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| There is an ongoing misunderstanding here. Every time anyone from US side says something, those are merely lies to work up algos into panic buying of all the things. Every time anyone from Iran side points at those lies and denies everything, those are merely facts no one cares about, because algos track Trmp and don't track Iran. Works out for everyone, until oil shortage says "ha-ha!". |
| Well but I don't know the direction |
| https://preview.redd.it/3pfeorx3w53h1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8b6ba72de5d5ac93ea5015e6d0daa2fd7b69d73d\n\n |
| michael jordan |
| Space |
| Premarket is gonna price me out already. |
| A woman must have posted this. \n\nThis is caveman guy talk, all men know and do this with each other on occasion. It's perfectly normal, he's not having a stroke. We usually just do it in private with friends. |
| Ebay is kind of a whore |
| Works until it doesn't |
| Bought in because of your DD here, thank you |
| That's a lot of green |
| Isn’t that similar to being a politician who start wars and destroy the economies of their own countries? |
| November 2026, SPY 840, ships going through the strait for months following an agreement that neither side publicly agrees is what was agreed upon. Oil is at 73. Bers still on the edge of their seats for it to fall apart every day. |
| Usually takes a month, and even if you could on day 1 you gotta wait, that iv is gonna be crazy |
| me (in the future) |
| https://preview.redd.it/a863awwwv53h1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=42f95e577d29a352db476512b733b4a401c27812\n\n |
| They have been taking about paid subs where moderators can get paid and they take a share, which basically the same thing as OF and Substack. |
| They always have tools to financially engineer a way out. It is just reality. Some hard times maybe but catastrophe is not believable considering the past 30 years |
| Well, YOLO and needed the money then, so it is what it is. I don't think you made a mistake in selling then, but to never return to buying them again would of been the real mistake. |
| r/tragedeigh |
| Who's your guy's favorite billionaire? mine is bezo personally |
| Isrl is still striking Lebanon. There will never be a deal. |
| We in the Hamptons rn |
| Imagine celebrating a position you can’t close out for another 39 hours |
| What was the car, health and lifestyle advice? |
| Youve got a lot of comments. \n\nBut I hope this one means something, anything - and it doesn't have just be for the US folks. \n\nI'm at that age where the people I've known all my life are dying off. It's fuckin painful. \n\nYou don't need a lot of money to seek medical checkups. \n\nLet's put it this way. If you are flat ass broke, would you want to know if there's something that could kill you going on, or would you still rather just ignore it and die young? There are always options. Do what you gotta do. \n\nAnd for motherfuckin God sakes.... QUIT SMOKING!!!! |
| pretty sure it set an ATH already today |
| Brother Koreans have been taking life insurance policies and retirement early to get in on the ai craze over there. |
| A$T$\n\nTHE REAL MOVE HASNT EVEN STARTED YET\n\nlook at the weekly chart \n\nit hasnt broken out yet \n\nalso\n\nMORE LAUNCHES UPCOMING\n\nRERATING UNDERWAY (DIRT CHEAP COMPARED TO STARLINK GO LOOK AT THE SPACEX S1) \n\n100% OF THE US MARKET LOCKED 🔒 UP \nDO U KNOW HOW MUCH REVENUE THAT IS?????\n\nAND MORE \n\n🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀 \n\n$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ |
| Lost 16k in the past week. I see you and I am with you. |
| Be a real shame when the IPO gets pushed a week... |
| Rockets and sht |
| I thought we hit a new one? |
| Oil is the energy source of motion |
| If the damn Germans didnt bomb that Harbor 60 years ago the market would be open tomorrow |
| I expected higher pump on open, this shit will not stay green |
| So we're full regard now |
| 10 pts away from ATH on nq! |
| I’m a degen gambler who has the ability to use 15x and 20x leverage on stocks , please give a gambling advice for Tuesday |
| When I want to play the tax system it’s illegal but when rich do it they’re “strategic” classic blackpill |
| BERRRRRRRRR |
| Fuck u bulls i was promised mega green dick this is average at best 😡 |
| AOC is happy because she has talking points for the next few elections |
| They had to setup the set for the fake shooting |
| Long oil long avalanche winning the cup |
| The U.S. government will create a new pandemic, killing millions and causing demand destruction before they allow oil to go above 150 |
| Colonoscopy. |
| Is this a pump for ants? |
| It's what Klara would have wanted ! |
| gold is glitching! you know what that means! |
| Until the gov hits tank bottoms and oil companies don’t ramp production because the profits don’t justify it with record inflation and the highest interest rates in 20 years. Just wait. We are all incomprehensibly fucked. |
| 1k that’s it ?? |
| This is not the pump I ordered. Just 0.7% after all the hype and the strait opening. U need to rig the market even more Mr. Potus. |
| With the fast-track S&P inclusion, it's literally all of us getting rugged on SpaceX |
| Idk how anyone could possibly be a permabear with this administration lol |
| its just fun to "hang out" with a bunch of fellow regards\n\nbut it sucks up all my energy to keep refreshing everything and checking if the world ended or if peace is upon us. Im tired boss |
| Should I sell Broadcom and buy MU, MU a this price? |
| I got a beachfront property in Wyoming to sell you |
| OmG Jd VaYuNcE WeNt BaCk To ThE WhItEhOuSe ! \n\nDude people over the weekend kept saying that, do you fuckheads not realize he kind of works there? |
| Need this at 8:30am Tuesday |
| Sprinkler\nTootsie Roll\nMy GF |
| Just checked futes. Bears, you stupid bitches |
| I'm putting my entire trading account into that at open. |
| Can I counter that with putting orange Fanta in the air humidifier |
| I support this because Reddit has become censured left wing echo chamber where you get banned by disagreeing.\n\nHopefully Forum are successful.\n |
| Long as they are getting raises that's all that matters 👍 |
| Look for yourself dingus.\n\nhttps://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures |
| I thought there was no deal? |
| U get microplastic grandma in your balls |
| What about navitas semiconductor |
| I'm def buying long-dated puts on day 1 if they exist. |
| your house smells like shit |
| You have to let the hooker sit in front. If she sits in back you can feel her boner |
| It’s governments vs traders. Gov always win. |
| Imagine being a regarded ber down 90% YTD and thinking they're geopolitical experts 🤡🤡🤡 |
| “Just wait bro, another couple of weeks and physical reality will catch up”\n\nEvery delusional person that thinks they won’t keep oil sub 100 til there’s literally not a single drop left through whatever their doing lmao. |
| holding -15% of free money rn |
| 6 7 |
| I guess a lot of retards placed orders yesterday? Pump already stopped, It's either theta til some big news drops, or it will slowly drop. |
| After a dramatic 48 hours since we watched the presidential motorcade rushing back to the white house, nothing changed. |
| Infinity money glitch is in the room with me |
| When has Ford went past $13 this year? |
| Neutered thread, tomorrow is cancelled #HappyMemorial |
| SIVEF is a seriously interesting company… in particular if it hits the Nasdaq. |
| Why are we red? |
| Avoiding the daily is how you make generational wealth |
| How do you monitor large trades such as this? |
| Same here. Last week was fucking too much |
| I feel sorry for dummies who get rugged on SpaceX ipo |
| u r ded |
| brb\n\n |
| War end on Memorial Day |
| 600 is too much for a bang. Damn.\nFor 1200 you can fly to Thailand, cure the itch and be back in 3 days. |
| Oil is free money rn |
| Why are we green |
| What happens if a I put my grandma’s ashes in a 3D printer |
| all jokes aside, this next week my goal is to not be on this thread + reading the news as much as I have recently\n\nshit is ruining my mental health\n\nwill be going to touch grass more |
| Worse, way worse. There's less that 6,500 people within a 100-mile radius of Bilbino, and around 5,500 of those are in Bilbino. The only way in or out is a 20-mile unpaved dirt road to an airstrip (also made of dirt). There's 1 restaurant, serving sushi. The most exciting things in town are a 1-room museum with a stuffed mastodon and an old nuclear power plant. The best data access is spotty 4G. |
| And 95% of traders seemingly believe breaking the oil market during the biggest supply crisis in history is a good thing. They’re in for a hell of a surprise. |
| pretty sure they gonna do gradual rebalancing over few weeks not just dump everything in one day. would be chaos if every major etf tried to restructure same time\n\n \nalso yeah that valuation is wild but people said same thing about tesla at 200B and look how that worked out. sometimes market just decides something is worth whatever price even if numbers dont make sense |
| Going into the weekend, probably no deal or maybe ground invasion and stonks go up ⬆️ \n\nOver the weekend, probably a deal — stonks go up ⬆️ and up ⬆️ \n\nTuesday morning \n\nNo deal!!!\n\nDown down down! ⬇️⬇️⬇️⏬\n |
| Masterclass honestly. Turned a recession into new ATH lmao |
| Bears thinks bombs on Memorial Day will save them 🤣 |
| You know you can trade other markets, right? Get a real broker. |
| Wait until the risk-averse Asian sell this shit |
| Gold only 0.75%. Expecting more once Asia opens. |
| are futes futing |
| I keep waiting for green energy to save the day. |
| Boss makes a dollar. I make a dime. |
| Offer her half cash half stock |
| And don't forget about fat people. They can't stop eating |
| only someone that used to wear the costume would know this |
| Precious metals are fucking RIPPING. |
| Bro. I’m bag holding too. Lets roll. |
| If ES Futures doesn’t make a new high soon, we are probably going to chop & backtest this gap in the next hour or two. |
| A staggering 15,000 MES shares for a gain of 0.54% |
| Hes already dead... |
| 😂 |
| You point a side … I like how you contributed to the type chain. |
| Shorting futes -.85% by breakfast tomorrow |
| Ya okay bud |
| How many centibillionaires existed multiple generations? None. This is a first in human history |
| Take my upvote, king regard! |
| Gotta love how oil is down 13% over the past week despite a deal not being any closer\n\nBessent + BOJ have successfully decoupled futures pricing from reality |
| Why are you so set on protecting pedophiles? |
| Bowls out in full force cock of the walk style. It would be a shame if 🥭 dropped a few bombs tomorrow |
| No deal +1.5%. Fake deal news +.70% |
| US, too... go long CRAK. Not even trying to make a joke. We haven't built a crude refinery in the states since 1977. |
| god i thought that futures open was gonna be way worse for me |
| Europoors get to buy the oil dip while I’m sitting in America like a jackass 😢 |
| Give us a laugh and tell us you are not with her anymore. |
| Spy 750 Tuesday is real |
| Bools calling a .65% green future increase a “gap” lmao |
| Metal exchange - |
| https://preview.redd.it/o625kfkcu53h1.jpeg?width=450&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0d6e048fcb0318395ecd827961d38acfb160c494 |
| trying to bribe the most honorable and honest leader in the entire history of the entire universe¿!¿ |
| Yes all the bears in cash will lose value even quicker |
| Where are all the bools saying that a deal was made? more fake news from the crazy mad king. |
| Hey I go by Amanda while on the job, \nSo appreciate not doxing me or my Apple |
| Yeah maybe in the paper markets. |
| Futures are real when they move my way. \n\n😎😎 |
| There was a big bear put spread last week for like $132 million that basically bet Brent Crude would go lower than $91 by Tuesday. I'm guessing it's Barron's and I'm guessing Mango's desperately trying to figure out how to make it pay out right now. |
| Ouch. My dad had 1600 shares (~$25k) in 2007 and I am not sure when he sold but it was a looong time ago before it blew up. Would have been 96,000 shares today. Also $25k of Netflix, 3100 shares worth. That would have been 217,000 shares today. Also sold before it really went nuts. Sigh. Almost a generational lottery ticket... |
| Wow look how busy he is working on a little thing called Iran |
| Pics or ban |
| Yea I don’t think anything matters anymore tbh. |
| a bigger opp maybe one of its photonic collaborators in canada. enablence (ena.v) . much cheaper, more upside\n\n Sivers Semiconductors, O-Net and Enablence Technologies Announce Collaboration on Co-Packaged Optics Fremont, California--(Newsfile Corp. - March 17, 2026) - Enablence Technologies (TSXV: ENA) a leading supplier of planar lightwave circuit (PLC)... www.newsfilecorp.com |
| 😂😂😂 aaaahhhh |
| 100k net worth is top 10% globally. Yes not in the US but don’t be fooled it is little and everyone has a 100k |
| Lebanon, Iranian claims of sovereignty for nuclear materials and program, and reparations via strait or direct will tear any deal apart. |
| Oof |
| only one half, the lying half, has said there is a deal |
| So the futures market would have gapped up the same amount if there wasn’t a peace deal discussion right |
| i'm still waiting for my NVDA shares to pay for an RTX 6090 😔 |
| Bers are always smoked. |
| How is your healthcare system lmao *fentanyl body impression* |
| They always are! |
| Poors ask questions here instead of googling it |
| Pump it is |
| sorry op... but everybody believes the fake "iran war is over" narrative of the weekend\n\n\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/5yr9vgzzt53h1.jpeg?width=646&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f08c6c0c805213bd9a9024e668b69083cff4ed36\n\n\n\n\n\n \ni know your puts still have until next friday... |
| RemindMe! 2days |
| THE MARKET WILL BE HIGHER IF THATS TRUE.\n\nINFLATION RISES -> PEOPLE ENDUP BUYING CONSUMABLES FOR MORE COST -> COMPANIES PROFIT HIGHER (ON PAPER).\n\nAre you sure you have thought that statement out?\n\nAnd if that is true, then it's only until *after* that the market will come down as retailers would have to deal with consumers wanting the same for less money. |
| Oh we’re talking purely investing.\n\nThe .com bubble had absolute 0 revenue at its peak, at least AI is converting to actual profits. That ofc is dwarfed by the capex.. but as I said.. if we don’t innovate we’ll be none the wiser to the technical wonders of tomorrow. You really learn to spot who knows what agentic AI can do today vs the ones that think chatgpt is the end goal of AI. |
| Lmao okay |
| If you want to imagine being poor and broke, all you have to do is imagine being a ber. |
| storm of the capitol part II |
| Def trading gold in tonight’s Asia session |
| 10am PST |
| Until there is actually no more oil |
| Did you get good ones? 🤣 |
| Good thing they can't read |
| in principle, immortality should be possible |
| There is a famous tale called the boy who cries wolf |
| Correction - you are europoor |
| Yeah this was shocking to me, too. Thought we’d see a bigger drop considering what we saw with more clearly fake truth social posts |
| Ask again in 3 months when inflation hits above 5%. |
| No overnight trading for individual stonks, futes halt at 12pm Monday? |
| I know it’s manipulated. But $90 oil with 1 billion barrels offline is pure retardation. See you in the bread line in September. |
| Oooops was trying to Google Futures and spelled Futanari instead\n\nhihihi oopsie |
| At least it wasn't bitCoins.\n\nIf plans to pay with bitCoins, call Crapto the Saylorman, he will do everything, |
| We can’t offer Sydney sweenys honkers in the deal to sweeten it and get it past the line? |
| Oil down 4% after being down 8% on a fake peace deal lmao. In the end you can’t fight the full power of the treasury shorting futures. |
| just don't stand next to anybody |
| The guy never loses… he’s too big and too connected to lose |
| It could shrink by 99.8%, and he’d still be a billionaire |
| Infinite peace deal glitch |
| I would call you wise |
| You really think the peace deal / Iran is the main factor to this market 🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️ I thought everyone was in on the shitposting |
| Its a quarter after one, im a little drunk, and i need you now!!! |
| Deal yesterday, no deal today, but a deal tomorrow now everyone deal with that.\n\n\nPS 🥭 |
| Eat my dongus you fuckin nerd.\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| I think a lot of people also miss the fact that sticky inflation is a feature for the next 30 years. 🫡 to the passive bond holders who will power the next three decades of prosperity. |
| yeah with all this good news quantum stocks are primed |
| Half cash half slop |
| I think hormels gonna be a 10 bagger because its almost sounds like hormuz |
| Tuesday gap down is going to be fucking crazy |
| bruh buffett still runs it |
| Roll em if you can. Most of mine are late June. |
| Mango's new fixation seems to be that he's aging in reverse. This would be very sad behavior to witness if he wasn't a complete asshole and a rapist. |
| Yo thats funny asf 😂 |
| My Grandfather’s sanity didn’t die in the jungles of Vietnam for the stock market to have another day off. |
| $INFQ |
| Paid bathroom leave |
| Would you rather be smart or rich? |
| LMAOOO portfolio turned red. Working as intended.\n\nRED IT |
| Memorial Day: A day where we all remember we can’t trade on Monday |
| What happens when there is no peace deal to look forward to? |
| You could have realised the oil market was fake as fuck this whole time and still decided to play anyways |
| GOD DAMN CORN\n\nSHOULD HAVE BOUGHT MORE MSTR CALLS 😿 \n\nI ONLY HAVE 1!!!!!! |
| My take profit from Friday instantly filled on ES futures at 30. 7 points for 10 options contracts on the gap up, it was $8 below the bid. I almost slowed it when I saw the bid & ask on launch before trading started.\n\nLeft $4k on the table but still made $4k. Profit is profit. |
| I have 120p’s |
| I do, but these are indexes of futures for US market. Why they are open? Of course DAX gonna be open tommorrow (I’m European) |
| thank you, see, I need you to explain that because my IQ is < 90! yay, whew |
| Hoarders can come in many different forms |
| AI’m |
| Futes are real and straight |
| But we’re still booming |
| Memorial Day |
| Overpay and get cash back |
| EVERYONE SAID THAT THE MOVE WOULD FADE AFTER THE FIRST INITIAL PUMP IN APRIL. \n\nHOWS THAT GOING FOR YOU? |
| Bro I just need the games to STOP 😩🍆 |
| i’m longing oil here, you can call me whatever you want |
| Think about how long it would take the US and Iran to agree on their differences. They're both completely dug in to their diametrically opposite demands. \n\nIran cannot have enrichment or nuclear material vs Iran will not let its uranium leave Iranian soil\n\nIran must allow free navigation vs Iran will control the straits from now on \n\nIran must shut down its missile program vs Iran's factories are deep under ground and will continue to crank out missiles and drones \n\nIran must stop supporting regional proxies vs Iran will continue to support regional proxies |
| wait til the ppl trading futures rn find out the deal never existed 😭 |
| Hi I’m new 👋 \n\nSo is this community like a book club? 📕 |
| Totally avoidable. Next time, just transfer 1 share of META into her account. |
| First 14 pages are filled with photos, for your crayon eaters. |
| Yeah, I threw in like a grand mainly to track it. I’m going to scale up soon in a retirement account. I wish I knew about this stock earlier, but got in around $6. |
| they're nerds who can't enjoy simple things like walking in nature, eating food, and hanging out with people and thus we now have shit like instagram and call options |
| Duh, but no one gets rich of saying it's a bubble if the market continuous to rally |
| Oh yeah “most likely” I will also marry Scarlett Johansson |
| There’s other markets than just the US, you do know that? Right? |
| it'll fade by EU open, we wont even make it to tuesday |
| Less questions more options!! Buy buy buy! 💰💰 |
| To be fair value investing as it’s been popularly defined has been a con for decades now |
| They agreed that both want the gay sex very badly, but cannot agree upon who should be on top. There is also a minor argument that involves a threesome. |
| They haven't proved anything, at scale. \n\nCity people will not pay $15 to roam, roaming falls under a different "terrestrial" service. D2D works only when out coverage of terrestrial networks. I know you guys are not the brightest, but c'mon |
| ASTS JUNE 18th 150-180 CALLS FOR SPACEX IPO TAKE A LOOK AT THE VOLUME ITS NUTS! |
| *Theigher |
| I plan to wake up a millionaire |
| to see that gap up on that candle must be brutal for the bears\n\nbears bears, tell us how you feel about this\n\n |
| Lmao\n\nThe people who invested in the initial wave of Internet infrastructure got absolutely fucked\n\nAnd at least Internet infrastructure and physical servers and so on had a moat |
| This is how we know we’re not that late cycle. In ‘07, she’d have had 5 double mortgaged properties and been looking for more. This time around we’d be cooked if she’d asked for your Intel shares in kind… |
| My bro |
| Frank Gallagher with glasses |
| Memorial Day party is gonna be lit\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/kfytqokxs53h1.jpeg?width=1537&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a39c9dbd6a7ae5f5d027726e8103564c2196b802\n\n |
| Damn..\nCan you contact the broker though? |
| Are bers bears fans? |
| Taiwan then |
| This futes pump will fade by Tuesday since no deal will be made lol |
| The news is you’re a birthday star with Chuck E. Cheese. You’re a special guest we all aim to please. You’re big time, big stuff, going far. Here’s to you our birthday star |
| Take the carrot out and I agree |
| We won't know how this turns out until 10 or more years from now. Don't forget that it is a unique offering, the only other company like it is rklb and their products aren't on the same level. I wouldn't go all in, but 5 percent of a portfolio might do extremely well over the years. |
| bers can't even spread doom and gloom on Sunday futures anymore |
| the Little Saint James island pedophile you mean? |
| All I've seen all weekend was people jerking off to the concept of a deal, bers are dead at this point |
| World’s first trillionaire!!! |
| Honestly, i'll start believing any of this when oil manages to stay under 90 for a few days, until then we're still vibing on concepts of a deal. I'll let smarter people deal with the risks, and until then assume no deal has been reached. |
| https://preview.redd.it/9ip6zlpvs53h1.jpeg?width=258&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=81521c00ac840d7c42845b223f65f5156f789a14\n\n |
| *Them is |
| Dude I’m sorry.. |
| Puts on Asian oil refineries. They are the dumbest motherfuckers on the planet. |
| Come on 🥭, announce the peace deal and send the bears to the shadow realm |
| It says error when looking at the price and to contact broker immediately. So sorry bro 🙏 |
| Are you stupid? All his long picks went up 100% +\n\n\nIncluding billion dollar companies like Soitec |
| Does anyone want to invest in my AI company |
| Futures open when market is closed on Monday, why? |
| even if we pump we're still flat 🥿 |
| I'm bought calls so probably turbo red if I had to guess |
| hug it out bro |
| To fill your gas tank without anoos being pounded |
| Open the freaking casino |
| Yes I put oil in my tank. Where else would I put it? |
| You want to trade those fake markets?\n\nSave your money for Tuesday bro\n\nYour donation is better on NYSE or NASDAQ 🙏 |
| 🌈 |
| I just learned that if no one sells, the stock price can theoretically go to infinity. Things like market cap and fair pricing doesn't exist. Stocks will only go up |
| Yes my nephew, i hope my sister got the deal |
| yo happy hannuka |
| Hey bro, I asked earlier, but I think you missed it.\n\nBulls thought what? |
| I remember when the second drought hit, the river ran low and you couldn't even get through Clarke's pass. I thought we going to be eating wool for dinner. Same will be said about NVDA GPUs in 5 years. 🫠 |
| It's a fucking bubble. |
| People flashing money are the type with $3 Mil in assets and $3 Mil in loans\n\nPeople that only have $1 Mil in assets are just chilling |
| What’s the @ of hooker? I can fix her |
| Putting words over the Adam's apple..classic. |
| YES OIL TANK MORE |
| Ber u there ? |
| Corn pumping, insiders buying up on imminent news most likely |
| You getting that $99 children’s birthday deal? |
| let's call Ghislaine |
| in 11 weeks i'm gonna be 40 and virgin |
| Friday |
| I thought the stock market was closed tomorrow for federal holiday? Durr. |
| It’s closed I believe |
| https://preview.redd.it/v3hagjdls53h1.png?width=557&format=png&auto=webp&s=423367bb0e8b570e5d9ee3f6b431b742770033b6\n\n |
| *They're |
| Now their weiners are chafed and dry with nothing to show for but the cum and callouses on their hands. |
| What exp? |
| >tank the market within 6 months from when the insiders are allowed to sell. \n \nI think they wrote the paperwork to sell in 6 minutes |
| I’d like to know what I, personally, get out of the Iran deal. |
| I am connected to chuck e cheese wifi, whats the news, are we opening green on Tuesday or what |
| "Hi, I'm here for the gangbang" |
| Bilibino catching strays for no reason lmao |
| They were on their knees all weekend praying to Allah for war |
| What is the bear thesis? |
| I believed the "highly regarded" part |
| My USO calls are fucked it looks like |
| I am only replying to keep track of the post and see how long the mods let it live. I am genuinely curious. |
| It’s okay, Algos haven’t got to reading the headlines from later on in the day yet where deal fell apart (cope) |
| If it's all one big pedo club then I don't wanna be invited |
| https://preview.redd.it/bobzi56ds53h1.jpeg?width=1065&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b2331f38056150ad32ba76651371b80fc5cecb83 |
| It's Epstein all the way up and down the administration. Even Warsh is in the Epstein files, he married into a family in the files too. |
| Thank you for your contributions to God and Country! |
| Consumer market << business market\n\n |
| KOSPI casual +5% today |
| The internet was once very expensive too, you couldn’t even make a call at the same time. Oh just imagine if we gave up trying to innovate it. |
| 🙏 |
| Damn, this shit is deceiving AF |
| search your feelings ber and you know it's over |
| More fake peace deals to pump the market. Gotta love it ! 🤣🤣🤣 |
| Iceman turnt what else? |
| 🚨breaking - 95% details of a peace deal with a country with no military and no leadership includes:\n* Iran will get to enter into next Eurovision contest \n* US and Iran agree to a ceasefire but if any ships pass through the strait, Iran gets to shoot them \n* Iran agreed to buy 50% of TSLA at 50% discounted rates\n* US gets to claim victory amidst all of this |
| Next time for moon experience vibes bet on something alot safer like the IPO of space-x. No STD. No need to thank me for the tip. Your mate... Elon |
| Open this god damn mother fuckin casino NOW |
| All because dumbasses keep buying stock in his trash companies. |
| Elon musk is so weird that even paedophiles didn't wanna hang around with him |
| Very optimistic |
| *There |
| I’m holding oil out of spite now. Fuck this fake ass market. |
| Fk so no overnight trading? Open the casino NOW!! |
| We closed over here in London tomorrow too lol |
| holey green guacamoles not extra anymore |
| guys stop caring about **futures**\n\nall you have is the **present** **moment**\n\nif you live too much in the future, you will be anxious. If you live too much in the past, you will be depressed\n\nPraise be To Allah & Thank you for your attention to this matter |
| I too am not sure with what to do with my remaining $5 burning a hole in my pocket. |
| For those of you that can see the future can you tell me how much does RDDT trade at? |
| Anybody know MSFT price action? |
| Link? |
| Guy sounds lonely. \nPoor thing. |
| Good question |
| He hasn't tied himself super hard to one side of politics has he? Maybe one side will give him extra, and the other side will take away as much as they can. |
| 8 hours i assume? |
| sir, please stop noticing.\n\nwe have war in iran and hantavirus and ebola virus stop thinking about dumb shit!!!!!!\n\nand also bread and circus at home... come on, keep paying taxes and shut the fuck up. |
| "BuT, tHeRe'S nO dEaL, dErP dErP"\n\n--ber |
| OP is going to put their $12 life saving into shorting the market…look out world! |
| Gold pumping\n\nIf it hold above 4700 until tuesday open it's a spy shrek dildo |
| European and Asian markets will fuck up all this green when they realize the deal is a no deal which means they won’t have any energy by September |
| The concepts of a deal have created 1 billion barrels of conceptual oil |
| many of you weren’t trading during the Mississippi Panic of 1720 and it shows |
| LMAO BERS SPENT ALL WEEKEND CIRCLE JERKING TO DOOM AND GLOOM COPE. |
| WW closing at $12.79 with my average around $9.80. Still holding every share for now |
| My friend is asking which one |
| Turns out, the market would rather believe obvious lies than fundamentals. Oil down 5 points on bullshit while over a billion barrels are missing from the global supply. Good luck convincing oil companies to drill more to save you when the market is full of retards. |
| Accidental renaissance |
| Hold your goon markets closed tomorrow |
| all boring except for the poker, thanks for the out at the end |
| Legend |
| futes open? |
| TLDR- stitches |
| Another week coming, another grift on the horizon. Strap in degens, we are in for some more corruption 🤟 |
| Bers remember tho, weekend futures were -2% when the blockade were announced and went +1,5%.. Who knows, the reverse might happen until open |
| Quantum stocks gonna moon |
| 160k put guy will be 160m guy after we -25% this week. |
| European markets are still open tomorrow right? How long till London premarket? |
| I tried to tell him |
| No, they're not. The market will open at 8pm EST tomorrow for 24h trading. |
| Sports betting on golf lol ....I mean prediction markets |
| Go on an extravagant pilgrimage where the money he spends destroys the local economy of each city he visits along the way from his gifts to locals. |
| Just tell me that Goog hits 400+ on Tuesday. |
| You don’t need the government to look after you |
| Dude Nvidia and AMD are going to become weyland yutani exploring the stars and shit while you serve people French fries. |
| w my t⁹yh to |
| So did you buy it? Lol |
| Epstein, the New York financier? |
| weekendfutes being this accurate is crazy |
| But futes did open regard |
| everybody knows this already; it's just getting way more clear how willing the government is to hyperinflate currency to prop asset prices however, and this is unlikely to stop even when we have inevitable regime change in government as government employees are the primary beneficiaries of this |
| the boring version of this advice is the only version that survives 12 months. pay the tax estimate within 30 days, move a year of expenses into a separate account you can't reach on a phone, and don't make any irreversible decisions for 6 months. people who blow life-changing money usually do it in month 2, never month 24. |
| Futes vascular and thick |
| Laws only apply to poors bruh |
| Futes are |
| Cash gang still watching, unsure about what to do\n\nyeah i am unsure, because this will turn to red if i try to full port |
| When is robinhood taking out the PDT rule |
| A lot of people are learning very bad habits with this bull market and will end up giving a lot of that back. |
| This can’t be legal right |
| What’s that |
| With market closed tomorrow are 24H markets open? |
| Bers fuked |
| This is great advice |
| Summary: Your call girl option expired worthless. |
| Re-hit ATHs |
| They have intro to Wall Street class in high school now?! Sonnofabich I'm in. |
| War is almost almost over. Rip bers |
| Yeah but still anonymous in the eyes of others.\n\nI don't want to go to a forum linked with my Facebook profile. |
| And Americans are the only ones that are protected and searched for if missing, no matter where they go! |
| The Master Manipulator has done it again. Excited to sit and watch this until Tuesday. Fantastic. |
| Totally unrelated, typical behavior |
| https://preview.redd.it/n8ywv41kr53h1.png?width=1310&format=png&auto=webp&s=b0ee3b5a26a1c0607eb16ca762e736976b35807f |
| This daily gave me false hope, markets aren’t open |
| 500--->3k thanks Wyndham Clark |
| It’s a college student rambling, trying to sound smart. |
| Oh boy SPY futes already up .5. Heres hoping for another 2% by tueday |
| Two hours until we can goon on individual tickers 🫠 |
| Yup it’s all one big pedo club |
| btc gapping up because regards think futes just opened LMAO |
| Stranger, you’re awesome. That’s it. |
| How the hell! |
| I’m so sorry bers, but you are fukked |
| WeEkEnD FuTuReS dOn'T mEaN aNyThInG |
| Then realized futes are actually open? |
| 🔪🐻 |
| Why don’t a bunch of us just take a trip out to DC and ask about em. \n\nI’m thinking couple hundred thousand. |
| Those cultists are all still glazing this retarded idea as some sort of a genius play and still asking people to buy the stock and direct register it. I mean, how retarded can one get? Even if I believed in this, why would I not buy EBAY stock directly given that it is lower than the offer of $125/share. \n\nThose cultists have no sense, complete retards. |
| Started with 20k |
| Futures are open... |
| LMAO Bers dead. |
| People checking futes and then realizing it is green because it is still showing Friday data LMAO |
| warsh your assholes cause yer gonna get fucked real soon!!! |
| I knew it was the holiday and opened it anyways 🥳 |
| Drill team 6. If anyone is still alive. We have a window. I repeat we have a window |
| It can definitely be fun. Just take water breaks, talk about what you liked during them and off you go. |
| A peace deal was never going to happen, they have us by the balls and the war hawks and 🇮🇱 will never let 🥭 make a deal until we bomb them more |
| Thus somehow seems like a depressing confession about American society... |
| Just one problem: inflation is put of control.\n\nThis isn't the 90s. |
| ffs bears just give up |
| you wish it was true. long Everpure anyways. |
| K, guess I'll buy MOAARRR.. APEZ together, APEZ strong.\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/3rcy7t0ar53h1.jpeg?width=401&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1fab8a331b44b6f051dd8cce90845a25655746c8 |
| Bears circle jerking all for futures to still open green LMAO |
| Did you start with 2 million? |
| I don't think having the US gov't as part owner is gonna make me rich from my quantum, just like any captive military contractor. |
| so how does trading btc on leverage work, if I'm trading 50x leverage and btc drops 2% do i get liquidated to 0, and if it goes up 2% i double my money?? |
| “Brump says not to rush as details emerge of a potential Iran deal” - Ap news headline\n\nIn other words wait for tuesday open |
| ~~Their~~ They're on the website. |
| That should be enough to retire at 30 in the wendys dumpster |
| As an American I completely agree |
| So cultured but so poor |
| Ber r fuk |
| Bears on spacx ipo day |
| What an open for oil |
| Let’s make oil cheaper than water boys |
| Ignorant looney bears |
| oil and natural gas crashing |
| OPEN THE CASINO |
| >“Our deal is the exact opposite, but nobody has seen it, or knows what it is. It isn’t even fully negotiated yet. So don’t listen to the losers, who are critical about something they know nothing about. Unlike those before me who should have solved this problem many years ago, I don’t make bad deals!”\n\nWasnt the peace deal basiclly signed and ready to go into effect yestarday..? |
| Congrats. |
| Fair enough. You did present an interesting angle on reddit sentiment vs those sharing a thesis(i.e.: roaringkitty w/gme), so i respect folks who stick with their conviction and have skin in the game. I wasn't taking anything away from your post, albeit pltr did trade sideways for a while before the blast. Good luck to you! |
| We don’t like to interact with poors |
| Corn just took a big dump |
| Iceman turnt what else |
| Bers never learn |
| After stocks go 24/7 how long till options are 24/7? I need that |
| Thank you so much so I can live this miserable life. |
| This is hilarious. But the mods are probably going to be annoying and take it down because of the incorrect flair. They can’t take a joke fr. |
| You are like 2 months late for the joke but GGs |
| First they coped with weekend chart.\n\nThen they coped with futures, on a closed trading day.\n\nIts copium all the way to SPY 350 and QQQ delisting |
| Yeah calling which green it is (American wheels have 0 and 00, European tend to have just 0, if your wheel has the new 000 some scam spots have GTFO lol) tends to be 35:1.\n\nCalling color or even/odd is 2:1 |
| ai is getting very expensive |
| It could then cut in half a few times after that and he’d still be a billionaire |
| Check twitter. |
| Goodluck finding volunteers for testing that out, maybe test tube babys raised by robots could happen. |
| To get you and that other dude together so I could watch y'all felate one another |
| Dementia is no joke |
| I’ve never seen such beautiful GREEN futures |
| In a normal time futures would be open already but we live in truly abnormal times |
| RIP BOLS\nRIP BERS\nRIP BOLBER |
| TF is my port doing. Should be at 100k now |
| I was joking you’re right. That would really throw a wrench in things |
| 💩 📫 |
| Step 1 will evaporate your gains if you have no insurance and something is seriously wrong with you. |
| One truth at a time. Same way oil has been kept below 120. |
| Hold onto ur pantaloons to the moon we go 🚀 |
| There's a difference between overvalued and an actual pyramid scheme. Tesla and Space X are certainly amazing, but Tesla needs to grow it's revenue by 20x for it to be considered overvalued, right now it's just a pyramid scheme. |
| IT'S GAPPING UP BABY, CAN SOMEONE GET ME OUT OF THIS LONG PLEASE |
| Unbelievable but true: Tomato juice, bananas, Nuun sports tablets and metamucil. Or eight extra-spicy bloody marys. |
| That's why you always pay hookers in airline payroll checks. |
| I’ll buy ETH at $800 |
| DAMN -3% |
| Nah you are wrong |
| Lmao, this whole thing is a joke 😭😭😭\n\nThank you btw, this place is my Bloomberg terminal |
| Pickles rule |
| futes green = jork peen |
| Not much \n\nLMAO |
| its actually a profit cuz all u spent was 600. if u had a girl the average weekly cost is prob 1k anyways. |
| Excellent idea, unfortunately, the execution as well as the reception of the offer was not very well received. And apparently she is not familiar with this inner Web thing on which you proclaim it. It’s on the website, I guess some people are not technologically as advanced as they should be. |
| Like Oklahoma? |
| Circular DD |
| Are you the GameStop guy? |
| May be??? |
| Big if true |
| Most of this sub loses their shit for some reason whenever I mention I'm from Europe 😔 |
| Good man. My wife and I will be spending time tomorrow remembering our fallen brothers and sisters too. God bless |
| Gonna open flat |
| Ngl I think if you're gonna trade it should be from a circular red sofa like this. Don't stand or you can't trade. |
| Pics or it didn't happen |
| Damn people have 6-7 digit gains? I'm lucky to have 2 digit gains. |
| wow |
| fake deal fell apart and 🥭 is posting pictures of bombs on truthsocial again |
| What is this place like when the bears are winning? Never stuck around that long but might this time |
| I’m in |
| I missed an opportunity to buy at the top |
| me getting ready to type up a review of your copper\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/c0pvxanmq53h1.jpeg?width=896&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=251fb8f22babdd19bc0bdaf22abcc91fb1ab685a\n\n \n |
| We still have algo models. But there is a massive need for people as well. Quants maintain the alhos risk management model risk management etc. there's a whole sub industry around it |
| Worst shithole town in alamaba >>>>>> row |
| What is this a call to action ? |
| What a BS post. No one makes money in the casino |
| suck my balls u/spez |
| Get a life man |
| That’s basically being born in bumfuck Appalachia.\n\nOr some oil town in Alaska. |
| Only 15? |
| At 2 trillion, spacex in VOO will account for roughly .12%. Even if they quadruple the valuation or float, it’s still less than 1%. Maybe it’ll join other large caps in the 3-6% range someday, but holy hell overreacting. In all my several years, I’ve never seen such stupidity as I have over spacex. Are the rule changes bogus? Yeah. Will it destroy your 401k/IRA? No. Will it be cool? Not really. Is Elon a twat? Sure. And if someone is really going to trade on moral grounds, they better liquidate, convert to wampum, and hide that ish under their mattress because ain’t none of it moral. |
| Did you Google Yakubian |
| Been working and contributing to GDP unlike most of you, any news since the fake deal headlines earlier? I can’t keep up 🥲 |
| Menudo |
| Okigarchy |
| The only one I can get onboard with as someone with only 20-30k in AI gains is go to the doctor, but do a full blood and stool panel. Don't even need these mythical 6 figure gains to do that. |
| I could theoretically see a world where China conquers Russia. But the idea that the French and the British would let China annex Western Europe is far fetched. |
| What do you say nowadays? |
| Mango tacos |
| I have a position in ASML |
| I had lunch at Kura sushi today and ate 17 plates. So that should be good for their stock. |
| Awesome. Thanks, makes sense. (And I was unaware.) |
| Hey guys what time does the market open tomorrow ok thanks |
| Should be 0k by now |
| That's like being born in Alabama |
| Burger and a watermelon an hour later |
| Or Canada. \nDodged a bullet there, pal. |
| IRS will chase you everywhere you go\n\nAmericans are the only people that are taxed by the IRS no matter where they live |
| Imagine using Reddit on a computer where you have to type “mango” instead of 🥭 |
| Yep. Calls on Hood, as much as I hate to say it |
| The Muffin Man??? |
| LMAOOOO |
| No |
| Eat my dongus you fuckin nerd.\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| Your bear case is 30% revenue/profit growth next year? Your bear case!! The Wall Street consensus is 31% revenue/eps growth next year. \n\nWhat I don’t see in your risks is how cheap it is to make another Reddit. Startup costs are only $50k. An entire clone including operating costs are just $10M.\n\nWhat’s stopping a group of college kids, never-mind Google and Meta, from making more of these? If one hits, what exactly is keeping Redditors here? \n\nReddit faces a Craigslist dilemma. On one hand, it’s popular/profitable because it’s anonymous and barebones. On the other hand being anonymous and barebones makes it highly replaceable. \n\nChange their layout and interface, maybe they create a moat, but does that turn off their users? Don’t try to become “sticky”, a competitor may come along and take their users anyway. |
| Banks closed donut |
| Before your dumbass tries to interpret the news, just realize that the weekend futures is up bigly. So your bearish thesis can be ignored. |
| Omg a fresh new hot out of the oven deadline to be excited about. And only 5% more progress for the deal to go! Wow! |
| These are the people who tell you how to vote |
| shitpost frequency dying in here right now, as everyone switches tabs to check futes |
| Fun fact.. most people could always afford healthcare after the Affordable Care Act. It's crazy how many people just never signed up in the exchange to realize there was money there available for them.\n\nThis is probably going to change in the future though, but it's been available for many years.\n\nAnd if your income is below the poverty level, you can qualify for medicaid which, ironically, is better healthcare than most corporate plans. |
| Man, always be grateful that we kind of won the life lottery just by not being born in some faraway shithole.\n\nLike, imagine being born in [Bilibino, Russia](https://www.google.com/maps/place/Bilibino,+Chukotka+Autonomous+Okrug,+Russia,+689450/@68.0598883,166.2027082,212782m/data=!3m1!1e3!4m6!3m5!1s0x5a2194ac4fbbe357:0x6a0ccdab3b5812f5!8m2!3d68.0535995!4d166.448224!16zL20vMGczMWdj!5m2!1e1!1e4?entry=ttu&g_ep=EgoyMDI2MDUyMC4wIKXMDSoASAFQAw%3D%3D) and being stuck there pretty much your whole life. |
| Pickles are healthy somehow |
| Thank you for your service\n\nI already speak German though |
| Thanks, definitely seems single numbers are more fun to “play.” (I’m still struggling with how it’s fun to just burn money…) |
| The Koreans are closed too??? Unleash the Europoors! |
| tf is corn doing supposed to be at 80k by now |
| I’m prolly one or 2 hail marys away (big life decisions) before i lose all job&social capital to do it again. Shit |
| is this a joke? |
| I bet some metals are a bit of a snooze. Anyone for some antimony? Caesium, buy one get one free. |
| Today's futures died for your sins |
| Ameripoors think they are the world |
| Stopped reading after 6-7 |
| I googled Yakubian Mind and found nothing, what are you referring to? |
| This POS is literally scamming. He has "his companies" buy each other to inflate his net worth |
| VOO and chill, man! |
| After my kimchi and rice. |
| Can I tell my wife ? |
| Imagine paying taxes on your wins just to see it end up in mangos robinhood account.\n\nLmao cant believe you haven’t moved to a tax free country |
| Someone tell Mango futures are still open so we can get another peace deal |
| LFG! |
| Thank goodness I dont have to worry about having money. Sure sounds stressful |
| just in! Iran has agreed to the peace deal. Lol bers fucked hahahahahah |
| op's title:\n\n\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/rb5ouenxp53h1.jpeg?width=857&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=63ecaae8d4bbb7d0f65f043e473ccc9f4db8cd07\n\n |
| What a bunch of losers in there lmao. Crying on reddit instead of doing adult things that everyone else does |
| Hyperliquid is what I call my excrement after taco bell |
| She better frfr |
| So my life is meaningless until Tuesday? |
| Is this the trigger for the bubble to pop? |
| https://preview.redd.it/of31bo8wp53h1.jpeg?width=1078&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=714398a46087094abbe428ff19a86688ac6e6c4f |
| Apart from the third point, I think this only applies to US Americans. |
| Boobs \nCannons \nMelons \nRack \nMilkers \nTits |
| Saylor did say during the earnings call that he'd do this |
| Ok guys we have futures open in 5 minutes it’s time to get busy |
| Is there any futures today? If the market is closed tomorrow? |
| Don't tell me what to do, prick. |
| Quick question, how much government subsidies did SpaceX take before this IPO? |
| Had a great weekend, went to my local disco, spent time with friends, texted my crush\n\nIs what I said 15 years ago |
| 15 is quick and hours is dumb. 30 - 40 mins easy. |
| https://preview.redd.it/jksmb42rp53h1.jpeg?width=1260&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fd92dc1aceb5c95aa59c8fdcfc955fa7316c1df8 |
| Plenty of europeans have a holiday tomorrow |
| Ever look at your portfolio and go, how did I get here |
| Usually, pussy |
| Booze |
| I'm pleased to announce the framework for the possibility of my engagement with Sydney Sweeney is 95% done |
| Watermelon |
| Ass |
| Smoke a joint and let it guide you |
| Ramen |
| The Koreans celebrate memorial day? |
| Stop listening to the 🐛 brain guy |
| Start with bread, 2 gatorades, and water. |
| U suk |
| Flaunting wealth is not a good idea for anyone but especially not If your networth is between $1M and $50M. You are at a stage where you can live a very comfortable life but you likely wouldn’t have your own personal attorney and security personel on call 24/7. I grew up in a middle class neighborhood and one of the houses had a scary home invasion while the owners were at home. The reason why their home was targeted was probably because they kept their porsche and bmw in the driveway while other people had normal cars parked in their driveways. |
| Real |
| Hope he enjoys that newfound feeling of financial security |
| Spicy |
| can you elaborate? |
| I can do that too because my mind is always someplace else\n\nPeople tell me I’m not very present\n\nThat’s because I keep thinking about my option contracts |
| You guys should honor Memorial Day more so than the USA, if it wasn't for our war dead you'd be speaking Russian or German by now. If you were speaking at all. |
| pho |
| TSX will be open if you still wish to lose! |
| Klarna bro |
| It's worth the risk imo. |
| All my stocks except spy been in brutal ass bear market for 2026 |
| Hamburgers and Hot Dogs. Corn too. Yay corn! |
| Avoid tables with 3 0, 00, or 000 green .. go to high roller area and play the single 0 green wheel |
| there's my sign, okc winning tonight |
| Looks like institutional ownership is up as well. |
| what’s the best meal for when you have a hangover |
| This is wsb. Who yhe fuck gives a shit about shitty european markets.\n\n |
| “I can’t be the only one with this problem…” |
| SpaceX itself is like a tortilla. Good company, nice cash cow in StarLink, some risk with starship development.\n\nX and X.ai are like two pieces of shit. \n\nMusk cannot feed shit directly to investors, so he wraps it in a SpaceX tortilla to make it a burrito.\n\nBut it's still very obviously a shit burrito. |
| NYSE is the only one closed. Futures are open half day. |
| That’s oddly specific. Could’ve said e trade or fidelity |
| People with an IQ over 105 are a disease. |
| Rigatoni is going to fly |
| Just because a company is "overvalued" does not mean its a ponzi scheme. One can make the argument that most fortune 500 companies are overvalued. When investing in Tesla, you are not just investing in a automotive company, you're investing in a company that will be in the ride share industry with its robo-taxi, commercial fleet industry, humanoid robots designed to perform repetitive commercial and household tasks with Tesla Optimus, semiconductor industry, etc...\n\n |
| Down to 40k we go |
| Why’d you say anything in the first place then 🧐 |
| The Yakubian mind works like ecoli in the large intestine and they’ve infested everything and everyone |
| Wake me up when there’s a deal. |
| sold 15.5 puts on it, probably buying some shares and selling more puts if i dont get assigned |
| 🌽 getting a head start and nose diving |
| No crying in the casino chat |
| well I never been to Spain...BUT I REALLY LIKE THE MUSIC🫴🎶🎸 |
| Great! That's my buy signal lmao, retail sentiment seems to be at an all time low. This post was a litmus test for me. Adding 2k more shares this week, hopefully not working at Wendy's next year lmao. |
| 9 minutes until my life has meaning again |
| The guy in here with the mclarens is deep in rddt this tells me enough lol keep stacking |
| *Will be cancelled by the next administration. \n\nUnless Elon already changes voting machines, etc. Not an impossible scenario. |
| grocery store trip gonna put me into debt |
| your mate is doing stimulants, it's not fun after the first 40 minutes |
| r/MuseumOfReddit |
| Lol hours? Ain't nobody got time for that |
| Lepper-corn. |
| I wish..\n\nI am holding otm 6/05 RDDT calls |
| It's Sunday... That's just a random Jewish guy... And this is a subreddit about degenerate stock market betting. \n\nCan you maybe go polgoon somewhere else? |
| Don't worry I'm at 975k as soon as we pump a couple more percent getting me to the 2 comma club we'll plunge 30%. |
| I’d rather have the markets open so I can lose money than have it closed for three days so i can lose my mind. |
| We are 3 hours away from signing a deal, and to celebrate, we’re gonna bomb your shit into hades.\n\nThis is so retarded. |
| All in. |
| how did we end up here? like wtf\n\nwe had a beautiful planet with food that literally grows out of sunlight. All kinds of amazing environments. Nature unbound. \n\na blink of an eye later, and we have LinkedIn, heartburn, and fucking stocks\n\nthe agricultural revolution led us us downhill fam |
| Hold my beer |
| Neither did I and I’m Canadian |
| Tomorrow the market is closed, but on Tuesday im thinking puts on Ford. Seems like they are overvalued again. |
| That was the whole point..lol |
| Man that guy sure is a piece of shit |
| I may be a regard, but looking at the retail sentiment on this post is making me want to add 2k more shares this week. Interest rate predictions flip flop every week, and Noto mentioned this stock is trading at only 2x TBV with most of the risks baked in / he was chatgpting leap options and added $2 mil worth of shares avg $17.2. I'm planning on holding this for a few years, will stop adding after this next batch hehe. |
| you're holding otm 5/29 ASTS and LUNR calls, too? 😔 |
| ew you eat pieces of shit for breakfast, gross. |
| It do be like that |
| JD Vance: "The president doesn't sit at the Oval Office on his computer, on his like Robinhood account, buying and selling stocks. That's absurd...He's not making these stock trades himself."\n\nOH REALLY JD? |
| Your loss. His companies are a free money printing machine. I dont like him or believe in his companies generally but they are undeniably good investments. |
| Can’t lose money if the markets closed! |
| r/regretfulparents is a wild read. Any more fucked up subs you can recommend? |
| Correct |
| Would have you kept all the shares till today? |
| Whats eruope? |
| ECM desk gonna be bookrunning soon to fill orders. Can imagine some profit taking to free up cash to get it on the IPO. If you didn’t get filled at the IPO price, then yes you are the liquidity. |
| EuRoPeAn.. do you hear yourself?\n\nIt’s europoor bro |
| The "boss" that depends on the USA for everything they need to survive...OKAY! |
| Show me the DD or stock market related shit in OP’s post which consists of a shitty low res jpeg. Very thrilling stuff |
| USA having more holidays than Europe |
| Big red candle in my pants |
| Holy fuck. Dude is cooked |
| Irans lies are getting old… |
| Best hip hop channel |
| Why do people keep saying the market is closed tomorrow? Here in Europe it's open, or am I the only European investor on this sub? |
| avis about a month ago.. that was the stock |
| Single number is 35 to 1, red/black and odd/even are 1 to 1 |
| 48 hour hibernation sleep during weekends. Than fully awake all week. Works 99.100% of the time. |
| Mango forgot about memorial day so he walked back one more time. Deal Tuesday AM |
| I think he will just buy Tesla so he has full control of everything |
| pants off dance off |
| This is the correct answer. They forgot |
| Lambo or 2 chicks ? |
| cope |
| Broke niggas keep yapping about a crash instead of putting my fries in the bag |
| Making money short is way more satisfying than making money long. It’s gay if you make money when everyone is making money, but if you make money when everyone is losing and hurting, then that’s just way more satisfying lol. Of course I need the market to go down for that to work but. There will be a pull back watch and see. |
| Smoking this hash hole preroll 😮💨🤌 |
| Space x will buy Tesla |
| My mate said he can fuck contuously for hours. Like penetration.\n\nMy best is about 15 mins.\n\nWhos the odd one. |
| Who's *moose* is it anyways? |
| I vice signal by jerking off on the over pass on to traffic. They definitely know my vice |
| Keep the casino closed! |
| KOSPI and bitcoin are the Canary in the coal mine for the crash. Keeping a close eye on them. |
| LoL Bitcoin |
| Bad news... |
| Is all in on black/red 2:1 and green something ridiculous? |
| Life is hard enough already |
| Do a google search dude, or even an X search. Or just ask aleabito directly on X and watch how he blocks you. |
| I'd prefer the Almond Bros. |
| The new stable coin they offered, the fact they are releasing a tailored to software for investing, and it being a major player possibly in the crypto sphere.\n\nGod I hate having shares in this company |
| Eat some nice BBQ 😋 |
| I thought he just meant in general |
| Fuck you idiot you stupid fucker enjoy staying poor |
| There are plenty of anonymous forums out there right now. Why are you in Reddit? |
| Unabided corruption will do that. |
| Everybody talks about just how much money there is out there and usually have the visibly rich in mind but I've always been more curious about the hidden/underutilized rich like this. I've heard other tales like this at different times and I'd love to pick those people's brains to see what keeps them from balling out or just enjoying slices of the high life when it's so ingrained in most. |
| Calls. The whole clip was a subliminal message to go bullish on anything regarded. Duh. |
| It seems like there isn’t really a deal? Like where are the details? 🥭 crushing all ber dreams over and over |
| Closed tomorrow |
| lotta hard Rs in here |
| mask-off mode for bots |
| Hey /u/Fun_Librarian9634 - I am a bot from /r/wallstreetbets. You submitted one or more banned tickers: CHGG.\n\n We don't allow discussion of low market cap (less than 500mm) tickers to prevent pump & dump spam and scammers. |
| Throat is never clear when behind the Wendy’s dumpster |
| The GUH of a lifetime |
| Mods should ban retards on the leaderboard going ham about nothing on holiday weekend.\n\nCalls on loneliness |
| lol. Made money both long and short. But I’m just emotionally holding these shorts and I know it’s not the right thing to do but. I know right when I get rid of them the markets gonna tank so I’m just holding on lol |
| They need to ban holidays this is BS . |
| Yea shit returs… its not like they can full port MU calls and make 5000% in a day |
| TIL my Apple shares breached $300 |
| At least this "karma farm bot" doesnt farm his karma from pedos |
| Nah |
| Microsoft won't pay for Claude anymore. The tokens got too expensive to make sense. |
| lol, oh wait you’re serious, lmfao |
| Uh...no hablo el stupido |
| Actually, that’s a great idea. I could definitely study that, and there are similarities to trading. |
| Deal not ready so they can delay to announce Tuesday morning |
| Alright fair point. Time to check out the LEAPS 😂 |
| Have you tried not being a 🏳️🌈🐻? |
| Holiday tomorrow. As such, dram and EWY will pump a lump a lump Tuesday thanks to Hormuz news |
| Guess who’s going to wallstreet next week |
| Koreans about to tank the market again |
| There’s like 10+ ways to bet it normally lmao |
| Nvidia is making chips and selling compute power though. They are selling the best shovels but also digging their own holes |
| good shit |
| I do all my transactions in yen just to feel big |
| I’m 34 and have had 2 colonoscopies. Thank god they found the 2 small polyps. It’s a slow growing cancer which is beneficial if caught early on. To add onto health screening panel, I’d highly recommend a carotid artery ultrasound. A great tool for really determining heart and artery health. |
| Would say that the whole nothingburger was priced-in already earlier this week, so I would not be shocked to see an attempted flush before some dip buying. |
| My bro alfred! |
| https://preview.redd.it/3hihxy14o53h1.png?width=1408&format=png&auto=webp&s=78851a03f916dd6e08af57486c7fcf22be2c97e1 |
| "Teacher, you forgot to give us homework for the three-day weekend!!!" |
| Read the post above you. |
| I agree with many of this but somewhat disagree on people knowing. If you want to share your wealth with friends/family then go for it. If they’re your true friends and good family members they will be happy for you and your relationship can be more meaningful. If they’re decide to treat you differently then they can fuck off. I live my life how I want and I do what I want whenever I want. I’m not gonna tip toe around broke losers looking for a handout. I’ve had friends ask me for money and I just laugh and tell them to fuck off - those few losers are no longer friends - turns out they never were true friends! |
| Market is closed regards |
| Living berrish so that I can go full bollish on the market instead |
| Can you let me know what you’re doing please?🤣 |
| Propaganda X |
| Great! Meta has forums now just like it did threads. I really hoped that it knocked Twitter on its ass after musk's takeover but it petered out forums will as well. Facebook/X just has an ick demographic that I refuse to be a part of anymore. I've been on Reddit a very long time and before that I was on the precursors to Reddit, I think digg and fark really did it first pre-2005. |
| Ya yeah I heard the same shit about smci when it hit 19$ |
| Think about going to the beach but then remember how annoying parking will be |
| Dumbbbbb |
| The IPO *is* the liquidity. |
| Really need that anti elon etf right about now |
| Hahaha |
| How are you accounting for sequence of returns risk? |
| What is the payout on Roulette? |
| It’s probably a blend of dog food and walnuts |
| Was up 13 K from April to early May. I’m down about 11 K now. I guess I’m still up two K lol. Need markets to start tanking as im knee-deep in short.\n\nI guess the only silver lining and all this is when I file taxes the less I make the more advantageous and if I have losses, it helps even more lol. |
| Regard |
| These fucking valuations are fraud. There's no way he's not bribing people for this shit. He has none of the revenue to justify this bullshit. |
| My buddy who I thought was a big Musk fan sent me a link to that vid last night. He’s not much of a fan anymore I guess. |
| Same. I’m going to transfer funds into it after I’m done with smci. Also entered smci when WSB was crying about it going to 0$ when it was 19$ |
| Yup. This was the only reason to have e BTC back then. Sold my BTC (200) for like 5x what I paid in 2011 or 2012. I think about it often too, but I realistically would have sold long ago. |
| Chat, what’s the play tomorrow? |
| > refuses to acknowledge that AI will be backstopped by the US government; it is too big to fail.\n\nI’m not sure the current US government has the ability to backstop AI if it falls. \n\nEven if they wanted to try and QE their way out of that situation… the dollar amounts required plus the limitations imposed by the current state of the US economy mean the resulting inflation and increase in yields if they did that may make this option impossible. \n\nThey may try to regardless because they’re stupid, but that may cause even bigger problems. \n |
| :salute Thank you for your service. And respect to those who gave their lives in service to our country. |
| I think I prefer black. But, yes. It’s decided. \n\nI have higher conviction in black, lol. |
| It's beautiful and has been making me a ton of money. This saw action is awesome. |
| PUTS ON OIL AND ANYTHING “GREEN”… |
| You ever listening to this mofo talking with such a grainy voice you end up clearing your own throat just listening to them |
| fuck your fucking stakes and INTC too |
| Dont leave either. Staying is the real power move |
| Anyway, I've paid for it so I'm going to eat and finish it no matter what. Sacrificed 3$ of my port for it which could've compounded into 3000$ over time, no way I'm just going to throw it away and buy a new jar. |
| I could be wrong, but consumers are generally more likely to borrow when interest rates are low or falling. Inflation has ticked up (3.8% YoY in April), and markets currently favor the Fed holding rates steady through year-end.\n\nThat said, SOFI is down sharply from its ~$32–33 ATH to the mid-$15s, which looks compelling, especially with the CEO actively buying shares. The key question remains: is it still early to enter now? |
| Ah fuck. Time to sell my shares. |
| https://preview.redd.it/c5ppl5hun53h1.jpeg?width=216&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=14af13e62fe3da8ea0c73bee8e5aa2e1dd846d60 |
| tomorrow will be very annoying bc a bunch of mushy brained regards will comment on how the lines on their charts aren’t working |
| That a lot of stuff to read. Did you mention prepaying for next year's taxes? |
| They already did. Israel is such a bitch.. |
| U suck dick all day |
| 👆🏼 |
| Can't wait to IPO my startup for 1T |
| I think the Koreans are closed tonight |
| Bearish |
| Do you though |
| QUANTUM QUANTUM QUANTUM |
| Yeah well I used to eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast |
| Shit my pants at the function |
| Was going to wheel SOFI but I’m down $6/share and don’t want to take a loss. But a CC at $26 is like .02 sometimes. I’ll wait a bit before doing CCs. |
| Jeezuz they need to open the market soon. This is what is becoming of people over this long weekend closure. |
| Appreciate the alpha |
| Evil eye vibes on #3. |
| The private equity owners will certainly appreciate you. |
| in a hunter gatherer civilization you'd be the type of mf that would become an example of "dont eat that, you will die" |
| Predictions for WTI open in 20 minutes? I have a feeling it will still be down 4% even though there is no deal with Iran. |
| Reminds me of when that guy traded 10000 btc for two pizzas. 🍕 day. |
| What happened |
| KOSPI gapping up tonight |
| The ingredients list only says 100% peanuts, just like the "normal" brands I usually get. How can there still be such a difference? |
| Maybe black and green? Not likely worth it unless protecting an earlier gain. Seems that wheel makes an appealing clickety sound. And is certainly less awful than those machines. \n\nWish the casino had derivatives. |
| Forgive me father for I have sinned.. |
| not even that expensive you can find them on the right websites for $1000 maybe for nice ones |
| No. That's guaranteed. |
| I used to fuck guys like you in prison |
| Can Starlink even exist without SpaceX? Feels odd breaking them apart and calling one profitable when the whole of them is not. |
| "OH NOO ITS RAM'AGEDDON " |
| I bought RKLB at $3 something and sold at $6. My dad held on until $30 something when he REALLY NEEDED THE MONEY. |
| Is this the life of a ber? |
| That's the sound bulls make |
| All I'm asking for is another ATH\n\n |
| Tldr... You're not wrong. |
| 8pm est |
| Bears were fucking going all in puts and banging the war drum convinced he was going to drop more bombs like bloodthirsty retards. So still worse. |
| you’re a fucking monkey bro |
| Spending time on the internet will help |
| I mean I like Ayran. It is refreshing while eating something spicy |
| im a simple man. I see MU, I upvote. |
| Bought super cheap peanut butter from a no-name brand, which somehow comes in a plastic bag and not a jar. Opened it and it looks mustard brown, sort of the same like a dog's shit after not eating enough fiber, smells like cat shit, tasted it and I don't know what it is but it tastes burnt and nothing like peanuts. |
| Which is why i won’t touch anything to do with him with a 10 foot pole. |
| Goodbye |
| It's going to print |
| Molly Santana new Hannah Montana |
| What time are the Koreans unleashed??? |
| No |
| Texas hold em is the only really game at a casino I’ve been able to consistently come out ahead on. Just be patient, practice basic strategy and learn what not to do from watching the worst players at the table. |
| MU |
| I did for a while. Got a good rate on a loan and they did it REALLY fast, faster than my credit union would. The customer service was OK, the app and the website were meh, their rules and terms of service were pretty standard meh, honestly I don't see any moat or see anything they can do any better than others, especially considering the idea of some "one stop shop" that competes directly with the competition in various areas. \n\nBut who am I to say, other than to just say I won't go back to them. Or put any money in their stock. That's just me though |
| downvote the bers! |
| K |
| Whats up with the sudden political activism on this thread? Did a bunch of you finally graduate kindergarten simueltaneously |
| I'm lonely |
| Bring me Sam almond |
| Hold up, the bulls really thought mango would sign a deal on saturday - with 2 full days before market opens? Lmao\n\nWe all knew it was bullshit and you actually celebrated 🫵🤡 |
| I’ve come to the realization that for the past 15 years I have not spent one week without looking at some sort of screen, phone, laptop, tv. Life was better when I was poor |
| Futes open today lol even if market is closed |
| The market not being open makes me feel sad inside |
| All some one has to do is not be overweight to be attractive nowadays |
| Engineering companies cannot be compared to banks. Unless they have amazing products, and I mean amazing, money-making products for their customers in the pipeline, they are no better than any other online bank. You’re competing on overhead and customer service. Chill. |
| Memorial Day is actually the only day of the year the market should be closed!\n\nI was in the Navy and a plane crashed on our flight deck and killed the pilot and 4 others. RIP Brothers see ya in the halls of Valhalla. |
| Blood red Tuesday |
| 6 to 7 digit gains? Who do you think you are talking to? |
| Maybe no guarantee he keeps getting them if mango finally croaks |
| Calls on gourd futures |
| WallStreetBabble |
| Imagine being korean and not full porting samsung 10x leverage since birth |
| Its cool because theta still destroys me |
| What’s ur plan for SPCX? Full porting the opening price? |
| L🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🤡🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈💩💩🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈 |
| I run 3 banks every 6 months. Split direct deposit, collect sign up bonuses and move on. That’s 1000-1500 twice a year and then swap out to the next batch. Haven’t seen any that stands out for UI. |
| 🫵🤣 |
| I feel attacked haha! |
| 🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️ |
| 🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️ |
| Mango got the boss call from bibi lmao |
| I’m going all in on the SpaceX IPO. The media and articles saying they have garbage fundamentals makes me want it even more. Debating liquidating everything to go full port. |
| 🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️ |
| Good luck bulls lol |
| I use my oculus 3 to look at charts and make trades on fidelity in the VR world. It’s like minority report. I’m winning |
| 🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️ |
| So basically to justify open gheyi's ipo valuation cos such as google, MSFT, Amazon and meta would have to double their most profitable business by 2030 eg Google search, azure, aws, etc.... \n\nhttps://youtu.be/itU85-8z_54?si=u03t_uIBg16sxmkG |
| 🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️ |
| World so fukd up i take better decisions when drunk |
| Going to the doctor is the real Wall Street bet. |
| Are you guys still married at least??😂 |
| Smh what tf is even going on at this point |
| It’s the 250 year of America ….. calls all year |
| 🤡🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 |
| Still wayyyyy too many YT videos saying to be cautious. Calls. |
| Pretty sure they pump oil every minute |
| If mango just said "deal" we'd see the most bullish weekend pop of all time but nah |
| Tacoception 😵💫 |
| we’re not pumping your bags bro |
| I’m sure you know all about that juice 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈🤡 |
| ZENDAYA IS THIS EXTREMELY OVERRRATED !!! |
| Idk if you saw the original clip or not but they were trying to ask him what he thought of Trump making hundreds of stock trades during his presidency (averaging like 10 a day) and this is his “answer” |
| Fake unrealized wealth** |
| Very nice. I’ve turned $35k to $200k in 3 years and have the same end goal!! LFG |
| All in on HELP\n\nPlease send help I can’t stop |
| Ea-Nassir strikes back again |
| Wedding Venue visits are basically cuck sessions for poors. “Ya so this is this rich thing, oh over here is our house we built for visitors to stay at. We also got our little “frat house” for cheap lodging, only $100 per person a night, shouldn’t be that ridiculous. Ya we live 5 miles away, we own a couple properties all over really.”\n\nThank god for courthouses *cries*. I need to print |
| Bee bee builds pdfiles kabals |
| Deal no deal... hush... dont be a Panican |
| Happy for you or sorry that happened |
| if you've been reading the deal news all weekend you're certifiably retarded 🤣 |
| 10%. I belong here. |
| Exactly. I hate SOFI. For digital if I want exposure I go ally. At least Ally shifted into high grade auto loans and dealer networks do their work, they use their digital bank as a base to lend for free capital. What does sofi do that makes them special? No moat. \n\nI have an ally auto loan. I can’t even make principal only payments, they don’t allow it. That’s bullish. Heavy ads in women’s sports where it’s cheap and women have been growing in the world economy from a participation and wage standpoint, bullish. Yes I know auto lending is cyclical, but we’re heading towards 84 and 96 month auto loans and I love that they ditched mortgages and credit cards. All in on what you’re good at.\n\nSofi had a moment and it’s over, they need a niche with a moat. Any digital bank that does the same crap as every other digital bank shares the same advantage, lack of exposure to commercial properties. That’s nice but there’s 100 of those companies. \n\nYou belong in value investing if you’re going standard fintech and there’s no chads there just brads and their wives boyfriends. |
| Swear, only assholes and lawyers say that. |
| Joke‘s on you I can‘t read |
| Yeah I caught that too and it was kinda unsettling ngl. He looked tired as hell and his cadence was way off. Hope it’s just stress and not something serious because when he’s on, he actually moves markets. |
| Yeah but I had 3 days less of suffering |
| Casino is closed. |
| My fault definitely just rolled over in bed and ran it through the calculator but didnt adjust the dates. Either way I've given like 4 ways in the threads where its 10-12k your first year. Then you just stack. I pick neos cause they dont often have reverse splits the numbers are doable. Nav erosion is the concern but rotation is also doable. Just look around for any combination of etfs that get you there do proper research and keep hands on. In any regard I don't have the 1.2 it takes to get there atp so it's all just fairy dust until there's money in my account. Now if anyone wants to fund it for proof I'll happily do it and live in peace lol |
| Soo… no deal will be ready today… great \n\n*tyler the creator meme: So that was a fuckin lie* |
| Didnt even know they had a stock exchange there |
| Bad bot |
| No.\n\n\nYou're just too invested in that shit. |
| Waste, especially after divorce. |
| Edging until 6pm EST tomorrow evening |
| yup |
| Burtritto, you diabolical |
| No. Just no. |
| Second SOFI related post in as many days. Does anyone else smell fishy? I had seen an increased frequency of sofi related videos too on YouTube. Feels like there is a conspiracy to target retail investors. At the same time the shares shorted at pretty high at 14%\n |
| Yes |
| 🥭: "As part of our FANTASTIC DEAL Iran will be renamed to AIran and will be transformed into ONE GIGANTIC AI DATACENTER! Thank you for your attention to this matter and praise be to allah!" |
| They’ve had massive drops for the last 2 Mondays, third time the charm they say… nikkei futures pretty much priced in an iran resolution by today but since that didn’t happen yet tokyo open will be a bloodbath |
| Not a single person in Toronto have been able to see a single ray of light in 48 hours straight. Fucking depressing. |
| All on red |
| he's trying to say buy calls |
| $HYLN \nHyliion's KARNO generator natively produces high-voltage direct current (DC) electricity on-site, making it a perfect, highly efficient power solution for NVIDIA’s new 800 VDC AI data center architecture without the need for wasteful power conversions. |
| This is art |
| Do y’all trade futures on holidays? Probably smarter to take the day off. |
| I'm a Baptist, keep it clean in here guys! |
| And maplestory |
| Just play red/black on Roulette |
| Thinking about changing my gender to humanoid robot on tuesday. |
| Idleon |
| Too much censorship on Reddit makes a terrible dishonest app |
| But you lose 50% more when that 3rd day ends |
| As long as I hold it won’t pump $24 cost basis KMS LMAO |
| Subcontinental spreading conspiracy theories to distract from the Yiddish rats and the street workers feet prep |
| Final fantasy xiv |
| Switched from poke to riftbound. Much better experience imo. |
| I’ve already seen dozens of idiots sell off their 401k/roth spy/qqq/vti/vxus and go all cash because they’re convinced SPCX will send them to zero. It’s insane as it is funny. I get avoiding the individual stock but it’s going to be a blip on the indices, with the float so small it’s barely impactful. They claim it’s morally wrong to have their 4 figure 401k have a fractional share of exposure to SPCX. |
| Sink water? Well, la di da, Mr. Rockefeller.\n\nSomeone's too good fer ditch water, ain't he? |
| A wise man once told me . Picking the right wife is the same as picking the right stock . You never know what will go up (the stock or the disappointment) |
| In principle = nothing |
| Yeah I'm using this as an indicator, shows retail sentiment is at all time lows lol. Buying more this week! |
| SoFi is a bank, it is not a tech company, and certainly not Palantir. \n\nAs a former $SOFI bagholder, it is still overpriced. Their deposit growth is impressive but P/E is double that of top banks so it is priced for perfection. Also that 41% rev growth you mentioned comes largely from a ton of new shitty personal loans and student loans, AKA the first things to default in a downturn. It is basically a subprime bank with high marketing costs. \n |
| Oooogaaa oooogaaaa |
| I am very concerned for the mental health of the ber 🧐 |
| I heard you guys are smokin bologna pony's this weekend |
| Chyyyna |
| Literal raw-dogging. |
| What's the name of the meme/overlay? |
| I’ll eat it after tho |
| Cooked or raw? |
| I don’t understand why people are so obsessed with this stock. Because they’re digital only?…. |
| The Don't Cum Line...... |
| Shove a hotdog up my ass |
| Please recommend a mmo when the casino is closed |
| Get drunk |
| Why do they love panic selling on Mondays? Thats like opposite of the US lol |
| This made me lol. |
| I think there is a lot of stealth wealth around. Trump, his children, his son in law, are good examples of inherited wealth. |
| I want to be rich like you guys…. How do I never get my foot in the door here man I’ve been lurking this sub for so long watching all of you guys get a fuckin bag. That first paragraph about going to the doctor hit hard man. I can’t remember the last time I went to the doctor for a checkup… I just can’t afford that shit right now I’m trying to keep myself afloat. |
| Boppin the bologna too! |
| How do people put this kind of money on something they can’t control? Or cannot predict with a conscious mind? I cannot digest this. OMG for the love of god, please don’t trade |
| https://preview.redd.it/juth6a6el53h1.jpeg?width=667&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bbf06c2725519710bfcf15232f3379b7ee8709e3 |
| You can trade Canadian stocks |
| Read the first line and then dipped |
| Good thing about 3 day weekends is I don't lose any money for 3 days |
| What an analogy |
| Finally, someone with the conviction to post a thesis on a play. |
| Correct. I took a quick look, this would place it just above Sandisk at around ~25th largest holding of the nasdaq 100. Percentage wise still not massive. |
| Might see some red days in the coming weeks as money managers prepare for AI and SpaceX IPOs .. gotta pull liquidity from somewhere |
| My bro CWE |
| what's going to happen to my calls? |
| WE KNOW RETARD |
| But predicting a massive drop at Tokyo open on Japan futures as they open as usual and the japanese love panic selling on Mondays |
| BB |
| Going through an actual casino for an event. Have never gambled and find the prospect unpleasant without a strategy. What is an edge I can study? (I don’t think my companions will enjoy sitting around watching me count cards.) |
| This year Memorial Day will commemorate the deceased portfolios of all bears everywhere |
| I think this is a genuinely good bear thesis. I could see all of this happening if the nations like China, Russia, or the U.S. decide the current world order that has kept since the end of WWII is through. I absolutely do believe that China will eventually overpower Russia in a war, bleeding a lot of men, but also taking over land and populations. I think Europe becomes contested and eventually is annexed to the U.S. territory. China would get control of the Middle East and Africa, and become the superpower of the world while the U.S. sinks to china’s current status. I could see it but the timeline would most certainly start with another Middle East ground war and U.S. aggression. |
| What taxes? This is gains for ants lol. |
| South America |
| get in line mfer |
| If thats the CEO... I mean he needs some Einstein hair to finish the "neurodivergent" look, but OP may be on to something. |
| Took sinus medication\n\nHit bong\n\n\nEntered the matrix... |
| if you want an actual answer it means that they agree that they will open it but still have details to work out |
| Genuinely, do your park 90% of your money in boring funds? |
| I wouldn’t recommend doing any trading tomorrow, spreads will be wider than the straight of hormuz |
| “There’s a bubble.”\n\nFun fact about 100K is realizing how much and how little it is. |
| Booooom |
| It's all computer |
| Special price for you my friend |
| How will I spend Memorial Day? Recovering from a week in Mexico, the most American thing possible 🫡 |