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| Pretty much a higher volatility, more tech focused ETF |
| Cool. Do you own hims? I have heard people mention that tele health company a lot lately |
| respect your honesty 🫡 hope you didnt get burned too much on this bounce |
| Guess you were wrong 🤷🏾♂️ I stand corrected lol |
| If I would have spend 700k I would except at least a million back. |
| 17 days out |
| 4h14m. Determined to get that sub 4 hour on the next one! |
| wonder if $ASAN gaps up or flat |
| Says the guy formerly running data centers and failed. It's like Trump saying casinos are unprofitable and bad business. |
| He 100% sold for a loss lol. The deleted account speaks volumes |
| What are some of the SNOW strikes people are going for? |
| Do you even ASTS? |
| You fucked |
| Give every kid an investment account (thanks Michael Dell) then inflate the shit out of everything and devalue USD |
| waiting for corn to hit a new ATH then buying back in\n\n"nooo buy in when the price is lower"\n\nsorry not interested |
| Just get better genes |
| You been asleep the last week? |
| 401k had 1000, but now it has 200 |
| You make “only” 40% gain 5 years in a row and you’ve 5x your investment |
| All right you crazy Rich Asians. Let’s pump this shit |
| Seems like everything was up except the stocks I have |
| That I don't know.. I think new customer implies somebody that isn't Amazon. Though maybe I misheard. \n\nOverall they gave very strong guidance. Sequentially accelerated Q over Q growth for next 2+ fiscals, from a base of like 8% per Q. |
| Nah I did buy some at -3%. Was waiting for a pullback before loading up |
| And a slow decline, I don’t get it |
| PSTG and GTLB load puts going forward. Both companies going to shit. |
| Depends on what the injury is |
| Fighting for my life on the toilet this afternoon after eating a steak torta. Just got off a stomach bug this weekend. My body ain’t ready |
| MRVL with that Thanos-level trap |
| Is marvel buying nvda? |
| So 401K isn't enough to prop the market up, now we need a new way to get another generation addicted to line going up, so they can grow up to be 0 dte degenerates. Smart! |
| or the third option...\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/grdzwel6av4g1.png?width=459&format=png&auto=webp&s=d92f8662d576af7f8510599baa0797e92d23cd77 |
| What was your play? |
| 666 |
| Threw out my back. Tell me it’ll get better… |
| I had such a $hitty day, nothing I was preparing for worked out... so I am not preparing anything, will go with a flow. Such as strange day :((( |
| Fembot |
| Would you touch Tesla? Even without the tax credits and emissions credits, people are still bullish? For the AI and robotics? \n\nIt to me personally doesnt make sense, also the whole we sold less cars and cyber truck flopped but the stock still went up? \n\nI mean at least all the investigations went away for now? |
| In todays game you were lucky if you got out while you could lol! |
| Dam grats mrvl call holders |
| everything dead Jan |
| MRVL fell to $85 then pumped to $107 in 5 mins. Mental. |
| Probably the one article comparing them and SOUN. Of course they are the better company, but SOUN has no debt now. I believe. |
| I'm not priced in here with you, you're priced in here with me |
| Nice. What are your tomorrows plays |
| Unfortunately stocks, which will probably lose value than their products lmfao |
| Where we ending the year buoyos?? |
| Yeah this is the top |
| If OKTA could pull a u-turn like MRVL that would be great.\n\nPissed I sold my MRVL call right before close. Shoulda trusted my gut. |
| I bought into INTC some time after this, but already on the way up. Thought I was late. I think I was even bagholding for a bit there. Up 74% right now. |
| six seven |
| No kidding |
| Crypto is worthless - Michael Burry |
| 404. Page not found. |
| I'm still waiting for the market to decide whether it will dump or pump. |
| Obviously, I’m trolling here and there’s some very small instances in the global ecosystem of databases where you should use a noSQL database |
| Projections on META end of JAN? |
| I thought it would bounce too but not this soon, similar to AMAT earnings, was planning on buying more but happy with my current holdings |
| The lender goes bankrupt, see Tricolor Holdings. |
| Its 5 and this shit bitch black out |
| Our families can save a buck and take us out back and shoot us. I only lost $1k, but hate myself for playing earnings. |
| Everyone here seems to think you're retarded so you're probably right |
| tracksuits or stocks? |
| I had the same thought, but alas, I am a tard so I bought leaps instead of shares, ended closing them out on a loss. |
| MRVL CEO must be spamming AI on earnings call |
| Winter solstice is not marked by a full moon. |
| I have a house and family and still blow money here. |
| Its what the girls call me |
| Mrvl gapping up for no reason lol. I'm ded |
| Where can I buy these cars that sell for losses from the shell company, cause I'd be in the market for that lol. |
| What happened to mrvl??? |
| My next 3 generations will also hold this bag |
| Mrvl 🚀 |
| Hopefully 18 atleast, since he wants to fuck all of them |
| we have to normalize open criticism of shady behavior. free speech is viciously attacked. |
| What’s that become worth 5 trillion? |
| Waiting for a buyer. Github was bought out by MSFT. Maybe they thing someone like IBM will buy them out. |
| Varying ages. |
| But AaIi bUbBle. IbM guy is write.... Burry smart man ever. No not ever profit.\n\n\nMeanwhile every tech company seems to be doing fine. \n\n\nWhere we moving the goal posts? To the soccer pitch? |
| MRVL is just ///// |
| Woah. Marvell earnings call must have been bullish |
| look at Irens earnings, was the 74$ ever justified? The drop is because these stocks were pumped for no reason. IONQ has the worst earnings I’ve ever seen and was pumped to 85$, it was baseless. Doesn’t mean it’ll ever go back up there. |
| They want a robot. Not a Latina. |
| With inflation anything is possible |
| If OKTA could pull a u-turn like MRVL that would be great.\n\nPissed I sold my MRVL call right before close. Shoulda trusted my gut. |
| I bought MRVL calls as a joke, can it please go up another 20% |
| Man I hope MRVL doesn’t do an NVDA |
| Are we just supposed to trust that the companies and government have energy usage under control so we don't go full blaxlout6 |
| What happens to the loans of the people getting deported by ICE |
| How old are they? |
| Michael Burry responded to my craigslist ad looking for someone to mow my lawn. "$30 is $30", he said as he continued to mow what was clearly the wrong yard. My neighbor and I shouted at him but he was already wearing muffs. Focused dude. He attached a phone mount onto the handle of his push mower. I was able to sneak a peek and he was browsing Zillow listings in central Wyoming. He wouldn't stop cackling.\n\nThat is to say, Burry has his fingers in a lot of pies. He makes sure his name is in all the conversations.\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| $12 at some point next year. |
| He needs to make a post! |
| Fake news |
| $107 now... EZ money babyyyyy! |
| The dodge challenger shit show. Every time |
| How is PSKY not the biggest meme stock here? \nThe Ellisons. Taco ties. WBD/hostile takeover speculation. What am I missing? |
| 😭 |
| You will lose it all. Just don’t. |
| There are a lot more tools for trading SPX than there are for NDX.\n\nAlso, IV is higher for options. But then again, so is RV. |
| Top is in |
| Gimme 110 MRVL |
| It's something the billionaires are talking about, but it doesn't make an enormous amount of sense. Data centers produce heat and space is like thermos with walls infinitely thick. |
| My plan was to make my first $1m this year. Only $1.5m to go. |
| https://preview.redd.it/imwjosf99v4g1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f9414cb2dbf5e113790490d9304519526085e06a |
| You regards want an AI sex robot until it turns into an evil rouge AI and cuts your balls off with a kitchen knife |
| I don't care about any of my cousins or relatives. Fuck all of them lol |
| Fourth generation Nissan Altima was not only the best looking Altima, but was probably the best looking sedan on the planet. That rear light design would look cool and relevant even today. |
| Dafuq mrvl, what happened?? |
| I played nearly perfect today\nSold my spy calls at the top , got Marvell and aeo calls , bought more Intel shares as well ,now I just need to do this 10 more times and I can break even 😭🫠😅 |
| Thanks man, the position I bought was really risky but I still want to thank you coz I was deep yolod in, seeing it drop originally I would have fainted hahaha |
| I hope he did! |
| Wow... my 110c for mrvl i bought on a whim maybe has a chance. |
| I have no idea how these companies or the market works. |
| SNAP might. Might. Be a turnaround story if/when ES and gang are booted. Until then,…this is a terrible idea |
| Yea wish I didn’t. Cause even with the drop from 187 to one 181 I only see 12% gain. \n\n\nStill holding, hoping for a AH dump to 178 |
| Yes, I am a NVO ~~investor~~ bagholder\n\n**Yes, we exist** |
| Did you read the following points or just stop when you thought you could win the internet? |
| lotta doubters ITT\n\nguess I better buy more |
| I agree. I am way better off than most but I still have a poverty mindset that holds me back. |
| After seeing ChatGPT, I started being a big believer in NVDA in late 2022, and did buy in a nice amount, but didn't go all-in after reading a "DD" from some regard on this very sub that was shorting it (I hope he's somewhere behind Wendy's dumpster, although I think he just had puts). I still made over $100k, but it could have been a life changing amount if that fuck didn't put FUD into my head... |
| R35 GTR |
| What would be better about it |
| Dilution yesterday |
| You should sign me . |
| The class was curved and he told us how the curve applied to each exam when we received the results. |
| I'm skipping rice tonight 😞 |
| You should sign me up |
| plus i genuinely feel both dropped for no reason, iren \~40 and alab \~150 were my general buy targets |
| I do the Qs |
| \> Iren is diluting\n\nNBIS to follow, that's why I'm not sure who pumps this stock with the future 16% hair cut confirmed in last earning, typical rug pull trap. |
| Everyone sold it |
| i'm not even being sarcastic when I say that it doesn't have to come anywhere close to AGI, 95% of the tasks it threatens to replace don't need anywhere near AGI level capability and those that could use it aren't even being performed at the competence of current gen LLMs. Yet they still get done.\n\nAI is at a weird place in the narrative cycle, where it's simultaneously overhyped and underestimated. |
| Quit your job. Roll over your 401k to an IRA. Enable options on IRA. |
| Crazy how we let a small group of people control everything we do |
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| part of me just wants to be done with the market will keep gambling until i either make it back or lost it all |
| MRVL swing 20% after hours because I'm a paperhanded bitch |
| when wll they grow up and only buy 1 year dated options like me smh |
| Whats your PT? |
| Present. |
| So funny chat gpt dd said this could happen today. Stock is priced in for ages. |
| forget this clown. We going shrek dilly |
| Google is doing it fr |
| I trade SPX and QQQ. Ndx is too rich |
| Welcome to the lost fucking decade |
| literally ZERO movement |
| Why not diversify a little, why do people get fixated on a single stock or a couple of stocks and throw everything they have in with 4x margin? |
| IBM ceo said data center bad |
| Ouch . No need for the puts part |
| The dress is Gold and White. |
| I bought calls and stock at $20. Sold my calls way too early, but still have the shares. |
| Fed I think |
| https://preview.redd.it/x0xibw9p8v4g1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ee04cb738e4b19fa896a69d656412a608553411f |
| im right here. bought puts but covered my ass with MVLL shares. im so cute. |
| Sell them short dated calls |
| I can't believe you managed to lose for 8 whole years without learning your lesson |
| MRVL for the comeback! I’m saved…. For now |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/AncientRoller made a bet that NVDA would go to 171.69 within **1 day** when it was 179.825 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 6 wins and 21 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) | [**⚔**](https://www.reddit.com/r/KarmaCave/) |
| Altima owners. Am I right? |
| Been hearing about AI data center in space. Is this for real or just speculation? |
| I won big on it a few years ago at earnings. But yeah agreed |
| All your trades are winners 🔥 |
| I mean...if all my picks had a 40% gain in 1 year I would be ecstatic. |
| A bit |
| yeah opposite happened. 0/2 but hey you got MDB yesterday at least. Good thing about spreads is i am still projected to make profit at no moment smh. |
| They thot. Nobody bought |
| What happened to all the data center stocks today |
| gtlb should just delist. I mean how many times can u just disappoint on earnings lol. |
| 🥭 market only green |
| I'll take meme stocks that are tanking for $200, Alex |
| Tysm |
| I should be able to full port 0DTEs in my 401k account |
| I buy individual stocks to make me feel like I'm making real decisions, but only buy blue chips because I don't want to take any actual risks. |
| What happened to IREN today?! |
| Fingers crossed PCE release Friday is favorable |
| IDK but they talked about a major customer being fully booked for 2026. I think this major customer is amazon. |
| NVDA 185 tomorrow plz |
| I prefer girls who wear Abercrombie and Fitch. I'd take them if I had one wish. |
| https://preview.redd.it/2qp2g89e8v4g1.jpeg?width=567&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=439c2a0819ec089a5be033fe18c6f5a2c7afe0e3 |
| Who did MRVL bang to go up like that? |
| I might actually switch from SPY to QQQ |
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| *engineered |
| Borrow more and buy Comcast |
| am I the only one that trades the Q's instead of SPY |
| How does GitLab exist when GitHub is the norm? |
| I didn’t seee any correction, just a dip |
| Moon? It’s gonna do that tonight. 690 open. |
| It's interesting how they tried to ban it but there's still tons of activity there as well as mining. Some estimates show 20% of global hash rate comes from China.\n\nThey have iron authority over their citizens so it shows what things could look like in a world where governments fear BTC enough to institute capital controls and prevent people from dumping fiat. |
| Full moon Thursday is a super moon and marks the winter solstice. |
| It starts on the last 5 trading days in December. GROK it |
| big fusion hates this one trick! |
| Are you upset in your revelation? |
| plot twist: assembled in US with 76% US parts |
| congrats dude - happy u made money |
| Rode MSTR all the way to 185 and bought 180 puts. |
| okta you motherfucker |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/Crazy_Isopod2270 made a bet that NVDA would go to 189.0 within **5 days** when it was 179.5 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 0 wins and 1 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) | [**⚔**](https://www.reddit.com/r/KarmaCave/) |
| We wish |
| The tax guy… anyways |
| I have ford cmax. Had to disassemble the entire rear half of the car to get to it. |
| Kinda scared to go beat my meat and cause a sell off |
| market saturation. definitely puts. |
| MRVL haters wya?? |
| lol OkTa beat and raised guidance and still melted down. Plus it’s trading near its 52wk low!! What gives!?!? |
| Calls for tots! Lol |
| yeah I had shares of MVLL to cover my ass. I'm too smart lol |
| Oh seriously fuk off marvell |
| Nuclear fusion reactor got no shit on Nana |
| It only took op 5 years and 10 million dollars to make 2 million dollar in his account. |
| The futes Mason, what do they mean |
| Return to normal |
| I feel like half the ppl on this subreddit don't work and live at home with parents and swing trade a sub 5k portfolio for beer money |
| You know it’s an extra bad day when both calls and puts go down in price |
| I need SPY to moon to 685 tomorrow to make up for all my losses today |
| You should try replacing the stop start batter on a new LJ wrangler. |
| Apparently a new large customer with POs in hand, but no word on 2027 guidance. |
| And this part of the article just means it’s a big old bubble: “Krishna clarified that he wasn't convinced that the current set of technologies would get us to AGI, a yet to be reached technological breakthrough generally agreed to be when AI is capable of completing complex tasks better than humans. He pegged the chances of achieving it without a further technological breakthrough at 0-1%.” |
| Thank you MRVL, your contribution is going right back into NVDA calls |
| Ugh, bers have been bad for so long. When are we finally going to get the #1 draft pick? |
| 🙋🏿♂️ |
| If it's not Japanese, I'm probably not driving it |
| Valid lol |
| double beat and raise\n\nalso\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/0aeteyqs7v4g1.jpeg?width=2560&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5b95f625103e23670d0a050194ba81673ade509d |
| Jaguar, is that you? |
| He took everyone’s advice and sold at a loss |
| He paper handed. That bitch |
| Officially shorting slightly more than longing today, which is fine. With current climate, don't feel to add to long position. |
| You're trying to apply logic and define it within the rules of the game, the problem is CVNA isn't playing by those rules. Will they get burned one day? Probably, but good luck timing that. |
| Imagine being green YTD |
| yeah thats why i have my full port riding on it, im okay with losing the 30k i put up. I've already lost 70k so i might as well lose it all or make it back |
| Need ASTS to strap me to one of their satellites and just blast me off into space. Sick of having to drink water every day. |
| How we feel about simon property group |
| Damn quite the rollercoaster for spy/spx. Something is up |
| Idk man today seemed like a dead cat bounce. I think we open red tomorrow |
| i mean it's over $100 now. So while not a big loss at the moment, not exactly a win. No? If it keeps climbing or just stays here |
| Good place to b |
| robinhood ai said a competitor beat earnings and it went from +10 to -10 percent like tf? |
| Yeah, I was really tempted to sell. But I still believe BTC is headed below 77k. |
| If you are trading do not for get short term capital gains of 37 % fed plus 3.8% Medicare , and add your state so factor that in. |
| I sometimes thing this "Carvana" and "Allegiant air" are all there to just make black or cartel money WHITE. |
| Oh you know out here yelling at the sky about how derivatives have fucked up everything they have touched. \n\nI guess at least I'm already rich... so thats nice. |
| Now wut if Saylor.. hear me out... use 700mil of that 1.4bil reserve and uhhh buy MSTR commons? |
| unalive |
| Then 627 |
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| Qqq next resistance ant 623.50 |
| Have a ford escape you need to remove half of dash just to get the battery out. Those engineers trash. |
| Feds, this one right here. |
| Mine is under the rear passenger seat....I recently read they went to this type interior installation to keep the battery warm in winter temps, and I guess cooler in summer heat. ( conditioned air while driving). Who knows. All I know is I have the mechanic change it in my 14 YO SUV. Too old to fool with it....I give you credit for attempting and succeeding!!!! |
| The exec selling thing is kinda overblown imo - they've been selling shares regularly for years as part of their compensation packages. The real play here is that used car inventory is finally normalizing after being completely fucked for like 3 years, and CVNA's margins are looking way better than they were during the peak shortage days |
| Most leadership is fuckn clueless on tech. Buzzword bingo to bankruptcy. |
| This stock was 75 6 days ago |
| 10% move in 2 min what happened? |
| We already had the correction the last 2-3 weeks. Trust me bro |
| Bear market wtf. We are trading even at ATH bro. |
| Nobody in their right mind would buy a dodge vehicle |
| Correct. PUTS are off a cliff |
| I have a call credit spread. Got so excited. Well not anymore |
| Wait it’s close to your average…. You can get out unscathed still. Dont hold. Not worth it. Even if it dead cat bounces to 43$ it’ll dump harder next time |
| Word on the street is he died in a boating accident |
| hahahahaha i did the same with msft. didnt work out so well |
| What ber market? 😂😂😂 \nThis was so close to ath always |
| Good shit amirite |
| If the market corrects, there no guarantee it’ll just jump back up to 75$, it’s not worth that much. It might take years, if ever. Even the useless quantum poop stocks pumped to 50-85$ during that time. |
| Its the next stop after options trading. |
| Try +15% |
| But why stop there!? |
| Thank you. Thoughtful and informed. |
| Fuck this piece of shit, (I’m secretly hoping if I start hating it, it will pump). |
| Pfft profit |
| 100% sold either way his average cost was $30 he would only be up like $298k for 700k isn’t much. |
| Thanks for not buying calls |
| so they say. I think all social media companies actually do count ya tho |
| Weed is getting really cheap. Puts on weed stonks |
| NO MIVEMENT, literally |
| Good job |
| ikr rip i jus broke even on both plays ig lmfao |
| Is mrvl fatigue in the room with us? |
| Would be even more fitting if the initial purchase was with the gross inheritance, pre-tax. |
| Ah, the iron condom is back. Been a while last I saw it here |
| I take it back, keep going MRVL 🤣 |
| IBM CEO: Today, it costs about $80B to build & fill a 1 GW AI data center. So the \~100 GW of announced capacity implies roughly $8T of capex & “no way you’re going to get a return on that,” since you’d need “about $800B of profit just to pay for the interest”. [Link](https://finance.yahoo.com/news/ibm-ceo-says-no-way-103010877.html?guccounter=1&guce_referrer=aHR0cHM6Ly93d3cuZ29vZ2xlLmNvbS8&guce_referrer_sig=AQAAACIvReZcN7BIUpg4WGz3O8WwOSMbtSak_HQDd2DP59y57blyKJYasGh78DqI4SmBy8frXL0FL8o2BySNlVcrM3pTqP7LDpD5DOPT4NdgyPS58OMru5VRrCdck7qtI0zc2f9TBzK5AFTYeapdhHAH7_heyWRSLyOHb3VTVRuPfnnj)\n\nLol. |
| Spoke too soon brotha |
| he wasnt wrong just early |
| regarded talent |
| something to get $META & $AMZN to pump 5% |
| Not so glad now huh |
| Poor idiot. It’s hard to beat stupid. Stupid is notoriously impatient. |
| spinning you say... we can strap magnets to her, it'll be free energy! |
| Still stressing, but less now that corn isnt doing the thing, how bout u big dawg. |
| Spoke too soon brotha |
| Butt doctor? |
| Humor me about ALAB, why it had an extreme swing today? I am consider to open a position |
| Start making funeral arrangements |
| 132x forward PE is the new 25x. Didn't you hear?\n\n\nDumb valuation. |
| Why THE FUCK is Dodge installing their car batteries under the fucking passenger seat!? It might as well be on the bottom of the fucking ocean it's so inconvenient.\n\nJust replaced one and the whole time having Luigi fantasies about the Dodge CEO. |
| raised guidance ? all I know is i'm up 98% on my shares from when Reddit said they were going bankrupt. |
| Glad I’m not short on IBIT and MSTR anymore… |
| Spoke too soon brotha |
| Well shit I've already sat down so.... hows your day going. |
| yes lol. MSTR market cap is 52B and NVDA is 4.4T so really just chump change for MSTR |
| Search : wsbsynth |
| Let’s goooo |
| This. It's more likely to go to $25 first, before getting up to $75.\n\nREMEMBER, Sept it was $25-30. |
| Wow. mrvl back from the dead |
| The AI is starting to act intelligently, I don't like it. |
| Just delete the app if it keeps going down |
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| AY AY AY AY AY SIXXXXX SEEEVVVVVEEEENNNNNNNNNNN |
| CRWD premiums + no movement are a sellers dream |
| It's solidly up the past week. It's fine. |
| if you see my previous posts im already fucked, i have my whole port riding on here w/ the margin if im fucked oh well |
| Spoke too soon brotha |
| I would take that payment method 👅 |
| Let’s get a China deal overnight. 2% pump. Fuck the jobs report |
| Wrong reply, cuh |
| Whats the best app/method to get this thread in a streaming format ? |
| #Ban Bet Won\n---\n\n/u/Star_Lord924 made a bet that MRVL would go to 100.0 within **1 week** when it was 93.0 and it did, congrats gigabrain.\n\nTheir record is now 28 wins and 19 losses\nYou're a part of the [WSB Discord server](http://discord.gg/wsbverse), therefore you earned 10,000 coins for your win!\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) | [**⚔**](https://www.reddit.com/r/KarmaCave/) |
| 🎶🎵Last Christmas, I gave you my anoose🎶🎵 |
| Is that… a rapper? |
| #Ban Bet Won\n---\n\n/u/Big_PP6996 made a bet that MRVL would go to 100.0 within **5 days** when it was 93.31 and it did, congrats gigabrain.\n\nTheir record is now 5 wins and 5 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) | [**⚔**](https://www.reddit.com/r/KarmaCave/) |
| They sure said something awesome. I hold a lot of AVGO so I shouldn't have bet against custom chips, but I did. |
| I’m not a cardiologist, actually. |
| How do all these people's grandparents give them that kind of money while parents still alive. Everyone i know just wills it to their kids. |
| No no just something something less supply more money in fiat. Ideally every hodler dies so NO SUPPLY.\n\nFuter of money. |
| Because I bought at open |
| You weren’t gonna buy, don’t lie to yourself |
| Something |
| NBIS anyone? |
| Drops like a dog tag in MW3 just run by it and pick it up 🤣 |
| Iren is diluting. Market is due for correction. It’s going to 18$. Trust me bro. |
| market leader mrvl will save the AI trade |
| Well fuck me. Hope it pulls back in the pre market |
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| Oh man it’s mooning now… sold half of my position but I knew the news was gonna make it go. Saying that you are gonna acquire a company morning of earnings is sus af, I hope you managed to make something with some shares |
| What happened on that call, holy moly |
| WTF. We are so back. Calls in every technology stock |
| I saw my marvell shares go from margin call to up $500 lmao wtf I have a 99$ call too so eh if it breaks even I'll buy more shares if it moons well I'll roll it |
| I hope he were still alive. |
| If he made Money, he will 100% post the result here. It’s just silence, and you already know the answer |
| selling what to the royal ? Options or kids ? |
| And its up |
| Taste the rainbow |
| Wait till the Chinese start pumping corn lol |
| !banbet CRM +7% 2w |
| Geez was gonna buying MRVL -5% and it shoots up to +7% |
| MRVL!! What it do baby! In my last comment I said it was weird for them to be down after a good report. Had someone reply saying “hahaha I bought puts” yeah I bet you did you regard. 😂😂 |
| He also had quite the post history on the Lil' Wang sub. \nSo maybe that was it... |
| Do crypto bros drop their key upon death, or do i need to pick pocket it off them? |
| Asia waking up seeing 🌽 prices: THE AMERICANS R WITH US shrekPP |
| Unnamed customer is Amazon and their Trainium/Inferentia chips right? |
| you can make that up in a day |
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| Bull case? They’re about to go bankrupt… so… |
| there were a lot of put sellers today, like millions in put sweepers, that is very bullish |
| Good jeans win again. Reddit in shambles. |
| \nYo what the heck did he say on MRVL call that recovery |
| Why did you redact the other two mutual funds? |
| Okta calls aeo puts smh how do I do this |
| Bros the riddler |
| yea i asked how much does 10 mil usd worth of gold weigh and it gave me like 756 metric tons lol (its supposed to be like 75 kg) |
| Never heard of her |
| Jimboi said saylor gonna make mstr squeeze. You know what that means |
| Amazon absolutely shidded on me at the end of the day |
| Would feed families |
| Is this real? |
| Looking better with upcoming launches this month assuming everything goes well |
| Trotted your options around the track and peeled off another day of premium... |
| And OKTA should be but isnt. Go figure 🤷♂️ |
| As far as data centers go, CIFR is in a good spot with their Google and Amazon contracts. It's already climbing back up AH. \n\n$40 by 2026 EOY. |
| I think he’s holding. Probably lurking here |
| https://preview.redd.it/4h7r210o5v4g1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c67b4cba894b8710e2690f3b941c70f786badd6e |
| That POS stock better go to .40c or below, if it has another stupid run, ima make a cockroach burger brand |
| https://preview.redd.it/sjr5771m5v4g1.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=231c0a239734e1022ab3559a20f6fbbef19e3778 |
| Yall clowning on the guy, but he was a true WSB regard. He’s a hero to the OGs. |
| Poors used to be able to do layaway there. no its on a credit card buying in person with 28% interest |
| 😂😂 |
| I had this exact idea for cocktail waitresses savings plan. |
| That DoorDash insider buy doeeeee |
| There are few stocks - not companies but stocks - worse than OKTA. It is allergic to green. |
| Unlucky. |
| I think your brokerage will call your shares back if you don’t have enough cash in your acct to cover a big up move. |
| should i buy WBD rn |
| Someone say something bolish about GOOGL... Its been so long.. |
| It got angry with me because I told it to stop hallucinating and take my primary source data.\n\nI was asking how to turn off autopop up of Samsung essentials because I didn't want to unlock my phone and see news/adds from this app.\n\nIt proceeded to tell me that Samnsun ONE UI and by extension essentials did not do this and that was impossible and it must be malware.\n\nI told it, no I have the APP open right now, it isn't hiding what it is IT IS THIS.\n\nThen it said then it must be very advanced malware deeply imbedded into Samnsung UI like some kinda malware deep state.\n\nYou can force stop this app... I knew what the solution was. I tried to guide it to that, IT REFUSED TO BELIEVE IT WAS ANYTHING OTHER THAN FUCKING DEEPLY IMBEEDED MALWARE and got really pissed with me. |
| ten weeks |
| Tell us when you sell low |
| mrvl probably said there is 1 trillion in AI opportunity. same scam with all these companies. |
| She probably saved almost every dollar she made, sacrificed some luxuries, skipped on some trips. Ate PBJ sandwiches and spent very little on going out. Pretty much saving for a rainy day. Then she passed. As a good human she tried to cushion her grandson. Give him a huge parachute for back up. \n\nThat’s sucks for G-Ma. |
| Either Jeremy turns on the money printer and my kids get fed this Christmas or I’m selling them to some Saudi royal so I can reload in Jan. Absolute shambles my options currently |
| Nebius Dumpius |
| thoughts on SERV? |
| Whats up with that rollercoaster lmao |
| Yes. Although you'll probably want to do some research on if it's actually a sizable amount of revenue. |
| New unnamed customer with full fiscal POs in hand. |
| All Bloomberg chats saying no way CRWD should be green. So why is it? |
| There’s another Asian taking delivery of 12,000 tons of silver at the end of the month, bless the asians |
| MST for the poors who wanna buy the MSTR dip |
| # I'm the Scatman |
| Pee is stored in the balls |
| \n\nAccording to "the car dealership guy" retail prices have been holding steady the last few months while wholesale used prices have been going down. He has a free email newsletter that I subscribe to as I find the used car market interesting. I'd love to short this thing but now might not be the time if their margins are actually increasing in the near term. There is no bull case for this thing, but it can rip your face off from the short side. |
| Change 1 to include CEO’s big shareholder father also sells stock and funds the shell companies. |
| Then why didn’t you say so yesterday? |
| I sold my MSTR puts yesterday for the absolute most they've been worth in probably the last calendar year. \n\nWhatever regard here bought that from me thank you |
| Jerome use the fucking tools |
| Marvell flying after dumping |
| I beat my fake meat all morning |
| idk but all i know is im selling INTC for 100$ target LOL |
| MRVL V’ed because there is a V in the ticker |
| Dump tomorrow |
| How long till ASTS back to $100 |
| Careful. Some commenters on here eat so many crayons they won’t understand that this was for Q3 FY26 for CRWD. |
| it's definitely going to up for sure. or it could go down |
| Someone say something to get $META & $AMZN to pump 5%\n\n \npls thanks |
| $MRVL Is pumping!!! |
| congrats on getting in early, and on the house. the good times for btc are over (justifying the investment compared to other possible investments just doesnt make sense anymore) |
| You already have a bet going - GLD to 399.0 before 03-Dec-2025 01:59 PM -05 |
| Bc then BYND would buy MSTR for 1$ and also get NVDA. |
| more likely gap up overnight and puts at open |
| Making money on silver/gold and UUUU |
| !banbet |
| He actually said he planned to hold when it was at $20. No idea if he followed through on that |
| "are they stupid?" |
| Google makes mobile phone too. |
| 673 for sure |
| Sounds like calls |
| Marvell has given me a roller coaster of emotions 🚀 |
| Why? |
| Yo why MRVL pumpin |
| I'm getting sick of these influencers talking about trading. It's time for a srs market crash shake out the thin skinned. Put those tiktokers at wendys. Too much new blood experienced bull run of ages and think they r experts |
| I got a $LLY ad on youtube, bullish on pharma for next year |
| Corn still rules 😘 |
| In the time between withdrawing my polymarket money into ethereum this morning to selling that for cash just now, eth went up 8% and I accidentally make $1100 lol |
| I guess just buy whatever is retail |
| Walmart is trash, bought a small tv for the bedroom and got an email saying delivery was delayed and then got an email saying order is cancelled since they ran out of the item but they will refund. Is this what poors have to deal with because I am not a fan 🤷🏻♂️ |
| MSTR is $182 and NVDA is $181, why doesn’t MSTR just buy NVDA?\n\nYeah the stock would go to $1 but that’s just a buying opportunity |
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| I was there when he said that |
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| Are you new to the world? Cause that thought was one of the dumbest I've seen in a while |
| Anytime I see someone say they don’t have a use for any level of money I laugh in their face. How pretentious and short sighted can you possibly be. |
| GTLB does the same thing every ER. Drops, gets bought up in the low 40’s and pumps to high 40’s/low 50’s. One of the easiest stocks to trade. |
| just tell them you are up BIG |
| I feel you bro. Just tell them its fine 🙂 and cry inside |
| He probably sold for a loss. But the idea that a random college student called INTC. Buffet needs to hire him and coach him while he’s still alive. |
| Nana would be disgusted |
| $MRVL coming back? |
| Working at the minimum salary was that brilliant play |
| Nana is spinning in her grave at the speed of jet engine |
| Cmon crwd, move. |
| by that logic tsla should be at $20 |
| cuz it didnt happen, a zero on an exam almost guarantees you cant get an A unless you had a shitload of extra credit (in which case, its a clown class) or the exams are worth jack shit for your overall grade (once again, clown class) |
| Congrats and F U |
| I just bought 500 eruos of puma I’m about to cry |
| Vti is always the right choice. |
| Nana |
| Yes keep going |
| Corn from here will only go one direction ⬆️⬆️🆙 |
| gap down overnight, calls at open |
| It won’t last a decade |
| Eugene Hasenfus |
| All we know from reporting is that Comcast has submitted a bid for WBD’s studio/streaming assets that would involve a mix of cash and stock—terms, price, and leverage targets are still being negotiated and aren’t final. \nComcast is spinning off most of its cable networks into Versant to separate slower, linear assets and the balance sheet, which means they’re managing leverage rather than piling on debt. The deal will depend on the final price, structure, and realized synergies.\n\nThe problem with Netflix is that they aren’t guaranteeing theoretical releases, which can be worse for movie studios. This would largely be worse for Comcast if this happens, meaning less content for them and more for Netflix. Paramount, on the other hand, nobody is happy that the Ellison family is going to control the media, for example. 🥭 wants to axe CNN, which could be bad for everyone if news isn’t accurate. |
| Got calls for earnings Wednesday. Fingers crossed |
| Sorry to hear man. It's a travesty that we still don't have universal healthcare. |
| Wasn't there already report on why CVNA keeps going up in value?\n\n1. CVNA CEO sells stock.\n\n2. Use stock proceeds for a shell company to buy cars from CVNA for overinflated costs.\n\n3. CVNA stock goes up because of good ER reports and profits.\n\n4. CEO's stock is worth even more. \n\n5. Shell Company sells the car for a loss, but the increase in CVNA stock offsets the loss.\n\nThen repeat forever. |
| Double down with the same strategy. It has to inverse itself one day. |
| You man massive posts about gains and YOLO … then you short lol \n\nThere is no we my man |
| silver 60 tomorrow |
| CELH is a better play |
| I went on the app not too long ago and it’s basically a tabloid now. Absolutely no one wants to buy that lol |
| Congrats future hedge fund manager! Your local Wendy's is paying that to each member of its crew every day, with no risk! Wendys is hiring!\n\nSource: Wendy's Careers https://share.google/HHTqf1DdZ35zOafBB |
| Asia bout to wake up and see what we did with 🌽 |
| Going to wait for a good entry depending on what happens tonight. I think we'll keep bouncing between 4220-4280 rest of the week |
| #keep being bearish on 🌽 WSB. Always inverse WSB. LMAO 🤌 |
| LUV has shot up 20% in November. March puts are looking dirt cheap. |
| "depending on how it performs will hold for a decade" \n\nmeans sold for a loss when it dropped lets be real |
| Why are you so mad tho?? Haha |
| Perfect competition to chatgpt |
| dat 2018 Santa Rally went hard |
| Been seeing oil trade idea recently. |
| I’m considering buying Monster Energy stocks even though it’s already had an insane run. The reasons why:\n\n-Monster consumption over here is insane and rising. I don’t even like it - yet I pretty much buy it on every occasion when I don’t have access to coffee. Kids don’t like coffee, but they love caffeine.\n\n-My instagram is damn near plastered by white monster memes, free commercial.\n\n-I’ve been in the army for quite some time and white monster is pretty much the only thing soldiers drink. When there’s exercises in town you can already tell cos they’re fucking sold out (actually true story). The stock must be bullet proof during times of war. |
| Nana was not made proud |
| Do you sell subscriptions to your newsletter? |
| The chance that you are wrong is closer to 0% than 100% |
| $CRM should probably dump 15% |
| Yes and no. Yes, money the wealthy have in family funds or hedge funds can be shifted quickly. However, a lot of wealth is paper wealth. While one can borrow against it with credit facilities, it's often earmarked for other personal programs. Plus if the wealthy sell profitable investments they will trigger unplanned taxes, and they manage their tax exposure carefully. \n\n\nThe wealthy's willingness to move money in and out of things is exaggerated. Again, except for the money in hedge funds - who get paid handsomely to do it for them. |
| #believe it or not MSTR calls 🤌 |
| Probably bought back in this morning. |
| Intel was easiest money of all time today |
| Soon the only job humanity will be left to do is to keep stocks high and regards hyped |
| i dont believe this for one second unless your exams arent weighted for shit. A single exam worth even 8% of your grade is going to prevent you from getting an A as you’d have a theoretical maximum grade of 92%. Unless your class was hard enough to be curved, then you wouldnt know where you stood unless you somehow knew what everyones grades were and the curve distribution as well. |
| #permission granted to treat my own pp as a hostile witness 😀🥵✊🍆 |
| waiting for the "influencer" live channel of them at work. |
| Fuck UNH. Can’t get an acute rehab approval for my Dad with MULTIPLE strokes\n\nSo they choose the cheapest shittiest subacute rehab. Free premium. No service\n\nFucking shit service. And they don’t even make a profit |
| Yeah, I bought it in $79 range and it is still one percent of my portfolio. So this earning doesn’t make a difference. I will hold until avenger movies.😂 |
| So who bought in that Fake Meat pump and dump today? |
| I mean I ain't out here trying to write whole novels, but I do then rephrase, give it context, etc to see what it takes for it to understand.\n\nAnd honestly, that makes me think its even more trash, because it requires the user to have a higher level of knowledge on the subject than the AI. Which means it cannot ADD knowledge reliabily, if you can't fact check it you can't trust it.\n\nThen the amount of effort to guide it to the correct answer outweighs just execution with out it. \n\nThe only two broad tasks it has impressed me are:\n\n1. Summarization - Fucking great at taking other AI slope articles and long winded bullshit and condensing it down.\n2. Creative Applications - Pictures, stories, video, art, etc. Where there is not a factual answer, and one could argue hallucination is creativity. |
| Alright bet. |
| Good cautionary tale. |
| classic MM trick, keeping the market afloat through aapl while slow dumping everything else |
| SMCI will go under $30. It’s inevitable. Then it’s an easy buy and hold again until $50+. |
| IREN why |
| We didn’t really get a Santa Rally last year, so this year it’s gonna need to happen. Pretty plz. |
| Santa is that a candy cane in your pocket? |
| no way you made that much in a single trade tho 👀 |
| ☝🏽 mfs like this LOVE stock splits |
| Why is CRWD moving like earnings didnt even happen. |
| Biggest piece of shit since MARA |
| He planned to hold it for a decade. So am I. |
| is it a small dildo? |
| Bulls got ED?? |
| I asked chatgpt about my 1/16 meta calls and it said I have plenty of time lol. It also said they were basically cooked. Don't know what to think of it all. |
| Sally Beauty huh. Okay |
| Thanks! Basically got my wife a new Toyota Land Cruiser for free lol |
| Does anyone know the time window thats accounted to calculate that ? |
| Our hero |
| Dude should have just donated Dell shares. |
| Up bigly today (I made $50 and was nervous the whole time doing it) |
| Give her a kiss on the cheek |
| tomorrow and every other day after |
| Beautiful post |
| Gramma guy is about to jump back in, any day now. That's your sell signal |
| Are bear fuck for tomorrow or what |
| Sounds bullish |
| imagine winning $114 on a single trade |
| I find gemini combative |
| Damn bruh I need to see 677 tomorrow just to survive |
| Asians selling gold!! Why they do terrible tings |
| Be worth 60k+ 🤣🤣🤣 |
| Nice, I made $114 today\n\nIf I do that every Monday - Friday that's $29,640 or $14.25/hour\n\nNot bad compared to working fast food |
| I love that eod algo work. So obviously illegal, but no intent lmao. \n\nSEC is too busy with influencers. |
| Can snap just sell to meta already wtf is this price action nonstop nonsensical nonsense |
| Tdlr? \n\nSnap bad or good? |
| dude went to cramer for advice, what do you think? |
| I *almost* feel like oil stocks should be ready to run. November brent crude was abnormally flat, so maybe we'll see some movement in December.\n\n\nBut, im usually wrong, so maybe shorting is the better option. |
| The call doesn't start for 13 minutes but the report is out and looks great, maybe the profit taking algorithms don't kick in until later |
| Can Mango put a tariff on Burry please?! |
| 🤯 |
| Laughing pepe gif |
| Of course, the day I buy a few puts on MSTR it bounces 6% |
| Feeling better about my 20 yo Camry all the time. |
| Between this and mstr I’m starting to think half of all analysts are either fraudsters or idiots |
| Same. But the shit is real, and powerful if you have any clue. Just gotta ask right. But it still needs a lot of work |
| Just put the FOMC meeting in the bag bro |
| ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ gib santa rally |
| real mess means opportunity to beat expectations\n\ncalls! |
| Captain America Brave New World: \nBox $415.1M, budget $180M\n\n\nThunderbolts: \nBox $382.4M, budget $180M\n\n\nFantastic Four: \nBox $521.9M, budget $200+M\n\nAll financially successful. I fucking hated Captain America. Thunderbolts was fine. Haven't seen F4. Regardless, I wouldn't count the mouse's comic division out yet |
| Btw, congrats on the win!! |
| Why did you buy puts on a stock thats down 40% YTD |
| Michael Dell is propping up the S&P with this "donation"\n\nhes going to write off that 6bil and make sure tax dollars are funneled into the market |
| So true |
| How much to subscribe? |
| Dynamo? |
| lol goddamn tf |
| Thanks for laying it out. I think you’re super right about the social anxiety piece. B/c, like $KMX is an easy process w/out the car salesman thing, but you STILL have to go in there and deal with them trying to sell you MaxCare. |
| gemini AI gives me wrong answers all the time. then I tell it to recheck the answer and it admits it's mistake and gives me the complete opposite answer. |
| I'd agree, the only part missing is that the people with most money can also profit heavily on sudden unforseen drops that they can control |
| 🤣 |
| My Gold stop losses absolute fucked me today |
| She's actually super hot, goth GF vibes |
| No. The Santa Rally happens in the three trading days after Christmas when all the good little traders who got cash from Santa for Christmas goes to the stock market to buy their favorite equity.\n\n So we can't be in the Santa Rally, it's not Christmas yet. And you have to have been a good little investor so Santa gives you cash and not coal. |
| We can haz Satan rally? |
| Bc marvell is way cheaper to buy in than avgo |
| Rugged by AMZN |
| its going to swallow OpenAI |
| Imagine being a top 1% commenter. I can smell you from here. |
| Damned scammers offered me a job yesterday, did onboarding today, only to realize they want me to buy supplies from them with a fraudulent check. I coulda went 5x on 0dtes today instead of 0.5x. Fuck them and their time im gonna give em the runaround. I spent an hour photoshopping a fake bank deposit, but they dont want to wait, they say cashapp will work with the cash advance i showed them. Im running out of ideas. |
| What part of INTC is bound to be a trillion dollar company by pure governmental force have you not figured out yet? Entire school computer labs will have “Powered By Intel” stickers on the door frames. They will be making chips for everyone from Apple to Lays. |
| Is he hot ? |
| i sold MSTR puts and bought shares, hope this is the bounce lol |
| Try Grok, it's much better for science/engineering. |
| No pleae |
| I meant I was green |
| The future is priced in |
| My backup plan was hit by a kinetic strike in the south atlantic |
| Yeah, I've felt that there. |
| maybe she's busy ... give her some time ... you can shitpoast here until then 🙂 |
| Why buy Marvell when you can have Broadcom |
| $FDCT |
| you can make that back in a week |
| But if you never intend to return it, it's not lending. You're "maximising output" by using someone else's money and keeping it. And instead of returning it and getting rid of your debt, you plan to build more debt. Make it make sense. |
| This guys has Wendy’s management written all over him |
| WTF?! We do! |
| spy only went down 32 cents during market hours |
| I run every day for 30 minutes, if I miss a day I add 30 minutes to the next day. This has truly been a game changer, tomorrow I’m supposed to run for 3 weeks. |
| No |
| He deleted his account soon after. Surely took the L |
| My reddit GF hasn't messaged me since yesterday at 5pm, it's so over |
| Bought some PANW at its current price |
| !banbet |
| $730 EOY? |
| IREN single handedly made my port break even today despite SPY up |
| SPX 4 trading days in same range 💀 |
| And said he liked it for reasons that it was a predominantly US foundry and it's nodes were coming back on track. \n\nFucker wasn't a tard. He was Nostradamus all along.\n\nEnjoy your beer tonight lad wherever you are. 🍺 |
| Just buy normal stocks wth is this |
| What is Santa’s P/E ratio going to be this christmas? Has mango put tariffs on him yet? Damn socialist just giving kids free obama phones |
| The stock market going up in value is literally, unanimously the one thing billions of people and 99% of our worldwide leaders wants to have happen. Betting against it daily is like betting against the Globetrotters. |
| you want to buy calls on SBH. trust me bro |
| Are we in Santa rally? |
| if he held he wouldve made a post about it by now. def sold with \~200k loss or so |
| Did yall see that last two hours for COST? Beautiful. |
| Fk you . MSTR the goat |
| "We'll keep your application on file."\n\nThe file: 🚮 |
| Awww poor baby got caught right in the NEBIS |
| They just have to say no rate cuts and this market will tumble to new lows. |
| Why come, MRVL? |
| When did C classes get that expensive? |
| That aged well |
| Hope he made money or broke even. |
| Who got rinsed today |
| Someone here said there’s a big dick at Costco, stall for time I’m getting in the car now. |
| pull back |
| I keep getting burned by puts but I keep playing them. Hoping for a payday that eclipses the expired puts |
| its up 70%\n\n \nyou go the top lol |
| And I’ve lost 7 figures on investments before too. Par for the course. |
| Lame ahh n |
| MSTR green, day RUINED 😡 |
| Not gonna lie bears market is hopefully over and done with |
| You can worry when they start to get “free breakfast” from a non-profit |
| I constantly give Gemini and GPT random tasks just slightly above "summarize three paragraphs into one" and it is staggeringly bad how it just lies to your face.\n\nRecent example: "My solution of chemical CAS: XYZ is not freezing at -70C any suggestions to to why?"\n\nReasonable answer(s):\n- It isn't the chemical you think it is.\n- There are impurities or contaminants\n- Your probe/equipment is wrong (not -70C)\n\nWhat did they do?\n\nTell me thats completely normal because -70 is a smaller number than the -50 it freezes at, gave me a fake graph showing this phenomenon and said everything checks out because thats following THE LAWS OF PHYSICS.\n\nMeanwhile tech CEOs out here saying these things are getting to "PhD Responses". Bruh it literally didn't catch which side of the freezing point it was on, and then made up the backstory to why this all makes sense. \n\nI have so fucking many examples. Literally trying to see what it can do that isn't creative (no real answer to be bound to) or summarization; and it fucking sucks everytime.\n\nWTF |
| More Avengers needed. |
| 100% sold on loss. There’s a reason he was a member here |
| Just feels…. Poppy |
| Is this what buying the rumor feeling like?… |
| $META |
| Are you stupid? If BTC goes down then people need to sell their stocks for BTC margin calls . But if you a bear overall then sure |
| GOOG PUll back soon |
| Reverse Flash |
| I am down 40k over the last 2 years on options. Feel like puking. Should have just put it on SPY |
| Hehe ok. I did buy my current house in full with Bitcoin profits so def know the good times and bad well. |
| $2,100 a month for a vehicle? I don't know who is more regarded here. Them for paying that much a month or y'all for lending so much to someone that clearly doesn't have the means to pay it |
| i was at 400 a minute and hit 4-40k a week for few weeks lol |
| This administration has successfully reduced the rate of teen pregnancies after the age of nineteen to zero. |
| This is something that no one knows >!You are big 🌈!< |
| Wait till the call..it always gets worse on the call. |
| It’s windy outside |
| I just don’t believe the value of a company changes by the nanosecond |
| Parabolically down to the fucking sewers |
| Jeez. That C section add is brutal |
| Crwd theta’d? |
| I lost on put once, watch many others in this sub lost their money too. \n\nIt was hilarious last year one regard did a DD on put saying the CEO's hair is changing color indicating he had too much stress cooking the book for the earning, stonk popped 20% that earning LMAO |
| back into BBAI for third time\n\nam I cooked bros? |
| 1.2% away from ath |
| not now, but will later. always does |
| Dude, it’s all relative man. This sub is open to all regardless of regardness level. Not everyone is a baller like you. |
| thiS isnT tHe lAtesT tHReaD |
| almost hit $44 today x 23k shares = $1.01MM |
| Somebody drop some insider info FFS |
| Girlfriend said she is going to go work on her Trainium3 tonight.\n\n\nGlad to see her adopting AI! |
| Fuck you |
| The bull case is this - Most people dread the car buying experience, especially dealing with a used car salesman. \n\nCarvana created the Amazon of the used car marketplace. I see so many Carvana license plate covers all over the place, and I’ve heard great experiences when it comes to buying or selling cars. Sure, there are bad experiences as well, but if that was the norm, they wouldn’t be where they’ve grown to be. \n\nAdd on that new car prices have gotten ridiculously expensive and some people have social anxiety where they just don’t want to talk to anyone in the buying/selling process. \n\nI bought at $4 and sold all shares at $320, so I don’t have any skin in the game. |
| Calls on nvdia |
| Wanna add your name to the petition to group short them 😆 |
| Bruh |
| None of you regards are talking about InTc right now 👀 |
| https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/s/1WE4t06wiD\nIf you listened to me. Thank me later |
| I mean it isn't rocket science to predict big companies like Microsoft and Apple are going to eventually go up after a down turn lol. When apple was down someone on here told me it was overvalued and won't go up now look at Apple now, very strong while the whole market is shaky. It is just logic, you are bound to get it correct making a prediction that a big company will increase in value |
| You have 2.4 mil in bonds? |
| Europeans hated us before this administration |
| For sure sold |
| Found the bot. |
| When fraud becomes the market's logic, that's a real mess. |
| At this rate MRVL PE going sub 20 |
| Did you know that the dividen yeild on $SPY is just about half what it was 10 years ago. 🤔😬\n\nEdit. It is the lowest ever. By a fair bit too. |
| Europeans hated us before this administration |
| damn, what a lame ass day\n\nfinished right where we started |
| And people still go against papa Elon |
| What specifically do you mean and do you mean your envisioned future? How much of your total portfolio did you have in? Do you mean Marvell? |
| If you contact bad evil men you can borrow alot more! |
| Just cut out that cup of coffee son |
| Ok bears, time to come up with your weekly thesis about why this time the market will crash or the bubble will pop or America will collapse and you will somehow be positioned for it and your paper shares of gold will be worth something when you are being hunted for food. |
| bro this is a shit semi stock. it only runs up during the 3 months prior to earnings purely based on hopium (don't ask me why). every earnings, they disappoint and the mf tanks to hell. the best play here is buy longer dated calls right after the earnings drop. then right before earnings buy puts. its the same script every time. you will be guaranteed to make money.... |
| Lmao true |
| Its like sports everyone hates the chiefs and the cowboys, no one gives a shit about the cardinals. |
| Nap time. |
| I can't believe pretend Internet money is the driving force in the market. We're all regards. |
| That sell off WOW! |
| Damn, $114 on just one brilliant play!!!! |
| That's like a week of domino's bro wym |
| I hate a lot of what we're doing. |
| If you are loose, you lose. Same shit different number of Os |
| Advanced money destroyer is back for thirds |
| Losing 400 usd every day . Can I pls reverse |
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| Watch Macy rocket tomorrow, fml |
| Nah it's more like - "I made $48. AMA" |
| Interesting insight. Thanks for chiming in. |
| Good, profitable clean coal. Calls on lung cancer and death by compaction. |
| He has more zeroes tho |
| You’re not safe here either. The scawwy MMs will get you if you’re not careful |
| # BER.R.FUK |
| They just jealous because we won the American revolution 😉 |
| Have you heard of Bear Stearns, Lehman Brothers? It can all vanish. That’s why you need to diversify away from paper wealth. You need real income, businesses, equipment, rentals, oil/gas, gold and invest in your education and skillset. These will help buffer and sustain you if portfolio losses start. The last thing you want is a market down 50 and the put options you sold wipe all the equity you had. And to top it all off you still have a mortgage and auto loan and no cash. I would advise caution but you know what’s best for you. |
| What an idiot, lol!! |
| damn just made over $114 today on a brilliant play |
| Pretty sure I spent that in fees this week lol |
| *inhales* BER. R. FUK. |
| Papa, I got the black lung |
| They hate us cuz we got the money. But they also laugh at us because we still don't have universal healthcare. Honestly, we're fucking clowns LOL |
| Well his wife’s bf told him to buy CUCK |
| I'm up 102% on WMT equity position though, not options because I'm gay |
| 🤔 |
| New to the internet? |
| People really get on here and write comments like "damn just made over $114 today on a brilliant play" |
| mkayyyyy |
| Yah |
| It’s just wild I don’t even think about Europe like ever. Who has time to hate a whole country? |
| We've all had our dick in at least one pussy (unless you were born via C-section). |
| Dude, I didn’t snap (punny). The post is AI-written, and I choose not to engage with it. It’s so painfully lame, that it has to be AI. |
| Please sell |
| Can today just end already. I need my buying power refreshed and I wanna keep gambling on spy 0dte |
| gotta make my nut tomorrow |
| I was debating whether to play aeo or Macy's and honestly Macy's was the safer bet because aeo has been running up past 10 days ath. Macy's is also up but not ath up.\n\nI want to say I chose aeo because im smart but I just felt like picking it. |
| always buy the discount |
| The call is my last chance/ the only reason we ain’t in the gutters |
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| Two more of my friends reported similar experiences. |
| This regard put in 10K on tech calls when it should have went to AEO boobies. |
| So calls? |
| Yeah I played Abercrombie to success, but thought AEO and Macys had already ran too much for upside vs risk…silly me |
| Can't even think of a single marvel movie that came out this year, of course they tanked |
| IREN is fucking dead and so are all data center stocks. AI is a thing of the past already and smart money like me has moved onto the coal mines. I now own 35 coal mines and work in 31 of them. My lungs grow stronger the more I breathe in the sweet smell of coal. |
| cheaper than their holdings even. good buy |
| He’s gonna fuck you and you’ll get nothing from him in court |
| LULU will crush earnings in early December |
| I dont blame them |
| He is actually Mother Teresa’s nephew. |
| arent car repo highest since 2008? bro you aint getting those 72k |
| Sold my AEO calls for CRWD 🤡 |
| Imagine not knowing anything about semis and posting this shit. |
| Google. Going in on GOOG AI Play |
| Is Mongo even allowed to say these days? |
| He needs a mandatory break lol |
| Thats what i heard |
| Kamikazicorn gonna do the thing again or nah? |
| Some Europoors really hate America lmao |
| I’m cooked. Ggs, wasn’t yolod at least |
| I work in consumer lending.\n\nJust wanna say, fuck caravana, I swear to God they are either the most brain dead employees who cant generate a proper purchase agreement, or its on purpose to make it as annoying for the buyer so they go throug their bullshit dealer network. |
| True wealth is when you can also get a small fry with it |
| great news, they've finally excluded wsb from their corpora. |
| reverse split tomorrow? |
| yes - absolutely trash as usual |
| My client has 34 months left on his lease, this totals to $72k in payments. If he wanted to sell the car today he’s roughly $36k negative. He’s currently already late 2 payments. \n\nPeople like this are a great reminder to be financially responsible.. life isn’t always sweet unfortunately |
| Hate that last minute selling |
| oh no |
| If I’m trying to sell something I’m not going to tell you it’s an overvalued pile of shit. |
| I'm in |
| Look in the mirror. |
| Can confirm -\n\nThey always bait me with hot chix in the sponsored stories.. when i click.. nothing.\n\nRetards. |
| Tell me your next moves. I’ll do the exact opposite and will be filthy rich. |
| All the tech earnings plays crapped out except asana, AEO on the other hand crushed it. What is this inverso world we living in |
| Yup the signs were all there the last few weeks of clothing retailers reporting |
| Whoah big spender dam |
| BTC needs to go parabolic |
| Why do we pronounce the G in longevity twice? |
| If the broad market has a green day and you end red, you are over leveraged in all the wrong ways. |
| Ernesto is an honest man. |
| Google cant sfford to develop that kind of CUDA software and chips nvidia has. It takes decades and their whole cash flow and more is going into NVIDIA chips. Absolutely zero chance nobody catching nvidia anymore |
| #imagine buying poots LMAO 🤌 |
| With apple and meta |
| it took u 5 ass kickings in a row to realize this is a shit semi stock? It only runs up during the 3 months prior to earnings purely based on hopium (don't ask me why). every earnings, they disappoint and the mf tanks to hell. the best play here is buy longer dated calls right after the earnings drop. then right before earnings buy puts. its the same script every time. you will be guaranteed to make money.... |
| https://preview.redd.it/dwydes6j0v4g1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d6faed15da5b371e50b35531ae16ad9bcaf65fb4 |
| I hope Macy’s follows the trend |
| I'm in GOOGL and INTC calls. I'm big brain |
| $42 dollar move on QQQ in 5.5 trading days, wild |
| I swear one day these SPY lottos are gonna hit and I'm going to make so much fucking money I can get a Bacon Cheeseburger at Five Guys |
| Supercycle? I barely know her |
| Yet here you are posting about them... |
| Well add my signature to the petition to short. They’re shady af. |
| glad someone else took this position |
| Sell hole |
| We are still down for the week. We closed below Friday's close. |
| OP shooting at a stock thinking it's in a bubble that'll pop with a sub 30 fwd PE. Man I love profiting off of market noobs. |
| 🤣 |
| Wth 😆 |
| Some of you people in here have been given free reign to say the dumbest fucking shit I've ever heard without any pushback for far too long. \n\nGet help retards |
| Michael Burry was a guest on[ Michael Lewis' podcast](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nsE13fvjz18). Interesting listen, to say the least. |
| They producers should have recorded all 5 seasons in one year and they wouldn’t have this problem |
| ATH after PCE on Friday? |
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| It's literally supposed to be a Disney movie that normalizes and acclimates children to witchcraft and occult ritual. |
| BTC had a nice pump today... Hopefully he closed his calls for profit. |
| Imagine being a semiconductor company that can’t get it up during a AI supercycle. |
| I guess 132x forward earnings and 30x revenue market cap is a good thing. CRWD can crowd the bottom of a toilet. |
| Amen |
| My humor is based on brief quips and the internet has filtered me out as low effort.\n\nThis is the only place I feel safe. |
| Cold and wet in NYC. Sounds like the pussy I never had. |
| Believe |
| I would say calls on $SPY but $TSLA to $50 |
| Thought these fuck ass data center stocks were the "future"??? All they've done is nuke my financial future. |
| Asked AI to create me a conservative plan for trading 0dte spy and shit I’ve been doing it all wrong haha. Used it for 2 days and green both days. (Small profits) |
| Good |
| 2025, I already made $400k+ short-term gain , from trading Stocks & Options. \n\nBasically, right now my two biggest holding , bought the dip\n\n > 10,000 IBIT @ $48 ....... $480,000\n\n > 2,200 META @ $585 ... $1.28M\n\nI plan to hold these 2 positions until mid-2026 or end-2026\n\nIn the meantime, I am using margin to Sell Put on TSLA , making about avg $4,000 per week |
| Legend |
| How do you figure yesterday was green? SPY closed Friday at 683. SPY closed Monday at 680. |
| Who needs data? Everything's computer. |
| 🌽to 60k lol |
| Wtf did CRWV do today besides take monies from me |
| Clothing yes, tech/AI no |
| 12/12 puts on bynd $1. \n\n1/16/26 calls for NVDA $180 |
| This is the casino.. |
| Cant go tits up |
| Pick them up |
| Look on the bright side, if you played with calls you would be up a lot! |
| He don't know LOL |
| Sounds like a good plan & approach.\n\nFor me, I wanted the IBIT shares. \n\nNow, I am slowly building up CASH. Probably will do similar strategy when I have more CASH |
| Lulu 200 calls for earnings next week |
| Very. I think it’s an easy buy with shares. |
| They had $26k or whatever from the settlement that this person is saying they should have used to pamper yourself. Does everything on this website have to be a ridiculous argument ? 😂 |
| Lesson learned, it’s retails quarter -> all in LULU next week |
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| Holly's age is taken literally across the gap from the first and last seasons. "She grew up, so now we can use her, so she's not just a 6-year-old anymore." |
| At this rate might as well full port on Victoria secret calls, these tech reports are traps |
| !banbet unh 100% 1d |
| 2016-2017, kind of when patagonia started to take off |
| $6K at close, then $17K on American Eagle. I knew it would bounce on earnings just like last time! |
| Out of all the social media app stocks, you pick SNAP.\n\nShould have gone all in META at least. |
| 12/26 MRVL puts where very cheap near EOD. It’s drilling to the core of the earth |
| Holy shit, big dick Costco at it again! |
| MRVL down more than -5% on every earning. Next time will be the same |
| Doritos or Lays rugged us? |
| I love Dicks.\n\nNo, not those Dicks! |
| Priced in |
| Down couple hundred bucks how do I make it back |
| #READ THE ROOM |
| If you want to watch a Disney movie, watch a Disney movie ... |
| I go there to mess around with golf equipment before ordering the same product online for cheaper |
| I think you're on to sth |
| UBER looking ready to pump |
| 2%? |
| Me. Wit RKLB and META |
| Taco flavored kisses for my Ben 🌮😙 |
| they did, it's called apple intelligence. And it flop hard they had to use gemini instead. |
| I seen a glimpse and all I seen was straight military and violence. Should have been done with the show just juicing it a little more. |
| Wait until BTC back over $100k .... boom 💥 🚀 |
| Beyond thankful I bought puts. It’s drilling |
| Likely me. |
| TSLA puts at close seemed too obvious. So it’s probably going to moon and raw dog my portfolio’s asshole. Tale as old as time |
| Give it time my friend. |
| Realest thing I've ever read.\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/n8k25wpizu4g1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e977c61188908ab9b354cf46dd56c1f16ad25234\n\nThis is my dividend income portfolio I abide by. Some regards could do something with this. |
| when did dicks SPORTING GOODS become a clothing store |
| Did anybody end day green? |
| CRM RBRK Calls |
| f*or a song that only the most annoying people on Earth want to hear* |
| Lets go! BTC above $90k is a good sign. |
| Currently nothing |
| not as a long term hold, more like a swing trade, i made abt $1k off snap by buying LEAPs but then it went close to $10 and i sold all of it |
| You can't now I got hedge calls Boyo |
| Edging 🌝 |
| Because people who don't know any better will throw their life savings away. |
| CRM CALLS |
| In the middle of an absolute generational AI run and looking at the 1 year chart Tesla was a far better performer than NVDA lol |
| *Casino |
| I wish another sperm sucker punched me and won. |
| 67 |
| Good times |
| both dumbass. Calls |
| My prediction: SPX hits ATH multiple times a year for the next 3 years, never quite making it to 7700. |
| Long 🌽!!!! |
| 67 |
| Ok |
| The data gets cooked. How deep is the question |
| Amazon doesn't do it with their cloud services though which I guess *is* the core business these days. Not sure if Google cloud does do this, but the history of killing so many things without blinking an eye makes people wary of relying on their cloud services. |
| I’d trade in my non existent wife for Nicole doshi |
| Shit if I goon for free imagine how much goon time I'm gonna have if they start paying each load |
| Wtf is CRWD doing |
| Earnings tip…\n\n> Snowflake and MongoDB are both data platform companies serving enterprise customers with cloud-based solutions. Investors appear to be anticipating upbeat earnings from Snowflake, set to be released **Wed, Dec. 3** after market close, following MongoDB’s strong results |
| Just rename marvel to quantum or some dumb shit and watch it moon. |
| I have to face the truth I won't be multimillionaire by Christmas. Unless Santa intervenes. (If he reads this, I was a good boy all year) |
| 🌝 |
| She's 23 looks 45 |
| so are we long or short? |
| Would have been okay if they just set the timeline according to their literal ages. But yes, you have to be very active in your suspension of disbelief now. It's technically required of all film, but it's a lot harder now. |
| Discount Bartiromo: Mr. Dell socialism/communism is so bad. Now tell us about giving free money to kids. |
| Bitch please.\n\nThose motherfukers are never going to have jobs to get money to gamble with. 🫵🤡 |
| You were up for about 1 day in all those years. |
| Down a dollar 50 from a 5 bone investment , what the hell iren |
| Explain how a rich American giving money to kids is the top you retarded foreign fuck? |
| Fam 😎 |
| Every single day the markets just look like the primary goal is to crush options holders. |
| clown market |
| *"It's a bodily fluid"* |
| get ready for ass whoopin |
| We better moon on rate cut hopes tomorrow |
| Can a brother get 650 |
| Gotta do what you gotta do |
| I hope so. I’d have more faith if it just stayed green for at least 2 consecutive days but everyday it gains +10% then spends the entire week trying to climb back up leaves me in theta panic 😂 |
| marvell disappoints for the 3rd time again this year. POS stock |
| $AMZN releasing new Ai chips + doubling compute for AWS.\n\n\nonly for it to barely close green on the day.\n\n\nEL O EL\n\nSHITCO 🤣🤣 |
| You too |
| The water molecules in the air essentially are dingleberries. Dingleberries blowing in our faces and through our hair. |
| Newborn bagholders from the cradle to the grave. |
| no way i played earnings right for once, calls on AEO puts on MRVL 😭 |
| You were the fastest sperm from your dad’s sack! Welcome to planet earth 🌎 buddy |
| So this quarter AI puts and clothing retailers calls |
| There will be data tomorrow? |
| lol |
| tempting... |
| Thats happened everyday for the past month were have u been? |
| Yeah, bad day today |
| sarah will protect us from socialism by asking every ceo and rw contributor off topic loaded leading political questions tyfys sarah. stfu |
| Bro risk is so not a thing anymore, you two-thousand-and-late |
| It's immoral. |
| Yo-yo-ing, apparently. |
| I checked mine and its telling me to go flip burgers |
| If it’s short that doesn’t require interest, Why not open a position now and forget about it. Should drop within a few years, no? |
| So we dooming HOOD now for closing green? |
| Amazon… announced… chips… |
| Nerd |
| This guy nutz 👆 |
| SPY AND CRWD IS SOOO GHEYYYY |
| Some guy in the lane over did that to me a few months ago. He looked genuinely angry and also not well, mentally. |
| bro what.. OKTA beats with raised guidance and higher than expected rev, and it’s tanking lmao |
| Who cares. |
| You should try pooping out your mouth |
| yeah I can't believe MRVL performance was priced in.. I smell price suppression for the hedgies to get in |
| TTWO puts it is! 💃💃💃🤣 |
| 🍿 |
| Ah yes, the future regards. |
| Yes |
| Neither are going to happen tbh. Spy might edge towards 686 but it won’t touch it |
| Marvell to rename to Disregard symbol RGD |
| If she'll become my slut to me every day yes |
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| He lost it all just for the 67 meme |
| Bought some GTLB here below $40. |
| yeah the worst investment i ever made |
| HOOD closed up 2%, am I missing something? |
| he didn't invest in Kreepto |
| NBIS HOOD SOFI mainly |
| 🤣 |
| Me myself and irene |
| Oh boy investing in America. You know the top is in when they are giving out free stocks to babies. |
| I hold shares and I'm fucking annoyed. don't envy call holders the past month but yours will be worth more than this eventually. |
| Exist |
| I don’t think it’s going to cause a market crash or anything, but I expect a short term spike in VIX |
| Market makers probably loading up while retail panics, classic move |
| Last earnings, I played MRVL and it burned me so I knew to leave that shit alone this time... |
| Stop trying to take two at the same time |