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| How 'bout my Baja bail? |
| Good sir, for the few seconds of hope in this miserable existence that is life, it's all worth it. Don't give up OP, push through the jaw pain and you'll cum out stronger on the other side stronger and gayer |
| Enable margin and yolo |
| In bed lying on my side in a thong \n\nWish I had someone to snuggle up behind me and hold me |
| Man those were the days. |
| Not to fuck around with things you don't understand at least. I do fine with options since I know how they work and how I can make consistent profit from them. |
| you're stupid |
| Temporarily |
| Imagine if OP bought 0 dte calls today...\n\nGoes both ways brotha |
| I stand corrected. Probably active buyers/sellers are far less in retail, guessing most of that is passive investments. |
| Aren’t those miracles 💀😂 |
| Every dip you see for Micron & SanDisk is a buying opportunity. |
| Which direction? |
| My Baja bad. |
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| My buddy hit 10m on AMC and lost it all to the next day. His chart is incredible just a pencil line that’s it. |
| Hhahahahahah |
| This is true, thanks I needed this. |
| Here you go a live feed from a third party YouTuber that's cool: https://www.youtube.com/live/-pR0eOj9hK0?si=GEwcI\_mOFV6BONhM |
| Already scrubbed, unfavourable weather |
| I only tip when they shove stuff in their butts |
| My people! 🤘🏻 |
| Glass half full moment |
| Too late. Went for a Baja blast and got picked up by the cops. \nThanks a lot! |
| No you didn’t broke boy |
| I didnt even try to open my port today. Too pussy to look at it. |
| https://preview.redd.it/6jrg3bai79fh1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=da8d15e03df4317d76564b3fe80793ffe0504cc0 |
| get fuk |
| How do I get into this president/MMs/congress group chat for insider trading? |
| The only text messages I get anymore are from my car. \n\nShe’s like… I need an oil change and I need a coolant thermostat. I called the dealer and scheduled the appt. Total will be $2,500 \n\nAlso fuck you calls, bitch 😞 |
| This is the biggest trash I’ve ever held. Maybe worse than PayPal. Everyday is red |
| I will crack your handle betwix my cheeks for $2.69. Final offer |
| AVGO seems like free money |
| Hi 👋 |
| Lolol from 225 to 115 in a month 😎\n\nHows that rocket looking 🤣👉💩🚀💩\n\nRich people are so delusional thinking rockets are needed we cant even fucking feed people across the street. |
| Told ya. |
| he doesnt need to fall all that far :belt: |
| RDDT 200? If not, you can find me in the breadlines 🚶 |
| Why did I look at that holy shit fat people are fucking disgusting. |
| If your having a bad day just remember there’s people who watch streams and donate |
| Why even bother with a channel, just scream tickers at people on the street passing you by. |
| Hi 👋🏽 |
| Shares |
| Elon could lose half of his networth and still be wealthier than anyone else on the planet. So, he has a way to fall. |
| That is yet to be determined, but with so much capex from big names...you're right they done fucked up. |
| That’s why you don’t talk about gains. Wall Street bots will go out to hunt for their prey |
| Too late, tankers do not teleport |
| Lost $3000 in calls. Going to hold them to 0 or see if they rebound. No big deal. I’m done with this POS though after the calls expire in Aug\n\nMy CRM gains today cancelled the losses though.\n\nMy much much bigger bet is on GOOG, hope it doesn’t pull an Oracle, then I would be really sweating. |
| Only problem is it’s a Chinese company |
| Our daily reminder that it's more skill than you thought |
| 🫡 |
| I mean I’m not disagreeing but I’ve been banned for a week for something less political than that lol |
| True .... But it's still a slow bleed of seats, smaller companies going DIY, there will be more competing products. Like I said, a slow bleed over years. That's my prediction anyway |
| The memory is cyclical narrative is pre Ai, back then it was true and for a valid reason. |
| None that I know of. |
| options are just expensive lottery tickets |
| Shorting is life |
| You think they'll maintain 80% margin for the next 40y?\n\nIf yes, buy now and hold.\n\nI choose to avoid memory \n |
| Someone reassure me apld smashes earnings monday and runs like 30% |
| yeah my buddy actually did that with bk calls last year |
| Yeah, within a 90 minute window of 6:45. |
| are u guys single/no kids |
| wait did you actually yolo that 0dte |
| Market is closed? If I goon for two days I might die |
| Shouldn’t be taken down since his retardness is tanking the markets |
| maybe the market peaked in june, and everyone wants out of AI, how long till the bottom? imagine if this plays out like other bear markets, 18 months till then? i mean im still long but how do you know if its a market collapse before its too late? |
| my uncle actually tried this with a ltieral doghouse |
| Any other fellow regards buy calls like me to hold over the weekend? 🚀 |
| What is stopping you from borrowing as much money as possible and dumping it all into 0 DTE? Kinda 🏳️🌈 and uninspiring ngl. |
| \-$2000? Thank you for making my loss feel significantly worse |
| Willing buyers are currently being sold to at fair market prices. |
| me too, after they started doing classic movie nights last year. |
| TLT @ 5% plus covered calls can make a ton of money |
| Mixed feelings outside the marketplace. The buyer are more than willing to pay. Or so it seems. |
| cant wait until they cure cancer so i can start smoking again |
| Oh shit, we’re both too old to be here. Way to just throw your slammer down on my whimsy. |
| Bruh I got a 20k bonus for Q2 wtfff Options time! |
| It's their last possible pump. I wish them luck so they can get out before the train hits them. |
| what are y'all thinking for STX (Seagate)? |
| World is better off with a less rich creepy Ellison family. |
| all your bases points are belong to us :smoking: |
| What why? Is SPCX launching a rocket today? |
| Bruhs there are companies paying you to use subscription ai models so they can scrap your prompt outputs 😳 |
| Probably Pogs. |
| If I'm in the right lane at a stoplight, I usually try to make sure my car is hugging the line to the left so people can pass and make a right when the light is red\n\nhowever, if I notice there is a Tesla behind me, I will hug the line to the right and make sure they can't pass and have to wait for the red light\n\n🤭\n\nThis is how I fight. |
| Does ORCL have a core business that makes money? |
| not nearly as good as $17 baseball game beers |
| S&P still up over 100 bases points since its low in March. We have a lot of room to fall… and I’m a bull…but hoping for a Taco to save us all 😅 |
| maybe they were schools for the gifted. |
| 5 grand..big whoopie dee doo. |
| Your company is < 500 employees and/or broke. Major corporations will never be able to replace software with bespoke AI reproductions. It's too risky and the money saved isn't worth it to them. |
| Ironically both AI Buffet and AI Munger will decline to invest in AI because they don't understand it. |
| Unless he’s love bombing them. I saw a TikTok about this. (I’m too old for tiktok, this is a lie) |
| Where I thought I had it bad losing 5k on call options on RKLB. |
| 58% of Americans own stocks but you're right about the rest |
| Congrats (and fuck yourself obviously). Keep doing the lord's work. |
| Maybe the dumbest comment I’ve seen here in a while. Congrats |
| How dare you expose me to this. I need to go bleach my eyeballs now |
| I watched most of those in the theater |
| SPCX bag holders T-30mins till launch or generational bags. |
| This makes me feel a little better about bleeding bigly for the past couple weeks. |
| After hours down another .36. How low will it possibly go is the question? The world may never know! |
| But what about when you lose the 10% in the first month and have to win it back? |
| That’s a lightweight number you need🤣🤣🤣🤣 a minimum of 20k losses to be in this racket |
| I made such a shit-ton on AAPL today that it kind of made my whole summer. I was down pretty big most of the week and avoiding the urge to panic sell. Glad I didn't. |
| This. |
| May they guide you to anywhere but jail and debt. And if they do that, that’s my bad. |
| I'm gonna start my own TV channel and become rich giving terrible stock picks. Can't let Cramer be the only in that game |
| I'm at a loss for words here. |
| economy crashed bc i shorted 3 ES :kek: |
| Here here |
| Burry was sure right this time. Next time he goes short I'll pay attention. |
| Imagine thinking record profits across the board was bullish 🤣🤣🤣🤣🫵 |
| Yeah idk what kind of weird redditor fantasy you’re having imagining a bunch of retail trading Koreans making money off shorting the market lmao. The point is the Korean market has been down 5-10 every day for the past month and most of them are losing money. Next time try not to be so autistic when reading comments on a meme sub |
| Kinda what I said when I saw the market move! |
| Damn lol I have 1900 at $126 avg rn |
| thanks thought i missed news |
| If they could read they'd see the details aren't that pretty. |
| Shut the fuck up.\n\n1. Stock market is not the economy. Perhaps only 10% people even own stocks.\n\n2. Shorting overvalued and hyped up junk deserves a praise, not ankle biters grumbling about it. |
| I'm not bear, but the stock market is not the economy |
| Thursday will either double my account or drop it like 50%. Wish me luck regards |
| Bombing schools kinda defeats the purpose |
| So, your answer is no. PIIE may give you a better understanding. |
| \- Partnership with Tim Apple. |
| no |
| Imma live my whole life by these here words. Thank you. |
| The delusion strategy i fuck with it |
| Wasted half his life in less than a month |
| Why use many words when few…… well shit |
| Watch ORCL. You're seeing the future of the rest of the hyperscalers. |
| https://preview.redd.it/6e5e9v3269fh1.jpeg?width=451&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=71c84072a647e5bd676fa6a12ddc8266027e95bc |
| Buy high and sell low…This is the way….. |
| the * is not necessary |
| 💀 lol |
| Trying to destroy your own economy by shorting it, has to be the dumbest fucking thing you could ever do |
| I'm down bigly after getting assigned 500 shares at 220 ages ago |
| Looking forward to what new and improved deals await us on Sunday night LMAO |
| All money has exactly the same value. how many hours will you have to work to put together $4000 post-tax? |
| bulls really thought the stock would go up just because the company is making a shit load of money and has record earnings! What a bunch of buffoons! |
| I I oh in I’m u \nBf I b \nLike n n I \nU u |
| If you have to use more than 6 words to justify your position. You’re wrong. |
| Nice going you just fucking restarted the count |
| Had to do a quick penny flip so my balance didn’t show $xx666.66 I mean I’m not religious but I’m also not taking any chances 😶 |
| The fuck you mean it hasn't, we're 30-40% off ATH |
| Wow such high returns |
| Nope, not me. Only a loss if you sell. \nBut who is this Marge person that keeps calling me? |
| What’s Oracle 🤔 |
| lmao |
| Easiest trading environment ever |
| A lot of people jest about losing on options, but in the long term it helps if you're able to identify ***why*** your trade lost. Then take your learnings and adjust from there. |
| what is that US tanker on hormuz |
| 135 would’ve been better |
| Ouch ..... |
| > he trusts him with his money more than any wall st analyst\n\nI mean, that seems like a low bar |
| I’m not putting my ass on the internet…again. |
| let's go by movies. \n\nin my birth year the following were released. \n\nTerminator \nGhostbusters \nIndiana Jones and the Temple of Doom \nGremlins \nFootloose \nThe Karate Kid \nPolice Academy \nRevenge of the Nerds |
| What if he’s only invading Iran to acquire more children? |
| I'm a developer and my company replaced ALL our software and utilities with custom solutions that AI built 98%. At this point I'm positive software will continue to drill for years to come. Writing is on the wall |
| Show it |
| I picked a good time to go in on Intel at 115… |
| Have you ever not lost money? 😂 |
| Management also doesn't know what the price of tokens will be a few years from now. Will it stay roughly the same? Will it rise ten-fold? Will it fall by 90%? - How are you supposed to plan your company's future with that type of uncertainty? |
| So many Debtweave and Cuckius chuds getting liquidated 🤣😭🤡 |
| So nobody on this sub posting any ORCL loss porn. Am I the only community member? |
| So forever? |
| I’m just saying this isn’t this admin’s finest moment |
| Spcx price target $10 |
| He meant 2.50 |
| I like that guy last year that went from like $1000 to $1million on microstrategy weeklies or whatever then bet it all on one losing trade and deleted his account. |
| The Iran war will continue until Epstein is no longer talked about |
| Monday might be better |
| What if instead of investing we start an infinite Ponzi scheme (with me at the top) |
| Looks like the swap is in order for while |
| I’m with you all on the let SPCX crash down… but man I keep feeling some shit gunna go down and MM and our rich overlords going to rug pull shorts and us all soon, have it rocket back to $200 then do it all over. |
| Cathie feels really good about a lot of things, they're just not usually really good investments. |
| My man. You asking for an act from God. Not a miracle. 😂😂 |
| Because the same personality that can gamble it up to 5 million can’t step away from it. |
| Oh fuck, that’s some 90s rave shit. Your back must hurt. |
| Got a bunch of AMZN, cant wait for it to dump, so puts it is\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/euzbxz1a59fh1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=42d4d20ab553f7a432245bae7fd1a82dd774ef4f |
| Is that not how options work? |
| If SPCX falls to under 100, are you buying? |
| CRWV has let me down |
| You can do the math. $5m liquid is a lot of money to put away even for a very well paid doctor |
| To the moon he said, just like SPCX -45% EPS, so Ali's more negative that means inverse the inverse and mo'mooney. Anything with P/E of 0.00 has infinity potential, dividing by zero law. |
| I would have been banned for this last year, now it’s actually a universal truth |
| Hanging man or hammer, find out next episode on Dragonball z |
| https://preview.redd.it/ewaja0s659fh1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=303fa8300e6720db17c91a620cc78e0dcc14e133 |
| Bear 401ks at ATH |
| >gambling addiction\n\nThis has been rebranded to "prediction market hobbyist" |
| \> Hoping \n\nlol. That’s your problem |
| just say "gay" and nothing else |
| Elon Rise: Tsla \nElon Downfall: Spacx |
| Am thinking of dumping my tech efts and just putting it in VEQT. The bleeding just will not stop. |
| OPEN THE HORMUSSY OR WE GOING BANKRUPT SMH |
| Hell yeah brother, what you looking at for tickers? |
| Wonder how much she's burned buying this tsla dump. |
| Not until a 10-20 percent correction which has not happened. |
| I got a half chub |
| Why can’t people just constantly refresh like a normal degenerate? |
| Nope. But I do drive a rivian.\n\nGenerally I buy stocks in things I use. |
| Oh right. Taking care of America's youth is a problem. LMAO. |
| I would say ETFs are becoming more of one than individual as of recently, with the inclusion of hype stocks in the indexes or the huge concentration of hype stock already there |
| Fax |
| Imagine you played that 1500\nOn Apple calls today …. You’d be up huhe |
| LOL every option has a breakeven price, because the price you pay for the contract goes to the seller no matter what |
| How many times can I call someone’s watch fake on r Rolex before I get banned |
| Whippets |
| Always has been, remember you're largely talking to the generation who was ripping Pokemon card packs in elementary school |
| Fucking annoying! |
| sudo rm -rf /\* |
| One visit to r/my600poundbutts will explain exactly why Novo Nordisk / Eli Lilly will go to $0, and why Ondas will go to $100... |
| Getting my outfit ready for the club tonight |
| Buy high sell low. You got it dialed. |
| It is so annoying and I am not getting on my computer for it. |
| So some how I’m green 5k on the month but my portfolio is down 24k month to day unrealized. 💀 |
| Was Apple not priced in today |
| He appointed him! |
| We’ll see about that. What pop culture product makes you the most nostalgic? |
| Can we say now the AI bubble has popped? Been pure shit for the past two months and if even great earnings won't save it, I don't know what will. Getting tired of 5% down days, |
| wtf are these memes 😂 |
| Brutal 14 mins 😬 What's your typical exit strategy for 0DTE - do you time-based exit or profit/loss target? |
| Yeah. I bet it started with just a smaller loss like five or 10% and thinking " no problem, I can make that back" then just revenge trading though your whole way down |
| Dude this is the best thing that could have happened to you.\n\n5k is nothing. Better to learn the learn now with 5K than later in life with 200k.\n\nJust make sure you learned your less and the 5K was worth it. |
| Whatever he prob is saying. Dude will be worth 5 trillion in 10 years |
| Sad, but true |
| > So you expect he will miss a Google, but will also dodge a WeWork, Uber, Theranos, Quiby, Yahoo, Segway, AOL, Palm, AirBnB, Block Inc...\n\nSkill issue, not a strategy issue. |
| Shares |
| ☹️ |
| Ah yes tomorrow |
| Must everything add information, doesnt it just feel good to say you had the same thought as someone |
| It demonstrates to the audience that the character is walking rather than hovering |
| You know what. Nothing makes sense anymore. This shit probably moons to $550 |
| I’m too old to be here. What’s up |
| Live chat is cool and everything but it’s clunky on mobile so I’m out here refreshing still |
| Read that and knew OP is clueless. |
| U still have 1500 broski. Winnable |
| Agreed, just slam it back in and gain |
| nevermind they delayed it |
| Did you not know beforehand the ipo was a pump n dump? |
| Cathie wood must feel really good about SPCX |
| Amen to this. Mods and Reddit most finally agree since it didn’t censor. |
| 13 is a lucky number |
| How did this sacred truth get past the censorship? This man is a prophet. |
| Man, lots of put buying throughout the day. Guess that means a Green Monday. 🤕 |
| :dance: |
| So youre a bear |
| `sudo systemctl disable nvidia-suspend` \n`sudo systemctl disable nvidia-resume` \n`sudo systemctl disable nvidia-hibernate` |
| Sk hynix could have 2300% increases in revenue and 98% profit margins and memory would tank 14%. |
| sold airlines lol |
| https://preview.redd.it/2ieahrcd49fh1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=954da93d69ce81b10df174cb94a98a0e1dba88a9 |
| Its really good |
| Probably gonna get taken down by mods anyways cause they don’t like political talk 🤷🏻♂️ |
| At this point it's just a fact and not really a political opinion. |
| They have 14.5 million registered individual traders with a total of 105 million brokerage accounts between them, they'll be fine. Btw it's 1 million accounts got margin called per the original article, not 1 million Koreans. |
| Except Apple |
| 10 more seconds for spcx launch |
| 800,000 chicks at the same time |
| Hammer candle on oil…..we gonna start paying double at the gas pumps |
| Elon is down 650 billion from the ATH |
| https://preview.redd.it/pfyur1b749fh1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a27f981bbbad99de94ecc4aab93737a768726cbc |
| Until the narrative changes and a shiny enough object comes along. Just a 5% better model isn't gonna cut it, though. |
| right on but how will AI yield real returns |
| OP are you getting all your data feeds from Alpaca? |
| “Hell nah”🤖 |
| I mean, only drinking water and eating plain unseasoned chicken will get you gains at the gym, but sometimes you gotta Baja blast life in the face with some abandon and whimsy. |
| I think you ruined yourself. Always diversify |
| Lmaooo. What's your typical hold time on these 0DTEs? Few minutes or do you hold through close? |
| Some lotteries don't pay that much |
| So basically every mag7 earnings will be trash until ai revenue far exceeds capex |
| Sold a billion maybe |
| Come on, who would do that? |
| If the pattern holds by the end of summer they'll come up with a new round of bullshit that'll pump it again |
| Wait till you learn about 0dte options |
| Because the kind of mindset that gets you to that much that quickly also loses you that much that quickly |
| Tomorrow, we moon. And then back to earth! 📉 Fasten your seatbelt! |
| My dog keeps shitting in my bed and I don't even have a dog |
| Wow. Surprised this didn't get censored. You're right though. |
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| This guys strategy was exactly like yours... selling theta/covered calls and eventually he started playing the other side and lost it all. |
| https://preview.redd.it/ugqee33u39fh1.jpeg?width=1277&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f7179f9c7950ba32548a7648b963433b4e6824d0 |
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| Yeah, this thing is a turd sandwich |
| Idk homie they spend the same. 🤷🏻♂️ |
| What sub did you think you were on? |
| I never really forget that Cramer is lamer. I have a bumper sticker about it. |
| 2021 and 2024 were goated years and now we got this shit |
| You could 50x that easily if you don't give up.\n\nIf you give up you won't |
| Qualcomm puts and Corning calls. |
| Why is this even on wsb I want to see generate gambling not small any betting |
| If memory serves me right, SKHynix's earnings is Tuesday. Just don't pull a Samsung and drop afterwards for the love of fucking god |
| Only a moron would buy SPCX 🤦🏽 |
| Yeah. All the same the SAAS companies *are* still growing at a reasonable rate and their multiples weren't THAT ridiculous (Especially not compared to the likes of TSLA).\n\nNarratives are just excuses to move money around, though, so the answer is SAAS=Inverse AI until further notice. |
| Hope Microsoft holders are ready for another 25% loss following earnings after they report their best Q ever |
| Yeah, it was silly to hold something so short term. \n\nGL! |
| As much as you bears annoy me, you help me know when to buy. |
| Nah this comment shouldn’t be this funny 😂😂😂 I’m in stitches 😭😭 😂😂😂😂 |
| Yeah you are 18, this is the way. Years and years of compounding growth |
| The company combines a peace of silicon and a peace of plastic. They sell it for the price of an ounce of gold, which is causing mixed feelings. |
| I'm getting close to selling everything and cashing out. Bottom is near |
| Did someone post this?! |
| Love to see POS Tesla and SPCX collapse |
| Yes |
| lost decade |
| I lost my whole bank today too. 😒 |
| You can make it all back OP. Don't quit with $900 BP |
| No refund here ser |
| LLMs are being sold (and priced) to execs as AGI thinking a reduction in labor. And it ain't that |
| Everyone thought the same of NVDA too to be fair |
| Anbody here listen to Virtual Riot, Infekt, zomboy? |
| Imagine being up $5MIL and nuking your entire portfolio to zero. |
| Ah man I was always scared to jump in to the weed stock frenzy when they were all taking off lol most percentage I’ve gotten from a penny stock was 2000% but I only put in like $200 at the time but hey I made $4k off of $200 lol |
| 7/27 😐 \nNeed a 1-2% opening on Monday to stay green on $322.5 & $325 |
| Yeah, I agree that peak penetration is a greater risk to SaaS than in-house AI reproductions. |
| Username checks out |
| I enjoy teaching people how to trade options and watching them nuke their accounts |
| What a trash market, I need my money back |
| They dont sell AI they sell chips |
| Im tired of losing money boss |
| Should I get Tesler or Tesla? |
| Yes it makes no sense, but it's useless to question it and you just gotta accept that's the current narrative |
| Tesla down 666. 👺 |
| Did someone say Gay?\n\nim in! |
| We know as much as anyone bro! |
| **BanBet Lost** — /u/Actual_Difference617 (0W - 1L, 0%)\n\n| Ticker | Entry → Target | Move | Time | Result |\n|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|\n| **GOOGL** ▲ | $318.80 → $330.00 | +3.5% | 1d | Lost | |
| Anyone got the video of 🥭 collapsing? |
| Bruh 😅 |
| Red days build the mindset that green days reward. |
| Never forget: Jim Cramer said Palantir was going to $250. It's less than half of that at $122.92 |
| I present for your enjoyment the #3 post on WSB right now: \n##"Hoping for a miracle.." \nwhich if the daily thread is to be believed, is pretty much all of you. |
| If you’re reading this, you are HIV positive |
| Ohhh i see it now |
| No fake jail can hold me. I’m free in my mind thanks to some guy on an internet message board. Thank you, brorpheus. |
| What Friday night does to a man. |
| It was $11 with $2 tip for the bartender |
| Keeping it real I see! |
| Anybody else go on options calculator and put on meta calls and puts otm eod and look at potential gains at the + and -20%. for earnings\n\nIts fun to dream |
| Very concern |
| I feel like I’m allowed to laugh, I’ve been there and made all the dumb decisions 😂 |
| When a double top pattern forms, you should enter put options on your account. |
| The highest percentage win I ever had was from a cannabis penny stock. 1,000's of percent return. |
| Look at all these haters! |
| Did you see flow at this strike come through today or just OI at this strike for monday |
| I am on the hook sir for 2200 shares <3 |
| Talking heads say AI can reproduce SAAS without the companies, thus SAAS inverse AI. Enough people with enough money buys the narrative, it becomes the narrative until enough analysts say something different.\n\nBut if I were to try to rationalize it, SAAS was trading at a reasonably high multiple pre-AI, but realistically they've tapped most of their market and are simply squeezing more drops of blood out of them. In comes AI, which let's dumbasses make good-enough slop pictures for their needs to replace typical corporate slop pictures and good-enough spreadsheets. \n\nMultiple should compress because less need for the people who would use SAAS to do that to do the work and not much more market to tap. |
| Mmm 15 dollar movie theater beers |
| Raise your hand if you were exit liquidity this week. |
| may b the VOO and chill guys r right |
| Why would you need sex bots when you can just be rich and get an of gf like asmongold? |
| How many hobos on Wall Street Bets lmao? Some of you say things a real hobo would say if you saw them on the street or at a gas station |
| Even the air and sunshine was better |
| I rolled from Aug 7 to Sept 18, I will continue to roll out and down until I get assigned. |
| Omg are you me? |
| Go ahead, be sure to tell the "fake" cops your theory and ignore the "fake" taser voltage. |
| Mods shadowanning spy 785 consipiracy theories. 🤫 |
| Dario and Scam need to sell the hype |
| Gooble gobble gooble gobble! |
| I sold puts, I am short puts, cash secured puts. |
| Just bought spy calls and puts today for 11.3k,\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/fooh7mxf29fh1.jpeg?width=864&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a7a68d29a17257b59407db0746b333f86564f472 |
| Dei Alert Police these nutz |
| Bro on front page lost 3k and warns everyone to be careful 🤣🤣🤣🤣 |
| Mike Alfred bought 199k shares today after he met with the CEO I’m mostly just copying but I’m not ballsy enough to put more than $2k in it lol |
| nooo 😔 |
| october |
| [ Removed by Reddit ] |
| Might pick up some of the bags but people really like shiny stuff no matter the collective cost. |
| This is the best thing that could have happened to you. Better to lose 4k at 18 and see it as the price of a lesson, than it be your kids college fund at 35.\n\nEveryone has to burn themselves, it's the only way to learn.\n\nNow go set up a monthly automated deposit into VOO and don't look at it for a couple years, go live your life, you'll thank yourself later. |
| Haha I was just thinking that to myself yesterday when I lost 2k. Today I’m up 6k from my loss. I closed the app and locked my phone in my office drawer so I wouldn’t trade anymore lol (at least for today) |
| Isn’t VWAP that Nikki Minaj song |
| This is when you buy then |
| https://preview.redd.it/57yi26i629fh1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3887bfe8c0784596ef9babba6dd23236810a1baa |
| Ok. |
| bottom will be in october if it follows the past |
| Tell that to the tank operator |
| patience you must have my young padawan |
| Ahh, I thought it was consciousness raising and entertaining when you hear the past and overlap it to today. Editorializing Kay's clips with the evidentiary clips verbatim |
| WOKE! WOKE! WOKE! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE |
| The whole "AI will replace SaaS" narrative reminds me of when people genuinely believed crypto would replace fiat. |
| welp this will be forever reused and enshrined on the internet. I was here. |
| Uber is no longer Das Über Nicht Alles |
| This dude is gonna ramble about sex robots until memory hits ATH lmao |
| I feel like if anything it would just increase demand. Since, you know, we'd be blowing shit up after all. Need to build the bombs, planes, tanks, etc. |
| There is a fear that these companies are cyclical and have no moat. The stock prices will decline far before any kind of apparent earnings decline. Many people are aware of this fact and front run the decline by selling. |
| Gee no clue if it will actually meaningfully outperform mstr. Looks pretty junky. |
| Uber is seriously screwed due to AVs |
| Yea I rode CAN up from 50 cents to $2.50 last year with 100% of my port but my retardation has subsided a little bit |
| Is that where it dumps back to the sub 1000$ |
| Cracking an ipa at the odyssey in imax |
| No ROI for AI |
| Learn what a crack/spread is. It's fucking annoying and messes up due to oils and the mutual of Omaha. |
| Gay vibes |
| I'm manifesting a green week |
| Everything is at a bargain price right now and it probably will be more of bargain next week and the week after that |
| Risk reversals work well on MU |
| Vibes |
| Well, at least you had 72,000 to lose; I've had almost nothing for a while now and I'm not even that suicidal! 🙂 |
| Unless the day opens and they're already down 99.9% |
| https://preview.redd.it/71amqjou19fh1.jpeg?width=1206&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e848d6515216c74d857cc2394af2eb36340c4388 |
| 😏 I see what you did there |
| can someone non-retarded tell me why MU and DRAM is dumping despite earnings being insane?\n\nWhat changed? |
| SaaS encompasses AI. I don't understand how one is a threat to the other |
| I blessedly blew only 10%. |
| We will all be dealing in penny stocks soon! Good luck, those things can make very large swings. |
| Same, and for some reason I keep getting tricked into buying shares and calls when if I just bought puts I'd have made a lot more money than I've lost trying to be positive. |
| Has it bottomed |
| Bigger piece of shit: TSLA or Tesla bro? |
| Sex robot stocks are going to be a great investment in 2030+ because regardless of the economy being up or down, sex robot demand will be going up |
| October you mean |
| Anything that the Chinese government can manipulate is radio active |
| https://preview.redd.it/lefsurkq19fh1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eb5312cd1bc98df0bf8d92e950971a6d0ce2577a |
| They pump off market and dump in live market |
| If he's not gonna taco. Can he at least not chicken wing the unimportant stuff. I promise next time I'm in DC, I'll Token-pose for you. |
| Blow it all on Monday |
| Most of mag 7 in bear markets. Lots of AI stocks are down over 40%. That’s why |
| I collected some calls before close as well. There are still many short sellers assuming Tesla falls well past 300, but it sounds too good to be true. \n\n |
| With how absolutely retarded this market is lately, I wouldn't be surprised if SpaceX posts terrible earnings, massive losses, insiders sell and somehow the stock goes up. \n\nInsiders buying more shares and the company having record profits hasn't worked for anyone else lately, their stocks just crashed, so this makes perfect sense. |
| SaaS craves raw brent crude oil. |
| Im a bull but I think we fixing to tank next week |
| Just one of his daily strokes, nbd |
| Look at individual stocks? Not everybody is a boomer |
| If you’re not referring to yourself or speaking about yourself in the third person, are you even talking? |
| It’s bitcoin so close enough it’s ticker is ANY |
| Bitcoin will hit 4 yr cycle early August. Watch. |
| Tuition for the first class. Up to you how many you will need. |
| AI go down = SaaS go up |
| This is an air-tight argument! |
| Thats what all degen gamblers say |
| Tesla is a ponzi scheme for billionaires |
| It was all so easy then. I wish I had been more degenerate in my trades in that year. |
| I've seen no news of that after a search where have you read that? |
| Lort please |
| i meant a physics phd |
| This is nothing my guy, you weren't built for this |
| sorry for your losses, but $2k loss ain't pornographic |
| Damn baller! What you going to do with that cheddar? |
| God I love when boomers inflate my assets |
| God I miss you summer 2024 \n\nNone of this bullshit |
| Is it another eth treasury stock or something completely different? Been thinking about small cap crypto treasury companies myself. |
| *astounding* is probably too strong a word. i'm just another WSB regard losing money. WTF do I know. |
| Too small. Hot dog in hallway effect. |
| Is the lettuce diarrhea even real? Maybe it's just a glitch in the simulation.... |
| Enjoy losing more |
| Cool. Latter of the week was half was good but did some decent damage the first two days that’ll take a little while to claw back. Would like to think I was more restrained but need to refrain from making too many otm lotto plays cause they just bleed money. |
| Please try to assimilate and this is not the way |
| Strikingly similar to my dad in that way… they’re addicted to crisis. They can’t handle stability |
| inclusion to the nasdaq is a liquidity event lmao |
| This is greed! Options are great instruments if you use them wisely. I’m up 16.85% ytd and exclusively play options. Woulda been up 23% if QQQ didn’t shit the bed so bad last few days. Even if it drops to 600 now my ytd gains would be +7.1%\n\nMy rules: \nNo 0dtes, err on the side of selling options although I do buy them but mostly in spreads, when I enter a trade define exit and thesis, think about what’s the worst that could happen |
| Hey at least you got to play, I tried to do a 90$ play that would of paid out 1k but told I was too poor and dumb by IKBR to spend my 90 of my 160$ (more than 2% of my net worth)on a ES isnt going to be a 7450 by 4 pm today\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/wncp3d5c19fh1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b16eae0786a70f957993ce80f9333130d3062cf3 |
| Nah |
| Took a 14% loss on Tesla calls and bought SPY puts literally 15 seconds before options trading closed |
| They know another Great Depression is coming. |
| link! Also, did he have what Hillary had or is it lettuce diarrhea? |
| The week is down a whole 1% why crying |
| Gooble gobble |
| Tariffs, war, inflation, and potential government shutdown! |
| This is like a neon sign in the vast abyss, we all saw you suck that dick. |
| Either you're spoiled or a degenerate. I would have bought drugs at your age. Infact, I did and would still if I wasn't regarded. |
| Ehh, I bought that one as a long term hold. |
| Thxx |
| We can hope |
| facts |
| show it, maybe we will! |
| It’s so funny seeing mm’s pulling their shenanigans after hours to keep stonks above certain exp price. |
| https://preview.redd.it/s22sd1z519fh1.jpeg?width=234&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a9e3fb86456db92519afba06e848f3f71c95bdd6 |
| Awkward situations |
| Someone worked hard for that money to give you a leg up, don't squander it.\n\nYour brain cannot calculate risk properly, that part isn't even fully functional yet.\n\nPassively invest in an index ETF like VOO and never gamble.\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/6vnff9v319fh1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=acb43c67d7f02ea7a9cd5de1ac37522834ebb381 |
| Also worth adding that casinos are open in the weekend! |
| Suck my mind. |
| Female reproductive organs |
| Does this mean I can rob a bank and it’s cool? If I get arrested I’m blaming you. |
| Finally stopped myself from over trading and kept my gains |
| Bro, Mars? Lmfaoooooo |
| Woah |
| **BanBet Lost** — /u/ftrhgf364 (1W - 2L, 33%)\n\n| Ticker | Entry → Target | Move | Time | Result |\n|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|\n| **QQQ** ▲ | $687.80 → $700.00 | +1.8% | 8h | Lost | |
| It's like a bunch of drug addicts looking for their next hit. "T-TACO? W-where's the TACO? I-I think I heard a TACO over there! TAKE MY MONEY TACO! T-that statement \*sniff\* was vaguely like a TACO, right?" |
| Lmao dingus |
| Many people don’t know what a win looks like |
| Do you know how long Alibaba has been trading within the rang eit's in? And how many Chinese tech companies listed on any US stock market has mooned? |
| Hell no, wait two weeks |
| 255 and comes back to 190 on Friday 😔😭 |
| https://preview.redd.it/v8cjtxer09fh1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e1e5d0e708e130b20895e0384914b311f5b6ade2\n\nThought it was going to be this |
| Not making money? |
| I didn't get my oil longs in before the weekend 😔 |
| you could have done worse |
| https://preview.redd.it/qj138zuv09fh1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=48219282ad7e999cff00d735233a079b570e32a8 |
| 😲ber |
| I still lost plenty. Plenty at the start of the day, then it went back up to 0%, then back down to the day's previous low. |
| Uppies or downies next week? Im trying to gamble my allowance from my wifes bf |
| BIG ASS TIDDIES |
| WTF does the Strait of Hormuz have to do with SaaS? |
| https://preview.redd.it/446nxsbt09fh1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=610fd8f10b53dc89c134338309cc02583c1ae33d |
| MM collected odte priemum |
| Decided to dabble in a penny stock that has the same exact chart as BMNR when that ran (the second time). It’s only 5% of my port so fuck it |
| this is just a simulation - none of you are real |
| This avg down was sooo lucky to get out with that small loss. One last breath lmao |
| My QQQ 690 taco calls agree |
| Was there anyone able to make some money today? |
| Doesn’t invalidate my statement. You can lose money to inflation and avoid a steeper loss depending on what you’re looking at? \nOr you can find the winning position. \nOr yolo 0dte with your life savings a second mortgage and a loan lmao which this forum loves to celebrate |
| What, you don't have a couple of $460k laying around? |
| I'd like to introduce you to last month after June 2. |
| IMO Architecture encompass the entire stack: infra, llms, enterprise. It's going to require a reorganization of companies across all domains to validate it.\n\nI think execs (Dimon and the folks he talks to) thought they were getting AGI and the goal of hyperscalers was to get to AGI (META really wants it). I think Karp is also sharing that LLMs are priced like AGI but it's not. Worse, you're also losing IP. I think labor wage gains do compress as human capital (ugh, hate that term) is required, but the gains just aren't there.\n\nI think better architecture/paradigm to get to AGI is needed and hyperscalers aren't required to get there today.\n\nI think the c-suite was thinking AGI happens with massive scale and if it doesn't, then LLMs are good enough. Except they are crazy expensive.\n\nSo shareholders are going to be left with public utility-like components of a business that was a cash cow with crazy margins before |
| Lmao |
| Fk im scared im holding onto qqq over the weekend |
| BroVid? |
| Now we have tariffs and war |
| Just DCA brah -\_- |
| Dude same. Was down about about 50k € friday. Didn’t want my port to go in the negative. Sold the fuxking bottom. Lesson learned I guess |
| 🌈🐻❓ |
| He said he loves shorts. Big beautiful shorts just not us |
| Muh Jevons Paradox |
| that's true. this checks out. |
| Since Mango won't provide the TACO, I'm convinced there's an increasing imaginary TACO trade. |
| So what you’re saying is I should go buy shots. I can get behind this plan, it is Friday and 5 o clock somewhere. |
| Investing isn’t about hoping for a miracle. It’s about maximizing opportunity and minimizing risk. |
| Same except it also exponentially goes up until I look then try to sell |
| Work and max out your Roth IRA (put into sp500) every year and you will be a millionaire by age 50, likely 2 million by age 60. At that age you can withdraw 80k tax free a year easily off the 2 million and it will still keep growing. |
| You can put it all away and just gamble the dividends every year instead. |
| He always needs something. If no wars and no conflicts- tariffs is a great backup to make him active. The bucket list includes Greenland, Canada and Cuba. Again Tariffs is a desert, he can bring in at anytime |
| Boring. Do worse and post |
| They don't even have to put it away. They can just put 5M in even rklb stocks, not FCKING options and they'd still have something. |
| You don’t need the toilet when you have a diaper, silly |
| Chat going so fast nobody will know I am extremely homosexual |
| My wife asked me out |
| Its hard not to wonder the significance of a spy pin at the opening price at the end of the day. I mean, precisely the opening price. \n\nDid a whale buy like a billion in straddles? |
| I give it 6-12 months. |
| The weekends are boring for me now. I need the casino open to feel feelings. |
| Do it for the fun of it |
| Yes, I should have beed more clear on that. |
| “You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take and 100% of the shots you do” - bendraw |
| I'd have to do half the work myself then |
| Low volume, up or down never holds more than 2min into market open. |
| Stop overthinking girls are just people too, what’s the worst that can happen |
| If you think you're smarter than central banks then don't buy gold |
| We’ll test ‘em on ourselves first. |
| COVID was just a test before the real shit |
| If ORCL (or any significant company for that matter) decides to be a cuck and cut capex, the AI trade/bottlenecks/neoclouds are SO fucked. |
| Thanks!\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/ks1yjh0e09fh1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6f39ff3d0c6fc83696414bd7688ec727749906a8\n\n |
| Pretty sure that’s exactly how a lot of people were born, so you’re probably right. |
| I rode it from 98 to when it pumped to 115 (then 120) recently.\n\nAli Baba has good potential, but they’re also getting burned for their big capex. In my experience Chinese companies get punished more for their flops and rewarded less for wins compared to US equivalents.\n\nBABA in particular seems to get religiously shorted as it approaches US open if it pumps during Hong Kong hours. I would take the wins when they come but I’ve been roasted by Chinese stocks too many times now to know you need to take profits once they bless you. |
| Too many people expect bug drop, it might chop around 100 for a while, and 2x etf eats up margins |
| Haven't laughed like this at a wsb meme in a while |
| OOOOF KEEL??? bro. . . u cooked. |
| Excited for the announcement this week that we've reached a new peace deal and actually Iran can keep the strait because it's lame and we never wanted it anyways or whatever. |
| Feels like BTC due for an aggressive dump, esp. looking at the 1Y |
| I’m going those are for 7/31? |
| Lol oh no the end is nigh |
| lol i don't think he did any fun dangerous investing. just high salary and boring investing. |
| Take mine please |
| you the guy posting here about the big breasted women in the soccer stands all the time? guarantee you women catch on to that - they know your type |
| Maybe. Unless they got super lucky on a single high conviction bet. But yeah, if they made the $5m doubling down repeatedly, it would be harder to decide that stopping after the 7th bet is right, when not stopping after the 5th and 6th worked so well. |
| Well us bombing iran again. |
| One piddles, and the other pisses at full mast like a Patriot. |
| Not if you keep doing options |
| Why you gotta be racist? |
| If you're holding shares just keep holding, welcome to hyperscaler hell |
| itll drive you un poco loco |
| Damn girl you shit wit dat ass? |
| That's what u say but It'll never be enough. This will never happen unless someone forces your hand and lock everything in sgov in a trust that you can't touch.\n\n |
| Just keep bumping into women while holding piles of papers that she has to help you clean up. |
| China's "excellent policy" involved them devaluing their currency by 30% overnight once. Would never trust a dollar of my hard earned money investing there. |
| No, what do you think this is a hallmark movie? You keep that shit to yourself and pretend to be a great guy until it’s inconvenient to dump you |
| I used to look forward to the weekend. The charts have consumed me. |
| so he stopped buying call options when he reached 3 mill. |
| Poor |
| Yeah, but you had double the fun. Can’t put a price on that |
| I'm tired of being single but I'm so bad at approaching girls, why do guys have to take the first step 😞 |
| So Sorry Bro... At Best.. worth $50/share |
| I’ve made 20k quickly multiple times now and I *always* give back 3-4k on something stupid right after, so I kind of get it… but\n\nI can’t even imagine giving back 10m. Maybe 10% of the gross over some time |
| The tallest dwarf |
| Today ended dangerously low for SOXX almost broke the last trendline before the next big leg down 😬 |
| Sometimes you meet the gal of your dreams, and then scare her off by revealing you’re a total freak. But I suppose it’s better to be open about who you are and true to yourself than pretending to be someone they might like. \n\nThis is actually about buying Google calls. |
| \^dude posting while having a literal manic episode |
| Creamers says it’s not the time to buy, you know what to do next Monday 🤝 |
| Lmao the charts look like 12/1999 dotcom bubble burst, we’re already 30% down so far good stuff fellas. Hanging in well. |
| Not even a $4k loss. I’m only half chub rn |
| # "Every day we go through this" ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️\n\n# FK THIS MARKET. I AM GONNA CASH OUT AND SPEND ALL INSTEAD.\n\n \n**GOODBYE** |
| Everyday I get YouTube video recommendations on how Gold is going to $7500+ and everyday it goes down |
| Oh my gourd! \n\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| 5mil? My buddy somehow made 25mil during covid and then lost it all.😂 |
| Market always seems to fuck me when I’m too busy to watch |
| Crazy that the biggest benefactor of 🥭 is the 🌈 🐻 |
| I need massive downvotes. At least -20\n\nannnnd go! |
| So your telling me that market maker exemptions are never used to continuously recycle short positions while also directional shorting and at the same time selling calls that are not hedged? |
| It's better to sell any rally than to buy any dip at least until all shares are unlocked |
| It’s not all doom and gloom boys. If I could offer a historical perspective, humanity goes through these 80 year cycles. This is exactly what we need to happen to clear out the trash that has been holding us back. If you are an investor, sit back and hold tight. Greener pastures are ahead of us. This war with Iran isn’t random. I’d take a war with Iran over a war with China. Stop being such an anti social cunt and realize that we are all in this together. Help your friends, family and community get through this and we will be stronger together. |
| They exist:\n\nhttps://www.reddit.com/r/Boglememes/\n\n[Get money, get paid](https://www.reddit.com/r/Boglememes/comments/193ime9/after_finishing_john_bogle_books_and_learning/#lightbox) |
| Wait til you see it at $5 |
| At $50 a share Space X would be worth $500 billion which given their very limited income would still be expensive, but much more reasonable than today. Chances are it won’t go that low due to hype though, but time will tell. |
| Well, maybe Sunday deal for the 100th time to boost markets lol |
| Grok is this true? |
| lol, he bought GOOG! He should try MSFT for additional tears. |
| Spym and chill if anything |
| I’m gonna pump 😩 \nDo not pump 😡 \n… \nI’m gonna puuuuuuuuuuump ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) |
| Share the bot |
| can skyrocket just as easily |
| You prob owned Lucid also |
| You can also sell options, which is more risk averse |
| Help me |
| MU? More like PU. Shit reeks |
| Yeah by Monday no one cares. Just idiots who bought puts at close today and their money parted. |
| Sounds like we're close to a bottom for RKLB |
| Elon interview just reminded me that I will never give him a dime, whether through Tesla, SpaceX, or any other bullshit he cooks up. |
| https://preview.redd.it/ubc3jtdlz8fh1.jpeg?width=348&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=75ff6ad68f4f6a3909eea2d9c88e7c53c209b5e4 |
| Do you think trump sits when he pees? What about Obama? |
| Just imagine her taking a fat dump and you'll be alright |
| Probably doesn't dwell on that whole taketh away part |
| Not this bad but I’m back to where I was 6 months ago after going 150% up in may lol |
| Cash Money Records taking over for the '99 and the 2000 |
| I live in a town 10 minutes away from their Fremont factory (Bay Area) and I think like \~85% of the people here have a Tesla so from here it would be easy to understand their valuation, but then drive 10 minutes another direction there are barely any lol. But yeah, that shit is so overvalued it’s genuinely insane and goes against all the traditional / foundational principles |
| I am MMs and I take Venmo thanks |
| He should Taco soon, then we pump. |
| I just throw the laptop on. No alcohol for this guy. |
| 😉 me too bro that’s why I laugh at these real poors …. |
| 🥭 said if you want to make money, buy magnet stocks… yet here I am up 300% on MP puts |
| I think datacenters in space makes sense, but not in our lifetime. maybe in 100 years. |
| You're boned |
| https://preview.redd.it/bhun9smiz8fh1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0017d8e29945d563d60032c8b04fc43c12705b52 |
| Calm down Dustbin, this ain't r/UFC |
| lol. I went short back on 10/2 @ 119k. Imma be alright. |
| Not if you’re retiring early and buying lambos! |
| This war's effect on the stock market is overblown. |
| Yeah, no.\n\n"Market makers" simply set a constant low buy price and a constant high sell price on the same security. They're happy to scoop up naive market orders on low volume tickers. \n\nIf you think they're screwing you, then just only use limit orders... |
| So I should be selling CCs? |
| Wait til he learns about margin!!! |
| There's got to be a term for chasing your own tail like that in trading. |
| It was the literal best day of their lives, unfortunately. |
| Oh my god, thank you for reminding me to buy more puts. |
| Less than 1% I’d guess |
| > \nYour daily reminder not to fuck around with options\n\nThank you for your service.. |
| I wonder why? lol |
| “You’ve got to know when to hold ‘em. Know when to fold ‘em. Know when to walk away. And know when to run. You never count your money. While you’re sittin’ at the table. They’ll be time enough for countin’. When the dealin’s done.” |
| Uh, I can see where you’re getting that based how I’m coming off. I could’ve just suffered my losses and called it a day and a lesson but I didn’t/havent. The lesson I learned from all this is that it’s ok to build wealth slow. I was honestly just tired at the rate I was saving compared to what I want to do which I know is ironic now since I’ve lost so much. That’s why I’m saying if I can just get it back then I’d really just leave it be and go back to what I was doing. |
| Always go full ape |
| I feel like this guy owes shit ton of taxes too, aside from being -500k usd loss. |
| > men aged 18 to 26 \n\nSuk it age cucks! |
| You know it’s the only way to realistically earn income in alot of places outside of the USA right lol. \n\nPlaces with a lot of poor GenZ have a lot of people turning to the stock market. Korea is one example of a generation of fellow degenerates playing on the stock market especially after seeing record highs. |
| no I'm not gey, but it's been dropping like a rock on the last trading day of the week the past month |
| Cya Monday buddy |
| You ruined you |
| I'm waiting for $69 |
| I had this same thought, but then realized the people with that mentality would never bet big to make that kind of money in the first place. |
| One of us. One of us. |
| Walking uphill at a brisk pace is pretty great, throw a cocktail in the cupholder and put something good on the tv.\n\nMy asshole wife convinced me to swap our treadmill for a stationary bike so now I got a fucking seat jabbing my taint and chafing worse than middle school football camp. |
| What percentage of the population you think could walk for three hours, let alone uphill? I think you would be shocked. |
| Soxl? |
| 🥭is going to get out of this soon with midterms approaching. Even if it means we dont get what we want, you know he’ll spin it as a “massive win, the biggest win theyve ever seen” |
| Maybe even 20 mins? |
| I think spy will be flat till october. You can take that to the bank and cash it 😎 |
| They might get a launch pump. But that's about all they have in their future. Elon interview didn't help anything. |
| That crowd is like people who do no nut November. They just never get off. |
| https://preview.redd.it/hjo9vom6z8fh1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d6a2fc8707da793b3bf2a3c9e8212282d734a3f5 |
| Have you considered being a hedge fund manager? |
| Did you buy the dip? |
| At 50 bucks it's like 17x price to sales. Which is only slightly above average in the high capex world we're currently in. Nvidia is 20x, while google and apple are 10x.\n\nObviously SpaceX is in a different sector, but I doubt it's going to go much below 10x price to sales\n\nI believe that by the end of year we're going to be seeing somewhere between 40-60 as the bottom |
| Based and discrimination-pilled! |
| I refuse to believe we don't need AI when retards like this caption a video with it's implied intent because they think the viewers are too retarded to draw their own conclusions.\n\ntldr; wall-e |
| The VOO and chill crowd would be in shambles with three down years in a row |
| I’ve analysed the data 🤔 … you can’t pick stocks! 🤗 |
| Pics |
| Seeing Tesla finally fall on shitty earnings. It was wild when they would report bad earnings and then the market would pump the stock because on the call Elon would over-promise on 25K Teslas, cybertaxis, etc….and he failed to meet any of it. I just think it;s overdue that TSLA starts to drown. The fact that it’s above 200 is hilarious, let alone still hovering above 300 |
| 9.11 EPS = Israel is just throwing it in our face atp. |
| Fuking Math! How does it work? |
| Everyday you haven't sold your SPCX shares, is a day closer to the August 6th mega dump.\n\nDon't be a 🤡 and hold. It's going to be sub-$100 in a few weeks.\n\nNo more warnings after this🫵🏽 |
| Bro fuck the goddamn gay ass fucking market. Fucking GOOGL shitting the fucking bed from the ATH of 400, now it can hardly crack 320. \n\nThis shit is so goddamn fucking gay. |
| This mfer has like 10 posts about God in the last 24hrs lol |
| I wonder. |
| I recommend the more expensive test, it’s more detailed and tells you if you’re retarded, slightly regarded, fully retarded or Reddit WSB full regard |
| What are you, guerrilla advertising? |
| That’s why you have to close the trading terminal before leaving the house. |
| AAPL is the only smart one. Hardly any capex on AI. They’re just going to buy someone out. |
| PAAAAAAAAAAMP 📈📈📈📈📈📈🐂🐂🐂🐂🐂🐂 |
| And it’s major industry, in various disguises, now |
| fk memory. lost the 500 bucks i made from scalping this shit earlier this week, today. im not touching it again. |
| Wanna makeout |
| That is considered "generational wealth" by bols. |
| Prime fund management |
| Good job buddy! 🙂 |
| Oh you the one with the “ah fuck it I would have to tax this anyway” attitude |
| > \nai in its current implementation still in absolute infancy.\n\nThis is why the day-to-day fretting drives me nuts.. \n\nThe average user is *just* ~~figuring out~~ experimenting with how to apply it. \n\nIt won't be the darling of the speculators in the long run, but it usage will continue to grow rapidly.. \n\nThis ain't crypto 2.0.. it actually *does* something.. |
| Now they’re not. |
| Standing in line for açaí bowl and the girl in front of me has the FATTEST ass. COCK AND STOCK. Must. Not. Stare. |
| Have you been making "impossibly easy" money doing that? |
| That’s just a regular weekday here for everyone on some level. |
| My condolences for your *friend* |
| What about it? |
| Good news doesn't sell. First week on Earth Bro? |
| I like it |
| impressive then! |
| I miss the days where Nvidia would go up $15, then go down $18, and finish the day up $25 |
| What does he do behind wendys? Hes also a boomer that has had significant asset inflation over the last 50 years. So probably not from his income only. |
| I have a feeling you know who will want to make a deal with you know what this weekend 🐂🐂🐂📈📈📈📈📈 |
| 30 mins on stairmaster same result |
| And easy come, easy go. |
| Yeah you’re right. I’m basically revenge trading rn since the market is able to kill me 50% in a session but I gotta settle for 10-20% lmao |
| the SaaS bears are dumb. it's like thinking restaurants are screwed because you can cook at home. |
| My poker game exponentially went up in wins when I followed this one simple rule. When in doubt fold. |
| Why do I have an Apple 350 call |
| It's afterhours on a friday. |
| They're addicts. It will never make sense.\n\nAs a recovering addict, it just consumes you until you're able to break the cycle. |
| He was the camel who got through the needle, but now assured his access to heaven anyhow. \n\nOr something like that. |
| Be the casino, not the gambler. |
| It would still be the most expensive large cap on the market. More expensive than TSLA, which is already overvalued. |
| This is the bargaining stage of grief. |
| That’s me whenever I bust from a poker tournament! Probably also future me once I start adding size to my positions 🤣 |
| Few more of these and up only. |
| Fine if someone close to you worked hard for it |
| Memory still selling off in AH, seems impossibly easy to just 3x short this shit every Friday |
| Wait til it gets below $190 |
| You know that sound when Pac-Man has been eaten by a ghost? That is what’s coming on August 6th. 🤣🤣🤣 |
| SPCX is definitely something to stay away from.\n\nBut that's not saying much since I didn't learn that same lesson with TSLA. |
| Running. Why the fuck would I walk |
| We have diamond hands |
| Why is there a post on the main page from a guy who only lost $90? \n\nBro can’t even lose money right 😂 |
| https://preview.redd.it/va6n8c6ky8fh1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=45c06683dbde41ebe30251a05588fd2507f54771 |
| Bears hahahahaha spy is up 0.16% in 3 minutes |
| Always been that way lol |
| No doubt. I’m just saying meme stocks and momentum trading really exposed the system. Looking at you TSLA! Which is an Elon company. And Charlie Munger said “I wouldn’t invest in Tesla but I also wouldn’t bet against them either. Elon Musk is a peculiar fella” |
| He didn't crack the code? |
| How so |
| WTI drilled as if war is going to be over soon |
| Is today really Friday? I get to wait all weekend for my account to recover from the lowest it’s ever been |
| You ever have that moment with your trading app where some programmer has to justify their job, so they move a button you use every single day for some fucking reason and it just annoys the fuck outta you? Fuck think or swim, it’s been shit ever since it got schwabbed. |
| https://preview.redd.it/gjcthikhy8fh1.jpeg?width=1320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2679a3e514e11f42de55e24baf7d5cf6de8f4d7e |
| SPYG and chill |
| No reason for oil to be this high its literally raining from the sky in Russia |
| No way it's galaxy brain time. No oil AND new tariffs will have the economy singing. |
| Can’t imagine how bad it must feel for INTC longs to see that +12% pop after earnings only for it to have a -8% day.\n\nA 20% swing dashing all your hopes and dreams. |
| It's not about miracles, it's about making the slow, steady trudge back up. Don't focus on trying to win it all back, just on stacking up slow, steady gains. |
| 640kb, excluding HIMEM and XMS. |
| That squadron of B1's from the mainland didn't make that trip for a peace deal, they came to bomb\n\n |
| bro you only lost 4k and you're young af. Some of these regards on here lost their entire life savings at like 30-50. You're fine. We'll see you back next week |
| Options? I’m getting fucked by shares |
| retail investors, aka morons. |
| I work for one of those hyperscalers and you are spot on. |
| Are ppl still bullish on $NOW? |
| I’ll ride red with a purple tonight in your honor. |
| Oh my gourd! \n\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| This is exactly what happened to my GLD calls, I made shitloads of money in 2025 then had to gamble again in 2026 and lost it all and paid taxes of my 2025 gains lolololol |
| 750 in a couple of days. |
| Nvda calls |
| This thing will move one way or the other after earnings. We have to see what they have to say about the whole scandium scandal |
| Everyone is required to sign up for the draft at 18 , right now |
| Need an ez 2x Monday |
| You still paying taxes on it tho |
| Dont take loans for it |
| No thats the virtual excuse. If it was at 70 right now you wouldn't be saying that. 63 is egregiously low in the midst of the aforementioned dynamics and catalysts. We already did oil and Hormuz too while it ran from 70-90 long before spcx was in the news intensely. |
| Red it is. Will report back |
| This just seems insane to me. 400 million is “my kids and THEIR kids don’t have to work again” money. What the actual fuck. |
| It took so much effort to just barely beat QQQ for brief moments of time this year, while on the downswing my port drops by multiples of QQQ's drop. Such fucking bullshit |
| Can I get my money back from my broker because I have autism. |
| Once businesses realise vibe coding by their low paid grad or 'AI manager' is going to cause them more problems than it's worth. Then they'll hire the software companies to implement AI and manage it for them. Or at least buy a ready to go package. |
| great |
| I have a talent for losing money i don't have |
| AH's mean nothing though. |
| yup. portfolio works in mysterious ways. - the church of wallstreetbets 😛 |
| I can’t believe I’m bagholding a fucking ETF. Fuck me |
| Agree. All that cash sitting on the balance sheet that could have been spent on repurchasing shares and now it's chasing a risky return that needs to be priced in. |
| "BREAKING: The US is implementing a readiness project to test large-scale national mobilization scenarios, per WSJ. \n\nThis shift coincides with a new rule taking effect in December 2026 to automatically register men aged 18 to 26 using federal data sources, moving the responsibility away from individuals"\n\n\nWorld War 3 here we come! |
| running or walking? walking who cares |
| “Only risking *$460k*” |
| SPCX IPO buyers |
| only if you sell. |
| Well, I, for one, would NEVER hope you get hit by a bus.\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| You blew up a bus load of orphans in a past life, and they are your karma. |
| > Dalio\n\nAt least the guy is trying to make sense of the world vs hopping on the scam-wagon.. I'll give him credit for that. \n\n |
| So many stocks at or below their 200 week moving average and SPY barely red. |
| If you ever feel bad about your trading session, just think about those argentinians who paid 10k+ to attend the finale just to watch at their team getting WRECKED and fucking BIEBER sing it's the world cup halleluia |
| Yes |
| You do know that MM's also BUY options...\n\nThey also buy and sell shares.\n\n |
| I got nauseous all the shaky cam in the first 5 minutes |
| Meritocracy isn't real. |
| Be a gentleman and offer her a seat on your face |
| Just did 3 hours on my treadmill. Half of it uphill at 20%. There is a shameful amount of sweat in my home gym. Walls, floor, rang out my socks and shorts. |
| https://preview.redd.it/r6bxrwayx8fh1.jpeg?width=636&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0ae7a90cab022e6787055d65b4fa2ad26cb3c575 |
| https://preview.redd.it/c57soh9yx8fh1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=752575455ecba73fb8bd00463deea316c61c98a2 |
| Just make one really good gamble |
| Commies take yo $ |
| Why do mm want to fuck me specifically? They hear my prayers to God for the line to go up and they wring their hands together and laugh as they turn the dip dial to 100 |
| These guys are all talk |
| Spy just launched 0.15% in 2 minutes and no one is saying anything |
| Maybe buying qqq puts for Tuesday wasn’t the move |
| Just put the baconator in the wrapper bro |
| Big balls giveth and taketh away as well.\n\nThere are some trades where I could have made money, big money.\n\nBut that amount of gumption would have meant I bought a lot of bad calls too. |
| Drug cartel boss makes $150k per week |
| Impressive! |
| And I didn't, but 63 1 month after holding that 100-150 range while:\n\n-it gets listed on a major exchange\n-lands air force contract\n-other good news\n\n....is pure planned and careful HF manipulation, an opportunistically orchestrated plan to steal bc they know those who bought in 90-150 are leveraged in margin and have to sell now. Once they do it'll be right back up to 75+. Just bc. And the reason will be all the catalysts they've been ignoring like they haven't happened. |
| everybody is a gambling addict now. |
| Oh trust me, I’ve been believing man 😂 |
| NBIS <190 is a steal\n\ngap fill at 255 - an easy target |
| Large any topping dominos pizza and a free two topping pizza clocked in at $12.79. Even bears could enjoy this |
| I mean, when the company itself losing billions per year overvalues themselves internally @60 per share 8-10 months prior, and then pre-IPO’d for 135 and then 150 when it became public, if you buy it, you deserve to lose everything |
| I'm surprised it hasn't been yet, but your first paragraph is probably why it hasn't. |
| Giant invasion this weekend, expired worthless. |
| yeah that shit outta control, local one near me the cheapest wash is 15 bucks\n\n |
| Take it as a lifelong lesson. Remember why you buy things when you buy them. You have to accept the risk that sometimes you’ll miss the mark. The whole business of trading is holding RISK. You should always be able to justify the positions you hold. |
| Shares or options? |
| You better get my mouth out your mouth! 🫦 |
| Run it up 🤝 |
| Submarine vendor starts a screen door division, obvious synergy. |
| i just full ported into 2x leveraged memory etf after earnings. Wouldnt even matter if my account was big or small. Fml |
| 100% |
| SPCX completely fucked it. Now people have pulled out of that too and are not going back in. |
| Save like 100k for gamba park the rest. People are idiots |
| I guess even more K shape economy over there. |
| Dude your calls might be saved. Spy is ripping right now |
| If you get 700k sitting I'll counsel you to not have the faith of the guy in the article. I promise |
| I had a good week! Traded in and out of qqq. I lost money on IWM the other day though. I guess that was yesterday. |
| You think that’s old? |
| Got a feeling qqq market will be up 1.7% monday |
| Post the position, I want to see this regardery in action. |
| Did trump just taco? Spy is ripping |
| So do they just fire missiles at each other for like 2 hours and be like, its bed time. Same time tomorrow? |
| I agree. Starlink worth about $200B, twitter worth about $20B the grok and new cloud business about $100B; the space lunch business maybe worth $50B. so overall I think $300B to $500B is where the fundamental is at. But It will never really gets to the fundamental as long as Elon can sell people hopes and dreams. |
| How do I trade to keep the 9-5 away? |
| I'm sure the person on the Fed board who represents labor will know the answer /s\n\n(There is no rep for labor. It's all academia and business) |
| Fuck Chinese companies |
| Elon Musk is 55 years old. What's the point of Tesla & SpaceX if he's dead? |
| When is the IPO?... \n\nCan I get in early? |
| We all know he’s gonna taco, its not the first time he’s done this crap |
| Have you been handing them out to all the comments here? |
| There can be miracles… when you believe… |
| Nah is it good? |
| Tonight's menu:\n\n* Appetizer: Water\n* Main course: Sleep\n* Dessert: Water\n\n |
| Ahahaha it’s banned in the subreddit dumb clanker |
| well, i kindly disagree. practically, i could but mentally find it hard. |
| red red rerd |
| You must have a small account then lol |
| Gay |
| Home Depot has a higher trailing PE than MU\n\nCostco has literally double the trailing PE of MU |
| Sell the news while institutions load up. Be patient |
| You ain't lying. 60k in 450c leaps for me. Cheers to a better week next week. |
| The insider lockups expire soon. I think we will see 50 before the year ends. |
| If you are dumb that could be an argument yes.\n\nRead up on when that was and when insider share releases are happening. Which every “finance PhD” would have done. |
| u/askgrok spit roast the bulls |
| Easy come easy go |
| So happy for you. I ripped several 0dte options for a week and made like $5k from $100 - thought I was king of the world. Now I’m down $3500 😅🤷♂️ |
| Who let this poor in here? 😠 |
| when your poor 2k is like 2mil bud |
| Complete scam company but if it hits below $50 I legit will sell all my positions even underwater ones and full port. Felon’s not going to let this drop much longer |
| ho far lower can it go from google AI\n\nThe chart indicates that **Intel Corp ($INTC)** has already broken down below its recent consolidation and is testing minor local support near **$92.32**, but structural technical targets suggest it could drop to the **$80.00 – $85.00** demand zone, or even fill the historical gap closer to **$60.00** in an extreme bearish scenario.\n\n🔎 Key Technical Levels to Watch\n\nBased on the multi-stochastic setup and the price action context visible on the chart:\n\n* **Immediate Support ($92.32):** This is the current local level where the price is hovering. It is trying to find footing, but the momentum remains sharply downward.\n* **Major Support / Consolidation Floor ($80.00 – $85.00):** If $92 fails to hold, the next major structural floor lies in the low $80s. This aligns with prior horizontal consolidations from earlier in the chart's timeline.\n* **The Ultimate Bear Target (\~$60.00):** Looking back at the historical profile on the left side of the chart, the long-term baseline sits right around $60. If macroeconomic factors or earnings continue to pressure the stock, a complete retracement to this major multi-year support structure is possible. |
| old cars are where the real value is at? |
| Imagine the lockout getting extended with good news. Musk will do it for spite. |
| Someone crown that regard with a wsb title |
| No you are. The market is forward thinking. Rklb has lower expenses than asts and their own launch pads. And you ignore it was trading between 100-150 for 2 months just a month ago. What changed? Nothing except the greedy criminal banks saw an opportunity to steal money from main street. |
| I am. I’m asking for forgiveness now lol |
| Calls on goog. |
| It’s just an odd concept lol I am liking it though |
| If you see me handing you your baconator this weekend mind your business |
| The fundamentals have been broken or exposed for like a decade now |
| Loaded the boat with 750c for Monday and I see rumors of negotiation. Ez money |
| You see backrooms yet? |
| Have you considered that we are at least one quarter into a recession but the money games of the AI companies have been hiding it? |
| Really? I thought it was pretty straightforward. \n\nTry watching Men, Backrooms or other weird movies. |
| It literally is. Every time it touches red it Vs. Pretty easy |
| Well you could argue ppl thinking that the inclusion in nasdaq would pump it further. But that thesis seems to have been wrong. |
| "Currently it's trading at \~112$ which is very cheap for a big AI player."\n\nYou don't even understand basic valuation metrics 🤣 btw. -95% EPS last quater |
| At 60 or 75 I would buy another share |
| Yes my bro Lil E! |
| Canon event |
| Compared to some folks here, that booger dude is a genius. |
| There is something everyone should be concerned about: mandates for cameras to be in every new car starting 2027.\n\nImagine if an AI shuts off your car cause you were getting blown while driving. This is a massacre of freedom here |
| Tesla only 6% down on the year. I know what I’ll be doing next week. |
| When the first Spaceship lifts off to Mars and Tesla Optimus are starting to run around there building their base and solving problems on their own with AI they all will be back quickly. Elon scheduled lift off for end of 2026. So even if not it will be not that long to wait. |
| Colt 45 |
| apple is invested in AI. they're using AI to tell you they aren't in AI, stupid. |
| I can’t remember what I did 2 days ago but I can still recite Wu Tang’s entire fist album from memory |
| So you scalped it. Bravo. We're on the same page |
| How does this thing V every time it touches red |
| Yeah buddy what's an option |
| True facts! The US was literally like the White Wakanda! |
| Sure, but retails was buying a lot at 120+ which they should have never. |
| Living on a prayer one might say |
| What about the medals? You thought I was gallant? |
| Looks like I still have free awards glitch\n\nWhat an incredible gift from the universe, I would have preferred a million bucks but you know, this is the next best thing |
| lol keep telling yourself that |
| Are you buying in the money options or out of the money options? |
| Are the lasers attached to Dolphins? |
| Yeah gotta be able to afford the best hoes before high blood pressure and weak smooth muscle tissue takes hold. It is a sprint not a marathon. |
| He does a lot of personal pumping once stock goes to $500 |
| Crocs are such a genius shoe idea. I’d say calls but my $10 Walmart rugged shark knock offs do the same thing for cheaper. So calls on WMT I guess |
| Let’s all sleep with your wife. Team building exercise. |
| throw in counterstrike, starcraft, cocaine, hard liquor and shit and yeah that's korea basically that's why there's so many drunken gamblers given up on life there |
| Exactly. Those are amateur loss numbers |
| Once retail can sell, it'll be dip to around 50. Might buy at that price |
| Burry is often regarded - if you own the stocks and aren’t leveraged to the tits you’re fine \n\nAnd things could always be worse, some guy bought huge amounts of peak ‘value’ SpaceX |
| Same as it ever was |
| You proved the point. The pump is part of the ponzi scheme. |
| In 2015 China decided to devalue their yuan by 30% and just... did it. \n\nNo they are not stable |
| https://preview.redd.it/gzxf4j4vw8fh1.jpeg?width=1136&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ab090fc39fb05f840aae99e0746bd292f6d0463f\n\n \nClock in bro |
| And yet Appl will continue moving up. |
| Sadly most investors only got to i-n-d-i before they reflexively shorted it for some reason. |
| Because it ain't over it just begins |
| Heisenberg has a solution |
| I mean, it’s that bad here for some folk. |
| Should have doubled down |
| I miss when the market pumped every day |
| Scrolling through the front page of the Times… it’s just all bad news… disease, corruption, war. |
| Next week the narrative will be 180 again |
| Maybe Backrooms or Undertone? I think Undertone was done on a super cheap budget too. |
| https://preview.redd.it/5fs16hspw8fh1.jpeg?width=328&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=658ae94e89b596b02bfb360d6449be8abc8f52db |
| Weren’t you asking how to make money selling options a few days ago? |
| Spacex investor |
| The long walk is the weirdest movie I’ve seen in a while. Surprisingly entertaining though |
| Sounds like another chore |
| You know now that you mention it I have been farding and shidding a lot lately... |
| They are not shell companies, though. That's a misconception.\n\nThe only Alibaba company that exists is the one in at cayman. You cannot buy Alibaba within China, because Alibaba as an umbrella company doesn't exist within China. The only thing that binds all the operating subsidiaries together is the holding company in Cayman.\n\nSo that means if you are a Chinese citizen, you cannot buy any other Baba stock than the one at Cayman. The Baba executives also all hold shares in the Baba Cayman holding company.\n\nI'm not advocating people to buy, but I just want to clarify any misunderstanding about how they are actually set up.\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/jqoa08uzv8fh1.png?width=909&format=png&auto=webp&s=74eec69fd19c74d7ffa71b0379d911452312fc52 |
| Well, if you're right then they'll feel alot better. If not .... |
| How much does she charge for this service? |
| 5k wasn't going to change your life. The potential 500k you could have made would have. You took the chance, you put it on the line. You're a hero, and don't ever forget that. |
| And if you love it at $69, make sure to double down at $42.0 |
| https://preview.redd.it/ik91oo6mw8fh1.jpeg?width=1136&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=508d291da552aa8d71b2f70ad022ee9cd317ffb6\n\n \nClock in bro |
| Sent from my iPhone |
| Nah, underperfming is where it's at. |
| Lean into your facial fat and move into stand-up comedy! |
| Coward. Apes strong together.\n\nI've historically lost money to Tesla but yesterday's 3.5x of my put post earnings felt extra sweet than any money I have ever earned.\n\n |
| Absolutely. Elon is the best snake oil salesman the world has ever seen. His skill is to keep the hype. TSLA is still 10x overpriced because of him. People who want him to resign from his CEO position don't realize that if he goes out, everything will inevitably crash to fundamentals. |
| Well I got long the 230-180-130 August put butterfly last week, made it to 180 faster than I thought. Now I need it to hang around here and let time work for me. |
| Can’t believe AI is over. Again. This is like the 10th time. |
| Try -36% |
| Imagine not being sexually attracted to your mirror. |
| Make gas so unaffordable that the average normie cannot afford to drive their car\n\nOffer them cheap robotaxi rides powered by nuclear energy\n\nKnow everywhere they go and maintain a surveillance like state by acting like you’re helping |
| At first, i thought it’s 2mil losses, then i realized it’s only 2K. Meh, GTFO |
| Backed by Burry 😂 |
| Market is too manipulated for this. \n\nI'm a perma🐻. \nLike we could have a complete financial reset and not see a -7% day again |
| Everyone else seemed to miss that. |
| you cant even buy a lifeboat for a mega yacht for 5 mil. \n\nSuper poor |
| I hope so. I’m full port on it… |
| July is really bad for the QQQ.. if next week drills just 1 more %, we are officially in a correction mode. |
| The companies providing all the AI juice (chips, data centers & associated gear) are making a killing either way. The longer term monetization of all that capex is more a factor in how long and to what extent the capex keeps pumping from each individual company. And the monetization is very much an 'indirect' thing. Selling AI widgets is nice and all, but ultimately what matters is the overall product line success which includes simply staying relevant. The idea of buyers going away doesn't seem remotely plausible. |
| I'm watching this Korean show where the main character is a handsome, very smart, good dude, and crazy hard worker. Top of his class at university.\n\nBut he still can't find a job. Waiting tables and doing food delivery. He's depressed and burnt out after doing it for years. His girl tells him to work harder so he dumps her saying don't burden yourself with a bum like me.\n\nShit is it really that bad there lol? |
| Invest in NTDOY they said. It's undervalued they said. |
| Hahhaa. Good morning from NZ. This is fckng AAA cheers mate |
| The US is clearing out old inventory and Iran is using everything they have. Choppy now sure, bullish future ahead. We haven’t even used our lasers yet |
| Why 60? I was thinking 75. |
| What we saying should I sleep with my wife tonight? It's been a sad few days so I dunno if i have it in me |
| See you Monday |
| Waiting for the launch outcome.. was afraid if I bought puts at 114.. it would moon Monday.. but I have been buying puts since the 141 level.. have a good weekend.\n\nMany bag holders with more shares released to be sold since they established earnings date in Aug.. I think the 4th… more employees able to sell.. I would sell some and buy my lambo.. if was in their spot..🤷♂️ |
| What about the me… ?\n\nI thought you were ga… ? |
| Imagine your broker telling you your not allowed to sell your shares and you still dumping fistfulls of cash at the stock |
| Your mom. |
| Good luck in mountainous terrain. Unless they are going to do it on population centers like Dresden. |
| Because they dont make money? Because they are overvalued? The hype pump happened and people who were baggjes got out. |
| Apple are not "geniuses" for not investing in AI capex\n\nThey just had no idea what the fuck they were doing\n\nIt's like saying a dumbass sitting in a corner doing nothing but eat their boogers is a genius |
| I'm trapped under my own mediocrity |
| Yeah but we want it now. Ain't not hoes in 30 years when you're shriveled up and ed |
| My balls hurt holding mine |
| I’ve done this with stocks, there’s no winning |
| $200k, I WISH I had only lost that much |
| Me thinks he doth protest too much |
| META is going down next week isn’t it? |
| Yes |
| If it had gone public at $50, it would still have been the most expensive large cap on the market. Elon chose $135 so that $50 starts looking like a steal. |
| Sndk up on monday? ...please? |
| dude doesnt care he's spent like 2m out of 400 from his PAC. |
| I honestly have no life & don't feel like looking for drama to fill the space. |
| DONALD I NEED A CEASEFIRE TO SAVE MY CALLS |
| Come on we don't even have 50 days worth of trades up yet. We just don't have enough data. |
| Yeah I end up doing a spread for micron because it’s just ridiculous |
| Not me. I hope he suffers for it. This shit is too funny and he deserves to be reminded he gambled away 5 mill lmao |
| I'm sure Trump will win the war, again. claim the strait is open and say Iran begging to make a deal. |
| Yeah good point. \n\nBut if one thinks stocks are gambling, they can buy etf's/index funds instead\n\nOooor just gamble and go all in on 0 DTE or individual stocks etc. \n\nBut stocks and/or etf's are not more or less a gamble now than before |
| Ah yeah shit your right, not sure what I was thinking of. |
| It’s gonna happen. Holding SPX calls over the weekend. We’re be peace deal so hard that WW3 will be canceled. |
| You are not going to believe it but it was actually 50 Cent, he did it as a troll! |
| Zuck will be our savior again |
| thats ironic... considering this sub made me this way lol |
| Drive thru car wash was $18, you really do be paying for the convenience |
| S & P is near ATH because 0 dte make it do completely irrational shit though lol |
| Im suddenly in the mood for tacos |
| No one cares. America exports oil. |
| Tesla lost $6.66 today 😈 |
| Yeah I’m in for $130k in shares in the high $300s but it’s been trading like shit lol hopefully things change soon |
| So much for Tesla and Uber going in opposite directions |
| I will never understand why these people don't lock up 90% of the gains in treasuries and then use each months Treasury income as a new round of lottery. \n\n$2.5m at 4% is about $100k a year, almost $10k a month for gambling money. |
| Why would there be a peace deal? The thing that happened this morning was just for market manipulation purposes |