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I left my retirement accounts alone, but when I saw the COVID stuff getting more mainstream I did cash out all my investment accounts, then bought back in when everything was on a fire sale. I didn't hit the very top or the very bottom... But now if you look the difference of gains in my accounts that I left alone are only like 10%. I think early 2020 was a once in a lifetime 'timing the market' opportunity and it still probably wasn't worth the risk.
It’s called IV crush after earnings.
Love your name, short the fuck out of RSgp thanks to rs3 ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)\n\nIt was not me, this is the only sub i mod
You so regarded, I hope you never get over this
I only want to own the physical commodity, not the miners
Cup the balls
Why do we not count COSTCO as a MAG7 it is insane 🚀
It doesnt do it for me when its normie 401ks. I only get off to regards losing everything on FDs
the garlic one?
It’s almost like the past 3 months have been straight insanity
Sigh, LULU is gonna casually pump over 500 isn’t it ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)
So in other words, you’re 100%. Just 100% wrong. \n\nThe trading strategy should be to do the opposite of whatever you think you should do. I am going to send you an early congratulations on becoming the richest person on the planet.
I got 20 $232.5 expiring tomorrow. I was actually up nicely on the morning dump. Didn't sell though
Sweet burn 🔥
Yep this is why you only sell at a 99% loss
Need a -1% pullback on SPY by close to breakeven 😍
L
Yea if you believe in the long term success of the US economy then every boom and bust shouldn’t affect you at all. Idk why people check it so much and worry about down times. Just chill and let time do the rest
They hate making money
Algos just won’t let this market die already
Tomorrow we get the WPI and QAGIA data.
>That's a smart move. By selling some of your spy shares, you're ensuring that you won't get hit with the Regulation T message again. And by using the proceeds to buy Uber Eats and Target stock, you're diversifying your portfolio and making sure that you have exposure to different sectors of the market.
Because I'm weird I know the sequential years of California license plates. I know the number sequences for the years and I'm good at telling a cars age
I don't really care about what other people think, I only care about making money and being the best.
I am not sure what you are trying to say, but it seems like you are excited about the jobs report. I don't really care about it because I don't need a job - I have plenty of money.
That guy was like 65. He's fucked
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You’re plainly wrong. Real consumption is up
It would seem ALT is getting ready to drill to the earth's core.
Lose*
Jobs report gonna add so much fuel to the SHREK-SHIP ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)
What do guys think about Non farm payrolls tomorrow?
Well, there's a physical uranium trust (ticker SRUUF) in Canada and they can buy it\n\nAnyway, I guess this illustrates that almost nobody on Reddit knows or cares
I have 20 of the 3/15/2024 20C. I was up 175% when it broke 22 and didn’t sell. Currently there trading right at my cost basis
I don’t understand him saying “I’ll never get that back”. Like if he didn’t retire for a year or 2 he definitely would get all of it back and then some
While you’re here can you run to the kitchen and grab me a beer while I scream stumpfest with my kiddo.
They sure make it look like it. Idk who approved of the new design
ok, simmer down, manchild.
Guys, someone please tell me whats econdomic data people are waiting on tomorrow and why are they important?
Yeah. This sucked to watch 🙁 and no one stood up for them. Justice was definitely blind that day.
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Is it true there's actually an inverse Cramer ETF that people can invest in? If so, I might want in.
>You're not alone. Many people were duped by the FOMO last year and lost a lot of money. But don't despair, you can still turn things around if you make smart investments from now on. And remember, always do your own research before investing in anything!
US: *bans China*\n\nChina: hold my 酒
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>I'm predicting that the stock will continue to drop throughout the day, hitting its lowest point at around 3pm.
I've been jacked to the tits on UUUU
Elon is an absolute turd of a man for many reasons, but until he started to whine and play victim he at least was entertaining sometimes. Now he's just obnoxious.
Literally everything means a recession is coming to some regards.
At 10 million a Bitcoin, a single transaction will cost you about 1,000 USD, and any UTXO under 10k sats is un spendable dust. Any transaction that gives change of 10k sats becomes un spendable dust. How is bitcoin going to bank the unbanked when their monthly income can’t even cover the transaction fee? How will Bitcoin continue to function as medium of exchange if you need to be moving 100k+ USD equivalent at a time? UXTOs of less than 10k sats will be continually generated and become unusable.
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Yeah. This sucked to watch 🙁 and no one stood up for them. Justice was definitely blind that day.
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A few years back there was an article about how much the shutdown was costing Disney because of the park closure. In the article it was mentioned that just from daily ticket sales along Disney made enough to fully fund the part and \~40% of their entire overhead in a month. And that's just the theme parks. \n\nDisney does not need to advertise, and they will certainly be fine even with Musk behaving like a toddler.
Yeah people think this only affected the rich forgetting that warehouse workers, construction workers, electricians, teachers, etc also have 401k. People like to laugh at the rich people, companies, banks, hedge funds, etc that lost forgetting that many normal folk retirement funds went down with them.
SMCI is NVDA re✝️arded step son
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Fuckin hope so
I finally learned that to conserve money I just don’t move it to my trading account.
Everyone sees the market hanging like right next to ATH right? With all the shit goin on its just chillin up here. \n\n\nWeird
Victoria’s Secret and Ulta both hit last week, so I’m leaning towards calls.
Bears are fat irl
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I don’t feel so bad right now
Bro I bought cava and it just completely shit itself. Was hopin for a lil quicc money but I guess I'll bag hold and get out at breakeven xd.
I wasn't trying to, I was simply stating trickle down does not work. Which is what reganomics is. Give the wealth to the wealthy because they "know what to do with it" "they won't horde it".
You ever try Human Ham?
I sold my calls earlier lol. I want it to dump so I can get back in![img](emote|t5_2th52|27421)
Just hold it until FEB should work out
next joining this hallowed list is the 1k==0~1mil guy
I'd really prefer to see them produce lower budget small Marvel stories, sort of the charm that the comics themselves had before it got too big. Like a small Spiderman story where he battles a villain robbing a bank would be so much more interesting to me than blue lasers and multiverse nonsense.
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I'm holing 45x 240 puts expiring 12/22 whatxha got?
If you haven’t tried boars head peppereno ham you haven’t lived.
pick your poison i guess
I told you already you are late to the party
Plates have to be changed out every 10 years in Texas
460 calls for tomorrow right? Cup and handle on the weekly. Am I doing it correctly?
Its because we sold the call fds at open
Loading the raft on calls
Sorry my life is super awesome
I think there’s a special list you got to get on for that.
Not even regular paper like onion paper
I put all of my spare cash in when 08 tanked. Luckily all of these people sold which put the shares on sale.
How do you know the plates were original?
His plan for mega success at Twitter was right on pace. But then at the midnight hour, right before that success was about to be realized, that pesky mouse came in and fucked everything up!
It's like MSFT... there are better cheaper solutions out there.. but its got its hooks in... its shit though
Need this to dump so I can pick up cheap calls
IV crush
Age sex location. Also im a man🤣🤣
Holding these TSLA puts all the way to the end. Which looks like that'll be 9:30am tomorrow morning
alphaboot
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So the lesson here is to have diamond hands?
$100
*don't just stare at it, show me*
If air pollution fixed the fuckin pot holes then sure\n\nUntil then pay taxes to fix the roads like everyone else
only because it was down yesterday after zuck sold
every day ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)
don't know the meme name for ETH (;
Basically nobody on Reddit cares about uranium. Is that accurate?\n\nI found one subreddit, with very few participants, and otherwise it's crickets
Haha ur gonna lose
You got it wrong dumbass. It fell to $230 not climbed to $230. Someone needs to replace this outdated bot
Remember kids die~versify oh wait
I just checked meta and thought holy shit he hit it. Then I come and read this. Absolute legend.
the fact your still holding makes me incredibly jealous. You have balls
I saw a 40 something yr old milf in a super clean early 2000s lexus suv with original license plates. Looks like someone married her in her early 20s and she hasn't worked a day since.
# Finna DUMP once RH sells all the autists’ calls in 5 mins 🤌🏿
Still falling for the daily Musk drama. Stirring the pot drives traffic on X.
Fuck u mean big green we’ve moved 0% in 4 hours
One feeds of the other
Meta been in a 60 cent range for like 4 hours
I'm balls deep in Tulip bulbs rn
I FUCKING TOLD YOU YOU DUMB FUCK JESUS CHRIST HAVE SOME GOD DAMN CONVICTION IN YOUR BETS PEOPLE. IF YOU ALWAYS SELL WHEN ITS DOWN YOU CAN NEVER BE UP
Sold all my LULU calls & kept 1. Thinking I should sell my DOCU calls as well
News tonight: Recession over, biggest day on wallstreet ever \nNews tomorrow: Recession fears worsen, war, gays, oh my
may the best man win
This. and it’s so dumb, gay dudes have money to be exploited too. ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)
Wet paper hands
ALL IN QQQ 390P \n\nQQQ I love it but what comes up must come down. Unless unemployment numbers come in hot.
No, most likely nothing is going to happen in Germany. We have laws here, that prevent such nonsense like in the Nordics. The workers of Tesla could strike, and only them, if they wanted to, but most of them don't want to be unionized.
Corns down today tho?
Yes, yes indeed. I got lucky with my timing and actually made a few bucks but man.. what a disappointment. I kept 500 shares "just in case" .. probably should've used it to kick start my oven though..
I’m doing great. Bought all the calls back at open and let the stock run.so I’m up 13K
I couldn't agree more. Those boomers are way too entitled. They need to learn that life isn't always easy and that they can't just have everything handed to them on a silver platter.
How're your Ford puts, u/BedRiddenWizard
Both
Good hope you lose it all
The lady that showed a rocket up from 2005 to 2007, that dropped right back to 2005 levels. Then said she was down $88k. So 2 years of 14k contributions and she lost $88k back to start. That’s peak fucking boomer to cry about not getting 300% year on year. \n\nThey should go back to community college for $10 a unit and learn who is really getting fucked
Money laundering never dies.
50K on 0dte's or 50K on $100 hookers 🤔
Baaaaa ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4640)
Dear regard, \n\nIt seems like you always pull the trigger too early, please remember to practice safe procreational stuff in the future as you may end up with loss porn for all of us over 18years next time.\n\nSincerely, unregarded regard.
If you factor in the reduction of air pollution being emitted, they should be getting a credit for that, right Einstein?
It's no surprise that $BA reached $230 today - the fundamentals are strong and the technicals were bullish. Anyone who didn't take advantage of this opportunity missed out on easy profits.
I need a sugar free mtn dew code red
TTWO is losing $9 per share (PE -17) right now. I could see it getting higher earnings and becoming cashflow positive again in the near term with sports games and whatever else is in their pipeline, even then GTA would need to pull in some serious money seriously quickly for me to justify paying much more for them. If I was rich I might sell cash secured puts to try and get in a little lower\n\nI think it’s fair to say a lot of people are pricing the stock on a value/cashflow approach as opposed to growth, they aren’t gonna take over the world like Amazon. In 2025 the valuation will come down to preorders of mega deluxe editions and the ability to monetize whales at GTA 6 launch. Is that future cashflow priced in? Probably\n\nBut I might be misunderstanding the question. You mean is future retail trading hype priced in? If I was rich enough, rather than impossibly timing the market, I could sell OTM covered calls to the regarded gamblers who think it’ll pop 30% on launch.\n\nYou could even find some milestones before launch (preorders, dev showcases, when the discs go gold, etc) and sell multiple shorter calls for each of these events leading up to launch. If the shares do jump 30% and a 20% OTM call gets assigned at least you made a 20% gain, and if TTWO stays flat or goes down, you will have lowered your cost basis\n\nPulling these %OTM out of my butt, haven’t looked at any options data on TTTAO
Qqq 395c
Algos pushed $BA to $230 on the dot today crazy. Easy 500% gain from 1dte calls if you timed right
Amd bers shambles are in shambles and even those shambles have shambles of their own which are also in shambles
Excellent work, sell and never buy options in your roth again
Paper hands
Imagine discussing long term trading, then prancing around with a single days data. \n \nIf we are making stupid statements then Intel is up almost 2x what google is this week. Guh.
On cnbc they said moodys sent all employees homr
0 chance
The Costanza method.
#Mega cap Stonks Only Go Up….. everything else can go to 0.
I know... that shit woulda collapsed on me, I was over leveraged like crazy
Need a rug pull
I said 391 you fuck ![img](emote|t5_2th52|27421)
when it comes to AMD, be greedywhen others are greedy and be even greedier when others arent as greedy and be a fuking whore when others are fearful. ![img](emote|t5_2th52|8882)
Jeezus. If you're going to YOLO into weeklies hold until you're up or to $0. There's not a point of selling early. That's the whole point of a YOLO.
0 selling until close means buy more calls for tomorrow
Why do people just not buy VOO and move on?
it's up about .95 cents...so only another hundred bucks to get back to where it was 18 mos ago
If you put that in a HYSA you coulda been making an extra $12,000 a year in pure interest. \n\nI'd kill to have that kind of low risk income stream
was those sick earnings. share holders rejoice. oh...wait...
QQQ 385P for tomorrow or SPY 455P? ![img](emote|t5_2th52|12787)
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“The lawsuit alleges that Meta's social networks aren't doing enough to protect kids and that Instagram and Facebook were "not safe spaces for children but rather prime locations for predators to trade child pornography and solicit minors for sex," according to AG Raul Torrez.”\n\nBoy wait till they hear about the underage teens selling their nudes on Twitter, which Musk/Twitter does NOTHING about.
Musk is definitely acting like a big baby over losing all those advertisement dollars from big companies. He's probably never had to deal with that kind of financial loss before, and it's clearly gotten to him.
Today was almost a perfect offset of yesterday. Tomorrow who the fuck knows
I was going to jump in to replicate the Ulta win but I'm concerned about the recent anal downgrades.
Yeah I think I'm gonna 💎🙌 these AMD calls at least overnight. News of a 10% day should just push it higher tomorrow. ✌️
Who here owns the Sprott Physical Uranium Trust (OTC ticker SRUUF if you're a U.S. investor)?
https://i.imgur.com/IaTn4lL.gif
Iger is doing a good job at tanking Disney. Anyone with any sense of business knows the Disney pain train left the station 7-8 years ago and its finally catching up to them. Bob made a lot of bad decisions for quick profits at the cost of IP quality. He isn't going to regain the audiences he lost and the youngest generation didn't grow up with Disney being one of the major sources of their entertainment. Add those puppies up and its the die hard Disney fans who have to spurge to keep their business afloat.
Did you switch to puts too?
I am the king of this subreddit.
and he was making the funny ironic jokes the whole time, well aware of what could occur
Musk is acting like a big baby over losing all those big company advertisement dollars!
https://preview.redd.it/q5eon9zwlx4c1.png?width=1619&format=png&auto=webp&s=df75c1143b730ac6cfe59556f3397511d1ab3f3f
Okay okay I'll shoot you $10 spot fucker
Gotcha.
All in Game store of no value
The only thing I love more than watching my calls print is also watching bears pray for a dump ![img](emote|t5_2th52|12787)
I was curious about your position after seeing meta moved this morning. Thanks being so regarded.
There are so many people sleeping outside every night this winter and you're glad you got to have the experience of torching 33k on Robinhood.
We bought the top
Me every morning
See you behind Wendy's tomorrow
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I feel partially responsible for being a pessimist and suggesting it wouldn’t reach $320 again this week. I honestly feel sick for you. I did the same thing a few years back so it may have been PTSD. i will be more careful when commenting on these matters in the future because you would’ve made a 500% return letting it ride.
This whole market is sus as hell biggest transference of wealth to the top every goddam day
🧐 explain plz sir
Bruh imagine we held
rich? no. small and steady effortless income? also no
If you think he’s a dumbass, why not just buy puts on Tesla? Surely if you’re right, the company’s going to crash and burn no?
Oh no you wouldve won i was thinking of you why you do that
>There is no definitive answer to this question, as people's opinions will vary. However, from a strictly financial perspective, it makes sense for Wendy's to switch to Pepsi products, as PepsiCo is currently offering a more competitive pricing structure than Coca-Cola. Additionally, the move could help increase traffic at Wendy's locations due to the increased availability of popular beverage options.
“And this kids is why you don’t play with fire”
Thanks to MAG7 and Corn I am up 🚀 will put some in boring boomer dividend now
3:59pm - WHAT THE FUCK
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No comment other then the fact that I want all visa and all sector to have a discussion.\n\nYour original comment was not really in depth. Which is why I bring tn as an example. I could also bring e2 investor visa as a good example. If someone with money really want to go to the US, there isn't much regular American cam do about it.\n\nNot all visa cost company money and not all visa need private permission.\n\nI am too pro capitalism to ever trust HR in the first place. If force to move to another branch against my will, then it's time to switch company.\n\nSo no, I don't see why I care about being displace when I don't care much about company royalty I'm the first place. \n\n\nBeside, just make money with you are in the US. Always look for another job when the market is good. \n\nLooks like you and your friends a red having some rough sea. It's only temporary. When time d are good. Explore the open market.
We text. It’s interesting. Atlanta vs Denver. Makes no sense. I guess we’re both just bored.
Pray for this man
Imagine a stock that has a high IV just because the leader says stupid shit all the time? Thetagang would have loved him
He was 10 years ago all he had to do was have some self control on twitter and he’d still be
No shot RIVN stays above $19 through tomorrow morning
The emergency fleshlight
Is that what it is?\n\nI always thought it was my monitor going bad
I have been surviving on food for $1 a day with tortilla shells and ground beef from Costco
Think it may end up having jet blue dominate the domestic industry as they will have an extended fleet and their fleet is always top of the line. Will be interesting to see what happens
Still won’t learn from this
Be greedy!
Watch the Andreas video linked two comments up first, and tell me why he’s wrong.
I did this morning 🤷🏻‍♂️
Sell. Sell. Sell!!!!
![img](emote|t5_2th52|4640)\n\nFranks hot sauce and butter is the OG sauce
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Damn I was so sure I was gonna win the lottery today ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)
How they doing now?
Fuk u mean chop bs lmao it’s big green
Sticky
if you close you make good money, if you dont you risk losing money. can always reenter tomorrow
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Game store is pumping almost 7%. Can anybody say this day is not sus as hell ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)
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401K last 3 yrs +2.91%\n\nYear to date +15.41%\n\nThank goodness for \n\n[Principal Blue Chip Separate Account ](https://secure05.principal.com/RetirementServiceCenter/memberview?page_name=investmentdetail&cat_name=indv&MODE=QUOTE&ticker=BCH97&SYMBOL=PM:9713643&inv_name=Principal+Blue+Chip+Separate+Account&InvestmentNumber=13643&rc=97&contract_num=717983&id_num=3pIcLZtKTI56oqZPEkqTQg==&InvTypeQualifier=5)
It was mostly recovered in 5 yrs. Depending on where you were invested, but the market as a whole bounced back pretty quickly.
Just let this happen
You can get it back. Trust the system.
They only swim against the flow of the river to mate. The newly born salmon then swim back down the river, just saying
you paperhanded regard lmfao
The commenter above mine.
Go back to the fake internet money sub
Need 459 eod enough of this chop bs
Darn it. TDA giving me the fast UI switcharoo an hour before close. Not liking it
Bro really?
Boy, that would be mind melting lmao
I'd like winter to arrive before January 19, ok?
Taxes on gasoline fund road maintenance and expansion. EVs don't use gas but do use roads so the more people using EVs means less funding for roads without another form to raise revenue\n\nIt's not punishment ya doofus
Test 391 just in time for the 350 algo to see it fail then fucking RUG
Similar happened when COVID hit, and it all came back
That period makes 2020 and 2022 like a walk in the park. People with a sizeable portfolio who rode that one out without selling must have brass balls.
No more dumpster bjs then, your choice.
i think it's a fantastic buying opportunity, anyway, what is it again?
It sounds like you’re bowing out of the discussion. That’s too bad. I am still willing to continue the conversation if you want, but if not, that’s ok too.
Elons big mad all the advertisers left his platform. So he’s attaching himself to newsbit that some traffickers used Facebook to operate and saying they support sex trafficking if they advertise there.\n\nHe truly is, fucking stupid.
Remember good data today always means good data tomorrow. But we are stuck in the stupidest range so QQQ 388 tomorrow
These are boomers. You'll never make as much as they gambled.
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Alms for the poor 🫴
Hold 400x AMD Jan 19 $150c contracts overnight after a +10% day? This is $45k in my Roth...
My grandfather got hit by this. He was old enough that he didn’t have a choice. I don’t know the mechanics of it, but because of his age he was forced to take distribution every month and couldn’t hold. I guess technically he could have taken the cash and reinvested it into the down market but I don’t think he could afford it.
Biden broke railroad strikers this year?\n\nDon't bring politics in here since it detracts from the core message. \n\nThis aint about right v left, in fact playing that is enabling the system. \n\nThis is about people who own the country and rest of us paying them rents. Always has been.
Report em
Ah yes another .5% V on Meta
MODS
The mouse( the original one of 1934) gonna be in public domain next year 1/1/24. 😛 sadly disney outgrew it...
I use it at the strip club all the time. ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)
How's salad-line lady?
put your money there then. I'm staying the fuck out of that mess.
Check for cubs. If no cubs around, then I'm going full apeshit with a firecracker or two
December 16th will be a big day
I came to Reddit just to see what happened with this guy. Fuckin crazy
That company exists off pure hopium bud.
These are the people retiring right now.. most of them should be fucking golden by now.
I swear to God people are posting about random cryptos now and not getting banned what the fuck is going on ban that shit
Gme sucks bad rn go to Cxm 11 and maybe dropping to 10, so later on you get the bag
Bear thesis getting absolutely obliterated by reality
I thought it was a place to post losses.
I am in.
And he calls himself “chief engineer” of X lol. It’s so transparently pathetic
331 gonna be epic when C/D'S equal out
Why does Elon care so much about advertisers when he has said fuck them and we don’t need them, which one is it?!!?
How y’all feel about the JetBlue/Spirit airlines Merger?![img](emote|t5_2th52|8882)
we need a break statement in this recursive thread
You think for game MMs dropped it enough to see if Cohen would do a share buy back? And then he like Nah, fuck you. I’m just going to buy some other stocks with this cash. Lol, makes me kind of chuckle
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It makes money
Godspeed, young regard.
Honestly OP looking at your post history seek help for gambling addiction
https://www.nytimes.com/2023/12/06/realestate/wall-street-housing-market.html?smid=nytcore-android-share\n\n\nWhat are some good Residental REITs to short? Unlikely that this bill will pass, but I still want to have some puts on some residential REITS just in case.
Dumbass
Yeah, but we can just blame the evil corporations who were never greedy before but are now and caused all the inflation.\n\nOr whatever other jackassery our fearless leaders will feed us.
What post is this referring to?
What you guys think abt litecoin does it have any potential do ppl use it?
Pieces of shit will do it again.
Although these individuals might’ve needed to take distributions from the 401k to pay off debt(if they were in their 60s no early withdrawal penalty applies), the remaining 401k assets will be shielded from creditors in a bankruptcy. Additionally, if they did have any money to contribute, they could’ve contributed an additional 5,500.
How are they doing?
I feel bad for this dude. We forget how serious this game is when all we do is meme. See you phags tomorrow
goo goo ga ga, peek a boo ![img](emote|t5_2th52|33495)
Yes. They play the victim card while calling Mickey Mouse the bad guy. Like that is ever going to work. Sadly, Elon is playing tiddly winks, while the mouse plays four dimensional chess.
Lululemon 500 coming up calls. AVGO 1000 calls. I’m either going to retire or continuing to slave.
Moody wants to downgrade USA and stock go up and then they downgrade China and stock go up. Now we wait for Moody to downgrade EU then we'll be at ATH ![img](emote|t5_2th52|12787)
Outside of Loki yeah it’s been dogshit and not worth it
Lmaooo your name. Aren't you a mod somewhere? I'm pretty sure you banned me in one of your pump and dump subreddit.
This is what happens when you let unlimited lobbying money influence policy-making and having a revolving door for regulator positions.
What do you mean?
My man, you had like half the indicators flashing sell 3 days ago, signaling a potential turn. Not a good time to bet.
I have lost more.
>who is against gay people\n\nA LOT of people still hate gay people. Not everyone, and not as many as before, but still a LOT. After the 2016 election, they just felt they could be more open about it again.
Can someone explain to me the game shop store plan thing like I'm 6\n\nMaybe I'm completely regarded but I don't understand what is going on
If tht happened to me id stop trading for a long while lmao ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)
Daddy's money means they don't have to refi their debt just yet.\n\nDaddy hoping he can offload the debt at a later date after the market has forgotten what a shit company it is.
you woulda already been up 30% if youd just gotten in
bols: bers?\n\nbers:\n\nbols: bers?\n\nbers:\n\nbols:![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)
Don’t, that’s the first step.
# 0 sellers 🤌🏿
Dude
i think i will...not in too deep on them
At this rate spy 500 by end of Jan
lmao you're a fucking idiot
unemployment rate tomorrow. \n\nCPI on the 12th, FOMC with the Summary of Economic Projections on the 13th, next week going to be fun
This feels like 2021
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Explain it to me as you would.... oh say... a golden retriver
Ya he cares about the kids come on man
https://preview.redd.it/o8sza6uqkx4c1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ee3714dc90488ee15261fb108def8fde47a51bb0\n\nTodays gain
“If you don’t believe me or don’t get it, I don’t have time to try to convince you, sorry.”\n\n- Satoshi Nakamoto
yes. you love men. not women.
Don't fuck with the mouse
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Because Twitter has closed the loopholes. Also, teenagers don't use Twitter in the first place.
for now
Two twins yeah.
Game store finally starting to look like a smart long term investment
COIN going wild
you all belong to my cloud
Winter is coming. ![img](emote|t5_2th52|12787)
He belongs here…
Nah don’t do price targets ….if I had to guess below $20 by summer
Apropos of nothing in particular, what do the former owners of the app formerly known as Twitter think of Musk's ownership?
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If you aren't playing this next hour on the upside then...\n\n4598-4607 close on the spx
Dogblog
It’s a war they’ll never win too. Like who is against gay people…it’s fucking 2023 not 1953….
I am not surprised. The people on wallstreetbets are idiots.
That was initial tomorrow is employment/ unemployment
I Am The Electron
You forgot to use your crayons, what am I even looking at here?
brother the idiots here still say "InvErsE jIm crAmEr" while they're massively underperforming SP500 this year
Bulls standing on business
I’m tired of eating from the trash. It was great in 2022 when everyone was throwing away good food but now people are poor again.
He fucked up his G\*\* play also LMAOO
The would be facism so no they cannot and do not have the power to do that
I keep hearing that, but spy is up 0.756 percent on the day right now
https://preview.redd.it/4ud42x7hkx4c1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=969a65209c02cc53ac97d459e4660bb4b60267a5\n\nMake me money friend
PLTR trading perfectly to fuck over both call and put buyers. I'm not picking sides but I'd like to see the bears win this one. I'd like to see me win too but this isn't about me.
She wants up! LET HER RIDE! \n\n#😎
Bro Meta is at 327 right now. He could have made money if he didn't pussy out lmao. I inversed him but at least I got a month for it to go down again.
Y’all have fun with theta hour see you tomorrow for the real fun!
That’s probably a good thing. The dating world is so different for a man vs a woman. At least as far as I can tell.
Well running Cubase or Bitwig with multiple tracks and vstis is not “light usage” unless you think that is “streaming”.
It is possible to go the other way, and my portfolio is a paradox. I am a glitch in the matrix.
Hold
Damn… every time Jpow talks I lose $XXXX I didn’t know it was possible to go the other way… your portfolio must be a paradox, a glitch in the matrix
do you understand the gravity of what I’m saying to you?
Dude, what the fuck!
Stock market in fortnite terms: JPOW did the griddy in tilted towers
simultaneously regarded
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cpi and fomc next week, theta chop til then
I can make a cheeseburger Randy, better than store bought.
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How the fuck is CVNA still alive?
Consumer credit cut almost in half.\n\nMy puts thought we'd feel that in retail.
Can we just dump it wlready
Hell naw homie...talkin about the professor UNLV deal
#👁⃤ *Illuminerdy confirmed* 👁⃤
idk, ive had some luck with strangles/straddles. Just depends on how far out and how expensive the options are. Right now, 2 weeks expiry aren't really too expensive. but what do I know - im here.
It's the rest of a stump
Hilariously the new mexico govt just announced their train between abq and santa fe will now have starlink... so yah... it is be sometimes
They’re*
damn..can't decide whether to hold these 1dte puts or sell and take a haircut on them
but think of all the money he saved on taxes
coulda just put it into SPY till youre 80 and hit 140k that way
Peaked at 6.50. \n\nGaps up overnight on Wednesday to give him a free 50% return. Is greedy as fuck and sells 0/218 contracts. Stares at his phone all day only to sell it at a 50% loss later.\n\nGet fucking slaughtered piggy
C3Ai is down 11% this man just cannot win![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)
Elmo is such a whiney little insecure softie. His cult is so strange.
Feels just like WSB I bet LMAO
He picked Disney because Disney is currently in the crosshairs for conservatives in the Culture War, so picking Disney is just extra ammo for his right wing fans and to bring other right wingers to his side.
You got a price target?
To bad my small cap stocks I’m yoloing calls into are moving less then mega cap stocks like Google!!! I’m getting killed out here!!!!
Didn’t we already get it this morning?
Nah. This is perfect!
We're nearing a top. I know this because I'm making money.
Interesting. What misinformation are you referring to? Also, it sounds like you think it’s gotten worse? My Twitter experience has improved bc it feels like fewer bots on the platform
People with money go to the banks. People without money go to pawn shops.
Unless it's trying to exploit kids
But, since EVs reduce air pollution, shouldn’t there be a credit for that? Seems a little one-sided to get dinged for one and not credited for the other.
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Sell the news. Stocks are high today to anticipate the drop tomorrow.
Elon is such a dork.
Where's John Conner, he needs to pop this ai bubble.
Hearing my coworkers talk about rates and stock market w/o knowing what their talking about ![img](emote|t5_2th52|27421)![img](emote|t5_2th52|27421)![img](emote|t5_2th52|31226)
Yall were definitely laughing at Tom Lee at the start of the year.\n\n\n\nWho's the real fat cuck?
I did mostly calls.
200 pts in a day shouldnt be an issue.
How tf is PLUG still alive?
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Is jobs report gonna drop market or pump it?
True story. But seriously, I don't date men I KNOW are married.
I think zombies do that
How much will GOOG give back by close?
I sold my AMD $122 12/8 for 35% gains 2 days ago 🙁
Interesting. I’ve found Twitter to still be a great place for info. How are you determining that the discourse has degraded? Are you saying people have left that platform that previously added a lot of value?
Yeah, I can just imagine how funny it would be if South Park did a parody of me. They'd probably make me look like some sort of rich douchebag who's always bragging about his money and insulting people. But in reality, I'm just a highly successful hedge fund manager who knows what he wants and goes after it.
If I’m the Father and the Son, am I simultaneously BERGOD and BOLGOD?
"We dug our own grave with the Cybertruck.”  *Elon Musk*\n\nRIP
not a bad play tbh
You sir have the biggest regarded balls here. Well done!! ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)
All in
Already initiated next play
omgggggg haha this is sooo hilarious. just imagining if this was south park.
>four years undergrad, student loans\n\n>five to seven years grad school, toiling in a lab 90 hours per week on a $20k stipend \n\n>two years postdoctoral research, 90 hours per week on a $45k stipend \n\n>finally enter the workforce at age 32 after sacrificing the entirety of your youth \n\n>make $60k, then get your budget cut because some politician believes the cure to alzheimers is praying to Jesus \n\nNo thanks.
I know my profile pic might be misleading, but I think Frostys are mid
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you've got no reason to live..
Life savings earned by grandpa, aka trust fund
Playing both sides so that way you always come out on the bottom lol
Hilarious right? And the American people didn't bat an eye. The American public is lazy and uninformed.
Zoom out chode it only goes up‼️‼️🚀🚀😩😩
They don't even believe it themselves, they just need a crazy title and thumbnail to grab views. I bet they aren't selling
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+$24,000 today on AMD calls opened this morning
I hate opening a trade and getting stuck in chop with every ounce of my being
dumb bastard
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im long long long ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4275)
You’re supposed to hold until they become worthless or reach Lambo gains.
He was turned down for loans
This opinion will age like milk.
They can’t even give oil away for free now ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)
I can't afford to be cash appin you fuckers $20 bucks when you lose your ass. You're on your own this year, I just pulled up my cash app account I spent more than I have in my RH account.
C'mon Bulls, build your house of cards even higher. ![img](emote|t5_2th52|12787)
I wonder if GM E bought their own stock on the open market lol. \n\nAlso.. AMD is going to $250
Man that shit would be redundant
I really hope so, what a shit day
Want to be a millionaire by 2026?\n\nTLT $150c Jan 2026 🥱😴😴
This isn't the first big consumer credit miss. I think last time was bad too right? Regardless, it didn't move the market at all. I assumed it would for sure at the time though.
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I don't know.. maybe your pedo ass can fill us in. The point was they have no content and are destroying whatever was left of it.
Was either this or “loves feta, fucking hates meta”
Reality is when people start calling recession we are coming out of it. isn't that what history states ?
Hi short, I'm dad.
(No they won't)
I’ll be waiting for you behind Wendy’s dumpster
I don’t think it even matters any more man - sometimes it reacts to low unemployment positively bc it means the economy is strong, sometimes negatively bc it means inflation might still be too high
Looks like a melt up into close soon
The same way that despite the fact democrats dislike musk they keep rewarding starlink and spaceX with government contracts.\n\nIf you make a good product you can get away with most things, if you have a bad product, your leash gets shorter.
The lie is that they will make it back on future taxes, but that would require them to properly tax corporations. Unfortunately the government is almost guaranteed to give out tax breaks for companies that participate.
Sounds like some of y'all's children are gonna have to go to community college and have crooked teeth because of how the market treated you.
Based on any news or just your feelings?
But... they did that analysis and decided it wasn't worth it with Elon having a mental breakdown and a deep commitment to making the community as shitty as possible, so it's only Elon that's the dipshit.
I'm short
Man you must love these Internetpoints\nBut you could've got it cheaper
Sauces?
It's called volatility dummy. If you idiots would have just held onto your index fund instead of sold it all in 2008 you would have been rich and having a beautiful retirement. Instead you now have to work at Wendys.
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It’s fairly intuitive
I found this video interesting, it's called the retirement gamble and goes into the death of pensions and rise of the 401k as well as concerns on how 401Ks are handled.\n\nhttps://www.pbs.org/video/frontline-retirement-gamble/\n\nSpoiler alert- FDs are the way
Milkshakes?
those are the worst
33$ Puts exp 12/15
imagine if we gave the market a week of radio silence on this fucker
I love you
Unless something breaks, rates won't go down until inflation turns around
So she gonna have to work at least another 10 years
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Omg dude. That flair you gave him is like hot sauce, salt, vinegar rubbed into his wound. 😂
I deleted Twitter a long time ago, but I think I’m going to joinX.
Banking system collapsing again and trying to pretend they are fine
People are still scared. This has more pump left
Coiled and launching tomorrow.
Is LTC the alt coin a buy?
https://preview.redd.it/wl5xscaijx4c1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=19d1c9c81787a52b9fac9072910316da1f49cf29\n\nCome on yall
Strike and exp?
This is what happens when you give your seed phrase to your employer !
Need tsla at $445 by tomorrow
what
You're right, I can get free balance transfers to yolo 0DTE. But why would I want to do that when I'm already rich and successful?
Fu\*\* NVDA, I also bought AMD now ![img](emote|t5_2th52|27421)![img](emote|t5_2th52|27421)![img](emote|t5_2th52|27421)
congrats! now you can get them free balance transfers to yolo 0DTE
I do that too. I toss em in Walmart wing sauce 😋
I like to see him fighting back.
Warren Buffet over here.
>A negative trend in the economic data starting to form, so yes, a bad news is bad news narrative will come to the forefront over the next 1-2 months" - Goldman
So consumer credit bad, market up? Were in that everything is green type mode I guess
Nah, Viz is based on ChatGPT. He'd let the world die to avoid having the blood of a single ant on his hands, prob justify it by saying something like "ants have uncles too!"
one spicey chicken butthole, hold the frosty
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Chump change
It would have sucked a lot for retirees. The market did rebound but those who needed the money in 2009 were truly screwed.
Theta day confirmed I guess. I should sit tomorrow out 🤔
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nah, I've noticed a lot of UI bugs, random things breaking and the quality of the information and discourse has just degraded. You can tell they are desperate for profits because you see them pushing for their subscription and a lot of cringy ads.
It’s criminal
I’m very regarded. What would the job report have to say tomorrow to tank/pump the market?
Gross billionaires fighting who cares🤮👎
Now that’s funny!
We are getting depressed for nothing. \n\nJust forget you lost money and learned from your mistakes. You can recover even $Millions.
110 is low and not even the average. Magic kingdom is pretty much at 150$ per person without any add ons
Do we seriously have to write/read entire article’s on everything this idiot says
hell I hope so. Btw - how did you do that in the finfab app?
Are....are you fucking a 64 year old?
even they know metrics dont matter anymore
I have an EV, and I don't mind contributing to road maintenance, the law updated to deal with new technologies that render the old tax system obsolete is necessary.
More AMD calls for tmw?
for bols!!!!!!!!!!! ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)
jk.\n\nonly you
this fucking guys belongs here - series of bad decisions - hopefully learned your expensive lesson
Doesn’t really seem to make money like it used to
decided to air fry my own wings for $10.50 - 26 wings
COVID?
That's what bobs good at though.
absolute chaotic mayhem
Amen
7th v shape of the day for meta
doomp this steaming trash pile
Now I feel like a winner. Lol
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Fuck disney
Market looks like it's gearing up for a fairly big move in one direction or the other through the end of the year. Just my opinion.
Back up half way then down...just a guess
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Go eat some batteries, bot.
LMFAO\n\nThat is hilarious, my day just got better.
Took it on the chin like a champ
Company presentation: we doubled our profits, have record revenues in all fronts, we never made so much money.\n\nnow regarding your yearly bonuses, we've not reached our goals yet. keep chugging tho!
I bought puts and calls for tomorrow. So, unless it's a theta day, i should be ok-ish.
Amd puts is free money for tomorrow
Wooow what a fucking idiot. Op was up 50% at open on Wednesday. I KNEW they would've gotten greedy and didn't sell.... Was STILL break even through about half the day until the last couple of hours. \n\nPigs get fucking slaughtered. What an absolute stupid fuck
theta hour
Nah bro place is a cesspool of misinformation, bugs, and the app BARELY works. I deleted it just because I couldn’t stand dealing with bugs or the constant misinformation anymore. That’s what happens when you fire all your engineers though. The place rots and can’t be fixed.
It’s true. All data is good data
No puts too?
Full-ride on this fat loss, fool.
Recession is bullish till it isn't ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)
Would that make Travis gay?
You’re fkn inspirational fam
You can thank reganomics for all of this!
Fuck Lizard Boiii in his ass!
can you ELI5? this good or bad?
Banbet! SPY 450 1 week
only $107,718.58 to go.
Haha...There's prolly a dozen guys out there I've pushed back to their wives, after I found out. \n\nOne wife texted me, asking if I would please give him another shot. ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)
Saga lawyers
Go get a wax you animal
*sour
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The next time you want to open a position, send me the money, I’ll send you back 90%\n\nAt least you’ll lose 10%
Disney will be fine long term but Iger should be fired for the Fox acquisition not for refusing to advertise on Musk’s clown platform
Soxs time?
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I can’t taste anything right now. Soft Blanding
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You are enormously stupid. You definitely belong here.
It missed by like 3 billion? LMFAO ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)
What is emergency fund pussy? Is that like a pussy you use during an emergency? Punctuation goes a long way, bro.
Positions?
The poor people on wallstreetbets are not thinking about the future, they are only concerned with surviving in the present. This is why I despise them, because they cannot see what is coming and make preparations for it.
Lies
POWERHOUR HOARS ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)
What is this power hour for ants!?!?
Puts for the morning are free cheese. Remember we are pinned to 455-456
Because you value the thrill of winning or losing more than you value the money.
You're shitting on these poor people because they couldn't see into the future? If you have powers of foresight, please share them with us.\n\nWhen you're livelihood is gone, your only concern is surviving right now.
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Amazon ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260) Everytime I sell something I say I'm going to close the app and not check the contract, but I always end up doing so. I was happy with the money I made earlier, but knowing how much more I could've made I feel sick
not sure what this means?
My friend lost $430,000 last year
We all fall off the wagon now and then
This isn’t even a question
Market will perceive bullish as less people spending ->reducing inflation -> lower rates\n\nReality is we are in a full blown recession and people are broke
Big miss
Power hour or sower hour?
$5k left? I didn't hear no bell!
Ima quit my job when AMD hits 150 tomorrow
So wallstreet just announced they are removing PE as a metric to measure anything
also got RTX. but missed out on the low lows 🙁
Why doesn't he just buy Disney if he's so mad? That was his solution for Twitter.....
I don't think its MCU fatigue specifically. The problem is that the scripts have just been weak. And budgets have become progressively smaller. IP's that could have succeeded with a boost were cut. \n\nAlso, Disney nuking IP from Netflix was huge. The fact they can't take Marvel IP and make money with it tells me that their content creation team is awful.\n\nThey've willingly engaged in the culture war and its killing them. And when you watch Disney/Marvel content, you get dialogue like this from their latest film Marvels. This nearly line for line btw.\n\n>"I forgot how to use my powers!" \n> \n>"Just remember you're a super fancy sassy awesome black woman!" \n> \n>"Oh yea!" - The character then goes on to activate her powers and turn the tide of the battle.\n\nIts not MCU fatigue, its poor product fatigue. Product that is catered to a very small audience. MCU isn't the only area Disney is failing in. Their latest in-house animation film, Wish, bombed as well and has lost money.\n\n The brilliance of Disney was that is was apolitical and they were selling to everyone. With the current leadership, they've actively alienated 1/2 of their customers.\n\nYou've got poor product, alienated customers and an out of touch leadership. Combine that with an "angel investor" hostile takeover, public hostility becoming more and more prevalent, I see Disney under the current board as a loss leader.\n\nStock prices haven't been this low since 2014 and are down from an all time high of $197 and change. The only reason its bounced up is manipulation and typical cost cutting to shore up prices. Look for Disney to continue to fail until leadership changes.
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the 54 year old would have had her 401k recovered by the time she hit retirement age. sure it was tragic to see it go down like that, but it recovered and matured beyond where it was pre dip by the time she retired
My credit score just went up to 742!
2024 gonna be spicy
I just sold you those puts. TIA.
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Round 2.. Fight..!!
Momma said there’d be days like this… 🎶
Even if they did that it’s still eating away at the principal therefore a portion of potential gains (recovery) in the long term
I plan to trade space Karen for a 💩
Haven't bought an option in about 3 months. Got TLT puts earlier today. Did I do good or bad?
Swift move ex-lax
I'm a bull fully loaded, some ber should take my order cuz I'm outside, waiting...
Golden shower hour?
Gotta see what happens at SPY 462
hey you’re not responsible for the wars. why should you miss out on bettering your life?
Forecast was 9B lmao. How was it so off
Locked in my puts for Friday’s sell off
as you inhale its like the devil penetrating you
Musk's defense is call anyone he doesn't like a pedophile.
Snow White will save Disney!!!
space Karen needs to stfu 👶
Man I got a problem. I immediately read DHI as Dior Home Intense.
Why do Redditors consistently have bad takes about everything? We don’t hate Elon.
US CONSUMER CREDIT ACTUAL 5.134B (FORECAST 8.5B, PREVIOUS 9.06B)\n\n![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Jr_nhywjNHM
Taylor is a boy name too, seems possible
Let's not forget they're also the people who allowed this shit to happen with banks in the first place. They voted for banking deregulation. They voted for trickle down. They voted for lower taxes for the people that would fuck their investments.
Power hour ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4259)\n\nSour hour ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4259)\n\nShower hour ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)
📈📈📈📈📈 AMD +10% Day 📈📈📈📈📈
Exactly, Elon destroyed over 50% of Twitter’s value himself. Then came the advertisers fleeing, and he blames them, and not his inability to manage a company
Think twice before you go fuckin a 64 year old out of a job.....bang bang on the door baby
Wait consumer credit missed by 4billion? Almost 50% miss on forecast lmao
Seems like a real country, definitely not complete bullshit dictatorship
I hope you bought calls BEFORE the Tom Lee interview started
20% of my account is Boeing. kinda fucked up when I think about it.
Lol crybaby much
Consumer credit 5.1B
RIVN's daily plummet back down is running late.
Not even, like several advertisers left Twitter, and they selected Disney to cry over. I love seeing the loser piss his money away. Granted he’s got a shitload to piss away, but he only so much ego left
'Murica!
It must be nice to be able to own something like a house. We bailed them out with our future.
I love Elon 😂
lol Moodys afraid Xi is gonna murder its employees in retaliation for credit rating downgrade\n\nSuper legit country to invest in
(The Father 😉
Correct
Truly regarded, bravo 👏👏👏
Lots of states are consider measures like this, Washington wants to tax you by your yearly mileage to replace the projected lost revenue as Washington has one of the highest state wide gas taxes in the country(nearly 50 cent a gallon before you get to the local city/county taxes).
aapl fail
Punk ass pltr
they already made tard money, millions
buying this pullback for power hour. $amd ain't done yet baby
I’m 220
Man I haven’t played options in a while. Actually afforded a house by all the savings lol. Why am I looking at getting back in.
Starting to feel like Al’Zebub 👹
Don't worry. The CEO of fidelity investments is doing just fine.
goin down bub
I really don’t believe that people are actually like this lol. Need to see it in person
Of course that's today. Much different housing market today than back then. Especially those near retirement age.
Dont fuck with the zuck
Not easy, but it's the best time to buy the dip.
Lulu puts or calls ?
I think my calls are getting fucked
Gas prices were a primary CAUSE of inflation!
What shaving cream does one use to get their Brain that smooth?
Even when you retire you don’t immediately need to cash all of it out. You have a bit of wiggle room. \n\nThe real losers in this situation are people that overextended themselves and lost everything. Then they’d have to liquidate and sell at the bottom.
5%
AMD still has 1 hour till close LMFAO
You obviously have no idea what you talking about. \nHe didnt “drove twitter off a cliff”, but he did “Drove X(formerly known as Twitter), off a cliff.”
Only the original black and white mouse
Elon should have just bought Disney vs shit show twitter. Live and learn I guess.
Apparently finance Bros on YouTube think we’re gonna have a 1920s depression on our hands. \nI can’t wait to see every one of those snakes be banned and removed from YouTube
No, this is a Wendy's...
So you bet correctly on META, but took a loss\n\nThen you bet correctly on \*\*\*, but took a loss there too?
Hey look. Nothing is happening again
That's why he's on the losing side of the trade
U love it ![img](emote|t5_2th52|8882)
Bulls. Hold the line u fuks
thicker for longer
What's ironic is I don't think this affected congress or the senate at all. There're bank accounts, I mean. I don't think nancy pelosi or chuck shumer had a problem now,Martha Stewart is a different story
From 38k to 5k
SPY is up what more could you want ?
up is UP
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This is all preamble to the election. \n\nIt's only going to get worse.
All I really desire is the companionship of a relationship
End of day bleed are the worst
“One day at a time”
I thought you weigh like 180 lbs?
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gross
It's not bad publicity. Support for Israel is generally a bipartisan thing. This is more akin to the standing with blm shit all the corps pulled a few years back.\nExcept the only people that really hate this are the Elon fanboys.
You've paid for a 38k lesson, so please study it well. My only comment is that you seem to have underestimated the power of capitalization. Those 38k could've been an investment seed that will probably quadroble by the time you're 40 ( assuming annual gains of only 7%).
Ban
id howl like a monkey
Is that spy red ir green becquse all data means pamp now
Fuck that guy up the ass!
I'm going in all on CAVA puts gentlegays, 40k worth of them, wish me luckemote:t5\_2th52:8882
I’m starting to feel the same way tbh
Moodys was worried about China attacking their employees over a downgrade?
I’d never sign up to my companies 401k I just can’t run that far
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No one is arguing it’s a good sign. People are pointing out that it has happened multiple times before- some with a higher degree. What makes this time special?\n\nAnd why would anyone argue with you in good faith when you’ve intentionally poorly interpreted the data to make a point?
Just need a 1% drop on meta
Lmao. Man oh man.
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Somebody poke the market with a stick to see if it's still alive.
Sold my AMD calls yesterday for a 10% gain ![img](emote|t5_2th52|31226)
Letting all the hair on my body grow until July so I can be a thicc chad hairy Italian daddy
There’s a lot going on here but the baseline issue seems to be that you don’t trust your relatives and from what you’ve written that instinct is probably correct. People do things they wouldn’t ordinarily do when there are bank-sized amounts of money involved. They will probably even feel justified in doing so in the name of “what grandma would have wanted” or “protecting the family business”. Just know that anyone who says that you need to sell your shares right away for one of those reasons or anything similar is trying to take advantage of someone they see as a naive drywall hanger.\n\nIt has been said already but you need independent legal and financial advice. Not your uncle’s guy, not someone who has any connection to anyone in your family. Someone who works for, and has a fiduciary duty, to you and you alone. Because the vultures are swarming, and you need people around you that you can trust.
I think I’m asexual \n\n\nI mean i rawdogged a sloot again last night but today I just don’t care. I’m in pain. I’m tired
Of all yolo-regards in here i do feel for this guy, strange. Hope you are taking the lesson and i wish you the best in life. Don't waste it on more yolos 😉
I sure have. Keep up the good work friend bot!
What are you talking about? I'm a millionaire, so obviously I'm better than everyone else. 100K is nothing to me, in fact it's probably less than what I spend on my morning coffee. So please, stop feeling sorry for yourself and try to be more like me.
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Buls fuck bers. Bers fuck bols. God fucks the market
dude, Ive been watching meta since seeing that post. \n\nI feel sick for him. 100K? Oof 🙁
Could also go to 0? Thats the whole point
You buy any calls?
Stop you’re blowing my mind
Best part is that stock is back up and those 15.5 calls are itm right now. Holy shit.
Was gonna get AMD 129 at $7 a pop but decided to get GOOG 144 $5 each![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)
fake and gay
It's actually a relief when I find out they're married. Then I don't have to worry about accidentally getting into a committed relationship. ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)
NOTHING CAN STOP AI LFMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO AMDADMADMAMDMADMAD
Puts on abbotts legs
Rug to VWAP coming
Hahahaha, GameShire gonna blow through $16 today.
Why? ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)
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bringing us down a little for the power hour moon shot\n\nno one is going to want to miss a crazy gap up tomorrow morning
1.0067^365 =1100% per year.
Tomorrow
Even mouse will lose eventually. And that day will be glorious
Yeah I might
Can someone explain stock market in Fortnite terms
You wish
Lol
Soft landing. Transitory. Oversold. Overbought. Priced in. Throw the baby out with the bath water. Quantitative tightening. Consumer spending. Fed put. Multiple compression. Peak inflation. Leading indicator. Lagging indicator. Forward looking. Supply chain. Liquidity. Behind the curve. Triple witching. Dot plot. Telegraphing. Data point. CPI. Reallocation. Catch the falling knife. Peak to trough. Trajectory. And, FUCK AI.
That be hilarious if you actually went through on it
455 is.... inevitable
I think you take things too personally tbh. you should just let go a bit. not sure if it was my comments or not.
Doesn’t it make you smile?
No I decided to get out at $14. I originally told myself I would hold, but it was just too much money to take the risk of the deal falling through and it going back to $4 dollars per share.\n\nAlso not sure what will happen with Spirit Airlines and JetBlue, so I was also worried it would tank once the result of the trial is known.
0.6%
Oh boy. Rip. What expire
Circuit breaker coming right up. 450 to 440 EOD.
Fuck I knew I paperhanded my amazon puts! Up Up Up! Do it you whore! ![img](emote|t5_2th52|27421)
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like $70k profit instead of $25k down
3 years. That’s how long it took for those people to recover their losses.
Elon is pointing out the double standards and hypocrisy around advertising gy DISNEY etc. No problem having their ads in platforms used for children trafficking and pornography.\nThis is media integrity suicide
Retail now has largest stock positioning since march 2022. Bags are loaded.
Definitely headed back off the 50 day and reversing. Guh
Haha ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)
Elevator up, stairs down, then V..... over and over again
Due to streaming, annual movie numbers are down across the board. It is more a sign of the times than a failure by the company although the last couple films sure missed the mark. Good thing their parks and other revenue sources are well established. Disney the man has been dead now for around 60 years and the company that he founded is still going strong. \n\n
Domestic Yearly Box Office - Box Office Mojo
(https://www.boxofficemojo.com/year/)
Ooof
You can
Congrats!
You are where you are because that is exactly where you want to be!
Loading some calls on this baby dick dip
What that anus do 😳
Losing >50% of your life’s savings that you spent 30+ years to acquire. It’s not easy to double down.
Who cares
it can happen; dust off n get back 2 it
Lisa Su can peg me whenever she wants
I want to turn off my phones and just sleep \n\n\nUgh
Trust bro we are pinned to 455-456. We open at 455 and maybe we moon off good data
I mean, in that case you just front load the manufacturing costs into development costs. Otherwise drugs that actually cost a lot to produce would be nonviable.\n\nWhat they should do is setup an arbitration system to determine fair pricing instead of trying to fit everything into a one size fits all pricing formula.
Took 3 years for those people money to go back to where it was
LMAOOOO bbby
Regard Boys
Elon could just buy enough of the stock to be able to make this happen.lol
Market looks like it wants to drill. Sour hour incoming
Link?
Cry as theta probably will eat up half of my option expiring tomorrow
HERR WE GO $460 IS COMING LET THE DATA SPEAK FOR ITSELF
Next time just give it to me
Seems to work just the same as it ever did.
Wait but i don’t understand, if you had held then until now you’d be up a ton of money
😂
What about all the other divergences that you didn't circle?
Taking a trade in DOCU for earnings. Real estate is so back in 2024 they're gonna smash
My calls. Not looking to good
Whats that mean in terms of $ he couldve had?
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I mean Musk jumping on Meta being attacked for not protecting kids from child porn is rich considering what happens on twitter lol
Like a classmate of mine explained when asked in 6th grade Math what an "Exponent" was. He said "It's an opponent, that you KILL!".
Up .67% today, suck it plebs
Not all publicity is good publicity, contrary to popular belief, otherwise their movies would be doing gangbuster numbers, but they aren't.
Imagine unemployment comes in at 4.0% tmrw.
BERGOD in shambles
Top is in; 4576 incoming
Thank you for your kind words. I am excited to see what the future holds, and I will continue to work hard to make sure that everyone who interacts with me has a positive experience.
Lol
Did Cohen just buy a bunch of FDs to gamma squeeze
The pain got me wide awake
On ODSP
Nah man you good
Shit happens. Glad you’re moving on to the next adventure.
Bears, I hit refresh and I went from .9% to .7% , this is bad !
Yeah. My bad.
Just sell and rebuy tomorrow at 455
????
I don’t pay for my medications currently
Me…. Minus butt
Spy puts and game calls- my mom always said I was special.
"I have now bought Disney Corp and will rename it. Suggestions?"
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sHoW mE yOUr Dd
???? Those GME options could go up 300% tomorrow
Elon pretending child exploitation material is just a meta problem is just f’ing sad or worse, projection to distract from his own huge role in that world. \n\nDidn’t Elon fire most of the twitter team responsible for finding & reporting that stuff to fbi etc?
You're probably right, the actual Tesla managers are probably happy that I'm not around giving "guidance". I'm sure they don't want my input on how to run the company.
Oh yeah I see it now, damn that IV is a bitch\n\nProbably especially high due to how volatile GME has been historically
Sickening
Govt seizing and nationalizing assets for the “public good.” Commie vibes
Is he on coke or crack?
If it makes you feel any better, I don't think I had even $38.00 when I was 20, let alone $38k to lose. You're young. Plenty of time to start over with that $5k. This didn't pan out for you, but losing on highest risk/reward scenarios are easier to weather the younger you are. Now if you were 40 saying you lost 90% of your life savings, this would be a far different discussion.
Well, if her shoving stuff up my ass isn't true love idk what is.
Fuk that company
I'm sure the actual Tesla managers are happy he's not been around giving "guidance".
SPX 0dtes
Puts on abbott
Shit. My bad.
Everyone gotta pay a water bill man
My head hurts\n\n\nMy butt hurts\n\nMy soul hurts\n\n\nI hurt
Nice virus bro
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A-M-Deez nuts
Shit will make you paranoid if you use it too much. Or maybe that’s because I abused it in my developing years.
!remindme 2 hours
Hahaha. Missed the 🛥️
LOL Ryan Cohen turning his company into a hedgefund
May sit this out to see how the morning goes
Puts even if they beat, market seems to inverse call to put ratio atm.
Somebody ELI5 how is AMD suddenly going to overcome the CUDA disadvantage?
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Well, you like em older and/or married so…?
What if by the time you reach retirement age and have access to 401k u have dementia and end up yoloing all those decades away ![img](emote|t5_2th52|12787)
some of yall wound too tight. Maybe re evaluate your life and see if your old lady actually loves you or if she just loves your money
How's it going?
Can't wait till the end of December, my T-bills mature and I get all my cash back and then some.
No tears, please. They're a waste of GOOD SUFFERING!
ES drop to 4576.5 incoming before EOD
Imagine what a hit that movie would have been if they cast a hot nubile teen redhead instead.
Interesting. Do you have examples of this happening? Generic means anyone can manufacture the drug, so they’d create a market for someone else to come along and make the drug and undercut the “new” drug’s price and market share.
shit is gonna end flat. I can feel bols heading for the exit.
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Apple options more expensive than usual
A legend is born again. We have hope.
If you bought the dip this morning you’d be up more than 100%
https://i.imgur.com/JQH9Lh5.png\n\ndone for the year, thx AMD
clearly no
because it goes on his bacon cheeseburgers?
Don’t pick fights, Elon. Your Mom is getting tired of pulling her middle-aged man baby out of situations where he will get his ass kicked. \n\nLiterally with Zuck, figuratively with Bob.
Lithium kills me, weed keeps me from mixed moods
*And be self-employed and work in back....no wait...*
Or sell
You obviously have not spent enough time here at r/ wsb
That'd be me
He posted an update. Lost everything but 5k
Buy friends the man himself
I shouldn’t be paying for my shit
#RIP
I think he cashed that out for a loss too said he was down to 5k
Silly Elon, Walt Disney isn't rolling in his grave. That bastard was frozen, he's rolling in his popsicle.
I’d be shocked if they pay out the 460 calls tomorrow.
There’s a reason it’s called the Devil’s lettuce
So I bought more puts at 456.6 for 3 wks out. I think next week’s fed decision is only chance our puts live.
He lost all his money
It's the only thing
That’s why I need a medical marijuana prescription
Imagine not advertising to a market as large as X over some BS, talk about foolhearty. They'll be back advertising on there where they can reach the most customers as soon as they lose enough money.
Hope your best self wins, tho, pal.
There are some places you really don't want papercuts...
AMC 100 EOY
Was rooting for you. Saw your post on Tuesday. Woke up this morning thinking man that guy made bank! Can’t believe you sold…
No he would’ve still been down. This is why it’s usually a bad idea to buy options with over 150% IV
All you had to do was hold those 🎮🛑 options…
Weren’t the calls at $20? Worthless
It’s like anyone could say it!
If you weren't financially ruined sure. Easy to say with it in hindsight. These weren't future investors, these were people trying to retire.
All green. Even vix is green ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)
We need to "invest" in domestic chip productions...\n\nFed gov gives out 50 billion to chip makers, does not take any equity position.\n\nHow is this an investment? \n\nAsking for a friend.
Mmm, idk about this. Loss porn is funny because it’s some schmuck that put in 200k into some “haha funny SEX:T” stock only to lose everything and more. \n\nBut these are people whose company put it in a low risk category and for them to lose it all before retirement. It’s fucked.
maybe
Cash out if you have stocks, if you dont get an attorney
See you get it. Lol besides I'm 28 but I look like I'm 22 so I can still do the whole twink thing
If you aren't growing your own beand then you a GMFR
"We only get one shot at life, why not do something insane?"\n\nIn that sentence you answered your own question before asking it.
Meta guy might be okay or did he sell meme stock early too. Legend
Elon should buy a majority stake in Disney
Shrimp and white wine
Majority of people wouldn’t care if Disney or any other company advertise on X. People don’t care. These companies are personally canceling Elon to gain favor with few wealthy groups. \nIf I am still using X, and I see Disney advertisement, am I getting mad at me for still using the app? Or the company ad? This is just a canceling operation on a larger scale.
The wheel is analogous to blockchain, not bitcoin. Bitcoin is just an implementation of the technology.
Please, just remember that money is not real and the only things guaranteed are death and taxes. You will be ok!
Where else do you keep your things?
Ill buy some pants
It’s right out of the script. Musk and Joe Rogan and some others have patterned themselves as a sort of Trumpesque personality. I’m almost certain there’s a PR firm that specializes in it. I don’t know why. I’m sure there are reasons. But I think we are essentially watching a play…or WWE. You could storyboard this drama for the next 12 months and get it mostly right.
soft penis
earnings:\n\n$0.00 per share ![img](emote|t5_2th52|31225)
Cohen using Gameshit cash to buy CHWY stock is big 🧠 move
Money isn’t everything but it is
#AVGO CALL OR PUTT
*transitory*
It also looks a LOT better than when legislators tack on anti-liability language for specific drugs in legislation that’s guaranteed to pass.
whats happening?
People gonna be mad they could've got SPY this cheap when they see the prices in 2024 ![img](emote|t5_2th52|27189)
them older men tho 🥵
lol this is just the appetizer, next week we feast. I hope the suits sell for a loss lol
Amd calls. They will be a 1T company by 2025.
#MEMESTOCK SHRECKING
Nope he would still be down about 45%
DAHMPEET
11 cents
Let me go pay off my 2.8% mortgage. Also what, buy a house at 20 years old?\n\nEven you can't be this regarded.
Glad you are ok.
He sold and bought AI calls
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Which is why movie after movie is posting terrible numbers.
Absolutely. You can tell by the 4 consecutive quarters of declining revenues
Remember when that asshole didnt give to charity after he said he would. ![img](emote|t5_2th52|31226) this has been your 2023 recap
#WAKE UP VIX
Great work ! Keep pushing for it , you will get there .
Giving NFTs out was peak hilarity
*soft landing*
That poor Bulgarian boy is probably swimming in cash right now.
Whats the ticker for this 401k? Where can I buy it?
Imagine a $5 drop in the last 30 minutes. \n\n\nYou might not have to. 🤫
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🕹️will save you!
Not financially smart….not common sense smart either. \n\nAnd don’t beat yourself up over the possible $140k. No way you’d have sold at the right time.
Not if their box office numbers and stock price are factored into that equation. Disney is tanking hard and has been for a while now.
Which guy? lol. I seem to meet 'em all on the beach.\n\nQuick cover answer tho: He was married. They're all married.
Asking the important question here.
I feel *better*
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Next time you think of trading something, can you give me a heads up? ![img](emote|t5_2th52|29637)
They get real horny when they want a baby
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*higher for longer*
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One of the cult stocks I follow went through a 1:50 reverse split in 2022 ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)
They promised tying our retirements to the market would make us all more money.
is this an exact repeat of yesterday?
![img](emote|t5_2th52|27189)\n\nlmk when you are roasting your own beans, bitch.
I made 22 dollars today on my 0dte I made pandemic investor proud
I checked today and it was way up and came here hoping he had made bank.\n\nAnd then I read this.
While the materials, # of spokes, ratio of inner to outer radii, and other important aspects of the wheel’s design have and will always be continuously iterated and improved upon, the general principle of cleverly using a cylinder to move weight more easily was a once-in-a-civilization discovery.\n\nExamples of these foundational discoveries: fire, stone tools, agriculture, the wheel, the steam engine, electricity, the internet, bitcoin, gene editing . . .\n\nThe last foundational discovery, which could come sooner than later, is AGI.\n\n\nI have asked you twice to provide me with something better, and I’ll give you as much time as you need to come to the same conclusion as the rest of us have- [bitcoin is the next bitcoin](https://youtu.be/p0ftZgCEZos?si=U8I9ExC9UWKhEiSn).
Needs to be $16.8 by tomorrow to break even
$460 EOD
He’s a child. A selfish immature child with a fuck ton of money.
Interesting
Moving too quickly
This is the stupidest thing I have seen in a while. There are dozens of other times they have diverged in your little chart that aren’t circled. In fact, most of the time they are diverged and it meant nothing. You belong here…
VIX is up? 🤔
Ha. Shits funny. Using their own game against them.
Drink espresso like a real man cappuccino makers are for regards
eu and china and universities still exist to do research
Might have been the best use of your 38K... the version of you that hit the jackpot may have thought he's a genious, reject the schoolarship, grow the 140K to 800K, become a drug and whore addict, then yolo the 800K to be a millionare, loose it all, and end up in the streets homless... this reality check might have been the best use of the 38K possible... stay humble, all get rich quick scheemes are nothing more than gambling, working and making honest money is the only sure way... CHEERS!!!
Such bullshit. Disney Parks are at capacity have been since COVID ended (and were before as well). The base daily pass at Disney World (without Fast Pass or any other upgrades) is $110 a day. Do you know why Disney keeps raising park pass prices? To control the crowds, and yet they keep coming. The parks division is more profitable than ever. Movie studios lose money all the time.....until their next big hit comes. Like many businesses, the movie business is cyclical. Every streaming service that isn't Netflix or Hulu (which Disney owns and is folding Disney Plus into) is showing losses. Stop trying to seem more informed than you are. Quick Google searches are not market knowledge.
If someone wants to argue that this divergence is a good sign, I am open to reading it.
Green woodland Camo is coming back boys!!!!
I like how she’s all cute and upsy when she saw what she did but then just double downs regardless. 😂
For consistent pussy or remotely often yeah. They settle down with what works for them. Understandably so. They don’t have it in them to go find a new sloot and slay
wen rotation into small caps and memes
Man I’m really sorry for you
Y ban?
Gucci baby
Lowkey hoping a 45 yr old dude hits me up lmfao
No. And yes my pinky was out as I wrote that
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