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Oh. Yeah. \n\nMy body is 100% ready for that.
Intel doesn’t need a war to drop. It’s doing that fine on its own.
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Guys what is QQQ
I'm sober at work and doing the same thing.
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gezzz MSTR up another 7% today after it miss last earnings, anyone else thinking of puts?
Sold my Mara to go allin on BB
Da fuk? I’ve been working out. Just realized market almost closed. Literally nothing has happened.
Stay golden bro
F
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Remember apes, SHORTS NEVER CLOSED\n\nMostly because we're waiting for sub $10 again to maximize our profits
> _"Intel already has over 20 billions invested in Israel and is going to put 25 billions more into Israel."_\n\nCitation needed
He's a genius ![img](emote|t5_2th52|27421)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|table_flip)
It's also 4 times more expensive than the average product they sell.
Dimon Hands 💎🙌
I can't believe that this market gave us a shot to slam 0DTE QQQ calls at 453 with NVDA earnings coming up. Holy fuck this market is the gift that just keeps on giving.
Spy 535 tomorrow
They’ll scale it out of Europe,Canada, US people soon enough
Like Dimin isn’t going to announce he is going to sit on BOD. Pulling a Jeff Amazon.
u/Financial-Ad-6390 this is the guy
Not today man. This week
I can't read so I'm in!!
Zoom is for trendy startups.
if you can buy a t-shirt for $65 that is still like new after 10 years I'd call that worth it tbh
STFU you do not know what we been thru 🥹
Whoever told me to buy MARA calls thanks, Robinhood gonna figure out I didn’t have that money in the account but I doubled it so it’s fine ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)
Perhaps.
Not as amazing as watching his supporters just shrug their shoulders at this obvious sleazy, underhanded swindle. What's going on here should be illegal.
https://preview.redd.it/szarpyoqum1d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=80834395441822aa17c5b7614017ee7e53337896
Compared to what?
Cool story bro. I’ll check back tomorrow ok thanks.
OP do you got a fat boner from this?
Now this… this makes sense
Why are TSLA investors so mean and angry all the time?
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I feel like shrek boutta have his way with my anoos
long XLK then
SPY TOUCH 540 BY 4:00 PLS
its probably not $0.40 per shirt but its definitely not $10 per shirt either.\n\nif I had to really actually put a genuine guess on what underarmour pays for the production cost of child-made shirts, I would guess maybe $3.
Calls on $ZM?
I'd take tweakers over the MS13 asshats I have next door. two drive-bys in the last year, a dog mauling, a drug raid and whatever family fights they have going on. They have 11 people living in a home made for about 4-5. \n\n \nREAL shitty neighbors in a otherwise great neighborhood.
Will Meade
Beta Blockers for sure if you have no experience with benzodiazepines like Xanax. Xanax is habit forming and can lead to addiction while beta blockers are totally safe and available easily through telehealth companies
Dimon single handedly killing bank stocks
War is bad for business; potential destruction of physical assets, decreased productivity, and interruption of cash flow all impact the bottom line. Intel dropping like a rocket, woosh.
🥰🤭
VFS is gonna go back to $100
# QQQ WITH ANOTHER MASSIVE NEW ALL TIME HIGH CLOSE\n\n# CONGRATULATIONS TO ALL BULLS
If I passed 8th grade why would I be here?
Jesus what is that turbo pump in the fakemonies
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Wow I might actually end the day as flat as spy. Hasn’t happened in a while
Nice detective work you've done here, buying
It’s because of theft. The employees will steal food and liquor. Facts.
penny stock. It's barely above $6 and that's only because it pumped today.
What's going on with eth
You beautiful bastard
![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)
Thanks for reinforcing my decision to buy puts earlier
The spicy chicken sandwiches must flow
So if the main thing for this hyper bull earnings is a stock split what will happen if it's not announced
I am but the market says "we flat today"
I exited Nvidia, it is not worth it. Very expensive and it will remain flat
wtf is going with corn
Okay so etrade is absolutely omega dogshit garbage ass crack terrible worst trading platform out there. IKBR funded my account instantly.
Wow *ethereum* ripping. I was right but only had 40k worth
Because I don't guess, I buy when I'm 90% or more certain about something. That's why my account is up 1,000% more than yours over the course of the last 2 - 3 years. I would guess there's a 60% chance $JPM opens lower than it closes today and a 70% chance by 10 AM tomorrow it's lower than it closes today. Will I buy on those odds? No
![img](emote|t5_2th52|4259)
Heh..
This is a.lot of words to say so little
https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/s/RblQOLeunB
Big day Thursday, we all ready?
https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/s/RblQOLeunB
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I would like to see this power hour with my own eyes.
Penny stocks are for poor losers.
Just Blazeeeee
10 bucks LMAO you're funny bro
That’s two of you now, think you guys might be on to something
S&p yes wil it be much higher then this come on poor guys step in the stock market long
I’m hammered on the beach making horrible trading decisions
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Guys go buy puts because I’m buying calls ![img](emote|t5_2th52|27421)
XLF just wiped out 4 days worth of gains today and every single cent of that is going straight into tech. It's going to be an absolutely massive big tech summer. Don't get left out.
1bonk = 1bonk
When the best thing you offer is a cheddar bisquit, you can’t survive.
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they're balls deep in dell's ass rn
Where the goddamn FUCK is the earnings thread?!
Debit spreads
I almost sold my SPY puts for a quick $500 profit on that last big dump, but I'm holding as I think it will break a bit lower. Or it could literally rip up to 550 just to fuck with me ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯
Perhaps it is best to leave the task of fooling oneself to me.
And looks like the majority of the insider activity recently was on 5/17 too…interesting.\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/w7u872n4um1d1.png?width=827&format=png&auto=webp&s=a6836fec4f0998b032dcc87b16480c3b870627be
Vinfast? Sounds like a cheap liquor, not a serious investment.
a shitload of corn shorts just got wasted
Fuck did they get expensive. $115 for me and my wife. Even let her boyfriend at home.
Sam Altmans OKLO company has forced me to do gay things for money ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)
Would be helpful to provide a link:\n\n>
Instructure Holdings Stock Jumps On Report Thoma Bravo Is Exploring Sale: The Details - Instructure Hldgs (NYSE:INST)
Instructure shares are moving higher Monday following reports suggesting Thoma Bravo is exploring a sale of the education technology company.
(https://www.benzinga.com/news/24/05/38923612/instructure-holdings-stock-jumps-on-report-thoma-bravo-is-exploring-sale-the-details)
And……. Theta FK all the contracts today ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)
Instead of betting on which designer will design the best advanced chips, bet on the company that actually makes the chips—TSM. No matter if a competitor gains on NVDA with the most advanced tech or not, they’ll be going to TSM to produce.
BTC 🌽\n\n🚫 - no off button for buys\n\n🚫 - nobody that held for 4+ years has been in the red\n\nYep must be fake I'm gonna keep my savings in cash guaranteed to lose value to inflation 🤡
Potential misinterpretation of CHIPS Act
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lol did they really push earnings back?
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U don’t understand how to become a millionaire. U think millionaires suppose to show off. I don’t and I’m so happy and love life. Ur the stupid one that lost everything and who listens to some looser who lost everything gambling on instagram or anywhere. U said it urself that ur s looser so shut ur uneducated brain.\nDumb shit.
If tsla could go up 26% this week that would be life changing money ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4640)
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Don’t tell me those BBgards were right all along
VFS Elon who??
Can somebody link me the upcoming earnings\n\nI'm useless
This is a good little dip. The news is an overreaction and the stock will bounce. You don’t have any open positions so clearly you don’t have the balls to back up what you’re saying.
why would you have nflx puts?
POWER FUCKING HOUR HEEEEAAAAAVVVVVEEEEEE REGARDS HEEEEEEAAAAAVVVVEEEEEEE
feel like ima get rugged but i\nBought 52.5 and 55
This is a good example. Similar accident. Just change KGB by Mossad and done.✅
It’s ok, I took HIMS.
He has spoken
Long term outlook wise yeah NVDA is going to do fantastic\n\nBut chart looks kinda top heavy like it might dip to $700’s imo but it has regard strength so hard to tell
Apes last night ![img](emote|t5_2th52|8882)\n\nVs Apes right now ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)
Bitcoin at 69,000 lolz
Thanks for the new bag Kitty ![img](emote|t5_2th52|8883)
Everyone just waiting for BTC to hit 69,420....
Ah yes, another seer on Reddit.
CORN SHREKKKKK
damn mstr\n\nwonder if shorts r fucked here
You get basically $100 per option for every dollar it is below the buyout price. In your example of a $10 difference you'd get $1000 per call option you had. \n\nThe real risk aside from no buyout is buying one that is priced above the buyout price. Someone else in this thread bought a bunch of the $65 calls and that's....realllllly risky.
Tbh a earnings drop is bullish long term as the market makers would just lower their expectations the next earnings making it easier for a beat .
Where the fuck is the earnings thread?
🤡🤡🤡 👈 they are
Yeah, none of this stuff is made fresh. Comanufactures make individual items and sell them to a Sysco-like business who shelf stocks them for local franchise owners.\n\nI work in food manufacturing, lots of our restaurant stuff is developed with the corporate R&D folks but it’s all sold to a middleman
Stupid low volume creates weak resistance. Now you know how bears felt the last three weeks.
Fucking BB
Trading is dumb anyway
The top is SPY 545 ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4275)
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Why not sell while it's up and then buy back in at the inevitable dip that seems to come after every pump of this stock?
Would you rather have a FD Nvidia Put or a chipotle chicken burrito with guacamole (no double meat)?
I say enough consolidation. Ready for the 540 leg up?
How TF can this POS still be holding $20????
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Threw $1k into PANW $340c FD’s yolo
Needs more HIMS
all calls in port. planning my Hawaiian vacation already
Who cares! Go f yourself 🙂 stupid ass
want u to lose everything but I can respect the balls at display here
Just watched MSOX evaporate 25% and I don’t even care anymore, I’m buying more
This BUUUT, also there is zero negative catalyst at the moment. People aren't on margin, people aren't heavily invested in stocks, the economy is trending in a great direction, inflation doesn't seem like it's going down, unemployment is low, and interest rates will soon go down. \nWe're like a year away from a crash in my uninformed opinion.
Yesssss. This!! Too many chicken shits in here today.
Smart man (or woman, or them, or whatever you call yourself
I wanna load puts on this ATH but I think we still got a bit to go for the top
One of us will lose ![img](emote|t5_2th52|8883)
Let’s say you have a gf and she breaks up with you. That hurts right.\n\nNow let’s say you had the chance to have a threesome with 2 hot supermodels but you passed out because you drank too much. Now this one will haunt you for life.
Fuckin boomer shit
Nice, I like the cut of their jib.
lol haha you are funny, I don’t care about you or your losses I’m just saying 1 hour charging phone is silly
Facts
Weight watchers has been selling ozempic for close to a year now. Maybe longer. They jumped and many other weight loss companies jumped on the GLP-1 train awhile ago.
Why is my opinion shitty? All I said is there's a decent chance it opens lower than it closes today. If you think that's a shitty opinion you're way too emotionally invested in your position lmao
Bears been calling the top since 4800….😭😭
$200 and the quarterly
🌽
Oh you know just draggin these bullnuts all across the floor everywhere i go
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You needs to get checked for them STDs then
!banbet NVDA 800 3d
my aunt came over with her tarot cards.... she said that when u print money the cost of everything goes up while actual value remains the same. she is so crazy.... I told her u don't know what ur talking about. Not even the grand wizard nancy herself can see market forces like that but I checked the chicken bones and tea leaves myself.... she may be right.
Yep. Treasury secretary appointment first tho.
If I read it here and then go buy some shares and calls, does that mean I am getting in early?
😹
This fucker SPY can’t even keep a hard on for 5 fucking minutes
Aladeen market
BTFD been printing. Too many waiting on a market selloff
I feel obligated to stick around and help them keep score. So far I can confirm they’ve both cheated at least once this weekend.
AMD solid sympathy play for NVDA , already moving on Microsoft news and will pump if NVDA does after earnings.
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You’re entitled to your shitty little opinion. I’ll leave it at that.
COIN flying
!banbet NVDA 5% 5d
Bought an FD Nvidia PUT. It’s up 16 bucks. Keep or sell?
Ha know wonder your wife left you and your driving a fucking RAV4!!! Mr millionaire 🤣🤣🤣. I replaced that girl instantly. You should join my other post for guys who need advice getting some 🤡. You’re the LOSER. Imagine getting women in a fucking RAV4 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I’m dead
Die AMC die
Godspeed
Power of wsb is much stronger than I realize. Cashed out half and leave half there for the fun.
Realized +50% profits on JPM puts. Will probably be boring and buy NVDL shares tomorrow instead of options.
Fair. I’m now at about 15% after adding more options. Feeing pretty good about my 9.60 avg stock price though. That’s been sitting around a solid support for a while and I’ve got limit sell orders in. ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4275)
Try adding in a short option to reduce cost basis. If your looking to play upside look at 990/1000 verticals. Buy the 990 sell the 1000
ZIM calls\n\nMoses himself parted the Red Sea for them to expedite delivery
Bought 10 ZIM 25c
wtf is this volume
#### Any *other* 🤡's in here **working late**?
I’m in 10 50$ June calls
Easy money NVIDIA ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)
Not for a hyped up company right before highly anticipated earnings:\n\nImplied Volatility 54.24% \n\nHistorical Volatility 53.75%\n\nIV Percentile 72%\n\nIV Rank 61.40%
Not selling until $200k LFG. Holding since 2012 lol (have sold plenty over the years just not selling what’s left)
Stop being a poor and get out of that neighborhood
dimon running for prez in 2028 or 2032? feels like non zero chance wdyt
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BarbellPadawan may be onto something; he did remember to superscript the "oe" in "gaoe"!
!banbet QQQ 444 4d
Post gainz screenshot plz
Because funny ticker name
Shutup, pussies.
don't buy, iv crash.
I see only upside
I’m guessing NVDA beats but still sells off. Market is super gæ.
Maybe just NVDX for upside and NVDS for downside.
200 ready!\n\nhttps://i.imgur.com/xoxCvaZ.jpeg
Lol. Wrong. I don’t even touch my investment bcs I make too much money from my job. I speak 5 languages, I have a great degree, I’m a Sommelier as well u probably don’t know these things. Meanwhile ur English isn’t good enough from ur writing and u also a looser and u will always going to be a looser . No wonder why ur girl left you. Also, I’ve been to half of the planet and live in a lot of places and that’s why I speak many languages. Keep losing looooooser!!!
May the most regarded trader win
# ZIM COLS OR POOTS?
HIMS to 100 bucks a share
Murica SPY rally going into memorial weekend. Gotta keep the beehive happy
DIS puts
Why is red illegal?
Relevant industry. Solid, non-polarizing company. Great sleuthing. Where am I?
Dang guess I gotta sell them
Well I guess at least you used some sort of stop loss…being this regarded I’d think you’d be at 0
Is this an entry signal for Target
What’s $69k?
You meant backyard trashcan familly sceptic tank raised shrimp and tilapia in Asia right ? \n\ni gross everytime i see people munching on "big ass shrimp " one big ass is what fed them and the other big ass is the person munchin on it . . .
Well since you want to be like that, the coating used in those containers are made up of similar endocrine disrupting chemicals
Could just mean lack of sellers
What's the best way to play NVDA earnings since calls are stupid expensive? The cheapest call I can afford is like a $1050 for the week...which is probably still possible if they hit earnings tbh.
Lol. Regard spotted. You don't understand technology. That's fine but you should pipe down with your status quo enabling idiocy.
I use it for anxiety it’s great. And my BP is lower so win win.
Sounds like a bunch of malarkey to me.
BA to 200 soon
Agree
The weak need not apply.
This article right here is all the bear case I need:\n\n*
Nvidia will 'clearly beat expectations': Analyst on earnings
Nvidia (NVDA) is set to post its first-quarter earnings for the fiscal 2025 year this Tuesday, May 22. Many on Wall Street will have their eyes set on the chip-...
(https://finance.yahoo.com/video/nvidia-clearly-beat-expectations-analyst-135300824.html)\n\n \nThe most _"Priced In"_ event ever.
# CONGRATULATIONS TO ALL DIP BUYERS
Everyone is a genius in a bull market, that includes me
I hate it here .. see you tomorrow
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Woof woof
Which strike and date ?
The post that mentioned insulin pumps was lying to protect the companies identity. These people actually work for a breast pump company, not an insulin pump company you morans.
Up .72% is parabolic? Get a dictionary.
I can’t imagine looking at this market and thinking to myself “what a great time to buy”
Yeah dog, don't agree with any of your "bearish" points, not a single one.
$69,000 baby. Next stop: ALL TIME HIGH 🌽💰🍿📈🦅
Chipotle Grease Bin, we look down on you Wendy's dumpster peasants.
Sometimes bulls are just right. Rowing upstream isn’t always a great idea.\n\nLook at the last 20 years of AAPL
I think its possible. The odds are likely against me but for the a 10x return, I only need to be right 1 out of every 9 trades to be profitable over time. I keep my positions small especially on something like this. If I lose, I wont even blink an eye and ill be happy I stepped up for the opportunity
Thanks for the advice 🐱I sold and now the IV is going down. Good timing, I wish I sold at 1.50 though
META doing fuckall today like it’s been last few trading sessions, why am I being punished for believing in the zuckerberg corporation ![img](emote|t5_2th52|27421)
Any chance MSFT goes down on an AI DEV show day?
![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|thinking_face_hmm)
Or at least get a free consultation from Hims!
Didn’t do full port but yes I bought the dip.
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# QQQ PARABOLIC!!!!!
You also gave me 200% gains. Not even upset that if I held past opening it would have been more
SPY please take a honey pack!!
looking like today gonna be the lowest volume trading day of the year. lame
Very interesting. Did he know something abiut the helicopter crash of the Iranian president before hand?
It doesn't matter if I'm wrong or not because I'm not holding a position. You're the only one who's holding a position. And buying calls because "Oh Jamie Dimon says his stock price is too high and this is an overreaction so it MUST bounce tomorrow" is completely idiotic. Sure it could happen but it's a shitty bet
He has too much money for being that dumb
hey dont be mean, npcs cant imagine things
Bro. The EV dream of all these plucky EV startsups changing the world is dead: they're dropping like flies. Fisker, Polestar, Lucid, Nikola, Vinfast, and possibly Rivian are shitting the bed. Even Tesla and domestic EV sales are slumping. It's the last dying gasp of trying to dump inventory for a quick quarterly boost.\n\nIf you want to set your money on fire for no reason, just give it to me so I can buy cocaine and hookers, you can watch if you'd like: it'd still be better value than investing in a stock going up in flames.
The current system being broken or not, we can all agree that crypto simply cannot be a solution.
I have meta calls and Netflix puts lmao what a terrible day
you don't want to know
Calls on birth rate
Uh oh. My neighbors, Methaniel and Methany Tweakerson, are fighting over who cheats the most again. They always do this when they’ve been awake since Thursday…
I don’t give a fuck what WSB thinks of BTC or internet money. I’ve doubled my money and I want more
Thank you
Fomo
SPY rising 20% every year is the new normal
Ah, so like Prigozhin who was clearly depressed about all the trouble he'd caused in Russia.
Nice move to $8 🚀
I never understood the fascination with flaccid penis sizes. That's like caring about the feel of a dry vagina.
Top confirmed
You should
no for real though, what happened to that bb guy?
In on ZIM and HIMS
this is unironically one of the worst position screenshots I’ve seen in a long time
What % of your account? I wouldnt do more than 10% at the maximum because nothing is certain.
I bought puts, so you're welcome
Sell. You really should never hold options through earnings and especially not short dated way otm ones. Those have no chance.
You crazy regard…..I’m in
That's the one. Thanks dude.
Rug pull brings riches
Put debit? You're calculating a 14%+ dip?
Why
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Jaywalking? more people we gotta run over so oil demand gonna rise, raise price.
The original post about the fat loss pill: https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/s/nHe2eoMYLm
Microsoft Build: AI day tomorrow SPY, QQQ, NVIDIA gonna ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)![img](emote|t5_2th52|8883)
Why can't you tell knock knock jokes to a dog?\n\nKnock knock\n\nDog:
Not bad. Beats stuffing the mattress and burning it all when you pass out with a lit cig (true story of one acquaintance)
Wrong way TGT
I’ve been adding in for the last couple weeks. It’s looking good, especially after breaking the trend today. Here’s hoping
https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/s/nHe2eoMYLm
The low volume is bullish af - even the naysayers are secretly hoping for a better buy-in price
Calls.
1. Trailing P/E is a pretty rough argument to lean on when the whole basis is forward earnings. Investments are forward looking\n\n2. Hyperscaler capex says otherwise \n\n3. AMD isn’t anywhere close to snapping at their heels\n\n4. It doesn’t even seem like you have a point to make other than the fact that supply chain issues generally can happen (duh). Their supply issues are actually alleviating and lead times are down. Even if they weren’t, the market loves to hear that they can’t meet demand despite massive sales figures.\n\n5. Macro environment is not going to be a major factor for Nvidia earnings… They aren’t releasing at a notable time on the economic calendar. This week is basically all about them.\n\n6. This isn’t even true. Execs like Huang haven’t sold at all recently. Even if this wasn’t patently false, insider selling rarely correlates to anything\n\nConclusion: there’s nothing insightful about your post. The only real risk to Nvidia’s stock price is that revenue and guidance fail to meet lofty buyside expectations (~10% beat on street consensus).\n\nThere is a case to be made that they’ll fail to meet that benchmark due to a temporary sales slowdown with customers waiting until Blackwell, concurrent with H100 pricing going down. That’s about it and it hasn’t been substantiated anywhere that I’ve seen. H200 and other products continue to ramp, so it will probably be another strong quarter (which may still not be enough for a price boost)
I did. 200k in shares.
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Maybe not crash but it’s definitely coming down after the day it’s had today
Microsoft AI dev day tomorrow what u talking about
Give me 528
Bro same
10 year had a nice drop last week on the inflation data but really floated back up.
I’m gonna need 🕵️ to stop being 🌈
Zoom calls or puts?
I think I'm going back to trading after a month-long rest from it. The day after tomorrow I'll be balls deep in NVDA calls
Why crash?
I perfer my money buried in mason jars in the back yard like it’s 1935
How did Wellbutrin prevent orgasms for you? That's what I switched to after trying and quitting celexa and it's been great. It's literally known for being an anti-depressant that DOESN'T cause sexual dysfunction.
how could Jaime do this to me
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Well, I remember a sexy girl asked for my phone number last yesr, but that was in a casino so I gtfoh ASAP ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271) ![img](emote|t5_2th52|31226)
Spoiler Alert ⚠️ Tomorrow isn't going to move SPY either
Balls deep what?
I read this and bought $60c 6/2's, up 35% already feeling good about this one
Bought some calls put a limit sell, thinking there’s no way they would sell. Forgot about limit sell, have no calls.
no more spy 0dte plays, 1dte to sell by 4:15 only
The price of those options are crazy. I'm staying out of it.
Low
I just think you are wrong flat out, but we won’t know till tomorrow.
Are RL puts the move or no
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##3:30 rolls around, HOOD sells everyones 0DTE, SPY flies upward. A tale as old as time
Thanks Eddie!
he's the smartest man in the room
I'm not surprised, that stock never had a chance.
# POWER HOUR!!\n\n# 530 SUPPORT TO STRONG!!
Does NVDA affect SMCI?
yes you will it is called gambling addiction recovery
imagine what a simple sp500 index fund would have done for ya with way less effort
Thought CELH is done at 90, I sold covered calls, Mf kept mooning ![img](emote|t5_2th52|31225)
thanks for the reminder, i need to grab some too\n\n \ngotta say ... i'm addicted to that new boba drink
Yk what SMCI, fuck you too
Lol he's so scared of crypto. It'll be nice to do away with that desperation to preserve the status quo of paying extra for unnecessary middlemen like JPM. \n\nAnyone who hates on crypto is regarded. The current system is broken
"try gold"\n\nLooks like this picture is trying to tell you something 🙂 Maybe invest the pocket change you got left in real gold instead of gamble it all away.
You should. I got in riot at 9.25$  who cares about crypto this or that we are here to make money
Just been sitting here wondering what feels off about this market and I think you nailed it
What's the wsb consensus for zm?
Soo, whats your next play?
What's the play for PANW?
just glad NVDA has been holding all day $$$
Yes it’s literally people here pumping IV
going balls deep if we close red
Was it mine?
So DJT is going to push earnings back "another two weeks" until after the election?
Do it
That's what I thought last week
puts all day baby!
To answer your question, no.
#lmao bers really thot
I wouldn't bet on the poor being able to afford a vehicle, temporary sale or not.
RSI?
Ive got Snow calls because panw isnt very liquid and it will move whichever way panw moves
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This bitch has not moved in 6 hours. Theta gang doing the dr. Evil laugh today.
Their quality has gone down drastically! I had a pair of UA shoes and shorts that I bought in 2017 and lasted until 2022 then i replaced them with newer UA and the material was crap, the shoes ripped mid 2023.
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Peasants, the lot of them.
Thanks, OP!
what’s your go to spirit drink, SMCI cock blocked me today
I regret selling my calls last Friday. Would have been a 10 bagger
Me asf
I saw your post right after I saw some posts about headlines saying HIMS was tanking for supporting Palestine.\n\nReddit is pretty funny. \n\nCongratulations.
Jamie is kinda regarded how he getting paid so much to say regarded stuff ?
please talk me out of full porting on JPM calls, it has to recover at least a little bit
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Spy pls run to 540 by eod that’s all i ask
Yeah lol. Guys clearly desperate to maintain the status quo of paying extra for unnecessary middlemen
🅱️🅱️![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)
I've lived in a pen, a pig pen one might say.
need another +$3 on QQQ by EOD tomorrow
My 65s are already up like 500%
Well the RSI is getting a lil tight, I wouldn’t count on the IV holding the price of those calls now, might not be a bad idea to sell and buy back in at one point. I mean OP gave us a 1month timeframe no?
I'm long NVDA so I'm not going to wish you luck, but I think you're really going to need it. Price target is >$1000. And when a company says stuff about not being able to make chips fast enough and having to auction them off at their annual meeting, it's probably not great to bet against that.
what the hell. too many "coincidence" info, going in
10% compounded daily/weekly can turn 100$ in to a lot of fucking money very fast.
Okay, that is the risk I was thinking of. Seems like just buying shares would be the better choice to eliminate the risk... what is the upside of buying calls, in terms of the acquisition...?\n\n \nEDIT: For instance, if you had a $60 Call and it gets acquired for $70 per share, would you get 100 x ($70 - $60) or just $10 for the Call?
Stocks only go up. Helicopters only go down.
bol praying for spy to casually go up six dollars in the next 22 minutes
You forgot Jensen
Lulu
That fukr is manipulating the market big time to pump their calls. Should be illegal somehow.
That's why I like tall chicks.
are you pumping and dumping? You really in puts????
Probably only tight range until nvda earnings, then we will get some movement
Anyone playing panw? Calls or puts
![img](emote|t5_2th52|27189)
I do recall seeing it somewhere last week, but I can't remember where. Didn't take it seriously though. Maybe it was on the earnings thread?
It should be named Dumb Money
search smegma images
Okay, I hate crypto as much as the next guy, but like, remember when everyone said it was gonna rally off etf news, then it kinda did but no all time highs, and it’s been bouncing sideways for months, even after some of their approvals. Now next round of approvals is coming up. Can someone tell me why I shouldn’t go in on more RIOT/MARA calls?
My ass set a 20% sale order L
Already up 200 dollars 😭😭🙏🙏🙏
Which one would you recommend for presentations then? Xanax or beta blockers?
I'll be finished with the HIMs guy in a few minutes. Apparently his weight loss product was compounded by AI, but it stinks.
I'm in, 10 shares @48.26$
Eh, not at this level ill pass. I thought about hedging myself with a call debit spread like 990/1000 but im fairly confident its going down no matter how they report.
That’s like 1.5 inches bigger than mine
Well aged fromunder cheese
I just used hims branded beta blockers, the actual drug is Propranolol
need some POWER hour action rn
Just remember: bezos, musk, buffet or bust.
Already bought ![img](emote|t5_2th52|8883)
Well qqq is mostly tech, so a more volatile ETF. If NVDA earnings are ass, watch the qqq fall exponentially faster than the SPY
SPY IT’S POWER HOUR COME ON ![img](emote|t5_2th52|27421)![img](emote|t5_2th52|27421)![img](emote|t5_2th52|27421)![img](emote|t5_2th52|27421)
ehh went with itm meta calls today, should be pretty safe
My Chase checking interest produced better gains
It'd be great if the Q's followed SPY ![img](emote|t5_2th52|27421)
Yours doesn’t go all the way inside you sometimes? Not that mine does. Asking for a friend.
Netflix crash tomorrow is going to hit like crack
boy do I have a company for you
No. That’s big tbh.
You're clearly a regard. No point arguing with stupid
Im playing both sides to lose twice as quickly. I bought the dip on JPM. Didn’t hear Dimon was retiring. Oopsies.
thanks. I hate this mf man.
"...Carla was the prom queen."
Hims gonna $25 AH
Wouldn’t want them making money with that info
What you think about my 6/7 800 puts on Nvidia.\n\nI want to sell today, down $1200
i mean paying these inflated options prices at least if hes wrong the chance of him being wrong all the way to september aren't as great. Also he wont be crushed by theta if hes wrong. Lets be real at these options prices NVDA is totally high stakes gambling.
My flaccid penis size is just 2 inches. Is this normal?
DIMON U SON OF A BITCH SHUT YO HOE ASS UP AND MAKE SOME DRUMS
Bears in SHAMBLES Bulls in RIVIANS
I see Spy posts all day long. I’m so glad I’ve put more in the Q’s
![img](emote|t5_2th52|8883)
There's a good chance it opens down tomorrow and even if it bounces at open you're screwed for buying today
“I am so horny for HOOD” is what tipped me off
Im here to make money not glorify losses and blowing up accounts like 99% of this sub
Okay, true... but wouldn't just buying normal stocks be a better choice to remove the risk of them being OTM at the time of the acquisition?
NVDL if you’re worth your weight in salt
NVIDIA gonna leave everyone behind it’s so ahead ![img](emote|t5_2th52|8883)
which one
![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)
Bulls that didn’t take profit show yourself
![img](emote|t5_2th52|29637)
Which one of you smells like ball cheese and diluted Jack Daniel’s
They shut the one down near me as well
If you knew how much 10% was you’d call me a lame ferret and spit on my face
Shrimp can cause bankruptcy, that's a lot of shrimps!
My spreads are just munching away at theta these days
Same wang different tang.
High IV on $ZIM makes sense right now with rumors of their dividend returning. Do you guys think it’s gonna happen?
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Yep. I'm not selling. I have a hunch this acquisition is legit. If it isn't all I lose is 1k USD which sucks but it isn't awful.
OKLO: how low can it go? Seriously, I'm trying to figure out what a reasonable entry point would be for catching this poop knife.
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time to mass dump AMC before closing bell
SPY is going to move. The direction is all up to NVDA though.
over 1m volume on a stock worth $25 is less overall capital then 100k volume on a stock worth $400-$950 (meta/msft to nvda) you dumb ape lmao
Give me a brand name for these pills?
In
Taco Bell cleaning crew chief on the line for you right now.
okay fine 545
NVDL for real degenerates
$HD is just absolutely fucked, it appears. \nDown back to $10 all over again. End of homes.
Its just one more day silly.
This dip will get bought like all the other ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)
Switch to a cash account or dont be poor and get 25k
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Imagine Hodling a stock for 2 years, and finally having the opportunity to triple your investment. But you were too greedy to sell and keep waiting for the MoAsS.
I need spy to end green to continue my streak
Get this shit the fuck outta here
dimon retirement timeline updated, dimon FUD about global economy, dimon FUD about share buybacks at this level.
I legitimately still have the ColdGear Thermal leggings and long-sleeve I bought in 2007. They're incredible.
I literally just open them up to look at the graphs and then turn around and order on my big boy brokerage 😀
Spy is a better name. QQQ is just the same letter three times. That's not a name. Initials at best.
How could you blow it if you already bought your options before posting?
🅱️ower Hour or 🅱️our Hour 😤🤔
![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)I guess I should’ve went more OTM holy shit. This sub amazing when it comes to low profile DD, all u had to do it’s just get in early.
Do it
Jamie Dimon is apparently retiring soon
would actually be bullish with red into close here
Why are you even here if not to go full regard
Now double it and give it to the next Hedge Fund
wish I can sell covered calls on FBTC. yeah BITO exists but lazy to liquidate
\nNobody cares\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/vkcaxzr4qm1d1.png?width=799&format=png&auto=webp&s=4e07b2117195d9c11e68ee365e0fcc021ad6185a
down only with no relief pump is nasty work
Based on my crayon charts it’s +200%
SPY is crucifying options buyers on both sides this month
I’m conflicted, I really want to be bullish on Spy this week but today was kinda limp dick and I feel like MMs are really going to try to fuck all the calls… ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4640) 532c tmr anyways
Long John Silvers
wow who hurt JPM today, what’d I miss?
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Way ahead of ya
Bought calls with unsettled cash, this better not dump in the next two days. Already up 15%.
Learn to take profits bro. If you are nervous about a position its a sign you are over extended. Never bet more than you can stomach losing. If you are good enough and not lucky you will compound your returns. If you are lucky, well eventually it runs out and you WILL blow up.
I’m imagining old people on rascals doing crimes.
The fuck is wrong with SPY? I just caught it eating paint chips again for the 4th time today.
We are very close to the top. Only another +50% and we are there.
Why NFLX up?
SPY puts ready to print
Yesh.\nI will set up a paypal account in the Caymans to accept all the monies.
Probably CUK
Missed this. Why didn't you @ me?
Breaking News: Charles Liang renames SMCI to Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated
I would then make money, so the chances of this being correct are actually 0%.
We’ll check back tomorrow. Jamie is always doom and gloom.
I haven’t seen a red lobster in over a decade. I remember one being in my city as a kid. It didn’t last long. Hard to compete in New England.
only if you can get it up to a DD
long or wrong ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)
Is there any company earnings that effects meta after close?
You are NOT a millionaire 😂. Any high schooler with an average knowledge of investing knows you have to pay 40% on capital gains over $400,000. And you should have known that instantly but instead said “you can live off of $900,000 in Thailand” dumbest shit I ever heard in my life. And I can guarantee I’m still doing better than you while I’m taking trips to Maldives and your over here whacking off to my instagram 🤡\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/d1lmpegupm1d1.jpeg?width=2062&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6b158a7d73ebd4144876298a9cdee2b84bbbb1d3
It’s win-win. A clean break, and no money for her to take.
They send me ED pills. Now I am Long.
go back
He wasn’t Irani, he was *Persian* ![img](emote|t5_2th52|27421)![img](emote|t5_2th52|27421)![img](emote|t5_2th52|27421)
QQQ being up 6x more than SPY is so funny. Why would anybody buy SPY calls instead of QQQ calls?
Whoops.\n\nIs this sour hour today?
JPM is not for the Dimon hands ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)
when?
540 EOD it's so obvious
MARA nhod after nhod
Sub bullish on MARA ![img](emote|t5_2th52|18632)tomorrow it is just to wipe out your calls![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)
SHE SHOW ME THAT ASTS TILL I LEVERAGE
I hope for their sake that “apes together strong” when they all in divorce court for ruinous losses
*SPX opens at 6000* ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4275)
Hims
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It will probably stay between 850-900 and ill lose. But with those kinda returns I cant not play this one
PUMP HOOD, PUUUUUMP ![img](emote|t5_2th52|27421)![img](emote|t5_2th52|27421)![img](emote|t5_2th52|27421)
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Who else a member of silver gang?
2030 might be early for 100$ but I’m in it with you
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#Total trash couldn’t even punch a new ath
I said “bitch that’s a mistake”
because that shit always drops after every rally
Appreciate the down push. Going to buy in on the crash in anticipation of how in demand the 5x series will be
We going red again?
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How the fuck do you fumble Steph Fucking Curry?!\n\nThe #1 basketball jersey seller for a decade, and you can’t make billions off the man who changed basketball? \n\nTheir entire team from production to marketing should be shot into the fucking sun.
Great way to make a living with 30% up this year alone on indexes
Yesnt
He said he may retire in 5 years. Like he’s been saying for the last 10 years and never doing it
maybe worry about consumer. don't see any other obvious issue, because fundamentals are in an upswing.
Is there some point in time when people *weren't* bullish on NVDA?
What's weighing down the Dow?
You should do 10% not full port. Never go full regard.
I's waiting for it since 2023
Power hour almost here. We up or down?
Today is going to be pretty flat.
lots of boycott talk, idk
Ima sit on this pile of cash until SPX drops back below 5000.
nobody tell him
Tell me why I shouldn’t full port FOMO Mara?
![img](emote|t5_2th52|31224)
I've been begging people not to let it happen to them again but whatever
Already 130% up lmao. I love this sub
I was literally going to buy spy puts for 530 but instead bought calls for 533 cuz I am a believer
![img](emote|t5_2th52|27189)
Stocks like PZZA and SOUN are great value options because if they really do move with how they’re consistently going, huge upside. I made 7.5x on pizza, hoping for the same on SOUN. 5.50c 5/24
That, my friend, is called a learning curve
Pics or ban
U will never make more than me dumb shit. I’m a millionaire and investor not a gambler. I’ve invested slowly and constantly to become a millionaire. So what if you had paid 40 percent taxes. U could’ve still came out ahead. Ur problem was ur greediness reaching a certain number quickly. Now, go eat rice and beans and learn from ur mistake s. I don’t care what u do, I’m just trying to give u some advice for free.
The last words of Iran president was "stupid bers"
its like ozempic - you shoot yourself up and the hunger goes away....
“If you hate making money..” LOL
Time to load up on PANW calls. They are going to crush earnings thanks to AI.
Oops I full ported BB calls in my ITA
I don’t even have open positions, just here for the latest news and memes
Could use that rip now
sell before close. sell now, by the sounds of it.\n\nsome people are allergic to winning. don't be one of those people.
I love how nvda earnings makes iv go from 9 to 13 percent by itself
I’m about to send 100k margins this power hour LFG![img](emote|t5_2th52|27421)
Believe it or not, bullish.
hahaha "WE WATCHIN DATE MOVIE"
https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/s/d0oGQrfPOO
I cant help myself im fading this nvda earnings. 820/800 put debit spreads. Ill take the 10:1 r/r anyday
I hope that TNDM DD post get in front page, gon get so many regards fomoing.
poor bc I’m not underwater unlike the bear cretins? regard logic
Stock movement is next ...
My cope out is that if my stocks go down I’ll just sell CCs but then my CCs will turn out to be like $100 max
The volume tells volumes about this market. \n\nThey can’t sell. Any decent size block sale on the 5 minute hammers the price. This is bonkers. It’s like watching a game of financial chicken.
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With Iranians in them?
>I ain't reading all that.. I'm in\n\nI went in with 15x $50 July19 calls, and I'm already up $1.5K.
Advanced money Destroyer calls will print.
Thank you, beep boop.
Puts on helicopters
facts
That’s… missing the entire point. These companies are not being undercut by higher quality competitors; they’re choosing to lower the quality of their product while maintaining the same or higher price point, which juices returns in the short term and, as we’re seeing with UnderArmour, degrades the value of the brand over the medium to long term.
Extremely bullish on NVDA
I mean considering cash divided by shares is $22 the stock is still undervalued. The only real negative and scare I can find is debt is above average but not horrible. If we were at the 23-25 levels before earnings I would be very tempted to sell
damn VMod calling them poors out today ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)
The question is why share this with WSB and not just wait for the gain porn? Seems mildly odd, I had to bail out after you regards pushed the option chain to the point where I doubled my calls with zero stock movement.\n\nI mean no offense but the last thing I’m gonna do is share this info on a public forum and risk blowing it up if it was my findings
Would you consider merging companies? We could easily combine our resources to hit our projected weekly income of $500 trillion ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)
Im making a killing on my 0DTE puts but I can’t handle having this much money in but I know I have more money to be made. Fuck 0DTE even as I make money I’m miserable
Any higher and you might be arrested for insider trading. don't you know that those kids of returns are reserved for politicians?
*says NVDA might crash on May earnings\n*buys puts for September
no matter how hard Microsoft tries Windows on ARM will never succeed
Would be fun to see PANW crash to 280 tomorrow cauz you know too much Hopium in here
I have 730 shares and four calls at $4 so I am a firm believer. The US is investing in space technology due to geopolitical competition.
Semaglutide injectables has special handling requirements for shipment. I wonder if they have been selling anything else that needs to be packed in dry ice during shipping? Obese customers aren't usually used to self injection with insulin syringes, otherwise they'd be getting the stuff prescribed for diabetes and covered by their insurer. Actually, hers is more interested in this than hims. And hers are more likely to go through Weight Watchers. This will be interesting.
And hair products for the baldies to get laid too. Synergy indeed.
Athleisure is literally a clothing category\n\nMostly yoga pants that are never used for yoga\n\nHave you been living under a rock?
Its so entertaining to see what ppl say on this sub. Doing the opposite so far put me in the safe place. Now the question is opposite of what/who? LOL
Based for a bot tbh
I said ‘bitch you better have no brothers!”
Found a poor
10% of 0 is still 0
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Have you ever been on a helicopter, mate?
The fact that so many people are bullish on NVDA here makes me worried
Spy setting up for one of those definitely not suspicious end of day volatility exercises
Matrix sound rite
This was recommended today?????
It won’t pop until the AI bubble actually pops. There aren’t any signs of that.
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Now this is what I call regards DD, much like that DJT post. Get in early and reaps the IV rewards![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)
I like NVIDIA ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)
SMCI ![img](emote|t5_2th52|18630)![img](emote|t5_2th52|18630)![img](emote|t5_2th52|18630)
Either they’re wrong (puts) or it’s already priced in (puts).
https://preview.redd.it/1mj0hniiom1d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f506494e2b0e3e775b6cd77d192d947223e539c0\n\nWhat’s up with the institutional holding? Not to distract from the play already but the tute holding and 9 mil short\~ seems interesting within itself
More like money burning ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)
Long $ROPE
Bad news guys. My NVDA calls have this weird "ITM" thing next to them. Every time that happens, NVDA crashes till the letters go away.\n\nI think it stands for I'm The Moron. Or maybe Into The Matrix?
When it all falls down
With the volume this low, the algos are fucking both calls & puts
The last thing you should do is let this sub determine what you do with your money 😭
miss my golden, he died of cancer
If 530 doesn’t hold then 529.99 is next ![img](emote|t5_2th52|31226)
Keep in mind the Bush family owned a portion of Bell through Barbra's family, if I remember correctly. that was decades ago, though.
You have to pump before you dump.
Y'all remember in Dumb Money when a character would go on a rant about taking down the "evil hedge funds" and then their net worth of -$100K losses would pop up? I would donate 10% of my portfolio to make that a feature on WSB
!RemindMe 4 days
Math is for nerds.
I think of AM as similar the gimp in pulp fiction, sometimes he’s sleeping
Ouch, got me. Stop replying then, otherwise I’m living rent free.
ALL IN
False sense of security
A 10% implies move is less than the last four quarters, if I remember correctly. \n\n“Alexa, what is 10% of 950?”
I’m going to San Diego this weekend to have a look at the company
Losers bet on losing stocks, it's basic probability.
Not so fast there imposter.\n\nI am the real Random Guy.
Inversing the other guy eh?
322% now. 40 is good too homie. My Robinhood is at an all time loss anywy
So no more endless shrimps?
Business Idea: Selling losses to reduce taxes for winners!
ZIM the play, going Big.
downvote me all you want cowards, have fun buying back higher
The penny stock giveth and the penny stock taketh away
Fuck it, it’s enough for me strike price: 52.50
NVDA 6/21 8hundies 🌕
Well this had nothing to do with Palestine so you got incredibly lucky as your bet was wrong.
It’d be cool if power hour could actually be a power hour for once today.
Everyone here is obviously dumb as dog shit and never made money on trading obviously. You think I get to keep 900k right? 40% of that goes to capital gains moron . I wanted 1 million AFTER TAXES. Hence the reason I tried to double it. My mistake was slamming the whole thing on 2 pump and dump stocks. So it’s obvious you’ve probably never even made 6 figures trading and shut your trap . I probably still make more than you 🤡
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!banbet NVDA 995 4d
Ok. I'm nether bull or bear. I'm a trader. But the point is why do you think there's 7 trillion in the side lines? Is it the 6 trillion in money market accounts? It's making 5 percent risk free. It's not on the sidelines dummy. That money is alrdy in short term bonds, tbills, etc. it's not under someone mattress. It probably will come back to the equities when rates are cut. But not before.
Why is LYFT down today?
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I saw a lung infection. Source?
> If you can't remove them from your sovereign lands without a military response, it's occupation.\n\n\nPhilippines evicted US military with no military force, what are you talking about? Now they're rolling back that policy after increasing belligerence of China. China had the perfect opportunity to create an alliance with Philippines, Philippines was signaling interest in this, and they fucked it up in typical CCP style.\n\n\n> funny to watch someone dictate to the US for a change\n\n\nI want a counter balance to the US, unfettered power is not good for the world, whoever wields it. That reason is also a big part of the problem with the CCP itself - they don't have accountability or balances domestically, and so many problems stem from that. I don't believe CCP talk about wanting a multi polar world though, not for a second. How can they seriously want multi polarity at the global scale, when all they know is authoritarianism, censorship and ruling with an iron fist.\n\n\nThey're not backing down on Taiwan either, and I hope you agree going hot on Taiwan is in no way acceptable. For the same reason South Korea invading the North in attempt at reunification is absolutely not acceptable.
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Shitcoin clowns lol
JPM will bounce back tomorrow. Hop on in boys. Will recover at least a couple bucks. Easy calls
Working as intended
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rip bozo
!banbet PANW $285 1D
Spy not even half average volume today
I have a product in development too. AI air, AIAIr, that comes in a rose-scented spray. Only $1 million per 6 oz can....mostly sold to Public company CEOs, so far, but I am expanding into poltical candidates and congressmen as we get closer to election day.
i'll buy the fuck out of it if it ever goes that low again
Fat fucks ARE the market
Fuck PDT it’s keeping me poor
This is correct. A recipe is like a computer algorithm, which isn't realistically patentable because it's _super_ easy to change but end up with the same result. Like "my algorithm = your algorithm + 1 - 1".\n\nMy recipe = your recipe but substitute fresh ingredient for powdered ingredient + water.
What’s wrong with that? Vintage spares bought at a flea market in Tehran for three goats and a jug of camel toe… I err, mean milk.
Are my puts gonna survive
SMCI get yo ass back up to 950 lmao
Lived
Ur the meme bruh
I just bought a ton of LUNR calls expiring early next year. Free money
Asts leaps?
THAT is a yolo!
Not a speech, more talking at a panel or something. i saw it on the calendar for today
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I feel you. I lost on a 0.26 spy put today 🙁
Dying a long slow miserable death from alcoholism
U could’ve been happy with ur 900k invested in an index and loved on it in Thailand . USA has nothing to do with ur gambling problems and ur stupidity.
Are we bullish on American gas now? Cuz you know ..someone pulled a Kobe.
I only know them from worling with Cronos.\n\n"Cronos Group entered into a landmark partnership to produce cultured cannabinoids at scale with Ginkgo Bioworks. Using biosynthesis as the means of production, Cronos Group and Ginkgo Bioworks will reduce the cost of pure cannabinoid production, create commercial scale and the ability to access rare cannabinoids, which are key to product differentiation. "\n\nI think they halted production in 2022, since the whole cannabis sector has been cripled by politics.\nBut with rescheduling I would think they's explore this avenue again.
NVDA is going to crash.
bears, its ok, the big profitable trades pay more taxes anyways, your underwater puts are just perfect!
Just read the post and bought a couple and I'm already down lol
CRON July 3c for 20 cents is easy money
Good DD. I'm in. Thanks for sharing.
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U don’t own any NVDA do u ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4275)
Bullish for sure
Just like all spacs
BTC getting ready for next leg up. Market gonna move with it
BB calls cheap af lotto plays
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Mara hitting 1000 in 2 years.
!banbet NVDA 850 4d
Nvda baiting calls with this move. Ain't no way they are just handing out discount tickets to the earnings show
Guarantee my YTD and AT gains are better LOL
TNDM calls are up 130% since that DD while at 80%iv, this is gonna be nuts.
Look at that absolutely sexy chart on RIOT 1hr. Man im glad I got calls
NVDA about to push all small caps AI back to ATH this week….SOUN SMCI 👀👀
Boeing might be the only company ever to have made an Iranian president into a ghost. Quite some power to have.
You spelled cannot incorrectly
Man thats a tough one
Don't try to time the market. I bought and sold AMD cyclically a few years ago, the gains were far less than the missed gain when it pumped past 100.
It was a hims call, I posted it earlier.
You regards buying @ 950 are gonna LOVE it at 820
That would tempt me to sell. My cost basis is $14
Imagine being so powerful that you can just log into twitter every 3 years to make millions and dip. Living life like a king.
PANW calls cause puts printed last time
Let them dream... peasants.
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I got 3 calls 3 months out and 20 from ITM![img](emote|t5_2th52|8883)
Is this sub more bearish or bullsh towards nvidia. That's going to determine my next play.
Small fry. One. Don’t have the funds to play big and loose
that's a pretty old helicopter
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These are my thoughts as well. There will be a pump and dump right at the end of the day). Then overnight it will pump, pump, pump.
Yes of course beating a higher bar is possible but it gets increasingly more unlikely
Idc no time to read that
Market realized they expected earnings were sand fucking bagged.
yeah, it's wild: /r/SemaglutideCompound/
I fear that might be priced in, be careful.
Well that explains it then, thanks!
Holy fuck 1000% on what good sir
Man knows his audience
I just want spy to go back to 520 please my iron condors are fucking me in the ass
Entendre? I barely know her!
If it splits the value goes in half meaning a $900 put suddenly doubles in value.\n\n(I have no idea what I’m talking about, don’t view this as advice.)
Which is safer? Flying on a Boeing plane or in a helicopter in dense fog?
Nice one! I'm up about 30-40% on my 50c june/21, well... because I'm a pussy.
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Imagine buying at 48..
Need it to stay above $25 until Sept. sold a couple cash secured puts for $10 a piece a couple months ago. Keep the grift going until the election please
Go fuck yourself ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)
2-for-1 deal for upcoming MDW ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)
As is tradition
What happened
NVDA will never be under 950 again… last time I said this it dropped to 947![img](emote|t5_2th52|4275)
holding panw through AH?
I’m beginning to think bers like being poor
VALE isn't really a copper miner.
Explain the pltr one, wtf ?
best dd in quite some time, im in
Ber didn’t sell when SPY hit 529, instead he bought multiple 528p expiring in an hour and a half on full margin ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)
Nby going sicko mode![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)
Too long didn't read, but bought some
This guy dildos
Even ai knows where you’re headed.
The bigger issue is he has never been right and 103 times he has been wrong.
Such regard movement just enough to cuck 0dtes
no one wants to buy the shitcoin youre shilling
She also sold MSFT, which is nearly at ATH lol
70k looking pretty imminent
Remember folks, NVDA will flash crash and then pump to the moon. Do not panic, just YOLO what you can afford to lose ![img](emote|t5_2th52|8883)
Back to $10 until the next pump in 2 years
What is a triple entendre?\n\n#🤔
Yes, do the exact opposite of what you just did
Both Iran president and Saudi king are said to be dead LMAO
Yeah, there were so many idiotic takes after the CEO came out supporting the student protesters. \n\n\n\nPeople thought it’d be like the Bud Light thing. They were idiots, of course. \n\nThe clientele of HIMS is basically the opposite of the Bud Light drinkers. \n\nI was going to buy calls because it was almost guaranteed to print money, but then I drank too much and forgot.
Ur up so much rn lmao
This is the most confident I've been on a put in a long time, spy put ftw.
Ber got loud for a few minute but they quiet again ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)
Nice.
I’ll be wearing a leather jacket as well ![img](emote|t5_2th52|8882)
Maybe they're thinking of trade secret instead of trademark which is pretty much shutting up about it because you can't otherwise protect it.
Uhm why is NETFLIX rallying
why wouldnt he...
You called me out I literally just did all three
Number 1 reason why NVDA will sky rocket at earnings:\ni bought puts
Can’t decide if this means calls or puts on QSR.
2% higher 😂😂
Did you see that bitch and moan he did about crypto?
Regards pumping my entire account thanks
Better have “AI integration software” in your press release
Roaring kitty’s just dumped more bags ?
Never question the leather jacket
LOL bruh you’re the one on an old thread being a know it all when no one was even talking to you. \nMeanwhile, you’re talking fantasy land figures and BS 30000% calls like anyone was even talking about that??? \nLike bruh, I immediately said I was wrong (to the correct guy, not your out-of-nowhere ass) and I couldn’t care lass about this stock. I don’t do puts or calls or any of the BS you’re clearly talking, so again I say “oooohh oooooooh, I don’t fucking care” 😘
https://preview.redd.it/zn29n04qmm1d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9adbe3f5f2b6d262bcdefa1cfb12585826b31d7f\n\nWait what happened here? Was it you guys that pushed the price up so much? Stock price is basically the same as this morning when I first saw this post. I bought the calls and went into a super long meeting and now it’s up so much already?
It may do that until rate cuts happen then it will break out to a blow off top.
ZM calls ez money
i don't see earnings scheduled and i believe they fired their auditor and just hired a new one
Probably correct
The day SPY fails, you will have much bigger problems to worry about stocks because it means America is dead.
All pendantics , just to get back anyways . Why bother drop
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Damn, bruh. I didn't know you were chill like that
they dropped the "y"
Gonna go get lost in the desert now because I CAN.
Incredible sleuthing OP. I’m in for 10 shares and some calls.
it's her husband but details are irrelevant I guess
Well those TNDM calls are going crazy rn after that DD post holy shit.
Cyber security firm with AI being on crisp, Iranian president died in helicopter crash crash, two\nWars atm… hmmmm
If it’s good enough to: brag about, screenshot, or post about: TAKE PROFIT. Then leave some on the table so you don’t feel bad if it keeps running
Gotcha, yeah I knew about gold rising the way it is usually isn’t a good sign for broad markets. Nice data points tho
So copper has been on a run. Stocks like FCX, SCCO have been gaining but VALE seems to be lagging. I am not so bright, can anyone explain why VALE is lagging? Since I am a bit late to copper just wondering if I can jump on the one that has gone up less. Thanks!
Imagine if MARA went back to $30 in the next week or two. That’d be swell… ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4275)
Generational bags
When your cheese biscuits are that good and you go bankrupt, you fucked up somewhere
I'm not in this baggie stock, but what you're missing is that their satellite tech makes it so even your iphone 12 from four years ago can make calls from the middle of the ocean.
Well isn't that special. First rule of WallStreetBets -- there are no rules.
Could they really not think of a better name than "Chubb"?
I didn’t
https://preview.redd.it/poapulemmm1d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e072697107206805488f680029d0f521683ded82\n\nFuck it I’m in
easy money
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got to keep the husband's boyfriend happy.
Fcuk crypto. Use case will crash on itself when regulation matures.
Me? Or a big one, I only had a small 600$ put for a month away it'll probably be next week before I sell mine. I bought it at the top so I'm still green.
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In other news, random regards on this sub provide equally useful predictions.
Says the 🌈🐻 with markets at ATH! ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)
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Bought calls for $1.46 an hour ago. Already up to $2.20. \nThank you, friend.
You’re doing the Lord’s work.
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I saw it too and ignored
ZM?
Gotta make my monthly donations
Do a backtest and look at 2019, 2007,2001 and watch what it does when it breaks out if its range. Same thing for the upside in 2010, 2020, etc.  \n\n\nIts about a yieldless asset(gold) which is seen as a hedge to weak economy, weak dollar. Vs a yielding asset that is viewed and used to benefit from dollar strength and a growing economy. When gold starts to outperfom the market its a sign of pain coming. We are currently sitting at a key level and if it breaks below 16 its a really good sign to hedge or gtfo. If it manages to stay above, and even rise again than its clear skies and a good time to be in the market.
Only Khalilah. She used to be the WSB mascot
Soy Guevaras lol
Wonder if Spy put guy ever sold? He’s probably kicking the air right now.
Jpm getting reemed
The stock tanks so badly we go to jail for sucking that much.
Guys, Nancy pelosi bought over 600k worth of PANW in February. I'm gonna believe her ability to crime
I'll go on war stock.\nIt'll probably trigger some new $$ again... Sadly
We making money which means it’s only logical for NVDA earnings to shit the bed and turn the market back down
Nothing. Anyone can make boner pills now
>If you disagree with me you are regard\n\nI too was once in elementary school.
OP just made 100%, you guys are pumping the options chain big time. Lol, MMs pricing this news in now, wow.
I think that includes unrealized losses and gain
Call premiums are sooooo high right now it looks so lucrative
I agree with you brother I only gamble on options but like insulting people
Sell now
Sell and put all in SPY puts
Buy low, sell high.
Probably already built into the current price.
Hold till 0%
I wanna sell a call but scared it might moon
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Pump and dump ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)
Push you sons of bitches push
Also a little pussy bitch scared of BTC and crypto cutting out financial middlemen like JPM ![img](emote|t5_2th52|27189)
They bought the top again
Why is he betting the plays I’m making 😕
All he said is that he is considering retiring in less than 5 years
Is buffett already unloading his chubb bags
When in doubt sell some and let some ride
NVDA PUTS?!?!?
Ahnahksuhnamun BB ![img](emote|t5_2th52|51295)![img](emote|t5_2th52|51295) ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)
My puts are getting IV crushed so I’m one of them
And just like that, a new generation of bag holders were made.
With all the comments about puts and staying flat, this thing is going to have a face-ripping move up.
Just waiting for my bank to flag my account after debit carding 1k every week to robinhood bc I yolo on some dudes DD’s and can’t wait a few days for funds to settle
I’m up 400% today, sell or hold?
Fuck it the calls are already up 200% from people here buying
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Daddy wears the pants in this household / market.
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Please go red again baby I missed my chance I’m so sorry
sell to breakeven on NVDA from Thursday position and try to time a better entry pre earnings or hold steady through earnings? feel like it will hit 920 again before 980+
That’s a trailing stop homie
It’s just a conservative valuation, but I forecast a 300% growth in the next 45 mins ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4275)
That was the kinda shit the apes were throwing at me last week. ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)
Hard landing
Yes it did lol