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| The algo knows what you like |
| Silver always been rigged because it's the poor peoples money.\n\nIt was 33 for a long time but around 17 times by weight so i guess dubble that by mass.\n\n \nWe will get the real value of silver some day and overshoot it by far then consolidate back. |
| One of the main reasons I want to just switch to my automated traded bot I built. I hate holding on red. Just clinical shit. |
| a metapod is a sort of combination lunch and nap room where a 23 year old brings you to lay you off at meta |
| actually do it, you might actually double your understanding of the market in 60 seconds! |
| Have you tried switching it to performance mode instead of value? |
| Aw man 😂 \n\nWhy would Iran allow any type of agreement if they know that they can outlast the US govt until midterms? Iran won’t come into talks, especially if it’s clear that the US needs them more than the IRGC does |
| | Ticker | Target | Entry | Current | Move | Expires |\n|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|\n| **SNDK** ▲ | $1401.68 (above) | $1274.25 | $990.06 | +10.0% | 3h 3m | |
| lol |
| Its nust that too many retail bols are still alive. Korea treatment incoming. |
| He seemed fine, no Jerome Powell though |
| !banbet |
| 3 out of 12 is not 30% 🙂 |
| I listened to the call and it sounded like almost every question was a rephrasing of "Why didn't you raise rates?" |
| It was nice talking to you guys. |
| Now I don't feel bad about my 300usd, thank you! |
| wtf. I work in finance and I still have no idea what any of these product mean. It’s crazy old people are allowed to do thisb |
| Futes already slipping. Another -2% day tomorrow |
| only thing i know is this low volume ah pump means nothing we'll see tmrw how it goes on |
| no and it showed |
| Time for NVDA to shoot to 250 pre earnings making all bers look stupid |
| Doomers getting wiped is the definition is self-fufilling |
| Most Koreans just woke up. Market opening in 1.5 hours.\n\nGood luck everyone! |
| | Ticker | Target | Entry | Current | Move | Expires |\n|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|\n| **SNDK** ▲ | $1401.68 (above) | $1274.25 | $990.06 | +10.0% | 3h 3m | |
| 🥭 prefers to pick officers who wouldn’t be able to obtain those positions without him. That way they’ll be Yes Men to him |
| !banbet |
| Space X’s IPO literally crashed the market. |
| Me when MSFT is one of the few green stocks I own |
| The “free money” memory stick boys where at ? Lmaooooooooooo |
| probably gonna add to my position tomorrow. |
| Retard |
| these Q&A analysts are a bunch of ghey bers |
| Memory? |
| What indicates a "world" war is likely? \n\nThe US has never been softer on Russia or the Taiwan issue, they barely care under this admin. Europe has never been less likely to assist the US against China or Iran or whoever. India isn't joining anyone over anything, and nobody is helping India either. Central/South Americans and Africans dgaf.\n\nUnlike the WWs or Cold War there is no interconnectivity for these to go global, no intercontinental colonial empires, no seriously enforceable defense pacts outside European theater.\n\n\n |
| >It's truly ~~inspirational~~ horrifying. |
| sometimes you gotta be down $15k to be up 80k in August |
| Has Warsh ever spoken in public before? |
| Metapod is less useless than meta |
| Man Easter is like a long time from \nNow |
| your bottom is in\n\n |
| Microsoft crushed earnings. We will get back soon |
| Crazy how the sentiment flips in here lol |
| Retort |
| i was referring to EOD 7/24 |
| https://preview.redd.it/oxozzgs4w8gh1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=830a1d6666bf409e7f9980859249ee40673eaabb |
| Gotta stay humble. |
| Rip bears |
| Think he found out yet? |
| that MSFT green candle gotta fade to tomorrows open. retail will be denied every win as planned |
| In what world is cava cheaper than chipotle? |
| Dumping commence |
| No way anyone is buying memory stocks before KOSPI opens lmao |
| Zuck the cuck. Or how is it ? |
| I sold MSFT anticipating a post warnings drop. FML |
| Bottom is in |
| We don’t it will be delisted by morning |
| If China did it for Evergrande... |
| Not even up 0.30% on SPY and permabul retards giving each other blowies. "wE aRe sO bAcK!"\n\nNot enough pain in the market. Way too bullish in here. MOAR Capitulation. |
| Never. Holding til I did. |
| What is this fake AH pump? We all know when Koreans wake up and see SK Hynix new price, they are going to choose violence. |
| MU, DRAM, NBIS subs are mega whining to an insufferable degree. Bottom is in. Loading up. |
| I sold already and made some money but originally I was looking at $450 |
| iran just bombed my calls wtf |
| Tough day to say that with any conviction |
| Buy more GOOGL |
| no point in exiting until ATH |
| IN MY ASS |
| better entry now |
| Especially if they use it to buy SPCX puts! |
| Cu back in September, no reason to stay in this market for the summer |
| That bottom wick has me hopeful it will be a reversal uptrend tonight |
| I never imagined that one day it would be Microsoft that came to rescue my account.🤡 |
| Gotta change the rules |
| Msft fading, red by open |
| Lmaooo |
| I’m a bit disappointed by the week, the whole f\*cking month actually.\n\nMeh… |
| https://preview.redd.it/9uhpa8lzv8gh1.jpeg?width=4320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bbe0d0de639d66f4b62e6461d200f6e7adcbc221 |
| Satya fucking dunking on these bitch ass analyst hoes |
| Didn’t know he’s still streaming |
| I’m waiting for posts on r/NoStupidQuestions asking why the stock market is crashing before I buy calls again. That’s the bottom signal. |
| At this point I’m working with pennies … so I’ll take pennies lol |
| Nah this will fade by open, in Korea |
| Bulls are really celebrating way to early |
| who do you think ran the algo that caused today's mess |
| MU doesn’t have 3.5B users. The moat isn’t the same. |
| Put the calls in the bag lil bro. We back at 750+ next week |
| I mean, can’t buy that lambo to drive to the beach if all your money is theoretical |
| GUH NEE CHI WAH >\_\_\_\_\_< |
| Fucking called it |
| Ok |
| https://preview.redd.it/6yjpdmzxv8gh1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=39fab9a69187f96288beac1c5abc48053e5fad26 |
| Fuck it ill take any kind of pump right now |
| Yes Bigly. |
| Exactly this, look at Israel’s comment that 🥭 will unleash devastation on Iran just recently. \nGo long oil and chill for now |
| sounds boring, my portfolio value moves like a sine wave |
| We’re reaching oversold levels expect a bounce tomorrow |
| So crazy! We haven't had a single day this bad (>1.5% drop) since *checks notes* about a month ago. Or 7 other times this year. |
| Holy fuck MSFT\n\nWas at a party so I couldn't monitor it, I'm fuckin saved |
| What a statement. You're right. |
| RIP $CAPR. Martin the Martian strikes again |
| ES is 125pts from ATH and you and the rest of the crack babies are crying the sky is falling. I cannot wait to see \nthe looks on faces when ES falls 1200pts\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/35rtvknvv8gh1.jpeg?width=479&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=edd4c400ae9f955d592d5dad6801f58e8f802d99 |
| If msft starts going up again what price would you exit at? |
| # KOREATARDS UP NEXT |
| Where do we see META open tomorrow? |
| Man who go to bed with itchy butt\n\nWake up with stinky finger |
| its fucked now mm in on the ber cope. these mf so see thorugh :ahyes: |
| 6% this year 😀 |
| https://preview.redd.it/ubny08rvv8gh1.jpeg?width=1169&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0feaaf0dd6cbe173b06ec8d0272e34e5c76bff16 |
| Literally |
| $OPEN as the pre-ipo for Open AI |
| No, ofc I’m not worried about tomorrow\n\n…what made you think that? 🥹 |
| 🌈🐻 |
| Their earnings were amazing. |
| This regard had over a million, could have left the casino, but needed the rush of "just one more win." |
| https://preview.redd.it/pgay4unuv8gh1.jpeg?width=1169&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=864d5592e1e82280109fb180d4d38fdfbafc143b |
| MSFT holders: finally -20% only now. |
| Meta isn't anywhere near record revenue. |
| Msft carrying yo |
| MU has a 4 fpe and 17 trailing and is more profitable. |
| i dont watch mu, but just took a look at it and its already 735. mu will probably hit at least 800 again by open |
| qqq |
| https://preview.redd.it/494c9chtv8gh1.jpeg?width=1169&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5b1fe7e10ee139a46c6ee365652fc68d627258b3 |
| Honestly ill take it every job declined me |
| S&P generates 10% a year, it's free money 🤡 |
| Save some for the rest of us mr moneybags |
| Just gonna watch the Skrelli live stream |
| I'm down 30% in 3 days without having this much money. All from memory etfs lol |
| Me: see the market \*sighs\*\n\nalso me: puts on my Wendy's hat |
| Well the only step left is 250k bet on a 1 day option |
| You still have 200k left. Use it to short oil with HOD. That will get you to 400k by September then you buy the low in AI stocks with call options and recover the rest 5x by December. |
| I threw in the towel this morning. I should probably remove my permission to even trade there. |
| i got my last bucks for sk hynix to rip 40% tonight |
| Sell it all then! |
| MSFT is known for that. |
| Can ORCL do what Msft is doing now? I’m about 10% down thought I was buying a major dip…. |
| AAPL as well |
| you must have been asleep the last 3 weeks? |
| https://preview.redd.it/fqvse7zrv8gh1.jpeg?width=1169&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9378caf194cd497af192f2f48a755d22c4541560 |
| Moderators hates fun |
| I go to war with myself and blame myself for not switching sides. It seems so obvious when day after day I wake up to red and all it takes is a couple clicks to switch sides but I don't do it. I don't know if it's self sabotage or something else. On the other hand there's many others in a similar situation so it can't be that easy picking the right side |
| Do you have a specific reference? I think even that is overstating it. They weren't even criminally convicted of anything, and didn't even admit to wrongdoing. I get that it's improper booking and they should pay the prescribed fine, which was peanuts. But "cooking the books" or pretending this is enron level crimes, like the average bear seems to do on Reddit... It's dishonest, at best. |
| i think it's a transfer of wealth from one class to another. how this will affect the real transfer of wealth within the next 20 years will be interesting after this ridiculous episode. |
| korea unification tonight would hit the spot |
| That’s fine, as long as it rips more between now and then and leads SPY above $745 for at least a few seconds |
| Zucker been fuckin around |
| Of course we know. The markets are still up about 30% YTD. The markets have performed amazingly well this year despite this hiccup.\n\nEveryone is freaking out when they should have freaked when the market was up 100% YTD in June. |
| holy shit you actually learnt nothing lmfao. Actually gold |
| Why that guy still have more than $700B? doesn't even make sense |
| I've been doing that all week. Sadly, I picked the ones that moved up. |
| Old Chinese proverb\n\n*Man who pick bottom get stinky finger* |
| What are ur trades for tmrw |
| It's not complicated folks\n\nber r fuk |
| Everything is AI and AI is shit just wait until it’s good. Whoever gets there first wins it all. |
| https://preview.redd.it/4l6t24jqv8gh1.jpeg?width=1169&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bf528a5873a98525a5440eb1e2ac2a4bf158cc34 |
| As a general rule: If you want to actually make good trades, stay away from WSB. (Unless you're here solely to invert the sentiment or to get a laugh.) |
| 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 |
| META avg now at 540. Pretty happy with that. See you in the Spring everyone |
| the irony lol, lmao even |
| ok, but you said you bought it today eod so why do the screenshot shows you opened it on 7/24? |
| Imagine the cope when if SPY opens green tomorrow 🤣 |
| Yeah but let us feel good for a few hours |
| META |
| Notice how mango is quiet today, shit is going to be pretty serious. Because Iran showed they are no longer holding fire if ameriguh says its time to stop bombing |
| So what sort of discourse do you want then? OP has just lost a million, so many of these 'recycled' memes are rather fitting. Do you have anything new to offer? |
| Sure SPCX, what about GOOGL, AMZN, META, MSFT, NVDA, MU, 000660 and so on? It is not a Cisco 150 p/e situation |
| They need janitors to clean them too |
| Yeah but I think the pump will only come after all of mag7/mag10 |
| Not really. Look at Meta! |
| Y’all gonna cry when MU is back to 1200$ in no time you pigs |
| Yeah I’m confused here |
| netanyahu\_frown.jpg: you want a social experience, i'll give you a social experience |
| Why did MSFT randomly pump? |
| Why? You were set for life lol |
| We not even close to the bottom yet 💀 |
| Yooo we pumping |
| You talkin bout the stock, or did you just unzip and look down? |
| Okay guys we need a meme stock. Any suggestions? |
| Just follow my trades brother made more today than 95% of people see in a year; tipping my waitress 10k this weekend as a kind gesture with i take some business colleagues out to dinner |
| During an eclipse, no less. |
| https://preview.redd.it/cgv8gkslv8gh1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=49319b89800073a135939abeae3890851d63b388 |
| made this mistake on Friday but did not make this mistake today and almost got it back\n\n\ntomorrow? we piss it on calls. QQQ back to $700 |
| Fear of missing cock. \n\nHold onto it on to your Weiner and be scared |
| Bill Kospi |
| What's the problem? Just buy puts instead of calls when the line starts going down. |
| I LOVEEEE BEING A BOLLLLLLLLL GO KOREA! |
| are u talking about mu or spy lol |
| I’m an idiot. Sold a 739 putt 5 minutes before that drop started. |
| I think my Chinese huzz wanna get down and dirty but I miss my ex |
| The next Michael Burry here!! |
| MSFT about to pull an Intel |
| They are despicable people. We need way more pain in this market. |
| Imagine needing Korea to be green |
| China invades Taiwan on Friday would be a hilarious ending to the week… |
| Somehow the Kospieans will find a way to suck the air out of MSFT tonight. |
| Oh, well then I’m probably all kinds of wrong 😂 \n\nNo idea how you lads do it across the pond |
| [ Removed by Reddit ] |
| # i hate being full port META, what happened to the MSFT bulls should have happened to me |
| https://preview.redd.it/6uavscjkv8gh1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5650ee9bf8def0d47e60136a57c85be1e273ca63 |
| This guy might be on to something |
| And it is the last day of trading before the new leverage rules go into effect.\n\nMore forced liquidations may be on the menu. |
| A million dollars and too addicted to gambling to walk away from the table. Well done 😂 |
| And sleep for dessert |
| Honestly, no one really knows. Right now, there's a downward trend. \n\nBut, it could pick back up in the next two days. Or, it could keep dropping. Market is irrational as fuck. Has been for awhile.\n\nIf I were ou, I would set some limit orders to try and at least break even. Who knows, maybe you'll even profit. |
| I will tell my grandkids about you 🫡 |
| not a single put |
| Probably only recovers the second I sell, tbh. Happened with NVDA right after the DeepSeek dip too |
| Definitely not. I been preaching puts since SPY 748.50 |
| Haha zuc u deserved that, get shit on |
| Bottom is in I guess |
| 165Y/usd |
| MSFT (me think) |
| Also, HOOD green by morning. |
| Have a feeling MSFT will do an INTC and go red |
| Found it, it's 8pm Eastern |
| Retard |
| TACO sends us to $760 end of week |
| Look at the 30 year yield. Would you rather raise rates or hesitate to confront inflation? Rate hikes aren’t fun for anyone, but it’s a hedge against “de-dollarization”. If the Fed doesn’t increase rates, or decides to cut them short term, the risk of longer term inflation is magnified. Overall Warsh signaled a lot of uncertainty for either move albeit being dovish in his tone, spooking the market |
| I’m all for being skeptical of AI, but to think gpt 5.6 is just for asking retarded questions is insane. Shit just legit built me an app that would have cost me $50K a few years ago, it QA tested it and composed an installer too. It took an hour, but it would have taken me and 2 other people a month a year ago. |
| See what Samsung says about that. If they stumble your $650 is the open. |
| .32% on SPY and its over? You retards are something else. |
| no way we it doesnt rally the rest of the night to at least 735 by open. today was one of the biggest dips so far |
| MSFT, imma need you to focus on the *shrek* this is not the time to lose steam |
| The problems isn’t guidance. It’s inflation and interest rates. Earnings don’t mean anything until that is resolved. |
| Satya is a fucking Chad. Sundar sounded like a clueless cuck |
| What a great plot twist, loving this season’s writing \n\n(Not really, I’m still bleeding) |
| Calls it is! |
| Oh my gourd! \n\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| If you're looking for a sign degens, Microsoft is $420. Time to yolo |
| I lost everything but I got my last money for mu calls at 737. Please rip to 1800 tonight |
| MSFT, AMZN. Goog, will be the real AI winners with cloud growth |
| 🤭 |
| The nerve of a wsb bull who aint in my tax bracket try to tell me how to trade; the nerve of some of you essential workers 🙄 |
| Relax dude. Size is not as important as you think |
| Microsoft is the hero we needed, but don’t deserve |
| Midterms |
| It wasn’t before this post |
| Good job Mr. Montana |
| Yeah basically. And I think Google's revenue is accelerating more than MSFT but their capex was way up and free cash flow negative. Imo in the end Google will do better but not yet |
| I’m about to do a strength workout. Gotchu fam. |
| So I’m gonna lose my job to AI AND lose my money to trading AI? Time for plain bread sandwich and ice soup again tn smh |
| equities follow the bond market |
| https://preview.redd.it/mh3jy71dv8gh1.jpeg?width=1320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aecedc668bcfbdf325568561902de0fa6f74b143 |
| No matter what happens bers are still ghey |
| Msft cooking but still way far away from ATH |
| If you hadn't it would have been the largest earnings call in history. You know the deal. |
| Alright so if I take all of META’s property plant and equipment, some $220B and run it through their income statement over 5 years I get $44B per year of depreciating. They’re currently depreciation about $25B.\n\nSo if I take their earnings of $44B through Q2, take $12B (just a lazy doubling of their depreciation) off it I arrive at new earnings of $33B for Q2 and annualized it that’s $66B of net income per year. $540 stock price, that’s means this fucking thing trade at a forward of 22… assuming the 30% revenue growth they’re experiencing grinds to 0% and if they had no additional revenue from selling compute. I’m also assuming the entire property plant and equipment depreciates at 5 years (likely slightly longer).\n\nIt’s deep value. Check my math? |
| MSFT |
| OP appears to be in the UK, which seems unfavorable |
| Sounds like my ex.. |
| Gah |
| Low volume, they need to pump in order to be able to sell off tomorrow again |
| https://preview.redd.it/8p0srfmcv8gh1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=47c886c0a182ec2096f171100e87cec17e6eac13 |
| i really hope for everyone this is not a bulltrap |
| That pump and dump was truly diabolical today. |
| Zuck needs a new CFO that can pull the same shenanigans as the MSFT one |
| Thumbs up or down for market data impact on the market tomorrow!? 📉📈 |
| Everyone knows koreans are gonna do another -10% dive so this is all just plumbing |
| You sold |
| Yeah and at this rate i won’t ever get to be in one either |
| https://preview.redd.it/qlab9ogbv8gh1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f72455603adb1d859608349cde577656f8668622 |
| SK having a lil gyeran-jjim, lil nokcha, Bouda fuck our shit up. |
| This feels pointed at me. ChatGPT dinner recs are legit. |
| Nobody on the train has money though. You need to do this in the passenger seat of a Lambo. |
| Wouldn't that be bad as interest is going up? |
| we are short on kimchi tonight :belt: |
| T'was fun while it lasted. |
| Can these Koreans just one time rescue our positions instead of digging a deeper grave for us |
| 1 Satya vs 50 million Koreans 🍿🥤👀 |
| My strategy: panic sell, bitch lol |
| This is a bottom indicator. |
| We are so pumping tomorrow |
| Go run some more it’s cooling off. Need more pumping. |
| Guess who is sucking all this money in middle of everything 🤔 \nNVDA |
| Yeah but qqq and spy tanked then |
| Look at msft booom… bottom |
| I remember they did this last night only for shit to be blood red by midnight.\n\nWe'll see |
| i sold 8 shares of microsoft at 380. oops |
| sigh...\n\n*unzips* |
| If KOSPI rebounds and somehow the Iran war settled down, shit would fly back to ATH probably. |
| I love the table anyway. It sent me down a rabbit hole on SPVs and 10b5-1s and I unironically learned a lot from it. Thank you!\n\nReading about the 10b5-1, how do you allow for the 90-day cool off between the declaration of the 10b5-1 plan, the first day permitted for which is IINM 8/6? I thought that meant the real action won't happen until 11/6, at which time all the VCs and execs will start executing methodically rhythmic sells with pauses to let the saps buy the dips and push the price up again? You have that all starting on 8/6, not 11/6.\n\nAlso, does the fact that SPCX crumbled instantly mean the retail passive investors are not fucked? Just fucked a little less hard (115 to 60, not 225 to 60)? No difference?\n\nI'll take my answer off the air. |
| Clutch. Let’s hang out. |
| https://preview.redd.it/u0ya5wy8v8gh1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bac02800bfde515ea346cf9b79448eaafe410fda |
| maybe there'll be hyper inflation and it never would have meant anything anyways and soon you'll be earning 10 million per year making minimum wage |
| ARM is such a whore and fucking bitch |
| Wait THAT was the low volume pump already? Cya tomorrow bulls, have fun buying tn |
| Doesn’t matter anymore we only sell off |
| What's our kospi play tonight |
| Market consensus: order Chinese food |
| What made market suddenly flip in AH? |
| So the ROI on a trillion dollars is going to be a search engine. Lmfao |
| Y'all celebrating but Kospi hasn't opened yet and you know how much a country the size of Indiana across the pond has a stranglehold on our financial futures. |
| Apple needs to get slaughtered, 40PE with 4% growth guidance is a joke |
| https://preview.redd.it/9dpfabb5v8gh1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2f1772318c23e4a7d6cb07929b05652d1c08baf5\n\n \nPositions! Went full regard had 2 Monsters this morning |
| Too many goddamn bears around here |
| https://preview.redd.it/61xahj37v8gh1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=652e754046d5e4464bceacedf22b1735ae66c1c3 |
| Tonight |
| https://preview.redd.it/k675par6v8gh1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cb626e959aef8458a64e97747a89d298992533ea\n\n |
| I believe too but what are your thoughts |
| The day that MSFT saved the market |
| I be crying in hmart |
| Just got back from my run. \n\nHOLY FUCK MSFT |
| dog licking bacon on screen vibes wtf i thought this was for bers. times must be changin |
| Yeah yahoo finances news is utter dogshit, all written by AI. The same headlines are reused over and over its infuriating. Only reliable sources I have are unfortunately WSB comments and TradingView comments. Probably why im down 90% ytd... |
| That was the most surprising part. Like wtf?\n\n"M365 Copilot revenue accelerated over 60% QoQ, while GitHub Copilot reached 50 million users" |
| Power of our friendship turned futures green |
| MSFT in, MU out\n\nLMAO |
| Can't wait for Bessent to manipulate 10Y-30Y by upping buybacks and restricting issuance more. |
| Holding 12/18 Nvda 210c\n\nNeed to make 5k from this |
| That’s what I bought it at so yes I will be 🥴 |
| With a million dollar portfolio, cant you just get an ETF and get like 100k+ a year? Isnt that like idk... enough? I could be delusional |
| Tesla |
| Some of yal aint never been in a private jet and it shows |
| this might change MSFT sentiment like finally. only amg 7 other thasn apple and nvda with positve fcf |
| Ouch |
| they need to doge that pos and get it down to $125m for 18 falcon and 9 launches, who they be trying to rip off here. |
| So undervalued |
| What time does it open? |
| You think SNDK gonna find its way back in 2 years? |
| You are a moron. Have fun setting your money on fire for a guy to launch rockets and provide internet to mongolia (SUCH TAM) |
| Major capex growth for Google, Microsoft and meta. Isn’t this the basis for the memory thesis |
| So reverse Google 😳 |
| Ironic that you used AI for this. |
| I closed my meta put before market closed. Why do I do this to myself. |
| Crashing markets is one way to guarantee ample supply of cannon fodder |
| Msft gotta announce they buying every korean a house tn for us to finally pump |
| MSFT showing Korean company how earnings is done |
| Finance lease = Microsoft effectively bought it with debt = capex\n\nOperating lease = Microsoft is renting = is not capex |
| AMZN and MSFT, the two most bullied MAG7 stocks, are really about to save the market |
| Do a flip 🤗 |
| Grab your chai tea |
| Got fucked in the ass by a twinkie with a massive cock. Variety is the spice of life ladies and gentlemen when youre old you wish you tried everything once. Felt pretty good too ngl. |
| I think it might rip tn with MSFT news showing capex ROI and Samsung ER tn |
| That's it? Back to being a panican! |
| If this is the bottom I’m getting this msft candle tattooed on my shaft |
| market turns shit and wsb turns philosophical |
| Hi I'm MSFT and I'm here to save you from KOSPI. |
| They also said no raise in capex next year. Which is gonna fk MU |
| The chance to get out at $150 before SpaceX crushes them. This is like watching the Sega Dreamcast try to compete with Sony's Playstation. |
| Quarterly capex rose to **$41 billion**, more than 70% above the prior year. |
| This is when you actually make the money in the stock market. The suffering is how you know you are making the money, but first you lose on paper and it sucks. If you can endure, you come out on the other side. |
| MSFT was always the chosen one, too big to fail. |
| Classic. Buy shit sell rip. |
| Why the hell are you expecting an Iran resolution |
| I took some of yal rent money and it shows |
| What was the buying really about? |
| MSFT finna single handedly save this market |
| IVE PLAYED THESE GAMES BEFORE |
| Doesn't matter, 650 EOD tomorrow |
| well 8:15 buying spx poots |
| Nice!! Be glad they weren't meta |
| I listened to only 2 earnings calls this quarter. MSFT and TSLA! And let me tell you something. MSFT’s leadership and they way they can articulate information makes Elon and his leadership team at TSLA sound like back alley clowns |
| Definitely, definitely, definitely red by morning lol |
| Co pilot use acceleration? I’ll believe that when my shit turns purple and tastes like rainbow cherbet |
| i wanna know what happened to [this guy](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1t7g2mr/21m_bet_against_semiconductors_short_soxs/)\n\nif he held, he went down like 70% and is now like 15% from his entry |
| No, macro economic headwinds are here and it's obvious a lot of people are still in denial. |
| MSFT actually saving the entire market\n\nLittle green dildos everywhere |
| Two sides to every shitter. Fukkk |
| The speech was priced in |
| Capex unchanged. |
| Everyone on here making fun of you but bro we have all lost money and trust me I know the feeling too well. Good luck to you bro. |
| I thought my upvote to the other guy wasn't enough. I also down voted you.\n\nI also want to publicly and personally say you're regarded. He is right. That is all. |
| Fearing of missing chocolate |
| Meta puts will cover my losses |
| MSFT I was right to hold you like I hold my dick |
| ATH tmr |
| Investors want good news in this sector so badly but this wording is only reassuring on the surface. "backlog grew by 25% when excluding OpenAI"\n\nExcept their commercial remaining performance obligation hit 678 billion which is 84% growth.\n\nSo that still means **59% of the growth this quarter is tied up in ONE CUSTOMER.** |
| God dammit, SPY didn't crash enough to hit my limit order |
| Lol everyone was trolling MSFT |
| Some of yal got a 9-5 with a hourly rate and it shows; me i could never |
| It doesn't matter how long a company has been around. It matters whether you will get absolutely fucked when their management decides to do some shady shit and tank the stock. Can you make money riding the waves? Yea. Does everyone want that kind of risk in their investments? Nope. |
| Dude read the room |
| Ah yes ber porn. We haven't had enough yet |
| https://preview.redd.it/elds59zwu8gh1.jpeg?width=1164&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=07d876993688d266cbadb7754166aaeb3249582e |
| Kospi brothers will take 3rd mortgage to buy this dip |
| aislop |
| GAAAHDAAAYUM |
| Just another trap for tmr |
| I haven’t felt this way since the last time |
| if it goes back to 800 u should be happy |
| Are you short? |
| Why are they all changs in the picture? |
| I'm getting fucked but at least MSFT bers are also getting fucked. We can start a support group. |
| I'm even more bothered by not making money on muz and sndq that doubled in a week |
| It would be kinda funny if apple reports lower ROI and thats what leads to memory recovery lol (re: micron china drama) |
| Merry Christmas to all fellow MSFT bag holders, you're going to eat good |
| how are Samsung and SK Hynix doing premarket rn \n\n |
| Too bad my $50k meta position is down 8% lmao not taking a victory lap until MSFT is over $600 |
| Please korea pump |
| I dont mean to brag but I'm now up $2 AH |
| The algos. They yearn for our blood. |
| Put all the national debt accumulated since 2020 on the guy with a blanket pardon and pleading the 5th 💀 |
| This sounds like a harbinger. Younger people everywhere are basically priced out of real estate and almost goaded into putting money into the stock market, especially leveraged instruments or derivatives. The face ripper rally from Liberation day till now has a lot of retail inflows. What could go wrong? |
| Before calling me a scammer, I am talking about the Korean ticker |
| I dont trust this green futes |
| Satya MVP, Zuck - NPC. For now? 🤔 |
| ACCOUNT: SHITTED |
| Cool, only down 80k now |
| Microsoft tldr;\n\n* Their capex came in lower than expected \n\n* They're extending depreciation so higher roi\n\n* Azure profits keep accelerating\n\n* Demand outstripping capacity\n\n* Copilot use accelerating \n\n* Free cash flow remains positive |
| 6%?? Holy fuck bro killing it |
| Let’s just get back to 800 first |
| I’m only saved if SPY goes above $743 tomorrow otherwise I’m fucked and riding my bike into a tree at 185 |
| finally time to full port MSFT boys and girls |
| GULLY RIDDIM |
| went from up 10k to down $500.\n\nThis DCA into solid companies that been fried up seems to be the exact genius I thought it was. While this markets been getting fried I'm up 25%.\n\nDont worry that I lost 60% in the first two months lmao |
| Did they report earnings? Why are they up? |
| Guys, yall are ignoring orbiting data centers that will definitely be cheaper than the ridiculous oversupply on Earth. |
| More selling than buying |
| Ooooooh I picked up MUU at 712 and walked away from phone lol |
| Nice just need about 1500 more |
| Why do you compare it to gdp dumbass |
| Me |
| Yep. OP has no duty of care, even though the material may be material and non-public. |
| Come on MSFT, $440 by open |
| Beat on everything, and the only hyperscaler to begin reigning in capex. GOOG and META both raised capex. |
| i need a 2nd bottle of wine! :feetswing: :exit: |
| 14.6 current PE |
| the calendar is to help you pick expiration dates |
| Damn. A whole generation of indebted degenerate gamblers? |
| for ever put or futures short u pay to see. 1 million godamn shares |
| It's over for meta, MSFT, NVDA, AVGO, MU, MRVL, ORCL |
| Their government actually needs to do something lmao |
| They broke their capex into two things.\n\nBuy new infra expense. \nOperational expense\n\n \nThey spoke about new infra expenses not increasing, but won't talk about operational expense.\n\n \nEither way, nice way to hide to some % of expenses. I'm a bag holder, glad to hopefully see my LEAPS recover. |
| Don't bet against bald CEOs |
| I’m so good at trading that I Will CATCH every single one 🙂 |
| omg so many msft put holders in here who are not having a good time |
| Fck u meta |
| koreans please dont sell this shit again |
| Hey /u/weird-fishz - I am a bot from /r/wallstreetbets. You submitted one or more banned tickers: NEGG.\n\n We don't allow discussion of low market cap (less than 500mm) tickers to prevent pump & dump spam and scammers. |
| https://preview.redd.it/6npnod4pu8gh1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=32859cbbbb4d9cc50532e288d092fcf529e42da8 |
| Merry Christmas! |
| No no Cramer say exlax! |
| And that’s a perfectly reasonable depreciation schedule IMO. |
| It’s over bear bros |
| I think you mean Web 3.0. It’s coming soon I agree |
| The goatiest GOAT in the business. Took 18 years jail time to give us the greatest loss porn in history. |
| Well if any consolation I bet it's not down so much YTD. You might even still be up relative to a couple years ago. That 1M was never real money. |
| Here's an older comment explaining how I feel:\n\nhttps://old.reddit.com/r/stocks/comments/1u8sr16/how_terrible_is_my_logic_that_i_dont_think_we_are/osbeczd/\n\nAll we see is monumental harm and cost. Yea prototyping for coding and an upgrade to search engines. The rest isn't matching up. |
| Only the best. |
| So is spy up tomorrow? |
| i mightve caught a break selling 430c against it |
| Heal up and have a nice couple days jacking off and getting your portfolio decimated brother. |
| MSFT call is going well. All the analysts are complimenting them on a great quarter. There will be many upgrades and price target increases tomorrow. |
| Srry this was meant for the main threat lol |
| there has to be like one left 🤣 he deserves it 🫡 |
| Bro. It looks like you got fucked. |
| It’s over for bears, RSI in oversold territory, it was bound to happen\n\nFuck your puts |
| If tomorrow's data releases aren't terrible I'm screwed |
| I can't believe fan death finally got to Kospi |
| NIKKEI futures +0.7%\nso no worldwide capitulation yet... |
| Source please? |
| Capex justification. Now go eat crayons. |
| strong enough for a man but made for a woman |
| https://preview.redd.it/tqny19gmu8gh1.jpeg?width=224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a687f4bac68b2cb02fa27366ec30610252208456 |
| Rebooted the stock |
| Fake |
| Freak the fuck out and sell! |
| Stays the same |
| rip to those who bought puts at the bottom of that dump |
| I sold my msft shares and kept my meta shares. You guys are all welcome |
| and here's your ES put entry, LFGOOOOO |
| You know it’s bad for bulls when they say We’re So Back!! And it’s because $SPY is up a dollar, 🤣 |
| I think that was the bottom guys |
| OMFG MSFT I PLAYED EVEN!!! HAVE BEEN BAGHOLDING THIS SHIT ON LEVERAGE FOR SO LONG |
| i hope you bers bought puts at the bottom |
| what is current PE? Forward PE doesn't matter if u anticipate margin dropping with less memory spend by hyperscalers |
| yep maintained not increased |
| MARKET: CRANKED |
| You realize you are describing a large portion of america, yes? |
| Is mu ever going back to 1200 |
| Womp womp |
| What should I buy with this dip |
| Pharma sales is no longer the cash cow it used to be. |
| Your butthole red by open |
| Its beautiful 🥺 |
| Any word on Capex from MSFT? |
| They don’t make any money off launches they lose money launching rockets. The idea is that they will subsidize the cost while they test the rocket routinely. They make majority of the revenue from starlink. So the orders are just for show. The real value turning point in the stock price will occur when the FCC hands out new license spectrum, this will allow space x to do video/audio direct satellite streaming. When Verizon/tmobile/at&t goes up space x goes down down. |
| Brain damage |
| didn't say capex |
| This is… exactly what I signed up for, thank you. |
| Mf says Santa rally during end of July 💀 |
| Zuck can you fucking stop bulshitting |
| Sir this is a casino |
| That was for diversified. More like -60% if you are concentrated |
| MSFT red by open |
| Unknown reason for last trading hour dump, time for the unknown reason’s AH pump |
| Who gives a shit |
| And NVDA… and … all of them lol |
| copy paste this to claude and say "why is this retarded" |
| The lion yearns for simpler times\n\nThe lion yearns for break even |
| Samsung needs to post the most mind boggling earnings |
| I didn’t know there were any MSFT bulls left |
| Plenty of liquidty. |
| I’ll give an award to someone who tells me why MSFT randomly jumped 7% |
| Mu having a little rally after going to $705. |
| Average price target 1300 |
| I feel like this some black swan contagion shit but idk 🤷♂️ \n\nKorean office workers in their 20s and 30s, unable to afford apartments in Seoul, turned to the KOSPI as a means of housing transactions. (FOMO Case Study)\n\nThey took out triple margin loans and poured them into double semiconductor ETFs, treating short-term trading tools as long-term investments. When prices fell, securities firms automatically liquidated 360,000 accounts.\n\n62% of the liquidated accounts belonged to those under 35. A generation excluded from real estate saw borrowed money as the only path to building wealth in a bull market, and the outcome was not successful.\n\nKOSPI margin loans reached a record high of 38.6 trillion won at the end of June. As prices dropped, securities firms sold off held stocks to cover shortfalls, which further drove prices down and triggered additional margin calls |
| meta single handely winning the market |
| I'm no fancy big city accountant but I'd say the largest IPO of all time being being priced for data centers in space might have been a warning sign as to valuations. |
| https://preview.redd.it/1mrbm4jfu8gh1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9b7fb55ab10b92628adee89cbf5024708b61e212 |
| Nobody wants to see those photoshopped fakes\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/wh4hzs7fu8gh1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fb3e6fe85d700857f389b647b87f72f31d7ce33a\n\n |
| The selloff is about keeping the poor poor |
| V over btw |
| You didn’t delete the app last week? |
| A 1.6 billion dollar contract could be worth anything! |
| I don’t even feel sad anymore I’m just numb |
| MSFT bulls deserve this 🙌 |
| For what? For being 13% down the year? |
| I'll eat your ass if we get a World war III\n\nThat's how doubtful I am that happens but just in case put a little seasoning on that ass of yours |
| Arm qcom meta all down nearly 10% and msft alone pushes qqq up by half a percent? Fake move. Back to 655 by open |
| People are buying stocks and theyre rising |
| I call glory holes Zuck holes now. |
| As soon as I got the news Microslop got a big one I let one rip. SPY to 800 eow |
| Foreclosure On My Condo |
| Here comes the Santa rally, thanks to MSFT |
| fading |
| LOL Satya is the new Jensen? |
| werent all the korean retards liquidated already?\n\nwhos gonna sell overleveraged positions if there are none by now? if they use their brain they can see the capex numbers and revenue growth and think "hey this hyperscaling circus in us may not be over yet" |
| around 2-3 funds (Blackrock, Vanguard etc..) own like 25% of the stock market and can do whatever the F they want whenever they want it. Not to mention big banks/Jane street and what not, they feast on hunting retail liquidity to get their huge fills |
| nah im not gna fall for msft's shenanigans |
| Going green so it can go red again when Kospi opens |
| I legitimately think you have a learning disability |
| https://preview.redd.it/gjqhpyuau8gh1.jpeg?width=1206&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d0cb51d38fa0a0b8e311a21459c4fdaa8752a29e\n\n \ni was getting cooked in June for sure |
| Got u |
| why would Microsoft make these changes now?\n\nThe mechanical reason: depreciation was eating the margin the spending was supposed to produce.\n\nCloud gross margin is guided to roughly 64% and has been grinding lower specifically because data-center depreciation is piling up. Every dollar of capex becomes a depreciation charge that lands on the P&L for years. Capex is now over 50% of calendar 2026 sales. At that scale the depreciation drag compounds fast.\n\nExtending building life from 15 to 25 years cuts that charge by roughly 40% on those assets. It's the single largest available lever to relieve reported margin pressure without spending a dollar less. |
| Sk hynix forward PE is 3, Only irrational people will drop it |
| Imagine not realizing that high risk high reward is a thing |
| THIS MONTH?????\n\nmotha fucker.... what did you doooooo\n\n \nNo crying in the casino? You should be wailing!!!! |
| Props to whoever stayed sober this month |
| Is Korea doing anything to stabilize bill KOSPI |
| So buy puts? |
| MSFT had great numbers and said they were keeping CAPEX the same for 2027. |
| I HOPE META GOES BANKRUPT TOMORROW |
| Its all ogre now |
| Only if you don’t know how to diversify. 😘 |
| You can’t complaint you didn’t get buying opportunity |
| MU to 800 tomorrow |
| But only after every one sells at a loss and weeks from now. |
| Msft earnings call. |
| Nah GOOGL bouncing back |
| Because Microsoft slammed earnings and is going to keep capex spending and Meta, although they missed, is going to increase capex spending. \n\nSo the chip stocks have been moving the wrong way. The future is the future, but rates today were not raised |
| META dip is probably a gift here tbh Zuck never dies |
| Markets are forward looking my fren |
| Line goes… who the fuck knows. |
| well said. |
| T minus 2 hours until the nightly memory dump from Korea |
| I mean, I do the low-n-slow method and just come here for the memes and loss porn. But even I've gone from "holy shit I might be able to retire early" to "welp, guess I'm working until I'm 80" within this past year. |
| Fuckhead on mic currently |
| They’re making money on ai outside of OpenAI and Anthropic |
| If the koreans are green for once bols might have a chance |
| The biggest problem with cockroaches is that there is never just one. |
| Just needs to go up … eh… 10 more dollars lol |
| Just laying here and pretending like I’m enjoying |
| everyone expects it to keep dumping so it will be green af |
| https://preview.redd.it/lf8w9el8u8gh1.jpeg?width=940&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=af532aa33a72d14ce2956cd8152a595569e36d46 |
| If it’s not fake, then explain why you didn’t sell today when it hit 745. |
| bought leaps as the market enter correction, the pure definition of exit liquidity |
| it’s a call spread btw |
| positions or ban fuckin clown |
| Time to go all in?\n\nVariable:\n\n1929\n\n |
| Is he going to try and fire the new guy? |
| Is it still going down? |
| amazing we saw QQQ 680 and QQQ 660 within an hour of each other.. |
| Why is it recovering. Someone please tell me |
| Even zucc was saved by that bounce |
| GOOG |
| They had servers that weren't scheduled to be delivered yet. They invoiced them and pretended that they were shipped out from the docks while holding them in a warehouse they owned then reported the revenue. That's pretty illegal and the reported revenue affects the stocks. |
| Alright who bought MSFT puts that triggered this massive V ? |
| Call just ended |
| exactly |
| I fucking hate Elon and spacex but they have really brought the cost of launches down. Cargo is 97% cheaper to get into LEO than when we used to space shuttle. That is amazing. |
| Let's be good sports about it: ValueInvesting was wrong about META and we were right. |
| gamestore still hasn’t recovered from when that regard said “half cash, half stocks” 🤣🤣🤣 |
| Lmao who got cucked by Zuck?! |
| bols still got Koreans and TACO's promise to "beat the fucking shit out of them" to deal with. |
| Definitely smoking weed right now |
| Satya cucked Zuck |
| **Trust fElon, he says money doesn't matter in 10 years**\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/dtrdc685u8gh1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e4170c6c2ba959c1647c795301b54ffd89e14ab3 |
| NVDA will be back above 210 by Friday |
| Might be a better option in terms of sightseeing, maybe the big guy in the sky will let me travel to Cretaceous Earth on the cheap. Broke ass monke discount. |
| Thank you Microsoft for the semi memory pump so the dump tonight isn’t as bad as it could’ve been |
| Lmao i did say "MSFT $420" earlier. Call me a prophet. |
| They were just buying time until the Saudi coalition was assembled for the ground war. |
| Who? Sorry just got off work |
| God if my $750 print tomorrow I’ll cry. Got a couple calls at $730 but thinking IV going to kill me based on the price. |
| i bought leaps. idk why i am freaking out so much |
| BILLION DOLLAR QUESTION |
| “We’re fucking printing coin bro, spending a lot but we’re printing way more” |
| Amount spent on what and profit over what time horizon? Kind of feels like you’re just talking out of your booty. |
| Ouch. I was +1500, but had I held it would’ve been 20k |
| They have no reason to increase capex guidance. They already have a gazillion data centers |
| koreans rejoicing another chance to bet on the roulette table with this pump aaaaand it's gone |
| Cap X finally not increasing. BULLISH |
| now NOW |
| V is back on the menu boys |
| green circuit breaker |
| OP didn’t take his life changing money and retire. Op said private jet or master of custodial arts job. |
| is this low effort garbage supposed to be funny |
| I'm old enough to remember NVDA at 15, because I'm older than 4 years old. It doesn't hurt to cash out a little every now and then. |
| Is anyone gonna apologize to MSFT after months of slander from ppl in this chat? |
| I already miss Powell |
| the linked list: pretty good for the money! |
| The dude that lost nearly a million still has 249000 more than me lol |
| Accounting gimmicks ftw |
| Metasexual - one who's been fucked by Meta |
| It's a call spread \nBuy at 733 strike sell at 734 strike prob |
| buy before Bill KOSPI cums :ahyes: |
| I went from not investing and just putting everything into a savings account for the last 8 years because I didn't really know much about finances, and finally decided to learn and do some research and whatnot. Put most in VOO, and some in IEMG, VT, SPMO, XMMO, a little in bonds and a few individual stocks I liked. at the start of June. I chose almost the worst day possible, and I'm down 6%. Like I thought I was being responsible starting to invest and not gambling on daytrades or anything, and instead I've immediately lost thousands of dollars. Fuck the stock market |
| MSFT will open 15% green tomorrow LMAO |
| U already made a ton the last hour of trading today. Puts were up 3-10x |
| I hope the spy doesn’t see Microsoft pumping right now. He might open at 200 tomorrow. |
| Break 10 msft come on |
| Relief rally will be violent, likely triggered by Iran resolution/de-risking |
| just sold MSFT for 1k profit I aint holding shit else longer in this market |
| I badly need QQQ to have a 3% day tomorrow lol |
| I got bad news for you tomorrow. Squeeze up. |
| Send her my way, she will mellow down, trust me. |
| What did MSFt say on their call to save the market? |
| everyone is motivated |
| MSFT\n\n⢀⡴⠑⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣀⣤⣤⣤⣀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ \n⠸⡇⠀⠿⡀⠀⠀⠀⣀⡴⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣦⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ \n⠀⠀⠀⠀⠑⢄⣠⠾⠁⣀⣄⡈⠙⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ \n⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡀⠁⠀⠀⠈⠙⠛⠂⠈⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⡿⢿⣆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ \n⠀⠀⠀⢀⡾⣁⣀⠀⠴⠂⠙⣗⡀⠀⢻⣿⣿⠭⢤⣴⣦⣤⣹⠀⠀⠀⢀⢴⣶⣆ \n⠀⠀⢀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣷⣮⣽⣾⣿⣥⣴⣿⣿⡿⢂⠔⢚⡿⢿⣿⣦⣴⣾⠁⠸⣼⡿ \n⠀⢀⡞⠁⠙⠻⠿⠟⠉⠀⠛⢹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣌⢤⣼⣿⣾⣿⡟⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ \n⠀⣾⣷⣶⠇⠀⠀⣤⣄⣀⡀⠈⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ \n⠀⠉⠈⠉⠀⠀⢦⡈⢻⣿⣿⣿⣶⣶⣶⣶⣤⣽⡹⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ \n⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠲⣽⡻⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣜⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ \n⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣷⣶⣮⣭⣽⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ \n⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣀⣈⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ \n⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ \n⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ \n⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠛⠻⠿⠿⠿⠿⠛⠉ |
| ai cummy bubbles |
| Nature is healing |
| Oh, I see, they'll just lengthen the useful life |
| Holy cow |
| Wait I thought ibkr had only smart people |
| To all you msft haters\n\n**SUCK THIS MACROHARD DICK!**\n\n🤑🤑🤑 |
| This is fucking jokes. I have meta and msft. I'm basically break even with the earnings lmao |
| Why is MSFT suddenly up and not 1 hour ago already after the earnings call? Did I miss something? |
| The hypothesis is 50 percent of the work. If China knows that it can be done, they are halfway to the end process. |
| lol yeah thats why theyre all at record revenue right |
| Where is the astronomic valuations though? |
| Nope. I wouldnt be surprised if they just started renting them out lol |
| Let's be good sports about it: ValueInvesting was right about MSFT and we were wrong. |
| Can someone explain to me what is going on |
| "the bottom is in" - these threads, 4 bottoms ago |
| It´s just nerves |
| Did somebody gamble on a company without their own launch capability?\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/054s3u4yt8gh1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=579c96e97fa322c42685fcdee5b321857542800f |
| Their future employment options outside of Wendy’s |
| Maybe it will save Kospi!? |
| Better than -30% on stocks |
| You can sell MU now\n\nOr\n\nYou can lose all your money.\n\nYour choice. |
| Its all gambling brother.\n\n |
| The calls that I bought at 3:59pm might actually have a chance? Sweet! |
| Part of growing up is looking at the stock market and saying "no company is worth a trillion" like ive been saying since last fucking september.\n\nIts been a long squeeze up and its gon be a long squeeze down. Rewind to 2023 valuation and consolodate. |
| All bad news priced in, tomorrow big Green Day |
| This person probably in software and only showing the last month because if it went ytd itd still be way down |
| Hope y’all bought the dips, because we’ll moon tomorrow 🚀🚀🚀 |
| we’re all bag holders of space |
| Samsung probably leaked earnings. They literally own South Korea and are at the forefront of many tech industries. Would be funny if SK Hynix missed because Samsung took share instead of an industry decline. |
| what did satya nutella say |
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| #Futes RIPPIN just as I predicted LMAO🤌 |
| Buy Buy Buy before BILL Kospi scoops it all |
| Free cash flow\n\nOh you mean just this afternoon since Warsh's speech ended? Bond rates |
| Why would you even think about shorting memory right now. All hyperscalers are frantically increasing capex and most of the Koreans already got liquidated |
| i bought it at the end of the day, bought for $7,100 |
| they usually don't invest in trash |
| Massive green dildo on Microslop wtf |
| never thought we will see the day where msft comes and saves us all |
| [Invert, always invert.](https://youtu.be/K_vFpa0v3Wg) |
| MSFT wtf maine lmaoooooo |
| Am I finally going to be able to get an affordable PC? |
| wait for korean to wake up |
| Spot on |
| I thought it was rotating into space. |
| 5 percent for pussies. |
| look at MSFT lol |
| Why is the bottom in? Because from my pov the bottom isn’t even considered |
| Damn, I'd rather go to 0 before I buy an Xbox lol |
| Amazing a company as big and as established as MSFT sees double digit revenue growth ahead |
| i guess |
| Trump's nonsense can only prop the market for so long- wtf do you mean? most people are struggling & unless they have a retirement account thats keeping them hopeful- its all falling off the cliff- if the untouchable funds start to scare people .... good luck |
| Circuit breaker still planned for tomorrow |
| I always win |
| When |
| Has he talked about 2027 capex guidance yet? Can this shit go tits up still? |
| Half cash, half stock |
| Just be a wealthy Chad like me and done |
| Thank fucking god |
| Literally the same shit that’s been working. CAPEX guidance is increasing year over year for all hyperscalers. Chip and memory stocks go BRRRRR |
| Smart money dumping on all the new dumb money theyve attracted in the last years is what its about |
| It was me sorry guys |
| Just sector rotations \n\nVOO and chill. Still up 6% YTD |
| 🤣🤣🤣🤣 |
| I saw July and it looked like a BearManBull. |
| lol |
| man this market so cooked. MSFT pumping 10% on keeping capex inline is fucked lol |
| Satya saving our asses |
| Sounds 🌈 |
| never thought i’d see wsb cheering for Microslop |
| Genius Lol |
| Right, what they say |
| Long bond is free money. You get 5%+ guaranteed while GDP is estimated at 1.6%. Meanwhile, the stock market will be crashed by October. |
| Remember we also have Samsung earnings in 2 hours |
| Zero hedge: “Kospi looking at 3rd consecutive market halt for the first time ever.” Lmfao 😂🤌 |
| Portfolio was down 1.15% now up .10% on the day bc Msft is about 15% of my portfolio lmao . Been holding for years I’ll never sell |
| Crazy |
| It’s not even that bad the only people who think this is the end of the world are the heavily leveraged memory/ai regards. |
| overleveraged korean chinese chip meta earnings miss warsh jabroni inflation |
| On 7/24 spy was over 738-40s so how did you get low 730’s calls that expire on 7/31 for .70 when it was deep in the money. 🤡🤡🤡 |
| Imagine META without a cuck CEO |
| Is korea really gonna make us have a terrible night again tho 😞 |
| Masturbate to her and assert dominance |
| Idk I prefer it doesn't know too much and try to steer me to monetization and partners.\n\nAI bros keep saying just another trillions but progress seems to be logarithmic even though costs are growing exponentially. |
| Market crash of 2026\n\nJuly 29th, 3pm-4pm\n\nNow back to our regularly scheduled program of bulls dominating |
| !banbet MSFT 500 20d |
| Market disruption at the end of June probably has something to do with it |
| Faked Our Model Capabilities |
| What I've noticed about Netflix shows is that season one is tight and focused, driving towards a known ending. Season two gets bigger, more diffused, less focused, and doesn't know how to end. I think it's a side effect of American style television, where the show will go on for as long as the viewership supports it, regardless of quality or story coherence.\n\nI think Netflix, based upon how they evaluate and approve shows, magnifies that existing dynamic. |
| Can AAPL pull a MSFT tmrow??.. |
| There you go. Just had to give it some time |
| So youre telling me that Zuck not only increased capex more than he said he would... but is ALSO selling excess compute? New money is wild. I wouldve just kept my mouth shut. |
| msft gonna dip at 10:15 tomorrow and bols gonna cry as usual, kospi hat trick circuit would be hilarious |
| Holy balls! Who would have thought that Microslop would save bulls? |
| Not taking any risk, closed out all my MSFT shares and hopefully this holds so I can close all my calls at open. I will never touch this fuck again |
| Those MSFT calls I sold for an $11 profit would’ve been nearly $1700 profit rn if I just held. DAMN IT |
| Microsoft you beautiful bitch |
| How beautiful would it be if Microsoft is our savior. This sub shits on it day in and day out. That would be peak WSB |
| $MU. 1500. By next 12 months |
| TSLA down 30% YTD, I'll drink to that |
| Now you're ready for ETFs |
| Imagine if Buffett or New Buffett allocates to MSFT... |
| What is the ticker symbol to do this? |
| With a shitty ass car |
| I missed it, is macrohard proving that AI makes money? |
| Who said that, Thomas Jefferson? |
| My bear asshole is so fucked tomorrow |
| Sister found a bottle of lotion next to a box of tissues and has spread the word I'm doing weird stuff, but it\n's @#%&ing Garnier Skin Care, not lotion, not to mention it's in the bathroom, jezus\n\nAnyway I'm glad we're above 730 again, was about to panic sell everything tomorrow at this rate\n |
| Mass deleveraging event. This is essentially what happened to crypto back in September that kicked off the bear market. Most of the move down has already been made, wouldn’t be surprised if the bottom is in for now. |
| Could drop another 30% and still be overvalued. 🤣 |
| KOSPI to blow all calls, bulls, their accomplices, their hopes, 8:30pm EST SHARP |
| When’s the part where “everything is back to ath by next week” that you guys been saying the last 6 weeks… |
| Holy GOOGL +$5 green shrek cock candle outta nowhere |
| Hazard pay. |
| My butthole is healing. |
| I bought 10 740c at close, either I lose 350 or make 3k, we'll see how it goes |
| !banbet MSFT 399.99 24h |
| Microsoft’s finance chief, Amy Hood, reiterated plans for 2026 capital spending. But the company said it will lengthen the useful life of office and data center buildings to 25 years from 15. And more future data center leases will change over to operating leases from finance leases, she said. The adjustment will lead to about $175 billion in capital expenditures compared to $190 billion before. |
| If we open at 740 I’ll buy an Xbox |
| $MSFT. 550 by next 12 months |
| This is great, it should be pinned. Enough with the 8% drawdown bullshit. Give this man a flair |
| Digging in the dumpster at H mart works. |
| # going all in puts tmrw |
| What did I miss? |
| bond market bitch slappin the stock market......,bond market is always right, has been this way since the beginning of time |
| AMZN, pay attention to whatever MSFT did. |
| so the STONK market is collapsing right back down to Pam Bondi's "Dow 50K" ? |
| Satia is da man! My bags are a little lighter |
| Msft green af. These really are the end times |
| 2000 already |
| you're not supposed to remember that! there's a memory bottleneck on, do your part and stop remembering |
| 1. Market not trusting Fed will get inflation under control. \n\n2. Liquidity drying up in the AI trade (look at CRWV and ORCL bond yields). \n\n3. Crowded trades unwinding. |
| i bought 1.45 million in MSFT 450c for august 21 lol. im gonna be up millions tomorrow LFG |
| only got the red one |
| Green, the last of the mohicans... |
| Markets gave you buying opportunities, they d-risked for a day and you didn’t buy🤔 |
| G O D C A N D L E 🟩🟩🟩🟩 |
| Man I hope. I loaded up two days ago then rolled down to a better strike in today’s sell off. |
| Thank you Satya, I apologize for all the threats earlier. All is well now |
| Tesla is a shitty ass company |
| Too hyped up just for ppl to ask chatgpt where they should go eat for dinner |
| Zuck should just have bought RDDT and called it a day. |
| No share sales. No bond issues. Expect to remain FCF positive in 2027. Azure growth of 45% expected in next quarter. Emphasis on providing commercial customers choice of models. Much better call than last one. |
| Yeah that's the part I lol'd at. He's like here are the metrics w/o open ai |
| Micro hard! |
| I was close with MSFT hitting $430 omg |
| Its crazy how comfortable I have gotten watching other stuff PUMP while everything I hold DUMPS.. \nFucking BETA... |
| hm yeah you're right, ISRO is unreliable, and Blue Origin is a liability\n\nleaving SpaceX Falcon the only game in town, on the planet. ouch. |
| You'll be fine. Meet me behind Wendy's. |
| Dude you should try the premium margin! 🙂 |
| Clap along if you feel light a room without a roof. |
| https://preview.redd.it/l0h3ly5ft8gh1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=05f0d4705e97c5bf3e3aab1230eaa311ede48800 |
| >!I was only half-joking, I'm running DeepSeek-V4-Flash-DSpark at 300 t/s at home just fine.!<\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/0tmuc27rt8gh1.jpeg?width=4096&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=621bc668ebadc6606e5421b27790415cf01498d7 |
| smh reddit eager to see a LIVE cat being bounced, so sad |
| You forgot crn |
| Tha green candle feels like finding an oasis lmao |
| Will this pump save Korea market? |
| 250 |
| His timing is impeccable. Shorted SOXX at the very top, shorted MU over $1k, went long on MSFT at like $355. Oh and went long on ADBE at damn near the bottom |
| Nvda straight to 225 after earnings |
| Well, at least they still have time to rebuild. |
| Microsoft saved the market lol |
| LMAO bers roasted |
| msft ceo coming out swinging against openai and anthropic |
| Did the retarded ai bubble talk just end with MSFT? |
| Why did they just run up 8%?\n\nEdit: seems like good guidance? But nothing crazy beyond what they had already projected? What am I missing that caused it to spike from 1%+ to 8%+? |
| Yes that! And Meta, I really feel this is Cuckerberg’s year. I cried at his WSJ op-ed. |
| MACROHARD rename announced during earnings call! |
| Tqqq and chill |
| Now we just need Kospi to vomit all over itself. |
| Up $50k on MSFT THANK YOU SATYA AND AMY |
| bols cheering for microsoft shows how fucked they are |
| Damn I should’ve bought those MSFT 400c :/ |
| banbet |
| If I win some of my money back I’ll buy a Microsoft PlayStation box 360 no scope |
| No I literally mean who will pay for this? How much? You can’t make money on ads or preferred vendors, it would fundamentally taint the product \n\nSomething can be very useful and still make no money. |
| So we’re basically looking at the first ER which proves AI makes a company money? |
| PSA: Your mom used to bounce on it crazy style |
| Yep. |
| My coworkers cat died but the dead cat seemed to just cross over to the markets |
| This market is tarded. What was point of that selloff |
| Seems AMZN calls is no braining for tomorrows earnings |
| You fucking show them satya |
| MASSIVE FLIGHT TO SAFETY (MSFT) TOMORROW. 450 END OF MONTH IS AS SURE AS IT GETS |
| At some point the hockey stick needs to be put on the ice. Can't have astronomic valuations forever. As Jane's Addiction said, "Cash in Now, baby"\n\nAs for what happened today, probably a couple of things.\n\n1. Fed is stuck. They can't raise rates because Warsh has no indepedence. And by not doing so they will keep falling further behind the inflationary curve.\n2. Probably some rumors of hedgie margin calls.\n3. Black Swans often swim in turbulent FX waters. |
| People are worried that big, capable, open models will bring down big tech. Where are you going to run Kimi-K3 you dumbass if not on Microsoft's / Amazon's cloud? Even if you had the money, you can't even buy the GPUs they have. Dumb AI bears. |
| lowering capex is cowardness, raising capex is recklesness, while maintaining capex is confidence |
| What does Microsoft open at tomorrow? |
| 1 day in Semi's pussy |
| Imagine buying puts at close to see a $5 SPY candle in 5 min AH |
| Satya big dick |
| MSFT heard all that shit talk and decided to act while everyone was down |
| Here are my Predictions that will run next month \nNVDA \nMSFT \nGOOG \nMETA |
| how do they not make sense? |
| I genuinely thought MSFT would dump after earnings, congrats to the holders |
| MSFT making a lot of people very wealthy right now |
| Congrats on the W |
| Their Capex spend was 1B less than anticipated. That's what passes for a beat these days. |
| Put some respek on Microslop's name |
| Seems they are printing!! |
| Is the Skynet in the room with us |
| It's literally about you buying TQQQ at the top. Thanks a lot, retard. |
| Not falling for it |
| At 8.15 I need this at 735 |
| All 3 things you said are materially wrong. |
| Your mom stand too close to the microwave when she was pregnant with you, eh? |
| god damn, HOOD crushed earnings.... aaand it's red lol |
| Still them. They bought dram calls\n\nWait until the Koreans wake up we’ll see |
| Are you a SpaceX investor? |
| JUST SEND META TO FUCKING $0 ALREADY!!!!!! |
| it’s not AI? |
| Brace yourselves, microsoft is gonna save us |
| Oh it will sell off with profit taking but I think we’ve found a bottom at the $390-$400 range. |
| Msft, I never lost faith |
| How |
| Ber r fuk! |
| Just bite down on the pillow and let it happen bro |
| Same |
| A cape that says X on it and she makes you call her Grok |
| Woah MSFT |
| No |
| AMZN is absolutely going to rocket if MSFT is doing good. Ber really thought |
| Real leverage is living off grid in a 10-by-12-foot cabin, and sending express mail to hedge funds |
| MSFT saving the market |
| Big cope in here |
| You think this was bad? Wait till tomorrow |
| Fuk off mom calls |
| Because theyre actually making huge bank from this infrastructure buildout |
| way too early to conclude that imo |
| If MSFT is saving memory I swear I will never ever call them Microslop and this post will be the last one |
| This is a super dumb take. States have lotteries because it makes money for the state. They don't care who wins. |
| Literally nothing. All the reasons have been known for quite a long time. |
| Pass me that shit |
| If you’re against Microsoft, you are China |
| The one thing I respect about MSFT is that it never tries to put itself ahead by dragging sectors or other companies down. It’s always positive about others and the broader landscape |
| The better play would be to wait until around 10 am, and then buy a nvda call. Cash that shit out before the day ends though. |
| MSFT 450! |
| I have never been hit by such big red and green dildos during the same day\n\nmy lube was not ready |
| Wow didn't know it could still go up |
| Holy microslop just turned me micro hard |
| MSFT gonna turn around the whole market... my guess is AWS results are going to be pretty good too since Azure killed it so hard |
| AI bs post 🤡🤡🤡 |
| let's fucking go MSFT |
| capex staying at 175b |
| Just read some headlines in yahoo finance, they will confidently explain what clearly happened and how market thought. After it happened. \n\nCheck again after 10 minutes because they will edit same article if something else happens, after the first happening, to explain confidently why that obviously happened. |
| Satya Microsoft got a big green dick. Bruh must be mainlining viagra. |
| Why is MSFT pumping so hard fellas |
| MICROSOFT SEES FY2027 TOTAL REVENUE GROWING DOUBLE-DIGITS, CAPEX GROWING YEAR-OVER-YEAR, OPERATING EXPENSES GROWING MID- TO HIGH-SINGLE DIGITS AND FREE CASH FLOW REMAINING POSITIVE - PRESENTATION\n |
| Damn, that’s not good for chips. I think I’ll skip the salsa at this weeks grocery run. |
| WHOS the stupidd noww!? |
| MSFT is the market |
| GOOGL? Crash and burn. META? Dumpster fire. MSFT? Can't publish a Windows update without having three quarters of the Internet hacked. Up. |
| If you want to 30x your portfolio; if you want to be able to afford 22 year old french culinary students witj banging bodies who cook in nothing but an apron, if you want to be able to afford to shit post to make the wsb people mad, if you want to hit a couple dozen M's sitting in your account and have a foreign tax haven account then just listen to papa backgroundproof I dont come here to humble brag I come here to harshly brag with advice |
| It’s correct, the Koreans are more degen than us. 300k of their accounts got liquidated from this single drop |
| Looks like you win |
| What did MSFT say? "AI make money"? |
| Don’t worry Korea daily fuckening still hasn’t happened yet |
| Damn meta is so cooked |
| I apologize MSFT, I was not familiar with your game. |
| Go check now lol |
| MSFT the hardest hittin safety in da league |
| MU is going up! |
| How come when MSFT says capex is unchanged it moves up but when meta moves it’s lower end it doesn’t |
| He would have said we will let the data guide us. Market loved it |
| So I have 23 SPY calls expiring tomorrow that are now ITM. Niceee |
| come back next time bers |
| Samsung and SK Hynix, two of the three companies that basically control the AI boom (the third being micron) via their hardware, are Korean. |
| The stage is being set for WW3 if things escalate much more. |
| Glad I did not short futures right now LMAO |
| Dead cat bounce |
| You’re out of your mind if you think MSFT won’t sell off by tomorrow. |
| Just went all in on space x as I just don’t know when to quit |
| What green |
| MSFT delayed the next recession for 2 hours lmao |
| Retards been sleeping on msft since 350 |
| This is what I am trying to figure out |
| So just like that there is no memory bottleneck? |
| **No Active BanBet** |
| The secret code in the message is KYHTM |
| "We are buying from willing sellers at the fair market price" |
| !banbet |
| Qqq hit 680 then the Bloomberg reporter spoilt it for us |
| thousands of comments about MSFT being deleted as we speak |
| I'm down like 50k in the last few days. It has been a rough week. |
| Told you 😉 |
| Easy enter now. Cant get worse |
| Hopefully AMZN is also smart enough to say that capex is unchanged. |
| Hell yeah bruther, calls it is |
| Bruhs should there be an upper limit height for being a basketball player? |
| Got qqq puts at close and now its pumping. Just unlucky all the time. |
| 3.4% of the total adult population of South Korea got margin called in July. And that number is from 2 weeks ago or something. Markets down another 1000 points or so since then. |
| You underestimate how lazy people are. No one is going to use a more difficult internet. |
| Memory bols are f..ed |
| I pray that the entire economy chamber we call the stock market went short because all of this terrible news \n\n\nAnd I hope MM is forced to squeeze this shit the other way \n\n\n\nAnd I hope my peener grows back 😞 |
| yeah this low volume ah pump wont save it |
| Wow, it's so fitting that MSFT saved the AI trade. The dog of the market ends up saving it. |
| On this episode of musical chairs you should have picked Microsoft instead of meta |
| Try 30k |
| Sold my September QQQ calls. 90% chance it opens tomorrow at 715 |
| Ber r fuk? |
| Not a fucking chance Microsoft keeps market up 😂🤌 desperate bols |
| The big boys exiting and clearing out after hours. It must be bad. Last time we spiked this green in AH the market dropped 40% afterwards |
| 2nd hardest I’ve laughed at this template. JPOW will always be my 1st. |
| Imagine if msft out of all stocks saves the market. |
| > \noverwhelming sense that the US government and the federal reserve chair have no clue what they're doing\n\n\nUhhhh, no shit sherlock. Who tf is just realizing this now? |
| I feel attacked 😞 |
| LOL |
| Hopefully i dont catch the knives with my ass |
| MICROSOFT IS NOW KNOWN AS BIGHARD |
| No one realizes all that Capex money goes to NVDA and MU mostly |
| Devaluing would like to have a word with you. |
| 🙏 |
| South Koreans are gonna start sneaking into North Korea |
| How regarded do you have to be to have so much money and think, you know what? I feel like going back to being a wage slave. This financial security thing is boring. |
| #MICROPEEN |
| Yeah matching capex to expectations is the golden ticket it seems. |
| I won't put my strategy on the internet but I'll give you some fast advice.\n\n1. Single leg options are retarded, avoid them like the plague unless you can buy time with minimum premium (look 5-10% ITM) \n2. Triple leveraged ETFs in bear markets get viciously killed (See SOXL, already down 66% from peak) so keep it to day trades \n3. Don't commit to "time" if you're selling options. Higher volatility + higher vix = higher chance a short option gets smeared.\n\nAbove all else... stop reading the news. This isn't caused by the war. Its not caused by mango. Its a natural byproduct of a heavily overleveraged market with continuing and improving outflows, the earlier and better you understand that the better you will be. |
| Breaking news: crash canceled and ber r fuk |
| 30 is appropriate for diversification. ETFs are great for broad formulaic exposure, but if this person has particular favorites in many industries there is no problem with owning many individual stocks. |
| pls i just want to breakeven before the weekend |
| Holy crap my calls are green 😂😂😂😂😂 |
| Burry keep winning. He has MSFT longs. |
| Algos |
| MICROSOFT CFO SAYS Q4 CONTRACT BACKLOG INCREASED 25% WHEN EXCLUDING OPENAI, AND THAT FULL-YEAR CLOUD REVENUE SURPASSED $214 BLN, WITH NEARLY 90% FROM CUSTOMERS OUTSIDE OF FRONTIER MODEL COMPANIES - CONF CALL\n\n\nMICROSOFT CFO SAYS CUSTOMER DEMAND IN THE CLOUD BUSINESS CONTINUES TO EXCEED AVAILABLE CAPACITY, WITH REVENUE GROWTH HELPED BY EARLIER DELIVERY OF NEW CAPACITY THAT WAS QUICKLY MONETIZED - CONF CALL\n.\n\nMICROSOFT CFO SAYS EFFECTIVE AT THE START OF FY27 IT IS EXTENDING THE ESTIMATED USEFUL LIFE OF ITS DATA CENTERS AND OFFICE BUILDINGS FROM 15 TO 25 YEARS, A CHANGE AFFECTING ONLY THE TIMING OF FUTURE DEPRECIATION AND EXPECTED TO HAVE A MINIMAL BENEFIT TO FY27 OPERATING INCOME - CONF CALL\n |
| Ai was hype. It's not paying the bills and the big players are over levered. |
| MACROHARD |
| Zuck is cuck. Satya is cock |
| Microsoft bears LMAO |
| can koreans just play starcraft again and not fuck with the markets bro wtf is this |
| I legitimately think this will be a 5 dollar stock by 2029 |
| Stays steady |
| # MSFT BOUT TO CARRY THIS MF |
| msft pump survived increasing capex....\n\nPretty sure the reason is cause I bought puts. |
| An ES put entry this early in the overnight trade. You love to see it. |
| Microsoft save the day lmao 😂😂 |
| I started selling a lot of puts before market close. gonna sleep like a baby tonight.\n\nThanks MicroHard |
| **No Active BanBet**\n\n| W | L | Win Rate |\n|:---:|:---:|:---:|\n| 1 | 0 | 100% | |
| Does your brother have any more to loan out |
| ...on margin and leveraged to the max. |
| Insert Randy’s “I didn’t hear no bell” meme |
| finally time to go short? lol |
| !banbet |
| supply of shares available to short over time |
| same place same time tomorrow? |
| Yeah my covered calls are cooked, mine are 430 only too... Profit is still profit I guess |
| Microsoft earnings is just noise it’s all about the 10 yr yield 👀 it’s if it breaks 4.70 I should be waking up to a circuit breaker morning |
| I wonder what this and WDCs earnings will do for BLZE |
| Drinking?\n\n |
| Don’t worry, this fake pump is just so we have a little bit of room to run before mass KOSPI induced suicides |
| Regular great, solid 9/10, no woke bullshit as you would expect lately from Marvel. |
| 800 for me. What a beautiful day |
| If fucking $MSFT saved the AI market that would just be cherry on top lmfao |
| Microsoft said capex guidance is unchanged, no increase. The market is healing. |