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| RDDT is an absolute FKIN garbage stock 🚮 |
| Cash stock is through the roof, I hear he’s fuckin with websites |
| The Epstein files? Oh it’s just a silly little manual on how to game the stock market. That’s why Drumpf is denying its existence, doesn’t want us poors to profit too 😡\n\nDemand the release of the Epstein files so you can make money in the market too! |
| SHEEESH good stuff |
| any penguins? holy 🐧 |
| no |
| Very meta |
| they canceled my qatar airways flight and i have to use chinese air with 1073832 limitations |
| Watch out for the fake out pump green and dump for memory stocks tomorrow… let settle for few days |
| buy high, sell low |
| I didn’t even know it was a Korean politician |
| LBT was critical of Gelsinger for not being proactive enough in tackling the problem of useless middle management and too much DEI bullshit. To the point he quit the Intel board because of it.\n\nAnywho I think in order for this turnaround we might have actually needed both. Gelsinger to get the ball rolling and LBT to cut out all the stupid bullshit they wasted money. |
| Ive been in such a bubble with poet that ive forgotten about the rest of the market. Its nice to have something that doesnt move perfectly in sync with spy. We're up another 6% in the overnight. Smooth sailing |
| MU was the next MU |
| Grats |
| Still don't fucking know what fund of funds means |
| Well. I think what they're doing with self organising lithography could actually be the largest production step forward since transistors |
| You already have a bet going - SPY to 720.0 before 15-May-2026 05:27 PM -05 |
| Bear trap\* |
| Might do something tomorrow if NBIS crushes earnings |
| !banbet SPY 720 3d |
| What do you call which is small and can't get hard??\n\nMicrosoft |
| Bull trap |
| Just because it’s been beaten doesn’t mean it will pump. 24 P/E is actually quite high for something that doesn’t expect big growth. |
| cash that didn't get used in the order |
| *Processing img zouwx8bw8s0h1...*\n\n |
| That’s a lot of Human Monies |
| MU, just give me a simple 17% tomorrow. Easy, and I’m done. |
| what caused the mega reversal of SPY? i honestly thought it was going to hit 730\n\n |
| Now now, give the CEOs time to shuffle their money around. I don’t think theirs WIFI on the Lolita express on the way to CHYNUH |
| They always say I'm Barron's little boyfriend 🤣 |
| Cost me at least like.. fuckin five grand! Cost me like two thousand dollas!\n\nCalls tomorrow |
| Are we selling RV1 of holding long term? |
| https://preview.redd.it/bwt6zjyt8s0h1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f54edcee57d33839b2a53443c9d4da459bcc31e9\n\n |
| No different than betting $1k on red, this is a stupid post. |
| The price would have shot up like 60% for him to take this home in the money this again is absolute bs |
| They've already spun off half of their tv and audio business to TCL, divested even more of their financial subsidiaries. |
| My inflation fetish extends to the market |
| Next week: I turned 11k into 0k's. Lol grats degen |
| **Ban Bet Created:** **/u/kingTOMAHAWK89** bet **SPY** goes from **738.11** to **720.0** before **15-May-2026 06:27 PM EDT**\n\nTheir record is 0 wins and 0 losses.\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) | [Post Verified Trades](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1pp3o5t/verified_trader/) |
| Godspeed big fella hope they print |
| just logged in anything crazy happen today guys |
| Almost all the savings are because of the smaller battery and ripping out all the user controls. JFC do you think a back seat adds $10k!? |
| Here you go. Spent 6 months playing with 0DTE's. Recently switched to futures after losing so much money from options.\n\n*Processing img glvt561q8s0h1...* |
| Hey ladies of WSB! |
| fuck off, poet. up 4% AH |
| Yeah i'm still shocked that that's now apparently a serious proposal and not instantly mocked. This timeline is horrific. Musk will be so freaking rich. |
| It's up 80% ytd. This post might be correct but is it too late?\n\n |
| Does wolf have news? Why is it up 9% after hours? |
| Retarded pumping is more fun than this |
| DEEZ |
| *Processing img 6mxqannn8s0h1...*\n\n |
| I don’t think my GOOG 400 1 day banbet went through!!! |
| What was the price ? |
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| Hostile takeover commence |
| Of what though ! Absolute bs |
| Tomorrow watch what I bought today perform |
| 172.38% in one year and nobody is pricing correctly?? wake up |
| Privatize the gains, socialize the losses. |
| Just science |
| WEN |
| club PENGuin relaunch |
| How did it go for you today? 🙂 |
| Yup |
| Why you think so? CRBS? Your position and entry point? |
| Fingers crossed lol |
| There's no wrong price to buy, so who cares? |
| Please Sofi do something |
| Hope you hopped on today! |
| Both |
| It’s hugely undervalued. 200m revenue with 600 market cap. It was 300m last week. No debt. 80m cash |
| *Processing img ks244kyg8s0h1...*\n\n |
| Please rent is due |
| Shouldn't have watched so much hentai, now u have a virus |
| wait how did turning one k into 11 k’s even happen |
| Is there a reason INTC didn't pump 15% today? Something seems wrong |
| They are making ai data centers in nowhere, Wyoming. |
| FAKE NEWS!!! INFLATION IS MUCH HIGHER…even BIGGER! |
| That's great, how will this help me? |
| What files? Who's Epstein? |
| I keep telling them to dump it already and all they do is hold the bags and downvote me |
| Infleqtion because damn that chart screams hard bounce. |
| IREN to $65 so my calls aren't worthless. They are a solid investment. Get on board people. |
| You got that real bad cold going around and lose your voice and cough your brains out? |
| “everything is AI!” |
| *scratches neck* anyone got any more of that MU +10% dopamine? |
| F, I’m sorry brother… those ain’t “lottos”… those are “losses” 😭😭😭 |
| 15th of may!? |
| You got that Hantavirus |
| Have you considered that maybe youre just bad at this? |
| He should stick to his zillow listings in wyoming |
| Bers had their fun day. Now time for Revenge of the Bulls 😈 |
| It has the juice! |
| Market shrugged off CPI data like Brandon in a pool of 👶🏾 touching his blonde leg hair. |
| They weren’t lottos when I bought them 💔 |
| I’m a senior firmware engineer at one of those semiconductor companies that I referenced earlier, and worked on one of the most advanced AI accelerators in the world at silicon level, involved in pre-silicon and post silicon validation for years together. I think I know what I’m talking about my guy. |
| I want his OF |
| I think yesterday we evened out after hours and still gapped down? So anything is possible yes. |
| It's cheaper to buy an old Honda Civic, drink 7 beers, and let the cop sirens lull you to sleep |
| It's like data\n\nBut in space 🫨 |
| https://preview.redd.it/0ap2bu7y7s0h1.png?width=1524&format=png&auto=webp&s=5767212013db3a766c6b6f22eea8669dd856a9ae\n\n Sir 43% is just a short term trade! It's not my long term trade |
| 🐐 |
| it's fun do it |
| Sorry bro. Wall Street loves taking from the poors. |
| Somebody had to |
| A big lump with knobs! |
| Korean AI tax |
| Is the idea that the odds of traditional treatment extending lifespan so much is very unlikely? Makes sense. |
| You should open many small positions, and create your own qqq |
| I did the exact same thing but slightly earlier expiration, June 18. Banking on a run up before earnings |
| Lol, lmao even. But I also have MU calls so I hope it prints. |
| 1000 🤣 |
| Uh it’s definitely better |
| Ayo???? Op actually onto something here boys wtf |
| Wait for real? GTA 6 is dropping? I've been teased so much I'm numb and stopped paying attention |
| You have been sparkled ✨ |
| Can someone tell burry to stfu and that literally nobody cares about his opinion? Nobody wants his onlyfans |
| What the fk |
| ”literarily a prayer” That's why they're called ”lottos” my guy 🤦♂️ |
| strike? |
| Need to fight every urge not to build a racing simulator 🏎️ |
| My dude: If you know of an asset that will double in price every 12 months, that asset will 1000x in 12 years, as 2\^10 is 1024. |
| I will tell him.\n\n\nu/Ok-Bumblebee1526 the OP you are talking to is too retarded to understand what you are trying to say. Use smaller words. |
| Careful. That shit bounced and is consolidating into an upward trend. Might want to start selling further OTM. But don’t get caught. When it goes, it’s gonna go up fast. |
| “ a k “\n\nHumble brag |
| I should not be this sick in the middle of fucking May |
| Tbh it has worked as I've lost interest in the files now |
| Benis x DRAM leaps will be my million dollar ticket |
| Sorry bro no one cares that there’s a war going on. It doesn’t effect or has any bearing on the market if half a population is wiped out\n\nBUT, when good news or a declaration has been made about the war ending, well suddenly the war DOES matter AND has an effect on the market. |
| Micronpenis going to 1k end of may |
| Yay corn!!!! |
| Very sad. Very preventable |
| I’ll have a look. I am retarded. Where are the rules |
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| short it with love |
| Balls deep MU and SPY |
| It’s actually flat 😂😂😂😂 |
| Vacation bots are regarded |
| For these lottos to print I need MU at 820 overnight and 900 by Wednesday close, literally a prayer lol |
| If the 2 year yield breaks out, rate cuts are completely off the table. |
| If you show me your cpi, ill show you my ppi |
| What's the play? |
| Bro used up his lifetime supply of luck 😭 |
| Spurs always wemby a beast |
| Whoever mentioned qnity I love you |
| I really like corn\n\nIt's corn! |
| https://preview.redd.it/nrk9xz5u7s0h1.jpeg?width=1210&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=62bb4a602152142f59d3d53fedfd85e8e5c2f2c6 |
| Swapped from bear 🐻 to theta today and I am euphoric. I hereby renounce my 🌈 ways. It was fun but time to get a wife and get her a boyfriend. |
| It won’t matter by tomorrow just buy calls |
| More research shows users from America are worth more in general and are declining |
| but she said it didn’t feel like it |
| I thought the bubble talk was overblown, until we started talking about space data centers |
| i meant today before close |
| We’re gonna hit 750 tomorrow |
| In hindsight I shouldn’t have sold me spy 737 calls so early, but my play got me 50% anyways so not a bad day from thinking I was about to get theta tf out |
| BREAKING: PPI contains gigantic green dildos for everyone. |
| wait how is ai infrastructure a sleeper tho |
| His palantir short is looking pretty good. |
| insane |
| NOW is also interesting. |
| Then again most platforms have all snaps features… and snap spends a bunch on infrastructure to Googke and Amazon anyways |
| Stop the illegal downloadin |
| Just the og MU |
| FedEx stock up 21% in 5 years. In other words, one day’s performance for Micron and Sandisk. |
| Sometimes i wonder if jane buys puts from jane 😏 |
| Literally gonna be my 4th week in a row cashing in on expired OKLO 80 calls because this stock does nothing LMAO 🤌 |
| all in |
| I just wish the universe wasn't against me. Everytime I buy it goes down. Everyone i sell it goes up |
| Lemme guess full port calls again tomorrow because we are so back |
| QS is the play. Thank you for your attention to this matter. |
| Quick 10 baggie at lunch. Very nice, very regarded |
| I buy multiple contracts and close them in phases |
| I have come to the conclusion that you don’t know what you’re talking about |
| Only the poor herring not the rich fat whales. Wealth gap is so real. |
| Space data centers … MRAM. Yup it’s that crazy |
| Also it happened in a month.\nDot com was 3 years |
| Red day? Shits already green LOL |
| Full port calls on the Spurs. wolves may as well be bears. Plus wemby coming back with a vengeance.\n\nMassive spurs fan tho, kinda concerned about fox and harper but think we can pull it off. |
| Muuu better do it's magic tomorrow |
| IM SOFT! |
| Anyone go big on UPSE ipo? |
| $WRD EARNINGS TMMR. WERIDING OR WHAT?!?! |
| Bond yields are going to force them to raise rates. |
| Use TOS app |
| Yes I pickup and usually get some sort of promo too |
| Bulls better be buying the fucking dip. I want QQQ > 710 by tomorrow open |
| The lack of leather jackets caused this red day |
| WHERE IS THE ALL TIME! |
| r u short or long rn? |
| Literally no one cares |
| CPI/PPI is not the only data |
| **Ban Bet Created:** **/u/fe2sio4** bet **DGXX** goes from **9.34** to **10.0** before **13-May-2026 06:18 PM EDT**\n\nTheir record is 32 wins and 31 losses.\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) | [Post Verified Trades](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1pp3o5t/verified_trader/) |
| !banbet Dgxx 10 1d |
| Did someone post the hotline yet for bers? Lmao |
| Just dump and move on. Cant you see the trend? Seriously, any memory stock grew 4-5 percent today after 1 pm. You could have gained 4-5 % just today on the dead money you keep in Microsoft. I do have a bag of XOM, and as much as it’s a waste of, at least it’s some diversification. But Microsoft is just wrong side of tech. |
| Did you say buy some calls? |
| If it’s red just buy calls 2-4 weeks out and sell in 3-5 days for profit. Rinse and repeat. |
| DGXX $15 end of week. Get in losers |
| Drop that bubble by half and then extend out and I think that is likely until policy changes away from “china being a threat” |
| That you OP. I finally got out from under my $40 shares from 2000. Didn't even know this run was happening....I owned Intel because it was a good dividend stock and they held the bag for 25 years after they cut the dividend. |
| BABA tanking tomorrow morning? |
| we got one red day before gta 6 |
| Lmao easy |
| This market gives like a 10 minute window to close out your puts near their highs |
| I think we're trying. |
| For years together people said the same exact thing about Micron and AMD which were rivaling Sk Hynix and Nvidia, MU and AMD were just an after thought, but look where they’re at right now. Custom silicon market is much bigger than you think, and Marvell is out to eat Broadcom, Nvidia, and AMD’s lunch. Silicon photonics is just icing on the cake. Marvell can grow their market share aggressively if meta/google/amazon start aggressively pursuing their custom silicon business which seems pretty plausible given the insatiable demand for compute. |
| This is good copy pasta material |
| Interesting that it has performed just fine even with massively reduced mag 7 exposure. I thought these factors like quality, value and momentum were kind of a meme and not much different from just going with voo but maybe they are onto something. |
| Could be but my main thesis on QS is AI robotics and drones maybe a partnership with Anduril in the future |
| Stop making sense! The market ONLY goes up! Some are saying bigly, like never seen before! Things costing more is a GOOD thing. I don’t actually care about the American people or their plight. $200 a pop for barrels of oil is good for me. The higher the better right? That’s how numbers work. |
| Gimme my sndk split ffs |
| From -60% to +5% today. These grey hairs aren’t hereditary |
| Instead of buying lunch I bought a SPY 5/13 746C for $6 at the dip. |
| They have a floor propped up by the govt, at least until trump is out. With the upside of ai and data centers. \n\nNot sure it does much higher until they get a stellar quarter tho |
| I’ll flash my drive at you |
| ACMR loading up here . Feels right |
| No that’s priced in I mean like something new out of left field. |
| I quit my job too. |
| THE STRAIT IS CLOSED. YOU LOSE. GOOD DAY SIR! |
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| Anyone penetrate Hormuz yet |
| yea i was thinking about that too, hindsight 20/20. rklb gains since then propping everything else i have up 😞 |
| https://preview.redd.it/7tdi81nx6s0h1.jpeg?width=763&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4a2729b17dcb7104392c794be5bc664fe5b956b4\n\n |
| I manage to lose playing both ways |
| #Ban Bet Won\n---\n\n/u/fe2sio4 made a bet that DGXX would go to 9.0 within **1 day** when it was 8.4 and it did, congrats regard.\n\nTheir record is now 32 wins and 31 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) | [Post Verified Trades](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1pp3o5t/verified_trader/) |
| i walked past this dude wearing a blue owl jacket at dunkin. He looked pretty rich ngl. |
| Bad PPI already "priced in" and sucked up.\n\nImagine if we get soft miss.......\n\nMU $880 PE-LEASE |
| Like a war with Iran?? That would be crazy for sure |
| I did. And profited heavily from it. Still confident it's going to go to $1000 in the near term. MUU is a nice middle ground between just MU shares and call options. The premiums on LEAPs are just too rich for my blood and I hate having to manage theta decay. |
| I can make that happen for you, come work for me and you’ll be well taken care of |
| When is it reporting? |
| My kind of ban bet. |
| are u fkn stupid or new ? rule 3 |
| Right and isn’t the convenience worth $2 a burger at the drive thru?\n\nI feel it is |
| Hormuz hottie big tit |
| dey have no money to lose on HOOD |
| Does no one on this sub know about cpi reports? |
| Spurs tonight, wolves in 7 |
| Traded my Rollie for a AP but I coulda got a Patek and I coulda got a Corvette and I coulda got me a jet and I coulda got me some sense but I only got me some neck |
| Puts on puts |
| The future is a thought in your head and never actually arrives. The past is a memory. Only this moment right now ever really exists. |
| Sounds gay |
| I grabbed the Cat by the Hat, when you're famous Thing 1 and Thing 2 just let you do it. |
| Yes I wish I bought more dram, but Imma keep buying LMT here |
| And expiration is just a few days away. That's tough. |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/Spaceisveryhard made a bet that SPY would go to 720.0 within **4 hours** when it was 735.124 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 0 wins and 2 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) | [Post Verified Trades](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1pp3o5t/verified_trader/) |
| dont mind me, just indicating sentiment |
| Smart |
| Just buy MU. |
| close to $3B cash and 20GW in order book |
| I have 29 shares at 28, time to retire. |
| Whose gonna tell him |
| with so many unemployed, and high costs - i feel like some ppl will need to liquidate 401ks, stonks, everything. It may take time to feel - but it's happening |
| Bears like sounding smart, bulls like making money |
| AI makes more people unemployed, so calls on RDDT and HOOD\n\nSign up to my channel for more stock advice |
| Full ported ASTS and RKLB 7/17 exp calls - no way this goes tits up |
| Loaded up on some MU $800c 15Jul expiration during today’s dip.\n\nHope they print. |
| [is this real?](https://x.com/i/status/2054151928003592389) |
| CSU constellation Software crushed earnings SaaS is not dead |
| Gimme! |
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| Meta should pivot to the dramverse |
| That regular market is Futes for Futes |
| I got wrecked |
| So the whole thing today was because contrary to my rule, I decided to be greedy and didn’t close my put. Because i decided to cheapen out and save $350. Sure enough this put backfired to $1400. Moral of the story: always close your PUTS. |
| It can be bad but that has shit to do with whether the market thinks it's bad or not. Tmr will be whatever it will be. If PPI falls inline with expectations then there might not be a reaction or the reaction maybe small or it might be similar to today (it won't be exact because that would be giving money away). |
| Why? I answered this question honestly. \nReddit:What are your moves tomorrow? \nMe.. I continue to accumulate BGDE \nYou: BAN! \nMake it make sense |
| My belly makes lots of gas. |
| I’d imagine you do this bc we’re in the same boat, but I’ll order a pickup through the app for myself and just eat there to use the CC credit |
| I don’t have much should I do 1k? |
| I deadass have no idea what this means but my accounts almost doubled in 2 months just holding semis |
| The company that makes flash drives? |
| You know we are still in a bull market right? Diamond hand that shit back to <$20 when market corrects |
| That would create a new generation of bag holders |
| Fuck that suck! |
| NBIS put holders LMAO \n\n \nyou about to have a rough waking |
| Holy fuck. This country is about to hit a new level of repression in a few years maybe |
| It’s called refined oil, and it always wears a suit jacket |
| I would keep in mind that until Covid and the mass adoption of delivery by restaurants and consumers - uber was bleeding money. \n\nDelivery adoption was a new behavior that only became scaled because of Covid. Uber just had the infrastructure to take advantage of the new behavior. \n\nTheir previous core business was subsidized by VCs who figured they could out price local taxis, and then change the pricing later once they had scale on consumers using app based ride shares as a normal\nbehavior. \n\nUber has always been a really strong piece of software that connected folks in real time with supply and demand. They just didn’t know that a global pandemic would introduce the convenience of other people shopping for them. \n\nI never liked their business, but the behavior change around delivery as a #1/#2 option is likely going to stick. As OP mentioned, that behavior is less price sensitive than a taxi trip. \n\nI think Uber as a delivery connection software is likely valuable for a long time to come. |
| now don't shoot the messenger here, but futes are incredibly bullish and bers might be fukked\n\npeace, gotta go touch some grass and poop |
| Yep |
| Nice puts idiot |
| Bro got shit right one time and turned into the patron saint of bears.\n\nBetter off listening to Cramer |
| You’re a special one aren’t you |
| Not betting on it unless we get a contract dip for an early lead |
| experts are saying they forgot what they were going to say |
| Burry needs to blow up his port |
| Market has been fraudulent ponzi since the 80s but keep trying to fight the good fight |
| gemini recommended MOD and LITE to me months ago when i asked "what's the next MU?" lol |
| I think you are right. Extremely undervalued…….. big gains |
| People are laughing about it, but this is actually not funny, this is not right |
| There’s no reason for the Fed not to raise Interest Rates at this point other than Pumping the Markets |
| I have the worst luck. I put an order to buy 300 mu at 715. Schwab now has this shitty toggle between shares and dollars. I ended up clicking dollars and bought 300 dollars of mu. I didn't realize it until it moved up 20 pts thinking I had a hefty profit. |
| Damn google getting in on the space datacenter scam was not on my bingo card. |
| Fuck status. I just want financial security and to hopefully retire at some point. To not have life insurance as my best option for providing for my kids and family. |
| I bought |
| well when it hits $100 you’ll still be happy if you buy at $50 |
| Yeah I got my MSFT and META shares and 2028 leaps. The money will rotate back to them soon |
| I'm just glad I got to witness it |
| A retard can place a bear trap, a retard cannot bait a bull and kill it easily |
| Just looking back QQQ was down more that -2% intraday just off some hot cpi and rotation can you imagine if something actually bad happened it would get spartan kicked to hell. |
| Idk why we care about crude oil, I'd rather buy respectful oil myself |
| That's just Intel touching Nana on the fanny in heaven on the right side of the chart. |
| wish Mike would shut up. he is such a wet rag |
| Agree on most points. Yet Broadcom, Nvidia, AMD, Credo, Astera Labs, AOI, Lumentum, Coherent among many chip/networking/storage/memory names growing faster. Some of these names way more profitable. \nI support Marvell (again, I hold it). But it’s not the best name out there now or moving forward.\n\nTheir data center business is not booming. Around $2b in annual revenue. AMD, Broadcom, Nvidia doing 10-30x more than that. |
| That's a fair one too. And the numbers come out nearly the same regarding balancing their value. |
| bulls: "money isn't real, keep buying calls"\n\n"well then, does that mean the revenue these companies are generating compared to how much they did in 1999 doesn't matter either?"\n\nbull: "stfu ugly permabear, nice puts idiot" |
| JPMorgan Chase-led bank group reins in credit line to troubled KKR private credit fund as losses mount |
| SPHQ added to portfolio. old white folks love their costco |
| which AI related stock isn't these days? |
| Undervalued?? It’s still extremely overvalued… forward pe of over 100 and that’s with all the things you said included. Nothing that says move this is anything but normal. The terafab project will lose so much money at first and who knows if it will ever get its feet under it. |
| Fox and Harper listed as questionable… |
| Had a 25 limit order few weeks back didn’t fill forgot about it now I’m crying |
| I mean, it's pretty obviously a dragon and not a bear. People aren't even doing basic due diligence. Try holding your phone sideways. |
| Gotta be careful with those springs, they can take a limb off. |
| https://preview.redd.it/09hnow8y5s0h1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fbd0baa31051ebfd50ff22a207e031c3cbaa5bea |
| I agree, but also Americans are retarded and are fine going into crazy amounts of debt. That being said, I still may get a little piece of what OP is suggesting. Gas is going to $10 soon. |
| Enterprise Value is better indicator of a company's true value than market cap. And eBay's is at least 10x GameStop's. |
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| there's a centuries old tradition of waving red at a bull and it goes full retard and punches air then the intelligent human being stabs it to death to put it out of its retarded misery |
| always seems to be the opposite for me w uber being cheaper, west coast |
| 43% ain’t shi , lmao\n\nHmu when you pass 100% lil bro |
| If SPY goes to 1000 by 2028 does Burry have to delete his substack. |
| I need more MU |
| a spike |
| Major historical events worth noting:\n\n12,000 BC: Human adoption of agriculture in lieu of a strict hunter / gatherer society\n\n2026: Chili's $10.99 For Me adds the Big Crispy chicken sandwich with fries, chips, salsa, and a drink |
| Show us how you did or you’ll get cursed money juju! |
| I just called John Hormuz and he said he's closed for good now. |
| when i said PENG to $50 tomorrow i didnt think it would be up 20% AH |
| Lol |
| Always try to compare yourself to others and leverage every advantage you can in an amoral pursuit of status |
| Imagine if someone offered you a trade of your salary in real US human dollars or 60 percent cash 60 percent game stock stock. There’s only a select few tards on this planet that would take that deal |
| “The plot was too complicated. I couldn’t understand it. I thought it was garbage. But those children. So beautiful with their little hair. Hair is important to me. I love beautiful hair. I’m automatically attracted to beautiful. I just, I pop a tic and move in. Just kiss” |
| https://preview.redd.it/09yq8ud75s0h1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c6b075b9db473cd48e98a5b5cf8b3cd1b042a498\n\n \n$2 trillion for Texas Instruments?! Oh boy, I’m gonna dust off my old TI-99/4A and play me some “Hunt the Wumpus”. I assume it’s gonna be worth a fortune. I’m about to make bank! |
| What was the Tesla AH spike? |
| Bulls r bak baby |
| I am very glad you shared and I got to receive this information from you |
| Spurs or Wolves tonight boys? |
| MU and SNDK coiling up AH like a garage spring coil ready to unleash some fury\n\nPS: if anything is painted red on your garage door never ever fuck with it |
| PPI will come in hot 5%+ YoY\n\nMarket pukes\n |
| I just got up, what happened today? |
| Reported earnings today with updates. Two drugs in pipeline, one drug approaching phase 3 readout (GPS) with 78/80 events needed for lockup of study. Lots of people (myself included) are looking at the math and coming to the conclusion that this is a gamechanger for acute myeloid leukemia. Do your own DD. |
| Sleeper? lol |
| Big whoop, we all need were in the midst of a temporary oil spike. Everyone knew inflation was gonna rise, and everyone knows it will fall once the tantrum between the babies is over with. Raising rates doesn’t help oil driven inflation when the spike in oil is because of the war. |
| https://preview.redd.it/49grhaun5s0h1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7e2a91b18b14a46f8135859d073e7bc86a696031 |
| I hope oil rallies hard tonight and nukes the market tomorrow. Then all my profits can go to pumping gas. |
| Quite the contrary they prefer someone that will cut costs and increase EBITDA/free cash flow instead of the sleeping board taking huge salaries and compensations while doing nothing |
| Crazy times to live in. Im excited to watch what will happen tomorrow. This market is more addictiv than drugs. |
| Anyone gonna buy that new man mecha from China? 🇨🇳 |
| Yeah of course, but there will always be "what-ifs" with every single trade you ever do, and chances are you're never gonna make an absolutely perfect trade so it's very dangerous to even think about imo. A 1900% profit is still insanely good at least. |
| LMAO this is so real |
| This dip was ate up so quick LMAOOO poor Ber |
| Really been considering dumping MSFT lately. But I know as soon as I do, it will leg back up. Maybe... |
| Poet should really just cancel/delay the earnings report and cite it due to ongoing legal issues/revisions. Push it back to say.. ohh idk, some random day in July. That one gambit could easily leave room for another 200% in growth. |
| So less than half your advertised target price? Already hedging your bets and the post isn’t even an hour old?!? 😂 |
| Just doubled my position in MUU after hours. |
| Why do they call it futures if there’s no future |
| TSLA will pop after Musk and 🥭 finish in China on Friday. If you didn’t trade through the China trade war years it was the same song and dance and they could use a win with all the shit going on. |
| Ok so as long as we expect it it’s not bad but then market can react completely independent of that expectation.\n\nThen tmr shouldn’t be as bad then assuming that market reaction is priced in |
| Imagine being on a cruise ship, for one why? And then you are stuck on it because some weird birdwatching couple stopped by a garbage dump to see some birds and inhaled some rat poop |
| It’s called a slaughter house lol |
| Shouldn't you have bought some today when it was down? |
| Shall we shag now, or shag later\n\n☹️ |
| sure there's a bull trap, it's called Meta |
| Superconductors |
| Lol no one is within conventional ballistic missile range of the US. |
| the money my shorts are losing sure feels real to me tho |
| Don’t have to imagine -\_- |
| Wtf is happening at peng |
| I'll check their website |
| 1000 can come in a single good day |
| For now there aren’t. You’re underestimating Marvell, yeah they’re not growing as fast as memory/cpu/gpu chip designers. Market is forward looking and the stock price will run up much sooner than the actual photonics revenue hits the books. Just look at AMD. \n\n1. Marvell and NVIDIA deal $2 billion to integrate NVLINK into their custom silicons.\n2. Marvell in talks with GOOGL for TPU’s\n3. Marvell already makes ASICS for tranium chips and will benefit from Amazon and Anthropic’s deal for data centers.\n4. Marvell has celestial AI and strong portfolio of 1.6T and 800G optical transceivers, strong foothold in silicon photonics \n5. Booming data center custom ASIC business for inference similar to Broadcom |
| 40$ is 40$ |
| What are your moves tomorrow? |
| Hell yea hope you kill it 👍🏼 |
| Calls on $SNDK? |
| 200 x 800C May 15th bought for 7.9 each sold for 13,5\n\nrolled to (and holding):\n\n85 x 830C May 15th + 100 x 900C May 29th |
| It’s kind of funny how there is an actual bear trap in real life but a bull trap not so much. Makes you think. |
| PPI in line. We moon |
| Ask your drug dealer if you can pay half cash, half ass. |
| Rooting for CMPS tomorrow!!! |
| jensen bought up DRAM early. im gonna buy more SOXX after reading it |
| Don’t lose as much as I did today |
| Tim Cook, Musk, Boeing, Blackrock, etc. |
| I was planning to purchase mram today but bought LITE instead. Fuck my life |
| Semiconductors have a lot more upside if they can successfully turn into fullconductors |
| wtf are futures |
| I’m in!! Excellent write up by Equity Empire. \n\nWhat was their SPAC ticker? Was it listed at $10 prior to the closure?\n\n |
| Fuck |
| Give it to me that’s not fair |
| Bagholders been praying for a pump for months |
| Spy 770c 5/22 |
| It wasn't unexpected. The important number to pay attention to is what is expected. The deviation from that is what the market reacts to. |
| Oh the way back from CHY-NUH aboard the Lolita express with various CEOs |
| I’ve increased my position 40 shares since this post. |
| not sure what that has to do with anything |
| Any fucking AI news and the roaches come out to play |
| you'll usually do well inversing wsb |
| https://youtu.be/nUKgeAKTaXM |
| something is seriously wrong, which is why market will keep ripping |
| Yeah we haven't gone down in weeks and it wasn't even a 1% day, we got plenty more room to go. |
| Hold with conviction, buy under tension, ignore all the mentions, enjoy reminiscence |
| RKLB, INTC, MRAM |
| Let's pump msft |
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| It was tempting to sell some today but I believe in the nerd CEO who talks like a jock and the "devs who sleep under their desks" or whatever. I also think edge AI will be very useful in the coming years, though who knows if they'll survive competition |
| !banbet MRAM -4% 7d |
| Strike at Samsung plant will make MU demand sky rocket. We mught hit 1000 before month end. |
| SPX 7600 monday |
| No…investing at $10 makes much better risk:return. If you can’t grasp the difference between investing in a company at $10B at $10 vs entering at $115 AHs then I’m afraid you need to amputate your brain. It’s up 70% from YTD. \n\nThis is coming from someone who invested in 25s,30s and 40s. \n\nPleasure buy more here so I can keep selling my CCs to you morons |
| Lemme know the next 5 bets so I can inverse them |
| thx for the hopium king I needed it ✨ |
| MSFT its been beaten down, a company like this with a PE of 24 is a huge bargain. I’ve been loading the boat. |
| wasn't uber supposed to die like 5 years ago |
| SPY 800c 7/31\n\nMU 1480c 5/15 |
| Earnings Beat: The biopharmaceutical company reported a Q1 adjusted loss per share of \(\$0.05\), outperforming the analyst consensus estimate of a \(\$0.07\) loss.\n\nLmao\n\nBut yeah that 80th result will totally prove that the treatment works.\n\nThank god for gemini. |
| I hear a lot of "I quit my 6 figure job for this" these days, then they say what their job was, and its like assistant sales manager at a mid size toyota dealership and I realize '6 figures' dont mean much no more |
| bears actually fell for the trap |
| futes poppin like hot grease |
| MU if you want to print, MSFT if you want to be stagnant and meta if you want to destroy it. |
| Tell that to Kioxia |
| I have a small port bro. slowly trying to grind to 1k myself |
| always an upside. \n\nI used the USDA Home loan program to turn a house down payment into WSB $$\n\n20% down payment on a house is a silly idea to me tbh |
| Bullish |
| By the end of this AI cycle both will 3-4x. I’d just get DRAM and call it a day |
| None he’s too busy threatening Iran! |
| Because I bought, should have warned you guys |
| Imagine getting shook out of your memory positions today lol |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/Short-Dependent7676 made a bet that ASTS would go to 100.0 within **3 days** when it was 74.851 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 30 wins and 38 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) | [Post Verified Trades](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1pp3o5t/verified_trader/) |
| Don’t apologize to those cowards |
| I hate taking a small position on something expecting to average down and then it just rips up to generate me a smooth $40 |
| Bro idk what the fuck is going on with Nvidias post earnings release stats, I just thought this was a copy pasta so I flipped it |
| Enjoy poverty. |
| MSFT & META - We wanna drop more\n\nRDDT - Hold my beer |
| Only custom is raised from 5 to 10 effective is 15 yes. Much worse. |
| Anyone else see the VWAV buy last week? $4.3B |
| What's it being removed for?! |
| In my ass |
| Have yall heard about semiconductors? I think theyre gonna be big money. Just bought some SNDK on the dip today. Something about turning sand into disks? Idk tbh |
| Nah, I follow the industry. I hold Marvell. Solid company but lots of other semi/storage/memory/networking names growing at faster rates and more profitable. They’re growing at around 27%. This is on the low end in the industry right now. They will likely blow up in 2 years when their photonics revenues start to come online.\n\nTLDR: MRVL is solid but if you want quick gains in AI hardware there are better names |
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| !banbet |
| Can someone please tell me where to put my money please? |
| Yeah I’m up 8% |
| This guy knows his stocks. |
| Wtf was that stick |
| You good |
| Thank you Korean politician for making everyone freak out and panic sell memory stocks so that I could buy the dip |
| GameStop max bid didn't even hit the reserve |
| SPY 737p 5/15 |
| How wife got a massive dick |
| I didn't dip as badly as others. |
| I didn't think red days were possible. Tomorrow will be green for sure. |
| It only goes down after earnings. Its has 47 times in a row. It's at ATH numbers. If you believe this, you truly belong here. |
| futes futing |
| One of the better OKLO calls I’ve listened to |
| Lost 1.9k, i wish i made what u did!!! 🙏🙏 |
| Damn it, I'm not |
| Are u his alt account? Lol |
| I love buying at these levels when everyone chases the top of other names. My patience will pay off 🤑🤑 |
| Was it 1 earthquake and an aftershock or 2 earthquakes? |
| MRAM my bussy |
| I got $1100calls and $500 puts |
| Getting that ratio a little better 🥲 |
| "Nobody's Pricing Correctly" stock is up 200% in 12 months |
| This ain’t prayerline |
| The house always wins |
| nothing good...for now.. |
| Schizotardness |
| What’s it gonna hold? |
| What was your play? |
| It’s up more than 100% ytd I don’t think it’s a sleeper 😂. |
| Your greed will consume you. |
| #Ban Bet Won\n---\n\n/u/jasperCrow made a bet that PENG would go to 50.0 within **4 days** when it was 44.47 and it did, congrats gigabrain.\n\nTheir record is now 3 wins and 11 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) | [Post Verified Trades](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1pp3o5t/verified_trader/) |
| well id like that but on what basis? technicals? |
| OPEN THE CASINO YOU CRAZY BASTARDS. |
| I bought 700c for december 2027 but if it could hit $755 by 5/15 that would be epic 😂 |
| we should get in there and whack those things off. nothing better to do |
| There's a typo in your post. There's no 1 in 7%. |
| certainly aggressive, regarded strike price. big time move needed. but this is wsb. regards |
| Nice ai slop \n\nNo one’s talking about it because it’s up 100% YTD and almost 200% YOY.\n |
| So is TSLA, semi trucks and semi conductors 🤑 |
| The plan is space-based interceptors. Though there are plenty of holes in that idea a week |
| Here when u wake up |
| Being retarded is a gift if you have self-control and good risk management\n\nBasically, selective retardness |
| You spelled down wrong. It's spelled down. |
| LUNR loves to dip +5% intraday just to close flat |
| Not bad thesis for once |
| Where 🥭 🌮 tuesday |
| This kinda pisses me off\nAnything here is already too late |
| Geg the "D"RAM"' ' D in your ass |
| Anything hard is not gay, anything soft is gay |
| I can see the current guy struggling to get through "The Cat in the Hat". |
| Where will you be when MU hits 900 tomorrow? |
| Top 3 stocks I should buy now |
| We used to always post our positions. \nWhat happened guys?\n\nDIA 500p 05/22 |
| Hey guys, do you think that Nvidia will go up 7% immediately after earnings or that Nvidia will go up 7% immediately after earnings?\n\nI actually think Nvidia will go up 7% immediately after earnings but I also think it's possible that Nvidia will go up 7% after earnings.\n\nHow are you weighing the possibility that Nvidia could go up 7% immediately after earnings, Nvidia could go up 7% immediately after earnings, or Nvidia could go up 7% immediately after earnings? |
| yea theres no way to put the CPI and SPX charts side by side and see how SPX does during CPI spikes |
| MRVL is a sleeper semi stock that’s going to pull an MU real soon. |
| SOFI, META, MSFT, SHOP, RDDT, NFLX - Why are you gae? |
| Don't worry, I felt the same when I turned like 31. Everyone around me marrying and having kids. That pressure to keep up with my friends was real. Enjoy your independence now because once you get a gf/marry/have kids, you suddenly gain so much responsibilities and stress where it doesn't involve just you, you'll wish to have some lone time frequently. |
| Is it more painful on an emotional level to know that you fumbled a chance to 12x your money ($10 to $120) or 60x your money ($2 to $120)? Don’t get me wrong, if it happened again I’d still walk away and take the win, but it hurts to know you could’ve had a downpayment on a house but settled for a used car, yadig? |
| I had two kids with an unfaithful wife. Now they live 2 hours away at her boyfriends. I pay that whore 40% of my net every month. Trust me, you dont want that. Enjoy your independence. |
| I don't know what they are working on but they seem like the kinda company that might come out swinging with a photonic latch and kick off the optical processing revolution |
| I deserve to feel this way. I’m a coward |
| https://preview.redd.it/qslxzgj04s0h1.jpeg?width=1320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7e9c6f98b733313ee46b63c95356ec313cbe56bc |
| PPI tomorrow will be even hotter as tradition |
| Please god. |
| Just ride the wave |
| I would take out what I paid plus 100% or so. Then you at least made a nice profit and can relax whatever happens. Secure the rest with a put like: Intel 90 in January 2027. When the stock then looses dramatically the put gains and you don't suffer that bad. When the stock continues to gain, the put looses and in the end becomes worthless. It is like an insurance. |
| Indeed, that's why I chose to bet heavily |
| My Boy has got the formula. LFG! |
| Just peg him with something huge. He’ll enjoy that more in the long run |
| I'm sure the stranger knew. You really shouldn't keep the knee pads out on the front porch of your neighbor's. |
| I assume terrible diet & does little exercise |
| The Obama narrated ocean docuseries is pretty decent ngl |
| I mostly do individual tech stocks.\n\nI only started actively investing/ gambling in January. Started hot, then lost pretty much everything, now clawing my way back. \n\nI've been doing better the last month by being less risky and more selective with my buys |
| Over 400% increase from the year prior at this point |
| DGXX pumping again |
| Inflation? What inflation? 4% is the new 2%. |
| If by we you mean your mom then sure |
| Already made 160k from the dip on MU.\n\nLFG |
| All these CEOs are desperate to sell the finished product in China the stuff they already manufacture there. Puts on the American consumer |
| aapl calls |
| down 17% after earnings |
| News: "Uh, Iran has most of it's missile sites back up..."\n |
| META please go to $630 at least by 5/15, I would really appreciate if you can got to $755 by 5/15 |
| True, holding on to them calls with everything I got… |
| they were talking about GDX on CNBC |
| Maybe if you listened you wouldn't be poor. Size the fuck up\n\nEDIT: nvm turns out buddy is not THAT poor\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/984kkc4t3s0h1.png?width=680&format=png&auto=webp&s=c372f5ead2c2b2ef2d364cf61e0aff2f04720716 |
| More like a baby pump |
| 93% drivel post |
| Ring it....regard! |
| No one cares about open |
| So MSFT? Why? |
| Yess |
| Mu (800bn market cap) or sndk (250bn) has most legs? |
| I’m sure they are just as useless |
| It will go up 7% after earnings |
| Hyperscalers to the moon tomorrow plz. |
| "Earthquakes"\n\nThis happened at the beginning of this whole debacle as well. A big one. Bunker busters IMO. Not that we would know 🤷♂️ |
| Nope |
| I'm curious about where "online" learning will go in the next 20 years (I mean learning that happens as the model executes, instead of in a separate pre-training step). I understand that it's a hard problem. But I'm still curious about it. |
| i dont think about this at all |
| Yay |
| I’ll bust all over |
| oh boy did you make a mistake. So much easy money you left on the table! DO YOU NOT WANT TO RETIRE EARLY?! |
| better + rather than - |
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| Hey guys, do you think that Nvidia will go down 7% immediately after earnings or that Nvidia will go down 7% immediately after earnings?\n\n\nI actually think Nvidia will go down 7% immediately after earnings but I also think it's possible that Nvidia will go down 7% after earnings.\n\n\nHow are you weighing the possibility that Nvidia could go down 7% immediately after earnings, Nvidia could go down 7% immediately after earnings, or Nvidia could go down 7% immediately after earnings? |
| made 31 bucks today. a win is a win |
| MRAM a cock up my ass |
| Boss level CPI was difficult. What's the next level boss we gotta go up against?\n\nWe expecting something juicy out of China's meeting? |
| Sorry shorts but housing contracts are up and on the rise for $OPEN |
| I trusted my fart too much and shit myself a little bit at work today. \n\nI lost the battle. |
| MSFT holders stay strong, patience will pay off. 🚀 |
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| My friend is interested in options\n\nWe won't be friends after i teach him hehe |
| **Ban Bet Created:** **/u/Shot-Acanthaceae1420** bet **SPY** goes from **737.38** to **745.0** before **13-May-2026 05:57 PM EDT**\n\nTheir record is 0 wins and 1 losses.\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) | [Post Verified Trades](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1pp3o5t/verified_trader/) |
| !banbet SPY 745 1d |
| Finally, a high iq individual |
| I did it guys, I bought the dip and I timed it pretty good. (Will def be another leg down tomorrow) |
| Sold Intel at 200%+\nHappy but fomo kicking in |
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| Now is time to make the pivot from SNDK to MU if you were in the former.\n\nHBM shortage not only going to last longer- it’s controlled by only 3 players who know they hold big tech by the ballls the next 5 years |
| I guess all relative to your position |
| That's going to require the sale of a lot of NFT's |
| What stocks do you mainly focus? Is it usually QQQ and SPY? |
| 90 tmr |
| Etoro down and markets not even open. UTTER SHITE |
| this comment alone convinced me to seek atm puts. Thank u |
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| Bers don’t realize high inflation pushes capital into the stock market 😂 |
| the neighbor alerted someone walking by that I was about to blow something 👉👈 |
| Tehran has more earthquakes than California. Super seismically active. Not news (unless its a huge one). |
Isn’t it 15% for both Gold and Silver? \n\n reuters.com www.reuters.com |
| because this stuff is fucking HARD. Governments have been laughably bad at trying this for two decades now. |
| Spy calls |
| SHARES |
| Yep, I have owned it for a good while now. Good stock |
| **Get lost you damn robot!!!!** |
| nbis better be 200$ when i wake up |
| Newsflash - It’s already burning 😅😅 |
| bring it on bers |
| i dunno, i think we go down more tomorrow.\n\n |
| MUU the only way to go |
| MU 800 minimum tomorrow. Sorry bears. |
| Too late |
| Except if AI takes control of Nuclear, them we're ded |
| why do people keep confusing this place with /r/investing |
| The D in your donut??\n\n# AYOOOOO!!! |
| MRAM strong |
| This is the way. |
| 🐮🐮🐮 |
| Not da earfquake machine 🫨 |
| I did not know that, that awesome |
| TE was the same but I think it will be more for medium term or atleast next earning. |
| Hopefully tomorrow 125 |
| When nvidia hits $250 after earnings. Im buying myself a rolling knife sharpener |
| SNDK and MU are gonna hit new ATHs tomorrow mark my words |
| No thanks |
| gg, get out while you can. |
| "Two earthquakes have reportedly hit Iran, per Reuters"\n\n\nLooks like Japan is sending Godzilla to Iran. |
| The four ninja turtles are:\n\nDonaldtello.\n\nMichaelangelos.\n\nRalphael.\n\nAnd Leonardo Dicaprio.\n\nI did it, I named them all. Man that was tough! |
| Thats what I say about mah hoes |
| This is simultaneously the most hilarious and most fucked up thing I’ve read today |
| Why do you keep asking everyone the same question. Do your own DD dude |
| It is 100% a Green Day tmrw |
| Pretty sure he doesn’t have the votes with or without jPow. Miran is the only guy that’s been voting for a cut, so Warsh still needs 4 more to just force a 6-6 vote. |
| Rocket builder tycoon |
| I want the D\n\nthe donut |
| im buying at 76 after reading this retard thesis. |
| GEV, CCJ |
| 🥭 is in China you’ll be fine we are ripping |
| You're going to come back with another thank you within the next month. |
| I think we'll stay flat until 🥭 and Xi meeting news comes out.\n\n \nBut then again, the fuck do I know? I just buy and hold. |
| Buying after 1000% gains, wsb standard behavior |
| I will mostly just buy calls, so my direction is up. \n\nI'm trying to be less risky in my plays so I tend to prefer ATM calls with 10 dte.\n\nMy last one was Q 150c that I bought middle of last week. \n\nI sold too early but still made decent profit\n\n |
| Dude you are chilling, why are you worrying. It will probably be 130 tmr |
| eyeing EOSE rn 👁️👁️ |
| POET puts or nah |
| had a buddy lock in a 20k once, felt unrel |
| I knew it I wasn’t crazy when i added strike 30 calls 2028 expiration!! Fuc* it all in on Sony AI 🤖 |
| Didn’t get cooked at open but by close |
| Every time I listen to "Le paradis blanc" (Michel Berger) a profound sadness takes hold of me. I dont know what the lyrics mean, its just so sad that he died so young. Thank you for your attention to this matter. |
| ATH tomorrow |
| RTX is public |
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| Using lowercase letters too!\n\n# 🚨 Millenial alert!\n\n🫂 Come here, friend |
| I made a good amount on NNE over the years but i haven’t checked in on it in a minute\n\nHad a good board with connections based on my original dd |
| They will get rid of it I'm sure |
| You're only 33 and I'm presuming you're neither Mormon nor Amish. What's the pressure? |
| We’re def tanking tomorrow |
| META is going to rip tomorrow |
| Is it because of EOSE earning tomorrow? |
| Probably because Samsung talks broke down |
| All your algos are mine 🤖 |
| Trump Xi meeting this will be the most manipulated green weve ever seen. Im leveraged to the tits after the dip |
| Anybody here have an qs gains |
| BUT THE DOW, THE DOW IS 50 THOUSAND |
| HOOD filed for a new etf today👀👀 |
| PORN? |
| How much you gotta spend to make (or lose) 20k? |
| I'm doing to do a triple radivilov vault and sling a turd of shit into my boss's office window |
| Why is it up? |
| this is legendary |
| DOnny knows he can't go boots on the ground, I think its going to be another campaign of strikes over a couple of weeks and then we pull out and Iran is going to keep the enriched uranium and the toll on the strait. \n\nI know that sounds crazy but boots on the ground is way crazier I think. |
| DONATELLA VERSACE <3 |
| I'd say green tomorrow but PPI makes it uhh |
| Ok Mr scammer |
| Chronically poor regards like you have been saying this since Rocket Lab hit $10. And now at $115 we are still far from the top. |
| Wendys |
| Micheal Beary will soon start an onlyfans for the Bers 🐻 |
| I agree. Spy going crazy tmr |
| Every time I buy a stock it crashes. So I plan on buying fractional shares of spy every day to watch the world burn |
| well yea i had a myspace |
| I sharted but I’m too lazy to get out of bed so I’m just gonna let it dry out |
| What's going to happen to my PP tmr? |
| CPI was horrible no? Highest inflation since march 2023 |
| show me. need that bear fuel |
| MU pumping after hours |
| ban |
| what did you made the profit off of? |
| DD: am lazy and order food when I make money off RH. Also calls on RH |
| After being a bear for the entire past month while everything has been ripping up, I gave up and full port into spy calls today. So that means its the end of the bull run, you have been warned. |
| Bullish sign. |
| This isn't buying a used game lol |
| 620, once. then 1,000 is okay. |
| Ah, yeah an ETF will do just fine. I’m specifically asking about the OKLO & SMR types. Photonics is coming. |
| Indian goverment just increased import tax on gold from 5 to 10%. The INR is doing so bad the government has to stop people from converting the currency to gold. \n\nShort the Indian rupee free money, more to come. |
| That drop from 9 to like 5 k had to have been brutal |
| i bet you cant |
| Palmer has said an IPO will happen eventually, and he’s already running the company as if it were public. When, is anyone’s guess. |
| Are there any news? Why did it jump AH? |
| Hopefully lol cause I put calls 121 till Friday I am cooked? |
| Who is that? |
| Honestly I’m pretty pissed we built Israel one without first making one for ourselves. I kinda assumed this already existed, atleast for major cities, and we just don’t have missiles popping off on the reg. |
| Ok but I bought calls and made money. The only reason I sold is due to CPI and PPI but I’m buying back in if the market doesn’t shit itself. I will vibe trade and take your money thanks |
| wow he must be sitting on loads of money |
| Is the plan to just start building anti-missle bases all over the USA? It is pretty difficult to create the iron dome technology in America without people concerned with safety... The dangers of having just bases scattered all over the USA with highly powerfuly explosives just sounds like a bad idea. Creating targets for enemy nations to strike first, so no one would ever want to live anywhere near that blast radius. Along with the security of it all... |
| What would that be? |
| New Batlefield 6 update.\n\nMay the unemployed go forth and hold the line while they wait for tax payer reenforcements. |
| That's just how you get your foot in the door before you can start accepting defense grift contracts. |
| Escape from Golden Dome obstacle course |
| Brother you're 33 not 53 |
| He says that all the time of course he'll be right once in a while |
| wait lmao so EVERYONE is going... except NVDA 😞 |
| Just had a kid at 36 and now can only think about how to leave her enough wealth if I die early |
| Pretty sure it gave some bulls a thrashing too |
| It was this bad today because they know it will be as bad so I guess priced in. Calls |
| CPI wasn't even bad today. Market is just to overextended and Iran situation is getting past the point of not being able to ignore |
| Rocket Lab... |
| Havent heard that shit ticker in awhile LOL |
| Who knows, could go up or could go down. ndq ~20% in a month is completely normal so for sure there is no risk in buying |
| People have been saying the same thing for the last 4 years. HFSP |
| Just set a limit sale or buy the wifi |
| Nice lil pump. No idea where this thing ends up but my basis is 1.50 so I'm just watching the show |
| I still cannot believe you cannot grasp why a $25k 2-seater that does 80% of what a $35k 5-seater does is better in the marketplace. |
| Is an excellent way to lose money |
| is margin call considered weak hands? |
| Hope SLS dips back down from regards profit taking. Didn't have "capital" (port was red and too pussy to margin) and couldn't buy when it was 4.5\n\n |
| Raytheon and Anduril are partnering up with RKLB. Looks like the only play here Is RKLB as it's the only thing that is public. $200 RKLB EOY? |
| Bruh. |
| All of them 🤗 i don’t wanna choose |
| All aboard the Lolita express! Under new management! |
| Anyone playing the DT earnings in the morning? |
| MU giving bers a little what for |
| PLTR as well |
| 🥵 |
| Huh. Maybe Ukraine wasn’t the good underdog we were led to believe. |
| Hell yeah bro good for you! That’s awesome |
| Agree Im hoping for a 397-400 entry point |
| Meta didn't even crack 1% today and its down after-hours lmao let me know if you need help bud |
| Some of you said "rawr" unironically back in the day and it shows |
| 🍆💦🤣 |
| If PPI comes in as bad as CPI then wouldnt tmr be a repeat of today? |
| Set a stop loss? |
| Far and away my favorite bot |
| I wonder if it'll just match my port |
| Puts? |
| That awkward moment when your wife asks where her anniversary present is and you have to explain to her who JPow is |
| $LITE, $COHR, $SIVE \n\nThese are the play tomorrow. Gorgeous dips. |
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| I need QCOM back to 230 +tomorrow pretty please. |
| Why did this remind me of rblx? |
| LUNR has zero role in this lol |
| You regards will never learn. Investing at ATHs and then cry when it corrects. |
| MU puts |
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| Whos ready for the short squeeze tomorrow to ATHs? |
| Glad I didnt touch OKLO for earnings, shit barely fucking move |
| nice "work for your bag" mentality. |
| Bonds lol |
| Tomorrow is for healing |
| Told y’all dumps are just discounted calls |
| The only reason we need a "Golden Dome" is because Chuck Norris is dead. I never fully appreciated how much he meant to the safety of this country. |
| But seriously you think tomorrow willl be new high probably 125-130? |
| 50k MU you say? Im in. |
| Held my calls expiring Friday, (I’m out of the money) but did buy DRAM calls at the V ITM for jan2027 and June 2027 🐂 |
| No position here. May I ask your baggie nuclear stock of choice? |
| Do you need me to tell you something useful? |
| They lost more money than estimated. Why the fuck would it move anywhere but down |
| These are the roaring twenties. |
| So I can come back and say "I told you regards" |
| At this point, why not |
| Probably a new shell company from Israel where orange man has some stake. \n\nIf not Anduril or RKLB |
| I appreciated the $DRAM discount, thanks to those who made it happen. |
| On a side note, I did not know you can delete and undelete your reddit account. |
| So the real estimate is like 12 trillion |
| Raytheon, Boeing, Lockheed, Space-X |
| Fuck it! BALLS DEEP IN SLS |
| Apply to JPM |
| this might be the top |
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| Yeah, I think you can use eBay perfectly for a Cashflow generating hustle, which is highly optimizable. When you look at current management, they seems to be clueless. I give that to Ryan. All the money into buybacks? 11k employees, for what? Nearly no customer support (in Germany, so guess it's a global thing), 2 billion or something like that in marketing? What marketing even? CEO getting stock awards of 20million, yea. No.\n\nEspecially since eBay is legit working like a good machine on its own. Unnecessary to waste so much money on upper management with literally no vision.\n\nI bet he would do it better, what people don't see is, Ryan's work on GameStop and chewy was incredible. Literally. The guy is laser focused. But he would get eBay with debts of 20 billion plus GameStop, which he might scale to a yearly profit of 500 million in the future, but tbh - the premium is in my opinion to high. Maybe he is dropping a good plan, with some other investors involved, but so far I don't want to invest in a high leverage play, without any details. |
| Become a congressman and you’ll find out 😎 |
| I dont see how Roblox could benefit from this but Ive been suprised before. |
| I read this as the ballroom lol. Wouldn’t be surprised. |
| Ticker starts with P and ends with R . 4 letters |
| Tell me |
| Is this motherfucker Barron or what?! Every time he posts the returns are fucking good! And it's fucking stocks not options!\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/ho6hs6oi1s0h1.png?width=320&format=png&auto=webp&s=430a4cd84716a6b0c9adcb28112805668ae3fe96\n\n |
| IonQ is on the shortlist of contractors |
| to shake the bulls, then fuck the bers, as is tradition |
| Explain why it’s still up. I’ll wait, I know why you don’t |
| What kina bull cycle is this???\n\nS&P500 did a 70-point reversal today to just shake out the remaining weak hands 😂 |
| What if that V was a trap for exit liquidity tomorrow? LMAO 🤌 |
| Qqq to 720 please? |
| Analyst upgrade to 230 this morning |
| Bylord why have a kid if things are only getting more hellish out there. As for no hoes, sorry about that but they aren't worth the trouble either. |
| It takes a lot to start a downtrend after a huge uptick. Any dip needs to be bought by those who missed out until everyone is in who wanted to be, and then if there's still negative sentiment we can fall |
| Waymo recalling their cars lmao\n\nI saw one run a red light a few days ago |
| Ah yes, must save Cleveland and Omaha from those ICBM nukes |
| In anticipation to a usual taco on taco tuesday. |
| Still better to get cash and buy whatever they feel like instead of just getting shares. |
| Fake news NYT trying to crash the market |
| That -10% could get re-bought in a day. Like the way MU has been moving. 15% on last Friday alone so 🤷♂️? Short term pain for some long term gains. I thought today would be it but the way we V’ed I have even more confidence in it now. |
| SPY could go up or down tomorrow but one thing is certain, reddit servers shitting the bed when it does. |
| Tired of this piece of shit android phone |
| $UMAC and $OPEN are my two main plays for the next weeks 🤑 |
| What did his Substack say? LMAO 🤌 |
| Back down tomorrow dont worry |
| I sold mine early for 50% profit 🙁 |
| Love that they named it after Nancy Reagan. |
| invest in their partners and suppliers, like AMPX and RKLB |
| Why did the market V today? I was promised no V |
| Hey me too! See you at Wendy’s!! |
| Burry said the market is gonna crash so I guess that's a fact |
| $FEAM. Junior miner that already produces boron in socal. Just signed their first offtake agreement as announced today. Stock is under $2/share. I foresee it going much higher. |
| Cash out and join IBRX |
| Dude don’t worry man. Think of it like this, you got the hard part done. Now you and your family will live a good life with the money you made so far |
| Lol downvoted didn’t post it. \n\nCome on man you sold immediately right? Let’s see it \n |
| Right so a 2 seater Tesla CC is $25k and a 5 seat Model 3 is $35k… but somehow a 5 seat CC is going to be $100k 🤔 |
| What if today was a trap to kill all the bear tomorrow? 🤔 |
| that 1.2 trillion number feels oddly specific but yeah |
| Msft 400 tomorrow and thats where I’ll be buyin 😎 |
| Ai for generating pretty postcards, and possibly even actually aiming things at things |
| Not a loss until I sell LMAO 🤌 Yeah i got 1200 shares @ 420 (Yes I set the buy order at the funny number) |
| Why are you pumping it to wsb regards, I have been quietly staking analog chip up both in US and in EU |
| Those cars are free! |
| Can you buy puts now plz |
| Uhh for may 15th LMAOOO. With how this market is i dont dare to trade that far ahead. Max for me is a week or two |
| Hope my calls start printing soon 🤑 |
| Anduril won't have a big part of this. This is very much a prime contractor or Space-X thing. |
| "he doesn’t think about the finances or the financial situation of the American people" LMAO CLOWN |
| Intuitive machines. l3harris |
| Willy wonka grindset |
| So you think tomorrow willl be 200 lol |
| Puts on puts 🤔 |
| I was wrong people last their ass on WOLF on the Chapter 11 and reverse split 1 new share per 120. But yea stocks only go up, even the silly ones thankfully. |
| Where can I watch? |
| You wrote "there wealth" lmao. |
| Enjoy your life. |
| Jensen Huang the kind of guy who signs on every exposed titty at an orgy with a special sharpie |
| Thank you. Wall Street doesn’t share your sentiment. |
| I took some major realized Ls today, but I day traded/scalped myself back into the green, and NVDA/DRAM ended the day going up. I hedged my tech holdings with some XOM LEAPS that had dipped slightly at the end of the day, too.\n\nShockingly turned out to be a good day for me despite the great circuit breaker of May 12th.\n\ntl;dr ber r fuk, buy calls |
| Yo gang I'm tryna make some money any sauce ? |
| ASTS 🫡 |
| 200 only real option |
| High conviction? Sir, this is a casino. But PBR. Its energy and EM and weak dollar play all at the same time. |
| The whole point of Anduril was to upend Pentagon contracting by developing systems in-house they believe are valuable and then selling them as-is to the government, not getting an order form from the government to build what the government wants.\n\nSo this doesn’t seem like something Anduril would play ball with tbh, but what do i know. |
| Corporate life will really have you beefing with a 66 year old man at 9am |
| alright we got the 1 red day a week out of the way, now we can pump back to new ATH. |
| I’m 33 and made money from stocks but got no gf or kids. It’s lonely and feels like I should have a family by now |
| Soooo… you lost money?? |
| I'll buy more |
| $OPEN continuing their trend into AH…things gonna be spicy tomorrow |
| Oklo hardly moving after that earnings display —if you are wondering if we are close to the top the answer is absolutely not |
| https://preview.redd.it/3a77gajv0s0h1.png?width=235&format=png&auto=webp&s=62807d381e7371241b48a7b028b3f36cc1d74478\n\n |
| RKLB |
| Down 13.4% ytd, 8.15 yoy, 20.03 6m.\n\nUp 5% over a month and 10.1% during the fuckin huge spike week on news doesn’t seem like it’s really ran up.\n\nI’m not making a bull case for Sony, rather saying this doesn’t look like it’s really pumped rn. |
| We all think you're rich. |
| Seeing how they do nothing, and I do nothing..... 13billion please! |
| What are some good nuclear stocks? |
| How far out would that example be? Couple weeks out?\n\nI was looking at ASTS puts before earnings and they looked so affordable too. Just was unsure with IV/expir date |
| blah blah blah, which part of AI don't you understand? |
| what do you have your other 0.01% in? Unclear why you didn't go all in. |
| People say crazy things. All women r not the same. She might hv adopted that phrase from some men that told her that before |
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| Qcom also going |
| Ukraine likes them too |
| 2 weeks is so early. How do you decide which direction to ride tho? |
| What ur expectation for tomorrow? You think it will be 125-130? |
| The way it was running up i figured people were expecting something good on earnings. Looks like they don't give a shit either way though and im banned for a week. |
| We going to $1000 |
| Hoping some of it goes to ONDS |
| Txn is a good buy and pays a nice dividend, but this is historically extremely elevated for it. \n\nIt will see 200 at some point again in the next year. |
| Eso es legal? |
| Just before the end of the day I bought $450 puts that expire in June. We'll see.\n\nEdit: June expiry, not July |
| Us golden dome is like 2 trilly |
| https://preview.redd.it/5f0xukdl0s0h1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=35ac2ad15708a0294f132ecbb383750083902bcf\n\n \nmeanwhile i timed the low of the day almost perfect and got what you missed |
| Pretty cool that in a few years you'll have a subscription to something like MDai and it will give you tailored advice, track your history, manage prescriptions and supplements, etc etc\n\n\nI'm going to live to 200 |
| 🙌 |
| Hey guys I’m from the future (2030) and I have some really good news. MU is 50,000, gas is free because everyone went on strike until they just started giving it away, 🥭 is still president and the ceasefire with Iran is still holding up! Oh and the yen just passed the dollar. |
| Popping up around Boston too |
| I called hikes for this year about 6 weeks ago. Just saying so you know how smart I am. |
| Don’t be like your daddy! PULL OUT BOY |
| Keep it up and we all get government cheese, from that cheese cave. It's actually quite yummy |
| Lettuce and sauce makes a great combo for a 40 minute delivery time. |
| How can we invest in Anduril ? |
| yh we need 500 eow or its not a real company |
| LFG |
| Premiums for earnings this week aint too bad ngl. Bought a slightly OTM NBIS put and it was like $450 |
| Made money on Puts and Calls today.. BUT ITS NOT ENOUGH TO COVER UP THE HOLE MSFT IS DIGGING IN MY ACC LMAO 🤌 |
| What’s up with PLTR? Why is it up? I don’t see any news |
| Just need SPY to be green tomorrow and I’m making some money🤑 Also buying a ton of REA right after IPO was an excellent decision. |
| Raytheon partnered with RKLB ;)\n\nAnduril also working with RKLB on missile tech and launches |
| You're not wrong. You're early, which means that unless you have the guts to stomach a possible 30% drop over the next 18-20 months you may want to reconsider. |
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| It already recovered quite a bit |
| I mean, eBay is quite nice. Low cost business, customer and seller/vendors are the storage and logistics provider, you just get a good middle man fee.\n\nAlso it's a bit like Google. People in the core regions will have eBay first in their mind, if they are talking about selling used stuff. So it's hard to get in for competition.\n\nI personally like the business and if Ryan would be able to get the business without a huge debt load, I would agree with it and even invest in him. As mentioned, he is one of the most efficient CEOs I ever saw - quite hands on. But I don't really like to Invest my money in a stock with an in transparent financing plan. You can leave this play out and reinvest if a good plan is dropped, you agree with or if we can see the profit / debt lvl matching the market cap. For now it would be heavily inflated in my mind, especially since it's quite clear that Ryan is not in for a squeeze, he want to build something - but for now I'm not ready to pay the premium.\n\nOfc there is a good chance, he is already having a very good plan or some partners and he don't hast to pay high interests on a 20 billion loan, but that's gambling. I want to see the facts. |
| and its only gonna make the market go up duh |
| 1k for every inch |
| As is tradition |
| I like to play with the "simulate your returns" feature and think about how I'm gonna buy my mom a house in the Maldives |
| If only the IPO happen lol |
| Sorry boys, MU will be sideways for a while. GL to all y’all’s options |
| 🤣 your prob right I just have to take the other side |
| Come on buddy you're our lucky charm. Need Qualcomm to bounce back too |
| MU CEO going to China with Trump. SK Hynix and Samsung fucked. \n\n |
| The honesty is refreshing. |
| Don’t look at your -50% YTD return as a loss\n\n Look at it as raising the ceiling for your comeback 😤 |
| Full port margin SLS and DRTS last week ended up being a pretty swell play. |
| Not sure how much my nasdaq and chip positions would enjoy the 2 year above 4% which very likely seems to be the case |
| Redbull |
| anchor bias kills |
| RKLB |
| don’t you just see the total in your brokerage? what are you counting? |
| Can't mess with Taylor. |
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| Can it play Pokemon? |
| you were the top |
| What’s your highest conviction energy play right now? |
| 5-10%? Almost any of them. Just buy VOO/VTI. You may underperform one or two years a decade, but you will overpeform more often. |
| Just set a GTC order ahead of time |
| Hope rocket lab will perform better tomorrow |
| Who here has got a big ppi? |
| Anduril. That’s all I care about. |
| 😳 |
| That’s basically it. You don’t need profit or even any revenue. You don’t even need a product. You need a name and enough buzzwords and jargon to sell hype. |
| Dolla dolla bill yall |
| Geez PENG I should have bought more of u |
| Seeing that I've now bought into MU today it will now slowly bleed for weeks |
| For $RCLs inaugural year of Legend of the Seas they should give a car away each cruise to one lucky cruiser each cruise during the first year. \n\nThat would be legendary. \n\nThe non-car gift could be (instead of cash) is a cruise on the Hero of the Seas cruise ship the following year. |
| “I guess we’ll see what happens”\n\nThis. This happens. |
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| \-4% |
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| calls on dips usually mean someone expects a bounce soon |
| It's pretty simple. Iran didn't pan out. Yeah, China still bleeds due to the strait being closed, but there was hope it was going to end like Venezuela -- US removes the head honcho, then we either install someone we know and can use, or they figure it out themselves and are grateful.\n\nNothing like that happened. Iran is still anti-US and keeps 🥭's balls in an iron grip. No matter how hard the US tried to gain leverage, Iranians (and the whole region) hate both Israelis and Americans to the bone. They want to, and will, keep their ties with China because... they are winning. Boots on the ground would be a massive defeat, and even though the US is the biggest producer of oil, they can't do shit.\n\nIn the end, 🥭 needs a win before the midterms. There's still time, and they'll meet with Xi in (I think) November and then in Florida, but he needs a win and he needs it now.\n\nThere's zero chance he's going to sacrifice semiconductors and Taiwan, but he has to give something in return. I'm curious what's going to happen, and since he's fucking unpredictable, this might be fun. On the other hand, it might be a nothingburger. |
| Nope. Same with my RKLB. Selling them now is short sighted. |
| So apparently I'm the asshole for not noticing that a girl I was friends with blocked me on everything and I only realized it when she reached out to make amends and that she overreacted\n\nApparently this happened because I said that I didn't like the new Taylor Swift album\n\nNah keep that toxic energy over there, I'm too busy counting my MU gains\n\nYa'll be careful, it's an evil world out there |
| Buy stonks so we can inflate away lmao |
| 😂 |
| funny i paper handed puts in the AM, re-entered for multiple rounds of profit and then bought more at like 2PM and am now hoolding a loser over night |
| If you buy ones exp 100+ days out then IV doesn’t drop as much |
| It's always a man |
| Retard behavior |
| Delete this. Not ready for sony to moon. |
| Literally every flight nowadays has internet |
| He did say that. He unusually optimistic. Other times he’s weirdly bearish and fucks everyone’s calls |
| Yeah, I thought they did okay. Hopefully tomorrow will be better reaction |
| I survived the great Bear market of 9:00AM to 11:30 AM |
| Everyone with the slightest technical background could see Nikola was a scam and a half from a hundred miles away. Business people liked the buzzwords. |
| I’ll buy in the 50s |
| Gay woman |
| Who bought the dip on Tsla today? |
| EBay is the new Spirit Airlines |
| You had a million dollars and didn’t sell? Lmao |
| MU 850 tomorrow |
| >Business model changes negatively impacted total revenue YoY growth by 9 percentage points, or 8 percentage points on a constant currency basis.\n\nReading is not bro's strong suit |
| i won’t be able to sell my 0dte tomorrow because i will be in a 10h flight, nice |
| rocket ship confirmed |