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| This is such an under discussed point but who the hell even if we bring back industry is paying American wages when it can be automated |
| Shit is going to get even worse once he nominates Hulk Hogan to replace JPow next year LMAO |
| https://preview.redd.it/sqj1i5930ise1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=8db769f0030ac0afdf89f1dde59be31d61ea12fe\n\nHe's gonna make us rich |
| Bankrupt means you have assets and debt. You’re just broke |
| Rip |
| GST too (sales tax on everything good or service sold in the country). \n \nNZ can only be at 20% because we have 15% GST & 5% import duty |
| Elon: “Look fear straight in the eye and it will disappear. The nature of fear is that people don’t look at it directly, and it will be gone.”\n\n:Looks at stock futures and my portfolio:\n\nNope… Still there. |
| Definitely over |
| Hilarious he is discounting the higher tariff chargers and not the lower ones. Rewarding them for charging higher tariffs. |
| Damn i'm so tired of winning  |
| Zero chance |
| You could sell 5 and make yourself whole, and wait to see what happens |
| Action figures are about to be behind bulletproof glass at Walmart. Fuck me buddy....lol |
| 543 bruh 🤣 |
| Tariffs do not create manufacturing jobs, since raw materials would be more expensive too |
| I bought a bunch of 4/11 and 4/17 Ps for like $1.50 and $2 each lmfao |
| They truly do think the EU is a country lmao |
| You know shit is **fuuucked** fucked when WSB is the top of /r/all huh |
| The greater public needs to realize that they aren't actually governing. Theyre plundering. And when they aren't plundering, they're fucking shit up so that it's easier for them to plunder. |
| No he doesn't. He's just very aware that it moves more taxpayer dollars into his pockets. Not like he's going to point that out to everyone. |
| Funding a LGBTQ dwarf clown birthday party off the coast of Africa doesn't sound so bad now. |
| Cambodia getting socked with 49% tariff be like "why he say fuck me for" |
| On the spxs call train too. It’s giving me flashbacks to five years ago. |
| Oh I should have clarified that I meant cars which are actually sold in the United States, where the protests are supposedly having such a big effect on sales |
| How many fucking times did we tell them they were getting harvested for exit liquidity? |
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| the market right now: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ypot3CYECwE |
| It has the Sunday School teacher dad / idiot vibe. |
| How bout we start with the rich and see if we need to do exports, yeah? |
| Please tell me we are doing something to Suriname. They’ve been thumbing their nose at us for years. |
| If this list was produced by our current administration, I'm not believing a word of it. I'm 100% sure the numbers are a lie. |
| Bust out the spy 420 hats again |
| All this freedom tastes like shit i gotta be honest wit u |
| Looks like a really nice word-art gradient on the "Reciprocal Tariffs" text. Gets at least a B in word processing class |
| u/savevideobot |
| Only another 3 and a half more years … |
| Me with my Enron stock |
| How's SGOV looking now  |
| CNBC: TIM 🍏 FORCED TO CHANGE NAME TO TIM 🍎 |
| Good shit!!! |
| The fucktard and chief is killing my profit margin. I'm gonna just be doing this for free soon so might as well go out of business while I'm ahead. Good job on killing small businesses you stupid orange motherfucker |
| It's FOR NOW, there will be tariffs as the WH figures out how much they wanna tariff because they will as evident when Trump said TSMC was pouring billions into the US just to avoid paying tariffs so they are coming. |
| It may feel that way but you can always buy calls once Trump is gone! And that’s less than a decade away |
| You could get puts on VTI |
| Yup, and most importantly, 99% of the rest of the world's money will be gone on the other side of it. |
| You really still believe his numbers aren’t lies? He is counting things like general sales tax as a tariff on America. |
| Congrats I'm sitting on cash  |
| We trade everyday for opportunities like this to buy puts and you missed it. Imagine how good it would feel to be sitting on a full port of puts. Can’t imagine. |
| I had no idea we were getting charged so much. Sheesh Vietnam 90%? |
| Thank you for your useful reply. |
| So… do we liberate Greenland tomorrow too? |
| You bitch ass gonna be dead by then, killed by your fucking "god" |
| “Americans can always be trusted to do the right thing, once all other possibilities have been exhausted.” - Winton Churchill |
| Fucking mods, where's our Prayer Thread? It's past time. |
| I bought ES at 5500 and panicked as it free fell to 5580s I was shitting myself |
| Lucky mdfkr  |
| What’s up?? |
| Oh my god. I live in a relatively small town of a SEA country and obviously it's more car centric than East Asia but my neighbour one day rocked up with this massive Ford pick up and parked in front of our house, I was shocked. It's like a tank, it's so ugly, it takes like half our street space or more. He doesn't use it for work, I've only ever seen him use it to pick up things only a few times lol |
| Of course they don’t put tariffs on the thing that will take even more jobs. Genius decision. /s |
| Used to import. |
| Tomorrow gonna be greener than vegan turd |
| Don’t remind me |
| AAPL doubly fucked from more expensive production and tariffs on end products?  |
| Even if they could, they wouldn't |
| Oh brother depending on how early market goes tomorrow, you could be sitting even prettier. If the price holds , I'll be looking at ~40k return from $5k investment, which was worth approx $1k at market close lol. I was legitimately real fucking sad. Still possible for this shit to turn around early market and rebound for some stupid reason, I mean it's the stock market. |
| \-10% currently after hours. When does it stop.  |
| The question is how does this affect inflation |
| What a clown |
| I could only buy 1 550 I paid .65 I think we will be OK |
| I hope Americans have done all their shopping for the foreseeable future.\n\n |
| 33% in Israel? Is it possible for a father to ask his child for money? |
| This world starting to resemble skibid toilet more day by day |
| Not even 3months into this administration, lord help us all |
| 100% will. all the sell orders that weren't marked as extended hours will go through |
| I’m not sure how old everyone in this sub is, but a lot of people seem to assume the market can’t go down……..but I assure you, it fucking can. \n\nAnd it can stay down for a long fucking time. |
| Your plasma was pooled with crackhead plasma and sold for profit as a raw material to pharmaceutical companies that make a lot of different medical products from human plasma. Just gotta wait for the HIV and hep C test results to clear. |
| Bought some 565p SPY 3 minutes before closing. God bless this fucking idiot. |
| Can you draw a dick connecting the 2?  |
| He's going to have this fucking tariff board in the Oval Office right next to his Gulf of America board now. |
| Over and under on “Trade talks going well” tweet in premarket tomorrow? |
| Imagine waking up tomorrow to headlines of EU, China, etc. announcing their intent to begin tapering their use of the USD in international trade. \n\nI would cum buckets. |
| Go tbehind Wendy’s and get one for $5 |
| Honestly, I just want to see TSLA crashes, I don't even have puts |
| End of December? |
| There won't be any minimum wage I'm afraid. But a fruit basket once per month. And you have to pay for it. And say thank you. |
| I sold my leap call on AVGO after open lol glad I did |
| Sure he posts mean tweets, he's rude to people, he destroyed our alliances but at least you can give him credit that he also crashed the markets. LMAO |
| i just checked. mine went up five bucks too. |
| For now. |
| They’ve been getting filthy rich off the backs of Americans for too long! |
| It's entirely possible. |
| Ends -0.05 |
| My NVDA calls thank you |
| great night to watch margin call |
| Dow futures are down 1,100 points.\n\nHow can I place a put on the entire American economy |
| 0%, he's cool |
| https://preview.redd.it/mds2eooxzhse1.jpeg?width=204&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e9b3f4e35d533ccd9c8b54e747c54df3df84804c |
| Get liberated |
| I don't think so, the market crashing is all according to plan. Gives billionaires the ability to pick up assets on the cheap while the rest of us suffer and have to sell low. |
| 21 💥 |
| Tariffs on everything. Also Trump spoke to a dead CEO. |
| ##THESE 540P'S GONNA BE IN THE MONEY AT OPEN |
| https://preview.redd.it/c0uazbgxzhse1.jpeg?width=1206&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=067a51771775c5527d8bf0b85e1e24957158ba11 |
| You're a fucking retard, I can't wait for you to get what you so desperately deserve |
| Fuck, am I on there? |
| They could... If they weren't terrified of his cult swarming the capital again. |
| What are your moves tomorrow? Suicide |
| Bruh ur gonna have a huge mega fuckin win tmrw. Congratz |
| Liberation (from financial stability) day |
| Stupid thing is that the values that are supposedly applied to the US are actually not correct |
| CNBC YouTube didn't have a documentary on Ford's FSD gains today. But they had one companies. |
| Smells of copium in here  |
| Well actually it’s objectively harder to get into the undergrad Wharton program than the MBA. The admission rates are much lower for undergrad. I got my MBA from Wharton and everyone knew classes were a joke.\n\nTrump is an idiot either way but wanted to chip in here. |
| Anthem of the day is ode an die schadenfreude instead of ode an die freude  |
| Let’s see your Ber port gains |
| Just ghosted her. This HAS to be the bottom 😩😩😩 |
| Hey kid, I'm a computer! |
| Those social security checks won’t be able to cover the increase caused by tariffs  |
| How else can he pass his tax cuts for billionaires onto the poor people? |
| Should be around 800k |
| So now the reciprocal tariffs won’t take effect until 4/9? What happened to midnight tonight? |
| Na brah. Na you’re not. |
| lol |
| Trump 2.0: The narcissist unrestrained. Blows up world. "Who cares, I'm old. Take y'all with me." |
| Barclays’ initial estimate is that all of this equates to a 20% weighted global tariff -- in other words, pretty much the worst-case scenario that the street was considering. |
| Me neither, my ass about to hit the streets and I will have to be working till I’m well into my nineties, but at least I didn’t vote for this shit  |
| Wow. You are so right. And that’s really sad. |
|  |
| It's still falling holy shit  |
| No need, in EU Tesla as a brand is already dead\n\nThey call them swastikars |
| China may seize the Shanghai factory |
| LOL tariffs are so stupid, it looks like he’s playing The Price Is Right. |
| Oban 18 |
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| What broker are you using that has no access to after hours? |
| The house would block anything they try since its full of sycophants |
| Sleepy Joe slept all day and markets outperformed 🥭 |
| It's by countries or territories he hates the most |
| Trump doesn’t care what this does to the market but thought best to wait until after closing bell to announce. He is full of shit. I bet he had a different announcement if today had been red |
| Looks like more Trump bullshit to me! Has anyone done a full fact check yet? |
| LOL but April fools was yesterday |
| why would they ever do that when in 4 years it might be reversed? Literally zero point in spending the time and money moving production |
| Dude making a good point that even if the investment comes it’s gonna bring labor saving tech that will fuck those union workers that hope this will increase jobs |
| Excess low |
| Falling knife or falling lots of knives |
| GUH |
| Not if the American product was higher priced to begin with. That allows the import to now be the higher priced option and the American company can gain more revenue and capture a higher percentage of the market. That higher revenue will mean more profit for the company. |
| OP belongs here not surprised  |
| these tariff rates don't even make any sense. they are absurd. what is their reasoning? gotta be some kind of explanation for how they arrived at each one. |
| SPY to 18002738255 EOD |
| These countries getting away with |
| Well, didn’t get puts before market closed. Literally was eyeing 550 put expiring tom. Fuck me |
| It’s an asymmetric relationship. There will be things in the short term that cost more. Ultimately though it’s much easier to scale production than it is to find new markets. Within a year or so you’ll see prices stabilize as companies adjust to meet demand. If you consider the trade imbalance on automobiles for example. There is now $150 billion in unmet demand that was previously being supplied by European manufacturers. Ford, GM, Tesla and even Toyota all have the capability to ramp production domestically and capture the market share that previously belonged to BMW, Volkswagen and Audi. \n\nAdd to this that most American exports don’t really have replacements. No I don’t mean cars, but Nvidia chips, Microsoft Windows, Google Docs, etc. The other stuff, the stuff that they can retaliate on, is already imbalanced against us. This is why Canada responded to a blanket tariff with threats to impose tariffs on less than half of our exports.\n\nAmerica was not “stupid” for doing what it had been doing for decades. The trade agreements ultimately benefited us by creating market dependence. This is America cashing in our post-WW2 savings bond as we gear up to fight China. Europe is gonna get hit hard. If this triggers a recession for them, and it might considering that they’ve been on the brink since Russia invaded, you’ll see capital flight from their markets to ours further compounding American economic gains. \n\nI expect strong performance in the mid-to-long term. Short term is gonna be a little bumpy as companies are forced to spend capital to meet demand. |
| Where are the “priced in” regards? How much money do you lose? lol |
| Holy shit. I bought a 540p expiring tomorrow just fucking around and it might be ITM tomorrow. This is insane. |
| I would not say most |
| y tho |
| Wonder what the over/under on time is for when they halt trading tomorrow. |
| Mangos plan to tank the market and sail off into a golf course in 4 years is going swell |
| lmfaoooo |
| I do hope so. Atleast to 230 in the next week |
| Holy crap in a pita, these tariffs are apocalyptic in cascade effect. The Atlanta Fed was already predicting a 2-4% drop in the economy BEFORE these moronic tariffs. We are going to be in a literal economic depression within a few months for zero gain or reason.\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/agy8n7rqzhse1.jpeg?width=650&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7c899f7e0b9dd1ff712b15fa428d1f9db8c753b8 |
| Correct, it’s to distract people while they push other agendas |
| Imagine market opens green tommorow lol |
| 543 |
| Obviously my move is to curl up in a ball and rock nervously. |
| Just tariffic  |
| *laughs in $VIX* |
| Be a real American, Pappy Van Winkle |
| Everytime he opens his goddamn mouth it goes  |
| iv will be through the roof |
| APril 3 probably, since its about to be black thursday 10%+ down |
| I'm glad you warded off that propaganda with facts and actual data to back up your claims! |
| I'm gonna a be fucking sick. I sold my contracts for 564p expiring tomorrow before 415 as I watched SPY hike up towards 570 and now I'm fucking gonna lose my shit. Fucked myself out over 10k by open if price stayed the same now. I fucking hate my life. Please tell me market will drop more tomorrow at open so I can try to capture ANYTHINF. |
| Buy when others are fearful. |
| Opposite of whatever you pick |
| >he is investigating \n\n\n\n\nThis is where you lost all credibility. |
| Tomorrow sell my put at open. Then short every pop again |
| shouldve bought em before close lol |
| It must be true... It's on an official looking board. |
| Enough people have absolutely trashed you about this move, but can I ask what on earth made you think this was a good idea |
| This wouldn't happen if 🥥 was the President  |
| Asia waking up |
| Goddamn it’ll never happen but wouldn’t it be hilarious if EU, China, SK, And Japan put a whole ass 100% tariff on Teslas or just outright banned Tesla from doing business in their respective regions in response to Trumps tariffs. \n\nThat would be sick nasty. |
| Shooting wars have started over less.\n\nActually this may very well start one |
| My one sqqq call should print tomorrow. |
| They are manufactured in China, India & Brazil. So potentially somewhere between $900-1,100 depending on "things". That being said there's probably enough stock in US warehouses that it'll take some time to trickle through. |
| was there actually a limit down? |
| 2028 |
| I upvoted your comment out of empathy |
| I followed his advice not regretting it |
| Yea. There’s a reason Trump used the term “charge” on his chart. To imply that the USA pays the tariffs imposed on them. Completely misleading. |
| If they’re hard working they would be working. Their fault they didn’t go full port into puts at close |
| https://preview.redd.it/hy9liwvszhse1.jpeg?width=1320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b7c50cc3edcfcb0a98fcff1b91e6565fb08146c4 |
| dumb money reacting to the news without digesting it, check in the morning |
| Market sees one exemption and will end in the green tomorrow |
| Korea has an FTA with them for most products so they are basically calculating the exchange rates |
| Tariffs.I wonder how many Longshoremen(ILWU)are happy about this !Less containers =less work! |
| Yeah, they’re called “shares” |
| You really still believe his numbers aren’t lies? He is counting things like general sales tax as a tariff on America. |
| We got 4 more years of liberation  |
| Now I'm disappointed that there isn't some tiny country on the list with 10000% or so. Presumably Lichtenstein or Monaco will have a silly "trade deficit" with the US considering all the tax advantaged companies headquartered there. |
| Nordic/German spotted |
| Market recovering |
| If the U.S turns into 90's Russia God help us all. There are too many guns in this country for a Depression. |
| private island will cost like a private continent |
| WHAT exactly happened? |
| Why is everything so retarded nowadays  |
| Crazy this is how we get recognition of Taiwan. |
|  |
| Going to get drunk as fuck and may not show up to work tomorrow |
| Someone please explain the blue and white column and what does the yellow column represent? |
| Looks like they took trade deficit/exports. It literally makes no sense and has nothing to do with tariffs. |
| I feel so stupid for not buying a few cheap puts on something so obvious. Feels like a once in a decade opportunity 🙁 |
| A footlong is gonna cost 40 dollar  |
| Hey bools, press alt+i on your keyboard in Trading View... then you can see what us ghey bears are seeing  |
| Earning this quarter are going to be 🔥. |
| The US = Homelander\n\nThe world = Everyone else. |
| It takes 7% to trigger a futures circuit breaker, it only lasts 15 mins, the next one hits at 13%, its again 15 mins |
| How does this affect other countries. I know Americans are cooked. But will we see increased prices in the countries hit with these tariffs? |
| LOL, add electronics, phones, computers, etc. |
| It's gonna be trending down until the rest of the world react to the policy. |
| #turns out they were not priced in |
| like this comment if you have SPY puts |
| Thats... actually kinda genius. Can we taruff foreign companies selling american real estate? |
| What about wife’s bf? |
| Yeah boiii. We'll make them for you |
| \-3% for SPY. Tomorrow can't be green unless announce at least 2% rate cut. |
| Holy fuck QQQ almost down 5% |
| Nope, puts doing just fine thanks |
|  his facing is going in that grill next |
| He’s a good boy |
| You can cut the last 4 words off that. |
| bring out another board |
| Perfect buy signal. |
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| Its gonna get deported |
| Imagine calling anything when there was a scheduled time to release the tariffs. |
| Are puts tomorrow free money or trap am I overthinking |
| Mango's consultant announces newly proposed tariff rates. \n\nMango: Are you sure these numbers are correct?\n\nConsultant: Look at him, that's my quant.\n\nMango: Your what?\n\nConsultant: My quantitative. My math specialist. Look at him, you notice anything different about him? Look at his face. Look at his eyes, I'll give you a hint, his name is Yang. He won a national math competition in China! HE DOESN'T EVEN SPEAK ENGLISH! Yeah I'm sure of the math. |
| overreacting panicky Pete's it will be green by open just remember my comment |
| They obliterated everything.  |
| There are limit downs dummy. |
| T-minus 20 minutes until the unalive myself hotline is posted in chat |
| The '24 market was 100% unsustainable, but this is an unforced error.\n\nMan, I normally LIKE watching SPY go down. Just not like this. |
| If I were a megalomaniac I would impose insane economy destroying tariffs, then at the first sign of civil unrest I would declare martial law and fashion myself into a king...js |
| “Im not mad, actually Im laughing!” |
| Banhammered |
| He purposely didn’t add one because he was in some shooting club when he was in school (and apparently sucked) and was trying to get cool points for killing him without a scope |
| Looks like we are speed running to the core \n\nNever mind *2 weeks* lol |
| Holy shit the market is cooked |
| It says you are cooked. |
| Where are Tesla going to be getting their Rare Earths from to make the batteries? You know that’s what countries will be putting export tariffs on. |
|  |
| Israel has been the biggest freeloader by Trump's standards. |
| Yeah, that's gonna change soon. Congratulations on "Liberation day!". You can now slide into position 52! |
| Can’t the senate do anything??\n\nWhat the FUCKK |
| >I know chatgpt puts out a lot of false info\n\n>It basically confirms trump is a lying moron?\n\nThen why do you trust it ? |
| U wish it was  |
| that poor poor kitty. |
| Believe it or not.... CALLS |
| after all L Day delivered. maybe we will really remember April 2 25 |
| Believe it or not, calls |
| Ther will be a retraction of some kind soon. Trump is a coward lol and he will pull back a little. Enough for a new position of puts at least lmao |
| The president scams the American people because he's smart. |
| "Alexander the Great? What has he done thats every been great? NOTHING!! His greatness is only because he inherited from his father's buisness!! Instead of conquering the known world, he should've just built a war to keep the Persians out!! AND MAKE THE EGYPTIANS PAY FOR IT!!" |
| Take that Madagascar, Cambodia, and Laos 🤦♂️ |
| V incoming green by open |
| JPowell must come out and calm the markets before the opening tomorrow. Or else, it'll be a bloodbath for the ages. |
| People being more prudent with purchases is all good. But that also means recession and unemployment. |
| He is pretending things like countries’ general sales tax is a specific tariff on the US. |
| time to switch caps, no more bull.\n\nStraight to  |
| I was hoping to buy a new suit for a new job (still in the works), but I guess I'll stick to my Wendy's uniform.  |
| This is it! Circuit breaker tonight, bois! |
| Where the fuk is the prayer thread 🙏 |
| Buffet has to feel awesome right now. |
| Think the first day of lockdown, except worse. |
| Let the seaman use her |
| S&P Futures down 196 points\n\nNASDAQ Futures down 836 points\n\nDOW Futures down 909 points\n\nIts been a good run boys and girls. Let's all pour one out for the economy. |
| Recession would be okay, I'm more worried about a depression... |
| Dead cat bounce u mean? |
| 500 by open |
| Beans and rice for tariffed. I can’t afford that shit anymore |
| Huge L on my part \n\nHope you at least made money |
| A correction he says holy fuck lmao\n\nThe Mandarin Candidate and red bars go together like Robin Williams and closet doors. |
| They put tariffs on fentanyl too. |
| \-20% and they close the casino for the day  |
| How bad is it boss? |
| Thank you sir. And bless yours as well as we go through this wild period of volatility and despair. \n\nWendys job application looking better every day. |
| Write-only |
| Wew. September is going to be a bloodbath. |
| You’re witnessing capitulation btw, hope you’re ballsy enough to buy it up! |
| He’s making it as obvious as possible and people still think he’s America first. It’s actually kind of sad how willing people are to ruin their own livelihoods for a politician. |
| I'm gonna be so rich tomorrow. What scotch do you guys recommend to go with my wagyu bol meat? |
| then why NVDA dump |
| Homes will now be built with unobtanium, good luck with basic goods rocketing up in the coming months  |
| Whats the next support level for the S&P? |
| He's a plant by Russia and the goal is threefold\n\n1) remove America from international relevance so that they can't stand up to Russian interests\n\n2) cause turmoil and conflict on a global scale to reduce the ability of other countries to react quickly \n\n3) funnel money to Russia and Russian interests\n\nAll of this leading to Russia attempting a large scale invasion in Europe with decreased resistance. |
| I call them special |
| Again, why are we humoring this old twat? I don’t understand |
| This is looking so bullish guys |
| Basically, the poorest countries on this list are receiving the highest tariffs. If a fair price was paid on the goods the US receives, then those countries wouldn't need to place high duties on products that only 1% of the population of those countries either want, or can afford.\n\nEspecially galling, because it's obvious he's placing those penalties on countries that rely on the US market for literal survival.\n\nOn the other hand, it could lead to a number of positive trade partnerships that would have never been considered before (like the China/Japan/Korea thing). |
| I hope so |
| 201k in few quarters |
| Bold of you to assume that I'm not regarded. |
| Gyna |
| It was just after he announced the 25% foreign auto manufacturing tariff and people assumed that was it. Then the board came out. |
| Real fun starts when the other countries wake up  |
| What were the tariff percents before this chart? This chart is meaningless without that. |
| All IN SHORT SMCI and SHORT COREWEAVE let's go! |
| When V? |
| I have announced the following tariffs:\n\nWife: 69%\n\nKid 1: 35%\n\nKid 2: 40%\n\nMother-in-law: 100%\n\nDog: 0% |
| Well on the other side shit made here is marked way up and their government collects a huge tax |
| wait semis aren't even included in the tariffs why is NVDA dumping this hard  |
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| My Scotch just got more expensive.  |
| BULLS ARE IN SHAMBLES AND THEIR WIVES ARE GONE |
| Oof on goog calls? Shoulda consulted me first |
| Damn should of spent that $100k on 76276 LEGO Spider-Man Venom Mech Armor vs. Miles Morales buy them all out 2 weeks ago and would been actually better off |
| Can't do that to his bestie |
| Maybe the face lamination is falling apart. Maybe he gets replaced at Tesla to. Hopefully |
| Ok I’m switching to sports betting full time.\n\nOnly down 96% on those accounts. |
| short all shitcoins to 0 |
| simulate returns |
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| Puts on the world, calls on Wendy's. |
| I don’t think he’s worked a day in his life. |
| The sign says Australia has a 10% tariff on the USA, so it's a reciprocal tariff. |
| Fellas how do you short an entire nation’s economy? |
| Same  |
| Wow we have the same strategy and ditto they short Tyson. However they are very bullish for beef. |
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| Bought 3 1DTE puts @542 and lost 80% of its value today. Wonder if i can make anything out of it tomorrow... |
| The number representing "tariffs" is a country's trade deficit/exports. Not tariffs\n\nThese people are so stupid, and their base will believe anything. |
| No you didn’t lol |
| He calls himself the great negotiator? When a country's charging you 95% tariff. Your negotiation tactic is to go half of them? \n\nHow is that winning? Means our stuff is not going to be bought in their country cuz it's going to be double the price. But we're going to say no problem. We'll charge you half tariff and people will still potentially buy your stuff. \n\nFucken idiot. Plus the country you want to protect Taiwan. You throw a tariff on them where we get our chips from and you want to spend billions on increasing AI? |
| Not only can you not build factories quickly, but in the end, why would you want to? There is a market consisting of billions of people outside the US; why spend all that time and money investing in new facilities when you can just let the US take the hit of higher costs and continue to sell outside the US as normal? I know we are a huge consumer market, but this is going to hit so many people in so many ways spending is going to plummet, and there's a good chance other markets will pick up the slack and leave the US behind. |
| I paid $4.50 for a dozen when I got off work. |
| Without the virus ?\nAre you sure about that |
| He still thinks other countries are paying these tariffs |
| Bad is relative |
| We feeling liberated yet? |
| optionsprofitcalculator.com |
| Finished electronics seems like one of the dumb targets of these taxes(see Apple tanking in real time rn), not that we can manufacture our own without polluting our local environment to hell like all of these other countries. RIP every one of us. |
| the AAPL CEO needs to call the white house |
| Gotta start somewhere. |
| V incoming |
| There are some rules for what qualifies to label something as "Assembled in USA" but nobody is really checking. For my old company, that meant they didn't solder the power connection, so the device was essentially useless until we soldered on the power connection. |
| Oh, now I got it. Wow, that’s fucking dumb |
| Be safe man, theres still retaliatory tariffs over the next few days plus 🥭 might escalate further |
| > It confirmed\n\nIt aligned words to make a coherent sentence. \n\nYou could ask somebody who doesn't even know what the USA is to answer the question and get just as reliable of an answer. \n\nChapGPT is not a source of information, it is a language model, if it doesn't know something it just makes it up (and even makes up fake sources for the info) |
| Your 401k just became 301k LMAO |
| Smoot Hawley 2.0, Here we go! |
| And afterlife if you don't have children to pass it onto |
| Everyone is fucked and that's why it was a dumb fucking thing to do |
| I suck at maths, that's why I'm here. |
| This is America. |
| -7%, -13%, -20%. how many levels deep we going tomorrow? |
| Start an OF maybe 🤷🏽♂️ |
| Exactly that plan |
| Triangle Shirtwaist here we come! |
| *Liberation Day |
| > how many people had no idea the size of the tariffs some of these countries had on our goods\n\n*Litterally no one* had any idea because the numbers are **made up**. |
| HELL YEAH i would to see this shit at 500 by open |
| Ah yes, the third world economy of the EU. |
| Are futes mooning yet? |
| Man you don't get that the Us has the priviledge of imposing the Us dollars for international trading. All economic trading partners were invested there to take advantage of the Usa printing dollars to buy goods from them in exchange they guarantee the Us dollar and Us citizens can live the life that no one would have dreamt of. It did cause massive deindustrialisation, but it also created massive wealth so much so that you most Americans can't fathom. It's a complete one way relationship. \n\nNow those big huge tarriffs will probably bring back some manufacturing to the Usa, but the dollar dumping that is about to happen will go beyond what Trump ever imagined because those countries simply can't dump their products in the Usa. Knowing how Trump plays it dirty I wouldn't be surprised in less than 2 years WW3 starts. |
| why do you think he always does the tariff presentations at precisely 4PM EST... |
| Oh man my realistic love doll is in the middle of the Pacific right now. I'm going to have to pay another 3 grand to get it off the boat. |
| Squeal piggie squeal |
| Buy Tesler! |
| Just withdraw the $12k before you fuck yourself further and close your account. Go get some help for your gambling addiction. |
| Whats the gain? |
| You mean they want more than they were already robbing us for? |
| sucker |
| Bro overcooked on tariffs |
| I’m really just vibe trading  |
| Hahaha this guy gets it |
| This’ll all work itself out in a day, 2 days, a week |
| I got $5 for u meet me behind the dumpster |
| Imagine if HOOD stops people from selling tomorrow. |
| Holy fuck congrats bears!!! |
| My dip dipped and the dipped dip dipped once more🥺 and i will buy some more tomorrow🥂 |
| 40 spy calls and 10 spy puts. I might just break even. |
| At that rate, Jensen Huang might just break Luigi out of prison and give him a new target |
| Is it also printed out like this one? |
| did PPT just log-in? 😄 |
| He will change his mind tomorrow. Donald is demented. |
| Give us a sharpie, we can fix it! |
| I saw a post some dude made 6k off trumps talk, \nNow to find the other 114k u lost |
| They are tough on them, in that they don't buy shitty American cars. But it's not because of tariffs... they just don't want them. |
| I like that the great depression is caused by whatever hot button the issue is of that cycle\n\nYesterday someone was telling me it was racism. Incredible the things people who only have a hammer think are nails. |
| My fucking money |
| There’s always tiny V |
| RIP to all long term portfolios lmao |
| Man, it's almost like there was nonsensical euphoric buying at gargantuan P/E levels and eventually the bubble would pop. Go fuck yourselves, bulls. |
| What gain? Please, explain to me how you thinks this works |
| 70% on Bosnia and Hercegovina 🤣🤣 what the hell to americans even buy from Bosnia - which is a small poorish country on the balkan\n\nhow did they even remember it, while not putting Russia on the list |
| A Lamborghini of your color preference appears in your driveway |
| This skinny good looking brunette on the BNSF is all about that STD |
| Tarrifs Charged to the US? Huh? The fuck is the average IQ of that demographic |
| Tariffs for everyone! You get a tariff, you get a tariff and you get a tariff. Sink the economy one tariff at a time. |
| My boss retiring end of the month  |
| I got converted to a bull today 🙁 and then back to bear by 4:45 pm when i opened Robinhood\n\nSPXS gonna make up for my stupid self selling SQQQ at a 9% loss when I'd be up on it if i hadn't panic limit sold when it seemed everything was going back up ;( |
| Thank you, you just made me $100. Had a bet on how long it will take a troll to comment on the wording. Thanks 🙏 |
| Im glad bulls are dead, bears don’t act like they know everything all the time just a more accepting community overall |
| It's easy to do when you're reading word salad |
| close at open because poor brained |
| Man Im not even gonna open mine to look until SPY is back around 590. So might be a couple years. Ignorance is bliss. |
| RELEASE THE HOTLINE |
| Like this comment if you bought puts  |
| well to be honest Ive never seen such a rapid After Hours movement |
| I did but I sold them Tuesday because I'm neurodivergent |
| VVVVVV |
|  |
| Explain to me how a leather ladies handbag bag sold at Walmart for $49.95 and purchased for $1.80 in India with a 25% tariff (0.45c total tariff) is going to have a big impact on prices. A few years ago I was reading an article on how Walmart does business in the USA, the biggest shock for me is “the logistics costs in the USA for a majority of their products are higher than the cost of the imported product”. So the actual price paid to the manufacturer for the product is often less than 5% of the final price. People forget, tariffs are applied to the original imported "pre-sales tax not including shipping costs" wholesale price not the retail price. Tariffs in reality only effect large cost items like cars, machinery etc, those should be made in the USA anyway as they create thousands of “real jobs” not this fake services and selling crap economy. |
| Here comes the man dancing in our canoe as we approach the rapids |
| The VIX gonna be up hella tomorrow omg |
| Good thing "Everyting compuder!" didn't just hit tesla with the auto tariffs, but the chips too for good measure. |
| AH is fake and ghey, forest green at open  |
| that’s what u get u shit taking bol |
| https://preview.redd.it/1zliopdezhse1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=84bad1ec7ea381d89f6fdcce09bd61671f4a92fe\n\nCould’ve used a sharpie to update that list |
| V incomi- can’t even say it with a straight face  |
| priced in |
| I suspect a repeat of what happened when tariffs were first announced. Drop, drop and drop |
| I’m betting it’s political posturing and that number will drop bigly. Should have mentioned longish calls |
| I need jpow to comment on this tariff |
| I'm buying in my 401k and don't need it for 3 decades, sorry if that doesn't make sense to a regard but I provide free financial tutoring to the poor, just let me know  |
| Probably couldn't even pick Mexico, to be honest. |
| Well at least my sqqq position pays for Nintendo switch 2… wish I had opened more spy and Tesla puts at close but should net me a few thousand. Slowly crawling my way out of a hole I made in 2020 |
| It’s not even fucking alphabetized? |
| This fucking guy doesn't have a fucking clue, does he? |
| Some farmer in Cambodia works 60 hours a week for 50 cents per hour to produce some junk gadget that Americans buy at Walmart for $1 and throw away after a couple days. How is it that we are being taken advantage of? LMAO |
| So does the first column show what countries use against US and the 2nd one shows what we are doing to them in return? \n\nAm I reading this correctly? |
| Not a bear but that was top tier comedy  |
| Taiwan tariffs |
| The art of the deal. 3d chess that we wouldn't understand. Very smart. Wharton school of business. Uncle went to MIT. Very Very smart. |
| Number 2, how can people still doubt this is unbelievable! |
| Looks like we have a tiny v |
| There were no verifications done, duh, no one would put it past this low IQ administration. They essentially used =MAX(A:A) on all the columns and reported the biggest %\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/n7134q9fzhse1.jpeg?width=998&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=18101e02fb3eeaf3f734cac16319e1cc2fe66d5a |
| 😂😂😂 |
| Come on Donny, I wanna see you bump those numbers up tonight. I want SPY to 400 by open |
| The failed to account for the executive producer of Jupiter Ascending not being around to save us. |
| So much winning put it all on red |
| Ahahahah |
| There are no circuit breakers for stocks and ETFs after hours. |
| Spy 530 eow |
| That’s me. I sold at a loss 😭😭😭 |
| Holiday in Cambodia? |
| I was just watching Fox Business and they were like “And how do Americans feel about maybe paying higher prices?” And they interviewed a bunch of dunces that were like “I always buy American. All my cars are Ford. If it’s not American it should be tariffed. So I’m for it.”\n\nThese people are legit brain dead. |
| Middle East countries f you're not poor, Brazil if you're into beautiful women, not poor and don't fear gangs |
| Why didn’t I buy puts I would be rich  |
| Probably about 10% of all eligible voters did |
| SPY down 3.5% after hours.\n\nDear mother of God. We're crashing.\n\n |
| You already have a bet going - TSLA to 220.0 before 09-May-2025 05:26 PM -05 |
| The thought of him starting this printer gif to the sound of a starting Gatling is actually funny lul |
| Tbf australia is on that list and we already weren’t leaving for the US ha ha |
| Oh thank god |
| For those not getting the joke yet, effective China tariffs are 54% |
| No, it needs to be reciprocal, so 73%!  |
| Silly silly Bol. All saying Ber fukt.... how is Bol Silly anoos doing? Bloody bloody bol anoos wrecked again. When will Silly Bol learn. |
| I dont fucking know, the prez being able to just implement them at will is ridiculous imo, but i think he used some emergency act? Idk do you really expect those repub bootlickers to do anything about it?\nRealistically he should be impeached for treason. |
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| Over the course of the next 12-48 hours it's really unlikely that BTC holds here down 1-2% while everything else is melting down/ |
| All the real opportunities happen outside of normal hours. They screw us so hard |
| UVXY yes. What’s you prediction for open? |
| Soooo we’re not putting tariffs on the products we actually are trying to aid domestic companies in producing. Forgive me if I’m wrong, but isn’t that the sole redeeming point of tariffs in an economics sense…they give breathing room for domestic companies to have a chance to get off the ground. And so the one industry we’re trying to do that for (chips) we’re making an exception for.… great, let’s give our textile mills and plastic factories room to breath in the US, but no, not chipmakers… wtf |
| 👀 |
| Bruh imagine if some suit and tie guy came on national TV and said "He is inting!" |
| Is FXI going to drill once Asia opens? I wanna get in on the new world hegemony  |
| Open low, rally 10% |
| Bigly dip, very very big, like we’ve never seen before. |
| Even if he does, who knows what Trump will do next. |
| Apple have factories in Vietnam, enjoy a 46% hike on phones and computers lol |
| The retaliation news gonna be bad |
| Have we ever seen the suicide hotline during after hours? |
| If you think the 4th largest economy in the world in PPP doesn't make anything i don't know what to tell you. And no, it's not just oil and natural gas. |
| I was looking for this comment, i couldnt figure the fuck out how those left number are from, thanks ! |
| The SPY 420 meme is alive again! |
| Meh, I'm preparing for this. It's the fools who think this is all going to blow over who are fucked. |
| once more:\n\n> The opening bell is going to ring in five seconds and to be honest with you, we wish it wouldn't. |
| Excited for tomorrow |
| Simulate your return in your brokerage app |
| No, circuit breakers do not apply to after hours |
| Same 😭 |
| Really wish I had bought $UVIX after hours, would've liked a nice 30%. |
| 7%\nhttps://www.nasdaqtrader.com/trader.aspx?id=CircuitBreaker |
| My AMD calls might be saved after all! I'm a degen, so going to buy more AMD calls at open  |
| 👀 |
| Actual shares? Just hold. |
| Futes do |
| Max volatility. That was the joke his first term. Now he’s trying to outdo himself. |
| That would be crazy. \n *checks what's happened in last 60 days* \nYeah, so this is almost definitely how they're going to do it. |
| I declare BANKRUPTCY  |
| Are circuit breakers bullish for circuit city  |
| Even Costa Rica was impacted by this BS... |
| dumb money doesn't understand the market |
Then what's this about?\n\n Just a moment... www.politico.com |
| we need an update asap |
| Don’t worry everyone, it’s going to get so much worse  |
| Looks like he forgot his buddies Russia and North Korea. |
| Futures are actually 5% from close. so think we already hit one possibly. |
| This is what ppl chose back in November despite everyone saying how bad it’ll get  |
| Take that Cambooooodia 🤣 |
| If you planning to retire. Hope you aren't holding equities |
| They have an excel sheet of their own |
| Well yeah. He's brash and antagonistic to the kind of people that 50% of the country hate. |
| Hope you guys love beans and rice. |
| So much worse. China does not impose a 68% tariff (yet) on US goods. That's a made up number, used to justify a "reciprocal" tariff. |
|  |
| Fuck why didn't I lean into puts even harder. 4/3 SPY 560P might be a 15-20 bagger tomorrow morning. |
|  absolute regard |
| who the fffffffuck bought anything today?! \n\nIt was almost guaranteed the market would be dropping in the AH. The only question was how far? \n\nAnd you decided to play with options?!? |
| We're gonna have circuit breakers.\n\nLegit panic at rhw disco |
| I was reading that they are calling trump 'the nation builder' in china as a mocking tpiss take as everything he does makes China stronger in the world |
| This can't be right... I'm going to make money tomorrow? 540 SPY puts expiring Friday. |
| Don’t blame me I voted for Biden |
| Even if you survive getting shanked by some European ICE will just deport you to El Salvador when you try to get back in. Truly an incredible time to be in the tourism industry. |
| Pandemic ass stock market but without the virus |
| We’ve never had a limit down with ability to buy in overnight hours… this could get interesting |
| If semiconductors are exempt then why’s it down? |
| Do you know where iPhones come from |
|  |
| If I had sold my puts at a loss today I would have been eating my earlobes |
| Delusional |
| My calls just got destroyed |
| Scare tactics so you will kiss the ring. |
| Where'd you see that |
| !banbet\n\neasy! |
| I’ve got a 568p that expires 4/4 that was down after hours but looking juicy for the morning |
| >Countries can also reduce the value of their currency through other policies, by reducing interest rates, for example.\n\nThat's just called monetary policy, it's an older term than the US itself. We really are in the post-truth era, interesting times are ahead of us. |
| Covid |
| I need Cramer to say sell |
| Gonna pop that juicy circuit tomorrow me's hopes. |
| Insanity |
| VAT is paid for during every part of the value chain. A sales tax is paid only by the final consumer. \n\nIf you’re going to argue, at least get it right. |
| Put a minus sign front of the numbers and that’s my Portfolio next month |
| Well the cool thing about that is I made enough money on puts to pay that bill should that come to it |
| Well there go my AMD puts |
| American companies will engage the Asia/EU to MX supply chain lane to avoid 20%+ tariffs. Calls on MX nearshoring |
| AMERICANS ARE BEST AT FUCKING THINGS UP  |
| Say hello to the Dark Lord of the Sith. |
| It's just getting started. Go catch that falling knife if you want |
| Glad I bought puts this morning 0day instead of expiring tomorrow fml |
| Mad Money sucks ass nobody wants to watch this pre recorded garbage just show the blood red futures live |
| Even worse, the last time you had a trade deficit with us Truman was President. |
| I mean, when you really think about it. *Really* think about it.\n\nWhat is money, anyway? |
| is there anywhere to buy 2029 leaps? |
| Yeah, I'm surprised it's holding so good tbh. |
| All the bulls that were here earlier today already booking a ticket to Venezuela after deleting their RH apps, hence the silence |
| Get what you vote for am I right |
| I don't think anybody planned for this\n\nBuild a better mousetrap and 🥭will get his dick stuck in it |
| Bears boutta be hella rich lambos upon lambos |
| This is basically a snapshot of how much the price of everything is going to increase |
| Why are your balls hard? Should get that checked out  |
| Order of chaos |
| I have a s&p 5300p for 4/4 please tell me ist printing |
| Europe also already sleeping - so will take a few hours for response I think?  |
| Everyone?? |
| I am still dreading that I bought 560 call instead of put in a hurry. Never have I ever made such a costly mistake in my life. |
| China gonna open in 3 hours and send us to the actual shadow realm |
| All numbers are made up ever since numbers were invented, your point? |
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| Chicken bullion? |
| Double that now. |
| Pee pee poo poo, honestly. |
| the look of a guy saying “take him seriously not literally” the past 6 months |
| SPY could drop another $20 and it wouldn’t even be a third as Gay as Mods |
| Sorry, market closed due to sickness. Come back another day. |
| More or less 15% gst on everything. Locally grown fruit 15%. Butt plug made in the u.s 15%. It’s a standard tax paid by the importer who claims it back and then paid for by the consumer at the time of purchase. GST = VAT in the U.S. if I’m not mistaken |
| Not yet, especially once you understand why it’s dipping. Hopefully we’ll see relief in the mid-term once there’s concessions or ‘deals’. Near-term will be sweeping escalations and uncertainty. |
| I bet it is lol |
| My TLT calls  |
| tsla AH: -6.66%\n\nthe devil: dump it |
| Anyone have sources on the White House’s numbers? I suspect the numbers they’re showing are targeted at certain goods, not all imports. But would like to know |
| Everything's computer |
| This is the stupidest outcome and thus probably correct. |
|  |
| It’s like we’re back to Jan 2020 and Covid never happened. 🫣🫣 |
| Bro why is Madagascar so high? |
| Mauritius!? Wait till we get Diego Garcia back then we'll talk. |
| Fellow bears, how long do you plan to ride your shorts tomorrow?\n\nConsidering closing half at open and letting half ride. |
| COVID, which was also not surprisingly a time when the 🥭 was last in power |
| Definitely a papertrade… 300 contracts didnt trade at that time |
| If Americans weren’t easily manipulated we wouldn’t be in this mess |
| the only way this is an overreaction is if nothing trump announced today was true\n\nwhich, i'll grant you one thing, is entirely plausible |
| Hi I bought this president but it doesn't work right. He Just makes me lose money. I heard there is another one that's sleepy or kacklin. I'll take that one please 😁😁😁 |
| "discounted reciprocal"? He can't not double-speak, can he?\n\nthose two words are not only antonyms, but project pussy-ass bitch weakness after all the 1:1 talk.\n\nit smells like bitch in DC |
| Mango fan in r/stocks: Don’t see the problem, we can just buy everything made in america  |
| I would not leave the US unless you never intended to come back. |
| Let’s just reflect on the fact that this is all entirely self inflicted and avoidable. |
| Yeah, I think fears of a depression are overblown. 🥭 is so weak I feel he can be influenced in the opposite direction as well. This may be a volatile 4 years but I think I just need to reset my own expectations when it comes to my investment horizon. Unfortunately it’s pushing it back when I could use the money the most, but I wont panic. That never goes well.\n\nBuffet is all about value investing so if the financials look good and the company is solid, it’s the right move in the long run. I don’t do enough DD for that just yet, but it’s tried and true. |
| I believe the way they came up with the "Tariff charged to the USA", was a simple formula... 1 - (US exports to that country)/(US imports from that country) = Tariff charged to the USA. It would have been better named "US trade imbalance %"\n\nThose with trade deficits less than 20% were charged the flat 10%, while everyone else got a tariff rate equal to half of the trade deficit %. |
| If you want some hopium, semiconductors are exempt from all the tariffs |
| Who tf told them 54% tarrifs on a country you import $550 billion goods a year from was a good idea |
| 7% is the first round I believe |
| Countries still need to respond |
| No way it’s the bottom |
| I’m relaxed friend. Just trying to teach you. Google doesn’t provide all the right answers, and if you (or anyone for that matter) wants to have some credibility, it always helps providing some sources.. |
| Does after hours have circuit breakers on nuh? |
| https://preview.redd.it/fkoy4vs6zhse1.png?width=720&format=png&auto=webp&s=ceb76f8bb4d0fec85309df1cfedf12e1388c3d4e |
| Anyway to tell what my April $11 $545 pootz are worth? |
| I don't think they activate outside of RTH... |
| This would cause a total crash Lmao |
| Buy the dip that keeps on dipping! |
| I was kidding when I said full recovery by open.  |
| Imagine being at Kinko's printing out a couple 3'x5' signs that are responsible for wiping trillions of market cap off the market. |
| wrong, there's VAT even if you stay in the same country. |
| Futes liberating themselves. |
| Talking about my hard working parents there! Watch out….Karma isn’t a myth. |
|  |
| Sure heard that a lot the past few days. I guess we'll see tomorrow... |
| Google it in context with GDP and where it stands as a whole today. We’re at 26%. Use to be 40%. World is getting more productive. Currency manipulation happens a lot. |
| It is completely unnecessary and stupid. Why people are scared of this old bitch is beyond me |
| I hope Doug ford cuts off your electricity. |
| I am just thinking about dollar denominated debt outside of the US that depend on these U.S demand to be serviced. |
| Oh SPY almost -4% |
| It’s sure bringing me back. \n\nPanic eating my quarantine snacks waiting for the ticker to reopen every 45 minutes |
| If you’re on the right side of it. Your options will be +1000% percent in the morning so who caresssd |
| Alright this needs to chill. No need for a circuit breaker when I got puts to cash in |
| and anime!\n\nShit, no, we only have 76% of the power of anime. |
| Yeah we see this fucktard, its about the "going to zero" part dumbass. Obviously they cant go to 0 if you sell early gigatard. They were criticizing the low delta, the shit trade as a hole. And with your tiny little profit you immediately proof how shit your risk/reward ratio was. You think oh I made money, no I show them how good the trade was, no idiot, your low IQ bozo shit still sucks. |
| Still has $12K and thinks he's bankrupt. Tell that to the regards who held to Newsmax today. \n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/xkxh5nr5zhse1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=29ea819172d0ede015341dcac26f0778b4c21619 |
| im buying calls at open |
| Green by morning  |
| Alas, I am old AF and don't have much time left in terms of employment. Thankfully took all retirement accounts to cash in last fall and missed the run up, but I'm OK with that now. Cheers, and yes, pint by pint. |
| Canada and Mexico? |
| spyg dropping 5% in after market!!! yes |
| There's an opportunity to bet against corn right now. \n\nIt's imbalanced that the more volatile and speculative asset hasn't dropped like the stock indexes. BTC will test its 2025 lows off this bearishness. |
| It would appear I bought back in prematurely |
| 7% below today's close. so probably not actually that far off. considering we closed at like +1% and are now almost -5%. |
| Bruh businesses sourcing from China are paying 54% more now\n\nThis is an under reaction |
| The “🐮 GUH” heard round the world |
| So if Nasdaq exchange is down 7% we halt on all stocks? |
| Everything he's done after the damage is fixed will be historically mocked and used as worst case examples in schools |
| Thought it was all priced in |
| 🗣🗣🗣🗣 DO NOT COME |
| What % is circuit breaker? |
| A tad less racist than I’d have thought, but Madagascar got nuked. Madagascar. |
| Canada and Mexico exempt because we now have a PM who knows how to negotiate |
| The futures drilling has become almost routine in my life. GFC, Covid, this. It's like not even scary anymore. |
|  |
| Not selling my puts til I see VIX at 30 |
| Lol I remember you! |
| Make the liberation stop! |
| Buffet has outlasted damn near every publicly known trader and institution.\n\nI bet the secret to his immortality is that one coke a meeting |
| Exactly, like I feel that the need to transcribe that boad, because it is the original record |
| The same people that thought tariffs were fake were the same ones telling you they were somehow also priced in, not sure why anyone here is surprised |
| AH is still open, buy shares of inverse ETFs still |
| My bear balls are so hard right now. Damn |
| Why is powerful/good AAPL down as much as shitty RDDT/RKLB trash companies |
| Not enough to save the rest of my port. \n\nbought $500 worth of SPY $555 puts... might be worth 6-7k tomorrow. \nLost 30-40k of portfolio value other places. |
| Hey guys…umm…do yourselves a favor and don’t look at your port |
| https://preview.redd.it/arrapntzyhse1.png?width=1170&format=png&auto=webp&s=e25f10420cca251066f5664ab0442433c245e964\n\nHe did list Taiwan as a country so Xi will be butthurt. That’s the only silver lining to this economic dumpster fire. |
| No it's called #cheeserake |
| Stop referring to everyone on the internet as "bro," especially not the idiot pictured here. |
| Its ok. At least my GOOG calls expire in may  |
| I'm angry at whoever applied the "sort" to this list. |
| I don't think TSLA's going to break through 250 AH but 255 looks still is in play. |
| He will appoint Kanye west |
| Hollly |
| Dumb YouTuber “Liberation day isn’t going as expected”  |
| The man who once called a hurricane "the wettest from the standpoint of water"?! |
| This is one of those once in a lifetime time binary moves I once again missed out on. Fuck me. |
| I sat out 2022 but I was here for circuit breakers in Covid  |
| Australia and the United States signed a free trade agreement in 2003, and from what I can gather there are no general import tariffs or taxes on American products imported into Australia. There is a GST or General Sales Tax that applies to all items for sale in Australia. Australia do mes block the import of some goods from the US completely, notably beef since 2005 and fresh fruit and veggies, due to concerns about bringing in foodborne diseases/pests that don't exist in Australia. |
| Ey where my bulls at? Bet that 15 minutes past close felt pretty good huh? |
| surely congress can stop all this? or supreme court or however it works, its a democracy |
| They actually didn't. It's funny because Trump loves to point to McKinley as an example of the success of tariffs. What really happened was the public absolutely hated tariffs, McKinley lost reelection two years later, and the Democrats took over the presidency and both houses of Congress. So it was a massive failure, especially for a Republican, and Trump thinks the complete opposite happened. |
| The markets have spoken, bring back Mr. 😴 |
| We need a poly market on likelihood this leads to negotiations and reciprocal reductions… how many people had no idea the size of the tariffs some of these countries had on our goods… probably too soon for this take though full panic mode a bit longer? |
| Can't wait for this to appear on PornHub\n\n"One man fucks entire nation" |
| You do that. |
| Holy shit, Russell 2k is down 5%. I knew IWM was an underrated short, god damn I shoulda doubled down there instead of my spy puts  |
| Ight so how many of y’all bought at the top again  |
| Kindergarten board. |
| can’t wait for market open 🍾 |
| True, but it’s a dumb play. They’re gonna get hit by tariffs through ingridients/chemicals on their supply chain |
| West virginia. . One of the poorest states in the nation was swept red. This dude won and tricked every county! Also, one of the least educated states.. It's all fugged. |
| A good one |
| Funny thing is market is still working off a tech bubble. A recession or stagflation is not even close to being priced in |
| 18,000 morons, can't read a chart, but are all excel spreadsheet experts. 🙄 |
| Oh man, my SPY 7 day put 556, I think im gonna release my load fr fr |
| I personally think tomorrow is still gonna be blood red across the board. Then we'll see if Jpow can salvage the situation a little by Friday |
| Spy 420 on 4/20 is not a meme |
| I mean he could’ve bought apple |
| Nobody tell him |
| With the appreciation that you don’t trade full time for a living  |
| My wife works in fashion for a company you all know. They have already been talking about what to do to cover their asses and almost all the solutions revolve around much shittier quality or simpler, cheaper designs. \n\nClothing is not only going to get more expensive but the quality is going to take a HUGE shit. Well made stuff is going to get very pricey. Fast fashion will be the norm but you'll be paying mass premium prices for it.\n\nThis stuff is all a year behind. Items for next year get designed, sampled and bought now. We won't see it for a bit but it will happen and it will suck. I think people are going to be floored at the decline in quality of basic staples this time next year. |
| Wendy’s are hiring you stoooopid BOLS  |
| You could’ve retired  |
| Could use some of that Canadian fentanyl right about now |
| Are there circuit breakers after hours? Because there should be lol |
|  |
| officially bankrupt today. gonna gamble the rest of it tomorrow. good idea? |
| Yoga pants LULU down 11%.  |
| Of tariffs hurt their own population, why would every other country have tariffs on us? Do they hate their people? |
| Straight out of the Jerk:\n\n\nhttps://youtu.be/rSWBuZws30g?si=FFUX4pOKp1f2s0WF |
| I work at McDonald’s. I can help you apply. |
| As a swiss person I really want to know what US products I'm getting 61% tariffed on?\n\nCertainly nothing I had shipped here myself so far. |
| My bearish goog banbet might come true after all. Too bad I'm actually long on goog. |
| I hope everyone got their VIX calls in! |
| I’ve seen enough. Hit those circuit breakers right now |
| It's just a flesh wound |
| 401k contributions\buying this Friday |
| Gonna buy puts and calls on NDX at open |
| LOOL |
| Haven't had a double digit decline day since covid. Can we make it happen tomorrow boys? |
| We just declared a trade war on literally everyone and this dude wants to buy calls  |
| It’s about damn time you guys stood up to St. Pierre! That island in the middle of the Atlantic has been screwing the USA for too long! |
| Just further to fall. This is going into the 300s. |
| It’s ok the entirety of AI as we know it today relies on NVDA and in the future. Since a perfect quantum computer has not even been proven to be better at GEMM than a many GPU system like the GB200 NVL72 |
| I already have calls😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 |
| Covid maybe |
| 543 |
| We're going to be sending Elon around to find all that fraud/copy of all their computer databases. |
| >From chat gpt:\n\n\nOk so no information is given. |
| Is that EST? |
| Tariff Tuesday? ❌\n\nWhat the Fuck Wednesday ✅ |
| Russia is sanctioned. US firms aren't even supposed to do any business with Russia. Nothing to tariff. |
| pumped for AMERICA TO BE WEALTHY (ACTUALLY POOR) AGAIN |
| UnGUHlievable!\n\n\nHow could anyone have predicted this? |
| Have you been liberated yet? |
| Yen carry trade |
| Bunch of regards in here probably wishing this was paper trading competition 😜 |
| \n\nIt's\n\nJust\n\nMoney.\n\nRight h |
| Cum 💦 Tessler baby cum 💦 Daddy wants a new Rolex!! |
| *. e) his own party also consists of idiots\n\nf) welcome to the reign of the Mad King. |
| Do you hear that? I've heard that noise before. Yep. It's old Jpow firing up his printer again. |
| Asia didnt even wake up yet  |
| Circuit breaker? |
| When the economy tanks and we all lose our jobs the wealthy will get to keep their jobs and buy up all our assets at discount prices |
| Light as fuck |
| VOO is the idea. Haven’t you realized you have no idea what you’re doing?? |
| Get used to it. You'll now be working forever. |
| Insane overreaction. Can’t wait to buy more cheap calls. |
| I would have totally panic-exited, but I wound up sleeping in through most of the trading day instead. Thanks to my poor mental health, my puts are now in fantastic shape! |
| Research what tariffs do to a global economy, then you’ll have your answer. |
| thinking you'll have a job tomorrow  |
| This made me giggle when I saw it too. |
| Tesla yolo in the big 2025 I can only respect the grind |
| Let’s see how Asia markets react, holding out for you! |
| What did the US do to Cambodia? If anything they were the only ones trying to prevent the Khmer Rouge from gaining power |
| wrong question. it's per exchange. and yes, nasdaq is included. |
| 265 now |
| It's about to break $543 |
| Where is Israel? Must be another picture that shows them. |
| Thank God Verdansk comes out tomorrow. I need to escape this world and can’t kms because I need to see the bears die |
| Several Tsla shorts got liquidated at 4:15 and now they see this  |
| Brother forget tomorrow you need a 2nd job to start tonight |
| Yea I’d probably be down 50% if I didn’t get out when I did lol |
| Futes rippin |
| We’re gonna hit a circuit breaker tomorrow |
| Futes get closed at -5% 🤣 |
| btw you know short selling ban is incoming (maybe also on puts) so sell while you can! |
| 14k on this sub afterhours 👀 |
| Can’t wait to see you in your RED Lambo, or will it be a Rari? |
| what happens to 0DTE options if there is a circuit breaker for a day? |
| I am so erect right now. Bless up to the fam that bought puts to hold |
| This guy is droning like Jim Jones at jonestown wtf  |
| continue to cover QQQ short around 454.2 (from 464.2),  |
| This is so fucking stupid Jesus Christ |
| I expected it to go back down 560 but nit to 542, holy shit |
| And thats half the board! |
| SPY -3.80% |
|  |
| Gonna have a beer to celebrate my puts and mourn my country |
| Not when we pumped 2%. I thought today would be big red |
| Damn if we hear bad news from globalists tonight, we might get that other 3% for circuit breaker tomorrow |
| Bulls just transfer me your money |
| Lotta bozos lost a lotta money bragging about their calls  |
| Stock Market really tryin' to send a message tonight; shame the party in charge is too arrogant, or fearful of Trump, to listen. |
| He lives in Phoenix Arizona for any Luigi’s out there |
| This feels like a "get out while you still can" type of drop. We might hit some circuit breakers tomorrow\n\nI mean sure I'm a bear and will make money (in trading, I'll lose way more than that in retirement accounts), but this is not looking good for us all |
| This is what I’m saying |
| Nothing but the best people! Barron’s great with the cyber! |
| Prove it or go back to eating your borscht bitch. |
| Is it really that dumb?\n\nIt's really that dumb, isn't it...\n\nOh boy can't wait for my paycheck to be 20% less valuable. |
| Uhhhhhh, Whens the moon happening Mr bull? |
| 2k into 4/3 SPY 543 puts will be worth 50k tomorrow if it sticks holy fuck  |
| 540 incoming |
| Just wait for reciprocal tariffs lmao. Selling my puts at open either way |
| VOO under 500 woof |
| 6 months ago: Look at that fool, Buffett, selling his Apple stock. Why would one want that much cash? |
| Where’s Russia? |
| Its not about their own strike price at $5. Its about the shareholders. Companies top 5 priority does include shareholders |
| Yes, that's what I'm talking about. The left column numbers are literally just "What is the US's trade deficit with this country." They labeled the left column "Currency manipulation and trade barriers" to obfuscate where they got the number from. |
| It sounds like I am reading Dr Seuss |
| Futes are so green right now \n\nWait wrong chart, I was looking at VIX  |
| 520 is not a meme 530 is not a meme I repeat 520 and 530 is not a meme |
| Or that you will be aloud to criticize the USA in the usa |
| this is like covid level of dipping |
| They should make a movie after this event called: The big short |
| Yeah VIX opening at like 40 tomorrow |
| Yep people don’t understand how the mind of a malignant narcissist works. |
| why? because he wants to short the market, cause a crash and help his friends make money from the crash then buy up all the cheap stocks once its bottomed out |
| Shit gets halted tonight IMO |
| The fact that this list isn’t in alphabetical or numerical order just speaks for itself. |
| https://preview.redd.it/6m7mtelxyhse1.png?width=1024&format=png&auto=webp&s=398c564f8c500b1a1b0f40b782ef863c4d8f7ac8 |
| TSLA just realized they were a car company and drill team six came to visit. |
| For whom the I didn’t hear no bell tolls. |
| Jesus FUCKING Christ. QQQ down almost 5%. SPY down almost 4%.\n\nWhen's the last time that's happened? |
| Idk why I didn’t hold at least one put overnight for funzies |
| Close the fucking market |
| # OPPORTUNITY |
| I for one, am feeling liberated. Liberated of all my 2024 gains + some. |
| And then banned. |
| This smells like market crash tomorrow lmao  |
| As a Canadian I’m confused lol. |
| Thx same brother |
| Shout out to the UK keeping tea prices low even after that little event on the east coast a while back. |
| We might see 520 soon. Especially if jobs report stinks come Friday |
| America is fuk! Bulls LMAOO!! |
| lol wat r u smoking |
| May be it’s right for Germany and France. Other parts of EU are collateral damage |
| I hate the bloke but that’s a modern classic. Exceptional from the stable genius. |
| Green by open  |
| I see you got them calls. How them bags feel? |
| A combination of tariff pressure, cheaper labor in other countries as China evolves out of a manufacturing economy. Definitely not saying tariffs was the only reason but definitely a contributing factor |
| I'll have you know I only upvote bearhunter comments ironically. |
| LOL @ $5 Biggie Bag. Not for long. |
| No tariffs on blowjobs behind the dumpster. No tax on tips! |
| How am I supposed to work tomorrow |
| I need the EU and Canada to announce retaliatory tariffs pls |
| Wow. Embarrassing to be me shit talking bears constantly  |
| Jesus fucking Christ, Qs are down over 4.5% now, it's not stopping. |
| market was pricing trump backing out or delaying, it didn’t think he was actually dumb enough to go through with this plan. Also, a bunch of countries and economic alliances had already prepared retaliations ready to roll in response starting tomorrow |
| i don't remember seeing the Qs down almost 5% in post market before |
| I love how the list is not in any order |
| https://preview.redd.it/shnnnv1vyhse1.jpeg?width=675&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=26373f38a9bf55b808f7a1613e6197f3bc45da5f\n\nTomorrow is going to be very interesting |
| shoulda kept my telsa puts fuck... still made 15% today but coulda been a bagger |
| “Economy is complex are not” sage words, could have been spoken by the man himself |
| The whitehouse. |
| I have 7 553p so I should be stoked but spy 542 is fucked. |
| They thought the rates would be a lot smaller |
| I have a lot of margin to use when SMCI hits 20-25 |
| Sleepy Joe never had a beautiful board like this. |
| I’m gonna do it. I’m gonna watch some Fox News clips. I just have to see the absolute spin on this. |
| 557P looking fantastic  Too bad I left it on my watchlist |
| Yes. Often Chinese firms producing in vietnam literal metres from the Chinese border to get cheaper tariffs. Some of those factories will be emptied and the equipment moved back to the other side of the border. |
| My 540’s are going to fucking print tomorrow. Very excited lol. |
| Tariffs are priced in, we can only\nGo ATH from here. |
| Welp 200 is so far OTM that even with this drop, idk if you would have made money. So, I'm glad you got out |
| Bring sweatshops to US |
| This has nothing to do with that. \n\nA top of the line gaming PC may run you around $4k-$5k USD assuming you’re going for a 5090 and top of the line CPU of choice. \n\nThat’s an insanely high bar that most consumers do not need or have any desire for. An average joes computer is almost certainly <$2k .\n\nSo your $10k number for a “normal” PC is completely incorrect and you are misinformed. |
| Bless your heart for putting them is some type of logical order. |
| no, trump said he considers a high VAT on all goods a tariff on US goods. That's, among other tricks, how he gets his fancy numbers on 'what other countries charge the US'. |
| wtf QQQ might actually get halted tomorrow |
| Yupp hopefully market opens during that time |
| MODS please give this retard the **“inventor”** flair NOW! |
| Why did I believe these retards saying it was priced in 💔💔💔 |
| i held a lotto ticket mstr 280 put too. hopefully it's ITM too bro\n\ni can finally save my roth IRA LOL if this shit prints tomorrow\n\ngodspeed my friend, good call on uvxy too |
| Joe wants to know if you miss him yet? |
| 5.64% drop on the Nasdaq so far from peak in after hours. Insane. |
| Cars and pickup are going to get crazy expensive. This will crush the car makers. Forget buying for a very long time. |
| Down 60% since January |
| Thanks for this. I didn’t think this administration could get stupider, I was wrong. What morons. Shooting yourself in the foot must be a favourite past time in America. |
| If you are selling or moving goods from one eu country to the other there is no VAT. |
| Yes, but the meth fueled pump probably created a lot of doubt that they’d print and honestly cushioned a lot of losses. Not that far off from the lows we had a couple weeks ago. |
| Capitulation finally coming. Then we can rally |
| "You gonna win so much you will get tired of it". I guess he was talking to bears |
| everyone is going to try and hide in proctor & gamble tmrw |
| it's headed straight to zero by morning at this pace |
| I will buy every last stock |
| they were too busy checking to make sure no random journalists were accidentally added to the shared google spreadsheet |
| Chip stocks gonna tank with the market…then tank again when specific tariffs come out for them. This bad bad |
| Why does this shit always happen on the second day of the month when I add to my investment account periodically first of the month |
| LMFAO MY 545 SPY LOTTO IS PRINTING!!! KEEP DROPPING AND TOMORROW LETS OPEN UP AT -8% |
| 1DTE spy puts are about to be 20 baggers holy fuck  |
| 2022 was not a stable economy. It was on the brink of recession. It’s not the party our entire economy is iffy regardless |
| Oh no he’s going to hit him right in the port  |
| See this comment a lot, but think this time could be |
| 9:30:01 tomorrow |
| Wrong, the switch consoles are made in Vietnam. It went up 45% |
| We have puts. |
| My IRA has already lost 13k. Someone stop the ride. |
| Wait how does that make me a bag holder wouldn’t that be the opposite? I’m worried I’m gonna jump the gun if I print my puts tomorrow |
| Sorry babe, we can't get takeout tonight; the world is ending. |
| Bull = 🤡. Talk so much shit all day for this. LMAO |
| You 🥭 voting regards deserve it |
| We're about to hit recession-levels before market open aren't we\n\nThanks Donald. |
| Yeah just got off the phone with one of my freight forwarders and the 61.5% is a reality now. Again, the harmonization codes I use is one of the lowest tariff rates. There was no warning it would be this extreme.\n\n\nI feel sick I actually have no idea what to do. I used to pay 8-9k in tariffs for a container and it's looking like it'll be about 60k. |
| Yeah, low volume |
| I know tuff right. |
| SPY top to bottom in AH now -5% |
| Chad Xi has to be one of my favorite memes |
| -4% good jobbbb |
| Are you sure about that? |
| How much for a new iPhone? |
| Selling mine at open. |
| I LOVE YOU TARIFFS!!!! BEAR POWER |
| You know this board. It's going to make a lot of people happy, let me tell you that about this board. |
| Most American consumers still think they don't pay corporate taxes by proxy baked into the cost of goods or services too. |
| He is Making America Poor Again |
| \-4% 👊🇺🇸🔥 |
| gz |
| How do I find out what the board says? |
| Maybe TSLA can go below $200 this week. \n\nMETS >!Make Elons Tits Shake!< |
| or they think it'll get turned off when he changes his mind next week |
| Fed Chairman Josh Brown |
| I think it's sorted by trade value. |
|  |
| US has sanctions on Russia |