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Mango tariffs on digital from EU - was this whole Mag7 dip just an inside trade on that weekend news? Stonks rocket pre-market?
🅱️enis so stanky 🅱️uliette wanna smell me 😮‍💨
Some of you are going to masturbate today and that’s ok
CRM puts is free money. Cramer is bullish on it and all other cloud companies have had bad earnings
oh yeah, that's only 640 billion dollars. No probs
Anybody want my PFE bags? Barely used.
Your wife’s boyfriend must’ve told him that!
Good DD, Im in. Lasers also going to be big in the future.
The thing where you pick your ass all the time
Buy the dip
Heading over to the Home Depot for a soil-sifting screen \n\nThat's right boys. We are making our own fine soil this year
Hey tits.
berkshire goes up on bear days
smelly peen
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bitch i’m a baddie i lost everything like 🙄💅
She get that incel vibe about you that's why
Because you care. Stop caring, women love when they want you more than you want them
Hey toots.
But got 15.000.000 shares in options if they Hit their goal
No one cares, hood to 70 this week
People want their vices
Brothers in large with a side of calls 
Is 4 weeks till expiration rly a positive?
It means they are 3 and need art lessons
Why doesn’t she like me like I like her 
still early for puts bros
prolly my global settings....one sec.
I love you \n\n\nI've never messed with scanners. I only trade spy and INTC
this comment further highlights the problem with calling it a recall
Karl better shut the fuck up
Tariffs don't mean anything, we've had them under Biden. The fear is huge mass civil service layoffs and bringing in years of austerity all because musk doesn't want to pay CGT. These policies have been in Europe for years and are disastrous.
🥭 is going to tariff the Vatican when enron throws a hissy fit because he won't be named the next pope
Take this as a lesson that’ll hopefully save you from doing this again in the future when you have much more capital. Just be happy it’s only 2.5k.
Because you’re not suppose to make money here. WSB is for regards only
can't message you.
Thanks for posting an alternative link, as i already had a subscription to Nature. The risk of another pandemic is definitely low (which is why my CSL position is the smallest out of the 3). \n\nThe real money will be made in developing vaccines for this new virus, irrespective of a pandemic or not. With no urgency to rush out a product out (like last time), MRNA technology can be deployed for covering majority of the vaccination program. \n\nSure, the USA might be regarded, but the rest of the world will leap at any opportunity to adopt MRNA tech. I did consider Dr. Osterholm's statement before pulling the trigger, but the tail risk posed by this virus is too large to ignore IMO.
You and many others got fucked over by a major fuckup https://d1o59w04t0rrym.cloudfront.net/img/980fd6cd1740122392005.jpg(https://d1o59w04t0rrym.cloudfront.net/img/980fd6cd1740122392005.jpg)
Fuck the haters 😂😎\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/gxpqz9vsnrke1.jpeg?width=4284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fdc159d8693757679ba068bda8adcaec962ad375
Oh ok I’ll just find one of those rq
same as always.
I set them up differently for whatever I'm looking for\n\nNobody is cool here
Not everyone ages gracefully?
You write so confidently about a person you clearly have no idea about. \n\nI’m 99% sure you’re thinking of someone else lmao.
What about Pablo Escobar? He was extremely poor as a child
Nope just seeing how dumb people r bc no one multiplied 5k x 128 million . Some think every individual American will get it need to multiple 5k x 340 million
Cremation. Truly regarded 
You sound like someone who wants people to keep renting. Fuck paying someone else's mortgage says I
I don't think Trump is gonna pay for vaccines this time... Who makes ivermectin and bleach?
Bearish as hell on RDDT.
I can dig her up
Exactly. All that control measures didn’t really save many people. Most optimistic estimation is 3 million lives saved. The price is 25% inflation and a whole generation of young people not able to afford homes. Those 3 million saved are mostly dead by now anyway since these are people with severe underlying health problems.\n\nIf you present the choices upfront, most people will choose letting people die.
Jesus Christ man
If FED does an emergency cut to 0% and starts QE. we see SP 7000K
She’s dead, so you missed a trick 
Bro is learning about capitalism
I sold a condor to give a little more wiggle room. Bought my long put spreads 1.25% higher and will serve as a hedge for further downside against the condor.
God told me to wait, and fuck your mother first
Nothing shattered my confidence on being a self-made man like learning the top drug kingpins and cartel leaders are all kids born wealthy to existing crime families. \n\nPoors stay poor in all industries.
Karol G can get it 
lol agreed but Im start having fear with Trumpster going crazy. Throwing out ideas of getting rid of tax system for tariffs. Won’t happen but who knows but that’s a guarantee economic collapse.
I changed the Ruzzian govt building listings to public toilets on Yandex 
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IM NOT LEAVING !
oh shit...
Because you touch yourself at night 😉
Even if HHS bans vaccines the market is global. US population is 300M, global population is 7B. People will go to Europe, Mexico or Canada to get a jab.
Can’t fight this fuckin math.
You fell off.
\- Just got in so made coffee \n\- A taxpayer called with a question but I was getting ready to go on break \n\- Lunch \n\- A taxpayer walked in and I directed him to our webpage. \n\- Went home.
Brother in calls 
zo6, still has plenty of luxury
You think people will react the same way as the first time? Unlikely.\n\nKeep in mind, almost everyone has gotten COVID at least once. It’s very difficult to convince people all that precautions and control measures are necessary.
Yeah it's definitely going to be a fair and level playing field now
Yeah but it was more like inheritance rather than retirement
Filter this nut down your throat, respectfully
its easier and more legal to become a landlord kingpin
Try again without that droopy face
Put the vaccines in the bag lil bro
Why my wife couldn't have a cool boyfriend like Steve Smith Sr? \n\n
There is no such thing as too much tea. ☕️
“Ain’t nobody got time for that.”
Ever since I started filtering out majority of the comments. I’ve become a way better trader
Hood to 65 NVDA 160 spy 700
My calls are with you brother 
I was gonna say… calls on brain worms before calls on public health
Who cares about 5k, loss more than triple that Friday alone
Calls on six feet apart signs 
Every single billionaire has the James Bond villain look to them
u/Rare-ish_Bird \n\n“I can’t wait to have a new girlfriend, I bet rare ish birb is so pretty. I’m gonna take her to get tendies with all the dipping sauces. I’ve gotta go all out for her.” -Ass Cactus \n\nUh-oh girl, he might commit to it 😂
It'll drain the state of about 1.5 trillion dollars for no reason
Why wait when you can go meet your invisible friend? 
Thumb ring tells us the same thing the sketch does lol :p
Well now you’re 2nd fren 
someone fill me in on this stimmy rumor? just woke up
Let's go Brandon!
He is really asking peeps to write up emails about what they did last week. \n\n Sam Stein (@samstein) on X x.com (https://x.com/samstein/status/1893421348157874313?s=46)
I put life savings
What positions
Your stocks are going DOWN !!!!
Puts on POPE
It may have been one of his characters. But I did google it. And he was deffo focused on the pp https://www.coleschafer.com/blog/hemingway-and-fitzgerald
He is not using the device correctly. Has nothing to do with Papa. Yeah. Go with that.
Ass Cactus is looking forward to his new girlfriend joining him Monday
I think I’m going to buy some, this feels more certain to me
I’m probably 10 percent cash and 15 percent bonds right now. I have a LOT more stocks in uber conservative stocks than I’ve ever had before. Things like utilities
I watched a Netflix special about him, and visited his abode in Key West. Don't remember either covering the torn pp tbh
🤠🤙
I am the \nG O L D E N \nG A A A A A Y ! ! !
Upvote if u actually think u will get 5k just so i know how many are actually that dumb .
Yes, and then confirm in the hourly if it give selling signs
a dozen eggs for the week.
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The liquidity will come from China when the dollar is weakened. We probably won’t turn on the money printers anytime soon.
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Yep. It's a case-by-case basis and each person needs to run the numbers, as well as understand exactly what they want in life, rather than just put a blanket statement and become shocked when reality hits that they are worse off for following another person's dream instead of their own.
Put all my bonus check this year on hood $54
Must’ve seen him trading.
well, that makes a combo score of 4.
I swear people will just completely ignore earnings of key companies like WMT
It will buy tendies at Wendy’s 
I appreciate the use of palantir lol.\n\n\nI've read it. I'm not really worried about it.
Like this if your 5k stimulus will go 100% into FDs
📦🍷😃🤙
You have been reported.
Market will be green because both Domino’s and Berkshire Hathaway report pre-market on Monday. Both will beat tremendously and restore investor confidence.
Swing and a miss as usual for a basement dweller
I would hold at this point but also make peace with losing the entire amount. With an expiration a month away there is room for large swings for you to get out on.
The administration would never let what happened in 2020 happen again. If this virus is real it is gonna rip through the poor and elderly like a goddamn cannonball and the entire media will be silent about it. \n\nNo way businesses will shut down or Billions get poured into accelerated research on vaccinations. \n\nThe money printer will be turned on in a totally different way this time. Retail can never learn the pattern.
I’ve read a lot of Hemingway, and he seemed really pissed about it tbh
what would really be the point of a $5k stimulus check , won't fix shit.
Hilarious, stunning and brave.
You are evolved into the next tier of gayness.
Vaccines? In this administration?
She's a 2, but she's the only one who will sleep your ugly ass.
How much did you start with?
I can’t decide about next week.. I’m thinking monday is a big 50/50, either pretty green or dark red. If it goes green I’m thinking we’ll have a last pump of breath before dark red ages… but then there’s Nvidia earnings, and no need to mention whatever bullshit the two musketeers spew out next week, mixed in here…\n\nI have no idea what to think anymore 
This looks like Fisker’s stock before they went bankrupt last year.
Just like it’s always been, every three months the same BS happens and people panic and I buy up the sale price
My cat threw up when i showed him how much i lost on friday
Wish I had a dad to teach me the ways
Yes, this is when you chalk it up and rethink your strategy. Instead OP is doubling down with high interest loans.
Not cooked… you turned to to ash already
😂Ya got me on that category, champ.
instantly a 10 
Pope is a political position. And it is common knowledge politicians don't go to heaven.
No tariffs is space, yet. Same play. It’s safer to go ‘off world’ for a bit 
I knew I had been cursed
I’m sure, but what I’m getting at is related to your original point; TTD getting $0 of your budget due to no ownership of unique inventory.
It means that your kid is 3 years old.
What kind of recovery do you expect there to be when 90% of the equities are near their all time highs, and all this bad news on the horizon?
Where can I apply?
cope like the pope 
FTGFOP1
Rocket stock go brrr
If the US would have been fine without invoking article 5, why did it do so? Why did no European country ever invoke that article? There have been terror attacks in Europe as well...\n\nIn a conventional conflict, Europe is completely fine without the US. The combined European NATO forces alone have more soldierst than Russia. And that is the case without levy in most larger European states (unlike Russia). Russia is dwarfed both in terms of GDP and population size by Europe. They only have more nukes.\n\nI would argue, that it does not make much of a difference if you get hit by 1 nuke or by 3, but anyway, the reason that currently only France and the UK only access to their own nukes is a political one, not a technological. Indeed, with the behaviour that both Russia and the US showcased lately, it is to be expected that there will be more nuclear proliferation (also outside Europe) and the world as a whole will thus become less safe.\n\nAlso, the US will likely loose access to all their military bases in Europe, if the orange continues like this. If you think that is to the advantage of America, so be it - people in Europe will definitely not stop the yanks from leaving...
The first place I bought was a townhouse and I loved it. It was really nice. I wish I would have held onto it and rented it out.
I lost 20k in calls on Friday too. I feel your pain 
Dude did you just get rugged by a 3 year old?
Delete the app? Maybe shake it a bit?
I have NOTHINGGGGGG
Easiest would be to marry the Queenpin
Gain in Microsoft.. Salute 🫡🫡
If you live in the city limits of a mil+ city, then yeah that's to be expected. Plenty of houses in simi rural areas with stupid low property tax, and newish houses in not-cold-as-balls climates (like Michigan) can be very low maintenance.
You'd think they have a life-pass with God.
Spy puts Tuesday when NVDA goes down
I love this metaphor. This sub is fueled by stupidity, indeed.
It's a nice house, definitely not a mansion. Property taxes in my state are high.
unironically bullish because most gov jobs are net unproductive jobs.
What if you’re gay already?
Let’s start a newsletter!   Best post of the day! 🫡
I'm looking at condos right now to buy too. Everything is really expensive. It is what it is I guess.
How do i become drug kingpin
DEI is ded 
It's all fugazi! 🤌
Balance bike cause your ass won’t be able to afford pedals.
Didn’t he get shot in the crotch? I thought his pp was forever damaged?
But just think how he will be happier in heaven. If there is a heaven.
Hold it; a bounce it’s coming and you got plenty of time!
Haha, cancer vaccine. Hilarious!
*laughs in Iron butterfly
M8 Competition or C8 Z06?
You’re an imbecile. You suck at investing.
I play, the gay card. You are all gay now.
How am I turd highest in daily karma? I didn’t give any fly comments
They are cutting costs, calls for sure.
I did not consider the consequences of my banbet when I made it
BRK class B is like having cash with at list a 10% return on a bad year.
What are we thinking about Tesla and the market for Monday? Red?
link?
People who panic buy puts before a the weekend and then ask post about the market being a ponzi after the market is big green on Monday are a whole new flavor of diabolical\n\nDie like a man
Bought NVAX 2 years ago and I'm hold
It’s a pump n dump scheme
POPE IS IN DANGERRRRRRR 
Okay guys I need a solid comeback play for this week. Should have listened to the Home Depot puts guy on Friday but I panic bought some dumb shit and lost bigly.
I’m so cooked, shiddin’ hard rn 
🥭 will take it off the controlled substance list and we’ll have Celsius adderall drinks 
Why are all these Spotify gym rap playlists so soft?! Like wtf is Marvin’s room doing in “gym rap pump”
This.  He has scale to lose and still make money.
bUt A hOuSe Is ThE bEsT iNvEsTmEnT oF yOuR lIfE!\n\nSaid everyone who thought they made a ton on leveraging mortgage, while just VOO and chill would have gotten them way more. Doesn't even factor in insane taxes, maintenance, and long term payment on the mortgage to cover both the house and maintenance fees.
Lithium is clearly a top 3 Nirvana song.
What’s is that, a mansion?
He's seen your Bitcoin portfolio?
🤣 🤣 🤣. rip
He’s looking at my finances…
But turn it sideways and now it’s the best day ever
she’s a 9 but has an overbearing mother who you KNOW will be a constant meddling pest 
The funny thing about that is they don't short at all in that movie, I don't think..it's all about selling shitty pink slip stocks
How does someone predict this play? Insider trading? Serious question
Hahaha. My pit bull is such a pussy and I love it that way
Were the fucking and saving directly in proportion and did they account for inflation or am I the one receiving parts of your stupid plays?
You can't be serious. \nHe's 3.\nHe drew a line. \nGet over yourself.
Exactly
That’s not the way it works.
Close and try something different
All hyper scalers continue to spend on AI, broader AI adoption across the board. They will probably do well
For about 20 years I thought they sang “I saw the sun”.. 
I like my steak well done also.
Tariffs will actually strengthen the dollar. If he adds liquidity it will be to offset that.
Putting a curse over the family bloodline, I see.
I’m watching The Wolf of Wall Street to get fired up for some ruthless shorting next week.
That's not very polite, you're being unpolite.
Brutal
I use fidelity now \n\nRobinhood Legends is better
no the div is what is cooked into the index funds keeping a lot of these stocks, it is in their mandate.
Your SO is looking at too many failing stock options
Have you tried Fidelity?
Well I bought them on the 14th when we only a little room and gloomy. We’ve entered a new phase. Plus I just kept buying allll the way down Friday.
Absolute gem? More like basic fucking common sense my dude
Buy more 🙂‍↕️
Left pocket dog shit 🐕💩
Youre so cool
Russia can’t take Ukraine but is going to overrun Poland? lol
At least it's not a flat line...
Whore house heart attack did him in?
isnt it based on the value of your house? thats how it is done in my europoor country
I’m mad geeked right now
I don't like megalomaniac managers at workplaces that abuse workers. elon is on my forever shit list.
I have TOS on my laptop and phone and I’m pretty happy with it. Also they give you live data feeds for pretty much any asset class outside crypto. Some other brokers and platforms charge for that
Remember why you bought them and hold on
He’s dying
True but there is a stark delayed response if you & me & the pension funds left behind are only informed hours at best or a full day later, right? The whole thing *is* rigged
Crypto is shit being pushed by hucksters. Shocking that something like this could happen.
So many bounces 
Lol it isn't recession proof. It can drop more, Facebook has dropped from 300 to 90 bucks, RDDT with less users can certainly do the same. I'm not saying they'll go bankrupt, but when staple stocks like WMT, GOOG, NVDA are getting 20% haircuts, don't think RDDT couldn't get a 40% one. 30 billion+ market cap with revenue of 1 billion. I'm an avid supporter but would rather get back in when it hits the 120s or so. If it doesn't then my loss LOL
A 36% move in 3 weeks is not impossible… \n\nI’m just wondering why you did this to yourself when you clearly had enough to buy LEAPS
Agreed, its made boring tv shows like "The news" in to amazing comedy. \n\nKinda feel bad for the people that have to live in America but there is a dark irony underpinning the whole season since a majority of them voted for it lol
We’re just extra  we can’t help it
_Mr. Worldwide_ 🎤
Filled the humidifier in the house w adderall water
The property taxes on a house we're buying is almost 15k per year. Such bullshit.
If we all had the perfect entry we'd all be billionaire traders. If you can't handle a 10%\~ loss you probably shouldn't be trading options.
How do you have your screeners set up?\n\nedit: Maybe a better question is what are you screening for?
“Far more money has been lost by investors trying to anticipate corrections, than lost in the corrections themselves.” — Peter Lynch\n\n————\n\nWarren Buffett was 3 years too early for the 1973 crash. He was also 3 years too early for the 2008 crash. He missed the 2000 crash.
My pit bull, my rights. If you didn't want trouble maybe you shouldn't have been walking down the sidewalk in the first place.
How are we feeling about Krispy kreme earnings?
1/2 gallon wild turkey and a bottle of nitrogen will leave a beautiful corpse
Stop treating the market like a casino and learn to take 5% gains consistently
Use salt next time
Mango is such a beautiful orange-tinged fruit with tremendous succulent flavor
Bers are so fucking ghey
I guess your stock with him is on the decline. Unless you turn it upside down.
Okay so, you'll make like 10, 15% when he buys majority of shares?
Dumb ass bulls
Kinda the play rn
There will be no stimulus checks.
I am not, jerk!
Imagine nude women's volleyball
his stocks/finance
Hood is still going to run just not sure about your expiry. Roll the calls into end of the year if you want to take a step back. Roll them to $60 calls and you’ll make your money back come October/November. If you’re looking to rebound quick then you’ve got to abandon the position and take the L. Depends on what type of person you are. I’d throw it all on SMCI lottos. You’ll have your answer faster with that one and either lose it all or 5x what’s left.
Qqq calls
Like this if your full ported in HOOD
Call he should be most worry this guys said PLTR will recover. Others are long call so he will be fine likely but PLTR everyone worried that it ran wild when P/E ratio hitting 700.
Don't you think it would have been fucked regardless?
Those fascists can’t see anything. They think billionaires are working for the poor. As if
New office administration biggest bull run of 2025
What kinda tea
Imagine being a student at Elon University rn 
I’m going to go shave my nutsack for a bit. Get it nice and smooth for the next gf tongue bath session
It’s a conservative move. By releasing on Saturday it gives people a chance to digest the information without trading on it immediately, reducing volatility. \n\nA guy like Buffet probably doesn’t want his stock price to be volatile.
All in weeklies on hood 6 fig
Your down 1g relax. Most of us down 10g - 100g from just Friday
All the pre-revenue and speculative ones - legged into spreads on LEAPS calls on ASTS, AUR and ACHR highs a few days before. I put in orders for the ones down 75% or more and let the rest burn over the weekend. I think it’s an ok balance now. But my best idea on Thursday was to short ASTS shares (I hold a couple thousand,) sadly I only sold 100 short….put in a buy back at $27, which seems abt right. Idk. I made a mess last week.
I'M A PEOPLE PERSON, DAMNIT!
you're the one yapping a bunch of emotional personal insults. doesn't look good for you
Hello, I am the ghost of Ernest Hemingway posting on wsb: bull is fuk gg 
That sounds good for my short calls 
Triple down
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Frankly the tldr was tldr … this is sensational at best
Mother fuckers thinking they’re thanos, looking like barney
I think Im going with tos \n\nThanks bro
lol
About to try Shkreli's terminal
Sell Monday and disable options. Thank yourself for this decision in a few years
He's probably just another poor trying to get a piece of the action. ASTS is too smart for that.
🥭🥭🥭🥭🥭
Sitting on 1530 MRNA shares. If Covid part 2 doesn’t work out they still have the cancer vaccine in the works. It seems relatively low risk for high reward
thought he was suing ASTS ??
Aggressive
100% being manipulated
The stock market should just shut down for the rest of the year I’m tired off all this bs
Soxl
You know the MM cuts the stock's price the day the dividend pays out by that amount at market open.
Why crying?
Aussie regard here has no clue that there is bigger regard running HHS. Ain’t no way there is a new vaccine coming out for a while. Buy a put, not call
You already have a bet going - NVDA to 140.0 before 28-Feb-2025 04:33 PM -05
it means by the end of the week you should buy
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!banbet
My mans said 0-3mo due to high volatility 😭😂😭😂😭
Webull for screeners. RH for options gambling. Ibkr for investing
ASTS gonna rip on Monday given that musk is supreme regard in chief
Cool I didn’t know, he fucked up
they have to guard it because it exists
Buy my trading course bro you’ll make a lot of money bro trust me bro it’s easy bro 
I would be damn pissed if I lost my hair too. 
Man what was the premium when you bought these??
THANKS FOR NOTHING FDR.
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Gotchya. \n\nAnd nice! But without screenshots, I don’t really care. \n\nYou should short it!
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Stock market take your stocks out
The stock is down
Did you expect a Mona Lisa on that etch a sketch? I don’t know if I’d base any financial decisions on those results 
I use tasty on a computer and hood on a phone
double it and give it to the next
To be or not to be....that's the question. 
You are slowly declining into oblivion.
It's not a bluff but it is a negotiating tool, pretty much a repeat of mango 1.0. It's the stick to get other countries to agree to more favorable trade deals and weakening the dollar is the carrot.
Also, a drunk womanizer.\nToo bad he isn't around to post. 🤣
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Smoking cat shit of a SPAM can rn
what is so political about the fruit mango that it warns me about being political every time i type it
That’s the game we play
OP laid out a scenario. You said it aged like milk. Then the scenario came true! Accept being incorrect. \n\nWe all know $HIMS was a tremendous performer. But let me join you in making irrelevant statements; I made six-figures on $PLTR.
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I’m his granddaughter.
Melon Tusk: Delete Bankruptcy. Delete lenders. Delete Banks.
It’s something that’s for sure.
open the casino
Guess sexual harassment panda shouldn't have been a ghey ber!
a lot
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tos easy tasty app on mobile was complete dogshit when i tried it
Keep buying the dip
Have to hit her with the capital gains tax in case it works out 👀
People have very short memories. That and we're a nation of regards.
Burned ..
usually a neck tattoo is involved in this story
Ernest Hemingway is widely regarded as one of the great writers. Too bad he is not around to post.
what if you were on vacation
Short condom companies if the new Pope is more conservative.
It’s gonna be worse on Monday . It’s historical week 9
Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Puts
I am on a cut
But I thought he was good for the economy?! So all the economists who said trumps economic plan was inflationary… we’re right???
Oh i thought it was a sideways heart monitor reading
I bought a psp 
Your fine it should be able to get close to 70 by expiry
Elon apparently up for the role. About time too, those priests need to be accountable! Need to see on a parchment exactly what they achieved yesterday, talking to God and praying for my soul are not good use of church time!
Just some suspenseful info on LUNR and ACHR. \n\nFriday brought LUNR down to its 50 day moving average. \n\nAlso, Friday brought ACHR’s 10 day moving average down to touch its 50 day moving average. \n\nAs a result, how they respond to these things next week is gonna indicate a lot about their medium term direction
I always celebrate when I lose, so it keeps the yin in balance
Laugh at this post... Like so\n\n
Thinkorswim or tastytrade\n\nTrading view only, Im a Robinhood hoe
Would we ever figure out that 🥭 bought puts before next month?
Sims like a stock pump and not real news.
PTLR sounds like hitler
How about a wendy’s frosty instead? I have some calls i’d like to see go up 
It’s literally not deflecting. I don’t think you know what that means. \n\nI’ll retype it. 423%+ YTD Lmao.
Not stonks
I can't get over that thumb ring
Uh huh.\n\n"Asked about concerns raised by the report of another pandemic resulting from this new virus, Dr. Michael Osterholm, an infectious disease expert at the University of Minnesota, called the reaction to the study 'overblown.'\nHe said there is a lot of immunity in the population to similar SARS viruses compared with 2019, which may reduce the pandemic risk.\nThe study itself noted that the virus has significantly less binding affinity to human ACE2 than SARS-CoV-2, and other suboptimal factors for human adaptation suggest the 'risk of emergence in human populations should not be exaggerated."'\n\n[for those without access to the Nature article. ](https://www.reuters.com/business/healthcare-pharmaceuticals/chinese-researchers-find-bat-virus-enters-human-cells-via-same-pathway-covid-2025-02-21/)
Dude peaked in elementary school
That looks like my 2025 portfolio
I helped contribute to market makers and hedge fund manager’s yacht payments and cocaine habits via my trading losses 
Good lord, I’d say sell but there’s nothing left to sell
Regard trend
It's the testosterone which majorly leads to hair-loss. It's just scientific.
have you considered eating some ice cream? 
I think metals are about to get a massive rug pull and that’s why the miners are still so cheap.\n\nI have a silver junior that at these prices would cash flow $34mil plus in a year but it’s only a $60mil market cap with $15mil debt. If these prices hold it would be $300mil+ market cap
If you think you're cooked with exp that far out, perhaps options ain't for you.
Keep deflecting.
For the purpose of this discussion my point remains
These are cooked.
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Nope, resting on. 30ema. RSI oversold and good value company witt PE of 30. Expect to bounce to 70 in 4 weeks and high 50s Monday
Buy ETFs and never purchase options again. Sleep better and start making money.
Friends with defecits
Losing hair makes people do irrational things 
I’ll wipe my tears with the 50k grand I made on the stock. You’re right, I need to cope.
Crying in my bed
https://preview.redd.it/9xg0k71xfrke1.jpeg?width=1438&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8b3c80ae83adedf9dc531d44f7b08d84cf8b5b89
In your dreams. 65 this week
So puts?
Please sell so it can moon for me
No you weren't
Cope how ever you wanna cope. OP talked about an end of shortages negatively impacting the stock and that's EXACTLY what happened.
I’m all in hood with 100k
this sub is full of the stupidest people in reddit so it's surprising to me that you're being mocked. the whole theme here is about accepting your idiocy by gambling your money away. \n\nyou could be cooked? investors are a little spooked but half the market is retail idiots like us and they don't know what else to do but buy stock or calls, seriously. that's the dominant strategy for most retail investors, just pick something and put money in and hope it works out. and that idiocy effects the market now because there's so many of us.\n\npersonally I think the market is going down further sometime soon, but Monday could be green. if Monday is green by 10am I would just hold it until after lunch and sell it. you bought at the top really. I don't see you making all your money back. but honestly you could be in good shape by late lunch. \n\nif things are red by 10am they're not likely to recover. just sell for whatever you have left and buy a put on the same ETF, or keep it out for awhile to see which way things are going.
Fortis 30b mkt cap 3b rev 400m net income 20 p/e\n\npltr 230b mkt cap 800m rev 80m net income 540 p/e \n\n \nAre we there yet ?
They could have stopped at trump, fear of trump full stop.
I wish I could predict the future. But I am taking risk which I can palate. I am bullish because this moon mission will happen regardless of tariffs or wars. If they find water, we will be unstoppable.
Does an average man have over 9000 hairs 🧐🤔🧐
Dear Sirs,\n\nLast week I achieved the following:\n\n1. Paid Tesla more taxpayer subsidies.\n2. Signed off Tesla accounts, agreeing zero tax due.\n3. In my lunchbreak I spent sometime owning the libtards on twiter.\n\nI think I have had a very successful week and should get a promotion. I also have some info on slackers in my department who shamelessly wasted government time helping people fill out medicare forms.
Mods are here, even on a Saturday! Removed the post in under 10 minutes I’d say that’s pretty good. As for OP, post better content next time.
https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/s/rmMdubFFg2\n\nI was right
Guys, we about to have a new Pope. How do I get calls on next Pope?
Papa fell off
🌈
only a matter of time before an autistic man burns down his department 
Why are bald people insanely rude and aggressive? Can't they chill for a minute ?
I bought mine for Wednesday a 610 call it was a 50/50 risk but chances are we're back to 606/608 on Monday and it'll print
I never claimed authority. \n\nLook, I get it. You don’t like to use your brain. You like to just be fed your talking points. That’s perfectly okay to be a moron. Life is a duality. For someone to succeed of their own doing, another must fail of their own doing. It’s just the universe after all. Who am I to argue with the self-imposed morons?
That you chose such a poor person to procreate with that even your 3 yo recognized it before you\n\n\n\n\n\n\n...or they are three and made stairs since it's the simplest form on an etch a sketch\n\n\n\nSame same but different but still same
Honestly no idea until NVDA earning
Hey Elon 
Hey me too!!!
i’m so sorry 
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How come all these dictators and wannabe dictators look like  little bitches
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that's 106% though. if you didn't sell, that could vanish in minutes.
Scalping on BF?
Earnings dawg, earnings.
What you think? It’s gonna go up next week?  they have some big events next week right
it is sad but she seemed fairly annoying tbh\n\nwe need a registry for bald men, they are a danger to society. their anger increases with each hair lost.\n\n
Are they expected to respond outside of work hours?
tHe biG sHoRt 
you have no authority lol. get promoted to moderator too many times?
We had an ATH just this week. The fuck you fought?
Never
Sleeping Dogs was 10/10.
If they keep this upp they'll erase the deficit by year 2345!! 
$PTON
Looks non differentiable
Tsla to 0 eod
Well when that's the only pattern you see on your parents screen that's the first thing that comes to mind when they give you a mini^(mini) etch a sketch because... well funds are tight because you gambled away their college fund.
On the daily?
this is life over time. Not stock related.
Same
Don't get caught with your pants down. NFA
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!banbet LUNR 30 5w
Him and his cronies must have massive short positions. This is the only thing that would give rationale to it.
Helped figure out genders
His market value decreasing over time as a father.
Who, me?? I’m real. Real as it gets! Who are you??
This confirms Tesla is going to enter a bull run. Whatever Reddit says, I always do the opposite, have been seeing great success with this
I hope he hedges against the forex rate.\n\nThe dollar is tanking and it will most likely continue.
Same... SPY Feb 28th calls... But will it work?
I’d say maybe to the first, no to all other ones. 2027? What is this? r/goldmansachs???
Fired
Congrats dude but also better than the lottery
Good news is it’s about to hit the 9ema on the weekly. Could pop through that and recover. Also, RSI oversold on 1-2hr timeframe. Personally, I’d hold and average down some if you can withstand it and you’ve got some time…if it recovers mid 50s it could pop up for a relief off the failed breakdown. Probably depends on what the market does Monday. I might buy some shares and hold for a bounce to 60…may take more than 4 weeks tho unfortunately
God forbid someone ask you questions and hold you to a higher standard on a public forum.
You’re an over a week late commenting? there was a pull back, shortly tho. Possibly more than one I forget I’d have to look
Tesla AI is called Dojo not Grok.
Run uphill or downhill?
It’s literally up 423%+ YTD.
Gabby Petito Netflix documentary is sad.\n\nA mega cutie that seems to love life and full of warmth. \n\nGets engaged to a bald, giant regard parasite with no discernible useful skills, lots of tism'. Who ends up murdering her.
I would pick better friends
Nothing
Me from Bangladesh 
Sub full of bots now where are the mods.
Seems like a good way to avoid revenge trading.
k?
All my turds look like Alex Karp. Why didn't I think of this smh
So let's see, what did YOU get done last week?
it's almost like I'm not chatgpt
PLEASE 
Still working on those TPS reports sir
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LUNR go up you son of a bich  I have all my life savings on you.
Fucking reverse Uno card. Your comment aged like raw, unpasteurized milk.
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Papas decline into crippling alcoholism
no it’s korean, gay spas are in west and north hollywood
>All federal employees will shortly receive an email requesting to understand what they got done last week," Musk wrote in a post on X. "Failure to respond will be taken as a resignation."\n\nLMAO
Not me a friend… ok it’s me
Short term calls, but the threat to NATO is long term bearish on US, based on this event, maybe?
It’s going back to $25
My paranoid brain believes hedge funds must have bid it up and are laughing all the way to the bank shorting it on the way down.
Made a deal with myself..if I lose an option trade, ie close it out at a loss, I have to do an hour of weightlifting in the gym before I open ,new trade..\n\nIt's been a win- win..taking alot less trades, my success rate has gone up, and I'm getting yoked
The stimmy checks gonna be donny bucks and he's gonna open a merch store
fuck it 1 call and 1 put
You didn’t answer a single question.
Go lower go lower go lower,,,,, I do so love a good fire sale,,,love seeing the sky is falling mentality..... more crocodile tears please,,, so I can find some great bargains....
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I would not be you.
Biggest bank hack in history was Bangladesh, they tried to take 1 billion, but only got c115 million of which 20 million recovered. \n\nCompare with latest crypto hack 1.4 billion gone. \n\nSeems to me that the global bank network is far far safer given that less money has been hacked in its entire 75 year history than crypto this year
Yes. That’s Elon.
3 year old in Jan 2020: "achoo!"
Gotta get in on the scam, mango is a very useful idiot. Product of this shitshow administration will be increasing liquidity and weakening the dollar. Can play it a lot of ways, financials, tech, commodities, crypto dickbutts.
"he won't even make me a pros and cons list!?" are you trying to figure out your middle school crush of trade policy?
Tbh I would base my decision on how Monday goes.. If we reverse the loses from Friday I would hold. If it is red i probably would cut my loses\n\nBut I’m r3garded so don’t listen to me
According to Steve Jobs' sister, his final words were, "oh wow, oh wow, oh wow." Translate to learn something you didn't know about him -- something that even Google's AI refuses to acknowledge but that is irrefutably proven by his utterance of those final words in a three-part sequence.\n https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2011/oct/31/steve-jobs-last-words\n\nWhy hide it? I have some final words of my own: buy puts, buy puts, buy puts.
They tookk our jeeeeerbsss
Market-crashing 🥭 tweet incoming in 3...2...
So what you're saying is nonsense but I'll take a stab at what you are trying to say.\n\nWhich is that somehow BTC can be stolen by changing a 0 to a 1.... and no it can't lmao.
🥭 deadass extorting Ukraine, uhhhhhhhh calls 👉👈
Yes that’s why I’m here.
Hodl 
The American economy is only going to get worse over the next few years. This guy's cooked.
Wi Spa is a gey spa right? Thats what i remember
If you’re going to give up to the bears 🐻, lemme know what Wendy’s you end up at.
You already have a bet going - SPY to 566.53926 before 28-Mar-2025 09:38 AM -05
!banbet
You should first learn the difference between Altria Group and Phillip Morris
Everyone is saying the market doesn't bottom out on Friday \n\nSo a bunch of people have buts expiring Monday and Tuesday \n\n\nAlso, gamma is showing a bunch of 610c \n\n\nI wouldnt be surprised if it pumps before the next dump
Mama didn’t raise no quitter.
Distressed assets have some of the biggest returns.
Pretty self explanatory
Your 401k may need adjusting….
Solid. Soup dumplings on cold winter days are great too
Pussy. Y’all need a git back in thar!
*Incoming random bullshit*
You either comeback or they cum on your back.
dont even matter, were fucked just by the threats. countries cutting US out where they can already
Already priced in. You’re not the first person to believe Philip Morris makes a killing selling weed.
We don't take kindly to bers in this town mister so take your puts and leave our town
Instructions unclear. Full porting.
He’s telling you to step your game up
How is the buying power more than the total in the account?
Put it on the VIX and you’ll get paid when he does something extra stupid.
"The Art of The Deal", shows all your cards before the negotiation 
Why?
so since every cloud company keeps missing, does this mean puts for SNOW,AI, DOCN,ZM,WDAY, and NTNX ? and with more return to work orders, ZM should dive.... for next week earnings
No one cares about you caring or not. \n\nYou don’t know what you’re talking about. This has been abundantly showcased in this thread. You’re entitled to your opinion. I’m entitled to exposing how uneducated your opinion is.
Dad, you are holding my drawing upside down
The ones commenting are trying hard to convince people to stay bullish, but the volume on this chat has dropped remarkably compared to last weekend. Sentiment is clearly down.
That’s like my port in November went to 2,200 I’m back to $25k now.
why need to use a mirror? flip the device..
Nah market sold off on Friday because the data was bad and not because they think he will implement tariffs.
“You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take.”\n- Wayne Gretzky\n - Michael Scott\n - zzzzzz808
We keep having higher lows, so sellers aren’t winning. It’s just what you said. How much do you want to invest in uncertainty?
But why?
!remindme: 2 days
Only winners, girl.
Market already did a colonoscopy on me twice this week. No one else needs to look my ass for a while
That your son didn't play with the etch
Buuut 🥭 WiLl b BEttEr for the StUckk MaRkettt 
That's awfully specific. Pesky live grandparent hanging on too long to your trust fund?
Your son is saying you’ll devalue over time. Thats tough 😂
And the one about to get promoted will be doing nothing?
Too busy holding point on shin-shibuya. Someone tell me when green again
Who wears thumb rings
I'm just commenting from my phone. I don't care about proving anything to you lol. not typing "allat"
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I still see comments saying he’s not going to go through it later
Hood to 60 and spy
Lithium keeps me sane.
just got fresh pork and leek buns this morning.
Stonks!
Lmao your life is going down 
I’m scured
This like the pot calling the kettle regarded.
I didn’t hear no bell!! Get back in there soldier!!
!remindme: 1 day
Unfortunately I think he is hoarding cash because he knows he will die soon. Makes it easier to give away. \n\nOn the other hand there is plenty of value in the market. Boeing and Intel have already been mentioned but Dollar General is ripe for an activist takeover. Unfortunately he is not an activist. Maybe one of his juniors can take on the job.
I’ve made quite a bit betting on table tennis. Yeah, you heard me. I don’t even watch the matches. I just watch the numbers during live and try to pronounce the names I’m betting on. I have nicknames for almost all of the Elite TT players lol
The point is to see if you actually have an understanding of what you’re advocating for. I can think of pros for transitioning to bilateral. But I can also think of cons.\n\nCan you?
PLTR won't recover. As I read last weak precisely put somewhere : dead cat bouncing. I won't tell you how stupid was to put your mortgage into risks trades because you already know options are gambling right?
Everything will be fine on Monday right…right!?!?? 
It’s game over for Wally World
More people have lost money trying to time a crash than from a crash itself.\n\nHe could be years out.\n\nWe're clearly in a market that WANTS to go up. Whether or not it's allowed to when bombed with shit headlines every week is a different question.
People have literally sold off. What are you talking about?
You can’t steal 1.5 billion usd of gold bars by changing a 0 to a 1 in some code last time I checked…
DOGE has officially become Office Space. \n\nWhat would you say you do over here?
Damn!
Future of US now too. Everyone will make Wendy’s wage but the top.
Fought the bears= I am restarted 
It says you gon die
I completely understand that cause I’m in a similar boat I’m holding a fuck load of spy calls I bought them right before close yesterday I’m holding it out for two weeks
Some of you still think tariffs are a bluff by 🥭 and it shows
IIRC, thumb ring symbolizes polyamorousness
A man who never eats pork buns is never a whole man
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Why ask the politigards on here when they said back in November that we would be at 500 by now
Why?
No
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I don't listen to boomers. Going on year 7 now..
need to get on the other side of that trade, how to deal with the booty smell all those pot heads bring into the stores
went to Wi Spa here in LA, everyone is naked, and I must say, I feel much better about my wiener. people from all ages and races and pretty much everyone had a small(average) weeny.\n\nit seemed kinda 🌈 when I first went tho 
The success of Zyn shows there is a lot of unpacked value in tobacco stocks for non-smokeable products even before accounting for marijuana.
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Back up next week to fuck everybody who's long options again. Theta gang makes their pennies with the vol crush
I have. 605 spy call expiring Monday, think I’m good?
one chip will be more powerful than all computers put together
SEC ain't doing shit, Wall St lobbied them and everyone else to enable all this after 2006 almost fucking clapped them.
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Your mom touched my 7 figure.
European defense stocks.
No wonder he has 7 failed businesses. MF’er don’t know how to negotiate. 
ya
You can’t do any better than that with chatgpt writing it for you regard? 
That was a bad time
Down is the direction left wing took the country
dad polls are looking bad
It means he is bad at using a etchescetch
Federal legalization is only part of the story. The passage of the SAFE Banking Act would really get this started, and every year, more states decriminalize/legalize marijuana because they border legal states and want more tax revenues.
One day. Thought I said that already.
Wym
"Buy the dip dad."
Over the hill
You already have a bet going - NVDA to 150.0 before 28-Feb-2025 12:46 AM -05
!banbet easy dubs
Good thing I bought a call on Friday when it was cheap asf
What is this disjointed garbage?
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Trumps his father
USA lost to Canada, thanks again 🥭 
Damn bro. 👏
Wild just got wiped out, gotta bounce back after this horrid week.
Cardiac arrest
Goodluck to us on monday
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Def leaning towards just cutting losses and not going back in. It's weird the weekend WSJ didn't even prominently report on the crash yesterday - that was an anomalous day, you'd think they'd report on that, unless they know something.
Seems that way
Do you have proof it isn’t? I get what you’re saying but maybe fillers etc are different but the “active ingredients” are most likely the same
Penny wise (literally)
You’ll never recover
No stonks papa
Trust me bro I'm praying this time is different. I'm holding 700 shares/100k of it through earnings.\n\nI just know better by now.
I told you
Mango saying Russia holds all the cards before even starting the negotiations. Are the any books on what do to in the stock market with the president is highly regarded?
The money shot!
But when?
if you need a pros and cons list generated go ask one of the AI. what a silly request. you gonna ask for vendiagram next?
It’s the only reason I still have the stock. Always figured there would come a time when Marlboro green packs would sit along side Marlboro red.
Bruh I feel your painnnnn
That’s a fair point. We will see what happens but I do think they could have a bounce back possibly I could be very wrong tho
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so calls monday?
Especially if I m bff with God
Okay but he's talking about federal legalization
Finally chiseled my car out of the street after a week
The AI Advisor replacement at Illionois.edu with LLM model someone posted here a few minutes ago, if you click the link mentioned in the tweeted image, it's a Rick Roll video.
Not to flex, but I just touched 7 figures (decimal numbers included).
I hope he short sells
I think times will be volatile like we expected. But you have to keep in mind, regardless of whatever side you’re on, Tajin Man isn’t going to crash the economy. We all know the dude has a massive ego. And he would rather die than be remembered as someone who created a market crash. Tensions will be tight for sure (as with every other president) but long term things will be okay. Especially if you’re in your 20’s and piling large amounts into the market at every dip.\n\nGoal is not where you’re at in 2-4 years but where you’ll be at when you’re 50-55. By then these stories will be forgotten or told around a campfire 
bruh if im 90 and i have double pneumonia, just put me down
He’s been doing this for the past few years so no
Not a winning dad 😔
What trades did you find
They really should do case studies of bears that refuse to change their mind and keep moving goalposts regardless of what happens.\n\nNo matter how much data or reality contradicts their actions.
this is kinda fun DOGE: Department of Government Efficiency DOGE: Department of Government Efficiency x.com (https://doge.gov/savings)\n\n
I'd say medium well to well done
Some implied moves for earnings next week - 718 companies reporting. This is up OR down you degenerate\n\n \n[$NVDA](https://x.com/search?q=%24NVDA&src=cashtag_click) 9.2% \n[$SNOW](https://x.com/search?q=%24SNOW&src=cashtag_click) 12.2% \n[$DELL](https://x.com/search?q=%24DELL&src=cashtag_click) 10.4% \n[$AI](https://x.com/search?q=%24AI&src=cashtag_click) 15.1% \n[$HD](https://x.com/search?q=%24HD&src=cashtag_click) 4.7% \n[$CRM](https://x.com/search?q=%24CRM&src=cashtag_click) 8.7% \n[$VST](https://x.com/search?q=%24VST&src=cashtag_click) 11.5% \n[$LOW](https://x.com/search?q=%24LOW&src=cashtag_click) 5.4% \n[$AAP](https://x.com/search?q=%24AAP&src=cashtag_click) 9.3% \n[$CAVA](https://x.com/search?q=%24CAVA&src=cashtag_click) 14.8% \n[$PLNT](https://x.com/search?q=%24PLNT&src=cashtag_click) 10.8% \n[$HIMS](https://x.com/search?q=%24HIMS&src=cashtag_click) 24.3% \n[$RKLB](https://x.com/search?q=%24RKLB&src=cashtag_click) 16.1% \n[$ACHR](https://x.com/search?q=%24ACHR&src=cashtag_click) 16.3% \n[$FUBO](https://x.com/search?q=%24FUBO&src=cashtag_click) 17.8% \n[$SOUN](https://x.com/search?q=%24SOUN&src=cashtag_click) 19.9% \n[$SMR](https://x.com/search?q=%24SMR&src=cashtag_click) 17.8% \n[$DUOL](https://x.com/search?q=%24DUOL&src=cashtag_click) 17.4% \n[$NTAP](https://x.com/search?q=%24NTAP&src=cashtag_click) 8.5% \n[$ESTC](https://x.com/search?q=%24ESTC&src=cashtag_click) 17.2% \n[$GTLS](https://x.com/search?q=%24GTLS&src=cashtag_click) 14.3% \n[$BFLY](https://x.com/search?q=%24BFLY&src=cashtag_click) 24.9% \n[$RDFN](https://x.com/search?q=%24RDFN&src=cashtag_click) 16.3%
I bought MO a year ago for the dividend and low PE. Marijuana exposure is just a free bonus
You see that's the problem, they didn't fail. They beat and raised guidance and they still won't move the stock.\n\n3rd time is not the charm.
Bro delete this shit💀 this loss is embarrassing
His donors are.
It means you're too poor to afford a full size etch a sketch
If you click the link in the tweet, it is a Rick Roll video.
Blood pressure that's your blood pressure
Hahahaha
He’s not even investing he’s gambling
They’ve failed the last two quarters I figured they’d have a bounce back
Markets already super RED
Rolling them all in to 3/14s now for more leverage on Monday morning. The bounce should go all the way to 65 so I’m giving more time in case it is flat next week
Federal weed legalization is not even necessary but rather the passage of the SAFE Banking Act to allow banking companies to get in on the market.
Kid won't stop singing Frozen songs, so had to write a WSB version.\n\n\nYes, my plays closed a little bit lower\n\n\nAnd my YOLOs are getting bolder\n\n\nAnd my calls are down, but I'm holding to expiry \n\n\nMargin debt just went even higher\n\n\nAnd my port's a little sadder not wiser\n\n\nThat's why I rely on a career at Wendy's\n\n\nYes, some things never change\n\n\nLike how my port is a big red line\n\n\nSome things stay the same\n\n\nLike how I'm going need someone to cosign\n\n\nLike an old stone wall CVNA will never fall\n\n\nSome things are always true\n\n\nSome things never change\n\n\nLike how I'm holding on tight to VOO
Ventricular fibrillation
Because they will never let a 3t stock hit on earnings and give everyone free money.\n\nBut don't buy puts, they will fuck you in both directions and keep it flat for a week until the real move happens.
The pee tapes must be pretty insane for this level of leverage
Looks like your heart pulse and than BAM at the end....nothing...
Sell your position and invest in a book and learn a skill so you have can have more than $300
https://preview.redd.it/faip0qhxarke1.jpeg?width=1791&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=928866ec1f9918541657e2d91168fa0889c76070\n\nCalvin and Hobbes moment lol
Posting it everyday will not make it more true
Next Town Hall meeting, strap on to a drone 
I know you are joking, but I don’t think those would be a good play. Odds are they would be reliant on government contracts to profit from any economic downturn. I doubt the Federal government would spend money on this.. I think it could be possible at a state or county level tho, so maybe look for midsized/smaller companies lol
It represents the level of respect for his dad from now until the age of 18.
My og account was banned for telling someone they're regarded, it was labeled as a "violent threat" 
Right before his 3rd term election
In which case he has done a fantastic job to be fair
No, probably not lol \n\nI’m sorry my joke didn’t land well with you, I’ll work on improving my craft 🫡 Have a good one, man!
lol soun is done for
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!banbet NBIS 51 3d
I ain't reading all of that but I will upvote you for your effort lol
Funny.
He heard Papa put his whole retirement into meme coin rug pulls
Teach your wife trading and blame her for loses
Bruh, Europe is laughing at America fr fr
Bro you should just delete this your gonna get temporarily banned I learned my lesson.
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Isn't Trump totally against federal weed legalization?
There's no money like short money. Congrats and fuck you
Look at Mr Rich here punching down on is poors only having 300$ to yolo
A handsaw it is very dangerous to sit upside down. Same for trading.
tbf i was really close with that last banbet. i forgot markets were closed on that monday
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You responded to a 50-day old comment with a “do your research” remark. You clearly took it personally.\n\n>just the beginning\n\nOk? I’m sure they’ll get plenty of small contracts. Enjoy your shitco stock. On the plus side, there will be plenty of short squeeze opportunities for you if you’re wise enough to take profits when it pops.
Depends how bad it is
Could be anyone, all girls here
Psychiatrist asks what I enjoy doing\n\nTell him I like to “buy puts”\n\nHe asks if I ever sell them when they are profitable\n\nI tell him I dont and that there’s a chance SPY will plummet to 400 by the end of the day at which point I will sell them \n\nHe gets really interested and asks to see my portfolio\n\nI show him my trade history\n\nHe says he’s seen trade activity like this before\n\nNext session\n\nHim and 2 other psychiatrists are in the room, says he invited them to help me\n\nThey ask more about my out buying activity\n\nShow them my trade history and post history on WSB which has been see by countless Redditors worldwide\n\nShow them my screenshots of puts I never sold and watched expire worthless because “the market is in a bubble and I’m right and don’t want to sell prematurely”\n\nThey’re recording me and taking notes the whole time through\n\nI get uncomfortable and don’t book a follow-up appointment\n\nDoctor has offered to cover all further sessions and meet with me 3 times a week as a “case study”
Soccer betting? That's like betting on whether a pigeon will fly north or south. No real edge, just a bunch of poor decisions. Stick to the stock market if you want real gains.
US never gave aide out of selflessness, it benefited both sides. Not in ww2 not in Ukraine. This was and is clearly understood by reasonable people on both sides. Trump is now acting like a Russian asset for god knows what fucking reason, and it's the 2nd time he has been elected. You do not continue to rely upon an Ally if every 4 years they keep electing people that destroy the confidence of that alliance and actively work against it.\n\n\nHow can peace be had while completely ignoring Ukraines wishes? Wishes that are somewhat reasonable. Putins idea of a peace deal is pure delusion which is why they have been ignored until the Russian pup got elected.
They’re eating the bulls, they’re eating the 🐻
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wen 5k check with donnies name on it 
Hoping they talk about their collab with Anduril and kill it based on guidance… because their numbers arent there yet.
Calls on Ozempic 
HOOD to 60s Monday. Without hood there will be no wsb
So you're taking money from your parents (maybe their retirement)to gamble on earnings dates?\n\n People here are awful lol
I have a colonoscopy on Tuesday. Probably feels the same as how the market makes me feel. Violated.
I beat Mega Man 1
This is a recipe for many up doors on reddit and wsb
God its just as bad if you turn it upside down
It will one day
Rule of thumb is, you cut losses once it goes below 5%
I drank too much tea and ate too many chicolate chip cookies while researching trades today.
It's because I saw the sign
The fat lady hasn't sung.
Elderly can't retire, puts on quality of life 
Why people hate Wall Street
War is hell, so I hope there is a deal... I just hope we don't sell out Ukraine and our souls to Putin to get it done.
I want to knock you all up again!! 
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The golden age is here! Markets ripping to levels not seen since the end of the last guy’s administration.
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Nah hood to 60 +20 percent
Stock prices don’t look good bro better pull out
AMD SHARES or AMD JAN 2027 120C ????
Felipe my bruh 🫶🏻
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Tfw no cute gf no green portfolio 
!banbet NVDA 145 7d
Rip
Peeking at your portfolio lol
Why do you have 2026, you selling those or you adding full port
There was a girl that got interviewed on yahoo finance and she’s from here. \n\nWhich one of u is it…and there ain’t many of you here so
How many bags are you holding?
Um, hello? KTOS calls ez money
yeah probably more than 10 tbh
Holy shit i bought an antenna for ABC and all i'm getting are spanish channels. 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡.
It makes sense if you're a Russian asset tasked with destroying the U.S.
You wanna be 80 yrs old and still drive a truck. Escape the rat race regard.
"iT's pRiCeD iN bRo, calls" 
597 Monday followed by uptrend
What we think about ACHR earnings coming up this week?
Mom finally letting you use the computer again?
Buying hemorrhoid cream to hedge my calls on Mon
A thumb ring?
That makes sense. Mostly trying to figure out since it seemed like Friday was more consolidation, with the higher short interest on it and the fact it jumped ~30% over night if there might be some short covering next week
Not when you have been called upon by the great and powerful Nancy P! But yes no way they have profit
I still have not financially recovered from 12/18
No way you're looking at a contract with 2 yrs and thinking you're cooked
Not stonks
At least Fidel Castro is not my dad
I’d cut my losses if the market doesn’t recover at the end of next week. U definitely don’t wanna hold anything beyond next week. Looking at the charts, we might c a small pull back, and that’d be your chance to exit. But we r in a for a rough ride, especially if NVDA shits the earnings. Good luck!
Building a finance app \n\nIt better go straight to numba 1 \n\n#HOLLA 🗣️🫧
Why
Went to visit my parents and they asked me to do the usual tech support. Was looking at my mom’s laptop and noted out loud that she just got an email from Kamala Harris.\n\nTo which my dad responded “she still exists?!” Boomer parents are the best 
Dear Lord, what do you have 7 figures in the play?!
hmm invade Canada, now that s an idea
I have a significant amount of BRK/B, its the one stock I am even considering holding through this year.
Russians can't and will never be able to buy iPhones. There is no and there will be no middle class. Russia is irrelevant for Western economies. It makes zero sense to ditch European allies, and consumers, for Russia.
Our fathers came across the prairies, fought Indians, fought drought, fought locusts, fought Dix
Don't you have to earn something to have earnings?
Monday will be green
Shhhhhhh....it's ok.....You're safe here now.
Have you seen $PM so far this year up ~25% in the last month? These tobacco stocks have extreme value that can be unlocked even before legalization.
gaymen brotha
AMC short-term liquidity ratios are a fucking travesty \n\nShut it down already \n\n#LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
does ur three year old know how to use that thing? I used to have one for years and never figured it out, could just be random attempts to make something without knowing how
"But but cheap gas/oil from Russia"\n\nMeanwhile we are about to tariff Canada and their way cheaper gas lol 
Zeta
intel got stuffed when it dropped the div.
Let me try. Brb.
He said he wants him to br more aggressive. Lol. Heads exploding all over Reddit
Joe Biden is a very dumb man who was dumber than ever before,” he said. “He had no idea what he was doing, and everything he said was wrong. And I said, you know what… I think he’s going to cause a war. And that’s what happened… Putin could have been talked out of that so easy, but they didn’t know how to talk… but [Biden] said all the wrong things — and I’m not trying to make Putin like nicer or better — I’m just telling you the fact that war should have never happened. Putin would have never gone in.”\n\n\nMy fav quote so far\nSo literate <3 he’s a white Obama .
TEM earnings? Up down or flat? I hope not flat.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=55Pnw-tEVek
Which is why manggoo wants to help Russia. You nailed it.
price usually rises and falls i.e. priced in
I got sent a Reddit harassment notice for telling someone to get a job \n\n
Some of you ain’t dancing to Ace of Base rn and it shows.
Cooked. BUt recoverable
Not stonks\nhttps://www.reddit.com/r/MemeRestoration/s/cGPXmErC58
Bullish
He said it live today but it was along the lines of “if they put tariffs on us we’ll tariff them back “
all in on amd
Medium-Well done
I mean you have a lot of time left on those calls. Don’t let one terrible day scare you off. Despite what bears would want you to believe, markets do trend up (over long periods of time)\n\nI’m not sure if you were trading in August of last year, but we had a series of “red days”.. Some people got scared and sold out of their positions.. Those positions now would be deeply in the green (for the vast majority of stocks).
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He knows how finances are doing,and it’s not looking good
lol, they are replacing academic advisors with AI chatbots \n\n Andrew (@AndrewYatzkan) on X AI really replaced my academic advisor 😭😭 x.com (https://x.com/AndrewYatzkan/status/1893068412399821233)
how does ur account say 400k and your buying power shows 900k? shouldn’t it all reflect on ur account summary kinda odd?
Needs to have a breakout already. \n\nEarnings might do this but then we got economic factors that might hinder it. At the EOD I’m bullish…no other way to be.
Monday Tuesday pump \n\nFlat Wednesday. Dump AH \n\nDump Thursday Friday \n\nbetter?
Declare bankruptcy each time you lose. Hell, you'll get elected.
Also, think of all the “oh shit” orders that have been placed in Q4 and Q1 for those who source from China and want to load up before the tariffs go into effect. Trump doing this has been a freaking gift to China.
There is something in the look on that mans face...
Then I probably won’t get any eggs this week 
I'll take you up on this
Wednesday is my day off and it’s never green
A credit transfer balance means more liquidity 
Assisting Russia is of no benefit to Western economies. It has zero economic benefit other than for a handful of oligarchs. Assisting Europe on the other hand has massive economic benefits.
💯
Just buy PUT
[Legal] weed just isn’t that big of a cash crop though. And federal legalization certainly isn’t going to reduce the tax/regulatory burden of it.
Mega pump into Wednesday \n\nMega dump is back into Friday
He's losing market share year over year.
What are you implying? Bullish?
Future long investor A.KA bagholder 
While running the best business on the planet. It hurts.
About to bully my prostate
Is this post even allowed in wsb?
I have 5k in $25 2/28 calls, it’s got to at least go back to 30, hoping we get $35 
I don't understand
Gotta wait half a decade at least.
Only in areas where the sun doesn’t shine 
I like TOS over Active Trader Pro (Fidelity) but I'm currently using ATP. I used Tradovate for futures. RH for degen options.
the first month has been great. the most promising administration we've seen in decades.
MAGA League 
Meagan THE Fox!
We need to see if he goes through with the tariffs or pulling out of nato, or even anything even more damaging like a special operation in Mexico.
Another day another weed legalization investor, just put the fries in the bag sir
Rub a strangers giant beer belly for good luck. 
Link?
Buy the ~~dip~~ ~~dip of the dip~~ dipity dip!
You definitely have a future but not in comedy.
Possible sale of data center manufacturing plant
North Koreans , Indians , balngladeshies fro Russia and Brits French , Indians , Americans aka anyone who signed up for the international league . \nBut just let’s forget about that
NVDA been trading in the same range for nearly a year now \n\n#LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Might want to check your stocks
What is this? A call for ants?
its not his land to give, weakened 🇺🇦 will just continue to struggle with bigger 🇪🇺 support. 🇺🇸 will be isolated with globally strongly negative consumer sentiment
Are we bleeding into Monday what’s everyone thoughts?
maybe MSFT has been flat for the past year unless there's super AI then you would be good
Stock hasn’t broke out since the split…👀
sure ProGamer
SPY call holders 
Hi
Now you think it's my favorite company lol and that contract is just the beginning
Hmm interesting song choice 
What’s wrong with a **MAGA’sters** degree?\n\n
Chuds eat it up
What news?
I'd like to talk to the manager about my lack of flair. \n \nI keep getting AI customer service every time I call
You can call me daddy 
r/NoFap
is nvda puts obvious
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Some of you have a degree from Trump University and it shows
If INTC goes to $30 this week I'll buy you all a dozen eggs
DeepXi gave us emojis on chatgpt which is kinda nice
Twerking is difficult af
You are showing what is wrong with people. Insults and useless nonsense talk over a civil conversation. I never thanked you, you rude little person.
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$ROPE 
Krasnov gonna tank it next week
Take is easy with the penis pump bro, it can damage your pp.
Ofc
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Probably not
This is a cash account. So I have 60k cash that I made from selling puts just not available to trade it until Monday.
NVIDIA stock price
Can you get high off that shit?
Break into a poor person house and steal their card. \n\nProblem solved 💅🏻
Double down?
Wonder if he ever worries about losing it in his wife’s bf’s ass.
🇰🇵
Ahh shit
# SAY YOU DON'T HAVE ANY MONEY AND GO GET A PAY DAY LOAN AT A 35% INTEREST RATE. WHAT ARE SOME GOOD STOCK MARKET PLAYS FOR THAT
Only cooked if you sell. Market could be back in 2 weeks and your positions break even. Whatever you do don’t panic.
he’ll end it by giving putin 90% of the land he took and present it as “compromise”
You peaked in high school
I’ll lend you $0.60 at 5000 basis points, compounded hourly. Payment to be completed behind the Wendy’s dumpster.
You're such a Russian hack
Pump then dump.
Yikes