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| no but it looks like you forgot the reported data is cooked and not representative of the real data |
| Double it. |
| Why not? |
| Fun fact , Renaissance technologies funds open to outside investments have also lost plenty of money |
| Socialism for the rich, capitalism for the poor |
| You better be paying for EVERYTHING. Or you get nada |
| Maybe start investing in concentration camps |
| Put in an air to air heat pump. |
| I did not play Pokemon. Born in 85. |
| I was talking about the other guy in the picture! |
| Get the oil ready |
| About Tree Fiddy |
| Through most of human history most people were treated as none citizens. Even the foundations of demo And term citizen you had to own land to be a citizen |
| No obviously he just needs to buy options with a two week longer expiration. |
| I’ve always been on team VOO (okay technically FXAIX but you get the idea) |
| I actually kind of love how the stock market just ignored his announcement this time around. Maybe it’s a sign his power is losing relevance- one can hope. |
| I guess everyone at this point just wants this guy out of the White house legs first |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/Appropriate_Gap_5503 made a bet that SNDK would go to 700.2520000000001 within **13 hours** when it was 625.225 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 0 wins and 2 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| 9 out of 10 Pedo's Agree |
| Same down 90k yod so far |
| why? |
| You should move into a data center |
| Why is mango so fucking stupid, guys |
| I don't sport, but did he just block an easy lay-up from his own team? |
| Which would be best shorting ir buying American stock |
| Remember Pokémon booster packs? Its that |
| Everyone should pick up some Roblox |
| I couldn’t have timed it worse, I got fucked by calls and puts on SPY even though it did exactly what I thought it would, just not at the time I thought it would. Hardly ever works out timing the market. lmao I belong here. |
| https://preview.redd.it/yy3w25147qkg1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=73d12622f0b2ff440e1c120a4890a9317cef2f85\n\n |
| ktos is a meme stock |
| If I take your self-assessment at face value, namely that you have some ability to predict future moves and an inability to predict timing, options are not your preferred vehicle. (Also, welcome to the human race. Almost noone can predict timing.) At this point, you are going to need to rebuild your capital through labor and make bets with less binary outcomes wrt timing. |
| $5500 next week? |
| Investing actively in the most conservative sense also underperforms buy and hold, yet people do it anyway. Smart people, informed people \n\nMost hedge funds are losing money for the investors, one of the reasons being that people buy once the managers show how profitable they can be, except past performance is not indicative of anything. However, the statement was there are no reasons to try, and I'm saying of course there reasons, misguided as they might be |
| I just lost 40k UsD, thank you. |
| JPOW n your way out please give us a 200 basis point rate hike, PLEASE. just for shits and giggles |
| did we all forget the definition of recession |
| https://preview.redd.it/9mnmf9h07qkg1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8a491e5eb269483a3806afea8bd3656ac1cd888c |
| 🤷🏻♂️ Da saga continues… |
| No duh? |
| Generally speaking, while we are in bull market, the entire 2025 was riddled with irrational volatility which for inexperience traders equals losing money. The past 3 months have been even worse: High volatility in both directions leading to sideways movements |
| Ya homie is srsly joking |
| It’s ok ber |
| So notwithstanding SCOTUS, Americans will suffer a penalty of up to 10% (depending on how much is eaten by the manufacturers or importers) on everything that comes in from other countries. On what planet does this make sense? Can no one convince this moron that tariffs are not paid by other countries but by American consumers? University of Pennsylvania ought to repeal his degree. |
| Cava |
| maybe an electrical heater if electrical costs are low |
| Set it on fire for heat |
| How much did 🥭 pay for Melania? That’s gotta be in the Epstein files |
| There is literally a fucking movie on Netflix |
| Nah that wouldn't be fair. He's the PRESIDENT of the UNITED STATES OF AMERICA! |
| https://preview.redd.it/i5zc0k9u6qkg1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6003e56662af7d0e53e33846c790770dbcc896fe\n\nReverse split and try again |
| Discord's third party vendor ID Verification system, Persona, already got hacked😂😂😂\n\nYea verifying ID online is a great thing, good work Australia and Europe🤡 |
| Is this rage bait? How could you look at this chart and say you have never been wrong |
| Even worse; a *brown* woman! |
| I mean 🥭 is openly defying SCOTUS on tariffs so “nothing” might be a stretch… |
| Come get all of us pleaseeeee lol |
| You gotdamed ungrateful bitches! He liberated you! and this is the thanks this amazing best in history record breaking Dow kind business man president |
| Hopefully it prints so I can afford more robux |
| I guess bullish for ocean freight and inland rail? |
| I just discovered that my home's heating costs like 10% of my income each month. Ain't turning it back on. |
| You said it , your BET , stop betting start investing, diversify and have a long term plan, you will not outsmart the market or funds with thousands of employees and platforms. |
| Can someone explain to this elder millennial wtf a GameStop power pack is? |
| No it wasn’t a ban bet |
| That's nuts scoob |
| Tamagotchi’s? |
| 10 more and you get a verbal warning... |
| Buy the dip |
| You frequent rawstory.com? |
| Wow, that's crazy.... |
| God speed fellow regard. |
| Doordash will never do you like that. |
| Half the starbucks is single old women. Y'all done f'ked up! |
| If I am, just rotate 0-9 as the last number |
| I LIKE THE STOCK! |
| Wanna pay my mortgage? |
| Dinner and some drinks. Done. |
| u can't lose more than u invested if u bought puts or calls\n\nwhat exactly did u do? |
| So like Monday when we buy a shipment, say, $10,000 of fancy plastic, we won’t have to pay the old tariffs? What about stuff we bought last week? |
| To be fair I’ve applied tariffs on my wife’s wine consumption. A pint versus a large glass of Savvy B just doesn’t equate these days. |
| Nothing wrong with getting a mortgage on your rocket |
| hell yea, almost back into the green with my jan/27 calls |
| https://preview.redd.it/77srknog6qkg1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bdc1d3609a1a94406f4f3ea2d99c63bcd667504c |
| FUCK YOU DUMBASS |
| i decided not to buy into anything this week, which means we will gigapump on monday. |
| The free grocery store in nyc? |
| You only lost 50k out of 14.5M? That’s less than 1%. You basically won. |
| > He’s ignoring a Supreme Court ruling right here with the tariffs. \n\nNo, he reinstated them globally under a different rule. The rest of your post is baseless political hysteria. |
| Maple leaf sports |
| No I am not a number short |
| # Big Beautiful Recession💅💅😎😎😎 |
| Customer service they can help just say you were dissatisfied with your shitty puts |
| But one third of that third loves beer! |
| Donald Trump arrested over the weekend = market up 50% |
| 8675309 |
| Heck yes. I might buy some Roblox |
| Linux and MacOS don’t need as much antivirus software because almost 3/4 of computers are using a Windows OS. The people creating the malware just don’t waste their time creating as much of it for other OS software. Especially considering most enterprise sytems worth attacking are likely to be running some sort of Windows software. |
| War with Iran is coming and KTOS takes a dump |
| added another 1000 $NBIS shares at close\n\ndo it all again if we hit 80s, etc |
| I knew those stocks were going up eventually, I just got the timing wrong. \n\nUse that last 160 on some self help books and a gym membership brother |
| Whose* |
| Yes sir. 🫡 |
| Charges of looking at little girls aside, who then Hell names their kid "Wayne Dingus?" Who the Hell sees "Wayne Dingus" and think on the ballot and be like, "Yep there's my guy." |
| Haven't y'all explained to the pedo that this doesn't work yet? |
| https://preview.redd.it/s6mq2wb76qkg1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a714c500944a97d486bcb63b2497c577d2b69466 |
| I’d have 420-67-6969 |
| Very obviously gambling on short dated options. No one gives a fuck about an overall bull market when playing options that expire in 0-5 days. |
| Timing is everything. |
| And at least 4,000 Russian whores |
| Roblox?? |
| go for Penny stocks. |
| You’re one number short liar |
| 999-99-9999 |
| Lmao bruh this is fucked but so true i need some missles launched 😂 |
| Came in to today with SPY calls and puts\n\nSold all of them at a profit |
| Nothing. Ever. Happens. |
| Can I somehow ask my broker for a refund of my losses? |
| I'm predicting SPX 6967 by EOD monday |
| It will continue to get beaten up until software sector sentiment improves. |
| Shitty ass stock only up 400,000% all time |
| Buy the dip! |
| Decide what you are going to do. Do the exact opposite. Get rich. |
| Oh look at the liddle Wei*er there, that's your gift pal from market 😄 |
| >\tSection 122 of the Trade Act of 1974 allows > the U.S. President to **impose temporary,** across-the-board import tariffs (up to 15% **for 150 days)** to address "large and serious" balance-of-payments deficits. While part of the 1974 Act, this authority has **never been invoked in U.S. history to actually impose tariffs.** |
| They also heard Harris speak and had a tough choice to make. Who is less embarrassing? |
| Call me regarded but I might put money into RBLX leaps next week. 😬 |
| #Polymarket shows a low probability of Iran war this weekend but we gotta look at what Barron is buying. LMAO🤌 |
| Just to say "I wasn't there I wasn't there... believe me" |
| Charlie Uniform November Tango's are useful. |
| No money back for you. You play, you pay. No take backs. |
| Do you mind if my mechanic looks at it first? |
| they banned me from any wendy worldwide |
| When is congress going to remove this clown for, I don’t know, blatant disregard to any democratic principle? |
| Daily thread today really having that "called 20 of the last 3 recessions" vibe |
| 100% tariff on GDP |
| what strike n exp \n\n |
| Okay seriously though, my company will stop paying the previous tariffs as of today? |
| Didn't he say he was taking 10b for his cool club yesterday? |
| "Fucking Aquaman?" |
| lol thank you, my first thought |
| Both the right options- sold to early. Both the wrong options -sold to late |
| market acting like Copilot is Microsoft’s only source of revenue |
| never did! |
| 🤣🤣 |
| Please I don't even want profits anymore, I just want my money back, I fell for the SLV trap |
| Yup |
| Compounding tariffs, that will make us RICH! |
| >Microsoft went public with its Initial Public Offering (IPO) on March 13, 1986\n\n#Since then it had like 4 green days LMAO🤌 |
| You already did it bud\nDon't invest money in gambling \nYou either diversify or gamble \nYou gambled its the only explanation. Being an idiot cost money. Learn your lesson and bounce back |
| This is every-level retardism |
| the weak retreat into the weekend, the strong continue *THE WORK*🫴 |
| 705….wait I’m not falling for this shit again |
| They bout to be nuked. And 1334% tariffed to hell. |
| Just because you work at a muffler shop doesn't mean you're better than me. |
| Reverse Wendy’s dumspter |
| SHORT LADDER ATTACK, SOMETHING SOMETHING HEDGIES MARKET MANIPULATION YOU CITADEL SHILL. 🦍 🚀 🌕 \n\nThat’s pretty much all you need to know |
| Lol |
| any leftover Wendy’s? |
| No forces to invade, just doing strikes but it's still too early for that |
| revert life from snapshot and try again |
| Trump is priced in, next stop SPX 7500 |
| -100k only from my NBIS positions and that would be closer to -160k if I didn’t sell early and rebuying later today some of my calls.\n\nFuck you CRWV, who is actually holding this pos stock except Jensen. |
| 677347856 |
| $HZEN to double your money if you can wait at least a month. |
| You’re not going to do better or get better, without help. I don’t mean ‘help’ in the form of someone giving you MORE money or paying your bills, either. \n\n \n\n\nhttps://www.ncpgambling.org/help-treatment/about-the-national-problem-gambling-helpline/#:~:text=1%2D800%2DMY%2DRESET%20is%20the%20phone%20number%20for,addiction%2C%20or%20their%20loved%20ones. |
| All I hear is “I just need one good hand to get back ahead again… and I think this is it, I can feel it!!!”\n\nand a certain old song lyric of knowing when to hold ‘em… when to fold ‘em… when to walk away… and, in this case, when to *run*. 🤔😏 |
| https://preview.redd.it/o2fq3i3o5qkg1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=17a1155686365520b0eb76c608ac21170844c97a\n\n |
| He's effectively gambling.\n\nIn the short term, stock moves based on countless factors including emotion and insider information that very few have access to - all of this is outside his control and outside his knowledge, so he's simply making decisions based on gut feeling.\n\nThis is why most people don't do short term option trading, and why the big hedge funds that move hundreds of billions of dollars a year avoid it too. The potential gains in the short term can be large - but the potential losses can be earthshattering.\n\n\---\n\nHe chose one of the riskiest ways to bet on the stock market, got caught up in making riskier and riskier bets to try and make up for his initial losses and is now paying the price. All of this could have been avoided if he simply dropped it all in an index fund or what have you and forgot about it for 10 years - almost zero chance of loss, but no big life-changing gains either. |
| This is not the kind of news cycle Iran was hoping for for this weekend. |
| Msft is the biggest piece of dog shit stock ever in existence |
| So where did all the tariff money go? 🤔 |
| Door dash might have to give you a long service award medal. |
| Thank you.\nI'm not sure where the other people lost sight of the thread history context here to go and label my comment as incel bullshit. I wasn't talking about honest emotional vulnerability. |
| Is he going to come out with the board of tarrifs again? I dont want to miss that dip |
| Happy Meal at McDonald's. |
| Why Are zero Ok_Cry7572 in all of those? |
| Unironically |
| And the one time you don’t use a stop loss, it will drill to the core of the planet. That’s just how it works. 🤷♂️ |
| how? |
| Not this weekend |
| Finance bros being clueless about tech is a gift that keep giving |
| Like it's said before .. only risk what you can afford to lose and still be okay in life. |
| A simple explanation is that wall street is a bunch of idiots controlling a lot of wealth.\n\nThese fcukers don’t understand anything |
| Can you still get a hooker and some blow for $160? |
| #If your SSN# was money, how much would you have 🤔 |
| What exactly is the state of the union lol \n\nI'd say the state is bordering on shambles |
| Save for the fact that Anthropic is using Google silicon (in addition to nvidia). There is no lock-in, no single supplier. |
| “Only thing he could do” when we’ve got at least 12 months of evidence that Donnie has done and will continue to do a whole heap of shit that’s strictly illegal. He’s ignoring a Supreme Court ruling right here with the tariffs. \n\nHe’ll harass, condemn and almost certainly eventually actually arrest/remove federal court judges once he knows no-one will stop him. No one has so far, so why would he care? |
| What exactly is the state of the union lol \n\nI'd say the state is bordering on shambles |
| The key is to never give up my friend. We all believe in you |
| honest question... why not cut your losses at like 50k? |
| Wait obviously |
| These lessons are in Vogue you know!! |
| Dating isn’t for you retard, give up already |
| When we don’t take our president nor courts seriously, we can only trust in 💴 printer to keep on printing |
| Even a kindergarten kid won't do this shit |
| I bet they think its so easy to be in a privileged position of both power and information, making money must be easy right? All while we chums bet grandmas retirement money on Intel. |
| Gravity’s rainbow reference? \n\nWho am I kidding we don’t read here |
| VOO & Chill 😎 |
| Pretty sure I'm gonna win big on all of it |
| Ok regards..so is Monday gonna be a super pump day now that scotus asked orange julius to shove it? Or do we just buy puts once they start dumping again? |
| It's genuinely hard to lose this much money intentionally, wtaf were you doing |
| Well… I mean… that’s just logic. |
| Israel wants to punch them so it must be done |
| DOW below 50k?? Dammit we actually have to focus on the less important epstein files again. |
| What exactly does PayPal do? It’s a shit company imo |
| Do you guys think weekend is the one where Iran will be breached? |
| I somehow fucked my way into 5k of debt with only 2300 dollars in my broker. Odds of making it back? |
| They got the 10% credit cards and the stimmies |
| Gee, I would like to have a $1million too, but guess what, there are no free lunches in life. You got work for it. You tried to be clever thinking you could beat the market, but guess what you were gambling, not investing. \n\nInvesting is a long game, and if playing with options have a proper hedge in place to protect yourself. Otherwise you might as well have gone to Vegas and put it all on red. At least you would have gotten a couple of drinks out of it |
| How long until Drumpf defying, American decision makers start falling out of windows, Moscow style? |
| lol, I had no idea there was a way to short tariffs. |
| https://preview.redd.it/hjuagz6a5qkg1.jpeg?width=848&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=132a3bc5a2d1452b8c53e56bfd4198dc6a6cb002\n\n |
| He's the only one even depreciating the dollar |
| Another distraction from the Epstein Trump files. |
| All posts will now be charged a 50% tariff paid for by someone else, definitely not us *wink* *wink* |
| Mangos gotta have more to say about all this too no doubt. |
| Timing chain broke or auto transmission failure |
| In the words of Christian Bale "I guess when someone's wrong, they never... They never know how." |
| It has a lot of bugs according to my phone dealer friends. |
| never arrive late to the party |
| It was a picture someone commented the pic on my Yolo post. I knew that moment I would use it as the cover pic on my gains post. |
| These businesses are solid and not going anywhere, the market is adjusting their valuations going forward. No CISO will trust their network on vibe coded software built by some junior devs using Opus 4.6. Same for $NOW and $CRM. |
| So glad I bought exk this am. It dipped instantly once I bought |
| Most tariffs struck down, best he got now are some old tariffs mostly from prior regimes, and the 10% that's good for 150 days |
| https://preview.redd.it/4d6z0r165qkg1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8caf972da1eca64bd17fb1c467cd3bc967b0dc73 |
| Markets so retarted we going to open blood red on delayed reaction of additional tariff |
| Yes. |
| The globe don’t mind |
| They’ll probably rebound next week lol |
| Yup |
| All this user has “learned” is to throw his money away |
| Return To Monke or The Cognitive Tradeoff Hypothesis. Both great songs by Viagra Boys |
| CRUNCH WRAP SUPREME |
| Pretty stably near their low |
| Buy otm silver calls on the next dip, sell, then buy an etf and cry for 20 years lol |
| Get a job |
| Is the date worth trekking thru wind and rain for |
| When a man and a stock love each other very much… |
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| Unless you’re poor af 200k is ‘things are a bit easier now’ money - not ‘quit your job’ money. |
| Jedi mind trick “this token is valid” |
| CRUNCH WRAP SUPREME |
| Wonder if him and his son discussed this on Epstein Island when they traveled there together |
| Like clock work. |
| I believe in u |
| This was your sign to buy calls, always inverse my banbets. It’s what I do. |
| It’s an 80/20 rule thing from my observation. The people on the outside are amazed by the 80% it does well, people on the inside jumping up and down pointing at the 20% it doesn’t do well. The cycles for improvement have remained fast though, that should spook anyone with the ability to remember more than 18 months back, which isn’t many. |
| Oil fucked me hard these last few days. Should’ve sold at the top. But shoulda, coulda, woulda; still a green week for the portfolio. |
| What’s your next play sir? |
| Getting sniped at your exact stop is pain I wouldn't wish on anyone. That $1600 swing hits different. \nBut real talk: "never use stops" is how you turn a $700 loss into a $7,000 loss on the NEXT trade when it doesn't bounce. \nYou got unlucky once. Cool. But go pull up your last 20 trades and tell me honestly—how many times did NOT having a stop save you vs. how many times did it let a -10% turn into -40% because you were "sure" it would come back? \nThe issue isn't stops. It's that your stop was sitting exactly where every algo in the world knew it would be (round number, obvious support). That's the real lesson. \nIf you're gonna use stops (and you should, unless you enjoy blown accounts), don't put them where everyone else does. Put them where YOUR thesis breaks, not where the chart looks pretty. \nBut yeah—no stops at all? That's not a strategy, that's just hoping you quit before you meet the trade that doesn't bounce. \nEnjoy the beers though. You'll make it back. |
| Just put another 100k you'll be alright, and watch Jared Wesley's when will the insanity stop lol |
| I was up $7.35 in the morning and down $6.79 now. What a swing. |
| Sometimes I regret becoming an adult |
| Even if they don't think that will happen, they will weigh a % chance of it happening and they will also expect others to weigh it as well. |
| People just love to negotiate. I could list a working car for 100 bucks and someone would offer 50. This country is so trash. |
| You already have a bet going - GOOGL to 274.9383 before 21-Feb-2026 01:42 AM -05 |
| !banbet |
| I’m trying to get a date tonight how bad do you guys think I bomb this? She’s a Latina with a big booty. How do I sell calls an puts on this? |
| This the company that broke their 30 year lease at World Trade Center a week before 9/11? Rothschilds? |
| Bet money is going to come back as a form of a refund and he takes credit for giving out money to the people. |
| GameStop Powerpacks is going to bring the company a lot of revenue, jokes aside GameStop it’s looking like a solid buy right now |
| Put down the phone, little bro. This isn’t for you |
| And when you say that you mean the British supermarket chain, right? |
| Idk but with these Wendys shutting down maybe Regards need to go for the DoorDash BJ method. |
| President Toddler best not piss anymore wealthy businessmen. They may not care about civil rights or the Constitution but don't fuck with their bank account. Bad shit might happen. |
| It involved short ladders....... |
| >Section 232 and section 301 tariffs remain fully in place\n\nSCOTUS: It's treason, then. Oh well. |
| Spite tariffing |
| God fuckkkkkkkkkkk this dude |
| Start filling out the Wendy’s application |
| Remember when WSB said tariffs would be undone and the market would pump with SC ruling?\n\nAlways. Always. Always inverse WSB. Lmao |
| They hit their mark as usual and we'll turbo nuke |
| King of the regards maybe |
| TF did you save up 100k doordashing? |
| Who’s bashing anyone? I’m happy you enjoy the movie old-school. Doesn’t make AMC a good investment |
| https://preview.redd.it/5shgivhr4qkg1.jpeg?width=848&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3a1fc2c6b5e73fe518918a2379ef9ce5d860ce2a\n\n |
 Jeremy Wilcox (@jwilcox79) on X The first tweet I had that ever went viral was this one from Trump's first inauguration day.
It remained true for 2024 as well: The Donald Trump that people vo... x.com |
| I loaded 692s back when it dropped after the second 689 attempt pre speech for that reason |
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| Its aliens vs predator 2026 |
| bro loves tariffs so much he put tariffs on his tariffs |
| VOO and Chill homie |
| this chart is the last 3 months, that has not been a bull market |
| “You people” …sure wasn’t me. NFTs last cycle was like investing in quantum computing right now. It’s a valid technology, but not useful in its current form |
| Who cares. Lose your last 160$ then do door dash it doesn’t really matter much now |
| Oh wait ! |
| Start dividend investing. Maybe by the time you die you’ll have made your money back |
| Said no one ever |
| We’re balling out at McDonald’s tonight |
| Time to load up on $2 SVRA puts. FDA granted priority review today with Aug 22nd deadline |
| The context of Padme being AI photoshopped is completely lost on people born after 2010 |
| No, he's a "fucking moron."\n\n\- Rex Tillerson, 2017 |
| ARE WE BOMBING IRAN YET? |
| Widespread retardation |
| The newly founded Court of Prosperity, $2m for a seat on it. |
| Hoping to hold till I make 50 bands more |
| The majority of voters are regarded either way. |
| Ooof rough day |
| There was a lot of chatter about shorting it today. |
| if you read the comments on any viral instagram reel you will quickly wonder how so much of the population even manages to feed themselves daily |
| Love the AI generated image of your ZIM wins to go along with your celebration photo. |
| I was a ber but I switched to bul today |
| 😟 |
| Sometimes I just want to return back to nature and live like an ape without financial worries |
| What you did, but the opposite |
| MU is the new SPY |
| well it was either him or a woman, not a hard decision for most Americans |
| Did you see the new ninja turtle ones?? |
| https://preview.redd.it/xalc862d4qkg1.jpeg?width=1077&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a3cc42afbdad53643005e071e43b6a64e1970575 |
| Companies could just refuse to comply? They have a legal basis now |
| It’s only going to get better from here on out. Most people quit right when they’re about to hit gold. You’re so close. I sense these things and my predictions have never been wrong either. |
| Good job. I made nothing compared to you. 10% is 10% |
| "Sir, I'd love to kiss you. He was a very powerful man"\n\n🥭 |
| Fuck yeah dude |
| This is good. Well done. |
| Those are sick, I’m into the Modular’s! |
| Called it |
| 👆🏻 |
| Why is $MSFT down, I thought Copilot was king |
| Just got some Maccies 😊 \n\nWhere do I pay my 10% tariff? |
| No doubt in my mind your life has been filled with these "hustles" and get rich quick shortcuts that ultimately net you less than you would have just staying in school, get a skill and develop it.\n\nFind a skill. Develop it. Block out everything else this year. You may over estimate what you will do in the short term but vastly underestimate what you can do in the long term by staying consistent. Good luck. |
| It's day will come. Google was anemic for over a week and finally pooped. |
| I’m thinking about the people here who shorted it out of spite after seeing SLV mentioned a million times |
| nah bro B2 bombers 100% show up on flightradar during highly secretive large scale military operations\n\n |
| Some beers |
| [ Removed by Reddit ] |
| Zhipu can't stop won't stop |
| So what is going to happen tonight he's distracting from further? What new Epstein stuff is coming out? Usually when he's squawking like this and being so blatantly ridiculous there's a distraction |
| you should go back in time and not have hung around with wallstreetbets dipshits |
| Just added another 60 shares today. At 100 total, was hoping for a down day on news so I can buy at $200 but whatever 🤷 |
| Have you heard how the majority of Americans speak? |
| Sounds like you have management potential. How would you like to be a mid-level scapegoat with a silver parachute? j/k |
| So this explains why my CyberSecurity ETF (CYBR.TO) is down 5% today?? |
| Ok hear me out. Raise another $100k to fund the account. Create a paid service sharing your trades so everyone on here can take the opposite side and get rich and ultimately you’ll get rich from the subs too |
| Tell me you frequent 4chan with out telling me… |
| Anyone have a galaxy z fold7? Is it cooler than an s25 ultra? |
| I heard if you don't check the chart it didn't happen |
| Thats what they want you to think for now. |
| MSFT keeps getting hit. |
| matt levine is undefeated once again. anthropic could buy all the gpus they need by simply buying puts on whatever the news cycle determines is next to be disrupted by ai lol. |
| I actually wrote a couple of puts after closing CCs. I thought it a nice opportunity. (Happy with either outcome.) |
| I can tell how excited you are to hear someone is even more fucked |
| In the before times there was a man who posted on Reddit under the then little known handle Deep Fucking Value. A man who liked cats and red bandanas and live streaming… |
| What’s the next big winner out there |
| We don’t |
| You dropped this king, $ |
| Neither company has a product that competes with this skill. Neither are losing any market share because of it. |
| Rounded up by tariff Gestapo, sent to El Salvador for questioning the emperor |
| Don’t forget the combat deaths and divorce losses |
| 😂😂😂 |
| Hearing 🥭 speak one actually wonders how the majority of Americans voted for him |
| I know a lot of people here love Cybersecurity companies because they have become cash machines in the era of cloud.\n\nLack of knowledge about security and privacy risks while building and deploying software is the reason why we need security engineers in the first place. \nSoftware engineers always prioritize velocity to building secure applications.\n\nAsk anyone in the software industry and they'll say security engineering is one of the boring and mind numbing things you can do in software and everyone would be happy if this shit gets automated completely.\n\nIf a piece of software is designed properly, 90% of these threat detection systems wouldn't be needed. It's like how both linux and Mac don't need a lot of antivirus software because the ecosystem is inherently more secure than Windows. \n\nAI can help build secure applications because most of today's vulnerabilities are because of human carelessness. |
| So you are telling me, for all the dick sucking and arse kissing that the UK government (and royal family) have done for last year, we end up with the same tariff rate as EVERYONE ELSE. Great job 👍 |
| Getting the new mclaren f1 lego. Also i collect the 1:8 super cars |
| You should thank God he didn’t let you go negative 🤣😭… hit up McDonald’s I’m sure they’re hiring |
| Disney will fail extremely Hard if they stay the course. People are fed up with faggy elites |
| Embarrassing |
| AI has caused the rates of automated attacks to skyrocket in enterprise, you need defences now more then ever\n\ncode vulnerability scanning has existed for ages already... |
| Pretty sure some relativ will win big with a bet on some war as well. |
| Hell yeah brickheads! |
| At least he isn't in the Epstein files! |
| By the time they do anything he will be a trillionaire 😂 he’s just harvesting whatever he wants while they scramble thru paperwork |
| Silver going back to 90 this weekend would be nice. |
| nah, he sucks, |
| So do you retard |
| Is this a real post? How old are you? Were you not like alive and aware when it occurred? My god this post makes me feel ancient. Apparently my very recent and vivid memory of the 🦍s is a primary historical source now… |
| Aged like fine milk |
| Which one? There’s quadrillions |
| By using risk management dude. You really think you are smarter than all the most intelligent investors, traders, algos, etc in the world? I trade full time and I only barely beat the market. You’re just gambling irresponsibly. Stop. |
| But the beers will still hit - you are healthy and alive! |
| Flair checks out |
| It’s ok, the regards here will cover the repair bill Monday |
| So long as they invest in people that don’t suck at it. If they are pro DEI, stock tanks. If they hire chads, stock soars! |
| That sounds about right. Do you have any high conviction earnings plays this week? I did well on Fiverr (puts) and Lemonade (calls and puts lol) this past week but don’t see anything other than maybe SNOW calls this week. |
| in like 1 year this dude will still put tariff on stuff ,but the world move away from usa markets , this dude is cooked |
| Well you know how women are, just so emotional! She might’ve done something crazy like going to war over her feelings being hurt! Could you imagine? |
| AMZN, GOOGL, and META rallying and then you have this POS MSFT going the opposite direction |
| Rddt baby! |
| So even after the 10% global tariffs pretty much everywhere is better off in the end right? |
| go to 4chan sub |
| Wait, is he the retarded expert, the expert retard, or the expert on retards? |
| Profile checks out |
| I mean, I don’t care at all, but I’m just laughing because you people literally said the exact same thing about NFTs.\n\nYou think you’re immortal because you’ve never died. Go ahead though, go all in, prove me wrong. |
| So wait an extra 10% tariff is bullish? |
| Didn't realize we were talking about the pic, i thought we were talking about the market overall |
| Bitcoin is not immune and is as much of a grift as other crypto. |
| It's easy: if you win you post a screenshot, if you lose you don't. |
| there’s vids on yt explaining and wikipedia |
| Do you wish you were born as the other gender? |
| Buy the rockets moneyline instead. Futures contracts |
| This is the funniest shit I’ve read in weeks. |
| Today was my worst day of the week. I only managed 9.33% |
| He's raising our taxes again! |
| My son loves them… |
| So glad all the bears got fukd today |
| I was expecting him to send ICE to Supreme Court and deport the judges who didn’t vote for him. |
| Haha that’s some epic shet the comment and reply |
| guess will see. I'm not convinced. However, it is entirely possible that it rises over ER since its been flat for 6 months. It's due for a PE expansion again |
| I’m… PREGNANT ?? 🥹 |
| Lego my nuts |
| have you not looked at net income? |
| Does anyone know how that whole Game Stop thing happened? Any links? |
| Tbh cant blame you with the bullshittery and bullfkery going on in this market I turned 4k to 30k in september now I only have 1.5k so you not the only one bro keep going tho. |
| Please no missiles this weekend. Save my calls. |
| Imagine not being able to drink water at all whole day |
| Holy fuck 🤣 |
| Not until next week |
| 🫡\n\nNow please play smart. Put aside for taxes and get setup properly.\n\n🍻\n\nCongrats on your gamble |
| How? He hasn't used congress to screw up the country over the past year. He will likely get impeached but not removed from office |
| No Iran attack means market go up on Monday..\n\nIran attack also means market go up Monday.. \n\n695-697 calls ex 2/23 |
| Mfer |
| The instrument he’s used allows him to impose tariffs for 150 days before needing congress approval to renew |
| but the people ordering ubereats and doordash aren't the same customers ordering dominos delivery. dominos delivery is for the poors that are financially not retards and frugal customers, while ubereats is for the poors that will gladly blow all their money and for the rich. \n\n"Cost wise, Domino's new delivery fees are about as high as DoorDash"\n\nNot even remotely true. Domino's delivery fee is between $3.5 to $6 depending on location, meanwhile doordash and ubereats has been shown to increase your FOOD'S PRICES by 10-20% AND charge a delivery fee.\n\nFuck that. Delivery fee should be a fixed cost, not a percent addition to your order. I'm sure there are plenty of people like me that have noticed that and refuse to pay it. |
| Legend |
| Statistically, gambling is a net loss for gamblers. Gamblers know this. Guess what people do anyway when gambling is legal?\n\nPeople are not rational. Investing isn’t gambling in a strict sense, but when people who bet on ponies enter a market, they don’t typically buy and hold based on fundamentals. They gamble. |
| Have you considered the fact that it was already overpriced? |
| Lockheed Martin |
| Just do the opposite of whatever you've been doing. |
| It’s Iceland now |
| Most day we get cummed on |
| So stupid it must be tried! |
| fuckin been bag holding dell since the 2024 slump. I'm probably the only person here with shares over $180. |
| If you trade as good as you waffle about your journey then youre solid |
| >his family-run firm has bet millions of dollars against them\n\nhow much? A few millions here and there are nothing for a company with 17B AUM |
| Is fuking Bers considered beastiality? |
| It is about China not EU. Mango ninja Venezuela oil and now Iran oil to slow down them. |
| Stub your toe and kick the dog vibes. |
| Temper Tantrump |
| It could be that through most of human history they have been treated like second class citizens. Nah. It's probably something else. |
| Susan Collins is very concerned. |
| NASDAQ: WEN |
| If the trackers are on it is intentional, no one is *that* stupid. Last time they used decoy flights; the actual aircraft that carried out the bombing were not visible |
| Hopefully MMs get into their lambos to go for dinner and see the check engine light blinking. Hope it’s an engine out repair for MMs |
| Stop trying to trade, just invest int VOO. Join nursing school g |
| They can be sneaky, or they can move two carrier battle groups halfway around the Earth. Not both. |
| This is aging well |
| And Tuesday. |
| Long story short, it’s not insider trading cause he’s getting fucked. |
| Got “PIP’d” from AMZN last April. Saw a recent job posting for my old role offering 1/3 of my last salary. The stock still sucks. |
| Feeble GDP print at 1.4%. Lower the rates now! |
| Too late.\n\nIf the attack is coming it will be this weekend. They don’t like to run the B2 when the moon is bright. It’s a perfect weekend for it. |
| Everyone the war is off this guy says there’s a zero chance |
| hope a judge has the balls to impose an injunction. |
| Think really hard about your next move. Maybe even write it down…\n\nThen do the opposite of that. |
| Real |
| He’s going to use 122 to give the USTR and Commerce enough time to prepare findings of injury that would conceivably allow him to use tariff powers under sections 232 and 301. The findings use very irregular procedure and face criticism, but would have the veneer of due process. The Supreme Court might strike them down, but that decision likely won’t arrive before early 2028. If they are struck down, Trump will turn to section 338, a very broad law from 1930. He will also have 201 in his pocket, but that’s even harder to use to threaten specific countries, which is why he likes tariffs. These moves will both likely get struck down eventually but he will be out of office by then.\n\nTLDR, Nothing will change. Trump will continue to claim to be able to wield the tariff powers as a threat against other countries and the process to stop him will be very slow. The tariffs will remain in place for practical purposes. |
| Actually wait what even happened to greenland |
| Trade a demo account, it’s better to blow 5 demos than to lose thousands in a real account |
| What is a stock you think will rise next week? |
| Trump has crossed the rubicon. |
| Every time I want to buy $TEAM it drops another 5% seriously how fast can this drop? |
| Why are zero women in the top 10 chess players ever?\n\nWhy are ~95% of inventors, founders, and Nobel Prize winners men?\n\nWhy are ~90% of prisoners and ~75% of homeless men? |
| Every stock in my port dumped |
| he may be down but hes up big |
| Lmao a bet that the Lutnicks can’t lose |
| I mean they turn off their boxes |
| Fell asleep before my RDDT 160 calls went green 😭\n\nGuess I’m holding over the weekend. |
| Just call yourself a Buddhist now. You involuntarily parted with your worldly possessions |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/Acceptable_Dirt69 made a bet that SPY would go to 690.80566 within **1 day** when it was 683.966 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 1 wins and 1 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| #Breaking: Dow, S&P, Nasdaq jump to post weekly gains as Supreme Court strikes down tariffs\n.\n\n#My port: -1.82% |
| I’m sad that I also think this is a real possibility lol |
| Anybody into Legos here? |
| This women just met me and already wants me to divorce my wife so I can be with her. I just met you crazy bitch lol are you crazy\n\n*oh yeah that's right lol* 🤦♂️ |
| Yikes. Genuinely how do some of you have this kind of money to blow to begin with? |
| Casino.\n\nAll on Red.\n\nStart again.\n\nGenerational wealth. |
| Stroke of the Union |
| You feel that every week, get your chode checked out. |
| Gonna need another lame duck anti-tariff pump on Monday 😏 |
| Tinfoil hat time: do we really believe the US military can’t be sneaky when about to attack another country? Like some autistic flight tracker nerd on Twitter can really watch all the moves publicly? TACO’d again |
| You looked at your portfolio, saw green and mistook luck for skill. It's fairly common |
| You wouldn’t have to deliver food day and night if you had $100k in your investment accounts |
| Just hold and forget it. Go make some money and pray for the rebound |
| Zero chance of attacking Iran this weekend. |
| Hey buddy I’m glad you’re finally out of the closet but you can’t fuckin give cashflow updates I’m the only one authorized to do that |
| He'll hit Iran at some point, but I'm thinking it'll be this fall. He'll try to use war as an excuse to suspend midterms.\n\nEither way, he's not going to TACO it entirely. Israel owns him and his whole admin, and they want Iran GONE. Bibi is going full maximalist, and all Trump can tell him is "yes sir." |
| It’ll be life changing money after he loses it. |
| You know in the past that was called "dicta" and wasn't allowed.....\n\nFuck it we live in bizzaro land. |
| Can't wait to see Indian futes |
| This is a classic inverse vibes trade. COIN up 20% this week. |
| But if companies write secure code they won’t need antivirus!!! |
| Turn that frown upside down? Err, the chart I mean... turn that chart upside down. |
| Man I wish GitHub had a feature like this\n\n\nOh wait... |
| Why |
| Calls on OXY? And oil in general? |
| Donald Duck and Bibi can suck my ass man wtf |
| I had ZIM some years ago when Zacks told it was A tier. Kept on tanking after all the way. What a beauty. Happy at least one regard got lucky with it. |
| One day closer |
| Take that money out and go get really really drunk |
| But the post is in a 3 month chart |
| Its tariffs all the way down. |
| He is punishing America for the 2020 results. |
| That would be tariffying if he could! |
| Oh it's out my dude! Can't wait until it's hot and humid!!! |
| Nvidia's new sugarbaby goes from OpenAI to Anthropic in 2026. Write that down |
| Fuck NBIS for real. Down 9% for no reason |
| This mf |
| This needs to be in some year in review on Reddit. Golf clap 👏 |
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| And what have they got to show for it? |
| How cooked are my mar6 688puts |
| I can't read braille |
| When this admin gets ahold of the Fed, they’re going to drop rates and inflate away the US debt obligation. What do you think happens to crypto in that scenario? Jpow’s interest rates were the only thing holding it back this cycle |
| Made 80% on GOOG 4/17 Calls. Bought yesterday at close, didnt expect today but I will take it. Didn't want to risk Iran news ruining that jump over the weekend |
| Why shouldn't he? The only consequence is he told to stop. That's literally it. |
| banbet! MSFT 405 7d |
| This is the Department of War. Hand it over now or bad things will happen. I won't tell you what. You can find out in a leaked signal chat. |
| PayPal? |
| Use it to buy a nice, comfy pair of slip resistant shoes for your first shift at Wendy's. |
| looks like the TACO trade happened before the new tariffs were even announced! talk about market efficiency |
| I'm into men now. This has been a u/cashflow_ update. |
| And if you don’t believe it, well, you’d better bill me now. Because I’ll put a tariff on you too! |
| They sure are; taking money away from the average American and putting it into the pockets of the elite. 👍 |
| Withdraw it. Go to the casino. And put it on black. Can’t do worse than your chart. |
| Gohan if he got a small loan of a million dollars : |
| These new features are maybe not now revolutionizing. But give them 2-5 more years and they for sure could be.\nStocks are looking into the future and if CRWD or NET are just loosing 10%-20% of their adressable market that’s a huge blow to them. |
| "Vegeta, what does Yahoo Finance say about the DOW?"\n\n"It's over fifty-THOUSAAAAAAAAND!" |
| Context: He is crazy |
| WHO the fuck is fueling this?? Slop factories?? |
| Who is he punishing exactly? Supreme courtV |
| Well, I am not supporting things that are overpriced |
| PINS next week |
| This is win for corporations right? That’s a win loss or loss loss situation? |
| I am a warlord |
| 🌝 |
| I'm thinking this is partially the basis for DIS investing in OpenAI. Write your own DIS shows. |
| Bro put your money in the S&P 500 and leave it there. This isn’t for you. |
| Ya but at least they learned something and they probably banged college babes at least once |
| I have $160 and would like to get to $100k. Tell me everything you did and I’ll do the opposite of that. |
| Amazon’s AI chip datacenters are making $10b/year with a >100% growth rate YoY\n\nAMD’s datacenters are making $17B and growing at 40% YoY\n\nI don’t think people realize how much of a steal Amazon is at these prices. Reminds me of Google back when it was $150 (and yes I bought a shit ton back then) |
| -10% for msos is basically a green day |
| DOABLE |
| On other thought. Trump has been seriously hampered in regards to his foreign policy. He cannot wield tariffs indiscriminately anymore. Which is what he did to get favourable deals for his family and cronies and also to get what he wants in terms of foreign policy. \n\nHe does have other ways of getting tariffs sure like section 102 but they have to be approved after 150 days \n\nAnd section 301 is quite time consuming to do and can’t just be done on a whim with a truth social post. \n\nThe main thing he has left in a whim where the executive truly has insane power is military action \n\nCalls on war with Iran\n\nTLDR buy more weapons stock |
| You already have a bet going - IBRX to 12.705000000000002 before 26-Mar-2026 05:12 PM -05 |
| Where else would you get the adrenaline? |
| Reason and logic are fallible. It’s why people gamble.\n\nIf anyone ever tells you, “that’s just logic.”\n\nThey’re an idiot. |
| !banbet |
| Jeez buddy you suck. |
| I got 100C for next week, think it can pump 10% on earnings. But it may depend on how NVDA goes. |
| Pay it back! |
| 50,000 fake PhDs are estimated to be purchased every year in the United States, while only 40,000 PhDs are earned legitimately.\n\nIt's true, I have many PhD's |
| Well the court just ruled against this criminal, so obviously the laws matter. |
| The tariff just got ten feet taller *airhorn* |
| Double secret probation!!! |
| I am not one to get flippant about money but its funny you're talking about 10 dollars like it matters in exchange for hours of entertainment, especially on wsb of all places |
| OpenAI now projects closer to $600 billion in total compute spend through 2030, down from a trillion |
| He's not wrong, just always had the timing wrong. |
| Lmao first saw this series on this sub a couple weeks ago and never fails to make me laugh |
| Would love to see that |
| Fk'n A! |
| I hope that they don't buy WBD and we go back to printing money. Buying this dip has been painful as fuck. |
| Just invested $2b more. And NBIS. Sold APLD. |
| Seppuku |
| They're called emergency tariffs cuz Trump had an emergency in his pants |
| The discrepancy is all the people who paid 40k for a bachelors degree in “Modern Underwater Retardation” |
| Oh come on now, US is turning into a complete clownfest shitshow... |
| war just means they print money faster than anything |
| Some days you cum and other days you get cummed on |
| I had about 28k in calls expire useless today. |
| Go buy some 0dtes ya fuck\n\nI’m super comfortable with my positioning. We can revisit this convo in the future and see who’s broke |
| Looks to me that it’s a lot of hedge play against SPY dipping but there’s a lot of resistive support down to $666. I don’t think the majority is expecting it to go down, but it’s defensively positioned to save themselves if it does. So basically more theta fucking coming to you |
| Absolutely nailed it. Good work |
| **based** |
| just do the opposite of what you been doing |
| Because Republicans are in the majority in Congress and have a 6-3 majority on the Supreme Court - and support this. That's why.\n\nThis is what the country gets for electing that regarded party. |
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| Eat my dongus sticky |
| We strike I ran over the weekend, then🥭 announces it, the stock market is down 4% in the pre market… +0.11% by open. Same shit different weekend |
| Tariffs can remain regarded longer than you can remain solvent |
| I hate how I grimaced, thanks. |
| Not quite, the new way he is using is limited to 150 days maximum unless he gets congress approval, which he won't. |
| It makes you wonder what his response will be to the evidence that comes of him raping children |
| https://preview.redd.it/7xoo5kif1qkg1.jpeg?width=760&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=41365cc06d618bad4c58e7831933773557454dde |
| Does NVDA still own CRWV? |
| What a fucking moron. Seriously, this guy is deliberately derailing a country. |
| 0% day confirmed |
| idk, he left Mars and Jupiter off the list. |
| Not as redarted as OP |
| The idea of Claude having security agents as a third party is the worst idea I’ve ever seen in security. |
| Did weed get tariffs today or something? God damn -10% on MSOS today. |
| Tariff me once, shame on you. Tariff me twice, I tariff myself, I don't get tariffed again |
| Exactly. |
| how about this - have the intern ask ai to write the reports and "make sure to make it look good for investors," banking on it hallucinating the numbers\n\nreport that data to investors, then blame the intern who blames the ai who blames the data centers and don't worry about any of it |
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| i sold my house and i'm homeless and i did it to gamble on stocks and lost it all because I got no idea what the fuck I'm doing |
| I see your sale on the options chain, great job buddy |
| 🤡 whatboutism |
| We are all DoorDash drivers that never make a wrong trade. |
| alright gay bears, which stock in this list is going to have some 30x put baggers. lets put our gay heads together (literally) |
| Gigafuk if you have education loan on top of that |
| There are bigger regards out there. Remember that there are people who voted for this. |
| Buying calls in a bear market? Why bro why |
| It wants to be able to secretly record you |
| I bought Greenland while nobody was looking |
| Isn't the word "Targeted" in section 122 also? What is targeted about a GLOBAL 10% tariff? It's like he didn't even try to follow the law. |
| Clearly there are reasons or no one would do it |
| No, it’s about international power coupons. This has nothing to do with nuclear war, and if you bought that narrative, you’re a dumdum. |
| Don’t confuse your path with your destination. Just because it’s stormy now doesn't mean you aren't headed for sunshine. |
| But think abt how much more fun you had |
| Zoom out from months to years |
| Duh, silver |
| “Don’t blame me, blame the timeframe of my prediction” |
| Cyber 🔒 got DeepSeeked |
| Good thing this means jack shit because companies will keep prices elevated regardless. |
| Looking forward to the refund |
| Damn gold still going |
| Crying was the gaslight all along... |
| Hmmm how many of those bookworms claimed bankruptcy multiply times like the billionaire.? Just because your a billionaire does not mean you know how the economy works. He got that way from his fathers hard work, selling his things at an over valued prices, not paying back banks and workers or suppliers and recently grifting. |
| Pretty everything he has done has been struck down at some point and even though he fights, eventually he loses. The law takes a long time, but it's working. |
| NET also squashed for no reason |
| The market has been going sideways for how many months now? What do you mean in bull market? |
| It’s the weekend 🥰 |
| He makes money via crypto every time he announces tariffs. |
| My cam has been covered since I bought it. Still works |
| *waves |
| 0.04 is 0.04 |
| Really? because both stocks were flat most of the morning and then randomly dumped at 1 pm, while the broader market at 1 pm until close was rallying. \n\nYou're dumb, and wrong. |
| VT |
| Za |
| Unironically, bear meat is pretty good |
| So ignore the Supreme Court and throw a temper tantrum by adding another 10% on every country in addition to his current ones...meaning he's taxing US even more. This is just insane now. |
| ETFs long term |
| Does this guy have any other moves? Its just tariffs tariffs tariffs all the damn time. |
| I like how your leaving yourself out of the group |
| https://preview.redd.it/jjrbuj2y0qkg1.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=9b5bce0869342a14d515caef2d9aaffee9a7201a\n\n |
| ...for 150 days, and probably will cause all sorts of legal trouble. Lol. \n \nThere aren't many other ways for them to justify these sorts of tariffs. They'll need Congress to make any of this stick. |
| Please at this point its a rule of thumb just put half of your money in the S and P or something, so at least you have long term bs |
| For one, he's a narcissist, and has been literally incapable of admitting fault since he was about five years old.\n\nFor another, he is in a state of advancing dementia. I seriously am not sure if he could recite the alphabet right now.\n\nEither way, it's pretty damn safe to ignore what he says. |
| That would be great for them because they would then be paid by other countries. Winning. |
| 100% tariff on America until they reverse this decision |
| Apple claims covering up the camera with a cover could damage your laptop.\n\nDo they think we're dumb or something😂😂😂 |
| If you’re losing in a generational bull market, I shudder to think what a bear market will do to folks… |
| I am a pedo in his inner circle. Highly recommend it. The justice department actually defends you 😎. |
LOL they had young girls coming to mar-a-lago and told them to "dress sexy"\n\n ‘Don’s Best Friend’: How Epstein and Trump Bonded Over the Pursuit of Women The president has tried to minimize their friendship, but documents and interviews reveal an intense and complicated relationship. Chasing women was a game of e... www.nytimes.com |
| This is incredibly retarded and repeated in every loss porn post. That's like saying how do people lose money in Vegas when the Dow is 50k |
| Big time “old man tariffs cloud” vibes |
| There was a time when companies would compete by undercutting competitors price. Then we stopped enforcing anti-trust and any time a disrupter appeared, the big company just buys them. |
| Mag7 hiring of new college grads went from 50% pre-covid to 7% today. \n\nIf you're in college now, you're fucked. Thank you for your attention to this matter. |
| The people here that hit it big either got in early or YOLO'd before it became a crowded trade. Now everything is strategic and the market is chop city. The free money isn't so easy anymore. You really need to know where the momentum and rotation is. Then get in and out. If this year continues the way it's going, a lot more people will end up going broke on 0DTEs because of their cockiness from last year's brain dead upwards move. |
| The tariffs keep getting struck down. He can keep trying to wiggle them back in place, but eventually he wont have anymore options. On top of that, there doesn't need to be enough to impeach, just enough to stop him from doing anything. That's easy to do. |
| get a job |
| Bro wouldn’t say this if they saw my portfolio |
| Sorry man, my screen is a different color than yours |
| Is AI bullish for Netflix? Can't they just use AI and put out like 100's of movies and shows every month. I would assume in the future, they can just put in a script into a generator and that creates the movie/show |
| lol, investors? Someone who is banking on the market to fail isn’t an investor. They’re a gambler. |
| Ding ding |
| RIP 🪦 |
| Same way you did it |
| Hahaha do what? I’m in the same boat. I just run on pure spite and hatred I have no loved ones and I’m a pariah so this is the only thing I can do |
| He likely won't be part of this administration by the end of the current term, he doesn't have the health to last that long. \nI'm picking when he loses the midterms he'll suffer a massive stoke and the world will be free of the idiocy |
| MSFT you piece of shit. GOOGL managed 4% today |
| Uhhhhh buy more |
| If you pronounce fentanyl as “fentanal” your parents are blood related. |
| And yet crypto bros havnt had enough twerking for them |
| Crypto is a ponzi scheme. |
| Lost 10k today to start the weekend. Fuuuuuuuu |
| What a clown. He is literally trying to fuck everyone on the planet, even though fucked the kids already |
| I'm tired, boss |
| nba is still there |
| the federalist society very successfully ensured the destruction of judiciary impartiality, blueprinted in 1971 by Powell, carried out to thr T by capital-C Conservatives since then with virtually no pushback. |
| Good thing I don't like buying stuff |
| \n⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️\n⬜️⬜️⬜️🟩🟥⬜️⬜️⬜️🟩🟥🟩🟥\n⬜️🟩🟥🟩🟥⬜️🟩🟥🟩⬜️⬜️⬜️\n⬜️🟩🟥🟩🟥⬜️🟩⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️\n🟩⬜️⬜️⬜️🟥🟩⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️\n⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️ |
| After making tons of trades that all turned into scalps and stress…Weekly profit: 1.1%… SPX weekly gain: 1.07% 🤦♂️ could have just full ported SPY shares and sold this afternoon for the same result. |
| Keep me posted on your next pick! |
| Yea maybe in 15 years but definitely not in these early stages |
| Not like that! |
| It’s ok, lots of tards are living kick ass lives. My wife, she was tarded; she’s a pilot now. |
| And people who forgot their passwords* |
| I had MSFT calls and SPX puts lmao |
| Sounds like Trump is going to fail just as spectacularly as Biden did then lol. |
| PC master race |
| Cats! |
| Why did Netflix move up and is it rebound time |
| Believe it or not , straight to tariff... |
| I'd listen to that |
| you are correct, a lot of these names were actually solid green in the first two hours of trading. this is definitely a response to Claude Code Security |
| undeservedly, and improbably, yes--up $36k |
| 10% is better than current rate, and it is gone after 150 days, and the government already own importers money i.e importers probably dont need to pay, just deduct it from the balance from the custom own them. |
| Mcdonalds |
| TACO |
| He retweeted the soccer AI slop? |
| A crunch wrap SUPREME B |
| Why not 1000% ? Lmfao |
| Sue them for 10billion |
| What did Trump have for lunch today? |
| Posts like these: the top is in, buy puts\n\n^((I say with a port full of calls)^) |
| Pretty sure the dude fake crying to win an argument is the one who can get fucked in this situation. She is right to find that pathetic. |
| coke |
| QQQ\n\nLast 5 Mondays = Green.\n\nVs.\n\nThe 9 day alternating streak of Green, Red, Green, Red, Green, Red, Green, Red, Green(today)\n\nOne of these will come to an end next Monday. |
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| Markets are forward looking, and sometimes irrational as you may argue. My view is that all the quick advancements in AI fuels the sentiment that any saas product will eventually be commoditised\n\nThus the code review doesn’t impact crwd and net (yet), but possibly the market feels it is one step closer to their moat being eroded, and they want to get out before it happens. |
| God I’m going to hell for how hard I just laughed at this |
| I would not envy anyone trying to explain to the average Wall St. fund manager how Crowdstrike works. They probably figure it's as easy to replace as like Adobe Creative Studio. |
| i'm getting my antifa check from Soros too! |
| Playing 4d chess, two steps ahead. |
| Bring on the class action lawsuits! Where do I sign up? |
| My bro! Let your stench free! |
| There is literally no reason to not be in an ETF, which is free money most years. Qqq or voo and you can just move on with your life. |
| The century of american humiliation is going to be so fucking funny to watch and those idiots deserve all of it. |
| On other thought. Trump has been seriously hampered in regards to his foreign policy. He cannot wield tariffs indiscriminately anymore. Calls on war with Iran |
| Isn’t it mostly wall street types who decide the correlation between headlines/sentiment and impact to valuation for the algos? If so they may be out of their depth here not understanding AI properly or thinking that it will literally do everything a software company does. |
| https://preview.redd.it/jyk6ujq20qkg1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dea65862bf34026f4fe5d1612ca671dbaf769476\n\n |
| It doesn’t change his life, he can’t quit he has to grind until he hits a 2mill+ or lose it all like a true degen |
| I have futures contracts. Can still sell them right now, should I? |
| Tariffing intensifies |
| Celebrating the Supreme Court decision with some supreme tacos |
| If you can’t afford to lose it all, don’t gamble it all. I’m sorry this has happened to you though. I hope you learn from this. |
| What should be legal that is illegal rn? |
| Has anyone here even visited their site man it looks like its from 10 years ago, I barely even see any houses listed how are they making any money? |
| High risk stocks sold off\n\nEdit: Next week the rest will follow |
| I’m getting the feeling that 3 out of 9 justices didn’t too well in Constitutional Law classes. 😏 |
| Because mate's going all in and losing everything again. |
| So is shitting your pants. |
| This guy is wifeing. |
| Agreed |
| https://wendys-careers.com/ |
| Wants? I think he has already done that long ago. |
| Invest in rycey only going up |
| YES |
| I feel like you need to be interviewed by major news outlets explaining this and reinforcing yet again that the importer pays the tariffs (and then probably passes it on in price increases to the consumer) |
| Did today work out for you guys? |
| One trade at a time |
| We had every excuse to dump hard this week and we didn’t. This market is stuck to the 6900 level. Buy puts when it hits 7000. Buy calls when it hits 6800 |
| The answer is always calls |
| Uh puts 100 years to expiring. Will pay bigly |
| https://preview.redd.it/3kbpq9lvzpkg1.jpeg?width=1020&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e5ea3b25b51d28b5513b0908bc902cdcac7fa638 |
| 99.84%to be exact |
| I am going to put in my tariff claim for $1B |
| No IT manager is going to ditch Crowdstrike for a cloud tool unless they want to get fired |
| McDonalds...do your job already. |
| There's also a ton of space for bad actors to use AI to defeat security, which will make security tools even more important than they are now. So I agree the market reaction to this is misguided. |
| That does seem to be the answer for most of these guys. It’s rough to pay $20k for that lesson but people pay $80k to learn you should never buy a Range Rover 🤷♂️ |
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| Stop loss is a scam. |
| I don't think so, are you saying it is because of the [BEA data release?](https://www.bea.gov/news/2026/gdp-advance-estimate-4th-quarter-and-year-2025) that was released at 8:30 EST, but CRWD and NET didn't start dumping till 10am pacific, which is when the Claude Code Security press release came out |
| Clearly you haven’t seen how much the app has progressed since 2-3 years ago |
| You can't expect him to understand all those words together like that. |
| If he is having fake crying matches with his SO after purposefully gaslighting each other, then her leaving is probably best for both parties. Also, if he is resorting to fake crying to "win" an argument then he is ABSOLUTELY pathetic |
| The way 🥭 is reacting with this 10% tariff is making me think he might be kind of an asshole |
| The emperor has no 👕 🤭 |
| They say 95% of traders lose money, but well over 5% thinks they have what it takes if this subreddit is anything to go by.\n\nUnless you’ve proven in life that you’re capable of being exceptional in any area, the chances of your returns being exceptional are just as slim. And just because you’re exceptional at something else does not mean you will be exceptional at this.\n\nIf you’re just an average joe, your portfolio likely looks like the average joe’s, where 95% of traders are unprofitable. |
| Congrats dude |
| Nobody in the EU gives a damn now, we'll be rid of most US produce within 6 years, and that movement is not likely to reverse. |
| I had an English teacher once that taught us we should never bet with any money we can't afford to lose. Maybe pull that last $160 for gas money and give the stock market a break. |
| so if no government agencies have any teeth, why pay tax? Oh right im poor |
| You suck at gambling |
| You really belong here. |
| 😂 |
| When no Iran attack happens. We gap up 1% Monday. |
| Get in line and put in a claim |
| Great! |
| This is actually not a tin hat moment at all, this is great thinking |
| What the fuck are you on about lol. The EU doesn’t even buy $900 million in value from all Iranian exports in a year. And the biggest category that the EU imports from Iran is fruits. Iran could stop producing oil tomorrow and nothing would be felt in the EU |
| So Supreme Court says Mango tariffs are illegal, but Mango says all existing tariffs will remain, and then there's a new 10% tariff? Is that correct? He just doesn't have to listen to the SCOTUS? |
| Claude-led selloff is stupid. Great bargains in cyber/SW if you have the cash. |
| He want to make it white again? |
| Only redeeming point of this week is 🌽 will dunk under 60 this weekend |
| How is more money than you've ever had "not life changing?" |
| Garcia vs Barrios who yall got? |
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| Only 10% ? Thats very disappointing Mr Taco. |
| Looks like your being greedy. Lots of spikes where you should take profit |
| he knew that going into it but as always didnt care and did it any way. the only question I have do all the people who paid these tariffs over the past year do they get their money back.? |
| So the market is going to be up right guys?..right? |
| This is completely B's he just doing it cuz he says it's a bargain tool which isn't legal |
| 2032 |
| We might not be getting tariff checks, but the DOGE checks will hit our accounts any minute now lmao |
| Northrop Grumman did not care for today, but I believe in the bomb so we hold the line. |
| Put this on a billboard |
| No more tarrifs!!\n\nNow lower your prices damnit |
| Put it all on black |
| I think you can safely assume everything they do is to fuck the consumer and take their money |
| Buy some lottery tickets, you'll have a better chance of making a profit |
| enough of this, i dumped all my US holdings, too much drama |
| ur too smart |
| Nuclear weapons. It’ll kick of a nuclear arms race and with those religious fucks hellbend on trying to wipe each other for centuries, who’s to say they won’t use nukes |
| You misspelt pump |
| I mean it’s gonna dump at some point it’s just when |
| I was just talking to my homie about this |
| Bro makes 91k a week, Chad. |
| Very strongly ! |
| Today wasn't great but the week was pretty good |
| Try doing the opposite of whatever you think you should do |
| there needs to be a homeless guy podcast where they just discuss the latest drama at the encampment |
| It's what they would do. |
| What were your main tickers? I’m assuming short dated and far otm contracts? |
| Gonna have a barbeque this weekend. Thinking of grilling some bear |
| I was gonna play video games(Xbox) but they made the shit so expensive like pay $10 a month just for online and extra for games. Yea..I'm not paying that much to play games |
| Champagne huhuhuh |
| Bers crowding into those weeklies did not work out...... |
| Bro. You fucking suck at this. Just dump it into VOO and call it a day. |
| Inflation comes in hot buy calls, inflation comes in low buy calls, GDP comes in good buy calls, GDP misses by 50% buy calls, unemployment ticks up buy calls, unemployment comes in low buy calls, tariffs ruled illegal buy calls, tariffs back on the menu buy calls.\n\nDon't try and fight the ponzi scheme that is the US stock market, you will lose. |
| Tariff grievances are not good for midterms, shift in power, markets love gridlocked govt. This might save 🥭 economy |
| Bro, you just need to stop. It’s ok; trading isn’t for everyone. You gave it your best shot and it didn’t work out. Just be happy it didn’t cost you *that* much |
| This. Trump telling the checks and balances “make me” with this. |
| tinfoil hat time, but what if this was just a ruse to gather a massive slush fund to return to corporations? I mean think about it, front end they get charged tariffs for imports, a good bit of which is passed on to the consumer. then, tariffs are struck down as illegal, opening up refund lawsuits where they can recoup the tariff payments, but not pass the refunds onto consumer\n\n\n\nTLDR: owe10 bucks, pass 5 of the cost onto the consumer pay 5 yourself. year later you get 10 back and pay nothing to the consumer. you've gained 5 bucks doing nothing but funneling the consumers money to yourself\n\n |
| https://preview.redd.it/lrbm03b7zpkg1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a9b2d0c3c9b218080bfabb989c258669c3b2820e |
| I’m sure the companies in the s&p will do their own cybersecurity with Claude. |
| Bro is lame alright. Slurring his words all throughout that "speech". Cholesterol must be working overtime |
| It’s is very stupid (also holding puts) |
| Fok spy and fok bers |
| He's too busy gooning |
| Hold |
| lol Trump is barely intelligible. Presser was brutal |
| META and AAPL going to run. Lag7 becomes Mag7 again. |
| market is absolutely rigged..NFLX had a green day |
| We are gonna rip on Monday. Thank you for once SCOTUS |
| Go ahead and log out.\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/cbzup3d4zpkg1.jpeg?width=446&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cde3f2acf90b0e3545fe821b86e72eb1320ef4e8 |
| Lol |
| I’ve got $GOOG June calls also. Still holding. AMZN shares only. As to why, they’re very profitable and I believe undervalued. Nancy would probably disagree. To be fair, I made 6K a couple weeks ago on MSFT calls so I could very well be guilty of rinse and repeat. Works until it doesn’t! |
| You’ll be fine, you still have more money than 76% of this community. |
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| it is windows, everyone always used to hate on new windows releases, xbox small % of revenue, outlook is pretty easy to use, office is fine too.\n\namzn is cheap, google not that cheap anymore |
| Man fuck this market. The day I sit out it wants to pump. |
| 🌮 |
| Hey that means the tariffs on Nvidia chips to China are illegal!! |
| Crwd down 8% on Claude security fears but how is AI gonna build what the company already has this fast. Maybe in the next 15 years sure |
| Weekend thread best thread |
| It's not just you, I've heard the same thing from coders, who seem to suspect they will not be unemployed as quickly as the public assumes. I'm in healthcare too and have heard about AI revolutionizing healthcare. The specialized chatbot I use for work is pretty neat, and useful to bounce ideas off of, but I'm not seeing how I would become unemployed, or how this will increase my productivity significantly. \n\nNot saying it's not possible we will all be unemployed in 5 years though! |
| Yes |
| Tariff man without tariff powers lmao |
| Finally off work, why am I up so much today what happened I expected carnage was scared to finally check my phone |
| Only if refunds are given tho |
| Some would say, the mushiest… nobody mushes as much as I do. I love mush |
| And made the grave mistake of being a woman. |
| https://preview.redd.it/61d0gy3vypkg1.jpeg?width=420&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8cdceea73a06575748cb54b0992c1221b507a35e |
| He only cares what his bosses (Netanyahu and Miriam Adelson) think and when they say attack, he will obey. To hell with everybody else including us Americans. |
| That way OP will be right all along! |
| It’s almost as if what’s good for billionaires might not be good for the general economy. Exhibit a Russian oligarchs |
| Without these gawd damn tariffs I'm hoping these jobs applications will finally work so my fat ass don't have to be sitting at home all day |
| Also we can't afford to pay back what's already been collected and he claimed 'doing so would bankrupt us'. \n\nWhy the fuck is your strategy to fuck over consumers and American business so hard that if you tried to make the situation right, it would bankrupt the country.\n\nOh I know why. He is trying to crater the dollar because his sons and him are hyper into Crypto because banks hate them and they scam everyone. \n\nAlso, Lutnik's kids are getting paid for this. His company apparently bought the rights for restitution from companies IF the tariffs got struck down.\n\nThis is honestly the most batshit insane admin I have ever seen. I truly don't know if I can ever trust a conservative again. |
| Gaslight her boyfriend into gaslighting her into the fact she is gaslighting you. |
| Stop Loss and Going in and out of position (small gain adds up and compounds too, slowly but surely) before the trade switches against you, like a college boy goes in and out of pussies |
| The world is laughing at the orange turd. |
| Looks like a completely normal port to me |
| ☝🏾👨🏾🦳 |
| So you're telling me these fin analysts are saying that things like better auth code will stop bot farms from attacking? \n\nLol does sound rather ridiculous\n |
| Watch ufc prolly |
| You’re a door dasher and had $140k total in 2 different brokerages? BS. This has to be fake. |
| Call Wendy's |
| Why? |
| I saw that, someone discovered a new kind of spinosaur |
| Username does not checkout....... |
| Whichever one you don't buy. |
| That's fucked. 95% of the cost has already been passed on to us, the consumers. We deserve a class action refund! |
| Is that part of his economic strategy, I’m serious? Tariffs are passed on and paid by American consumers. They will be deemed illegal, then companies will seek remedy with the US government. The US government will have to pay, which of course means taxpayers. Of course, companies will not lower prices to any large degree. Seems like it could be the economic plan. |
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| Ded |
| You might just be a gambling addict. |
| It already went out while he was talking lmao |
| Very |
| https://preview.redd.it/zdz4hywoypkg1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=df6fa2766e262c754ee14d9b67aae7554a89beac |
| 😭 |
| Thank you. This made my day |
| As a software engineer that's been exposed to many revolutionary changes in software development over the decades, in the end by the time you buy the revolutionary tool and figure out all it's quirks and features you realize it would have been quicker just to code everything in C yourself to begin with, most of it being reused of old code. |
| How do people manage this in a bull market |
| What do you make of the billions being spent on hedges/large spy puts? |
| Pulls? |
| I know from experience that the $160 left in that account are fully cursed with 'oof' and OP must ritualistically put it all in a retarded bet that has virtually 0% chance of hitting just to cleanse himself of all traces of this nightmare and knowingly throw that $160 in the trash as the last meagre semblance of control he has left. |
| Seems like "hanging" wasn't a typo. |
| Hope Nvidia AMD and AVGO sue the clown just like Costco did.\n\nAnother casino bankrupted. |
| Lame duck Trump finally put in his place. Trying to use some other section for his tariffs now. That’s cute. Except Congress has to reauthorize them in 150 days. Which they won’t. Market now treating him like the lame duck he is. Love to see it. |
| I was gonna hold my calls over the weekend, but Mango looks primed to tweet some absolute dogshit policy just because. |
| People who use screen protectors are poosies. |
| I will say during Piggy's ranting today, he did make one good point. Why did the Supreme Court just completely ignore what to do with the money that has been collected? |
| 5D chess move right there! |
| Nah the shit the US does to its economy has a ripple effect. Everyone gets touched by Donny sooner or later. |
| I feel like 5 years from now Amazon is still going to be at 200 |
| All those expenses are tax deductible as a 1099-bro |
| Can anyone explain why stocks ended green after Trump declared global tariffs in an apparent spite fueled rage at the SC? I don't care if the answers are right just want a narrative to cling to. Best I have is "The markets have attuned to Trump and feel more comfortable with the state of things after he rage tweets" |
| You really only learn lessons from losing money. Don't put a large amount of money in before at least having 3 years of messing around if you trade |
| 1% of the time, it works every time ahh portfolio |
| far too late to the space party |
| What's in your esg portfolio? |
| Thoughts on monday? |
| I want $1 Million dollars too, please |
| Quit trading when you still had half is what you should have done |
| gaslighting the gaslighter, that’s some inception level shaaayt 🤯 |
| I just need MARA to jump to $8.50 + sometime early next week in my bag is secure. Please corn make a resurgence to 90 K this weekend. |
| Signals that the crash will be insane |
| [<image>](https://i.redd.it/ek36v49d5djg1.png) |
| Can’t fucking wait. |
| CNBC a bunch of regards |
| An Invasion of Iran will destabilize: \n\-The US: anti-war protests, massive civil unrest due to worsening economic conditions being putting people on a breaking point \n\-The EU: Oil-dependency to Iran, Oil price spike and breakdown of trade in Indian Ocean and Strait of Hormuz will fuck over EU industry. \n\-Iran: Power vacuums and potential risk of a multi-faction civil war \n\-Israel(temporarily occupied Palestine): No more boogeyman to justify Netanyahu's position => massive anti-netanyahu protests in Israel\n\nIt's the most elaborate way to shoot oneself in the foot and 🥭 won't taco on Iran war because of Israeli blackmail and Oil Industry interests. |
| But I feel POLYgon wants a cracker |
| Pissed the jays off… |
| Funny enough the decentralization projects are ideal for storage because you want distribution and resilience.\n\nSia.tech sells 1 TB for $1/mo. Give or take. That's 4x cheaper than many |
| Today 9 bookworms decided they know more about running the economy than a billionaire |
| Very but also holding |
| Damn McDonald’s on you |
| fr |
| first losing week boys please say trading be easier now after opex jeysus |
| "My predictions have never been wrong" This is so wrong in many ways 🥴 |
| Yes, unironically. Hence the apocryphal Fidelity study showing that dead investors outperform living ones. Also r/bogleheads .\n\n\nUnfortunately it usually doesn't produce ten baggers, so WSB would rather bet the farm on orange juice futures. |
| [<image>](https://i.redd.it/ek36v49d5djg1.png) |
| Zero fear in this Ponzi.. absolutely insane… |
| Holding poots ☺️ |
| Wendys drive throughs |
| What do we do for 2 days now? |
| How risky is it to hold QQQ puts over the weekend? |
| Too regarded even for WSB, new level of extreme regard. Perhaps, even, the most regarded of all regards. All my friends say it, perhaps the most regarded ever. |
| yes, these tariffs are on top of existing ones he says will remain in place |
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| If you’re an MM reading this, I hope your yacht gets repossessed 🫵😂 |
| Now I can go back to secretly putting my finger in people's oatmeal. |
| Time to switch from fresh pineapples to canned ones. |
| Exactly. Once the hoarders hold all of it, and the people decide not to use it, it becomes worthless. |
| Earnings are a different breed than just market movements, i don't really care for it much as they are like blind bets |
| I’m not even sure why we’re *maybe* attacking Iran. The fuck they do anyways. |
| I think there's a ton of space for AI to make security better, I'm just saying in this case the algos or analysts don't know enough to make heads or tails of this particular product release |
| Today was not a good day for those putters |
| Same I’ve been dollar cost averaging into spy for like 6 months now. Hell of a time to make a long term “safe” investment account. I’ve actually been up more on my gambling account |
| US Canada men’s gold hockey game is going to be absolute cinema |
| Confirmed. |
| Pickles will prevail! |
| Mango start the strikes on iran while they're fasting |
| CRWD is kill |
| If you don’t have a handle on the market, don’t trade stocks |
| https://preview.redd.it/npruols6ypkg1.jpeg?width=2728&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=256582c727f8d95adfdcad6e47dc0498d3a278bd |
| Most here liked Joe's market more. |
| 🥭 is the only person who would even bring up Epstein's island. |
| Tfw i have to root for an invasion of Iran to save what little is left of my port |
| This clown is about to start a war that will effect the whole world and you're muddying the waters with his attention seeking tariffs ?\n\nYou are Part of his smokescreen 100 %. Dickheads tariffs won't mean a fucking thing when Israel tell him to go on Iran. Do you realise this ? |
| And I had to watch her at 2 in the morning… really sad. 🤣🤣 |
| Frontotemporal dementia combined with the gamut of personality disorders is a crazy fucking combo |
| They didn't rule on if the tariffs had to be refunded. That will be in a court battle for years, not good outcome for him |
| And bought NA beer with it. |
| Betting at its finest |
| ASTS and RKLB set me back at least another month today |
| This can’t be real can it? 😭 |
| it will kill a lot of start ups for sure. Im going to use to scan my AWS, basically see if i have any dumb security group issues and VPC configurations. If anything, AI will make security audit cheaper. Also, can be used as a recommendation for Cost Explore on what to cut and how to sub it |
| I was totally right that the roulette wheel would land on red, I was just a couple spins early. |
| You got proof? Wouldn’t believe you unless you had CRWD or PANW calls lol |
| Bears ARE your family. |
| A prince is being charged yet this scum is still shitting his pants while still in charge of a country. Release the unredacted files! |
| Msft sucks. Windows is terrible and their updates are haphazard. Their AI sucks. Excel and Office are buggy. Xbox is an inferior product. Outlook is unintuitive. Microsoft customers hate Microsoft. Why would you get calls on them over Google or Amazon? |
| Feels like a good chunk of traders have just been sitting in cash for a minute now. |
| Buy that dip. Would you hire AI to do your security? Mine has me putting glue on pizza. |
| They are down because of service related economic data not code review AI |