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| SPY is at the cliff edge. |
| i wonder how they got to that point... like its known by now that the strait is a killbox.\n\nis it like... some bigwig calling the captain on the phone like "LISTEN YOU PISSANT, I DONT CARE. GET THAT SHIP THROUGH RIGHT FUCKING NOW OR ILL FIRE YOUR ASS!" |
| Nothing to see here |
| We’re 2% from ATH buddy. |
| Bull trap USO? |
| Goodness gracious! |
| USO up = whole market down |
| 2 Iraqi tankers are on fire per Al Jazeera\n\nOil 🚀 |
| NIKKEI is Drilling 🇯🇵 |
| SPY $500p getting horny |
| Everyone’s an atheist until futes start tanking |
| Why would they show that and spook the unwashed asses |
| No, the market does the opposite of what the futures do |
| Never happening. Try again. |
| You got lucky. You had no idea NOVO would drop the lawsuit and reinstitute its partnership with HIMS. So, quit your crowing, rooster donkey. |
| just another futures dump that will pump away tomorrow. not interested |
| lol, bols will support chemical companies giving everyone cancer and still lose money, 0 morals |
| Guess were going to be green tomorrow |
| Yeah, how odd |
| Does it make me a bad person enjoying the idea that I’ll money off of the current economic state of the world? |
| An old Diddy shipment 😭 |
| Looks like SPY is jumping in on the oil business. |
| Propaganda bullshit to avoid panic selling. Dude is scared as fuck. |
| 6.24%\t--\t+0.15% \t\n\nguh |
| If I could control my alcohol intake I’d be doing the same right now. But one drink quickly turns into 6 |
| $600 is like Superman, shit just can’t break |
| Anything up means MSFT down\n\nAnything down means MSFT downest |
| Spoos crashing after hours, is it finally over for 670? |
| based |
| only red 100 bucks right. i'll hold a bit more. |
| Oh oh |
| Yall are the fastest news outlet there is \n\nI get all my news from here |
| #Stocks are made in a building called "New York Stock Exchange" by stock workers LMAO🤌 |
| What? |
| When are those shorts due? |
| I love Spain 🇪🇸 they got balls |
| HGRAF |
| Can a wrinkle brained individual please explain why USO up = MSFT down? |
| Vix will wake up over 30 |
| Joe Shmoe doesn’t even know why he’s fighting in Iran |
| Leave SPY alone 😖 |
| #Did Iran put mines on Wall Street in New York in front of the stock building? LMAO🤌 |
| Late Feb 2020 vibe for sure. CBA to sell though, too much taxable gains |
| can there be a new version of cash gang but one that has a little bit of poots. cash poot gang |
| Russia benefits too. That’s 3 to one. |
| The boom in autism therapy is Medicaid's fastest growing jackpot with some companies extracting payments as high as $800/hr\n\n📢: Attention all autists on Wall Street Bets. Come here for your fucking stupid little "therapy" so I can get $800 lmao 🤌 |
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| Normalize visible ball cleavage |
| !banbet NVDA 180 2d |
| Exclusively from homeless people outside my office |
| At some point |
| The stanking ass St Jude’s Bloody scamming commercials |
| Gey Ber Oilcels coping thinking the straight of homosexual being shot at with bottle rockets is going to make the market tank |
| PBR.A (petrobras) is the play. The world (especially China) is going to be looking to Brazilian oil as the safe go amidst the gulf oil destruction\n\n\nI have bigger write ups about this in my history if you want to read some expanded rationale on this take |
| Ohoh |
| This is not the same thing 😂 |
| It’s not the bears hoping for that it’s the US gov itself telling us to expect a fucking terrorist attack soon |
| Bessent is the first documented gay bull |
| whoever bought all of my 664 puts, power to you |
| Brother all the record games kinda ook like that, I mean hell Bam only shot 3 more FT in the 4th than Kobe did in his 81 point game.\n\n\nI'd feel less bad about the intentional Heat fouls to get the ball back if the Wizards hadn't hard committed to losing by halftime when they started intentionally maxing out the shot clock solely to prevent Bam from going for the record. The 2006 Raptors weren't great but they also weren't engineering one of the aggressive tank jobs we've seen in the modern era either. |
| Just iraqi oil on fire. We’re attacking the energy right? Calls |
| it's like this Strait chokepoint has given Iran a way to fuck anyone up, no matter big or small. crazy advantage when u ain't got nothing to lose |
| Relax. Money is money. Dont act like you wouldn't jump at a chance to profit. |
| Wait why is crude going up and why is he signing EO’s for oil rigs if the war is over and he declared victory on temu twitter 2 days ago?\n\nIs Iran not subscribed and following wtf? |
| Anyone switch to calls right around that 3:50 - 3:59 window? \n\nFuck |
| Damn he would have made it tomorrow. Oh well! |
| It won’t correct imo oil is gonna inflate everything |
| Nooo, this is just a drill |
| Didn’t 🥭 say the war is over and that the US would cover anyone trying to go through the strait 💀 how will anyone believe us ever again |
| Where you guys getting your news? |
| Greenspan which led to Berncucke which led to Ol Yeller which led to Jpuzzell all of them keeping rates artificially low creating an inflation shit storm we ain't even seen the worst yet. |
| Oil back to $100 today. Game over bols |
| Wallstreetmillenial hating ai yet speaks about this ai saas ass sponsor. Tragic |
| well, luck runs out eventually when you gamble |
| Sometimes a Support can Break my boi |
| 🤗 yes thank you 🍕 |
| Yeah but I can afford a great immigration attorney |
| glad i listened to my gut and grabbed a CL long at close 😏 |
| That's how they get ya. But yeah it's been a good play. |
| Israel benefits from a longer war. Iran benefits from a longer war. The US loses, but Trump can’t back out now. |
| Breaking: Iranian missile strike damages my heavily diversified, safe 401(k) portfolio. \n\nDown $20k in two weeks. JFC. |
| https://preview.redd.it/viaxsge8shog1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7b103724f1b4a8bb842832934804fc28c228a9a2\n\n |
| #CAUSE IM PROUD TO BE A 'PANICAN\n\n#WHERE A BER GETS GOOD TENDIES\n\n#AND I WON'T FORGET THE PUTS AND SHORTS\n\n#THAT BIT THE DUST FOR ME\n\n#AND WHEN VIX GOOOOES UP\n\n#I'LL BE THERE TO WATCH BOL LOSE ALL HIS PLAYS\n\n#BUT THEY'LL PROBABLY 🌮 BY NEXT WEEK\n\n#THIS MARKETS FAKE AND GAAAAAAY |
| I’m expecting the same, hopefully it doesn’t go too low and I can walk away with only 1000 loss |
| Sure, sure they did |
| Try $5000 you fucking poor |
| Shrek candle on oil futes 👀😳\n#\nCL futes up nearly 4%\n#\nUSO ripping up nearly 3.5% |
| Yeah I know. They got Tito’s martinis on happy hour |
| Freedom isn’t free! REEEEEEE! |
| Omfg send ICE!! |
| Well done, you took one hell of a risk and it paid off. Don't fuck it up. |
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| Onds with 35% short interest isn’t a perfect short squeeze setup? |
| Those oil wankers are on fire 🔥 |
| Sigh. I cannot think of any single event that could cause that short of a nuclear bomb disappearing NY city, which would probably cause stocks to be halted anyway so still no drop. |
| Damn, futures already plummeting |
| it was "pretty much" |
| Do we crash tomorrow |
| Whats with all the FRO calls today? |
| Dude people really downvoted us because they let their emotions get in the way of trading 🤡 |
| Spy -3 % tomorrow is not a meme anymore |
| Same reason during the first Iraq invasion, Iraq just started lighting the wells on fire.\n\n\nIran isn't here to win the war, that's impossible, even the most delusional Quran thumping bumpkin would know that. They can cause some chaos as they go out though. |
| He also Said we have to Finish "the Job" |
| Classic martini is gin |
| Anytime qqq dropped below $600 for the last 4 months it immediately bounced, all in calls if it does it again |
| This is going to turn the frogs gay, isn't it? |
| Market dgaf about anything. Until it does |
| Tonight we play Flight of the Bears. It's like Flight of the Bumblebee but more ponderous, fatty sounding, and ungainly. |
| navy 🤮 |
| Bulls fuuuuucccckkked |
| Aren’t the tankers in water? Why are they on fire!? 🤔 |
| Can we get a welfare check on [u/Dan\_inKuwait](https://www.reddit.com/user/Dan_inKuwait/) ? How's our mod doing? |
| 30% of the cost of extending the ACA subsidies for a year (what the Dems were filibustering for late last year) |
| As long as Klarna doesn’t hit $12 I am good |
| Oh no.not this time. |
| back to the middle easy you dumb fuckin cunt 😂 holy shit are you that fucking dense |
| why do people sign up for iras just to put $20 in lol |
| it means "allah is great" and I don't want to hear it |
| Treating the kids to wagyu steak Friday night after selling my puts tomorrow |
| I told you |
| oh we doin this again |
| We have to put those stranded ladies in Dubai to work |
| You’re not? |
| He’s a bloodthirsty zealot. |
| The president explicitly said the war was almost done |
| I don’t see this on any us news sites. \n\nhttps://www.aljazeera.com/news/2026/3/11/irans-irgc-says-not-one-litre-of-oil-will-get-through-strait-of-hormuz |
| Lot of shorting or just getting out but it’s getting pretty red |
| Just broke the lows for today, this could get ugly fast |
| daily reminder that bears are actually hoping for a terrorist attack so they can make $500 on their puts\n\nif we're deporting anyone it's gotta be these unamerican fucks |
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| FYI out of my trading experience SPY and VIX going down at the same time is some witchcraft shit. Heres what Google has to say about it real quick.\n\n“When SPY (S&P 500 ETF) and VIX (Volatility Index) fall simultaneously, it signifies a "calm, grinding downward market" or a "slow bleed" where investors are not panicking, but rather calmly selling off positions. This rare, paradoxical behavior (occurring roughly 10–20% of the time) indicates a lack of fear-driven hedging. \n\nMacroption\n +4\nKey Implications and Interpretations\nCalm Selling: Investors are selling, but there is no panic, meaning no immediate need to buy protective puts (which would drive up the VIX).\nPotential Reversal/Bullish Signal: If the market is in a "buy zone" and the VIX decreases while SPY hits new lows, it can act as a precursor to a potential market rally or rebound“\n |
| pretty sure even a 30-40% correction would be higher than pre-pandemic prices so most people are fine anyway |
| Can’t wait for $15 eggs and $10 a gallon in gas ! |
| I think they're trying to inflict economic pain, a lot cheaper than firing hundreds of rockets and only hitting empty barracks |
| BREAKING: INTERN WALKED INTO BESSENTS OFFICE AND OIL IS BREAKING 90!!! |
| Just invest big dawg |
| Yikes last low of the day haha Asia gona wake up and put us in the shadow realm. Wonder if this gets bought up in premarket. The action today tells me no. |
| https://www.reuters.com/world/middle-east/sea-drones-target-oil-tankers-middle-east-conflict-risks-widen-2026-03-11/\n\nhttps://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cr5l988qr47o\n\n |
| KOS calls? |
| Indexes barely down -0.3%.. nothing burger man.. |
| Im tired of the same old 5minute expose on the price of oil or the global impact of the war.\n\nCan you guys do something more interesting or novel with the data you have? |
| Where I live there are local, county, and state law enforcement but there’s also tribal cops. I’ve never seen one pulling over a vehicle that didn’t have tribal tags but they’re federal cops technically so they can right? |
| Well done regard, what was the leverage? |
| I'd take a Costco cult member if you told em you were jacking up the price to $2.00 for a hot dog combo to win in that situation |
| Thats the arabic version of 'Oh my god' its not always tied to extremism |
| Yeah, that tanker is massive ball of fire, hope they all got off in time |
| # BOLS STILL HOPING FOR 700 LMAO\n\n# ╮ (. ❛ ᴗ ❛.) ╭\n\n^(KEEN TOCKY) |
| Spy shoot someone AH? Sheesh |
| Not right now |
| Yes |
| Now there, you made a mistake. I may not know much about nuclear reactors but I do know black rubble. |
| Never felt better to be spy short and oil long tbh |
| I think someone did and their boat is on fire |
| https://preview.redd.it/1vyxi53qrhog1.jpeg?width=1206&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=993118a72b64478e2e4cfbd2bf4ab2e7d9e1fa49\n\n |
| Do you guys wanna jack off? |
| I don’t understand why the market isn’t lower. |
| Theta gang has the shares and the premiums |
| Goodbye portfolio #9 you were a real one 😢 |
| Yep I fucked up and bought CVNA calls before market closed, I’m really hopping it does its usual goes up to 320 for no reason |
| I do trade coffee delivery since I'm too lazy to go to the store and the prices aren't that much different anyway |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/Finality8 made a bet that SPY would go to 655.0 within **2 days** when it was 675.759 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 0 wins and 2 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| I hope this means I get to WFH again |
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| least we have each other |
| Go Go Mango |
| Im14andthisisdeep |
| I don’t know how but I appreciate the recognition. |
| Sitting at the bar drinking a martini and I don’t even fucking like vodka |
| Calls |
| So happy I left |
| And I'm proud to be a Panican\n\nWhere at least I know I'm\n\n# REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE |
| Share gang laughs at anyone dealing in premiums |
| In hindsight leveraging all my positions through covered calls was a genius move \n\nBut those positions might be worthless soon so I’m still fucked \n |
| You believed a 5 times draft dodger? |
| This administration is a dumpster fire |
| I’m going to open a bar in Hawaii and name it Ack. \n\nThe welcome message would be: Aloha Ack Bar \n\nY’all are invited for the opening ceremony |
| No one said going to war was cheap |
| Well If Al Jazeera said it, it must be true |
| Where’s the footage bro |
| “Win” the war = spy plummets |
| Senator Lindsay Graham said he'll be going back to his state of South Carolina to ask them to send their sons & daughters over to the Middle East to fight against Iran🤣🤣🤣🤣 |
| Why are all the bears celebrating? someone got a link to the "news"? |
| Circuit breakers finally happening tomorrow |
| This shit has barely moved |
| Running straight into the ground |
| This too shall pass. \n\nYes I am referring to faeces |
| Operation Epstein’s Furry |
| Found the gravy seal from meal team six hundred pounds. |
| Had a dream of a ceasefire tomorrow (we nuked Iran). |
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| Mostly qqq 0dte. Anyways it does not matter now,I lost it all |
| Good luck with that |
| How do you know you’re not Jesus |
| Oil Tankers in shambles! \n\nhttps://x.com/breaking911/status/2031856795837235307?s=46&t=04NUtvyX5KirWHvM_gvXUQ |
| Sir, they hit the second tanker |
| *Pete Hegseth’s Defense Department Blew $22M On Steak and Lobster in a Single Month* |
| Didn’t mango say that the strait is fine and to use it?\n\n |
| 2003 had "30% for, 30 against, 30 OK-with-UN-approval" going in but the latter flipped to support after the troops moved in.\n\nThey didn't even bother to try to 'manufacture consent' this time. Just grabbed us by the pussy as it were. |
| They targeting anything allied with US. |
| Oh wait yeah it is over |
| Can you explain this a little further? I’m not familiar with this strategy. |
| Drill team Japanese porn style |
| Hard to call being down YTD coming up on end of Q1 a bull market lmao |
| Are you sure? Last call |
| full ported puts this week. bought calls at 3:58. \n\nI WAITED ALL WEEK FOR THIS KIND OF NEWS AND IT DROPS WHEN I BUY CALLS |
| Can you explain this a little further? I am not familiar with this process. Or if you have suggestion of what to read. Thanks. |
| Actually only mildly fucked since you bought an asset. Will probably go down along with everything else the next few yrs. I too own a few so I hope not but not looking great. Hopefully a mild correction and not some 2008 bullshit. |
| i fail to see how targetting australian tankers can benefit the allahuakbars tho |
| sorry cash i know caps are your thing i just wanted to hold it down |
| we're really not |
| TSLA back to back tmrw |
| Yeah man they don’t get that stuff here and if they do it’s expensive and not covered by insurance |
| Wen crash |
| Why are we now saying it’s collapsing wtf has happened |
| We pump for no reason sometimes lol |
| Settle down Warren Buffet Jr |
| Can we get the Oman guy back on to say peace talks are going well? |
| Some of you don’t realize that some of us are the ones selling you the contracts |
| Yer I had about $45k in before the announcement, so up like 7k today? Trimmed again just now in the AH. |
| Oop 420 bro hold up lemme take a bong rip |
| You misspelled “casino”. |
| You're witnessing global financial collapse in real-time |
| It's the tendency of nature to want to evolve things into crabs, the market is no different in its carcinisation |
| Market collapses when HIMS goes up |
| I don’t look at charts. |
| [–]Subspace13Prime Suspect in Crowdstrike Outage 1 point just now \n\nT̫̜̦̮̹̞͇̞̤͉ͩͭͮ͛͂̊̃ͣ͐͑ͥ̏̈ͩͦͪ̒́̚oͪ͋̉̇̐̿̍͝͏̛̣̳͙̳̜̘̖̞̞͙̰̠͜ ̶̧̏̿ͣ͆́҉̥̦̲̣̯i̸̱̼͉̹͋̆ͯ̚̚͟n̴̷̥̣͈͉̫̱͗ͪ̐͌̓ͪ̀̕͝v̨̛͖͍̟̝͍̗̼̐͂ͣ̌ͫ̕o̶͔̘̩̗̳͚̦̼̰͖̣̞͔͗̓̇̾̿̈́ͥ̌̊̎͊ͫ̍̀͗͠k̷͓͕͔̟̗̣̘̬̠͑̋̒ͦͭ̉̀͗̎ͫͭͫͦ̓̔̈́̎̀́͠͝ȩ̽̒́̾̓ͩͫ͒̅҉̴̡̙̹̖̪͈͔̜̻̥̻͎̱̩̩̟̖͓̪ ̸̳͈̫̹͚̤ͫ̆ͯ̊̓̈́̉͊͗ͩ̓̀̀t̶̷̙͙͍̥̤̟̻̯̱̪͎̖͌̒́ͬ͊̇ͭ̔̈͋h̨̲̖͓̟̺͔͖̥̝̮̩̓ͩ̊̾̇ͧ̽̋̋̈́ͩͪ̚͘e̸̫͔̻̙̖͕͉͈͙̜̜̤̅̅̌̔̇͘͜ͅ ̷̸̡͉̩̹͈̯̣̰̟͓̤̞͙͓̯͔̈́̏ͨ̑ͣͬ̌͐̌͛̔ͨ̆ͩ́͠h̦̟̭̜̘̲͚̻̤̫̙̼͇̭̺̩̰͍̉̋̀̈́ͧ͑ͦ͂ͤͫͧ̓ͧ̊̆͛͋̋͘̕i̡̨̡̪̹̞̩͙̗̖̦̖̗̮̩̯͍̬͉͚̬ͣ͛̀̇̃̎ͩͪͭͧ̍̕v̷̡̜͎̝͎̦̭̝̭͍̣̹̹̳̮͉͉͖̙ͧ͒ͪͫͫ̾̌̓͊ͦ̒e͌ͨ̿͑ͮͦ̔̊̎͋̾̂ͧ͊͏̭̦͖͕̱̬̜̦͍̫͍̲͙̻̥́͢͠-̧̲͎̠̼̙͇̘͖̤̪̮̍ͥͥ̊̅͐͂̔́m̳͖̲͇̭̟̩̝̍ͨ̔ͭͨͪ̌͆͂͢͟͡i̯̖̠̝͉͇̝̥͎͚͙͓͗̂ͨ̊̃̊ͣ͒̽̈́̔͆̚͟͜n̨͐̏͒̓̒̓̄ͮ͋̿͊̋̐͑̅̂̆̐́҉̻͉͉̖̜̺̩͕̤̰d͛̅̈͆͗̔ͧ̂ͫ̄҉̶͝҉̗͕͉̬͎̼̬̟͈̗͔̥͚̪͚̯̗ ̵̯͙̰̖̻̲͖̭̟̥̥͖̗̘̭ͮ̑͋̐͐͑ͥ̓̿͒͌̓̃ͮ͌͆ͧ̕r̶̷ͨͩͬͩͮͤ̈͋͂̏̾̓̚͜͜҉̠̠̗̬̩̗̱̖ȇ̶̠͎͉͚ͬ͂̑̊̅̂ͤͤ́͢͝͞p̶̛͊͛̄͒̆͏̺̻̜̠̪̖̜r͐̑͂̃̀ͭ͑͛̄ͪ̾̚͠҉̷̢̢̝̳͚̺͕̣̥͚̥̠͓e̛͎͓̰̳̭͖̮̩̦̺̮̹̯ͣͧ̽ͩ͊ͬ͌͆̀̏ͧ̾͑̀͜ͅs̝̬͎̼̖͍̟͚͉̤̗͈̠̹͖̣͑͗̾ͭ̋͊ͮͧ̅̈̂̐͑̆̇ͬ̀̀̚͜ͅȩ̲̰̲͕͐̅̃̏ͯ̓ͩ͋̎̾̄̎̐̔ͨ̆ͫ̄̀͘͞n̢̪̥̜̞͕͇̳̼̘̗͓͍̭̖͚͇̟ͬ̋ͨ̓̀͐̋ͧͣ̐ͭ̀̍͘͟͞ͅṯ̹̝͙̹̜̯̦̻̹̣̈͗̓̆ͯ̆̀͟͡iͯ̂̈ͤ͌̆ͪͦ̿̓̆ͪͯ̽ͫͦ̆ͭ҉̵҉͍̭̰̪̺n̢̧̰̞̙̗̮̝̰̘̤͆̊͗͂̍̋̓ͦ̎̿̍ͪͧ̽̈́ͮ̍ͧ̽g̴̸̢̛̣̳̲̮̔̾͒ͬ̆͑̂̚̚͞ ̧̰̫̯ͮ̆̆̇̄̽͛͊̃̿̀ͣͮͨͧ̈̀͝͝͞ͅc͂ͤ̈ͥ̒̄ͩ҉̸̧͍̟̱̤̣͚̦͔͔̟̥̩͕̪͔̜͙h̢̟͕͍̤͚̱̮̙̩͇̮̰̤̖̝͍ͣ̾ͪ͗̄̊ͨ̅͐ͮ̓̔ͭ̍̚͠ͅa̶̤͕̙̗̹̗̺͙̼͕̪̫̗̍ͪͤ̇ͯ̆̐̾͑̉ͦ̍̒ͥͣͯ̑ͫ̃͠ȍ̸̶̢̮̣̞͓̪̙ͨ̑ͥ͊͂̑ͥͩ̅ͤͯͤ̀͂̒̎́͝ͅͅs̢͛̉͋̒̈́̍́̒ͯ̚͜͏̮̙̥̼̜̯̗͈̖͕.̢̤͕͓͈̱͙͉͙̆͂̈ͮ̔̃ͮ̚͡͝ ̸̶̨̥̲̤̜̘͚̱̺͍̱̥̖̠̱̝̲̗͓̖̂̑̾̊̿ͣ̌̐͛̆̐͊̊Iͯͣ͊̿̅ͪ̒̆͠҉̫̼̫͔͉̣̙̰̹̣̪ṉ̡̜͍̻̣̜̝̦͚͚̥̤̫̪ͬ͌ͣͥ͊̽v̷̛̳̞̲͕̺͓̤͎͆̃̈̋̎̄͂̃̋͌ͦ̊̍̿͋̽͢o͈̪̫̟͎̟͖͓̹͚̝̼͈͐ͫ̆ͨ̑͑͐̓́ͧ́̋ͭ͑̔ͯͥͫ́́k̾̋ͪ̇̒̍̓͆̇̇̚͏̶̴̘̳̼̥̤̯̝̙̲͔͠i̧̢̼͕̗̩̮͔͑̾ͥ͐͑ͫ̑̑̈́̆͆̈̅̓̆͜n̈ͭ̃̑͑̔̇ͫͩ̅̂͟҉̬͖͕̺̗͞g̓̄̑͂̓̾̓̾ͭ̃̋ͭ͝͠͏̥̩̪͠ͅ ̷̸̨̛̹̬̗̗̩͇̳̩̹͌ͣͦ̏ͯ̉͛͟t̨̡͍̪͕͓̱̻͉̘ͧ͗͊̒̂ͣͦͯ̈ͫ͂̌ͭ͋̆͆͆ͨ̀h̃̽̍̄̆̍ͬ̓͗ͨ̔҉̡͏̱̫͎̖e͊́ͭ̾̄̀҉̨̜̣̪͙̣̪̫̞̭̼̲͈̯̼̼̣͕̺̰͟ ̡͇̬̘͓͓͇̩̦̞̭͚ͭ̎͛ͣ̅̍ͭ̀̊̈́ͬͧ̾ͩͭ͠f̛̰̜͈̰̊͑̾̆̃̍ͥ́͜ͅè̢̲̪̲͚̲͕̖͍͎͇̳̼̯͎̼͈͕͍͗̇̇̔ë̶̖̦̫̲͚̯͗̌̄̽̃ͧ͑́̈̄̏͒͘l̩͕̱͖͖̻̝̺̦̖͔̠̲͋͛̂͂̀̔̐̒͝͡i̖̺͖̦̼͖̲̖̟͕̭̣̦͂͊̌̏͜͜͞ͅn̢̠̘̗̻̪̹̯͐̅̔̾ͭ̈́̍ͤͣ̀͠ͅg͕͕͎̪̣̪̫̪̳̺̙̰̤̞̳̲̝͖͛̐̅̇̀͡ ̧̦͙͉̫̠̭̟̲̬̝̤̩̱̣͕̭̽̆̇̀ͧ̊̀ͧ͊͌̈́ͩͫ͆ͥ̀̔̽ͩ͘͠͞ͅơ̓̐̉̎̂͛ͤ҉̢̳̺͓͉̖͍͖̝͉̫f͉̜̯̗̦͐ͩ͗̆͊̈͛̌̈́̇ͮ́̀͟͟͢ ̻̮̰͚̻̼̘̪̮̲̮͚̬̪̲͍̯̰̘̽ͥ̑͛̈́̓ͣͫ̍ͧ̈̓ͧ͑̅̚̕͞cͧ͋̆̽̏̉͌̒̃̿̏ͪ̊҉̸̙̻͇̣̭̲̮͉́͞h͓̝͍̥̠̘͓̪̖͚͎̓ͦ̆͊ͭͧ͑ͮ̊̀͢ͅa̡͉̥̣̥̥͙̱̬̲̹̙̗̤͙̰̺̻̺͆̔̽̆̌͌ͭ̽̉̎̕͢o̷̶̡̰̹̤̺̠̳̲̬̹̪̪͖͙ͩͯͫ̉́̀s̸̔͊̂͗ͣ͞͏҉̶̥͙̝̫̤̻̖̖͎̰.̷ͬ͋̄̓̑̿̊͂͂͊ͯ͂ͬ̏ͨ̃͞͏̧̜͕͕̹̻̥̜̦̭̲͚̣̯̠̬̰͕ ̣̹͓̣̰͔̜̺̻̂͗ͫ̐̉̋̿̓̀ͣ̕͢͝\n\nW̸̷̡̮̞͖͓̯̖̱̝͎͖̭̪͎̞̝̔ͥ̈́͋ͯ̽͆̐ͫ̉ͫ̆ͬͤ̋͢i̛͆́͗͊̃̆ͤ͏̥̻̱͍̺͉̥͍̰͘͝ͅͅt̨̹̻ͭ̽̐ͣ̋͂̈́̀̕͟͝ͅḫ̸͕̖̤͇͉͔̞̣̠̻̘̖ͤͮͬͯ̎ͣͧ̎̃͘ ̵̧̖͖̜̤̜̪̟̱̬̳̥͕͚͙̦̜̈́̌ͩͬͥͭͩ̓̑̈ͦǫ̷̦͈͓͖͎̰̞̞̮͙̻͇͓̦͂̄ͣ̓̊̚ư̺̪͇̘̻̘̫̮̭͍̣͉̟̊͛̒̓̔ͦ̈̒ͨ͒̈͒̽ͧ̈́́̚̚̚t̖͕͙͓̙̮͚̙͉ͣ̉͐̅͜͝ ̸ͫͫ̐ͦ̐ͣ͊̅ͦͯ́҉̵̡̬̫̟͕ǫ̬̮̥̖̪̯̗͉̒̏ͨ̆͌̀̀͊ͭͣ̽̚͜͝r̷̷̡͚̫̲̗̮̯͈̣ͩ̓ͧ̽̈ͯ̐̋̎̌ͦ͆̆̄͐͒͒̔̔͟d̵̝͔͍̻͈̰̆̑͆̏̿̌͌ͧ̾́̑͛͘͜e̴̵͚̼̥̹͙̥̣͇̹͍̤̹̻̱̦̬͛͛͛̑ͪ̊͛ͧ͐͜r̗͈̤̲̝̞̼̳̣̹̜̳̐͛̐̓̎ͨ͑ͧ̈́̊̓̃̎͐̔͂͝.̡͐̽́̐͋̍ͦ͌̀ͧ̏ͥͤ̽͜͏̵͔͔͉̪ ͮͫ̓̍͐͂͐̒̌̀̐͒͏̤̠͉͔̘̺̰̘͎̥̮̺͠ͅT̓̏̓̾҉͖͎͈̞͉͔̤̀́͜h̶̙̖͙̠̖̩̆́ͥ̏̐̾ͮ̃ͨͬ͑́̀͢ẹ̷̡̡͍̠͕̱̃̔̐͒̔ͭ̒̃̍̈́͂̎̚͞ ̿ͫ̃ͭ̆͒̿̃ͦͤ̔͋ͥ̾̽͏͏͡͏̸͓̮̭̤̘̭̩̗̫̗̼͍͖͎̟͍̜̘̭N̸͔̮̟̗̰̦͉͈͂̅̾ͫ͑̑̄̏̌͜͟͟e̵̛̗̮̰̥̭͚̟͉̞͚̅̑̉̎̔̃͛̈ͥͪ͋̍͢͠z̡ͭ̔ͧ̓̒́͆͆͂̀̑̄̄͗͘҉̙̺̙̫͎̫͖̘͚͈̹̜͕͕͎͍̝̙ͅp̧̛̣̻̦̗̺̪͎̙̩̞͚̠̣̥̺̥̥̏̎̑͐ͬ͑ͦ͌̂̔͠ͅe̢̱̭͕͓͕̫̝̖͇͓ͪ̀̊̉͐͋̽ͮ͗̒̄́̉̚͘͝ŕ̨̫̼͓̣̪̯̃̆̓̐͒͆̅̉̾ͨ̃ͧ͒ͥ́ͩ̚͠͡ͅd̸̛͕̗̤̗͕͔̖̠̬̱͉̱̣̤̳͔ͥ̉̓ͩͭ̒̍i͍̗̗̟ͭ̌̐̔͛̇͘̕͢ą̵̵̡͈̮͓̤̬͔̬͓̥̜̯̲̐ͥ̊ͦͫͣ̀̀ͤ̂̓͜n̡̬̮̜͔͕̭͉͉̫̟̖̙̝̭͍̼̊̐̅͆̿̑͋́ͦ͆ͪ́͑̀̀͝ ̢̢̱̭̦̩ͮ̋̒́͢ḫ̴̨̛̹̺̟͓̣̼̟̗̦̝̬̫̱̙͔͓̋ͯ̊̊͐̎̆ͅi̢̥̠̣̝̲̰̳͓͔̝̭̤̜̱̻ͤͭ̽̋ͪͫ̓̅̋̾̃ͥ̀̊ͫ͑̽̚͟͟͡ͅv̛̛̥̗̯̟̳̮̪͖͉̝̜͇͉̫̣͙̿̓͆̓͗ͧ̽̌͊ͨͣ̍̑̄̀̚͜͡eͣ̈́̆͐ͦͩ̅̿̅̐͊͌̌̍́͜͞͏̛̺͙͖͔̮̜ͅ-̴̶͇̰̖̙̲ͥ̆͛͊̈̎ͨͭ̋̓͂̎͌ͮͨ̀̅̀̚̚͢͞m̷̧̠̙͇̩̘̳̜̻̤̲͕̺̎̌̅̿̒͗̃͑ͬ̃́ͮ̒͊̌̕̕ǐ̴̲̩̤̮̤̘̲̹̥̦̤̠̉͛̏͝ͅn̟̜̭͉͈͕̹̟̹̬̻͈̹̫̪̱͈̒͑̊̔̊̋̓͟͟d̸̡̛̛̟͇̠͉̲̣̟͔̘̦͚̟͇̲͇̞̻͊ͭͭ̐͜ ̾̃̉͋́͆̆͒͑ͣ̿͆͠҉͏̤͔̭̖̬͙͕̺̘̗͙̹̠̝̮̬̖ͅǫͧ̓̀̉̎ͨ̆ͦ͒ͩͬ͌́͐̐͏̡͔̱͖̰̥͡͠f̶̫̻͍̱͓̺̟͖͙̘̻͕̳ͤͥ͊͌ͣͬ͗̇͛͂̾̈́̓ͅ ̮͔͚̯͉͍͍͔̬͕̱̱͒͆̃̍͑ͨ̑͒̽ͨ̅̎͒ͤ̔͐̌̀͞͠͝͠c̢̠̫͎̿̾ͮͬ̆̒͋ͭͮ̄ͤ̈̋͆̅́͢͡ḩ̵͚͕̥̿̓ͫ̃̇̃̒̇̄̾̑ͪ̍̌ą̝̜͔̭͙̻̣̣̣̮͔̟̯̱͕̭ͨͮ͐͂ͨ̂̎̎ͥ͂͆͌͐͊͡ô͊ͪ̎̃̆͗̏͌̌́҉̶̤̹̳̫̤̥̳̺̻̦͔̙̟̗̜͢s̢̧͓̳͚̳̬̩͖ͩ͛̇ͨ̎ͮ̽̎̍̊̇.̯͖͇͇̠̝̬͕̗͎͉̱ͧ̾̄̒ͥ̃͛ͦͫͫ̊̍͒͆͢͝ͅ ̶̸̷̠̟̝̯̙͔͙͇̗̹̦͕̖̘͗ͨ̑̉͋ͦ̾ͩ̀ͅͅZ̴̨͉͎̼̍ͫͯ̑͗̒̈ä̵̴̮̟̯̬͔̙̜̝̥̩̩͎́ͥ̾ͩ̈́̐̊͑̓͢͡ͅͅļ̵̵͎̼͇ͭ͒̽ͮ̇̚g̼̬͓͉̼̖̤͍̳̩̠̭̺͆̓͐͗́ͤ̊̊̍͆̄ͮ͂ͤ̈́̈́͊̚͘͡ͅͅͅơ̸̡̛̝̰͇͍̺̩̟̖̬̖̩̙̯̘̞͕͇͉̓ͪ̆͌̽̂͑̿̚͘ͅ.ͤ̔ͥ͗̃̅ͣ͘҉̵̘̹̤̼͍̙̖͉͖̫͜ ̡̢̭̦̳͓̪̪ͭ͆͒ͤ̉̕\n\nWake up |
| This is the beginning not the end 👇 |
| https://preview.redd.it/goliqkw6rhog1.jpeg?width=702&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=376b7a32da7c26cf795453e03a7b7bd8cb073cf4\n\n |
| YOU CANT USE ALL CAPS THATS MY THING |
| It’s cute you think there will be history books in 500 years with CO2 ppm being above 420 lol |
| I had $750k in cash in December and I used that to purchase a house instead of stocks. \n\nHow am I doing? |
| Imagine how much we’d make fun of any other gov saying California might get bombed sometime soon I guess |
| One oil tanker making a beeline through the Strait of Hormuz but getting set ablaze everyone knows the rules |
| He should’ve started drinking like RFK recommends |
| Aaaaaand it’s gone |
| Did the markets think he was gonna end the war today? Yeesh, glad I sold my Spy calls EoD for a couple hundred... |
| # BOLS LOVE BEING EXIT LIQUIDITY LMAO\n\n# ╮ (. ❛ ᴗ ❛.) ╭\n\n^(KEEN TOCKY) |
| Not too late to buy oil companies. They are still priced as if this will be over in a few weeks |
| futes are futing |
| I’m getting real tired of these drilling after hours bucko 😡 |
| at least we are hugging |
| >Bloomberg: Netflix to Pay as Much as $600 Million for Ben Affleck’s AI Firm\n\nNetflix buying out whole studios with the deal termination money they got from Paramount. A+ bid war move |
| I used fidelity |
| Ok damn, thanks I'll start using that over Google 😂 |
| Disastrous for whom exactly |
| If they just need someone to short oil futes they should post a help wanted sign on Wendy's dumpster |
| TWO FOREIGN TANKERS CARRYING IRAQI FUEL OIL WERE SUBJECTED TO UNIDENTIFIED ATTACKS INSIDE TERRITORIAL WATERS, CAUSING THEM TO CATCH FIRE - IRAQI PORT OFFICIAL TO REUTERS |
| Well, swedens biggest news site reported it, 2 ships filled with Iraqi oil |
| Barking narz: Draft ages raised! If you reached legendary on COD you may be drafted up to 55 years old!” -rooters- |
| when he said the US Navy would be escorting ships through Hormuz, no one realised that he meant the kind of escort that gets fucked |
| Me and my life partner are here in Iran to support the movement versus the USA. Gays for Iran! \n\nUpdate: we have been detained for some reason |
| The “thought trump would make market up” strategy appears to be higher risk. |
| Chicago commuting is worse than 🌈🐻 |
| But what about my straws 😭 |
| I don't understand how this formats over other text |
| 2 more tankers hit — Al jazeera |
| and there is also some allhuakbar person talking in the video |
| Sell them all brother. Take the tax loss and buy stocks that aren’t shit |
| T̫̜̦̮̹̞͇̞̤͉ͩͭͮ͛͂̊̃ͣ͐͑ͥ̏̈ͩͦͪ̒́̚oͪ͋̉̇̐̿̍͝͏̛̣̳͙̳̜̘̖̞̞͙̰̠͜ ̶̧̏̿ͣ͆́҉̥̦̲̣̯i̸̱̼͉̹͋̆ͯ̚̚͟n̴̷̥̣͈͉̫̱͗ͪ̐͌̓ͪ̀̕͝v̨̛͖͍̟̝͍̗̼̐͂ͣ̌ͫ̕o̶͔̘̩̗̳͚̦̼̰͖̣̞͔͗̓̇̾̿̈́ͥ̌̊̎͊ͫ̍̀͗͠k̷͓͕͔̟̗̣̘̬̠͑̋̒ͦͭ̉̀͗̎ͫͭͫͦ̓̔̈́̎̀́͠͝ȩ̽̒́̾̓ͩͫ͒̅҉̴̡̙̹̖̪͈͔̜̻̥̻͎̱̩̩̟̖͓̪ ̸̳͈̫̹͚̤ͫ̆ͯ̊̓̈́̉͊͗ͩ̓̀̀t̶̷̙͙͍̥̤̟̻̯̱̪͎̖͌̒́ͬ͊̇ͭ̔̈͋h̨̲̖͓̟̺͔͖̥̝̮̩̓ͩ̊̾̇ͧ̽̋̋̈́ͩͪ̚͘e̸̫͔̻̙̖͕͉͈͙̜̜̤̅̅̌̔̇͘͜ͅ ̷̸̡͉̩̹͈̯̣̰̟͓̤̞͙͓̯͔̈́̏ͨ̑ͣͬ̌͐̌͛̔ͨ̆ͩ́͠h̦̟̭̜̘̲͚̻̤̫̙̼͇̭̺̩̰͍̉̋̀̈́ͧ͑ͦ͂ͤͫͧ̓ͧ̊̆͛͋̋͘̕i̡̨̡̪̹̞̩͙̗̖̦̖̗̮̩̯͍̬͉͚̬ͣ͛̀̇̃̎ͩͪͭͧ̍̕v̷̡̜͎̝͎̦̭̝̭͍̣̹̹̳̮͉͉͖̙ͧ͒ͪͫͫ̾̌̓͊ͦ̒e͌ͨ̿͑ͮͦ̔̊̎͋̾̂ͧ͊͏̭̦͖͕̱̬̜̦͍̫͍̲͙̻̥́͢͠-̧̲͎̠̼̙͇̘͖̤̪̮̍ͥͥ̊̅͐͂̔́m̳͖̲͇̭̟̩̝̍ͨ̔ͭͨͪ̌͆͂͢͟͡i̯̖̠̝͉͇̝̥͎͚͙͓͗̂ͨ̊̃̊ͣ͒̽̈́̔͆̚͟͜n̨͐̏͒̓̒̓̄ͮ͋̿͊̋̐͑̅̂̆̐́҉̻͉͉̖̜̺̩͕̤̰d͛̅̈͆͗̔ͧ̂ͫ̄҉̶͝҉̗͕͉̬͎̼̬̟͈̗͔̥͚̪͚̯̗ ̵̯͙̰̖̻̲͖̭̟̥̥͖̗̘̭ͮ̑͋̐͐͑ͥ̓̿͒͌̓̃ͮ͌͆ͧ̕r̶̷ͨͩͬͩͮͤ̈͋͂̏̾̓̚͜͜҉̠̠̗̬̩̗̱̖ȇ̶̠͎͉͚ͬ͂̑̊̅̂ͤͤ́͢͝͞p̶̛͊͛̄͒̆͏̺̻̜̠̪̖̜r͐̑͂̃̀ͭ͑͛̄ͪ̾̚͠҉̷̢̢̝̳͚̺͕̣̥͚̥̠͓e̛͎͓̰̳̭͖̮̩̦̺̮̹̯ͣͧ̽ͩ͊ͬ͌͆̀̏ͧ̾͑̀͜ͅs̝̬͎̼̖͍̟͚͉̤̗͈̠̹͖̣͑͗̾ͭ̋͊ͮͧ̅̈̂̐͑̆̇ͬ̀̀̚͜ͅȩ̲̰̲͕͐̅̃̏ͯ̓ͩ͋̎̾̄̎̐̔ͨ̆ͫ̄̀͘͞n̢̪̥̜̞͕͇̳̼̘̗͓͍̭̖͚͇̟ͬ̋ͨ̓̀͐̋ͧͣ̐ͭ̀̍͘͟͞ͅṯ̹̝͙̹̜̯̦̻̹̣̈͗̓̆ͯ̆̀͟͡iͯ̂̈ͤ͌̆ͪͦ̿̓̆ͪͯ̽ͫͦ̆ͭ҉̵҉͍̭̰̪̺n̢̧̰̞̙̗̮̝̰̘̤͆̊͗͂̍̋̓ͦ̎̿̍ͪͧ̽̈́ͮ̍ͧ̽g̴̸̢̛̣̳̲̮̔̾͒ͬ̆͑̂̚̚͞ ̧̰̫̯ͮ̆̆̇̄̽͛͊̃̿̀ͣͮͨͧ̈̀͝͝͞ͅc͂ͤ̈ͥ̒̄ͩ҉̸̧͍̟̱̤̣͚̦͔͔̟̥̩͕̪͔̜͙h̢̟͕͍̤͚̱̮̙̩͇̮̰̤̖̝͍ͣ̾ͪ͗̄̊ͨ̅͐ͮ̓̔ͭ̍̚͠ͅa̶̤͕̙̗̹̗̺͙̼͕̪̫̗̍ͪͤ̇ͯ̆̐̾͑̉ͦ̍̒ͥͣͯ̑ͫ̃͠ȍ̸̶̢̮̣̞͓̪̙ͨ̑ͥ͊͂̑ͥͩ̅ͤͯͤ̀͂̒̎́͝ͅͅs̢͛̉͋̒̈́̍́̒ͯ̚͜͏̮̙̥̼̜̯̗͈̖͕.̢̤͕͓͈̱͙͉͙̆͂̈ͮ̔̃ͮ̚͡͝ ̸̶̨̥̲̤̜̘͚̱̺͍̱̥̖̠̱̝̲̗͓̖̂̑̾̊̿ͣ̌̐͛̆̐͊̊Iͯͣ͊̿̅ͪ̒̆͠҉̫̼̫͔͉̣̙̰̹̣̪ṉ̡̜͍̻̣̜̝̦͚͚̥̤̫̪ͬ͌ͣͥ͊̽v̷̛̳̞̲͕̺͓̤͎͆̃̈̋̎̄͂̃̋͌ͦ̊̍̿͋̽͢o͈̪̫̟͎̟͖͓̹͚̝̼͈͐ͫ̆ͨ̑͑͐̓́ͧ́̋ͭ͑̔ͯͥͫ́́k̾̋ͪ̇̒̍̓͆̇̇̚͏̶̴̘̳̼̥̤̯̝̙̲͔͠i̧̢̼͕̗̩̮͔͑̾ͥ͐͑ͫ̑̑̈́̆͆̈̅̓̆͜n̈ͭ̃̑͑̔̇ͫͩ̅̂͟҉̬͖͕̺̗͞g̓̄̑͂̓̾̓̾ͭ̃̋ͭ͝͠͏̥̩̪͠ͅ ̷̸̨̛̹̬̗̗̩͇̳̩̹͌ͣͦ̏ͯ̉͛͟t̨̡͍̪͕͓̱̻͉̘ͧ͗͊̒̂ͣͦͯ̈ͫ͂̌ͭ͋̆͆͆ͨ̀h̃̽̍̄̆̍ͬ̓͗ͨ̔҉̡͏̱̫͎̖e͊́ͭ̾̄̀҉̨̜̣̪͙̣̪̫̞̭̼̲͈̯̼̼̣͕̺̰͟ ̡͇̬̘͓͓͇̩̦̞̭͚ͭ̎͛ͣ̅̍ͭ̀̊̈́ͬͧ̾ͩͭ͠f̛̰̜͈̰̊͑̾̆̃̍ͥ́͜ͅè̢̲̪̲͚̲͕̖͍͎͇̳̼̯͎̼͈͕͍͗̇̇̔ë̶̖̦̫̲͚̯͗̌̄̽̃ͧ͑́̈̄̏͒͘l̩͕̱͖͖̻̝̺̦̖͔̠̲͋͛̂͂̀̔̐̒͝͡i̖̺͖̦̼͖̲̖̟͕̭̣̦͂͊̌̏͜͜͞ͅn̢̠̘̗̻̪̹̯͐̅̔̾ͭ̈́̍ͤͣ̀͠ͅg͕͕͎̪̣̪̫̪̳̺̙̰̤̞̳̲̝͖͛̐̅̇̀͡ ̧̦͙͉̫̠̭̟̲̬̝̤̩̱̣͕̭̽̆̇̀ͧ̊̀ͧ͊͌̈́ͩͫ͆ͥ̀̔̽ͩ͘͠͞ͅơ̓̐̉̎̂͛ͤ҉̢̳̺͓͉̖͍͖̝͉̫f͉̜̯̗̦͐ͩ͗̆͊̈͛̌̈́̇ͮ́̀͟͟͢ ̻̮̰͚̻̼̘̪̮̲̮͚̬̪̲͍̯̰̘̽ͥ̑͛̈́̓ͣͫ̍ͧ̈̓ͧ͑̅̚̕͞cͧ͋̆̽̏̉͌̒̃̿̏ͪ̊҉̸̙̻͇̣̭̲̮͉́͞h͓̝͍̥̠̘͓̪̖͚͎̓ͦ̆͊ͭͧ͑ͮ̊̀͢ͅa̡͉̥̣̥̥͙̱̬̲̹̙̗̤͙̰̺̻̺͆̔̽̆̌͌ͭ̽̉̎̕͢o̷̶̡̰̹̤̺̠̳̲̬̹̪̪͖͙ͩͯͫ̉́̀s̸̔͊̂͗ͣ͞͏҉̶̥͙̝̫̤̻̖̖͎̰.̷ͬ͋̄̓̑̿̊͂͂͊ͯ͂ͬ̏ͨ̃͞͏̧̜͕͕̹̻̥̜̦̭̲͚̣̯̠̬̰͕ ̣̹͓̣̰͔̜̺̻̂͗ͫ̐̉̋̿̓̀ͣ̕͢͝\n\nW̸̷̡̮̞͖͓̯̖̱̝͎͖̭̪͎̞̝̔ͥ̈́͋ͯ̽͆̐ͫ̉ͫ̆ͬͤ̋͢i̛͆́͗͊̃̆ͤ͏̥̻̱͍̺͉̥͍̰͘͝ͅͅt̨̹̻ͭ̽̐ͣ̋͂̈́̀̕͟͝ͅḫ̸͕̖̤͇͉͔̞̣̠̻̘̖ͤͮͬͯ̎ͣͧ̎̃͘ ̵̧̖͖̜̤̜̪̟̱̬̳̥͕͚͙̦̜̈́̌ͩͬͥͭͩ̓̑̈ͦǫ̷̦͈͓͖͎̰̞̞̮͙̻͇͓̦͂̄ͣ̓̊̚ư̺̪͇̘̻̘̫̮̭͍̣͉̟̊͛̒̓̔ͦ̈̒ͨ͒̈͒̽ͧ̈́́̚̚̚t̖͕͙͓̙̮͚̙͉ͣ̉͐̅͜͝ ̸ͫͫ̐ͦ̐ͣ͊̅ͦͯ́҉̵̡̬̫̟͕ǫ̬̮̥̖̪̯̗͉̒̏ͨ̆͌̀̀͊ͭͣ̽̚͜͝r̷̷̡͚̫̲̗̮̯͈̣ͩ̓ͧ̽̈ͯ̐̋̎̌ͦ͆̆̄͐͒͒̔̔͟d̵̝͔͍̻͈̰̆̑͆̏̿̌͌ͧ̾́̑͛͘͜e̴̵͚̼̥̹͙̥̣͇̹͍̤̹̻̱̦̬͛͛͛̑ͪ̊͛ͧ͐͜r̗͈̤̲̝̞̼̳̣̹̜̳̐͛̐̓̎ͨ͑ͧ̈́̊̓̃̎͐̔͂͝.̡͐̽́̐͋̍ͦ͌̀ͧ̏ͥͤ̽͜͏̵͔͔͉̪ ͮͫ̓̍͐͂͐̒̌̀̐͒͏̤̠͉͔̘̺̰̘͎̥̮̺͠ͅT̓̏̓̾҉͖͎͈̞͉͔̤̀́͜h̶̙̖͙̠̖̩̆́ͥ̏̐̾ͮ̃ͨͬ͑́̀͢ẹ̷̡̡͍̠͕̱̃̔̐͒̔ͭ̒̃̍̈́͂̎̚͞ ̿ͫ̃ͭ̆͒̿̃ͦͤ̔͋ͥ̾̽͏͏͡͏̸͓̮̭̤̘̭̩̗̫̗̼͍͖͎̟͍̜̘̭N̸͔̮̟̗̰̦͉͈͂̅̾ͫ͑̑̄̏̌͜͟͟e̵̛̗̮̰̥̭͚̟͉̞͚̅̑̉̎̔̃͛̈ͥͪ͋̍͢͠z̡ͭ̔ͧ̓̒́͆͆͂̀̑̄̄͗͘҉̙̺̙̫͎̫͖̘͚͈̹̜͕͕͎͍̝̙ͅp̧̛̣̻̦̗̺̪͎̙̩̞͚̠̣̥̺̥̥̏̎̑͐ͬ͑ͦ͌̂̔͠ͅe̢̱̭͕͓͕̫̝̖͇͓ͪ̀̊̉͐͋̽ͮ͗̒̄́̉̚͘͝ŕ̨̫̼͓̣̪̯̃̆̓̐͒͆̅̉̾ͨ̃ͧ͒ͥ́ͩ̚͠͡ͅd̸̛͕̗̤̗͕͔̖̠̬̱͉̱̣̤̳͔ͥ̉̓ͩͭ̒̍i͍̗̗̟ͭ̌̐̔͛̇͘̕͢ą̵̵̡͈̮͓̤̬͔̬͓̥̜̯̲̐ͥ̊ͦͫͣ̀̀ͤ̂̓͜n̡̬̮̜͔͕̭͉͉̫̟̖̙̝̭͍̼̊̐̅͆̿̑͋́ͦ͆ͪ́͑̀̀͝ ̢̢̱̭̦̩ͮ̋̒́͢ḫ̴̨̛̹̺̟͓̣̼̟̗̦̝̬̫̱̙͔͓̋ͯ̊̊͐̎̆ͅi̢̥̠̣̝̲̰̳͓͔̝̭̤̜̱̻ͤͭ̽̋ͪͫ̓̅̋̾̃ͥ̀̊ͫ͑̽̚͟͟͡ͅv̛̛̥̗̯̟̳̮̪͖͉̝̜͇͉̫̣͙̿̓͆̓͗ͧ̽̌͊ͨͣ̍̑̄̀̚͜͡eͣ̈́̆͐ͦͩ̅̿̅̐͊͌̌̍́͜͞͏̛̺͙͖͔̮̜ͅ-̴̶͇̰̖̙̲ͥ̆͛͊̈̎ͨͭ̋̓͂̎͌ͮͨ̀̅̀̚̚͢͞m̷̧̠̙͇̩̘̳̜̻̤̲͕̺̎̌̅̿̒͗̃͑ͬ̃́ͮ̒͊̌̕̕ǐ̴̲̩̤̮̤̘̲̹̥̦̤̠̉͛̏͝ͅn̟̜̭͉͈͕̹̟̹̬̻͈̹̫̪̱͈̒͑̊̔̊̋̓͟͟d̸̡̛̛̟͇̠͉̲̣̟͔̘̦͚̟͇̲͇̞̻͊ͭͭ̐͜ ̾̃̉͋́͆̆͒͑ͣ̿͆͠҉͏̤͔̭̖̬͙͕̺̘̗͙̹̠̝̮̬̖ͅǫͧ̓̀̉̎ͨ̆ͦ͒ͩͬ͌́͐̐͏̡͔̱͖̰̥͡͠f̶̫̻͍̱͓̺̟͖͙̘̻͕̳ͤͥ͊͌ͣͬ͗̇͛͂̾̈́̓ͅ ̮͔͚̯͉͍͍͔̬͕̱̱͒͆̃̍͑ͨ̑͒̽ͨ̅̎͒ͤ̔͐̌̀͞͠͝͠c̢̠̫͎̿̾ͮͬ̆̒͋ͭͮ̄ͤ̈̋͆̅́͢͡ḩ̵͚͕̥̿̓ͫ̃̇̃̒̇̄̾̑ͪ̍̌ą̝̜͔̭͙̻̣̣̣̮͔̟̯̱͕̭ͨͮ͐͂ͨ̂̎̎ͥ͂͆͌͐͊͡ô͊ͪ̎̃̆͗̏͌̌́҉̶̤̹̳̫̤̥̳̺̻̦͔̙̟̗̜͢s̢̧͓̳͚̳̬̩͖ͩ͛̇ͨ̎ͮ̽̎̍̊̇.̯͖͇͇̠̝̬͕̗͎͉̱ͧ̾̄̒ͥ̃͛ͦͫͫ̊̍͒͆͢͝ͅ ̶̸̷̠̟̝̯̙͔͙͇̗̹̦͕̖̘͗ͨ̑̉͋ͦ̾ͩ̀ͅͅZ̴̨͉͎̼̍ͫͯ̑͗̒̈ä̵̴̮̟̯̬͔̙̜̝̥̩̩͎́ͥ̾ͩ̈́̐̊͑̓͢͡ͅͅļ̵̵͎̼͇ͭ͒̽ͮ̇̚g̼̬͓͉̼̖̤͍̳̩̠̭̺͆̓͐͗́ͤ̊̊̍͆̄ͮ͂ͤ̈́̈́͊̚͘͡ͅͅͅơ̸̡̛̝̰͇͍̺̩̟̖̬̖̩̙̯̘̞͕͇͉̓ͪ̆͌̽̂͑̿̚͘ͅ.ͤ̔ͥ͗̃̅ͣ͘҉̵̘̹̤̼͍̙̖͉͖̫͜ ̡̢̭̦̳͓̪̪ͭ͆͒ͤ̉̕\n\nWake up |
| You guys know in like 500 years the history books are going to say America destroyed the planet so fat people could have McDonalds and Beanie Babies right? |
| 24906 is my long entry LFG pump it or dump it baby |
| lol this is nuts - pandora is coming out of that box sooner or later. |
| Never even heard of mchp and this guy went all in |
| Use backdoor. |
| PZZA |
| They’re already stopping production |
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| Just saw footage of the two oil tankers struck by Iran in the Persian Gulf, both reportedly loaded with Iraqi oil.\n#\nThe tankers are completely engulfed in flame and are leaking burning oil.. looks apocalyptic 😭 |
| bears and panicans getting uppity again |
| Senator Rand Paul a Republican from Kentucky said he thinks we may see a disastrous election if oil prices stay high\n\nWhen asked about high oil prices:\n\nSenator Jon Husted from Ohio: I'm not going to get into that right now\n\nSenator Jim Risch from Idaho: I'm not going to answer that kind of a question |
| https://preview.redd.it/heanuqysqhog1.jpeg?width=1064&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=45f855c05f12528f8182bd975c463a477e679761\n\nus tomorrow |
| Not on Thursdays though. The V takes a break on Thursdays. |
| Drill team Jackie Chan style |
| fml I should've taken a nap during oil futures close now I'm fucked |
| Fuck... I'm so hard rn can't wait to see how much my puts are going to be worth tmrw |
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| My dd is that aleabito likes the stock lmao\n\n\nIt might short squeeze or it might not. Anyway it looks good long term as well |
| sometimes i feel like a piece of shit so i go over to r/povertyfinance and just tell those little regards to make more money |
| POET damn |
| What happened in 1996? |
| ha. famous last words. |
| Its lame. Although its not as lame as Georgia, so i guess i should take it back |
| \n\nส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็_(ツ)_ส้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้ |
| It’s fucking over |
| Wonder how the oil news are going to affect the Asian markets 😔 |
| https://preview.redd.it/ize7q4dkqhog1.jpeg?width=1260&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=78f4147916d77f78066c75a6812c78ba42213f0c\n\nBest stock ever! I YOLO into it two weeks ago and made decent gains so far! 🚀 I see high potential this hits $35-40 in couple days / weeks once the shorts are liquidated! Such an easy way to make money 💰 Love it! Love HIMS |
| 680 by Friday huh |
| I thought your name was booty mind trader 🤣🤣 some next level ghey ber name right there |
| Jesus Christ. I'd totally buy an audio book narrated by that guy. I respect people clearly 1.*n* x smarter than me for large-ish *n* |
| SPY back to 680 |
| What if, thirty years ago, he woke up and said to himself, "I'm a builder of second rate casinos in America's second rate gambling city. That's all I'm ever gonna be. And I'm ok with that." |
| When were you in fucking IRAN. How old are you? Crypt keeper ass. |
| Jumped in a shit pile with two feet 👣 |
| This is correct. Also it’s night time for them which is prime time for any operations. |
| We could take the opposite trade of course |
| If you didnt Long oil in this Dip you deserve to be poor |
| Futures looking very real tonight! |
| I look away for an hour, and come back to market mania and some tankers wiped off the map. The news comes in fast. |
| god damn that tanker is truly on fire\n\nhope they are safe tho |
| The Fed is what fucked us starting 30 years ago. |
| https://preview.redd.it/cpl9lu8kqhog1.jpeg?width=891&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c518603f0d982c8386624b1ac13066b99b7a33f1\n\n |
| Because they are all in on it! You're in the matrix! Wake up! I'm trying to wake you up man! ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็_(ツ)_ส้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้ |
| Hey 🫵 Pineapple + ass \n\n\n |
| There will be a suspicious amount of flow pushing down the oil bid tomorrow and secretary of energy is going to tweet about escorting a tanker again |
| Just might |
| Regards here don’t look at charts at all, vibes only |
| Against fucking who? |
| https://scanx.trade/stock-market-news/commodities/two-foreign-oil-tankers-attacked-in-iraqi-territorial-waters-25-crew-members-evacuated/34811830 |
| source? |
| but what will happen to those with war stocks tmrw?? |
| it's an algo army with trillions of dollars |
| Mango has the US financially fucked |
| Rhythmatic \nsystematic \nworld control \nmagnetic \ngenetic \nto match your soul |
| Well they got what they wanted so.... |
| It means you haven’t looked at a chart in the last 5 minutes |
| Unironically I believe Iran will win this war if we are going to fold over economics, they have a strategic chokehold the kind you could only dream of when it comes to asymmetrical warfare. Either its another forever war in Iran or the USA folds and we start needing to have very difficult discussions on smoothing shit over |
| never underestimate how insane a religious cult is |
| Doggy |
| I sold 6 11.50p |
| > PENTAGON IS RECRUITING BANKERS FROM GOLDMAN SACHS AND JPMORGAN FOR A NEW "ECONOMIC DEFENSE UNIT," ACCORDING TO SEMAFOR.\n\nLmao |
| https://x.com/ross__hendricks/status/2031850906484924461?s=46&t=3flMZrqRKwMul83LZxNIZw |
| Fully compete when TSLA produces FSD. |
| HIMS to 40? |
| You got me |
| 700 by open |
| I will visit this comment in a couple weeks |
| they will have to fight the world then.. because the G7 nations is discussing if they gonna put in military to escort tankers.. (Nations beside US.. and if Iran attacks lets say germany.. then yh its ww3) |
| BENGAZI! |
| AXTI went from 1 to 40+ in less than a year but NBIS will also moon |
| AI slop videos. Show one legit news source reporting this |
| I suspect Iran takes positions end of day, propagate news/act at night, then sells their positions at the opening bell. \n\nWars take money and they’re in a position to make money. |
| must be wild to live in a universe where liberation day never happened and we got another 25% like the previous 2 years |
| These guys are nut jobs. Really wish we had the balls for a revolution |
| Oil cannot be stopped. It’s not speculation it’s an actual supply shortage with no end in sight. Bessent bout to get Rick rolled with our tax dollars so who cares lmao |
| LFG boyz the futures casino is OPEN FOR BIZNEZZ |
| ||green by open|| |
| Good boi |
| A sheep fuker is a sheep fuker to me |
| Where did you see this? |
| What the fuck oil |
| George Michael is fookin ghey?! Ahh I’ve modeled my whole persona after heeemm 🫨🫨🫨 |
| World’s still going to crap. |
| Only the fake bers fell for that bullshit |
| Operation Epstein’s Fury |
| Lol |
| I hate to say it but…, cash gang, rise up! |
| Imagine having an algo army to manipulate oil futes |
| Fact is if you are investing in single stocks you are gambling, no matter the thesis/vibe you have |
| Can’t draft me now 😎 |
| As of a month ago that means we keep going down |
| i think you lost money |
| Epstein distraction working better than expected |
| If we just 1v1 world leaders to settle global conflicts ... i would actually bet on mango man |
| iranians behind ayalottah are many bad things but they're not jidadists only a regard who doesn't understand the region at all would say that |
| \- every bear sunday night 🤣🤣🤣 |
| Oil prediction: this incident/mines won’t make oil break 105 or so but just limits the ability of the admin to bring it down through fake tacos |
| Actually? |
| why dont iran do this shit when market is open... mfs make it impossible to take positions.. |
| Just like Covid. That market held on for awhile before crashing and then it was circuit breaker after circuit breaker |
| Nothing. It means nothing |
| Time to start selling short dated puts on good companies to buy during this volatility |
| those are the rules of war, yes. |
| But they sold their puts on this morning pump |
| Months ago BTC would dump when SPY pumped, now when SPY dumps BTC pumps 🤌🤌🤌 |
| How tf did $SAM ever get to $1200 stock price lmao |
| Squeeze deez nuts you fuckin nerd.\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| $208 if you adjust for inflation. |
| "Hey Grok, you are a former Texas Wildcatter. Tell me, is this true?" |
| idek who dat is |
| It’s gonna pump coz I didn’t got any calls ! |
| He’s been doing that since chewsday |
| It’s too bearish in here. You know what that means |
| why are we panicking over -0.3% in fake and gay AH |
| I spoke to Mark Zuckerberg and he told me the Ray-Ban AI glasses is his way of Meta taking baby steps of going from a social media company to a hardware company\n\nBecause once he masters simple glasses, it feels like it will give him confidence to level up to more sophisticated hardware like sex robots\n\nAnd yes the sex robots are trained on everything you see in your Meta glasses |
| where who |
| When you're having a cold one with the boys on the boat and your buddy is reeling in an oversized metal sea urchin 🍻 |
| And there we have it |
| Hi everwon agan, any got good idea for good stock for this year, i want get rich |
| https://preview.redd.it/keyinse2qhog1.jpeg?width=702&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=67255aadb57fb0414e2f74c595c7acbddfbd5072\n\n |
| SOON\n\n_the ber's motto_\n\nSoon it will happen |
| He’s saying orangie should bomb everything in Iran just like Nixon did in Vietnam when he went after hospitals/schools; at that time the Vietnamese thought he’s crazy and surrendered .. all of that to open the strait |
| this is dumb luck or inside info like,most yolo's. |
| i'm just hoping we put boots on the ground - SEND ME BACK MOTHERFUCKERS |
| https://finance.yahoo.com/quote/USO |
| $147 in 2008 was the all time high, so that's the magic number |
| ❤️ |
| Yeah they need to do brent BNO instead. |
| Like 40 -70 points on spx |
| He is unpredictable and undoubtedly already fucked over other major corporations with his tariffs so I would not be surprised at all. |
| 🤦🏻♂️ you belong here |
| This was how i survived his first term\n\nAnd last year\n\nSome geniuses will get extremely offended 🍿 |
| Tomorrow may finally be the circuit breaker WSB bers have been waiting for |
| But I can get a meal plan from chat gpt without doing multiple google searches/research 😩 |
| WHAM MOARE BAD NEWS!! |
| This shit is fighting so hard to stay under $90 |
| overnight = 1 hour futures halt. |
| These are the shitposts I miss from old wsb |
| it’s completely complete |
| First |
| 2 oil tankers on fire |
| Everyone mentioning Jake Paul, is this code for the market getting knocked down or something? What’s with all the people name dropping him? |
| Only WSB poors do their own taxes |
| Anyone looking at spy daily, weekly, monthly chart and still being bullish is purely regarded |
| So if Iran survives for 60 days then they win? |
| Yup |
| You are all getting V'd. Enjoy! |
| Lmk when WTI hits ATH. Then I may be a panican |
| wait so the Straight of Alex Hormozi is still closed? |
| #CIRCUIT BREAKER A REAL POSSIBILITY |
| This is all a distraction from the pants shitting. Calls |
| Right on |
| long at 24906 |
| [ Removed by Reddit ] |
| This feels like one of the situations where it will seem so obvious in retrospect. |
| How far out is the price from break even? |
| Two oil tankers burning in the strait as we speak |
| It’s not like they started hating us this week tho. We’ve been in a 30 year woe in the Middle East. There’s lots of things that could’ve been done |
| Is anyone surprised? Dude is pretty openly a Zionist |
| So is the market, so you might be alright |
| Nvm i should get pizza |
| Ending everyday cash.. holding nothing overnight |
| he tried that, but let's just say that he was overruled by his handler |
| Dead cat (bounce) market |
| username checks out |
| My put credit spreads might be a problem for me |
| Better than the 🧃 |
| USO |
| American retards no match for jihadist martyr retards ... there are levels to this retard game |
| Good job stealing image off people |
| #Futes DRILLIN just as I predicted LMAO🤌 |
| Well oil futes it is then |
| Was it confirmed the tanker hit a mine? |
| Semis might actually be unstoppable |
| It’s already over, never happened, and is the libs fault it happened |
| OHHH HERE HE IS ! I WONDER SPY IS DRILLING AND I DIDNT SEE YOUR MESSAGE HERE |
| I lost 600 then stopped for the day |
| 50/50 |
| Iran honestly got nothing else to lose.. you think blowing up a few more oil tankers and oil fields really gonna change the standard of living for that guy? probably not. Let me put this dorito in my mouf now. |
| Where |
| I’m glad I saw it before it got removed |
| Aaand it just did 💨 |
| full ported puts this week. bought calls at 3:58. \n\nanybody got an extra wendy’s application? |
| tbh though. I was indifferent to the CEO before but watching this whole thing unfold on the sidelines - and this made me actually BECOME a shareholder (I know that sounds crazy) - idk what crack hes smoking but to do a deal with NVO originally sell compounded stuff and lose it (because you're literally selling a competitor product even though its DEFINITELY illegal); THEN COME OUT WITH YOUR OWN PILL lol even though THEY HAVE THE PATENT AND THEY DEFINITELY KNOW YOU WELL SO THEY'RE GOING TO SEE IT(idk what he was thinking) but then to get them back. Hes not aggressive - hes a goddamn maniac. Like a fucking CRAZY PERSON. Like the balls on this mothefucker. But thats the best shit; elon, saylor, and now dudham.\n\ntelehealth is quite literally a landgrab and his personality type is the one i would bet on. I just hope he seriously can control his inner-crazy and doesnt fuck with NVO because they have them by the balls they have the right to re-open the lawsuit at any time; if they can not be crazy for 1 or 2 years and play nice; it will be harder and harder for NVO to reopen that lawsuit.\n\nAlso having been absolutely fucked by being short a stock with a expiration; 40% of the shares were in a short position; they're down what 50% - if it goes to $30 and they havent closed out; the pain is just going to be that much worse. the amount of short squeeze pressure definitely exists |
| How did you sign up? What web site? |
| They actually mined the strait |
| What did he say? |
| #How is our 3-day-special-military-operation going? LMAO🤌 |
| 10x bagger PATH doing very well I see |
| Does iran have drones in Hawaii? Sounds like Cia laying a predicate for a false flag tbh. |
| Sir, we touched 90 |
| holding spy poots but also gld calls. yes im fckn retarded |
| I think these gulf states should temporarily halt shipments of their oil.\n\nBetter to keep those safe than watch it get burn. |
| THEY |
| This! \nI bought TQQQ puts at close because of this. |
| #Shit gonna CRASH hard tomorrow LMAO🤌 |
| Pretty accurate |
| wtf just happened |
| 🙈 |
| If I was in the WH I’d make a 2 part poster board about how we could dump barrels into the straight and let them float through and the other would be a picture of Trump that says “Best American President” |
| Did you declare victory? |
| 🫴🧨 |
| If oil breaches 90, theres no way down. Hercules told me |
| I can’t make it that easy for you broski |
| My man |
| let me guess: Mossad lit 'em up so we'll blame Iran |
| So green tomorrow |
| USO CALLS GONNA PRINT |
| Long oil is good enough\n\nDon’t short the circus |
| Missed it. What did he say? |
| very complete, pretty much |
| Absolutely they will in my opinion\n\nThey don’t really have anything left to lose anymore and if they stop fighting their lives will get even worse\n |
| It’s a blue state and he wants to do a false flag |
| 🤣 |
| I can't wait for my little 5 inch wee wee groe by 1 inch when Micron releases earnings next week on 3/18 😁 |
| Without me?! |
| I've seen Way OTM 0DTEs hit 4000% easy. The problem is it never happens when someone does this |
| I'm the friend |
| iran could play this shit like Napoleon played the Siege of Toulon, **by shelling the ships in the bay/at anchor, he forced an immediate total withdrawal.** |
| So what, 3 average sized states? Maps also obviously wouldn’t show the cave system on the east coast but I wouldn’t expect you to know that. We will see how this plays out but I’d bet it works out just fine for the US. |
| Lemme guess, I’m gonna get my ass blasted for holding these nvda puts |
| Monday Tuesday pump\n\nWednesday sideways\n\nThursday and Friday dump \n\nLast 3 weeks lmao |
| Sorry for your loss |
| They fighting to keep it below 90 lmfao |
| gld lol 😭 |
| Except he isn't going to do that considering his campaign funding partially came from Big Oil. Then again, he is unpredictable... so who knows. |
| It’s a war. It’s a military operation. It’s an excursion. Iran started it. Israel started it. We started it. It’s ending now. It’s just beginning. It’s been going on for 47 years. |
| at least there is one positive note about this. Crypto retards are out of the picture for a while |
| glad I sold the yen I keep in a Wise account last week. |
| bro TSMC can't even manufacture chips no helium 😭 |
| How retarded is it to get gush calls? Asking for a friend. |
| futes off to a great start |
| Warmongering Cramer what a piece of cunt … are you guys hearing this shit ? |
| Would KOS pump? |
| W lost after taking hit at the A |
| It always gets bought up before market open ! That’s the issue |
| Look down, thread is there |
| why tf woudl you put 3k in snp, some growth stocks at least |
| lol path |
| https://preview.redd.it/dwae4yb1phog1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=edcbea973781e239190b9f87f1f3125006c50db3 |
| BESSENT trying so hard to not let oil break 90 |
| Long Oil & Short SPY or die trying |
| FDA put their gun away, Novo put their gun away, amazon will pull their dick out soon… |
| Sure sure. |
| Yes they blatantly did it on tuesday especially with the SOE tweet |
| Lets continue the thread under this comment: |
| GIVE US THE REAL SPY 655 OPEN THIS TIME |
| I think the Gulf contributes like 20-30m barrels a day through the strait so yeah less than a month of oil from the reserves. Question is will Iran keep fighting that long? |
| Tag me next time! |
| ***more tankers burning*** off the coast of ***Basra, Iraq*** (nowhere in the gulf is safe) |
| Leveraged oily |
| GUYS GUVE CASFLOW A BREAK HES HAD A HARD DAY. TALK LATER |
| gonna watch nvda like a hawk tomorrow, these dips are getting bought up so fast lately. |
| Phil is still probably down a bajillion percent on this |
| Wow, instantly took all your money and threw it into the casino grinder\n\nThanks for playing, come again next year. |
| Don't @me |
| “Pretty good” is always in the eye of the beholder. Some people can’t live with 7-10% returns. Some can. 🫣 |
| Mango 🥭 main reason to be POUS is to get rich. His voters getting more poor than they were. 😂 |
| unfortunately I do bro. I got a master's in finance but this doesn't keep me from being a degenerate |
| I got you man -- buy the dip |
| Would you rather have gotten calls given the current situation and new developments? |
| PATH helldiving |
| Took me all of 2 hours to regret buying SPY calls at close lmao |
| Squeeze deez nuts you fuckin nerd.\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| My time has come, time to short squeeze the government. Taxes have been fucking me for 36 years, its time to fuck back |
| drippy, dippy, dopey, dupey |
| I lose that much when I take a crap. |
| And the strait opened |
| It's got what plants crave |
| https://preview.redd.it/3xtdrnctohog1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6f8856abdbd5399f83219716fd9d2fb1fc376031\n\n |
| TWO FOREIGN TANKERS CARRYING IRAQI FUEL OIL WERE SUBJECTED TO UNIDENTIFIED ATTACKS INSIDE TERRITORIAL WATERS, CAUSING THEM TO CATCH FIRE - IRAQI PORT OFFICIAL TO REUTERS |
| Bers getting all excited during AH just for nothing to happen, name a more iconic duo 🤣🤣\n\nWhat an exhausting life those retards must live |
| Poland: please, no. |
| Average oilcel gey ber last two days |
| He said that we won |
| I’m serious |
| omg i felt this so hard.. the market giveth and the market taketh away 😭 my portfolio is basically just a rollercoaster at this point. |
| stop it |
| On the bright side well have plenty of roof tar for a while... |
| I member when the dollar menu had things for a dollar. |
| Trade talks going well I see 🤷🏻♂️ |
| Absolutely not older than me. |
| Why wouldn’t the US properly warn us if they had good intel? This isn’t the Iranians saying “hey guys we’re going to attack California!” I don’t get your comment. Sounds too cute by half. |
| Pam Bondi should be Cramer’s successor the way she was able to call the top LMAO |
| I FUCKING WAS GONNA LONG OIL AND WENT WITH AVGO FUCK MY CHUD LIFE |
| OI BRUV, IVE GOT NVDA CALLS |
| LAST TIME OIL WENT OVER 100 WE PUMPED $20 BC WAR WAS PRETTY MUCH OVER LMAO |
| It probably was fun. Suckin dicks and fuckin chicks... |
| Not how that maths now. Try 51x. |
| The CEO immediately combusts if he eats any of these “products”. |
| Yep they freakin tf out rn lmao |
| Going up |
| Why and what's the ticker |
| Just FYI for people holding USO longs, Donnie can put export-controls and price ceilings on the American companies refining it, so keep that in mind for when you get instantly margin called off a 4 AM tweet while global oil prices reach the two hundreds. |
| Damn, that's a dump. What the hell did this guy say lmao |
| Nope |
| Naked from the waist down, doing my taxes in the sauna rn |
| My future children will say: did you hold and BUY under a mango term?! Are you retarded or sumething?? |
| Especially when they’re keeping a major shipping strait closed lmao |
| Me |
| Lost money on USO calls today only to watch it spike overnight fml |
| BER BROS THIS WEEK HAS BEEN BRUTAL IM BARELY HANGING IN THERE\n\nDEPLOY ALL BER MINES!!! |
| they should have just release oil reserves as releasing the bears |
| Ah, yes, checks calendar. Thursday tomorrow. Dump it. |
| Are you suggesting that oil price is manipulated with wars so the big dogs can make a few billy when they need it? You'll get sassed with that logic. |
| That would be a.. sharp direction 🌝 |
| omg the amat calls would've been so much better 😭 we've all been there tho, hindsight is brutal in this market. |
| -2%, and no V |
| lol funny how you can't just walk away from a real war without the other side agreeing. |
| I heard it's not even a movie. |
| War is joever |
| Who is they? |
| I may not be broke, but at least I'm not handsome. |
| omg congrats on the hims gains!! i'm still learning how to actually take profits instead of watching them disappear lol. |
| Spy already down close to daily lows before the Asians even come knocking lmao. Please please don’t get bought back up |
| Who says it’s going to crash? |
| Goddddaaaayyyyuuuummmm |
| Why California? Is that because that’s the furthest they can reach with their artillery 🤣 |
| https://preview.redd.it/440w5kuiohog1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2d04db271c9007869e96a14eba43d230254108e3\n\n |
| Limit DOWN tomorrow\n\nFreak the fuck out and sell everything it's fucking over |
| SLV would like to say a few words. |
| Price of electronics/parts about to fucking skyrocket by EOM\n\nBuy whatever you want sooner than later \n |
| I got puts before close 🫤, don’t feel good about it |
| Ah so that’s what happened when it peaked those mfkers lol |
| “Dig up, stupid” |
| I wonder how long they can manipulate oil futures before it goes parabolic |
| WOAH WOAH WHAT OIL DOING |
| Wait, did he just say we just won? We won? |
| DJT is strong!!!! That mf can move a goalpost multiple times in a very short period! 💪 |
| T man said 'do something!' \n^(this is something) |
| Better play than most of these gey bers tbh |
| Computer voice \nStrange game, options The only winning move is not to play. \n |
| Lool do you know how bad this is for the economy |
| Jake Paul's Pitts |
| That'd be craaaazy!🤪 |
| Is it you? Are you HIM? |
| McDonald’s plans to launch new value deals, including a $3-and-less menu and $4 breakfast meal deals, starting in April. |
| It’s over now don’t worry |
| wut about it |
| I hate that I can't tell what's real vs insane wsb shitpost anymore |
| i always do. nobody ever listens. i am an amazing inverser |
| "I voteed for hee-im, because the teevee said to vote for heem, and hees from New York Ceetee, but I'm from Keentuckee" |
| And me and me count me in 🙂 |
| I know right so dumb… |
| The global economy is about to crash and you’re just ….buying calls? |
| https://preview.redd.it/ph6kqdbdohog1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a991302d32a8cc1f59479ecccbd007aa77ab1032 |
| How did you research which ones to buy? Like how did you know to buy SBET? |
| Futes gonna fute Spy back to 666 👹 |
| 3/12/26 will be the beginning of the 2026 correction |
| OIL 110 damnnnnn |
| Global oil consumption is 100m barrels a day\n\n400 million barrel release covers 4 days, given that there’s still other supply lines it’ll last longer but not even a full month \n\nYeah we’re beyond fucked \n |
| Let us know when you switch back to puts |
| You and me both |
| Its more than that but its WSB after-all.. my bet is on their COO who spent 20 years on Amazon. Amazon needs to put in a bid and stop the bullshit…. My humble and probably wrong opinion |
| Is Scott Bessent officially trading oil futures yet or what? \n\n> The US Treasury is reportedly considering trading in oil futures to bring down energy costs as the war in Iran tests President Donald Trump’s affordability kick at home. Experts are pleading: Please don’t.\n\n> “This is the worst oil supply crisis in modern history,” Amos Hochstein, former US assistant secretary of state for energy resources, tells Semafor. “You can’t financial-paper-exercise your way out of it.”\n\nhttps://finance.yahoo.com/news/experts-advise-against-us-treasury-161336667.html |
| I'm fine if oil goes up. I'd have lost the money anyway in another retarded bet |
| https://preview.redd.it/faqb2i29ohog1.jpeg?width=1404&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=beb73fc6f736a632517fe537e89bd7ed26b57a14 |
| slv |
| come on guys laugh with me |
| https://preview.redd.it/987b09f8ohog1.png?width=1208&format=png&auto=webp&s=2f537194d1a9cfd891316850fa63e509d3b88a71\n\n |
| Wait wait wait. California is the lamest state?! wtf are you talking about. Do you hate 1) good weather 2) skiing and surfing 3) all Hollywood entertainment 4) good weed and 5) beautiful women (or if you’re a lady or queer - men)? Even then, it ranks below like Arkansas and West Virginia? You have lost your mind. |
| this is hilarious. i switched to calls for the first time in weeks today 😂😂 |
| It’s because two tankers just got blown up |
| Made some money on SOC. Unfortunately, my CC's got blown by so some profit is going to be left on the table. |
| whatever he bought probably expire Friday, that 600 is whats left on his account |
| Well...being retarded is American. |
| Look for Tirzepatide . Polybiotech makes it. |
| RIP Hambre ✊😔 |
| USO PUMPING 🚀 |
| Sometimes it's a Lambo or Wendy's dumpster day. This looks like one of those |
| zion don really hates massie, should probably keep him in |
| was this speech really enough to move billions into oil futures????? |
| *unzips pants* |
| I hope this guy knows something about the Clarity Act that I don't |
| Why aren’t they telling us what oil stocks to buy |
| Everyone’s busy looking at the futures, but has anyone looked at the pasts? |
| Do you sell a stock picking / options playing class on TikTok perhaps? |
| try grinder, probably better for you |
| Yes, take a look at what rates did today |
| was up 2100 then got too greedy with more trades and lost 900 last 30 mins smh |
| is oil gonna make me rich? stay tuned |
| LOL Nick Sandman. "I said that guy is getting scammed. You know what, he scammed them." \n\nFirst rule of public speaking: Always call your guest a scammer. |
| Hambre died for this |
| You better call Tyrone! |
| TWO FOREIGN TANKERS CARRYING IRAQI FUEL OIL WERE ATTACKED WITHIN TERRITORIAL WATERS, CAUSING BOTH TO CATCH FIRE. IRAQ HAS EVACUATED 25 CREW MEMBERS FROM THE VESSELS AS FIRES CONTINUE TO BURN ON BOTH SHIPS, ACCORDING TO AN IRAQI PORT OFFICIAL.[](https://x.com/FirstSquawk/status/2031850989888946417) |
| Oil going back up, bol in trouble |
| UNH pump when? |
| Juicy dollar |
| you’re both wrong, you really think CPI means anything at all lmfao |
| "Guys were gonna do false flag, fyi" |
| You’re dead inside and I kinda bet my net worth I’m older than you |
| US State Department is warning of attacks in Iraq on oil infrastructure |
| And the audience weighs more than a 747. |
| Good. |
| Oil going up even after the release of reserves is concerning...we cooked 100% |
| No taxes losses if he loses it all before year end! 😃 |
| Futes |
| Market shitting it’s pants after this speech is just chefs kiss 😘🤌 |
| Open at 660 tmrw lmao |
| Oil pumpen |
| Crude oil futes opening higher right now \n> Two foreign tankers carrying Iraqi fuel oil were subjected to unidentified attacks inside territorial waters, causing them to catch fire - Iraqi port official to Reuters |
| Where? |
| Oil finally gonna show her true colours |
| https://preview.redd.it/ybmrgzctnhog1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cb7372c34e6807b655d7f8a00dd3d9105d51b0a7\n\n |
| fwiw, it IS the lamest state in the union |
| i’m sure you’re a prize |
| People believe anything he says, why doesn't he just claim victory, or better yet, deny there's any war at all |
| Honestly I’d be cool if we just went down .3% every day for a decade LMAO |
| omg same, i was so sure the trump bump would be bigger 😭 guess we're all in the same sinking boat lol. |
| “Lower Prices - Bigger Paychecks” things this admin is historically known for 🙄 |
| Oil straight up. Yikes |
| I may be broke, but at least I'm handsome |
| Assuming they're legit... |
| Michael Burry responded to my craigslist ad looking for someone to mow my lawn. "$30 is $30", he said as he continued to mow what was clearly the wrong yard. My neighbor and I shouted at him but he was already wearing muffs. Focused dude. He attached a phone mount onto the handle of his push mower. I was able to sneak a peek and he was browsing Zillow listings in central Wyoming. He wouldn't stop cackling.\n\nThat is to say, Burry has his fingers in a lot of pies. He makes sure his name is in all the conversations.\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| Michael burry launching drones in CA to tank market |
| Silly comments aren’t required to be questioned |
| Jeez |
| Time to sell naked calls |
| What the hell are you guys talking about |
| I'm still doing the dance, but I'm not happy about it |
| Yeah that’s definitely real and not shitty AI slop |
| omg i've been doing options this whole time and my portfolio is basically in the gutter.. maybe i should try this boring boomer strategy lol. |
| Holy Oil 🦅🇺🇸 |
| So glad I didn’t buy USO when it crashed to 101 in the morning and somehow still considering a full port |
| 672$ then quickly 665$ |
| Lacking any sense of awareness as a top 1% commenter doesn’t surprise me one bit bud. Not one bit |
| No, too much PTSD |
| Yeah but that war had weeks to months of staging/manufactured consent\n\nThey did this shit on a random Friday night |
| Release the nukes! Oops I meant fruits. Futes |
| USO ! |
| Human trucknut |
| It's fun to stay at the Eeeeepstein Islaaand. |
| Mersham, I have bad news.\n\nI have your test results from the doctor; it turns out you are straight gay. |
| Eat my dongus you fuckin nerd.\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| VIX puts can be really good if you can get the timing. Volatility has a couple properties such as that it’s sticky, it will remain elevated or compressed in the same areas. It also mean reverts and often it’s mean reversion is equal equally as violent as the climb up but faster. |
| What the fuck is this sub even about man lmao |
| omg i love the "my dd is a hunch" energy lol literally how half my friends trade too. |
| **Ban Bet Created:** **/u/Is_so_cuul_sonbbich** bet **COIN** goes from **198.29** to **210.0** before **13-Mar-2026 06:00 PM EDT**\n\nTheir record is 3 wins and 20 losses.\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| !banbet COIN 210 2d |
| The fried chicken bro?\n\nRespect. Without him no Wendy's |
| We shouldn't reject a madman from art school, it didn't end well the last time. |
| Forget about people who have studied Constitutional law, or political science, or have a proven record of military service.\n\nA YouTube celebrity boxer should run for office!\n\nWhat a time to be alive. |
| We need a visit from Unzips Pants guy |
| Whatever he’s yapping about the algos love it. Melting up |
| Without options? Bruh lemme see those top gainers please |
| Violently flat day |
| Berocalypse lmao |
| instant coffee seems to be cheaper if you can deal with the taste |
| At least with this one I won't have to worry about ol' grandpa sending me a message talking about how the world is going to crap. Meanwhile I have to spend hours explaining how it isn't and never was real. This AI I can handle. The other stuff is annoying. |
| Ur gonna flip 600 into 40k? Lmk if it works! XD |
| Heard the Dow is doing pretty good. |
| Probably didn't even say it was 8 years old information at first. I could see an issue of only after investigation did they prompt "How old is this data?" |
| maybe you're just a cynical cunt |
| He ended it perfectly at futes open |
| The market since Trump took office has risen 12% in 14 months or 10% annualized. Biden averaged 12% a year. |
| Hulk Hogan ghost will be next |
| Its posts like these that keep me from full porting after i see some regard 10x his port from 0dte. \n\nYou dont know it but you do a great service to the community by losing all of your money. Thank you |
| Well fuck me, FBI warned Iranian drone attack on California is a possibility. Guess I’m staying indoors this week. |
| You still banged her |
| # KEEN TOCKY\n\nWEEN WEEN WEEN\n\n^(FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT) |
| En Barranquilla me quedó! 🎶🎶 |
| If you were such a catch yourself, would you be on tinder going out with single mothers? |
| Maybe stop incel maxxing on tinder and meet some people irl |
| I'd sound schitzo if I summarized it |
| I'm here listening to his song and typing the most gay retarded shit on the sub. life is good |
| Hes gonna get his ass blown open in the midterms |
| Lol thats what i mean. Doesn’t take much for the retardation to appear 🫵 |
| It was a cash secured put he sold them not bought them and the trade required $68,400 |
| A simple enough solution is to ask for the social media account name. |
| Please keep us posted on your journey from $600 to $33k. To buy a few contracts more than 1 month out with $600 you'd have to be in penny stock territory. |
| Up down flat |
| u/cashflow_ has a lobotomy scheduled next week |
| WHERE IS MITCH!!! |
| Hunchback stinky cunt |
| The most American thing you can do is criticize fools sending your fellow citizens to die in vain |
| I guess you're right. And yet, Bush's 2003 war was protested before it even started. |
| Opposite of that, almost |
| https://preview.redd.it/ne0paqcbnhog1.jpeg?width=891&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=119b5758ab2045748aebff446d066779989128da\n\n |
| Right before futures opened |
| Giggity |
| Novo sub is crying because market has no love for NVO, agree with your take about the CEO, this guy is literally quite regarded lmao. |
| Tbh, if I made this much money in 2 months, I'd not want to tie it up until I'm nearly 60. I'm sure bro knows whatever the hell they did isn't a sustainable trading strategy. Take the money, pay the taxes, live life. Maybe reinvest some. |
| Looking like the actor that would portray the role.... Apparently. |
| YMCA after these is so distopian |
| Omg this timeline |
| I appreciate an honest man |
| Can someone give me an update on what happened today? |
| This shit isn’t American. Its retarded |
| Nah. Not racist, but definitely not into black dicks. |
| let the dance begin |
| powerful, wealthy, healthy, strong, proud, retarded |
| MAPA, MAWA, MAHA, MASA brought to you by NAPA auto parts, thank you America |
| What is this about takis |
| Except for ORCL lol but yeah. At least pre market you can still jump in |
| Where’s the reverse WSB guy? |
| Regard is 50k plus |
| “Girl” |
| i lowkey pay $8 for a coffee almost everyday and yes I understand I am retarded, but at least its not fucking drugs (da illegal ones ok) |
| "Make America healthy" \nAs folks pass out behind hin |
| Fertilizer is popping... War... War never changes. MOS and Nutrien. |
| 1st Tinder date with a young 30's white accountant. She drops a bombshell that she's a single mother with her son named Tyrone. \n\nGetting tired of all these single mothers, catfishing makeup photoshop, using pics from 5 years ago when they were 10% body fat (they're 40% now) bullshit women on Tinder |
| I laughed, I cried, I threw up a little in my mouth. |
| Oh wow you sure did get me lmfaooo \n\nStupid fuck |
| rip joe biden rogan |
| I feel those lulu and nke calls |
| He can literally say any lie and these retards cheer 😭 |
| In which case $32,000 will have become $1m+ |
| I had calls and sold them right before it pumped.... I deserve to be here |
| KEY-Tucky! |
| Very true. But remember market never makes sense. Thats why i said its on a “ hunch “ because that lunatic CEO is a wildcard. But here we are…the short interest is also elevated. Anything can happen. |
| Fight fight fight |
| I have gone to circuses with less clowns than this shit |
| meow |
| Debt is a time value transfer (inherent shell game) |
| i was watching a docu on lee kuan yew (former prime minister of singapore) this morning and watching this clown now is so deeply humiliating |
| What is a keenturkey? |
| # KEEN TOCKY\n\nWEEN WEEN WEEN |
| KEEN-TUCKY |
| You can't sell naked puts on RH |
| KINTAKI |
| Keeentucky |
| I’ve never in my life seen a war with less domestic support than this\n\nEven Russians supported the invasion of Ukraine more \n |
| Take me! My body is ready. |
| YOLO novo at $60 but i got cooked \n\n \nLiving in a trailer now |
| So many unAmerican fa ghuts in here lmao\n\nCry harder pooooosays lmaoooo |
| Nice! |
| KEENTUCKY |
| This is WSB, everyone knows you only need to gain 98.14% to get it all back again. Don't listen to people telling you it's 5,276.344%. |
| Did you just call yourself a retard? Got it. |
| Did that trading spy 0tde? |
| Can anyone afford Coffee? I might try to get a second pot reusing the same grounds tomorrow. |
| Sold all and consolidated into more potential stocks |
| F |
| Nice try… **I’m not giving away my strategy for free!** |
| There’s no way HIMS is going to pump again right? LOLs |
| line-up for several hours to fill your tank. |
| Wow! You almost* lost my yearly wage on bad stocks 😕 \nThat’s actually Impressive. When I loose $20 I have to hold back from gargling the barrel |
| Need him to mention Charizard |
| Mango say anything of substance at all? |
| god damn you must be one ancestral retard then |
| gay? |
| I'd do it for tree fitty |
| I’m on this thread allll day and I’ve just realised I haven’t even joined the sub💀 |
| Just got a Dave’s double combo, which one of you was the big booty latina behind the counter? |
| 🥭 just had Jake Paul up to talk and encouraged him to run for office. \n\nIt’s just the weirdest speech so far when you add in what’s going on in the world. \n\nSo fucking weird |
| Says the retard posting on Reddit lmfaooooo |
| u a nasty girl |
| 20% doesn't paint the whole picture. Yes, 20% moved through the straight before the war, but that does *not* include the loss of production in other nearby gulf countries as Iran targets one rig here, another well there, a refinery here, a depot there. That 20% can go to 30-40% of the world's oil production if Iran hits everything in the whole region, not just the areas that require passage through the Straight of Hormuz, but any production or facilities within striking range.\n\nEven that doesn't begin to factor in what if there is an attack on production or refineries elsewhere in the world, if the Gulf of Mexico gets a powerful hurricane in the summer, etc. |
| It’s actually wild, all the numbers are good but the 20 after hours traders decided that good numbers are actually bad numbers 🤪 |
| "BREAKING: Pentagon reveals special military operation in Iran cost $11,300,000,000.00 in the first six days alone."\n\nSmall number |
| I guess “rewards season” is not going to help much |
| Enjoy toiling away at your 9 to 5 so you can afford beer money to be happy for once 🍷 |
| -3% QQQ red day tomorrow or I eat a piece of my shit\n\njk i was gonna eat it anyway |
| Kangaroo markets. Kangaroo courts… yeah, we’re definitely on the right path. |
| Thats it. Thats the last drop. |
| Vibes are down, sell everything. |
| bbc? |
| " Ë NUCLËAR WËPON" |
| If hims was trading at $50 to $70 before the whole lawsuit; then the lawsuit happens it goes to $15 (because basically its priced to die) - now lawsuit is over but margins are going to squeeze a little; whats its worth?\n\nObviously AT LEAST $30; I bought a fuckton premarket sunday; this is the easiest buy ever. Only risk is CEO is too crazy if he fucks the deal somehow \n\n \nI know analysis IS BANNED HERE |
| That is me, that’s why I sat it out. Maybe even the week. It’s all changing on a headline. Crackers. |
| lol watching the oil market go crazy while my $5 robinhood portfolio sits there like 👁️👄👁️. |
| https://preview.redd.it/4pz8bwmmmhog1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=af9344135f140009f56d5d5969f8cc053eddc53a\n\n |
| Holy shit |
| New FED chair Jake Paul |
| How did you lose so much one flat day? |
| I was here when it was 30k and it was like just as regarded |
| Why tf is Jake Paul the buzz word right now? |
| Spy calls\n\nOr Puts... |
| Short term pain, for long term pain (and more short term pain). |
| Path bagholders how are we doing?(i'm one of y,all) |
| Get this man a Netflix stand up comedy special and that shit would fucking *double.* |
| My self-warming pocket pussy 9000 was on the attacked cargo ship 😞 |
| All the people in the audience from the same family tree |
| TRUMP TO REPLACE PETE HEGSETH WITH JAKE PAUL. SAYS “HE’S A FIGHTER AND CAN GET IT DONE” |
| HYG would like a word |
| Nobody tell him |
| exactly, you joke, \n\nbut these people if evaluated would be categorized as intellectually disabled. |
| And no lessons were learned. |
| Jfc, I had blessedly forgotten Dr. Oz has an official role in gov't |
| Welcome |
| They can't even laugh anymore, it's just to embarrassing to watch |
| Ran operation midnight hammer on my girl last night |
| He bad asf |
| Bro I turned $100 into $8000 ish last week. I gave it back everything this week so you’re not alone. I’m looking for something new other than trading 0dte options. Sick and tired of making and giving it back to market |
| A sweaty elderly man rambling nonsense at a down syndrome convention |
| this is probably exactly how it went down |
| Show me 100% gains port over 5Y and I’ll change my mind |
| hittin kentucky with those cheap ass pain pills |
| Retard |
| Na srry |
| A bachelor's degree is typically required for an MBA. Not specifically a business degree.\n\nI was being snarky with the "not a real degree" phrasing. It is a valid bachelor's degree, but in corporate America an MBA plus relevant experience and other qualifications helps qualify you for a wide variety of jobs while a bachelor's in business is much weaker. Basically all it does is check the bachelors degree box. You're better off getting a STEM undergrad then doing an MBA next.\n\nIf I had a bachelor's in business at 19 I'd probably find an entry level office job of some kind while working towards my MBA. Other qualifications can help too, I'm sure there are all sorts of financial advisor ones to buff your resume.\n\n |
| just bought 100 Put Contracts -- thanks |
| what the fuck there are 4.2M degenerates on wsb |
| Vibes are fucking horrendous \n\n |
| its time to reject AI from art school |
| Lol what 😆 🤣 |
| All in on stryker! |
| that's too fresh, it won't rally for years if at all |
| was thinking the exact same thing |
| Take the loss and just find something new |
| iykyk |
| MY FAVORITE WORD 👄 📉 |
| Good move |
| Jfc how tight is your asshole?? |
| Value correction tbh |
| This won’t be popular, but it’s accurate. |
| America first was the most obvious lie and all these fucking idiots believed it |
| https://preview.redd.it/4fdbq5u9mhog1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=216e39061b7bed3939841b471ead023078251196\n\n |
| did something happen? |
| Congrats to anyone who profited on the runup after the post, I’ve held (aside from the calls). Likely going to reduce my position a bit after this earnings call today. The reaccelaration story I’ve been waiting for doesn’t seem to be materializing so just going to reduce position sizing |
| Oil tanker going up in flames right now. SPX 7000 at open tomorrow. |
| Usa is so fucking retarded. Just imagine how pathetic this shit show must look to the leaders of other countries. This is actually insane. You cant make it up |
| Straddle. Premium is so juicy. Mainly on MSFT/SPY with some ENPH thrown in the mix |
| It looks like at least half of them have some sort of DNA deficiency |
| Absolutely. But id probably do it for free too given the right circumstances. |
| Can’t wait for tomorrow, when all the people start crying about market manipulation again because it’s gonna either go straight up or down on open for sure |
| Fucking Bobby hill coming up next on the mic |
| Following |
| I should’ve done this smh. Was up decently in the first hour, then gave it all back overtrading 🥴 \n\nsmallish loss tho |
| they r in america now, maybe U should move back to America |
| Lol at this point 🥭 is gonna bring up the colonel on stage |
| Works for me and my portfolio. |
| Why is everyone talking about Jake Paul |
| With a combined iq of 75 |
| As he's talking oil ships are being blown up off the coast of Iraq someone put that everything is fine pic underneath please Lmao |
| Betting he'll be watching Heat tonight \n\n |
| Oh learning absolutely nothing is standard. |
| Medication prices slashed 700%, you can't afford NOT to get a prescription |
| If it helps, know someone out there (me) lost 360k USD in one day in October.\n\nSo you only lost what 10% of that? Silver lining my friend. |
| I wonder how many of those people in the background are blood related |
| Sounds vaguely antisemitic |
| The most beautiful word |
| Is the woman with the "lower prices" sign asking him to lower prices? Or is she not paying for a single thing ever |
| Tomorrow I'm going to print multiple pictures of Orange and tape those on pillows and beat them til there's no more Orange. |
| WE GOT JAKE PAUL WITH 🥭 BEFORE GTA 6 |
| *"Keep getting back up over and over and use your moves to strike them. The last warrior standing wins"*\n\n\- **Eisen** |
| Even for 100k i'd do it |
| he said the same thing about gas a few weeks ago. does that mean mortgage rates about to run up?? |
| AI slopola isn't gonna get you rich |
| This can’t be real |
| https://preview.redd.it/he77ige2mhog1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aa0396badc3ebd7357e113fffc001710d2b6cd4b |
| Im gonna move to Barranquilla Colombia which is where shakira and sofia vergara are both from. Spicy |
| Being a poor and insignificant is the way to go! |
| https://preview.redd.it/n1uwna81mhog1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7e2c00c9ee8ce323fd433e2990c0d0da9f2c4a99\n\n |
| "[We don't want to leave early, do we, huh? We got to finish the job, right?](https://x.com/RapidResponse47/status/2031841565119754539)"\n\nConfirmed: the war is going to be won even more. See you next week. \n |
| Gulf of Strait of Hormuz |
| Have my downvote |
| Always can come back later when less volatility and go long. |
| *Pake Jaul* 🤤 |
| WTF JAKE PAUL DOING THERE ? |
| Look at it |
| the first 2 rows weigh 10,000 lbs |
| Vabbè Disney mica sta morendo |
| would you suck dick for $1,000,000 be honest, in this subreddit 99% would, too greedy. |
| Jake Paul 2028 |
| Idk sell puts prolly |
| Bears finally coming out of wendys dumpsters |
| Dats da goal |
| > purgatory\n\nHELL. THIS IS HELL. WE ARE IN HELL. |
| JAKE PAUL FOR PRESIDENT! |
| 🥭 boxing Jake Paul |
| Jake paul for pressie |
| https://preview.redd.it/tlr0rvjvlhog1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=33a07c43aa098007cb46643d791958d67c7a30cb |
| We're living in a Black Mirror episode, except the pig is fucking us. |
| 30 mins of Massie... well at least he isn't bombing my portfolio this time. |
| Yeah I bet. My buddy in Boca had this Cuban girl around for a while I didn’t like her at all. He’s dead now so.. |
| I heard the movie is basically complete, even though they just started shooting it. But it’s mostly done, pretty much. |
| the look in his eyes when Pam said *fifty* 👄 *thow* |
| Source? |
| https://preview.redd.it/c9fn6cuslhog1.jpeg?width=591&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d55fa9580ff32e1dc81aa899e4c6c84937bf5c87\n\n |
| Just need TWO 7-8x trades back to back.. 0dte $SPX could do it 😭 maybe one Thursday and the other for Friday🫡🥲 |
| How can it be rebuilt, that's just random pep talk bs |
| https://preview.redd.it/j0japbuqlhog1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9676287a52a7f36240654605602c36bbf783d995\n\n |
| You make the other 9/10 off the books and unable to be audited |
| Come here Jake Paul\n\nTell them their private credit is fine \n |
| Using Jake and his platform to get young voters to vote for him |
| Lol Pentagon recruiting bankers from Goldman and JP for an “economic defense unit” |
| Bullish |
| Jake the new ayatollah of Iran |
| No but he is shadow boxing Jake Paul |
| What sad is that we aren't debating about education and health policies for the people anymore anymore but talking about invading countries and capturing leaders every day |
| Bruuuuuuh |
| Sorry bro. |
| WSB math lmao |
| These are jr. mint losses. \n\nCome back when you’re 6 figures in the red. |
| Im so confused man |
| it might sound crazy, but for the shit thats about to go down 😏, Warsh is the best man for the job. |
| Imagine being in the deep red from option trading but still continue to trade thinking you will come back |
| There isn't much worse, he's down 98% |
| Ded |
| This fucking tool, the mere fact that he is rich and famous is enough to tell you all you need to know about this world |
| Rambling infront of fattys |
| Wait, the problem has always been fractional-reserve banking? |
| who Jake Paul? |
| AI was a grave mistake |
| bro what is going the fuck on. End me pls |
| Lmao why is jake there |
| Hey it’s the dude that got his ass whopped last year 😂 |
| Oh no am I going to be a PATH bagholder at open tomorrow? |
| Yake haul |
| Future is cooked |
| No way this guy just walked up in stage right now 😭 |
| lol |