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Checking on my fellow pypl bag holders. PayPal was up over 2.5% today. Everyone ok?? Don't forget to take your blood pressure meds.
Blindly following a stock that’s over valued to support a political candidate will never end well for you. As soon as the “owners” can cash out, they will further devaluing the the stock and leaving supporting investors sad and broke…
Buy some sort of stimulate with it to forget your losses. Jk don’t do that…
Sooo… who watched the Caitlin Clark and Paige bueckers videos 
Please don’t, you’ll make more jsut paying off your loan
Brooooo take the profit you greedy bastard lmfao
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Tesla gonna go up up up 💥
Took about 3 weeks to get to 11k but one week to lose it all lmao
Well played to you !
My entry price was $100
99% unlikely
I traded all Nasdaq weeklies to get there
I’ve been eating massive amounts of broccoli recently.  Very lightly steamed.  It’s actually been wonderful.
Whatever makes you feel good, I guess
Nope, no voluntary comments and I tried messaging the mods with a polite question, no reply yet.
so fucking insane to me that Canada just increased CG for gains over 250,000 to 66.7%. Canada is fucking wild compared to the US\n\nedit: proposing to change it*
Sounds like house money to me... 
Why rip?
Holy hell what did you get into for the initial gain?
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Seriously wondering if we cut rates just because of national debt interest payments are too high.\n\nEspecially since our government will never fix the budget.\n\nInflation is sticky, but i don't buy that it won't go down or stagflation. Someone always trying to make money, even by undercutting. That means we can never have stagflation in my opinion. Americans just love money.
Capital gains should be income tax. The only reason it isn't is because the rich make the laws. If you can write off the losses, than the gains are just that, gains. They're income. I live in Canada and everyone is going apeshit over the capital gains tax increase, just a bunch of rich people mad they may have to finally play by the rules.
Sounds like the complete opposite of spy today 🤬
Too late to do anything with any info
Ouchie\n\nWe just have to inverse our selves then we will be rich 🤑
But those days are real gambles 
I think the idea is to discourage the reptilian elites of Agartha from using unrealized gains as collateral for very real loans.
AAPL???\n\n
Get ready for some NVDA puts next week
IDK who had it worst so far, TSLA GEY WOKE BEARS or the LA Lakers. 
TSLA still below $300
Will take your word for it gonna scoop them up first thing Monday morning 😅
That's the thing, he looks like a 🌈 🐻
Man it felt good closing positions today and actually having profit going into the weekend 
I selfishly need to get blown
MS-13 Gang until Saturday
WTF
Makes me happy to see the same old regards in here everyday, glad your ports aren’t destroyed
Don't bring that instagram trash here.
Back when SNL was somewhat funny
🦌 StAgFlAtIoN 🦌
It’s already at $8 
Calls on Melody Marks
Cash out and pay bills
Cowboy Carter is 🌈
> You ever talk to a Tesla engineer? They all agree with this. \n\nReddit research right here.
Sofi puts was the move… wayyyy to bullish in here for calls
Stop bullying my prostate, you’re gonna make me cum
U have a 100 puts or u paid 100$ for the 508s?
Stock??? Chicken. Should've been in options!
At this point I’m scared to ask if that will be bullish or bearish
How people think something like this is reasonable is beyond me. Who tf is raising you people
N...U...K...E...I...N...G...
I like the unrealized gains bonus where I get 3k off my taxes if I lose 3k
Their name literally is Robin Hood! And they go after whales like you 🙂
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Hopefully zero
Or kids with multiple tattoos. 🤮
How far away was your strike from current
Haha loser I’m only 97% down
As soon as Uncle Benny hits a line of coke and tells his generals, "Wreck 'em!" 
I did the yolo. For anyone who wants to still get in pre-market: hear a non-regard make the argument why SoFi will have good earnings https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IkmEfjPdZqo&pp=ygUKc29maSBzdG9jaw%3D%3D
Looks like u belong here with u guys, I got 509s as well, any wars poppin this weekend??
If it's not green then adjusted for inflation you are still red
what a terrible take
Bought calls @ 2:45 today. Let er rip
Already there, honey
Still, the vibes are off. Culling has been brutal the past two weeks.
Dude I know this is reddit and everyone is a progressive, but hear me out.\n\nThe master plan is to lie brazenly about the state of the economy until November. Then they can start changing the public narrative. If Trump wins they can just dump the whole problem onto him, or if Biden is still in office they can blame him for everything and then replace him.\n\nPrediction-\nStock market crash in november if Biden re-elected. In January if trump wins\n\nIf Biden wins again, his VP will take over within a year and they will try to send all the blame away with Biden (pay close attention to who he runs with).\n\nRemindMe! December 1
What was the commission cost to buy 10000 calls
lol @ visualmod on the leaderboard! Love that guy. So insightful and positive. I wish I was intelligent like visualmod.
Autopilot is what comes default with the car, without paying a surplus. It is used on the highway only, and what it does is it keeps the car in the lane, and doesn't rear end the car in front. It's similar to what most car manufacturers offer. This is what the article refers to.\n\nAdvanced autopilot, the next tier up, used to cost $99 a month, and was also highway only. It was able to change lanes and take exits automatically. \n\nFull self driving (FSD) is able to drive on city streets, stop at stop lights, make turns, and navigate traffic. Hope this clears up the terminology question.
That is technically how skynet really starts
See ya man, enjoy the weekend!
Oh then it’s basically the same as a tfsa
They should do it now, they'll never see it comin'... 
The government rewards bad behavior. The only people who support this crap are those who a) know nothing about economics, b) know nothing about taxation, and c) are hoping to be given something for "free" from the government. \n\nThe government doesn't create anything. It simply takes what society makes and usually wastes part of it and lines the pockets of the politicians and their friends with the rest.
Priced in is when people can’t explain what is happening
why oh why mr mod
So, you don’t understand the context of this report.
Bro add me to the discord so I can ball top, im tired of being regular😖
I tax loss harvest every time I trade!
I hope you’re right.
Imagine throwing your entire retirement account into a blatant grifter's shitty company.
Imagine the smell
Crazy shit lined up are the days you want to play
Wait until the earnings call at least
Ooof…. The calls I got went up by 300% today. Missed the ones that went up in the 10s of thousands of course.
Maybe seek an internship. Not quite qualified for a FT position at Wendys.
Meta going to rip on Monday
How many accidents have attentive self driving users stopped before autopilot allowed a crash? That data is lost entirely, and you can’t make assertions about the entire system with a severely limited data set, there’s a reason these investigations take years and years and hundreds of people
Buy some kneecaps, your future is gonna get...hard
“Knarly”
9*
Thinkorswim is a beast.
If you play otm money calls right then you will definitely 10 bag. I already had a 10 bagger on this stock before
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im fucked too im also ghey bear. 
There’s always money in the banana stand
I respect this. \n\nAnd to be honest, it's easier for me to *say* I would than *do*. I ain't got much, but I do have a good name
SoFi 
I thought you could only roll losses for 3 years
Cash gang until Wednesday
We have destroyed the WOKE TSLA bears this week. 
Dump their INTC and get more DJT puts. 🤷
Wallstreet is a game of transferring money from the impatient to the patient. It seems you’re the impatient one here huh? 😂
You get a free cell phone too
Me with my puts before it spiked
Mods are gay
Bad week, eh? 
What website is this guy using to lose this much money?
Holy shit! I ended the week not red!\n\nNot green either, but definitely not red 😬
All in sofi
NIIT sucks donkey balls. If you sell a second home, you'll be paying it. If you sell a piece of land you held as an investment for retirement, you'll be paying it.
You are giving him way too much credit lol, read the caption
If you read the article you’ll see that Tesla only collects data where pyrotechnic systems go off, every other crash is not collected for analysis
About $8.00/share
Ah, ok. What a rat.
No point staying here when the market is closed, unless something big happens
Blake Corum to be drafted to the Chargers is Currently at +250 \n\n(Edit: Now +200)\n\nPut the $1900 on that and you get back roughly 5.5-6K for the market on Monday 🤟\n\n⚡⚡⚡
Callz it is
LOL, they flying to their daily college protest?
What was your strategy? I also put a new thesis to the test this week and it went really well.
\n\n(Or kids and multiple tattoos)
How did they fix this problem in the 80s?
Member when you let me inbetween that was 2017
Should have sold
Undoubtedly.
LOLOL
If Sofi beats what can we see it going to
No, did you read the quote above? He'd get a refund once the company became worthless. He'd probably have come out ahead in that regard as it would've forced him to sell some stock while it was high.
Go to hell
Think about it over and over
" It's difficult to continue to trade with money that you have earned from trading. It has less meaning (you didn't work for it) " \n\nit does have meaning. i made a trade (decision), hoping i was right. it either pulls through or it doesnt. either way it has a meaning.
That feeling when they crawl between your crack and groin, when you feel that weird gritty texture against your pillow and sheets. 🤤🛌🪲
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fine.. i'll do the reasonable thing and put 15k into a HYSA and play with the other 5k
Dudes hustling, I respect it
I wouldn’t try it
You do know that a "person" under the tax code is also a corporation, a trust, an estate, or any other business entity. How many small businesses have $100mil in assets? We have several business clients that have well over that. It's not hard to do. Have a decent sized construction company that employs a couple hundred people. Construction equipment is expensive. You're saying that the government should tax them more than they already do? They are already paying top tax bracket for flow-thru income. You probably don't even know what flow-thru income is. Understand - this crap is an attack on the middle class and small business owners, and indirectly on the working man. It relies on the fact that most people don't know jack about taxes or economics.
I don’t see enough short positions for a squeeze. I think a few players own a lot of the floating stock which is very little. And their longs are lubbing us all up with shorts and theta
By what measure?
Place a limit order on Monday morning to buy 100 QQQ 370 May17, 2024 Puts for 0.07. Once the trade hits 47k profit close the position. Also, on Monday transfer $200 back to your checking so you can treat yourself to a nice steak and a cigar. You’re welcome.
You are a window licker
What you talking about hombre. Of course Americans are safe because they are the reserve currency. I think that China is seeing a heightened risk associated with all US dollar based assets. The spiralling debt problem could cause out of control money printing and debasement of the US dollar. If that happens the rest of the world will start using something else
sure one on the left is price action from 1987 while the one on the right is the price action from current year. hope that helps
prediction: Jpow on wed shocks everyone with june rate cuts.
“Stay out of our trash can!”
Do you have a strong gag reflex?
Unfortunately no
Riiiight…
Do I sell my shares as soon as PM opens on Monday or do I hodl and get turned into a long-term investor in $SOFI?
OK, but who benefits from adhering to the narrative presented by this graph ? Why would those with actual influence in this matter choose not to treat it as a problem with longer-term implications than one's lifetime and simply defer addressing it ? Neither political actors nor economic agents have any incentive to rectify the situation, especially considering that as a society, we've come to perceive the debt ceiling as an oversight (Japan - Japan isn't a mistake, don't play it).\n\nA derealization will come in my opinion, but not before it's messed up beyond any repair. We will then enter the bear dreamland. Funny thing is, humans will turn out vegan at this time."
I was like "it's actually called funemployed you condescending bitch" and walked out of the restaurant
This place is a ghost town…. Hope all you regards are doing well.\n\nWe all have dry spells. Important thing is to never give up! Valhalla waits for us. 
Get back to work, peon.
I shouldn’t play Tuesday or Wednesday with all the crazy shit lined up but I’ll just inverse myself and lose it all 
Fat
Probably not which is why I took profits. Something actually hit.
Now that you got wiped out. Expect all your predictions to be correct next week
I know what a gambling addiction looks like because I used to legit have one. You don’t know me 😅… stop acting like you do it’s weird
This dude's either the Jesus Christ of gambling or he hedges his bets in another account
SPY puts, what else?
NVDA is Intel in the summer of 2000
Man what happens to most girls right around age 27
I think there's a coin in my shoe. Ima keep walkin' anyway
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Making homemade pizza tomorrow and home made chicken noodles soup Sunday. Tonight, we doin hawt dawgs and beers.
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mid to senior lmao you don’t know what you’re talking about. this is C suite at any tech company besides the big ones (top 15-20 roughly). Even at Amazon/Microsoft these are VP comp numbers
Please read your mail
It makes you broke though 
Not that the brokerage could potentially update their archaic system to show the actual P&L and value of the account
Sell the shares and your account might be positive 🥲
It’s my pleasure. You’re a fren.
Oh I almost forgot you stand over my shoulder and watch my trades. Who tf are you to act as if your opinion is fact. You don’t know me. Like I’ve said before I get to greedy and don’t pull. Even the day I lost 3k… my first trade I took that day i went down 700 on my very next trade I made 800 but didn’t take it. I would have closed green on the day but got greedy and road it down forever. And here I am. I’m ok with criticism but not idiotic arrogance.
That's cause he lost $95k in a day a few days ago.
sitting in a tree
Lots of dead shorts, people got overly greedy, and morons who thinks it’s valuable think it’s another reason to buy
See this is where the real financial discoveries happen, the real DD from the true genuses
No blood in my dick, all in my heart. Pucker factor on 10
I bought spy puts instead of tsla puts today 
will we have another meme stonk pump? probs not
>Let's not forget that AMZN still makes the majority of its money by being an online store. \n\nIs that actually the case? I thought AWS was the lion's share of their profits, and not by any small margin?
Its so bearish in here my puts about to get destroyed aren't they 
who cares, can’t trade it on RH 🤣
What’s that
According to ortex, short shares volumes are down by 10%. That means the short float is in the high 50s percentage wise. Does that satisfy you bud?
put $500 into nvda a week for 20 years and you will have your passive $5 million income. \nUse the rest of your money to gamble on options
you'll be a millionaire, but you won't be a million dollar income for a long time\n\nedit: assuming you're not currently making $300k or something absurd like that
Oh he will be back. One does not leave this industry.
>[$SOFI](https://twitter.com/search?q=%24SOFI&src=cashtag_click) SHORT FLOAT UPDATE \n \n+5% over the past 2 weeks \n \nNoto's going into this earnings with 18% of his company sold short...if he performs well, the shorts will cover. But he has to really make it obvious that [$SOFI](https://twitter.com/search?q=%24SOFI&src=cashtag_click) isn't staying stuck in the single digits anymore. If not, they will leave the position and double down. \n \nMonday morning determines a ton for the company's future this year
That isn't the proposal lol. Currently capital gains are not taxed when passed along at death or as a gift. The proposal is to consider this death/gift event as the realization of gains that need to be taxed.\n\nEdit: lol dude blocked me so I can't call out his bullshit
Wow. The bot really double replies now? 
I did the same. Watched it drop from 170 to 120 a share. Sold it at 187 right before the pop.
How tf did I miss this? https://www.instagram.com/reel/C4efprRoJ_a/?igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==
I know this is a casino but for fucks sake don’t.
Is this MAX BUY zone? 
Hell yea brotha . Make sure u throw me 1k in tickets
SMCI has doubled since the last earnings pop to $470s. It will get killed if guidance is ass. We looking at easy -20%. Puts will print out the ass.
60 forward PE for negative growth
PCI is the next thing to watch
Big facts fr
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Salami_slicing_tactics
Well that there is a ball busting moment. \nWhat was your initial reaction when you saw the -1mm ?\nCould you hear your blood pumping?\nDid your anus go loose?\nCould you feel it in your plums?
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NVIDIA spelled backwords is AI DIVIN
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So what's going on with DJT? Short squeeze? Because I don't see any reason for it to be performing as well as it has been the last few days
You can be sure he’s not posting about the times he’s lost 1.8m
Exactly this.. this seems so strange, at least 10 posts have been deleted today that mentioned IBRX
Schwab really needs to get their shit together with regard (lol) to showing ACTUAL numbers especially after hours. They could show you up thousands in your account when the opposite is true and vice versa.
Tell them it’s transitory sometimes good sometimes shit
Unfortunately no, but I'm not surprised you got it wrong
It’s an option but it’s not as good as what they’ve been doing (what everyone who isn’t sanctioned to hell does), it is quite the signal though for what they think is gonna happen/what they may be planning
>[$GOOGL](https://twitter.com/search?q=%24GOOGL&src=cashtag_click) up 10% and not giving up the gains. \n \n- 20c dividend \n \n- YouTube ad rev 21% YOY growth, insane \n \n- 100M premium/music subscribers \n \n- Cloud continuing to grow with proprietary TPU’s \n \nGoogle now +24% YTD & $2.16T market cap.
What always gets me is the dudes who are like "Autopilot sucks it had 20 seconds of clear vision of a stopped truck and crashed me into it"\n\nYeah bro but you also had 20 seconds of clear vision and didn't do anything. It's like Michael Scott driving into the lake. The technology is good and helps you but sometimes it makes mistakes and you should pay attention to fix those.
AAPL leaps here.  Not full port.  resilient sumbitch for the last couple of months.  Imagine Meta is similar.
You can turn $1,000 in to $1,000,000 in a year at 10% daily gain.
I don’t like gamble
No because some of us know MSFT only beats earnings.
Thank you. You bin hepful.
Passover ends tuesday….I wonder if Israel will do anything crazy afterwards that will affect the market
I feel nice and safe seeing bearishness in the thread
Unlimited blowies
Here’s my position. This is the closest I’ll ever get to a YOLO, I’m too old to actually bet the entire farm on one trade. Good luck selecting a strike though, I found it very difficult to choose on this one.\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/3zsij6zmewwc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dcec3bfe772d367e953283a7099d76f344ee0665
peloton calls
Are ALL the companies gonna force us to gamble
Thanks, yeah, I’m gonna try and sell a weekly call, it’s hard to get the best moment for that though
the people making >$1M in W2 INCOME as well as that much in cap gains, are the exact type of careers that very likely have the knowledge or ability to insider trade. That’s C-suite easily at all but the most massive companies \n\nI’m fine with it. This doesn’t even affect some autistic hyper-successful full-time trader who doesn’t have a W2 income
Put it all on MFER’s ! It’s about to blow up!
Green is the TD Ameritrade accounts. Now that Schwab owns them, when you log into Think on a Schwab account it’s blue. It’s real man. Lol I don’t care about Karma. Just thought some people might like the post.
Midstream can still be huge. I work for a midstream gas company. Refining natural gas into propane, butane, ethane. Tons of profit to be made there. \n\nSame for crude. Lots of midstream companies out there with upgraders that are going to be very valuable as more refining production is needed.
Fucking SOFI calls about to PRINT
Good points.
Here’s my first impressions. Keep in mind these are all just speculative ideas and I haven’t taken the time to really DD into any of them yet.\n\nPARA (calls) - champions league, increasing soccer interest means increased subscriptions?\n\nCHEGG (calls) - bit less sure of this one, but college students aren’t going anywhere. If it has been going down, maybe calls.\n\nPYPL (puts) - not sure, but seems like PayPal isn’t as relevant as it used to be\n\nMCD (calls) - def not going anywhere, might have upside as Americans look to save in general\n\nSIRI (puts) - I mean seriously, who tf uses Sirius XM\n\nAMZN (calls) - no real reason besides upside and strong company \n\nCZR/DKNG/MGM (calls) - Gambling is exploding everywhere, only a matter of time until fully legal. CZR reports before DKNG, good report and guidance could cause DKNG to rise as well. I think DKNG is the strongest.\n\nCVS (calls) - seems like everyone and their mom is on a prescription drug these days\n\nMAR (puts) - airbnb continues to become more popular, could Marriott lower guidance causing the stock to fall?\n\nEBAY (puts) - not as relevant as they used to be due to FB marketplace\n\nDASH (calls) - as a college student, it’s easy to see that DoorDash is raking it in, but is this true everywhere?\n\nWW (puts) - weight watchers still exists?
One stock is not’the problem..... THE WRONG STOCK IS!\n\nGuess it takes an idiot to invest in a bigger idiot(who has smarter people running this scam) that takes the first idiots money by putting new shares out and. borrow them to shorts
When Ed McMahon left, I knew troubled waters were ahead
# WSB FAMILY!
So that's where my money went. Fuck you\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/6urzvsxhewwc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5760441464fa25e0abe9506cd6734f008ca342f0
I’m not doing it I just had an intrusive thought
full port 0DTE on monday 🙂
Hookers and blow time! Enjoy your night
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Being early is the same thing as being wrong.
#war wen
what the fuck is wrong with you
So msft cucked everyone that played earnings? lol
They aint ever gonna admit that tho
Live is green. Idk where this blue is coming from though. Sus.
When you figure it out, please let me know.
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Diagonal lines are full of biases and flaws depending on what time frame and what pivot you use. \n\nHorizontal lines are better as they are objective. SPY closed on or above on the weekly timeframe, preserving the monthly timeframe. \n\nIt's inconclusive at this point if it's going to break bear, dead cat bounce, or setting higher lows to retest all time highs.
Good. They should have that amount increase with inflation, but yeah that would make the market a lot less appealing if I only got 55% of returns.
Guh
Two last words for the bools...\n\nIsrael\n\nIran
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Dawg what is an unrealized gain tax
Should I full port 500k into Meta leaps
Small in comparison to a couple million I mean. Lol 4k loss hurts. Definitely
my student loans $15k are in deferment and my parents gave me back my $20k, should i throw that $20k into a undervalued stock??
I’m up 30% with JDCOM and I bought in early feb. Baba only 4%, though. But something is beginning to happen with Chinese stocks
Vague, yes...but also shrewd.
I actually made the biggest fucky wucky last Monday
OK pretty sure we need a sub sub reddit for high net worth MFers who drop this shit on the casual. Like, good for you OP but honestly I wanna see moves with a few less zeros. This shit isn't even gain/loss porn -- it's like gain/loss other worldly shit and I just can't relate.
“Adjusting to the ever changing market “ “Mitigating any potential head-falls from Fed rate concerns”\n\nI mean, be vague and you should be good 
Sorry I've never owned a car, so not quite sure what that means. \nThe only thing im looking for is whether these articles are referring to the pricy FSD.
lol so I guess E*trade has a glitch in its transactions tables where it lists my options as shares
You wont do it again
How far are you from Vegas?
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I’d say, the money is lost, and asking what you can do to get it back is the wrong thinking. Because you will likely lose more trying to get it back. BUT, you’ve already done did that and lost it all lol
Gross! Put your money in a new mattress.
I mean tons of wsb fav stock also have super negative technicals but that never stopped anyone
Go trade puppy coin over the weekend!
Y’all hear about Bidens 45% capital gains tax proposal and the 25% unrealized gain tax proposal or something like that 😂 absolutely insane, if that passed every regard in here would owe so much fucking money at the end of the year in unrealized gains tax because we all fucking lose hahaha TRUMP 2024😤
Yea, I can tell you are. Carry on.
Dawg the worst thing in the world are bed bugs. We got them from a neighbors apartment like 10 years ago. Even to this day, a simple hair moving will get my PTSD goin
A wonderful song!
Overpriced nvidia … time to buy more
If you own a company that flows through to your personal tax return, it will affect you now. This is an attack on small businesses is what it is.
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How does this affect Lebron’s legacy
wah wah wah
someone fk this guy
Paper accounts on ToS are highlighted in blue icons at the bottom. Paper accounts are yellow
Id suggest you should probably stop gambling
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Stopped for two years came back to 17k left and just reduced it to 7k. Worst part is I took the week off to trade earnings.
Folks upset with Musk or Tesla or whatever without actually understanding the proper context.
lol put it all on black
I don’t know what all this means, but if you ignore that big scary line near the bottom and all the mumbo jumbo words you said I think it says you still have $31,000 liquid so you’re good
NVDA going up, Your Mom going Down.
 Smci, mstr, and nvda calls
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Oh fuck no bro, I'm never getting out of this Trailer Park 
Looks like you bought AMC
This would affect nearly all our clients who are primarily small business owners of construction companies. The income from the business flows through to their personal tax returns, even if they don't take any money out of the business. \n\nWhen the business is sold, like if they want to retire, it would hit them really hard as the sale of the business would be a long-term capital gain. Such a tax is not an attack on the rich 1% - they keep all their money in offshore accounts in the Caymans or are in Congress and immune to the problems the rest of us have. No, this tax is an attack on the small business owners. All the government does is reward bad behavior. Do well for yourself and you get fucked over.
Good thing this is a paper account lol
[is there anything more pathetic?](https://old.reddit.com/r/fatFIRE/comments/1bb14z0/private_banking_rates/l18osy5/) 😒😒
That’s ok I missed out on earning 10k yesterday cuz I was afraid to double down another 2k on my calls
Did you ever learn why it got deleted?
How many hours at Wendy’s will it take you to recoup
"Unrealized gain" is still a "gain". You f***ing 🤡
2M suckers are not always sucking.
Not great man, not great 🤣\n\nLate June strike though, so imma still hold for a bit yet. It’s all pump and dump anyway, so I still expect another roller coaster down.
So calls?
Congrats and fuck you for having a whole $160 dollars left.
I need a list of responses when the fam asks me how my port is doing 
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🚀
was there any point along the way where you thought maybe to stop? 
I feel like a lot of degenerate gamblers probably won the first time or first few times they tried gambling and it skews their perception of how hard it is for life in a way. They also might not have got addicted if they didn’t experience that first win.
Ok? Have fun enjoying voting for the guy that’s sending trillions of our money overseas to kill tens of thousands of innocent civilians and continue to erode the life of middle class to enrich his corporate donors; you know the stuff people like you swore you’d hold him accountable for if he did it in 2020. Nary a peep aside from you all. \n\nIf you can excuse what he’s doing in Palestine there’s not much of a line left at this point; you’ll excuse him for anything. Vote for the man who’s responsible for bombing innocent civilians into the dirt and continues to do it, idc, just know it slowly erodes your humanity every time you choose to make excuses and compartmentalize it. That shit slowly desensitizes your psyche and rubs off on your soul even if you don’t think it does.
Just wanted to brag, I had a great trading week. I didn’t lose thousands of dollars this week like usual
Fool\n\nThis ain't the god damn 1700s - clean that earwax outta yo ears
Did you ask for one?
I was legit thinking about this all day ! Glad it worked out with only a “small” loss. Stop being regarded
Set stops you low functioning regard
Cyanide is always an option.
Yeah, I'm using their hair products, and it seems to be making a difference. It's just that dick pills has a ring to it.
Even I know you can’t spell NVIDIA without AI and I’m regarded
Don’t compare things to a couple years ago. Compare them to one year ago and a month ago.\n\nWe can go ahead and discuss prices compared to the 1940s but we’re not gonna come up with anything reasonable .\n\nAlso, a couple years ago the pandemic started, and Ukraine wasn’t at war.
Buy... while the plebs are distracted arguing about AI and while the stock is still somewhat affordable for the dwindling middle class.
Your mom let me do a butt luge
Charts are coming "soon"
I sure hope so, I will invest every last cent I have in it before DJT becomes your next POTUS.
closing the casino should be illegal 
Advanced Money Destroyer
I think hybrids are better
Nite Dijorno
They’re small scale but they’re great for situations exactly like what the commenter was talking about. If I have the choice between 3 or 3.5 shares on a sure bet I’ll do 3.5. If I want to chuck .5 shares in the game it’s good fun. I regularly buy $1 of shares I don’t want to buy into because tracking them is done at a glance.
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Ketamine.
How the fuck is it possible to put in 32k and then somehow owe 1.8m? I obviously do not understand these positions, I’m too scared to do this 😂
god i love dell
That’s not current bud.
Really hope Anktiva is the answer for you!
I lost 3k in a day when I was a tsla bull, fuck that lying cuck Elon 
Update coming already on Monday, no matter which direction it took.
Hello Sailor
I don’t think studs will ever be normalized to me. Christ almighty
Then the question that rises is; what does wsb agree on? 
Cool story bro\n\nI just targeted a MILF with my beer goggles and came way closer to hitting
Snapped up XPO 120c 5/17 riding that momo till earnings.
They have a really good server rack setup for AI that sets them apart from the competition. Not an expert but my understanding is its designed with AI in mind and easy scaling and such. They also provide motherboards and optimize your cooling and power used to run your server. There is actually a lot of thought and work put into that. I have no position in them.
was about to say that holding cash might not be the best bet when the economy is crashing and inflation is on the rise, \n\ninvest in gold or in stable economies overseas if you want to hedge your bets
You can absolutely take your money out (besides money earned) at any time but you can't put it back in aside from the yearly limit. So if you had 70k in there and you pulled it all out it would take you 10 years to put it all back in so that's why once it's in there you kind of want to leave it alone
Fully expecting to go 15+ tonight
What kind of incentives did they give you?
So they want me to clean some weird stains out of the sink. They told me to use something called Barkeepers Friend. I said if this stuff is so great how come it's not the Barkeepers Best Friend and then I refused to do anything until I got an answer
Lose enough?? 🚀
Try Crypto. You'll always lose. 🤡
.23% moon
Bro I got absolutely cooked this week 🫨 from $145 to $11,000 I took out $2,000 profits then I blew my account down to $690 today, I’ll be back at it Monday 😈
Do you understand what gains meaning ?
I also bought the dip on friday, but I bought stock like a pussy and sold piecemeal on the way back up like a bigger pussy, so I only made like $750
So we getting circuit breakers or nah 
You’re not supposed to eat the bones as well. Push away from the table.
Oh my God someone just posted a yield curve thread again 🤦‍♂️ it's going to be a +3% Monday
what is your system prompt? 10110111110101010101010
Because the prospect of winning all the losses back with such small amount of money is so tempting lol. I wonder if some of these trading sites start advertising these puts and calls after the person is down a certain percentage of their portfolio because they’re more prone to want a 20-1 or 100-1 risk reward without understanding how it works that well.
Expect a tiny fluctuation during trading hours. Traders will overreact either way.
Ya'll should come hang out Saturday night my Trailer Park is having a Lu Au, BYOB, my cousins will be here and my step sisters too!
Nobody posting here is in the tax bracket that is affected by this
Petition for /u/VisualMod to enable fat hate. 👌
I think it means 17 contracts of those 865 calls
Down -100k see you at our local Wendy’s flipping veggie pattys with my AI manager
Cheaper margin rate. Otherwise I doubt its any different.
Moron. Just keeps getting worse. You’re a lost cause and you truly belong here 😂😂
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 thanks for single-handedly giving us a green as hell Friday. I contribute it all to you pulling out your capital to “redeploy” it. Buy high sell low as usual regard
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A Prince Charming cock
Just change your ethnicity to Ukrainian
>reg sho list\n\nMy opinion: Your screwed
10:4. Is that a record?
I'm using HPE as a cheap play in this space.
This comment alone shows you fundamental misunderstand how the market works. SMH.
I bought shares two weeks ago that are down 10% that I don't want to sell at a loss. Therefore it will explode downwards and I'll be bag holding for 4 years
Yes, sell them for $15.26 and go buy a hamburger
Power bottoms throw it back. Is nuffin
Nvda still mooning AH . This fuckin stonk lmao 
actually the amount of rocket ship emojis in your post history has me convinced you're a bot
Stonks only go up 📈
Bro suck my di*k
Yes we must make it unacceptable so people get healthy
My last 20, yes 20 trades were all losers. 15 went to $1 next day. I was down to $2k and decided to go to Disneyland haha
OPEN THE CASINO I NEED TO LOSE MORE MONEY 
Peasants will always be peasants.
http://earningswhispers.com/ has the time
Ok.. your point? You were so excited to word throw up that you didn’t even understand my comment! Buddy, there’s roughly 9.5 million dollar++ houses in the USA. It’s a conservative estimate ya dipshit. Go do the math and lmk. And what does 23,000,000 millionaires have to do with my comment? It has nothing to do with it. You just don’t understand grown up talk. Go post in antiwork, like you usually do, and rack up some more internet points kid. Hahah
How would any sane person think unrealized taxes makes sense?\n\nSo you're up X% on Dec 31st and have to pony up for taxes on that unrealized gain with cash? Wtf
Ouch, didn’t mean to touch so many nerves on a simple joke 🤣🤣🚀
DJT is inversely proportional to how much foreign interests feel he needs help staying out of jail.
Put it into a Roth IRA and start buying low selling high .
Buddy you’re an idiot with a gambling addiction and the sooner you admit that to yourself the better
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This right here,\nEarnings next week.
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The guy that found this stock nailed the DD like in your link but it didn't get much attention in here. So now only thing people echo in wsb about it is short squeeze!
Big **meat** too. 🥹
I'm glad I only have 150$ In calls rip
Those are rookie numbers...need to pump those up. 
Yeah they will probably jump up... I just personally hate working with EATON so PUTS
Why not structure this as a tiered system instead of a flat tax? \n\n45% capital gains tax on anything over $100k for instance. Stop shitting on the middle class in your effort to go after billionaires.
In a row?!
buy a gun\nbuy a $
Most people get fat because of sugary snacks 🫨 my body fat went to single digits when I cut that shit out
It wont move since its earnings just arent relevant, its all about Bitcoin
Dude lol. Might as well vote trump at that point.
A dickload of cocks
Fat hate enabled again? 🤔
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It's actually margin so it's the banks money and their debt
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Why short it? it’ll just keep going up after the split
Congrats 😭 but also how do you do this
I… know that. Read what I’m saying.
And when this regard is wrong he’ll wait a year and post it again. Then when that’s wrong they’ll wait another year. Then when the market finally tanks they’ll have known it all along.
The type with a functioning brain and eyes yes
I bought proofs
Goodnight, Gruncle Steve. 😴
Some people are just doomed to be poor.
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you thinking a fintech company worth 8 dollars a share is worthwhile even from a gambling perspective tells me all I need to know about you lol, I don't touch anything that isn't tied to Moore's law in some capacity, you should try lululemon and snap calls while youre at it blackberry and amc as well. and wonder why you never make any money
Wasn't just the sin.. also the cos, the tan, the gama, the theta
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You can’t just cherry pick the time frame in the chart that fits your narrative you 🐻s are so delusional
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More hype. Cheaper. But dell is great too
I heard it hit a bird and they claim the bird was one of their own Houthis drones.
Gambling hotlines would get more calls if you had a chance to win money when you called
And the income tax was originally only on people who made over $10,000 (that's $1.8 million in current dollars). If you believe that won't wind up on everyone, I have a bridge for sale and I'll take bitcoin.
Buy blow and pussy.
who cares. it's still 100times safer than ordinary driving by people. show me a human who doesn't have fking "critical safety gap" lol.\n\nplus you shouldn't have called tsla. it's going down until earnings are back in order. all these news are just bait. put put put. it will rally some but at the end of the day earnings are shit and until musk owns 25% of tsla he said he will never use it to develop AI. so wait until he has 25% or tsla has good earnings.
How is smci any different from like DELL they sell servers right?
E*Trade
I'm pretty lucky and I have NVDA calls so I think you are good.
you should try SELLING options
The party this weekend is trailer P69 if it's rockin don't bother knockin
Bet the Lakers to win the ship🫢
Next week
Is anyone Buying AMD before earnings?\n\nZack says good things.....do we do the opposite?\nI'm so confused.\n\n\nIt's always opposites on here and aligned with Zack or opposites of Zack and opposites here.
The Wolf Of WallStreetBets
So you wanna be a shortbus superstar\nAnd live large\nA big house, five cars, you're in charge\nComin' up in the world\nDon't trust nobody\nGotta look over your shoulder constantly\n\nI remember the days when I was a regard growing up\nLooking in the mirror, dreaming about blowin' up\nThe $BBBY crowds make money chill with the honeys
Max out your 2024 IRA contributions.
I thought you already profited from them. Good luck.
Google calls worked out 🍻
The man won multiple Emmy’s and was widely considered the most trustworthy news source despite being a comedy show for the better part of 20 years
Read the room VM, for ffs sake. 
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You’re right, you can be right, you’re so right!!!
So...I live in Indiana and the GOP primary is a blood fest! Multiple candidates fighting to be the "most Trumpy", accusing each other of being liberals. It's completely hilarious! \n\nAnyways, DJT to the moon until the convention, then dump. 
It's big bones. Really, really big bones
Same. It was like $47 worth, but same.
prob not. who cares. it's still 100times safer than ordinary driving by people. "oh it's not perfect" ... well show me a perfect driving human then LOL.
Okay I'll sign off now and leave you femboiiis to discuss your proclivities. 
elon promising flying cars and unicorns and the stock actually goes up
When I edge I push the underside of the tip of my little buddy against dry ice I keep in a steel cup by my bedside when I'm about to blast a fat fistful of nerds ropes, and I can keep going for a few hours if I let the tip warm up between sessions.
You thinking it’s just a student loan company tells me everything🤣🤣🚀
Jesus Christ can yall stop
Lemma: you can’t really short or long a mid or small cap stock without also being exposed to large cap ones.\n\nA sizable portion of ownership of smaller stocks are index funds, which inevitably bring large caps in the mix.
Poop
Puts still won’t print
Is it NVIDIA because of AI, or is it AI because of NVIDIA?
That’s part of the joke.
You really think you have a choice lmao
Beer 5
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There is only one thing to do. Try to get it back!
Losing your entire portfolio in one of the biggest bull markets in history is…. IDEK what to tell you
I should have gotten some smci on Monday but you know I really thought a real correction was happening 😒
SpaceX and Tesla are very separate.\n\nElon is a mascot who does a good toddler’s version of Steve Jobs reality distortion field.\n\nIt worked for SpaceX.\n\nAnd no people didn’t think reusability was impossible.\n\nThey just didn’t have the kind of funding or risk allowance that would allow them to do it.\n\nThe concept has been around for a long time.\n\nBut as one NASA employee put it…\nThe way to get there was experimenting which meant blowing up millions of dollars at a time of public funding. And no guarantee of fast success.\n\nSpaceX being private was what allowed it to happen because they weren’t held as accountable for taking risks like that.\n\nAnd SpaceX was the only game in town.\n\nAutonomous driving is completely different.\nAnd if anything Waymo is much more likely to get to it.\n\nElon is a pigeon CEO. He comes in, shits on things and flies away.\n\nHe hardly pays attention but thinks he’s a genius so he micromanages when he feels like it’s “genius time”.\n\nIn the past they had teams to prevent him from fucking things up too bad.\n\nBut, he overrides experts because he feels he alone is a visionary.\n\nFSD is behind because instead of having qualified experts lead the initiative Elon has insisted to handicap it based on his genius.\n\nWaymo has more money and first mover advantage as they were in the game long before Tesla.\n\nThey also have experts leading experts without a pigeon to come in and shit on them.\n\nSome say FSD works great. Others say it tried to kill them.\n\nThere’s a reason only Tesla is approaching it this way lol.\n\nIt’s because Elon says so.
!banbet SOFI 9.11 3D
You made money?
I don't really care if you're worried.
I snorted mine and I’ve been losing ever since
I agree with this, however, you also have to think about the amount of misinformation also available and now it turns into this thing where you have to discern what is actual factual information and what is the rant of some idiot.\n\nEdit: Most likely, people as a whole are too lazy to figure out which is which and go with the first thing they read and never delve any further into the issue.
Zoom out more and you'll see it never went down..? What are you on about? Doesn't really matter that it's back to 2023
You get the fuck outta the stock market and starting betting on sports where you can make some real money
So 200 next week?
I know.. that’s why you’re making me worry 
How are those 20 puts coming out for you?
BOT FIGHT 
So gourds, eh?
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Global communication will be the first casualty if a nuke launches.
Just accept defeat. How hard can it be
Being fat is so embarrassing like how hard is it to put less food down your gullet each day?🧐Literally just don’t put the food in your mouth bro
There currency is dropping insanely fast right now!
So, a remote USAF pilot in Las Vegas got to go home early yesterday.
I did, you should try using your brain. If you are selling a business worth a million dollars that you’ve built for 20 years you are fulfilling both requirements - making over 1m a year in taxable income and making over 400k in capital gains. Doesn’t matter if your salary is only 80k, hell it could be 20k. Time to give uncle Joe his due.
On those whose income is over $1,000,000 annually. Go for it.
Deal!
Let the peasants eat cake.
Buy options on DJT. I was down from 50k to 8k and got back up to 32k just this last week.
30-1 Fed meeting…\n\nI have a feeling they’ll say cuts sometime 2024
Thanks for the liquidity loser bye.
Rest in peace bear brother, we'll get revenge for you, either in this life or the next
I used to work in Silicon Valley. Believe me - lots of leadership in tech is made up of the same kind of privileged idiots. Big tech is doing great because they have monopolies on products everyone needs. Google soared today, even as their products continue to objectively get worse and worse.
That was my guess--homeless always stealing electronics from highrises where UPS dumps them in the mail room. Profit!\n\nThere was a movie made a few decades back that actually feels kinda real today. It was set around the time of y2k--'Strange Days'. Worth a watch for sure since it was made in 1995.
🤜🏼🤛🏼
Congrats and Paperhand Deez Nutz!
Bed bugs. They're there. They're hiding.
You're a bottom!
Will my setup of nvda and amd calls save me?  Tune in next week to the stock market hates you
Keep your head up soldier and regroup, we need more of your money
Think you’re gonna make a killing on Wednesday during FOMC
Vote in RFK is a good start.
Guidance could be ass and that could the nail to the coffin
Spy 508p
Spinach and artichoke 🤤🤤🤤
Calls on West Nile virus... 
This is kind of a funny headline. They want a pat on the back or something
Hey bud read past the headline✌🏻
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Calm down there, Bush. ^^Toad
go all out man, same with me, lost 1.5k in the past 3 weeks but make some gain in the way, left with 1.k, and i am going to double what i had lol.
Cocaine
Do you know anything about taxes? Capital gains = taxable income. Selling a business = taxable income. I’m talking about middle class on the cusp of retiring - selling your business that you’ve worked at for 20 years building from the ground up, the American cliche.
What was this play?
Give it to me. I'll make good use of it
You have enough coke, hookers are free. Or so I'm told.
My puts are safe spy falling off a cliff rn\n\nThis has been a Trailer Trash Update
You hit that PBR trade yesterday?
 that would surely destroy my 1dtes
This guy only buys the dip on the biggest tech stocks while I short things and buy shit like Intel. What the fuck
[good luck bro youre gonna need it](https://i.imgur.com/KwvF6Mi.png)
Tell us you didn’t read the report without telling us…
BREAKING: Yemen's Iran-backed Houthis say they downed an American drone yesterday
Apart for con man, the other part of you answer was spot on. We absolutely dont care what the price is and will always buy more when it drops and sell none. Why would someone be so stupid to sell a stock that half the poplulation of the United States absolutely loves? You would not know it by the lamestream news media, but it is fact. Over half the population loves Trump so myself and many others, just buy and hold. NFA just what I do.
Casino closed??? Time to go to sports casino and bet on players I know nothing about 
Yeah, stop building roads and bridges and funding schools and hospitals. That will work out great. \n\nJust let all the seniors and disabled people die. Not like they have family that will miss them or have knowledge to contribute to society.\n\nStop educating workers and training soldiers and maintaining military equipment and supply chains.\n\nJust let everything fall to shit so we can have even more points and buildings with our names on them.\n\nSeriously, the truth is rich people just want everyone else to have less so they have more power and control over the people around them.
oh its like a tfsa basically but we get to pull out our money whenever we like
Someone like the we work guy would still be stuck with a billion dollar bill on something that ended up being worth nothing.
Do you think miners stock will soar? I’m thinking of buying mara and clsk every month.
Yeah but that retirement plan sucks, from what I am told.
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Damn just found this
That's what they said in 1914
Form a spread to lower cost.
OPs next thread after reading this reply:\n\n“I’m 100% in on the stock market, here’s why…”
Stock go up, stock go down
Graphing nominal dollar values on a linear scale to conclude “inflation is out of control.”\n\nThis is truly the kind of regard analysis I come here for.
Why?
Cash out and get a hooker
Head for Mexico asap.
X doubt
I think people look at big tech like it was 15 years ago and apply that view to these mega caps. “Tech has been a winner too long, it must eventually crash right”?! These companies are more than just tech now. \n\nThey are now highly diversified profit printing machines with more cash and power than many large countries. If they aren’t working it’s hard to see the economy as a whole doing well. \n\nEven if they pull back on negative macro trends I still feel it’s a position where you can ultimately feel safe. I’d prefer to sail into a shitstorm on a battleship.
LOL.
Bullish
FWIW, the 2008 GFC wasn’t caused by over concentration - but having the top 25% in financial stocks sure made the crash worse.
Look if you're gonna have people Beta testing your AI driving on live roads, you're gonna kill a few people. The market knows this.
I want Iranian nuked steak this weekend. 
you are a soecial kind of regard. REGARDS: I BET ON A FICTIONAL COUNTER TRADE YOU MAKE MONEY! AND THUS GUY LOSES IT! remind me later.
Or they just blame it on Tesla thinking they can escape culpability from their dumbassity.
Witchhunt ever since Elon bought Twitter and didn’t get in-line with the administration like a good boy.
You know tesla is profitable right?
I'll take a subaru crossdress
I lost $40,000. Why I am here. Once I recovered, I will quit
I’d rather be down than even…. We’ll see you again soon no doubt 🤝
From the document:\n\n>Autopilot refers to simultaneous engagement of TACC and Autosteer.
I have insect bites all over me
Lmfao
VET & CPG
I paperhanded my NVID 850s yesterday for only a $20K profit instead of $120K. 
more like half of rent these days
Has the thought crossed your mind that with the huge vol increase, and 40% price movement that the shorts did in fact cover?
"She don't lie, She don't lie, She don't lie...."
Only 956 crashes in over 5.5 years? That seems pretty good considering there are over 2M cars on the road using this software.\n\nWhat am I missing here?
Ooey gooey stickey ickey cum
what's not out of the realm of possibility? $9.50, sure why not. but I dont know why you are playing garbage when you could be making real money. nobody in my generation wants to pay their student loans. that industry is going to die completely one day
So….did anyone whining bother to read past the headline?
I lost 60k on her, i got u beat 😂💀
Is Pepsi ok?
And what's your solution to get the government to do that?
I want Korean fried chicken today
When NVDA puts 
Black swan = Japan’s stock market crashing!
Motherfucker...congrats, man. Nearly doubled your portfolio in a week.\n\nWhat flavor Frosty can I get for you?
1-800-PLS-HODL
I've seen people watching YouTube on their phones while using fsd.
I learned it a few weeks ago when the dumb bitch made me lose 11K 
That's nearly $2,000, so my first tip would be remedial math I guess?
Rate cut in May.
Oh good as long as someone else is paying for it
TO VALHALLA
You think blue collar workers are making a million a year and $400k in investment income?
It’s jumped from 8 to $9.50 before already, not out of the realm of possibility
Btc
Stupidity and luck always average out, give it time I promise
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1-800-reg-ardd
Buy xrp
Instructions not clear: bought more calls
That's back to back days over 5% .that would make a third..not unheard of
I bought NVDA puts and calls this time, i learned my lesson you volatile whore.
The most reliable way to play earnings is to cash in on that IV pump. You may miss out on those triple baggers, but you'll never get zeroed.
Lost all my bets this week, time to take the jet ski out to put it all behind me 
Don’t give up, you can do it🚀
SPY 0DTEs.
Why Quitting after breaking even?! Now you can start playing the game!
close one
I doubt they were called away. The trade desk probably closed it and maybe even tried to contact you, because you didn't have the capital to be sitting on 6500 shares and be sitting there with.that kind of liability to pay them if things went the wrong way. You were assigned 6500 shares because you had 65 calls go ITM and were exercised at close. You should read up on how options exercising works.
We shall revisit next week and I'll be glad to admit if I was wrong 
This just means they have to be careful with their wording. They still manage to have massive advantages in critical decisions that move markets, and make many of them millionaires.
Wtf everyone gambles on earnings call
Dumbass lol
And yet TSLA got to keep most of their weekly gains. Musk said you shouldnt invest in TSLA if you don't believe they can make autonomous driving a reality. By that logic it's officially becone a "trust me bro" kinda stock, not that it was a conventional stock to begin with. \n\nI already suspected giving out free FSD trials would lead to more accidents so I only expect more of reports like this one. Weirdly the market doesnt care, like at all. I highly doubt we'll see that Model 2 on time and it'll probably not be as cheap as necessary. The market will allow Musk to bullshit for another year or so before the stock finally lands somewhere around 15 p/e. \n\nAnd don't get me started on TSLAs board of yesmen including Musk's own brother. Of course they're going to agree with whatever he says or wants, that's how they got the job in the first place. How one dude is supposed to received 56 billion worth of shares for part time dicking around with a fugly truck no one wants while picking fights with everyone on Twitter is just wild.\n\nIn conclusion, dont touch TSLA with a ten foot pole and let's just hope Musk emigrates to Mars before the end of the decade.
Call on SQ ? 
Any thoughts on Mara right now ?
Double zero, and a Hail Mary
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Not that strange. He’s either dumb or being paid.
20% of 3 cents doesnt mean anything lmao WSB bots and noobs in the daily threads always have hardons for these loser ass 5 dollar stocks its funny
goog, amd, tsla, mo. LORD GIVE ME STRENGTH!
Somebody said this in 2000, but instead of NVDIA it was Qualcomm\n\n100%
I’ll let Andy know.
Something else.
Contemplating….
> The super rich are not going to stop investing in America because of a 45% capital gains tax lol\n\n\nWhat a regarded take.\n\n\n"Let's just slash half the gains, it won't drive anyone away!"
Looks like this sub is on the wrong side of History.
Shorting SoFi asap
I've been holding some of my NVDA for 3 years, AMZN, GOOGL, AAPL for 2 years. Of course options are different, but I don't buy any stock I'm afraid to hold for a weekend\n\nPeople shit on buy and hold longs, but I manage my mom's account, she has 1200 shares MSFT that my dad's cost basis is $60...sometimes long is good with the right company, not ran by asbergery regards like Musk or Zuckerboy obviously 
Holding a 508p that is up 20 percent cause Supertrend told me
I'm not certain AWS is growing as much as bulls think it will and freight carriers have been crushed, so I think the chips are stacked against them coming out with a top and bottom beat.
joke's on you. no one loves me enough to marry me.
They should add a financial system and federal reserve to GTA 6 for the new RP
They produced a profit for the first time last quarter and went up 20% on the day
Respect\n\nHow'd you make out??
Don't they have earnings next week? They're another one, like ROKU. Lots of fuzzy math and no profit ever
Last time I traded it they hit me with a 3% fee or some shit lmao. Might be the spread or slippage.
1-800-911-Zuck
Why not make it 10?
These analysts must have been sweating when they put that 1500 pt in smci and it fell the next day by 20%
What did I say that wasn't English, regard? 🚫🧠⁉️
Beg forgiveness
You'll lose it the way you gain it.
You have a negative net worth
So THIS is why they are considering 24-hr exchanges.
Flat
Cash out and buy alcohol.
ill tattoo a cock and balls on my ass if Tesla ever releases a flying car
Campbell's Chicken Noodle in a can tells you how my day went... 
I bought calls. I’d be shocked if they don’t print this year.
Open up RH and keep calling
No
This is the equivalent of going to the roulette table and leaving your money on red until it goes black
I say: "Some are born to sell, and some are born to be sold."
Figure out which trades worked and why, then trade that strategy!
Grindr -> sell yourself to desperate lonely middle aged gays
Nvidia is back up high enough so that I've only lost a ton of money! It's a good day
Send it to me, I'll bet on a couple parlays, and whatever we win I'll split, 60/40 because I'm doing all the heavy lifting-er betting 😂\n\n\nAs a wise singer once said\n\n"You've got to know when to hold 'em. Know when to fold 'em. Know when to walk away, And know when to run, You, never count your money, When you're sittin' at the table, There'll be time enough for countin', When the dealin's done".\n\nTime to fold.
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!banbet sofi 9.00 4d
I agree with not squeezing more from the middle class. But at some point, we have to acknowledge that it's not a revenue problem, it's a spending problem. And punitively taxing a small sliver of the population, while it makes for easy talking points for politicians, doesn't solve the problem. I'm speaking from a pragmatic perspective. I don't have any love for billionaires. Even if you confiscated 100% of their wealth, it wouldn't solve our debt issues. Increases in capital gains taxes or unrealized gains (an absolutely crazy idea some have suggested) will end up hurting the middle class and upper middle class, many of whom are small business owners, more than the top 1%. Close the loopholes and cut spending.
Go knock on her door and tell her how incredible they are 
See I thought that might be the case but it says rh doesn’t charge a fee. Maybe it’s the spread? Idk I used a limit buy
Sees Tesla flying cars robotaxi\n\n"But those panel gaps"\n\n
Did you lose it all?
Tesla sells stock pumping toys. Musk loves to pump.
It’s how I conduct business and I’m highly regarded
Do you even English?
What’s the gambling hotline?
Hell na bruh. I hear the Salesforce BD team are dicks though.
They're passengers inside the trolley 
Wonder how smci earnings will go and how it’ll affect nvda
why funny numbers not moving?
Once Tesla started ignoring the market conditions I got far away from that shit
Life comes at you fast.
Yep, as a company exec if you want to make a purchase of your own company there's a bunch of hoops and you basically have to announce it months in advance. Congress gets to trade whenever and has to announce the purchase within months after. They should change the law so Congressional stock purchases have to be announced a month in advance so I can frontrun all of them.
Native Americans know how to run an actual casino. Keep that shit open 24/7. Steal our money all day long.\n\nThose are the real wolfs of wall st. 
Cash in your sons 529 (you can always get it back).
Start a wheel strategy on safe stocks and slowly rebuild
Mine are 1060 c, here's to hoping
Thanks for your donation.
Thanks soldier
To valhalla brother
i know nothing about sofi. student loan company? its going to 0 lol
Run it back turbo
5k up this week
Israel might fuck things up
God dammit it's gonna plummet now; knew I should've sold my calls today
Please give me 10% CD rates 
Me sitting here with half a port of SMH puts, currently down 40%, and I'm not even sweating it.\n\n
Bullish earnings on big tech stonk makes regards frothy. Everyone cums hard over and over until they shoot blanks. Reality is data centers need to be built, corps need to adopt and buy edge or cloud computing for A.I. to work. Global religious and political stupidity trumps any market indicators as jackass boomers make the final plays before the grave.
I recommend you max out your 2024 IRA and get $210. Now you down $32,790
Made up currency what do you expect? I'm too old to think "this is the new gold"
MCD's F/X headwinds are going to kill their Net Income and guidance, or they're liars and frauds.\n\n \nBulls will be punching at air.
you cant be serious
Its clickbait. It’s the top marginal rate, not for everyone. It will not affect middle class and blue collar people disproportionately.
Flair checks out 
HELP!! I’m stuck in the DoorDash TIME LOOP!! IM DYING
some autist killed himself after his RH position went similarly tits up and Robinhood settled with the family to keep things quiet so that the 2 million other autists will continue to give them money.
Bet against the most innovation company the world 
Wdym? News outlets still pumping out negative takes, naturally the stock would moon 🚗⚡️🚀
Just your wife, in multiple positions. 👉😎👉
bought 5/03 SPY puts and META calls at closing. Yes I wear a helmet when walking around, why do you ask?
I would use my brain and just buy $500-$1000 a week into nvda for 10 years. Ill retire with 5 millioN
Anyone work with partner program strategy in tech? (Salesforce, workday, Microsoft, AWS etc)? Please DM I am down bad
They charge a bigly fee homie
Price. Buyer started off loading, and sellers stepped in. Now sellers are easing off, but who knows just have to wait and see on the retest.
I was prepping for my first 100km last summer and fucking hell the amount of food you gotta eat is crazy. The sheer amount of chewing is also astonishing. Few moments daily I wasn't eating something\n\nI blew my form in the past half year like my portfolio
Je-sus. Must be nice. Imagine if this dude spends this money on Neuralink. He can go increase his iq with that money and processing power.
Still 11mil short
I hear you, I am in the same boat. Electrician for 10 years, roofer for 2, and painter for 1. Machine operation for Pick and place machines at a PCB local factory here in FL and never earned a decent amount in my life. Zero retirement savings, no healthcare insurance, and all my saving which I invested into my startup, that I lost my investors due to my dad being diagnosed with cancer and me not able to progress the project.\nSo I understand, yet, I wouldn’t give up my dignity and honor for a lousy million dollar, my dignity and honors is all I got left at this point.
So you're saying stonks might go down or if they're wrong stonks might go up?\n\nOr maybe just wiggle a little bit?
that's cute... you know what else is supposed to be tied to inflation... Social Security.
meanwhile I'm over here with 1 HSY call for earnings 
damn AAPL had $22B in **services** revenue last q. For reference NVDA made $20B in total revenue. \n\nI’m long as fuck into ER boys, trust Tim Apple will orangutan grip me by the schlong into the promised land
What do you mean weekend? Open the god damn casino I have calls 
Revenge trading never good idea..
Not sure what a tfsa is but an IRA (Roth anyway, I'm not positive on traditional) is an account you put your after tax money into and it grows tax free as long as you wait until you are ~60 or so to pull the money out. There is a yearly maximum (currently like 6-7k) and you can pull your money out at any time with no penalty but not your earnings. But... With the yearly limit being capped you want to max that out and leave it sit as long as you can to really benefit from the tax free incentive. The idea is to max it out every year until retirement and even at a mediocre 7 percent or thereabouts you will be a millionaire
Rate cut obvi
And yes, words are easy to assemble. I lost 70% of a lot of money believing the words of a penny stock biomed a few years back. This one seems more likely to not be talking out their ass, but still possible.
Me and you both know you aren't done
>The real tips are the meals we made along the way. *'-Your DoorDash Driver'*\n\n😢
Went from being down 71 percent for the day to just 30 😮‍💨 I can work with that
8 hours not including commuting!
I’ll pay for the ammo in exchange for the bellies. I’ll even help you butcher them.
Maybe I should start training like them and jump into the lion pit at the zoo and run away from it. 
Why stop now? \nMight as well Yolo the last thousand
Glowed up Zuck gonna pump META stock
The more woke Google gets the higher the stock goes
I personally don’t bet on, or against Tesla. I have no faith in a company whose CEO’s tweets move the needle up and down that extreme… and very frequently in the after hours lol
Quit
I think cutting rates is out of the question, if they had it in plan they would do at least one already, I'm seeing at least one more hike this year.
You meant to say hedge *bots* browsing WSB
I think SOFI falls after earnings.
Probably about free tiddy (fify)
The day I hit 1 mil im gonna toss 10K at powerball tickets. So what’s that 5000 diff tickets? Im so far away from a mil tho lol
I dabble
That's insane. On unrealized gains !! They just got billions from companies taxing the paying of shareholders!!! WTF
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Visual mod outperformed humans. This is bullish for NVDA
You left off some of the fine print. \n\n“The final rule defines senior executives as workers earning more than $151,164 annually *AND WHO ARE IN POLICY-MAKING POSITIONS*”\n\nWords like “AND” are very important in policy documents like this. \n\nhttps://www.ftc.gov/news-events/news/press-releases/2024/04/ftc-announces-rule-banning-noncompetes
Too many. Just enough so my boss can afford a new truck 
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Td ameritrade is OG I remember back when my 1300 strike tesla calls went ITM or so they gave me 200k in day trade play funds. At that time I had no clue how to utilize such power.
The poor always squander their money. That's why they're poor.
Held all of my NVDA, GOOG, MSFT and META calls. NVDA are the only ones expiring next week.
China is a crap shoot between all the blatant fraud in accounting, Courts that literally don't care if these companies defraud foreigners, and the fact Xi's whim can delete any company that displeases him.  \n\n\nChina is a hard pass for me
Deliveries only on win days.
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Oh cool so you’re a lying liar that lied to all of us. And you suck at trading. For shame. Second this is relatable though.
🙋
https://preview.redd.it/yj8ldovo8wwc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7ffa880468de20495d32a8ea8d2a7369254b59ab\n\nThis was my smart brain trying to fix it
still not entirely convinced the floor isn't gonna fall out on TSLA before afterhours trading is over
It’s always where is my DoorDash and never how is my DoorDash
Is that so?
You earned it king
atta boy
Well done\n\nDo you have % gain?
No, I mean regular work hours, not how intense is your work. When you come when you leave.
Literally nobody in this sun fits this taxbracket.
size down and allow yourself more room, and/or work on entry point so you don't need more room
9:11
[Uncockable](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZVsztO_RUbs) Zuck
Bought some stupid btc on robinhood just so I have something to look at on the weekends. I used a limit order and as soon as it went through I went down $70. Wtf
https://preview.redd.it/iyq8676l8wwc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a6c6edcd9b783653929d59dc141f8258940b7f0b\n\nI screwed this one by having unequal strikes on both sides
Woofie
What stock?
Either way my girlfriend's boyfriend still makes better trade decisions than me
I'd be up over 200% but I held like the biggest regard in the world
OP Just one more try,, you got the streak going.... Think about that 1 mil ....
Welcome to Canadian taxes
any of you dumb enough to hold positions through the weekend?
It is actually that easy. You just have to stop sending bombs that are used to blow up thousands of innocent civilians.
with an average corporate tax of 35%, am I getting this right, the government is effectively taking 80% of all profits?\n\nSay company has 1 billion in profits, they pay 350 million in corporate taxes, then I as the shareholder gets 650 million, which I have to pay 45% on that. \n\nIsn't this like soviet levels of government control on the economy.
You give it to me because I’ll make more use out of it 🫡
That's why you sell on SPX, none of that assignment bs to deal with
He died from it.
wife’s bf didn’t use lube with you?
Went from -77% to -20% on my position this week. Feels like profit
Hell yeah brother.
This actually just a dream. Pinch yourself and $33k will come back.
Yeah because trading in 2024 and 1987 are just the same, ffs
You're going to win this bet. 420 if not further. 417.38-427.84.
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Delete Reddit. Maybe then you'll stay away from the idiots at WSB
Not your best work
When your wife’s bf says so 
It's up big. Shorts are definitely sweating.\n\nQuestion is whether that 65% is the *old* way or the *new* way of calculating short interest
You mean how much time we do ACTUAL work?\n\nAnyone saying over 5 is lying to themselves or an overachiever aiming for wendys middle management
I had a box of rifled 12g slugs in my trunk for a few years now. It started as two boxes, the first one was insanely fun. Last few rounds included some tannerite. Then we blew up a beaver dam with tannerite and an AR-15.\n\nI don’t think a shotgun is gonna be the answer unless you’re shooting at tannerite.
Full port 1 SPX contract ATM or close to it, at open Monday. Watch PM /ES and $SPY to find trend. Set SL/TP once the numbers turn green, chase stop every 10% or so.
Kenyan tribesmen run ironmen all day, every day on an empty stomach
Not seeing a 10 bagger in that stock unless I'm missing something?
I know
I'm in, which means this will promptly drop to $0.16 and fall off the exchange.
I’ll be too hungover. Takes me a full day to recover at least.
Hold until can break even or sell at min cost
I’m so tempted to DoorDash myself some food rn
Fools and their money are soon parted.
This is wild. This is only half a step away from just saying "They are self driving, have been for years, and are the safest, cheapest, and most impressive cars of all time."
It has its q1 earnings next week or the week after. Its has a high float shorted.
Weekend thread. Got some Steely Dan on the stereo and some Shrek scrotums on the barbecue. Edibles kicking in. Going to be a good evening.
Brick and mortar video game stores are the future!\n\nNot this AI robot stuff!\n\nYeah I think maybe this is the universe correcting itself.
Thank you! Let's see how it goes on Monday. I also wish you the best for your trading and investing! Let's all make some tendies!
“How many houses do you own?”
😆yeah, see you Monday
How many Tesla’s are on the road with full autopilot, how many of these deaths may have been a cause of the driver via drinking, drugs, etc.\nAnd how many are actually caused by the faulty system of Tesla. Could they have a production problem with the system in some vehicles or is it caused by unfamiliar roads? There’s no saying where the accidents happened. I think the information is limited. is it not the drivers responsibility to pay attention to be able to override the car if possible?
I paper handed so much fucking money this week. Account would be up like 5-8x instead of only 10% for the week. Stop losses fucked me good like they usually do
I think the main thing is that they were bleeding cash so they need this stuff to start bringing cash in. If it does they probably won’t need to issue additional shares unless it’s for something juicy and worth the temporary effects of dilution.
it goes to $200/share, you fucked up
> truflation\n\nRofl
It'd be painful but at this point we need to Volcker shock the interest rate to reboot the economy.
We hope it goes to more good things. Like education, inferstructure, energy. Sadly it's not that easy. \n\n\nBut we hope the money goes to good things. \n\nReally not much we can do at the end of the day.
You’re supposed to screenshot it first then repost in the alt-right subs for the circle jerk to commence.
Embrace the suck
I had a professor of labor economics say the same thing in 2012 or something (all swans are white!) It’s not true in the current state. The “first mover” was Covid, which increased the reservation wage due higher opportunity costs. That shifted labor supply/demand first. Supply chain shortages that resulted in the inflation uptick happened after.\n\nMedian Real wage has been increasing since 2014. Real wages feel lower because non-discretionary consumer spending has been where the brunt of inflation has happened. Discretionary consumer spending has become more affordable. Foods expensive, TVs are cheap.
All you had to do was choose the other side but instead you chose pain.
Always has been
This guy is giving out free over the jorts hand-jobs in his DMs! 🙏😩
Meta to totally recover next week?
And to think I would have blown my money on NVDA puts but I was busy at work.
What does GOOGL do from here? \n\n\nI just sold all my shares from CC. Wanna buy back in on a pullback
lol. Elon be pulling uno reverse.
I tried to buy on margin only to learn my rinky-dink RIA never passed the paperwork along to Pershing.
We gotta figure out how to tax those loans the billionaires(hundred millionaires too)take that they use as income.
Been training for an ironman the past few months. People ask what’s the hardest part of training. It’s paying for the grocery bills. \n\nStraight up eating for a family of 4 on my own. 
Yeah. I shrugged and sold a covered call. Wonder what happens next.
Very
Mmmmmm words are easy to assemble, but I'm willing to gamble then if they got through the FDA I think they can do it. I hope they execute well without needing to dilute so much in the short term. I'll start looking up their investor calls then thanks.
Platinum. Limited downside (won't fall under $800/ounce) and comparatively cheap.
Stop gambling
Pick a company that has earnings every day and go all in every time
they literally did though. they said they're putting AI chips in the new macbook lines and it jumped to 175 but the whole thing sold off and it went lower so that clearly didn't work.
When doing dd what sources do you use?
Thought war is bullish
People were bearish on them last week, what changed?
ngl i dont even know what an ira is I'm from Canada lol is it like a tfsa?
LOL my ass these fuckers better print!
Yes, WSB has that much influential power. Best not let them know what the ticker is. 🧠👌
This shit is gold
Ghey ber spotted.
Right now the market says SQ is worth ~$74 per share with $22B in revenue (market cap is 2x). Prior to their big run up in 2020, the last time they were at $74 they had $9B in revenue and far fewer assets.\n\nThis isn’t necessarily a short-term earnings play because they have consistently reinvested almost 100% of profits back into acquisitions, R&D, and growth. But at some point all they need to do is simply decide to keep some earnings and their EPS will suddenly shoot through the roof.
a less regarded, less rich person
This is the way.
Yeah but they haven’t talked about AI yet, so they’ll probably use it as their get-out-of-jail-free card.
maybe a 5/10 on a scale of 10 of 20.
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Once this one hits I'm going to bet it goes to 7 by eow
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Fractional shares are pointless lol
It wasn’t for over a hundred years and now it is, this will certain delay peoples’ retirement by at least a decade that relied on something that worked for over a century. What benefits do we get in return with this new tax proposal? More bombs to kill innocent civilians with from Raytheon?
$1000 parlay trust brother
Go back to the week of august 24 2023 and you’ll see we are running this same market fractal. Use ES. They are nearly identical.
!banbet MCD -5% 4d
Walk away. Unless you have an edge you will lose even more.
I keep saying this but the ego of Elon will do anything to crush our dream
Nope
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This story has never ended well for anyone, ever. But sometimes we have to let it play out to learn ourselves. Expensive lesson though homie.
Rate cut in June is programmed
There is an investor call recording you can look up on their site from earlier today. Based on listening to that they seem to really have their shit together. 12 month supply already available, have initial orders that will ship on May 6th, they have distribution agreements with all 3 of the big medical distributors, sales teams set up and ready to roll, drug doesn’t require any special refrigeration so easy to store and use by care providers, etc. They sounded to me like they have their act together to become legit.
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NVDA split wen 
Their market share is pretty comparable with azure's at this point. They are not in the dominant position they once were, and may even be a few percentage points lower in market share now.
Put it on black of course
IBRX will moon. Shorted stock with great FDA approval = yummy tendies
You know what to do
If you're use two hands then how are you shave, regard? 🚫🧠⁉️
??
My dreams come true!
Take a break
Easy fix just message to me 
He should have said 'regard'
Smh…you guys all deserve your loss porn
I feel like it could maybe hit $8 but after a bit of a tank. You’re gonna have people most likely fomoing on Monday and a ber trap will ensue.
🌈🐻
The major fuck up with the IRA is that you aren't claiming that loss on your taxes. You straight lost and don't even get to deduct it
SOFI going to moon at earnings. IV will kill most gains. Then about a week later it'll go back to $7. This Is the pattern
Owner privilege
I did not enjoy today at all
I don’t see any news about ALAB but it mooned 20% today
LOL, 100 here on the 508p, up to 118 currently.
Sounds like someone is learning about pin risk
I think I found a ten bagger but I’m too scared to post DD so my calls don’t get wiped from existence
what time is LLY earning report?
Gym class?
He took out a lot of his gains to his not “Coke Fund”, and restarted with 250k I think.
Earnings and everyone thinks it'll pump
Smartest decision any regard has ever made here
OP's got two hands.
No but there will be a good dip middle of next week. Double top just under today’s high the following week then we waterfall under this weeks lows into late May
didnt sell any of my calls. I'm loaded to the tits with random ass calls. very low confidence going into the weekend.
Right when the economy is at a tipping point he’s trying to dissuade people from investing?
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Dawg if becoming the richest person in the world makes you a regard, what exactly are you?
$ROPE
First step, quit seeking advice from Reddit.
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They do a lot more than dick pills that's why they're successful
!banbet SOFI 10 4d
They love other people's money and hate other people's success
Then who spread and who shaved? 🤔🤔⁉️
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teacher helped me
Borrow 10k for one last ride?
learn how to pull out bro
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I don't care about the squeeze. I just want to know how good the fundamentals are and what their production capabilities will be like. Squeeze talk is such BS for me.