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| #This is all Obamas market and there’s nothing you can say to convince otherwise 😡 |
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| I think his point is if this turns against him he’s ducked. |
| Good shit. I would personally sell but all you 😂 |
| Eh it all depends really. Any contract on their day of expiration is gonna be tough to sell for anything if its not incredibly close to hitting. Like if it was up 5% first thing in the morning and he sells yea, but if he even waited till 10/11am and it was still only 5%, its honestly probably worth 10¢ again. \n\nBut of course all depends, just a warning message for u regards trying to replicate this |
| Why don’t you sell the stock (pay taxes), fund your IRAs to the max, and buy LEAPs for ~300 contracts = 30,000 shares?? Cash out the remainder as YOLO insurance. \n\nJan 21, 2028, strike range 40-60 is between $40 to $50 dollars. You can create a rollover strategy in your IRAs to reduce taxes and stay invested on the road to $500. \n\nWouldn’t you come out ahead in the long run?? |
| All the money went to Hegseth's [lobsters](https://www.foxla.com/news/pete-hegseth-pentagon-lobster-spending-93-billion) |
| Amazon… same shit just better |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/nolanjp made a bet that ASTS would go to 70.3494 within **5 days** when it was 74.052 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 2 wins and 5 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| Is it too late to buy nvidia, amd, and intel? |
| We all learn from our mistakes this happened to me at a sell position when I had to go to the bathroom then trump said they will continue the cease fire… bang in five minutes I could’ve made at least 20k by the time I came back it was gone.. lesson learnt it’s not just don’t sleep with an open position… don’t pee with an open position 😂 |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/WorkingEffort425 made a bet that SPY would go to 700.0 within **1 day** when it was 710.848 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 0 wins and 1 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| Those hippies need to get a job. |
| Whole world became a casino, he about to bankrupt |
| https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/s/vFwXWIK6B7\n\nBullish we are rationing the war in Iran |
| Biden’s market been pretty lit lately 🔥 |
| How many NEETs are on here |
| There’s a brand called QQQ, ask for the 700 option call. Ask for a 0 day delivery. |
| This is a comedy. It's also real. |
| I believe I can fly. I believe I can touch the sky. |
| Oh no.. |
| Exactly lol |
| Why stop at greenland?\n\nIts time we free the Irish! Saoirse! |
| Hey do you want to pay off my student loans? Maybe? 😅 |
| >Hedge Fund Launched by Instacart Co-Founder Has AI Call Shots\n\n\nI’m pretty sure there’s already people on WSB asking ChatGPT to do this… |
| I know what you mean but consider: in the boy who cried wolf story a wolf shows up in the end. |
| Good point. Yeah that's why spy and qqq may be junk going forward. Mag 7 sacrificing themselves to keep the ai economy going. |
| And new chair of reserve will likely cut the rates. |
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| Thanks for your submission! \n\nTo keep things interesting, we want to see big gains and big losses! \n\nSo we've set the following thresholds for Gain, Loss, and YOLO flaired posts:\n\n* YOLO posts must be a minimum of $10,000 of options or $25,000 of shares and recently opened.\n\n* Gain / Loss posts must show realized gains or losses of more than $2,500 for options or $5,000 for shares. \n\nWe want to see the actual trade. What you got in at, what you sold at. Then tell us why you did it. Give us the story of why you're a fucking genius (or idiot).\n\nThis is what a great post looks like:\n\n[$17.2K Gain on AMZN](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/wb5m4o/not_too_shabby_172k_gain_amzn/) - OP described his gain in the title, has a clear screenshot showing both the entry and exit, meaning his gains were locked in, and they explained their reasoning in the comments and what they learned. All around a great post!\n\nHere are examples of what could get your post removed:\n\n* [$300,000 SDC Loss. Still not selling](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/wpm9am/over_300000_unrealized_loss_sdc_not_selling/) - Even though this is a tremendous loss and something worth posting about, **the position hasn't been closed yet**.\n\n\nHere are examples of amazing posts which could have been even better:\n\n* [$75,000 DDOG Loss.](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/unsrey/loss_porn_ddog_call/) - This is a great post and one that won't get removed. However, the OP could have talked about *why* they entered the position in the first place, what their target price was, and what went wrong. OP didn't stick around in the comments to answer any questions.\n\n* [$1.1MM Loss, No details](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/lxm6wt/hold_me_1100000_loss/) - OP simply posted a screenshot of their overall portfolio balance. It's definitely a big loss, but it's not that interesting without OP talking about what trades they were in and why. OP didn't answer most questions in the comments which left many readers speculating on what happened.\n\n---\n\nAll that being said, we are here to help. We want to make it as easy as possible for you to post to our community. We have to balance this with making the subreddit interesting for our readers. \n\nIf you need some guidance, don't hesitate to [reach out to modmail](https://old.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) and we'll give you some pointers! |
| Got life changing money from work Friday. In the market for a white gold bracelet what are the dos and don'ts (live in a major Metro city). Do I avoid brands like Tiffany or go to the local "Jewelers row" |
| Bro |
| Is that first class everywhere or around Europe? What $ amount got you to that conclusion |
| Imagine if mango invades the EU, then announces a ceasefire - spy would legit gap to 1500. |
| You gotta be flipping my flapjacks?😄 |
| Why AMD not intel? Why $350 not $35K? U got explain these two questions. $35K would be $5 millions. |
| Do you think it goes 900% higher ? It is essentially valued at 12 bil already |
| U can do it! |
| Intel will test $112 before selling off. A lot of people will lose money betting against this momentum. |
| Some “longs” cost almost as much as shares. |
| Just put the fries in the bag |
| There once was a dream that was YOLO. You could only whisper it. Anything more than a whisper and it would vanish, it was so fragile. |
| Well you also misunderstood the intrinsic value in your original comment. But yea other than misunderstanding the value of 1 contract and not seeing there were 30 contracts, you were spot on mate. \n\nThe strike is his right to buy at, so the intrinsic value is always the difference between current stock price and your strike price. |
| Welldone and f you |
| What's the bull case for GOOG this week |
| some people just pissed off because Intel is cooking. |
| Erryone on LinkedIn: the sky is falling! Recession indicators\n\n\nWsb: huk yuk wun buy sum calls? |
| POET, MXL, ALMU |
| Stupid sexy regard 😘 |
| NYT: “Iran’s military threatened on Saturday to retaliate over the U.S. military’s blockade of Iranian ports. “If the aggressive U.S. military continues its blockade, banditry, and piracy in the region, it should be certain that it will face a response from Iran’s powerful armed forces,” the military said in a statement carried by Iranian state media.” |
| Due to your flair I feel compelled to inform you that I am holding your fake meat.\n\n\nIt's not my yolo. Just gambling funds I'm willing to lose.\n\n\nI feel this way about my yolos, to edit and steal from a fictional marcus aeralius:\n\n\nThere once was a dream that was YOLO. You could only whisper it. Anything more than a whisper and it would vanish, it was so fragile. |
| Wtf dude this is just Jeremy Lefebres portfolio you just stole his screenshot |
| Okay I get you were excited but you gotta calm down please and offer some more substantive comments. You can't just post brokie as a reply to every single comment\n\nI mean, you can, but please don't |
| 🤖🍑🫵 |
| Jokes lose their charm when you explain them.\n\nSo either he was trolling you and won because he didnt explain his joke or he's a dumbass and you shouldnt explain jokes to morons because they lose their humor |
| Who high school? What state curriculum? Private or public? CONUS or OCUNUS?\n\n😆\n\nChild. |
| Congrats boss, one day 😤 |
| ah fuck it's a real (paraphrased) quote. |
| 0dte spy calls at open has a 99.9% win rate |
| Google and apple feel like the only adults in the room. |
| Bought calls in January peak with May expiration. Let's hope they go to 400 on earnings (won't happen) |
| Keep going champ don’t listen to the regards here |
| Did you take profit? |
| Even if it was up just 7% average he would make more than this |
| I made a gain post and got a comment saying “trust fund kid”\n\nSo I replied “My client has inclined me to inform you he disliked your opinion”\n\nHe replied, you know you just exposed yourself right?\n\nDawg, it’s a joke😭😭 |
| We've traced him. He's in the house. The "white" house, that is. |
| Are you from Ontario? |
| Since AI related companies pumping hard past 2 weeks..\n\nI think if there is a catalyst to dump it it'll be bad earnings from BAG7 companies\n\nJust a theory |
| https://preview.redd.it/igbz99ar7cxg1.jpeg?width=259&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6dc3c398a9af2b5f30289d96fc6e0c1eb683ac21 |
| Search “I achieved flow-state by pinching and rolling my balls” on YouTube. Trust me, you will be the next MJ |
| Walk away bro |
| I'm doing that too |
| He was in the picture |
| "The strait is still closed" - "muh empty shelves." |
| Nice! \n\nThis got caught in Reddit's reputation filter, do you want to try posting again and DMing a mod to approve it? |
| Dawg, take a joke😭😭 |
| This is a move only a non-Lambo wanting pleb would endorse\n\n \nLambo or Wendys dumpster |
| Meta please up or down ??? |
| Mostly luck. lol. \n\nThe calls were pretty cheap, and I have a lot of NVidia and AMD, so the way I figured it, either Intel rebounds and they’ll be fine. Or if Intel collapses, NVidia and AMD will probably go up, so sort of a win-win I suppose. |
| Broke even, lost all my gains on Tesla earnings play |
| AMD is one of the leaner companies in the space. The valuation right now makes zero sense and I say this as someone who has been in the stock from when it was priced in the teens. It stopped making sense probably around $150 or so. |
| Yes for companies benefiting from high capex\n\nHard to say for companies doing the high capex |
| https://preview.redd.it/cbgyzi3a7cxg1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2ee0489801f1d3688ea381db4b48e5e693f22667\n\nSame here you dumb bastard |
| Wait, didnt he bankrupt a casino? |
| Pump mode has been turned back on. Next week will be valhalla. (Then dump starting in may) |
| lol tell me your semi thesis? Basically following burry? |
| I wonder if the bots ever hate themselves because of their investment decisions the next morning. |
| But why sell over the past 4 years since I bought it? \n\nYou said an intelligent investor would do so, but why? |
| This is the dumbest shit I’ve ever read. I was in AMD when it was below $30 on sound fundamentals.\n\nThe valuations today are delulu but I haven’t sold because it just keeps going up. I mean the PE is whacked. Even if they took all of Intels market share it’s still too high. |
| What’s some of your top/fav strikes and dates for this upcoming play? |
| Notice how u said “generally.” I’ll be helping increase affordable housing supply. I reach my full potential by helping others reach theirs |
| US: 😡👉🌇💣🔥 \n\nIRAN: 🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮 |
| Why would we ban you? \n\nBetter to talk it out then keep it inside. \n\nI hope life improves for you, the best is yet to come. ❤️ |
| What did you call me |
| Yeah, but none of that actually proves whether their tech is good or not. It's a sensible proxy for retail investors like us to look at, but ultimately it's not actually a scientific analysis of their product. Are there a lot of scammy Chinese patent trolls? Sure. But also some of the most cutting-edge research is done by the Chinese these days. \n\nYou have a bunch of logical reasons for being suspicious of POET, but that's not the same as real DD. When the stock was below $4, I wouldn't have touched it either, but once they got serious investors interested in them and their first test orders there was definitely a case for cautious optimism that they had what they said they had. \n\nI'd been waiting for a while for someone to realize that with energy consumption and heat management becoming such a huge problem for data centers, photonics were the way to go. A part of me is still kicking myself for not going all in on POET a few years ago instead of getting in last year, but I saw the same indicators you did and baulked; photonics might be the next thing, but none of the players in the market seemed to have much of an actual, working product. There was no telling which ones would make it and which ones would vanish in a puff of smoke. However, POET has decisively pulled ahead of the pack now, especially with this latest jump. \n\nPhotonics are badly needed with the data center boom; as long as the AI bubble keeps going then people will keep throwing money at POET in the hopes they'll solve some of the infrastructure headaches. I don't have a large position with POET so I'm comfortable leaving my money where it is for the time being; I wouldn't encourage people to go all-in on it, but it definitely has real promise now. |
| You vote what Powell tells you to vote |
| 'cause he's not par of the "gang" |
| I just so happen to work at the fourth best performing Wendy’s in my county and my boss said it was my efficiency that took us from 5th to 4th ya fuckin loser 🫵😂 |
| All I see here are bots and thots and you sure dont look like a pair of cheeks to me 👀 |
| After this many likes I think I'm going to run for presidents |
| You know what enjoy it |
| If you look at my portfolio, it’s got 40% in ETFs, but I can’t keep up with NVDA |
| HOOD to 100 Tuesday I don’t make the rules |
| You miss the rise in cuck jokes and porn? |
| Looking at LUMN and PATH long options around ‘28. Thoughts on these two and any others you might be playing? |
| Its important to have a conception of a fundamental idea of a plan.\n\nask mango |
| They’ve been like that far before this run up lol |
| I'm thinking throw 10k each and prayyy |
| On the other hand he could be thinking "the stock will tank the moment I make a brag post" |
| He knows a thing or two about casinos\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/pih4jc3h6cxg1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=24a75f50c4cdc1faaa9fa3dfe0f02100fe69db5c\n\nTrump Plaza Hotel and Casino, Atlantic City |
| I bet they pump 2 and dump 2 |
| Bruh I accidentally threw in $3500 into SPY, but if I sold, it would tax my long term gains. It upset me, but so be it |
| LEAPS provide leverage.\n\nYou control the same amount of shares with fraction of the capital. \n\n\nThat's why Deep ITM LEAPS investing is a strategy many value investors use.\n\n\nSo yeah, Deep ITM LEAPS and shares are not exactly the same thing. |
| Wed earnings crazy af. We don't know prior Bag7 earnings sock movements so big gamble\n\n* META\n* AMZN\n* GOOG\n* MSFT\n\nSame day:\n\n* KLAC\n* CMG\n* QCOM |
| It involves living out of a car, free McDonald’s, raising hundreds of thousands for others, going to jail, and more lol |
| So you're still down $18,259 tho? |
| I think nature would give us a proportioning valve |
| Cause they are an insider |
| 48 hours still casino reopens!!! |
| Can you explain please why the price was just 7 cents initially? |
| its all the time guy.\n\nmax capacity in there must be 35 by now |
| Reasons to be cheerful \n\n1. Just had a mind-blowing merluza asada in a hi end restaurant in San Sebastian.\n\n2. Despite being hi end the very ok house white is 16 bucks a bottle. Why can't other restaurants price their wine like Spain does?\n\n3. I have calculated that I can afford to fly first class every single time for the rest of my life and not run out of money |
| Great stuff bro |
| Lolzz |
| Nah, it would slide on the top of the bottom cheek and then fall down like water falls down a cliff |
| Spicy! |
| Spacex +xai = 20% of Dec 31 book at 800B Spacex, +80-100M. Issue is anthropic dilluted with amazon 5B + google 10B at 350B valuation recently. I'm confused the real valuation of anthropic although everyone in silicon valley is crazy on anthropic not openai. |
| HOLDING AMZN THROUGH EARNINGS! 🎰🎰🎰🚀🚀🚀 |
| The true question is out one side more than the other or did the ass evolve to a 50/50 distribution ratio |
| My buddy sold his AMD options and made $300k the week Prince died. I wound up buying my own on that week and haven’t sold. He later lost $400k the next fiscal year and owes the IRS to this day…I rode the next wave and it’s been the best decision I’ve ever made only trumped by also buying Nvidia that same weekend. |
| I came here to see loss porn because it makes feels comfortable with my -40% YTD, but everyone is so successful here\n\n \n |
| You don't think it would pancake press out the sides? |
| Get back to burger flipping (im sure robotics cant replace such a sophisticated action). Keep seething, you will never reach the salary of a developer |
| Post like these is always good to comment on so you can see what happened in a year. OP got lucky and calling it skills 🤡🤡🤡 |
| I just got off the phone with Warren he said bulls are playing with fire having the market this high. Let’s make a statement Sunday night bols +2.5% gap up!! |
| Well that’s one way to reveal your trust fund |
| Change your default order unless you love the grace of Carlene |
| Me |
| Perfect risk reward pick. Next play sir? |
| When will the valueinvesting people realize that the more you know about fundamentals the worse you do in the stock market |
| A shit cliff randy. |
| Its fine we can just tweet another lie to pump |
| The AI infinite loop, you’re gonna crash the servers |
| I heard all of this and assumed their many AI projects would prevent a Kodak moment. |
| 🫵🤡 |
| Neither of those things are likely.\n\nPrice will surge, it's obvious. Way to many people shorting this rally. |
| US on the way yo Pakistan to negotiate with themselves. 💀 |
| This reply was paid for by bots 😂 |
| Did anyone lose money last week? Show yourself |
| Lots of boy pussy mentions this morning is that bullish |
| What DD do you have? |
| Yeah retail spending always continues unless there is something stopping them. I think it inflation could get pretty hot though as I don't oil has really been reflected in the reports and then it passing through the supply chain. |
| Of course I’m not a fucking developer. 🫵😂\n\nI don’t work in tech at all, which is why I can sleep soundly at night knowing that I’ll have a line of people waiting for their handjobs in the morning and I’m not about to get laid off due to AI |
| There were never any direct talks to start with. Iranians in a separate room to the Americans and the Pakistanis acting as the messenger shuttling between rooms |
| Shit would also slide along the bottom cheek unless you take a shit vertically |
| Getting gemini to do a dd on googl |
| Gonna start a youtube channel; "Fun things to make at home with bleach and batteries" 🐥 like and subscription |
| why not? it can run for another 4 months |
| Whatever happens next week, its puts. I would have lost it if the Friday breakout succeeded |
| I keep seeing that comment because it sorts by best instead of new ever since I updated the app |
| TL;DR YOLO |
| I’m shocked by your foul language. That’s not the Clippy I know 🙁 |
| cope lmao |
| $10 million |
| Bro that’s not true. Like a zillion guys are on it |
| I learned this week that puts are a bad idea |
| India is bigly fuk by fuel crisis. The meat components of "virtualmod' can't afford to drive their mopeds to the office lmao |
| 😂👉⛴️ 💥🔥 |
| Me too |
| _Gonna have a, gonna have a, gonna have a_\n\nGonna have a good day\n\nAnd all my homies gonna ride today\n\nAnd all these mommies look fly today\n\nAnd all we wanna do is get by today\n\nHeyyy, we're gonna have a good day\n\n👊😎 |
| Fuckin end-it mate |
| UK ain't too bad in that regard haha |
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| I still find it shocking people are taking this stuff to lose... 10%. Using non RFK Jr math, that's 300 down to 270. While notable, that weight loss barely even shows. Especially on a woman who will be judged more extensively. |
| It’ll be a forever mystery *side eye to the guy in the chair* |
| And give it back to the programs that help people like Medicare and Social Security and Education and Student Loan Forgiveness |
| Went from £40k to 6k 2 years ago 🥲 |
| Its been almost 18hrs since Fuck Carlene, still fuck that fuk 🐥 |
| I mean it’s going to happen eventually, maybe not on monday, but its not gonna stay at all time highs forever |
| It’s a race between inflation and bad fundamentals—who’s gonna win? |
| UK ISA so the the gains are tax free too \n\nCongrats and fuck you bastard |
| Literally that is all he has to say. Shame |
| That 10% loss can't be recovered by working at wendy's for a couple weeks that's the difference. Any loss at this size can't be bankrolled. |
| Thanks for the exit signal. |
| If true stop. 5% of anglopoor babies are born with fetal alcohol syndrome |
| Those diamond hands would have had faced a lot of mining until now tho |
| ok fine I'll block you holy shit stop begging |
| neighbor just fired up the mower...time to *GET AFTER IT*🫴 |
| Tell me you are not a developer without telling me you are not a developer. Job cuts will start with minimum wage, as usual |
| Imagine thinking this wasn't just a place to shit post and getting mad LOL |
| https://preview.redd.it/r0c5h5594cxg1.jpeg?width=971&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e89d7ff981f9fa45eb1430e4d6e82197a83e71cd |
| Holding half incase AMD decides to keep rippin 😃 |
| Starting Monday I am only doing 0dte. |
| The inflation and unemployment data don't have a reason for a cut. Unemployment went down .1bps from 4.4% and inflation went up .2 last month. |
| What kind of movies are YOU watching? |
| My client has inclined me to inform you he disliked your opinion |
| 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 |
| You don’t move another carrier there unless you mean to use it |
| holy shit it’s Jason Bourne |
| 🤔 |
| Anthropic. \n\n\nThe product is great. \n\n\nThe valuation is gonna torpedo on IPO. |
| Dude u act like selling options is an infinite money glitch. If the stock goes down you lose. Its picking up pennies infront of a steamroller. If you can easily make 72k from 3.6 mill which is 2%. \n\n\+2% every week for a year is about 2.8x roi. That massively outperforms the market. \n\nYes the risk is low but the tail risk cannot be ignored when you have so much at stake otherwise your just genuinely reguarded but i guess this is wsb. \n \nIf he sells covered calls and the stocks dump the premium won't be enough to cover the loss. At that point u just either take a losing trade or go from being a trader to an "investor". |
| I'm sure you'll be fine, guys are strong |
| If asses were split horizontally, they'd clap when we run down stairs 🐥 |
| Well, that’s the top. Congrats everyone |
| Whole market is overbought. I wouldnt even touch it until at least a 5% pullback ...better off in a money market at 3% until this market settles down. No way can this trajectory keep going. |
| I bought some at 190, now it feels like I can never sell |
| Why wasn't it showing on the calendar?\n\n |
| Watching all the coder bois get hyped about AI and screech its praises from the rooftops only for them all to lose their jobs to it is goddamn hilarious |
| That’s only done in the movies |
| Dawg you’re already out of the tax burden. Fucking sell and put 1.75M in a HYS or something and then buy LEAPS with the rest if you wanna keep gambling? If it shoots up and you have 500K in LEAPS I promise you’ll still make your 10m within the next year or two. \n\n“I have bigger dreams” said every fucking dude who suddenly died of cancer or an accident. Sell and live life man, and gamble a little bit at a time if you still need the rush idk |
| Drink as shit and pregnant. Shit. This is bad |
| Same here… but I eat the airport tacos just in cause to add to the spectacle. |
| I’m calling myself a moron, not you. A lucky moron. |
| Do tell |
| Net deposits are ~16k...I think my guy isn't worried about previous losses. |
| Listen to me very carefully:\n\n🫵 You matter\n\nAnd to everyone else who sees this:\n\n👆THIS GUY matters. \n\nOh and y'all matter too. |
| This is actually a great point that gets completely overlooked. Real-world friction like this matters way more than people think, especially for younger users |
| Damn man, you sure got diamond hands. |
| Getting my ultrasound today boys calls on good health?? |
| Seems like a reasonable call to me. \nI have currently 75k worth of Google and planning on holding for the next 5 years |
| Why would you be intelligent for selling?\n\nYou understand you’re basically calling me a moron? That’s rude |
| Yeah that’s why my partner and I did pull and pray. There’s no comparison to going raw but she didn’t want to mess with her hormones. \n\nWell, fast forward a couple months and turns out we didn’t pray hard enough. Currently holding a newborn in my lap. |
| Why go to a casino to lose everything when you can do it from the comfort of:\n\nThe toilet \n\nYour masturbation station \n\nThe train station where you plug your phone in to charge so you can bet the $5 you just pan handled |
| Oh shit I'm gonna barf on your dick. Gotta lie on my back for a few minutes brb |
| Wait so they went to Islamabad and then Iran FM said they’re not planning direct talk with US hmmm? |
| Ofc wsb weekend thread upvotes a guy spamming about boypussy |
| Mods love this shit, prolly fapping to it in between gooning to anime and losing money on crypto |
| You weren’t going to sell friday, so you’d have ‘lost 50k’ anyway - that 10k lowers your cost basis, alternatively allows you to buy free leaps/shares. \n\nTypical fake thetagang. |
| |3==============D~~~~~ |
| Morning 😊 |
| Now show us the 'All-Time' chart so we can see the wreckage behind this. |
| This is actually a really solid angle that most people miss |
| Save time and shit in the shower then drainstomp it |
| >genius\n\n\nOk let's hear this regard out\n\n\n>Terraform\n\n\nLol. Lmao, even. |
| I’m all for making money but this company is the absolute pig shit of companies. |
| Woke up feeling depressed\n\nDopamine detox |
| Says the man known for bankrupting a casino. |
| i just realised something super fun.. I was wheeling iren years ago when it was in the 4 dollar range. After dropping to the 1 dollar range i had thousands of shares and decided to get rid of it, if it hits 4 dollar range again. If only i held them :') |
| I work in the fututres industry, I don't think I could ever go to an email job I love the adrenaline tbh |
| 🫱(‿¤‿)🫲 \n\n . 🚀 |
| gm bb |
| Um I think the ghey mods gonna get medieval on yo boy pussy quite soon |
| Wow lmao in just a few post replies you went from someone I was happy for, to a complete fucken loser hahaha “that’s fund IP” dumbass |
| May -> ATHs after ATHs |
| Indicators are all lagging. Just pay attention to the price action, nothing else matters tbh |
| I laughed way too hard at this |
| I work in pharmacy. We do 1200 scripts a day. I’ve gotten one script for Foundayo that didn’t get picked up because not covered by insurance. We’ve done several wegovy tabs because of the manufacturer coupon for $149 a month. No insurance coverage there yet either |
| Girl math slay |
| Believe it or not… calls |
| Why not chug coffee like the rest of us |
| I bought at $8.50 and was down for the last 6 months. Glad I didn’t sell at a loss |
| Appreciate it 🤙 |
| ur fkedp |
| Is it true Iran negotiating via text messages and using emojis? |
| No and its the 🅱️eekend anyways |
| I usually have to take a huge liquid type turd blast when I get to the airport because it’s so early and my schedule is off 😤 |
| my god rklb is fucking my port |
| What the fuck does that even mean? |
| !Remind me in 60 days |
| No CRYING, this is a casino! |
| He most definitely will raise interest rates if it needs it. I think he is faking lowering rates to get the job. But let's see, after all he is a wall street guy. \n\nEdit: obvio no one will raise it to triple digit. Even Volcker did to "only" 20% |
| What if, the tweets/posts are being made by the son and the president isn’t even aware of it? |
| Dudes think they’re shot callers when they say that |
| Did yall forget that massive BTC put a few months back ? |
| Nice work. I’m up 5,476% on my shares… average cost $3.73 after stock splits. Shame I didn’t dump more in then $7,500 when I bought. If I was an intelligent investor, I probably should’ve sold long ago, but here I am, an imbecile making some money. |
| Suspect is an interesting choice of words |
| Bought AMD puts at the top yesterday for 5/29 but forgot they have earnings….am I cooked? |
| Do you work construction? |
| not with volatality this high due to taco |
| We would probably see decreases in overall retail spending and consumer confidence numbers before they would be convinced of demand destruction imho. \n\nYeah there is an employment mandate, but it's been pretty stable over the last yeat |
| https://preview.redd.it/1grp6crf2cxg1.png?width=498&format=png&auto=webp&s=9c43ed83681e5f5fb3241ef8abb7cfdfe55c10ec |
| Something’s deeply wrong with this guy. He can’t stop saying bussy/pussy for some reason |
| Goog to $380 - see you there 🫡 |
| We're all looking for the guy who did this |
| Congrats and fuck you |
| Isn't that a 10% stake? Good way to get exposure pre-IPO |
| they think its some new cleaning liquid |
| There was a doordasher that posted like 1.5 months ago losing 100k from options! I wouldnt do options with 100k. That is a giant amount of $ |
| What are you talking about? Thats like the only acceptable time to drink it. |
| There is nothing better than taking a massive shit before you have to shower before you have to go to the airport |
| This is the stupidest play I’ve ever seen, I love it. |
| What if unemployment numbers finally show what everyone already knows? The fed has a dual mandate. Also fuel costs increases to a point where it prohibits spending and negates the inflationary effect via reduced spending power. |
| What's your thesis that believes RKLB is worth $500/share? |
| 0 hours |
| that would be too smart apparently. I mean, $2m in SCHD would be like $5k /month in div payouts alone. So drop 1m in there and the gamble with the div payments while still holding 1m in RKLb. \n\n |
| You can short on RH. |
| After last week, all mag7 know what must be done to moon their stock. |
| Im vested in LITE, like 2 weeks back. Cost avg $878.60ish I think. 24.25 shares.\n\nIt's due for a stock split 🪓 once it breaches $1,000-$1,200 per share. Hopefully I get 100 full stack shares to sell covered call on it.\n\nBut I believe LITE is that NVDIA' types of play where everyone says it's over but it goes even higher. 91% institutional ownership. |
| Thats -200 an hour. Light work here tbh |
| I can’t wait to sell him some more puts once he gets another paycheck. |
| Yeah my underlying position lost $50,000 on Friday but I made 10,000 off covered calls so it’s OK 😎 |
| Don't worry, we are no stranger to regard who think they know how to do thing, even if it's something like sarcasm. |
| For real |
| Condoms are a myth. Fuck my boy pussy raw |
| You are correction |
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| Hang out in VUSXX for a while, maybe buy some calls so you don't miss out on potential upside. Long dated TLT calls are also an option if you think there's potential there, get some exposure with much less capital expenditure. I have some $87 calls expiring January 2027. |
| Yeah when you think about it. Should just be a retirement fund with guaranteed return on investment adjusted for yearly inflation. Instead its just liquidity for market makers to fuck our options. |
| The has the meets |
| Interesting. I've survived a pitbull attack by beating the fucking thing with a bicycle. Chainring to the face.\n\n\nAnd sued the owner too lol |
| Explain this please? |
| Wouldn’t you just get wrecked by the IV Crush? |
| AMD on Tuesday preview for Wednesday |
| Could also miss out on a huge gain and then have to pay 41k in tax if those calls actually hit.\n\nNot worth it imo |
| My boy pussy is here baby |
| Maybe if I was French |
| Did president just say that? |
| Any date? |
| Yessir |
| Nobody’s got the balls .. everyone happy to pay $50 for a Big Mac next year |
| I can't wait. I'm stretching out my boy pussy in preparation |
| Nope, just a tiny 6 something K GBP LISA That I'll get up to 11K this year. You put four grand in, get a grand free from the gov and you can use whatever you get via interest(but if you withdraw or cancel the account you lose 25% of the value of said accounts invested value) or a limited few stocks and shares based LISA(I use Hargreaves Lansdown) and can purchase leveraged shares alongside normal shares. Just boring cash gang rn. If I was short something I'd just comment "DIE <ticket> DIE" |
| We hoping she makes it to market close |
| Thats some 10D chess thinking right there. So sideways |
| 0 days since a psychosis episode on wsb daily |
| Yes, well aware that every mouthpiece on TV repeatedly saying the same thing. Also CTA's are riding that trend, however White collar entry jobs are getting erased and major corp has been announcing layoffs coupled with low hire=? Recession or at the very least an excuse for a cut. |
| Exactly |
| U are the asshole |
| My bussy is ready |
| This is a casino subreddit buddy. Trump’s quote here may as well be the byline of the subreddit. You’re the one making it political. |
| My boy pussy is stretched open to let everything in |
| [Abacus](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abacus_Federal_Savings_Bank) |
| Cool. I've been waiting for an entry point |
| all indicators are screaming an april top and october bottom. Yet i don't see this collapsing. Any dip gets bought. We literally need a mass liquidity apocalypse for stocks to sell off any significant amount. and that's just not gonna happen. |
| Seagate, Sandisk, Bloom Energy and maybe Teradyne could be monster next week ... |
| Me after I bought 20k in Intel and AMD puts instead of calls. -17k instead of 300k+ |
| My boy pussy is ready |
| Didn't he bankrupt 4 casinos? |
| Smoke and a pancake with coffee. |
| I saw friction and thought we were talking about actual "friction" during copulation.\n\nI should go back to bed |
| Bought more Friday at 86, holding long term |
| My boy pussy is open for it |
| the next fed chairman should be an PATRIOTIC INTEREST RATE RAISING HAWK 🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅, not an Dove 😤. \n\n |
| lol you have puts quit lying to us buddy 😂 |
| Is this ur favorite word or somthin |
| I had long CC on Intel and NBIS. Had to sell NBIS at 120 and Intel at 47 this week. I feel ya. |
| I love maple syrup on eggs |
| BERS ARE FL |
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| Don't let minor euphoria in the market place you on the sidelines, that was a short squeeze triggered by that news the stock will come back down likely |
| Whats with the profanity this early in the morning? |
| Sweet! |
| Agree |
| But it in my bussy to wake me up |
| Haha |
| Thanks |
| Give him a week. |
| I had a nightmare where INTC was +25% and I was holding shorts |
| Rates do nothing. \n\n\nFOMC knows there will be price increases bubbling through the supply chain due to elevated fuel costs |
| for a dump that is never coming |
| How else are you supposed to wake up |
| Wednesday is a big day next week. |
| Open up your boy pussy |
| Wendy's has actually basically bottomed. It's flat on a 1 month chart |
| Throw some maple syrup on the whole thing and you got a Canadian classic 🇨🇦🍁 |
| I’m gonna do this with META calls next week, who’s with my boys! |
| I’m having a really hard time with stocks up 1000% in a year or less and 50-100% in a month tho. Looking to buy low not chase this. I don’t know what to do or think. |
| Don't fight the trend switch to calls and enjoy the ride |
| that's what happens when there's no backing to currency |
| Why are you downing monster at 8:30 am? |
| Tell me you’re losing money in this market without telling me you’re losing money. |
| 99% rates staying flat.\n\n\nhttps://www.cmegroup.com/markets/interest-rates/cme-fedwatch-tool.html |
| I wish I had a better relationship with food. |
| You're getting played by market makers to sit on the sidelines while stocks make re rating moves |
| it would be incredibly funny if Warsh got possessed by the spirit of Volcker the moment he became fed chairman and raised interest rates to the triple digit level . |
| Honestly impressed by how prevalent and preferable hormonal treatment is. I get that going raw feels better, but bombing your hormonal balance seems like quite the sacrifice |
| The OP is confusing the sub with race to a million where they post age |
| This is the way. Got in at $10 last year, been cashing in on every dip for 12 months. |
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| White Monster makes me jittery |
| ASS STRETCHED OPEN |
| Fuck that... |
| No cut no raise. |
| $2.2M and you’re not satisfied. Doubt you will be at $10M. You could literally retire and live comfortably off $2.2M but hey I hope if works out for you. |
| 3 eggs scrambled, bacon, home fries and white toast. 🇺🇸 🦅 |
| _x files theme_ |
| They're not having peace talks anyways it doesn't matter. |
| Wow |
| We didn't need no birth control when I worked in tech support.\n\n\n"Could not reproduce." |
| The war on drugs |
| They are all thinking it will eventually be open so why worry about it as I’m sitting missing out on this rally worrying about it. |
| Basically Super Bowl week for stock market nerds, and I’m so ready for it |
| Elon? That u? |
| And then he’ll grab his Wojak and head toward yours |
| The finest amazon prime has to offer |
| Made of stupid |
| In theory it should go up, but price is determined by supply and demand. |
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| He’s from the future |
| See usually you get a tip for service not just existing and letting guests get their own food |
| well how do you extract all the wealth and value from your investors illegally if you don't bankrupt the business? What are you supposed to _feed_ the business enough for it to live??? Sounds like a losers game /s |
| Lol, these stories make me feel better about buying cls for 20 and selling at 23 for not liking the customer concentration… welp, they’re going on 400+ now 🤷♂️ |
| $50 combo meals at McDs |
| The greatest danger is what we don’t know. It’s out there… |
| Because retards think if you run out of gas just piss in the tank and you good for 50 miles \n |
| He died twice |
| 401k is the biggest scam. Someone at a “bank” takes money from you and invests it in some BULLSHIT. You could be buying Pokémon cards with that money or investing in canned beans to take over the market. |
| I don’t even tip at sit down restaurants anymore. Just had a $150 meal last night. $0 tip. Got a hell of a glare from the server but fuck it, saved me $30. \n\nIt’s like a financial hack I wish I started years ago |
| Great, from the guy whole broke two casinos. |
| # Senate Banking committee to vote on Warsh this coming Wednesday, Bloomberg\n\nRates will move next week, which direction? one would hope lower if u still want to have a place to call home otherwise we are heading into fiscal dominance(don't confuse that with your Uncle jack's rassaling) |
| sleepy not sleepin' -- that's fine apparently |
| Gonna be a crazy week. Multiple Mag 7 companies would benefit from a lower capex guide which would in turn hammer semiconductors. But at the same time that puts the entire AI narrative at risk so they might be stuck. Will be fireworks either way. |
| Have u seen what the capitalists did to streaming media? In 100yrs we will either be socialists or the United States of Disney. |
| theta fuck you all confirmed |
| If rates cuts start happening and they go back to 2% or lower what happens to TLT? It’s back down to 20 years lows. |
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| None of that would actually surprise me. |
| Don’t think his ego is going to allow himself to just surrender |
| Maybe you should stop being lazy and make your own breakfast then. |
| more like capitalist dystopia before gen z and gen alpha have any chance to elect socialists. |
| I love tesler |
| It’s just a cup bro |
| Care to share the yolo? |
| Lesson learned, let your greed takeover |
| The Scandinavians seem to be doing pretty great |
| How's your granny's health? |
| man fuck you dickhead. it is what it is |
| I MUST CONSUME THE BACON 🫴🥓 |
| Several casinos & the holding company. \n\nI heard it said that it was always the plan to bankrupt them but I find it hard to believe as they were running for a while. It was also at the height of the poker buzz too. |
| it's mostly already illegal, they specifically choose not to enforce it. |
| Server at the continental breakfast buffet asking for a tip is craaaazy bro |
| Let me know your conclusions and moves. TIA |
| I ran up to 45k this last week from $800 back to 24k and I'm sick to my stomach. But if you stay mad too long it can always go worse than just $0. Don't go in debt chasing |
| i rememebr when everyone here was saying how amd would never be anything |
| And nobody obviously care about that either |
| Hi, this is Doria from zip recruiter…. Want to make $600-$800/hr working from home? |
| still waiting for a dump in east asian tech. where is the energy crisis? |
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| when it dumps it goes fast |
| Companies that think you'll still do any work to finish out the remaining weeks after they lay off your whole office 😂🤼♀️🐓 |
| Message from July 2026: \nDiplomatic efforts are exceeding expectations and Kushner and the Iranians are now back on talking terms. Lasting peace is just around the corner. Accordingly paper WTI is solidly at $98. Meanwhile airliners have had to shut down half of their summer schedule because of lack of physical jet fuel, Europe has mandated work from home and Asian factories now are only open 2 days a week. Regular unleaded gas hit $7 at the pump in Texas. Fortunately SPR drawdown and overnight liquidity facilities are working overtime at peak efficiency. SPY closed at new all time highs. |
| Why not? |
| If you only read reddit you would certainly think this. |
| So retail sold the bottom and institutions are ultra-long? |
| I think its near zero chance for further escalation from the war here. No way that they will start firing at each other again right? Trump will never want that, even tho he always say he will do it. |
| What triggered the buy the end of March on AI stocks that didn’t move for many months. Same thing happened last April. Look at STX for example. Liberation day it took off. |
| Breaking news: Theta incoming |
| As someone whose intro to the market was the meme stock craze, I will never again lose out on real profit for the sake of hoping against hope to win the lottery. Made about a 700% return riding CAR puts down and that wasn’t even being greedy with it. |
| 50 to 50.00 then 0, you mean |
| Thought this was some meme subreddit at first |
| I bought NVDA in early 2022, and i sold when i was 100% UP, still crying at night \n\n \nI also sold NBIS at 30 |
| He'll still be on the FOMC. |
| They'd probably be investigating you for money laundering 1st. |
| Wait do people still have sex?\n\n \nAlso i'm long NVO but i got at $80........still crying at night |
| is there even a nationwide candidate that is nearly as popular as trump who has an agenda for which they would be elected?\n\nonly 2 I know of: mamdani can't be elected, bernie is too old |
| bro wtf? you have 1.8m and you don't even subscribe real time quote on ib? |
| Yas, made 20 bagger on 202.50 NVDA 0DTE calls, managed risk bec only 10 calls. Thank you for your service! |
| I fucking hate you and so does everyone else who got nuked by amd every fucking year |
| Then you don’t know how to trade. Try selling options. Not buying them. \nYou could easily make 72k selling options from 3.6 mil buying power in a week if you wanted to. |
| June…yawn. Make it May then we’ll talk. |
| So at the end of your career if you passed down everything you had worked so hard for to your kids and gave them a good start would they not deserve it either then? |
| This might be the best he’s ever looked |
| godspeed |
| They are called LEAPS,options that expire in months if not years.\n\nIf its an sp500 company, the chances for you to get a profit out of it are 60 out 100% on the long run. |
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| Yeah things are bad, what do you want me to say? |
| the 5000 was never real, your brain just let you visit it for a sec. |
| What I like to do in these situations is grab my car jack and head towards their car |
| Some of the SaaS getting crush will be 10x because Ai will improve them, not degradade.\n\nHowever Fig, that is s basically just front end, which designers are spending less and less time in the platform, I am not sure at all and would not put money on then.\n\nI actually at a recent Fig position, but closed, still at a small profit, because after claude design I was like, Figma may be better, but there is not much more to Figma.\n\n \nYou made a compiling case, but talk with designers and they are like, Fig was 80% of my work, now is 10% |
| https://preview.redd.it/h82sa87wwbxg1.png?width=381&format=png&auto=webp&s=8d70d7a2eee9f9ceca05f9003edd7dcdc3617aae\n\n |
| It tells you exactly one thing.\n\nThey know exactly whos robbing from the poor to give to the rich. They just don't give a fuck. |
| Congrats! |
| I'm not sure I really like the comment about the world turning into a casino from Trump, who has, and I am still completely dumbfounded by what I am about to say, but here it is. He has bankrupted numerous casinos. |
| Is the pendulum really swinging to socialists? |
| He's up 1.2 milli |
| Is this a real quote? |
| I'm not running options, buying stocks in a UK tax efficient account which I'll use for a house deposit a decade or so from now. These small swings and dips in an environment guaranteed to continue over and over are not much for me to miss out on. Plus id boight MSFT on the dip and sold the rip, I just wasn't full port like I wanted to be if SPY fell further |
| sigh…here we go again |
| I used to believe that as a permabull, but then with stocks pumping 10-20% a day randomly and a sneaker company pivoting to "AI" pumping 4x now giving me those dot com vibes. |
| Nice relaxing weekend doing dd. |
| This is actually brilliant analysis that nobody talks about. I work in tech support so I see friction issues all day and this birth control thing is massive friction that gets completely ignored by analysts\n\n \nThe math checks out too - if you're targeting younger demographics for pill market then birth control overlap becomes huge problem. Nobody wants to explain to their partner why they need condoms for 6 months because of weight loss medication |
| This claim alone would take spy to 10k |
| ? |
| Will Ai unintentionally be the end of the spam call and bot era due to needing compute power? 🐥 |
| Nice gains |
| Straddles might be the play tho. |
| https://preview.redd.it/zwoo43qfwbxg1.jpeg?width=1282&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=94c2d223f9ed1411831a03278adc5413509e423b\n\nNo balls for calls but I’m still bullish 📈 |
| The what? |
| its nice that their nurses are willing to wheel them out for the show |
| https://preview.redd.it/f45952qgwbxg1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a6e1ec14843f88c0d461947cc9f96b06543eaccb |
| it would be funny if the next fed chairman raised interest rates by 10-40%, completely liquidated feds balance sheet, halted all open market operations and stopped all cooperation with US treasury until debt levels were lower. |
| Dude literally pulls across 3 lanes of traffic trying to style on me and cut me off, but gets pulled over by the police instead. Best morning ever? |
| we already know how it plays out bro. |
| Weird Ai Yankovic |
| Making 1.75 today. Our OT is 1.75 rate vs 2x on Sundays |
| No one cares about the war anymore |
| I made that much in one year with FXAIX bruh 🙁 \n\nYou have 36k in an individual stock…. Get help |
| I'm thinking that anything under $1T is cheap, but I'm getting my IQ checked next week. |
| 💀💀😂 |
| Because my friend, I’m what people call “an idiot.” |
| always check links before u click |
| We only support giant wangs and even bigger trenches |
| I think that requires surgery… might wanna ask a doctor not a mod for that |
| next time turn the $50 into $5000 and then take the money out and go get a steak! |
| Whats your opinion on how its gonna play out? And is jpow 230pm on Wednesday? Or premarket at 830? |
| You on top of the ranking for small dih |
| Who's here from yummers |
| The only winners are the people who buy the dip during the dip while also buying the next dip.\n\nLosers end up buying the top. |
| Yessir. Not sure what you do for work...but stay safe regardless brother. Today's shift Will put me over 55 hours for the week. |
| I am a permabull on ai but prices are often higher by 50% (sometimes 100%+) compared to pre-war. |
| which tickers? |
| I've got two tickets to Iron Maiden, baby\n\nCome with me Friday, don't say maybe |
| r/wallstreetbets : Men's small penis support group and safe space |
| Figma balls |
| Intel will tap 100 before 70 why would you do that, was testing 90 |
| It expired in Feb |
| No I wanted to know which their baseline "initial pump" between the two was |
| https://preview.redd.it/egbvd44rvbxg1.jpeg?width=1282&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1d30f3efa2aac6dd9510a769e432e8249c9b072e\n\nAMD 📈 |
| The only place they can go to be around poors |
| handwoven rug? |
| No it's not. You're just a bear who hates money |
| https://preview.redd.it/lqx7dr9ovbxg1.png?width=1919&format=png&auto=webp&s=434cb46a59050384d79a2d9b96f64739758139bb\n\n |
| math's directionally right, you're skipping the cash drag and bullshitting the SpaceX mark imo\n\n\nQ4 portfolio was $434M, $205M of that was money market. Nearly half the fund was cash. They deployed $127M post-YE - $100M Anthropic, $12M Chaos, $15M Hermeus. Real private book is ~$356M at cost, ~$78M cash left\n\n\nanthropic's the swing. $100M in at $350B in January, secondaries printing $1T this week. That's +$186M unrealized. But Destiny marks conservatively. They're not putting $1T on the Q1 statement, stop pretending they will\n\n\nspaceX you're just guessing. 16% of the Dec 31 book = ~$70M. You don't know what valuation they carried it at. $400B to $1.75T IPO is +$236M. $800B to $1.75T is +$83M\n\n\nreal NAV today is probably $30-31. Stock's $29. You're paying NAV, not buying a discount\n\n\nand the actual bet isn't NAV - it's whether the premium comes back. CEFs trade at discounts. DXYZ hit 2000% in 2024 because retail had no other way to touch SpaceX. That moat's gone - VCX, NASA, fifty other vehicles now. Could rip on an Anthropic IPO headline. Baseline is it drifts back to NAV\n\n\nposition's fine. But free money it is not |
| Day 69420 of wondering why billionaires still show up to work |
| https://preview.redd.it/7ygz3yhmvbxg1.png?width=320&format=png&auto=webp&s=d8a1ffcc8061a448ccc67596d55456562097da43\n\n |
| Congrats. Fuck you, but congrats. |
| Click the link friend, lets see |
| Plot twist! You were asleep the entire time. |
| Curious about the DD. Care to share a TL;DR? |
| FOMC Meeting press conference. |
| This faker u/Careless_Region1792 is trying to dox me (maybe dos my router as well). He sent me a link to this sketchy site www.stonkblitz.app to grab ip of a mysoginist. Im smareter than that. Buy a rope looser |
| God doesn't play dice.\n\n- Al Einstein |
| it is a bubble rn |
| JDs headshot was taken at 0.5x zoom |
| 😂 |
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| How much of this will be 0% effective cap gains tax? I can only go about 15k |
| Strange quoting that when frank underwood was a saint compared to drowsy Donny |
| Priced in. Grow up. |
| Friday in not even 20 mins I made 100% off tsla calls just from it moving .5% |
| You need to take a big dump |
| And we know Diaper Don can bankrupt a casino |
| Did he carry on his massive noggin? |
| How does the fund support allah? |
| I put intel puts on Friday so don’t worry, it’ll go up to $100 |
| Depends on what trump wants him to do. He will always go against anything trump wants. Trump wants rate cuts. My bet is he either keeps them the same or fuks us and raises them. |
| AI isn't a bubble it's barely even scaled up |
| Your feelings are gonna make you lose a lot more money lol |
| I sold at 250 10 days ago after half a year hold. Np |
| No way to know bud |
| OP bought $350 in options, not $50m |
| He used a gun for lube. |
| Yeah it’ll be shares for me |
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| Added intel@86 in my Roth IRA Friday AMA |
| I win |
| I was going to clean my floor but then I bought a bunch of rugs instead |
| This is how people get rich. Good luck OP. |
| insightful |
| That dude doesn’t fuck anything or anybody. He looks chronically constipated |
| If. |
| Calls on GLW |
| what was YOUR THESIS? |
| I’m thinking some weekly’s 725 strike |
| It starts to matter once the world abandons the dollar. And he is doing his utmost best to get there. |
| >We are seeing further evidence of retail selling pressure, with retail posting a second consecutive week of net selling across both cash and options. This marks the first back-to-back net selling weeks in cash since Liberation Day last year, and the first such occurrence on our options platform since August 2023.\n\n>Institutional demand for calls has reached the highest levels we have observed – call buying over the past five days has exceeded any prior rolling five-day period on our platform. This demand has persisted alongside market strength, with the S&P 500 up 5.3% over the same period.\n\napril 15 2026 https://www.citadelsecurities.com/news-and-insights/flows-and-fundamentals/ |
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| Will you break down the no middle man part for me a little more, please? Is Intel buying parts of the supply chain? |
| This makes me happy. Cheers. |
| We have all been there |
| And will give counsel access.? |
| i keep hearing this stuff but dont anyone else find it problematic that he literally spilled top secret operation that could exposed a lot of lives to much more serious risk? \nwhy is everyone ignoring this part |
| dw guys vance is ready to go, suitcase packed, suit ironed out. he just needs to ride to the airport. any minute now. just 24h away. |
| How do they seperate bot activity from DAUs? Or I suppose Reddit itself wouldn't care to, unless advertiser's start assuming that the numbers are being pumped by bots, who they wouldn't care to pay for exposure to. |
| Thank you for making me feel better about my smaller loss. |
| As in back to 632 or 653 on SPY lol. I got greedy and wanted to see it hit 600 so I didn't go long, I feel like we WILL slowly get back to 640 by the time summer arrives and the market is forced to look at the data reflecting how bad oil prices will be |
| I see and understand, thank you for your opinion! |
| americans are mask off in a way the weren't for a while. coercion, threats, corruption, manipulation |
| Cant wait for thiel terminator to 💀 all of you fakers |
| Follow her irl like a man, stand out, be a somebody not a forgotten intant gram tag |
| Hes gonna bankrupt this 1 too!!! |
| Probably not otherwise he would have dropped more than 120k into it. |
| Forget the oil. All the capital for those datacenters came from Middle Eastern petrocrats who are desperately trying to raise cash. |
| Inspiring a whole new generation of retards who will lose everything trying to copy this lol. Citadel loves these posts. |
| The 🆙️vote guy knows |
| We will need atleast 3 circuit breaker to bring down the market back to the level of the initial pump. All initial longs can literally sleep at ease. |
| Pour people things |
| not semiconductor the scam version superconductor |
| At the strike price. You pay the premium for the contract, and if you hold the contact to the strike date, you have the option to (but not the obligation to) exercise the contract and buy all the shares represented for the strike price. |
| she gave you her instagram so you could follow her.\n\nSo make sure to like and comment on every post she makes, and then she'll be ready for the meat slap in the DMs |
| I thought they already did |
| How to make a small fortune, start with a large one |
| Debt doesnt matter, it offers a job to the collection agent. Help the workforce by not paying that debt, ever, and gamble with everything. I want you to be a millionaire and still let that debt ride. This is America, fuck em 🐥 |
| Quant |
| The 150 billion with just one more gamble |
| Really? |
| Bulls remind me of the cancer ridden smokers that defended tobacco companies in the 1990s.\n\n> Speaking at a Senate hearing, Mr. Bessent said that the Emirates, along with several other countries in the Persian Gulf and Asia, had inquired about the possibility of a swap. He said such a maneuver would **prevent the disorderly sale of U.S. assets** as nations look to secure access to dollars.\n\nhttps://www.nytimes.com/2026/04/22/us/politics/bessent-support-emirates.html |
| Bleach your asshole op |
| The prophecy has been foretold |
| All of the replies about percentages and money show why he is rich and we are not.\n\nHe's not selling because he believes in the position.\n\nIntel sucks.\n\nApple doesn't make x86.\n\nWho else even is there..?\n\nAMD is such an obviously good position he might as well just keep it. |
| Powell doesn’t set rates, he’s a voting member, the whole group does. |
| SOXL 🚀 |
| I’ve just seen this weeks earnings thread! Port heading to 0! |
| Bro wtf it can go to 2$ next month. Sell |
| What do you guys think, how will this impact the stock? Should be positive, no? |
| Dih trick: dht cream makes your dih size grow. If you are subject to male pattern baldness it can also accellerate balding process (could be prevented with a peptide). Mog those fakers |
| Yes |
| Fuk |
| Would you take your $11,000 you made over the past two days and pay off ALL your debt, or would you gembol it for more |
| Tell that to INTC and AMD. |
| Beg to differ. Scottish is super sexy. |
| I'm calling it superconductor stocks are going to fucking rally to the moon lmao |
| Sometimes the point isn’t to wait for it to get ITM, it’s to get closer while there’s still time left and they gain extrinsic value. I buy often buy OTM and sell OTM a short time later for a profit just because price has moved in my favor a little. Not everyone waits all the way till expiration. Obviously this guy can’t afford to buy 3,000 shares of AMD so he’s gonna be selling early anyway. |
| Bleach & something |
| There are theories that it’s Barron. It’s gotta be one of the sons based on how he answered that. |
| Blows my mind. I purchased some high-security locks from the liquidation for super cheap so that was nice |
| Nope not broke. But I work extremely hard for what I have. Physically and mentally. I wasn’t handed anything. I do well and always will do well. Guys like me deserve it more than you could begin to understand. Much more than the trust fund kid who had an easy start with a bag handed to them. |
| Shit in the toilet Steve! Not on the fuckin driveway |
| Looks like a winner to me. |
| https://preview.redd.it/wrv5s07csbxg1.jpeg?width=1282&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b80ff5844b3be836749f37db0fa1757d5fea5df5\n\nI like Google too. |
| This has been said for months now. Clearly the market is in permanent denial. |
| I got a girls instagram last night; now just need a game plan to get to the meat slapping part of the relationship already |
| He’s 27, now is the time to be aggressive not conservative. Clearly that’s what got him here. |
| Nibble it off like a beaver |
| Cheap gets cheaper |
| It's 🥭, who knows what's going on that little demented head |
| After each boner and the opposite before a boner. Murphys rule of expanding wangs 🐥 |
| I hope you have you fan on and pointed outside |
| or PCU reference |
| thats okay just pay a rich old man to cut it and make it look longer |
| Lmao |
| There was a guy who I think had puts on first republic bank, and he threatened to sue his broker if he couldn't cash out |
| Sir this is a wendy’s not a 5 guys |
| If it's Turkey the dude is going to be called either Ali or Mehmet, 100%. |
| Please ride this casino so up so i can finally have huge gains for once. Im tired |
| Today I learned your dick can actually shrink over time \n\nIM SO COOKED |
| Taking a morning dump and forgetting to put the lid up ughhh 💦🧔♂️ |
| My thoughts aswell, i was equally surprised. \n\nThe last paragraph here, but they contradict it with what the white house claims.\n\nhttps://www.cnn.com/2026/04/25/world/live-news/iran-war-israel-pakistan-talks?post-id=cmoe4fcuq00003b6q0nftjbyb |
| Companies still use Microsoft Outlook and it fucking sucks. I’ll take the gamble |
| I recently gained 110k in 2 months and then lost 90k in a single day because I thought a stock would "go up just a little more" |
| Trump is NOT allowed to use the "it is what it is" card |
| Rivian, but not for anything to do with the cars themselves |
| Motley who |
| Actual professionals respect the guy. He's done a great job\n\nYoutube traders or tiktok finance gurus shouldn't even get the status of financebro |
| Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't Microsoft currently winning that race? I thought they're in phase 2 already achieved some qubits or some deal. |
| I need some plays like this |
| I thought the question was top or bottom |
| How does being an attorney make you reach your full potential? They are generally needed for crime or civil disputes. That is unless you want to be a lawyer that goes after big corps. Start with predatory student loans lol |
| poo so stanky it woke up the neighbors |
| Thanks! Yeah tough to say. I'll check em out again |
| First of all, 🤣🤣🤣. |
| Waking up to the calls you sold for Friday expired and being removed from your account 🥵💦 |
| It seems like a great time to attacc. When all the earnings are earning, one doesn't need to worry about a lil war. |
| I too am a little curious to see what happens next week. Candle always burns bright before it shuts down. NVDIA's move on Friday has made me a bit nervous. |
| AMD almost doubled their market cap in the last few weeks |
| Your projected 2030 NI is 12B, you would need 84 PE, not 60. By that time, your YoY revenue growth is ~20%, which wouldn’t justify 84x. |
| They will just lie massively on the earnings call and tell everyone their results were out of this world. The market will eat it up and go ballistic. It's just not based on real life anymore. |
| Semiconductors are going to crash by the end of the year when Taiwan is missing the helium stuck in the Persian gulf |
| What about the IRGC |
| Short term capital gains tax is at your marginal income tax rate. Better not spend all those gains! |
| youre crazy ive seen a lot of really cool things about rivn |
| They voted for a casino owner, got a casino owner |
| Walk barefoot |
| "It is what it is" is not an honest answer. He's the president, there are multiple ways he could go about stopping his staff from committing insider trading. |
| There is no Pakistan, no talks, no war, straight of humman is fake, all fake so you can pay more for stuff. Go out there and look for yourself 🐥 cacaww |
| Wtf earlier it was told Saturday morning and now sunday, well i think it might all be bullshit this time as well 🙁 |
| Be honest, would you rather drive up in a tesla or a Rivian? |
| On the cnn live ticker it said they are now expected no earlier then sunday |
| The Strait of Hormuz functions as a geopolitical p-n junction, acting as a semi-conductive gate for the flow of global energy. |
| Eyee dk |
| Anyone have any update if those two shitheads from US have took off to Pakistan for the supposedly talks with Iran?? |
| SPY 735 by Friday |
| I cant wait for HAL 9000 to be created.\n\ncan we skip to the good part? |
| Why didn’t you just buy same strike, but calls? |
| Haha yeah renewable energy is not developed enough bro to run those massive data centers which consume almost an entire small city worth of electricity |
| Just print it, ez |
| Shut up Elon |
| Ber keep twerking anoos expeditiously |
| Schwab now won’t let you buy it without talking to a broker |
| Don't, u will regret for life |
| Is that renewable energy in the room with us right now |
| Doesn't Donald only date Russian women? The portal was apparently in Russia. Where else would he somehow get a connection with Russia? |
| Insider trading on prediction markets by government officials with material non-public information. |
| Oh boy, I hope someone tells him their new fab is operating above all expectations. |
| Close enough |
| Renewable Energy joined the room |
| You start calculating your potential tax bill… |
| Does this valuation include successful neutron |
| both ! i wish you good luck , fuck what others say if you belive in it go with your guts |
| same 🥲 |
| Just divide the value by total return %/100, it’s that easy to determine cost. |
| He's gonna spike you like a nerf football for being greedy |
| It's the same reason why people comparing nancy pelosi to Warren buffet are stupid as fuck. She makes like 1-5m plays at most and they extrapolate that to act as if shes making 50% returns on her whole ass net worth or something. Buffet is investing with hundreds of billions. You cant make this play with hundreds of billions. You'd buy out the company with that much money. Buffet cant ever be getting that amount of return because when you're talking about that much money, you effectively become the market so you'd average out to what the market is more or less. |
| Why don’t you take 1M out and let the remaining 1M gamble |
| Talks with Pakistan for their cooperation and not talks with the US |
| Everything's casino. |
| Yeah majority of the people are blinded by the current ATH market and will soon know they were manipulated by 🥭 when things go to shit with the closed strait. |
| $35000 would mean 3000 contracts. Doubt there was even that level of volume for 3000 contracts at ~11¢ a piece. OTM strikes tend to have lower volume to begin with. |
| So, this is getting interesting. |
| I got ptsd from getting burned buying dips to fast now i wait to long and miss out on so much money lmao |
| Thanks, yeah I exited positions too early several times and cost myself money. I remember that those options either recovered totally or waiting a few minutes would have led to losing $10 instead of $80. \nI’ve got a lot to learn but am happy that I was able to turn a profit 3 of 4 days this week and 2 of those were on my phone. It’s definitely easier on the desktop app |
| Seriously! I doubted this guy too. \nEpic WSB showmanship 👌 |
| I din´t gave up. +110% at the moment! |
| Did they just meet 🥭? Also, given the option s of (1) a debilitating war; or (2) swallow some pride - not a crazy choice. |
| too many bears still so yes they will keep ripping. too many people saying it's an obvious blow off top. |
| https://preview.redd.it/9powiuuvobxg1.jpeg?width=768&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=335bf9ab6002cadc66e13421b36c53ea3a0a70a7\n\n |
| Yeah goodluck running those data centers and transfer AI equipment globally without oil |
| The US presidents family is betting on crypto and look where it's gotten them? Crypto is tanking. They can't know everything. |
| Yep! |
| Yeah gonna be a COVID level economic shock and no money for stimulus |
| 13 hours for me today \n\nSee you at the finish line soldier |
| There is already AI in reddit search, its been like 6 months to a year already |
| no crying over spilled milk. |
| Exactly |
| I think SPY and QQQ are the only way to make big money quick not the individual stocks |
| This is the way |
| Godspeed sailor 🫡 |
| I think the economy and the stock market have become more divorced than ever due to a shift in wealth from the middle class to the ultra wealthy. Even if every day people are struggling wealthy people will still need somewhere to park their cash. |
| Shit, today is Saturday. I thought it was Friday, I'm Fuk! |
| good luck brother, and fuck you of course |
| tell me when you buy sir so i can buy puts |
| Does his term run out before the next one? |
| lol you guys have been predicting a market crash the past 3 earnings and it’s been red/flat… I think this is the earnings that will catapult us to the moon |
| Post-big-bang cloud of plasmatic deuterium here. Currently up 7.68*10^577 USD |
| Crazy impressive, why/when do you see it going to 500/share? |
| We don’t need oil we have semis and ai. |
| People act like this only happens in government. Every single corporation that trades on the stock exchange has executives and employees in the know. You think they don't share with friends or family before a product launch/acquisition/positive news story? |
| Let's go bro when the Rolls Royce Coming ? |
| This is a casino... always bet on black. |
| When is reddit implementing AI remember reddit used to be $250 few months ago lol maybe they can partner with Intel 😄 |
| They had an exclusive deal with HIMS for about 30 days to sell Ozempic/Wygovy. So that’s done. (I’m carrying a heavy bag) |
| BoJ could raise rates before any of these happen. |
| Fair enough, thanks for the feedback. |
| any new developments in eye-ran? |
| for sure, lol but still unrealistic p/e. enjoy it while it last boys! |
| If a peace deal gets done this weekend we could see SPY at 800 this Monday. |
| 100% survivorship bias |
| This. And we spend our time fighting over right and left squabbles about who will take care of us better, rather than figuring out why we need to be taken care of at all. |
| Congrats and fuck you |
| This isn't a long term investor sub bro |
| Theta cometh, but if there's a big enough move next week, they will overcome t gang. \n\nI bought 10 of them Friday 04/17 and was up ~$280. Should of took those gains then. But decided to hold and bought 20 more this week when the RSI was below 30 on a few dips. |
| bro please, just tell me which one to buy please bro \n\njust one like this i put 3k please bro \n\njust once bro please\n\ni promise i'll be good and donate fentanyl to the homeless. |
| Talks will go nowhere. Im still bearish. \nOil impacts are only starting to be seen by dopey end consumers who have no idea how bad itll get. |
| Self inflicted sufferance, we like it |
| Sweet summer child |
| Fuck sake. It should have been me |
| You know, you could sell some of this stock and invest into safer bets instead of keeping a 2mil yolo going? \n\n\nIf you had 2mil in cash would you put it all into RKLB? |
| Exactly. So there must be some promise of resolution if I’m convinced to show again |
| Its a remindme 5 years play |
| Plot his response time against Indian shift patterns and the time in Delhi |
| I don't know how much it matters but I'm guessing a lot of Google employees are going to sell a lot of their stock when their trading window opens |
| What was the specific trade? When did yo uplace it |
| How do you pick which stocks to go in on |
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| Are you okay? Dude was a surgeon LOL. He could afford it even if he lost it all. \n\nAlso, you're an idiot if you think no one would risk it. I'm only in my 30s, my portfolio is basically high risk as well. I'd argue most people have high risk investments when their retirement outlook is 30+ years out. \n\nI'm worth less than 1M but I'm gladly risking half of that constantly in mid-high risk plays. |
| Saying Schrödinger anything is fundamentally lame, and this is next level |
| Yeah and it only took Intel (who is a much larger company in a different space) 26 years to recover and now that they have "recovered" they are certainly not up 10x. \n\nThat 23% gain we saw Friday could just as easily be -25% in the coming days or weeks, which is not an uncommon sight for massive rallies in this post-Covid market. |
| His absolute lack of concern about the illegality of what he's doing. If only there were some kind of consequences for breaking the law. |
| The only people saying ”ai will replace most or all jobs” are ai companies and their CEOs. |
| Fuck 🐻 |
| Why closing Friday? |
| Nobody cares, it's all about strait open or not |
| Semi’s will be down 0.3% Monday when the “peace talks” don’t happen and then rip 11% Tuesday when they’re back on again |
| Look up jloc on x |
| The good news is, they can't go much lower. Your target date is quite far out, so if they double at some point, you can cover your cost and hold what you're comfortable gambling with.\n\nHard to see a reason on fundamentals why price per shares should 5x, but market does what it wants tbh |
| They always said they were going there, but not necessarily to do "direct talks" |
| Can anyone give advice on best free app/format to learn about this ?\nI purchase stock have never shorted, or traded options.. |
| One of the few times he is not wrong. |
| So Iran did arrive to Pakistan for talks lol. |
| What the actual fuck |
| Sold my 2years old position at barely a profit the day before the whole marke did a u-turn... I am so pissed.\nGg for the balls of steel |
| I am holding 15 bands, we ride together 🚀🚀🚀 |
| Tweaking in carton box under a bridge until it hits 10mil |
| You know you can buy shares right? Buy 800k shares of any normal company and live off the dividends Istg |
| Hello, what about GOOG? Thank you in advance. |
| Are we all scared of an attack this weekend? |
| But he knows other people consider it what they call "morally wrong", so he throws in some bad words there. |
| Crazy how I see the majority of these moves and just execute improperly... my day will be here very soon I promise you that. |
| Massive circuit breaker, you didnt hear? |
| Sold that for a profit a long time ago |
| AMD is his only friend. Let him have it 😂 |
| The house always wins |
| Has anybody seen ber? |
| If you’ve been doing this since the ~~80's~~ 70's why do you sound like a ~~vape~~ coke addicted ~~zoomer.~~ boomer. |
| I think he meant this.\n\nThe Forbes 30 Under 30 Pipeline to Prison: Youth Worship, Fraud Culture, and the Myth of the Young Genius Founder\nhttps://www.linkedin.com/pulse/forbes-30-under-pipeline-prison-youth-worship-fraud-culture-sanders-ybwzc?utm_source=share&utm_medium=member_android&utm_campaign=share_via |
| i too turned 167k into 2.2 m, i just did it in reverse. |
| Schrodinger's Hormuz: \n\nA strait is simultaneously open and closed, until its flow is impacted. The military-action wave function keeps the flow of goods dependent on quantum fluctuations at any given time, and the transaction of a given good can only be expressed by the probability of it occuring in any given day.\n\nDuring decoherence, the superpositions of the military-action state get scrambled, and nearby couch particles get tunneled through. |
| 40B investment in anthropic is a little interesting but they announced a new model very, very soon so this should pay off if that is as good as their last big release. |
| That's.The.Joke.\n\nLooks like /s goes over like a lead balloon with WSB bots. Or, they're on the Ackman payroll <cough, cough> |
| Just a bunch of single moms in target, getting crowded and smells like bitch in there |
| Dedder than usual. Even though it's the weekend.\n\nPeople out enjoying their lives or something lol? |
| The conceptual opposite of "the buck stops here". |
| Dudes a real POS |
| Says the only person in the world who has bankrupted a casino or two |
| Ngl, they renovated our local Walmart and that shit is nice now. Has Target officially become the store for the crusties? |
| ###AFP: Iran defence ministry says US seeks 'face-saving' way out of war |
| With 1.3 M I could retire and live off of dividends |
| Why not 100%? /s |
| ehhh no |
| Wtf is this |
| His purchase will undoubtedly be the ath |
| This is good. How long have you been in the market? |
| Lol you just blabbed about it on reddit to stoke your ego. \n\nNot that any of this is real but you can't even follow the basic rule; don't talk about it.\n\nThey'd def catch you. |
| The fomo has struck deep in this one 🐥 |
| Vm you came back? |
| Almost got it... |
| when you have that much buying power 10% is a lot. If i lose 2k on some highly regarded options or stock i can always forget it existed and work a few more shifts. If you lose 1.6 mill trying to chase that 10% loss... now what. Genuinely fucked I would never trade with such a large amount. Like at that point you already made it just voo and chill. Play with 100k in a separate account. |
| We use the weekday jpow around here |
| 🤑🤑🤑 |
| Wow |
| Thank you lol |
| Ofc, minus the 0DTEs |
| Tramp called for a trading pause |
| No tax on the .5 part of overtime pay wow hugeeee |
| Won't move until Sunday 8pm, individual companies move on 6pm. |
| Absolutely |
| u/spez will take us to the promised land 🚀🚀🚀 |
| Wow, that is so awesome congratulations bro |
| Medioconductors |
| 👏👏👏 |
| $1000 is pretty trivial in the context of 2 adults' net worth |
| Please do so I can buy more lol. Not worried about day to day price action |
| It's likely to inevitably crash again. No way is it only up from here. |
| Fick you Carlean! 🐥 |
| Providing me with extremely questionable data to comb through about regarded sentiment. |
| Why aren't the futures moving? |
| I used to have a lawyer-based name on Reddit, too. Then I realized it was stupid. Have a good day, Esquire! |
| You should definitely invest in crypto. |
| Can Bloom Energy go even higher? |
| Love this |
| Exactly right, doing it for the love of the game and to make the country a better place. I want to help as many as possible achieve their full potential |
| Cope |
| Don't forget J-Pow on Wednesday! |
| Pores? |
| Calls it is then |
| Typical options trader |
| Be me chickened out on 5/15 10x150c on AMD on 9th April sold with a $200 loss, would be worth 100k now loool |
| Sonntagsruhe, ignoramus |
| So, generally there is always a trace, the Amish are the best at hiding because they not only don't have traces often but they have different book keeping. The double book exists for everybody else, you need to find it. One of the easiest is the associated stuff around it, we find something tied to it you forgot was tied to it. A single receipt, your insurance payment on the car you claimed got moved, changes in income level with no other explanation, etc. \n\nIt's like a cross examination, just with me with a magnifying glass at my desk for hours. It will triple the cost, but I will have every single financial record of that person and search for discrepancies. If you have an explanation you'll be fine, but odds are you haven't prepared to that level. No explanation, I don't need to prove the asset specifics, I have enough to get value. \n\nSo basically if you're presuming operating as a complex criminal syndicate washing your money yeah odds are I don't have the subpoena powers needed to prove that. Otherwise odds are you messed that up because you didn't spend weeks building such a concealment.\n\nNow, if you hide the assets well enough and have nothing else I may not recover it, but you'll also have a judgment for the rest of your life locking you in. |
| Fake. Ethereum has never tanked enough that anyone could lose "all their money" on. |
| The bigger the scam the bigger the pamp |
| Also check out ZS.\n\nI have mixed feelings about some of those, but INTU is a long winner no matter what. They have had a million tax startups try to compete over the last two decades. If anything, AI may let them reduce headcount and increase profitability. |
| Why do people do that? |
| Schodingleberry's cuck |
| That’s a big bet on SaaS !! \nSalesforce will do well. Anthropic calls it. ‘Foundational’ and I agree. |
| Oof |
| Higher for longer |
| when will they release fullconductors? |
| My bad, thought you were bitching about being broke |
| I am up way too early |
| No, let him cook. |
| Or Caddyshack reference |
| Could be selling weekly calls for 1k |
| Go back to sleep Don ... |
| Bent as a nine bob note that feller. \nRussian patsy. |
| That’s concerning since the thing he’s demonstrated to be an expert in is bankrupting casinos. |
| https://preview.redd.it/wha2ndgygbxg1.jpeg?width=1320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=273c03e68fe90627c91a19230436cada48ea4a69\n\nDamn watchlist |
| I believe earlier 2030s is when the Dow plant is supposed to be finished. |
| 9 hours of OT being worked today so I can make more to ultimately probably lose this coming week. Massive week of earnings ahead. Gonna be a shitshow. |
| Can you elaborate on how? It doesn’t have to be just 1 address that he’s never touched, it could be spread across a lot of different addresses / methods of concealment. The more there are, the better for “concealer”, because hes not actually using this tech/methods to hide money, he’s just a nut about blockchain technology and economic market theories. Which is verifiably true.\n\nHow do you deal with that?\n\nHow do you know I was hiding money and not just genuinely forgetting and losing easy access / notes for the wallets? That is something that could/would happen if a marital spouse was being abusive, cheating, etc. |
 Is the Strait of Hormuz Open? isthestraitofhormuzopen.com |
| https://preview.redd.it/q34myttrgbxg1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c4379df70e294a9c5947b5b632dd3da9c53fb9d3 |
| And I need work to do when I’m bored. |
| Well the good news is, they already have an island. We just gotta make sure all the kids are evacuated first. |
| With Amazon backing it - maybe it’s good idea to recall a little Amazon history. Amazon went public in 1997. It didn’t show any profit at all for for about five years. Yet by 2002 it was trading approximately 900% higher then its ipo price. |
| There's no way Trump figured out how to get out of a Chinese Finger Trap. One of his aides did this.\n\nAlso... this is terrible news if Powell leaves the board. Fuck I hope he stays on just long enough. |
| Who goes on a third date if it didn't come through on the second one |
| What did she do, fam? |
| No |
| And what’s the point lol |
| Stop including the $ sign you stupid bastard |
| definitely not regretting! |
| better question, who gives a fck about the 'weekend dow'? |
| I like your crayons magic man |
| Can someone please dumb down how this happened and what OP has done to get such good returns? |
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| AAPL $295-300 EOW |
| lmao what you want me to talk about |
| I never used anthropic because geo lock. But I have used figma make and it's fucking cheeks. |
| Look at my name. I know who I email. |
| !remindme 60 days |
| Stop loss exists.. |
| What game |
| Yeah what happened to that? And Musk claiming Google was too woke and search was totally dead. Whenever I bought Goog, it only went down. I remember when it was 190ish, nobody was buying it and it went as low was 160, and then next week low 200s and up and above from there...as if all the fears of search being dead, etc. were never even there. Quite a rigged market |
| Wrong...you still would not risk it. To get to 10 mil he had to risk it in the first place.. |
| Kll me pls how do you manage this grandpa? |
| What, that motherfucking sound guy in the background holding the mic'?\n\nNow that you say it, it makes sense, guy isn't involved directly in decision, so he's harder to connect with the crime, but he also has access to the latest insights, even "off air" while being equipped to eardrop discretely conversations. |
| For real ? |
| 💩 so what do you suggest? |
| oof that drop |
| I have no choice anymore... it's in God's hands now. |
| I’m gonna TECL you |
| His ex says she’ll send him pics of them if he sends her 10k per month |
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| ICT💀💀 |
| Wtf why is the weekend dow tanking for no reason? |
| How many are you buying? \n"1" \nonly 1? \n"it's enough to crash the market, if I am the one who buys it" |
| You’re generally emailing the judicial assistant who will communicate it to the judge or not. |
| banbet! $INTC 100$ 60d |
| he means all those companies made their moves because of intel already. |
| Schrödingers stock |
| Classic crypto marriage saver right there |
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| Are they ornamental? |
| Or trust fund hands |
| It's fucking insane how semiconductor stocks are literally just a straight vertical line up since 1 month\n\nYet I know it'll crash as soon as I buy any of them\n\nAt the same time I know it'll go up another 1000% if I don't buy them\n\nFUCK |
| No, same as a home. If you pay out half of the value of a home to the partner leaving and the house appreciates to bad. It is the value of the asset at the time of divorce. |
| My best trades so far have been the one where I bought something with fun money and not much thinking.\n\n500€ on poet, at market price, who cares the price? Sure --> +100% in a month \n3000€ on micron? let's wait till it goes back like 10€ --> +30€ that day alone, and then I missed out the following rally |
| The four most hated words "it is what it is" |
| Under-appreciated mark tom and travis show reference right there 🫵👍🤘 |
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| When this prints, we can all finally stop hearing about AI putting all of us below poverty line. Shit is so annoying |
| Look to my username. Maybe it's not a mere belief. |
| Economy is really fucked. Even if the market goes up your money won't buy shit, that's not being a retarded ber |
| Donald? |
| Genius or insane... time will tell. |
| Bidens market |
| You can be a bull and at the same time recognize that the global economy is beyond fucked |
| How is that possible ? |
| I have bigger dreams... 😔 |
| Devs have patched topsy turvy mode. Now good earnings actually means pump. |
| huh? your family that left you inspires you to make money? these two things don't correlate in a normal person's brain. |
| It’s all just a big troll now |
| Damn dis place actually ded |
| Remember when Amd dumped 17% after their last earnings? 😉 |
| And this asshole bankrupted a casino |
| mods help him he wants a ban |
| Pull back soon with profit taking and ER lol be careful. Money destroyer will be born once again |
| Hey someone help me out in a fireman emt I help everyone but no one helps me I need to understand investing in 26 ppl we don’t get paid shit and I need to make sure I leave enough for my wife and son in case I die early. I also wanna learn how to make money fast bc I don’t wanna work forever if I could retire at 30 I’d be amazed and happy my back can’t keep up another 30 years |
| Nah, we would. People like to think they are really good at this, but almost everything leaves a trace. It's the spouses who allowed avoidance who will never be able to prove that because they were part of a concealment, the vast majority otherwise will find it. Especially at that value. |
| And the opposite - if it’s worth a lot when you hide it and then has become worthless when they find out about it, you’re paying half of what it used to be worth. And attorney’s fees and maybe sanctions too. |
| sell and retire somewhere low cost, you have already won |
| I have been doing the same & seeing a consistent 24% return. |
| Google exists bruh |
| « Consistency here , learn or stay poor « |
| revolutionary! |
| Whose crying? |
| I don’t know what “keep the land because you're hodling” means but the spouse getting the land generally has to pay the other spouse the fair value of it at the time of the divorce (or let the spouse keep assets of equal worth). Their ex-partner’s interest is extinguished because they’ve received equal value. Appreciation of the land value isn’t applicable to the ex. They aren’t owner. If one spouse hides crypto worth a million bucks that then drastically drops to $10 when the ex finds out about it, the spouse would be on the hook for half of what it was worth at the time of divorce and the judge would lose her fucking mind over the behavior. Same if it was $1000. |
| No wealth in life besides the 2.2m all in on one company is certainly a choice |
| The next sentence is a lie. The previous sentence is true. |
| 300% if it in my state. Plus the full asset too. |
| Nope, we're never giving him one, either. Granted, MGM and VICI can't figure out how to make money with casinos, either. |
| 🐻 spotted |
| Give him sunglasses, also this grandpa still fck me every week |
| an amazing gamble |
| Bad things can happen to people who win too much in a casino. |
| You guys can recover ? I need 110% |
| HOW THE FUCK DOES BANBET WORK |
| Yeah they do. We just have rules governing communications *ex parte.* |
| When is it getting rescheduled any news? |
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| I want to hear more! |
| !banbet $INTC 100 60d |
| How about we just get a little drunk instead? |
| Donnie T reading my posts, I coined Casino Capitalism™️ first! |
| Don't worry the war will be over by 9:30 Monday morning. |
| Good morning 😙🤍 |
| House. DnB. Jazz. Sometimes I wanna listen to something without lyrics, which might be why that happens. |
| LOL |
| banbet! $INTC 100 60d |
| Nah Romania imo |
| I’m invested in the market still, but gotta lock in some gains at these levels imo |
| It is fine you still have mils to blow |
| What kind of music? |
| Everything priced in |
| I should have bought more AMD when it was $100. |
| Market usually goes down from FOMC, but earnings might offset that |
| Absolutely nothing. They just play a lotta video games and that's all they know about life. |
| Bers r fuk |
| Iran says no meeting with U.S. negotiators planned in Pakistan, with Trump envoys due to head to Islamabad\n\nVia CNBC\n\n🤨 |
| Grindr |
| free fallinnnn |
| We are just watching how the world economy collapses. Like a cow unwittingly being transported to the slaughterhouse. Fascinating. |
| Nice my puts are for next Friday |