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| Landed the job to 3x my salary. Which means I’ll have the chance to 3x my market losses. Gains baby. |
| LOL |
| How about we just start saying all government currencies? \n\nEven China is printing. |
| Yup, McDonald's now charges $3 for a fuking McChicken. |
| SpaceX went from valuation of $100 billion just 3 years ago to all of a sudden Elon talking about a $1.5 trillion valuation IPO next year?\n\nAnd we're not supposed to think this is the biggest bubble in human history? |
| A clifford cock has hit the North Futures tower, sir |
| Every time my ex comes over he gets so excited 😡 |
| Canadian dollar or US dollar? |
| it won’t happen anyway, they’re gonna try push bill clinton being investigated to inadvertently block it |
| As I read the first few sentences I knew this was a bag holder and post history confirms. |
| Mine was already eaten long ago |
| Wonder if tomorrow starts a rotation into Russell 2000 |
| Someone has to study that hideous thing to keep it from happening in nature again. |
| “Watch me speed run market manipulation charges with shitty AI copy on Reddit” |
| They'll all have 5 gpu's and no cpu. |
| Unprecedented times we're in fellas |
| Think the imakegoodinvestments guy might be Jeff Bezos burner account |
| do you plan on getting banned again? |
| Release Deadline: 10 days\n\nWe're either getting venezuela war or DOGE checks before then |
| Why |
| Good point. So as the Mark fell off the dollar grew strong.\n\nWhen the dollar falls off what happens next genius? |
| I’m just so happy 😁 |
| PurpleTiePow 💥 gonna be pissy about missing data tomorrow |
| You need to get the fundamentals of insurance contracts down |
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| need a 7-11 cheese and ham toastie |
| It's literally his only role in life. Eat. Poop. Pump corn. Repeat. |
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| SpaceX will never IPO because that would mean them having to make public their p&l and that would be extremely embarrassing to elmo.\n\n\nThey will continue to do private rounds at ever more ridiculous values with ever smaller portions of equity until either they get the government to nationalise them for an undisclosed sum or elon dies. |
| Precisely. But really it’s true. Happens to me all the time |
| Can’t go wrong with shares, right ??? |
| dream big 🍆 |
| #I went to international high school. They put me in AP calculus w all the Asians and Russian kid idk what they were thinking I was so lost im literally regarded. |
| Fuck elder scrolls VI, me and my homies want wow wow cooking mama VI cooking mama goes to marvel |
| What did you write to get banned again? |
| calls on alien invasion before jeffrey epstein files |
| Its a goal for sure |
| Remy over all that shit tho |
| I still watch that announcement teaser everyday |
| Puts, these fuckers will say anything |
| Ok but what were the prices in USD |
| $BULL |
| Take all my money |
| It’s over 9000!!!! |
| Play into plab into orcl into lulu , it sounds like a parlay but im retiring this week ong |
| Power to the players 👈😎👈 |
| Calls or puts on this asteroid that could be an alien spaceship according to NatGeo coming end of December? |
| For what? Rate cut day tomorrow? Or wait and hold longer term as in months? |
| That dang Kenny Kohl mangg ! |
| jpow could troll a lot of people by raising interest rate by over 9000 points \n\njust to annoy 🥭 for even daring to suggest he may be fired. |
| No, it went bonkers BECAUSE you sold |
| https://preview.redd.it/jmoal414896g1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=27f796f530d7e46887b90681b1dd56d0e9c325be |
| The same company with a bullish forecast for S&P?\n\n\nSame company that beat earnings last quarter? \n\n\nFutures would be rugged now, if this were the case. Fact you don't know companies can sell stocks AH makes me doubt you. You're the canary in a bear cage. Good luck. |
| All bols please line up for processing tomorrow. \n\n🐂🐂🐂\n\n🏭🏭🏭\n\n🥩🥩🥩 |
| i mean i'd like to see cvna hit 0 too lol |
| Nebraska boy did it! |
| Their stock probably tanked anyway. |
| > sell your dog\n\n^gasp\n\nhow dare you |
| Do people ironically shop at Kohl's? |
| Whats your favorite uncensored slur |
| i bet some of u fuk ladyboys |
| Did Dimon say the R word, followed by the N word, with no pause on live TV? |
| I've only been playing with CSPs for a few weeks. It's been realizing \~5-7% per play which is nice. IE: See my profile for how I played ASO & profits from it.\n\nWhen doing shares + CC's (or CSPs) my gains often caps out \~12-13%. Usually I'm getting 3-5% downside protection.\n\n\---\n\nIE: Bullish bet, cap gains to 13%. If I'm wrong and it goes down - I get 3-5% of my money back. |
| Wut!? And be MORE LAK CHINA? WHERE IS UR FUGKIN FREEDUM? I’ll have another probation oun fugkin ZYEN PODS befor I liv een cheina! (/s for you idiots with no social comprehension) |
| 🗣️Siri, play N.E.R.D. - Rockstar \n\n🧔♀️: “Sending Hawaii Incoming Missile Warning”\n\n🗣️No. Just play music. \n\n🧔♀️:\n\n🗣️Siri\n\n\n\n🧔♀️:\n\n🧔♀️: “Missile Launched” |
| Given that stonks only go up, what can Powell (realistically) even say to drop them?\n\nFewer rate cuts in 2026?? |
| hopefully CVNA because we want to see TSLA hit 0. |
| Your mom |
| My bad man, i love buying Levis there so i thought i'd be a good idea |
| Hmmm admin’s shift in messaging is concerning considering they are now grading the economy according to “potential” |
| Japan is so manipulated\n\nThey cant control their yields but they can temporarily weaken the yen\n\nNice |
| Facts |
| This will be much, much worse |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/Doc_options made a bet that IWM would go to 249.2 within **5 hours** when it was 252.185 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 3 wins and 22 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| Wow you go big guy! |
| basically every ghey ber wet dream over the last 10 Fed meetings |
| I drive kohls when I go to home Depot if that counts |
| 🤔 |
| I know, it’s great isn’t it? |
| Penis |
| wait until you find out hedge funds hedge shorts with calls lmao |
| # Housekeeper + 2 sugar babies + food delivery > gf > wife |
| Drop it to 80 already |
| Infinite money glitch |
| Or eat shit and invest in Carvana the savior of the market! |
| They're royal mandate saying they have to smile at foreigners. Noncompliance is punishable by prison |
| Thanks for confirming my thesis.\n\nWe lost the trade war. My theory is those are just as important maybe more than ww1. |
| congrats |
| I sold $GOOGL and just made $700k this year in 6 months.\n\nalso have $META i sold for $255k.\n\n \nall in on $MSFT + $AMZN\n\n \n$1.5M IN 2 STOCKS :)) |
| Whoever is reading this, it is joever, sell your house, sell your car, sell your dog and sell your wife’s boyfriend idc \n\nit’s over. |
| So are computers going to be dirt cheap in 5 years. Huge chip capacity increases and the useful life of all these data centers being 10 years and all |
| Thanks. Hopefully they fixed my junk and I’ll be okay |
| First to 500 - CVNA or TSLA? place your bets regards |
| Apple literally swept the comedy portion of the Emmy's this past year and that wasn't even one of the shows listed here.... they've put out so many bangers. Their content is far better than Paramount's. |
| Hiya, fellas!\n\nI just got unbanned. Ask me anything. |
| RemindMe! 3 days |
| Instead of UBI, what if the government provided every American with an electric scooter, and we all doordashed food to each other? |
| So we’re gonna short this guy right? |
| 🥲 |
| Fitting flare. |
| I remember when nvda was trading at 1000+ per share\n\n#OH HOW THE MIGHTY HAVE FALLEN |
| just miserable yeah |
| Who would have thunk Carvana was the play all along |
| Leaps or stock is the play on this. I'd be shocked (in a good way) if there's significant movement in the next few months here. I'm holding 100 shares and some 5c 2027 leaps |
| How do you think it's overvalued as opposed to the Disney approach to UFC was wrong ?\nTo watch every fight, it would cost you $1,300, basically killing the demand versus $80 to $150 a year for the whole fight. Considering the cost of streaming apps doesn't change much with added subscribers.If UFC retains/adds 15 million members, they are going to make a profit. 15 million is a small number when UFC fights cover the USA, Latin America, Brazil, and Australia, not to mention the revenue from ads. |
| It will last for a couple more years, i’m sure |
| They seem okay with it |
| You can study using google. |
| I hope he will rub out some green candles today. But he might go apeshit on the market as he will be removed anyway soon |
| CVNA carrying the S&P500 to ath tmrw - basically confirmed |
| Or Poob. Poob has it for Warner Bros |
| I’m sorry you keep getting medically molested |
| I admire your optimism brother. 😂 |
| Well for now, things happen outside of market hours for NVDA. |
| It's *really* good tech, with 2 downsides:\n\n 1.) It sends data, but unlike copper, it doesn't send *electricity*, which means chip designs will have to be radically altered to accommodate the tech\n\n2.) POET's gonna need a lot of production help to make all those photonic imposers, and no one's really making a bunch of those yet\n\nIt's gonna be big on a long scale, but this might be sitting in some ports for years before it really pops off. |
| it may open up 8-10% tomorrow, SI is high |
| Hugh!? This is different |
| 🙀 |
| Just got offered two hundred bucks for a bj, what should I expect? |
| Hyper inflation is no joke. Gold and silver didn’t do shit for years while I held it. Then I sell and it goes bonkers. Classic |
| It was ok the first 5 times |
| Ironic, try again |
| but not yet |
| [Hutch'sShorts - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/@HutchsShorts) . youll know what to trade jk heres my funny shorts |
| The price action on brze looking hot. Might make it to $36 pre-market tomorrow morning. |
| We can agree on something. |
| irresponsible father😫 |
| Who the fuck is up voting these? |
| It’s up 1,257% over the past 5 years, that’s a shit stock to you? |
| Absolutely. Best place to park cash right now is precious metals. |
| Breaking News: The full text of JPow's speech tomorrow has been released.\n\n"Good afternoon. *whips girthy 12" cock onto podium* This is my final time to fuck everyone. In light of this fact, the bulls have been having too much success over my tenure, so I am raising rates 250 basis points. Fuck your calls. Fuck this economy. Fuck your mom. JPow out." *drops mic* |
| Your penis is going to fall off……………. |
| Too late regard |
| WTF DID I DO TO YOU! |
| Dang u started young |
| You already have a bet going - SPY to 696.5447399999999 before 10-Dec-2025 05:19 PM -05 |
| !banbet SPY 2% 1d |
| NOBODY TALKS ANYMORE ABOUT THE EMOJIS THE NAZIS OF RDDT STOLE FROM US |
| This is sound logic |
| my port is 1.2m\n\nin 2 stocks... $amzn and $msft el o el.....\n\n \nmoves like a rabbit |
| +/- 1% until we see earnings from companies that are good or bad, or black swan. |
| Retail in 2026? 🚀🚀🚀 |
| people in thailand keep saying im the most handsome so its true |
| My move tomorrow\n\nSuck my ass |
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| #Housekeeper + 2 sugar babies + food delivery > gf |
| DXY to 9800 tomorrow plz |
| It’s definitely in his playbook |
| Squeeze deez nuts you fuckin nerd.\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| If we were going to crash tomorrow then Tesla wouldn’t have been green today |
| AINT NO WAY YOU BREAKING ME BITCH IM HARDER THAN NAILS |
| Nobody tell him. |
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| I just pray that this isn’t the yoy doubling that occurred from 1919-1920 in Germany where gold doubled that year.\n\n“Silver prices rose from 12 Deutsche Marks in January 1919, only months following the conclusion of the First World War, to the astronomical sum of 543,750,000,000 Deutsche marks by the end of 1923, while gold rose from 170 Deutsche Marks to 87,000,000,000,000 by the end of the same period.”\n\nhttps://www.mining.com/how-silver-surged-during-german-hyperinflation-in-the-1920s-91871/ |
| It’s funny I actually asked Gemini what stock to buy if I could only have 3 and one of them was Kohl’s. Don’t take advice from computers |
| i promise you they dont want to do it either |
| Man I be going to the doctor for no reason just to get my junk touched |
| This literally sounds like the exact same shit someone was saying this time last year. |
| yes\_pepe.jpg |
| So depressing that people's brains have been fully replaced by AI and we all have to sit and watch it happen |
| I cannot handle another 2022 mentally and spiritually |
| hes definitely gona fit some shittalk with the rate cut so market cant be completely happy. |
| Just buy calls when it’s near $20 again. |
| I read (and invested) about Kohl's about 7 months ago, probably in this sub?\n\nSomeone always knows... |
| Someone always says this right before it pops off. Buy signal? |
| Why can’t we have nice things |
| FIFA gave daddy a peace award the other night or did he make one for himself lol |
| Went this week to redeem kohl cash after long time. Prices are inflated, no longer good deals. So definitely it shows in their increased profit. |
| Holy shit First Brand DIP loans to clean up the financial mess took a 30% haircut this week already. Guess those loans weren’t bulletproof |
| Retard |
| Sure you are |
| He needs another overinflated company to become a trillionaire, even if it's only on paper. Tesla is taking too long to get him there. |
| If rates are cut but Jpow talks about weakness, will the market still go down? |
| This makes more sense. Thanks for the insight! |
| Netflix tomorrow $90 |
| It was down 12% earlier, who knows it may open up 10% tomorrow |
| I'm supposed to be working, but I've been staring at my computer screen for the past 20 minutes |
| we are beyond fucked. |
| been coming here since i was 15, i’ll cope |
| has been for a long time |
| Tomorrow. |
| You know everyone’s cooked because we haven’t had a day in a while where some asshole gives everyone awards. |
| Botox my friend |
| It’s clearly formatted by Ai.. lol are you retarded or just didn’t read the comment you replied to? |
| careful what you wish for |
| Real talk tho NVDA is kinda a shit stock |
| up 3.8% is "rallying like crazy?" |
| 2 days is rookie numbers |
| Everyone I know is outta work. 😆 |
| Ok. But it doesn't make it a profitable adventure |
| Maybe they were redeeming Kohls cash? |
| A+++++\n\nplus, plus, biggly big plusilicious \n\n🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡 |
| Soup kitchen tomorrow if there no cut. |
| There are good deals, but every time I've been to the store it's dead |
| My ninja |
| 40 years ago |
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| Oh we dumping dumping tomorrow |
| i was in a Kohl's the other day in a line 14 people long but all the foot traffic was for the amazon returns line so maybe those "80% off" coupons they give you after you return your amazon crap is starting to pay off |
| Could get there this week |
| #Tired of nurses and doctors looking at and touching my junk |
| Economy and stonks might be fucked tomorrow\n\n\n\nHowever, DRAM / RAM shortage is real. Therefore $MU to $300+ 📈📈📈 |
| Ai slop |
| Calls on penicillin shots 💉 |
| Ooof |
| Still can’t get over the NVDA bros getting a 25% vig and no pop today 😆 \n\n“It wasn’t supposed to be like this!” |
| now why would you bring calculus into this? |
| at least u know where u belong in life man. im still searching... |
| Eh? |
| This is a good setup for rotation back into Mag7 and high quality tech. AVGO earnings will paint a good picture for the rest of tech earnings end of Jan/feb. |
| wen golden age |
| Last meeting minutes? |
| JPow about to do the funny and cook all of us bols tomorrow |
| They are still quite over-valued compared to both their historical averages and sector median |
| 5T deferred for 100 years |
| More uber drivers, you’re right |
| Future guidance was conservative, BH already pumping rev. |
| Sell the news but BTD algos will be hella triggered |
| in recent years we have seen stocks run hot into December, then stagnate, and then have a sell off in early part of the new year. Dec 2018 into 2019 this happened, Dec 2021 into 2022 this happened, Dec 2024 into early this year it happened. are we due for another correction in Jan/Feb? |
| chang man |
| Hope bears are ready for the gangbang tomorrow. I'm fluffing the boys right now. Shrek, Green Giant, Gumby, Kermit, Oscar the Grouch, will all be ready to go |
| no cut for you |
| Quite possible, I’d forgotten about JFK |
| Singha or Chang? |
| Too much coke at the Christmas party |
| It’s going to be so **red** tomorrow after Powell speaks \n\n>!but will reverse and be super green 30 minutes prior to session close!< |
| >"Job data surges" refer to significant upticks in job openings or hiring activity, like the recent jump in U.S. openings to 7.67 million in October 2025, following a big September rise, signaling strong labor demand despite overall market shifts, with key sectors like trade/transportation seeing gains and professional services slowing, highlighting an evolving but resilient labor market. |
| This will likely accelerate the collapse of Trad Media. Why would anyone trust the news when it has all these owners and agreements in the background? At least on the Internet, you can try to get the news directly from people on the ground posting |
| You think Nvda earnings is gonna be like the Super Bowl? Just wait till tmw and Thursday |
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| Can’t stop reading that as Fannie and Freddie\n\nActually, yeah, them too. Nice pump today |
| !banbet SPY 1% 1d |
| Spice it up. Use the 'margin' to sell puts on the 600-900k you have to use. |
| Gamble atleast 1 if u got the balls |
| Am I going to try and win my money back tomorrow with ADBE puts? Stay tuned... |
| Good evening everyone |
| banned |
| king typa shit. buddha would have been proud bro. |
| He could easily effect the price of silver. You don't know that?\n\nEdit: Whoops. I read J Pow. My apologies |
| Yeah, I'll just blow up all four of my funded accounts because spooderman said so. |
| Enron? |
| I’m beginning to think that Diaper has no idea what the fuck he’s doing |
| idk, it’s not gay if you’re bigger than them |
| Jerome Powell did not buy any of your shitty puts (or calls) btw |
| Feast of Famine tomorrow boys |
| I for one hope there is a rate hike tomorrow just to save the economy. Then Japan raises theirs. |
| Tell us !! |
| When’s this crash? So our shorts can finally\nPrint lol |
| 👍😀👍 |
| Por que no los dos? |
| How are the ladyboys treating you there? |
| It's behind you |
| I’m mortgaging my house on this one because for zero reason it’s gonna 3x |
| USAID might do some good work, but their work is destroying foreign agricultural sectors by dumping cheap food into countries on the front end while the US Govt forces nations it trades with to drop agricultural subsidies for their own farms. It's bullshit. My condolences to all the people who starved to death as a result of this man-made famine. The more we interfere, the more problems we cause. |
| The short interest on Kohls is huge. |
| Again? A book? |
| Might get it |
| It does seem like good tech, but the management team kind of sucks as far as communication. They are also years away from turning a profit. I've traded this stock for a couple years. One of these days, I will long hold it, but I still think its a bit too early and will continue to go up and down |
| Guys I know a company that beat EPS by 20% and has 8.8B of cash on hand with no debt. Think its worth revealing? |
| It really is |
| "Prompt: give me below average WSB DD but just a little more gay" |
| Written by AI |
| plutonium? |
| Jp lost a metric fuck ton of derivatives today. |
| Let's just give Elon all the Nobel Peace Prizes too, since Optimus will inevitably solve all the world's healthcare and economic problems |
| you mean the more on position ... for morons |
| I’ve made 1000s of trades and I’m only down 86%! You’ll get like me one day! |
| Is this canary in the coal mine with us right now? |
| in thailand after taking hookers and blow for 2 days, glad i went all cash — it’s joever |
| Unreal Engine 6 before Witcher 4 |
| Full port into 670 puts then pussy |
| that's my thoughts as well. I don't necessarily think Adobe is trash. but i think their growth is well in the past *and* they don't pay a dividend. so why would i buy them? I'll buy Figma instead now that it's down to a more reasonable price. |
| real |
| No |
| First they came for your money (Black Friday), Then they came for your home (08 Crash), Now they are coming for your employment (AI bubble)\n\n"You'll own nothing and you'll be happy" - From Davos Summit 2016\n\nThe biggest economic crash ever recorded is coming. This time it'll be different and much much worse than anything else. This won't be just robbers like wallstreet or techbros stealing your life's savings which they do every 15-20 years. This time they are coming for your employment too to leave you completely powerless and useless and literally trying to survive.\n\nIn the short term, companies will cut massive amount of positions which will soar their stock price. Welp, there is a problem with that. Who is gonna buy the shit they are gonna sell? The available credit and the corrupt Fed will delay the inevitable a little but for how long? If the income is 0, how long people will be able to afford anything? Oh they'll sell everything they own thus "you'll own nothing and you'll be happy. |
| I’ll wait until it’s near $20 again. I have 6/2026 $20 calls already that I scaled into from $22.50 down to $19.98 price range. \n\nGot plenty of exposure should it shoot up. If it dips further… good I got $3k in calls I sold at 3:00 today so cash is ready |
| Kul lul |
| puts on kohls apparently |
| No they have negative gdp growth |
| Why would it? |
| JPM was the canary. We get rugged tomorrow |
| Lol, did you look at the charts from last FOMC? Even after rate cuts |
| All I care about is silver at the moment fuck J.P. Morgan and all his homies. |
| People in here were literally begging us to play BRZE and I chose to play GME...\n\nTruly regarded and I deserve to be poor |
| market goes up years in a row = expected and normal. market goes down a month or two = greatest economic depression in history. |
| Orcl gonna announce $1T of deferred revenue? |
| whatever dude. lay off fox news and crazy youtube channels trying to gain clickbaits. use some critical thinking. \n\nblows my mind china outright spends 1 trillion on one-belt-one-road for security incase of taiwan/US blockage on sea freight, but "THEY WANT TAIWAN CHIP FAB!"...\n\nBro...they literally stating,constructing, pouring 1 trillion for security....not sure how telegraph their motivation for taiwan is... |
| Recovery from what? |
| What an idiot, that’s way too much for a Kohl’s franchise. \n\nThey could’ve invested in like 100 chik fil a’s |
| “These deals are real, we won’t see the effect until next year” oh we’re fucked fucked lol |
| Usually not five but maybe |
| PLAY still rallying is crazy |
| I know dude I feel like a freak show caring as much as I do. |
| SAY THE LINE JEROME!\n\nLooking ahead, we will continue to take a data-dependent approach in determining the extent of additional policy loosening that may be appropriate 😔 |
| shut it, chat |
| They said the same thing about Ponzi and he turned out fine |
| thx bro 💪 |
| I want Netflix to do the hilarious thing and just let Skydance win the acquisition fight. Netflix gets a free $2.5B from Warner Bros, "Daddy's Favorite Boy" Ellison gets stuck paying 40% over cost for a bunch of dead-end played-out IPs, making a bunch of non-source-material Harry Potter/LoTR shit that the fanbase will hate. |
| https://preview.redd.it/pj7b28af596g1.jpeg?width=1177&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e5293cc3ac1e7199ff5b6eebee438013989e0fee |
| They're already in the green, buddy |
| Like JC Penny and Bed Bath & Beyond , Kohl's is basically "savvy shopper" cosplay. Prices are artificially high so the consumer can feel smart because they have a coupon.\n\nJust like people that feel like they're ballers because the casino gives them free drinks, the "deal" causes them to spend more than they would have otherwise because there's a low-grade rush. |
| If you can't see the obvious value in brute-forcing your way to the solution of a puzzle that nobody cares about, then I can't help you. Few understand. |
| Witcher 4 before GTA VI |
| You are a true regard |
| Responsible adults |
| swipes left..... |
| Is there ever a single day where I don’t see a headline about Saylor pumping 🌽? He’s relentless |
| What you’re seeing is massive volume of ITM calls right near ex-dividend date. There is zero signal to be had here, OP is regarded. |
| What recession |
| No anger here pal. Your puts aren’t printing, that’s all |
| Hey we can’t return those Amazon just anywhere |
| Don't tease me like that 🤤 |
| My bedtime is 6:45pm. |
| The gay little style he gave it sucks too |
| 🥭: only I can fix inflation and I’ll do it on day 1\nEveryone: it has now been 11 months and you’ve made things worse\n🥭 dick suckers: yOurE alWaYs tAlKiNG aBoUt iNflAtIoN |
| are you serious? i just told you why male models. |
| ☝️☝️☝️ |
| Same. My office is just like my living room now |
| 2pm est for decision\n\n2:30pm for jpow |
| J P Morgan expenses more than 55% of its revenues. Most of those "expenses" are bonuses. K shaped recovery anyone? |
| Is this theta gangs greatest streak of all time? |
| Lol\nWith your comment, i looked up OPs post history and snorted a laugh.\n\nSomeone is desperate.\nOr this is a very bad attempt at manipulation |
| Damn why so angery? You must not have faith in your position 🫵😂 |
| His dog |
| Dumping all my leftover daily cash into Netflix shares hoping Ellison gets WBD and Netflix gets a free $2.8bn |
| Ye have little faith |
| You are in the 8th inning of a bull market what are you talking about? |
| Stfu spammer |
| surprise yes but then we'd just say oh yes, TACO again. |
| I know . Just joking around Mr yoda son- in all seriousness though what are your thoughts on Sofi - I think we recover nicely |
| u know the market is shit when you have a 7 fig port and everyday your port has a daily movement of a few grand at most. absolute trash market. |
| Amazing. |
| Kohls fucks, I regularly raid their clearance section for massive discounts, and even their regular shit is reasonably priced for mid-grade clothing if you time their sales right. |
| Worst case scenario is the option expires worthless. |
| Crushed earnings 24 cents vs 18 expected. |
| I miss the times where they'd skip this BS and just tell me the strike price and date |
| Good pharma day. Rate cut induced? |
| Yes |
| Nice 30 minutes for crazy rally before jpow sneezes and we dump 20%. |
| Yes |
| I can’t even fly nowadays without someone noticing. Keep to yourself lil bro don’t post about me again |
| I read that it was from the 2026 expense guidance lifting way beyond prior forecast |
| Hey tard its 21.82 rn so yolo????? |
| Exactly Khols runs a bs system of fake sales. No one really pays full price. |
| this is the most AI post I've ever seen |
| Microsoft or Apple |
| Being little spoon as a guy is underrated for real |
| Polymarket has it at 95% and CME FedWatch has it at 89.2% for a 25 BPS cut |
| What are the chances that it will move $5+ in a straight line once jpow starts yapping tomorrow? |
| Is the rate decision tomorrow? |
| >My partner said “junk costs a lot of money”.\n\nBilly Joel said:\n\n- You can't dress trashy 'til you spend a lot of money\n\n...in like 1980.\n\nAre one of you Billy Joel ? |
| I’m ok with $2 million |
| Is their economy roaring so much they have to cool it down? |
| I heard you can get pokemon cards from there every now and again. so there’s that. |
| A 🤡 is born every minute. |
| Powell, Please end this recession |
| Firsthand experience? |
| SBIT and ETHD after hours buys \n\ncrypto crash tomorrow |
| Weird a brick and mortar retailer just crushed EPS AGAIN and it gets nuked. Huh. So odd. |
| Saw two airliners with 5 fighter escort today.\n\n\nSuppose that was 🥭? |
| Why you like that stock so much. There are other mag 7 stocks you can hold also |
| are u sure |
| I went in with my wife over the weekend because they were giving free Kohls Cash to the first 100 people in the store. They sell a lot of cheap junk in an era where places are only selling expensive junk. I wouldn’t be shocked to see Kohls gaining a lot of shopping addicted customers who have less disposable income than before |
| Give me a minute. |
| Hawkish fed cut tomorrow will spoil blockbuster ER from orcl. |
| Not really. Prices have no effect on content, it's better even. The only barrier is who can watch, and if you can't afford it.....you pirate it. It's a problem that really isn't a problem at all.\n\nYou want content, as no matter how much you pay or not pay, you can never pay the hundreds of millions these companies waste to produce premier television.\n\nIt's the CONTENT that is the golden age, not the price or the accessibility. |
| We will find out when we got 7000 tomorrow |
| Who knows bud. \n\n\nYou'll get an idea pretty quickly after tomorrow's + day after reaction I think. |
| wen? |
| They've been saying that since last century |
| 😂 |
| This guy knows ball |
| $250 by the end of this year😭 |
| Mag8. AVGO. |
| I’ll snag some calls if it revisits $20 again and ride it back up from there…\n\nAssuming it doesn’t do something stupid at open, never know. |
| I’m actually bearish on everything except Grindr. I still believe it’s got runway |
| If a long call’s break even is negative, you basically have to buy right? |
| as long as i’m the little spoon bro idc |
| POET is what is not just wanted but literally needed by all the big AI companies\n\nMassive growth ahead |
| TESLA COPIED THE BLADE BATTERY SYSTEM FROM BYD!BYD SUPPLIES TESLA DUDE! ...but i guess you dont want to talk about that. \n \nYou understand there are different target market right? Tesla started premium and worked down. BYD worked from low cost to premium. \n \nOnce they dominated the low cost, they now have one of the most premium electric cars available (yangwang U7) that beats Tesla roadster. Xiaomi with their car that even FORD CEO bought and said its on another level for the price. \n\nAnother impressive feat of BYD is their hybrid engine which no car manufacture compares. So who did they copy? \n\nCATL? They have the most advance battery available today. \n\nEV? No they didnt outright copy 100%, they even outright said if they cant copy internal combustion cars, they should invest and start EV decades ago and pave the way. \n\nEven if they did copy, you think giving blueprints to anyone and they can copy/ improve does not take skill/knowledge? \n\nThe latest innovation in the EV space is modular battery/frame system so any car brand can build like lego, guess which country innovated that approach? |
| Getting rubbed and tugged at two Asian massage parlors. |
| I have 14,000 shares of SOFI right now you dumb cuck. No way in hell it hits 1k in 5 years. |
| It’s been an underwhelming year to park 20k that’s for sure |
| from now on stop saying if you had inversed all your plays you would have made money. you would have lost no matter what direction you picked lol |
| I just read about someone discussing that there is a rumor that Netflix basically just wants to fuck with Paramount and wbd to stall any production development so they can get more content. \n\nObviously that's ridiculous but it's still kinda funny |
| Some bagholder just posted this in 10 different subreddits |
| Same. |
| It’s all fun and games till Japan raises rates 0.5% |
| LETS GOO $AMZN\n\n \nGO TO $250 TMRW PLS YOU DOG STOCK! |
| Dude. If you have to ask I'm not going to tell you |
| The ones with balls. ☝️ |
| # PLTM made me very happy today\n\n# ദ്ദി ˉ͈̀ ꒳ ˉ͈́ ) ✧ |
| Bro, wait until the earnings at least. |
| Lost the 200k over a roughly 1.5 year period so not too long, mostly from spy 0dtes of course. Graduated with my masters in engineering last year and made the initial 200k from a mix of crypto (which yes could be considered gambling), a side business I ran in school, and some of the signing bonus from my tech job. 25M with an income of ~150k in tech and still have another 200k in long term investments which I’m not going to gamble with, so it’s not the end of the world. Disappointing of course and I have no illusions that I’m some type of star trader, but the $500 to $27k in 3 weeks with only one red day can’t exactly be a fluke. |
| You don't buy anything at Kohl's without the 40% coupon, all of us Midwestern plebes know this. |
| Are you sure they aren't covered calls? |
| google will eat OPENAI |
| He must be a good guy for some random commenter to fall in love like this |
| yall already know i love the ladies 💕 |
| SpaceX 1.5 Trillion\n\n\n\nElon technically a trillionaire if so. the GOAT |
| google aint hitting that sorry kid |
| Seriously, where did you guys get the idea there will be a rate cut tomorrow? |
| Yet posters will jerk themselves off over RKLB with a P/S of 50 |
| either MSFT/AMAZN = Laggards will run up good and can break out here |
| 2pm est for decision\n\n2:30pm for jpow |
| No, 6850 isn't a real number so we skip right past it. |
| I need NFLX in the 105-110 range by the end of January |
| My PMCC are printing |
| Lol, they win. |
| Ask ChatGPT |
| >so cbs pays 50% but paramount gets 100% of revenue from new content? that doesnt make sense\n\nNo, maybe I explained it badly.\n\nThey paid 1.5 billion for 5-year exclusive rights for all South Park content, plus 50 new episodes and 14 special episodes.\n\nSince CBS owns 50% of Southpark franchis , they get paid $750 million by the creators of South Park.\n\nThe new content is owned half-half by CBS and South Park, but CBS owns 100% of the licensing and distribution, meaning they decide who to license for how much and they get paid 100% of the revenue.\n\nNow for the back content (everything before this). South Park and CBS each own half the IP and half the licensing fee, but South Park has 100% control over how to license it out, to who, and for how much. But the revenue gets split between CBS and South Park.\n\nOne part of the huge price tag is basically for paying southpark / CBS to own 100% of the licensing right for the new content.\n\nTo summarize \n\nNew content: \n\nIP = 50% CBS + 50% Park County \n\nLicensing revenue: 100% CBS\n\nControl of distribution: 100% CBS\n\nOld content:\n\nIP = 50% CBS + 50% Park County\n\nLicensing revenue: 50% CBS + 50% Park County \n\nControl of distribution: 100% Park County |
| 🥭 gonna surprise everyone and demand Jpow to stay as fed chair for another term. |
| Exp? |
| Flair checks out |
| Which mag7 to full port before fomc tomorrow? |
| Kohls was basically bought for the real estate they own and not for the potential of the business. They are being gutted essentially. |
| They’re just making sure you’re nervous |
| Thats my life. Nw 10M and work a 300k job. |
| Hawkish is already priced in id say. Only thing to drop it is no cut or just sell the news |
| Anything is plausible. |
| Ban me. GAMECOCK beats EPS. Where's old man Buffet????? |
| Jpow my family's life is also in your hands |
| I cannot wait for all the institutional fucks that were piling into ORCL CDS to get fkin OWNED. \nIm betting plenty of those fucks that didnt even own the bonds were piling into them, then going onto secondary to short shares...for the 38B debt that they DIDNT EVEN PARTICIPATE IN.\n\nNow get fucked yo! |
| So to hit 7000 we have to pass 6850 correct? |
| Some of y'all are desperate for attention and it shows. |
| Is it in yet? 🥱 |
| Tomorrow is not just Fed but fucking Oracle. Double landmines. |
| not if you double down |
| If by tonight you mean never again, most likely yes |
| I'm trying to banbet spy and its not working. |
| 2-3 percent is steep I’m expecting a percent at most |
| I can’t believe many of you are actual adults |
| you know how elon loves his model S, 3, X, Y? I wonder if he planned the spaceX sounding like space sex if you say it all together. |
| Put them in Mason Jars and water bath them for long term storage. Keep one in the fridge for daily use. |
| Ehh Tesla isn’t a scam. I’ve always had great luck with them personally and within our immediate household family which have had 6 now ranging from 2018 model 3 to newer model s and model s plaid. \n\n\nThe evaluation though is obviously in a different planet from reality. |
| We are definitely seeing rate cuts tomorrow \n1. Unemployment still rising, at this rate we should be somewhere around 4.6-4.9% this December. \n\n\n\n2. Mortgage rates going down steadily but still remain high. I'd say that's 50/50 since they usually use rate cuts to prevent credit strain from turning to recession\n\n\n\n3. Feds said last FOMC that "We will ensure the expansion continues\n\n\n\n4. Job creation is slowing down, just look at [https://data.bls.gov/timeseries/ces0000000001?output\_view=net\_1mth](https://data.bls.gov/timeseries/ces0000000001?output_view=net_1mth)\n\n\n\n5. CPI up 1.01% so far this year\n\n\n\n6. Federal Funds Effective Rate is going down |
| Spamming crap i see. |
| Funnily enough just went for the first time in ~10 years. I was shocked at how expensive what I expected to be a less expensive store. My partner said “junk costs a lot of money”. |
| Khol’s cash goes hard brother |
| I’m sitting on GOOGL $350c 3/20 exp. Down 40% because I chased at the top like an idiot. Worth holding? Needs to hit $342 by Jan 1 just to be breaking even, that’s a rise of 8% from here! |
| OK, here's my prediction: rate cut tomorrow (obvi) but fed comes out Hawkish except for Miran. Market pulls back 2 to 3%. Then realizes Hassett is coming in a few months, and we always have to buy the dip, so it recovers by Friday. |
| Looks like my whole stock budget next year is going towards SpaceX and Anduril lol |
| "Things change, mox." |
| Ok, you guys are starting to sell me on this POET shit.\n\nOnce this actually gets up to production scale it'll actually be cheaper than copper, so this is an actual technological improvement as opposed to some fluffed tech bullshit |
| Got to save those brain cells for porn and Wendy's dumpsters. |
| Definitely. They are a cornerstone. An insane overreaction to a leadership shake up |
| Me: wait why is my cash balance a lot lower than I thought…looks back at trade history, last trade I hit buy not sell and it’s now down….Im an idiot |
| $NFLX February/March debit spread call with a $125-$150 strike is a position I’m taking after much research and deliberation. All aboard! 💥 |
| No better feeling besides getting rubbed and tugged at an Asian massage parlor |
| My moves tomorrow include pointing and laughing at everyone who said a December rate cut was a sure thing. |
| Nobody will buy that crap. They’ll just keep injecting ozempic and eat the real thing |
| So feds September dot plot only projects 1 cut in 2026, Fed funds futures contracts are pricing in a 77% chance 2 or more cuts….\n\nWe about to get cooked |
| yes |
| Hmm Buttcorn going back under 90k by tonight? |
| I hope jpow wears the hard hat tomorrow 🥰 |
| Imagine being completely reliant on Sam Altman not lying about money |
| JPOW my life is in your hands. |
| Does AI do all of your thinking for you? |
| Go to a psych ward |
| I mean, there is definitely time |
| imagine people reportedly jumping from buildings because you took a fat turd on live tv |
| People have been talking about inflation on here for a decade. Affordability is a real issue and has only gotten worse in that time, and people on here enjoy ripping at the idiots who thought Trump was a miracle worker, as his mouth constantly writes checks his ass can’t cash. |
| Lots of text, that’s a call for me. |
| Kinky ☝️ |
| I’m sorry for spam, for those who haven’t seen:\n\n1919 one oz of gold was $80\nNov 1923 same oz broke the system to be worth over 1 trillion marks.\n\nPaper is not money.\n\nPapiermarks and Dollars share too much in common, only backed by military.\n\nOur trade front is non existent. We fight to the death pillaging or we break our economy willfully to get back to being the global best source of products while warring on price.\n\nWe gave up the war on price. China won the product and commmodities war, now we pay reparations and Germany didn’t like that. |
| Need this so we can have better valuations for RKLB. |
| Indestructible cookies? Calls. |
| You're the type of guy that goes to an improv show and the topics you recommend are cancer and child death. It's a joke. |
| https://www.reuters.com/business/oracles-openai-reliance-faces-scrutiny-debt-fueled-ai-buildout-raises-worries-2025-12-09/ |
| It will be an interesting day tomorrow. I mean nobody knows, what will happen so lets see. |
| I truly believed we would hit SPY 700 in 2025 |
| I love shorting these crypto pops. Bag holders get real loud for about 3 hours until reality sets in and the selling resumes |
| Ok I’m in, it has about $5 net cash per share, so it sort of can’t lose much, what is your price target if the meeting with FDA went well? |
| Yeah but why the pump today? |
| Jpow tomorrow: "Good afternoon, fuck your calls, fuck your puts" |
| Are these the voices in your head? |
| AVAV bout to pump mañana |
| This is bearish **AS FUCK** 🫨 |
| I had a put on mstr that I sold for nickels bc I was too afraid to hold the bag again yikes |
| Trust me, the rest of the world is already laughing at you guys |
| Now you’re getting it |
| I don't own a gun, because I know I would shoot someone and I don't mean in self defense! \n\n😳😢 |
| Earnings report tommorow |
| There's a 96% chance of a 25 bps cut tomorrow on polymarket. The real move will happen during Powells prepared remarks about the feds next move after tomorrow. The problem with aggressive cuts after tomorrow is high commodity prices and probably a high ppi too because ppi release got cancelled. |
| LOL Not tripping off moass, I bought for $16 pre split which means I’ll be up forever unless this profitable, money strapped company drops down to $4. Moass is just a potential bonus. \n\nTry rage baiting ya mama, she’s probably in the other room folding your shit stained underwear. |
| Bitcoin to 100k this week. Good luck Also. Username checks out |
| I'm already part of the collateral damage |
| What’s this chart telling us? |
| We're exit liquidity. They're gtfo |
| $poet POET Technologies unveils 1.6T hybrid transmitter PIC\n\nTuesday 9th December 2025\n\n\n\n[https://picmagazine.net/article/123103/POET\_unveils\_16T\_hybrid\_transmitter\_PIC](https://picmagazine.net/article/123103/POET_unveils_16T_hybrid_transmitter_PIC) |
| OREO JUST RELEASED “ZERO-SUGAR COOKIES” - AND THEY’RE LOADED WITH THE SAME TOXIC CHEMICALS THAT CAN LITERALLY SURVIVE A BLOWTORCH\n\nOreo swapped out real sugar for a lab-made blend of maltitol, polydextrose, sucralose, and ace-k - the same synthetic sweeteners critics link to gut issues, hormone disruption, and industrial-grade chemical byproducts |
| Fair enough, she also loaded up on PATH when it was in single digits though. |
| Can't believe people still falling for corn even after seeing the fake pump so many times in the last 2 months. |
| If my chewy calls don’t print tomorrow my dog will have to find himself a job at the sweatshop and pay me back IDGAF 😤😤😤 |
| Guys i just want $3 million just to live comfortably. Ill still work even at mcdonalds. |
| Did choromoseGPT tell you to post this here |
| From where |
| Do you think technology = dystopia? |
| Dude looks weird |
| JPOW gonna walk on stage, unbuckle his trousers, and unload a huge dump without wiping or saying a word about interest rates. -5% dump due to uncertainty. |
| Worth buying the JPM dip? |
| Oh wow who could have seen GME's stock going down coming? I can hardly believe my eyes |
| Maybe they will use their other 16M to buy out a bunch of stores. |
| I have a 9. I also keep my door unlocked |
| Where were you? |
| Just wait |
| Seriously, this is dumb. "We're glad to announce we paid $120bn for a $67bn portfolio of major IPs with no remaining source material to work with" |
| Yeah, if there is a debt crisis then there is a debt crisis. If everyone is in a debt crisis that’s even worse |
| All good. I was playing with CSPs and CC's - I could have made like another 10k, booked \~70k gains. Not the end of the world. Got into other things that are doing alright. \n\nI don't even know WTF $EUC is - but I bet on it. |
| There goes corn... |
| That’s just the thing. If you are losing money, then 0 DTE is working as it should. |
| Cause sun gay |
| They’re killing my boy, 🌽 |
| Fuck my goddamn life dude. I held META from 690 down to 580, averaging down a bit as I could. And I'm still holding up to today. \n\nI could have sold for a small profit last week. But my fucking piece of shit dumbass decided to hold. And now I'm 3k in the hole again. \n\nFucking shit dude. |
| I cant wait to see who YOLOs this. |
| Disable options or start going to a casino |
| Hearing that the fed will not cut rates tomorrow |
| Anyone wanna invest in a pill I invented in my bedroom? lmao |
| 4 months ago, still not moving? updates in your rationale? |
| can't wait! |
| If everyone does it, is it really bad? Like legalizing drugs. |
| It's basically a slight bullish bias. I make money so long as ORCL is above \~210 by EOW. My max profit is if ORCL is above $230 - in which case I just pocket \~$16.5 / call. |
| Be careful and don't gamble! Good luck trading! |
| I think that would be a prudent move with inflation being what it is.\n\nIt would also cause the stock market to crash since the volatility is super choppy out there. |
| Why is orcl up AH? |
| Try 75x with very little projected growth |
| Where can I see this? Would like to watch before I try |
| How do I stop betting on 0 DTE and losing money? |
| Sounds like you are telling me to full port 0 date options and I like it! |
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| !banbet ibit -15% 20d |
| Your point? If you know your birthday is in 3 weeks and nothing has changed in the week leading up to it. Why would you throw a tantrum for no reason?\n\nThere's no fucking reason the market should be down today, or yesterday. |
| Those 5% of loans on nissan altimas never really mattered anyway |
| https://preview.redd.it/506q2lzj296g1.jpeg?width=912&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e0076864c90613fef41f62f4b0f5bd9d3783eea5 |
| Debt crisis https://www.reuters.com/world/americas/mature-markets-push-global-debt-record-near-346-trillion-says-iif-2025-12-09/ |
| This is where regards feel safe. It absolutely is the best place on Reddit |
| US mother loving D |
| The fed has said they're willing to cut rates primarily to support a weakening labor market, but inflation is always a problem |
| Lol, then its a scam for me... |
| I can’t help but giggle everytime my newborn farts |
| Reaching bubble popping Volatility range any time now. |
| Deeepppseeeeeekkkkk |
| 100% |
| We are going to witness legendary levels of book cooking over the next 3 years, constant rate cuts, honesty the only way out of poverty will be gambling on the market |
| What does she knows? Buy nflx at 120, crwv at 105. \n\nYou have better odds of making money if you take opposite position. |
| Rate cuck incoming! |
| Snap out of it. You need that job |
| $1.5 Trillion wtf 😂 |
| well in order to exercise yeah you would need the funds available to purchase the shares, but you could just sell the option itself too |
| Banbet! GOOG 325 1 day |
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| If I wanted to get jerked by a retard in the mirror, I’d just go to my bathroom. |
| https://preview.redd.it/bzgcu9tc296g1.jpeg?width=493&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a6a2bd00a2c1fde6286ab24def2af9cb5ce65676 |
| How dumb do you really have to be to be trading long enough to be down 200K, but somehow convince yourself that since you’ve had a hot streak of +27K with DTEs, that you’ve now gotten it all figured out? This has to be by far the single most regarded post I have ever seen on WSB and I’ve been here for 9 years. See you in Valhalla brother. |
| You already have a bet going - JPM to 295.0 before 12-Dec-2025 02:34 PM -05 |
| When did you buy those calls. |
| !banbet |
| No, revenue. |
| A 20 percent drop is still pretty steep, IMO. In the most recent drop of SPY (which was about 5 percent from Nov 12 to Nov 20), Nvidia only dropped 15 percent, and that was from ATH. I would agree with your thesis if Nvidia didn't smash earnings. If you do really think they're gonna fall, isn't it better to buy a 6 months to a year till expiration and benefit when their is a correction? |
| https://preview.redd.it/hbbggxsa296g1.jpeg?width=493&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6f95866fe914031a2138e046434b9e136f2e8654 |
| And NTSK and KLAR I believe |
| So long as google finally goes above 350, don’t care |
| https://preview.redd.it/m1jw1w29296g1.jpeg?width=493&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0fde3011c447c22b75aa1a04b3438b792d5147d3 |
| Thats what i am thinking.\nWith 900b of the 1.5T being starlink, at least my ASTS shares should get a boost too 😉 |
| China about to piss on those chips |
| What is the appropriate amount of money to lose to justify ending it all? |
| This hhas to be best community on reddit. much love to you regards ❤️ |
| You could caramelize some onions and sell them on eBay, then take the money and move somewhere important where caramelized onions would be useful in a home invasion scenario |
| A lot of people are saying it’s the best afternoon 👐 |
| Ok real talk, has the fed actually signaled willingness to cut rates tomorrow or is the market just doing its thing? The recent jobs data would not really support a cut in the Powell’s wait and see mentality |
| https://preview.redd.it/cr1c18v6296g1.jpeg?width=493&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=04b46e32898d3307e5eaea0fec99d69774567c7c |
| Exactly few understand that China won the price war. \n\nJust like when Germany lost the war at the turn or the last century we too will pay greatly for financial malfeasance. |
| Gamecock, buttcorn, and bynd should get a room together. |
| https://preview.redd.it/69lhege4296g1.jpeg?width=590&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c228d6a36f30905445ebd17955f19f4f1c32ed2b |
| redditors really like talking about 0.8%-above-baseline inflation now that trump is president\n\nhttps://www.federalreserve.gov/economy-at-a-glance-inflation-pce.htm |
| Teach me |
| Getting back into my trading account. Finally. |
| AI coming for you 🤖 |
| I agree 100%. This will see 500 soon. It was an oversold play. That's all I needed. |
| Elements become unresponsive if you sit on a page too long, they have features that just don’t load now, the search is practically ignoring your selections and returning slop (probably MLS fault), and more. All the next few complaints I was about to list fall into the unresponsive elements thing. It sucks to try to navigate a site that just doesn’t respond and requires a refresh to continue using. This never happened before the rocket purchase and site refresh. |
| Yeah it’s basically a boomer stock at this point, old talking heads trying to push their bags onto retail |
| Profit?\nAt least thats 5 times Tesla, which is trading at a 1,5T market cap. |
| Quit being a pussy, go to SE Asia and find a gf. There are infinite cute fit chicks looking for a man |
| May be too acidic, but I wouldn't not try it |
| Regardless of your starting age, look middle aged immediately and forever |
| You gotta do more than go to class and walking back to your car for the hoes. go around campus too and find the hangs and events |
| I’ve been watching Cathie Wood investments. I’m convinced she gets inside info from this disaster of a government. Kodiak, Compass, SYM, I can’t stand her but she knows something. |
| Fermi is for ME. |
| LMFAOOOO im belly laughing rn 😂😂😂😂😂 |
| 😋 |
| Yeah exactly. It needs to be at least a few 100k to closer to millions before you should really start considering suicide. |
| geez ORCL.. |
| Yeah no privacy means it’s not money |
| I live in the suburbs\n\nI don't even lock my doors\n\nNo need for intruders here |
| Jpow is gonna open with "Great Afternoon" and we're gonna have to scroll up on the SPY chart to see the massive move |
| The ipo will need to be timed such that it becomes public before spacex market share is diluted by ULA, blue Origin, chinese reuseable rockets, rocketlab, asts, and so on |
| Didn’t you hear you are a flaflinky head ? That’s what I thought |
| In regards to SpaceX it does. Anything else yeah agree, but he‘s been consistent on SpaceX |
| LOL. Maybe QQQ, maybe HOOD. |
| No one believes you unless you post screenshots\n\nAnd JPow isn't pumping shit tomorrow...it's going to be a hawkish cut and markets aren't going to like that\n\nYou better buy puts tomorrow |
| There should be a ‘request random ticker’ mode, just for the true apes |
| NFLX and PSKY fighting over WBD corpse is like cancer fighting aids whoever wins we lose but it'll still be a entertaining fight. |
| And they make less than $20B a year with not a ton of increase in earnings forecasted. |
| Hahaha yea after it hit 1,000$. You have no clue what your talking about dolphin spit |
| So, I guess changing the logo would have been more profitable then, huh? |
| Not only does SpaceX have customers, it has _more_ customers this year than it did last year. Amazing! |
| Lol the V over the past week and a bit has been insanity lmao. Like some stocks have pumped 20/30/40%+ over the last 7-8 days. Crazy |
| well everyone who frequents those places yes |
| Thats why they only sell a measly 2% of the shares.\n\nWith such small free floating shares it will be valuated way above its business numbers and the early investors will have huge gains in their books. |
| Eye of the tiger man! You got this! All or nothing! Chances make champions! |
| Gonna be way overvalued but will still at least double from IPO. |
| shitty earnings |
| Could you imagine Jpow just wants to see the world burn and 🥭 stroke out tomorrow before he retires and decides a rate hike is the choice? You heard it first here! |
| Anything that can help us loss money in a sophisticated way |
| so why not a bump for Netflix???? |
| We're near ATH and VIX is really low. Plus no PPI data until midle January. I think we may go down or sideway after FOMC Meeting 🤔 |
| Ugh sold calls against my SLV calls and now they maybe get called away tomorrow. Wonder if 55 will hold…almost rolled today but thinking it should pull back a little. My special trick, sell covered calls and underlying instantly pumps 🥹 |
| Bold. As a spotify power user i recently switched off for tidal. Spotify audio quality is dogshit lol |
| How my smol pp bols doing |
| Made $ on CVNA put BUT held one so prob ☠️ |
| The shrinking volume on ES since last week means that we are likely to get an outsized move; whether it is up or down, nobody knows.\n\nI am still holding 6960 ES calls. Let’s see if my gamble pays off. |
| I caramelize mine on your momma's labiya |
| or if he’s hawkish |
| Thank you |
| I start in person classes instead of online for next semester. Pray I get some hoes bro🙏 |
| We know you meant TSLA |
| Fake internet coins drilling |
| Entire economy riding on new and improved clippy chatbot 🤌 |
| What if I told u I knew that 2 weeks ago? What if I told u everyone knew that 3 weeks ago? Except for u. So all of us (the market) got together and went ahead and priced things accordingly and when the chances of it happening went higher or lower, we (the market) priced that in accordingly as well. Meanwhile you were standing around with ur dick in ur hand until today when u woke up but the ship already sailed. Valuations are already higher. Nothing changed from yesterday to today. This, my friend, is known as being “priced in”. Baked in. Expectations already embedded. It happened 3 weeks ago when the odds of the cut flipped from 30% to 80% and then maybe has increased a little bit more since. |
| didn't you hear that SOFI changed its ticker to SOF'D? |
| Debt could be ignored when you had momentum now it is an anchor dragging them to the depths |
| w |
| That makes 2 of us. |
| Are you entertained |
| tomorrow will be the most boring FOMC day ever unless papa JPOW says no rate cut |
| Zero motivation to work. Been just staring at my outlook for weeks. |
| At least I had $MAMA |
| Isnt that a 20% drop. Nvdia is on shaky grounds now. Everyone was waiting for china chip news for months and now when it happens we get 0 movement. Pump up and down and the result is 0. It isn't displaying strength at the moment so i wouldnt be suprised if 5-7% spy dip makes nvdia drop 20% |
| Chase it with cold refreshing water you breeder. |
| My IBIT puts are gonna print. Every 🌽 pump dumps shortly after. |
| Sounds like a crock of 💩 |
| A hot crock pot full of caramelized onions would be an excellent defense against a home invader. Just a thought |
| 🤝 |
| He’s Sloth from The Goonies’ cousin. |
| FUD\n\nWhat the title should read is: AI investors load up on debt in show of confidence in AI Stock. AI. AI AI, AI. |
| how about you jump in now? its the wsb way. |
| Mods. Give me a fucking banbet. Is it too conservative? FFS. |
| He’s trying to sue? 🤣🤣🤣 |
| It got taken of the white house website so it doesn’t exist\n\nTrump probably |
| > The company is expected to produce around $15 billion in revenue in 2025, increasing to between $22 billion and $24 billion in 2026, one of the people said, with the majority of sales coming from Starlink.\n\nCool, so like 50x sales for the market cap?\n\nDefinitely reasonable. Woof |
| Bro chatgpt just jerks you. It's a mirror and in this case a retarded one. |
| Guys, remember only cucks have bullish views. |
| I want to see the numbers first before i say SpaceX at a 1,5T valuation isnt a scam. \n\nIt was worth 400 billion a few months ago. |
| https://preview.redd.it/ooz8k6a5196g1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=79b94d73b9ae88c56379995553cc08d2528dc1bf |
| At $69.69 |
| huzzah |
| pay your surgeon very well to break the spell of aging |
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| Nah. You’re fine by the sounds of it. 🍻 cheers hahaha |
| https://www.cnbc.com/2025/12/09/oracles-ai-fueled-debt-load-has-investors-on-edge-ahead-of-earnings.html |
| Who else uses a crock pot to carmelize onions not knowing what you are going to do with them? |
| Hassett looks like he could fit right in with those gooner mutants in Hills Have Eyes |
| Calls: QQQ/GOOGL/NVDA/HOOD/RKLB/TE\n \n\nPut/hedge: IWM |
| Hedge with Cambricon/Tokyo Electron if you don't mind probably being on some list |
| Okay, might be more than one tho, 3-4 maybe |
| You may have a point. 3% is the new normal i guess. 2% is pipe dream at this point |
| You fell for the BTC pump 🫵😂😂😂😂😮💨 |
| Paywall |
| I feel like one is enough but if you insist…. |
| How long are you planning to hold your shares for? |
| When is NBIS gonna stop being ghey? Asking for a friend |
| Why didn't any of you regards tell me about AFJK? \n1000% would have been nice today. |
| Orcl has a lot of debt for a tech company tbh. Probably still pamp either way |
| That would be commercial banks. |
| America has the greatest opportunity once Jpow leaves his post to destroy the value of currency and start global hyper inflation |
| Spot March calls. See the volume there, it was me. |
| Gee, does closing hundreds of unprofitable stores reduce gross revenue but increase net income? |
| In like 5 years? |
| What is your definition of “high inflation”? |
| Smoked it? I rimmed it dawg, we ain't the same |
| Alphabet has ~10% stake in SpaceX and a 14% stake in Anthropic. \n\n\nI would think that valuations for both those IPOs should have some kind of positive impact on Googl |
| going laugh so hard if corn goes back to 90k |
| I think we drop tomorrow, too, but you really think NVIDIA is ever gonna see 150 again??? That's a massive correction for them |
| WHEN SOFI HITS 70$ IM GONNA FLEX ON ALL YOU HATERS SO Hard!!!!!!!!!\nFLAFLINKYY!!!!! |
| What does that mean lmao |
| She’s an 11. |
| https://preview.redd.it/t8rpp53p096g1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e2e2fc3ed507dd793c2de11cf92b04f67941b0b8 |
| I mean yeah. It’s just a beer. Any you worrying means you’re monitoring it.\n\nEspecially if you don’t drink more than a 3 or 4 days a week I wouldn’t stress it |
| Ima need each and every one of you to get like 20 Costco memberships by tomorrow |
| The play? |
| comment of the year: "Yeah I’m still 200k in the hole but I must be doing something right ..." |
| 200k in the hole? \n\n"Doing something right"\n\n🤣 |
| Is that not normal anymore? |
| https://preview.redd.it/llcr7orl096g1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ba0694818540d7c544e228e335442381ce9b68b4 |
| Exactly that's why they're on Grindr lol |
| You mean the fact that I even worry is a good enough sign? |
| **Ban Bet Created:** **/u/worst_items_instock8** bet **LUMN** goes from **8.5** to **10.0** before **16-Dec-2025 04:43 PM EST**\n\nTheir record is 0 wins and 0 losses.\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| !banbet LUMN $10 1w |
| More layoffs |
| **Ban Bet Created:** **/u/Distinct_Actuator_69** bet **JPM** goes from **300.39** to **310.0** before **11-Dec-2025 04:43 PM EST**\n\nTheir record is 0 wins and 0 losses.\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| !banbet JPM 310 2d |
| I'm all in Lumen |
| Send us a postcard from the moon before you come back |
| Because both tickers will use letters from the alphabet |
| Take some profit. And nice hit. 🔥 |
| This sums up WSB. "I turned 500 to 27k, and I'm still 200k in the hole." LMAO |
| Idk man. I most probably dont have the balls to pull the trigger but everyone and their mom thinks tomorrow is green so i wouldnt be suprised if we drop by 1,5% tomorrow. I am cash at the moment |
| We havent ever expected anything else from you |
| Jerome gonna come out on a gimp leash like Channing Tatum |
| he already answered this in classic vague style after the shareholder vote on the trilly when an investor asked. replied something along the lines of "I was against the idea because of public market being a pita but yes I will consider it, yes I will consider giving tsla shareholders spacex shares" |
| we dont care |
| Cooked, if true. |
| Been discussing with bae (chatgpt) how the US actually hits pretty much every criteria for stagflation. It's actually scary how it mirrors the 70s. (Substituting oil shocks for ai related price shocks). This explains why inflation isn't coming down despite everyone being broke.\n\nI'd hate for half my port to be gold and broad commodities but it ain't looking good. |
| Trying now. |
| why? |
| I call BS. Elon hates Tesla being public so much, and he never misses an opportunity to point it out (you guys remember "taking TSLA private tweet?) so there is 0 chances of SpaceX going public. \n\nHe toyed with the idea of branching Starlink out and IPOing that tho... |
| So? That was mNaV below 1? And btc was 83k. Rocketed back up and blew out shorts.\n\nLike fuck just dangerous game to go short near cash value. Which is why I said you either need no movement, as Saylor burns cash holding BTC decreasing the cash value. Or BTC needs to drop to decrease its cash value.\n\nI guess fuck me for assuming you weren't retarded. |
| \nIn a tough year, private credit bosses are pointing fingers https://www.ft.com/content/b3e21964-1255-44da-978f-f04903c2d377 |
| !banbet 686 2d\n\n\nEdit. Im an idiot. Forgot ticker. |
| That was while the AI bubble was growing. It’s deflating now |
| Pump?\n\n***BACK TO $500*** |
| do you have it figured out yet? |
| I will be chasing my whiskey with vodka. Prepare for some depressed gay shit in the chat lmao |
| i think big drop from meeting because no hints of rate hikes for 2026\n\npossible chance of satan rally |
| Anything this sub touches truly becomes cursed into the graveyard of broken memes |
| This is not a good business model. No one on Grindr is paying for ass. It’s abundant. |
| give this man an award |
| just a little further to the northwest |
| New all time highs, confirmed |
| AT&T is my only choice for home broadband. If a competitor became available I'd switch in a heartbeat sight unseen. |
| Lmfao |
| I would say short commercial banks. Who will have mortgages and credit cards without a job? But then, commercial banks create about 90% of "money" via credit, so without that there is implosion in money supply, implosion in economy, riots, regime change and so forth. Which means gold as a much in-demand escape vehicle from that implosion. But then who can buy gold, with what? People with already too much "money" will buy gold, because definitely not land or real estate. But then, it may be made a wee bit difficult and dangerous to do, so what is the leveraged next-best thing to gold? High quality large gold miners. But they would also be affected by all that, right? Yes, but not the Asian ones. You can buy that - a high-quality highly leveraged short on your way of life, exactly as you requested. You are welcome.\n\nHKEX: 2259, 1818 |
| Everyone is leveraged to insane amounts, whole planet is driving off a cliff but least Mariah is on the radio |
| this entire comment thread is F'D lol |
| Just 10 bag it |
| LMAO don't pretend like you dumbfucks are holding the stock for those reasons 🤣🤣🤣 where's the MOASS, boi!!!!! |
| More AUR given the new rules in california |
| Screenshot or it never happened |
| Sniffing $DIS calls. Possible take over target after this Warner thang. Hmmmmm |
| $10k is my usual trade. |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/preciousfruit made a bet that SPY would go to 690.81071 within **1 day** when it was 683.971 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 0 wins and 3 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| **Ban Bet Created:** **/u/AlarmedPelican** bet **RGTI** goes from **28.11** to **24.5** before **16-Dec-2025 04:40 PM EST**\n\nTheir record is 0 wins and 2 losses.\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| !banbet rgti 24.5 1w |
| Nothing like the volatility of the first day of an IPO to get gamblers excited |
| 🫂 |
| I'll be coming back to this comment to either troll you or cry |
| Sucked down my vape soooo hard while I read this. |
| https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2025-12-09/bond-traders-cast-doubt-on-extended-fed-rate-cuts-past-december |
| flair definitely checks out now |
| Its a pattern cmg,cbrl, gme... everyone's poor. |
| Might as well just download Grindr and sell my ass at this point. Never get a gf✊😞 |
| Well if the Netflix bid goes thru then they'll have to fight it out |
| The homeless shelter is gonna be calling you soon too if you do that |
| Been posting about my comeback from $500 in the daily discussion threads over the past week or so and now I’m up to $27k today) from $21k yesterday), which means I’ve officially unlocked unlimited day trading. Yeah I’m still 200k in the hole but I must be doing something right to turn $500 into $27k scalping spy 0dtes in 3 weeks. Just need that jpow pump and maybe I’ll have $100k or at least $50k tomorrow. We’ll see… |
| $124. Which is astonishing considering I have ~/250k of calls |
| Saying a prayer so Jpow increases interest rates to 10% |
| Todd wanted... Todd wanted and he got. |
| Can’t wait! |
| I once knew someone that had stage 3 cancer, lost their job, their boyfriend of 15 years left them, was in pain from treatment for months, but had 1 sibling by their side. They are now happy, healthy members of society. Notice I didnt list money. That's the only thing you lost. Fuck it. |
| Youll hate it dude, rip your money |
| A friendly reminder that some of you actually bought real estate in the Metaverse\n\nHow's that going for you? |
| **Ban Bet Created:** **/u/iXiigma** bet **POET** goes from **6.87** to **8.0** before **12-Dec-2025 04:39 PM EST**\n\nTheir record is 1 wins and 1 losses.\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| Killing yourself over 15k is kinda regarded. Like if it was 150k or 1.5 million, maybe. But all you need to do is work at Starbucks and pick up a bit of OT and this is fixed in a few months. |
| !banbet POET 8 3d |
| I'm long physical silver since COVID lows \~$20 per oz. Finally paying off, but I have no sweet PNL to screenshot ='( |
| Lmao if you’re worrying about a beer on Tuesday you’re more than ok |
| did you compare against the return of SPY in the same time frame |
| Gee, who could have predicted this? \n<Captain Obvious enters the chat> |
| They don't even know about a stock or product that is known or that I've seen like months ago on WSB. Pretty sure most of them have never traded and likely have some kind of nepo connection to get their job. |
| It was an online casino where I was using a calculator to figure out the optimal play. |
| Game store 😆 |
| Don't give up, man\nI tell you from my own experience that anything is possible. It took me only three months to achieve a 100% increase in my account. It's no big deal, so keep your confidence |
| Fuck |
| ORCL already PUMPIN’ 👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼 |
| bruh... smart move was cash gang today but all my Cs green and greed kicked in... got a tingle in my sack and not the good kind. |
| Gamecuck clucked again |
| Poison? Ricin |
| I’m drinking beer on a Tuesday.. how f’d am I? |
| Always |
| Just another casual +10% from $POET |
| 🍟➡️💼 |
| and see it as a sign to buy calls |
| ok, mr Buffett right, now get back to milking your sheep |
| \n\n150$ Jan 2026 NVDA Puts are calling me. Somebody help me |
| hope momo will save the day tomorrow |
| I've never been more confident in my SPY and JPM calls for tomorrow. Bears will have another week of let down and disappointment |
| Risotto? Riced in. |
| Why? |
| Good one |
| I didn't realize that Musk confirming something had any validity. |
| CMPS on the move |
| Ah shiii we back (to $10) ? |
| thats not the country that owns our media. you know who it is. |
| Because debt, or the people with money don't have those problems |
| long Silver, best return of year 2025 |
| SPY 687 saves my port tomorrow |
| I don't care about the stock, but it'd be sad to see the store gone one day |
| even on a great day for it, corn still does worse than silver lmao |
| You're not wrong, but people have been saying this for the last 5 months and just look at the markets... |
| Short solar, you’re welcome |
| Going by your awareness of time, I would not be surprised if you are unaware that you prematurely ejaculate |
| A trillion fake dollars that don’t actually exist |
| Why did hood just dump |
| Surely nothing could go wrong with Saudi owning US media |
| 150$ Jan 2026 NVDA Puts are calling me. Somebody help me |
| 290c? bruschetta |
| You're telling me the company that said they're buying back $50b worth of shares this year said something bearish when their stock was nearing an ATH?\n\nAfter basically doing the same thing 2 months ago?\n\nNow why would they go and do that? |
| I sold my house for 60k profit. Lost it within 3 months. That was 5yrs ago. I've lost way more since. All good man, life continues. Cheers |
| Literally every day I hear people on CNBC trying to pump Adobe. That's all the convincing I need to know it's trash. |
| see u tomorrow |
| My condolences. That is like 1.5 hrs per day and must be boring as F. |
| SpaceX and Anthropic IPOs should be good for Alphabet, no? |
| 15k?\n\nCome on man I just lost that last week. And 50k in the last two years. Please DO NOT kill yourself over 15 grand! \n\nNot that it doesn’t suck, but like other commenter said it’s not life changing.\n\nStop with the options.\n\nPut all money into QQQM and VOO. \n\nUse this as a lesson. |
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| I would also like to short myself |
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| I put $100 in it |
| $15k? lol it's a cheap lesson, really. Most of us are still digging ourselves out of much larger holes (or further into said hole). |
| Maybe time to stop gambling. |
| We can only hope. Those retards deserve every loss that comes to them. |
| think spy will go lower? |
| I am hoping for big things with poet in '26. My long calls go till '27.\n\nThis celestial ai thing with MRVL could be the boost Poet is looking for. |
| Liquidated the port today and became cash gang today. Economy is fuked with high inflation and shit jobs, yet the market keeps going up. |
| Me too but it’s nice to pretend 🙁 fuck starfield, who wanted that shit |
| 🤣stupid gen A |
| $195 MSTR puts for Friday |
| I say we let MSTR stay in the NASDAQ 100 but only with the ticker PNZI |
| >Rising tariffs and geopolitical trade tensions don't seem to have made a dent in the dominant Chinese manufacturing powerhouse. The country's trade surplus with the world for 2025 just crossed the $1T milestone, highlighting the resilience of supply chains and the rerouting of shipments to new markets. It all means that the value of goods China sells to the globe (exports) has significantly outstripped the value of the goods it buys (imports), cementing its status as the biggest factory on the planet.\n\n#Tariffs failed LMAO🤌 |
| Ugh oh, 6-7 days of green means it’s now time for some serious red. |
| Your wife told me you're short enough. |
| G - M - E dip |
| Jpow, just put the tip in my ass already 🐕 |
| Same time as after every other rate decision. Try and keep up. |
| No they said expenses are 15b more than last year |
| stock buy back and raised div |
| You have us |
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| BREAKING: Cracker barrel reports horrific earnings. Company has officially decided to change the company name to Bottom of the Barrel. |
| in wsb chat LMAO 🤌 |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/HazardousRhombus made a bet that DIS would go to 109.0 within **9 hours** when it was 107.765 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 0 wins and 2 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| After hours look super scary |
| i can’t wait to have a family bro |
| Everything is priced in, except the fed chair. Next week |
| #SUCK IT\n\n**DEGENERATIONNNNNNNNNN** |
| Full ported on JPM calls 🙂 |
| “Starts lubing up” |
| In Filipino pesos ? |
| #Where were you when America and bol died? LMAO🤌 |
| What’s going on with that game shop? 🤔 |
| Cook em less |
| Us |
| GEV does it again 🤌 |
| Lightweight, those are beginner drugs, you ever smoked the rectum of a ghey baboon, no didn't think so, fucking poser |
| maybe you should change your goals. instead of going for ATH try for ATL. feel better? |
| ONDS |
| funko pop store not selling enough funko pops? |
| Yummy |
| Not. $SGOV is your, specific, best bet |
| I like when they lean their boobs on your arm during the checkup. Or bush them against your face as they reach for the light and xray |
| Even that I don't see happening. Currently Starlink is used to fund Starship developement and Mars flights in the future. That is possible because Starlink is part of the private entity of SpaceX, which is under full control of Musk.\n\nHowever if Starlink were to IPO, this new company would find it really hard to explain to investors and shareholders as to why their money is being used to fund a very clearly not-profitable venture (Mars). And if Starlink does IPO and SpaceX severs the moneyflow, then Starship's Mars ambitions are looking really dire. |
| POET doing its thang. |
| Nah, she said OF is easier than this shit. |
| 2025 on repeat (COPY-PASTE) |
| Get the rate cut small pump, jpow says we fukd and we dump |
| My first year in the stock market was abysmal too. I did learn my lesson and began to acquire knowledge about how to value companies and understand macroeconomics. This year I'm up over 40%.\n\nUse this absymal period to learn from your mistakes and make better decisions from now and onwards. |
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| So, the macro is important because in a non-opaque trading environment where stocks move *after* the economic report, you can trade companies with higher beta than SPY and make bank. The problem everyone encounters is nobody knows for sure which higher beta stocks are *pre-positioned* for the move, and thus prone to sell off after the move instead.\n\nBut, if you have the higher betas on your charts, and you watch them dance their intra-earnings ranges for a couple quarters, their moves become easier to forecast.\n\nJust like you have favorite movies you watch around the holidays, big guys also have go-to favorite trades around economic reports, and it works as long as it works. \n\nThx for coming to my Ted Talk.\n\nEdit: FWIW, homebuilders are probably the easiest to trade based on a dozen or so related periodic economic reports, and they're almost never boughtup before the report. Bought some nice toys playing NAIL and DHI correlated moves with housing starts reports a couple years ago. 😂 |
| Any second now will be the moass. You know the mm telling the gamecucks bend over and give me mo ass |
| I’m 1.2k away from my ath😭 so close yet so far |
| Pump n dump stock |
| If space x somehow wasn’t connected to every other shitty Elon company it would be great |
| You'll be right. Good call. |
| only for tesla |
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| >SpaceX is moving ahead with plans for an initial public offering that would seek to raise significantly more than $30 billion, people familiar with the matter said, in a transaction that would make it the biggest listing of all time.\n\n>The Elon Musk-led company is targeting a valuation of about $1.5 trillion for the entire company, which would leave SpaceX near the market value that Saudi Aramco established during its record 2019 listing. The oil major raised $29 billion at the time.\n\n>SpaceX’s management and advisers are pursuing a listing as soon as mid-to-late 2026, said some of the people, who declined to be identified because the matter is confidential. The timing of the IPO could change based on market conditions and other factors, and one of the people said the timing could slip until 2027.\n\n>A representative for SpaceX didn’t immediately respond to a request for comment.\n\n>SpaceX’s IPO plans sent shares in other space companies higher on Tuesday. EchoStar Corp., which has agreed to sell spectrum licenses to SpaceX, rose as much as as 12% in New York, hitting a fresh intraday record. Space transportation company Rocket Lab Corp. extended gains to as much as 4.3%.\n\n>Bloomberg and other media reported on Friday that SpaceX is exploring a possible IPO as soon as late next year. Musk and the company’s board of directors advanced plans for the listing and fundraising — including hiring for key roles and how it would spend the capital — in recent days as SpaceX firmed up its latest insider share sale, one of the people said.\n\n>SpaceX’s faster path to public markets is in parts fueled by the strength of its fast-growing Starlink satellite internet service, including the promise of a direct-to-mobile business, as well as the development of its Starship moon and Mars rocket.\n\n>The company is expected to produce around $15 billion in revenue in 2025, increasing to between $22 billion and $24 billion in 2026, one of the people said, with the majority of sales coming from Starlink.\n\n>SpaceX expects to use some of the funds raised in an IPO to develop space-based data centers, including purchasing the chips required to run them, two of the people said, an idea Musk expressed interest in during a recent event with Baron Capital.\n\n>In the current secondary offering, SpaceX has set a per-share price of around $420, putting its valuation above the $800 billion previously reported, people familiar with the discussions said. The company is allowing employees to sell around $2 billion worth of stock and SpaceX will participate in buying back some shares, two of the people said.\n\n>The valuation strategy is designed to level-set the company’s fair market valuation in a precursor to the IPO, one of the people added.\n\n>“SpaceX has been cash-flow positive for many years and does periodic stock buybacks twice a year to provide liquidity for employees and investors,” Musk said in a post Dec. 6 on his social media platform X.\n\n>“Valuation increments are a function of progress with Starship and Starlink and securing global direct-to-cell spectrum that greatly increases our addressable market,” he said.\n\n>SpaceX executives have repeatedly floated the idea of spinning off the Starlink business into a separate, publicly traded company — a concept President Gwynne Shotwell first suggested in 2020.\n\n>However, Musk cast doubt on the timing over the years and Chief Financial Officer Bret Johnsen said in 2024 that a Starlink IPO would be something that would take place more likely “in the years to come.”\n\n>The biggest long-term investors in SpaceX are venture firms like Peter Thiel’s Founder’s Fund, 137 Ventures led by Justin Fishner-Wolfson and Valor Equity Partners. Fidelity also is a significant investor, as is Alphabet Inc.’s Google.\n\n>If SpaceX sold 5% of the company at that valuation, it would have to sell $40 billion of stock — making it the biggest IPO of all time, well above Saudi Aramco’s roughly $29 billion listing in 2019. That company sold just 1.5% of ownership in that offering, a much smaller slice than the majority of publicly traded firms make available.\n\nMore info from bloomberg\nhttps://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2025-12-09/spacex-said-to-pursue-2026-ipo-raising-far-above-30-billion |
| More ass? |
| GEV be movin |
| I've done more drugs than you can fucking *fathom*. Coke? Wasn't even a fan. Molly? Took that at least bi-monthly for like 2 years. Tried Adderall for 6 months during COVID. 2CEs, DMT & analogues, MEOs, All of them, easily dropped.\n\nVapes aren't just a chemical addiction, it's a *convenience* addiction. |
| I’d be stupid not to set money aside for this IPO right? |
| Dame. Honky Barrel tankin'. |
| Man fuck calls this week. Just lost money |
| It won't though. 98% of kids are dumb and if they don't have one of the big 4 or 5 platforms they will do nothing. |
| God damn right. You didn’t think of 5% of that you muppet now finish mowing the lawn |
| Top signal |
| Don’t even know what comment to post anymore |
| creepy |
| lol a company being profitable, cash on hand, steady cash flow, beating earnings for 4 years is a bad thing now? |
| Tesla at least has real products like class 8 electric drive trains with real customers. |
| I said I was sorry. |
| We are so fucked, freak out and sell everything |
| I’m purposely not learning about options because I know I am going to lose all my money |
| He could buy me for free now i dont mind |
| I got a new dentist and she’s pretty but her boobs aren’t nearly as big 🙁 |
| Deploying... |
| Too many bulls here. |
| WE are fucked tmr |
| I’m tired of red days. I’m not even close to my ATH. |
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| Trump releases news that pumps NVDA in AM yesterday, so MM’s have their exit liquidity today and tomorrow. I get the feeling Powell is dropping bombs tomorrow. |
| SPY red 2 days. Red AH\n\nFOMC meeting tomorrow |
| It’s good make the rules |
| Is SPY going up tomorrow a coin flip or do we elevator down? |
| Ahhhh smart old guy that doesn’t use AI tools to help write texts and express ideas in different languages from his own |
| Nobody tell him |
| Good bot |
| I suspect that I will be pretty fucked tmr |
| Will be a hawkish cut tomorrow....markets will fall...not by much...but there's money to be made with puts |
| Gonna wait for GameStop to get back near $20 and hop back into some calls cuz it’s easy money |
| *hold her while her options bleed* |
| Sharia law if paramount wins |
| I don’t need big moves MSTR over reactions and day traders so I’m good |
| How much should I gamble? |
| Bers are yippy -> new ATH by eow confirmed |
| It would likely be a starlink spinoff. |
| You put the value of your life at 15 grand? Cmon bro don’t sell yourself short |
| why? |
| I got calls too |
| Remember to mask up!!!! |
| Riced in |
| Gme down only 7%. Should be 10+ by open. |
| Shrinking earnings is bullish right? |
| Its a worthless beuracratic organization that does no original work and has no regulatory authority. |
| Inverse WSB |
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| Always blows my mind how dumb this FOMC price action gets. He always says the same thing, market does the same thing, nothing burger every time. YAY .25 no one cares we’re still screwed |
| “Why don’t they ask relatives for a down payment?” |
| I'm going cash overnight tyvm |
| couldu write me a christmas story? |