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| Biotch |
| Dude...they primarily just bought their own stock back. |
| So..Canadians? |
| If buying isnt owning then pirating isnt stealing. |
| The rest of us are fucked. |
| I wonder what the average age is on this sub, feels like somewhere between 18 and 65 |
| They spent 9% of their cash. Are you sure you know what the word capitulate means? |
| what about WEN? |
| We seem to be set up for a very nice 2029 100 year anniversary implosion when the US debt situation hits critical mass right around the time the trillion+/yr AI build out that’s holding the economy together burns out. Bubble pop, debt confidence crisis, Fed loses control of interest rates, can’t use the usual monetary/fiscal policy mechanisms. Buckle up regards. |
| Is that the type of condom with spikes inside it? |
| I feel like I'm chasing white rabbits in life to escape reality |
| The moronery is real |
| It means no more buffet steering the ship. Probably doomed |
| Back up the truck! The Oracles have spoken!! |
| 🫤 |
| Nah the MMs orchestrating the pump and dump haven’t lured in enough retail to justify the expenses they’ve spent on their pump bot army yet, I guarantee we’ll see at least one day where we’re over 3$ to trick more of retail to buy before they pull the rug, I’ve seen this play out dozens of times over the last few years, this isn’t a squeeze where the price goes up or down from supply and demand it’s an orchestrated pump and dump that hasn’t run its course until they can steal from a larger group of retail and they need gain posts first to make that happen, I’ll come back to your comment later in the week to congratulate you when it pops off again, don’t diamond hand though the only guarantee is that it’ll go up at least one more time and after that it will eventually crash when they pull the rug so sell on the first green day |
| Asked 2 girls out but none replied (even tho I am up 35% this week) |
| # 😠👉\n\nOut.\n\n🙂 No just kidding bro you can stay |
| Uncle Sam is gonna like you |
| Doctor? Who has that? |
| People who can afford it 🤥 |
| Oh it did, but when rando stocks rip 30%, and there are good undervalued stocks, and bonds pay you 5%.... its tempting. |
| 🤬 OH THAT JUST MAKES MY BLOOD BOIL!!! |
| i mean there's so many things that can make these people awkward. lack of experience, social awkwardness, autism stuff etc. i don't think people who aren't actually awkward would go on the internet and complain how awkward they are, these are probably awkward people. |
| T R A D E R |
| BAGHOLDER DETECTED |
| They bought those stocks? |
| Had it a red light before scary af |
| my chatgpt is suddenly using the word "bullshit" freely in it's responses and i'm low key a fan |
| Exactly and GM still owes the money. Their product f’ing sucks. |
| Who goes to the doctor? |
| Bead bath and beyond? |
| Not life changing. |
| https://preview.redd.it/xdjiwu2498ih1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b4994798ba47c24ad418699f4642826c1555b00f\n\n |
| Samsung appliance dead after only two years, have cheap Chinese brands last longer |
| It's under new management, you regard |
| The thing that annoys me is, it isn't even that hard to not be a fuck up. \n\nThat's what I want to tell my dad and my brother. Just don't do drugs! Don't abuse people! It isn't hard! |
| Warrens last hurrah |
| im broke im all-in on biotech penny stocks and oil. |
| Is it just me or is it hard as fuck to get started in a new place? New home, new furniture and shit having to move it all. New doctors and waitlists for said doctors, no friends.\n\nPicking the wrong spot after college is a life sentence of misery and anguish. |
| yeah but we're the last of the 90's kind |
| If this goes sideways there’s gonna be a lot less rich people to tax. |
| LOL, if you think a 15% improvement in one day because they chucked in a 'dot com' style AI Hail Mary compared to a 17% drop in lifetime... |
| its literally the same conditons they said they wanted two months ago... |
| The fuckin 2010 kids are trying to dress like it's 1992, they don't even know what the loop on denim shorts is for, soft handed prissy fucks |
| So what is the memory trade actually over |
| bro bought the top |
| I don't care. I want Memory stocks to hit the moon and I can peacefully die. |
| My god people, literally just download more internet when it goes out |
| we'll collectively psyop ourselves into seeing the cucking as a win and all will be great! |
| Ehh those are fine. They know they're. Being dumb and basically gambling. Except for the actual retards, they know the risk.\n\nThe real issue is on r/investing where 10% yearly return is mentioned as a set in stone guaranteed minimum and there is absolutely zero reason to not be 100% equities no matter who you are. |
| https://preview.redd.it/bz9o96ft88ih1.jpeg?width=975&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ece17e401a5131c9f2a712aea272aa3409245f1f\n\n |
| What computer hardware provider isn’t expensive right now. Aren’t these guys load balancer? |
| https://preview.redd.it/yco2h5et88ih1.png?width=498&format=png&auto=webp&s=09d1a8c967d4a6b616dfcc2b480dab5e91622a53 |
| Back when the Dow was only $100 |
| SPCX |
| Idk but whatever you do. Don’t do it again |
| All right pal, I think others might disagree, but spaceX is a solid long term investment. Put your krones in it and wait a few years. |
| I only started investing in 1897 🙁 |
| 2.5 and 3 |
| Buy $AAPL |
| Are you sure it’s not Iran Condom? |
| Here's the thing; "deal is close" will not work anymore because Irans conditions are so bad for the US, that if they accept, we've lost the war. It's literally a lose lose. Biggest L in American history |
| It’d be worth wayyyyyyyyyyy more. |
| They would be up well over 100% if they started buying during COVID |
| What strike |
| I was too busy working in an asbestos factory that year |
| Hangover 4? |
| Ah damn I am overpaying with ETrade. It's 12% and I thought that was standard |
| Munger is gone and Buffett almost gone. |
| New weed laws in Texas making me glad I moved. About to smoke my first legal joint here in San Diego and go for a walk on the coast. |
| I put it in gold and made 20k :hesright: |
| All hodlers: “unite”. This is our time to shine!! Monday will be GREEEEEEEEEN \nThese green candles will be so high. I’m no ghay, but I like them big green candles |
| It's a bit ironic because they don't seem awkward outside their own heads. I'm taking back hearing about how "easy" it is for them to overwork their body but find it hard to approach a gender who aren't a threat to them. |
| Op is on to something\n\n[sex toys are a 44 billion USD industry ](https://www.grandviewresearch.com/industry-analysis/sex-toys-market)\n\n[sex dolls made around 1.2 billion and it's expected to grow ](https://bedbible.com/sex-doll-statistics/)\n\n[China is already rolling out AI sex dolls](https://www.scmp.com/news/china/science/article/3266964/chinas-next-gen-sexbots-powered-ai-are-about-hit-shelves)\n\n\n\n |
| If you don’t get 13% raise tell your boss to go kys. |
| GameStop, Reddit, and TBT |
| Georgia Tech |
| https://preview.redd.it/4v63u5jg88ih1.jpeg?width=1320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=97fd601ee4744903721d1f00456fcfd4a1ea99ca |
| Oh yeah that might be a generational thing, it kinda makes sense when a lot of them have grown up with stuff like iPads and most of their communication taking place online, I’m in my 30s so I was lucky to experience a little of both life with and without cell phones and social media, I feel bad for them I’m not sure how you can get someone like that to come out of their shell |
| What in the boomer |
| Being born in 1999 does NOT make you a 90s kid\n\n# 😡\n\nStolen valor!!!! |
| Does it mean my penny stock will go up |
| his guyliner bill is eating up his makeup budget! |
| I like when people write a long and true post and then finish it with bad financial advice. |
| “Sell america” sentiment has been very profitable (for financial institutions) |
| But eggs down 🤣 |
| I can’t trade nbis till Sept. I had a big loss and dont want the wash sale hit. What can I trade that won’t trigger a wash sale? Selling puts is all I can think of. |
| So their cash bet didn't pay off? |
| nanotech |
| It means they have too much money |
| Stupid people are more dangerous than evil people. I'm both. |
| It would clear some debt that is crippling my monthly income and save me about 7 years of payments and around 15k in interest payments. \n\nThat means i could then clear other debts faster and then start saving and investing myself for the future. \n\nSo quite literally life changing for me. |
| The estimates are already in the works. \nWomen in their 20’s already signed up |
| If you put $100 in dow jones 1896 it would be worth over $20M today. What's your excuse? |
| Yea, but that BBB though |
| Honestly? Lots of enterprise companies buy their services for remote VPN and firewall. And those 2 are good products, from my experience. Yes, there may be other better options, but they are still more or less the industry standard. \n\nSame reasoning for Crowdstrike. Yes, it tanked a little after their Windows fiasco, but at the end of the day they are still one of the best products available for what they do. Despite all of the lost revenue from many companies being out of commission, they STILL stayed with Crowdstrike.\n\nAnyway...when the company I currently work for decides to leave either of those as a customer, that's my signal to jump ship as well lol. \n |
| Precisely, funny enough I just had a conversation with my dad. We calculated all the money (roughly he's spent on lottery over 15 years. And had he invested with compound interest he threw away 53k (roughly growing only at 3 percent) he's kinda pissed at himself now lol 🤣 |
| Couldn’t sell my 2.5 when they were ITM so there’s that |
| Means those stonks will slowly but surely make their way to the top. Just gotta wait a few decades. Or centuries. |
| Yall sleeping on SE |
| WHATS THE PIZZA LEVEL AT |
| Or this is the mother of all traps |
| we appreciate your sacrifice |
| idk i just dont like danish stocks cause there not many and they dont move much its hard to make massive profits. |
| Now you understand why gold actually went up |
| Can I has sum? |
| In a cyclical stock like a memory manufacturer it looks like this: \nMultiple compression (very low PE or forward PE) \nVery high earnings growth on a backwards looking and near term basis \n(These two are the trap parts) \nUnderlying commodity price weakness (price deceleration in the case of DRAM) \nParticularly when high earnings visibility earnings are already known and priced in \nEarnings growth deceleration\n\nPeter Lynch wrote a great book called "One Up On Wallstreet" covering types of stocks including cyclicals if you are interested in reading something about it or where I am getting many of these ideas from |
| My mom got it twice randomly too and she also thought she was going to die. It sounded really painful and scary and idk how anyone can not have a panic attack after experiencing it. Please make sure to eat while resting too. You don't want to get dehydrated on top of it. |
| Very True! President DJT |
| we need a hyperliquid market for this shit already |
| I knew this would get posted here eventually. |
| Trump strait steaks |
| Part of me worries about it, the other part thinks that we really can just start taxing rich people. |
| They always say stuff like “I’m not wrong I’m just early!” As they proceed to burn every paycheck chasing a crash that may or may not ever come when the market spends 75% of the time going up, it’s like going to a casino and choosing the option that has worse odds just to feel intellectually superior if it happens to pay out |
| would 100% put this in my office so that when i consider 0DTEs I look up at the goat, and opt for high beta short term otm calls because i'm still regarded |
| we'll say vocal internet gym bros complaining they don't know how to talk to women. you aren't going to hear the socially adjusted people go on saying they can talk to women or whoever right. you're only going to hear from the awkward people complaining. |
| i held a bunch of htz calls over the weekend like a regard, you’ll probably get some insane loss porn on monday |
| https://preview.redd.it/zu4ltdur78ih1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=54073eb9aa6d453fc8f85755a85479df52dfc13d\n\n \nhhhMmm, conctherning. |
| I feel like buying stocks for mining companies would do well too. FCX is up 80% since the beginning of 2025.\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/y5am552s78ih1.png?width=1064&format=png&auto=webp&s=c68a0976f044dfa2e99e0f3106b4185ce69f6bf9 |
| Even if we are down on rocket inventory, American residents are armed to the teeth. It would be a huge mistake for them |
| Because they are ghey. Real strait men just deal with other real strait men. |
| I think the issue is they have girls around they can talk to but can't bring themselves to due to ??? |
| Warsh selling off Government debt?\n\nIs the INTENTION to bankrupt the government? |
| https://preview.redd.it/om8x8nvl78ih1.jpeg?width=485&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=966d866127fb0876ddf210d9d7e0b814ee2fcefd |
| the stock market is just a concept. nwodays u can just buy that |
| The interest paid to the (rich) holders of the bonds is real |
| There’s a reason they call the lottery a tax on the poor |
| all in |
| It’s important to see the warnings, thank you friend I need to quit gambling |
| Yeah i have seen some other dumb terms/acronyms being thrown around. Same playbook by the technocrats, just polish a shit sandwich and try to server it to investors over and over again. |
| Shitting room but yeah |
| Biotech |
| Are you a criminal? It's totally possible given your nationality and poor life choices thus far. |
| Someone is getting split roasted by Iran and Oman while the whole world laughs.Anything to bring the price of crude down. |
| Gym bros not talking to girls? |
| Yes! I support what Stanley Druckenmiller said about Yellen. She should've been removed when she funded the US with short term debt when the 30yr at bond was at 1.81% |
| Yes but it’s gonna cost you 100k and you’ll have to sift through AI slop images |
| Why can’t women stop complaining? |
| Let's see what news we get during the weekend and see how it opens |
| Penis lol 🙃 |
| Wrong |
| Luck |
| Pornhub |
| $850,000 to secure these puts and he’ll clear around $150,000 without buying back. |
| What you laughing at fatty |
| Thank you. It just happened. No idea why. Never experienced anything like this and I dont wish others have to. |
| if you had 10K to throw at a play on monday what are you doing |
| Printing presses don’t need oil so we’re all good baby |
| New 🥭 deal!!! 15% Off war with Iran!!!11! BUY NOW |
| It is a financial bubble now, I'm not saying it's going to pop. This is not a secret, every company I look at has insane marketcaps, insane debt and peanuts in revenue. Do with that what you will but I don't think anyone can argue the market is really expensive given the actual revenue growth we're seeing. It might crash in 5 - 10 years or next earnings season, that's a separate thing but we are in a bubble. Pretty much every single fucking chart is up and to the right parabolic |
| Ok that’s it. Time to touch grass. |
| Feels a mad situation, silly to sit on insane cash pile while markets going up, silly to buy in when everything so obviously over priced and propt up by tech bubble. |
| Iron Condom… because we are fucked.\n\nWait, I think I made a spelling error.\n\nNope. No I did not. |
| that's been a thing for a long time |
| me thinks Occupy Wallstreet (or whatever is next) will be a lot more violent. |
| This is the advice the big time traders don’t tell you! |
| Sounds like the issue is that they’re all busy commenting on videos with a bunch of other dudes instead of going out and talking to some women |
| A regard is easily parted from his gains |
| SPCX and chill\n\n\nor try to time HTZ before the cliff dive |
| The big issue for Rolls Royce is overvaluation where you'll see he stock plummet to $9-$11 dollars\n\non top of mediocre profitability metrics\n\nLike I've said before many aerospace companies do far better than make a profit every 5 of the past 10 years, and Rolls was losing money before the virus.\n\nIt lives and dies by the civilian aerospace sector \nand people just like to concentrate on the fluff.\n\nRolls can be for at least a little while more be an okay high-risk momentum trade if you know when to sell your shares\n\nbut the people who just buy and hold, thinking its like some high-quality blue chip or value investment are going to be getting a wake up call, probably by the end of the year\n\n |
| Who is going out to eat these days? AI? |
| #LMAO🤌 |
| Their chip and component business is printing. |
| is there a site where it would tell you where the strait is close or open ? l |
| Exactly! Once the cracks start showing it's going to exacerbate the downturn and make it worse. Especially when all those hyperscalers that are taking on massive debt at scale. If the yield curve inverts the dollar will tank and the US with it |
| I am better. I raised my kids exactly the opposite of the way I was raised and they are awesome |
| https://preview.redd.it/8ela3m6w68ih1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ca67f3caf4599f07633463a38759244d078cbfff\n\n \nI’m literally inverting you guys and killing it.\n\nJust waiting to close my HTZ short. |
| 100k rupees |
| Omg that sounds so scary! And uncomfortable. I hope you feel better soon. |
| Bullish |
| i dont own any danish stock does that make me a criminal? i have stocks in usa and israel and norway canada. |
| ‘Look What You Made Me Do’ is ‘Fuck the Pain Away’, but not as good\n\nThe Teaches of Peaches 🎶👩🎤 |
| is there an inverse oil stock tracker for schrodinger's war? i.e. every time peace gets announced it preempts the inevitable deterioration of said peace |
| The most priced in shit ever |
| What makes something an obvious value trap? |
| Started youtubing isolated exercises and in the comment section, it's all guys in their teens or early 20s making jokes about how they try so hard to get shredded but can't talk to girls |
| Source? |
| Sound like R/oil stuff 🤌 |
| I got vertigo at 4am yesterday . I woke up and everything was spinning so bad I started puking. I called the paramedics cause I thought I might be dying. The doctor prescribed me medicine which has helped the nausea, but everything is still spinning. Im gonna have to rest for the next few days. Holy shit, vertigo in intense. |
| Time for Xi Jinping to step up\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/qzug4aeu68ih1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6024395d4f205f2136c7d9e13ba88223690e1a50\n\n |
| All China has to do is watch us lose power projection in the middle east *or* watch us bleed ourselves out in a forever war in Iran while they help their proxy.. like we did with the USSR. \n\nThe third option is they actually help us out here. If we get a good deal with Iran, thank China for real. |
| **but this time the collapse is reals for realzies** *said the ber for the 40th weekend* |
| I’m at the strait and it’s closed man |
| https://preview.redd.it/iajnuhjq68ih1.png?width=616&format=png&auto=webp&s=ba0af62b79c979eef56018d3d60087f3c23479b0\n\n50/50 idk |
| How fucked is this if we can’t get the strait open… seems pretty fucked. \n\n“The US Strategic Petroleum Reserve has fallen to a 45-year low, back to 1983 levels, leaving the country with roughly 43 days of supply. The prolonged conflict with Iran is rapidly draining the stockpile after the Trump administration released 172 million barrels. More than 40% of the current volume…to try to bring down gas prices.\n\nDOE officials warn that the safe minimum for the storage system is around 200-250 million barrels, and further draws risk damaging the infrastructure itself. “ |
| I’m not bitching about anything I’m just telling you as someone that’s actually successful that the market is 100% rigged and you can profit if you understand the underlying mechanism behind price movements, most of retail fails because they trade using fundamentals and the MMs use that against them, I try to tell people how things work so they can be better equipped to trade in a market where all prices are decided by algos and not supply and demand |
| Puts or calls |
| It’s the hope that kills us. |
| Venture Global, \n\nGetty Images |
| can't they just ship their oil around that strait? what year is this |
| anon what the fuck are you talking about |
| Wait Swayze FUCK |
| M.u 3000 calls and chill👍 |
| https://preview.redd.it/w7jeqh1k68ih1.jpeg?width=1884&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f077547cd7a1479c37249944fd9f7b536a2c625e\n\n \nThis guy has it easy |
| Greg Abel is buying tons of MU for Berkshire\n\nBuffett declared in a shareholder letter that the dude is a cooz hound for memes |
| Been hearing for years. China is more fucked than ever with private debt. Actually, if us is fucked the whole world is fucked so 🤷♂️ |
| No.. I will buy shares to immediately sell covered calls on into earnings (pocketing the elevated premium on call options that comes with spiked IV pre-earnings). If the calls print I get the quick gain + premium, if they don't I will continue writing calls until the shares get assigned, as I've determined this isn't a company I mind owning short term at this price. |
| No Bacon is too old now |
| Let’s try it again it will for sure work this time |
| Do they? Do they really? |
| bers seriously saying stupid shit like "im actually a smart ber- im going to wait for the right moment to strike when le buls are cornered" like stfu buddy we know your puts are at -95% |
| I’m going balls deep into Gdxu like a full blown tard |
| Dour Danes. No worries, next week is a new opportunity to lose money. |
| Contradicting bullshit |
| then what the fuck are you bitching about. shut up and go do something productive. |
| Will China Red Dawn the US soon? |
| Looks like you got $494.62 to burn still… |
| You lost credibility at "undervalued" |
| ye i dont care i still think the company is an overvalued joke. their self-valuation thesis? data centers in space? what they dont fixate on is that those proposed "data centers in space" are 100kw per. Kw. not Mw, not Gw. Kw. while the ai "industry" burns billions struggling to build 1gw datacenters |
| It seems like we are willingly running out of powder in the good times which will in turn fuck us with no good options in the bad times |
| trading 0 DTE on mobile? are you serious? |
| Yeah I totally get what you're saying, the issue is, how long does the music keep playing before it stops, or doesn't. \n\nI do also think the absolutely bonkers AI spend is unjustified, but that sure seems to be what all the big companies want to do, and now they're in deep enough that turning around basically can't happen. |
| But that wasn’t real communism |
| you're calling the bubble at least 5-10 years too early |
| soon is gonna take a while though |
| Unless it’s July.. then it’s all red |
| How do you think I made my money? SRI (squirrel related income) |
| Typical weekend doomer fanfiction |
| I’ve been in sndk since 45 Im doing pretty well and I also survived those ups and downs by swing trading leveraged etfs as a means of hedging and building up “free” long exposure, I have a few hundred shares of MUU and SNXX that have been subsidized to the point of being free because I saw through the bullshit manufactured crash that started when mu had their last good earnings and as is tradition I knew the MMs would use good news as an excuse to crush profitable stocks like they always do and I’ve profited massively from it |
| $800M market cap, $20B debt, negative margins / eps. |
| Any Samsung electronics made after 2022 are ass\n\nWhat happened 😕 |
| You’re going the wrong way. I am right behind you with much less - |
| They've proven they can sell multiple times |
| Really? Where do you see it? Thanks |
| shit i would too if i shorted the entire us mortgage market. that's enough stress for a liifetime. |
| I know how to trade. Ask me anything! |
| Agree AGI talk is dumb and I believe there is reason all the technocrats have stopped talking about it (they know investors won’t bite on that line anymore) |
| At this point its a straddle |
| Good for you, that's awesome!!!! |
| so he can stare admonishingly from the wall at your poor investment. \n\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/d5wyr23568ih1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=463a330073c71b5d179a4b78b60c09b5f4c77212 |
| What's the play this week? Been away for months to curve off the addiction, but I need money again |
| No she promised me I was her only one |
| Iran destroys the petrodollar & we transition into a new world order… meanwhile the US will print into hyperinflation & it will be the death of the dollar. The grand depression finale. \nEmpires have fallen to the corruption of Greed & the American Empire will meet its fate soon. |
| SPCX perpetual futes up 2% right now |
| Super bullish |
| Waste of my time lol |
| real talk meme aside hertz might be truly undervalued. On one hand the economy and job market going straight down people can only buy lower cost high mileage used cars and hertz sells a lot of them. On the other hand we have these corny tech bros flying everywhere for conferences and talks and they need to rent cars. |
| Come on, admit it! Even Wendy's looked at you and said "Nope!"\n\n |
| I think they will, but I don't see "AGI" becoming a reality in this decade. The trade will need to get globalized and get better hardware built at cheaper prices, along with more hardware efficient models, preferably open source. Yes this will break the monopoly and bring the valuations of the semi, memory, photonics and frontier models. |
| i speak danish \n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/o82g2drw58ih1.png?width=500&format=png&auto=webp&s=7c2fc7007d109449657b2812118800627379a302 |
| I knew all Wendy's are smart asses. Just a little bit unlucky with margins |
| Burry usually only shorts low PE companies |
| I wanna say bullish but memory is in such a shit spot lol |
| Scaling 10\~20% from current price AFTER it's above my cost basis btw |
| I’m waiting to hear Anthropic/OpenAI copying the much cheaper Chinese MoE models |
| You're a stock picking genius, its not the bull market |
| How much money do these guys need before it's worthless \n\nAnyway off to the silver/gold shop |
| Thanks for the clarification. |
| I would buy that actually. \nHow much ? |
| No one sane is really going to be buying SMR when the electricity costs are 4x the price of a large nuclear power plant\n\nIt remains to be seen if they can get the costs of manufacture down, with the volume of production they need\n\nAs well as how most starry eyed investors never realize the safety designs and reengineering that just explode those costs\n\nThere's a a good reason the definitive study on SMR killed it off in 1976. It's got very little usage outside of forward operating bases in a few military situations.\n\n |
| I know what you mean that's why I usually set it when it's ABOVE my cost basis, but on account on I'm basically offering strategy advice to someone else that's why I'm saying 70\~80% preset stop loss. Don't want anyone coming back to me saying I lost them 100% of their buy in on a 0DTE LOL... |
| Should’ve set it to sell at a certain contract price beforehand you tard |
| Burry plz short spcx too. |
| But it’s different this 43rd time |
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| Honestly though even if the strait opens up tomorrow… oil futures will most likely have to go above $100 plus still due to all the infrastructure damage in the Middle East. The strategic petroleum reserves around the world running on empty. Countries will have to punch the buy buy buy button over and over to fill up the reserves again ?\n\nAm I wrong ? |
| holding onto my $500 spcq position out of principal. if it wipes, that means people are still tarded about ai and musk's malicious optimism marketing |
| 🫡 |
| Lol says who |
| Yeah we'll show it goes |
| You can just leave the country.\n\nThey aren’t chasing you for less than 120.\n |
| Non-news. The US have been doing this Janet Yellen throughout the post-covid inflation shock. Calls |
| Or sexbots |
| Alriight, im in👍 |
| You must have like fucking 800k in negative capital gains carry forward tax deductions lmao. That is if wash sales didn’t fuck you over. |
| Exponentially not, but there are big jumps every now and then. I think it is largely about the margins / moat for the model providers being dogshit. |
| Has been for ever and probably will continue to be |
| you didnt address a single thing i mentioned but i guess reading isnt your forte |
| Is that the noun or verb |
| It’s Pete Sexgetsh |
| But are they robodogs? |
| And that is precisely my point. It is a useful tool *to an extent* but what kind of ROI the hyperscalers are willing to extract at the tine of trillions of dollars already spent and more planned? |
| What is coolsculpting? Built in air conditioning? |
| the people who already made a shit load of money on memory stocks already survived a ton of these up and down swings - you want to get rich quick, that's the problem. that usually doesn't work, 99.999% of people fail trying that. |
| Ban |
| 💯 |
| It is economic MAD. \n\nYes they are in a horrible economic spot, but destroy gulf infra and both parties are cooked. |
| Even if you hold the margin, it's only 5% interest (RH/IB), kinda whatever, pay the interest and hold the stocks with expected return more than +10-15%/yr is a good deal I say. You can also sell covered calls during this time to pay for that margin interest. EZ money |
| Is this bearish or bullish |
| Yeah when I think about what will trigger the next bear market… if it’s not a black swan, this absurd deficit/ debt could be it. In the 90s boom we had surpluses, the idea that we’re running >$1 trillion deficits in a historical expansion/ bull market is absurd. |
| Larry you’re supposed to inverse WSB, not join em 😭 |
| The commenter you’re replying to is a troll, he’s been spouting this nonsense for years. Every time there’s a post about rolls Royce in any sub he’s in there telling everyone it’s worthless. He has some kind of personal vendetta. |
| Well now you said it, puts\n\nThat’s how that works right? |
| the part you need to get is that something can be both really useful / revolutionary AND a financial bubble. Shit will change the world AND bankrupt a bunch of companies and prob take SPX down a lil bit |
| if you call it X instead of twitter you're a sheep |
| Well yeah i knew that but did we give up officially? |
| Ok so think about it like this. The boomers are a big fat fucking goat moving through the belly of an anaconda. At the start of the journey that goat was paying in to social security and not collecting. Now that goat has moved from its paying in years to its collecting years once the goat has collected the 4 trillion dollar surplus it has paid in it will be near to point at which the snake defecates it out into wherever partially digested goats go when they die (and stop collecting social security). Now before the goat meets its destiny at the nether end of the snake, imagine if it collects and extra trillion of social security payments past the sum total of the current social security surplus. What happens then? Fuck all happens. The millennials catch us up and we return to a surplus pretty quick. |
| But, Webull wants you to subscribe to data |
| WOW THAT'S AMAZING |
| Oh. Well then. (Backs slowly of out the room.) |
| How come they never unearth dinosaur nuts? 🦕🌰🍄🟫🌰 |
| The market is rigged though we just saw a month long semi/memory crash because citadel naked shorted the fuck out of everything to liquidate that other guy, that’s not speculation it happened |
| Smart bears aren't buying puts, been duped by the manipulation too many times. But your comment reflects the utter ignorance of actual US power and what it can do. Hint: Absolutely nothing against hundred dollar drones. Your comment wins as the most dumb I've read so far. Thanks! |
| Discounting ROI I guess the question is do LLMs continue to get better exponentially or not? |
| *nowadays |
| 🤣 does OP know the market is closed on Saturdays? |
| idk about that then people will hate on me for no reason. |
| 🥭 can easily pay off the national debt by just regard playing SPY 0DTEs based on his own tweets |
| Who told you government debt was real? |
| Maybe I can finally recover my losses |
| Reconnect where, Michael? |
| you meaan losers that turn into winners? |
| 100yrs from now, after WW4, the only music relic found will be an MF DOOM mixtape |
| https://preview.redd.it/cgwukb4558ih1.png?width=1311&format=png&auto=webp&s=e62b868f801e46e8e2beb60a7d85e76dfe544a59 |
| Utter defeat |
| I don't like writing options for MU because RV>IV |
| get ready guys...***FREE BIRD*** is playing 🇺🇸 |
| My parents have framed AI slop photos of their dogs at the spa. Top is not in |
| well first they'll have to raise the debt ceiling quickly, hitting $40T this august, but then yeah, sure |
| suuuure\n\nRolls-Royce \n49% Civilian Aerospace \n23% Power Systems \n23% Defence \n5% Underlying adjustments and adjustments to foreign exchange \n\- All other businesses\n\n/////\n\nYou should remember the past\n\nNovember 2024 \nRolls-Royce has been looking to sell stakes in its SMR business since early August to secure more funding to develop its technologies, reports the Telegraph. |
| The wsb uno reverse |
| I saw it in my dream, the green dildo of shrek appeared before me, and it was made unto his image. |
| I do kinda feel like AI hasn't really proven that it can generate ROI yet which do make me a little nervous, but I also don't really know that I would be confident enough to short it |
| There is no fear of AI. I am a heavy user and don't see the product matching the hype. It is a handy tool and wont go anywhere, just like the internet. |
| Advice for a beginner? |
| Isn't all of cyber security like that? Crowdstrike, Cloudflare. I think general expectation is cyber security is about to be a major expense for all companies. |
| what happen |
| You just need to pick winners |
| US is fucked...just a matter of time... |
| (no>💸…......... (come back>🏃 |
| Don't cut yourself on that edge. |
| All the memory bulls capitulating on twitter |
| ASTS is borderline delusional at current valuation but it's a casino, calls until lights are off |
| You should talk about them, they sound lonely. |
| I use AI like a motherfucker, 200$ a month on claude pro max whatever and I'm short the AI trade |
| And this certainly the sub for people doing what they should. |
| Where in the behavior of the people in charge do you get any feeling that they care…they just print more… |
| So... calls? |
| At the tail of end of the buying crescendo sir!\n\nBut sometimes that's just the beginning of the true bull run...\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/3btqhhx058ih1.png?width=377&format=png&auto=webp&s=4d512c1f16d0f1c0c9851680558f4806743e7723 |
| nahh im not into all that hype trading i buy stocks no one talks about. |
| God bless you patriot |
| US is backed into a corner \n\nNukes are on the table |
| Bought last week already👀 |
| My point is go all in puts if it’s worth $20. You”d be down bad already |
| Leveraged koreans again |
| i post a comment about my current plays |
| I have a neat hack for filling your inbox on Reddit. \n\nStep 1: Go to a random subreddit and type “communism is bad” |
| She empathized with the character's pain. |
| JUST CANCELLED NETFLIX THERE IS NOTHING GOOD ON IT. THE NEW KEV H MOVIE WAS TERRIBLE. HES A SUCCESSFUL MARKETING EXEC THAT DRIVES A LAMBO THAT FOUND OUT ITS MORE THAN JUST THE ALCOHOL FOR YOUNG PEOPLE. GARBAGE WORST MOVIE EVER MAYBE |
| You will never be meaningfully loved or valued by another human being. |
| You're going to want to buy the dip Monday. |
| We’re so lucky we don’t have pterodactyls and shit flying around everywhere trying to eat you when you go outside the way sharks make the ocean a dangerous place, I think about that a lot |
| What about a woman ages ungracefully? Who is less desirable then, the vanity project or the ungraceful woman? |
| people scared of AI now are the same as the people scared of the internet in 1996. you're going to be the equivalent of those old people now who don't know how to use email. have fun man. |
| 1k pesos |
| Source? |
| Sorry sir. We no longer have a dollar menu. |
| Did wendys turn you down? |
| what do i like to do in my free time? i like to vibe code some quant shit. you may have seen me in the "that's my quant" meme |
| You have to let them go, the accident wasn’t your fault. |
| post more of your convictions before gambling , will use you leverage with my money\n\n |
| Vance looking like a classy emo baby IRL, never gets unfunny |
| MU breaking 1k monday |
| lol 🤦♂️ 😂 |
| Saros is pretty fun and on sale right now. |
| I literally explained to you why it won’t go down yet, I’m not saying it’s a good long term investment or that you should diamond hand for some kind of recovery that’ll probably never happen, it will go up at least one more time to trick more people into buying so that the people who orchestrated the pump will maximize the value of when they dump |
| Cramer just came out to say [RKLB is pure speculation](https://finance.yahoo.com/markets/stocks/articles/jim-cramer-weighs-space-equities-195141942.html) and he likes VOYG more... and this is after he advised people to buy back in April and May right before the institutional rugpull that caused it to tank 66%. So if Cramer says now is not the time to buy... well I'll let you guys figure out the rest... |
| Wtf dude I tried to comment on ur saltwater setup and got stuffed |
| Can I have 100k? |
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| $300, that was originally $10k but you lost it all on options? |
| 19k in 2024 |
| Retail. |
| so should i buy calls or put , need money , will gambel on 20x leverage |
| Good luck u got this! |
| Donald? Is that you?👀 |
| Man all the AI data center hate is making me want to open major short positions. Home values going down nearby these data centers since they are very loud, raise electric prices and pollute the water.\n\nThey are probably more hated than flock cameras, which is amazing since most of the stonk market is propped up on capex spending by hyperscalers. Despite trillions, AI is a shit sandwich and there will never be "AGI" or whatever the new snake oil is. All those trillions wasted and no ROI, plus all the laid off workers not spending large turns into demand destruction hopefully in the next couple years we see a bottom on SPY, around 300. |
| If you do I’m pretty sure someone on here will lowkey buy it for 10x what you pay lol |
| i been buying LPTH since $9 |
| NeEd tO reSPEcT thE FUndaMenTAls YOLO |
| Yes ma |
| Sadly yes |
| U yolo, I yolo, we all yolo |
| 🐑 |
| Holy shit how much collateral do you have if you got assigned?!?! |
| hamburger helper |
| being able to afford buying fries from Wendys. |
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| WE WON THE WAR\n\nUSA USA USA |
| 😍 |
| we already know memory pricing is going to go up and stay up next year, you aren't saying anything that hasn't been said hundreds of times already going back up to 6 months. |
| C'mon, it was funny to have a little echo of five years ago. Over soon enough. |
| Hes always doing that |
| I do my best trades on my toilet. |
| and do check out the markups on the shit the US military buys, contractors are overcharging like crazy. You're not getting $1T of value, not nearly close. |
| He could also just shit himself on air again |
| Do you want some fucking ragù or not? |
| i'm reporting this to the moderation team. |
| Easiest short of all time |
| Hi cutie patootie😙 |
| SKHY thanks to BRK.A and BRK.B |
| I'm nearly 50 and I don't remember any of that. |
| Low? We just started. Can't wait to live in a blade runner like world. |
| Crack is whack |
| Some charity shop that. Mine’s full of puzzles and DVDs. |
| wtf did u just say the a word? mods |
| Let me know once you find out, I'm wondering as well |
| like clockwork |
| Europe |
| Can’t wait to short NVDA again like clockwork |
| sometimes i wonder how people can have such stupid opinions- but when i dig deeper this is the way the universe operates. the sheep are meant to be fodder for the greater good |
| Bears come out every weekend with fresh copium, only to be smacked in the balls again on mondays. |
| The US spends more (1.05 trillion) a year paying interest on it's own debt lmao. How much evidence do you need to convince you money is a bit tight rn? |
| you thought WSB was a good source of information? where we mostly just laugh at people losing their life savings with down syndrome memes? you sir are actually regarded |
| bagholder spotted |
| Hi 👋🏻 |
| Selling puts? |
| Are you literally 12 years old that you think everything is a dick measuring contest? I’m gonna be real with you chief, almost every trader I know is a premium seller and this is the dumbest shit I’ve seen since David Chau, which was also a high win rate strategy that ultimate culminated in a spectacular $50 million blowup, which, incidentally is the notional value of the contracts you’re entering daily. |
| clearly the job is renting out the hot wife. |
| Thing I don't get is surely AI risks making these guys irrelevant? \n\nIf there is one mistake and they are shown to have failed to prevent an AI attack, they go to zero. A stock price is normally a mix of probability of failure and probability of success. This doesn't seem to price any failure risk while it's massive. |
| the numbers we are dealing with now make all of the previous problems look mickey mouse. Nowadays any random spac would ipo woth a few billion market cap. other more established companies would move up down in multiple billions. |
| Will my wife’s boyfriend be a sex bot? |
| i took out maybe 50-60k to pay for things |
| SpaceX is still in the honeymoon period where people are excited to hold the stonk. How many missed deadlines and exploding starship boosters and ships it will take for them to actually look at a spreadsheet is an open question. \nChina has already (once) landed a booster on a ship. They are not known for being slack, or reluctant to invest in engineering projects. SpaceX have had a great run, but the valuation, the insane CEO, the fantasy of datacenters in space... and Chinese competition. I think I'll pass. |
| Back from banned camp because I commented on some pantsy ass group. At least this place has some thick skin |
| The US spends over a trillion dollars a year on their military…read a history book…how much more evidence do you need to convince you they drool at the opportunity to use it….they don’t care about the cost and they have multiple bases and carriers to support it…. |
| https://preview.redd.it/rx8dom1w28ih1.jpeg?width=1320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a10b4f4628da389d547bafffeba4c501ada1d331 |
| All comrades keep $498 Billion dry powder for rainy day / oracle portrait purchase power |
| And it isn't anymore, because the market deemed it not worthy. It probably made a lot of people insolvent though |
| It is because the market market buys shares to hedge against the price going up when you buy a call, so when you sell, they sell. |
| This is way better than fucking sheep |
| Let me know how $LEHM is doing |
| If you set a SL on 0DTE you’re almost guaranteed to get stopped out. I’ve seen it happen too many times to call it anything but the truth. Your options SL will absolutely get hit if you set it to anything but pure and utter pain. I’ve seen it happen a thousand times where I have no SL set. I’m like “let’s protect this one” I set the SL and within seconds the price suddenly traverses right to my stop, snags it, and then rips off into space. If I set my SL to just pure and utter pain there’s no chance that you could manipulate pricing that much without adverse selection coming for you so then you’re protected against holding it till it dies, but you’re recovering maybe a 30-40% of your original premium. |
| No, we made iran great again |
| I got in at $2.01 with 3k shares actually, since you're so obsessed with replying to all my comments you probably should know that already. My bags are doing just fine. |
| Mango can easily say "yes we accept the deal" to bring on another 2% open then by 9:45 monday turn around and say "lol jk" and shoot SPY down to 758 again |
| If we just ignore the strait then it’s all gonna be fine right? |
| As always, technology advancements are for war and porn lmao |
| Going to overtime |
| High River Saskatchewan |
| supreme leader is dead, his son is definitely dead and the headless chicken is giving mixed msgs because the parliament is saying one thing while the president is saying something else. insane inflation and they are bleeding dry of any income because the hormuz is shutdown. add the fact that over 700 different spots from radar to bridges to weapons manufacturing has been bombed to non existence and the stupidest sheeple of reddit still think iran has the cards. keep drinking the koolaid and buying more puts citadel feeds off sheep like you |
| Up until the next breach |
| Helps to be rich first |
| Fetal alcohol syndrome |
| Something was in my bottom last night. |
| I’ll still put a dent in that mf |
| Eating the fries from the bag while driving around and looking for a place to park so you can eat your Baconator. |
| i bought at $184. 8/28 $220 calls |
| I need someone to take me under their wing.. 10k could get me out of debt and on a good path for a down payment on property. \n\nI’ll keep dreaming |
| 1/5 cost in korea. No its not that volatile. |
| These people are rich before doing this shit right? |
| thank you 🙂 |
| 6 Makes a bowl of cereal. |
| the extra weeks of lockup due to cyber ark is not helpful |
| You forgot to mention sex robot 👀😮 |
| Hi, random question - how many Rs in strawberry |
| He might be logical but never ever ever listen to gay bear it’s up only |
| good for my gld calls |
| Dollar value only go down down down |
| Soooo…… we lost? |
| Ya. I thought it was more about legal jurisdiction. Harder to regulate what their doing in space and harder to shut it off. Cooling and power are in ample supply here on the planet. |
| I heard BBL has a certain smell to it. |
| Well if Elon said so I guess the market is wrong |
| stocks only go up buy buy buy |
| I have no idea, but all this Nebius bashing gives me the feeling they could surprise and turn things around. It seems to be a good company. I expect good numbers from Rocket Lab too. |
| Gold at $4,401.30 = not good |
| Facts |
| Probably be gone by then. Let us know if you do get it though! |
| Costco meatballs used to be good now they're shit |
| Fair, this is from a straight white male perspective, always more travel privilige. |
| Golden… pssst… LUNR 🤫 |
| Minimum wage will be $7.25 and a loaf of bread will be $2m. That’s the road America took 🤣 |
| Elon literally admitted on the earnings call that memory is already a huge bottleneck. And you think demand is gonna slow down? Robots, AI, autonomous vehicles, and whatever comes next are only going to need more memory not less stupid |
| My wallet is lighter after buying groceries there’s that |
| I ran out of money |
| SLS of course. |
| LinkedIn is like 95% AI and 5% the type of crazy psycho people, I've spent my career dodging. It already had gone to shit before AI took off but it's next level bad now. |
| Rklb is going to zero |
| A perfect strategy played at the perfect time. |
| Oh yes I'm aware, would have been a bit of a gamble for sure, given the chance I would prob take it tbh, kinda like Nabiullina. It worked out for some folks though, think 1 USD was 90 rub back then, closer to 70 now. I might have some numbers wrong.\n\nEdit: The numbers are wrong, it's like 81 now. |
| There’s gotta be a reason |
| Go down 10% |
| A sympathetic tip of the hat to you, lol\n\nI've been proud of myself fpr staying out of this trade so far |
| sigh... open the CASINO |
| miracles do happen |
| People act like I'm living dangerously just by solo traveling to Chicago or Philadelphia. I'm going to New York in November and my mom is actively planning my funeral.\n\nA lot of people like Peru but if you're not white it can be tricky. Where are you thinking? |
| Let’s be honest, it sounds like Iran has us by the balls and has the cards here. \n\nPS starting to then believe there’s an ammunition shortage |
| Did you really call me a clown and then link to a website called gayzo |
| It’s all about bibi and his love of power at this point. Israelis I met were tired of war 20 years ago |
| It'll be apple juice |
| Kegsbreath pawned the card deck for more whisky. |
| Mate it’s in a military memorabilia charity shop, I reckon you could slap a $20 and they’ll let you |
| Liquid is nothing but many buyers and sellers/ volume of contracts - which gives a better bid-ask spread and chance to buy/sell at the price you see |
| at this rate IONQ will acquire every single company in existence and post a fantastic earnings report with $5T of pure *organic* growth. |
| https://preview.redd.it/azljsmqc18ih1.jpeg?width=1201&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=adf158a5fd866db85d32fb78360cb11ca26fc1d3 |
| That’s all this entire rally has been for decades. DXY and whatever metrics you see are all bullshit. |
| Why that |
| Brilliant! They pay for anything 🥭 wants |
| I’m sitting on a stunning $300 pile cash just to buy that when the Charity Shop goes on clearance |
| Nor can he deduct the losses on his taxes… 😅 |
| How common for gambling with retirement? Earnest question. |
| But Russian inflation was at stupid high levels and the currency lost value faster than your bonds gained interest. |
| We need a young Pope |
| When things seem to good to be true ...... |
| dome |
| Schizophrenia |
| Kinda makes me wonder if the labs working with them are maybe being hush hush about their research and progress for that very reason. Seems like you'd be better off doing that then publicly discussing something that you KNOW will become a huge ethics debate before its over with |
| My god, you’re a genius man |
| we don't hold the cards |
| Damn my puts are gonna moon on Monday open holyyyy |
| anywhere outside the golden eagle done. one big toe outside of this place and ur set |
| ill think about it |
| Honeypot |
| INFQ |
| Oh shit the estimate was 8.8M, so they missed by 8.7M lmao. It might go higher, who knows, I don't ask questions anymore lol |
| Brazil. Sri Lanka is also amazing. Depends on what you're looking for. |
| 2000? This wont happen. 3000 atleast |
| Yeah but quantum still has legs if you sell |
| Make sure you use the stop limit order. That will be the stoploss. Sometimes the price can blow pass it and not fill. I pretty much moved out of RH, been using it for like 8 years and never liked the interface. I'm on Webull now, it is so much easier to trade on, charts are easier to look at and i can buy and sell right on the option chart. Still trying to fix my trading. Hopefully become profitable soon\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/ifnl6ouy08ih1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=55ff3b5daf57a03f42c4edf74dec63d109b8ac06 |
| We’re going to hit em with everything we’ve got, which at this point is nothing |
| This year had sum heat, I really enjoyed Resident Evil Requiem & 007: First Light 🙂 |
| Was a different company before too. Took my 30% gains and got out never back in |
| $COHR ripped yesterday. Love to see it! |
| yeah man, MU to 2000 by end of week easy, and if not, panic sell everything at a loss, because the market is rigged. |
| Bitcoin / crypto is next. Bottom should be around end of September early October. Btc probably around 30-40k$ mark. If the war with Iran does stop by around time I'm also betting a "war/invasion" of Cuba around end of September. Cuba has a big national day on October 8 and then October 10 independence day. So would be really ironic if they would lose or regain their independence depending on what propaganda will the media push to the west at that time. |
| Yes! Source: trust me |
| $LITE |
| Stock ended up up though lol. |
| Buy. Go to a Berkshire convention. Stand in line for 5 hours. Let him sign it. Wait half a century for his premature death. Sell for a few millions. Invest it all in 0dte. And boom! You’re a billionaire as well. |
| gon be another profitable week selling Call spreads |
| imma just ignore that beta thing you said about Thailand and recommend you man up and go to Thailand. |
| You need to open up a discord and post your ideas and stuff on it. |
| Eye ran out here calling the shots |
| India |
| all of them with amazing balance sheets. SMR with 75k for last quarter was a beauty to behold, missed the estimate by some 925k |
| Yah it was priced in, everyone knew about theb release, then when nothing significant happened it popped. |
| Dont listen to them |
| Show bobs while you're at it! |
| 🤔 |
| Would save the hyperscalers a LOOOT of money since even the early organoid computers barely sip power and can be trained to play games. It'll be fun watching the evangelicals go against the tech bros on that if it scales. |
| Is that what is happening been shit all afternoon |
| Next week for sure trust |
| Can you do that on Robinhood? |
| Don't listen to the haters on here - this is the quality research we need right now. |
| thats what membols been saying last week. |
| Calls on your luck! |
| Photonics/HS and small nukes lightly track each other as AI subordinates |
| Idk. Once upon a time, I thought a lot of stocks were overpriced so I bought PUTs - only to watch them x100% in 6 months. |
| You’re supposed to dip the fries |
| a regard like you has 90k in the rh? mega bullish |
| I realize you are not OP. Which is why I asked OP 'what was ' his pred. The prison thing everyone with a pulse knows atp |
| bought one for gta 6 last year. Haven't turned it on since then. |
| Damn. Now I HAVE to go back. It was stashed away in the back of a military memorabilia shop so I feel like I might get lucky. |
| https://preview.redd.it/wix2foca08ih1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f9d23025521a6081c7f720f0c3f743929f180fe1\n\n |
| True if big |
| 2-3, smart. |
| Heard word-of-mouth stories of Georgia not being friendly to people-of-color (allegedly) |
| Pictured (left) |
| I predicted it back in March. Took some time don’t know about OP but that guy been doing anything he can to avoid prison |
| Strikes and dates? |
| Hear me out WSB! Next week memory is gonna pump hard😎💪 |
| Id buy that for a dollar! |
| cool, man-made horrors beyond our comprehension inbound\n\nbut all jokes aside yeah, I could see them getting researched and developed further but I could also see alot of people getting butthurt about the fact that they even exist |
| Well, I'm really worried about the piston man. |
| Bangkok 🔥 🥵 |
| It was worth it to share this holy relic with you all |
| *Whut dis kapital yu speek of?*\n\n |
| for congress |
| Oh yes unfortunately I had the pleasure of shorting them before. Broke even but my god did IONQ and RGTI give me a run for my money |
| OPEN THE STRAIT YOU CRAZY BASTARDS |
| My account ended in 9999 Friday and I've had blue balls all weekend |
| prasie allah and saturn my port is saved |
| I once missed out on buying a governor's desk from the 1890s for $180 because I left and then came back |
| I love above average cup sizes too 🤤 |
| 8/10 kinda a big pussy 🐈 |
| I’m regretting it more and more, probably gonna go back tomorrow and nab it |
| I did this on accident the other day and actually made money.\n\n I wanted to buy some loff shares for my fiances account to make up for the sold spacex shares.\n\n So I did the math and bought the loff. But then I noticed that it was in the wrong account. \n\nIt was interesting my ai agent account and that little dude has an anger issue when I break our rules. So I sold them immediately. \n\nI bought at market and sold at market like 1 minute later and made 100 bucks on a mistake. It was funny. |
| Do you think Buffet decided to put cash back into Equities because it's a good time to invest, or because he expects the dollar is going to devalue? |
| And of course negative margins / EPS. are we trying to get fucked? |
| Ever invest in a quantum stock before |
| I heard Buc-ee’s is hiring |
| my great grandparents had more risk in their portfolio |
| You ask this every week yet the answer will never change:\n\nSupport your billionaires, spend money & consume |
| > But then the shares are still an enormous capital position you eventually have to unwind.\n\nThen buy puts and flood the market with shares. |
| I saw that. Hoping my calls print |
| Yes got some HYG and TLT hedges. No way this gets better before getting worse |
| Huhhhh that's crazy |
| Wife's bf into yo mama |
| Georgia (the country)\nVietnam\nChina\nChile |
| Because Nancy holds it |
| 1.58B market cap with 1M revenue in 2025. Estimates are 9M revenue this year, made 250k Q1. What the fuck is this shit |
| Mondays are typically bearish setting up for bull runs later in the week. At least that is my opinion. |
| I'm new to options. What's the smallest amount of money that is required to sell puts? |
| The spy who snagged me |
| Rate me a pussy 1-10 I have 30% of my port in QQQ and 70% cash gang |
| will likely buy every micro dip on monday. |
| I really do believe ASI can fix everything if the leaders follow the plan they are given but we know that won't happen |
| That's awesome for them. I wasn't able to make those economics work in the late 90s when I had that opportunity as a kid. Things are different there now |
| I spent $35 for the Sparking!Zero DLC because they finally add Chi-Chi, but the CPU is currently overtuned AF & literally input reads so fights have become cancer 💀\n\nBut yeah, nothing to play rn it seems |
| Mods gonna have to perma ban you for the repost |
| Anyone with a brain who finds themselves up a ton with pre-IPO Spacex shares is going to sell. I’d be careful here |
| meow |
| You spoiled my mood with the last part |
| SURELY THE STRAIT WILL BE OPEN THIS WEEK |
| What app or site are yall using? I want to get in on the fun |
| Thaila.. oh.. no clue then |
| aren't there like 20 companies doing this kind of thing |
| Which is why you may want to consider it |
| Well you can argue that the number of neurons the ones they have made are less than a fruit fly's, but yeaaaaahhhh it's about as sketchy as it gets. They've used both human and rat neurons.\n\nActually there was an experiment using organoids to graft human brain cells to a rat. It worked. |
| WHY HAVENT YOU BOUGHT IT SURELY WE CAM BAND TOGETHER |
| I think that is your internet connection. My app never stuttered before. It does stop updating when i have weak service or when i go in a area where the cell towers doesn't reach |
| What was your pred, and when was it? Not jerking around |
| In NZ we can change what type of funds they are invested into, and can select cash/low risk investments. Did this when we were close to buying our house with it as well. \n\nCan you pull your 401k out early? |
| I think SMCI is a great play. So much shady stuff with them in the news and the stock still held strength and it’s back at 30 now. Solid stock to sell puts on especially with a longer DTE |
| Seee the mistake you made was not having internet |
| It's the vibe. It's mabo |
| Where’s a badass place to travel solo/single? Not looking for Thailand ladyboy bullshit |
| What the fuck am I supposed to be doing? |
| This is fucking gold |
| Nobody wants to do dd everyone wants to get paid |
| this type of mistake only happens to you once, i learned from something similar as well. the dumbest way to lose money for sure |
| Sndk |
| A tale as old as time. |
| Stop trading options and start investing |
| Looks like it ain’t hitting |
| They already have little brainlet computers, I could see that one being a little more sketchy though because of the ethics of enslaving a tiny organic brain thats level of consciousness is unknown |
| long 🥗✌️ |
| you're really asking that question??? ... cooling and power. |
| Sndk |
| I'm officially the Blue Man in Black Now. Who wants to join my squad? We target naughty ports. |
| Doing anything against that shit, would mean they would have to ban all those Elon bot accounts for spacex shilling aswell.\n\nOut of the question |
| | Ticker | Target | Entry | Current | Move | Expires |\n|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|\n| **SNDK** ▲ | $1800.00 (above) | $1302.53 | $1217.06 | +38.2% | Aug 12, 11:01 PM | |
| I mean, bond market collapses (If we're talking insane spikes in interest rates) happened all the time post-WW2. I think current fed has basically given up. They'll raise a little but it won't be as fast as '22 I'd guess.\n\nEither way, the way to play that is TLT and TMF short or longs. |
| !banbet |
| no, above the bedroom |
| > buy 6 gigawatts of AMD chips\n\ninsane timeline we're in |
| you understand there is a difference between "terrestrial internet ACCESS" and "terrestrial internet" right? |
| 💯 |
| 🥭 to announce using sndk to program robots on the White House. $3000 EOW next week |
| I hope robonhood adds these. I also want buy writes. It's so weird that they don't have these features. |
| Up if open, flat if closed. |
| Man I literally called Bibi fucking around, I should go on prediction markets or something |
| Just raid diddys house for more oil, why hasn’t 🥭done that? \n\nSaves about 300bil |
| Did he buy sndk |
| I should’ve asked specifically about Robinhood, and thank you for already knowing 😂 ok gotcha so I gotta buy then immediately enter a sell option if I wanna cap the loss |
| I’m gonna fry the dip |
| honestly I haven't read super far into the sector but just based on the absolute retard move poet pulled they might be the least likely candidate that I would trade |
| I thought bibi might go rogue eventually |
| Like fucking clockwork. There will be some semblance of something at the least |
| Maybe it was a commissioned painting of the man himself with all his secrets printed on the back of it. \n\nOr Buffet has a stash of cash stuffed in the back for a rainy day fund. |
| I sleep well knowing our missiles are fully stocked, our oil reserves are overflowing, and Melania is the #1 box office smash hit |
| It sounds insane but it is true. Especially AI porn. Markets are not pricing the amount of gooners willing to build their perfect AI and watch it have sex |
| Wonder when organoid computing will have its turn up to bat to cement our dystopian future. |
| Impressive .. move toward writing puts if you’re convinced the market goes up … you’re collecting premiums .. and time works for you not against you |
| I used to think this subreddit was somewhat better than twitter and other forums on getting information, and keeping out BS spam, but yesterday, with that insane spamming of a rental car company, and mods not doing anything about it. This is garbage subreddit. |
| Time in the fryer beats timing the fryer |
| Don’t need to invade. A siege will do |
| Red or green if open? |
| Don’t you have a discord mod role to tend to |
| 2.4m in cash and 96k in options |
| Something always gives and when the dominoes start the Fed can’t stop it |
| Still got 400 bucks left. Judging by your past that’ll be gone by Monday |
| Which shoots higher Monday? SNDK or SPCX? |
| lose and lose are the only fates to accept |
| Poet long |
| You can but not on robinhood. |
| But can an AI sexbot replicate the rush I get from telling my wife I lost our life savings on FD earnings plays?\n\nI think not. |
| pretty sure it's done already, but I'm not too deep in the AI trade |
| They say whatever because they're totally clueless about how things work. |
| simple calls/puts |
| That face says “You bought??” |
| There needs to be a study on the ROI for body enhancements. Like, in terms of higher promotions and raises, how much more money can I make at work after doing rhinoplasty and jaw contouring? |
| At least we have hashem you golden calf worshiping bols |
| Couldn’t name one. Is it a paperweight? |
| It has to be, please let it be I need it to be SPCE was not good to me |
| 👌 |
| *As a Compliance Officer, I must beg some questions.* |
| stop gambling and retire? |
| come monday premarket you are going to wish you ain't in on it either |
| VZW cell phone shit is fucked again, Iran cyber army taking them out |
| 8000 I think eow |
| did I miss the Argentine carry trade?! |
| Who the fook is that guy |
| Hi, how are you? |
| Do you guys think photonics are the next big thing or is the trade basically already done/overvalued and just waiting to eat shit now |
| Which shop? I'll go and collect it tomorrow if you didnt buy it |
| *Based.* |
| Why don’t we just let Mexico pay for increased oil prices? |
| You think stocks go up if inflation is higher than bonds? Remember 2022? This will be it on steroids as the Fed actually did something then. Don’t think anyone has seen a bond market collapse |
| 0dte options move a crap ton. 10% you'll be stopped out immediately. |
| 😂😂😂 |
| That’s the issue. Share prices 📈 while wages flat. |
| both earnings are boosted as well as the actual equity / stock price. SPY chart looks a bit less bullish in EUR |
| Ok |
| Already has in the past. |
| Simply buying calls or do you also do butterflies and straddles ? |
| Bro there isn’t even a fucking ticker lmfao |
| Seriously though, they've avoided getting bombarded because they haven't been involved in the latest round, but they're just as low on interceptors as the rest of the ME at this point.\n\nBB wants to stay outta jail, though. |
| *I live for it. Chives sit down.* |
| I have been upgraded to above average cup sizes for fancy cocktails at my bar...I'm *thriving 🫴🍹* |
| I usually trade my options on 0dte within 30 secs of buying. I'm happy to take an 8c shift on 200 contracts |
| Keep getting adverts for Ted Lasso on Reddit. My god, that looks god awful, full of horrendous anglo-american banter.\n\nHowever, I assume both the Americans and the English lap this shit up and thus it is bullish for RDDT. |
| Tony Soprano? |
| Share prices should rise if the currency is being devalued enough to materially boost earnings. |
| Buy it it‘sgood karma |
| emember march bend when yall had him saying buy everything its crazy lol\n\n |
| These are the dangers. That’s why they say don’t trade more than you can comfortably lose. |
| sector was hot and earnings were primed to beat expectations |
| 5...... yes |
| Mods are all gay. |
| Oh and also, for no reason whatsoever thought I'd mention - Telecom companies did this in 1999. Lucent and Nortel gave money to their customers. That ended badly. |
| Israel would never.. no balls. I know Netanyahu reads this daily |
| What PS5 game am I supposed to be playing rn❓ |
| yes options and manually |
| The UAE, KSA and Iraq are building pipelines that bypass the Hormussy entirely |
| Didn't Vance say two-thirds of ammo is from the US? So is it the other third? |
| What type of investing is this? Day trading |
| https://preview.redd.it/89nt9vktx7ih1.png?width=340&format=png&auto=webp&s=e1a9daa797287a4753498a12b07fc1548f26ce53\n\n |
| Yeah I wasn’t going to sell cause I was already up 1300 realized… glad I held through volatility |
| Im on this sub for this kind of post 🤌 |
| How long til we just start adding zeros to our currency |
| A sell stop limit could get blown right past if the market moves to fast and not trigger. A stop loss could trigger way below your set price and take a bigger loss if the price drops quickly. |
| Oh ok. Let's see that All Time chart, my guy |
| think about the vast damage that one single solitary goddamn fucktard has inflicted. |
| Not gonna happen |
| Research it and find out. I don't mean to be rude but I'm not really motivated to 'sell you' on the idea of these companies. Just don't buy them if you're not interested or think they're bad investments. |
| I think i found the indicator for you to follow. \n\nIt appears that you're more profitabke In the beginning of the day when your phone was fully charged.\n\nTowards the end of the day your phone started to lose charge.\n\nAt the end of the trading day your phones charge was down so bad and so was your portfolio. \n\nSo with this new information maybe buy calls at 100% to 50% battery. \n\nAnd puts at 40% and lower. |
| Are we there yet? |
| Reading truth social posts for the sake of my port has permanently damaged my brain |
| usually anything decorative related to markets is pretty awful but this, this i like |
| Stocks don't trade on the weekend |
| Good jobs report means rate cuts in September |
| did they open the casino yet? |
| Memory just getting started |
| It's wonderful now when someone's comments are challenged online, they just argue the commenter is a bot. AI has nothing to fear when humans are dumb already |
| ONDS. The CEO is taunting the shorts. Guess he knows something |
| What was your reasoning when entering trades? or was it speculative. |
| big red Monday then gap up all week |
| New funding acquired, small float I’m all in |
| This is going next to my fryer at Wendy’s |
| SPX to 7900 next week. |
| Buying 760 spy puts at open |
| You Trade Options only ? Manually or automated ? |
| And yet here you are betting on some short-driven momentum to convince people of a grander thesis that doesn't exist. |
| spcx shorts almost universally still up\n\n...well maybe not after fees |
| Thx for sharing! I’m new to options and learning. Can you pls explain “liquid options”? I’m sure it’s pretty obvious, but wanted to ask. Noted setting stop losses at -20% to -30%.\n\nI only go 1 strike up at the most and do long-dated calls (6-18 mos). |
| What sort of moat does Microsoft have when Linux exists for free and it's market share is increasing? Same with Meta - there are plenty of other social media platforms. Google is about the only one that has any sort of real moat. |
| Both things can be true. |
| They made people who got in early rich. |
| And they all do cocoaine B? |
| More likely to hit 800 than 758 |
| Just print more. Make the poor poorer lmao |
| Incredible logic |
| Can someone explain this to me how the $100 made that much. I understand futures but I don’t understand options. |
| #KEEL on Monday before market open. |
| Why are you in a poor person place? Are you a POOR?!\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/hbo09iibx7ih1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=02b65d303a0b54f25bfc38c952e29e4a4f99adb1 |
| Inflation cooling my fucking ass is cooling. |
| Did you make the one good trade of your life and buy it? |
| Goin to the field to play soccer ball. Who’s coming? |
| *Bullshit. They can’t fight a war without* *~~us.~~* **our $$$.** \n\nFIFY you're welcome. |
| Tired of being regarded and poor? Just be regarded |
| Amazing, again such a helpful information |
| The IPO was 130 it’s 134 |
| So basically OpenAI can only cash out the shares and make bank if they first buy and install a bunch of shit from AMD. It's fucky but checks out |
| There isn’t any room to sit in his dumpster, but he’ll hang it on a nearby tree. |
| lol!! SL on a 0 dte minimum should be 40% |
| **BanBet Lost** — /u/Mikeo92 (3W - 2L, 60%)\n\n| Ticker | Entry → Target | Move | Time | Result |\n|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|\n| **QQQ** ▲ | $717.00 → $730.00 | +1.8% | 3d | Lost | |
| Mods probably had to clear it out for all the expired Victorian curses that room is definitely packed with |
| He was a bum like Rock |
| Why Seagate doesn't drop so much compared to WDC when they both sell HDD and beat earnings? |
| It's hanging on the wall though, which is more than I can say for alot of the art in this picture |
| I don't think your boss at Wendy's is gonna appreciate this kind of talk.\n\nMaybe try putting the fries in the bag ? |
| we laugh at you and your stupid car. . . if you’re in the truck, we laugh even harder. |
| US CPI to Show Inflationary Pressures Cooling Some |
| I think he's just really horny. |
| People think these earnings are organic live on a different world. Pure currency devaluation. |
| Super good money my guy\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/q3943in0x7ih1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ea492498c187a1d7752af9fa6849b3543c0c0e24 |
| See how fast you responded you’re definitely not a fat loser like me you’re just a robot |
| I wonder if that robot from Rocky IV gave a decent hand job? Paulie seemed pretty happy. |
| As part of this deal OpenAI agreed to buy 6 gigawatts of AMD chips, this gives more than $100 billion of income in approximately 4 years. Also OpenAI must install 1 gigawatt of MI450 chips. This starts in the second half of 2026. The warrants can't be exercised if OpenAI doesn't actually do these things. Also part of the warrants can only be exercised if AMD share price goes over 600$ |
| trailing stop losses on oco orders are what make schwab top tier. |
| The sentiments on Memory are bearish right now but make no mistake MU and SNDK will make you rich |
| it's over, nobody will pump your bags |
| Please 🥺 |
| You're missing the big picture that the Iran flip flopping is on purpose and being done for 2 reasons\n\n1. Israel becomes the defacto leader of Middle East. You've already seen this with countries there bending the knee\n\n2. China gets massively fukt with no oil stability. They already lost CPEC, Panama, and Venezuela. |
| It's irrelevant. Just like the current war between Ukraine and Russia. |
| I was slightly confused. maybe it was 130 so it’s now be at that price, but it opened on exchanges at 150 |
| I think Austin powers |
| Cool, very useful comment |
| You sure are regarded lol |
| MohamMAD Bagholder\n\n\nhehe |
| How about now? |
| good and you? |
| Deal to be announced today or tomorrow morning. |
| Yeah miss those 2022 tanking days |
| I thought the ipo was 130? |
| Robinhood does the same thing to where I can't see level two market data so I'm kinda late every now and then |
| There really might be AI on this sub if this guy doesn’t understand what I’m trying to say |
| I will be going back and acquiring it that’s for sure |
| This is a small percentage of my port, been around a long time |
| Yeah but why did it take 9 days. Almost like it was planned after warsh word salad |
| *guffaws* |
| There is option #3 of bombing them until a civil war breaks out and it turns into Syria. I hope we pull out, but this is where I think we are heading. |
| How high are you? |
| They masturbate looking into the mirror while flexing the *non-existent* muscles |
| grandmas will evolve\ |
| azz |
| https://preview.redd.it/5e33akjlw7ih1.jpeg?width=1320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b3adac13b806ce3865ed53d0d4fca71c85fc876e |
| youre gonna hang a massive painting of Warren buffett in your sitting room? 😅 |
| Welll written. Thank you. |
| You are absolutely right that this is overvalued and you will be proven right the week, after your puts expire worthlessly. |
| What should I eat for lunch? |
| it's funny you think it isn't over already, Friday was the peak, anyone greedy or late enough to hold over the weekend won't even have a chance to escape over $2 |
| jesus and I thought losing 2 thousand was bad |
| People who post on LinkedIn and love their corporate career terrify me. |
| Perhaps "revenge" isn't the right word. It's more a case of "I want the lost money back at all costs." |
| 4. .....unzips. |
| He’s made a few questionable financial decisions in his life but we love him all the same |
| Surely that’s bullish something something |
| Lol I'll be back on Monday and taking Tuesday to only trade from the house on the new setup. |
| Or just dont trade O dte? |
| did you buy it? |
| Yes. And a trailing stop loss. And a trailing stop limit |
| Bullshit. They can’t fight a war without us. |
| Scalp that thing |
| Guys are out here getting ejected from courtside wnba seats without even throwing a dildo smdh |
| True piece of art |
| 8%. 5 years with JPM. Infinite with Robinhood. But go on.... |
| Lol |
| anything to help my country |
| Hard to let something simmer for hours smh |
| I’ll write him a bridge loan if current capital reserves are insufficient. |
| Personally if I’m running 0DTE I’ll either put a stop loss immediately at 70% of the value of my buy in or I’ll wait and watch for it to hopefully go above my cost basis-> move or create stop loss = to cost basis -> move it up slowly if it continues to go up until it hits or cancel and market sell if it’s up stupid. N |
| cool |
| im mostly cash now |
| Buy it pal |
| It's on the website |
| Love this for Mango:\n\n“Iranian security official Mohammad Bagher Zolghadr wrote in a statement that the United States must lift its naval blockade of the crucial waterway on the Persian Gulf, end sanctions against the country, release frozen Iranian assets, end the war in Iran and pay restitution for its damages.”\n\nStrait - snip snap snip snap snip snap |
| Which movies is this? |
| Uncle Sam going to have fun with you |
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| Grandma will love living with camera robot |
| Because that’s how worthless the dollar is. |
| DOGECOIN? thanks for the laugh, bro hahaha |
| of course WSB bot mods have been regardified |
| This the DD |
| Deploy all of your capital to acquire this asset |
| https://gyazo.com/1294066ee33db917a42c463652f01f87\n\nReal Answer: Nope, have more experience playing with smaller position than this fool has losing money trading stocks.\n\n\n\nAlso when are you gonna post your own positions? Show me what an intellectual like you does in the markets. Actually I have a feeling you won't so let's take a look at your profile anddd OMG LOL YOU ACTUAL CLOWN! The only position post you have worth posting is you gambling on 0DTE SPX 10 minutes before close? AHAHAHAHAHA - Ok don't even bother responding to my other comment. I saw all I needed to see from your WSB post history lmfao.\n\nAlso get the fuck off reddit man - I left my mouse scrolling to the bottom of your post for a couple minutes while I took a piss so I could see your WSB posts for positions but all you do is post in your shitty little redscarepostcast and doomercirclejerk subreddits and despite scrolling straight down for 2 minutes I was only 2 months deep into your post history. Jesus Christ. |
| Yeah I messed up on NVDA. I got out with profit but sold kinda near the lows. It's whatever, I didn't take a loss so I'm not big mad |
| Israel just said they will strike Iran and preparing for it without US help 💀\n\nYou can't make this shyt up. Even Israel going against 🍑 |
| Your home shrine is now complete. |
| Approximately 86% of S&P 500 companies that have reported results for the second quarter have beaten analyst earnings-per-share (EPS) estimates, with aggregate earnings tracking roughly 29.2% above consensus projections.\n\n😲 |
| Buy it and tell people thats your uncle Warren, hes the goofball of the family. Answer no questions. |
| SPY will hit 758 Monday |
| Csco |
| Mate it’s in a charity shop in England that was focused on war memorabilia, I don’t think they know what they’re sitting on |
| Reading at x i think the degens that went x2/x3 long memory at the top are rage shorting x2/x3 now lol. They will get fckd both ways, not liking memory at 5x p/e when no new meaningful supply comes until 2030 makes you either a max ai bear or a retard. If you dont like memory here you cant like anything else ai related, its just basic math. |
| https://preview.redd.it/k8xn0bbyv7ih1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2a17100a9f2b397c0d3e8410cdcd66a5d5a39df9 |
| Memory baggies |
| ONDS will fly like fucking crazy |
| It’ll be good practice for when you end up making it your career. Once you’re ready, visit the Dogecoin sub for tips on breaking into the industry 💪 |
| Puts all the way |
| You're not very good at this. There is ZERO rush of people buying into corsair. Infact, it's one of the most UNPOPULAR stocks in the entire market, lol. |
| Not much - as Beck said the launch complex is the expensive part and that’s finished a long time ago |
| I see. But I am still confused what your sentence meant. Not being grammar police, but what did you even write in the original post, I am genuinely not following |
| tesla drivers are the most oppressed group 😭😭😭 we need to stand together and rise up ✊ |
| All in on fine art. |
| Would definitely cop if under $300 |
| I'll bring the hoes |
| hi op. I saw this, bought at 8- I am low income so my fuck-around, gambling account is super small- am now up $150... Genuinely if I set my exit plan rn, I am making effectively the same as three shifts wages for doing nothing lmao. I work in a high-labor, high-customer service quality shop. Every hour is pain. I have been pulled aside by the regional manager for getting 30 minutes of overtime before. \n\nSo still super small compared to your gain- but man, it's nice to get this from click-clacking on a keyboard. Thanks for posting this two months back. |
| Like I said after a majority of my puts expired |
| It’s going to accidentally murder you before you get to fuck it. |
| Mass shootings in elementary schools have zero impact why should that one? |
| You can't blame regardness on the internet.. |
| Your friends are waiting for you: \n"Hello Diamondhands, how was the moon?" |
| It's time to FUCK |
| I’ve had it just not work altogether if the price moves fast enough |
| You're just gonna fuck yourself. Be honest. |
| i can’t prove it, but this is a type of AI psychosis i’m sure of it |
| No, the point I was making is they’re trying to get the lower middle class to be exit liquidity in the market because something fucked might happen |
| Not before the great debessent |
| Tried to take a ga >!nder!< |
| Venturing outside of WSB is riskier than holding calls/puts over the weekend. |
| Almost as intended. Remember when the terrible JCPOA made gas 1.40. What a terrible agreement to give them back their money from Shah time |
| mfs be like "amd earnings price drop didnt make sense" when they didnt read the part about openAI getting the right to those shares or them increasing capex by 3x or giving bad guidance. they just say whatever because other people say it |
| Internet is nice and all, but you could have used stop loss. Or not risking half your account. |
| Market isn’t imploding yet. But when it does it’s going to be brutal. \n\nCalls until that happens tho |
| I think I might spend the rest of the weekend doing some ga>!rdening.!< |
| Which one? |
| Ken Griffin canceled it to buy stocks he could have bought cheaper months before. Totally believable |
| You give me $494.62, I’ll kick you in the nuts, and we’ll call it a day. |
| Cash out and get out |
| Those samples cost them almost nothing if they can switch energy drinkers over to there product |
| You monster. \n\nCan you even get breakfast at Tiffany's anymore?\n\n*Googles*\n\nYou can! |
| Yeah, I plan on flipping burgers on the grill in the backyard of my mansion with all my friends and family 😄 |
| Isn't gov in bed with both the companies? Not touching either \nOr is it INTC (not AMD) and OpenAI |
| I kinda want an optimus robot with the VR control so I can hangout with my Grandma from out of state. |
| [spread your seeds berz](https://www.reddit.com/r/unpopularopinion/s/apgElWyDVk)\n\nOr just shitpost saying how small dick is better lmao.\n\nFuck. Mods baleeted. |
| Spy 700 on open |
| so is Bessent going to start buying Argentine Peso too? 💩 |
| deep breath. you'll be ok |
| Why do I feel the next Bond villain arch will create a virus with AI. Votes on Cillian Murphy as next Bond villain aka Peaky Blinders |
| Light switch and some imagination: $0. I'll pass on the $100k AI sex robot (for now - I'm open minded fr). There are stocks I can yeet that shit at, I may be regarded but I got my priorities. |
| WARREN BUFFETT IS BUYING STOCKS AND YOU ARE BEARISH?? |
| Because they are waiting for you to hold the bag for them. |
| Well I mean it was 2008 everyone in securities had to have survived .com and September 11 +madoff not everyone was regarded but the fact you didn’t need to be intelligent to write a loan up and It would get bought within the hour despite the person not even having a job under the assumption you could just repossess it was probably the most blatant misuse of the financial system like did they run out of coke on wall street what tf were they all doing thinking this was okay |
| What earnings specifically |
| Those are all sold positions now |
| Just keep trying. You have to adapt and overcome. You could also give in and get a job at Wendy’s! |
| If you are going to do 10-20% stop lost on 0dte. Your better off just day trading ES or NQ. You will get wicked out so fast |
| Earnings are good, CPI will be as expected. Looks like a fine green week. |
| Don't you price is right me |
| If you knew why they recently bumped up you would not even think about selling this early. Look into the China optical parts ban. COHR, LITE and AAOI are about to do the memory dancy dance. |
| Silly bulls we’re in a bear market, not in ur clown market where companies worth 1 trillion are grossing 50m/yr |
| 13.89% implied move, which direction that will be in who knows |
| Lol based on this post, you’re both a virgin and gay. \n\nNo woman is going to let you near her vagina and that’s fine bc you probably want to be sucking your bro’s dick off in a bathroom anyway, my guy. |
| Bombs aren't gonna fly themselves to the target. They still need planes to get there, and an entire airport to support those planes, and entire staffs and logistics to run those airports. |
| why did AMD give OpenAI the right to buy 10% of all their shares outstanding for $0.01 each? thats totally normal right guys |
| Hope it pumps on earnings |
| $GCTS will be on another planet |
| Why you say this 😂 |
| Cannot happen, because my calls would print if that happens. |
| I only trade 10am to 10:01am |
| Nvidia has ben on a tear recently. time to be smart and load puts.\n\nno company (other than Tesla) has ever received so much hate (spacex). time to buy calls.\n\npalantir has been unstoppable since earnings. time to buy puts.\n\nbet against the noise and you'll do something no one here ever does - make actual money.\n\n |
| And getting worse is an achievement. Recall that in January of this year they killed 30,000 protestors according to international medical estimators. |
| Yo I started with much less two years ago\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/qk6nobjqu7ih1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=c29a8a74d3251598cd8ed8cd634d5065198a5e6d |
| Deploying massive cash reserves in US Steel, Ford and Confederate Atlantic Ship Trades. |
| Rh does the same. During a volatile period, it will just stop responding for few mins. |
| :screech: :shrek: |
| Cope is good. Helps with the confidence |
| You're funny bro, thanks for the laugh |
| Yeah, it's hard. I know the advise is to "be better" but that is hard. It feels like half your life is decided for you |
| What in the world does “you guys” mean? Hopefully it keeps re-rating higher so you never get a good entry |
| It already happened. Bought at 19 sold at 28. Waiting for pullback |
| They own too much |
| Vessel struck off coast of Oman: UKMTO\nThe UK Maritime Trade Operations (UKMTO) centre has received a report of a vessel being struck about 18 nautical miles (33 km) off the coast of the Omani town of Khasab.\nUKMTO cited a “verified source” as saying an “unknown projectile” hit the vessel, causing a fire. |
| Man how does this never cease to make me laugh 🤣 |
| taking that trade at 2.25pm is a super huge LOTTO.\n\nthe lesson here should be, do not trade 0DTE so late in the day after being so green. \n |
| It's an ironic nickname. Like a big dude named Tiny. |
| . |
| Very generous loan, my friend, 19k in 2024\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/5ftgyqzeu7ih1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=e743e4d8d19281d779ea5aacb492fdd24d37f32e |
| lol i invested much later, New CEO is solid. No clue what the old dudes deal was |
| Lmao this just shows how you know nothing about what ur talking about. It’d get stopped out in a minute |
| phone trading while using public transportation has cursed my entire bloodline to poverty more than once |
| I'm managing 2 other accounts starting at 10k. Currently they are both around 40k |
| https://preview.redd.it/ze1qenk7u7ih1.jpeg?width=1255&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=020c3d583e89c5e847a9006e58bcf2519e765122\n\n \nBad news: Internet out |
| Works until it doesn’t \n\nThe thing about negative correlation between stocks and bonds is it assumes specific market conditions which have not been true since the pandemic. \n\nFor the past five years, everything has been positively correlated. If you get an equities crash while inflation is high, bonds will sell off too. |
| breaking: we are NOT fucked and ur ugly |
| Go ahead bro. SPCX should be worth 2000 Trillion EOY |
| I’ve honestly questioned those boring safe assets myself in the past few months, so that’s probably a sign the top is imminent lol |
| Gas should be like $2 a gallon right now lmao |
| For every post like this there’s another who “forgot to check their phone and their position +1000%” |
| I’ll go in and say “can I buy this portrait of an old man for £25? |
| Thanks for the assurance fren. |
| You shouldn't have to worry about setting it with the trade dont trade super late into the day (past 3pm est) and it shouldn't move that hard before you can set your stop.\n\nSome brokers allow you to set stops when placing orders but mine doesn't, so I just do it immediately after.\n\nAlso sometimes the spreads can be really wide. Let's say youre trading a 10 cent option\n\nSince it's such a low price, and the option going to 8 cents would stop you our for example, you may fly right past 8 cents and go into 7 or 6, causing you to lose more then you anticipated off your stop loss.\n\nMy advice, set stop losses at -20% to -30% on liquid options (SPY, QQQ, NVDA, GOOGL, AAPL ETC) and ensure if you're buying OTM you're only going 1 strike up at thr most. I know the contracts costs more, but you also have less of a risk of getting stopped out lower then you anticipated.\n\nGood luck.\n |
| BREAKING: bears fucked next week |
| They attacked a UAE tanker this morning |
| Nbis calls full port |
| Scott Bessent says the strait will be irrelevant in two years because oil will move through underground pipelines instead \n\nHuh |
| That's gonna give you endless stress when it stops you out and goes to the moon. You reenter and get kicked out a couple more times and you're down 50%. Also they gap down all the time, you can get stopped out with 10%% left by the time you get a fill |
| 'stock post on nyc state of mind'? \nIs it a social media post by a company with the song? \nIs it an advert on Times Square, what? |
| You have to be full retarded to gamble your entire roth ira LMAO |
| https://preview.redd.it/era5l6awt7ih1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c1e4b865a190f6743656f9a8deee8db2b6402b7b\n\n \nInb4 b& |
| "JUST IN: Iranian official declares the Strait of Hormuz will not fully reopen “until America corrects its behavior.”\n\nTACO: 🚬 |
| Im freakin out rn |
| Sweet! You should look into the strippers who were making a ton of money buying 3-5+ houses in 2006!! Riding the latest hot market trends can’t possibly go tits up |
| > BREAKING: The Israeli military has directly informed CENTCOM Commander Adm. Brad Cooper that Israel does not need approval or support from the US to wage war against Iran, adding "we are currently making preparations to start the war," per Israeli Channel 13. Israel is preparing for a unilateral strike on Iran as it concludes the US is no longer willing to finish the war on its terms.\n\nLOL everything is fine |
| Started at the bottom now I'm here 🎶 |
| How do you calculate saving for your children's future surgeries because your wife's busted? |
| RIP to that 2:25 PM peak. |
| “And I said what about, Breakfast at Tiffany’s?”\n\nNow it’s stuck in your head too |
| One company doing 200 is very different from one company doing 20 |
| I like your response. I also like this too.\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/wggoh0int7ih1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b5dd5af94145815071b6e794ccba445656ae42e6 |
| Bro that's fucking crazy, can I have $20 |
| Win/win |
| finally a proper DD |
| Get box fan/filter setup and rig that shit to a window. Positive air pressure. |
| I held this sucker for 1 year and as soon as I sold it skyrocketed |
| Women with these operations are infinitely less desirable than one who simply ages gracefully. Vanity is not attractive. |
| TLDR wut are your plays. |
| Is there a difference between a stop loss and a sell stop limit |