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| could roll them? |
| Seems like a lot of avatars got ICED |
| No it is not cuz jpow is a cuck who does what his masters say |
| Yeah like cigarettes and booze |
| Sounds like you're one of that rare pokemon that can control the stock market through your dream. |
| CEG or LEU? |
| This is regarded. When most institutions rebalance they will be adding to the positions that are down if anything. |
| [for the poors](https://archive.ph/20251203190747/https://www.ft.com/content/ad4bfd8b-a0f8-4f9e-a234-eed589e3d0ab) |
| How many kneecaps do you manage in a week |
| At least they are profitable and have a solid dividend almost 7% |
| We really at the point where there’s no more fear of going full regard on calls anymore and I’m here for it |
| RR calls |
| Ayo the username, another giants fan, we should do the same. |
| We don’t believe you |
| He should have gambled it all on ODTE |
| I voted for Kamala |
| Can confirm it wasn’t… so far |
| Nope |
| I’m a Waste Management Consultant, AMA |
| No that’s rash |
| Next time do the opposite of what you think is smart |
| Buff Jezos is the new CEO of $AMZN |
| I love you 🫂 |
| Good excuse to hide your stupidity. |
| is anyone at all there? |
| and crocs |
| Would you rather be a billionaire at 90 years old or have very little at, say, 25? I’d choose the latter. You have good life ahead of you. Seek help. Talk to someone. |
| WHEN \n\nGREEN ON $AMZN\n\nNEEDS A $GOOGL MOMENT\n\n \nBRING BACK BOLD JEFF |
| What calls did you have that you can't make money. It is soaring like an eagle |
| They exist, its a totally different lifestyle than what my mom had in the 90s though. The age of stay at home moms able to stay home and shop/spend money whenever they want are over lol. They also probably can't buy those houses if they don't have family money. The only people I know they can work with one income have some kind of family support somewhere. \n\nMy SOs friends also don't respect the SAHM wives as much as they do the women that work, you can tell in conversation. Some of the men kinda just brush them off like they are dumb. |
| Just double that dude it will be like the loss never happened |
| Holy shit i slept thru market today but apparently I was down 8k at open and up 2k by close.. gah daym |
| Yup bulls doin that and bers back to their Wendy’s shift |
| Spy was at 496 and u said nah ill wait for more. The greed sickens me. |
| That is unfortunate man, but you can always get back there. Maybe not with gambling on the stock market but with solid and safe investing(which is still kind of a gamble but you know what I mean) and whatever skills you might have/learn. It isn’t over, it’s just money(which still doesn’t feel great to lose). There’s a lot left for you to do! God bless you! |
| As long as the shit I buy turns green I'm ok with it. |
| Wasnt gonna sleep till i had a good trading day. Its been 48 hours im tired boss |
| I think someone bought 315P January 9 2026 today for $12M. So I think you may have a chance to load up your balls...err....I mean your Google 👍 |
| Around 147. And I sat on my hands when it dipped below 100 during the tariff panic. |
| Are you in the metaverse? |
| BOJ raising rates is a bad omen for FOMC next week |
| I bought on the way down and then bought a large position in VRT around $58. Basically the bottom |
| 100% |
| Maybe I could be fed chair |
| Like it never even happened 🥸 |
| On the real, DM me if you need to talk |
| Poot skoot n boogieee |
| LOL Im fairly new to options so any advice is appreciated. I traded APPL previously when it was at 265 a month ago and cashed out 1 week ago which was unfortunate in my opinion but I still profited so Im kinda high off my winnings rn |
| Tmrw 🌝 |
| SPY gonna open 0.2% green tomorrow and bull to ATH |
| “Griddy mid-O blow” |
| wait a minute 😲 |
| Yes, by open tomorrow |
| This. Is what. I like |
| The dip in April was so quick I couldn't get anything. I was waiting for bigger dip. Didn't realize it was gonna be up that fast |
| tldr: green, red, red |
| Snow bunnies ruining lives |
| After about 2 years of learning options (I thought) decided to try out 0DTE. Went well for about a week. Then quickly and unceremoniously lost 70% of my Roth. 3 years later I’m only down 35%. So there’s that. Plenty of stocks move violently enough that you don’t need to 0DTE. Also other ways to play options than 0DTE. 25 years ago I lost all my money on margin during 2000. 20 years ago I spent all my money on crack. \n\nTLDR: 0DTE Bad. Margin Bad. Crack Bad. Okay now you have the secret code. Don’t do those things and you’ll be fine in a couple years. Chin up champ. |
| As long as its not MY META AND NVDA, IDC! |
| Sounds like ber activities |
| 😳 |
| When your entire party runs on Pro-Russian policies, these things tend to happen....frequently! Just wait until 2028 that's when the real fireworks start. |
| Haha 😂 |
| What if I entered the position at this level? |
| my uipath calls r fucked if it don’t go higher |
| Guy I'm chatting with says he's seen it a few times - but downtime is a few minutes at a time. Overall doesn't seem tooooo concerning to me. I've probably lost more due to crypto venues going down (I also trade that degen shit lol) |
| Imagine paying for cnbc pro |
| Told u cucks! "Agents" the new "AI" trigger wording! CRM and PATH dream about Agents all day. This is what will actually take ur job cuck |
| https://preview.redd.it/tvrnoogke25g1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=37cb64e133775fcc887879cc68bed3ce847c3858\n\nMine too! Puts on RDDT |
| Username checks out |
| Smart money indicator sitting at 0.44, dumb money being 0.58\n\nThis is mostly retailards pretending to know price discovery. |
| What car? |
| I can't believe people are taking these comments seriously. WSB is truly gone. |
| Listen man, my pull out game is on point |
| Yeah, it's clear to me Jensen couldn't care less about US politics and is just doing whatever he can to garner favor from the White House given the precarious situation he has gotten himself in as the CEO of the world's most valuable company in the midst of the AI bubble. If it were a Democratic president he'd be doing the same thing |
| Aren’t you a naughty little possum |
| Delete the app |
| Guys a pussy, he should spend half of it on coke and prostitutes to clear this head, then go all in with the last 5. |
| *hold dicks |
| I bought 0dte spy calls around 11am and sold around 2pm |
| WHATS HAPPENING TO THESE STOCKS\n\n \n1 - GOOGLE\n\n \n2 - AMAZON\n\n \n3 - MICROSOFT = WE KNOW ITS NEWS ARTICLES AND HIT PIECE |
| Wonder how much $$$ it is to get a murder called a suicide |
| It's spelled scents...SMH! |
| Richard Branson, Bill Gates, Steve Jobs, Michael Dell, every rapper |
| I don't know what you've been calling for since April since I don't care that much |
| If they do im loading up. On Google that is, not my balls. |
| …and always remember, guys: your loss is somebody else’s gain. 🙏 |
| How did the last one go? |
| https://preview.redd.it/flh2x8gee25g1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1ebdaf2d1845cc8efbae54df3a287eab8ac3619e |
| is leu a good buy now? any alternatives? |
| 🫠 it was just too regarded to fail |
| I think that is what CSchwab said too it should convert back to original ampg options on the 10th but considering they didn't know how to price them while in the rights offering is stupid |
| Yeah that is a issue at times. They’ve got a lot better at staying online though throughout the years. |
| are you really an options trader if your positions don't drop 20% as soon as you open them? |
| No one selling. Getting ready for the ruggest of all rug pulls. No coincidence all the Wall Street heads got a secret meeting last week |
| What you been gambling on unc? |
| I lost big too but no need to end it. Please dm me if you need to talk. |
| The American economy is founded on buying shit you don’t need that won’t make you happy. |
| You had your chance to just pull your money back and index it \n\nBut you guys chasing that dopamine hit... |
| Who kidnapped my avatar |
| Can't go down if you don't have any, amirite? |
| Nah cringe. OP godspeed and make sure you go out like a champ 💪 |
| Take the shaft or give the shaft. Your choice. |
| dont know what the catalyst is.\n\n \nand its multiple is literally now the same as $GOOGL lol....\n\n \nneeds to do better imo |
| See that’s the precise moment when you developed the tism, it’s quite apparent. There’s no going back. |
| Sidelined waiting for Fed meeting. |
| Spg friend |
| I look at this shit like a BTC\n\nCould be down this week, then I'm up next week |
| AMD has a market cap less than 10% of NVDA’s and they are just getting started in the new consume all the electricity in the world so we can have sext bots sector. The monopoly won’t last forever |
| Yes. |
| Fake and ghey. |
| birria tacos |
| Archery. You need a special trigger for your bow, that way you're surprised when the string releases. |
| Bark stew works. Just peel some off the trre and boil it in fresh sperm |
| > The head cheeto man in charge declared that intel isn’t allowed to fail and number go up.\n\nThis was always the thesis: the notion that Intel was somehow a "going concern" was always stupid, the USG was not actually going to allow the only company conducting leading-edge process R&D and manufacturing, on US soil, to go belly up while there was a credible, near-term (~2027), geopolitical risk of China invading Taiwan and either controlling or destroying the *other* major chip fabricator in the world, *particularly* in light of the fact that semiconductors had increasingly become a national security issue as the AI narrative developed.\n\nI guess nothing absolutely guaranteed that equity owners of INTC wouldn't be wiped out if there was a restructuring or something, but Trump is making the move that pretty much any administration was going to have to make, sooner or later. TSMC isn't going to export leading-edge processes to its American fabs unless or until shit hits the fan and Taiwan ceases to exist, so the best move the US can make is to backstop Intel, and force American companies to work with them until this fab volume situation is derisked. Nobody was going to just let all these High NA EUV machines and tooling get mothballed or sold. |
| Old manisms. Shaking his fist in the air and ranting about the same five things over and over again. \n\nJoe doesn't realize he's getting old |
| Lmao, where do you think you are, lost little redditor this is wallstreetbets! And not know how to take profit pffft you definitely belong here as well. |
| I’m down $120j, you’re good brother |
| is that bad, im fairly new to options contracts |
| They're gonna go after Google. I can feel it in my balls. |
| Volume been crazy low for the past few days.\n\nWhere all the money at |
| They're applying anytime between now and summer. Anytime |
| ☝🏾👨🏾🦳 35 soon |
| nice try but I’m not auditing your ass |
| A bonafide sub-80 IQ imbecile, god help us. |
| Hey, can I join in? |
| And 🥭 won't notice you being butthurt on his behalf 🤡 |
| in which way. Puts calls? did it go up more since then? |
| Tesla only goes up because of its fundamentals. |
| This meme is WSB in a nutshell |
| Poetry to my ears |
| The real reason for googles "sudden" rise to fame |
| Fuck Path. 17 was sweet. 16? Seriously? What’s the point? Might as well drop. |
| That’s just one Fed vote for “inflate the debt away”. It shouldn’t materially affect rates unless the other loses her seat for a minor legal mistake. |
| Bummed I didn't bet on CRM |
| You seem pressed af my boy. |
| how does that taste |
| These CRM calls are gonna fade isn’t it |
| my man is now intellionnaire! |
| Bop it |
| Which mag 7 company will The Information try to assassinate tomorrow? Can we do Tesla at some point or do they only have short positions in the good companies? |
| I little bit over doubled my money. I pulled out my money, and am now waiting for another BYND spike |
| Better do a thot audit then |
| Exactly. I jokingly think to myself sometimes about all the people who would die to interview one of the greatest/most influential minds of the industry that seldom get a chance to be interviewed and he just starts rambling about AI God and DMT. \n\nIt's the Lex Fridman criticism of not talking to experts about what they're expert in. |
| What is this the retirement home investment center? |
| If by Ultra Rich you mean not eating Campbell's soup, then sure, I'll agree with that |
| Joe unironically thinks Jesus is coming back in the form of AI |
| What’s the vibe |
| Conclusion: happiness requires dropping out of high school. \n \nKnow anyone that worked out for? |
| What’s your cost basis tho? |
| Dont worry, i just closed my long last week. So im certain it will continue piss missiling up! |
| It’s going to get a multiple re rating like google did. Just wait and see |
| guys do me a favor and rally CIFR i need this |
| So what do I do with my rope stocks? |
| Forreallllll |
| Oh they exist. For every rich dude theres like 20 wives now |
| Real money wears sweatpants. |
| Ur a saint for walking op through the basics |
| The fuck did snowflake say lol |
| Who's arguing? You mad because i dont think like you? Lol |
| no volume. price action doesn’t mean shit |
| When in spy 690? Friday? Tomorrow?Next year?What about 700? Is that ever gonna happen |
| on the anniversary no less |
| I'm chill with just a modest recovery. I have a 675 average cost. I just need 700, I don't need it to hit 800. |
| What are my moves tomorrow? Why do you want to know, message board? Are you trying to steal my amazing dance routine for the big dance off? I knew it. You don’t deserve to dance, you belong in the town from footloose! |
| Same - just got off the phone with CSchwab and they said they don't know how to price these. They said that these options April /26 $5 calls now give me the right to purchase 100 shares at $5 and a second option to purchase an additional 100 shares at $6 per contract. The rights offering is suppose to end soon and they don't know how to price it - weird - contact your broker and see what they say |
| It’s not too late to buy MRVL calls right |
| Next fed chair will be buns |
| Addicted to losing money |
| A massive pump today means people are doing hookers and blow. |
| Grampa sent him $60k, look at how that worked out. |
| Ride that meat boy |
| It goes down 49% of the time, but the important thing is that it goes up 51% of the time |
| If you have an idea, don't do it.\n\nIf you see someone's idea and WSB is clowning them, do it. |
| Great to buy at the bottom\n\nThat is what I did and I didn't put my full portfolio in. Only enough to get rich |
| Pharmacy resolved an insurance dispute in my favor. It' a Luigi day miracle 🥹 |
| wheres the post? |
| Worst part about being on top of the mountain is that any direction you move you will go down |
| Trust me I know that's the point I'm trying to make lol. I bought a 6500 dollar watch in July and it's been sitting in a drawer the past 3 months |
| Short |
| Banbets, probably. |
| Just put the fries in the bag bro |
| It gets better, time heals all |
| What’s the deal with vault avatar bullshit. puts on reddt |
| “Thanks for the bands bozo” |
| We're all gonna make it 🫂 |
| The fake news about MSFT may not be from the Bear but from the Bull. Bull have a hard time get over SPX 6850$ so they make fake news to bait Bear shot/put the market and then Bam! Fuck them in da ass without baby oil. |
| Fuck SNOW |
| You should tell him you don't even get excited anymore unless your trades make +5k |
| Should be a recipie out there |
| 🤣 |
| He could have given it me, and I’d have noshed him off for a week. But he didn’t. |
| When everybody sells, I’ll buy for pennies on the dollar |
| I am slowly selling off my tqqq that I bought on large corrections and then buying QLD on these smaller dips |
| What? That doesn't math |
| Goodbye account |
| They should take your dividends for that |
| CRWD entered the chat, and disagrees. |
| Just woke up from a nap and it looks like my SNOW calls limit order got filled. How are they looking for tomorrow? |
| Yup, that's how it works. New money pays for old money to get out. |
| It would make me happy but im also broke so i have a lot of things to look foward to still |
| # NVDA bols \n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/oo122e3bd25g1.png?width=500&format=png&auto=webp&s=0799750464757f7906a41778b5f475a9e516a06d |
| Don't worry, it's already priced in |
| I agree, it's a bit much for a day shift manager at Wendy's. |
| Ill take my 100$ loss this morning and shut up |
| Why this sub so dead right now. Where everyone go. Working shift at Wendy's? |
| My experience is AI generated I guess |
| How proud they are about Googles new AI. |
| Mark Knopfler would disagree. |
| Stock goes up two days and the site doesn’t know how to act |
| Valid. They dont allow you to take loans out for WSB University. |
| Don’t be Icarus |
| Yea bc he’s gonna lower interest rates far below inflation to bring down the national deficit. Transferring wealth from\nbond holders to pay the bills.\n\nEdit: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Financial_repression |
| hah get fucked retardbear |
| you’re losing too much money. that shit is nsfw |
| So weird other people have it 😅 |
| EVERYONE who held on thru the November crash is screenshot ting their portfolio after today |
| That actually made me laugh, thank you for that |
| You need to get laid |
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| You'll eventually learn buying stuff doesn't make you happy |
| > A single analyst predicted that. Correct me if I’m wrong but Apple moved away from Intel for their own branded chipset, yes?\n\nApple moved away from reliance on Intel's *design* arm, but the problem Intel has is that it needs customers for its foundry business, which is a functionally independent business unit now, that seeks to fabricate other company's designs, without sharing IP to their own design business. Intel's design business is like AMD, and IFS is like TSMC. Apple is (rumored to be) becoming a customer of IFS, which will fabricate the chips that Apple designs.\n\nGenerally speaking, it's good for everyone here but TSMC. Apple will test to see how working with IFS is, and open up a pathway to relying on them for more, better, chips in the future, which will allow them to either negotiate down TSMC on pricing, or switch from them. |
| I’m seeing it too. Reddit servers probably doing their daily shitting the bed. |
| first off fuck theta and the clique you claim |
| Maybe they were dying anyways and just wanted to see if they could do it. Indeed it is rip. Someone sold those to him, think about that shit |
| I actually traded really well leading into this. I followed my rules and executed. I have 1 trade go against me and my brain is fried. |
| They were sold to close |
| LOL some guy at my work got a 5k raise a yr so he bought himself a new car (financed it) and now he wears some cheap polyester suit and acts like king shit. What a clown town |
| Buy high sell low my friend |
| You can win it back easily by betting on 0, 35x your money every time. Casinos hate this one simple trick… |
| Maybe Nvidia 3dte calls was the right move |
| Retail much? |
| Naaa life is money. If anyone disagrees they’re naive. |
| You probably wouldn't know how |
| Theta gang wishes to remain anonymous. |
| The catch I'm seeing / reading about is that the platform is unreliable. It sometimes goes down during trading hours.\n\nIE: [https://www.reddit.com/r/Wealthsimple/comments/1mofsbc/if\_you\_trade\_actively\_avoid\_wealthsimple\_outages/](https://www.reddit.com/r/Wealthsimple/comments/1mofsbc/if_you_trade_actively_avoid_wealthsimple_outages/)\n\n\---\n\nAlso the guy who sent me a referral link stated the exact same thing. It goes down sometimes. |
| NVDA getting shafted despite being the backbone for all future advanced technology |
| I have been here for 1 year. For the new regards, always inverse WSB people. every trader suggested here did fuck me over. \n\nI feel all of you are Ultra rich and dead set on loosing money. |
| No crying in the casino |
| I think I’ve found the cheat code - just keep leveraging down on 0DTE and hope for a small pullback to get out of the hole |
| But the people buying it were willing to pay more for it? Doesn’t add up. |
| If he can blow us away with the meta glasses tied to AI and pull a steve jobs in its rollout then *maybe* we see some sustained upside back to and past ath |
| easy money for MMs lol. |
| The market does the opposite of what you think it will do. |
| I dont want to be seen talking to you |
| That's ok. Hope you make big gains. |
| What happened to my avatar why is it blank 🙃 |
| That's when he got red-pilled /s |
| So yes, the announcement was that your tax return will be beautiful. Spy 700 🤷 |
| Same. Absolutely fucked on PATH tho |
| yes. and it's wearing a pink dress. |
| Congrats but my puts aren't for 2026 🤷\nAnd I'll put money you aren't showing everything |
| What is your stock ticker? |
| You tell us. How do *you* make money? |
| $20 incoming |
| women brought that shit on themselves tbf lol |
| Cash is just cash, move to Thailand or smthn man who cares you’ll be okay |
| It's only proteins that cause cancer? Lmao dude you really don't know what your talking about here. |
| who cares at this point for 12/05 calls....they are already worthless |
| Ideally leverage it into crypto and then borrow against that. Make the house of cards as tall as possible! |
| It will. The Santa rally is here it just won’t become obvious for about another week |
| I've recently moved from a job where the Google-suite was default to one where the Microsoft-suite is default and every day I despair at how bloated and over complicated Office is. |
| Its an unjust world. I see your potential, and yet the world says otherwise. |
| And elk meat |
| Someone bought 600k worth of SNOW 285$ calls expiring friday right before market close\n\nrip to them |
| Better pray Trump blows Xixi because the AI circle jerk is patched |
| AMZN is not so AMaZiNg. |
| That’s not true, especially coming from you. Unhide your comments. |
| But you are also part of Reddit. Do I inverse your advice too? |
| The story of my life \n1) once you graduate high school you'll be happy in college \n2) once you graduate college you'll get a good job and buy stuff to make you happy \n3) you're fucked lol |
| Watermelons |
| you could dca and ask for the same thing at 190\n\nyou really don’t want to get sucked off |
| I don’t know what you heard about me. But a retard can’t get half a dollar out of me. |
| I know past performance doesn't guarantee future performance but its been going up on earnings. Other than this time, i guess |
| https://preview.redd.it/ahs3wq3pc25g1.jpeg?width=940&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a4103f9314335b1a2453abc9507367c412247c7e\n\nJust invest in the next tesla you gucci brotha ☺️ |
| Glad one of my worst days is a good one for you. |
| Billionaires going on Rogan is a pretty good sign that they've started huffing their own farts. \n\nThere is absolutely no reason for a CEO to be doing this other than feeding their ego.\n\nElon is an egomaniac that bought a social media platform that boosts his own blasts and made an ai that tells everyone how brilliant he is. |
| My cost basis is less than 100 lol. Stop behaving like a degenerate gambler brokie. |
| You were doing so good |
| First |
| Well on the ex dividend date , your guaranteed to loose money so they can pay those dividends . So it’s more like compounding interest plus dilution hates you. \n\nFun fact |
| Open up another position and neutralize that loss. Make better decisions and you’ll be fine. Look at my other post, this loss was around what I was dealing with too |
| Wait you're telling me I'm late to the train and you taking puts on 11 24 somewhere between 592 and 604 and just got lucky enough to get out before it ripped on the 25th.... I stand by my first thread.... |
| Damn if you turn it upside down it’s just as bad :/ |
| I saw someone else reply, with a balance of over 100K CAD you’ll get a free USD account, which then can be used to trade stocks and options in USD which is commission free fully - can vouch for that. \n\nI think they have a promo for some Apple products if u transfer over make sure to opt into that |
| Exactly. It’s a double edged sword. |
| how do I make money |
| I follow someone on twitter and he is all doom and gloom and things do get true most of the times. He said this exact same thing and I started feeling sad that I will lose money now.\n\n \nBut now I see the same sentiment on here, I believe we are fine. |
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| So calls k |
| >Is this a pivot toward the AI server goldmine, or a sign of impending decline?\n\nhmm... i wonder if focusing on higher margin hbm is a sign of impending decline? gee, if only there was some way of knowing. |
| It would if you'd TRY and stop scraping your teeth against the shaft bozo |
| guys i’m ngl hate myself |
| See we had the vision but wrong time 😭 |
| Nice, are you targeting next July too?\n\nhttps://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2025-09-30/oklo-targets-mid-2026-launch-for-us-nuclear-reactor-ceo-says |
| I upvote both bullish and bearish comments to confuse the masses |
| He's also not $61K in debt. He just has $61K less than he had before. That puts him at least $100K ahead of where I was. |
| Jfc why did I think SNOW would go up |
| I think COVID was a relatively mild pandemic, when looking at historical virulence across major pandemics, and that the fact we got off easy gives absolute regards like yourself the air to spout completely unfounded, conspiratorial nonsense. |
| Sometimes garbage goes up. |
| BYND PUTS BABY. |
| Yes everyone wants to hate on Jensen now because he apparently said good things about current admin?\n\nYet it’s about STOCKS , I mean cmon people |
| Idk I’m color blind |
| HIMS |
| meet me at the back of the Wendys dumpster in 5 |
| I just got 6-8 snow yesterday |
| Just buy calls |
| I don't think anyone woke up billy joel yet? |
| I don't even think stay at home wives exist anymore especially where I live. Houses are like 1M here and the average job is paying 65-70k a yr with like 100 plus applicants |
| Tesla calls 😂 |
| Will SNOW go down more? |
| yeah this guy is married, with a baby on the way.. poor souls |
| **"$65k tuition is high but not outrageous compared to some other fields of study."**\n\n \nSure. If you compare this to going to a college that doesn't give degrees, it's really not that bad. This is terrible advice. OP, never trade again. You're not alone (obviously, you're here). There's other ways to make money. Even if you'd sold and held on to the profits for longer than 10 minutes, it's still extremely likely you would've blown it all down the line.\n\n \n**"I was going to pull out 50k for taxes and pocket money"**\n\n \nNo you weren't. You're a gambler. Check out r/problemgambling, where countless others have posted charts just likes this one... and then proceeded to lose even more. I hope you break the cycle and get your life back on track. *People would easily pay double what you lost to have what you take for granted.* Don't let that go over your head. \n\nGood luck. |
| Sure, I’ll broker the deal |
| A handle that goes under the cup is actually just a plate |
| I need it to be 65 by 1/16. I’d rather be you tbh |
| https://preview.redd.it/2lyv7x9cc25g1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fe7e65a77c064c67d8bf5418ebfa6894cc24674a\n\nGot lucky again with another 12k lol |
| It’s nothing. Just like retiring with 5 million is peanuts. |
| Deep itm |
| Tsla put city |
| give people the illusion so they don't riot and overthrow the rich |
| buying $AMZN here is same as $GOOGL this time last year in 2024\n\n \nGIVE ME $300!! |
| Big losses yes but zoom out a bit. We just lil ants on this big round rock in space trying to survive and sometimes we do stupid shit but it ain’t nothing millions of other have people haven’t done before. You learned a lesson I hope. Chill for a bit and trickle back in with more knowledge than you had before. You’ll be alright brotha |
| They are talking about cold metal: gold. |
| I thot snow would pump a bit during the call 🤡 |
| its green most days |
| Starting to think these are bot posts 🤔 |
| Just edited. Turns out I can’t read. $0.01 quarterly, $0.04 annualized dividends 😀🔫 |
| Start thinking about what color Lambo you want? |
| Your life is worth more than $60k. I assure you of that. |
| now that's poetry |
| They were hodling to much gold |
| Bold but minus any forethought |
| 683.9 |
| Minecraft literally teaches you how to make a house from scratch but instead all you do is cry about not having one. |
| He bought? Dump it |
| Never going to happen |
| NVDA calls are still in dire straits. |
| UI is mostly a non-issue for me tho. I don't even make my decisions on the platform. I just decide to buy / sell based off my chats / shitposts here & a 10 second glance at charts. Otherwise it's just chilling open in a tab I can hotswap into.\n\nI'll give it a shot, worth a try if it's gonna save me 40-50k+ / month. |
| Working like a 🐕Just to keep my family fed 🥘 🫡 |
| Close your eyes and you make it whatever you want 🧠 |
| They pity you too much. There’s a sweet spot |
| Hey! I heard this in 2013! |
| Felt so good to offload these uipath bags while making a tiny profit. |
| i just bought 8 contracts with apple 285 call. they expire on 1/16. what do you guys think lol |
| What the actual fuck |
| I need tech to go up tomorrow 🥺 |
| Was AI released to us early since the elites know that ai/robots will takeover jobs eventually so why make students and other people work harder when AI can do a lot of stuff |
| It's just money bro. You can always make it back |
| Lots of regarded bears buying poots |
| It's different for everyone. You need to find what *you* value most in life. |
| Yes, and they are watertight. The secret sauce is in the Anode. It’s how the materials are laid onto the substrate that makes the magic happen. In an earnings call a while back, the then CFO Sandra Wallach said “we are in the anode business”. Which is another reason why their battery can be made on any battery manufacturing line. |
| better that 7$ |
| You don't get around much |
| Lmao |
| Hit my ATH PNL today. Every day is a new ATH assuming I don’t lose like a retard |
| msft fud is not enough to keep it down |
| Ok, SNOW took me eternity of buying the dip to be up 25% on a cost basis. Why was everyone so bullish? |
| Go listen to one episode each and here goes your "experience" |
| Howyou feel now retard |
| Giving a rimjob to a dude is gay. Receiving a rimjob from a dude is gay. Assuming you're a dude. |
| I think that large 2025/2026 capex news is old and has been digested. And investors are seeing that AI is still powerful and the right move. \n\nLike, from here META can only go up on AI expenditure and the results that come from it. |
| I will literally suck off every single guy in here for NVDA 210 by mid January just to breakeven |
| Costs kinda suck in Canada. I've had people recommend IKBR - but I looked and the fees are actually the exact same as Questtrade... So I saw no reason to swap. Canadians don't have a ton of great options. I saw the "0 fee" ad pop up and actually looked into it. |
| How the fuck is QQQ green today? |
| #WEN ZWEIG BREAST THRUST?!?? |
| who makes the viagra, buy enough of their shares, become a board member, and force them to make borderline heart failure viagra. like dick hurt viagra |
| Keep telling yourself that nobody lol. |
| could of hide his post history, but i guess bers is too lazy to even do that. |
| How possible ?? |
| I bought a small amount and don’t plan on selling. If it goes to zero idc if it goes to ATH+ I’ll have fun thinking what could’ve been if I full ported lol |
| Medium rare |
| I say this as I bought some AMZN leaps today, but how the fuck is AMZN even in the mag 7? Woulda made nearly twice as much over the last 5 years just buying SPY. Shits the modern day KO at this point |
| We barely closed above last Friday's close. Theta gang is in charge. |
| Hope I can continue crawling out of my ash-hole tomorrow. |
| 🙏 |
| No crying in the casino. |
| It's just money. You can't take it with you, so don't let it rule you. It ain't worth your life.\n\n\nEdit: take this from someone who is in severe debt and trying to climb out. |
| I’m as close to delivering a finished nuclear reactor project as OKLO and I work at Wendy’s. |
| I really don’t like the UI it’s very dumbed down and catered towards beginners. I don’t mind tho if it’s saving me money why not.\n\nIf Qtrade offers 0$ options I’ll move my fun account there for sure |
| srsly |
| Motherfucker waited ‘til his wife was pregnant with their 2nd child before asking if it was safe for her to be eating sushi while pregnant |
| What's Jensen saying |
| i would do unspeakable things for NVDA 190 eow |
| https://preview.redd.it/o1ehlbaob25g1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1221802685b08904103f1ee9ca8844d8403bb9fe |
| https://preview.redd.it/g4i54bonb25g1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4a618ce10f5185215cf873923ca897acc369af47 |
| We getting our 2k tariff checks right after the new year? I’m ready to yolo it into something really stupid. I’ll go ahead and borrow against it cus I’m sure we’ll get it soon…… |
| Disastre totale |
| i can't believe VIX is still over 16. wtf props up this garbage? |
| Next week if JPow smiles on us. |
| How about get leap calls on spy instead of wasting money 💰 with this ridiculousness smh |
| I bought a little. Then it went up. Then I sold. After fees I got my original money back plus 3 cents.\n\nWinning feels good sometimes. |
| Can’t wait for my ~~$8~~ NVDA Christmas dividends! ~~$0.04~~ per share, compound interest hates me.\n\nEdit: Reading is key. $0.04 annualized, fuck me dude. 🤣 |
| That recovery is dependent on Zuck not blowing through all their FCF on projects that aren't proven returns on investment. |
| It's 70 degrees today and dept stores here are selling uggs to bored soccer moms 👩 |
| The IQ gap seems pretty hard to bridge here\n\nWith Zuck they have the MMA stuff in common and Elon is a regard when it comes to anything but technology. |
| Don’t mate, it’s not worth it. 61k seems like a lot but it’s very doable to get your life on track and in a few years you’ll be looking back knowing you learned a life lesson. Please stay strong brother. If you need call family, friends, crisis emergency whatever just don’t end it. |
| Nothing like roganstans arguing with themselves, a site to see. |
| Everyone I’ve met from Europe is happy. Everyone here is mostly pissed off |
| where do you see that |
| Ok $SNOW funny joke you can go back up now\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/yxpyjxkhb25g1.jpeg?width=682&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f7d10078d02d70fbea81d253cb8393202af181c5 |
| unironically, stop trading based on historical P/L. same goes for "up 500% didn't sell?" sell it, then rebuy the position back at 0% gain and decide with clarity what you wanna do. |
| Rubrik fucked me last time #KILLRBRK |
| How do I get big pp? What stocks do I buy |
| Can I buy some puts against this guy |
| It such a long November though. |
| Didn't yilds fall when the Hasset pick first leaked |
| If you didn’t at least buy a little internet money on this pull back idk what to tell you.. |
| What he means to say is BUY THE DIP! |
| 😭 this comment |
| How tight does the spread need to be on USD/YEN for things to start happening |
| Merry Santa Rally gards. \n\nFor Christmas, you shall enjoy Bear jerky. |
| Years* |
| 💔 mind sharing your play |
| Path ceo ain’t mentioning Ai enough |
| Pump |
| Inverse Cramer does it again!!! |
| Mafia market took over so most you get 0.03% the rest of the money goes to the donzo. |
| Haha, what the actual fuck? This guy is a perma bear. Hundreds of 🌈🐻 posts. Housing crash, crypto crash, everything crash. Then one "Sushi while pregnant?" 😂 |
| I need IBIT at 55 by Friday... Wish I was out one more fucking week. Who knows. |
| #many if you don’t know the difference between commodity index prices and grocery prices and it shows LMAO 🤌 |
| At least somebody does |
| #FUCK YOU META WHY R U GOING DOWN AH?? |
| Spy +1% tomorrow or else |
| Lol ok buddy. Loser. Enjoy your loses. |
| Bro there are way safer routes than 0dte calls |
| 😆😆 |
| Bers havent said anything in this ass kangaroo market.\n\nBols have done nothing but celebrate flat days because tardium overload |
| Snow licky bom bom now |
| What a day to show self control and only port 20% into SPY 0day. Just can’t win in this economy. |
| OP sitting in his lab about to release COVID 25 on us |
| You already have 100. You just want to at this point |
| I dont know what exactly moderna is researching but I work in the medical profession and immunotherapy for cancer treatment is an established procedure. It's not a new technology by itself. The main problem right now is that most of the time its completely unjustifiably expensive for a treatment thats going to prolong an 80 year olds live by another 2 years. The holy grail is not immunotherapy, it's affordable immunotherapy. \n\nI doubt that moderna is the only company doing that stuff. Also cancer isnt a disease. It's several hundred diseases.\n\n\nNow moderna might still be undervalued, but not because of that. |
| https://preview.redd.it/6q3ei3o3b25g1.png?width=487&format=png&auto=webp&s=e9725240abfc0f568183882bb591e720175b4ea7 |
| Idk, maybe. Im writing them off honestly.\n\n\nUkraine might wind down, lawsuits for selling at spot, environmental damage in the gulf, last month they weren't able to increase output as much as expected, competitive landscape ... heck man, im sounding like a bear.\n\n\nLike I said, im still holding, but im not putting any more into this one. |
| Go talk to retailers then. Price gouging has been a thing and many retailers have been sued for this very thing. \n\nKeep touting doomer shit you stupid ber moorhound. You’ve been calling for more downside since April and got shit on like the fuck nut libturd you are. |
| SNOW deal with Anthropic stock dies. No more AI pumps. Losers |
| They bias their segments towards pro-republican but mostly pro-wealthy talking points.\n\nThe most obvious is when a guest says anything that's actually beneficial for the poors, like the solution to xyz being raising wages. Host will immediately cut the guest off or change topic or say they are out of time, if they do let them talk a bit longer they always chop the clip off at that point when they upload it to their website or youtube.\n\nIf you watch for a while it becomes pretty obvious. |
| Never watched him but I'm not going to lie, these topics sounds pretty fun to tune in on |
| Do you use AI to code? |
| wtf does brash mean |
| I hate to say it but I use Robinhood and there is very little cost associated with each trade. Can’t say what it is like outside the US |
| I’m too cheap for the paywall, but I am worried about the independence of the Fed. The path the admin has been walking on this matter could literally end up reordering the world economy away from the US and trump is treating it like just another “let’s test the water” power grab. |
| DNN Jan $5 call |
| https://preview.redd.it/yyq0pcexa25g1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fc8740cc6a47d065ace3996f80927040c544c54e\n\n@OP |
| but my ON made me proud... and ONDS.. so will carry my heavy SPOT bags.. |
| you scared it |
| Man I feel you thanks for sharing we all support you stay blessed I’m 21 I lost my life savings 2 years ago I’m still struggling to find a job I should have been prepared for this also what’s the irony im Muslim and look at the upvotes on the post\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/hcz9wn3ya25g1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=65249b31d64a062e6e6390d7f12dacfbfb1a3731 |
| Those stupid insiders not realizing the value u/Soulcraver sees |
| all that stress on tha house! Tomorrow RBRK. Get ready for rocket |
| Pretty sure that was already done with the post-earnings sell off. That was the catalyst to sell. \n\nBuyers stepped in, institutions saw that META was a bargain at 580, and now it's on the recovery. |
| Kiss me then *friend* |
| risk tolerance is on point 😮💨 |
| So, you made it all back and lost it on a whim? |
| https://preview.redd.it/9t1d89tta25g1.jpeg?width=1072&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bf157a6c838a987e1e0d5af50911dadc65daff5c\n\nDon’t do it, brother. |
| Corn ripping again |
| Why dontcha just build a house? I can do it in Minecraft pretty easy. Building a house irl shouldn't be much harder. |
| Yes pls if that stands to happen I’ll make 3k. |
| How would that performed from 2000-2008 when shit was flat for over 8 years? |
| love yall regards |
| I love this sub. |
| When September ends? |
| Do a backflip, f****t |
| I realized a -33% (-90k) cut to my portfolio in 8 mins after opening the position. |
| Mafia market took over in october so the answer is never |
| And effectively executed! |
| I think we deserve about +3% spy day (except for bers) |
| NFLX and MSFT dragged my port down today |
| Broken clock, but the TQQQ one from 60 days ago wasn’t a bad prediction. TQQQ dropped from 54 to 48 shortly after and is at 55 now.\n\nThere’s also one from 35 days ago calling a crash, which was spot on. Not the world-ending crash OP said, but definitely would have been nice to sell the top.\n\nOf course, OP could be posting these regularly and deleting the failed ones. |
| Next time you YOLO make it a spread and at least make some money on the short strike when you turn out to be wrong |
| Very meh day |
| #FUCK SNOW |
| My moonies 🙁 |
| Pls.... you are not alone.... Always know it will get better. There is a guy on here who lost 1.1M in the last 3 months.. and his wife left him. But he is rebounding. Just know you are a human being and nothing is belong r will. Take a break and review what happened and what you could have done different and what you will to do to get better. If trading is your thing ..... I can help point u to a place to get knowledge and start over. It will take time but it is doable |
| If it weren't for RDDT executives dumping 60k+ shares every fucking day, the price might go up for once and stay. |
| You've been theta-cucked |
| The night is darkest before the dawn! |
| I said this year |
| Bond investors sounds like The Old Man. If it’s Himothy I wouldn’t want to be on the end of a warning. |
| ber meat |
| mennn pimping aint easy. snowflake butfuckt me |
| What are the major downsides to it? Like UI? Or fill quality? |
| You mean bend over backwards? |
| Zero reason to go there in a normal world - rogan needs him for content, jensen doesn't need rogan for anything. |
| Sent. Thanks man. I hope it works well for you. |
| It’s crazy cuz the only reason I still have money for earnings plays is because of my spx 0dtes lol but yea I gotta stop doing earnings |
| Feel like every day the Ralph wiggum "I'm in danger" meme could apply to me. |
| That’s a big market in China that needs to open up |
| The days of buying your own hardware components and building a computer will coming to an end. They make way more selling to OEMs |
| Then hunting bows it is |
| yes and then pump to 683 ♻️\n\nsee you at the fed’s decision |
| That's really what it comes down to. Fill quality. |
| Old news |
| No that’s COLD |
| Do you like sucking it? Either way you should keep going. |
| Smell like dick and bloody butthole in this fatherless comment section. You brave souls are the best form of free entertainment |
| There's two types of people that walk out of a casino: winners, and people who quit before they became winners |
| When are we going to get a real green day |
| We’ve been up only for two weeks now yet bears have been saying the same thing everyday. |
| I’d suck Cheetos 🍆 if I had billions to lose on the line |
| boon no mo |
| Institutional rebalancing. Happens like clockwork. |
| It's a non-issue with the price tho - as they are forced to match the NBBO, legally speaking. They can't artificially increase the spread as far as I'm aware (legally). |
| Getting a rimjob ain’t gay. |
| Considering we all live once, what is the optimal life one should live? Everyday we get closer to the end and most of you here, probably have less than 40 years of living |
| Anyone else DCA TQQQ? I started doing that and buying dips and it's actually been pretty nice the past 2 months |
| Salesforce is a dinosaur and dying a slow death. Their AgentForce marketing is a joke |
| Sure go on buy calls otm at double the current price |
| Oh, thats nice. Tell me when it'll lower my actual costs so I'll give a shit, until then the doomer libturd media has a strong case |
| I would be on the next flight to fucking Belgium or wherever the fuck they live |
| Can I have some of it pleeze? |
| That's the odd thing with this kind of people. Every day the sun rises, they open their eyes, and they exclaim "the crashing is coming!" \n\nThe thing is that they will be right one day. They realize it, which is what feeds this habit. They truly believe that this time it will really happen. And if it doesn't happen, it just hasn't happened *yet*. |
| End of year dump as institutions rebalance. Won't rebuy till Jan. |
| Wrong every time you’ve posted this lol |
| 679 at open tomorrow? |
| I might be dumb but at least I can spell sense |
| Watching grown men have facebooks fights about tattle tales will never not be funny to me |
| Didn’t close above 685 even with low volume. According to my nerd 🤓 charting skills we are gonna be in Wave C….but then again I was right about my TSLA charting so who knows |
| Everyone says VOO and chill but I can’t find chill. Is that like a refrigerant ETF or something? |
| I know for a fact you didn't buy puts\n\nThe company still killed it on earnings\n\nI'll accept my new found poverty |
| Spotted the loser. |
| bers remember to let everyone know when you’ve been fully liquidated so we can start to peel off thx |
| yet you won’t post the positions you open and let us make money smh my head |
| Dont know what to tell ya man. It fucking sucks. I lost a huge chunk of my port on nvda earnings. Its a complete crap shoot. Probably same odds rolling the dice on SPY ODTEs. |
| Cents* |
| Well, I'm not counting a trading half-day |
| So you can hang out early 🤔 |
| Man Jensen really licked the cheetoh boot hard as hell on Rogan. He knows just where his g spot is |
| The random “sushi while pregnant” post is sending me. |
| #doomer bers can’t handle the truth LMAO 🤌 |
| soo many SPOTIFY knife cuts.. 😫 |
| You already have a bet going - NVDA to 185.0 before 04-Dec-2025 07:37 AM -05 |
| !banbet |
| Lmfao absolutely retarded take |
| Just a reminder that your stocks are beautiful just the way they are now (green). |
| Op needs to take his/her/it meds |
| every option i touch turns to poo |
| >went short on poet\n\n>gay bers suck\n\nwell dame lemme dm you |
| pure hubris and ego for the most part, although definitely a dash of persistent pessimism |
| I'd say the same thing to the Rogan dickriding lmao |
No. They charge you via contract. I did a trade of 2k contracts today for example. I paid $2k in comissions to open it & another $2k to close it for $4k in fees. For... a single trade.\n\n\---\n\nI'm frequently swinging 6-7 figures of options. Like - this was todays trades for me. I paid $1 for each contract to open AND close it.\n\n imgur.com Discover the magic of the internet at Imgur, a community powered entertainment destination. Lift your spirits with funny jokes, trending memes, entertaining gif...  imgur.com |
| Sold half at profit then it kept climbing. Now I'm down 10% |
| Great pull |
| Thank you |
| The fact that 90% of the people in this thread are bearish means...\n\ncalls it is |
| Like not blocked, she actually totally closed it and everything. |
| It’s commodity market, not grocery prices ya fuck nut |
| RKLB is finally starting to recover from the bleed. Buying more shares. |
| I feel like he’s logging on to say this ever couple months then when it finally happens he’ll delete all the old comments and have a neat little Nostradamus account |
| Ah gotcha I got nervous NBIS did again somehow |
| It’s like all logic went out the window |
| how can you possibly be bearish when u see regarded stock performance like fuckin tesler |
| Damn, savage |
| What’s wrong w this post? |
| Accidentally forgot to close out 1 of my contracts today so I now own 100 shares at $14.50. I’m not mad about it 🤷🏼♀️ |
| Cup and handle pattern. You'll be fine |
| When did you decide to cut your losses? Before or after your 5th asshole gaping? |
| Yes. Gey bers suck |
| I looked at IKBR a while ago (as people said it's cheaper) - but for options trading (like I'm doing) it was priced the exact same as questtrade. No broker offered me better. Maybe this is my reason to change. |
| Friday will be the big gap down, don't be left on the sidelines man! |
| Fun fact, SPY had more outflow than in today |
| Well, I, for one, would NEVER hope you get hit by a bus.\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| It’s actually poetic if you think about it |
| Better off buying a short bus Helmut than throwing money away. |
| give this man an award |
| Have CRM calls and SNOW calls…so basically I broke even |
| The Trump glazing ends at the 7 minute mark if you care. |
| OP has very high conviction but no positions. Ban! |
| today? $SYM |
| Better sell now, before it turns into a loss porn post. |
| 🤖 |
| My parents don’t understand how I make $100K a year but can’t afford a nice house. Meanwhile everyone in their generation is sitting on $2M homes that they traded a horse for. |
| Shoulda invested in Walmart |
| Nah, don’t think I’ll be doing that |
| bergay |
| theyll reverse like okta tomorrow |
| Which of those fucks diluted |
| They’re not a bank. Bailouts are for banks |
| Jensen is going to learn about AI 50 cent |
| Inverse Cramer never fails |
| if a man sucks another man’s dick in the woods but no one is around to hear it is it still gay? |
| I think the worst moment of this yr for me is when I was chatting with a woman and sent my face pic and the next day she deleted her profile lol |
| Well, I, for one, would NEVER hope you get hit by a bus.\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| Buy a short bus Helmut |
| It's free. Sometime the brokerage charges a fee but it's rolled into the price and you don't see it. You're paying it on Questtrade too. WS options trading is genuinely free.\n\nAlso WTF you're doing 50,000 trades in a month? Christ man |
| Give spy every hammer in the fucking home depot and still cant break through the damn drywall what a POS |
| Silver coiling. Gonna go to $62 tonight |
| Why tomorrow what’s the catalyst |
| Yes |
| Not too late to rotate into coin and mstr shorts will cover here hard soon |
| Never thought about deleting my losses. \n\nI should rewatch fight club |
| I hear ya! OP is clearly upset and only getting one-liner snark.\n\nI think he needed something completely different. |
| Definitely watching it for a rebound chance. CRWD $505c went $550->$1800 this am |
| Are you using a OUJI board from like 1960? This is really dumb |
| Oh.\n\n\nWell, hate to break it to you, but that's not gonna happen.\n\n\nOver the next two weeks they *might* buck the trend and stay in this range while everything else drops, but that'll require some serious voodoo magic.\n\n\nGood luck. |
| The data tomorrow is going to be so cooked you’ll want to leave a review on Yelp |
| Yah I am. For example - these were my plays today. I'm paying $1 to trade each contract - on open AND close. Those closed PNL's costed me $2 / contract. I paid $8900 (CAD) in fees to make like $25k (usd). Huge losses / bleed to fees\n\n imgur.com Discover the magic of the internet at Imgur, a community powered entertainment destination. Lift your spirits with funny jokes, trending memes, entertaining gif... imgur.com |
| CAN I GO ONE FUCKING DAY WITHOUT GETTING FUCKING DILUTED $SYM $IREN $NBIS YOU FUCKING CUNTS |
| I thought CRM would rip and Snow would dip, but also chickened out and sold CRM + PATH calls for a 25% and 40% profits before close. \n\nWas hard this week not to just take guaranteed profits in the run ups to earnings.\n\nSmall moves, small wins, small loses 🙁 |
| absolutely not |
| Sure, but these tax rates are typically ridiculously low. At the federal level it’s only .25% and Tennessee is the only state that I’m required tax on the full handle, still only @1.85%.\n\nDraft kings win rate has been climbing from 6% up to ~10% in its most recent quarter. So although 2% might seem like a lot, there i still plenty of profits left over for shareholders. |
| Went short on POET this morning. Ask me anything |
| and mushrooms |
| How long until Gulf of Trump? |
| Credit cards are a thing. |
| Low testosterone males don't take anything seriously. |
| Are you feeding ur baby well you must be in debt at this point |
| Y'all think option trading should be this accessible considering you can go to 0 in a day? |
| I am going to create a fictious market analyst called *Rem Arcmij*. All he does is, you guessed it... |
| I like the part where you finally got your money back after 3 months and then immediately lost it. |
| We are gunna pump so much tmw and set new ATH. I can feel it. |
| I just dug out of a bigger hole. Took a few years. Just stop being a degenerate gambler and invest instead. |
| POET $20 PT |
| Crazy post history. lol. You did technically call BTC to 20k 4 years ago, but you were a bit off with the long term outlook 😂😂 |
| Ponzi fatiguee is real |
| It’s insanely tough ngl |
| All in on AVGO and ORCL next week now |
| Snowflake could go down 70% tomorrow and still be wildly overvalued |
| Most of the "jokes" are just lames who reply with the same one liner that has been spammed for years now. |
| That’s what a regard said |
| Wasn't that last month? Chicken littles got nothing on you Bro |
| We’re gonna get destroyed tomorrow. I can just feel it. |
| https://preview.redd.it/d9taymq8925g1.jpeg?width=1206&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c25aafee7c53cde6794e5297d2125c149d6e21cc\n\nThis is OP relaying this info from his ghey bear mentor |
| I’ve tried it all spreads strangles condors calls puts failed any time I put big money on an earnings play |
| Seems legit. I’m selling. |
| https://preview.redd.it/5z6tralb925g1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4307493b034fe3a242b719348687f74ef1800bb8 |
| it’s ok. you use chase so you have some money to lose. |
| Take out a 62k loan. Go to a casino. Bet on red. Double your money. Pay off debt and have spending money. |
| 35,000 share wall at 190 for MSTR gyatt dame |
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| !banbet RIVN 20 30d |
| Bro been posting the same FUD warnings every few months for 4 years |
| She wouldn’t touch you |
| If they actually win the bid will be interesting to see how the market reacts. If they just dumped 5% on semi positive news about them getting the deal done it makes me think that the dump already happened today |
| So |
| I trade US stock options only. Can confirm no fee. Sounds like you are losing tons of money on commission there, dang. |
| Bring me your motor boat and a hammer and you’ll have a drift boat too |
| If their fills are good, it sounds goated |
| If rate cut doesn't happen, you might have a chance as market will do a big pull back? |
| That's cheap. Wonder what meat they use |
| why, what's the catalyst? I fucking hope we don't. |
| I've been using it for a while. they keep improving option trading, but it still isnt great if youre day trading |
| Looks like you were doing ok about a week or two ago. |
| Is this for \*EVERY\* option? Including US markets? I'm currently paying questtrade like $50k+ / month in comissions. Seems like a no brainer to swap. What's the catch? |
| Whoever’s holding NVDA 180c 1/2/16, can you please exercise? I don’t wanna sell to close, let me keep your premiums lol. |
| But not too much, to avoid nodding off like Dozy Don. |
| wow! must've been on sale |
| Very bold and brash |
| Stay strong bro. Better times are ahead... |
| whats the depression rate there god damn |
| Dracula loving that shit |
| Take your meds retard |
| Michael burry from wish. |
| Exactly! |
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| Just another day, another $20 USD spent on a burger and fries at Five Guys |
| **Ban Bet Created:** **/u/Ok_Product8015** bet **META** goes from **640.07** to **648.0** before **04-Dec-2025 04:54 PM EST**\n\nTheir record is 2 wins and 0 losses.\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) | [**⚔**](https://www.reddit.com/r/KarmaCave/) |
| U think it will be a temporary hype then will be a bloodbath ? |
| !banbet QQQ +1% 1d |
| !banbet META 648 24h |
| CRM to the moon? |
| You know that mysterious place in the movies where people live in igloos and ride polar bears? It's there |
| All you snow bunnies: lets wait for the conf call at 5pm EST and hold hands in the prayer circle. |
| 👾👽Spy 681 comes👽👾 there is nothing you can do to stop it |
| 8 ball says, outlook not so good |
| Lmfaoooo |
| Thank God I ran out of money on my cash account to buy SNOW calls before earnings lol |
| Don't end it twin <3 |
| And start selling them? |
| getting 2nd hand embarrassment from this PATH pump attempt- you can do it lil piggy cmon now |
| Zoom out. Jpow did this, and it would be even better without tariffs |
| 60 grand ain’t enough to end it over |
| true, but historically every low volume day is a melt up |
| The plan was losing money. Lol |
| BNPL on options wen? |
| TL;DR: ChatGPT isn't AGI level yet.\n\nThanks for the insight. We really couldn't tell. |
| https://preview.redd.it/nltnyebw825g1.png?width=1440&format=png&auto=webp&s=871270dc96a5e4d6000fd3c5c09c1360e7aa242f |
| Market's just killing all the shorts before it lets go again |
| https://preview.redd.it/tvo81e5v825g1.png?width=1079&format=png&auto=webp&s=5149ceaf6864f1ea196089e5e1388bf8863e53aa |
| Bears tried their hardest and couldnt even drop this in a low vol day. 695+ tomorrow |
| If you’re lucky then you might be the bottom overnight |
| literally...my port.\n\n \n$META $AMZN $MSFT\n\n \nholy shit. I took profits on meta and aint touch that shitco.\n\n \ngoing to give amazon 1 more chance or else FUCKN GG shitco. |
| Why invest in Apple when you can invest in APPLEDYNE International |
| I am glad I checked your post history. Mike? That you? |
| Yeah options went free to trade in October I think on Wealthsimple\n\nThey use to charge $2 per contract which was a pain |
| MSFT got Elmer’d |
| Bears have accurately predicted 146 of the last 3 corrections. |
| Kiyosaki has been saying the same since 2003. 😂 |
| Calm down chicken little |
| Actual moron |
| Thank god I changed mind and took out 9 contacts calls and only kept 1 contract for snow earnings at the last moment ! 😮💨 |
| https://preview.redd.it/f3dvuyvr825g1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6ebea1b52e415c1a26769ae19ad6101b19e6dedc |
| Any of you rich fucks own a drift boat? |
| There's money to be made with that kinda streak. Next time do a strangle with more emphasis on the opposite of what you think will happen. |
| If they win the WBD thing, they are gonna be locked up in litigation with several governments for a very very long time. |
| my SNOW puts will print but my CRM puts is kaput |
| Tomorrow will be a nice day for a little ass blasting |
| I don’t wanna |
| Nooo he’s dead! He didn’t even finish his sentence 😔 |
| After looking at his post history I’ve never been more bullish |
| Over money? Be so for real. Nothing in this life belongs to us why get ate up over money. Go touch grass man. |
| Cool story bro |
| bro i used to get hand-written cards and notes from chicks. at most now a bday wish, fell the fuck off dawg |
| Genuinely trying to figure out what the game plan was here. Seems like there wasn’t any. |
| ahhh young padawan, you may have only made 33 cents, but one day, if you hold for long enough, you may even be fortunate enough to earn 31 cents like myself |
| I'm curious about US options in particular. I'm reading online that it might not be 0 comission for those. Also any limits / friction when you trade? I'm interested in self directed trading - not buy and hold invest. I do a lot of it (full time job).\n\n\---\n\nI'm currently on Questtrade and they charge $1 / contract. I'm doing quite a bit of swing trading / scalping with 0DTE's (and option trading in general). Averaging over 1k contracts a day traded -> $1k / day in commissions. Today I paid them \~8900 CAD in comissions due to my trading and last months total was \~50k. Pretty sure I've paid questtrade over 150k in fees alone... kinda fucked tbh - hence why I'm looking at other options. |
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| I planned on pulling out 50k last night but I didn’t |
| Yes but that $61k could’ve been used towards trading to where he will gradually make it to 10 million. |
| Well done sir. |
| It’s been on a non stop slow run for like a year tho |
Japan 10 year keeps going up. Something is going to break . . .  Check out 's stock price (JP10Y-JP) in real time Get Japan 10 Year Treasury (JP10Y-JP:Japan) real-time stock quotes, news, price and financial information from CNBC. www.cnbc.com |
| “I received $800k, but I didn’t have a use for it” tells you all you need to know about him lol. |
| 5pm? Try 1pm like in Scandinavia |
| https://preview.redd.it/k130p32l825g1.jpeg?width=200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e10c6d62096c758d5bf701dfb3fdb044255bcc38 |
| Lost a little bit of money there bud |
| MORE.\n\n \nmeta went up 700% in 5 years and the dip\n\n \n$amzn a SHITCO at this point |
| It dont matter if its a beat and great guidance. Took me a long time to accept that. 50/50 shot Red or Black |
| OP just got fired from Wendy’s |
| Just don’t drink coffee for a year, and live and shower at the gym. You’ll be back at it in no time. Also if you start off with your next $1000, you would be twenty-three +20% trades away from breaking even. 😈 Make a YouTube channel about it. \n\nAlso your life is valuable and there are ppl who care about you and who could learn from you. Obviously you’re disappointed but I’m also assuming the money held in your account wasn’t rent and food money. So you can still work and make moves. |
| Who needs the Sun when SNOW melts itself |
| Balls of balls |
| You just described 75% of the world lol |
| It’s just money. Think about it from the universe’s point of view - money doesn’t exist beyond this materialistic world but you do. Be strong, you’ll get it back. |
| I cant afford to make it through the paywall. |
| So.. it goes up or down?\n\n\nInsightful if true. |
| $amzn\n\n \n$meta made many people rich last few years going up 700% |
| Makes me so happy to see shit like that |
| SNOW 300c 12/19. wait and see or leave tomorrow? |
| Everytime I write shit puts I always wonder who buys this garbage. Here’s my answer |
| - Karl Marx |
| Doesn’t have to say it, the drones deliver them as he speaks |
| US consumer cars burn over 4,000 gallons of fuel every second. Matters of scale, my boy. |
| Do it |
| 😍 |
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| If 1.2M of us send him a nickel… |
| meta and msft are the pigs of the mag 7 |
| I wish $AMZN was a meme stock so it would be more then 5% in 1 YEAR.\n\n \nlol fucking SHITCO....big understatement |
| What was your peak $? |
| Snowflake with the betrayal |
| is that for the people that live in their van? |
| Would ya just look at it. |
| After finished listening to the podcast, I just want that man to succeed. |
| Cray Cray |
| Bro just take profits when u can I’d kill to have ur volume of gains |
| https://preview.redd.it/qqduzdgb825g1.png?width=320&format=png&auto=webp&s=01d180283fe7799f15789cc2dd839925b20b8a14 |
| Time to live up to your Reddit account\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/p0ie7tjb825g1.jpeg?width=390&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=75b4a4e3deef82888f60e1409713af7c2e0dec2d |
| Actually. |
| Wall st hates nvda because they...check notes . Well wtf is really wrong with wall st lol |
| Laughable foolishness.\n\n\nPros to these thoughts, more of you retards will get cancer from the ICE cars you champion.\n\n\nCons - I will also get cancer because I'm forced to breathe the same fucking car exhaust. |
| Can we make a trade? |
| Lmk how it goes. Might kms too this week 🤝 |
| Good shit bro |
| Take out like 5k and get hotel room in Vegas with some hookers and blow. Then tell me life isn’t worth living. |
| I hate seeing people wallowing in their laziness and going nowhere, doing nothing, existing to be a human parasite. |
| You bought a ticket called CCK?\n\n\nGayer than the bears here |
| If it’s good enough to screenshot, sell that shit 🫡 |
| Then enlighten us, O Great Enlightener |
| Upcoming CEO transition. Think market is betting they put a "AI visionary" at the front instead of another Tim Cook or productivity man. But if they do, expect a lot of short term pressures as perhaps it is time Apple unleashes their cash warchest. |
| It’s back to levels not seen in… a week. |
| Son, i just dont want to see you jeopardize your hard earned doordash wages |
| Didn't even open the app today despite having a bunch of calls and sketchy penny stocks. |
| all of the bear parking spots at this Walmart are filled ♿️ |
| bers here said the markets are going to crash any second now. they have a pretty good track record, so I'd be careful. |
| $200 mil is pity money |
| https://preview.redd.it/05cc36p5825g1.png?width=320&format=png&auto=webp&s=7e08b00c424952d86829a74a148909e73f4bb24f |
| Put it in how else is your wife’s boyfriend gonna eat gold plated steak |
| Thanks webull for the 33 cents in interest. It’s really appreciated… |
| Compared to the value of your life, it's nothing. |
| https://preview.redd.it/vvja0x75825g1.png?width=672&format=png&auto=webp&s=961372043b1d60cd9c82c02c20223161841d45e5 |
| This 5pm darkness is bullshit |
| 6 months ago $GOOGL dropped 10% in a day for missing earnings by 100m...\n\nlol and that was because of a leap year... |
| Im using it and love it. Dm with any questions. If you sign up under my referral link we both get free $ (25 or 100 I forget). Hmu |
| That’s the spirit! |
| What would you do tomorrow so I can inverse? |
| You won't. |
| Boy do I have a perfect opportunity for you……. |
| Maybe by feb or Jan can go to 112 or 115 |
| Source? I see 89 |
| I’ve actually seen way worse. Got a good job to hold you up? |
| Open the damn Casino already. |
| Your post history is nuts |
| Aprox 7 hours til i serve time on my banbet unless someone throws a smooth 5 mil into SPG |
| Amzn you’re almost as disappointing as meta, stop it |
| What is this “Canada” you speak of? |
| DONT TELL ME WHAT TO DO, YOUR NOT MY REAL DAD |
| Thanks for the heads up, boss! |
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| Really hate resorting to tired cliches and phrases, but in all honesty, put the fries in the bag bro\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/0euqpqdy725g1.jpeg?width=256&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8f8ea8af3fd8e65afa22650533c96607c9d6d68c |
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| Time to get a job and pull up your boot straps. |
| I was up 200k, then down 200k. It feels awfull but Itll go away, just keep learning and improving (I earn 30k yearly and Im a welll paid individual in my country) |
| I think it will be more |
| I can smell his desperation from the doorway |
| 60k is one minivan these days |
| I said this since 2012 |
| Hey look I’m down to be nice, but 50 cents… |
| Someone tell me why I shouldn't take my entire 50k emergency fund and put it into apple |
| https://preview.redd.it/bhmkgf8v725g1.jpeg?width=1206&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=43a80542941f1733206a630469fbb523aecfd213 |
| Who said it wasn’t being abused or laundered? |
| Anyone in Canada use Wealthsimple Trade? They have 0 commission options - which look super appealing to me. They advertise themselves as the only 0 fee option trading in Canada. I'm paying my broker far too much in commissions right now |
| Yep and there’s one car per plane so that logic checks out |
| Vlad tweeted this: \n\nWelcome to @RobinhoodApp to all the $TSLA shareholders who transferred more than $1.4B to Robinhood, with an average account size of over $500k. Clear signal that people want choice, speed, and innovative tools that help them make their voices heard. |
| Damn somalia you need to step your game up \n\nHow you gonna let fruit man shit on you like that |
| Why the fuck is META following MSFT price movement REEEEEEEEE |
| Fr bro, some bs price action tho, one hour u think selling is taking over next hour, on the way to ATHs |
| I have this same fucking problem. I lost 90% of my years of work. Idk hopefully it gets better for both of us |
| Holy shit when you came back to neutral after losing 60k you didn’t reconsider some thing? |
| try reversing the image |
| its only a loss if he has to sell it. might recover |
| Calls. Memory shortage still has runway. |
| Everyone should be tired since the tweet tantrum on 10/10 |
| Deez nuts^2? |
| I thought they cancelled October release? |
| Yep and you’re gonna get laid |
| I remember when they would call you crazy for bringing up wifi signals tracking movement but now most can enable this in settings for your router |
| Settle down gramps |
| You already have a bet going - NVDA to 185.0 before 04-Dec-2025 07:37 AM -05 |
| !banbet |
| Can't wait for more bad jobs data tomorrow to gaurentee another green day!\n\nBad data means rate cuts (even though its already pretty much gaurenteed)\n\nBut just in case its good - Good data is good data!\n\nBUL CANT LOSE!!! |
| https://preview.redd.it/pyupy0sp725g1.png?width=266&format=png&auto=webp&s=1bb5216414ab262fdcdccb547d6e5554626cb6c7 |
| God we certainly are a “special” group of degenerates |
| Path was a winner thank god. But [c3.ai](http://c3.ai), i know its a shit company, is kinda up and down. Not sure what to make of it, 39k OI on the $15c and 35k on the $16.50c expire on Friday. There is gonna be some "unusual" activity on that piece of shit. |
| $200m? What is this? A deal for ants? |
| Bought 20 NVDA 182.5c for Friday 🤞\n\nJensen speaking at 2 PST\n\nJensen on JRE\n\nJensen spoke with Trump about Chip export controls today |
| DNN BULLISH |
| LOL YOU WISH BEAR, SPY 700 EOY!!! |
| looks like you and i are in it together now, fa66ot. \n\nLets touch peepees. |
| IWM: the party goes on |
| next week*. brudda we play 0dte here. lil hro thinks we waiting till next week to sell✌🏽 |
| Drop link, will sub |
| You offering? |
| All I heard was more calls |
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| make the leather jacket black and it’s perfect |
| Bullish |
| https://preview.redd.it/lh73gcnh725g1.jpeg?width=1206&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ffbea6bc85aa8320437c74b1adcd4ffef6e53343\n\nDon’t feel too bad; I’m in the same boat…😩 |
| Was just looking at these , 120 by June seems safe enough |
| OF account but it’s me getting buttfucked by snow |
| it's going to be so fucking green tomorrow |
| Nice day to have a port full of MSFT, NVDA, AMZN and META! Would have been better off owning a sack of dog crap. |
| Yes |
| I wish Gawker was still around, because they'd totally hire someone to sleep around with OpenAI staff to get inside scoops |
| 0 dte puts |
| your comment doesn't make much sense |
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| 1. don't hurt yourself over money. good people don't think any more or less of you if you have money or not.\n\n2. you're currently tripped up by a combination of ignorance, price hypnosis, and temperment issues. All addressable! You're at rock bottom. And that's a blessing in disguise. You can now learn because you're aware that knowledge is far more profitable than guessing.\n\nMost people don't do well in markets because they have no reliable methods to ground their analysis in identifying value. Good investors think technical analysis is at best 10% useful. In fact, good investors know that high quality companies should keep being bought for every dollar their stock goes lower. Price action means little to nothing! Heck, if Wall St turned off their algorithms, every single stock would likely plunge by 30%. Others would oddly spike a bit. And price spreads and volitility would balloon. High frequency trading is used to mesmorize and hypnotize people by making price action appealing. In reality, it's all psychological tricks to get ignorant people in at a bad price.\n\nYou have to learn some fundamental truths. 1. Market manipulation and painting the tape is more prevalent than anyone wants to admit. 2. The broad markets runs in cycles. It usually goes up 20% a year for 5 years and then down 30% for one year. This averages to be about 10% a year. The reason this cycle plays out is Wall St knows they can essentially beg for cheap Fed money when the cycle collapses and the wealth effect declines to a point where it begins to devastate the economy. 3. Reasonable fair values are rarely offered in markets. The goal of money managers is to drive assets far beyond what they're worth, and far below what they're worth. If you're not aware, you get trapped at horrible prices and never know when to keep accumulating, or when to trim for profits, or when to move on/or simply avoid trading for awhile and just hold. 4. Always keep in mind: Any one stock can do anything. A couple hedge funds can get a hold of an asset a do anything with it. They can drive it to the moon or crater it. 5. Your goal with investing is to diversify, and deploy your capital in ways that increases your chances of overall asset appreciation. You will have assets that dramatically overperform and underperform. That's the game. 6. Options are largely for institutions. There's little point in using them for retail investors. Retail investors don't run trading desks, or engage in market making. There's no reasonable way to know why an options strategy would be prudent or not.\n\nYou must learn how to value assets! Forward PE's, PEG ratios, price to sales ratio, discounted cash flows, debt levels, etc must be used to understand a reasonable range where an asset will likely be trading at for now, a year from now, and 5 years from now. |
| Just don’t go on vacation for the next 3-4 yrs and you’ll be right back. |
| So NFLX -45% or META in 2022 didn’t move the needle for you? |
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| We are not pumping fast enough for my OTM calls to be print before exp |
| Owner owns none of it, and admits the company has nothing to show for the value yet |
$SNOW down 8% afterhours\n\n \nSnowflake beats revenue estimates, signs $200 million AI deal with Anthropic:\n\n reuters.com www.reuters.com |
| Condolences to the guy who bought $600k worth of SNOW $285 Call 12/5 |
| Guess people don’t like they brought on that Apple designer? |
| We were born naked and we will all return naked. You can’t take money or assets or material things with you. All these stuff around us distracts us from focusing on the important aspects of life, family God things we value. Etc. |
| You’re welcome I guess… |
| You got back out of that hole once. It can be done again |
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| I’m sorry, but that simply isn’t true. LLM’s are fancy autocompletes with a serious hallucination problem that is likely fundamentally unsolvable. Yes, they are a cool technology, yes they certainly have some use cases that add value to human labor. But claiming that they constitute AGI is nonsense. \n\nWe are nowhere close to being able to plug an LLM into the chair of the average white collar worker and have it perform the equivalent job. And until that is a reality, there is no justifying the trillion+ CAPEX spend that has been committed to AI so far, nor the label “AGI”. |
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| The PATH to riches is too obvious |
| Marvell just paid 5.5 billion for a pre revenue company that relies on POET. If that isn’t validation, I don’t know what is and Marvell expects 500 million in sales from this acquisition in just over a year. I mean, this is a game changing moment. And, this is just the light source they provide, the interposer partners like Foxconn, Mitsubishi and Luxshare are poised to initiate PO’s very soon. Look, people here can drone on about pump and dumps, blah, blah, blah, all I know is they have 300 mil in cash in hand, partnerships with the biggest hitters in the AI infrastructure field and now their partner just was bought out for a sum 8X POET current market cap.\n\nHello in there, this is a real one. Just saying, do some DD, it’s a coiled spring this stock. |
| Good thing the UK is banning gas and diesel cars for the name of emissions cause that will definitely help/s...\n\nLet's take a look at planes for example: If ATC or the pilots mess up even one approach, they may burn an additional 10,000 lbs of fuel or 1500 gallons. Thats over 5 years of driving a regular car in terms of carbon emissions. They really think cars are the problem😂 |
| Your port is just the spy chart lol |
| See you tomorrow |
| Anyone bullish on Netflix calls and what price u think it ca go by Jan or Feb |
| 8% pump already! Im likin this |
| How many times did Jeff Bezos say the n word? I don’t get it |
| My [post](https://old.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1pdd2fz/jensen_huang_is_on_joe_rogan/) gets taken down but this is left up, wtf |
| This will go up in future. Near-term is really volatile. 👌 |
| I'm not disagreeing with you, I'm just saying alot of the ppl paying them are far richer. Most ppl buying houses now don't even work at all they're just filthy rich. The only reason I own at all is bc I bought in 2017 |
| Leather jackets on JRE today |
| Shorting the vacuum company for sure |
| how did the big drop happen? |
| GWRE with a reversal 😎 |
| True regard. Go regarded or go home. I am with you regard. |
| No we in a channel until FOMC |
| Free ducks |
| Shit i bought in at nearly $45 over a year ago. Just sitting and waiting |
| NVDA could probably open up at $190 tomorrow. Once they announce TikTok’s Brazilian data center deal listed as $38-56 Bil - NVDA may get $5 bil |
| Papa Huang is speaking at 2pm PST. |
| That short position didn’t work out, eh? But agreed, fuck em |
| They say "quantum" but they're not really quantum and they know that |
| It was a cup and handle formation\n.until . It. Was. Not. A cup...just a big ass handle. In your ass. |
| After he fucks your wife eat her out then snowball him? |
| Now do comp to 4 years ago 😜 |
| The owner has zero shares in his own company |
| 🫵🤡 |
| I did the same today for some reason..and then I went all in on revenge trading. Blew up my account and then threw in savings to try to save it. It's over. |
| I would not invest in these apps. Draftkings is best suited for success, but competition is abundant and I feel like the public opinion on gambling is definitely souring within the past 6-12 months. I’m even sick of it and I was pumped when they legalized it in mass.\n\nOn top of that people are broke. Speaking as a person who enjoys sports gambling, I’ve mostly shifted to just playing options casually and just enjoying sports because they are fun regardless. |
| Do a flip |
| Great stock doesn’t need to be pumped! |
| Social media in general and Reddit in particular is not a good place to go if you wanna off yourself and you’re looking for a reason not too. I’m sorry things happened this way and I hope they get better. |
| I triple the national household average without including my wife. Im far from poor, these mortgages are fuckn insane. I also actually save money and dont live like tomorrow wont ever come. |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/LeftBullTesty made a bet that SPY would go to 690.0 within **5 hours** when it was 683.196 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 0 wins and 5 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) | [**⚔**](https://www.reddit.com/r/KarmaCave/) |
| About 9 days |
| If we're lucky, futes keep SPX 6850 as a bottom overnight.\n\nOtherwise, we're likely red tomorrow. |
| https://preview.redd.it/vgcb8n4y625g1.jpeg?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fb265a854f406d9c12906e4d03db7d0ed3d6ca54 |
| One video of robot running and TSLA shoots straight up |
| Just because the stock price of Tesla has gone up, doesn’t mean the company is doing well\n\nWhenever your CEO tries to become a media figure, it’s not usually a good sign for the underlying business. Elon has been incredibly good at convincing a lot of people that don’t look at the fundamentals of a business to invest in his companies, and he has done that by becoming a media personality. \n\nTesla currently makes about $10-15 billion a year, but it is valued at 1.4 Trillion which is a third of what Apple is worth (4.1T). Apple makes 10-11 times more money than Tesla per year.\n\nIt is also worth noting that Tesla’s valuation has gone up substantially as they are losing market share in their core business over the last 2-3 years. What other people are alluding to in this thread is that going on the JRE is a Hail Mary of sorts when everything else is going wrong |
| You haven’t seen an EIGHT percent drop? That’s nada |
| Id be buying if i had spare funds |
| Considering that it has averaged 10% for well over 100 years yes. It’s the least risky liquid asset class that has ever existed in the history of modern day capitalism. When adjusted for inflation it’s 7% whereas bonds are basically 0% when adjusted for inflation. Cash has lost 98% of its purchasing power since 1970 |
| https://preview.redd.it/ezhxtgyt625g1.png?width=320&format=png&auto=webp&s=a02ae61a4de791c7c14d026363ecca6e548eec57 |
| Win the lottery! Problem solved. 🤌 |
| Wow I thought snow would rip and crm would dip, based on previous earnings. Thank fuck I didn’t do anything |
| Forgot Jesus now |
| The guy styling his hair with a fire extinguisher every morning didn't tip that off for you? |
| thats a yikes bruh |
| They prob paid to be on there |
| And it will go higher, no sense trying to fight it |
| Get ready, we're going back below 600 this week! |
| Probably way too over leveraged -1.5% |
| Is Sofi still a good buy? |
| Calm down. |
| How do I short Nvidia stock? |
| I’m thinking he lays out some big ol’ lines. |
| Thanks for the free money |
| What's the move? My wife's boyfriend is getting sick of tuna fish sandos and I need some wins to get him the food he deserves |
| Plus redditors are saying NVDA is doomed because he was on JRE, and we all know inversing reddit is better than inverse Cramer 100% of the time 80% of the time. |
| bouta OD on them shrek lines smh |
| So underrated. Selling calls and puts is much safer and still nets great returns |
| lol |
| I would say never ever trade again. You'll make your situation worse. It's okay some people buy a stupid expensive car and are in the same situation. Lesson learned and now go forward :)\n1. Work and pay back debts\n2. Once debt is paid off, invest ONLY in ETFs with the riskiest one allowed being s&p500. \n3. Good luck |
| Think about it. With mafia markets like this what difference does it make if toss money at a fukin binary data bit or SPY? At least with anything crypto related WE STILL SEE ORGANIC MOVEMENTS. I.E. MSTR. Theres a reason theta gang dont fuck around with those tickers. |
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| I'm on a similar short bus maybe not as fucked as this but pretty close. |
| been buying calls for awhile. waiting for the great correction. SPY dips every morning. I scalp that every day. |
| Its Canadian. Thats like $5k usd. |
| RIP Crucial 🪦 |
| Jensen Huang Rogan interview\n\nGoogle saying they are building data centers in space\n\nThey are SO desperate to pump this bubble even higher LMAOO |
| You're just punching your way out of this, right? |