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| p to b to m is how she likes it |
| i accept Zelle and applepay whichever you prefer |
| She’ll make it back in no time. |
| how tf are you red in one of the easiest markets to read currently? |
| “Experience keeps a dear school but fools will learn at no other” |
| \+$58 today with 16k here lmao |
| Just has to cool off after those great earnings |
| Damn this JANE street economy. |
| both |
| Bet |
| https://preview.redd.it/6fv5tmmv2fjh1.jpeg?width=662&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ef39149d4f023d0ad3190910a5313aef6243995d\n\n \nHe’s my quant |
| Agreed.\n\nDenying reality is as well. The irony huh? Hahaha |
| https://preview.redd.it/410p41bv2fjh1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=41c8d3bd8bf0f8eaede008bcd7237ad52c002e05 |
| he's gonna short the usa with ur 401k's |
| The magic is always the Inverse Rule |
| Map vs Territory |
| I will suck ur dick for free if that happens |
| Jane Street is typically WILDLY profitable. I believe they are the highest paying company to its employees on earth |
| I have fallen in love online and I am moving to DRC. |
| Lol done! |
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| The booty hole or the P? |
| Investing or gambling options?? lol |
| Just own both. Still 100% to go from here easily |
| Unlike a drug dealer, she just washes the crack and sells it again. Limitless supply. |
| monday is a mystery... |
| YOU GUYS GOT "OKAY?!!"!!! |
| how to buy 779 puts ?? and how come the price soo cheap. It was much higher for ATM puts today |
| Opportunity cost does include risk or the lack thereof. |
| i dunno its either pump or dump but today was slow bleed |
| Congrats |
| I closed 96% of my trade at loss \n\n \nAm i the bad kind of autism? |
| Building a fab isn’t just a money issue. Also need great engineers and internal process knowledge. Plus you need all the suppliers to grow their capacity too. I won’t bet against Elon pulling it off but this is a 10+ year project IMO. |
| It was Venezuela, Iran, Cuba and Greenland, in order. \nSomeone in between took away the lollipop |
| Investing or gambling? |
| Srry a 2% pump Monday would be crazy |
| That’s dumb. I’ll just tell them to do the opposite of what I think is good |
| There's your first mistake. "They" are probably retarded |
| #WEEKEND FUTES UP 800 AS THE STRAIGHT BECOMES THE 51ST STATE USA USA USA |
| Is it as retarded as paying interest on loans you get with money from unrealized gains, because you don´t taxy them? |
| Making 300k this year I can piss away some money 🫡 |
| I'm so smart that I put in a buy order for puts at 10:30, immediately canceled it and bought calls instead, and guess who held those calls till Trump's garbage speech 🧠 |
| going to yolo $60k HPE leaps before their next earnings\n\ndid it last time and paid out \~$40k\n\nwe’ll see if it works again; cloud business is banging rn |
| Aka "Citadel found $20 billion in a couple days." |
| You're mine! |
| Whatever makes you feel better |
| \+$22k. Still down $130k from last Oct though |
| YOU GUYS GOT THAT?!! |
| Opsct right? |
| diamonds under 2ct have no value |
| did 🥭 forget about greenland |
| BitFUFU 😂 |
| Don’t scare me like that |
| Gap up Monday 🌝 |
| and he doesn't care to show it |
| What are you invest in if you don't mind me asking |
| just google " hell cat runs from gsp " |
| Are you selling signals? |
| My hero. He bridged the gap. |
| Out here with precious gems and shit. You got a monocle? |
| SO OKAY!!! |
| CEO package doesn't kick in until $115 😉 |
| Sometimes deep in the rubble, you find a priceless comment like this one 👆 |
| rddt stock abotu to plummet\n\nget out while you can |
| They are DY so you always pay a premium with them, but it comes with lifetime warranty and polishing and such. I specifically wanted some titanium rings since I already got a full set of 18k gold ones |
| We’ll see what happens. |
| He means he doesn't care gas is crazy. |
| If you have to ask, you don’t have the good kind. |
| https://preview.redd.it/uraajq622fjh1.jpeg?width=1206&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5c1a68ad1deb011cdd90a845ac7521ddf3501e57 |
| If you have to ask you’re not the right kind. |
| Add SMCI $100B MC |
| Yeah I bought more. My average now is around 160 |
| Gay |
| Sold RDDT at the very top but feeling dumb for not jumpin in again week ago |
| We were being against morgan Stanley the whole time |
| No way. Terafab is a pipe dream. |
| what did he mean by this |
| What ai sell off? |
| no where to sell them diamonds, dealers only want 2ct and larger |
| That's very optimistic. I'm thinking $75 tops |
| Sandisk back to the good ol days of June 2026 |
| 100,000 in some dividends would have been better than what you did. May not be what you were making but it would have been income. |
| You seem in a hurry to prejudge strangers online. Not surprised, virtue signaling of the kind displayed here is rather repugnant and indicative of very different tendencies irl. Anyway, not particularly interested in what you have to say so in order not to unnecessarily drag a conversation that doesn't need to be had I'll go ahead and block you now. |
| $AMZN has been disappointing towards the end of this week… sigh |
| This is not investing. It’s playing with money |
| Ok |
| i scrapped a lot of gold last year, bought cheap sold high, have a literal bag of earth mined diamonds |
| You are the man |
| Bill Hwang lost $20 billion in a couple of days. Something to shoot for. |
| I got enough bullion that metal doesn’t excite me anymore\n\nI need shiny rocks |
| America has a cruel culture that rewards and attracts cruel people lol like it isn’t rocket science. If you set it up so the most uncaring people can extract the most from everyone else you’re gonna get that result. 🤷♂️ |
| clench up you fuckers, a m7 just hit colombias antipode: indonesia. get fucked |
| AIFC is at 0.4182 a share, will most likely jump due to that news after market hours on rueters |
| If it was platinum or metal it would make sense. Diamonds is just a mafia group artificially constraining supplies to sell to suckers at high prices |
| It wasnt a full cave. His minions beleive whatever he just needs to say he won and cave. |
| KEEL finally showing signs of life lol |
| They’re only allowed to eat breakfast. It’s gotta be hell on earth. |
| Will Terafab become the next Sandisk ? Micron ?as in $SPCX hey one can dream ! 😂😂😂 |
| Is that because of the cost of each contract, or something else? |
| so how much y’all make or lose this week \n\nlet’s do this again next week |
| Those premiums are a killer |
| Jane is on the streets |
| How do I find out which one I am? I need job |
| those guys are a bunch of assholes and should be electrocuted, flayed and then shot, with their skin dried in the sun for a proper suit |
| monday a crap shoot, gonna do some weekend research on next targets to hit for wins |
| What happens first? \n\nDell 600B mc \nCisco 800B mc \nHPE 150B mc |
| I don’t know anything about that. |
| Have you tried asking for a refund? |
| Thank you for having sympathy. The world needs more like you |
| Damn, what a devastating reply. 🤡 |
| today was market chip down |
| Is Jane related to Cathy? |
| maybe stop. |
| Hell naw |
| I'm almost positive you need margin enabled to be able to trade them. |
| No one left to negotiate with. All are dead. Victory. |
| That kind of loss porn I can't relate to at all. At least some guy here loses a couple hundred thousand, I don't have that either but I can imagine having it |
| They'll do fine, they hire the good kind of autism |
| No man is immune to going full regard |
| I would donate for that. The guy is a total joke. Let him short all he wants. Even a broken clock is right twice a day |
| Cool when do I get to stop paying $25 for Chinese food? |
| Have you ever used PayPal? |
| The market is extremely backward looking. It constantly panics about shit that literally happened weeks ago. Just recently the nasdaq sold off over 10% because the market learned there was a war in Iran 4 months after it started |
| I mean derivatives are generally just riskier due to the time dynamic of them, but there is nothing that different about futures vs any other derivative that makes them more or less risky. You can be a penny stock equity trader taking on the same risk as someone trading derivatives. \n\nI think the initial comment is saying the person buying derivatives over just buying an ETF or some other low risk equity is dumb. But you won't be able to generate income for your monthly expenses buying shares in an ETF. |
| I bought shares after earning at around 135 as well as June 2027 leaps. |
| Zero, just compassion |
| 🥇 take this out mans award |
| Solid choice |
| Wait though it says he direct shorts which is open ended and usually has 2 year horizon. How does he lose at the moment even if it rallies right now? |
| 🤫 🤐 |
| (AIFC)AI FINANCIAL CORP (Formerly Alt5 trum p crypto exchange) NASDAQ they just scored a banking license, on rueters |
| 2% dump Monday would be crazy |
| Just wait for whatever gets excessively spammed by 1 month old accounts. |
| Night shift people are scary |
| Don’t quit your day job….. oh |
| Gods do bleed |
| Just impulse bought a 4,000$ black diamond ring and a 2,500$ blue sapphire ring\n\nCourtesy of the memory trade 🥳🤌💅 |
| Suboxone & baconator kinda weekend 🥷🦅 |
| How many felonies do you have |
| I like how you can tell someone trades options just by the amount of money being lost 🤣 |
| Thanks man. Me too.\n\nI don't know your financial situation but, I sincerely hope you preserve and protect that money. Goodluck brother. May your kids grow up without worry and financial stresses. |
| Yayyy like a doggie! |
| Tale as old as time |
| You’re better off buying 0dte spy calls bro bro |
| She should be the new mascot for this sub |
| Bhahaha |
| No wonder you got laid off |
| USA uncoils with them at this point tbh |
| Heard Kleager took some heavy losses in the bond department |
| You’re so wrong |
| I don’t have enough money to make money. But I do have enough money to lose money. So there’s that |
| In the right place, still plenty to lose |
| Take it with a grain of salt, but I work at Stripe and wouldn’t hedge a bet on us IPO’ing anytime soon. We have access to pretty much unlimited capital, and our acquisition portfolio is solid. We have two liquidity events a year, money is flowing, etc. There’s little to no reason for us to IPO and have John/Patrick answer to the public & shareholders more than they do |
| Market just goes up forever. Everyone gets rich. Easy money. Then Leopold enters the chat. Don’t become a target 🎯. |
| Arm yourself…. 🔥✋ |
| Oh wow. Mods here are slacking then, you might be the most obvious engagement farmer I've ever seen. |
| Lmao diving to the deep end I see… It smacked you hard is also what I see. Who the fuck told you to do futures |
| He got a billion in profits. The ones needing the meds are the ones who worship him |
| Fellow pypl bag holders, how do you plan to decorate your cardboard house under the bridge after they get bought out for $70? I'm stocking up on trash bags while I still have money! |
| the only thesis was line go up\n\n |
| I started watching house of the dragon, why do so many people like this shit? Incest surprise death incest iron throne |
| Should’ve just VOO and chilled \n\nOr bought 2 bitcoin and chilled |
| I trade on both platforms and the fidelity fills are way better the majority of time |
| Le Royalle With Cheese 🤌 |
| Very possible at this rate |
| https://preview.redd.it/233uhteh0fjh1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b9ca38e6b41b92ce203af9ef84df8b4e94a66adf |
| Just hold. Don't try and recover by going into options. Will recover. |
| 🥭 You’re at four dollars. It’s okay … I’ll never apologise. I did the right thing.” This Bozo needs all the meds. |
| Who would have thought market being at all time highs with strait in the Red Sea and the Hormuzzy being locked down… CERTAINLY NOT ME! \n\nI’m dumbfounded but I guess I need to thank the SPR, however I thought the market is forward thinking and would come to the conclusion that shit isn’t going to last another month and shits going to get wild\n\nBut I know nothing I guess so fuck me sideways |
| $NVDA is going to end up financing Terafab |
| I bet this guy isn't even black doing the n word under a meme label |
| Give up while you can. |
| Honestly I’m 0/4 on options except NBIS calls so I’m abstaining this week lol. KLAR will be interesting though |
| Fucking hero bro 🍻 |
| Hold only if you're cool holding the inevitable 50% drop rollercoaster ride. Otherwise, its a great swing trading stock |
| Go short |
| So pumped. Now that Hormuz is declared US territory I'm buying strait-front real estate. |
| My wife tonight 🫦 |
| Randy Marsh vs BatDaddy |
| Buy high sell low bullet proof strategy 😂 |
| investing or gambling |
| Is there an inverse Bury ETF? |
| What’s the next pump and dump |
| Check out Aydens evaluation, I haven't looked recently, but that's around the same multiple/market cap I would expect stripe to be values at in the public markets |
| https://preview.redd.it/no0epppzzejh1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=03307370f13e297808e101fece8e3e26ffe10edd |
| Good days |
| MU CALL BUYERS WISHED THEY PLAYED SNDK INSTEAD LMAO RIP MU CALLS 08/15 |
| weeb |
| This shit’s a fucking mess |
| https://preview.redd.it/pqxgdgcwzejh1.jpeg?width=448&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8eff6f42fcce6a337ce25d8790d760edb9ad21e4\n\n |
| ***Domain Expansion: Malevolent Bull Run*** |
| ooffff |
| Correct, but don't even have to wait that long. These stocks move violently. Look at what AAOI did today. If you caught that trend long, you made a lot of money. If you went short at the beginning of the day, you got crushed. Gotta wait and see how trend for day shapes up. |
| sndk lul |
| It's good for like 10 minutes, then bad for the next 10 minutes, and on and on. I'm making a money off of it switching between buying and shorting. You got bro. Still have more than me. |
| What girls, it’s all Grok. It always was! |
| Fair enough. I missed that story. I'd say a bigger problem than not seeing every news story is pointless, holier-than-thou in-fighting between people who should be aligned in wanting to see change. But you do you |
| Whats your avg? |
| *investing* |
| 🤝🫡 |
| Go downtown and eat it like a vulture |
| Unless you buy back! |
| Nah dude I’m talking full blown whale man some of these angles are so deceiving. Calls on meta for saving me hours of my time and money. Puts on tinder for letting this fly |
| by the way it is going, you have 1 year left before wendy's dumpster. |
| Just bought 500 shares of KEEL, didn’t want to miss out. |
| Gambling* |
| Was it a giant 9 or 10 like they said? They were shorting Aflaac the insurance company iirc because of a major identified concentration risk in japan, big disaster means big claims meaning stock tanks |
| As far as I know only Hood does that |
| Trading is not Investing and gambling is not trading. OPEN THE CASINO |
| You're saying that his sister will secretly crash the market? |
| To? |
| A ton of volume on spy 0dte’s |
| Y R U gey? |
| Klarna calls |
| always |
| Won’t be much. They’re a small fish in a massive pond. Lots of other AI networking players growing faster and better stock performance. Marvell is recovering after being the worst stock in the Nasdaq last year. |
| Excited! |
| When u get older, u appreciate the chunk. It will happen to u 2 |
| I hoep. Did put quite a lot before close. |
| Do you have to use leverage to trade futures? |
| It requires a crazy skill to lose 40% while equities are making new ATHs every other week |
| Bro should have bet on his former employer going on a run due to layoffs. Maybe that's a new hedge we should all use? |
| We are only back to where we were before the earnings. I’m okay holding. It was 185 two weeks ago and 205 4 weeks ago. |
| Thank you for the confirmation bias |
| Bro hit em with the "start, up arrow, x, up arrow, x" for god mode! |
| I don't think you're doing it right. |
| It's about as likely as you ever having consensual sex. |
| Seems like everyones been killing it recently |
| # FULL PORT ROSS |
| Did you short the entire market lol |
| 🌽 will start soon my son wait 6-12 mths |
| Something to do with magnets |
| x10 oil perps on low volume crypto DEXes are always there if you need your fix |
| Same |
| I have a legacy of beeing a retard. |
| What a sad life bers got. And in the end they don't even have money to show for it |
| even the dog is retarded |
| bro says investing and does options |
| We got this |
| How yall feeling about SPY dropping below 750 on Monday? |
| Anyone who uses the word legacy must be deeply retarded. Unless you are some ultra famous artist you’re forgotten immediately |
| I declare I am a billionaire. \n\nSee how fucking useless that was? |
| Nice, and how many other ideas did he have that were terrible? Poor people love to say they had good ideas and if only this or that but in reality they're wrong most of the time and don't makw good financial decisions. \n\nI bought some nvda shares after having bought multiple of their GPUs over the years. Once u saw 400% in a short time I thought this is it, no way it's going up more, I should take my profits. It then 10x.\n\nThe reality is even if you bought at a great time you wouldn't hold cause even 50% gains would seem like a lot. |
| that's because we have pure retardium syndrome, if you make back the money you didn't apply full potential |
| I just declared myself a billionaire, I wonder which one will happen first |
| Weekends are boring. World casino not open. |
| Keel |
| Shitposting is the only option after Marge calls |
| CUTTING MY HAIR TODAY GUYS THEIRS NOTHING WRONG WITH IT NOT BALD JUST GETTING A HAIR CUT ? 💇♂️ |
| Girls posting just face pictures on dating apps is always such a red flag. Glad I dug up Facebook and found out this girl is a fatty before wasting time on a date |
| Lol I forgot she existed |
| When you say intraday.. like buy at morning, dump by noon? |
| Ok, so what about future's makes it a dumb place to start trading? |
| Okay but can you do that though? Like what if you have video of the gremlin clicking buy? You think you could get that refund? |
| Citadel fucked Jane Street as well, not just Leopold.\n\nhttps://www.wsj.com/finance/investing/jane-street-suffers-loss-of-about-15-billion-due-to-troubles-at-situation-awareness-9be40c51 |
| Thanks Sun Tzu |
| I bought it too, but what was the news that caused it 🤔 |
| Happy weekend. Bols enjoy spending time with your friends and family and bers enjoy praying for the apocalypse! |
| Alright, so he bought puts at $190. How much could the stock possibly have gone up by now? $1? $2? |
| Mmmmmm should I join you 🤔? What’s your strike price? |
| https://preview.redd.it/9o7vx3osyejh1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=651ea221990da353be673906f53173ace29f8e3d\n\n\-$11,500 on my crypto account, which i have later quit and went all into stocks, that isn't shown on my P&L. but regardless im happy. |
| If it makes you feel better I lost 30% on NBIS calls that expired aug 7 |
| Nbis is very popular on reddit.. |
| It’s possible but this Friday movement implies we’re not done running up yet |
| https://preview.redd.it/x4ngy5xyyejh1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1507a080295e97e69b848a56e30f235ee34da091 |
| I SAID "OKAY?!!"!!! |
| Bulls listen to Morgan Wallen 🤭 |
| Nice. Felt. |
| How do you get those widgets under buying power? |
| is amc in new bull market? bottomed at 90 cents a share? |
| No that fuck my 20k calls |
| You’re a bad person with an ugly soul |
| and CAT |
| OKAY?!! |
| You found a home here |
| She could make a killing on SpaceX\n\nDon't bash her |
| Alcohol withdrawals. Needed money ASAP. |
| That fucker is influencing stock prices.. |
| One trump tweet to goto zero is something I played against and lost so many times |
| Futures contracts are leveraged meaning they use margin. For example, I can go long or short one contract of MNQ and it'll use something like $2k of buying power but the nominal value of 1 MNQ contract is around $62,000. \n\nThis means things will go great if the trade goes in your favor, but losses will accelerate quickly if it doesn't. Eventually marge gives you a call and you're forced to liquidate for a loss. \n\nWith stocks (not on margin) and bonds you're buying at a 1:1 basis. There is inherent risk here of course (see anyone who bought SPCX at IPO), but at least you have no risk of being liquidated. |
| Yea if you taste something hard then that is if just spit it out I accidentally swallow mine |
| I've been struggling heavily with the mental aspect of it.\n\nI remember myself once upon a time, more youthful, more energetic, boundless ambition and nothing but drive.\n\nI'm not sure where along the road I got so jaded but, it's easy to say I'll start trying to do this better or that better but, the truth is, many many days are lost to just my brain's inability to seemingly function. I get so depressed over this sometimes, it feels like I have no option but to stick myself in something akin to an Amazon warehouse for the rest of my life.\n\nI understand that stuff that people say to me, like you have, and I really truly believe in it. I just don't know how to start. My head's a mess, my life seemingly is a mess, I can't even feel good about seeing my girlfriend's parents because I'm just so embarrassed of myself and the way I am. It's really fucking hard sometimes. Hell, most of the time.\n\nI just wish things went differently in my life. And I know I can't just sit here wishing, so to speak. But sometimes, it feels like I don't even have the energy to exist.\n\nMy health has gone to shit over the last few years. I was into bodybuilding and regimented dieting / lifting for 14 years of my life. I can barely muster up the energy to do an hour workout without just, idk, quitting I guess. I can't bring myself to take care of my teeth, to eat right, to even just go for a walk outside sometimes. I constantly promise my cat I'll take her outside, and just flake because I fucking suck. I feel bad because she's getting old and I just want to give her a good life. I'm so constantly preoccupied with these evil thoughts about how much of a fuck up I am I just can't do fucking anything. And the thought of slaving away at some warehouse 10 hours a day just idk. I guess i'd rather do it than starve but. At 18, this isnt where I thought my life would be. And I worked hard for that. It just didn't happen.\n\nI compare myself to my past self, and I sincerely feel like I let my 18 year old self down.\n\nIts a hard road. I hope I'll recover. |
| Stop losses\n\nMade $23k today\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/c0tmfliryejh1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=e568ab0a20cb4e7323192d00a3607c5110d8ea65 |
| We have leveled, COMPLETELY DESTROYED, all of of the ISLAMIST Republic of Iran's Nether Portals. Soon they will have no happy Ghasts at all! VERY Sad!!! |
| The tailgaters love tailgating sports events |
| I sold way to early and just watched it keep going up 🤦♂️ |
| He already caved, there's nothing else he can do |
| You forgot about green. Red and black gets fucked. |
| Guy turned 220M into tens of billions at his first try and lost it you talk like he's some bum more balls than you for sure |
| Keel about to pop off |
| I looked into it they look affordable and the strike is nice. I'm gonna put a good chunk of my check into them thanks brotha |
| Good answers. But it’s chigger |
| What the fuck is trading? |
| is that fraud |
| BREAKING: 🍊says he will declare the Strait of Hormuz "a territory of the United States." |
| Lol sure |
| I love how 99% of the comments here never talk about anything remotely close to trading |
| You might be right, but it’s hard to time the market. I tried trading it and ended up -17% for the year. |
| Is Stripe a good stock? I can buy it pre IPO but $160B valuation so not sure there is much upside from here when they likely IPO in coming years. |
| Yes, very honest 🙂 |
| digger? |
| BANK OF JAPAN IS THE HIDDEN CATALYST |
| Now show YTD and ALL TIME for a real regard evaluation. |
| So youll have to search for a stock that cost pennies for a full share. Then pray to the consumer God's that company suddenly has an unavoidable product to purchase. And then profit. But other than that? Looks like you've lost 250k bud.. |
| Bro there is no way people throwing a whole mil on 0dte options holy fuck |
| Like every other earnings call |
| # SANCTIONING THE BEARS |
| You never know with the orange man |
| rklb grind sideways for a bit then blast off, trust |
| Rigger |
| Sec sure doesn't seem as involved. |
| Should have sold at opening, shouldn't I. |
| 200 item sold for 50? Why so low |
| Holy shit there was a big snake! \nYou guys can come out now don’t worry! I captured it and it’s back in my pants now 😏😏 |
| it will happen, thanks to BANK OF JAPAN!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| I want a big play for monday |
| Well THAT was stupid |
| Anything can happen |
| If Claude was so great at trading why would Anthropic let you use the model |
| I was walking in a field by a library and spotted a pokemon looking thing. \n\nIt was the $200 apple earpods pro in a pokemon case cover. \n\nKaching, sold em on FB marketplace same day for 50 bucks. \n |
| ok thanks |
| its almost like it has ED |
| Just do the opposite of your intuition. |
| You can’t be convinced. You aren’t being rational. |
| nobody gives a fuck anymore I guess? |
| But, it could go up. |
| Bought some 345C contracts @ market close, so naturally Monday it'll be -5% |
| I have an only fans with a fake AI Girl I go on my webcam and it shows me as a pretty woman. It’s not much but it’s honest work |
| Source |
| These huge AI and Capex companies will fail just like [Pets.com](http://Pets.com) in the web bubble. \n\nAI will be open sourced and you will run it internally from your house. The real money will be in the companies that come after that and use AI to make useful products.\n\nI work at Wendys on nights btw |
| Since April 2021, 🌽 buttcorn is up just 5% while boring market indices are up almost 100% or higher since. Amazing performance! |
| Holding NOK calls over the weekend to see what happens lmao |
| Tbh if my enemy kept punching himself in the balls over and over again and yelling about how hard he's winning I'd fear them too... |
| See I have the issue where I haven’t made the damn money back |
| What rhymes with jigger, doesn’t pour drinks but can ruin your day? |
| Damn these fish got hands. |
| On August 21 |
| Imagine losing both Red Sea and Hormuzzy... 2 ships on fire currently 📉📉 |
| So bad. Worst thing I’ve ever seen |
| Not to defend myself in any meaningful way about my past but, what I will say since seeing that world firsthand is - its a very unfortunate thing that, there is no uniform or standard way of being judged against your actions, nor is there any sort of meaningful way in the current legal system to account for any hardships, motivations, and difficulties going on in a felon's life. \n\nI've been in trouble one single time with the law, which turned into a pissing match between my lawyer and the prosecutor, which was mediated by the judge, who wanted nothing to do with what I had to say, didn't take any of my life's circumstances into account, and left me with a brandished record. From that point on, the justice system provides no methods of proper rehabilitation, no methods to properly re introduce yourself into society, no motive for society to accept you back, and most importantly IMO - zero consideration for anyone's ability to change. \n\nYou really think ALL felons are just horrible people who have committed crimes against society and need to punished for the rest of their lives?\n\nI had dreams man, and I worked really fucking hard for them. And ever since that day, I have been stripped of all of my abilities to pursue anything I wanted to do, short of "opening a business" and being successful through that avenue. Everything else involves working in places that particularly seek out "ex cons" and what not. \n\nTo think that the judgement of an 18 year old lasts forever is a bit archaic and ridiculous IMO. \n\nI've been given no chance by the state to present myself, as I am, how I am, and what makes me me, for any shot of a "clean slate" or ability to re-enter society. \n\nI never saw the inside of a cell, spent 6 months in probation shooting the shit with my probation officer who had no idea why I was even there. Specifically called me "his easiest client" because I just showed up, said whats up, and left. \n\nYet I'll have a mark on my record for the rest of my life, even if I am able to get this expunged, that doesn't equate to sealed and gone. |
| I sold DELL contracts for a $250 loss that would’ve turned into +$35k gains the next day |
| I just can’t buy shit at the right time. Most of the time I’m waiting for stock to come up to my break even instead of waiting and buying at the dip and then selling at peak |
| Options no, shares yes. The few analysts who rated it before their last earnings put it at like $20-22 price targets. That was also before a few more deals came their way. I'm really looking forward to their new price targets, and also the new analyst who are now going to start tracking the stock since it's now in indexes. When it hits those targets again is anyone's guess, which is why buying stock is better than options here imo. But i'm long term holding this, so that's just me. Otherwise, i'm very bullish on this stock in particular for a lot of reasons that I can't simply share over one comment here lol. But do some of your own research into it. Maybe you'll see the same stuff I did that made me really bullish for it going into the 2nd half of 2026 and 2027+. Lot of government headwind imo |
| Damn what a lousy pump from GOOGL after big daddy Buffet bought |
| Still seems about as valuable as tulips. Someone wake me NFTs make a comeback - lol |
| U totally convinced me that it’s not rigged |
| wait today was opex or next Friday? |
| It ruins big short? Whick scene? |
| I need some rock hard scary Armageddon crash .. VIX hitting 75 type shit blood in the water , CNBC talking heads sweating while trying their best to pump market up while it crashes… I yearn for the day |
| https://preview.redd.it/wi6hd2psxejh1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=44a15abfccef6112b244959346aa07c54a41df10 |
| Can men really make money from feet pics? |
| There is an establishment in Seattle called Rain City Jacks. It’s a club where men go to jack each other off. You guys trying to pump your penny stocks would fit in there. |
| Shouldve held my SNXX |
| I'm aliiive! Imbecile ! |
| Too much size |
| I AM MOANAAAAA |
| Couldn't agree more |
| A wise Indian once said, if u sprinkle when u tinkle, be a sweetie and wipe the seaty |
| yolo |
| just wait till sunday |
| it dropped so I bought more? |
| Yeah it makes me lose my bowels. |
| The reported price is just the current price. Their cost basis for KO is $3.25, and they stopped buying KO shares decades ago. |
| How long till 🥭 caves |
| Hey, I sold my Reddit shares 3 hours before close. |
| Boxx is the same on all brokers |
| I mean still a smash. |
| People buy options of a triple leveraged ETF on margin....\n\nAnd then get decimated on a 1% down day. Don't do it folks |
| A wise woman once said, if it taste like chicken but smells like fish, ur eating the wrong dish |
| "investing"\n\ntraded futures lol |
| Make the regards think we're winning lmfao |
| Do it, it’ll continue its climb next week |
| dow jones bull flag or roll over? |
| Sorry pal, I just can't tolerate habitual liars... this is anonymous, so people sadly use it to LARP. Ain't no WSB Top 1% commenter trading millions a month... You're too busy commenting here to even accomplish that, LMAO |
| Far too many people confuse the word investing with trading. |
| My greatest regret is not buying RDDT this week. |
| 🫲🍑🫱 |
| Double secret probation |
| Bears hate the smell of lettuce. |
| its probably worth it, cause all you gotta do to make money is reverse him.. even 1000x cheaper than your president's Truth API access. |
| Somehow he ditched Gamestop before the dilution. |
| most of reddit was like that like 15 years ago |
| Debating if I should hold my RDDT shares over the weekend at 176 |
| No yet lmao |
| Just close your eyes and open wide. I got somethin for you... |
| Another weekend, another oil long, fuck it |
| you got fired and your first thought was to gamble? wild logic. Never believe success posts, house always wins brother |
| After the runup, Burry discussed placing a large short on it once the engulfing doji candle formed, which is basically guaranteed tankage. |
| thought the remake had released already, scared me |
| We are amphibian |
| I think Burry just wanted to build a PC. That's why he is so salty. |
| 13Fs show holdings as of June 30th. He got wrecked in July, so it's not that meaningful. |
| https://preview.redd.it/kjnzc4a4xejh1.jpeg?width=447&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7de5b3b72075d3070e17cb5afa29684f310cef41 |
| I thought we already don't trade with Iran? What are sanctions going to do? |
| And then pull out another mil when it doesn't work cuz he has enough to double down |
| sell the news imo |
| NBIS |
| You’re only down $65.84 so quit crying. Or I don’t know how to read a chart. |
| Did this sub used to be super racist back 10 years ago? like people would write really hardcore shit and not get banned? |
| Would |
| My friend tried to lie to me and tell me his eyes were red because he was smoking \n\nBut I know the truth\n\nHis eyes are red because he’s soft locked in Code Veronica at the cargo plane tyrant fight |
| Finally I am green on UMAC... 12% up, idk if I should hold or just gtfo |
| it will |
| So you're at basically -2 salaries on the year. Nice! |
| I think the institutional traders are slowly selling their stocks next week and they don’t want their price to go down that quickly. It will work against them. |
| I bought a few corn futures contracts and have been making decent money. What’s wrong with corn? |
| How we feel about a Dec 2027 $200 SPCX leap |
| That is just a different kind of wrong. \n\nI can bet that the Sun will swallow the Earth tomorrow. I’ll just be a few billion years too early. |
| No shot my RKLB $100C for 10/15 hits, right? |
| Like 69? or doggy. what do you mean. |
| So you risked 162k to get 1900?\n\nSir, I wish you luck but it’s just a matter of time before you get burned |
| I fell for this you aren’t alone\n\nI’m down 30% on SOXL |
| vix is getting close |
| [ Removed by Reddit ] |
| Can it be a waterfall instead of a slide? Asking for a friend |
| test |
| A wise man once said, if it taste like fish and smells like chicken, keep on licking. |
| 🤡🤡🤝 |
| Because it has most chance of going down after OPEX |
| Do not correct me. |
| post position lil bro |
| oh that's actually pretty helpful context. appreciate it! is it a buy right now in your mind? (shares) |
| It’s sometimes priced in I mean in that case it was in absolutely no way priced in thus the literal double in stock price once passing. I’m up 130% on the year can’t say anything is a winner though and I’m very risk on and also been doing this years now |
| That's a shiny pepe |
| https://preview.redd.it/3gcy6izmwejh1.jpeg?width=1099&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0587eeec460b4b2071e187283b5fd0420bc80714 |
| why...? |
| Unbelievably based |
| Yeah and dont forget to open the window in your room, its kinda musty in there. thnx lil bro night |
| It's honestly hard to follow what that guy is saying. Basically, stocks are what you call "equity securities", they represent ownership in whatever you buy them in, usually a large company. There are no time limits associated with owning stocks.\n\nOptions and futures are both "derivative securities". You are buying/selling contracts that give you the right to buy or sell something at a later date. In everyday language, when people say "options" they are talking about contracts that give you the right to buy or sell equity in a company. When they say "futures" they are talking about contracts that give you the right to buy or sell some commodity (oil, gold, corn etc.)\n\nWhether you are doing these transactions on margin is a different thing. You can buy stocks on margin just like you can with derivatives. |
| Tbf 4m yen is achievable |
| Bro trying to flex his starting position of 500,000 euros 😭 |
| I have long on QQQ |
| https://preview.redd.it/hq9pddtiwejh1.jpeg?width=1320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6e288fa6d6acf8c36dea1c58bfc3487da92a7b3b |
| Yeah but hes making $12 million/month shilling substack slop |
| Driving with a blindfold on is better than driving while looking into the rear view mirror. |
| 9/30 700Ps |
| 😂 |
| SPAC lockup didn't pass yet at that time. It wasn't even INFQ, it was CCCX. Shares have all been unlocked for maybe over a month or so now from my understanding. Probably what led to the big drop in the first place, and why 13F are showing institutions buying these past few weeks. |
| The news happened today. |
| always has been |
| Ehh kinda it’s not always bill it can be change in partnerships. You kinda learn as you go like that |
| Next time just take half and drop it into spy and don't look at it for decade, but you won't do it again so it don't matter |
| The silver lining is I have tax write offs for the next 10 years |
| There idiots |
| What was the play though? I couldn’t remember but the earthquake did happen and now the streets are rivers of rain flooding |
| Lmao this is Bullrun |
| Jeez... get a fucking life man |
| 8/17? wow I don't do too short dated |
| If you think about it, everything in life is about seggs |
| I loss less money than Jane street in July, am I smarter than their leveraged Korean quants? |
| Spot on. It’s so insanely undervalued |
| Yes, it is gambling. |
| He literally asked. What are you talking about |
| No. |
| found kojima's alt |
| Loaded with $781 expiring on 8/17😝 |
| Opening a OF |
| And an additional hedging strategy that do opposite of what you are doing. |
| What in the world happened to AVGO today 🤔 |
| It wasn’t caused by me, big brain. |
| I understand the first three. Feet and armpits make no sense. |
| this man ports |
| how can make money from fuck |
| Their |
| Take profits that’s it |
| Gambling\* idiot |
| bro is investing in to the past |
| streets say Leopold is back in KEEL the ceo also bought huge |
| imagine buying calls and stocks with rates nearing the highs with no end in sight |
| Baltimore meetup. Not AI. |
| SNXX going nuts lately |
| “Investing” youre an unemployed retard |
| 🙁 |
| That you'll pay $100 a month more bc you made a claim? LMAO |
| your special lady friend |
| Lmao i guess theres something for everyone lmao |
| Does this make you feel better?\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/ti009sh0wejh1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=a86d002e7d233f8a0f40de7922a17a6837edf214 |
| https://preview.redd.it/qsfvvjjzvejh1.png?width=979&format=png&auto=webp&s=d75eaaefdfca1d12ee87c9b67c2f5e1f47e2e495 |
| All those profits and you threw them away on a new wife when you could have had a gently used pre-owned wife at a fraction of the cost? Rookie mistake. |
| Yeah idk bro. Makes more sense than feet just due to the proximity to the tits though. |
| I didn’t ask |
| Just remember to brush your teeth before bed. |
| Good to know you don’t actually believe any of your own claims. |
| https://preview.redd.it/x1yuqkduvejh1.jpeg?width=1206&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b55579648e33c910158f4b15ade794a15018363d |
| get $ from your insurance and raise your rate |
| Legolas, what do your elf eyes see?\n\nlegolas: you will lose your entire port on monday |
| jan says thanks |
| Yes, my best play this week resulted from a stock randomly getting added to the S&P 500 on a Thursday and me forgetting to close out the long end of a bearish position. Why do you ask? |
| Ok so yes then |
| Today, RDDT |
| . |
| it hit 27 in October last year. I don't trust it one bit, but I respect those that are riding it out |
| their just idiots. |
| Damn, DJT is crushing it, huh? Economy is booming |
| whose |
| Armpit? 😭 |
| Haha thanks for the heads ups |
| She got pretty feet and shit huh |
| I hope you’re better at turning tricks behind the Wendy’s than you are at investing. |
| Holy batman, what a fucking idiot you are OP |
| its ok, keep buying calls, you will be humbled soon |
| 150 Monday |
| of course. |
| It's funny that tit, ass, thigh, and even armpit guys look down on people into feet. |
| Tell that to Aschenbrenner \n\nWait 🤔. Maybe |
| don't let me start bitching about offliading Sandisk at $260 last year as i thought no way that ass of a company would go higher. good news i kept wdc position and forgot about it |
| Is there any news Monday? |
| hi. mom said to come up from the basement. \n\nYou pizza rolls are ready Mr. Trader |
| Yeah awesome |
| # SEGGS LE ANOOS |
| OIL CALLS ARE FREE MONEY |
| Sorry, just a human who nailed a 10 bagger squeezing the dollars from IV going forward |
| You went full bag hold, never go full bag hold |
| I got some 600s but thankfully for Jan. |
| Claude can’t day trade, it’s data is stale and old 😂 |
| It was old news but company take govt loans to pay for the tarriffs, well gang is on the loan side and if tariffs are removed the company pockets the difference. So they're collecting on both sides of the loan and tariff. |
| This week: NBIS |
| As long as it’s working it’s fine. I bought one lot yesterday for gamble, it was 6x in the morning. Couldn’t close and eventually closed at 2x only lol \n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/d5a5uxj7vejh1.png?width=1178&format=png&auto=webp&s=90149fb144ba95d0b9a69ef546fbf3aed3d69e99 |
| Can’t believe your sibling didn’t ask your permission |
| This better not awaken anything in me. |
| I hate weekends now, I can't buy more Puts |
| Based on the movie, gotta wait 1yr and 11 months before shorting what he's shorting. |
| The good ole “Honey I can be a day trader “ |
| So.... You got laid off from your job, which means your income stopped....and you decided rather than becoming frugal and saving it as best you can..... You'd donate it to mega corporations?? Uh huh..... |
| how did you get my acct login info? |
| I’m not crying, you’re crying |
| sir this is a wendy's |
| is it good |
| I bought puts right before earnings..stock crashed and I was way up for 1 day post earnings. Should have sold and didn't and now am down 95%. The market giveth and the market taketh away |
| **some of you never played Parappa the Rapper on a Playstation demo in Gamestop in 1999 and it shows |
| AMD 600 monday cause my 550 call expired |
| You ever kiss her feet? |
| You truly belong here |
| Anyone with a computer will be able to run a free AI model as powerful as fable by EOY. There is no moat for big AI |
| Hand pump after hand pump… |
| Remember, if you lose a little but not enough, it is your problem. But if you lose more, it is the bank's problem. |
| not the worst idea\n |
| INFQ really putting in some work last few weeks. Crazy thing is it's still not close to the price targets set before their good earnings. $20-22 price targets and trading under $13. 13F show firms accumulating like crazy past few weeks. Can't wait to see where analyst rate it in the coming days and how the price reacts |
| NVDA will be a sell-the-news event |
| If you want to AI trade there's a. App for that |
| We just watched the new episode of Silo |
| Got a few calls for sndk and didn’t sell u think it’s possible this month we might see 1300 or below again ? |
| What the FROGs even Do ? |
| Are their product |
| Dude I win daily in the market |
| Truth bols don’t want you to know |
| There a dozens of us. DOZENS |
| I was just joking but I agree on that. |
| I am equal degenerate as you i got 1950@111.69 but i am hoping it will go upto 115 in couple of weeks and i will be out like a fart in the open air |
| Some of y'all have never played Parappa the Rapper, and it shows |
| I’m long Carvana, but then again, I’m an idiot. |
| Boo this man |
| "The strait of Hormuz cannot be seized by tweets", says Iran in a tweet\n\nIran beating mango at his own tweet game |
| PINS |
| There are Discord servers that will copy and paste them. The one I was in got shut down but I am sure there are more out there. \n\nIf you follow him blindly you're going to lose money. If you like educating yourself on fundamentals he is good at that. |
| Because of Taco every Friday will be sell off, no one wants to hold to war threats, now he is talking about declaring SOH his own territory 😂😂😂🤡 |
| My favorite hot take from today:\n\n“Now that RDDT is in the S&P500, Google has to sign the AI training data deal”\n\nLmao. Now that Wendy’s might be taken private, it’s practically forcing my hand to go eat a Frosty |
| It's not painful. It just feels like that tooth meets the other tooth earlier than it used to. And that makes chewing weird |
| how's your wife doing |
| are yu sure you didnt get laid off because of how you trade? |
| Nothing gets through to these bots. |
| https://preview.redd.it/28niuesiuejh1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5782e21d0eae00334b1b72e427fff37290dd1b96\n\n |
| Stonk Bols started kindergarten this past Monday.\n\nFul Port Pootz??? |
| You're doing GREAT! |
| So annoyed that I messed my trading session up today. My poor money |
| So you just rode with it? |
| The market knows this. Make more until you don’t care then you win |
| Bad news pal, Claude is just as regarded as wsb.\n\nhttps://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2026-05-06/ai-bots-auditioning-for-wall-street-trading-are-mostly-losing |
| I will continue to add to SPY 700 9/30 Puts |
| wsb users |
| He found a better way to make a living anyway: sell substack subscriptions to rubes who watched The Big Gay and relate to being contrarian tards, and keep engagement up via outlandish and completely wrong tweets. Compared to a hedge fund where you have actual capital at risk, this is a dream job. "30 dollars is 30 dollars", he said as he walked away cackling. |
| NBIS is an incredible stock to trade intraday. NBIS, AAOI, and AEHR can make you a lot of money if you follow the intraday trend. |
| Was you job in investing too cause you should fire yourself. |
| Sndk still mooning after hours im gana cum |
| What's the most hyped stock rn? |
| Im not sure what youre trying to ask you cant change the bid ask, thats the market prices |
| What you gonna do? lol |
| https://wendys-careers.com/ |
| You’re gonna have to go find work again, son |
| What will happen to sandy dick next week |
| Heard he sold and lost like 40% on NBIS/MU shorts |
| Lmao I was joking but I’m leaning towards HOOD for the following: \nUnrelated to AI sector volatility \nFinancial sector showing strength \nHOOD brand strength can’t be beat, everyone posts HOOD screenshots and not just on WSB. \nAnd most importantly is that they’re a profitable company with increasing profits every quarters\n\nUsually I’m wrong tho so we’ll see by end of year |
| Not by chance my friends call me peter griffin |
| https://preview.redd.it/wfm7swm6uejh1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d4dab4e061dfbf8b337d1b298fd003994717181a |
| Pay for his Substack and let us know 👍 |
| Oh it matters, it just takes time 😂 |
| Ok, and sorry if I'm being dense, but is the guy in the comment up line of me describing futures or options? |
| Bond market about to show us even t-bills have risk with T in charge |
| Ill snag $80 strike Puts if i can |
| $RDDT to the MOON or to the Dumpster? |
| you buy Puts when its cheap not when you have to |
| Good job.. I'd like to get tips and updates from you if possible. |
| Go take a 10 mile walk with a backpack on! |
| and that's when you buy Puts |
| Show us your investments then so we can all avoid your mistakes. |
| Should have played that card 3 months ago, but they made the mistake of allowing Iran to tap them along for time. |
| IV so low too |
| what's with all the tailgaters lately? fuck around and find out |
| Nine is better than zero my dude |
| Yes |
| We should make him a mod |
| How do you put that much in without affecting the price/spread? |
| yeah global capital markets are not entirely rigged, you'd have to be a retarded to believe that. \nNow saying that it does seem that foul play is becoming more prevalent in some cases |
| Yeah i guess its not easy to rotate deployments out there either . Should be fun with the extra testosterone on board, too |
| It’s gonna be the opposite. Ton of call volume flowing in today near close |
| Ladies and gentlemen, there is no more crying in the casino. |
| I tend to do this to myself |
| LUNR was down 15% at open yesterday and you regards didn’t buy cmon now |
| this is called moral hazard |
| So is Burry still short memory or he sell? |
| wtf man what am i gonna do for 2 days |
| Damn, [I am the fucking Oracle](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/s/IquGYh3EmF) after all. Bow your heads in respect, regards!\n\n[Jane Street Suffers Loss of About $15 Billion Due to Troubles at Situation Awareness](https://www.wsj.com/finance/investing/jane-street-suffers-loss-of-about-15-billion-due-to-troubles-at-situation-awareness-9be40c51) |
| Ouch |
| Mmmnnnn... closer to 7-10 years too early. |
| I don't believe it for a second that shenanigans are over for SPCX.\n\n\nThe rest of the space industry will perform well imo |
| SPY Puts have NEVER BEEN CHEAPER |
| You can’t, I’ll take it. |
| Tbh I don’t think anything matters anymore. There’s a billion people with extra cash and investment apps on their phone and they’re completely oblivious to this |
| Shorting in a generational bull run takes balls and a little bit of retardation |
| Thoughts on $RDDT? |
| Same here. What a scam |
| Welcome, retard, you fit right in! |
| 🐻 |
| Is that the gay marriage license form? |
| retail earnings, NVDA, or Jackson Hole will trigger the sell off |
| Ed Zitrons is Burry without the conviction to put money where his mouth is. Total fraud trying garner attention. |
| Where my Pinche Cooleros at? |
| Options are stock futures\n\n"Futures" are commodity futures |
| Perfect setup to go stratospheric or drill Monday, no in between |
| Yes their GPUs rapidly lose value. Revenue falls or they have to buy new gpus. |
| Often when being out at sea for months on end. There was an epidemic of mental illness during covid when seafarers were kept at sea. |
| https://preview.redd.it/gt8vlonktejh1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7655412e344ef360572469444308838335da708c |
| It's always darkest before dawn 🙂 |
| Thatd put SPY up to what, 795? |
| I’m hard happy and sad |
| you all see where the 10YR ended the session? NOT GOOD for stocks |
| I long for the day where high-context workplaces go away forever. |
| Just started gambling\* |
| It has a less long track record, I think it started in 2010. In the past decade average is ~22%/yr |
| Decided to keep my $950 insurance claim money and gamble it. I’m back in boys!! |
| What do you call a negative millionaire? |
| 🥲 |
| QQQ gaps up 750+ on Monday? |
| >NBIS shirts\n\nAre they an ugly neon green? |
| you can eat cake 🤪 |
| CVNA is like the BoJ. It will go to 0 but take every fucker shorting it down with it, wish I never discovered this trash |
| I can't even make it past 9 miles, props to you |
| https://preview.redd.it/utvv4g4ftejh1.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=1eac47a94ac580bc64c3cb7241e5c4698b56a28b\n\n |
| DUDE IM INNNN\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/fjbjeo3ftejh1.png?width=852&format=png&auto=webp&s=130419bd7da57a32458e2d66bf1f0475f87e6072\n\n |
| 10 years early is an issue. |
| Cock n' Balls pattern forming, extremely concern for bul. |
| Calls on knee replacement surgery. |
| with your username it sure sounds like this was a conscious decision |
| And Micron |
| Paul Tudor Jones was short. Supposedly he made a billion.\n\nI made 3 bucks that year. Somehow I lost my ass on the way up. And I wasn’t even super short. \n\nMost of the gurus got 2008 right — but a few stayed bearish.\n\nI wish I could find my old rants. All my stuff got flushed down the digital worm hole. |
| *be my milky mommy* |
| I mean smart enough to do this. \nHow were you so confident spy would go down? |
| Yeah it was fucking insane and really fucking annoying as a kid trying to learn. It was 2019 so maybe it's better nowadays but I doubt it. The second I got more knowledgeable, I realized what was going on and switched to TOS in 2020. |
| Im sooooo fucked. Down over $8k on CVNA and NBIS shirts. Fml |
| Berkshire loaded up on GOOGL, time to buy more |
| No one asked. |
| Strait of Epstein sounds better. |
| Shorting CVNA is my cryptonite |
| Funnier the thousandth time. |
| Some of the times your profit will be 180% |
| LOL this is perfect. This is exactly how I see the people of this sub. |
| Right??? |
| I see green? |
| Down over $8k on CVNA and NBIS shirts. Fml |
| they don't want to federalize it because it would be an example of how cheap and effective it would be and people would start asking for more\n\nthese are the slippery slope people |
| When you can win over 50% of the time. Then you can follow Kelly Criterion to size your bets. |
| Atta boy 👍 |
| if i had any money, id go for $ADI |
| So emotional |
| Might print. Might slowly decay |
| Sndk giving a nice pump |
| If it gets rid of the stupid concept of student lunch debt, I’m here for it. |
| What is? |
| Yes I’m lovin it |
| 180% win rate means you literally win the trade twice. Citadel not ready for this level of weaponized autism |
| $410 |
| There are millions and millions of RETARDED mofos who think your way . And THESE ROBINHOOD . Let’s say sell your data to big COCK fuckers think differently |
| No. Next question |
| There’s no Koreans to mess up tonight |
| Dang, that's wild. My orders at ask fills instantly with Schwab or Fidelity - RH is probably thinking for 30 seconds how to fuck you over before filling your order at ask LOL |
| I thought MU was gonna hit 1K EOD but regardless congrats to anyone who bought low on memory stocks when they tanked. I don’t have the cojones for that. |
| Why would he with the past? Future is the only way forward |
| text her while afraid |
| lmfao |
| Im sure Citadel is behind this, sank an over leveraged bull, now sinking an over leveraged bear……. EPIC! |
| Strait of Hormuz to be renamed "Strait of America" if concessions not reached, will not charge passage fees as per international law, but will require strategic investments by partner countries or maritime protection fees per flagged vessel |
| \~And proceed to lose it all |
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| He's right. Wall Street decided to screw him by pushing a short squeeze. |
| Show her ur peen |
| im so deep in baba calls\n\ntgt low key crushing it this year |
| It’s better to say - ahh sold early after taking profits than .. damm should have sold earlier 🙂 . |
| "Just" |
| As much as I love capitalism as the next person, this is something I can get behind! Also 3.6M is nothing! |
| He’s not wrong, he’s just early. |
| https://preview.redd.it/6eaeox75sejh1.png?width=498&format=png&auto=webp&s=8fe662f501e63173e98338f52cef613ae8367cbc\n\nSo trading futures on MU \*after\* it's had a 600% run up this year. \n\nHere's some literature for you to read, and then reread: \n"past performance is not indicative of future results" |
| You're doing great, 30 years of compounding and you'll be able to retire with $0.01 |
| Imagine shorting sndk and mu in may because everyone here was full port into memory. Then got margin call in June and lost money. Then watch the stocks finally tanked in July. |
| I want to text her but im afraid what do i do |
| My RH fills sometimes took 30+ seconds. This was at the ask btw. Never had a Fidelity acct but it would be real damn hard to lose to that. |
| shareholder value |
| With margin you don’t need to have cash on hand to sell puts |
| I have lost my ass on spy calls the last month. Don't know how that is possible when spy is up so much lol |
| \-4k today |
| You mean the Strait of America? |
| Why |
| Hope you’re changing accounts… your account number is pretty clearly visible in the screenshot. |
| They are chasing the car but I think they'll get tired soon |
| 3.6 million to feed kids? \n\nThat ain't communism, that's common sense right there. |
| is monday gonna be another drop |
| Dude thats as good as a few months of imprisonment and likely no fucking around |
| yeah bro 1 META leap also costs like 3 times the price of a GOOG one |
| same boat as you. $250 on 9/4. market still heavily underestimates nvda. |
| Turns out the barrel was his own boat |
| Oh yes, you ordered the dick in your mouth, right? Open wide\n\nLMAO |
| Waiting for loss porn |
| The Blonde Orange wants to declare the Strait of Hormuz a "territory of the United States" when he defeats Iran.\n\nI didn't know Hunter B still had White House clearance. He must be providing them some of that good, rich people crack. |
| I do NOT smoke. Disgusting 🤢 |
| It’s not CApping our wins . iTS CLAPPING MY ASS. |
| What about me ??? |
| use credit card buy stonk |
| !banbet amd Monday -1% |
| Bro stop |
| You weren't investing you were gambling |
| Don’t use leverage. Don’t use options for speculation |
| use margin on low volatile stonks. A 1.5-2x leverage is actually not bad at all. Ofc if you margin 4x semis you might blow up like the regard in July, but that's just regarded.\n\nbasically increase volatility of stonks that don't move much and possibly don't use it at the top |
| For example, I sold far otm puts on asts and rklb before earning. Premium was relatively high because of upcoming earning and the stock recently took a dive. The stock was already beat down, if earning is bad and the stock dip way down to my far otm strike price, i would be happy to own the stock for so cheap. After earning IV crush, I BTC for about 50% profit |
| https://preview.redd.it/oiar0iwfsejh1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=862c7c73337f3597ed32b51a9e2232570b0f6e74 |
| Can i just have my order please |
| the math checks out because 90% fail means 10% win, invert it and now you win 90% of the time, double that somehow gets you 180% which is basically printing money from thin air\n\n \nyour risk management folks gonna love the part where success rate exceeds 100% |
| wtf, communism |
| It's loosey goosey for sure |
| Buy APP |
| Seattle will provide free meals to all public school students, starting this fall. This week the city council unanimously approved $3.6 million to offer universal school meals. |
| -6700.00 at |
| You show me a port of 179m I quit my job and work for you getting those numbers down |
| NEWSFLASH: Corporations don't have feelings. They are a cold steel bulldozer with one goal in mind. They will say anything to send "the right message" to their target buyers, whether they believe in it or not. \n\nTake AB for instance. They went woke for a minute. Then they saw a big decline on behalf of that announcement, so they retracted their "wokeness" LMAO \n\nEvery move, every statement from a corporation is a calculated business decision, with 0 emotion behind it. |
| >US threatens ‘indefinite’ blockade against Iran: How long can it last?\n\n>US Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth has said the US can sustain its blockade against Iran 'indefinitely'.\n\nAll baked in to a pretty futures cake! |
| I prefer to take profits right away when a stock jumps too quickly .. wait out a week and then reinvest . This worked for me well in past |
| Hell yeah drop a pin |
| So just follow politicians’ trades… like Nancy Pelosi? Works every time. |
| MRNA getting ready to rip higher |
| what are you trading? 😈 |
| i like this |
| (Stocks go) Strait (up in the united states) of America. |
| Wait until the market goes down. Then use margin. |
| The latest news has him doubling down as of yesterday \n\nhttps://finance.yahoo.com/markets/stocks/articles/michael-burry-ramped-bets-against-144007557.html |
| Michael Cramer |
| https://preview.redd.it/kdvo8bz3sejh1.png?width=1122&format=png&auto=webp&s=34bded8022e1e7e874dd36c535bad04b4b4cbb98\n\n |
| Ain't this wallstreetBETS? I'm betting it doesn't! |
| Wrong everytime for many years. Typical hero to bears |
| RemindMe! January 28th, 2028 |
| Kiss that tooth goodbye. That’s a sign it’s done. |
| I really gotta run 58 miles through some heinous terrain starting at 7am tomorrow bro |
| I always skip job if they use workday, it's absolute garbage |
| Made a killing shorting spacejunk |
| How can reported price be that high for AAPL? They buying it again smh |
| Time for PUTS |
| Very useless comment |
| Burry Cramer Wood, the Bermuda Triangle for investment. |
| Wrf are you smoking |
| Rapid is a relative term. They will depreciate about 30-40% in 5 years. Their payback at current rates is 22 months entirely discounting the residual value \n\nYes the landscape will change a lot, perhaps the efficiency of models and algorithms improves so much that the extreme hardware shortages dissipates and puts downward pressure on the sector. Perhaps that fear and the ramp up time needed is enough to keep more neocloud competitors from rushing to market\n\nMarket is pricing this like it is for a reason. Sorry if you missed picking up your bag but I picked up two and have removed one from the casino floor |
| It's definitely not dotcom level bubble, which people compare it mainly to.\n\nThere is overspending and overvaluation, for sure, but the if it unwinds it will look more like a wet fart with 40-50% repricing, not total collapse.\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/f2808u12sejh1.png?width=1526&format=png&auto=webp&s=d097c03f86a703f5017518f56852c889c9e6a25b |
| What a bunch of dildos. How did I make more money than them in a month? |
| Nvidia invested 21 billion in SpaceX at the end of last quarter |
| https://preview.redd.it/r8h19dp0sejh1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=81e1eec9ee80985e38a42530feb3a2ad92250111 |
| Why is that hard to believe? She probably has great credit. |
| Indulging this idea, you forgot the money you will spend to on tokens so the actual math is you go to 0 then negative 200€ |
| Oh good job. |
| Part of the game. Just be less scared next time |
| Bears seeing these tweets pop up confused why the market isn’t tanking 😂 Wall Street does NOT care |
| > NVIDIA (NVDA) is scheduled to report its Q2 FY2027 earnings after the market closes on Wednesday, August 26, 2026.\n\n> Options Implied Move: Options market pricing implies an expected move of roughly ±7.0% to ±7.5% following the report. |
| It helps Robinhood cap our wins. |
| https://preview.redd.it/9qkzjrkwrejh1.png?width=360&format=png&auto=webp&s=acc329c091949ce4b38e51dcc84a091153c2fa04\n\n |
| everybody is clueless. He is short like 100 k share but has 5k options the inverse. he will make money 💰 n the ride up and on the ride down |
| Well what if someone is squeezed to oblivion? Do you think they could turn off the stock market so they could stop the squeeze? |
| Ed Zitron is my GOAT for exposing the LIES |
| did he disclose how much they were |
| https://preview.redd.it/ckqypxdwrejh1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ee2ed27d767831d09149b4af2ae733aab71bc163 |
| I saw someone with a "0DTE" license plate a while back, sometimes I wonder how bro is doing. 😂 |
| You sound fucking retarded. |
| LMFAO |
| And when we get it right we’re supposed to retire like the big short said he did. He got some good longs too but he definitely overplays like we all do |
| He is selling up to 15 billion dollar worth of shares. |
| This post means market is about to turn around and cuck OP so hard. |
| Waow |
| I hate when stocks go down on Friday. |
| The strait of Hormuz is a US territory now and you’re bearish?!?!? 🤣🤣🫵🫵🫵🫵 |
| “I might be early but im not wrong” |
| Explain fat frog |
| I’m going to give you some legit advice on what I do. I don’t give af about charts I trade based solely off news based and what’s going to pass in congress and which company benefits from it. Prime example - last year - GENIUS ACT. Coinbase was the main driver behind that bill and one of the biggest beneficiaries. Before the bill passed I got on the ER call and they asked the ceo about the odds off the bill passing and it was extremely high as well as comments from Sleepy Don himself. I loaded up calls ATM about 2 months out. Bill passed and the stock doubled netting me over 20k profit. I rinse and repeat. |
| Compliment a black person today |
| So let me get this straight. She has assets of roughly 3k~75k, student loans of ~15k and this woman can still afford to have her eggs frozen?\nAlso she's got a salary of 180k/yr.\n\nSomething doesn't add up. |
| Citadel. Ahh so exciting. |
| In 10 years I turned my $500 to $1275 and I'm happy with that level of risk. |
| watch them all get pardons |
| **BanBet Lost** — /u/Outrageous_Method432 (1W - 1L, 50%)\n\n| Ticker | Entry → Target | Move | Time | Result |\n|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|\n| **SPCX** ▼ | $133.71 → $120.00 | -10.3% | 5d | Lost | |
| You sound torn about it, and a regular week with a car is plenty to find it's faults. I'd look at it as an investment 😉 |
| # JS cooked LMAO bunch of regards 🤌🤌🤌 |
| Seis Ocho cinco |
| Im sorry did I just read that a sailor tried to send themselves to Hades by jumping overboard on the Abe Lincoln? \n\nDoes that happen often? |
| Nah |
| They are gonna revenge trade and wipe out the entire retail in Q3 💀 |
| Cool, more crime families. |
| https://preview.redd.it/qey07inkrejh1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=775f9342742f7e0c33b48ac3313403e1d241f055 |
| Why? I agree. I was down all week. |
| good |
| I need more cash to invest, but I’m too risk averse to use margin. |
| Anyone understands the math of a success rate equal to 180% of the times? Asking for a regard. |
| This is where the general misconception lies. It is often cost vs availability. Bleeding edge hardware are often don't have large stocks. Sometimes running on older hardware is the only choice limit stock outs. Another major factor is cost. Bleeding edge hardware cost a heck of a lot more. Sure I can achieve my results with 5 new GPUs vs 8 old GPUs but the 8 old GPUs cost less does the job in the same time. |
| And oracle |
| Right, even if you fail 100% of the time here you still win 80% of the time. Cannot go tits up. |
| The article isn’t free |
| Jealousy is a rancid look. |
| I thought it was a former job 🙂 |
| AMD 0dte calls |
| I’m like 99% sure Robotaxi are just some random Indian guy driving it like a drone |
| Lil bro, I suggest you subscribe to my TikTok podcast 😎💪😎 |
| With options you just pay the premium and hope u picked the right direction. If you're wrong you sell for a loss or watch it expire worthless, but you already paid for it. |
| https://preview.redd.it/kz40fpdfrejh1.jpeg?width=942&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=11863d2e60f6c3b366e44aa7ae5104afcf9ab93a |
| Have had the same experience! |
| no fucking way :dance: |
| ~~moon~~ goon time |
| Does your skin have an orange glow, sir? Then yes |
| What did he do |
| https://preview.redd.it/84cmhmberejh1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=513c17aefd2415bb9367ef20bf6a1fd28b2a4b7e |
| Mental health is a real issue |
| It will go back up |
| Per recent logic, we just need to rename it the Strait of America. You're welcome. |
| Just make it simple... Calls or Puts |
| What does that mean? |
| Need an idea for 10% gain Monday |
| The Fist Monday show on the See ‘N Be Seen telescreen is a waste of a good screwdriver. |
| Will we find burry giving handjobs in some alley for coin after his shorts get obliterated? |
| Nihilism is childish. |
| Why? That’s the best part. |
| $15B loss tied to Leopold 🤣 |
| pumping GDP and productivity |
| Yes. PFOF. But who’s buying the data? |
| I’m starting the Late Game Machine’s (LGM) inverse fund that buys the exact opposite position- we’re gonna be rich!!! |
| No you didn’t |
| I dont think thats called investing… |
| Boring week ahead |
| Onlyfans |
| It's because the stock is truly cheap. trading at 8x FCF while the revenue is still growing slowly. They better come up with a much higher offer if they want to buy it. |
| But but but... **🍑: Pretty Soon I'll Be Declaring Hormuz Strait A Territory Of The US**\n\nYou're telling me he lied again on national television? |
| It's all hinging on the next dustbowl really. |
| what happened? |
| Wendy's? |
| "The Treasury sold $25 billion of 30-year bonds Thursday at a high yield of 5.216%, the highest borrowing cost for that maturity since 2001." |
| Do it. After you invest $100k for 6 months I’ll join I promise 😉 |
| lady just sent me a very obviously claude-written email that goes on and on praising her colleague's very obviously claude-generated website mockup... what are we even doin man |
| Zitron's greatest achievement is that anyone would actually mention him and Burry together. |
| How does this work? I haven’t heard of this. Looking by it up, seems risky if they’re high IV stocks |
| AVGO monday gap up? \n |
| I am a little of both unfortunately. |
| A box of tissues and a hole in the wall is all you need to get started.\n\n$10 - Tug N Suck |
| Damn Jane Street got fucking COOKED $15B loss in Q2 |
| >I’m not playing against anyone when I invest in a normal company\n\nLmao |
| Buy RDDT leal $250 |
| Guess you need to be more terminally online, I’ve been seeing NBIS stuff here for months. |
| Did you keep your receipt? |
| Bro I was hoping for some stock advice lol but I guess 0dte are also advice as well |
| SNDK bought me a new wife sooooo |
| A bank (paypal) running an actual scam is crazy.\n\nNorth Korea has an entire army of e scammers that couldn’t dream of stealing so much $. |
| Ooof.. even the big dogs make mistakes apparently |
| I'm leaning more towards 500 or so, but again this is over 5 years or so and the dollar will be worth a lot less in the future. |
| *Raccoon losing cotton candy in puddle gif* |
| I always have fun by myself |
| Strait of America \n\nTrump 2028 |
| Bro probably wanted to smash Karolyne right as she is cleared to have seggs again and that’s why she quit lmaoooo |
| I got some money to buy one or two LEAPS. I am interested in Mag7. Chatgpt said GOOG and META. Google sounds like a good option but not convinced about Meta. Meta has been down 25% in the last 1 year. |
| Bots don’t have six years and 100k karma lmao. Yall are sad. It’s terrible slop, learn photoshop you lazy fucks |
| The contracts voided |
| 5$ |
| Risk 900k to barely double your money is crazy |
| stick to your day j-... oh nm |
| I'd like to buy shares of the company that laid you off. |
| https://preview.redd.it/ezhgmxttqejh1.jpeg?width=979&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=be11cdcedd20c93d1656516fe80fcea5549f0875 |
| LMAO HOW DOES THAT WORK WHEN ITS SUPPOSED TO BE AN "INTERNATIONAL" WATERWAY |
| Why do I always hear about these stocks after the fact.\n\nI’ve never heard of this stock until today.\n\nWell, I also thought RKLB was Roblox for a solid year so maybe that’s why. |
| they are now negotiating for a higher offer. My guess is it would be around $75 |
| Comment your p&l below, I’ll start -$1200 |
| i like to goon my gunker |
| I am trying to follow each individual move. \n\nI think the rally that started in early 2025 could end within 6 months to 2 years. Maybe next March.\n\nA good target might be 200 bucks an ounce for silver.\n\nI am mostly following the charts. \n\nBut if silver doesn’t start a full blown rally in the next week or so I am gonna close out my SLV calls (Sept 11 expiry). |
| Paywall BS should just be banned from sharing on reddit. |
| Not a bad time to buy in but I would say just buy a bit and get in huge at the fall when market crashes by private fund |
| It is priced in |
| yes the strait of america is open :feetswing: |
| I mean, I can see the AI bubble burst from a mile away too, but he might be a tad too early for that. |
| I have no earthly idea what you're even saying here...lmao |
| Sounds kinda good ngl. Something I’d only eat 1 time and never again tho |
| lol absolutely it will! |
| If you have family to support I strongly don’t recommend this path |
| Berkshire Hathaway re-upped their $GOOGL position in Q2, almost $40B position now, making it 12% of their holdings. |
| You started gambling your savings away you mean? No to be a dick, but you don’t have enough cash to do anything but sit in an index fund and enjoy the returns. Right now I’d give you 6 months before it’s halved, another 3 before your starting your car in the garage. \n\nYou gotta be a fucking moron not to make money in this market. \n\nIt’s not for you |
| Society cannot do as it pleases. That's why we have laws, jackass |
| Is the strait open |
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| Invegambling |
| Lmao that dog shit stock couldn’t stay above 30 for longer than 2 days. |
| Go to work after your day job at the dumpster behind Wendy's |
| Let me in on your trades twin 👯♂️👯♂️👯♂️ |
| https://preview.redd.it/rr9bqbziqejh1.png?width=1211&format=png&auto=webp&s=37bb8f1870d7db4092330b0cb3393cdd0b41db6c\n\n |
| Yes, and this is why SPY will surge another 3% next week. Failing up. |
| How much better is IBKR than Robinhood for options? |
| Long term hold imho otherwise short term lotto ticket. Once revenue starts they are taking off |
| Cup N Sniff deez bawlz\n |
| It’s on the website. |
| That's what we're all doing, buddy. |
| Monday Spy 0dte call \nTuesday spy 0dte put but only \nAfter a fakeout up\n\nYou get the pattern I’m going for here |
| did everyone have fun today? |
| Welcome home! Sounds like you’re gambling not investing. I heard Wendy’s was hiring. |
| Hey there’s this crazy bet you can make where you buy index funds. It’s wild! |
| "wow making money with trading is so easy, should have done it way sooner" |
| show loss porn regard |
| I want to start one as well. I did surveying with drones using DJI. But I was laid off and don't have the funds to start anything. |
| What a perfectly cromulent sentence |
| We’re not doing jack shit. We lost the war, we lost all our bases, we lost any control of the strait and we’re terrified to bring ships closer.\n\nWe ain’t doing dick. We lost |
| He might be right in a decade or so! |
| The stock market is also laying you off apparently... |
| He should be made a Mod! |
| >Mango says will declare Hormuz US territory ‘pretty soon’\n\nMarket is like "sounds like a peace deal to me." |
| Laid off, decides to light cash on fire.\n\nYeah, seems fiscally responsible. |
| Society doesn’t have to forgive; it can do as it please. I forgive. |
| Tom “fat cuck” Lee |
| O ya. Even Jim Cramer is bullish on it now. Calls It one of the six ai infrastructure horseman or some shit. He has been shitting this company out for the last two years |
| Filing came out today. He owns 1.2B again. |
| By that logic the irrational is the new rational.\n\nNow the question is: can the market remain rational longer than I can remain solvent? |
| Michael Burry responded to my craigslist ad looking for someone to mow my lawn. "$30 is $30", he said as he continued to mow what was clearly the wrong yard. My neighbor and I shouted at him but he was already wearing muffs. Focused dude. He attached a phone mount onto the handle of his push mower. I was able to sneak a peek and he was browsing Zillow listings in central Wyoming. He wouldn't stop cackling.\n\nThat is to say, Burry has his fingers in a lot of pies. He makes sure his name is in all the conversations.\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| Michael Burry responded to my craigslist ad looking for someone to mow my lawn. "$30 is $30", he said as he continued to mow what was clearly the wrong yard. My neighbor and I shouted at him but he was already wearing muffs. Focused dude. He attached a phone mount onto the handle of his push mower. I was able to sneak a peek and he was browsing Zillow listings in central Wyoming. He wouldn't stop cackling.\n\nThat is to say, Burry has his fingers in a lot of pies. He makes sure his name is in all the conversations. |
| options? you buy time. not the idea that X is going to happen. shares, just wait. |
| https://preview.redd.it/ma4h5bi6qejh1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5b0004e6c367aaf912708b97da2681d14cbe74ab |
| 126k, lost job. Goes to Las Vegas. Bad even for a movie |
| Hey guys I got roughly 10k I want to invest in. Let me know what stocks(options if needed for end of year) I should consider? |
| 🤌 |
| Really know their audience. |
| >2D 16:12:16 until open\n\n#LMAO🤌 |
| what's happening is all the dumbest people have crawled out of the boonies and into our lives\n\nthey are everywhere |
| Last year it happened to me it’s cause they overfill it with the white stuff it’ll go away over time |
| Yeah like Tesla valuation am I right? Lmao |
| Not sure what that even means. If Pepsi continues to make money then either to dividend will increase or the stock price will. |
| #GOD DAMMNIT ITS HOT AS FUCK OUTSIDE |
| So society should forgive if someone took it upon themselves to bypass the law and take your life? What qualifies any random individual to make that decision? |
| *had |
| I can see it but I can see the opposite. As numbers get more absurd more questions about circularity and sustainability are coming up. |
| Monkey butt powder. |
| No you didn’t. |
| 685.00 |
| wtf you talking about |
| Rblx |
| Situational sendness has a 1.2 B stake in nebius 😎 |
| BETTER THAN ME FOR SUUUUREE\n\n |
| Made 685 today. |
| I'm sure silver is not done. I'm just not sure its going to go crazy again this year. I think this story is going to take another 5 years or so to play out before they get serious about saving the dollar. |
| Not a loss, moron\n\n |
| Bullish on Net Ease, Titan reforged wow was a huge success and is full of unmarried nerds who spend all their money on gold for gear in the game. |
| But what if certain ones aren’t allowed to ever go up u don’t think that’s a possibility? |
| https://preview.redd.it/wvg5f8dspejh1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0941c82d5f9fe9f6026523f683ad9b16fcef5c31 |
| reading on that AIFC might be a good one for WSB bros to consume, it's nasdaq listed and cheap |
| We call him Leopold, his portfolio died for our sins |
| Yeah I’ll let her know. Make sure she’s ready for dinner |
| How’s Burry doing? |
| I need to build a 0-DTE options trading Claude MCP and automate my trades. My goal is $100M/year of profit before taxes. |
| Irans Infrastructure is most likely next after they announced massive economic damage for next week... sheesh. It's about to get bloody asf |
| I got 200 what should I buy |
| Keep us updated, please |
| As crazy as it may sound, I can see Nvda becoming a 10T company in 2 years, at the height of the AI build out, probably just before a massive crash |
| Yep Hecla is on my shopping list. Will see how the next pullback goes before buying |
| Remember, OpenAI lost $8000 making this video https://www.reddit.com/r/aislop/comments/1vo52wv/trump_delusion/ |
| Is it painful or have they built it up too much/not enough? Usually it’s too much filling material \n\nI had an overlay and a tiny drop of dental cement shredded my tongue |
| They disclosed a stake they bought post-ipo previously, it isn't new. Like you imply it's probably what got Elon to say they're only using nvida. |
| Hard yes. |