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| Euro stocks have had a really strong year because of Trump choosing to deliberately weaken the USD, which as an importer country that owes a fuckton of money, is just about the worst idea possible.\n\nBut in the long run, Europe's in a similar boat as the US. Zero growth, high debt loads, and wartime-sized annual deficits adding onto it. Britain and France are just plain trapped. Germany is pretty much the last fiscally responsible country in the world, and has headroom to print money, but they will get dragged down by France. |
| You'll always be poor OP and then when you die no one will remember you |
| Enron is being ghey for not fulfilling his promise of sex robots and Star Trek. |
| why is my Reddit forum not loading properly 😢 |
| Nah |
| Almost shit myself at this Christmas market |
| Yes |
| You sound poor |
| Interesting didn’t realize they dropped it that much. Well maybe it will take off. |
| I am nearly ready with my new lemonade stand. "In December????" You ask... but it just shows your naivete. I am not planning to sell much of the stuff. And why would I.\n\n\nI am going to get into SPY and live off of investor money. |
| I remember playing my ps5 and GTA8 in 2013 |
| My dream job is to be the person that farts in packaged ham |
| If Daniel Plainview was around today he would be starting wars with Venezuela and Eli would be a televangelist |
| Now this is the loss porn I come for, did you baghold this? |
| I wanted to buy KO. I took out a cash secured put at $70 until January 9th. Received $115 upfront. \n\nI agree with others that this strategy works only if you don't mind owning the stock AND it's not volatile. |
| Oh damn I’m the regarded one |
| Lifetime $3000 Capital Loss on taxes |
| low effort rage/regard bait |
| Same with pets. Pets playing golf. \n\nThere, i just gave you multi-million dollar idea. You’re welcome. |
| as they say, everyone gets out of the market what they want. problem with that is everyone thinks they want money, but what they really want is fast, action, excitement, status (why on earth “i’m a trader” impresses people idk) and to feel like “the man” (or “the woman”). They want to sit behind something that resembles a video game, and sit on beaches with a drink when taking a break. \nThey don’t *really* want to make money. That can actually be boring. |
| Can still buy half of a PS5 Pro, not bad tbh |
| Tyrian would have killed it behind close doors and shorted it into the ground |
| Zoom out |
| What is it and why is it even listed for trading. American exchanges let all the shit companies trade on our exchanges. |
| Don’t tell us what to do |
| My favorite part of this chart is that the scaling makes mid-2023 to present look pretty flat. It’s actually a $2M downtrend, but compared to $1.2B, that’s a pittance. |
| Spray a skier today for me |
| and you fuckers will still pay for it |
| Ponzi gives the skin off his own back to help a burn victim: I sleep\n\nPonzi scheme becomes immortalized in financial lingo: Real shit |
| Thanos would have cut rates by 50% |
| This meme was stolen as well! |
| Why didn’t they just conjure money |
| gingers always buy puts |
| You mean a loser that puts his money into free mobile games? |
| My mother did that once. Once. |
| Facts |
| Lord Petyr Baelish’s Brothel would have been a Mag 7 in Westeros |
| Some people are lifers at work, some people are lifers at losing time and money 😂 |
| Lol |
| Poor dude we must avenge him 💯 🚀 📈 👀 |
| Says billion |
| Gotcha, let me know and ill mirror. I was up on this one friday at close. |
| The reason there was no cryptocurrency is Westeros is because Tywin didn’t play no games and didn’t mess with that dumb shit |
| They can't come soon enough. |
| Look up how reverse splits work...it was never 1m per share. |
| This is me but I was 11. I know thats not an excuse |
| Finally my first real and solid crap since Thanksgiving, bullish for this week coming |
| Why were the Weasleys so poor? Did Arthur have puts? |
| 700 |
| I am a bagholder from 70s, FIG just IPOd, they will succeed even if it's a year from now like reddit. They are printing money every day. |
| When burry becomes insolvent again. |
| ASTS |
| You're missing a few zeros |
| IPOs are nothing but pump and dump schemes these days. |
| fun fact: that $75k invested 5 years ago in (S&P500) would be $175k. sorry for your loss. in the trading world they call that “tuition”. btdt |
| It never reached 1 million in the first place, regard. |
| Nice. Avg price for these ? |
| SPY is already at 686. It would be a theta melt up if got to 690 by Tuesday. |
| What did I just say |
| Futes are gonna open so flat |
| You and me both brother. Game is still going strong |
| See you when the your sentence is over. No parole |
| Im cashflow |
| Jork it |
| Maybe, if find a wealthy regard who agrees to buy this stock at a price 1M/ share. |
| Truly the best investment is health. But you fatties wouldn’t know that. |
| Reddit you fucking buggy piece of shit, be best |
| Curious: How much did you put in and withdraw approximately?\n\n\nBecause if you've put in 10k, and withdrew 15k for living expenses during that time, it might confuse Wealthsimple and yourself. You won, just not enough to pay for your own managing fees.\n\n\nWhich is a totally different endeavour. |
| Chase gave me 25k when I made under 80k and then bumped me to 27k. I do have very high credit score but I think they give it to most people as they hope you will get in debt and start paying them high interest |
| Splitting |
| Both! |
| But lurking on reddit is Chad behavior? |
| 0$ incoming |
| Well, which is it? 20k to put, or on calls? |
| Solo |
| Oracle or avgo are the only two you should be looking at this week imo |
| Drugs are for losers |
| So.... time to buy puts? |
| Imagine playing chess upside-down on the moon, bruhs |
| CALL ORACLE CORP $300 EXP 01/15/27\n\nCALL ORACLE CORP $150 EXP 01/21/28 |
| are we up? |
| How 🤔 whats the secret. Maintaing the good credit score ? Will do the trick |
| Oracle is the play of the week, don’t miss it!! |
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| Wow dude you should buy shares in a European airline. Seems like an amazing business to invest in, and you’ll definitely beat the market |
| Because those are shitty legacy companies struggling to even keep up with inflation in the age of AI.\n\nNFLX is built different. NFLX is still delivering high double digit growth. \n\nThis will further solidify their position as the king of this industry. |
| What's your APY though... THAT is why they gave you $20K... Also, doesn't this require you to have money in your wealthsimple account? |
| YOLO it all on NIVIDIA |
| Should I live by myself in a 500 sqft apt or live with 2 mfs in a 1500 sqft apt? Same price. What would be better for my gambling career? |
| Or they report less debt than expected and show more growth than expected. They were just down 40% in a month, calls gonna print |
| Bro you have never played clash before |
| Risk off, man! \nMy 401k went up enough this year. Full port into stable value. |
| I guess he has a free 20k to put on calls? |
| I think I will eat ice cream |
| Did you ever see the SNL he hosted? More cringe than Michael Scott in the office. |
| lol oracle gonna burn your last brain cell. You must hate money. |
| Theoretically this should have a 50-50 chance to work out. But in your case the odds will be worse. |
| Being an autistic dude is a fate worse than hell. With adhd if you're high functioning enough you can become a doctor or lawyer and be very successful. With autism even if you mask like a pro you will still burn out. |
| I’m not knowledgeable enough to have some great insight but from what I understand TPUs and GPUs are not 1:1 and have pros and cons. Google seems to be focused on the enterprise software side where Nvidia is more focused on being the most advanced compute supplier. |
| Higher agency. More willing to suffer short term costs and risks for gains. More willing to accept change. |
| seems op to me. like wmt buying kraft or hanes...or nike. seems market breaking. calls |
| The content is actually pretty solid but the pricing math doesn't add up when you factor in all the licensing costs NFLX would inherit - those HBO shows aren't cheap to maintain and the sports contracts alone would probably push prices way higher than $35/mo |
| Bong hits and green hell ps4 brokie edition |
| \- They sold $800M in cars to mystery party \n\- When asked they said it wasn't a related party \n\- It turned out it was DriveTime, very much a related party (family also owns it) \n\- These sales artificially inflated revenue numbers which is essentially accounting fraud |
| Disney & Comcast are down +30% - 40% im the past 5 years after massive M&A to make Disney+ (Fox) and Comcsst (Sky) more competitive\n\nNever seen a massive M&A deal in media actually help the stock and I don't see why it would play out differently for Netflix & Warner Bros |
| 🫶 |
| Check your privilege bro |
| this definitely belongs to r/wallstreetbets |
| The world just got a little more grimdark |
| spend it all and move to another country 🤷♂️ |
| The Y near me shut down during covid and never reopened |
| So is cum. |
| book a flight to Geneva |
| Head to the Y and play grab ass w the fellas |
| Have you taken a peek at the Symmetry of the LULU Max Chart? |
| Thats not a high limit. Are you asking if its too low? |
| JPOW is irrelevant now - Jan and going forward, Trump's new pick will trigger rate cut hope no matter what JPOW says. Santa rally is real. |
| Wym normal? Why is this on wsb? |
| So is it now going to be called...\n\nAOL Time Warner Discovery Netflix? |
| How come and why don't we ever meme biotech stocks 🤔 |
| He could have gambled |
| Bowel movement |
| 🙋♀️ |
| Im bored what to do today? So cold |
| Infinite Privilege! $20k limit 😂 |
| That's it, due to this post we are now cooked for Monday. Enjoy the weekend. |
| Or Bitcoin? 🤷 |
| Yeah. I make less than you and got approved for 30k on a card lol. My combined borrowing power across all my card is 60k. |
| Infinite ==> brain rot |
| Tuesday is risky because of Nitwit generated comments about JPOW. |
| Don't give up. Read about Jesse Livermore |
| agree. |
| I did, exited at 130 and put it into SPY. |
| What other companies/sectors could end like cvna and go 100x? Gotta be one that makes money off poor people and uses insane amounts of unsustainable debt that will probably cause the next financial crisis. Mstr is too serious being backed by a real asset and making money off tech bros, not common poor people. Klarna doesn't cause nearly enough debt. |
| Next week:\n\n \- unbelievable PUMP Mon, Tue to SPY 690; \n\n\- Wed. volatility |
| In January 2025, Hindenburg Research published a report, you should read it. |
| Mediterranean yachts |
| Fuck it, it's their problem not yours |
| The charts show it’s still got a lot of room to fall. MACD just turned negative on the 1M in October. The 1W MACD is negative and the 1D is pivoting back from highs where the price is now. \n\nThis has a lot longer of a ways to fall before the 1M MACD is settled. Best support is in the ~60s. |
| Perfecto 🎯 |
| We go out for a nice dinner these days. I’m happily in bed by 10 😂 |
| ur gonna manage to get all 3 wrong |
| I wonder which one will be in the same situation 15 years from now.\n\nActually, that’s the real issue.\n\nAnd will the investor be able to tolerate it? |
| Sounds like a good stock to buy 🤣 |
| Random comment you don’t even remember but for some reason I’m so impressionable and just need the slightest bit of validation, that I reacted to this by throwing in all of the cash I could into ASTS and that turned out great this week |
| No it was called 'back to the frontier' or some such shit. One season(released this year) of a reality tv show where 3 families have to live on an 1880s farmstead for the summer |
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| I remember buying NVDA stock in 2005 because of Geforce GPUs. |
| https://preview.redd.it/0vf2jrbewl5g1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e21a943fd597354b60195b55acf5bad310980b84 |
| Oh. I know. Just observing. |
| His wife probably squirreling money away so she can flee the moment she’s sick of him gambling all their money away. |
| Does anyone want to be my stay at home wife. I will pay for everything except your gambling addiction |
| Charging your car battery regularly can prolong its lifespan significantly. Just don't use modes including a reconditioning phase for AGM batteries and don't use a high voltage AGM mode on regular wet cell batteries |
| 😄 |
| LEU lost 70% of it's gains this week, on Friday. What pump did I miss? |
| I think those guys actually make money. Probably from us. |
| You could have just gone to Vegas and put 75k on black, and lost it in a single night. It would have been more exciting, less work, same result, plus you'd have bonus herpes. |
| Should've been done a long time ago... The craziest part is all the effort, time wasted and strain on your heart for not even no reward, but actually a huge financial loss. |
| Yes sire 🤣 |
| #🥰 |
| If you have a live-in partner. |
| Do spy leaps return more? 🤔 |
| if you owe the bank $20k it’s your problem if you owe the bank $20mil it’s the banks problem |
| I miss that shit. My work does nothing. Free cookies and lemonade one day over lunch. |
| buying a $100 stock at $27 is great even if it hits $20 before it goes up |
| Betting against telsa has to be one of the dumbest things you can do in this market |
| the meta verse still cracks me up. |
| $45k. The R2 is the make-or-break, the vehicle that needs to have mass appeal. |
| No you didn’t |
| Used to? What happened? |
| Heading out, you kids be good\n\n🫶 |
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| Its definitely designed for the more well-off but even they might think twice about dropping 75k+ in a climate of uncertainty. |
| Fellow value enjoyer. |
| Correct - thank you for the clarification. |
| Sorry. Lost track of falling sales and profit... |
| I know, right? There's just something about this company. |
| May I ask where you are getting the DD from? I know there is a finguru named HenryInvests on X and I don't know if he is credible enough |
| Sorry 👾 |
| 🫣 long time |
| Bro it’s Saturday morning |
| Consumer weakness is a headwind. Remains to be seen how badly the target customer (which is somewhat more affluent, even with the R2) is affected. |
| Since Covid my job just lets us take the fam out for dinner and turn in the receipt, and it gets reimbursed in next check |
| Shit |
| Besides, the rate cut is priced in. |
| Wait... yeah companies whose main business model is unsustainable debt will rip when interest rates get cut... what are other ways to invest to profit from that? Kinda everything tbh because most of the market is running on overleveraged debt. |
| I spent 3k on that stupid game 😭 need a time machine to go back and kick 26yo me in the nuts...already had my kids so they wouldn't be affected lol |
| What are your moves tomorrow, December 07, 2025? |
| There are plenty of negatives, and you brought up some good points. There's a reason this company is only $20B.\n\n1. Cash burn - Absolutely a problem but they have enough to get to R2 production, which is the real test of whether or not this company makes it.\n\n2. Repairs - Correct, and even despite this and the reliability issues, customer satisfaction is off the charts. I wouldn't invest a dime if they didn't have a product that was strong enough to overcome this issue.\n\n3. Expensive - Correct, R1 is too expensive, but it's the gateway to the make-or-break R2.\n\n4. VW - The JV is effectively a large revenue stream that helps keep them afloat until R2. The competence of VW as an investor doesn't particularly matter here, but it shows some legacy manufacturer buy-in.\n\n5. Current Administration Effects - This is a big deal, the credits were a significant contributor to Rivian's numbers last earnings. You might also be right about their focus on oil and gas. It's tough to quantify the effects of future policy on Rivian's bottom line.\n\n6. Customer Spending - Also a big deal. K-shaped economy and whatnot. It hasn't been proven yet that there's a huge, viable market out there for the R2 - but it's promising. Obviously if R2 sales are poor, this company is in trouble. |
| Twice on Sunday morning. |
| No retard |
| My work had some wild parties with open bar and all that! Too risky these days I guess. |
| I love it |
| You know what, you have a point, my aunt works at an Amazon and said there are already a lot of robots. Their robots only need to be specialized in a narrow range of tasks, so isn’t as sophisticated as a do it all robot. |
| Check the shelves after the holidays, when everyone's returning their gifts |
| I was also being unironic, I don't want it! |
| He'd make a top drag queen |
| Who knows 🤷♂️\n\nI was just going under the assumption it doesn’t crush us, but it very well could. |
| If the majority of men masturbates at least once a week, those who don´t masturbate are the perverts. |
| Well, if you incest, mother ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) |
| BBGB |
| what does he want? |
| Yeah, I don't know how to time it. This play only works when the printer comes on and the Fed explicitly buys long-duration Treasurys. Before that happens, you are stuck sitting and taking 1% real coupons on a bond play, when SPY would probably return you 7% real in a bad year. The opportunity cost is a killer.\n\nThe Fed has stopped shrinking their balance sheet and is cutting rates into high inflation. So I see the next step as expanding their balance sheet. But who knows when that will be. |
| You are the winner 🤩 |
| Now i'm tempted to fullport. |
| I'm doing like Eminem and saying goodbye to Hollywood |
| Lmao hey bich see you there |
| You multiplied two numbers and got Lamarckian evolution. Brilliant |
| Or corn, I had seen plenty of people talking about. Corn on 4chan during the early 2010s but never really looked to hard into it because it often get called a scam and “what value is there in internet money”. Plus I was a college kid who didn’t give a shit about investments. This was back when it was in the what teens? \n\nWhoops. |
| Netflix might not necessarily combine the two platforms, why would they if people pay for both? |
| Nah. Any reasonably gifted person can objectively assess that behind his strategy sits no value generation. This may well end in a fraud case, but Ponzi was a better example of pretending something that was objectively never even intended or possible to exist. |
| DCAing can also be done in reverse to cash out slowly over time. |
| TSLA in its flop era. |
| Insert golf in front of anything and all of a sudden you have permission to mark it up 200% |
| 17 more trading days this year to make it all back before it becomes a write off |
| 1000 200 25 |
| it's about to run to 90+ all aboard! won't see this again |
| This makes me want to boot up my account.... been 5 years.... |
| Wait, has only the euro held strong? |
| The entire concept of humans doing anything economic related on not Earth is and has always been nonsense. Mars colony and mining? Nonsense. Moon ship yard? Nonsense. Belt mining is the most ludicrous one. You need to accelerate out of Earth's gravity well, get there, slow down, thousand of tons of whatever to make it worthwhile, accelerate all of that, decelerate it, then get it through our thick atmosphere without melting, meaning more deceleration and some kind of reentry vehicle(s).\n\n\nNanites combing through the world's trash for platinum is more plausible. Mining the core is more plausible. |
| https://preview.redd.it/odjorth2tl5g1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a3c8ade5da278097b4b60471f06435d9b4db9fcf |
| LMFAO!!! That's actually a good strategy/setup. |
| You OK? Blink twice if you need help! |
| Time to pick up a job application boy. Dumb ass |
| 2013? You guys stopped? I spent $50 on CoC 2 days ago… |
| Longer dated bond yields are harder to supress and can even go up a bit even when rates are cut. So maybe medium duration bonds are better but bonds are too funky for my limited understanding. |
| Margin 🤌 |
| Me last week instead of buying Nvidia |
| My work doesn't do Christmas parties anymore...\n\nI heard four people got arrested the last time they had a big one. We just have a Christmas cookie carry-in and another carry-in |
| Damn I forgot funds don't settle over the weekend, I wanted to withdraw some cash, gotta wait until Monday now |
| So true 🤣🤣🤣 |
| Me in 2024 without buying RAM sticks |
| Does it work? |
| That’s real. |
| If it's an AGI, why wouldn't it refuse to follow orders and turn on its creators? How do we know it wouldn't instantly generate a million varieties of worms to infect every CPU and GPU and generate enough heat to boil the oceans? |
| Gold still seems the only safe play historically tbh.\n\nSometimes it was energy if oil/gas supply shocks happened due to (trade) wars.\n\nStocks were always hit and miss. |
| Nobody is gonna talk about the elephant in the room? 1700 shares, 1700 warrants, and sold 17 Oct 26 32 calls to make up the spread. |
| Do you think future generations will use "saylor strategy" instead of "ponzi scheme"? |
| 🌽bag holders got real excited for about 10min before it got smacked right back down |
| 🥶 |
| Some of us might be going to the same Xmas party today . |
| If you sweated the details maybe you would've caught NVDA in 2013 |
| IBKR |
| haha WSB energy, I stick to tiny trades on Bitget Onchain instead, safer but still fun |
| I can't read |
| Sorry 👾 |
| Me in 2025 buying a NVIDIA RTX 5090 instead of <insert ticker here> |
| Truly cannot tell if this is rage bait \n\nOnce a day |
| P/E is stored in the balls |
| Explain this to a clash of clans casual whos only good at buying otm calls |
| Fully aware of the operational lapse. Positioning resource storage outside the defensive perimeter isn’t exactly a best-practice in risk management. Realigning the layout defensive architecture will be optimized going forward 😅 |
| You gotta feed the geese to keep the blood flowing. Alright? Keep the rhythm below the belt. |
| Has this been japan's strategy? \n\nHow to invest in that case because the nikkei and economic growth have been stagnant. Only real estate around major cities keeps going up. |
| That is less than a 5% move |
| And God saw your loss and it was good. |
| Not important for me.\n\nJust stick to the core of it. |
| Feet? |
| Wanted to get a laugh out of you apes and maybe spark a brain cell.\nDetails aren’t always worth sweating anyway. |
| You’d be up the same amount if you just bought and held than your “scalping strategy”. \n\nExcept you would’ve paid long term capital gains tax than your scalping short term capital gains tax. Congrats, you played yourself. |
| FUCK! Think I can buy some more on eBay? |
| dork |
| who the fuck beats their shit once a week? once a day is the minimum |
| Imagine how much of a degenerate someone has to be to bet on the weather |
| Peace be with you |
| Yes |
| TH13 didn’t come out until 2019…..\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/2xf5eco9rl5g1.jpeg?width=1305&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0e46945012149d35b9358e6e2e42c3dcfbe038c9 |
| Buy back when it’s cheaper |
| the chart is funnier when you understand |
| A big percentage of men masturbates at least once a week. Are we all perverts? |
| the chart is funnier when you understand |
| TSLA is the ultimate retard exterminator |
| shit the bed, easy |
| I too feel this coming. Charts are unhealthy |
| I take it you have never seen Invasion on Apple tv. |
| It was a wild time. I paid 55,xxx for the car brand new, sold it at the peak of Covid used car chaos for 54,xxx after driving the hell out of it. |
| Akshually it's more of a sign that this is a more competitive player since he's not caring for resources which can be bought with real life money and instead wants others to raid him without doing too much damage, so he gets a precious shield from raids while not losing too many "trophies" (similar to Elo points) |
| Here, take my downvote |
| That’s right |
| do you want validation or do you want to sell a crypto course |
| Lmao.. got it |
| Or bitcoin |
| 100 dollars savings when ur a kid 🙀 when ur older 🙀 |
| Are LULU calls free money? retail with strong brand identity has been going up… ANF,AEO,VSCO for example |
| Sorry no recent regrets |
| I’m YOLOed into some RIVN calls right now |
| DD: I overheard a group of girls at the mall complaining to one another that our small town mall didn't have a lulu store. \n\nThat's a strong bullish signal |
| https://www.reddit.com/r/Daytrading/comments/1pfdd09/day_trading_live/\n\nAll this investment and data to still be unprofitable. TA works you guys, I promise |
| Being a broke Guey Bear |
| You kept your gold and purple fluid (don't remember what it's called) storage outside of your protected walls? You belong here |
| That's interesting - and also really cool that you were able to see this up close. I know they had copper winding issues for a while and reduced deliveries due to this. |
| 🙏🙌 |
| I hear you. I’ve been holding Amazon and it’s gone nowhere. Disappointing |
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| Thank you. Yeah, after getting downvoted for asking, I just searched it in Chat. |
| brother just etf and chill i’m begging you |
| Fucking lmao. Th10 was max in 2013 and pic shows th13. OP both missed out on NVDA and is a CoC poser |
| This is what I did. I made a TQQQ trade in 2022 when it dipped a little and bag held -80% at the lowest point on Oct 14th 2022, but it came back and then some. I sold for a profit and have since sworn to be a lot more careful, and pay attention to the Fed before jumping back in. |
| That's way easier and cheaper than free fares |
| Th 13 didn't release until 2019, please update your meme to reflect this |
| Same with corporate coaches who are losers who lost their corporate jobs \n\nYet still companies pay them as contractors to teach you how to do your job |
| DC movies are indeed shit. Hopefully Harry Potter isn’t. Thank God succession already ended |
| https://preview.redd.it/r0emnukopl5g1.png?width=827&format=png&auto=webp&s=3bead884123e3933ba4ca4e846ba140446b498d4 |
| Well, the bar I go to charges as-you-go with contactless, so surprises are rare. |
| Yeah, if you buy them today.\n\nThe resale price of existing Treasurys goes up as the yields on new Treasurys goes down. Say that you buy $100 of 4% 10 years today, and tomorrow, the 10-year yield drops to 1%. It would take $400 of new bonds to equal the value of your bond. You could sell your 4% note on the market for a $300 gain.\n\nI think we are at a maximum yield now, and bond yields have nowhere to go but down. So prices have nowhere to go but up. Sitting and taking 1% real coupons is a sucker's game, but buying to resell looks like a smart play. |
| I cant think of anything more depressing than being a quant. |
| If we beat China to true AGI (if it even is possible with today’s tech) then I could totally see it. The logic of “it’ll save lives to do it before they get their own AGI” would totally be applied IMO.\n\nI doubt it’d be a boots on the ground scenario. True AGI would be able to compromise essentially all their digital infrastructure and protect ours. Talking about shutting off electricity, water, internet, cellular, essentially everything for a long time. The entirety of their country would just crumble, tens of millions would likely die from no clean water or way to preserve food. Political will for the war would die almost instantly, and the CCP would either surrender or be overthrown internally within like 2 months. |
| but but the #s are fake and ghey 🤣 \n\n$CVNA bers shook |
| LOL |
| Gold +58% \n\nBoomers always win |
| Sex robots > chess robots |
| Imagine having so much money and knowing fuckall to do with it |
| i actually bought in 2013. because i believed the tech was solid |
| I'm asking you politely to refrain from asking questions, Mrs. Peggy |
| Elon? Is that you |
| Michael Burry responded to my craigslist ad looking for someone to mow my lawn. "$30 is $30", he said as he continued to mow what was clearly the wrong yard. My neighbor and I shouted at him but he was already wearing muffs. Focused dude. He attached a phone mount onto the handle of his push mower. I was able to sneak a peek and he was browsing Zillow listings in central Wyoming. He wouldn't stop cackling.\n\nThat is to say, Burry has his fingers in a lot of pies. He makes sure his name is in all the conversations.\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| My average P/E is 13 and I have minimal index fund exposure so if Michael Burry is right I will be rich and you will all be poor! |
| **"Craig Godineaux:** He pleaded guilty and was sentenced to life in prison without the possibility of parole. He avoided the death penalty because his IQ was below 70, legally classifying him as "mentally retarded" under New York law at the time."\n\na lot of you will avoid death penalty do not worry. |
| I’m not an actual nerd. I only saw (and read) Harry Potter because it was the most popular franchise of my childhood and adolescence, and the movies are pretty damn good\n\nThe theme parks are incredible too |
| That's gonna be a mess here in Europe.. paramount was streamed in prime video, hbo max is launching a new service, mgm went alone, movie and show rights are half on sky half divided on prime.... to watch something these days need to ask ChatGPT where the heck do I find it lol |
| The eternal dil-enema |
| I believe they may be handing out riskier loans. With a potential shaky economy, the conspiracies flood in |
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| Dreamt i was never laid off and went onto have a great career. Woke up in a pile of trash. |
| I don’t want to get out of bed\n\nbut I gotta poo |
| You guys are so funny with the cycle. If the cycle is so predictable and free money, load up on leverage and post. BTC losers are the only people pretending they can predict the market. |
| Amzn and nem. Pltr may run big but I don’t like the PE |
| Hope |
| I haven't been handcuffed by ICE ... yet |
| Stupid BER |
| Gonna do my best bruce willis impression and have a heart attack during sex\n\nGonna die hard |
| Pay retarded wages get retarded employees |
| Thats from Tesla. |
| Tf |
| Thank you |
| If you wire me 200k you will get the same feeling that losing on options gives you |
| Might be sold out |
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| Tax advantage? |
| Why don’t you show them how a real Dunkin’ Donuts employee should do it |
| The model was certainly built on NVDA. They have 90% market share and it's clearly NVDA hardware. That whole process likely took that person days. It looks amazing, but absolutely validates you need good GPUs to do this on a recurring basis. Animators are already buying multiple GPUs for a workstation. |
| Whoa I never thought of that and yes |
| 315 p/e |
| May be options isnt for you |
| Just their business model and leadership track record of fraud, that’s all |
| how much ice is on your wrist |
| I know you can’t wait for Monday, see you then bud\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/8qlyyqtcnl5g1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fe60eb4fbaa08e46ea1441865f3bc678da840f8a |
| I had a dream last night that I got gold at the Special Olympics and then they took my disability check away ☹️ |
| You gotta build a portfolio of high yield small business loans, mostly in construction. Your fixed income will make you feel like you are living on the edge, creating your own personal MBS crisis... |
| Jesus, that was a ridiculous movie |
| Negligible is an interesting way to say you’re wrong |
| Too late to invest in anyone. No stocks left. |
| Yea it is |
| ...so you have no idea about their earnings but insisted they're firing on all cylinders.\n\nmeanwhile, their earnings have been about -$4/share per year |
| You might get lucky with Carol bro |
| Market returns 7%. Never expect more than 10. If you actually think you will get 15% every year for 30 years, it’s the same as young construction men coming up nowadays without the knowledge that layoffs happen every 5-7 years. |
| Which is also probably why White people in the US are 1.90m high while their cousins in the EU are 1.75m |
| US stocks get hurt though when the dollar weakens. In euro terms the s&p500 is barely up this year. So maybe euro and world stocks are the better play.\n\nEveryone including your mom is starting to recommend gold though, which is a major red flag for it. |
| Is it too late to invest in GOOGLE? Holding a bunch of META atm and feel fine with it. |
| Yeah they are basically unemployable and they are giving career advice lol |
| LUNC ?🚀🤷🏻♂️ |
| I’m white and I like to make laser noises with sword hands |
| Why does trump only buy munibonds? Seems sus |
| Get out and talk to people. You sound terminally online |
| I don't understand your question, can you elaborate? He likes older women so why would he divorce? |
| That’s perfect! |
| Can't wait to live in an AI built home with 3 bathrooms next each other and a mud room with two tubs!\n\nhttps://i.ibb.co/KYqb1fP/image.png |
| It's not going to 0 but it's going to 20k next year. The cycles are so repetitive |
| i toured the theranos facility and everyone was nice and treated me like family, not sure why they get a bad rep |
| RIP HBO. Netflix will ruin it. |
| How about space x send a ship out to the asteroid belt get just a cup of dust and make it back. At least before we start talking about Elons quadrillion dollar pay package |
| And netflix has prime, disney+, peacock, apple TV, Hulu, YouTube and so on...\n\nAlso those competitors you mentioned are negligible next to Spotify aside from apple with their iPhone monopoly as leverage to push Apple music, the thing Microsoft got punished for back in the day... |
| Pretty much the same belief except I’m more bullish on Ethereum. In the end if bitcoins going up it’s all going up either wya |
| No risk no bacon |
| Chinese EVs are eating his lunch in the EU and everywhere outside of the US |
| I sold half my port and put it into fixed income cause I got scared and now I’m depressed |
| The breadth and depth of AI frontier is wide and layered; there isn’t even enough contenders to fill it, let alone being ‘threats’ to each other. \n\nShort term market is a voting machine. I’d bet on the fact that the landscape in 5 years will look nothing like today and, at the same time, include the same players of today: they will sit at different parts of the ecosystem. |
| Started in 1995. Not every year is +30%, but I rarely have a losing year. |
| It's a reference to this [classic](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H8peOJnJ86I) |
| Report back on your discoveries |
| Look at that subtle off-red coloring, the tasteful losses of it |
| we all die someday |
| Mexc is great |
| They keep adding subscribers, what are they doing wrong here? \n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/imztc2p6ll5g1.png?width=714&format=png&auto=webp&s=66c13c11076d8e5f99a6ca08d5f9176e31773dc1 |
| man I wish I´d bought more centrus energy in the Dip its going crazy with the nyse stuff pump |
| I wouldn't fare evade the subway from here on out if I were you , I bet they will probably save every clip of someone fare evading using AI and when AI facial recognition is good enough , they will feed all these clips to it and find every single one of you. |
| Give me some now |
| Line go up |
| Snowboarding and Xmas party. Should be a nice lil Saturday |
| Customers see the single payment as a brief reprieve, even though it represents the very cost escalation the studios vowed would never return after the piracy era faded. \n\nInvestors see something different. They see the durability that a swollen catalog grants Netflix and the leverage it gives them over the rest of the market. \n\nThe industry once pushed pills. Now it pushes pixels. Concentrating this much influence in one company has never been a sign of a healthy system. |
| Good job, 20% is great |
| Still not convinced they’ll make it through regulatory hurdles |
| ChatGPT on Carvana:\n\nThe S&P 500 does not vet for accounting ethics or long-term business sustainability. Companies added can — and sometimes have — serious internal or structural problems.\n\n4.5/10 scam |
| This could be a great covered call play. Looks like you could make ~$5k per week selling -.20 delta options for 160 contracts. This at least could offset potential losses or make a pretty decent passive income.\n\nIf it pops and your shares get assigned you probably walk away with $75-100k that week. Then find something else to buy |
| What is short story about why everyone is saying CVNA is a scam? I personally know happy customers, so genuinely curious |
| A whole year? |
| Have to service $70MM Iin debt\n\n \nExpects prices to go down |
| What about the third option in investing in things that have no downside in exchange for limited upside? |
| Received $148 from avast settlement |
| Hopital |
| Spotify competitors\n\nApple Music\n\nYoutube\n\nAmazon Music\n\nPandora \n\nQobuz\n\nTidal\n\n \nYeah they’re a regular monopoly |
| Hmmm. Lot to process here. |
| I only know bc I bought puts on the stock that got him, $CAPR. But I bought mine AFTER it mooned, he was betting that it would go from $8 to $2, and it went over $30 |
| Keep going down. 😏 |
| If I trade annually for a 15% gain (ez) I'll have 80M at 65 or 29M in todays dollars at 3% inflation |
| Why work when you can just stay at your moms house for free |
| He's afraid she'll fuck his ass harder. |
| Does every dunkin donuts only hire retards? |
| Yeah it's a thing. IBIT gets destroyed when the market is open. \n\n\nFew more weeks when nobody is looking it will rip hard. My theory. Been upping my position and lowering cost while regards here say its going to zero. It's not. |
| Valid question |
| Hi Ted! |
| What if I have something stuck up my ass? |
| We used to never get the flu, but then Covid happened. It seems like the flu came back stronger. \n\nPlus having kids in the house |
| The idea that they are a threat is outdated. This TAM isn’t even close to the beginning of saturation. This isn’t going to be zero-sum. Google has been developing this for a decade.\n\nWhat made even less sense was the market selling off TSM during the Google rally. |
| Nobody calls him that |
| I've never seen a movie studio ever making money. |
| How does your core thesis have anything to do with the regarded bet you made? |
| Gym, coffee shops, clean a little of your place. |
| They don't hold the loans... they sell them. |
| The naked man fears no pickpockets |
| JAL has the biggest leg space I have ever seen. So comfortable compared to AAL. |
| It doesn't matter what anyone thinks. It won't be approved |
| Air whacking! |
| Chances are, I’ll get weird drunk, my t-rex arms will come out and I call a coworker a fucking muppet. |
| Get wasted and dance. What could go wrong. |
| They profit from SELLING the shit loans. |
| Freedom |
| > NFLX and WBD are firing on all cylinders.\n\nare you actually this dumb? wbd has been losing money for ages. in what universe are they firing on all cylinders? |
| The raped |
| I like to talk about spraying the bowl. |
| Definitely imbalanced AF here. Should probably stop making shroom tea a few times a day. It is rather fun, however. |
| Behind your back. |
| What if I told you that you won’t be able to get them together for a lower price |
| But nobody made you ghey asf. That's on you. |
| This Thanksgiving and Christmas, I am thankful Donald Trump is the President of the United States. May God grant him good health and the wisdom to lead America and the rest of the world into a better future. Amen. 🙏 |
| Exactly, lol |
| EU lives rent free on Enrons mind lmao... time to load more TSLA puts |
| mel gibson |
| But seriously, if you worked at the bar wouldn’t you overcharge drunk people who can’t remember how many drinks they ordered? |
| Bro why you so negative? Such a bummer! |
| Gold's true utility comes in the forms of its inherent ductility, malleability, reflectivity, and its use as a radiation shield, etc. |
| The Joker will be the Patriarchy. |
| Getting a robot to be fully autonomous is something we are no where close to. But specialized robots for each aspect of unpacking/sorting/reloading trucks won’t require nearly as much time to get to. |
| I lacked the information to know that it would shoot up 15.000% in a month? |
| The Gambinos must be pissed. Numbers rackets have been a crime forever, but I guess when you make a cuddly app and let it be run by a 25 year old white boy from Santa Clara, everything is fine? |
| AGI will transcend to a singularity, expand into the universe where energy is plentiful and leave us apes behind to scratch in the dirt and hit each other with sticks.\n\nIt's a little like when your wife discovered ozempic and moved to her boyfriend's beach house. |
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| Get drunk drunk and let me know how crazy you are |
| !banbet MRNA 40 30d |
| I am sorry for your (future) losses. It hasnt happened yet but given your fixation on "being right to prove everyone else wrong" rather than listening to genuine people on the true nature of this company, I hope u have millions more elsewhere. Peace. |
| TL;DR: Elon needs cash to funnel to Tesla and boost sales/stock price, so he can pocket his trillion. |
| I actually have never taken adderall. I wonder if my life will improve if I take it. I don't have the motivation to start projects and when I find a project I am interested in doing I will go work for like 5 hours straight for a week before quitting. |
| Cvna never going back down. Never. Why doesn’t Elon just buy it and turn it into a space ship? |
| Elon should swoop in and buy WB instead of Netflix and create a Tesla streaming service. He’s easily the funniest most handsome billionaire and he could create all his own stand up specials and comedy shows. We love you Elon! |
| imagine working. |
| As opposed to the USAs equally debt driven economy? |
| Why didn't you?? |
| Anyone got a gaslight?\n\n🚬😳 |
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| Reframe your mindset and see it as an opportunity to work on / invest in your health, your trading skills, or anything else. 💡 |
| A self improving algorithm would become basically infinitely powerful within a year, since it could do hundreds of years of human research in that time, that’s the singularity and it’s about two years off \n\nWhat do we do then? We ask it what to do |
| 4. This is my first time financing and getting a new car. Only ever paid cash for all my past ones. \n\nHate debt. |
| No they don’t. I work in the business. |
| Going to my office Christmas party tonight as a remote worker. I’ve been here 2years and I know about 5 people. Speaking with Carol from Accounts Payable is preferable to potty training my 2 year old. Time to be fancy and eat handfuls of caviar |
| I mean, Ben 10 can't get any worse, can it? |
| It's a bad deal long term.\n\nThey're going to want to drive sales. And the easy way to do that is to bundle Netflix and HBO. Already a subscriber to one? Get the other one half off! And then they'll straight up bundle both for people who aren't subscribed to either.\n\nSo eventually, in the minds of potential customers, they become just one streaming service. Maybe they'll fuse the apps, save a bit on the IT/tech spending. If Netflix produces shows with HBO's IP, does it make sense to keep those shows from the HBO subscribers?\n\nEventually, they're going to have to complete on price with the other services. So now they're selling what used to be two subscriptions for the price of one. And that's not good for profits.\n\nMaybe they'll be the most expensive service, but they won't be twice the price of the others. |
| My man. I'm also in RKLB |
| what doesn't get talked about enough is how effeminate 🥭 is |
| Wish i full ported SMX 30 days ago 😔 |
| was it not? |
| Oh I member |
| It shouldn't even be legal to due to the fact Netflix has less than 0 money. |
| Apples to Oranges Comparison. The AOL deal was a failure from the start. NFLX and WBD are firing on all cylinders. The AOL deal was network infrastructure, NFLX deal is entertainment.\n\n1.The merger closed in January 2001—right as the dot-com bubble was collapsing. It was a all stock deal.\n\n2. AOL was built on Dial up, an obsolete service. Broadband was the new hot tech.\n\n3. AOL relied heavily on digital advertising and subscription income. they were losing millions of dial up subscribers to broadband. \n\n4. AOL had accounting issues, inflated numbers.\n\nTime Warner after the merger:\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/7choczzohl5g1.png?width=474&format=png&auto=webp&s=83c14e9df09a4aca0fd0e2a99cb788dce7650bab |
| the people that work at wendy's dumpster ... |
| Why doesn't Emmanuel Macron divorce his "wife"? |
| Go woke go broke |
| Any crypto platform, like hyper liquid, that offers perps |
| They spent billions buying WBD at a premium of $28 per share, they aren't making that money back from subscriptions alone. Hell, it'll take time to recuperate considering NFLX's retarded management is going to field shit like Black Superman and genderfluid non-binary Batman which will alienate everyone from the franchise. Not that WBD was doing any better after multiple failures from making DEI slops from games to shows that had 0 storyline and shit premises, but NFLX is going to screw lots of IPs like they're already doing with shows like Witcher. |
| Advanced Speculator |
| Started working at SpaceX 8 years ago when the stock price was around $12.50 ($125 at the time but they did a 10:1 split a few years ago). At this valuation it will now be $424. To the moon! 🚀🌕 |
| Doesn't change the fact the stock is like 10x overpriced lol |
| Netflix does not have a history of making big hits. I’ll give them 2.5 - Narcos, Stranger Things, Mindhunter. Some minor hits they ran into the ground— Squid game, Witcher and some rando minor hits - Tiger King\n\nBuying WB does give them an IP pipeline which they currently lack.\n\nA $2/mo bump might cover debt service, but won’t cover increased OH & Production costs\n\nI for one am eagerly awaiting the sopranos reboot where Tony is played by a blue haired Asian hermaphrodite |
| 'Godfather of AI' Geoffrey Hinton says Google is 'beginning to overtake' OpenAI: 'My guess is Google will win'\n\nhttps://www.businessinsider.com/ai-godfather-geoffrey-hinton-google-overtaking-openai-2025-12 |
| This and rklb make up about 75% of mine. Both have big swings but I believe in the future for both of them |
| My condolences. Life must be hell. |
| Shit you could even mstr bait about it |
| Idc what Bitcoin does on Saturday, let me see what this bitch does when the market opens on Sunday. Seems like the rug gets pulled everytime 🤣 |
| Last month, nexflix offered me a price hike from 6 to 11 dollars. HBO costs 6. Jointly, they will offer a higher price in a year when it’s looking like earnings are down. \n\nThis market capture style is horrendous. |
| *Makes a compelling case to buy WBD*\n\n*Buys NFLX instead* |
| They gonna run every IP to the ground brother. |
| No 24/7 degen options on any platform?\n\nHow are people shorting? |
| I'm diagnosing you with retrospective atypical whining disorder, or RETAWD. |
| The thing is you think you're the ultimate arbiter of what quality is. You're not. \n\n \nhundreds of millions of people all over the world have voted with their wallets, and the vast majority have decided that NFLX has better overall quality for them. \n\n \nI'm sorry that hurts your feelings. I prefer HBO myself but I'm willing to admit the median consumer prefers K-pop Demon Hunters over Succession |
| MRVL drop at EOD killed my calls for this week. |
| They all should offer the ETFs that track 🌽, like IBIT. |
| My dad gave me alcoholism, I also invest like an alcoholic. So essentially everything is my fathers fault |
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| It's the opposite. Those people were often too stupid to make anything of themselves back home. You can still catch a bus/plane/train with 80iq |
| Get off of the Adderall. It's not helping |
| I rather NFLX get WBD than let's those disgusting Ellison's control more |
| Robinhood short selling will be my demise |
| Xanax |
| Yeah I saw people posting. I don't yet, but I wonder if it's because my account value isn't high enough. Or maybe I need to update the app haha let me check the 2nd one. |
| It's your post, don't you recognize it? |
| https://preview.redd.it/pbcg9j7fgl5g1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0af7f7924f8cd482cb8c8a7419ddd4169cdf4e2b\n\n0DTE in a nutshell |
| Sucks that I gotta wake up to a long meaningless boring ass day |
| What broker has 🌽options 🤔 |
| That's why you made this post, fn |
| Bro it went up 400 dollars lol |
| WB was a pretty big studio. Disney already has Fox, Marvel and Lucas. Saudis are buying into video games. Billionaires are consolidating news outlets and social media.\n\n\nThis isn't just a streamer thing. What people consume for media is being consolidated at an ever increasing rate. I doubt many people consider it a good thing from a competition, moral or societal stand point. |
| This ^^^^ |
| So what happens if tech companies get AGI before China? We invade China afterwards? |
| I held Avgo and Orcl stocks last earnings for swing trades. This time calls. Avgo 450c 12/19 (already up 20%) and 390c July 2026 … Orcl 12/19 calls that’s already up 80%. I plan to sell some the day before earnings. Atleast I make a little money if earnings tank.\n\nI’m annoyed though. Instead of a few hundred on Orcl, I should have did 5 figures being up 80% already and cashed out half before earnings. |
| Fart at the sensor before you buy the position, can't be sued for insider trading when you're outside at the Central Park |
| No like msci world, ftse all world? |
| If you can get NFLX and HBO content together, for a lower price than having them separate, would that be a issue? |
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| Totally fine man but can we relax on the mass deportations? Those ice pussies aren’t arresting the actual bad guys. |
| The unwashed masses |
| $NBIS is a long term hold. It's 50% of my portfolio currently. Does not belong in the casino that is Wallstreetbets. They are aiming to be an Hyperscaler in the future. \n\nIt will have wild swings of 10% up or down, I believe it will be trading in the 200s by EOY 2026. There is a lot of FUD currently in the AI sector so it's in a good price point to enter but you should expect a lot of volatility. |
| He called ELF, AMD, PLTR, SOFI, and META all at their lows when sentiment was terrible/no where near where it is right now. Stock pickers won’t always get it right but if you avoided his picks then you’ve only missed out these past couple years. And he’s made substantially more than 2 million regardless of what he lost in a market where everyone lost money.\n\nI don’t care if you like him or not but don’t go off spewing bullshit pretending like you know what you’re talking about. Jeremy has made great calls this bull market. He has a very strong understanding of the markets/fundamentals and economics and gives some valuable insight into the bull/bear cases for the future. |
| The fix is in. |
| Have you just got into UAPs recently?\n\nIt's always just around the corner, never gets there.\n\nAnd based on trailer of Age of Disclosure, it's mostly words, and words against words don't have much power.\n\nI wouldn't invest based on that. If disclosure (as in there were aliens on earth but we have no constant contact with them now and at most we have a few bodies/spacecraft) happens, I actually think people will just brush it off because they've been prepared by the media for this and this doesn't have any immediate consequences since there's no technology transfer or collaboration or threat. Markets would be moved if we were in direct contact with friendly aliens that would be ready to do technology transfer. But AFAIK this is not a likely thing. |
| Spotify and Steam are amazing for consumers for example and have little competition.\n\nThis is how streaming should be done instead of each provider being also the producer of the content.\n\nSeparate the two and have the platform competition be about quality of network, functionality, customer service, etc and not the exclusive content. |
| Sure, better to lose $75k. |
| I think divergent people attract each other because that's how I ended up with parents that gave me autism , ocd , adhd , general anxiety , social anxiety , dyslexia. I think my father gave me adhd because he had a gambling problem , ocd+autism was from my mother , I don't know who gave me dyslexia , and anxiety is caused by those disorders.\n\nEdit: 20% of the population is divergent and the chance of 2 divergent people meeting each other is 4% (.20\*.20). Compare that to neurotypicals which is 80% of the population and the chance of them meeting each other is 64% (.80\*.80).\n\nThe percent of 2 divergent people meeting each other is even lower if you add in that men makes up like 60%-70% of that divergent population number due to their higher rate of autism and adhd. |
| But there’s now less streaming service competition today than 2 days ago |
| ONDS |
| That's out of my league, sir |
| Burry substack is erotica for bers |
| No such thing as happiness |
| Comfort Systems USA, Inc. -> `1018.501` (17.021 / 1.7%) |
| That reminds me, time to spray the bowl |
| !p FIX |
| What’s your TP/SL plan? |
| Because it's full of mercury? |
| If you enjoy taking a shit, does that make you gay? \n\n\nAlso, 🌽 fucking ripping!!! |
| Amazing |
| If markets could go so high, should all Americans impacted by the 2008 crash sue the US government? I mean the crash wasn't needed right? |
| r/oddlyspecific |
| I wish wallstreetbets was around when AOL bought time warner. You chuckleheads would be calling it the best deal ever made |
| No it’s not 😂😂 |
| Chat I’m telling yall Friday night gym so you can bed rot Saturday is the play |
| Friends don’t let friends who know nothing about stock trading, trade stock |
| OK, we we'll force you to leave 😘. |
| Yandex Russia always bullish 🚀 |
| People that use the revenue argument against Oklo have no idea what’s in store. Oklo will power the US DC infrastructure with their Aurora powerhouses. Jacob Dewitte is the real deal. |
| ^(They used to call me Tuna Dick ) |
| RemindMe! 1 year |
| Think of it as a fun rollercoaster |
| As god intended |
| Are those good days with us in the room? |
| Im still not paying for it unless i can watch all the home alones in a row without them trying to charge me as soon as i watched the first one.\n\n \nNetflix absolutely sucks |
| I don’t have the money to open positions like these, but have been thinking of going out and getting long SPX position with VIX being so low right now.\n\nSPX 7000 call expiring Jan 2nd is selling for a shade over 4k right now. |
| Good ….good 🫡 |
| It's in the Nasdaq 100 QQQ |
| I wish I just road the train with it but I was like vending machines are lame. Still won’t touch it out of ptsd. |
| Good for who? |
| Monday ofc |
| You are gambling sir |
| 😳🍺 |
| SLV 60$ wen |
| streaming services have more competition today than they did 10 years ago. |
| Tesla bears are the most regarded, you got no chance like your messiah burry until Elon is at the helm\n\nStock will continue to pump & will wipe you out |
| Imagine imagining, bruhs\n\n#I got shit to do😤 |
| I'm afraid to look at how much I spent at the bar last night. |
| Imagine not selling in the 120's |
| How far in advance of Q3 earnings release did you enter that position? Well done! |
| Lmao insiders are dumping shares and making millions |
| Less competition is rarely good for the consumers |
| Yeah, I took advantage of the high IV yesterday. And sold some CSP on it to farm premium. |
| What if we keep what we got and hold off on new members for a decade? |
| Aiming for a 2x in which time period?\n\nIf within 3-4 years, why would you care about a 4% daily drop? You shouldn't care about any short term noise if you invested in it for the long run.\n\nOn the other hand, if you aim for a 2x within 1 month, good luck with that. It's not how stocks usually move, although there can be exceptions if you can find them by getting lucky. |
| Sound investment thesis\n\n \nCan I interest you in some 0DTEs? |
| Never been so bullish on a stock in a while like I am on MU.\n\nTrade of a lifetime. |
| It has potential but it will have -10% days when it dilutes |
| I don't think the bottom's going to fall out or anything, it's fairly valued around here, but I have a hard time seeing it break and hold say 80 in the near future. |
| SPX options probably as cheap as you can get them right now with VIX hovering around 16.\n\nThis is the time to go long.\n\nSPX 7000 call expiring Jan 2nd is worth 4k right now. |
| #>!🍑💨💨💨💨😭👀!< |
| story of my life . ive done this 7 times |
| I sold puts on it back in the day when it was below $5, and couldn't wait to get rid of it whenever I was assigned shares. |
| Remember, this is the weekend thread; please keep your shitposting to a maximum. |
| I bet if I never played carvana I would probably be green all time. I used to by puts against it before I learned my lesson |
| Not income... VALUE they would be worth more but they didn't make anything yet. |
| Everyone talking about CVNA, but no one is talking about FIX getting added.\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/hx687xxidl5g1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e24233864d9588ebc0f570eae38d0fc3ac1ccd29 |
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| A guy who went from begging for handouts on reddit to a million- then lost it all |
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| I do: inconsistent or delayed pay was a big one\n Supply issues \nThird shift cut (2 years back) \n\nI went to high school school with RJ\nI believe in the guy and product myself. He had this in his head since 9th grade\nI hope they succeed |
| I’m sure at least one person is sitting by it in Central Park every day trying to get an edge. |
| As it turns out. You can polish a turd. |
| What did you play |
| The iceberg |
| we’ve seen all these trillion dollar stocks easily pump 5%+ in a single day, we saw NVDA move from 180-200 over the weekend from 7-10 November \n\nThere’s so much money flowing in and out, the old argument of hard to move a large company isn’t as strong as what it used to be, market has no consistencies and is moving the goal posts\n\nthe mags and many others are increasing revenue more per quarter than what pltr makes in 1Q, yet pltr is up 10% on the week with that ridiculous PE ratio and shit like rigetti |
| The way tariffs destroyed BBW who had good earnings and doubled down on guidance, some of you are crazy thinking LULU not about to get destroyed. Quality declining and traffic slowing. My leggings aren’t holding up at all anymore. Having said that…. Let me buy PUTS Monday morning. |
| Way too much work |
| Why it goes up. Millions of people have an auto buy set up. |
| Think about it logically , people that illegally came here by crossing the border has better survival trait ( partly decided by genes) than people that just stayed in their country even though they hate it. In a sense it means they are smarter so we are literally getting the smartest bunch even though some of them could be criminals , rapists , etc. |
| Im at about 25k loss per year since gambling been legal last 3 years same boat my friend |
| I was about to toss in some money until I read this! Doing God's work |
| Hbo has a better product, they just didnt market it as good as netflix |
| What’s the EOY prediction. My calls expire 4/17 |
| Ive never got the flu shot and only got the flu one time in the past ten years. |
| Rate cut gold moon |
| If SOFI was included I woulda made 10k 😭\n\nNeeded to get it off my chest |
| Its going to 65k |
| Most of these people getting paid to give life advice are more messed up than the ones paying them for the advice lol |
| In a nutshell, yeah. There are 2 types of people mainly buying cars right now. Either dogshit credit, or great credit people with probably enough money to pay cash but do finance just to keep making 4% on their money in the bank. What you don't see a lot of are people who "want" to buy but are still buried in negative equity from buying at inflated prices 2 years ago at a little steeper rate in 22/23. There's just not a lot of middle of the road credit out there in the market right now. It's either sub prime, or super prime. All of my dealerships (150+ and mainly franchise) are pretty slow and have been for ~6 months. Granted, this time of the year is usually slow, but it does tend to pick up at the end of the year. |
| Gotta be profitable lol |
| Scamvana SPY inclusion might be the top no cap |
| This is an easier said than done thing. What did people do in the past when inflation hit bad? I imagine people in Zimbabwe ran to the dollar ... |
| Be rich and marry a model |
| How dare them defend their people instead of Davos borderless billionnaires |
| Whiskey |
| Yeah, if you're terrible more days than not. You're just terrible. |
| Imagine reading my comment and thinking it was a serious comment. Are you new bruh? |
| I already watch more Netflix than basic cable. AND I pay for HBO…. So I’m ok with this |
| If you happened to buy Carvana calls on Friday, that did the trick for me |
| CBRL is at 15 yr low. Earnings are Tuesday. I think it's going to make a big turnaround. |
| probably |
| or buy CVNA and be up 100%\n\nCVNA is clearly the real store of value |
| Their bags couldn’t have been too heavy considering the stock hit an ATH prior to the announcement |
| Good morning gentlemen\n\nLet's take a few hours this morning to regret some life decisions\n\n☕️😔 |
| Sir this is a Macdonald |
| Awesome! What's the next hit? 🤔 |
| Imagine buying corn on January 1st and being -5% YTD when you could have bought QQQ and be +20% |
| Countless millions of dollars lost from all the doomsayers, probably higher. |
| Sitting here looking at my now deeply ITM Carvana calls all weekend waiting for the opening bell Monday to let em rip is like the best and worst blue balls. |
| I’m in the same boat lmao. \n3/4 day trading . |
| Someone give me a good play. Need to make $$. Ok to hold at least 6. Months |
| Institutions want to unload their shitbags on passive investors that are about to be cucked |
| Imagine being having a financial adviser job and you got this portfolio |
| Why? |
| Guns and ammo |
| *in select theatres and also on Netflix* |
| Does market cap and options volume have anything to with stock movement? 😂 |
| Fuck a B it has more holes. |
| I’d be happy if mine could sleep. 2 out of the last 3 nights I’ve been woken up at 3am to crying |
| Someone probably gonna buy AMC , I’m thinking of loading up. Like assets alone have to make there stock like $5 a share , right? |
| Yap\n\nhttps://www.reddit.com/r/CringeTikToks/s/koALTgoLxs |
| INTC red or green monday? |
| I forgot about that! Thanks for the reminder. Then they should have a good idea on how to price their cars. |
| The thought is that more fiscal rather than monetary juking aligns with the re-industrialization push, and helps to boost employment particularly at the bottom end of the wage distribution.\n\n\nGood for GDP, and thus probably good for stocks, particularly in industrials and financials \n\n\nAdmin needs economy humming for mid term elections as well |
| Our mortgage department fucking slayed too. |
| Scream like a little girl and blame the person next to you if anyone looks |
| It’ll trade flat for the next year, no worries lmao |
| Netflix has ads? |
| Meta, Msft, AMZN will deliver another set of beat and raises in January for the prices of their earnings when they were making multiple billions less \n\nMeta and AMZN flat since January \n\nMsft flat since June \n\nBut pltr and TSLA pumps because apparently its’ growth isn’t priced in 🤣 |
| Yeah that's normal. If what you have made so far, minus the pay you missed out on in September, still adds up to enough to carry the loan...you would be ok. I don't throw POI stips out just for fun. If you have a good job and good credit, I usually don't want to throw up a road block for the dealer to not send me a good deal. |
| OPEN THE CASINO I NEED TO LOSE (MAKE) MONEY |
| Netflix in October: We’re probably not interested in WB, Skydance seems like your guy. \n\n2 months later: 🖕🏼Skydance and Hollywood in general, we are buying WB. But we’re probably not going to gut WB and bring our over-the-top “culture” to that entire studio, and definitely won’t water down content or create it via an algorithm. \n\n2026: … |
| The robots were already announced and faked multiple times over |
| What’s with all these middle age woman calling themselves high performance coaches? Like other middle age woman actually pay them to be coached? |
| PSA 10 Charizards. What else? |
| Unfortunately, I paperhanded at $5 a contract. I only had one runner and sold at 7. I had averaged down too much and just wanted to get out 🤣 |
| The world has truly become the random betting scenes from the movie Rat Race |
| Looks like you got a case of the mondays! |
| Someone over there at S&P had heavy CVNA bags and needed a solution 😤 |
| Are you genuinely that retarded or are you dyslexic and posting shit that you don't even understand?\n\nIf an otm option didn't get sold before market closed, it will expire worthless and will be considered a 100% loss regardless of any value left calculated from b/a or last traded price. The position automatically disappears Monday before market open. |
| If bitcoin went permanently down tomorrow, the world would carry on just fine aside from crypto investors getting burned. If companies like Google, Nvidia, Microsoft, Amazon went down permanently tomorrow it would be absolute chaos and mayhem. Not saying you can't make money off a pointless asset going up and down, but it's a good indicator on which machines in the casino are better |
| If CVNA can do it, OKLO can do it? |
| Smells like lost opportunity’s and regret in here. |
| stupid ber 🖕🏼 |
| He’s cooked . \n\nI’ll get the oven going . \n\nLike let’s be real, your strikes are at all time highs basically , we have way more room to support down then up. \n\nHorrible timing . |
| Hmm 🤔 |
| OP is going to lose his money to a meme stock… pathetic |
| Damn |
| open the casino !!!!!! |
| I thought XYZ the zipper company, and yes "everyone has used their products." |
| Donny said they're going to keep the markets at all time highs. Why wouldn't you believe him? |
| So WBD will offer $23.50 a share . You’ll loose -3$ in value on that stock but gain Netflix stock at 3-4$ making your overall profit positive but it’ll take a year or so. \n\nSo hold for a year to get a share price of 27.50$ which is basically a dollar more than now . |
| The one time I buy puts 😤 |
| Non-profit gambler |
| Because everyone is betting on BoJ rate hike+Feds rate cut is going to send US equities vertical into space to compensate for USD crashing. Everyone from bogleheads to bond traders are so certain that I got feeling another culling of overleveraged bols is about to happen |
| I believe in you |
| I think everyone is a bit leery of it. We don't know if it will be approved |
| Lmao hold up, lemme check my chart \n\n\nOkay great. Yeah m8 you def loaded puts at the bottom\n\nHang it up\n\n\nEdit;\n\nJk double down Monday. It can always be the next one!! |
| It's so crazy but it's so true. I can't imagine a reality where I dont cash out early on |
| Yeah, the sickness thing is real. It is getting better. They don't get sick like they used to. But we vaccinate like mad because fuck the flu.\n\nSeriously, for the past four years we have been sick every holiday season. |
| Gotta gamble a little bit! 95% in real assets, 5% on chance 😂 |
| Sorry, I was looking at his remaining balance lmao |
| Holy fuck. Wtf. I am an idiot. It just fucking hit me that netflix just bought HBO. Fuck. Imagine them announcing they will be on the same platform. Fuck. All you have left is apple tv. Paramount. Hulu. Amazon TV. Which I would say that netflix and HBO were the most popular. Fuck. They let that shit drop friday to let bros buy in for cheap. Those fuckers already have a 5 year planned out of what they will make out of their platform. Netflix $200 by June. |
| Calls on Sony then . |
| https://preview.redd.it/12vw190v7l5g1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=15c3f2cc83bed8dde6a78ae193b8934e56e054a1 |
| No one can reliably pick the bottom. Maybe the bottom is here. Maybe it is at $20. I have to admit that I am tempted. |
| Likely just betting early market over exposed lol I don’t even understand what recent move could’ve just liquidated everything otherwise |
| yea what you do is lightly lift each foot up and down, switching between feet. it tricks your brain into focusing on the motion of your feet rather than the motion of the plane. can also tilt your shoulders from side to side, so your whole body is in rhythm. |
| Im working in the last one |
| Is he kind of a fanatic yes and etc.\n\nIs the company bad? Absolutely no, overvalued - maybe but far from bad |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/sai656 made a bet that ZETA would go to 30.0 within **1 month** when it was 18.436 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 0 wins and 2 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| So everything is riding on R2 not shitting the bed. Confidence inducing. |
| something like that. though there is probably more support higher up, and if it got all the way down to 30 on its own, and not during a total market crash, it might spell the end of crypto. one can pray. |
| First this now sofi will drop 10% on monday just because i added to my position on friday |
| You could freak the fuck out and white knuckle the entire time as I do. |
| Lowkey my actual aspiration in life is to be an unemployed gambler ✌️ |
| I was using chatgpt but switched to Gemini when 3 came out. I don't wanna doxx myself at all, but it sort of functions like an intern: it saves me a lot of time with various tasks but I can never just trust what it says without verifying everything. |
| Woke up\n\nStill mad CVNA included in S&P 500 |
| So is crypto cooked until it hits 30k and then people get greedy again hoping for the 10x? |
| What crooks .. manufactured numbers .. ground reality is very different |
| I agree |
| What leaps you have for Oracle? |
| It’ll likely still be cheaper than getting HBO with Prime |
| META has rebounded nicely from when it hit $580 or so |
| What else would be an alternative? |
| Unlimited supply of subprime sales. \nSell inflated stock to cover loans. \n \nRepo quickly for more inventory/sales. |
| People hating on this trade but Tesla is at an inflection point. Could go either way but if you’re shorting this isn’t a bad level to try it. With that said, if it breaks resistance, the narrative changes |
| Don't be 🌈🐻 |
| > The 11 U.S.-listed spot bitcoin ETFs have now logged a combined $3.79 billion in outflows in November, the largest on record and exceeding the previous peak of $3.56 billion set in February, CoinDesk reported, citing data from SoSoValue.\n> \n> BlackRock’s bitcoin ETF (IBIT) has recorded more than $2 billion in redemptions this month, according to SoSoValue. In contrast, the newly launched Solana (SOL-USD) and XRP (XRP-USD) ETFs have attracted $300.46 million and $410 million in net inflows, respectively. Ether ETFs have also faced record outflows, totaling $1.79 billion.\n\n🤣 |
| What would that mean for stocks? Less push for gold, bitcoin, risky stocks etc and more push for stocks directly benefitting from government contracts and tax cuts?\n\nWouldn't more bond issuance (to pay for it) increase interest rates though? |
| Short it then and lose all your money\n\nDidnt know wallstreet bets was for buying bonds and hiding from the market |
| There hasn't been a crash due to turbulence in multiple decades. Modern planes can withstand anything. |
| People pay for experiences. This guy paid a lot so on April 15th he didn’t have to have that shitty feeling of paying the government money. |
| Your NAV would increase though right? |
| You know he’s looking for whoever paying the most right now, by 2029 who knows what UAA will be worth |
| $70 after tax + tip |
| If you had calls on me ripping acidic farts all last night, they’re heavily in the money |
| And Covered Calls can create some income. |
| I have a very modest number of shares. I like Novo |
| They’re the same people that keep saying a housing crash is just around a corner, it’s cope\n\nLiterally a reddit atheist version of evangelical apocalyptic numerology |
| I never knew he was with under armour. Money well spent /s |
| Anybody got any advice for not being a complete pussy when ur plane gets a bit of turbulence |
| It’s equivalent to Amazon buying Whole Foods. Just like Whole Foods is a cash cow, Warner brothers is. All about increasing revenue! |
| Gg |
| Not responding to you specifically but to people that think this way, doesn’t risking your portfolio, to the point that any trade could be the one that blows your account, push you closer to the 30 years timeline than the now timeline. |
| Ahem. Hm. Ahem.\n\n#OPEN THE DAMN CASINO\n\nThank you for your attention to this matter |
| Ps5 |
| Any index etf that is at an all time high proves you can hold and make money. Trade the dips, and when you're wrong, don't sell, just hold and wait. You'll eventually go green again. Granted, you won't make money like in the SMX run this week, but you won't lose either. \nStudy a 50 year SPY or QQQ chart, it's dips, and trade UPRO or TQQQ. See how that works. But don't quit. Follow your rules. Remember, in every 1000% small cap runner, there's lots of losers and bag holders. So stay out. |
| Or what do you mean |
| You could just cash app me instead. Or I have PayPal. |
| Drink water, lift weights, eat some healthy food |
| Appreciate the things you have, stay humble, find love and quit worrying about shit. |
| Hit on a 0dte every day. |
| Just always something |
| Ok that explains a lot, thank you. |
| I like to bet on the shape of the clouds. |
| What’s your best advice to become happy? |
| Interesting. Potential |
| https://preview.redd.it/debwlnb34l5g1.png?width=863&format=png&auto=webp&s=9875211b4aadd9f6ba5b3bcb33524d4f7108b956\n\nNah you're good! That's why they put the little eye thingy there. |
| U mean their job, housing and retirement prospects? |
| Why isn’t Buttcorn sub 84k yet |
| What the hell did you invest in to lose money? I’m up significantly |
| He went from 1k to 1 million down to $0 in a short amount of time |
| Usually a good sign to buy the laggard.\n\n\nSome people believe the rest of the admin's term will focus on fiscal, rather than monetary, easing however. We may not get the debasement liquidity that pundits have used to explain previous corn surges. |
| It’s not too late to get in |
| Soo. A lot of the Mag7 are on a drawback. Will we see them pump next week? |
| Netflix strong but at these prices. Your calls can make you a lot of $$ once the merger stuff gets sorted. A year is plenty of time. |
| BASF, DOW and LYB are all sucking wind right now. The sector is down as a whole. My opinion is that won’t last, but I don’t know anything in my opinion has no value. |
| Excuse you, since 2016. |
| 100 Shares |
| Sickness?\n\n\nConstant for us lately |
| I only know because I see the totals pop up in the screen when other people order. I'm only there for the $6 Baconator, and even that has become so shit compared to what it used to be. |
| Does this mean that DCU is already over? |
| Totally ignoring their operational rockets called falcon 9 and falcon heavy, falcon 9 launched over 140 times this year alone |
| To anyone with kids right now like me rip. |
| I might not be able to beat the S&P500 this year. But at least I ain't in the red ytd like those 🌽bros 🤣 |
| Good job bro |
| 🌈 |
| They should be awarded the Coinbase Peace Prize |
| They are part of the oil and gas mafia. If they really start to get in trouble, they will get help from the current administration. I guarantee you that. |
| You need to look at the negatives as well. As someone that has been long since it was hovering between 10 and 13, I sold half my holding after the slight run up to reduce my risk.\n\nThe man issues I see:\n\n1. Cash burn- they are still burning cash and losing money on every sale. How long can they continue to operate that way?\n\n2. they suffer the same issue as Tesla when it comes to repairs. Long service times and limited service locations. Limited charging network as well to which the can capitalize on charging prices.\n\n3. Their cars are expensive. As someone that was looking into an EV, 75k+ is too much considering there are cheaper options. - yes they plan to release the R2 but will it be profitable and would it actually cost 45k once released given the latest tariff environment ? Would they release it on time?\n\n4. VW were/are also backers of Polstar giving their huge investment. Polstar looks like they will go bankrupt. So VW investment doesn’t hold enough weight imo.\n\n5. EV under the current administration. With EV credits gone, it will impact customer behavior and it will impact Rivian’s profitability. That’s a portion of their margin they will lose and possibly be reflected in their next earnings call. Also it’s still unknown if the administration would further reduce any other EV benefits as they push oil and gas products.\n\n6. Customer spending. With no more federal EV credits and an uncertain economy, next year would customers be rushing to make a 45k purchase or hold on to their cash? With all the layoff happening as part of “AI”, how would that impact customer sentiment next year when the R2 is released. And if early sales are poor, would it have a negative run on the stock?\n\nWith that said. I like their product as it looks high quality and want them to do well, but I am concerned about their profitability and if a 45k car would move the needle as there are still cheaper alternatives. |
| Must be the small combos at that price. |
| We need a whistle blower at CVNA to expose this fraud |
| i wish there was the same feedback loop and self-selection in elections voting as well. |
| The end of stranger things will include Batman |
| Lmfao. Over inflated company and stock to one day go puff solely to line the pockets of one person. Oligarchy confirmation. |
| You're right 🙁 |
| If you can go back a year and buy WBD at 7 |
| How do you manage that. Last years everything has gone up?\n\nOptions? |
| Not safe at 18% interest for 7 years on a 2005 Camry. Disgusting. |
| Wasn’t it Buffett who said buy companies where if the CEO is coked out of his mind during a televised interview with Andrew Sorkin the brand doesn’t suffer? |
| You fucked up |
| *rolls up sleeves* |
| Calls through the FTC approval date? |
| Why PUT yourself in the poor house, the whore house is CALLing.... \n\nBasically stop being gehber.... |
| Wtf a 3 minute gamble? Crazy |
| You’re not a millionaire because you’re a lil btch that needs internet validation or whatever. Also it is a scam. |
| 2008 all over again. Smaller scale. Won't be as crazy. Still will be crazy. I work in insurance and see people paying 700 a month for a 2005 Camry. It's insane. |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/Glum-Wealth-6171 made a bet that MSFT would go to 490.0 within **2 days** when it was 479.66 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 2 wins and 12 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| wtf holy shit |
| Promoted to customer |
| Exactly. Only a matter of time |
| META and AVGO for the win bitches! |
| who do you think buys the etfs? |
| They will eventually. Can't time the top on anything though so I'm just staying away. |
| You ain't the only one... i eyed that up many times |
| Is there any way too make money from the nerflix deal? What's your thought |
| Some days you are good at trading, most days you aren't. Go buy the S&P. |
| I’ll wait. I can wait. All day. Actually. No go ahead! I got all day |
| only mon tue wed. that's all you get |
| Only at a roadhouse I guess. |
| Do you think this could happen to Netflix too, or is it not going to work because, it’s to expensive and many people already have Netflix and hbo for example |
| 🤓: End of discussion\n\n👩🦰: Fine, end of relationship\n\n🫵😮😮😮😮 Oooooooohhhhhh shit!! |
| Because I took a position. Half shares, half calls with expiry 1 year out. For the long-term, because valuation metrics are strong. For the short term, as in the next 4 weeks, because the FDA is fast tracking the decision (expected to be approved) for the 7.2mg oral semaglutide pill. |
| average crypto bro:\n\n"here's why I actually deserve to be inducted into the MENSA society and awarded a Noble Peace Prize for holdin' dis bag!¡!¡ |
| He’s making em at night! |
| Are we saying money is fake or they are faking they have money online? |
| Hahahaha. |
| 😂😂😂😂😂 |
| Need the buckeyes to win today so I can cash out this bet and pay for more OF subscriptions |
| Time to sell any stocks in theatres… |
| "My job is to lose 15K a year clicking on buttons" |
| Of course you’re done, you’re out of money |
| Fucked till open? |
| In Lebanon |
| r/askrunningshoegeeks |
| No you're not.\n\nSee you again in a few months. |
| **Ban Bet Created:** **/u/Pe_ter1992** bet **NVDA** goes from **182.36** to **195.0** before **13-Dec-2025 07:52 AM EST**\n\nTheir record is 0 wins and 0 losses.\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| !banbet NVDA 195 1w |
| 5 am, just woke up and first thing I thought was wow, some people made fake internet money their entire personality |
| Probably fucked till opex |
| If spy rugged from here oh boy that'd be awfully berrish double top |
| Thought the bubble was gonna pop then remembered burry is shorting\n\nWe’re good |
| Zaslav out here saving democracy is not getting the credit it deserves. |
| The opposite. You pound the interest |
| But when will someone buy Warner Brothers games studios so we can have the Nemesis system released |
| There more descent of Lebanese in South America than in Lebanon |
| You’ll find out in 2027 when this deal finally closes after a bunch of political bs |
| Natalie Brunell has the uh…best videos 🤤 |
| Obviously |
| You can here too; albeit much more difficult to find. You really have to go out of your way to not get windows on a new laptop in my experience. It used to be easier before google quietly killed chrome OS.\nMacbooks are still an option, albeit extremely overpriced. The average user won't know what to do with a Linux based OS, so they're aren't many alternatives for a average joe |
| Who dat is? |
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| I think CVNA is the fakest company in the S&P and I also would not short it |
| Lost 10k shorting tesla. Fool me once and ill stay the fuck away forever because there are too many other stocks that behave a bit more predictable |
| I think the price of a Rivan with the threat of a recession is a bad mix for the next several years. |
| Pluribus is shaping up to be S tier.\n\nS tier: Severance \n\nA tier: Foundation, Silo, Slow Horses, For All Mankind, The Studio\n\nB tier: Dark Matter, Shrinking, Monarch |
| Whats compounding interest? Does the interest come pound you? |
| From Under Armour to Underwater |
| Flair checks out |
| You can buy a laptop without windows and it's cheaper.\nAt least in my country |
| I started as a noob guy but I’ve matured to appreciate a nice butt |
| Steph Curry re upped with Under Armour in 2023 for “75 Million” in Shares when UAA was 10 bucks, now worth 33 Mil… not vested until 2029…. |
| USD is going to be the last fiat to fail. Sure, invest in international ETFs. But if it really does go tits up whatever country you're invested in is going to blow up way worse than the USA. |
| I also did that as well |
| In your anus |
| The 'Flix-Warner deal is no done deal, from a government approval standpoint. Larry Ellison had been whispering into Mungo's ear how Paramount would use CNN as a new propaganda arm for Trump (see article), and now that won't happen, cuz his bratty son got cucked by David Zaslav. \n\nPresident Parasite could very well tell his culties, now serving in the FTC or DOJ, to block it.\n\nOn the other hand, regulators in Europe could be more willing to approve than they otherwise would, given that CNN would remain independent, even though in normal times that probably wouldn't even be taken into consideration.\n\nhttps://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/nov/20/warner-bros-discovery-takeover-paramount-skydance-larry-ellison |
| Depends where you go |
| Where can I find a Lebanese woman? |
| DCA into HYSA. Get that compounding interest. r/smolppinvesting |
| Is he getting flexible? I expected the opposite, “name your boring sport something else, America first” |
| Fuck I knew I should have bought newegg when it was $3 back in april |
| All passing that same 5 dollars around. |
| The ability to flip cars. There’s always some kid that thinks a 3 series is an awesome car, but don’t factor in maintenance. Even better it’s pretty much delivered to you for dirt “cheap” |
| 195 easy |
| Just for you. It will be just the mods and MM trading between each other |
| About to chug 3 feel free and call it a night |
| Plan on picking some up at crackco in bulk. |
| In this market ?? |
| pokemon cards, banksy originals, egirl bathwater and finally counter-strike skins. obviously. |
| Can someone please turn the volume up this week?! |
| Good moaning 🥱 |
| I throw a hundred at calls on TSLS every so often. In stock trading circles I’m known as a highly regarded degenerate gambler. |
| So is bitcoin. |
| No, but they look cool |
| I say 80/20 no change. |
| It might be a dead asset but it ain’t dead at around 90k 😂 |
| The entire feel of GoT was 10-15 storylines interacting. By the end everyone had joined forces or died. That’s why it felt rushed. If it had been left more open, people would complain too. I don’t think ending it well was possible. George R Martin can’t even do it. |
| Indians arent crossing the borders |
| Amycretin. |
| I’m not sure how any investor can listen to Karp talk for more than 5 minutes without feeling extreme anxiety about their investment |
| How does the CVNA ponzi continue to be so strong? |
| Every time you buy a windows computer, you are paying for windows. Most people won't build their own computer. Probably the majority exclusively use laptops now |
| Dark complexion for black panther? Spot on. Little mermaid? Naw 😂 |
| But they just HAD to raise prices because money was tight 😂 |
| Safe to say Trump is the biggest racist |
| Buffett always wins in the end |
| It doesnt matter that they acquired them. They still duck and you can watch anything for free. There are a lot of platforms competing against them. 70 by June |
| Corn is peak masculinity. I think AI is for ghey |
| Obviously you’re not good at trading. Your post should not start with “some days I’m good at trading”. Not that guy. It’s okay neither am I. |
| The real question is how will this affect the price of my Verizon Netflix/HBO plan bundle? They could just charge me for Netflix and drop the HBO fee but I’m sure they’ll combine the fees and just charge them as Netflix |
| Nvidia finally rocking negst week bros? |
| Nah doing that before bed is better, you sleep really well afterwards |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/FewPath1071 made a bet that SPY would go to 680.0 within **1 day** when it was 685.88 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 0 wins and 1 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| next year |
| Thank you, this is an epidemic of idiocy lately. Not sure if it’s a bunch of foreigners who are showing they barely know English or a bunch of illiterate Americans who finally figured out how to get online and post somehow (so of course they’d come here), but the amount of people who can’t spell lose / loser is staggering. |
| Betting my kids’ college fund on PLAB |
| I just woke up and the first thing I had to do was masturbate so I can start my morning right |
| Why |
| bro u just old af |
| Dow reduced its dividends. Was 0.7 cents until second quarter. It’s possible they stop paying dividends to control balance. Will see next movements. What is your take on Zim? |
| Holy fuck. Wtf. I am an idiot. |
| Dow and Lyb also pays dividends. 0.35c for $23 dollars in Dow case. Pretty good compared to more expensive stocks. Dow is restructuring and closing down worldwide units and investing in more ecological processes. Usually price before was around $40 dollars. Both stocks are half price they usually trade |
| Holy fuck. Wtf. I am an idiot. It just fucking hit me that netflix just bought HBO. Fuck. Imagine them announcing they will be on the same platform. Fuck. All you have left is apple tv. Paramount. Hulu. Amazon TV. Which I would say that netflix and HBO were the most popular. Fuck. They let that shit drop friday to let bros buy in for cheap. Those fuckers already have a 5 year planned out of what they will make out of their platform. Netflix $200 by June. |
| Yes |
| CVNA being added to the index at fucking 440 literally has me thinking about rebalancing my 401 and IRA to 0% spx exposure. |
| Stock pricings don't just consider the current value regard, it considers future value as well. This mechanism is how you get companies with insane p/e ratios.\n\n\nThese may be solid companies, but the market probably doesn't expect much future growth from them |
| What has the world become wtf is this betting on air temperature |
| Yeah, I guess it's worth about 1200 now |
| bro made 20 dollars? |
| Lmao |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/bikkhu42 made a bet that SPY would go to 670.0 within **1 day** when it was 685.901 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 3 wins and 6 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| Holy fuck. Wtf. I am an idiot. It just fucking hit me that netflix just bought HBO. Fuck. Imagine them announcing they will be on the same platform. Fuck. All you have left is apple tv. Paramount. Hulu. Amazon TV. Which I would say that netflix and HBO were the most popular. Fuck. They let that shit drop friday to let bros buy in for cheap. Those fuckers already have a 5 year planned out of what they will make out of their platform. Netflix $200 by June. |
| I don't have the conviction about RIVN that you do yet. The financials are still scary. However, I am truly rooting for RIVN to succeed. They made a crapload of mistakes, but listening to RJ and his team, you can't help but wanting them to learn from their mistakes and execute flawlessly moving forward on their vision. Good luck! |
| I have $10k+ in Jan 2 320Cs and 330Cs bought during that dip |
| Lmao bro made a bet that nvidia would do a +10% in a day |
| People keep underestimating the stupidity of that crowd. It is astonishing and at times looks truly infinite. It is a marvel really. |
| /r/CentralParkBets |
| Pretty interesting take, but does AI use chemicals?\n\nIn all seriousness I think the actual bear take on this is that the world cares way more about what happens with these chemicals & plastics before, during, and after production now. And this environmentalist "don't poison the earth or future generations" crowd HATE profits. These companies are (or have already been) being made to spend a bunch of money on making safer processes, handling their waste in more responsible (read: more expensive) ways, and people are avoiding their products in general due to poor sentiment these days around all things plastic and all things chemical.\n\nYou got me interested though. Those charts are wack lol. |
| They can be but you have to get in early enough. I almost bought a PSA 10 pikachu with a felt hat for 400 a while back now it's like 1000$ |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/Alti23 made a bet that NVDA would go to 190.0 within **1 day** when it was 183.99 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 1 wins and 4 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| It would be considered a "second Christmas" event. |
| Makes sense given the fairy tales they're based on are European 👍 |
| Worst part is there'll be no more cinema now either....\n\nNetflix movies never go to cinema. Now thats all well get. And we'll be the ones to wear the cost of the lack in box office sails with subscription sale increases. |
| Everyone is a little racist |
| Santa, baby, just slip a 10 bagger under the tree for me \nBeen an awful good girl \nSanta, baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight |
| Smells like French toast in here |
| well played sir |
| Obama was racist\n\nEdit: fuck all racist |
| Doesn’t make it okay does it? |
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| Orange swan |
| There's actually a lot of upside, you can pay a hobo to fuck with the temperature sensor at NYC Park, we are not anywhere near the 0.01% tax bracket to do the same for the market |
| Got the free t-shirt. |
| It's not ATH. |
| Keep the broke mentality. |
| Yep. They were just too early but didn't survive unlike Berry, that's practically the same as being wrong. |
| Source |
| Wtf lol |
| So wrong lmao |
| 12m revenue and $100 stock price. Pls regard 😂 |
| never forget ElonILov3You |
| -99.93% of all time. Damn. That's rough. Hope you haven't been trying to daytrade throughout all that or trade options |