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| Where are you polling peoples estimates? |
| CPER you won’t |
| Location? |
| Honestly forgot about the jobs report tomorrow. How is it guys? Anyone have jobs? |
| I am up so that is good. Hip hip hooray |
| iono bro, but payrolls and unemployment rate are tmr morning |
| Booooy, Big Ben bout to rock yo world with that ding. |
| GLD puts let’s gooooo |
| Ching chong your position is wrong 🤌 |
| I don't put out for anything less than chili's 2 for 25 |
| It doesn't matter. I'm right clicking save as on that image and am going to pretend it's my financials in another thread. |
| Oh fuck bois, just had 2 monsters and now my heart is racing \n\nThis might be it |
| Buy both puts and call, that way you only loose some, instead of all. |
| Rivians earning report going to push RIVN to 19$ |
| I’ve never had Waffle House in my life how is it |
| i am down 40% on hood and i dont even have leverage lol |
| Who’s ready for that gap at 560 from May 5-12 to get filled |
| Hey those ORCL calls hit at least |
| Bad bunny |
| Name one good copper stock now and I’ll go all in |
| I am above 18. He wont notice. |
| Well Der or id have been paid for years now doing it myself but maybe a right off if you give to a bank 🤣🤣🤣😝 |
| Car and CC falling is mega bullish\n\nEdit: And 'other' fuck it calls all the way |
| Life is all about luck bro |
| Coats |
| Was fully expecting a reversal of Mondays rally today. The fact that it fell but kept getting bought up along the way makes me think you are correct. |
| Just got free water from Home Depot because the register was fucked up and the employee appeared to have hit their limit just before I got there \n\n“Water should be free anyway” \n\nHell yeah it should thanks man |
| Go to Wendy's |
| Bullish |
| No one’s gonna use it, no one wants to authenticate and be their true selves. Waste of resources for them IMO |
| Just ordered chocolate chip waffles at waffle House. Idk why but I really wanted waffles for dinner |
| Enjoy waking up to your losses 😀 |
| Even with the IV crush they're going to be up like 40 percent at 80 a share opening bell |
| Meme moment? Was never a meme stock lmao |
| Make sure you're both signed up and users |
| 34k |
| She’d probably prefer Wendy’s |
| 0dte |
| they dont count hand jobs in the report |
| Nerve struck, go back to Wendy's. |
| They actually eat babies,insane |
| On a bad nasdaq day, Tsla is up to the high of the day till the close. Don't see why it won't get to 440. |
| Eat my dongus you fuckin nerd.\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| Report to Wendy tomorrow at 7 am, toilet washing POS just opened up for you. |
| Gonna rewatch inglorious bastards again tonight , if any one of you cucks wants to send me their gf to give me a bj while its playing ill be more than happy to accommodate |
| Doesn't need to be proven. If it isn't effective, then doctors won't prescribe it. It just runs up the cost of medicine for consumers and greatly limits the options for patients because of the billions it costs to bring drugs to market. Patients with rare diseases get screwed and end up with no cures because it is too expensive, there aren't enough of them to cover the billions of approval costs. |
| If it do I buy . You retards love that app |
| BREAKING "FINANCIAL" NEWS: Some old lady was kidnapped. |
| I tried to grab the bottom at 50. Then I tried to grab the bottom again at 39. So right now I'm kinda down |
| If Market irrationality > Solvency = True\nThen\n...... |
| It has its meme moment |
| Don't forget satanic baby eaters are in the new |
| Classic authoritarian end to an empire |
| Ask not for whom the bell tolls, it tolls for thee. Whoever sold those calls are pretty happy though. |
| I wanna ask [u/31andnotdone](https://www.reddit.com/user/31andnotdone/) on a valentine's date. Is chipotle a good idea?\n\nDon't tell her |
| How old are you lil bro? Why are you going around flexing pocket change? |
| It's not positive bruh |
| Nana!!! |
| It will print, I read it on Reddit WSB 😂 |
| Remember kids: If it flies, floats or fucks, RENT IT. |
| Cope |
| That cat didn't just bounce. It was skipped across the lake. |
| Never celebrate early. To $0 it goes now. |
| > what the fuck are we doing\n\nNothing about it, apparently. |
| POET - next AI bottleneck. Copper is done. POET optics 800-1600GB. |
| Big Latina booty? |
| It’s going to at least test the 38k level. Idk why people are jumping in to buy it here |
| $610 PSEG bill this month. Wth\n2B2B ground floor. Older construction. Few leaks. Heater set to 72 all day all night. \n\nAny suggestions |
| Epstein didn't kill himself. |
| Trump math |
| Ive been trying to find a job for 3 weeks now..puts |
| The books are cooked, the economys in the toilet, and pedophiles the run the country |
| VXUS gang rise up |
| Just had like a 20% rally. |
| how much you make if it stays at -6%? |
| Sounds like it's time to open a new brokerage account (also same but 3/6) |
| Few months ago it looked like QQQ might catch SPY in price real soon…it no longer looks that way. |
| Shares or options? |
| > the dumbest timeline\n\n[We're in a nose dive tbh](https://i.imgur.com/TVLYpyk.jpeg) |
| LMAO\n\n$2M at 30 is like pocket change lil bro |
| >The final benchmark revision only occurs once per year\n\nExcept it sounds like your AI's thesis is that the *annual* benchmark revision will revise the numbers down even further compared to the *preliminary* benchmark revision.\n\nThere is absolutely no reason to believe this: the [last annual revision published](https://www.bls.gov/ces/publications/benchmark/ces-benchmark-revision-2024.pdf) (for April 2023 to March 2024 data) went UP from the [preliminary benchmark revision for that period](https://www.bls.gov/ces/notices/2024/2024-preliminary-benchmark-revision.htm) (originally thought it was a -818,000 miss, but it went back up to -598,000).\n\nAdditionally, *Powell* doesn't believe this, either. Your AI cherrypicked his words to make it sound like he thought the systematic overcount was still present in the preliminary benchmark revision for April 2024 to March 2025, but if you had *actually* read the transcript it's blatantly clear he's talking about the overcount still being present in job estimates from April 2025 onwards — which will NOT be revised in the annual benchmark revision being released soon.\n\nThis is why you don't vomit out AI slop and get it to do your thinking for you. You were literally almost as wrong as you could have possibly been. |
| Every one of those blips was just enough hope to keep him holding on to garbage...all the way down. |
| Bad earnings |
| Bottoms up ! |
| That's on you my guy I aint got what you looking for you got that🙏 |
| So they ve been accumulating since 2020 |
| Israel has confirmed it will continue to allow QQQ to rise as long as it takes its weekly antisemitism training module |
| Robinhood social is gonna be the new reddit |
| bottled water is a scam, get yourself a brita pitcher and some filters. way cheaper |
| I’m cooked, I’m trying to decide if worth selling at open or wait but I don’t believe in recovery nor crypto run anytime soon, I’m totally ruined my life at this point |
| Gotta leave it to her bf now |
| Should have chose copper mate. |
| What happened to $HOOD? |
| I thought job reports come out Friday of the month that follows the first Thursday of the months? Meaning if Feb 1st is a Friday then it comes out the following Friday |
| People highly overestimate IV crush. \n\nThey just know it's a thing and parrot that he's mega cooked if HOOD isn't at 20 a share on open. |
| They are just inventing new ways to gamble now. |
| lot of ppl get their brains during/after college, which is after they take out loans |
| Why does it feel like the bottom is going to fall out? |
| remindme! 15 hours |
| Im sorry who's backyard exactly do you live in? Do they know? |
| But I start a new job in two weeks so thats not true 😘 |
| Ok meat helmet luge master!!! Shagadelic! |
| Why is $SOUN near 53 week low |
| Nah, shits gonna see 50k |
| Don’t you dare talk like that in front of my 235c 😡 |
| No |
| I got weekly calls and got fucked , I’m 50% down , tomorrow I will sell at open |
| Just full ported SLV. |
| Oh wow Costco ded |
| No bruh, shit like that hasn’t worked for years, why tf would it work for you now |
| The next few months are going to be rough. |
| Boys I can’t keep investing this hard if you’re going to make me keep on carrying consumer spending too. Get out there and buy some shit you don’t need so we can keep the rally going. |
| Thanks! No we're gonna go flat tomorrow 😮💨 |
| I’m so sleepy |
| finally hood crash.. thank you |
| if there was a single reason for it to go red it would already be in the low 30s |
| hope ur right man hahah |
| So if im employed, does that make me an elite now? |
| You paid for it so obviously half of it is mine |
| CAT will be down to 680 in a week or 2. The valuation is pretty absurd, considering its revenue growth |
| Literally everyone knows whats going to happen.\n\nLine will go up |
| Bol anus just added to menu yum |
| Wanted to double my portfolio today. Instead lost 15K and a DT call which I can’t meet. Now account is in ‘closing only’ status. \n\nHolding 2/27 NVDA monthly calls smh |
| Why? My crypto assets are up over 1000% since 2017. |
| Played more puts late in the day and brought the port up 13% today. \n\nWill probably get rekt playing tomorrow, I have puts and calls because i don’t know wtf about to happen |
| If btc gets below 66k it’s at minimum going to test the lows again. |
| I really think HOOD ends up at like 84 and just continues its journey lol |
| Lmao what’s next? Rendering of a Cybertruck driving thru the sea of tranquility |
| Is GILD a buy in AH now?\n\nWas earnings good? |
| how you a gay? |
| Bol Wednesday tomorrow, load up boys |
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| Puts + calls = pauls |
| Vlad… 😡 |
| lmao first we get a “preliminary benchmark revision” and now a “statistical modeling adjustment” |
| “Community member” you mean 😏 |
| tomorrow we find out ... there are no jobs. |
| Asian |
| Jesus Christ hail to the king |
| You gonna let a bunch of algos beat you. |
| I cant even describe how devastated I am. HOOD really fkd me up. |
| LEU -9%\n\nFrom earnings |
| Reddit in a nutshell |
| How did ALAB dump WTF literally beat across the board |
| I had close to 50k at around 30, pussied out for chump change, next day would've been a fat stack \n\nbut if I held and it went wrong would've also been down 10k lmao\n\ndebating about doing it for HOOD |
| IV crush and theta would like a word |
| I can finally enter hood and start selling calls to you goofballs 🙂 |
| Following the IWM put guy with short dated puts |
| Congrats and fuck you |
| new pussy |
| Told you $NET would print |
| don't be gay dude |
| Whats a "ste" seconds til expiration? |
| There we go |
| I saw a documentary about this. Natural resource prices will skyrocket and world powers become indebted. The Freemasons are behind the whole thing it was on the history channel, you guys. |
| If i dont get partial ownership of a bridge im going to go absolute ape shit |
| Watching another Starship explosion 💥 |
| which ETF are you riding? |
| >If the blatant facts, with sources, wasn’t enough to imply validity to this post\n\nOkay, this will be a good teaching moment for you as to why this *is* AI slop, and you're mistaking the presence of sources for actual knowledge.\n\nWhen Powell refers to a +60k systematic overestimate, he is referring to the difference between the initial estimate and the preliminary benchmark revision. As the AI surfaced, this was [a -911,000 revision](https://www.bls.gov/news.release/prebmk.nr0.htm) for April 2024 to March 2025, and we also had a [-818,000 revision](https://www.bls.gov/ces/notices/2024/2024-preliminary-benchmark-revision.htm) for April 2023 to March 2024. (Notably, these are some of the revisions Erika McEntarfer was fired over.)\n\nHowever, the AI slop then argues that:\n\n>More importantly, Powell said this discrepancy has persisted. The overcount didn’t stop. It didn’t get fixed. Which means the final benchmark revision will most likely confirm another significant downward correction.\n\n**This is unambiguously NOT what Powell meant.** \n\nHere's the full quote where Powell originally alludes to negative job growth:\n\n> CHAIR POWELL. Right. So in October, I said that there was no certainty of moving.\nAnd that was indeed correct. I said it’s possible you could think about it that way, but I was\ncareful to say other people could look at it differently. So why did we move today? You know, I\nwould say—point to a couple of things. **First of all, gradual cooling in the labor market has\ncontinued. Unemployment is now up three-tenths from June through September. Payroll jobs\naveraging 40,000 per month since April. We think there’s an overstatement in these numbers by\nabout 60,000, so that would be negative 20,000 per month.** And also, just to point out one other\nthing, surveys of households and businesses both showed declining supply and demand for\nworkers, so I think you can say that the labor market has continued to cool gradually, maybe just\na touch more gradually than we thought.\n\nPowell was very clearly referring to the systematic overcount continuing to apply to *the jobs estimates since April 2025* (some of which had received revisions the next month, but none of which have had their preliminary annual benchmark revision), **not** the preliminary benchmark revisions applying to March 2024 to April 2025 estimates.\n\nIn other words, what Powell is saying is that he thinks the April 2025 to March 2026 jobs figures will be revised downwards in the preliminary benchmark by roughly the same amount that the March 2024 to April 2025 figures were revised downwards in theirs. This is **not** saying that the April 2024 to March 2025 figures will be revised downwards once more.\n\n**But even further, we can actually check what happened last time there was an annual benchmark revision.** And here's where it gets really fucking funny.\n\nRemember how I brought up the [-818,000 preliminary revision](https://www.bls.gov/ces/notices/2024/2024-preliminary-benchmark-revision.htm) for April 2023 to March 2024? Well, what did that figure become once it was actually *finalised* in the annual benchmark revision?\n\n[**Oh, that's right. It actually went UP to a revision of just -589,000, meaning they didn't miss by as many jobs as they thought they did as of the preliminary revision.**](https://www.bls.gov/ces/publications/benchmark/ces-benchmark-revision-2024.pdf)\n\nIn other words, OP's thesis that the annual revision will drop the count further is not just wrong, but **LITERALLY THE OPPOSITE** of what we should expect from the BLS' past preliminary and annual benchmark revisions and their interactions with each other. \n\nBut OP can count on retards like you to defend AI slop while simultaneously calling other people retards, because all that's needed to trick you is apparently the sheer fucking presence of a few hyperlinks instead of actually reading and comprehending them. |
| PayPal to the moon |
| then RDDT will be down 20% |
| Its a genuinely good play to get a ton of debt right now, there is a good chance that the orange will start printing again |
| Only matters because you gotta keep funding those Epstein parties baby |
| Ahahahahaha 🤣🤣 |
| Regards shout |
| Good call. Profit is profit |
| Even worse. WSB style but ChatGPT is hard coded to be PG, so comes across as how ya doing fellow kids? |
| They not scamming enough I guess. |
| Ladies, Liquor, & Leverage - the 3 L’s to speed run bankruptcy |
| No |
| what a grotesque daily chart 📉 |
| All my TQQQ long were stopped out at 51, damn |
| There’s a few different catalysts to cause a complete collapse in crypto and they’re all unfolding currently at once. Lot of people are underestimating how fast it can (and most likely will) spiral down |
| I’m up 62% on the one share of SPY I bought at 420.69. I was going to hold it forever but I’m taking profits before it’s gone. |
| If you haven't gotten out nows the time to do so. I was out on October and into safe bonds |
| He was watching his wife's boyfriend |
| Trash company |
| bruh why would you do this after the crypto rout that was clearly gonna reflect in this quarter |
| Should I take a 20% loss on HOOD and put it into RDDT? |
| So much hate here. I’m not greedy and I understand the macros. |
| My electricity bill is 310$ for this month. All the pedo companies are setting up datacenters in Victoria Secret pedo's backyard which is where I live. And this pedo owns stake in CRWV. A year back my bill used to be around 170$ lol. |
| Lets be real. Its going to be a shitshow.\n\nNow whether or not this forces bigger interest rate cuts is the real question. That would be bullish. |
| Cash out the last 600 now 😂😂 🤡 |
| Out of all the calls i have currently tanking PLTR is my only put and going up, cunt |
| Conference call not doing shit it’s over |
| Coffee inflation is pissing me off. This clown can’t even source some magic beans |
| no. options are called options because exercising is... well, optional. with futures, it's contractual. that means your max loss is not the premium you paid, because there is no premium. it's a buyer vs. seller bet. straight up. |
| Lol |
| eventually |
| real was nice to fullport 2x iren after that earnings drop |
| Epstein and crew |
| I have 16k buying power, time to scoop some sexy shares 🤩 |
| Boooo |
| they already tanked their tank where have you been for the past month |
| thank fuck my calls expire in July |
| where |
| Feels good to just ride a world ETF. No pressure, and if you're going down then you at least know the rest of the world is as well. |
| Who is they? |
| One thing is nearly guaranteed, if you buy puts SPY breaks 700 that very same day. |
| https://preview.redd.it/radzy21csqig1.jpeg?width=1206&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=19af4ad0a2c28359e572fa77b6e2dd25d5d04073\n\n\-30% in like 3 weeks lol gg |
| But shop calls... |
| Job reports, that will also add pressure both ways |
| Do puts feel better when "The Stranger" does it? |
| It's over |
| How old are you? $2 million at 30 is impressive, at 40? Not so much… |
| nobody reads |
| They are holding ethereum at 2k to accumulate |
| If you’re looking at only tomorrow 650 is more likely than 700 |
| Please sir can I have some more ? |
| Is Vlad sexy or is that just what my \_friend\_ who is not gay thinks? |
| 👆this |
| The absolute idiocy of this admin is unbelievable |
| Quick, I need an advice to flip 100k back, I lost with calls |
| We need fenty white dudes making Birria instead of abuela |
| Bond market already told us what’s gonna happen lol |
| “Congrats on your recent investment” here’s a prospectus. \n\nI sold that etf the next day. |
| Because its getting back to a reasonable valuation where it becomes an attractive long term investment. |
| it’s so dull when you realize no news story matters \n\nit’s all just manipulated by the rich using algos coded by harvard bros \n\ni used to think this market thing was so cool 🙁 |
| Why couldn't HOOD just announce flying AI sex robots like a normal company??? |
| You think that regard even knows how to analyze a report ? |
| bye bye!! |
| It's going to moon once they're done strangling all the options brokies |
| This is wsb i bought them Monday |
| HOOD gonna pull an iren |
| Not sure you understand how options work bruh |
| NET said AI |
| did this mf VLAD just say trillions? |
| Gotta try trading with my balls. |
| How much will be Google's FCF this year? They did 130B net profit last year and will spend 180B on Capex only this year (without taxes, opex, salaries...). |
| That's a really long way to say that you don't understand IV crush, |
| I was thinking about buying 🌽 but I didn’t. It’s about to skyrocket possibly 100x now |
| Yeah tomorrow might be a nuke |
| You're a stupid clown. I hope you lose all your money |
| Hood sending you call holders back to the hood |
| Who new gold would be more valuable after thousands of years every culture around the world i never recalled crypto being on any walls or tombs 🤣 |
| Only mattered when big money bought the top |
| Winning |
| Can we get a TLDR, I'm not reading all that shit |
| Hood keeps adding features. Not shook fuk crypto |
| You can negotiate above what I stated but it is the required standard amount for any full time position. And annual leave accrues. |
| Could have done a debit spread |
| What time will that news hit? |
| Fk was going to buy a ring for my wife Tommorow |
| What are you telling me this admin would just tell lies? |
| 2/13 82p |
| Newbie celebrating so soon.. first lesson he will learn tomorrow.. |
| I'll assume you bought them a year ago should be fine. |
| Why does everyone like HOOD all of a sudden? |
| It will stay flat to fuck us both |
| 60 dollars a share |
| Me too. I would love it at $50ish if possible |
| There's a lot of young people using it as well |
| Should have given it to me 99% loss is wild lol |
| Who knew Crypto mattered |
| No, maybe $90 |
| the leverage has to be at least... 3 TIMES BIGGER THAN THIS! |
| I get 5 weeks vacation, 8 sick days, 8-10 holidays, 2 personal days and a floating holiday I can use whenever. \n\nI pay into my Healthcare, but my company puts in a decent amount into my HSA so it should be an investment account for when I'm older. |
| Hey Grandpa why are your puts -99%? |
| I hope so, so I can load up. |
| It's so he can put his AI servers in space boys... Jeff B is super jelly I'll bet. |
| Forex is even harder imo |
| My MSTR will fly tomorrow 😁\nThank you regard |
| Started trading with my left hand, we'll see if its any different. |
| Piece of shit HOOD |
| You think youre in good shape OP? Lol. Breakeven is 78.20. Godspeed. |
| I keep buying shares lets hope you suck my eggo |
| Hood might recover by open tbh so yall calls and puts holders will be wrecked depending on your expiry |
| Yes |
| “huge pumping with retail buying 5 shares after hours” |
| Wall St flip flops between loving and hating AI every single day. |
| Dont fucking gamble again bro. Options are pure gambling |
| That’s so fucking insane |
| $77 PUT |
| more MSFT calls |
| need a time machine to mid-October when the market stopped being fun |
| If the numbers really are bad I think the market shrugs or even goes up a bit. The counter argument is a more likely rate cut if the labor market rolls over. The real catalyst will be CPI on Friday. If CPI is good market believes rate cute even more likely. If CPI is bad, then the fed rock and hard place on rate cut spooks the market. |
| When immigrants are deported, only those IMMIGRANT JOBS are eliminated – so lower job numbers are actually BETTER! |
| What if i told you im still holding a 245 put on amazon 😏 |
| THAT'S THE FUCKING PROBLEM FRIEND: I AM ALL IN |
| Do you guys think HOOD has a chance to get below $70? |
| Huge pumping where? |
| ALAB, HOOD, LEU to name a few |
| i like cats. and rocks. i'm in. |
| theta decay, iv crush, its joever |
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| Right? |
| Maybe quit job |
| I love how WSB has these legendary characters popping up every now and then, like the $700k grandma INTC guy. Now we have the $600k TSLA PUTS guy... NFLX, take notes. |
| Today was flat though? |
| literally everything is dumping on earnings, and no one gives a fuck about hood except retards |
| They are expecting 666k downwards job revisions number. Lol. |
| No make. Only lose |
| And proof is right when you type mango youll see it pops up didnt know fruits were politics 🤣 |
| \n\n# with a net worth of $2M you don't have a chance in today's world with ladies. inflation hitting crazy |
| This shit always happens when I have to go into the office. Down $10k |
| I bought puts on MSTR instead of HOOD. Oh well, I hope they will be printing tomorrow 🙏 |
| Huge pumping after hours - looks like the end of day shake out was exactly the time to get long |
| I guess people are way more on top of their shit than I am lol |
| You must be new |
| today |
| Idk if I’d even call it a bubble at this point. If you look at like the Dot-Com bubble it gets compared to the defining characteristic was scores of overvalued, totally-unprofitable companies (like the infamous Pets.com). AI leaders today are enormously profitable and have obscene free cash flows, and AI has significantly greater development overhead than those Dot-Com companies did, which is why we don’t really see a glut of unprofitable AI companies in the market today. |
| Someone please tell Barbie not to look at MAT stock after-hours 🫣 |
| Are my 2/27 hood calls cooked ? |
| kind of hoping hood dips more but the dip will be bought |
| which one was that? |
| NASA just to tell Elon he ain’t shit. |
| Spy will go to 700 in 2028. |
| TESLA is all the proof you will ever need that this is the fakest fraud algo driven market of all time. Literally how did that go 2% green.... absolute garbage 400 P/E sham company |
| I am going to do the opposite of the obvious and not going to do the opposite of the obscure. Which means I watch porn until there is some clear direction |
| Forest Guhhhh |
| Certainly felt like it |
| I'm down -5,300 ish with just shares (\~152) but I believe in it long term and still DCA. |
| How in the hell could you not be all in on AI right now. Imagine explaining that one to your grandkids 😂 |
| 76 young man |
| Translation: Our Great Orange Shitstain pitched a huge hissy fit and told us we needed to 'find the jobs' or we wouldn't have jobs anymore |
| Almost out of bags, better call the ALABs |
| The fair price for you is 0 and it’s a fact |
| Too high |
| Burry was right |
| When did it get priced in? |
| spot on haha |
| Why |
| HOOD FAIR PRICE IS 40\n\nCHANGE MY MIND |
| Bros as wise as a flipped quarter |
| Yup |
| Kids man. 18-22 year olds are kids. They didnt know any better when they started college. Experience can show you how its a bad idea. Maybe learning which degrees pay more. But at the end of the day, how were kids supposed to know? I blame government and parents. Mostly government. It should be illegal to take out loans on degrees with a lower average salary. Its not right. |
| I was searching for you on daily threads. Oh Mr. StupidBer, did you buy calls or puts on Hood? And do you use their platform? |
| What's going to the moon next and why? |
| [mms front running the dump tomorrow EOD](https://x.com/atrupar/status/2021227426555088924?s=46) |
| Robinhood saying they can create your will and trust cause they know you’re about to end it all |
| Thoughts on GOOGL? Will it go back up or continue downwards? |
| Run up for 5 min in premarket just to sell off again? Sure. |
| Marriage will never recover from this |
| HIMS erection pills didnt work for the stock |
| Crypto really fucked us |
| I understand that Wall St doesn't really like AI the past few months. my failure as a trader is: what the fuck else is even going on? |
| Best part i also have such bet 😀 |
| 🌽 narrative is completely cooked. Store of value, nope. Hedge of the market, nope. Technological use, nope.\n\nBig fuckn ponzi exposed. Pedo money, yep |
| At this point we need to impeach 🥭 |
| They didn't beat, they missed revenue expectations. Did you even look at the report? Lol |
| I am so glad I DCA’d my BETA bag holy shit what a pump |
| sweet potatoes are bomb\n\ncalls on sweet potatoes |
| Before the first stage ruptured, I'd say yeah. Now? This has a real chance after earnings if they announce a Neutron delay |
| It's up 70% in a year |
| upst beginning its yearly trek to $70 lol |
| You realize bad jobs is bullish, right???? Rate cuts |
| Price drop tomorrow. Most anticipated Earnings report today tanked all stocks. |
| Premature loss 🌽 |
| Every earning since 2025 HOOD goes down after then make new ATH within 3 months it is known |
| Because it’s not really, it’s just an excuse to dump which they were always going to do |
| https://preview.redd.it/6catf15oqqig1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6c611123ed4310e9417a5bd26c113034f8f0da14\n\nLolololol |
| Hood story came a full circle. |
| https://preview.redd.it/1rf83mnnqqig1.jpeg?width=448&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=74bfcdb60dd254bec21708c270e731ab2416f5f2 |
| Will nvidia earnings cause a circuit breaker market crash or will it revive the mag 7? |
| 🙁 |
| What’s your strike price & exp date? |
| HOOD should have announced a plan to roll out an AI agent that would detect the regard level of the user, and automatically execute trades depending on how regarded they are to speed up the process of losing money. They didn't and thats why the stock fell btw |
| Not until you sell. |
| I mean just mentioning the word Hitler gay Trans any opinion you have they be on it like flies on shit which I get terms but terms dont trump the first amendment in America I get reddit is around the world but it still doesnt trump the constitution sorry for other countries if they dont agree but it is what it is this why so many go to X for free speech cause reddit aint friendly about opinions on things I didnt sign no nda when I signed up for reddit |
| Heard about IV crush? |
| Enjoy your 20% theta and iv will kill you |
| And we were pumping! \~ Forest Gump |
| Sideways since Oct fuking hate it |
| Wait if AI is disrupting software why are AI stock crashing too?? 😂😂 |
| And has access to MM info |
| But if it was better than people expected then maybe we'll run 🤔 |
| it will be awful but priced in |
| Silicon Valley is really letting me down. Fucking tech bros. |
| HIMS calls finna print money |
| 😂 |
| That’s our bridge now |
| Why tho? |
| You are fucked lmao only chance if the moon mission launch fails this month |
| Aw, you’re too sweet ^ty |
| Panic |
| CAT and GEV are manipulated as fuk |
| Calls on Melatonin pills? |
| Sideways market suxs |
| Yeah but last time your president wanted liberation day |
| Just give me the $606 and ill take my girl to the casino. At least we'll have fun and not just piss it into the wind |
| It was alright apart from crypt.\n\nOnce again crypto has f'ed me. \nLong term Robinhood is in a great place |
| Msft is in a bear market, stay away. |
| It's going to the right. |
| If your color blind and flip it upside down it looks good 🙂 |
| Yeah imagine seeing all this AI slop and uptick in bot activity and thinking you’ll need less security to keep it all out |
| No one wants to miss out on the 100% upside that’s a guarantee if you wait a couple years |
| He is already, he’ll just find out tomm |
| You’re giving me the courage to be who I want to be |
| Come on HOOD die more |
| You already have a bet going - RKLB to 50.0 before 25-Feb-2026 06:44 PM -05 |
| !banbet |
| Warsch (new fed chair) also refused to agree to cut rates during the 2008 financial crisis, when the unemployment rate was above 11%.\n\nRight-wing extremist don't give 2 shits about employment. If you can't find a job, thay's your own damn fault. Either try harder or (preferably) just die so we don't have to spend money on you. |
| Whelp, shoulda listened to you |
| I bought hood puts, did I make it to the big leagues? |
| Do you think the upcoming awful jobs number is priced in? Or will we see a panic drop?\n\nThe 🥭 administration is front-running messaging about jobs number being a low and telling folks to not freak out, so I'm sure it'll be awful. |
| Remember when that woman put out an honest data report and trump fired her? LMAO |
| When you have fk u money and still have minor problems smdh |
| Very ghood question |
| Puts on long hair pair off |
| They’re friends. Distant cousins. \n\nHanging out together eating Wendy’s tendies |
| They been regarded my guy |
| Market just priced in “likely weaker jobs report” for tomorrow with that EOD “dump”.\n\nSo tomorrow we back to all day pump.\n\nBrrrrrrrrrr |
| Puts on McD every since they removed Ronald it hasnt been the same… |
| Gonna need HOOD at 69 for the meme |
| Honestly insane how much of a blow off top October was \n\nApart from googl and handful of others is there even anything within 1% of their October 31st price |
| You know he actually sells and buy right? |
| No theta decay |
| I guess op’s ATH was 220k. |
| Your HOOD calls are >!fucked!< |
| I figured guidance would be bad, but I’m surprised on the revenue miss tbh. I would have thought there would be a bump in transaction revenue from everyone dumping their crypto |
| so when they lose all their money they can go O ' Snap |
| No |
| That's not at all how AI works. |
| Companies can have their own terms of use. What did you say? |
| Uh oh |
| More like stupid and poor index |
| \n!banbet IWM -5.0% 3d |
| Random -5% on AAPL AH |
| Uh oh |
| Send the orange man 2-3 years Dagestan |
| 100% agree it has strength 💪 |
| Every single call I did got fucked in the last 6 months. I got puts on Shop so we'll see. |
| Mmmmmmmmmmmaaaayyyyyybeeeeee.. |
| What about scaring someone gay |
| Wait, crypto was connected to the tech bol run? So all those guys bolish on tech but not crypto were retarded? |
| Of course TSLA up thanks to the 600k put regard. |
| Just cause you posted this I'm def buying puts..... |
| uh 3 hours is a short amount of time bro, sounds like you have wonderful logic, turd |
| Don’t look |
| I’ll buy calls so your puts should be good. |
| And just like that bro! Fuuuuck |
| Looks like the only reason for TSLA to be green is to bankrupt the guy who bought 600k near term PUTS 😂 |
| Unless nvidia also crashes the market. |
| Me 😶 |
| Slightly better than my 105c, maybe 5ft deep instead of 6ft |
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| HELL YEAH |
| lol hope not bruh |
| Which means it’s something else entirely |
| I’m with you. Been buying for years. I just know how this fucker is. Been through multiple $100 days |
| Weeklies? |
| I own and have traded cypto assets. |
| Busy week ahead\n\nV Day, Prez Day, Carnival, Ash Wednesday, Ramadan, Lunar New Year |
| op is about to learn what IV crush is |
| Then gets his secretary to tell people not to panic |
| As good as HIMS 20c |
| Pour one out tonight for the jobs report guy who will be unemployed by Thursday |
| You also learned it’s may have, not may of |
| That you did bro! |
| I’ve noticed Google has at times stayed in its own lane in terms of tech selloffs. By that I mean it can withstand some of it. Appreciate the input. |
| Buy 99.9% more than you hold you’d almost be even |
| 8:30 Eastern |
| WE ARE ON TRACK MY FELLOW BAGHOOLD REGARDERERS |
| Fck i wanna do this too but im down so much from the last 2 weeks. I havent record at all |
| More like Octover ! Amiright |
| # saylor acutally might end up homeless. that dude is so brainwashed. he will hold onto his magic internet money coins until they hit 0 for real. he is the dumbest guy in the whole ponzi |
| Ghey |
| Oh no that win/loss tho… |
| Sell toys at all time low natality rates, what could go wrong |
| Do we think HOOD gets back into the $60s? |
| All in TLT. Fuk Tech! |
| Damn, imagine if you just did the opposite of whatever it was that you did 🔥😂 |
| I think it does fall. Direct wegovy is good enough for most people and it’s cheaper and it comes in pen form. When I give patients the option the cost or pen delivery clinches it for them. LLY 950 puts for April or May is the play. 850s could hit the lottery |
| I booked mine last weekend and they only had a 3pm and a 9pm time slot left available to eat |
| Western Digital is about to sell 7.5m shares. Their deadline is the 21st. |
| I’ve never owned crypto or traded crypto assets. |
| They talked me into buying hood… |
| Huh. Well. No\n\nBut come on guys, auto loan and student debt is actually healing! |
| If you want to be a billionaire, you have to be willing to diddle little kids. |
| Well, she *is* a degenerate |
| I just wish GOOGL would stop going down |
| Reminds me of Yieldmax |
| put on AWS tomorrow cause they caused me to get paged at my work. |
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| I’m sitting this one out. These last two weeks in the market don’t make sense to me and it’s bleeding me out. |
| Alexa play The Doors- This is the End |
| Why don't you find a secluded place and have a picnic if the weather permits it of course |
| Hood should have never been added to the s and p |
| Well, buying 2/20 $25ps at the bottom of the bottom out is quite the close second if I do say so |
| You already have a bet going - HOOD to 66.0 before 20-Feb-2026 01:43 AM -05 |
| Same when I started trading I was gambling earnings good way to throw money away |
| You still have to pay interest on it for 100 years. Mainly this is a big bet on high inflation. |
| !banbet |
| I love women yes I do\n\nI love women yes it’s true |
| Yuuuge pedo, greatest pedo that ever lived!! People say, “look at him, he’s the greatest pedo we ever had” |
| If you’re expecting to need to avg down why not just wait till then? |
| I truly fuckin hope so. Or rather my spy 2/20 $670ps hope so |
| that’s what happens when everyone can only get two dolls for christmas |
| The number of people expecting it to be a bloodbath means nothing exciting will happen. |
| How did hood not make monies off of this market? |
| I am sure someone has told you before. You have a gambling problem. You need help. |
| Sketchy shit, coiling up for the investor event tomorrow |
| Damn hood does live audience calls? |
| Well put |
| Thursday morning before open |
| HOOD is in fact buying 🌽 with extra steps 🤡\n\nNice 'lil 🌽 shag you have here my dear Vlad, would be a shame if 🌽 would go down another 40% |
| Straight to the principal's office. |
| Nobody can manipulate charts to invent a conclusion like a crypto bro. |
| Bought Hood at 110 thinking it was the bottom. Worth averaging down? |
| Buttcorn going back to $21000 |
| That or the other 2 are worth a lot less |
| Gamblers can't help it. Once it's severe they will remain for revenge and redemption, until they suffer a catastrophic lost. OP was determined to return to neutral, but they overestimated their moves. Each notable jump fueled their obsession and kept them hooked. He could've exited multiple times but that was never going to happen. Now I'm guessing whatever options they held expired worthless. He needs therapy. |
| Respectable ball knowledge |
| ding ding ding |
| Well… looks like you did it again |
| 🥭: “employment is amazing!!!”\n\n*delays job report* |
| HOOD really fucked itself by going so hard into crypto, they really need to distance themselves from that disaster if they want to keep upwards momentum |
| "I look forward to improving" |
| https://preview.redd.it/b0043do6pqig1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=defbb5811c840bd3703cd2c786383229a1bd9586 |
| Might as well hold off on holding calls on memory stocks any longer than 5-10 minutes until the day of NVDA earnings. Jensen gonna pamp them to hell |
| Watch it up 5% tomorrow at open lol |
| $amzn. I just can’t believe Walmart and Costco trade at richer PEs. This company is worth at least $275 rn |
| Already priced in, fuck your puts and your calls, we dine in wendys tonight |
| How my HOOD 100c lookin |
| "literally cannot go tits down" |
| I’m hoping it gets into $60s |
| Sold them off quick. Most of the time it’s not a good idea but profits are profits and MSFT has been on a run |
| People are running out of money to gamble and crypto is dead. Can’t believe I bought hood calls 🪖 |
| Atleast this HOOD music bops |
| Value trap 🪤 |
| I jumped out of this as soon as they added sports betting. They went from a fresh, easy to use investment app, to just another betting app that makes you lose money and gives you excuses to uninstall it. They'll probably go up again later this year, but I don't think the company will be a long term win. |
| 1: he does not have a place and 2: he does not have the sex |
| I’ve never owned a stock that went up after earnings.\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/lgried83pqig1.png?width=1283&format=png&auto=webp&s=855a36f505f1cc7f7148389d518aea70274a7e55 |
| typically yes but AI is causing the job cuts and they have to worry about inflation's second wave. If they cut they destroy the dollar and we end upm like weimar germany. They need to just act like volker and mega hike |
| Oof Mattel |
| Huge support at 310 i think it might be a good play but risky since tech is selling off |
| The theme song of the market tomorrow: Down by 311 |
| Maybe so. |
| Call is starting rn |
| If you actually zoom out on the charts you can clearly see weakness beginning to form/start of a healthy correction. Exact same pattern every time, SPX and NDX look identical to last February before that decent 20% correction. |
| But but but... Wall Street was saying cybersecurity was going to zero a few days ago. NET's earnings say the opposite 👌🙂↕️ |
| Just call and ask for a refund |
| haven’t looked at Sandick in a few days lol what happened there… |
| Even better, Iran |
| Bitcoin dropping 50% in Q4, which affects HOOD revenue and total AUM. If you believe the crypto market will recover then this is just volatility, not an indication that the business is doing poorly. |
| Suuuurre, load up calls! |
| shut up poor my biggest loss is your biggest win |
| Give me your last 600$ if u dont mind |
| Went all in but atp in just long term holder |
| let that shit ride it’ll go up again |
| Forward PE of 9 and whole 2026 supply sold already last year? Absolute trash! |
| Great! You should load up. |
| Infq just secured a deal with nasa for their quantum sensors to go to space. Mda is also keeping up so far. But yes high beta dumped, like loads of other high beta stocks of multiple sectors |
| https://preview.redd.it/s5n31khxoqig1.jpeg?width=397&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e5636cec64cc8076dc7bf34018b62388bbef4e71 |
| I’m I retarded? Isn’t Dram and nand spot prices moving up? So why tf is my SNDK and MU dumping? |
| What’s ur age bro |
| It’s price-vol showing decreasing volume with each price rally, it’s one of the main Wyckoff “indicators” |
| This time is different, you are correct, now pod up on calls |
| Not like they teach you about this shit anyways unless you going for economics 🤣 and even then they dont teach that Ai runs the market now |
| Time for chapter 7 bankruptcy. Sounds like an easy one to wipe the slate clean and start over. Avoid options. |
| But it's so low |
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| Too soon junior |
| !banbet spy 670 1d |
| Everyone holding bags |
| SNDK and MU omg 😱 |
| How was hood guidance? |
| I didnt get to buy shopify calls would it be fine tmr morning i buy calls at 9;30 or would that be bad? |
| Alright guys wtf is up with Google? Thinking of laying out some calls soon if we get to $310. Thinking 3MTE $330s or something. A do-over of 2025 anyone? |
| I’ll buy Microsoft at 100. Trash. |
| bajajaja hood bols eat shat |
| I just need one more 5Feb to happen to MSTR before 2/20 and I’ll be golden. I bought 2 of them shits, it’s gotta bottom out again, right? \n\n^right? ^:’( |
| And energy |
| https://preview.redd.it/l3lybtxsoqig1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6cb9b716583578c6981a106f8288194b321911c6\n\n |
| No respect for money. Suffer. |
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| A+ |
| Seriously… will it continue to fall we think? Below $400 again? |
| TL;DR. \nTicker? |
| Please no, im long 100 shares |
| # buying mstr right now must be the dumbest financial decision you can do right now. even spy puts are smarter. saylor cooked af |
| Touch my scrote |
| That's not debt. It's delinquency |
| 🌽 was still 90k+ at the end of Q4. Means they’re fucked even more Q1 |
| Tomorrow is going to be absolutely brutal |
| No more trade deals\n\nNo more project Genesis \n\nNo more space |
| Appreciate that, I’ll sticky this comment to my monitor lol. Do you think it’s worth holding or exiting my position? |
| Yes……….. |
| Thank God you guys talked me out of buying Hood |
| Sndk… |
| Rate my portfolio:\n\n$BUL\n$IS\n$GEY |
| Lmao, how you figure that??? |
| 🌝 |
| Take shopify calls instead |
 Just a moment... hw.online |
| I may of only made 10$ today but I found out I don’t actually owe the irs an extra 600$ and my check engine light magically went off so really today was a great fucking day |
| HOOD BAGHOLDERS SHOW YOURSELF\n\nDID YOU BUY THE "DIP"? |
| Sorry guys- i bought this shit at $137 and since then you know what happened 😑 |
| I can't be his personal broker? |
| Wtf happened to msft, it was 420.69 today... |
| its not, could have been much worse |
| Yo what has zuck done to you? He’s not a pedo |
| Same |
| Infq cccx finaly back up with their quantum seniorscontract with nasa! To the moon, literaly. (Not so sure about the stock when the merger goes through tho) |
| The only guidance you need is to get out while you can 🤣🤣 |
| 👍 |
| How is this only down 5%? |
| NET cloud flare killing earning today. Wondering if ROKU earning can pop on Friday |
| When OKLO gonna breakout again? |
| even 1000 broken monkeys on typewriters are right twice a year. |
| And ana de armas will deep throat me on Friday \n\nCoincidence? |
| Shit mooned |
| Do the epstein files say when we get to be green again? |
| Sorry take whatever you can at open |
| Thank you for the question. When I was a little boy in Bulgaria |
| You are very consistent, now do the opposite of what you think is right and you will be fine |
| https://preview.redd.it/fkr5vdidoqig1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e4e3a77bb2b410e1e7d9324204bceb0b6afafadb |
| imagine thinking that 50k is an impressive amount of gains 🤣 |
| ayo got a link for that? |
| do it. i bought 120 puts expiring in May today. My “thesis” is that ppl are out of work and spending less so btc will suffer over medium term. |
| https://preview.redd.it/kxe63knboqig1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d10b17c87ff4e78b080b8b30510dc46c828c3b24 |
| What a dumbass... |
| 200 dollars that’s a lot of milly high life bro |
| When was this? |
| Oh, he pushed my dookie in |
| *bows down* oh great balls of steel. \n\nI suppose if you hadn’t bought those it would have gone to 0 though. |
| I sold for a loss earlier but grabbed 3000 shares at these levels |
| Age? |
| Not surprised revenue miss with crypto getting crushed this Q. Just a blip though, averaging up for the first time since $40’s if it falls any more. |
| Literally everything rugged at the exact same time. Everything computer |
| Taking a position in $RIG looks promising |
| Just have sex at your place |
| Don't you dare |
| Kinda tempted to grab some HOOD shares with the expectation of having to average down at 70 or 60 |
| Yeah sorry, buy 0dte $0.01 moonshots with 1% odds. They'll totally print! |
| You come up with Bag7 and don’t go for the Jakoff distribution???? |
| CSCO please recover HOOD losses for me! |
| here we come guidance!!! excited to load up more on open |
| If you look at the breakdown, the surge in Q3 and then drop in Q4 is entirely caused by crypto volatility. |
| Paying for college is dumb, i mean look at me I didn’t go and i turned out fine . |
| Cloudflare puts |
| you ARE the danger now |
| Why is this bullish tho lol |
| You moved from upstate to the hood? Did you think this over?! |
| It’s so silly that we reward retarded gamblers like him. \n\nHe’s done absolutely nothing. All he did was gather money. Bought crypto on massive leverage. That’s it. \n\nNo value add. No advancement of technology. Just pure pumping |
| Waited too long to make V day reservations. *fuck* |
| Investor of the year right here |
| https://preview.redd.it/4dcf9lc4oqig1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=39b43945b33f05058bf9b36f879a7cb325f0bfc4 |
| https://preview.redd.it/0buph6s2oqig1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3a4db1e963fa627e48bbbfa9595c1d74526273d7\n\nYou think? |
| Not looking good for $TSLA 600k short guy. Probably down 70% by now. |
| HOOD going to 95 by Friday |
| Hood ded |
| What time is jobs report tomorrow? |
| Hood green by open. |
| It's all good |
| Am I the piggy that’s gonna get second servings or are they putting me on the bandsaw table anus first? |
| Maybe shares right now during the call |
| that’s adorable ☺️ |
| I switched to YouTube Music because it’s better value there |
| Just shut up and buy BRZE |
| I agree with you. Microsoft, Google and Amazon will still be fine if the AI bubble bursts. |
| I’m switching to ber seems more fun |
| Turn it sideways. |
| You’ll learn in time through losing, gotta take those profits when you see em man. If you smile at your phone when you read it then hit that sell button. Greed kills |
| U think your puts or calls will print? Lmao |
| I need option-future options so I can get 50000000x leverage and a $.05 movement causes me more debt than the US treasury has. |
| sort of feel like they just crushed the stock last week only to fuck with call holders, then they stocked up and now it’s gonna zoom to like 170.\n\ni think it could — buybacks from the company, shorts covering, momentum reversal.\n\naka please god take my bags please reddit go to 170 |
| Green at night, next day bol have fright |
| No they mean retail trading getting fucked over by shitty order fills and market manipulation |
| if this doesn't work out, I bet Bulgaria is nice this time of year 🥹 |
| #dontpaperyourhandspu$$y |
| It will rebound fast |
| Shoot with these being weeklies i think you’re cooked. Could easily see this stick just above 80 by open and stay above. IV crush about to clap you |
| “Make a Pussy Purrrr with the stroke of my hand” 🫲🏻🫱🏻 |
| Ya it sucks. I'm only +24k this month\n\nI think I can still reach 50k |
| What position did you have? |
| I thought my UPST calls will make up for HOOD loss, but turns out that shit is now flat 😭😭😭😭 I’m fucked |
| cash |
| I’ve made a lot more money when I stopped opening this thread \n\nAdvice for future you, just had to come back on here and say it |
| Nah, they gonna phrase jobs numbers in all the wrong ways and use too many cheap words and it’ll freak people |
| Truuue |
| Maybe last week wasn't our only look at HOOD $69 |
| No one likes maybes. It’s definitely gonna be up or down. Not maybe up or maybe down. |
| Hood just barely missed revenue because of a 40% decline in crypto rev (makes up roughly 25% of total revenue). This is WITH crypto shitting the bed. Leaps tomorrow |
| Dear diary, I risked 60k today for a $200 gain, it's truly lonesome being such an incredible trader, burdened by my own intelligence |
| They're only miss from what I see was crypto. The rest of it they pretty much crushed. Looks like a pretty big overreaction and assuming it will get bought up quickly. |
| Welcome to the club.\n\nPigs get fed.\n\nHogs get slaughtered. |
| Spy up a dollar after hours. That’s cute. |
| Where was MNTN :'| |
| I am tired of this trading man. I am gonna create a pedo ETF and chill.\n\nDJT, CRWV, APO, VSCO, JPM, BCS, MSFT, TSLA, GOOG, H, PLTR, META |
| Microsoft can go up to $500 by summer. Even longer term they are well positioned even if the AI bubble bursts. |
| Shit jobs report further emboldened the oligarchs, SPY 750 end of week. |
| Hood has any chance? I just want to break even. Lol |
| Lyft puts looking Jucy ATM |
| Any pump from hood tonight means get out in morning cause it'll repeat the pull tommorow |
| Had the same thought which led me to close out my spy puts for a nice profit just before close. So I bet it dumps tmr lmao. |
| Please V 🙏 |
| We touching the 670s tomorrow |
| name a more iconic duo |
| BOIL calls anyone? |
| Which tickers? Only SPY 0DTEs? |
| Ima use it to fix my truck then not pay it back |
| The dream. That’s what we’re all here for. |
| Did everyone load up on PUTS for tmrw? |
| always and foreverrrrrrr |
| It’s called HOOD cuz that’s where all yall be living after today |
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| I can pet that 🐈 \n\n🥺👉👈 |
| If it was public I would short it |
| next walter white ova here |
| https://preview.redd.it/n88uo2njnqig1.jpeg?width=1206&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=707e0d9c98a6f7e6b18834dfec718e22dbefcf2b |
| Second this |
| Survive this week gents\n\nSelloff continues tomorrow |
| V for Vladimir |
| Did you use their credit to short them? |
| Bircuit creakers tomorrow |
| i don’t have this problem |
| THIS WITH 10000% more THIS |
| IGV has been the talk of the last week. They trying selling us the last of their bags? This shit dead? |
| I’ve been crunching the numbers on market fluctuations this last week and concluded I’m regarded |
| I’m pretty sure It’s before open, good luck. |
| V |
| seems like they’re doing this to integrate event contracts with stocks via single stock futures as well. currently they have event contracts on indice futures only |
| SQUEEEEEJ! |
| Welcome to manhood! |
| Guarantee DN |
| this USED to be true, it's no longer the case. I'm not saying retail moves the market or anything, but it does have a non-zero effect. Hedgefunds now pay kids big $$$ to figure out what retail is doing so they don't get caught with their pants down again. Retail does matter, but its like 6th man on a basketball team. They do have an effect on the outcome of the game, but they don't really decide it. |
| You gotta keep them guessing |
| tmr morning S&P 500 futures up .5%. ends the day red |
| x for doubt |
| Super Micro Computer, Inc. Common Stock -> `33.26` (-0.27 / -0.805%) |
| !p SMCI |
| Shouldn't have gone to college then. \n\nYou are supposed to be the most educated group in the country. Your earning potential is higher than everyone else. And now you need a bailout?\n\nLmao |
| Just like RIVN |
| My haircut was going well until my barber looked at his phone made an angry face then turned on hood earnings call. I am bald now |
| Do it then |
| Low volume overnight dump. DISGUSTING |
| I look like the world's greatest trader on my 1 week chart. Just don't zoom out |
| I bought 410 MSFT ITM calls for March 6th, had an opportunity to sell today for 1k+ profit but let it ride. Currently down $100. This is my first time ever buying options, thoughts? |
| Hold on to my pocket |
| If she adopted him in heaven then she has bad taste in kids. |
| It's the end of everything |
| I now have more hours to lose my money |
| High key |
| Yea recession indicator |
| bros beta as fuck, no cap, me mogging rn with your girl sucking my balls, 67 |
| this earnings is big with lots of info. inst investors waiting to process post call i assume. i expect a lot of movement soon |
| Long/short those stocks are so easy, just look at the commodity price. Buy on commodity breakouts, short on resistance breaking down. Basic forex trading = infinite money on those ones. |
| Inverse WSB with $HOOD 😎 |
| Very nice! More ways to make and lose money. |
| It's poor desperate people who gamble the most. For the super wealthy spy is too risky they invest in hedge funds |
| Damn we really are fucking degenerates in here. Get this man his weather |
| this is known as the bargaining phase |
| Buy some European stocks? |
| Log off trading. Max out your company 401k. Pay off the loans. Live at parents forever. Reclaim virginity. |
| Woah woah woah, this is too much reliable information for this sub |
| I wasn’t a pansy, but $25ps were clearly way too otm tho |
| 🌚 |
| $80K is not a level of debt that typically warrants bankruptcy. A better first step would be to look into a reputable debt-consolidation or refinancing option. If your credit hasn’t already been significantly damaged by missed payments, you should be able to refinance the balance into a longer-term loan and pay it down over time.\n\nAt current interest rates, a 10-year term would likely be around $1,000 per month, which is high, but manageable. that's basically a car payment these days. If you stay current and pay it off as agreed, your credit score will likely end up excellent by the end. \n\n...or double down, see how high you can go, and post back here for our viewing pleasure. |
| So what’s the god damn play??!!!! All of you fools keep contradicting each other!!!! It’s like a game to all of you! This money we are talking about!!! |
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| Unc 😭😭😭 |
| Crypto Revenue: $221M (Est. $242M) 🔴; -38% YoY\n\n \nyowza! |
| Crashed to levels not seen since thursday |
| Mine too but just because not much movement. Kinda a whatever red day |
| All I need is 1 degree higher san francisco 🙏 |
| https://preview.redd.it/39dhfyh5nqig1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fb569147a59b3e248c4eef5bf0d7340639007fcc\n\nThe memes must flow |
| Ok |
| No, just show them my portfolio |
| Fries in the bag |
| Or 675 or 690 theta |
| really? I might get some calls. |
| Just hold, as soon as 🥭 does some dumb shit it'll go off. |
| A beat and a miss |
| HOOD gonna dump more at market open. |
| Vlad the impaler |
| C'mon Coinbase do something ! |
| It’s over |
| How to scare someone straight: \n1. Put on a purple bandana. \n2. Scream, "I AM HERE TO SCARE YOU STRAIGHT!!!" |
| My barber promised me HOOD calls were a lock, AND he fucked my hair up... |
| Starting to think my portfolio peaked in October and it’s never fully going to recover. I have no idea how SPY is at ATHs. Everything on my watch list under its ATH by at least 5%, and most are down 20-50% |
| Bears going to sell their puts for a loss Friday, forget the market is closed Monday and then on Tuesday the market will tank because their money hasn’t settled from Friday and they can’t buy puts. \n\nGuaranteed to happen |
| What’s the top mini chart? Vol? |
| How do you price in a number that no one knows yet? Also, how come the term "priced in" never works when the numbers are good and the market pumps? |
| Banbet that shit. |
| you can never return from this place |
| Everything is selling off after earnings... hahaha |
| Pokemon it is |
| Two new memes for my collection what a good cake day |
| Why are you tagging me in porn lol |
| 🥭 retard doesn't help either |
| Hmm shouldn’t it be Wendy’s? |
| i just got approved for options. ive been a responsible investor thus far. might be cooked |
| not really. |
| 😭 |
| CAT 🐈 literally the Lion King 🤴 |
| Earnings shit tonight for so many except cloudflare |
| Eh, I don't mind. I'll buy. |
| At least its not corn and HOOD |
| It looks like a sky jumping ramp lol |
| 🤣 rekt |
| The ass on the waitress? |
| What was the outcome of HOOD’s earnings |
| 100% agree. QQQ couldn't even go back above that bottom support line. Its not looking good |
| Slv is legit my worst trade of the year sending me into the mfing shadow realm GOD DAMN |
| Thank goodness it ain’t me… gamble free 4 days now and chillinnnn XD watching anime and hitting the gym are the slow burn |
| I was a long term investor before i discovered this sub |
| Anybody else notice $DE on a generational ripper |
| https://preview.redd.it/x95bga9rmqig1.png?width=636&format=png&auto=webp&s=79f9521b95476797b9b67e72af9b662769916c7d\n\nHOOD will bounce... |
| Yeah but you’re forgetting that getting told that the job numbers are worse than the ones this admin posted means damage control from the admin which typically means some ridiculous shit so depending on how bad they are I would say it would be something between promising checks for 5000 to certain Americans to war with Iran. I would say with midterms coming up in November that normally Iran would be saved for September, but with recent events we could be looking at as early as March. |
| **Ban Bet Created:** **/u/Ok_Wealth_3433** bet **HOOD** goes from **81.55** to **90.0** before **10-Mar-2026 04:47 PM EST**\n\nTheir record is 0 wins and 1 losses.\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| Lmfao what I tell myself at least twice a week recently |
| VERY LONG TIME investor |
| 2% chance it goes up to even 80 |
| !banbet HOOD 90 4w |
| That means you are her bitch |
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| Guess I got some averaging down on hood to do |
| 🤨 |
| Watch my puts print harder than JPow in 2020 |
| Rees?? |
| Son? |
| 🤡🤡🤡 |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/BerryExpress made a bet that SMCI would go to 45.0 within **1 week** when it was 29.461 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 1 wins and 1 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| https://preview.redd.it/iqzv0oxqmqig1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d9db5caf805bb4c9db20815acd809d0150acadb1\n\nSup retard. Show me yours? |
| RIP |
| That dump at the end was as fake as it gets. And looks like bears fell for it & loaded on puts\n\nTomorrow is bigly green....SPY may even create ATH |
| Best part of this screenshot 😂 |
| Imagine being rich enough to be a regular at Five Guys |
| Lol no |
| jobs report is priced in already dumbasses |
| incoming flat HOOD |
| my favorite part of today was holding 0dte qqq calls about 30min thinking it would stop chopping |
| We all know what’s going on. My monad jumped almost 20% and I was happy but I knew it was just part of the machine doing its thing. We all know time heals ALL wounds. 💎👏 |
| Pump it up Vladdy |
| Don't bet the farm that stocks only go up. That may be true over long (multi-decade) time horizons, but it's certainly not true for 1-3 year spans, and sometimes 10+ year spans. |
| HOOD will open at 90 |
| Hope they cook them jobs numbers real good |
| Down 4k |
| *Cocked |
| I was wondering all this time if that gap will be ever be filled. |
| 🌝 |
| Shut the fuck up if you don’t know what you’re talking about. 🫵🤡 |
| On what. Jesus… |
| 180 bucks a year . Id rather bet that on Nvidia |
| ATH end of week |
| >Fed will lower interest rates\n\nWhat if they cut by 150 bp because the economy is fucked and AI is a bubble? Hypothetically speaking. |
| So go all in small caps |
| SPY puts about 10-14dte, close to itm as you can |
| NVDA ER later this month will be the most exciting event in human history |
| You getting downvoted for this really shows the average WSBers understanding of options lol |
| He knows he is being a tard and not listing the under perfs |
| It’s heading down to hang out with $BULL |
| Love it when a girl says "if we hypothetically.." |
| Did you ever stop and consider, at any point, that maybe you suck at this? |
| Everyone getting bagged by HOOD makes my NET calls feel that much better. |
| Let’s see the update bro |
| I want to buy mstr puts but I’m too much of a pansy |
| Yh I was in college class not watching it. Already owned wasn’t day trading tdy. |
| Circle of life. |
| 🗑️ company |
| Coin to zero hood to zero fuck a sell out |
| You should have loaded up before the close. |
| We’re in the end times and it’s all because Sam Altman lied about his financial situation |
| Pile driver? Finally, a man well versed in the Kamasutra. |
| Go to better restaurants |
| Oh, no. No for sure. It doesn't affect the market, signal corporate earnings, consumer spending, or Fed decisions. My drive went 300 yards and my wife doesn't care what time I get home from the bar. I'm witcha I'm witcha. |
| Guh |
| Spy 700 tomorrow |
| SLV probably won't go up while China is closed for their new year. \nMiners don't even need silver to go up. \nThey used to extract silver at a cost of 20 and a price of 30. \nA year later they sell it at 80. Their profit went up 500% while their cost is the same, and their market cap only went up 200% which shows a severe undervaluation in need of a re-rating. |
| My QQQ 600ps dated for December salute this bearish DD |
| https://preview.redd.it/zl8olznamqig1.png?width=636&format=png&auto=webp&s=7d391f6ac4136f671c0cd3dc17566a404c4b5a76\n\nNew logo......wow |
| Saylor looking like 1 week aged bathtub bourbon 🤣 |
| Will Jesus Christ return in 2027, odds are good. |
| I don't have a dog in the fight but I'm already seeing posts about HOOD puts so don't be surprised when this goes green. But if it gets worse then congrats all put holders |
| cheat code |
| W/L: 0 for 3 \n\nWell, shit |
| *Coced |
| Microns investor conference is tomorrow morning. |
| Sometimes it's nice to let someone else do the cooking and cleaning. |
| we'll be back to today's opening before shit jobs data drops |
| They'll never see you coming. |
| Your good, I sold my puts right before close. |
| Bro, their Q1 is gonna be a catastrophe.. thats gonna be a new dip in itself |
| I sold 270P 2/13 |
| Not sure this makes any sense, but any ber thesis gets me excited! |
| If the reaction to the jobs report is downwards, you should be happy. I'll be too. |
| you could simply sell your remaining time at Wendy's and make your money back |
| Got Coin calls and now it’s following Hoods after hr chart.. had faith in that play 🙁 |
| Put premiums were cheap, this ER miss was a total surprise. |
| How did you manage this?\nWhat happened? |
| I was a fool to trust in Vlad’s expensive new haircuts. |
| *cucked |
| Would this be enough to conctitute an ai bubble pop?\n\nThough without ai the commodity demand will stall a bit too. |
| Sell outs 🤣 |
| I saw that here too 💀 |
| You should be able to offset the losses if you consume only Ramen for the next 300 years |
| Crypto bulls, don't go to school tonight. Or do, I don't care. |
| Found the guy who's down 99% |
| Yup. Im not buying until the eod |
| Stocks sold off today due to uncertainty. Once the numbers come out tomorrow pre market then it,I'll start to price in. |
| 🤓 |
| then why the f is he not cutting |
| My first red day this month\n\nFuck |
| Well about that... |
| you don't follow the stock then |
| At least they’re honest |
| is hood not down 7% |
| R u regarded? |
| Idk, probably just chop off my hands 🙌 |
| *Coked |
| 🌝 |
| Well, short DTE on earnings is gambling as there is no way to pull out. Hoping 10k is not a large amount for you. |
| https://preview.redd.it/u2vsb513mqig1.jpeg?width=1023&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5587d417ec29e251e6c97e4a6ecc41bc8e4ff80f |
| Cause I bought |
| i might be super bias since i have shares but i’m hoping we got ourselves a 2023 palantir. i get too much fomo with calls so im just going to keep buying shares DCA style |
| 85K in Google leaps . Bill Gate or Wendys. plz pump |
| If a few dollars are going to bankrupt you , you got bigger problems |
| Did you just screenshot a chart of the S and P 500? |
| Did Lyft announce bankruptcy or sum |
| I’m invested in hood, amzn, and Asts. Short term I am cooked😭 |
| Say it with me…speculation |
| Never give up , don’t ever give up \n\nJimmyV |
| Not yet. 68p |
| That’s also the point of my comment 🫡 |
| MMs gonna keep it pinned between 675 and 695 rest of the year. Too many regards got leaps\n\n>!\s!< |
| Exactly |
| Okayyyyyy, you ain’t gotta be all cursing n shit tho jeez |
| Bag 7 Ahahhahahhhahhh |
| U/dreskinblack lol |
| It'll do the opposite of what you bet |
| How... there's no way you did that badly in the past 12 months. You need to go back to CDs and ETFs clearly. |
| Sometimes bad news is really bad news. Weakening USD is not a great spot to cut rate either. |
| # saylor is sweating af in this moment. he tries to play it cool but deep down he knows he is completely cooked |
| wrong, everyone had puts\n\nMSFT was the one people were extremely bullish\n\n(me included on both of them, but didn't play) |
| HOOD theta gang wins |
| My great grandfather saw the DOW at 100. My grandfather saw the DOW at 1,000. My father saw the DOW at 10,000. I saw the DOW at 50,000. My children will see the DOW at 100. |
| I want them lower than April Low. |
| Selling my micron calls at -70% finally |
| Never. They are evacuating |
| Bro if you have been following this market, weak jobs is the bull thesis for rate cuts. Market has been pumping on weak jobs data and dipping on strong inflation data. |
| today: de-leveraging\n\ntomorrow: REE-leveraging 🚀 |
| Who told me crypto doesn’t affect HOOD 💀 |
| did you beat the IV? |
| retard traders are terrible customers, they all go bust and quit |
| HUM going to dump 20% in the morning? |
| Take your money and use ten dollars to buy lunch. I can guarantee you'll end up with more than you would if you put money into anything major. |
| lol literally every question for hood earnings was how they can separate hoods trading price from bitcoin performance |
| Why go to a restaurant when I can make it better at home |
| Bought 10 UNH 285c |