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| BREAKING: VERY GOOD SIGN… negotiations will continue into tonight |
| So I had this idea for a film back when oil went negative, on this physically settled (in Cushing, OK!) market.\n\n\nBack then all the tanks were full, so the protagonists eventually hired bouncy castles and filled them up with the oil.\n\n\nSo you could try that!? |
| I setup this sweet cot with a canopy I got , going to make kebabs and relax while looking at the trees and sky. |
| Don't forget you can put a barrel inside the cab too |
| The market is literally follow the leader and you make money. Don't even have to time it right just capture the middle 60% if the move and you'll make bank. |
| I wiped out all my gay ber put losses this weekend longing spy and MU |
| Donald of Hormuz\n\nPraise be to Allah |
| If you don't come back to atleast 5 notifications for a comment you dropped in the daily, have you really accomplished anything with that comment? |
| They actually even forgot where exactly they put the mines. I'm not making this up. This really happened. |
| no way this is real |
| Was there a ceasefire or was it just ceasefire talks? I legitimately have no idea at this point. |
| Classic rory |
| Volume is dead today |
| I bought on Thursday at the close |
| I've never been keen on that new "feature." |
| Hes gonna get you a peace deal. Better say thank you |
| I miss my lil evil ass lying ex talking stage |
| We're gonna need a bigger garage.\n |
Fake and gay\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/f69cjsz1qmug1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9296392ca1c433d8ba063c2f16aa3b237997dfec\n\n Cluseau Investments (@blondesnmoney) on X Uh oh x.com |
| Did you buy prior to meta ai? |
| There should be a weekend market |
| Google was considered the loser before that. |
| PLTR will NOT escape the SaaSapocalypse and since it was price for more than absolute perfection, the selloff will be even more spectacular |
| this sub needs to mandate that at least the user wsb comment history needs to be set to public in order to comment\n\ncomplete joke that literal retards who are always wrong are taken seriously |
| I wonder if tarrif paid in Yuan is a non starter for US talks |
| You know him better than he knows himself |
| # ARK Invest reverses yearlong Palantir sell-off with $10M buy across four funds |
| if IV crushed fast the Long dated calls might make you a lot more. For example I have sold 2 year bitcoin leap options that burned 90% of the premium in a couple months. Price never even got close to strike. |
| I let my 7 year old watch Nosferatu and now she hasn’t slept for weeks 🙄 |
| The other goyball sport |
| Beautiful. |
| You mean to tell me it isn't normal to receive death-threats regularly? Oh man, i've been doing this entire reddit thing wrong. |
| Are we un-ceasefired yet? |
| What do you expect from a guy who fucks couches |
| Last year Feb it was semis that was getting cratered thanks to deepseek.\n\nThis year its Anthropic killing all the SaaS.\n\nWhat next year? Maybe memory stocks? Although Google already succeeded in that.. |
| If neither bullish nor bearish - just a chickenshit who doesn’t touch his port. I’m definitely bearish on civilization - just not sure it will crumble before the nasdaq |
| pimp my grift |
| You gonna pick up 50,000 gourds? |
| Fitting the email is signed best regards 🤣 |
| You're cooked. |
| And they'll 100% demand for him to fuck not partially but all the way off bahaha 🤌🤌 |
| Live traffic |
| Epstein Isle |
| Seems reasonable. I'm a bear anyways and I bet on DAX dropping |
| I don't see the problem. You know there are no cancellations right? |
| Microsoft was declared the AI winner back in September.... How quickly things have changed |
| If the markets were open, i would be loading up on so much USO 150 longs after that 🥭 tweet\n\nVery apparent we are up shits creek without a paddle, most experts are saying the next few weeks is when the crunch will start to hit |
| You can find on npr planet money similar story to help you find a way to sort it out |
| downloading ain't equal to using, tho\n\nhalf the installations will likely be people trying it once and reverting back to ChatGPT, the push by Meta to distribute is unsurprising, but the retention is where the game is played |
| JD receives praise for bringing home participation trophy.. |
| Tell them to send it back |
| So when does your hedge fund start taking clients? \n\nSeriously if you can do all this you can focus. So focus on making bank. \n |
| Any JFROGgers in the chat? |
| Touch some grass buddy. Go for a walk or go to the gym. Hell even go to a coffee bar and chill there alone. Nothing wrong with that |
| I only watch CNBC out of respect for Andrew Ross Sorkin. Joe Kernan is an absolute imbecile. |
| Storage gonna cost $100 per barrel each month 😂 |
| Idk this could be the start of the Inverse 47 trade, that ticker has a lot of juice to drink |
| I would legitimately not be surprised. |
| I think he is leveraged to the tits with Palantard |
| Weather is the obvious answer |
| How else will he get into the boys soul? |
| Don't give them ideas please |
| >A "torta girl" is a slang term, primarily popular on TikTok and within US Hispanic communities, used to describe a full-figured, chubby, or overweight Latina woman. While sometimes used in a derogatory way, some users have reclaimed the term, which originates from the Mexican sandwich ("torta"), to promote body positivity.\n\nWell okay then. |
| If the straight finally reopens trump will 100% demand for it to be renamed after him |
| baseball |
| peak |
| "Retail buy puts and the markets keep pumping"\n\n That doesn't sound like influencing the markets to me.\n\nJust delete your goddamn account already, man. This stuff isn't for you. |
| speak for yourself bro \n\nGet some friends. |
| You mean oily racoon |
| Another day, another couch - JD |
| Texans going to jump the fence to get healthcare. |
| Big hope so |
| No nba tonight!! What do I gamble on?!!!! 🤬🤬🤬🤬 |
| What if hormuz tolls needed to be paid in 🥭 coin!? |
| Exactly, their software just aggregates other software, nothing groundbreaking at all, nothing about it makes the stock deserve to be where it is |
| Stocm market is dead lol. Wont ever break out this range |
| I like tortas that have a bubbly personality. Mean tortas are just something else. |
| So what’s the deal with the JPM Collar, does that shit actually matter or what? I ignored it at the end of Q1 and got fucked |
| Thank god OP didn’t buy Uranium calls. |
| Mercari and eBay |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/TreeofLibertyFood made a bet that SPY would go to 650.0 within **3 days** when it was 674.974 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 0 wins and 1 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| CL=K\n\nWTI futures. |
| I miss the casino 🥲 |
| Would make sense timeline wise\n\n USO long calls would print |
| I'm sure ~~Barron~~ markets would love more tariffs on China for supplying arms to 🇮🇷\n\n#Do it 🥭 |
| Mildy bullish on USO if the biggest sticking point is the straight of homos. |
| Ah, yes, Reddit karma. The most highly regarded mark of success. |
| Too retarded even for this sub check in over at wallstreetshortbus |
| Yeah 13.2 gallons @ 4.359 came out to 57.92 |
| its TACO, so upside down picture book. |
| Once it hits 600 first; they will leave with no deal. Spy will drop to 650. Throughout the week it will continue down to 620. Over next weekend it will hit 600 before popping off. |
| You are exactly correct it was just rhetoric\n\n\n\n |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/CalligrapherSenior52 made a bet that SPY would go to 600.0 within **4 weeks** when it was 666.873 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 0 wins and 3 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| No one cares about your middle class publicly educated redditor opinion |
| https://preview.redd.it/gcya4wntomug1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=78438aad0dd0a6c6417dcc7e49a3ff35800c4da2 |
| Why wasn’t Obama in the White House during 9/11? |
| You smell it, you buy it |
| Only non military vessels allowed transit to strait hormuz -reuters\n\nShould I call? |
| People still read books? Nice! |
| That's partially what these wars and attacks on Venezuela and Iran are about. The US economy is dependent upon the world staying on the PetroDollar. That's basically forcing countries to hold USD or invest in the US to generate USD. But because we have been on a system that forces countries to have a stake in the USA, it spreads out all that inflation across the world. Rather than felt in the US. |
| What are you doing Rory?!! |
| Canada and Mexico with free healthcare 😮 |
| sour grapes |
| Anyone else here hate when the weather is nice on the weekend?\n\nCuz of how it reminds you that without trading you have no freinds or s/o's to do fun activities with |
| Fair |
| I have no idea what those things mean and I assume that is the best possible scenario. |
| If China attacks Taiwan, Intel will 🌕 |
| Barrels o fun |
| It’s absolutely not impossible. They aren’t going to force private businesses to do it, but public sector can pull it off. There are much poorer countries than France that already don’t use a lot of American computing services. |
| I feel like we need to put to rest that this administration cares about having a solid excuse for anything it does. |
| If you keep saying that your calls might print lol nice ad bro. |
| look i dont care about the strait but if you dont open it I WILL END YOU. still, i dont care. whatever. but OPEN THE FUCK UP. im gona go read a book. IT BETTER BE OPEN WHEN I GET BACK. |
| On gas? |
| They’re 2 sides of the same coin. If deposits didn’t make a run and withdraw their cash, the bank could’ve held those bonds through maturity with no negative impact. The poor management of interest rate risk created the conditions for a run to fail the bank but the bank doesn’t fail without the run. |
| Thank you for correcting the record 🫡 |
| The right tortas are the hottest women in the world |
| Coo will check it out |
| Religion is less a universal unifier and more a force multiplier. It strengthens whatever social dynamics are already in play. |
| True. But, it is an absolutely delusional market which will print your calls on Monday. |
| I forgot he came up with that stupid idea in the middle of a question with a reporter |
| Yah, it should be more |
| The first part of your comment is true. |
| Meta will get delisted, say hello Wendy's |
| maybe not that bad but its definitely something to consider that nvidia and broadcom was up 3%+ on friday while spy was break even |
| I trade options. One security or index has thousands of options charts. |
| Which specific oil ticked are you looking at on there? My curiosity is up. |
| Are you unfamiliar with rhetorical questions? Last I saw Iran was refuting that reporting? |
| Xi is too practical to do that. Look at Russia-Ukraine and Iran, it never goes as smoothly as you think.\n\nXi is just hanging back watching all the other nations grind themselves down while maintaining all the economic leverage in the world |
| No garage but has a massive living room. |
| 🫵 YFI |
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| Then the midterms happen and it’s all over |
| https://preview.redd.it/g5s43q77omug1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=537b20b852263bbb5f7def8329df076c208df5c8 |
| Gotta test your product in Iran first |
| /s for the literalist retards in here |
| NVDL gang 🫡 |
| This has to be a scam |
| He used a time machine in another dimension |
| Easier to pick out in a crowd, cooks better, less ads, lower cost. |
| Hahaha man thats my laugh for today |
| https://preview.redd.it/f9lm5ur1omug1.jpeg?width=2000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c2eae996ef81fbb5e83921c9c496d2428b4e9aa3 |
| This is absurd |
| https://preview.redd.it/9ptzfeg0omug1.jpeg?width=498&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=15624a72dc60db54815502d8a84eccaca6d61d9d |
| Market is being propped up by semiconductor stocks while software takes a shit. The upcoming correction in semis will send the market tumbling to SPY 600. |
| Software will be a different world in the near future. People can just use Ai to produce bespoke software for themselves. |
| Don’t answer the door. Typically they won’t drop it without a signature of an adult |
| Unpopular Opinion. Chuds and Tortas are just nice people who like food over vanity. |
| If history has taught us anything it’s that religion is the great unifier of disparate civilizations. |
| #NVDA GANG Members checking in |
Honestly... Go collect it and load up Youtube searching for "Home made crude oil refinery DIY"\n\n How to make gasoline and diesel fuel out of crude oil A lesson and demo on distillation of crude oil to make gasoline and diesel fuel. I am in the USA, so temperatures are in Fahrenheit unless otherwise stated. www.youtube.com |
| I'll buy 1 |
| War was last season. Market on to New plotlines. |
| I’ll haul it for you I have my hazmat on CDL. |
| Made $1300 in two days the last two days it was awesome. OPEN THE CASINO ALREADY 🎰 |
| I'm with your thinking. These things swing, cyclical. Pulling up a 5yr chart makes me laugh, parabolic. I have a hard time not believing supply and demand will go the other way. Where's there's money to be made competition steps in, then prices drop. And the market will sniff it out long before it actually happens.\n\nBut I'm no expert, look at my damn username. I own SNAP for crying out loud. Probably inverse me |
| At least 10 tanker trucks. |
| I'm unnecessarily leveraged to eth. So, I'm happy lol |
| https://preview.redd.it/8xw4girtnmug1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dd2822904ed789e8b93252c700a7c05d48a77976 |
| Nothing ever happens |
| Go outside man |
| Money managers are just WSB degenerates with more cash duh 🤪 |
| Iranian media are kind of 🐻 for talks, and yes anything can happen |
| So big orange is claiming he is responsible for taking out Bin Laden… in 2011… during Obama’s first term. What the hell are we even doing here? |
| Bet there's some amazing biryani |
| If China ever wanted to strike at Taiwan, now is a good a time as they'll ever get in a long time. |
| I think that is already established fact considering he was killed in his own house.\n\nThere is the story of the guards begging him to evacuate and he asked them if they could evacuate all the millions of Iranians. If not why should he get special treatment.\n\nConsidering he didn't have much to lose being 86 and his religion is big on martyrdom it is pretty clear he was fine with that. |
| I’m bullish af on so many stocks |
| The line between being thicc and being a torta is very slim…. |
| One source said Iran insists it retains control over the waterway and can charge vessels. Iranian negotiators are rejecting "joint control" options,\n\nNegotiations broke down because Donald wants a cut of the strait toll |
| So many people in here were screaming bloody murder friday when it was down 0.3% I had to buy a couple shares |
| I hope these talks aren’t gonna be another nothing burger and just escalate more, honestly don’t know what to expect from JD |
| Fill up now or wait till after deal ? |
| because i have the cards and i'm not at the meeting |
| classic Meta overspending on AI to make loss-leading products that are still behind the most popular free models lol |
| I’ve offered him $70 for 500 barrels yet crickets… he don’t understand he cooked— bbq 😂😂 |
| This past week is fine. I had tacos twice….that’s what happened. |
| Would you accept rubles Comrade? |
| It's got nothing to do with monday you regarded bovine. |
| I saw a ticker get massively bid up after a post on here. I can’t tell who is dumber. You degens or professional money managers who have to straight face tell their clients they are buying into a stock because it was trending on a page with a piss martini. |
| What if US hits their ship on their own, on purpose, and blame it on Iran? Ofcourse they will make the explosion look like it was a mine, but it would actually be an inside job with explosives already planted on the ship |
| WHAT THE FRICK |
| Well considering 80% of the US population lives in a HCOL area, I’d say that most makes the most sense to me. |
| They don't have the cards |
| Wen SPY 700? |
| Yes, most of their cloud is for useless saas |
| It's all theater |
| Depends on what type really. WTI or Brent? Sure. OPEC or anything heavier, you're not going to have a fun time |
| They’ve been negotiating for decades lol this didn’t start this weekend. |
| For me I've found that Trading view on my laptop, my brokerage on my phone is really all I need.\n\nMost charts are going to be telling the same story, as far as the macro goes, on any given day to day..is if I know what futures are doing, I can be pretty sure I know what the vix, the dollar, oil. the ten year, etc are doing. Not that I don't check, I just don't need to see them all at the same time. \n\nSo I basically watch the indices and futures and then compare them to what the stonks I favor are doing. Every couple hours I will check the sector flows to see what's/leading and lagging. But to have all that up on 12 different screens seems super redundant to me. |
| Feels like 'threads' launch all over again... |
| I don't know what anyone is really expecting from this meeting.\n\nIf you're Iran, why the hell would you agree to anything when you can keep turning the screw to get what you want.\n\nThey are just buying some time to load up on Russian and Chinese AA and dig out those missiles.\n\nWhen the US threatens to obliterate again, say you will come to the table, rinse, wash, repeat and inflict more economic pain again to get the needle moving your way |
| Apparently OP hasn't been looking at the disaster building in the private credit market. Boom!!! |
| Keep us updated on your journey oil man |
| 685-687 this week, retest 660s again within 10 days after that, then we march back to ATH before 6/1 is my guess |
| Me for sure. This is what I do for income. |
| 😂😂😂 |
| This is one of the best ever. Thanks OP. |
| He's right |
| Just post to WSB to advertise a free tank load of gas behind the Wendy’s. They won’t notice it’s raw oil till you have successfully distributed all 2000 barrels. |
| Oh this is peak WSB content right here\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/8121se27nmug1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=26a36063d810d7927f4342a6cb4adaddd709a6ec |
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| 🫵YFI |
| Wdym, everything on WSB is real. |
| All over 4 stars reviews. Do you think JD can DoorDash it to us? |
| Your delusions won't make your puts print on Monday |
| Source? |
| It's Baron. |
| Microsoft seems like an obvious long term stock buy, but am I stupid? |
| Don’t think market even cares, trading on vibes and good tweets 😂 |
| Cold shower for the permabulls on here: No deal will happen this weekend, and I honestly don't see any deal happening any time soon.\n\nTrump is already coming out claiming victory regardless of a deal, so he's ready to just say screw it and leave.\n\nIf the strait situation remains as it is now (or even the "improved" conditions Iran specified in their 10 point plan, of 15 ships a day with tolls) we are going to see a global recession by the end of the year. |
| Hall of WSB regard First Class |
| P Diddy will be calling you. |
| Looool go to sleep |
| This. |
| Massive red Monday morning |
| I cant stop laughing 😂😂😂. Blame it on Alexa 😂😂😂 |
| \nThe reason we haven’t had a bad downturn like 2008 is actually pretty simple. The same type of systematic risk that housing impacts hasn’t been around since then. Downturns have been contained and COVID saw record spending and asset purchases by the fed to move the market up. |
| Enjoy your ads bro! |
| It literally takes 20 seconds to fact check this and see the post is BS. \n\nNo wonder the world is going to shit 😂 imagine believing this shit. |
| We don't know if you saw that or not, why are you asking us. What a weird question |
| talks going bad - calls\n\n |
| Don’t it sound fancy and great for your engine ?😂😂 |
| Breaking: Just confirmed US is sending 3 trilion dollars to Israel. |
| Reuters has nothing supporting this claim, where did you get the info? |
| Spot trading? 😂😂😭 |
| I could've swore they were out back a Pakistanian Wendy's |
| You should be banned but you won't ...puke |
| Meta makes money from (allowing) scams and now ads too. Zuck is cuckd |
| Your Mom downloaded it so she could edit her pfp to remove wrinkles. That's probably 80% of the installs. |
| I sense a lot of the bot volume isn't sophisticated either.. like just blind buying on every Truth social post. If it works most of the time, I guess that's good enough. |
| Why you airing out our secrets…? 🤦♂️ |
| You can sell it to P-Diddy. |
| So it didn't actually happen? |
| Anything over 2 am and the SOP calls for chinese food with extra sweet and sour chicken. |
| That's how negotiations start. It's better than where the world was 3 days ago. So in that sense it is positive. Having said that I have no confidence in the US Admins negotiating skills. |
| I wonder if you'll actually get 2000 barrels. What are the made of? I've always assumed steel 44 gallon drums, but maybe they're made of plastic, or maybe they're old timey wooden ones. \n\nOP, send photos |
| Based on what? |
| I would bet my first born child it hits 700 |
| WSB has the best memes. |
| All of that just to underperform the market. |
| omg you let a commodity futures contract expire without selling?? What did you think would happen once the contract was executed.. fucking LOL |
| It’s a completely trash app and its being force fed on the other platforms but once people download it they realize it’s useless |
| Yeah I mean what's the response when the peace talks between these irrelevant parties prove to be irrelevant? Israel is not stopping, will the US really pull its support for Israel here? Will Iran allow passage through the Strait with a war against Israel underway? |
| I got the opposite to you. I got 6/18 630 puts I hope I don’t get fucked 🤣 |
| Sorry no futures contract for the baby oil. |
| svb was uniquely stupid (an undergraduate finance student could’ve done a better job managing their interest rate risk, and technically you could do a better job in a literal robinhood account or on fucking polymarket or whatever) but the equity holders, or “the bank” lost dearly. Depositors still shouldn’t have gotten bailed out unless the FDIC plans on making the coverage limits unlimited |
| I'm ber but I'm like 80% long because I'm not dumb |
| 9 decoys is crazy and super boss. either Iran has best PR team or theyre genuinely bad ass lol cuz Im kinda rooting for them |
| I prefer 12 tons of compost myself \nhttps://www.cornwalllive.com/news/cornwall-news/stunned-gardening-gran-accidentally-orders-5374366 |
| Remember, the future eventually becomes the present. |
| best regards need the most attention! |
| https://preview.redd.it/7nhvlsqcmmug1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5e9ab8832d1748f57b0a45b4dc84c64793c920cd |
| ATH.TO I'm most bullish about. Expect a 2x in 2-3 years from buybacks alone at $75 WTI. CVE probably most attractive upside of majors. XEG.TO is the Canadian Oil ETF, diversification across most of the industry. NNRG.TO is an ETF by ninepoint, either buy and hold that or look at the holdings and do some DD on those. Really can't go wrong |
| He ded |
| I am crying from laughter reading this lmaooooo |
| Dig a pit in your yard. Pour the crude into the pit and pretend you struck oil while planting roses. Then, sell your land to an oil company for millions. Geeze, am I the only one around here with a brain? |
| Willing to offer tree fiddy. |
| Bastard even included the ticker |
| Meanwhile the millionaires are using an iPhone from a beach in Cabo |
| I can see the tweet “ talks are going well so much progress!” |
| I have an Eiffel tower ☺️ |
| h-oily cannoli |
| Cope |
| ##A Saturday Zoom Call\n>\n**Vance:** “Sir…*checks notes for 14th time*…nvm.”\n\n**Mango:** “I’m thinking we don’t need the straight anyway. We win no matter what. It’s no problemo.”\n\n**The Narrator:** “But it was all problemo.” |
| Cushing, Oklahoma is where WTI is traded. But I’m not seeing any major interstates or rail running through it. How? |
| And still the talks didn’t Ad Vance LMAO |
| Its Harry Dresden motherfucker |
| https://preview.redd.it/7ppe6ve5mmug1.png?width=251&format=png&auto=webp&s=851b8f13d8a5bfc6ec3ea514f0c762f18d6a8890 |
| Imagine thinking a deal could be done tonight |
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| You didn’t say “DJT can keep posting about it I’ll keep shorting it.”?\n\nSeems like you got that backwards. You didn’t make your OP about spying companies, you made it about Trump mentioning it. \n\nI’m not arguing the politics of it, I’m arguing that from your original post it seems like you’re shorting PLTR simply because someone you don’t like talked about it. \n\nYou also later mention that you hate it for the spying of Americans and doing murder overseas. So I wanted clarification. \n\nSo you also hate Garmin GPS? Military uses it to navigate in aircraft. Are they murderers too? What about AM General? They make the humvee’s. Are they murderers? What about planned parenthood?\n\nCause it’s bad financial advice to hate something simply because someone you disagree with speaks about it. \nAnd using reasons like “murdering people abroad” seems flimsy too. If you said you hate all government for murdering people, I could agree with you. Both parties have done this. There was a blue president that sent a record breaking number of drone strikes that killed lots of people during his seat in the chair. I don’t say that to imply I’m picking a side, I’m solidly in the middle looking at both sides like they suck equally. \n\nSo to wrap this up, you did in fact mention DJT. You didn’t mention PLTR “murder” originally. But you later said you don’t like them cause they contribute to murder. So I just simply want to know if your hatred was because of legit reasons, or purely emotional and based off something more shallow and political. |
| Mine lies like a white house press secretary |
| \> Palantir stock rising in afterhours during peace negotiations \n\nvery sus price movement |
| My Facebook app auto updated...did I download it? |
| https://preview.redd.it/4ym5rdm2mmug1.jpeg?width=120&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9494632e2ccbe7bb1c7f6b5e514fd553e4627fb3\n\n |
| It's 2:00am in Islamabad. If they're gonna pull an all-nighter, I wonder if there's good pizza in that city? 🤔 |
| That's fake. IBKR does **not** allow retail clients to take physical delivery of commodities. Full stop. |
| So some garbage met other garbage, good to know |
| The ball crushing facility? |
| This is the major reset trump was posting about |
| Smart money, all those monitors are tax write-offs |
| !remind me: 2 days |
| Just in: 10 additional planes from Tehran and Istanbul have just landed in Islamabad Nur Khan Airbase. |
| Fuck man, that’s shitty,\n\nWhat’s your account sitting at now? |
| Lol they blew up the talks. As expected |
| Natural order of things. Something Ber cannot understand |
| Has intel nana guy broke even yet? |
| Top signal |
| But he ended 8 wars lol |
| My port is up +741% since I started sunning my \n b hole 🍑🌞 💸💸💸 |
| Being on this sub makes you a dummy 😂 I love to watch tho |
| It will be interesting to read the history books and see whether the 86 y.o. khomeini martyred himself intentionally to "save", build resolve in IRGC after January, and solve a regime change question. |
| Why!?! Somethings you don’t say out loud 😂 |
| OK |
| Didn't I see a news article saying warships are already pushing through the straight? Seems like Trump is correct. |
| Lmfaoooo |
| So you're saying I can drink it?\n\nYou son'ova bitch, I'm in! |
| Atleast he has his own oil to get cooked |
| Would you be willing to give me 100 barrels only for free? My son's 10th birthday is next week and all he has on his wish list is 100 barrels of light sweet crude. I already told him he could have it and he'll end up crying if his birthday is ruined. But I'll also need 100 of the actual barrels because all we have here are six 1/4 gallon Tupperware boxes. Oh and can you drop it off like next Tuesday? I don't drive.\n \nTHANKS HON!!! 😀 😀 😀 😀 |
| JD got a free trip to Pakistan, biryani dinner. Victory. |
| Better drain the pool |
| Are those two events already scheduled? |
| Or be further under oil. |
| Vance asking if the Iranian officials have even said thank you yet? |
| You will loss more if you have more monitors 🤣 |
| Reddit's crappy app doesn't update the browser version when you read a comment. I have over 1000 unread messages lol. |
| I've abandoned my child! I've abandoned my boy! |
| Behind the local Wendy's |
| Nothing like losing a game, going home and gas lighting your family that you won, and realizing they don’t give AF. |
| You're mad people are talking about a space mission? Fucking weird dude. |
| How dudes with $100 in WSB manage their ports |
| Lets be honest. This admin doesnt have ~any~ success in negotiating lasting peace deals.\n\nDespite what they claim. |
| Until space stocks go up another 25% |
| He's extracting pure retardium leave him alone |
| It will go up but, if they keep over spending on A.I. it won’t rip like people expect |
| i just took a dump and it felt like i just opened the strait of hormuz SPY 800 monday |
| Bring those 🧢 back out |
| If this was real, how would someone hypothetically handle this? Could they not just sell the contract to someone else? |
| I’ll build my own AI chips, with blackjack and hookers |
| I'm sorry, am I the only person who thinks ChatGPT sucks?\n\nI pay $20/month. When I go to another app while I run a prompt ChatGPT crashes (Gemini & Claude does not do this) |
| Ugh, imagine having to spend your weekend with JD Vance, Steve Witkoff, and Jared Kushner. Our Iran quant is really taking one for the team. |
| How long is this Artemis glazing going to go on. 🤔 |
| Exactly the response I was looking for |
| This is most likely fake. IBKR doesn't allow physical delivery for CL. |
| I’ll take em off your hands for $45 a piece and a diet coke, serious offer |
| Straight of Hormuz closers hate this on WEIRD TRICK! |
| They don’t agree on anything but no one is yelling or fighting so it’s positive, wtf |
| Kind of hard to move on when gas is pushing 4.50 a gallon. |
| Click unsubscribe |
| It's like talking to a wall lol. \n\n\nListen I'm an imperialist too, I prefer winning outright. \n\n\nThinking about how the negotiation process and subsequent time unfolds and compounds initially small changes, is a different war.\n\n\nI don't mean to be a dick about this, sorry pal 🤝 |
| The depth of analysis here never lets me down\n\nPut the fries in the bag, kid |
| You broke it, You Buy it 💔💔 |
| I could lose everything and still have more money than you 🤣. |
| MAGIC WINX SIRENIXXXXXXX |
| No, but market will rip to new ATH anyway. |
| Feel the rhythm with your trades\n(Buy the bottom while you can)\nOil Man |
| Iran talks going well? |
| Holy F you're cooked bro |
| Most mango thing that 🥭 ever said was when he threw shade at McCain and said he likes people who weren't captured. 🫣💀 |
| Lol, of course it is, everyone already downloaded the other ones and just realized Meta is trying it too. This means very little if those that are downloading it aren't impressed by it. |
| This is mainly related to saturation in software coding which affect SaaS.\n\nThere are other knowledge areas like Biology where it will take another 5-20 years to reach saturation point |
| Any Pricetafs since u a veteran in this stock? |
| Add some baby oil too if you got it |
| Clearly you could just sell the rights to this oil to another company |
| Iran absolutely runs information warfare campaigns. |
| I know this is u/PathMobile for sure |
| 🐻 riding poots next week when Spy touches 650\n\nhttps://youtu.be/gER7xe11nz8?si=64WWLRwAlWBO2ruh |
| Sounds like r/investing questions |
| Yeah bc another country doesn’t want to stop bombing its neighbor |
| I heard the pizza restaurant near the Hormuz just got an order big enough to feed an army |
| I've been short 🌽 since November, finally got long friday. Feels good to be a bull again. |
| If Peter Thiel’s bowels could tell stories… |
| The transport will be thru pipelines not physical. |
| I’m in ADBE and CSU with pretty large positions. I have the same thesis. Let’s hope we are right or Wendy’s it is! |
| Fake, I just came to the same conclusion. Top marks for the idea from op though |
| Using 1 year old SPY data to make predictions is not very cash money |
| I think there was a story about a gun business that started by an accident.\n\n |
| 100% there will be no deal tonight. Still will go up regardless |
| Faqing Aquaman?! |
| Great.. maybe those calls i bought when the price was $750 will print... F me |
| if it’s gonna rip to all time highs this summer, why did you buy 4/20 expiration? |
| Well, now I know not to do market orders. So if I've been this retarded for 4 months and only lost 23.89% and haven't gone bankrupt, yet, then I'm good at stonks but only if I do the opposite of what I'm doing. Then mango will do something stupid and oil will go back up. Watch YouTube and buy all the tech stonks after the market crashes in 2 months. Problem solved. #logic\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/iqk53bigkmug1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bf7826983b44d5925e6581b4aa61ad0eb122b73c |
| Now don’t make me sic my associate on you |
| Money! Get away. |
| Lmfao. Donny says "we win regardless of whether Iran makes a deal". Sounds like negotiations are going well bulls. 🤡 |
| Final sale? |
| It will Monday it got added to the 100 Friday lmao dude |
| All that setup when all you really need is one or two ultrawide monitors and a couple tabs. |
| Uh. I think that comes from dropping chunks of chicken fried steak and sausage gravy on your crotch. |
| Just not with you 🫵 |
| Clavicular cold approach clip |
| Trump says ‘we win’ regardless of whether Iran makes a deal\n\nLol 🥭 already preparing his dumb base for no deal |
| Lmao\n\nPick it up and send it out to East Asia. |
| Spy $700 is a real possibility this week |
| you should have trump on all monitors. why bother with graphs |
| The US president has addressed the latest talks in Iran, saying “regardless of what happens, we win”.\n\nSpeaking to reporters at the White House, Trump added: “We’ve totally defeated that country. So let’s see what happens: maybe they make a deal, maybe they don’t. It doesn’t matter. From the standpoint of America, we win.”\n\nLMAO he just wants the news cycle to change. But can’t get out of this. |
| No you have to say « screaming Mary » 3 times |
| First pic: your portfolio \n\nSecond pic: your portfolio on meth |
| Fuck, that's a first. |
| market didn’t snipe your puts, you just bought them right before max pain like the rest of us |
| Be careful, the US might invade you. |
| Might be a good time to clean out your garage. |
| Any recommendations? |
| It is not a mine it is a happy little diplomatic incident waiting to happen |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/Excel_Spreadcheeks69 made a bet that SPY would go to 600.0 within **2 weeks** when it was 653.271 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 0 wins and 1 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| Its Downy Day! |
| The one with the polka music and the cat was iconic \n\nEdit: [found it from 5 years ago ](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/s/f9rtbUjRUa) \n\nWow 5 years already |
| "Okay. Ordered all of the oil." |
| Be quiet. |
| He can't get the delivery or pick the oil without account at Oil facility in Cushing, insurances and approved infrastructure. |
| This is why Broadcom went up this week:\n\nThe Fear: For months, Wall Street has been terrified that Google was going to fire Broadcom. Google has been trying to build its custom AI chips (TPUs) entirely in-house to save money, or potentially hire a cheaper competitor like MediaTek to do it. \n\nReality: Google realized building AI chips is too difficult to do alone. They just signed a massive 5-year agreement keeping Broadcom as their main custom chip designer through 2031. \n\nThe Bonus: Broadcom didn't just keep the chip contract; they actually expanded their footprint. Historically, Google built its own networking equipment to connect its chips. Under this new deal, Google gave up and is going to buy Broadcom's networking gear (like the Tomahawk 6 switch) to connect their massive AI racks. |
| Do you live in a community with an HOA? If so, make sure to get their approval! |
| Girls just want to have fun |
| GRAPE GRAPE |
| Agreed |
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| As a bear, you’re so right lol I’m kicking myself for not buying calls before exp on Friday |
| the one with 12 monitors still ending the day red like the rest of us |
| No need, if OP bought online there is a 14 day money back guarantee. Just say, you didn’t like the product and get a full refund |
| Follow the AMZN chip play upstream\n\nAMZN -> MRVL -> SIVE (OTC:SIVEF) |
| Can a moderator contact me please |
| How is that short looking? |
| Is this still available? |
| Pamp eet, roll out spy 700 hats again |
| MACD 🤣 |
| Hilarious. \n\nDon't they start getting charged if they don't accept delivery? |
| We have the best commenters in the world— and it’s because of jail. |
| i just finished Death Stranding 2 and am looking for something to do. Need a porter? |
| Literally what’s the point? |
| Same |
| Worst of the best |
| It’s closer than you think! My avg. was $315 each for 30 dte, I thought that was a bargain. Earnings coming up. I’m reentering the second I see a red week. |
| Then I'll keep it lol. |
| Why is everyone who talks about the negotiations telling me about how bad Islam is now? I thought some of them liked that stuff???? |
| Everyone knows this is fake right? Funny tho |
| Love this |
| boofed it |
| Puts it is |
| Thanks for the unofficial update |
| Not enough memes on those screens. |
| Well, it's from the Israeli Times. They frame it like Iran hasn't been able to open the strait as fast as the US wants 🤔 |
| Yeah I think the biggest misunderstanding here is that one or two acute waves of panic causes a “crash” . If you look at how long it took for the market to bottom after the dot com bubble burst, it was like two years bro.\n2008 was pretty unique but even then market bottom was like a year+ for many stocks since the first bank went under. \nMarket go long time up, long time down |
| This. Damaged Oil infrastructure will take years to rebuild, meanwhile oil equities will print money. |
| All of us 😔 |
| I hear if you chant "ayatollah ayatollah ayatollah" in front of a bathroom mirror three times he appears behind you. |
| I’ve been kinda wondering if everybody and their mother getting into either making or designing chips, and more types of customers locking in contracts for different products, a basket of semiconductor companies could hold enough to not suffer as much from their cyclicality anymore. Thoughts? |
| So if I stop being retarded and have an attention span for more than 8 hours, I'll be good at stonks? |
| Yeah market priced in too much hopium this weekend imo |
| people think it's easy to be an optimist but it's way harder than being a pessimist at least in the stock market |
| It won’t go 2 weeks, gotta run sorties before more manpeds come in from gyna |
| Is this even real? AFAIK Interactive Brokers doesn't support physical delivery for CL, clients with open positions will be automatically closed out at contract expiration. |
| I’ll buy 1 barrel for 5$ below closing price at the end of the trading Monday |
| Well, yeah. When the group you are fighting against takes all the land they wanted, there is probably going to be peace. \n\nWe won by losing! Yay! |
| Do you even realize what you have done |
| > The only problem was oil was still in the shit so paying someone else to was still much more expensive than the proceeds they got from the contract.\n\nOf course, otherwise the actual oil contract traders would've already taken advantage of the obvious arbitrage, raising their price more. Always amazes me that people think they've found an easy-to-find edge the people whose literal jobs are to find these edges haven't, despite all their PhDs and resources. |
| The US military is on its way to give you some freedom |
| Sir, have you forgotten where you are? |
| I hate trump, but I didn’t say anything about hating trump. Just hate companies who spy on regular Americans |
| You can't just hold oil futures because they expire every month. If someone just kept rolling it forward they probably would have just lost their ass to contango/storage costs |
| https://preview.redd.it/3gbdja5djmug1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4fa21c03804dc960235aa7a2ef5b0a6cf2878e5c |
| It is so blindingly obvious that the markets are only going up from here |
| As in, he delayed the bleeding on palantir stock? |
| So you going to leave the country? Or…. |
| How much karma do I need to post I want to show my port blowing up |
| OOPS! This was a horror story used in my Financial Engineering class. I think that one was on cattle.\n\nGood luck!\n |
| It's crude oil, not refined lol |
| Happy weekend!! Hydrated.. moisturized.. retarded 💅 |
| The SMART one! |
| What do you mean, you don't want it?! |
| Oh no, 130 charts on 8 tabs on 2 monitors. |
| God speed and thanks for the laugh |
| Excuse us for not losing as much as you |
| “Where is that stupid Cursor again?” |
| https://preview.redd.it/tteohms5jmug1.jpeg?width=686&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=10c77a3672122199686ebddde384a54273541267 |
| Vitalik |
| You can take half out as a loan and stash it under your mattress for a while. |
| https://preview.redd.it/bn7mamo1jmug1.png?width=288&format=png&auto=webp&s=a87d54f9c0bf9b2149c3f6d80ea2f61d290350e4\n\nyer n oilman nar |
| Buy and hold Canadian oil equities. Can't go wrong. |
| and he probably makes more than most of you paper traders |
| yeah fair enough, but everything else is just decent |
| Idk man, why not just wait it out? |
| hey poor stop giving me\nthumbs down |
| Call Landman |
| There goes Slick Dick Rockefeller again, greasing up another deal. |
| Mexico |
| Could be a perspective thing, but I don’t see a Wendy’s dumpster |
| I’m gonna be out of the butt, and into the fuck, if I don’t come up with that $36 |
| Bowels bailout after that |
| [I lost my child!](https://youtu.be/Qajb3Y4tjuA?si=CT3yl8Te8cJ8PP-Y) |
| who banned me |
| Has anyone actually seen this new ayatollah or are do they just have a cardboard cutout in charge right now? |
| Buy insurance from who, Michael? |
| BCS has higher highs imo |
| 🇮🇷🇺🇸 Past midnight in Islamabad, nothing official... but Iran is leaking the U.S. is making "unacceptable demands," "excessive demands," "overzealous approach."\n\n3 different Iranian outlets, same message, same hour.\n\nWhen one side starts briefing the press this hard, the room isn't going well.\n\nSource: CNN |
| Hiding it is a big deal.\n\nThat's the problem. There isn't even pretending to care anymore.\n\nCorruption and greed is so open and brazen. Everyone hates everyone. Fuck you I'll get mine. If it ain't nailed down steal it. |
| I think SPY may touch all time high on Monday if the deal is done tonight. Else we are looking at a repeat of journey down to 630. |
| Me 🤣 |
| That’s the most bearish of top signals. They weren’t shoeshine boomers, were they? |
| no |
| When you log back in tor reddit to 20+ notifications. What war crime in the comments section have I committed now? |
| 130 monitors you say? |
| i have 90k in my 401k i wanna get that sht out |
| If it’s any consolation puts were like 2:1 on Friday so you’ll have lots going down with you! |
| Weekend Dow is up .00004% somebody knows something |
| How are you gonna count gas? |
| Everyone typing it's bearish in here calls it is where already going to buy calls regardless and didn't even bother reading one comment. Sub is obviously feeling euphoric and starting to convince themselves stinks only go up again. |
| You're worried about Trump's tweet? He's lost a lot of credibility with Iran, Epstein, Ice.... Uhhhh I know the list goes on but I ain't got time for that.\n\nIm holding pltr long and I would of rather had Cramer pump it than trump right now.\n\nUnless there is something that I missed? |
| Just put the mines in the boat, bro. |
| Great one! \n\nI wish I could find one from the baptism scene "...it's the pipeline..." |
| The Venn diagram of people that can’t spell overrated and don’t enjoy Better Call Saul is literally just a circle |
| The sunk cost fallacy is strong with ber |
| *The US Government has entered the chat* |
| Holy fuck. I’m sad over losing $5k. |
| No you wont |
| Like vitalik’s sausage |
| If I travel all the way up there and I find that you’ve been lying to me I’m going to find you and I’m going to take more than my money back |
| And you waited until today to ask if you can cancel it? Ace job there, OP. Bravo! |
| am i unban |
| “You may be wondering how I ended up here” |
| No |
| no u |
| Some people just get glasses. |
| Who’s US? |
| Nobody realizing it's from the day before 9/11 lol? |
| Sometimes I feel like everyone on this planet is bat shit crazy, just some people are better at hiding it than others |
| OBO. Trying to give it a happy home. If the listing is up, its available.\nNo low-balling, I know what I have. |
| bers did |
| Jack Bogle had the sanest idea. |
| I mean, it does happen. I almost bought oil futures cause I saw the spread and thought it was ridiculously low, but I checked with AI first and it said do not touch because of insider trading and the steep backwardation. |
| Anon, prolly |
| All of em |
| accept the liquid |
| All of us? |
| Aren't you allowed private time? |
| The good old Volodymyr special |
| Why are we clearing out mines? I was told they didn't mine the strait |
| Started at 150k, got up to 410k, now down to 25k. I’m too regard to sort the photos in order |
| Friendship ended with Pakistan.\n\nIndia is my new best friend. |
| Hahahaha \n\nHahahaha |
| Just arrange a sale via the pipeline. Make sure the price is advantageous. This is energy trading 101. |
| When will quantum stocks moon again |
| Horny bull behavior |
| You a straddler? Puts in calls up my ass? Hooyah |
| I drink it up! |
| Wait till you guys read up on dolphin rapists. The ocean is like Chicago or LA man. |
| Why crooked face? |
| Omg in case you regards missed this\n\nhttps://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/s/33cfCTXhAl |
| Hahahahahah😂 |
| It wasn’t an official update I was just updating everyone |
| Lmfao |
| All that setup to lose the same as rest of us\n\n👑 |
| Bullish |
| Immediate makes me think of this story: https://thedailywtf.com/articles/special-delivery\n\nSimilarly to this situation, the exchange didn't close the contract and the trading firm had a waterfront location so barge of coal shows up. Enjoy the story telling. |
| I regularly monitor about 130 charts. |
| Europoor investment in 2023 @~17.50, trimmed some when it reached 140, than 160, heve small position I have not sold at 200(regarded me). Now the moment it hit 200 again(in next 3 years at best) will sell rest of it. |
| Only the worst regards here |
| Thanks for the cash flow update |
| Same bro same going to hit the gym now |
| Spent today learning how to avoid PDT flags in my gamba account through boxing. I can exit up to 6 trades per day now\n\nAnd I automated a new strategy for my trading application stack that opens/closes positions based on MACD and RSI indicators, so I won’t have to babysit this account for the extra daily trades |
| Im in that picture and I dont like it |
| If talks don’t work, vice leader cannot run in 28 right? He has every incentive to make it work |
| Not contrarian really tbh, but to operate under this mindset is to demonstrate a fundamental misunderstanding of what large language models actually do. We haven’t even mapped out the outer bounds of the use cases yet, saying they will “reach a saturation point” isn’t just premature, it’s implying there’s even a saturation point in sight (which isn’t confirmed by any major institutions AI or otherwise). If you are positing this as a speculative personal take though, that’s entirely fine. But nothing actually suggests there’s a bottleneck yet. As they are, the efficiency improvements are already probably enough to keep us busy until 2030 and by then we’ll have solved the hard problems of compute and pretraining. |
| Wrong on both counts. BRAVO VINCE! |
| Cleaned my bathroom. Doing some laundry. The depression doesn't seem as bad today. |
| Ethereum rising |
| It’s funny how this always happens with oil. \nPositive or negative doesn’t matter, regards didn’t learn their lesson. |
| Bro, wtf? Im trying to mitigate these losses. |
| Get a job |
| I feel like him doing this would actually hurt the company, good effort though |
| Been eating like one meal a day and nothing else and on top of that Remy gets like 20% of it or I feel bad with him just lookin at me 🥲 |
| https://preview.redd.it/43qhfpbrhmug1.jpeg?width=968&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6cd5e8bf2c150f410f0f80802b4814ff18d110d5 |
| https://preview.redd.it/ppj7mq1rhmug1.png?width=318&format=png&auto=webp&s=c8603a6009c4f45bfa108fda37abc97f39534842\n\n |
| I’m going to get one with a kinda crooked face, but can cook good and doesn’t hit me with too many ads. |
| wtf am I doing here on a Saturday. Btw. My oil calls are fucked aren’t they |
| classic |
| Yo I'll take 5L of 10w 30 please. |
| The OP’s brings them to Cushing, Oklahoma |
| First we had intel nana, now we have regard oil barren. What a time to be alive |
| Lmao Alex Jones is looking for a fight with Donny\n\nStuff like this makes me extremely bullish |
| Generally the sentiment before big crashes. Also crashes occur between 6-8 months after all time highs. I'm not saying bet against the market, but buying into this pump hard is insane and stupid. |
| If this is real it might be one of the funniest things I've ever seen |
| 🥭 is the most corrupt president in office ever. |
| This is how you write a thank you note after you apply for a job at a sex robot company:\n\n\nSubject: Thank You – Excited to Build the Future (Up Close 😉)\n\nHi [Interviewer’s Name],\n\nThank you again for the conversation, I genuinely enjoyed it.\n\nI’m especially excited about the work you’re doing at Sex Robot Inc. It sits at the intersection of robotics, AI, and human connection in a way that’s bold, unconventional, and honestly… kind of irresistible. The idea of building systems that respond, adapt, and create meaningful (and yes, intimate) experiences is something I find both technically fascinating and personally motivating.\n\nI’m drawn to the challenge of making interactions feel natural, responsive, and deeply engaging, where hardware and software come together seamlessly to create something people don’t just use, but actually feel connected to. That’s a rare opportunity, and one I’d love to be part of.\n\nAppreciate your time and consideration, I would love to continue the conversation and get even more hands-on with what you’re building.\n\nBest,\nBorat |
| I remember the same story on the daily wtf from 2009, and it was already probably just a entertaining story\n\nhttps://thedailywtf.com/articles/special-delivery |
| Does this location have chocolate frosties? |
| trips to where? |
| Better Call Saul is over rated, and bers r fukked |
| Israel straight up said they were not gonna stop and their objectives in Iran are not done either. |
| BULLLLISSSSHHH |
| What happens if someone just ignores these notices? Fines? Do you forfeit the oil but still have to pay for it? |
| Wait, didn’t this happen on WSB like a decade ago?? |
| Well? by buying a futures contract of a commodity 🙂 |
| I agree and even ok with SPY surging to $700+ for my bet. \n\nWhat will cause me to hit eject is if the Strait opens in a few days *and* Oil really appears to be trending back to normal prices.\n\n\nIf Oil prices stay elevated like $80 even, I'm going to stick with rolling the IWM Puts 90 days out every 30 days till end of summer, then let it all go if Matket upwards or flat. |
| Hi, you just sell it on the spot market. Call literally anyone. NRG (not NXXT, not those idiots) |
| Congrats! You bought oil futures and now you're getting oil presents. |
| That’s not how it works. Your broker will take it. Sorry you’re gonna lose money for being regarded |
| Your tax dollars you pay from working at the ai company go right back into the company 🙂 |
| Buy high and sell low. Don't ever forget guys. |
| And Rory will choke up 1st place |
| *ayass to ayass* |
| Corn or flour tortillas ? |
| I Guarantee you they absolutely do, as one poor sucker with a barge full of 10,000 barrels of oil found out the hard way. |
| Space Bedouins. With drugs. |
| can't believe i bought in end of day. woke up this morning, remembered, and wondered what i did and why. |
| Its 2026 man, what you doin if you ain't eatin' ass. |
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| It’s like Jungle 2 Jungle when they buy the coffee futures. \n\nSexy voice *hello you* |
| Okay, i am not a native speaker also not very experienced on finance so i didnt understand at all, how do one acquire this? |
| 3 Wendy's closed near me (I live in FL). So probably not |
| Well it’s cause they need a reminder |
| That’s one take on “unacceptable” |
| Oil to 200 btw |
| damn that beard actually makes his face look normal |
| No excuses |
| There were two interactive periods between us and Vietnam. \n\n\nWe lost the war, which you understand.\n\n\nWe won the peace, which you don't. |
| I swear ive heard this somewhere before.... |
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| govt bailout incoming. verbal bailout already here. fiscal bailout next |
| Why follow this nothingburger all weekend?\n\nUntil we get news that somebody got blown up or that theyre all kissing each other in brotherly love, its not gonna come out now |
| Oil to 200 doomers been real quiet today 🤔 |
| Gee, two sides with ridiculous demands who came into this meeting both believing they are winning and have the upper hand, can't come to a middle ground? |
| No. Price is now $50. |
| Scottie gunna make the comeback |
| Yeah, they have and as we found out in 2020 the failure to take delivery price is negative $44 per barrel so this guy owes $88k. |
| I know a guy. What you want for it? |
| My lover is in prison |
| !remindme 2 days |
| I dont think anyone knows right now. This could all be a distraction and nothing will happen. Or its already been pumped on the peace deal likely being accepted and any delay could cause it to go down. |
| didn’t this happen years ago when oil went negative? \n\nDidn’t they try to fill their pool with it in Overland park 🤣 |
| Israel and ceasefires are like Donny and teenagers. They don’t go well together |
| Congrats. YOU’RE GOING TO CUSHING!!! |
| Who pays the grocery bill? |
| Ghey bear, don’t you know, stonks only go up. |
| And that is how you limit the speculation on oil. |
| Wtf is that link |
| I have never once heard of a trader actually being forced to take delivery of anything. \n\nI think there are usually a couple of layers to the abstraction preventing that from happening (potentially for a cut). \n\nEdit: depending on the nature it might not even be an obligatory contract on the buyers end. |
| Mind the long position is still open… |
| SaaS is a thing not because people can't hire an in-house IT person to create a product. Anyone can hire a competent software engineer/team to build a tool or platform.\n\nSaaS works because they handle maintenance, updates and upgrades, compatibility issues etc which quickly overwhelm in-house IT who have all of the other things IT staff need to resolve for the company on their plate already.\n\nAI is an in-house IT guy that doesn't build institutional knowledge and can't perform maintenance. So basically the worst possible version of in-house IT. SaaS is going nowhere. |
| Nice! Love breaking news from my sophomore year of hs |
| I mean, they're literally the same people. |
| # MARKET CAN ONLY GO UP FROM HERE. BUY EVERY SINGLE DIP. EVERY SINGLE ONE. WE RIP INTO THE MIDTERMS FROM HERE |
| Glad you found the it’s funny, still have a sense of humor. |
| Yeah, I bought like $100 each of two ETFs like a year ago and then forgot my password. So, I’m basically a paper billionaire by now. |
| [Nothing solid appears to have been agreed yet](https://aje.news/ndjgyz?update=4483938)\n\nAs expected talks are going nowhere. |
| Get low and eat out your lovers asshole |
| Shockingly that might work. Insane to say, but there are definitely people who would be interested. |
| Brilliant 😁 |
| You morons being bearish on pltr is a buy signal |
| Change your name to Jed Clampett |
| Futures trader here. This made my day. Thank you. |
| BEST REGARDS |
| Goated! |
| We're just the best |
| "JUST IN: Pakistani source says the overall tone of US-Iran talks is positive, but a stalemate remains after Iran called US demands on the Strait of Hormuz “unacceptable.”\n\nSeems like the meeting looking good so far. |
| this looks like my account but with more money 🤣 pretty sure things are gonna flip around on monday |
| I like buying low and selling lower |
| When you ask, he will reply: I didn't say which strait |
| Open the straights. It's ber time |
| But also over Israel and Iraq, so maybe it’s not them? (It probably is though) |
| I like the two week. Extra theta to fuck shipping |
| Did you get an inheritance from grandma? |
| WTF!!!! 😂🤣😭😭😭😭\n\nYou should look into building your own oil refinery in your backyard.....lol |
| That's correct since it's your broker on the hook if you just fuck off and ignore the obligation. But good bait for regards just like all the 800k losses in options. |
Anthropic hasn't replaced a single major SaaS company!\n\nAnthropic themselves use a bunch of other SaaS software.\n\nExamples:\n\n* Anthropic uses Greenhouse (SaaS) for hiring (look up job applications from their Careers page)\n* Anthropic uses Slack for team communications (Slack is owned by Salesforce)\n* Anthropic uses Altassian's (SaaS) status page for their Claude Status updates:  Claude Status Welcome to Claude's home for real-time and historical data on system performance. status.claude.com |
| I have puts too! I am hoping it will be a sell the good news day, since everyone is predicting that anyway the past week or so |
| you can feel it, monday is the beginning of an insane, delayed, bull run. cant wait. |
| I’ll catch you back here later this week 😉 |
| What kind of broker, that does business with regarded bagholders like op, doesnt roll over contracts automatically? |
| OP, contact me |
| I mean it probably will, but there is a point where stuff becomes too expensive to run and has to be scaled down. Most companies and people need is tooling around AI models |
| On paper, you do.\n\nIn reality, you don’t. \n\nThink it through. \n\nYou put $10k into your TFSA. You grow it to $13K. You withdraw $13k. Next tax year, you get to put in $13k + $7k for next year’s limit, and you do that. Total account value comes out to $20k. \n\nNow what if you don’t withdraw?\n\nYou put $10k into your TFSA. You grow it to $13K. You don’t withdraw it. Next tax year, you get to put in $7k for next year’s limit, and you do that. Total account value comes out to $20k. \n\nIn the end, it doesn’t matter if you made profit and withdrew it, and then added it back the next tax year, because even if you don’t withdraw and don’t realize profits, the result is the same.\n\nThat’s the point and concept behind TFSAs and ROTH IRAs. Park the cash. Take it out when you’re done. |
| Donald Trump salary:0, his pump and dump schemes: infinity |
| No shit |
| What did you say? |
| Israel heard the final round of talks were starting and said LET ME FUCK THIS SHIT UP\n> Intense fighter jet activity reported over central and northern Lebanon. |
| It was civilized without you. Thankfully you've come back to end that |
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| Who? Sounds like a good play that we have most likely already missed by a month. |
| Way to squirrelish in here; brown by open. |
| More like poop brown goose events |
| Everything in this news cycle needs to be taken with a grain of salt, especially from the US leadership. People have been crying fake news for the past decade now and theyre part of that damn problem. |
| LMAO |
| The market is held together by Private Equity BS. The top 10% of wealthiest people own 80-90% of the stock market. We’re already is a social and cost of living collapse that isn’t representative of the stock market. Go outside, purchase gas, buy groceries, and see the despair of homeless and the stress of daily living written on the faces of most people. When it will be represented in the “stock market” is anyone’s guess with all the money printing and options the elites have. |
| That’s awesome. |
| Welcome back |
| you're the bottom for microsoft |
| I'll take it if you don't want it. Just have them drop it off at my place |
| That why they gave 2 weeks to discuss not 1 weekend to resolve. |
| 🥭 lovers are fucked. |
| # OP while taking all that delivery:\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/5izdlugpfmug1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=512272f03a0e8ad2a212592f08fee9bfe762c0e3 |
| She’s a 10 but she keeps scrolling through “negotiations going well” updates lol |
| Aren't you a fellow old head of the sub? [This guy](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/g5e3e5/comment/fo2wv53/) almost had it delivered to him but someone bailed him out by buying his contracts, there was another guy who was on the hook for 18 million bbls but he nuked the thread after it made the news. |
| Thank you for your service. |
| “Please open the strait bro. Please bro. Need market to pump and Fed to drop rates. Please bro.” - 🇺🇸 at the negotiation table, probably. |
| YOU DONT BELIEVE THIS BS YOURSELF, DO YOU? LMAO |
| Dork |
| S&P 500 is down 0.4% this year\n\nI'm down 2%\n\nIt was much worse due to Reddit & Meta fucking my portfolio offset by SanDisk & Micron |
| Our office was out of shipping boxes so I went online and ordered more. I accidentally ordered an entire truck worth of FedEx shipping products. Our corporate mailroom was not amused. They denied delivery and sent the truck on it's merry way. I blamed the entire incident on pregnancy hormones and the mailroom let it slide. |
| Yes after you turn your 2,000 barrels of West Texas crude oil into 1,000,000 souvenir jars of West Texas crude oil, the problem almost solves itself. |
| Or enough government intervention (corruption) to save the market at taxpayers' expense. My family depends on this now after making a killing in 2008 and 2020. We're actually all in cuz we know it'll go lower but rocket back cuz corruption and votes go hand in hand. |
| What happened |
| That’s exactly what I would say if I wanted to have the option to deny a future ship explosion. |
| LMAO |
| I think the issue with robotics and physical automation is that it is very hard to make it cheaper than manual labor in many cases, I think models already reached a saturation point and what is improving is the tooling about them. I don't really know about SaaS, many are scared about bagholding |
| What’s that, like, 21 truck loads. Easy pz |
| What makes you think Anthropic will not further improve and eat some of the SaaS lunch? \n \nEven 5-10% is not too farfetched. |
| SPY 800 |
| Here’s the main thing I see, they are stuck on the Strait, which was widely open just a few weeks ago. They will get absolutely no where near an agreement on enrichment. They’ll pump a few wins like detainee releases and sanctions/assets returned but the main goals are far apart on both sides. |
| theyre not in tents. they have buildings, you know. |
| the fuck |
| You always and always close a futures contract before expiry. |
| JD ain’t gonna be allowed back home by 🥭 without that strait being reopened |
| Light AND Sweet? Tell them it was supposed to be dark and savory and that you're not accepting a single barrel until they fix it. |
| Dave's never hot |
| It was a massive IT outage and it made their system look vulnerable. It wasn't a good look, but yeah they haven't had anything like a hacking incident afaik |
| Username checks out. |
| Yea lucky 777 |
| Haven't IBKR banned retards from trading physically settled futures after negative oil price debacle ? |
| Seems they are releasing US prisoners |
| you know it, that regard stock was pissed for having to be flat on Friday so itll resume its shrek on Monday. |
| not impossible 😉 |
| I'll name it after you |
| Take these "sources" with a grain of salt.. we heard that so many times and ends up with a lesser version or nothing burger. |
| You know if you aren't sure of something you can always just not comment and spread misinformation. |
| Nice haiku. A bit crude though. Can I have 2000 barrels full plz? |
| Congrats!\n\nI'm holding a lot of NVDA shares and want to buy a call at some point, but NVDA calls for the longest time (and I'm just guessing here) were made more expensive by past volatility despite its huge market cap slowing any price change, and over the past month it seemed like the end of the world. Still looking for a good buying opportunity but $200 feels so far away. |
| Finally unbanned |
| If you are longer dated you'll be fine |
| That will be a very quick TACO |
| For a quick $500 profit..? Sure but no free shipping |
| Distribution network. I own an interest in 235 wells currently. |
| Wild Card!!! |
| find yourself a shipping broker they might know what to do. |
| Contrarian Take for 2027:\n\n1. Large Language Models from Anthropic, OpenAI, Google, xAI Meta will reach a saturation point (flattening curve) in 2027 and will become increasingly expensive to scale any further\n2. SaaS stocks will rebound substantially in 2027 (maybe not their 2025 peak but still substantial)\n3. AI focus will further shift from LLMs to World AI in 2027 (physical AI for robotics, drones, physical automation) |
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| Love to see it. Fuck PLTR on moral grounds. Glad to see you making money on its down side |
| Yeah I have to write a $1.4M check and I'm thinking about just renouncing my fucking citizenship instead lol |
| I totally knew that bro! I didn't just learn it right now, that would be regarded bro. |
| IBKR closes the position prior to expiry. Post is fake. |
| https://www.aljazeera.com/news/liveblog/2026/4/11/iran-war-live-us-negotiators-due-to-arrive-in-pakistan-for-ceasefire-talks |
| I’ll buy that same 500 from you for $71 a barrel\n\nHey does anyone wanna buy 500 barrels of oil for $72 a barrel? |
| "Direct talks ongoing at Serena Hotel, Iran showing ‘some flexibility’" from Al Jizz |
| Versus the USD or versus some other currency?\n\nCoinmarket cap has it at 0.3% on the daily (very mild daily change for that asset class). |
| The amount of people thinking they actually give you the oil in barrels is surprising. For OP, you can rent the tankers from specialized websites (like Kraft tankers), but you will also need to arrange the truck to attach the tanker to as well as the driver which must have special permissions from the department of transportation |
| Sweet crude |
| This just made my weekend but sorry about your oil bet |
| You saved OP! He can eat veggies and tendies |
| Setting up a primitive refinery isn't even that difficult: [link](https://youtu.be/RKQJmvbR6P0?t=2286) |
| If you wanna be a future US citizen go for it |
| The current round of negotiations will be about the color of the couch that will be delivered as a gift |
| Why would the margin matter?\n\n \nThis post is obviously fake but the delivery is the least of his problem. When the futures are settled he is also on the hook for 2000 bbl x $100 (or whatever his price was when buying) = $200.000\n\n \nIn the SLV case, if they were trying to get physical delivery they would obviously have the cash and the margin hike would not matter. |
| just feels right |
| I sold SNDK last Friday, so it should probably hit 1000 this week lol |
| Just start with "U.S. Says" next time so we don’t waste time reading this headline |
| What tank access you have |
| Is it just me or these talks getting intense? |
| Yikes, wouldn't be so bad if it was Gold or Silver delivery obligation. 😬 |
| Plz |
| Talks are going to end in the war resuming Israel won’t let us off that easy lol |
| Yessir I still have my set too |
| wsb |
| The military's coming to end your nuclear program and free your people. Do not resist. |
| Prisoners for 6B? 3 planes just arrived in Pakistan from Tehran. |
| Oh God, is that thing still around? I remember watching it in COVID. |
| So are the peace talks going well or should I be packing my cold weather gear to head for Greenland? |
| Ships are moving thru today. Must be a show of good faith from Iran. |
| Not via the google ticker - BTC is up about 1%.\n\nFutures are meaningless dreck though. I never know why anybody wastes breath talking about those. |
| Where are you guys getting the most recent updates on the peace talks? |
| If the market can pump on bad news it can dump on good news. |
| That's a good one |
| Do they not? |
| SPY 777 calls are going to print by the end of the year |
| Well at least you didn't buy Uranium futures. |
| Release the mimes |
| Meanwhile it’s down bad. |
| This man hasn’t heard of the 🅱️eekend 🅱️ow |
| Friendship ended with Teslrr, now BFFs with Palantrrrr |
| Lady and gentlemen today : \n- a new meme is born.\n- 65 % chance of this beeing included in some economical news broadcast. \n |
| Awesome thank you. |
| report of US vessels entering the straight?.. But then Iran just denied it, who knows |
| One can only hope |
| This week |
| https://x.com/deitaone/status/2043059179229753386?s=46 |
| Ban |
| According to Chat GPT\n\n“Why this specific notice is fake / a meme\n\t1.\tRetail brokers (especially Interactive Brokers)\ndo NOT allow you to accidentally take delivery like this.\n\t2.\tThey force liquidation BEFORE expiration\n\t•\tUsually several days early\n\t•\tEspecially for CL contracts\n\t3.\tThe tone and structure:\n\t•\t“Your cargo is staged and awaiting pickup”\n\t•\t“Bring tanker truck documentation”\n→ This is written for humor, not compliance\n\t4.\tThe quantity mismatch:\n\t•\t1 CL contract = 1,000 barrels\n\t•\tThis shows 2,000 barrels → 2 contracts\n\t•\tIB would never let a retail account carry that into delivery unnoticed”\n |
| Roflmao! Please tell me this is real. |
| I’m confused. His 1 day photo shows he has 400k and gained 40k that day. So isn’t this a win? |
| I’d bet good money it’s real. People do this all the time thinking it’s a freebie and then once it backfires they have to reach out to someone to buy it. It’s always basically free compared to market value but what’s a normal gonna do with 2000 barrels of oil?\n\nI know a couple of guys who make a living solely doing this flip for suckers like OP |
| Man these peace talks updates going like a thriller. |
| Get a van fill it up with a few drums and drive around trying to sell it door to door like it’s always sunny\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/wp6xila3emug1.jpeg?width=189&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dbdcea912570c965a0f7da2ebb4acb4cb6d72750 |
| I can’t wait for Spy 700 idk when but I like the sound of it |
| 69 eow |
| It's not real, but this would be legendarily regarded if so. Easily topping guh |
| WTF are you talking about? \n\nFutures don't even open until tmrw evening, and BTC is flat on the day, down 0.2% in the past hour. |
| 🌮- "I love Palantirerrrr" |
| tariff talks going well |
| this is the bottom for microsoft.. has to be |
| Fake. IB will close this for you |
| Man times are good. The amount of dopamine I just got from this after hoping it would happen for months is better than sex.\n\nRecommend you try storing it in tupperwares as I’ve gone long on Johnson and Johnson. Cheers regard. |
| Launch next week + end of war |
| BREAKING NEWS: THE PEACE TALK IS GOING REALLY WELL AND THE DEAL IS HERE. |
| It’s about 2m$ so do you think someone would put a 2m$ option and be that regarded |
| Wtf intel already 60+ |
| There never were any to begin with. |
| What are futures/BTC even pumping on? The negotiations seem to not have had a lot of movement… |
| Next month: 🥭 vs china 🇨🇳 |
| Nobody is buying puts everyday but if you zoom out 6 months who has been more profitable the put or the call buyer? |
| "Is it still available?" Hello. It's been 1 minute. I expect a discount for making me wait." |
| Lol when you don't sell your futures contact. |
| Well I guess they can continue laughing so long as stocks gonup |
| Me with SOFI at 25 |
| LMAO BERS |
| Make or break \n> New round of trilateral negotiations between Iran, U.S. and Pakistan has begun.\n> \n> Iran's state media says current round of talks may be 'last opportunity' to reach framework with U.S. |
| Spent the week watching people panic sell while options traders were quietly printing. Different game entirely. |
| Can't go tits up |
| WILD CARD! |
| How many barrels u holding? |
| Get a huge Stanley cup made to fill it and it will sell instantly |
| WHY ARE WE YELLING |
| This is why we're here. |
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| I joked about digging a pit in my back yard back when crude price was negative, but I don’t think I could even fit a pit big enough for 84,000 gallons. |
| That’s what tech companies do though, they make big investments and try things and if they don’t go as planned they pivot and change plans. \n\nAlso, Meta and Google are the only companies listed in the headline that actually generate enough revenue to invest in AI. Meta generated $200 billion in revenue in 2025, seems like they have access to plenty of capital to continue making these massive investments into whatever they want. |
| But not until after another rip. \n\nThen the market dies once everyone runs out of oil before tankers that move as fast as a bike start moving and take 2 months to get anywhere |
| This thread is stupid and I don’t respect it. |
| Relax guys! Enjoy the weekend! We won’t know till Monday. Play the trend not the feelings! |
| Est. 2015 |
| BYOB |
| Stupid question: Is barrel a unit of measurement or a physical barrel? |
| Hi may I ask where I can view this? |
| finally unbanned.. reddit 💩 |
| Actually it should be “…*a* blood bag retard…” |
| https://preview.redd.it/bv7cua7mdmug1.jpeg?width=2400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9ec650244b25ad3d30299410ab54bc902b79ce15\n\n |
| Is that a threat? |
| So theyre winning |
| it could go sideways |
| best I can do is an orange taco |
| When you know, please tell me. Cause I got 6 tons of Coffee Beans I have to pick up by Wednesday. |
| LOL |
| Why not both |
| I was here when OP accidentally bought 2000 barrels of oil, and sold it on Reddit |
| lets the bers downvote, it's all they have |
| Sell it to AutoZone and call it Futures Oil Today. |
| We've had a whole year of 🥭 swan events |
| Yep spy 700 is inevitable |
| 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 |
| Place slaps, enjoy brother 🤞 |
| Say syke rn |
| Please be real. I can’t edge to fantasy |
| Beyond that |
| Well technically he bought 2,000 |
| Four gambling addicts trading cfd's aren't a meaningful market indicator |
| Is it rational thought or gambling addiction that makes me want to go back into calls ? |
| For how much? |
| He'd just fuck their couch |
| You will need at least 8 trucks. Find another refinery that will buy it back |
| On IG |
| If you dont want it can i have it 🥺🙏👉👈 |
| I have to pay 17k by Wednesday. Sucks, dude |
| https://preview.redd.it/1xu0tjh1dmug1.png?width=1220&format=png&auto=webp&s=94d0186275256b85fe3bf68d281b22e612da1e56\n\nDebit spread typo\n\nLook for vol regime trading, credit and debit spreads, IV crush\n\nYou're probably directionnally right (340% option vol change on friday, strong bullish candle on a mango pump) thus why i'm getting in but your naked call are dangerous because of IV + theta so you need to offload fast or restructure to a debit spread since you're long call for a better R:R\n\nOr stay regarded and hope like every ape who double my ARR with yolos |
| It's for a church hunny. NEXT! |
| Wild card! |
| I had tacos yesterday |
| Iffin' you was inclined to let us! |
| IRAN'S TASNIM SAYS CURRENT ROUND OF TALKS MAY BE 'LAST OPPORTUNITY' TO REACH FRAMEWORK WITH U.S. |
| I bought cardboard when it was $0.14 a ton.\n\nhttps://youtu.be/QPft5UsHh2A?si=E5WO_H3QclWD5Kzh |
| Precisely. |
| you should do it |
| Bitcoin - United States dollar -> `73527.04523` (546.355 / 0.749%) |
| !p BTC |
| I won’t have any tacos this week, so we’re probably good. |
| These peace talks make me think 🥭 really is a pussy. |
| 7 |
| Can’t find it anywhere |
| Corn ripping |
| Weekend wall street tech 100 |
| Huh? We fled as the North stormed Saigon?\n\nWe lost. |
| U serious? |
| Trump Awkually Crashes Out |
| best i can do is a black swan event for bers. |
| Crazy to do this in a TFSA and risk loosing contribution room for good |
| Hahahahahaha |
| What strike and expiry? You will probably be rewarded. Don’t listen to the regarded bulls in here claiming we are going to ATH’s. This place is full of morons who know nothing. |
| five star post my dude, exhaled hard af |
| All it takes is a fake headline that "talks are going well" and you're f*ked. |
| July of 2008. Gas - 4.11 average which means $5.50 or higher in CA. Oil $140 a barrel. DOW 11,500. \nDon't forget how good you have it today. Gas at $4 today is nothing relative to equity and asset prices. |
| Hi guys, I bought into Spirit Airlines stock! It's such a discount! They have so many airplanes. I was just flying in one the other day. Cost average of 3 bucks per share. This is totally the bottom. I own 80k shares, and this is easily a 10 bagger investment. I expect to be a multi-millionaire. |
| He needs to buy 500 barrels, a truck, and a Punjab cdl..... lmao |
| This is not close to anything accurate. This is so far off, it would take me hours that I won’t spend to explain why this is gibberish.\n\n |
| You might be good, but you're probably fucked. \n\nI figured that 🥭 would cave, but you never know i have 5 SPX calls expiring Monday and 2 SPX puts expiring Monday to hedge. \n\nI think it goes bigly one way or the other |
| israel lebanon talks in a week, just to bomb civilians a little more. and Islamabad talks now with hints of progress. |
| OP is the most highly regarded individual on this sub. |
| Right, gold is down from a couple months ago. |
| Literally crying laughing at this |
| Waiting to laugh at the bulls when the market realizes literally everything is worse even after an ideal peace deal. |
| Just sell a future now |
| What if it’s reverse taco Tuesday this week and he tacos out of peace |
| https://preview.redd.it/6mf18s6kcmug1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=271c9919ba6a4a0e599439162fcd095f0eece43e |
| All it takes is a fake headline that "talks are going well" and you're f*ked. |
| 2,000 barrels, at least 15 truckloads. Hope OP has a big garage. |
| The market says it has priced in your Snapchat story, but not your Lambo |
| I’d like to think so, but apparently JD was in the dark with starting the operation. Good chance JD negotiates, has some progress. Mango doesn’t tell him. And Mango and Yahoo resume bombing in 2 weeks |
| Lol wow 42 million whats the valuation again…. AR is not gonna do anything |
| we want you\n\nwe want you\n\nwe want you as a new recruit |
| Why not show us how fearless he is and lead the way personally? Lead by example and all that |
| Weekend US Tech 100 |
| The top is in. |
| Nothing could go wrong with 0dte calls full port on Monday open. Tell me why i should not do it |
| i think they prefer to be called african american swan events |
| They will just redeploy right behind them? |
| Fair point. |
| This is real.\n\n(sorry no one else cared to honor your request. that being said, it's fake) |
| Wut ticker you looking at? |
| I don’t think we need a reason to rip |
| died seeing “best regards” |
| Why the FUCK would you invest in Adobe |
| Bears keep losing money but gaining semen in their butts. |
| I concur |
| https://preview.redd.it/4g9u2do8cmug1.jpeg?width=546&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=289c51da76594aba13ccf9c9e3fc877baf4565ff |
| >The stock is going to go to $6 as we approach earnings in the next couple of weeks and after earnings the stock is going to go to $7.\n\n# 🍿🍷🤔 |
| No one knows. Market running on copium for weeks |
| you're an Oil Magnate...enjoy... |
| Pretty |
| Lmao\n\nReminds me of covid era |
| WHY THE FUCK IS A HIGHSCHOOLER SERVING TEA ALLOWED TO DO OPTIONS AND ME NOT XD |
| That's the headline...but actually at the "so how we gonna do dis??" phase |
| Swan event of color |
| We need to get together as the collective gaggle of hoors that we are and pump one stock. We need a leader |
| It was above 5k when it started lol so what surge |
| There is no getting out of that. You held through expiration. Better start figuring out how to take custody and find a buyer lol. |
| Best schizo rant I’ve seen in a while. \n\nGood work\n |
| Congrats on your Lamborghini |
| MetaInsta\n\nRolls right off the tongue |
| Hope you have a car lol |
| A miiiiiine! |
| Futes pumping. Talks going good? |
| You going to take Dave out to dinner afterwards? |
| It's definitely real, I saw it on a picture uploaded to Reddit |
| seems like more of a kushner thing |
| I feel the same way with my ADBE shares at $250 |
| Like 25% welfare/insurance related taxes so Like pension and healthcare etc |
| Damn. Should have stuck to strawberry futures. |
| I want another black swan event. I'll never hear that term again |
| Lmfaoooo |
| Why? |
| We were like... just buy a tanker bro! What could go wrong? |
| Bullish |
| I yolo'd into puts. How cooked am I on Monday? |
| Did you fuck me? |
| Reverse psychology? |
| What I would do for a META face ripping rally on Monday |
| could go into hvac controls |
| They let the LLM makers benefit too by selling their tokens inside of their software. This avoids that they have to make their own LLM and avoids incentives for big tech to come up with their own Adobe-like products. |
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| If the market didn’t react on a shred of fake ass news, you’d be swimming in the green lol. Strait still closed. Month of supply lag vs demand. This problem is far from over and will take a long time to get back to normal. Hope the calls are leaps lol |
| *Best Regards,* |
| Currently eating at Dave’s Hot\n\nPlace is solid |
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| Zero |
| So we’re rippin on Monday huh |
| \> wsb weekend thread which is normally filled with perma bers every week is filled with perma bulls\n\nblack swan event may happen in monday (I inferred this via inversing wsb) |
| Money is money, profiting from shit is different from wanting shit, enjoy all the turning right on aeroplanes |
| Man what a fantastic movie |
| US lost the Vietnam war, but won the peace.\n\n\n- Kotkin |
| Why do you dislike the most about it? What type of electrical work do you do like repair or run new wires for construction? |
| Why can’t I just hope this funny as hell story is true |
| I think I'm going to ask my boss for a 11% raise with this 11% inflation.\n\nLast time he responded with "When a tanker crosses the strait" |
| Lorry driver is the GOAT... Manu and that old uncle can chicken out... |
| it's crazy that we'll be going back to the moon on monday when Artemis II just got back |
| U pay taxes? |
| https://preview.redd.it/dpekc1eibmug1.jpeg?width=398&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a904df61df11531a98cc57d6168dbb99ccd32326 |
| Welcome to oil business 🛢️ |
| I thought you not allow to trade option in your TFSA? Don’t you suppose to pay income tax if trading option or frequent trading? |
| !RemindMe 1 month |
| Yes, are you interested? |
| Balls deep in regardation |
| Any ideas what Barrons cost basis is on $PLTR? |
| Do it |
| Yes actually. This coming week it should happen. |
| Yup I got banned for an anti Israeli comment. It wasn't even that bad. |
| A broken clock is right twice a day |
| Imagine being able to zoom out 6 months on the chart and still proudly calling yourself a bear. Your entire family is embarrassed by you. |
| I legitimately feel so bad for you. |
| The beginning of a pretty awesome Kojima series. |