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| April 28-29 Federal Open Market Committee meeting. That is the last meeting that Fed Chair Jerome Powell will lead before his term as chair ends in mid-May. |
| Not like you can afford to cook at home unless you do a batch like prep cook in restaurant or gymbros in the first places. |
| Pics? |
| Lol guess i should return the last 4 years of earnings then. I have achieved the impossible. |
| I’m shorting USO at Monday open |
| Well the trick is you need to buy calls after the dip and sell when it goes green intraday. Never hold in this market lmao |
| Should’ve copped atm USO calls instead of being a cheap bitch |
| So that's two. Any idea on the ETA for the rest? |
| https://preview.redd.it/c003c1y72ong1.jpeg?width=1206&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=55408fcda947cab64d008aaef4322f85c6b8fbf7 |
| You’ll be the first to go |
| Good for stonks. If you are worried about food supply head to r/agriculture |
| presumably this should help $dht but wtf do i know as its bled the last few day |
| You really don’t understand how this benefits Russia.\n\nYour “intuitive logic” 😆is broken. Good luck regard. YOU’RE GONNA NEED IT |
| Fair. In your opinion, do you think “most” successful traders share a tool in common? |
| Good luck, trying to get a hold of Robinhood support is nearly impossible. I was locked out of my account for 2 months and kept getting told to go to my account and chat with an agent… when I couldn’t even access my account |
| Trying to take a shit rn but nothing comes out |
| Uh, I took that $5 and turned it into $50,000 on Netflix 0dtes THEN turned it into $2.50 on crypto so who's the degen now? |
| Fucking orange retard wrecking my retirement fund just fucking die already you piece of shit |
| Is it st Patrick’s day |
| Wow |
| China does buy most of Iran’s oil but that oil is about 10% of the oil China buys. \n\nChina doesnt give a fuck about what the US says, who are they to determine what a sovereign country can do with their rescourses? \n\nChina is just opportunistic, they can easily replace that 10% somewhere else. \n\nIm not sure fucking with China is a good idea, talk is talk but China is still where US, and the rest of the world for that matter makes everything they make. They are cash rich and only getting better in tech. In real world terms they hold more power than the US at the table. |
| majeure regard |
| Weapons of mass distraction |
| Calls on HOOD, believe it or not |
| Distraction. Good gahd jahl |
| We have been at tensions with Iran for 47 fucking years dork |
| I don’t think there’s enough volume of TA traders that they can move price substantially. |
| Believing in astrology is worse than choosing companies with a moat and cash flow? Sure bro |
| It's never free. Neither here nor in China. It'd be retarded to let them destroy every local industry. |
| Not the point though |
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| you can easily go 14d w/o food if you have normal body fat 🙂 just sayin |
| Oil is actually going to 150. |
| translation: 🛢🛢🛢 💰💰💰💰💰💰 📈 🧐 |
| btc weekend dump is here. impossible to lose $ shorting this |
| oh boy... we might be looking at $100 oil come Monday... |
| More than likely will keep rising if tensions continue to escalate |
| The phones are a problem and the cars too. This is literally how ICE is targeting people to abduct them, they buy location info from data brokers who buy it from car manufacturers and apps. |
| iran clerics: new supreme leader tomorrow |
| We have already knocked them back three decades. We are running out of targets. And this time we do not care what happens next. We really do not. The last regime is totally gone. Why is this hard for pea brains brains?\n\nEdit: and the last thing we want is to destroy the oil facilities. We need that oil. |
| She act on my god til I force majeure |
| TACO is completely drowning out Epstein news, is sitting on fuck tonnes of Venezuelan oil, and needs to keep Netanyahu & Putin happy.\n\nAnd even if Trump declares victory and pulls the plug, Israel has no reason to back off. |
| Months? Decades probably. |
| get ready for “so bullish! buy calls!!!” comments from the most braindead among us |
| You made $373k and left Schwab because of a $0.65 contract fee? |
| Why are people still using Robinhood? I’d never trust them with my money with their history and all the shit show stories like this one that I see posted all the time |
| Yeah but I’m kinda slow |
| oh boy.. oil rocketing to $100 come Monday.. |
| Dude is just making a joke |
| WAR! WHAT IS IT GOOD FOR? |
| Chat furiously googling what “force majeure” means |
| So believe or not…\nCalls |
| isnt it up like 20% last week? |
| The result of too much power in one pair of hands. All yes men and women around him, results in poor decisions akin to how he had managed most of his businesses. Not to mention, born into money. |
| Yeah his role is kind of like a diplomat if I’m not mistaken? His response makes sense imo, but also the hardliner response calling him a pussy is somewhat valid. Coulda de-escalated with the gulf but with not as sheepish language. |
| Compared to AI data center spend this is peanuts. Plus we can now upgrade all our weapons without worrying about what to do with our inventory. \n\nThe plan is coming together very nicely. Indeed |
| Robinhood has worse fills than Schwab, so you're actually paying for it in poorer fills. |
| My NTR is up 26% over the past 90 days. Biggest potash producer in the world. |
| Wait are you fucking kidding me?\n\nWe're using a $4 million Patriot missile to intercept a $30,000 Iranian Shahed drone\n\nThat math doesn't math |
| Thoughts on pltr calls 🥴 |
| *> This aint a RH issue mate. No retail accounts let you spec lot short assignments because they get auto processed with the brokers*\n\nI am with Schwab and like you said they are auto-processed and you can't change the lot like you can regular sells after the trade. But I believe Schwab will use the default selection you choose of either:\n\n\-------------------------------\n\nFirst In First Out (FIFO)\n\nShares are sold in order of their purchase dates, from oldest to newest.\n\nLast In First Out (LIFO)\n\nShares are sold in order of their purchase dates, from newest to oldest.\n\nHigh Cost\n\nShares are sold in order of their original purchase prices, from highest to lowest.\n\nLow Cost\n\nShares are sold in order of their original purchase prices, from lowest to highest.\n\nTax Lot Optimizer™ by Schwab\n\nShares are sold in a tax-optimized order, from biggest losses to biggest gains.\n\n\-------------------------------\n\nSo if the lot you want to use will be result of one of these and you set it before hand (1 day before trade with a regular trade, not sure when it needs to be set for short calls assigned) then this will work at Schwab. |
| Your fault for not using LIFO ahead of the trades but instead waiting to the last min. Yeah RH is pretty bad esp when they close options 30 min before trading ends but that’s what you get for using an app based video game like brokerage. |
| Hey /u/Fit_Equal6932 - I am a bot from /r/wallstreetbets. You submitted one or more banned tickers: RVI.\n\n We don't allow discussion of low market cap (less than 500mm) tickers to prevent pump & dump spam and scammers. |
| At least you’ve still got 13 months until that tax bill is due |
| There's no strategy, they asked for antidrone systems to fucking Zelensky lmao |
| Yeah but which Latin America? Are we talking about mexico, cuba, venezuela, or is he eyeing brazil/argentina now? |
| Sleep for dinner just like 2022 |
| Agree. CS has excellent call center reps |
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| ##IT'S OK, AT LEAST WE CAN'T LOSE DURING THE WEEKEND! |
| MARKET TOOK MY RENT MONEY\n\nMY LANDLORD IS FUCKED |
| Yeah the Iranian president is a moderate at least in relation to the rest of the regime and he holds no real power |
| We let you back on a probationary basis. Youll get a paper hat back when you earn it |
| Question Mark. |
| the cost of war in Iran, pegged for now at $50 billion to $100 billion, but subject to revision. \n\nIt costs $45,000 an hour to operate a carrier-based F-35 fighter. \n\nAnd intercepting $30,000 Shahid-136 suicide drones using RTX $4 million Patriot PAC-3 missiles or Lockheed Martin’s $14 million-per-launch Thaad system, can quickly run up the tab. |
| I would gladly pay the 40k tax any time I can make 373k every 365 days…. 100 percent of the time. Every time. |
| Sooo, dont buy falafels or dates |
| ##I CANT STOP LOSING REGARDS |
| Unbearable weight of massive idiot in the White House. |
| Bro that shit was so good |
| We are eons from midterms. Quick....what was happening 6 months ago? \n\nSee what I mean |
| how about u eat my ASS\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| Sell and short it |
| The US strategy in Iran is so dumb, they will never bring down the regime by targeting the Iranian military. The only way to take down the regime is to take out their oil production and bankrupt them. No money = no military. Plus it's a great way to punish China for ignoring sanctions on Iran, they buy over 90% of Iran's oil. |
| A day that will live in infamy. |
| Stfu pedo protector |
| I was watching oil |
| Every day should be leg day.\n\nToday is rest day and leg day. |
| I used to go once a week and I stopped for two reasons \n\n1 - App deals are nonexistent anymore. The worst of the big chains aside from maybe Arbys. \n\n2 - The announcement of dynamic pricing (I know they never implemented) was enough to cause me to boycott. |
| This problem is not going to be solved as fast as people want/ expect. We could be in tension with Iran for months on end. Mango is a gambler and he took a massive swing with this move. You will all see eventually.. |
| IBKR \n\nDon’t know why you don’t want to pay commissions for literally better fills. You’d save more money even paying commissions and you can choose FIFO and LIFO in your tax lots |
| I will not you can’t **make** me |
| U.S. debt this year will hit $33 trillion, or more than $250,000 per household. \n\nIf we all pitch in we'll be debt free lmao 🤣 🤌 |
| They make mens shoes that small? |
| Oil drops. |
| The extra tax could be 15-40k+++ extra it’s highway robbery for those who played the game correctly.\n\nIn no way should this person be liable for short term gains IMO. If what he said checks out |
| fine. leg day i guess |
| Is the issue with the lack of notification, or did they implement the sale wrong when you gave them ample time to adjust? |
| Just start with my drug habits and go from there |
| None. Let it rot more. We are done caring actually. We will let the ruins rot |
| Not once! Scoundrels |
| Because you have to drive like a lorry to get any decent range, which sucks. After that, you need to charge for at least 20 minutes, plus another 10 minutes to disconnect and get back on the highway. At that point, you forget about instant acceleration, the savings, the environmental benefits, and the low maintenance. You just want to stop at the nearest gas station, buy 5 liters of gasoline, and set the car on fire with yourself in it.\n\n\n\nThat is why we need ultra rapid charging or batteries that can deliver at least 1000 km of range at 80%, because that laboratory range will drop to 600 km in real conditions, and that is acceptable.\n\n\n\nI drive a Tesla, and my averages are nowhere near those shitty 1.5 liter gasoline cars. For everyday use, it is great. For a trip, I want to burn it down. |
| [Due to the "logistic problem" affecting the middle east fertilizers will rise their cost.](https://www.reuters.com/business/energy/iran-war-threatens-asia-fertiliser-supplies-ahead-planting-season-2026-03-05/) \nOh yeah all food will likely rise their price to "keep their margin" positives. |
| Emma Raducanu |
| What’s up, slapdicks? Daddy’s back |
| Why are people so bent on this "spying" car topic? What do you think they're spying on YOU for? What's so important about you that they want? Let alone filtering through millions of average people's info. \nAlso the phone which you have on you 24/7 has cameras on both sides, a microphone, GPS, and tracks your online activities. But your car spying on you as you drive to the grocery store is the red flag. |
| Yes |
| It will be a short term pop. No damage is being done to facilities. Setting up for a great short, but will be hard to profit from it. The big guys will tho. |
| Got the windows cracked and a nice cross-breeze going. Air smells great because it rained earlier. Pretty stellar Saturday |
| Has Iran said thank you?? |
| There are some overseas jobs opening up if anyone wants. |
| Every time someone says "See you Monday" it's like\n\nYou can check out anytime you like\n\nBut you can never leave |
| https://claude.ai/public/artifacts/23c9e3b4-98fe-4dd0-8bb6-82ba433f6d79\n\nWhat do you nerds think of this Slop that I had Claude make \n\nGOOD and EVIL indexes. \n\nGOOD was honestly crazy annoying to put together. Like I have HIMS on there lmao. They’re making medication more affordable technically, and I don’t think they sell opiates or Xanax if I’m not mistaken. Duolingo because “education”. I needed to fill out the list. |
| He'd rather pay less in contract fees than actually get price improvement lol. |
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| Try doing some 0TDE options next week. Worst case you can subtract your losses and the best case is you win and use those winnings to payoff the taxes |
| The later sunset is nice but not having to change the clock ever would be nicer. |
| Biden was the illuminatis' last hope but his mind gave out. Opened the borders to the hoards, defanged us militarily, confused us morally and took over our media. Think of where we were just two years ago. And compare it to now! If you think this is losing, you are on the wrong side. We are winning and winning bigly!\n\nI love it |
| And you got what you paid for. |
| anyone know why the short selling stopped on dmcx?? I was making bank until they told me they couldn't locate any shares... if one of you have these shares please release them and leave us alone.... |
| 2 thicc |
| Interactive Brokers have those, I might be wrong though. It definitely shows max gain/loss, no matter what kind of options you are doing |
| Yeah I don’t want a war but I’m glad as fuck those terrorist are dying |
| Big 3 can't compete so they buy off a senator or 2. |
| Yes, there will be something. |
| [Oil are temporary staying the same price and might drop unless USA and Israel strike from the neighboring countries of Iran then Iran will go martying both itself and the neighboring countries.](https://www.reuters.com/world/middle-east/one-week-into-iran-war-dangers-us-trump-multiply-2026-03-07/) |
| I had a quarter pounder with cheese recently. It was…not good. Which sucks because I don’t eat atat McDonald’s very often so I really wanted to enjoy my meal. |
| Iran's President is probably hoping USA/Israel crush the IRGC now, if he wasn't the Mossad agent this entire time. Dude just got kicked to the curb. |
| So why are we importing everything else from China? Are you saying only EVs from China is not a free market model or are you saying you believe the US guvernments's and Mega Corp's lies? |
| Must be my local places theyv stayed top tier |
| Stfu libtard 🤌🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅 |
| megawatt chargers.. honestly sounds like you'd need a fleet of small modular nuclear reactors lmao |
| Aptly named 🔥 |
| A factor to consider is that gas stations are so busy and require so many pumps because people can't refuel at home. Majority of people will likely choose the convenient option of charging at home and these stations will probably be mostly along highways where there's less vehicles at once needing a charge. |
| I will spac you |
| $8.06 USD for a Dave’s single combo in my area |
| I’m not “posting propaganda” I’m fucking old and this is like the 5th god damn invasion of the Middle East in my lifetime and it’s always fucking pointless and extremely expensive, and I wouldn’t even really give a shit about this one if we weren’t already in a fragile economic situation. \n\nIt took us 20 god damn years to make Iraq *kind of not fucked*. Iraq is fuckin half the size of Iran. \n\nI’m sick of being called some far left libtard bot because I think mango is a fat dumpy fucking moron. \n\nI’m holding puts. Eat my cock bulls. QQQ to 560 oil to 150. |
| Next up, Waffle House CEO rear naked chokes a customer while all jacked up on imitation maple syrup. |
| I didn't know they let you have Internet in the pen, Diddy |
| We have made the Caribbean safe again. Enjoy your cruise |
| I'm gonna choose not to believe that. The beef at mcd is NOT "legit" |
| I don't think that's how that works... |
| Ukraine: hey we’ll take some war!\n\nUSA: Not you |
| S&P 500 6 months after...\n\nOperation Desert Storm (Jan '91): +21%\n\nU.S. invades Afghanistan (Oct '01): +5%\n\nU.S. invades Iraq (Mar '03): +19%\n\n#Translation: Buy the dip as a buying opportunity |
| Nobody really does. But laughing at TA is a dead giveaway you’re a ‘vibes’ gambler on the way to blowing up his next account. And then you’ll just blame manipulation or whoever is in the White House \nso you don’t have to feel responsible. \n\nAt some point you’ll either quit or decide to break the cycle. And you’ll come crawling back to the charts. It is inevitable.\n |
| Who is it masquerading around as? |
| If it didnt settle yet, retail usually allows you to change. \n\nYou could just also close the option before the short assignments. \n\nUnfortunately options assignments are done automateically at the broker. \n\nThis aint a RH issue mate. No retail accounts let you spec lot short assignments because they get auto processed with the brokers |
| I wish this were true |
| We have had elections during wars before. And he's just that disorganized. |
| You have never experienced an out of control oil market. This is a very well behaved market. |
| Dark, thick, kinda crude |
| Nah best day of the year, seasonal depression immediately gets canceled |
| raid the Diddy stash |
| >the contract fees were racking up so I made the switch\n\nLolololololol |
| You made 373k over the past 365 days pressing buttons and you’re mad about paying some extra tax… un believable. |
| Guaranteed within like 4 hours of boots on the ground, he's going to claim to have found irrefutable evidence that Iran is hacking our voting machines or something and so we need to cancel the elections until he gets this figured out. |
| Daylights savings time tomorrow, yuck |
| That’s probably about how much we spent in the last four days |
| Im not a boomer. But I mean, I still worry about AI taking my stonk trading. |
| Worst hangover. Xanex and beer. Then sleep. Reign it in next time brother |
| Finally someone with some brains |
| What broker are people using lately? I like the RH app but yeah I see way too much of this stuff, there are usually matches for switching, and I don't like how much money ultimately RH makes for the MMs. I'm thinking of switching too. |
| No? |
| The most important thing is that everyone has fun, no matter what happens |
| Wendy’s quality and customer service is vile. |
| It was a stupid question. Y'all just getting weary of the US winning everything. From curling to war. And all the hot women want in!\n\nSucks to be you! 🤣🤣😎 |
| The good thing about being an old fart or boomer is you're retired by now, have a lot of savings in the stock market, have housing, and don't need to worry about AI taking your job. |
| You chose to use robinhood |
| Ok Chamath |
| You must be a Billionaire now |
| I hope they go under. Ever since they changed their nuggets, I refuse to go there. They went from having the best nuggets to them being inedible. Enshitification will be the reason they fold. |
| Looks like Monday is a +2% day |
| Need to grab liquidity on the sell side to fuel higher highers at this point. Unless the fed magical finds money to artificially bump prices higher. |
| No way in hell the war is going away before the election. It’s gonna be used as part of causing chaos to cancel elections. He’s cornered by the files if they are fully released with pics, videos, etc. He will do ANYTHING to prevent that from happening |
| Right! Bring it on. I want brown shirts and enabling acts. Edit. I always thought I lived in boring times when I was a kid but when 2020 happened, then the next five years, I’ve literally aged ten 😓 |
| He can TACO five times a day, but once an oil well is closed, it takes weeks or months to reopen it, with a significant probability of damage. Same for Qatar's LNG plant - they have not even done damage assessment yet, and it will take at least months to fix it. As this situation transitions from a shock into adaptation, TACO becomes less relevant. War may stop tomorrow, doesn't mean things go back to normal next week. At least months, more likely years. So if oil is being repriced by the market for -20% annual production, April projection becomes fairly low risk fib target. That sudden TACO on sanctioned Russian oil points at panic - they need every supplier in the market for damage control. Doesn't mean Russia will do it though - at $200 oil and eliminated gulf swing production capacity, they will be quite comfy taking Asia's money for the much in-demand product. And after that unfortunate detonation of Russian LNG carrier near Malta, it appears there will be no more Russian LNG for European market. Asian friends need help with it (Qatar was 20% of all LNG), so selling to enemies at discount becomes rather difficult. All that put together, projection into April is rather low risk. |
| I’d be the hokage |
| I wouldn't be surprised if the world eventually turns into Mad Max/Fallout in real life over the next 20 - 40 years |
| I see it a lot. This guy just repeats what he heard from a Youtuber who's selling TA courses |
| You lost me at liberation day |
| careful u fall from a coconut tree |
| If I switch to puts, it’ll go up exactly three seconds after. I’ll let you know when. |
| That means options markets must still allow execution of contracts when trading of the underlying is paused by the exchange. I guess thats what my question was. Thanks. |
| Electromotive |
| Crazy smart strategy. Previously I would not have considered looking at the last 14 days of price action.\nI'm sure basing your trade decisions on that yields much better return than just looking at the businesses financials. |
| Means rate cuts are coming, bullish |
| You can code a bot and it will still lose |
| DOAB is what ***they*** really fear. |
| The SAVE act would probably hurt Reoublicans more than Democrats, TBH. Which is likely why it's held up in the Senate. |
| Everything you just said is retarded. Simple math is novice by definition and I also never mentioned math. You are fear mongering the future and I’m pointing out the flaws in it. Either way there is money to be made when things go up and down so it’s all moot to me |
| All of the hardliners called the president a pussy and reiterated they’re going to continue bombing U.S. bases in the region, just not civilian targets. |
| Yea ain’t no way it’s 6$ |
| Same president on surrender: "That’s a dream that they should take to their grave,” \n\n\n\n |
| People not valuing their time and factoring that into the equation is just crazy. |
| Now I'm going to have to compete with a bunch of people for my dumpster handy zone |
| Anen |
| Whether or not you wanted a war getting rid of those pos is objectively a good thing, even the rest of the Arab world hates them |
| It is sexbot and killbot. Already been settled |
| Personally, I’d wait 6-12 months to see if the batteries start bursting into flames under real world conditions before putting money in. |
| If we lose the current president lol. Tarrif threats would probably stop. |
| Risk 32k to make 8k 😂😂😂 |
| Invade cuba? |
| bloodborne 2 announcement |
| When it comes to making money you shouldn't be stressing over pennies. Now here we are.\n\nGo with a reputable broker and pay for the reputation. \n\nI use fidelity, its like 65 cents per contract one way, schwab was similar... it's peanuts if you're actually making money from the contracts. |
| Be careful i hold HIMS and i always lost |
| 😂 Is this real? |
| That's all of us bro |
| Ngl this could be a real problem |
| Is Wendy's in the Epstein files or something?! |
| Elon’s plan to sell more cars. |
| They actually didn't do anything at Wendy's by saying "We don't do that at wendys". |
| Dayummm! You’re rich now. Fuck man! Everyone wins but me |
| Probably as well as the fake boner pills |
| What |
| SAVE act |
| Circuit breakers when? This 1% shit is boring |
| Inverse the inverse. |
| oracle taking down the whole market |
| Because (no) news is (always) better than the (idiotic) people here (can) comprehend |
| This happened yesterday |
| Where I'm at it is lmao. I mean comparing biggie bag pricing to it it's double dude and Jack has noticably lower quality everything. I have no idea how they expect to stay in business outside of gimmicks |
| You should be able to switch tax lots. I don’t think they can legally tell you which shares you wanted to sell. I would call them again and insist. |
| He tried this post and then they just bombed some of them 1-hour ago. It’s bad for Taco now … tough spot |
| OP broker selection strategy\n\n\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/jp725gygxnng1.jpeg?width=1600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7d8d3432df2d0ca4367a0488a278d64c092e5e39\n\n |
| Example of propaganda plz I don’t look at popular |
| Might it be a possibility that people are just frustrated with another forever war in the Middle East rather than a circle jerk? |
| How is oil looking |
| Purely sucking purposes |
| Went to Canada on vacation as a kid, and we stopped at Tim Hortons a lot for breakfast. I remember thinking, "Wow this is so much nicer than the Dunkin Donuts we have back home." |
| What strike nimrod? |
| Since May, U.S. payrolls have declined by 32,000.\n\nThis hasn’t caused much of a change in unemployment, at a still-low 4.4% last month, because demand for labor has fallen in tandem with the supply of available workers due to immigration crackdowns. \n\nBut that’s small consolation for job seekers struggling to find work. |
| Looks like the orange dude is finishing the job. |
| Iran is doing the same right now. Attack the Arab oil rich nations that sell oil for dollars, holding the dollar as the “gold standard” (people need US dollars to purchase their oil) and disrupt the production of oil |
| Just kiss already fuk |
| It would mark the market top of this cycle. Believe it or not, but there isn't enough liquidity anymore. Can't do everything anymore. It is time to prepare to pay the toll at the river crossing. But one more pop after the ***IRANIAN WAR*** is finished. It will fail at 7000 or lower. Then the plunge |
| I am releasing 7 ounces of baby oil into the open market on Monday. You have been warned, oil bols. |
| Where I'm at they're more expensive than McDonald's value offerings. |
| Are there other brokerages / apps / tools that have similar options UI to robinhood? I rely heavily on the simulated returns and max gain / max loss calculation for multi-leg options - most important are breakeven and max gain / max loss, and the ability to quickly open 2-leg strategies with a single limit price. Simulated return over time/underlying price is helpful too but I could live without that.\n\n \nAlso are there platforms that can automatically place line representing a 2-leg strats breakeven on a chart of the underlying? |
| These same regards say futures pumping on a .1% move |
| Iran president is apologizing to neighbors bro. Time to TACO NOW. |
| Outright cheating and arresting people. |
| Volatility will last 1051 days 9 hours 43 minutes and 51 seconds. |
| "🥭 calls for more military action in Latin America"\n\nMakes sense, we don't really have much else going on |
| The labor market has now shed jobs in five out of the past nine months. |
| Coffee Brista: hi what will you have this morning? \n\nMe: hi good morning I’ll have a large black coffee thank you \n\nCoffee Brista: do you want and milk or cream in it? \n\nMe: no just black thank you \n\nCoffee Brista: \n\nMe: \n\nam I cooked? |
| They don't appreciate it here anymore either |
| Probably cheaper because the platform sucks as a whole. They need something to get people on their platform. I mainly trade options too and only on Schwab and TOS. Plus they have amazing customer service. Unlike Robin Hood. You get what you pay for. |
| It's frustrating tbh |
| They wanted the poor kids. They wanted anyone who would buy into it and up their numbers. Anyone who was easily led. |
| Elite fat lard knowledge |
| 401k down this year. Personal portfolio up 11% 🤌 |
| -92K jobs the second worst monthly decline since the Covid-19 pandemic |
| I mean how many trillions in debt can you be before defaulting? |
| Fraud |
| I mean, bro, theyve been talking about the gameplan for 13 months now. |
| Yup, turned out to be a cheetah |
| Breaking: Oil discovered in bers bum, Futes drops to $50 a barrel after attack announcement |
| There’s no reason they’d talk about my activities to to you |
| So are jumping on USO till oil goes to 150$ a barrel or what. It seems like too simple of a plan and whenever it’s this simple the market somehow rat fucks me. |
| Imagine the ceo of brazzers join the trend |
| Tariff refunds = Market skyrockets to historic highs. \n\nThis will also be the top. No way they can go higher for likely 5+ years. |
| so tired of winning |
| does she lives in another country |
| Report card heading into the midterms\n\n📈 Inflation up 🚫\n\n⛽️ Gas prices up 🚫\n\n📉 Stock market down 🚫\n\n🧌 Jobs are down 🚫\n\nWhat are the Republicans gameplan to win? |
| Lmfao IRGC posting propaganda on Reddit for far left to circle jerk over when they would gladly kill them for their beliefs |
| 750x for me |
| Yeah this is a good explanation thanks for info 🙂 |
| Thats funny because I went to your hood and they said they dont know you |
| Y'all get crazy horny on the weekends I swear lol |
| ok mclovin |
| That Venezuela oil not looking so bad anymore now is it |
| She liked getting chased eh? Horny ones are hard to trust |
| Woah. Ber stud alert. Who can we start praying to KING |
| you were probably poor |
| Rh is shit |
| Fuck, Oracle gonna fuck my tech calls up aren’t they. Wulf and IREN loaded Friday. |
| Applying logic on an irrational market can go sour quick. |
| I tried making a “yer mom” joke on another sub and it didn’t go over very well. I don’t think others appreciate our sophisticated classy sense of humor. |
| If the spx was 2000 points lower in September I wouldn't be surprised. But I also wouldn't be surprised if the Fed started buying the SPY directly to stabilize markets. Everything about this market is smoke and mirrors. |
| lol so is this actually sustainable or just another squeeze that'll dump next week? honestly curious if there's actual supply issues driving this or just pure speculation\n\nngl been watching oil for a while but these moves always make me skeptical... usually when something pumps this hard this fast it's not ending well for latecomers |
| I hope you're just a shitposter here, because otherwise you're a true gambling addict who is putting your family's finances in serious risk by making nonstop bad trades where you are constantly over leveraged and losing.\n\n |
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| i feel WSB need to pivot to Chick-fil-A 🐔🍗 🧐 |
| allowing india to buy russian oil puts pressure on beijing by forcing it to out-bid india for that same oil. how do you not intuitively grasp that and need it explained to you? |
| It is tho, though we westerners really dont care about china - its what competes with us. \n\nThis innovation is futuristic and something for a few key, high traffic charging locations. This tech will never be what you have in semi rural areas, there you will have 30-200 min charging times at best and installing this would be pointless.\n\nBut this is for the future, not for the next 2-4 years. |
| Even pennyless at least you will still have your pride! |
| No more Kuwaiti oil 😫 |
| There are so many AI companies that are private, VC funded. |
| 7? |
| Try a stimulant. Cross tops are best, but coke works in a pinch. |
| There’s juicy premium in a lot of places that’s not a thesis |
| Congrats, now you know why they charge those fees. |
| calls |
| its all GoySlop™ |
| so robots will fuck other robots and we will go put calls to the mars. |
| Was never planned for March. Filing in March. IPO in June. |
| I’m checking back with you on friday |
| Probably. I have puts. |
| Yeah uhhh, some stuff came out |
| Who ever said that junk bonds were cash equivalent? |
| 50% up or 50% down, it's why i love prop firms cause less house vig (commissions) |
| You're overthinking it, the expiration date on the contract is when they expire |
| So do the dudes! |
| Unfortunately, that is mostly literally because the US dollar has devalued about the same amount |
| If I was in Naruto I’d be from the Village hidden in the hood |
| my plan *is* going to work\n\nI *can* remain solvent longer than the market can remain irrational\n\n**very aggrieved man pointing in mirror** |
| Switch to a real broker. Robinhood is the discount bin broker and you got discount bin tax handling. |
| Joke's on him! We would've done it without him anyway! |
| I used to have a hot 25 yr old gf that would come home from her cocktail waitress job at 3am horny af, it was exhausting. |
| The chatter makes me think it will dump somehow. |
| This was the opposite |
| You are an utter fool |
| Will be much more crazier when you married her😆\n\nAnd at maximum level when you have some kids🤣🤣 |
| Imagine being this much of a brainlet. This is a big club in charge and getting you to think it’s left vs right is comically stupid. |
| Please just need a 75x bagger this week and I’m done forever |
| I mean when do they expire? Do they expire same time as normal? I suppose paused trading could still allow option execution since its not executed through the paused exchange? Or do the options markets also pause? |
| Thanks |
| Big bro this has nothing to do with a wash sale |
| Over time, it only goes up |
| Iran is going to be evaporated in about 3 weeks and will not be able to do anything |
| Wendys started charging for sauce packets thats why I stopped going there burger king has infinitely better burgers anyway |
| Instructions unclear: what i did was technically anal |
| Have you tried doing the opposite of everything you do yet? |
| Peak |
| If you fall in love with your best friend, it means you're gey |
| It took me 8 years to realize this |
| Nah, we don’t need any help with that. We can do it ourselves! |
| The only new things we get are from computer. \n\nAll we get is new apps. And new body modifications. New drugs. \n\n“We’re raising the price on your meat nuggies and booty spray cause…. You’ll pay it, piggy”\n\nAnd we pray to make a couple bucks. You can be doing well too, but that just gets you fancier people to bang and nicer poop. She’ll still bel loose, tbh. \n\nI appreciate the grind, but I didn’t expect it to be so ….. lukewarm? \n |
| tesla isnt car company anymore dude , they are making mars sex robot brothels now |
| Next heard of Tim Horton. |
| Tell me how? If this war persists, inflation will raise and Fed will not cut rates. With the kind of debt we are having now, we better have some lower interest rates. |
| He values more the distraction from Epstein files. |
| VRT been solid. Used to work for them before the Emerson spinoff years ago and knew they’d be a winner. |
| The problem with Wendy’s is the fries lately. They barely give you any, and they taste like they were cooked in old oil. |
| The only way you are not also fooked is if you live in a country so shitty that things cannot get markedly worse |
| yeah, that mcfirst crap in France is two small fish sandwich with small fries and sugarless drinks (because taxes).\n\nWhen I HAVE to eat quick outside, its not that bad and the smallish portion for 6€ are not that calorie dense, plus its fast.\n\nOtherwise they are overpriced for whatever else |
| Stocks are up like 20% under Trump, I’m not political but your bias is showing |
| No positive news yet this weekend but we defo purely going back to 70$ a barrel this year |
| I thought qsr was an industry term had no idea! |
| Yea insulting people and saying a lot of nothing, I’m not wasting my time, and comments are not meant to be a detailed response. Simple math is not novice. We are here to make money, not give blind loyalty to anyone etf or stock etc. Grow up |
| Sunday night they’ll announce something maybe to lower pump prices but maybe not |
| Killer drones 🔥\n\nThat way, the tech used to take out said drones could be called\n\nDrone killers 🔥 |
| I used to be a big closet drinker and she caught mean it was a huge deal. I’ve been sober for months now and use exercise as my release instead of alcohol. She knows this, just had to be a bitch |
| Believe it or not, calls. |
| 12 for $12 is a terrible deal. You can get bulk 30 packs at Costco or BJs for about $13. Plus you don’t have to drive to the fast food place every time you want a soda - which is the most ridiculous part. |
| Anyone else just pick a direction like me based off vibes only and which side of the bol vs ber coin their sexuality lies on? |
| That will happen when musk croaks, which may be in a few years or a few decades |
| Hey das me |
| Cmon man. 5yrs is the wrong domain (x-axis bounds) to make this point. Should be since the burger eating bot vid. |
| Error free ball over here baby |
| I'm exhausted today because my hot 25 year old girlfriend called me and woke me up at 2am because I forgot to text her good night... |
| I was on Schwab previously but I do so much options trading the contract fees were racking up so I made the switch |
| Wendys has little to no standards and oversight.\nThey hire people with lower hygiene standards than the homeless person who just banged a dollar hooker. The food quality is subpar, and stale and/or moldy food is considered safe to eat to them. Getting diarrhea from the food is considered A-OK, charging customers for basic add-ons (like lettuce, tomato, mayonnaise), giving little to no ketchup/napkins, on top of shitty service.\n\nDave Thomas is rolling in his grave.\n\nWendy's is run by people who want to find the dumbest ways to make even a slight profit regardless if it pisses the customer off or not like dynamic pricing where the price of your food could change in cost the moment you're in line!! |
| His co-conspirator in this was the Republican Party. |
| I worked at a restaurant over a decade ago and we would break down the soda machine at night and let the nozzles soak in seltzer water. I always wondered why they didn't make us clean the mold and bacteria off of them and just soak them instead. |
| don't worry, they will still figure out a way to dump on retail |
| If your calls are for 650, sure |
| Lil bro learned what a wash sale is |
| Yes |
| https://preview.redd.it/m0kyhdp4vnng1.png?width=332&format=png&auto=webp&s=86718d980b8ef6016f8a2cfe4f32c659e19a82a9 |
| Robinhoods business model doesn’t involve users who know what gains are |
| I havent heard any (more) bad news (yet) |
| Hidden liquidity? |
| LMAO savage |
| Think how big the dumpsters will have to be if they need to throw out a whole Wendy’s. \n\nBullish on plan b. |
| Is that today? |
| What's TA? Touch and Appreciate? Only works with girlfriend. Don't try with randos. |
| Only the Led kind 🤘🏻 |
| I’m guessing SpaceX ipo will not be happening in March |
| "mission accomplished" |
| Yup they could stop selling fast food and would still be worth 100s of billions |
| I’m 19F and in a teasing mood, snap luna.taylor231 |
| Crazy how everything the trump regime does seems to weaken the US and benefit Russia. |
| They’re basically the **Sheriff of Nottingham** in disguise, pretending they are good, but really just extracting as much as they can from everyone else. |
| And even with America making NO MISTAKES hes still doing it! Its impressive! \n |
| Over here repeating novice level financial education of “Past performance does not guarantee future performances” then proceed to say a make believe hypothetical as your way to back up your statement like that’s rooted in any truth. First, that saying is more so something that has to be disclosed on financial products or else people would sell them saying “see this is guaranteed!” When in reality if you don’t know that you’re retarded but a lot of people are so it should be said when selling products. 2nd, that’s more important for closed end and open ended funds that are trying to out perform the market. Lastly, you’re saying I’m ignoring geopolitical events when I literally referenced last year’s 20% drop from liberation day which was in fact a geopolitical event. |
| Love this guy lol |
| Wow you must be a special bit of retard, still clogging up the WSB forum with retard propaganda. Everyone knows Robinhood is the best, GTFO |
| BK is actually better ong\n\nWendy's is just *crazy* inconsistent now. Some shops are still solid, some will serve you the most vile shit you've ever tasted from a fast food joint\n\nI don't gamble anymore. McDs and BK are at least relatively consistent in their mediocrity |
| I used to be like this, but the app is key. The past 3 months I've had the same McD app deal where I can get ANY quarter pounder burger (7 options) for 40% off once a day. Few times a week I'll grab a $3.89 double qtr pounder before tax. But that's all I get, because they want me to add on things. I feel like it's a great deal. Would never pay anything full price. |
| So he elected US Congress to do it for him |
| Another day. Another person getting screwed by. Robin Hood. When will people learn. You have free will to choose any broker you know. |
| Just lose money so you don’t have this problem |
| I just realised i haven’t seen anything about Musk in a week |
| Any chance my spy calls expiring Wednesday print? |
| Holy fuck he’s advanced regarded |
| They'll probably do it. It wont keep up to the deficit tho |
| NVDA floats around $180 since like August, MU seems to follow chip manufacturer sentiment patterns to some extent, China has huge expansion plans, Hynix, Samsung seem to have more focus on high demand HBM. I don't see an insane growth opportunity, +20-30% with a perfect earnings report, but if they have sold all of their modules, it'll take a year to arrive with good news. And a year in the current AI timeline feels like an eternity. |
| So... market position on turban manufacturing? |
| This is a gain but actually a loss post. = Fun fact but actually really really sad fact. [Reference](https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8XPS2ek/) |
| weve called them killbots for ages.....what do you live under rubble? |
| Answer impacted by whether I’ve had o/u 5.5 beers |
| Do you think those two are related? |
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| Calls on rope |
| it was to snort aderall |
| I paid $5.23 per gallon last night. I might have to euthanize my car |
| I blew a lot of dudes last night and I feel fantastic |
| Sorry I couldn’t make it home after all the Guinness. First rounds on me next time |
| a lubricative business indeed |
| and he already has his lips and a hot pipe |
| if my stock portfolio is crashing, this must mean the cash in my bank account is worth a fortune! 😎👍 |
| Gen Z will be forced to go into the military for our forever wars where they can learn that shit. |
| >but spent their lunch money on a handy from a degen\n\nWas it Frank or Artemis by chance? |
| Marco Rubio gets to be the king of a country 50 years in the past |
| That’s why psychopathic. You need to lose her. Drain the accounts and move to Thailand |
| That seems reasonable |
| 51st state? |
| Well it’s actually a Truth, and I would think it’s the MOAB. |
| Got bought out by the Rothschild's, so at this point you probably owe them money. ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯ |
| When I have to speak in front of a group of people and I get really nervous, I just think of Janet Yellen naked.\n\nAnd that fixes the one problem but then I get a raging boner. |
| Only in Orgrimmar |
| I think it’s rather bad news for donut lol |
| If we're all aligned calling robots for companionship = sex robots\n\nWhat do we call robots for war? Kill robots or battle droids? Do we need to license battle droids from Star Wars lmao |
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| A conga line of humans with buckets works as well. |
| if oracle was 300 yea it's half of that |
| Watching Landman this weekend to properly understand this oil spike |
| The great state of Vermont is offended! Lol. |
| No it is |
| bro it has already spiraled out of control |
| He's like playing chess but never look further than the next move |
| Lol wait what do you mean?? |
| I saw the tweet " hit very hard" what does it mean, can you define.. |
| Imagine if McDonald's offered vested stock to their employees |
| Did you miss oil futures are up 12% today. |
| I'm waiting for the Trump admin to give us a steam powered car tax incentive. In Michigan Trump is keeping a coal plant online that's costing $150M. |
| I just want the beer cheese pretzel bun baconator back, but all the options they make instead suck |
| Im in WA and its 10.59 for Dave's combo |
| Buy Telesat buy oil buy defense |
| Do you think you know where it’s going? LMAO |
| .05% BABY! LETS GET THAT LAMBO! |
| Journalist: "What's your response to Russia helping Iran target our military? What if most kurds rebuff us arming them?" \n\nTrump: "What a stupid question, we're talking about curtains over here!" |
| Rising oil prices should do the trick |
| You can probably find some to run a train on. |
| Ever heard of zepplins? |
| Brother, you are beyond cooked. You are burnt, like charred to dust and smoke detector went off.\n\nOnly thing that will help you is US and Iran start negotiating and strait of homo reopens, all within 1 week |
| Imagine ai hired humans to replace them |
| I did lots of blow last night and I do not feel well |
| No shot friend |
| They don’t have a plan for Iran. You think they have one for Cuba? |
| Not enough |
| Donald would suck the crude out of Russian Pipes with his own mouth before he let oil spiral out of control |
| If you at ITT and think TA works, could you reply with your address and I’ll send you a care package to soothe your CTE? |
| Tell him to YOLO it into the most niche ETF you can find. Maybe like one of the ETFs that follow sharia law (yes, those do exist). |
| Weekend Nasdaq up big green... Ber fuk. It's science |
| Buy calls before it goes up and puts before it goes down. Simple |
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| I am going on a cruise tomorrow\n\nI am going to come back from vacation and my account will be -$300,000! I am going to be like\n\nHow do I owe money!\n\nI will be in the Caribbean, so I am assuming Iran won't attack me, but you never know! |
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| They cant ship it |
| Marjorie Taylor Greene |
| why? Are other countries not going to overproduce to exploit the higher price? |
| Feeling flirty and 19F, add me on snap sophi_m189 |
| What’s the difference |
| I believe part of that is the severe differences in political ideology between Gen Z men and women. Gen Z men are at the moment very, very conservative while Gen Z women are not. And while Gen Z men cry about not getting dates, Gen Z women are seemingly fine with the concept of not dating as much |
| That's the thing. There won't be midterms. That's his goal. |
| No way he thought that far ahead 💀 |
| Never underestimate the masses affinity for garbage…and pay for it. Gross |
| Anything under size 12 is a mini peener |
| Put it on a chain like flavor flav |
| When ones not in the room |
| Not if you 11 years old |
| Blockade, perhaps. |
| Wow so Kuweit really cut down oil production. Oil 100$ by monday open |
| Call it what you want a lot of people think fountain soda tastes better than canned or bottled. |
| What if they are on the floor? |
| Pocket change |
| All their food has that bk stink something to do with their frying oil idk. |
| So what's the plan for Cuba? |
| Chinese don't give us free market access so we should never have and should never give them the same here.\n\nAlso all new cars, including tesla, are basically mobile spy stations. |
| Nice. Pocket change for the military industrial complex. Question is will you send your first born son to defend democracy |
| Tiny feet tiny cock |
| If youre implying what I suppose you are congrats to both of you |
| Is that a small size? |
| Who cares? He knows this is his last chance to fulfill his dreams! |
| Lmfao, so many Hormuz are gonna get executed there just to keep the population inline |
| A 12pack of 12oz cans at my local store which is one of the cheaper ones has been as high as $14 lately. A large soda at MCD is $1 or less through the app and is more than double the volume. Even if you get a 12 pack at a more reasonable price by volume MCD probably still wins. Also fountain soda tastes better than canned in a lot of peoples opinion. Its really not that crazy. |
| I asked the lady at Kohl's if she had the New Balance shoes in size Mens 8 and she laughed in my face. That was fuekd up why did she do that? \n\nEdit: Disregard this my dog hacked into my computer and posted this. |
| Based |
| “Fresher” lmao, its not fruit or a veggie my man. Its just thick syrup mixed with carbonated water. If you ever worked in a place where they have machine sodas you’d know it’s actually kinda disgusting |
| Let him pull himself up by his socks |
| Man. Was looking at HIMS this week too but forgot about them. I Should have just thrown in a monthly call for kicks |
| Not crypto, it is going to be for AI disruption. |
| Getting oil prices up before the midterms is not really smart, even by 🥭 standards |
| Drains munitions from Ukraine too. It’s gonna be hard to be a scrappy small country fighting without anti air defense munitions |
| Well to be expected honestly? If you have a clear leader you have a clear weakpoint. \n\nThe US would have won thier war in afghanistan if all it took was taking out the CEO of terrorism.\n\nSure there will be internal chaos, but it´s not like Trump was subtile that he was gonna strike. And they propbably made plans for this scenario years ago. And I would think that part of that lack of organisation is the point.\n\nDoesn´t help that Trump also seems to want cuba. Which could signal that he will be easily distracted and run after the next car if it passes by. Which would mean they just have to hold out till he gets annoyed / distracted and leaves. Like with greenland till now.\n\nIf he puts boots on the ground though... who knows |
| Its china, they'll just lie about that and fuck the users when the problem is exposed in 2 or 3 years. |
| I have the solution. \n\nBIttensor TAO.\n\nDecentralized Ai meets blockchain. \n\nDYOR, NFA, FAFO. |
| The HIMS squeeze on Monday might be an all timer. 40% short as of Friday afternoon. |
| taste like shit |
| You're way too close if you have poors only 5 miles away honestly. Go further out. Your happiness only increases with distance and upwards mobility |
| Just max out a couple credit cards and don’t worry. At the rate things are going it’ll all be over soon for all of us. |
| My cat is pregnant. I'm gonna be a dad! |
| Have you heard of this nice throw back stagflation? |
| Explains why ***My Dystopian Robot Girlfriend*** is so positively received |
| Yeah I think it was lowkey a let down. Similar to HIM too. So much wasted potential |
| There’s no way the market isn’t green Monday. Book it |
| That’s how 🥭 likes them |
| Weekend at Bernies, Snakes on a plane mashup. |
| Not broiled 😱 |
| He's had symptoms of dementia since 2014 - look at his Lewy Lean and the loss of fine motor control that means he needs to use two hands to drink bottled water that was apparent in the primaries. The deterioration lately has been pretty dramatic, but there's a reason his Cabinet forced him to take the MOCA test to measure the rate of decline since the first year of his first term. |
| They’re enacting a fatasswah |
| Maccas is more expensive than a pub in australia now. |
| What the actual fuck am I looking at? 2.5 weeks with a 66.00 premium? This cannot be safe |
| Believe it or not, the beef at McD is legit. But, their new sandwich clocks in at over 1000 Calories. My face is breaking out just thinking of all the grease. |
| Fine. They rebranded to Nestle. |
| Thats a hard cope about 100% real fresh never frozen lol |
| Cashflow probably eating something disgusting right now and taking pictures of it to share with WSB retards later |
| It’s absolutely cheaper than bulk cans and fountain tastes different |
| Consolidated Dirt, for one. |
| Unironically yeah. Or import a wife. Did wonders for Mitch McConnell and Vance . Those backwarded rubes would be nothing without the tiger mommies beating them into shape |
| I wish Culvers could expand towards the coasts. |
| Ye its rotten at its true test. War should be when its popular/primed but it just dumps. |
| LOL! Amerifats, you guys are so fooked. |
| Flame broiled. |
| just woke up how is the dutch east india company doing? I poured my life savings into it |
| You’re toast buddy. |
| According to my research, only 56% of Gen Z make it to adulthood having a romantic relationship compared to +75% from prior generations\n\nThat's why sex robots are going to be a massive & lucrative business |
| They're pretty abundant in the states that matter. |
| They should at least try |
| Amen! Always buying and selling the rips. I’m up like 120% in 3 months 😂 |
| Alright we get it, you got puts |
| I got VIX 21p x75. \nAnd MSFT 425c x 14 \nBoth expire on mar 18\n\nIs me cook? |
| pattern works until it doesn't |
| Enlighten the people |
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| That's interesting to read; I haven't been to Wendy's in a few years and it would suck to expect high quality and get trash. |
| Wait till you hit the first husband barreling his pregnant wife and two daughters. Then you’ll understand why it’s so quiet |
| For sure man |
| mcdonalds hasn't met my price/taste ratio since mcdoubles were $1.39cad. |
| Why did you ask for something to blow on? |
| I ain’t skipping on a good deal. |
| Not everybody has a space for their car at home. In the UK, most houses don't have a driveway / garage. I assume some cities in the US are similar. |
| Im struggling to spend any money this weekend. Don't know if Monday is gonna make me rich or homeless. |
| The thing is if everyone trading based on TA then it kinda works like that like a self fulfilling prophecy |
| The job finding rate for recent college graduates 🎓 (22-25 year olds) is down 14% since ChatGPT was released\n\nThis generation will never get the experience to become seasoned insiders and not capable to either collaborate or lead\n\nWhen a generation of workers never acquire the tools to lead, the pipeline of leadership falls apart. In time so too will our organizations or will be forced to rely on AI. |
| Dude same. Bunch of fucking NPC s with no quest |
| The music sounds familiar to the one where they were dancing in front of random cars. Is this something popular in china? |
| > no change to menu items\n\nwdym no change? The baconator has less bacon now to the point I have to actually check if they remembered to put it on sometimes. |
| > “people are extremely naive if they think oil prices cannot go materially higher from here. \n\n\n> we are simply trading at a long term inflation adjusted average today. we arent even in the phase of pricing the risk we see in headlines quite yet”\n\n\nIran Risk Is Not Priced In |
| As a Canadian, Tim Hortons is disguising. Was legendary growing up. |
| Did i get this right? They hauled 🥭 Ass to Florida like every weekend, but today for his stupid nonsensical event they took him all the way back up to Delaware and then back down to Florida only for him to return to DC on monday. unreal! |
| post chapter 2 please |
| WSB people started working there and the quality of the food fell off a cliff. |
| Yes. It would’ve been double what we paid, including tariffs. |
| I cannot wait for the market to open. I’ve finally figured it out and I’m ready to make some money |
| Its WSB's duty to rise Wendy's from the ashes |
| The only TA which is feasible today can only be done by supercomputers used by quants, recognising patterns and executing orders in milliseconds. For a retailer like you and me, it's delusional to even think to beat them using only technical analysis. |
| Hmm. If the SHFT for real, the high yield corporate bonds won't actually be cash equivalent and won't actually hedge for shit. \n\n Is it just me, or is increasing the HYSA starting to look good for the short term? |
| Wendy’s stock is cyclical which is actually a benefit for people in this sub. Who wants a boring stock that only goes up SLOWLY? I want to gamble my tendies on 3 baggers. |
| A lot has happened since then and you are ignoring all kind of geopolitical events. What happens if we are down 20% in a year, will you still try to defend your argument? All I’m saying is past performance does not guarantee future performances, and that there are other opportunities to protect your investment. |
| Sorry I got distracted by the thought of Sydney Sweeney. What were we talking about? |
| I also slept with 14 people! |
| For real |
| Are these the rumoured next gen batteries that require 1kg of silver ? 🤔 |
| My dawggg |
| Careful. Taco will taco. |
| It can’t be cheaper than bulk cans at home |
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| We’ve noticed long ago. Talk to anyone who’s worked with the elderly or mental health and they’ll tell you. Look up sundowning |
| HIMS has a chance to make history if y’all stupid gards don’t sell off this rip |
| Honestly? I prefer BK, even if my toilet doesn’t |
| My bro napster |
| me too, with the amount calls I have for Monday. Fuck me |
| https://preview.redd.it/kajvljm8rnng1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=12b0fb7b6e0730572096b0762698a5c7a21355ce |
| Yeah bro $15 |
| Can we get this over with once and for all:\n\n(1) You never use TA alone, or you’re not using it to your benefit. You need a sense of overall market regime and what’s happening around the world. \n\n(2) Even if the price action follow historical trends, the fact that people might think it does gives you an edge when you capitalize on the second order reaction. \n\n(3) When used correctly, TA can simply be a visual representation of mathematical realities, without the Latin or Greek symbols. |
| WA |
| Pro tip: if you lose it all on the next trade, you don’t have to pay any taxes. |
| Lmao you magician |
| Seattle minimum wage is over $21/hr. When you factor in the full cost of an employee that's over $30/hr.\n\n\nWhere the hell do you get your estimate that even the cheapest burger is "barely worth a dollar"? 1993? \n\n\nOld people need to stop on this "I used to see 2 moving pictures and a popcorn for a nickel" stuff. Good burger meals at real restaurants are going to end up $25 (fries, burger, drink, top). Fast food, as always will be about half that. |
| Just add more money to your account |
| 4.4% [Yao Ming laughing- call it a water pipe not a bong meme] |
| Sorry the m was a typo, I have $15 |
| I don’t know. I’m looking at GIS. Can’t figure out why it’s not moving up with stocks like you mentioned. |
| Harsh but not untrue |
| Tofu dreg |
| Oh, I don't mind bear market. But do need that 1 small green pp day out of 7 days. |
| I still go to Wendys its $6 for 2 jbc, cant beat that when its better and less expensive than mcd |
| Based |
| You just said you had 15mil. Edit saw your edit sad pepe |
| Right as hood jumps in |
| My new favorite category |
| what do people with 15m do all day? snort coke off the toilet seat? |
| A couple years ago McDonalds admitted to using extra syrup and carbonation in their fountain drinks. It really is different. |
| But the Brawndo it craves isn't free |
| I am poor |
| They changed their bbq sauce like 6-7 years ago, hasn’t been the same restaurant since |
| they all get boosted because IV spike |
| BUY PHYSICAL CORN |
| This argument is also tiresome. Everyone said the same shit you said right now and more because of liberation day which was 10x the losses and that shit turned right back around. The fact is corrections happen and they should happen and will continue to happen and always will happen as long as the stock markets exist. |
| even after tariffs? |
| The bulls have gone extinct. |
| Most of the stocks I have calls on are going down in straight lines, why not up? Lol |
| > You can hate or love dealers, but they do employ millions of people and pay billions in taxes to states.\n\nWhy would someone love a group of people that provide no benefit at all to society, make an already shitty experience of car buying worse, and leech value from the whole thing? |
| What was the delta on those spreads when you opened them? |
| synergy could be in supply chain efficiency & procurement pricing etc. may not matter what each store individually stand for in terms of marketing |
| With the current administration? We are more likely to rip every charging station out of the ground than to install more. \n\nThese idiots think windmills kill more birds than any other factor despite it being at the very bottom of the list. |
| Just watched the movie Weapons, kind of apropos but it was kind of retarded like the real thing |
| I don’t think Shia has “people” at this point in time |
| What happens to options if a circuit breaker is hit? 🤔 |
| How about dont get the app, and dont go there, and they are forced to change when their growth collapses. |
| congrats youre a cat |
| They are all kinds of fucked.. they haven't chosen a new leader in a week.\n\nThey said attacks will stop on gulf states, yet attacks continue.\n\nSeems like a giant internal clusterfuck. |
| Up down sideways, in fucking circles who cares? You guys have taught me I can lose money either way.\nLmao |
| Thanks for buying sold out and keep short every bounce.we never see $400 good luck 🤞 |
| Quality has been downhill ever since someone got offended by a finger in their chili. Like bro, we paid extra for the secret ingredient. |
| **SPY shareholders**\n\nSPY going down\n\nDollar going down\n\n🫵 are getting financially spitroasted in real time. 🤡🤡🤡 |
| I disagree, I think the reason it's down is due to an overreaction from people treating it as a pure GLP-1 stock. It has millions of subscribers and strong fundamentals, but has been beaten down because people want to gamble. I think this news will ease the fear and allow some people to think critically about it |
| idk about the US, but over here in Europe McDs has gotten so incredibly expensive over the past few years that I dont eat there specifically because of the price.\n\nI still love their products, I just cant justify ordering a menu when it costs as much as sushi at a GOOD Japanese place for example.\n\nIve probably had a McDonalds menu once in the past 3 months, and maybe a total of 5 times for 2025 as a whole. |
| Is private credit dead? \nFeels like the con is up |
| Just wait until the inevitable day that some exchange offers 24/7 trading and same-day settlement. Things are really gonna pop off with people losing money during the weekend too. |
| Thanks bro |
| Wendys should try to take over the old Starbucks wfh customers and make their identity an office away from home/workspace. That would align with their “freshest healthiest” fast food mission. |
| She incorporated a bun in the lovemaking. She took the the dough, and rolled it up into a ball, and then she -- and we were going berserk. She loves that kind of stuff and I, I admit I do too |
| i slept for 14 hours |
| Friendly reminder the jobs report is overstated!!\n\n Historically jobs are overstated by ~72K/month\n\nSo -92K reported - 72K adjustment = 164K jobs lost in February |
| Congrats, happy for you. And F you. |
| Yea, they really had a good thing going, and kept tinkering with crap while jacking up prices. |
| Your Dave’s combo is $6.09? We talking burger, fries, drink?\n\nWhere tf do you live!? |
| Stagflation* |
| I mean its often cheaper and fresher than buying at the store so its not that crazy. |
| Wendy’s is the cheapest meal option listed, at least in the Midwest |
| Sure... Say that to August Troendle, Paul Tudor Jones or George Soros... \n \nNow they don't execute the trades personally but they have bots running intraday trades. Thinking they don't drain money from market in certain timeframes is ignorance. |
| Fsho I bet |
| Thanks bro |
| I'm not sure.... I highly doubt they don't have at least some risk management. \nThey still have to trade to procure the jet fuel, I just can't see them buying every month at spot price (or whatever other pricing procedure they're using).\n\nIn fact I'm going to say it is impossible for them not to have some sort of derivative, otherwise air plane tickets would wildly fluctuate depending on global events. |
| Congrats |
| Oh you do see those words together, on late night infomercials and internet pop-up ads selling day trading "systems". But as descriptors in the real world? Nah. |
| Institutional algos use TA to make trades so…..no it isn’t…..and anyone who thinks it is is fucking regarded |
| I have $15 |
| Hmmm, maybe all that Venezuelan oil will come in handy after all. |
| ...until we imported desi managers. Same with the subways |
| Yeah nothing can save you if you're over leveraged and gambling |
| Stagnation |
| SaaS - Shower as a Service |
| My mom forgot her wallet getting her Diet Coke at 7-11 once, and the cashier said “don’t worry I know you’re good for it tomorrow.” |
| At this point I'm wondering what would actually make this market go down?\n |
| Stagflation for the next 4 years is possible. |
| Schizos killing themselves because AI tells them to do it is just natural selection. |
| They have no identity. Who tf is Wendy and why do I want her burger? 🤔 They need Taylor swift to dress up as Wendy or something, but seriously mcd is destroying it with their promos(celeb meals, Pokémon, etc), meal deals, and ddash/uber presence. Wendy’s and bk don’t even seem to try. If you live by a solid Wendy’s it is really good and it’s kind of a shame tbh. |
| To make sure other countries in the region make calls to him to tell him how great of a leader he is and to thank him for all he's done. |
| Too bad unemployment is going up primarily in the sectors that offer 401K to employees. New jobs are also going down |
| Wait did this actually happen because I said last night this was gonna happen lmao |
| US could take measures to widen the gap between WTI and Brent. US is a net exporter. |
| Electric rolling shutters are the biggest piece of fucking garbage. I want to sue anyone selling a product made to break after a few years. |
| Anyone who believes in shitcoin is actually so stupid. Worst investment possible. Doesn’t even function the way people claim it should. “Hedge against inflation” 😂 |
| I drove to another part of the metro area a couple of days ago. I got cut off twice by shitty Nissan Altimas. Everything smelled like weed, even the Home Goods store. \n\nI like a good show, but I don't wanna live on set. |
| I'm not saying they're going out of business, just that this news alone isn't going to revive the stock. |
| I would agree with this sentiment. In the 2010s it felt like Wendy’s remade itself into a quality food brand. Burgers, fries, and nuggets were made in a way when you got it you didn’t think “this was made with the cheapest shit possible”.\n\nI have gone twice this year and was really disappointed in food quality. One of my buns on the burger was a rock and the fries were disgusting both times.\n\nI am not surprised the stock is tanking. |
| \ngas go up > prices go up > business make more money > gas back go down > business make even more money\n\nBULLISH calls on monday |
| Atr14? Didn't they ban those after the last school shooting? |
| Technically if the stock market is stable, and the dollar is dropping, asset holders are also losing money. \n\nIf the stock market was rising while the dollar was dropping, what you said would be accurate. |
| I don't care, I have bets on oil and wheat. |
| 🌮 said everything is gone, so why we need another carrier group going there. |
| I assume most people here clowning on TA thinks TA is all about patterns that make some ridiculous picture like the upside down Bart or the dinosaur or something. That or they imagine a hundred random lines on the chart. \n\nAll it really is, is looking at where there was support and resistance in the past and deciding whether to go long or short when price goes to those levels. \n\nHow you find that support is where things like picture patterns and TA jargon like double tops, 3 white soldiers, VWAP, oversold, etc. come in. Some methods suck, some are better, none are guaranteed. It's all about probabilities and risk management. |
| the government does NOT do that, at least not in the US\n\n>\n\n>*Debase the currency so rich people’s assets will appreciate?*\n\nthats the current administrations goal. |
| Okay but please give me some clarity on this if this thread hasn’t just been a minefield of bots for 6 months. What’s going on is the precipice of a demand shock, right? Failing consumers. Credit. Obviously, energy drives up prices. But if everyone pays their last available line of credit on getting to and from work on a job they just lost, wouldn’t they not be able to pay for things? No demand equals not inflation but deflation? |
| no i meant dis monday, 9th |
| Funny how people forget that $3.5T vanished last April too, only for the market to bounce back and make millionaires out of the people who didn't flinch, buy now and wait till the war is over and see the chart goes up again and people who bought now ends make a few hundred millions easy |
| Tim's and BK merged so Tim's could leverahe BK's international markets to expand outside of North America, and BK could use something from Tim's, I just forget what it was. |
| Maybe its not a crash, but an “orderly selloff”. You can own other sectors where fundamentals and stock pricing arent so out of touch. |
| If I'm going to pay restaurant prices for fast food Culvers is always my choice. Everything is fresh and almost always cooked correctly. The crazy part is at this point McDonald's and the rest have almost caught up in price to them without increasing quality at all. |
| True but way too complicated if some issues were to happen. |
| I used to work in commodities trading on the software side. \nJet fuel contracts are typically traded as 1 year swaps, basically trading a variable price for a fixed price.\n\nSo I suppose it depends on the timing. \nThe counter-party still has to agree to the contract terms though, so if they foresee lots of risk in the mid-long term future; then the fixed rate would be higher. |
| they used to fly over my apartment really slow when landing, so cool to see them and so fuckin loud |
| 4000000 km. 2485000 miles in freedumb units. |
| The stock market has been stable, but your dollars are getting worth less and less. That's the magic of the trump economy. Asset owners getting rich, everyone paying for it. |
| Gold building a bull flag for the next leg to $6000, well helped by the orange crazy man and his imperialistic views |
| Imagine how much money can be made if you full port 0 DTE for every trade! |
| It’ll hurt the first time, but you’ll end up liking it. Trust me. |
| the trend is your friend bro! |
| Diet Coke people are crazy. The fact that people go to a fast food place to get a soda is just nuts. |
| Because the rocket ship we’re on is the Columbia II and everyone is basically shouting about the big ass missing pieces of heat shield with warning lights blaring while all the dumbfucks cheer on the cokehead captain talking about landing on Jupiter. |
| Why is Marvell's long-term price performance underperformed vs. other AI stocks? |
| Where do you think the fertilizer comes from? How do you get the corn to consumers? |
| **Some of these need to go down before the next bull run:**\n\n* *various credit default and deliquency rates*\n* *current private credit stress*\n* *ai-related debt reliance scale*\n* *global oil shipping risk*\n* *international trade tensions*\n* *federal reserve interest rates*\n* *japanese bond rates*\n\n**And some items need to rise:**\n\n* *liquidity injections*\n* *employment*\n\namong other things, some combination of both sides are needed really |
| Have you ever seen him wearing a spandex jumpsuit running a race? |
| But Pam Bondi said…. |
| Does the artists statement need to be true? The stock market is trending at all time highs and only dropped a tiny bit this week. Maybe you should read a newspaper sometime? |
| Wendy’s ai drive thru could not understand I wanted the pretzel bun it’s stupid and annoying ive yet to be back since |
| With ber |
| Didn't you hear, we added 100k rehab jobs last quarter... |
| Also the YTD overall gains? |
| What? |
| A third carrier group on its way to Iran. This aint ending soon is it? Oil to 200$ |
| What if 🌮 actually went insane and no one noticed? |
| Problem being there is no clear "next highest Iranian". \n \nThere may be one in the works, but as far as I know you have multiple independent groups with their own leaders and maybe some last orders. Just because one says "ok stop" doesn´t mean the other will do the same. Who can declare surrender at this point? |
| we're not talking about the same thing.\n\nwith being the best/pushing boundaries/etc, yeah - hynix. and even samsung.\n\nwith cranking out dram... someone's going to create supply. whether cxmt or other. same with hdd/ssd. |
| Just getting started, hang on to your butts |
| I prefer the companies that supply the cooling technology, fiber optical cable manufacturing, transformers, etc. all of the AI data centers have a poop tin of these things and they’re not priced like their in AI |
| Unrealized losses if you don’t sell, plus things are on sale. Theres always opportunity, it’s finding the right one that’s the challenge |
| I think of it like this: I had a 0.45 contract on a $1 spread, so earned $45 to risk $55, as to whether SPY would move away from that nice psychologically round 675 number at some point.\n\nYou offer a blackjack comparison. When you bet in blackjack, do you get to watch hands change for the next 6 hours with the opportunity to profit anytime by exiting on a winning hand?\n\nThe 50/50 odds are for a runaway change in price, which render that benefit moot. But when it chops, the odds of profit are a lot higher, and you're actually playing yourself, not the odds. |
| So far. |
| This is a “cReAtIVe” thing lol he can pull a chart that shows the who market and what omg it won’t show which in fact inull and void op nonsense |
| Sticking with the old stale meme when you don't even have to anymore is the true path of regardation in praxis. |
| That's retarded. |
| The exact same jokes were being made in Russian about Putin annexing Crimea in ~2012 (Lyudmila Putina: “I asked him for cream! Face cream! Now I need a stroller (kalaska), scared to ask”)\n\nFunny how similar dictatorships are. |
| Few more ai updates before they start to use us as the data center |
| They found that the reserve police officers they called up to duty couldn’t stomach shoving people in the back of a truck, so they invented Auschwitz |
| There are two main issues. Firstly, its the global oil shock. Secondly, its a flight to safety especially by HNIs, SWFs, family offices in Dubai, Qatar etc. which are big investors in the US. This is apparent by the DXY going up so much. \n\nThe oil situation has to stabilize or we will keep bleeding for a while. We may get temporary bounces but you cant expect a risk on sentiment when half the world's economy is worried about gas shortages. \n\nSome of the damage may be very long lasting. I doubt the ME countries will invest so heavily in risky assets for a while. The Chinese are still afraid of investing in stocks after the covid and real estate crashes. So just imagine the attitude in the ME right now. These guys were funding a lot of the data centres. |
| I just checked. It's close. Dave's combo is $6.09, a regular size Jumbo Jack combo, their cheapest combo, is $10.39. |
| Tbh you’re better off reheating at 800w. Full power is only good for liquids and a couple specific things. |
| Bro f22s going supersonic is so badass man |
| Interesting noticed that as well. It’s gone down a lot. What happen |
| Orangotang peeing blood. |
| Yeah, my marketing professor used to say that McDonald's isn't in the burger business, it's in the real estate business. |
| Tendies then handies from Wendy? Sign me up. |
| More AVGO employee shares vest on March 15th. |
| So who else is happy that the casino is going to open 1 hour earlier from next week |
| There’s nothing I want more than a pull back so I can heavily invest. I don’t think we’ll ever get anything meaningful. Where will people move the money? |
| Yes, please panic so I can buy more at a discount. And then lose more because I’m stupid. |
| Vibes |
| Insane coping by bulls here. Imagine believing that the strait is safe just because 🥭 said so. Its still devoid of traffic |
| Bear markets will always have violent green days sprinkled in |
| This is why Monday is guaranteed GREEN |
| My initial comment used 1M 3M and YTD, all negative so how am I dishonest???\n\n3M TSX is 5.62%\n\nHappy? |
| We all use oil to do business, so there will be cascading effects. |
| Iwt me know when you do that so I can buy calls |
| McDonald's always seem to run its best promotions when the economy isn't doing too hot and people are broke. |
| Dude’s off the rails. No one’s successfully telling him anything he doesn’t wanna hear atm. |
| Yeap, I can vividly recall on two occasions the price couldn’t get past a certain level at least three times, it’d immediately get shut down, but of course I ignored it, only to watch it drop significantly right after and send my calls to oblivion |
| They don't care. It's dropping because the big boys are taking their record profits. After the literal dust settles, their reinvestments will shape the direction of our peon lives. |
| Fuck the Dow is not over 50k??? I guess it’s time to prosecute pedophiles 🙄 |
| Its , uhm ... His penis? |
| If you consider paper trades making money |
| Dow 50000 |
| Posts like this tells me we hit max fear. Wouldnt be surprised if recovery starts next week, and everyone stops worrying about outside noice and instead turns focus back on companies actually printing money. |
| Just realized I haven’t gotten one spam call since the strike on Iran, that’s a real win |
| I get too bored it’s like the Always Sunny episode where they move to the burbs lol |
| Lol redditors like OP are such fucking losers. |
| Looks like an alien with a pecker that he doesn't want anymore. |
| Interest rate cuts to zero |
| As the degenerate gambler I am I’ll volunteer to be touched, bet that would count as a double negative and break my streak of bad luck 🎲🎲🎲 |
| There is a fortified anti ship missile every mile of that god damn thing flying a foot above the water break. There is no shooting that thing down. No Winston Churchill or JFzk we will @escort them shit. Bogus bluff |
| Yep, the key is surviving the dip |
| Using YTD at the start of March is so intellectually dishonest. |
| Yeap, I can vividly recall on two occasions the price couldn’t get past a certain level at least three times, it’d immediately get shut down, but of course I ignored it, only to watch it drop significantly right after and send my calls to oblivion |
| I never see my port breaks even again if spy goes up and down like a heart episode |
| This sub isnt ready to hear that those billionaires are actually big 🌈🐻 and primed for the recession to become trillionaires. |
| Corn, comes out of the ground for free |
| Thats rich coming from the "Alternative Facts" crowd. |
| Weight loss accounts for maybe 15% of HIMS revenue. It's a company with many avenues and no outsourcing |
| https://preview.redd.it/bkdbadeionng1.jpeg?width=1040&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bc4d3f8b802732331e16b7eba2cf942f33e39196 |
| You think this guy cares? Not like he’s invested into any broad market ETF’s. This guy and his cronies bought oil and military stocks months ago and are just laughing |
| Tried the big arch because of the whole controversy and it was probably my first McDonald's burger in a decade, can't lie it was pretty damn good for a fastfood burger. |
| There. I added that. Go ahead and report it, let's see what happens. Or find a new post and I'll post something else that you write. Let's test the theory. |
| You short volatility after it has massive spikes. We haven’t really been having massive spikes. Just an increase to realize volatility along with correlation, which is up like 250% in February. So you shorted VIX which is up like 60% since start of February and correlation….which is spiking to the moon. With no signs of any resolution |
| Sounds horrible. No character in the burbs. |
| Not just energy, they make fertiliser out of that shit |
| That dude doing an interview with Shia high af…nobody told Shia bad idea? |
| https://preview.redd.it/31x10hldonng1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4a685d97489dc5f5488925e9d275e7da5946a67a\n\nlol |
| Sounds great 🫠 |
| Fountain pop taste so much better than bottled (except the Mexican coke). |
| Noooooooooo |
| Doing charting for oil futures now (CL). Looks like $206 target in April, if this keeps going. And from the parade of force majeure announcements by gulf oil sellers, this will keep going now no matter what. Will this cause global economic collapse? IDK |
| There isnt a thing you can buy that isnt affected by energy prices. From transportation, to petroleum byproducts, its like the Mycorrhiza of the world's trade. |
| Welcome to the Donald Trump economy, I'm your host for today's podcast. Today we're going to talk about why the stock market going down & oil prices going up are a good thing.\n\nIt's because you can buy the dip + your fatass can stay home to yank your pizzle & stop driving |
| That one was a woman. Now it’s the guys turn. |
| Urithium |
| The problem with this is the next president will likely inherit this war, especially if dumbass mango does sends ground troops |
| I’m really grateful for this actually. We were winning too much, I was exhausted from all the winning, I was burnt out. Feels good to just sit back and lose for a little while. No sarcasm /s |
| That's why FED looks at "core inflation" which doesn't include oil in the basket of goods that they measure. \n\n\nIf oil causes second order effects, then they'll just change the definition of "core". They've already removed most items since 1990 to make inflation looks smaller |
| lmao what fuck no why would I ever do that |
| He was briefly the reddit CEO and was a longtime board member and large shareholder. |
| Oh no…let’s send another 5 billion to Ukraine. |
| Are you sure they are really showers? |
| I really dunno how they were so successful at it, but it seems they really managed to pass off all blame of 2020 to Biden.\n\n\nThe economy cratered, over million Americans died from the poor management around the disease (and probably way more), all the shutdowns, all the supply chain whacks, the start of all the inflation, the riots, and his claims it would all just take a couple weeks.\n\n\nHe barely lost after all that, had an insurrection because of it, and yet more people voted for him.\n\n\nLike there was this general sense that somehow Biden did all of that. I guess super successful by the people supporting him, just sad we put the same people back in power that ran it into the ground the first time.\n\n\nIt's like having a CEO running things into the ground at once company, get canned, and then he successfully weasels his way into becoming a CEO again by blaming market factors and other shareholders. Only to do the same damn things again.\n\n |
| Short-term thinking is why everyone on this sub fails. It was able to reach $60 without the news we have today\n\nToday? We have news that cements their position in the industry on top of improved fundamentals since it last hit $60 |
| There isnt a thing you can buy that isnt affected by energy prices. From transportation, to petroleum byproducts, its like the Mycorrhiza of the world's trade. |
| I recently stopped by there on my lunch after not having eaten there since before COVID. I used to always get 2 McDoubles and a medium fry in high school. I ordered that figuring it’d be like $7/8. When they rang me up and said it was over $12 after tax, I almost shit a brick. That shitty meal was $5 like 10-15 years ago. There is no way the material and labor costs have risen that much. Also the quality was atrocious. McDonald’s quality has always sucked but it definitely seemed worse than I remember. |
| That’s what a war will do but they’re not calling it that still. \n\nThey not talking about the Dow anymore. |
| Spoiler, that 3 trillion never really existed. |
| Elon tweet |
| Since it’s all fake anyways can someone sent me 4 trillion fake numbers? |
| STELLAR FAIRY OF THE DRAGON FLAME |
| Wow, ytd you’ve lost more then I have lost gambling, suddenly I don’t feel quite as dumb 🤷 |
| Air Cav. Air mobile. |
| lear a new joke, also lear how to read the journalism that actually followed up on it, especially considering that kid is borderline regarded and every daycare he visited was legit and one wasn’t even open yet, so he uncovered nothing, no fraud.. it was an engineered viral rage bait |
| because op is a bot and retards that use this app 24/7 decided its wsbs time to be filled with politics |
| Wendy’s is by far the worst now. 7 years ago I would’ve agreed with you but not anymore |
| Cool, but not everyone bought then. What about new investors. Daily, people start their investment journey like me in January. I’m actually doing good because I avoided the s&p and focused on Canada, international, oil, mining and gold. I’m ahead, but in general the gains from 2022 or 2025 are not happening in 2026, so this whole trying to make people look stupid for pointing out past games is tiresome. In 5 years from now sure I’ll be ahead but you can’t ignore trillions in losses and say oh look at me I made money in 2018…\n\nYTD is -2.01%.\n\nTSX YTD is up 3.99%\n\nmy ETFs in international are up slightly YTD. |
| Oh fuck |
| https://preview.redd.it/jokzj1qrnnng1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=05b23504e0cfa5301cfeeffb63fb2a3771274767 |
| Free market capitalism, except when it’s not at all a free market and completely rigged |
| I guarantee you he hasn't said I ran as a verb in 2 decades if not longer. |
| And gas is high as fuck, thanks again Biden!!!\n(Edit: warned for being political when i typed this, not political, how fucking stupid people were for blaming biden is the point) dont delet mods |
| Spite from jealousy? |
| 4.99?????? USD??????\n\nman i thought 3.79 CAD was a scam up here |
| I'm simple ape. This why. >>Be bored Friday. Bought Tesla bear 10x. Go tired. Fall asleep from trade. Couch soft! Monday profit? Yes/ no? |
| Literally all it would take is the next highest Iranian official saying “holy shit okay we give, we give” |
| they already did that |
| If Iran can keep the strait closed it will cause a pretty huge dip. If we can get control of the strait we will immediately continue as normal. See Yom Kippur War as a reference. |
| I moved to the rich burbs a couple of weeks ago and my devotion to the proletariat is wavering.\n\nI have to drive at least 5 miles away from my house to even *see* a homeless person. It's so freaking quiet I question whether I actually have neighbors. The local Target/Walmart doesn't even lock up their ethnic hair care products. \n\nI was born poor, and have always lived amongst the poors, but now I see why people move away from the poors. It's like a whole different world out here. |
| I think it’ll do the same shit as with Bush Jr. As in, right before the next guy comes in promising affordable healthcare that’s when all the cracks give way and it tanks for the next 4-8 years. |
| Manipulative libtard doing libtard things |
| 3% off ATH btw |
| Yep: McD net profit margin > 30, Wendy's < 5 |
| I no not math good but year longer than day correct? |
| Hence the unique/original component of successful traders. TA itself doesn’t have an edge, it’s just a risk management framework. The real edge of the traders you’re describing is in the unique patterns they notice and act on (whether consciously or by instinct).\n\nDefinitely possible to beat the market, but TA alone won’t get you there. |
| Whose line is it anyway? |
| Bet he holds his dick with tweezers. |
| I've gotten used to regard tbh |
| Funny, it appears your IQ is less than room temp. \n\nHow is this hurting Beijing? Russia can now sell its oil to anyone and make money to fund their war of aggression = good for China?\n\nExplain, se puedes |
| But did you even say thank you one time? |
| If they went back to the yellow era they would crush it with no other changes |
| Yes they have media test multiple car types with this battery, all under 5 min |
| Yup, I missed on that kicking myself rn |
| I really wish my funds traded Friday would be settled so I can trade futures Sunday. Fucking scam artists. |
| Time to buy |
| If March inflation numbers are not good they’ll fire the inflation guy. |
| The red market is the least of our worries with this clinically insane administration in power… |
| Sweet chili is similar but I totally agree. That one hurt |
| Y'all how do we with old taxes from the govt? |
| “day trading options is how you get rich”\n\n-Warren Snuffit\n |
| Misguided. |
| 82nd Airborne prepped, all training cancelled |
| An attempt there will be for sure, but my point is that the competitors are quite a bit behind (including cxmt). Meanwhile, the frontrunners (Micron / Hynix / Samsung) will continue to push boundaries and innovate. Personally I am betting on Hynix |
| Yeah transitory to hell |
| Oh no, how are we going to survive a 1.5% downturn when we’ve been on a rocket ship since Oct 2022 and even gained 18% in 2025 under Trump? |
| Maybe like $10/month. Wife has free level 2 charging at work and can charge anytime. We top off once every 2 weeks. |
| I bought, so naturally it drops just to scare the shit out of me. |
| >growing at a healthy rate\n\nYou are projecting future growth based off of previous growth. I am a Google fanboy but to give perspective.\n\nThe recent surge in google's net income is \n\n-Cost cutting through firing 12,000 employees.(Non replicateable)\n\n-Making their operation more efficient.(Non replicateable)\n\n-Claiming unrealized gains on equity securities AKA AI companies they invested in increasing in value. This is around ~50% of the increase alone. (AI Bubble)\n\n-~30% was from cloud growth/advertising increases. While this is good/real growth, it's susceptible to market declines and the idea they can replicate the growth is iffy.\n\nWhen the market loses faith in AI the 50% of their net profit that was from AI companies they invested in growing in value not only doesn't repeat, it goes the other way. Triggers a recession and hits their advertising revenue. They already cost cut, it's unlikely they have much wiggle room.\n\nI am also an AI fan, but the valuations aren't real. |
| If oil prices stay higher long enough, March inflation numbers will not be good, so Feds unlikely to cut. |
| Isn't ETH the whole market..? Or was that an ETF..? |
| Spy will hit 660 this week. If we are lucky that will be the bottom for now. Assuming it aligns with timing of positive news from the middle east. We still have the private credit, and employment hurdles to get over which only time and more data will give clarity on. |
| I don't know but I hope they play it at his funeral. |
| Puts on XOM, calls on orange juice |
| Christ sakes don’t get smart on us |
| What |
| The post is so low effort I doubt they took the time to zoom in and they definitely didn’t make the screen shot.. it appears to be posted everywhere. |
| Correct. Except “non zero” does not equal “most.” |
| …so far |
| Even before the war the market was flat for the year. Unemployment is rising. GDP growth is slower than forecasted. Now add on tariff uncertainty following the SCOTUS ruling, and uncertainty from the war. I’m thinking it’s going to be a flat year for the market overall. |
| I mean you could just ask the specific rather than just being snarky about it. |
| U meant past Monday lol |
| Lamo |
| What! I’m a little sad, because the work around is hilarious. It was obviously retarded to ban a word though |
| Dario Amodei is anti sex robots & AI erotica. That's why Anthropic will lose vs. OpenAI |
| “It’s a great time to buy.” |
| Me with zero stocks "oh no" |
| 1 pound of muscle is a lot different than 1 pound of fat dip shit |
| It’s china so infra shouldn’t be a problem |
| Two sets of delusional people here. People believing Iran will unconditionally surrender. People who think this is going to cause global economic collapse |
| Well, I, for one, would NEVER hope you get hit by a bus.\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| a bus giving *mobile showers* is a great sign of a neighborhood right, asking for a friend 🚌 🚿 |
| But that’s less funny somehow |
| rip |
| This is when people jump in the market and wait 3 months. |
| lol. Try again. |
| Boots on the ground is happening, no doubt about it |
| Just need enough retards to be bearish and spy will go to 750 with ease |
| They could sell literal piss in their soda and people would still buy and drink it. \n\nThis country is full of morons lmao |
| that's not what my *technicals* say 🥜 |
| https://preview.redd.it/5lr6lnnpmnng1.jpeg?width=1206&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2a0b9332a8b2d9e3136ee9b4cd91bd579945013f |
| Better than the slop McDonald’s gives and inedible food from bk. |
| Board of Piss. |
| I still wonder if Trump wouldn't have run for office if Obama didn't humilate him at the WH correspondence dinner. |
| Only if you are an asshole |
| Trump's fault. No one can tell me any differently. |
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| But but but Obama! |
| https://preview.redd.it/1qmb95qmmnng1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a153370bcd957b5993361caa79423229ab06ec11\n\n |
| Can you imagine that thing running? |
| Broad cap Byzantine etf like BZTM |
| Spite isn’t jealousy. |
| YT = 1 billion ads per video now |
| But the DOW! |
| We learned how to spell "learning." |
| Repube-ican's Trickle-Down Economics in action 👀 |
| Looks more like full of piss |
| Lmao!!! And we’re still here and the market will rebound. Go buy some before it comes up |
| First time? |
| humans will not exist in 1000 years. only robots who all look suspiciously like Elon Musk |
| Given the fact that the title says "Technical analysis is just astrology for men" i wouldn't be so sure. It seems more like someone that doesn't understand TA, thinking that the market is random. |