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| Twin |
| Wait, when S&P went from 7,000 to 6,300 you were still waiting for a pullback? |
| Until all the juice is pumped out of the market |
| The crazy part is… I can’t tell if this is sarcasm or not |
| ALSO in addition to your preset complaint: since the AI is parsing your request instead of using voice recognition to match up to the preset option, sometimes it will miss your answer if you answer too fast! Fuck |
| Every other market in the world is shitting the bed. You don't have to have a perfect market, you just need to be better than the rest of the trash. \n\nS&P 500 returning 10% every year... Even if The return rate drops in half, it's still 5%. |
| He’s Canadian… what do you expect? |
| tougher terms have been sent to iran for the framework, the toughest, no one makes tougher terms than mango, the toughest terms you'll ever see |
| Or hold, sell or stay cash. The world is your lobster |
| First sentence says Gen Z |
| These competing smells should not be allowed 🦍 |
| Elard |
| How much are you up |
| Okay MU\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/vm0hs8xjrh4h1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1004671378b722289201437f709e8415df8e8df3 |
| Shove my nose in SHT |
| We are in the middle of a generational technology change. It might be 5 years before the next crash. Just jump in and leave it for awhile. |
| Also tennis was never a gay sport to begin with |
| Then the civil war around the midterms! I'll be lazily checking my phone in Mexico City or Sitges. |
| Fucking legend |
| 🍑 |
| Retards like you screaming problem is why it’ll go up until you don’t see a problem |
| Gonna yolo $25k worth of $50c expiring this Fri right before market close.\n\nTo Valhalla |
| LOL u are right. Homey is murican and thinks a bidet is an ass hose |
| Because SPCE is the ticker for Virgin Galactic 🤢 |
| bots and bagholder |
| That's what tooth picks were invented for |
| Just found out there’s an SPCX shitcoin. |
| Three GFs? |
| I hope you get it! |
| Wouldja look at THAT |
| Artificial Ingredients |
| Fkn Luv Topping 😤 |
| I would wait after the June 12th IPO and see what happens. Then deploy afterwards. |
| The new Resident Evil looks interesting. |
| Peter Thiel is also emigrating to Argentina, it's almost like they know something is cooking |
| SPCE |
| Sorry I’ve been on Trading212 instead |
| Conjoined twin market |
| Nice. If this goes as I was planning it. I could be my first 7 digits trade |
| They should transition their theaters to show ring doorbell streams to crowds of robots so they can learn how to be human better |
| Bro I am so mad about this and basically every company is doing it. It was hard to get ahold of someone who knew anything before now it's virtually impossible |
| Except it does, because they just remind everyone about what actually happened. |
| January 2028? |
| They fucked up. Theyre supposed to be facing each other |
| maybe shit in one and try to piss into the other one? |
| It’s called rotation, sell for profits add to laggers |
| Still better than pickleball |
| Going to the Mandalorian today. Sunday matinee by the time we get concessions and pay for the gas to drive there it’s going to hit 100 bucks for 2 people. So 20 bucks is relatively cheap in comparison and the main reason I only go to the theater 2-3 times a year. |
| Same! Was down 60% at one point but double down 4 times and now I’m up 50%. I’ll probably sell when HOOD hits $100 this week and hold onto my shares longer. I’m cool with 70-100% profit after being down so much. |
| Stupid bot |
| This WSBtard might actually know something.\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/0zgyaw84rh4h1.png?width=1188&format=png&auto=webp&s=c3a34f3d52cb1ca19953e3d0733b0e86c0d1a5d0\n\n |
| \n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/q9u3agi3rh4h1.jpeg?width=224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bbb20c923e756b859db25edd5ea10250e6ef0f1b\n\n |
| Believe it or not, Calls. |
| Probably needs to stop coming around us tards then |
| Gotcha 🚀🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🪦🪦🪦 |
| And yet trying to endlessly grow revenue nearly killed them when business turned unprofitable. \n\nIt’s almost like profits and cash flows matter too. Unless you have unlimited investment backing who believes you will be the AI winner. |
| In the meantime buy SPCE puts. |
| Hot as fuck live shitting with hot bitches |
| It's plunder social security 2.0 |
| The only regards who’s going buy SPCE ahead of ipo are the wsb regards lol |
| For shit sakes…\n\nIm in! |
| April had its winners, I didn’t pick any of them, but they were there. |
| No, you cannot.\n\nBoth have dramatically different scalability and implementation trajectories - Walmart being severely limited by the physical world constraints in being able to spread (its current position took circa 65 years to establish) - while speculative hype is certainly at play, the two business models cannot be compared this way for future prospects, as priced by the market. \n\nText-book example: Uber valuation and eventual profitability. |
| One MILLION dollars! |
| I don’t think anyone can honestly tell you with certainty what’s going to happen once overnight opens.\n\nBut if I had to bet it’ll have a better chance going parabolic from there rather than gap fill. It’s way too oversold and everyone realizes the software fears were dumb af |
| Regard… stop trying to time the market. Stock and option trades are timed… long term in market indexes have shown… there are only 10-20 very good days per year. You miss them, you could miss upwards of all the gains that year. If this is long term investment, throw it in to index you believe in and leave it the heck alone |
| No you bot |
| Excellent Congrats my dude |
| Look at these spce bots. Regards |
| if you really wanna follow this trading ethos go to the stock specific sub and wait until everyone there is whining and the world is ending. That’s the bottom. |
| Still investing my regular amount but now it's all going to VOO instead of a blend of VGT/VOO |
| As a shareholder, you don't necessarily want to see buybacks, when the stock is relatively expensive (would you re-invest the money into NVDA, if it was paid out as a dividend?). Especially when this level of AI spending seems unsustainable (downstream of hardware producers has yet to find a path to profitability) and the NVDA stock price might get cheaper in the future because of that. |
| félicitations donne la moitié aux impots maintenant |
| How regarded do you have to be to not know which is worse between a doomer board and the Penthouse Forum? |
| It's a rich person. This is a game to them. |
| CIEN calls. |
| But the dow is $50,000... |
| I use figma daily for work and have done for the past ~6 years \n\nThe core product is great, most of their AI shit fucking sucks. Figma make is dogshit. MCP is ass for design but good for getting it into code. Plugin community is a serious moat for contenders. \n\nThey did acquire Weavy though which could be an excellent play, so there is a chance they start getting us to burn credits.\n\nI work at enterprise scale. |
| Maybe with shares.. with this eventually might not be soon enough for theta to not eat a big chunk of gains |
| Ber have no friends. No life, and $5.92 in their bank account.\n\nBol have many friends. Three GF's, and $592,000 in their bank account.\n\nYet ber still think they're right about everything. Being ber is a mental disease. |
| Trump's UMAC likely has more supporters. |
| Smartest move is a few conviction/theme/tilt plays. Too many ETFs to mentiion that beat QQQ and VOO; cheap, even passive, ETFs that have a diverse mix of top S&P / NASD names but won't be adding SpaceX near term. |
| That’s investing not gambling tho. |
| Most of my $ is in SG🇸🇬 stocks, but on the US I've got a bit of $FUTU, waiting for it to go back up |
| Tesla is doing the same as Western wind power producers did: set up a factory in China, train workers for Chinese manufacturers, be forced to share all tech with Chinese manufacturers, gradually get outcompeted in your home market because the Chinese state subsidizes the exports of your competitors, until finally you're nothing but a subcontractor to a Chinese manufacturer.\n\nBut hey, in the meantime you make massive profits. |
| Whats your target when you got into the trade OP? if you get into every trade that makes this answer very easy 👍 |
| >The cost of it will come down\n\nwhen? the current trend is costs going up because that's the only way they've managed to get any more accuracy out of the models. |
| If there was 0% conversion, there would be no revenue growth. |
| On the bright side though, we‘re donating money towards a future that will be radically improved by Elon Musk‘s business ventures. |
| Smart. Gonna have to save this method in the ol' brain book for sometime down the line. |
| I don’t understand why you care so fucking much right now |
| Vibes |
| Why IBM and HON |
| I already maxed out all my credit cards do you know any that won't look at credit score? |
| Make yourself as attractive as possible but not too gay. Be genuinely interested in her! Sounds crazy I know but some women are cool as fuck, maybe in their own way that you haven't considered, like when you get into Kombucha. Be upfront but not pushy. Say "I think you're great and I'd love to spend more time with you" Then kiss her in nineteen ninety-eight when the undertaker threw mankind off hell in a cell and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer's table. |
| There's too many of these posts lately... we are gonna go down hard soon |
| TIL international wind and solar generated more electricity than gas for the first time ever, last month |
| I am not buying a dinosaur, which woke up temporarily due to market manipulation. \n\nNVDA is different. 1. It has become too big to grow meaningfully anymore. 2. Other companies are catching up, nothing is invincible in life. 3. Institutional investors have already moved on to the next NVDA. |
| I don’t agree with what you’re saying but I gave you an upvote anyway. |
| So if I buy 1 SPY options and sell it an hour later, how much money does Robinhood make off me? Like $0.80 or so? |
| Nothing in this market makes sense lol |
| honestly and i know this isn't popular\n\nbut i am thinking of cashing out next week and seeing what happens\n\nknowing my luck, orange will tweet something and s&P will go to 8,000 |
| Why does aapl stick keep going higher lol they literally have no new innovation or products and no AI lol |
| Full port grindr |
| moon |
| Did you miss the part where you have to subtract expenses after you calculate revenue? |
| Now buy SPCE |
| Lmao it’s not. But it’s pretty good |
| I keep getting those prank calls |
| Aapl working on wearable glasses...\nLol. \n\nCome on man lol. We know you just partner with meta |
| SPCE calls |
| I don't disagree you value them differently. I didn't make a claim otherwise. I was just pointing out that your claim of them being profitable next quarter isn't a fact like you tried to play it off as. You admit now you don't know either. \n\nI never claimed to know the numbers. I'm just saying the guy with a long history of lying to market his product probably isn't the guy you should trust. Especially when there is 0 legal repercussions for how they are lying. There is a reason their claims are always vague and rely on undefined nonstandard accounting processes. |
| Spacex pretty much |
| Think you haven’t been on Reddit this week? |
| I think there are better software plays than Adobe.\n\nI’m finding myself not picking up Creative Suite or Figma as much, and a lot of times outright not bothering with them.\n\nWith other SaaS plays, however, the fundamental switching costs are way too high and they’re embedded so well in existing systems that the “damage” AI will wreck on them could be minimal. |
| Thinking you’re smart enough to time the market is your first mistake |
| How many times is the war going to end this week? 🤑🤑 |
| So, all in tomorrow it is! |
| Where do they keep those funds while they wait? Assuming they’d want to avoid taxes on gains - what are some obvious ways to do that? |
| This is all I need to know to buy in |
| Okay 🙂 |
| Yah, ill probably throw a couple bucks around and see what happens |
| Much sounder advice than "if it’s good enough to screenshot…." This regards might actually listen to. |
| “Service me now” |
| TIL leaked internal accounting data and investor disclosures and visible movements of hardware and construction of data centers doesn't count as objective evidence. |
| Seriously. This is the product of a slow news day. |
| You know you’re extra gay if you play tennis |
| Meanwhile in the real world, it's hard to tell if Tesla's are driving like shit because the FSD is shit, because the person that buys a Tesla is a shit driver, or both. |
| Dudes got the triple XXX notification, imagine |
| I mean u can only help ppl if they wanna help themselves....lol |
| Find a way to raise more cash and double down on |
| I wish\n\nI’d be at $9M today off of MU |
| Depends how you define “win.” |
| I agree with you but ay the sub has done it before with stock 😂 |
| futures open in 7 hours means reports of imminent deal coming soon |
| In USA not sure how u can buy it without IPO , not sure if we have same flexibility here in Nordic countries!! |
| I think it helps the ozempic people, + gym bros |
| Do you think retail is testing new highs? Lmao if institutions pulled out this rally would end tomorrow \n\n$1B is quite literally a grain of sand in the stock market |
| Best player in the sector, not even close |
| My company announced that with the pricing switch by copilot they're not increasing our budget, so everyone gets $39 a month for AI usage. Going to be an interesting month |
| He inherited $3m a couple months ago, Lmao |
| It’s going to 2$ confirmed |
| i'm specifically talking about filling the gap. i'm not worried about my massive MSFT holdings i'm just curious if there is any legitimate liquidity behind hyperliquid |
| Only buy stuff that are “undervalued” by bubble metrics |
| They don’t even give you the option to press anything anymore |
| another week, another successful peace deal 🤝 |
| Rotate into inverse ETfs when the shit falls apart |
| Sounds kinda... Like another meeeeme stock! |
| $133 daily into VTI. Automatic payments |
| Everything will be solved in 2 weeks. |
| Maybe sell and buy shares of MU and hold forever! |
| You also said buying ibm was a bad idea and none of your takes are really good |
| The guy that ruins everything for Timmy's dad.\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/1ft1b7jqph4h1.jpeg?width=577&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=44c760b17791114b563cb59ad1230706817d3da2 |
| people were calling it a fad two years ago. I think at this point it would at least be a trend rather than a fad, even if the alleged "bubble" burst tomorrow. |
| Up 69% |
| Turn off brain and buy |
| "Investing"wtf are you a boomer with a pension? We gambling to eat next month |
| Don’t wait for corrections.\nPut money into index like VOO or QQQM if you can’t pick individual stocks yet.\n\n15% is not much.\n\nMost people would put the money in and not think about it especially if you are young.\n\nThe more time you waste on trying to time it or get lucky, the worst you will do long term.\n\nCuz the probability is against you.\nMore than 90% of the time the stock market is bull.\nAnd no one can really know when correction is coming.\n\nSo by waiting you are fighting against probability |
| You are questioning investors selling shares at the top to pay off current and long term debt? \n\nI say we rally into August/September where historically is a bear month. |
| sometimes i wonder if kevin o'leary's only goal is to say things that piss people off |
| Name some who has done that with more than few occasional incidents so we also get to know some. |
| ALWAYS ALWAYS inverse wsb |
| Buy low sell high. It’s a booming business. |
| Fuck, I'd help them burn the datacenters. Let's go Office Space on that shit. |
| Eat, sleep, play pc games and tennis sometimes |
| I agree but people who invest in Tesla are also investing for spaceX, robots, and Neurolink |
| IBM, HON, NBIS and SPCE (SpaceX) |
| They killed equinox. That was for upscale singles and gays. Lifetime is for stable families. |
| So you can shit next to your partner, of course Lmao\n\n(One is probably a bidet) |
| One LEAP at over $100 asking price |
| Honestly wouldn’t put it past this admin to sabotage BO and then award SpaceX a contract right before their IPO all in the name of pumping and dumping |
| It won’t drop.\n\nJune is software month.\n\nFriday was telling. Software stocks went up significantly on big volume. All of them were continuing to rally during after hours as well. \n\nBig tutes sold a lot of NVDA and googl Friday at close to rebalance for this purpose.\n\nNow with respect to your specific comment… sure, it could def fill the gap immediately on open, but we are going up unless the market starts to care about oil, midterms, and inflation/rising interest rates, which are legitimate headwinds (but haven’t shown signs of effecting the market yet) |
| might as well of bought shares at that point lol |
| What is a “Maintenance Call” , spam ? |
| What do you do for a living foo |
| GameStop is a shrinking company. That is bad. You can only cut costs so far. Anthropic has low revenue but they are growing explosively and the margins are likely good (rumor is they are already profitable) |
| I sold all of mine when it was at its peak. I took the massive profit and moved on. Not planning to come back unless it drops > 20-30%, which will likely happen in the next 6 months. |
| Calls on ARM. Tomorrow another 10% incoming |
| Press 7 if you would like to file a complaint |
| Huh? You can't hate someone if he's being upfront?\n\nImma fuck your mom/wife, you can't hate me since I'm being upfront about it.\n\nI despise them all equally, but what's currently very relevant and is going to fuck people up in the near future is this upcoming IPO. There's a reason for rules to be implemented in the first place, and they bent that just to get it listed right away. |
| bAmBoOzLeD |
| Is the problem that you saw that the numbers presented are fake?\n\nIf not, you didn't need the economics course as much as you needed a critical thinking course. |
| Sir, this is an IPO boom. \n\nAin’t nobody got time to wait for that |
| I have a theory that SIR_JACK_ALOT is pushing this from the race to ten million sub.\n\nReady to fight on this hill. You’ll believe when he comes out with a post where he made 5 M from it.\n |
| bigger.. US gov.. making them mandatory! |
| There is very little risk buying AMD at 150 PE, why would anyone sit in cash? |
| Check out $F, Ford! They’re making racks for batteries in data centers!\n\nBut agree with everyone here and TikTok, $SPCE the pre SpaceX IPO! |
| And literally every time one of these has gotten this much attention over the weekend it’s went parabolic. |
| On app, they spam so many because they have the lowest conversion rate of any platform - due to many reasons but primarily because they are desperately juicing click rates by actively making people misclick them. \n\nLiteral desperation moves. |
| 100% Beanie Babies. |
| It’s called profit taking. You know, something you do in a hot market to realize some gains…it’s something only smart people do. |
| I don’t really fuck with meme stocks, I have a chunk with Etrade so hoping to get allocated some SpaceX. \n\nThere really isn’t much happening to Virgin other than maybe some confusion. |
| The market is waiting for you to deploy so it can finally crash 25%. |
| Haha |
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| SPACE |
| Chase for boring shit and AIXI haha. Robinhood for options and foreign. |
| What’s the stock ticker?\n\nI’ve been desperately been trying to find stock tickers for PUSSY and Drug Cartels …. |
| Thats the plan! |
| "Here retirement accounts, hold these bags for me" |
| 🥭 said papa John’s is his favorite pizza and something about integrating AI.\n\nCalls!!!! |
| “I’m retarded and even I know better than everyone else” headass |
| What’s the SPCE thesis? |
| How do you use it as the backbone for any app? |
| VTV includes MGV stocks, why would you overlap? |
| I wish |
| You can’t chill on leverage. It backfires when there is a selloff |
| Then you need 100 shares of this dog shit company. |
| I've been following Intel since the 90s. R&D going up nominally doesn't mean there weren't cuts. There were several rounds of layoffs in R&D, several strategic mistakes were made (like the exit from the mobile market), capex on equipment and facilities didn't go up as much as originally planned (especially compared to the industry). You're looking at a chart after the fact. I'm talking about repeated quarterly reports where senior management announced cancelation of projects and layoffs in R&D. You don't see that in a bar chart.\n\nThey didn't stumble at all. Successive penny-pinching CEOs squandered a 3 year lead in manufacturing vs the industry and turned it into a 3 year lag between 2010 and 2019. 22nm was 6 months late. 14nm was about a year late (excluding the previous 6 month delay). Repeated layoffs in senior engineering positions to save costs led to the bottom falling off of 10nm. Ice Lake was supposed to come in 2015, but was pushed back 6-12 months every 6-12 months for 5 years. Cascade Lake and Cooper Lake were the penny pinches trying to salvage the situation at minimal cost.\n\nThe Intel you see today is the result of over $100B spent between 2020 and now, mainly Pat Gelsinger's plan to bring things back on track. He re-hired a lot of the old guard that were let go during the past decade to save costs. You don't see those $100B in an R&D chart alone. There was a ton of capex "catch-up" the company had to do. Just as an example, Intel had the very first (and for quite a while, only) R&D EUV machine outside of ASML. They run 2-4 weeks behind ASML's internal R&D for over 3 years, and when the first commercial machines started rolling out of ASML, Intel had bought practically all the supply for an entire year. This was back in 2024. By the time the first machines were installed in a fab, Intel had run something like 30k wafers through that R&D machine. This level of expenditure is what tanked the stock in the past few years, but enabled the company to roll out 4 nodes in 5 years (not counting 10nm), which is unheard of in the industry.\n\nThey didn't stumble at all. They shot themselves in the foot by diverting money that should have gone to R&D and capex into stock buy backs. |
| Do we leave the heat off in winter to cool our servers |
| Looking an Airbnb that has two toilets side by side. Why? |
| SpaceXxon |
| they already did an AI initiative and spiked its price last year. |
| So if you're not happy with the current valuations of QQQ, what are you supposed to do? \n\nJust buy anyway?\n\n(Genuine question) |
| Yeah. You should sell and take the win. If you're going to hold, then protect your gains by buying PUTs. At this point, I think there's a greater downside risk than upside potential. That's my 2 cents at least. |
| You guys have ads on reddit? |
| Summer sun making me crazy. Weed, headphones, ebike to Astoria for brunch w the queers. |
| I mean before the doomer shit it had turned into the *Penthouse Forum* of investing so I can't really decide which is worse |
| I love swimming and it helps a lot, i just haven't had much access to anything in the past. I can go to the river now and swim against the current, I'm going to get my ass whooped. |
| Deal me orange Daddy OwO |
| I'm just saying just like they made arbitrary instruments like calls and puts to back into money, they made arbitrary tax instruments to back into not paying taxes |
| The show is ironically based off a show from Israel with the same name\n\nI heard they used a pot of greed card |
| Congrats, you discovered how the stock market works |
| Find the undervalued/oversold plays. My port is SaaSy AF. |
| There are sectors currently trading at depressed multiples and 52-week lows.\n\n\nE.g. Saaspocalypse fears which have been overblown.\n\n\nAccumulate. |
| I’m at $1.44m going into Monday. Let’s see where it’s at end of day 😎 |
| https://preview.redd.it/wsog2lqvoh4h1.jpeg?width=350&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d851c9219371d18dec3eaa23640756abd4185e9d |
| What’s a fed put? Asking for a friend |
| Let them. Inverse it and buy calls and enjoy more of a run up lol |
| What if we were about to experience a period of hyperinflation? Continues printing at hardcore levels? All these equities would also start to experience hyperinflation too right? I dunno i heard the reverse crash theory and it looks like it may have already started… if walsh cuts rates then there you go. If he raises rates which he should do then this whole situation was engineered to rug pull the population of America… that would be the end of confidence in America |
| UK stocks are gaining right now, quite a few US investment houses are moving a portion of investments to the UK as it’s performing well and insulated from the orange one and AI hype |
| I don’t think so. $400 by Friday. |
| Why are you so emotional about it if you don’t like it don’t trade it |
| This is very true. Also businesses don't eat food, and they're the ones using the most tokens. I pay more for my subscription a month than my personal food... |
| Pretty new here. Got lucky on a few AI infra + quantum plays lately. Hard to tell who’s actually legit vs just posting screenshots after the move already happened.\n\nAny accounts/people you’ve seen consistently call trades early that actually printed? |
| If you're American they're not legal for you anyway |
| Inverse etfs. |
| So its basically the western version of Lookism? |
| This is not the sub to get financial advice. In fact, does any sub on Reddit seem like a good place to ego get financial advice? |
| A whole billion? |
| Who's cashing out ?\n\nNames?\nHedgefunds?\n\nOr is this more fake news to scare the retailer |
| muu and astx and chill |
| Why pay for a pussy when you can get it for free |
| Yes. Next question. |
| Yeah, I saw that. 😎😎 |
| My man |
| Are you an institutional investor who has billions of dollars? If you are not, your money will not move the stock. |
| A tweet will be arriving between 6pm ET today and 8:30am ET tomorrow saying the Deal looks promising and under consideration. |
| That would be funny if it ran up and stayed up haha. |
| I didn't. I just know tech market is exploding. DELL had earnings and probably would go up. That's it. |
| Everyone is afraid of the liquidity going into SpaceX from index funds. No one talks about all that liquidity that has been tied up in SpaceX finally being able to find a new home. I’m sure the groups who bought at much lower valuations will be thrilled to diversify out. |
| These corporate retards at many different businesses who setup ai customer service experiences need to be fired. The AI should be ready and willing to assist and listen to your issue not giving you 3 preset options and wasting 10 minutes of your time if it can’t fix anything but those options while denying you a human. This is why AI will never take off it’s nothing more than a useless glorified time wasting answering machine the way they’ve been using it. |
| All in on Space X (SPCE) 🔥 |
| I'm so confused and scared\n\nThis must be how bears feel all the time |
| I’m not talking about NVDA |
| qqqm |
| all i wanna know is my muu gonna save my retirement tomorrow |
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| Indeed I have shrewdly noticed this as well, stocks down = investors sad |
| Thoughts on SPCE? |
| Is retard speaking today? |
| It's like the saying goes...what goes up, must.... keep going up forever fuck you bers |
| Fuck no |
| The fact that this retarded post got this many upvotes might be the sign that wsb is officially dead |
| Maam, this is a tendys |
| np. the gains are real tho. im up 150% on 5c 7/17 i bought on wednesday. now how to time it before getting rugged |
| Bears literally have no arguments left if they post bullshit news like this 😂 |
| hyperliquid is showing msft up 3% already. does this even mean anything, or does it just drop 15 pts in a minute when real overnight trading starts |
| Im excited about my mstu position now .lol |
| https://preview.redd.it/pg0tdb7hoh4h1.png?width=399&format=png&auto=webp&s=46b1dfc5aff3ce02ec0d7e2b4196c53080470ce2\n\n |
| “Something something time in the market, don’t be a pussy.”\n\n\- Barbara from Shark Tank |
| 68% of that increase from users mistakenly clicking on ads with 0% conversion. |
| *Showerthought*\n"Has anyone done a Bob Ross-style painting of Bob Ross painting a Bob Ross painting?" |
| I would do some research on this. I saw the same thing on X and it was community noted that only a handful of people have been selected for a pilot program in a certain country. It's not as sensationalized as the headline would lead you to believe |
| I’ve never seen an episode of Euphoria but from what I’ve read online, the entire show went from random high school drama to pimp vs mafia |
| Im buying software stocks |
| I just said I’m going to get back into nvda this week |
| We outchea |
| I’m a bull but when do we dump SPCE calls and buy pooots? |
| His name is Rocky. The poor guys planet was dying. |
| yah my real money lives in a lame brokerage that sucks at filling orders. RH is my impulse broker so in other words where i go to lose money or occasionally score a ridiculous win . |
| This is what I like to call… unsustainable \n\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/05uj4bjboh4h1.jpeg?width=1320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=58a4880b6b95532f77b11d1ca4346c83b4e5a9ab |
| Why are so many people claiming the top is in? |
| isn't there a board that has the final say? something about mstr checking all the boxes but they just voted now on the joining anyway lol\n\nlike with the us government the markets are openly rigged now. what is even the point. |
| Just keep buying then and you'll see it is true or not. |
| I do know Zuck sold just before the 2025 April crash. Like in February/early March. So there might be some merit to this |
| Your premise rests on the assumption that AI can't possibly be an over hyped fad, which is unproven. |
| I think it's fair to say that: it's a tool, not human replacement. When used properly: it's better than any human without it. That's what a tool is for.\n\nBut I also think the majority of people aren't approaching it from that mindset, and especially not the AI companies. |
| When the market is red everyone will cry |
| 🤣🤣🤣🤣 |
| Fried mozzarella and marinara sauce |
| Limu is that you? |
| It’s been great, thanks 🙏 |
| What if this is the last bull run for the next decade, and we just grind lower until 2036 |
| I like companies with big paywalled data. Data-owners are going to be a secondary shovel-selling market because AI is going to be hungry for fresh learning data once it’s starts getting continually re-fed with the crap it created the year prior.\n\nI went big on RELX.\n |
| Every day with the doom and gloom but especially on Sundays. |
| Just pay your taxes |
| Its a metric for ants |
| Buying IBM shares at m00rkit open just like the boomers did |
| This is exactly the truth. I’ve cut so many winners early and saved many giant falls by selling. It’s impossible to predict but if it falls you feel like a genius. |
| Been seeing post like this for the last 10 years. Still waiting for the rally to end. Something something markets will remain irrational longer than you can stay solvent.. something |
| I haven't read such total nonsense in a long time. I'm in. |
| His calls are for July |
| That’s not true |
| Yeah. I missed out on April. I thought it was a fake 🥺 |
| No mention of which shares are being sold either, or who that one multi-billionare is that sold 1% of his stash. |
| SPCE is the only play at the moment |
| I do that for jerseys sometimes if someone posts a rare one I’ve been looking for. Sometimes the demand is there, sometimes it isn’t. Sometimes no one wants to sell what you want but it’s very realistic that you’re one of the only people who wants a specific item. \n\nTacr: never hurts to ask |
| Well yeah, it's not a perfect 1:1. Whoever survives will still almost certainly be worth many multiples of what they are now. For closer comparison to that aspect, look at public at the time companies like Microsoft or Apple. |
| have they told you what these tools will do? i bought adbe at 330 and need some life fuel |
| Is PLTR next to pump? It’s the only one that trump specifically mentioned that hasn’t ran yet |
| I think you mean obsolete.\n\nFigma can switch to a usage based model and to an extent have already shown them capitalizing on AI credit margins. I view this as a positive opportunistic development on their part.\n\nIf more users use the tool because the tool becomes the nexus, it doesn’t matter how you view pricing it, it’s going to make money. |
| But... my calls are for july? 🙁 |
| same girl just on ozempic |
| Long dated puts on a stock with 69% revenue growth. You belong here |
| SPCE bots please upvote my comment |
| OH LAWD HE STUCK IN THE BACKROOMS!!! |
| > AI isn't useful for anything but the simplest shit like document scanning.\n\nIt was mostly garbage at any serious task 5 years ago. 10 years ago if you told me what it can do with code, or natural language generation (including translation!) I would have put it in the realm of science fiction. If your argument is that it won’t get any better at any new tasks that’s fine, but it seems unlikely to me that we’re at the current apex of AI improvements. |
| It’s boring but I’ve been selling my chip winnings and buying total market funds and non-us funds to hedge.\n\nSeems risky to be too heavily invested in US equities. \n |
| "have" is relative. The Poor and the Rich ain't paying taxes |
| They are sideling for space x ipo |
| Full ported into spacex |
| I swear that the mute button on ads is now the “please open a full page ad with a hidden X” button. |
| Was more March |
| McDonald hot cakes, bacon, two hash browns and a medium mango smoothie. |
| I’ve followed Curry’s IG and YouTube channels for a couple years. He’s a pretty good director. It will be pretty cool to see what he does next. |
| Doesn’t it reduce it to 6 months from 12? |
| It went from $3 to $6 in a week. Was at like $1200 5 years ago. People need to stop acting like this is some mastermind ponzi scheme. All sorts of stocks pump |
| Get clapped bruh |
| For? Nvidia? Span? Duracell? |
| Movie too happy for them |
| Just invest more each year ya dig (assuming you keep making money) |
| Bro I was like what lmao. 1 billion off in weeks? Absolute nothing burger |
| Sell Mortimer, SELL! |
| I am all in on beanie babies, enron, and anything .com\n\n\nYoure a fool if you don't 2nd mortgage the house on these investments |
| yep less than 100 shareholders/friends and family |
| just stopped by and y'all sound crazy this morning. like more than average |
| the focusing lens is automatically adjusted. the collimation is calibrated prior to launch |
| > I really wish I hadn't missed this.\n\n> My point was about others pushing their contracts that bought for 0.6 - .50 that are now worth over 2.77 - 3.08. \n\nActually, your point was that you wished you didn’t miss it, not that you’re annoyed at people trying to push an option they got for cheap and is now expensive. Smells like FOMO.\n\nIronic how you want to call me out for using a lot of words for not understanding the point, when you used extremely little words to not make the actual point you intended to make. \n\nAnyway, sure, I’ll gtfo. Good luck and have fun watching me and everyone else make money on this regarded ass stock because you don’t understand how to. |
| How tf you guys buying during the weekend? |
| But in turn for letting them put one there, you get discount electricity in high speed internet. It doesn't say what the discount is though, and it's only going into new construction homes. |
| I’m going to jump back in this week |
| Reddit changed the ui to increase chance of misclicking an ad. Not even a joke lmao. \n\nAnd this is the stock some of you are holding - trying to juice revs by tricking users and making it less usable. \n\nHoly shit long dated puts on this fucker. |
| Im leveraged to the tits so it's gonna dump on Monday |
| lol what? |
| Gotta just take out a loan and go full port on a niche stock not many have heard about called SPCE, it's valued at 2 trillion when it's not even hit 1B market cap!!! |
| well that’s a very aggressive hedge - like a 100B? put on the market with not much of a risk of the call be called away… |
| First rule of wsb\n Dont talk about it |
| But it keeps dipping because institutional investors have already moved on to something else. Only bag holders remain. |
| You wouldn't download a datacenter |
| You just didn’t hear the whole line.\n\nJust the tip, **then the whole thing.** |
| Seems like they are adding protein to every thing now. I have seen milk with added protein and the coffee shops are now adding it to the coffee if you want. Why. is this the new trend thats all the rage now.? |
| I love Teslerrrrr |
| They provide the hardware and pay rent for having it at your location. |
| Microsoft launch vibes |
| You should probably service your holdings now... It's in the name |
| I guess this is the only valid answer. |
| Some stocks seem expensive BUT NOT ALL. HD and FNMA are screaming buys at these levels. |
| We will see after tonight’s announcement |
| I'd like to see some objective evidence they are profitable on inference, not just claims by executives. Their entire business model is unsustainable.\n\n"just 50 billion more dollars and we'll reach AGI, trust me bro!!" |
| That ship has sailed friend |
| Pullback in April? |
| This is not the 90s bro |
| I've used mythos. I'm a professional software engineer at a company with no max token spend on our anthropic account, most of us are lazy bastards that go all-opus-all-day instead of actually thinking about what model we use when. I've experienced Opus in all its iterations, including mythos.\n\nIt's not an order of magnitude better than 4.6, or a number of competing models. It's an iterative improvement over what existed before mythos. Anthropic is a company that desperately needs to get its investors money back trying to hype itself up for IPO.\n\nI self-host some models and play around with other providers as well - you can do the bulk of what you want to with LLMs using other models that cost a fraction of opus. GLM 5.1 is less than 1/5th the price with my provider, yet matches opus on most tasks. Qwen Coder Next running on a strix halo chip I personally own can easily handle ~70-80% of software tasks I do. |
| We don't even know if OP likes to put stuff in his butt tho |
| Why the Elon hate? At least he is upfront that he is an asshole. Zuckerberg lobbies for energy conservation from his 390 foot yacht. |
| SpaceX/Gallactic Holdings in still in what brokers call “virgin trading stage” so if you really think space x is worth more than 300 million then sure, grab as much SPCE as you can. Or something. |
| I think you’re just wrong. As long as the price they’re selling the tokens exceeds the electricity and amortized chip/data center cost, it’s profitable. And computer chips running some matrix multiplication is very very cheap. |
| Memes aside people would have serious health problems going to Mars.\n\nGetting a rocket there is the easy part. |
| Oh sweet! Thanks for sharing |
| I sold my wife's pussy |
| I watched it. It is unbelievably boring. But to each their own. |
| I have 5 personally |
| which books would u recommend everyone should read? |
| Trimming over extended names 100% from their 200 day moving average makes sense. Putting that money to make over beaten stocks like ADBE NOW makes sense too. You’ll see both happening. |
| Zzzzzz |
| O god, not this garbage company again. |
| 🤣🤣🤣🤣 |
| Eth went to $5k last August this guy just didn’t sell. |
| more predictable returns |
| Source? |
| Are other bots also upvoting the SPCE bots? |
| isn’t there only certain limit for this |
| All the hype started on the weekend. We should easily open above $7-8 on Monday |
| Fake. No leather jacket. |
| that many rockets feels like a countdown or something |
| The matrix really was a warning huh. And some moron watched it and thought “WOW HOW COOL WOULD IT BE IF PEOPLE WERE USED AS BATTERIES TO POWER MY CP PRODUCING CHATBOT” |
| Wait, so I can fail..and succeed?!? |
| They put out a letter saying june 8th. https://www.schwab.com/learn/story/schwab-changes-rules-around-day-trading |
| Spoken like a person who has never seen the movie. I watched it and thought it was so good I brought my family to watch and watched it again. It was good the second time too, but mainly because I got to see their reactions. |
| Fucking duh everyone knows that. Are you the fun police or what? |
| seriously fuck all the data centers around here. Loudoun is cooked |
| I LOVE TESLER!!! |
| Have you tried swimming? Thanks to the Eureka guy we know it's practically the same. |
| Selling covered call LEAPS and betting against TSLA tech bros. Getting roughly 12% pretax. Throwing into precious metals for security for the next few years, just don’t see how this doesn’t end with currency inflation and a repricing of hard assets over the next 2-5 years. |
| I mean he's doing the 2 dick stroke move we've seen before |
| Make money then go to bars and buy chicks drinks |
| people actually use other brokers than robinhood? lmao |
| Haven’t hit a ceiling on demand yet… I think they continue to grow |
| It’s a shit stock you numpty |
| Would be a hell of a lot more profitable than their theaters. |
| Can't wait for random AI-enabled apps to just use everyone's hardware for their botnet. |
| All in on space explosions |
| P |
| Plot twist: we’re getting closer to understanding our purpose,we’re all just decentralised data centers of the universe. |
| I bought calls and options at $2-3 and I have no intention of selling. But I’ve been through massive ups and downs so I’m not the average trader. |
| It took Walmart 26 years to make $20 Billion in revenue \nAnthropocene is 5 years old |
| Everything with calls. |
| robinhood prediction markets have been so slow and glitchy for me lately |
| SPCE. Don't ask any questions |
| Hey /u/Mavory7 - I am a bot from /r/wallstreetbets. You submitted one or more banned tickers: GME.\n\n We don't allow discussion of low market cap (less than 500mm) tickers to prevent pump & dump spam and scammers. |
| It took this much for me to realize the market will just keep on going up until it doesn’t |
| stop trying to time the market |
| Beyond Meat, AMC, GameStop, SPCE, |
| If I own rental properties im putting one on every property and still charging a flat utility fee to renters every month |
| For sure but if you have a ton of buying power its a much lower risk play. Making 80% on an option is still great |
| FYI, brokers aren’t required to adopt the PDT rule change right away. Just bc the new law takes effect on the 4th, doesn’t mean you’ll have unlimited trades by then. \n\nI reached out to Schwab, and they said they didn’t even have a rollout plan finalized yet |
| be greedy when others are also being greedy |
| $285k bruh oh my lord sell that |
| Usually I buy at high and sell at low but I think I know what I’m doing. If I throw shit at the wall it sometimes sticks. |
| The UX team in my company are downsized. Many companies doing the same. Downsizing and not hiring Devs and UX. \n\nThe seat based model will be redundant soon |
| Scam never ends |
| Who is really more wealthy, the guy with an income of 200k per year and 50k in the bank; or the guy with 50 bucks in the bank, no income, no assets, but a credit line based on their reputation of forty million dollars?\n\nSee, that's the thing. Walmart's valuation has to come from revenue because their business model hasn't got tremendous future potential.\n\nAnthropic's business model is entirely based on the future, but anyone who isn't dead can see that that future entails tremendous upside potential. \n\nGoogle and Amazon were not profitable for decades, today they rule the world. But judging from the comments, most people here would have preferred to invest in Target and Barnes and Nobles back then, as those were more profitable companies.\n\nThat's not to say it isn't a bubble. This is precisely why bubbles occur, because when the potential of a new business based on new technology is unknown, investment inherently becomes speculative. |
| Regarded is the way |
| just buy more |
| Not worth sitting on cash. Anything AI or space related is printing right now. Not worth touching anything else. |
| [we gonna find out](https://media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExY3M4dzVheW54N2piM3poNTZ4cjdpN2x1YWNuZW4yZ21yaTNxN2psbyZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/k3CEWZju4vkkBJkDxi/giphy.gif) |
| 625 a month into my Roth IRA. VTI, VXUS 70/30 |
| burger 🍔??\n\ncalls on $WEN it is\n |
| https://preview.redd.it/qmlsv2tymh4h1.jpeg?width=1129&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d28af581b4e1272b0d667c472bd57b2a3e6d4c4b |
| Microsoft stock has risen by about 4000% since 1995 when they danced\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/5feuigvxmh4h1.jpeg?width=1041&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1a68f012bee2985a951a3ecb0bea125561f16b62 |
| Why would anyone (bag)hold TSLA stock, if they didn't want Musk to direct the company??? It's a cult stock - the stock price makes no rational sense for an unbiased investor. |
| voo |
| Literally anything else except better software architecture. Believe it or not, calls. |
| Shit like that already existed 10 years ago... I remember reading about a company installing servers doubling as heating systems inside private homes. The obvious problem with an idea like that is how exactly do you control your own heating/cooling? Does the server only start when you need to heat up your home, or do you have to somehow live with a system you have less control over? \n\n\nThere's gotta be a reason this never took off |
| https://finance.yahoo.com/news/spacex-investor-powerlaw-debuts-nasdaq-164325368.html |
| Almost x2 now zamn |
| Wendy’s |
| Current? I feel like it's been a thing since people realized they can execute kings. |
| > lose money on every AI interaction\n\nThis is not true, and it has never been true. OpenAI and Anthropic are both earning $1.40-$1.80 for every $1 they spend on inference. \n\nThey are losing money now because they are building out capacity and training new models. \n\nThe speculation is that eventually they will have enough capacity and hit diminishing returns on model training, then those expenditures will stop and they'll be bringing 40-80% margins. |
| Luckily I was regarded enough to start investing in FCX in 2018 because I thought EV's would trigger a supply demand. |
| Forget about dbz, one piece cards are pumping through the roof. All of those sneaker heads are scalping cards |
| Spce |
| To the SPCE |
| [r/TrumpsT](r/TrumpsTades)[r](r/TrumpsTades)[ades](r/TrumpsTades) |
| Check out Powerlaw pwrl |
| This can't be serious. Or legal. |
| just hold for another 9 years and you might finally break even on the gas fees |
| I lead design at a startup. My design team has been building prototypes and even pushing real code with PRs using Claude. \n\nAt the same time, we still need Figma for larger features and even the smaller ones we already built. We need a source of truth for our team to align and build from. \n\nRight now there isn’t a great way to prototype with real code and get this out of Figma but I think it could come quite easily. \n\nAt the end of the day, we’re using Figma Less and less but it’s still a necessity for our team. That speaks to its real value - not just as a tool for design, but for organizational alignment. |
| SPCE 🚀 🪐 🌎 🌒 |
| Can I stick my stoinks in the hyperbolic time chamber for extra gains? |
| How cooked are my NVDA 220c 06/12 ? Friday drop on close is making me paper hand |
| NVIDIA-ORACLE-OPENAI probably going to announce a deal with SPCE on monday. You heard it here first. |
| DCA SPYL monthly. |
| Couple hundred bucks to spend on 0DTEs? Sign me up! |
| Yes. \n\nThanks Ronald Reagan may you rest in piss |
| Isn't that's what Corsair trying to do |
| I heard AMC is gonna launch a data center business soon |
| You pay those? You just have to start an S Corp name random friends and family as shareholders and they'll split your taxes with you...it's just an add on for what they owe |
| https://preview.redd.it/mgw7qy9kmh4h1.jpeg?width=1320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=72b21231118e18642b93c7d8a1c6a98ebd3e9787\n\n \nGoing long and taking profits during highs while reinvesting during lows |
| noticed you said spcship liek it’s a sinking ship lol |
| 70% SPCE tomorrow 100% |
| Just keep fucking buying dumbasses |
| He has a Jensen like jacket ! |
| I just saved some money by switching my car insurance companies |
| If this can actually ruined elon's ipo, then let's fucking go bro! |
| You are a respected member of the so-called "cash gang". It's a small club and you are in it! Congrats |
| It's all about the data centers we made along the way |
| What about health? |
| Tesla puts |
| Isn’t that just a rumour? |
| Fun fact: the sky is actually transparent, it just looks blue because it has low testosterone which causes it to feel depressed. |
| Thats what you are but what am I? |
| Now we have leather jacket and sunglasses |
| This is the way |
| Tesla opening -2% and gapping down to $400 |
| Me 2 |
| Are they already prototype space data center? |
| https://preview.redd.it/okk5548hmh4h1.jpeg?width=1320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3bdae6bf935251acbb423b589736088e0bf79ce6 |
| Yeah I like that |
| Sold my neighbours cat so I can buy a few shares |
| https://preview.redd.it/wlz5h95gmh4h1.png?width=542&format=png&auto=webp&s=01c5491d4f89dc8c4fbb6db83ef4b2732459504a\n\nmatrix for real |
| Trade in Roth. |
| capping your upside |
| This is the way |
| its like elon, dax sheppard and richard branson made a baby |
| What we buying tomorrow fools |
| Bro that is not irrational at all, that is literally the most PE-brained play imaginable 😂 \n\nThey see a captive whale audience, fake scarcity, and zero regulation and their eyes start glowing. Only thing stopping it is a few execs still caring about “brand integrity” but once those guys retire it is open season on cardboard. |
| Damn great hair, calls it is |
| https://preview.redd.it/6cimv5aemh4h1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3522c4f2234e09515f789c04e03b5c275cc199f9 |
| Had to look that up. I guess you are implying that because I am pro AI I thought nfts were a good idea.\n\nWell that would be a stupid and wrong assumption. |
| Damn, always late to the party |
| https://preview.redd.it/lpesji8dmh4h1.jpeg?width=1408&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=28bd0b6a884c710838c56cf1eca70491eac546e0 |
| I wonder if this is like the Base battery installs where you're on the hook for any damages to the unit. I was really looking at one but there'd always that $30k sword of Damacleas hanging over your head for if some crazy thing happened to it. |
| I ain’t asking for the world here. All I need is an 8 ball and 2 million dollars. |
| Yeah, do that and watch your electricity bills go up significantly. I’m paying almost 50% more on my electric bill with the same usage as last year here in Loudoun County. (For context, more than 10% of all data centers are located in this single county). They’re going to socialize the costs and privatize the profits. Sadly, some idiots would still install it if the money is good. Imagine putting an ugly thing on your property that increases your electric bills and constantly hums. Forget everything I said, calls it is |
| Tonight and or tomorrow we are going to get Trump beating the war drums again and then we will get a taco Tuesday, practically guaranteed |
| Seems like Walmart is undervalued, better get in now |
| Cool so tell me exactly what range of cash flow you expect in year 3 and tell me you got that number. |
| ROI! |
| I just follow the trend. We had that pullback in April and I loaded up. There’s a lot more money than mine in the markets so I’m not looking to be a genius, just profitable. |
| Omg quit your job you have to pay taxes when you get a paycheck |
| long SPCE, sell, then fly to Amsterdam. |
| Yes and it's, why do people slow to 3mph to make a right hand turn |
| If you can snag a contract for less than 50% of the shares’ actual value, then you still have a solid amount of room for upside. \n\nIf not, just buy shares. \n\nThat’s my point. \n\nPeople think it’s too late but we still have two weeks until IPO. Sure, you may have missed out on the generational gains that those with 0.06 contracts got, but that doesn’t mean you missed out on everything. \n\nLike I said, with the amount of volatility and hype this is getting, it’s easy to make money if you’re not being regarded about it. \n\nBuy a few contracts, wait for the inevitable WSB volume driven hype pump, recover your capital, and ride the rest. \n\nIt’s very easy to make money off this stock right now. You’d have to be a true regard to lose money on this. Or extremely greedy. |
| Obviously |
| everyone so rich |
| SpaceX 10c 6/18\n\nI have no other plays so godspeed |
| A joke post? Mam, this is a serious forum, take your Pikachu cards somewhere else. |
| I assure you it will go back once he sells a couple thousand tickets. The rich will absolutely love going to space. |
| Idk about dragon ball but pokemon is very liquid if you are willing to take 15-20% below the recent sales on TCG player. That’s where the gains can look a bit inflated. You buy something and pay tax/shipping. Sell it, pay shipping again and accept a price 15% below market\n\nYou can do very well in the space even with all these fees and some can be avoided. |
| Tax dodger alert |
| OP sold? |
| OP is worries his investment might crash by 0.001% |
| home compute as passive income is a pretty wild idea |
| When can they plug me into the matrix? |
| Lmao yoinkkkk taking this |
| A fucking movie is $20 to rent now for streaming?\n\nWhat the fuck! |
| bitcoin\n\n**ethereum**\n\n# cryptocurrency |
| What. Not SPCE. Everything is up |
| All he needs is an 8 ball and a couple million dollars |
| You guys are so dramatic about taxes |
| Seems like a good dude overall. Even when asked about paying taxes, he said he loves this country and doesn't mind paying taxes. Also criticized other tech execs for leaving California. |
| Yeah |
| Guys how to get laid? |
| Oddly enough, Simpsons did it.\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/kolwqfw0mh4h1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f777100872ec05e641375788bc4cdf410e92714e |
| You think Monday is gonna be a green day this week? It seems the beginning of the week (Monday, Tuesday, sometimes Wednesday) has been flat to red the last little while |
| Maybe, maybe not. Maybe fuck yourself. |
| Full port |
| Somewhere along the way Pokemon cards surpassed ASTS as my largest holding.\n\nI’m either a genius or i have a future tenure track at a Wendy’s cleaning grease off the oven vent.\n\nPray for me, fellow regards 🙏🏻 |
| Poor after paying for taxes |
| Tagged for watchlist. |
| lol get rekt 🌈 ber |
| 1bilion is pennies compared to total stock market valuation |
| Mining is back!! |
| What was it. |
| I can’t even comfortably walk around in shorts without people looking with the kind of meat I’m packing 😔😔 |
| I don't even believe in crypto as an asset but if you're gunna buy one why would you not buy bitcoin |
| Yes, we need to contact Russel’s as they are the ones changing the rules. They got paid by musk and company to bend the rules and scam passive investors. |
| This guy has never seen the poster boy of Ethereum do a dance... |
| AI sloppppo |
| 😂😂😂 |
| But can he jump over a chair though? |
| so is everyone here rich 🤑 or anyone poor |
| This is the worst possible sub to argue against greed. |
| Level Dong |
| SpaceX/Gallactic holdings in in what brokers call Virgin stage right now … |
| Bmnr has been killing me… exponentially worse too bc the equity market has been on historic bullrun |
| 🤡 |
| Damn it, back to Google… lol |
| yeah, but title say "SPaCEx IPO". How is virgin galactic related to SpaceX IPO? |
| This is stupid. Greedy farmers is why we have the abundance of food produced in the world right now. Do you prefer Bolshevik Russia where farmers don’t care to produce more and people are starving and catching rats for sustenance? |
| Watched Obsession yesterday, its surprisingly good for a movie with such a tiny budget\n\nThere are gems here and there |
| Agreed |
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| $1B lmao |
| Upvotes just to let the sad little regard have his day with his over 9000 meme. |
| Sounds like you are a pussy. If I were you, I would stop being a pussy. Unless you like losing, in which case keep doing you! |
| In few years when AI takes everyones jobs the environment activists will go door to door asking if you are hiding data centers under your floor boards. Then drag them out, tie you up and let you watch as they burn all. |
| Huang, Elon musk, and Donald trump need to start a dance club. |
FIG is a better long than people give it credit for, but I wouldn't frame it as "AI replaces design software." The product is the handoff layer between PM/design/dev, and if MCP/Cursor-style workflows keep getting baked in, AI can make Figma stickier instead of obsolete.\n\nI'd rather own shares or longer-dated calls than chase short weeklies after an IPO puke. The bear case I'd watch is saturation/seat growth, not some kid saying Claude can make a landing page.\n\n Cats of Wall Street Stock market picks for entertainment. Discover weekly picks and daily market news. catsofws.com |
| When are y you being fooled? Goal is either time it perfect or don’t allow to be fooled. Which do you think you have control over 🤔 |
| Selling options mostly these days |
| They are in discussions. |
| It's a mix of Uma Thurman and John Travoltas dance from pulp fiction. |
| I think the entre stock market from day one was a sentimental purchase. You see tesla vs Toyota. And sincerely in the greater scheme of things would you want to buy something that is already matured or something that can probably still grow? What is Walmart gonna do? Buy Lidl Europe? |
| my man ✊ |
| What happens when it’s hot? Just die? |
| Right? It's not like he personally makes every GPU. Hell, nvidia doesn't even manufacture chips. They can afford to have a dance party. |
| Moving cards is a lot of menial work. Manipulating the stock market is free money |
| Hahahah I made enough money with Micron and the whole thesis about why you should invest in SPCE doesn’t make sense, give it 1 month\n\n\n!remindme 1 month |
| Hasn't moved much on my screen. Slow day |
| And Nvidia was forced to invest in Intel |
| Likely only for the few lucky ones with fiber internet connectivity. A server "walled off" behind a 20Mbps ADSL/mobile connection is just wasted hardware. |
| They are just taking gains and diversifying dumb dumb. If you had 2B and made 1B over the last few years you’ll probably sell a few 100M off the table |
| I figure eventually it'll just be every device, like nodes for a blockchain |
| \> these companies aren’t stupid \n\nSay you’ve never worked in corporate America without saying you’ve never worked in corporate America.\n\nHell, it’s worse with these Silicon Valley types. I met a YC Partner at a charity gala in Denver a few months back and the guy was genuinely dumb as bricks. |
| Thats fair. Maybe ill take a look at some of them. Thanks friend |
| I’ve been seeing bearish posts since SPX 4000 and look what happened. Stocks only go up. |
| New product announcement tomorrow.\n\nShare holder dividend date on Wednesday.\n\nHomecooked data centers.\n\nCalls all the way. |
| Topping signal. |
| Funny how everybody knows what this is referring to. I was holding 3 call options from back in December. Sold one at 20% above cost of 3 on Friday. Everything else is just amusement. |
| https://preview.redd.it/zpsa6i6clh4h1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b7b0e57472dade003e5715e714a88d56454bc446\n\n \nI hope so, late to the party but i hope this will rock soon |
| love jews, fuck israel |
| my chauffuer keeps complaining about the price of gas |
| Is that Zac Oyama |
| Everybody knows it's a bubble, the thing is timing when its gonna pop... And u know:\n"Time in the market beats timing the market" and "the market can stay irrational far longer than you can stay solvent" thingy |
| Nah it's too upbeat for bears who are as doom and gloom as their portfolio |
| They’re actually selling like crazy.\n\nIn fact, when I posted my collection on the Collectr app. Someone actually DMed me asking to buy my most expensive card.\n\nAnd I didn’t even say I was selling. They’re in extremely high demand. |
| 104 trades in a week here... 40%pnl |
| This is the way. |
| honestly the only sector is decently valued right now is Saas, if you think AI wont kill saas then its a good bet. |
| Thanks for clarifying. I was geninuely confused about it. I dont really pay attention to this subredditt |
| It’s poop again! |
| Only billions? That's nothing to them. They probably just want a new yatch or some escorts and blow. Or all of the above |
| A billion? I’m sure they added 250bn in collective network last week. |
| Tweakers may just save civilization |
| **ur |
| They warned us with Terminator and Even went into detail with the Matrix but our fear of a Fiery Vixxen named Wendy led us to the Boozom of a leather jacket clad overlord who runs a business that's name terribly translates to "end life day" in spanish. |
| how it ist possible so many retards making money right now? |
| Guys guys don’t buy a big screen tv. You can’t see the big picture. |
| AI couldnt do this |
| Didn't get the memo |
| You need a lot less massive data centers if they're just coordinating though. |
| i embrace a small pp everyday |
| Someone is gonna make a stack when they short Anthropic |
| The stock would probably go up if he stopped doing shit like this. |
| This Summer of IPOs will usher what I think will be the Mexican Standoff phase of the Market.\n\n\nCerberus already gave the signal about how bad it could get.\n\n\n\nCan Big Money convince fellow Big Money to hold the Market up through these IPOs and keep sucking in desperate Retail Exit Liquidity? \n\n\nWho's the first to take Retail Exit Liquidity and run but miss out on maybe getting a little more?\n\n\nWho will be seen as the genius (lotto winner) who sold just at the peak?\n\n\nAnd who has to sell at a loss and then pretend to be fellow victims of the little guy losing their employer health coverage as a consequence of C-Suite Shennanigans?\n\n\nTLDR: Welcome to the 1st Annual Hunger Games starting Fall 2026. Be there. It'll be wild. |
| Protein water was the last straw for me |
| As much as the show was coming to an end and wrapped itself up, another season of Silicon Valley could easily write itself with all the players in AI now |
| Tesla is the most comically overpriced stock at that scale in history. It could 10x demand and still be overvalued. Musk keeping it famous is WAY more valuable than anything else. |
| Monday pump confirmed |
| margined on spce\n\n |
| Honestly, he still comes off as a pathetic scared child every time he speaks. He does have an incredibly anxious face as his eyes dart around seeking approval after every dumbass shit he says. Bro caught a light obsession with proclaiming that he "isn't a loser" which is totally not something a loser would have to say.\n\nIf this guy is your definition of a party I think I'll stay home. |
| That’s Teenjus! |
| I’m up over 2000%\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/32pdvcixlh4h1.jpeg?width=1456&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a4d2fd7c89dc253acde8c9aa8c40777267403f46 |
| When to sell ServiceNow? |
| I AM A \n\nREGARD\n\nIN A BOX 📦 |
| Probably a good idea to differentiate the different indexes and ETFs ticker so that people here can understand better and not be confused like I am. \n \nFTSE Russel (related ETFs like VWRA/VWRP); NASDAQ-100 (QQQ) and State Street SP500 (SPY) all have different rules regarding IPOs, afaik the one are getting the fast track rules changed are FTSE and the NASDAQ. So if you are like me and own VWRA, seems like we will be affected. |
| I can no longer scroll Reddit on my iphone with one hand now that I can’t swipe back out of posts. Thanks Reddit, cya |
| I’m not quite sure what you’re saying here. A few negations.\n\n“Unless you’re not on top of industry”\n\nSo if you are at the top, then it’s clear people are using it less and less? If you’re not at the top, then it isn’t clear?\n\nThis just makes no sense to me any way I try to read it. From my experience in the industry and what it sounds like from many others FIGMA is still by far and away the option used most, and those are coming from people at huge companies so idk what you’re idea of the top is but I’m very confused.\n\nHave no stake in Fig and not planning to invest just a developer who is also interested in the market trying to understand what you meant |
| I won't believe anything until the accounts are public. |
| Shai? |
| I mean, some phones became crypto miners. Why not data centers? |
| TBH he got amazing ROI. |
| Over WEEKS. \n\nFunding their summer vacay. |
| NANA-GEDON! |
| Copper feels like one of those themes where people only wake up after prices have already doubled |
| Oh look my card is worth 750 on eBay \n\nTries to sell .... No buyers......\n\nWelcome to the comic book craze of the 1980-1990s. |
| Ooh thanks for the suggestion |
| yes, i’ve bamboozled myself by not buying calls this past month |
| TSLA spacex merger abruptly shifted the tone from 500c to 420p |
| Hitler would be proud of you. |
| walmart was tanking to amazon before it figured out online. it will figure out ai. |
| There is a proposal that is under review currently. They may decide to enact it in the next 2 weeks. |
| the trick is to wait for the night and aquire some pc parts |
| These are pocket money |
| Homeowner can "break in" to their own garage and get all the ram and gpu they need lol |
| HOOD is the cleaner ticker here, not BULL or whatever sympathy basket people start chasing. The rule change hits the exact behavior Robinhood monetizes: small accounts, options, margin, and people checking the app every five minutes.\n\nI still wouldn't buy weekly OTM calls off the headline. The phase-in window is the catch, so this is more of a multi-quarter activity thesis than a June 4 instant moon switch.\n\nIf you want another shortlist for DD: Cats of Wall Street Stock market picks for entertainment. Discover weekly picks and daily market news. catsofws.com |
| This bot likes propaganda |
| I’ve been here many times. When it dumps and trading halts. It will happen so quick you won’t be able to sell your options even if you have stop loss. Don’t think about puts either because iv will be thru the roof and spread wide as Grand Canyon |
| https://preview.redd.it/22xouw4skh4h1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=39a6c2be33cf5560dad4200357847c359da02bff |
| put us on to the plays bro |
| What I gathered is a need security on my job sites cause crackheads will steal my copper for scrap |
| I'd like to buy some holy water to cool my datacenters |
| Vibe farming |
| It'll be interesting to see how it plays out. On the one hand, they projected Q2 profit at 0.56m. On the other hand, they've been deceptive on numerous occasions about the performance of their models, how they treat users, how they measure KPI. Big names like MSFT and AMZN started dropping their subscriptions. Open source models are catching up. I personally think the future will be local models, whether we reach AGI or not. |
| Yep CFDs |
| NOW might go for a run. I'd hold |
| So Matcha was one thing but what do people here think about ‘Energy Refreshers’ at each coffee place now? |
| That would be nice. My cost basis is like $450. |
| $$ SPCE easily closing gap at $14 next week. All IN |
| Half their job openings are in bengaluru or some shit, definitely a scam |
| I am selling ass 😤 behind the dumpster |
| Good for him |
| They’re already stealing our collective knowledge and art to make their billions, I’m surprised they aren’t just taking this too. |
| As I have mentioned in other comments in the thread, I could start a company selling $2.00 for $0.50 on an unlimited basis and easily grow just as quickly. |
| I finally figured out what 0DTE means. Am I ready for level 2? |
| Imagine everyone who uses Microsoft Office products or Google Search + Gsuite uses AI in the future. And not basic Copilot "Clippy" AI, legitimate Claude style "do a week worth of work for me in 10 minutes and when you finish let's build a skill to automate that in the future" AI. Tell me how it's not going to be as valuable as MSFT or Google. Or do you think Walmart is bigger than both of those? |
| 100% this\n\n\nIts 24% shorted according to fintel and the hype is though the roof\n\nIm expecting $30+ but ya never know with this shit |
| Yes |
| im just pointing out the meme is wrong in all its numbers so whoever made it is dumb |
| Yes |
| you should probably start drinking again |
| What announcement? |
| Do we all need to sell now or hold? |
| Misspelled hot mess |
| Oh boy, with reasoning abilities like that you're right at home here. |
| People pay for that apparently |
| Right, when did WSB turn into a doomer board. This place used to be cool. |
| Another day, another AI slop post. |
| Yeah exactly, it’s not about timing the top, it’s about not getting wrecked on the way down. Regret is guaranteed, but I’d rather regret selling a bit early than bagholding into oblivion. |
| Okay |
| Sure its likely going to dip tomorrow but its gonna come right back up after an RSI cooloff |
| Stock buy backs by tech feel so stupid. Like go invent something. |
| I’ve used that lie before |
| I miss when people were doing shit like this |
| I believe this is real.\n\nWe've seen Bill Gates and Steve Ballmer dance before 😂😂 |
| Hodl it in. Hodl it in. |
| Is it that easy and liquid? |
| Schizo moment |
| https://preview.redd.it/pnyojxebkh4h1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=317499bc843fc421b4808e82a9567d30797541e9 |
| Obsession is good |
| I bought a bunch of 30 cent - $1 MTG cards (mizzex' mastery, desperate ritual, etc.) 2-3 years ago. They are all $10 now. |
| What about just increasing salaries or bonuses for the employees who made them that cash to start lmao |
| Inverse wsb. Collars it is |
| Arent they all already collimated? |
| Hehe boi |
| Had me at "dig their whole even deeper."\n\n \nPutting my hole portfolio in bois. |
| Nd here i thought u we’re going to post something actually informative |
| Unless AGI becomes a thing. Then they’ll learn incredibly fast |
| There is a zero percent chance their unit cost is profitable by any reasonable accounting standard. |
| Based |
| Are you just spam hating SPCE? 🤣 |
| Puts eh? |
| I was struggling not selling my SNOW and CRM shares. Everyone was so down on software. I decided to hold for awhile because there is no way SaaS and AI can’t work together. Glad I held by out. Hopefully this keeps popping back. |
| My portfolio looks exactly like this after the last earnings report. |
| I don’t need to know, the price is whatever. |
| I’m the silly sod who started buying in 2023 lol. But ‘ I like the stock’ 🙂 |
| > Take Intel as an example. It spent almost a decade doing stock buybacks, financed primarily by cuts to engineering, R&D and investments.\n\nQuarter-on-Quarter, Intel's R&D spending _**rose**_ [all the way to 2023](https://www.macrotrends.net/stocks/charts/INTC/intel/research-development-expenses), long after the bottom had fallen out (sales/revenue).\n\nI don't know where you got the idea Intel made significant cuts to R&D. They just stumbled on semiconductor process in the most unfathomable of ways for a full decade. |
| G\* |
| Since i am in that category i would completely agree with Bloomberg…may miss the froth on the top of the drink but have enjoyed 95% of it |
| So stupid. \n\nCalls\n\n |
| Well technically speaking , space x/Gallactic Holdings is still in what the brokers call “Virgin trading stage” so it would prob be a great idea to load up monday morning and be two weeks early. |
| Congrats, Moron!!! |
| Selling spades during the gold rush |
| ❤️ |
| Yall boys really got me thinking.. how much 1 of those 200s go for again? Ain’t it over 70k for. |
| When you see a bunch of GAINS posts you know it's the top. |
| Pay my electric bill and I will do it |
| look at the 1yr then the 5yr. it’s garbage. no one is going to tell you when to sell |
| My neighbors already hate me so… |
| They want non central servers for when people start destroying data centers. |
| We’re literally servers… that have a right to bear arms. |
| Think bigger- states making them mandatory |
| Is this serverless? |
| Ya'll gotta chill out. I just asked a question. Damn, why so.... SPCEy. |
| Could also be 0% imagine full porting weeklies every week, not even this market could save you |
| Yeah, watching a person talk with an alien for 2 hrs is incredible entertainment… |
| I have an irrational fear of a private equity figuring out how huge the secondary markets for these TCG is and then buying them out only to reprint to flood the secondary markets for a massive return but doing it so strategically people won't be able to figure it out until it's too late. |
| Walmart does $725B a year???! |
| SPCE gonna be lit |
| If you’re cold, so is your edge compute node. \n\nBring your nodes inside. |
| I live my life a quarter meme at a time |
| Sure I don't see why not.\n\nBut I want 10,000 a month. |
| i'm not greedy i will out after 50% gain. or by my estimate, 10 grand seiko nautilius |
| Only matters if we can see it in % change, the raw dollar amount is less relevant. |
| 😂 |
| Honestly - he’s a weird lizard person who’s probably evil af but tbh Zuck does kinda seem like he’s chilling in his own way. Does martial arts, has a wife of 14+ years, kids, and seems genuinely much more happy and chill and less trying to show off then a lot of those people. \n\nDoesn’t make him or his company not shitty. But he does seem like he’s having fun unlike people like musk and bezos. |
| And it’s not been decided. Also it’s a very different set of rule change and constraints than Nasdaq. |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/Classic_Bullfrog6671 made a bet that SPY would go to 701.7374500000001 within **1 week** when it was 738.671 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 8 wins and 38 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) | [Post Verified Trades](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1pp3o5t/verified_trader/) |
| Puts? |
| Amen |
| The daily volume on SPY alone is over 50 million shares on average. |
| That’s why maybe pressuring Russel will make them reconsider. They can’t just scam us so they get paid from musk to be listed so quick |
| It's data centers all the way down. |
| Yea gamblers don't need to think about risk management. Go ALLL In. Next one is the charm |
| This run the last two months has been crazy. I already hit the # I thought I'd be at by EOY now I'm wondering if I'll hit 1M this year. \n\n \nThat's your top signal |
| Put holder\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/j5wj294qjh4h1.jpeg?width=168&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=addabfb9ad01254e3b0c9e829371d5a3f66323ca |
| WSB is pretty bullish still. Seems split. Straddle! |
| Guess I need to keep selling puts on the future /HG, aye? |
| What a gay bears |
| Qcom. Investor meeting 6/24. Earnings end of july. My 220c exp in August. Already ITM. Also their ceo/prez is giving keynote speech tomorrow afternoon (1AMET) AT COMPUTEX in Taiwan. So all sorts of attention on them. |
| This is quite a clever strategy - the $300/mo fee is going to filter out the "low value males" and broke gym bros, letting only the more affluent guys through, with whom girls actually want to mingle. Limited total addressable market may be an issue while scaling up, though. |
| NO! We're heading to MARS\n\n |
| Edge (of your lawn) computing |
| LMAO, tbh I’m just glad I’m not so regarded in my brokerage accounts. Tax implications scare me too much. \n\nNight of fun and didn’t actually lose anything so im fine lmao |
| Sir, no thinking in the casino |
| This. |
| How is it easier? Makes no sense. |
| You need fiber and oil. Take a shot of olive oil first thing in the morning. Oatmeal, banana, peanut butter, spinach smoothie with a splash of vanilla, real maple syrup and cinnamon. Maybe some ice. Everything you need😃 |
| retard alert |
| He's the kind of cool Elon wishes to be |
| Humanoid robots are a $40 trillion market according to Jensen. Who’s best situated? Tesla. Suck it bears. |
| Just the tip |
| Sp500 is being pressed on to change the rules too. |
| You spelled the ticker wrong, it's spce |
| no. buy now. greed is good\n\nsigned G Gecko |
| DRONE PORT. Check Trump last tweet. $ONDS gonna fly again |
| “Bagholder” |
| Monero viruses walked so NVidia could run |
| They're literally just selling to fund their summer vacation |
| They are literally selling high bro. |
| Yeah UK interviewers still try to trip up póliticians with "How much is a pint of milk" which was relevant about 80 years ago. It comes in 4 pints these days and it's part of a £100 supermarket shop |
| about a month ago I sold half of my holdings in TSMC made a really nice profit on those, but I was concerned after the Trump/Xi meeting and Trump not comitting to the sale of defensive arms for Tawain yet. |
| The stake sauce? |
| I will be loading puts each day you FUCKING RETARDS |
| i kind of want to get my hands on one. for science, of course. |
| So many gourds are going to lose their entire $5k portfolio when this goes through. You should be free to lose your money however you want, but MMs and brokerages are rubbing their hands and licking their lips. |
| https://preview.redd.it/b3p1dnbfjh4h1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a1515cef376bacfa5e49009d6b7e287274b5907f |
| dont know why but “bamboozled” looks off without caps |
| they're usually good, sometimes bad, sometimes terrible (eg, intel spending $200B on buybacks/dividends to prop the sp, instead of buying euv lithography...) |
| Sure thing buddy, can go all in np |
| Hmmm. Rich taking profits at ATH. SHOCKING!!! |
| # bring back emoji stickers 😤\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/v8qr73qdjh4h1.png?width=528&format=png&auto=webp&s=c38096b00bb64c97e53e40291bb2ec6231de1254\n\n |
| Wendys will soon be reporting exorbitant electric usage. Which will cause the stock to soar as investors think they are pivoting to AI |
| Picturing the bathroom walls covered in shit after moves like that. |
| Moderation team removing posts alerting traders who... haven't gotten the distinction right is the most interesting part of this phenomenon. It's even more curious considering other subs (and their respective populations) are doing exactly the same. |
| If i ever find myself with a 7 digit portfolio, its going in to $SGOV. \n\nI'll gamble some of the distributions for fun. |
| Right now\n\nkayou Naruto cards may also be good investment especially with the anniversary coming up next year \n\nAs series set get discontinue the value of card may go up once the anniversary and reboot hit. |
| Stocks don’t go down bro |
| ah yes good, can’t wait for even more of the market to be controlled by one man |
| And people believe there is no way he’s going to meet the milestones required for his trillion dollar payout, at least those who take the time to read the details of the package rather than just assume he’s making $1T.\n\nPeople who oppose the package are idiots. If he makes it, it means TSLA investors will make 1,000% from current levels. |
| Rich ppl have to practice risk management. \n\nFor the vast majority of this sub the stock market is just for gambling \n |
| Gotta elevate those knees |
| Has revenue ever in the history of the stock market correlated with valuation? I think too many of you are 0dte brain rotten. People invest for the future |
| Yes much better money opportunities |
| Volunteer! Play Frisbee. |
| Full port short on $SPAN |
| You are settled if you managed to get 10-20 of black well GPUs unless you want more money |
| Selling at ath is literally making the most of it |
| I see you are number one the regarded table in this thread\n\ncongrats |
| > which is why he hasn't announced any stock buy backs\n\nlolwut? they've had buybacks for years. further, they allocated 60B last august and they just allocated another 80b in the last er, accelerating them bigly. |
| Meaningless noise. |
| As someone who has been designing for over 25 years, works with the Fortune 500 and works with large design teams that all use Figma, I couldn’t agree more. They have a monopoly on enterprise design |
| OP thinks the top is in bc of $1 Billion. Just had to say it out loud |
| You are holding for the past 10 years |
| Never been in corporate before? They're kissing ass |
| lol nvda went down and go down more short term |
| Nothing burger news: $1b is the equivalent of QQQ dropping 0.003% |
| Ligma?\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| Ligma Balls |
| Yeah but bogleheads have $11 million dollar portfolios and are doctors and shit. 11% is real money. |
| https://preview.redd.it/806mx543jh4h1.jpeg?width=410&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0bb5101070aabdd246076ad4c67a8e26b16ef0a6\n\n |
| Hopefully that’s true. Everything I’ve been hearing says that spacex would not have to wait a year to join sp500 |
| On how much capital, which % of your savings? Doing multiples of the S&P 500 is easy with fun money, much harder with life savings after decades of working. |
| It’s a Monday morning dump into premarket high and open. Seen it too many times. |
| Sent |
| "That will be 2 dollars a day" |
| Yes |
| I was once a dishwasher too, now I’m a human, or are we dancers? |
| Nvda and Avgo calls easy money |
| I think it’s going up from here, momentum is taking hold |
| It's the adjusted price after a 20 for 1 reverse split in 2024. |
| I dont mind pumping and dumping meme stocks but yall need to let me when we dumping |
| I think that is true, if we had fair transaction and rising lower class wages. The problem we have is greed, tax accordance by the rich, and flag wages for the poor and potential for shrinking job need due to AI. |
| Dumb idea.\n |
| This is fantastic. Have the data center pay your electricity while your neighbors hate you. |
| Just stay with the indexes and funds that retain integrity of rules and dump the others. So far s&p is still “safe” and many fund alternatives accordingly. |
| Welcome to Wendy's may I take your order? |
| Anybody know where you would send one for snp? |
| Astroturfed ass meme. Its going to 1 Monday |
| This is wallstreet bets in 2026 so I think dollar cost averaging S&P 500 ETFs. |
| Geile Sau |
| Thanks, Moron Buffet |
| You don’t already?\nShit ChatGpt wants a $100 a month |
| Deep down in my soul I know this whole thing is a scam and will come crashing down so hard. |
| Idk dude didn’t get the open the casino or no crying in the casino memo apparently. |
| Nah. Your mommy is |
| Palls and Cuts it is… |
| Yes, that's exactly what Elon did by converting 8 million of his preferred shares to common to control the votes to put himself in as CEO, then bailed out the company in 2008 using so much of his own money he had to live off personal loans. And on Thursday, you guys (shareholders) approved his 1T bonus package. Best of luck and watch for the next shareholder vote package |
| You need the massive data center to control all of the midi data centers. |
| Where did you get the impression it was a boo boo comment lmao. I couldn’t give two shits, I was saying I’m looking forward to the market open. \n\nGlad you put the clown emoji, I’d not been able to know you were a goof without it 😆 |
| AI is dead, leaving the planet is the new hotness. |
| https://preview.redd.it/w3xyyssrih4h1.png?width=457&format=png&auto=webp&s=7c02318add80bf0120693f8ce3a36afb0cd8dc71\n\nHere's the actual ServiceNow CEO - STRONG BUY \n |
| Fuck crackheads, pc parts are a fortune now, I'll start raiding these. |
| Ive been working with adobe account managers and reps for work, they have a handful of ai tools coming online in the future that should give their stock a boost. I'd expect release around their adobe max conference in the fall |
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| Nok was the true pivot. They went from making rubber boots to leading cell phones. Pivot to AI might work... |
| Reminds me of the windows release party. |
| The thing here is ETF holders are obviously getting screwed but it's not to such a degree that I'm willing to realize gains and roll into a different position |
| 10x not enough for you huh |
| Is June 4th the law date, or is Robinhood adopting on the 4th? |
| On June 12 when we sell spce. Are we buying OPEN\n |
| I want to read your DD |
| Calls |
| yeah nothing to do with the fact that whole space sector is up 100% + in the last month |
| Nope we just getting started |
| S&P500 doesn’t have fast entry rule |
| Everyone knows the IPO is the 12th. I think most will sell around that time. It will probably go to 10-15. \n\nThen if the company actually gets their stuff to work and sells more flights then it will go back up hopefully. |
| That stuff comes and goes so quickly. Remember equinox? |
| Not with liquid public stocks. The broker will just float you the initial cash then recoup via sell to cover. |
| Very wholesome best friends forever movie, perfect for gay bears |
| Is it too late to buy IBM? |
| jump in again no regrets |
| Yes, but do not worry. Buyers at $12 will be liquidity for buyers at $6. |
| They are saying it out loud repeatedly, and if you're stupid enough to take investment advice from Reddit you deserve whatever happens to your money. Whatever happened to personal responsibility? |
| Carefully |
| Check out my post for more Figma updates \n\nhttps://www.reddit.com/r/figmaStock/s/Dj2cNi8lRa |
| we used to embrace small pp 🍆 in this sub 😤 |
| They are raising cash for SpaceX. |
| balls-deep in the wood chipper... |
| The US Weekend Teach 100 says that '72% of client accounts are **short** on this market '\n\nNot looking good for my calls that expire Monday 😞 |
| I think a Failed presidential candidate |
| Still holding? |
| I bought 3,000 Friday at $4.7 based on this sub and confirmed by MarketEdge. |
| I thought I was the only person that said "hivemind!" You get it! Updooted! |
| I bought GIS at $33 so I have been checking manufacturers labels now when I buy. Pantry is full of Cheerios and Nature Valley bars now. |
| Nah, i get prices from bers when they beg for couple extra $ behind the Wendys LMAO 🤌 |
| He called the shit, POOP! \n\n(Old man Clemens HATES SHIT!) |
| nice update champ |
| https://preview.redd.it/ecgjda1gih4h1.jpeg?width=1056&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1fddc55a718489dc8130386a512851c3cad74743 |
| Because the merger with spacex isn’t necessarily bullish |
| On it's launch it will be somewhere around 3% of the NASDAQ index which means everyone's retirement fund will automatically start using 3% of it's money to buy it. SpaceX is currently losing around $1.5 billion a quarter because of Grok and Twitter. The only money maker is star link. This is a bad investment, but you can't opt out of indexed companies when you buy an index. |
| Its already written |
| Do we have to tip? |
| Yes |
| Sadly does nothing for renters\n\nWhat I can tell, they pay your electricity and internet bills, while sending you $150 per month.\n\nSo home owners could get some relief, also no super huge data centers to deal with sucking up all our resources and polluting our water sources.\n\nBetter idea than massive data center and reinvests in the community. |
| I don't know if you all remember the bill gates video where he is dancing on stage. |
| Take cash off the table means they are buying more no? |
| wait, you guys get to have sex? \n\nfor money? 😤 |
| Check out my limp dick xrp portfolio. |
| And between the worlds super rich |
| Goals |
| GAYZ YOU CRAZY BASTARDS |
| This post is a bullish signal. |
| This is the only thing that makes me look a little sideways at the pictures. Shouldn’t she have bigger calves from carrying all that weight for years? |
| He gets more shares at each $500B market cap increment, not just the last 10x tranche. |
| Its the end of May. They go away every year. Get it together. |
| Anthropic growing revenue 100x from revenue being in millions is much different from it being able to grow 100x when at $700B in revenue already |
| Thanks 🙏 |
| “Your tomato is ready, let me know what you think” it’s a watermelon |
| Blue chew |
| !banbet AVAV +10% 1w |
| Live by the meme, die by the meme, godspeed regard |
| NVDA 5090s cooled by CORSAIR fans! MOM I NEED A LOAN NOW |
| I hope one of the layers is fetta cheese! \n\nEdit: And chops |
| Bears eating poop sandwiches for Sunday dinner |
| Ive been a slave most of my life and wont know what to do with my freedom. Change is scary. |
| How do you guys even know the price of groceries? Does the maid tell you or something? |
| Your somebodys wifes boyfriend. You dont belong here |
| Wow... a billion. With a "b"?????????? |
| Inc panic selling |
| Why do I think that or why am I happy about it? |
| But all homelanders are bers |
| Check out Vulture Trader on X. I grab acouple of their recs every week to pretty good percent wins. |
| Growth 💪 |
| Have you seen how much the market is up recently. I would goddam hope someone is taking profits, sure doesn’t mean I will tho |
| I think it's because way too often, buy backs are Welchian acts that are focused on short term stock price to the detriment of the business's long term prospects, as opposed to Buffet-type buybacks.\n\nTake Intel as an example. It spent almost a decade doing stock buybacks, financed primarily by cuts to engineering, R&D and investments. Propped the stock short term but were catastrophic long term. I haven't made exact calculations, but it took over 2x what they spent in buy backs to get the company's technology and manufacturing back on track. Had Intel kept the money in engineering, R&D and capex investments, they'd probably have 4-6x the market cap they have today, and could have ridden this AI wave much harder.\n\n |
| Oh no $1billion? Oh my stars |
| What I hear is billionaires taking profits to cover losses from the short positions their regarded wealth managers put them into when the war started |
| Looks like you found the top. Now aren't you curious where the bottom is? |
| How long you think before the first hoa sells out and makes them mandatory? |
| On what sector? Or everything lol |
| Project Hail Mary was pretty good if you haven’t had a chance to watch btw.\n\nAlso a billion in a public US equity market of tens of trillions. Lol |
| A billion dollars over a few weeks? Nothing burger. |
| FUCK YOU stupid GAY BEAR! You are retarded |
| How does one put the toothpaste back in the tube? |
| or to be working overtime in the sex industry |
| Why’s that? |
| I mean if it's enough to put solar panels on my house so I can *make* that unused capacity...\n\nThen in a few years when ecoterrorists do a Fight Club on nVidia it's MINE, ALL MINE. |
| cant wait for the follow up stories of crackheads raiding these for parts |
| It's party time for him alright. Let him enjoy! |
| Calls on home diesel generator |
| Stonks |
| https://preview.redd.it/i8zr13eyhh4h1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3fcc89a0d4b0c803d3860edceb670aa336f50250 |
| No, you are the Data. |
| No but I think it’s going to rotate away from small caps a little thank fuck |
| Look at the day bought and the expiration date next to the strike price.\n\nMost look to be 0DTEs, but I saw a weekly or two as well. |
| Agreed this looks like they bought on the open market, thanks for sharing. |
| Pepe coin bagholder checking in |
| Idk.... you underestimate how regarded the math behind the situation is.\n\n\nIt's so fucking stupid, it might just work and reach $60 before Elmo's real launch. |
| What were you doing the first 11 months? |
| PDT rule is going away on June 4. We have a chance to get out of the sex industry 🫦 |
| My man |
| if hood hits 100 this week i’ll stop sleeping with my friends mom |
| $1 Billion is what the uber rich call a rounding error. |
| Welp I was considering either ecoflow or span for my electrical panel. Glad the decision was made for me 😛 ecoflow it is. |
| just had my cold brew this morning |
| I know I sell batches of my companies stock after a big run up - just makes sense. |
| Dunno but BlackBerry may break out to $50+ |
| Exactly, gains this big you just mute/block the stock name and ticker from every social media app and pretend it never existed |
| If you wanna sell your anthropic shares I’ll buy \nthem |
| Sorry, I needed a new yacht 10B wasn’t nearly enough! |
| CRDO earnings |
| Get on your feet and stretch. touch your toes, and hold that for a bit. Then squat down while touching your toes so that you slav squatting, and hold that. Its important to balance your body on your heels while doing it for maximum shit potential |
| Getting ready to dump it into SPACEX |
| It’s so yummy |
| Good thing I sold @ $57 years ago before the reverse spllt. What a dumpster fire. |
| Put the fries in the bag |
| Yes but what about the hiper-rich though? |
| big upgrade from the microsoft dance. |