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| That’s you, stupid ber |
| This chart action looks like distribution to me over the past couple weeks. They wanna dump it so badly but need a strong catalyst to blame it on |
| sold nvda too early fak 🙁 |
| RAM too the mooooooon? |
| Today was my first day scalping. 15 trades. In and out in minutes +$300 |
| My $WEN calls will expire worthless in memory of Remy (not because he was worthless, but because I'm regourded) |
| Losing money twice as fast with calls & puts. Why theta 😭 |
| ANET COMING BACK TO ATH ❤️❤️❤️ |
| 745 omg I'm ded |
| Last 30 mins lets go crazy |
| Imagine if we had 1 day where tech and non tech just didn’t completely cancel each out out |
| Bols about to get gapped. |
| Maybe if I tried to lose money, I would make money? I think I'm starting to get this |
| Maybe Google will follow |
| Memory won't be cyclical if demand is effectively an infinite black hole gobbling up supply that won't even exist for years. |
| Spy at 0% this week |
| uh oh. |
| Just a reminder that JPM's Jamie Dimon has a pet cockroach named Frank and he has to pay Frank's legal fees! Everyone point and laugh and remember that EVERY TIME Dimon brings up "cockroaches" he's talking about Frank. |
| I dont have loans 😂 |
| RBC raised Tesla target to $500 (from $475) citing possible all-stock SpaceX merger premium; increased Tesla standalone value to $435, boosted robotaxi outlook, cut humanoid and storage valuations. |
| MSFT 400 Friday |
| US obviously has to respond. But, it's certainly a battle of two retards being retards. The blasters without the masters |
| "Memory makers have notified customers of another 20%-30% increase in DRAM contract prices for Q3, while NAND Flash contract prices are set to climb 35%-40%."\n\n\-ADATA Chairman Simon Chen |
| AAPL is the chosen one |
| 750 spx c for tomorrow? |
| Everything I own is green, so maybe you just own bad stocks? |
| My girl yapping about bringing her to get a cheesecake as if these 0dtes don’t auto sell in 15 mins |
| Who bought SPCX at $225 . welcome to this sub |
| At least there's free beer at the \n casino |
| Can’t wait for this to drop 10pts at 4:16 |
| what happened to the Power Hour. its been flat lately |
| Just in: Meta now selling unused underwear as they bought too many |
| Fuck, just remembered I had a 740 ban bet for EOD\n\nmight be my last post boys 🫡 |
| 💀 did you buy before the run up to $40? |
| SPY pinned exactly at 745.00? Ok cool totally legal |
| I'm definitely not, not going to do that. |
| truth |
| Lockheed giving the patriot recipe to Ukraine is like giving me Michelin star recipes.\n\nThe fuck am I gonna do with em? |
| Today was good |
| Nah since you missed out might as well just hold to zero |
| Suddenly I'm a whole lot less proud of my LUNR $17.10 cost basis |
| theta day is fucking lame |
| Wait... ghosts are fake? |
| I hope you sold all of your belongings and took a loan for free money bro |
| Is it all red because of the fake war? It’s going to go on and off for rest of our lives grow up Mr Market |
| what's the % it is of qqq and then calculate how much movement it actually contributes to lol |
| BEARS\n🐻 \nNOW\nWE\nSTRIKE |
| Open AI and Anthropic haven’t even ipoed yet and people saying AI ded, bubble pop, let the ai buildout gets completed lol, we’re not even close to phase1 of AI |
| Can I show my bleeding red portfolio to Jane? Will I get hired to work with her on the street? |
| Fairly priced! |
| Your arm is off!\n\nNo it isn't! |
| Get both to maximize fuckery exposure |
| huge volume in 3 |
| Have you tried control-DN? |
| DRAM started trading april 2. MU was in the 370's then |
| He did, with his fake ass “we don’t need memory” and no he’s red and memory is green |
| hold QQQ 707p 7/10 overnight or get out while approximately even? |
| Damn I almost bought meta puts lol. FUK |
| TACO: I'm gonna restart the war! 😠 😡 \n\n\nThe Market: Bullish! All in on Tech Stocks! 🥳 |
| no idea whats happening but port is up +0.57% today so, I guess that's ok |
| I’d like to punch u tbh |
| 😏😏 |
| When will u guys learn pre market is fake? And the clitoris and ghosts etc |
| The day the common sentiment is that the market makes sense is the day I cashout. |
| 747 call or 743 put tomorrow\n\nThat is the question |
| Body's in the car but necks still broken |
| A week or so ago wsb was full up of posters saying the market was going to tank because rates stayed the same and that an increase would be good for the market. \n\nNow these same people are predicting doom because of a possible rate hike. \n\nPS people it's just bers being bers. They are going to say the market is going to tank regardless of what is happening. |
| Just the tip doesn't mean sex |
| Its happened before |
| META News still hasn’t hit my terminal. Nefarious… |
| Pretty excited for mid-terms now |
| **BanBet Lost** — /u/xDubnine (0W - 1L, 0%)\n\n| Ticker | Entry → Target | Move | Time | Result |\n|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|\n| **QQQ** ▼ | $725.05 → $695.00 | -4.1% | 2d | Lost | |
| It went up yesterday. This is the rule |
| mms quant trading lol pussies |
| For some reason I read that in a Jerry Seinfeld voice |
| Bill Kospi, your turn next |
| Yes, after bleeding your 0dtes all day, surely they will print them in the last couple mins |
| Being a shit company is the news |
| Should have never pumped to begin with. |
| Another weird day |
| nvda 300 usd |
| In the minutes they said stock must go up |
| What platform are you using? |
| Dude you need to buy ADR stock to sell it. You cant sell it before you buy it with 14% higher price |
| In all fairness, INTC, TSLA, META, AMZN and MSFT are all fighting for last place. |
| META dropping on no news? |
| Obviously you have one o' thems DEI globes. |
| TSLA TO THE MOON NOW\n\n |
| Yesterday never happened for NBIS |
| SEATBELTS EVERYONE |
| Anyone betting on PEP before earnings tomorrow? |
| I sold 13 minutes before the first pump today to 198 on the China to allow limited NVDA chips news, and then this fucking pump to 205 after the trump speech. What a fucking fumble Jesus. |
| Casino treats you better than Wall Street |
| This is a regarded ass market, said no one ever.. |
| for real, i feel like ol' zuck started this ai sell off\n\n |
| Pinned by the bitch ass MMs once again |
| Strikes do not mean war hahahaha what does that even mean \nMe punching you does not mean we’re fighting |
| MARKET 0 DONNIE |
| Semis pumping meta bleeding loool |
| hey is the thesis still intact? |
| literaly no news on META, just insiders and algos 🙄 |
| SNDK getting it's ass squeezed |
| It’s all fugayzi, fugaazi, it’s a wazi it’s a woozy |
| I’d cream |
| The wars and "peace" deals will continue until morale improves |
| Priced in before listing |
| What’s the meta with it? |
| JPM next week: We’ve increased YOY revenue by approximately 700% and next year is expected to have 4.3 quadrillion in profit.\n\n-5.1% |
| It’s 2030. We’re still pinned at this exact spot |
| i wanna see some iron condor gain porn |
| Tired of theta fuckery |
| Bro wdym the Q's are up 8 Hundreths of 1 percent. |
| If it worked as you presented it then the stock price would not drop below that price. 0 chance. |
| I had the same dummies on here telling me two weeks ago that the market was going to tank because the rates stayed the same and a hike would be good for the market. \n\nNow they are saying the exact opposite |
| Any proof that cancelling series is negatively impacting the business or are you just mentioning things that you personally dislike about them? |
| You mean Circle K? |
| Vance on Iran: If they shoot our ships, US will respond.\n\nTHAT'S A BIG IF |
| Can we please either pump or dump |
| I'd argue that the goodwill loss and brand damage outweigh the margin increases\nfrom account sharing debacle tbh.\n\nAnd the narrative economy downturn will be good for an entertainment company just shoes me you have some odd ideas. |
| This mf gone for good lol |
| Yes but not NOW |
| I need apple to drop it's very close to my bear call spread |
| It’s called the stock market |
| Kinda regard, Jane street |
| Love watching meta die |
| DRAM $64c 7/10 |
| I though NOW was supposed to keep going up 🙁 |
| Enough of this bullshit, MR MARKETS, ITS PUMPING TIME!!!! |
| Why do ppl hate bers we all know stonks go up and we all want them to long term. Us bers just try to make a lil money in the downturns too. We also yearn for economic prosperity. |
| Sorry guys. It was me.... i bought SpaceX like a fuckin regard. Sorry guys |
| DRAM! |
| MM preparing a Shrek candle for the lolz |
| If I’m going to lose this much money at least comp me a room |
| are we gonna do that thing again like we did the other day where it collapsed 1% at 3:59 and then V'd back up? |
| This is not what I envisioned my most successful skill being but it is. I simply love burning money apparently |
| SPCX is in Nasdaq100, where is the massive buy that was being hyped? |
| Blood boring |
| Buy the SK Hynix IPO so you can be exit liquidity for Korean retail investors that are severely in debt from their loans |
| SpY 742 close |
| Bring it back UP RAHHH |
| The 1,046 contract volume on that 2027 January leap $90 strike on DAL |
| SK Heimlich |
| #Another shitty ass flat day. What a fucking surprise. How fucking original. LMAO🤌 |
| Wouldn't surprise me if we go up 1-2% tomorrow given we've seesawed the past two days |
| already got my name tag on |
| SANDICK needs to start laying some serious pipe |
| Like 360 and 700 |
| 🗣️ SIR, STEP OUT OF THE VEHICLE AND EXIT THOSE PUTS\n\nTHIS IS YOUR LAST WARNING 🚨 |
| \> wsb regards reporting market frozen\n\n algos seem to be playing hot potato with US financial assets, bag holder maxxing. \nbearish signal. |
| Why |
| If you saw your que to sell and you did you stuck to your rules and that will save you the 9 times out of 10 |
| Calls or Puts? on Raytheon & Lockheed to share the Patriot recipe with Ukraine: Per MangooHead.\n\nJust make them yourself\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/5dub5js142ch1.png?width=710&format=png&auto=webp&s=e42020603b91f8e41409078f75c6de35771e95be |
| CLFD to the MOON 🚀 🚀 🚀 edge computing! |
| I love the MU rollercoaster |
| !banbet META 700 8/8 |
| That might be the last green candle on SPY for the day, last gasp |
| Cope |
| “The deal is over!!!”\n\n\*one weekend later\*\n\n“HUGE deal from Iran!” |
| 745 theta |
| Bagholder spotted.\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| Down down down, red knights going down, down down down |
| "BREAKING: Iraq agrees to U.S. demands to stop dollar flows to Iran-backed militias." |
| I see banbets for SPX to shoot up and requests for "DUMP IT". \n\nWe sound confused and lost. |
| What about rate hikes? |
| 🏹 through 🍊 |
| Here here. |
| Take out the Mag7 and we are pretty much in a recession. It's just that AI is spending nation-building wealth every year so it's warping the GDP. |
| OpenAI is not stealing Apple’s moat. OAI will soon kill that product line and go back to tuning their models like they killed other product lines. |
| GOOGLE GUY AND META GUY BANKRUPT |
| Memory scam\n\nThey'll be lighting these data centers on fire within a couple months |
| No technical. Just Line Chart because I am of the regard |
| SPCX dragging down QQQ 🤡🤡🤡 |
| I was so close to selling and rolling into mu |
| wellness check? |
| None of that makes any appreciable difference. I have shares in one of the alternative oil producers that are supposed to have increased production and I can tell you right now, they did not because they were already producing at max. |
| Camel spider infestation. Youtube it if you want some nightmares tonight. |
| Was just yesterday I was reading comments about how smart oil futures markets were for not going up and they new it would all work out. |
| What are the odds NVDA can pull this off two days in a row? Slim or none |
| Prepare to be wrong. |
| I need 0.1% before close |
| Anyone ever experience an ITM option that was not exercised because the cost of the order was greater than the difference between the strike price and the stock price? For example, a 100p that expires with the stock at $99.99 |
| Tomorrow up big? |
| META died |
| Nowadays it's one stock up and the rest of the market down. |
| SPY is a joke |
| Everyones clueless |
| For NVDA? |
| I love food that's prepared near the street. Not being sarcastic I enjoy supporting people who have a drive and if there's a line at a street vendor it's for a reason! |
| Wait did my chart freeze? No? Did the market freeze? What is going on? |
| Believe it or not many people fail to see that |
| Theta tortures are worse than CIA |
| Here she goes! At 12:30 when everyone’s options are stomped out |
| "Gawwwwwd damn!!!" |
| Upper K representative here. I frankly don’t give a fuck about inflation or gas prices. Thats paltry shit. We’re fine up here. Calls. |
| Oh my god 745 is torture fucking do something |
| Who fumbled the bag with NVDA? I fumbled the bag with NVDA.\n\nWho fumbled the bag with NVDA? I fumbled the bag with NVDA.\n\nI'ma step outside and 😭 \n |
| wtf is going on lol |
| Let me explain this one more time.. \n\nNo one cares about the "war" with Iran. The market certainly isn't going to tank because of it. |
| Who's buying SK Hynix IPO? |
| Imagine we get the final blow off top and SNDK triples by year end... |
| The signal is in, start the crash. |
| Both call and put fucked |
| Seems as tho we have an out dated globe at my house, as I cannot properly locate the new islamic republic of japan on it! |
| What Price was SNDK and MU at when DRAM came out |
| Bryan your eyes are cameras and we watch everything you do and we laugh oh boy do we laugh |
| I don’t want to jinx it but big man over here is about to hit market close without losing money! |
| I’m the moron that holds onto options too long. Hiiiiii 👋 |
| ADD da boy |
| I sold my 0dte NVDA calls at a slight loss at 10:43 am today. I’m mega regarded |
| As a closeted bear I hate to say this but the rip EOW is so obvious. Sold most of my puts and bought lube. |
| gotta be in top 5 most homosesual days of 2026 |
| SNDK to 1 trillion market cap. (Around 6000$) |
| Keep talking naughty to us |
| Chasing SPCX when I could have loaded up on MU 🤡 |
| Believe it or not, calls. |
| How ya feeling now ? |
| Which is on 29 July, not 10 July. \nAnd they cancel stocks and buyback same amount shares.\n\n |
| The war in Iran is kinda like a schrodingers cat type of situation where the war is totally still happening unless Mango is currently directly speaking about it |
| everyone talks about VWAP but what are your settings/bands? |
| 750c or 740p ? |
| What's the point of a ban bet. If I'm wrong, I get banned. If I'm right, I get nothing. |
| It’s a dogshit company that tried to fake pump itself saying it doesn’t need memory anymore. Now it’s red and memory is green |
| Bagholder spotted.\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| Credit Juan sells fire street fries down on 86th |
| Go go go go get your 395c Tsla 0dte NOW |
| Just take profits and run bro I should’ve sold when it hit $739 today instead I’m a greedy bastard. |
| Theta > Chineese water torture |
| Please free me from this autismo price movement |
| Believe it or not… manipulation |
| Meta probably going to announce that the selling of compute with be bough by META to make more dogshit. |
| It’s down 1%? |
| Cmon SPY just get it over with and pick a lane |
| these mini pumps are manipulation there’s no volume it’s gonna dump hard |
| It's clopen |
| Imagine |
| Meta elevator down |
| LUNR has taken quite the repeated kicking to dangly bits this past month. |
| And how would ADR can tank if Americans even haven't bought stock? \nThey need to buy stock to sell. They can't tank it if they don't buy share first. |
| Been buying heavy mag 7 stocks, terawulf, and applied digital \n\nGood luck to everyone in the second half of the year |
| Which part |
| 144 tick gang |
| Over under on USO going up? I'm break even on some calls and my anoos is feeling a bit fluttery |
| this is like a quadruple top |
| Some combination of these things will happen at these times guaranteed. |
| because they will just fuck them |
| What is this tomfoolery? |
| 740 it is |
| Shares listed in US will be 2.5% of all SK Hynix shares lmao |
| Nope, they can't sell stocks 90 days. \n |
| Yea they aren’t buying and they aren’t selling |
| Look at the volume difference on pump vs dump. This shit is so fake bro |
| Legit, underrated question is if it's not some other company that takes market share for AI phones. Apple moat, yada yada, I get it. This AI thing is going to shake up the market and there will be more inroads for competition here. OpenAI is poaching Apple engineers for rumored products. I'll call it low percentage for now but Apple could be late to the party. It could shake loose Apple's stranglehold. They currently own none of the AI infrastructure or technology so they'd be stuck licensing to try to compete if someone that does own the technology makes a serious leap with can't ignore AI features. It pops a hole in Apple's walled garden. |
| What!? OIL IS AT $73!! PANIC SELL TECH. |
| It's not a war. The cease fire is just over, but the war isn't starting according to TACO. |
| love this |
| Friendly day long ban bet? |
| SPY 755 soon |
| uhm, or it will just instantly tank 14% on friday? |
| OK, the market is getting a little too formulaic. Slow dump into close, then last 20 minutes a mini pump, then the final mega dumps at 3:59 and 4:00.\n\nIf this happens again today yes, confirmed fake market. |
| I made money on Levi’s earnings last ER but idk if I should fomo before earnings today. How bad an idea is it |
| META is a widow maker |
| It's a skill, being that detrimental to our financial wellbeing. I mean, even if I tried, I couldn't do as bad as I have been doing the past 3 weeks. The wealth destruction has been absolutely phenomenal. If I wanted to make history, this is not the way I envisioned it would go. |
| Spy I need you to reclaim 745. I’ll sacrifice my left nut |
| Shares? Pussy |
| There are no end of open source tracking websites, you can see for yourself, no need to ask the inhabitants of this sub and draw on their deeply questionable grasp of geopolitical reality/basic logic |
| Anyone wanna speculate what might happen if BOJ decides to tokenize their bonds? |
| USA may have lost the world cup, and we may lose Iran War, but we def win at obesity! |
| I've heard this all for years. Remember when they were cooked for stopping account sharing? End of the company. Everyone on the internet was cancelling their subscription...\n\nWhenever the economy does correct, I'd argue the $30/month streaming service will do well. Yup, some people will realise they almost never use it and will cancel. But others are going to see that bringing a family of 4 to the movies will run almost $100 each time and opt for movie and show nights in. And unemployed people have more viewings time.\n\nPeople will bitch about it but 20 years ago paid $150/month for cable, with less content, shittier content, no on-demand but plenty of commercials. The consumer will pay. Maybe some broke-asses won't buy your average middle-classer isn't going to rely on Tubi or whatever. |
| There are companies making real money right now so wouldn’t call it a bubble. It’s not like the dot com where pets raise hundreds of millions to only make 400k lol. |
| What we saying tmr ? |
| meta???? |
| Lizard man strikes again |
| Get in $ATAI before they are bought up (Believe it or not, i own this stock) |
| Bought NVDA at 213 🫨 |
| I will get one today |
| It was a bear trap all along. |
| Gotta watch the 30 second timeframe just to feel something |
| Waiting for DGXX to hit 50+ is like waiting for the game to load on the PS2 back in the day..\n\nit doesnt happen until you stop watching it |
| Behind on bills? Cant pay for your cats surgery? GET 395 0dte TSLA CALLS NOOOOOOW |
| Meta is dog shit. Going back to where it belongs before it fucked up memory |
| ZUUUUUUUUUUUCK |
| Why do you guys care if we are going to attack Iran or not? The market sure hasn't for months. |
| news on meta? |
| The fixed price of SK Hynix ADR is 14% higher than the current price.Crazy. Anyone who buys today and tomorrow will immediately receive a 14% profit on Friday. |
| 743 plz |
| not me, (microslop bear) |
| USA becoming so broke he'll only be able to afford the Mexican version, Airforce Juan. Paid for by our national credit institution, Credit Juan. |
| The only way to keep it up is to kill the volume and this is exactly what they are doing! 🤬 |
| I hope it was bed bugs. |
| No |
| The fuck happen to META |
| before close |
| considering ber lifestile. need pro tips |
| META Wtf might be the catalyst to drop the market lmaooo |
| Bols are actually clueless |
| Seriously this "news" has been posted at least once a month for the last half a year. Fucking wild it causes billion dollar market cap swings still. |
| Let’s dump Nvda so the market crashes completely |
| Wallstreet shaking the paper hands as always, more calls on MU |
| MU about to close above 960\n\n |
| Chyna |
| They don't put pictures on the scorecard for a reason. |
| SPY seems allergic to 750 |
| Is Hormuz still closed? |
| When to buy calls for the future "peace talks going well" pump? |
| Technically, did we start it? We'll definitely finish it for sure. |
| Bears getting angry LMAO🤌 |
| Right at market close yes |
| https://preview.redd.it/djxu3qmn22ch1.jpeg?width=169&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cca0b79f48125c7df7ec52c2c4c88f1ca8c78d64 |
| Maybe the US losing the World Cup was the final needle that popped the bubble. |
| 15 trades today for -3k profit I’m bad at this |
| We re back baby |
| Learning from Donny? |
| Yeah at 401pm. Peace deal at 601 pm when futures open. |
| dump in 2 min |
| Tsla 395 eod EASILY |
| 💦 💦 💦 |
| closed around 7500 a few times |
| I think Dump tomorrow so I’m going cash 🫡 |
| Wow, NVDA rising from the ashes. Bet you it's going to dump tomorrow |
| Close above 1678 sandick plz |
| Ne bis and ne ve de uh today |
| THE GAINS ARE IN YOUR HEART |
| pump it |
| https://preview.redd.it/a0oecdij22ch1.png?width=480&format=png&auto=webp&s=2bf9bcc61fdbf0d1f439c4f66bde4ff182c69196\n\n |
| Can algos keep the price in a range?\n\n |
| Believe it or not. Calls |
| Strike and date? |
| DUMP IT |
| 🥭 says yes, so it's 50/50 |
| I too get blow back when I cap my circular |
| can it be, am, am I going to make money today? fuck yeah! no more stale bread......\n\na few moments later......\n\nFUCK FUCK FUCK |
| You heard it from me first, sometime between now and 2036 this bubble will pop. Then I'll have to go buy cars from Big Bill Hell's and hope I can win no down payment. |
| I thought nvda was ded? |
| 54 trades today for 3k profit |
| SAAS got its allotted two week pump for the year, now back it’s back to semis pumping for the rest of the year while everything else bleeds |
| Yeah probably, I'm easily influenced and prone to peer pressure. |
| 🥱 |
| infrastructure is bleeding |
| New Airforce 1 is totally bugged and compromised by the middle east. Mango not flying back on it.\n\nThis is bullish for Tesla |
| So now nvda and the neoclouds gap up for no reason while everything else crashes lol |
| We hitting Iran tonight again or nah |
| We pumping into close you retard |
| You what worse than unimaginative slop? The guy critiquing the unimaginative slop |
| Sanddick holding up well. |
| shit is just gonna keep bouncing up and down and stay flat this is rigged as fuck |
| I always make money. Just not for me. |
| Nasty rug on meta |
| I’m not sure how many more D’s I can take. |
| almost bought the penguin and decided to load into semis instead 🤡 |
| Sold my NVDA weeklies for 300% but kept on to my longs. |
| SPY is ready for a breakout. Will it go up or down in power hours?! |
| Apply helmet before trade |
| Unless it is one that I have invested in, data centres are only bad if I am not involved but if I am involved then I will defend it. |
| Are puts the play or would you guys say it’s really hard to get another red day after two in a row? |
| Right everyone is aware of the bubble to pop 🤣🤣 |
| Right here guys! \nPrice Analysis is in\n\nWhere are all the *institutional investors*? |
| Netflix and chilled? |
| They are really trying to keep this from free falling |
| China Plans to Let Top AI Firms Buy Limited Amount of Nvidia H200 Chips\n\nThis recycled headline is why NVDA is up 🤣\n\nEasy puts |
| Bulls really thought |
| After hours is also acceptable |
| I wish I could restart some of my trades. |
| This NQ chart is so fucking dumb for the last 4 hours. |
| Hold my beer while I round over and plummet -SPY |
| can space sex do something\n\n |
| Real |
| The gamble is, beat inflation in the stock market, or lose money by savings. I don't think you can beat that grift. |
| THEY who? THEY, DUH! |
| that’s right, duuuvaaall! |
| Why not $30000 and $50000 |
| inching closer and closer to the edge |
| We didn't ask, but we love the candor. Thank you! |
| Theta decay genius |
| Just the tip |
| I hope we pump into close for the first time in weeks. Fuk bers. They deserve bloody anos |
| Why nvidia pump |
| Why is NBIS falling… |
| I'll sell you some for that price |
| Those will be the prices right before the music stops, be careful |
| Might get QQQ calls for Monday idk |
| diabolic drop on META |
| BLACK SWAN EVENT SPY -5% TOMORROW \n\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/egeu00b222ch1.jpeg?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=183126cae22285b5df48e619aee1563a826d98b6 |
| 755c Monday? |
| *Spy moves $.50* Here it is!! |
| Holy dump |
| Wrong way! |
| Imagine if he had invested that amount in SOXL last year when it was under 10 |
| What’s the MRVL mood |
| "I'm sure NFLX will finally run up prior to earnings" - Me, an idiot |
| **BanBet Created** ▲\n\n| Ticker | Target | Entry | Move | Expires |\n|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|\n| **SNDK** | $2000.00 (above) | $1676.38 | +19.3% | Jul 15, 7:12 PM | |
| Russians are their friends and everyone knows Russians are just bears on unicycles |
| Rooting for you…\n\n0dte? |
| !banbet SNDK 2000 1w |
| In my opinion MU should be worth $3000 and SNDK $5000.\n\nI’m glad I can share my opinion |
| Market is uncertain. no direction, no forward guidance. Institution is sitting on their hands deciding the next step. blah blah blah. \n \nPower hour canceled. Close your 0dte before theta death |
| You and me both |
| Oh now Nvda wants to do its thing fuck you bitch |
| You have a direct line to 🥭? |
| The bubble is about to pop\n\nIn the next week or so prepare for a day 10x worse than today |
| While I respect your opinion, I prefer City ham. |
| just pick a direction and go\n\n |
| koreans will megapump |
| Collected on my FIG calls. Instantly feel bad about not making more.... What is this cycle? |
| Just minutes from the last meeting. |
| HOLD YOUR PUTS IT WILL DUMP TOMORROW |
| The price hasn't even moved and my options are -20% 😭 |
| We starting ww3 tonight or nah? |
| Thank you my friend |
| If you’re feeling down, just remember someone bought spacex at 225. |
| Hey remember when door dashers just delivered food and weren’t weirdo stalkers about it? |
| No one can outregard me. I am the king of regards. I’ll be applying for a personal loan to gamble tomorrow. |
| Why is GOOG being such a dog? |
| RSP near lows is no bueno. Breadth is bad |
| Here it comes right in time for these dumb fucks to close my positions in 20 minutes |
| No it just happens tomorrow after they suckle retail dry |
| Pump into close? What is this? The last 2 weeks we tank into close |
| Interesting action on SanDisk 5m chart |
| Yeah like how many times are they going to sniff my empty bird feeder before they realize there's no seeds in there! Morons.. |
| \+90% gain on DRAM calls it aint much but it's honest work |
| I underestimate my level of stupidity daily...so nope. |
| Pump into close? What is this? The last 2 weeks we tank into close |
| What was fomc about ? |
| matter of days before a collapse |
| Always has been |
| This last hour is gonna be a pancake butt |
| What's hilarious about this is Paramount has to pay A LOT of money if the deal doesn't close fairly soon. I think by the end of August?\n\nThis isn't the only legal hurdle they have to mount either. |
| Where my quants at what 0dte should I buy |
| Nobody wants these horrible data centers\n\nBan data centers |
| me buying the dip is like pouring a dasani into the pacific |
| Yup 735 tomorrow |
| This squeeze is ridiculous |
| yes |
| I don't know why people keep reposting this meme. It was funny the first couple times I saw it but that was about 100 times ago. |
| Alexa play 1 hour of bullshit chop by Beethoven please |
| Paper handed them calls at open but I’m still green on the day |
| Any tips to lessen my levels of retardation? |
| Believe it or not calls 😂 |
| This craps going to drop right after my contracts expire |
| Kinda seems flatty |
| Nice spreadsheet, regard |
| Would be epic comeback if it happens.\n\nCrossing fingers for you |
| I live near air force base and I’ve been hearing lotta jets flying for the past few hours. |
| theta hour rigged bullshit |
| At this rate QQQ will have been 709 for 4 hours lmao |
| ahahaha bye microsloppy 🙂 |
| War restarts on Friday 4pm EST. Ends before market open next Monday\n\nBears will never ever get to eat LMAO |
| So oil is trending down, SPY is moving up. Welcome to the twilight zone |
| Today was sooo easy! Who else made money? |
| No power no sour??? |
| Can I get some power to this hour? |
| For weeks i would burn 1-3k in gains from other plays trying to get that nvda lotto win and it happens on a day like this. \n\nJensen!!! |
| Long term good, short term who knows |
| Ya |
| Bers are so damn stupid |
| Everyone expects a rugpull so it won't happen. Those are the rules |
| Everything turned into “ape” shit “diamond hands” kind of talk. It was actual DDs and plays before. Now every other post is either a loss porn or a gains whatever you call it. |
| Why can't we just send a bunch of bears to Iran? |
| They should rename it Sideways hour |
| Still waiting on that dump... |
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| Lost it all fam. \n\nCasino said, "Oh you come here a lot? Cause I don't even recognize you anymore." |
| Thank you |
| If you ever wanted to see what a rangebound cuck looks like, just take a look in the mirror WSB gang. 😭 |
| Sideways is always an option |
| if we arent pumpin, we're dumpin |
| and a bunch of retiree's ports |
| Anyone still holding puts and hoping for miracle like yesterday? |
| I mean you can make money betting against it, yes. Its just timing and knowing when to get out bc youll get fucked by random shitposts if you push your luck |
| I have 740 put and 750 calls for tomorrow. I will cry if we sit at 745 all day 😂 |
| My heart tells me that spy can’t go red another day but I just don’t know what the fuck this market is trying to do anymore |
| every day wsb frontpage is the same fkn warren buffet, guy waking up with red light, or some other low effort meme I've seen a trillion times. you guys are scum. do you know what scum is? you guys are scum. |
| imagine not starting happy hour early today |
| Theta cuck for all of July |
| Wonder if that one retard from yesterday bought both shorts and puts. |
| If NVDA runs to 215-220 till friday, I am ordering 10 Vera Rubin stacks myself |
| Ayatollah funeral ends tomorrow morning. Then come the tweets about “progress”. Then talks over the weekend. Then more 🥭 🌮 SPY 760 by Monday. |
| Next two days gonna finish red. Enjoy the bounce. |
| SPY has basically been the same price since May lol |
| Snail hour, sleepy hour, low energy hour...... |
| Well that’s too dayum bad! |
| Buy WEN. $4000/share EOY. AI powered frosty with DDR5 Baconators. |
| Completing the rhyme by saying, "buy the dip." |
| Koreans, Koreans. Interpret however you please |
| Not great buddy |
| Puts |
| What’s the outlook on space stocks? |
| Gotta love government contracts!!! |
| not me reading this at 3am 😭 |
| Crossing fingers for you guys- maybe an epic come back last 5 minutes be ready! |
| My current analysis of price action seems this thing is going either up or down |
| That info is for the 415k reserves but in total there is over 700k to my knowledge |
| mango will post a “ceasefire is back on” tweet tonight to double tap the bears that fell for the dump this morning |
| "keep the cash working" on what? They have to pay 5 percent interest on their bonds, so no clear asset worth investing in that they shouldn't otherwise use cash for, unless they are eyeing something that would cost more than the case they have on reserve plus any reserve they wanna hold. |
| I was really waiting for spcx lock-up period to end (well the first wave) to short, but looks like it's priced in already |
| 7/17 |
| I am only down 0.05% |
| Im tired of this grandpa |
| Ngl, SPCX below IPO price this week, that stock did nothing good and pulled the Space sector with it |
| Enter a trade. It drags and stalls all day. I sell and it moves up immediately. Can’t make this shit up |
| the price action is so fucking bad holy shit |
| No. Smart money sold them all at the open |
| Hey it actually does look like batman upside-down |
| Regarded |
| If you bought at 4am, you're flat \nif you shorted at 4am, you're flat\n\ntoday is canceled |
| either up or down |
| *Closed today: BMNR puts and PENG calls printed...*\n\n\nOpened Today July 8\n\n- Calls: LEVI • AZZ\n\n\nDisclaimer: if little Johnny jumped off a cliff would you do it too? |
| Put it in the bag. |
| Everyone here is an MM except for you. |
| yes |
| Flat Gang you bastards! |
| LONG LIVE KING NVDA! |
| my 7/17 calls cooked |
| Economically the people are doing great even though some prices are inflated. Hence the Fed having a chance to Hike up rates. People are buying goods whether it's stocks, consumer everyday goods, or hobbyist things. So, yeah. |
| What expiry |
| This is a good stock around $100. In 20 years, this will be the force that connects AI computing to self driving cars and robots |
| yes |
| more like terrible hour |
| Kept afloat with aapl and Mstr puts |
| Just went all in on QQQ puts |
| Country ham really is the best of the ham varieties |
| BTO 1x more GEV 7/10 1125c @8; \n\nHolding 4x @21.37 |
| 🫴🌮 |
| This, but also record profits from Samsung means we need to panic sell every AI stock |
| Thiel saved NVDA. |
| Can spcx goes below 135 , I mean below ipo price before 90 days? In that case MM will be fked too, right? |
| SK Hynix ADR oversubscribed with institutions trying to get a piece of the pie and memory bears think its over LMAOO |
| And knowing this, bers continue to bet against it every single day. Amazing! |
| Nothing ever happens. Rigged ass market |
| Incoming Shrek to finish at max pain pin $747 |
| Theta hour instead of power hour 🙁 better than 🌈 🐻 hour though! |
| power or sour |
| It's this huge green Emerald dong everybody can see from their windows 20 miles away. So they just learned to ignore it, it's too big, too veiny, too green to fit so they scramble for smaller. |
| Would PLTR benefit from the war being back on? |
| Zoomers don't have money to invest. They're broke incel broccoli headed dipshits |
| Waiting for volume to turn negative 😭😭 |
| I’m debating if I wana buy Jan calls |
| Oh okay this will still be boring until close got it |
| Sell everything |
| Casino slots -> casino sluts |
| my account was giving me the finger all morning too |
| Nailed it. |
| I’m feeling spacex leaps |
| It was literally lower almost every day this past week |
| I want a refund |
| So what does that make us? |
| I think he might not Taco this time |
| Shares? Avg price? |
| Told you retard bears all day what would happen |
| .30 contracts from this morning worth 4.00 now i am crying in the casino |
| All in on tsla |
| Its telling you to get out of your position. In short, fck off. |
| do you not see the beatuiful W |
| You guys trust semi to hold overnight?\n\nWhy or why not |
| I cant read. Calls |
| If I just put $1,000 per month into VTI for 40 years will I be able to retire? |
| puts check COR1M/COR3M |
| NVDA you absolute beast |
| Me waiting on SPX 7,470 puts to hit $.50 late so I can buy lottery tickets |
| Ah so the chip seller is selling chips |
| Probably 3-4 weeks. They will need to go through the second week of earnings. First week is banks and shit. |
| Give me an overnight play boys? Need to save my anoos or I’ll be fucked royally. Serious answers only please |
| Dam that <1% gain is more than my net worth... |
| Brokies would have stay broke regardless. |
| Seeing what Wulf outcome with Anthropic, I went full port on Keel as they are similarly positioned as Wulf if not better. Knowing my luck it will surely be a bust. |
| 😂 |
| honestly , not a bad play... stay the course. I am happy you werent a full regard and bought microslop calls |
| Bro, please stop thetaing me! |
| Make sure you flush |
| Other countries ramped up production, there are trucks transporting oil to bypass, other pipelines are being quickly built. The shock never happened |
| Correct me if I am wrong, but someone should just come in and buy up $SMCI on the cheap here\n\n \n\n\nWeed out/fire all the bad characters, reset the culture, oil it up into a well running machine, then sell or re-list it for 100%+? |
| i bought pre market im sorry |
| > By not going through the path Iran set out for ships to go through, you can argue that they didn't respect their territorial integrity and thus broke the ceasefire.\n\nComplete and utter nonsense. Ships can go through Omani waters if they wish, that has nothing to do with respecting Iranian sovreignty. |
| The charts just simply don’t look right when we’re not at ATH |
| If only I inversed myself today. |
| # Trade Tracker: Jim Lebenthal doubles his Micron position |
| Rip |
| But that takes liquidity |
| Its a monster nobody has the power to squeeze,I think RCAT is a much better target maybe not giant squeeze but i think there is money to be made here. \n\nSource trust me bro |
| ok but why is this so accurate tho |
| Anyone still holding puts and hoping for miracle like yesterday? |
| Post the loss porn you 🐈🐈⬛ |
| Fake |
| Brace for sour hour |
| Are you retarded? |
| I'm spamming bullish sentiment in this thread and it is having no effect on the entire stock market wtf |
| If you missed out on SPCX IPO, you will soon get your chance. Patience. |
| Spy still confused |
| the food quality went down before the prices went up, they won't recover. It's down 46% for now, wait until it is down 75% |
| do you just pray that korea doesn’t dump on you every night |
| Its like my IT " Have you restarted" |
| My calls are down too. I wish you were right. |
| Did we taco already? |
| Sometimes the best thing you can do is leave the casino |
| Send it Power Hour |
| If we v from here and break ath I would call football soccer |
| They all fuck over everyone dumbass |
| The market - Predicts the ceasefire will hold even with all the bombing and threats, so doesnt dump and stays flat\n\nAlso the market - will pump euphorically within a millisecond on "ceasefire talks possibly going to go well" from a social media shitpost |
| Jensen out there signing more titties today. |
| NVDA jesus christ the one week i dont buy lottos |
| The man, the myth, the LEGEND |
| Idk if I should trust NVDA and hodl for another day or two or just sell everything rn |
| I sold my NVDA calls yesterday to buy ORCL calls |
| fine, ill buy some more NBIS, even if you hurt me |
| I hope so |
| Durr durr retard alert 😂😂😂 |
| was curious what’s your take on the ai bubble. i know prices have gone up a lot and some people say it’s already overvalued, but at the same time demand also looks pretty strong with all these big companies still spending crazy money on ai. plus many of them not even profitable yet too. do u think this is just normal growth or we’re heading into bubble territory, would love to hear your honest thoughts on it. |
| not this time fuckers |
| I love this NVDA stock and definitely never said anything bad about jensens awesome jacket |
| Not gonna happen it’s my fault I bought more puts |
| What, exactly, are those? The entire Hormuz production and export gap has only been "filled" on the demand side by China cutting imports entirely and relying on stored reserves. And those run out. |
| AIDSRAM |
| lol that’s for the people who had substantial capital to invest to begin with. |
| Nah, you're missing my point. Creating things for no reason is a leisure activity, especially for rich people. Nobel laureates are 25x more likely to sing and 4x more likely to play an instrument compared to average scientists. Making stuff you like as a leisure activity is rich people stuff |
| Turn the algos off. Let the interns take the wheel for a few minutes. |
| NVDA selling chips to china i guess |
| down 30% on these goog calls today, fuck all of you |
| Oh they’ll ship. Then they’ll sit in a warehouse waiting forever to be deployed while the rest of the data center sits in political and financial construction limbo |
| Lol |
| **BanBet Error** — Could not get price for SPX |
| Don't worry guys! Just invest in Gamestop ! lmao |
| I, too, wish you could read |
| !banbet SPX 7490 1h |
| Sellers consistently have shown more volume. This pumps in between are fake. Big money trying to make exit liquidity out of you. |
| theta gang is here real action starts after market as we know already |
| What news |
| I did again and made an extra 150 gooodnye |
| 100k in puts or calls \n\nWhat do you |
| What loss? Check the price again. |
| I don’t even have an appropriate meme for this level of money. Someone else is up |
| 90% of my port is SNDK |
| Infantino seems like a more apt name for Trump than the head of FIFA. |
| Monster day for NVDA if you threw $100 at open you’d probably made like 1-2k |
| if msft goes up to 462 before this next earnings I'll do ungodly deviantly delicious things to you (with consent of course) behind the Wendy's dumpster...on or off my shift. |
| AMD in the cuck chair while NVDA gaps up\n\nIt's been a while |
| You mad were up 30% on the year? Lol |
| Will one of you please punch me in the nads every time I double down on a loser |
| Volume on nvda is dogshit |
| Who really wants to hold this overnight? |
| Tsla don’t fucking let me down this time |
| They will never retire lol |
| What the fuck is my luck dude random ass bullshit news announcement everytime I decide to full port |
| What a load of malarkey |
| Shhhhhh bul let it go |
| Now you've done it! Commenting on Reddit that you used AI is like showing a red rag to a bull. |
| So ceasefire is back on? |
| THE WINNER TAKES IT ALLL |
| Here comes the fake pump to lure in the simple bulls |
| Clown show. At least make us laugh. Shitty clown. |
| Here comes the dump |
| Well good news today at least |
| It really is just going to finish right where it started today isn't it... |
| maybe with a trilion dollars you could get it done in 3 months |
| It ruined everything, lol. |
| 0DTEs move so fucking fast last hour oh my god 🤣🤣🤣 |
| As is tradition 🥴 |
| Power hour boys |
| specifics don’t matter as much as the equivalent effect on the market\n\nboth are/were volume destroyers |
| kospi burns every night these days |
| Banks start reporting next week and they’re gonna keep letting retail just load up on everything for cheap? Iono bout dat |
| I hope the Zoomers who voted for this shit know they’ve basically set back their own retirement by decades lol. |
| How to trade on WSB Premium Exchange? |
| maybe someone’s dumpiing before the 8/7 expires |
| So are they? Who can tell anymore? |
| Seems like it will be a black mirror episode soon enough |
| KOSPI is going to burn tonight |
| this is the bottom |
| Ok fat ass |
| rip breakout candle |
| The whole time the market just wanted to see Iran and US at war again. I should’ve known |
| Is AI bubble?\n\n*Write article with AI* |
| low volume pump shit is fake |
| uhm |
| It should be illegal for companies to be green unless I hold their stocks |
| NVDA became the 69th 5T company |
| ‘With recent returns in your account, please take the opportunity to review whether your current investment strategy is meeting your financial objectives’\n\nOh thanks. Realise now that losing 30 grand in a week is not my goal |
| well played Mr Market well played |
| Come on power hour. |
| It's not a joke send them to jail It's so fucking blatant it's stupid |
| I wore that outfit yesterday lol. Kirkland brand white tees. |
| This is great news for the nasdaq diamond top gang |
| Rarely does a book disappoint as much as dune. |
| When semis and memory hit ATH’s again in like 1-2 weeks, all these bears should do a walk of shame |
| BIG CANDLE |
| I used to be full cash gang. Having a port at -30% is still better than being a coward (cash gang). |
| After a heated debate with claude, I have entered august calls for Amazon atm. Pray for me please 🙏 |
| Unless Nvda sell off it's up from here |
| ALL PUMP no dump please |
| Why shouldn't I go all in on lunr shares right now. |
| Some guy on reddit said they can just setup some memory production factories in like 3 months and saturate the market and the stuff becomes worthless |
| You mean after its greenest day in like a month? Yeah totally |
| Ye |
| Fuck you, buying 3 more AVAV shares. |
| Holy pump |
| In the "new" chart in WSB it notes the # of holders, but IMO and in the regard spirit of this sub I believe MODs should change it to, "Bagholders." |
| Anyone still holding puts and hoping for miracle like yesterday? |
| imagine being deployed for 8 months and watching the peace deal start and end 30 times, just send me home bro |
| Is this a real break out for nvda or... |
| Is the minimum hiring age in Congress like 80 or something lol |
| \nIs it time to load nvida |
| My muffler fell off while driving.. not sure if Canadian rust or living in USA is worse 😭 |
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| DAT |
| My god you could not have timed this post worse if you tried. |
| NVDA mooning means all is right with the world |
| Strangle because rug pull seems obvious, but also lined up perfectly for a 🥭 hulk candle tweet. |
| NVDAAAAA BBBBRRRRRR |
| https://preview.redd.it/6r0k7mrpz1ch1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d86be13fe7e5c65c5ee2f99d9cd4a13e94f1d00c\n\n |
| They’re waiting on yall to sell those poots before they dump it |
| Drop a better one so I can be less dumb thanks |
| Market is propped up by NVDA. Once it starts going down, things should go to red fairly quickly. |
| Lol, SPCX. |
| Thank you theta!!! |
| The perfect pin right at max pain is very natural market behavior |
| Well known legless torso from the Metaverse.... |
| # LMAO drones dumping in the middle of a war. Drone and DFEN bols cucked. |
| gl |
| Plus you have to disclose already your trades and it's a pain the ass. By the time that shit clears whatever was happening is already over that's if they approve your trade in the first place. |
| You underestimate bers. They’ll sell their first borns to make sure spy closes below 745. Plus this girl named Jane. Works in the street. Her too. |
| they're baiting bears to load up puts to blast them before close |
| Made another Robinhood account with $150, already up to $215 after a week. Future hedge fund here |
| Wow nvda |
| Good lord just rug it already |
| probably going to pump the moon after 3pm to fuk my puts\n\n |
| Read this in Owen Wilson's voice |
| It's too late for me boys. Save your own ports! |
| Market is simultaneously boring and exhausting. |
| I’m about to buy calls,brace your rectum |
| I like it when NVDA is gren. |
| Spcx anyone? |
| Ceasefire means keep shooting until you shoot too much then cancel it, then bomb the fuck outta them, then declare peace 5 mins after the market closes on Friday. |
| nah you're missing the dudes point\n\nIf the youtuber was a genius finance guy, they'd be worth millions already fucking off around the world. Because they're still making videos, that tells you that their primary income source is making videos. |
| The bubbliest comment tho\n |
| Bye bitch |
| A lot of downvotes , might be on to something |
| Whales need retail baggies |
| Hold overnight don’t be retarded |
| 2029 cant come fast enough |
| 28 billion ADR for company with over 1T market cap is a bit different than SPCX lmao |
| Islamic Republic of Japan bought chips |
| Too deep |
| Rip McConnell turtle |
| \> is it a bubble?\n\n\> so I watched this one video and it said…\n\nBrother nobody knows till it happens. |
| So all trillion is paid to Micron and SK Hynix. They take money and won't ship anything to build data centers? Most stupid thing i ever read |
| Power hour renamed to piece of shit hour |
| Maybe buy fewer but deeper ITM calls so it’s not as effected by stock price |
| # Korean market is much reliable than this manipulated dogshit. They will dump more, as is tradition. |
| Undervalued and china chips |
| Walmart doing pretty good tho |
| Disappointed in you wendy's dumbasses, expected to be able to afford an order of fries with profits from my 5 shares. |
| You can have both my inches |
| Mister President this is the seventh week in a row you’ve threatened to strike Iran |
| QQQ fighting for its damn life right now |
| I’m supposed to believe that this YouTube channel has more information and knows more about this AI boom than the hyperscalers? This whole thing about circular revenue is silly in my opinion. I don’t think people understand enough just how much money these companies have and it’s not just from some AI circle jerk. Yes they’re spending a ton, but a ton of what? The massive fucking amounts of capital that they have. Google has over $100 billion in cash. They were able to raise $80 billion with the snap of a finger with a 2% dilution. Did virtually nothing to hurt them.\n\nI just don’t know what people are talking about. These companies are not spending this amount of money to make Will Smith eating spaghetti videos better. In five years the money that they are spending is going to come back tenfold when no one ever needs a bookkeeper again. When no one ever needs a paralegal again. The list goes on and on.\n\nI would ask anyone who is saying that it’s all gonna pop and go to shit and be the dot com shit all over again where they think this capital is supposed to go. What is Google supposed to do with it? They really can’t spend any more than they already have on all their other avenues of business. Do they want them to spend $100 billion a year on self driving cars? I just don’t get it. |
| I accept cock |
| Here is my mentality. I use the 50 MA hourly as my guiding star. if Sp500 closes above that 2 consecutive times then its on like Donkey Kong and I make daytrades and swing trades. When price closes below 50 MA hourly 2 consecutive times I get out of all my positions.\n\nThen I just watch the market keep dropping until it gets to a major support on the daily and I start buying again. So my mind is always satisfied either way. I can start pushing buttons again or I can watch everything fall and be super happy I am dodging a bullet and that I will get stocks for really cheap too. I just follow my green light and red light rules. |
| Forgiveth me Lort for I hath 0dted today |
| I wana scalp qqq one last time but scared I will lose it all lol |
| Hope you accept coins |
| IPOs are basically bailouts for VC these days. They leave nothing on the table for the bagholders. |
| Dam that <1% loss is more than my net worth... |
| this\^ |
| Every time I try scalping some premium selling a 0DTE call it goes higher and every time I buy one it goes lower. Who is watching me and running this shit show. |
| China doesn't want NVDA chips. Puts |
| Hey at least you aren't bagholding some debt ridden burger joint. |
| I'm so glad my electric bill was over 200 bucks for a 2 bedroom apartment so that the data center's power bill can be subsidized. Proud to be an American, we're #1...\n\n\n\n\nIn infant mortality. |
| but for who |
| last chance to grab 740 0DTE puts for cheap |
| Spy will close over $745. There’s no sellers left |
| I just wanted to tell you guys good luck. We're all counting on you. |
| Good pick |
| Why NVDA ripping |
| Because boredom. The guy seems to work in finance and makes his videos as a hobby. Probably a pretty young guy working in finance |
| Casual Finance produces moronic content for low IQ doomers who think the markets are always wrong and everything is always on the verge of a crash. |
| Holy retard |
| Just talked to forbes, get ready guys |
| Honestly tacos are better for Thursdays. On Tuesday I'm still recovering and eating bland foods after destroying my guts all weekend from BBC |
| Where is this power that u see ? |
| If you have august expiry calls and you are down -50%. Would you buy more of those exact calls or open new positions? |
| Give me power hour or give me head! |
| spy dips everything red, spy recovers, everything still VERY red |
| Puts are cooked. Calls are cooked. Will crab the last hour between 709.5-710 |
| If spy don’t close below 743 im offing myself |
| I'm feeling depressed today\n\nThe market kinda seems like it wants to go green but isn't really doing much..\n\nMy order for my penis pump got delayed\n\nAnd my mom said I cant get Wendys tonight |
| Make it happen |
| HAH THANK YOU FOR THIS |
| Here’s a secret: the data centers will never be ready |
| Rest in peace he looked like such a good boy 😭 |
| 0dte 7480c |
| Sell vertical calls on Corning |
| I believe this speaks more to Meta's business plan being poorly vetted when they bought those GPU's. Remember Zuck giving the data labeler dude billions of dollars to aquihire his business.... That did not pan out. If Zuck can't copy or buy a good idea, he has no idea. |
| Dunno where you are getting your info, but simple google search shows that US reserve has a little over 300 millioin barrels left. |
| 3pm Trump announcement we may or may continue the war and the market may or may not go up or down |
| Power hour will be brutal |
| Today, I will be going behind the WEN dumpster. But this time I won’t be the one sucking cock. |
| just close |
| The reason is cause you keep saying im not in the household, when its my F'n account. F U Netflix |
| This is embarrassing... |
| Puts |
| Lol how are you fools always on the wrong side of everything |
| Time to pump MSFT |
| This will be the one day in 2 weeks we pump into close now lol |
| What do you mean it’s on sale today |
| If anybody loves me. Tell me if I should put calls on KEEL or not. Best answer gets exact predictions of SPY tomorrow |
| Time for me to get on my hamster wheel and do my part to power the local data center. |
| Too much alternative oil options have developed since the Iran war started. It's not that big of a deal anymore |
| Need to salvage my day with spx plays in last hour. Which means almost guranteed to lose more |
| Dude it’s a eBay meme |
| holding puts till close. im down 25% already. why the hell not. |
| such a disaster skill issue day, my god |
| AIS or DRAM? |
| Why on earth would anyone buy that over priced sk hynix junk |
| You made 100,000 dollars from a 2% pump? |
| Ask yourself this question - what is driving the market today to go up? It's a bull trap... |
| I'm a bit worried if there's no 🌮 by friday 410 seems rough |
| All the semis bounced today. |
| War is peace. |
| that was the top for today |
| cant wait for this shit month to end fuck this choppy bullshit. Waiting desperately for big tech earnings to show capex increasing end of the month and then semis fly in august |
| no they're gonna nuke us, me specifically (please) |
| ahahahaha microsloppy cant even rally |
| and sung by GREEN day |
| Insurance companies: "boo hoo, we're loosing money, boo hoo!"\n\nAlso insurance companies: "It costs 10k to get an X-ray and a cast put on your leg but your deductible is 15k so we won't pay. BTW your monthly premium of 1k is due tomorrow." |
| 743 puts evaporated as I type this message |
| Cooking with Crisco |
| I do more trading outside market hours than during. Crazy how things have changed in a couple years |
| SK Hynix US listing has made this entire week a stalemate like when SPCX turned the market into a liquidity black hole the week of launch |
| Mangos gonna taco so hard on bombing iran just for a positive market day |
| It didn’t even destroy bears. Bulls are on pins and needles |
| Mrvl |
| Think sour hour unfortunately although I’m done with plays for the day |
| is he going to nuke iran |
| source? |
| Why is SNDK up |
| I don’t trust this |
| DRAM going flat for 2 days straight is how they feed the lowly theta gang scum |
| Yes. It’s going down |
| Sure. That’s why it’s pumping 😂😂😂🫵🤡 |
| Back to Bag7 i guess, fuckin unbelievable |
| Your puts are cooked |
| I like to picture my JPow wearing a tuxedo T-Shirt 🤵♂️ |
| The bubble doesn't *start* to pop, it just is until it isn't. |
| Idk what you on about. I’m up 207.25% on the day |
| You might be able to capitalize on being the first one to do OF behind a Wendy's dumpster.\n\nNot sure if that exists or not because OF is for simps but nonetheless. |
| Lmao right? Everyone in here has the power of foresight apparently |
| Nvda and apple are the only thing holding the index's up |
| Your indicators are not orange |
| Most reliable buy indicator 😂 |
| hope you like big moves in the ah/pm and nothing during the day |
| S mall\n\nP o\n\nC ket\n\nX ange |
| I haven't even watched Dune 3 and can already tell you Dune is the best trilogy ever\n\nIf you try to form a rebuttal just realize you are low IQ and I will not hear it |
| I need a god candle on tesla so i can have money for spcx puts |
| Think it won't be until Friday. |
| Tom “fat cuck” Lee said BTFD!!!! |
| https://preview.redd.it/qlrmxd8cy1ch1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3b9c5022846883adb72c4f8f359525b47aaf0c61\n\n |
| “Ww” - SPY |
| If SPY closes green I will watch *Cats* all the way through and without my phone to distract me |
| For how long exit your shorts or you’re poor |
| Dow is at 52k so I am not sure it’s time for panic. Or maybe that’s why it’s time to panic. |
| Half stocks half pictures |
| Either markets expecting a taco or it just doesn’t give a shit about oil prices anymore. NVDA lookin like a new high of day is coming |
| nothingburger for 3 hours |
| N |
| Taco is shifting to thursday |
| Actually yes, lol. If you check my recent post in spy I gave up on spy calls at yesterdays low and bought 1600 worth of oil calls. Bagged 2k this morning around 9:30 am |
| well-known honest and capable businessperson Mark Zuckerberg, whose ideas are always good, whose word is definitely bond and whose stock is absolutely NOT languishing in the gutter |
| 🌮 is always dinner the next day mommy and daddy fight |
| I don't believe Mark Zuckerberg will cut AI capex or listen to investors because he has a personal mission to see it through that AI sex robots & porn is developed exactly how he would like it\n\nThink about it, I put myself in his shoes and I ain't gonna give a fuck what you think or how I spend my money. If I have a chance & the resources to get exactly what I want, I'll seize the opportunity |
| Netflix is cooked.\n\nLet me explain, first off the streaming market is saturated by competitors now compared to even just a few years ago, subscription growth is decelerating from covid, macro economic conditions mean a 30$/month entertainment subscription is less viable, their systemic failure to invest in content wisely is the biggests one... They stamp out a bunch of novel shows only to cancel them after one season? \n\nThat's mismanagement, and a missed opportunity. |
| Market is positioning for a crash. We’re going to attack Iran tonight. \nPlan accordingly! |
| I better not be getting bul trapped rn |
| After days of being in the red I am up 0.7% today, we are so back baby |
| Straight up from here |
| It’s going to be okay buddy |
| Hate to say it but now is a great entry for some long-term 45+ dte puts at at a 700 strike imo. The diamond top plus macro situation is pretty damning |
| Don’t worry they’ll rug in a half hour then pump back to it eod |
| Just bought more calls |
| Brother it’s red… |
| It's been 100% related. Watch the memory and semi etfs over night. They've been mirroring kospi all june and july. |
| Holy shit this guy has superpowers \n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/sn3d1kl3y1ch1.png?width=583&format=png&auto=webp&s=341768e9a221a580540f6c6f44b409ffaced3945\n\n |
| Only down 50% on my tsla calls today🫠 |
| Open the (Korean) casino! |
| Holy shit they screwed retail today |
| It's the mark of the devil's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate. |
| Eod green |
| Why wouldn't they go ahead with acquisition? They already wanted to buy WBD and nothing has changed about WBD fundamentals. |
| Make a website called onlystocks. When you buy a picture online, you basically buy the variant cost of the stock. For example coke 85, Apple 312, Microsoft 385, etc. Basically, photo as payment for stocks. |
| Market is so shit that even my indicators are not agreeing with each other. |
| TLT HOD |
| It didn’t even wait until 3 to destroy bears 💀 |
| Gotta be a million dollar loss, 6 figure losses no longer please me |
| I bought hundreds of WOOF shares pretty much on IPO day because I was thinking there's no way market will allow such a cool ticker to suck. Since then I'm down -90% on shares only.\n\nFor more financial advice please by my PDF "Trading in Style" for just $150! |
| Go SMCI 🥹 |
| since Nov, that bs in April is all fake front running |
| Not everything is a lesson, sometimes you just lose money. Don't read too much into it |
| Why would the Islamic republic of Japan do this? |
| Couldn't help myself and bought more 0DTE puts, quickly sold for $20 gain lol |
| I still think it drops tomorrow. |
| Go jags |
| Almost as intended |
| War is bullish |
| Bleed theta on contracts go on do it!! |
| Fuck power horu.. |
| Spy will hold around 745 EOD. Fed minutes was a bunch of nothing burger. Sellers already sold. Steady selling with steady buying. Choppy movement around 745. |
| die nvda, and take spy with you |
| QQQ has been a disappointment all god damn day |
| Say you have august expiry calls and you are down -50. Would you buy more of those calls or open new positions? |
| Spacex guhhhh |
| Until i die :/ |
| yo manz, things aren’t looking good. can someone just tell me things will be alright, and that it’s going to be okay? 🥺 |
| Idk if it's a bubble but I think it might go up or down from here. |
| High volume at that option strike. Market makers’ hedging flows tend to pin the price (long gamma) if it pushes we could see a gamma flip |
| It’s actually going in circles |
| What is special about this number is that most of you will be losing money the longer it stays there |
| What did we learn today\n\nNothing |
| MODS |
| crazy to be down 14% in like 3 days |
| what thing will I type next that sends the market to the opposite of what I'm implying |
| Strategy and discipline HAHAHAHAHA what a loser |
| QQQ has crossed over negative to positive and back like 10 times today |
| Don’t spend it all at once! |
| I did a few short trades. Then went long but been under my entry most of day. |
| Seat material, scalding |
Incredible timing:  Alignment Healthcare stock tumbles on whistleblower lawsuit By Investing.com Alignment Healthcare stock tumbles on whistleblower lawsuit www.investing.com |
| $SPCX is such a buzzkill |
| 😔 |
| 🥭 please pump it. Barrons had a week to sell his puts and buy calls |
| Market is going to wait until the last possible second to figure out if Mango is TACOing. |
| There is absolutely no volume on Goog. Not sure if that’s good or bad |
| Wow you’re just telling me this for the first time |
| #Robinhood is basically a crypto trading app with stocks on the side LMAO🤌 |
| If this holds, I will go buy more stones to shove up my ass https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/s/vrd7HK0UXR |
| Is consumer goods doing well? |
| Why market still affected by the KOSPI during trading hours? |
| Competition is fierce nowadays so I doubt it. Maybe live streaming yourself losing money with facecam might give you an edge. |
| i dont think theyll sell if this stays fomo will be real |
| Like what is so special about 745??? |
| Don’t be watching just the strait of Hormuz make sure you pay attention to the bab el mandeb strait as it’s going to close too but by proxy through Houthi. |
| tsla 410c for friday or mrvl 300c for next friday |
| Algo sees retail piling into short positions and inverses what a classic |
| For the last 2-3 months I've been told on here that US market doesn't react to KOSPI, it's KOSPI that reacts to US market. Now everyone is coping that memory is going down bcs of koreans lmao 😭 |
| Everything is fine! 🙁 |
| That’s me holding Plug Power and being 90% down |
| I like what spy drew today, W for the win |
| Real market starts next week when we get real earnings going. This mega dump is prime for insiders to buy the dip knowing earnings beats will happen and we moon to new ATH.\n\nDon’t be caught with your bear dick out. Shrekking bull cocks only. |
| Just bouncing back to the previous days low is regard strength? |
| this isn't remotely acting alpha lmao everyone is laughing at him |
| This manipulated bullshit is pissing me off |
| Thetas are betas |
| You’re all forgetting a very important point here.\n\nMARKET ALWAYS GOES UP IN LONG ENOUGH TIMELINE\n\nfuck Burry and his stupid short |
| Do you guys think I can make money off an OnlyFans account where all I post is my loss porn |
| Gonna need a 20 dollar pump from tsla by friday |
| The plastic or the seat-belt metal? |
| The sentiment here is insanely bearish for some reason compared to bulls typing whatever |
| Too many put buyers, shit will probably go green during last 15 mins lol |
| Let’s hope kospi stops shitting itself to stop this negative feedback loop |