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SPY 420 is not a Meme 
Good or bad to sell portfolio and stash in HYSA?
I used to be a piece of shit too.
Bet you would say tariff good
He said it on AF1 on his flight down to golf in Miami bc ofc
Oh yeah, theres still some meat to cut
Imagine thinking he *knows how* to play chess.\n\n"That's a game for nerds. Everyone is saying it. They're saying 'Wow, look at those nerds playing chess. What nerds'. No one in humanity knows why the game was created. Only the nerds."
Just getting the canon ready for President Lisa Simpson
Fuck you Tariff Man
Say what you will about him but a market crash narrated by GW Bush would be way funnier than this.
People in pajamas pressing buttons
If the stock market keep falling,people will park their money in safe assets like bitcoin. Soon, btc will reach new ATH.
Got a Microsoft 4/4 370 p just before close that went up a little before close am I retarded for holding until tomorrow? Can we please go down even a few dollars please please please?
Futes ripping (derogatory)
Project 2025? Never heard of it
##BOOMERS GONNA BE PISSED WHEN THEY FINALLY CHECK THEIR 201K LMAO
U got 4 month time. It should print. Don’t give up.
oh my sweet summer child\n\nrun, run now before you lose all your money
I live in the woods, city boy.\n\n\nHave fun outrunning the torch mobs.
PUTS ARE GREAT AGAIN
Meet me at Wendy’s and I’ll show you lol
You right brother trust me I want these puts of mine to hit tomorw as well man. I’m feeling a lot of resistance but bankers have much more capital to play with. Well just to wait in the side lines and see. In the mean time.\n\nWelcome to Wendy’s can I take your order? 
Thank you thank you 🙏
Maybe it will be cheaper to find a Vietnamese child to make shoes in my basement…..
Happy for all my ber colleagues
Powell is gonna still lie through his teeth that things are still strong.
Tarrifs that shits for the birds 🐧 
August 2024 low was around 532 and April 2024 low was 508. My guess is the bottom somewhere between there.
Tariffs on a slim margin furniture outlet that imports every single thing is bad.
I threw my 401k entirely to bonds like three weeks ago. Fuck this noise.
I really lost count on how down we are
Lol my local dons made a pricing error. They’re supposed to charge $17 for a 20 piece nuggets meal but only charged $7 on the app. Thanks amerapoors for feeding this canapoor!
Not yet baby
haven't even started yet 
Ah, the Russian Roulette strategy
Fuck it, all in on tesla puts for june sub two hundy
Take the win
I wa on the fence.. the 🥭 could just have easily have said “5% tariff on ketchup until Iceland relents” and wewould have been green all day. \n\nVolatility was/is the play….
I can't imagine holding puts after a -5% day
Agreed. We could definitely bounce off of this significantly before drilling some more.
A wise man once said “a good trade always leaves some money on the table” congrats on the profits go have a steak dinner
I have $194 left. What do I do with it?\n\nFood or puts?
You seem to be the only one up my ally 😂😂😂
Stocks back to levels not seen since September 😱
##BULLS GOT DICKED TODAY WITH FORESKIN AND ALL
Holy shit legend 
Not why. Memorize
I hope
"Get in dipshit, we're getting fucked"
You’re off by a 0 so you belong here
Y’all! I’ve been in a plane the whole. Can someone get me up to the speed in the market?
Bottom in?
It’s not this simple but just imagine all goods increase 10%. This will cause inflation and unemployment which could have feedback effects. \n\nAlso expect retaliatory tariffs which we might re-retaliate against. \n\n10% tariff will literally kill some people.
Sloppy steaks at Truffoni’s tonight
You misspelled TSLA bro
There was a correction since mid-February. Bear market has only just started.
With no new news: Support Levels: $530, then $520 (gap-fill zone from February)\n\nResistance Levels: $540, then $545\n\nProjected Price Range: $528–$538
Glad I didn't buy a house a few months ago
ALL BULLS AND PEOPLE WHO bought calls how’s ur nuked account feeling?????
I’ll let you know in about 10 days
#Risk to Reward🤔.... I'm still waiting on the second part😭
Could just be a lost 4 years if we get a normal president and Trump doesn’t win a “third term.”
I’m boned
Ah yes just like when Doug Ford threatened to add a surcharge to electricity.
##AMZN LOOKING JUICY AT THE LEVELS
Agree
They can't even afford staff
Sorry we aren’t hiring demand is way down because of the upcoming recession
Bear markets only get harder from here. Take profits when you can
one hell of a gamble congrats
A dividend stock, shits been flat for decades
ES futures new lows LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
#Ban Bet Won\n---\n\n/u/Ancient-Screen-2684 made a bet that SPY would go to 535.0 within **4 weeks** when it was 567.05 and it did, congrats regard.\n\nTheir record is now 1 wins and 0 losses\nYou're a part of the [WSB Discord server](http://discord.gg/wsbverse), therefore you earned 10,000 coins for your win!\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](http://discord.gg/wsbverse)
Labor and pollution standards have been improving in China. Save a bit of pollution in transit time and blow a bunch of resources recreating / relocating industries.
Anybody swing SPX 5450 or 5500 puts into today? 60+ baggers. I came close to nailing those. I had to go 5420s
I’m selling unreal amounts of QQQ naked puts. 3 months out
The only way this would be legal and not political suicide for DPP is for Intel to hand over its recipe and let TSMC take the wheel, which means they could still derail the JV deal if they deemed the final deal to be politically damaging.\n\nCompanies work out their initial terms, and then it would enter the regulatory approval process, not the other way around.
i want nasdaq in bearmarket tomorrow.
#Ban Bet Won\n---\n\n/u/NewUser579169 made a bet that SPY would go to 535.0 within **2 days** when it was 543.64 and it did, congrats fucker.\n\nTheir record is now 3 wins and 9 losses\nYou're a part of the [WSB Discord server](http://discord.gg/wsbverse), therefore you earned 10,000 coins for your win!\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](http://discord.gg/wsbverse)
Okay but that hasn't changed between 6 months ago and now, despite 6 months ago being "a booming economy" and now being not that. I feel like no one is actually reading the words that I'm typing.
honestly give the MMs credit, the best time to pull the rug for maximum pain is right now
This is kind of what I’m thinking. No amount of tariffs raise import prices enough to justify US manufacturing wage increases to a level where anyone will take those jobs. Chinese shirts would have to be $40 at Walmart before US manufacturers would think about making them.
#Ban Bet Won\n---\n\n/u/MysteriousTeaching21 made a bet that SPY would go to 535.0 within **1 week** when it was 554.11 and it did, congrats fucker.\n\nTheir record is now 1 wins and 0 losses\nYou're a part of the [WSB Discord server](http://discord.gg/wsbverse), therefore you earned 10,000 coins for your win!\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](http://discord.gg/wsbverse)
my vaycay is booked as well but i left some in
sir a second dump has hit the futures
Someone just flip the board already…
Welp it's already collapsing again
#Ban Bet Won\n---\n\n/u/_KisTricK_ made a bet that SPY would go to 535.0 within **1 day** when it was 546.17 and it did, congrats regard.\n\nTheir record is now 1 wins and 1 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](http://discord.gg/wsbverse)
Damage is irreparable.
It's borderline impossible for a Southern man to discuss Asian currencies by name without sounding racist.
If they announce doge stimulus or reduced income tax tomorrow what would you all be saying?
Elevator down, stairs down
cult strength is detached from the real world, for a while anyway
#Ban Bet Won\n---\n\n/u/devildip made a bet that SPY would go to 535.0 within **1 day** when it was 546.08 and it did, congrats autist.\n\nTheir record is now 2 wins and 0 losses\nYou're a part of the [WSB Discord server](http://discord.gg/wsbverse), therefore you earned 10,000 coins for your win!\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](http://discord.gg/wsbverse)
Last i checked, you dont open negotiations with your heaviest hits, yet here we are
Them: *“We will invest $75T into US manufacturing in the next 4 years”*\n\nHim: *“Exceptional. No tariffs for you”*\n\n\nThis isn’t rocket science. This is Foxconn approach. They’ll build the promised factory any day now.
You likely paid at least a few bucks, which sure, could be literally hundreds of pennies.
Yeah no, I totally understand you. The v word also gave me some obnoxious flashbacks
Love that one
These tarrifs feel like when you’re in hour 5 of a monopoly game and you’re negotiating for the boardwalk
Just wait until Bezon and Zuckerberg sell their shares like each year. It will make their stock go down ever more lol
rip
RDDT really is a piece of shit isn’t it
Nooo SPY pump, I need cheaper puts tomorrow
They'll just deficit-spend more. Deficits haven't slowed down any admin this century.
See you there can't wait!!!
Byyyye spyyyyy
Berkshire most valuable company?
TRADE TALKS GOING WELL
Not even a bounce 
Keep crying Reddit lmao time to buy
yea i dont care about those tbf
Its printing
Demand is already up. Prices should fall as we go into a recession.
I gotta go to dc this weekend anyways, I'll drop by the white house and see what exactly is donny doing. .. since we are just allowed to walk I to federal facilities ya know
Jim Cramer is actually a real one - love that bald fuck
Btc is a safe place, so people will pill out from the market and invest in btc. Will break new ATH .
BOLS THOUGHT THEY HAD A CHANCE BACK TO SUCKING US OFF FOOLS
525 gonna feel like mt everest peak in 6 months
Dude this could possible go Green Tomorrow
Well Palantir has come down a lot in price and is getting interesting at these levels, an appetizing PE of 460Interesting to SHORT that is
Na Jpow talking tommorow.
BAN!
Think SARK (which inverses Cathy Wood’s ARK) is a fun one. Lots of frothy meme stocks in her portfolio. Unfortunately Tesla inverse ETFs continue to bone me
Jesus.
Sure but they just shrugged it off. Percentage is what matters.
Gotta stop the penguin egg imports. Chickens can't compete with the competition.
Yes
I still don’t get it 🥴
https://preview.redd.it/tx7d909c4pse1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=652449318efc30a62ab0f0949b1d68d07354702f
Elon will suggest the king to invade europe
You still have $12k you can run it up in believe in you
semiconductors are exempt from tariff
Definitely a buying opportunity tweaker
Probably. Wouldn’t surprised me if a country announces removal of all tariffs if US does the same.
No, not it won’t big guy. Hey, did you at least have fun?
POV you live in a place where high schoolers drive 100k ranges to school
Yep
I know this is a lie because it would be TSLA if real
Anyone talk shit after hours that just caused that plunge?
Are we gonna break $535 now too👀
Go buy up stocks of your favorite companies then go back to coma.
This "correction" gonna keep on correcting.
Do I buy nvidia or not?? \n\nIf tariffs start to cancel then everything will boom right? 
At least the South has good food to go with all the dumb-assery
AMZN DOWN -20% in the last three months\n\nAlmost 10% down today\n\nLMAO
Just have to vote republican
Calls on flip phones
The world's 500 richest people saw their combined wealth plunge by $208 billion Thursday as broad tariffs announced by President Donald Trump sent global markets into a tailspin.\n\nThats \~ equivalent to the marketcap of McDonalds, Toyota or Shell in a single day. \n\n
The Norfolk island tariff is funny but an underrated one is the tariff on the British Indian Ocean Territory, which contains very little other than coconut trees, crabs, beaches and a US/UK air force base. There's not even any fishing there anymore, all the non base islands are a fucking nature reserve lmao
At least you found your new theme song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BlIREcAu0PI
because expiry is tomorrow and theyre holding out hope
According to script, spy will go down $1 low $535-4 and tomorrow green, then another green, then another green and $509
This is a conversation taking place in your head?
INTC Green!!
Dipshits were crying about expensive eggs, wait until you have to buy your Vietnamese blue jeans on the black market like a Soviet peasant
“Get in loser, we’re going losing” 🥭
I think early morning dump first
BREAKING NEWS: DOGE HAS CANCELED THE PLANNED 5K PAYMENTS AND IS NOW DEMANDING EACH AMERICAN FAMILY PUMP 5K INTO THE MARKETS TOMORROW TO HELP STABILIZE THEM
Easiest block of my life
Almost certainly the latter.
Any rich ass wsb regards that has $25k spare change lying around? I’ll take it of off you
It is a reality for most but due to capitalism there will always be those that are not reaping the rewards.
How dare you cite data in the sub? Are you trying to show off your triple digit IQ??
I don’t like Donald, but I absolutely love watching him decimate stupid bag holding bulls
1) Unemployment and/or CPI remaining low for the next 2-3 months \n2) Any reversal on trumps part on tariff policy
What isn’t mathin?
hilarious (at 56 im buying though)
Ain’t no way this is close to the bottom. I’m 99% cash rn.
too new of a stock, ipo'd a few days ago
SPY 535 
There’s a belief that the 80k floor is the last resistance to free fall. We’ll see what happens
Thanks for the reminder
lol not holding my breath. Bought some puts to hedge my losses
Why do they have tariffs on 2 different dates? 10% this Saturday and the rest on the 9th. I'll be surprised if the big ones go through on the 9th
kamikaze mode engaged
There’s over $4M in premium on 522 puts expiring Wednesday
How is btc still over 80k???
Bought three shares of spy and goog today. Tuning over a new leaf. Bout to buy a bunch more tomorrow and the next few months tho gambling is tough
It is?
You can be the Blade Runner. the Internet is filled with advanced bots attempting to create a public perception of what is or is not. if you engage and ask the right questions it will accidentally reveal itself.\n\n#💁‍♀️🤖🐎
Raise rates
Need more factory workers
I feel u. I was holding ETH shorts for over a month because I shorted 1900 something. My PnL went from -10k at the worst (when it was >2k) to closing for +15k last night.\n\nI’m feeling lucky again now tho 
Buffett bought the dip today.
Yeah….did you watch the Canada prime minister come out and discuss creating a coalition without the US? This shit is going to get worse.
Jpow always does the opposite of the markets
30k loss today. 130k total drawdown… can we please stop “winning” now? Please.
Better labor standards\n\nLess transit time, less pollution
Ngl Jim Cramer be making sense tonight
ok come on why havent any bulls posted their loss porn yet
BREAKING: LILY PHILLIPS ACCOUSES 🥭 OF STEALING HER IDEA TO FUCK 340,000,000 AMERICANS IN A SINGLE DAY
holy shit nike is at $56  \n\nACKMAN  \n\n \n\n
Trump said he wouldn’t cut as, Medicare or Medicare. Once the federal finances take a beating with these tariffs, it’ll be the first thing that’s cut
I’m re✝️arded
Eh i mean it's in a bear market last 3 months and a deal at its current p/e. 9% a day is overreaction and it's gonna be exempt anyway......right?........right?
Have those penguins said thank you today?
Who?
Damn right. Can’t wait to fomo tom and blow it all
If you buy when it’s $25 just sell it don’t trust Intel
Oh my god we are really fucked 
Why not? I'm new to this, I don't know the deal. I can't even do puts on Robinhood yet.
Imagine next week
Bears: yay a down day \n\nMe: ber r fuk lmao\n\nBears: WHOA NOT COOL DUDE
*"It's simple"*\n\nMeanwhile OP\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/zvkb065y3pse1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=af02ae68cec8b64c464119bfa348e848ea42c213
*my I don't have to dump day*\n\n*it was just another Lehman Monday*
Or because he needs rates to be cut and forcing hand of dumbass Powell
Doubt this is Red tomorrow
I’d rather be from America than any other place on this earth, even with a clown as president, downvote my ass idgaf
Congratulations
All I'm saying is I bought 529 1dte puts for literally pennies and they might be itm, that shouldn't be possible
And what will that accomplish
Right now to Tangos torture squad at Guantanamo
Nana would be disappointed 
Key protip - no one at work is actually your friend and you should count on at least one of them you'd never suspect to gossip about whatever you say and plot against you like some sort of high school popularity contest.\n\nKeep them at arms length to your actual personal life (anything outside the typical norms / office culture) or be ready to move jobs at a moment's notice.
I would tap out for another 3 and half years if I was you.
Damn.. you could buy two rolls of toilet paper with that.. you're fucking rich, dude.
LOL
Bruhs is the onion based out of DC?
I’m surprised you’re talking about triangles when clearly you’re a square
Maybe he just likes the colour red
He doesn't hold all the cards though, if he'd done it one at a time he might have but to start a trade war with the whole world is fucking stupid.
Take profit, duh
I had these moments too and I'll never forget
Tariffs are going to impact beef prices, even wendy's will downsize. Guess ill just be homeless.
$160 strike puts were one dollar and went to $2,000.
Is it named SPY small group because I also got invited to that 
So making America great again is about taking back to the great depression (which was only cured by ww2)
The real time futes updates in the daily thread are tiring. So is the bolrfuk/berrfuk spams.
If you think we're anywhere near the bottom when Bitcoin is at $81K, you're mistaken. What morons are buying this shit?
Suicide in the US? Sorry buddy you owe 25%, afterlife tariffs
Thank you Mr. Trump.. I am now tired of winning, can you turn off the winning machine.. thank you.
what would cause you to change that belief?
#INTC YES OR YES
Can you use a meme template any worse?
Why write your name that many times ..🤔
They need to learn
Fuck dem freeloading penguins
catch me in the bahamas panhandling for food and money living the good life
I believe its so countries don't ship to one country to avoid tariffs. When china was tariffed during Trumps first term, they would ship it to Mexico so it would be cheaper
I always say this!!!
What’s with the small pump and Yuge red candles in AH?
Hope they get rid of this regulation too. No sense in us not having a complete collapse in one day.
The Orangeutan rulls.
Arizona desert, just need to build the factory first. Oh wait where are all the Mexicans?
I really can't tell whether some of you really think this was a 1 day drop and we will rally going forward or you're just rage baiting.\n\nSome of you are so stupid I think you aren't kidding, please tell me you're kidding.
My $95 puts would be so happy at this. They’ve been at zero for weeks and had a massive day today.
There is no bottom...well, there are bottoms but they're getting topped by tariffs.
This video would be accurate if it was upside down
I can't fathom how, but due to the forces of computer and clowns, I just know TSLA is going to end up +5% tomorrow 
I just woke up from a coma what happened
Can't tariff that
Forget charging just buy new phone every time
I think he sold
Not even, these guys have absolutely no idea what they are doing. There are no proven economic methods at work with this gang.
Impossible to steal at Home Depot these days 🎥
531 spy
Boomers will still be crying that they voted for their wallet while their 401Ks are destroyed and Social Security is decimated 
#Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/AMDeez_nutz made a bet that SPY would go to 560.0 within **1 day** when it was 542.424 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 7 wins and 21 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](http://discord.gg/wsbverse)
What about the The news ….
I don't know about bers but you sound salty af.
Truth Social Premium subscriptions
Pink
Commenting on VIX being up is like being surprised that the third angle of a triangle with angles 30 and 60 is 90.
Jpow speaking wen 
But maybe.
I see good The news ….
Dude cant even figure out checkers
It’s up 2% off today’s lows meanwhile SPY futes are still dying. I’ll hedge this short with QQQ Friday calls tomo if I have to.\n\nI just need some action rn 
Friday have been down days the past 3 weeks (at least ) hopefully yall got some puts
Get fucked.
How did you come up with $3k per iPhone
Maybe republicans secretly believe evolution, those mfs will evolve and import from here
In the last two days he has started trying to make his own version of the chips act. I think these guys need to have a law saying they can't continue to cancel everything a previous one does without reasonable cause.
The rest of the world already uses tariffs lol
The news ….
I'm sure that'll make america great again
EMERGENCY. $1,000,000. INTO MY CHECKING.\n\nDo what’s right j daddy 💞
Kevin Bro, Explain this to me, please, because I am totally confounded. On 04/02, the great liberation day, the market was up until the closure. While, Trump already made up his mind by then about the Tariffs and he was ready with nicely printed banner and all. Here is what I don't understand. Why was the market still up until few minutes before his speech. Didn't the cabinet know? And didn;t the word spread to the funds? Why didn't they short the market? I can't believe that all these funds started dumping the stocks AFTER the speech like the rest of the retail investors.
Just got invited to a random signal chat with some guy named "Donald Trump" and a "JD Vance." Whoever that is. But he says to slow down the bleeding so more bulls line up for the slaughter.
They were talking about it on Bloomberg balance of power. I can’t remember his name but he was bald pharma guy from Europe. They shoot guests out like a tshirt cannon so I can’t remember
Taiwan, there’s also plenty of opportunities in China that comes with one sight lodging.
Literally might as well have Literally your money on fire
I’ve been committed to puts on mstr for 5 weeks now. Broke even last week after the sell off. May be back to losing if btc doesn’t drop below $81k tomorrow
Idk what would a Fat Cuck be able to do to make ATH
There’s always tomorrow 
Tesla is what it is. It taught me how to diamond-hand, for which I am eternally grateful. But it's a car company, with a meh solar side business, and a lot of promises from a person we know tends to over-promise. I agree what's happening with the stock today (and the last few weeks) is manipulation. I also stopped liking it when it became a "national" car company, with the president pimping the product and his secretaries pimping the stock (also, the entire domestic terrorism bit, but whatever). I'm not at the point where I want it to die, because I recognize that the people actually doing the work are still amazing and the product is good, but I do wish they let it just be a company (even if it may often be a contrarian when it comes to product or stock market action).
US lost decade incoming for all you dipbuyers.
If NDX is under $18,000 tomorrow I’ll send someone $100 and 
Why would they tariff them when they already carved out an exception for them?
the essay is because people were messaging me about why XSP options and not SPY options
Top 10 best farms to invest in china
Cho Chang actually
Someone said ‘futes ripping’ 15m ago
Yur hired
I'm still trying to figure out what exactly he expects people in Lesotho to buy from the US, to make them non-tariff worthy.
Did you buy it end of day?
But penguins dress in suits. Best to be thorough.
😭😭
Even after a victory lap, bears are so salty. Pathetic.
Definitely is, you also dont have to worry about it at the end of your day.
I for one am sick of those goddamn freeloading 🐧
Why??????
btc has always outperformed spx
Sure, if you're retiring in a few years
Small talk. Maybe a cuddle.
Need to get shades for my car so I can pull over and rub one out if I have to
Did you see how trump sold off $2B worth of shares in the couple of days before the crash. Wanna bet he’s gonna buy them back at half the price and ride them up again on the rebound. It’s a fantastic get rich quick scheme
Anyone who thinks we can manufacture basic necessities in the US is fucking regarded and doesn’t understand how cheap Asian slave labor is for companies. It’s never, ever, going to happen.
For those curious, only 10% from their products comes from the US. They fucked. \n\n>In fiscal 2024, we sourced 77% of our purchase dollar volume from 28 vendors, and one vendor accounted for 16% of our purchase dollar volume. Based on total dollar volume of purchases for fiscal 2024, 72% of our products were sourced from Asia, including 35% from Vietnam, 23% from China and the remainder predominantly from Indonesia and India, 18% from North America, including 10% from the United States, as well as 10% from Europe and other countries. In addition, we operate a manufacturing facility in North Carolina that produces a number of our upholstery collections. ERROR: The request could not be satisfied ir.rh.com (https://ir.rh.com/financials-filings/sec-filings/content/0001558370-25-004329/rh-20250201x10k.htm)
huh-uh, quite convincing
Remember when throwing Nutlick in front of the cameras to pretend things were going well would make the stock market pump? I hated those days, glad they’re over 
It’s all so dumb a comic wouldn’t dare write it.
Hmmm it literally hasn't moved\n\nIs it even in snp500?
I once had a feeling for my ex but it only cost me 67% of all my money. I learned not to lead with them feelings.
Do you like bags?
As long as they don’t go 0dte they’ll be fine eventually, but we all know what they’re gonna do
Adult Americans don’t want the manufacturing jobs that were done by Chinese children
Powell always saves the day
It's not about the type of work, it's about the pay. Are we prepared for to pay these workers $20 an hour at least?
let the bers have futures because we know they fake. rally tomorrow?
In El Salvador.
I mean, it's not the same if consumer confidence is lower. That's what drives our entire economy. Consumer confidence is everything.\n\nBut yeah, you're not wrong -- on bigger ticket items, it's "basically the same." That said, the down payment I keep in the stock market just took a nosedive. That's real impact on my decision making. I was looking at buying a house. Now, I'm probably going to wait. There are other people in this exact same situation.
It's a long story, and most of it is intermingled with the ideas of people such as Scott Bessent, Stephen Miran and JD Vance.\n\nWhat the actual plan is only they know, but it seems reindustrialization of the USA is one of the primary goals, as well as maintaining global reserve currency status for the dollar. Remember that while "everything seems fine", anyone can see the writing on the wall regarding China. The world is entering a 2 superpower system, and China is not as weak as the Soviet Union was.\n\nChina is rapidly developing the capability to invade Taiwan, and even in the case of a stalemate, it can easily blockade Taiwan, causing massive problems with Chip manufacturing and other materials. China makes a ton of stuff, so being at war with China has a very good chance of going the wrong way for the USA if they don't get some manufacturing capability back, as China can simply out-manufacture the USA at this point.\n\nNaturally it wouldn't even be worth it for China, but Taiwan is a pride and nationalist issue, not one of economics.
The trajectory is more like "complete collapse".
Don't do ert 
It depends massively on if any sabre rattling happens from America or one of the bigger countries/trade blocks I imagine. Any bad news will probably trigger panic at this stage I think.
The 50% tariff on St. Pierre & Miquelon is based on a singular $3.4 million purchase in July 2024\n\n
Trumps policies are causing the stock market to rapidly drop. This isn’t a correction. This is him tanking it.\n\nI thought tariffs were suppose to save the American economy and take us into a new golden age? \n\nWait till retaliation tariffs start. Market is going to crash even more.
The US literally placing tariffs on an island with zero human inhabitants and a bunch of penguins. You could’ve placed the worlds best comedians and television writers into a room and they never would’ve managed to come to that conclusion.
!Remindme 1 day
So you turned 1k to 15k ? 
Tom Lee seen stealing rope from home depot by using self checkout,
lol you said that lame ass internet thing. i cant take you seriously now
lol nerd
Theres at least 100 bulls in here that bought spy 610 and thought we were going to 700 eoy 😂😂😂😂.
Yeah a lot of people are thinking this too; once it becomes clear this is not the case oh boy
Who said globalization ended? I find it more likely we will be left behind then everyone else deciding the old world order was better (it wasnt). I certainly don't see the world returning to a pre globalization state and the fact we think whatever we do is the world is further evidence we will be left in the cold as everyone else moves on \n\nImo
They all will…watch 👀
I'm gonna hoard some iphone . Sell them later for a 100% profit.
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Yes. VIX will drop over the next 1-2 weeks. The worst of the shock is behind us, in 3-5 days either Congress, the White House or the courts will resolve the tariff crisis and the market will consolidate or rise slightly. Consolidation or rising slightly will cause VIX to drop.\n\nI sold off my May ITM calls today and bought May OTM VIX puts. Plenty of time for markets to settle down.
Inverse Cramer is BS
Tru
Seriously how do bears dress these days?
i’m gonna jerk off
And what would you give every gay man? A top?
Everybody is broke / scared of layoffs
I did. But not enough of them and sold early 
We will never have another musical sensation like Mambo #5
lol source
# INTC YES YES or NO NO ????
nobody gonna read your essay bro but congrats
That's what they're pretending but it isn't true. Their formula is based on the trade deficit and[ literally nothing else](https://x.com/MorningBrew/status/1907803071905738775)\--currency manipulation, any actual tariffs the country places on US goods, VAT, none of it is actually directly considered at all.
Being a bull is actually cucked. Imagine torching your net worth before stagflation + recession hits 
I made 0 money today , but I also lost 0 today , I didn't even play 🤷‍♂️ a wins a win
Good news won’t come until the weekend when Trump announces the first few countries to bend the knee. \n\nHis play is simple. Make outrageous tariffs to get them to the table while he is holding all the cards. They will negotiate to eliminate or hold tariffs at equal levels. \n\nTomorrow morning will be bad as fuck. Jobs report is going to include all the gov employee layoffs. Powell is going to be shitting himself during his speech because the fed is pinned. They can’t do shit.
"If goods don't cross borders, soldiers will."\n\nBuckle up for WWIII 
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no bounce whatsoever hahahahah
They probably mean everyone whose net worth is over 1 million
So you want to risk 3k to make maybe 1k extra? Big brain right there.
The patient just shit the bed. Nurses on clean up duty, but colon still at 69% capacity.
Believe it or not, balls.
I mean sure I've got most of my savings in the stock market too, but having a larger 401k doesn't impact my ability to buy groceries or pay rent or buy a house, which is (in my opinion) the most important metric for a healthy economy, and I disagree with the idea that it was great 6 months ago and terrible now. It's basically the same, which is what I've been saying 100 times in this thread.
i also remember there were companies that would set up manufacturing with businesses that met fair labor and safety standards but then that manufacturer would turn around subcontract out part or all of its production to the actual shithole sweatshops
You belong here 
Re-entered into a BTC levered short just now \n\nbecause I am a degenerate with a gambling problem who can't wait until open tomo 
Fuck, when is jpow speaking
I’m gonna cry myself to sleep tonight knowing the $2500 I was planning to gamble yesterday turned to $122k today.  back to being miserable
6in is all it takes bro. Calls to the moon riding this cock
Sorry. Not entertaining a Russian bot.
A friendly reminder: Most of MAG7 have earnings this month. Earning should be bad, but the guidance will kill the market ever more.
Catch a falling knife?
Morning session will be a bump for the rich then more pain after 10 am. Save those puts until after mid morning trading.
Yall, we all gonna be nuked before we could have retired anyway so he is doing us a favor.
Guy on the phone ranted for ten minutes just to ask for his advice on Kraft Heinz. 😑
No one. Sometimes the stars align and it's possible for one person to do something so regarded that literally the entire world gets poorer.  \n\n\nPicture two homeless guys, on the brink of starving the death. One of them finds a tin of beans; miraculously, the other finds a can opener. The second guy goes up to the first and just fucking beats his head in with the can opener until it breaks in half. \n\n\nFrom the truest, purest regardation, all outcomes become possible.
Some of them even turned bear
Haven't seen these in a while.... We all know what happened to RH. RIP.
# PENIS\n\n## PENIS\n\n### PENIS\n\nPENIS\n\n^(PENIS)\n\n
Never ban betting again. Miss you assholes too much
Timing beats time in
Entire world
imagine thinking that mango plays 4d chess
That’s a policy I can get behind
Building nuclear was bad for the oil lobby so we did it do it. Next question?
yeah its clear they didnt really understand this isn't just a dip. its an artificial instant recession it will keep going down unless mango decides to say just kidding at some point.
I need it to crack, These MSTR puts aint gonna print itself bro
Waaah waahhh Joe biden’s fault 👶🍼
it's a well known fact that children respond best to random and capricious punishment
As long as the president is a serial failure with an IQ under 85 puts are always free.
big if true
When I saw that I did the same thing.
Man I almost fell for it, I had a 466 written call on QQQ for Friday exp and I cancelled it tariff day losing 2.7k then I as markets were closing I had a gut feeling the news is gonna be bad and yolo’d aapl. Up 11k now lol
Stonks on discount today
I’m not clear on what your saying
Imagine saying you're from America 
I can only hope!
So jobs may be decreasing but inflation may be going up. What’s your move Powell?
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I love the spirit of bitter generosity
Taking a break? What break? You’ll be trading tomorrow.
I 100% expect that.
Tired of winning???? Billions and billions and billions and billions 
I've got about a half a mil in the market that I plan on leaving where it is, but not really feeling putting any more into until either trumps out or they put a muzzle on him.
U ever want to jump off a house cause u didn’t buy puts yesterday
Iono man Tim Cook denied his DEI mandate. Not this time.
SPY the real shitcoin
you're not gonna believe this...
Why is it that every time I see a big institutional/whale sell orders hit the tape wiping out some bids then the price goes up immediately after. Shouldn't the price go down when they sell a lot of shares? What's going on?
Charlie’s chocolate factory hiring
Shot gun puts we’ll see if it pays off
Agreed more than likely. Fed doesn’t see it as of March meeting. They could very well be wrong & defintely underestimated the tariffs but yea either way it’s a down year.
They’ll just say tariffs were dems idea. 🥭 had nothing to do with them
JPOW tmrw needs to quit this apolitical BS and clearly say that the tariffs will hurt the economy big time 
So I get tariffs are to encourage manufacturing in the US. But do we really want to make sewing machines and shirts again?
A combination of declaring a state of emergency, a flurry of executive orders and a supreme court and Congress that are completely republican. American democracy is not as well designed as, say Britain and commonwealth systems, or much of the EU. Those places have had fascist leaders and autocratic monarchs, and concordantly designed ways to stop it happening again. This is a first for the very young US system, and rather sadly it's folded like wet paper
Muh avocado toast 
The addicts are crying and don’t know who blame 🤣🤣🤣
Ppl that missed out on puts are gonna yolo tomorrow and there will be a small bear market rally that wipes them out. 0dte calls tomorrow
You ain’t seen nothin yet
Full porting into WM. The trash never stops.
This isn’t a buy the dip opportunity, this is a sell the dip opportunity
Yikes as in its gonna prrrrriiinttt
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I have VXUS as an ETF; I'm pretty ETF pilled.\n\nI don't have any others right now but until recently I was very nearly full-porting VT. VTI and VWO are mostly just in there as a point of comparison, to be honest.
Gamblers vs traders
If we wheel tom Lee's corpse onto CNBC right now can we hit ath again soon?
\-10
Well "put"
Tell me the difference of high school education in US vs Middle east again. „It‘s the same thing“, screamed tony, the fat little guy in the back
we donated to the local homeless shelter but they didn't give me any gifts back so i'm going to put %100 tariffs on any exports going into homeless shelters. Why?? because we are very good to them but they don't give anything back. Truly awful people I tell ya, hope they enjoy more expensive and reduced quantity in products that they didn't ask for. Suckers!!!!
I think I saw a possible Monday release of them cross my phone earlier
this is the way
That is how I've heard it as well. Not necessarily a cor/caus relationship but lowering rates have usually been to aid a market/economy which was already headed down and looking back reveals the pattern.
🐻 squeeze wen? 
Tariffs are good for the economy.\n\n***This post was fact checked by real American patriots*** \n✅ **\[** **TRUE \]**
Not when the whole market is 35% overvalued
[This ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NL1yGqQ3pnA&t=478s)may help clear things up.
Apple very likely to get an exception like Trump gave them last time he was president.
Girl phone
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where do i apply for my new factory job
Oh sure, let’s slap on some tariffs and invade Canada—all to get our hands on TikTok. Because clearly, that's the most logical path to securing short-form dance videos.
Smart. It’s likely less crowded too. I try to go on my lunch break when possible
520
Greatest and hugest emerging market
Get to bust out my Dow 30,000 hat soon again!
Imagine if you bought puts and your money 50x today \n\nKeep imagining because you didn’t buy puts 
Relief rally or more blood tomorrow? I don't trust these piece of shit institutional traders after all of the fake pumping this past month
That’s all true. It doesn’t change the point I was trying to make in response to your claim that the political will in Taiwan to do this deal isn’t there and that it may be illegal. The news is that there’s a tentative agreement, so it seems like Taiwan is caving to Trump’s extortion. The deal could change, but the fact that it’s happening at all suggests that Taiwan is caving.
It because trump is a toddler and he thinks trade deficits and budget deficits are the same thing.
It’s just the easiest, most accessible brokerage to the average person\n\nI’d be using IBKR or whatever if they had an app as good as Robinhood has. It sucks that that’s the case but it is what it is
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Can we just get another -5% down. So sick of winning.
Could be years. Ref. 1998, 2008….
You’ll be back tomorrow to trade. I see you itching to trade on a friday.
Man, don't want to argue with you but the word "vote" scares me.  Look the results of last one
ANNOUNCE WHEN PHARMACEUTICAL TARIFFS START MANGO MAN. I NEED THESE LLY PUTS TO PRINT
find the ventilation they have to the surface and smoke them out.
Btc is totally gonna be a bitch and finally crack over the weekend
Anyone buying calls tell me how big your dick is
Just called my dad he is a senior VP at the economy store and he said we are gonna be OK but go buy hundreds of tires and line our front yard with them
Just so you regards are aware, if the China tariffs persist the average iPhone would cost $3k to the consumer in the US.\n\nApple still got another 10% to drop. Aint nobody buying no 3k klarna iPhone.
Yes, Trump is golfing tomorrow.
All SBUX puts. 90p. Bought them for $3 a piece. I probably could have made $15k if I waited
Sqqq always good. TZA for small caps
Wish it was Robinhood
Ha. That reminds me of an old joke. \n\nHow do Chinese parents name their new baby daughter?\n\n.\n.\n.\n.\n\nThey don’t. They kill it and start over until they get a son.
Having treasuries downgraded for the first time in history because our debt is out of fucking control. It's crazy.\n\nMany of this sub are pissed and bagholding and looking for anyone to blame but themselves. No one held a gun to anyone's head and made them YOLO their account on calls when the yield was inverting and stocks are priced 50 years into the future.
I go during the day so I can stop staring at my phone for an hour and a half lol
Cramer: "what am I gonna do? I'm going to bring out the old plan I used in 2000 during the dotcom crash cause I got gains by 2003, it worked". \n\nLOL. that pretty much sums it up: bear market incoming and retirees/401k gang gonna get crushed.
If we're lucky
Its still bullish on "global m2 supply". Might not drop further much until june
everyone expecting big movement tomorrow. watch it be flat, just to fuck with everyone. sell those 0-days
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Because it's all part of the plan. This has been in the works even during Biden's term. His term was subsidies for manufacturing. Now we're in the phase of building demand for the products.\n\nThese plans happen no matter who wins. They're passed down to the next administration regardless.\n\nNow we have to speculate on what happens next. I bet it works, tbh. There was just an executive order signed for bypassing environmental permits for deep sea mineral mining. That will streamline the process. Best part is those minerals are ours. No tarrifs.
You're something special...\n\n*bites lip*\n\nTwo burger patties?\n\nPickles, onions, *and* cheese?\n\nI like that 
I’m watching Jim Cramer cuz I’m stressed so you know the low is near
60/70 in 2 months, mark my words
I said top 4/5 loss days you mongoloid. I used GPT too and you used the one day that I said was a loss
Hello, I am an aspiring penguin from a desolate antarctic island. I have started a small business and would like very much to offer you my wares. Surely I am exempt from tariffs in your most gracious of nations? 🐧 💼
Yep, that's why I said "proportionally". That's the only thing that makes sense, other than he doesn't know what the fuck he is doing or is talking about. I can't help but think when he hears "trade deficit" he thinks that means the trading country is ripping off the usa.
Trading futures... just went long
Maybe Donald thought it was April 1st and he’s gonna go hehe just kidding
Good luck. We will see who wins.
Nuclear powered datacenters in France, while americapoors will be fighting for eggs and toilet paper
I see what's going on. We're bouncing off the September 2024 bottom.
She's a 10 but she said the tariffs were priced in
The last thing he's going to do is weaken our defenses until we become russia and china's bitch.
Well trump just announced he’s imposing tarrifs on semiconductors
I think there’s serious money to be made with this thinking. \n\nPeople also aren’t considering that other countries could repeal their 70 year old tariffs on American goods. I think they hate the Don too much to consider he might win this dick measuring contest
Exactly.... And the $5 trillion in spending. We've seen that before and it never actually happens.
Sold my winning position and bought a losing position. As is tradition.
Yikes
Just find a really tall building and enjoy the view.
Buy high sell low! Whoop whoop! 
69 billion or gtfo.
We got jobs data and J Pow tomorrow, plus potentially more retaliatory tariffs overnight\n\nThere’s plenty of catalysts for further downside dude
Yoire just getting sad . I'm just gonna go on and block you now cause you can't accept you were wrong yesterday. Get bent
30 is the line in the sand
FNGA--great dip buy
Selling everything and buying puts forever
This comment is the perfect summation of the guy, this quote should be in textbooks 😂😂
You have a bad day today bro? Your portfolio down $500? Sucks to be you.
Republicans debating tax hikes on millionaires.\n\nMaybe not great short term but very bullish long term.
VIX 30 days are always flat…..
Or because we are waiting to hear from china ..
We are fucked \n\nBut fuck it
Now teach me what’s the next gamble. Please
Nice 11.87 at close
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"European Union preparing to fine Elon Musk's X over $1 billion for "disinformation."\n\n
I'll pop a grand into SPY and QQQ. Shitty to see stocks drop, but I think it's a good thing in the long term. It might speed up near shoring.
Next quarters reports are going to be pain
I just wanna see Elon get margin called
I did not delete anything \n\nYou dont seem to understand whats coming. Other countries arent going to subsidize the usa (see the irony here) by using your shitty currency when all you do is keep raising the debt. Yup, usa accusing the world for their unfair trade deals, yet the world been subsidizing the usa being forced to use the petrodollar for too long. Wait till we start offloading the bills. \n\n🥭 is in fact liberating us (by us I mean the world from the us) \n\nBut Mike, its pretty obvious you are a supporter of the dude who bankrupts casinos and pnd memecoins, so enjoy the ride. \n\nSorry our pm is a renowned banker with bachelor master and doctorate in economy. You are fucked.
Hey, just like the last 20s!
When SPY drops bellow 500, can we vote to have it changed to SPY 400 please 
Trump needed a poster board filled with global tariffs to tank the market. Powell can do it with one word.
Sure, but it does speed up the coding part. Want a function that takes in a b and c and spits out d? 10 seconds.
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You've got my vote, let it be known!
You would think but every time it bounces like 0.2% there’s 50 LOL RIP bErS comments
powell send it back to 560 tmr
believe it or not, bullish
these tariffs are just trying to distract you from the fact that they never released the Epstein files 
Well we are regarded in such a special way that it might go side ways forever and ever happily after 
Futes down only slightly. Ber r so fuk tomorrow.
Room temperature in Greenland
People called the bottom at 10AM this morning and completely refused to consider that tomorrow we gap down again.
This is the trick MM use on Thursday, you probably know why it’s on Thursday
I bet there is atleast one person named that in china 
He says good luck and you are welcome. He only wishes he had found a way to screw you as well, but hey, he can't think of everything. In fact he can't think of anything. Good for you!!!
Maybe some more exit liquidity bag holder buyers tomorrow. If they’re brave enough
Listen fat, the truth is, the scrappy kid from Scranton... look fat, it's like this.... *smiles and holds a thumbs up*\n\nI miss 🌽pop
... So should I hold or sell BlackBerry stock? I feel like at this point I should hold and wait it out. Or sell at a loss and then put my money in another black hole to lose into.
It turns out the ‘roaring ‘20s’ was just a transitory period of roaring inflation between the global pandemic and the greater depression
it will dump later. it always does
The only one short is retail.
I’m thinking 535
Inverse everything!
Always inverse yourself
[…but the people](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFgcqB8-AxE)
We need more tariffs
buy low sell lower
Economy collapses..\n\nTrump: I meant to do that.
Most of Taiwan’s high-value exports to the US are server racks and AI accelerator modules, those costs will be passed to customers, the rest are mostly CNC machines and steel screws.\n\nYes, there will be short-term pain during the export market reorientation, but not be devastating. \n\nAlso, Taiwan doesn’t export a lot of raw semiconductors to the US, most of Taiwan’s semiconductor output will be sent to Malaysia and China for testing and packaging, and they have way worse tariff situation to deal with.
Hey everyone, this guy’s never seen a graph of the Japanese stock market for the past 35 years!
I was for real just about to head out rn
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Make sure you say thank you to the little tariff boi
I would predict some form of rebound. If jobs comes in tomorrow terrible it could be bloodshed.
Why would companies invest billions of dollars in building factories when the next guy can simply get rid of the tariffs in a couple of years?
Do you have admiral shares?
Is🌽 officially disconnected from spy?
Everyone keeps talking about tariffs. \n\nDon’t let this distract you from the fact that JK Rowling basically named the one Chinese person in Harry Potter Ching Chong. \n\nLegendary
I bought calls at close no way we go down 2 days in a row
Ah that checks out.
\*gets up and wipes away teary snot\* \n\nl-lmao b-b-b-ber r f-f-fuckkk \n\n\*collapses again and sobs\*
It was too obvious yesterday. Now it's a coin toss.
SPY might be a slightly delayed reaction of MSTR\n\nAlso the company is Strategy Incorporated
"I doubt we see it. Probably see a 3% gain tomorrow." - MikeSSC
Everybody gangsta until the penguins retaliate with their own tariffs
Liar, let’s go to GPT\n\n SPY experiences a significant single-day drop, historical data indicates that the following day’s performance is unpredictable, with roughly equal chances of gains or further losses. For instance, on September 13, 2022, SPY declined by 4.3% and continued to drop by 2.1% the next day. Conversely, on October 13, 2022, after a significant intraday drop, SPY opened 2% lower but closed up 4.7% from the opening price. Over the past three years, following the 12 largest single-day declines averaging 3.4%, SPY’s average next-day return was -0.3%, with gains and losses occurring equally.
I feel like this is almost just a big ego move and as long as people pretend to submit he will go super easy on them.
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Is this a twin peaks reference?
The WSB daily thread is literally only capable of thinking retroactively. As in, today was red therefore tomorrow will be red. \n\nIt’s the reason so many of you lost your ass when Donny brought out the Tariffinator. You’d seen some green and spammed “Recession cancelled!”
Not as risky as a dysfunctional market.
I gotta say: I’ve never seen a stronger sell/short/buy puts signal before 🍊yesterday and he was warning us for months. And yet there are those with calls 
We’re gonna turn this thing around.
IF? lol
They got slaughtered in 2022 and never fully recovered so they have less room to tank
Flat until JPow
he was like yeah , fuck money at least i get loss porn on reddit !
https://www.nytimes.com/live/2025/04/03/business/trump-tariffs/97e04609-52ed-5b91-b311-47f5c569fa75?smid=url-share
Yeah no yeah … no
Easiest trade since carry trade
Should i buy TSM puts tomorrow or next month? 🤔
United Health CEOs, Tesla dealerships… the pumps definitely primed for some good old throwbacks like the Haymarket Affair, The Great Railroad Strikes of 1877, the Homestead Strike, the West Virginia Coal Wars. You know some of that good ole Guilded Age action Trump loves so much
https://www.nytimes.com/live/2025/04/03/business/trump-tariffs/97e04609-52ed-5b91-b311-47f5c569fa75?smid=url-share
I'd be so rich
You realize that like 40% more money got printed after 2020?\n\nThis chart is a very bad indicator
If I were president I would make sure every man gets a big booty latina and some coke none of these ghey ass tariffs
Yup
45-47, says so right on the hats
Great reply. I'll respond in like:\n\nKeep worrying about your fucking palm oil instead of the betterment of our country and fuck off.
Weird that no one talk about Powell here
I'm regarded and want gains.
see you guys at 550 at open tomorrow
He was great when he played for the Mariners
Replying so I can come back tomorrow and see your green punps 
Unemployment data coming in tomorrow but I don't think that's going to be as important. JP comments will be more of importance. I don't think they will raise rates but I could see a comment about possibly halting rate cuts this year due to tariffs, which will tank the markets further. Just my thoughts. No positions, will continue to observe.
VIX seems too obvious
Go right ahead and sit back ladies and gents. It's only 6am in Hong Kong lol. We're just getting started. They've been sleep for the entire day.
https://preview.redd.it/o1clmerg1pse1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=78cc75ce1afd034509e4abc7a346ac07340a4d16\n\nCongrats I hate you
Next time wear a suit you fucking idiot!
that’s actually not a bad shout\n\nbe a bruce wayne irl and once you’re home be a weird introverted shitposting retard batman
Who’s laughing now Trinidad and Tobago?
For who
Slutnick must think building factories takes as much time as building a lego set
Some things are worth getting tariffed over
USA soon to be an emerging market
When the end of the world happens, this is where I want to be
I apologize to you Steve Mnuchin. I didn’t realize you were our dark knight.
What do you have against black and brown bears?
Easiest money you'll lose - I mean make
You need a specific climate to grow coffee. Can you turn my piss into wine?
JP is in a tough spot. But I would like to see him keep rates where they are for a while. If he holds steady that will be good for the economy. \n\nTrump wants to use rate cuts to pump the stock market, but it will be inflationary.
Great American companies = Russian Troll. Tell me you have blue hair and a credit card with a $350 limit without telling me.
buttcorn showing promise as a safe asset with this resilience 
The fuck did the Dominican Republic do
That was because of the Biden CHIPS act, which Trump cancelled
Ooh what inverse ETFs look juicy?
I think if Powell doesn't yell "I DECLARE RATE CUTS" we drop.
Well I think the only reason why its up from $19 is cause of all the tariff threats and its mainly manufactured in the US. Otherwise it would be like AMD rn, in the absolute dumps
Is this your prediction?
Severance i love that show
Do semiconductors taste good?
Likewise.
They'll all get finished with American fixtures that'll fail in a few years, like extra wide assed toilets and thicc tubs
Positive. One of his Wharton Professors was not shy about dubbing him as the dumbest student he’s ever had.
can u fuckin regard grow a fuckin pair, its not our first rodeo, ride that bull like u mean it 
For the size of the drop today, VIX was tamer than expected. Yes, I would expect it to drop tomorrow. Unless of course we have another leg down also tomorrow.
Tell him whoever gains the most in 4 years gets to send the other one to Dignitas
If the economy proceeds to shit itself going forward, Republicans are gonna say in 2028 when they're running they were against the tariffs all this time 
So, by Tuesday next week they'll have retreated from these tariffs but will have come up with some other bullshit reason why.
Market will be up 0.1% tomorrow and bulls will celebrate
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I bought 540c Spy for apr 11 because I am betting on Trump will come out this week or Monday to say that he has successfully negotiated with many counties, and will lower tariff before apr 15.
Haha hate Ford that much? I haven’t had issues, YET!
11:30
Gym time fellow fat asses let’s go 
Aaaaaand it’s gone
I know for a fact that’s not a magic 8 ball option!!!!!!
You're in the wrong presidency for that my friend. At least if you want any amount of consistency.
now time to sell those inflated 0-days. market will be totally flat Friday . collect that easy premium
I honestly want to know. Why is it ok for these countries to charge us 60-97% tariffs and we think that part of the deal is somehow ok?
Have fun cooking those when the water turns off
Not gonna entertain a Russian troll.
Bols tomorrow morning: “Tariffs are priced in! Time for SPY to suddenly bounce back to 600 even though we have had no good news!” 
Clown car
Tesla to 230 tomorrow
Just respond with *9.5k
Wild to say bankrupt and nothing left then end it with im gonna invest 12k tomorrow
Checking in on my favorite stock ETFs like: \n \n\* VT: -3.95% \n\* VTI: -5.03% \n\* VWO: -1.80% \n\* VXUS: -2.00%\n\nI think the funniest part is people used to say emerging markets were risky...
?????
People still wonder why all his business basically failed. Dont worry though guys, he's a business man and thats what this country needs.....
Only if they liquidated before hand and most of them are probably long US equities. Our boy Warren B was sitting on a ton of cash so he will eat good for sure.
My grampy, bless his heart, taught me a lot but one of the best things was that “sin stocks” are about as recession proof as it gets.
Ask him where he’s going to invest it and then do the opposite
Recessions are great for jobs who knew 
"Lose my number"
Please don't tell me Spy futures gapped down 3% again.
build back better baby
His 10k is currently like 8k actually over here in reality
Just need JPow to lower rates to 0% tomorrow and then SPY will hit ATH by close
Has the price of rope gone up??
Those penguins have been taking advantage of us for too long. Glad they are tariffed.
SPY is more volatile than bitcoin
Next quarters reports are going to be soooooo bad
took swing calls its my fault 
Well that’s why you don’t use Chinese massage girls to get your food delivered. You did it to ypurself
lol nasdaq down 6%. qqq AH: totally flat
Take it from this moron, should wait til the stupid pump from the nothingness Powell says tomorrow to put in puts (or my case, but inverse etfs)
Suck it Mozambique. You’re tariff’d
Actually... I got a notice on January , my last day at work is April 21th.\n\nI'm gonna get some severance payments to spend  but at the moment I'm dry
Peak recession / depression
Amazing!!! 😍😍😍😍
You block his illiterate ass 
Play nice or he’ll cut your funding
i just took a walk outside my newly constructed community and theres still plenty of homes being built. 
always has been\n\nbut who tf owns “stocks” in this dump? some regard just lost their life savings on a 0DTE call today
Thanks Hunter Biden.
https://fred.stlouisfed.org/series/NETEXC
🥭
Murrican Buttplugs first! Make your butthole great again
Let your biggest donor rename the Pacific Ocean.
Popeyes are either really good or really bad. Usually depends on location.
More like that clown car from the Vacation movie
Tried ordering doordash but they placed tariffs on my driver 
4/5 of the biggest loss days were followed by 50% or more increases the next day. Statistically if you bought puts on close you chose the wrong option.
Someone consult their magic 8 ball\n\nWhat happens to my 4/7 spy 460’s 
Whats 🥭 ‘s IQ score? 
How should I respond to this message from my Dad?\n\n“Well, I’d rather invest $10,000 with Donald Trump than with Harris”
So cool that we have a system that encourages creating messes purely for the sake of having a mess for someone else to struggle to clean.
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How did Donnie know I was sourcing my entire stock of copium from the penguins I am ruined 
Wolf bros annoying AF
"So why did the British Empire protect its aircraft industry in the 1930s when Heinkel and Messerschmidt made a better product at a much cheaper cost? Crazy."\n\n\nhttps://x.com/GrayConnolly/status/1907610482766393818?t=Q5ghL9FTqSuupMmtOn4Hog&s=19
When was that announced ? I thought they were exempt
🥭says fu to Powell soft landing
>Vote now! INTEL CORPORATION Annual Meeting\n\nI vote that you're all a bunch of dumbfucks
No
So what's prediction for tomorrow and next two weeks
Is that like a real thing? He says something then the opposite happens?
stick a bag in ur bum hole for luck
Do it and report back
I’m on my second Panera DoorDash mortgage. Should have it paid off by 2027
“Look at least we’re doing much better than the Bronze Age”
It's all computer. I knew that in 1980.
sit on cash and watch my puts go up
I know it's a big change from the past 4 years. I hope you're able to get used to it.
Only one way to find out! Go get em champ.
The penguins did nothing wrong. They are even wearing suits.
I bet it's Bill Maher
Possible. \n\n\nThe activity on Panama Canal, Greenland, and Red Sea (Houthis) suggests a coordinated effort to control sea trade lanes, so idk about him backing off.
Bols not talking about put/calls ratios today after losing their bread 
$450 billion \n\n…over how many years?
>Revealed preferences theory suggests that Wall Street executives value their ability to call their subordinates gay at approximately 8 trillion dollars
Wait. Vermin Supreme is president now!?
There is a small part of me that believes this but only the part that also believes Trump will inform his closest friends and allies before he does so in order to make them an absolute fortune
I wanna see riots in the streets against this. If not, they all deserve whatever comes next.
Im going to tariff my brokerage. The art of the deal.
If I eat three pounds of jellybeans, will I die?
Have you considered downloading more?
The sub of making money? I was loaded to the tits on great american companies and made a killing today.
Yeah. That’s why I did not buy the weekly for this play. Gave myself some theta to play with
Sad but true
"Donald Turnip told reporters aboard Air Force One today that tariffs on imported semiconductor chips and pharmaceuticals will be coming “soon”.\n\nHe added that the “reciprocal” tariffs he announced yesterday have put the US “in the drivers seat.”\n\nDriver's seat of what? A Pinto?\n\nAt least Intel is now the prom queen.
someone in here voted for this
Source please?
There's legitimately gonna be thousands of people out there refinancing doordash burrito loans.
Black Swan Friday Sale!\n\nUse Coupon Code BROLIGARCHY
Why are you ghe
Downvote like I do on em
You wanna work 8, 10 fucking hours? You own nothing, you got nothing! Do you want a chivato on every corner looking after you? Watching everything you do? Everything you say, man? Do you know I eat losses three times a day? I got fucking losses coming out of my fucking ears.\n\nEdit: got a warning from reddit for quoting “Scarface” 😂
I wish I could hire a drop bear for a specific task.
At least they're trying man. Economy is a multifaceted complex beast. I think it will be good in the long run if it brings jobs back to America.
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Yea, but you’re gonna have to put more money in and buy more calls. The ones you have are broken.
That’s it. I’ve had it.\n\nI’m running for Prez and I’m gonna legalize pot, coke and prostitution to make stocks go green again. \n\nI will also do very little actual work and fuck hookers all day on taxpayer dimes.\n\nI’ll go down as middle tier Pres but you’ll be grateful.
I currently have 4.5% because I deposited 25k into the app when the app had a promo going
PhD?
When does jpow speak tomorrow?
To the little loser who asked me to get involved with WOLF\n\nWhy would I follow some noname little bitch product when I could just short telsa
I sold some of my fun port today for the first time ever and I'm subbed to bogleheads.
I call bullshit. Tariffs threats will be removed in 3-5 days either by Congress, the White House or the courts. Calls at market open just give yourself plenty of time 30+ days out.\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/y80hrt121pse1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0eb84c1088e5d41e2cc303cd2d3bcf91dc08b87f
looks like panic is over we can go back to ATHs now
Liberated from assets, unburdened by capital gains taxes
The way he sits tho lmao
I don't buy indexes or eggs. Boom money I saved right there
What now? \nTrump says he's open to tariff negotiations, contradicting White House aides\n\nhttps://www.cnbc.com/2025/04/03/trump-tariffs-live-updates-stock-market-trade-war.html?__source=androidappshare
Since you deleted your bullshit response what the hell are you going to make the reserve currency - the Chinese Yuan. Hahahahahahahaha.
Maybe it's time to find joy in other things, like masturbation and videogames 
no moves bcs no money, thanks orange head
Go back to your sub.
BREAKING NEWS: TRUMP HAS ANNOUNCED TARIFFS ON NYSE. “For too lonG regards have been sending money to the NYSE and getting nothing in return. We lose billions and billions every year in bad deals with the NYSE. It’s time we make them pay their FAIR SHARE. MAKE AMERICA WEALTHY AGAIN”
While the world burns mango plays golf 
Yeah I'll probably be taking a position in $TENT and $FOODBANK here pretty soon. Hell might even play some horizontal spreads if this keeps up 
He literally won’t, I don’t know how many times he has to say it before you bols get it through your thick heads
I think we may see >40
Dumb bers who bought puts before close show yourself Green Day tmr 
Tomorrow we PUMPING
Funny but sensible t-shirts?
Just shitpost here. That’s what I do and people IRL have no idea how dumb I really am. 
Futes glitch to -100%. Maybe? Hard to say.
Yeah, I was skeptical for a while. Got called in to work and had to step away from my trading comp. Sold my puts before I left and couldn't monitor flow anymore. Still made a decent return.
Well I am going to go enjoy my Angus Steak in Tokyo now. Oh there has been a 300% import tariff for decades here in Japan on US Beef. Time the bottom as close as you can, put every spare penny into SPY or VOO wait a lousy few years and enjoy the gains. \n\nGenerational wealth opportunity for those that have time. If just going to gamble...long dated PUTs.
All those bonds that Buffet is holding gonna rip.\n\n\nBRK.b is the safest stock to own out there Peeps.
I've currently got about $14k in put spreads on TSLA, $170k in VXUS, and less than $5k in US stocks. Today, gains in the first one more than off set losses in the second two categories for me, if only slightly.
If you knew what The Heritage Foundation stood for you would know that this isn’t surprising \n\nThey aren’t just a Republican 🦜
Sell 
Hehehe… I see leaves of green… sing it with me
Inverse leveraged stocks
Futures ripping I mean RIPing
Working prime time behind Wendy’s.
Must be nice. \n\nI got TSLA puts on Tuesday and got absolutely destroyed Wednedsay and almost got to 5% down today, but TSLA popped and I'm back to 10% down on my puts. \n\nFucking puts.
Fuck shouldn't have sold half of my vixies
Thank god I buy clothes made in Vietnam on layaway, now I can refinance based on their new 46% higher price.
Green futures to pump the open, then dumps.\n\n\nThat's my prediction anyways.
Why, jesus fucking christ I was about to become rich this year, fuck this simulation and whoever is running it
Also, when unemployment spars and demand drops for foreign goods, that dollar denominated debt outside the U.S. will go into default.\nForeign companies will have to drop prices or fire workers.\n\nSlaughterhouse
Or "revised" the job report after a bad reaction 😂😂\nLoving these down votes keep em coming
I lived in metro Detroit and was reading about how Ford had like billions in cash because they had foreseen a downturn. But when GM and Chrysler had to get bailouts Ford dropped to like $1/share.\n\nWould have been the perfect time to long if I wasn’t broke and in college. I knew they weren’t going to go bankrupt and invalidate the stock and it could only go up multiples of a $1 investment if you waited a while.
As of 2024, there are more than 90 new semiconductor manufacturing projects announced in the US, with companies investing nearly $450 billion across 28 states. 
I bought customized air maxes this past weekend\n They'll get delivered some time in May. Do you think I can leverage these into early retirement?
There is part of me that thinks “surely not” and another that totally agrees with you.
It would be very fitting if the last thing 🥭 did was bankrupt the country
What ever happened then doesn’t apply to now
RIP
I’m pouring another bourbon…or seven
Wtf, you get paid once a month or something?
“Sin stocks” all the way, baby.
All Money Destroyed
i'm cursed to be too scared to make money 
Fuck you im an investor 🧐
> The president told every what he was going to do and exactly when he was going to do it.\n\nHe's done this before and then undone it when someone talked to him or someone didn't flinch. Nobody trusts him to do anything until he actually does it lol
Futes drillin 
Is it made in ethiopia
VIX is literally just a fancy inverse of SPY lmao it ain’t all that
u mean pump to 290\*
Fuck, I got calls EOD. Lmao
Don't want to scare retail. Just make them feel like it could turn around any minute so they should get in, quick!
I'm too serious of a person in real life. How do I safely express some of my inner true regardation without ruining my life?
Just got Popeyes and the food was actually hot. That’s one thing this economy can ensure… overqualified people working in fast food.
Name checks out. 
What happened the next few days after the last time there was a 5% drop?
Severe Regardation
Maybe tariffing everyone in the world was a bad idea?
For not bending over for every country that is taking advantage of us?
lol futes flat, nobody know wtf to do.
just got a bible and going to pray at church for the first time
..no? I mean we still drove lower in AH trading and futures hasn't even really opened up to the european market. VIX is also now near or above the high of the year. When that happens you usually get several massive spikes. look at the beginning of prior bear markets as an example of this. VIX is going to be elevated for a long time.
Trump is going to back off on tariffs soon and we will absolutely moon
nah its at lower bound weekly 1sigma EM
Except it always goes down over time.... so not very accurate
TSLA puts are super expensive
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In what way? Because America was already on top. If Trump wanted to hand 1st place to China, there were more subtle ways to do it...
Shit I’m on there too
Not if it's a Tesla lol
To you….no. To the dealership…..yes.
Majority of us don’t even care about politics, we just want digital numbers to go up
Retail is getting smoked  lots of stores closing and we haven't even hit the real pull back.
Yeah it’s called investing, they can just hold it’ll go back up it’s a good company
This is a habitual liar administration.
I want to buy stuff but I don't want to open up my losses
Thanks for the information
regarded move
lmao. Hope this is a compliment.
Hey guys was in a coma since 2008. Just woke up today.\n\nHOLY hell guys! Wow VTI up like 28483938%\n\nI can retire now easy….
They will. But if you hate America just say so man.
Just gay
Is aubergine an option?
Nike is up after hours…..hmmmm
Those are my moves!!!!
And then we go bankrupt because we can’t afford the interest
That’s where the ivory tech job tower comes in
Admittedly I bought more than I was expecting but I can see us hitting 525 like no prob and probably 500 like in the next week or 2 if nothing changes
To even get fucked harder, the irony
Perfect. My deep OTM puts about to gamma
Cramer said NVDA rally\n\noof, sorry NVDA bros
They go away on their own
xlp all the way. fuck this shit.
Listening a a moron at the bar last night talking about the market was going to moon today because of the tarrifs...I like to think my puts took his money specifically.
The joke is that this IS the reason.
It's so fucking over
The Liberation Days will continue until morale improves
He sold like 50% of his stake lol
How sway
Futures are pumping
are you describing what happens at the strip club?
Man how do I get rid of these big emojis?
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Lol why would that surprise you
Wait so did the value of my used car im selling just go up?
U grab your ankles and show your azz and charge Money \n\nThat’s how money is made mayne
Winning! 🏆
You cannot use rationality with this lunatic.  I punched out my loss and I am shorting the market with puts, naked short calls, or whatever
cannot imagine a more insane play than flying to corn fields when the tornado is whipping through
You call it cult shit but I just think you don't really want to understand it because parroting other crypto haters is easier.\n\nYou're not receiving any physical gold when you buy in the markets. So it's just as speculative as corn. The only difference is that it hasn't been around as long so less support.\n\nDon't forget that your original comment is you complaining about a rigged market. 
Okay, I hate to be that guy but why the fuck would Thailand, a SE country with a GDP of $550 billion, have a 72% tariff on US imports? Why would Thailand do this when US exports account for $55 billion dollars of their yearly export? In fact, what in the fuck does the US provide that a country with such a small economy can actually use? It is like putting a fat tariff on Botswana, it doesn't make any goddamn sense.\n\nSure, it'll hurt Thailand, but Thailand accounts for 1% of the US's exports and, quite frankly, Thai people aren't exactly making a killing selling to the US. It's ridiculous and poorly planned and they should have at least let some intern go and look over the chart to make sure they aren't putting a tariff on a stupid place like, let's say Laos, one of the poorest countries in the world that has a GDP less than every state in the US, including Washington DC and Puerto Rico. Shit, Elon Musk could buy Laos for a little over a third the cost that he paid for Twitter (actually, don't give him any ideas).
bugger off
except nobody will be buying
It's an attempt at restructuring the global order.
1. Put my thing down\n2. Flip it\n3. Reverse it
Are they accoustic ?
# ENOUGH OF THE ARGUING MEN LETS SETTLE THIS \n\n2 USA blowjobs a day to men get paid in USD no criptoe and now u have 40$ usd \n\nWaste that on eggs and now u got 25$ USD. And a full pack of eggs which only cost u saliva \n\nPut the rest in a IRA for tax free gains and buy spy calls out the money with the money u made pleasuring men\n\nBlow men over the age of 55 for the “ senior premium charge rate “ which is 2.50 cent more per blow job USD FIAT currency pre tax !\nYes pre tax income my man \n\n# art of the deal \n\n# tesler
This is called building up a large inventory, so that while your factories swap over to produce the new model y you can continue to sell cars from your inventory. They timed it perfectly, now that the inventory is almost 0 they are just now fully ramping production back up. \n\nIt doesn't look suspicious at all if you are able to critically think even a little.
Tim Apple is a supply chain guru. If anyone can navigate this bullshit it’s him.
Elmo couldn’t get that kid to stop tracking his jet, so he bought the FAA and had them do it
Can't spell \n\n#"GuRH"\n\nwithout RH
Futes rippin
https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/2025/04/02/trump-tariffs-reaction-markets-retaliation/ www.washingtonpost.com (https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/2025/04/02/trump-tariffs-reaction-markets-retaliation/)\n\nChina, E.U. prepare countermeasures as Trump tariffs unite friends and foes.\n\n
The Biden administration wasn’t putting a 32% tariff on Taiwan. Trump has the ability to extort Taiwan/TSMC into agreeing, which is why there is news that there is a tentative agreement to do this. Clearly TSMC didn’t just ignore Taiwan laws to do this.
I sold at open … such a goof
You still gotta eat bro
LMFAOO
Rates will go way up
Maybe time to pick up some alt coins?
We buy them
I see Automoderator has made it to the top comment count list 
I doubt we see it. Probably see a 3% gain tomorrow.
Everyone is getting a fucking pony too!!! Can wait...
lmao thats your sign to sell everything
VIX above 30 just chilling 
The Netflix docuseries gonna be wild
Moves? Go out and grab ankles?
Crypto options, futures and 50x leverage also exist.
It seems like not that long ago we were cheering for SPY 420. How times have changed lol
Hey Selena Gomez gurrrrrl!
I love this, lol.
Soooo when everyone stops buying our T-bills what happens?
...Sends condom stocks soaring
Good thing bulls bought that bottom a few weeks ago 😂
Saylor money glitch on regarded MSTR stock holders.
“This wasn’t in our Project 2025 plan guys”
huang gonna fly tomrrow
i dont think anybody was expecting the recession until fall/2026\n\nwhich is precisely why it will happen right now
Problem is he's already pissed everyone off and they predicted he would do this.\n\nPeople aren't going to want to negotiate with a terroriff.
Simplest view: donal trump is president because eggs were too expensive on election day.
I bought 451 QQQ calls exp next Friday.
Wait until tomorrow
How come he's been able to push this through without months of debating and planning? I'm not from USA so a little unfamiliar if he can almost do anything he wishes
OMG, nvda up 1% AHs!!!!! It’s a celebration!!!!! Dadadadadadada!!!!
What a dipshit meme
no
Fuck USD
i wanna be a car salesman for the next 1-2 months and make bankkkk
I hope you are studying post apocalyptic survival and hunting small rats for meat while running from larger rats  (yes it will probably be fine)
algos are so advanced they managed to hold vix and stop the real panic while we sold off