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| You're*\nIntents and purposes*\nShould have*\n\nYou get an F, May I recommend grammarly? |
| No on ever even reported tips before this made 0 difference |
| https://preview.redd.it/ozx5ci31ihog1.jpeg?width=316&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=680c05949896530127246f3024201d3246aff4bd\n\n |
| Ceo a pastor now? The fuck cares about the ceo praying for trump. Lmao dystopian world! |
| Identify as bankrupt 😳 |
| With luck like that you should probably go buy a lottery ticket. |
| Some of y'all were in diapers when Advanced Warfare came out\n\nlet that shit sink in |
| May god bless my calls how about that retard. |
| _Hey Claude, summarize what the mango said at his rally today_ |
| He speaking |
| Oof…I’m sure the pro crude traders are licking their chops right now. Wouldn’t touch this shit. |
| Your wife’s singular boyfriend? Recession indicator. |
| Because Mt Dew is not…checks notes…water. |
| Absolute numbers. \n\nAs I argued yesterday with the other commenter, it's dropping in terms of %, but if the number of barrels consumed each year increases, demand still increases. Yeah, from an investment perspective, there might be an option cost aspect to take into consideration, but saying oil demand is dropping is just simply not true. |
| Dead cat bounce |
| I know right? Dude is so detached from reality. |
| I have the feeling we will re visit the QQQ monday low where we bounced off the 200MA. Also for tonight I have a bad feeling. |
| United States of Billionaire |
| No. I bought call. Which means it’ll be like $8 tomorrow |
| Thanks Paul |
| Ouch 😬 |
| Not very funny |
| Cooked |
| Every time i expose my back end I get pummeled |
| Yeah fill us in OP |
| You‘re thinking of hydrogen bonds |
| https://preview.redd.it/g5wsfs5vhhog1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=72caff96ab4df8816cfbe9b84cbea02c3625ef94 |
| No tax on cringe apparently |
| Shut the fuck up you weirdo |
| Medicine prices can go down even 1000%. This is not so bad. |
| Imagine being a cuck for a basketball head guy |
| "Trump Country" followed by a prayer makes me wanna vomit |
| This Kentucky dude is the new low energy Jeb |
| They showing you what the algos have programmed for tomorrow |
| Easy money with a pattern like that |
| Morse code to set the algos for overnight |
| Him constantly praising the stock market gains means the top is really in, and he knows whats coming. He wants to take the credits before its too late. |
| Good god. |
| I feel better about my day now thank you |
| You risked your whole account hoping trump would make the market go up? Damn bro. |
| Gonna be a long cold winter |
| Buy the dip, sir! |
| We up or down tomorrow |
| $600 is a lot of Wendy's |
| You won congrats |
| Hey it was 50/50 you’ll get it next time OP |
| I’ve got PATH calls and I’m not looking can someone tell me how we doing |
| Make a down payment on a house with that extra $1400 \n\nRight…. |
| Ain’t we all |
| lets just help Kevin Spacey re-build Iran already LFGGG |
| Hair |
| idk my yahoo finance be geeking -6% then bounces back up |
| Construction jobs |
| I’d split it with ya no doubt 🤝 |
| I was told bonds were humane corridors and would be safe |
| "Another sucker dying for my sins, am I right?" |
| Bro, just voo and chill, you'll break even in less than 500 years |
| Exactly. |
| Holy schneikes |
| Guh |
| Im glad people are finally admitting ol Joe had mental issues |
| The SEC also hates it, but for different reasons. |
| Oooooof |
| What are these weird random long candles on SPY? |
| I don’t get it. Am I wrong to be this excited about TTWO? No one ever mentions that stock and I’d imagine GTA6 is on a lot of your shopping lists. What’s that about? Price is good. I’ve been building a pretty strong position. Who else is TTWO crew, and why is no one else talking about it? 🧐 |
| What is that? |
| Who the fuck is this bozo |
| I read a post before the pump of someone that full ported into HIMS , they'll be minted now. Maybe they knew something |
| No tax on slave work |
| every time someone says they can't make anymore trades cuz of PDT, I laugh. I love laughing at poors. |
| Seems like a smart idea until the sea reclaims them. |
| Some of the jobs we're creating are right here at this firm's new branch in Iran |
| What was the play |
| Bols been using it on themselves recently.\n\nFeeling a bit discombobulated. |
| Just the new normal. When everything is an emergency, nothing is. |
| How do you interpret this? |
| futures are superior way to make/lose money. |
| https://preview.redd.it/2uwch70ihhog1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d7739c5d37182329ee96654dd45755b7915c2412 |
| Oh she has personality disorders, court ordered psych eval confirmed that |
| No one is holding over the weekend buddy |
| See ya tomorrow playa |
| Houthis have entered the chat |
| Market is just waiting for the war to end to go parabolic |
| You must be right because you used BIG text |
| Do the opposite of what he did today ez duhhh |
| This is fake. Screenshot bullshit. You know it. |
| I'm gonna grab some mid-back end exposure on oil as well |
| Some might say he's sharp as a tack |
| Always have been |
| UUP all the way!!!! |
| Bro open a map, iran is as big as England, Germany and France combined, the whole Eastern coast is full of hidden caves where they can launch drones and missiles from, good luck going against that. They also have usv suicide boats, small homemade loitering mines. |
| Independents forget after a month. The House literally flips every 2 years now.\n\n |
| 😴 |
| "Havana Syndrome" backpack weapon obviously wasn't pointed in the right direction, I guess |
| Hilarious |
| Look up borderline personality disorder. |
| 0dte wouldn’t even bless like that on a Thursday |
| Easy. I bet you SPY will increase $5 per share by tomorrow. For every cent it rises over $5, you owe me a quantity of money.\n\nTomorrow comes. It stays the exact same price. I lose the bet. You take my money. |
| Put it in an index fund, they said. |
| POTUS retardmaxxing again? |
| Of course, having held NBIS for some time watching the price being range bound, they decide that the week I sell covered calls is the week they want to announce the investment. |
| Giving Barney vibes |
| You lose 98% daily? |
| Who’s this fatso |
| That’s what people say every administration right and left |
| Is it bad I’m more addicted to futes than options now. |
| mmmm yea he had that idgaf ima take a nap aura |
| Seems like G7 nations is gonna escort ships thru hormuz.. |
| Jesus the bonds are looking junk af today |
| Strait of Gibralter sweating bullets looking at Hormuz |
| HR from JP Morgan is looking for you man |
| youre a simp |
| Tomorrow is going to be bloody red to get a bunch of morons to full port puts and then Friday will be green as fuck puts obliterated |
| This ain’t the REAL cashflow… this is Remy typing.. remember when Remy went rouge and took out cashflow!? |
| Accurate 😳 |
| Yeah that was hilarious. That dude prob dead tho |
| Just giving you a glimpse of tom lmao |
| Lunr, what else? |
| My wet dream |
| nah boe had that sleeper aura |
| Poor-flex |
| Lols |
| I like his purple tie today |
| My lobsters too buttery and my steak is too juicy. Waaaahhhh |
| Yes, that's a rough day.\n\nBut you're too legit, too legit to quit, right? |
| Never underestimate the power of voters to believe false promises and enjoy hurting others they view as less than. |
| So god damn inefficient |
| >Senior Iranian military official to USA: \n"If Washington makes a strategic mistake, another strait will be placed in a situation similar to the Strait of Hormuz."\nSource: Al Jazeera |
| Im very sorry. The good news it can be rebuilt. What happened specifically? What was your planned entry and exit? How long have you been using options? What expiration? I'd say at least 1 month of contract is safe enough with a very good reward. Use 1/3 of your account for at least 2 months straight. |
| cheers |
| I don’t want the President of the USA to have a cognitive deficiency either, yet here we are. |
| You can go on forever that means you’re passionate and you have a plethora of knowledge on this topic. Don’t be stingy share some of those good trades with me 😂 |
| We will see if that’s in fact all they needed to do. So far not looking great for them |
| Last year I literally made $28,000+ from a $600 bet. Anything is possible, my fellow regard. |
| Lady took one for the team to save the stock market |
| You just hope, that's it. Let it stew. |
| TSLA price is unreal retardation levels |
| Yahoo finance with an oopsie.. One could dream eh?\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/sew7tohyghog1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ac80f68a0795e53a5af8da5a9fcdcd863d374530 |
| You can totally have a 5,281% win day tomorrow to make up for your 98.14% loss today. |
| 😄 |
| Maybe you can lose the rest of it tomorrow. |
| It’s a nation of tards |
| PDT Rule = poor dumb trader rule\n\nTheta = take money from poors\n\nExpiration = liquidate the poor's 0DTE contracts\n\nFutures = poor's best friend with NO PDT, NO Theta, NO Expiration (well, once every three months, you're poor so you're not holding futures longer than 10 minutes anyway)\n\nTRUST ME BRO |
| Not only is the price action fucking fake it’s gey too. 🫵🤡 |
| Doesn’t seem like it’s working out very well for them so far. |
| Lunr iren for sure |
| inversed |
| To be fair trump didn't win that elon fella was stuffing ballot boxes... shhhh though don't tell the conservatives, ahhh who am i kidding they won't figure it out even if you tell them.... |
| KODK |
| California gets attacked first. Its why the billionaires are leaving for their bunkers in Florida |
| Coreweave I get but iren is solid even with the dilution potential |
| Everytime we have super green futures they get reversed by morning. Everytime we have super red futures they also get reversed. Need to inverse the pajama traders, go to bed, and wake up to big gains |
| They have to be there like 3 hours early for security and they are probably dehydrated |
| *someone dying in crowd \n\n\n🥭 " DJ spin that shit!" |
| Hell yeah 🔥🔥 |
| The hack is to share it as a word document file, which when clicked doesn't actually open the word doc in it's native MS Word application but a shittier not interactive version that loads over top of the rest of your chat, rendering both the thing you're looking at and the chat you were reading useless. |
| I'll get some media going that the war is over in Iran. Get your calls in. It should take the Algos a bit to figure out it's fake. |
| go fox on yt |
| Did you fall out of a coconut tree or something? |
| No. Definitely not |
| Remy will lick your face |
| This is exactly what I tell people. And it pisses me off because so many individuals think he’s a literally an idiot because it makes them feel good but calling him an idiot just downplays his actions. That man is calculative enough to maneuver Hollywood, taxes and politics. Hes one of those smart psychopaths that rose to the top in ways that made even Epstein say he was fucked up. He knows what he’s doing and that’s what makes it worse. All he needs to do is keep the Market green and he’s been failing at that |
| An easy +5,000% day and you'll be square! No biggie |
| makes no sense. read a book. |
| White house YouTube has paused coverage |
| He probably didn't sell whatever he is holding. |
| SPY flat is scary |
| Some old lady behind him in the crowd collapsed |
| Don’t forget the legions of venture capitalists playing a shell game with debt. |
| Child custody. Never married but might as well have been, spent more than a mil between settlements and lawyers etc. Don’t knock up crazy bitches, take my word for it |
| I dont need to justify what I do to you\n\nsilly thing |
| Don’t worry she’d of bankrupted you you lucked out |
| I just need the Russell to go up 3%. Not asking much. |
| Average down ma boy |
| Good Lord! |
| Rewards Season, huh? |
| W |
| Boe Jiden was 10x more entertaining to watch |
| ever since i quit options i started trading Futures in 2020 and gives ZERO FUCKS about THETA or PDT |
| good point, they are probably already plotting our downfall |
| 🥭admin guarantees dems win everything the next 20 years\n\nOh wait I said the same thing Jan 6 2020 |
| #Micron and SanDisk investors beat your chest 🦍 and give me a HOORAH. Keep making that money dawg show them what you got 😎 |
| "thought Trump would make market go up" lmao |
| MASSIVE V from the old lady |
| Their only leverage is their ability to sink a ship while they simultaneously don’t want to/ can’t sink a ship. Sounds like they’re in a terrible spot and the strait has them by the balls. |
| hell yea brother nice job |
| i’m fucking dying laughing at all your comments about this shitshow |
| Condolences brother…we’ve all been there…good news is we can always lose more! |
| He would have recycled them, come on. |
| Heaven to Betsy. |
| I like to catch trout and roll them in oatmeal and fry them in butter |
| So we pump tomorrow or what? |
| boe jiden? |
| Good luck you’re gonna need it |
| Bmbl... |
| Calls on our puts or puts on our calls which is it? FUCK |
| use the oats as a breading and deep fry the fish \n\n\nYoure welcome |
| You haven't been around long.. my account moves about this daily lol |
| Who? |
| You know what.. the 🥭 emoji is probably worth a lot of money. Got to thinking about a 🥭 flag and how funny that could be. |
| It's the Adderall he snorted. Plugs you up. |
| Omg let's help the prosperity Protestants worship Mary while they pass out. |
| Why do people frequently faint behind 🥭 |
| If I go missing one day you guys know who did it |
| lmao did they just let her fall again |
| You take risks when your directly in the line of fire 💨 |
| Your right, I don't know the difference, but for all intensive purposes they're the same thing, whereas you incorrectly used an implied verb, which is a much graver sin. You should of said outlast. That's why I win and you lose, spittle boy. |
| And you're watching it. |
| Good luck with that |
| Did an Iranian sleeper cell miss Donnie and take out the old lady instead? |
| Yes tomorrow will be circuit breaker downwards |
| She’s a spicy little bitch |
| I'm finally broke mentally. I have puts. I'm the gayest of ghey bears now. |
| rip |
| Imagine dying to avai maria |
| RIVN is launching the R2 literally tomorrow. I’d expect some movement of some kind - might look for an opportunity to sell soon. |
| More like ReTards Season |
| Won't you be my neighbor? |
| That person who got back up after fainting is getting deported |
| “They're very strong, you know, they're going to try and take over the whole Middle East. They're going to knock out Israel. They don't know what the hell hit them, right?"\n\nno way....NO WAY he just said Iran's gonna knock Israel out, holy the level of delusion\n\n |
| Gotta have at least one dump day this week, right? RIGHT!?!? |
| Person collapsed. Bullish |
| BIG OOOOOOF! |
| Sorry man, that sucks. Get some new pussy soon to feel better. |
| $MU $SNDK calls and chill |
| Someone fainted behind the big orange dude. Probably just sooper tired of winning. |
| There is so much room behind the Wendy's dumpster |
| Between that and the fu kin fake tweet yesterday I got hit for 20k |
| I'm a decade or so left, so, sure, why not. Maybe she'll finish the job sooner. |
| 😡 |
| Was that a war crime confession? |
| Cut losses and put it all into tesla 0dte. \nYou might get your money back. |
| all my trades are closed by EOD 😃 |
| Who pays for dating website in this economy? |
| Yes, keep fanning them, that will help |
| I got pissed at a restaurant for raising their prices yet again so I told them to cancel the order then gave in and sent the payment anyways lol. Food will be here soon |
| i don’t bother.. the people who can’t read obvious sarcasm are gone waayyyy too far for saving |
| I'm not going to lie. I'm actually taking aback at how much concern he's giving the person the faint Ed. |
| Twas funner at 680 |
| fish and oats taste bad together. you're welcome |
| Herro erryone, my aprorogies my car no fly yet, i now seppiku |
| With a stop to smell Kai's hair |
| you mean like we are not gonna heard of him anymore flexing here after he gets the bills :O \nand he has 0 left to pay for those because he thought he is the miracle child, who only wins. |
| Treat yourself bro! |
| In case you weren't depressed enough, sadly I had to put my cat down today 😢 |
| Samesies. I don't know what could cause a rip at this point considering it hasn't ripped since October, but I feel the dread. |
| I was annoyed because I only made +1.8% today. Could have been worse |
| The person collapsed because he got off the teleprompter |
| Al bag daddy |
| I’m ngl this lowkey feels like a plant |
| Is this a divorce or a child support type situation? |
| r/tinystreetbets |
| See you at the soup kitchen |
| It obviously had time to react |
| Not even an 0DTE could save him, could it? Unless it was a 30 or 40 pointer on SPX if the war actually stops or something... it's a tough one. |
| Already had someone like that years ago. So glad I made it out alive. Literally |
| 🫡 |
| As if you have been pulling those wins for 5 years straight? Cut the crap |
| Please trading on "feelings"!! |
| Any of you guys try that new stock State Street yet? |
| bro filming in the back like it aint live |
| None of these guys went to med school let's be honest |
| lol fox news is the only one streaming this gauche |
| I said PLTR were dodgy as fuck and got a 3 day ban for inciting viiioleeeence, wtf?! |
| Shit hit us up with your market predictions. You good. |
| I WAS GONNA TELL A STORY ABOUT MY FOOD ORDER TODAY BUT DECIDED AGAINST IT |
| Donnie gonna go grab her by the pussy to revive her. |
| Just turn on CNBC rn. I just died laughing looking at thesr two guys |
| never in my life have i seen a country’s leader be so aura-less |
| A doctor? at a trump rally? good luck with that |
| This is an American website. Speak AMERICAN |
| 🥭 fell asleep |
| I'll take delivery for you. $10/barrel/day. |
| If he wants to finish the job then just drop the nuke and start WW3 already |
| I'd even add, good god |
| Bonds back to flushing I see |
| Called it |
| Worth it! |
| God with all the freaking updates I wouldn’t be surprised !! |
| DIABOLICAL HAHAHAHAHA |
| Nah he understands what he is doing. He is just corrupt and doesn’t care. |
| meta should allow options trading on fb marketplace, i want to be able to comment on open orders |
| OH NO |
| Hi Sir. Take your position behind the Wendy’s dumpster. |
| alright, fine. i'll take her |
| Maybe an improvement we needed |
| WTF trending says it all |
| Someone fainted from the smell of his ass |
| fake |
| Ever since I quit trading options my mental health has improved tremendously |
| Claw market. Market Claw. |
| What just happened to that person omgg |
| I would invest that $628 on oil atp. |
| I feel like I’m in a terrible movie |
| Reduce the position sizes my boy, great work don't blow it |
| Hog down! |
| You win some, you lose some |
| I'm not above degenerate gambling, but it's just not fun unless you also get to be smug when you're right. I don't touch SPY, but I do play early stage biotech. (I'm in biotech and can at least delude myself into thinking I'm smart money.) Even there I don't bet money I would be sad to lose. |
| Lmao munching Munich... |
| Short interest on TQQQ building. Is a rug pull coming |
| What an idiot we have as a commander in chief |
| CBS reports U.S. officials say there is no credible intelligence behind the FBI bulletin about a possible Iranian drone threat to the West Coast. Officials said the alert was based on an unverified, non-actionable tip that surfaced before the current conflict. \n\nglad we dropped -0,5% cause of that |
| IT WAS A RETORICLE THANK YOU |
| Imagine if it was a Dem prez up there saying this incomprehensible drivel. SPY would be jerking down 10-dollar chunks every hour if there were no derivative market. |
| oh shit rip the first one fell |
| He just bored someone to death.. |
| that looks like a fun ride. |
| did someone just die from embarassment |
| Sold 60 x 10.5p and 10 x 9.5p on PATH. I’m only nervous cause I have no idea what the company does. I only sold puts cause the IV was high as shit |
| Was attempting to scalp calls on spy and got creamed by the big red candle. |
| Oh shit the old lady did fall out |
| Wtaf?!? 🥭🫵🤡 |
| Does anyone want my ex?.. She fucks like a maniac but will ruin your life |
| talking about how he has steel stairs??? and how he can walk alot of steps???? |
| Nvo bagholders gotta be studied |
| I have a little $1.00 sticker sitting in my counterstrike inventory from 2014 that I’m told is worth about $10,000 usd nowadays |
| He was speaking this whole time from a teleprompter?! |
| THANKS BROTHER. SEND MORE PICS OF DORA WHEN U CAN |
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| I just read candles 🤷♀️ at this point I figured paper trading wont cut it only real losses will hurt me forward. Makes the real wins better.\nThe market is liquid, there is no one strategy that will work 100% of the time.\nMy accuracy is getting pretty good but then its just volume size atp🤷♀️ getting like 10¢ on a trade isnt a lot but times 8,000 or whatever it definitely can make you several hundred bucks.\nMy issue is going long before getting liquid. So slowly im getting liquid but today I made no trades because nothing looked worth it and that I think also sets me apart from others. No trade is no green but its also no red and in a cold market I think that’s okay.\n\nI watch people like Ross Cameron just to see where they’re at as people with tons of capital are good indicators of a hot or cold market (I don’t copy trade)\nCold market, way more predictable and way less forgiving. Much tighter margins vs hot market where everyone is throwing money everywhere. Multiple runners over 100% in the day its awesome and way more forgiving since the retail side has your back.\n\nI can def go on forever about concepts and statistics but maybe I create a discord for that🤣 \nNFABFC\nNot Financial Advice But Financial Corruption\nIf I can tell you one thing it would be that money is evil and will do exactly what you think it will to screw over the most people. Take that however you want |
| The wrong ones |
| That old lady to his right looks like she about to die |
| So you just held and had zero risk management |
| Whichever way it gaps tomorrow I’m buying against it |
| Regarded |
| What the hell is going on |
| .12% is a dump? |
| The doomer in me wants to see Iran strike California 🤣 |
| Plane loads of cash got Iran enough material for 11 bombs |
| It's a sad day when 1 share is less than a burger on the menu💀 |
| Idk I only get my news from here |
| Fucking-insane |
Oman oil storage burning:  @osintdefender on Instagram: "Massive fires continue to burn into the night at the Port of Salalah in Oman, with the blaze caused by Wednesday’s drone attack against the port by Iran having now spread to most if not all oil tanks at the MINA Petroleum Facility." 825 likes, 26 comments - osintdefender on March 11, 2026: "Massive fires continue to burn into the night at the Port of Salalah in Oman, with the blaze caused b...  www.instagram.com |
| Fuck yeah 1.5lchard for 10$ and a 9 piece from the local big bad grocery chain 13$. Drunk, full, profitable. This is the new American dream |
| Sometimes I wonder why people put /s at the end of a comment then I see responses like this lmao |
| DONT TRY TO STOP ME ITS TOO LATE |
| Is he stroking? |
| vibes |
| I thought they filed bankruptcy already |
| Bonds kinda yippy lately |
| Covered puts is just selling a put with an underlying negative delta, most decent brokerages will let you do it |
| Best of luck brother. |
| Welcome. US is in a war with iran |
| Bitch is outta fucking control in every way imaginable. Only the judge can save me |
| Diddy out on bail |
| Same. Gonna get rich inversing this one. |
| His brain is pudding y'all. Plan accordingly |
| Holy shit they gave him the extendo release addy |
| Are u a bear yet |
| They got Donnie so pumped full of steroids even his hands look like they are swelling, dude gonna look like peak bloat Jerry Lewis soon. |
| Payway gall |
| https://preview.redd.it/14itlg7dfhog1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9eb65e3b150ea201349fdee09a129fbc2e8c9d33 |
| I TOOK LIKE 50 OF THEM AND TWO DIFFERENT PROTON PUMP INHIBITORS THEY AINT HELPING |
| Iranian drones would be responsible for the attacks, but the cartels will part the waters for them |
| When the time comes :/ |
| Source? |
| hmm we could definitely go up or down definitely |
| Howard Shultz of Starbucks fame is moving to Florida to dodge taxes.\n\n> Howard Schultz is the latest billionaire to move to Miami.\n\n> The former Starbucks CEO announced the move the same day Washington's House passed a millionaire's tax.\n\nhttps://www.businessinsider.com/billionaire-howard-schultz-leaves-seattle-moves-to-miami-florida-2026-3\n\nYou can thank him for the Iran war too.\n\n> Israel: Schultz was involved in a long-standing group chat from October 2023 through early May 2024 with some of the United States' most powerful business leaders with the stated goals of "chang[ing] the narrative" in favor of Israel and "help[ing] win the war" on U.S. public opinion following Hamas's October 7th attack on Israel.\n\nhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Howard_Schultz#Foreign_policy |
| Me? I agree 😔 |
| Alright guys can someone give me a TlDr of what bro said. It’s not really making sense to me |
| These lotto puts are screwed too |
| THEY ATE THE PETS AND KILLED THE BIRDS |
| This man has no clue wtf is going on. |
| I know they’re already suing me |
| Bro keeps contradicting himself once sentence after another. |
| Should correlate the size of the candle to depth of penetration. |
| We have to assume we have incompetent presidents.\n\nYup. |
| He’s still alive u psycho |
| Cuban. |
| YEAH IN COLOMBIA I DO WHATEVER I WANT DOWN HERE ITS THE WILD WEST |
| omg thank you. Please tell us more about your three rules and how well you do with them. |
| This is nearly incomprehensible. |
| "Oh, IShitBloodandCumShit, you remind me of a less turgid version of your father! Yes, baby/son. Push that rope in me!" |
| I can’t even begin to fathom how you can lose that much money on something that’s not moving but I guess this is the sub to teach people how |
| Bidens ghost gonna come back for trump |
| Yeah but market hasnt reacted yet |
| At least its rewards season |
| I swear he dont know what he says... He just wanna hear ppl cheer |
| Let me copy your trades brother |
| Might want to use a hyphen in there, chief |
| I definitely should have set my CVNA calls to next Friday instead of this Friday |
| Probably collaborating with nvidia |
| ITA NOT A PUG ITS A FRENCH BULLDOG DONT SAY IT AGAIN |
| Remy will care for you, I know it. Godspeed 💪 |
| still a 90-10 (win-lose) chance I guess ? |
| Yeah man that’s dam good 4k off of ignorance you a pro it probably comes natural to you some people are just born with it. It’s in you it’s not on you |
| Don't hurt yourself. |
| Lollll |
| I just saw an ad that says Zurtec can help |
| Look how they massacred my boy |
| The market would have to sign a consent form to be on your page |
| What a waste of oxygen |
| Why would that tank it? |
| i’m a simple man, i only buy stocks that point straight up |
| *Larry Ellison walks up to a restaurant*\n\n”Can i get the name for the table reservation”\n\n*Bond. Junk Bond.*\n\n”Alright Mr Bond, Michael Saylor is there already waiting for you!” |
| you have enough for 1 SPY share now, don't fuck this up |
| Aaaah, like selling puts! Got it |
| FEIM going to print. 1B mcap soon 📈 |
| #LOW ENERGY Bro looks like he is about to fall sleep reading the telepromtor lmao |
| THE numbers. Also. 400% discount on drugs. |
| Bruh |
| OH NO, I BRING GREAT DISHONOR AMUNG MY FAMILIRRLY. GUESS I GOTTA KILL MYSELF NOW |
| It just looks cheap until it’s refined |
| My $40 leaps finally break even today, lfg! |
| Thanks god. 🥭 declared we have won. Everyone can come back pumping now, Iran does not exist |
| Full port Wendy's stock\n\n\nThen put the fries in the bag |
| https://preview.redd.it/o7s7oymuehog1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3ba960e1f083e51a77012594876b2aa360ef3ea1\n\nThe morons of the world have actually managed to break it. |
| I really do... |
| Can we build a Biden and Obama counter |
| First rule of ber club. |
| Even the squatty potty is compromised |
| So California has nothing to fear I guess |
| Please elaborate. |
| You can get a Glock and a rental car for $628, no problem. |
| [Pablo Torre Finds Out Phil Mickelson Episode Sable ](https://letmegooglethat.com/?q=pablo+torre+finds+out+phil+mickelson+episode+) |
| Holy shit I’m back bois, don’t call the moderators of the politics section a snowflake |
| IS SHE LATINA? DID YOU TELL HER TO SAVE THE DRAMA FOR HER MAMA THAT USUALLY HELPS |
| You're doing this in Argentina or wherever in SA it is you live? |
| Bend over and I’ll show ya |
| calendar spread |
| CA is safe , no way the US gov would front run an attack like that with media coverage highlighting it .....\n\n\nRight ☹️ |
| They put me onto HGRAF and AMPX, both of which I'm up massively on |
| Why is oil going up? |
| I’m a ber 😎 all bers do. |
| That's a crab market |
| U wish |
| It’s so dumb lmao. Fuck AH traders. |
| Youre welcome |
| Just know ive seen worst. Much worst. Atleast you had a bad day. Having a bad week is... just worst. Much worst. |
| Did you call me bro? |
| No, it's actually really good one. I just didn't wanted to write the comment so AI did it instead of me xD\n |
| Earning play happened before the actual earning |
| You just watched it go to 98% loss instead, didn’t want to keep 10k at least. |
| Robbing the hood like robinhood |
| Just call me BagDaddy |
| My baby mama is fucking insane |
| Enjoy your stroke |
| Made an onlyfans account where I just get fucked by the market every day |
| Interesting thought. They might look like value bargains. |
| How’s your pug? |
| A "stock pickers market". \n\n\nMe: NVDA! \nMMs: Try again\nMe: NVDA? |
| Sleepy don |
| How do you know how hard your dad's dick is? |
| He is about to TACO so fast if the crowd doesn't start showing some enthusiasm |
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| Bagdaddy! |
| Looks like you almost lost everything a few times |
| California could've handled those Iran drones. I heard Newsom would've just caught them and thrown them back. |
| A masterbater, if you will…. |
| always has, always will |
| Oof a theta ganger |
| You chose blowing up your account over securing 40% and were trading short term SPY? |
| > thought trump would make market go up\n\n\nImpeccable DD, sir |
| What was your bet? |
| Degen of the year , flair this guy , and flare me too while ye ad it moddies |
| [ Removed by Reddit ] |
| What did I miss? Please tell me this is from the Helldivers sub and not from mango. |
| THERE ARE RUMORS GOING AROUND THAT IM GOING TO HAVE A LOBOTOMY. THIS IS FALSE AND UNTRUE. \n \nI AM GOING TO HAVE A RADIOFREQUENCY ABLATION OF MY SACRAL SYMPATHETIC NERVES UNDER SEDATION (PROPOFOL THE GOOD STUFF)\n \nTHIS HAS NITHING TO DO WITH A LOBOTOMY SO DONT DAY IT AGAIN DONT EVEN TRY ME \n \nTHANKS |
| Mayhaps |
| Damn |
| What numbers? |
| Master-bater* |
| Steve\n\nUnless it's a fancy restaurant like Chipotle then Frederick |
| What if he does inverted Cramer? |
| Can believe I fell for this lol |
| The numbers are down 86% |
| Let’s just quit fucking around. Full send it back to 2007 levels and let’s rally harder than my dad’s dick. |
| Yeah if it’s dead tomorrow then leave it alone. I just meant sell options before earnings if you think theres a chance it doesn’t move much |
| Didn’t Lulu tank last earnings? |
| Hes makin shit up while he stands there huh? |
| OAML 🤌 |
| I'm guessing wsb is super long Dicks, for earnings |
| Weasel for the pump & dumps |
| and 100% IRS or whatever it is called there, will figure out NoThing and can not do AnyThing if oh so suddenly the marriage ends quite soon after getting these taxes settled?\n\nYou dont think that there would be a fuckng big business around this if it was no-brainer for loads of rich ppl to do? |
| Did Donnie rub oil all over his face making it so shiny to prove oil is still cheap? |
| What do they have on him? My guess is that it really is him blowing Bill. |
| Which are you looking at? |
| Lol, glad I bought some lotto puts since my leaps from last year are still ruined. |
| Not over yet - let’s see what happens tomorrow/. |
| Bond. James Bond. |
| Bag6 - msft doesn’t count |
| You're not going to believe it, puts |
| Retail only accounts for 20-25% of the daily trade volume |
| THETA CLAIMS ANOTHER ONE. Don’t worry op it will come back 😉 |
| Actually it’s much worse than that… |
| No meat today 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 |
| I'm betting first cracks in their moat begin to appear. Good luck. |
| The wind is no more |
| PATH: beats literally everywhere...\n\nGuess what happened next? GUH |
| Bearish |
| I did 2 trades today and both failed and lost $450 today. Thanks for making me feel better. |
| Nice bro! |
| Attention big dogs of WSB: pump EONR to $100, thank you for your attention to this matter! |
| https://preview.redd.it/183fyl29ehog1.png?width=443&format=png&auto=webp&s=305de82866ffdbaeda745e166386f095d273c387\n\nI will award this post. |
| MIGA! |
| How the hell did you do that💀 |
| Gotta admit bag7 is the only thing holding this market up rn |
| "Our generals said this is a lot more fun."🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️ Jesus fuck get him off stage |
| can't wait to make bank~~ 🤶🏾🎄🎁🎐 |
| greedy goblins |
| Lol I like how 🥭 really just talked about how else it was to blow up ships and then went to talk how horrible iran is to plant mines to blow up ships in one sentence |
| That happened at least 6.5 hours ago.. |
| Did you buy calls on iranian supreme leader life ? |
| "Every hour I have to change"\n\nYeah, absolutely. No doubt, diaper’s done |
| Don't worry. Nothing happened today |
| Position or ban |
| Take a Tums and keep banging Colombian hookers, don't go soft on us. |
| He went -98% today, that means he only needs to make +98% tomorrow! That's easy enough! |
| Writing an entire fan-fiction about my keyboard and 'spittle' just to distract from the fact that you still don't know the difference between 'Your' and 'You're' is a crazy level of cope. Stay mad and stay illiterate. Peace. |
| SPY doesn't have to move a cent if you buy 0DTE OTM calls like a total degenerate. |
| I got 3 rules for 0dte break one and always results in loses.\n\n1. Don't be greedy\n2. Don't panic buy\n3. Take profits\n\nYou break one tends to mean you broke the other two.\n\nWhen I follow my own rules I win, when I don't well I lose. |
| Just gotta find six trades that’ll double his money… shouldn’t be too bad. |
| I have a job—but it’s an internship 💔 😞 |
| Anyone walk into a busy restaurant, say you have a reservation and then just give a random name? |
| https://preview.redd.it/s7w9mly3ehog1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=14621beef1ea009af8759327223c5b317144348e\n\n |
| havent shit posted all day LMAOOOOO WAZ GUD NIMBAS |
| Cardlytics has a market cap of 38 fucking million today \n\nI cant believe it, less than what some people here have total net worth. What a great example of how to destroy value on a market you HAD 100% share \n\n |
| 240%. Options. |
| - Character building fee |
| Twas' a great day to not play. |
| That Ben Carson whole milk ad turns me on so much |
| I had an anyrism for the 180th day in a row… made 55 bucks |
| Wait you mean to tell me bers are still taking Iran seriously?? LMFAO |
| Zoom out. It was more expensive on Monday than it is right now.\n\nIt's a volatile stock at a discount. Lots of people are accumulating it before the inevitable next run-up, including me. |
| Thanks for triggering my ptsd |
| God this is beyond embarrassing |
| But the wind. The wind is gone |
| It is a dung beetle market. One powered by bullshit. |
| OFFICIAL CASHFLOW ANNOUNCEMENT \n \nI HAVE HEARTBURN AND IM NOT FEELING THE VIBES IN HERE TODAY SO LETS JUST CALL IT A DAY AND TALK ANOTHER TIME \n \nTHIS HAS BEEN A CASHFLOW WITH HEARTBURN UPDATE |
| Wait it lowkey seems like even the crowd doesn't like the iran stuff |
| Why does he sound so stuffy? |
| I just like Wendy's 😞 |
| Limit down tomorrow |
| A battalion of Karen is all you need to send to Iran |
| Doesn't anyone care about the algorithms? Previously, they only had to screw over option buyers, longs and shorts. Now they need to also look at prediction markets to try and fuck over as many people as possible at the same time.\n\nAlgorithm lives matter |
| All the anti trumpers are just mad the stock market hasn’t crashed yet. Worse than a ghe bear |
| Just turn ur phone upside down. Ah see now that’s much better🙂↕️ |
| He looks like a basketball |
| Wall Street hates this one simple trick |
| How did you get to the point in your life where gambling $33k make or break in one day was a good idea |
| Don't worry you can always make more money and lose that too |
| SPY up 0.1% on the news (I haven’t actually checked the price) |
| https://preview.redd.it/cbjbx6itdhog1.png?width=2808&format=png&auto=webp&s=14a53f45505a0e3e2710aa453be007350163473f\n\n |
| Wen earnings ? |
| #I'm sick and tired of this shit. By "this shit" I mean everything. LMAO🤌 |
| He’s a master debater is what he’s trying to say |
| Spy didn’t have that much movement today but I guess he could have loaded up on calls but it should have gone a little up at some point lol |
| Probably because retail always goes tits up. |
| I love gambling in the virtual 🎰 |
| hahahahahha 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 |
| Does anyone know if we are still supposed to inject the bleach to stop the spread? |
| He’s already called it a war many times. |
| bam scoring 83 was the equivalent of us looking too closely at a lamp and realizing the light shone through us |
| I wanna watch myself ON TELEVISION |
| Of course! |
| Maybe to soon to be talking options for this guy |
| 0DTE OTM play and hope for someone say something. |
| Call me crazy but I’d rather have this…. 😮💨 |
| Position |
| they bought nvidia |
| Damn |
| Git em! |
| 🫡 |
| Hey now!! He could realistically hit a huge 0dte trade tomorrow. Do I think he will? No, but he could!\n\nWhatever he does I'm doing the opposite. |
| Donnie should order Pete and Marco to sail a catamaran through the strait to show it's safe for tankers, would be hilarious. |
| Always |
| k |
| tinder takes the cake |
| A sea mine has definitely been hitting my gold miner heavy port on a daily basis since this dumb war. |
| Take it back |
| Kills all the birds. This guy is a 🤡 |
| You are different, different kind of human… are you even a human 👀 |
| Fuck is this site |
| Guess that’s why it’s called bumping uglies |
| no, thank you |
| Emergency law? Dipping into the reserves? What's going on, I was told the war with Iran was over and ships will now be going through the straight? Wait, and isn't the DOW at 50,000 and there's nothing left to bomb? We won, right?\n\nlol\n\nfucking clown world |
| No catalyst in near future. Probably dead money till at least H2 2026\n\nEdit: Actually, there may be negative catalyst as LLY's oral drug will be approved around April |
| Na I wear size 32 pants and they’re loose. Was just finishing the box I had |
| Jfc. I thought it was a.i. |
| It’s not a school so it couldn’t be them |
| https://preview.redd.it/f0om5ialdhog1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fa1d6d477e16d06c01831ef0b60fb51cd223c6fa |
| Ooof. Stop loss?!? |
| I can also tell how butthurt you are by how easy it is to set you off lmao maybe give your poor keyboard a break, wipe the spittle off your screen, and go outside for a few minutes\n\nSorry I meant you're keyboard |
| Robbin hood might be the greatest gambling app on the market |
| RDDT 2% up why, how, what happened? |
| Rewards season lol |
| Don't worry. He'll walk it back 5 minutes later |
| Covid -25%? 2022 -25%? 15% in two weeks from Tariffs? You either just turned 18 or just opened a stock account |
| duh |
| Lululemon so undervalued good play before earnings |
| Yeah it’s expensive here in Colombia. Ozempic cheap. Anyways was just finishing the box I had don’t need it |
| Dementia and snorting Adderall has much the same effect. |
| Feels like I can have a good night rest on them |
| 😂 |
| yes |
| Caroline def fucked man-go that might be his baby |
| My size 32 pants are loose lol |
| I wish he did so he wouldn't get this far lol |
| We will see very shortly |
| If he gets there gradually no one will suspect |
| Didn’t we just have a pretty long drawdown in 2022? What has changed structurally since then? |
| just 50x your moneys. Light work. |
| Plus HELOC for max gains |
| I'm sorry, wut? |
| Calls on tsla? |
| One counter argument : Shahed drone spam |
| Do you think markets will dump if he calls it a war instead of an excursion |
| No theyre different stop trying to deflect |
| I don’t have 20lbs to drop |
| Hims up 10% today and 3% after hours?? FROM NEWS LAST WEEK. Fucking chill wtf how is this thing still ripping |
| make money one way ❌\nmake money two ways ✅\n |
| What it the meth addict is on my TV right now? \*click\* |
| You had the **option** to just not do that \n\nSee what I did there? |
| What does “making back” a 98% loss look like? |
| Nice |
| Na it’s Newsome digiised as 🥭 doing blackface |
| all on red ? |
| We're cooked. |
| his AI is starting to break guys the fk |
| I feel nuthing |
| at least it's rewards season right |
| What do you think his opinion of the new Windows code is? |
| Thank you! |
| i bought like 50 barrels of WTI.... just realised i don't have enough space in my place\n\nCANT WIN |
| Thank you, sir! |
| Knee pad Harris has an investment fund? |
| Bro. Shut. Up. |
| Please tell me this isn't real and is just photoshopped.\n\nWhat were your holdings? Were you trading options? |
| I lost 200k in oil this week. \n\nEdit: I *tax loss harvested* 200k this week using oil. |
| Could truly be any 0DTE calls |
| Gonna wait for rcat to collapse back to 14 before buying again, that’s worked out pretty well tbh |
| Wrong. There is no bad Iran news anymore, the market pumped on 4 ships ablaze in the Gay of Horny Moose. |
| HG |
| Just being retarded nothing to worry about |
| It’s crazy djt don’t drink because I swear every rally he has in small states sounds like a drunk uncle rambling in a garage.. guess that’s the angle |
| That's a pretty ambitious price target you're claiming. |
| No anime stuff. My daughter is tired of me asking her about it. |
| We need more Binary options! These 0 DTE things are causing too many losses … just choose Yes or No. |
| What a retard. |
| Iran threatening to tell the Houthis to close the Red Sea. If that happens good luck to everyone. Bears getting wet already just thinking about it |
| This is a casino for degenerate gamblers. He got comped for a wendy’s frosty. |
| #Closed on Sunday, you’re my Chick-fil-A 👉🥹👈 |
| He never says anything. |
| If you think the markets will ever go down in any meaningful way, just read about "dynamic hedging" and how retail 0dte trades and payments for order flow have made impossible for any meaningful correction to occur |
| Holding cash feels smart but every time something goes up I gnaw on my desk a lil bit |
| Yeah it’s not a long term thing, it’ll just be short term. As long as I get some hints of profit I’ll sell lmao |
| 47 year conflict is gonna end with🥭 pfttttt right |
| Celieve it or not, balls! |
| someone GET ME THE NEXT FLIGHT TO IRAN\n\nNOW |
| I got a feeling he had nothing to sell but a 0DTE contract about 5 bucks out of the money. |
| He already said something like this lol.\n\n\nLmao found it:\nhttps://deadline.com/2026/03/trump-blames-obama-biden-iran-1236741845/ |
| some fun stats i saw: CEO gave herself 150k bonus, they spent 210k on “travel and promotion”, 730k on “professional fees”, 137k on “office and miscellaneous”, but only 172k on “research” LOL.\nedit: all in the last quarter |
| Donny thinks Tyson Chicken is going to let all their employees go down to the new fancy Apple factory \n\nsmh \n\nNot my Kentucky |
| Or rather, we did fix it by printing money and creating massive inflation. |
| You were up! Should have walked away then |
| Dang bro that sucks |
| They are murdering mah boy JACK. Why!?! |
| What was the trade? |
| Better to be prepared then stretched without properly warming up. Good job |
| Holy shit it really doesn't 💀 |
| Non-American here, \n\nIs 🥭 saying anything that should concern us…. More than usual? |
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| You do know Bears are also Bulls? |
| Using margin with call options is like playing Russian roulette with a semi auto. |
| Its not over until i say its over |
| Nah Pakistan is bigger allies with Saudi Arabia |
| thank you because i got some MU puts, 410 strike expiring this friday |
| İs market not closed to early? |
| The Russians were also providing your sellers with counterintelligence. |
| Friday |
| The Ukrainians seemed to think so, yes |
| Dems can run a sheriff joe apiro at this point and win. As long as it has a pulse. |
| We don't get clapped. We get sticker shock. |
| I never said they sunk a ship. They are attacking ships. Which is all they need to do. |
| Doesn’t say much but no gaywall \n\nhttps://www.reuters.com/business/energy/trump-invoke-emergency-law-california-oil-producer-sable-bloomberg-news-reports-2026-03-11/ |
| Shares of 3x leveraged etfs on margin? |
| Generational buy |
| Good game today bers, but I'm still walking away with +11k so suck it. |
| Your a fkin winner bro |
| You've now failed basic grammar twice while trying to lecture me on it. It’s 'You’re' emotional, not 'Your' emotional.\n\nWriting paragraphs about literacy while failing 3rd-grade homophones over and over isn't 'pointing out' anything—it’s a cry for help. I’m not 'butthurt,' I’m embarrassed for you. Take the L and go buy a dictionary with whatever lunch money you have left. |
| Position? |
| is the pump in the room with us? |
| Is 🥭 doing blackface? |
| Have you guys seen Ben Shapiro's eyebrows lately? |
| https://preview.redd.it/8px5ggkuchog1.jpeg?width=228&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=27cb20c145a1d9a9ab40ca1ae1bf5583b1ec5d82 |
| I lose this amount every 30 seconds. Weak. |
| https://preview.redd.it/6ci4x15uchog1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3bc2e17557b8cdd5ae2b1fd82421ae35d069d660\n\nBros getting cooked like rotessierie chicken 🥷 |
| I was buying puts everyday back then… now I buy calls everyday and have Chavez like Pepe posters with green shrek diks all over my wall but NoooooooOOOOOoooo |
| If you play with options probably smooth\n\n\nIf you on margin/leverage definitely smooth\n\n\nIf you in this subreddit mostly likely smooth\n\n\nIf you just stick with shares still probably smooth\n\n\nNo test |
| SPY ~685c 0DTE is my guess. \n\nBrutal. |
| Clenbuterol is better for weight loss. Youre going to feel like ass, but you'll drop 20lbs of fat in a month. |
| I got anal bead ready |
| Just invent a Time Machine and stop yourself from doing this regard trade |
| Thanks for answering! |
| Thank you for your service |
| I'm balls deep into call for MU, this can't go wrong, can it? |
| what the fuck |
| Ooh scary |
| Remember when that guy threw a shoe at him. And that time he flipped off the reporter. Voted for him twice. |
| You’re presuming rational action from religious fundamentalists |
| I can never go back to another president |
| I don’t think you’ll be able to turn $600 into $33000 tomorrow but I applaud your optimism |
| SEPPIKU |
| BREAKING: OPENDOOR PT RAISED TO 82 BY KAMALA CAPITAL |
| My wife: "why did you lose so much money buying these retarded stocks?"\n\nMe: "my bad, I was using outdated intelligence" |
| Elon doesn't know it but that 100% is an ancestor right there. |
| Errron musku |
| Ask a friend to poke your prostate, might help |
| That’s a lot of hope, $30k worth. What did you buy? |
| Pay attention you've got half a second to buy your put contracts if you see them |
| 16% to 5% bet it opens red 🙁 |
| Nifty Fifty |
| Reporting this to the FCC. You can't just show a guy blowing himself on TV. |
| What the goddamn fuck 😳 |
| Hard Pass |
| See you tomorrow regard |
| Fkn Ford 150 man |
| is this a dump for ants? |
| someone asked him what it was and he said it is a "happy trump" |
| Damn "happy" by Pharrell Williams is 12 years old. Wtf bros .SPY was under 200 back then |
| No need to sink, just make it too risky to try. They hit 3 today alone. |
| Now whipe your ass and finish your sanwish 🥪 |
| The market wanted to dump badly today. Every pump sold off on huge red candles. We get any bad Iran news tonight and it might be the big one kids. Hope everyone is hedged. |
| CRWV is going to be 200+ by EOY |
| Kentucky iPhones |
| I’m so fucking tired of winning |
| Friday somewhere I’m sure |
| That's not what tells me you're butthurt. Your obviously emotional and butthurt comments tell me you're butthurt, and it seems you got that way because I pointed out you need an English refresher. |
| Mission Accomplished 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🫡 |
| you are a retard anyway |
| I didn't need to talk to you to know you're a dumb gullible degenerate. The 🥭 flag hanging off your truck told me everything I needed to know. |
| 3/20 $450c come at me |
| Shippy Joe Biden! |
| Robbing the bank. |
| Rip lil Wayne *laughs in Weezy f baby* |
| Absolutely beautiful. Well done! 🫡 |
| Oh you don't think this was a conservative strategy? |
| What hubris |
| I miss when it always went up |
| I love how he has a pin of himself |
| Trusting Trump has worked out well for many people. |
| By feel. Green = smooth and straight. Red = fuzzy and gay. |
| My time to be restarted, move over lads |
| You're right, but this is too vague a response to a more specific question. Do you think 20% of the buyers waiting on physical delivery next month will just accept $90 in cash per contracted barrel instead? I personally don't. |
| I do think this was a stupid war but acting like Iran has a chance is even more stupid. I will say both sides are going to lose in the short to medium term, Iran will just lose infinitely more. |
| Where to test smoothness? |
| VIX and SPY both dumping is crushing my tiny dick off right now |
| keep us updated |
| Yeah |
| Nah iv crush |
| 11 days and we are already talking about releasing SPR lmao |
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| We have won the war! We will continue to keep winning so it’s basically over |
| Also day traders are stupid lmao |
| Give me a link |
| Thanks bro I’m not a TA expert by any means |
| Bro is fat af |
| y'all ready for factory jobs? might be better than the wendy's dumpster |
| What did you trade? Spy odte or some penny stock? |
| Woof bagholders on watcg |
| I used to think $20k was a lot of money\n\nYoull get there someday bro 👍 |
| The fuck did you trade bro |
| One more day of pump then dump time |
| Puts are liking Orange talk |
| thank you |
| Yeah, to the gamma price |
| Elon? |
| Lol could you imagine. You got 1 free whoopsie daisy! Void last retarded trade |
| Hardest ft with lil Wayne |
| Iran is attacking the economy. If they fail imagine how crazy we rip |
| Wow woof stock died too like a satans erection |
| If Wendy's wasn't hiring, I'd be worried. |
| DO NOT LET WALL ST TAKE YOUR MONEY |
| > “so everyone’s losing money together but in a slightly sexy chaotic way?”\n\nThat's would be a bare market. |
| Cigarettes here |
| A FOOLED MAN CANT GET FOOLED AGAIN |
| I dont think he knows, i checked his account yesterday and 200 days ago he was asking how to trade as beginner (not option trade but trade trade itself) |
| I have now been holding sentry here on the Cali Coast for 5 hours. Times of war require great sacrifice. Even wars that ended 2 days ago.\n Still no sign of the Iranian Drones- but to be honest I may have been distracted by watching the bid/ask on my UVIX options and missed a few. \n Latest developments are some high school kids were taking dabs, and a couple got in a kerfuffle when the banana boat spray sunscreen blew into one of their eyes. |
| Switch to Mounjaro.. add Vitamin B6 , |
| Fishing boat |
| old coworkers are so fucking entitled - things have been too good for too long! |
| Ya but wen signups start |
| People who check and get stress on Red days should invest your stupid lmao 😂 |
| Who's excited for nbis puts? |
| Once they sink a single ship the cat is out of the bag. As long as they haven't sunk any ships they can still negotiate concessions even without any real military infra. Iran doesn't want a ship sunk any more than we do. They just need to stop the flow and negotiate concessions. They only need something a little sharper than a stick because that strait has the world by the balls. |
| Yes |
| Cartels would not do something so blatant to bring on their immediate downfall. They just want to work under the radar and count money. that would be their ending. They're not that stupid. It would mean the ending of all of their business in every sector. |
| Why are you gae |
| TLT will be at 50 when rates hit 7%.\n\nGet your puts now. |
| I'm gonna win this year I've been practicing with real money |
| People think drone gonna fly 7000 miles lmao |
| Legitimately the worst dating app. There’s barely anyone even though using it in my city. This how I know the market is fake |
| Fatso’s ass |
| !banbet |
| Shale wells can be brought online pretty quick. At these prices, they’re super profitable. 3-6 months. \nJust got to bet these prices hold. Probably not nearly enough to replace what missing from the market, but it insulates the us a bit. |
| Your 401k is up 35k fellas congrats |
| So I guess Ben Affleck's Argo is basically a tutorial now |
| Dems should hit him up cuz they have no one |
| Did he just say Jake Paul wtf |
| thank you |
| you're fat? lmao |
| My plan is to lose my banbet and then revenge trade the rest of the day! |
| Natural selection |
| fool me once can't get fooled again |
| Strait likely is closed for a while, Iran is like a cornered rat and this is their trump card\n\n\nGlobal economic downturn inbound |
| I've done that in poker once all in pre-loaded aces vs kings 3200 pot. He riveted a king and I lost a phone that night. |
| Believe it or not, calls |
| wheres the drone going to come from? lmaooo |
| Hope my berk calls print tm |
| He’s talking about kumula and sleepy and Hussein. \n\nI can’t believe he was able to bomb Iran, fuck the oil markets, and the world just goes along with him. \n\nWar over. Fuck off. |
| On your next date 5 minutes in say, "I think this date is very complete, pretty much." Leaves a lot of room for the fucking or fighting. |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/BearContra made a bet that SPY would go to 670.0 within **1 day** when it was 677.954 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 1 wins and 13 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| They pay for order flow why do they need to lurk? |
| Man let’s bring back George bush. He’s not in the Epstein files and there’s no way he could be fooled 5 times right??! |
| Dang that’s rough man. wtf positions were you in? |
| https://preview.redd.it/llybwrhwbhog1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5a7c6e6b855810bee80dc9d53e277d2dfe0c842c |
| You sound like you have neither a penis nor a bagina. |
| fatass |
| >> Alternative stock candle colors (beyond traditional red/green) are used to reduce emotional bias, with popular combinations including blue/black, white/black, or custom colors like neon green/magenta to improve, visibility on TradingView. These alternatives can also differentiate between types of momentum, such as using hollow candlesticks for different price action signals. \nAlternative Color Schemes\n\n>> Blue (Up) / Black (Down): Popular for reducing the "red panic" effect.\n\n>> White (Up) / Black (Down): Classic, high-contrast look often used in older charts or for a minimalist style.\n\n>> Hollow vs. Filled: Uses the same color but changes shape to indicate momentum, such as a hollow green for strong upward momentum or a solid red for downward. |
| 9gag is full europoors. They bash the US more over there lol. Haven’t been on that shit app since 2013 |
| We could go as far back as toppling their democracy for oil, propping up a brutal asshole leading to the revolution, and yadda yadda...\n\nBut blowing up schoolgirls is probably freshest in memory. |
| I'm okay having sat this week out in my long positions. Good chance this Friday is right where left Friday left off, or worse. |
| Had the chance to get out green twice and still held to nothing. You belong here. |
| peanut account |
| I really fear for the future. Everyone online seems to hate the US so much that they'll swallow whatever BS one of its enemies claims. Iran is cooked. Their leaders are just fighting to be in charge of the rubble once the US leaves. And they're not going to be rebuilt any time soon after bombing their neighbors. |
| I have the exact same chart for the exact same reason. Two regards are twice the fun i suppose! |
| Sigh had this mfker on my watch list at .19….. F! |
| It’s okay this is only like $25 worth of goods if you imagine it’s the year 2046 and we never fixed our debt crisis |
| I've seen loss porn, but never have I seen this much loss in a single day |
| Law of Evolution lol |
| Breaking: Biden spotted in a rowing boat laying mines in the strait of Hormuz! |
| I would get out of all of those my YN. |
| It's like adding batteries in a EV for more range. It gets much heavier and more is needed to support the weight. Defeats the purpose. |
| I'd be curious on your plan to make 32,000$ tomorrow off 628$. |
| Cash overnight\n\nJust one drone attack in Cali and market go bye bye |
| https://preview.redd.it/wqbwpu0qbhog1.jpeg?width=373&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8e6bb1dc9d6ce3d01f69d5aac4fe88281346d9a5 |
| This stupid ozempic gave me such bad heartburn. Couldn’t sleep all night. Skipped tennis in the morning 😡🥲 |
| If that's a rough day for you I don't wanna know what a terrible day is... |
| I always got time for one of those playing in the background though. |
| Who wouldve thought bumble would be the one to moon |
| Playing this one a *lot* lately |
| I think you just solved the current market |
| its not a loss till you sell |
| Calls on my Prius |
| Got the Fidelity ad smack dab in the middle of these comments hahaha |
| i have a 0P expiring on jan 2050 i hope this helps |
| There should be direct market ramifications for the war not ending “soon” like mango claimed\n\nSimply unacceptable for oil to crab at 88 when it was at 100 before he made his bs claim |
| Burgers ain’t gonna flip themselves son get back to it |
| India you mean. Pakistan are allies with iran |
| Ooorrr start lying and trap them instead. |
| Imagine being so illiterate you think pointing out your own typo is 'being butthurt.' Stay mad at the dictionary, it’s clearly winning. |
| 3/27 $440c, who the fuck is jane? |
| Stocks or 0DTE? |
| I don’t think you’re wrong on NKE & LULU. But you were too early. |
| ooff |
| Oh I'm as certain as a fly |
| thinkin long weekend. |
| That's one option \n\n\nI really feel like smooth brains should just stick to buying shares\n\n\n |
| no casino while you're crying |
| April 1, same as every year. |
| options can be such a cruel thing.. \n\nonce you get a taste.. its so hard to stay away |
| Buck up, lil camper!!! Tomorrow's a new day!. |
| Do it. I need to buy a dip |
| light grey = green, dark grey = red |
| best not to reveal your strike and expiry for Micron on here. The nerds at Jane Street are lurking |
| The enemy of my enemy |
| High contrast mode. And some charts let you change colors |
| app must have glitched -- dropped to 463 for like a couple minutes |
| OHLC |
| well the up and down part helps, but i dont think you understand what being colorblind is either. |
| Ber for Jah |
| Yeah our stock market plays by different rules.\n\nOddly enough, South Korean market TANKED for a good minute.\n\nChina is still allowed to pass the strait to keep their economy going.\n\nRussia all of a sudden now has more customers and is benefitting as well. |
| Oil storage tanks destroyed in Oman. Down we goooooo |
| Port flat this week...blood pressure through the fuckin roof\n\nThanks Obama |
| What on earth did you do? If you full ported into one options strategy then you only have yourself to blame. |
| It was ber day through and through. The technicals were all there. |
| Username checks out |
| They just change the color of the candle..😝 |
| You're lookin at it |
| I play that negative oil play back then luckily got out with a small profit. A lot of funds just up and closed down because of volatility. Always a way to fuck the little guy. After it stabilized they just reopened new funds. Rigged casino |
| SPY 0DTE's is my guess.. |
| Hopefully all goes well soon. Lost like 5k in options so I’m making it all back via stocks\n\nCurrently have a portfolio of path, hims, rdw, and uso. Might get back into rcat and some other ai or metals once the stock market cools down.\n |
| https://preview.redd.it/seflzfadbhog1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=862e48cfb4af74109f6c3858a01a84a91d76cf8a |
| would be funny if instead of fighting back against an undefeatable enemy, Iran just invades pakistan to fuck shit up more |
| Same, bought it along with Nutrien. I should have added IPI as well. Fertilizer prices are still relatively low compared to other minerals. |
| 🙃 |
| Nah man, there has to be 828 different words for every single concept to gatekeep investing from the plebs.\n\n\nBull has a tall neck, chart looks like a bull (going up).\n\n\nBear has a tall butt, chart looks like a bear (going down). |
| Do you always get this butthurt when you're wrong online? |
| "Saks Global, parent of Saks Fifth Avenue and Neiman Marcus, filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy on January 14, 2026, to restructure over 3.4 billion in debt following its 2024 merger. The company is not liquidating but is closing 58 of its 70 Saks OFF 5TH stores to focus on its luxury brand, securing financing to continue operations." |
| Good thing you didn’t go all in. |
| Wait. How the fuck do colourblind people read candles? |
| No sweat. You just need to nail a 50x bagger to get back to break even. You got this. |
| Nothing? |
| Can’t they just fly out some of the oil? |
| 😂 |
| this is basic technical analysis bro |
| Poor mango, Biden forcing himself upon him against his will.. |
| I heard BiBi is sleeping in a Vegas Casino tonight. |
| Got stuck on a business call around 4, so I guess I'm holding overnight MSFT calls.... |
| What war! It wasn't a war! Nothing ending because nothing started silly. |
| 🎵 When I die put my money in THE GRAVE! 🎵 |
| VIX: -10% tmrw |
| My time has arrived!! Time to take a few dollarydoos from youse emus |
| You really want everyone to know how bad you are? |
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| All seven inches bro? 🫢 |
| No crying in the casino |
| So funds are shorting at all time highs while mm’s are working overtime to pin close to highest gamma concentration ( which was below open price) and you’re bullish? |
| "BREAKING: The Department of Energy and EIA expect gasoline prices to remain high in the short term, with forecasts suggesting a decline in average prices only in late 2026 and 2027." |
| Not to worry, it’s rewards season. Click that button there on your screen and maybe you just get your money back? |
| $AAOI still printing |
| wtf just happened to berkshire |
| It's all to grift idiots and anger residents. |
| Yeah that might be a good idea. But I’m afraid the IV crush would kill it tomorrow |
| War is over officially two days ago |
| ty |
| Is that before commissions |
| Did you try throwing your phone against the wall? |
| We have tendies at home |
| In which case they go down? |
| shiiiii I lost 500 and I thought i had a bad day 🙁 |
| I had two of those today ten minutes before I was supposed to leave. |
| Uh oh, Reddit is not gonna like this |
| So did call premium!! |
| HIMS🚀 |
| Wth is his orange tard talking about |
| You sure you’re not looking at PornHub? |
| Paper trading competition wen? |
| Good on you for keeping Robinhood wealthy! 🥳 |
| Like two days ago |
| I said inverse negative oil. At least I know basic math and basic English. |
| I am from the future mayne. It's fucked. |
| Gas prices staying around here until end of year. Unless things get worse |
| Woof please rip. |
| I like the U.S. It gets why too much hate on reddit |
| Only 9 weeks of red candles in a row. Maybe this week is different. |
| From 100k? |
| This type of movement would be short term of SPY call |
| I’m a long term investor so im gonna play dota after work |
| my put premiums officially got crushed today. |
| You think they have a magic wand, tinkerbell? |
| Not my career but thanks! Congrats on being the most regarded person on wsb. Quite the feat |
| https://preview.redd.it/6zsbnuvvahog1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c118b159a5fcbf30ec228e644b2447ed550c1945\n\n |
| You don't tend to see these ones. You hear them. They are supposed to sound like a swarm of bugs |
| Wat |
| I did not hear no a the ring from a bell - Randall marsh |
| Works on his voters, who can't even find the U.S. on a map. |
| they're just partying out there with fireworks they're so happy |
| Imagine not buying WOOF calls on a double miss, plebeians |