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| Did you lose everything ? |
| Makes me feel better about my SaaS losses… |
| Well… the fake fusion company is merging with trump media so the failure is spread around |
| am i dumb or would a 3 month call option on amazon be a smart move after we level out a bit |
| It's the only person that will call me |
| All this ai better start paying off soon or these dumps are gonna look like little sharts compared to the real dumps lmfaooo |
| Mag7 no more, it’s just Mag3 - Google, Tesla and Apple |
| shit man I got calls for tom that are mostly destroyed by now |
| 3 new soup kitchens opened up by me |
| Is this a joke? |
| It’s ok. At least you are not poor |
| Just went I added more last month, sorry everyone, should I sell so it goes back up? |
| this is brutal |
| Nice cope brother. Delete this app. |
| Da Vinci couldn’t have done it better |
| I have lost so much fucking money in 2 weeks |
| Yikes |
| Sir, a third plane has hit the towers |
| This MSTR call is something else |
| I didn’t even know. I was focused on other stuff. Saw it and was like….woahhhhh |
| I wanna buy a sex doll so bad but what if one of my parents find out 😳 |
| Little baggie, don't be sad 😘 |
| $655 |
| I thought that Bubba passed the juice of presidency to 🥭 orally |
| Saylor insolvent at BTC 49k. Not too far from that point with these 10% daily moves |
| $5 |
| All in on $bebo |
| What do we think about RKLB @ $63? |
| you're getting IV crushed on those amazon puts unless the entire market continues to nose dive tomorrow |
| See you in 6 months |
| Think of all the seizures and public auctions there will be on all the crypto bros and heauxs assets. |
| Doing to the stonk market what he did to 8 year olds |
| Cloud - cloud AI |
| RDDT beats on everything, announces $1 billion share buyback, and you know the rest |
| Ain't no one hiring old fucks when AI can do it. |
| Satoshi is Epstien, Finkle is Einhorn |
| lets all go protest the impeachment of mane go. |
| # Retail should have never bought shitcoins. |
| That makes no sense |
| Market is giving vibes that say I’m done with options and just buying stock for a while |
| It's just the gully |
| MSTR unrealized losses increasing in real time with corn dropping |
| And I’d ride her |
| No, WE are fuckd |
| Gonna take a nice bath with my favourite toaster |
| So it's all gone? Sorry man |
| Amazon waited til close to rug the fuck outta me. |
| Interest rates aren’t bad.\n\nI don’t think they should move 25 basis points all the time.\n\nEither do 50 basis points or sit out. Don’t limp it. It’s Texas Hold ‘Em out there.\n\nAnd if rates go down and banks still don’t wanna lend then we will get a credit crunch. That’s probably what we have right now.\n\nI don’t think these economists and financiers and bankers don’t understand… economics and finance and banking. |
| Lower. |
| I only lost on stuff I chased. I am sipping coffee in cash and foreign equities until I understand why the groundswell is happening before I decide to put money to work |
| market will probably V hard from here and everyone will for some reason be shocked yet again |
| I'm down 10k or about 0.08% I'll be okay. |
| It's too much winning. I can't take anymore. |
| Yes, my calls are -100% at open for sure |
| Welcome to bagholders club |
| Systemic issue risk is real imo \n\n\nWait until Fed or admin intervenes then quadruple down |
| Looks like the Labour Party in the UK is owned by dark forces. That McSweeney guy is an agent. |
| These HOOD notifications are not good for my mental health |
| Sir another earnings call has hit the Qs |
| dash board to call SQL |
| It's a one way elevator. |
| This should get studied as en example of extreme cognitive dissonance |
| Not a bad idea. Mine are 1000 miles away though |
| SPY $685 tomorrow lol just watch. |
| apple will save the market |
| Yup |
| Remember the key to investing in the stock market is to buy kneepads for when you inevitably lose your entire portfolio and you want to prevent scrapes in the back of a Wendy’s parking lot. |
| what dropped 50%? |
| It’s actually quite amazing the depths of my wrongness on some plays 🤣 |
| damn you remember that unc 😂 |
| Like everything he says.. |
| How did he loose that much on a call? I though max is the cost of the call? Or is this an sell call? Uncovered call? |
| probably talking about covered calls. def would recoup some money but you are getting absolutely buttfucked on the drop. |
| They say buy the dip.\n\nBut it keeps dipping after I buy. |
| You right but my brain telling to buy nvidia at 170 waiting for Microsoft to dip 370 or less |
| So many people’s retirement accounts getting wiped out. Get ready to see a lot of old timers baggin groceries |
| Forgot the K after... FML |
| Margin calls |
| Crowdstrike is down 25% last 3 months. |
| So they will take over a money pit.\n\nMostly useful for burning more money. |
| NVDA down AH on news Amazon is going to give them all their money |
| Did they report? |
| you know what I noticed? nobody freaks out if everything is going according to plan, EVEN if that plan is CRAZY, lets say we pump small cap stocks and metals to insane levels to trap retail, NOBODY PANICS, because its all apart of the plan... but when I say oh ill get rich off a spx 0dte, EVERYBODY LOSES THEIR MINDS!!!! \n\nIntroduce a little leverage, upset the established order, and everything becomes RETARDED.\n\n \nI AM AN AGENT OF RETARDEDNESS, and you know something about that? It's fair. |
| No. You are well regarded in general |
| Bro these prices on Amazon and Microsoft are STEALS. Wake up people!! |
| I am already watching video about how to apply for Wendys. |
| everytime 🥭 lights up Iranian military bases, he will also light up your port and burn your paper. |
| Literally my one stock that went up today (prob cause it has gotten hammered over the last month) |
| I’m down 55% so right there with ya |
| $20k |
| They started pride month early this year |
| Do 🌽 holders use it irl? |
| Mstr or ibit at your own peril |
| not a good time for nasdaq etf bros |
| How tf is every stock I own down 5%-10% but SPY barely down 1%. Surely I can’t be that bad at this. |
| This is Bill Clinton’s Economy not Trumps. |
| The door. |
| I’m poor |
| Thank you. A correction is needed, everything is hyper inflated |
| It gets the people going |
| Amazon? More like Shit, we're GOING DOWN |
| I SOLD EVERYTHING\nFuck this market\n\n(This is a lie so the sentiment trackers think otherwise) |
| I'd get better returns in a HYSA. I think my LEAPs are the last time I trust amzn. |
| omg MSTR is so fucked lmfao |
| It’s actually never been better than this. We’re the hottest country, we’re so hot. |
| If you ever feel bad about your investments just remember:\n\nYep |
| You got it wrong, China Gold is wrestler who's fighting another guy named Dollah. Simple mistake. |
| 1m dollars in bitcoin? |
| If only I sold my stocks a month ago… |
| Oh perf, full porting tomorrow. |
| 10-20% |
| Are we even 5% off the ATH yet? |
| But… I’m wearing a suit and it’s still all RED!!! |
| GOAT sub |
| Don't look at TEAM stock lmao |
| https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unit_%28currency%29?wprov=sfla1 |
| I am going to keep buying MSFT and hope that it ends up like Google last year. |
| We’re going to get a nice correction and then see semiconductors hit a cyclical bottom and spur the next big rally all over again. |
| 1001 |
| That means you have more time to load it up. |
| I’ve realized that so many bulls in 🌽 or other horseshit are the biggest shills freeloader parasites of all time |
| COPX to the moon |
| #Sir An Amazon Package has Hit the South Tower |
| Three fiddy on a good day, take it or leave it. |
| SPY 590 |
| You think QQQ is going to 380? This is a new level of retard. |
| Is this because the Melania movie flopped |
| Is having a prolapse bhole a good thing? |
| Better luck next time. \n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/hbmoiizd5rhg1.png?width=800&format=png&auto=webp&s=75e0328cf9aa783ef7fa377d1998f01ac047848e\n\n |
| Am I regarded for going into $snap at this price |
| Me too |
| I should have know we hit the top when people started posting million dollar profiles. |
| saylor could have sold the top in october and bought back in today, doubling his stack. and this guy is supposed to be good at bitcoin.....smh |
| I blame DEI and Woke for this selloff. |
| Any cheap cybersecurity stocks? I don’t think anyone will trust vibe coded software to protect their websites and data centers. |
| $16k |
| Why do you say that? |
| Only 50 percent? |
| “I’m not worried about BTC price”\n\nlol |
| Oof |
| bols how do I load up calls on r/buttcoin |
| The funny thing is there's def a WH intern who has it in his tasks to hang out here and get a gauge of how the retail markets doing |
| It doesn't work, yet. When they were first making railroads in the US, it was a massive expenditure that didnt make money for awhile, the groundwork is being laid for things to develop from. I would hope you aren't obsessed enough with ai to have researched every product that uses Ai, so your generalization of it doesnt work is applied just to chat bots, but there is more to ai than just that. |
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| Anyone watching Berkshire to see what they are going to buy? They did build a huge cash reserve last year. |
| Retail was still selling in March 2009 😂 |
| 42k |
| Saylor might actually be the biggest regard out of all of us |
| I mean, you’ve got democrats smiling when they see George W Bush at this point. I think we know the answer. |
| Yes...\nOr no |
| How does MicroStrategy not only beat revenue but have any revenue? |
| Hearing "loyal investors" makes me want to run away so quickly. |
| #MOTHERFUCKER IM PUTTING MY CRACKED OUT 1 BEDROOM CONDO IN PARK SLOPE BROOKLYN INTO THE DIP |
| Now imagine if for Wells Fargo earnings all they did was show slides of the price of money and said” Okay so here at Wells Fargo we take USD and hold it, so we’ve been doing this for awhile” |
| i think she would need pedals, and probably handlebars too |
| What are you rotating into now that we have bear market? |
| On the contrary. They are proudly explaining all the new ways they’ll lose money |
| Put calls bro 😎 |
| Cancelled my Amazon Prime to kick them while they're down. How tf did they miss earnings I use subscribe & save for my toilet paper. |
| Jensen: As you’ve seen, our largest customers are increasing their CAPEX by nearly double over the coming year. Our associates in China have also been given the green light to start buying our chips, increasing our revenue by 20-30 billion on its own. We project revenue to increase by 120% over the next year.\n\n-6.3% |
| NBIS to 0 sooner than you think |
| Ha you guys are so dumb losing your money, meanwhile my paycheck is exactly the same as it was last year.\n\n...wait...\n\nshit... |
| Couple more days like today and civil war starts |
| Put a number you think corn is dropping to |
| Should have listened to me down here in the comments. I worked there recently and tried to warn you. |
| How many red days has it been? |
| I’m gonna send this to my dad, he’ll get a laugh |
| 😂😹 |
| rat meat will be fine. . . as long as it’s not beyond meat. |
| and a non-evil character lol, Vader should be riding the bear |
| not yet |
| HUSSEIN |
| Barack HUSSEIN obama |
| YOU KNOW JEFFICA?! |
| So that’s what the border wall was for, to keep us all in |
| Bers be aura farming just to get dead cat bounced tommorow |
| 250 UNH is almost here |
| I think this is a bad idea... If you look at all the earnings the market is punishing companies capex badly... Nvidia does capex... The market is saying stop buying Nvidia products. The market wants companies to stop spending money on semis |
| Hold on now... weren't those taxes documents fake according to him... are they schrodinger's tax returns? Fake and real at the same time lol |
| Remember when VOO was at a record? Seems like last week. |
| I'm a long term investor in tech now. Prob breakeven next year |
| They keep saying that they are in talks with big players and are finalizing contracts! Where are they? \nFuck IREN |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/trackrecord330 made a bet that QQQ would go to 619.97844 within **1 day** when it was 607.822 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 32 wins and 60 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| This feels more like pre-QE liquidity stress than true stagflation. We had the metals run, but it has been getting beaten down, and the dollar has been on the rise in the short term, nearly reaching its 6-month average back from a 4-year low. If the dollar continues to rise in the short term, there will be bearish markets, especially for metals. This is short-term deflation and will cause increased layoffs and increased rates. We know the future, because it is what has to happen. Eventually, they will QE to bandaid the dam once again and everything will ATH, and we will see the number go up, but our dollars will be getting less useful in the real world yet again. So, hurray! your account goes up 20%, but so does CoL and you are just running on a treadmill. |
| Who the fuck is still selling after -50% drop in a week |
| Because knowing when it happens is the powerful thing.\n\nI can tell you the heat death of the universe will happen in the future. |
| Companies are forward looking. They make investments to what will drive the business in the future. They aren't worried about the stock price going down in the short term. |
| 62% of Donald Trumps? |
| Andy Amazon gots to go |
| You weren’t here when LCID was CCIV 😤😤😤 |
| Love seeing you people lose me. (I am you people) |
| Many people sell, few people buy, line go down. Line go too far down, people who buy on borrowed money have to sell, make line go down more. Repeat until 30% or rekt |
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| Bro bought puts on a company already down 60%, and at least 20% of that was due to a retarded Google announcement threatening the end of gaming\n\nCome on |
| As someone who didn’t own AMZN, I’ll take this as a win. I do now. |
| they won’t |
| Yeah I feel you, I lost $100.\n\n \n |
| ☝️ |
| Anyone hear anything about this China Gold that’s supposedly going to destroy the dollar? |
| What does SNOW do? |
| We were hitting ath on monday, calm down |
| Nice |
| Guh |
| I imagine the MSTR earnings call is basically just “We promise to really try to not lose any more billions of dollars 🥴” |
| Broker called to make fun of me again |
| Even the hardcore btc bears had not envisioned a crash as fast at this one. I thought 66k was the bottom for this year. |
| Fuck all tue mag 7s are blowing all their money on this AI shit at what point will they see a return |
| Yeah, that they made more money than expected selling RAM for 400% more than they paid for it.\n\n\nRisk reward on good earnings or slight tech recovery is solid. Options are dirt cheap. |
| These prices looking good |
| Since I’m full port on calls and down 50% in days , it will be 0 |
| Lmaooo forgot about that |
| Sell in May and walk away….oh, wait. Fuck. Fuckfuckfuckfuck |
| A lot of “Top 1% Commenters” it seems |
| space isn't really _freezing_. It's a vacuum. You know, a near-perfect insulatory. So your gigawatss of heat have nowhere to go.\n\nAI chips produce so much heat you can't even cool them off with air, how are you going to cool them in a vacuum?! |
| wait, uh, so -puts it is? |
| Come on 3% when you post 13b in quarterly losses? MORE |
| RDDT really looked like it was doing something there for a sec |
| # " NEXT SLIDE "\n\n$mstr ER call is a complete circus 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡 |
| Anti-Midas touch. Same dude who bankrupted a casino |
| if my grandma had wheels she'd be a bike |
| I’m seeing shit reach April and liberation day esque bottoms this is truly insane. |
| yeah but that would be scary this price is nicer |
| It is what it is |
| It’s the CAPEX Cold War |
| Supreme Court could save the market today but I don’t think they’ll make a tariff ruling until the end of mid terms like cowards |
| if q's don't bounce at 590's we are going to 589 iron clad dd |
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| Not what happened. But what is going to happen. |
| long story short it's over |
| Peter thiel would say buy |
| I'm currently in denial |
| why would Barack do this |
| shite is not even recovering holy fuck |
| Baron Trump movie? |
| If you love it here, you’ll love it even more at 40 |
| How my AMZN 250c lookin I bet they crushed earnings |
| If anyone can do it why is everybody crapping their pants today lmao |
| That's what I used to do to my dad to get him to put $$$ in the sports book app |
| For some reason i don’t even feel my 35k loss off my 500k net worth I still want to keep going, this options shit fucked up my emotions |
| I miss the noose emojis |
| Where is Ja?????? Where is he during this time of crisis |
| At what level? |
| As a Precious Metals fan lemme just say this about todays stock falls… boo fuckn hoo |
| It’s under $5/share currently. |
| Sorry to burst your bubble, it’s US vs Europe, China, and host of smaller countries.. he’s double dipping in, and now it’s harder for the Supreme Court to rule against Tariffs, but according to the Law, I believe they don’t have a choice… |
| Good meme making is probably the best utilization of Ai. |
| https://preview.redd.it/6eh2jsb35rhg1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0481fecda721bd1370e98ba8794e6f4a84eae4d2 |
| they say buy when there's blood on streets, but what if it's your blood |
| lmfao |
| So who else got fked by SLV like a cactus without protection? |
| Show me guidance of a billion gazillion percent please |
| "Loyal investors" is a crazy thing to say on an earnings call😭 |
| Right now if you look at returns average PE of spy for example, you’ll see that expected returns for PE that high are like 5%. There’s not a lot of juice to squeeze unless the market pulls back. |
| Silver about to have a 6 handle. |
| aapl seems ok these days |
| Yummy Diet Coke always will sell in a recession |
| Everyone told me AMZN was the trade of the year. People also laughed when I brought SLV Puts. Good job I don't listen to other people. |
| If I had 0.0001 BTC for every time I heard someone say this, I would be a billionaire. |
| Zero, SPY has regard strength. Also all the big boys now understand you can just endlessly rotate into sectors and beat inflation versus taking your money completely out. |
| have you tried turning it off and back on again? |
| * days |
| 62% of his cult members probably |
| Joe bidens economy |
| Kidnapper wanted corn, not very bright. |
| All Money Zilch Nada…. |
| All is lost |
| Market is on its period |
| Lol nope |
| Rolled those profits into QQQ puts and it’s a hit, appreciate the advice\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/v4x9mb405rhg1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=32a39baa482dd3ce12074ab40dad9a3dd5386100 |
| Truly, I am |
| A big, strong man came up to me, tears in his eyes, and he said, “sir, bulls r fuk.” |
| Another company announced a weight loss drug substantially cheaper than theirs or Novos. |
| Tax strike! |
| Cool.\n\nA refiner wouldn’t give you 100% though so get a “margin of safely”. |
| 50% chance IV keeps increasing though |
| This is just the beginning, -49% drop to go. |
| It's murder inc |
| Three days |
| That’s the point. His entire family is enriching themselves. Kushner being invited to all these diplomatic functions to talk about business deals. Melania getting some fat pay checks for a movie no one wants to see through Amazon.\n\nAll out in the open for everyone to see. |
| Remind myself how much catching knives hurts while remembering (salivating about) that one time I caught the bottom to the penny. |
| this site isnt as much fun since the intelligence community started modding it. can we please at least have emojis back? |
| What if BTC meant buy the children and it’s falling in value due to them getting older for the Epstein files?!? Only DiCaprio can buy the dip |
| I thought pedo president only made stonks go up?? |
| I thought about buying the dip but I can’t anyways. Maybe that’s a good thing |
| I can use a ride. My name is Herb. |
| RDDT would probably be 400 if it wasn't for this selloff |
| Transfer me |
| Guh |
| If a major sell off means under 4%, what is 4+ percent selloff ? Isn't this just rotation ? |
| The fact that bitcoin is shitting the bed under the "crypto president" is certainly something. Makes ya think. |
| There's meds for that. Calls on pharma |
| Genius. |
| Big balls don’t equal big earnings |
| SELL SELL SELL!! CRYPTO BROS GOING BROKE. |
| Seconded to close UNH at a 26% loss. Can’t be dealing with that anymore, best roll the money into something else when market is less schiz |
| The best business model is asking people to give you their money to buy internet bucks that YOU own for hodl |
| Isn’t it funny that ai is selling ai. Because from the looks of it on robinhood no one else is selling. |
| They bought a bunch of RAM before prices went crazy and would have been selling it at a serious markup. I think they have a good quarter from that mainly. They are also geared towards consumers where as other larger players are cutting out retail. |
| I am 🙁 |
| We are selling to willing buyers at the current fair market price |
| Aaaand the run's over. |
| Eeeeyyyoooo aw I'm sad now. |
| Damn, I'm doing something wrong because I'm down much more that 1.93% this week |
| btc chart is going to scare the hoes |
| https://preview.redd.it/l0as73hw4rhg1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=acd5573385b2462619346a855042b20ec190f5f8 |
| Aren’t you tired of winning? |
| https://preview.redd.it/nu0edy8w4rhg1.jpeg?width=274&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1c5d8753eecf7de7371c5ddf1b6633b1f0377151 |
| That party’s just getting started. We haven’t even hit a circuit breaker yet |
| God. I hate 2026. 🤡 |
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| Melania 2 |
| Everything is red pre market. We will see further blood tomorrow |
| I SOLD EVERYTHING\nFuck this market\n\n(This is a lie so the sentiment trackers think otherwise) |
| Why did it dump today? |
| Guys what does Ja Rule think of all this? |
| So when all the shit settles down, what calls are you gonna fill port into? |
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| You'll need a bus at this pace. |
| So, I just looked at $BULL, and LMFAO it's even lower than when I sold my leaps! 😂\n\nThe two best feelings are:\n\n1. Making profit\n\n2. Selling and then watching the stock tank 💀 |
| How,? Nothing changed lol |
| Oh...damn. Thats a long ways down. |
| Over for btcels... |
| > Crap like this will destroy passive investing and wreck peoples retirements.\n\nMaybe that's the point |
| hi, we have solar on earth too. just a little bit less of it. \n\nexcept, you know, you can drive there. data centers in space are a solution to the problem of "I built a rocket company and not a lot of people need stuff in orbit." |
| Fuck JD |
| 😂 |
| Nah it’s taking a payday loan from your Wendy’s job to buy this shit |
| Movie deal with save Amazon tomorrow |
| https://preview.redd.it/7a7qbzpu4rhg1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4dcef54730a0b2b5096433389c197ecd3b4a39f5 |
| Silver to $38 \n\nBTC to $42k\n\n\n🌨️🐻❄️🐻❄️🌨️ |
| Saylor needs to avg down on BTC |
| At this rate btc going to 30k in a few month. |
| We are in the Golden Age of America now. |
| Jensen going to sacrifice himself like Tony Stark in End Game at next earnings |
| This shit is so fucking rigged |
| Can someone explain what happened? |
| 🙁 |
| Man this Vercel CEO seems like a cult member |
| $69. |
| thats always a top sign for me. (happens everytime i open the app) |
| Mission accomplished |
| They ( that guy in the picture and his "boss") are the assholes and WE ( the US, the dollar, the deficit, US credibility and respect on the world stage, the US economy,) are the toilet paper. \n\n \nThink about that. \n\n\n\nRemember folks...the US is the HOTTEST thing since sliced shit, A++++++++, better than ever, and for dinner tonight you can have:\n\n \nA piece of chicken, a floret of broccoli, a small tortilla and one other thing. |
| This sub is gonna lost their mind when Spy hits all time high next week lol no way they let this shit continue |
| I’m as late on those puts as Amazon is on your package. |
| New truth just dropped: Jerome to late powell I'm sorry please forgive me! |
| I was tired of winning anyways |
| Why so? |
| Gonna be expensive at this IV\n\ntheta gang watchin |
| Lost opportunity for a green light saber |
| WMT at $1T and $AMZN is at $2.3T |
| Thank you! I just wanted to talk about it with real humans. I will be okay. |
| Because he got called out on “it’s a great time to buy” yesterday during the senate hearing |
| I’m broke |
| Turns out the market loved it too. They're up 8% while these others fell the past week. |
| Lol Molina Health. \n\n\nShittiest insurance known to man. |
| Within days of the pardon of Binance CEO for money laundering, Binance promoted WLF’s $USD1, which is issued on the Binance blockchain.\n\nA UAE state-backed firm used $USD1 to make a $2 billion investment in Binance, a move that potentially generates tens of millions in annual profit for the Trump family.\n\nEven as the White House presses Congress to pass the industry-friendly legislation, the Trump family’s growing crypto businesses are emerging as an unavoidable obstacle after news that an Abu Dhabi royal backed a $500-million investment in a Trump-linked venture called World Liberty Financial.\n\nBunch of crooks |
| “But, Bosth…” |
| MSFT, 200 EOY |
| The COVID pandemic hit the US in Q1 2020, and the country shut down. The money printer covered that gap, and went too hard. \n\nBy 2021, the country was reopened, a vaccine was available, and most people were back at work. Then, with the economy recovering on its own, the Biden administration printed $7T more and threw it on to the fire. |
| > Is he in jail? Is he still doing business?\n\nFun fact about humanity, liars and grifters generally continue to lie and grift after they've been through the legal system, especially if they are able to hire lawyers to reduce their fines/sentences/etc.\n\nIf you want to completely trust someone who has lied in the past to investors and currently doing some dodgy stuff with that same company it's up to you. |
| Ohhhhhh my DoODaDs!!!! |
| 45 or 90 |
| You are right in your analysis except that if everyone loses their job due to AI, who is going to buy all those AI powered products?\n\nIt's a feedback loop that leads to both parties going bankrupt. That's precisely how I see the AI tech.\nYou can't just put like half the population out of a job and expect society to carry on as if nothing happened. |
| Don't double down |
| Fuck, very specifically, *your* port |
| Huh? Presumably they’re loaning against the actual property as well… |
| How do buybacks signal confidence? It’s literally artificial inflation of the stock |
| MAGA\n\nMade Assets Go Away. |
| Hahaha |
| It needs to be BLACKED |
| That has been me since Monday. |
| All of them except the pedo ones like rblox |
| 50% here. Cash gang now. |
| If you think bitcoin will recover, which history shows us it definitely will, then MSTR will recover alongside it. Why get off the elevator on the bottom floor? Should be money you don’t need immediately anyway. There’s no sense in locking in a loss.\n\nJust have some patience. \nThat’s how people lose their money by panicking when things crash and getting out at the bottom whereas if they just waited, they would’ve been just fine.\n\nIt’s different if it’s a company and something has fundamentally changed about how it operates or something like that, but nothing has changed about MSTR from last year other than the number a bitcoin they hold.\n\nThe question is, will BTC go up 10-15% from this level in the next couple of years?\n\nI think it will. Hell I think it will go way beyond that THIS year lol.\n\nI would just let it ride, put future capital to work elsewhere and just let it recover. So long as MSTR can stay operational for a while, there really shouldn’t be any reason to panic.\n\nBTC is crazy volatile. It’s the one investment I don’t touch unless I’m buying more.\n\nI just leave it alone. The people who win in the Bitcoin world are the people who do that. Just leave it alone. Like Saylor always says “it’s either going to 0 or One Million.” I agree. |
| KO |
| Oh yeah? No credit to dumbass tariffs ? |
| !RemindMe 36 months |
| Buying calls during a market wide crash, genius |
| Capex is bullish for micron |
| Either you own Sandisk or you’re poor |
| can someone full port orcl and msft puts so that shit goes up |
| Who the fuck invests in XRP. Actual dogshit coin. |
| That physical paper is called a “bank note” which actually doesn’t worth anything unless the gov and bank says so. |
| *Sigh* |
| He paid $750 in taxes, we know is true otherwise he wouldn’t be suing.\n\nHe paid $750 and is getting $10 Billion in return, a +13,000,000% return… maybe he IS a genius. |
| You’re just retarded then |
| Mr. Lighter and Crack Pipe jr |
| V for Very fucked. |
| Everything I did today was wrong |
| what stocks can drop more from here? |
| Guh |
| BREAKING: buying the dip is now patched |
| Literally anyone can call those things that far out. And the BTC crash started in October so a month ago seems retarded |
| Not real until you LOSE it. 😉 |
| Hope you guys not on margin |
| One of the reasons tech startups employees work faster than big tech is because their money/stock grant's value is not tied to WallStreet's daily sentiment lmao |
| How many edibles did you take? |
| Only good news is now I can buy back grannys silverware at a discount before my wife figures out what happened. |
| And then there's always the people like you that no matter how low it goes you would still call it a minor correction, completely disregarding people have different entry points. |
| no they were worse honestly. At least with taco he gave some of us poors a fighting change |
| See you in another life brotha |
| FUUUUUUUCKING SHIT! |
| HOW YOU FEELIN |
| The correction is actually due to Burry finally closing out all his short positions and selling his puts |
| Hahaha 15% total gains I made since September wiped out, we keep going this way it's buying rope stocks \n\nWeird how it's the exact same pattern as last year? January good, February shit. So we should expect a minor rally recouping half and another liberation day ig |
| Bullish on Raytheon then |
| https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YAKOWcs8w54 |
| Mango recession will be the greatest recession, like no one has ever seen before. |
| Can MSTR file for chapter 11 or you're not allowed when doing a ponzi? |
| What will HOODs price be next week post earnings? |
| [ Removed by Reddit ] |
| They’ve been lighting a lot more by buying btc, 23b is nothing. |
| STZ is up 17% this year.\n\nAlcohol is so back! |
| Why lmao, you think they've got something good to announce? Stock looks dead. |
| https://preview.redd.it/d16eeaol4rhg1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c73d683b73b7973ef5b15b13b5f2a2386253bdd9\n\nI am NOT among this 62%😭😭 |
| Same. Got the calendar call on it. Now it is fked. |
| Many people are confused as to why crypto is dumping, claiming it is "random" or without reason. I'll tell you the real reason in two words \n \nKevin Warsh.\n\nKevin is the ultimate interest rate hawk who rapidly changed his views on rates when it became obvious Trump would win the election. \n \nKevin Warsh thought inflation was the real problem in May of 2008. \n \nThe markets clearly understand he lied to Trump to get the job. |
| LLY beats and gives up all its gains the next day. AVGO, MSFT, UNH, and many more just dig deeper. I'm not gonna lie I might save this market tomorrow by getting puts on everything. |
| And earnings/market expectations beat |
| Yikes |
| what is this mans major malfunction |
| No man is an island, but dicks are like archipelagos. |
| I wore my suit and said thank you. It’s broken |
| They lowered guidance and dropped 20% after a certain president tweeted something that tanked it the night before. Then the market died and dragged them down another $20. |
| S&P 500 now stands for Sandisk & Poor's |
| Fuck when should I averge down my position. I think this might be dip for while. |
| cooling is extremely expensive in orbit. \n\nso is electricity, of course, once you account for the fact that you have to put the panels _in space_. |
| Anyone need a ride to the bankruptcy office?\n\n\nMy mom is picking me up to take me there in the morning and I figured I would see if anyone else needs a ride. |
| Nothing. I’m doing nothing. Got nothing to play with. |
| What’s that mean for btc? More downside or upside ? |
| When puts on VIX? |
| Yeah... Thought I was smart buying leaps on the "dip". |
| About to get margin called boys. It was an honor 🫡 |
| no you didn't |
| Future 0 |
| Girl I’m seeing asked if I like to cook. Does my cooked port count? |
| Why |
| WOKE is to blame for this selloff |
| Probably losing more money. |
| AI. It insists upon itself. |
| https://preview.redd.it/4tj119bj4rhg1.jpeg?width=3016&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3cb9414dfffa51c0231784b934f20f59a879510c |
| And that will seem mere change if he starts printing himself money at the Fed when JPow is gone.. |
| I’ve got holy water if anyone would like Last Rites for their portfolio. 💦 |
| The current news cycle on software is overblown. The software companies with truly innovative practices and competitive moats can't simply be copied using AI code-writing. The fear is way over hyped. Palantir and a few others also wield the best SWE's to customize platforms for their customers, and it isn't a process that can be done simply with AI. |
| You don’t need to have 30 dolls. You can have three. |
| Have you said thank you yet? |
| RGTX was 125. 😂😂 |
| I lost 50% |
| https://preview.redd.it/fra9i84i4rhg1.png?width=695&format=png&auto=webp&s=139d59b0aadd86c6fc0e3ffbf99daab4dbc3c955\n\n |
| What the fuck are they babbling about? Is someone going to address the billions of dollars lost in the last day or two? Who gives a fuck about advertisers and the possibility of getting smaller clients to advertise more? |
| pull back the charts and look at the natural incline. \n\nI'm guessing if we are in correction territory, we'll see April numbers. Before Trump said "*THIS IS A GREAT TIME TO BUY!!! DJT*," |
| So far |
| I was thinking this too. |
| Jeff gonna be pawning his Mrs engagement ring |
| capex going up, dollar dying, tech cratering, tariffs still not removed, inflation not solved, allies pulling out slowly, and jobs data showing the horrid state. |
| Coinbase is giving away 1m btc for the superbowl. By the time the superbowl gets here that’s going to turn to 100k btc |
| Thx Mane! |
| I could see that printing. Everyone doubling their capex. Daddy Jensen about to smoke the earning. |
| Saylor is so cooked and is definitely going to the history books |
| Burry already showed us in the last 5 years that being early is being wrong |
| That’s not the point I wanted to make. Even though BTC has massively outperformed Gold over the last decade, adding Gold to the portfolio can outperform BTC alone and reduce drawdowns |
| Just took an online autism test and I scored a 37 |
| Then recession starts tomorrow morning |
| Leave that poor old man alone. No I’m not talking about 🥭. |
| That photo goin around of the ERT dude standing infront of Artemis launch pad is so fucking hard \n\nWhat a job |
| HIMs shipment delayed due to weather, I need to know the percent relative to your 6m high |
| Your lord and savior says it should be valued at 10M, thats 2x the world gdp or equal to all the real estate in the world. |
| What are your plays? |
| Grandchildren? In this economy? |
| 🌽STILL DRILLING 😂 |
| banks loaning against crypto for real estate especially in california. wow. can't believe this is how housing crashes |
| The market is a mistress and I forgot the safeword |
| It feels weird to say that it needs to go up by nearly 40 % just to get to $7 which was its floor for seven years. There’s going to be a relief rally eventually. We’ve had like twenty straight bad days. When we eventually get 5 straight good days, the stock price will be above $6 again and from there, I don’t know if it will get to $7 quickly or if it could take a long time. Look at how this stock has moved the past 1 year though. It’s fluctuated between $7-$8 or $9, occasionally $10, so frequently. It’s a very volatile stock. The longest it stayed flat was for about two months from August-September when it was parked at around $7. Is there a possibility $5-$6 is the new normal? I guess. If the bull market truly comes to an end and AI / software / tech stocks keep trending down. AMZN just crashed 10 %. Bitcoin is near 60k. But neither of those were heavily beaten down in the first place. SNAP was. There comes a point when a falling knife won’t keep falling. |
| Any reasoning or looking to offload some bags? |
| Almost $2B BTC longs rekt (i.e. liquidated) in last 24 hours. |
| too dramatic, would like +2% day tomorrow |
| Yeah, so stupid. This market is definitely playing games with the retail investors. |
| Yea. I mean this is a reddit for literally making bets on the market. They’ll post x billion lost in a single day but won’t say “oh my god look how much the market gained in a single day”. If the employment numbers were so bad, the layoffs were so bad, there’d be more companies switching to more cash on hand. |
| Anyone else down 30% on their webull retirement account and up 20% on their webull papertrade? |
| Seeing both Amazon and MSFT going down more than -10% is crazy. |
| it was certainly heading there |
| Graddhy and the great Martis on twitter |
| This casino has been fun, see you at the next one. |
| danke schon |
| At least 420 memes would be back on the table |
| Are yah winning son? |
| I think 🥭really gave everyone a free bull market from April to January 2026 so you could buckle in for the horseshit of the rest of the year |
| clown. |
| Wonder if burry still has his pltr puts |
| Lly puts! |
| I was thinking about cashing the rest of my 20c 2/18 vix 2morro but at this rate I may just let these sonsabitches run |
| SPY 599 |
| The thing I love about Reddit is that it doesn't even have to come close to overtaking Meta for it to see massive growth. META 2025 ad revenue: 196 billion. Reddit 2025 ad revenue: 2 billion. Reddit could double and triple and quadruple without ever making an impact on Meta. |
| And we're getting increasingly efficient at it. |
| god i hope so |
| Leverage unwinding. Not much panic yet |
| Maybe markets reacting to a potential strait of Hormuz closure? I don't get the catalyst otherwise for this dump. |
| scam lee needs to go to jail |
| The only thing green in my account is the puts on IBIT. |
| https://preview.redd.it/t30tbxae4rhg1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4fb1e7ac26f5df422281e6f6a81fb9345460469d |
| Plus he said he didn't care if it went to $1, he'd just buy buy buy |
| You're assuming the data centers in space are something his engineers support (which they don't, because it's retarded). |
| But the real question is who’s confident buying puts tomorrow? They’re going to mind fuck with bull trap one day before it goes to 650’s |
| MSTR raised $23 billion and proceeded to light 17 of those billions on fire in 1 year |
| Seriously, my portfolio is up 60% since liberation day. These posts are just free karma though. |
| They've rotated from raiding the tax payers purse to pulling down the pants of retail investors. |
| sorry saylor has all agents tyed up.. |
| Tbf for UK especially people had to buy it if they wanted BTC coverage in their ISA as bitcoin wasnt allowed |
| Nope. With the amount of negativity around AI spend and resulting stock price slide, these companies will pull back on the spend and that will hit MU and SNDK |
| ChatGPT “personality “ is annoying AF |
| It’ll go up on the first day then plummet by like 15% the second day then go back up the third day |
| Isn't it ironic? Dont you think?\n\nIts like rain on your wedding day |
| yes |
| Por que no los dos? |
| anyone who bought during the autumn highs just experienced their very own "bitcoin halving" |
| SC gonna cancel tariffs and market will rip |
| The only positive is I sold a covered call for a decently juicy premium right before close..\n\nCan't donate to homeless children because I'm gonna be a homeless child soon. |
| your positions are fuk |
| Look at Smith n Wessons. No one want to sell it even up 40% in 6 months with upcoming blue wave elections |
| Who are they? |
| So let me get this straight... The strategy of Strategy is just buy more Bitcoin? There's no way this turns out badly for anyone... |
| SPY belongs at 400 |
| This is not even sweet summer child BS at this point |
| Dumped another $1k in HOOD |
| Ahahahahahaha😂😂😂🤣 |
| Even those are underwater |
| So you owe 500%? |
| Bitcoin will be $50k by tomorrow morning |
| The pumper in chief is awfully quiet |
| Gold painted dome |
| 12.7% |
| Good time to buy. I’m going fundamentals. |
| Hey Alexa play 213 by Slayer |
| Yeah, just like it was in 2024 |
| I’m being serious but when has this ever happened, I can only remember times where they sell off further when we’re bleeding or barely buy in when we’re Shrek green |
| Bought AMD today, I thought it’s bottom after -23% ,\nI guess I have to buy za dip again tomorrow |
| The fact AMZN ain't that far off Tariff levels, what the fuck is going on? |
| What are you eating for dinner?\n\n\nI'm thinking of some Tomato Soup and grilled cheese but not sure what else to make...\n\n\nTomato soup and grilled cheese isn't enough and I'll be hungry before bed if I don't eat enough. |
| I waited 4 days for a led it should have arrived on saturday. Puts |
| 😂😂😂 |
| mere 😂 perfect |
| You’re screaming at you right now through a book shelf. |
| Me too! |
| Bruh |
| Retardation and stillness lifts bull markets\n\nRetardation & leverage fuels bear markets |
| Drill baby Drill drill drill |
| Cant even hedge with gold/silver lmaooo. Oh ya this market is cooked. Sell it all baby |
| your down less then 2% - your going to be fine. . . |
| Yup |
| Can we let the wokes and gays run the economy again? |
| MU has an investor event next week too. Surprised the memory stocks aren't going nuts, it's obvious that they're going to be recipients of the ridiculous amounts of capex |
| Tech is almost back to April lows if you think about it. Crazy, buy the dip if you can! |
| Where is the safe haven |
| The ments just keep on coming. 🍿 |
| Energy rallied because of AI... |
| What’s the chance of SPY dripping to 600 in 16 days |
| While he was talking about the company's "loyal investors" |
| But it buys bread when I hand that cash in my town |
| What a cash chucker🙄 |
| \nI hope these CEOs are glad they kissed the ring… |
| It’s crazy that it’s in the same exact manner. \n\n- have a stupid idea\n\n- scam investors/it’s actually a money laundering operation \n\n- take out debt\n\n- funnel funds to personal offshore accounts\n\n- business doesn’t make money\n\n- business fails\n\n- don’t pay debt and go through bankruptcy \n\nCrazy how many times people can fall for the same scam |
| when mango is out of office i predict $TSLA at $30-40 range |
| NVDA leap buyers are back with $2.8M on the line for this 200C 3/19/2027 contract that is 14% OTM |
| HOOD 70, sure why not |
| Opened an Amzn call vertical thinking it’ll be flat or if it comes down a bit it’s fine and of course there’s no way it can match the hype and it dumps this much💀 and intel failing for more too from the other semi weakness |
| All big AI companies are beatings earnings after earnings but suddenly the market doesn't like it? |
| Thats an accomplishment! |
| Holy -32% 🫣 |
| \*WHITE HOUSE ANNOUNCES "GOLDEN DOME" TO BE RENAMED "GOLD-FOILED DOME" |
| Anyone else lose 30% of their money in just 2-3 days? |
| That Elon tweet about money not making you happy couldn’t have come at a worse fucking time lmao |
| Fair enough. I got one on the way so not that different. Maybe reduce the risk of your positions as a favor to them |
| The only ones that will deliver returns like we can while also offering some of the most durable and powerful companies in history. |
| This means calls right? If it goes down it has to go up, right? |
| Y'all say technical analysis is bullshit but the handful of guys I follow who do it have called the Silver and Gold rush three years ago, the Bitcoin crash a month ago and say QQQ is going to 380. I'll keep listening to them instead of you top buying retards |
| Muhahahahahhahahahahha |
| Tom lee and Dan Ives are responsible for this |
| Gawd I almost put that on an email at work |
| Only thing you can do tomorrow is go all in on an SPX 0DTE straddle and wait for the one that prints to close |
| My port needs to fight for survival like it’s the third monkey on the ramp to Noah’s ark and brother it’s starting to rain |
| Horee shit |
| What were you all gambling on in January?\n\nWe’re not even at the November lows but you’d swear it was the apocalypse in here |
| https://preview.redd.it/vhr7dj584rhg1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=409b4bc5879dad2b6a288a86b46e84a495ab8369\n\nWhen fake money decreases in value: |
| More FUD until morale improves 🤭 |
| American Securitization Forums at Vegas just got competition. |
| Your ma on a trampoline. |
| Half the newbies on wsb will do anything but blame themselves |
| You are not alone. I lost even more… |
| KEEP DRILLING |
| I use to hold this for some time then sold i check it out sometimes and its around 50 all the time |
| How is vix only 21 rn? |
| You good bro? I'm just here to thank you for your donation. |
| 2069 |
| It’s giving April 2025 vibe |
| https://preview.redd.it/wqzkebn44rhg1.jpeg?width=246&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8b8afe7fab6fd4d622a46a6889d7c58493a1e47c |
| You mean QE4 in 2020? Who was in charge then? Or the CARES Act printing 2.2 trillion in March of 2020? Who was in charge then? Just look at this graph https://fred.stlouisfed.org/series/M2SL\n\n Its crazy how y'all's minds have been so effectively hijacked by a conman that you will rewrite history so you can "win" |
| aapl hit by nothing but collateral the entire day |
| MangoRX |
| 27th time is the charm |
| "It really doesn't mean anything that BTC is now below our average purchase price"\n\nAside from the fact that losing money on BTC means that BTC is a bad investment, and MSTR's entire business model is hodling BTC and hoping it keeps going up forever without any take profit strategy? |
| We don't like whites that much. |
| Wait till you see "stock falls as not enough capex to indicate growth" |
| MSFT made wayyy too much profit last quarter, gotta dump that money making machine, lol |
| SLV: “Remember -30% last Friday? Wanna see me do that again?” |
| We now need some chinese guy saying : OK AI IS A SCAM, IT JUST DOES KITTENS CUTE VIDEOS AND SHITTY SONGS. WE MADE IT W 3k.\n\nAnd enjoy watching the world burn |
| $0 for 🌽 "fundamentals" sounds fair. I guess in a bullish scenario I'd say maybe $10. |
| Shares don't have time decay like options.\n\n\nGoogle is a fucking world class company, their AI will be useful and money they spend will be money well spent. All that happened is their share price got too high because greed/ optimism or whatever. \n\n\nThey'll be back up. |
| I'm sorry for being selfish but, as someone who had already suffered heavy losses from RDDT and HOOD over the last three weeks, I'm glad there are now many more retards who can join me in the red. Thanks for keeping me company friends. |
| Yeah, mfs said at end of 2025 it will be at the moon |
| Crazy to think despite all this carnage SanDisk has more than doubled YTD |
| Aftermarket is now the real market. |
| Lmao |
| No. Puts it is |
| https://preview.redd.it/b8vx62d34rhg1.jpeg?width=273&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4762a976b2d07a8ef07bd9ff5d8b16db78f153a6 |
| https://preview.redd.it/q6mteak34rhg1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c0af4e342a470d1bd7e4a5158e611c14130e2fd0 |
| WEN SUICIDE HOTLINE PINNED? |
| It's how they built the pyramids after all |
| All you had to do this week was buy mstr puts on Monday and get rich by doing nothing else \n\nI did \n\nDid you? |
| So is like 50% of mstr employees looking for new jobs behind the scenes lol |
| Orange is the new red |
| I wish. |
| No |
| I saved some cash after selling some green space stocks 😁\nBut za dip tomorrow again? 🤔 |
| Only way to save this economy is to have a televised competition to see which president will poop their pants better. Sleepy Joe vs 🥭. |
| What's that orange shitstain saying about this creepto collapse?? |
| They don’t make a pair of underwear that can hold his bag. |
| Going to make some popcorn |
| UNH and MSFT are the BA of our day. |
| 20% drawdown or more typically |
| hey, i try to be as bullish as possible but this capitulation event was prob long btc holder selling, bottom are easier to call after weeks, not now |
| I'm convinced Wall St kept Saylor around just because it's funny to make him the butt of the joke |
| Dan Ives and Tom Lee running for the hills after leading Bulls to slaughter? |
| 6 months |
| Was some chinese scam but i still regret putting it on my watchlist and buying amazon, who was flat for the whole year. I was looking at it under 5 🫠 |
| It’s fake money, not real until I see it |
| Lost about 25% on my portfolio in two days. AMA. |
| Did IT and it's mutant family get theirs before the crash?\n\n\n\n If you wear the Red Badge of Ignorance, nod your head in unison NOW. |
| Sleep on shares of Yieldmax… |
| SOFI back to $15? |
| Priced in. Calls on the fire sale. |
| Ain't no oversold when everyone runs for the exit |
| More puts? |
| We gapping down below the 100 DMA for SPY |
| I’m going to only tell people that see this comment to buy CRSR stock before earnings. |
| where's the suicide hotline? |
| My family |
| !RemindMe July\n\nOnly emotional retards. We will climb back up watch. |
| VIX is currently a store of value |
| You're looking at it from the wrong angle. Imagine the potential gains!! |
| This is actually insane, worse than November which was just 3 months ago |
| cope |
| Remember it is just money, you are fine.\n\nBut also remember you need money for everything. |
| What if I had a ten inch cock… 🤷♂️ |
| The OP is trying to disparage the highly anticipated SpaceX stock listing because he thinks he's smarter than the entire finance industry and engineering industry\n\nUnfortunately most of the reddit popular page is like this. Twitter/X is better if you find serious people to follow |
| Cry and hold |
| FIRE SALE |
| How am I down After hours more than during blood bath day WTF |
| I think tomorrow may be green |
| In sympathy for MOH. |
| lmao you serious? bro its done, pedo money |
| Sandisk about to hit 1000 a share tmr with MMs selling AMZN and MSFT to rotate into SNDK lmao |
| Fuck Tom Lee |
| 30% of the time does not sound so good. |
| So much tech in free falls rn sheesh, other sectors holding spy up for now but tech, minerals and all Reddit’s favorite stocks are dumping hard, wonder what the vibe shift is about |
| unless the selling is forced, via margin calls |
| It is not skyrocketing. It’s sitting at around 4.5% which is where it was 10 years ago. Skyrocketing was Covid at 15%. Can you provide context on the dollar losing 17% of its value. Over what time scale? |
| We r fuk |
| Bezos is a fraud/\nThat package will not ship now/\nWe all tire of this |
| You gotta quit after 11 losses. |
| A week or so ago someone posted a screenshot of a tweet of someone famous that told us he bought JNJ and sold WEN... does anyone remember who it was?! |
| Autism would be a good diagnosis compared to the reality |
| I see you |
| I bought IRE after hours, stopped out, and it went to its 52-week low. Impressive. Send IREN back to 5$. |
| No one knows but it’s provocative |
| So what's bitcoins fundamentals like p/e?\nOh it's literally infinite?\nI guess that makes the fundamental price about 0.00 USD |
| Feb 8 2026 is WW3 as scheduled in the Epstein files |
| But did you download one of those apps for an AI girlfriend? |
| This ☝️ |
| Short the fuck out of oracle |
| lol. why's everyone bearish on AI now? just cuz you missed the ride up? don't worry, we're refueling. LITE to the moon |
| https://preview.redd.it/bbzzryrx3rhg1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=3fec377ed4f4259f59be9b5c2c26273d0f042de7 |
| Big money making opportunity. We must choose wisely though. All stocks won't bounce back this time. |
| !remindme 1m |
| The fact that only META got an earnings bump and held it, told me to sell my AMZN today |
| lets hope it's only a correction |
| All these stock analysts ought to be fired. What the fuck good are they? |
| I said online man, I’m not setting foot amongst the unwashed! |
| $120? Was that in 2003? |
| Thanks Rare-ish |
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| I hate to say it but I feel like a fucking champ just being cash right now. Its like driving slow by an accident and the car that is on fire was the car infront of you that didn't stop for the red light. |
| market winning bigly tomorrow |
| 😞 |
| Hey OP how many years in the hole?? |
| They'd rather spend money on Ballrooms, Arch's and the fucking Arts and performance centre than focus on what really matter to everyday folk. No wonder the economy is in the shitter and the market collapse has just begun. |
| Nobody cried when we had the biggest run up since last April. All of a sudden it dumps and now people are crying. You had your chance to take profit. No crying in the casino. Blame yourself |
| AMZN reported triple-digit growth in its chips business too, I dunno I feel like this drop is short-sighted. |
| When BTC 100k again? |
| Are futes broken? |
| French revolution. For releasing his tax returns showing multiple years paying no tax |
| thats is trending story rn |
| March is a bullish month 30% of the time! Too bad it’s only the start of Feb |
| Sitting in cash… |
| "country". There. I fixed it for ya. |
| I always lose money on Fridays yet I thought playing Amazon earnings this time would go fine, alas |
| Nuts 🥜. You need when your wife kicks it after she finds out |
| I hope it runs to 7 bucks |
| Yes down over 10k today on Amazon alone |
| when iam poor again |
| I don't care about anyone's politics, I'll never not laugh at fat JD Vance memes |
| I miss jpow |
| i think i'm sick of AI, personally |
| Being so heavy in cash because i didnt want to risk too much while shopping for a home feels good. Still dumped a lot on my high beta stocks |
| # Asians please save us |
| What caused the sell off? Been off from reality |
| https://preview.redd.it/6vhn5d9u3rhg1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a69706211fa33efa664d25763e46ab7836dfab5e |
| I hope he just walks out and shits hit pants again. |
| > Biden was not president during Covid. \n\nRight, which is why printing trillions of dollars of COVID relief money via “The American Rescue Plan” and “Build Back Better” was regarded. The pandemic was over, and he blew $7T more using the pandemic as cover. |
| Out-fucking-standing, this is going to be my new favourite website |
| Covering shorts basically |
| I know corrections are inevitable, but god damn does it hurt every time |
| Give the devil his due. He knows what he’s doing even if he seems an incompetent idiot at times |
| there a bitcoin for business conference in vegas in 3 weeks? that shit gonna be super awkward lmfao |
| Get ready to go to the frontlines for WW3 |
| https://preview.redd.it/wr00y0et3rhg1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a5584e76585134da292c1d69f9fa603a1c40c5b1\n\n |
| Checkmate, liberal |
| 2-3% |
| The market is in a bit of a gully. |
| Current company logo:\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/lo29cx3t3rhg1.jpeg?width=2488&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=563efb6ff828e4bbd572caacac16675855250d70 |
| MSTRs management recommendation - just hold and tell you friends to hold too🤡 |
| Yeah seems like the only way to go. Maybe some leaps at some point |
| It'll be back. It didn't go far. |
| Why did MSTR bounce back to $105? What kind of silver tongue lies is Michael Saylor telling on this earnings call? |
| That moment when you realize meme stocks are starting to go red YTD while SNDK is still +128% GUH |
| pics of your order fill or gay |
| They're now the size of blueberries 🫐 |
| cry? what about die |
| almost anything \*in tech |
| Dip before the rip - clarity |
| I mean it's remarkable to turn 47 billion in unrealized profits into a 10 billion dollar loss one of us one of us |
| Stocks are on sale. |
| Please keep drilling 🌽 \nI don’t want you to bottom yet. |
| sir this is a casino |
| Damn I missed that one too |
| We were used for their exit 😭 |
| At least we got a crypto president innit |
| I’m not a regarded bull most of the time, and yeah we’re in a sell off possibly bear market. But jfc bears are so annoying this time calling it the end of the world and screw anyone who invested ever |
| All in calls |
| What if Epstein was Satoshi? |
| The market is the last thing these wholes have left. Once it goes. it'll be GOOD RIDDANCE.\n\n |
| My SCHD is at ath still |
| time is a weird thing, joe was hated but how will he be perceived compared to orange after 3 more years |
| Maybe rate cut or tariff ruling or if I buy puts |
| Where can you look this up? |
| I bought one 220 put lmao. Looks like it will make some money tho |
| mstr is so lame turn on zoom comments I wanna see something |
| Just buy the dip you regards!\n\nJust like me 🤗\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/ekmylj6q3rhg1.jpeg?width=555&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0f41e30150c45bbcc0f6ccf5bd1bfbf60db81604 |
| WMT pumping cuz they don’t have a gay ass chat bot named Rufus |
| I bought the dip but it kept dipping. |
| https://preview.redd.it/iugtr05q3rhg1.jpeg?width=1148&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a158adc5c20bf1e139e1d9211910e2e76ab2f39b |
| https://preview.redd.it/oxdhicep3rhg1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5132874df31a605058737afc8c62c55fca89468d\n\nThank you! |
| goddamn just put saylor on the mic how hard can it be |
| UNH and MSFT look juicy man. |
| [ Removed by Reddit ] |
| I don’t know. I’m surprised |
| I’m planning to get in on QQQ 590p 2/27 expiry, when did you buy? |
| love the coping from analysts.. "we're only a couple percentage points away from the highs"..\n\nmeanwhile a shit ton of indicators say sell |
| am i unbanned yet |
| btc island ;\_; |
| 🌈 🐻 |
| Anyone hold AMZN like me?!! what will you do /(ㄒoㄒ)/\~\~ |
| its been like this for months on most stonks actually. just no one pays attention to anything but whats posted on this shit site |
| Good news for the US either way, unless the JPY loses value overall.\n\nWe need someone with greater buying power to buy our bonds and supply our economy with liquidity. |
| Fuck bro its all gone |
| You leave Brock out of this |
| What is "correction" territory? |
| So, it's not a bubble? |
| So I guess Nvidia, Microsoft and Amazon are shit. |
| Everything's either an AI firm or crypto Treasury 😭 I'm going full port in energy and defensive shit those are the only calls printing for me right now |
| this guy lol |
| Thought of the day: "MARKET HATES CAPEX I GUESS LOLZ" |
| Now that I think about it… he means assassin’s creed… doesn’t he. That’s why he didn’t say it. |
| Every time he says Bitcoin, Bitcoin dips more. |
| The exception here might be the MSTR- related stuff. If the trip wire gets hit they might unwind to the point of no return. |
| It could be worthless, but you can't afford to let your competitors get there while you sit on the sidelines.\n\nThe same is true for investors. AI failing is good for employees but bad for investors, AI succeeding is fantastic for investors and horrible for employees. \n\nIf you can't make money from your job, you'd better own a substantial portion of the machine stealing your job. |
| AMZN |
| Drawdowns do occur every year.\n\n This is Mid term year data\n\n2010: a 18% drawdown\n\n2014: a 5%, 6%, 7%, and 11% drawdown\n\n2018: a 12% and 20% drawdown\n\n2022: a 6%, 8%, 11%, 12%, 13%, 18%, 19% drawdown\n\nHowever, this year is a bit different as many mega caps and tech/software are already down big |
| Three are the type of guys asking why didn’t Obama stop 9/11, Lamo |
| Im sick already |
| Holy fuck Meta what the fuck |
| The president is going to spend the next 72 hours thinking of a way to pump the markets and then he’s going to bomb Iran |
| SNDK will survive in a month or two right? 700? 🙁 |
| Domestic terrorist assassin, not my words |
| Welllllllll…shit. Sorry, my dude. |
| Just in time to drop dead. |
| The AI bubble is popping |
Microstrategy almost at a $10 billion dollar loss you can watch the tracker  MicroStrategyBTC.net microstrategybtc.net |
| Oof |
| The MSTR CEO is trying not to cry |
| The incident |
| Byt why? It is already so low 🙁 |
| If it makes you feel better I'm down 53% over the year |
| QQQ back to $260. Multi year "head and shoulders" pattern confirmed. Biggest of all time, folks. Yuuuuge. |
| Idk. It seems pretty serious about dropping. Might also be a -2% day because I got stuck holding some puts on volatility. |
| Have you tried competitive synchronized swimming? I think you’d be really bad at it. But it’s a life. |
| Not to mention the way your dressed. |
| Elon, access to best engineers in the world:\n\nRedditor, from Wendy's: akshually |
| Probably move in with my parents. |
| Rgc was what gamestop wished it was |
| Bold really said “today, I’ll buy calls” LOL |
| There’s no such thing as money, it’s made up… pieces of paper so we don’t have to kill each other |
| The liquidity from all the selling has to go somewhere |
| Lol |
| I mean you’re talking about gold that basically doubled in value in a year and bitcoin that went up a 1000x over the last decade |
| I can’t bring myself to buy anything this is fucked |
| Proud regard right here |
| BTC bottom establishment |
| Obliteration day. |
| And target if you have self respect |
| Basically done an entire years wages in less than a week 😢 |
| UNH drilling. |
| RBBN boutta bounce so hard at open |
| The market will double... the number of calls made to hotlines |
| Everything trades like grypto 😂\nLook at SPY and QQQ and MAG7 |
| Never thought I would see the feared downward chainsaw pattern on the charts this afternoon |
| Google fell to 306 and climb back to 331 \n\nI have shares at 330\n\nNow imagine if I had bought at 306 and sold at 331 dammit |
| Buying Amazon here |
| The winning will continue until morale improves |
| Are you entertained? |
| Did Sundar Picachu tell you that? 🙄 |
| At this point we've got to come to terms with the fact that a plurality of Americans voted to have their pockets picked. |
| My moves for tomorrow are to cradle myself in the corner and shake violently as I watch my account go down for the 5th day in a row |
| More ai slop so my electricity bill can continue to go to the moon. |
| Fuck it. Send WMT to 2 trillion |
| Anyone SPY puts March? Thoughts? |
| I actually tried to buy the companies that provided Capex to the companies providing Capex to the .. companies. Lost money on that too. |
| this |
| WHAT THE FUCK IS GOOGLE DOING |
| 🅱️iberation 🅱️eek |
| Yes Jassy, I really care about how much the customers are loving things. Please continue talking about fucking customers.\n\nWE ARE INVESTORS MFER, TALK PROFITS, NOT CUSTOMER SATISFACTION. READ THE DAMN ROOM. |
| Paper hands saves ports |
| MSTR : "dont sell remember the fundamentals that caused you to buy" LMFAO |
| Rddt back to 250 next week |
| They really talking about 🌽 "fundamentals" 😂ya, anyone who buys it is fundamentally regarded. |
| One of u mofos bought sandisk and flipped the chart |
| They’re ostensibly a software consultancy |
| We really aren't appreciating the depths of hell that have been released thru the files lately it's pretty fucking remarkable |
| we can only hope |
| -15% day for Amazon on inline guidance and increased capex |
| Anyone hold AMZN like me?!! what will you do /(ㄒoㄒ)/\~\~ |
| the jbeginning of the jend |
| Guess it depends how often you’re losing $10k… |
| This market is simply taking the form of its new AI psychosis hallucinated slop creator. |
| Can only prop the shit up so long with bullshit and hopes |
| need to put bengay in my ass the way this market is fucking me rn\n\n |
| So much tech in free falls rn sheesh, other sectors holding spy up for now but tech, minerals and all Reddit’s favorite stocks are dumping hard, wonder what the vibe shift is about |
| Why the fuck am I even a bull with options? I have over 350k in my long term port at 30 I should be fucking hedging with puts what a retard |
| That's not based in reality or logic but have fun |
| MOREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE |
| It’s coming. Don’t be greedy |
| Bro is really tryna get people to baghold Bitcoin cause they overdid it 😂😂😂 |
| Chipotle hawkish on portions bro |
| Congrats overnight SPY putholders! 🥳 |
| Didn't realize I'd need so much lube |
| hey, americans...miss biden yet? |
| how is spy only down 2,5% when every stock i have is down 20-50% since october |
| Everything down every day is starting to get me worried about whats to come. |
| IT'S A GREAT TIME TO DIE\n\n-ME |
| I have a 100k calls says you are wrong. |
| Yeah..no one gives a fuck about reddit. |
| Anyone who bought shares of (almost) anything in the last 3 months is deep in the red. |
| Hoping you’re right nonetheless |
| 😂 |
| BTC = buy the children? |
| I am off to asking Claude Code to make me an app, never gonna make money in this market |
| They have a publicly traded stock in this market. |
| hopefully my qqq 590p and amzn 200p stay itm tomorrow |
| Grand theft: Everything |
| Gold the store of value is also in the mud. What now? Calls on bread |
| Why the hell are they spending $200B with such poor returns compared to GOOG and even MSFT? Does Melania need another documentary? |
| 😂🤣😭...I needed that laugh smh. |
| Sorry for your loss OP! |
| The funny thing is btc is not an asset to them. They own to much, they cant sell without btc goes below 10k. So an asset company with an unsellable asset. |
| Another $63k drop and 🌽 will be properly valued |
| Wiped all my gains from the last year in three days - wanna join my discord? |
| Sir this is a Wendy’s |
| The majority of the thousands of people watching this are here to laugh buddy |
| HOOD down 30% since I panic sold for a 10% loss at $105. Thats nuts. |
| I'm down more than drug prices... like 600% |
| This gave me a chuckle, yes |
| just remember, the minute you think puts are the play, we are pumping to Valhalla |
| I need to do something with my life instead of pressing F5 all day on WSB and market charts |
| Have you ever been into a bear market? 2022 lasted 6 months plus 2 bottoms before going back up and it wasent even that of a long dump |
| HYSA baby |
| Until open when it gaps down -20% cause SPY is going -2% tomorrow. 🫵🤡 |
| Holy fk |
| it'll come back dont worry about t |
| Im glad i did research on what I bought... even through all this debauchery I am still only down 5.86% on the last 365 days |
| Shining metal down the drain 🤡 |
| You can’t be this stupid, can you? Biden was not president during Covid. Trump was |
| Fr |
| One little blip and the "muh manipulation" guys come out of the woodwork. You ain't seen nothing yet. |
| Yeah, idk how the 10 stocks that make up 40% of the index tanking 25% this week alone only correlates to 3% off ATHs |
| Anyone else have MCHP options? |
| Lol...shouldn't have sold my puts so early |
| Ok what happened w bezguy earnings? Is this dump justified?\nEDIT: oh ok capex |
| Cause I sold my calls. |
| Tbh, Bitcoin and crypto in general has a lot of good reasons to hate it. |
| Bro zoomed out to 2018 like this sub's average longest "investment" timeline isn't far otm 30dte monthlies lmao |
| 63,445 |
| Oh look. It's another internet edgelord with $500 invested, posting from his parents trailer. |
| No, absolutely nothing has changed with ONDS it’s just following the downtrend. Absolute mega buying opportunity imo |
| I mean QQQ is basically down 10% in a week if you count AH price right now. |
| Browsing week-old threads of silver bulls is fun. |
| WE ARE TOTALLY FUCKED!!! Full port puts at open!!! |
| They're doing that too. |
| Could be for sure |
| That aint gonna work this time |
| I’ve lost 20k YTD. I should have sold everything in December |
| Fingers in so many pies they're using their toes |
| I understand the theory behind MSTR's moat against forced liquidation, but it just strains credulity that BTC could drop to $10k and they'd be fine. |
| Lol how many all time high green days did you have to wait through to post this? 🤣 |
| It was when they announced insane share dilution last summer at $400.\n\nIt was the Saylor infinite money glitch. AKA the Saylor rob investors to buy up bitcoin to $120,000 glitch |
| BULL -15% today. Just shoot me so I don’t have to do it myself |
| Congrats on the 2% increase |
| My boring ass REIT is the only thing in my port that is green today\n\nRip bull anus. And mine too |
| You're fine bro those are two of the best stocks, just hold and do nothing |
| I do not understand how people operating in 2026 have not experienced how indispensable AI in its present state has become, let alone what future iterations will be. Purely antidotal, but in the span of 3 months I've gotten out of being roped in as a defendant in a liability lawsuit and yesterday I was able to craft an argument that got me a full refund on an auto repair and they let me keep the part they installed all thinks to Chat. Just getting a lawyer involved in these instances would have cost me over $10,000 and that's not even factoring in the time, stress, etc or if it would have yielded the same results and I'm paying $20 bucks a month for this. On the daily, I'm having Chat do mundane things like turning pdfs into excel files that used to chew up valuable time in my day. I'd pay $20 a month for that alone.\n\nI'm one of the most subscription adverse people I know, but right below electric/gas, phone and internet is my Chat sub. If they doubled the price, I wouldn't think twice about keeping it. At its present rate they could charge me $100 a month and it would still make sense to keep it...and this is as shitty as this will ever be. |
| Shoulda listened |
| Hero of the Stupid |
| Lol i was here for this!!! 😂😂 |
| Damn that Obama! All his fault! |
| Hate to see it |
| Seriously what even gives SPY the 3% bounce back at this point? |
| I got so fucked today holy fuck |
| Take the mic from jassy |
| I’m going to be down over 60k from Friday at open. FML.\n\n🤦♂️ |
| Well I sold anything green except for ASTS and anything red as long as it would put at least £100 back in cash without a loss of more than £25. Simplified the portfolio I guess |
| idk |
| Makes me want to vomit |
| Corn still falling, right? |
| Only thing I’m holding is $GLD calls lol I’m on my boomer shi |
| That's weak money. Get an account that is 4% |
| Lots of circuit breakers |