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| "I just moved this document to the trash icon, can I get it back or do I need a new compooter?" |
| Samsung is South Korea. They’re also the biggest memory player. |
| that waiting until $3.00 is crazy. |
| Iran probably shoved a few more things in before signing |
| And markets are expecting not one, but two rate hikes this year. That does not look good |
| >It’s a concept of a deal! |
| It was an IQ test |
| AMAT gonna quietly rocket to 1Trillion |
| Congrats and fuck you! |
| Watch Israel blow it up at the last second |
| Who's paying for it? |
| No rate hikes to 2 potential rate hikes and we pumping baby |
| Apparently the "war is over" is not priced in???? |
| I hate it |
| l’opportunité d’une vie bravo |
| Day 7 of me YOLOing all my daily casino allowance on the wheel till it goes to 0. |
| My condolences dude! Please provide a more detailed account of what you are holding and which one of your holdings were losers. If you are able to provide a screenshot of your holdings, showing all the losses, this would be the most effective way, and I'm sure would be very useful and educational to all the investors out there including all of the members of this subreddit.\n\nThanks dude. Hopefully you will make a big comeback! |
| If this is unpleasant you’ll never survive school |
| Extremely sus |
| Bro is looking at SQQQ |
| “Puts at close are a great idea” I tell myself as I’m clocked in at the regard factor |
| Inflation is good cause when deal is made and oil declines itll drop like a rock. Maybe even will be a rate cuts instead i hope |
| How many stupid bears decided to buy puts AFTER that big drop lmao |
| That'll be the breaking news on the news show ticker tomorrow. |
| https://preview.redd.it/ld9kbtax5x7h1.jpeg?width=1600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=54dbb8230321cccdd454ff5ba090da9012ad8c58 |
| what makes you say that? Obama’s Iran deal wasn’t. |
| Apparently you could have found all these informations before today but you chose not to |
| I’m confused, explain this to me as dummy. I thought Warsh was appointed to drop rates, why is the fed now expected to raise rates? |
| Oh no the American government (taxpayer) will have to pay defence contractors even more money. I’m sure Trump and his friends will be gutted. |
| Trump:\n\n“Great time to buy Docusign! Thank you for your attention on this matter” |
| Kay\n\nIts still gone nowhere in eight months time\n\nYou think it's gonna escape a 70% drawdown when the AI bubble pops? |
| He looks like the bad guy from like 20 percent of SVU episodes |
| https://preview.redd.it/u8mb4prs5x7h1.png?width=813&format=png&auto=webp&s=85cdf3044cd4bf0638267fbf2babec83fad6dfad\n\nSame. Same. Keeping the balance. |
| They were expecting a rate cut since March, now it's a rate increase instead |
| “Warsh just crashed the market, quick leak that we signed the MOU with Iran”\n\nIt’s honestly wild that a 1% drop in the stock market makes us capitulate even harder to Iran lmao |
| Let's see if good chunk of the port in MSFT calls was the right or wrong move. Gonna sue them if I lose cause stocks should only go up. |
| I’ll be apart of this pact aswell |
| Well aren’t you pleasant |
| War is over!! Nothing happened today. They didn't time the release with the fed speak at all... totally normal timing. The fed in fact never happened. Nothing is ever changing. Stocks only go up. There is no spoon |
| Congrats brother |
| Facebook is in the top 5 worst websites out there |
| There are so many weird statements in your sentence. Are you saying that the more people are hated the more they are validated for you? Dude. You have to work on your people skills. And don’t drink the koolaid. A person sitting on a trillion dollar, who is donating pretty much nothing is very likely not the most important person alive. |
| Not a single price will drop after the deal. |
| This some legacy thread holy shit |
| https://preview.redd.it/vqht8ort5x7h1.jpeg?width=250&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7a684c47dbc8e62f80fb558c43ebf655adc4f2f3 |
| All fake send me 50k |
| I think I would like "what's up, market nerds" more. |
| https://preview.redd.it/ow39eq8t5x7h1.jpeg?width=882&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=326df570a11b2a3e9a82c732a1f03db66183fc82 |
| You'll have to ask someone smarter than me. I've been hoping that they'd raise rates for six months now. |
| Jerome’s only a kid \n\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/i6kh3ics5x7h1.jpeg?width=398&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3d479e9511af6b57d5fd294481f4a97839383f92 |
| I'd sign pretty quick to if someone wanted fo send me $400 billion |
| Kospi moves like penny stock 😂 |
| Well we knew for sure there was a pedophile involved |
| Just donate to a Free Palestine "charity" |
| Eat shit |
| shhhh no one reads the details |
| https://preview.redd.it/k9sgpwgq5x7h1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0faa09f54b4f3607bc41a5f8bfa74f0180ff6867 |
| very sus AH pumpsies |
| If META opens $700 tomorrow, I am gonna make so much money. |
| Max pain 725 🙃 |
| I thought Jpow was the main one to do it. I didn't know it was like a vote of the Fed heads. So that's good. No cutting rates and the AI bubble might pop |
| Going to be a relentless grind of short covering and longs all night. GG bers, thank fuck I didnt hold my puts |
| If I were China looking at disastrous attempts of Russia trying to subjugate Ukraine and USA trying to subjugate Iran, I think Id just pass. Naval invading Taiwan would arguably be even a worse nightmare than both |
| Crayons |
| 1/3rd the worth of a single American |
| Holy omega nafoid larp |
| I really don’t care |
| They just need RDDT and NFLX |
| Wouldn’t even appreciate it if he was allowed to drink it. What a bum |
| How do I buy Iranian currency |
| I think it’s more about coercive control… |
| I’m a million dollars, send me a bot or life is fake |
| And it is a big duty! |
| Concept of a deal |
| Bruh. Funny af |
| YES |
| how are futes green wtf |
| are you gonna eat that |
| Referring to S&P |
| is it a bubble if your index is up more than 100% ytd? (kospi)\n\nLMAO |
| so im right?!!?!?!?!?!?!? |
| You are a top 1% commenter and playing with 4 calls 🤡 |
| How do I invest in the Iranian stock market? I smell huge opportunity there. |
| So after reading over the mou… it’s basically another ceasefire? All the important issues have 60 days to be discussed with possibility of no outcomes / restarting of the war ? Am I missing something ? |
| update: we're probably screwed on those yeah |
| Wasn't this supposed to be ratified by Congress |
| You dumb faq you can't claim this years 1m loss next year. You can claim 3k of that 1m every year for the rest of you life. Actually, I want to see you do it lmao lose 1m and try to claim it next tax year lmao post proof here or you're ghey |
| It shouldn't even be up this much after hours |
| Market is fent leaning |
| she is forever silent |
| 2,036,395,385,294,285,293 wIpEd OuT iN oNe DaY |
| K |
| MRVL BOYS WE ORDERING STEAK TONIGHT |
| Software stocks just cannot catch a break. |
| Is this the deal of the deal to seal the deal that suddenly will be violated during any weekend when market is closed? |
| !banbet INTC 2w 140 |
| The trick is to understand that it’s all downhill from here. Always has been, always will be. You’re \*always\* in the good old days. It’s just that the better, older days are even further behind you |
| 🐻 so right but so broke |
| Hahahaha Bers 😭🫵🤡 👨🍳🤌💋🐂 |
| We aren't doing that here either |
| wat? |
| Overnight drill started earlier than usual |
| Futes are only up 0.7% |
| If you bought puts end of day you are already cooked 🤡🤣 |
| Goo’ ebenin’ |
| $300 B free money 💰😁 |
| Will we be lucky enough for one more red day...even a red morning? |
| Thats not the MOU |
| Dollar is much stronger now actually, but the rest of your point stands |
| Wait…which ticker are we talking about now? 🤩 |
| Does our president in Isreal know about this? |
| Yeah, I hate this game the play. Most of the major moves and gaps up with $SPY happen overnight leaving only a little room to go during actual trading hours. |
| bro has the right *and* an obligation 😎 |
| This shit is going to be red by open kid |
| Its on the website |
| That’s it!! Sell off the whole stock market and start over |
| but I thought market didn’t care about Iran? |
| To clarify we aren't paying the 300b. The MOU outlines up to 300b allowed from international countries and funds to go toward rebuilding and infrastructure support. Thale language is so what vague. Now where and how that investment actually comes we'll see, but Trump has said explicitly that the funds aren't coming from the US. |
| When you go down $3k on your puts but you take profit for over $3k 🤌 |
| Then dump 2% again just for laughs |
| Oh I'm sure Iran is going to start paying dividends on this "investment" right away lol. Returning value to American investors will be their top priority lmao.\n\nAnd what are you going to do if they don't pay up? Lose another war? |
| Disrespectful is what it is |
Yeah, it's June 18th, but observed this year on June 19th:\n\n \n Stock market holidays 2026 | Fidelity Learn when major US stock markets, like the NYSE and Nasdaq, will be closed for holidays in 2026. www.fidelity.com |
| The Koreans are going to rampage on this war news later tonight |
| I prefer the term "strategic risk taking" but ur right |
| News is priced in all gains will fade by open |
| oh no QQQ is down to 637 🫨 |
| Ask your mom |
| Gayest thing I’ve seen on wsb |
| yes all of that is priced in . now look at the futures |
| Away with you |
| Warsh not even a fraction of the man Mr. JPow is. Not good enough to drink his piss |
| Can I e-sign a marriage contract with Margot Robbie? |
| 180 contracts at 98 cents and sold at $3 is actually filthy work ngl |
| Like who even cares anymore |
| A deal for a future deal |
| No |
| *“Any community that gets its laughs by pretending to be idiots will eventually be flooded by actual idiots who mistakenly believe that they're in good company.”*\n\n\-an old internet adage |
| I’m proud to be the 420th upvote |
| Learn by watching CNBC , understand company finance and understand market conditions. Should have started with play money until you build an understanding how to invest |
| I have 20 SPY 750c 22 jun, will they print? |
| first time? people said that at 480, then 450, then 440, short bounce to 470, q1 earnings came, 420, this is the bottom! then 400, then march crash 350, it's going back there LMAO\n\nentire sector is just shit sadly |
| Sk penix |
| Just another old guy clinging onto power |
| Final deal to the final deal |
| PDF and email. |
| jesus |
| Probably talking about SPY or the indexes |
| I just down three or four habaneros for the same effect |
| He only cares because it negatively effects his real estate businesses. |
| > "Sell the news." \n \n -- bears, probably |
| It’s far from the best stock |
| I didn't expect it to take a single day. Congrats. Please take most of it out and keep gambling the rest. 100k is more than enough to play around with. |
| Cramer has been inversing himself lately. |
| AUTOPEN LMAO |
| Moron Of USA |
| Looks like I can exercise my flair soon. \n\n\*rubs hands\* |
| Bols suddenly changed from: “*market doesn’t care about Iran*” to “*MoU is signed, bers r fuk*”. While omitting the fact that the dollar is plummeting and **9 out of 18 fed officials** want to hike rates. |
| Bro chatgpt exist |
| He’s not raising rates. Going to just hold them here until next year. |
| 🇺🇸 won, 🇮🇷 folded |
| So shake out and take everyone’s money. Flip the script and 3 percent plus day tomorrow. Got it 🗒️ |
| Awww you will geht rich too!! |
| Can I borrow $5? I really want a Big Mac. |
| Today was a +10% day. Pick better stocks |
| By auto pen? |
| Bro looks like Raymond from everybody loves Raymond. Why is this sitcom actor in charge of stonkz |
| Fuck! Cramer bullish on Intel. Asshole |
| SpaceX isn’t buying Tesla, Tesla is buying SpaceX so Elon will hit the stretch goals set by the board and get his 1T pay package |
| "Hey Baron come here for a sec lol" |
| What's the point of an ama if you aren't actually going to answer real questions? |
| You must be one of those buy high, sell low types. Most of us are but you certainly are 🤣\n\nBest be silent so that people only think you’re a fool, else you open your mouth and remove all doubt. |
| He looks kinda like a corpse the way they look inside of a coffin. With all the makeup. |
| I would be happy too if my net worth was over 100 million dollars. |
| It will prob dump hard. But bounce back quick. Yeah. Definitely huge opportunity for leaps. \n\nI probably wouldn’t do stocks since you have a not small possibility of being delisted. But some different time frame call options is probably way to go. |
| Iran MOU has been signed electronically and you are bearish 🤔 |
| To be fair nobody could possibly have fathomed that Trump would pick a decent replacement for this role. |
| Please 3% day. PLEASE |
| The drop got me bricked up ngl |
| TQQQ calls bout to hit |
| Wait, so my $746 calls with a $749 breakeven that expire next Tuesday are going to print tomorrow ? \n\nI have 4. |
| Oh sure but they’ll have their own charging standard that they will force you to buy an adapter for. |
| We havent been at this level since....checks notes....last friday |
| LOL@BERS |
| BREAKING NEWS: Iran claims they didn’t sign anything and then launches more missiles toward the straight of Hormuz. More at 11. |
| Just travel to Alabama where the good old days continue |
| Gey |
| Concepts of a deal to deal. |
| So like can anyone join these task forces because I always wanted to join a task force |
| Concept of a deal again basically. I swear it feels like the only deals Trump makes are deals for more time to make deals. |
| # Bers thot |
| I say, I say, I demand satisfaction. |
| Nice! What oil rich country is next? |
| Calls on Docusign |
| What is this mou? What does it mean? |
| I'm happy I switched from Puts to calls in de last 10 minutes of the day. |
| I'm not sure I believe the gain posts on here. A lot of them are just a straight 45 degree angle line going up to the right and it starts at like $0 and ends up over a million. |
| Eric T: "I'll just cut to the chase. Is there such consequence?" |
| Cooking what? Shit sandwiches? |
| He’ll be back on Monday. |
| Away with you |
| # PUMP IT WAR OVER MEGA PRINTING TIME |
| As long as SPY can’t reclaim 750, bears have a chance. 🧸 |
| https://preview.redd.it/3163hgzv4x7h1.jpeg?width=882&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c30a17857ba93ce827ff1f74af478100adbf1af9 |
| Add me to the roster… ill fly out |
| Give it some time boy. They will. |
| Signing this fucking deal isn't even making up for today's loss. |
| SPX and XSP. Touché |
| Smells like ber r fuk |
| Cant 24 june come earlier? I cant handle the MU earnings suspense |
| Autopen |
| lies on top of lies |
| I agree to consider agreeing later, and maybe even later after that. |
| its 🥭 though, he wont pay up. |
| I'll do whatever you promise for 1/2 |
| Today was the bottom |
| You would have been up 300% if you bought and held the best stocks |
| actual headline: "Stock futures tick higher after Fed’s hint of possible rate hike in 2026" lmao |
| Scam |
| Have you thanked AI yet? |
| https://preview.redd.it/t2qs0y4q4x7h1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7df985adb935f1233cc5d28c419f5592a8180e29\n\n \nFuck yeah man! Good work! |
| His response to reporters were narcissistic as shit, and he sound like a cunt. This dude will not be remembered for anything good even if he manage to keep the market rally going until 2030, but hey if he keeps making my calls print then who cares |
| On average how long are your postions held? I know 0dte but still like to hear your perspective on what patterns you have had more success with. Thanks for any replies 😀 |
| That’s priced in too |
| Does cuba invasion mean I can get my sweet sweet cigars. If so then puts on my lungs. |
| Fuck off Kevin bring us back Jerome |
| I'm hearing this meme in my head |
| Yo fr can I get like some of that on Zelle, I'll give you TF2 hats and CS2 skins |
| https://preview.redd.it/681v182t4x7h1.png?width=952&format=png&auto=webp&s=6e730bec5ff73617e99ee6a02dc63547a10e930a\n\n |
| Yeah msft is being hammered on for some reasons. Definitely something is up. |
| Fuck Kevin Warsh how dare you stand where he stood??! |
| He sounds like a slimy salesman |
| You have no idea how 386k would change someone life. Hey, you still have 400k, use it wisely while you can. It is real money, not a just number. |
| I am a bot, send me 10k or face extermination |
| Nothing could go wrong at this point. \n\nTime to hit Send on the $400 billion. |
| Did you know jersey mikes unseated chick fil a as the number one customer preferred fast food restaurant? |
| I’m a bot send me 1m or life is real |
| That whole sell off was fake af. If the market was selling off because of these alleged rate hikes, why tf were small caps and IWM down the least? It’s the most rate sensitive index. Just algos playing games. |
| Last guy thought so |
| Congrats brother, don’t blow it |
| Pumped like 3 times already on the same news |
| It's triple witch tomorrow. Dunno what to expect honestly. \n\nQQQ please please go above 740. I promise I will never buy a call less than 100dte. I swear on my fckn life. |
| AH looks confident |
| so expiry tomorrow or Monday? I have same strike for Monday |
| Hahaha my first thought as well |
| And Adobe |
| wait how does the us even sign stuff electronically with iran |
| I understand this sub trashes MSFT but I’m calling it, $380 is too low, can’t go much lower from here |
| bers rn: 👁️👄👁️ MoU? |
| Stocks go up on earnings kiddo |
| Rate hikes → portfolio down → I’m broke → fresh cheese becomes aged cheese. Belly still gets fed |
| Ok, what's to stop Iran from just nationalizing all the assets the next time there's a big stupid war. |
| By God. What is that |
| Trying his impression of Paul Volcker |
| Its only up 0.6% |
| Maybe! Not sure what you’d do if they actually start building a nuke and tolling the straight though and that’d arguably make us look a lot worse. Maybe that was a viable option earlier on, but idk now. I think they were probably trying to devise a strategy that whole time too and ultimately found it too costly and risky.. anyways, the deal does at least get some concessions from Iran there \n\nI’ve griped about 🥭 for a long time, but he made the right choice here\n\nI’m not convinced it’s over too.. may be just buying time for midterms and the imminent oil collapse |
| 😭🥀 |
| 1. the actual definition of agi is just irrelevant, it doesnt need to be a conscious thing if the actual output and real world effect is the same. in this case: doing human labour or solving unsolvable problefms\n\n2. neural networks are designed based off the brain\n\n>LLMs don’t learn anything outside the positive feedback loop they get in the training process\n\nwho's to say this won't change? post training reinforcement, memory, etc might all see new solutions to this problems\n\n>Is a calculator faster at doing multiplications than you? Yes! Is it impressive? It kinda is, especially when we invented it it was. Does this mean that a calculator is smarter than you? Obviously not!\n\nthese aren't just calculations though, these are completely new proofs/ideas. this is connecting all the knowledge into the world into new discoveries. exactly how humans do it...\n\n>Imagine pouring all the AI money in cancer research under the supervision of the best doctors in the world\n\nimagine if we pour all the ai money into ai and it continues to follow the exact same trend it's on and continues to "calculate" solutions to problems humans can't solve. I see no reason why that cant extend to every single field of science (it already is, go look it up)\n\n>All the advances we make (and they’re notable) come from government funding and donations, that’s it.\n\nyeah, that was true for a long fucking time, and suddenly as of the last 3 years it's not. ai is solving things we cannot. ai may solve everything we cannot\n\nyou cannot say with certainty that that isn't a possible outcome, and if that was true than anyone delaying ai progress today is literally killing millions by delaying cures to eg: cancer. |
| Is this going to benefit my Enron shares? |
| Yeah but Japan will be underwater any day now. Overdue for major earthquake |
| Only up |
| yep going to pump stupid hard overnight and no moves to be had by open, gg bers and gg late bulls. Tale as old as time. |
| Sk Hynix |
| that's already been priced in and the sentiment is "why are we giving them 300 billion" |
| Here we go again bears cant catch a momentum |
| To the moon tomorrow, I missed today's dip 🙁 |
| BYE BYE BEAR |
| Doesn't matter, sly Don had his fingers crosses when he clicked the button. |
| who is MOU?! |
| Sending love to the Korean bears. |
| His voice sounds like Saul goodman |
| Prepare to get fucked 24/7, all day everyday |
| Concepts of a plan. Seen this before. |
| doesnt 90% of oil heading to Korea go through the Strait of Hormuzzy? if so \n\nGREEN BY OPEN!!! |
| 40K to 1 milly\n\nLegend |
| You thought Congress only had the power to enter into treaties with foreign governments? Well, Axios said that the MOU is binding after the VP docusigned, and Axios is the arbiter of truth. As long as they have the verification page, it is legit. |
| What length of time do you typically hold? You watch 5 minute candles for trends? And if it keeps going the right direction you hold? |
 From supply shock to oil glut: IEA flags scale of demand destruction caused by Iran war The energy supply shock triggered by the Iran War has prompted the IEA to slash its global oil demand forecast. www.cnbc.com |
| Everything is computer! |
| mou signed |
| Spy to 8k confirmed |
| https://preview.redd.it/tuzaffsj4x7h1.png?width=2816&format=png&auto=webp&s=53ca642a6300c0a6ab10205312098284d32e1799\n\n |
| We actually expected him to announce the new measuring metric today. And then use it in an excuse to cut at the next fed meeting.\n\nWarsh got absolutely mogged bro.\n\nHe couldn't do it. All the other feds basically told him to fuck off in their predictions.\n\nThe fed governors basically united around an 0.25-0.50 hikes this year. The market is actually pricing in and expecting a 0.25 hike on the very next fed meeting now.\n\nAnd the problem is even other mango appointees have forecasted a hold at best. |
| Larp |
| https://preview.redd.it/w21v1qwi4x7h1.jpeg?width=1168&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=575ecb06ceae6fd1f886c13c1802a4ba94c354d3\n\n |
| I thought it was a Memorandum of Understanding and not an actual deal? |
| Yeah I got fleeced |
| Thats been priced in for months. We dumped cause it’s tradition after a fed meeting |
| MOU just signed!!! Tomorrow omega green |
| please koreans, ignore the usa drama. just keep pumping on semis |
| Why so salty |
| Warsh looks like a cuck |
| warsh's aura not on jpows level |
| Reminds me of the Gordon Ramsey Key & Peele skit. |
| "electronically signed" as if that means anything |
| Autopen lol |
| If I were Taiwanese, I’d be buying property in Japan right now while it’s cheap and learning some Japanese. Or be prepared to accept the CCP as the new boss.\n\nIt’s over. If Trump can’t open Hormuz without surrendering, he sure as hell not fighting a war with CHYNA. Japan should probably tone down the defending Taiwan rhetoric as well. |
| The pre deal deal\n\n Noice |
| Futes ripping. Get fleas ber! |
| Hey Alexa, Warsh name comes from what heritage?\n\n |
| Score some fackin goals!! |
| About to commit war and ask for a $1 billion settlement |
| 🤣 |
| https://preview.redd.it/071opjcd4x7h1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=20bfb0afe079b17754563da29ea48e015ee6784d\n\n |
| Our king is cooking. |
| I know nothing about stocks. I will assume this is real. What is QQQ and what are calls and puts? Is this something with options? How did you do this? |
| Gimme some plays tomorrow stock or options |
| I literally run my AC full blast weekly with all windows open to fight global warming. Show me one time he’s done anything close |
| Korean stock market up 300% YTD - Seems reasonable. |
| Bruhs you ever wonder why is there a Chinese restaurant smack dab in backwater Virginia |
| I MISS YOU POWELL!!!\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/c9lwr2wb4x7h1.jpeg?width=488&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=de75e1a82abe5afcda37c142ab220227d4c2249b |
| Now I hope israel does no regarded stuff |
| i love extendable deadlines. they are so meaningful |
| Pinky swear |
| Lol, Iran is too big to fail. |
| Seriously? The prospect of a rate hike by the end of the year |
| We agree to try to agree. |
| I need that shit by Monday lol |
| I want spcx to pump too, but no |
| It's not about persuasion. It's about sanctions. Up until now, it was illegal for American companies. Now they can get waivers. |
| we gotta take our first dump of the year to test the new guy, it's just an age old hazing tradition of the markets to test the new fed boss... nothing personal |
| Big deal. I’m mostly in semis and ai infrastructure. They’re carrying the market and don’t give a fuck about FOMC. Futes and after hours are green as fuck and so will tomorrow. Enjoy your puts |
| His voice seems 30 years younger than he looks |
| Calls $DOCU |
| Maybe Jared and Ivanka can open their resort there. |
| Yeah warshes voice is too whiney. He seems like a little bitch. |
| War is over. Let's get to 800 SPY |
| Hmm, I just read the MOU. Sanctions relief against Iran might actually be bullish given oil can be sold legally and may precipitate normalization of relations. Not sure if 🥭 thought that far in advance but I wouldn’t be surprised if that’s the unintended outcome. |
| I think this is actually the first time in US history this has happened, after Vietnam, America just left, ditto for Afghanistan. I don't think they've paid reparations before. This might actually be one of the greatest military accomplishments in Iran's 3000-year history. |
| Damn margin task force |
| im curious if it would dump first or take off, could get a generational entry if it has like a covid-esque initial dump |
| When you're right, you're right. |
| Exactly. Tesla was groundbreaking at first, but they haven't innovated in years. They just sell the same old models with the same designs from 5+ years ago, while all the other automakers release a fleet of new models every year. The Cybertruck is overpriced and poorly designed. Build quality of their other vehicles is not great either. Other automakers now have superior electric cars. I would much rather drive a Jaguar I-PACE than a Model Y. Teslas are non-luxury vehicles with luxury price tags, and tacky dashboards that look like someone super glued an iPad to them. |
| Is she cute? |
| Made $3k today meanwhile my main port is up 10% this year |
| Calls on Docusign |
| Stocks 🚀 gogogo |
| What does 9 dte mean? |
| Gratz, you can now buy an small house in California |
| Deal has been signed and now I have whiplash |
| 🇺🇸 |
| Look if you wanna suck his dick why dont you ask him |
| Yeah |
| He's not my real Dad.. |
| This shit so bad it caused today's dip |
| Regretting not selling out of puts they bounce it off anything everytime. Fake overnight dead cat damnit |
| $25 isn't even enough for either lmao |
| Come on England!!!!!! |
| Should be higher |
| Great job.. |
| Thanks. Reasonable take. I still think with all these new ‘task forces’ he will find a way to show inflation is creeping down. He’s already said they will no longer use ‘outdated’ reports. Hard to imagine 🥭 would promote a guy to do the opposite of what he wants.. the market is absolutely mispricing the grift that is 100% in play. |
| Is IGRC IPO’ing anytime soon? They seem to be doing pretty well. |
| I’ve slowly had my family members move out from Nvidia and into Intel. If you wanted decent advice and want to be semi protected from AI instability I’d put most into Intel, some into Microsoft and Google. I’m not comfortable keeping money in companies that rely on the new AI focused cash burning / recycling system where everything is just bouncing between Nvidia, AI companies and data centers especially as the finance departments start to wake up. |
| Bers are as always 😂 |
| dont you dare go back up spy!!! |
| Printer man will never be forgotten.. the next puts I buy are for Jp. |
| Some of you guys should just buy dips at the bottom instead of buying puts at the top. Just sayin' |
| Your patience is golden |
| Elon Musk is the most important person alive and it’s not even close, he’s doing more for humanity before breakfast than most world leaders do in a lifetime. The fact that people hate him for it just proves he’s right. |
| lets see your puts |
| Probably down to 50$ |
| Pamp it |
| I hope the Koreans play nice in two hours |
| Will never happen. He also has his task force looking at alternate and more real time data sources, perhaps the Trimmed-Mean PCE, or he mentioned the private sector sources like Truflation which has had inflation go sharply lower to just over 2% in the last few weeks. Also you cannot control inflation created by a supply shock like oil by raising rates. |
| The deal: This is not a deal \n\nNews: Peace deal signed ahead of schedule |
| !BanBet SPY $760 13d |
| How long before Warsh is made to sit at a small corner desk in the oval office? |
| I love the inflation |
| # FUTURES ABOUT TO MEGA SEND |
| Big red tomorrow |
| It was only a dump if you're holding 0-1 dtes. That was a blip |
| because their CAPEX is so high -- and will stay that way until MU and MRVL are done rising... \n\n6 months more and +50% MU MRVL stock gains to go before they stabilize and time to rotate to MSFT for the other side of the growth. |
| They will also be fully autonomous. |
| So much Hormuz |
| A month out |
| One red candle will wipe out these fake futes 🥊 |
| Iran trying to got 400 billion lol |
| Oops!!! |
| feels disgusting going long here like a stupid fucking bol, but here we are. Money over everything |
| I'm tired of saving the day |
| If I'm not mistaken we were up about this much last night as well. |
| The economic powerhouse of Iran, hell yeah |
| Baghaei (Iranian FM): our missiles are displeased when anyone discusses them\n\nFucking lol |
| Yea until Bee Bee wakes up and starts stinging shit everywhere lmao. |
| Captain Obvious Ova Here. |
| So why even let it dump at first |
| Not paying that for a shitty meme stock bub |
| Serious question, how can I learn more about options and did you start off paper trading when you were learning? |
| they do but risking 3k is not degenerate behavior unless it's your rent money and even then it's not gonna draw a lot of attention here, Many lost 10x that in a day on shares last week. |
| Yeah right |
| How can you not like the son in law of the heir to the Estée Lauder fortune who’s best friends with Bibi |
| Bro speaks brokenese |
| This is why we rugged |
| futures will tell you before market open |
| I said Good Day Sir! |
| Yes she hot |
| Duty lol |
| Bro they have every incentive in the world to get a nuclear bomb 😂\n\nWe’ve undone decades of nuclear non-proliferation for… some reason? Anyway, it’s the only way little countries can make the big ones take a second thought on assaulting them. But you’re also right, we should pay the piper and end the blockades - but believing there will be any real nuclear agreement is foolish. |
| What the warsh do I have a real job |
| Loser |
| Honest question, what the fuck does MSFT do aside from tank or go sideways? |
| We don’t have all the time we think we do |
| https://preview.redd.it/ffl04fmq3x7h1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6315efbb6ad38d11423eb7114f54e73fd80e7617 |
| Listen I get it. The whole point of obsession is be careful what you wish for.\n\nBut bro have you seen Inde Navarrette? How am I not gonna fall head over heels with that piece |
| How did you get so good at photoshop? Clearly a marketable skill, yet you are spending your time in your mom's basement making fake Robinhood account statements. |
| Lmao |
| I don’t think we’ll reach the meme heights of Covid times. Powell will always be the top memed chairman. |
| Probably some religious undertone type shit if I had to make a guess, but I’m not certain |
| if we start dumping now we'd be entering a bear market. No way are they letting that happen. |
| \*Record scratch…”but alas, it was not a good day.” |
| They are all bots, send me 25k or this is fake |
| Mod here, only you can see this. You banned for life and lucky you weren't arrested after what you said |
| He saw the market today and was like "OMFG I WILL SIGN WHATEVER YOU WANT JUST PUT IT ON MY DESK RIGHT NOW" |
| Guess i made a right call selling at 120 at a small loss. |
| Dumped it today. Couldn't be happier. Still made 8% on it. Get out of saas before it's too late. Anthropic will rug pull all. |
| The Art of the Deal |
| I'm sorry, but everyone has known that rate hikes were likely this year for a while. I even saw Paul Tudor Jones talking about it like 3 weeks ago. You would have to be mentally challenged to be surprised by that today. |
| Ummmm. DUH!!! |
| MOU signed gonna take precedent over inflation fears for tomorrow, problem for later. I'm a ber but dont hold your shorts/puts |
| No, now you are finally part of the family. Welcome. |
| What were we dumping for |
| I've been following the posts of several bears recently and when they start posting a lot I always buy calls. So far it's made more than my day job (I'm unemployed). Anyways, just loaded up on a shit ton of calls |
| Went from $1000 tariff refund checks to having each U.S. citizen pay Iran $1000 REAL QUICK 👀 |
| What's Dick Cheney doing back there? |
| I just don’t buy this bounce |
| Source? |
| So Friday was never going to happen in the first place |
| Late Bers are about to get hunted tomorrow |
| Could have just left and admitted defeat. This is like surrendering and paying Iran everything they wanted and more for the right to do so.\n\nBut when your brand is based on deals, settlements, and ‘never losing’ there had to be a ‘deal’, even an unprecedented capitulation, to sell back at home as a ‘win’. |
| doesnt work after hours |
| Bro sounds like the AI lawyer. |
| I don’t think I get it but it’s funny. 😄 |
| Yooo mama |
| Bulls fell for that close hook, line, and sinker 🎣\n\nThey just wanted to sell you as many SPY calls as possible from 4-4:15 |
| non AI DD:\n\nLOOK AT THE GRAPH BRUH, its fuckin DOWN A SHIT LOWAD but it MAKES A LOT OF MONEY with ROBOTS for DOCTORS. |
| How do you know when to enter and exit? I can never time it properly. |
| Yay corruption and confirmation it’s all a ponzi 🥳🤦♂️ |
| >that we now have to rebuild.\n\nNo worries, we've got plenty of rare earth materials...some would say that we've got the biggest and most beautiful pile of rare earths. |
| red by 45 minutes into kospi open |
| yes |
| The talking heads immediately interpreted no rate hikes and Warsh non-answers as hawkish. \n\nI expect the Fed to be hawkish eventually, considering that the Iran war is likely to continue, but it shouldn’t cause a drop as if the Fed actually hiked the rates. Essentially, it’s market overreaction. Additionally, it shows how reactive the markets are to anything. Warsh literally said he isn’t going to provide forward guidance for this very reason, but markets gonna market. |
| 😂 |
| cause it's usually always low volume. and trading just started |
| 🥭 said he was gonna start bombing them again like 5 times today |
| Yes |
| It’s not a bad buy. Especially if China goes after Taiwan and Trump does nothing. baba gonna be $1000\n\nI would wait until China invades first |
| If you don't mind long calls....\n\nPSKY should be free. Calls need to be pushed out to August though.\n\nParamount merging with WB. |
| Post the reasoning and thesis |
| What are you even looking at |
| Why banbet not working |
| Calls on DocuSign |
| My morning shit is ahead of schedule but I don't get an Axios article. |
| Green by open lmao fuck your puts |
| If this holds up until 8:15…my SPX calls are up 50% 🤣 |
| Am I still banned? |
| How is this different than who was supposed to pay for the wall and ballroom? |
| Warsh is a dead ringer for Patrick Bateman. \n\nSeriously. Been trying all evening to think who he reminds me of |
| good fuk |
| !banbet SPY 755$ 1D |
| At open |
| Arghhh!!!! |
| Hell nah |
| Those word too long for bigly leader. Four letter just right. Make deal. Big! Win! |
| The fuck are we pumping for |
| Speaking from experience, do yourself a favor and withdraw 95% of this to your bank. Set aside taxes. Trade with the remaining 50k if you feel like continuing. If you're skilled you will make it back quickly. But if you lose this you'll be devastated |
| Everything is bullish, untill it isn't. |
| As a former bear…. I hope you all get fucked like I did as a new bull today. Jk I just seriously will lose my shit if this dumps tomorrow |
| Maybe waiting for the US to tweet it? |
| I work with service now at my company - you have to be a fucking idiot to buy that stock |
| Nothing like warming a population to your incoming business like bombing them for months |
| Holy crap, MSFT in shambles. |
| I was preaching from the start that they’d mess us up and that the sooner we accept it the less itll hurt when everyone else was thumping their chest. I got downvoted, told I was sucking Iranian dick and even banned for a bit for saying the war was stupid… \n\nEven if we engaged in a full scale war to claw out a victory, nobody tends to win those.. lost lives and gargantuan sums of money that doesn’t really sustain all that much in the big picture anyways |
| Wtf is with this pump? |
| Is SPCX gonna pump or what |
| Here comes the spin LMAO |
| 755$ spy callssssss tomorrow is the lotto ticket |
| It’s a sign!\n\nRight that down E. |
| If it went up or down |
| IREN is my bet, so many catalysts coming up by the end of the year |
| Why futes go up a lot? |
| War is over is “over”… what just happened today with the fed? Seems like rate hikes are highly likely, not just a $5 drop and we’re back to everything rips? |
| Where’s that dude that threw his entire Roth ($300k+) into SPCX just recently??\n\nFound it: https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/s/SjHXsXa7dd |
| My SpaceX Puts gonna print or expire worthless. |
| Nobody hold the bag over Juneteenth 🧳🔫🤣 |
| !remindme 2 weeks |
| That’s like a quintillion reals.. |
| Read my last comment. The 19 fed governors all signalled how many hikes/cuts and it averages out to atleast 1 guaranteed. Dude several said 2, 1 fed governor even said 3 hikes this year.... |
| military seems geh |
| wait why swap good afternoon for good day |
| Let me put it like this; the taxpayer isn’t putting money toward Iran. They’ve been pretty consistent on that front. This is supposed to be a private fund. That means us. They’re talking investor money funneled into a reconstruction fund. \n\nDo you want to see your investing money get funneled into Iranian reconstruction? Probably not. MOU falls through on backlash from the public with record high household stock market participation. Im gonna hold cash til after we see the war restart. Maybe longer depending how the supposed oil crisis goes. |
| Well, the issue is, I could cut it in half and still be considered average… am I cooked? |
| looks like NOW created some bagholders. closed at 96 today |
| insider does bro trading |
| 425 bil 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 |
| Bad vibes. I don’t like him. |
| no….. they didn’t …. not at all…… |
| Guys rate hikes are bullish right? |
| Lfmao american companies in Iran? Go play with your actions figure you clown |
| Cope |
| Maybe it’s time to short this one company 👀 |
| https://preview.redd.it/qed8iyn03x7h1.png?width=831&format=png&auto=webp&s=cea28e452e8f2b0766826cec5c2d2c84dd10355a\n\n |
| well the same thing applies for this 'war' as well, but we've thrown all that out |
| ISRG — Quick DD\n\n $402 · ~51x P/E · $142B cap · near 52-wk low\n\n Business: Robotic surgery leader (da Vinci). ~60% recurring "razor-blade" revenue, wide moat (installed\n base + surgeon switching costs).\n\n Good: Revenue $4.4B→$10B since 2020, growth accelerating to +21% (2025); 18% procedure growth;\n best-in-class margins, net cash.\n\n Bad: Down 33% from highs on (1) valuation reset from ~70x, (2) growth decel (2026 guide +13-15%), (3)\n real competition arriving (Medtronic Hugo, J&J Ottava). Still priciest in its peer group (vs SYK 36x,\n MDT 22x).\n\n Verdict: Quality compounder, fairer-but-not-cheap. Business is intact (the premium came out, not the\n fundamentals). Competitors have the hardware but haven't breached the moat. Accumulate on weakness if\n you believe the moat holds — not a screaming bargain. Watch Hugo/Ottava share trends. |
| Kevin doesn't instill the calmness that Jerome does. Every time I hear Jerome voice, I sleep better at night. He has the voice of an angel. ASMR me powell. PLZ |
| I'm 4k in debt, my turns coming up next! |
| No |
| futes gonna rip tn, nothing ever happens |
| Sure, but here we are. You can’t go back in time. |
| SOXL or SPY 🤣 |
| Is it not completely obvious that HOOD is going to moon on earnings regardless of how shit they are? It's tanked the last 5 earnings and it seems like they're not gonna let it fall again given this sus coordinated pump |
| Only accept cash for tax purposes. |
| Dos commas baby! |
| I already don’t like him. Too happy |
| IEA predicting a oil glut |
| Awesome |
| Long weekend |
| War is over, fed chair is a shill |
| Has Trump fired him yet? |
| yeah I thought it was a cringe opener dude is a real chud imo |
| Sure you did |
| What should they be |
| Suck my dick for $5 |
| Right? All downvotes are coming from folks confusing it with office copilot or haven’t used the newer releases of GH copilot. |
| Something fascinating is the use of the term “deal” in international relations. It’s a recent shift in language……traditionally, diplomacy relied on terms like “treaties,” “agreements,” or “accords,” rather than a transactional word “deal.”\n\nSomething I’ve found interesting. |
| Oh my gourd! \n\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| If you were going to play tomorrow...what would you do? Got about $25 to yolo- \n\nCalls or puts on qqq? |
| Aaaaaand I'm broke, sitting behind a Wendy's dumpster |
| I just know some regards actually bought puts at the very bottom today LMAO |
| Any reason why futes are only up 0.5%? |
| Mu about to take its throne. Soon |
| not sure what the positive catalyst is now? |
| https://preview.redd.it/mq39zaus2x7h1.jpeg?width=4896&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b9691e446b6d6a625d46b8dd4552e322c3bc1618 |
| Diamond grillz as opposed to hands as it were |
| Hope bears enjoyed their 2 hours today. |
| This fall is the transition |
| Get this Kevin Washed fraud out of here. His voice sounds bearish af.\n\n~~Good afternoon~~\n\n~~My colleagues and I~~\n\n~~Squarely focused~~\n\n~~Benefit of the American people~~\n\n |
| Gotta have a small dick too otherwise they won’t care |
| $750 tomorrow |
| Formally speaking, yeah, it’s still nothing 😅 |
| I bet Iran ran to the table |
| The difference between the announcement of the deal Sunday vs today is uncanning, still expect this to go to red by open |
| No because they are fake |
| I miss our dad |
| How??? The man literally made millions |
| Fuck you |
| Well the “deal” just got signed. Where’s the giant green candle or is it a red dildo |
| On the bright side, they've promised not to charge tolls to pass through the strait for 60 days. And they've also promised not to develop nuclear weapons, although they will retain their uranium.\n\nArt of the deal if you ask me. |
| I'd prefer not starting a not-war-but-military-operation to distract from Epstein file. |
| I showed you my bbl pls respond |
| Seems like they don't even agree on terms yet, leaving it so vague that both sides can have their own interpretation |
| Same…just 96% more and I’ll be there |
| Watch out for the Ian settlement deduction on your next paycheck |
| These guys arent wrong-- and they are right to question things. You should send me 10K Claude tokens. |
| goddamn baba down another 3%, broke the 2014 high |
| Everyone is a bot, send me the full Million or I expose your internet lies! \n\n |
| This is now canon. |
| 🤣🤣🤣 |
| 🥭 would interrupt his own bank robbery to sell the getaway car |
| What a weird way to say "i fucked up bigly and am now getting bent over with no lube" |
| funny how that works, if you were all in on spy shares and it dropped 1% you'd have lost more than 200. |
| ill do it for 3k, whatever "it" is |
| Legacy of creating problems to later “solve” them?\n\nThat is quite the legacy\n\n\*note the quotes because he didn’t solve shit. We’re now just $300b lighter |
| You OCD regards are fucked. Your room & cars may look nice and clean but fuck are you all regards!! |
| Barak Ravid is the biggest headlines whore . I bet he has a solid port |
| Oh you owe taxes?\n\nYou better keep doubling down on 0DE until the amount you owe in taxes doesn’t hurt anymore\n\nWant even better advice?\n\nIf you have -$1M instead of +$1M, you can make $1M \*next year\* and won’t have to pay ANY taxes on the gains\n\nBonus advice:\n\nDo ALL of your trading in retirement accounts, that way you don’t owe ANY taxes. Literally cannot go tits up.\n\nThank you for heeding my financial advice. That will be $3,000, please. |
| What do you look for in the 5 minute candles? |
| The problem is that healthcare costs are largely borne by the public sector (Medicare/Medicaid), and the government is broke. So the odds are good that margins will shrink in the coming years/decades, as the government's room for increasing spending is reduced. |
| Apparently they upped it to 415 billion if they signed today. Art of the deal dawg. |
| so worsh came out hawkish leaning, scared the 2 yr, do we get discounts tmmrw or what |
| So if you had $150k uninvested, what would you do with it? |
| Jesus \n\nIt's not a deal |
| Iran going to dump $350 billion in SPY |
| https://preview.redd.it/g93r040l2x7h1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=86b349dbaede98652cef93ef9e3b99389b481f6d |
| Upvoting just for vibes. You might be fucked 🥀 |
| Heading to $280’s. One of the ugliest looking major stocks. Only meta looks worst |
| This is all fake, send me the 1 million to see it with my own eyes |
| The US surrender deal. |
| Owned them like 10 years ago bought in at like 20-30$ 😃 Held onto that sinking ship too long. Whats new with them? |
| GL with taxes dude, that's gonna be at least 40%. |
| Do we have time to form a task force to confirm tomorrow will be big red? |
| I have to assume that in this picture, your cheeks are full of monster energy, drink, ready to spew? 🧐 |
| NVDA is the biggest theta stock |
| 'Watch 5 minute candles and hope for the best, cut losses quickly'\n\nHow long do you wait for a position to go against you point-wise before cutting it? And what's your average winner in terms of points? |
| Buying one more coca cola share, putting me at 6. |
| I just need to suck some powerful dude’s dick and record it. |
| "Good day." |
| why is it recovering? where is the -25% promised 3000 years ago? |
| means nothing. the news broke monday and everyone knows it's a shitty deal . look at futures....nothing crazy happening |
| This will largely be what the final deal entails. |
| There was another that dropped $825,000 on shares. I think his was $210 or $216. The damn thing was he was up $22k lol |
| Sign before the commander in chief learns what he signed. |
| Why are we spending a trillion in military when it can't even beat Iran? Might as well put that 1 trillion toward the nation debt |
| This is bigly true |
| The Iran fund |
| I wouldn’t be surprised if Bibi commits one last war crime to tank this deal |
| Quitter talk, you have nothing to lose so go do something insane for clout and make money or something |
| Stop with the misinformation, we are not paying them. It's 'financing' investment by a consortium of countries & companies. Maybe we can turn Iran capitalist |
| Please buy SPCX |
| Gravity |
| Dont worry, the US tax payer will save the day. |
| Market has given back all of Monday. The Iran deal has been priced out. |
| Earnings and perhaps margins still heading up. I'm a little concerned about mag7 earnings growth, but apparently they haven't put that many data centers in, so depreciation shouldn't shock people. \n\nShare issuances used for capex are bullish s&p earnings, so I like the current momentum setup still, into next year. \n\nBanks are value factor, have the IB and SLR tailwinds, deregulation etc. they will fund or originate any reindustrialization process.\n\nHard to see how it goes awry for them mid and long term. Wish I bought Jpm a few days earlier obviously 😔\n\nTmo seems good. Biotech / XBI iirc is ripping |
| I know exactly what you're talking about. The implication that either will go to war over this is fucking moronic |
| Get this Volkswagen chart the fuck outta my feed |
| My thoughts: 4 words of which 1-3 are Why are you \n\nThere may be profitable companies, but if you strip the unprofitable companies out of spy it's been flat for 3 years so profitability is not terribly interesting to degenerates |
| Auto pen |
| It's a deal to make a deal. According to its terms, it also needs approval from the UN Security Council. |
| JPow would have lowered rates today. Smh. Bring my boy JPow back. |
| Great idea! By lowering the ask, you can build rapport resulting in more authentic engagement with the desired victim.\n |
| Hahaha yes…great ones but I feel for purple drank and know how ruthless things feel sometimes. |
| Posting an update since I’m seeing this a day later. He has lost almost 30K in one day. Could “skyrocket” 😀 tomorrow or lose it all, for OP sake, hopefully the later |
| It really should be placed in the comedy section |
| Well....if you had waited they were going for $23.50. Good luck |
| What they expect and what Really happens are usually very different |
| See you all tomorrow 👌🏻 |
| Just applied to clean toilets at SpaceX instead of Wendy's. Wish me luck. |
| Well look at how little Obama gave them, it’s hardly anything. |
| Godspeed fellow regard |
| 🥭 could have done nothing and he would have an excellent economy. |
| You tend to get a pretty bad deal when you lose a war. |
| MOU is really IOU 🤡 |
| oil to -150bbl by next week |
| Drop in the freaking bucket compared to what an escalated war would cost in opportunity and tax revenue |
| ahem |
| I don’t see how we can trade up on this. Throwing 300B of private investor money into Iran might as well be lighting it on fire. |
| Op “ I want large fries with that” \n\nMe “yes sir” \n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/tysvmqz82x7h1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=693d9cda372dbfa54be73cfc0ced94bde43e3706 |
| What ETFs specifically? I’m sitting on \~$150k uninvested with only some idea of what to do with it. I always see people saying what you’ve said, but how do I even begin? |
| True. I get impatient |
| The deal is signed. Do you know what that means for tomorrow? Either flat as my wife’s chest or 14” shrek cocks all around |
| yea oil to the ground we dont need it -150bbl by next week |
| No updates on CELH? |
| Why don’t you just invest in etfs or simply stocks you think will be incredible in 10 years? |
| Nope. We used to pretend we're retarded, now the sub have actual retards that would have been laughed out the door just 6 years ago. Last month a low IQ retard posted a PSA here to "not trust this specific Telegram group because I got scammed", then proceed to argue with everyone that he wasn't stupid and it was legit up till he got scammed. |
| Billionaires:\n\nUnited States — fairly consistent across sources, roughly 813–924:\n\nChina — this is where sources split dramatically, from \~470 to over 1,000: |
| What levels do you use man? Yesterday’s, lows/high and pre market. Also using 50 and 20 SMA, 8 EMA. Kinda gettin the hang of strat, trying to get on your level lmao |
| small glitch accidentally replaced scotty b's sell orders with buy orders |
| 🥭 should have just kept Powell |
| This is not a normal boom/bust cycle. There is a customer that will buy as much ram as the industry can produce at any price and will continue to do so until they run out of money. And they just happen to be a collection of the richest people on earth. \n\nDid you know a single NVL72 Rubin unit contains over 100TB of DRAM? Thats 100 **thousand** gigabytes in one single unit. And buyers are queued around the block to buy them |
| Bears in control thanks warsh |
| Is that code for "Im screwed" 🤔 |
| And it opens the SoH |
| mid terms too. maybe today was the start of it |
| Can you show me your app settings? I like this app in green. My colors on this app are red. I would like to adjust my preferences to show green instead. |
| that whole autopen saga earlier in his presidency was for this moment |
| Downvote obvs…. |
| Same |
| Its still unusual considering the insane movement its gone down on just from shitposts and rumors though |
| What? |
| You could say they got Strait to the point? |
| > Mango to host Dallas rally. \n\nHope its not an open top limo kind of deal. |
| Wishy warshy |
| This congress will do whatever Trump wants. |
| I hope someone told bibi... He's gonna be pissed and I bet he takes it out on someone. |
| Several major investor rights firms filed a class-action securities lawsuit against Microsoft on June 15-16, alleging that top executives concealed a material deceleration in Azure cloud growth, downplayed the massive capital outlays required for AI infrastructure, and hid structural performance and interoperability issues plaguing Copilot. That's materially different from "AI capex anxiety" — a securities fraud lawsuit adds legal overhang and headline risk that doesn't resolve quickly. Microsoft's projected $190 billion CY2026 capex run-rate is being compounded by a $25 billion spike in memory and component pricing, compressing cloud gross margins to 66%. There's also a France directive to migrate 2.5 million government workstations off Windows to Linux and an FTC investigation into Microsoft's cloud, AI, and software bundling practices. |
| Grok is dead |
| Hate the fact “grand wizard” is associated with that org, such a fucking dope title |
| Do you hate money? |
| He’ll change the metric they use to base inflation off of mark my words |
| Refresh your shit |
| It's pretty apparent the back half of this year is going to be fucking ugly |
| No that makes me feel the same |
| Warsh destroying the global economy was already priced in. |
| https://preview.redd.it/yh5ayfp12x7h1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8621a4316fc12d2dc1cabd5bd763528edffc7078 |
| what is 😮 |
| LOL to distract from the sudden drop of 1.5 trillion off the stock market. |
| Now watch Israel blow it all up 😂 |
| Markets not impressed by this loser deal |
| This is a gambling account. I don't even use robinhood. But yeah, this was a full degen gamble of which will be a tax loss harvest for the year. Don't think people on wsb appreciate degen gambles anymore. How times have changed. |
| Funds have already started being released to Iran.\n\nIt’s as good as done. |
| damn they mistakenly allowed the oil market to actually trade for like 90 seconds there |
| It's gambling, so basically just hope you get on a hot streak.\n\nGood luck! |
| Can I get one billion? I have a Iranian friend. |
| Repost it and give context about this play. |
| Everyone is a bot send me 100k and I’ll distribute the funds. |
| i just wanna spam calls |
| imo they need it hot to pay off debts. just not banana republic hot |
| March 9: "We're now totally independent of the Middle East. We don't need their oil."\n\nApril 1: "It doesn't really affect us. We have so much oil. We have tremendous oil and gas, much more than we need."\n\nJune 17: If I didn't agree to the MOU, we "would run out of reserves at about 4 weeks...we would really run out, and there'll be a time when you wouldn't be able to get it” \n\nProbably a good time to short oil now with all this winning. |
| Would you rather another forever war that costs trillions of dollars and a depression inducing oil into an AI bubble to create another refugee crisis and radicalize a generation of middle easterners?\n\nWe lost, it happens. Better to accept it now than later. Blame Israeli intelligence or 🥭 idc, but ending it wasn’t the fuck up.. it was starting it \n\nIf you want to beat Iran, it’s with peace, patience and open arms, not a closed fist. Let them be a Vietnam instead of another nuclear armed NK isolated from the rest of the world imo. |
| just close the fucking door |
| > [Memorandum of Understanding](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Memorandum_of_understanding)\n\nA memorandum of understanding (MoU) is a type of agreement between two (bilateral) or more (multilateral) parties. It expresses a convergence of will between the parties, indicating an intended common line of action. It is often used either in cases where parties **do not imply a legal commitment** or in situations where the parties cannot create a legally enforceable agreement. **It is a more formal alternative to a gentlemen's agreement.**\n\n \n |
| The worst deal in the history of deals, maybe ever. |
| Well, I, for one, would NEVER hope you get hit by a bus.\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| Iran wants to nuke Isreal and Isreal has this funny policy called the Samson doctrine iirc |
| Cope |
| DocuSign moon? |
| Papa! 😭 |
| *furiously starts doing press-ups* |
| any realized loss stings. my account was up 30k the other day but i lost $200 on spx 0dte and that was all i thought about all day |
| closed: won |
| # CALLS ON DOCUSIGN |
| It’s now $425 billion 😳 |
| Is Valhalla where it goes after it dies?… |
| QQQ might go -4% tomorrow |
| Then why not raise rates today? |
| So we can lose one more time |
| Yep, saving this post so it'll be my turn to post it in the comments when 2030 comes, assuming he's only doing 4 years |
| Tomorrows move: thoughts and prayers |
| 100% |
| Save money is losers. American spend money to make money |
| getting out of the car doesn't count 😄 |
| Futures seriously at -1.21%? Tf? |
| Im a retard tho |
| I have one very important question for you: \n\n \nWhy Tarded? |
| These past few months feel like an acid trip |
| Which correlates exactly with how much the dollar gained in value today. Nobody who held stocks today lost any value. |
| Yeah, exactly |
| Because not only is inflation above the fed target, but it's going -up-. \n\n |
| MOU doesn’t end a conflict. It should be a ceasefire though and the conflict may be resolved in solved over time from there. Or not |
| Jpow gone warsh in. Don't quit yet just go bear cuz these fuckers are crashing the markets. HAVE FUN GAY BEARS |
| Details on the website? |
| JD Vance’s fault if it doesn’t work. |
| Memoriam \nMemorandum \nMoratorium \n \nWhat will the next news anchor decide to call an MOU? |
| Now we get “Good day.” 🤮 |
| Yup |
| Prepare for war after 60 days. Iran is not going to give up their nuclear ambitions |
| So when did 🐝 🐝 Docusign?\n\nI'll await the answer with bated breath. 🙄 |
| Prove it with a $5k donation to retarded children of america |
| Sharia trials |
| When market is red, microsoft is red, when market is green microsoft is red, when market is pooping... blame broadcom |
| Just put the fries in the bag bro\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/cj156xvl1x7h1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=48075021c7e5ef0244c1221384d4d3e09edc3db3 |
| IOU 300 billion, signed Epsteins mother. |
| I posted it and it got taken down |
| If Iran truly was planning on nuking the world, why would they want control of the Strait? There would be no point |
| I already miss JPow's voice.\n\n*Good afternoon* |
| Gay and fake |
| I think I like the play. |
| https://preview.redd.it/yte8q9nj1x7h1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=42e41f5b77bfd875c1744f79589359e245eabe3d |
| Why down |
| Thing is I could totally see him saying this on Truth. Then generating an AI photo to prove it. |
| Switzerland isn't real except St Moritz is ok |
| Signing is scheduled for Friday. I bought 755 calls today because I thought sideways is better than down, but got Monday expiry in case there is a signing; or indeed a shitty event today that can be recovered. That scenario and action plan printed for me last weekend but I was way closer to the money, only 1.5 points out. After tomorrow I might feel better, and hopefully I can say I DO like Mondays 😄 |
| Once in Vegas at the Cosmopolitan, I was waiting in line at the banker cage at 6:30am while a guy got $20k counted out for him.\n\nWhen it was my turn, I said, “Wow that guy won a lot huh?”\n\nAnd the lady behind the counter said: “Shit, baby, that was a cash advance” |
| https://preview.redd.it/gc45qd4h1x7h1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3984385ef406a2d85333caa72cbf38ce3a7b547d |
| the fuck it is |
| It's up like 0.05%\n\nCalm down |
| Well deserved honey bun and coffee |
| MF gotta drop this in that chat to shock us all and make us drop our beers and blunts. This needs its own Yolo post so we can meme and lovingly insult this regarded play. |
| I’m on the opposite team. One of us will win. Hopefully we both don’t lose. |
| Lmao just put Xmas day |
| You playing earnings?\n\nWhat dte? |
| https://preview.redd.it/5y0ehrkf1x7h1.jpeg?width=1402&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=31c5fd7346b37bc5a6ff58009b7769bd9860abe5 |
| My ex and I signed a memoriam of understanding |
| And China has the strongest middle class. 36% saving rate comparing to 4% in the US. |
| ~~None. I think tomorrow is a holiday.~~\n\n \nThat's Friday! We can trade tomorrow! |
| It's Trump... We've renamed it to The Shart of the Deal |
| See Warsh’s face after everytime he says task force |
| Hell send you 10k worth of taxes next year you now owe. Wish granted! |
| But what if you call it a deal while making accordion hands? |
| This is the MOU with a lot of outstanding parts. Still things should start moving (and I think I saw a BBC report that 3 fully loaded Iranian tankers were past any blockade). \n\nStill there are a LOT of carrots for Iran. Still who knows what this'll work out or what will happen with those next confirmations. The 300 billion number is.. well astronomical. |
| Guessing it’ll run to 1000 before Aug earnings |
| After the hopium of the mou any news is gonna be bad news I fear |
| 7465C here we go 💲💲💲 |
| Sounds like you're on the set of 'survivor' - good luck bro. |
| Sooo you started with 3 million $? |
| Mr. Musk isn't going to feel so good if the market tanks before the lockout period ends |
| Let’s see. Who’s really giving opportunities in trading right now like actually??? |
| Probably signed 2 days ago and waited for a dip to announce it lol |
| Taking a loan to bet the market is a highly regarded move in this crowd |
| This from someone who posted the top was in on MU 42 days ago! Not so sure about your assessment. |
| Need a task force for my autism today |
| Its higher for longer + Fed dropping forward guidance = market uncertainty. |
| Why? Like every other administration for the past 50 years knew this was the result of attacking Iran.... |
| Pics? |
| i like green schlongs not red |
| The deals haven’t held each week. What muppets believe this time is different |
| I just put the fries in the bag man |
| Christ that picture takes me back |
| Didn't Max Fosh already do this? |
| My city council wondering if they can reopen a homeless shelter for $300k meanwhile we're giving terrorists $300b lmao |
| https://preview.redd.it/mt8m4yja1x7h1.jpeg?width=1402&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=73a321ba3d44664d37696bad13c33d178a585056 |
| Our leader wants load more calls. |
| So you’d prefer we send in ground troops, drag this out for years, oil skyrockets, and end up paying much more in the long run? |
| Tomorrow will be the most green day in history |
| 🥭Medicare for Iranians🤡 |
| BRING BACK THE FUCKING JPOW YOU CRAZY BASTARDS |
| The 'Dubai Toilet' Memorandum |
| I think you're underestimating just how expensive memory is right now. They had like 400% margin on RAM upsells before and now it's 0%, so, they're raising prices. |
| bad feeling about this, june is gonna be nasty. |
| Calls on DOCU |
| Should be fine 👌 |
| Oil is going up after MoU signed news. LMAO. |
| couldnt agree more, robot ass pausing between words |
| Just when you thought inflation might be getting under control Iran confirms tolls are being charged LMAO |
| That's what too much meth would make you |
| Calls on docusign |
| https://preview.redd.it/xlopuj0e0x7h1.jpeg?width=1206&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=44c31dfa380d6e70cab149203361dd370e01abd1\n\n \nWWKD? \nHe’d borrow on margin like he’s borrowed our money for his whiskey habit and fkn YOLO everything into SPCX. |
| Can you fuck my wife? |
| wtf??? why is SAAS down????? \n\nLiterally only semis are moving up. That's why the dow is only up 2% from it's feb top while QQQ is up 20%. \n\n |
| Sorry man. |
| How many trillions wiped out at the end of the day today and I know that sometimes it flows back in but I don't think this is one of those times homies prepare accordingly \n\nJaypaw is gone and so are the dog days |
| Geron |
| Real gay |
| These are international countries what type of contract, binding or not, do you actually expect them to follow? Every arrangement between nations is essentially an MOU. The other nation is going to sue to the leader of the other nation lol |
| Ain’t no millionaire after you pay your ‘26 taxes |
| Have you considered it's real tho? |
| EU got to be kicking themselves that they passed up on a chance to go to war with Trump |
| Yep. We only pump on fake peace deals. |
| I’ll notarize this post for 150 |
| Futes blood green. Ber go home |
| Why does everybody assume rate hikes? |
| 2023 inflation up, inflation up, inflation up |
| Have you said thank you to the TASK FORCE tho? |
| ust think about it he’s gotta pay hundreds of thousands in taxes! Doesn’t that make you feel a little better? lol |
| MASSIVE RED CANDLE! |
| Okay cohen |
| Calls on Docu |
| You are always chasing that first high |
| Ah yes. Sell everything because the Fed will publish different guidance or not at all, which the market knows was always inaccurate and wrong. Makes sense. |
| \-said everyday |
| China can't compete with USA. We have all the rich people |
| Real and gay? |
| How the hell did you lose money on gold/silver stocks? |
| double or nothing |
| It’s just a memorandum, not a real bet |
| !banbet MSFT 420 45d |
| TO your brokerage account?\n\nHere we go again |
| Yep.\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/vkuukmg11x7h1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=37082f9f4eaa457523b15bae38c82d661821c8b4 |
| Bro,Edit skill is awesome. Next time use small fonts🤣🤣😂 |
| Markets won't care. You think people are going to stop investing, forever, because no fed guidance? Please |
| Yeah I’ve just been buying shares, but it deserves way more action in here |
| https://preview.redd.it/lcjpx7m01x7h1.jpeg?width=882&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8527f89fa07dfbe19f9028a81f2b20cbcff271bb |
| But they did sign the peace deal already right? |
| Yes |
| Just survived at least my 8th round of layoffs in the last 2+ years! Feelin' lucky, someone give me something worth rolling the dice on! |
| This has been known for over 4 years \n \nhttps://www.richmondfed.org/publications/research/econ_focus/2022/q4_federal_reserve |
| REFINANCE THE 300 BIL WHERE DONNY |
| The 1.5B was for arms deal that Iran paid for during the Shah era, and the US never delivered the weapons and kept the money, that accumulated to this amount after interest |
| I'm still a wage cuck tho |
| JPow remotely controlling a vibrator up Warsh’s butt |
| Because "DOW Falls 0.76%" just doesn't have the same ring to it |
| Tomorrow's triple watching day would probably end up as a doomsday |
| futures red already |
| Who wants to full port spy calls with me at 10am market open after the fake dip? |
| If tsla breaks below $390 it’s gonna dump hard |
| Ya don’t forget the $50 Billion we’ve already spent, along with 42 Downed Aircraft, over a dozen lives lost (US lives), and burning through our ammo stockpiles that we now have to rebuild. |
| No it's not what the stance was, it was the speech by Warsh affirming their stance to potentially hike rates later this year. But I swear they've been teasing this for 2 months. Now suddenly the market reacts |
| NVDA 2025 low was 95. It's above 200 right now. |
| Is that rubles? |
| Banbets do not actually ban now? wtf |
| Can markets go up 3% tomorow pls thx. I need exit liquidity |
| Sell the news |
| Hard to say. You ever watch pro tennis, the serves are so fast the returner has to basically just guess and pick a side and hope he's right? |
| Billionaires: "BRING BACK PDT!!! This wage slave just escaped my plantation!" 😭😭😭 |
| U win?? |
| Poor |
| Trump told me $200B |
| There is no deal signed tomorrow to end the war. There is a proposal for a MOU to begin a 30 day period of ceasefire to end the war |
| A task force is being formed to address today’s price action |
| 🥭 loving bulls (all of them) about to hate Juneteenth grand wizard style when they remember the market is closed |
| Pretty sure Grok just draw some CP and sent it. |
| Yes |
| Thoughts on GPUS? |
| Banbet don't actually ban now? really? |
| Oh boy, he’s out this weekend, isn’t he |
| Me too, couldn’t resist 52 week low. |
| Biggest takeaway from today was the Fed no longer publishing their guidance. Markets will NOT like that. Puts it is |
| So WDC just gonna rip to 1000 under the WSB radar?\n\nGonna yolo $100k of 800 Dec 2028 leaps |
| its so over or were so back? |
| Holy shit so much options $$$ is going to get wiped out if SPCX doesn’t move like 600 billion in value over the next 24 hours |
| Call on Docu Sign tomorrow |
| everything reminds me of her |
| Do this three more times and you’re a billionaire! |
| Iran has been enrolled in the drip campaign |
| Tim Cook?? Wtf you retired, get the hell out of here |
| Is Spacex going to reach Vahalla or Mars first? |
| GPUS is about to rip |
| doesnt matter Iran is never going to actually honor any deal. |
| Honestly share price is probably more based on vibes than fundamentals these days. My point is more that this is the type of company that is not going anywhere no matter what. As for the growth - the demand for compute is only growing. Today big part of that is AI, but there is also the boring part of storing and processing data.\n\nI feel they are in similar situation to Intel last year. Everyone was clowning on them, you could see headlines of Intel loosing market share to AMD. Their chips may not be the most exciting thing right now but something has to go in all those laptops companies deploy to their workers. And Intel has actual capacity to produce those. AMD sells barely anything in comparison. Similarly I think msft is sitting on massive pile of hard assets in data center infrastructure and those assets make them really good money even in without AI. |
| They have agreed to talk about it for 60 days. |
| Buy til I cry |
| https://preview.redd.it/yavfpf2k0x7h1.jpeg?width=904&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c8ba633124fb5d2c5dd8628f24ba3934e87d6324\n\n \nHe will be back. They always come back. Right now He’s just in the FA phase of FAFO. |
| Shut up, don't lower the ask you idiot |
| Other than data centers they fumbled the bag on pretty much every other AI opportunity they had. Gates' Microsoft would never have let Cursor eat their VS Code lunch and sell for 60 billion. Remember the brief moment in 2023 / 24 when people said Bing would make a comeback as a premier search engine? Or they shut down bing chat for completely unclear reasons for crap Copilot? Huge misses all around. |
| I love inflation! |
| GPUS is the sleeper |
| No it’s a ‘regional’ fund and a ‘promise’ to invest 300bn dollars in the infrastructure and economy of Iran. \n\nHowever! US has said they don’t need to contribute a cent, and maybe the Emiratis will build Iran a power plant and that’ll be that |
| are you getting the 300 billion then |
| There are not looking to sign a deal for 30 \nDays. At this time they are seeking an MOU |
| Forreal dawg? |
| Better start building Wendy’s in Iran, behind the dumpster there’s good money, maybe 300bil |
| Bibiboy@protonmail.com - is gonna get so much s***mail today - For shame! |
| honestly if i were a trillionaire i would just cause rapid inflation as i gambled away on 0dtes |
| I realized by trying to find the perfect trade, I end up losing. I’m just gonna draw a chart tomorrow for SPY and trade that |
| Fake ass screenshots gfy😂 |
| 99.9999 % |
| You leave Polish people out of this! |
| I think your blue origin king pin was short papa elon a while back, perhaps he turned regard and said ipo to the moon instead of this outdated capsul? |
| I’m so tired of winning. |
| Adopt me (please) |
| Didn’t we bomb their cities and we were on the precipice of losing both market and tax revenue dollars for decades due to the oil shock?\n\nA few hundo billion is a drop in the bucket\n\nThe fuck up was starting it, not ending it |
| Any predictions on what nickname Don is going to give Kevin when he starts ranting about not getting cuts? |
| That’s a lot of words can you just tell me if I should buy calls or not |
| They’re both bots. Don’t fall for it. Send me 5k or this is fake |
| That would be nice to see 100k |
| That’s corporate culture |
| I see that crypto lmao |
| he touched me on my task force |
| Lmao |
| Based af behavior |
| 100% |
| He didn’t even say thank you yet |
| 🤣 is the deal in the room with us right now |
| If only there was a deal with Iran which gave Iran sanctions relief in exchange for them not building a nuclear weapon a war could of been avoided. And no I am not talking about the JCOPA,that shit was woke and gay. |
| I sold mine today too |
| Haha I did credit spreads first and those you win $100 or loose like $500, supposedly win more often. So now once I spend that $80 I just consider it gone lol. |
| No i mean with tariffs |
| By the very real and totally not fabricated numbers, it’s ok. I’m in workforce development for young adults and it’s a fucking bloodbath out there right now. Worst I’ve seen in my career. But I also agree, inflation first and let the economy sort itself out. Stagflation is a bitch that way. |
| Jpow was one of a kind |
| How much did we pay Iran |
| Autis tre gard |
| Thank you for your attention to this matter. |
| The US has become a joke. And this is coming from a Europoor |
| Ban |
| It sucks |
| Send me $190 so I can get a SPCX share |
| What are the odds Israel fucks this up? |
| It literally always is though |
| Congress will never sign the unconditional surrender for a non war |
| this could’ve been done without the 300B in the first place. If american corporations wanted to do business there then they would’ve persuaded the government to let them long time ago. |
| won't happen... what the market isn't pricing in yet is that gen Z loves Netflix and they weren't around when it was 6.99/month no ads.\n\nTo them, the current Netflix is what has always been. They won't be cancelling they love it. Take your millennial head out of your ass. "boo hoo I want free Netflix again" |
| Starting a war that created a 2nd bout of inflation is bad enough already |
| Microsoft Edge - built on Google Chormium… |
| \-48% is nothing to brag about |
| It sounds like he said business and consumption will dictate rates not the FED. Prices are high people are consuming less so to get it to flip they will cut rates. It didn't help that the press kept asking him the same questions repeatedly each time he gave the same vague answer. |
| So will the Iranian world cup team be allowed to stay in the US for the tournament now? |
| 🏆 |
| Is this the deal of the deal of the deal or is this really a big deal? |
| Old news, bro |
| Rate hikes on the table now fellas |
| Not at all but you could have gotten more for cheaper at open likely |
| "I love the auto pen!" - 🥭, probably |
| if it signs it's going to be like +5% tomorrow |
| Permission to borrow this? |
| he didnt say good afternoon! |
| This whole thing is a big joke, just like our portfolios |
| **Your electronic funds transfer** \n**(EFT) was successfully processed** \n\n**From** \nAn account at JPMORGAN CHASE BANK, NA \n\n**To** \nFidelity account ending in #### \n \n**Amount** \n$50,000.00\n\n\*rubs hands together\* |
| Now that’s optimism. |
| That is actually a better deal than what is happening. It is not going back to how it was. It will be open 60 days then will be controlled based on Iran's desires. So closed unless paid for. |
| [Trump says oil reserves would run out in 4 weeks without Iran deal, risking ‘bedlam’](https://thehill.com/policy/energy-environment/5928618-iran-deal-oil-reserves-g7/) |
| honestly this is correct |
| Obama was 1.5B. This is 325 so that is close to 300x worse. And let’s not forget the cost of the war which was 70B and 16 US Military Personnel and an uncounted number of aircraft. |
| I’d do it for $200 |
| It's on the website |
| Delete this for my mental health. |
| The MOU simply states that they will in the future sign an actual agreement with the details found in the MOU as the basis.\n\nThis really does mean nothing. |
| You’re a fuckin 🤡 bro. Go sit this one out. |
| Welcome to the club. |
| I’m actually starting to understand the neurotic FIRE people now |
| The is a secret code for $RUN recovering AH, isn’t it 🧐 |
| Im thinking Hood will hit a new ATH by August. Good luck regards |
| Truly is an end of an era with Jpow gone.\n\nThis new guy sounds fake as fuck with the way he talks like he’s putting on an act. What a fucking weirdo |
| I use GitHub Copilot CLI with Claude Opus at work as a data engineer and it’s so damn good |
| If you have invested into snap and cannot take a 50%-60% drawdown well you didnt invest your money you are just in it to make a few couple pennies.\n\nThe business is openly working; there is IP creation at a fraction of the companies that trade at multi trillion usd valuations. |
| The amount of retards here trying to lie about the money or even suggest its a good deal is amazing. Sub really has had an invasion of a certain flavor of tards in recent years. |
| Trump lost Bigly! |
| I had 100 but kept unloading 10 lots on the way up but held firm on keeping these last 10. I'm up more on these 10 then I made on the other 90 😞\n\nMU earnings & guidance next week should push it well past 900 I hope. |
| That's the thing that no one is going to talk about...we gave China a shit ton of data points on our weapons systems, radars, etc, and the fact that Iran even got in a few jabs was a starting point for the adversaries. |
| Tell me exactly what kworsh said that hurt your feelings |
| I AM FREEEE |
| But there are electronics in the auto pen! |
| It's because most of the day traders are over here looking at memes and loss porn. |