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Anytime someone shills on here and says YOLO, put all your money on that.
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ATH by Friday bitches. Here it comes
🤮
Looks like fake gold
Cramer is a clown. Inflation isn’t going anywhere.
Trash, the share creation after the last flight was a dirty move
Gold IPO hitting market today! I love RaNCH dressing!
>U.S. NAVAL SUPPORT ACTIVITY BETHESDA IN MARYLAND SAYS IT IS SHELTERING IN PLACE, CITES BOMB THREAT AND ACTIVE SHOOTER INVESTIGATION -TWEET\n\n^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2021-10-20 ^09:28:56 ^EDT-0400
Lol
You need to look at how stocks react to delisting news.
TSLA might give the dummies a chance to sell calls for a good profit but they won’t and get imploded after earnings 🙃
BB you makin me nervous
Let’s go tlry
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Same 😭
DIS really gonna be flat for 3 days huh
SPY just railed some off the sink before his opening gig
Let’s get dialing them phones boys
Hulkdick
imtoohighforthis
Is the larger market not at all concerned with china's potential real estate collapse with sinic defaulting today, and evergrande likely to later this week? It certainly doesn't look priced in to any securities yet. And with fear of contagion so high it seems likely that it will spread to international markets. Why are the markets so slow to react to china's '08?
Don’t forget I gave you the idea. Spell my name right on the check you send me.
Hahahaha love it!!
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This SPY pump looks fake as fuck. Sell your calls at open and take profit, don’t be left holding the bag.
who is ready for 6th days in a row? or maybe red this time who knows?
No fuckin mongolian time of course central time!
$GME TO 200 eow i’m calling it
I was being a bit facetious about everything always being priced in already when I joked about Evergrande. There was obviously a reaction, but then jpow went brrrr
2 minutes to open.
See SPOT run. Run SPOT run!
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About to roll these SPY calls out one more time. Then I’m done. Maybe.
I’m up to 142 ounces. Keep selling it to me!
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He did that last year and a lot of us wouldnt be millionaires without him. Jerome is the goat.
Why would delisting be bullish? The point is it isn’t bearish. What’s bullish is it’s the largest fastest growing most profitable company in the world.
Me hearing vz blew earnings and then go to check on Robinhood still 52
I like it very solid long term plan
It’s edc week in Vegas
Checking my CLOV savings account: No, it does not move.
you show me a paycheck for $444k and ill quit my job and come work for you.
Har..correct. Rosie Palmer....
At this point they owe me lots of 🌲 and I don't smoke 😆
Tell your boss you have anal glaucoma.
Do I just take the day trade hit and buy more 449 calls in SPY for today???
Probably, but the top can be 100k. Although that may only last 5 minutes.
3 minutes im SO EXICTIEDED
🤡😂🤡
SPY $3 away from ATH pre market holy fucking shit, we are ripping today
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Im thinking its a sideways kinda day
What a bearish response. Wait are you FUD.
Hit a google, saw nothing.
It'd be great if they'd be able to secure their share price to at least $25
Just make enough money in the casino and buy a new girlfriend.
Think it’ll have to come to that if my stocks don’t fly today 😂
Even worse
Meh. The US government is more anti business than the CCP.
Yeah. If they get rid of payment for order flow I am going long Penn and DKNG.
Boys, girls and gay squirrels, now's your chance to hop on BB before today's run.
Which isn't bullish, which is my whole point.
She’s gonna divorce your ass once her account is 3x yours.
Major college enrollment is dropping, if anything we’ll see a surge in trades?
Guess I need to pull my bootstraps up and start a deli then do a public offering so I can get it valued at 5 billion 🤡🤡🤡
I need the most obvious play for calls right now, cause whatever it is I’m going to short it. I need to start inversing what I used to do and I will be rich
This is gonna blow up. Time to sit back and feel great!
If you ever check the currency exchange rate, US is so weak due to unlimited printing. China tried to weaken yuan but lost to US $.
Ya lemme just go spend 1k for a piece of metal
Lmao fuck that
Let’s see the price action today
💪
Nice.
Me too.. I'm stuck in the negative and can't gift them my hard earned money
Glad to help.
of course i sold fb yesterday and bought aapl 🤡🤡🤦🏻‍♂️
Jokes on me I know, I’ll tell her I have to go in exactly 3 minutes 😁
Come on Ford. New upgrade and new PT of $20!\n\nLet's do this!
> You're not buying it, I'm selling it.
I heard Musk started with nothing too.
Same.
Did you stop watching at 4:01?
Sounds like we’re mooning this shit.
One massive reason to be bearish: CCP
It's called Ivanka trust.
Nice let’s hit 15 today
Nice play. Pre market isn’t too promising but hopefully will rip at power hour
Shrewd play mofo.
Uh ok. Why would I want to buy it though?
I just want to come in here and see how BB is going parabolic all day.
BB and TLRY are gonna blow up today. Be ready, and HOLD
BABA MSFT SPY CALLS
There are much more retarded things to bet on than this. Spotify due for a run and you’re right a lot of anticipated music dropped
Wtf is this. This doesn’t belong on wsb
TLRY gang wya
That’s actually pretty cooL! Not that I would ever wear it.
Pullback was at 5.25 or something like that. I can't see it dropping that low again. Maybe 10.00 where it's been resting for a while
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Well the market is retarded so it probably saw a kid in a costume and thought it was a real werewolf
I think imma go with qqq and tqqq calls for next week, big tech earnings coming up hopefully it pumps up the market
For one, women don't yolo. Women are more risk-sensitive than men (neuroticism at work), so they're typically more conservative with those kinds of situations.\n\nThey are typically better at managing asset distribution, rather than creating wealth through them.\n\nBut, that ironically is why they can make money in the market. They're focused on keeping their money more than risking it. But, that also mean they take longer to make money, because men take more risks that give huge rewards.
I agree that $200/barrel is unlikely. But well run oil & gas companies are already printing money at these prices and any additional increase just makes the mountain of cash production grow.
The gaps in SPY chart big as Michael Strahan teeth
All the best to him. If tsla disappoints then I’d say he’s pretty safe, not looking good for him so far, though.
Some of my more dumb friends have been telling me to invest in corn… guess the top is almost in?
🤞😖🤞
Peloton going to work today as expected! $94 is technically possible\n\nhttps://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/qb89rl/daily_discussion_thread_for_october_19_2021/hh9ujt5?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3
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Delisting is the biggest nothingburger ever. It would just trade OTC.
Nice. I was actually looking for "you're a douchebag" comments tbh lol. Have a good one!.
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forecast and is at ath
She’s trained you, she knows you answer because this is “your” routine….
Why?
Lmfao. If every person in WSB bought only one ounce of platinum the commodity would go parabolic. They can only mine 7 million ounces a year. It’s a critical element to the auto industry.
Dump her
X1 was a good phone, no doubt about it.
>\tbe anon\n\n>\tbe a woman
Bro *I'm* from Ohio too, and corn and potatoes aren't actually vegetables.
People want a gummer until they actually get one. It’s nasty af. I had a girlfriend with false teeth, she would get drunk and forget where she put her teeth. The first time she did a gummer on me it was so disgusting I helped her find her teeth.
It’s like the banks you jut have to hope you don’t get ducked\nMem
Ew
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Sell the news. Idk why people are still shocked Netflix dropped after earnings
Haha stock is literally afraid of the color green
> I'm not going to cut my losses. I am a risk taker and I like taking risks
Cosplaying as a 🌈 🐻 today wish me luck
A guy trying to roleplay as a girl on 4chan
Keep downvoting me while WISH goes up. LOL.\n\nThanks - its working!!!\n\nIs this all I have to do to make the price go up?
talking about me?
One may never know
https://www.reuters.com/world/us/democratic-divide-over-spending-priorities-tests-bidens-deal-making-skills-2021-10-19/\n\n$460C 10/22
Good point, how about threatening to delist the stock? Wouldn't affect regular business at all.
He said fuck off europoor
Why does my fucking gf love to call me 5minutes before open when I’m trying to chain smoke and check 100 stocks pre market movements
I went cash gang in Jan 2020 and rebought in April. This market isn’t healthy. I’ll risk missing out on a few gains to make a bunch
You screwed now
Praising a boomer who won't be around to see the repercussions of their decisions. Yeah, real hero.
It took the blue pill so of course it's spiking.
I watched Squid Game last night and let them know it sucks
Alexa play Can We Go Up by Paper Diamond
BITO options or nah?
Why did Netflix beat earnings but drop?!?!?! 😳
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That buying power tells me everything I need to know
He still has a time frame
The market only goes up\n\n![img](emote|t5_2th52|4263)
#Entire weed sector is green rn so TLRY will be up BIGLY no pun intended
It’s going to be surprisingly warm today, last good day for sun, cycle ride, and morning coffee shit posting. \n\nThen the race home before my bowels excrete down my legs.
Square is going to fly today boys
I’ve been spending 10k-25k a month on Baba for 3+ years now. Shits crazy. Can’t imagine being bearish on this company. Every single one of my millions of competitors is doing the same thing. That’s why they’re the most profitable company in the world.
Chipotle going to kill earnings and save the stonk market from itself 🤪
CRSR don’t want none of the green
I am sure it takes a good bit of time to compile all of this. Thank you for sharing it with others.
It's true. We'll only have Cathy Wood to signal from her buys that we should sell
Apes.
They only mine 7 million ounces a year. It’s a critical element.
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You will be cash gang for 5 years, missing big gains. Bond tapering is nothing when you can replace it with stock buybacks. Now when they raise rates a total of 75 basis points , that’s when you go cash gang
Why is it that every time I find someone saying something completely unhinged on another subreddit, I look at their profile and they're an avid participant in the ape subreddit? Coincidence?
Just announced Mexico’s senate to take vote in couple weeks! Huge opportunity for Tilray and all Canadian companies
6 minute till showtime! Places everyone! Places! Good luck out there!
Market valuations can’t be held
PLS I BEG YOU CRSR
Country boys make do
People who actually read the report have spoken up so they've gone back to their hidy hole.
Cheers, MRO GO-BABY-GO
But i can’t play poker online anymore
Everything on this sub belongs in r/cringetopia
Probably pressure from publishers and rights holders
Daily reminder to not forget that post nut clarity before you make your trade.
Lmao like who upvotes this shit
This is exactly what I’m worried about
How?
And you are? Someone that wants to lose money against a personal long position. Not bright!
GUHHHHH
Up
that....is probably true.
Will baba moon 6%?
Calls on rouge? Any good make up companies out there?
So does that mean Wlamart are infringing the patent? I thought you couldn't patent an idea? Using multiple reference points to identify a geolocation and using another set subsequently to determine the difference in positions? I hope I'm missing something here - is that patentable? How will knowing how far a truck has travelled serve as an early warning sysytem for punctures ffs? Like the guy above says, "It's been theoretically possible to track all this stuff on paper". Sure it has, and now someone's bothering to do it.\n\nBut keep up the pump apes.
Dont forget to bring a towel
Says the guy who linked a removed comment, recycles others' comments and then calls others childish ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271) yeah, you've made all the right choices to get here.
puts. average down if they go up.
What is a femanon? I saw the word in /r/greentext and got confused.
Looks like I’ll be bag-holding NFLX for a while, at least I can leverage up the position and go on margin 🤡
Go ahead buy puts. Don’t come back complaining you lost it all.
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You know those people didn't actually die right?
Are you my roommate?\n\nI hear that every fucking night
The market is feeling a bit spooked :(\nI might pull out of my Tesla calls after seeing what happened to Netflix
By meme stock do you mean heavily shorted security? That money they paid me for holding those shares didn't feel like a meme.
Right on, XOM is the big dog of Oil & Gas and it also a solid play.
Bro I’m from Ohio
How many calls did you sell?
BB/CLF
NFLX going to 615
Which is flipped when supply chain isnt an issue. Adaptation costs a ton of time and money. You could be in the middle of changing your strategy just to find out supply chain got itself sorted already.
If I add my house value in then we are a little closer but you’re still doing better than me. I just added some of my principle to that total, not the total value. Removed liabilities meaning remaining balance. Owe around 400k on a 2.5% interest loan. No debts personal debts. Principle paid is around 100k give or take a few thousand more. So actual cash assets around $320,000\n\nIf I add my home equity since I bought I’m probably closer to $500,000
Same as BB. Up big time
This b***** sold Tesla stock weeks ago as rebalancing🤪
Where can I buy this?
Good luck out there today men. I’ve already accepted my fate. 👨‍✈️
RIP Netflix call and poot holders. IV going to crush y’all. \nTSLA - $6.70 for a 5% move by Friday . Don’t make the same mistake on Tesla earnings.
What about girls(males)?
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Solid buyout opportunity
this is terrible advice.
And I cry everytime I masturbate. Doesn't mean its not fun though.
What always happens. Good numbers and next day sink like a stone
I'm 34 and well over 1.1 mil in assets. House worth 700k+ so that don't impress me much.
TLRY predictions EOD, go👇👇👇
YOLO and SNDL here
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jimmy fukked up lmao hit one for me jim
Fuck off Europoor
There’s loads of them on TikTok. The issue there is they look like Yanet, so I end up turning the sound off and blasting rope while they point at candles.
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Say you're having diarrhea. No one questions that
Currently, the analyst consensus on Tilray is a Hold with an average price target of $14.72, implying a 44.7% upside from current levels. In a report issued on August 19, Cantor Fitzgerald also reiterated a Buy rating on the stock with a $19.00 price target. ⬅️\n\nThat was just on Google finance I I can't believe they think it won't pass the 60.00 dollar mark like before 19 seem very low\n\nAm I wrong?
go for it, it will either go up or go down. this way one of us will take profit.
Crime.
This is great advice, since it's currently fall of 2019
😂😂😂
Covid symptoms should work. They can't question it
20x leverage on sp500 suffice the spy calls?
Looks like they're gonna keep on waiting 🤣
Maybe you shouldn’t.
PTON LEGGOOO
You’re a poet 👨‍🎨
Really? Wow. You're a perfect example to show what a pawn is.
Netflix calls juicy?
There was general under-investment in things like steel and oil, and I assume other commodities, over the past decade in favor of tech. I would say there was probably not enough training in those fields either so now we have a skilled manual labor shortage.
Except big businesses are hurting. They just have the cash to stay afloat. Six months ago I couldn't even get black drip coffee at Starbucks and half their menu was unavailable. Ford lost what, 30% revenue thanks to the chip shortage? You just dont see it because they have the cash flow to deal with shortages while small businesses goes under.\n\nI dont think the government has the capacity to put in safety blankets for supply chain. Almost every business has a supply chain. How distribution of those resources is handled would literally be it's own supply chain. Personally I feel like it would be a colossal mess with billions wasted in dead money when supply chain isnt an issue.\n\nAutomation is the future. Some companies are already integrating automated services like Walmart and Amazon. Its extremely expensive though, so only those with a massively green bottom line can play around with it.
What’s the play at open?
Cigarettes and coffee are natures laxatives
It’ll pop
I have 200 as well. We are same bro
It's pipsqueak young one
Both equally 🌈
Jerome is much more than a hero.
NEW news early this morning: TLRY Tilray Signs Distribution Agreement With Great North Distributors for Adult-Use Cannabis Sales Across Canada.
MVIS at 9.5 you say? 🤔
memes are so fucking manipulated lol. People on here complaining about the market being rigged but they keep playing the most rigged games out there.
I’m buying more BB today. Fuck em alllll.
Nah 200 shares at 42
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Me and yo momma shopping at alibaba ✔️
#CRSR GO UP TODAY
Real teeth. Fake straight.
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Or maybe eat some fuckin vegetables 😂
Stop buying puts and go cash gang. You will need ammo later to buy when this house of cards comes down
BB wtf my man
The People FUDing BB are the god damn worst
Now all we need is a bear brain getting attached to the human… manbearpig inbound.
Who are U the WISH police???
You all shit on Cramer, but you know we’ll be holding a coffin dance funeral for him when all is said and done.
Wasn’t Netflix up 5% AH yesterday. Wtf happened?
So what are you gunna do. Cry?
Fisting your dad has never been so fun!
yo, im watching it right now, he's very good at explaining it thankyou.
Meanwhile I thought it looks dope
I thought trading was betting if a stock goes up or down? Isn’t that gambling?
TSLA
They don’t want the filthy commoners getting their hands on GOOG shares
Imagining this was better the second time around.
Exposed to Covid.
y'know I appreciate that Jim Cramer is so wacky, whimsical, and well... *mad*
Kids are sick
not sure how to play option yet, but its on my list to learn
Famed investor Tudor wants everyone to panic sell everything due to inflation and wants everyone to know he doesnt own shorts and puts....but he really wants and needs everyone to panic sell
it will be pain in ass to find any steakhouse which is not 50 km radius from nearest library or casino.
Buy bear stearns ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)
TLRY at open
Lol salesforce crashed
I kind of want to go calls
POWER LEVEL OVER 900,000!
Who cares! Go ahead and cut off your nose to spite your face.\n\nBeat it!
There is no reason for anyone to consume a "daily use" laxative. If you can't get it done with gas station coffee then you need to go to the doctor.
Alright we getting SPY calls or puts?
some people wanna grab this last chance to drop the bags.
Can the stock market try to bore me? Yes, yes it can. Will he? No, no he will not.
He ded
Shit you buying calls?
*RRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!1!!1!*\n\n. *🇺🇲SPY2024🇺🇸* .
I have to alternate between HolaVPN and NordVPN. Amazon Prime is horrible with that shit on their tv app, any other device and they don’t say shit.
When split
Tasteless, I like it! 🦍🦍🦍
Ban that guy from Reddit honestly fuck ‘em
I have been buying puts on a few bubbles and making money but nothing like I was. Waiting to see this market fall before going in
All the better for giving gummers
I actually sold the bottom lol. Like I don’t even know when to buy back in lol.
No…. I’m just trying to show you how retarded you sound with your childish insults, lol.
Cause most women don’t get into it, whereas most men do, so only the elite women are investing and yeah they outperform the masses of average men.
Idk one female irl or in YouTube that does stocks of any kind lol
If SPY breaks ATH this week then POTUS gets a new nickname. It’s Big Dick Biden season
they still are running them, there was an article complaining no one wants to pick veg for £30/hr. Ignoring the fact that it's 12 hours shifts starting at 7am 6 days a week
Yeah I’m definitely too late for this week and I know as soon as I get in, it’s gonna tank.
What just happened to Cramer? Lmao
I mean, Christ, when you put it like that, you make it feel so empty!
I had some $11 calls that expired worthless October 15
BITO to $50 eod
Not even true.\n\nThe past 4 days were green. That's ome long bull trap.\n\nLooking for a correction before ath. Fuck off bear
We don’t have the balls but also yes
GOOG let’s get that pump today 🤑
👀👀
I'd be glad if he could declare that more often. My oil related shares went over their pre covid value like a couple of weeks ago and keep going up. \n\nPartly because OPEP+ decided to make petrol prices rise, partly because all of them are energy company and invested in other energy sources...
Looking green. Sold 10/22 weekly yesterday for 150% profit
What are you rambling about?
Not like I have anything else going on in my life that provides any meaning for me
Are we on the same market?
All hail the retard emperor
I didn’t know ponderosas still existed
Find all those gems for that thieves guild quest
Put some fucking lotion on my dude
Thoughts on Salesforce near term, aka CRM go!
lmao 26000 shares at 11.55 for BB\n\nThey really don't want this to rise
Why is everyone being so nasty!
Steve Buschemi knew.
Do females do better than males in options yoloing? I have read articles they do better to recover too, wonder why.
Sold puts in September, bought to to close in October...
Tendie Lord,\n\nGrant me the courage to buy the FDs that will\nIncrease in value, the balls to sell short those that will expire worthless and the autism to know the difference.\n\nAmen.
$350 steak dinner.
Again, it's fucking ornamental gourds! Jezuz we have some stupid fuckers in this sub.
I’m sorry you don’t understand basic trading terms then
I was hoping for a pullback this morning. I wanted to get some good positions too.
Papa luvs BaBa
Real estate is only 17%
Read an analyst's report that said it will correct once it reaches 180. He's right 7/10 times.
So yesterday was a bull trap? Ya don’t say 🤔
Who sells better snake oil ?
I remember earlier this year that everything was fine. Idk what their problem is. I'm still paying them either way
Cramer has sniffed absolutely way too much cocaine this morning lol
Absolute madlad
The cost isn't really in production. Its mainly R&D. Although I agree that the plant should be in US since us tax payers supported the R&D.
Personal day. Any questions tell them fuck off
The entry point was the entire month of September. Were you in a coma?
Let me guess, real estate is a big part ? My house went from 120 to 220 in 3 years 🤣
going to rip your fake teeth out
I have no $BABA position retard. If you can't read more than one sentence it doesn't mean the OP is short.
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Imagine being so mentally ill that you could conclude something like Ryan Cohen giving a thumbs up as some 8D master chess move to expose the 8 trillion shorts to make you and all other 650k subscribers into billionaires.
Lost my ass on it a few months ago. Pass
Top of the mornin’
Meanwhile, im 35 and have 1300 to my name.
USA can’t sanction BABA, every business in the country would be productless.
quit you pussy
Some morning ego stroke ?
Cramer actually lost it?
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You have shit your pants it's everywhere
That's a lot.
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get more free vaccines
Central time?
Calls on his turnover and rebound
Your comment makes no sense
They are losing dollars to save pennies.
Seems like SDC going to rip right at the open $7 calls will print
She will learn our ways soon enough.
Need Tsla Afrm and nvda all up 2% today please Jpow stock lord
If Faber just up and smacked Cramer
I have wish calls and I’m still downvoting you
*$460\n\nBiden’s spending plan coming by EOW
Who’s rolling with QS? It’s TIME FOR SOME ACTION BABY!!!
I’m thinking SPY red at market open and then we’ll have an in for more calls
Dealing with divorce
They crack down on vpn’s about once every 2 months. They were busting my balls daily in September and this whole month it hasn’t said anything.
Thanks for this! You rock for chiming in here to say that. Bigly time appreciate it. 🙂
Can I eat it or YOLO OTM call options on it? No? The get the fuck out, nerd
Like the child from Vivarium.
Gollum level hair growth on that retarded hand. But well done!
Crazy to think I’m 35 years old and hold 420k in assets after liabilities, and cash. Especially given I made under 40k throughout all of my 20s.
PL
Better yet just buy Skyrim when it gets released again and that’ll make you pretty autistic
You say that as it begins to crumble down to 445.
Can they even afford weed there? What are we gonna do sell them $25 zips?
What date and why
Trail stop?
Feels bad. So much missed profit.
I guess you shouldn’t have sold Baba calls
Mutilated penis pussy
hopefully they all blasted off and we never have to see them again
The day will cumith
Set my wife up on webull. She immediately went 3X with her account. Doesnt know that its all down hill from there.
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Mexico been outpacing the USA lately. What happened lol
Spy calls
Gonna be beautiful
Just give us the tickers
Top of the morning gents
I want to call out of work and trade, but I'm out of sick and vacation days, and too many of my relatives have "died" this year. Any ideas fellas?
I really wanted the convenience of just streaming anything. Not anymore apparently
🇳🇱 oven szn
Always weirds me out when market does opposite things. VIX finally drops but futures drop with it while the etfs steadily gain 😅
I can't understand how people find $BABA releasing new chips bullish. That will just give the US an excuse to finally sanction it. They'll simply say they're concerned the CCP and the Chinese military might be using those chips. For me it's bullish short-term because it shows $BABA as a tech badass with all the recent headlines, but long-term it still remains a ticking time bomb.
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400 bucks. Where to put them to get at least 50 bucks. no option plays. I legally cant enter libraries, casinos or play options.
I really think I agree about the Christmas thing. I’m on wish now and it is definitely a very cool app. While yes it does have a lot of junk and counterfeit on it, I see people buying every little thing. 4 people have bought some weird old Chevrolet model car and a lot of the model cars so people are definitely on there buying buying buying. \n\nAlso Amazon is boring and hard to shop on. I can never find anything on there because you have to know what you need first to find it I feel like. With wish it is the opposite. Fun and you did truly cool things. Definitely investing in this my dude
correct. having 'inventory' looks bad on the balance sheets. cfo's hate inventory
Hes not wrong, oil stocks haven't risen with oil prices the same way they have in the past.
She keeps changing it lol. It was at 6k before. She is an idiot her following gets less and less, hoards of sheep are not buying her picks anymore like they did last year and her founds have feen flat lining loool\nWonder what her user name in on here
Spy 454 EOD 🦋🦋🦅🦅
22K is my bet, solid gold means 22k here in jewlery and pure gold is 24k. But anyway if i ever see a retarted ape wearing that ring i will come and kiss it, that is a promise.
I bought my calls last week, before the *2nd* whistle blower, but so far the 4 point moves daily is nice.\n\nTwo more days before IV will get crushed for ER
Shut the rodeo! Open the Battle Royale!
I am gonna trade options today, like everyday, while looking at the beautiful Pacific Ocean from my window.
Sloth gang winning the day so far
I hope so because I’m 548 shares deep at a $15.58 cost average…. Can’t average down for the foreseeable future.
Oh yeah it’s 6… sorry it’s 9 am? I have a SEP IRA so I can put much more. Your normie limits don’t apply to me.
Today is the day I start on the path to becoming rich. Or die trying. I need to escape from this wage life.
Where'd all the apes go? I thought the SEC said they had permission to go to the moon or something. Seems too "normal" in here...
Play Skyrim for 400 hours and gather every unique book in the game to build a vast library in the most expensive house.
**My farts under my blanket smells like a pop tart🤤**
Go wax your knuckles. Jesus what an embarrassment
Anyone touching Nvax
Hope you bought the 225’s
$MAPS is a good bet on the sector in general
Bro you won. Cash out and live a life of fuck you.
$ME volume is pumping
Winnebago $WGO absolutely crushed earnings and I think there’s a ton of upside that hasn’t been priced in so I’m actually going to be adding calls at open. They beat like crazy on almost every metric and there’s only a 2% move up premarket.
I hope BB has an erection too
Marijuana getting legalized in México soon according to Marijuana moment. TLRY to México 🇲🇽
Sell call or put spreads
Open the rodeo
I hope so, I loaded to tits with calls
i certainly don't have an answer, but the reason i don't see it as being an issue that the businesses necessarily need to adapt to since all the big corporations aren't really hurting as far as i can tell.\n\ni'm not saying anything about obsolescence, the main problem is transportation and manufacturing. and like you said since lean and JIT is the ideal for businesses, this problem was inevitable even without the pandemic. and also like you say, companies don't want to move away from that since they will just be cornering themselves out. i feel like it is on the government to look into methods of expanding infrastructure and thus supply chain capacity to avoid these kinds of bottlenecks.\n\nthe only thing i could think of for companies to do that might be in their benefit would be increased automation in transportation and warehousing but i also know literally nothing about any of that and haven't studied enough about this sort of stuff so i'm just rambling basically
AMC GME BB NKLA
Pardon poor English\n\nI poor
You can’t put 7 in your ira either. You are actually a dumbass. This is a waste of time. \n\nGood day.
The best way to fomo. I only fomo options so at least my mistakes expire and I don’t baghold forever and join some stupid cult.
PLUG calls asap
Nah it’s the guy from succession
How can I become more autistic?
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Crayon Jack box\n\nColor:. ....dull retard red...
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FB will continue to run up until its ER on Monday, last 2 days 4 point moves. I expect today the same and Tomm, then it will stop.\n\nSo 345-349 range by EoW, this is retard advice
Just like the retard that was on CNBC talking about UPST and then there was a “connection issue.” ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)
So... I heard some of the guys got a little rowdy at MeetSpace the other night.
All the weed stocks popping!
Contribution limits are the same, there’s no point in having both. It’s not like you can put 7 in each.
Do you think vym could hit $120 by april?
I expect SENS to get FDA approval by eoy and jump jump to 7$ briefly. Could be higher if the upcoming earnings aren't trash.
retard drip 💯
LET’s GO WISH!!! WE’RE TIRED OF THIS SH!T AND NOT GONNA TAKE IT ANYMORE!!!\n\nARE U WITH ME!!!!
Smoking Crack
BABA 11/12 195 calls tempting but I don't trust China.
PLTR before earnings 11/11
You can have both..
So snap is going to 🚀 today right? Right??
What is this number?
We’re do I start from the uk
Probably because of several generations of extra chromosomes in your bloodline
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Sorry sir if it can’t be short squeezed they don’t know notin
imagine giving a fuk about ball skin
Don’t worry about him and enjoy ur cup of ramen.he has 5mill power to buy next dip.
I can’t hear your post.\n\nIt’s breaking up.
I will wait for a pullback to grab some shares
Better than you, that's who I am.\n\nAll my heroes stay dead, so that leaves room for me.
I put my last $500 in GME calls yesterday. Down to $300 today. I think if I work hard and eat right I could have it to $1 by this afternoon.
Holy NVAX butthole
Got my coffee, an erection, and my eyes on BB 🚀
Dow Jones 36000 EOW
TIL another valuable piece of knowledge on r/wallstreetbets
If you know anything about CLF you can say this has played out, lol.
What he said \^\^\^\^
Guys serious question, no bullshit, what do I yolo my 5k into? I need a 10X return
Because a traditional IRA exists.
shut up bro, you're messing with my juju
It better be. I’ve been sitting on my nov calls since last week waiting for it to pop over 260.
VM is SkyNet and it has become self-aware
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Thanks mate tremendous post
Losing $25k is worse than losing $12k.
My dude I’ve been at $15.54 average for months. But I can’t average down because I have to average down on CLNE as well….
My initial comment was directed at the OP. \n\nYou chose not to understand because you're a bag holder. You attempt to say that others are "high" when they rebuttal your dumb investment opinion. You're a typical bag holder.
GME is Boomer now, they are on investing.
So do we!!
It sounds insane. Really insane.
Citadel is evil\n\nThey pump GME a bit, just enough to put what appear to be big green candles on the apes phones but in reality it only moves $1.50 \n\nKeep buying Kenny’s options 🤣
We're my TLRY tards at? Let's go 🚀🚀🚀🚀
What if me? Peepsqueak what you do? Go cry mom?
i did the same... sold my 185s for a 30% gain. I guess I still dont trust BABA enough.
this means the markets going up today\n\nor down.
SNDL is also highly undervalued. Its a bomb ready to explode.
If that was the case, she'd have one company in her portfolio.
thats why i bittorrent everything
Lmao
Puts on underwear
they say an organ implant sometimes can change your character. Wonder if a pig kidney will give you an urge to roll in your own shit.
Imagine if WSB understood rare commodities absolutely critical to an industry… like platinum.
its shit unless you're already a famous artist and in that case the companies will be searching your out and begging for work. It's not a real job
You just spoke it into existence *retard*
Could be a good play if you can lease the space for a decent price and have a solid foundation laid out for your distribution network. Problem is you'll have to expand your logistics to include that warehouse. If logistics becomes a bottleneck (which it has) you could end up back at square one except with an additonal leased space. In the end it comes down to what kind of product you have, style of production, and style of distribution.
Plenty of cash gang on here. Can’t make money on puts so just waiting for a crash
Jim Cramer? He's always the douche
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Expect anything but not a gold right here ha ? here you go...
wtc tho
Fuck Zuck!
Tf? How’s it a trash can account? It’s tax free gains. I’m up over 100k in my ira since inception 5 years ago and I don’t have to pay shit when i take it out. Plus, when I buy my first home, i can take out a fat chunk early and not have to pay taxes. I can also withdraw my contributions at anytime with zero penalty. \n\nThis place really is retarded.
401K yolo in 10/22 $456/$457/$458/$459/$460C call spread is so tempting rn jesus.
Flat days bears and bulls fucked
my trigger finger is itchy now waiting for 8:30 am
Someone tell me why I sold my BABA calls yesterday morning
Ya it boomed too fast.
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It’s alarming how fast you have grown, especially unmonitored, what the fuck is your daddy feeding you?\n\nNo water or food after midnight is the rule.
Nice try. She drives her 2009 corolla here herself
But let’s be real, at least 50% of those trials matured cause people are lazy.
Own a shit ton of fiber and infrastructure. Used to be century link
ME
Germany is going to get three parties ruling, all of which support the legalized sale. \nGermany is a pretty big economy and an example for many other countries. \nIt's a long term hold, but could be worth it. My next investments will probably be Tilray and Canopy
who told me to buy nflx calls? im gonna find you...
Holy shit zero comments from GMEtards so far it's a fucking miracle
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yo, im lookin at this chart and im lookin at these 90 IQ fb posters and I think you have a point. If i get enough upvotes i'll put 50K into FB today
Yes, that’s just her “cousin” dropping her off
That's the best a stoner can do, copy someone else insult. \n\nBravo, stoner, at least nobody can take your dreams away. ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)
According to my TA market open by 9:30
invest in the max ira then invest the rest in warlords
Lol I read your post thinking “hmm this spot sounds interesting but not sure I want to get involved in a new music streaming service when Spotify is so big already”\nYes, I’m retarded
shit |Nostradamus predicted pig and human hybrid. I though it had in mind the Chritine Laggard but looks like it was it.
nkla is the real innovator. tesla is a scam
I've been doing more theta plays, selling puts.. so they were good entry
[Bozo? B O Z O ? You’ve never heard of bozo the clown?!](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_irB0PIN_Ko)
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the ONLY Play today is: ME ..boys (and the two girls that are here)
How much did you have to borrow from your wife's BF for that?
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😂😂😂
wow lot of stocks. I only own 200 shares keeping for the long term when everyone moves back to growth stocks.
I’m going to sit in a windowless space and trade
> I think the past 2 weeks were a correction.
Is it true the judge approved the $2B lawsuit by Nikola against TSLA?
just ripped complete ass, shit smelled terrible
3rd win in a row
What do you think the past 2 weeks were, if not entry points?
Yeah lately he seems to have “reached a plateau”. Whether that’s viewership wise or in his head. He thinks he’s a god and honestly he’s the best comedian I could ever come up with. However. Fuck you Dave. You went away and came back. Was dope. Now you stand on stage ranting about white people and trans. If the jokes are funny there funny. He just had a platform that night imo
If you like clouds BABA
I’m having an independent come over at 9:30am. Then have a flight at 1pm. Life is good bro
Same thing
She’s the new Chamath
Anything that lots of people are passionate about and actually *enjoy* is going to be flooded.
In SPY we trust
It’s a shit career
options on BITO go live today
Weird.\nDidn't notice it that high. Thanks
Netflix trying to block me from using VPN. What the fuck you assholes?
I’ll second this, based on my own experience. With that said, going back to the OPs comment about being bullish on storage space, it should be, in theory a good play. The inventory supply slugs + temporarily increasing safety stock has to go somewhere. Sea containers/trailers are not a financially viable option vs. warehouses.
Sharknado?
What the fuck is wrong with NPCs telling us about their pedestrian lives....\n\nMake sure to like and subscribe for more crucial update on the yogurt flavors I enjoy!
Schizophrenia speaks.
Throwing my account at beaver pelt futures
Unintentionally about 30% cash, been closing out plays from these last 2 kangaroo dips. Waiting for good entries post earnings now.
Not that Powell. We are talking about our prophet not the war profiteers that isn't as shitty as the other war profiteers. Where the fuck do you think you are?
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DD: I think this is going to be a blowout quarter considering all the music that’s been released. We have albums from: Drake, Kanye, JB, and Adele all in the last 2 months. This is going to be a record quarter in my opinion and it’s setting up perfectly on the charts for a pop to $290
😳
Well keep in mind you can't deduct the losses.
Shit posting here is a part time job for me 🤡
Obviously, but it’s a trash can account compared to traditional.
Roku’s free cable is the weirdest mash up of garbage tv. Like, why did you bother?
That will leave a nice imprint on the bears you punch on your next bull run
L'est get it
I mean I do it for fun
Do it lads
Yesss
They ran out of greek alphabet and now naming the variants with this type of nonsense.\n\nCalls on covid
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And turn out it was a bad move unless they bought right away. This R leader who sold his msft shares to buy amazon shares before announcing that aws got the new doj contract or whatever in june is still my favourite thing about inside trade. If he is still holding he is down 2-3% instead of being up 15%+.
You can trade options in a Roth
yea man dave has become obsessed with making jokes about trans folks bc he knows he gets attention dude has been doing for the past 4 specials he’s incredibly washed and weird
Gonna try to reschedule my chiropractor visit from 2pm to asap. I want to go to the Asian massage parlor at 12 when it opens, then ride my bike along the lakefront. It’s a nice day today.\n\nEdit: just rescheduled it for 25 mins from now
Fb
Market literally can't go tits up. Printing will continue until morale improves.
> *sends a dick pic*
Cnbc with the fear mongering, InFlAtIoN, NeW cOvId StRaIn & SuPpLy ChAiN rEsTraInts 🤡🤡🤡
Antique Roadshow in 40 years;\nOh this is a true gem! Do you know the story behind this ring? Well let me tell you, in 2020 a bunch of retarded apes began to take on the biggest financial scam everr.
>CHINA EVERGRANDE - ON 1 OCT GROUP ENTERED INTO AN AGREEMENT WITH HOOPLIFE TECHNOLOGY GROUP\n\n^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2021-10-20 ^09:01:21 ^EDT-0400
Flooded with artistic types who want to be practical and earn a dime with benefits (not a bad idea!) while still being artistic. Stay away. Competition is stiff.\n\nIf you were hiring, I'd suspect you'd do better getting a $15/hour person rather than paying salary and benefits. Unless you're like Pepsi or Tesla or some major company.
It’s a shit job if it’s a job… art (digital or not) is extremely profitable if you’re talented (and self employed) though.
But what could you do? If you move away from lean and JIT, your competitors make more money than you. Supply chain is way too integrated and unique to each individual business to make this a government problem. It's up to the business to adapt. When lean and JIT became the norm, this sort of situation was bound to happen.\n\nI haven't heard about issues surrounding obsolescence Not refuting you, but where are you getting that info from? I thought the main problem was bottlenecks in transportation and manufacturing.
*Surgeons Attached a Pig Kidney to a Human — and It Worked*\n\nI for one welcome our new Pigmen overlords
You drink drugs. 🤡
TD Ameritrade
Why is it so calm where we are standing but around us there are houses, trucks, cows and sharks in the air?
My wife got her degree in graphic design. She works part time at a fish store...
Does the headline mention refis? Also, no we don’t. It’s a 24/7 job. You work every weekend. Expected to drop everything to cater to a clients time. Tons of paperwork. Need I go on? And also, if you are a buyer, you pay 0.00000 dollars to your realtor. So think twice about saying how much we charge.
Puts on Westbrook
>Roku Brand Studio Greenlights New Episodes of Weekly Entertainment Show "Roku Recommends"\n$ROKU\n\n^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2021-10-20 ^09:00:42 ^EDT-0400
Yeah $151 then sell
Bro you make $17 an hour at target now which is $40k pre tax before overtime if they allowed it. Just one example. Why would anyone go to school for $70k? There needs to be a straight lined path to $100k or I just don’t see what people are buying into. Either be prepared to gamble with your future in college or gamble here. Hell, probably better to go to college. At least you’ll be right or you’ll be right back here in 4 years anyways with us retards. REEEEEEEEEE
No.
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Everyone line up to KISS THE RING!!!
Where do I yolo $1k into
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That's the way to do it amigo! ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|heart_eyes)
Yeah seems to be 11%~ average crush
Yep, no manual labor
Open lowes already
ET or phone home
Max the Roth and yolo options there. Tax free gain fuckhead
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That makes too much sense
Creeps me out they're starting a site targeting children: freshmeat.com
Exactly this. I work in manufacturing and the drive is always to hold as little inventory as possible because holding inventory costs money in terms of space and management. Companies are doing this to themselves and they aren’t going to turn around and start stock piling because of this. They’ll just wait it out and complain that it’s their supplier’s fault all the way back up the chain.
Where do you see that?
It’s probably 50/50 and the price will expire at max pain.
CLOV going to 8.50
Wait for IV crush post earnings
Still time get in FB earnings run..but probably not after Thursday.
Some things are in the value bin for a reason. It definitely doesn't mean you will make money on them.
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Too soon.
15.6\*
MOTHER OF ALL IS HAPPENING!!!
Max roth and yolo it on options
>EU MEMBER STATES THAT ARE IN FAVOUR OF ENERGY PRICE CONTROLS AND MARKET INTERVENTION ARE A SMALLER GROUP - GERMAN GOVT SOURCE\n\n^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2021-10-20 ^08:59:29 ^EDT-0400
Hell no
Another 14% today BB.
I made banbet for Fb to goto 345 when it was 330.\n\nNo lie, thought I would be enjoying a week off
Some gabagool please 🤌
in other news, clorex is at its 52w low
I hope he does well in the nfl football
Holding $BB since meme mania never sell before $CRWD like price action
> I'm not a gold guy.
I agree, nothing to worry until then. I think it will become hot when spy will be 455-460, time frame should match with the evergrande news.
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Roth IRA is for people with Down syndrome… so yolo options I guess. The real play is to get a traditional IRA. Then trade options in there.
Be nice to Bill.\n\n"\[Bill Hwang\] joined Tiger in 1995 after catching Mr. Robertson’s attention as a salesman at Hyundai Securities. "\n\nThat's where he got his nickname: Wonderboi1995
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6 win in a row
I went a little crazy on your throat before I came, sorry about that, take some lozenges
Solid 24k gold, real diamond? If so, very nice.
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Well deserved
It was more than one year ago!
I never once said buy. Typical kid cant see straight so u speak sideways. I just said i cant understand your jibberish because you probably smoking to much pot. The golden rule is dont smoke yourself blind.
Fuck future you, make money today.
WSB going bearish on Tesla? Time to buy calls
I’m studying China for my criminal justice classes. Chinese companies I feel are very risky right now with tensions between China and the US and the rest of the world. While yes I think you are right they have huge potential. I mean think of all those buyers in China. However Xi Jingping is going to be tackling “excessive incomes” in the near future whatever that means and I think that is scary or companies and investing. You must remember the Chinese government has the exact exact ideology of the US. While they like profit, they like the success of the nation more. They could close any company over night if they wanted to for any reason, even Yatsen. Who knows, they could sabotage it in some way. Say the government doesn’t want to portray to young girls that they need lots of makeup to be pretty. Just like that China could close it. Any scandal coming out of the company? China can shut it down. China is just radically different than the US and for right now I see way to many risks with Chinese companies even though they probably do have huge potential. Also if China invades Taiwan and the semiconductor company then the world is going to change very fast, very much and I would not want to be holding Chinese stocks at that time, that’s for sure.\n\nGreat post btw I’m going to look into this and Chinese companies more. Maybe I am wrong.
Root, highest SI
Is the VIX really at 19.60 rn?
You’re spot on mate, they were running news articles here in England a couple of months back showing how hard it was for business owners because they had a staff shortage and no staff were willing to work for them - what neither the news or business owners mentioned was that they were offering minimum wage for incredibly unsociable hours working in central London - how they expect anyone to be able to afford to live in London on minimum wage is beyond me - you’d be stuck in a cycle of paying 90% of your wage on rent/bills and be unable to climb out of that cycle.
Shit career path for corporate artists.
Just throwing darts here with no real plan of action, plus I was day trade locked yesterday so I was locked in but I’m clear now
Better be here before Friday
I'm on WS. It doesn't support it.\n\nBut if it did, I'd be rich!
Can't you YOLO in the Roth?
Fucking disgusting
Does AAPL break 150 today? I got a ban bet on the line here (and 20k in calls)
Search Tilray for yolo in wsb, you United States of Duh
I want you to remember where you asked that question real quick
Yeah he will probably starve to death with only a few hundred millions in cash...
Where do you follow the news like this?
Beyond Meat
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I think 8 more times is the sweet spot
gme, crypt0, etc
i serve the base
The entire interview is gold. https://youtu.be/j7imfdyi-C4
What is your style? Haha
Max Roth IRA or Yolo options??
A wise choice.
I'm sure you do 😌🤤😳🍆
Does anyone have insights into the "graphic designer" career path?\n\nI'm an engineer and not artistic so I won't be joining the ranks or anything but it seems like the career where you are most likely to read about someone who was making $70k a year but got laid off and can only find work for $15/hour.\n\nIs it just a shit career path flooded with people or is there something special you need to do to be recognized as an actual designer? If I was on the hiring side would I get more work out of paying two kids $15/hour or out of paying some "expert" $70k?
And that's why we need to approve covaxin.
Might buy some lottery calls on MILE. Seems too beaten down. Chamath stocks ripe for rips here and there
> Nah, it's too late.
wouldnt amzn be good for spy?
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I get about $1300 a quarter in dividends.
My farts smell extra bad today.
Awesome 👏!
Same with puts
sure that makes sense but there's obvious flaws considering what we're seeing now, right? lean manufacturing and JIT delivery kind of bites these companies in the ass now that nobody can get the product they need and warehouses are full of products that people don't need\n\npersonally i feel like it's more the responsibility of policymakers here rather than the corporations themselves, though i also feel like they have the capacity to help just not the incentive. it's just bizarre to me that this problem was foreseen and nobody even considered doing something about it
I have a November 145 call for aapl. Is this something I should probably buy to close at this point ?
Idiot has been holding puts for 3 weeks, they are worthless unless it drops 3%
Metallic taste is Covid
I have a hamster doing it for me, so far my most profitable asset
Hold
Breaking: $MSFT offered $220/share to AAPL in an all cash deal brokered by $BX. The decision came after AAPL's reveal of the polishing wipe. Flyonthewall has said that the wipe will be AI powered by 2050
SPY: no red only green
I’ll donate to vlads foundation while shorting the Robinhood. 🤠 he won’t let me cover after.
I’m using the dividends to buy speculative leaps so I can play both sides of the market.
I hope they acquire Grindr.
I have a November 145 call for aapl. Is this something I should probably buy to close at this point ?
Imagine being a nfl football coach and not having any life experience in football.
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Its great fun! Better than booze lol
BB puts?
Only some profit? You Won’t lose in the long run.
Only if we get circuit breakers
Next up: Is Cocaine a Hell of a Drug? We report!
Welcome to prison. Have a sit and wait for rocket to arrive. Help will be here soon.
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I mean yeah all you can do is change brokers. But just saying I’d be checking on that policy.
Saw a Fisker Karma last night. That car was ahead of it's time and looked like it should be driven by James Bond. Now this ugly Ocean?\n\nPuts on FSR
"When I become rich, I'll put my money to good use " lol
Too bad the dude can’t realize it all in cash
>WALENSKY SAYS NEW DELTA-RELATED AY4.2 VARIANT HAS BEEN FOUND IN U.S. BUT NOT IN ANY CLUSTERS\n\n^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2021-10-20 ^08:55:51 ^EDT-0400
Octobear? Nice word play but statistically speaking it's the most bullish month of the year.
Not heard anything from him in ages, assumed he was still in an elevator somewhere
And how far down is it from ATH?
It wasn’t on Margin. Just incorrectly labeled here
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That's like saying who's the gay on Bravo.
can't wait to see how much value NFLX calls lost
Spy puts, tlry and amzn calls. Let’s go!
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For me it works 60% of the time, every time.
how is he a douche wtf
Anyone playing DFS earnings today?
I’m never gonna stop talking about VZ on here and you bagholders can suck my shrek pp as I buy leaps on meme stonks with my fat $1300 dividends. 🤡🤡🤡.\n\nRemember to pay your cell phone bill.
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Rebranding Instagram as big sausage pizza too
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Google 2900 by eow or Ban
It’s a good growth play for 5G along with other parts of the 5G value chain. \n\nIt’s not the sort of play people here are looking for because you’re looking at years to see stocks like VZ/T significantly beat the market. And in that time some one could find a bunch of shorter term smaller moves and beat the VZ/T play. But the VZ/T 5G play is pretty secure as plays go, they aren’t going anywhere, and you get dividends at least while you wait, it’s actually IMO a great play for newer risk averse investors - which just isn’t this sub.
Doesn't excite the base
I would instantly buy a massive amount of CB if that ever happened
It's ugly though
Imagine thinking that Tesla getting paid hundreds of millions of dollars per quarter by their competition is somehow bearish for the company LMAO
Drink these nuts, VM.
SNDL too
Coming from the same people that did lines of coke and had hooker parties in the 80s. They salty everyone showing up to the party now
Hasn’t seen my storage closet then
Definitely getting out of the calls and re entering after dip
Requesting a pickup. I'm stuck at TLRY near the moon. Send help. 🚀
Dhamp et
Cathy?
Looks like I bought the wrong brand of 🌽
Pennies make pounds and pounds make profits and profits make lambo(carolla sub 100,000 miles)
> I'm not a drug user, but I do like to drink.
bet bruh!!!!
You had me at meatspace.....I'll take some genoa salami, please.
I’m confused what HTZZ is doing. They are doing adding shares and changing their ticker?
Why is visual mod such a bear?
LILM BB REEF
Cocaine? He was making his own novel amphetamines, although he tweeted the Bluelight forum thread was a hoax, I bet there was a lot of truth behind it.
Read my other post about it. This was not my only purchase; I grabbed a few thousand shares much lower. I was loading up, thinking it would go higher.
Looks legit. You belong with us.
Lol I didn't even think about that haha
But doesn't tilray only provide medical cannabis to pharmacies? Or do they also sell cannabis for use as a non-medical drug in states where it is legal?
VZ awake tho!
Washed up? Lol
If tesla has a run up today I'm gonna try to unload my calls. I hate holding through earnings, it only works like 5% of the time.
Who isn't a douche on television news.
It’ll probably do better than my investments.
All about finding anything at value
Facebook: Zuck Your Life
Bad decision happen some time
Meatspace is actually better tbh
Intraday, not pre or post market.
Na I almost voted for him lmao
SPY up 3% on the week \nmaybe cashlow_ had the right idea
Now you can have a diversified portfolio with $1000. Back in the day if you had $1000 you just had to yolo it all on one or two positions because otherwise you'd get eaten alive by commission
Nah.
Square
PedoBook.Zuck
We don't need your IQ test to know you're retarded
Let’s go $RIOT make me rich.
Square gonna be juicy today
Finally a credible buy recommendation from Cramer
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Kinda like MeatSpace better
Whose the douche on CNBC
Should be perma, people have gotten tattoos for less. You need a certain level of fear to maintain homeostasis in this sub.
Yes. Everything fell. My butt still hurts.
You have no idea.\n\n I am not here to give you a breakdown of FCF and I am not here to play EBITDA games. I am here to make money as efficiently as possible. \n\nGood luck "investing" in stocks that more often than not lose money.
Never selling my fellow apes! Diamond hands on Tilray all day! Let’s fckin gooo!
take it to court asshole
play of the day?
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That link....."Comment removed" \n\n![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)
A true man of the people
I wanna know WSBs Call to Put ratio for Tesla earnings. We all know WSB is rarely ever right
The good news is it’s not the ‘rona. The bad news is it’s Thai hooker TB.
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OPEN THE CASINO
I'll buy a top of the line Cybertruck from my PLTR gains next year and get a PLTR license plate
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JPOWs no, but if Yellens then yeah baby.
😬
Exactly my point, only middle aged stoners believe a weed company is their lotto ticket while consuming their product.\n\nThe weed companies (just like big tobacco) have you stoners wrapped around their fingers and it's hilarious that your rebuttal is to buy more product and consume it ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)
babies sleep like shit
Hope something good happens to u/cashflow_ today. Maybe not spy dumping but something else.
You need to call them again and explain or file some kind of complaint. Or sue them or something.
right before tax season what a coincidence
Really boring pre-market. Bears and Bulls asleep.
Bear trap! We will breakthrough can’t trick me anymore
Tilray bag holder here, come rescue me fellow apes
Beyond Impossible
Shout out to the ril ones who hold clov baggage and play candy crush on full volume during the morning subway commute
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Hope my riot calls print
Never once did it occur to you to just buy and hold shares?
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that will be available at your local pawn shop on Friday when his options expire.
Fuck that’s me on my spy puts
Alright TLRY I FOMOd in at the top so imma need you to show your retard strength today.
Stockpiling due to inflation? That’s an awfully specific reason for buying that I’m sure the Nestle CEO isn’t privvy to
Haters and pussys still got time to get in $RIOT. Look wheres it going
You killed/got your neighbor whacked?
\*MetaSpace.com
IRL money glitch- PLTR, SDC, FCEL, EDR.
At least you got somewhere faster. Some of us have to walk.
... they just want the hookers and coke for themselves...
TSLA didn’t want no paperhands on the rocket ship.
YOLO $BB $12 calls next week expiry this morning LFGGGGG
Supply chain guy here.\n\nToo much emphasis on lean manufacturing and just in time delivery. No one wants to address supply chain because if people move away from these tactics costs go through the roof and cant come back down. Worse yet once supply chain does get sorted out the companies who stick with the current strategies have a huge leg up on their competitors. Supply chain is super rigid especially for large corporations. Companies are just praying things go back to normal somewhat soon.\n\nSo if you take your storage example, what happens to that space once supply chain gets its shit figured out? It becomes dead money that you may not be able to move. Costs to transport and hold goods is already sky high. Adding more costs for a temporary fix is difficult to pull off.
Bro it’s retarded and cost me 10k. They say it’s to help the investor avoid good faith violations, but I’m playing 1dte spy options I know what I’m doing. literally every tick counts and I don’t have time to verify my social, dob, mothers maiden name, while trying to get the best price possible before spy moons.
yuhhh amongst other things including dying in a prison. I see u been investigating
#BBaggies in just under one hour
Spy 453 today
How fast does SPY double if jpow nudes ever leak?
Maybe if you post it 6 more times people will read it
Only the furries since they think they’re animals.
Same
If we get enough volume (which apes can definitely accomplish) , $20 will be the next stop. What's different (and good) this time is that BB is leading the pack. Its not following GME & AMC blindly. We can even get to ATH.
🎵🎵I know im late, and i took all year\n\nBut im back to All Time Highs and im finally here🎵🎵
Did you see my Pink Floyd meme
Cocaine and getting shit on through a hammock?
Fucking right it is. 70k
The market can do anything it wants, there’s absolutely no telling what will happen. But, if you are buying options on Chinese stocks while their real estate market is literally imploding in front of your eyes, you might not be the sharpest tool in the shed. I’m happy for anyone that makes some sweet gains but risk doesn’t seem worth it IMO. Not while a new developer is defaulting what seems like every day. Good luck friend
they really need to be worried about the potato vodka price index
Should probably tell Warren that. Also your FCF should involve cash based activity such as revenue time to pay down debt. Clearly you have never ran a business