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| OPEN IT FFS ALREADY |
| 🍎 rotten |
| 1. Woke up\n2. Checked trading app - everything is red\n3. Took out the lube labeled "Monthly calls expire worthless"\n4. Applied lube on anus\n5. I'm ready to start the day |
| PPI just massacred metals. And my wdc calls. |
| you’re gonna be broke forever |
| HOOD is gonna blue ball me again isn't it? |
| Big buys premarket on pro shares ultra short silver.\n\nWhat's gonna happen? |
| Show yourself. Which one of you lucky bastards got puts on gold and silver? |
| That used to be the definition of money |
| Where's the puts guy? You said he would need to find himself a cardboard box. |
| Microsoft’s gonna be the only green stock in the whole market today 😂 |
| SOFI is going to dump, isn't it? 🙁 |
| Is this feed what Americans are like \n\nConsidering how many of u ameritards have kids is crazy \n\nLike im 21 so I can be a dumb fucking weirdo but you guys what r u doing lol |
| Anyone else shorting CRVNA |
| Imagine just putting a measly 100k into sandisk stock a week ago at ath 😭 why do i have brain cells and reason. |
| Yeah there is buy sentiment everywhere |
| Open the casino |
| WARSH AWAY THE DEBT |
| Then why were bols hyping it up sm? Dont get me wrong, I bought puts, but still |
| Will amzn pump to $255-$260 before er? |
| Im investing in hoes |
| What? |
| Puts and calls fucked |
| SELL |
| PUUUUUUUUUUUUTS |
| Tezzler |
| not excited about UNH abt to FUCK me |
| SPY 700 today. my regard take is that gold and silver money is going to flow into stocks |
| APPL GUH\n\nif you think earnings was good, you are wrong |
| Shrek pp incoming |
| Wow that apple dump |
| Can't believe i'm only up 150% on my silver holding now, WEEK RUINED! |
| Ohh aapl |
| Kevin Warsh your ass |
| Dear lord bless us with discretion not to blow this dough, bless us with abundance let us ball hard. Help me let the weight of what I made steer my direction more |
| I have nothing, Took a second mortgage out to purchase slv at 110... Wife is leaving me, kids dont talk to me. They are teenagers anyways. I sleep on the couch. Work 24 hours a week cause 40 hours is for goy. Wawa pays me well. 18 an hour does me just fine. Well it did when my wife was around. She makes 120k a year. Usually stays late at work though. Thats for goyim tho |
| I’m about to lose 1/3rd of my port and I just don’t fucking care. Do it to me, I’m ready, 1 minute let’s go. |
| Same, dude. Ugh |
| Found the king retard. |
| Don’t yall sell at once and bring down COMEX |
| You can invest directly in Korean stocks as a foreign investor, it's just not as easy as signing up for a US brokerage account. |
| Im not because I didnt miss it 😉💰 cha ching |
| 1minute..... |
| nice AAPL |
| 🌈🐻🤡 the dump already happened, it’s over you missed it |
| Bru I closed my on SLV put after yesterdays BS - now that shit is like 15 % ITM |
| Donuts? |
| FEDs are always bitches, that's just a constant |
| Over the last three years, AAPL has fallen 73% of the time on the day following its earnings report |
| Rine Cone in a buying mood |
| Massive TSLA candle |
| All in on SLV calls |
| Please pump guys. Shit makes no sense to go back to november/October levels |
| TCGL |
| WERE GONNA WARSH THE DEBT AWAY |
| It’s a weird flex |
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| SLV at 64% of average daily volume in PREMARKET. LMAO \nGonna be a crazy day |
| Cramer was bullish literally a couple minutes before. |
| Makes it so much easier for him to cheat on her. |
| Looking at pre-market....not an overly religious man....but it's looking like I will be in need of a fucking miracle to stay solvent today |
| Big up or big down coming for metals |
| I have become AMD, destroyer of wealth |
| Prepare thy anoos\n\nMe? I’m on the toilet so I’m ready for whatever may come. |
| He is now promising data centers in space within a couple years. Forget the robots. His drug fueled SpaceX + xAI stock pumping will be astronomical. Ready for 5000 PE? |
| What a Warschcloth |
| I already started buying bitcoin dips so I’m investing over there too |
| My mouth is watering for this second chance deal of a lifetime |
| You joke, but thats legit how people's brains work |
| Just give me a little\nPump before you drop Ty. |
| im actually optimistic about MSFT from here |
| You must commit sudoku |
| It had record breaking earnings, so probably down unfortunately |
| sell it now all the silver you have |
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| OK Hootie and the 🐡 |
| Inb4 gold rallies 10% |
| Not anymore |
| The market did msft soo dirty . It did not deserve that much of a drop |
| SNDK gonna have a sell off |
| Apple fake dump right 😞 |
| That madafaka always late |
| refresh ur news feed lmao |
| The dump makes sense, that's the problem. So, it should reverse |
| poots on nike SINNER is cooked |
| James Gaymes moving |
| Red dildos for everyone! |
| 3.5k comments before market opens? Its gonna be a great day boys |
| OPEN. THE. CASINO! |
| I forgot about that, isn't it just a partial though? |
| OPEN THE GATES |
| I think you enjoyed it. |
| BRACE FOR PENIS IN FACE MEGA RED |
| Sorry, best we can do from the software side is guess and tweet when your Ficus needs watering, based on AI checking if Mercury is retrograde or not. |
| Ok what should i buy this so funny and dumb i know |
| Dump i feel it in my prostate. |
| Cause that’s what happened yesterday. I think it will rocket. |
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| Nope, but bulls were talking so much hype, I felt compelled to buy puts. We all getting iv crushed |
| Gonna need like an hour for retail to panic sell before reversal. |
| It’s over for us brother |
| I think this group is more handpicked to not argue with him. He didn’t pick people who were smart, he picked people who were loyal. Miller is probably the only smart one of the group, and he’s an absolute psychopath. Maybe Rubio was but he’s lost in the sauce now. |
| It's always\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/oaz5wwxayhgg1.jpeg?width=216&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=280dd15edc232bc020df5aa981437b7244e353bd |
| Gold |
| Probably need a trim |
| Often in a position of govt power your primary concern is protecting your insanely rich buddies so you get rewarded handsomely once you are out of office. |
| I’m in on $30k shares atm 👌 |
| It's always calls, my dude |
| Kevin O’Leary? |
| Yeah we’re fucked |
| brace for lift off |
| DAVID COPPERFIELD REMOVING AL BEARS IN T-MINUS 60MINUTES HAHA |
| Too real |
| mods i’m scared |
| Hawkish Fed + Hot PPI = Bols fkd. |
| got my kids' accounts out of gold at the right moment.\n\nunfortunately their other position was long MSFT stock from 515ish\n\ni bring shame on my famiry |
| If you don't own real estate you don't own wealth |
| Asshole dilation early in the morning, didn't even feel the coffee poop come out |
| Oh shit I’m regarded . Who is it ? |
| Why are people expecting a dump? First time? |
| Do you really have to ask? Who's the last "good" professional Trump hired/chose for any job? We'll be lucky if this guy isn't a pedophile and even luckier if he isn't an mid functioning addict. |
| What's your strike |
| You just aren’t very intelligent. Best of luck to you |
| SLV 115 by end of next week |
| Say less |
| msft 460 |
| i think so for me too man. I just can't keep myself from FOMO'ing on margin into dumbass momentum shit at the worst time (rare earths, metals, data centers). Have pretty much given away more than 20k over the last year. |
| What's with the Destroyer... leak? |
| I stg my office always caters breakfast on my wfh days. Must have pissed off the old lady office manager. |
| So uh is he a good pick? |
| If you want to gamba, buy SNDK LEAPS |
| You and I both. They just need to show a hint of margin improvement in the upcoming earnings and it should fly. |
| Get crushed by iv |
| Hold my hand |
| More tariffs, new fed, earnings, maybe gov shutdown?! wtf is the play |
| Do they take gold doubloons? |
| Who's we |
| I swear to god MSFT better not dump at open 😡 |
| Timu GWAR—got tix for KWAR and fake blood sprayed on us gave me a rash, plus it had lead in it. Great songs tho. |
| SPY 0dte |
| Already did my man 😂☠️ |
| Just hopium, but silver's dumped and rallied several times in the past year. My bags are made of SILVER. |
| Everything should just go up 0.1% every day in a perfectly straight line forever. |
| Silver has never been so high. Of course it will crash |
| Just wait till my boyfriend's boyfriend finds out |
| He already did |
| That'd require work |
| Saylor has to be throwing up right now |
| Yeah POS is not moving, even non-earnings it had bigger moves than this 🙁 |
| That 2nd nut takes forever |
| If microshaft can make it to $450 i would appreciate it |
| Shutdown odds at 75% … |
| Bought slv for the first time yesterday |
| msft already warming up |
| Wait 30 mins to buy |
| ODTE PUTS ON QQQ |
| Remember Donald Dump names his new FED chair today |
| I am pretty sure that is the case for every defense and aerospace company |
| Ram is new precious metal |
| MSFT STAND UP!!! |
| you want to buy sndk after a 22% pump? truly regarded |
| SNDK puts at open scalp? |
| The sound a furry makes when being playful |
| Kpop and now Kwar |
| Bed bath from the nurses. |
| Majin buu human extinction attack eta 4 minutes |
| Generational silver dip buying if you buy Feb 27 or later only. Remember futures for march trade last on the 25th. |
| MSFT pumping hard |
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| Dump starts at 9:27 when premarket options close |
| Out of all days he choose to pick a new Fed on PPI day. Thats very interesting 🤔 |
| SNDK puts at open for free money |
| https://preview.redd.it/5thvkrbqxhgg1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=be4622a53c6c1030b3e0f56edb9a9752a1592188\n\nThe new Fed Board led by KWAR (GWAR) |
| SILVER BULLS LMAOOOOO |
| Apple up or down |
| AMD randomly pumps and draws in a new batch of victims and once critical mass is reached, it does what it does best: destroy their money with relentless horror |
| My anoos is ready |
| Was talking to a Canadian about game prices, and I'm like $40 is pretty bad. He's like $40, more like $60 if you're using Canadian Pesos like me. Died laughing. never heard that one. |
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| Might sell some MU cc at open, I feel like it’ll settle in the green just trade sideways based off the rest of the market. |
| Shiny rock buyers make fun of crypto bros but at least they diamond hands, you all panic sell premarket on the first big red day in months |
| SNDK 700 before SPY 700 |
| Dreading market open when Robinhood will send me non stop notifications about my calls being down 50% |
| Isn’t it still a group of fuckers that decide rates? Also won’t gold go up after strikes on Iran? |
| Treasury will be rebranded to Dpt.of Kwar |
| Hey yall I’m new to trading I know almost nothing I have around 700 usd for fun and 5000 usd will invest later \n\nAnyways should i just buy SNDK or any suggestions? I’m looking for gambling fun profit |
| Can’t wait to load all those 0dte puts todayy |
| Cramer-looks like metals play is over |
| Silver's surge is a perfect storm of JPMorgan greed, China's solar and EV being desperate, no new mines for decades, and paper futures bullshit at Comex. None of these parameters have changed. Silver is just back to the parabolic trendline it had broken out from. |
| Why in the world is this upvoted? |
| How do you know that |
| oh boy |
| In my language, you say poKWARit - which means „to break“\n\nMight be a fitting name in the end. Might even become a verb in itself: To „KWAR“ it.\n\nLike, to break a Nations (or multiple) Financial System or a Currency. |
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| Prediction for open: further metals dump (will start reversing by close), sofi pump (that will be underwhelming and far off ATH), ram/storage going up a further 10% throughout the day. |
| Quid pro quo is the game at the top |
| That's the spirit bud, now get back out there and make us proud |
| MSFT the new SNDK : ) |
| likely up to start the day, lot of shorts going to be cashing in at the bell likely |
| Usual friday pump today? |
| Cramer come on man |
| it doesn't matter how long you last, all that matters is you find a way to keep going after you nut |
| KDub? |
| Sandisk puts at open if you wanna go Broke |
| china halted silver so we drop. I will buy. then they will un halt it. then it will moon. the game is so easy (and obvious) |
| Apple. |
| rocks tanking was bound to happen again, everybody was super hyped about it like a couple months ago |
| MOST POSTED SENTENCE AFTER THE FIRST HOUR "I KNEW I SHOULDA BOUGHT CALLS" HAHA |
| Why are Dan Ives stock picks getting killed? He unloading on us? |
| Kwar makes interest rates at 1%. Inflation shoots to 60%. Dollar tanks. Record breaking unemployment and homeless. \n\n"How could Biden do this?" |
| I want to see the guy who full ported GLD puts gains at open. |
| Hi daddy. I am your lost son |
| So you think. No telling what sort of dirt 🥭 might have on him. |
| Using my bidet at the moment, a little irritated |
| Buy buy buy |
| Might be why he was chosen. Didn't want to destabilize markets with Kid Rock but Warsh generally leans towards cuts if inflation data supports it. Also important to note Warsh has criticized Jpow before who Trump hates. Probably was enough to move the needle |
| In my mind my trading journey is definitely over. I had to full port PLTR April calls to get my average down and I’ve already accepted the fact they will tank for earnings. I got NFLX earnings wrong as well as NOW. Time for PLTR too. |
| fortune favors the regard |
| They setting up a fundraiser for don.\n\nGoogle lemon party for more info |
| Im gonna just invest in guitars, fuck it |
| I have personal beef with Lisa ever since yesterday😤 |
| Wow they are crashing amd |
| imagine if he started throwing shade immediately, before he's plugged in hahaha |
| I was surprised he didn’t name himself as fed chair |
| I wonder what Trump will post on Truth this morning to screw things up. |
| 🎶And the beat goes onnn🎶 |
| 7 figures is the new 6 figures |
| I think a sharp drop the second 930 hits and then it gets bought up |
| 🥱 people only cared because of inflation |
| Uncle. I give up. I'm a retail trader, please save me from losses. Help! Any tips? |
| It has very little actual allies. Hence my earlier comment, dipshit. |
| The first meeting they don’t lower rates |
| AMD LUBEE TIME |
| I know right! By the time the options chain loads up spy has already went up a dollar |
| It’s crazy trump is gonna let someone with an A-B average as Fed Chair. You would think they would need at least a 4.0 GPA |
| Im so glad I closed most of mine yesterday |
| Dollar is “strengthening” |
| Substract the AI spending loop from the statistics. Do you still see the soft landing? |
| my life is priced in |
| Adelson backed Trump if his Israeli support. The Russian support and Qatari support is a bonus. |
| https://preview.redd.it/iuf18orlxhgg1.png?width=289&format=png&auto=webp&s=4528a5059fcd6244ff6fa823cae061ae34124e10\n\nIdk man this is what mine looks like. Money comes and money goes. |
| Market is red overall so far... But this is par for the course for Apple. I hope you didn't have calls expiring today!! |
| SNDK going to hit $800 by end of February lol holy shit |
| Dodge? What is there to dodge. I asked a question, you answered it, then you answered it again and called me retarded. You're literally fighting an imaginary fight lmao |
| Priced to perfection |
| Gold at prices not seen since the 27 th of January. It's doomed. Calls all the way baby |
| where does silver go at market open\n\n |
| Gold: I didn't hear no bell |
| God speed regard |
| After two terrible days of trading I’m a little gun shy 👉👈 |
| it always is |
| Continue passed the moon today probably |
| I'm going to stick my dick in it today |
| Sus move |
| Good thing I already took out the silver fillings in my teeth & sold them.... |
| 🫡 |
| Advanced Money Destroyer |
| Too real |
| 5minutes to go, which direction, slv |
| You win dude.\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/h1jhe4loxhgg1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e011007416c49f171d10b479d6332bd25d7b6129 |
| am I seeing GOLD create a new generation of bagholders in real time? |
| I knew I shouldnt have bought those AMD calls yesterday after my Mom asked me for stock advise and gave her AMD as a solid way to profit due to AI. |
| HI YO SILVER AWAYYYY |
| I wish options on SPY would be correct premarket, so I can prepare |
| We might get to 7500 today. \n\nAll this red is very bullish |
| Market manipulation right here |
| What if being priced in isn’t priced in? |
| I wanna believe aapl is gonna do a red to green and hit it's 50 day |
| china halted trading in silver. |
| SNDK calls + shiny rock calls = even for the week |
| Yeah the one up 1300% over a year |
| apparently not very shiny |
| https://preview.redd.it/yui9oa0oxhgg1.jpeg?width=477&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=224d59208037dcf9616408c2333e62fd1899321c |
| Advanced money destroyer back to work |
| Someone’s is not used to Apple earnings and it shows |
| Cha Cha China |
| You can’t know that yet. |
| Which bonds are you looking at? Might as well create your own country and issue them |
| That S-1 form gonna be lit af. So, AI bubble pops Q3 2026? |
| i thought you were kidding. he did though |
| Gyna |
| It will all come out in the warsch. |
| How's ya assho |
| I got this urge to buy calls so I’ll buy puts |
| # Advanced Micro Devices (AMD) CEO Just “Keeps Winning,” Says Jim Cramer\n\nminutes later: AMD -5,5% in premarket |
| Chew them up first so they break down better you monster. |
| PUTS AT OPEN? |
| Sandisk poots\n\n#WITNESS ME |
| way too bearish in here lmao |
| SLV down 15%?? What happened??? |
| Puddle water. Who can afford baths? |
| I agree but my mom said to not be a bitch. |
| 95% of the people who shorted got destroyed. It's just survivor bias. You will only remember the ones who got lucky.. The bull market will continue, and shorting a bull will continue to be stupid |
| Well, stop that, my money's still in AMD. |
| I don’t like this lack of green I’m seeing 🙂↔️ |
| Thank you for your service |
| Just remember that whatever happens today: It's already priced in. |
| Lol if you think silver is done because it’s solely an inflation play you’re dumb. It’s probably the most strategically important element on earth right now after radioactives |
| It’s still a board vote…Powell and Warsh are just figureheads. |
| Did you have to dodge everything?\n\nI'm on my phone. Just cleaned it up for clarity. |
| buy RKLB |
| Where can I buy that one? |
| Truly the St Francis of our time 🌎🕊️ |
| Holy shit the premium on SLV 0dte calls. |
| Welcome to 2026 Internet meme coins are now replaced with Physical meme coins |
| Warsh is not a sycophant, perplexing pick |
| Slv dumping sounds bullish to me! Too many mixed feelings! \n\nI just can't take it anymore! |
| How else am I gonna store my photos of my mediocre food |
| Fuck buttcoin |
| End of month end of contracts? Bloodbath at opening/MM moving? \n\n\nMy speculation so watch it pump |
| doown |
| Sometimes it's best to do nothing for a few days. |
| You do realize he was in the red for like 2 years at one point right? |
| You can’t read anyway |
| Either way godspeed.\n\n\nWish I got in two weeks ago like the insiders. |
| AAPL had the lamest reaction to possibly th greatest earnings report I’ve ever seen |
| hehe gone |
| i only have enough left for rope |
| PUUUTS |
| Agreed |
| Why is amd down lol. It’s chosen day to get slaughtered? |
| Who is we ? BTC to 0 🚀🚀 |
| small cock circlejerk is that way @ r/politics |
| tslurr moon at open for absolutely no reason? |
| Gold don't give a fuk |
| Isnt Ronald Lauder the one who wanted Greenland? |
| Very nice, should be very fruitful. |
| Don Lemon arrested lmao |
| They should've never given you regards ai 😭😭😭 |
| I Just buy disposable batteries.\n\nWhen I'm done I toss them in the park so that squirrels and children can play with them too.\n\nReuse ♻️ |
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| MARA Short Squeeze |
| Im jumping up and down giggilign nervously whimpering for slv open. soo many stops gonna fill |
| Need asml to make an amd like move today |
| what direction is this taking at open? |
| Appreciated, will check it out. |
| I never want to hear anything about economies being in shambles ever again |
| Msft |
| energy does seem to have momentum |
| hereitcomes.jpg |
| They are delaying the damn hearing |
| AMD chip delayed |
| SNAP calls for earnings. 2/20 exp $8, $9, $10 |
| C rt |
| The time of the bear is near, the drums beat in the deep |
| One FOMC without a cut lol |
| If I had just held my SNDK Calls, all my losses would be eliminated.\n\nI am so bad at this |
| China learned from the last time. That's for sure |
| Just trying to shake out the weak so we can leg up |
| Buy the dip! |
| AMD back to its origin |
| Same, but x25 |
| Imagine all the scrap dealers who bought gold/silver yesterday 😭 |
| Been chillin since 2003 @ $4.50 oz. I am Long John Silver! |
| I’m right there with ya. Praying it pumps on earnings |
| Meanwhile orange man shorted the hell out of silver and gold 🤣🤣🤣 |
| Would've actually gone out huge if not for these tariffs and other instability trump is causing holding him back. Jpow got some massive balls. |
| They won't see a dime of that money! |
| Literally no one on wsb |
| SLV $95 call 26 seconds after open |
| They are predicting snow in Tampa this weekend. This winter may never end. All we need is one good volcano eruption and we will be headed for an ice age. |
| How long until Mango starts attacking Warsh? |
| One direction ⬆️ |
| I ain’t buying that shit |
| Perfect for hodlers. |
| I don't know if I can last 8 minutes |
| Two in the stink with the pinky tickling the taint. You fondle the sack with the other hand. Hope this helps! |
| AMD getting slaughtered |
| Bought Mu yesterday morning and took profits last night. Buy the dips! |
| All good points except #5.... this is a casino sir.... |
| "As of late January 2026, Strategy (formerly MicroStrategy) has accumulated 712,647 BTC at an average purchase price of approximately $76,037 per Bitcoin" just $6k to go guys - after he gets margin called then we can go back to $100k |
| inflation should inflate the stocks not the other way calls it is |
| I resisted the gold & silver fomo but I know a lot of you didn’t. So, good luck out there |
| PLTR |
| 🫦 |
| Sndk is having its zoom or mrna moment ....long dated puts |
| Bers r wall streets version of an emo cutter. Dead inside, need pain to feel alive |
| SNDK to 700 or 1k today? |
| It's still going to 10k. |
| Boomers trying to figure out why their precious metals are trading like shitcoins lol |
| Anything the govment touches dies. That's why intel, sorry bud, but you gotta go |
| Have a good feeling that we rip today |
| Mortgage-backed shitcoin |
| Idk wtf to buy at open |
| It matters in that he can't be removed once he gets in. Just like the justices when they get a seat flipping from what they said they would do before, the market thinks that this guy is going to try to tackle inflation. |
| Panasonic Eneloop.\n\n\nEneloop Pro also exists and is supposed to be better, but has had some quality issues lately. |
| wheres sndk going ? should I buy it |
| You think this pull back is bad? Wait until all the bag holders panic lol |
| This world makes no sense! |
| I have no idea who that is, but I feel confident that trump chose someone who is incompetent and embarrassingly unqualified for the position |
| This shit is getting bought up in the first hour |
| Not me |
| SLV AND GLD 🌙🚀 |
| Gold is still up from a week ago, still holding $5000. Silver you can call a meme stock |
| Silver getting dunked on |
| many are wondering why mango didn't pick a stooge for FED chair. mango's handlers were upset he attacked the independence of the FED, that was mango insubordination. unlike jpow, mango will not be able to disrespect warsh publicly. warsh's father in law is ronald lauder, a very powerful and aggressive billionaire. |
| Why? They have been paying less than spot and holding off on buying for weeks for just this situation. The ones who keep buying near spot believe this correction is temporary. It's all good bro, they just need to have enough cash to wait this out. If they fucked that up that's on them. |
| I share the sentiment and have none but it's not going back at those prices |
| Silver needs a government bailout. |
| Don't worry he'll fix the economy by using a klevin |
| “Yea this will be bloody ☝️🤓” |
| OPEN |
| Amd pre market 👀 |
| Same for Google, puts at open and later buy calls |
| amazon basics! |
| Might want to take a look at silver today buddy |
| I say slv 83s to 99 next couple days |
| waaaaay more than that. I had $100 puts and $96 puts for today too, also took my $100 profit. |
| fr not enough gain port posted |
| Yesterday it pumped insanely overnight, and I didn’t buy puts which would have printed. Tonight, it dips a ton overnight. Soooo buy calls? |
| Sandisk? The very mediocre memory company? |
| I have USD and QLD. Good on tech in my portfolio |
| Based on latest filing more and more are paying |
| calls at open, free money |
| SNDK has been upgraded at Fomoandyoloandnogrow from YOLO to FOMO and YOLO with a price target of 1200 up from 1000 |
| You know you got nothing to complain about when you have to share a 1d chart 😂 |
| Did Silver announce a deal with Microsoft this morning or something? |
| Wow AMD blowing through their Depends - the hell? |
| I really need to get a good rechargeable AA an AAA battery setup going. Any of you fine retards have good product recs? |
| Take some profits (book losses) for now. Should stabilize in a few weeks.\n\n \nFor context, inflation was 9% in 2021 and gold/slv barely moved. So inflation by itself is not always guaranteed to move metals up.\n\n \nMetals tend to bleed down a bit once they start a downtrend (see graphs over time). Once it has stabilized somewhat or is range bound, enter again. |
| A lot of non-depository banks are still focused on mortgages. Depositories like Chase and WF have been shrinking mortgage apps and servicing portfolios |
| Super? No, it has to bear his name. |
| Yeah lol we chillin' unless you fullported at the peak. |
| You're just seeing it in 2d, gotta open the 3rd eye |
| Warsh’s first address “Good evening, I’ve abandoned my morals and all previous positions; Praise be to mango tree. I’m cutting that shit. Thank you for your attention to this matter” |
| So is is technically cheating if the robo handy is actually an IT guy on the other side of the planet? |
| LEMONADE SHARES AT OPEN |
| People are getting destroyed each direction as commodities adjust to a world without a reserve currency |
| Soo, who become millionaires from Sandisk??? |
| Swiss franc or RMB or just roll in gold? What currency to rest this pile of moneys? |
| I don't think this is the end for SLV and GLD but if it is what is the world rotating to? |
| Going to war with a K shaped market. Almost fitting. |
| im not in metals but it cant be a coincidence that as soon as 🥭 picks his FED puppet, SLV crashes 15% |
| DXY and BTC lying in wait |
| Silver going to $200 easy.\n\nIn 2038. |
| great, another one of those days when my neighbors think I have tourettes 🤬 |
| If you're on a Mac or Linux, there's a terminal app called ticker that is just a simple goddamn ticker that updates every second and takes up like zero resources compared to having browser tickers open. |
| Why? They are both for boomers. Buy NVDA or GOOG |
| “Clearly Oversold” with a 27 PE and giant run up in valuation the past couple years?\n\nOk\n\nSome of you only know the recent tech bull market and it shows |
| SLV 85P? |
| unconstitutional to wait 10 more minutes for volume... |
| and thank god for that. |
| Best coast |
| Safe haven assets crashed this morning because of this news. Obviously an overreaction but he's pretty hawkish on rates, at least compared to Trump's original pick. |
| Did you have to reply twice? Are you retarded? |
| Nah the Mag7 has enough FCF to keep the bubble inflated with CAPEX almost indefinitely |
| Whoever is holding SLV puts better post these fking gains |
| "Why can't silver just pullback so I can enter?!?!"\n\nThat was you yesterday. |
| I feel bad for my local coin shop |
| It's likely people jumped on and saw all time high, and want to capitalize it before the weekend |
| could have cashed out my SLV calls yesterday for a little gain, decided to hold. fml |
| Buy more leather. |
| If sandisk goes so does the ai trade. It always needs at least 1 stock carrying it. |
| Every time NVDA gets to $193 just buy puts. Easy money |
| >Hey mom, I made 1,000,000 dollars today on puts!\n\n>Good work son, now go buy us a loaf of bread with that\n\nUS is now Russia 2.0\n\nGood luck everyone. |
| Silver at levels not seen since ......last Friday. |
| i wanna short pltr so bad but i know better |
| Low volume climb all day? Right, right?? Surely calls |
| 630 AM? what in the demon time |
| Strengthening dollar |
| Who Dat, I only follow the prophetic ja rule |
| I do actually like silver and gold, just not at these prices. Once silver returns back to $50 and gold to $3000 I may pick some up. |
| Balls |
| Do people not know you can watch everything online for free yet? Who the hell is paying monthly for that shit? |
| I'll be buying more calls for summer '27 |
| I sure fucking hope so |
| It's above Monday's close rn lol |
| Dollar up |
| Trump isn’t picking a person to hike rates. |
| Markets were pricing in a Trump sycophant who would print money. Walsh means the dream of infinite liquidity isnt happening, so metals crash because real rates will probably stay around 2-3%. |
| Bulls yesterday: OPEN THE CASINO!\n\nBalls Today: err… maybe keep it closed |
| It lost 10% last year and will lose even more this year.\n\nAnd no one says pédé btw |
| "im gonna tie you to the radiator and grape ya!" -wkyk |
| AMD is going up this year |
| Warsh deez nuts. JPow forever. |
| Institutions ready to save silver |
| I’d like to ask for a moment of silence for all our metal brethren caught in the wrong place at the wrong time.\n\n🕰️ 🤫 \n\nThank you. |
| AMD back to 200 in 3 days. |
| That SLV liquidity better head into MSFT at open. |
| Gap down Monday |
| Dafuq happened to amd |
| We persecuted him for he spoke the truth.....please let us know if you actually are making money |
| I think the money is flowing into Broadcom. |
| Thank you for your attention to this matter! |
| AMD dumping because Lisa Su decided to have breasts reduction surgery. |
| Fake premarket pump before open yea this will be bloody |
| Hahahahaha of course I literally caved and bought gold yesterday “just in case” cuz I saw a fkn Peter Schiff video on twitter |
| Calls on silver, but this is the last time I play with fire |
| Tesla’s Optimus humanoid robot project is facing technical and timeline challenges. The robots remain hand-built, lack full dexterity, and are often remotely operated, |
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| Yep...Tariffs feel more and more like an excuse for major, super glue level sticky price hikes |
| This is the easiest buy the dip setup ever, right? |
| Of course when I bought silver at the top😭😭 |
| Getting ads for casinos in this thread lol |
| Because china brokers couldn't produce physical demand and halted trade |
| That can happen within like 10 minutes of market open sometimes |
| Gonna Warsh away retailers gains over the last 5 years. |
| Actually I just looked at the 1 min charts and maybe I will go calls! |
| So puts for today? |
| so...is be good or bad for the economy? |
| Yesterday, the chat was filled with hopeful, nervous chatter like " Will my SLV 105c 0dte print??"\n\nTake me back bros. |
| Bring back the emoji gift things Reddit 😭 |
| What’s the updated PnL? |
| DUST is the way. |
| Rectangle? |
| The Kwar to bootlick ratio will be insane |
| At least you didn’t buy the top on AMD. Think of it like that… |
| Meme stocks aren’t crashing. We have seen this before |
| Who the fuck killed AMD? |
| No way its red monday right? Calls for next week is free money? |
| GNSS is going to the sky.This ICE newly used "non lethal" Long range acoustic device sends agitators at protest scrambling due to high pitched sounds that thier ears cannot handle.This will save these kind of protesters from being harmed or killed.It will save lives.It is not supposed to be used during true peaceful protests. |
| hodl |
| MORE WEIGHT. |
| Will Warsh hike rates and finish bol off |
| I guess it depends on which you have more of to decide what to root for, precious metals or the US Dollar. |
| Planning your trades around Groundhog Day is peak WSB behavior |
| I’m always so amazed at how my emotions can go from “we are so screwed , sell everything now! “ to “hey this might be a good day in the market 😎” within 8 hours |
| Self driving and robots are the new grift /s |
| Its not that they fucked that up… its that theres not much money in selling cars. |
| As I understand it, yes that's what should happen.\n\n\nThe part I'm not understanding is why the government would purposefully make it's own debt more expensive.\n\n\nWhile simultaneously cutting rates and devaluing it's currency to cheapen that same debt. |
| Sell more nvda through registered sells |
| Sheldon Adelson backed Trump for his Russian support? |
| buying SNDK calls, see you guys at SNDK $200 |
| Probably already have the earnings data like they did PPI |
| Afrm is still a buy for me |
| Well, if he dumps rates like he says he will, then gold and silver will climb right back up with the inflation that will bring. \n\nSo, if anything, it's just another calculated means to work the market and milk it for every penny as is the status quo in this admin. |
| All in on NFLX calls 2 months out. Super cheap. Winning and waiting for the market to catch up |
| https://preview.redd.it/7a5uxk9iwhgg1.jpeg?width=1220&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b1d5ee9953a7ddc6d41b262ef89441fad8649ebb |
| Our GLD in heaven, Hallowed be Thy name. Thy inflation come, thy dumps be done |
| Cash gang = cuck gang |
| Apple 300n🌝 |
| As long as the kids don't! I have life insurance remember |
| So we are shorting pltr at 630, be there or be [] |
| I have UUUU and ONDS CSP. I guess I am in big trouble |
| I would have guessed tesla cancelling it's two highest margin vehicles and replacing them with imaginary robots would be bearish for the stock. Shows how much I know! |
| Cramer- Sandisk is going straight to $800\n\nTake that as you will |
| You can just buy gains with the 0%! |
| I personally like the citrus notes from G R E E N |
| Baller |
| kid changing money when you get back |
| Full porting AMD at $200 |
| Yep. Could have turned $2500 into $25,000. 🤢 |
| Every other country did far worse economically by comparison. This was as soft of a landing as anyone could have hoped for. Voters rewarded Biden and Powell by bringing in a guy who wants to undo all of that. There is no incentive to ever attempt a soft landing ever again. Just crash it because you’re getting voted out anyway. |
| Undertaker got a big money gig booking AAA in Mexico, wouldn't look good for them considering the current direction. |
| Puts on what puts on what |
| Are you retarded? Because the only way to cut rates now is to print. Duh. Repos showed markets could not absorb flood of Tbills, Fed would lose control of FFR and we had to soft default on US debt Dec 10. \n\nBefore reserves in the system were wayyy above ample. |
| How the fuck have i lost 70k. Literally 75% of all my money LOL |
| It means it will print until earnings |
| ram is the new shiny rock |
| Why metals down |
| Warshington DC |
| Yeah, robots is old news, now it's S 3 X Y robots doing C-b-T! |
| There wasn’t a single blowoff top yet. It triple tapped it. |
| the only thing i dont understand with the silver trade is the physical demand. if china for example keeps buying wouldnt the prince go up no matter what? or is there like a distinction with paper-silver and physical silver? |
| This is the play |
| What Would Jensen Do? |
| They’re on hold with Marge, she’s got a busy morning ahead |
| That's the joke.. |
| You're on WSB brother, chances are you'll be poor soon enough. |
| Knew I was going to miss the silver sale |
| Buy high, sell low. Got it |
| Internet archive this shit |
| Both digital and physical gold/silver outed as frauds |
| Extremely |
| Lmfaoooooo |
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| Two hour delay for school\n\nI have to leave at 935 to take the kids to the school bus\n\nPUTS at open and I am rich when I get back |
| While I dunno if im bullish on OAI, they seem to be floundering a bit in their direction, AI is still going to be the defining technology of our generation. The convo isnt about 'is there value' rather 'how do we not destroy society when this comes to a head'.\n\nRatio me to hell. |
| Or broke after full porting slv calls already |
| feel like apple and microsoft are gonna carry us today but i'm highly regarded |
| 6 MONTHS of winter? lmao |
| Weak pump, no power this will dump. Friday dump incoming!! |
| This thing is taking off at open |
| Crying behind the Wendy's dumpster. |
| 300 🌝 |
| What’s everyone’s favourite flavour of crayon? |
| #Who is buying the gold Dip? Not sure I am convinced to do so! |
| "Might be the biggest SLV selloff, maybe the world has ever seen" |
| Our latest iPhone has 64mb, 128mb, or 256mb of memory.\n\nPowered by SanDisk (tm).\n\nWe think you're gonna love it.\n\nStarting at $2000 this fall. |
| any ideas what I should buy? |
| Pls explain how you earned those profits I am always same amount growth less than 5 percent buying etfs |
| So there's no news on AMD but it tanks 5% at 9am on the dot? |
| Like we're going to be fed delicious grapes...? |
| Apple going to 275? |
| what does this mean |
| Silver baggies seething right now |
| This is definitely the last year of the ai bubble. You can feel it in the air. |
| embrace the *wey*👄 |
| I don't think this decrease matters a lot\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/a0oztns8whgg1.jpeg?width=1220&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=25f148c7c0cb17a08f2fec1998dd3d97040317c4 |
| They don't pay him either |
| I'm fuckin scurred and cold |
| Wednesday: HOOD\n\nYesterday: MSFT\n\nToday: AMD 😂 |
| That would do the opposite effect |
| AMD still too rich for my blood, drill harder baby 👅 |
| Congratulations bro 🙏🏽 |
| You’re unbelievable |
| If you aren’t buying silver calls at open, you are retarded |
| Ks and Gs are often interchanged in Korean. I for one would welcome GWAR to run the economy |
| Knock knock.\n\nWho's there?\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/of0te1f6whgg1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=459eb6a1de5edaa0a03882ddbe2a1c6e4cc89261 |
| When do they not rug pull during Tech earnings? |
| Tell me that much of this process action is America based. |
| Ooooooooo SLV you fucka me hard today. Ima go fuck Mu instead |
| Can't wait to see what Asian AI guy says about this! |
| Right after the election |
| Why is AMD flushing |
| Going Long John Silver |
| Bro you know some shits gonna happen to triple pump everything this week or next, 🥭 was literally just bullshitting about how he can yo yo the market |
| I went to the restroom after dinner & she was still there when I got back, pretty sure we’re in love. |
| Wendys |
| *Interest rates will be zero percent and a grilled cheese sandwich, suckers!* |
| * 13:59: Δ(x) ≈ **WAR**. (Algorithm Action: *BUY*)\n* 14:01: Δ(x) → **DEAL**. (Algorithm Action: *DUMP*)\n\n \nWhere's my nobel prize? |
| how can you guys live on the edge like this |
| As a graduate of a top-tier state school, I’ve met enough Harvard and Yale grads to do the same lol |
| Today I am thinking about preparing in case something happens in Iran over the weekend that may affect the market on Monday. Plus, I think Monday is Groundhog Day. If we end up with 6 more months of winter energy stocks might be the best move. |
| Sell at open |
| SNDK, wow 🚀🚀 |
| The sell off today could be magnificent |
| The silver sub reddit got some new community members today |
| Fullport MU every day every night |
| Good point they'll probably believe whatever fox news tells them |
| Which one of you never make a dime regards bought amd at 8:10am. |
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| My port is about to go vertical at open. The only problem, is the direction 💀 |
| He will forget by tomorrow |
| I forgot Zuck. Goodzuck to you |
| this is because i used a red lip tint |
| What’s the general vibe today seriously no jokes lmao. Market crashed sorta yesterday over some\nBull crap and recovery’s with a V pattern and my calls breakeven? But at open it’s back down lol? Is the market just dumb like me? |
| Why was this removed? |
| congrats |
| Dont tell me you bought \nGRIFT#6251827351 |
| Bought in Dec at $22 a pop. Watched them bleed to like -60%. Should've sold them before earnings when they got back to -10%\nNow they're like -80%.. |
| #MORE |
| Gold not silver |
| Green by open |
| they *YEARN* to rotate to corn 🫴🌽 |
| Don't worry, the trump accounts will buy the dip using tax payers money because theres....wait what |
| Lisa had enough |
| Yup. I have 10 6/18 and 10 9/18 calls. |
| He’s not JPOW daddy |
| had puts on slv yesterday for today, collected +$100\n\nwill probably see I paperhanded +$1000 |
| yes |
| Game over metals I am crying 😭 |
| End of month /end contracts maybe early sell off as they expect bloodbath at opening? |
| MSFT Calls |
| Debasement trade Warshed up for good. |
| Shoulda sold my metals more agressively. Missed out on profits |
| It's only like 600 P/E and just told their investors they are shutting down the moneymaking parts in order to focus on hopes and dreams...\n\nWen pump? 😡 |
| They will cut rates. And Powell will be replaced. \nTrump said that many times. Calling Powell a slow idiot. |
| It’s putting MSTR into a spiral |
| Does Alex Karp know that the shorts are winning? when is he weaponizing his piss drones my portfolio is tanking! |
| Are we pricing in a shutdown when that was averted yday? Lol |
| Hey, maybe it goes up? |
| NOOOOOO |
| SPY is likely gonna test the 200ema my April/May as it often happens about once a year |
| fact: aksually water is not wet! |
| Glad it's not GWAR because we know how they feel about the Drump |
| Rug pulled. I don’t feel good. |
| Man the silver short guy would make million today |
| a consistent flow of non-repeatability (especially if the amounts are growing) is probably a healthier indicator of growth and innovation than "oh look i can make paperclips faster and cheaper than everyone".\n\nI guess value is in the eye of the beholder.\n\nI do not own TESLA and I have no intention to, their stock nor their cars, just an devil's advocate observation. I get it gets mocked as a multi-billion "start-up" but what is wrong with sustained disruption at that scale? I am relatively confident that many high up enough in a major corpo will readily observe that getting an army of lemmings to change direction is damn near impossible and takes decades. |
| That sounds way better than what we got |
| This is the correction I was waiting for in silver. Time to load up for the next run. Should be a month or more before we breach ATHs again. Good luck everyone! |
| Why people hate on warsh? |
| Nice. |
| Fundamentals are overated anyway, Price/Vibes are more important |
| Oh wow! A classic "5D Chess" post like from back when Donnie's late stage dementia wasn't so painfully obvious. |
| I use a random number generator app and then pick 4 stocks and hold for 3 months so 4 times a year. 30% last year and 12% so far this year. |
| Warsh’thishere? Is that inflation or steak sauce? |
| Or Jordan Belfort |
| https://preview.redd.it/qremvznrvhgg1.jpeg?width=780&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=30bdc92a3e94e6d9691d0e00e047c0d7035a44a0 |
| I had them yesterday … and also sold them yesterday. 😒 |
| https://preview.redd.it/yhc0llzrvhgg1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=02fd30a2bf5b15d791f7ad4bca63cfd660dc9202 |
| Until Robinhood says no and you’re stuck |
| Don’t worry $2 million Canadian is like $50 in US screaming Eagle freedom currency |
| https://preview.redd.it/h58u1lrqvhgg1.png?width=1546&format=png&auto=webp&s=0ededfc642f33214578a42975462b2430aff5fdb\n\nIt's happening |
| Altman is a fucking creep |
| In 17 mins, anyone holding silver will probably be tied up, stripped down, and graped. I sadly am one of these people |
| Jerome was our savior and now it’s this goon wtf is this. |
| Imagine holding BTC and Silver since Wednesday 😂 |
| AMD rugpull before earnings this time |
| If today is theta Friday, then color me red |
| I got $65 how can I cash in on this metals crash?? |
| Why is everyone dickriding crypto today? Its still red |
| So everyone just forgot that we're doing a war this weekend? |
| DRILLING DAY, who buys calls on a Friday? NUKE IRAN NEXT |
| I wish I had the data yesterday too 🙁 |
| Put me in clown makeup and throw spoiled tomatos at me. |
| AMD? What the fuck? |
| The Kwar has begun |
| Who? |
| They ran the shiny metals up because they thought they'd be getting a dovish Fed chair who will cut rates and weaken the dollar more. Now what? |
| They opened fort Knox and found it empty obviously |
| Cost average down on silver or buy SNDK |
| Oh metal bros got rekt. |
| AMD earnings have got to have been leaked or some shit |
| AT&T calls today? |
| What happened to AMD? |
| Colin Powell's brother |
| https://preview.redd.it/8ai9m5wlvhgg1.png?width=1248&format=png&auto=webp&s=58751c225760b792884d4402f3f00a3f2bfe4cdb\n\nmy man |
| Saw someone sold some things to move into Sandic a couple days ago.\n\n\nObviously their fault for making the post./S |
| lil snowy this morning |
| So you buy it? But you never actually get to hold it? |
| And PPI came in hot too |
| Trump nominates kevin warsh for fed chair |
| i swear half this sub was talking about SLV calls and shit just yesterday, where they at now? |
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| She gives that glug glug 9000 tho |
| who would have ever thought that water is actually wet 🤔🤔🤔 |
| Metal bros wellness check |
| I also know people that enjoy investing through Vangaurd |
| Bro forgot to schedule this post to 1st April |
| Juicey 🤔 |
| Grats on whoever bought puts on my port, play of the century. Enjoy your retirement |
| Why do you think all 25k employees want to turn on the printer now? Why didn't they want the printer on last year? |
| Keep the casino CLOSED please |
| me! i‘m here for the tech anyway |
| Removing a man named Jerome right before Black History Month is racist. |
| Rocket launch at 930. So obvious |
| This Tesla fade smh |
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| "Insider Monkey\nAdvanced Micro Devices (AMD) CEO Just “Keeps Winning,” Says Jim Cramer"\n\n\nCramer at it again. |
| I don’t think a bear thesis exists at the moment |
| No news. |
| You forgot to say ladder attacks. 🤡 |
| If you think metals being volatile is a good thing, you might be a redneck |
| Are the 3 kings on together? I’m still in bed |
| In light of all the above, do you see any buying opportunities this morning? Metals? Miners? Tech? Energy? I got out of most of my positions before this selloff, so I have some dry power ready to go. |
| wrong direction MSFT |
| 2 days ago. Got in real good with the 600. Just didn’t have enough settled to buy more of those so had to go cheaper |
| AMD had earnings? |
| I'm up over 100% on MU and 2x on many MU calls and still holding. But man am I jealous of the SNDK guys. I didn't doubt it, I'm just already highly convicted on MU. |
| AAPL still flat? Tf |
| Don't buy metals if you aren't prepared to hodl throught this commodity cycle. |
| Is this a good entry point for SLV? Looking for confirmation bias before I trade. |
| It happens. I have Feb 20 puts that I bought in December and they’ve been nothing but a red drag on my port since I bought. UNTIL TODAY, MFrs! |
| 😂 |
| I think Cramer is still drunk from going out last night |
| He pulled off perpetual inflation. They should have immediately raised rates to crush inflation and rip off the bandaid. Instead here we are 6 years later and everything is constantly sold out and prices are getting more insane by the day. |
| Sandisk is fucking not real wtf |
| ADVANCED MONEY DESTROYER |
| True story: I’m from a long line of backwoods retards and my grandfather used to slather his diabetic sores with colloidal silver as a folk remedy. \n\nI just know he’s looking down from Heaven confused about how his retard grandson ruined his life betting on fake silver on the internet. |
| I heard this in Sean Connery voice |
| https://preview.redd.it/640xefgfvhgg1.png?width=1384&format=png&auto=webp&s=01bee6b07fe320670d6e1a9074ed3cfeecdb1f6c\n\nViva La Vida - Coldplay |
| Fridays aren't the same with 0DTEs on Mondays and Wednesdays too. |
| If amd winds its way back down to $190-$200 its fullport |
| If my average wasnt so low i probably wouldve taken profit |
| https://preview.redd.it/yp1u1qvfvhgg1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8702f444089c4c4e1cc056d7e353aca61091ab9e\n\nFred chair |
| 3 wks ago i liquidated my silver futes and bought SLV. I’ve been watching, waiting, every night to for a sign to short. Then I met her. |
| we're getting rick rolled huh |
| Those crypto boys about to show up to the family gathering like the Undertaker. Hopefully you didn't trash them too hard |
| Only if u hate $$$ |
| where we're going, we won't need p/e |
| “Risk”\n\nUnheard of word tbh |
| Fuck yeah, papyrus font on erythang |
| The sun’s coming up, but I’m still a werewolf\n\nHuh, how about that |
| No I'm saying I see it at a whole new level with people who normally never follow markets. |
| I bought at 157-159 just to get rug pulled -6% in a day. Now I’m fucking forced to hold through earnings which will tank. Suicide is on the table |
| AMD…why’s it dumping? |
| Okay Sean |
| earnings |
| He’s seen as a bit of a hawk, is a strong critic of QE & PPI came in hot, so near term rate cuts are less likely, and fiscal expansion looking in doubt? |
| Good luck |
| In total cost basis, about 1/6th of my ROTH |
| That’s a stretch |
| Definitely oversold. A gift for sure. It’s going to do same thing that META did for a while and probably range trade $400-420. Love to accumulate at these values. |
| 🥰🫦 |
| CLSK calls |
| Don’t forget about post loss retard |
| or copper LOL |
| Nvm just woke up I guess it’s done |
| SLV will drop on market open and SPY will follow |
| No but his brain has been donated to neuralink, they are going to train on it. I know because I bought the remaining carcass to sell it to the heavy metal industry. |
| Stop pretending it's not a casino |
| Robbery, or just an iou that's paid as little as possible |
| AAPL plz wake up its time to go |
| Anybody willing to take this job from modern day 🥭 is a sycophant who knows exactly what they are getting into |
| Obviously they didn't specify when asking what kind of blow up |
| sell everything, cut your losses |
| someone is out there down 20% on SLV shares LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO |
| I'm only here when I'm unemployed which seems like a dumb idea tbf |
| What the fuck does “ in the next year “ mean |
| The tension on squawk on the street rn lmao |
| That for sure, even with unrealistic hypergrowth assumptions like +100% a year, Palantir’s valuation would still be stretched, all the other comments roasting me makes me think im seeing things |
| I would like another yummy scrumptious market tank at open again please! |
| He’s not even relevant on the left any longer. Nothing burger |
| Alright I’m starting to hear saxophones |
| Fed staff really disliked him when he left after 2008, apparently. \n\nwho knows |
| If this is the guy I’ve heard of, an economist on a podcast I listen to said it would literally be better to pick some dude at random off the street. Cool |
| When it goes up it must come down |
| married to Lauder heir. Related to one of Republicans largest donors and Trump classmate. Leaps on EL J/K |
| Apparently someone bought 16k 1/30 SMCI $35.5 calls. According to a post in Schwab. |
| Only if you want to lose money. It could go down, but my guess is dips are bought. |
| What he says and what he does may be two different things |
| It's almost like a 10% a day pump isn't sustainable for metal, go figure... |
| SLV_Gaped_Me |
| Fuck it!\n Im bringing back single strap backpacks |
| A value investment then surely. Good job as overnight I became a long term investor |
| What’s the 0dte yolo play this morning? |
| It will all get very muddy when it's XGrokXTeslaXSpaceX. No one would be able to tell the fundamentals even if they bother and hype driven growth will continue on. |
| Really wish i closed those spreads yesterday. Gay. |
| Have you been bearish on MU or SNDK? Why? |
| Explaining this to a person in the 1700s would be an amusing conversation. |
| The person has to be confirmed by the US Senate |
| Bro missed the last 6 months |
| The second Warsh says anything hawkish we’re all going to be wondering why Obama appointed this moron |
| Love the Sopranos |
| We were green pre market yesterday and then dumped 1% immediately sooo |
| what made the play on META ? |
| So is SPY |
| These 70 year old men on CNBC are supposed to be experts. They sound like fucking junior college students |
| I did some DD and I am in. I feel like this might be hyped up to insane levels at some point in the future. |
| In 2006 shitty high school in a bad neighborhood we had a civics class where we have to pretend to be investors. We made groups and chose what to pretend to invest in. \n\n\nMy group didn't give a shit, so I become the leader. I invested in stocks based letter combinations I thought were funny. \n\n\nOur group won and we 10x the original value. The teacher asked how did we do it, and I said "we were just fucking around."\n\n\nNothing has changed. I'm still a winner. Up 45% this year. |
| Red-hot silver is 'almost guaranteed' to plunge 50% in the next year, JPMorgan's former quant chief says |
| I sold my put ending today two days ago! Noooo |
| Fed has a mini army of researchers and economists.\n\nThe Fed system has almost 25,000 employees.\n\nThey'll throw so much data and reasons Warsh should ramp up the 💵 🖨️, after only a few weeks his head will be spinning. \n\nIf 🫵 are a retard ber with some secret fantasy that Warsh is going to be the next Volcker, you will get blown up and lose a lot of gains. |
| how much man |
| I guess the guy shorting silver was so regarded after all |
| Rip to the regard whom started trading precious metals yesterday by yoloing in silver |
| DRILLING DAY , bulls did you bring lube? |
| Gold still up like 18% for January lol. Just a healthy correction for this weeks pop. Fundamentals haven't changed. |
| Lmao the fucking pump if it’s announced to be a dove instead of warsh would rip your fucking sack off during g-force |
| Its blowing up right now |
| Dno, but seems bad |
| To curb speculation. Also halted oil trading. But only for 1 day. They are weird that way.\n\nBut I dont think that is enough for today's crash. It def has to do with Fed Chair pick. |
| NONE TALKS ABOUT OUR BELOVED PEPE EMOJIS ANYMORE!\n\nSHAME |
| Jim Cramer for department of war next please |
| Why don't you believe in magic? Who hurt you? |
| Sold my gold chain and ring at the top actually now holy shit I’m Jewstradamus |
| ♾️ |
| Crwv puts are to cheap not to gamble |
| Short sandisk? |
| Yeah going balls deep in calls at 170 was not the move |
| His voting base has no idea who these people are, nor do they care. The genius Trump appointed him so he must be Making America Great Again. |
| Id be surprised if there was more than one question during this vetting process: how do you feel about gargling orange balls. |
| Warsh doesn’t seem that bad, and Fed chairman does not dictate rates |
| It is actually blowing up right now\n\nWhat are you talking about |
| My life either ends or begins in 21 mins |
| Check out the last time we had a career Wall Street banker as fed chair |
| Silver what a scam. They got me |
| He could've broke even or taken a smaller loss if he held his position. |
| Tyrone Powell |
| Wow Silver falling like hot shit after taco tuesday |
| silver missed earnings top and bottom |
| Yes |
| That was during his first term when he was just taking recommendations from the people around him. Since then he has openly said he regrets not prioritizing loyalty. Look at the current cabinet members, they’re all stooges. Listen to the way they glaze him and have no independence. In the first term they were all neocons who were constantly defying and obstructing him. He’s running things differently now |
| Yea if you want to get fucked |
| Buying miles of rope at Home Depot for tomorrow. Buy calls on them. |
| We had inflation post-Covid when the government gave out free money, but a decade of very low inflation before that. |
| Wtf is happening to AMD? |
| Why did AMD just knife |
| Cramer full on deep throating mode. |
| Open the casino\n\nDo it quickly |
| 😂 |
| Is that a yes? 😏 |
| This is the kind of big brained idea that I'm here for. |
| What could be Warsh? |
| Sooo wait the new fed is hawkish so we aren’t getting any cuts lmao |
| Silvers fate will not be determined today or very probably. |
| Who is he nominating to sit on him? |
| EU isolated from Iran? What is bro waffling about lmao |
| I'm never listening to you fuck tards ever again who tf said SLV was going to blow up |
| no kidding |
| retard take |
| Thursday night |
| Lmfao |
| its because I bought |
| WDC is +3% at least, be glad it didn't pull a MSFT |
| man with the silver teeth |
| I didn't find any tickers for whatever the hell you just typed. |
| The president should have nominated Jim Cramer, he’s doing a pretty good job right now slobbing on 🥭’s knob |
| next time pull it out 1st |
| Maybe! We will see! I know he is still running it for the next few months |
| This merger could potentially be worth 3T. 8T is 10% a year for next 10 years from that, not that crazy considering the Elon effect, if people keep buying into the hype machine |
| Lol my port is 50% |
| I'm going to set the over/under at 10 days for 🥭 to criticize Warsh |
| Did Cramer recommend amd again? This fucking asshole |
| Forward PE is just 14 |
| he said he doesn't want real estate to be more affordable. he wants the prices to rise. That means he is looking to do a Hotel, or re-finance his own high interest crap loans. This is all to benefit his company the he says is being run by Beavis and Butthead |
| What are you gonna do tomorrow? |
| So, calls? |
| AMD never had the makings of a varsity AI stock |
| Yes that’s right, there was no inflation. lol |
| I havent been here since Q2 2025, what are you monkeys up to |
| Leave Britney alone! |
| Thats it im making a new digital silver based on the block chain. It will be immune to such manipulation |
Will always remember JPOW for his famous declaration that "inflation during the summer of 2021 was temporary" after it jumped 5% in May 2021, the largest increase in 13 years.\n\n Fed's Powell says high inflation temporary, will 'wane' Federal Reserve Chair Jerome Powell said Tuesday that he expects recent price spikes will soon subside and reduce inflation to a sustainable level. apnews.com |
| I miss that white man with a black name, Jerome Powell |
| Setting up to rug retail |
| I think their ER will be a huge beat but could get priced in on this massive run-up by then. Forward p/e ratio still screams undervalued so I won’t be surprised if MU hits at least $700+ this year |
| concept of a market |
| SLV filing for bankruptcy as we speak |
| I hope J-Pow exercises his option to stay on as a governor for the extra 2 years. I certainly like his conservative approach to interest rate cutting and the fact that he is more than willing to stand up to POTUS and do what he thinks is right, despite the pressure from above. He could hopefully be a moderating influnce even after he is no longer chair. |
| 50,000 |
| If you're buying GLD then you're buying physical gold. |
| AMD dumped to -4% |
| lol |
| I wouldn’t bet against memory right now. |
| Only $149 for me |
| Not down, I never had any intention of actually holding/owning stocks, but the fucker kept going straight up. \n\nGambling is the way, not holding granny stocks. |
| should they not |
| you should try the *cabbage*👄 |
| Alright I have decided to not even open my portfolio today. Jesus take the wheel |
| Warsh is an interesting pick. I was expecting a sycophant, time will tell. Smart guy, good on paper. |
| People selling AMD to buy Sandick at ATH, oh boy lol |
| Yes shiny metals and all, but wtf about this Sandisk bullshit? |
| Werewolves won |
| Do I buy the SLV dip? Avg is $100 currently 😭 |
| The risk drops dramatically basically. But if the stock goes down, you still lose |
| THE CASINO OPENS AT 9:30 |
| More like it's dumping hard bc it's been making UNSUSTAINABLE pumps? |
| Put several G into metal ETFs at the open yesterday... so I can now move up on the regarded leader board. |
| So when we get a different party POTUS next go around and then DJT gets a third term, will he dislike this fed chair pick? |
| Still calls |
| Silver n Gold bois in denial. It’s over broski, finished, financialized, converted into shiny shitcoin |
| What's the P/E of SLV? |
| Because the US has allies and is an ally to many, dipshit. |
| GUHold |
| Eating chairs sounds like it would be bad for your teeth. |
| Will go back to $3.5 k by eoy |
| Invading Iran is a nothing burger. Invading Greenland or Alberta is the bigger deal |
| You are a fucking millionaire |
| Funny how we know the same guy |
| I’m going to sell all shares today and get out of this dead stock |
| SNDK 0dte puts at open? Premiums are Wild |
| They really out here just saying nah fuck you gamestore |
| Now I'm regretting melting down my silver buttplug. |
| NBIS pls pull a sandick 🙁 |
| It’s not. Read the news “China halts trading in 5 silver and oil funds to limit risk amid volatility” |
| I am honored to witness this global margin call on SLV with you, bros \n\nCould pump ..... probs will not pump..... |
| He said "dollar strong no weak" |
| just as i predicted. thank you |
| J pow better stay on as governor as fuck you to 🥭 |
| FREAK THE FUCK OUT AND PANIC SELL YOUR MINERALS. RUN TO MEMORY RAM STOCKS |
| Not hopium, mathematical certainty at current trajectory unless it changes obviously. It’s a solid bet. Just keep eject button at ready. |
| >A late show of support for BlackRock executive Rick Rieder failed amid concerns over the bond-market veteran’s donations to leading Democrats and Trump’s Republican rival Nikki Haley.\n\n>Warsh built up his contacts on Wall Street in 2008, when he acted as the conduit between Fed officials and investors, helping to steer the central bank’s response to one of the most severe crises since the Great Depression.\n\n>He has since criticised elements of that response, arguing that the Fed’s balance sheet became bloated following vast bond-buying sprees under successive quantitative easing programmes.\n\n>Warsh shares Bessent’s view that the Fed has strayed beyond its original remit, becoming too powerful and taking actions that blur the lines between monetary policy and fiscal policy.\n\n>If he is confirmed by the Senate, Warsh will assume the top position at a central bank divided over whether to prioritise fighting persistently high inflation or seeking to bolster a faltering jobs market.\n\n>The Fed cut rates three times in 2025, bringing US borrowing costs to a three-year low. However, officials at the central bank kept borrowing costs on hold this week and have offered starkly differing assessments on the path of monetary policy in 2026.\n\n>Stephen Miran, a Trump ally who joined the Fed in September, has said rates should be far lower, arguing that “phantom inflation” caused by housing prices and other measures is distorting the central bank’s decisions.\n\n>Two of the regional Fed presidents who sit on the central bank’s rate-setting board — Lorie Logan, of the Dallas Fed, and her counterpart in Cleveland, Beth Hammack — have forcefully objected to further rate cuts.\n\n>The challenge facing the Fed deepened this month after US prosecutors launched a criminal investigation into Powell over a $2.5bn renovation of the central bank’s headquarters. \n\n>The probe drew a sharp rebuke from Powell, who said it was part of a series of threats from the White House intended to curb the Fed’s independence to set interest rates. \n\n>A backlash in the Senate against the probe, including from Republicans on the influential banking committee, could complicate the former Fed governor’s nomination.\n\n>Some Republican Senators, led by North Carolina’s Thom Tillis, have said they will refuse to advance Trump’s pick until the Department of Justice drops its investigation of Powell.\n\n>However Warsh has relatively strong contacts on Capitol Hill and support from traditional Republican lawmakers from his past stint on the Fed board, which could help him win approval.\n\n>Warsh’s capacity to reform the Fed could also be threatened by Powell’s decision on whether to stay on the board until his term as a governor ends in January 2028. The Supreme Court’s looming decision on whether to allow Trump to fire governor Lisa Cook will also be a crucial moment in shaping the future of the central bank. |
| “Faruk Y’alpay when I’m done with you” |
| nice, at least advanced money destroyer remains true to its name! |
| What will be worth more this dollar or this nft??? |
| Calls or puts? |
| >My wife's boyfriend was kind enough, so here ya go. \n \nDonald Trump has said he will nominate Kevin Warsh as Federal Reserve chair, backing a well-known policymaker to run the US central bank at a time when it is facing one of the most severe tests of its independence.\n\n>Warsh, a former Fed governor, will succeed Jay Powell when his term as Fed chair ends in May, subject to Senate approval.\n\n>The Stanford academic and partner at billionaire investor Stanley Druckenmiller’s family office is well regarded on Wall Street and his nomination will ease worries about the president’s relentless pressure campaign to force the Fed to lower borrowing costs.\n\n>Trump’s decision to nominate Warsh caps the most contentious race to head the world’s most important central bank in recent memory. It comes at a time when economic growth is strong, but inflation remains elevated and the jobs market is showing signs of cooling after years of robust hiring. \n\n>Warsh, who served as a Fed governor during the 2008 financial crisis, has echoed Treasury secretary Scott Bessent’s calls for an overhaul of the Fed’s governance, calling for “regime change” at the central bank.\n\n>However, some viewed him as a long shot since his calls to shrink the Fed’s balance sheet could clash with the president’s demands for low rates. Long-term US borrowing costs ticked up after reports on Thursday evening that Trump was preparing to choose Warsh for Fed chair.\n\n>Warsh had already interviewed for the top job once, in 2017, when Trump instead went for Powell, a man he quickly fell out with and has since labelled a “moron” and “stubborn mule” over his reluctance to slash rates. \n\n>Warsh’s candidacy received a boost after bond investors and Wall Street executives voiced concerns that the man who was for a long time his closest rival, White House economist Kevin Hassett, would lower rates indiscriminately\n\n>Jamie Dimon, JPMorgan Chase chief executive, signalled his backing for Warsh, while Citadel’s Ken Griffin warned the president that picking a close ally for the job could hamper the Fed’s ability to fight inflation. |
| 1. I was waiting for this AM to short gold\n\n2. I was waiting for this AM to short silver \n\n3. I was going to short SPX at open. \n\n4. I bought WDC not SNDK.\n\n\nHow much worse can I be? Truly? Everything I’ve been waiting for happened b4 market could open. My fault I guess. |
| Good luck |
| You shouldn't have bought after a 100% run up for one. But you could have also hedged with puts and your losses wouldn't look so bad. |
| Cause Warsh isn’t a moron (like Hassett) and will support the dollar. |
| Rugpull |
| EVERYONE PANIC, GOLD IS ONLY DOWN.... I MEAN UP 17% THIS MONTH |
| Warsh is a hawk |
| I’ve already set up my bj kiosk in the local Applebees bathroom |
| I know theres a guy who bought a 10x bull Silver yesterday. |