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The memory bols are gonna need it
dude memory is red why tf is microslop selling off
They're cratering and are going to gap down tomorrow - meanwhile AAPL is going to post another 1%+ day
Faster way to lose money
fuckin bingo
So calls on ups and fedex
https://preview.redd.it/3bmgttib4odh1.png?width=539&format=png&auto=webp&s=c02f1f7a9b073ba0781cf6dcc761a6b24c6734d0\n\nYes. Theyve been "Ping-Ponging" And decreasing in strength each time. This is a very common behavior.
Probably
why is this dipshit allowed to post? \n\nreported for spam
Any tips?
Netflix fucked me good today cant wait to wake up tomorrow morning full port red
why is $SNDK getting fucked after hours?
Mu cured cancer and brought Sandisk for the ride
BREAKING: The President will announce a major investment in data detention centers.
https://preview.redd.it/86l70e2g4odh1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8c08c7c96480782406bb31582f9233107b810351\n\n
I dont have a girl.
Not surprised Netflix is dying. Stremio + a debrid service is all shows and movies at 4k.
just would have sped up her leaving earlier, too far gone to save unless her parents are rich and be willing to help and her being willing to ask...but those things u should know way ahead of time ....always leave urself an out....
Why not?
Yeah what is the % carry the mods take on the regardation of this sub? They are paid in beans they should be faster at this
It’s sadly over for memory stocks tsk tsk 👎
Apple is reaching all time highs day after day
Bear market? Dow ATH was last week and Apple was, uh, today? \n\nThe real bear market gonna be ugly
Day 2 he is depositing $10mil
Fun fact: Best stock is QLD, 2x QQQ.\n\nSecond best stock is SSO, 2x SPY.\n\n3x leveraged ETFs may bankrupt you during black swan events.
She burst on my (AI) bubble till I liquidate
When the cat's away...
That shitty stock really fucked me over
Oof didn’t notice that lol
Yes, CAPEX will actually increase not reduce.
This is one of the reasons starlink can provide lower latency on New York to London then the undersea fiber cables.
Don’t worry, it’ll close +0.04% tomorrow
Because it’s in the penalty box right now. Wallstreet hates it. A narrative has taken hold that somehow Netflix will lose to other streamers. It doesn’t matter how good of a business they have, it’s going to take some kind of catalyst to flip the narrative. Which means it will just sell of easily into the $50s.
We need more data centers. More data centers = need to buy more Nvidia GPUs, Micron HBM, SanDisk SSD, cables, wires, etc.
Yeah, but Korean market is closed today, so who can we blame?
Seriously just open your Netflix app, there’s literally nothing worth watching
I loaded up on 7/17 88c at 3:30pm and dumped them right as the market closed for a nice 100% gain. Great little rip before the dump.
It wasn’t a beat was it? It was in line and they had lower engagement\n\nEngagement is a direct reflation of their content, so people weren’t tuning in.. that’s a headwind, if you don’t watch it often enough you unsubscribe.
IBM's CEO admitted on the call that he preferred the corner chair in the hotel room to the bed
Typically buy puts EOD & trade KOSPI over night. They always print. Didn’t know kospi was closed. Fuck me
I have 3000 7/17 74p
###Even the brambles are in shambles
Because I couldn't watch their call on $NFLX, I had to watch it on $YTTV
Because I had calls
MEDIF … phase II just passed for Alzheimer’s/ Dementia
Thank You Sir!!! May I Have Another!?! 😲🍑🏏
I wouldn't exactly call spy and qqq cratering after hours. Both are down minimal.
Man those memory stocks is turning call holder money into distant memories 😭
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Just had this "debate" with Gemini Deep Thinking re: TSM:\n\n**Yo, so TSM has been killing my portfolio. Is it worth keeping? It's down about 12% since I bought despite the amazing earnings and revenue data. Simple don't want to lose more than I already have**\n\nIt is incredibly frustrating to watch a company absolutely smash its earnings, raise future growth guidance, and then see the stock slide anyway. You are experiencing the classic, head-scratching Wall Street "sell the news" reaction.\n\nTo put things in perspective, TSM isn't just another tech stock—it is the absolute backbone of global technology. It holds an undisputed monopoly in advanced chip manufacturing:\n\n Global Semiconductor Foundry Market Share. Source: Statista\n\n\n\nAs you can see, TSMC controls over 60% of the entire global foundry market. Every major AI or hardware designer—including Nvidia, Apple, and AMD—is entirely dependent on TSM to physically manufacture their cutting-edge chips. From a purely structural and fundamental standpoint, their business is stronger than ever.\n\n# So, Why is TSM Dropping Right Now?\n\nDespite TSM's record-breaking Q2 2026 earnings (where net profit grew an insane 77.4% year-over-year), three major things are spooking short-term investors:\n\n* **The CapEx Shock:** TSMC raised its 2026 capital expenditure (spending) budget to **$60B to $64B** (up from the previous $52B to $56B range). While this signals massive future demand, the market hates seeing such a sharp increase in immediate, high-cost cash outflows.\n* **Overseas Margin Dilution:** Building advanced factories in Arizona, Japan, and Germany is highly expensive. CFO Wendell Huang warned that ramping up these overseas factories will **dilute gross margins by 2% to 4%** over the next few years. Ramping up factories outside Taiwan is a costly logistical hurdle.\n* **Broad Sector Rotation:** Tech and semiconductor stocks have had an absolute blockbuster run. After softer inflation prints and strong banking earnings, institutional investors are locking in profits on big winners and rotating cash into lagging sectors like financials, healthcare, and small caps.\n\n \n
This is a reminder no crying in the casino
Wow… actually can’t believe NFLX straight dumped that. The set up was there for a 15% pop before continuing the sell off. At least to keep the valuation up, now it’s just gonna go straight to the trash
Korean semis as usual, -10%
Never cheap like your girl
Fuck dram bro
Because Netflix sucks
Gotta update your app, you're up in the new version silly
Crazy how mods approve this shit but not other legit posts
"Good news, everybody! I'm signing a declaration of general mobilization, we're invading Iran!"
Welcome to the casino dart board. MSFT will do the same. Making tons of money means nothing if there's something to doomer latch onto.\n\nSeems like the guidance is doing it.
Hey man, I've been a relatively similar position. Was really hard for me to keep stable and stop checking my account every few minutes. Lmk if you want to vent.
Who up holding they bags rn
https://preview.redd.it/fpkmnfr44odh1.jpeg?width=193&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=da51bbecbe42023e12a122d72964e70630a3cc47
Just like the protestors in Minnesota. Glad to hear the GOP will be walking back their prosecutions/harassment now that good ol' Mikey said everything is good as long as it's in the open.
Next time try calls on companies that lose money, then the number will go up. Only companies that lose money make you money
They deduced future revenue guidance lol
Can lose more today if the SpaceX launch explodes 😰
I hate his fucking face — yall give me the highlights in the morning
I literally went to college so I could stop having fucking idiots in charge of me. After climbing up the ladder a bit, I realize it's mostly more idiots, just these are richer and even more out of touch.
I need some good news during this speech that will send SPY to at least +3%
Not as of this week…
Dont check MU in te same context lol
How I get such a cool sub name as you have?
Election security. Eye ran
can you stop spamming bro
Down a cool 15k this week
I need some good news during this speech that will send SPY to at least +3%
Anybody who bought call EOD gonna be happy asf
You mean talk shows?
Thanks for your sacrifice OP
wait the good trades actually happened or nah
Today was the greatest bear trap of all. Expect to see giant green dildos over the market tomorrow
It hasn’t started yet
The market will never dump..\n\nBut when it does it will crash 5% \n\nLMAOOOO
Gemini is the best, all other bots use stale data
Yeah; I have hardly played the past 5-10 yrs, but I want to start again. Need a distraction lol. And I’ve got multiple PCs.. but yeah I’d pick ps5 if I was buying console again.
# IMAGINE BUYING SPY OR QQQ DIP AND IT'S CRATERING AFTER HOURS INTEAD OF BUYING AAPL CALLS WHEN IT WAS ONLY UP 1.75% TODAY AND SOARING AFTER HOURS\n\n
It's fascinating watching Americans literally live out Idiocracy.\n\nTruly a deeply, deeply regarded people.
Netflix is a cable company now, and will get re-rated as such.
Wth happened in ah. Seems like stocks still DUMPING. It was up an hour earlier
Gays ur dad
Aladdin has entered the chat?
Yeah because the growth is now priced in, earnings reports are becoming the new dividends. If stocks are "supposed" to always jump up on earnings reports, and every one of these big companies is smashing earnings reports, then people will sell into the earnings report pump. The meta is being refined. Once there's a "rule" there's a new way to make money going against that rule and the rule breaks
what the fuck is going on with memory AH again?!?!
What do you guys think about asml?
Finally kospi is closed. Stupid bastards 🐻
Freecast is coming. If anyone wants to make a fortune in 5 years would put their money in CAST
Yesterday I saw analysis of where most AI is used on Reddit and wsb was like 2nd or 3rd.
So we suppose to have faith that op learned their lessons while losing 99.32% of their portfolio and are now going to go on a hot streak?
i have around 45k of msft calls — currently down 20% but i really believe this one is going to run after earnings deep down in my gay heart
Why does no one in the comments mention how they missed on revenue?
the real time market data providers aren't also owned by government officials who can manipulate the market with their actions and commands\n\nsame reason congress and their household members shouldn't be allowed to trade stocks, because their votes on industry/regulatory bills or investigations into a company can move the stock up or down later in their favor
I have puts since yesterday 😂 I'm happy as hell when the market open tomorrow 😂
Thanks
Anyone buying Googl tomorrow? 357 seems cheap.
Google is using Gemini for their internal coding??? I might be fucked
i am aware it doesn't update after hours. that was the last price before closing. he has 945 cons at $3.70 current price per cons. not sure YOU understand how it works buddy. do the math.... 945 x 327.2 per con equals $309,204.
I got burned burned by this pos stock at the beginning of the year, I feel ya 🤣
Bottom is in!
Ya maybe. They loading the fugg up who knows
tf is he gonna say tonight, im not liking this
20 future p/e relative to what though? We're in an era where even fucking Walmart is running a future p/e of 40 while still being down 20% from ATH at this point. \n\n\nNetflix is the biggest fish in a pond where all of the competition is actively hemorrhaging money attempting to do what Netflix already does profitably. Peacock has never had a profitable quarter, Apple TV has never had a profitable quarter, HBO is going down with the ship with WBD whether the deal goes through or not and even with Amazon subsidizing the fuck out of Prime Video they have to keep adding more and more ads just to make the numbers work. Even Disney+, which actually does make money but is also only doing 1/10th the revenue that Netflix is, stopped reporting their own subscriber counts earlier this year because of how great things are clearly going for them.\n\n\n\nNetflix as a still service is still ass in 2026 don't get me wrong, but they're still the 800 lb gorilla at what they do and two decades later nobody has figured out how to do what they do better than them without losing an absolute fuckton of money in the process.\n\n
Stocks recover with no news and fall hard on news \n\nThats how hedge fund makes money \n\nLook at CRM stock today and look where it was few weeks ago
Plz just one surprise news story that sends MU +20% by open
Hope you weren’t holding calls — don’t blame you if you were. Who could’ve expected it to go lower?
Yes just saw it, thanks!
calls gonna do what calls do until they don’t
Yep thank you 🤣
We don't even need the Koreans to continue dumping Mem... it's happening AH anyway
Mods
The MSFT bear pansies are gone finally geez
thought i was about to see the craziest run for a second 🙄 baited
https://finance.yahoo.com/markets/stocks/article/netflix-stock-drops-after-q3-revenue-comes-in-light-201022485.html
That’s what they want retail to think
Idk
# NFLX is now a blue-chip, boomer stonk. Its joever 😭
I’m so over this 😂 I’m selling everything I own and buying puts
OOF
What are we buying today for long term holds? No options for me
regard or retard?
Lmao fr
Don’t lie. You have less than $1k.
First time?
possibly\n\ndown another 30% first though ☠️
It is much more fundamental:\n\nNews is the excuse, and not the reason for movement.
Actually\n\nGood news or company makes money = stock down\n\nBad news or company does not make money = stock down even more\n\nThe only thing that makes stock go up = we are ai company now
🥭 gonna say some crazy shit tn
is market selling off memory in anticipation of mag7 capex reduction
I followed you sir, see you at Wendy's
Buy more, average down, repeat til you’re broke
💩☠️💀☠️💩
Yes, they personally called me and said they were all bored of making money so they’ve all decided to go work for Netflix
I keep trying to force myself to wake up, but it's not working. This timeline cannot be real......
Gonna be hilarious if SanDisk actually goes to 1k or below. Sub 1400 AH now.
Because fck your calls
Anecdotal but I cancelled after I realised I’m spending $330 on nothing. Fuck netflix and their data driven cancel everything and film nothing. I hope they fucking go bankrupt because I hate that some coked up mba wimp decides if shows should be cancelled based on if a number goes up fast enough on a chart or not
Cause that one tRader yolod
I genuinely think the MMs are taking profit and waiting for the hyperscalers earnings to see their forward guidance on capex, but idk i’m regarded
I've invested about $700 and now all my stocks and crypto are worth about $200. The ten million was the journey and friends we made along the way.
Godspeed brother 🫡
Mid-30s happily unmarried, house poor , 2007 CRV, unbelievably content. Probably won’t get married either— everyone hates their spouse but too scared to be alone.
Anthropic & OpenAI are so fucked if AI models become commoditized
Calls on the AMD +10% recovery day will feed families
That would probably be better than election fraud lol
# No, I don't think I will.
Practice makes Complacent
I may have gabba’d my last gool
JesusFuckingChrist man
I ran 2k to $15k since yesterday and now I have put all $15k in mango mans hands so hopefully he slaughters the market and I ride to valhalla
Korea market not opening tonight so we have to dump on our own
What's this 7th dump of the day caused by?
you could get NASA so you can bag hold for the whole sector and not just rocket butt and asstits
We gonna skyrocket once all the poor Koreans on margin are flushed out
It’s closed bro Korean holiday
There were so many top buyers lmao ☠️
Is the earthquake in Japan just now supposed to be a parallel to the one in NZ last night?
Oof, no Koreans to save memory
No one's out here retiring early on 1 mil unless theyre living in a gooner shack
This, this is full regard… “The Golden age of Netflix is over” and still full sends it in to the stock
My GFs retarded dad talked her into buying MU at the tippy top.\n\nSince I’m pretty much an expert bagholder she is asking me what to do and I’m like “what do you do? You buy the fucking dip and worry until it makes you sick. That’s what you do.”
Don't worry! Your 401k will catch up
What happened to ibm
Semis will hit new ATH before EOY.\n\nbuy the dip
Happens to all of us. You made the right decision selling then though. Timed it well. I do think this will rebound, may just take a bit of time, but I think there are better companies out there to park the money at.
Did you make a retarded thread about RSI when it was pumping like a whore 😂🤡
I sold mine at 3.59pm had a feeling
No Korea tonight
Anyone else getting liberation day vibes from this speech
Thanks for your donation 🫡
Holy fuck whats with the afterhours dump
Feel your pain on the runners I left last month and some August calls I should have sold…
What time do the Koreans wake up?
Should I get Googl 700C for 12/2027?
open the kospi already, cant wait for the circus
27 comments in 4mins should explain the interest in the market rn after hours
Because The Great Depression 2.0 dropped before GTA 6
It's the war
is holiday tomorrow there
Can we fucking invest now, Mr. Market Maker?\n\n
Just look up the s and p 500 heat map and you’ll see it
SNDK already at -2,1% lmao. Getting ready for another double digit decline
nbis and mrvl arent even in the sp500 are they? lmfao
MU go fuck yourself
get conned once when gas/food/inflation soars because of the special military operation in Iran, then get conned again when 401k retirement accounts get drained by hedge funds with an insider head start on market moving signals
bruh market knows something we dont. simpleeee.
Just like I burst in your girl
You can't get be arrested for killing it
Truly incredible futures managed to remain green for more than 10 minutes before turning red
GOOG recovering, 370 by open 🥱
Lowered guidance
He's posting his progress for us to follow. This is his first day, as we can clearly see from the chart. If you want to follow his plays to $10m+ port, just copy trade him. He's being kind enough to share it with us\n\nGoodluck!
Not my proudest fap
So easy to fix this shit. Just charge 99% tax on every trade except the first one every second. Zero reason to trade faster than every second unless your goal is to manipulate the market in some way, so just make it unprofitable to do that.
Glad I got my tesla calls in.
why is everything crashing AH? when is it enought beating 🤕
You know we can reverse calculate your account value ? Why cut it out? And can I have 20g’s big dog?
I think it’s safe to say the ai bubble burst
Nvda why are you going down
trump announcing bigly tonight
We need a +20% Memory day to feel the relief
Right, i dont entirely disagree, but that doesn’t mean they aren’t interrelated. He was apparently avoidant, stuck in his head and clearly desperate trying to get it back… fessing up may have helped him not do stupid and risky trades to shuffle it under the rug or destroy any semblance of trust\n\nThis is a good conversation to have either way imo..
Same. Damn clickbait
Koreans getting ready for a complete margin call fuckery right now
Clams. If clam is open, that company stocks goes up. SPY clam closed? SPY goes down.
#would be nice if we get a leg down tomo
QAnon members
my earnings call stutters too right when it maters
Headed out back to shit in the ravine
Not how options work.\nAfterhours doesn’t update price and it’s *100 that (100 shares per contract)
By my autistic count, only 121 stocks in the S&P 500 were red today. Might have been 129, I forgot in the interim when my brain was calculating how many would be green but remembered that there aren’t exactly 500 stocks so it wouldn’t be right. Either way, significant majority was up.
I do admire technical analysis bros who just point blank refuse to even entertain the idea that markets should bear any relation to fundamentals
AAPL is holding up the market
Believe it or not, my 401k and roth ira actually went up even with this bear market. My personal brokerage account however got wiped by 50% lol. Damn options trading. Im no good! 😅😩
10 years ago was Obama times...
Double or nothin
You might actually get paid
Are you kidding me. You rock. Anyone with an angle of the dangle loss like that who has the kahoonas to share their journey with everyone is tops in my book. I'd say, jump back in on pure cash trades. Filter for 'not optionable'. And start with less than $100 per lot. You'll end up in the under $20 stock price point area. Grind out gains that you can buy a cup of Joe with, next 2 trades enough for a lunch, on to a nice dinner. Dot, dot, dot. Build back your confidence, have fun doing it, and you'll be back to big dog market cap trading in no time! P.S. me? Been there.
CEO didn’t use AI *700 times in his speech
So glad I didn’t buy last week. Though the earnings summary I saw looked ok…
Nflx cucked. Small form format fried everyone's brain, nobody gives a fuck about "series" or "originals" no more.
**And to my everything, my rock, my diamond in the rough, my loving wife:**\n\n**I bequeath to you the entirety of my investing portfolio: 38 shares of Sandisk Corporation, with a cost basis of $2318.61**\n\n**My hope is that when I am a mere memory in your mind upon reading this, you will remember the good times we had; and not when we lost our house due to this investment that I am now posthumously burdening you with.**
He’s working on that as fast as he can already
gotta wait for open
The onion couldn’t make this shit up. They could’ve even made Truth API a paywalled service for anyone, but they said specifically banks. I can’t wait for these boomers to finally kick the bucket and let the next generation attempt to pick up the pieces.
You mean a serial bag holder?
How is s&p 500 like 1% from all time high but qall the stocks that were pushing the market higher have lost like 30% (sndk, mu, nbis, intel, mrvl) dont make sense
Join us semiconductor bulls... \n\nActually NFLX missed on revenue, Gtfo
Every day is just more evidence to have 0 trust in this market
I thought he is just gonna talk about the postal service
Oh this is only Day 1. I was searching for the second screenshot 😑
I finally get how people feel when the deck is stacked against them😩
The future is robo pussy\n\n
“Earnings beat” beat by $0.01…. Lmao
Often trust fund kids who have no serious reference of reality.
tax avoidance at its finest
It's just beginning
2040 maybe
Where can I get a 400sq.ft house for 30k? Asking for a friend...\n\nCan't have it share a wall or ceiling with a neighbor though
SOLD
Is the $10M in the room with us?
#🤕
and yet semis are dumping!
Dude - what did you see that makes you think it should be green? Was it the weak forward guidance that made you think the stock should go up?
You’ll be back… 🤣 where was this line of thinking when you were FOMO-ing
Nah fuck em. He’s a coinbase support scammer he deserves to lose it all
Looks like it's GE Aerospace
Yeah Idk but I hope like fuck it recovers for my full port $73 calls
Im saying this about MU several weeks later 🤣🤣
Thats the neat part! This regard doesn't have to worry about capital gains this way!
Market must the pricing in the bs that 🥭will say tonight...
Bols on shaky ground below 750. Can easily open below 740 on a random bit of news LMAO
GOOGL needs to sacrifice the coding ability of their AI leave that to the other models
Because growth has done nothing but decelerate and the long term trajectory is that it is becoming more mature.\n\nThey are also reducing watch report cadence from twice a year to once annually.\n\nThere 3Q guidance was soft, again.\n\nNothing to be excited about.
They also said they will report less on engagement aka engagement is going down.\n\nHaven't you seen them exploring new areas to drive engagement? Live events, games, buying WBD, etc.
How do we bankrupt Sam Altman?
New levels of corruption. Just when I thought I couldn't be shocked anymore.. it's so sad how the country is going
Cuz its 2026…
Because too many $80 calls were bought. This will recover in a few weeks
I’m trying to buy the dip… shit dipped even more lol 😂 from like already 60% dip on some semis
This system is fucked fix it bot!
Ok this guy is 10x cooler than me. Have to admit it
Thanks!
the proper answer here as i learned a long time ago, ive been married over 20 yrs, is i broke even...every vegas trip ,''how'd u do''?...broke even...every ac trip, same answer....after a weekend of football gambling...broke even....hi stakes card game at my friends house, broke even...has to be the answer every time, if u say u lost a bunch she pissed, u say u won a bunch she gonna wanna spend it..........broke even....live lt, learn it, love it
wait how does changing data release affect stock though
Anybody wanna talk about their feelings of regret and loss? Im here bro.
every. fucking. time. \n\nabout to take a 20% L on my holdings just to start recouping elsewhere.\n\n
We crashin again
woooooof you good bro?
Cents maybe
Thanks!
I have 35 $753 SPY puts @ $3.73/ea and 5 $751 SPY puts at $2.19/ea please kill SPY overnight 🙏
We are sideways right now just going down to 730-755 for like months
Good thing I slept and did not think about trading the netflix earnings. \nSleep fixes everything you guys should sleep more too.
Barely beat, and lower than expected outlook for the year 🤷‍♂️
margin calls on extended retail traders, it has a long way to unwind...
Because they guided down you retard
where is the $10mil
MRVL is so close to a trillion.
It’s not a game of earnings beats for already past numbers. It’s a question of forward guidance
Forgot how lame stairs up elevator down market was
I'm Elder Greased Hog
RIP
priced in
It beat earnings but missed on Revenue
AI / Chip buyers must be eating kibble.. holy shit I just looked at all these stocks if you bought in the past 2 weeks you’re fucked
Well… fuck
Netflix not transitioning into AI sneakers\n\nFatal mistake from noob CEO
Holy fuck, next time you want to throw that kind of money in the trash, light it on fire instead, it makes a pretty show. 💵🔥💵🔥💵🔥💵🔥\n\nOr you could send it to me to trade with, and I'll show you how it's fucking done.
Good job 👍🏻
My pp —-> 🍆💦🍑 <<< your b hole
brother
You know we are fucked when Microsoft is the only green on the chart.
I might get on IBM and Microsoft for August to see if I make back the money I lost from memory and semis
my wife likes my milkers
Hi, Billy Mays here
Oh fuck, please no. You guys would have VP in charge then, and believe it or not, a market ending event.
Permabols having an existential crisis
We'd like to thank our co-sponsor, Flock cameras, "Flock - we'll find you, or else"
Honestly, still ASTS, though I hold both.
https://preview.redd.it/bfo6c5ki2odh1.png?width=800&format=png&auto=webp&s=3f9f8e4b32f954c2e7220d48acaaa2a37e713fa9\n\n
This market is so fucking cooked. Everything is just going to slow bleed while everyone keeps expecting a bounce lmfao
How many times do we have to explain this\n\n \nGood news or company makes money = stock down\n\nBad news or company does not make money = stock up
I’m taking out a loan against my wife’s bf’s house to buy MU
Comment above me has big 🅿️🅿️\n\n🙂👍
But msft is alive
Because slower growth…
Because I YOLO’d into calls, and god hates me
Maybe if you’re 100x leveraged 😂
Start with your parents giving you a million and when you bust go back to them for more.
I can't wait to see this price come crashing down every time some new test iteration of the Starship blows up on the launch pad or during some test flight because people dont understand it and just see a big expensive rocket go Kaboom.
First Time?
i would be up 600k
I sell options so I'm glad people like your friend exists.
Yeah, but it won't be in any of the shit you bought calls in
Fattie fuck pills
u new?
First time?
Because nothing makes sense anymore
So what did Mango said?
https://preview.redd.it/ftnyowif2odh1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=30cfe24170fdd35fd518189b6756b95699360754
Atleast my account is flat cause NVDA is down 1 cent in the past month 🤡🤡🤡
And they freaking printed didn’t they? lol
##WE ARE SO FUCKING COOKED PART 12
Shares only for now\n\nThinking about wdc or my leaps tho
Of course, because if they let you get rich, then they have no fry Cokes left. I’m just gonna leave that photo from an apple iPhone in there.
Lmao cnbc clowns were calling netflix a necessity like food, shelter. Bitches forgot that piracy exist.
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Thats the kicker. But I wonder if rotation will allow it to stay up. We thought they had the PDT rule to protect them from us. But now we realize it was protecting us from them.
Thinking of PS5. I haven’t played video games in like a decade or so
🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️
Ive been using Kimi, the best of the free models by far
Bro, buy calls, cuz if this hits, you'll be rich 💀
Anybody in here have massive milkers?
NFLX should’ve gone into\n~~Semis~~ \n\n~~Memory~~\n\nBurgers, coffee and healthcare \n\nLmao 🤌
THIS is the prosecution’s key evidence. You gambled when you should have invested.
Yes it’s soaring right now
Thank you for making me feel better.
Yes, cooked Bro
!banbet MSFT $500 35D
I’m Elder Butthunter!
We need a Chinese IPO etf lmao
GOOG hitting internal compute constraints while trying to train their model, and failed to meet their coding benchmarks. Earnings is going to be interesting
Anyone seen how awfully low MARA is?
As a bull, Trump speech will probably be boring and not market related and we will sink and that will be the end of the stock market as we know it
Ok back down we go ig
Back down we go bishes
I'm my own grandpa
In calls? I’m thinking of getting in on MU and sndk
I'm horrible at this, but I plow ahead anyway\n\n
feels good im not the only one losing money lmfao
Wall Street big bros probably using AI algorithms to scan social media sites towards fucking most of retail lately\n\nthey underestimate are regardesness
Good luck banning stuff on the internet
Oh f
bro, cover and redeploy the capital
Think we need a 7.2 or something near Japan
My value etf is up 1.24%. Whatever’s in VVL I guess.
Financial, consumers, real estate, health, literally most other sectors
That's a lot of money
no no, him sucking at investing caused him not to have a paid off house and vacations, whether he tells his wife shit is another issue, entirely, do not conflate the 2
Wonder how long it'll take for the talking heads to start talking about the Kimi K3 thing. Benchmarks as the 3rd best model, is open source and free. Companies can pay for hardware and run it instead of paying for tokens. Should be a deepseek 2 boogaloo.
#Everybody in the world should wear name tags like Mormon missionaries do. I'm Elder Bearhunter LMAO🤌
With a good side dish of air
His dignity and oral health for a fistful of dollars
I love you for this, I sold my stock during the WB negotiations when I realized Netflix is becoming cable TV and has no idea on how monetize further.\n\nI bought a ton today (at a lower price) on an impulse because it seemed priced right.\n\nI'm fucking stupid, should have recorded my earlier decision and stuck with it
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I got 85 expiring next week
I just talked to Trump. He said semis are dropping extra 40% tmr
Will you tell me what it’s like to have your pp aggressively squeezed bols
Do it
Lol how do you get banned from ban bets
Sometime you just gotta push through and trust life
The long winter? World Cup? Nothing matters anymore?
Hate to say it, but China got the best IPOs and sucks I can't get in.\n\nUnitree (robotics), DeepSeek (LLM), CXMT (memory), YMTC (hot storage)
Would’ve been a lot better if they said R039
Yeah I fucked up
Can’t believe my portfolio down so much with Spy still at 750 😳
Same. Hope they're okay.
WSB is my limit. I follow WSB just to see the horrors to remind myself regularly to walk away from things. I applaud the honesty (I know many are bots) that I do not see in many 'real' people.
Pretty wild to see how much money I lost in 3 weeks with no options. Just pure bloodbath in share price.
When does it expire I got 78 call expiring Dec
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I hear you man, I work at an SMR company. Not much to say but goddamnit.
Just found a bunch of pills that read 029 on one side and R on the other. \n\n
No money no problems
Wait I thought it was Batman
302
Welp. Planned to only open the app if I got an alert on a position then roll/close remaining trades Friday because I was in meetings all week…worked itself out, ig. (Whether long or short into August, no need to manage lol.) \n\nAlready bought the dip of the dip and thinking I’ll want what little buffer remains…few short calls left, sadly.
Don't always believe people who only loudly proclaim their losses. There are those out there who only announce their winnings to make them seem like geniuses. There are also those who only announce their losses, likely to gain a different type of affinity with a certain group of people. I know of people who only ever talk about their massive losses to our larger group but in private they've told me of their much larger gains (which let them have those massive losses).
It’s obvious that should be the case. No reassurance in company’s future no reassurance about strategy. I watched this call and I don’t think they know what they are doing.
FAANG is dead
Merco don sulvio, and the hast you butterfucked in on
Yes please
Health
I bought astx at 3:45 and caught that tiny little pump. only good financial decisions all week 🤡
$CWTT is also an option
because you will own nothing and be happy
Build a PC or buy a pre built Pc. Can still use controllers if preferred. But def the right choice. Lmk I can help point you in the right direction
It's never enough\n\nI live to lose
The ones of us that haven’t been programmed by algorithms are very friendly.
1% retardeder every day
General tech selloff
Scissor me xerxes
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!banbet DRAM $67 8D
Would’ve be better off not messing around after making money early. Now I’m breaking even.
He needs to go behind the bars for killing
Who else bought mrvl at 300 \nOnly another avengers movie an save me now
This Hinkle guy is such a massive dumbass
My value etf is finally paying off.
I just watch this dude who has a ton of alligators
are you me? lol also -30k all time... every time i claw back i make 1 stupid decision taht wipes a fatty
NFLX moon when
1-800-GAMBLER
we should have a weekly wsb prayer sesh
$500 on "we've completely obliterated their navy. They have no more navy." Again.
Im willing to stake my life on this
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Automated insider trading is what is sounds like. I'm sure it's nothing new, since we've gone digital it's incredibly easy for entries to scale their crimes and obscure them from the public and government. \n\nIts crime all the time now. We should just expect it. They likely know when this all ends and their focused on sustaining their wealth and influence to the other side. \n\nWe're worthless.
i hit atl today
How will the market react if he nationalises elections?
I think once you lost a lot you try to get it back quickly, emotional play will hurt your wealth
Im pretending like I didnt work for a year, but shit kinda stinks :/. Well, pray for my 7dte calls
It works until it doesn’t work
Guess which two sectors I’m fully ported in 🤌
What are your thoughts on this? Why not shares?
I clicked on this because it’s was so epically incoherent.
Lol
By learning how to use inspect element
Freshly minted generational NFLX bag holders
I questioned that theory myself.
Don’t be naive bro. It was up 25 cents but then went back down
You mcfucked up
Long may they fute.
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Lol what a massive crime to have Accenture up +5% today for running a dogshit business while AI stocks tank. This market has no idea what they're doing. Salesforce +3% today? Lol
!banbet QQQ $712 1D
U fucked ur own mom dude
This election is sponsored by Palantir. “Palantir - make the right choice, or else”
they’ll be chilling on the beach
# nflx is finished. $50 next. maybe bottom at $20 or even lower. THAT STOCK IS DONE.
List of the 4 smartest people on the sub: Me, bearhunter, bulrfuk, tropicalia84
Hmm maybe. \n\nSmells like peak fear every where but who knows
Did netflix announce a memory documentary?
I mean I'm down 99% but mama didn't raise no quitter! Small deposits every 2 weeks , changed up the strategy and sticking to it. Just gotta make back $40k
I remember when seeing blood in the toilet used to be a rare sign of disease. Now it's just a sign of daily semi performance.
Grandma would be proud
Screw news and trends impacting the stocks, gonna start predicting it using the weather. Tomorrow locally, 82°F, has a 20% of rain, green market tomorrow
Building the ultimate portfolio. Guranteed to outperform the market by the quarter. $500 in $SHITCOIN to my crypto wallet if you want in.
Three positions down 20%\n\nWtf are you degens selling
I'm thinking of a fish tank with seashells, each of them having ticker symbols. Then I watch the fish choose. \nIt's more relaxing than watching Jim shouting or pressing buttons on his soundboard
Print more monies plz
No chance lol
Damn hed be 82
I’m retarded enough to go hard into speculative aerospace stocks, but not regarded enough to invest in a platform which I don’t touch and my wife barely uses
SPY 760 tomorrow.
Neither
Imagine sitting at your terminal and every bat shit crazy thing he says is flooding your news feed while you miss actual market moving news LOL.
XSP 750 for tm
that's not a trade that's a confession
Can you ask him how he got the $1.5m
Not yet lil bro the waterfall is about to commence
some of y'all are praying to the taco gods and it shows
If you want to invest but you can’t, just put your money in VTI, VXUS, BND, and BNDX and move on. You’ll make an average 5% growth. You’d make 165% in 20 years. It won’t be as glorious as doing options on a stock that shoots to the moon (Nvidia) but you’ll still reap the rewards from Nvidia or a co growing to the moon. If you want to go back to options trading just have 5% to play with. Don’t worry, the stock market is a long term game.
futes futing
Why are they doing this
Lol Jesus Christ this is absurd how corrupt all this is.
#I'm about to go Dragon Ball Z Kamehameha on yo ass if you keep fucking with my Micron & SanDisk stock gawd damnit... HIYAHHHH!!! 😲😡😠🤬💥💫
I’m convinced that the market makers are willing to leave billions on the table rather than let us frycooks get a fair share of the gains lol
$100k parked doing nothing the last 1 month due to personal and work travel.\n\nSeems like a good time to jump back in
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Buy another. That way when it 2x’s randomly you’ll be in the even.\n\nOr you lose more who knows. I think right now is the time to go long on MU again, so might as well double down, but I work at Wendy’s so yeah
Bro you are not alone.
Is the takeoff in the room?
r/agedlikemilk
Probably sandisk
Added 60k to SNDK 60k to MU 30k to GOOG 30k AMZN and 10k MSFT either I long $ROPE or down payment for a house
Kinda depends on what they are on, dumbass
Im in the same boat
Only 2 out of 11 sectors were red today. Insane.
Does it have hot and cold running rats?
Na NBIS had its run time for IREN
hahaha
Is there a polymarket % on whether the speech will include Iran being decimated and begging for a ceasefire?
Probably not. We need a major taco to get out of the is mess. He could resign. lol
If the Nasdaq drops further, I might have to get an emotional support 🐕‍🦺
When you treat investing like a roulette table…
I'm not long I play MU for swing and I fucked up my commenting hold MUU to 2x leverage the moves
Is this the end of Netflix?
A fuck up
If it’s good enough to cook it’s good enough to freeze
That’s precisely the kind of dumbshit take that got us into this mess in the first place.
At least you didn't sell a handful of cash secured puts at the $75 strike. Theta gangers gonna be waking up to assignment email notifications and a heap of NFLX shares, just like they did last earnings call:\n\nhttps://www.reddit.com/r/thetagang/s/JLsSYmW2Vh
I’m so done with this selling my whole portfolio tomorrow and yolo into calls for googl
calls on psychosis
Agreed
im gunna need Donald Donaldson to pump the market 2nite or its Wendys on Monday
Calls at close today will be so obvious
Manifesting NFLX to go green by open tomorrow so I can get out of my calls
Koreans gonna get wombo combo'd with Trump speech circuit breakers
Probably would have saved that guy’s marriage. They’d have a paid off house and vacations right now while building a family
The wife or RS5
QQQ and SPY literally less than 3-5% from ATH yet my port is fking ruined. God bless high beta leveraged to the tits port. Buying leveraged during the “dip” surely paid off 🙂
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Just like his dad
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PC is the obvious answer. Get obsessed with CSGO and Stellaris.
Put it in quantum computing, they are saying its the future
Nope, leading upto it the market had already dumped quite a bit
Chat are my puts for tomorrow cooked
It looks like you tried to lose money.
I canceled my subscription last month after being a day one subscriber for DVDs
non-tech sectors are GREEN!!
Naw, we're past legal loopholes. All that will happen is nobody will do anything to enforce the laws.
WDC currently at $160B market cap. Thinking of throwing $60k at it\n\nWendys or Valhalla
Lemon heads
😵‍💫
How much did you lose today
big tech are green
Civil? Do you have any idea what fucking sub you’re on? Don’t be such a 🌈 🐻
# AAPL TAKING OFF AFTER HOURS\n\n# DID THEY RELEASE THE NEWS?
You want to find the stuff that's only doing +50% but growing towards +100%, that's what makes the stock go up\n\nBuy my course!
The end for SNDK and MU?
Yeah but you can imagine what it would be like if he did
Gotta wonder who Greg Locke pissed off
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It's time to replace Jim Cramer and have a panel of animals who pick stocks by touching a cube with the company's logo on it. Probably more entertaining & safer way to make money.
I lost it all. Went from 250K to 40K on MU calls. My fault for being an idiot.
naurrr
Asts obviously
reta
Rotation into what bro?
A lot of big companies have earnings in July this dump is likely gonna rip
Whats your favorite Geekbar?\n\nMine is the Purple Ebony Bliss
Have you tried being rich?
Yessir get me those gains 🤑
The end for SNDK and MU?
Yeah ima be in bed
Diamond hands on a company making 60-80% margin and going up in the next 2 years guaranteed, with who knows what after but higher revenue when supply goes up, prices go down, and AI demand still up?\n\nYea, keeping my sndk
50% in 2 months? 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Asts
The one that doesn't say they are fully funded for 2026 then dilutes after hours
Ah standard Trump things \n\nPain au Raisin
I did, not sure how good these will be tomorrow but keep your eyes peeled for the gains 👀
Divorce the wife - continue to fucking crush it. \n\n34 never married, don't have RS5 money but quite happy these days and not getting married to my crazy ex is a big factor in that. MGTOW is incel shit but the general idea of forming your own path as a man and doing what makes you happy and feel worthy, is valid. Whether or not a partner is down with that is out of your control.
Not worth it tho
Thought I was a genius selling $85 puts a few weeks ago. Guess I'll be back to Wendy's next week
it will get banned really fast lol
I love my job very much but I would retire instantly when I could to do what I  want without depending on other people. but I understand your point
NQR - 157
I’m actually more surprised they weren’t already doing this. I guess now they’re just gonna make it so that his post doesn’t appear for 20 minutes until they can choose their positions in a casual manner.
Can we just tank the tel aviv exchange for a while instead
Definitely PS5 or normal computer if you prefer mouse and keyboard.
UNH always bounces back. People shouldn’t be surprised that profits were taken. $500 EOY
Asking this after being down 60%, you being here gang.
Peak fear so yes, probably
Bro don't know what open weight model means
Would be funny if post presidency 🥭 starts a financial advisor service
How is there no oversight of the executive branch to such a degree? Had the USA become a banana republic ?
down 480k and still smiling with the chart screenshot that is some next level cope
Unless they're deliberately delaying messages to other parties, I don't think that's the case, they're just providing faster push notifications when public info is released, which is common in stock trading.
People are like you need to sell Micron & SanDisk. And I say and then get into what? The rest of the stock market & economy is dogshit. What other companies are growing revenue by +100%, +80% margins, 10s of billions in profits, and locking customers up in long-term contracts. Kind of stupid where people say shit off the top of their ass without a plan.
Your mom stepping out of an airplane?
Isn't that every day for an alcoholic
Oof. I feel seen. I guess that's why fellow wusbees had calls.
Like clockwork
Even better they’ll raise costs AND continue to push crap content!
Steamdeck
Fixed it for you.\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/lm3rkt770odh1.jpeg?width=892&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9b6ff8fe80b130309e798dccb36f1372c04e8542
I guess there is ....never knew that....the free movies are all hella old though. Whos gonna spend $20 on a new movie
What peptides can fix this
Yup, il give you some examples that I base my point off of:\n\nPeacock - love island (female audience slop), the office (cult), live sports (must have for most leagues)\n\nHBO - the white lotus, other strong shows (not worth listing), strong movie catalog, some sports\n\nPrime - weaker content but roped in with different Amazon service\n\nYou don’t have to agree with me that these are stronger than Netflix, but if you agree that 10% of people could look at Netflix + those 3 and choose to keep the 3 then you would see why Netflix’s future growth is bleak. 20 future p/e starts making sense.
sell that junk for an M3 though
Cocaine.
that's me
did HOOD get hit by the Visa stablecoin thing or something else?
They are gonna pump this tomorrow aren’t they
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Gets me everytime
#SPY is only 1% from its all time high but this is misleading. Most stocks are down 15-20% or more from their recent highs LMAO🤌
Yeah hormus and rotation mostly
sounds like you’re right where you want to be 🫱🏼‍🫲🏻
I think Google calls at close is gonna be a good choice
is the bottom in for RKLB and ASTS? \n\nWhich one would you roll with?
Monke doesn't want to get rich anymore, monke just wants his money back 😢
Im sitting with 600+ shares at 84 bucks \n\nBut whatever. It was down 5% on a random day a week ago. Been see sawing. \n\nWill probably tax loss harvest and DCA back in
NFLX 10/16 85 calls were not the move I guess. At least rddt is only down 6.5% today 🤕
MUve on.
Buy an Xbox one, then join the helldad divers
Dont be jealous
It's 157 % actually, because of the leverage.
This market is long overdue for a crash that doesnt recover in the following month but we all know it's not coming anytime soon
Fuck this market.
Made a nice chunk of change shorting the market. Thank god Robinhood introduced shorting
What is it about summer that makes me want to get drunk everyday
What's to stop somebody from being a paid customer of this, then instantly reposting to a public twitter or something?
Fair enough. Maybe I’ll pick up some calls a month out or so.
The bulls that didn’t sold NFLX at $100 punching the air now.
“3% of Korean working age populace is facing a margin call at the moment.” Oh my
I suggest telling your partner the same if you’re up big.
I like it better
Paying off a house is my dream. Good job man
😂😂
NFLX and drill
What are you trading? This is so bad. It looks like you tried to lose money.
Alright, someone's gotta make your money back, I'm gonna full port in.
😂😂
sell half
Is she hot?
Not gonna lie, some of the Americans in here are pretty nice people
That would be lucky these days, hope you make it and more 💯🙏🏻
What’s the opposite of “if it’s good enough to screenshot, it’s good enough to sell” cus I’m cooked
I mean even a poor can afford $7 a month
Didn’t we circuit break when mango showed his board of tariff %’s for the first time?
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Sensational.
Lmao your fault for deciding on a huge trade because of drugs bro. Tf
You said that a week ago
When is Trump launching his substack?
Which system would you recommend a 42 year old dad of 3 who wants to escape
NFLX just caused a lot of margin calls. Everyone piled into calls thinking it couldn’t possibly go any lower - well…
Yeah ok I’m off to bed then
I remember telling the story believers how long and expensive nuclear development is. Got shouted down on Reddit. \n\nNot only are SMRs unproven, but they’re even more expensive than traditional reactors per MW. Everyone wants to buy a fun story now though.
Yeah… Options I gather
Oh great it's 6 PM you know what time it is: good ole Jim Cramer. Wonder what stock he'll pump next and then tank 25% a day later like IBM LOL 😆
Thats what i hate most about this losses. The people were it goes to.
Everyone scared of what the president will say. Preemptive selling just in case things go south. Rally tomorrow probably.
Gambling on a 1 sigma move when it becomes a 2 sigma day (probably selling near the money SPX or NDX spreads, and price sliced deep into the body of the spread).
Wtf today? I was on vacation and just saw all red haha any news? Or hormus again?
Netflix wont be around in 6 months
“Dad, I think you should buy SpaceX calls”\n\n“Omg, my son is retarded”
Imagine forgetting your place as a convenient alternative to piracy and trying to squeeze people by being annoying. I happily paid for streaming services for years man. I havent in over a year at this point and havent missed a single show. Fuck em
This is just a way to obfuscate their own insider trading actions. Hit the button and “everyone knows” just a little bit after all the insiders act.
Mid life crisis in full effect. Wake up at 5am to workout. Bought an RS5, paid off my house, hate my wife. Someone help me
Seems nothing it's highly illegal.
What the duck
Open weight models once available are free models you can download and host yourself. Unless US plans banning the Internet and putting regulations on what you can run on your server locally. \n\nChinese open weight models are already starting to build momentum among some US tech startups. \n\nhttps://www.cnbc.com/2026/07/07/chinese-ai-models-costs-us-openai-anthropic.html
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Sure there are, paid TV shows too
We already knew your wife was a 304
$120,000 remaining and dropping everyday… there’s no hope at this point
If I’m truly regarded I should be the king of WSB
3h
Im gonna do some dental work with a gun barrel brb
Seems like it was written by a high schooler with the basic premise being "what if they made more Mario movies"
Congrats on the $10!
Did the fat fuck speak yet
I'm giga poor, don't judge my ninja turtles sewer quarters.
Holy crap, Netflix is plunging.
A random -0.5% day is basically noise in this bull market.
I daydream while driving about using my brush guard to push left lane loiterers out of the fucking way
I have no other trades I'm interested in, so I'm gonna buy 1 call a week until it gets closer to December. Maybe I'll make off like a bandit, maybe not.
Playing vidoe games and pretending that this sh*t is not happening is best thing ever!
Trump out here selling discord memberships.
You hate you job so much..and ask him what is wrong with him? Not everybody want to retire...
I don’t understand how people can lose this much and still be mentally capable of posting and responding on the internet lol\n\nMaybe OP is just rich as fuck, but losing this amount of money insane to me.
Looks like my Netflix home to me
This is what I would do with penny slots in vegas. A few hours of free drinks cancelled out losses
Honestly, instead of front line workers, execs ought to be the ones replaced by algorithms.
Are there really that many bagholders for Micron, it's still higher than it was 2 months ago? \n\nThis gives off more of a SpaceX vibe.
Be real here. You don't have a wife.
Literally a generational buy opportunity on NFLX. Don’t be that guy that doesn’t add below $70 but buys later over $100
I think I need one of their machines to use after algos teared apart my rectum and calls
should be red
part 2: electric mushroom
I lost over 100k too bro don’t worry. Just took me like 5 years to get over it… it’s all good 😭
No it won’t claw back in. I have it calls expires in Jan 2027 and it has been a disaster. Netflix is now a dumpster fire.
lol.....this is the worst advice ever
i've been seeing angel numbers every day. my manifestations are unfolding rapidly
Shit is massively oversold, they were oversold going into earnings to begin with so tanking another 10% on what are essentially vanilla earnings just doesn't pass the sniff test
dumbest fucking timeline... so far. we're just 18 months in.
We are an empire, fat chance. It’s starting to look like we will leave Iran when there is no more oil infrastructure left in the area. Which isn’t a good thing for humanity.
I wouldn’t bet any money on china right now. No chance 🥭 let the US access those models. Im not even worried about that. \n\nIt could actually boost capex from the hyperscaler so they won’t fall behind. \n\nBullish
I wonder if they mean YouTubeTV which is just cable but the only reason ppl are watching that more is because NFLX totally gave up on producing oc and their dwindling library is only being refilled with foreign slop.\n\nLike the solution is so obviously NOT buying Disney or live sports it’s making new shows that don’t take 5 years for a half season to come out (in the super unlikely chance something good even gets renewed). Hell they can remake house of cards if they wanna be lazy
Just be patient trying to get it back. Momentum can take a minute to rebuild. It might not be until after mag7 earnings
It’s going to be a nothingburger for markets don’t waste your time
With Korea closed, let’s tank Taiwan
My wife is shaking her butt like an excited puppy 🐶 because AI stocks are tanking. She hates AI and is afraid of being replaced by it. Can't wait to see her batshit crazy face when AI stocks rip higher.
I hit ath yesterday
This meme had me rolling\n\nHahahaha
https://preview.redd.it/ge9x0t7tyndh1.jpeg?width=1320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=13964691a09894304d57436290965c7ec9884f12\n\n \nUm.... Can someone check on this guy and make sure he didn't off himself? This is genuinely concerning.
Where you get that money from? Work in tech?
You are comparing apple to fruits
Praying to the volatility gods rn
I'll just be eating 32 packets of Diablo sauce from Taco Bell
OK but there's no way ORCL goes even lower tomorrow \n\nSeriously though this more oversold than the dot Com crash
Space X Starship launches in about 45 min.
Was it any good?
He has OCD and there are people around him that manipulate it.
Bought CRWV at $80.5 sold at $90 🤌
Should have doubled on put
IPO is just exit liquidity
https://preview.redd.it/e445ihlzxndh1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d5156ccefc577ef8d21ebf9083d150d46bafc1df\n\n \nThis might not be the place for serious math, but I ran the numbers through my calculator. You’ve got a less than 50% chance that MU hits your (new) breakeven before expiration. It is slightly more likely than not that the value of your call could temporarily get to $120 before expiration. You’ve got only a 21% chance of it closing above 1080. The 1235 number which was your original breakeven isn’t even with a standard distribution of likely outcomes, meaning you’ve probably got a less than 10% chance statistically of making back all your losses.
I’m teaching my son how to trade so that I don’t need to be watching the market 24/7 .
wtf happened today
Don't believe this is real... person is barely able to string a coherent sentence together and certainly doesn't speak like a 46 year old, more like a teenager/bot.\n\nPositions or ban.
I mean, define "rough" - most people who have $300k to blow on something like this don't exactly have it rough lol
I've just accepted that I'll lose 3% of my net worth every single day from now on.
Nflx is so cooked lmao
You haven't even paid for the lumber we sold you. Deadbeats
Them options be expensive man, but tech gonna crash after that pop fo sho
This is why being rich, makes everything legal. Truth social is a public site. Trading on public information is no longer considered insider trading. You just happen to get public info faster.\n\nPersonally, all these crooks should be in jail for life.
It will be at 7 PM here, and I'm still going to wait for the recap tomorrow. Listening to him gives me hives.
Regarded investors thought they were recession proof not stopping to think if the subscriptions were bad content proof
thts a documentary...im talking a real movie like
I’m holding my shorts till end of the year until all the lockup shares come out
How tf
He doesnt even have a clue what the fuck is gonna come out of his mouth.  Hows he gonna sell anyone early access?
AYO THAS ME
Damn bro lmao
calls on korean banks and soju companies
Excess Fluid Pump, nice
If I make an extra $3 tomorrow I’m taking it, and will consider myself lucky
If bro gave me 9 numbers out of 10 i will put my life savings on the only number he didn’t choose
Down 132% - I have to go drive ubers to pay the app back
I want a big bowl of ramen\n\n😡🍜\n\nWe need to\n\nMake Ramen Great Again
This isn't even a DeepSeek moment. \n\nFree is now better than Fable 5 for coding which is supposed to be Fable 5's overpriced strength and Anthropic's huge valuation. \n\nIf free is better than Fable 5 then Anthropic has no reason it should stay anywhere near a trillion in valuation.\n\nLet alone this also implies in the future, free weights or at least cheap Chinese models might just be as good if not significantly better.\n\nLLM even at the very frontier are becoming commodities. Hardware might be where the money is for AI LLM. LLM model itself looks like race to bottom to basically free. But if LLM models are race to bottom then why would big tech want to spend infinite money on hardware that depreciates and needs to be rebought every few years? Where's the profit to justify when the software that the hardware runs will just lose the cloud services money.
The loss itself would kill me
1% bounce?
Fake money
A single emoji can carry so much information, my condolences
Shorts
that didn't work out well for you, but honestly it's a $100 stock , so Sept may see some movement, they are cash rich and once they get the exec turbulence resolved, should be good to go. Sept is not a bad play.
Thanks!
I’m borrowing this…
Netflix blows anyways. Not sure how they ever had a 600+ billion market cap.
You can afford ice?
are you taking a break from all that cawk?
Laws are off the table boys!
M3.2 quake in 🇮🇷….wonder what could’ve triggered it
are you dumb
NAAIM index going paid access only on August 1st, disgusting
Per usual
Load nbis.
Addicted to the rat race
You were as ready as you needed to be $400 ago.
You want, like, like, most of the breast covered up
😭
Such fuckin weak sauce. Couldn’t even make his L last half a million.
My favorite
Omg 😂😂
deepseek panic 2.0 loading…
Tonight's special, ice soup
Just watched the Bloomberg FTX movie on YouTube last night
I saw the cheap part right after I posted that. You are correct
Jesus man I'm sorry. What happened? Was this "all" you had?
Why'd they make it then?
I work at an AI sex robot company and the amount of memory & storage we need is fucking ridiculous. I would not be worried about Micron & SanDisk. They locked my ass to a long-term 5 year contract and even without the contract the demand for sex robots is too damn high.
I dont like to brag but I made money and lost money today.  Zero taxes owed.  Like and subscribe for my pro tips.
Why is mango speaking so late, how am I supposed to stay awake until 3 AM as a European
🤣 Dude never seen nips in his life. "the bigger the better" lmao
It's funny that you think he even has the power to do that at this point
Well now what? No Korean market tonight to entertain us. Besides watching 🥭 yap nonsense
No airing 🥭 speech seems stupid. It’s easy ratings
Man I was pumped this morning. My bad. Whole market took a shit though. I still believe in the long term vision and think it will do well long term. Hope we make millions
Safest bet of the neoclouds I think, but therefore the lowest upside potential.\nCoreweave could skyrocket if the stars align (or go bankrupt if they don't)
The same lazy joke in every god damn thread
Canada giving us the ol’ FU because of orange man.
Reverse split Inc?
You’ll be alright
Tomorrow starts the first day of my race to $1M challenge starting with only $10k.
Still in, best week ever
When people say Netflix is losing market share to Youtube like what the hell are we watching on youtube? Podcasts and influencers? LOL. theres no movies or tv shows
Your wife does tho bro..
Kind of wish I'd opened a short position on SpaceX before close. Even if the test today goes well, it ends in a fireball and I bet the stock dips just because some people won't understand
Also he'll announce he's mandating taking a 20% stake for himself, Ivanka and Jared
Why do this in the first place? I get they're a media company, but just host a normal earnings call that's a dial-in / listen only. What advantage is this, especially on your competitors site? At least when Elon does his shitty antics, it's on Twitter (which seems to immediately crash and run into constant "tech issues") lol
You gotta inverse those voices, dawg.
So brave
My friend used to say ‘how can you trust something that bleeds 7 days in a row that doesn’t die?’\n\nThought this was in reference to his gf but thinking applies to stock market as well
Bought a stock course for $400 . Think I should be ready to start trading soon
Yikes, bro
A third of the country has no idea this is happening. Another third dont care. The last third *cant* do anything
Brudda...
You get in trouble for blocking them?
Buy when you can barely force yourself to click the button because it looks so bad
Puts on skull emojis once my banbet loses 😔
https://preview.redd.it/1p0u7o31yndh1.jpeg?width=1206&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b82d7163fe194f226b884916d5fd66a243dc6024
I think it’s gonna go down a bit more first
Nah, mortgage the house and you can easily make it back
I know they said no crying in the casino but what if I really want to
She is lucky too. A lot of guys here won’t say shit until reality breaks their denial and turn what could have been a recoverable loss into a gambling addiction
Retard comment
I had a feeling about Netflix, damn wish I got those puts. I have been feeling the same for Meta.
U wot m8
Nah
I believe this is all covered in The Sting with Robert Redford
Banana Republics are amateurs. These blokes are professional grade corrupt.
Think we will bounce tomorrow then side ways for 3 months
Hey I agree with what you think
I tell mine I bet the house every time. It’s a joke until it isn’t.
Eat my dongus you fuckin nerd.\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Mango 🥭 will announce that he goes very well over sticky rice
How do you guys stomach those losses? I’d literally seek the next tallest building if this shit ever happened to me
Which do you like
😂❤️🤭
I mean you have seen a lot of replies, but geez, VTI or even SCHD or FXAIX 90% of that and just play with the 10%.\n\nOof.
Holy guh...options or sports betting? ..
This 👆
Couple months I think but hes cooked
I don't care where you go but you can't stay here
Just want nuclear to go back to my entries. I'll keep holding again, they can liquidate me twice, fuck em.\n -Alexander Graham Bell
Mods ban this racist
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/J_FiPBpswN0
Not if they have a stake in it too
Making feel better about myself today
Could respect it if it were at least 5%
⬆️⬆️ This guy McKinseys ⬆️⬆️
Just watch the Korean market, they have several per week at this rate (really)\n\n
9.99$ discount at dollar store or Discount City
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The smart thing would be too look at some sector etfs and wait for consolidation and support. Or just catch the falling knife like the rest of us
how so
MMs worse thiefs then ⚫️ people LMAO
Yeah um, can I get extra ketchup
Yep, down 30% right now and I've talked with my wife about it. She supports me, saying I'm trying hard to change our lives and that the risk is worth the chance. I'm very lucky.
This guy loves the cock.
This just in, Trump will announce deal to nationalize Micron and pay $5000 a share to existing shareholders in tonight's speech.
Holy fuck did he buy time or were they short dated?
Maybe add more mommy murder time ‘documentary’ series that are spread across 5 episodes when it could have been done in 1.
Ghey
If you’re a bank wouldn’t you be hesitant to buy this service? Great way to get one over on them and have them pay to do it.
What if it’s the same guy
Telling your partner is a pussy move
in 3 hours.
Wtf happened today my amd is -10%
Man MRVL is really pissing me off: and more so that I bought MVLL shares mostly instead of just MRVL.
Soxl wasn’t even as bad as Sandisk or sth
TECL bro. It’s a wild ride every day.
ofc we’re muricans that’s what we do
Imagine being the president and selling banks access to your decisions before the American people, as if they don’t have enough advantage with all the horseshit they do
I just can't believe I am down so much on leaps. Like how? Btw I have 6 months leaps and a mega tard
Her gum drop nipples are sooo succulent.
😔\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/cpx8uf6lxndh1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4b81f86b3524c93f53221fb218d7941d338cae60
Bols having rat butter for dinner
**BanBet Created** ▲ | **Record:** 4W - 0L\n\n| Ticker | Target | Entry | Move | Expires |\n|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|\n| **AMD** | $520.00 (above) | $500.54 | +3.9% | Jul 23, 9:50 PM |
Didn’t they get paid a few billion from that paramount deal or whatever? So really, they should be up even on the loss?
!banbet AMD 520 1w
This is the dwelling of some apologist Redditor getting ready to tell you why this is fair for them to live in while some folks fuck their gf for them too.
A tiny coconut allegedly fell on my head as a kid 💀
My friend’s friend’s husband lost about $500k since last year and supposedly went another few hundo thousand in debt trying to get it back. She had no idea 🫣 \n\nThey are splitting up. \n\nFor real.. if you’re down big, tell your partner while it’s -50%… not -150%.
PUTS ON AAPL. no way it doesn’t pull back to at least low 300s after running up 20% in a matter of 2 weeks. (Trading like a meme squeeze stock) xD
Literally just hold these. Maybe buy some more. I’m down big on my stuff too but you’ve got time
But you already did in your last response. You told OP to "hold it like a regular stock". Forget the fact that OP needs a 50% move in the underlying by expiration just to break even. Shitty advice, and now you think you can walk it back by saying "I cant tell you what to do or if you should cut losses".
Definitely. You will recover soon 🫂
I think you know how this will end…
9
Bro prolly doesnt know what radon is.
I hope I live long enough to see a circuit breaker, didn’t get to experience Covid market
“I have done my job by severely injuring and slowing down the Iranian regime. With that being said, the US military will be pulling out of Iran and ending this war.”
I am sorry to hear that. You can lose a lot of money instantly on options. I have lost a lot of money in the initial days but like anything else, knowledge is power. When some stock is going parabolic, you should always move your stops up. Also, with tools like Claude, there is no excuse to research patterns around IPO or any other catalyst. \n\nEven after arming with knowledge, the market can always go against you in a jiffy. Always have stops. Otherwise, it’s just gambling and the house always wins
WTH is this? Too many numbers & not in crayon 🖍️ \n\nCalls?
Not worth waiting up for my dude. He’s gonna point to some charts and claim tampering or some bull shit from past elections. Ya know, the ramblings of a madman filled with lies and propaganda. \n\nWhat kinda pastries ya makin’ though?
Has anyone ever really looked at all that is in spy? There is a ton of trash
Can we sue them?
Ouch
This is the basement of Jorrvaskr.
He still could if he just sold puts on some larger SP500 stocks, basically a full time income.
Dookie splash 💩💦
Pray
I love this sub
Dead af
Painful to watch but respect for posting it anyway, WSB never disappoints lol.
I'm the stupidest person i know
Damn son, this might be enough to shake my diamond hands. If we go down to $900 I'd be screaming. Guess I should think about that.
You can literally see the chart. It never went above one hundred on the daily.
Starting to get that sense
And now you’ve been labeled as a dissenter by the over lords and they’ll target you first
Well... ive never even been able to fathom that much assets to loose even. So your still one of the rich'es to me.
Imagine if I went on a nice euro trip 2 weeks ago which I was supposed to and sold my stocks in case. I’ll be 60k richer even with Europe trip expenses and a lot happier.
https://preview.redd.it/y174lw8axndh1.jpeg?width=1206&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=18567499c175fe69e1123322418b4d9b5e126b46
For this position the IV crush is minimal. Prove me wrong.
facts ngl
Canadian wildfires blowing over here every summer. Someone remind 🥭 again that we need to annex them and chop down all their trees
Dang only another 900k in the bank how sad for you
Whoa
Jamal?!
Sold a lot of CSPs today, hope i dont get burned
My analysis is the market dont give a fuck about your feelings or mine
Let them expire worthless and save your money maybe
Basically selling insider trading atp
If you are short NFLX, or if you are white, remember to cancel your Netflix subscription.
you are here with us, it is clear
Maybe they could save money by cancelling shows early.
A triple circuit breaker will never ever happen
There’s been zero growth in tech for a full year
Stairway up, elevator down.
Exactly
24 comments 0 upvotes LMAOO
r/dankmemes just accepted your mod application
Maybe Taiwan China or Japan?
Also was a pleasant experience watching the earnings call without ads with my $15.99/mo plus $4/mo family plan subscription paid to GOOG lol.
welp. this didn't go as planned..
Asa Akira to the rescue!
Not gunna like I got fairly wrecked today
NFLX GUH
Just buy calls, when you’re rich they just let you do it
I blame myself tho, I'm fully aware of that
Asked the voices and they told me “nah, that excuse doesn’t check out”
Flip
thinking of converting all my USD to JPY and moving to Japan and live happily ever after. Idk if they have Wendy’s buy Yoshinoya Bowl should work
Excellent work. Truly regarded
I did immediately go give this a try, and it did work, I recovered several hundred dollars. So thank you!\n\nAnd we ended the day just $60 shy of my entry point, which is a fart in the wind for SanDisk.
Hammer it down
ARM MRVL down close to 50% and Intel under $100. Press F for the regards that bought the top
Literally no way you could have known I was dropped on my head as a baby
Not in semis quantum or date center stocks. When buy
Im not completely betting on a correction simply because a lot of stocks have been routed (esp software) already, but you might need to be quick to get those kind of deals
😠
I'm not invested but thanks for keeping it civil, regard
!remindme 3 months "Does MU and SNDK do the funny thing?"
Hmmm maybe we shouldn't allow this
She did for me and my boys
So where is the money
Lmao same I'm like a random text generator
What’s your all time? That screenshot looks sneaky.
What time is 🥭 speaking?
the spacex investor starter kit, complete with flood pump and tennis racket for some reason
We open tomorrow at 755 and then dump back to 750 to annoy maximum number of folks LMAO
Just hodl u be aight
I mean anything is arguable but youd have to be fucking stupid to argue back to that. It’s definitely 100% worse and evil. \n\nStraight up wealth transfer from those who can’t afford the API (poorer people) to those who can (rich people)
The odyssey? What’s that
Koweea is krosed today
More than half their content is Indian or Korean shit. Not that I'm not open to international content but it's like overrun with it
If they want to get back in peoples good graces immediately lower prices or add stuff people actually want to see and not what they think is good.
I would start to consider it at $80
Well .. first insiders will be his family.
Imagine if I opened a put overnight on sandisk....would be crazy right ...and yet
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Me cause my kid mentioned it today out of the blue but I didn’t exactly load up and am more amused by how bad I am at playing earnings despite it essentially being a 50/50 coin flip.
Being shitty would’ve kept this guy from losing $100K+. He needs the hard knock life to learn lessons from.
Oligarchy\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/ussa45cqwndh1.jpeg?width=108&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e4a5a25f845314a46162ca6f9849aa439b996247
Why is bro living in the ratway
Athletes obsess over aging & "decline" because the maximum of a variable/competitiveness decrease faster than the average. Regular people away from their max potential can actually age in reverse, by training, increasing muscle mass, bone density, & aerobic capacity --while enjoying life. Ignore athletes, obsessives over that rapidly wasting asset.
Yoyo how’s the OP doing?
Casino app down. Shambled
Only asians can save us
My bad i put my 6.4 inches in her booty hole last night
Guh
Just buy leaps on indices, or do put credit spreads on indices
Agreed, raise them even higher.
How about you do both
Must suck to have introversion AND lack the intelligence to see the world outside of some reductive facebook quiz framework. \n\nYour susceptibility to stimuli is unrelated to whether you're regarded... It just regarded introverts blame everything on their introversion...
maybe when it comes to streaming
You deserve to be here
/u/RemindMeBot 3m “would he regret this?”
SPY pinned at 750 because 20% drop (top circuit breaker) would put it at $600 (the 6 7 dillema)\n\nDepends when Drump speech writer comes back and what Bee Movie quote they picked
And then cancelling the show on a cliffhanger resolving nothing
Don't these things eat themselves if you hold through volatility? Or are you just confident enough in a one way trip down that it won't eat enough of your profit to matter?
Both
Thats one facet of it lmao