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| I'm like Achilles waiting at the gates for hector. Hector was already inside the walls, still he came out |
| xom calls r fuk gah damn it market too sideways |
| Need a therapist who understands theta |
| Shorted at 330. Same story as nvda. Nothig is good enough for the market |
| Broadcom 350 at open |
| It jumped $12 in the middle of the call, so yeah something was said |
| Honestly, I just asked Gemini cuz the BBAI sub is depressed as hell lol. Supposedly, about 130m shares, 30%, and less than 2 days to cover. Great to squeeze. But please check Gemini‘s work. |
| Calls on ALT, anyway. |
| I buy puts, stock goes up. I buy calls, it goes down. I buy shares, it goes sideways. Fuck |
| Did Hock Tan say the N word or something why dropping now |
| Wtf, why is AVGO already pulling back? |
| *Archimedes |
| Bruh this comment had me gasping |
| When will marketing teams realize baking an ad into a YouTube video via the creator ensures:\n\n1: ill skip it manually \n\n2: ill never purchase their shit product |
| Everyone getting fukt tomorrowz Big sideways day |
| Lol yeah I'm just joking I only buy shares or short now cause of IV crush with options |
| Have vix calls, so kinda like puts.\nHonestly pretty indifferent. Not exactly carrying the market with it, and long time until open. Best of luck with those calls though |
| my XOM calls r cooked man fuck hasn’t been a good trading year shit is 2 sideways |
| puts on cvna |
| I'm watching intently. I need $324 to be firmly ITM and not lose anything. |
| Damn. Well I hope it turns out to be a blessing in disguise. It has been dumping on Thursdays so I'm hopeful |
| #Wen rich? LMAO🤌 |
| Why don’t credit card companies offer one with 100% cash back on all purchases. Are they stupid? |
| Hahaha. Don't count the number yet, watch out for tomorrow. You can let out a real laughed if it didn't stay flat when market open tomorrow. |
| Are you dense? No PDT for cash accounts. |
| I don’t have Internet, computer or a phone to do that |
| Look at that. Move accordingly to the option market. Made a quick 8k. And now short at 330. |
| Too many chuds like me full porting calls, !Banbet SPY 681 1d 😔 |
| Surveillance cameras so hot right now |
| You couldve bought calls on so many things and made money... |
| My point stands. Just because an army is receiving help from NATO doesn't mean you are fighting against whole NATO when you fight against them. It's silly. |
| Don’t even have puts but somehow this is the worst week I’ve had in a while.\n\nGod is this a test? |
| Yeah they should be in there just add it as a ticker. You will definitely notice patterns. Like on an uptrend day like today i buy ITM calls on any of these red hammer candles. It’s basically mean reversion and under the surface it’s just option hedging flows. There’s no volatility so the only sell offs are mechanical. |
| I love women! |
| Look we too late, and just gonna get rugpull if we buy the top |
| Ima need an ETF for all these leveraged ETFs. |
| Not until tomorrow mayn |
| You didn't know this? Idiot.\n\n\n/s |
| am yisrael chai |
| No I don't either. I have 18 SPY 681 P. I meant to sell at 2:10 but my phone died. |
| My put doesn’t expire tomorrow and in order for spy to break out of its band we will have to see a lot more conflict resolution. Patience is my only enemy. |
| All these CEOs eating their *products.* \n\nwhen’s zuck gonna eat a dick \n\n\n#😮🍆🎅🏿 |
| Nah, for real if you're not joking. That's not how it works. It is a cash account and has been for years....idk why it goes over so many of your heads. It's called ego, look it up sometime.\n\nEdit: Robinhood if under 25k. Maybe you just got the silver spoon or your're on another brokerage |
| You know what made me money? not listening to WSB and buying MSTR calls |
| Israel martyred the leader of a theocracy and regards in here expect them to just lie down and surrender LMAO |
| When will the other stocks moon? |
| I cashed out a small win on ET calls. Now I’m betting the uncertainty over the straight of Hormuz breaks us out of this range to the downside |
| Fundamentals win 100% of the time except for TSLA and PLTR. |
| Stop, I can only Broadcum so much!!! |
| It will |
| korea index top 2 holdings:\n\nSamsung Electronics Co 23.44%\n\nSK Hynix Inc 19.76%\n\n2 stocks are like half of their index lol. And EWY is up like almost 200% on the 1 year chart. |
| Someone make gld moon rn |
rfkj is gonna start a war with DNKN over coffee, homey? cmon I'm guessing he better stay outta Boston.\n\n RFK Jr. wants Dunkin’ to prove drinking its iced coffee is safe - The Boston Globe The warning comes as Kennedy is leaning heavily into his agenda to improve American diets. www.bostonglobe.com |
| Perfect time for Russia and China to join in on the action as I am now well positioned with puts for WWIII |
| These bricks sure are getting wiggly. |
| Im shitting bricks, i regretted it immediately but just couldn’t hit the sell button |
| \* The "compiler" can barely compile "hello world": Hello world does not compile · Issue #1 · anthropics/claudes-c-compiler Tested inside fedora 43 container, ubuntu 26.04 container and on regular fedora 42 installation, same error Took example directly from README.md GCC is present ... github.com |
| Robinhood stays gatekeeping broke boys 😔 |
| Avgo this means nothing to me if I don’t open fidelity at 9:30 am to 340.\n\nCooked |
| RDDT is compressing. if it keeps like this it will burst into a strong trend shortly (can be up or down but will be somewhat strong. i guess up). |
| I am surprised NVDA is not reacting much the AVGO call. |
| If crypto doesnt rip from here I give up on it |
| Very true. Very true. |
| Man spitting facts |
| Flat is the new green… coming soon. |
| all jokes aside whether you got calls or puts let’s pray and hope tmr and friday isn’t a MM day and we get cooked by thetha. |
| In Allah snackbar we trust |
| Full port 690 calls. I’m from Trader Joe’s we don’t fuck around anymore. |
| ask gemini "what happens to GOOG stock if its $57B stake in anthropic gets marked to $0" |
| Well i mean 2k worth of spy puts (15) not 2k spy puts. I wish i had that kinda money |
| but why are there four different 2x bull Broadcom etfs...enough |
| Omg theta gang made money off u |
| “Watch this drive” |
| I’d be lying to you if a 4% pump was on my bingo card today. I fully expected, like fully expected it would be Googl to do it but nothing makes sense anymore so here we are. |
| That’s the goal |
| AVGO news I've found:\n\n\nLine of sight for just compute chips of >100B in 2027.\n\n\n~140B in RPO. Almost 2x.\n\n\nPotential new 6th major customer.\n\n\n\n |
| no u |
| Uh wasn’t that your living stipend? Thank you for your service 🫡 |
| Monikaaaaaa |
| Bears never die! |
| Thank you very. I should have dropped more in. |
| Ah the ole "bet on endless war with Iran to wrap up overnight" bet. Let's see what happens. |
| 95 |
| AVGO is back.... solid financials, additional share buybacks, great guidance... shits gonna rip all year long. |
| How do you know all 30% has to cover on the same day? |
| The dip was yesterday sadly... missed it |
| sold my 1 share of AVGO for a $2.13 profit 🙌 |
| Probably hits tomorrow |
| Probably shouldn't be day trading if he doesn't understand the difference |
| Just switch to a cash account. Idk why this goes over so many of your heads |
| AI AI AI |
| #Flat is the new red, new green and new flat LMAO🤌 |
| Wow you AVGO bastards did it |
| No. It's your right. You are not right |
| but she cry cry cries in her lonely heart |
| Oh hey me too exactly, except on accident |
| Somewhere... over the rainbow |
| First to 10 wins. Don’t let the messages scare you. That’s how you miss out on big gains!! |
| You basically summarized why highly paid software engineers are becoming redundant with AI lol |
| Afghanistan doesn't have buildings either kinda not apples to apples |
| i mean\n\nyou prob lost like 5 bucks so whatever |
| their music makes u want to do the chicken marsala dance . |
| They should be doing small models that can be run locally on devices and branding themselves as the only players in AI that care about privacy . |
| BBAI. 30% short interest; 1.6 days to cover. |
| I was scalping puts at like 2:10 when my phone died and now I'm accidentally holding 18 contracts overnight, wish me luck. Or...probably don't, since it will take a cargo ship getting sunk for these to print tomorrow. |
| Big if true. |
| Bought 2k of 683 spy puts for tomorrow before close. May God have mercy on my soul |
| Next up in bizarro world: Iran successfully bombs Israeli nuclear site in Dimona: SPY hits ATH |
| the heck did Hock say on the call |
| Fiat? Cash is for the poors. I want paper certificates |
| Wish I was even kidding |
| God damn that was literally in the radio!! |
| I was talking about the modern Afghan army from 2001 to 2020 not Taliban. They were armed and trained by NATO and didn't do shit for them. |
| This war is gonna be over before I get paid on Friday and can buy the dip isn’t it |
| Google outperforms mag 7 and finally has a huge 2025. Posts an absolute monster quarter and proceeds to sell off and not move at all on an almost 2% QQQ day lmao google makes no sense |
| Osama binladin is dead |
| +5%! |
| otm isnt that much an issue, but 25% otm seems to be lol |
| Ber thesis: if it dumped once it'll dump again\n\nGlad AVGO put them in the dirt lmao |
| AVGO elite rug pull, first shake off retard paper hands, then to the moon |
| God damn that bot is savage |
| Don’t make no sense. Little about the war is a positive (except defense and energy). Oil costing more is inflationary and that could delay Fed further. All the same bullshit from last two weeks hasn’t changed. So it should be incrementally negative but it hasn’t been. Fuck anybody who replies “priced in” but maybe those retards are on to something and last two weeks were shit because markets saw it coming. |
| Oh of course I go into a bar and then AVGO decides to go up. |
| Lol you sound so butthurt |
| Oh fuck a lot of bers aren’t gonna sleep well tonight |
| AVGO is up because AVGO is doing good |
| Ah yes, the “don’t be a poor” rule |
| Rekt. |
| They make money, and will make even more. |
| lol Nvidia is a pump and dump too just like most stocks |
| Fuck |
| But freaky as hell in bed!! |
| SOXL to the moon tomorrow thanks to AVGO. |
| It’s only you didn’t that we are green! |
| ... |
| Better to hold til worthless |
| We haven’t actually declared war in god knows how long. Now we just have executive extra judicial killing. |
| Fades |
| sell some covered calls. be on the other side of the trade. |
| avgo last time down 10%, whole market follows \n\navgo up 5% nothing happens |
| lmao I know being hyper-reactive to AH/PM moves is like this sub's entire MO but it seems even more anxious than usual lately |
| How do I buy calls on this plan? I can't seem to find a HOOD leverage stonk |
| MU needs to go to 420 min!!! |
| Imagine just having a milly in spy and it just on average yearly pumps you with livable income |
| Seriously. No one is saying what. |
| That’s how retarded this market is. Their data center got attacked but stock went up today |
| Yooooooo 5%up on AVGO |
| My mom always told me I could be anything I wanted... |
| Oh ok, Avgo. |
| Or, despite. |
| all this talk about Humas makes me hungry for chickpea dip and pita bread. |
| Chocolate starfish |
| Given that this is the prevailing sentiment on Reddit, I bet nVIDIA hits 10 trillion before any major crash not caused by a world war |
| Are wars in general, legal? |
| Bout to just full port ASTS 115 calls man fuck it |
| Chill, bro. You don't know yet |
| imagine you thinking you gonna make money with this pos clown in office |
| Yes |
| I'm riding Netflix calls for 2028\n\n🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣 |
| The taliban got like 300 stingers and nothing else, not quite the same |
| I'm back from the dead |
| So now the federal government is an oil tanker insurance company? Sink your empty oil tanker, claim it was full, profit. |
| Al Jazeera has reported that Kurdish forces are on the Iraq Iran border on “standby” ready to go within a week. Their source is an official with the Kurdistan Freedom Party |
| a continuation is likely but you’re pretty regarded |
| Do we think avgo holds or fades ? |
| Ayyyyy |
| The gloves are off |
| I think I’m gunna apply for CEO to some big tech firms. I too can say I will benefit from AI on my once a quarter appearance. |
| uhh.. why didn't i yolo again |
| This market, she’s a nasty woman |
| God fucking damn it I should have sold these SPY puts at close |
| Are you red-green colour-blind perhaps? |
| Well, I, for one, would NEVER hope you get hit by a bus.\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| Don’t forget to thank the bus driver |
| Emotions. Maybe oil prices. Uncertainty. Any of the above. |
| AVGO pump |
| I expect it to pop around the time of OpenAI IPO |
| **To people who hold only VOO/QQQ/SPY shares:**\n\nDo you feel like a crazy degenerate gambler? Just calling yourself wild and out of control?\n\nBet you also grab a soda after your bedtime because you're such a bad boy |
| Only move I'm making is to sit back, relax and watch the fireworks. When it pops off inevitably and all the catshit goes to $0 I'm going to laugh my little nuts off.\n\nUntil then, keep on believin' your chosen cult is "the one" and those folks on Discord are your friends. 🤡🌎 |
| AI robots heating up the frozen food. |
| Hock Tan on that thang |
| guess the oil prices finally decided to join the party |
| Investors realized they are in fact retarded |
| I have calls and don't feel confident about anything these days. |
| RB !!!! |
| #Imagine being so dumb that thinking Russia is fighting against whole NATO. If it did Russia would have been toast. LMAO🤌 |
| He said “we benefit from ai” |
| https://pbs.twimg.com/media/HClvvyOasAAIfnx?format=jpg&name=medium some regard just opened a 40x leverage btc short with 39mil lol |
| good day to break sobriety |
| she's so lucky\n\nshe's a star |
| Yo Bers holding puts overnight (on anything)\n\nHow does that AVGO move make you feel?\n |
| \*you're |
| So what does that mean in your opinion? |
| Bangoooo |
| Also they will be able to get liqudity through the IPO + share sales and wont need further funding |
| Garbage stock |
| i was told to beware of pump and dumps but all iv experienced was dumps and dumps |
| So my do nothing AMZN shares pops 4% today because they’re firing more people. Figures. |
| Yeah. We’ll see where it ends up tomorrow by open. |
| I can’t tell if I need to be less or more retarded to get to 100k. Officially sitting at 64k but I got scared and dumped LUNR when it ripped this morning. Still too scared for options |
| Guess my diversified portfolio just diversified into the red |
| 689 |
| How are my AVGO 200p lottos looking ? Lol |
| I hadn't been to the bar this year, I guess. I ordered two g&t's, they cost $7 each, paid with a $20 and got back 4.75. Nobody has ever charged me tax in my state for drinks alone so I asked how much a drink was. Did it cost $7.62 and on half penny, I asked? She told me nicely that this year they have to charge tax. Feeling like a jackass, I tipped well |
| What happen |
| The App is called Robinhood and you certainly ain’t poor 😜 |
| What did the CEO say? I'm helping a kid with homework. Backlog? Tell me. What? |
| AVGO pumping so hard |
| Al Jazeera has reported that Kurdish forces are on the Iraq Iran border on “standby” |
| Genuinely, can a bear explain to me why they think the market should be in a free fall right now. |
| How do I upvote |
| Someone give me a dogshit meme stock I can load up FDs on and pray |
| UPS/DOWNS by pertinence for my people |
| Turn limited margin off, problem solved. |
| Beanie babies |
| AVGO degens won |
| Avgo opens 350 |
| Okta 0% move 11% implied wtf, all these stocks barely moving on er, retail getting fuk lately |
| 38 losses😭😭 Gotta start taking the inverse on this guy |
| next month: revised to 20k |
| Give me a trade Birb |
| If I form a shell company and call it like America Great Again Media do I get a multimillion dollar contract too?\n\nEdit: my former operative experience includes shitposting on WSB |
| What do we think tomorrow is gonna look? \n\nUpvote for green.\n\nDownvote for red. |
| Priced in at a conservative 38-39 forward. Going to need a major announcement about backlog or new customer to move much higher. |
| Just because NATO helped train or arm Ukraine doesn't mean fighting against Ukraine is "fighting against whole NATO". NATO also helped arm and train Afghan government but that doesn't mean Afghan government = NATO.\n\nIf you think Russia could have lasted even a year against NATO, you have no clue. |
| I risked way too much on these 1dte 692c |
| Did you bet against the Palantir? |
| Hey! Hope you sold! And if not, simply zero hope as you're not a trader or investor, you're a cultist. 🤷♂️\n\nCongrats on that almost $40 mill in revenue tho! 🤡 |
| they're trying to upsell you on the regard+ plan |
| Tim AAPLs made a MacBook for poors. Shit specs, but that’s what entry level anything gets you. It’s the gateway then they’ll cloud subscribe you to death. 🍎Genius. |
| Thanks for the donation |
| Great write up. I havent tracked the options prices themselves but that sounds interesting ill have to look into that. I pay for the mid tier TV and CME live prices so im curious if the options would be as well. |
| Ai buildout is like replacing every steel bridge in the US in two years. |
| Can someone explain this in USA vs CAN mens olympic hockey terms? |
| Should have told me he was before i lost all my money on the Mordor polymarket plays |
| everyone gonna be dying of medieval diseases after unsuccessful ivermectin and sunlight injections to their ballsacks |
| Webull ui is dogshit \n\nThe update is unusable |
| Who else hates 530pm est option expiration \n\nJust make it 4 or 430 max |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/thelundyy made a bet that SPY would go to 668.9881799999999 within **8 hours** when it was 682.641 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 2 wins and 38 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| have puts and made no money now my calls got me even more cooked you cant make this shit up |
| Cmon NVDA. Piggyback ride off of AVGO |
| I’m hedging I’m over here straight hedging my shit I got calls on my shares I’m liquid as fuckkkkk |
| You mean the strait of whore moose 🫎? |
| my blood pressure is pathetic |
| What tmro doing? I wanna write it down so I can rub it in when it does the opposite |
| Bears. |
| avgo still 25% off ath from 3 months ago lol |
| AVA GO bitch |
| Keep on pumping it Hock, make AVGO fly tomorrow morning |
| you bulls just 1 tweet away from a bad time. |
| i might be poor but atleast i’m not fat and ugly |
| My other port is in the shop |
| I am cooked |
| 100 billion revenue for just chips in 2027 |
| Probably because it’s low volume now and propped .the overall trend is downward. So it’s a slow dump |
| AVGO is just happy to see me... |
| Avgo a gogo |
| They're playing both sides, so they always come out on top |
| Software is one of the first industries that is going to be made obsolete with AI. Next contenders are law & accounting. Anthropic has openly stated it's actively working on those problems - and it's the perfect tool for the job imo. It won't be long till AI has it's arms deep in most white collar industries. |
| Nothing makes sense |
| Market isn't expecting decreased profits. |
| taking out margin on a portfolio to buy a house to take out HELOC debt |
| Good news! Youre all gay! 😀 |
| TBH I don’t understand the thesis for bears. |
| On what volume tho lmao |
| Avgo delayed ejaculation |
| Starting covered calls on Nvidia, buying puts when it enters a free fall back down to 100.\n\nLong on Velo for now. Their balance sheet is weird as shit, and Elon keeps being super cringe so it's hard to want to be to aggressive on direction.\nThat said, if the fabricators at spacex and other likely customers like the product, and they optimize flagship production and maintenance then it could be a very important player going forward. Does seem like theyre a long way to being profitable though. |
| AVGO does this every time during ER call haha |
| Oh Man, My puts should be fine then?? |
| [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=\_TvrFilerAU](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_TvrFilerAU) |
| Good decision!!! Finally wake up |
| By low sell high. Surely it will go back up? |
| I guess 2% is better than nothing lol\n\nSo much pain the last few months. |
| .5x ? me wants 5x |
| \> AI’s taken over the fun part of coding, i loathe this remaining managing part.\n\nIt's funny -- this point has been very polarizing among people I've chatted with. I've been writing code since 2004 & I "lost my drive" several years ago. It was for the opposite reason tho - I'd come up with an idea and wanted to test it. But I'd have to spend a few days hammering out the code. I'd do it again and again and again, testing new ideas / theories / approaches with each time taking a few days. I personally didn't actually enjoy writing the code it was a solved problem.\n\nI enjoyed coming up with new ideas & testing them in practice / seeing how effective the solution really was. AI has enabled this without the "write the code" part - so it's actually brough the fun back. New idea, implement, test cycle takes a few hours (vs days before). The velocity has skyrocketed & I get to focus on the parts I enjoy |
| Boomers aren't even retiring like they should be anymore |
| My $307.5 bought yesterday are fine. |
| zero movement on MRVL in sympathy |
| I knew it was a trap when the hegseth said “it was never meant to be fair” |
| Is $FSLY back |
| "Here's a hooker at my hotel room to explain to you how options work". |
| The revenue is almost irrelevant. Its like owning trading cards; they dont make money themselves, but they are valuable because enough people think they are worth something |
| crash my site: Wall Street Fridge — thefridge.lol Check out the Wall Street fridge! Collaborative word magnets — pay pennies to place, glue, or peel words. thefridge.lol |
| AVGO must have said something delicious on the conf call |
| Will this make those dubai chocolate bars go down in price? I've yet to eat one. |
| The U.S. is largely unbothered by the geopolitical events, we’re the instigators in this situation.\n\nMarket is separate and distinct from the economy. \n\nBig money is still rotating into AI. \n\nThe average person is taught to buy every dip, hence why there’s been sharp recoveries on big drops.\n\nOther countries are buying into U.S. stocks/bonds because it’s more certain than their own with the war.\n |
| This is the same point brought up time and time again.\n\nHow can we just ignore when one sector, healthcare (which is also struggling from the Big Beautiful Bill, causing rural hospitals to close and higher turnover), is propping up every single other sector that has been laying off or not hiring for the past 2 years? |
| This is a retards market\n\nTrade accordingly \n |
| I declare chudruptcy. |
| Still time. They may say something then you can kiss the $10 gains goodbye. |
| AVGO gettin that money for years and years to come |
| Keep saying it over n over tech trade is back avgo to moon |
| my AVGO CSPs may just make me smile tomorrow. we shall see. |
| He learned from last quarter |
| HBM Secured? |
| The market pummeled them expecting AI to take over entirely for website building sites… earnings today showed they are not just profitable, but they’re actually integrating AI into their platform and still growing users and revenue. |
| EWY |
| #WHAT DID HE SAY!?!? |
| True, Im a man that identifies as a lesbian. |
| Now while Avgo pumping now , I might have been overzealous calling 340 by Friday |
| lols if it was that easy, I would be on my yatch and not crying about how much I lost in puts today to randoms on the internet |
| Might want to edit your comment before the gov thinks you're the next Victor Bout. 😂 |
| Avgo up and Avgo down |
| These short exp dates 🫠 |
| Expires @ $0.00 or you exercise at 2x minimum \n\nNothing in between |
| And I made one end of day. May the best retard win. |
| Must be nice |
| Gandalf was right about everything |
| LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL |
| Bers are fcked lol |
| Careful now...I'm a gey bear |
| avg green, tomorrow will be another +1% day |
| When broke, the only thing that will save us is humor. |
| might as well just use my stovetop's griddle |
| Wake up, DCA. Wait what sub is this? Wake up, pump it all into the stock with most upvotes!! |
| AVGO gonna is save the AI trade for now |
| Lol right, like Altman has him at gun point |
| Tell me why this wouldn't work |
| my 2 shares of AVGO are ripping!!! |
| Literally never heard of the Middle East in my life |
| We smack 695 tomorrow. You coulda just bought calls |
| 1077%...but thats probably not accurate cause I took profits out. |
| avgo taking the elevator up |
| What’s going on with wix ? |
| Tha works for me |
| #Ban Bet Won\n---\n\n/u/Temporary-Equal-774 made a bet that AVGO would go to 325.0 within **1 day** when it was 318.26 and it did, congrats regard.\n\nTheir record is now 1 wins and 1 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| **Doctors:** You are not "bothering us" by listing your symptoms, our job is to help you *before* they develop, please be honest with us so that we can do our job\n\n**Also doctors:** we are all on crack lol |
| AVGO GOOOO |
| 🌙 time |
| 😆 |
| AVGO CEO really selling the future demand well |
| Hahaha 3 is so fkn true!\n\n |
| https://preview.redd.it/lzmmdb4kq3ng1.jpeg?width=200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1f8de08e28d8a9fe6eb599350f008f502e8dbe60 |
| Iran threatens to go after nuke facilities in Israel.... I mean, gotta be careful to not get banned. But, what happens if the middle east went away??? |
| Avgo ceo said AI didn’t he |
| Looking for a lower high in bitcoin and subsequently $Hit tokens so I can short with size. |
| MU $500 call 03/20, you’re welcome |
| Market going down is the obvious play. Market doesn’t allow obvious plays. Inverse your own instincts and you’ll be fine |
| They are getting hit with drones and missiles, tourism will take a big hit. Tankers have stopped moving. |
| Fucking bers |
| WIX seems like free money if you plan to hold for at least a few months. |
| [Are you unfamiliar with immigration patterns in your own country?](https://www150.statcan.gc.ca/n1/pub/89-657-x/89-657-x2025005-eng.htm)\n\nShort answer: Many people of middle eastern descent live in Canada. The algo is targeting you because you also live in Canada and thinks you may have shared interests with those nearby, uses regional trends, etc.\n |
| GOOG has become a piece of fucking disappointing shit, hasn’t it? |
| I touched it with my full port last month and caused it to drop 30%. You're welcome for the buying opportunity. |
| Everyone getting chopped tf out except theta gang past few months |
| 3k in 8 days while I work my 100k/yr desk job is good nuff for me 🤷 |
| Lmao AVGO was supposed to crash the market huh? |
| Don’t talk to me about fundamentals in this market, witch. |
| AVGO options buyers are gonna experience the mighty IV crush tomorrow |
| chart crime\n\n |
| we're gonna get to buy SPX 3600 again |
| See you at Wendy's |
| Because you bought puts |
| Can you let me know your next move? |
| He said West Coast specifically (which again isn’t even remotely true like holy shit San Diego has better public transit than Dubai) but yeah outside of major cities public transportation sucks. The good thing is that appears to be changing. Cities like Dallas are expanding their rail networks. |
| Made a few hundred just buying a few of those shares. You're a lot braver than I am buying calls. 😆 |
| I mean... only because I have to go to work... |
| Can someone take two minutes to explain why the fucking market didn’t crash the last 3 days? We’re literally in a distribution phase and there’s no way these trash stocks are going up. I feel like it’s not even manipulation at this point. Most hedge funds are prolly more regarded than us. That’s why their returns are largely ass |
| Gold looks a bit cooked |
| my precious RGTI, what hath befallen you? |
| Bers in disbelief seeing the W on SPY to 690 playing out 🤣🫵🏻 |
| It sounds more fun when you put it that way |
| I was right today, hope I’m right tomorrow. |
| Webull |
| What happened? |
| I would be nervous about that too. Daily Theta of -1.55. We moved up 0.7% today in a volatile week. \n\nI hope OP makes money but doing 1DTE is risky bought at close. If it drops at open it’ll require a pretty decent move to overcome theta. |
| Everyone here just losing money left and right. Up and down. |
| Bro 257 was the top |
| “A lawyer for the 🥭 administration told a judge on Wednesday that Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. has such broad authority over vaccine policy that he could even scrap recommendations for measles shots in favor of people deliberately exposing themselves to the virus.”\n\nGuys, I think the market might have measles |
| This guy fucks |
| mine is -82%, congrats |
| avgo giving you the middle finger on the 1Y chart |
| Seems like the kurds news was fake, i can only see report from FoxNews and seems like Kurdi authorities are denying it, anyone found a reliable source? |
| AVGO wow |
| Doubt it bro |
| I mean realistically why can't apple just use a free open source AI models? Like they have great hardware, probably the best and they already have a MOAT of billions customers. Those tiny qwen models are amazing and can run on every recent iphone. Moreover, their chips are the single most impressive investment they have done the past decade, capable of outperforming tons of other phones for AI (no data centers needed) |
| So fucking true |
| Smart. Extends the time to switch lanes back to the longest lines of congestion |
| AVGO CEO on the call rn sounds like he is about to faint. |
| Is 686 not a time to buy puts?? |
| Coming from a guy who doesn’t know day trading rules, is big. Maybe grow up a bit. |
| Probably the wrong ones if im being honest |
| More "affordable" |
| #I smoke more weed than 🫵 |
| A fire and you holding a magnet probably cheapest |
| Agree |
| They have already let users opt in and split revenue 50/50 \nEarnings is tomorrow |
| Any tarkov Timmy’s? I’ll carry you |
| It is |
| my port is up 40% YTD, anyone got me beat?\n\nlooking to hit 100%+ if msft starts its rally in the next few weeks |
| I hate when you nerds don’t talk about silver enough and I actually have to check my app 😔 |
| When v |
| Pretty regarded this is a kangaroo market you were supposed to buy poots today |
| Just to be sure you catch my drift, this is NOT something you buy to flip in a month with a 50% gain. It’s strictly an income play for retired folk or those that seek income only with a bit of capital growth. |
| "My bag is better than your bag in the same sector that's been trading sideways since Sept 9!!!" |
| I mean the info is pretty new I remember talks about it a month or so ago but tbh it’s just not glamorous like Wall Street would like . I do think if successful it solves a big problem that has been holding public perception and adoption of AI back |
| KEIR |
| If you didn’t load up on SPY calls, you played yourself |
| It will, guidance was huge |
| You win!🥇 |
| The overwhelming amount of bers in here suggests you goochie mang lmao |
| Found the hater comment. What a bag holder. No troll. You are a loser. Big bag holder |
| Why did you already wake up tomorrow? |
| anybody know of a cheap but good hot plate w/ magnetic stirring |
| Might be hunting at somethin, BUT I don't like open ai |
| Still hit it |
| Polymarket Iran ceasefire bets are dipping hard |
| Why would anyone do ITM calls with short expiration? Just buy futures. What the fuck. |
| How dare you call me out like that. 😞 |
| If BTC up, Kospi down. |
| More like tonight we Theta lol |
| Honestly wouldn't care |
| 4 holes |
| Wild how many people on this sub think that vertical integration is a Ponzi scheme. This is like being upset with Google because they both design chips and use them for their models. |
| OTM 3.5 months in Roth IRA.\n\nYou belong here |
| Those are rookie numbers. |
| Thank fuck I didnt hold SPY puts overnight |
| Almost all women have been in a lesbian relationship.\n\n\nUsually with a man that acts like a bitch |
| Do it in the playoffs |
| I will go nuts too. |
| Answer is simple, Capex spending is too high. They become utilities companies rather than tech companies. |
| last time avgo was up like 4% then dropped 20% after the earnings call now, this time we will moon |
| No, now the market gods will smite you with a -40% week on AVGO just so you cant profit. I’m taking out every loan I can and going into puts because of this |
| Locked in for the night… could destroy my account or emerge cleansed of my past 2 months of trading sins. Tonight we find out. No sleep gang |
| Thank you. Was this priced in? Stocks barely moved on this info. |
| AVGO needs an Open AI MoU |
| Altman is a fucking lizard person |
| Get rich or die trying. Today was obvious. Tomorrow is too |
| Sprinkle some good news by Friday and we see 700 |
| The Theta wheel is indeed a work of art. |
| It goes up *and* down! |
| I hate Algos so much.. |
| Just a safer play |
| Well it's been at this price for over a week. So it's not that surprising |
| PayPal, LameStop & now BULL\n\nStocks I never want to touch again.... |
| "[Broadcom beats on earnings and guidance as AI revenue doubles](https://www.cnbc.com/2026/03/04/broadcom-avgo-q1-earnings-report-2026.html)"\n\nAVGO - FLAT |
| AVGO flat? |
| That's pretty funny if true lol |
| Which etfs would you swear on your life will outperform VT this year? |
| Actually it was the move. Thanks for your donation to your ego loss |
| There is a balance. Boomers have legally stacked the deck for themselves and fked everyone else at every opportunity. They are going to bankrupt us.\n\nBut in general if you have the economy to spare, taking care of old people is a good thing. |
| Hopefully today was the start of the next leg up for CRDO, I was getting dangerously close the the rope after these past few months bagholding it |
| https://preview.redd.it/qrchmuczo3ng1.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=b1c64b3215407264a3db3cccee5fb9626885717c\n\n |
| She’s a 10 but she has a glass eye |
| PLZ AVGO Goverment deal 1000 Billion |
| fascinating, thanks for sharing |
| gotta try autoerotic asphyxiation (I'm probably getting banned for this comment) |
| Next time could you just given me the money I could actually put it to good use. |
| I mean the options are literally a pvp arena when you and other traders try to play eachother. Any edge from the actual market is priced in. |
| Data center hosts will be building facilities to create and use their own energy to cut back on use of the every day Americans grids . |
| A Manhattan |
| this ^ \n\nI’ve been a software engineer for over a decade, so it was my bread & butter. Probably gonna take a much needed break when eventual handoff to the agentic AI agents is done, rest, reset and move onto something else. My big org definitely doesn’t want to be left behind on the AI ship, and is heavingly pushing every dev to integrate AI agents to do the entire dev cycle. Feels like a job handoff. Been blessed this gig has paid me well over the last decade. AI’s taken over the fun part of coding, i loathe this remaining managing part.\n\nI’ve always wanted to learn landscaping, Zen gardens in particular fascinate me. Maybe i’ll head over to Japan for a couple of years and upskill. |
| Alright I’m done, fuck OKTA. Next extreme 1DTE SPY or QQQ |
| I don't believe in what I say! |
| Yep. I have like 5k in LEAPs |
| Did you censor kill?! |
| Just join the Theta Gang and enjoy delicious premiums. |
| Nokia the skyrocket 🚀 |
| But after it hits 120\nIt's one of the big swing stocks everyone keeps playing |
| Rip down |
| Bro is a nut master |
| _At the club, in the streets or where ever we should meet_\n\n_It's choppa choppin' pistols, poppin'_ |
| \[REDACTED BY KIER STARMER\] |
| Point 3 is very true. I see so many sleepers that go parabolic either direction. |
| I commend their commitment to the bit if that's the case |
| They're both pretty crummy people. |
| GOOG is my new favorite stable coin! |
| Sometimes I feel like the market is rigged. |
| Famous last words before they're obliterated by a tomahawk missile |
| DEEZ |
| Buying AFTER the recovery rally is impeccable timing, better pray to whatever god you believe in that the rally sustains |
| Mine the strait sir |
| market closes for 2 days to 'prevent panic' then opens and immediately drops 5%... big brain move honestly. its like holding ur pee for 48 hours just to make sure u splash the entire bathroom once u find a toilet. bullish on adult diapers tbh |
| Don't worry after hours price movement is just smol dik traders. When we open tomorrow mm will buy |
| ASTS makes it so easy |
| Hock a Tan loogie |
| I support boots on the ground! \n\nGoth mommy boots, and the ground being my neck |
| $1.9 million in revenue. $5.85 billion in market cap. What does the smartest person you know say about that valuation |
| Religion is just another tribe-building exercise.... imho |
| How do you figure they have no IP protections? |
| TSLX is a BDC for high income dividend plays that pay over 10% divvies. All of the BDCs like OBDC, ARCC and MAIN are down due to the current low rate environment and to certain extent, too much exposure to software and tech lending. Imho, it’s all overblown and not all BDCs are not created equal but they sold off the same in this panicky market. |
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| pistachios are way superior to other nuts. \n\nImagine being a peanut guy cracking those effeminate shells and then you still have to salt them to make them slightly interesting. Pistachios take a man's fingers to crack and are delicious straight from the casing. |
| Some people here almost make that or have that at least |
| /NG, The Widow Maker |
| I’m 64 years old and retired. I live off my Bitcoin savings, Social Security, Company 401k and my trading ability. I enjoy researching the market and I also spend time leverage trading Crypto daily. I’ve been following UI PATH for the past year and haven’t seen a better opportunity to benefit from in quite some time. At $11/share and a 35% drop in the Software Sector, this AI Company with ZERO DEBT and 1.4 BILLION in cash and over 10,000 customers, will easily see $20 by the end of this year and it will all start with their earnings report on MARCH 11 ! I’m in for over 10k in LEAPS for JAN 2027, but also bought 1k of in the money calls expiring on 3/13/26. DYOR and thank me later. Their MAESTRO AI product is being adopted by their clients and will allow them to combine RPA (Robotic Process Automation) currently in place. SOFTWARE PLUS AI = $$$$ |
| Conference in 5 minutes so its not over yet |
| Sir… BTFO = Blown the fuck out |
| Haha big mood 😩 |
| Keep buying PINS until I pop. |
| Congrats on your new lambo\n\n!remindme 1 day |
| !remindme 1 year |
| Accidentally bought the 44 dte AVGO call instead of the weekly. That means my call is not fucked, right? |
| That's been true for the past 4 years and Theta is overpowered. Use it. |
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| Dario Amodei is an absolute genius but also a pompous ass. Sam Altman on the other hand may not be the genius Dario is, but he is a genuinely good, humble, and soft-spoken person who cares about the world. It is no surprise that the Department of War therefore chooses to do business with OpenAI. |
| Short America into Friday 👍 |
| They’ll be googling the Greeks tomorrow to understand |
| Thank you for your service. |
| # No more war, no boots on the ground\n\nKurd boots are fine though |
| Please keep us updated |
| I feeeel like these options may be playing me instead |
| Bul got cooked |
| RGTI has $1.9 million in revenue, but $5.85 billion market cap\n\nThat shit should be a penny stock |
| Anyone can update me on what the news was around the big tech guys and Trump? |
| Which port? My regard day trading account is -62.73%… the ones I don’t look at are doing alright I think idk |
| Be ghey… be proud! 💃💃💃🤣 |
| 90% of the world's problems are caused by a couple of dozen boomers who can't accept that the world has changed since they were young. |
| I thought I was inconspicuous about it |
| MM: *See that move in AVGO? I don't want to.* |
| Daddy Tan. If those retard analyst ask about margins again, tell them to suck your 15 inch dick. |
| All im laughing at is how both sides thought it was gonna fly one way or the other and take the market with it and nah. As flat as flat can be flat lmao |
| https://www.timesofisrael.com/liveblog_entry/kurdish-groups-say-theyre-preparing-cross-border-op-in-iran-with-us-support-report-claims-invasion-has-begun/\n\n\nMaybe US is just supplying weapons, but still means it's going to take a while to end the war |
| Lol whenever I think about trading natural gas, I remember how dirty the people on the other side of the trade play.\n\nhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_D._Arnold\n\nEdit: And that's just Enron. The whales of this industry are some of the most bloodthirsty monarchs in history. |
| Waiting to get back out to Japan to get a seiko from Tokyo. I do love my Presage tho. |
| Removed by Reddit 😰 |
| The more things change, the more theta stays the same |
| Yes |
| We might be on the move for another bull run\n\nStronger dollar makes foreign investors more interested and additionally we torpedoed a fucking warship |
| this is why futures have 10x more volume then all the stock equity etf's combined. they dont have bs regulation or rules. |
| Man I don’t see AOC being a president or vice president, and I don’t really think at that point a democratic leader will have a choice . Like I said , if it’s mass adopted they don’t have a choice . They either dominate or they become vulnerable to the rest of the world |
| both could be true at the same time. lol |
| Futes already ripping lol |
| Regretting my ibrx call increase today and happy with my sls progress in my 7 calls |
| Enjoy your freedom |
| What app is that? |
| Can lose it all in 2 days if you pick the wrong stocks and hold them greedily |
| No? They called for a global jihad against the USA. |
| Kurds are going in. Clever way of getting 100k boots on the ground without 100k boots on the ground. |
| forreal, mfkrs cant even look at a calendar and it shows smfh\n\n🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️ |
| What 🥭 doesn't know is that I spend the "warrior dividend fund" overseas the millisecond it hit my bank account 🤌 |
| Straight of Hormel is filled with corned beef hash and pepperoni I believe |
| Imagine flexing a few hundred dollars a day LMAO |
| We've always known |
| wanna make ghey ber love? |
| I have seen many earnings reports rise or falls. But I haven’t seen one like AVGO. lol. \n\nTheta truly won on this one. |
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| The Greater Good. |
| If they don't, they're damn good actors. I feel like we're far past the point of needing to use religion for status to gain power, but maybe I'm wrong and it's the key |
| Japan watches are superior, you simp |
| Theta gang won AVGO earnings |
| Didn't know Swatches were couture |
| Ehh you’ll be alright |
| Wow look at those baby gains. |
| Yeah I was thinking 10-15 |
| Avgo will rip just gotta burn some options first... |
| 0.67% of their market cap? |
| I keep regretting not getting into ASTS around 75-80… yall think it’ll fall back? |
| 3.5/5 |
| I just did a prayer for you to lose money 🙏🙏 |
| Do you really wtf |
| NBIS but no IREN? |
| People are waiting on guidance. |
| you caught me srry tried it |
| I can assure you that is an outcome you do not want 💀 |
| I don't have to imagine |
| Make the moon lunar eclipse red |
| It's literally government policy |
| stay humble king and continue to make us proud |
| I dont think that whatsoever bud 🤣 Openly admit that I’m retarded and lost a gamble on 0dte puts. Fuck it |
| What cocktail for AVGO earnings? |
| maybe. the growth is faster than hoods but its also much smaller in total deposits. |
| Why tf is my limit buy still open, what did I miss?! |
| 2/5 |
| They were only 4 minutes away from a nuke |
| Up 15%. These red days really helped out 🐻🇺🇸🐻 had puts, was able to buy some other stocks on the low. Good times |
| As regarded as going to a casino and putting the same amount one red. Oh except the stakes are higher |
| Could this end any other way? |
| I think insider trading isn’t just a myth. |
| Best I can do is about tree fiddy |
| Rate my portfolio:\n\n$LUV $GHEY $BE $RR |
| the top is in \ntime for IPO exit liquidity |
| A what Í learn from this sub is…\n\n1) Inverse the sentiment here\n\n2) If there is low volume mention of a stonk, it will go flat\n\n3) If it’s not mention then it will most likely be a 10 bagger |
| Everything flat is hilarious. You know damn well it's going to pump or dump next week after everyone's position expires worthless this week |
| https://preview.redd.it/d1953rcfn3ng1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9f3327cd81871222d36bea31e0f8ecf3e8ecd18f\n\nImagine losing money in this market 😂😂 |
| We know |
| Alt-F4 |
| It's my favorite foreign movie |
| Sometimes being put in the penalty box in hockey is the most Lit place. It's a timeout. Let's you reconsider your choices before you get back on the ice to loose a couple a teeth |
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| Upper Midwesterner or Canuck detected |
| Theta wins because time is always on our side |
| I don't need to cuss in my songs to sell records but I do like slapping comedians on stage. |
| Barley beat I thought |
| > per say\n\n🧐 |
| You know what? I’m gay. I said it. |
| Sick burn |
| How unamerican of you… our glorious leader sells watches you know |
| It always comes back to the ideal crab-like form. |
| Sick |
| Man I hope we didn’t celebrate too soon :/ |
| Who wins that isn't already overvalued? It's hard to imagine President AOC being on board with nuclear, but it is very green so maybe I'm wrong.\n\nMost of the things that need to happen require longer-than-four-year commitment. |
| So since bulls are saving QQQ over and over again, this might really move to ATH again soon? I was very bearish until today. But they literally bought the whole "war" sell off back to the top of the range. |
| You belong here |
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| Theta gang wins again |
| !RemindMe 1 year |
| Jesus christ. Well, I bought 03/05 and 03/06 puts right at close. \n\nOne of us is regarded. |
| You think they really believe it?\nOr its just a way to achieve a level of status among the other believers? |
| Ohhh thanks good man |
| what happened yesterday lmao |
| Lots of chocolate companies too. |
| Record breaking ER for AVGO yet the stock price barely moved |
| Where is this virgin you speak of? |
| Some big wicks showing though so a move could be on its way. |
| Commence Operation: \n\n**Big Beautiful Fury on Bol Butthole**^(TM) 🦅🦅🦅🦅🥩🥩🥩 |
| />forward pe of 30\n\n/>blames MMs\n\nmfer doesnt know what priced in means\n\nI swear this generation needs another 2008 |
| The world only has 2026 years |
| In case you poors didnt know, when you import Swiss/partial Swiss watches into the US, your package gets halted so they can tarriff EACH INDIVIDUAL PART. \n\n\n"You're package has been delayed until you submit a worksheet stating the parts value and country of origin"\n\n\n F U C K O F F |
| That AVGO spike to 308, somebody tried to run…… they didn’t make it |
| People have been hoarding gold silver corn JPEGS and god knows what else trying to protect from inflation when oil has been here the whole time. Im the future we will have oil credits - currency backed by oil barrels. Society cannot function at all without oil |
| Try ctrl-z that should do it |
| Rate my port:\n\n$MSTR\n$NBIS\n$ONDS\n$MODS\n$RR\n$GHEY |
| That would be iraq 2.0 and a massive massive disaster. Where did you read that? |
| You couldn’t be more wrong. They raised guidance by 10% |
| don't know her. |
| 8pm can’t come soon enough |
| Isn't it crazy that some of the most powerful figures on this planet are religious and believe things like the earth is only 6000 years old |
| Yeah its been that way almost consistently for 3 weeks now |
| It wouldn't be a railroad, it would be a pipeline. In any case, it would be very expensive, would have to go through very difficult terrain, and Iran could easily destroy it every time it was built and rebuilt. |
| BTC to $76k then $46k |
| Big brain trader |
| 26% |
| I mean you basically could have bought 2 or 3 DTE for slightly higher premium and half the risk but hey I’m just a regard |
| Where’s the undo option on my brokerage account ? |
| This shit makes no sense whatsoever. I’m done |
| I'm well aware, but Raytheon , Lockheed and GD aren't out here suggesting their weapons are going to improve anyone's life. |
| Was up 1,400 percent until yesterday….. |
| if you read the notice, robinhood is saying the same thing. 4 strikes and you're out. you get 3 daytrades per 5 trading days, without getting flagged. if you do one more, during that period, you get flagged and then can't trade in that account until you put up the $25k. \n\nhopefully sometime this year the rules will change and be broker defined margin requirement instead of a fixed number. |
| I can't believe out of all the fonts they offer they didn't think about adding comic sans |
| I got murdered being a bear last year. I'm making money now, feels wrong but I nothing makes sense |
| He pulling out of the scissor game |
| Am yisrael chai |
| Started off green but mistakes have been made but almost back to even. \n\nI over trade and somewhat retarded |
| No retard.\n\nIt’s + 1% -1% alternating days. 🫵🤡 |
| you new around here? |
| You're thinking of the straight of rotel. |
| Michael Burry responded to my craigslist ad looking for someone to mow my lawn. "$30 is $30", he said as he continued to mow what was clearly the wrong yard. My neighbor and I shouted at him but he was already wearing muffs. Focused dude. He attached a phone mount onto the handle of his push mower. I was able to sneak a peek and he was browsing Zillow listings in central Wyoming. He wouldn't stop cackling.\n\nThat is to say, Burry has his fingers in a lot of pies. He makes sure his name is in all the conversations.\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| its ok one day you'll stop thinking like Michael Burry finding something no one else has, and realize you're betting against trillions in mm institutions keeping the market afloat |
| at 16:00 eastern time. In 12 min |
| Not if it’s in the safe pocket |
| -99% gg |
| Theta may be slower than instant gains, but it wins consistently and predictably. |
| hock tan better not say anything stupid again |
| Wait till the end of the week my friend |
| AVGO needs to wake the fuck up to move other chips |
| Lobster market |
| The future is now tho |
| Left my mom’s basement and holy, moly. There is whole big beautiful world out here! I better get back inside before I get sunburned |
| Avgo flat just to fck both bear and bul |
| Good enough to screenshot, good enough to sell. |
| Just give me your money ill put it where you need it to be |
| Who’s got the job app? |
| Good news, pedophile justice is back on the menu. |
| really fuck the MMs\n\nAVGO tops guidance and all kinds of good shit and its probably going to dump tommorrow morning |
| Oh so this is officially a boots on ground type war now? |
| I just hope both sides have fun |
| I get all my news here. Gonna tell the whole bar that iran surrendered |
| how are your ports doing YTD? |
| But you could do that anywhere else; you are very clearly not a real options trader. |
| I think you might make or lose money. |
| Got BTFO this week on puts. Still feeling patriotic as fuck seeing the market shrug this off |
| this is the catalyst to 430, thank you for your sacrifice |
| The amount of g forces it takes to hold spy options |
| Yes -- all my friends are doing the same. The skillset has changed from "write and verify code" to "what does the code / project actually do?". You setup a couple agents to do that and it does all the grunt work.\n\nWriting software is dead. Look at the progress from 3-4 years ago - it's fucked. It was barely able to output 20 line algorithms to solve the problem. Now it's on-par with engineers that have 4-8+ years experience. Within another 3-4 years the value of actually writing and verifying the code will drop to 0.\n\nThe job has completetly moved from "engineer" to "manager" - since the "engineer" is just a set of AI agents. |
| Ive got oil futures, event contracts, and calls in big oil. Im loaded to the tits. When big oil wins the planet next week ill share in the prize pool |
| Poor alert |
| Yup. I rolled out of my positions today for the peanuts I was given. |
| They gave good guidance already! |
| No it's out and it's bigger than expected, 22.5b vs 20, also stock buyback |
| and when people finally think bullish and the worst is over, is when they rug pull the whole damn thing. |
| Nvidia 185? |
| How do buybacks work? They announce and instantly purchase 10b worth of shares? Or do they set a target price that creates a floor for price action? |
| How can the market tank when it’s sunny outside |
| I'm divorcing you on biblical terms!! |
| Yeah will be cool to see if it holds up to the hype in the future |
| Good luck man. When Microsoft hits $450, I'll also break even lol. |
| Bullshit nobody goes full port short into avgo earnings screenshot or ban |
| Israel surrendered. SPY 666 tomorrow. |
| hello fellow bag holder. |
| Chud market stays chuddin. |
| Atleast you won’t go bankrupt |
| no one day is red one day is green |
| Are the avgo buyers screwed? |
| I sharted uh oh |
| Hehe, no more bag holding on this POS |
| 🅱️ivot from Crop Circle Designer to Defense Lobbyist. |
| based on price action. im gonna assume avgo guidance not great? |
| Every time I play OKTA I get burned |
| should have inversed that but good luck. |
| nuts are squeezed |
| was avgo expected move under 1%? |
| You may as take Canada before India takes it |
| Depends. Is 20k 100% of your port or 1%? |
| I could have told you that there's been an accumulation period going on for over a month.It was bound to break out |
| If the Asian markets manage to not shit the bed tonight, we are gonna rip tomorrow aren’t we? |
| Imagine thinking the Kurds are gonna do anything |
| Thanks sounds like a toy compiler. Nice username btw 👍 |
| Ukraine has been armed and trained by NATO since like 2011. All of their equipment is current gen or last gen NATO tech. Anyone who thinks Ukraine could have lasted this long without hundreds of billions in equipment from NATO is genuinely illiterate. |
| US surrendered. SPY 600 tomorrow. |
| No it didn’t\n\nSandisk hit piece did it \n\nMU will be absolutely fine \n |
| Oh man you’re absolutely fucked lol |
| I was just about to reply to you with the good news lol. |
| So AVGO is waiting for the Guidance right? |
| Nah see im laughing at both sides who expected it to move the market |
| i also dont get why they travel around that when they can just build a railroad to the other side and it would be much faster |
| Retail investors are mostly clueless buy and hold index fund investors (I say that in a good way), and professional Wall Street investors are mostly Zionists who are willing to lose other people's money to support Israel. Asian traders are selling like crazy. |
| Neither |
| Flat today means bleed out tomorrow.\n\nRemember NVDA earnings |
| Yeah, the rumor was up to 100B. 30B is pocket change.\n\nJensen literally went "here, now leave me alone" like he donated money to a beggar |
| It was |
| Theta wheel for premium same strategy as last week and the one before that etc. |
| I fully agree with you. I’ve been obsessed with this. I’ve been tracking QQQ and NVDA short term expiration contract contracts up until March 20. I don’t want to assume too much about participants or dealers or market makers and if they were bought and sold, but I just assume intent based on the candle of the option contract itself. On trading view, you can just load all of the zero 0DTE as price charts. It’s delayed by 15 minutes, but you can at least see the 5min candles that the largest option blocks are traded on. This is in MST but For example today on $QQQ the 10:30am candle was initiated by selling of the $610P $611P and the $610C. \n\nI’m just going to say people, traders and the dealers / MMs are basically trading large blocks of options, strategically and then targeting the dynamic hedging function, created by the purchase or selling of these very short dated option contracts. Like you can go look at any of the time frames on the five minutes and even down to the one minute and compare it to any of these largest volume of 0DTE and see that they’re just using them on different expirations with different convexity as either a powder keg or a ammo dump. You can see it as early as the day before or two days before on some of these. Retail ain’t buying a single 50k block of OTM Mar20 NVDA puts even if it’s only 15 delta. The single blocks of the NTM contracts would be what really swings things because that forces the dealers/MMs to have to hedge faster. \n\nBut also seems to be happening is these people are targeting longer dated expirations like the month end expirations . The further they go out, there would be more sellers like ETF funds and option writing strategies aka covered calls, banks. There’s an entire industry of option market deal, dealers that traders can target and buy from. \n\nTl;dr we are seeing the most manipulated market because of the market effects of momentum, mean reversion, pinning happening, almost on a five minute level |
| Hock Tan will reveal Sum Ting Wong |
| it was over Sunday. Now we just wait for Iran to offically give up. |
| Well this aged like milk |
| Iran surrendered. It's over.\n\nSPX 7000 tomorrow. |
Of course it isn't better than GCC - it was the first compiler produced via an AI. It was called "Claudes first compiler" and was used to compile the linux kernal. So it was at least feature complete enough to compile linux - which runs 70% of the internet.\n\n Building a C compiler with a team of parallel Claudes Anthropic is an AI safety and research company that's working to build reliable, interpretable, and steerable AI systems. www.anthropic.com |
| Hey buddy, looks like we could recover our puts without a loss 🙂 |
| Could have bought in the morning instead... |
| Just went full port shorting AVGO, need Hock Tan to dump this shit on the call |
| no shot |
| Note sure what you're talking about, but the MU dump had way more to do with Korea's margin unwind and market dump. They're huge into the memory trade given Samsung and SK. |
| i'm not sure about a but i'm sure about b |
| AVGO crush 💔 |
| Sitting down for dinner after finishing the final episode of Clone Wars |
| That dead cat do be bouncing tho |
| [Here's the /r/programming discussion thread](https://www.reddit.com/r/programming/comments/1qwzyu4/anthropic_built_a_c_compiler_using_a_team_of/)\n\nIt's not nearly as impressive as OP made it sound. |
| What did I miss? |
| Their next lineup is topless shirts, hold your tits |
| Bought puts. Holla |
| Well yeah, as they buy 10b, people cash out 10b it stays flat and people got to cash out a portion |
| Rock lobster |
| Strait of Hormel is too full of chili to be useful |
| 😘 |
| Iran surrendered. It's over. \n\nSPX 7000 tomorrow. \n\n(That's what people will be saying tonight) |
| Golden days for Dubai are long gone. |
| We'll be saved by the Balrog slayer once he turns bullish on crypto 😏 \n |
| Got some MSFT puts. Probably going to rollercoaster below 390 or my ass will be blown out |
| Axis of Evil shit |
| It's likely still range bound so your puts are probably fine. |
| Im praying it does |
| Sometimes I wish I had never discovered options. |
| Fuck. You had to say it. Management doesn't speak for 20 minutes yet. |
| Yeah no thanks. |
| Ww4 is a cyber war of lobster on lobster violence \n\n🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞 |
| Thank god, I was checking most semis to see if AVGO has reported |
| Kinda squeaky when you chew them, aren't they? |
| Lmao AVGO announces a 10b dollar share repurchase program and it stayed flat. |
| Why are people praying to Allah snackbar for u.s. casualties just to save their 🌈 🐻 ass? |
| no one's fucking with me lol\n\n"they're" (government, institutions) engineering a soft landing through the start of a major regional war instead of a market and US dollar crash, while all the usual signals are saying that things should be tanking\n\nin any case, oil is pumping now, so let the games begin... |
| how about iran war can happen but the us and market allies just get control of the strait of hormel? |
| Here with you. Aped in the short perpetual and got smoked. |
| AEO will be red by tomorrow morning randomly |
| You bought didn’t you |
| SPY is holding itself up well thanks to breakneck volume of 3 transactions per hour. |
| Earnings volatility never fails |
| Mid terms will be a thumping for GOP |
| please tell me I will break even on my DUOL investment someday 😔 |
| I will hold oil until my debts are paid |
| first time?\n\nt. NVDA calls baggie |
| Get it gurl |
| I do it to piss off woke cucks like you. |
| avgo cant pick a direction |
| The youngins at work think the +20% yearly returns on their 401k these past few years is the norm |
| Holding a single 682p overnight\n\nWanna buy the dip again tomorrow |
| Leveraged to the tits on margin I need Broadcom to smash please lord |
| we're all regards here no need to apologize |
| Whore moose 😂😂😂 |
| BULL CEO needs to come out with boobie tassels that spell "buyback" when he twirls them to save my calls |
| soon |
| Some stupid pathetic piece of shit said RGTI is a buy because the smartest person he knows works there\n\nCalling it a buy because of the smartest person he knows works there is like recommending a whore house because the most virginal girl he knows works there\n\nStupid dumb fuck |
| Actually happened to me today. Got Liq’d at daily high and went long after! 😀 |
| went from 300% up . to break even in 1 day. i was not on the right side of this |
| whats that |
| One tried. They sank it. |
| How are people pretending like the war is over... |
| went from 300% up . to break even in 1 day. i was not on the right side of this |
| happens |
| One of us one of us |
| Do you have a link to the compiler? Was it a toy or is it better than gcc? \n\nIf the code it produces is better than an engineer then there is a hiring problem lol \n\n |
| Today was unprecedented - what happens if we do it tomorrow. I bet some ber buys me new shoes |
| They have no feasible monetization plan, and essentially no IP protection for anything they create. |
| I mean you can’t predict when market choose theta gang |
| AVGO didn’t tank the market. Everything all Gucci for a massive bull run |
| Bers have no fucking conviction, they capitulate at the first sign of trouble |
| oh im retarded sorry |
| I’m with you OP, mostly just cuz I didn’t offload all my position to let 20% of it ride.\n\nAlso, cuz bers are fuk’d |
| The dumbass retarded memory/storage hit piece on retail they pushed out is retarded\n\nThey will never be able to satisfy the amount of data they will need to store for AI\n |
| We'll see. |
| With you – sick day |
| Joever, can’t take that back |
| Yep always been. Schwab sounds like real trader account. They wouldn't let street accounts like mine in |
| Oil ain’t hitting 110 brah |
| Most people tbh |
| Look at COIN |
| Or it doesn’t go anywhere and you both get fucked |
| i was joking, there's an insider with the same legal name as the the guy from drake and josh |
| bers shaking seeing SPY green AH |
| Same, same. |
| Man after hearing that round table \n\nI’m going long on nuclear energy . To implement more AI the bottleneck in The long term is using nuclear to scale energy at a better ratio . It’s the only way if mass adoption truly takes place , and as one of the few nations who have the ability to do such a thing it seems like a no brainer |
| Therefore it will tank |
| We have not moved since October. Kicking myself for not playing the theta game, instead I lost a fuckton of money on calls and puts. |
| wooosh |
| Bears in absolute disbelief |
| I don’t know what Webull needs to do to start going up |
| avGO FUCK YOURSELF |
| The Kurds are coming to save my puts |
| Lots of positive news about ASTS how long before Amazon takes a stake to challenges SpaceX |
| Bears destroyed again. It’s been brutal for Bears since yesterday’s open. 🟢 |
| Will see with 800-900 million users and still growing, all they'd have to do is just include ads on their free services and that will nearly quadruple their revenue. |
| You make Intel Grandson look like the smartest motherfucker on the planet. |
| My puts thesis’ confirmed. Thank you. |
| Safe from delta, not safe from the volatility crush |
| You already have a bet going - AVGO to 325.0 before 05-Mar-2026 04:07 PM -05 |
| !banbet |
| Same, was up 30% on the trade then the 10 point 1 minute candle fucked me, cut the trade at a 30% loss |
| Greenland #55 \n \nMexico (only the good parts) #56 |
| Bull put holders eating steak today |
| bols r fuukk soon |
| I think you're right. Plus vibe coders will prob make their own chips soon |
| lol, this is a push to get oil companies to drill Venezuela. OPEC said right before war started they’d start reducing production. 🥭 wants them to drill Venezuela and up&down west coast |
| Not sure, but they’re about to get some Green Beans Coffeeshops! IYKYK |
| Oil is the new bitcoin |
| Left the party to grind some solo xp and gear for a bit |
| dude i have no fucking clue who that is or what the company does |
| That's inconceivable |
| Bull wtf are you doing 🤡🤡🤡 |
| lol |
| Being the smartest person you know isn’t a very high bar |
| Who would you kill for that to happen. |
| It's enough for a succulent meal today. The price you pay to donate to the hood. Gotta support the troops |
| Sweet SPY dreams |
| We forgot about Greenland already???? |
| Apparently one did earlier today |
| ill never do options on earning again for this reason. I got burned on workday puts so fucking bad. Went to bed thinking i had a 5X coming to me and by open it was pumped. |
| WTF happened to AEO? Sydney Sweeney demands more |
| AVGO is VM-WAREING down my calls' theta.\n\nfml. |
| you buried the lede, joshua peck made an informative trade\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/266fwuvuk3ng1.png?width=551&format=png&auto=webp&s=576d76225352d6ddd9cf343f724d55e59ce8edcf |
| That how they work. All AI hallucinate, it's all they do. It's just that sometimes their hallucinations match reality, but "hallucinations" are a failure of reality to conform to the AIs methods of operation, not a failure of the AI. |
| See ya |
| Let the bf finish first |
| I’m just talking to Claude, and it’s the one writing all the code. On top of that, the layoffs. Need to learn a new skill. I’m so fucking done, fml. |
| Dude you could easily climb up, but you had to get that sweet balrog loot. |
| 💃💃💃🤣 |
| You forgot Greenland |
| Algo doesn't seem to know what to do with AVGO, will wait until tomorrow for institutions to decide |
| No it's not. Ppl bought apple cause they thought it made them look rich and upscale. Now they are launching an android equivalent laptop. They're gonna kill their brand value |
| He literally is |
| Wen WEN win? |
| The market was “stabalized” on a rumor while major indexes around the world are having circuit breakers. This green day was a gift for people that like put contracts. I’d much rather hold this put for a few months than participate in this bullshit market. |
| I've been playing with it a little bit recently and it's shocking at how good has become. It's outperforming most engineers / producing better code than most I've worked with before. And it's "instant" in a way.\n\nSoftware is very rapidly changing from a job of "how to write good systems" to "how to setup a set of AI agents to output the system". The value of writing "good code" has dropped drastically, and it will continue to. Leetcode is dead!\n\nThat C compiler anthropic produced was used to compile the linux kernel. That's a massive project that runs \~70% of the internet. |
| Where's Greenland buddy |
| Its ok oil you can spike if you want too, does anyone know if any ships have passed through the eye of a whore moose yet? |
| Bloomberg was talking about AVGO being a potential acquisition target for NFLX. I almost bought calls. So glad I didn’t. |
| Average down! |
| Dump. Just like NVDA. Numbers are anything but a super beat |
| LOL, BULL would be down 5% even if it beat EPS by like 3 |
| 🥭 bought a bunch of Netflix debt in Jan lol what a fuckin joke |
| It all makes sense |
| Hopefully GOP can carry |
| When we have a 10%+ down day this place going to go nuts. |
| Honestly might print.. |
| Nasdaq unchanged for 5 months |
| I wonder what real, market driven price action would look like? I guess I’ll never know |
| Maybe they'll say something on the earnings call.\n\n \nBut as I sit right now, my nearly ITM calls are safe. |
| No |
| u/stupidber is the brown eye of Sauron in this analogy |
| Yea |
| i think theres a bounce. got a few ewy calls. |
| Good start, 95.4% to go. |
| You are pennies away from thousands a day |
| Mmm, I need more leverage. Your right.\n"Give me a lever long enough and a fulcrum on which to place it, and I shall move the world."-achimedas and myself |
| Yes |
| It's a safe space... i bought some dumb puts today too |
| In line is not a beat |
| Dumbledore is a gay retard. |
| It just requires fewer people to make the current software. Can also mean more software done quicker. \n\nThere will still be jobs just the nature of the jobs changes to me more like a conductor of agents |
| So stock up on beans so I can create my own gas, got it. |
| Earnings and revenue are in line with estimates…meaning lookout below |
| US officials are a trash news source now lol |
| yep. i did\n\n |
| Avgo fuked stuk today lol they don't want to pay your calls or puts 😂😂😂 |
| Im making money still but its much more demanding and stressful. It requires doing the things I stated above. |
| have you tried having more money? |
| #Venezuela 51st state, Iran 52nd state, Cuba 53rd state and Canada 54th state LMAO🤌 |
| RIP beartard |
| Odd name for Air Defenses |
| no crying in casino |
| Koreans to dump another -25% today or nah lol |
| Going to bed now hope nothing crazy happens |
| I mean, it is a rock that doesn't do anything. |
| Bers don’t even want the market to go down. They just want to be gay and bang other Bers. |
| I got a good news for you my man! Both of them hit! Hit the ground 🤣 |
| You're probably in the "has money" category for advertisers |
| PUTS anyone 😅 |
| You already have a bet going - AVGO to 336.68145 before 05-Mar-2026 12:38 PM -05 |
| Trash news source |
| !banbet |
| as soon they started fighting. |
| i hate playing earnings. you cant settle your emotions if youre invested. one moment its up 2% and you relax. you check again an hour later, its down 5%. then next morning, its up 10%. market open, down -15%. |
| Maybe it will be a new soulless Dubai. |
| Bearhunter is Dumbledore and he’s pretty smart\n\nBut I am Gandalf and I’ve been sent back to lead us past the the evil 🌈 bers \n |
| theta wins even during earnings, thats insane |
| YA |
| You dont understand. Big oil has been waiting for this moment. The already corrupt market now has the ultimate catalyst - prediction markets. Now not only can they hike oil but rake in millions from people who think oil cant be over 110 a barrel. Bruh might wanna start hoarding gas just sayin |
| https://www.finra.org/investors/investing/investment-products/stocks/day-trading |
| Puts your sphincter, calls on medicated wipes |
| God I will kill for that to happen and stick into tommorow |
| Russia fighting against NATO and unable to kill a single NATO troop in 4 years. Yeah very serious comrade. LMAO |
| webull is profitable, who knew\n\n |
| Idk man the V ripped my dick off my body. There wasn't a lot of time to exit the put trade. |
| Yes not sure why it tailed off so badly last hour |