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| OPEN UP THE STRAIT OF HORMUZ |
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| i’ve been training my whole life for this |
| mango corn salsa for your taco |
| In 3 months? |
| If you close your app and don’t see the red, that means it isn’t happening. |
| ULTA to 560 tonight |
| You absolutely don’t want to know. |
| Being a bull for the next couple weeks means you’re betting against oil. Oil and ES are just inverting each other. No point. |
| Weird that you overlooked the part where he fucks kids. |
| even the bot can spot em LMAO |
| Stop falling for the fake pump… they are selling intovit |
| Spy has been flat 6 months straight what the actual fuck |
| Jpow catching strays again. SMH |
| if 2 tankers cost 1.3% so what could made 5 sinked tankers |
| Ok, SPY 700 tomorrow guaranteed. |
| Glad my port got *excursioned* yesterday, by the looks of it this must've been the worst movement on spy I've seen since I've started gambling 3 months ago. |
| why did Powell do this? |
| maybe shes born with it, maybe its… |
| rekt |
| "Supreme Commander! \nYour command has been heard. \nThe [\#Leviathan](https://x.com/hashtag/Leviathan?src=hashtag_click) and [\#Karis](https://x.com/hashtag/Karis?src=hashtag_click) fields, alongside dozens of other new targets, are also within the scope of our targets. \nWith every additional mistake by the enemy, other fronts against him will be opened." \num |
| this shit is going to fly straight to 669 isn't it |
| Bro this guy is unreal. Starts a war in iran and then blames powell. just wow |
| PT for Onds? |
| i dont speak broke |
| Donnie boy moving the goal post from war is over to it will be over soon lmaoooo dementia kicking in |
| Mangoes and corn duh. |
| Two of the main US motives for entering this illegal war: \n1. To mess with China because Iran has been supplying them cheap oil inspite of sanctions imposed on Iran. \n2. To control a large percentage of the supply of oil around the globe, by which to protect the US dollar status as the world default currency because all payments for crude oil are made in dollars, from which it derives it's high value. \nIf China manages to usurp the role of world currency then the US dollar loses it's status and the huge national debt bankrupts the USA. |
| yes paper hands are selling and diamond hands are buying whats the problem? \n\nsome people have different expectations and might need liquidity more than anything right now |
| I have a 450/550 call spread January 2027 |
| im into MU too but careful with IV crush and theta, if it goes back to 370 due to the conflict you could be cooked |
| Stonks only go down but I bought some NOW calls because my port was looking a little too gay |
| My $CVNA puts are stronger than the US Navy |
| What are the odds the floor of my iron condor from 2 weeks ago is 668 exp tomorrow. It feels targeted af |
| which is funny considering we didn't beat Hanoi |
| Looks like the market is just in a steady decline with little baby Vs in between for foreseeable future |
| Bols are still expecting SPY 700 next week LMAO |
| Admiral*, but yes, we all know Trump and Bessent have a well thought out plan on all this. 4D Battleship they’re playing now. |
| Operation Equity Failure |
| 🥭 - potus\n🌽 - digital money that’s bullshit |
| Oil experts? 🥭 just decided to throw out a war in the single tightest choke point in the world that a global commodity that the whole world is dependent on.\n\nIt’s not rocket surgery |
| Corn and fruit futures |
| remembering the difference between red and green is very very hard |
| 2 years. Should print |
| The what? |
| Please be wrong 😭 |
| And 4 years ago when gas prices last shot up, EVs became super in demand and it led to the infamous “dealer markup” on basically every model. Some were as much as $15k.\n\n“Wanna pay less for fuel? Fuck you! You pay me!” |
| Wham |
| >bulls celebrating\n\n>look at the chart\n\n\n-1.24% |
| Covid was supposed to be 15 days. |
| Everyone saying we won and it’s over because we fucked up their Air Force and Navy are either 11 years old or have been in a coma for 20 years. \n\nLike come the fuck on |
| Treasury shorting oil to suppress prices |
| Dum bols were promised a pump 3000 years ago |
| Everyone ready for mass unemployment? Cracks are forming. |
| What does 🥭🌽 mean??? |
| Escort ladies? |
| absolutely but good luck timing it |
| The Fake News Media says the war in Iran is a "disaster" - WRONG! I’ve just declared TOTAL VICTORY. It was the fastest, most beautiful win in history. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED! 🚀🇮🇷📉 THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER - 🥭 |
| This intraday SPY chart is the most disgusting thing i’ve ever seen |
| The plan is to post the loss, duh |
| Ur about to get liquidated |
| best time to invest |
| DIY \~ [https://www.reddit.com/r/regularcarreviews/comments/18dwu6q/honda\_odyssey\_body\_on\_tesla\_model\_s\_plaid\_chassis/](https://www.reddit.com/r/regularcarreviews/comments/18dwu6q/honda_odyssey_body_on_tesla_model_s_plaid_chassis/) |
| Nah, he’s bearish now lol. Hell has frozen over. |
| What’s this meme? Have seen that same phrase couple of times already today |
| Ouch |
| 4Runners drink an astronomically stupid amount of gas. I got better mileage in my 1993 V6 Camry than the *brand new* 4Runner hybrid gets. |
| Please Donnie deploy the George droids with all the patriot niggah missiles we have on stock |
| Dont you love it that, whenever the market is at some make or break point someone from either US or Israel admin makes random comments saying stuff but not giving any factual information?\n\nBibi; Iran is not the same Iran anymore. \n\nThats it, thats the comment. |
| Hold up this limp dick might be about to do something |
| Is that why every prius driver is the worst driver ive ever met? too many of the common dumbass masses got one? |
| It was coming along with those oil ships… |
| Lmfao absolutely not |
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| Nanananaaa nanananaaa hey hey hey good bye bearssss 😂🐻🖕😂🐻📈📈📈📈 |
| I have 2 year leaps on AMZN... June 26... I'm fucked aren't I? |
| LETS GOOO INTEREST RATE CUT |
| Try getting an RMA on a bad flashdrive under warranty. Go ahead I will wait. |
| she’s a beauty queen |
| The good news is we're flattening the top end of the K |
| could be Monday the point still stands no matter when it jumps bears will be spamming here how the market is rigged |
| Bessent shorting oil again |
| Market is rigged by the. All evidence is suppressed. All forms of media to expose this fraud is owned by the. Most banned content on the internet. Stop getting farmed. Don’t listen to the bots or fake posts about profiting. Selling you a fake dream to take all your hard earned cash |
| Bend over and I'll pump your calls |
| I’m just stocking more |
| Time to go back crying to mommy |
| He said this morning that the US should "go all Hanoi" on Iran. |
| Leaks from before this kicked off say no. |
| Don't sell your self short, you might get lucky and match with a Russian romance scam AI. |
| Heh. As soon as military possible is the 12th of never. Navy knows better than to sail into the shooting gallery. |
| He went on a rant earlier about using the full might of our military or some shit |
| I know he was talking about taking out irans infrastructure this morning. Talking about ruining their country |
| it would baffle generals of the last 3 millennia\n\nwhy a country destroys another in war, yet its people worry like ghey bears\n\nwar is not Bullish\n\nWINNING IS\n\n |
| Bols chill |
| Since when did everyone becomes oil experts. As someone who worked in the industry, there is so much horseshit being spouted |
| TILT: PLEASE DO NOT SHAKE THE MACHINE |
| I’m not wrong, the market is wrong 😡 |
| SPY will not jump tomorrow. |
| Clever girl |
| HODL |
| He didn't conquer Venezuala. He kidnapped Maduro, bombed some places and stole some oil tankers. The US has no control over Venezuala and Maduros party is still in power. |
| If that was the promised pump, we dont want it. Crash or Rise, no midway pls. |
| Bols screaming pump, wtf are they looking at lmao |
| Just open the keystone pipeline. Problem solved. |
| This sucks. I can see why private equity is trying to dodge the gambling factor. |
| Okay is that good? |
| Who is going to want to hold this garbage overnight? \n\nThere should be a yuge selloff at the end, but it won't happen. |
| **Ban Bet Created:** **/u/DickiesDippinDicks** bet **ADBE** goes from **270.25** to **260.0** before **12-Mar-2026 06:25 PM EDT**\n\nTheir record is 1 wins and 4 losses.\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| !banbet ADBE 260 3h |
| I have almost never seen someone with a positive in this |
| Yea... what gives? |
| Ha- I got lucky and used it about 8yrs ago and found a younger wife, that lasted a good three years. Haven't been on since. |
| His blitzkrieg did not go well |
| 🥭: Pls Iranians. Pls die over trying to salvage my massive fuck up. Pls bro |
| Then it gave it all back, can’t trade short dated options with this movement |
| Regards are tired of this market VIX is only up 9% for day like this, what a meme |
| I guess I'm revenge trading tomorrow LMAO |
| It was 12 years and when we left ISIS almost destroyed everything we did |
| BAM thats a hanging man see you at 665 jane |
| Dunno. Is it? I'm not retarded enough to use that shit broker. |
| Random +2% gamma squeeze on spy coming in the next few days, huh? |
| Bro it’s coming right back down at 330. Trust. Your 50 cent pump will evaporate. |
| Banning onlyfans |
| The biggest problem with the Lightning is the charging performance. It only charges at 150KW, and it has a giant battery. Otherwise it is great because it is almost the same as a regular F150. \n \nI almost bought one last year, but the terrible charging makes it horrible for road trips. Plus they had to put the stupid fucking light bar on the front and back, that looks absolutely terrible. Rivian is the only car that can pull it off and make it look premium, every other car with that crap looks atrocious. |
| Powell probably rethinks the emergency actions of 2020 every day now. |
| Iran is not Venezuela\n\nI’ll just leave this here |
| Hurry, someone go fetch hegseth out of the bar and get him to do an emergency rah rah speech |
| How exactly will they escort these ships? Follow up question, are you stupid? |
| I don’t know why we don’t have more PHEVs and why Honda is adamant about not making them. \n\nI rented an EV for a 160 mile round trip a few months ago. Total pain in the ass. Had to stop to charge three times- twice to make the trip with greater than 10% at the end and once to refill it for the rental company. Even factoring out the rental that’s still an insane amount of charging for what would be about 4.5 gallons of gas in my ICE car. I’ll never go full EV after that, which sucks because 90% of my driving is under 30 miles in the city. PHEV would solve that but I haven’t seen a compelling one yet. |
| Only reason market hasn't tanked is because we're all expecting a taco |
| you're joking but telling the truth. apple already sells itself as premium in Brazil, an Iphone costs 2k in here. |
| Most limp dicked pump ive seen |
| port at even more ath\n\nthis trend will literally never end |
| V or Pee? |
| General Bessent the expert in naval strategy |
| some people here weren't even born when the Iraq war started |
| Bulls try to hide their cope by saying bullshit like "it would be funny if...". Shut yo dumbass up! |
| Took 10% loss on those 0dte calls I’ll try again tomorrow… |
| Like last term or? Cause his first action this time was illegally raising taxes on all Americans except top .01% over a year ago lol |
| My Palantir calls did ok today, everything else was dogshit |
| Well, yes, I agree, but I'm also talking about the character of the price action\n\nThis action is deeply inorganic and is not an actual expression of price discovery |
| "And i am very sorry if i offended. That's wrong to do. I simply wanted to remind people what could happen. NOT WHAT I WANT TO HAPPEN. I protested then to that solution. it was horrendous. I apologize if anyone thought i favored that solution"\n\n--- Jim Cramer \n\n\nAnyone know what Cramer is talking about? |
| >WTI above 96\n\n>bUy tHe DiP |
| "This is what a market bottom looks like" was sure a call like two weeks ago. |
| thought i was going to keep myself out of it, but has anyone else noticed how one day is up and one down? |
| Yup. |
| that was half a year ago, hindsight is 20/20 |
| PAMP EEEETTTT |
| I used to think like that about social media, but it keeps getting worse. |
| You think iran not exporting its oil is going to hurt the US economy more than its own? Half their income comes from oil and gas. Wow that will really show them...\n\n |
 Iran War: U.S. Navy will escort vessels through Strait of Hormuz as soon as 'militarily possible,' Bessent tells Sky News The Strait of Hormuz has been effectively closed to shipping because of the war against Iran by the U.S. and Israel. www.cnbc.com |
| Tom “The Fat Cuck” Lee? |
| its cuz he doesnt even understand what the federal funds rate is, he thinks it's based on like how credit worthy the US is, like a person applying for a loan. |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/NativePlant870 made a bet that PYPL would go to 55.0 within **2 weeks** when it was 44.881 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 4 wins and 13 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| Made quite a bit on MU calls. |
| Remember when they told us Iraq was going to take no longer than 6 months, and we ended up staying for 8 years... Pepperidge Farm remembers |
| Cute day tho bears hahahahha |
| It costs less than $50 a barrel in West Texas to produce. Every producer from Saudi’s to Venezuela to Texas are selling futures into morons right now. |
| Isn’t hood 3:45 now? |
| It would be very funny if the market drilled after hours again |
| Should be worse. |
| Market is totally busted, too much winning, we can't take anymore, make the winning stop. |
| BYE BEARS 🐻🖕😂 |
| Bruh SPY just went up .15% 😂 |
| AAPL kinda poppin a bit. |
| Is tom lee still going on about spy 800 by EOD? |
| COME ON SPY U KNOW U WANT TO END AT 672 |
| "WE CAN CREATE CONDITIONS FOR REGIME CHANGE BUT IT IS UP TO IRAN'S PEOPLE TO TAKE TO THE STREETS" \nfuck off[](https://x.com/DeItaone/status/2032175277975978156) |
| I doubt he knows enough about the military to be micromanaging anything. |
| PUMP!!!!! 672 incoming |
| China's strategic oil reserve in 2016 was 400 million barrels (Same amount the US holds in **2026**) and they've been stockpiling ever since, because it was obvious something like this will happen. Additionally renewables and battery tech has boomed there in comparison to the west.\n\nIt's not the end times, no duh, but it's easy to see that they're better prepared than the USA by far. You're drinking some real good koolaid there buddy. |
| Apple, save us. |
| Wat a world.. People glued to the screen waiting for a tweet of a demented pedo billionaire hoping it makes some money. |
| SEE YOU AT THE TOP |
| fuck it we ball |
| u are true hero, i'll take your money then |
| Oil chill!!! |
| not trading options and only holding stocks is cheating and cowardly. |
| It *should* be absolutely tanking. Probably should’ve happened already. \n\nHowever, I just cannot ignore the fact that 🍊 only cares about the market and will let (or demand) it be manipulated with impunity.\n\nAlso, just the fact that every reasonable retail investor (or person) knows that it should logically go down and is probably buying puts.\n\nWhich is why I expect the opposite will happen tomorrow. \n\nHolding my 675 calls that expire tomorrow.\n\nI trade under the assumption that big money wants to liquidate me and the easiest way for them to do so is watch me fall into momentum and sentiment traps. |
| pump to save my calls?? |
| Trump was better when he was just rounding up illegals and talking shit to politicians. Way to fuck things up dude. |
| well if ur dad says so we better contact youtube |
| It's a ticking bomb |
| Mmm K. |
| I promise to stop saying “holy Toledo” when I bust |
| Ikr, how will we know if says thank you even once?? |
| He threw out the invasion playbook right away. The coastal bases in Iran are still all intact. |
| Should have sold in October fml |
| More like 670 |
| Everyone always says this as an insult, but I’ll tell you one thing.. windows are delicious. |
| 🥭 asking jpow to fix his shit |
| Bought puts and still lost money. Blew all 3 of my free day trades. All set up to loose more tomorrow got the calls now. Yep I definitely belong here cuz this is the only formal option trading training education I've received. Yep I'm truly one. |
| Really, eh? |
| You have a heartworm |
| Lame |
| Msft does better on down days for the index… |
| Love that for us |
| These are the days I love having WMT and COST. |
| Sign up! Tell us after 2 weeks about the process \n\nOr just open up a history book and read some stories |
| down about 8k and didn’t even duck with options this week |
| my dad says the WSJ is liberal government propaganda. \n\nSo I cant read/watch the WSJ |
| The opposite of whatever youre holding |
| This is why I hate puts. Been sapping premium out of them all day |
| [Alphaunderpressure.com](http://Alphaunderpressure.com) : \n \nBumble's fundamentals exhibit clear deterioration and structural risks validating the bearish long-term thesis. Despite a recent stock surge driven by AI feature announcements, core financials reveal severe profitability erosion, negative returns on assets and equity, and declining earnings growth. The balance sheet shows no immediate distress but weak cash flow quality and high short interest signal investor skepticism. Risk disclosures highlight ongoing uncertainties. Valuation remains low but recent price spikes reduce asymmetry. Governance changes are neutral. Overall, the setup is actionable for a bearish long-term position, conditional on sustained fundamental weakness and absence of a durable turnaround.\n\nBear thesis score\n\n**3.35**/ 5 |
| Only on oil |
| Damn mango’s tweets aren’t even moving anymore |
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| Wtf is that |
| not gonna happen, israel and usa did massive damage to Iran by bombing their oil fields. will require a massive reparation. |
| Thoughts on VIX at this point? more chop coming |
| Bols looking around saying "what's the reason?" as they forget to wipe for the 2nd time today. |
| You got some insider information huh? |
| I don’t see it spiking much higher to be honest. This market is a hemroid and I’m just sitting on my hands for now |
| Go on gold, let it go. |
| I'm pretty sure the BMW M5 Touring meets your specs.... oh sorry, under 30k. So you want a poverty car to meet your specs. \n\nTrust me, we all do. |
| Believe it or not, it was definitely not calls |
| Read it wrong my bad |
| https://preview.redd.it/ml5zvpg10oog1.jpeg?width=224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=95ba70d7e9bd110ff5e2f5a77273a3d16ead62f8\n\nWords are meaningless. It’s all a joke lol |
| precious metals taking a heavy beating. |
| it will though and bears will be spamming here how its all rigged |
| Just Theta fucked non-stop today |
| say hello to 660 again my friends |
| This is an idiot... |
| We should be -10% minimum |
| Anal bonus? What’s that? |
| Golf cart swims poorly |
| We need the #1 exporter of potassium rn. All other countries have inferior potassium |
| My brain is saying don’t trade, but my heart keeps saying calls |
| Are there really generals that support this? He has to be micromanaging it. |
| It's going to be fucking hilarious when SPY starts to pump at 3:30 after hood force closes all the 0dte calls |
| I guess we're gay now |
| Banks have money. |
| Im seeing a lot of deleveraging at EoD this week. ... |
| I think netanyahu not speaking english is very rude |
| FAFO |
| 3. Kill kids |
| If you are asking, then it's definitely bottomed... |
| this is but a concept of getting ass fucked |
| Put premiums getting so high I'd rather cash up and buy later than play guess the daily direction |
| EU market is much different than US. EU roads are much smaller, and the cheapest gas in Europe is still more expensive than the most expensive American gas. In addition, EU tends to gatekeep driving much more than the US does from the tests to inspections. I'm only really vaguely familiar with UK stuff though.\n\nMain thing though is that the roads are much smaller, so it pushes a lot of cars buying to the very small side. |
| I would not hold over the weekend. Market will either go up or go down on Monday |
| Lost $1,600 last Thursday, made it all back the past week, lost $1,600 today. LMAO |
| Not today, huh |
| Time to invest? Or too late |
| Why? Oilk has like 1/20th the volume of uso it dont even move good like |
| Yep, I officially regret being a bitch and not buying USO yesterday |
| Scotty Bessent is going to get fired when he gets margin called |
| Yeah instead of oil embargo I'm wondering if that'll be the second catalyst |
| So many serial killers will be made in the final stretch |
| which stock made you guh the most today? For me it was RDDT |
| Ceasefire talks AH would be hilarious for bears |
| 😂 |
| What do u onow |
| shocking its not down more tbh |
| Low interest rates and high oil prices make for a strong inflation combo |
| The important thing is I made money today |
| You people are so regarded. It was so beaten down and earnings aren't as bad as expected, somehow that dumpstre fire of an app still rakes in 200 million a quarter. It did not go 40% up on any ai news |
| 🥭 ‘s 6th grade education just says lower rates makes stocks go up. He doesn’t know what he’s doing, he’s a man who has for his whole life had a golden spoon in his mouth. |
| Just put catastrophe options in the roth ira. |
| Stagflation is back on the menu. |
| I had to check truth social after reading the first few sentences lol |
| SPY wants to go but they're smacking it on the head |
| Pow cut the rates asap, it’s an order . Cortisol level just spiked |
| Bought some JPM 300 calls |
| We’re 4% off of all time high. It’s not too late until it’s 50% |
| It isn't really democracy; choose A or B. |
| Donnie is so out of his element he thought he could conquer Iran in one day like he did with Venezueler lmao. |
| if you doubt for even ONE SECOND that the trading action is fraudulent, pull up the /ES chart and compare last night's overnight action -- trendy, clean, can see the build-up and cool-off of pressure and momentum -- to the RTH action which looks like a fucking seismometer\n\nThe MMs are deliberately yanking price action back and forth as to burn as much option premium as possible. |
| Casting a spell on SPY ..... Retardium Leviosssah! |
| #We had so many days where SPY went from -2% to green and bol thought it was the new normal LMAO🤌 |
| Hate the excursion but why no boots on the ground? Does the US actually want to win this or not? Boots on the ground might lower oil prices |
| there is this wsj series i think its on yt: USA vs China. china wins almost every episode lol |
| Going to be a fraud pump in last 30 min to keep QQQ above 600 |
| Red dildo missiles everywhere |
| MM's never let anything fuckint print during the tradimg hours. They have the ability to flush everyone out and make 10x the amount they normally make. You guys can have fun with this market im out. All i have to say is Watch Out Belowwwwwww |
| MM’s really wasted your guys time today lol |
| credit crisis is a strong possibility |
| Are we stupid? Just collect your farts in a jar and use that to heat your home |
| Qatar is one of the largest exporters of helium but can’t ship bc the strait is gay rn. Guess what sector uses 17% of the world’s helium? That’s right it’s semiconductors like Nvidia. TSMC’s main source is Qatar and prices are mooning which means chip manufacturing is about to get rekt in a few days. Look at shorting SOXL or loading up on SOXS if you want free money. This isn’t financial advice tho. Just invite me over on your yacht next quarter. |
| ""VOTE VANCE 2028 TO END THE WAR IN IRAN" 🤡 |
| Wow saying you will escort ships over and again still works |
| #a lower interest rate dosent fix no oil lmao |
| inb4 watching a US navy vessel up in flames plastered in social media, and the IRGC actually rescuing the survivors |
| Considering how much I short markets, doubt. Timeout for you, into the corner |
| They caused inflation |
| all my stocks are down more than 50% but the SPY is only down 2% |
| So, approximately never. The Navy is parked in the Indian ocean because they know better than to get within reach of artillery, drone swarms and sea drones. |
| All this talk about escorts lately |
| Is it too late to short? |
| We have dreams see TSLA OKLO |
| Algos keeping prices compressed for almost 45 minutes between 6685 and 6690 is magic |
| So that's all were getting today? Come back tomorrow? |
| How should we recover tomorrow and make 500 of it back? |
| Can't believe SPY is closing below 670. Historic day ngl. |
| Arab Oil Embargo\t1973–1974\t~300%–400%\nIranian Revolution\t1979–1980\t>100%\nGulf War\t1990–1991\t~79%\nFinancial Crisis\t2008\tPeak >$145/barrel\nUkraine Invasion\t2022\t>$120/barrel |
| Pumping incoming! |
| we are REKT, thanks for this matter! |
| Down? |
| At least one of you regards has lost big on oil ... own up. |
| Bessent trying not to get margin called right now |
| Why doesn't 🥭 escort ships himself |
| As long as you believe in regardmentals you’re good |
| Bullisht of course |
| For the person who’s selling his 1 share of spy GFY |
| Panic sell it all and go into oil calls. Guaranteed to make money. |
| When Iran sees that rate cut they’ll surely surrender |
| Dang, I’m gonna lose $2,000 today |
| Im so glad that china invested heavily in nuclear, hydro, battery, green tech to diversify thier engery infastructure.\n\nGiven the US has to be the best, we have copied china's Homework and made even better nuclear, hydro, batteries and etc infra investments...... right?\n\n\nright? the US is better in this regard right? |
| They're going to close all our positions at 2:30 on the 0dte's at 667, then start the real momentum, bro plz |
| Green power!!!! |
| Why isn't TOO LATE POWELL dropping interest rates IMMEDIATELY in response to me slamming my WHOLE COCK AND BALLS into this RAT TRAP! |
| This is a whole side thing i'm on because what's the AI race exactly? What are we competing with China for? Are the models doing some thing that we really need them to do? It seems like all the people who initially called this a race were people who owned companies that would benefit if the public suddenly thought it was a threat that China was working on AI too.\n\n"Yeah bro this model is dog shit and can't do any real work but China has a dog shit model too, one more data center. Just one more data center and I promise our model will be less dog shit than China's. What does it do? Oh bro everything, you gotta believe me it's going to do everything and ruin the economy bro." |
| Imagine if the plan was to not announce the plan….. |
| True, even pilot and odyssey could benefit from being hybrids. \n\nToyota has the cleverest implementation of hybrids and AWD. It's not the best in terms of performance but good enough for almost all use cases. |
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| Where is 🥭 tweet to send this fucker flying |
| Feel very lucky that I made a little money today. Very choppy and no big V recovery. |
| Tomorrow SPY jumps 2% and comments here:\n\n"This market is so manipulated wtf" \n\n"We have the war and everything but market is pumping? Tell me again how its not rigged?"\n\n\nI been here a long time. |
| is this real? |
| Hopes and Dreams of the young children who yearn for the mines |
| Let them eat chips |
| It can either go up or down, and it's already went down today, so only way left for tomorrow is up, this is financial advice |
| fartcorn |
| The last jane candle SQUISHED |
| WaR iS bUlliSh! lol |
| I guess we will stay at values since September 2025 for the rest of the year? |
| https://preview.redd.it/n4sy4kngznog1.jpeg?width=1424&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e132759bdf2617d79c631535303fd907d33ce5f0\n\nCan you see me? |
| Do it |
| I actually made money today, only because of Palantir, the rest was dogshit |
| Total bloodbath in publicly-traded private credit. You love to see it |
| When he figures out how to resurrect the old Ayatollah and his whole extended family. |
| Yes. In fact, you should full port calls if you can |
| covid was like -25%, russian invasion was like -20%. both resulted in ATH. just something to think about. |
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| Guaranteed this shit moves 70 points overnight |
| DJT said JPow needs to do an emergency rate cut - this is real |
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| Is the $HIMS short squeeze going to happen? |
| where? donny aint even live rn? |
| What if I don't want to because it hurts my case? |
| oh no this is going to be bad |
| SCHD out of those. Reconstitution later this month looks bullish |
| # [600 you say?](https://imgur.com/f5w5IR0)\n\n# ⌓‿⌓\n\n^(KEEN TOCKY) |
| 401ks |
| Im more scared if is real with nukes than iran tbh |
| Whos buying calls here? Need someone to help me justify my retardem |
| Bought the dip. 🥭’s forever war priced in 😂 |
| absolutely fucking destroyed both ways - i dont think i have EVER seen such a slow, choppy market - fucking awful |
| Yeah if you are buying anything that isnt oil or energy you are exit liquidity |
| not sure hoping mango says something to pump it is a sound strategy bol |
| 200 week EMA is $10 under the April 2025 low btw. This could get nasty if there’s real downward momentum |
| go right ahead, what could go wrong? |
| Mattress |
| Lost $1k on IOVA, ofc I bought the top |
| so depressing, people do this like crazy here and it's wildly entertaining but GENUINELY cannot tell the difference between satire and actual quotes. |
| NVDA\n\nFuck ton of 180 puts and 185 calls expiring tomorrow. MM aint moving this out of the range. |
| hookers |
| Wen 🌮 |
| Ai |
| This is fucking grim |
| lol when is this retard a military commander. |
| Is Mangoon live? |
| The world is ending |
| Annual bonus just hit. Where do I go to park some cash? JPIE? VYM? SCHD? |
| Let’s just dump fr now thanks |
| CMON DRILL ALREADY |
| Mango got JPow on the brain lmaoooooo |
| So funny, my XYZ puts I got after it jumped up now up 50% 😎 |
| yeah everyone did |
| Oh snap my boi wilf |
| One tweet and your position is done for |
| Sour hour |
| Too much red. Tomorrow by default should be green. |
| This is what boring DCA strategy is for |
| whos jane? |
| Well you do have 77 million people who voted for Trump. The only positive is they are being taken to the cleaners. But watching a pig get kicked to death for sport is only so entertaining. |
| We haven't even SEEN index corrections yet. 🐒 |
| You’re the real MVP |
| its ultra priced in, everyone knows that theyre gonna crush earnings, but at 400 it still cheap imo |
| So is it wise to hold longs over the weekend? And if noone is holding long over the weekend, is it wise to hold longs overnight? |
| Janes last stand before we drop. HOLD ON BERS 🐻🧸🏳️🌈 |
| No |
| more money grinding it down and extracting that option premium, then buy it back |
| at tax time you will appreciate having bought OILK instead of USO… |
| Dirty hairy fucking ass |
| Iran War: U.S. Navy will escort vessels through Strait of Hormuz as soon as ‘militarily possible,’ Bessent tells Sky News lololoololol the plan |
| What is even keeping this market up right now? |
| Who is Tehran Terry? |
| Rddt gonna put me in an early grave |
| Este wey, forgot to time it. |
| Calls or nah? |
| Tomorrow is friday the 13th. How fucking cool would it be to have a circuit breaker on F13? |
| This market was already insanely overpriced we were due for a correction |
| https://preview.redd.it/pkdunj9yynog1.png?width=320&format=png&auto=webp&s=d7188f8a2833f5e7c733994ef79efbe82be296c9\n\n |
| only thing bull knows how to do is run towards red |
| I'm surprised he hasn't tried firing Powell over truth social, would be fitting in this timeline |
| That was prior to Blackstone 'profitizing it' into the shitshow it became post-pandemic |
| Such an incompetent admin |
| NAH, SELL IT ALLL |
| Lebanon never catching a break 😭 |
| MU earnings next week and shits going down lol |
| Yea ghey bears! Dance! 💃💃💃🤣 |
| Yes, don't give them any food, or steal their food |
| The one day I don’t buy puts…. Unfucking believable |
| Where did sandisk go |
| PANIC AND SELL EVERYTHING!!! |
| mete las patatas en la bolsa cabrón |
| https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/116216383667242591 |
| Everyone just try to chill and hold this level, please and thank you |
| If only elon could invent a way for people to stop leaving him lmao |
| lollololol gosh we have to be soooo dumb as to not have a plan loololololol |
| MMs just need to dump SPY to 600 already and then buy it all back up for cheap. Easy money |
| I dont see any reason to put money in this market in terms of the broader for like 2-6 years |
| LMAO!!! |
| This market is so fake an ghey |
| Another covid would fix this |
| What do you call a market that's has been flat for 6 months?\n\nZendaya market? |
| Imrica |
| #The fact that America won so quickly and easily in Venezuela fucked us up. If we had struggled there, Iran war wouldn't have happened LMAO🤌 |
| Invest in beans to increase your production of fertilizer |
| If it goes up now, thank me. |
| https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special_military_operation\n\nOver under on when this article gets updated |
| Guys dont panic just sell your calls |
| Yeah, that’s it. Blame J-Pow now, you fucking clown. |
| Public markets: Stay calm, nothing to see here\n\nPrivate markets: Bank run |
| A lot of women use it to make friends |
| Mango sounds fucking pathetic here. |
| #NOT SELLING THE PUTS YOU GONNA OWE ME JANE 🖕 |
| #No dip buyers today. Just more and more dipping. This is exactly like 2022 except it's 10 times worse LMAO🤌 |
| Women |
| *now’s a good time to sell* 🥭 |
| Because Donny was shorting the market to make a quick buck. All these pronouncements were purely to make a quick buck on speculating on which way the stock markets would go. \nThat is the strategy. Don't think he has any interest in how this will affect the USA. |
| oh boy. spy 600 |
| Ted Martini downgraded the financial sector today. Thanks captain obvious where were you two months ago? |
| **"Where is the Federal Reserve Chairman, Jerome “Too Late” Powell, today? He should be dropping Interest Rates, IMMEDIATELY, not waiting for the next meeting!"**\n\nHAHAH LOL |
| market being held together with chewing gum and popsicle sticks |
| found KING REGARD, e'erybody |
| I forgot about this!! Just bought some as well |
| CIRCUIT BREAKER TMR !!!!!!! |
| 650ps looking tasty for next week |
| Are we going to melt upwards AH to kill all the puts |
| Cant even tell if real or not |
| Friday |
| IRGC OFFICIAL SAYS IF OUR ENERGY INFRASTRUCTURES ARE ATTACKED , WE WILL "BURN" THE REGIONS OIL AND GAS INFRASTRUCTURE - STATE MEDIA\n\nStill room for escalation wow[](https://x.com/DeItaone/status/2032172991073698283) |
| Kangaroo market is here |
| Because Obama made a joke. |
| Please, please, Mr. 🥭, we're winning too much! We can't take it anymore! We're not used to winning in our country... but now we're winning too much!!! |
| hes crashing out at powell again lol |
| 🥭 trying to pump it. Mr. Market like naw, I’m tired, not today |
| I'd file that under "Won’t ever happen". |
| We buying calls? |
| relax spy! |
| For sure. The world would be knocked back to the Stone Age. No exaggeration |
| the poors voted him in |
| the snozberries taste like snozberries |
| Congrats, you discovered the WSB lifecycle: win once, assume you're a prophet, then donate it back to the market with April calls. What's the actual plan if MU sneezes and IV crush turns your 18k into 3k, are you hedging or just rawdogging theta? |
| Time to triple down and lower that cost basis |
| It 100% guaranteed will drop |
| #How is your 3-day-special-military-operation going? LMAO🤌 |
| BOLTARDS ALL DAY JUST:\n\n* V!!!!\n* HERE COMES THE V\n* BERS FUCKED NOW HERES THE V\n* VVVVV\n* PLS V NOW\n\nif yall got any pussy you wouldnt be begging so hard for it. SHEESH |
| Trying to squeeze every last drop to end the day on the low. Gotta love it |
| Paypay? More like Bye Bye |
| Bottom is in confirmed |
| IMO no, the fertiliser shortage hasn’t even been felt yet and will last months. Not gonna make your choice for you though up 2 u |
| If she wanna fall, let her fall. U will be fine MM, let go. |
 https://www.yahoo.com/news/us/live/live-updates-armed-man-who-rammed-a-vehicle-into-michigan-synagogue-was-fatally-shot-by-security-police-say-180615289.html www.yahoo.com |
| HGRIFT cucks who bought when that tard posted the DD now have their second -15% day in a row.\n\nI bet you these clowns baghold it back down to $1.00 |
| GET READY NEXT WEEK FOR THE BIGGEST RATECUT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN. |
| When and Where did he write that? |
| 668.8 needs to break |
| I fucking hate him so fucking much god damnit |
| Who remembers +11% QQQ day |
| Resurface dudw |
| We'll have to convert all his baby oil into regular oil |
| RIP |
| They left the IAEA after they got shot up and the US claimed they were enriching uranium in private. This mixed with them not liking the gov there got them thinking that these uprisings and protests would be enough for them to push for a regime change without an all out war. |
| brother we're pumping in reverse |
| My stragegy is mainly hope.\n\nit will be fine.\n\nLast time I had a stragegy it was panic, and masturabate.\n\nthe masturbate bit was nice, but the panic bit made me take a bunch of losses. |
| Made a decent chunk just buying oil shares. Didn't even bother with options. |
| Oh, my bad! Thought you meant you sold them. |
| JUST DUMP ITTTTTTTTTT |
| Markets getting turbulent so I should really download truthsocial for the next tweet |
| It's just going to annoy us to death |
| Today's earnings plays locked and loaded: ABDE shares, RBRK shares, S $14c's for 3/20. \n\n(If you want to make money, inverse) |
| good to sit on cash till- s&p drops 10% and ^move is over 100 and HYG/sjnk drop 2% and vix hovering around 30- then buy |
| B's 😉 |
| The War with Iran is **OVER** and the United States has never been **HOTTER**! We are the envy of the entire World! Everyone wants what we have—the most powerful Military and the most **BEAUTIFUL** Energy. I looked at the Oil prices and I said, "This is great!" High Oil is a **TOTAL WIN** for our incredible Energy companies and our Great State of Texas. We are swimming in Black Gold, believe me!\n\nThe Stock Market is doing things nobody has ever seen before—the **FAKE NEWS** says a dip is bad, but I say it’s a **BARGAIN**! It’s a "Buying Opportunity" for the smart people, the winners. We’re shaking out the losers and the weak players so the **REAL** Americans can get even richer. We’ve secured the Strait, we’ve secured the Oil, and our Country is the hottest place on Earth right now. A very **POWERFUL**, very smart victory for the United States! |
| The only Jared I knew was a pedo |
| equity bul: why would you not DCA into this market? it goes up forever. zoom out. never worry ever. always recovers!\n\nalso equity bul: this has to be the generational top on (insert commodity) why would you buy here? it’s going down for a decade and never recovering! |
| "Buy" -Women- |
| But Honda car has always sucked. It only did well because its gas cars were cheap compared to American brands. |
| We but not you or the avg american |
| YOU AINT SEEN NOTHING YET |
| BULLISH |
| feel like maybe bottom might drop out this market here |
| I met my wife on bumble like 8 years ago lol |
| New Balance came and stole the WASP crowd with their pickleball endorsements. Never abandon the WASPs |
| Why did is my 657 SPY put not hitting!!! REFUND PLEASE 🤯 |
| IMO laser tech makes those companies worth less (ESLT as well) as it will be actually much cheaper to keep a bunch of laser weapons, which can be used at will, instead of replenishing interceptors after each intervention. even tho they might initially get a jump in price as there will be plenty buyers who will gradually phase out buying interceptors. |
| Lets hope. Bought April calls when it tapped 396 397. |
| Its 20% in 5 days is it too run?\n\n |
| Pffft. Hell no |
| When will they catch up? Who knows. They follow the metal. |
| > 🚨TRUMP ON OIL: The United States is the largest Oil Producer in the World, by far, so when oil prices go up, we make a lot of money."\n\nWe make a lot of money? We who? Fuck you 🥭! |
| Trump: Fed's Powell shouldn't wait for the next Fed meeting to drop rates. - Truth Social \nHe should wait for next decade[](https://x.com/financialjuice/status/2032171636636455176) |
| The world is on fire and the dumbest people on the planet are buying the dip |
| Back in my day, foot longs were $5 |
| 90 degrees yesterday and heavy snow now ...this is fine |
| I would cream my jeans. Ain’t gonna happen tho |
| Who the hell uses Bumble?! |
| this will rip tomorrow morning |
| technically ended in october, pa was just really slow at the top like a rollercoaster clearing the peak |
| been a long time since we see green.. |
| Zoom out.\n\nAlso 🦘 |
| You can still get +0.30 on $1 wide near the money put credit spreads |
| Oil is breaking $100 after we pledged to release eleventy billion barrels btw. |
| Lowering rates when there is an inflation schock coming lol😂 |
| The retardation is strong in Amereeka |
| The probability of getting any rate cut this year cratered. The only solution is 🌮 |
| Jesus christ what a monumental waste of resources Wharton used on poopants |
| Has to be the worst PA day in history right? |
| Bumble’s 40% jump was not life changing money |
| It’s an honour losing money with yall today |
| Send in the emergency rate cuts |
| Is this the military we spend almost 1 trillion a year on? I want my money back |
| loaded in mu shares for a quick buck next week |
| All you 🥭 lovers…. 🫵😂 |
| 3k per year... not really worth continuing to gamble with a Roth IRA. |
| I'm a bear but I'm gonna buy some calls at close. I expect a fake pump and then a sell off over weekend |
| 3:50 pm truth social post when? |
| God luck bols. The bol market end here |
| what is this a crash for ants |
| I'll save the market by buying puts |
| I'm gonna need Israel to make a Supreme Jr Slushy before 4pm. |
| Drone and defense stocks still a buy IMO. 🥭 done fucked up and when he declares victory later this month, he's gonna have to replenish stocks to go after the Ayatollah of Cuba. |
| Might be time to switch to whiskey |
| truly pathetic |
| The price action from noon to 3pm was crazy just algos running everything. |
| HUGE PUMP HERE |
| Imagine buying nke in early 2021 thinking you're investing in the best shoe company of the planet |
| power hour to end the day flat would be comical |
| he's gonna inflate away the debt. |
| Oil spiking again and SPY barely moving lmfao alright |
| I like this because I also have MU calls. 3x Sept 500c |
| NO MORE RED CANDLES FROM HERE ONLY GREEN PUMPPPP |
| This is just the wackiest shit |
| It's like this, it's just something we do. Ya know? |
| Would also open up a can of worms in regards to other countries to start using them |
| bro thinks they're gonna cut with oil at 100 😂 |
| Dr posts QQQ 2 minute chart: sir we've got the results of your EKG study, and they're not good. |
| Hey at least RCAT and PLTR are green.. |
| Joy Bangla! |
| idk about calls right now but if i'm right high beta are about to fucking fly soon |
| Depends what you bet on. Donny's kids will have placed bets on whatever he will pronounce on Lies Social in the middle of the night. |
| $CF lookin juicy |
| I dont think he understands how oil and interest rates affect inflation |
| No cuts for you. Next! |
| Oil spiking because Diddy released. |
| I got puts. It has screwed me the past few earnings so I learned my lesson. Watch it pump now... |
| It always feels bad when youre looking at a stock and a Motley Fool headline drags its worm riddled butt across the carpet |
| I bough a PUT, we are saved. |
| I DARE YOU, I DOUBLE DARE YOU TO HOLD YOUR SHARES OVER THE WEEKEND |
| i know u want to V and i know u r not getting it |
| Now hes back to fucking with our boy Jpow holy shit this dude fucking blows |
| If they don’t want you to lick the windows then why pack them with so much flavor? |
| These days, long term is next week |
| Where is the Federal Reserve Chairman, Jerome “Too Late” Powell, today? He should be dropping Interest Rates, IMMEDIATELY, not waiting for the next meeting! 🥭\n\nNot even TACOing just begging now |
| stop right there, ghey ber scum! |
| Orange is fucking dirty ass bro |
| Shwoooooppppp |
| What fertilisers? Like what stocks?\n\n |
| Hims has been shorted more since the announcement |
| Why would i dress like a gay porn star? Is that what end times demand? |
| Is there a way to short foodbanks |
| https://preview.redd.it/skrzisxnxnog1.jpeg?width=1320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1e1b055b77ae9f92b8c30b86550239b796babb1f\n\nDRS anti drone tech |
| Americans getting rich off high oil im jealous |
| this is a dip for ants, give us -10% |
| no |
| I still don’t understand dealer hedging. Large put buying should amplify downward moves. It seems insanely risky to just prop the price to avoid paying out on puts, so I wonder if retail has just been conditioned to buy the dip / buy OTM calls so MMs don’t have to do as much shorting |
| Didn't realize NYSE merged with [pump.fun](http://pump.fun) |
| USO push towards 20 |
| “Retail finna retail.” ~Abraham Christ |
| There could be the largest bank style run on the market because people need funds in a crisis and these fucks will still find a way to pin it than let true price action occur |
| This year… yes! |
| Shit is gonna drop $5 overnight then open at $670 tomorrow. Same old shit to fuck us all. |
| We’re setting up for a 🥭 90 day pause on “not clearing trade routes”. |
| You belong here fellow regard |
| Option seller! Sell me your strongest options!\n\nYou can't handle my strongest options, traveler |
| why? |
| It will probably go up because I bought puts |
| #Only 9 months left in 2026 bear market. Then we'll start 2027 bear market. LMAO🤌 |
| Oh just kidding |
| I really should buy fertiliser calls but instead i’ll just say “I was so close to buying calls yesterday” in 24hrs |
| Who is actually buying this |
| Stupid bear |
| Price of everything will go up due to high transportation and energy costs. |
| On my 6th beer in the office 😵💫 |
| Just went full retard in calls. MM are making this market unbearable. I’m too stupid to play the patterns they are allowing because I keep telling myself no way they’d allow retail to follow a trend like this… who wants to bang my hot wife? I deserve to get cucked. |
| i seriously have no idea how i made money today |
| Not this time. |
| nobody knows |
| How are you getting helium exposure? LIN? |
| Bers are getting ready to get rug pushed |
| Instead of putting out a fire, you obviously start another one 🔥 |
| $669?? |
| Honda sells EVs? |
| If you buy the dip, you are regarded. |
| Six Sevennnn winning, with a goddamn stutter |
| R:R for cash is great tho |
| Buy Spy calls NOW! EOD |
| Bols trying |
| Theta having a feast today |
| This is going to sell hard into the close |
| If they hit San Francisco they would be hitting a dumpster. |
| that bounce is priced in. |
| imagine what a absolute loser mentally someone has to have with nothing else in their lifes, to go on a dating profile and laugh about people there. Like literally.. think for second what empty, insecure, boring person you are and think again that people on REDDIT fucking calling you out for that bullshit.\nHope your dad is proud of you.. oh wait, he left for milk |
| because war is bullish I was told |
| too much gay bears 🐻 rotating into oil. The bottom is in |
| the one day you really needed the V . It was no where to be found |
| ##guessing we are pretty tame until moonday, cant let either side win this week, it'd cost too much and have you seen oil prices lately? sheesh |
| I don't know, the 70s oil crisis made cars smaller for almost 20 years. |
| lol they pepper these big green candles in and then they get fucked right back down, stop the prop |
| Look at it, she’s trying to crawl! |
| My 2018 Fit had that and a bunch of other problems, car felt like it was built on a Friday afternoon before a long weekend. |
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| Sour or Power? We picked yet? |
| You don't ever say that! I believe in poor people! Calls on poor people! Hope they become rich af! |
| Aww, America is so great again!! 🖕🤡 |
| Wow, how much short interest was there in WOOF? Stock is up over 30% |
| We flying baby keep buying!!!!! |
| Gawddamn USO IV too high to get more. |
| Bulls make money bears make money piggies get slaughtered |
| Gonna dump after hour then back to theta hell on Friday |
| Nope it’s going to go up 12% because they’re already so cheap that they would have to have terrible outlook to make it go down further |
| They are just being sore losers. They aren't going to start a wave of suicide bombers across the globe. That would just be stupid. |
| No one said getting rich was easy. Still buying dips. Will buy more tomorrow. |
| Read Options Walls and GEX levels, dont buy strikes on vibes, else MM will deplete u. |
| My favorite meme stock the s&p 500 etf |
| Don’t need to announce your gender to tell us you’re regarded |
| Not very happy with the current situation |
| If it dumps after 330, 1DTE spy calls would be a good play just to scalp the 4:01pm bounce |
| But why did we bomb Iran to begin with? |
| Jokes on you the smart ones got Electric Bike Kits |
| Oh No the Wealth is transferring the wrong way!! |
| ~~Getting lucky~~.........Genius\n\n~~Getting unlucky~~.....Gambling problem |
| Calls on Helium |
| Hi Pippa! |
| Safe to hold OILK overnight? |
| Friday 13 = 666... yup MM is trolling the world. |
| You know what I’m truly afraid of? That he will use a nuke and say, “well they can’t be allowed to ruin the global economy. We had no choice.” And that would be horrible. |
| They'd rather die |
| The only reason this shit doesn’t crashes is because they are artificially keeping it flat. |
| Puts on poor people |
| in eur the market is flat since nov 2024 |
| Bad |
| fuck u |
| There is such a thing as too much winning sometimes. |
| time to full port into 0dte 667C |
| Do not assume, do not overstate, make it the best. |
| When they want to liquiDATE but you want to LiquiFUCk |
| \-->🛢OIL🛢 world wide ocean drilling 🛢🚀 RIG ...Transocean Ltd 🛢🚀 is going to make people filthy reach in black gold |
| Do you think Jake Paul is blowing 🥭 behind closed doors? |
| Congrats enjoy the slot machine. |
| The market is more into handies and blowies.\n\nIt's a side. |
| VIX over 25 and we chopping like a penny stock wtf is this |
| It’s too much winning! 😭 |
| Us refineries CNA absolutely refine us oil lol, it's just cheaper to bring in oil from elsewhere. |
| It hit the number 🙁 |
| Just put the taquitos in the bag bro |
| Yeah fuckin dump you piece of shit spy |
| Ask Iran |
| The one where he can lick the windows |
| I'm in a theta race and I'm losing 🏁 |
| 40 %gain |
| Uso 120 eod |
| You get higher gas prices and lower stocks mother fuckers eat it |
| Come on guys you know this trick. Shit goes sideways/chops down then overnight or mid morning tomorrow the 🥭 gang will say something and everything goes up a bit before close then looks completely different by open on Monday. |
| Maybe.\n\nOil Calls over the weekend tho |
| what do you guys think about RZLV |
| lmao literally nobody wants blackstone stock |
| "drill baby drill" that was the epic fraze but just now i understand what it means |
| It's pie |
| buy meta? |
| So oil so gonna go even higher. Should i start getting the rooe ready? |
| honestly i just don't see the risk/reward for bear right now, "value" stocks are being sold and high beta are getting bid up and are still holding over previous lows |
| Instacart is the new uber why didn’t you buy!! |
| 662 close is not out of the question here. They’ve burned a ton of cash trying to hold it above 668. |
| Where is the V I was promised 3000 years ago 😡 |
| Get in line you selfish bastard lol |
| that dumb pop triggered my trailing stop again, fuck my life |
| You are all ready for SPY to go up or down, but nobody is prepared for it to start trading right to left. |
| If they hadn't released it the market would have spiked a lot more |
| The numbers of the beast. All is foretold |
| Little lower baby almost |
| Everyone in here switching to buying oil.... Is this the top? |
| If inflation is super high but only because of energy costs can the Fed still cut rates? As in, can they cut rates so long as factors within the United States causing high inflation are resolved. |
| Do you think Buls are gay too? |
| Hate to spoil your parade, but a Honda Civic ev doesn't work. \n\nOne of the key features of the civic is it sits down low. That's what makes them so great to drive. I've driven 2 quite a lot. \n\nThe skateboard design of evs mean that electric cars have to sit up high. A minimum of 2 inches higher. That's why all car manufacturers make CUVs and SUVs and their electric car. The model 3 is one of the few exceptions and they had to put in a glass roof to keep it low to the ground. Even then, it's still a tall car. I've owned 2. \n\nMaybe with thinner batteries, it's possible. But another key aspect of the civic is it's really good value, and thin batteries will be expensive. \n\nSo don't expect a Civic ev for 5 to 10 years. |
| Koreans are the new king. Disposable vehicles are the future. |
| I tried to warn the bols. I extended the hand and invited you to buy poots and you prayed for a V instead 🌈 |
| NVDA playing ping pong |
| The "we" in that is him and his buddies. Not the US. |
| I just wanted to tell you guys good luck. We're all counting on you. |
| Mr. V has been shipped off to Iran 😢😢 |
| Can't believe the index been flat for six months lol.\n\nMango market |
| RIP Regard. |
| Bring back the Pepe crying screaming emoji so I can express how I feel |
| Yeah I think I’m done with the stock market until there’s a clear reversal. S&P down 3% YTD, morons dumping all their money into USO, everything so choppy no use even buying puts its at least a 50/50 whether you’ll lose 75% within 30 minutes. This market is just stupid af. Used to think the market knows everything, now I just realize the market is entirely hype and absolutely nobody has any clue wtf is happening at any given time. See you when the war ends I guess! |
| thank u sir, what is the next play |
| Buy puts if ur so confident. |
| Oh fuck your gonna make me be greedy when others are fearful |
| My BalanceWide4735 🛢️🛢️ |
| that MF! |
| Why? You are better alive than dead. |
| Power bottom hour |
| Only straights can see it clearly |
| lets get a nice lil sour hour |
| # ALL OF MY POSITIONS ARE DEAD. PLEASE RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES NOW. I WANT TO SEE STUFFS |
| How is that retard only like 14% underwater? |
| RBLX is always a reliable put farm |
| For those selling I hope we pump tomorrow so you FOMO back in you paper handed bitch. |
| I dunno WTF WTF is, but it's having a rough day. \n\nWTF |
| Does anybody know if we have to keep going tomorrow? I'm tired boss. |
| The great rotation from tech to cow shit |
| Insane how undervalued some of these gold and silver miners are. Afraid they might keep dipping as long as the broader stock market does, but the urge to buy the dip is growing too great right now... |
| See ya later, fuckos |
| DXY gonna hit 100 again it’s truly mindboggling and flabbergasting |
| The oil is too expensive 😂 |
| 2028 |
| And pltr / ONDS |
| That 6 second pump was messed up. Thanks for messing with my hope |
| -1% dump in “power” hour |
| i dont know whats going on but my dad left to get a pack of smokes and said he'll be right back |
| Yes sure, but no one will want to loose the AI race so no matter how much it will cost, US must be on top |
| Look out below!!!! |
| https://www.reddit.com/r/ValueInvesting/s/hFXhPoJw6w\n\nI think this was it. |
| Just fucking kill me |
| Power |
| Ghey bears! Lather up the oil! We dance!💃💃💃🤣 |
| All those tariffs have made America rich. Donny says so. |
| damn instant disqualification |
| My options 👉 $0.01\n\nStill have hope |
| So far |
| Timbeeerrrr |
| I remember when spy 666 was ath drill to hell now spy 666 is real |
| Wen QQQ pamp to ATHs??? |
| Tom, I’ll shoot straight with you. It’s because I use the same male escorts, and they talk. |
| Bessent shitting his pants. |
| Time to close the app |
| # BOLS HAVE A ONCE IN A LIFETIME CHANCE \n\n# TO MAKE WIFE-CHANGING MONEY\n\n# AND THEY BET THE OPPOSITE LMAO\n\n# ╮ (. ❛ ᴗ ❛.) ╭\n\n^(KEEN TOCKY) |
| No she just possessed by pltr. |
| Instructions accepted, Power Bottom protocol in progress |
| I've given in and bought oil, I think it's going to get miney |
| Will we get an orange 🍊 talk after the close to rally tomorrow and overnight |
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| You must be taking the short bus to school |
| Today is what professional traders call a fucking fuckwad market. |
| Spy 700 in your next life bitches (I'm poor) |
| Fucking pussy’s selling on the slightest pump |
| ***DAMP IT*** |
| those reserves had 0 actions on market |
| lol 3pm pump got smacked |
| Now zoom out to 1 yr |
| omg is this what it's about?? a way to pay back tariff money ?\n\n"The United States is the largest Oil Producer in the World, by far, so when oil prices go up, we make a lot of money" - dt |
| Pump is not cooming but can I at least get a fat regrettable PLAP |
| Ain't no power coming this hour |
| honestly it’s my fault for not sticking to CRAPS |
| No not really |
| This move is depressing |
| Don't worry, SPY is drilling for oil to alleviate the shortage as we speak |
| take one for the team , would ya |
| I'm not putting any more in the slot so if you want to dump it might as well do it |
| They are pumping this shit for exit liquidity. Market won't drop till the big boys are positioned for it. Save this comment |
| # alright, makes no sense okay, but hear me out.\n\n# calls on Q’s right now because it’s gonna power hour pump from here.\n\n# financial advice |
| Market is dumb now. Gonna play Majora's Mask. |
| I am thinking it will either be down, flat, or up |
| Pump coming |
| China's got lots of reserves. It bught it when the barrel price was low. Trump decided to skip the replenishment of the US reserves to save a few billion; leaving the USA with about half it's strategic volume. |
| SPY will end the year -16% |
| Donny pls save the market. Just one more bs tweet to save my calls |
| Thank you for the one that has bought poots |
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| BREAKING: Plunge protection team clocks in for the final hour |
| dam i think i got on the wrong se of power hour |
| Dont get caught holding the bag at close sell now!! |
| With eonr yes.... Drill up |
| Ok I give in, bought oil, think it's going to get more bumpy from here |
| I give up. Fuck the market. Just gonna head back to my old life as a burger flipper. Gonna do that for the next 30years. |
| They are great cars. My sister had a 3 and my mom had a 6 in the 2012-2016 range and they never had issues and are surprisingly luxe for what is basically a civic/accord |
| flat |
| Into the Bootyhole of uncertainty. |
| Short answer? Vibes.\n\nLong answer: technical analysis I don't care to explain |
| Only diamonds |
| Yea, but he's only got 1 mouth so he's basically losing money on BJ's when his 2 hands can satisfy way more guys depending on his D2F ratio & wrist torque speed ofc |
| Time for USO to go to 125 |
| IBKR made me fill out an 'ethical investing alignment chart' back when I signed up, and it still pretends I follow it. |
| When You bought those? Wondering to jump in. not sure if this have such potential. |
| 1 hour left, SPY has been basically flat at -1.3% all day. \n\nYou guys understand where this is heading, right? |
| BIG PUMP COMINNNNN |
| if i buy puts it will 100% pump |
| initiate power hour protocol please |
| Rolling in the deep fck me |
| I’m at the point now where i just fundamentally refuse to be a bear. |
| Guh |
| Brent oil closes at $100 after Iran’s new supreme leader says Strait of Hormuz must remain closed\n\n$50 more to go i guess.. |
| No power hour pump . Tried of being the exit liquidity and being rug pulled . And the premiums on calls are crazy . Won’t make money either way |
| Ok now dump USO to 100 again |
| I think the plot is exactly what you said, except the unknown civilian is actually killed dead, but then a bit later we realize his name is revealed to be something like "Jeremiah Caufield" or "John Corning" or "James Canwell" or even "Jesse Cross" because that's what this administration is really looking for. |
| Ok so we drill... |
| atm what i want is to see oil prices to 120 and taco reaction. the war is over, just 1 month and we are done xD |
| oh wow she stronk |
| Well this is ugly, if Pltr announcing an NVDA partnership gets no pump then I don't know what will. I'm exiting all as close to break even as possible and waiting until RKLB goes under 68 again lol |
| why you gotta bring Esther into this man |
| When expring? |
| Aight thats enough, up now ⬆️ |
| Damn that looks ugly |
| What the fuck does Restoration Hardware have to do with corn? |
| Drill baby drill |
| Same story different month. |
| TIMBERRRRR |
| Stop burning the oil we are running low on reserves |
| Oil spikeeeeee |
| We have lift off for 🛢️🚀 |
| New high on the oilsies |
| if you mean oil, yea |
| I’m not a gay bear, but it look like sour, damn |
| >its a lose lose situation and the Iran stuff is just the cherry on top.\n\nI am aware it was going to be bad either way. Still would prefer the one where it means I can get cheaper loans rather than us starting another conflict in the middle east when the end result of inflation was going to be the same but with the addition of pissing off the entire world even more. Don't really understand how that's a hot take lol\n\n>except for the oil stuff which is likely short term pain.\n\nYou're right, companies are famous for always lowering prices after their costs go down! Surely no one will keep their inflated prices even after the price of oil (shipping) goes down. Kinda a clown take tbh lol |
| What is gold upto ffs |
| Calls on popcorn this weekend |
| LEU no longer has sympathetic movement because fuck you. And by "you" I mean me and my green tech ass. |
| I can’t get over bowser trimmin the bonsai bush.. 🤣🤣 |
| 650 by next week |
| Im actually filling the bunkers at my golf course with beautiful IRANIAN sand. Isnt that right Tom? eh? Gotta love Tom. Gotta love Iran. They love us there. They cant get enough of our missiles. |
| oh there goes USO |
| Just add some wings on cargo ships and fly over the strait |
| Had to cancel my Straight of Hormuz vacation smh |
| Just turn the chart upside down |
| https://preview.redd.it/kzs85jv4wnog1.jpeg?width=1111&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=39ec43621fa55f92eb228df78a4ce7db8f80d072\n\n |
| What happens when it reaches $100 in 2 months? Lolz |
| Why the fk is oil above $100 again loool |
| Spy working on turning into horizontal flat line |
| V soon |
| Power hour? More like pooper hour hahaha am i right???? |
| Ngl I bought a call here wondering if double bottom and getting nervous 💀 looks like I am the bottom |
| Power Hour, or Sour Hour |
| DRS, RTX, UAMY, HON, BA |
| you can't convince me these aren't good prices |
| Tom Lee is such a loser my god |
| Sell puts at close or hold out for the Big One™️?\n\n4/17 670 strike |
| We will make it. I'm just hoping the dementia sundowning, stroke and shingles rumors are true and Mr. Orange doesn't make it. |
| power or sour |
| First dip we’ve had that didnt get followed by insane dip buying eod |
| How far does the Dow have to drop before we can talk about 🥭and Epstein again? Kind of seems like we are getting to those levels but I post on here and my wife’s boyfriend limits how much I can trade |
| Gaht damn ooooooillllll |
| DRILL BABY, DRILL 🌈 |
| looked at hormuz on google earth and it seems pretty clear to me, not sure what the big deal is |
| wiNiNg |
| Asia going to pump oil to 200 over night. They are going into "ultra saving mode" already and people are panicking. |
| V canceled for today |
| Highly regarded take.\n\n> They all feel like they have to come up with this completely new design with zero drag.\n\nYes, because EV's are in fact quite a bit more sensitive to drag than ICE cars, because they don't have the massive inefficiency that ICE does.\n\n>Look at GMs old ev1 that looked like a giant raindrop. \n\nBecause it was using a stone age battery and needed to eke out every possible ounce of efficiency from it.\n\nNobody talks about the electric S10 pickup that shared virtually the entire driveline, and you know why? Because its 16 kWh battery gave it 30 miles of range. Same battery did nearly double that in the EV1 because they engineered it for efficiency rather than a truck bed. |
| only taco hand is getting closer to your wallet atm, thats all |
| If looking new, Equinox EVs are an insane value near me. It shocks me these things are sitting on lots down to the low/mid $20k with great range, decent fast charging, and normal styling. Or if used and sacrificing charge speed is okay, low milage bolts are great cars. It's what I went with and I absolutely adore the thing. 2 car household with a maverick hybrid as the other car, and I always chose to drive the bolt.\n\nThat's an insane amount they chose for extra registration though. |
| How could the straight of whorejooz do this to us |
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| Closing in on 666.66 |
| S&P 7300… 🤣🤣🤣 o tom Lee.. 💃💃💃🤣 |
| Tom fat cuck lee forever bull said we're gonna rally to 7300 before having a bear market |
| Banbet! orcle 165 one week |
| why did u buy 660p strike? Like reasoning? Cheap? |
| Nothing so sweet as an ideology tax eh?? |
| Come on 🥭 we know you like manipulating the market. Throw us a bone you son of a bitch. |
| This has to take the cake for one of the saddest trading days of 2026 |
| Release the toes |
| where is the post? tryna see something |
| Thank you for that exit liquidity yesterday \n\ndead cat bounce now |
| No lube this time |
| RH being down 3% on corn up 0.5% is actually impressive, imagine when corn dives this things goes to 50 LMAO |
| see u tmrw |
| yes |
| Orcl Calls!!! |
| Just a small pump and hold please and thank you |
| Is trump speaking today? |
| There's gonna be some bullshit announcement over one of the upcoming weekends which will pump 3% which makes me scared to short over the weekend |
| I'm just not with you on the more power for large language models because nothing about that infrastructure build out has convinced me that demand is going to reach the levels they're building for. People just aren't paying that much money to use these large language models. Anthropic and OpenAI are both still hideously unprofitable. It's not AWS, it's not the Dotcom boom, there's no looking back example for these people that works. We're at the beginning of history, not the end. \n\nPeople aren't down-voting you because they have a bone to pick with you.\nYou're just throwing out objectively, provably unhinged takes. |
| Please |
| Bulls have the treasury buying with them and are still losing |
| Why is meta crashing and why can't the ships just go a different way? |
| it really is crazy to watch how tightly controlled every dip is |
| Is this bull or bear trap I can’t tell |
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| I miss biden and his ice cream |
| Lost so much money on that stock before |
| No worries! I love it because its the cheapest new car i could find and has decent engine, no turbo, no big screens, but still has apple car play and all tge safety features. |
| 0dte will do you instead |
| yep just pull up a 5m SPX and a 5m SPY (RTH) and they will look basically identical. |
| yeah realized that, damn would have made a lot today. |
| Double gambler |
| expect a 9/11 style psyop to take place in the usa soon |
| I'm hearing people are pouring their tax refund into the stock market |
| Lmao idk why they picked this spot\n\nThe only views are a cemetary and the freeway |
| Wen V |
| Wouldn’t be the worst idea given the last 3 weeks tbh |
| Give us the bounce we deserveeeee |
| Hold |
| Have you seen the Hilux |
| Buy puts and it will…buy calls and we are toast |
| my hands are shaking, but i'm buying |
| They're saying that?! |
| John Hinkley Jr was a time traveler who failed miserably in his mission. |
| Iran laid out negation demands. Its a start. Isreal is the wild card. |
| So we rally tomorrow right |
| we're staying here until 3:45 |
| There was no planning or thought put into this. 🥭 Just got pissy and sent some warships over there |
| Sometimes I feel like we are all cheerleaders here.. |
| Not sure how any good can come of ADBE earnings. CRM reported great numbers as well. No one cared. Just gave enough vol for bagholders to get out. |
| I’m entertained ! |
| when MM evaporates ur PUTS, i'll be here, mocking, my fellow Bears. |
| OILL !banbet |
| I just went across the Hormuz everything is fine |
| Alright get me back to break even on these 0dte calls and I’ll pull out I promise. |
| To be fair no one was buying those cars except for rental fleets, and even they were requesting more CUVs. |
| Man... I have 660p I bought on Monday that are only down 50% and I have no idea whether to sell them or not. |
| And (future 8 time WDC) Lance 😢 |
| bol meat 🥩 aka beef steaks |
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| BREAKING: Plunge protection team clocks in for the final hour pump: « The team is currently stretched thin » |
| GREEN EOD |
| Gren eod |
| Bols crying |
| TOTAL VICTORY BOIS WE GOING TO ON VACATION TO IRAN |
| On one hand, it seems the market is preparing for a legendary fall, and on the other, the magic coins seem to be preparing for a crazy rise. |
| POWER HOUR LETS GET IT |
| US stock market crowned the new limbo champion |
| They’re on auto pilot |
| If spy hit 665 tomorrow yall r bout to see some of the most violent gain porn of spy puts youve ever witnessed lol. I really did buy them 666 two weeks out on monday 😁 |
| STOP COCK BLOCKING HORMUZ |
| u have to be smart |
| Guh sitting on 900 shares around the same price. Painful |
| NVDA pls go higher |
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| FUCK YOU BEAR I'M NOT FUCKING LEAVING I JUST BUY MORE |
| I want a dash of crime and fraud for power hour |
| Are you not entertained? Is this not why you are here? |
| Well boys this theta been fucking me all day |
| I thought all their launchers were destroyed |
| # “2025 IS SETTING THE TABLE. THE FEAST WILL BE IN 2026.”\n\n# 👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆\n\n**DID HE LITERALLY MEAN BEEF STEAKS 🥩 THE WHOLE TIME????** |
| premiums are crazy. Maybe I'll just trade ~~stocks~~ shares. |
| yea but not RTH |
| Last chance to buy in |