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| No one is talking about MSFT anymore. The upwards trend is beautiful today.\n\nPS: not a MSFT holder |
| is that a ber trap |
| Wake me up when September begins. |
| If you had just bought the S&P everytime someone shouted the sky is falling because of oil this year, you'd be up 14% this year alone |
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| About the time I decide to pivot out from QQQ, it lures me back in... |
| Not yet, he still have $1300 left to lose |
| It's not volume it's GIRTH! |
| Excellent job bud |
| !banbet RKLB 71 7/31/26 |
| Holy AMC on a roll today |
| when mu gets above 900 it will be above 900 |
| Stick to GameStop bruv. sQuEEze cOmInG |
| shouldn't have gone all in on housing in the most overvalued market of all time |
| That is funny, because I think in 6 months MSFT could well be under $300 |
| You don't just magically 'reduce demand' of oil by 5 million barrels a day. That means something is missing, not being made, things aren't moving or being built, etc. There is no magic, "Ah, we never needed it anyway..." moment. China also builds ghost cities, lies about their population numbers and forces their citizens to live in abject squalor at the will of the state. Trusting their numbers is nuts. |
| **BanBet Created** ▼ | **Record:** 1W - 1L\n\n| Ticker | Target | Entry | Move | Expires |\n|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|\n| **SPY** | $735.14 (below) | $746.33 | -1.5% | Jul 22, 4:29 PM | |
| 5 different weeklies and I’m essentially flat on the port, incredible |
| !banbet SPY -1.5% 2d |
| Terra? |
| The AI bubble has already popped. |
| sleeping Koreans creaming their kimonos dreaming about dumping memory tonight |
| Cramer needs to fucking retire and shut the fuck up lmfaoooo |
| i got bulltrapped fack |
| QQQ got more room to run |
| This is not the place to make sense |
| Nonstop Shreks since the premarket dip for Microsoft |
| All the price action happened in pre market, during the day it’s just range bounding |
| 🤝 |
| Running out of missiles donnie boy better make his move 👀 |
| Space x green? I must be dreaming |
| Desperate gamblers trying to win back all the money they lost and have now idea where to put it and meme stocks are in short supply rn |
| MU capping out at 900 again. |
| Quantum waking up? |
| **fEd** |
| This is a stupid graph. The depletion of our oil reserves is alarming, but this is a stupid graph. |
| Buying every taylor farm lettuce I can find , cheaper than glp1 drugs |
| The name of the company Lululemon was chosen because it would be hard for Japanese customers to pronounce. It would give the impression it was an exotic company from the west. |
| Here comes the memory flush lmao |
| We did it boys puts in the green |
| Need MU to go back to at least 880 if not lower |
| Mu touched 900 and shitted |
| MSFT changing its name to Macro Hard |
| thx deucther bank. lmao i slaughter the name |
| What’s everybody’s all time I’m down 86k |
| SPCX is ready to launch 🚀 |
| See you next week \n\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/28l110yjveeh1.jpeg?width=1206&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6a2f0a114fc4b154285090ccaac54f599798ca00 |
| good eye i just bought some |
| Take your pick:\n\nmuh manipulationz\n\nb-b-b-but muh volume is low |
| youre definitely a bagger lmfao |
| And she's on wegovi so.... |
| once i enter msft calls yall get ready to enter puts as reversals always start once i open a position |
| RemindMe! 42 Days |
| 2059 |
| Wow what a boring day |
| yes, hyperscalers are all colluding to lose money.\n\npeak reddit. |
| "MU puts are free money" |
| Easily make 1000x from all the government/oligarch surveillance and opinion modification contracts! |
| Same here. Was making some nice profits now I’m holding. |
| Never eat a bean heavy lunch and drink a whey protein shake afterwards. OKLO should call me, I have a mini nuclear reactor operating. |
| Supreme Tard |
| Wat ? |
| RemindMe! 42 Days |
| Fake dump because market makers don't want to pay any of the cheap calls above 747 |
| Back to regularly scheduled downsies |
| what in the SPY manipulation fuck is that lol |
| Elon is one of us\n\nHe's down 35% in the last month 〽️ |
| Great Jim Cramer just endorsed Intel basically so now I’m fucked today |
| The Q’s dumping and my puts are still decreasing in value 😂 |
| And this is why we can't have nice things |
| ... Stale Ass Market |
| r/turquoisejeep |
| are you the 850 banbet guy |
| Bul got excited |
| wtf is this dump PANIC PANIC PANIC |
| Not sure it means much. Roger Corman made some of the worst movies ever seen by humans, yet has a family tree of directors that learned from him with oscars stretching a mile long. |
| PAMP IT |
| A 40 year timeline is relevant??? How about instead of going back to 1982 for no fucking reason we look at what the trend/average has been since 2021? Because a drop from 65 days to 43 is more dramatic sounding than 48 to 43? |
| Nothing. No material change whatsoever. It's time to accept that this shit is all fake. |
| Hard to read the full post. In any case, my view is everyone is looking at several key things:\n\n1. Revenue and income from cloud. A bigger than expected increase in this can move the stock.\n\n2. CAPEX - basically... what does it look like on the other side of all this CAPEX spending and when do we get there and at what cost. Any color Google offers here can help move things. |
| Real |
| Thats a very red candle |
| Stick to Beyond Meat or whatever you kids are chasing. MSFT is for the big boys |
| Today has been meme worthy, who knows |
| Inverse me if you dare |
| Where are those freedom gas stations Trump was talking about? Surely there’s one in California I can go to. |
| Not a chance in hell brother |
| Victorias secret started catering to fatties/has waaaaaay more reasonable prices. It’s a fake luxury brand like coach, lululemon is a real luxury brand. Luxury brands suffer badly in a terrible economy. |
| This image is **factually grounded**, but its title can lead readers to infer a broader conclusion—that the U.S. is close to exhausting its oil supply—which the data do **not** support. It is best understood as a chart about **short-term inventory buffers**, not long-term energy availability. |
| Also, from the year you opened the account you must either buy a house with it or close it out 15 years later (inclusive of the 1st year). If you don't buy a house, the total in your FHSA after those 15 years is added to your RRSP as a one time non-deductible contribution that does not affect your actual RRSP contribution room, nor is it counted as a contribution that can be deducted from your taxes (obviously).\n\nThere is no downside to the FHSA, even if you don't buy a house with it. Also, unlike the TFSA, the contribution limits don't accumulate forever, the max you can ever put in a single year is ```8000 + 8000 == 16000```. \n\nSo if you open it in 2026 and don't start funding it until 2028, you can only put in 2026 and 2027's contribution limits (8000 + 8000), but NOT 2028's. Or if you opened it in 2026 and put in 1000, but don't contribute again until 2028, then it's 7000 (2026) + 8000 (2027) + 1000 (2027). Max is 16000 no matter what, lifetime contribution is 40000. |
| MSFT poots healthy and cheap |
| **BanBet Created** ▲ | **Record:** 1W - 1L\n\n| Ticker | Target | Entry | Move | Expires |\n|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|\n| **MU** | $1100.00 (above) | $895.48 | +22.8% | Aug 3, 4:25 PM | |
| !BanBet MU 1100 2w |
| So full port jersey mike’s? |
| Talk to a systems or network engineer about the hover. You hover your hand over that enter key and read what the fuck you are about to execute before you take down the OC192 between NY and London. |
| > a no brainer\n\nOther than government welfare handouts and promising $0.10 "high-speed" internet access to illiterate indigenous people in the far corners of the Earth, what is the value proposition? |
| so people really think that Hyperscaler/Mag7 earnings are going to justify spending over $1 Trillion in 2 years, and another $trillion in the next year? Interesting. |
| If you’re going to trade options, doing it in an account with no tax drag is the best route. I like this strategy, and while I don’t buy options frequently in my Roth, I love that I can sell them with no tax drag |
| Just a reinvention of the late 90's teen haircut, with the addition of faded hair on the sides. Looks clean, but the personality of these broccoli heads is intolerable lol |
| https://preview.redd.it/ploe01t3veeh1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=295d571ea6b6fabc5ddd4c51b4934ddf390dcd8a |
| Where in the fuck |
| BERS ANOS GAP |
| Shorting MU |
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| why? |
| Holy shit man. Mine was about 44k in , and 50k out |
| de NILE\n\nis one helluva drug |
| Msft $500 August |
| Yawn - US has plenty of oil. |
| But where are we rotating to, my friend? |
| One of us shall print |
| **BanBet Won** — /u/MarcoPolooooo (1W - 1L, 50%)\n\n| Ticker | Entry → Target | Move | Time | Result |\n|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|\n| **META** ▲ | $638.31 → $650.00 | +1.8% | 2h 19m | Won | |
| Spare a cig? |
| full port microslop |
| ;\_; |
| https://preview.redd.it/w2ubpi9xueeh1.png?width=1448&format=png&auto=webp&s=2e5cdd3c65943bb24d94eb6463b35367407f7a94\n\n |
| So what happened over the weekend that the market loves semiconductors again after hating them late last week?\n\nOr is just another day of musical chairs market rotation based on nothing? |
| My net worth dropping |
| What is you talking about? It's crazy undervalued. |
| Not ORCL ofc |
| Fine. But I don't want to see any bitching when we pump on low volume again. |
| Yes, the people who sell them. |
| !remindme 42 days |
| It worked out since I was able to scalp $BE short shares and now I'm in $AMPG. |
| Its funny because in 6 months MSFT will have looked like a steal at $400, let alone people passing up on it at the $385 range. -A non MSFT bagholder |
| wtf is this volume |
| Add covered calls to your strategy |
| Why did broccoli heads get popular? |
| Can we please skip to the part of the day where MU goes back to selling off. Thanks |
| that's a good thing no? |
| goodnight sweet prince\n\nMU |
| Anywhere if you're brave enough! |
| MSFT wow |
| Been there bro. Fat fingered 98k of MU and escaped with 1600 gains. It was god doing for me what I could not do for myself. |
| How do you feel about IBM right now? |
| Good job MSFT |
| KWEB & VIX calls thesis: \n \nKWEB - China has their big AI IPO's imminent - their whole workforce will slam Gangham style. \n \nVIX - ya taco may be imminent, but if it isnt and we go over-the-top and take Kharg island randomly in the night one of these nights, ya shit may get crazy quick. \n \nPositions: \n+ KWEB 250x $30 8/28 @ .52 \n+ VIX 125x $25 8/19 @ .89 |
| Never |
| Escaping the rat race so I can buy a big ass ranch in Montana and fuck off for the rest of my life |
| We are so back |
| so it was the world cup that was responsible for market downturn all this time...fuck football! |
| priced-in! |
| I asked a cow (my ex-wife) what stock she liked.\n\nShe said, "MU" |
| It anyone says yes theyre lying |
| I just took a huge dump, resume the pump! |
| Yes! Either in money or hard learned lessons about being regarded. |
| I think they bought 2x leveraged etfs and not the stocks, if the stock goes down 10% a day, they lose 20% of their investment.Even if it goes up 11.10% the next day, they'll get back to 97.76% of their initial value only. Volatile market will liquidate them sooner compared to stock purchasers. |
| Guys just keep waiting his master plan is going to trigger any moment now!!! Once the arrests begin it will all make sense!!! It’s 4d checkers many will not understand. |
| Done we got 901 back to 875!!! |
| For a minute, until the US gets its ass handed to it. You can't win a ground invasion in an environment one doesn't understand. |
| I don’t understand your portfolio. What’s -281% |
| Favorite nsfw subreddit |
| Can Microsoft pls die |
| MU puts here print, riiight? |
| Good thing Venezuela and it's largest crude reserves in the world is now a corpo state of US oil and tech! |
| go back to your shanties bers, printers go brrrrrrrr. |
| Last chance to get out of MU and SNDK bols. Memory stocks are going to tank hard this week. |
| Yeah I heard this stupid "running out of oil!" shit 2 months ago, now the loonies want another 40 days to prove they are being propagandized again. I'm good, I'll just chill living my life. Nothing ever happens. |
| Pooracle at it again lmao |
| My positions require deployment of a tactical nuke to be green |
| everything is moving so slow, i need 30% for my brain |
| What, you guys will somehow get to a respectable buying volume next? I’m so scared |
| What the hell why isn’t SK going up but the other two memories are. The only difference is that I own SK. |
| About time PLTR, show me $138 and I’m out |
| UST. He's not interested in Earthers. |
| Does anyone make a living out of 0DTEs? |
| Yes. But nobody thinks they are part of the masses, “that’s for other people” |
| What's the point of all of this? |
| Jesus Christ I need a child safety lock or something. I just fat fingered 209x mu 0dte puts on this climb, when I meant to buy 2. Somehow made money scrambling to close while it pulled back briefly at the same time. Wtf. |
| For the last 4-5 years, we've been running at about 50 days of supply. It's not like this is half of that. It's still more than 80% of our recent average. |
| The wheel has been broken. MU & MSFT green today 💚 |
| Lmao you didn’t try to agree with me you just called me immature and was being patronizing when you’re basically the same immature asshole lmao |
| He bought memory? |
| I comment really low numbers on webull for any stock that has a cult following. BTC 500 eod, TSLA 60 eod lmao everyone gets mad😈😈😈 |
| buy the dip? |
| You are a foe then |
| Christ on a cracker MU |
| Ok I made money for the first time ever on a TSLA long position from the day's low |
| Due tomorrow? Do tomorrow |
| Everything is bullish in the bull market btw. |
| Large tech companies go down after earnings 1000% of the time. They'll beat on everything but guidance will be mixed. Down 7.5% immediately after the call. \n\nWhy do people act like anything else can possibly happen. |
| Pork k? |
| this is the way |
| Close your app bears\n\nYou won't like what happens next |
| #SPY headed straight to $800+ this summer LMAO🤌 |
| If the US were to stop exporting refined products to Canada, do you think Canada would still export crude to the US? Lol America is so screwed. |
| I miss the silver frenzy... Will it ever go back to 100$/oz? |
| no i need them to sell more |
| Such a fun game of sector roulette. No real inflows since mid June for SPY. Every pump sold off and every dip bought, with tons flowing out of AI |
| I want to gamble |
| MSFT broke 400!\n\nNext stop 420! |
| US will have oil. Prices will pop drastically in September (or later if these dipsticks decide to drain the SPR until the caverns start collapsing). We won’t have shortages, we’ll have significant price hikes. Japan, Europe, South Korea, etc. will have shortages. |
| Hey that's already a thing I run on |
| Ah fuck home prices in my area are dumping 💀 |
| Now |
| I dunno. People always forget about YouTube. It might hold the whole company up...maybe even the WORLD MARKET |
| The relentless bid is back |
| Because it went up |
| BER LIKE\n\nIM SO BROKE |
| k! wtf does this have to do with my port? Are they also bearish on AI? |
| I double triple down on MU! Who sold last Friday? Hahahahaha sucker |
| According to...? |
| SNDK movin up |
| It's like turning your engine off while waiting in line at the Wendys. 100% as soon as you shut it off, after waiting five fucking minutes, the line moves. Always within 15 seconds. |
| 2pm |
| literally ordered some last night lmao |
| Can Oralcock actually have a Green Day? |
| Got 100 contracts on it |
| They are going to come back with a plan. It will be a 43 day plan to get us back on track. 43 points. It's a 43 days 43 point one point per day plan. |
| ...believe what you will lol |
| Tomorrow |
| MSFT and SPY both green today? Something ain't right |
| Still like Google long term. |
| When putz |
| parking 214k on a chart line and vibes, this is the wsb i remember. hope it prints before your plan changes again |
| I’m a medical professional so coming at it from that angle, but not as much of a pharma investor! I’m genuinely curious though - are you betting on a trial failure or do you reckon the price will fall even on a successful trial? |
| 🌈 ber anoos 🚑 \n\n |
| SPCX fkn jinxed the market |
| The powers that be realized that leveraged etf’s are the only way a broke person can get ahead in the market without just pure gambling and they hate that concept. Absolutely despise the idea of a pleb winning at there game.\n\nThats why theres such a big media push to shut them down or at least “heavily regulate” them. And no it’s not what just happened in asia, thats just the excuse they’ve been waiting for as to why leveraged etf’s need to be “heavily regulated”. |
| Oil execs will make sure to delay any positive change, like EV infra for cars 😀 |
| I think 390 eod tbh lol |
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| It wouldn't be a toll here, just a small 30% security charge so that "nothing bad" happens to your ship. |
| and full port MUU because why not |
| This is all gone by tomorrow and they will do it again, and again, and again while they laugh lol |
| I’ve noticed the more dumb the stock the more it pumps. Like lite is going to the moon because it’s retarded to buy it |
| Carp situation for sure, but we don't run out of oil in 43 days. For that to happen we would have to stop ALL production, import/export, etc immediately and just consume what we've got on hand. |
| What do bbl's (big back Latinas) have to do with oil? |
| 🤣 |
| tessler bein a tease 390 possible Er 2 days hmmm |
| NEVER FORGET HOW DOWN BAD YOUR SPIRITS WERE LAST WEEK. |
| Yes because it’s not software it’s several trillion NUMBERS. You think you can ban NUMBERS? |
| Any chance this dumps? |
| The problem with Google is that last quarter $37b of earnings came from a gain in equity it held. This can't be repeated reliably so you have discount the long term value of those earnings. Meta also had some one time earnings but in general it's profits were from operations. So you would expect them to have more long term value. |
| mu you piece of shit, cross the 900 already |
| Why is this bot linking month old articles? |
| But it's very clean, because it's a vacuum. |
| Yes. *rubs fingertips together* the USE. (United States of Earth) i think this is doable. |
| No, FHSA stands for Fun Homeless Shelter Activities |
| The way WSB talks about GOOGL makes me extremely worried about my large amount of GOOGL shares. |
| mu you piece of shit, cross the 900 already |
| at insane valuation with almost flat sales for the last 2y |
| Put your money where your mouth is bud |
| Based and movin' on up pilled! |
| GOOGL is going to lose all its gains by EOD huh? |
| My investment horizon is *maybe* this Friday, so we good. |
| All in on those jersey mikes, love me a good footlong if you know what I mean |
| Let us know what you're thinking of next 🙂 |
| What are you bagholding? |
| >Investors sought to pull 14.4% of shares from the $22.6 billion Ares Strategic Income Fund (ASIF) in the second quarter, up from 11.6% in the previous quarter. The fund limited withdrawals to 5% of shares, the customary threshold for such vehicles.\n\nhttps://www.reuters.com/business/finance/ares-caps-withdrawals-again-flagship-23-billion-private-credit-fund-2026-06-25 |
| Buffet is all about how companies find a return on their capital. It's been a foundational Investing thesis/requisite his entire career. Buffet sees the backlog and RPOs and the capex is strongly rationalized. |
| Its above it actually |
| perhaps you have not heard of the new strategy that nothing has a top and if anything goes up even a little, dogpile on top of it anticipating a historic run-up for years. |
| If ur gonna spend money on a sub go to a local deli in my opinion |
| Could you sell some spacex and dram too please? |
| Why the hell is MSFT green |
| 750 eod |
| Aapl will make or break close |
| >Apollo's $26 billion private credit fund imposes 5% cap on requests to pull 17%\n\nhttps://www.reuters.com/business/apollo-private-credit-fund-limits-investor-withdrawals-after-requests-surge-2026-06-22 |
| impenetrable titanium MU wall at 900 |
| Like bareclona? Is it bad? |
| Nice even my terrible plays are green |
| You know those are completely different scenarios, right? Like, what do you think youre even arguing, that the US is incapable of restricting certain software? |
| A lot of regards here are bag holding MU and it shows |
| HOLY SHIT ACHR +100% COMING |
| NVDA dropping like a penny stock |
| I'm surprised UK country etf is down today. $EWU\n\nWill be up tomorrow |
| so calls? |
| thank you for your service |
| biggg pullback here |
| Jersey Mike’s IPO’ing!? Lmaoooo 😂 |
| BOUNCE OFF THE EMA 20 INCOMING |
| 🌽 haters in shambles |
| Mag7 just needs AAPL to catch up |
| Bers are fucking COOKED lmfaooo |
| I thought it was much less ... It's to rig the market, yet the price at the pump isn't dropping. |
| Lol |
| How was your predictions for this World Cup? Were you right? |
| You will keep buying low cost index funds. |
| Lookit all dat earl got on mah skramp |
| is it only 100:1 now? |
| I do think the Korea panic is over. With the red day we handed over to them from Friday, anyone remotely within range got margin called so we should be without the highest level of degenerates now. |
| Thanks, but I only think mine was about as good as yours was.\n\nNevertheless, I appreciate the love dudes:) |
| I'm still down 40k€ so it'd better be |
| Mike’s gonna have with way with my portfolio 😫💦 |
| This is good news, getting closer to breaking even on my USO shares bought back in May 😭😂 |
| I want to know how it feels someday. |
| MU probably rangebound between 850-905 until GOOGL/Mag7 earnings |
| >Morgan Stanley (MS.N), has limited redemptions again at its $7 billion flagship private credit fund after investors sought to withdraw almost 11.6% of units outstanding, a regulatory filing showed on Tuesday.\n\nhttps://www.reuters.com/legal/transactional/morgan-stanley-restricts-redemptions-private-credit-fund-after-withdrawals-surge-2026-06-23 |
| me looking at my sndk go from -42% to -38% |
| Any time I hold a stock longer than 3 days I regret it. This market is stupidly volatile even when the underlying data doesnt change, nothing retains value...make more money just flipping everything. |
| 76% I think. You’re definitely well warned of the risks before being allowed to access CFDs. |
| Gyna Philippines “navy” having a stick fight seems like a better course of action than whatever we been doing with Iran |
| Guys, I fixed micron. I sold a call against my shares and the line has gone straight up since |
| Oh no I bought the top full port! |
| The same government that can’t beat Iran? That US govt? |
| Lmaooo. What about Spain then? |
| Idk about that |
| Go for a walk. Don’t drink |
| Most accurate prediction ive seen in a while, but you forgot MSFT still trades around 380-420 |
| Let’s go!!!! We demand more pump |
| just flip the chart upside down so it makes sense for you bers LMAO |
| How much are you down by |
| #Now that world cup is over I can shift the focus of my prediction power entirely on stocks LMAO🤌 |
| Terafab will kill who? |
| i've seen pump pumps pumps, dumps, pumps, dumps dumps pumps dumps before |
| if you are looking for cold places during summer time, check out north or south pole.\n\nwtf man |
| Based on how much I usually gain per day I should do a 20% rule. I’d actually retain some money🤣 |
| As USD devalues and we all celebrate the pump of the S&P basically flat on the year after inflation 🤡🤡🤡 |
| Ceasefire and A.I. bringing us abundance.\n\nTo the moon! |
| What the hell are they basing these numbers on? If we went to just pulling from the reserves it's only a couple weeks worth. If you're basing it off our current draw, like a sane person with a modicum of intelligence, we have until about the end of September until congressional approval is needed to drain it further. For an absolute operational minimal we have until about the end of February. |
| AI good today, thats why Tim apple is bad today. down 3% 😂 |
| Momentum has been dumping for a month and bears thought we'd continue to dump until zero. What a world. |
| TESLA 390 EOD. |
| Would still be down 30% but Ill take it |
| The market stayed resilient\n\nYou stayed a scared little ber |
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| is the day i finally gave up on sndk and switched to short it the day memory bull run comes back?\n\n |
| It’s called a rigged market and since we are pumping on no news it just means MM’s are fucking put holders |
| Let's hope the Koreans have money to buy |
| surviving off 950$ a month sounds like pure hell in this economy tbh 🤣 but doesn’t seem to bad it would cover a car payment but not rent |
| RemindMe!43 days |
| something tells me my spy 744p's are cooked... and i aint hungry |
| Wendy's dumpster I'd say |
| bullish. |
| I can’t crush my balls at the ball-crushing factory from home :/ |
| What is going on? It's not just the old beta stocks going up... it's everything. Even IBM is going up like crazy. |
| Which part aren't you sure is possible? Because I assure you, it's not only possible, it's probable. |
| 🐻 really thot we carsh today 🤭 |
| Enough pump Bruvs now dump please |
| Will MU break $900? Stay tuned for this week's episode of WSB |
| Bruh, btc still at 65k what are you on ? |
| As long as no one springs a zoom meeting on me, I'm usually straight. |
| I love the nature and wilderness/isolation, northern lights otherwise yeah dont go if its not your jive. |
| Stop it |
| Memory just pumps dumps pumps dumps it’s insane |
| please let us know in advance, so I will do the opposite lol\n\n |
| corporate bonds the worst investment ever\n\nstocks go down they go down because linked to equities\n\nstocks go up they go down because people selling to buy equities |
| It's so funny watching these "smart money" investors flee for the hills from private credit. They knew there were restrictions on withdrawal, but how could "losses" happen to them! |
| work from home. |
| SEC doesnt give a single fuck |
| Im scared of chip tech, thats why Im balls deep into space, I lost way too much on DRAM already going off the beaten path |
| We've been conditioned to disappointment. |
| So is.... Canada, Cuba, Venezuela, Iran, Lebanon, and fuck just play that animatics song that lists every country at this point /s |
| Nothing worse than being trapped in a position that ur overleveraged on |
| Launched missiles now count towards future Oil reserves |
| Semis and oil up, everything else down |
| It’s 2030, Trump is now on his third term. Oil reserves are once again weeks from running out. “This is it,” proclaim bears. “He can’t get away with it any longer.”\n\nA new ceasefire with Iran is announced. Oil drops to $50 and SPY reaches a new ATH of 1400. Jersey Mikes dumpster (formerly Wendy’s) receives another surge of applications. |
| How does this happen every single time |
| why? |
| Now that I sold my achr calls at a loss, let it pump |
| Nobody was gonna judge, you like what you like. 😛 |
| Why the novella? You can tell your AI slop generator of choice to tighten this shit down. |
| > Is that, buying profitable companies?\n\nBest I can do is going all-in on space companies. Sorry |
| Thank you Jesus !!!! |
| Apple should recover with all the other SPY caps\n |
| I hear its nice this time of year |
| idk bro i just want the most fun casino to open |
| North of spain |
| If you're trading at 350 p/e, one earnings call really shouldn't impact the price of your stock |
| Freedom Fuel will save us. |
| Nah man not Alaska. Seems boring asf |
| Bonds dumping while everything pumps. USD worth a bag of potato chips 🤡👉🇺🇸 |
| Iceland |
| sandiks going up |
| Shorts, cover now or forever shit your pants |
| Please Sir, just put the SaaS in the bag. |
| Welcome to the club. My ORCL repurchase has not worked out. |
| Scalped some mu. I’m out |
| Just about all of the 80,000 members left when every basement-dwelling cuck with $5 opened a trading account. |
| SPY ONE ZILLION EOW |
| Isn't it super hot tho? And is that worth for so many days? |
| “Fake pump” he says with tears in his eyes. God ber is dumb |
| SPY poots might print if it sells off again like it did on Friday |
| The market is pumping again because diplomacy is back on the table! |
| Is this the legendary day when MSFT can be green and the market still go up? |
| cease fire talk works. spy and semi pumping |
| I sold at open boss |
| https://preview.redd.it/cr9ivg3oseeh1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0fee27bff0a42719eab830f1bdbfb4e2db90378b |
| You bought calls after it’s ridiculous run up? |
| check out Azores.\n\nThey belong to portugal and less crowded places compared to EU right now. |
| They do it everyday i genuinely dont understand how puts are still priced the way they are it's a trap every single time |
| Cloudflare CEO Matthew Prince on June 23, 2026 during the Cannes Lions International Festival of Creativity said bots are projected to outnumber humans online by a 1000:1 margin within five years. |
| What ails you friend? |
| reddit mods are by and large powerless basement dwelling chuds (not WSB mods who have big brain and lots of money) |
| Did you pull that data out of your ass? |
| I’m in a small waiting room with 7 other people and just saw the green candle on asts\n\n while looking intensely at my phone I yelled out “WOW that’s a huge dick” and immediately recognized my misfortune and didn’t make any eye contact with anyone and am now typing it out to repent |
| Market has no reason to pump it’s just mm’s fucking puts |
| What’s that I hear? 👂\n\nIs that, buying profitable companies? |
| Apple needs to start pumping soon |
| Yeh I gon buy cheaper tmr |
| Alaska, but idk if your vibe is city tourism or nature tourism. I went to Yosemite last week, so much nicer weather than 100F days |
| can't wait for the dump at 3PM. but I like how my port looks green right now, so fingers crossed this keeps up |
| MSFT $800 EOW |
| Boss said I get fry station next week. 🎉\n\nWas getting tired of mopping the front of house. |
| Oh shit, has the unfuckening of space begun? |
| 44 mins later… |
| Is that why they're selling their stonks |
| **BanBet Created** ▲ | **Record:** 1W - 0L\n\n| Ticker | Target | Entry | Move | Expires |\n|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|\n| **META** | $700.00 (above) | $648.03 | +8.0% | Aug 10, 4:10 PM | |
| Hey soooo who laughing now? LMAO |
| !banbet META 700 3w |
| MSFT chart looks like an Elon musk salute |
| Welcome news, I’m almost back to break even with my USO shares 😂 |
| Koreans going to be extinct soon with their 4B |
| Houthis realized it's all about the Benjamins. It's a trend and we're going to start charging tolls to the Gulf of 'umerica aka Mexico. Tolls for everyone. |
| Fuck you |
| Dude its the US government, Im not saying they can stop usage by 100% but obviously they can curtail a lot of it. |
| I got 1.4m 😬 |
| You’re good, you’re good, you’re good. Don’t worry cap’n, we’ll buff out those scratches. |
| War talks going well, Iran buying semiconductors soon |
| >King Street Capital Management told clients it’s significantly restricting withdrawals from its main hedge fund, moving investors who want to exit to a separate vehicle that will sell off the assets over time.\n\n>The 31-year-old fund has struggled with lackluster performance, fleeing clients and an exodus of long-tenured staff. It now manages less than $8 billion, down from $20 billion a little more than a decade ago\n\nhttps://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2026-07-15/king-street-restricts-client-withdrawals-from-its-hedge-fund |
| Sure sure |
| why what's happening tomorrow? |
| pls open kospi i need to leverage x20 this shit |
| holy |
| The V is here. 🐂 |
| Nice graph, Y axis starting at 40 for maximum effect 😂 |
| Was really thinking of going to Spain this week after they won the World Cup. Unfortunately, it looks like they have a heat wave. Anywhere else you guys recommend rn? The entire world hot as fuck |
| Sit down you spacetards there’s still a long way to go |
| Bers joining the 4B movement to protest these green candles |
| IBM with a sudden spike. |
| Has to do with a the amount of suffur in the extracted oil. Sweet is easier to process then sour cude. But the US especially around the gulf has some really good sour cude oil refiners. |
| Wow you now know this market is really rigged… it’s V’ing for no reason. Fuck this market |
| Absolutely not a no brainer lol. |
| MU puts right now |
| Yeah, and there was an oil shortage in the 70s.\n\nWe are not told the full story, EVER.\n\n\n\n |
| here we go again with the semis and poors index |
| Is everyone rich now |
| They act like their paper tiger leader who holds a chainsaw as if he knows how to actually operate it. Wannabe tough guys. |
| Where are you on a Monday doing this? |
| Hope hurricane season is like last year and no tropical disturbances happen 😅 right right |
| Well played |
| Why is that beer so small? |
| spcx green\n\ntold ya choos |
| It is money back? |
| Wild how I rotated from calls to puts thinking that low volume has anything to do with a stocks movement 💀 |
| The dildo of truth often comes unlubed |
| If I invest in quantum stonk and close the app, stonk is both up and down at same time |
| Silver is going to skyrocket this week so $SLV |
| r/NonCredibleDefense |
| One of two Greek-owned tankers hit by projectiles in the Strait of Hormuz has been abandoned by its crew after fire was reported on the vessel.\n\nOil still flat on the day 🤨 |
| Never drinking again. Ever |
| MSFT, MU, and SPY all green? Are we syncing cycles? |
| Oh yeah? How’s he gonna do that? How’s he gonna stop cloud providers from copying the weights on prem and shuffling them around so you can’t tell it’s Kimi? |
| Bears just became the face of the #metoo movement |
| How does the brine dissolve salt after reaching the point of saturation? |
| Port MU SNDK GOOGL AMZN and MSFT all bought Friday im about to be rich |
| The US knew the GCC didn’t have the appetite for war and here we are |
| Didn’t we invade Venezuela for oil? Shouldn’t we be good? Can we just buy oil from Russia? |
| Need this to last for the entire week |
| **BanBet Created** ▲\n\n| Ticker | Target | Entry | Move | Expires |\n|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|\n| **RTX** | $217.03 (above) | $197.30 | +10.0% | Jul 27, 4:08 PM | |
| !banbet RTX +10% 1w |
| LMFAOOOOOOOO |
| I'm not saying things are going poorly but I did just make myself a drink with three shots. |
| basic biology |
| THRUSTERS ENGAGED\n\nWE HAVE LIFT OFF |
| MSFT is moving up with MU. This does not compute |
| That’s how they get you |
| Drive thru manager could careless, she hates it too |
| ✅ \n\nIt's real out to the moon, the other stuff is painted on the dome |
| I m too |
| 350 seems like its market floor |
| Haha. Love it |
| Market keeps trying to go down but it refuses. Therefore a pump is incoming |
| Chill and bullish target price of MU and SKHY? |
| $8 billion for sandwiches is wild |
| Thanks, looks like it’s working out |
| Unless the market wants to completely throw them in the trash, space stocks (not SPCX) are a no brainer here |
| almost back to our opening price, 7495, wonder if it can do it |
| A market of utter filth!!!! |
| Explain to me why South Korean Hymen is not as hard as Sand Dick |
| This is fucking garbage |
| EMBRACE CHUD🫴 |
| Lots of personal attacks going on here.\n\nMaybe re-read my message, I was referring to what you brought up, the diarrhea lettuce situation. Primarily transmitted through taco bell. |
| “I’m in my zone. I’m feeling it. Stop clenching my buns, keep filling it.” Or whatever Bob said |
| cant wait for kospi tomorrow |
| Thats my strat |
| Having FU money makes me give less of a shit about bullshit at work. Ngl it’s real guys. I don’t put up with crap and I call out bullshit. Not sure how I haven’t been fired yet 😂 |
| Gold looks like it's at a bottom. Time to buy. |
| MSFT 400 letsgoooo |
| jersey mikes ipo to feature memory sandwiches. 2T marketcap |
| Am I the only one in here who’s bought BETA stock????? |
| Jesus another day of getting bent over by these MU pumps even though it just gives it all back |
| Been considering doing this. Just gotta get hella followers on twitter and post pure bullshit |
| Don't listen to this to me guys. That one is just a meme where they put Donald Trump's signature over a graph and we're all supposed to laugh about it. |
| **BanBet Error** — Could not get current price for RTW |
| V to 750 confirmed |
| Can Microsoft hit 410 this week or today? |
| still gonna dump at EOD |
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| Your SNDK Friday puts did NOT print, put the fries im the bag |
| Buy memory now unless you want to buy it cheaper tomorrow |
| All in on jersey mikes ipo |
| Does it matter? |
| Iwm to reject or send here? |
| Stop watching the 1M candles you utter twat. |
| LOL -- my port has been "shaken-up." |
| Anthropic & OpenAI IPOs = Dear retail, please hold the bag and pay for our compute |
| The only indicators are tweets |
| yea bro |
| Microsoft appears to be the ultimate hedge |
| Since the market is like 90% braindead bots now Im surprised there havent been more pure slop buzzword headlines to trigger them to pump.\n\n"Trump announces Claude AI uses excess compute to open Hormuz shipping with semiconductors, oil glut improves public greed index with rate easing from China tariffs suspension" |
| ITS GONNA BE GOOD MY N (IGBGMN) |
| Not alway |
| ibm get some news? |
| Tesla crushing earnings or nah? ⬆️⬇️ |
| Lol thats like saying all you need to be rich is:\n\nStep 1: have money\nStep 2: borrow money\nStep 3: don't lose money\n\nIf lose money go back to Step 1. |
| That's the problem. I have to assume they all are unless proven otherwise. No website is doing anything to protect itself. Tech pros are estimating bots to outnumber humans on the internet 1000:1 within 5 years. |
| Come on MacroHard get to 400 |
| watching Argentina crash out after losing was very funny, they should lose everytime for comedic value |
| "Bitch you live like this?" |
| Good bot |
| data now runs on potable drinking water. please follow the 10 and 1 rule. every 10 days, drink 1 glass of water. |
| Why tf did I buy ORCL?\n\nBoomer ah 💩 |
| Let’s get this B back over 747 please |
| I bought weekly 205 puts and 207.5 calls for Nvidia. Prepare your anus for stagnation |
| Just imagine the market can do this to you. Imagine getting a 10k gain and then they go oops someone used their get out of jail free card |
| What happened to cause the initial drop in ~'20? |
| The UI is insane. It's not clear how to do anything at all. |
| Are you winning, sons? |
| looking real pumpy today. the bear in me is shaking. |
| Damn good shit service now |
| It might bounce back, and I see squeeze potential, I might sell something else and buy more in the future, this has been my safe bet for a while now |
| If MU closes at 900 today. Ill tell this guy in the gym to stop taking a selfie for every bicep curl |
| JERSEY MIKES WILL SAVE THE MARKET |
| That bubbleboi really thought he was smart selling a stock in a 50% drawdown because he thought there is a way to reduce 75% nand use now even though demand for compute next decade is 1000x what it is today. Total clown lol. |
| For now. Wait until eod |
| what are you buying |
| That doesnt make sense? Weve seen multiple times this year the market cares about war until it doesnt. I cannot believe anyone still attributes the market movements completeley to the war. |
| Mother fucker have you not been watching the market the last few trading days? Shit could easily go down bigly. At least make sure you have a hedge. |
| But dad I didn't close my calls yet !! |
| RKLB is red YTD\n\nIs this the time to buy space stonks or will SPCX insiders tank the sector further when lockup ends? |
| thats a moving benchmark. daily consumption is always changing |
| the fact that Meta "excess AI compute" jabroney article resulted in a more than 10% crash on semis and chips just proves how easily it is to manipulate the market and how people are panicking for no reason. Thanks Bloomberg eat my fucking shit |
| I’ve always believed in you MSFT, but you can still suck my nuts |
| Kimi had to shut down sign ups within 48 hours of opening due to gpu overload. The hyperscalers are spending on GPUs to keep up with the compute demand that will be required in the future. It doesn’t matter what llm model the GPUs are running and it doesn’t matter how much some other company charges for a token of usage if you own the hardware required to run it either way. \n\nThis looks dangerous to anthropic and openAi, but the rest of the hardware selloff is a buy imo. |
| I can see this getting really bad really soon |
| Everyone talking about oil.\n\nNo one looking at Yen desperately fighting for its life.\n\nJapan has to either continue stealth invervention, dumping US bonds to prevent 163¥/$ or implement strict capital controls and panic investors.\n\nAKA they rawdogged the money printer in an alleyway multiple times. Thought everything was cool until the STD tests came in. |
| Wife entering her second trimester only barfed twice. That’s a win 🏆 |
| Looks like oil peaked? Time for next leg up! |
| Is petrol increases again? Inflation |
| When was the last time you had it? They totally changed up several years ago and now it’s a damn good pizza spot. Beats the closest local spot in my town. |
| You are actually wrong. Europe has better reporting than the US which is why they have a higher reported rate and most of the European food borne illnesses occur due to meat and shellfish. The foodborne illnesses due to produce in Europe is mainly due to imported FROZEN produce, not fresh.\n\nAnd NO! Foodborne illnesses in the USA is NOT mainly due to fast food restaurants!\n\nSheesh, where do people come up with this crap? Do you get your news from Breitbart?\n\nYou are a sysadmin so I am guessing you know how to use an AI to ask it who is wrong. |
| The Art of what the hell is the deal here. Are we gonna get a pump in oil or what |
| yall sleeping on power corp of canada (POW.TO) boring asf but easy money esp with all the government mandating return to office and the real estate connections |
| Fuck ton of selling but the price is somehow going up. Somebody knows something 🤣 |
| only 9k to go until i can pull out of this and VOO forever |
| V up in this bitch |
| I'm just curious. I'm not trying to be like antagonistic or anything but what makes anyone think that taking $2,500 and using it as collateral for margin or leverage is going to somehow going to improve your lifestyle. You would have improved your lifestyle so much more by using that as a backup. In case of an emergency now you have nothing left. Just something to think about. Professional traders don't even start with real money trading. They start with prop firms or paper trading. Build out a reproducible thesis, technique etc. They don't just dive in headfirst unknown. You're better off just like going to the casino and putting it on red or black at that point. |
| It's amazing how close we are always to one little hiccup causing a catastrophe |
| Bers truly genuinely authentically THOT lmfaoooo they really thought they had it today |
| Korea keeps this shit up and we’re getting another season of squid games 😬 |
| Enter puts here |
| I mean, it’s clearly not actually 43 days\n\nIt’s hovered around 60 days for decades… |
| Just venting my pain |
| Ice Cube's basketball league?! |
| how can you tell which are bots? |
| 753 |
| So that makes about 7 days until the next TACO trade. |
| Graph not starting at 0 should be a crime in the eye of the law. |
| Europe is cooling down, praise be to the lord allah. |
| Bers are trapped now |
| It was silly to think crooked Iran would ever turn a page. They just won't bend when it comes to the strait, you guys. |
| i overslept like a motherfucker |
| This is a complete misrepresentation of the data, and anyone who thinks about what the chart shows for even 5 seconds would realise that\n\nAt no point on this chart has the US had more than 100 days of “oil left”, yet somehow has never run out? Yeah, have a think, people. Clearly the US isn’t running out of oil next month.\n\nThis is the number of days of oil in the strategic reserve. If the US stopped pumping or importing any oil, it would run out in 43 days. But clearly the US isn’t going to stop pumping and importing oil\n\nThis is the equivalent of how many jerrycans you have stored in your garage in case of an emergency. As long as you can still get to the gas station, it’s irrelevant whether you have 1 can or 3 stored away |
| who doubted CORN!!! show yourself!!! |
| "Guys we promise it's real this time, it's not just coordinated criminal pumps to get rid of retail puts, please put all your money back in" |
| Nah just the 98 Toyota Corolla |
| #Ber thought Iran war was going to crash the markets LMAO🤌 |
| Space is fake |
| Retards don't realize that holding bonds for 5 years and earning -17% is a pretty fucking huge risk. |
| The messed up part about poots on indexes is a random memory pump will just obliterate them |
| https://preview.redd.it/fsd88vkqqeeh1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e6c55b9b48d70ee8c968f0d8cb295ce9c2c4f02e |
| should i just DCA into calls every dip here LMAO |
| Spy 743 close |
| How are we feeling about JMKE today? |
| Does he have a chair in the bedroom too? |
| 311 barrels left |
| All in MU/SNDK |
| Donald trump if you can hear me please save us |
| I would like to see them try that. I live 7500km away from HQ xD |
| Thank you Claude. |
| damp it |
| LUNR? |
| YOLO on scratch offs? |
| Some people literally can't handle the volatility. or don't want to. |
| So with SPCX near its $225 peak when Q2 closed, Google may see some unrealized gains on Spacex.\n\nWon't Google's earnings look like a drop without the unrealized gains from Anthropic this quarter? |
| Piss on your neighbors ring doorbell camera. \n\nSue your neighbor for having unsolicited photos of your pecker. \n\nProfit. |
| What just happened to space stonks |
| Guys, what you think on Vicor? I have a feeling it will be up atleast 15% |
| Yeah that wasnt u my bad g |
| Imagine where you would be right now if you had only inversed yourself. |
| MU pumping to fuck puts over before dumping to wreck calls |
| BERS GAPED BY MEMORY BROS |
| The oil sub is in shambles |
| Puts on UPS, they didnt return my FedEx package |
| Will Intel shit the bed for earnings and bring semis down or will it not even matter. Does any of it matter? |
| If your life saving is 2500 dollars you have more impactful changes you can make to your success than what you are invested in. There is structural weakness in your personal finance. |
| TSLA just go to 375 big dawg\n\n |
| WE ARE SO FUCKING BACK |
| He’s a boomer with a bit of regard in him |
| Not my problem, it's the next CEO's.\n\nNot my problem, I've made my billion $. \n\nNot my problem, not until next quarter.\n\nLove this capitalism. /s |
| last chance to get on the MU + SNDK train |
| Had a talk recently with some retard who decided to hold only fixed income over the last several years because he's "bad with stocks". JFC. |
| Robinhood (and others) have 'bots that downvote anything that may be negative about their organization. |
| If this graph is accurate very Concerning that a surplus in crude relative to the other years data would be followed by measures to stifle crude production. Its almost like a surplus might be bad for our capitalist overlords and actions were taken to change that globally while keeping domestic production same or greater. $$$$ |
| Up 0.48% |
| Watched a YT video named China quietly saved the world by Max Fisher. Great video, he talks about this situation. |
| XLT or Platinum? |
| #SPY is green and most stocks are green too. What a rare miracle we are witnessing right now. LMAO🤌 |
| Natural selection as its finest |
| Of course. Check JEDI etf which covers similar stocks except of SpaceX and has been around for a longer time. \n\nThis drawdown is much bigger than the previous ones but investors are willing to pay a high premium for space stocks |
| ARCX 💼 🧳 💰 😘 |
| MSFT 405P? |
| That’s not a monke, that’s an ape.\n\nYou are a monke. |
| is anyone actually making money here? |
| Still $28.78 in there to make it an even 100% loss. Go out with a bang champ! |
| LOL |
| SPY is incapable of pulling back more than 2% lol |
| Mate, can spare some food stamps? |
| China likely had the largest oil reserves and possibly still does. They massively reduced imports when the strait closed to protect their exports. It would take quite awhile, with much larger events in the MEast to seriously disrupt China. The GCC and other sources, as well as much of the world, benefit by getting China oil. |
| I've heard you can't use the entire supply cause it risks collapsing the cave it's stored in. Am I mistaken? |
| Your regards could have made more money working at Wendy’s by helping me out 🤬🤬🤬 |
| Gotta mean it's not real. |
| In Canada I've seen two local gas stations list their prices as $0.00 on the signs in the past month and a half, we get all of our gas from the US due to being a border town. It's sent down and refined, then sent back. They were just... out. Never seen that happen before. |
| Wait a sec, from 2020 to 2022 Crude oil inventory dropped from 90% to 50%. This drop wasn't recent |
| how can you protest if you can't get to the protest? 5head gameplan |
| yes it can. |
| Damn he got wrecked so thoroughly that he forgot it was Monday already. |
| Did MSFT remember it has a sizable stake in Microchips again? |
| Yooo my Navitas leaps are only down 70% now |
| Everybody switched to puts, and MM thought, "Fuck you, too". |
| Why did you gamble your life savings |
| Keep it coming, baby back bitch! You post about how shitty your life is, and when someone agrees with you, you act like its offensive. |
| Maybe that's the plan? Don't need Congress approval for boots on the ground if it's a national emergency... |
| Hmmm sounds like we need to get on those Venezuela and Greenland takeovers, where are we at with that? |
| Must have been CGC stock |
| MU is trash |
| Why did you bring your life savings to a casino? |
| Zoom out on MU. Its just a small pump followed by a big dump. |
| With all do respect, if this was your life savings, what are you doing in the stock market? Do you even havw a emergency fund? |
| This is crazy.. MSFT is up and SPY is up... confirmed moon eod |
| Drug addict whales keep slamming NOK calls as it tanks to hell. Why did I full port this dog shit? |
| Straight up for an entire hour |
| Run where? |
| Bullish |
| Who panic sold last week? 🫵 |
| # What stock market god is punishing us being in this range |
| bulltrap pt 3. red eod |
| Not emotionally involved, it's funny for me. I love seeing your responses, you are the easiest target I've had in months. Little baby bwocolli bitch! |
| # Elmo killed space |
| There's definitely someone in this sub with insider knowledge. Do us a solid... what can we put 25 bucks on that a year from now will have us eating like kings |
| Yes I sold MSFT too soon and I know if I get back it, this shit will tank. |
| AMD is up almost 4% 🤔 |
| Nah, local spot |
| I've got co-workers thinking JM is good. Bottom tier sandwich |
| well damn, maybe they should get more oil then |
| ——————- |
| Watching the Avengers trailer makes me think, Marvel is nothing without the big 3. |
| My entire port is being lifted by Google and MSTR, the duality of man. |
| 😂😂😂 |
| corn mooning. 🖨️ brrrrrrrrr |
| So how does buying the dip work for bears? Like just losing money every time or what? |
| LMAO WHERES THAT NEWLY FOUND BEAR AT |
| Ate too many ribs last night. |
| Not that kind of experience, last time they fought the houthis they had to negotiate, I expect the Chinese to be far more dangerous. |
| awe shucks I just dirtied my sweatpants |
| because if you have been in the market long enough, you understand that timing the market is impossible. So if you are waiting for a better entry....that entry could be today, yesterday...a week from now....you just never know when that stock/equity is going to all of a sudden jump 5-10-20% in a day, that's why you buy and hold a stock. |
| Pump to ATH Qqq EOW pleaseee |
| Don’t gamble with your life savings. |
| WTF LMAO why did he buy then 😂 |
| Put some space in your face. Are RKLB and ASTS starting to take off? |
| Bers got so cocky. Dumb fuks |
| thank you, I watched the video. Those "ants" are fucked. |
| oh oh |
| Yes |
| really feels like this low volume pump gets all undone in 1 candle at the end of the day |
| They dont care theyll do it everytime, if it's an obvious dump theyre just waiting to pump it and take your money lol always inverse |
| My favorite part is the rule that only things from the Credible Sources List may be posted, but they disabled the Credible Sources page of their Wiki and it is empty.\n\nEdit: maybe they’re going for a metaphysical contemplation of how there are no credible sources anymore. |
| Do bers ever get tired of losing |
| I voted for change but for some reason thats all I got in my pocket. |
| You still got power…buying power 😀 |
| Are ya 14? |
| Bears you had your month, see you in 3 years |
| Omg I’m winning so fucking hard right now |
| "this is lame af" |
| i make more than that in a week but "im tired grandpa" |
| MU JUST KEEPS GOING🥵🥵 |
| Betcha that Camry goes up in value |
| You still got $28 KEEP GOING |
| Please just dump this shit. That’s so greedy |
| I can't tell if this is real or not but why would you gamble money that isn't play money? |
| Can you explain what do you mean by selling the spread? |
| aye MU pumping |
| My friends would laugh at me if I wagered only $2,500 on a hand of blackjack and some people are out here calling it "life savings" lmao |
| Increase tariffs on crude oil depletion, that'll do it! |
| That bought you some experience and clout. |
| Yep, get out and get into a better trade, you might recoup your losses quick and then some |
| SPY VOO GOOGL and turn off your phone |
| When they ask for the folks with disabilities to board the plane I just go up to the attendant and show them my WSB Reddit account and scan my ticket. Works every time 🤡 |
| Brother with 2k you need a High Yield savings account wtf are you doing on Robinhood come back at like 20-30k. |
| begone baggie |
| Smarter man than me then! I sell low and buy high |
| QQQ about to run |
| Only option you could afford to buy are 0 dte and you’re not making all that back with shares in your lifetime. Turn that sucker back on, you literally have nothing to lose |
| LCID is all over the place today\n\nGood if youre willing to play |
| Tried to be a Bol this morning but I got Horn’d |
| my dad bought at 141 and said "idk what they do" thats why this is happening |
| Everyone trapped in space/AI while corn goes to the moon! |
| ACHR 💰 https://youtu.be/UAtj2HinjHE?is=Yt2HGMpJqiNJVnl9 |
| Lol. I will take 1lbs of what u r having. |
| Uh huh |
| 747 would get me out of a jam 😂 |
| This made me laugh way to hard 🍻 |
| Can we get a truth social post |
| What are we buying |
| Dont give up. Its going to $440-460 after earnings(im coping) |
| RKLB and ASTS crashing whenever SPCX does something regarded is so funny |
| The volatility is absolutely nuts so much money to be made if you can catch it. Or lose |
| You think this sub can read that chart with or without context? |
| 2 contract isnt many contracts lil bro |
| Don’t make it go to waste and learn the lesson. See you Tomorrow. |
| # ORCL baggies getting run over in a stampede |
| Why’d you buy at the top? That’s not what you’re supposed to do |
| No idea what everyone is complaining about, I made some good money selling this pump |
| Now? |
| Concern for lack of Vs |
| Exactly. Cvx won’t let us run dry but it’s going to cost an arm and a leg. |
| 🥱 |
| **BanBet Created** ▲ | **Record:** 2W - 1L\n\n| Ticker | Target | Entry | Move | Expires |\n|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|\n| **DELL** | $410.00 (above) | $387.88 | +5.7% | Jul 27, 3:52 PM | |
| !banbet DELL 410 1w |
| Dirt is free, make some mud pies |
| quitting my gambling addiciton and switching to weeklies instead of dailys |
| No there are about 15 days left in reserves only. Math that up as 316m barrels and we consume 20m per day on average. 15.8 days. That info is nearly a week old though so I wonder what the numbers look like on Wednesday. Honestly, I’m not sure where the 45 days number is even coming from. |
| https://preview.redd.it/jvu6bm78peeh1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=035e47a6ae8884b64b44b72e242da7b4e1400089\n\n |
| i love being theta gang but i also hate when its boring af and i have to wait for the actual theta to kick in before closing |
| went for a lunch pint to drown my sorrows, had a nap after it… woke up. and now we’re back green? |
| First one is always free \nShould be happy you didnt keep going up, or you would've put real money in a few years down the line |
| https://www.datacenterdynamics.com/en/news/new-mexico-regulators-reject-natural-gas-pipeline-for-oracles-25gw-project-jupiter-data-center/ |
| spy still green $2 too. red EOD would be pretty big drop from here |
| https://www.datacenterdynamics.com/en/news/new-mexico-regulators-reject-natural-gas-pipeline-for-oracles-25gw-project-jupiter-data-center/ |
| *-- Said Every Day* |
| same |
| Its ok bro you can lose more next time |
| Bullish |
| Hot as fuck |
| I dont think we have enough liquidity in the market for that to happen. |
| Let's just keep doing the cha-cha up to 747 |
| HAPPY BDAY TO THE GROUND |
| I'm down 4.5% on tsla shares I bought last week for a quick trade😭😭\n\nNow gotta wait a week for breakeven |
| https://www.datacenterdynamics.com/en/news/new-mexico-regulators-reject-natural-gas-pipeline-for-oracles-25gw-project-jupiter-data-center/ |
| LMAO THESE BER TRAPS |
| should have held and prayed bro, now its gonna dump to 730 to spite you |
| doesnt feel like a green day if all the movement is premarket |
| https://www.datacenterdynamics.com/en/news/new-mexico-regulators-reject-natural-gas-pipeline-for-oracles-25gw-project-jupiter-data-center/ |
| Sell fucking puts my god...you'd at least own the shares |
| Thats wasnt ur life savings, you dont gamble your "life savings" you probably saved that less than year |
| Wonder if that's what people with several hundred million say about my lifestyle. |
| Pumped to get rid of puts now slowly drill again rinse and repeat |
| 92% of the people/bots telling you not to buy due to oil shock were the same ones telling you to sell during the April tariff dip. |
| “Emotional Damage” |
| Yeet |
| Europe who (youreap oo) |
| I mean I won't lie, this is true. I'm currently fullported in SOXL/KORU. But options seem crazy even for me. |
| took his account for a spin straight to the dumpster, looks like a heartbeat monitor for somebody who zigged when they shoulda zagged |
| nah, but i think it's gonna pump the first couple days |
| $2?! Oooo look at mister moneybags over here?! I only get paid 10 weevils a week, half of which go directly to child support. Another 2 go to my crippling student loans from getting my PhD in computer biology at Trump University! Pfaa! $2 indeed. |
| Sell in May gang shall inherit the 🌎earth |
| I understand that... so it's not a "we don't have any" issue...it's a "how much are you willing to pay, because that guy is willing to pay a bit more" type of situation....thats quite a bit different than "we are going to run out of oil" |
| Upside: revenue, profits, productivity, efficiency\n\nDownside: fear |
| THIS IS WHERE YOU BUY |
| It ain’t over till the fat lady sings |
| Uhh, isn't 50% of that index 2 stocks - this seems like an incredibly dumbass headline\n\n Bloomberg - Are you a robot? |
| How much were you up at that peak? |
| https://preview.redd.it/yjtwi0rwoeeh1.jpeg?width=1266&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7b3f659d91d921be3b6fc8472caa2fb4389653a1 |
| If you disable options how the hell are you going to make it back???? |
| https://preview.redd.it/m9by0civoeeh1.jpeg?width=1043&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9e36eab05755234d30177c234c5de8a2dcceed74 |
| 1 avocado toast |
| Probably should have held VST I got on Friday but a gain is a gain I guess |
| I’m down $140k over the last 2 weeks. Big NBIS guy. You’ll survive. |
| Is this really gonna be another boring, untradeable week |
| Good news, you can save up another life’s savings pretty fast |
| Buy Oracle $ORCL |
| Condored AAPL let’s get weird |
| Guess all you've managed to make over your working time. If I made $2.5k over years, I'd also spin the roulette. |
| Meme stocks have no logic behind it, pure vibe. |
| That ain’t saving any lives |
| Anyone think Google's going to hit 450 a week after earnings? Maybe 400. |
| Born again bear here. Let's dump it |
| Still waiting on my infinity tokens from last round of crash. MODS I CAN WAIT ALL DAY!!! |
| ORCL making me homeless lmaooo |
| Liquours calling the shots now bobandy! |
| Got $156 left. Still in the game |
| What the hell is wrong with people. Get off social media if you’re gonna make stupid decisions. I don’t believe half the screen shot bullshit posted here about people getting insane gains, anyone can make that fake shit these days. That is even if this is real. Which is sad if it is. |
| But for spcx why now and not later when the price action chills out |
| SPY just exists to make us mad at this point\n\nI don't think we'll go back to highs until big tech earnings so I guess I should just full port calls and start my usual strategy of praying and spreading bullish FUD to make bers panic sell |
| Your life savings was less than an average monthly wage? |
| I’m tired of winning so much winning 👍😔😫 |
| 1 pack of generic smokes 🚬 😋 |
| Wtf is this , a pump for ants ? |
| probably till google earnings |
| technically monday isnt done yet |
| My life savings is a couple unopened packs of Pokemon cards. |
| I will never understand gambling life savings in options... |
| if it was a Goodwill I'll be amazed |
| I’m excited to see which big tech takes a dump. I’ll be ready |
| Man bought half a share of Msft |
| I'm enjoying a scrumptious soup 🍜 |
| to be probed?\n\nor doing the probing? |
| I bought a $40 QQQ call to offset my $5000 in puts. Hoping that it takes it down |
| We are so back |
| U little shit |
| This day fuckin bLOOOOWWWssss.... |
| US can produce enough for its domestic supply, but we live in a global market.\n\nIf globaly supply is low price go wild, do you a CEO with a fiduciary duty to your investors sell oil domestically to be nice? Or to the highest bidder. So either domestic prices catch up to global demand (which make people big sad) or the government implements export controls (see Russia, also produces enough for local market, implemented export controls after capacity hit to protect domestic prices).\n\nTLDR\n\n1. Scarcity and high prices on a global market\n2. Export controls for short term relief (but then domestic won't increase production) |
| Bears were calling for black Monday again |
| Those have been worthless for a while, just wake up? |
| Let me see 743 today. |
| the only thing my chart is missing is a middle finger |
| Made 40 dollars today. Think i can afford coffee? |
| 14 - $10c 8/7 expiry |
| 2.5k? smallstreet bets would barely take you |
| When I was 14 $1000 was actually $500.. so yea I did but I spent it on slushies and candy |
| What's the big spike to the moon there? Why not sell there? |
| $2k is a steal for the lesson you just learned. |
| I don't think so. DRAM is being shat on because of weirdness in the korean market. Memory is still strong. I reckon its got time to recover.\n\nIf the hyperscalers cut cape you're screwed - keep an eye on that. |
| The best one |
| Jeff Epstein didn't kill John Stamos |
| This sub will be hilarious on Wednesday on all the earnings plays possibly blowing up |
| DUMPY NO DUMPING |
| I don't think I've ever made money going long TSLA. Shorting it, yeah. I just can't figure out what moves this thing up. Feels like a slot machine |
| My play- oil up, semi down |
| 💯 |
| every dip bought inc |
| Probably I should |
| I'm testing a theory that if I hold my morning poop until lunch time the market lunch dump will be extra spicy. The things we do for science |
| when you win gold, our president will stand on the podium with you and take your medal back to Mar a Lago |
| I think so. |
| Graph is a little misleading, show the 0-40 on the Y-axis. It is low, but not close to zero. |
| You went from poor to slightly more poor. Nbd |
| Do you think it will go back up ever? |
| RemindMe! 42 Days |
| Why is jersey mikes going public? Now the food will be terrible man |
| tired of this recession already\n\n |
| 🤡 |
| Doomsday |
| Shiiiit not me, but kids these days probably do. |
| Need doner on a red hot mic to save my puts |
| Same. Probably missed out on a grand lol but I made 1500! |
| Great question. I guess we hate money |
| Is this a life savings for ants? |
| Born again bull here. Let's go up and pump. |
| GOOGL $400 after earnings |
| does this account for the amount able to be used for military?\n\n(if so good) |
| Bron… |
| No wasted resource |
| No volume on SPX…lump-dick whales today |
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| Get off reddit and get a job OP |
| Depends on whether they throw the AI companies under the bus. If they cut CapEx, they could in fact pump at the cost of everyone else. |
| You get this surge of adrenaline when you see your cash move a lot. |
| Spy pinned to 745-746 range today |
| You guys had thousands of buck to gamble at 14? |
| Just make another round of life savings and full port it into 0dtes |
| BTC at recent highs. Looking to breakout? |
| Dude you need a emergency savings fund not a portfolio. |
| Gas stations won't run out but prices will skyrocket even before 42 days if we keep burning through the reserve at the same rate. And given the recent escalation over the weekend, it seems like a deal isn't exactly in sight.\n\nThe longer this conflict goes on in it's current form, the more leverage Iran has over Trump so I'm not expecting them to capitulate in the next month.\n\nThis would shoot gas well over $5/gallon by September, as we'd expect a huge spike in oil cost in early-mid August |
| The good news is you’re still poor |
| Double down |
| Does someone need to reboot SPY? It’s stuck. |
| Needs to break 746 to see more upward movement. |
| June 2026 |
| memory dip gonna make ppl some good money |
| REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE |
| My feels are telling me we are headed down, but I'm always wrong 🤔 |
| BTC going to start it's grind back up to the 100k mark by september....then come October, shit is going to fly....just my opinion. |
| Elon thanks you for your service. |
| Calls on SMNNY |
| Excuse me, mr sndk can you do a big green candle |
| Chart makes it look like 40 is rock bottom\n\nIf you redo the chart where the bottom is 0, you can see there is a long way down to go\n\nZoom in so you’re looking at just ‘22-‘26 and average is now ~50 days vs the average of ~65 days if we look back before the average American household had a VCR\n\nThe chart as presented is just karma whoring, redo it for last 4 years and go from 0-100, and you get something that is more informative |
| Oh and it’s because we’re retarded as fuuuuuk |
| 33% MSTR, 33% NVDA, 33% MSFT\n\n1% ONDS |
| I just need the q’s close to 740 by Thursday. It’s not much. Make it happen |
| I can see it in your eyes you’re angry! |
| It’s a world economy and our oil is bought and sold on the global market. Cvx wont cut us a discount, we have to compete with Europe. And despite the europoor moniker, Europe is wealthy. |
| Get the fuck outta here 🫵 🤓 |
| nothing ever happens. people wont care until their local petrol station is out of fuel. until then line only goes up |
| Cut your losses |
| my dog has 1$ and he entrusted me to buy some WEN for him |
| life savings and used that money to gamble….. 👀🙃 |
| I'm gonna support by getting a club sub with pepper relish for lunch. |
| I LOVE YOU MM\n\nPLEASE PUMP MY CALLS |
| What the fuck I should do with the fucking NASA etf. Ever gonna come back up? \nFuck you Elon |
| Yes, but only when I’m holding shares |
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| u/zjz Crash is stuck on infinity ♾️ 😪 |
| Space is the new frontier...you would be retarded not to at least have some exposure to the ONE company doing this shit at scale. |
| **BanBet Lost** — /u/Flimsy-Ingenuity-186 (2W - 4L, 33%)\n\n| Ticker | Entry → Target | Move | Time | Result |\n|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|\n| **SPY** ▼ | $745.47 → $738.02 | -1.0% | 3d | Lost | |
| Emphasis on "was". |
| 🤡 |
| Or a global success! Just look at their accounts receivables now! |
| Half of reddit posts are bots. This place is becoming meaningless. |
| Shake out them weak hands |
| ais p cool i get to work even less than before |
| The regard of the regards |
| Oh sweet summer child |
| That's my concern, other models will be near peer with frontier models at 1/10th the cost and all this capex will look ridiculous. Capex spending has to be replaced roughly in-step with organic AI revenue to maintain AI company valuations. $AAPL and $GOOG can monetize AI and will be the winners, and apple can license AI and avoid the ridiculous capex outlays. I don't have any positions directly in these co's, just indices. |
| anyone like tsla calls this week? |
| Brutal - these dudes are probably on r/SuicideWatch or going to be morbidly obese themselves soon |
| Money and fun |
| these long ass downward wicks are BULLISH AF |
| i start buying at 80 |
| All is see is $28 bucks to make it all back in one 0DTE trade |
| I seriously think Vegas is just as viable for retirement at this point. |
| BRO crash game literally says infinity and i bought in that round for 100 tokens. Im waiting on my infinity tokens MODS!!!! |
| She’s gonna pop on Thursday, just putting her lipstick on right now |
| Did you consider undiscovering options at any point? |
| Legit question, why do you madmen trade options? |
| I sold too early but at least I made money 🎉 |
| The real reason you lost is cause you didn’t use margin |
| Bought into every spcx dip. But the dip keeps dipping. |
| Who is gonna buy the Jersey Mikes IPO. |
| Dang, $2 to my name, any spare change |
| Having a strategy is must. \n\nYou need an edge - setups that work more than they lose. At least 50% to be profitable the higher the win rate the better. \n\nHaving defined profit targets and stop losses before you enter any trade and honoring them when reached. \n\nKnow what to do before it happens. If this I will do that. If that i will do this. Having made these decisions prior to being up or down money makes the follow through significantly easier. \n\nFor me having the support of a community of like minded traders using the same strategy as me to discuss successes and failures has been a tremendous help. |
| So do u |
| Heads, shoulders, now knees and toes. |
| Imagine working a 10 hour shift and coming home to a fat nagging wife. |
| yo I have October DRAM calls with an $85 strike that I bought @ $69. Am I screwed? |
| Well, I bought calls, it went down, I bought puts it went up. Down 50% on my poots. Fuck |
| dip buyers still in wait and see mode for earnings this week I guess |
| I like to be a contrarian. puts when the market says calls. left when the charts go right. sleep when my boss asks why i havent come in to work today. |
| So not much has changed at least |
| Probably dumping TSLA to buy SPCX |
| Another great moment to buy juicy yield bonds on oil fud. |
| Two greek oil tankers on fire, let’s talk. |
| I sold my 2001 Toyota Camry to buy Microsoft few weeks ago, i'm feeling depressed |
| After GOOG’s earnings. |
| Chill. One day this will be a drop in the bucket to you. |
| While y'all are contemplating and reflecting on your unwise financial decisions, I want you to know that Jim Creamer and Cathy Woods fucked furiously in the bathroom of a Delta Airlines 777 from Atlanta to Detroit flight on the eve of Bear Stearns bankruptcy. |
| 🙁 |
| They all re-badged to be Toyotas so people wouldn't vandalize them. |
| They are propaganda pushing morons - they push the idea that we are going to run out of oil and when pressed comply with the fact that at worse oil prices rise but not significantly to the point where it causing large economic impacts. Likely bots but a lot of idiots jumping on the train or your oil bulls trying to make a buck |
| Yo chat, we doing another blockade. Calls?\n\nhttps://www.reuters.com/world/middle-east/yemens-houthis-declare-naval-blockade-against-saudi-arabia-statement-2026-07-20/ |
| I have $5. It is my life’s savings |
| MMM feels like a sleeper put play here. Stock is up on the 5D and everyone seems a little too comfy going into earnings, but the valuation is stretched and there’s not much room for weak margins or a soft guide. \n\nHolding the 160P because even a “beat” will get sold if growth looks cooked. Classic boomer stock rug pull setup. |
| Well now it’s much less, and on the bright side it’ll be easier for you to double your net worth? |
| You haven't even begun to peak |
| I am sure the Iranians are always willing to talk, why wouldn't they be, last time they talked US capitulated on their demands for the MOU in writting. They got nearly 3 weeks of lifted embargo and got to sell off oil at premium followed with a return to status quo while going "US violated the literal text of the MOU".\n\nPretty sure they willing to do that anytime.\n\nWhat they won't do is hand over the boom boom dust or secede control of the strait. \n\nSo ultimately there will be no agreement voluntarily. |
| When will MU get a boner again? |
| My dick and balls chart is off the graph also |
| Let the rotation from semis into 🇺🇸 software and 🇨🇳 AI commence |
| Cool but we’re going to buy more, so it doesn’t really matter how many days worth we currently have on hand. |
| I'll pay you 3k to touch me places |
| Marvel movies blow |
| Disagree |
| do they have bagholding olympics? where do i sign up |
| What regard is buying spcx? |
| China uses 16 million bpd, Saudi produces 9.6.\n\nChina reducing consumption by 25% is like Saudi halving production. \n\nChina can release 140 days of Saudi production. |
| The 27 VWAP is crossing the 175 EMA with a DELTA of 196.62 |
| a 40% drawdown on tech stocks don't hurt that much when you are up over 1000% on some of them. |
| Think I successfully bought puts at the bottom. Needed a loser! |
| Found a stainless steel saucepan from the 1940s at the thrift store, calls on pans |
| Are you 14? |
| Like my father used to say , everything is going to be okay …… once you stop gambling. |
| Lock in |
| Well either way you were going to be poor |
| It saved someone’s else life now. Instead of ramen they can now get a steak dinner! |
| You can lose more that that |
| I’m not the one who can’t count to 2. Read a book |
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| I bought Bagflix calls below 67 today. did I actually make a good trade? I don't trust this |
| The irony is that China is tolerating the shortages better than anyone expected because they went all in on solar, whereas we are more impacted because of the pivot towards protecting the fossil fuel industry. |
| Anyone see avengers doomsday trailer? Absolutely stoked |
| Is goog next to pump |
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| PLUNGE PROTECTION HAS THE FED ON THEIR SIDE |
| Rookie numbers |