myth |
| It's prolly a market top |
| https://preview.redd.it/viqgqis30feh1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a7f76b10719b717de9cb5bc7e8f29fe2a229575b\n\n |
| average down your 750 calls for the 5th time this morning, we promise you're not exit liquidity |
| Yes, because we have some actual intelligence. China has more reserves than the US |
| He just tweeted again\n\nNetanuahoo will *not* be arrested\n\nThen he posted a death toll |
| this GOOGL pump is for ants and its just gonna shit itself tomorrow before close again |
| BlackRock leading a $12B debt sale for Meta’s El Paso data center. Apparently nobody told ole Larry Fink that Meta is cutting capex 🙂↔️ |
| Good thing we aren’t fighting in the Middle East anymore |
| You just gotta be quick |
| money never left the market last week, it just left semis for a few days. Look at it flow back in |
| I think the bugs get fixed |
| charts are all fucked up, but nothing has really changed. |
| Something about death and destruciton, not joking |
| Today is kinda tricky. |
| Now zoom out the x-axis to year 0 as well and adjust the average accordingly |
| we need to front run the taco |
| For the most part yes LMAO🤌 |
| It's at 1.30 now, a touch to 1 and them up to 1.5 is what I hope for, so you all do the reverse for a winner |
| Random guttural noises about negotiation were bullish and random guttural noises about revenge are bearish. |
| Jensen wtf |
| When I'm in an erectile dysfunction competition and my opponent is the stock market 😰 |
| Turning an apostrophe upside down and missing the mark by like 15 characters is some feat |
| 3 weeks ago lol |
| i feel u |
| Going to start buying calls for the EOD green God candle that these assholes are setting up. |
| Smart man |
| That saved my puts. Got out and back in calls fuck me man my heart. |
| Spy briefly dumping from that tweet feels very ominous. Market is looking for literally any reason to go down. I’m getting puts just in case |
| The migrants drink all the oil. They drink it up! |
| MSFT finally giving me my money back |
| https://preview.redd.it/kmxbuulwzeeh1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4880bb7ec962e5dfcbff230eb5743e614486d7d3 |
| Same |
| Next leg up coming for oil |
| Power hour dump at 3:30 pm |
| this comment is whats gonna dump the market. |
| Take profits when you're at a certain % gain, make it a rule. Or keep moving your stop loss up if you're attached \n\nIf you're bad at identifying profitable opportunities, trading isn't a good idea |
| We should all pitch in and add it to the Reddit ticker. What the hell did he say this time? |
| Most of the mag 7 are trash |
| No tacos. Lower. Much lower. |
| Timothy McVeigh called - he said he could do better with bags of shit |
| What you mean |
| What in the AI is that? Even OO replies with the use of AI. Can we rename social media to " soc-AI-l media" finnaly? |
| Did they use their reserves, or did they start importing oil paid for in CNY? |
| Outside of the selloff we had in June we've been floating higher on dog shit volume since the April low |
| Ima pound ur mom |
| Oil companies will use this to raise the price of a barrel to record highs. They'll once again record record profits, then magically the crisis will be resolved just in time.\n |
| Algos have Truth social accounts\n\nThat's the only way they could have reacted so quickly |
| The dow is over 50k. Stop being a panican |
| Facts see you then |
| Dude's tweets are always the biggest volume candle of the day. |
| uhhhh |
| Coreweave more like Coreweak |
| I’m still sitting out. I don’t wanna get cooked |
| The world is moving away from eyeran, but fuckwits in here still give a fuck about a goat herding country lmfaoooo |
| is fidelity down for anyone else? |
| They retired being not Evil ? |
| sounds fire\n\n |
| Good point. |
| I do have 100 shares. Why do you say never sell them? If you believe very strongly in the long-term thesis, why not going in with some LEAPs? |
| Pro tip: It's not even 43 days, actually. The storage areas have a *structural minimum* to continue existing. Depending on who you ask, it's between 70 and 150 million gallons. |
| https://preview.redd.it/sh12mt7nzeeh1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6221fe5b6d1598683fd4a708b6888595f85f63e6 |
| For every American dead, Iran will suffer\n\nSo the normal stuff |
| 40 days supply in June is a lot less than 43 days from July 20th . It isn't misleading.\n\nIn reality there isn't even 40 days of supply left, The SecDef floor is 243 Mb which will be hit in about 30 days.\n\nThe SPR also can't be drawn down at the same pace moving forward, even if you wanted to go below the SecDef floor, and imports from Canada will decrease as we reach tank bottoms in storage there.\n\nSo it's technically true that there is "more than 40 days supply" but it isn't true that there is "more than 40 days supply at the current or required pace or without serious consequences". |
| Least misleading y-axis on wsb charts. |
| it was algos off the drumpf tweet lol |
| Answer is always no. But then, see you in 2 hours after you overtrade 🫡 |
| Retarded cry baby calls others retarded cry baby lmao |
| do they actuaally learn? |
| SPX 5759 end of day |
| surely he could never lose 10k on a wick. |
| Bruhs electrons don't all have the same mass and charge |
| Welcome to the world that was voted for. |
| # The pizza stock is the winner DPZ. Hyperscalers, semi, AI are all shitholes. |
| Just an opportunity to buy the dip boyos |
| That's in October. |
| Why is the bottom zero lol?? Every dumb redditor: "they're trying to trick us by clearly labeling the y-axis. The chart should go to zero!" \n\nDo you know what would actually happen if inventories went to zero?? Most experts think this isn't even possible, as the SPR and commercial stores can't be drawn down below "tank nottoms" which is NOT the same as the tank being at zero. |
| We are not the same. I attack retards who come to wsb to cry about retarded shit.\n\nYou are that target. Stop being that retarded cry baby, and start attacking retarded cry babies. It will reduce the amount of whiny bitches. Bullying is good. Get on the right side. |
| Correct. But still. Every time the 10 year has got 4.6% sticks struggle |
| # IT'S CALLED A STOP HUNT\n\n# SPY 750 EOD |
| I’m about to blow your mind… interest rates are rising bc of Iran |
| Oh look orange man cares about the market again |
| Bought puts. Thanks |
| Hey bro please message me i want to share betmgm referral link |
| what could go wrong |
| A month before it looks like that |
| How big were the fireworks? IEDs are just extra spicy fireworks in essence |
| not sure why we dumped on that tweet? lol did the market assume that american soldiers deaths were bullish before the emperor corrected tweeted? |
| Next elevator soon |
| Have you seen fertilizer prices? |
| Ask your dad |
| \#13 mikes way |
| Nah not yet, I think I’ll see 747 by 3. Starting to see some volatility come back I think. 🤷♂️ |
| There are plenty of countries for us to invade before that happens |
| Donny Dump |
| I’m just dumping $10k into 2x bear MU each time it touches $900 and selling for quick $200 gains its rejecting there so hard it seems |
| They also don't have large volumes of brine in reserve - they use fresh water to displace the oil when withdrawing from the reserve. |
| amd 520 by eod good call or no? |
| Watched something a few days back, China has reduced its imports of oil.\n\nThats via imports recorded against the petrodollar.\n\nEither China has really reduced their imports, or are continuing to import in a different currency such as CNY.\n\nIran and Russia would be fine with doing that, its a useful reserve currency for them given they can easily import goods and services from the world's manufacturer. |
| WEN looking like it wants to squeeze this week |
| Tesla calls for earnings ? |
| They're related. Full faith and credit. Plus, you know, oil feeds into inflation. And regional stability. Lot of things. |
| How much was the premium on a 100 strike? That’s crazy OTM |
| AI slop |
| About to go pound some jersey mikes for lunch |
| I hope he starts tweeting about Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson again |
| I made money on calls and puts! Should I overtrade? |
| American terrorists are so fail these days - Dude attacks an immigration center with Fireworks. \n\nBro, fireworks? 🤦♂️ |
| When META 1200 |
| Can the market just pick a fucking direction already? |
| Stay out of this shitshow. They have cranked the manipulation to 11 today. |
| Where's the guy that posted wanting a flash crash like an hour ago |
| It’s not Iran, it’s interest rates. |
| I know we joke about it a lot but what the fuck kind of market is this that the only meaningful moves in the SPY come from Truth Social (tm) shitposts? |
| Actually I bought a $52 and held to the ATH and then back down again. Diamond hands get it right |
| Im not falling for this trap |
| today is the typical day we shouldn't be trading lol nothing only sideways stupid movments |
| Good job i stopped driving |
| It’s almost recovered in 2 minutes. What a joke |
| The truth social subscription |
| Damn though msrt was gonna dip more |
| Glad I sold my DPZ at open for small profit. Been bagholding that shit for a minute. |
| Very very clear from todays price action that everyone who is bearish is shorting nvdia and not the index. Fundamentals stronger than ever but iran war really bad. |
| Oh so you’re saying: we replenish supplies oil every day? Like… going to the grocery store every week means… I’m only a week out for food supplies until I starve to death? |
| Avoid mediterranean coast, Galicia and Asturias should have good weather now |
| “”Last opportunity to buy MU under $900” |
| How many fell for that very obvious reversal move😆 |
| Apple's strategy almost is given away since they're not developing their own chips like Google or Amazon. So the most likely thing is to license from Google just like the do for Maps |
| Did NVDA just take a shit? |
| Aiight back to ATHs |
| Ive been planning to switch strategies to the wheel for a minute now!. I’m a bit hesitant to do it with dram given its volatility but that’s why I have slightly over 100 shares, I was planning to sell covered calls. At this point, I’m so far below my cost basis, though, I don’t know if it’s worth it. |
| I was investing in this game where you push a button and little wheels spin and sometimes it gives you more back. Its hasn't done well. Id like my money back please. |
| Not even saying they will go up if it falls |
| Left some on the table but got out with more than I started and don’t have to go to the dumpster 💪 |
| Another ship got hit or somethibg? |
| adobe red days are illegal. green eod. This isn’t the old adobe anymore. Algos and whales turned bull on it |
| Institutions are going into cash and bulls are holding the bag. |
| Damn was hanging in there until that tweet |
| It would be a completely different chart if the intention was to forecast when we're going to "run out" lol. If that were what the chart were trying to show, why would it include 40 years of historical data. Dont you think it would show future dates instead?\n\nBy the way - forecasting charts like the one I'm describing exist. You just have to look for them |
| 745C @ 1.00 seems like a good deal |
| And then what about less known European/Asian companies or meme stocks like TSLA?\n\nIt works until it doesn’t. |
| the February chop zone was at least kind of easy to trade It was a mechanical oscillation between SPY 675-695. This is just a directionless nightmare. |
| What happened now |
| It was, basically it was a shit post saying that for every dead american iran will pay a price many times over or some such. |
| I know this is the wrong sub for optimism, but I hope one of the consequences of this bullshit is the acceleration of renewable energy. |
| Fat with skinny legs is the worst body type 🤮 |
| no u |
| I told you. 10 year bond at 4.6% is untenable. That has to go lower for stocks to survive here |
| Dont panic guys, they are just testing the early access for truth social |
| wHO KEEPS DOING THE RECOVERY V'S |
| Does DJT have a path to profitability now? |
| The USA gets a whopping 8% of its crude oil from the Middle East. |
| Bulls are so dumb |
| What did you say, you whipper snapper! |
| Can I get your coin please? |
| Any decent plays for today ? |
| Could be in beta with 'special friends'. |
| that candle was promised to us 3000 years ago |
| I'm seeing great movies come out: The Odyssey & Obsession, which only cost $750K to make\n\nThis just shows Disney has no idea what the fuck they're doing and have desecrated their IP: Start Wars in shambles, Marvel, Pirates of the Caribbean without Johnny Depp. It's a damn shame not only for the fans, but investors who've been bagholding a loss for years while Bob Iger gets rich in his Malibu/Holywood mansion |
| 10 day offer of peace incoming |
| This sub has a butthole and dih fetish. |
| no better feeling |
| idk if a peace deal is going to happen before power hour |
| What a rug pull |
| Remindme! 42 Days |
| I love when I'm on the right side of a truth!!\n\n |
| Sell before google |
| Where? |
| wait i wasnt ready do it again |
| There’s always a reason \*not\* to buy if you look hard enough; that’s why mfs missed $150.\n\nScary money don’t make no money |
| youre just mad you missed out |
| why do you fuckers always buy the top and then complain. im still up 200% on my AMPG shares even after this pullback |
| India circuit breaker\n\nChina circuit breaker\n\nBoth in same day! |
| So I reckon the Truth API is online already? Huge volume candle happened in AAPL seconds before the SPY candle |
| I wish people actually dropped the tweet into chat still. This place used to be much better at info sharing |
| What did I miss |
| Yep! |
| It's only down because the bulls are already waiting for tomorrow. I hate bears. |
| Imagine buying Uber while Skynet ramps up |
| People buying today are weak hands |
| Dumping is back on the menu correct |
| Now. Nothing will recover including DRAM until people sell |
| Most important market factor are a half-dead dementia-boomer's shitposts. What a world. |
| Sweeeeeeet |
| Sold some cc, feeling cute ☺️ no ramen tonight |
| What tickled the vaj? |
| PAAG(Phat Ass Arabic Girls) is where it's at. PAWGs are nice too but over rated. |
| The candle of truth. SPY to 740 |
| Every race has retards and fomo is a real thing. Think about how stupid the average person is and realize half the people are stupider than that. George Carlin |
| maybe getting the tweets a minute before is worth the 100 grand |
| # lmfaooo bulls really thought. dumb fing bulls. get rekt. |
| 5-20% gains on 0dte. \n\nDo you trade 5 minute candles? |
| ahhhh heeeeelllllllll naaahhhhhhhh |
| Drempf |
| Yeah volatility is not for me 😂 |
| ORCL and Nflx: the two biggest mistakes of my life |
| This is why you always have limit sells, insta-fill and pulls back |
| This is fun. This is fucking fun. |
| Today was not a fun day for me. |
| I sold some 70 and 100$ cc to people like you lol. I was happy. I’m legit holding shares long tho and would maybe just swap to shares if the time frame stressing u |
| I need… 3 more of those and I’ll be break even! |
| What did he say |