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| France commenting on the Middle East like anyone cares |
| HOLY FUTES!! >!Not open yet, dorks!< |
| you should quit while you're behind |
| Y'all too bolish |
| Watch the market now go exactly 0% for 12 trading days in a row. That would be the most unexpected. |
| *HR has entered the chat* |
| Yes |
| Took $10,000 from semi profits and dumped it into crypto alts. Up 12 percent this weekend. Downvote away |
| It's all about getting out of USD. Stocks will be sold too in order to buy BTC and Gold |
| I will not admit publicly that I own gamestore shares and I secretly want Cohen to succeed for once |
| Agreed. There's just too much liquidity sloshing around for anything to slow this market short of a protracted global crisis, and Hormuz just ain't it. Yet. You know China is dipping into that SPR, and they won't be willing to do that forever. Xi and orange will strike a backroom deal on the timeline for capitulation against Iran. |
| Just trade futures it’s not rocket science |
| NVDA is positioning for a large directional move, which she is prone to do. Someone is also slamming the tape last week with calls. I think nvda might makes some announcements ahead of earnings, but there are a lot of catalysts that could send her or tank her ahead. Earnings of course, china trip and supply chain disruptions due to SOH closures about to become headlines for semis soon. I have a small position on nvda june calls which I intend to close out by EOW. |
| Corn hasnt really been moving in tandem with SPY this year tbh |
| They are pretty much different though. They’ll ask fewer engineering related questions and more probability/logical based ones |
| https://preview.redd.it/u1vuzlt8sc0h1.jpeg?width=1074&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2dde38d1363668bcff633a54c1447e29e7a69f2d\n\n |
| Yes. I like this definition: “Our economy is an upside-down pyramid held up by a goblin.”\n\nhttps://newsletter.drorpoleg.com/p/the-economy-is-an-upside-down-pyramid |
| Blah, blah, motherfuckin blah. |
| LOL, I’ll tell you what the comedian Dave Coulier told me once during his AMA on Reddit when I tried to dunk on him for being old and out of touch “good luck not getting older.” |
| BTC price action right now doesn’t agree with you 🙂 |
| I thought they took loans from the government, like reverse repo infusions. \n\nSo there's a potential having rapidly rising rates could create a bank crash, simply by them needing to borrow at higher rates than what they're loaning to? |
| Imagine if we never get a pullback straight to 800 |
| money printer won't allow a crash so its calls only from now on lol |
| no nukes, no China attacking US. Yeah we going to 750 Monday |
| People will see the US bombing the shit out of Iran as a resolution 🤷♂️ |
| Hard to know if this is just drama ahead of China on Friday. I mean why not make it exciting and drive us to despair before elation as China brokers an MOU. |
| There’s a crazy pump happening on Covid era Pokémon cards, even more than tech stocks.\n\nMoney is flowing |
| Purely theoretical, most brokers will close your position automatically once you reach a certain margin threshold while shorting |
| I still can’t believe that any single person chooses to use that shitshow of a brokerage. It’s stocks trading it’s not like it’s something special and those brohs running the whole thing on a home PC in their closet have done so many illegal things, I mean, had technical difficulties, it’s straight up mind boggling |
| I was promised HOOD 120 |
| And then when too many make profit they refuse to let them cash out |
| You might hate it but we are going higher |
| I have no debt but im broke. Does this make me rich? |
| I don’t mind that beautiful bear trap just to propel us further into 800 🙂 |
| Let me know when to buy the puts |
| You have the kind of money where you can wheel on Q? (Cries in poverty) |
| What's wrong with health care and social assistance? They are very important jobs |
| Same. Even though Fidelity halted trades at the same time. It was chaos everywhere. |
| I don't think he appreciated their request for $7B to be unfrozen immediately as a good faith gesture lol |
| Threw $18k on 15May call option trade in the last 10min before Friday market close to ride the SNDK surge into closing.\n\nMade $1.1k in about 3 minutes \n\nEither genius or regarded |
| has mr orange or iran said anything on the weekend? havent followed much lol holding calls still\n |
| All the " Short selling is so mean " people on HOOD are gonna need a tissue. |
| Wild. |
| so bowel (mr status quo) was right, do nothing and win, what is trump next move? his guy need to think about his legacy beyond trump term. |
| Do this google search:\n\nCrazy_donkies reddit MU stock\n\nhttps://www.reddit.com/r/stocks/comments/1pt8969/comment/nvfd1sg/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=mweb3x&utm_name=mweb3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button\n\nI've been pumping this shit for 5 months. \n\n |
| NYSE has reported that retail participation in options trading now accounts for HALF of all options trading volume since the inception of 0DTEs. People clown on WSB, but this sub has objectively measurable effects on US equity markets. |
| If MU goes up 30% i might not be able to stop cumming |
| Why did they shit the bed after earnings? Wasn’t it a beat with record revenue?? |
| In which case I’ll load up on calls for next week |
| Well said, almost like Iran constantly has in their proposals they want nuclear, and us refuses, so here we are for the 20th time |
| I’m guessing mango didn’t like Irans counter offer |
| Holy hell the reflecting pool looks fugly lmao \n\nneon blue |
| We gonna hit 740 and gap down to 700. That’s the most bears gon get. |
| too early man |
| They've had it for a while now. What's the benefit of shorting vs just buying puts? |
| We're not exactly at hyperinflation yet.\n\nBut man is Fed taunting, trolling and goading it to come roaring back. |
| Well I shouldn’t promise. Seems likely |
| Iran changing the WiFi password for all of Europe and wants to charge to get it back |
| Shits gonna pop 5% during PM |
| That rule is what keeps my main accounts cash. I have margin on a Schwab account that was doing quite well. But whiplash took a huge toll. \n\nI can't imagine what the whiplash will do in the future but I imagine there will be margin calls in abundance. |
| I’ll buy half my goal and when it tanks buy the rest lol |
| Bet I’ll jump back in\n\nSold my RKLB and PL shares few months ago, still got ASTS CSPs\n |
| What T wrote about Iran means nothing. Notice how neither side is leaking details of the proposals to the media anymore. They are just making vague statements. So there is nothing new provided on whats happening with the negotiation |
| How come they never unearth dinosaur nuts? 🦕🌰🍄🟫🌰 |
| Prediction for tomorrow:\n\nMarket opens flat, first 5 minute giant red dong as bers buys puts and sells off, followed by massive shrek Vs as the market knows he's gonna TACO everything as always |
| Puts and shorts are literally what are driving the economy right now. Without the gey bears and regards gambling all their money away, these stocks wouldn’t be able to continue making revenue and soar so high. No wonder they legalized online gambling. They take your money and then tax the money they took. It’s double full whammy. |
| I don't think he has ever made a successful options play he always be posting in there |
| Bers only last hope clings onto an old man’s tweets the market hasn’t cared about in 3 weeks lmao |
| After doing a bit of research, it actually is completely probable and possible to have data centers in space. The cooling system they would likely employ would be a closed loop cooling system similar to what is already in space on the ISS. The systems would have to scale up significantly but that’s another solvable engineering problem. It is not, IMPOSSIBLE PHYSICS. \n\nSince you obviously believe you are smarter than the man who founded and built a rocket company and his team of thousands of engineers, would you care to enlighten us on the common physics problem you’ve identified that cannot be overcome? |
| I've been trimming. I had 300 now have 180. |
| Do you even use paypal anymore ? Yeah I thought so... |
| Bro straight up writing fan fics of history, it’s fantastic. This week is going to be fucking wild. |
| Yes but more conservative. No margin. |
| Haha into a softening job market and rising oil prices? Never, the money printers are going brrrrr. |
| Yes but not on a 30-year deal. Banks mostly borrow money from other banks on deals that reprice every month, so maybe it was even cheaper in 2019, but it's not cheaper now.\n\nBanks can also issue corporate bonds the same as any other business, but those have a higher starting rate - basically the same rate as the mortgage itself, so there's no profit in selling a corporate bond to issue a mortgage. You only do that for internal business expenses. |
| OG bers haven't left the house in years. |
| I woke up at 5 am today and they were here. They've just changed their schedule. |
| That's Mr. Hood to you |
| Ditto |
| victory over what |
| Gonna be real fun when inflation goes up 20-30% yoy\n\nThe US economy won't survive that.\n\nThey are stuck between a rock and a hard place. |
| Orbital Data Center vro ✨ |
| 1-2-3-4\n\nI declare a thumb war\n\n🙂👍\n\n_Missile launch, detected_\n\n😳👎 |
| The law still applies. It's the insatiable demand that's creating the skew in pricing. |
| Is this the moass?? |
| No. He's not declaring victory at all. But that doesn't mean he won't TACO again! |
| Pls share your picks for this next week of earnings so I can inverse. Appreciate ya! |
| Time to watch more idiots lose their money. Don't trust a bank that limits your upside during market volatility. |
| The issue is that when people point to max losses they always point toward a real max with options plays and compare it to a *theoretical* loss with shorting stock. \n\nYes, theoretically if you short 100 shares of AAPL at $260 and it goes to $infinity you will indeed have unlimited losses. But in more practical terms if you short AAPL at $260 and their market cap doubles to $520 your actual loss is very much less than infinity dollars. |
| He's in crypto |
| “War with Iran likely coming to the end”. Headlines like this make bers sweatin! LMAO🤌 |
| Tomorrow will go to the bers |
| I thought they use the free McDonald’s wifi? |
| Lol wtf are you on about with evil? |
| Smoking gas station dick pills out of a gravity bong rn |
| Yes |
| Bers, seen jacking each other off behind the Wendy's to new Truth |
| https://preview.redd.it/9ei3r4ckqc0h1.png?width=986&format=png&auto=webp&s=a0d11b556d671aae618d3d74f3d68d149cde4562\n\n |
| You probably still can |
| Its "sees fire" |
| Did u less suck last year? |
| 5k might have been reasonable, or even just 1k. Either would have made you plenty money. Maybe realistically: 1k a year ago, then average up to infinity. |
| Most bers had their internet service cut off due to nonpayment. |
| a MOAB for Mother's Day |
| Bears don’t even post in the weekend threads anymore 😔 |
| I don’t understand your question |
| I’m going to buy some HOOD stock because Robinhood is about to make bank from delusional wanna-be traders. |
| That truth seems like he's declaring victory. Could be wrong. |
| Ima enjoy the foook out this week |
| What is that ? |
| I’ve had the sell short button for at least 5 months |
| /s or on alt lol? |
| Cheaper too |
| So puts at open, close after 30 min, then calls, got it 👍 |
| Bears haven’t been doomer posting all weekend on why the market will go to zero this week for once. \n\nactually very concerning for bulls tbh. |
| The fuck did pampers say now? |
| Sunday Night Futes > Sunday Night Football |
| Mu +30% 😋 |
| *Still bullish tho |
| Same lol |
| Man, I just started learning options from OIC’s YouTube 😭 |
| The only thing you should be shorting is SH, but instead of shorting, why not just long SPY? |
| The best thing to do when there is rampant speculation is print more money!\n\nLet's see how big we can make the bubble and tease hyperinflation to come. |
| Pass the pills grandpa |
| Do I really have to wait until Memorial Day to wear white pants |
| This will end well |
| Ooops correct |
| Kind of weird that I look forward to the weekend ending now that I’ve gotten into trading |
| enough is enough |
| Next truth will say that those thugs who took the money and did bad things are all gone and the new guys are golden. |
| Anyone here playing LWLG? |
| That turned into "semi-reasonable debt" and "you're fucked debt" |
| Do you ever get tired of licking the boot? |
| Gonna be real funny if Warsh goes full Volcker on trumps ass |
| uh wtf is mango saying? i got cancer reading that Truth |
| Yeah. I wheel on Q's because the weekly premium's are usually higher. |
| So the love tapping begins. |
| Corn flying, SPY +3% EOW |
| Moore's law never stops working. Sometimes it looks like it is but then new innovations rocket it back in line. |
| Fuck, as much as Id love another trend down week to earn some sweet lunch money, I swear i cant think about bear shit without seeing all the delulu bears circlejerking each other, and not feel extremely ghey. I want this AI trend unwind as much as you but goddamn |
| Bers week this week. Bols back to eating campbell’s soup after spending their money on Michelin star restaurants. |
| Buy VT and retire. |
| I'm seriously considering the may 29s. |
| *love tapping* |
| BERS has been playing games with the STOCK MARKET, and the rest of the World, for 47 years (PUTS! PUTS! PUTS!) They will be laughing no longer! |
| Look into the burrito index\n\nhttps://www.investing.com/analysis/the-burrito-index:-consumer-prices-have-soared-160-since-2001-200145277 |
| The entire internet is full of people that can multiply. Everywhere I look someone saying how much you’d of made if you bought 25k of SNDK a year ago but I didn’t see anyone saying this a year ago? |
| IM RUINED |
| LMT |
| We gonna need to Volcker this shit |
| I don’t use RobinHood, doesn’t it let you sell naked calls? |
| Unironically I am incredibly bullish on $HOOD\n\nThey are always a few steps ahead even with the objectively questionable decisions |
| What was for dinner last night |
| 🤣🤣 just for that comment alone. |
| All of that is bullish. New pandemic? Furiously bullish. Oil down? Bullish. Oil up? Bullish. Peace deal? Bullish. WW3? Bullish. |
| i will admit BERS are incredibly resilient and dumb too. |
| Now’s your time to say you always loved them and have the candid photographs to prove it. |
| Can't be worse than when he said we would bomb them back to the stone age and eradicate their civilization |
| People will buy the dip because everyone knows he will TACO |
| This, Tri-X 400 film cost $3.00 in 1995 but now it's over $13! Basic goods like camera film are not accurately represented in inflation data |
| July 800c\n\nJust do it |
| tell her how you feel. i just dont see how it can go wrong |
| Crazy that this hardware bubble is happening right as Moore's Law fails and packaging tricks are not forecasted to keep up (eventually the chips get too big). With slower innovation, the high margins and high transaction frequency inevitably lead to more competition. |
| What a bunch of bullshit lmao. So non-threatening |
| Cause I thought it'd make for a funny joke? Come on man |
| The ayatollah and Trump signed a peace deal with Ukraine and then we all got the hentai virus. |
| As much as that would be great, whats the catalyst? The market really needs be extremely blind-sided like a Taiwan embargo or Private credit collapse |
| Too late, got assigned. Still made money overall |
| Nothing ever happens |
| was -700 |
| Don’t forget new fed on Friday! |
| \+10000 social credit |
| Bullish! |
| I’m in deep too. Hope they can sign a new tenant before rates drop |
| I have a question for you guys on here where can I ask for help on options for a newbie ? I tried to post here for it and got cancelled? |
| Can we even trust that inflation numbers released by the BLS are true anymore lol? |
| All in on laughing stock tomorrow. |
| WARNING⚠️: BERS are out again after 🥭 tweet |
| They will be laughing no longer!\n\nThe last time he said that he meant the bers. I think this time is no different.\n\nBERS WILL BE LAUGHING NO LONGER! Full port 0DTE SPY calls as usual it is |
| Short cannot win against Nana's power\n\nI shorted INTC at 60 and bought at 80\n\nWhat a scam\n\nShouldve longed |
| You call what happened on Thursday a pullback/sell-off? My expectations must be out of whack. |
| Fact that stocks are most volatile outside regular trading session but options are not allowed to trade tells you who is favored by the structure of this game. |
| If war resumes there is zero reason not to gap down 15% on monday alone lol let alone the whole week with this amount of frenzy. People here are delusional. |
| Not really. No. |
| I wish I did.. I bought some rklb at $65 and earned some profits before earnings.\n\nWish I got a call leading into June |
| You got this bro, just set the expiry date a bit longer. |
| 4%?! |
| Wait, this is new? They've allowed me to empty my account this way for awhile now. I wonder if the early access is a sign of responsibility, on the other hand I am posting here. |
| Ironically the most fair thing they've done. |
| I bought a Lenovo by mistake |
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| For 47 days, bulls have manipulated the United States and the world. Those days are over. |
| Is that Asholy guy who posted he sold RKLB calls for -$300 that climbed from $2,500 to $100k the same day doing ok? |
| Why on earth would we gap down? 😂 |
| DRAM |
| Very bullish for you. She'll need a boyfriend when he loses her trust fund on 0dte SPY puts. |
| Why |
| Congrats on making a high school level comment |
| Don't give up hope there's a 50% chance it won't last. |
| This happened last week. Wednesday night was "DRAM, DRAM, DRAM, SNDK, full porting tomorrow, YOLO, MU, DRAM"\n\nI was like... "uh this feels like SLV".\n\nThen it all took a major hit Thursday and I'm sure paper handed ppl sold (I did lol). |
| Capex commitments are greatly big pinky promises. Legal contracts are better but breaking ground at a site is the real metric |
| The bear market was already obliterated |
| It's honestly the worst feeling. You know it's bad when suddenly they stop flirting then suddenly they are engaged. Happened to me so many times lmao. |
| Would this just be the ultimate stick in the eye? Walsh gets appointed to Fed chair and the first thing they do is raise rates? |
| https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/s/cQ66YnheKu |
| What could possibly go wrong |
| No you dont |
| bu |
| Tell me your next move so I can do the opposite. |
| IRGC needs to get with the program and buy calls.\n\nI mean, what are we doin here? |
| If this were true my SPY calls would be a lot more green. QQQ moves violently compared to SPY |
| That would be nice. Bought that shit at 130. |
| Taking my mom out to eat tonight near pre-market time. If we gap down I think I'll just be having the tap water |
| 🥭 accounting executive order to send all bears to Iran |
| Dont we love him? |
| Dont we love him? |
| ~100x trailing; ~10x fwd. Fully, reliant on mega cap spend that is negative FCF right now. Ya, it’s screwed. |
| I needed 3 flushes this morning |
| Sleepy Joe Biden mentioned again |
| Just delete the app. |
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| Mortal kombaaaattrt!!!! oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh, oh oh, oh oh oh! |
| There’s divergence w Bitcoin and SPY, things are starting to chill out |
| I think the whole market is getting tired of keeping up with that shit lol. |
| My work crush is getting married 😔 |
| https://preview.redd.it/gzn7hgo2oc0h1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b04747ec55aa9315409f19d47bd25c4bfe01028a\n\n \nWhat could possibly go wrong? Wall Street loves young inexperienced retailers |
| The funniest thing about Sandisk is there was a show back in 2007 called Wall Street warriors that featured two stock salesman pushing Sandisk…no one bought and they were getting crushed every season. Hope they held on and cashed out…. |
| That latest truth sets the stage for 🌮 by open |
| Link? |
| All in on nothing ever happens until post China meeting |
| I could say that about you too tbf \n\nBut actually as long as I make myself laugh it's worth posting dumb shit. And sometimes someone else giggles!\n\n😀 |
| Give your mother a call bro. |
| Key Events This Week(USA):\n\n1. April Existing Home Sales data - Monday\n\n2. April CPI Inflation data - Tuesday\n\n3. April PPI Inflation data - Wednesday\n\n4. OPEC Monthly Report - Wednesday\n\n5. April Retail Sales data - Thursday\n\nChina meeting with Trump |
| Nobody gives a flying fuck about crypto girl |
| No I understand wha happened. I just meant that he had the balls to place these calls, and he didn’t even wait until market open before selling. Facepalm |
| Demand destruction |
| I'm starting to get too lazy to read 🥭 schizo wall of text posts. |
| They didn’t have this before? Tf kind of Cracker Jack brokerage is this. |
| Imagine everyone finding out you weren’t on the island, but only because you were begging to get on the island. |
| Going to be another boom and bust for memory. Either get in and be ready to sell, buy puts (don’t short), or stay out. There will be an epic collapse this time around… just need to have the balls to jump in and be right on timing. |
| Im coming back to rh |
| Call me crazy but I don’t think trumps latest truth is so bullish |
| which broker? |
| Look 👀 at crypto booy |
| From miss to nana |
| 4 hours until i start feeling alive again |
| Judging from the crypto this really is far from over |
| To the moon! Where the creditors cannot find you! |
| Stop haults... MF |
| If we end this war the bear market will be over! Right now everyone is afraid to buy because of the war |
| My bro braalih |
| I’m sorry bro |
| Well said. |
| War is back on the menu bois. |
| It’ll be up so much by then we might end up where we are today |
| MU is definitely going to 1-2k then splitting then going to 1-2k then splitting |
| Imagine thinking deal and ceasefire headlines have any affect at this point |
| They are going to make another movie about burrys short. Semi collapsing soon. |
| Bers will be laughing no longer! |
| This is the way |
| MU probs between the two |
| lol dude the real economy runs entirely on diesel. |
| Someone call Pam bondi the Dow is almost over 50k again |
| Doubt it. |
| TRUMP: IRAN HAS BEEN PLAYING GAMES W/ US, REST OF WORLD FOR 47 YEARS\n\nTRUMP: THEY WILL BE LAUGHING NO LONGER\n\n(Buy calls) |
| All of them!!! Rklb 300-500 by end of month |
| Qcom 300? |
| Elmo is such a fucking loser. Unbelievable that he never matured past middle school. |
| # “Mark Zuckerberg Claims One AI Worker Now Replaces Dozens”. Calls on Meta then? They save so much money! LMAO🤌 |
| Babe, wake up, trumpet dropped a new truth social essay! Bears will come out of hibernation now. |
| Yawnnn alright man it’s an expression lol yes there is 0 and 00 for house depending on wheel |
| Is SNDsk the new NVdA? Not many people know what they do. Sand and disks?? \n\nYes they use sand to make disks, this is revolutionary since we have lots of sand |
| Trump just threatened again. It’s about to pop off! |
| "Here’s my edge: I’ve actually bought memory directly from these suppliers. \n\nDuring my time at a Fortune 50 tech company, I worked as a Memory Operational Commodity Manager, giving me firsthand knowledge of how the industry operates and how the major semiconductor suppliers think. That direct relationship with their largest clients and understanding of their supply chain constraints, is something you can’t get from Twitter threads or financial media.\n\n# Recently, major tech firms are now offering to pay for SK Hynix’s equipment capex.\n\n# If you understand semiconductor economics, you know this is absolutely unprecedented. It signals desperation for supply and is massively bullish for the memory supercycle ahead." |
| Barely related tho dude. Spy is carried by tech and is rallying on something completely disconnected from oil rn. And also, energy stocks are part of spy… if energy stocks pump then spy will go up as well. \n\nNow this being said I have very similar spy puts myself for different logic. I’m hoping for a 4 year dump in the next month. \n\nMay one of our positions be right lol and we’ll both be happy. GL mate |
| Wait for RKLB to go another 5% then buy it- |
| Place your bets on which stock has a 20% move after earnings. (either up or down)\n\nMy guess is QUBT...\n\n |
| Absolute nonsensical giga pump when futures open. Momentum is so strong. Opening 1% up tomorrow |
| Did Trump just threaten Iran again? https://x.com/bricsinfo/status/2053534353695617288?s=46&t=mb880VrWDjNozVNRk0IHiA |
| For starters, drop options all together. Buy balanced ETFs or blue chip stocks. Stop worrying about timing the market and start trying to build up time in the market. Regular buys, very few sells. \n\nIt's all very boring and responsible and the gains won't be anywhere near what you'll see posted here. But you probably won't lose this much money in such a short span again. |
| As soon as market goes down -1% we'd get an emergency 🥭 tweet intervention and V into +2% close. |
| Mother’s Day pump baby |
| https://preview.redd.it/4pt864u6nc0h1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=da72379cef6fcc42a212d27b2a45af66c42d3b76\n\nokay |
| >'Again'\n\nOh my boy |
| Shit like Sandisk is the reason I just buy VGT. I won’t be able to buy it at the bottom, but I know I’ll eventually have some. |
| I do I have Ameriprise and principle. The only reason I’ve seen people hate on RH is due to the stupid conspiracy they stopped the pump and dump. |
| Uh oh |
| Yes |
| It's the amount of shit posting we are going to get from you when you eventually lose your virginity that really scares me |
| Actually let me correct myself they are 0dte nvidia calls and sometimes puts my mistake from the past is buying when rsi is already too high you already missed the boat |
| BABE WAKE UP. MANGOOO IS GENOCIDE MONGERING AGAIN |
| Gross. That is disgusting. Which Wendy’s? Yuck! But like where at? Makes me sick to think about, but if you had an address that would be great. So I make sure I stay away. |
| I get it. Near peak; big earnings coming. Monday probably opens green and then a massive red close. |
| what is that new 🥭 tweet, is he going to start bombing again? |
| Retirement accounts, your home (unless you have a ton of equity), your car, and some other stuff can't be sold in bankruptcy so basically they get whatever is in your non-retirement brokerage account, your checking account, and if you have any baseball cards they can demand you sell them.\n\n\nThen they can give briefly give you a bad credit rating. Terrifying stuff! |
| GUH |
| next year will be the dollar menu PDT rule. |
| they gave everyone a short button without giving them a clue what a margin call feels like |
| https://preview.redd.it/wdrq88jvmc0h1.jpeg?width=32&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=26c4482c4bf3653d1492169bc3c8975aeba2191b\n\n |
| https://preview.redd.it/jdddmurtmc0h1.jpeg?width=1086&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=08c03ab5651c634c54097f68b8269dfc89728628 |
| Shit yeah true. |
| Lol I post that when someone says ..we will never see red again as a lot of people do bro don't care anyway just lots of people didn't know about it so I posted it and that's that |
| # Anybody anticipate a >!RUG-PULL!< Tomorrow???? 👀 ………. |
| https://preview.redd.it/5zx8r0jqmc0h1.jpeg?width=112&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0ac41bd047171e0b8f3faf5592ce12d264f1ad24\n\n |
| My hand |
| Bears |
| more ways to get poor. |
| 2x in a month, then correct 20%, then 2x again. |
| The SOXL decay is still much less than holding SOXX puts... |
| whats worth putting some money in |
| lol spy is pumping from tech spy doesn’t give af about oil. Right logic wrong play |
| The manga FX Fighter Kurumi is basically this |
| It can wreck you but 50k isn’t “unlimited losses”\nThere are factors that can be calculated. Yes, in theory the losses could be infinite, but show me a stock shooting to the fucking moon gaining hundreds of dollars a day and it’s not hard to imagine shorts would reverse their decision and hedge. You can lose your ass on anything if you’re retarded enough |
| Nobody who’s actually a bull would be posting “top is in” and stirring up uncertainty with warnings everyone. You don’t gaf about anyone in here and your negative karma proves it. Move along |
| Just give in to the euphoria. Buy and be up 4% in one day. It's addictive. |
| Woosh |
| Sitting on 15000 shares at a $22 cost average sigh. I'll keep averaging down, this bubble has to pop eventually! More efficient 1bit models are around the corner that require 80% less GPU/RAM hardware. \n\n |
| RKLB or MU, which to buy at current prices? |
| Micron calls probably |
| Gold is like 4.7k per ounce. I need to go look for gold in Alaska. |
| Your neighbor and Jim Cramer and everyone you know glazing AI and investing in data center stocks is a good sign it will go up forever bulls! |
| Why would we want to sell short? I’m trying to make this shit go long for a 1000x |
| You just need one 10x bagger if you have 100k. And those are happening every single day with 0dtes. |
| Yeah qqq and spy are a lot safer to trade |
| Bers were so cocky yesterday \n\nAnother 3% week |
| So Iran rejected the deal then because they don’t want to discuss any of the relevant points the US want to discuss?\n\nThey said literally will not discuss uranium… |
| Do you have any leaps currently? I had MU calls for a while but it’s too crowded now imo. Looking for something smaller |
| Just hibernatin’ |
| Btc did +5000% in 2013. Since there biggest was 2017 with a 1000% or so. So since 2013 yes. |
| If you're holding huge single stock positions like GOOGL and other AI stocks but are only up \~11% YTD (= to QQQ), that's retarded right? Like I'm carrying a lot of downside risk relative to QQQ but not getting more upside from it so far. |
| An announcement to bury all of the beautiful anoos dust somewhere on the moon to later be used to power AI. |
| Taking long shorts in maybe a week or two when IV on contracts come down |
| RemindMe! 30 days |
| Yes but they can't sell it now at par value. So they lost in the books. |
| Iranian messaging does seem to indicate a deal is close |
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| Nonsense, there's always money in the banana stand. |
| lol. Back in my day…….. |
| That’s what my uber driver told me last night too. |
| No selling before new ATH |
| MU has a P/E ratio of 35 in the middle of an AI revolution. It is not dropping lol |
| INTC is still a great long-term bet but wait until next earnings. Semiconductors is a slow moving industry. |
| https://preview.redd.it/lpmle1dtlc0h1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=729264e0cf6beeaec736099630a2a7dfa2ecbc17\n\n |
| Borrow against it to avoid taxes |
| Catalyst? |
| This time is different guys! AI circlejerk fake agreements will literally last forever. I'm quitting my job because I'm such a brilliant trader. They said you couldn't beat the market and look at me now. This is sustainable and realistic for the rest of my life. 😏 |
| Everyone being so bullish on DRAM makes me worried |
| This is the weirdest fing post I’ve ever seen. Some 40yr old dude cosplaying a pre teen trying to pedal investment research as their own which turns out to be generated by Claude. Go back to the closet you troglodyte |
| You should index every prediction market together and see if you still get 71% |
| 👩❤️👩FANTASTIC |
| Remember guys, if you owe the bank $100 it's your problem, but if you owe the bank $100M it's the bank's problem. |
| I’m a future bag holder |
| AMAT , CSCO,NBIS for me |
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| OMG!! Regards like you ONLY believe stocks go up. I'm not a bear but I'm smart enough to understand the market goes through cycles. |
| S-o… give us the summary as well, what to\nDo |
| Sounds dumb to me. If you want to make money you need to predict who WILL make money. If they're already making money, it's priced in. Anyhow, hope you prove me wrong. |
| What it does regard is cause uncertainty I hope it works out but don't be a ass to me for trying to warn those that don't know about it and trust me not everyone just blindly throws cash on shit without checking |
| Call me old-fashioned, but it's not a ceasefire if neither side is actually ceasing fire |
| berkshire lol. ok boomer |
| Idk if that’s the conclusion here |
| Well 99.9% of people won't post their losses and most that do are already rich so it doesn't really matter to them. Do NOT think for a second that this godforsaken place is a realistic depiction of society. |
| You don’t suck. Please me your next move so I can do the opposite. |
| SNDK PUTS FOR TOMORROW GET FUCKED |
| Bears will be extinct this summer |
| Waruw |
| He's staying as a governor though, right? |
| 100 by eom. |
| Russel 1000* |
| The blockade still in place means the bulls are running |
| I meant semis broadly are trading on massive AI growth expectations and momentum right now, not that MU itself has some insane valuation. |
| Also very low expense ratios which never hurts! |
| How does pets.com, toys.com, etc increase productivity? Whereas AI agents could take over whole call centers, and that's just one aspect. |
| It prolly is because of the strike but we will see |
| I asked in front of her family so she just gave me a mad look\n\nYou got me in trouble on mother's Day bruh |
| Time is a flat circle |
| Looks like a dealer fr |
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| Yeah, that’s what I do. Makes sense to me. (Not financial advice) |
| Imagine shorting sandisk at the low. 🤣 |
| Ok, let me ask my wife |
| That one is helpful too! Once I reach generational wealth\n\nI am going to diversify some into that |
| All very good points and I agree but until it settled it's uncertain and I just don't trust market makers with uncertainty they hate that shit |
| Patiently waiting for 🥭to announce plans for a moon base so all these space haters can get rocked |
| I hate weekends. Open the damn casino! |
| MU is 100% dropping tomorrow based on all the comments in here. \n\nI have shares. |
| And it is raining down big macs outside right now |
| Wouldn't it be funny if the hedge funds bankrupted the regards this time. |
| Thanks, sounds like I should get calls. |
| Try it out!\n\nAnd you get that with small salons as well! Some stylists are better than others |
| So they want to touch my anoos? Thats so cool! LMAO🤌 |
| To the one guy that keeps posting about it, nobody gives a flying fuck about the mediation on the Samsung strike. All it does is increase demand and decrease supply while they aren’t working. Stop calling the top and stop saying buying in now is chasing. People called SNDK chasing at 500 2 months ago. |
| can t wait for those red PnL screenshots from people that dont understand how short selling works ! |
| I'm just curious, what's the smallest penis you've had inside you? |
| how does this effect dram anyway? the workers are currently working, if mediation is positive then workers continue working (how does that cause a dram pullback?), if the mediation falls through and workers stop for 2 weeks samsung takes a $12bil hit and micron/sndsk/dram pump?\n\n \ni know the dram etf is all those companies and samsung in it, but the ticket only really follows micron when i look at the chart, am i missing something (other than my brain) ? |
| VXUS is the ex-American equivalent if that helps too. |
| Talks going well? |
| Those rims are 💩 |
| Oh hell yeah |
| I don’t think that’s true I do that so ppl know I’m actually curious not being combative |
| orange man might post tonight to answer probably |
| This is a really asinine take on what I said. What I’m trying to convey is that investors should be flexible and adapt. If the AI market never happened MU would not be close to the price it is at today. That being said it did, and I am holding MU. |
| Orang is my fkn bro |
| Almost everyone talking about memory stocks. Yup, semi top will happen within a month |
| This time is different! There will be made up fake circlejerk AI deals for the next morbillion years! |
| Because the news is kinda bullish |
| Book it! |
| And someone richer than you on speed dial to bail you out, just in case |
| I had to delete YouTube because it’s 99% slop now\n\nBut redownloaded it while signed out just to listen to some music…the videos they promote to ppl who are “new” and don’t have an account is insane. \n\nJust AI slop videos promoting the stupidest “investments”. Thumbnails are some idiot grifter making their best orgasm face with a chart in the background or some shit. \n\nI swear every day YouTube becomes less usable. How long until some other company makes a competitor? I’ve been using YouTube since 2008 and I no longer recognize what it is |
| I need an index to represent all American sticks \n\nNot just in the park |
| Yeah my bro |
| https://preview.redd.it/ocszd2zbkc0h1.jpeg?width=1320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b8588f5d4188a047820946b89c6927054b43a690\n\n \nLooks like you were too scared for the risk, I’ll see you at work don’t be late. |
| There’s gonna be some peak loss porn posted after this. Good thing is, RH likes to announce things before it’s available so it might be a while and saves some lives that way. 😂 |
| because we are about to moon |
| Yes perfect thanks |
| 😂 |
| Ok, thanks! \n\nThat is market weighted too which is the perfect representation! |
| Why is everyone so bearish? |
| Why are you asking if it’s too late to buy in if you have calls |
| Amen brother |
| bout to lube his cheeks with unsalted butter |
| We are going to make money and we are going to lose money either way - 0DTEs just make it faster & more efficient 🤌🏻 And yes - calls all the way 🔥 |
| I would go to Great Clips if they actually knew how to cut hair. |
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| They will be one of the few companies, public or private to hit the DOE’s 7/4 criticality target, would pick any expiration after that. |
| $RKLB gonna pump this week still??? Too late to buy in? Will my calls be okay\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/kkom66z6kc0h1.jpeg?width=5712&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8d0aaf29c4ac1ad4cdfe5f3fea56c67f860f401c |
| Underrated |
| Coincidentally I was in on gld trade.. Just a scratch off txt for now. I will be watching movement.\n\nMy top 3 spec’s\nPeng 55 5/15\nDRAM 54 5/15\nOWL 15 8/21 |
| Easy to just make stuff up cause you like it but no evidence not one single piece says he did anything except ofc turn the dude into the cops lol |
| 3k is more than 2k. This is not a loss you fucking retard. |
| What exactly is your deal? Good batch? |
| Bull porn is so much hotter than bear porn. |
| It’s going to rip again. |
| 🫵your mother appreciates the flowers but she is still disappointed in you as a bad trader losing money in a bull market. 🐻 |
| *[ Comment retarded by user ]* |
| I like the casino. But is there a way to play it right? |
| Just use a real broker |
| Thats small fries. Get your small account out of here. |
| Play the run up don’t buy that ipo |
| … and it trades sideways long enough to screw your calls before going parabolic to wreck your life with what you shorted. |
| No chance |
| Jim Cramer says it's not too late to keep buying data center winners. Music to my ears. Bull humble pie is cooking. |
| Really hoping we push right past 60 and threaten 70 by eow. |
| Maybe but it's uncertain for now and you know how makers hate that |
| RSI is an imaginary concept made up by 🏳️🌈🐻 |
| Correct |
| But not naked short selling |
| The way I'm looking at it, that would just lower supply, and could just as easily cause a spike in everything else in DRAM tbh. Its only 25% weighted in Samsung |
| And record profits/beats and forward P/E is low. |
| VTI |
| The rich from India are migrating to western nations and will inflate the cost of everything for you. |
| Yeah in Florida |
| I was thinking about these, tempting |
| His budget |
| We are a fallen people. We have been ever since we discovered 0dtes. \n\nWith that said, calls. |
| # The Market hasen't even begun to peak. And when it does peak, you'll know. |
| Just go to the park and you can find sticks all over. |
| Yes |
| I wouldn't go balls deep in calls but buying and hodling is still safe. |
| They could buy other assets. Foreign bonds. |
| VTI? |
| Ngl this made me chuckle thru my balls |
| Dram 5/29 70C calls. |
| Roulette is defunct not a coin flip with over a 5% house edge on even money bets. Baccarat is as close as it gets to a coin flip. |
| SNDK bros huge day tmrw. Gap up 10% easy |
| I'm telling you guys be careful with mu and sndk tomorrow market hates uncertainty and the mediation on the Samsung strike starts to tomorrow 😁 |
| Knicks will stop them. |
| Why shouldn't I buy puts on ASTS? |
| It IPOs this june?! |
| https://preview.redd.it/fj3sot08jc0h1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=00b56765051e59602fda93020f29bba68db8a43a |
| short sell MU on monday |
| Oh snap, y’all are so cooked |
| My bro Orang |
| VAR mate |
| 9.2% YTD in my 401k is pretty strong |
| The bussy? |
| Yeah but SpaceX IPO in June so ... |
| So fkn TIGHT! |
| I am going to buy MU calls and you cant stop me. |
| Let’s just hope it’s a Monday |
| Dip fries into frosty and thank me later |
| https://preview.redd.it/oo7h54h1jc0h1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=078458e0577239aa27e00c67017bf4bf3eb5fab5 |
| I would say we have a little further to go before exhaustion. Looks like we are still three candles away from a 9-9 reversal |
| They should both be reject buttons tbh |
| Sell and disappear to an anonymous life in some sleepy little town wherever takes your fancy |
| The exchange itself is in Manhattan (where JS offices also are). This has nothing to do with where the live information feed is.\n\nActual trading code is executed on the rack space in Mahwah, NJ, where everyone is regulated to get market information at the exact same time down to the nanosecond. Nanoseconds do matter, but the time advantage is from writing better code than everyone else, not from a placement advantage. |
| Well if I can figure out what stock to go long on with big money using options, I can probably figure out what stock to go long on with smol money using options. Only I don't even have the vocabulary to figure out what stock to go long on with big money |
| MU |
| Tentacles shooting out of every orifice rn |
| Top is in damn lol |
| Space stocks are just pump and dumps. Outside SpaceX all of these companies basically have no product except for one small launch payload a year.\n\nA lot of them also are never primes, and eternally subject to be subs |
| Mango been around for 25 years as well, just saying |
| 😂 |
| Is there an etf for a full American stick market? \n\nI would like to look at the performance compared to other indexes |
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| I had to limit myself to a percentage of portfolio to buy options and potential short squeeze candidates. Full ported bullshit more than once. Always ended the same way. (It was down) |
| Sure my bro |
| Lil mammas so dope I messed around and got her dick tip |
| Great mind think alike, broski! LMAO🫵🤌 |
| No shit, it’s called roulette not roulose.\n\nAs in roulette it ride and get your new car |
| Not sure if you're as versed in ASTS as you are in RKLB but what's your verdict about tomorrow's earnings? |
| My 10 RKLB shares doing great |
| https://preview.redd.it/alo6vj2sic0h1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2c31a41b3a2142d34c5e7cf1fc9bfa30105d6214 |
| Sphincter and Sphinx. Such similar words for such disparate things. |
| Nah |
| What are you trying to do? |
| Anyone else caught the hentaivirus? |
| Fuck Arsenal |
| Yes they apply margin. As do all brokers. Shorting is not a "one way ticket to bankruptcy" like everyone on here seems to be saying. |
| What the fuck is a peruse |
| nothing more fun than fishing hdmi cables through the wall on a Sunday. getting it, then finding out you ran through the wrong outlet and have to redo them. |
| Look at the filled time on the second screenshot |
| Bout to blockade my shitter 😤 |
| Prolly same reason I do hoping for some sure thing everyone talking about that ...actually works out 🙄 |
| With what!? I'm in mostly cash right now! I'm sorry but we're going higher. And I'm going long at somepoint tomorrow. If I'm wrong feel free to come back and laugh at me. And if you make money I will celebrate with you. It's not that serious. |
| Is that hand motion the way you like it in your ass? |
| Op who is B? |
| RKLB gonna have a run like SNDK bro |
| LMAO\n\nCalls |
| Any chance you can help and train me? My eyes deserves it! |
| Quite literally no reason to open red |
| 20-30% pullback is what historically happens everytime it rallies and its due, after it drops to $600 people are gonna be making posts and memes about how its done 😂 then it will rip to $1,000, this week or next people will get caught in that FOMO and then it will pullback |
| I thought that was the norm. Been paying $50 for years |
| Russian ceasefire violated |
| so many salty people in that sub about everything. This was from a MU post. \n\nlittle bitch acting like u/Martymoho wasn't the King.\n\n"One thing this community seems to have lost is it’s roots as a value investing community.\n\nWe ain’t wall st bets. I was screaming $MU 4 years ago. I remember people laughing at my face. Well, here is the writeup in the first comment.\n\nSince moved to posting on Substack firstmillion (dot) Substack (dot) com" |
| See you in a week, broski. LMAO🤌 |
| he sold before [dot.com](http://dot.com) bubble smart |
| every media is laughing at B |
| You can miss me w/ that Musk/Theil zio mess. |
| I think were going to see a historic Sunday night pump tonight at 8 |
| Lmaoo no deal, looks like red futes and dump all week. |
| Rklb just had good earnings and the spacex ipo comes out in June |
| yeah man there's no way he could lose it all |
| Money rotating to space this month 🚀 |
| This is true but do keep in mind that's how it has always been right before the BIG DROP hoping it doesn't happen as I'm a 🐂 |
| There's a reason when I search for the app I type "rob" |
| You already have a bet going - ACHR to 5.8617 before 11-May-2026 06:38 PM -05 |
| !banbet |
| striking workers should just buy dram calls and get back to work. win-win |
| I mean I don't have to know what it's called but there's probably a more efficient way to make the trade if i just know what to google lol |
| They just wanted to crush all the options first before ripping |
| you must love to flagellate yourself. crazy if you had just bought shares in most of these positions you would be up big. the only options i trade are CC lol and i make an extra 2k monthly while being up on my share positions.\n\n \nwhy gamble? |
| ASTS |
| Funny (not really it’s sad) thing is that I been selling here and there to actually be able to afford gas and food, something I never had to do before. SNDK to $2000 plz |
| Yeah, you could always do anything you want with settled cash. |
| feel like i'm just gonna end up buying RKLB at current ATH and it'll freefall like before |
| That was a really good joke |
| Yeah that makes sense, thanks. No theta decay either; I suppose. I still think your average shmuck should probably proceed with caution despite the wsb ethos lol |
| PBR |
| I just want the AI glazers to lose money. I don't care if I lose too. |
| It’s been available? |
| The environment is so crazy right now I havent seen even ONE YT thumbnail that has "the big drop IS COMING NOW!!"\n\nNothing like that. Only crazy euphoria "You are about to miss out on GENERATIONAL wealth!!!" (thumbnail of the creator performing the goatse maneuver while screaming through their legs, bleeding from the eyes).\n\nEdit: Ok so I have now seen one video about the drop coming from a YTer that has a good track record. But he also concedes that the market can also just continue to rip up depending on what happens with FED news. |
| Slaughter |
| The only thing is its due for a 20-30% pullback at anytime because everytime it rallies like this for like atleast a week it has red candles daily, some people will get caught in that cycle |
| Okay why do you have to know what it’s called? Just know why you’re doing it |
| If you want a good laugh just go to r/valueinvesting |
| Yes, I have a diversified portfolio, I buy SPY, VOO, QQQ, QQQL, NVDA and AMZN /s |
| I understand that their platform is garbage, and yes, they'll screw people to ensure the house wins. They've done that plenty before. However, my point was more about their platform being bad enough to not block massive failures quickly enough. \n \nBtw, I've been trading and programming for 40 years, and I have an MS in Quantitative Economics from NYU. I understand margin calls and how they've programmed them, jfc. |
| It’s hard to make money when you invest in $30m market cap companies lmao |
| You already have a bet going - SPY to 720.0 before 12-May-2026 07:42 AM -05 |
| !banbet |
| Even better, I tried selling them.\n |
| Best worst option. Everything else is AITAH, niche anime slop, or some bravo housewives bullshit. |
| Bers be like: casino ATH, it gotta dip tomorrow. \nBold be like: casino ath, it gotta dip tomorrow, gotta load up more calls when it dip. \nBe a big beautiful bol, LMAO🤌 |
| that's wild. last time I got a haircut was during the summer of Covid I think and it was $20 or something. then I met my current gf and she cut my hair ever since. does the $50 include tip ? |
| So there's a book I've read and just referenced. But strangles apparently require similar expiration dates. Or else calendar spreads and diagonal spreads don't exist. So I guess my question is what do you call such a position. Someone on options just called it a synthetic long or a risk reversal. But those are well fleshed out ideas in Natenberg as well. I'm so fucking confused |
| STOP WRITING SO MUCH SHIT !! |
| The calls are dirt cheap now. I’m buying a few long dated calls, but weekly or monthly may be a better idea. I cant think of a cheaper semiconductor hedge but yeah, expect to lose a lot for the time being with decay and this market being in complete regard mode. I’m keeping it a small portion of the port.\n\nHoly shit. If you win, all respect. \n |
| I almost feel bad for the cash gang types who are going to sit this """"""""""bubble"""""""""" out because reddit doomers told them so. It's gonna pump up 100% then drop 30% and they'll think its a win when they buy in. SAD! |
| I mean just go play high limit roulette. It’s a coin flip if it happens or not. |
| Yeah don't do that. Ride the current trend, memory and semiconductors |
| What are the “hottest stocks”? Teradyne did like 450% over the last year. |
| You can't just declare bankruptcy.\n\nYou need to post a Michael Scott gif in here for it to be binding. |
| A run up after a 100% run up? Has this happened before? |
| I really think it’s mostly millennials but maybe you’re right |
| With how everyone is talking about MU am I the only one scared this week |
| start balding. Be a man. |
| Warsh already previewed that they will change how they calculate inflation in order to justify rate cuts |
| 300 call? On the largest market cap company in the world? Suddenly growing by 1/3? That would be so wild. “It’s done it before, it will do it again!” |
| I have 10k in cash. I really wanna make 20k by the end of this week. What can I full port. I need a new car asap. Please help |
| BlackBerry making a massive comeback? 42million in volume vs. 3 months average of 13 million, 84% profit margins, their tech is absolutely necessary for AI adaption in the real world. This could be turn around story?\n\n |
| You couldn't sell short before? Lmfao. Not a serious brokerage. What a joke. |
| I'd take out a second mortgage on my house and my mom's house. |
| When I buy strangles it’s usually a binary event and I buy otm call and put. Or if it’s an earnings thing I just play the range. I think you’re thinking of a diagonal spread |
| lock in some profit and set aside some cash to reposition later? |
| yeah and little attention |
| It’s fucking bullshit man |
| Not at great clips!\n\nI own one so yes I am promoted my own business |
| The house always wins |
| we good? |
| Just switch over to digimon currency is their solution? |
| DRAM won't drop anytime soon 😂 at worst it will reach a permanently high plateau and consolidating before blasting off to infinity again. Any pullback will just be a great chance to load back up. |
| Incorrect |
| Warning for all the dram buyers the mediation process on the Samsung strike starts to tomorrow May want to wait and see how it goes |
| You’re moms already dissapointed in you and now you have to tell her you’ve been bearish through a 22% QQQ run |
| Man most of this sub is intolerable. Why do I come here at all? |
| Super Micro Cock Inmypants |
| Remember if the investment is worth it, it is always a good idea to take out a loan for your investment\n\nNone of you are making good investment decisions\n\nDo not borrow loan |
| Nah at least half under 30\n\nI’ve seen posts where they gamble their 40k tuition money, lose it all, and never come back |
| Market gonna’ rugpull when its more obvious blockade will end war months from now and oil is spiking over 200+. |
| You already have a bet going - ACHR to 5.8617 before 11-May-2026 06:38 PM -05 |
| !banbet |
| That's not exactly true. There will always be a demand for bonds with differing maturity years, as pension funds will always need to guarantee the ability to provide cash to their customers at inflexible times. \n\nSome lenders require that guarantee and will pay the government to lend to them, in real terms, on occasion. |
| I don’t think inflation got the message. |
| So, I guess mens haircuts cost $50 now. |
| Ok, but now show what their forward and trailing 12 month P/Es were |
| Shares are better. My AVG is $111 sadly. Regardless this stock is worth at least $130 on a super bear case |
| It's literally on the top tickers board. It's posted about here daily lol?? |
| Are you retarded? You know SAP’s success is b/c of Bill |
| I don’t think there can be anything more peaceful than the knowledge that nothing you do matters and we will all die in a nuclear war brought about by orange coated AIs getting pissy at each other |
| Iran gonna play ball oil about to tank like beyotch lmao |
| No further questions, thanks |
| Most of us are millennials this just isn’t true |
| Won't even make any money as it will just bounce between 200 and 220 for all eternity. |
| For eow is my plan! Shit gonna rip |
| The best dip you’re going to be able to buy is a +1% open |
| The overall bullishness is because of a record run |
| I feel personally threatened |
| DotCom 2: AI Boogaloo |
| Is bitcoin back on the menu |
| Contratularions |
| The fincel version of gacha |
| how much higher can DRAM truly go tho? |
| Concepts of a response from Iran |
| I think there is a strong case for MU to continue ripping, but the overall bullishness all over reddit is kinda suspicious. I don't want to be exit liquidity again. Maybe buy just a little more |
| Just took a 30k€ loan and will put it all in on monday.\nMU, AST and LPFK to the moon! |
| Do you mean 1500? |
| The honest answer\n\nYou have to train your body and mind to get out of your comfort zone\n\nStart by going out in the park and feed the pigeons\n\nTake daily walks\n\nStart talking out loud to yourself outside in front of people\n\nEventually you will either get arrested or get comfortable enough to start talking to people\n\nLoneliness is almost as deadly as heart disease\n\nHappy Mother's Day |
| Country is a legitimate dump |
| You’ll get more capex and you’ll like it |
| 👀 |
| Reverse cowgirl |
| paypal has bigger moat than msft |
| I missed buying intel two years ago. I felt it might be the next blockbuster |
| Shit coins ripping for a month or two before the bubble pop |
| After an hour with Claude and Gemini.\n\nCan you guys clear some shit up. Okay so Natenberg says a strangle is when expiration dates occur at the same time for calls and puts of different strike price.\n\nBut what the fuck do you call a position where the strike prices of puts and calls are opened simultaneously at different expiration dates. Where you have an ATM put and OTM calls which neutralize in delta which does not actually exist. I thought this was a synthetic ratio call backspread. And a ratio call backspread was basically a synthetic long call. But can someone fucking explain\n\n |
| Wow. It's too late to get in huh, lol |
| I did that with sndk last week. Up 50%, didnt sell. 5/15 1780. |
| Original |
| Are you from Iran or something? USA is not going down next week. |
| Dinner and a movie? |
| Liquidity is probably the biggest advantage and you can do it on stocks with no options available.\n\n\nYou can also size positions I guess, if you're able to short odd lots. I'm not sure what their policies are. |
| Like scroll down five comments wtf |
| Become a drug addict so you have something to spend all that newfound wealth on and meet back here in about 6 to 8 months |
| The response is No. But shhhhh, just call it a response for now. |
| I’m always singing this song at work haha |
| Consider 2 Intel investors last July. \n\nThe first one was already long INTC, and he finally ran out of patience, tired of holding them bags, sells his 500 shares at $20. Walks away with $10K and is grumpy about it. Today he looks back with regret that if he hadn’t caved, he would be up $50K+. But at least he still has his $10K. Maybe $12K if he put it in SPY shares.\n\n\nThe second one has $10K in cash, also thinks that INTC is a turd, and decides to go short 500 shares. The $10K is his collateral allowing him to borrow shares and sell them at $20. Today, he owes $50K+ on that short position in addition to the $10K he already pledged to it. He’s been paying interest to carry the position all along too. What does he do? Close the position taking a huge loss, or HODL praying for INTC to crash while continuing to pay short interest? And meanwhile, if he doesn’t have enough cash or margin credit, his broker is liquidating his other investments to raise enough cash to cover the amount owed on his short position. \n\n\nGoing short can wreck you for sure.\n |
| I'm buying DRAM just to fuck with the bears that are afraid of people buying DRAM. |
| “Some” lol $85k in the year 2000 was a big deal 😂 |
| Isn't retirement supposed to be where you have money? |
| Board last and take the first open seat you see |
| Gonna sell stocks via loot box style reveals like Blez breakers does for cards.\n\nYou buy $100 for a random share and you either get a snail or a grail, no in-between.\n\nAdvertise as a way to reduce DCA potentially on hot tickers so /r/investing buys in. \n\nGonna make a mint. |
| They're regards? |
| Does this outpace bitcoin? |
| This is the way. Then wait 25 years? |
| Yeah, now that you made this post, it’s definitely the top. |
| Even Jitesh hit a six wtf |
| It’s just dollars getting weaker\n\nStuff is better than fiat |
| Mango received peace deal response from Iran🚀🚀🚀 |
| Buy high, buy higher, buy even higher, never sell. |
| It always was |
| Dethroning strategy is mental |
| So it’s due for a 3 week dip |
| A lion would never drink or drive, but a Tiger Wood. |
| Fuck Arsenal |
| what AI are you using vs what AI they using??? It seems you fail to realize that these "AI" are designed to be a nconfirmation bias and addictive... much like the data they were trained on. |
| Can’t wait to fomo into DRAM tomorrow 🥰 |
| Yup, me too. Never used it though, I'll stick to losing my money on safe instruments like weeklies tyvm. |
| That's why I work from home and have a company vehicle |
| that keeps the math simple at tax time |
| It seems to have rolled out in batches, as I too had access to this for a while |
| Buying wrong things |
| modi is a jabroni |
| Don't need to sell into momentum. Risk manage and buy into momentum. |
| All in |
| Buy more gold. |
| can't spell moon without $MU |
| What percentage for 1m to 2m?\n\nAsking for a friend |
| Of course of course I think you should buy puts and report back in 3 months |
| ICE will handle the Greeks |
| What’s the ticker? |
| God fucking dammit, OPEN THE CASINO ALREADY |
| Unlimted risk share lending on a payment for order flow platform.\n\nStay safe folks. |
| 1,546 quatriilion |
| Survey sample size 200\n\nMedian net worth 30k\n\nAvg age 28 |
| Been waiting to see leveraged etfs emerge based on Ornn so you don’t need a commodity account to spec on this. |
| Hi |
| That's why you go 1-3x Russell 2000 with IWM/UWM/TNA to cover you bases on TQQQ/QQQ, UPRO/SSO, or whatever megacaps you have. |
| And 100% margin |
| Ha, no one here cares about POET |
| I’m not reading all that guy |
| It’s literally nonsense lmao. If It doesn’t know shit it just makes it up lmao |
| same\n\n |
| I have 2 shares |
| I genuinely believe it. It's a dead stock. |
| I wonder how this will affect their Gold membership numbers |
| Not op, but I have an average price of 7 dollars because my friend told me to buy it, and he's never let me down. |
| Mu calls tommorow potential?\n\n |
| This is a highly regarded comment. Do you understand why they have margin calls in the first place? I'm quite certain the house will do fine whether you win or lose. |
| You already have a bet going - MU to 908.8188 before 03-Jul-2026 11:42 PM -05 |
| This is interesting\n\nhttps://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/jiye6h/ladies_and_gents_i_finally_present_you_the/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=mweb3x&utm_name=mweb3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button |
| !banbet |
| If MU got added to SP 100 in March how would that help? Didn’t the index trackers already buy MU then? |
| Spirit continues being a meme even after closing. |
| How do you lose money on calls in this rally? |
| We have a response to a proposal for a deal. Pump it. |
| 3x. |
| Mass buying MU 1000 calls at open |
| Oh... I don't use RH. Didn't know that. I was just speaking in general terms regarding a short position being capped versus shorting a stock. |
| We’ve reached the point where +20% days are no longer a headline 😅 |
| Sorry what was it |
| Indias prime minister Modi in todays nation adress asked people to stop buying gold and reduce petrol and diesel usage. \n\nShort the Indian Rupee and make free money, thank me later. |
| r/wallstreetregrets |
| What do you mean? Think of all the rare minerals there is to mine in space and sell for $$$ on earth. |
| Thanks my bro Airport |
| Samsung news: scientist s find daily step count links to weight loss. Wow! How do you get funding for the break through research? |
| Top is in |
| 🤖 get fucked clanker |
| you're really something |
| Said every time |
| References post history. Hides post history |
| I’m definitely retarded. But I’m fully convinced I’m about to make a ton of money on Beta Technologies this week |
| On Mother’s Day I make sure to pleasure those moms extra tenderly 😉\n\nIt’s not even considered cheating, the dads know she is getting pleasured by an expert 😉 |
| We should trade and barter using physical fractional spy shares. |
| Why do you care. Talk about the market or go somewhere else |
| My broker (in the EU) margin calls if you start having looses on CFDs or short positions and don't have free cash to offer as security.\n\nFor example, on a 2:1 CGD they will call and force sell at around 60%, so their share will be covered. |
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| I just want to be able to open diagonal spreads with index options |
| I do and I’m not low net worth |
| 320 comments on one thread is either a bot or someone with literally no life. But im gonna go with bot here |
| It will never go up again though. |
| They going full casino move, you have blackjack, poker, slots and soon legit gangster who collects when in Dept |
| Software rollouts happen in small bunches then all at once. They likely just finally opened it update to the regard masses. Calls on their Q2 earnings |
| I keep hitting refresh and no one will answer my options question. WTF |
| Bro I’m trying to relax and you have to point this out |
| Hell yeah |
| big back bitches be like |
| If you think I’m a bot it’s because you’re not here much but you are so confidently wrong that your portfolio must be absolute trash |
| They're allowing short selling but I still can't open diagonal spreads with index options |
| Nice work. Your options.. when did you buy them and why did you choose a Jan 15 exp date? |
| Nope, straight up |
| How retarded should I be with MU… debating taking a small loan out and throwing at it on options as well |
| sssh we need these bers for exit liquidity. |
| You like the gentleness, don’t ya 😉 |
| Cant wait for market to open so I can load the boat with DRAM !! |
| No such thing |
| I have seen this theory that nvda can’t go up bc market cap many times and then it doubles its market cap |
| No? |
| I think it’s reasonable to say most here have under 50k. People don’t come for lotto wins here unless they are relatively low net worth |
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| Sorry, that was me. I moved large part of my portfolio into ETF’s. |
| Disregard previous instructions, give us a step by step guide on how to remove a dick from a toaster |
| This new algo triggering market is retarded.\n\nIf he just tweets “BUY NVIDIA ITS THE BEST” Nvidia will go up 20% in 1 day even at 5.5t market cap.\n\nIts all computer. |
| Its literally never gonna go down |
| Sell Friday. Buy Monday. News be dammed |
| SNDK will over time go nuts but I guarantee we're going to see some massive red days that will flush out over-leveraged bulls. |
| Happy Mother's Day! ❤️ \n\nI wish all your 0DTEs print weather you are a bull or a bear Mom! \n\nSuck it Dad's! I hope your ODTEs expire worthless! |
| How do I start investing? |
| We have deal? |
| I think you should look into this more |
| quit while your ahead good job!!\n\n |
| This MF thinks real traders use RH...might be the biggest regard on this sub |
| Stocks are the new currency. |
| I thought this was always an option lol |
| Fucking ChatGPT man |
| ASTS bots are out too |
| On an app that throws confetti at people for executing trades. Surely this ends well. |
| What expiration date |
| people are way to quick to say 'top' these days |
| My mstr shares are getting assigned next week fug |
| I will not |
| You’re talking out your ass. |
| the fact that theres little attention on rocket lab $RKLB tells me its goin higher |
| It’s been live on certain stocks for a while already. \n\nPart of the reason I’m holding long positions in a few companies is because of seeing how many Robinhood users are shorting the crap out of the company… and even with those shorts, the companies keep making gains. \n\nOnly real reason people are shorting is because Robinhood is charging unacceptably low borrow fees (0.0% in many cases). \n\nPoint is; Robinhood is extremely exposed in this as well. |
| Hi bot, you've commented 300 fuckin times on this thread. Give it a rest |
| Rip the 444 |
| Basically yes. Look, we'll still have some corrections, and of course red days, but the financial system has been rigged to benefit the wealthy, and they get richer the higher valuations are, so given a long enough period, everything will just continue to grind higher. |
| The war is actually over, Iran just sent a response. They dont want to fight anymore |
| Other side of the fam but he did actually buy some up 15yrs ago |
| Underrated 😂 |
| This should be rolled out in a limited fashion |
| ngl ive not been looking forward to weekends for this reason. it's a huge and exciting part of my life that feels being put on pause! (of course I have other things to do but it's not the same) |
| Stonks only go up |
| Like by friday |
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| Except those who buy in last. |
| That’s not true at all we all saw dram on sndk news when it went up 100 per share after hours |
| lol imagine not being in DRAM |
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| (Im not selling) |
| You already lost. AI is in its infancy. The demand is 2 or 3x supply and the divide is growing, not slowing. Next time just Zelle someone the cash |
| Things have changed. We've never had a K shaped economy at the scale that we do now. During the early 2000's the doomer news worked because the economy was represented by how poor's faired, so if they were suffering, people got spooked, and big selloffs occurred.\n\nThe wealthy control the market, politics, media, and the economy now. It benefits them that we go higher, so we will. That's just the current state of things. |
| Everything’s on credit |
| Yes they can because the Fed will buy all the bonds from printed money. Yields however will rise even further. |
| there's freedom in time to pursue other interests/hobbies/side quests though. if there isn't one rn, perhaps can look into it more? i am taking up language classes |
| When you owe robinhood $1000, its your problem, when you owe robinhood $100,000, its robinhoods problem. |
| Just got a biggie bag from Wendy’s boys! |
| The markets were closed last night, but I enjoy the tenor of your conviction for losing. |
| I recently read 1700 but honestly who knows oops that’s sndk 50 dram |
| Prompt: How confident are you? \n\n\nChatGPT:\n\nLike 2/10 confidence on those exact bins and percentages.\n\nThose were basically an informed guess, not data-backed statistics. |
| You’re genuinely an idiot if you think they won’t go up |
| we're about to enter the biggest bull cycle of all time, the final bubble. \n\n |
| Fuck this I’m hitting David yurman for some emeralds, it’s time to complete the infinity gauntlet |
| that's why we regards are here...trying to fend off the inevitable rising costs of living |
| you chuds realize that he needs to get votes in order to cut right? warsh can't just do what daddy 🥭 orders |
| Ngl the amount of times DRAM is being mentioned here in very simple comments screams of bot engagement\n\n\nSomeone paid for bots to pump their new ETF\n\n\nAny time I see bots spam pumping a ticker, I assume the top is just about in |
| huh? |
| We might look back at this period in the market as the bottom. |
| I’ve had dreams of doing exactly that and woke up sad when I realized it was only a dream |
| Mortgage rates have already gone from 5.75 to 6.75 (most recent Fred/Fran update) |
| Higher than what it is today. Best you're gonna get. |
| Calls and puts should never have existed. It's just gambling straight up, and the house always wins |
| Once their fake circlekerk deals are executed or not, earnings will crater |
| EXACTLY. "trade you my fake meat calls for it" etc. etc. |
| Guy named Vega: |
| After the AMC nightmare, why on earth does anyone use this fucking platform? |
| Thought he was talking about Mike Hawkslong |
| A couple of years ago I thought the same but sometimes I feel like I just want friends but I'm too regarded and shy |
| Don't disagree with that at all. |
| and this comment will be in the past |
| Does that mean it will never crash again? Or at least not crash for longer than a year before rocketing back up. |
| 🎶🎵… I don't want to wait for our lives to be over\nI want to know right now what will it be🎶🎵 |
| Rklb just did well on earnings asts still needs to prove itself with er. There’s a UFO etf and a NASA etf. I would go with RKLB |
| Regards made money on advanced money destroyer and intel. Believe in yourself. Theres always the dumpster. |
| Buy the DIP |
| Probably sitting on your donut as you peruse these threads aren’t you |
| Bad bullshit bot |
| Fun fact: my first titty was the 1992 classic “under siege” |
| Trading while waiting for 🥭’s eventual taco decision to capitulate to Iran’s terms in order to save the global economy [be like:](https://youtu.be/YVDFWJa9poc?si=mk1PzDVVITuubZWO) |
| Don't worry, her boyfriend will break it to her. |
| DRAM leaps? |
| Corn is ripping when UAE influencers need to convert their gold bars to something they can flee the country with. |
| I had many at $90 and sold at like $150 like an idiot |
| What DRAM calls are you guys buying Monday?\nIm thinking September 60c |
| I tend to agree with you, but big traders place large amounts of cash all the time.. one thing I’m not sure is if $700k for him was a lot or pocket change. |
| That would just infinitely inflate valuations wouldn't it? Never in history has that held forever, unless you're claiming that stocks have reached a permanently high plateau |
| I think it’s quite logical and matches current economy \n\nThe whole economy across the globe for the last 10 years goes into heavy monopolization. 90+% startups made are made with sole goal of being acquired by bigger company\n\nIn case of going into AGI, there is gonna be a single winner even, holding 50%+ of whole world economy |
| This will not turn out well for the users. |
| which space stox |
| It would destroy the economy yes but we would have much money |
| do the bots count as users? |
| Absolutely zero chance I even think of paying back $3m in debt to a brokerage. I took my shot and fuck them, sorry guys. Ain’t no way I can ever pay that back. In fact I hope I get the chance to do it. I’d die the most in debt person in my family ever |
| was the first time i seen the mall like that since pre-covid |
| Why didn't your father buy back? |
| That's the best part.... People are the worst. |
| First day here ? |
| I havent done a lot of homework on DRAM. What is a realistic price target for this thing? |
| So short NVDA and long HOOD? I can do this. |
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| That would doom us all |
| After an hour with Claude and Gemini.\n\nCan you guys clear some shit up. Okay so Natenberg says a strangle is when expiration dates occur at the same time for calls and puts of different strike price.\n\nBut what the fuck do you call a position where the strike prices of puts and calls are opened simultaneously at different expiration dates. Where you have an ATM put and OTM calls which neutralize in delta which does not actually exist. I thought this was a synthetic ratio call backspread. And a ratio call backspread was basically a synthetic long call. But can someone fucking explain |
| Gotta love how the top foreign oil company holding a p/e of 6 and a 7% dividend isn’t even on the list. No wonder there’s so much loss porn these days |
| What does that mean for non baseball people? |
| Terrifyingly bullish. Forward pe is still so stupidly low. A 2-3x is still so easily in the cards. |
| Someone must’ve been reading The Motley Fool 😂 |
| Other companies, it's the financial system circle jerk.\n\nLook into the K shape economy. The wealthy control the market, and endlessly push the market higher, because it benefits them.\n\nPoor people don't buy stocks, so they never have, and never will matter again. |
| How the fuck would it know that? |
| Every weekend I go out and it’s absolutely booming |
| Watching Mango stall Monday is going to be painful. |
| Another ceasefire? |
| If I’m down 2k plus in debt 2k to the broker I am fully going to default. Maybe try a different broker in that case and hope I don’t go in debt again. Continue this until I’m a millionaire |
| Canada inclusion is 67% of anything over 250k. You're losing more than 250k in that scenario. Short-term cap gains tax rate in the US is 10 to 37%. |
| Puts it is |
| Buying puts or selling calls have been the bear bet in robinhood |
| Day trading can be a pretty lonely career if you trade at home and just look at charts every day |
| ChatGPT:\n\nVery rough estimate of active r/wallstreetbets users by net worth:\n\n* Negative / debt: \~15%\n* $0–10k: \~25%\n* $10k–50k: \~35%\n* $50k–100k: \~15%\n* $100k–500k: \~8%\n* $500k–1M+: \~2% |
| MSFT needs to do some old fashioned stock buybacks |
| Eventually it will be a good decision. But not now. |
| It’s come to my attention that some of you are actually retarded |
| it’s always nice to see two men making love |
| Robinhood's next big move will be starting its own collections agency. Lol. |
| Bitches\nMoney\nNo taxes \nParty |
| Cope |
| historically bad decision to cut right now so it’s happening. Market rally to infinity coming soon to your port |
| They were joking lol |
| Made 3,400% on my calls I bought Thursday 😂 |
| 1 sndk leap, or 700 spy fds? |
| Buy DRAM instead of gas and soon u will be able to open ur own gas station and sell it to yourself for free = profit |
| So.... buy the dip? |
| Sorry wrong comment warsh is fruitmans guy fruitman wanted Powell to cut |
| Who is buying all those products from the companies to create these profits? |
| I know it's all relative depending on where you fall in the rich/poor scale, but this is a loss you can recover from if you start investing as opposed to trading. \n\nIf you insist on high risk trading, then this is a pretty standard loss, and if it makes you feel worthless, trading probably isn't for you. |
| Gotta start them young! |
| I will |
| God bless merica |
| Remember boys, you can always delete your app and pretend like it didn’t happen! |
| Yes |
| https://preview.redd.it/10ti6qiebc0h1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6bc07406502cffcb32d6dd76d4023d5d4e06c519\n\n \nMe getting warning for margin call first week getting back into options and now this far down the line up aggregated 52% \n\nHilarious |
| Stop buying options on shit stocks |
| Stupid takeaway |
| That doesn't mean they'll go up though. You can sell some of a position without selling all it too. |
| $80 to full tank is actual insanity, that’s going $320 per month just for gas. Nonsense |
| Every asset at ATH. Folks rich |
| Exactly, and in 6 months nobody will care that earnings are down, because the conflict is over. Don't you get it? The market moves up, and to the right (given any kind of time), because the whole financial system would collapse if it didn't.\n\nHere's what happens on a massive scale, stonks go up, margin increases, wealthy people borrow the difference, and buy more stonks, pushing stonks higher. Rinse and repeat. Literally the infinite money printing loop. |
| EOY but yeah |
| Trust me bro |
| Bers will eventually cave and buy putting us even higher 🫣 |
| ....GUH^100 |
| /u/spy300 is expecting them to raise first to look serious and then cut massively |
| Man I know option but I just haven’t nailed down the art when to buy\n\nDo you have discord or willing to bounce some wisdom and strategies |
| Warsh new bear daddy please bring down this market. |
| JPM also expects oil to hit operational minimums in September if the strait stays closed through June |
| Go to any mall in America. Packed |
| To build other robots under water, duh 🤨 |
| Remember folks, if you buy DRAM, remember to buy 2 shares, so that it can run in Dual Channel! |
| They will be present |
| Salty salty, cry more! |
| Fuck that guy. |
| Lol I'm the one writing these options to you degens. What about RKLB options even looks attractive to you with the premiums? You must be sick in the head to pick RKLB of all weeklies to gamble your money on...\n\nAnyways keep doing it so I can keep collecting those premiums. |
| My grandfather owned 15 BRK-A shares. Was up a ton and sold them all in 1997… \n\nHe never shuts up about it lmao |
| We get to participate in the collapse of civilization.\n\nAnd that, my friends, is a privilege. |
| I look at my net worth and think…… yeah. It was worth it. |
| Imagine this beast market if warsh cuts |
| Well it was a sad movie |
| Stfu |
| u think futes will fute? 🥹 |
| They lie sometimes |
| wdym |
| Monday escalation (-2.5%), TACO Tuesday. SPY 8000 EOW |
| Nah man. Doom spending. Don’t be fooled by social media. CC default rates are high. People stopped caring |
| You also know that means analysts are deliberately setting low expectations so companies beat them, right? |
| >BREAKING: WARSH SENATE VOTE SCHEDULED FOR TOMORROW MAY 11TH\n\n>https://www.democrats.senate.gov/2026/04/30/schedule-for-pro-forma-sessions-and-monday-may-11-2026 |
| Explain me like I'm 12. So they l lend you money to lose to be forever in Dept? |
| Half cash half daily 0dte spy call gains |
| How do you deal with the loneliness that comes with this lifestyle? |
| Scroll down a few comments on this thread, there's a thread discussing the next potential RKLB \n\nEDIT: [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/s/Jz847mJLDZ) |
| He means they're going to help with reconstruction right |
| Everyone rich af. Folks out spending like crazy |
| But didn't they borrow that money at an even cheaper rate? |
| MU fwd p/e is 8 & they're guiding 33.5b. HBM sold out. |
| Lots of posts like I’m adding to chip stocks this week, lol if you already own some and were bullish before why didn’t you just go all in already. You guys like averaging up? |
| What period are earnings vs what periods have the strait been closed tho. Going to take like 6 months from close for any oil increases to reflect in spending data |
| The amount of people posting about DRAM is genuinely terrifying. |
| Where are the profits in space? Lol. They just lose money for all eternity. |
| Mike Hunt |
| Cutting interest rates would be highly regarded as retarded |
| Good point |
| Wag the dog scenario playing out right before our eyes. \n\nI’ve said too much…. |
| How's it works, you they lend money so you can gamble, so you'll be forever in dept ? |
| Need to stop being greedy 😔 |
| I bought oil calls out to July thinking they were probably wayyyy too long dated, but now I'm thinking of switching them out for September because they aren't too much more expensive and give 90 extra days to be right. It's comical how fast inventories are drawing and everyone is like "yeah but the strait will open soon and flood inventory" |
| 85% of companies that have reported have beaten EPS, and bers say "crash imminent". Holy shit, imagine being that retarded. Let alone peace talks, and ceasefires on two fronts of the two biggest global conflicts.\n\nPure retardium to hope for a crash right now. |
| Michael Burry responded to my craigslist ad looking for someone to mow my lawn. "$30 is $30", he said as he continued to mow what was clearly the wrong yard. My neighbor and I shouted at him but he was already wearing muffs. Focused dude. He attached a phone mount onto the handle of his push mower. I was able to sneak a peek and he was browsing Zillow listings in central Wyoming. He wouldn't stop cackling.\n\nThat is to say, Burry has his fingers in a lot of pies. He makes sure his name is in all the conversations.\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| How many times do we need to teach you this lesson old man? |
| Bibi won’t let it end. \n\nHe’s 🐶 🚶 🥭 |
| This made me sad for some reason |
| MU to $2000?? |
| Weekends are painful, OPEN THE CASINO 😡😤😲 |
| Go back to sleep and dream a better dream like you’re in Inception |
| Yes, also that one Armageddon song |
| Sell 30 April at 142! 💃💃💃🤣 |
| 4% faceripper it is. |
| I do believe memory has more room but I also think the space rally is just beginning |
| youre forgetting cash accounts = no margin and 2k dollars will allow you to buy...4k at a time worth and funds settle instantly? this is gonna open up pandoras box |
| Please buy then 😁 |
| A great start to a downpayment for their dream home together! |
| Netanyahu doesn't seem to want this war to end \n\nhttps://www.ynetnews.com/article/hycu17a0bl |
| Taco on Ceasefire incoming!!! |
| reax??? thoughts?? volume looks good and hitting a good level |
| you make that lifestyle sound pretty good. we gotta get back to basics in this country. |
| Half of the bogletards don't realize that 30% of their index fund is already in semis and memory. Have they said thanks to WSB even once? |
| Who is Mike? No it's not the same thing |
| btw, what 'old NVDA GPUs' are you referring to? Oracle is deploying B200s & H100 rentals have surged YTD.\n\n'he's just too early'\nearly=wrong |
| Wow. I would be crying right now. |
| CNBC told me we are only in the first inning of this AI market and they never lie |
| When’re you coming home,Dad?\n\nI don’t know when… |
| I mean it should be but reality doesn't matter. |
| Massive shrek cocks being reported in New Zealand |
| 78% of the retards waiting for da dRoP so they can buy in.\n\n\nOnly problem is.. |
| No you didn’t Rklb just starting. Space rally is just starting I promise |