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| we dropping some off in cuba yet? |
| VRT was easy money for the S&P announcement |
| Sofi baggies 😂 as usual. |
| YAWN |
| Amerifats would rather pay $6 per gallon than not start a war every 20 years. |
| All this company does is dilute shareholders and has never been profitable once in its existence. Literal trash |
| Gee. I wonder what happened in 2022 that could affect the gas price. Certainly nothing specific on February 24th. |
| Stagflation here we come. |
| Boy howdy do the charts for the semis look horrendous. |
| Why is /r/popular blasting Chalamet for saying no one cares about opera, I don't get it he's literally just objectively right about this |
| Spy will be 700 on April 1. Trust me it's insider information for it is my birthday |
| You don’t have to care. I’m just pointing out that you criticised the comment saying crude oil was stuck under 80. I said give it a couple days. Couple days later it went above 80 |
| so what can pump NVDA?? thought we were heading to $200… beyond excellent earnings and we fall?? |
| Last year we had liberation day. This year we get a shiny new war. \n\nI’m gettin real fuckin tired of this show. The earlier seasons were better. |
| Fake news/CCP AI/Obama's fault would be the defence. \n\n\nI think South Park did a bit about it when he was fucking JD Vance. |
| You could work for OpenAI wow |
| Yeah no, that won’t work out very well for you |
| Oh no! *shuts off internet* |
| Gonna collapse next week. Once the headlines print over the weekend and retail starts to buy in on Monday with 150 headlines and fear that is exit liquidity for major gape down |
| If the underlying assets are fine, let my paper-handed regarded ass “lose money” and some other financial genius can buy the totally stable asset and make billions. |
| What about basketball cards?\n\nIs JunkRock heavily exposed? |
| Take solace for the fact that at least myself always request my vendors to ship ups and not fedex. |
| I mean.. California |
| SATS also added. MTCH, MOH, LW, and PAYC are out. \n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/unlb6cnt3ing1.png?width=1020&format=png&auto=webp&s=d6fac9961771a4c1222a831e0df872ae9dd023be\n\n |
| Why do you think? |
| Uso is gonna hit 140 before this is done |
| did they announce which penny stocks will be in the S&P yet? |
| told you not to f with it. enjoy. |
| I'm like breakeven for the week. That's gotta be a huge improvement right? |
| pussies |
| Only for the same sentence he talks about it’s Cuba time |
| goyims cant even enjoy the $5 apple dividends every quarter anymore |
| Still waiting for them to add ROPE so I'm already invested in my escape when J. Powell inevitably obliterates my position 😆 |
| Thank you! |
| Thank you! |
| I've read his job post, apparently you get free sucky if you're straight. Gets him going if you aren't into it. |
| Where can you hear it |
| It went down a little today so everyone hates it 🙁 |
| War ain’t ending people because Israel is gonna kept it going for weeks |
| Liberate us!!!!! |
| a year from now, that could seem like a bargin, but who knows |
| Why’s it called a restroom if I can’t take a nap in here smh. |
| I just disputed my doordash order. They forgot the smoked salmon on my bagel. Made back $33.50 in 1 minute. That's $17M ARR (annualized) |
| War ON/War OFF is the new Warsh ON/Warsh OFF coin flip. |
| Better pin this one just in case |
| THIS MARKET IS AIDS |
| I don’t think so. They can keep this rolling for a few more years at least |
| As long as you full ported puts you're good. |
| got in |
| Aint that the truth |
| do tell |
| I thought the junk bond bust happened earlier but I actually remember the credit crunch of the early 90’s (when I was a kid).\n\nI actually think the fallout from the stock market crash in October 1987 didn’t end until 1992. |
| No shit really |
| Not panicking. Just pointing out selloffs are due to sell inflicted wounds rather than normal macroeconomic cycles |
| The only thing they are choosing is to save face. India and China will buy that oil regardless of what the US says. Simply because in the short term there's no other choice. \n\nIn a few days Russia went from having to offer increasing discounts to sell hydrocarbons at least to someone to actually being picky and stopping the sales of LNG to Europe in order to prioritize customers elsewhere. |
| I cannot wait to see the HUGE green candle after 🥭 announces the war is over. It’s going to be a green candle like we have never seen before. It’s going to be the greenest green candle ever produced \n\nThank you for your attention to this matter |
| He’s a damn genius |
| There 2 types of prayers when it comes to shitting. The 1st kind is you're half a mile away from the home toilet and the brown demon is already peeking out and you're praying you get home before you shit your pants. \n\n2nd kind is that brown demon will not pass through your little hole and you're praying to Jesus to give you the strength to pass this foul entity from your body. |
| Every leader is immediately replaced. It's a country, not some company being run out of a garage. The US killed Iran's leader on day one and you are suggesting that the US militarily is a "paper tiger"\n\nGo troll someone else. |
| so puts on defence? |
| I volunteer as tribute |
| Wait, an AI check rebound? I didn't see that coming |
| Need more cow bell! |
| Those brave souls holding over the weekend, good luck |
| Been a cold ass winter |
| Damn these residents do be evil |
| https://preview.redd.it/1vzr2mrd3ing1.png?width=917&format=png&auto=webp&s=1a6da6f2791b14559d24b16a71eb904b14c3e403 |
| They’re eating the STOCKS. They’re EATING the BONDS! |
| Not if I sell out eod everyday |
Thats not true afaik, they're firing thousands of employees to fund more data centers.  Access to this page has been denied px-captcha www.kron4.com |
| HERE COMES THE HOUTHIS WITH A STEEL CHAIR! |
| Oof |
| #just as i predicted 🤌 |
| WAAAACCCKKKKK |
| I need more money to add to my port this next week. I’m gonna suck off so many dudes this weekend |
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| happy bday |
| Robinhood did it first |
| feel like ive commented ym arse off and never gotten the coveted 1% |
| But this time, it's actually true. |
| Yes the whole market revolves around you and your Vix play |
| Since I was down 60% on my position this week and theta was knocking, so I cut my losses 20 minutes before it popped off. |
| Just something strong at some time. Strait is closed, oil companies should be rising, but after the Sunday night pump, it did nothing all week after early Monday selling, same with Chevron. Valero did good though and US gas. |
| daylight savings time is cool when you're an east coaster because it doesn't feel like the day is over when the market closes |
| Amerifat jowls will be jiggling as they shake their heads in anger at the price to fill up their $90k giant truck that gets 14MPG they use to drive to their jobs and pick up groceries. |
| Went full port commons into VRT cus of polymarket\n\nCool beans \n\n |
| Oh I see. Yeah I mean I have three V8s so glad the CAFE rollback will allow more to roll off the assembly line. I kinda liked the EV subsidies, made leasing one dirt cheap (<100/mo) |
| I used to, it was awesome. we had a diaper changing table in the bathroom and I would put my feet on the bottom shelf like a squatty potty and use the table top as a desk and I made a ton of money that way. but then we moved and it wasn't the same in the new house. |
| Expectation of oil price settling down in the future, whether due to return to normalcy or recessionary correction |
| Crypto pig butchering scam. Only in his mind was he making gains in his ‘tier 3’ brokerage account. In reality he was depositing money into a never ending scam with a cute girl (really a dude) taking his money and showing fake gains to him on an fake app. |
| Step 1: Have money at the right time.\n\nStep 2: Turn it into more money by virtue of having it in the first place.\n\nStep 3: Repeat.\n\nFutures, ladies and gentlemen. |
| *RESIDENT* **EVIL** |
| How was ur day 31 |
| Nutlick lulz |
| Gandalf? |
| Market is up +17.5% from pre-liberation day\n\nIt will be up another +17.5% soon after this war as well.\n\nStop panicking. |
| Won somebody please think of the poor little trust fund kids! |
| Hell no |
| Pig butchering scam |
| The private credit bubble is about to pop and we are not ready for those consequences. |
| Certainly not bad enough to risk making Amerifats mad as they fill up their ridiculous oversized penile compensatory trucks that get 14MPG. |
| penny stocks and biotech are safe havens now\n\noh how the turns have tabled |
| Market gonna tank 50% and Berkshire Hathaway still gonna sit on $350B cash |
| “Our data centers will be greeted as liberators.” |
| Shoo jesus |
| did he blame joe today? |
| Because people already piled into 'defensive' stocks driving the price to crazy multiples beforehand. I.e. it was already pumped when you bought (zoom out to last 3 months). |
| That would be a likely option if I bought weekly calls. My options expire 1/17/25 |
| ASTS. Also a long term investor took a lot of cash off table to sell options. Doing it in an IRA. This should be illegal. |
| Back to 681 monday |
| Reminder: If you invested in SPY or most indexes on October 6th, which is 5 months ago, you'd be at 0% right now. But taco likes to brag about 401k's. \n\n\nMaybe Bessent and Nutlick will manipulate it back up on Monday like they've been ever since every time it lands here. |
| This is in Medellín, Columbia |
| What will be written on your headstone? |
| I want to post more FUD but tbh I wouldn’t even be surprised if we rally hard Monday, seen crazier things. \n\nBut I got that bear in me |
| How’s Binghamton been? |
| All before the war too. |
| Buddy spending isn’t going anywhere. What is happening is spending up and jobs down. This is just the start. |
| They will have one condition. That it will be well lubed.\n\n\nThat condition will be refused. |
| I think it's way too early to be expecting nukes or World War III |
| Because it's an inherently higher risk product that's offered only to institutional investors where a redemption limit was already in place so the investors knew they may not be able to fully redeem in certain market conditions. All that's happening is that restriction is in place that the investors agreed to and understood before investing. \n\nNot every investment in the world has infinite liquidity and those are well documented and investors are typically given higher rates of return for taking on that risk. |
| telling me you’re bearish is like telling me your dick shriveled up and turned into a vagina |
| He's made a play that benefits Israel and Russia to the detriment of all Americans and allies.\n\n\nNot sure why but that's how it seems to my smooth brain. |
| NVDA 80 dollars puts can be possible ! Just saying |
| QURE after hours bitches\n\nstop buying US stocks this country is cooked |
| #VIX-19 |
| shorting oil till my friend margin calls |
| $91 |
| Same |
| "Sleepy’s pardons eliminated roughly $680,000 in financial penalties owed to victims or the government. In contrast, 🥭’s second-term pardons have forgiven criminal debts of more than $1.5 billion” \n\nLmao. Only a year in too. Fucking hell man. |
| 2022 |
| What price action were you expecting? |
| My thoughts on it as well. They're worried that it's going to be difficult on big money, because it's not going to be as predictable and we'll be able to scoop a bunch of their money out until they figure out how to fix it with their algorithms. Volitility will go up significantly. |
| Peace is war, and now ber is straight. |
| PUTS ON AI ! |
| Why did you sell a defense contractor during a war? |
| SOME STUPID SHIT WILL HAPPEN AFTER 6 PM HERE WE GOOO |
| hbd big dawg |
| Loaded up on spry shares for Monday morning earnings. |
| he made the CAFE fine like $0. let the market decide what car they want to buy, consumers can figure it out themselves if gas is $$$ |
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| “It’s Santorini time.” |
| Juice won cause of retards voting and other retards not voting. \n\n \nMaybe we should be less retarded next time. |
| There's positivity. There's optimism. There's denialism. There's idiocy and abject retardation.\n\n\nWhich this is is left as an exercise for the reader. |
| Speak for yourself. My 401k isn’t managed by a crypto bro tier financial advisor |
| Maybe, but it would be a massive pain in the ass. There are probably closer places if someone has the means to travel but not to pay out of pocket |
| Oracle already deny the claim and said plan is proceeding. This is already the second time this week bloomberg put out article that just got deny a day later. It's turning into tabloid trash day by day with zero accountability and made up source. |
| You think this admin has a plan? We’ve been waiting 11 years for Trump to repeal and replace Obamacare. |
| You must be new. There are SO many more variables if you want to compare stocks. Earnings is just one of many of those variables. |
| literally doesn't make sense\n\nPrivate credit funds always have gated redemptions and they can implement a complete limit if they want to. Banks literally can't do that. |
| When did oil last go up this rapidly? |
| Yoo |
| You should visit r/scams |
| I broke even again which is a win in clown market casino. But it sucks bc I was making good calls in the morning, only to crash to breakeven. |
| will hit $200 1/4/2027, yes |
| The real bubble is in the private credit system, i keep repeating that, and it seems like shit will finally hit the fan. |
| I mean, the pedo shit is pretty heavy. You know what would happen to our country if you dropped a pic the president fucking a 13 year old. That's like the worst event in US history not to mention how it ruins his legacy (albeit already shit, that's worse)\n\n\nHe's practically a slave. |
| VRT, LITE, and COHR added to the S&P 500\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/wszlagzb2ing1.jpeg?width=900&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ca466125a7655b3a1c1c04115603f5fb6ea57bac |
| the stock market repairman is otw 😮 |
| TFW Berkshire sitting on record cash. |
| That's a good point buuuuut I remember back when Argentina started to fall back in 2000 and all the people couldn't get their money out. Things continued to get worse indefinitely.\n\n\nNot saying it's the same but it's never a good thing when you can't pull out your money. |
| More like OraPUTS! |
| Exactly |
| #I'll die soon anyways so none of this matters LMAO🤌 |
| love ford escort. reliable beater |
| The market will punish your cowardice |
| hope you got to exit your puts today, all green next week |
| Gas prices are literally up 1.50$ from pre-War\n\n\n🥭 did that |
| MOAR |
| Why did Exxon do nothing all week? Wtf |
| Baron has oil calls but I just can’t prove it |
| calls. it’s always calls |
| I mean..... I would at least buy some Put LEAPS right now. |
| Are planned trusts taxed at long term cap gains rates? |
| RIP my sofi calls. |
| Fuck me am I glad we got a hybrid. |
| Who you been wheelin'? |
| I'm supposed to be greedy when everyone is fearful right? Calls? |
| Yikes. Most successful businesses expand to ancillary, related businesses to their core when they master the core. \n\nYou are most definitely retarded. |
| days like this is when it pays to be poor your whole life, you really don't care. don't have anything, don't have anything to lose. |
| The fact so many people are watching the ah market thinking anything that happens in it will have even the slightest correlation to where the market opens Monday is hilarious and makes me giggle. |
| Trump directly responsible for 2 biggest selloffs in a year. Liberation Day and now this war. |
| Squeeze deez nuts you fuckin nerd.\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| I may be regarded, but APLD just had a 10% down day. 34% short interest and 10% short restriction is in place for Monday. It could be just me being a regard but I see the potential short squeeze play / big green dildo to match my big balls full porting end of day. |
| VRT has joined the S&P 500 |
| Thats how those funds are supposed to work |
| Yea but you got trains or buses.\n\n |
| Looks like it. |
| https://preview.redd.it/kfll3ucy1ing1.jpeg?width=250&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4007bdf586d58a687aa0938c8c040097441a9b53 |
| Data centre plans went down the tubes. \n\n"Oracle, OpenAl Scrap Texas Al Data Center Expansion Plans; Meta Eyes Site: Report\nAccording to a report from Bloomberg, Oracle and OpenAI's fallout has created room for Meta to consider leasing the site." |
| Iran is weak as sh$$. |
| Yes. It was supposed to be a weekend thing, then it turned into four weeks and now the military says it's going to last till September. Genius administrators fired the Iran team. Three jets worth 300kk were taken down by friendly fire. Rumors from briefing is that orange went into this with no plan. Also rumors say arab nations are going to withdraw investments in the us. It's not going well. |
| It was clearly pure theft in daylight. I don’t think a single person believed the kind people of WS were allowing people to make great investments all of a sudden. Yet nobody did anything |
| Samsies. Had my vacation paid for by some trades while ON the vacation. Back to day job today just in time for the gains to evaporate in new positions. |
| As an example, US and EU can provide them the ships. |
| They didn't even plan for a straight answer as why they started the war. No way can 🥭 point to where the straight of Hormuz is on a map |
| Do they have oil? |
| Is Vertiv getting in? |
| Not helping with the rumors that McD’s serves human meat |
| COOKIES AND CREAM WHEN IS S&P 500 INCLUSION ANNOUNCEMENT |
| Pretty crazy if true, but I can't figure out why that'd possibly be the case. Whatever could be the difference |
| Still cheap |
| I turned back with my lips trembling and I whispered, oh fuck me…harder |
| Funny how every year we crash in March/April and than moon all summer after. Don’t miss the dip |
| A hearty portfolio. |
| spy put weeklies at 690 rinse and repeat easiest play of the year |
| Nobody tell him! |
| I hate you Raytheon, how DARE you pump immediately after I sell. Shove one of your own knife missiles up your ass |
| Are we going into a private credit created financial crisis? |
| Welcome home |
| Baron is Ivankas and his son? |
| Pays to be rich and famous |
| Provocative lol. The ICE policies are fine, but I’m not a fan of their execution. Voter ID is cool too. What’re the EPA fees? Is this rolling back the credits/fines? |
| Pete does his best work after a couple beers. |
| Too much gey ber in here |
| It really makes you wonder |
| The problem now is… OPEC cannot ship their oil out. Not a production problem. |
| Vans Warped Tour is coming back this year and that's pretty close right? |
| Thank you for being an adult and actually answering the question |
| https://preview.redd.it/65aibg1o1ing1.png?width=577&format=png&auto=webp&s=2069a030575a3830ad7f7b617a6190dd73f43f4d\n\n |
| Quick. Start a war. |
| 🥭: War with Iran, that sounds like a good idea \n\n🥭: McDonald's for every meal, that sounds like a good idea |
| Wouldn’t be surprised, it’s mostly up because supply lines are fucked which could easily be resolved by Monday |
| I turn 30 today and made a dick ton of money on SPY puts. Going to delete a few beers and do it all again next week |
| With that nickname, I’m surprised they didn’t hire you. |
| Here we go again with oil prices scare, have we learned nothing? |
| I don’t think TSMC is moving any latest node tech out of the country. That’s its leverage. |
| Yup worked private credit for my last job. Private equity buying companies they shouldn't be buying with insane speards to gut them and make a dime doing it. The worst of the worst were data centers. They pumped so much equity and get so little return. Huge capex with recurring revenue increasing like 2.0% YoY. Energy was another especially midstreams to the point I didn't even really see ones because they always went to workout. |
| Is it? When you think he is Agent Krasnov. From his point of view… is it 3 steps back? |
| I sold half kept half. |
| In times like these, Monday puts open on Tuesday.\n\nI also have calls.\n\nMonday Calls: see also MONDAY PUTS |
| Bols gonna “unconditional surrender” their assholes soon |
| What if I told you that they are definitely retarded, and it's been obvious all along. \n\nExhibit A: The US favorite to run Iran was killed on day one by the US. |
| Yea. I picked up some XLE last week before the war kickoff thinking oil would go up. I'm down a small bit. Clearly I'm regarded.\n\nSomeone smarter than me explain why oil stonk didn't go up. |
| 👀 |
| in one sitting? yes |
| Monday it rebounded after overnight selling on Sunday night. You must mean options bc if you bought the dip Monday morning it went green. |
| The market changes with just a single tweet bro, nobody claimed it's a bull or gay market. Just ride the volatility. |
| 49,999 DOW 50,000’s to go. |
| Was the Private Credit AAA and Synthetic by any chance? Certainly not, right? |
| You're being sarcastic right? |
| yeah i was one of them. I'd have to guess this goes above 100 by earnings at least. |
| 💯 |
| Oh my. This volatility is awesome to sell CSPs and CCs. I love it. The best ones go up and down 5to 10% in a day and after two months they are still trading in the same range. I am only trying to make 100% in a year though. |
| I don't know why I read that as PUTas. But I guess that's what these AI companies will become |
| 17 mins |
| I'll do it but just be aware that I don't want to. |
| It’s always the trumpet or the drummer |
| Hey u/31andnotdone I covered the CVNA short. Hope *you* made money today. |
| In b4 oil deep red Monday |
| Dame |
| Absolutely no way the MMs will allow Monday puts to profit |
| US lifting sanctions on Russian oil, turns out that Vladimir guy isn’t so bad |
| Whe. Where did my chair go? FUUUCK! |
| Which mirror the DOW 😉 |
| Damn. 7000 SPX and 50000 DJI seems like a distant memory, doesn’t it? |
| https://preview.redd.it/48whph381ing1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=665ca42c6605e19eafb9f6d3c253f98d2dab026a |
| Blackrock is just trying to help out their paper hands customers, I am glad they are helping out the little guys🙌🙌🙌🙌 |
| It's just the concept of a plan |
| We might trickle down a bit this month but there won't be any serious correction, second there is a noteworthy dip it's instantly bought up. Sell pressure overall weak |
| Love this. Play it both ways but staying long overall. Keep it going |
| I was free for a week and crushing the game talking way too much shit on here and I've had the 1% since.\n\n\nNot commenting all that much since. 🤷♂️ |
| Not bring prices down.\n\nJust lets oil price rise slower and makes the US lose allies slower.\n\nThis is mostly US saving face.\n\nIndia probably told the US it was buying the oil no matter what. The US has no leverage anymore to stop anyone from doing whatever they want. They are pinned down in Iran and just have to let other countries do whatever they want. |
| We r totallly fuk lmao |
| Dude stocks only go up |
| Staying away from anything holding a bunch of btc\n\nI think the powers that be want to bankrupt Saylor.\n\nHe's the new John McAfee |
| 650 is going to be so much fun on Monday/Sunday night. |
| good morning |
| Hubris is common at that level, and in this admin |
| Sometimes you can't fix really stupid people. |
| Not for long! |
| https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2026-03-06/oracle-and-openai-end-plans-to-expand-flagship-data-center |
| Obviously, but that’s not what I’m asking. |
| I always thought the chip wars would be more delicious |
| but you are! |
| 4900ish would be a correction. 10%-20% drop from the original value. |
| some of the tariffs, most of the ICE stuff seems fine, voter ID if it ever happens. epa fees being $0, the EV stuff going away, not renewing ACA, nothing really too crazy here. |
| Or have that cartel named OPEC produce more oil. |
| left hand (job) and right hand (job) |
| Jack on\n.. |
| Everyone involved in this clown show is a fucking moron |
| You already have a bet going - SPY to 666.65676 before 06-Mar-2026 05:43 PM -05 |
| It's not a loss as long as you didn't sell |
| !banbet |
| I know everyone hates Iran, but wouldn't stopping the war bring prices down? |
| Trust the plan. \n\nAdmin would have to be absolutely fucking regarded to go into this war without realizing strait of Hormuz might be a problem. |
| And if history is any guide, predictions for calling the end of a middle eastern war are super accurate and always come in under budget. |
| Nothing matters. |
| Take the W and don’t push your luck. Nice though |
| When Britney drunk driving flees from the police she gets headlines but my buddy got 2-4 years in the state pen. |
| Lol I understand that and that’s completely valid it’s just idk like you did reply to my comment though |
| Lol, guess we’ll see |
| I had my best week all on SPY calls and puts. I made 40%. I feel like I could have done better even. |
| it's been cooked for 18 month minimum. We will see the worst economic crash during his presidency, or he will kick the can down the road to save face and print money and buy US debt until your grandchildren children are learning Chinese to buy ramen |
| Running towards $500 IMO after results on 3/18 |
| Gayer than 🐻 |
| It also won't support cutting-edge chips. |
| Sitting cash gang for weekend - got burnt last weekend, ain’t playing into MM hands this time 😂 |
| Open those cheeks |
| What % of your coworkers voted for this? |
| Buying opportunity\n\nWe go higher |
| gas station? the OGs have it crude! |
| Oracle denied the report, another fake bloomberg news.\n\nOracle relationship with OpenAI unchanged; the 4.5 GW deal is moving forward as planned - Reuters |
| Only at night? Amateurs. |
| We’d be having “emergency protests” if that happened in Texas. |
| oil is 91 dollars |
| Drumroll 🥁 |
| What the f is that oracle dump in the end 😮💨 |
| This is sad. They are choosing to give money to the people that are attacking Ukraine because they chose to attack Iran. |
| you're laughing? when the DOW is at 50K? and youre laughing? |
| those saxophones are getting kind of loud |
| well played, congrats |
| Now youse can’t leave! |
| It’s true. It was a tad unhinged |
| Anyone but Mclaren or Verstappen tonight 🙏 |
| Not sure what brandey is but I drink the others |
| "permission" |
| youre talking DOW when the money is DAQ and SPY |
| See you in the poorhouse next week |
| I know everyone hates Russia, but wouldn’t this bring oil prices down? |
| It's not up to him. Once the bullets start flying and you've unleashed the logic of war, there's no TACOing out of it until both sides agree. And one of the sides is a bunch of religious nutjobs who wants a nuclear confrontation in the ME over Israel because that's how they think Armageddon and the second coming happens, and the other side is hardline Shia militants who just had their equivalent of the Pope murdered.\n\n Neither side seem inclined to agree that the fighting should stop until the other guy surrenders and both sides have very definite ideas about who should be doing the surrendering. |
| Too little too late. Anyone with a brain knew 🥭 was implicated with Epstein. |
| Almost guaranteed |
| Field trip |
| Who's gonna tell him? |
| I would be running until Halloween |
| I’m not like that, anymore |
| ELI5: is this a significant drop or just an ebb and flow of the economy? |
| Are you trying to time the market?! Well regarded 🫡 |
| Looks like all the tanker stocks dropped over past week. Could see record dividends and buybacks coming for most of them |
| Pretty good week for me honestly. Can't wait for the market to be normal again. I could probably make 100% in a week if it weren't so retarded. |
| Absolutely not. This is just private credit trying to pass the bag to retail before it's too late. They're screwed and they know it. |
| Wouldn’t 4000 points be a correction? |
| I missed the TTWO pump. I held. What a dick. |
| Data Centers?? |
| 1 step forward, 3 steps back ass policy |
| you got a sharpy? |
| It’s a form of social programming to make us feel like cattle |
| anyone with top 1% I automatically ignore. cause like how could you be cultured if youre here commenting more than 99% of people? |
| Refine it onboard. 2 E Z. |
| If a private credit fund becomes insolvent but investors cannot withdraw, did the private credit fund even exist? |
| Shut yo bitch ass up |
| i just need monday to be green so i can reload puts |
| We flopped 2000 points this week and some of yall are still claiming a bull market.\n\nThere is a level of delusion that will be studied of this era in the future |
| they canceled training so I would say they are gearing up for "travel" |
| After losing all of my weekly gains on GLD. I full ported SPY 🤷♂️ |
| Well I guess that’s that. See you guys at the frontlines! |
| Bro is retiring in 2 months why would he give a fuck |
| Hard to be in Asia. What just happened? |
| This is the part in which the old guy started asking Dr. Burry for his money back. And i quote\n\n“ Give me my money back you MFer! “ |
| you're just making shit up. 1% daily move is hardly unprecedented. Look at the price history of VIX |
| Love the way that tsa agents just break you down |
| Are you Trump's friend? |
| Look at the earnings revisions the last 90-180 days…parabolic! |
| Like so now that I have a 1% commenter flair, I can talk about anything I know a lot y’all aren’t people of culture so as my first command is for y’all to watch one piece |
| Oh no, it does. |
| If you made money scalping both ways this week, I'd like you to sign my man boobs |
| The bottom? It was $76 just 3 months ago |
| I mean it could be worse, at least you didn’t sell calls. |
| I run every day for 45 mins, if I miss a day then I add 45 mins to the next day. Tomorrow I will run for 2 and half weeks. |
| guess you can't comprehend the thought process that went into this and projecting the fact you cannot come with anything original \n\n |
| Tear down my balls |
| He can still not in any shape or form guarantee safety of ships passing through strait of Hormuz. If America leaves Iran can still sabotage western ships, global oil trade and economy. They know where it hurts. This is no Maduro kidnapping, fucking threw rocks at the wasps’ nest. Can’t just simply walk away from it. Idiotic |
| Bad week to discover futures trading |
| Yea I cannot agree with your premise |
| *tee hehehe*\n\n\nWait till he gets his electric bill🤌 |
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| \*biggest dick ever. |
| oil is 91 dollars |
| Why? |
| true lol. I was a software eng working for non-FAANG big tech and I was honestly relieved when they laid me off, corpo hell is so draining |
| #MR. GORBACHEV REBALANCE THIS S&P 500 |
| You can’t trade VIX but there’s options on VIX and /vx futures. Protip: just don’t do it. If you’re not experienced enough to know that then just play uppies and downies with SPY, not VIX. |
| I thought you’d never notice |
| Subscribe |
| Who’s still sucking 🥭’s cock |
| Make is combo with a coke |
| Because you touch yourself at night |
| Not for anything but private credit for now. It's not going to affect their open ended ETFs. |
| Operation epic furries 😭 fuk u |
| They hit the gating limit for their private BDC product. Essentially, if they hit this limit (usually 5% of total fund NAV but sometimes slightly higher) they will pro rate the requests received to ensure all those who requested receive a partial amount of their withdrawal while remaining under the gating % limit for the fund. \n\nAll of this is clearly stated in the fund’s prospectus and quarterly redemption documents |
| Okay who shit my pants? |
| They hit the gating limit for their private BDC product. Essentially, if they hit this limit (usually 5% of total fund NAV but sometimes slightly higher) they will pro rate the requests received to ensure all those who requested receive a partial amount of their withdrawal while remaining under the gating % limit for the fund. \n\nAll of this is clearly stated in the fund’s prospectus and quarterly redemption documents |
| That end of day dump was like getting spit on after getting kicked in nuts that was this week |
| So how about actually show the position? |
| VIX death + shrek cock Monday |
| Congrats! This is a well deserved pay! Big money coming in for you! |
| I'm in the same boat. I don't feel happy about it because it means the economy of fucked |
| WSB has been so dead |
| guess chatgpt was bullish when you asked about plug, huh |
| No shit. Junk bonds funded telecom in the 90’s and now private equities funding ai infra. |
| How did this go for you? |
| I hope Monday is green |
| welcome to Mango land, nothing he says matters but it matters when the MM want it to. |
| Israel prob has dirt on him, so they'll force him to keep going. |
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| Tariff on tariff off tariff on tariff off |
| He tried monday, israeli wont stop bombing so taco wont be accepted by iran |
| Fuckkkkk offffff. 👊🏻 |
| Can’t name a more deadly combo\n\nEven fentanyl is healthier for you \n |
| had my biggest week ever. why don’t I feel happy about it? I blame you shit stains |
| Was down 70% and then I doubled down on 601 puts and now I’m up 30%.\n\nI wasn’t wrong. I was just early. 😎 |
| Is this like that time they disabled the Buy button? |
| Remy looks really mad. |
| So stop working for them lol |
| Outdoor Gym Unidad deportiva de Belén |
| Curious on the policies you agree with |
| This Taco truck isn't being driven by him this time. Bibi wanted this for 40 years, long way to go. |
| Bond etf? |
| Didn't know deleting app would block phone calls too. TIL |
| But did you even say “thank you”? |
| Smartest WSB member |
| Calls lol |
| I hope to god you’re right. That is me. Mr buyer 🤦♂️💪 |
| I wish I never discovered reddit and escorts |
| Genuine question, I read a reuters article that implied that they did limit withdrawals after the requests. \n\nHere's the quote:\n\n>NEW YORK, March 6 (Reuters) - BlackRock said on Friday it has limited withdrawals from a flagship debt fund after a surge in redemption requests, as investor worries mount around the $2 trillion private credit industry.\n\nWouldn't that be the same as refusing to let them get their money back or no redemptions? |
| I mean AVGO and nvidia revenue looks great. But it’s so highly concentrated in data centers. It is completely unsustainable once the spending slows |
| anyone drink brandey or cognac? or just whiskey? |
| Check the volume and market breadth. If it looks fake then think twice about taking profits. If it looks real, sell and move on.\n\nGot burned a couple times this week but it generally worked. |
| good point and outlook. I just know the market will stay irrational longer than I can stay solvent. 8 figures to play with but I am still a little fish |
| I think they’ll agree to a huge bailout to be a territory like puerto rico |
| You know it’s bad when even Alex Jones has turned on 🥭 |
| https://preview.redd.it/3rzsziouzhng1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9739a1f596a5e5d667624da064ca94494a271042 |
| u/Cashflow_ mailing it in \n\nSmh |
| the war should've been very expected they weren't exactly spending 500 billion on military mobilizations for fun... what was really unexpected is him deciding to fuck nvidia and the market for fun yesterday |
| Powell, " the degens and bagholders will look up and shout RATE CUTS" and I will simply whisper "no" |
| Well a majority, if not all, of their oil came from Venezuela. Besides seeing Maduro getting captured, its very likely that's why they're more than willing to "make changes". Well that and their crippling economy with 2 currencies.. |
| If it flies, floats or fucks; rent it. You're doing great! |
| War escalates tonight at 8:01pm EST |
| Down -40%. Never seen a green day since OCt |
| Pizza? |
| Ah, finally the right question. |
| i just bought some today just because it cheap. i knew i shoukd just have bought more in other stuff |
| 20% IV on spy options is nefarious work. |
| 112 |
| Continues to go badly? |
| Odds of a taco this weekend seem high. Not sure what is even left to hit with bombs anymore. He can claim victory blame the people if it’s not perfect |
| I wish I never discovered options and escorts |
| idk but i hope his bounty hunters dont see this |
| Months of gains wiped out in a day because I thought coin miners were on the rebound. \n\nLike and subscribe for more stock tips. |
| The last 30 minutes for my SPX options was not fun but still managed to get out of this shit show with $300 |
| Brokerock |
| AI will be the next MBS |
| They weren't. It started with the Crowne Plaza on the 28th, and they're still at it.\n\nhttps://x.com/AdityaRajKaul/status/2029860955090522493 |
| I feel like the act of war would be enough but i am regarded |
| Final boss regard level |
| https://preview.redd.it/tz4aodmnzhng1.png?width=300&format=png&auto=webp&s=065fe658cfa5daccd1680ed701eded444cd231bb\n\n |
| Oil prices are up? Sorry, I couldn't tell. *laughs in EV* |
| Thinking the same thing, does Iran just go back to letting the petrostates ship through Hormuz? After they helped assassinate Iran’s leader? Why would they ever go back to the status quo after this? |
| simply believe oil doesn't matter |
| databricks is good, but idk about the rest.\n\nI dont think its worth buying, the inital pump and dump was the only interest I had in it and I didnt even buy the ipo when it came down to it. |
| Buckle up next message- "Forced liquidation " from ibkr |
| donnie said cuba's next. who knows which weekend? |
| May you find peace in the after life, I mean after hours |
| Thanks and Fuck you too! |
| The fuck is gonna happen to my calls that expire next week, man?! |
| Alright bois, theta gang here, locked and loaded with a ton of cash for next week.\n\nI’m expecting some FAT put premiums to harvest on Monday open, so you bers better not get cheap on me 😈\n |
| As a European I gotta say American commercials are hilarious. One minute it’s a drug ad telling me it might cause every side effect known to mankind with a cheerful little jingle at the end, the next one is Kristi Noem’s… |
| Your withdrawals are limited = less things happening as less actions are taken. \n\n |
| Just tons and tons of open interest at the 100 in short dated calls |
| I need to stop fucking staring at AH its the weekend and none of this matters |
| Honestly better than working and sitting through bs meetings about leveraging AI and increasing presence. |
| Do you need to wait 24hrs for cash to settle? Or can you just go ham |
| This pic screams South Florida |
| Ahh, I was so worried. Can rest easy today fam |
| job? |
| Everybody got fcked today except bears. |
| So is going YOLO into Iran |
| Uninstall the app and you won't get any notifications! |
| Dont worry, sometimes VM takes a little longer to get to the specials ones |
| It was calls bought at open. |
| Reaction of people when an illiquid asset with communicated gates can‘t get redeemed anytime: 😱\n\namateur investors in private markets was a huge mistake |
| What's the article say? Got paywalled. |
| Breaking news from the middle east: Permit fishery commence as per usual along the coast of Oman. Closing of the strait has not impacted the bite, fishery going great. Just talked to some fly fishing friends down there. |
| https://preview.redd.it/ua92mndfzhng1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bf5e30258a4edabc01ed0dbc50de19b7dec0dc4e |
| companies laid off in 2022, 2023, 2024, 2025 too It's a stupid signal to look for to predict Unemployment rate\n\nhttps://techcrunch.com/2024/05/01/a-comprehensive-archive-of-2023-tech-layoffs/\n\nAnd why reddit is filled with morons |
| but those aren't private equity? and they have literally nothing to do with private equity |
| So that’s what he looks like. Hi, Remy 👋 |
| 😬😬 |
| I just want NBIS and NVDA to dip like -5% more for a few hours so I can by them with the last 10k I have and delete the app for a year or two. |
| Have any of you degens tried day trading prediction markets? |
| https://preview.redd.it/0l2c62b9zhng1.png?width=499&format=png&auto=webp&s=75569c92ab3f1a2a397bfcb2e279851c5aae29a2\n\n |
| Blackrock is making it click in my head that all of these bullshit “AI Startups” that are just a wrapper for ChatGPT or Anthropic with a UI and some prompts already built in are getting loans from banks. \n\nThis loan wasn’t to an AI company, but clearly bad loans are being given out to startups. \n\nNever thought about that aspect of it. Highly concerning. |
| I saw a guy writing calls on oil and then complaining about his losses <facepalm> |
| Still liquidated my position 🤔 New policy perhaps 😆 |
| I think so. They are going to need another distraction if the war with Iran continues to go badly |
| Blue Owl too! |
| What is this even supposed to mean? |
| Still diamond holding MSFT shares |
| Just uninstall the app and come back next year idk |
| #TLDR\n\n ---\n\n Ticker: PLUG\n\n Direction: Up\n\n Prognosis: Buy Calls / Long Shares\n\n Catalyst: Middle East War + Inflation Reduction Act Subsidies\n\n Risk Level: Cash burn hotter than a hydrogen flame |
| Explain to me like im a 5 yr old dgen |
| The cooking of private credit |
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| Bols entire plan for today was:\n- declare bers ded\n- beg for v\n- watch calls die\n- swear(cope) rally on Monday |
| Yep, that's dopamine. |
| Wtf it bareky move 1% how did you make 50%? |
| It's a war it's not a war it's a war it's not a war |
| Agreed. I think it is more a sign that some big investors are either changing allocations or are facing some cash pressure so they are withdrawing from the fund at a higher rate. I'd like to see what the reason is, but I think the assumption would be that it is due to a poor economy. |
| Smells like 2008 around here |
| Rumor says 82nd airborne is on the move |
| Huh, guess my banbet didn't fail? Welp, looks like I'll still be shitposting this week! |
| Feels like a name brand lentils kinda night |
| Whatd i miss? |
| https://preview.redd.it/pxpku71xyhng1.png?width=500&format=png&auto=webp&s=975b0516a1d88149a36a5a4ea4c5d29e2a40137b\n\n |
| I think the correlation to elections is only to the downside. Markets up? Incumbent can win or lose. Blood in the streets? Incumbent going down. |
| Priced in |
| How much is he paying you?? |
| Illegal |
| no one wants to work anymore, some of you only have two jobs and it shows 😤 |
| It's not too bad if you know what you're doing. Was writing puts for Costco before the earnings on Thursdays and boom profit. Easiest money in my life. |
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| anyone buying TPET? |
| 😂 |
| so.... last week i was down 300k on a leveraged UNH bet, then friday was up 550k due to PSKY. and uh this week lost 250k due to another trade...... so overall down like $5k overall and i've had about 4 heart attacks. I basically have a flat port since january ended. I guess I should be happy. this week taught me you really cant trade when our president is randomly throwing together a war and makes everything unpredictable. i broadly agree with some of his policies, but trading with a comatose zombie was way easier |
| Any geoguessors in chat? |
| It’s like domino |
| Private credit is cooked |
| I was looking to buy oil before the Venezuela invasion, I was however cautious about buying in the middle of a blizzard month where nobody was driving anywhere. |
| Wow TIL Cuba has oil |
| I’m in cash and spy puts. Good luck regards |
| Oracle\n\n\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/4jm0bs5nyhng1.png?width=453&format=png&auto=webp&s=70e75e36120f2c67def72166036dd35fb5d46e5a\n\n |
| King of Cope |
| So spy puts |
| If oil opens up at $110, that cat went splat. |
| Me too… I would finish the bar but…… you know. 😂 |
| My QQQ puts are gonna print over the weekend |
| Sadge |
| Waited all day it just sat there then pumped 6% at 4:01 wtf |
| As a lender, I can tell you for a fact that a lot of equity guys are dipshits when it comes to thinking about lending and debt underwriting. \n\nAnd that's what "Private Credit" is: a bunch of equity guys thinking they know better than the banks, you know, the ones with centuries of data and institutional knowledge. That knowledge is mostly about what deals NOT to do, rather than how to get a deal done. \n\nPrivate credit is trying to get equity returns with a debt risk profile, but all they're really doing is taking more risk.\n\nThese are big redemptions. That means that the facilities they've financed won't be able to be refinanced unless a bank comes in and takes on the debt... but it's debt the banks already passed on the first time.\n\nI don't see this ending well. |
| im not googling shit. if you feel so convicted based on this report and past examples, load up the OTM puts and make generational wealth. that's what this sub is for after all right? |
| What happened?! |
| So rsi for vix is over 70, that means monday there's gonna be at least a dead cat bounce, right? I miss the copium emoji honestly |
| Very cooked |
| Dec 2037 |
| Just wait for the OpenAi IPO. I’m not gonna touch it with a 10-foot pole but should be fun to watch |
| Whatever |
| 0.000% |
| https://g.co/gemini/share/cbddd7586818 |
| Absolute clown show administration. |
| What are everyones thoughts? Can't seem to catch a break. |
| When's the tanker stock going to move? |
| looks like u/cashflow_ is at some sort of 🌈 outdoor club? |
| The timing of these dreadful events is just insanely bad for the economy and for me personally. Wth were the USA thinking.. 😩 |
| Writing puts?? In this market?!?! |
| Yall think Cuba is really gonna get hit?\n\nOil looking high rn but if Cuba gets hit calls will be worth it |
| Help! Who can unfuck my asshole by the market??? I mean I was doing ok until every fucking thing dropped. The next thing I know, I was on the ground with all four and ass up. I looked back and the MM’s shiny big dildo is about to fuck me with zero lube. I couldn’t move and I couldn’t fight off the MM. MM’s got a strong hold on me and fuck the shit out of me til my ass cream leaked out. That’s what my portfolio looks like EOD. |
| Well. See yall in a few weeks. Wiped my account this week. Puts. Calls. All the timing was off. Thought for sure today was calls, considering all the puts open |
| In the future. |
| In BlackRock's case, the FDIC doesn't even come close to touching the typical investor amounts involved. It's a completely different league altogether. |
| ppl talking like it's the end of the world. market only down a little this week . if you used too much leverage or bought btc at 72k, that is on you. |
| Very unlikely. That would be like poking their own eye. |
| I really wasn't expecting full iran escalation or iran's defensive policy of going for full oil related scorched earth. Venezuela barely being a blip lulled me into a false sense of security. Oil isn't meant to just spike 30% in a month... |
| Better start selling gld, it’s managed by blackrock |
| Classic. My go to when my port gets nuked 40% YTD.\n\n done been there and back boy\nI could tell you the story from rags to riches |
| Cry into JD Vance memes instead 😭 |
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| I’m holding my puts thru the weekend |
| puts on dubai chocolate (real ones) |
| Companies being looked at for inclusion. $22.7 is the market cap required to get added. \n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/j66qkeg3yhng1.png?width=680&format=png&auto=webp&s=24a1543fde5e130c1d0c91cbc13d209c4b40867d\n\n |
| I'm not doing this all weekend.\n\nfrom u/cashflow_ here is a pic of remy.\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/v6agsdlcyhng1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=139dcdeccada57244b4e1629688f06b5e7683ae5 |
| lol QQQ down only $7 from last Friday's close to now |
| Coulda been gains don't get to me anymore.\n\nSlow and steady \n\n |
| >Thread poor calling regards stupid\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/r9eqml4ayhng1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c5509c296561b9fb18d02bfc4d3b35aa37105efc |
| Where the fuck can I see the s&p 500 inclusion announcement |
| Probably in December if I had to guess |
| Thank you |
| When do they announce |
| Blackrock owns more than 2500 different funds. \n\n\nThey have upwards of $14trillion in AUM. \n\n\nOne fund reaching its 5% redemption limit isn’t Armageddon. \n\n\nAlthough investor sentiment about private credit shouldn’t be ignored entirely. |
| I need this. SOFI breaks $23 and ill cream |
| We are back at the price it was when he was in office so at least it makes sense to call it that |
| yeah I was thinking of putting a bunch of it into something that is guaranteed not to lose value, like blow |
| VIX 29 is crazy |
| Am I gonna have to roll the puts I sold? |
| SPY back to early October prices! Yay! |
| Yup - had a nice run up through end of summer into October and basically washed the entirety out, holding shares too |
| I = Incoming \nR = Rally \nA = All-Time Highs \nN = Next!\n\n \nEASY |
| Down 20% since Thursday morning 🤠 |
| Stinky finky |
| hilarious |
| private fund. hopefully not a canary in mine sorta thing but rather due to volatility of war making investors nervous. can we taco yet? |
| Rklb and Nvidia are junk |
| I would cry into a bottle of JD this weekend but I can't afford that now. |
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| But but but I dont wana |
| I bet those were intercepted rockets that had different targets. Just a guess |
| I’m whatever you want me to be baby |
| “When the missiles fly, time to buy.” |
| Best description ever. |
| Blackrock owns more than 2500 different funds. \n\n\nThey have upwards of $14trillion in AUM. \n\n\nOne fund reaching its 5% redemption limit isn’t Armageddon. \n\n\nAlthough investor sentiment about private credit shouldn’t be ignored entirely. |
| u nasty |
| My June calls are fukt |
| Better start selling your Ishares etfs grandma. BlackRock gonna go to shit |
| gabe newell ahh stock scared of 3 |
| Anyone else make money moves while feeling their morning poo slide out? |
| Silly regard. Blackrock only dealing with premium clients nowadays. Pensions just won’t get paid out. Easy peasy. |
| Sorry you shit yourself while driving |
| Biden market officially over |
| Oracle is going to crash the market isn’t it. Fucking Ellison. |
| I’m gonna play some Wii Sports. That will remind me of simpler times. |
| Only way to lose money is to not play both sides. Even on a day like today I made 50% gain on QQQ 602c’s in 15 minutes |
| Here comes natural gassssss |
| Epstein files |
| I didn't even read their post what it say |
| EVEX earnings are so good they were on both last week and this week's chart!\n\n[Beware that bagholder pumper post this week. Does not bode well.](https://old.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1rk6i4j/evex_eve_air_and_its_strong_relationship_with/) |
| Need to schedule an emergency session with my therapist now |
| LMFAO we got wiped the fuck out |
| Same. What’s your cost basis |
| all it takes is if he calls off elections ukraine style citing iran |
| Nah. America needs to learn its lesson this time. |
| Call you the AIyatollah |
| Hell yeah. This is what the sub is for boys. 👏 |
| i thought wars are bullish |
| I didn't? I bet oil would be more expensive... It was. |
| Lmao I thought I was hot shit until today. A lot of effort and amazingly lucky gains for the week wiped out in a single morning. I look forward to getting dicked down by the market again next week. |
| Trump speed running the 70s with oil crises and stagflation galore! |
| I was invested then bro. Now we just need something to pop unexpectedly and the vibes are the same. |
| Infinite money glitch: buy a multiple of 100 shares of SPY, and then sell $700 calls. At this rate, you will NEVER get assigned 💀 |
| Larry Fink ate my ass |
| 3/18 |
| The one time it didnt fucking V i sold my vix calls early and then rage bought more half way in sour hour, so bulls will win monday\n\nIm so pissed |
| Goddamnit, the one good dump of the day happens while I'm driving\n\nToday can go straight to hell |
| Smells like 2008 around here\n\n \n |
| The contract stipulates a 5% redemption limit per quarter. People are redeeming, and want twice that (on average). Yeah no shit. Look at all the sudden panels full of institution talking heads saying not to panic.\n\nThe news here is Blackrock could still approve it (others have) to calm it's investors, but isn't because they can't find a bear sterns to make up the difference. <--- this is a sign.\n\n |
| I don't know, I'm close to bailing |
| Okay: ELI5 how you lost money this week 🫵😳 |
| But how will we distract everyone from cuba |
| you should've seen the weekend thread last week it was driving me fucking crazy |
| 🥭 supersized missle orders from LMT 💰 |
| How do yall hold yourself from taking profits? I watched it evaporated 3 times in 2 weeks already. Should have up big and buy back the stocks for lower price |
| right? Because it was up 35% this week. 5% down ain't anything. |
| I wish I was built like u |
| almost makes me more happy than the ludicrous amount of money I made(less than I would've being long oil tho STILL PISSES ME OFF) FUCK YOU BULLS |
| Hard assets are a solid hedge against inflation, I’ll be bathing in that shit while the economy falls apart |
| Same. With solar panels. In cali |
| LEEEROOOOY JENKEM |
| Don’t forget market crash imminent \n\nBlackrock Ponzi scheme |
| Gonna mow the lawn and stew about my dumb moves but then enjoy the weekend. |
| welp the only thing i noticed was my port dying, i paper handed |
| *laughs in Etron |
| Tell that to the folks at Bear Stearns. |
| Are you talking to yourself? |
| No this is Patrick |
| Why is he taking any football during this fuck up war time? |
| Oil is up 27% from when the tv talking heads said not to buy oil and everything was priced in. |
| Ding ding ding\n\nMy oil calls hedged my nasdaq puts this week now i got to close most my nasdaq puts |
| Well it’s not the FDIC insurance that’s relevant, it’s that Banks have access to cheap liquidity from other banks and the Fed. It’s in the Feds interest to keep banks liquid to encourage stability and prevent runs. The Fed also regulates Banks so there’s that too. The private credit funds is subject to lower liquidity. But investors should know that when they invest. |
| hey good thing we didn't do that am I right? |
| What’s your strike? |
| That and the Epstein files may be the main reasons for starting a war |
| MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!! We successfully used Iran to distract the public from Epstein file. Now we need to friendly take over Cuba to distract everyone from Iran! |
| They will resell to bigger fool |
| What is this even supposed to mean |
| That’s called massive resistance at a key number, $100.00. |
| you had two days this week where the iran situation already played out and the market was flat oil was rising and you plugged your ears and said "it's priced in"" |
| Flying close to the sun. Try and preserve some of that dry powder in a low risk place, this looks like a long dry spell for hiring. |
| Congratulations👏 \n\nYou played yourself.\n\n*--Manly P. Hall* |
| Fuck her is the pussyyyyyy |
| Does it even make sense to get into that fund? Seems like too many random junk companies that won't make it big outside of like last year's meme stock mania. |
| 4 |
| so you have USO puts, then, pussy? |
| Look around and see some accounts deleted \n\nMFW some of yall really didn’t survive the week 😳 |
| dividend |
| Sofi s&p500 plz |
| Lol this is incredibly bullish. Thank you |
| Some retard bought $200 of SPY 700 calls from me this morning … thanks dawg |
| Scale of 1-10 how cooked are my vix puts |
| News Monday: "Entire stock market Octuples over weekend on news of president's death, first contact, and cold fusion. Financial experts say everybody with half a brain saw this coming. You'd have to be a special kind of stupid to have cashed out last Friday " |
| Copped the new resident evil + the new Legacy of Kaine: Defiance remaster |
| I don't want to hear about your personal life. |
| Anyone that now knows Blackrock is fucked should be buying puts \n\n2008 again Monday \n\nBloody Monday as is tradition |
| \*Laughs in EV\* |
| Sold the ORCL and Avgo top lets goo |
| Anyone that now knows Blackrock is fucked should be buying puts \n\n2008 again Monday \n\nBloody Monday as is tradition |
| “Boss this is going to scare ppl into more selling… “\n\n“Drop it Friday after close” |
| Ouch |
| This one time, at stock camp, I stuck a GLD call in my 🅱️Ussy |
| Is there a source on this? Would love to read how much this kid is making from insider trading |
| This period, as it turned out, was good for this. But did you ever sell and miss out huge? Sleep can be disturbed that way too i guess. |
| Not sure why this is news. Fairly common with private credit vehicles. |
| where is the diversity? |
| What are the odds the US drops its facade of rational actor and uses a nuke on Iran to force them to capitulate. The exact thing they claimed Russia might do. |
| Absolutely butt fucked |
| Wowwwwwwww that's dumb |
| lmao *SLACKROCK* running out of monies |
| So lower lows and lower highs is bullish right? |
| IOVA on a tear, MC still undervalued. |
| Now they have an excuse. |
| Blackrock just caused 2008 again …. Wait until bloody Monday now |
| I looked it up and sure, it barely touched 6 only in the city for part of one month. I had forgotten, clearly you're scarred. Hopefully you can find some healing over that traumatic experience or reframe your existence away from the price of car juice |
| If you search “2008” in this thread the only mentions are from you. And now me too I guess. But shut up |
| I bought the dip in my 457. Sorry Bulls, but I just started the bear market |
| I mean there were probably some WWI soldiers who did the exact same thing lol |
| Then turn off propaganda TV. You can tell it’s propaganda when the administration feels safe enough to lie on TV and don’t want or receive any pushback. How are you gonna get accurate trade info on something that is a lie, and if you follow it you are the exit liquidity. |
| Cancelled the expansion, kept the main deal |
| Free money as always shorting btc . btc short open for bad weekend news |
| I think it's more like Heavy Bush |
| Mods gonna get your ass lmao |
| “Unexpectedly” |
| So soft and wonderful |
| Should have just bought the BOXX etf or wrote your own box spreads, for superior tax treatment. |
| You like his bol cope? He’s been saying “spy 700” “FED money printer” since October and has yet to be right. |
| Yeah |
| shorting btc such a great hedge. my account is 70% higher than had i not done so |
| Thanks bro |
| When you are done with that listen to “I’ve been down” 😂🤌🏾 |
| The past two weeks have been my best so far this year, why do I think I will just blow it up by over thinking??? |
| You're gonna need to be trans! |
| A company shorting their own stock makes literally zero sense. People are so fucking retarded on this sub now. A company doesn’t need to borrow its own shares it can just issue more. |
| As we all know, the cure for high prices and a bad economy is.... start a war of course. And as a bonus it might distract from that pesky Epstein issue as well. Ah we bask in the glow of a stable genius, the most stablist |
| It is, for the top 1% to 5% of Americans. The wealth disparity widens every day. Here's your peanuts. |
| deleted his account was wrong 1 too many times ig he was fucking retarded good riddance |
| Yeah he’s cool that dude |
| Nothing like addiction to Dino juice to unite the world |
| And I just googled it, and seems that it might be true that they have no contracts/hedges in place. Wow. Fantastic research OP. |
| >Mango on gas prices: “If they rise, they rise.”\n\nDoesn't even have the energy to lie about it. His heart isn't in it. SAD. |
| Qatar actually resigned |
| So do you keep the counts of my shit each time I throw it at the wall? That’s OK. Come forward |
| What a fucking joke 🤣🤣\n#\n> **Bessent**: We may unsanction other Russian oil \n\n |
| Haha no my bro |
| No |
| So where’s happy discussion lol I like that guy |
| Your Mom. |
| These companies are also probably hyper-collateralizing assets several times over, or worse. |
| Robinhood venture ipo today and never even went green, straight to a 15% loss hahaha |
| Self-fulfilling. They limit withdrawal, and the worrying starts. |
| Sooooo when is the Santa rally? |
| *first, they came for the AI bulls. and they got me like right away. I was literally like one of the first people they got* |
| They're the JPow of geopolitics. |
| We really elected Bush Light |
| youtube guy benjamin blew up his life savings damn |
| r/naturaltitties |
| Some kind of Oil Barron or something idk |
| US shorting oil |
| It’s bundled with home and another car. I didn’t see a difference in price from ICE to EV |
| [ Removed by Reddit ] |
| But the CEO of America does |
| WW3 --> Bones Spurs = Trans! |
| I wonder how many holding calls over the weekend on Xom and CVX. |
| The fuel price spike is massive, but you are telling me that JBLU has 0 hedge against that, no long term contracts to buy below spot price? That would be the most surprising thing to me and I did not see that directly addressed. |
| Reacting to the news lol your catalyst has already happened |
| > Also, why not cut out the middle man and just put your paycheck into VOO?\n\nLess exciting |
| Was being the key word |
| Don’t question the godfather |
| Orange man bad kekw |
| YEE! |
| If anyone is going to use nukes, it's Israel |
| My portfolio may be cooked but some of you guys are mad funny. |
| Retard media "economy feels very good" |
| Argentina vibes |
| Man, I'm in Southern California, and it's been nearly $5/gal for 10+ years |
| Natural gas is going to open 10%+ monday watch |
| This is really not how it works, and the US did participate securing the red sea at Strait with European, Saudi ans Egyptian navy. But as to the Strait, it should work as a normal insurance business: You collect premiums and pay damages. Its an eye popping figure, but the damage to inflation from a sustained rise of oil price is far more worse. |
| Everyone in here would be mad at the pres for ending it |
| Second highest ever only beat by the dot com crash |
| Because you're just throwing shit at the wall hoping it eventually stick |
| At least one of you is going to accidentally take delivery of a thousand barrels of crude oil before this is over. |
| I hate you so much lol |
| Blackrock has caused worlds biggest financial crisis \n\nGreat … |
| Don't worry, just remember that regardless of temporary drops in BOO!!!! |
| ORCL isnt as cash-flush as they pretend homie |
| *why would Biden do this to us?!* |
| so yeah. been unemployed for 7 months. cashed out some of my 401K a couple weeks ago and put $30K into green feather app. don't ever do this btw. I made $27K this week. I feel nothing. except maybe frustration that the casino is closed for the weekend. i stare at charts all day when I could be spending my time doing literally anything else. anyway see the rest of you worthless fuckstains next week when I will probably finish ruining my life the way I tried to this week |
| The secret to life is to find yourself a girl with big naturals. The rest will come naturally |
| Selling out of all positions most days\n\nI sleep great 👍 |
| You sound like a snowflake |
| You voted for deez nuts |
| most in here probably weren't even alive |
| maybe this is why Buffett got all of that money out as cash ?? |
| Nah |
| this table has a column for cum\_users oo la la |
| Sooo, red, then |
| This is why the forward curve for crude goes down and to the right |
| I requested a credit limit increase and got approved\n\nJust doing my part to pump the numbers. Not using that shit though |
| Just now figuring that out? |
| Holy shit wtf happened, I was gone for couple hrs and they plummeted |
| Ohh I see now. Interesting. Thanks. |
| Those where the cooked numbers you should have seen the real ones. |
| Because the bank has FDIC insurance and you’re supposed to be able to withdraw at any time. You’re not always allowed to withdraw from investment funds because the money is invested already and they’d need to come up with cash somehow. |
| Bers actually think the World (not the U.S.) is going to let Iran shut down oil. Cute. |
| I bet it’d drop and the shit won’t trigger.. what |
| “Nothing ever happens” people when something happens:\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/i22hqwcyvhng1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7ee011ebba9207784f003c0a02a5cb7ff3b84d50 |
| Dream on |
| "will we eat this week???" |
| Calls on nukes |
| agreed, i mean the easiest way out is to just nuke everything |
| I was deceived |
| lmao *SLACKROCK* is running out of money just like my AI predicted 🫴 |
| You have big balls sir |
| Epstein |
| Welcome to Private Equity/Credit. |
| I just posted the same comment! |
| If I drive it for 10 years, it doesn’t feel like much of a loss |
| Uh oh |
| Name one catalyst for oil to go down in the next week. Iran isnt surrendering, |
| This is why I read the comments |
| What do you mean? Calls worked last time because Larry set a new world record in bullshitting. \n\n Worked out for me then, but I don't think I want to risk a second bite at that apple. |
| I can see that MMs and their news production team effectively manipulated you to go short. |
| Smells like 2008 around here |
| Should I close my last oil call? Im up 6.8% |
| I mean, this whole thing was successful. Y’all already stopped talking about Epstein |
| Tesla might be the next tenbagger |
| #BEARS LMFAO\n\n^^^Sorry, ^^^just ^^^remembering ^^^the ^^^good ^^^times. |
| Revenge traded today, lost on the overnight calls. Lost on SPX. Made it all back on that mid afternoon QQQ pump and the following spy dump. \n\nIt’s been a wild week of trying calls and losing only to get it all back on puts and then some |
| Except they can't, because BlackRock is limiting withdrawals. |
| The baby shat his pants 'Unexpectedly' |
| Bullish for my software stocks. (That’s all I’m invested in) |
| Fund managers hate this 1 weird trick. |
| They've hit hotels and commercial buildings in several countries. Plus ports are oil facilities. |
| Who’s getting added to SP500? |
| Everybody smile. I had a good week. |
| wth they go from owning trillions in assets to wendys after a couple bad weeks? |
| Cutthoat Soup listen to that if you haven’t |
| Please don't underestimate his stupidity, ego and evil intention. |
| There are so many “AI for X” portfolio companies getting their valuations wrecked by the foundation labs just making their AI wrapper products obsolete thru better models it’s not even funny. |
| 500% |
| lol pretty much every right winger politician voted for that too |
| sick! they will print bigly! |
| Bad news, my port lost 15% today. \nBUT, I’m only down 0.5% for the week. |
| Now go buy gas ⛽️ and see how that feels |
| Hey Alexa play “bi polar” by Mac Dre. |
| why not just put Chinese flags on all oil tankers? easy peasy |
| 🥭 announces a strategic bombing to make straight of hormuz into the curves or hormuz. |
| Bagholding is just being a cuck to the elites. Eat the loss like a real man. |
| Corn and ammunition |
| Those ARE the cooked numbers... |
| So is Blackrock pausing private credit withdrawals this generation’s AIG or this generation’s Bear Sterns? |
| why dont you buy the fire sale? If groceries and gas was on a 50% fire sale would you buy or refuse and put the money into sgov instead? |
| I was falsely promised SPY 700 |
| Why the fuck would you sell naked calls on oil during a war in the Middle East JFC |
| What kind of suppository are you going to buy with that six bucks? |
| 5:15 |
| Yeah i'm going to hold \n\nThey've gone up a ton, with AI connections. But think they're still solid with a large portion of this dip because of Broadcomms CEO. \n\nMight buy more if it goes down a little further |
| Are we distracted yet? |
| Read the news \n\n2008 incoming \n\nBlackrock about to default |
| probably middle east private investors. |
| #🫵🤡 |
| > This week QatarEnergy said it had stopped production of LNG following "military attacks" on its facilities.\n>It declared "force majeure" - a clause freeing it from liability for failure to supply due to events outside its control - and Kaabi said he believed all other energy exporters would have to follow suit in the next few days if the war continues.\n>Kaabi, who is also chief executive of QatarEnergy, said even if the war stopped now, it would take "weeks to months" to resume normal output.\n |
| tslr at 350 p/e is great buy right now |
| Only military bases so far.\n\nThey can fire at oil fields and refineries \n\nThey can use cheap mines to close Hormuz |
| 🫡 |
| Stonks do be getting pounded with epic fury |
| what awaits us next week? |
| lemme get 69 bucks |
| Too bad it’s long syphilis… |
| Come on man, you already know the answer to this. You really think anyone in this administration has any semblance of forethought or planning? They’re literally out here on the world stage winging it, making moves and starting wars based upon either dictates from their tiny hat handlers, or whatever the fuck Trump’s sundowning mind shits out in the morning. |
| reality is that he put himself in a fucked up situation and the reality is that there is no way out unless he levels iran completely...\n\nyeah not happening, financially speaking |
| They can fall 1% everyday forever* |
| Israel could nuke Iran. |
| I'm legit scared |
| You have the right idea given that vix is 30 and can’t stay here long but why not buy calls on the index rather than shorting vix. |
| The top part of the K seems to now have moved outside of the view of the bottom...\n\nPitchfork and guillotine manufacturers going to do well soon. |
| I was told this week was going to be a big nothing burger and it would be SPY 700 by now. |
| Blackrock about to bring second 2008 \n\n100k in puts |
| One time I buy calls overnight and they didn’t cook the job numbers. |
| I bought some 698 calls exp Thursday. Hail Mary time |
| Love this trick |
| Fuck that’s crazy for Maine |
| You would have made more money on your knees |
| GAVE UP ALL MY WEEKLY GAINS IN 1 DAY\n\nSEE YOU MONDAY |
| Why do I think Monday is Gap up and Green? |
| She can stay afloat with the first four compartments breached, but not five! |
| Same, my 20% is all boring dividend ETFs. |
| Normal people: weekend, yay!\n\nAyatollah: |
| Hey if the economy keeps going this way, at least a good percentage of us can likely still move back in with our parents. MAAAAA THE MEATLOAF! |
| Why naked ? Should\nOf did debit/credit spreads fam |
| Maine from 2.59 to 3.59 |
| hahahhahahahaha |
| weekly PNL \~$0 that certainly doesnt tell the whole story though lolol |
| I believe Joe would be Commander and Chiefing us to records never seen under this admin. |
| All u losers with USO calls, can’t wait for the loss p0rn |
| No, if the war continues to drive up energy prices |
| I am way too unavailable for this commitment |
| 5pm |
| 😢🚫🍌 |
| Or a really long fucking pipeline, like is that so hard geez |
| why dont u just take a break with the dips as they are endless. |
| There is no way out of this shit now. We’re all gonna be forever held hostage by a uterus shaped piece of desert rock filled with saltwater.. \n\nEven my port filled up with oil related companies is bleeding badly, price isn’t even bullish for them anymore as the implications of the price on the general economy overshadows the short term increase in earnings.\n\nI have cash, but damn, at what point do I buy here - looking real grim. I see no end to this, just short lasting relief whenever there’s a lie about «progress» or «talks going great» |
| If it keeps going down it could go down more. Got it boss 🫡 |
| I did and escaped relatively unscathed, cat |
| Buy SGOV anytime between x-div dates. \n\nCost reflects principal + accrued interest. Bond funds aren’t expected to appreciate. Fixed income is generally issued at par and matures at par while paying all the income. |
| Positions in replies loser |
| Only thing this admin has claimed is a fantastic economy and record high stock market. He is losing the first so I fully expect his decisions to be made to ensure record high markets. |
| Any idea when S&P inclusion announced. Just so I can watch RDDT fall another -3% over the weekend. |
| unstoppable force of a money printer, wed be SPY 1000 |
| do not |
| Iran has fired missiles at 13 countries. How much more could it escalate? |
| Watch 🌽 over the weekend as a reaction to the ongoing Persian conflict. |
| I will turn myself gay to dodge the draft |
| i made money today |
| Even after the recent drop, Shiller PE still at 39.7. Mean is at 17.34. We still have lot more room to fall. |
| What state do you live in? |
| Ben Youtube blew his portfolio to dust, great depression 2.0 confirmed |
| if it’s down 5% from here, that would still be high as fuck |
| Funny that AAPL is even on the vehicle |
| But what happened in the last 20 minutes? |
| then vix is $65 and your weekly calls expire worthless, looking in the mirror with drool rolling down your face |
| African or European oil tanker? |
| they had a reverse split |
| greeks have entered the chat\* |
| The problem is that nvda, amzn, meta, msft are Soo cheap it's hard for them to fall more |
| Selling naked oil calls at the onset of a war with Iran is always dumb, no matter when you look at it. Happy I saw this. I knew there had to be someone out there more regarded than me. |
| My god what a fucking glorious day, closed my LITE short for an over 100% gain, traded the Nasdaq on the 1m and made money going long and (mostly) short. Lastly, I opened up 4 short entries on oil that are more than likely going to print on Monday and if they don’t I’m just as happy because no matter what price oil goes to now, it’s going to 60$ a barrel within 6 months and I’ll make bank.\n\nIf you’re not building a short position on oil here, you fucking hate money. |
| You are just so highly misunderstanding how the market works. Everything you are talking to is already priced in. Sure i bet its higher someday. But yours calls are 100% toast. And you probably capitulate before it goes back up. Godspeed regard |
| Semi illiquid fund |
| Jobs- are not something new.\nOil- who needs it when everyone is unemployed \nWar- is not news already |
| And global warming isn't real |
| ⛰️🛢🚢⛰️ before monday? |
| But that lady had a funny laugh |
| Roundeye, why u no rikey the gays? |
| that will be the October surprise |
| I'm not shorting but defensive. Took my retirement to cash this week. Something feels off about the market and I think sitting out a month isn't the end of the world. Just waiting for an opportunity |
| No he made $8k of the call. Now he lowered his MU avr price but it doesn't matter now. MU is drilling hard today |
| gagged? |
| 7 digit tank fillup if you include that |
| This is starting to look like early 2022, we could absolutely see SPX fall to the low 5000 range if this continues |
| Very patriotic on my behalf to become exit liquidity for great US institutions like hedge funds. Support Wall Street = Support America in these difficult moments. Pray for Blackrock 🙏\n\n🦅🇺🇸 |
| It's not. What bloomberg reported is true. The whole data center plan is still intact, just the expansion plan was ended, which is what BB reported |
| But can you post dogs pics on his behalf? |
| gandhi |