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| Damn, I actually believed him this time. The terms were so shitty that it would have tracked. I forgot that this admin has no standards, not shitty standards. That's on me, guys. |
| True, Ill get in if the sell off is deep enough |
| The report posted is old news trying to frame it as something new.\n\nThey agreed to ceasefire today, the attacks were yesterday. |
| Dude! I’m fucking dying over this one. |
| MY SANDWICH! |
| Please, someone\n\nanyone |
| That is marketing and market manipulation. There are real negotiations going on. |
| just did 40 miles on the trainer... someone massage my ass |
| Remember how this week, Monday was up because deal and then the market remembered that Warsh matters way more than Hormuz?\n\nIt'll be like that, but in reverse |
| Wow flashback from 30 years ago |
| An entire civilization is finished tonight. Never to be unfinished. Haha unless...? |
| start lifting and you will feel better |
| Israel, Americas greatest ally. Not a one sided relationship, at all. |
| Because 🥭 already does that |
| Shortest treaty of Versailles MoU ever |
| must be Friday afternoon after market is closed |
| Looks like a catapulted trying to crawl up! |
| Can’t borrow margin because account balance too low. Regards unite. |
| I gambled my life savings shorting so I’m praying down |
| Calls |
| 🍟->💼 you know the drill |
| I bought PRAX at 250 thought sell at three fifty then wait for long term gains tax its now back at 260 and idk what to do |
| this is why veiny shrek |
| ... fuck you for reminding me of this game, these next wasted hours are on you and you alone! |
| So he signed a deal and immidiately reneged on it ? Very on brand. |
| what about second rock bottom |
| Tom "fat cuck" lee |
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| Imagine it being 6 years ago before 100% inflation |
| Market is just waiting to destroy whoever shows up first |
| Just another Hormuz open / Hormuz close Friday. |
| naked short selling is allowed and exploited in the USA. Wanna know how dangerous and criminal it is? South Korea puts traders in prison for naked short selling. Ditto China |
| ☝🏼☝🏼☝🏼 this! Maybe they can buy BB and Nokia to😎 |
| Have we tried giving them more money? That doesn't usually work, but like communism, we just haven't tried it HARD enough. SECOND Bribery. 11sibillions? |
| So much winning 😂 |
| That deal sucks anyways. He doesn't have much leverage to make another one, can't double down on war, he just has to rely on his marketing genius to sell it. |
| I don't know. The race is close |
| https://preview.redd.it/sfffipd54b8h1.png?width=1078&format=png&auto=webp&s=57860fe393dbf5e087060b51249fcad086c46781\n\nMy chart is giving me extreme anxiety. It is too flat. I have 36 stocks/ETFs and it all nearly perfect balanced out. ITS TOO FLAT |
| Dude, just stfu already. This weekend war is so dumb. Friday war, Monday Taco. Rinse and Repeat every fucking week. |
| Continue to save and invest and be free by 40 |
| Maybe he wants all the empty ships to be loaded in the US. But does the US have enough oil and gas for that? I don’t know. It could also be that “the Boss,” as he calls himself, simply cannot live with being a loser. |
| I already knew this buy why 923 |
| nobody does but now its time for more love taps cause we can say we tried lol |
| lmao a bunch of ex-ASML employees meeting each other again and having to use fake names with each other |
| New week new ath. Easy as that brother. |
| Log into my account and do this |
| Bro buy ASTS |
| Down |
| https://preview.redd.it/6i9loetn4b8h1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=292b4f9e0edf72e8bcf5d65eb97fc14b1cb1466c |
| Fake peace is On, what you think retard? |
| I feel like I’m at rock bottom and I’m not even 30 yet shit man |
| Bc nobody cares about the war anymore lmao we pump anyway |
| But not the futures market! |
| I don’t know about this one specifically, but it would be typical to make time phased payments contingent on agreement conditions, like buying a house. Maybe there’s been a down payment or deposit, but I would expect it’s mostly recoverable or not yet paid.\n\nUnless it was literally stacks of US paper money, like buying a house in Argentina. |
| how did you determine the strike range? i picked 185 - 205, got burned pretty badly... |
| you don't even need AI for that, you can kind a just see it for yourself as the market happens. |
| You just unlocked a deep subconscious memory |
| You can still 10x that $81 in 5 minutes on some calls... then 10x that 800 and you're almost right back in the game. Don't be a quitter. |
| War is back on the menu boys! |
| its shares, im chillin |
| Had to scroll way too far to find this comment. \n\nOP: *"hur dur they have nothing to show for it"*\n\nNo shit sherlock, a huge portion of the AI infrastructure capex was announced fucking yesterday (figuratively). Only about a third of the total announced AI infrastructure pipeline is actually built yet. Full delivery is not supposed to be until 2027-2029. |
| https://preview.redd.it/0nrmt26i4b8h1.png?width=675&format=png&auto=webp&s=51cad859c3525a26df4a2fdfdf668cfa62f7a8ce\n\nWould have been better off VOO and chill assuming starting beginning of 2024. |
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| These maniacs really don’t want a deal |
| I put the internet down for 30hrs during a hike; wtf happened? |
| they aint got it like that |
| Too many people bought calls on war end. Expect a 27.67% crash monday |
| I'm gonna "and doesn't start wars randomly on social media at various times in the night/early am" to that 'would be nice' dream. |
| Yeah yeah Nike and all that. You’d be better off with Samsung |
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| What's the New Zealand angle? |
| As fun as it is to make fun of modern twitter, that'd still be its own shitshow. I'd imagine Iran would immediately pivot it into an even heavier propaganda machine. Even if a ton of people ditched the site, I'd imagine they'd still manage to poison some minds along the way. Though Bluesky would probably get a second mass migration out of it. |
| Sulfur for manufacturing, ammonia for fertilizer in agriculture, ethylene for plastic production, and then oil |
| You can't always trust American will buy garbage they don't need at Walmart? That's why they're a good recession investment? |
| so monday up or down? 🤔 |
| His devotion to being an attention whore is mooning the deficit. |
| Edit: I know our politicians do this daily too. |
| Is he now attempting to distract from the algae soup and peeling paint? \n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/0nhicnoe4b8h1.png?width=480&format=png&auto=webp&s=dc38ddb69595413301723767a34652f38be2cde2\n\n |
| With the deal being broken, I don't think that is a bad play at all. What stocks/etfs would you target? |
| 😂😂😂 I thought the same thing |
| This of course had to start once the market closed |
| Question: What is stopping Iran from placing like 1 billion on puts then closing the straight for a couple days then placing 1 billion on calls and opening it? Like how would we even be able to verify this to make sure its not happening? |
| Send in the VP! |
| Those old dinosaurs don't understand that things change much quicker now |
| Dude...man...bruh... 🤦♂️ |
| That's the development fund. Iran says $12 billion in assets has been unfrozen, no idea if it has been to this point but it was agreed to be released before negotiations continued. |
| Alan Watts? |
| Don't worry guys we have a task force for deals |
| Are we allowed to use the word "retard" again, but just for one specific person? |
| Market manipulation number 38 is nearly complete |
| We should agree to a deal that delays Monday for 60 days. |
| Who could have guessed this would happen? 🤦🏼♂️ |
| Because he's rarely typing messages on social media anymore. It's likely miller with AI to sound like him. The only time he's actually typing anything is when it's all caps, because that's the only way he can see the words on the keyboard (his vision has gotten worse with age and he refuses to wear glasses) |
| stocks don't go up because a peace deal is announced.\n\n \nstocks go up and then the media uses the peace deal to correlate the two.\n\n \n |
| What is the current price on HOOD, anyone outside of US knows? |
| Considering we get the same news every other day, think of it as being 24 hours early. |
| It now has me wondering if he wants all the tankers to get out with the backed up oil then...he resumes strikes against Iran. Can't really tell with him. |
| 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 |
| If you ever feel like a massive regard, think of it like this\n\nAt least you don’t have 🥭 signs on your front lawn |
| I’m going to do leaps on the top 10 in Jan of next year |
| Gen Z has never seen the price of beef below $12, no wonder they call themselves the soy generation 🤣 |
| 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 |
| Yes, I just read that: https://www.reuters.com/business/finance/iran-deal-includes-300-billion-fund-more-than-half-which-already-committed-2026-06-16/#:\~:text=The%20fund%20will%20not%20be%20created%20or%20become%20operational%20until%20a%20final%20and%20satisfactory%20deal%20is%20concluded.%20The%20memorandum%20of%20understanding%2C%20once%20signed%2C%20is%20intended%20to%20structure%20the%20process%20over%20the%20next%2060%20days. |
| theme hopital, as we say on reddit |
| 😂 |
| Buying a used hardcover edition of “The Art Of The Deal” about 15 years ago is one of THE investments I have ever made. |
| Anybody wanna split rent with me |
| giant dicks?! |
| It’s a pretty horrible agreement. Who the h\*ll negotiated that deal? |
| We are a few days away from, "What am I supposed to do? Tell them they can't have nuclear weapons when everyone else has nuclear weapons?" |
| Works for me either way, tbf |
| ayatollah rodriguez, high school baseball legend |
| They will change their mind. The US will be up to $600 billion in reparations required for Iran to sign a deal. |
| Wait so did the 300/450 billion dollar deal fall through? This shit is so back and forth I'm losing track of what the latest spin is. |
| $40 trillion national debt btw |
| I would like 6k of it please |
| You are 100% right. This is pure dumbassery here. |
| Who would clean the DC pools then? Rednecks in the south went out of their way to elect a guy that will keep DC pools clean damnit! |
| I really hope this idiot doesn't commit genocide. I think it's time for world powers to step in honestly. This war makes zero sense right now to anyone. It's a quagmire. Giggity. |
| We know SPCEX is going to go down. So people need to put the money somewhere else. Thus the stocks go up. Huge Bull market on its way. |
| Your wife’s boyfriend says thank you. You evaporated 3m and he ejaculated 3mL. |
| Bibi is a baaaaaaad dude. |
| I don’t know… those plates look like they are going up 🐂 |
| That was about as fast as I expected. |
| Msft ruins my weekend. I can’t stop thinking about it going down further. |
| You know what’s worse? AI is writing and posting the article. |
| After 60 days boats will need to pay for protection from the people who's selling it. \nCosa Nostra middle east style. LMAO |
| Nintendo is a sleeping giant. If you think the Boomers will forget Nintendo you are insane. |
| A bitch ass bitch |
| exactly. and oil prices. |
| I think a few people will compile a list of top ten. Mind you I remember that there were multiple top ten lists. But I also bought NBIS and ASTS from those lists and overall can't complain. |
| It's been a shit show for trading |
| Absolutely zero plan or strategy, US policy is a magic 8-ball being wielded by a demented moron. |
| Israel attacks, therefore Trump is going to punish Iran?\n\nFucking Moron^TM |
| correct answer........ |
| woke and chud, I pronounce you husband and wife |
| #ByeMorSportsBallCards |
| I bought calls so know how this will play out |
| They haven’t received anything ——any releases are tied to benchmarks, they’ve accomplished none, so nothing has been released. |
| I swear casinos know if you’ve ever played before. They godda have facial recognition with shared databases. I think they let newbies win in an attempt to get them addicted. I won like $700 at slots the first time I gambled in a casino. |
| What is happening? I’ve lost all my money so I’m not up to date. |
| MUU (2x etf of MU) to split on July 15 (20:1) |
| Sure, lil brocephus |
| 🥭 can’t even get a pool painted right. Why did anyone think he could get a whole damn strait opened up? |
| inshallah |
| Yes, the self proclaimed master negotiator missed the class where they taught that’s it’s a bad idea to give your opponent an extreme amount of leverage for no reason before a deal is signed. |
| hell yeah |
| Hezbollah attacks\* |
| My father in law, a 70 year surfer from Hawaii just belly laughed at that one. |
| When do we declare war on student loan debt and offer to pay them $300 billion? |
| He can barely sit at this point, he is dying in front of our eyes. No way can he golf anymore. |
| S&P is up 25% over the last 12 months. |
| Read the article Ak-47 |
| "Oh no, please don't make my life even harder for our civilians that we care so much about!!!" - IRGC, while laughing hysterically |
| Give me an entry target pls |
| Wasn't even 24 minutes |
| yeah but fr we fucked shit up for them either through our apathy (genx) or malice (boomers). they're still tarded with all their weird stupid shit. |
| So, calls? |
| So can’t we just make a deal with Iran and just let Iran and Israel deal with their own issues? Why do we care about any country that is outside of North America? Did we forget about the Monroe Doctrine? |
| Same |
| Okay boomer |
| Dm me |
| I have 1 real loser. 3 that are losing but 2 of those are long term plays in fields with potential. \n\nOne is a straight dogshit pick.\n\nGuess where I got the bad pick from. |
| Bers are so fkd 😭🤌 |
| I'm new here. Any advice? |
| I don’t know. That would actually be great to know! Can somebody fact-check this? |
| Just wait til you see your dick again. |
| Bro, I'm doing terrible this year with options. Just sticking my money in Voo for a bit. |
| why not both |
| Whoever gave me the 2. - 0 usa Australia bet tip, thank you bigly. 600% return |
| Futures are open and nothing changed. |
| This is almost true for every day |
| Report is 7 hours old, why post it now as if it's some great revelation. Besides this report is about the attacks that happened Thursday, they agreed to ceasefire Friday, today.\n\nCan OP not frame this to try to add to his puts lol. |
| TACO strikes again even in surrender. |
| I honestly can't wait for the next lie. The lie now is more entertaining than the truth\n\n\n\n |
| One time this was so noticeable I was concerned lol |
| Lmao |
| Small correction then we're back to all time highs by wednesday |
| You have to be part of a certain club |
| All eyes are on Oil this Sunday. |
| This 🎯 |
| Decorative china is so incredibly impractical |
| That is why he calls it the deal. Nobody knows what he is doing. |
| Nobody saw this coming. |
| Nothing happens as long as no one opens the door and the dumping begins |
| # If you’re here you either make money, or sniff glue 🫵🏼🤡 |
| I can’t remember but I feel like I have heard this before. |
| Jesus fucking christ we look like absolute morons |
| So so sick of this timeline |
| MU aint gonna give a fuck about Iran. brrrrrrrrt |
| Warsh and Spcx ipo feels like the beginning of the end times |
| omg 😭😭 |
| Damn if u had to do it again which calls would u choose 😭😭tell me so I can copy ur assignment |
| History repeats itself for the fools who fail to learn from it |
| I'm tired boss |
| Lmao announced to my fam that I made 14k lol embarrassing |
| Made me lol |
| 0dte is real |
| MSFT at 19X Fwd is banking on AI failing |
| I wish thee luck and you don’t become a permanent investor there. |
| I knew it. |
| I also remember the JNUG ones. I remember some dude wrote it in the snow across an entire field |
| Imagine being a poor and Gen Z lmaooooooo retarded generation glued to wokeness and overpriced concert tickets lmaooooooo |
| He has to have a few jets buzz Israeli positions to tell them to back off too but he doesn't have the balls. |
| Dont worry this is the Art of the Deal, Deal2, Deal3, Deal4, Deal5 |
| No it's fine... we just sneak the tankers through in the night. Trump said so himself. |
| Back by popular demand, the Ayatollah's new book "The Art of the Deal" are back up for preorders. Get your copy now |
| He's saying Iran was finished, which is why they agreed to the negotiations. The author is being deliberately misleading implying the quote is due to the cancelled meeting (and look at the rest of the comments buying that misrepresentation). That's why she didn't include that full quote in her article. |
| Yes, it will crash, upwards like in the picture. |
| He's saying they (Iran) don't have the capability to be a threat to the region anymore and that the US will honor the 60-day ceasefire. |
| I sold |
| Does he know the market is closed today? Too late, chill out til next week. |
| "professional" economists and analysts: Oil will stay elevated even 6 to 9 months after cease fire.\n\nReality: Oil tanks 25% about 5 minutes after cease fire signed.\n\nAlso, Gold will continue rising over $6,000\n\nweeks later: Gold = $4,300\n\nHow do I get these jobs, where I just make shit up, and even if I'm wrong, people keep listening to me? |
| wendy's gave him the tip |
| This is deal 38 that "fell through". Art of the deal indeed. |
| u/remindmebot 7 days |
| Eyeran got the most favorable outcome out of this ceasefire and yet they obviously don’t want it lmfao |
| Not sure how else I can prove it lol I joined Reddit recently |
| Some people live on this thread\n\nCalls on RDDT |
| Israel is the biggest threat to global peace. They’ll never let a peace deal happen as long as they have blackmail on this chuckle fuck. |
| But only the space-section. Let them have X (Twitter) and Grok. It‘s not like something of value would be lost anyway. |
| I bought calls on thursday. Down, but looking forward to being even more down after close on monday. Go have fun with your puts mates |
| Convicts at it again |
| Israel decides to increase U.S negotiations costs, Trump admin must adapt |
| I don't know if I would say that my depression just "stops" but I do have whole months where it's better. Then eventually it comes back but I think that's normal. And it's really hard to have to accept that it does that. |
| Oh my god yall take a day off |
| Sounds pretty dope, I’m in 💪 |
| GOLD DED |
| What were you thinking |
| So stocks are going on sale again Monday?? |
| Goddamit frank you forgot your birthday again ? |
| I mean there are times where weekend news does drop the market Monday. This meme isn’t saying “The market will never recover.” |
| We can all see who the real problem is. |
| Just in time for the weekend. Sunday will be a new deal. maybe monday. |
| Influencers peeling the American blue \noff of the reflecting pool lmao |
| I am not to confidential about this. |
| On a friday afternoon? No way |
| Israel isn't a party to the deal. How could they "mess it up"? How do people keep falling for this? The administration announces a new deal every week -- allegedly between America and Iran -- and meanwhile, Hezbollah and Israel simply continue their ongoing war, and people act like there was an agreement for Israel to break to begin with. If there *was* a deal, then Hezbollah's continued bombing was certainly a violation, and so it would be *Iran* that violated the agreement. In this case, it's not even clear that there was an agreement for Israel to break. |
| Didn't he already sign it? Who would ever make a deal with this guy? |
| The world is illusory, only now is real, now is the world. |
| Probably the safest leveraged etf out there right now. Technicals look bullish finally with huge buying yesterday |
| Ehh... we surrendered but bitch slapped is a bit much. Basically we found out we'd have to do more than just bomb them to make them say "no mas". Had we landed troops we very likely could've taken the Country. A LOT of US troops would've died though. You'd think we'd have learned from Ukraine v. Russia that drones are a thing but apparently not. Trump did prove his pull out game is still pretty strong. |
| 🇺🇸 |
| I assume bots. There are better subs for karma farming. Frankly, other than the dopamine hit what even is karma farming good for? |
| Didn’t we already sign a “deal”? Insert visible confusion meme. |
| Amen brother. |
| u/spez is a jabroni |
| How can that even be done are you throwing money at penny stocks and leaving them overnight? |
| 100 percent buy calls! |
| Over this |
| 20% 👇 is worth a comment |
| yeah the calls part is upside down too |
| Algos are bugged out is my guess and just put random spreads |
| ❌ Chatbot glazing\n\n✅ Capital One glazing |
| Market drills Monday, talks resume Tuesday/Wednesday. Bullish |
| Mr. No, MORE forever wars |
| Noooooo |
| You already said this yesterday |
| He calls you. |
| Clickbait title. |
| https://preview.redd.it/4y5zsbhd2b8h1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=406e65a87f7c89294d118b560a31582d0339cc0a |
| So puts on China? |
| They get to keep the $300B though.\n\nThey called “no take backs” which is ironclad in international law. |
| Let’s be reasonable, eh? We should at least nationalize spacex first. It kind of is a national security concern |
| $800 mstr calls. Jesus christ. |
| *"We didn’t meet out of desperation, Iran did. They are FINISHED! We’ll play out the 60 days. They get no money, not ten cents!"*\n_______\nwho is he saying is finished? |
| I do both, because I know how it's played now. They are about to lose their minds. |
| No they're just bots |
| Nothing like broadcasting how the US only had 4 weeks of oil reserves etc and deciding a better option is to hand over 400bn+ than continue the shambles, just foe sundowning to kick in and decide it's time to crash the economy again. |
| Thank God I filled up on gas when prices dropped lol |
| Is that what ASML engineers were thinking as they were assembling it in China? |
| Didn't he sign the deal? |
| Yeah man, if you like badass brawler type characters, this universe is full of them. I’m on my 6th book and haven’t not gotten goosebumps after finishing one. |
| Strayans in shambos, amerifats in lambos |
| https://preview.redd.it/2g5x2b772b8h1.jpeg?width=216&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5a3b11b215cb9cb9ede888df0dd7f3b492fc1ee6 |
| https://preview.redd.it/rgwxlam62b8h1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e824c32c46d135d5fca7fa4efc957d0072ab7a47 |
| Yea i don’t think we are going down any time soon either. This probably has a couple more up legs in it |
| To be honest that could bring them all back to the negotiating table |
| there is 200 sextillion of these giant balls of light so there would have to be 200 sextillion of this "he" or just maybe hear me out this "he" doesnt exist and religion is just legalized delusion/mental illness |
| Hezbollah is in Lebanon, not Iran, you absolute weapon. |
| Ok you shorted now it makes sense good job $ |
| LOL gotta say, watching fruit salad man go back and forth between a deal being reached and then not being reached is hilarious |
| At this point… who even fucking cares anymore. Bomb everyone, including ourselves. |
| All roads lead to Beijing |
| Lmao |
| Wait, China will fall on Monday? |
| Don’t tease me and my puts |
| Thats just not true. A select few have gained quite a bit. For the 100s of millions that are paying the price for these shenanigans its very costly but those few are doing really well. |
| Bro getting cocky widdit |
| Not even accurate, you should read beyond the rage bait headlines stupid bear 🐻\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/rvfbmko22b8h1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=68c3d07f0f3f2f1c3ed98a1a4138e19cec2e3bf1 |
| He means it for REAL this time! PINKY PROMISE! |
| It's been in a steady decline. Has there been any recent news that would cause it to pop back up? I'm very interested! |
| This pic, at least once, every month. |
| Isn't that a Cure song? |
| I wanna get a really good massage. Have been sporting non stop for the past week 🚴🧗 |
| What will happen to Motley Crue? |
| Calls on Terrence Howard |
| Trump didn’t bother reading the whole agreement before signing. In his defense, it was 8 pages. FRONT AND BACK. |
| Only after eyerolling sex the night before |
| Alexi lalas is such a cuck |
| Why? |
| At least we're not playing $300billion... |
| That's why they support him |
| Fucking got em bro |
| How many wars can this guy end?? |
| Monday red, refinance kidneys to buy calls.\n\nTuesday green, retire. |
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| If you always buy puts and market pumps, this time you buy calls and market will crash. |
| Ya'll ever think people spamming the same news article (and similar comments on these posts) over and over again are just karma farming here? \n\nI feel it in me bones |
| My life was better before I cared about money |
| Puts on Newton |
| Wen |
| Whatever, bro... |
| Did they not say Thank You? |
| Yeah I’m trying to figure out if this is true. I can’t find anywhere else but Forbes reporting thi |
| https://preview.redd.it/abicb03t1b8h1.png?width=1059&format=png&auto=webp&s=fef03c4e60fcd5c9f071612d6b884f46eba92246\n\n |
| Wait was this post made in Australia? |
| Let’s donate them Elon Musk. He‘s worth > 1 trillion. |
| You're right but I don't want to miss an earnings jump, I know historically they have dumped but these are new environment we are operating it |
| Yea |
| It’s a 12 day old account. You can’t expect too much now. 😂 |
| Did they already get the $300 billion? Can we stop payment on the check? |
| god damn, memory unlocked |
| Heh, blast from the past. Thank you... 🙂 |
| You’re making a bold assumption that Trump is intelligent enough to decide what other people should do |
| It’s mostly been Tech Stocks which is what SPY and SOXX are focused on. Yes, this posts confers agreement of WSB making good picks, but I don’t have $100 million and rather pick an ETF covering all companies. |
| Because of physics |
| I wish |
| Yes if air travel is too expensive, travel by rockets seems more affordable |
| Time for this one again: \n\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/q4uwvs3o1b8h1.jpeg?width=1787&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c13d5872960e1e829b77ed0cd0bef6de87182364 |
| No it’s the third time’s the charm that your puts actually work. Going heavy on bear call spreads for QQQ |
| https://preview.redd.it/5xu8rq7o1b8h1.png?width=252&format=png&auto=webp&s=13643deb73bd8313156526c6628c83695b29226c\n\n |
| Hey Mods get fukd you broke losers. Go work on your shitty ass table at the top of this thread that no one cares about 🖕 |
| Let’s try next Tuesday. TACO Special then. |
| Why is this photo upside down? |
| Cease fire #25 confirmed\^ |
| Iran are holding out for a couple more 100 billion. |
| wait... is this guy u/sad_nefariousness? |
| Lmao |
| Bibi yanked the chain I see |
| Does this mean we can win this war a record 29th time? |
| Hope he swallowed after he finished them off. |
| You ever wake up one day and just stop being depressed |
| 👀 fr? |
| Heard this before, gas prices going to sky rocket. He must be angry they made him look at a fool for like the 7th time.\n\nIran is doing it for the love of the game at this point. Waited for him to crawl on his knees and beg to say, we good. |
| ooga booga |
| At "who has the dumbest government". Labour has set the bar pretty high only to be completely demolished by muricans doing imperial decline speedrun. |
| Stupid glasses I have ever seen. They are not even cool looking. Atleast get that right for god sake. |
| So, if I celebrate today, does that make me Black? |
| Stop the count! |
| Colombia or Mexico gonna win it all |
| Now this right here, is a stock ticker I have never, ever looked at. Very well done. |
| Signing the surrender MOU at Versailles was <chef's kiss> |
| This is a big woopsy daisy |
| trump says a lot of shit that should be collectively ignored but here we are |
| Everybody knows the MMs created the world |
| Tom Lee absolutely going to flee the country soon. |
| Red light, green light murderbot from *Squid Game* overlayed on Hormuz traffic. |
| wtf did I just read… |
| What is Russell Crowe doing on the field? |
| Exactly this is what Germany and the rest of the world did at the beginning of the industrial revolution in GB, Porsche also did that to copycat the assembly line work of Ford to build cars in Germany. |
| Because he's bored and wants to move on to Cuba or something else.\n\nAnd without invasion there's no real next step or way to get more leverage. |
| Same. Had brunch. It was $40 🙃 |
| The world peoples like an apple tree apples. |
| Stock goes up 50%+ over a few days, then drops for 2 days, and we get headlines like this - This is some serious short-term brain power.\n\n**Space Exploration Technologies Corp** [(NASDAQ:](https://www.benzinga.com/quote/SPCX)[SPCX](https://www.benzinga.com/quote/SPCX)), or **SpaceX’s** post-IPO honeymoon appears to be fading as shares of the aerospace and AI giant slid more than 20% from their Tuesday peak, |
| is the IV always this high? sitting at 116% at close |
| Tom Lee and I are both fat cucks |
| Well, that Depends^tm . |
| Warhammer books are the most badass thing iv ever stumbled upon. The lore and characters are so fucking peak. |
| 🌝😺 |
| Nice |
| And lose all the leverage it can bring? Hell no, control over the president of the US is much more important |
| Especially now that they know we only have four more weeks of reserves left! Way to play those cards close to the chest Don |
| KEEL has access to more power rn than HIVE yes but they’re also taking on tons of debt to build it out. HIVE balance sheet is cleaner and they’re not planning to aggressively scale up with debt as of now (tho may change in the future). The capital discipline here is more favorable and profit margin is much higher. And HIVE Paraguay site cost very little per KW of energy. \n\nThey’re both great picks though but HIVE in the near term think more upside. |
| Remember we only fight wars on the weekend. Believe it or not 8am Monday morning a deal will be closer than ever according to axios and the market will pump 2% |
| Does this mean the 300 billion can be used to build 700,000 single family homes in the USA? Or maybe the money can to to schools or literally anything to benefit the USA? |
| We’re going to pay them a trillion dollars in a month aren’t we? |
| Gonna need to make 30k to breakeven this month\n\nThanks Obama |
| i just ordered food whose raw cost is probably like $5, cost $39 after tax. lmao |
| Godspeed |
| No wonder he is selling crypto newsletters for $100 a month |
| SNIP SNAP SNIP SNAP! |
| Context helps. He is saying they are finished as in we took out their military. Read the whole quote to prevent misinformation please |
| the S in SPY actually stands for Soccer. many people are saying this |
| We never sell😎 |
| Fat cuck |
| https://preview.redd.it/txhpxto41b8h1.png?width=994&format=png&auto=webp&s=4fe7c792c17d12e2fd2c3c973d7cb3c52632f65c |
| It’s going to be 100+ in a few months |
| I’m tired boss |
| I agree. I don't trade on emotions, only results. I hate Zuck too. |
| \>yolo \n\>leap |
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| plan is to build a time machine and go back in time for Sandisk stock\n\nAnd short it before it pumps. |
| No I think he's saying that he might care about Iran, more so than Israel which he would in another case possibly care about although not as much as he might've cared about Iran. |
| #America winning the world cup will ensure that SPY gaps up to $800 on Monday LMAO🤌 |
| Hmm\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/26y0fh331b8h1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d01b1535ebd4378a9a069944d38dd3a06c0167a1 |
| Tom "it was a glitch in the blockchain" Lee? |
| Please, someone good with AI has to be able to create something to skim through trades and find suspicious transactions. That doesn't mean we can convict based on that, of course, but just putting real people on the trail of suspicious transactions - and elevating to whatever justice system we have left where warranted - seems possible for at least some of this grift. |
| Whoosh |
| Doesn’t matter what he says or does. Net and yoohoo is just going to keep attacking regardless. Trump isn’t the boss, as he tried to proclaim at G7 |
| my british uncle said he loved my pairabollocs |
| He looks like he just had cataract surgery |
| How am I still losing money 😞 |
| 2Cease2Fire |
| i just read the signed in Versailles? was that a fever dream? also, paywall 😑 |
| pride month, we're all gay |
| They finished keeping it open |
| https://preview.redd.it/g5snx8qz0b8h1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=64b0c233b6b3eeef35449aba03b287f2d8eb26fb |
| Yes but does taco refer to deal or no deal |
| https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lNDA5EjIH4M |
| … so far |
| https://preview.redd.it/u63ximsy0b8h1.jpeg?width=200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c74bdc32bcb34d92f1e340a9e98596359230eeb2 |
| Or a leader who didn't bow down to a 3rd party (Israel) so much. |
| https://preview.redd.it/3s82r73y0b8h1.png?width=1448&format=png&auto=webp&s=2973ec20152891a08cb3e60c56ba3f739e809c17\n\n |
| Well, this may make the market fall off .5%, but imagine the face ripping rally when the ceasefire comes back on |
| Not as finished as him |
| I paid off my 40k in student loans with options, put the capital gains aside in a money market to be prepared for taxes, and now invest more each month as no $800 monthly payment. Think my strategy is going fine 🙂 |
| really? Seems kinda insane. But GL! |
| not sure why you're being downvoted, as we're just having a discussion\n\nbut anyway, wouldn't that work against the notion that we have redundancy if the specialized parts are application specific? or are you saying that this, combined with storing their IP off-site is the redundancy that could speed step recovery? |
| Mongo is appalled!! |
| It was around 40% in taxes so you can do the math lol |
| Damn Tom Lee is sitting on a $9 BILLION Ethereum loss? That's crazy! |
| Now that we’ve won and topped the group spy +5% on Monday |
| Bored |
| From 6 minutes ago:\n\n"Israel and Hezbollah agree to a ceasefire after intensified fighting threatens Iran talks"\n\n"Israel and militant group Hezbollah agreed to a ceasefire Friday, after a deadly escalation between the two in Lebanon looked set to derail Washington-Tehran peace talks in Switzerland."\n\nhttps://www.nbcnews.com/world/iran/us-iran-talks-postponed-vance-cancels-trip-israel-strikes-lebanon-rcna350830 |
| Isn't it strange that there is this giant ball of light in the sky, that you can't look at, yet gives life to everything. Makes you wonder if He is there. |
| We have the GREATEST shopping center where I live! \n\nWendy's, Love's, Aldi, Giant, Dicks... all in the same strip mall! |
| Fuck ya |
| Holy shit sell and take the money |
| Maybe but still will make $200-$215 |
| Let’s go win the knockouts 💪💪💪 |
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| Pivot! |
| The very definition of a \n\nlittle fucking bitch |
| Congrats USA |
| This made me chuckle |
| Insider trading. |
| Open the market |
| Bunch of doomers posts lately. What happened to the real Wall Street bets. |
| And docusign |
| OnlyFans IPO when? |
| If you want to get into that boy’s hole |
| That's exactly the point. That's how narcissistic and manipulative people bail out of a bad situation they have caused. In politics it has a name : firehose of falsehood. He's trying to hide his failure by drowning people in confusion while he looks for a scapegoat, a diversion or a better lie. |
| Red light green light |
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| nothnigburger.....at this pace, armageddon is priced in......the only way is up.... |
| Started with 100k 2 years ago and then 50k this time around |
| I am actually a 3rd party seller on Meli doing $250 to 300k per month in sales. |
| Gotta sort by controversial to find what's the agenda |
| The forever war |
| why is my entire feed QCOM |
| You, fries bag now |
| Lets donate billions and billions to restore the situation. So much winning. Such wow. \nTHANK YOU for your attention. |
| So Israel breaks up the party and now it’s Iran’s fault? |
| Wasnt there a deal |
| Why it does that? |
| Countdown: 137 days till midterms. |
| The fact that we aren’t even fazed at this incompetence makes me sad… speaking in full sentences will be considered elitism in the near future |
| Seems like more of a volleyball game |
| BIG BEAUTIFUL DEAL didn't even last 24 hrs. \n\nIsrael bombs Lebanon. \n\nIran finished ??? |
| Europeenus big mad that USA is going to win the world cup |
| How about Israel just piss the fuck off already |
| Things like these is why I can never just buy shares |
| Inelastic commodities get more expensive until demand destruction occurs. Parabolic isn’t unusual. |
| It is crazy to think about it! But at the same time, it's like many things that were new once. Eventually convenience outweighs tradition. |
| ERX or WTIU is what I trade. XOM or CVX are primed for a pump after their big drop |
| Those are rookie numbers |
| Logistics being Israel's failure to get on board lmao |
| ASML's chip is in china. Semis = cooked when Alibabaemis start rolling off the line. |
| How do we know it’s not weekend at Bernie’s, and someone else isn’t typing for him? |
| The most retarded human on earth becomes President. Welcome to the twilight zone. |
| If only The administration had ever heard of Sun Tsu. |
| Yeah, yeah fuckin tweet about it. This is fine. |
| It bugs out on holidays when theres no trading. It showed one of my contracts thats worth 26.50 at like 115.00 |
| Gg |
| I would say "good" because no one liked the deal anyway. But it's not good, more of a war no one wanted... |
| So jot that down. |
| You are either going to make a lot of money or get spanked, 110 is around the last good support level |
| Cease fire #24 is a go |
| can't even maintain a pool is crazy? the guy that maintains this pool in the community here isn't even 18 |
| I did a small 0DTE put on Thursday because I thought this was too obviously happening. |
| Hope you profit and god help us if trump wasn’t lying about running out of oil reserves in 4 weeks |
| straight (or gay - not sure relevance?) man that prefers markets open. |
| I did pretty much what you did but went $150k->$100k. So not exactly |
| What the fuck is going on in this game |
| Hey! Quit looking at my all-time chart. |
| Israel's head of defense called the deal terrible and said that not only should all of Lebanon be burnt to the ground but thst for every crying mother of a casualty in Israel should mean 1000 crying mothers in Lebanon. |
| imagine cramping from the "heat" at 78 degrees |
| I don't get it |
| How? |
| well that's going to happen whether you pray for it or not. |
| Ah yes of course, Israel. Who would have guessed. |
| Except Ross and Rachel didn't spend time on a private island where sex with 12 year old girls\* was normalized. \n\n\* also known as rape |
| Israel’s fault as always. |
| Snip snap snip snap |
| China and others will eventually be able to make good chips just a matter of how long it will take |
| New peace deal by Monday 💪 |
| Instagram and Facebook algos are ass |
| So, what does this all mean for that peace prize? |
| im still recovering from my 13 beers last night\n\n |
| Wasn't even 24 hours |
| Give China six months. They'll have it copied and made out of plastic and pot metal on AliBaba. |
| It's his everything lol |
| Puts it is |
| He spectacularly failed in achieving what he set out to do when he started the war, spend 30 billion destroying Iran get bitch slapped and pay 300 billion in rebuilding it |
| Ref has USA -1.5😂 |
| OPEN THE CASINO |
| you beautiful bastard you might actually be right |
| Not necessarily! \n\nOk $75. \n\nYou’re a thief. |
| It's the same storyline in Batman Begins where Wayne Enteprises Microwave Emitter "somehow" ended up with Ra's al Ghul. |
| A well regulated casino, being necessary to the security of the free market,the right of degens to gamble on options, shall not be infringed. |
| LMAO ref |
| Tone is temporary, thousands of hours of 4k footage from little st James is permanent. Bet accordingly |
| Ewwwwwww |
| Opex is complete, the scam is done. Degenerate retail calls have fallen off the books. Companies can be allowed to continue their break out now. So buddy, which specific stocks are you picking now? See you in 1 months time |
| Everyone begging for a dip better buy on Monday. |
| You giving any away to fellow redditors? |
| Ref has the US money line |
| uninformed npc comment |
| It’s not working |
| Oh, it's ON again??? \n\nThat was fast. |
| If we attack them again, and harder, surely they'll change their mind. Right ? |
| Try to relax your Hormuz |
| gosh im socially awkward |
| "We've done something incredible. People said it couldn't be done. The experts said, 'No chance.' The television people - they were all saying it. They don't know what they're talking about.\n\nBut we've secured peace with Iran. Again.\n\nThis is actually the sixteenth time we've done it. Sixteen. Nobody thought that was possible. Nobody has ever made this many peace deals with the same country. The historians are calling me - they're saying, 'Sir, we've never seen anything like it.'\n\nEvery few months, somebody says, 'Oh no, the peace deal is over.' Fake news. Totally wrong. Then I come back, we have another meeting, a beautiful meeting, tremendous meeting, and we get another peace deal.\n\nPeople ask me, 'Why does this keep happening?' I say, that's because peace is difficult. Especially when previous administrations leave you a mess. A total mess. You wouldn't believe the mess.\n\nThe media won't tell you this, but each peace deal has been stronger than the last one. This one? It's the best one yet. The strongest. The most peaceful. People are saying it's the most peaceful peace deal ever negotiated.\n\nWe had world leaders calling us all day. They're saying, 'Congratulations. Incredible job.' Even countries not involved were calling. They wanted to be part of it.\n\nAnd I said, look, we're not stopping at sixteen. If we need seventeen peace deals, we'll do seventeen. Eighteen? We'll do eighteen. We're going to keep making peace until everybody gets tired of all the peace.\n\nThat's what leadership is. That's what winning looks like.\n\nThank you, everybody. God bless you, and God bless the United States of America."\n\nAxios reported on 23 June 2026 |
| THE CASINO IS FUCKING CLOSED. DONT YALL HAVE OTHER SHIT TO DO. JESUS FUCK |
| Sweet another easy TACO Monday lol |
| Goddamnit Donut! |
| Finished eating our lunch but taco tuesday is coming |
| That's fair. It's just crazy to think about someone signing something like the Declaration of Independence or the Magna Carta with DocuSign lol. That's where my mind went with this |
| No one has any idea what this means.... |
| What deals, people are certified retards listening to this noise. |
| Yea I evaporated 3m Jan 6 2025 |
| I just sunk a ton of powder into the market yesterday. Am I in danger? |
| i’m looking in MELI and Nebius rn too(waiting on the nasdaq pushback after this monday, will prolly put in on Tuesday or Thursday) |
| Dude standing up the other day saying we are weeks away from a 1929 collapse. |
| It's couldn't bro, otherwise you are implying that you do care, and could eventually care less. |
| Would be good to have a leader, period. |
| Sure taco, sure. 👍 |
| The war with Iran is finished? Or Iran is finished? |
| Just inverse it.\n\nI assume the choosen tankers are being allowed through depending on concessions to both sides. |
| Who could’ve guessed, right on time! |
| My bro cripky |
| I like you 🙌🏼 |
| Aus being brutes duh |
| Art of the deal, amirite? |
| When is Hormuz 2: Electric Boogaloo dropping? |
| False fake ass news he did say Iran was finished but in speaking of the aftermath of us war efforts NOT as in saying oh I'm pissed so they are finished now lol bro |
| i hate x but i think they might be better for this, they do lean towards long-dated plays tho and ignore the ones with substack they just trying to grift |
| Where tf are my AirPods!?!?!? |
| If Iran doesn’t have a navy then why do we need to pay it $300B to open up the strait? Are we stupid? (Yes) |
| The One Where They Manipulate The Stock Market |
| when given to 4 billion people, yes. |
| This is normal |
| For WSB regards Trading should be allowed 24/7 no holidays, no breaks |
| Beating the UK at self humiliation and empire loss\n\nIt's not another commonwealth it all the same thing btw |
| Didn’t he admit to the world we only have 4 weeks of reserves left? |
| Did you really check some notes? Was it written in a notebook or on a note card? |
| underrated meme |
| Imma do this too, but with my life savings instead |
| Legally changing my name to Iran and calling Trump to broker the 41st deal. I’ll accept peace for just $1 billion. |
| Been hodling $DAVE for a year. Feels good to finally be doing good on it |
| https://preview.redd.it/y054k50dza8h1.jpeg?width=387&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3a4fcc7932a2d48d1dbc704c868756cef7ace06b\n\n |
| Legally changing my name to Iran and calling Trump to broker the 41st deal. I’ll accept peace for just $1 billion. |
| Beating the UK at what? 😂 |
| 50% cease 50% fire |
| Incoming love taps! |
| Better ai ads will 2x it? Because that's literally all they have, and nah I don't think so |
| Depends the consistency of your monthly stats over that 13 years. Probably a 36 months recent and consistent track record would be good, with minimal draw downs and zero losing months |
| Think they'd appreciate some competence |
| It won't just be gas. It'll be literally everything. \n\nThe economy will halt harder than COVID. |
| https://preview.redd.it/vyuu7tm9za8h1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f449d0b47b997329c0fa464032004294f4d3161d\n\n \nGrok wouldn't align the arrows properly, but you get the point. |
| Bahaha. Good one |
| You forgot his stupid tweets on X |
| Hopefully |
| Ok basically ...market go up ber r fuk lol |
| And someone appears to have eaten Ross’ sandwich (hint: it was Netanyahu) |
| **Monday morning will be best** |
| No |
| Literally. I made $100k profit off bitcoin because I’m restarted. Was buying and selling illegal things from the deep web at the time so had to constantly buy bitcoin to buy the items. Put every penny of my life savings into btc one night, no idea why was high af and just assumed it would only go up. The next day bitcoin started to crash and didn’t stop. Went from like $50k to $8k. Lost all my money. Was down so bad I just kept funneling all my money into btc over the next 2 years because I couldn’t cope with losing that money and it went up to $100k and reached ath and I pulled it all out. |
| Sounds like we should be stocking up on rials. |
| For a moment, I thought this was Farsi |
| it’s pretty simple to interpret what will happen if he’s involved in anything, just reverse whatever he says he’s going to do and there’s your answer every time. |
| The mainstream news and media platforms who keep calling this farce a peace deal and that the war has ended need to be held accountable.\n\nThey're all partaking in this lie to manipulate the market and grift with our tax dollars. |
| Why my SPX calls showing such high returns? is that a glitch on Robinhood |
| Wow....it's almost like this was planned with US markets closed today .....\n\n |
| I know it was a Memorandum of Understanding. I am speaking generally and couldn't think of another word to call it. I just think it's absurd for documents of this high of a level to be an electronic signature. |
| War is not back on. Rabid dogs will be put down. |
| He’s gonna find out those nuclear codes don’t work and the big red button on his desk is from staples |
| Tomorrow Iran will calm him down by sending Trump another worthless fake commitment |
| https://preview.redd.it/go8m7e63za8h1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=11f9dbdb5064b32a11b4fd3426c99e47cd55aad8 |
| **Trump Says Iran Is ‘FINISHED’ After Cancelled Negotiations — As Israeli Attacks Threaten Deal** |
| Bloaty head disease! Caused by sniffing cheese and drinking unpurified rainwater. </nostalgia> |
| Not that it was a secret to start with… but now you don’t need an intelligence team on US policy… you just use time as your ally as the US continues to generate policy over twitter. |
| Don't forget wipes! |
| i kept getting filled at the ask. thats a good thing right?? |
| RED LIGHT\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/fhmfe3i1za8h1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=173691d7b5ea524cc6702b59897e47bd8ddc6905 |
| gay man who loves working 9-5: |
| Only thing Iran isn’t finished with is making money from clowning on this turd |
| Why is there so many holidays??? we have another in a few weeks! |
| It’ll head right back down as soon as you get off the phone with Marvin. |
| See that's what I would say in fact it should make market go down but this is exactly the set up where bears yell why is it going up the dollar is up lol course we might drop for bit first but warsh is definitely jacking the dollar that's for sure |
| Only need to build 5 slides between now and Monday |
| as an australian i can confirm this |
| Based on the misleading titles you read online? Aren't you an Einstein |
| yeah, but what is the point of having 3 million when it is all going to go directly to the hospital and the funeral? |
| Puts at open, then calls before noon right before the truth post about a new even better deal than before |
| art of the deal y'all |
| Stupid holidays |
| Did he lose the $300B he was gonna hand Iran on Thursday in the market? |
| Yeah I’m actually for once confused. I was doing a pretty good job of knowing if we were at war or a peace deal was made, but at this point I haven’t the slightest clue. Is this a threat? Or is he saying the US is finished with the war? I am so lost |
| This doesn’t work with the kind of lithography ASML is doing |
| I'm bored. Monday action can't come soon enough. |
| So two more weeks? |
| I hope so |
| first |
| How do you know he shits his pants? Is your mouth in his pants and open? |
| Whats that saying about doing something over and over agin expecting a different result? |
| over 2 years, yes. Over the next 6 months....i don't know. easy 100% return over 2 or 3 years. |
| you must be retarded to be doing this on a day markets at closed |
| If it isn’t a real deal then he has no choice but to escalate now. Waiting 60 days would mean kicking off the war again in peak midterm season. |
| Yep! This what it is. Rumor is that a guy in NZ has another copy and is waiting for the moment to drop it. Maybe a midterms treat? |
| Dont fall in the trap of chasing the same gain again? |
| How did you manage to sneak into the negotiations and take this flattering image of the lead US negotiator? Great job either way. |
| Go outside |
| Dudes chart goes straight up Lool. How did you predict |
| Taco |
| Fake-out-friday.\n |
| The art of the deal. |
| I have been seeing it both ways. I think the first report I saw was that Israel was attacked again and then they retaliated.\n\nWhich order it actually happened in barely matters if the end result is the same though.\n\nEdit: clarity and spelling |
| Or it could just keep bleeding lol |
| Just cook some bacon on it and you're set |
| You yell at the clouds while shitting in his pants? Interesting, I'd love to know your relationship. |
| My oh my, who would’ve seen it coming? /s |
| To the surprise of no one. |
| Why the fuck do people think META stock is gonna go up? Zuck has shit for ideas 99% of the time |
| Why |
| Yoooo theme hospital! |
| I shorted at this price point too, but fortunately covered shortly there after |
| "Hahahahahahahahaha" - every country on earth that America has stabbed in the back or coerced |
| I think 🍊 is confused 😕 |
| Trump does not give a shit about the stock market lmao |
| 30 million copies sold not 30 million dollars |
| None of got salary raise as profit margins are almost zero and IT cost on AI tools are x4 from last year. |
| I lost so much money on oil calls but everything is telling me that’s the play. 😔 |
| Don’t worry, he’ll tell everybody they’ve agreed again by Sunday, just before markets open |
| Idles threats. Over played his cards. Lost leverage. They know it. It’s clear. |
| https://preview.redd.it/meerliyjya8h1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dc9eb23acf3afc0f335a797c1d80a5a870358caf |
| "Mr. Khamenei, tear down this wall" - Israeli PM in 2087, referring to the wall in St. Louis that divides the Israeli & Iranian US occupation zones |
| BREAKING: AUSTRALIA CONFIRMED TO NOT BE REAL - per Reuters |
| That's not shrinkage though. You can stack wafers or wafers and carriers for things like backside processing or using an older node for some components and newer for others. The better use isn't staking wafers though. It's stacking different die onto an interposer that connects them all together. There are 2 advantages with this. 1) you can mix chips from different nodes (don't use an expensive cutting edge node for some IO or analog stuff) and 2) yield. If you want to make a big chip with everything and fit 20 of them on a wafer that has 10 defects, you get 50% yield. If you make smaller component chips on each wafer, maybe 100 to a wafer, your yield would be 90% with those same 10 defects, then you put the yielding ones together. |
| Hiking USD isn’t gonna make the market go up though \n\nYou can’t just go stronger dollar no rate hike market up, something’s gotta give |
| no that's not true, you are seeing that because you aren't adjusting your chart properly\n\nall of these big names have to keep the high from 11/21. that's what everything bounced off of after the tarrif news and if any big name loses that level i would say it's jover |
| Just when gas was going down. Can someone just put a trans girl dick down my throat? I can’t with this shit. |
| Go back and watch old speeches from even presidents you disagree with to see how far we have fallen. |
| He's only saying that bc markets are not open. Sunday night, the deal will go through. |
| usa not only beating the uk, now they starting demolishing the other commonwealth sigh |
| easier to manipulate the market when it’s on social media |
| Im holsing USO 110p's bought at close yesterday. Very interesting to notice the recent shift in tone by the US leadership regarding Israel. |
| I wonder if it has anything to do with the last 5 times Israel invaded Lebanon. |
| Depends on how much time you have on Earth. Starting early, index funds, and compound interest gets you to $3million pretty easily. But whats the fun in that |
| Yes |
| How depressing |
| My money is Trump angry at Juneteenth bombs Iran this weekend and they mine the strait again. Oil calls sound good. (This is not trading advice blah blah blah) |
| If intel came back , SPCX will too… |
| Calls on diapers up to and until the blood clot dislodges |
| Not pick stocks, pick specific stocks |
| "aCsHuAlLy" |
| Prob just another -4% day then bounces back in 1 and a half weeks |
| another round of puts for 1 day because of uncertainty and calls for 10 days straight because of a new finalized deal. |
| Given everything going on, consumer staples isnt a bad idea |
| Will this pump USO |
| I guess we'll know the situation is getting bad when things start happening on weekdays. |
| \*respectful nod\* |
| Every time I read news statements from level headed, reasonable world leaders and not a genocidal maniacal lolicon I feel intense pangs of jealousy. I wish we could have that. |
| Just hold on to it. And buy more when the major companies sell their shares it'll drop and then hold onto it long term |
| How times have they either been finished off or completely annihilated? |
| I like how this person admits they are bad at stock picking and your advice is Pick Stocks |
| That would actually be better for everyone |
| If such a video existed, it would have been released by now. |
| lol markets are closed today |
| https://preview.redd.it/wbsdgmhzxa8h1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5b481c917a74e25a1e8b07db419cdd8f75ab0b99 |
| Snip snap snip snap snip snap |
| Deal--\n\nSIKE.\n\n👐 NO DEAL, 🤏 You're FINISHED. |
| > you didn't lose it afterwards\n\nDon't jinx him man \n\nthe "yet" is implied |
| That's very hard to believe, but then again, through Jesus all things are possible. |
| Everyone of them |
| I want to buy in. but it's at it's all time high already |
| Fairly easy to get access to their API. Just submit a request and wait about 2 weeks. There are APIs built by others you can also use (they have access to Reddit API). \nHowever, any sentiment and/or ticket volume indexing doesn't sell, if that's what you're trying to do. Spent \~3k on ads ( $1500 of my own + $1500 reddit ads credit) that reached 1 mil+ users but no one used it. I still use the data personally and has been working really well for me. |
| My manager farted so loud today on a conference call, that the technician from HP burst out laughing. Based on these vibes, the straight is closed. |
| https://i.imgflip.com/6e95uf.jpg |
| How is any Space company making money other than satellites. |
| Sure didn't ya see the huge spike in dollar Friday he jacking the price of the dollar and that and oil prices dropping gonna drop inflation then he can say actually we could cut now And he will please 🥭but at same time had seemed hawkish so couldn't be called a shill for 🥭 |
| Can we please bomb Benji, and the head of their national police, and Benjis kid. |
| [ Removed by Reddit ] |
| One billion dollars in the right hand can net you trillions |
| Multiple people from ASML have said anyone with enough funding and time can also create the same product.\n\nThere just has not been a reason until now for a country with the firepower to do it to commit.\n\nASML has also not commited to the most advanced possible design of these machines because it would require TMSC to refit its proccess, and TMSC said no last time it was brought up. \n\nChina is not bound by this so they may even leap frog ASML. |
| Young people in anglofone countries still use Facebook. I know, its ridiculous 🤣🤣 |
| Highly highly regarded. |
| He ONLY gave them $300b, god bless |
| Yea i mean we get it, but explain for the others reading |
| Think I wanna play oil calls a bit is that unwise? |
| Fuck |
| this |
| I’m tired boys. |
| Listen to Satya talk for 2 minutes and tell me you want to still invest in this company. |
| Bruh give me an actual company please what is this boomer etf sh1t, do you knows where u iz at g? |
| So over this Iran war BS. When is Season 2 Cuba Boogaloo? |
| BYE BYE IRAN - and your calls\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/xqu2u9gsxa8h1.png?width=1536&format=png&auto=webp&s=b4941c0c7c3b0f51515225bfd61fd17b1d6c416a\n\n |
| not really, people are people. What I do is find a stock, find my thesis on it, then subscribe to the subreddit and take in the information, both good and bad. |
| >AI has come along and made creating software very cheap\n\nKeep parroting this like every other clueless analysts\n\n>🥭 posted about GTA VI on the White House socials\n\nHis intern did |
| There was never going to be a deal. This was just a stall tactic by Trump to get Europe oil from hormuz so they can fill their reserves back up. \n\nWhile America was not running out of oil, Europe was. Hes gonna try to stretch this out as long as he can then restart the war. |
| Next dump and pump incoming |
| The machines aren't magic even if you personally don't understand them. There are stories of the Chinese getting ahold of jets by the USA and copying them down to the tiniest of defects. The myth that the Chinese are clueless needs to die. |
| So.... \n\nCalls on monday EOD after it tanks.\n\nGot it.\n\nBecause peace plan back on Wednesday. |
| Everything that moves up that fast is a pump and dump, regardless of the underlying asset |
| Snip snap snip snap snip snap |
| dont blame me man i never voted the guy |
| You've already capitulated, take the L and let Israel be their own problem. |
| Did any of you regards actually read the article?\n\n"Iran and the U.S. cancelled the first meeting of the second round of negotiations without explanation, though the White House suggested the delay was due to “logistics.”\n\nThe author didn't even include the original quote with the word "finished" because it's shameless clickbait. I now see why you keep donating your money to the market. |
| They better watch out or we're gonna win the war against them again |
| IoenAi has contracts eith the government and military. They're big winning |
| My stocks: +112%\n\nMy options: -75% |
| He saw how his deal was perceived and decided to beat around the bush a lil more |
| Put my whole portfolio into nvdl |
| You vote for the mango you get the mangone |
| Who says he isn’t. |
| They were on a break |
| Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels 😤 |
| How expensive will gas get it the reserves are gone? |
| There might yet be hope for my MSFT puts expiring on Monday. But let's be honest, it's a hail Mary on my part 🤣 |
| Serious question- is there a subreddit for stocks that discusses stocks further out than a day or two but not as far out as the value investing group? \n\nI learn about great stock tickers here but people turn from loving them to hating them during intraday day dips and then I hesitate buying in. I prefer swing trading a couple weeks to months or year. |
| Yes. Market runs on the good news, bad news happens on the weekend when markets are closed, every forgets by monday. Anything happens during the week, we get a taco. You literally cant go tits up. |
| How many more times… |
| can you explain\n\n |
| So puts on Docusign then I guess |
| Living in Europe he’s never made America this much of a laughing stock sadly |
| How is this on Iran? |
| Oh shit I'm scared |
| So you don’t like transparency from your government? |
| he tweeted earlier that if a deal wasnt signed this weekend we would be going into a recession. hope yall bought oil and walmart 🤣 |
| Depends on how big your port is. Lots of people here have 3-4 digit accounts so they may as well full port |
| https://preview.redd.it/vsm9zmagxa8h1.png?width=1402&format=png&auto=webp&s=509dbeeb261a2556fef7a3ec6b451a82a934d67a |
| NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MY CALLS |
| Smart guy! Took $1.2m profit last year too … |
| INTEL. Is there a company with a greater moat? |
| bought so many calls today |
| Should be very bullish Monday as big boys realize warsh is gonna use the dollar to lower inflation to avoid hiking lol genius move ngl |
| Orange man pretty much has his hands tied. So if hezbollah attacks trump can’t do anything, if Israel attacks they just shut down straight lol. Art of the deal |
| It’s like that scene at the beginning of Trains, Planes and Automobiles where Steve Martin offers the guy $50 for the cab and then the guy is like, “Well anybody who would pay $50 for a cab would certainly pay $75…” |
| Should i convert to islam and pray 🙏 so Trump fucks around for 4 more weeks? I want to see shit really hit the fan, it is getting boring |
| He literally just told the world last night that our oil reserves run out in 4 weeks and would cause an economic catastrophe... \n |
| Definitely suggest the same. It’s mind fucking blowing how they work |
| I broke peace deal with my wife's boyfriend |
| It's time to light there asses up, I'm so tired of all the Middle East shit. We don't need them and shouldn't be over there. They are playing with fire, he is crazy enough to do something very stupid. |
| Priced in |
| So back to War on monday ? |
| Fart of the steal baby 💨💩 |
| big dicks only |
| Gonna watch Obsession with a bad bitch tonight |
| Hyperliquid spot and wait |
| Hyper liquid is where the broccoli heads trade and has no relevance |
| !banbet SPY 810 8d |
| Peak |
| There's 30% more short interest on exxon for their Q2 earnings on July 31 than long interest, wonder if this will change or if its unrelated to earnings expectations |
| Market rallies entire war\n\nNews comes out that war is maybe back on\n\nBers celebrate somehow? Cognitive dissonance? |
| With fake polls he always does |
| Ok let’s close the strait until they mery |
| **No Active BanBet** |
| Aahhh Iran is finished because genocidal apartheid ethnostate Israel can’t stop murdering people. |
| !banbet |
| It could certainly happen if some large institutional investors try to hammer it down and buy up all the low stop losses and shoot right back up within a day or two. I also wonder though at what point would the trading be halted. |
| We are terrible. |
| And when do you think they'll stop building data centers? |
| Surrendering. We didn't just lose this pointless war, we got bitch slapped into next week. At this point, we are lucky he isn't signing over half the country into Iranian control. |
| to be fahhhhhhr |
| now that is conviction! I thought about full port but took a small position. My mind just can't get over the money wasted on metaverse. |
| So calls on pants and diapers? |
| It was happening before the invasion too. That's why the invasion happened. |
| Dude is so incompetent he cant even surrender successfully. |
| The pattern is Friday he hates them, Monday or Tuesday there’s a ceasefire and beautiful agreement. Rinse. Repeat. Ad nauseam |
| Joke's on you. That $300 of your money will instead go to Israel so they can continue their expansion across the Middle East lol |
| cmon dum kangoroos |
| Smoke weed everyday |
| I hate the guy, but he has already done major shit to Iran. |
| You regards act as if this wasnt the plan from the start. |
| If you look at the 5y chart and make a trendline off lows we are close to the trendline now. Expect a bounce around $370 back to the upside. If we go below that I wouldn't hold hope I'd hold puts instead LMAO |
| Neither!\n\nA-cup chick with a tight little ass and beautiful smile please |
| I hope so its 50% of my port |
| Ty |
| Do you even Friends, bro? |
| I need new hobbies, when markets are closed my life is so boring! |
| Israel to get $800bn ballroom before Iran war is over. |
| George isn’t at home |
| The leader of the free world:\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/6qeodywqwa8h1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=61e2137afc696d23c90a29a4e92a02c0a90fe6e1 |
| https://preview.redd.it/v4zksndqwa8h1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4242b245a1a4a70cd85be49bc8a78bd7784f406a |
| Sorry for the confusion- this sub is a comedy show, although a bit dark if we believe the loss porn is real. |
| Institutions will definitely take a huge chunk of profits. |
| This. Bibis nuts were itchy this morning so he’s screaming for a few strikes |
| My life is over |
| I heard they can layer or stack the wafers now or chips not sure if wafer is the correct term. |
| He will indeed do shit 💩. \n\nIn his big boy diaper. |
| Yeah, but then he let that little fucking fake bench pressing National Guard failure do something stupid. |
| Jail? |
| George isn’t at home |
| Yes Hezbollah “ambushed” those poor innocent Israeli soldiers that were just hanging out, doing nothing in Lebanon. lol get out of here with your porn alt. |
| Meta easy 100% return over the next 2 years? |
| L m A o |
| Not starting this war would’ve been much better. \n\nThis just made everything worse for absolutely no gains. |
| George isn’t at home |
| Have $500,000 that you can throw options on highly speculative tech stocks two years ago |
| Best MSFT day in months 😂 |
| I agree to not agree on anything we might agree on in 60 days. As long as it looks like we agree, I will agree to that. \n\nTHANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER\n\nDJT |
| Good |
| Good. \nI don't want him to do shit \n\nI could give a fuck about iran. I could care even less about Israel. |
| Given the recent headlines and activity in the Middle East, maybe the long weekend is a good thing... |
| 70% lame safe shit, 30% Casino here. |
| Proud of you dog! Keep going |
| SPCX: gay\n\nBer: gay\n\nMods: gay\n\nMe: >!Retarded!< |
| fuck |
| I knows there's some kind of button up men's bullholes |
| Adobe $175-$180 then 200 calls free money |
| No way I'm forgiving him |
| Maybe give them another $300B of our moneys |
| Yeah something like that |
| Yes |
| To be fair, he doesn’t really communicate. I just yells at the cloud and shits his pants |
| if you invest with 5 to 10 years it is amazing. buy now and buy more every 10 percent you are down. if it rallies, finally, then hold and start investing in another easy one |
| Is Monday up or down? |
| I should call him |
| It’s his little buddies that are fucking the deal up by attacking a country that’s part of the peace deal lmao why threaten Iran. |
| Where do I find that little button that you have to press with a pen for 10 seconds to hard reset the system? |
| This is good for spacex |
| This is the worst motivational speech ever, I like your honesty, thank you. |
| What a deal maker. Inspiring. What a time to be alive. |
| I just had an amazing chicken sandwich for lunch. |
| These things tend to happen when you invade someone. |
| I want someone to sue them over the Xbox stuff. |
| I am so BORED |
| Who's gunna tell him |
| Always after the stock market closes on the weekend. Such a grifter. |
| K I thought there was a deal signed? Does anything happen? |
| 300B to Israel |
| It’s going to be an infinite money glitch if he can make and break deals to move the markets up and down. |
| He's dealing |
| Actually I believe the proper term is capitulating. |
| Imagine "destroying" your enemy, giving them hundreds of billions of dollars to replace all the old junk you already spent billions on destroying. If this is what their definition of winning is, I hate to see what losing looks like. |
| # 🖕🏿👨🏿🦰🫱🏿🫲🏻👨🏻🦰🫱🏻🫲🏽👨🏽🦰🫱🏽🫲🏾👨🏾🦰🫱🏾🫲🏼👨🏼🦰🖕🏼 |
| This is setting up for a 1,343rd peace deal on the 4th of July. It is the most Trump thing ever |
| Good, I was starting to think SPY would never get to 800 |
| Need Trump to tweet they are very close to signing a deal again so we start out green on Monday. |
| MU sold out til at least 2027. Plenty of time. |
| I can't even tell which news is real and which is fake. \n\n |
| This is all fake and they reporting is too conflicting so far. Apparently the strait is still open. |
| Ross Perot? |
| what msft has done this month is pretty troubling. it hasn't really lost the support but candle readers might be freaking out\n\ni'm not a candle reader so i would still say this is a good place to buy it but the stop is like right at 340 |
| https://preview.redd.it/jy9dk9q2wa8h1.jpeg?width=624&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=99adfcbf89271754f53d4302253cbd0cc1a0b43a\n\n |
| I was holding Chevron calls |
| yeah idk why people lose money here gambling on hype options and other peoples hearsay. just go the safe route instead of losing everything from risk |
| Calls? |
| If I can live through the weekend of constant ceasefire, and war back on , strait closing and opening 50x before market open without having a heart attack. I might be able to take profit on my calls |
| Can we collapse the current paradigm and change the whole planet already |
| I'm walkin on air |
| I’m shocked. |
| Why are people spamming bullshit all day |
| Not really, plus you are comparing it to semi conductors which CERN uses, to analyze data, so no semi conductors, no data. Same thing to what others said about jwst, all these computers rely on chips bing made, hundreds of billions of chips, its actually the most built device in the world. This is just the most advanced version. |
| Calls it is ! 🚀 |
| WDC still a sleeper on Reddit = still time to get in |
| [Portnoy Law Firm Announces Class Action on Behalf of Microsoft Corporation Investors](https://www.globenewswire.com/news-release/2026/06/19/3314884/0/en/Portnoy-Law-Firm-Announces-Class-Action-on-Behalf-of-Microsoft-Corporation-Investors.html) |
| Wtf is happening. I see headlines saying thr exact opposite things. \n\nGotta love the age of disinformation |
| Played the Good guy in front of World leaders now back to regard mode again. |
| It’s not uncommon for fabs much smaller than TSMC have full-time on-site vendor support (ASML, AMAT, LAM, etc) - the big boys just have the top talent and a lot more of them at each site. If one ASML guy at a smaller fab gets fucked up from some sketchy street meat or contracts consumption, your line is down for 24+ hours until they recuperate or ASML flys someone else out |
| We found GLP face |
| https://preview.redd.it/28xa9j8wva8h1.png?width=636&format=png&auto=webp&s=4c3a38a09548a63a2d6369c10909077e6293553e |
| Just keep working hard long hours and maybe one day you’ll realize it doesn’t even matter. Where you’re at right now is where you’re going to be forever. |
| Hey I’ve made a bunch off IQE and IFX |
| No shipping 😅 |
| that donut ain’t gonna glaze itself |
| 850k after short term gains taxes about. Buy a home in a lot of places.\n\nBut if you get like 10 million you are actually set |
| How will this affect my rxt calls? |
| 5 year PEG is 0.3. This fucker going to moon. Safer bet is DRAM tho. Also cheaper options there. |
| Not sure what are you talking about. I have EUR Micron which was traded today..went from 980 EUR down to 969 EUR and then up to 992.80 EUR. That stock will be ripping on monday again based on today’s european performance. |
| Likely the case that enough people were yelling at him this deal sucked that he decided to go back on it.\n\n |
| https://preview.redd.it/5z1lv6bsva8h1.jpeg?width=620&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=89057e17fc01f9b76907164e43ae4dacb5b48441\n\n |
| he will def shit his pants |
| All dude had to do was golf 10 hours a day 7 days a week and just do nothing. |
| Thats why we all losing money equally |
| Enron shareholder here, am i cooked? |
| do bears just make things up to help them cope easier? |
| Oh yea the Israeli attack dangers the agreement not the fact hezbolla declined the peace and launched attacks at 16:00 right when the deal “started” |
| Down 0 today.. better than usual 😂 |
| Trve |
| clown |
| It wasn't just Israeli attacks. There was an ambush by Hezbollah that killed 5 Israeli soldiers. Hezbollah also launched a massive rocket attack on northern Israel in the last 24 hours. |
| Hormuz casino is open. Jackpot is a banger |
| we must all be living the same life |
| Ready for Barack Monday? |
| There are no accidents. It is rumored that Huawei has EUV lithography equipment prototypes. \n\nAlthough these are U.S. government allegations, they refused to show the evidence to ASML and others. Until we see pictures, videos, or documents for EUV machines routed to China, this is another "Iraq has weapons of mass destruction" allegation. |
| I see now that you were trying to be funny with a joke, just without any context and quickly passing through it didn't sound like it was constructed like a joke but it clearly was a joke |
| Can't go tits up. |
| Nothing more enjoyable than losing weight and seeing ur face getting skinnier and jawline being more defined |
| Source ? |
| A-cup with cake all day |
| And my axe! |
| That's for peasants 😤 |
| Dude just needs to bomb the ever loving shit out of them until they cannot physically function as a nation anymore. It’s pretty clear no matter what deal you give them they’ll secretly enrich uranium and fund terrorism so there is not point in deal making. |
| You just can't predict what he will do |
| I'll take anything |
| INTEL greatest moat on the planet! Easiest 10x of my life. Probably a 50x. |
| Monday morning breakfast buffet: all you can eat ber |
| If Iran already FINISHED in TACO, shouldn't Iran pay Trump to leave? |
| Hes not negoatiating. Hes trading |
| Trump revealed all his cards, Iran can now call his bluff. They know oil reserves only have 4 more weeks and Trump cares too much about the stock market. |
| Israel messes up deal.\nDonald: “Iran messed up the deal they are finished!”\n\nWhat kind of blackmail does Israel have on him? |
| Yo no need to call me out like that, bro 😂 |
| To be fair, he is way worse at communicating in any other way 💀 |
| 30 million in only the first month? That’s a very very conservative number. That’s 750k copies at 40 bucks each. 428k copies if you count it at $70. And only 300k copies if you count it as $100 each which is the rumor\n\nFor reference black ops 1 during release in 2010 literally had 1 million players online on one console ACTIVELY logged in and in the game. Let alone the people who owned the game but were asleep or busy lol |
| Honestly why not. You can just live off of the interest at that point and never have to work another day in your life. |
| Bro isn’t in the European markets smh |
| At this point giving Iran a free nuke would be a better look than whatever this bullshit is. Sick and tired of this chop on my portfolio because 🥭 is too scared of BiBiBlackmail |
| If you don't try, you don't lose. You don't win either but still |
| Lol he’s even more retarded than his supporters |
| You speak weird, so you were trolling at me? Ok cool thanks for that. I now know with context and understand what you were going for. Just kinda weird is all. Have a great day. |
| He says that today as we are , checks note, 4 weeks away from depleting the oil reserves....\n\nLet's see how much longer he keeps singing this tune. |
| This is like a test for autism I swear |
| I like small boobs |
| Looks like I made the right call to turn the margin off |
| Exceptional. No notes |
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| Infinite loop |
| 🌮 |
| Priced in |
| Man this shit changes every minute doesn’t it |
| How many more times will they finish on him?? |
| Ah god damn it, full porting on Monday.\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/w951kczbva8h1.png?width=624&format=png&auto=webp&s=7806b1a19793c0398bea762aee58dc2b9875e75a |
| Someone called him from Tel Aviv and explained to him how a video from his epstein island parties have suddenly resurfaced. |
| We’re all in here to avoid having a job |
| The hog extender? |
| Holy fuck taco is so fucked. Bro polling lower than 0 |
| still regarded |
| https://preview.redd.it/563fbrb8va8h1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d2e64ab99f1e8339c7972fe19a1ac0b6d597bdcb |
| I bought recently, but don’t think it’s a bad idea to wait until Thursday. \n\nIf MU earnings beat, you know the momentum’s not going anywhere and you can ride the upside. If they miss (unlikely) you avoided buying the top.\n\nMost likely scenario is that they beat earnings, drop due to IV crush/MM selling their hedge, and you can buy the dip. \n\nIMO you can not go wrong waiting a couple of days and avoiding the FOMO. |
| Always losing |
| Either trying to save face or shake ASML down for a bribe. |
| Ross and Rachel are in for competition for most on again off again. |
| kinda wild how “finished” is in all caps though |
| The wafers only get bigger but that hasn't happened in decades since the 8 to 12 inch change. It's the transistors and interconnects that get smaller. Most of the shrink from node to node is process changes but that involves incremental improvements to all of the tools (litho, etch, deposition, metrology..). New scanners installed will be the current version while others will get parts and software upgrades to match. Aside from HiNa coming in the only changes for the existing EUV and DUV scanners for the last few nodes are small improvements to overly (accuracy of aligning the picture to the previous pattern layer), and throughput (laser power..). |
| Better than usual, right?? LMAO |
| how did we get from META to HENTAI |