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| He is delivert |
| Puts before the 4th of July? RIP\nBig Don ain't letting stocks go down, let alone PLTR before Independence Day. |
| hey mom, i turned the toilet into a mining rig bro |
| It's been 6 days :/ |
| Can you use your own words instead of copying mine. |
| Eat my dongus you fuckin nerd.\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| Squeeze deez nuts you fuckin nerd.\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| Michael Burry responded to my craigslist ad looking for someone to mow my lawn. "$30 is $30", he said as he continued to mow what was clearly the wrong yard. My neighbor and I shouted at him but he was already wearing muffs. Focused dude. He attached a phone mount onto the handle of his push mower. I was able to sneak a peek and he was browsing Zillow listings in central Wyoming. He wouldn't stop cackling.\n\nThat is to say, Burry has his fingers in a lot of pies. He makes sure his name is in all the conversations.\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| Bagholder spotted.\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| #[GUH](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/kkc8ev/just_in_case_yall_forgot_this_video_exists/)\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| Got some almond milk?\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| My authority is not measured in mod powers.\n\nIt is measured in magick and witchcraft and runic glory.\n\nI will fuck people up in nightmares, not on the sub.\n\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| Oh my gourd! \n\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| Ya Allah, did you mean to visit r/MuslimNoFap? In challah you will be victorious.\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| #👁⃤ *Illuminerdy confirmed* 👁⃤\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| #[AWW YEAH](https://youtu.be/imxxWDgGJOg)\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| *This “pivot.” Is it in the room with us now?*\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| ligma?\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| Well, I, for one, would NEVER hope you get hit by a bus.\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| I heard Michael Burry had a sticky short squeeze, ligma, nofap abortion with plunge protection team as the priest while he did cocaine off a hookers big toe, ate a ghost pepper, drink choccy milk, read a k8 and lost it all. !guh sell sell sell sell . Did he also watch 2 dark magician girls 1 pot of greed? A Bus driver does not give good financial advice. I need to pivot out of my position soon. Selling puts through Hairy putter's school of Hogwarts for witchcraft and wizardry. Ricky Ricky Ricky Ricky Ricky Ricky Ricky Ricky. Guh! Very Sticky situation. BAM! BOOM! |
| https://preview.redd.it/8nbpnq7lg59f1.jpeg?width=708&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=487ea9efa1b5423498661f07cc0e7f2758d5c07c |
| Not a chance we don't break ATH tmw. It’s 1% away. No rejections after $605 break. It’s over you shoulda got calls at the close |
| Never thought my balls would grab so much attention |
| https://preview.redd.it/xnfl5mrig59f1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ce825baecd062fadf77e6ba375a5648fc847df69 |
| WSB is bullish, you know what that means. |
| Here we go |
| They only respond to hot men. |
| cause everyone hates you |
| Brother there's literally one mod and he wakes up after the market opens |
| SPY futes are boring, can Daddy announce another war please 🙏 |
| We watching |
| Because they are ghey |
| Take profit, don’t revenge trade, don’t trade short expiry options |
| ATH may very well be the rejection. 6100 is a strong point of interest too. |
| The bunker busters busted prematurely? |
| Can you or someone explain this? 👀 |
| >The market still thinks they’re just a miner. Meanwhile, the stock has already doubled from $6 to $12.\n\nThen maybe the market doesn't think they're just a miner |
| This company is gonna be the next Berkshire |
| Haha why? |
| https://preview.redd.it/vqhmjzodg59f1.jpeg?width=708&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c38bfcbb5b3d5e9775029f6920832ff82d2730f9 |
| Lies |
| You’ll get em next time champ |
| When ur options expire |
| Hell yeah, I'm glad. I made some nice gains on puts during the mayhem, but I like AMD. They've gone down for too long! |
| I'm not a perma bear sorry |
| AMD spikes up in response. |
| Fuck Quantum |
| LIES. DECEPTIONS |
| assignment 200 hrs tom sosnoff 200 hours schwab coaching for starters |
| Where are all the TMC haters?😂 congrats! I’m still holding 1,000 shares plus 5 call contracts. Took profits on 500 shares and 25 call contracts. We are hitting $10 in a few days. |
| Like any good P&D, the debate is over whether the pump has already occurred. |
| Your girl choke the can? |
| Why won't the mods respond to me 😭 |
| BLACK THURSDAY |
| MM's flipped a coin and said not today. |
| Especially MU |
| Castration |
| Bros taking notes from the Thieltard himself |
| So I should add LEAPS? |
| https://preview.redd.it/h1cticb7g59f1.jpeg?width=708&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9800e48aa4ae2052c047ae044ffd2423804b4308 |
| if you are bettin on earnings, start 2 weeks early.\n\nif the stock has gone up a lot, sell the calls before to avoid iv crush.\n\nmu has gone from 90 to almost 130 in a month. no way earnings gonna push it much higher than that |
| I'm not that strong lol |
| At least you gave it your all |
| >I just held cause what was the point of selling at a lost? It went from 110k — 28k —> 550k\n\nWell, because sometimes it goes 110k —> 28k —> 0. And 28k is more than 0, I think. |
| I bought puts for CRCL, not dumb enough to ever touch SPY puts. |
| Are you rich |
| RemindMe! 1 day |
| Futes no longer futing |
| 🥭is cooking up some fake GDP numbers to make up for the B2 debacle |
| I used ai to find the source of your profile pic. Sooo disappointed. |
| Deal |
| Why the duck would MU go down after that phenomenal earnings report? \n\nCEO said N(nand) word? |
| What is the lesson learned from all this trade ? |
| Probably not. Look at how volatile its 5 year chart is |
| Didn’t they already come out? |
| You are about to launch a powder brand aren't you? \n(Ty btw) |
| Say it ain’t so |
| lol, these stories just get more and more ridiculous each year. next he's going to be hologram run by the Saudis |
| I’ll break even if TSLA goes to 150 by Friday |
| 👍 |
| Wax em |
| The primary holder base of Bitcoin is retail shrimp, not elite whales. And shrimp balances are in a constant uptrend, while elite whale bag holder balances are in a cyclical but slowly descending downtrend with lower highs and lower lows every cycle. \n\nBitcoin is an asset for the little guy…. It’s a shame not enough little guys have figured that out yet. 🤷 |
| Huge day for SMR tmr |
| Sofi baby. 18 |
| Sugar wax |
| Touché |
| Might want to check the IV first before buying a put on something that's dumped like 30% in a week |
| Just shave them off |
| Use beard trimmer on lowest setting and don’t go completely smooth there. |
| Now I’m starting to feel like those $135 NVDA puts are stupid and I’m too impatient to wait 2 months for them to expire worthless. |
| Tinfoil hat time: 🌮 initiated a $500M buyback of his stock DJT. He'll buy as many calls as possible before spending all $500M at once to PAMP it and exercises at the top. \n\nThanks for your attention to this matter. |
| Made moves all week with various stocks. Based on my moves this week, the next move will be to my parents' basement. |
| wtf all my 220 posts got downvoted lol |
| Wrong. |
| It’ll be 200-300 by EOY - middle of next year. Probably 400-500 by 2027. |
| Lmao I came here looking for that comment |
| I see like 99 bullish and 1 bearish comment in the whole thread. |
| Also, this is a tax free acct. F the taxman. |
| I remember seeing an Indian whos clearly never been to England explaining England as if he was English himself with English that sounded Indian. 🤣🤣🤣🤣 |
| I can only count to 3 |
| IWM is legit garbage. |
| reshave them.\n\nLotion or powder helps. |
| youtube jason shapiro, was a hedge fund manager, made $600 million, something like 25 years on the market. He gives away the answers for free. He teaches you how not to lose all your money. Unlike the fucking idiots on here. |
| That sounds like a math problem in grade 6 |
| Yes, in about a month there will be an unexpected plunge, but it’s impossible to predict accurately so let’s keep it between us |
| dudes gotta be a millionaire now |
| Get hood |
| damé un grrrrrrr tradurrrr |
| Don't worry they are only trading 9x p/s vs 3x expected. And only their fastest growing highest margin item was removed. It accounted for over 50 percent of their growth q1. But yeah don't worry it is fine |
| Holy shit. It's Chad Dickens.\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
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| lol |
| Lol that flat line in the chart said it all |
| How can I prevent my balls from being spiky after a week of shaving? |
| bro that was a joke lol |
| Post it up, show the receipts, you making more in dividends than 16k a month and I’ll shut my mouth. |
| Probably... |
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| My erections in high school weren't that stiff |
| Where do you see this |
| Im in my 20s but okay |
| A series of unfortunate events |
| So if the government starts backing BTC, then it will have inherent value to you? Because we're not far off from that. It's legal tender in at least one country |
| +7% tomorrow |
| Just profit taking. I don't have a position yet, but I will start one if the numbers continue to drop, because those were great. |
| Going to 25 |
| it’s basically just MSFT, NVDA, and AAPL in a trenchcoat at this point |
| all thanks to microsoft |
| is there more butthurt mango videos? |
| SPY hasn't had a downtrend in $126 |
| your dad told me |
| AMD puts is what I’ve been selling |
| When others go high, we go low |
| Fuck no |
| What you would expect. Microsoft, Apple, Nvidia, Alphabet, Google, Amazon, Meta, Tesla, Visa and Mastercard along with a few more large corporations with moats surrounding their castle walls |
| What about it? Buy it? |
| I'm looking for a bounce over 330 then back to the low 320s for TSLA |
| Time to ask friends for money with false promises of timely payback! |
| You don't. I guarantee I make more in dividends with JPEQ per month than your monthly salary (if you even have a job).\n\nAnyway enjoy bagholding that CLBR retard 😂 |
| hahaha fkn dying of laughter |
| 🤮😡 |
| I have seen one of these every day I’ve been on WSB for the past four months |
| How dare someone fact check our great emperor!! How do you tell 🌮is lying? His mouth is moving. SPY 590 soon. |
| Twitter is so annoying. Im just looking for confirmation bias, idc what your fucking entry was. |
| Are we the baddies if we invest in this? |
| I’m so sorry buddy. Don’t think about the what ifs, this was looking bad and you were smart to get out with something. |
| Yawn, 15 years later and still no production. 🥱 |
| Yes it’s almost night time, go to bed |
| I bought it at 7 bucks a share |
| https://preview.redd.it/1ox6qfgdf59f1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=54075a1364cd31b06e2480d64a036d77d9c27313 |
| Just the fact that we've been hovering so close to ATH without a rejection makes me think we gotta break through before EOW |
| selling? |
| AMD |
| Possibly, I might buy some "insurance" puts... |
| Ordered to consider |
| Too late to get in on the AMD action? |
| That’s certainly okay |
| I was once a ghey bear but no more! So spy 1%+ tmr |
| Wtf happened to MU? |
| >creating their own internet ecosystem\n\nThat's certainly, uh, a choice way to describe China's internet policies. |
| The internet would be a better place if all Indian IP addresses were banned |
| SOFI could have hired a monkey off the street to read the prepared interview script their CEO is giving |
| VIX is crushed and SPY is flat af. Can someone make a "Boredom and Apathy" index for me to gamble on |
| nvda reached ath today, nflx did yesterday but it will recover soon, msft hit ath yesterday/this morning as well |
| The key is never look at valuation only PE |
| I did. Doubled my port lol. |
| I’m just offering my assistance and I’m sure you don’t wanna hear that shit right now, sorry about your losses either way bro |
| Only retards hold 1dte options overnight. Literally the worst risk to reward ratio |
| Pro tip: girls DO poop |
| So she’s a 10 but she’s from Naperville? |
| This is getting ridic |
| you know retail is called retail bc so many of you are still bearish while the market is breaking ATHs |
| How about puts on CRCL |
| All drains to the same pipe.\n\nYou haven’t lived until you’ve waffle stomped a turd. |
| Buy calls. Wait. Sell for profit. |
| HOT COMMIE SUMMER |
| This just in, Iranian Ballistic Missile veers off course and into AMD's main supplier, annihilating it.\n\nIn response, Trump has B-2 bombers en route to Jesen's Huang's mansion! |
| -99% tomorrow coming for you |
| For every downvote this comment gets, SPY ticks up .10% tomorrow\n\n🫡⬇️ |
| The government bailout from before is precisely a main ingredient for this speculation, as large investors can 'bank' on a weak government to bail out their investments. An 'implied insurance'. Yeah, they're smarter than the rest of us. |
| This market doesn’t even know what the fucks it’s doing |
| Yup, same as every fiat currency |
| Same! C ya at 400 by 08/15 🫡 |
| Name 10 books |
| Calls at open. Fake GDP numbers are coming out tomorrow to pump us |
| It's supposed to |
| https://finance.yahoo.com/news/quantumscape-stock-soars-35-on-battery-production-breakthrough-172316144.html |
| It’s because you’re using light mode |
| If you load 24k more into your account, you’ll only be down 50%. |
| I feel like I need to get back in the game but no idea how to trade TACO markets besides pure volatility plays |
| RKLB hit $30! |
| Thinking 6-7k on 0 or 1dte spy puts tomorrow. |
| I've seen numerous pump-and-dump schemes, and CLBR is certainly one of them. |
| My typical week. Take over night option position. Down 50% regardless red/green. Grind all day to break even. Rinse and repeat |
| Bought AMD July puts yesterday thinking I was big smart 😎 \n\nDown 40% in 1 day |
| Hellll yeah that’s what I’m talking about bro |
| Up or down? |
| So what you’re saying is.. I should diamond hands my HNGE calls |
| If you did spy puts today you would have been good |
| Which day though? Best pick a good one. |
| Shouldn't Tesla be green after that Tesla sales down again in europe news? |
| How about you funge on deez nuts. *right clicks erotically*\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| Squeeze deez nuts you fuckin nerd.\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| Fungible short squeeze |
| How do you know? Gay? |
| Thats what i did |
| Vibes |
| TSLA would crash |
| My only concern with this play would be lambda. The trade off you get for capital efficiency is delta exposure or underlying exposure. Price needs to move more significantly to pay off. These types of leaps are better suited in the money. Your roi won’t be as high but price doesn’t need to move as much for you to realize it. |
| Adobe, Nvidia, Transdigm, Microsoft, Broadcom, all the dominant firms that have the most market share |
| Give it time. USD lost more ground to EUR today. Soon the buying will resume, just don’t think about what it means 👍 |
| Sometime |
| 2025 monkey jpeg backed mortgages making the 2008 market look ridiculously stable |
| Lots of stocks are |
| So you're asking people to just make shit up? |
| I mean if they are taxing it they might as well.. |
| We have to go back! |
| *(Pepe yes emoji)* I always try to ease in the entry into heranoos |
| Feel like they will pop a new ath for spy then idk what the fuck we are doing for trade deals. |
| lol and still have a bigger sized portfolio than you, must be hard being a little fish in a big pond 🤣 |
| For real |
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| You’re an idiot lol 250 by July 23rd lol |
| Lol why does it look like Andrew Tate. |
| When AMZN pump |
| as a mega cuck I just bought it. at least I will die being a bull 🫡 |
| You can |
| yeah hi, loan officer here, we already do this. |
| complete nut-job 🤪🤪 lets annex NY if he wins anti police\ngovernment grocery stores \nfree healthcare \nfree daycare \ngood luck New York furthest left you can be - let the crime begin oh wait it has already |
| I was saying you were wrong about the timeline. Don’t get your panties in a bunch. Jesus. |
| But there are new penguin NFTs floating arpund |
| Yeah... dude is telling us he's a faddy without telling us he's a faddy. |
| not feeling great about my sqqq swing. at least got the ex div date (on accident). but market just going to keep pumping. ugh |
| Made me lol |
| >based on dicks, Charizards and Godzilla drawings\n\nDude I love that guy. He's an absolute genius 🤌 |
| wtf are you even talking about |
| $HOOD is gunna double from here. They got their hands in every cookie jar |
| What do you do? \n\nGet out and walk to the sink??? |
| Bears locked and loaded with puts again tomorrow or you ladies finally quit? |
| You already have a bet going - COIN to 250.0 before 23-Jul-2025 04:28 PM -05 |
| !banbet PLTR $95 30d |
| Just over 10k |
| thanks for the heads up. I rolled them out further today to 18th July, will still get theta fucked if TACO cancels all tariffs |
| I wish it still had anything to do with fundamentals |
| I put everything I had in this just over 10k |
| You already have a bet going - COIN to 250.0 before 23-Jul-2025 04:28 PM -05 |
| use your imagination |
| !banbet COIN $290 30d |
| what about it? too scared? |
| I lived in Naperville for a month and never again. The town is fine but the commute to the Loop every day was murder after walking to work for years. |
| Hey HOOD, if you could do me a big favor and hit 90 by Friday I would appreciate it |
| So you bought spy calls? |
| Qqq at ATH, but most stocks are not. Concentration risk my friends. |
| or take money out so 5% becomes 50% gainz |
| thank you so much for flying oceanic air |
| MU doesn't rhyme with balls.... |
| Well I’m up 7k in the last month, but obviously you have it all figured out. You belong here, go load another 25k and let me know where you are in a week |
| Wild innit |
| Bulls poop in the shower |
| Or fat loss ez mode |
| What is the fund invested in? |
| No, just good old fashioned regular greed. |
| It’s a SPAC, a holding company that sits on cash until it ipo’s a company through a reverse merger. When it IPOs to PEW it will list all the details about grab a gun including their employee accounts |
| even if numbers were universally bad they'd likely just fudge them a bit. the games so rigged against bers its ridiculous |
| Nah... it's not MU.\n\nIt's the algos that sold it off because big money was short. |
| >unforeseen\n\nHow would anyone know? |
| How big is your position? |
| Yes |
| As the wind whips across her unkempt flaps |
| Just got back even today after months of holding this fucking turd. Tempted to cut the fucker and run |
| Learn about options first. If you already have ETFs and a stable, sizeable portfolio, a small put option is a good idea to "insure" it. |
| yes, we want to go back to where ONLY fundamentals matter. |
| Don't vote for ES Futes. They're too low energy. |
| I guess MU can just fuck off then, eh? |
| IMAGINE BEING FAT LOL |
| I never root for the favorite. I want someone to upset him. |
| Aren’t we? |
| This is going to be one of those things that we look back on in a few years and say "yea thats probably part of the reason why we crashed the economy" and people running the next big scam will be all like "no it was actually big government regulation that caused the crash" |
| why is it so bearish here |
| *WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT* |
| I've heard this one before |
| Wrong |
| Gey af |
| Thats what I call getting through festival security |
| Bankers learned a lot in 20 years, like how to make it even worse this time. |
| We’re going to the moon 🚀🌕 |
| Futes yesterday and day before had it around there and then it always just shits itself at open before people close their puts and take profits from IPO/calls from a while ago. Doesn't look like it |
| Are you serious? You think you're the first to think of this?\n\nThis is **exactly** what holders of this asset bank on, a government too 'weak' to stand up to evil. And the disparity continues. |
| How are we not in extreme greed lol |
| Upvoted for awareness. People need to know this. |
| Long short? That’s what my wife’s boyfriend calls me! |
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| It’s maddening |
| Goog |
| https://preview.redd.it/xorjpg33e59f1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=c8a1ade638d784ec4dc6a045e92f467fd2061570 |
| 🍈 should step down from TSLA |
| I find it amusing how some people here just post the name of a ticker. I can't but think of the "neuron activation" meme |
| Anyone from SMCI gang? |
| Sorry, they didn't need your help, their cars crash themselves. |
| 30% return in 6 months if CRCL is above 200, i see |
| It indicates that you should not buy 0DTEs |
| Same just need another 10 dollar move |
| THE BEST CALLS. CALLS OF THE LIKES THE WORLD HAS NEVER SEEN. |
| Calls on salmon(ella) |
| How big is your position? |
| 4k in the green. Not much, but it cost probably 6 grand to learn how to finally profit. |
| Oh boy… I honestly wasn’t expecting this at all… |
| How many times do we have to prove that nobody wants to buy at these valuations? Minus the big dip we had this year, we've just been floating around these levels for months. We waiting for the golden age to kick in? |
| Big fucking doubt lmao. Whatever helps you sleep at night though, loser. \n\nStay talking shit online because you know you’re spineless. Clown ass pussy lmao |
| why? |
| My recommendation is to start with very easy option strategies, you should read into what is usually called straddle strategies and buy very close to the expiry date, it is almost guaranteed 100% returns. |
| \-said everyday |
| I think Lord JP is a ber because he said the same shit to congress. Unless he’s tryna fake out the bers to unload his puts. 🤔 |
| Holy shit, it’s back!!! |
| Broski he ain’t just bad \nHe is the worse \nEveryone rather coumo or even Adams instead of him |
| Chat moving so fast no one will know I shat so much my dick got hard ☺️ |
| that's a nice hedge, you must be a highly regarded hedge fund manager |
| You’re welcome. That’ll be $20. |
| Why you laugh? You're still losing right now... |
| At this point, being a bear is the same as being a masochist. |
| lmao |
| See you payday. |
| SPY 1000 EOD |
| Rhymes with balls |
| Me too bro me too the cà phê sữa đá |
| I bought CRCL God help me..\n\n\nAnd I sold dkng to pay for it..that was a nice little run |
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| 4 of them, they were going for 60.00 each yesterday but worth 70.00 today - oh well got another 6 months to go |
| I haven't seen ONE LATINA GIVING STOCK TIPS!\n\n\nWe are still at basecamp my dudes |
| MANNN I'M powderin my balls when I know i'll be walking more than a block. also stomach , chest , ass , lower back. |
| Lost another o |
| MU is one of the worst tickers I know. |
| Nice, godspeed |
| You have 10k shares at a $15+ average, you're a retard.\n\nAlready down almost $20k lol |
| The B2 pilots are crying and youre laughing? |
| 1 million CLBR yolo guy ruined it 😭 now we wait |
| These posts always make me feel better when I beat myself up over missing a huge play. I am blessed |
| You can't start a fire without a spark 🕺 🇺🇸 |
| That also applies to fat people. |
| Futes moving up |
| My guess is about a month ago |
| No healthcare or food stock is safe with RFK leading the Department of Health |
| And yet you will still buy it, just in time for it to be 100 3 years from now |
| Welcome to the club |
| Now run it back |
| And there were people here who were saying it was too expensive back then. |
| VIX of 16.7 and flat S&P\n\n\nWhat does it indicate? Genuine question. |
| I'm holding September calls at $11 I believe a deal will be announced before then! |
| Yeah, figured might as well with semis doing good |
| You fucking wish. They won’t let you DCA that cheap. |
| “Just wait till Q2 numbers come in. Then Q3 and Q4, you’ll all see!!!” - Some end of the world doomer |
| 🤤 |
| Banbet diodo will hit hard |
| I need some moves for tomorrow. Just loaded the ol' account today with $10k. |
| why? |
| What awesome exchange do you use? |
| NVDA was $15 a share 3 years ago… |
| Your balance isn't $0. Keep going. |
| If she from Naperville then i naperwill |
| Inshallah |
| Oil up |
| AMD? |
| how many ppl here do you think bought the exact top? pretty unlikely |
| People still sitting on stock piles after the Biden scare |
| They spend all day pumping the stock on Reddit. |
| Subprime mortgage 2 electric boogaloo |
| Any man who has never powdered his balls has never been in a half marathon or extended bikeride |
| Did ur calls print? |
| Fucking stupid names. |
| futes wants more 🔥 |
| Blame jpow bro |
| MU is proof that we are heading for a 70% market wide correction |
| Tons of hotels allow dogs; I usually stay in Hiltons with my dog. Way cheaper than Airbnb and you don't have to wash the sheets before you leave. \n\nIt only costs me a $50 pet deposit which I have always gotten back after checkout.\n\nPro tip: call the actual hotel and book your room over the phone. No guarantees that you'll get a dog friendly room even if you specify it through booking companies. |
| Not me, Im showered and powdered |
| Oh shit! So you were “Severe Thunderstorm Warning” in her phone? |
| >Better than anywhere in India lmao. \n\nNot really. But then, I suppose your knowledge of India stems from your underpass buddies.\n\n>You’re just mad because I make substantially more money than you do.\n\nLol, you wish. Even if you WERE a middle class pharma tech nobody in Bumfuck, Missouri, you ain't making even close to my compensation.\n\nYou wanna know what my houses in Santa Clara county appreciated in the last 10 years? Probably not cause they went up 10% in just last year. |
| I actually turned my $80 I had into $120. But anyways I’ll just lose that all again. |
| It's your upper lip |
| 1st CB but might actually be an end to trading for the day after *someone* starts Panican Truthing that SPY is "Rigged, unfair, and also all Numbskull's fault!" |
| they always do. |
| $CLBR has 4 employees? 🤔 |
| No he wont. Try it! |
| https://preview.redd.it/9ch903b4d59f1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=dc382363829c6b9ab88ce3ded0cb7a75f8372859 |
| Guess the name doesn’t check out |
| Yes |
| Damn, you're expensive |
| Can’t even argue you were right on this one. Would have figured they would factor tariffs into their guidance but I guess not🤷♂️ |
| I love this honestly |
| Yes. Pre-IPO shares. |
| I'm rooting for his cousin joey assnut |
| it smells like 🅱️enis in here |
| Lmao downstate loser |
| Nah bro Rondo should’ve |
| Typical of any bag holder |
| You are just unlucky in this gambling game |
| You are probably gonna lose money by following most people's advice here. One of the people with a big and constant success here makes their DD based on dicks, Charizards and Godzilla drawings, so imagine the tips you will get from the other 90% of people |
| Wtf happened to MU? |
| you keep lying to me |
| No. Take profits when you can |
| I knew i should have done an at the money credit spread on MU |
| How does one short the housing market nowadays ? |
| Same bro.. after i lose all my money i will turn the last 153 into 10k lol |
| Circuit breaker tm 🫂 |
| Apple is consoldating still and failing to break out but the 200 support still holding strong. Calls off 200 and puts close to daily 50 ema imo |
| I've had to mute so many Indian subs and more and more keep taking over my feed |
| More like baby hands. |
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| The people who still think this is a fundamentals based play crack me up |
| You can mute subs on Reddit if you didn't know. Press the dor dor dor thingy and press mute |
| Nice |
| Remember the first one is for free |
| Bull Borrow rate went up .5 % now 41.50% |
| Your better off finding a new sub dude |
| Sorry brotha i got burned today too |
| First is 9/10 (I’m a girl) |
| Whoever I sold calls to regards thank you. Took myself and your wife and kids to the river to fish for some bass. 😇😇 |
| We rooting for Joey chestnut? |
| thats a lot of bleeding |
| Try picking the ones that go up instead of down |
| Zero dopamine today. |
| https://preview.redd.it/gy3plwerc59f1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=bb5fb02e17fe62daca656775f3b32c260f4c6129\n\n"You know what to do, do it" |
| ye no |
| I randomly invested in TMC a week ago when it went to 6.8, and yesterday bought 3 $6 calls for $80 each. Today I woke up and it went to $200 each. I sold all 3 and bought the TMC stock. Should I have let it run? |
| lol that's the story of MU. Kill earnings every single time but it alwasy gets sold off. |
| GOOG chads we on the path to 200 by EOY. |
| Loser |
| You should see the cult of morons who did buy into it. It's sad |
| Why not short google instead? If msft drops google will surely drop more. Msft has been green multiple days SPY has ended red. It hasn't been effected as much as the rest of the mag 7 when SPY dumps. |
| Thanks! |
| Well rip the COIN rally |
| how many puts did u sell? |
| “You gotta time the market, not have time in the market”- Bizarro world Barren Wuffet |
| Dividends, stocks, investing etc. |
| Any other mega dips coming? like ~10-20% droppers. I'm not talking about the headlines of an always looming recession coming any day now for the last 10 years or the endless fud of nukes might be flying either. I'm looking for true, unforeseen shock and awe |
| Hell yeah! I didn’t full port it but I did get a good chunk. Asts too! |
| Ppl who bought CLBR got CLBR'D |
| Pump this shit up donnie I need 4% a month on the q’s |
| We'll that's the thing, just not really motivational for anyone unless you have said money to their down in the shit initially 🤣 |
| India and US States/cities subs. I keep fucking muting them but it's like there's an infinite amount |
| Appreciate your opinion |
| Buy a gecko |
| You should leave before you get hurt |
| Only if we got some AVAV calls a few days ago.. that’s insane |
| He just won the Democratic primary, not the general election (not sure when that is) and no, he's not that bad. |
| Glad I didn’t follow that dumbass who made that whole thread about it. \n\nThe youth aren’t drinking alcohol and not buying guns. When I saw Smith Wesson struggling I knew this Trump scam spac is dead too |
| Well, we surely can’t bailout crypto with dollars! \n\nThat would make no sense at all. I imagine the crypto community will print more crypto |
| Lmao don’t \n\nPut money in an ETF. This is just gambling dude |
| excuse me |
| Yes, woman |
| $CRCL $226 open tomorrow |
| She is from Naperville and she wants everyone to know she is from Naperville |
| You are a sexy lady. I wish your portfolio was sexy too. |
| A cost basis lower than it's ever been? Am I reading this right? |
| Yup, completely agree. I’ve been watching it for a couple weeks now with this play in mind. I was waiting for a blow off top style run before I bought in. I feel like the past 3 days are exactly that, which is why I’m buying now. I’m also buying before the PCE Friday, which I think will be hot and further stoke the stagflation narrative. |
| My bro nyse you know I love the ladies |
| https://preview.redd.it/hok7ptzgc59f1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f3abdbd29b2ea4ce4bda88bff92ed4f485e5c759 |
| SPY -7% TOMORROW? |
| Haha hope so ! |
| trapped in a well |
| You don’t belong here. Run |
| It’s not the same 😢 |
| Oh absolutely not going to impact the stock market. Hoping it brings rents down though 🤞 |
| Bears will go broke before they ever realize there’s a reason retirement accounts are bullish |
| Most IHG hotels are cool with dogs. Holiday Inn express, ect |
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| ok man lover |
| Careful. Or I will tear your portfolio of stinky calls and ingest all the premium paid. |
| "woman" |
| boy you are in for a surprise brother |
| # If you're feeling down just remember at least you didn't buy CLBR at $17 |
| I’m kind of new into trading options, I’ve had some good luck and some bad luck. Mainly using this forum as a guide, I work a full-time job and I want to gain some more financial freedom for leisurely spending, which is why I’m doing it and just to save up money. Do you guys have any tips or tricks, or sources that you guys use to help you make decisions. Any news channels or things I should be paying attention to to make my trades a little bit better? Thank you so much for your help! |
| Wants to ban rich people and make the whole city a poors paradise |
| If it has a 1 day settlement time, during only business hours on business days, before I can move the sale proceeds to a other institution then it isnt liquid\n\nWhich rules out the entirety of assets on robinhood |
| Depends on your political leaning. |
| What’s your position? |
| Okay my fault. Short expiry options |
| Exactly lol. Memory is not worthwhile. |
| Grow up? What are you like 5? It's a joke, that's what people do on here. Maybe get a sense of humour? |
| !remindme 3 weeks |
| This comment confirms it will pump I'm so sorry. \nIt will probably run over a grandma so it'll be like 4-8% up |
| Yes for 30 seconds |
| The completely unbiased Chinese, truly |
| Hehe I do have people in my sexual fantasy and I get plenty of kinks from losing money on the stock market. What if my fantasies involve not being showered my sweaty armpit hair tangling with yours avatar style could be us bro. And sadly that grind 😉 makes video games a no go anymore no time 😔. |
| Expecting stocks that ran up the last month to be looking like MU |
| Yeah. Maybe, but you don’t know when this shit show started |
| You a female? |
| Well, as someone who doesn’t own ANY crypto… it IS an asset isn’t it? Apply whatever risk/volatility multiple you would like to it, but feel free to slap it in the asset column. Most home loans are based on the appraised value of the home and income rather than underlying assets of the borrower.\n \nWhat am I missing? Other than appearing to give more legitimacy to a questionable asset, what’s the real practical implication of this? The security interest is the home. |
| Damn i'm gonna have to break my piggybank again |
| Those are options with short expiry. \n\nActual short option positions were ones held by guys who got your money. |
| I think your portfolio is sexy. |
| You ever make love to a woman gently and tenderly?\n\nIt’s the only way |
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| NFTs? Non-Fungible Tulips? Now we’re talking |
| completely clueless on what's going on in NY, but is that new mayor really that bad like everyone is saying? |
| Lol it's just dumb. Like wow sometime in the next 6 months you might make money because it went down a bit ...or you could make money the whole 6 months by not being dumb lol |
| My dd is i need a win for my birthday |
| Seriously don't understand why anyone would even look at MU. \n\nIt's just memory. Samsung, Hynix, LG and pretty much every F-tarded Asian company can make it. If there's some special IP, they'll just copy it or the customer can simply add more memory that's little bit slower but a lot cheaper. \n\nExplain to me why.. Also, explain the price fizzle out from 6.5% to 0% in AH today, while at it. |
| From $80 to $140 I’m not a baggy but they aren’t down as much as you think lol |
| Where is juliette |
| I've made more money gambling on sports than day trading |
| 🥵🥵 if this don’t work, my IRA is next, in your name. 🤝 |
| 4k shares of CLBR @ 17avg, am I cooked is mango saving us |
| And what’s it worth now? |
| What were you saying? Tomorrow is will be at 120-123$ |
| !banbet ASML 900 2 weeks |
| Alright who did it?! Who told MU that it was green?! You scared it! |
| Yea I'm never enabling options |
| What about LULU boys? You think its reversing on the daily? Shot for a 242+ close? |
| I’ll suck your dick if this hits |
| im glad im not the only one |
| Yeah he might, but who gives a shit lol. He ain’t gna affect the market much if any. No NYC mayor has had any significant impact on the stock market, idk I just saw a couple comments here bearish about it when it is nothing |
| Praying for 160 soon |
| Stop doing options, if you would have bought and held AMD, NVDA REDDIT, or even Hood you’d be up significantly. Food for thought |
| Trying not to suck start a glock tbh |
| Yes |
| Did someone else die or something holy dip |
| You seem French. Fuck baguettes |
| Lol |
| Enron but with imagination. Even Enron wasnt promising to go to mars. |
| No shit? Who directed that one? |
| fuck it make it $100 |
| I can buy myself a birthday gift with it😏 |
| Lol I mean, whole market wil crash eventually so I guess you might be right |
| Nothing wrong with a quick 13% gain. Most of the regards here walks away with a big fat zero. |
| Q50 finna snatch spy down to 600 |
| You are not an academic. You set no standard. You just want 💦 |
| Every morning scaries for him |
| Puts or calls on SPY tmr |
| You have a small pp! Proof or ban 😤 |
| I’ve said this before and then proceeded to watch the underlying tank another 5-10% on open, so better pray GDP doesn’t |
| Hahah permabear |
| I’ll Venmo you $50 if this hits\n\nwhy? I sold $200 strike puts expiring Jan 2026 for $24k in premium |
| Ahh gotcha. Well, looks like you're getting paid brotha |
| We both need that brother |
| Are they here with us in the room |
| By the way, the theta you see when buying options. that’s how much value your contract will lose EACH day just from time passing. |
| He’ll win the mayoral race without a doubt. Adam’s sucks. |
| Welcome to our gang |
| Guys, I’m looking at the mirror and I look so sexy 😋 so why no girls approach me? \n\nMaybe they are scared that I’m too handsome and I might reject them 😔 right?\n\nRight? |
| Holding my TSLA 320 puts. Tomorrow I'll see you at the drive thru or you'll see me |
| Weekly’s 0dte |
| why tho |
| Blue bag standing by |
| holy fuck what have they done to SRPT 😭 |
| Tenet |
| username checks out |
| Banbet! Crcl 336 July 3rd |
| I was buying at 8 sold at 9 and never looked back. I think I’m the most regarded here |
| Dm me the next play |
| The calls I sold were actually really risky in hindsight. 133s and 135s. If I sold 150s, that’s picking up pennies |
| Just do the opposite of what you've been doing. You'll reverse the whole thing. |
| ayoo |
| What exactly do you mean as "short" here? |
| There you go feeding algo by saying the “I” word |
| Better than anywhere in India lmao. \n\nA house doubling in value in 10 years is a bad ROI? Lmao, you’re fucking clueless.\n\nAnd again, you continue to be wrong. \n\nYou’re just mad because I make substantially more money than you do.\n\nCry is free. |
| all of them |
| I think durk slid in von tbh |
| Can you take meee loooowwweerrrrr |
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| it only takes one bad trade to wipe us out |
| Glad I sold puts on MU instead of going long on calls. For once, IV crush will work in my favor |
| my pp is smol but he says it’s mighty |
| Hell yeah. Congrats 🎉 |
| Goog |
| Aww, is nobody around to indulge in any sexual fantasies with you, neckbeard? You should probably stop playing video games, take a shower once in a while, and get out of your redneck mother's basement. Maybe go to the local trailer park? |
| HAHAHAHAHAHA you're a funny one, well played. |
| Screenshots or it didn’t happen🚀🚀🚀\n\nSee you in Valuehalla @sloppy310 |
| Theta gang has been on a damn winning streak with earnings lately |
| If she has a friend on OF of course you break up, you simp. \n\nFrom their friends you will recognise them. |
| You still have enough buying power for a Dave’s Double |
| And then MU is green again😂 |
| Single eye lid probably. Wow I didn’t know. |
| I quit for a half a year. And then came back with a vengeance…just the wrong way. |
| Sorry that just made it smaller. |
| $U makes money from in game advertising like applovin as well, which is the future for them |
| calling my contractor pronto… need a goon room in my house |
| If I can't buy it on robinhood it isn't liquid |
| Would be tragic |
| Imagine having $MU and $MKC. just stock......oh, that's me... |
| I put alot on puts before close. I need to break even or minimal loss or Im gonna have to do something Wild myself to get makeup. Serious loss for me otherwise. |
| Congrats |
| Sars kindly do not the racism |
| NVDA |
| I honestly can’t tell if these dudes are being serious but have they heard of “no risk it, no biscuit”? |
| And you figure it out at half a blowjob worth left, better than many, congratulations bro. Not fck you though because you're way too poor for most leagues now. |
| I wish we could mute more than 1000 subs. I'm at my limit. |
| i’m ngl you have a lot to learn then. If you go past the day trade restriction, you can close positions but can’t open new ones, or just have 25k in your account for no PDT rule. Cash account you’ll have to wait a day for funds to settle but you can trade as much as you want. |
| I thought only Ber n bull here. Now see cow say Muuu all over |
| So which country we bombing tonight bois??? Can't wait to find out via a tweet. |
| You mean using real energy to mine fake coins is fucking useless? |
| I love the idea of Hegseth having to do 8 am conferences 😈 |
| then the future wife |
| Everyone in New York will be Muslim by eoy |
| Nike you pos you better either buttchug a fourloko or snort a line nothing in between |
| Oh I'm aware. As a Canadian we've had a 1.5 year head start on the troll farm brigade. \n\n\nEver since their government assassinated a Sikh in Canada |
| BREAKING: WALL STREET CHARGING BULL TO MOVE TO FLORIDA\n\n \nTHANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER! |
| Bought TMC leaps, hope to cash em tomorrow or Friday. I love this stupid company |
| You probably werent even alive when Bitcoin was created to see what value it has. |
| I am already praying for a more leftist '28 Democratic ticket. \n\nThe trouncing would be epic. |
| do you guys think durk should've slid for von 🤔 |
| all of a sudden everybody is talking about stablecoins 🤔 |
| I just ordered mine, can’t believe Tesla is putting FSD in this thing and starlink and a goon room |
| Top is in! |
| Yeah a lot of people are not willing to post their All Time on here cause they are too fucking scared. |
| Best time to take profits. Go 10% cash |
| Gotta suck moar 🍆 to catch up |
| I was buying it at 8 dollars and sold at like 9 lmao took it off the watch list and recently seen it where it is now. I am highly regarded. Could have a whole different life. More money than my family has ever had |
| should have had more of them and that wasn't quite the top but I'll take it |
| We're not dumping USD just gonna devalue more, load up on calls |
| I'm too shy to type it out. Starts with S. |
| fucking hate airbnbs. Sucks its the only option if you're traveling with dogs |
| WTF happened to MU? |
| Just a primary he hasn’t even won |
| god I hope so |
| OP put all that into 0DTE GOOG calls at the top. |
| Bruv, my love for Su Bae is more than watermark 🫶🏼🥹 |
| 3 MINUTES TILL FUTES ALL IS FAKE AND GEY TILL THEN |
| Yup. I would have figured they had tariffs factored into their guidance but I guess not🫠 |
| https://preview.redd.it/hcbr4a1ua59f1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=de09b0895bd40f00079fd7a3016aca7f3fb7010b |
| When we reach post-scarcity society your questions won't even make sense anymore. Until then we are all going to be as poor as fuck. |
| Northrop grumman have ads for b-2 ??? WTF |
| sold my $MU shares at 135.75 from the pool and ordered the boys ChikFilA dinner |
| The number of threads I've had to report that are just straight-up anti-Muslim racism is astounding, I don't goive a shit about India I'm just tired of Hate in my feed. |
| What did you buy? |
| Flair checks out |
| Let MU fall and buy it when it goes back up tomorrow |
| it's the gamblers mentality of not wanting your account to be restricted to continue trading. I always convince myself I've learned every hash lesson but today I learned my account was margin and it needn't be |
| NVDA $160 tomorrow\n\n500 by EOM\n\nWorth more than the combined world economy by EOY |
| What if you could, like, make tulips with your computer |
| I miss baba. It was at 145+? Before this whole liberation day shit and with the hype of jack ma doing photo ops again. I will go back again if it drops hard. I love Baba, it had ai n shit, qwen, datacentres aimed waifus, e-xommerce. Food deliveries n shit, ants. Great all around China company |
| Probably don’t fuck around with short options. |
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| And that's how you know |
| Not sure who's more pathetic, the Tinfoil Hat Bears, or all those AMD bag holders that are so damn happy their position went from -40% to -30%. |
| Pump before end of the month dump! Hopping today was some pullback to run it up for tomorrow! |
| Please 🙏 |
| What is machine translation? |
| https://preview.redd.it/385d12nla59f1.jpeg?width=900&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=85f942dca358d58f55d3cb20efa88303ea029caa\n\n“You know ze drill” |
| What happened? Why is everyone bearish lmao. Cause of the NY guy? That doesn’t mean fkn anything. It’s just the primary too |
| This is the kind of loss porn I come here for. Thank you my fellow regard. |
| Flip that baby upside down and invert it, and now we’re talking! |
| what's the other term? i am asian |
| Sure…. Priced in.. aaaand that’s a big assumption |
| What’s the other term ? |
| So fucking mad. 🤣🤣\n\n!remindme 2 months |
| tsla is gonna do something wild tomorrow isnt it |
| Why i gotta know the upvote ratio on every comment? |
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| Buy the dip! |
| Thanks for the report tho |
| 401k at ATH 😊😊😊 |
| Quit smoking that stuff |
| 🤣 |
| imagine having the money to buy AMD calls, but not pic collage watermark removal 😭 |
| My bags are full and will be 200$ a share by 2030 but enjoy showing the low iq level of the sub |
| When describing an east Asian person, to differentiate the eye type, you are supposed to say monolid now apparently. The other term that was commonplace 20 years ago is now considered hateful. \n\nJust found out, wanted to let you know. \n\nDon't make your quants mad. |
| What'd you play? |
| You don’t belong here. What is “buying shares and holding for the long term.” Tell your dad he will be replacing you. |
| Over 3x the population of US in a country 1/3rd the size. Saying something about a race doesn’t make you racist. |
| Not the worst thing that could happen. I have till like July 8 tho. |
| These leadd chips are pretty good thrn |
| need 6250 tomorrow /: |
| lol All jokes aside what are some advice you can give this guy |
| The copeium is high in here |
| >Your dumbass thinks being a disabled veteran means I can’t work. You’re wrong.\n\nNot really. I know exactly what you are. And you ain't working anywhere. I called you Mike because that's what I use to refer to trailer trash rednecks.\n\n>I bought my 3 bedroom house 10 years ago, and it’s more than doubled in value since then. Nobody here worried about public housing lmao.\n\nSure you did, bud. If it actually had happened, doubling the value in 10 years? What a terrible ROI. But then I guess Missouri has always been a redneck infested shithole, so not surprising. |
| Time to take some personal loans out and try again! |
| give it 1 more year. are you using LLMs? \n\nGoogle Search is absolutely atrocious by now |
| Schrute bucks have bought me a car so thanks I guess. |
| you can't really be good at 0dte spy options |
| Bro nobody gives a fuck enjoy bagholding. ✌️ |
| Get a shark loan and then double it or nothing on 3 DTE Spy calls of $660 and by the power of Wall Street bets degeneracy you’ll double your loss to 8k |
| Hahahaha… MU totally ghey…. Hahahah.. 💃💃💃🌈 |
| First time? |
| What's puts? |
| Volume was pushing 40mil on the sell order side it was pretty fierce all day . |
| What do you mean by dark pool? Can't it just be option exercises? In many cases, one can exercise an option in the 30 minutes following market close. |
| It’s legit the after market… |
| Good luck with your Schrute Bucks investments. |
| I also made a good payout on tsla puts |
| you probably sold me the wayyyy OTM $150 calls I got to hedge my puts. |
| If you flip your phone upside down and you’ll be up |
| Your money goes in my pocket. |
| I'M FUCKING RICH LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOO |
| Don't bother, they're here. |
| Yes, it's very obvious nowadays. |
| MU what an absolute fuking disgrace |
| If we dump cause wall street is sad about the new guy in charge but not WW3 I give up. |
| MU $136 stop loss orders triggered |
| Just add another 25k to your account, back to even! |
| it is back...its called SPX |
| May be I shouldn't sell naked AMD calls |
| I just opened 1 today. 200 JAN 2027. Sold all my CRCL shares so just using the profits. |
| Youre the clown im in since 8 with a 14 avg, yet wsb regards think asts never existed before they saw it on the pannel. Typical wsb |
| It is sorta a sum of the energy wasted to "create" it. This timeline is silly. |
| It takes 0 minutes a week to get a robot to do it for you every day, plus it mops. |
| Bears just wait until Trump TACOs on tariffs for another 90. |
| What happen? |
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| Port at ATH😌 |
| !Banbet SPY 597 2D |
| Same old story, it's a pump and dump. |
| u/bearhunter429 smiling down on us from the great exchange in the sky |
| michael_burry_big_short.png |
| The Clinton’s. It’s always the |
| I have just seen an ad on Youtube with the Ber Suicide Helpline. \n\nTrue story! |
| I know it's fake because those fuckin dickheads say "noo cue ler" instead of nuclear... |
| DONT LISTEN TO THIS GUY. DO IT, DO IT NOAW! |
| Yes, yes you are. |
| There is no need for goverment run troll farms. Indians will shitpost on all worldnews posts enthusiastically. If the post has pakistan mentioned anywhere in it then the rates will quadruple. Go browse it and see. |
| 5% mortgage to buy bitcoin anyone? We can all be Saylor/Strategy. |
| The NYC election |
| It’s going to almost 12.5 trillion huh 🤣 |
| Im just lucky I grabbed some |
| Because your 1 sentence comment has inherently as the main operating word. I’m not being pedantic, it changes the meaning of the entire comment. Just type what you mean to say unless you truly think bitcoin is worthless in every sense of the word “value”. |
| I see everyone calling you a retard or whatever. I think this is a reasonable gamble. MSFT p/e is the highest it's been in the last 6 years. Generally it averages between 32-33, It's almost 40 now. \n\n\nAs you said it's been on a tear since earnings and its due for a pull back. \n\nMy only feedback would be to maybe buy your puts in 3-4 blocks over the next few weeks, in case it stays flat for a while or has a bit of momentum still left. People saying things like moat and good management don't seem to understand that good stocks can be overbought and oversold as well. Between July 2024 - May 2025 MSFT returned -23% because it was also previously overbought. \n\nGood luck. |
| MU did not fool me, again. I try to learn lessons once. |
| they said "tariffs" its over for MU bulls |
| Never celebrate early |
| 1000 days in a row 😔 |
| Nah they are nocturnal. This thread gets extra bearish around midnight |
| True that, waiting for a dip now |
| Guys, I got the funniest idea ever.\n\nLet’s bring tulip futures back. |
| I did enjoy it. And will continue to enjoy it. 😭 more please and lose my number. 🤡\n\nThe dump hasn't even STARTED HOMIE. |
| I love that for you. Congrats so much on the win good buddy. |
| Stocks count 50% of their value in EU, depending on bank i guess. This should be only of use if you have a majority you dont want to lose or have sell restrictions. Otherwise i guess liquidating and enjoying less interest payments should beat a portfolio. |
| Hey, at least you wouldn’t have learned a valuable lesson if you 10x your money! |
| I’m not married homie |
| Lol MU |
| Can anyone explain the mu aftermarket like going downish? Im assuming itll shoot up in the morning |
| Stocks are counted as discounted assets for the purposes of down payments and closing with Fannie and Freddie. Meaning you would have to sell and present as liquid if you aren't 20% above the closing target. \n\nReserves aren't discounted though\n\nIt kind of sounds like they want to make crypto as good as stocks/bonds.\n\nI'd wait for more details to see how/if they fuck this up (or even move forward) as right now the FHFA chair has only asked for proposals. |
| You. Don’t. Think. I. Have. Been. Trying. (This took more effort than it was worth.) |
| Love it |
| I am now perfectly inured to the suffering of the bears. \n\nNot even a little compassion. \n\nThey made their bed. \n\nLaughing toothless Mexican goes here. |
| IV crash cook |
| I am saved holy fuck MU never disappoints |
| Your not losing until you quit 😂😭😭 |
| I already had this happen months ago on my new mortgage with JP Morgan chase. |
| I don't short msft out of principle i grew up playing pinball on xp and halo i can never betray them .i hope your shorts get sent to the void ☠️ |
| MU at $120 tomorrow for sure. |
| Pray s&p500 spikes and that I don’t go bankrupt |
| Seek help |
| He’s de-legitimizing crypto by shafting his followers with his sham of a “coin”. And his wife’s. It’s a pathetically brazen scam. |
| How about now? Not looking too hot there champ |
| Yeah bro don’t give up yet you still have 122.66 |
| Inflate a ball |
| if it happens i will give your wife second baby |
| 🥭 doesn’t want the market to tank, he’ll most likely give em another 90 day extension. |
| Image if you weren't ghey |
| https://preview.redd.it/ep483lko959f1.png?width=1280&format=png&auto=webp&s=42a2e9c688b3bbe4f070bfda5b142a6b3e83905e |
| Lol |
| This sounds like a long game to fuck everyone out of their homes 👍 |
| That's the trick, just consider it's the third time |
| Yeah bro it was fucking obvious NVDA gonna go to $500 again |
| You saying I should Christopher Nolan it? |
| Then why be a pedant? Crypto is only valuable if you can get someone else to buy it. The dollar has inherent value because of what it is. |
| I was here and im still here. The "dump". It went from low 30 to low 50 and lost a few dollars and you call that a dump?! \n\nAsts is a good long but hey enjoy your -5-15% after à +60% run up |
| hope my NKE puts print |
| Because it worth more now than then |
| 1)6\n\n2)6\n\n3)7\n\nThis is on a scale from "I forgot to take the trash out" to "I murdered your family and gave you HIV".\n\n5 or higher is reasonable grounds to break up with someone |
| Hi AIPAC |
| But bitcoin does have one value! \n\nIt can be sold for usd 😭 |
| She’s with me now she won’t notice |
| I had to take a hiatus from this place and am still catching up. Is bullrfuk bearhunters new account? |
| 46% on 700k is sexy |
| Ppl were saying every week " oh it's 90$ lol generational buying opportunity... until next week lol kekw haha"... and look it us now. Turns out it was uniromically true. Fuck, signed a 114.5$ loser |
| Seek help |
| if you aren't going to factor in tariffs and micro factors why not just set guidance to any number "we're going to make eleventy trillion dollars next quarter" just make it up completely |
| Feasting so hard rn |
| My mom says I’m really smart |
| 🤣 |
| The 5 year old BABA bags: 🥺 |
| It takes 15-20 minutes once a week to vacuum the old fashioned way. Problem solved. |
| MU a theta gang wet dream |
| To say it has no value is a horrific falsehood. It has a demonstrably massive negative environmental value and is a complete drain on actual productive finance or economics of any kind. Having \*no\* value would make it leaps and bounds better than it is. |
| Fed Chair Pillow Guy |
| JD is fine\n\nWe've both made a lot of money on his sacrifice |
| some regards in here only look at 1min and 5min charts lmao |
| Are bears on constant suicide watch now |
| we’ll bounce back, opportunity exists every day |
| Did you sign on to my account 😞 |
| Nah, that’s the Na$i CEO effect! 😂🤣 |
| if MU would have missed just one earnings metric it would be sub $100 now. |
| \>They want you to be able to take a loan out against what your crypto assets are worth I think is what this means\n\n \nThey want to circulate and commoditize crypto so the elite bag holders can take real loans out on the value, then tank the value the next day to do it all over again. \n\n \nIts micro fiat currency now, valuation based on the time it takes to reveal the man behind the mirror. |
| Are we looking at the same stock? |
| Double top ? That’s not a bear asking for some dp no inboxes please |
| Bitcoin is the future. |
| Plenty of people on the way down randomly buying. Or maybe others with puts just exiting their positions?? Either way it's experiencing resistance every $10, I think all it takes is one good piece of tangible news or partnership for them to experience another biblical rally which I'm scared of haha |
| Literally only my last comment. Sybau |
| Farms and hotels duh. Why do you think he's clamping down on illegal immigrants? To make space for the unemployed legal immigrants. 🌮 always has a plan |
| https://preview.redd.it/3qdwfeig959f1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=da06d4a7fbcd4292f1b932213f4db8fd40e0ee11 |
| Good |
| 💯 |
| Pentagon pizza busy again, and triple Secdef is apparently triple secwar. |
| Micron? More like Microff smh |
| A company at the mercy of a tyrannical regime in a Country that has a great risk of tanking very hard. \n\nWhat can go wrong? |
| Ah this is why Pakistan has been winning the pr after the war💀 |
| I hear you man. Now this is enough to reeeeeally hurt if I lost it. Gonna diversify 5k into different plays. Putting 5k in savings. |
| Damn that MU fade big sad lmao |
| God seeing MU fade again just like the olden times. Some things never change. Probably sold the calls to someone in here too |
| it's not over until it's over. gamble the $122.66 and 50% chance you'll end with more |
| I love you |
| Just inverse yourself going forward |
| I miss the average sized Chungus show with friends, also had some cool music kinda Looney |
| You are right. Its not deep. No need to be 'conspiritorial'. Conspiracies are secret. This is wide out in the open.\n\nhttps://www.cnbc.com/2025/05/06/trump-meme-coin-crypto.html\n\nYeah man everyone made money.\n\nPlease. |
| If I was doing just fine, I would NOT be here. |
| Is that the best you got 😭you just seem like bait Pajeet I’ll gladly shove your face in my ass if you want a sniff. |
| Need a 2% pullback on AMD tomorrow |
| You Don’t Mess With the Zohran |
| Bro got his balls rubbed from a masseuse for a half hour. |
| jack ma fucking buy tik tok marry aoc get this stock pumping you bitch |
| Just need a catalyst like poor Q2 gdp numbers |
| If you're surprised at $MU poppin' then droppin' then welcome to trading a highly cyclical commodity that people take profits and GTFO |
| Beautiful |
| Just do the same thing you did, but in reverse. |
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| Bro are you okay? You are posting too much Nvidia shit, your room must be sticky from so much edging |
| Bruh! I was so close to just cashing out this morning... I'm up in my IRA several times over my initial, and 500% in my "play" portfolio...\n\nShit's been unreal. Wtf? It's not rational. |
| Tomorrow TSLA gonna be like: sike! You thought I was gonna crash didn't ya? Gotcha! |
| Who got puts today? |
| Spy 610 tomorrow ❤️ |
| My NQ long is gonna get fucked tomorrow. Shit! 😭 |
| This is true. Like the Chinese dude who bought that penthouse in his tower for multiple times its value and then never moved into it. |
| Sell 900 and throw it at SPY |
| I'm starting to get to the point where: why own stocks when you can just cycle in and out of SOXL/soxs +tqqq+sqqq.\n\nAs long as you know which way things are trending, it's not that hard |
| > **"WTF why MU giving up all gains from pump AH?"** *pepeYell*\n\nType "MU stock" into Google.\n\nChange "1D" to "1M".\n\nObserve "+30 (32%) ⬆️ past month"\n\n*peepoLeave* |
| If Harambe had lived, he would have killed himself. --Trevor Noah |
| maybe my mu puts aren't cooked yet |
| When he Tweeted in April that it was a good day to buy stocks were you also this conspiratorial? \n\nIt’s not that deep my guy. Anyone who bought made money. Every time he tells people to buy, it’s made them money. Idk how you can say no one makes money off of this. EVERYONE who takes the free advice is making money. He literally broadcasts his intention to the world |
| It’s almost red!!! 😂😂😂😂😂 |
| Good luck man. I put 95% of my IRA with Robinhood into CSPs on $NMRA and lost my ass. I own 4,000 shares at a cost of $7.5/ea and they’re worth ~80¢ each now. Biopharm is dangerous business. |
| i thought there was a circut breaker the other day & i was gonna get rich. but i left my house with wifi and my service was off on my phone. |
| Wtf are you saying |
| Why should I of bought when spy was down -20% 2 months ago when I can buy now at ATH. \n\nSpy 607 means I get more spy for my money. It’s common sense. |
| Operating term there is “inherent” value. I’m not arguing it has no value. |
| Wonderful company held back by tariff wars and sanctions fear.\n\nNow those are subsiding, and NVDA is nearer to another stellar quarter.\n\nPeople are just wising up. |
| No one's buying that shit |
| SPY ended completely flat, can’t say MMs don’t have a sense of humor |
| Mr.L is that you?😂 |
| Memestock cults are always in full force when smart money pumps 'em up. Funny af how quickly they vanish after the dump. |
| 1. Fed Chair Hulk Hogan\n2. Fed Chair Elon Musk\n3. Fed Chair Donald Trump?\nWhich one will replace papi JPow? Place your bets. |
| Seeing MU fade so hard has me hard |
| No way this goes tits up. Nothing bad ever happens when huge institutions hold large amounts of vapor-money. \n\n*cough* 2007 |
| Beg for Tesler to stop being a 🌈🐻 |
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| same lmaooo MU just went back to red. |
| Wow |
| Question…which Bored Ape do you own? |
| MU going Red in 3... 2... 1 |
| Same..I actually added more at the ATH..waiting to see if that's gonna work out or not lol |
| Delay tariffs another 90 days = another 5% pump on SPY, repeat ad infinitum |
| Hmm, an 18-month-old account with 42000 karma. Probably don't get to get out of that basement much, eh?\n\nThe thing you are smelling is probably your own unwashed ass. |
| He isnt a real estate investor, he is a money launderer for the russian mob. Even his assets are not his assets, his whole job is to hold them for the real owners. |
| 8===D () ^ 8__)~\n\n\nEdit: Wendy's |
| 7/11 puts IV around 50-60% 😅 I may actually be green tomorrow 🤣 |
| It was about to recover but since you bought, it will keep dipping. |
| Made good money on puts today. Last night, on stock twits, I built a case for why a pullback was imminent..and you'd have thought I'd kicked their dog and insulted their mothers |
| So will FMCC go up or stay flat? I’ll just keep holding my bags. |
| you dont, you bet and sometimes you win, sometimes you lose, its a casino. |
| Earnings beat and strong guidance. Get rekt. |
| I mean they have gone up 30% in a month already |
| NVDA and Robotics… this is the way! |
| Fartcoins are not liquid. I believe you're thinking of Shartcoins. |
| I occasionally use my bath tub as a pool and pretend I’m rich. |
| Sold 1000 shares at 26.5 fml |
| God damn |
| wot |
| Ye but it's gyna gyna gyna |
| Optimus-subprime. |
| Cool, back up the poster child for leverage with the something backed by trust me bro. |
| Yes, money for him. Not for you. Money for him.\n\nAll those guys who got invited to his sad crypto dinner? They admitted AT the event that most of them didnt even have the coins anymore and the one sqho did were pissed off cuz it had totally tanked.\n\n\nIt was a scam. Like it always is. You aren't going to make money off of him. He will fuck you. Maybe it worked once or twice, but in the end. He WILL FUCK YOU. He always does. |
| I expect it. But we sure seem to keep hitting a ceiling, bounce around, something happens, then back up again. In the end, nothing happens. |
| Why do you assume OP is a young American with good prospects?\n\n\n\nFor all we know he's a school dropout from New Delhi who just invested his while inheritance and blew it. $4k for you could be generational wealth for OP.. |
| We're so fucked. |
| Emojis are hard to train LLMs |
| #Bricked at the thought |
| btc crashing even before any bad middle east news |
| Nvda to the moon |
| next May |
| if it doesn't punp we are not interested |
| $ASTS baggies furiously attempting to calm everyone they got to buy in at $50. |
| Crowdstrike is a critical & core holding in my stock portfolio since it's going to protect my sex robot from hackers!!\n\nI don't want them to manipulate my baby |
| i dont really do weeklies anymore ive got 7/03 in my gambling account and 8/15 in my brokerage. it's probably not as bad as I thought but i'm used to losing 90% overnight on my wrong weeklies lmao |
| they already did |
| NVDA puts stop overthinking this. |
| Just realized people on the west coast are still at work. Lmao that fuckin sucks. |
| Hey u/dijonnipples, [I got pretty close](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/s/Ihjws4xT3g) |
| I do, also not even close to my name lmao.\n\nYour dumbass thinks being a disabled veteran means I can’t work. You’re wrong.\n\nI bought my 3 bedroom house 10 years ago and it’s more than doubled in value since then. Nobody here worried about public housing lmao. |
| Nvda is fucking back boys |
| Uh huh, thing is I can use dollars basically anywhere on the planet and its backed and guaranteed by the federal government and tacitly upheld by every other government on the planet. |
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| time for that post-bell btc dump.that is why i don't cover the short |
| Nvda is fucking back boys |
| !banbet SPY 602 1d |
| Seek therapy |
| cramer bullish on MU, so yea red tomorrow |
| What’s the term? Oh yea. SYSTEMIC RISK |
| Ur a shitty person |
| Seek therapy |
| never |
| BABA is cheap compared to many stocks |
| It’s possible we go even further before there’s a correction |
| They’re coloring books and eating crayons 🖍️ |
| Huff the copeium |
| KTOS doing an offering.\n\nFak |
| Seek therapy |
| Well this aged well. 🤡🌎 |
| That would, actually, be an excellent argument to fire JPOW yesterday. |
| Cool story bro! Don’t forget to cut my sandwich in half. |
| Seek therapy |
| when does our boy powell stop being the fed chair? 😭 |
| Why not wait until it's 26 a share again 🤣 |
| 5 day old account just ragebaiting |
| Because these retards are going to drop rates. |
| You’ve missed the point.\n\nJust buying stuff that Trump tells you he’s about to pump literally has a 100% success rate. No one is talking about altruistic investing. We’re talking about making money |
| I’m picking up what you’re throwing down. Keep the posts coming, my man. |
| Just want to do a daily mental health check. Are you guys doing fine? Everything is simply getting harder year on year and it's compounding. Most people are stressed and struggling to survive. |
| >I work full time in a tech role at a biopharma. \n\nNo, you don't, Mike. And yes, I DO know that.You may wanna check how many reddit employees are Indians. People in your supposed role don't need to worry about public housing, much less section 8 lol. |
| So does crypto... |
| Following with you fellow regard. |
| This was great. Thanks for posting. |
| I think the firewall is saving the chinese from braindead american opinions rather than visa versa. |
| i think all of us die to IV crush and thetagang wins again |
| Very late to the game but I’m in PPTA now and it’s probably coming back given the last couple months bump and slumps the past couple months and the industry needs itself given more overall economic uncertainty |
| India struck literally like a week after the attack with a half baked air assault that got pilots killed. Against a nuclear nation seems like India had a pissy fit and fucked up. |
| $200-$300 LFG |
| Just like you need to separate investing & politics for Trump\n\nYou also need to do the same for Zohran Mamdani. This is the first step towards a '28 Democratic ticket that is more left-leaninh & socialist.\n\nTake advantage of any market weakness in response to policies and keep buying the right stocks!! |
| FDA investigation, to 20 |
| Can someone please rate the 3 shitty things I did in my past relationship from 1-10 of how shitty they were so l feel better about us breaking up?\n\n1. Beat off to her best friends OF and bought a custom from her\n\n2. Went to a massage parlor known for happy endings and let the masseuse rub my balls for a half hour\n\n3. On and off dating apps for months and almost met up with another girl |
| Wow at this rate MU might go red |
| please |
| The downside is yet another country that deploys government run troll farms to drive sentiment and narrative being unleashed on reddit. \n\n\nAnd yet another country that deliberately misuses words like racism because of the high emotional value assigned to them. |
| UBI obviously |
| Is it so strange?\n\n\n\nBack in the good old days you only knew a handful of Indians, usually hard workers who studied and earned their stay. They were model immigrants if anything and accepted the culture and habits...\n\n\n\nBut now? Fuck, it's a tsunami of trash coming. India ain't sending their best and any woman who's even interacted with an Indian online knows they are usually extremely toxic incels. They're hardcore nationalists spending/writing broken English on a level worse then a 9yo schoolkid in the nordics would. They're locust, they're legion, they'll flood the place and disrupt. |
| It will only drop 11% and then go up forever |
| think im selling call credit spreads the IV seems super high |
| I do! but not sure I have the nads to venture a buy in...I feel like every round number has a hoard of bagholders looking for their out lol (out of spite, not lack of prospects for AMD) \n\nadvanced money destroyer is a hell of a moniker |
| Half our country does because 🥭 bragged about walking in on underage girls getting dressed |
| https://preview.redd.it/x7znksx0859f1.jpeg?width=438&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5351423afa9c88e502cfca470f3394b9c7051598 |
| dont worry bro im the reason it ripped, sadly paperhanded this at the very bottom\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/3s4mks9z759f1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d7f2dc2544c720813bef1fbf840c1af7f86808a2 |
| Bought more because the risk reward is there. |
| Don’t threaten me with a good time |
| It's a store of value breh. Did you even read the white paper breh? The stock market and economy are ponzis too breh |
| Inflatable? |
| 100% this. The memes from India are beyond obvious for so many stereotypical reasons. The injection of Indian politics into regular conversation is laughable. They think they’re being sneaky but they need to work on kindly doing the needful. |
| This is some big brain technical analysis |
| How did you buy tsla puts with 150$ |
| Mortgage is going to be backed by my dogecoin, hehehehhehegee |
| should've got puts for next week man. IV was under 85% for most. |
| We are waiting for Tesla or maybe even Musk himself to Enron before this market returns to something resembling normalcy |
| creative accounting indeed\n\nif they actually get away with not lowering guidance because of tariffs soon enough EVERY company is going to do it so they need to take a fat dump because of this |