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| The problem with this is, I think Iran is fed up and they aren’t going to agree to this kind of thing anymore. \n\nDuring the last strikes, there was some coordination and Iran warned us ahead of time when they launched the missiles and drones. \n\nThey aren’t willing to do this anymore because we just keep coming back with more demands, more economic warfare, and more spycraft. \n\nI think at this point the Iranian leaders view this as an existential battle and they aren’t fucking around anymore. |
| Oh wow. I’ve been waiting to get one share under $50,000. Now I can!! |
| No worries 🤝 |
| stop looking for a job/working a regular job and start regardmaxxing |
| Can not wait for the battles between the bulls and shorts when all these cash accounts convert to margin accounts. Bulls will have an opportunity to fight the massive short flushes we see everyday. |
| Fuck my fat chungus life |
| $rope |
| Gold has been and will remain a volatile commodity. The opposite of a stable currency. But by all means keep owning yourself. |
| Is HIMS gonna pick a direction Jesus Christ |
| Idk how you guys didn’t see this coming |
| take the $50 profit and run |
| “Fits” into your man’s tight a hole |
| Cause we never have lost the amount that Russia has lost in Ukraine 🤌 |
| Update next year? You’re already shopping for cheap rope tho. |
| I agree. I think survivorship bias is extremely strong on this sub. Because people see the massive gains and think. Yep, that's going to be me. When most options expire worthless. |
| Puts cooked too, it needs to drop tmr |
| Imagine some war out in the desert affecting companies in the US |
| True but Iran is not just going to take bombing attacks without fighting back |
| can you send me a gpu? I will use it for the good of humanity. |
| Calls on margin this week |
| TACO gonna order iran and mexico strikes tomorrow. book it son. |
| None, cause those people are crazy.\n\nHowever, they were wrecked. |
| Lot's of people hoping it all burns down. I agree... sad, and pathetic |
| Huckabee creating a geopolitical crisis calling for greater Israel lmao |
| Ya, but there's no way they would lie to us twice would they? |
| now Delroy Lindo knows how my computer feels when $NBIS is red |
| If I told you as we entered 2026 that MSFT would be -30% and PLTR down nearly 40% would you have thought the SPX would just be -2%? |
| Least 75% MAYBE like 10% buys puts imo, always calls |
| aw geez |
| 🤣😭💀 |
| dollars. she said 50,000 dollars. lol |
| Either you were too young to remember or you just didn’t watch the news |
| That won't get better either. College is fundamentally broken. Always has been but now jobs aren't easy to get anymore so the lack of real skills and experience destroys your chances. |
| why did Eric T tweetus deletus all his craptoe/WLFI posts this morning? gonna be a wild week |
| How much experience does the Anthropic team have migrating COBOL code? The Anthropic marketing team deserves to be making more money than their AI researchers because they are doing an AMAZING job on pivoting the narrative from the AGI that was going to happen as they scale training to Claude Code will replace all SAAS and home school your children. |
| MOST FAT PEOPLE ARE POOR 😂 😂 |
| yah just like venezuela, syria and libya right?. They will not rally around the flag except for few hardcore regime supporters that fight to the bitter end. |
| It’s funny when the bull case in here is that the retard stops being retarded.\n\nSPY 600 EOW. |
| Literally no reason to buy hims over novo |
| ok - i think its finally time to buy Novo Nordisk. |
| Who else got kicked in the nuts by the market today? Upvote\n\n🙋♂️ |
| I need 🌮 to tweet something bad about anthropic to save my MSFT position |
| We should be talking about the Dow being at 50000 dollars |
| Are people seriously crying when we only dropped by 1%? Please only cry after we dropped more than 10% |
| IOT calls\nSKM calls |
| When everything in the store is made out of hard plastic. What is the point? |
| They are good at strikes, not so good at all out war.\n\nHow many of the last big wars did they win?\n\nAfghanistan?\nIraq?\nVietnam?\n |
| Sounds like a parasite burrowed its way into the heel of your foot. |
| penpal halted on a "report", and no news in AH. lame |
| Welp looks like tomorrow I’ll be getting calls\n\nFrom my divorce lawyer. |
| What is the primary bottleneck preventing the production of more energy‑efficient chips? |
| Obviously fake and gay\n\nDo mods do anything here? |
| And the stock market will love that |
| Conversion therapy usually backfires |
| Healthcare and emergency response like EMT/FF going to dominated by human labor for a long time. \n\nIf AGI advances enough that robots can replace a firefighting station then there’s no point in really worrying about what you should do cause there will be no jobs |
| People are getting compound semaglutides in the US with no issue. It’s so easy to get cheaper drugs from other companies. |
| India told it's citizens to leave Iran immediately. Then know. |
| They are dying in the streets by the thousand at the hands of the current regime. They aren't rallying to them. |
| I'm tired of these daily Claude stock crashes |
| Wow the shine from your diamond hands is unreal ! It’s blinding me! |
| my days here are numbered cuz of a stupid typo\n\n!banbet |
| Well, mfsoft cant drop any lower right? |
| Guilty 😔 |
| 6200 by may |
| I’m holding 40k of msft shares, but you’re cooked.\n\nGona test its 200 day around 370 before any chance of s recovery. |
| More importantly, you lose buyers with disposable income. You break the circle. The only way to somehow duct tape it back together is draconic taxation of automation/AI and hand-outs to all the unemployed. But this is already a borderline zombie apocalypse scenario. |
| Sell the same day then |
| Satya Nadella seen leaving BAFTA awards with sheet over head $MSFT -4% |
| why i keep getting cramps in the arch of my foot wtf shit fucking kills |
| 🧨 |
| what happened to that college kid that spent his entire savings on MSFT calls like 2 weeks ago |
| wow what happened |
| Stat was the easiest of them all |
| Then why have we lost the last three and fought to a draw in Korea? |
| No bitching when the Dow is over 50k |
| buying calls but not all in |
| All these bull traps are diabolical but super methodical, they rally it just far enough, for bol to think uptrend is back when it isn't |
| It can do that but it's expensive and a pain to get right. |
| Why are you trying to push out home computing and gaming in favor of a subscription based cloud service? Does Nvidia not already make enough from price gouging and corporate subsidies to pay their taxes? Is it just outright greed? |
| i mean buying back and turning it its xPayments would be something he could do. That being said, its too close to the IPO to do this |
| I don’t think Trump will do anything in Iran really. |
| whatever i buy literally tanks 10% the next day |
| $IBM -10% after outburst at BAFTA awards |
| Nice. How many of those fat ppl can afford it since most insurance companies don’t cover it for obesity? |
| I am still holding this burning turd filled bag -75% sad sad. Didn't think it would bother buttfucking itself even further. |
| #The last time I was bearish was in 2022 and we drilled from January to December LMAO🤌 |
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| That’s juicy |
| Thank you 🙃 |
| We spend too much paying off interest on our debt? |
| Trade school. Be a lineman or a plumber |
| SPY puts are gay\n\nDFEN calls are where its at |
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| high key concerned right now |
| What are you trying to say? |
| Seriously. I’m a libtard and he is visually slimy imo and doesn’t have charisma. |
| I full ported BULL at 11.50 few months ago and got out somehow breakeven. I almost lost everything |
| Is invisalign worth it ? I was born with gay teeth |
| 💯 spot on |
| 🥭 may do something big and stupid soon so he can talk about it at SOTU tomorrow night |
| There will continue to be an increased need for therapists. |
| It's a fuse. Do you have a lighter? |
| That is what gets me every time. Don't want to give up the last trade in the cash account because that's it for the day. Stay in too long and get flushed. |
| I’m feeling pretty secure as a new grad in water/wastewater engineering |
| Day trader - no degree required |
| No need to wait, we’ll have them by Wednesday |
| Anyone listening to this HIMS call? |
| ? what do you mean when i sent money to my joint account it takes a week. Are you talking about zelle i guess? |
| After SeptemBEAR, OctoBEAR, NovemBEAR and DecemBEAR didn't pan out it's a good thing we still have FBEARuary... |
| And just like that reasonable parking in a random driveway is now going to cost $9.75/hr |
| Everyone is obviously afraid of Iran war |
| Thats what they said about Iraq |
| Unfathomable amounts more. More than ALL the money... literally. Its just a giant house of cards bubble. Everyone knows it is too which almost seems to have a weird stabilizing effect (at least for now) since it literally CAN'T pop........\n\nYet... |
| ARC Raiders gettin wild updates |
| I'll call you from CECOT\n\nBe my conjugal visit? |
| Cults die out. Move on to the next one. |
| coping so hard... really sad to see it |
| I heard Wendy’s is hiring |
| bad bot |
| angry and unfucked |
| Dude mortgaged his house for SPY puts expiring 2 weeks out lmao, this will age so well\n\nRemindMe! 14 days |
| Funny how bitcoin was supposed to be a hedge against instability |
| No mosquitoes.... |
| And I was a data analyst for 2 years and just winged it.\n\nStill didn't make sense. |
| Thanks pimpin youre right. I have done this too many times and gave it all back with interest. Ill pick a lane and stick to it, gotta stop thinking im Neo or some shit and that im gonna time it all juuuuuuuust right |
| You can setup ToS to show vol even if you only hold shares |
| The same fat logic got people into Homegrocer.com |
| So many retards thought MSFT calls were a sure bet after the earnings drop and the proceeding week selloff 😂 |
| SNOW has been so shitty. |
| III-ad you are literally helping him with nothing. I think he knows he screwed up big time and didn't admit defeat when he should off or risk managed properly. Everyone is a heroe with Monday's news paper.\n\nBreaking even so far OTM is unlikely. Take the L as soon as it bounces. Or at least walk away now with a secure loss. Although I assume tomorrow because of theta will be even higher.\n\nEverything is pending on NVDA earnings this week. Because there is no other possible catalyst that can save you other than PPI. Which I dont think will make the market super bullish... NVDA is expected to beat earnings, so hopefully MSFT will recover some... This is a very BIG IF.\n\nSo if NVDA doest saves you, either you pray for a miracle or sell. Because you already lost more than your money.\n\nHope this helps. |
| We got similar LEAPS. I also have them on CPER |
| KEYS |
| “Pedophiles sponsor all these fucking racist bastards,” - Run The Jewels |
| The hardest question today is what should an 18 year old do a degree/career in? |
| 🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭🤧🤧🤧 |
| You just know there's a bunch of rich dudes paying the cartels protection money so they can shoot people in Mexico right now. |
| burger king and tim hortons\n\nits called a reverse merger |
| One more bull trap tomorrow at the open around \n\n604 qqq\n\n6880 /es\n\n\nThen 6600 by Friday open |
| Just a hint: it’s Iran arming rusia, not the other way around. \n\nBut if they manage to sink a carrier the US will be forced into a land op and will get bogged down in it. I like your trade |
| riiiight... good luck |
| #the dow is now worth $48,804.06 thousand dollars US AUSA USA |
| Nah I think this is bullshit. \n\nEvery single time the USA fights a war, we run a propaganda campaign claiming we’re liberating the people from an oppressive regime , and the people love us and support us and are going to welcome us with open arms if we invade. \n\nIt’s never true. Sure there is always some opposition within the country, but the vast majority of people in Iran hate the US and Israel waaaaay more than they hate their own leaders. |
| 390 |
| Imagine hoping for bad things to happen so you can make money... what a sad life |
| And Tehran is about as far away as you can get from where the US would most likely try to land |
| What strike? |
| Give me a V! |
| Godspeed |
| at this rate, he might tell us before the call ends that his dick also doesnt work with the pills |
| Pot of greed draws 3 cards now huh. Damn modern yugioh powercreep\n\nI think you should be fine. I cant imagine the cartel will still be butthurt by then |
| Hasn’t been for almost two weeks |
| Peak propaganda consumer. |
| Im in it for the long term but good luck w your endeavors |
| get gud |
| “Your honor if I brought the car back I would have had been forced to spend even more time near MrBeast” |
| ty ty |
| Lilly has a superior product and Americans know how to run companies and make money, Novo dropped the bag and its over ( speaking as a NVO stock holder) |
| Bers are a scourge on this earth |
| Surely we have got to be near a bottom. Looking at a 5 year chart it makes me want to buy leap calls |
| What strike? |
| Now we can talk about the files again |
| If you have to scream "I am a good president the dow is 50k"\n\nThen you are, in fact, not a good president, and the dow will not remain at 50k |
| Fuck this snow mannnn |
| 👁👄👁 |
| YOU HOLDING A LOT OF $SPY SHARES BRO? R/BOGLEHEADS THAT WAY |
| GTFO at $44 before this clown company shot themselves in the foot again. |
| Should’ve just retired |
| You listened to a market maker's bot. Them clankers are everywhere. |
| I just bought puts on HOOD. Which regard is getting fucked |
| A ground invasion of Iran is virtually impossible, its terrain is extremely inhospitable whatever side you invade from |
| Soon brother |
| "Hmm, air plan house empty. Maybe soon air plane house full again" People made plenty of money during the pandemic with their sound analysis. |
| Statistics is my worst subject cause I never believed it.\n\nCalculus, no problem\n\nDiffy cue, no problem\n\nPhysics, no problem\n\nStatistics, OMFG WTFISTHISHOWCANITBETRUEHOWDOUKNOW!!!&$*÷,#,#, |
| do you know how fucked this sub would be if we had 3 red days in a row of 1-2%? |
| Tbh march could be flat but after march straight up |
| “I yoloed everything”\n\nShow it coward |
| Like fucking starting a ten year old push mower. Yank that shit so hard, your balls turn into beyblades. |
| when he went to the island he just got out of his chair and walked around like a normal person |
| I am poor |
| More than half |
| he also hated hes daughter lisa |
| With what troops? US only stationed warships there, China is too busy with domestic problems and yapping on internet, Russia is still busy with their 3-day special military operations that have entered its 4th year. It's nothing but show of force and a defense stocks bull trap |
| No boots on ground means it's just another bombing, safe, easy to pull out, not a war. |
| We are just setting up for another run on spy but we have to consolidate and push money around until it fills in the cracks, after that we continue upward forever. |
| If you read this sub you’d think we just lost 30% on SPY this year. |
| same! |
| I, for one, can't wait for OP to short the Czech Republic.\n\nIt's the insurance policy we need for the inevitable civilwar/balkanization/collapse of America. \n\nI give it 5 years tops? Then we'll have hot Czech girls prowling the US streets and paying us poor American guys to have sex with them in public for their "American Streets" porn vids. |
| Yes |
| What if we just stay flat while inflation eats us alive? |
| What a gamer |
| He's also bald. Didn't see that one coming |
| lol |
| They use those in indonesia for some dumb fucking reason, i was living there for a few months and learned the hard way not to put fresh fruit at the bottom. |
| Buy QNC tomorrow regards |
| It's not even that bearish in here. Half you fucks bought calls |
| and the issue with firing a fuck ton of people is you lose insitutional knowdlege |
| i get why hims is down, personally i take pills to make my dick smaller so it "fits" |
| they must be fucking heavy LMFAO |
| It deserves an embargo for stealing American jobs |
| This isn’t really all to do with AI. Investors have finally realized what everyone in tech already knew. The product of these SaaS companies was vaporware and ready to be disrupted. |
| Life was better when Kingdom Hearts has that Chain of Memories commercial on TV lol |
| THE DOW IS NO LONGER 50K |
| The next crash will be of biblical proportions, lmao |
| Getting dicked by $MU |
| Sadly you lost me when you said they would stop em.\n\nIt will be a slaughter, needless death again. But I bet both nuts it would be so one-sided it wouldn't last longer than 6-8hours at most.\n\nYou fail to remember why the US doesn't have universal healthcare. |
| -1k |
| CVNA to sub-300 this week 📉 |
| rule 34 is feminist and progressive |
| ... |
| The ceo of HIMS is stalling with generic marketing ploy. |
| Do you understand that Iran is surrounded on 3 sides by virtually impenetrable mountains? And the other side it is protected by water. There is no chance of a ground invasion, the absolute worst will be aerial bombing. There is a reason why Iran has not suffered the levels of historic colonisation that its neighbours have - it is very very difficult to invade. |
| My psychic says at least 3 more weeks of bear and then Jupiter will align with Mars and war in Egypt will break out but NVda will be $250 |
| There’s a shoelace hanging out of my asshole. Should I yank it out? |
| Allow the POTUS and his lap dog help price it in some moor.\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/spmo7fwhkblg1.png?width=543&format=png&auto=webp&s=078ef4de4bc1a8fa26bca925220946365afeb3db\n\n |
| got bored |
| Nothing straight like bending yourself into a pretzel to get a dick in your mouth |
| I don’t think anybody is thinking we would invade Iran with an army. At most we are going to bomb them for a bit. You are correct though in that Iran is much more capable compared to Venezuela. If they manage to sink an aircraft carrier or something, at that point mango may not have any choice but to invade |
| Some say she's a 10, but I say she's 99.99% fine. |
| For real though, I'm basically betting on them now starting to scale up production for commercial use, there's been some promising developments in recent weeks: \n\nhttps://api.investi.com.au/api/announcements/fgr/4e91ae3e-63e.pdf\n\nhttps://api.investi.com.au/api/announcements/fgr/ae3c7777-514.pdf\n\nBut this is a long play and might not pan out 🤷♂️ |
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| one day, the world will be split into two groups, those who were alive to experience when ASU frat leader utterly framemogged clavicular on camera, and those who were not yet born and had to learn from history books |
| up or down |
| Pull up terrain pull up terrain |
| Are there a lot of those |
| Israel enters the chat |
| Those fuckers are going to win the race unless they're handcuffed by this baboon administration |
| It’s actually so fucking disheartening. Decide to be responsible and invest/ trade in your early 20’s just for some dipshit to ruin it.\n\nLike I’d rather take my port and play roulette. At least I’m having fun |
| he just screamin it |
| Who bought 685 puts on Friday that expired today |
| you have severe nutrition deficiency. you just are not able to make the hormones to enjoy life. start with liposomal vitamin c and d and k2 and magnesium. sorry for the ghey life advice |
| Touch grass |
| I made $61 today… |
| Our pot of greed interactions just devolve into this 🤣:\n\nhttps://youtu.be/AUnPN385wLI?si=gy_mj_euUSuXjXXU\n\n\nI’m supposed to be in Mexico in April, will I die? |
| because nobody pays for porn |
| Can I be a stock analyst? I can mindlessly bump prices a few dollars every time they go up and bump them down any time they go down. I think politicians flip flop less. |
| Holding 20k worth of Msft calls expiring in 11D. \n\nBought it today. I’m scared ngl |
| Puts, yes |
| that BAFTA shit is so fucking funny |
| hey guys i just want to tell you about this little stock named ibrx\n\nthis shit gon moon |
| Starting the think American markets will never have a green day again |
| Can we just say 599 is the bottom of QQQ and just remove everything below it now please? It's going to spell out MM to troll us all. |
| Found a fellow Safeway shopper |
| Another 5 month old account top 1% commenter |
| Get that shit parted out in MX lmao. No traceability. Say you got robbed, life threatened, sue Mr beast for being a dumbass. Double payout |
| Nutella is Satoshi, sell everything |
| is snoop dogg in your dorm room?\n\n |
| Who said it’s his only retirement account |
| Why is AI trying to take my job instead of creating a specially tailored porn that involves my 33 favourite fetishes?\n\nThis was not the future I was promised 😔 |
| How heavy are your bags? |
| You didn't throw everything on 14d SPY 660 PUTs.\n\nYou just came here for confirmation. |
Overall, 42% of recent college graduates were classified as underemployed, the highest level since 2020 per forbes \n\n forbes.com www.forbes.com |
| in b4 tech rebound |
| The only viable option left: Tariffs on Anthropic |
| I'm laying on my back. I'm getting lift |
| I literally mortgaged my house this morning XD But they will print. |
| I’m already waiting for them at the TJ border lmao |
| The fact that you are unable to find a solution for that, gives us a mesure of your IQ |
| New all time high run is approaching |
| You can hedge against money becoming worthless quite easily. The hard part is hedging against a broke and defunct state (police, firefighters, hospitals, courts of law, etc.) and a lot of desperate/destitute people running around with guns. |
| they will rally around the flag when a foreign power starts wrecking them and their country |
| Yes, my port just doesn’t know it yet |
| folks on twitter sees a chart movement happens twice over 10 years and start calling it a pattern |
| Imagine we stay flat until the midterms and then we rip up |
| Instead of us bombing Iran I bet we make a deal . Markets go boom instead of Iran |
| Drive it to the nearest exotic car dealer and just sell it. Easy W |
| Smart money exits a stock after rigorous analysis, price drops, wsb regard sees big drop, thinks big opportunity, let me go all in before anyone else notices it |
| ✋🏻🤡🤚🏼 |
| It stinks in there. \n\nCrack a window or something |
| Wouldn't it be considered too little for a retiree if they only got 116k in there? |
| My ass has been had |
| They gotta figure out how to drive a Lambo through the Darien Gap. |
| Reddit stock ??? Are you retarded? |
| I’d guess $2 |
| China is not helping anyone but themselves, and they are definitely not closing the straights of Hormus, because that will impact them more than the US...\n\nHowever, Iran can inflict some damage, and drag it for a bit, so your bet is not unreasonable. I would have went longer than 14d.\n\nAll in all I hate bears so I hope you are wrong |
| Way too much build up for a simple bomb run. It looks like its going to at least month long conflict. It might spiral out of control. |
| This looks sus |
| You know, theres no US ground force near Iran? Theres no plan for full invasion like Ukraine.\n\nWhich doesn't mean I dont think puts will print. |
| Make some kookies for later |
| Angular velocity is negatively correlated with radius\n\nYou’re windmilling 👊 |
| I have been summoned in attack position.\n\nPot of greed was done dirty by them damn Konami libs |
| it's all posturing. US and Iran are gonna do some BS handshake deal, market will moon, and everyone will forget about this by the next week |
| Now, let me go make some AI porn of retail getting fucked by theta. |
| it’s down 3% AH bro |
| Carney is better than Newsom and AOC |
| I think he'll get Corp money. He's a slimeball. Which is why I think Talarico is speed-running to the Oval with Pete B in the backseat 😏 |
| Flush everything down already. These rotation crap is killing my port. |
| Who TF said to get a HIM's 20C, just finna talk |
| It doesn't matter. Iran has already been in a full blown war with Iraq while having a government detested by people and it did not fall despite significant protests. \n\n\nThis time the government is actually at full power and is being armed by China as we speak. Instagram reels do not show you the full picture as well - the Shia fundamentalists are actually widely supported as well. \n\n\nPuts. |
| She graduated *cum laude* from BU with a BA in economics and international relations. |
| and covid is made in a lab |
| The neoclouds will probably have their day, just a matter of when |
| topless. wearing a scarf. snacking on cashews. bumping MF DOOM - Sniper Elite. \nsubscribe for more life pro tips, |
| You're so full of shit. Maybe pop over to the endorsement section of the that tracker. Wow, look at that 72 out 72 politicians they endorse caucus WITH THE DEMOCRATS. And look at that most of them are white?!?! How can that be? Do they know their party has a seething hatred for them? I'm white I don't feel that. I mostly hate fascists and moderates who can't pick a side. Thanks for proving my point. |
| I think there’s a higher chance of nothing happening. And even if we invade, there is no way in hell we are going to war before midterms. After midterms all bets are off. |
| MrBeast reveals he's working on a video where 2 people have to drive a Lamborghini around the world and if they do, they get to keep the Lamborghini\n\nThey literally gonna get robbed and killed the second they drive through Mexico, South America, and Africa |
| pretty sure kevin was carrying plastic bags when they broke. |
| Here is the secret. Buy FUKME and chill. |
| I think I had the most fun when I was right out of high school and poor. Certain point you get to where you just don’t really care too much about any one thing and you don’t have too many responsibilities so nothing really to lose. The day to day is more loose.\n\nUpper middle class / reasonably but not generationally wealthy you have a lot to lose so you worry about things a lot more often and you’re more likely to be intelligent enough to understand how close to fucked we usually are. |
| And a former police officer. |
| Felt |
| But can it keep it up?? |
| Pics? |
| AI is only as good as the human who double checks the work. You’ll be retired before that isn’t true. Companies like mine will eventually get burned by AI reliance. The market teaches humility above all else and people are mighty proud of AI right now. |
| 😡😡😡😡 |
| We’re gonna invade on day 15. Why? cuz fukz ur puts |
| They miss almost everytime |
| Mathematically speaking, as long as the probability of profit is greater than 87.66%, it’s sane. If the probability is above, it makes even more sense. \n\nYou look like the type of guy who would prefer to risk 35$ to make 10k with a 0.0001% probability lmao 🤌 |
| If you get a decent run-up the delta [% wise] and IV can increase faster on those super far OTM Leaps / Call contracts. \n\nI.e. with random numbers but essentially \n\nSay $Stck is trading at $25/share.\n\nYou buy LEAPS 2 years out.\n\nSay a single $40 call cost you $500\n\nSay 10 $70 calls cost you $500.\n\n$Stck price runs up to $42. That $40 call is probably gonna be worth around $1,500-$2,000 if still two years out.\n\nThose $70 calls will likely be worth around $400-$900/each, possibly more depending how rapid the accent, so x10 means a $4k-$9k total payout. \n\nSimplified, you make a bigger percent gain if there's a dramatic run up *(assuming not a buyout. A buyout means your far OTM leaps are fcked and worthless if its under your strike which it almost certainly will be.)* |
| Gen Z so pathetically addicted to porn they need Viagra. |
| that'll dry me right up |
| yeah big pussy |
| Is everyone wiped out |
| Gold?? As in not GLD? |
| Some of you people, and it shows 😤 |
| This market is fucking boring |
| credit cards |
| I don't know which pedophile regime to root for |
| If you want you can use it for sexy time inspo |
| Those were simpler times. |
| \nWe need on Thursday:\n\nPump from Nvdia\n\nPump from Iran deal\n\nPump from trade Taco\n\nPump from AI worries were exaggerated and stocks are oversold |
| lol how low can BULL GO |
| I'm fat and you're an idiot. \n\nTirzepatide is just as effective and less side effects.\n\nAlso Lilly is better than Novo at formulary placement. |
| Fresh krispy kreme |
| Mods gey and reatrded |
| Financially comfortable and mentally weak. Bummer. |
| Complaining like a bitch |
| Fat pills will continue they’ll just be made by people that aren’t Danish |
| I don’t see Mango blitzkrieging Iran. He will probably throw a few bombs, claim that he has "won", and then go for the next target. |
| i didnt know i had it. |
| Biden did it |
| Only 8k to go! |
| Just to put this here: LMT, DFEN, etc is at such high levels right now |
| HIMS will facilitate my money-loss journey, eh? |
| Would have been me if half my Friday gains weren’t in apple and I wasn’t packed with IBIT/MSTR puts |
| Bag7 |
| Guess HIMS will get wiped tomorrow. |
| Stop saving pics weirdo |
| 👀 |
| And this is news of a rumor. |
| "Its already priced in" 🤡 |
| Life is so gey in California now they are using paper bags instead of plastic. That means you have to carry the bag from the bottom like a little bitch because any amount of weight will rip the bag. Then you going to end up looking stupid like the kid in Home Alone when he dropped his groceries in the middle of the neighborhood. |
| Market is full on puts now. Everyone loaded with OTM puts and it's not crushing. Those puts gonna decay if we don't move down soon. It can be squeze fuel |
| No it’s not new |
| Uh, nah, USA is in another league as far as war goes.\n\nJust buy calls in defense, regard. |
| We can drop a missile from a 1000 miles away down a chimney but can't unclog a toilet, puts on Navy plumbers |
| You really went 3% out of the money? Did you at least get in before spy dumped? |
| Fuck Elmo be touching everyone |
| Helicoptering my junk rn |
| Boomer screenshots 🤣 |
| Cause it’s fun. You seem worked up, did you buy at the top? Lmao |
| When all is said and done I'm putting my portfolio into Canadian and European bonds. I like maple syrup on my fresh croissants |
| You based everything on the fact that the USA will invade Iran like they did with Irak.\n\nBut there is no troops |
| The worst crash since last Donald tweet |
| Fake |
| Thanks brother yeah he thicc |
| Yes! let’s do it! |
| You'd think msft invented the Meta verse or whatever |
| This sub is 90% Bogleheads that swear they dont watch their port, but still want to have an idea what's up lmao. Rest is gambling addicts and regards i think. |
| #Ai taking over software is worse lie than 9/11 inside job |
| It would be amazing but id be sad so it'll probably happen |
| junk food are cheaper than healthy food, so there is always gonna be fatties. |
| I saw a fat man today, that shouldn't happen if their drug worked. |
| 👌 |
| Thanks, needed some positivity here |
| I like the idea that they 'd be thinking "bitcoin will be like gold" but then not just decide to buy gold... |
| Lmfao |
| Dude my account was given a warning for being disheartened by the adversity big booty Latinas are currently faced with. Smh 🤦♂️ |
| I also have one you sent of you holding him on a beach when i search "french bulldog" on my phone 🫣\n\nHope you arent that ugly still. |
| Not only is is straight as hell to pleasure yourself, it's extra straight having the physical capability TO SELF suck. |
| I have a very privileged life and shit still seems so fuckin’ bummer lmao. Idk how the lower class does it man |
| It may have been more of a “to” scenario than a “with” |
| For the 1,000th time. ENB, MT, VOD, GSK, UL. And chill. |
| What are chances CRWV can hit 200 this year. I trust that NVDA will help them out with more money if they get into debt issues. |
| Don’t underestimate the Iranian people. They are so fed up, too. |
| Your calls are safe |
| He was typing on the keyboard the whole time |
| Sildenafil is a hell of a drug |
| Your doggo is nice and jacked as fuck💪🏻 |
| Withdrawals and contributions don’t show up like this |
| IMAGINE needing two ID's to go shovel snow |
| Bought a few of these today for $5.50 |
| $0.000047 |
| Gold to $550 by summer |
| I don't even trade these days since last few months. I just show up here to run away from my loneliness lol. |
| Lol don’t even remember that |
| I feel bad for that person who had to do it to Stephen Hawking |
| Lol, it took 10 years for Azure to start competing with AWS, and MSFT has software development capacity. It will take another 10 years of the EU's blood sweat and tears to do the same. |
| I found someone talking about it 👆 |
| Yeah but we won’t judge |
| No lol |
| Last I heard the market was down at the used car dealer on 7th stealing cats after dark |
| Not another blow off top. My target is 10k by the end of trump's term, not 10k in 2 months. |
| war delayed cuz they clogged the toilets on the carrier \[serious\] |
| Only if you keep your eyes open |
| It's about that time of day where I talk to u/lasykuuga about how pot of greed is banned in the US but AR-15's aren't |
| agreed.. Can't wait to see which excuse they choose for the turn around |
| May the odds be ever in your favor OP. |
| any witch doctors i can hire for cheap so i can put a generational curse on satya nadella if MSFT doesn't pull up |
| 😡 |
| i like to think he was such a degen they never invited him back |
| Is what I would say if it did |
| r/valueinvesting said MSFT a buy and it drops 3%\n\nDamn they good |
| k |
| is self sucking gay? |
| Me too, me too, should we sue Citrini shithead for stealing our ideas?\n\nhttps://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/s/D63iRpXMDJ |
| oh\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/5d3ylb2viblg1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=556bf1f128e80142f2792653e350c2ef4f74896b |
| Priced in |
| HIMS UP 13% HOLY SHREK |
| Both are worthless he even said he don't know how to read... And she never even been to college oh yeah thats who i want for prez lmao 🤣🤣🤣 |
| When bearhunter is bearish, yall better watch out!\n\n🤌🤌🤌 |
| I purposefully save my 0dte spx trades for when I have 4 PDT warnings, that way I am stuck holding it until it cash settles or expires worthless |
| Why can’t we just have a decades long bull market - it’s not that hard to do |
| i suspect you don't use 4.6 |
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| u/OPINION_IS_UNPOPULAR he can’t fuckin say remy looks like a bunny |
| Basing your investment on chatGPT is... Well let's just say you belong here |
| I'm all out of love, I'm so lost without you\n\nI know you were right believing for so long |
| 🤫🍟 |
| HIMS trading more like XANAX |
| Until I see red like my portfolio |
| Your comment does not follow. Just because Bitcoin isn't "the king" for illegal transaction does not mean that's not it's primary utility. \n\nWhat other use does Bitcoin have? Without illegal transactions it's basically a collectable. |
| Mods are just globalists now |
| the DNC gonna push this man showing that they have learned absolutely nothing to no one's surprise |
| $411 prolly aint happening before 3/6 |
| Contributions withdrawn are tax free. Earnings pays a 10% penalty tax plus ordinary income. \n\nNot nearly as bad as a trad. Still terrible, though. |
| I do, thank you. |
| A real regard wouldn’t need blue pills, margin calls alone are enough to get me hard |
| #😅🤣😂😄👉👉👉🐄🐄🐄👈👈👈😅🤣😂😄 |
| buy the dip but it's a 100000 layer dorito dip |
| Silver coat all the things |
| [https://miro.medium.com/v2/resize:fit:640/format:webp/1\*0z8BYiT-VvzHXc\_XVNjT8g.gif](https://miro.medium.com/v2/resize:fit:640/format:webp/1*0z8BYiT-VvzHXc_XVNjT8g.gif) |
| how you dont? |
| I did puts at market close. Aapl is up aftermarket though |
| They have amycretin in the pipeline which could be better than retatrutide |
| I knew it. |
| 160.00 save it for your gas tank |
| 3.4B planned ARR for iren this year compared to 7-9B for nebius. They should be worth less than half. And most of that revenue is from bitcoins which currently cost money to mine. |
| Mango is so unpopular, that his own supporters trying to kill him is barely news. |
| Is it low enough that we should start caring about rich rapists yet? |
| 😡 |
| If I fall asleep as my calls expire worthless, it basically doesn’t count. |
| #bols LMAO🫵 |
| Dat nga look like a bunny 😂 |
| Pls no. |
| Im hiding my kids and hiding my wife bc the market is getting really ugly out here |
| Last night I learned from 2025 CDC statistics that the average American woman over 20 is 5’3” and 170lbs. Like holy fat fucks America |
| Lolol he took out his ROTH and Lost it in options |
| Imagine they nationalize PayPal and process the US digital dollar thru them |
| This has been a Remy update |
| [Like a rocket ship!](https://share.google/8RYbwOFR72WdjDR2m) |
| I really gotta ditch the US market jesus. |
| Looks like Gavin Newsome has the democratic primaries on lock he just needs to let AOC do all the talking. |
| Been doing IF for years |
| #taco needs to announce a bailout for sofrware tomorrow. |
| I don't know who needs to hear this, but fuck you |
| But I like Doritos and Mountain Dew |
| If it goes to 300 do you really think it'd be worth that much? |
| MSTR is proof that the SEC is a worthless government agency that has strayed way off from its original mission. |
| Buying more Gold as tribute to the Anunnaki overlords so they can spray their atmosphere on Niburu |
| I guess at lesst its only 2K.\n\nI hear baby oil helps for these things. |
| 😂 |
| Eli and Lily gonna rape ya |
| Yea the latest and greatest is "Reta", Retatrutide. It doesnt have a brand name yet.\n\nOzempic = Semaglutide (acts on 1 receptor)\n\nMounjaro/Zepbound = Tirzepatide (acts on 2 separate receptors)\n\n(no brand name yet) Retatrutide (Acts on 3 separate receptors) \n \nIts by Eli Lilly, currently in the middle of final phase III human trials and shows even more powerful effect than the other 2). Expected to be commercially available by Dec2026/Jan2027\n\nThats probably the end boss for these. |
| I bet he could take Karp |
| 3 year chart sure looks like MSFT getting close to a bounce |
| 🌽 is dropping to 47k tonight to honor President Trumps State of the Union tomorrow as the 47th president |
| Yea, hit me up for my number, I'll tell them that you were a good Wendies employee. |
| If Donald Shrimp announces he is buying 25% of Paidpal it's over. ATH EOM. |
| Yeah well who gives a fuck. If you're losing money and have lost faith cut and move on. If you still believe in it keep buying. If you decide to wait it out do nothing. If you don't own it even more reason to not give a fuck. There's no reason to keep fucking talking about it, it triggers you idiots all day long, makes no sense. |
| Have you tried doing the opposite? |
| I haven't tried this one, if I wanted to automate a workflow of making cars with feet instead of wheels, can it "code" that solution? Like code to make video generations, somehow figure out which are the best ones, I'm making a short film out of this |
| Btw this is free money. You will be rewarded. Congrats in advance regard. |
| LMFAO |
| He won’t turn around\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/nlvx4nm9iblg1.jpeg?width=4284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e77769183bab9e08ca28c07cf4c6d1c9df99787d |
| When aapl was pumping I said “aapl pumping. Better buy puts.” Maybe someone listened |
| I was born with only one kidney |
| Still angry and unfucked I see |
| Because it costs them $2000 a month in electricity |
| Your failure to see the joke is peak WSB |
| It certainly could, these charts go based off of AUM. |
| It will collapse overnight as the indexes rise |
| Theta hurt me today someone hug me with their mouth 🫂 |
| It’s so worth not watching it |
| Went from +30% at close on Friday to -60% today. \n\nWe are not the same. |
| If it goes down 50% from here, that's gonna be an 8% divvy. Never gonna happen. |
| Fucking retard.\n\nThat’s a withdraw.\n\nOne giant red candle and then flat? 🫵🤡 |
| Was sitting down at a cafe today overhearing some exec type people talking about how biotech labs are running out of the money they borrowed after covid lmao |
| What time |
| how much in % terms |
| Robo taxis need to park somewhere |
China’s DeepSeek is set to release a new AI model. A rough period for Nasdaq stocks could follow\n\ngreat timing  China’s DeepSeek is set to release a new AI model. A rough period for Nasdaq stocks could follow The release of DeepSeek V4 is expected to be imminent. www.cnbc.com |
| Eli gonna go when Reta gets approved. |
| Sometimes, not always. |
| I think you are right sir. \n\nDo not bet against the American consumer consuming calories. \n\n |
| I wish I hadn’t started buying this in the low 60’s otherwise i prob would’ve done the exact same thing here. I added today but I wish I was starting a position today |
| Did is type in stutter? I said I don't know what you guys are doing... I'm up 54% on my 401k this year.\n\nIf that's unclear, the only clarification I can offer is to say that I mean "year being 12 months, not year to date. |
| 🙂↔️ |
| If NVDA earnings are really good, it could revive the whole industry. We need every bit of good news we can get. |
| How the fuck you got 200K? |
| an email saying "your option expired worthless" |
| Gold bout to casually stroll back up to ATH's while banging every one of your girlfriends on the way |
| The biggest crash needs to be btc. |
| Well, so much for being able to get a reasonably priced parking spot for short stays in cities… |
| NVO develops ozempic - stock skyrockets\nLLY - develops an ozempic clone - stock skyrockets\n\nLLY has a slightly better test result with their medication - NVO stock crashes\n\nEveryone - whelp that’s it, it’s over, NVO is done. No way they could develop a better medication. They’re only a $134 billion dollar corporation. One and done. Whole company better just give up. They definitely arnt even trying to develop anything new. |
| Bullish on tortas |
| Lack of Remy pics is changing the vibe in here u/cashflow_ |
| When you consider inflation and dollar devaluation, MSFT is effectively back to where it was 5 years ago. As if, AI never happened. |
| I have the KEYS |
| bro had $170k in a ROTH IRA and turned it into $8k thats actually insane, the tax free gains meant nothing when you nuked 95% of it lmaooo |
| Saylor punching air |
| Will Hims print tomorrow?? |
| Because hes ded? And are president is alive and also there. |
| na bro chat gpi said otherwise |
| Idk how its possible to have AI bers when im sitting here debating if I upgrade my claude plan to the 100/month or the 200/month tier. |
| I didn't realize that AI subscriptions operate at a loss LOL I wonder how my videos of cars with feet instead of wheels which I make a lot everyday has resulted in unprofitability for ai companies... I have multiple subscription because the plans cap out |
| DEI hire |
| #HUGE CRASH scheduled for tomorrow LMAO🤌 |
| Now he gets to pick and choose which stocks to buy at a discount and then brag about it in a few months when those stocks are back up 80%. |
| Put Credit spreads on dat ass |
| Even the startups have better portfolios than NVO, and that’s not even putting LLY which is the market leader into consideration |
| This aint it chief |
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| Exactly. I took out all my contributions, lost them, and then lost everything I didn't withdraw. |
| on a roth....OUCH. see you at wendy's |
| FACTS!\n\nPortfolio value adjusts on the front end not back end when you move cash out. \n\n\nTo the point though.... Holy fk man... dis dude blew up a 100k ROTH IRA.... shesh... \n\nHe gotta be trying to gamble tax free for fun. |
| Retard |
| Made 10k on XSP puts today & feeling kinda fruity 🌈 🌈🍇🍈🍉🍊🍋🍌🍍🥭🍎🍏🍐🍑🍒🍓🫐🥝🍅🍋🟩🥥🍆🌈🍆🌈🍆🐻 |
| Tramp gonna have a Chyna visit in 7 weeks. They need to manufacture a crisis so they can solve it at that meeting. |
| IONQ literally announced that they've won a "contract" that enables them the possibility to be eligible for future contracts |
| When you learn to take a real screenshot |
| Poor 🌽 |
| ...unless it isn't |
| I don't know what to tell you, man. I put my money in the 401k, I use a managed account, it grows. I'm sorry if that's upsetting to you. |
| You are correct. Retatrutide is the next hot thing that isn't even out yet and who has the patent? Eli Lilly.\n\nWe can all guess that novo nordisk is in major trouble. Not because of this one stupid trial... but because their entire board of directors resigned in the last 6 months... I'm assuming they know some things the average redditor doesn't... |
| It’s all AI |
| I gotchu |
| LOL are you poor? |
| you talk an awful lot of shit for someone where the only thing they have getting blown is their port |
| Call me retard but I think now is the time to go all in on coin 🤔 |
| why the fuck does no one talk about stephen hawking being on epstein island |
| My move is to buy puts or calls at the start of a trend and sell them at the bottom for a gain before bitching about how the elevated IV makes the tiny gain not worth the trade. |
| This is a tax-free account; you don't have to pay taxes no matter how much you earn. |
| Can someone tell 🥭 to not go after SNAP if he’s going to be cooking our ports too? |
| idk why you're getting downvoted. you're right. |
| Based and halal |
| All they did was release the pill version of ozempic….boring.\n\nRobs people the joys of shooting up IMO. Eli Lilly all the way |
| Probably not the play with Lily owning Reta their triple action GLP=1 which will come to market soon enough. Reta will be the new thing and you already have everyone from wine moms to bodybuilders and normal people sourcing it grey market right now because it's so good before it even gets officially to market.\n\ntldr; Would rather gamble on Lily long term going up with Reta in the pipeline as well as comparable if not better products than Novo. |
| Just bought more. I foresee myself buying crazy amounts for the rest of the year then it’ll bottom and sometime around 2029 it hits like 150-200k minimum. Or a milly best case |
| Weeb |
| I’m looking forward to 🥭 state of union tomorrow. I’m sure he’ll have a rational and coherent view on where we are as a country and well through plans on the future. |
| HIMS is already so sold off, if it doesn't Shrek I don't really see it crashing either just theta fuck everyone |
| So you're basically fasting for Ramadan\n\n |
| It will be fine in 4 years. |
| I only put 1k for fun but damn my calls are cooked |
| Sure, but this comment was in response to someone saying Bitcoins only use is to pay for illegal stuff which is flat out wrong. That would be cash, followed by privacy crypto coins |
| Chinese homies if you can hear me PLEASE pump hims |
| MSFT will file for bankrupcy by end of tomorrow if red by open |
| They will. This will be enshittified as is everything else. When SpotHero was Parking Panda it was awesome to find spots a little further away from an event for a reasonable price. I’m sure they’ll “demand price” this like everything else. |
| So many things about this! How about rebranding a depression as a Great Recession? So smart, kept everyone much more in line. Imagine if everyone had gotten as upset as they should have been, can’t have that! No jail time needed for a recession duhhhhh |
| Its more a call if the insurance companies are going to cover said fat people, and on whose dime. |
| I feel you man. its like someone stabbed me in October and everytime I look im still bleeding |
| Ozempic is trash.\n\nElli Lilly is the GOAT.\n\nTirzepatide, and end of the year with Retatrutide murdering the clinical trials |
| Absolute hogwash. Positions or stfu and gtfo. |
| Now that's a synthetic due diligence commentary |
| Yes |
| I got a nespresso machine |
| Gates a documented sex weirdo \n\nI'm sure Microsoft will be fine |
| Any ya'll paying attention to the private credit issues? Under the hood for now, but starting to crack.. Got a feeling contributed to IWM selling off more than other indexes today |
| https://preview.redd.it/9uw4e2unhblg1.png?width=735&format=png&auto=webp&s=fad11d684fb9c76a8727e28670c0944d35940b0e\n\n |
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| That's what they use to find open parking for their robo taxis |
| That's the genius degen play though\n\n\nHe's getting in for the short squeeze see\n\n\nIt's all well thought out really |
| !banbet hims 20 1d |
| Naw, EU also at 60% overweight or obese. Plenty to go around. |
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| As long as you refer to me as Mr Margin |
| Institutions will make off like bandids on this software fire sale. Able to pick and choose the best ones and suppress whichever ones they don't like. |
| https://preview.redd.it/ot0cai8mhblg1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f311f94c6df712b8809c154ac5e1141469885830 |
| Folgers dark roast and hot water |
| Did I inspire citrini with a comment in here a couple weeks ago and tank the market today?\n\nhttps://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/s/7yqoOpK352\n\nThe answer is yes, yes I did |
| Cold cuts. |
| Yes, but I want to be listed as “Digital Asset Supervisor”. |
| Bitcoin.. unreal.. better off investing in a jar of farts.. |
| No choice but to look for a discount now |
| Whenever you feel bad about yourself, just search twitter for $AMC to feel better about your own investment decisions |
| Theta MFers fucked all us 😭😭 |
| hopefully not |
| Positions or ban |
| MSFT guh |
| Apparently they got a rolling release of it. |
| After big L. L as in Winning |
| transfers dont show a reduction in percent it recalculates it based off principle |
| Hims not tanking means we see 20 tmr |
| So speculation is a use case? |
| I did, risking 200k for 15k is mathematically stupid. |
| Well he's looking for discount rope in another tab so yeah! |
| It can't grasp taste yet but think of how shit these models were 6 months ago. I can get so much more shit down now just spamming AI |
| Who will buy this junk? |
| I cut out milk with my coffee. So now im doing legit fasts no more dirty fasts until I eat for the first time at 5pm every day. Hopefully I get shredded |
| You withdrew or went all in on an option that you got smoked on.\n\nEither way congrats regard |
| I fucking hate that this post is hiw I found out Robinhood is rolling out short selling. Vlad must really want WSB's money. |
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| yeah, I poured all my savings into the stock market beginning of April 2020 and the only thing I regret is not getting in two week earlier. That was kind of an obvious one though, can't imagine what it must've been for people who lived through the 2008 crash. |
| !banbet spy 689 1d |
| When spy crosses 688 be ready for the next mungo thing. But first hes gonna revert the global rate to 10% again or somethin |
| Bitcoin is not the only crypto currency, and cash will never be easier to transport in large amounts. |
| I bought puts expiring tomorrow, so the market will go up you are welcome 👍 |
| Sorry guys i touched myself yesterday, very sorry |
| Not him but yup. They just go around destroying sector after sector. 3% dividend yield on IBM is genuinely fucking insane. |
| You haven't been paying attention to the GLP1 market lol. Ozempic is old news, only half as effective as newer drugs like Mounjaro. Hell, I'm pretty badly informed so Mounjaro js likely old news by now |
| But the DOW is over... Oh ... Wait... |
| putting in my standing buy order at 370 then |
| Himtards in shambles |
| Oh hell yes! |
| Can I put one of you guys down as a reference? |
| Watch the rest of my money slowly vanish over time, until it makes sense to order the physical paper stock certificates and store them in a safe for my grandkids, so they can post them to /r mildlyinteresting |
| i shorted two shit stocks at open and somehow i am down $1.3K. I may be retarded. |
| Puts or calls on big booty latinas? Asking the real questions |
| You can take out contributions before retirement age |
| Buy the dip while you still can, we're about to blast off 🚀🚀🚀 |
| Come on lets light this candle. Hormuz closed for a bit and I will be really happy. |
| I did |
| The market will get vaporized 5 minutes after open the next day. |
| Who need skinny pills when we will get skinny naturally because we don't eat as much since it is more expensive. |
| that's right, the mess we're in continues to be a democrat hoax. |
| Are we green tomorrow? |
| calls on Micron day before NVDA earnings |
| Guys get your steps in, work out, eat whole foods - you will feel better guaranteed. |
| Crypto is fuckn done, whatever losses you have realize em and gtfo |
| AZ, FL, TX, TN, SC all have increases in foreclosures from people buying second homes with ARM mortgages during covid, that now are refinancing at higher rates and don't cash flow. Good deals to be had. Something like 2.5mm to 3mm homes. |
| #WERE PUTTING CLAUDE INTO THE DICK PILLS |
| Bitcoin has a public ledger, it's a myth that it's used for large illegal transactions |
| Punishing MSFT because Bill Gates fucked those Russian hookers and gave Melinda AIDS |
| This is the sexiest Moves Tomorrow thread in awhile ✨️ |
| “Wiped out”…lol. Why on Green Days are there never “pumped in” posts? |
| Closed all my puts for easy weekend double. Will wait for pump tomorrow before reloading puts |
| Watch them jack up the prices on this too making it unaffordable. |
| No need indeed. 1 look at your Reddit profile shows you're a different kind of regard. "Alpha Omega" lmfao |
| Close ZIM. Open up a ZYN. Dip and win. |
| I don't know who started calling it "bag 7" but I absolutely love that lmao |
| yea then I can retire at 80 instead of 90 lol |
| Lose more money duh |
| Googled said .. GAY |
| And 2 healthy kidneys |
| Playing with my action figures and what if $SNAP and $RDDT got married? |
| I'm in at $39.80. Seems oversold. |
| Good!!! I’m tired of winning so much!!! |
| Yep. Done this several times now. Buy puts at 690 or so... $$$ anyone with a brain can see 690 is the peak and it won't go any higher as the robber Barron's have stolen the spending money away from the middle and lower class now. |
| Algos |
| That 1997 gap up is one of the sexiest things I've ever seen. |
| I must not have made my point clearly enough. Here is what I think the current belief is equivalent to in my opinion when people say AI is going to revolutionize software so much that software companies will have to drop their price, lose customers etc...\n\nI think it's like seeing a robot in 1960 and saying this: Automation is going to revolutionize the auto industry. Robots will build cars faster and better than people, therefore car companies will not be worth half what they are worth now.\n\nAutomation DID indeed revolutionize the production line and did reduce the number of jobs. But just because the cars were cheaper and faster to make did not hurt the auto makers. If anything it made them more profitable.\n\nWill AI reduce the number of jobs like mine? Yes, it's obvious. Will is completely replace what the company I work for does because it can be used to make the same thing faster and cheaper? I don't think so.\n\nJust because the new AI made product is faster and cheaper to make, doesn't mean it's better. If you consider companies that use a core system (what I am contending here), the investment takes years and a new replacement is not just a matter of how much cheaper the new option is, it's also how well proven it is.\n\nAI is unproven, completely. AI still hallucinates. AI still cannot be audited (not talking about security here, but rather auditing things like decisions, financials, analytics etc...).\n\nAll of that to say, I still believe selling ALL software makers as one basket of outdated business models is a mistake. There will be losers and there will be winners.\n\nAnd right now the winners are 50% off... |
| Bot or mental retardation? Call it. |
| Yea but the bleach will kill the covid bro. |
| I enjoy setting my money on fire |
| Options sure do |
| I’m poor now |
| This MF on the HIMS earnings calls better tell me that Trump is gonna use dick pills since he struggles to get hard |
| CANT CHAT TAKING OVER THE MEXICAN CARTEL |
| We do not need these fucking posted every fucking day\n\nLike how low effort can you fucking be |
| Tomorrow: $600 billion made in the stock market in just one day . 🍊winning! |
| Oh fuck please no |
| Stocks don't but options do. |
| One “buy now” tweet from the orange retard and we go to 730 |
| Wat do you mean? Injecting bleach is not good for me? |
| People always say they have nothing left when they hit rock bottom, but they always forget they still have perfectly good holes left. |
| I can't take anymoar winning!! |
| Cash is used illegally far more than Bitcoin which has a public ledger |
| If you are a big hedge fund and you find yourself trapped in a shitty stock position, just have a couple of your connected buddies send tips to Bloomberg and you can have whatever story printed and they can be cited as "Sources familiar with the matter" and voila, instant exit liquidity. |
| Patella? |
| Sir, this is Wendy’s lol |
| it usually mean it's about to bounce back. |
| Tis but a scratch |
| Don’t worry guys, I’m 6 months when you sell your software stocks for a loss they will boom again and they’ll be another sector to FUD at 🤣 |
| Who's making money on these days market?? |
| Dude but I lost $700billion in the market today |
| I guess Dow isn't at 50,000 anymore |
| Can’t wait to hear the shrieking about how it’s literally directly orange mans fault.\n\nReeeeee |
| "Beautiful economy, the best, most fantastic economy in the world". |
| Actors shouldnt be allowed into politics. |
| Fat people are mostly in USA and will take the Lilly product that is more effective. |
| Oh |
| Yeah I’m sure I don’t. No need to Google me. |
| You could have told me this 3 months ago |
| Dude have you never looked at AIPAC tracker? There are maybe 4 politicians who have not taken AIPAC money and two of them are/were Republican, those being Thomas Massie and Marjorie Taylor-Green. The idea that this shit is just one side is fucking insane to me. I support people like Mamdani and Sanders, I do not support the Democrats. \n\n\nDems only voted to disclose the files because they'd be damaging to Trump because we all know he's in them. It's as if you forgot about John Podesta, Anthony Weiner, the Clintons etcetera. Everyone is implicated in this dude, again if you don't believe that, go check AIPAC tracker, you can see exactly who Mossad is blackmailing lol.\n\n\nOh I forgot the most important part: Democrats have a seething, unabated hatred of white men in this country and have deliberately done everything they can to alienate and marginalize them to create equality based on a perceived debt that we owe to non-Europeans. Why would I support my own cultural and racial genocide lol? Republicans have done the same things on a policy basis but they're at least not so overt about it, the only time we ever saw the facade drop was when Vivek spouted off on Twitter that Americans are lazy and we need 600,000 Indians to do our jobs. |
| this is every other day |
| Dude I’m still at work |
| What regards use RH for your retirement portfolio??\n\nRH is my blackjack table |
| https://preview.redd.it/tl42ejjrgblg1.jpeg?width=902&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6e0376abbd8de3aa296287ec779896995ccad303 |
| Set a 300 limit buy on MSFT. Inshallah it shall be filled before EOY |
| Well maybe that's because I'm not as intelligent as I say/think I am? |
| Every dip is a gift from god |
| problem is they are losing market share while ozempic is hot. And they will be losing their patent for Semaglutide (Ozempic) in a bunch of countries 2026-2027. \n\nAnd they don't have much else in the pipeline... So ya, explains the stock price really |
| it is illogical, to assume that the SaaS companies wouldn't implement AI tools themselves to improve their services. Who is this "AI" that's going to eat their lunch? |
| Well I'm just telling you that it wasn't a withdrawal, the graphs shape doesn't change, the value of every point on the graph just goes down. |
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| Yup fking waste to read this shit as these are daily minor market swings now |
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| Be ause they want to he -99% down from that -99% down. |
| Safest company to own is Google. AI busts? they'll be fine. AI rips? well their AI is sick and they own part of Anthropic so win win win they're the two highest chances of having the best models. Also Waymo and other cool things. Google is nice to own. |
| what's the matter OP?\n\ncat got your tongue? |
| Vix be climbin' |
| I've done my part |
| You missed the biggest drop by a couple weeks. |
| You don’t know about gambling wit stocks pimp |
| Fake meat subs |
| 700B that exist only on computer screens |
| MOAR |
| You have to cut losses in order to get back on track, I don’t make the rules |
| Crowdstrike got absolutely murdered over the last two trading days. \n\nAnthropic should go to jail for what it’s doing to these software stocks. |
| Btc was implemented at the wrong time\n\nBoomers don't know how to use tech and wont touch it.\n\nMillennials are poor.\n\nThe zoomers don't know how to use tech and will use AI to make a funny video of a cat getting mad at a dog. |
| Only 700 billion? Is this a wipeout for ants? |
| interesting, thank you for sharing. wishing you the best with your recovery. |
| Sounds insane but at this point i think i'm the one who has gone insane and the world is perfectly rational. |
| taco Tuesday? |
| damn, u were bang on |
| It seems the only thing keeping the market up is MM's not wanting 680 puts to print. Otherwise the selling pressure was intense. |
| At least you don't have any taxes to pay. \n\n |
| Don't you know what the snipping tool is? |
| Only fans but it’s gotta be really gross and oddly specific |
| You arent wrong. On the last part tho, I think you are forgetting that there’ll be a better “skinny pills” available. That’s actually the reason of the drop 😅 , they just lost their edge to Lily. |
| Yeah, doesn't really mean anything. |
| Pretty crazy to think that a single coke fueled tweet from a shidder tonight could send Spy like +2% tomorrow, or on any given day. \n\nSeems like a pretty healthy market. |
| A comment that isn't regarded. Needle in a haystack. |
| Well, theres a few reasons: \n \n1. There is no reason \n2. Its cool\n3. Neither 2 or 3\n4. All of the options, simultaneously |
| Yea the MSTR maxis are truly simps that think their lord and savior Saylor can do no wrong as he steals their money 😂 |
| 😡 |
| I wonder if they will post stock market gain 700 B when it goes up again. Probably not. |
| why would you want to hedge the apocalypse?\n\nto be rich in hell? |
| wen you stop losing all your money on options |
| Probably the car companies since you'll just be able to ask AI to build cars for you on demand. It's just as irrational as these people who think the crap code that Claude spews out will put all the software companies out of business. "Baldur's Gate 3? Nah I won't be buying it. I'll just ask Claude to write me an RPG on demand". |
| Fuck this shit, I'll keep buying silver coins from old people at ridiculously cheap prices. That's the only way I'll make it out the hood |
| I bought a spx call at 9:40 and immediately lost 90% meanwhile last night I was thinking yeah I'll buy puts. I need a child locked phone |
| an unproven non-monetizeable comodity, how did you pick this one? |
| Cause it’s a gooch hair away from it’s 52week low and like 50% off it’s ATH? Any major ticker doing that would get the same amount of talk here |
| exept they're PE is 80 and Google's was under 20 |
| To be fair it popped hard late last week, most of that was just cancelling that out |
| Bond market is getting yippy |
| that is literally every president after JFK |
| 🤡 |
| Why are Adobe and Oracle such shit stocks? They're already like 99% down and still keep tanking wtf |
| You’re just now grasping that? |
| For its final act, Claude will kill Claude ☠️ |
| r/popular |
| Dealer positioning has $14 as the interim floor. IF that breaks, you’re gonna see a waterfall downside move. |
| Damn these low effort posts are getting old, just show us how much you lost personally you regards |
| Gap down instead \n\nLMAO🤌 |
| Because when you combine AI and Quantum you get godlike powers |
| All because you touched yourself you sick FUCK. |
| Nutella? |
| # Nadella out now !!!!!!!!\n\n |
| I bought ATM calls and OTM puts as a hedge. Only thing working for me is they expire in April. Hopefully is does SOMETHING before then. |
| we might need to brush up our resumes |
| Lmao himtards |
| You like it in the butt huh |
| this one please |
| So much winning! |
| Saylor sweating pure retardium 🤣🔫🤡 |
| Which stocks are good picks now and won't die due to ai? Microsoft is the obvuous one, though all mag 7 look good. |
| What company will Claude kill next |
| 🍆🍑💦💦 |
| looking pretty awful.\n\nat the lowest AI predicted with bad guidance.\n\n |
| Gotcha. Yeah I agree. It takes organizational change. There is something tidy about just maintaining mainframe and letting the vendor support it. I don’t think banks will jump on this, then again there is probably someone trying to jump on this already because it’s AI hype. |
| Anybody else been noticing that Trump might not be as intelligent as he says/thinks he is? |
| Robinhood charts don't change with withdraws |
| When they stop ringing the opening bell I’ll be worried |
| God these posts are so stupid. |
| I'm gonna need to go find my quant and talk to him... |
| Lol yeah I hate selling options personally I could never make it profitable enough. |
| I would sell mine but it's gone. |
| thanks for the donation chief |
| Don’t disrespect the glizzy god |
| I have sex way more than twice a week |
| Fake |
| Wallstreetbets is one. Regarded posts are everywhere in that sub. |
| Google will hit 330 after NVDA earning this week. Copium |
| Maximum volatilty. Minimum returns 🌽 |
| He'll eat yer weiner |
| No idea but he has nuts in his name. hahaha |
| I’m gonna buy 0dte too |
| You out there buying NVO OTM weeklies when u can be buying IBRX Leap |
| Looking forward to adding MSTR to my dead company merch collection. |
| Truly the greatest times to commit all sorts of frauds |
| no such thing as a "safe play" in the options world. |
| # Nadella out now !!!!!!!!\n\n# dude i want to escape poverty and you fucking pos destroying my net worth \n\n# Nadella out now !!!!!!!! |
| Did you actually do the math on that? lol |
| I’m pretty confident that’s reasonable. Mainly because I saw some ding dong post that he ported his whole life savings into 21000 shares of it when it was down .5% today because AI told him to. If that’s not a sell signal, idk what is |
| 90 day pause tomorrow? |
| To prevent Thanos |
| Screw all bers |
| Who tf is Joey Chestnuts?? |
| Wait, did you put your 401k into calls? |
| Market hours are up time to get your lazy ass off the couch and wash the dishes |
| 0de |
| That was definitely a bear signal. What business does she have saying "The DOW is 50,000. The Dow is 50,000!" It was bound to crash the market. |
| You know the AI cycle hasn't peaked yet because Jensen hasn't whipped out the black leather trench coat (+guns+sunglasses) yet. \n\nWhy do you think [everyone in the future wears them](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/91npUoug7iL._AC_SL1500_.jpg)? |
| Is it cause he gets a boner or is it cause he's getting a boner? |
| That’s it |
| I think that's what he's saying? Sucks ass to withdraw from your Roth anyways... |
| We believe robo taxis are the future and no one will even need to own a car. \n\nBy the way, we're buying a parking app 👍\n\n🤦 |
| Still hodling what?!\n\nPlease let us know so we can all avoid it in the future |
| Could be a transfer to another brokerage ira ya? |
| Child’s play. You guys should have been here during Covid. Man up and buy the dip. |
| It will pound right thru it. |
| Hell yeah keep it up my man |
| https://preview.redd.it/ema1fzdxfblg1.jpeg?width=528&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=878f7053c348a01b1808202a10668c1afa7b8d55\n\n“Now pump MRNA, MRK, JNJ, LLY, but not NVO” |
| reasons to invest in “quantum” besides it sounds cool and futuristic\n\n#??? |
| I’m creating a list of subreddits I am putting on my block list so I don’t see terrible or retarded stuff\n\nI’ve already put value investing and cryptocurrency on there\n\nCan you guys provide me with Subs I should\nBlock and never go to for my list?\n |
| Long week ahead with the war against Iran looming. |
| Bro…this is not the kind of entertainment we come here for. \n\nIt to see someone yolo into naked calls or do whatever it is OP did |
| I mean its like the same 10 people posting the same hodl memes back and forth for like a decade now. |
| Hell yeah brotherrrrrrr! |
| It’s intuitive to think that price actions would drift towards where the option money concentrates heavily because “who would bet just to lose money?” right lol? |
| Post proof, I don’t believe it |
| Eh. |
| I swear I saw three recently but I can't remember that far back. |
| Earnings season is fucking horrible. Last time it didn't do shit. Market kept going sideways for weeks until eventually we got the january pump. |
| Dick pills not needed with fat pills hurting your own customers smh |
| is this a joke? |
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| Cheap doesn't always mean good. Ask me how I know |
| Id bet my last 4$ that those advising him want the economy to crash so they can buy up more and more land and assets while everyone else drowns. |
| Can you take it out? I wanna skip hospital fees. |
| Himtards bagholders thought the pain was over\n\n$10 is coming |
| Oh I'm sure it will. But then somehow, the day will end flat. |
| Bloomberg Headline Tomorrow: SNAP Attracts Takeover Interest After Stock Slump |
| It's the US, though. Already getting a lot of roids from the trenbolone beef, anyway. 😆 \n(just kidding, I know it would get mostly destroyed during digestion/liver pass) |
| See u tomorrow |
| Crash MORE NOW |
| I don't believe AI has the power to overcome the duetsch blue hairs. |
| Just have to change the emphasis: "omg LOOK AT IT" |
| The only regards that care about 🌽 price are here. Long holders are pretty happy right now tbh. I mean I'm not buying any, but not selling either. Why is talking about 🌽 such a big thing here. Weird. |
| Watchu buy |
| Which btc? The one that just halved in price? |
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| market so ass it actually convinced me to stay cash for a full trading day |
| Consulting |
| A few companies cut in half already in a couple of months. Fucking regarded lol |
| Market is getting a little horny after hours |
| No EU country will be anything resembling a super power until the EU collapses and Russia takes over Western Europe. They’re a bunch of socialist muppets at this point unable to create anymore. |
| Oh, is this really true? |
| Spy couldn’t even close below $680 lmao. Back to $690 tomorrow |
| Bear in mind we have an official inflation figure of 50.5% between 2008 and 2026. I think we all agree the books are cooked and the number is much higher.\n\nIt's probably better to look at it as a percentage of total market cap or compare it to GDP or some other relative metric.\n\nOr not, because honestly we are ultra-fucked no matter how you look at it. Even if AI pans out there's no sustainable business model given how hard we've nuked the middle class. |
| At this rate, you might do some easy puts on MSFT. You will get your $3k before the next winter storm. |
| Lol |
| Well boys whoever had HIMS calls (like myself) are cooked |
| this is tempting me. Logically it can't go wrong, only way is up in my eyes |
| The spelling here is doing some major carrying |
| Are we cooked |
| Also shorting CRM for earnings |
| Hopefully that will stop the dump. But i doubt retail has fully capitulated yet. There needs to be more pain until every last person has sold their shares and bought puts on margin. |
| not very good guidance. more likely to break below $15 tomorrow. |
| It is crazy, but here we are nearing the 200d sma. Drawdown could be quick. Gotta be nimble |
| My msft amzn orcl in shambles. Thanks |
| Precious metals as long as you don't buy at new ATHs |
| We’ll hit 600 before we ever sniff 700 because our ‘leader’ is an incompetent pedophile |
| UCTT mentioning "AI" stock down another 3% lol ! The market is alergic to that word |
| Vix looks so cool |
| Straddle deez nutz |
| its still at 0 |
| wtf lol |
| Let’s go. Short at end of day. Looking for a quick 10% when they talk about the lawsuit in the call |
| germany, in the ai age, might unironically turn into a real superpower. they have strong manufacturing base while also being able to automate other sectors of the economy, unlike more white collar economies. |
| so are my puts dawg 🥲 |
| Dip buying ❌ \n\nDip selling ✅ \n |
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| Nah, this is new. You can turn yourself into anyone in real time. |
| Tomorrow SPY > 685 then Wednesday 690 pre NVDA ER and then 710 after NVDA earnings |
| Being a bag holder is some people’s fetish. Don’t yuck their yum. |
| Bitcoin is also shit at paying for illegal shit. There's far better currencies out there for that. |
| MOAR miners! |
| Most consistent downward volatility since 2022 |
| Check out the second tab. |
| Child support must be due |
| I’m taking an L today |
| I headed over to the btc megathread.\n\nLmao the comments are like 2 hours apart |
| MSFT cucking lots of degenerates here, seems like |
| You're needed in the mines, less savings for the people is a feature, not a bug. |
| But this *is* |
| Shoveling is a workout. Need a $3k play to get a snow blower and then make the money back |
| You can see looking at Feb 27 calls for PYPL that some people made out with over a million in profits from insider trading calls with $41/42 strike price. And they'll just get away with it. There's never been a better time to make money following weird option flows than under 🥭 regime |
| he's actually deaf |
| MCSFT wrecked my Feb. I'm done with it. |
| Market knows. Buy after the morning of earnings. Otherwise it's just participation and participation pays the premium. |
| Honestly still bullish on goog Amazon and msft it's just IBM and bad news and earnings and ai over hype has reach a selloff point...it will come roaring back once they can ask it how to best sort laundry and it reveals some secrets nobody thought of before. Lol |
| Midterms running on “look at your 401k!”not looking as solid of a strategy |
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| My HIMS calls are fully fucked 😭😭😭 |
| why not penis? |
| Chart's not looking good tbh |
| https://preview.redd.it/ohnk4yn7fblg1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=84e9b4fcb99d2a596893516cbb47fad0bb29f72f\n\nFebruary be like |
| They call me the stock pooper the way I be trading stocks when I shit |
| from a roth IRA, thats gotta be a tough pill to swallow if he did unless he’s at retirement age? |
| buyin more smci when it drops below 30 tomorrow morning |
| I need the 38% shorted company to squeeze its dick off for me with dick enhancing medication |
| Bulls have been trained and once more... they bought the dip. \n\none...last...time...\n\nLMAO 🤌 |
| I think you’re doing great. |
| 325 is crazy. I can’t see it going lower than 350 |
| Calls already been going I believe. This thing is not moving anymore than it has. Complete IV crush |
| Roth is not safe. Hopefully that money is in bitcoin ! |
| Honestly... What is sleep? 😞 |
| Not yet. It ain't done until the market opens tomorrow |
| Why that pipeline got access to your prod Db |
| Skill issues all around me thinks |
| This is true |
| I think we pump a lot tomorrow in anticipation of NVDA earnings and Taco |
| Sure did |
| Has anyone tried inversing yourself in ban bets so either way you have a win? |
| Someone fire satya into the sun |
| I’m genuinely angry at MSFT I’ve got plenty of time on my calls but it’s so irrationally down |
| Let's go back up to 690 by open tomorrow so that we can just repeat the entire thing again lmao |
| CRWD looking like a GOOGL opportunity |
| I just invested my dividend payments for February into HIMS. So I now have 10 shares. |
| NVO not being regarded for a month challenge: Impossible |
| By the time 🌽 bounces back in 2037, retail 🌽 bros will have long sold for a loss and be racking up their 7000th dick sucked behind Wendy’s |
| There are retards out there still voluntarily buying crypto lmao |
| I went too far OTM on SPY and the +300% on GLD calls saved my ass |
| Buy more MSFT so it will go down... |
| it will definitely swing |
| This post is useless without positions. A transfer would yield the same result |
| Anyone short Hims earning? |
| “If all you ever did was buy high-quality stocks on the 200-week moving average, you would beat the S&P 500 by a large margin over time.”\n\n\nCharlie munger. \n\n\nMSFT 2% away from 200 week MA. |
| QQQ straddles before Wednesday close? (nvda earnings) |
| Meatball? Italian? What are we thinkin'? |
| NVO look cheap enough? |
| Everytime NVDA earnings comes around it always comes at a time when it feels like NVDA is what holds us up or sends us down. It has literally never failed to this point, SPY 700+ by EOW. |
| Just Googled him and determined this post to be a lie |
| How much more money can MMs pile into soda and discount stores to stop SPY from crashing? |
| Long term corn holders can REJOICE knowing they've made 12% on their investment in 5 years |
| if saying “AI” can make stocks gain 100’s of billions in market cap based on literally nothing, the same thing can happen by saying ”Claude”, but just in the other way. |
| Curious if HIMS will do the Shrek during earnings call thing or dump down to $12 |
| 694 tomorrow |
| I do not know bro, I do not know why I do this 😭 |
| [How i image you look right now](https://frinkiac.com/img/S06E08/1024005.jpg) |
| Calls on this guys crystal balls 🔮 |
| Damn bro, how much did u lose? |
| Someone bought OKLO at 200 |
| SLV calls are paying my mortgage |
| I'm talking about MSFT from ath |
| I'll give you about three fiddy |
| Make America Shite again!!! |
| You obviously withdrew |
| Spy is now only good to time a blow off top. If it rips again due to the mag 7 taking off that pump will run out of steam in 3 months tops and crash the global market. |
| I am mildly surprised that TLT is up today. Thought it would dump when China came back but hey. Took a scratch loss on some puts but the dividend should cover it.\n\nI also have a new covered call on Sony. So, let the wheel begin. |
| I’m waiting for $325 to plow into a position. |
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| Used to do fine but then I got to a point where the whole day was wasted if I didn’t get a proper night |
| Back to work |
| It has quite literally never failed up to this point lmao |
| What shares do u know that went down 96%, at that point it doesnt even matter if its options or shares lmao |
| Intoxicated by red dildos |
| Spoke too soon 😭 |
| It’s actually a pretty good company. I mean isn’t this what AI is supposed to do anyways? |
| remember, if you please claude with a sub, it wont automate you |
| No, of course they shouldn't keep it. My point is that these tools are not a one and done thing and it's a very long process. Certainly nothing that i would assume to justify a huge drop in IBM share value. That's all |
| The real yolo here is OIL. If we get a deal with Iran then it plummets, if we go to war then to the moon it goes |