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| Calls? |
| From Korea |
| If only they’d be porking instead of beefing |
| Bulls crying in their corn flakes over turtle man and closet man deaths 🤭 |
| Is Lindsey actually died because his ultimate dream of troops on the ground in Iran about to happen? |
| if the strait is open, then the strait is not closed |
| when axios drops the article, premarket or even prefutures? |
| Lmao Mango is being an idiot.. he’s doing the equivalent of Iran coming to Florida keys water and saying this is ours now and no one can cross. LOL wtf is going on rn GO HOME MELON |
| Bro is poor now |
| Im tired of all this. Can we just let Costco buy Iran? |
| What’s gf? Guru Focus? I like moneys. |
| Everyone’s still sleeping on GLW. Watch what happens on mondayyyyyy |
| Meanwhile in Iran: We WILL kill Trump |
| I'm incredibly berish on bers |
| Iran definitely wants to make the deal, only issue is that they want tolls, nuclear development, 300 billion dollars and more as part of that deal |
| Nobody’s got AIDS! |
| Nah, it'll buff right out. |
| Not after that conversation |
| I hear it's dog eat dog outside the beltway. Sympathy 😢 |
| When they say how badly they want the market to collapse, all I can think is “Me too, the day before YOU planned to retire” |
| That's not the kind of cream pie I was expecting |
| I can't read. |
| I saw the new TSMC building outside of Phoenix and it is massive. MASSIVE |
| AIDs did this? |
| I think if you try the dogs you may be pleasantly [?] surprised \n\nAlso seems to me that a tapeworm would love you even more unconditionally than a dog. You give it a home and food and take it with you everywhere. |
| bears aren't people |
| Probably? |
| I'm having chicken wings for breakfast life is amazing |
| Ok. I'm a white guy from the DMV |
| Thanks Chat GPT |
| Maybe move out of the hood? |
| It’s pretty normal to get this reaction when a hypocritical piece of shit goes |
| These things come in threes |
| WHICH IS FINE |
| You ever read people’s opinions on the internet and react with a strong hope that their life completely falls apart |
| Boomer coffins |
| RIP Lindsay Graham, Joe Rogan 🙏 |
| He died for engagement?\n\nThere's better ways |
| Ok. Military is easy choice but personally I’m in sales and if I ever lose my current job I can sell anything. |
| Dude was a piece of shit |
| Yes, but, I feel between 4.5 and 5% the ten year Treasury starts to cause problems for equities. |
| #We're are 24 hours away from the stock market opening and seeing Micron & SanDisk rocketing higher. In Triple H's voice: ARE YOU READY!!! 😤 |
| Normally with little enclaves of richistan. I sense you lack the appropriate visa. |
| Theyre made to be that way since we abolished slavery. |
| Bebe ftw |
| The new normal: Just buy with bad news and sell with good news. |
| Takes forever to lose money like that |
| I'm going to Mongolia for 3 weeks with long oil positions. Can't take a satphone because ghynese will confiscate. Search and Rescue gonna heroically recover me from the Gobi desert and imma croak Gimme the price of WTI, or send a helicopter which knows |
| I live in DC. Cope |
| Cut the losses and consolidated gains 💪 |
| At least your wife still sucks your dick.. |
| You Zimbabweans talk a lot of that ishboo |
| Ahead of its time, lol. |
| I’d say you can do better, but I’m sure that’s not the case |
| I want to hear your take |
| Be careful what you pick. The best thing would be objectively necessary productive businesses. Like water purification, food production, lumber mills, etc. \n\nGold, silver, palladium, even compute will all race to $0 as civilization expands. Stocks traded in USD will boom and bust with the currency. |
| They bungled the source material in the first season by making envoys part of the Falconer part of the universe. In the books they are basically space marines that use subterfuge and manipulation instead of violence. Because of this they basically become pariahs to the rest of the world once they stop being envoys. A line in one of the later books mentions how something like half the crime in the universe is caused by ex envoys.\n\nKovacs doesn't really have much ideals in the books from what I recall, so by tying him to some revolution in the show they kind of dug a hole for themselves. |
| the fuck cares? dude's dead you know. plus he was probably a piece of shit. |
| Open like *your* mom's legs, you welcome to enter but no saying what you gonna catch |
| Welp, I guess my leveraged NQ long is gonna be joining the late senator come open |
| All American cities are shitholes.\n\nThanks for coming to my Ted Talk |
| 18 thousand reviews |
| thats a lot of words to say it do go down. |
| Stop Projecting |
| Anonymous Reddit edgelords. They would pee in their pants if they were speaking to a live person in conversation |
| at least you're smart |
| Seize their assets 🙂 |
| I mean my gut is big but I'm working out... |
| Still no statement from Grindr.\n\nShame. |
| Not quite sure what you're asking, here's a tanker being hit by a sea baby three days ago: [Ukrainian Sea Baby drone films itself hitting a Russian tanker in the Black Sea | World News | Sky News](https://news.sky.com/video/ukrainian-sea-baby-drone-films-itself-hitting-a-russian-tanker-in-the-black-sea-13561897) |
| Peekend Pow |
| Why is it the norm to be an asshole when someone dies now for engagement\n\nThe fuck happened to class |
| Just stop buying health insurance |
| He thinks US military power is like Team America. He can't fight a ground war in Iran and he can't bomb it into being more of a shit hole than it is anyway. He could nuke the whole country from orbit but that's contraindicated and the pentagon probably won't let him. Out of options. |
| We should put all pride flags at half mass in our closets today in honor of our lovely senator. |
| Big if true 👀 |
| Things That Absolutely Did Not Happen Today for $1,000 🙋🙋♀️🙋♂️ |
| So, no. Got it. |
| Sorry just a fyi, highly unlikely you get to quit your job even if space x stock goes well.\n\nCurrent price is priced for a company like space x that is already profitable, but every year it throws away billions of dollars....\n\nL |
| nasdaq weekend futures blood red. that could only mean one thing. Bagrosft green and the rest of the market in shambles |
| So just like an ez 300k you threw on for the shares Jesus |
| My wife asked me if I loved her more, my Micron & SanDisk stock, or my dog 🐶\n\nI told her I love my [current] 3 year old dog more because he'll love me no matter what. And I love my first [deceased] 16.5 year old dog more than anything in the world.\n\nAnd Micron & SanDisk made me rich\n\nMy wife then got pissed because she's only #5 on my list. She then overreacted and said how dogs & AI stocks wouldn't suck my dick like she does 🙃🫠🤦♂️ |
| Sea baby drones are a known drone type that Ukraine has been using for years? They've also got those gigantic flying propeller planes which can completely blow up the bridges of these things like 404's link shows. |
| They will find a way to pump it just before those shares become eligible for sale to fuck any puts or shorts before letting it go down. |
| I bought 20k shares of SOXS at market close Friday |
| True if big |
| Witless ignorance |
| 🥭 just wants to fake his death by getting all worked up about the Iran wanting to kill himb |
| Maybe it was never really closed to begin with and headlines are nothing more than something to move markets in the oligarchs favored direction. |
| Underrated comment |
| Hey you stop that right now. You’ve got some stuff going for you.\n\nLike for example you’re not even that ugly |
| Open the strait you crazy bastards |
| Average age of senator 65, average odds of dying in the year for 65yo amerifats 2%, 100 senators. We should expect 2 deeply distressing events a year\n\nFollow me for all your actuarial needs |
| I haven't smoked since Thanksgiving... 2023 (edibles back in January though) , it hasn't been as fun since it's legal in most places. I'm not saying I'm done just doesn't interest me the way it used to 🤷🏼♂️ |
| Yeah I love it, and it noticeably boosts my HRV, just one of those people that can't moderate it and turns it into too much of a good thing. |
| The thing is the biggest “debts” can be to Microsoft but Microsoft did not invest in anything but a shell company with a name. It does not actually hold any voting rights, any IP for chat gtp etc. What you see as OpenAI is actually a mixture of companies on paper. |
| Do you have a source depicting the drone types |
| Have the funds settled in Trump's account from his last trades? If so then you are probably right. |
| Israels greatest warrior🫡 |
| \n\n❌Ceasefire in effect\n\n❌MOU signed \n\n❌Strait Open\n\n✅Markets Go Up on Monday |
| Surely it'll happen this week |
| either 2 hours before futues open or 2hours before US open there will be a trump tweet "IRAN WANTS TO FINALLY MAKE THE DEAL!" \n\nquote me |
| RIGHT, like they just make a new sub with v2 saying they’re different from the main sub |
| Might be hard with their neighbors |
| they are using anti ship missiles now\n\ntheir good stuff will probably be put online next round |
| *"I don't see this lasting longer than 2 weeks at most"*\n\n \n(Day 134, and counting....) |
| Who’s ded? |
| What stocks are you getting calls on? |
| | Ticker | Target | Entry | Current | Move | Expires |\n|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|\n| **MSFT** ▲ | $400.00 (above) | $380.06 | $385.08 | +5.2% | Jul 23, 4:03 PM |\n| **Record** | 1W - 0L | 100% | - | - | - | |
| !banbet |
| Iran controls nothing. It will have nothing soon if it doesn’t obey |
| You’re my hero! Teach me oh wise one. |
| I call him Warren Buffalo |
| Numbers is wrong, us imports 40% of crude it refines, SPR and Cushing running on fumes. I am and always have been an oil trading expert AMA |
| comedy gold\n\n |
| its hard man trust me i quit like 50 times and still trying. its just nice to calm my 24/7 active mind u know |
| My feed is 90% NSFW subs. I can't stand the "ummmmm achtuallly" crap on the rest of this site. |
| Who said so? Give it a try |
| crazy that graham just passed away. life is short man. |
| Warren buffet |
| Eh whatever the munitions are, irrelevant to the point (also doubt they are anywhere near running out of shaheds) |
| Welp, time to quit weed again. Maybe can make it longer than 6 months this time. |
| it may be by the 31st, source?... my gut |
| Iranian cruise missiles say otherwise |
| That's like me with sports |
| Doesn’t matter if CENTCOM say it’s open. If Iran says it’s closed it’s effectively closed cause no insurance companies gonna allow it |
| Remember you have to close the strait first before opening it |
| [This is the typical damage to a ship from a drone strike.](https://bsky.app/profile/specialkhersoncat.bsky.social/post/3mnjx2yupjc2l) Doesn't look operational to me for a looong while. |
| Reddit is 50% politics and I cannot be bothered with it.\n\nI mute each sub but it feels like they make new ones to get back to my r/popular page |
| wtf my PYPL is green. we're in very strange times. |
| Big Green is coming can you feel it chasing you Bers it’s coming for you. USA increased oil production if you look at the volumes we don’t need anything from Hormuz any more never bet against America it’s like betting against Tom Brady |
| After this bullshit, countries are going to be transporting oil by camelback instead of using the Strait of America |
| It will remain clopen until Trump drops the official Plinko chip into the board. Currently the chip is stuck and the ghost of Bob Barker is attempting to dislodge it with a broom handle. |
| That was 65+ years ago, NFTs & 🌽didn’t exist then\n\nMaybe I’m completely wrong but I just don’t see gold ever being worth the squeeze in modern times |
| No crying at the casino |
| My math has the value per share of SPCX at -$1.52. Value of Operation plus Non Op Assets minus debt, divided by # of shares. Just napkin math…and maybe I’m wrong?\n\nEdit: AI says my math is wrong, according to AI its book value is $5.96 per share. So then the current price is really based on an expectation that Starlink is going to moon this thing. Still the current market valuation is 2,332.89% increase over its book value. |
| Oh sure you can. |
| I love it 😎 |
| OPEN THE STRAIT CLOSE THE STRAIT OPEN THE STRAIT \n\nYOU DONT KNOW WHAT THIS DOES TO A GUY |
| Last thing I heard, we were done focusing on the war. Even if it’s still going on, the government has different plans to make money and even if it isn’t stable they control the markets and if the media isn’t pushing about the war then it means oil prices will drop. They only hype to increase scares and no offense to you but they bring in people like you to think it’ll keep going up. Their over all plan is to divide rich and poor without a middle class. This scare of the war divide us more and more middle class people lost their spot of being middle class with everything going up. They can’t pull the trigger and do everything at once because it’ll cause too much havoc so they do this slowly. Best of luck and wish you nothing but the best |
| Closed strait = *talks going well* tweet soon = SPY+1% 🤌 |
| Nighttime is definitely gay gym time 😎🌈 |
| OPEC also announced production increases of 120k barrels per day, as well as the UAE hitting an ath in production too |
| You can't even make jokes about dead senators anymore. I thought this was america |
| I think we are all scarred by not taking profit on something plummeted, for me right now it's qcom |
| Turns out it was just a Baby Ruth. No big deal. |
| A lot of them were hit with sea drones which are practically torpedos. At minimum they'll have to be down for repairs for a while with risk of more damage. |
| https://preview.redd.it/x8z89kuopsch1.png?width=1506&format=png&auto=webp&s=c37889f1f7b7e44867c5830088fc4ac559367b50\n\n |
| Snip snap snip snap |
| Tell what to people in Germany during the hyperinflation before WWII |
| Hit with a drone is very different from “taking out” |
| The podium only has 3 places for a reason, sir. |
| Just send her this screenshot |
| this is too soon |
| There were times I missed generational opportunities selling early but there are just as many where I avoided bombs. Sold lunr from 20-30 all but 8 shares, my cost started in the 3-4 range, no regrets.\n\nSold half my Soxl in the 80 range, half of what was left in the 100 range and the rest in 200. Mixed feelings.\n\nSold my hood in the 20s left half a share that has ridiculous gains. Kicking myself. |
| Unclosed |
| Iran doesn’t control the strait, but in a much more real sense, it does |
| I’ll never go to the gym before noon. So many old people and normies holy fuck \n\nEvening gang for life 💪I’m gay |
| Very large. One fab is 2000’ x 600’ in plan and 150’ tall. Plan for 3 of them. They have multiple support buildings of similar size, some serving multiple fabs others just serving one. Then they have a large admin building. |
| The market has been selling in anticipation of this event, now that it has happened there is no one left to sell so stocks can only go up. |
| https://preview.redd.it/xg2dfoj8psch1.png?width=1506&format=png&auto=webp&s=f608cb54c1d964644afb8e7bfc821dcb63fff46d\n\n |
| Ok seems like borrow fee is going down and available short shares are going up so it might be squeezing rn |
| lol all in at 2T marketcap, I won't touch it until it goes under $100 |
| Literally any company that needs extra remote compute bud. Right now thats obviously AI companies training models. They rent entire data centers for days/weeks to train. Anyone who has a bunch of compute lying around is doing it and making bank. |
| sometimes I genuinely wonder if donnie knew the shit he was getting himself into\n\ndude was on a straight up sugar high after taking Venezuela in 48 hours and like a gambler thought he was due for another win lol now this might end up being the whole story of his presidency |
| USA won let the victory rally start! The US-led Joint Maritime Information Center said, however, that the “southern route” [**remains open**](https://www.cnn.com/2026/07/12/world/live-news/iran-war-trump#cmrhm6la600003d5ut06rzequ).\n\n2 MIN AGO\n\n**CENTCOM says Strait of Hormuz "open to all vessels," despite Iran declaring it closed** \nBy [Catherine Nicholls](https://www.cnn.com/profiles/catherine-nicholls) and Izzy Lippolis \nUS Central Command has said that the Strait of Hormuz is “open to all vessels,” despite Iran’s Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps (IRGC) announcing earlier today that it had [**closed the waterway**](https://www.cnn.com/2026/07/11/world/live-news/iran-war-trump?post-id=cmrgy8y4g00003j6whi8grsyn). \n“The Strait of Hormuz is open to all vessels seeking to lawfully transit the international waterway,” CENTCOM wrote in a [**post on X,**](https://x.com/CENTCOM/status/2076278945993888116) adding: “US forces are positioned and prepared to ensure that freedom of navigation remains available despite unwarranted Iranian aggression, harassment, threats, and arbitrary \ndeclarations.” \n“Iran does not control the strait. Traffic is flowing,” it continued. |
| It only pumps 5% tomorrow instead of 10%, lots of call options as risk of expiring worthless before we push to all time highs |
| China paused their oil buying and took about 4 million barrels a day off the demand, coupled with 4 million barrels a day of release from the SPR and drawing down commercial inventory to near line fill levels it kept the apparent market balance you're seeing. |
| This shutdown has caught many traders off-guard. |
| Sorry to hear that. Hope you are profiting in your other tickers |
| Doubt it |
| How big was it? |
| Lol |
| shiet I never thought of that O.o haha |
| Bloody green day tomorrow |
| STRAITS BACK OPEN AGAIN |
| 🤭 |
| Very sorry. So sorry. Losing a dog is hard. |
| Boots on the ground in Iran bc that was Lindsey Graham would’ve wanted ❤️ |
| Strait closed means oil’s gna do -10% monday |
| Yeah me too. Seems like COVID but I threw away my last test kit 3 weeks ago |
| IGRC is using anti ship missles now\n\nthat they are running out of their old shit drones |
| Woah woah too many words and numbers are you trying to give me a stroke? |
| Chance that it moves like crazy once market opens ? |
| Lmaooo McCoonnnel be like I just spoke to Linsey 20 minutes ago lmaooooooo |
| Doing God's work |
| Market just wants to shake out as many people as it can before it shoots up. We all know it's going up though, so very little selling and no dips. |
| I pumped your mom's memory |
| I absolutely love the regards of this sub |
| 🍈 paying him to say that shit and monitoring him via the car |
| Can we get back to pumping memory? Thank you for your attention to this matter. |
| Always this. Huge opportunities missed by taking profits WAY too early. I know can't go wrong with profit, but damn all the same |
| We don’t negotiate with berrorists |
| hell yea |
| It’s hilarious that despite the fact that the straight is closed oil really isn’t moving that crazy. I remember everybody calling for 200 oil saying there’s no chance we don’t push higher |
| I'm not afraid, nothing ever happens. There aren't circuit breakers anymore |
| Fuck your Girlfriend |
| The strait is as open as your moms legs, ath by open |
| Very obnoxious right wing influencer |
| (well in your books) 🙂 but fair enough g !\n\n |
| I just want SPX 8,000 & I don’t understand what’s taking so long to get there tbh 🙄 |
| Who |
| # TWERK BUSSY SUNDAY |
| Open reddit and see a video of Jake Lang getting his ass kicked in LA 🤌 |
| https://m.youtube.com/shorts/bW-asNtmkfE?ra=m |
| SPY |
| Define well, if you just mean green, then SPYD. It's usually up when spy is, even if less, and is often up when it isn't so the chances of it going 'well' are high. It's actually done a bit better than spy this year, with a better dividend to boot. |
| Right phew you had me rattled there |
| We all watch enough US entertainment that we have a kind of primer on how things work. I made this dude squeal like a pig in Appalachia cos I seen the movie and I know the drill. |
| Nice. He has a big cock. |
| I will keep the gains 10 of the 10 times |
| Hey word of advice ans please listen to me. if you lose the 50k that you’re playing with, DO NOT USE the 200k trying to chase. Look depending how old you are 200k if everything goes right can change into millions in a few years with the court placements. Sht with 200k you can buy a house in Ohio/Arizona or Texas and rent it out and collect 2k a month and live comfortably. The biggest mistake people do is when they lose they think they can make it back and then go broke chasing that high. Yes you could possibly make way more but no one goes broke taking profit. If you’re a degenerate like me then I would increase my playing power by another 25k/50k but strongly discourage this lol good work and make sure not to lose that capital you made. If you’re not sure where to put your money next contact a fiduciary with the at least 100k and they’ll make it into a million in less than 10 years for 10x best of luck and congrats fck face!!! |
| Over 2 more years of this guy 🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️ |
| Benjamin Netanjahu!! Make my Portfolio Green tomorrow |
| I’m referencing a video lol cute tho |
| It was your dad actually |
| Why either or? Have you heard of people investing in more than one thing lol I can't with this guy |
| I met a uber driver (retired but drives for fun) driving a Tesla 4 months ago, he used to work at Tesla and fck me he was so damn bullish on TSLA stock. Him and his old colleagues had no incentives ti buy the stock but for some reason they all did and just kept buying., makes you wonder Ig. mind you this is in Australia. (random ik).... |
| I know…she’s got very questionable taste lol |
| What's his name? |
| Was the girl blind? |
| That video was comical lol |
| Government already owns 10% of INTC so it’s not off the table |
| Shit I am sorry |
| My biggest mistakes weren't buying the wrong things it was selling too early on the right things. Except LUNR, fuck that stock |
| NVDA was a better investment |
| Of course it’s open because not as if Iran can pull up a chain to shut it. Therefore not untrue. However ships have a choice, coordinate with Iran and go by the northern channel and cough up, or risk the Omani channel where the US offers escort. Problem is that if you take that route you get droned because US cannot stop this. Hence both the US claim of an open Hormuz and the IRGC claim of closure (unless you go the exact route you are told by them) are “true” |
| I just went on probably the best date I’ve ever had in my life |
| This happens like twice a week. |
| How about my wife 10 weeks ago? 21 years faithful. My daughter committed suicide three weeks ago. |
| Damn |
| This is happening at the same time Ukraine has taken out about 90 Russian shadow fleet tankers in one week. Oil is gonna get tight. |
| I have calls, so two pumps plz!! |
| Cool except the final sentence - I mean cmon can we get some realism here? |
| fair dinkum, fkn send it.... onwards and upwards |
| **BanBet Lost** — /u/yourgirl696969 (1W - 1L, 50%)\n\n| Ticker | Entry → Target | Move | Time | Result |\n|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|\n| **MU** ▲ | $1006.81 → $1100.00 | +9.3% | 3d | Lost | |
| I own 10oz physical not including jewelery speak for yourself |
| Is a car company when the EV narrative works for them, is everything but a car company when deliveries in the 🚽\n\nUndefeated 🗿 |
| How about multimillionaire? How about 8 inches? And thick. How about talented, and loving and respectful? |
| good on ya, (from Australia) |
| Ma come fate ad accumulare questi importi? Forse devo espatriare. |
| Not just tempting, it IS a short candidate. |
| Half joking, but I've done surprisingly well with this lil fella. Not for the faint of heart |
| Lindsey gone = SPY 🚀 |
| the entire story is just hot air |
| Equities typically rise with inflation. In fact, much of the growth we’ve seen in recent years is due to inflation. |
| I declare my pp is 11 inches long - ME |
| SPY “backed by the power and might of the USA” |
| fair enough mate ! |
| fair mate, seen a few TSLA comments recently... good on ya \n\n\\ |
| JUST IN - U.S. declares the Strait of Hormuz open to all vessels: "Iran does not control the strait. Traffic is flowing." — CENTCOM\n\nBEARS FOOKED |
| The ole Irish goodbye |
| SOXS |
| https://preview.redd.it/eiy60zdvksch1.png?width=1408&format=png&auto=webp&s=4213f26a216a22eaaab41e2d9e4136bbb49271ea |
| That’s hate speech |
| people are randomly dying nowadays, would be a shame if something would happen to spy tomorrow |
| TSLA |
| Why do you say that? |
| you mean: defecating in the white house is exhausting |
| Why |
| your life depends on one stock or ETF going well. what is it. |
| Definitely bullish on BB. Do your DD. |
| The strait is closed again |
| Whos fucking who lol |
| What are you seeing? I see everything is flat |
| 1/4 of my port of defense stocks. But no amount of war makes them go up. I made my peace with this fact by now.\n\nIn 2030 there will be no LMT, NOC, HII... 100% of the Pentagon budget will be spent at Starbucks. |
| Gold is a scam, most people don’t even own a physical ounce\n\nPeople paper trade gold, that’s its only function for now |
| Monday gonna hit your port like that buffalo hit that old guy |
| I hope this prints for you (us). |
| A lot of you fatties going to the gym on sundays and it shows lol |
| Gold is not for complete crisis like food and water, it's for if inflation continues to get worse and the system carries on and we all endure it |
| Aren’t you like a week, two weeks, three weeks, behind events. This is old, repeated news. |
| “Guy was an interior decorator” |
| There’s more than one grade of helium chief. |
| how long before we realize that the data centers were significantly overbuilt? |
| Iran closing the strait of hormuz in honour of Lindsay Graham's death is a beautiful sentiment. i dont know lindsay graham im not american but he seemed to want that strait closed so bad or whatever idk but i think it is a nice sentiment by iran |
| Thankful for you guys |
| Risk here is that US reimposes its blockade and we are truly back to square one |
| He’s fuckin em haven’t you heard |
| What are some good oil ones to invest in? |
| I like to travel and visit a lot of FB groups for locations and every city on Earth I've been to has people complaining about people not respecting their culture.\n\nThe only thing I find odd about this is that the only people I ever hear say that sort of thing in the US are hillbillies and trashy people.\n\nIf you wanna visit the US and shit all over our culture. Please do. That's what we're all about. |
| It’s not about China, it’s about the Iranian channel, any ship can cross to the north but if you go by the Omani coast you get droned |
| I'm trying to imagine a brown light now. |
| why? |
| >next |
| Melon or mango pls |
| Yeah, if you ⏸️ & think too hard, you’ll realize nobody ever owns anything so long as mortality’s a thing\n\nThis’s why I’m a perma🅱️lul\n\nStonks higher forever until I touch the sky 🫳☁️🪽 |
| Can’t wait for the 3rd death I wonder who it could be 🥹 |
| >China-managed Oil Tanker "BURG STAR" transits the Strait of Hormuz using the Iranian safe corridor.\n\nSTRAIT IS CLOSED, BUT NOT FOR CHINA\n\nOil was loaded in Iraq too. |
| memory bulls fkd now |
| Hugging trees rn to manifest peace by open |
| He was 71 years old and had a heart attack, this is really not shocking. |
| Oil 🛢️ |
| This was 14 hours ago thiel jfc |
| Imo same goes for dollars. It's a hedge against paper currency\n\n++ it's used in semiconductors, ram and ai. |
| Give me those gains, i’ll provide you new GF |
| we've got fucking PHD level chatbots running stock markets ATH with eye watering capex and your idea of checking if it's a bot is asking in what way ? \n\nYou truly belong here regard |
| Ty |
| Islamic Republic of Ber will take heavily artillery fire from the United Bul Emirates Monday |
| Hope my 20 754p that I held over the weekend pay out |
| My nickname used to be ninja. I’d ninja right out without even saying goodbye to anyone. |
| The best thing about missing a sawzall is you can buy a new one for like $100 |
| been there w/ Tesla & lost that war |
| Surely he’s already dead |
| Good, gold is one of the dumbest investments ever imho\n\nYou absolutely cannot sell it in any true crisis 🤣\n\nLike say Mad Max happens\n\nWhat’re 🫵 gonna do❓ drive to your local exchange & make a trade❓❓\n\nLel, bullets are a better long term investment\n\nNFA |
| They didn't even know I left 90 minutes after the party started.\n\nBecause all the blow was gone. |
| Why? |
| market was dead in the water before Iran popped off. lost momentum when Iran cooled down. I hope the war goes on forever. |
| Well McConnell, looks like you’re next |
| Feel better |
| Dang. Gays of Hormuz is closed again |
| Orcl |
| https://preview.redd.it/hzrfbgwcisch1.jpeg?width=887&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a364257de692145688ccfe131f5d1448ec3c7cc9 |
| Gold is headed for a tough road if that shit keeps up. |
| Gap up Monday confirmed |
| Gotta just say “scurry on the fuck home, I’m tired” |
| I am gonna spend the rest of my day trolling the Axios X page asking when they are going to release the "Talk's Going Well / Ceasefire" posts. |
| ATH in 12 hours |
| I pretend to go to the bathroom and never come back |
| Can you enlighten us |
| At this point I’m genuinely wondering if all this weirdness with Mitch is part of one massive insider trading scheme on p-o-l-y-m-a-r-k-e-t or they really really don’t want Massie to have that seat. I mean what are the chances of an elderly man surviving cardiac arrest after being found unconscious, like well under 0.1%? Maybe it isn’t so bizarre after all |
| I'm sick 🤧 |
| Yields were faceripping Friday, maybe somebody knew how events would unfold all along 🌚 |
| I definitely hope that no other politicians die suddenly from any brief or sudden illnesses. |
| I take puts on fridays |
| Completely avoidable war btw |
| Theres a possibility it doesnt register probably with balls that high up |
| Damn. He was just a kid |
| they loved to go shopping & gossip with him you mean. . . |
| Same, as it should be, some people just wear out the welcome. Its that which keeps me from entertaining too regularly. I like you but you dont live here. |
| The money you spend on bonds buys equity and makes even more money for the seller. |
| I’m out the door long before the signs |
| What are some good ones to get into right when the market opens? |
| Please take a moment the next time youre a guest to not be oblivious to the signs its time for you to go the fuck home. |
| You know damn well that Fat-Fuck McLoser is gonna try and pump the market before open. |
| Remember the junkier, the more 💰 🤑 |
| I have the opposite of explosive diarrhea, and genuinely considering buying out all prepackaged lettuce from the local supermarket. |
| one better - the Norway soccer chick. . . |
| Gonna fuckin rip when pre opens |
| My scenario has a better chance of happening than the US and Iran ending hostilities and the strait opening up |
| All Ber 🐻 twinks are mourning today 🥲 |
| To the moon |
| You lose some, you win some |
| You snooze they close hormooz |
| \*scratches uncontrollably\* yall got anymore of that volatility |
| Turns out the real inflation spike will be electronics not oil |
| I ain't buying at ath\n\nWait is its mnav only 1?? |
| Weekend doomers are weird as fuck |
| So you'll let it expire worthless |
| Is this Ladybug thing worse than the the Nutty Putty caving guy who got stuck upside down? Not sure I want to google it. |
| People area already saying its a hoax, while they are posting from the commode. |
| PDT |
| Bruh, he was literally the whitest dude in history |
| So are we gonna get a twofer or what? |
| He's making shit up. If it didn't go below 75 the last 2 times, it's not gonna happen in the future either. Bullshit. |
| Ahh yes the brief and sudden illness known as “AIDS” |
| Hyperliquid is cyclospora |
| Full ported into poots man, felt like hitting the lottery ngl |
| I have dozen of puts for next week. Is it going to print? |
| Nana's inheritance? |
| right hand cost nothing |
| I am amazed by how cool you are. So cool. Very cool. |
| Explosive Diarrhea is my baseline. Imagine if I get the bug. You'll all just see a blinding brown light. |
| No inflation takes your returns |
| Late 2026 headline going into 2027: Explosive diarrhea makes its way across the United States, as 1 in 2 people contract sickness. CDC nowhere to be seen. \n\n\nApril 2027 headline: Q1 US GDP sharply negative as explosive diarrhea takes its toll on productivity. Workers spending more time in the bathroom instead of production floor. \n\n\nToilet paper shortage incoming. |
| I thought it was gay morning. |
| What are you gonna do? Arrest them? Send the SEC to the Strait? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ |
| One of the oldest poisons known to man, probably. They call it aging. |
| I use Gemini more than Claude! |
| You have only experienced a few months of a bull market so no wonder you feel like it's easy. I'm not thinking of hedge funds that have to deal with size and regulation. I'm thinking of the people working there. Quants who get paid millions that would all be worth billions if they could reliably get 160% returns like you did by luck. Charts analysis is mostly useless, just something people use to explain luck as skill |
| What if he’s the black swan |
| # Puts on GRND for the RNC convention 🤑 |
| Sounds like he may have been poisoned. “Brief and Sudden” |
| Sad to say, I have once again run out of casino coins. |
| Mom? |
| Proud to announce i am taking a cognitive test |
| Skip the strategies but keep on betting i bet your hit rate will go up lmao |
| I was 20 745 puts and 20 sqqq calls |
| No dont. I learned about it years ago and I cringe when people say the words lady bugs now. It’s disgusting |
| 7 is in fact 3.5 times 2 |
| We're theirs z wheel theyres d wae |
| They're all pretty much memory. |
| sometimes I miss my sawzall so much, I use it to cut down one of the neighbors trees. . . |
| I have a feeling we get another -8% on KOSPI |
| With Graham's new condition, he'd probably be perfect for a supreme court justice spot. |
| 40 pizzas in 30 days |
| 🙌 🎉 |
| Once they did a nice and sexy series called Marco Polo, with good actors and interesting stuff, it got cancelled after a brief season 2 for no reason apart that they had to make Budget for other 2000 series I will never watch in my all life.\n\nNever paid anymore for Netflix after that and I WILL NEVER PAY IT |
| Neighbour had a skid steering roaring at 6:30am lmfao |
| mine said it was aura farming, but i needed to wear 'comme ca garsons' outside, inaddition to takjng showers 3x a day |
| Good I have 100 of those suckers |
| Typically 100-200 out and I’m DCAing the contracts meaning, when I make the initial purchase I don’t use all dry powder and will get more if it drops further |
| mby on something |
| yeah, it's like, guaranteed |
| oh shit - ruggable online rug store just loaded in my add feed. . . tell me this is a good sign. |
| Did Lindsey choke on a twink's dick? |
| How tf do bonds work you just buy and then …. Make money ? Ok |
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| ask for medication and supplement with 2x THC and you’ll be great. . . this is not financial advice, but could be a useful strategy - so I’ve heard. |
| I got 11 751 puts for Wednesday. Need this shit to take a dookie to make up for my regarded plays this year |
| giant mammaries |
| In DC and South Carolina there's a lot of twinks now needing unemployment without Lady G. |
| 750 puts finna print |
| 🐞☠️ |
| Oh wow two US senators and now Joe Rogan too? Unbelievable. RIP |
| if TSMC does well, the AI stocks will suck in 100% of market liquidity for a week |
| This ”Bill Gates pie in face” is a best video to watch right now. \n\n3 LEGENDS shove Gates proper cream pies to face like MSFT shoves red on your portfolio\n\nhttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=iK6SS8CXYZo |
| I’ll never forget him giggling at the thought of bombs being dropped. Perhaps a lil karma exists. |
| General manager |
| guten morgen |
| nope |
| The strait is clopened. |
| Do you have any idea on how large the Super Heavy is?\n\nDo you realize the next gen spacex satellites are proposed to have solar arrays as large as 70 meters? Of course they're massive. You keep saying the word viably but I don't think you know what that means. |
| You know what, that's okay. I don't need that in my life |
| Imagine when you’re dead and mango calls you “dead!” with an exclamation mark… |
| Two US Senators dead within a month of each other. Crazy . |
| try to think of it something like a safari, where your out looking for someone far more regarded. . . it’s the only thing that keeps me going now. |
| Rip queen |
| no matter how vagguely i put it, you will suffer for at least the next few hours. there is no sfw to put this.\n\ni need someone with better english than mine (it is my 3rd language) and a lot more writing imagination to explain it 🥸 |
| Pools closed. |
| "Those just my ladybugs" |
| Woke up to a headline that was pretty close but still not good enough to open that $250 bottle of champagne. That’s been chilling for a few months definitely buying calls. |
| I went to my therapist and she said me not talking to people and being quiet was not 'Aura Farming' but social anxiety. |
| The "brief and sudden illness" has now been declassified as the rampant explosive diarrhea. \n\nCalls on Taco Bell. |
| gm\n\nit means good morning, in english |
| cursed\* |
| Well, only time will tell. They don't seem to have much of a plan apart from burning money. To me, it feels like a way for microsoft to keep their balance sheet clean and eventually buy them up when they run out of money |
| can you give me like a vaguely SFW non-curse hint as to what it is..? plz .\_\_. |
| win win situation. Enjoy it. |
| Beautiful quiet Sunday morning\n\nTime to use some power tools |
| He was so young (for a senator or turtle)… |
| All good man - withdraw from society as much as possible, start stocking up on the vidya |
| Someone here wrote to google Graham's ladybugs, and because i am 2 idiots in 1 body i did, and now i hate him and everyone here.\n\nthank you for youur attention to this matter. |
| I wouldn't mind if we have a small correction Monday because of all the strait of hormuz stuff Again. makes it easier to just spam Calls for the rest of the week when it opens again for like 4/5 days LMFAO |
| Want to talk about it? |
| Nah go to donate and not cost 1 M |
| I'm tired of socializing |
| Nah half evil. Half ladybug. |
| 👍👍 happy to hear |
| A good day for peace loving people of the world. \nOne less genocidal maniac on the planet |
| PURR will overtake mstr |
| I'm sure he's looking up at us as we speak. |
| Just got cyberpunk from steam summer sale, is it any good? |
| You think OpenAI donated use of their models to Microsoft out of the goodness of their hearts?\n\nOf course they're benefitting |
| Is the strait of Hormuz open bc Lindsay wasn’t openly strait either |
| That’s your mother |
| But you won't |
| You tool, I clicked on this thinking it was an NBA meme page. \n\nBut I mean with basketball and gambling being conjoined twins these days I think I buy this without even batting an eye. |
| Good riddance that cunt was pure evil. |
| Priced in? |
| Damn that’s crazy about Lindsay graham |
| Mfw I found out Haaland is English. Chat why didn’t he switch teams partway through 🧐 |
| Going back to working tomorrow is insulting |
| Why do the good always die so young?\n\nRIP Roe Jogan |
| That takes real talent to consistently be wrong. Just go short next time you want to buy something and vice versa. The chart will flip around in no time! |
| GAINS! Fuck her. In this life playboy, get your gains and make it happen than reflect till than... GAINS |
| Nah…. I highly doubt that and disagree. |
| I could not believe that shit lmao |
| I seriously need to stop spending half of my days on stock strategies, I just need to stick to index ETFs and tell my broker to unlock my app only once per month or something |
| It's never been open in 3 monthst yet it's closed again |
| Long 20x SKHY at 171, what’s gonna be on Monday? |
| Look at all the awards being given out! That's gotta be bullish for RDDT! Calls! |
| 🤨 \n\nThis is why I need to leave this cursed sub |
| I bought Monday 749’s at close but then moved that into Wednesday 751’s. Markets usually pretend nothing exists Monday after some shit went down and then it usually legs down the next couple days so I took the safer route.\n\nMight genuinely print like a MFer. Puts over the weekend usually print when it’s this obvious. It’s just a matter of will it keep being delusional |
| \*SEN LINDSAY GRAHAM DEAD AT 71. \n\*HE SUFFERED FROM CHEST PAINS, WENT INTO CARDIAC ARREST AND DIED AT HIS CAPITOL HILL HOME - WAPO |
| I need a poly market acct I guess |
| Can i be ur new gf? |
| Whats the payout on 10 Keno numbers? |
| more like -.30% then ATH |
| I'm going to continue being too much of an SNDK bagholder to be able to play any of these 🙁 That said, I guess it could spike 20% in two days, so maybe I should still look at the latter half of the week. |
| idk what's going on but my package has all the perks. |
| Remember wsb: auto-erotic asphyxiation can have detrimental effects on elections. |
| Him pulling out that hobby lobby poster board like a kid in 5th grade never gets old to me 😂 |
| sorry i meant after the initial recovery from the covid crash |
| Was it ever open? |
| Hello darkness my old friend |
| Ya gotta feel bad for all the newly unemployed gay escorts in this already tough economy. 🐻🌈 |
| I am pointing at you like that basketball chick |
| Begär ut det. \nJag kan inte sprida vidare eftersom jag läser bakom paywall\n\nAnnars kan du läsa texten jag klistrade in ovan, det står där |
| Half shrek half bol babies 🥰 |
| I hope bols get pregnant how hard the market will stick it in them |
| Iran seems sick of this shit though, not sure they will let The Retard TACO |
| Whoever is the 1st person to downvote this... Hmm. \n\nI'm calling the feds. You definitely have Nicki Minaj energy.... |
| So, calls as usual! |
| Broke my sony earbuds trying to replace the shitty battery.\n\nMoral of the story, dont be a retard |
| But the women loved him! |
| Everything is priced in. I do anticipate a little mid term scare by October, but the market could crawl up 5% before slipping a tiny bit |
| Bearish. In every conceivable way |
| Makes me feel better about myself |
| That is my concern too. They do more creativity than actual profits right before everything blows up. |
| I just hope bols get wrecked cause I'm a sadist. |
| I understand what depreciation is. My thesis is instead of solid earnings, I see financial engineering. |
| What exactly made him likeable in your eyes?! I'm genuinely curious. |
| Dividends coming up near end of july |
| The fifty percent markdown will be absurd too. |
| Highly likely by goog earnings at the very latest. Down to spx 7000-7100. |
| Mickey Mouse will now punish you for your lack of conviction |
| The Facebook IPO was criticised at the time for the lack of shares being floated. \nBut SpaceX makes it look like they sold every share by comparison. |
| that satellite would need to be absolutely gargantuan. \n\ni'm not sure how you can state a power consumption that high and still think that solar panels will be enough. like i said, it can be done. but i don't see how it can be done *viably.*\n\nare these to be assembled in space? a solar array of that size would be stupidly large. so we have billboard sized radiators and a solar array the size of ... 12 billboards? |
| They have been seized by the open GhAEy |
| Good luck with that. |
| She'll never come back bro. Let her go and heal up. Go touch some grass. It's greener outside. 🙏🏿🥲🤡🫡 |
| \nSmall Business Optimism Index\nMay 2026, selective quotes\n\n>In May, job openings and hiring plans fell notably to the lowest levels in six years.\n\n>A seasonally adjusted net 9% of owners plan to create new jobs in the next three months, down 4 points from April, also marking the lowest level since May 2020.\n\n>In May, 13% of small business owners cited labor quality as their single most important problem, down 5 points from April and marking the lowest level since December 2016.\n\n>Sixteen percent (seasonally adjusted) of small business owners plan to make capital outlays in the next six months, down 1 point from April and the lowest level since March 2009.\n\n>In May, reports of both actual and planned price increases rose significantly. The net percent of owners raising average selling prices rose 6 points from April to a net 36% (seasonally adjusted), marking the highest reading since March 2023. A net 34% (seasonally adjusted) plan to increase prices, up 7 points from April and marking the highest reading since July 2022.\n\nhttps://www.nfib.com/news/monthly_report/sbet\n\nbullish for Us economic health? bullish for average consumer discretionary spending? bullish for mid-tier discretionary brands? |
| Some people have money, some people give good dick |
| I hope bols get wrecked by a 3% gap down |
| SPCX insiders selling could prove to be positive for other space stocks because it unwinds the proxy hedge trade |
| There is not going to be a bailout. There's nothing to bail out. No jobs to save, no profitable business with enough customers to float it, cannot take on the sovereign debt to do it either. |
| I see a fellow recreational sports better. Paddy did mad work. McGregor was a total flop |
| Alhumdidullah |
| You might just get away with this one... |
| You are banned from the Casino. ***~~BANK~~*** |
| Wonder if [darksecret.nyc](http://darksecret.nyc) has men too? |
| PRAISE BE TO ALLAH |
| Ouf |
| Look up "Lindsey Graham ladybug" \n \nI am not responsible for the knowledge you will be cursed with |
| Yo, if anybody bet that 🐢 Senator was going to outlive the closeted gay Senator within the last month, they are now a deca millionaire. |
| I opened calls in everything Burry has puts. |
| Spent the weekend replaying Cyberpunk. This feels less and less like fiction. More like a life simulator. Tutorial for future.\n\nIt's like you'd give a fetus a post birth simulator where as opposed to happy life with friends, kids, family, food etc they'd be struck with taxes, illness, job hunt\n\nWe defo fucked up tho, Johnny Silverhand is a prophet |
| He's in the closet, but it's the one deep underground... |
| This isn't really that true. The daily market is mostly a small amount of liquidity relative to the total dollar amount invested. \n\nIf there is a major rerating, it does not matter what the passive investments are doing. \n\nIf liquidity freezes or stops buying, that will immediately hit markets. |
| Lindsay couldn’t face the truth that he was gay. Bitch can’t face the truth that he’s dead. |
| My favorite part of this post is that he only seems to have about 8k in an IRA and is gambling with 400k. Way to think about the future! Ha! |
| Time to start fucking some wives. |
| HE WAS GAY, LINDSEY GRAHAM? |
| When did it open? I thought US and Iran have been beefing for at least a week now |
| Btc, th, sol and hype treasury companies will be the buy of the decade on the next major market crash. |
| Delusion. \n\nIt is not impossible when the first earnings comes in without capex or a markdown for depreciation of chips that it reverberates through every ai related company immediately. That might be an entire crash. \n\nOr qqq 1000. |
| Lindsey and Kirky boi kissing in pride heaven 🌈 |
| 0 |
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| remember when we all knew liberation day was coming but didn’t short it? |
| RIP. He’s in that big closet in the sky now |
| Index funds basically gives all investors picking individual stocks in those indexes extra leverage in their trades. |
| That’s Obama’s wife |
| Guess we’re all waiting for the market gods to reopen the casino. |
| kinda liked lindsey ngl, too bad he never came out of the closet |
| Lindsey and mitch?!?\n\nInshallah!! |
| So I bought 50x $750p for Monday at close on Friday for $.50. What are my odds these go to $5-10 each at open??? |
| Yeah right? Why don’t they just invest in Allbirds or whatever they call themselves now. |
| I really don’t have much nice to say about the ceo of p-o-l-y-m-a-r-k-e-t other than that he’s PROBABLY ghey. His paper wealth is probably gonna be ZERO soon after every state outlaws it. Trust me both parties absolutely hate him… |
| Yes |
| Jumped on oil CFD at 73,56 :/ most likely will maybe end up on 0 |
| wake me up when there is a circuit breaker what's this shit |
| If CPI is hotter than expected: calls \nOtherwise: calls |
| why DIS puts? isn't DIS quite cheap already? |
| Signed not dictated u/Independent-Use-228 \n\nTHANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION ON THIS HIGHLY CONCERNING, ETERNAL PROBLEM |
| The fact everyone here is unanimously on the same side of a trade has always been a contrarian indicator. Makes me want to go long….\n\nI mean honestly, would any of you for any reason be able to say, “alright, I was wrong. Elon did a fantastic job of delivering.”\n\n“But he won’t ever deliver! He’s a con man that promises etc etc blah blah…..”\n\nAll I know is I saw the recording of them catching a rocket. Not saying their evaluation is warranted, but I remember all you cucks when Facebook was at $80, when Nvda was at $80, when AMD was “amazing money destroyer” and when Google was “ losing market share” and the list goes on and on. |
| A sad day for war hawks, male prostitutes and the jellyfish species. |
| >There's a reason why all his children haven't been conceived naturally.\n\nThis is definitely not untrue |
| "this hormuz girl" is being weird rn, I don't understand her really... does she want to fuk with us or not? asking for a friend if I should buy oil calls Monday open and ride this bitch until the inevitable happens... |
| Let's be honest... If they somehow make it past St. Peter, send me to the 64th level of hell. Heaven froze over. |
| And Jeff? |
| boooo |
| In his dream last night |
| Lindsey's wife passed several years ago from prostate cancer. |
| Gonna be smelly though, no air circulation for your feet. |
| If he wanted to be buried there I wouldn´t be against it. |
| Aloha Snackbar |
| u/independent-Use-228 thank you for the award brother lol |
| Clearly Mitch and Lindsay are partying \n\nwith Bernie |
| Hell ya! Almost sold last week due to the dump, but I am glad I didn't. |
| We shall see if my DIS puts are going to print...I was banking on Moana remake being shit and so far I'm not disappointed |
| So what happens to the USO puts he bought for TACO Tuesday? |
| It’s not cash they go to it’s bonds. Bond yields are relatively high at the moment. The fact that people are still in the stock market could be indicative of a lack of trust in bonds? Could also be that they don’t want to miss out on AI gains if it follows the bull case. |
| I'm sorry, you're upset with ME for... simply stating a FACT?\n\nYou can become a millionaire far earlier, but it's not common.\n\nI recently passed 8 figures, barely missing doing so in my 30s.\n\nIt required a scholarship to pay for College, a high paying field, I went to NU Law School, and a whole lot of sacrifice. It you want a "Lambo," it's unlikely to happen.\n\nA little luck helps as well... as NVDA in 2018 did it, but this was after living at home until I was 29, driving a beater, and investing about 85% of my take home pay.\n\n\n\nSo... keep whinning about SIMPLE, basic stats, or... fucking do something about it...\n\nI said rare. Please define that word for me. |
| Some rich regard should pay some young male actors to hysterically mourn him wherever his coffin will be placed for the public |
| Go through Singapur. |
| Do you Norway? |
| It was a troll post. KOPSI trading doesn’t start for another 14 hours. |
| Do your own research. No begging in the Casino. Bank. |
| So Kissinger and Carter and munger and Greenspan and all the other old goons are now gone. Which one DID outlive Lindsey Graham? Chomsky? I also genuinely wonder what it’s like when your idol (who you once hated) who’s a fat fuck manages to outlive you… |
| That's why I only eat at Wendy's |
| Red monday, red tuesday |
| The boomers are literally dying on the job rather than giving it up. Literally grasping onto power with every last breath. |
| Put oil tanker in docking station |
| did you buy them oil calls, son |
| she said she left me because I don’t listen or something like that |
| Hittar inte en enda referens till detta dokument. Flera medierna har paywalls så typiskt. \nGår inte att hitta målet i domstolsdatabasen mer än pressutlåtandet. \nHar du en länk till domstolsmålet?\n\nHere is the only press release mentioning the case number. \nhttps://www.domstol.se/stockholms-tingsratt/nyheter/2026/07/google-is-to-pay-damages-to-pricerunner/ |
| Praise Allah |
| wdym, i just had a 20-min call with him |
| Bitch been dead. Edit: guess I gotta clarify which bitch (McConnell). |
| wouldn't surprise me if he gets a state funeral in israel |
| Graham dead before Mitch McConnell |
| You´ll be fine. Ghouls eat dead people. You are ... hmmm ... continue ... |
| Not to regards. It matters to mature, intelligent people. |
| Fortunately/unfortunately some people are just blessed with genetics that basically make them immune to things that would have killed a normal human long ago |
| notice how these demons never explain what is fabricated or misleading. \n\nVery much real and very much informed. I didn't seek out this news story it appeared on my feed which i follow. go find someone new to blackmail to push your properganda |
| Does this bring the average age of Rs under 80 then? |
| EU doesn't buy Russian oil and gas so they buy US. Same for Asia if they cant get oil out of the middle east. everything is going to plan. |
| If Deez nuts belong to a Korean femboy then happily so |
| They have to Weekend at Bernie him until Aug 1st to avoid special election |
| How about you manifest *deez nuts* in your mouth tonight? |
| When I first read the news about US Senator Lindsey Graham dying my brain filled in Mitch McConnell instead |
| My thoughts go to Lindsey's poor wife. I hope he is doing ok. |
| Not even a single circuit breaker, this could have been an email |
| Manifesting Korean buyers tonight |
| That's basically flat for kospi |
| Where do you see this? |
| Only person who should feel bad aboot Graham kicking bucket is the 22 year old man chained up in Queen Lindsey basement |
| I wish I had more hobbies. I like the worst things, gambling on sports, stock market, and porn is cool too. Dont get me wrong, I love concerts and festivals etc, but when im going solo, I feel a bit lost. I dont have a bucket list destination, when I travel solo, I dont even do anything special, I just get drunk and wander beaches. |
| $? |
| Hey Lindsay, how is mitch doing? Hopefully it's not too hot down there. |
| RIP oil put holders |
| He was 71, shit happens all the time |
| If Lindsey Graham’s ghost appeared behind me I’d have one immediate concern that would focus my mind I think |
| I think it may have been a Freudian slip, hes worried about the Yen carry trade for some reason |
| Buy yourself.. ahem, I mean find yourself a new girlfriend. Plenty of fish in the sea, particularly fish that like money 🐟🐠🐡💲🤑💹 |
| What would you do if you saw a ghostly ghoul behind you in the mirror of the bathroom? Gotta think quick to flee or fight back, or turn around and hope it's just gone and you go back to bed thinking you were imagining things and it's all good. |
| so which AI companies are you all most bullish on and why is it CRDO? |
| KOSPI -1.4% at the moment. Not good at all. |
| Itll be like the company before Uber. \n\nThe current unprofitable ones will all eventually be replaced by leaner ones without lawsuits against them\n\n\nOr everyone will go open source |
| Yikes. That's not funny like at all. Dude is too old. |
| Red monday green tuesday or other way around? |
| My 10euros in oil 3x are going to print! |
| He actually said it \nhttps://youtube.com/shorts/_mTMkKT6edg |
| They're very honest and European. |
| The USA was at war with Iran. The USA had always been at war with Iran.\n\nFor 42 years. |
| If someone can just DIE like that from cardiac arrest I think we all should be scared. That being said you can eat McDonald’s for decades and NOT have it happen to you and Henry Kissinger certainly seemed to know the secret. Maybe it’s time to buy calls on MCD… |
| Bank options almost never profit. If you want to play them, do it after market open on earnings. |
| Whats the package? I'm a buyer at 750 |
| Depends what you mean by ai companies.\n\nIf you mean openai, lol lol fuck no.\n\nIf you mean a downstream ai company, like startups that implement others models or the open source models (as they are believed to rely on distillation for training), it is tough to say. The entire area is being subsidized on compute as they try to figure out use cases customers will pay for unsubsidized. So far it looks not great. |
| I don’t agree but would ask “what existing medals!” |
| wait...actually buy calls during closed hours? |
| Lmao what a scam |
| WAIT THAT ACTUALLY HAPPENED? |
| GPU GO BRRR\n\nthis is the revolution bro, don't you hear it |
| Underrated comment |
| I think he found his limit |
| Don’t change the subject |
| Or “$$$?” |
| Don’t worry, Monday morning it’ll all be magically resolved for another 5 days |
| In case you need to ask you should not risk your money this way. Yes green means good!\n\nJokes aside, I have an idea why your gf broke up with you.. |
| Yes, when all the compute providers (neoclouds, chip/memory, etc) all go bankrupt and compute costs 10% as much. That’s how tech companies became profitable in the mid 2000s because broadband got so cheap |
| Claude create a sustainable business model for my AI startup, make no mistakes |
| He's the only man I ever heard of with that name. I remember writing my congressman about supporting term limits he told me to go fuck myself. |
| Sorry I can’t hear you with a cock in your mouth |
| Everything salty with Chipotle, too much sodium |
| Then him calling them the islamic republic of Japan\n\nI may have swapped timelines that day |
| They’ll never let it close red on Monday so some time before then at the latest |
| I’m getting full up on NACHOS |
| Serious question: is there a realistic path to profitability for these AI companies? |
| It would be a surprise if it was Tuesday instead of mo day |
| Which ones you eyeing? |
| Belgians fry everything. |
| Or getting dumped down to 100 |
| Ban England permanently from Euro’s!\n\nFucking cheating corrupt POS team, take the existing medals away as well |
| He was born in a time when people still named their boys Lindsey\n\nWhy we don’t have term limits for congressmen is something I’ll never understand |
| Bearish flag on Palantir chart. If you're holding calls, have some astrologlide ready just in case |
| Best i can do is ATH on monday |
| I mean anyone that has used ai properly knows that context is the biggest issue which keeps on stopping it to think like a human. This means either more and more ram and hard drive or some crazy optimisation |
| Yeah, I literally said I did. I put the part in BOLD that I said it skews older and it's rare for them to be 30-35...\n\nWhat the fuck else do you imagine I edited?\n\nI think you're just an idiot and googled it and it said 1 in 11 and you didn't realize... that's about 24M ADULTS. \n\nAlso, that factors in equity in their home or land, whatever. I don't count land or anything but investment properties in my net worth.\n\n \nThe majority of those "millionaires" money is in their homes. \n\n \nBut sure, I'M the weirdo. |
| Na sleeping in because of the World Cup late last night. Only people I know go to church my age are weirdo extreme types |
| Yeah hi what are your guys hours ? |
| They’re still open 5 days of the week, nothing to worry about |
| it will when diesel \n\nis 10$ a gallon |
| Buddy, CPI will come in low, then get adjusted to be like 1.5% higher than actually reported a couple weeks later and no one will pay attention |
| Tell me you know nothing without telling me you know nothing |
| Ride Hynix RAM to da moon! |
| before axios Monday and 🌮 thuesday we have grey ber weekend |
| War back on\n\nChat when do we think it’s gonna be off again 🤔 |
| Now we know why Sam offer Trump a piece |
| Chat is calm this sunday morning. I bet everyone is attending sunday church as we speak. God bless this sub🙏 |
| so mrvl is going to 222 before skyrocketing to 400 after earnings |
| > Unless the fall of OpenAI is so bad it gets bought for a fraction of its “worth” today\n\nWell, duh, this is what I was hinting at. I see it as inevitable TBH. OpenAI's biggest debts are to Microsoft. Microsoft knows it is not going to get that money back anyway, but they would like to have a more retail oriented product. Copilot still fucking sucks, both in Windows/Office as well as the Azure suite. And I would not pay too much attention to growing apart. Microsoft owns GitHub and the open source culture is the complete opposite of everything Microsoft stands for. |
| Wait, ted cruz is dead? |
| That would ruin the whole day. |
| The Netherlands got knocked out in the World Cup Round of 32. ASML puts it is. |
| #Cry me a river idiot. I've already watched most games but the difference is I actually understand what I'm watching unless you punk ass morons. |
| Yeah I should've ordered w/ my friend as the pick up person. Realized this about an hour too late.\n\nSadly they ID; it's too late to change the pick up person; and the sale for one of the items is over. |
| Yes, it is exactly why. The world hasn't adjusted to having less oil yet, and the US is accommodating that. Many countries are burning through reserves. More importantly, many countries are building infrastructure to be less dependent on oil, which further isolates a terrorist state. That's a good thing long-term. |
| Not always 💀 . 😂😂😂 |
| buy high sell low |
| Realistically does the market even care about Iran conflict anymore. At this point it just seems like background noise |
| https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/s/BUjUXO6Dkr |
| True. There is a risk remaining. But you can´t expect significant upside without adequate risk. And before the mine is being built they always have long term offtake agreements. Without those they wouldn´t even get the money to build the mine. The question is under which condition they can sign those agreements. If the market is tight they not only secure better cashflows, they also get cheaper loans. |
| Get someone else to do it? |
| Bruh at least the weights won't leave you for a richer dude 💪. Stay swole and keep your head up king. |
| Maybe he’s not dead, just dead named for the transition\n\nLindsay -> Lindsey |
| China pretty much banning paper trade of silver is by July 24 will make even more of a deficit, from my understanding. That's my perspective. Either way, that's when shipments go out and it should get repriced |
| You are right, my bad. Confused it with another earnings. Too broke to play it anyway so skipping regardless I can't pay 4k per contract at my current portfolio state |
| Why august in particular? Also rate hikes on the table hurts metals. I'm also worried about a stock blow off top dragging stuff like copper up with it before crashing into a recession by year end. |
| Any earnings plays this week? I'm eyeing 74c on nflx but this shit might just drop another 8% I just can't unsee the "I" on Netflix logo being a red candle. Maybe UNH puts but it's very expensive. What are you guys playing this week? |
| isnt it the same day as tsm? |
| My oil margin calls were almost fucked but the crazy basterds pulled through |
| How does this compare to NVIDIA’s open source operating systems for robotics and physical AI like Halos and Dynamo? If developers are also using NVIDIA’s Omniverse and Cosmos, why would they develop using QNX? |
| I know the name well, it’s everywhere around here. Funny to think he could have afforded all the cocaine he ever wanted but ruined his life because he thought Breaking Bad was real. |
| You didnt need to type all that; just say “wen moon?” |
| Since she broke up with you, you won't be cheating when you begin to invest in the following:\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/9dlkwwnvkrch1.jpeg?width=645&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9484e9d3990be364011840b6ba6a37047ae222a8\n\n \n |
| brother, I dont think the breakup matters now, enjoy the gains man |
| Just a week of closure, bitte.\nI need my calls to start working again. 🙁 |
| Those wouldn't have any reserves though (like established gold miners sitting on a ton of reserves) so they seem more at the mercy of market appetite and energy costs.\n\nI might really have to pay commodity youtube channels to get their setups... |
| Hate my job so ill ensure i have to work forever 😂 |
| My prediction for Monday is that it’ll go right. |
| I feel offended you expect me to read this novel |
| Wir kannten die Schwuchtel. \nVielleicht. |
| I mean thats for you to decide. Do you have a place that is on your bucket list? It doesnt even have to be international. The US there are national parks, museums, and food destinations out there. Or is there a musical act that you would love to see? You can make a trip out of that. Im a huge gamer so traveling to go to PAX in Seattle is always a hoot for me. |
| You would be surprised what a senator death can do to Wall Street. |
| how about u eat my ASS\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| Tempted to blindly short it going I to earnings because the name bothers me |
| how about mustard or ketchup biatch? |
| Hey guys, will I get rich this week?\n\nWhen are we mooning again? \n\nPretty sick of the Hormuz shit hey |
| Literally |
| Sometimes you just gotta treat yourself. |
| Oh, he's still alive? |
| Best so far |
| Hopefully explosive diarrhea was a factor |
| Ahead of unlocks is... Bold |
| August gonna be hell of a month |
| Bought some nice leather boots, they feel super comfy |
| Legit a possibility |
| Need an international broker to invest in korean beauty stocks 😭 |
| Have some respect. I don't care if you hated the guy but every person deserves dignity and respect. Attack what he said or stood for, not the person. |
| Are China and India best friends in your opinion too? |
| Old age. Lol |
| Pressing doubt on the simplicity of that relationship. |
| Where should I travel to? Only been to Central america. I also don't know what im looking for? Maybe to search deep within? Find new hobbies? Stop smoking? Stop watching porn? |
| It's sad for his family, however this dude was a scumbag, evil politician |
| I just bought some puts and resold to grab the volatility drag back, then plan to sell at BE, I fear it's gonna touch 1100 and fall again but instead of MU I was thinking of buying DRAM, overall cheaper and diversified since it's an etf |
| Oh sweet I'm not banned anymore boy was I wrong. |
| 30 is still young. Trust me. You ht a point in your life where you randomly wake up with body pain and you cant handle the same foods or drinks as when you younger. Every year of my 30s has been better than my 20s, in large part because I actually had money to do things. |
| "The family of the deceased has requested that in lieu of flowers please donate ladybugs." |
| Ladybugs? |
| China is lowering the purchase of oil significantly |
| Lindsey is such a pretty name |
| Yeah, but a self-loathing gay who took it out on everyone else. |
| A korean company that has factories in China, and that raises funds through some nasdaq ADT...\n\nthat's peak globalism |
| This whole time you all have been obsessed with Wendy's, but clearly he has shown it's actually McDonald's that is key to long life... |
| BOO THIS MAN |
| Exploration companies which are about to put the shovel in the ground. A lot of commodities seem underinvested in and that means current supply scarcity will only worsen in the coming years. |
| Karma? |
| Nice job buying the top\n\nMan would puts have printed nicely |
| Heart attack took him out. |
| Its not about the goals they scored this game. What matters is the forward goals/effort ratio. |
| Hate to see a young post get removed so soon, but this is purely political and not r/wallstreetbets material. \n\nYou're welcome to post about trades you want to make off this news, but this is not r/politics or r/anime_titties. |
| Karma |
| Sunday |
| God yeah |
| Amaze³ |
| Now all your little lady bugs are free 🐞. |
| media is always consumed by humans by a transaction, weather that's by viewing the website banner ads, buying the book, watching video ads, etc. \n \nAI companies never paid back like that. I was never talking about any ART, I don't care about that. AI cannot write without consuming whole of internet without giving anything back in transactions\n\nAlso there are a lot of cases like this pending in court |
| Somehow McConnell returned |
| Well done op. This is generational wealth . Be worth 2 million in 10 years |
| Want to join? |
| Gayer than a tangerine...in jean shorts. |
| Good for you man, keep it up (quitting the cigs, not pooping) |
| I don’t know what happened but ball sensors seemed to not detect anything in that period so there’s that. |
| Lacking of backbone is a longterm but sudden illness once recognized |
| I guess you don't know the rules.\n\nThey have ball sensor data now. If the ball sensor didn't register a hit, then they don't have the data to reverse the call. |
| Small violin |
| Market pumping ATHs and crude dipping with hardly any ships passing the Strait in the midst of a crisis and this dude is surprised by a WC being rigged lol |
| Too bad so sad |
| Im hoping they need more soon. A lot more. |
| Can't believe the voice actor who played Jar Jar Binks died. |
| You know that dudes breath smelled like coffee and cock |
| Nah, prolly got explosive diarrhea from sucking Dumpy’s ass too much. |
| You boys touching tips over here? |
| It'll come down very sharply again shortly |
| Do you understand what rule means? \n\nDid Egypt score a goal from opposite corner flag where the foul was retrospect 15sec before goal? |
| I think squeeze potential was always overstated here. Cost to borrow just temporary spiked on the 8th. Same time my brokerage showed exactly 1 share available for short. It was never a concern over a stretch imo. Just a failed narrative to lure more people into this literal defense of helm’s deep. Never I seen 200 million dollar bid walls. But maybe I am just new. It was crazy. Some MMID’s even flashed there, UBS and others who are balls deep in this. I think they failed to keep the 150 put wall, but prevented overall collapse. The media pump was crazy. All the cheats enabled and it is still at 145. Musk cancelling cnbc appearance. Just tremendous stuff. Now about next week I don’t think. First of all there was never a ban to sell stock for investors in first 30 days, just a penalty which only concerned ability to take part in future IPO’s, which some may sacrificed. Second more important I think is stabilization desk is no more and underwriters cannot defend 135. |
| He was a terrible human being so there's that |
| It was just his blood pressure medication |
| Awwww…. So anywaaayyyyy lol |
| https://preview.redd.it/kj22rh1cgrch1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e19c52c5e65a56ec50b541d0f5fa771d495a5d32 |
| But did he? |
| Same. It has to be. |
| Official cause of death was a heart attack |
| I would be happy 😃 |
| Did the camera cable score a goal? |
| Sounds like you are retard trading not revenge trading. |
| Iran, “1000 missiles… I’ve done that before.. we can handle that” |
| Did you even see game? Why do they even have VAR if the ball literally bounces off FIFA Camera cable and they claim with a straight face it didn’t?\n\nAlso what was that disallowed goal about? So fucking ridiculous call |
| Two R senators dying back to back is sus af |
| “Brief and sudden”- sounds like the diarrhea lettuce got him. |
| He was closeted, but the closet had french doors. |
| cosharED a hospital room with the turtle. |
| He will make for good fertiliser with all that prostitute cum in him |
| Lindsey Graham |
| Jiggly Puff leveling up |
| Is real? |
| Wait the team that scored more goals won? That's just pure manipulation. |
| The healthcare, sure. The special drugs the president has access to? Not so sure. |
| It's not gay if you close your eyes |
| I think it's fear of the possibility of hell since they did nothing but horrible things their whole lives that keeps them clinging on |
| Way too young, he had a career ahead of him |
| Iran or Russia? 👀 |
| Natural or staged? |
| FIFA World Cup is so fucking rigged \n\nWhat a disgrace of a win by England. Fuck you |
| Old dude dies, so bizar... |
| That’s only somewhat true for short-term trades. NVDA isn’t going back to $17. |
| [ Removed by Reddit ] |
| You really have to pry positions of power from these dinosaur fucks |
| I am sure the number of Russian undercover agents in Ukraine is >0. |
| Probably, but don't worry; I'm sure politicians get priority processing. |
| Still reeling from that pearl harbor reference by 🥭 at the Japanese PM. That moment did something to me. |
| Russia and Iran are neither allies nor an axis. They are only united by their enmity towards the US. Apart from that they are just lower on each others enemy list. |
| [He did say he aced all his tests](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aI0euMFAWF8) |
| *I prefer not to speak. If I speak, I am in big trouble. In big trouble.* |
| maybe all the shagging was too much for him? |
| RIP joe rogan. Gone too soon |
| Lol indeed |
| Why are we even pretending to be surprised? All these electeds are ancient and maybe this will remind the parties to sunset their elders before they die unexpectedly. |
| Sad to see the older generation go from closet to casket like that. \nHoping the younger will feel free to come out without building that frustration and become a politician. |
| Why was he in Moscow? |
| It does, a lot. Ignore the "it's mostly for Asia" guys. While export go mostly to Asia, oil is a global commodity. As such, a significant decrease in supply would make the price for everyone shoot up. \nThe poorest countries will feel that the worst because they can't compete for price. Economies need oil so they will have to outbid each other to get it. \nThe only way oil wouldn't affect everyone else is if you believe profit isn't a driving force for the market and think that exporters will sell it on principle rather than to the highest bidder - in other words, it's not happening.\n\nOther such global commodities which are more niche in the mainstream but their supply got cut off by more than 1/3 of global supply in some cases are fertilizer for everything food related, helium for chip manufacturing and LNG for manufacturing and electricity. \n\nSo everyone is going to feel it. It does mater a lot and the supply chain is extremely strained. It just takes a while to hit the final product on our side. This is bigger than the covid supply shock. If you remember that actually started hitting hard in early 2021. Even though it started in 2020. So we didn't really feel it until much later. This war started in early spring, give it half a year or more. Even if things get fully resolved tomorrow, ships aren't magic, it will take months for them to travel and years for supply to get back to where it was.\n\nOil futures are crap, they predict direction, not actual current price which is actually payed to keep the world running. Check the 1979 oil crisis for historical reference of something far less impactful than the current war. |
| Is there any sector/country with momentum like biotech but not quite as far along? I don't wanna fomo at the top though it's possible biotech is having a mean reversion back up in line with the feaverish growth of software and ai stocks. |
| Man, I thought Evil was a preservative with how long these fucks have been dragging on |
| A lot of gay escorts are now poorer |
| Graham was known for his immense ladybug breeding operation. Without those ladybugs, crops across the South are destined to be decimated by aphids, mites, and whiteflies. \n\nCalls on Bayer |
| Sunday evening |
| Get a life. 5 months old reddit account with 2800 messages ( hidden of course), but having a strong opinion about the middle east and spreading badly fabricated "facts" around |
| Graham was a US Senator. If you dont think they also get that level of care, I dunno man. |
| Can glean from the comments someone died, but there's so many candidates that fit the bill that I don't know who |
| 7 months. So why you cribbing? You’re trading stocks? |
| Faulty fuck |
| AXIOS with the Sunday afternoon news about new talks to save futures one more time. can i get a hell yea |
| Retard\* |
| lol pretty much every sub I visit turns into sopranos shitposting eventually. |
| Wait until someone tops this with an 0DT 3 x leverage position |
| Nah, *nobody* liked that lil bitch. |
| Did he give you the password to the real Epstein files? |
| Gayer than a lifted truck |
| rest in piss |
| i‘m not tired of winning Open the Casino!!! |
| WHEN THEY GO? |
| Courts have upheld what I told you every single time. It's not "still going at it" just because you keep trying to sue in a futile gesture after losing, and losing, and losing, and losing.\n\nYou lose because your position makes no logical sense and is wildly hypocritical. Yeah it's a business. Guess what? Human artists are also running commercial businesses bud. And 100% of those human business artists also learned art and how art works from observing prior artists. WITHOUT paying royalties and WITHOUT permission. No different than AI.\n\nIf you are not okay with learning art permission and royalty free, then you're agsinst all art. Because that's how All. Art. Works. |
| \[deleting this & my other comments below bc the off-topic 'PoLiTiCs' wsb bans go crazy. im not trying to log in again this afternoon & see another 30 day ban\] |
| The same way he outlived Epstein. |
| Whoevee bought skhynix on friday, start lubing down there because you are going to get rekt son |
| lol why I always think I’m in sopranoscirclejerk |
| The more evil you are, the longer you live. Seems to be a going trend. |
| He can probably get a note from Dr Fauci. |
| RIP Travis the Chimp. |
| 71, just a kid |
| she was on a notice period\n\n |
| Law of three: please be who I think is the third to this trio, please. |
| I think Starlink is working on ensuring connectivity. Why? No particular reason. |
| He was either killed by Putin after visiting Ukraine or massive loads of ghey sperm. Possibly both. |
| They're not suggesting that Ukraine poisoned him. They're suggesting that Russia got him for being friendly to Ukraine. |
| Calls on McDees |
| He was a committed bachelor, that's for shore.... |
| 🎉🎉🍾🥳 |
| 🎉🎉🍾🥳 |
| Bloody red when futures open. Bloody green by market open\n\nWe all know why 🌮🥭 |
| 🎉🎉🍾🥳 |
| 🎉🎉🍾🥳 |
| [Mitch McConnell be like](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8/8f/Mason_Verger_Gary_Oldman.jpg) |
| I think we’re going up but also maybe down or just sideways |
| Satan he was only 71 years old u sick duck\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/fglq2hnscrch1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=08a04d11bab652bde7f7787aa150972a351edb7e |
| It's changing quickly. It's the talk of the day here in the Netherlands |
| Is this actually real? |
| OH NO, NOT LINDSAY LOHAN |
| Praise be to Allah the mouthpiece of AIPAC has departed. |
| Would! |
| Me not that kind of orc. |
| Glad I sold the short dated options with profit on friday, ready to buy the dip. |
| One less of a warmonger. Good. |
| Frîtes au sac MAINTENANT |
| Squeal louder so i can finish |
| It’s all the evil in him |
| you mean take, in bribes lmao |
| JPow always running late these days |
| Jein |
| Pretty sure those hours are incorrect. Does it include missile strikes? |
| Hey his house was a mandatory socks on house so there’s no way he wasn’t anything but straight as hell |
| YOU GONNA TAKE CARE OF HIS KIDS? HUH? AFTER HE'S GONE? |
| S\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/9nag3p33crch1.jpeg?width=485&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=60617c9a01cc9555e4a1dbe0d0ff6668f8117130\n\n |
| go get me some water you peasant |
| Murder or natural? |
| What’s in the Mac Sauce? |
| Or, maybe, it's 4am on the East Coast, and almost noon in Israel... |
| I FEEL LIKE I BEEN STABBED IN DA HEART |
| Why is this posted here… |
| Yes, and Honda, Subaru, etc.? |
| Having the best healthcare in the world + access to experimental wonder drugs, will keep the reaper at bay--for a time. |
| Radioactive buttholes brah |
| Europoor checking in. Not got a fucking clue who everyone's banging on about. Are my stocks going to make me rich tomorrow? |
| Gayer than 2 dudes fuckin |
| His name was Lindsey |
| So we not going up then on Monday? |
| Post coffee pooping rn (I quit cigarettes yesterday so no cigarette) |
| The way I know it was satire is because the person who wrote it for Medium only wrote satire.\n\nFor those who want to read the original (warning, you don't):\n\nhttps://web.archive.org/web/20200606073307/https://medium.com/@philiphuang/lindsey-graham-hired-me-as-an-escort-81d30dcf8648 |
| Satire failing to outjerk reality since... About 2015 |
| I’ll replace her, for half your nvda shares 🙂↔️ |
| God works in mysterious ways. 👏🥳 |
| His biggest regret? That he didnt live longer to help make sure the iran war doesnt stop any time soon. |
| The fuck you talkin' about? \n\nYour sentence is all fucked.\n\nThe punctuation doesn't make sense, the fuckin' words are out of order, there's a random abbreviation in the middle next to two-thirds of an ellipsis, and you are questioning how someone else is commenting? \n\nLike, we can be pretty sure you're not an LLM, 'cause I don't think they can train one to write in a manner as highly regarded as yours. |
| She's willing to shill the absolute most dreck garbage stocks in the world |
| And my bow |
| He said he ordered the hit on Harambe. |
| Nope, hype is over |
| Straight of Hormuz closing in honor of the late Senator |
| Being smart doesn’t make you better at stock valuation unless you’ve studied it like the people on wall street have. A random SPCX employee doesn’t know better than wall street what the company is worth. |
| America is starting to heal. |
| Knowing him, he’ll spin it as he “reluctantly obliged, but will again obliterate them if they try to follow us again” |
| Time to take out the trash.\n\nMyself. |
| Good morning sarr |
| I just decided my calls are gonna be fine |
| Maybe someone threw poisoned blood clots at him |
| Stupida fucking game |
| when were you when senator die?\n\ni was home writing call wen phone ring\n\n"senator is kill"\n\n"ok" |
| ROFLLLLL. This has me cracking up at 4am. 😂🤣😅😭 |
| Please make your way to the dumpster |
| Allah Akbar |
| The sky? Homeboy is wearing a leather vest, sitting on a stool greeting new arrivals in hell, lol |
| DAL and PEP red after earnings. |
| How the actual fuck does Cathie wood have a job in finance. I feel like a fucking crackhead from the SF streets could be a better stock picker than her |
| You're betting Netflix will go up\n\nMaintaining your pre-existing subscription is value-neutral, at best\n\nGodspeed |
| Till you dead |
| My favorite thing he ever did was die. |
| Lindsey, Mitch… if the reaper can just look a little higher up the chain now… |
| So sad, I'm going to go to my favorite restaurant to mourn this tragedy. \*sniffle\* |