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| Wait till this dude figures out what cloud storage providers use to store data... |
| Just saw the hottest dude of my life in the mirror just now |
| You sound like you read “The Intelligent Investor” while someone fucks your girl |
| Spy really going to give back its premarket gains |
| Anyone buying the amd dip? |
| Knowing that I typed in my login and still have 8 hours and 58 min left is fucked |
| Fed meeting minutes out? Silver/gold went up a bit. |
| what did you buy to be down 70%? |
| And this is why WB is in cash - just wait a year or two, no doubt prices will come down and we’ll resume normality |
| Just found a $50 bill on the ground\n\nOn behalf of my newfound wealth, please take a free beer.\n\n🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺 |
| Depends on the stock, but a rising stock = rising call premiums so it’s better than selling them on a red day |
| “I almost had you too.” 🐻 |
| let him cook\n\n |
| I will buy SpaceX. |
| I need war in Iran so I can make $1000 on my calls. |
| War. War never changes. |
| 4 years ago I had a rule to not play with stocks that I didn't understand. Stayed away from tsla, GameStop, and other meme stocks that acted erratically and unconnected to their numbers. \n\n\nBut at this point, that includes everything, including the indexes. The entire market is just a vibes-based memestock now and luck with timing is the new fundamental. |
| PUTS |
| should cut down on the tylenol |
| Idgaf what other people do I just want to make money off of what they’re doing while they’re doing it. |
| hola retardos, whats up? |
| god damn Mikaela is such a beast |
| Imagine buying APLD at $40+ with a -70p/e and learning Jensen pulled his Huang out. |
| Oh okay. Well that makes sense then |
| Bawitdaba is good but he should sing it in English |
| Pre-IPO options when |
| corn very indecisive |
| ‘Only losers lose’ I say as I withdraw the last $300 out of my bank account |
| If nothing change, then why is it dipping like a POS? |
| I’ve been feeling pretty artistic lately |
| That’s how all of this AI stuff works in the first place. Just a never ending string of contracts to infinity. No need to actually DO anything. |
| NOW is too fucking cheap, I’m all in |
| Is it considered stupid to sell covered calls when the stock is rising up again |
| if you are US based, you don't want currency hedged foreign equities.\n\nyou want to benefit from the general consensus that foreign currencies will appreciate vs USD |
| I’m down 100k on snap. Sell and move on or wait until it goes lower? |
| Sounds like venereal disease |
| Imagine not living life a quarter mile at a time |
| There’s always a comment like this that I ignore, and it ends up being right.\n\nLike last time it was someone saying “oh damn that snow blizzard across the country is really gonna be good for generator sales…” \n\nGenerac literally 4X options a month later on their earnings lol |
| Let’s go Corning! |
| When either every stock is red or every stock is green, you know you’re playing a rigged game |
| and its even worse cuz this is on like 1 intentionally selected road in austin |
| WDC are gonna be dumping shares for min. 1 week, no chance |
| Insulting bol should be a bannable offence . I thought this was America |
| Only in the premarket like usual |
| Sand dick must've pulled in some heavy baggies at the very tippy top |
| All GREEN all GOOD bers got reckt again 👌 |
| When you hear " My name is Kiiiiid. KID ROCK!" You know you're about to hear a terrible song. |
| War is the most bullish thing |
| Alright, time to start giving out swirlies to these bers again that have forgotten their place |
| Bers granny shifting, not double-clutching like you should. Never stood a chance. |
| Then back to 676 and repeat til the end times |
| This was a planned sell off. It will more than likely be a temporary dip that will be bought up. Fundamentals haven’t changed. Price targets haven’t changed. Nothing has changed. |
| Bers back to silent downvoting |
| Hilarious how often y’all buy something that’s gone up like 70% in 6 months and then get mad when you get rug pulled. |
| Imagine being butthurt by a fact |
| That’s who it was? I scrolled past bc I thought it was a kid |
| I’m a masochist |
| self driving cars exist so you’ll keep your eyes on the web |
| That's why it's tough to bankrupt a casino, unless you're . . . |
| Today bulls will feel the bear cock deep in their anus |
| Exit liquidityyyyy |
| I spent like 45 minutes typing that up in notepad because I’m retarded.. my iPhone usually auto corrects so when I type with the keyboard I don’t have as good of punctuation. I purposely didn’t use AI and let my bad grammar and punctuation fly because that’s how it used to be.. markets looking trappy |
| hey nice I can open my port today without a burgeoning sense of shame |
| Pumpy AF |
| People might have to go outside! The horror! |
| Crypto is real don’t believe that retard. |
| Yes but this WDC shares selloff might tank it till 450ish, so better to wait for the dip |
| Let's make some money today |
| looks exactly like 5th february dump to 676, next day up premarket into face ripper from 680 to 692. \n\ntoday we will do that aswell. |
| 22 was an amazing buying opportunity. Didn't feel like it at the time. It felt like I was just chucking every paycheck into a hole. |
| yes, because I like Winter people. |
| 3x ETF tracking Robinhood Ventures Fund. |
| MSFT 390-410 is the new NVDA 180-190 |
| Can’t wait for my $2000 doge check to finally come in. Going to use it all on scratch tickets. |
| SNDK back to 635 within 2 weeks. I’d banbet it if i didn’t have one going already, it’s free money once WDC finishes offloading shares |
| I doubt it will pal. This WDC share buyback deal might make it go till 450ish |
| META went from 646 in the overnight market to 636 now. WTF |
| Bers aren’t considered people 😂 |
| Is a swiss franc hedged msci world a good idea or am i regarded? |
| #WERE GETTING READY TO LAUNCH. 🚀 |
| Sand dick 12Xd in 6 months. I wouldn’t touch it for a while. Plus, it’s a dick. So. |
| Hourly reminder that crypto isn’t real and has no value |
| My gender is fluid. I’m a bear on red days. I’m a bull on green days |
| Buying more PINS |
| You probably bought 1 put to hedge your 2 calls nerd |
| I still haven’t figured out how to interpret the fact that a consumer won’t be able to buy RAM for the foreseeable future |
| Can’t believe we’re getting rekt on sideways type of markets |
| Holding MU calls will add more if this dip continues at open |
| Don't play coy. You know it, I know it. It's not like it's illegal, it's just annoying. |
| TACO |
| he AI bull who sold nvidia |
| That's literally all it is. |
| frrrrrrr, spy hitting 700 today |
| Believe it or not NVDA puts |
| It was amazingly fragrant! |
| In 2022 META went from $330 to like $96.\n\nThats your useless information for the day. |
| SPY to 700 while MSFT to 0 is quite possible. Also very legal. |
| 250 million users, there’s literally 0 alternative to gamers and they’re still super light on ads for a screen that’s up on the second monitor of most gamers. it averages 45-60 minutes of screen time per session. the ability to sell gamer data plus adding (shitification) ads everywhere is huge. they currently make about 3.50 per user per year. reddit averages more than that with less screen time. Spotify types are 3x that. Either discord will keep its dignity and avoid ads which will create even more loyalty and revenue options, or they’ll put ads everywhere and gamers don’t have a second option so they’ll stick around\n\ni wish it dropped 4 years ago but i think it still has tons of juice |
| Too late. I would have loved to invest in SpaceX before it 1000x in the past few years. \n\nIt’s already gone up 3-4x over the past 12 months |
| Why? Why would you do that to yourself? You deserve better |
| If this isn’t late stage capitalism, then my 11th grade understanding of dystopias is fundamentally flawed. |
| WSB bought SNDK top when insiders been selling because they knew offering was coming up |
| 40c |
| except for bears, i hope they get -10% |
| self driving cars were never meant to be safer than humans! they're just super cool and fun to use! |
| TSLA calls |
| Strike? |
| Terrible news is bullish for Tesla\n\nLook at its market cap |
| I hope each and every one of you reading this has a +10% day today |
| can we just have a fucking NORMAL GREEN DAY PLEASE!! |
| Morning at night? Retards delight |
| Nonstop barrage of tankers heading to the Middle East. At this point an attack on Iran is imminent, there is zero chance this is for negotiation tactics |
| I missed out why you hating |
| This pump will not hold |
| That's when I started 👀 |
| Shitty ah economy |
| NVDA pumping |
| SSD prices are up dramatically in just the past couple months. HDD prices as well. I bought a 4tb SSD in early December for $360. NOW $450 would be a good deal for a lesser-regarded brand. |
| Ye but seems like they should have known that memory was a bottleneck for AI and would therefore enter into the supercycle it has. It also has no sign of slowing down until late 2026/early 2027 when more supply comes online. |
| I just subjected myself to the second hand embarrassment of watching the RFK Jr x Kid Rock MAHA video. Oh my god bro. Kid Rock has the body of an 11 year old boy who is skinny fat. |
| What part of the chart and tons of people selling the top and the fact every massive company has had a selloff makes you think that? |
| Buying sept calls |
| Bitcoin 0 by open |
| I put it on as background noise because theres no ads and some of the events are genuinly just insane |
| Herman Cain's |
| Enjoy the vibes of the Wendy's dumpster retard, we'll see in in a week who's right. 🤡 |
| Theta gang is that way 👉 |
| Sand dick breaking down again |
| Commodities super cycles always start with precious metals then other mining industries, energy, timber... And beef |
| The Winter Olympics is camp for spoiled rich kids |
| Shorted more SLV at 68.9, what an opportunity. |
| wdym that exactly how you trade. i shake my magic 8 ball and it guides me to Valhalla |
| You discriminatory bastard. How dare you forget the crayon eaters! |
| Holy shit lol |
| well i am because i invested into us stocks lol |
| It genuinely is, this big sale from WDC is nothing more than what they already agreed to sell because they need cash for themselves to grow. People looking at this like it’s something wrong with SNDK when in reality they’re cooking. |
| I would love to fucking see that |
| An upward correction maybe |
| That means you’re due |
| stfu |
| This Ray J circa 2011? |
| Not since they ran out of condoms |
| Im not touching these |
| You telling me you have been looking and crunching numbers all this time?\n\nHA NERRRRRRRD |
| Dump by opening |
| Ber gaping day |
| By extrapolating mileage data from Tesla’s (TSLA) fourth quarter earnings report, electrek estimates the company’s robotaxis have driven ~800K miles by mid-January. With 14 crashes on the books, that translates into 1 crash every 57K miles. By comparison, NHTSA data from 2022 shows human drivers will experience one minor or major crash (excluding fender benders) every 500K miles. By this measure, electrek suggests the Tesla (TSLA) robotaxi is 8 times more likely to crash than a human driver. |
| Robin hood selling people trust me bro IOUs. |
| Just 5% more and I'll be back to the entry on my GLD leaps lol |
| It was sharpie markers, not glue mmmmmk |
| I stop at tripling down! |
| Man I'm not sure if top is in, or this is just a temporary thing 🙁 can someone explain what might happen here please? |
| Sure does, I’m all in |
| You dumb? ASML is up 33% YTD while Mag7 was snoozing. |
| Time to buy SNDK? |
| Say less |
| That’s one soggy biscuit |
| LMAO imagine trading based on fundamentals instead of vibes. |
| Yuh |
| i love reading the takes of glue sniffing high school dropouts |
| are you guys watching the winter olympics ? why or why not |
| aww my puts. 😿 oh well at least they were just hedges for my boatload of calls. |
| I bought amazing $205 calls yesterday ending today! Let's hope it gets to $210 please |
| I have spreads today. Watch it do nothing all day |
| Seems niche, no? Then again I'm a boomer and the few times I've used it I just found it confusing. |
| Wait for a run up, sell at 6% over. |
| Hey gold |
| Meat may be murder, but I'm gettin' slaughtered by the price of it these days, got-dayyum. |
| Ahh man I still believe in you |
| Might actually be a good entry to SNDK, company's growth is rock solid even in comparison to its peers, with the added benefit of a cheaper price |
| I SAID I AM SORRY !!! |
| had to block that guy is he still posting |
| Because holding cash has a zero percent chance of keeping you out of the gutter, at least you have a chance gambling |
| This is one hard ass market to trade in. You might as well flip a coin at this point. |
| 🤌🏻 |
| I only went into open and oh boy |
| He’s going to show up with a black face |
| Stimulant abuse has no negative side effects if you're pure of heart and the amphetamines can tell you approach with love, not many are speaking about this |
| My bro cripky! |
| Love when dudes who work at foot locker post on here that NVDA META and COST are trash... damn, I hadn't thought about it like that, guess I should probably sell |
| $2 |
| Not touchin that thing |
| Prediction:\n\nToday gonna be a nice bleed up\n\nWhich means we bleed down |
| Remindme! 1 week |
| Gotta risk it for the biscuit! Im down 70% |
| see guys this guy gets it !\n\n |
| But don’t measure her! They don’t like that… |
| Eurorich...more like you're a bitch. |
| Can you guys not act surprised when there’s a NVIDIA correction soon? |
| Well at least we know who to blame |
| That you Kanye? |
| Like the biggest scam in history def belongs to dunkin donuts \n\nWhat do you mean 6 tater tots cost 2 usd |
| Where will PANW bottom out? |
| The guy with Amazon calls might be saved |
| eurorich at it once again never doubted! |
| the rocket emojiis do not help your cause retard |
| Guys are we still buying calls on the APLD dip or is that dead too |
| If you really want to play options, here is the trick.\n\nMarket-Makers tend to depreciate options they sold, to rip everyone off.\n\nTherefore, don't buy call; instead, sell puts;\n\ndon't buy puts, instead, sell calls.\n\nNever be the counter-party of Market-Makers, join them! |
| You guys must've not seen this! I think at this moment we just need prayers \nhttps://youtu.be/C1pHv6FP78A |
| Tesla cars are good, but they don't meaningfully differ from competition in open markets. The margins are going to keep eroding.\n\nOptimus isn't even ahead of other humanoids. |
| it would't fit so here you go 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀 |
| Pleasure her!\n\nTreasure her! |
| The chart tells the story. |
| ‘Not taking risks is a risk in itself’- me, down 35% YTD |
| This feels like another theta day. |
| We were, were we? |
| Crush the ayatollas Mangoman |
| accept loss? no, double down. |
| Texas apparently reporting new bird flu strain\n\nCovid stonks back on the menu? |
| Not convinced. The title needs more rocket emoji |
| You just watched it have 2 weeks of red and now you want to sell CCs? |
| 686 is key |
| No but it also doesn't have random 1B market caps that SPY's full of. Look at the QQQ for a more accurate view |
| same lmfaooo, but waking up to see fiverr at 10$ is so nice |
| Sure sure sure..right after this one last Call.. |
| So where's the guy who banbet SNDK +16%? 😂 |
| Nice APLD entry point |
| I stopped reading at the 12th rocket and mashed my thumb to hard into my robinhood login key that I cracked mt phone screen. If thee is one thing I've learned since 2021 its that the more rockets in the title the more guaranteed the profit |
| Yeah. Meth and aderrall. |
| Safe bet. Casino always wins. |
| Thats why you buy puts on every recommendation. |
| Right now 565 levels as soon as market opens will drop below 545 levels |
| I’m really excited about the discord IPO in about a month. I think it has huge potential |
| this time it’s different trust me bro |
| I, for one, welcome our shrek cock overlords |
| The play is obvious today (I’m down big this month) |
| Jensen cut them off |
| Holy shit were gonna tank so fucking hard today |
| I just want to lick my cat |
| Remember SLV. Lmao u poors |
| Today won’t touch red at all. Gonna pump then be flat |
| Effectively isn't HOOD going to be an institutional investor, and you are just investing in their fund? Like any fund the quality would be highly dependent on the management's choices. If it is a closed end fund they have to distribute nearly all of their net investment income/realized gains. I guess what I'm asking is, if pre IPO companies need financing, why would HOOD negotiate terrible terms for themselves as investors? |
| Back? Bullish? 🅱️enis? |
| Get rich and they dont |
| > 3:00 PM\n> The President participates in a Black History Month Reception\n\nLet the comedy commence |
| Fade into the retest. Draw lines. Play the range. Make money. |
| Dutch? Count me out |
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| Have them sewn together into a big quilt. |
| Every reccomendation from this hell-hole I've ever bought has lost me money |
| 2pm ET |
| Can't wait for their bespoke shoe phase where Elon has a legion of slave cobblers and he sleeps amongst them. |
| What are you talking about $685.30 right now and PAMPin |
| First off, Wade Boggs is very much alive. |
| Day 3,316 |
| Remindme! 1 week |
| When are those? |
| We are a blowjob company. |
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| Netflix essentially has a call option on WBD. PSKY has been throwing random numbers and threats out there. Netflix just needs to match the PSKY offer to be considered superior. \n\nI think financials have changed a lot over the past few weeks and months. Paramount stock is trash. CBS is trash. Oracle has been beaten down and credit rating worsened. All ties back to ellisons. |
| For the past year, Wall Street Market-Makers had been relying on options market to generate profit and revenue; due to the liquidity issue. If all of us stop playing options, these Banksters will be ded meat.\n\nStop feeding the Banksters! |
| Metals are orange swan insurance. They’ll fly when 🥭 does something completely fkn regarded, as he is wont to do. |
| It'e better than the usual, obvious AI slop |
| Market dumps and POTUS and GOP get dumped. Tied at the hip. I don't see it happening. Upper K-economy would be as pissed as bottom K-economy. |
| We’re really going watch spy bounce between 680-700 for the next 70 years aren’t we |
| 👋 |
| Why did Karp, the CEO of PLTR say “they occasionally kill people” LMAO 💀💀💀💀 |
| They get an almost 3B breakup fee if the deal falls through. Plus then they won’t have to spend. Doesnt feel bearish either way. |
| I have no idea how the market is going to absorb a $1.5 trillion dollar IPO that should in reality be a $200 billion dollar SPAC. If it was just SpaceX that would be fine. Instead you get the dead weight of X and xAI. I’m not sure even Wall Street can sell this monstrosity. |
| Tesla cheat code:\n\nEV competition and sales collapse? -> nvm we are an energy company \n\nNegligible energy revenue and meaningless solar growth? -> nvm we are producing Dojo semiconductor chips \n\nChip competition and no GPU growth? -> nvm we are an AI company \n\nXAI competition and horrendous scalability and grok retardation? -> nvm we are a Robotaxi business \n\nRobotaxi competition and failure of launching FSD? -> nvm we are a robotics company \n\nOptimus failure and capex destruction? -> nvm we are a space conglomerate \n\nRinse and repeat forever 🤡 |
| Sup |
| I've had 350 Google Shares for about 2 years. Finally selling covered. Seeing GOOGL latest price action, what expiry date in strike would you aim for to gain from these covered calls? |
| # mAx pAiN iS rEaL |
| its funny ppl go on like "r silversqueeze" and ask questions, will silver go up? like what do you think ppl are gonna say man lol |
| Got one on my wrist right now |
| Might be due for a bounce but I think their content sucks. We canceled our subscription recently after being subscribers since the DVD days. |
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| You forgot about inflation. Wendy's specials are now five dollars so that's only 20,000 dicks. |
| Every cent I have is in a literal game of chance and it’s considered good financial literacy |
| No one’s forcing you to sell shares when you ipo, not all IPos have to be for fundraising |
| Close |
| Buy low and sell high. If you are willing to wait it out, it’s a buy |
| Is this how you reset your buying power after a bad trade? |
| Na more a meme. It’s worth 25% what it trades at. Will be at 40 soon |
| broccoli rabe |
| Still trying to figure that out. Calls on LMT I guess |
| 1. Space lasers\n\n2. The country of his birth of course, America. |
| Probably going down |
| After being a bear for the longest time, I am now fully invested in the stock market. The collapse is imminent & I am sorry |
| I can tell by the smell in here that some of you are buying 🌽 |
| The orange man is crazy. Puts going to print |
| Amazon what is you doing baby |
| Bought the top did you? |
| Today is our day! |
| War is B____ |
| haha 🙂 |
| Need to unload my bags of $424 shares |
| Looking at my ytd I should’ve invested in a hysa instead |
| None I'm just not delusional. Wrong market for reddit. Doubt it moves much til after midterms but I have shares so I'd be glad to be wrong. |
| Ain’t no way |
| Fr I'm holding shares from $424 |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/Psychological_Fly109 made a bet that SPY would go to 692.05266 within **1 day** when it was 678.483 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 1 wins and 3 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| How do you guys feel about Netflix this week? That deal with paramount might fall apart and it's down like 40% right now. |
| Just saying - in the past it was taught as the gold standard basically before the internet age |
| I think this is true. \nThey know it's overturnable, but they also know how much of a mess the aftermath will be; who gets the refunds, the companies or the consumer, and even then, how to do it?\n\nAnd even if they do, who actually believes these sore losers will actually enact what SCOTUS would rule upon. POTUS will just write more executive orders calling it an even bigger "national emergency" or some shit.\n\nWe live in a post-Harambe reality. |
| I'd have made more if i'd have just savings account and chill - 2.5% annual gains looks good about now |
| $APLD is looking good after being dumped |
| Hood refuses green |
| I never said it was small. It’s the largest in its market segment on several continents. But it’s private. |
| What's the ticker for the leveraged inverse ETF? |
| # i memba |
| After the dump and subsequent rip to 690, we will test but not hold that level and will probably close around 687.5 |
| To say ber are fuk is a gross understatement |
| Prepare to act surprised as we push 696 again, get there, and crash all the way back down. |
| and right back down to 680. Soon to be 675. Yall rlly fell for the pump and dump |
| Silver and Wade Boggs. What a terrible day. |
| 695 today so I can pay off my credit card please |
| The NYT is highly regarded |
| Thankfully we were an early partner in Amazon and instrumental in their rise. That was a pretty awesome timing. Honestly, a lot of the Cali based companies rose together during that time. \n\nSure, it would be nice for regular investors to get in on some of the obvious winners, but their capital isn’t actually necessary so there’s very little incentive for the market to correct. There is plenty of private capital available. Also, access has to be weighed against the societal costs of bankruptcy and, by default, working class people will have less risk tolerance. \n\nYou’re right that it’s a distortion of the free market and one can debate whether the pros outweigh the cons. I think you could make an impassioned argument either way. \n\nWe also have to remember that even the dumbest person on this thread is actually more financially educated than the average person. Sad, but true. Most people don’t care or pay any attention to things outside their daily lives. |
| How many puts do you have 😭 |
| tesla 420 today |
| I'll probably sell some may 220c for some premium if it does. |
| "investor" - don't underestimate my ability to lose money |
| Every time you see increased bergasms in here you can guarantee uppies |
| Officer this one right here |
| Ok let’s begin |
| I just want to walk my dog |
| Amazon has way more downside than upside. Though their cloud moat could make them a winner when the ai collapse dust cloud eventually settles. |
| Truly awful song |
| SNDK will bounce back |
| Good! I hope you do, i loaded up big time during yesterdays bear trap |
| You mean the 🔥🐴 |
| All good. That code is the secret of life. We are going to live forever. We can totally beat the game in 30 lives |
| You'd be lucky for it to hit 230 by December lol |
| Dang I guess I got fooled |
| i felt so dumb buying them yesterday |
| And shitting apparently on WSB |
| You realize it's $140 right now right.\n50% in 8 weeks? |
| Crop them |
| Either it crashes today after fed minutes or bumps up |
| I think we see 195 right before earnings |
| Remember when we thought SPY would break 700 in October. It mid February now |
| Not me |
| PLTR just completed its HQ move to Miami (Karp now has unlimited access to Miami-grade cocaine) and you really think it’s not going to pump? 🤔🤔🤔 |
| Turn them into throw-pillow covers. |
| I stand by my claim your earnings should be public record then, and the shares in your company sellable on a public forum |
| You sit on a throne of lies |
| Must have been real smelly |
| I envisaged everything red - don't scare me like that |
| Clear rotation from my brokerage into MMs pockets. |
| But our first lives are getting on in years! |
| Counterpoint: I stand to make alot of money if it doesn't |
| NVDA will hit 190-192 and then sell off to 185 by friday. |
| -Ouahahahhahahah\n\n-excellent\n\n-toasty |
| # If you like piña coladas\n# And gettin' caught in the rain |
| Sell silver pleas |
| META gave back all its gains and went red. |
| SpaceX IPO is going to be less fathomable than anything Tesla ever did in the stock market |
| Okay who shit my pants? |
| Sweet I got 30 lives now |
| Ohh, gold went *up* when we had that drop on SPY a half-hour ago? \nSomebody notify JPM and GS; their manipulation algo isn't working correctly! |
| It just says "Fuck Your Puts" 👇🏻\n\n>!I tell lies.!<\n\n |
| But didn’t you know that the Dow Jones was over 50,000? 🫵😳💅 |
| Shidding rn |
| Americans waking up and selling |
| How do you feel about quantum computing stocks right now? Specifically rigetti\n\nCalls or puts? RGTI |
| Its not a small family business if it reaches the forced ipo size.\n\nIf they want to make retirements based on the market - they need to force midcaps public. |
| I am surprised to see all this green in WSB board |
| Nonsense. Public markets promote some perverse incentives for many companies focused solely on quarterly results. There are good reasons why companies remain private even at the multi-billion dollar valuation.\n\nYou should not be forced into the public markets because some firms hype IPOs and rug pull investors. |
| Buls and bers fighting close, but it’s really the year of the dog |
| Wrecking ball |
| I lost 40 pounds now all my cool band t shirts are too big on me |
| I just want to kiss my fish |
| Does he think everyone is going to be reading the paper cause the market is fukd |
| Not true. Yesterday I timed the bottom perfectly and sold at the tippy top for a 420% gain. |
| If RDDT hits $230 by April I get to make my first gain porn post. I’m going to have massive blue balls (and smol pp) until then. |
| I just took a massive dump |
| 9th grade, if you want to be realistic |
| Up up down down left right left right B A select start |
| BREAKING: Bill Ackman's META position is still green in devastating news for META bols |
| Do people still hold some SNDK calls like even 700c for later this year or mostly MU?\n\nI have SNDK 700c and MU 450c both for Jan 2027 and wondering whether to trim SNDK given most hedge funds only invested in MU in Q4 by looking at their 13F filings? |
| Market cannot be red more than 3 days by law written in 1693. If this happens, people who sold their stock will be arrested and put in jail for life without parole.\n\nJust a friendly reminder. |
| I find Berkshires last filing to be symbolic. He’s cutting Amazon, arguably the biggest monopoly that’s probably destroying America and he dumped money into NYT which was for a long time the gold standard of journalism.\n\nAmazon didn’t even run up that hard. - ain’t no way that was the top. |
| Hear me out.\n\n\nDown, then up, then up then up |
| Bears are downvoting everything about a pump td, you guys are fuckin fried lmaoo |
| Green by morning red by night |
| The irony of buying pre ipo shares of a pre ipo fund.\n\nI expect this fund to absolutely facerip before spy collapses 50%. |
| It won’t |
| ICO’s all over again |
| Nothing fun about SNAP |
| Jesus 2nd coming by open\nCalls on WMT |
| Friendly reminder that NIO has outperformed MSFT the last 6 months |
| Being a guy is crazy, once you're in 6th grade, you're competing with Presidents, Billionares and Politicians for girls your age |
| I kust pinched a huge stinky loaf. Streaked out that public restroom bowl. Imagine being next in line lol |
| Even in a green pre-market MU is being gey. I no longer like the stock. |
| Amd please pump to breakeven at this point |
| They aren't going to rule on it Friday, do you even pay attention... |
| A few of my trades are only up because of the FX rate 😂 what is happening to the dollar (I trade in EUR) |
| Bro literally every person that moves has at least 2 garmin devices on |
| Spacex 😎 |
| Touché lol holy shit |
| You can bet on anything on those platforms. |
| Europoors not so poor anymore |
| If this fades it'll be one of the rudest things I've ever seen |
| See everyone believes he made his money through real estate, but the truth is he made bank off of import/export... |
| I think the 20th is the earliest possible date, then there are other opportunities past that date.\n\nNot 100% sure though. |
| Bullish on HOOD. I threw my pre order in. |
| Apple and Amazon IPOed pre 1B valuation , now u have open ai and spacex at trillion dollar valuations that only accredited investors have access too, nobody’s talking mom and pops but at a certain scale companies shouldn’t be private anymore |
| 🤷🏻 |
| gonna fullport SNAP just for fun |
| Well here we are |
| lol |
| Cvna gonna crack circuit breakers today |
| Friday I believe |
| You talking bout the pitiful $0.57 dividend? It dropped like $2 on the ex dividend date. I feel like you are overestimating the significance |
| Then he'll be forced to leave after he starts preaching all of his "woke" ideas. |
| What the fuck, I swear I thought Garmin wasn’t around anymore??? |
| Thankfully, you guys took one for the team and showed the world exactly why we shouldn't. Australia, Canada and UK went pretty far left (and non-populist) in next elections after that. I only hope it holds. |
| Cathartic I’m sure |
| When is the SCOTUS “opinion”? |
| P.U.T.S |
| Who is the second most retarded member of this sub? |
| Exactly my thoughts. This changes the game with the spacex, openai and anthropic ipo. I need to get out of the market before the collapse much sooner than i thought. |
| Red Shrek |
| spx max pain - 6800 spy max pain - 681, we are not holding this boys I'm sorry |
| No good for us europoors with our UK based leveraged etfs which go offline at 11:30am US time |
| Let them learn |
| Ameritards manage to dump everything again right before open 😂😂😂 |
| Elon musk happened to her. |
| I want to hear the birds, feel the sun, green grass while I trade my salary on over leveraged CFDs yes |
| The future is looking bright |
| Don’t let Burry trick you. He is like that dirty Gríma Wormtongue fucking with the real kings 👑 |
| Nothing to lose, only to gain. For Robinhood. |
| Going in the right direction. Just need MU to flip red and my ports safe |
| Wait...is this a real bet on polymarket? Seems like the easiest money ever |
| I like to time my dumps to market dumps. Little game I play. |
| Open by red |
| Congratulations? |
| That's insider trading |
| You’re telling me I can dump my RSUs on retards here? Fuck yes |
| To be honest, feels like calls aren't worth it nowadays. My biggest gains have been in puts. |
| the Feds Diary today will cause a huge dump guys. mark my words |
| I need to take a dump |
| Wendy's was trading at these levels during 2008 financial crisis rip |
| At least you have a lawn! |
| Of course |
| You short every pump and start feeling like you're an excellent trader and then at one point they don't rug the pump and you lose it all. Happens every time. Keep your head on a swivel. |
| Literally might be one of the stupidest "ideas" anyone has had on here |
| Retail getting pre-IPO access is a trap. Insiders dump on retail at the IPO pop. Institutions already have their shares at better prices. Wait for the lockup period to expire then buy if the fundamentals are solid. Dont chase IPO hype. The easy money is already made\n\n \n |
| Like I said, yes it would. We build the most advanced logistics infrastructure on the planet and are the largest player in much of the Western world. Data centers too now. \n\nWhen people talk about nonsense like this, they have no idea how many large privately held businesses still exist on this planet. |
| Market is up because bers left to crash YouTube but now that YouTube is fixed they’re back |
| This is the most WSB post I ever seen. |
| https://preview.redd.it/eqzoi2xy19kg1.jpeg?width=1206&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ce912fd5ed935183a01fcfae20de5461a0ea6410 |
| He’s gonna a surprise appearance in next years All-Star Weekend and dunk on them hoes in the dunk contest |
| Wow, I thought they were gonna pump it all day today. Guess not. |
| 🥱 where’s the fun in buying and supporting your home country |
| Hear me out, Fedex up 30% since pressure put on the admin for releasing the files - Oct 2025~ 1yr low $198 It's now at $375, they just got caught pants down destroying Epstein evidence protecting mango for a shipment sent to what would appear to be Mar a lago...in 2024 during the campaign.\n\ngrab your tinfoil hats and follow me |
| Doe the oil leaks kill you like theta decay? |
| BIM BAM BUM |
| All it takes is a 10k yacht rental and you can buy the judges. Cheap af really |
| This is the dumbest shit I've read here. Congrats. There's a reason that whatever is stored on premnis stored there, and needs to be stored there in the near future, and that's only for local storage.\n\n\nWhat about NAS, SAN, DAS, how do you achieve any of these speeds in the cloud? What about storage that needs specific RAID setups? And in the end of the day where does Amazon purchase their disks from? Thin air?\n\n\nYou are way out of your depth here |
| Going to be? |
| #Shrek is here to lay pipe on bers today. Prepare you anoos dumb ber. |
| If that continues the rest of the world can catch up in maybe 50 fucking years, congratulations. |
| If you do answer yes, that also implies that you believe the end of days is upon us - thus, money becomes very irrelevant very quickly. What a thing to gamble on. KEKWLeave |
| Pisses me off that some people will cheat the system and trade indoors when the majority of us are honest and good people, just trying to make a living trading with their laptop in the front lawn |
| This shit about to dump isn’t it… |
| Well that sold off fast 😂 |
| Cash my way and it’s a deal |
| No it wouldn’t, I would argue over billion dollars would be a good threshold and it’s not nationalizing. It would just require you to file earnings with the ftc , not sell shares |
| One day their going to announce a 24/7 livestream where a guy flips a quarter on camera and viewers and purchase options on head or tails shares. |
| Alabama |
| To get a +0.1% out of this market we had to fight until the end yesterday |
| The whole east wing ballroom thing is going to be such a clusterfuck. |
| Always some new geopolitical event coming between me and financial freedom 😡😡 |
| Just wait until the dollar rips up 100% next year, you'll be able to buy so many of your eurodiddles or bottle caps or whatever physical shitcoin you use |
| I dont know hiw I feel about this. Those feel like really high valuations |
| When can we get a truth “it’s a good day to sell” |
| Your focusing on the wrong stuff, you could of just let it go. But honestly, I could care less. |
| META really lost all of its gains |
| Bers might be worse than Epstein |
| Yes 👍🏼 |
| If you voted "Yes" on Polymarket as to whether Jesus Christ will return before 2027, please answer these questions for me:\n\n1. How is he going to return?\n2. Where (what country) is he going to return to? |
| Looking at the Polymarket tickers, it's pretty funny that the odds imply it is four time more likely that Jesus returns before 2027 than Amazon goes up \~27% in the next two weeks |
| Sure, it won't go on forever, but it is not like if that $500B is gone, then the cash is gone. Those 4 will have another $500B next year and the year after that, and so on. People are comparing this to the tech bubble where there were no earnings power. It was all fairy dust. |
| Keep buying. Kill the Orcs! Edit: NFA |
| Gold still has a ton of room to run imo. We still have 3 full years of instability. |
| Hey guys,\n\n🌽 is failing to store value |
| Ber markets come and go really fast these days |
| Is the bear market in the room with us?? |
| Spy dump on open I’m all in on 0DTE puts |
| I can't wait for the next insanity |
| You all are searching for the answer when it's staring you right in the face. |
| SPY down YTD 🥭pump now |
| I’ll remind you now. BULLISH |
| Where were you during the battle of helms deep? |
| I’m actually 100 percent with this. Gl soldier |
| Bingo |
| They pulled the rug too fast. Now we gotta re pump for the correct timing of the pull |
| 🌽 already down in anticipation |
| Microsoft pls go back to > 400 |
| Most stocks: decrease after dividend paid\n\nCASY: increases every fucking time(recently) |
| War is generally bullish |
| Last time I am averaging Palantir down before I take the L |
| but why? she gets all her info from jesus, why didn't he tell her? |
| I'm looking at SNDK from first principles. Prior performance is irrelevant, because this is essentially a new business they're carving out. \n\nFrom a psychology perspective, I think it's easier if you ignore the run up, divide the price by 10 and multiply the shares outstanding/float/etc by 10. The comparatively large individual share price can mess with the decision making. \n\nFrom that point of view, and only looking at the last two quarters, you've got a sub $60 stock with an implied current EPS of $1.49. That'd give a current rough P/E of ~38. Look at it as if this is a start up that's just gone revenue - that'd be an excellent P/E considering the growth prospects/forward guidance/analyst estimates. Like a start up though, there's a decent element of risk attached. Strong competitors, manufacturing constraints, margins squeeze potential. It also heavily depends on the rate of demand going forward. We've seen the markets shit themselves at hyperscaler Capex - a cooling in that pace is possible in the near future. We're also in a buildout arms race - we might transition to a more cyclical, slower paced demand in the medium term. You've got the risk of technological innovation eroding demand also. But SNDK does have a very strong R&D division. \n\nI think it's undervalued currently, and I think it could easily double within the next 12 months, but it's not without risks. I bought some around $350, but I'll probably go heavier if it dips below $500 again. I think it's a good hold between now and 2027, more uncertain past that. |
| Idk I’m buying now |
| FIG earnings coming out AH... hop on them weeklys today before it moons tonight ya heard |
| Oh damn there we goo!!! Love some pullback |
| Lost at the actual casino means virtual casino is due |
| Beautiful country, morally and ethically bankrupt population. |
| Im gonna be rich today what a gift that fake dip was yesterday! |
| https://preview.redd.it/ilut69ev09kg1.png?width=927&format=png&auto=webp&s=714fa8e31562fc9ff754cb3ed42afc83bd6606bb |
| just like banks do with 0% marginal reserve requirements. |
| Last time with Iran it did pump yes |
| That’s insane. You’re trying to nationalize companies basically. This would force my family business to go public. |
| Buying the PLTR & NVDaa and all that bullish tech shit |
| I’ve been doing really well buying puts near open and selling before 12 eastern. Don’t let the bulls bully you into being scared to be bearsexual. |
| Deadass lost in my last 8 fucking buys which was throughout 2 weeks. If i flipped a coin instead of thinking the odds of me getting fucked in the ass this much is 1/256.🤠 |
| Shit is still ultra fucked but it’s nice to see green. |
| Will just shift to wartime tariffs |
| Does gold stay green if war?? |
| Ataturk mentioned |
| Deutsche Bank doubled down on investment banking when peers didnt iirc |
| Fucking shame, beautiful country |
| Please DJT I need this |
| HOOOOLLLD |
| Bers so horny can’t even wait for open now |
| oooh we have an investor in the casino |
| You guys really thought this was going to wait for open before dumping? Lmao |
| TANK BY OPEN AS USUAL YOU ALL DIDNT LEARN THE LESSON? |
| Supreme Court are bought and paid for they will just delay the decision yet again to avoid the inevitable consequences of the crisis |
| Another bull trap smh just let the market fully correct atp |
| Yup. All he worked for thrown away… Dont get me started. |
| It should be the reverse order to make it make sense \n\nEveryone wants BTC -> BTC $125k \nNo one wants BTC -> BTC $66k\n\nAnd yeah i agree with you |
| You first |
| What do you think |
| No we crash before Christmas 2026 |
| It’ll come to you buddy. |
| Like diarrhea |
| # believe it or not, we’re back |
| 16% increase to hit it this year |
| Everything I say is a lie. Except that. And that. And that. You get the idea. |
| Over/under whether there's a constitutional crisis this weekend when Mango defies the supreme court on tariffs? |
| Not sure why you sell off on an obvious boomer of a Shrek green day |
| vast majority of sellers on it are just using Ai anyway |
| Can you make your trade public so we can inverse it |
| https://preview.redd.it/0ip985jb09kg1.jpeg?width=527&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eb70df5679bc10cad32c15b08a617b239d67a2f9 |
| She stopped making lucky guesses |
| This year? Maybe 2027 |
| Invest in SNAP if you want to be a future SNAP EBT pleb |
| Just buy shares |
| Imagine if today dumps like yesterday just to fck with everyone |
| My IBKR email notifications look like that too.. |
| Ataturk would be ashamed of what turkey has turned into |
| there is always a warm place on his lap for a kid |
| Just put it in your mouth |
| Yet a majority of poors smoke them. \n\n“Child support? Fuck that we’ve got smokes, Netflix and a phone bill to pay first.” - poors |
| Happy Cake day Superman |
| This is gayer than 🏳️🌈🐻 |
| Lost thousands on apple puts and lost thousands on apple calls. This market is doing the opposite OF WHAT I AM BUYING FUCK MY LIFE |
| Fuck off with that red candle |
| Firing rockets in the Strait of Hormuz… sounds cool |
| Fedex caught hiding epstein invoices 👀 |
| Nice to see thanos woke up and immediately snapped the gains away from my port |
| RIP SPY |
| Watch the market don’t even care if BTC crashes now |
| MSFT green, SPY green, GOOGL green?\nYeah no, this shit is getting rugpulled 3 minutes before open. |
| eurostoxx ath everyday, +5% since 5 january\n\n\nspy -1,3% since 5 january 😀 |
| The thought of that monster being around a child is horrifying |
| I want btc back under 12k then maybe I’ll think about thinking of buying it. |
| Very wise young grasshopper |
| LMFAOOO MY FIVERR PUTS BE PRINTING ITS LIKE 10$ RN 😂😂😂 |
| Spy fading to grey |
| Or ask me clarifying questions *first* instead of after generating six paragraphs of something that doesn't answer my question |
| We've been in this range for 5 months.\n\n\nThe day we break the range, it's going to be explosive |
| muh shorts printing |
| Gambling on gambling, let’s go 🎰! |
| No margin they expire tomorrow |
| Deutsche bank wants to get in with the MMs manipulating the markets |
| Why wouldn’t it? |
| Ahhh there it is, right on cue 🥰 |
| Always follow your dreams |
| We know 36/550b of the trade deal. Watch the rest be investments in AI/tech. |
| Fuckin hate the memes where it's like\n\nBitcoin $125k - Everyone wants\n\nBitcoin $66k - No one wants\n\nWell yeah. That's how supply and demand works dumbass 😭 |
| Only question is not if but when? |
| Have you seen the price of cigarettes?? Poors can’t afford them |
| Fucking Ameridumbs waking up and selling what EU worked so hard to pump… |
| She a thicc torta |
| It’s green premarket ? |
| SNAP now trading at the lowest price EVER, buy now to watch your money evaporate into dust 🧑🦼➡️ |
| NVDA doesn't run the market anymore, SPX decoupled it their last earnings if you hadn't noticed |
| Tell that to the Attorneys General dog |
| \*Monkey Paw curls\*\n\n\*"The Dow Jones down 1.5% today as the selloff continues"\* |
| Not even going to hold green till 8am . Jesus |
| Translation: "Deutsche Bank's investment arm has irresponsibly massive bags" |
| Inflation and a weak dollar might get us there on its own |
| When's it my turn to manipulate the market |
| GBP not looking that fresh to the EUR though. Should get SMI. |
| DAX and FTSE flying, let’s get DOW back to 50k |
| Someone save FVRR 😞. AI cannot win |
| Red by open as usual 📉🤡🫵 |
| bought puts at open and already up 40%, this volatility is insane. keep an eye on the 10yr though, that's what's really driving this mess. |
| Y’all had me for a minute with the whole brexit deal. Thought maybe yall were gonna go full retard with us. |
| Touching myself during the day from now on it is |
| RIP silver |
| Goodbye spy my dear friend. |
| Can you imagine if he announced he was resigning to spend time with his grandchildren. Like a normal old person? Lmao |
| Of course. He's great with kids. |
| The straight of Hormuz? never heard of her |
| Stop 😂 |
| I get notifications every day from RH “___ is down 5%” today”, couldn’t tell you the last time I’ve seen “___ is up 5%”. |
| Nflx & chill, no more nflx & drill for now. 🤪 |
| why do you hate money? |
| Depends if you get margin called or not. If you can hold through any pump, you could be good |
| Their, my brother in hooked-on-phonics |
| New year, new me really creates some of the most disgusting specimen 😒 |
| WDYM? I hear about her all the time and get updates to her portfolio through my investment sites. |
| All quiet on premarket front |
| Surely not due to lack of applications? |
| Very low volume, any movement after hours will be instantly swallowed up the second the market opens |
| europoors selling off before amerifats sell it off |
| That's my bad, at least the choking guy got it right! |
| just buy the ftse lmao. we brits crushing it with our boring leader and sensible policies. |
| And you don’t? |
| TQQQ boom 📉🫡 |
| Rebalancing. Chill |
| Clear rotation back into my mom's basement |
| Ffs. It’s points. Not dollars. |
| MSFT, AMZN, please my life is at stake |
| What do they do |
| Deutsche bank still believes SPY will get to 800 this year. |
| I’ll trade you passports |
| Hey bears…prepare your 🫱🕳️🫲 |
| LET IT RIDE |
| Y fade? |
| Market-Makers gonna pump VIX above 20; increase prices for options; then expire them worthlessly.\n\nStop buying 0dte, you regards. |
| Trust bro |
| Europoors did there best |
| We deserve a 1.5% day |
| Did you know that 🥭is an incredible grandfather? |
| They probably need the cash to build up new plants. If they are also at max capacity and not building new plants, then they are going to lose market share quick. |
| Never move to the sticks unless u can afford 100 acres |
| average WSB grammar level |
| warming up there, i see |
| Yeaa baby! |
| As a Europoor the dollar weaking is killing me, down on my holdings, down on the forex |
| Another guy was choking, so I told him that the Dow was over $50,000! He paused his choking, told me that it's now below 50,000, and then resumed his choking. |
| Lmao Bols were getting too cocky, again. |
| ....and it's gone! |
| Just take a cold shower ? |
| I have been waiting literal days for the big green dildo to arrive |
| 40 days? I need my 0dte to win now!! |
| Conclusion? Up or down ? |
| Sounds like it. I think WDC needs the cash for its own plant improvements. |
| Usual MM fuckery to trap more retail traders. |
| Maybe I sell half of them |
| Okay, but how will that affect basic materials and gold that people have rotated into? |
| Meta Quest 3 |
| Why tf does YouTube keep auto playing movies after every video? That's not what I'm here for |
| Why don’t they post on the news when you search the Tesla meme coin that it is 4x less safe then a human |
| At least it'll buy a nice juicy hamburger in 10 years. |
| Red by EOD as usual |
| Something fishy is going on. VIX expires today, Oil is up almost 3%…the Bag7 barely moved up but yet somehow SPY is up half a percent |
| I feel like KLAR is gonna rip upwards 20% after the holiday season. Breaking things into payments is just easier for most families around the holidays. |
| TOL |
| YEAH legalized scams!!! |
| If we follow the 3mo SPY chart trend, today is a calls day but mama didn’t raise no chartbitch. She raised a gay ass bear. |
| Dont be that guy |
| Yeah I'm tired of this red color let's get some green today. |
| Hadn't seen green in a while, was starting to think I was colourblind |
| Yes, I can tell the prompt is “rewrite this but funny for WSB, but make sure it doesn’t sound like AI” |
| Like last week never occurred |
| I’m an idiot. Sell off end of day yesterday made me think we sell off this morning. I have puts that are cooked |
| I have a feeling it will be there in 10 years too 😂 |
| Right after Musky boi announces SpaceX IPO talks? Coincidence? 🤔 |
| Ameritards can’t keep it up |
| Monthly opex max pain of QQQ is 600. My intraday shorts are gonna print. 🐻 |
| Store. Of. Value |
| Fucking right on mate, thought the same but cbf calling it out. You're doing god's work (intentional lower case, you only capitalise the names of real things). |
| AHHHHHHHHHHH |
| Most ipo stocks tank to oblivion already. Now we get pre-ipo buys! |
| We reaced the point where AI bots are writing positive articles to maintain the crazy capex spending spree that sustain them so that they can self preserve |
| Yes |
| DOW is 40 000 euros |
| On my 2nd pack of cigarettes, 4th cup of coffee, 90mg of addy, snus secured, 5th energy drink. Boys I’m ready to TRADE. Now show me that theta burn. \n\nMinus the cigarettes. Those are for poors. |
| The government should just mandate that any company doing over x dollars in revenue must be mandated to go public and file with the ftc. These pre ipo company shares are a breeding ground for scams and abuse |
| Nvda will determine if we see 700. |
| There I was, minding my own business buying PLTR in the high $120s and then this guy has to open his big mouth and the stock pumps. |
| it's always green into red. what about red into green |
| Algo called Billie Joe \n\nAlexa play American Idiot |
| Dear Jesus, can you do that rising from the dead thing for my port too. I’ll even wait 40 days. |
| Just want to give retail an added chance to buy OpenAi stock before the IPO and collapse |
| They dumped OpenAi so they can waste their own money. |
| Spread the losses out evenly amongst each other. |
| You don’t like money? |
| SPY, please stay green to open so I can exit. Then you can rip up and make me cry |
| The risks are very clearly articulated but that won’t stop people from thinking they can trade illiquid private market funds. Either way bullish af for HOOD. |
| It will. I have calls. |
| Should I spend $28,000 on a cold plunge? 🤔 |
| I hate theta gang 😤 |
| Ameritards definitely can’t keep it up |
| You were drunk bro. It wasnt delphi it was delhi, and we really need to get moving asap |
| what if it's a clear day outside? how will they buy any clouds then? |
| I hate how there is soooo much talk before countries go to war these days. If this was the 18xx and 1930s Iran and US would be fighting and not 'talking' . Jeez, even the boomers have become lazy like GenZ. |
| Ded ber evrywer |
| I moved to a town of bunch of inbred hill people for peace and quiet and some shithead started building 50 new residential buildings here |
| We are so back |
| Time to take off that VR headset |
| Can you imagine the shrek dicks if the SC declares tariffs illegal? |
| Noice |
| Theta gang is that you 😂 |
| imagine digging for roots and actually finding money to afford a 'meal' |
| Are we back? |
| Puts at open |
| Ah Microsoft, getting my hopes up. I swear, I will be devastated if it dumps right before/after open 😔 |
| I know it always work for sure |
| We shall continue da pump! |
| Maybe choosing your entry point matters, just saying |
| Dude took profit also retired |
| Thank God I sold all those NVDA calls. \n\nIf I had held them, there's a chance my wife would come home. |
| Soon |
| The opposite of the opposite is not the opposite |
| https://www.barrons.com/articles/palantir-stock-upgrade-buy-ai-1e7fd03b |
| Sell the rumor, buy the news 🗞️ |
| And don’t call me Shirley |
| who’s on the toilet |
| Didn't age well |
| Good news! The headache wasn't an aneurysm after all! |
| Good, I got calls |
| Please stay green🥹 |
| Lmao congrats on the status |
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| I feel like I can tell someone is enhanced by their face. Like they would have a ripped body but the face doesn't match the body since it's not achieved naturally. It's like people with naturally high T have a masculine face like sharper jawline. I think if you go over your genetic possibility it just looks wrong. |
| Corn bros dialing the hotline after seeing the market pump without them |
| Michal burry is trading on bespoke sentiments and focusing on an aura of envy and calls Palantir’s valuation a “failure of reason”. Hey Burry, check out Tesla while you’re busy selling $300 substack subscriptions with 10,000 word essays(which he probably used Claude to write or edit his drafts..) |
| Price was higher like 3 days ago |
| I just saw this cool ass silver bull in Delphi, Greece. I whispered “SPY 800” at it. Your welcome regards |
| I put my entire 401k based off you’re play if it fails I’ll find you at Wendy’s |
| I don't have a position right now, but made a lot on CVNA puts last few weeks. IMO right now it's at a demand zone of unfilled orders, and institutions have been piling on. (Yea, WTF) So I'm just not sure, thinking of COIN...\n\nMaybe today's earnings will be a wakeup call? If it's at all bad, it's gonna fall like a rock, and fall for days, waiting till open today to buy a put is reasonable. |
| WDC is selling the stake at 7% discount to last close. Its likely institutions already knew there would be a discount so they were not buying till now expecting the dip that this will cause. Now that the overhang has eased, they might start buying the dip.\n\n \n |
| 😂 when the early part of the year is typically the worst performing historically. |
| Yep! CRUSHED IT |
| I know their earninfs are next week...but anyone looking to make a play on KEYS earnings 2/23? |
| Negative 12 month performance as well, if you measure in other currencies than dollar. |
| EX-US up +8% meanwhile SPY +0.1% \n\nThe world doesnt need amerifatties |
| Banks can't even maintain their selling pressure on metals during the Chinese new year lmao |
| Stealing copper pipes |
| This is all going far to well in Europoor and I know you Amerifuks will ruin it all by dumping |
| It wasn't that long ago when they didn't want to ipo. |
| Literally can't go tits up |
| YEEEEEEES MORE GAMBLING |
| Publishing your best content before 7am EST is like having best trade ideas before market opens. |
| Berkshire bought NYT and trimmed AAPL. Dude lost his edge. |
| Bear got bullied |
| SP500 negative year to date… what a fucking clown show |
| Somewhere there is a person that is full of anxiety, their hands are always shaking, and they're constantly obsessing over every little macro event that happens. Their port is 50% VT, 50% BNDW. |
| my portfolio: I can go lower. |
| **in** the ground?? Were you digging? |
| In the ground? Why were you digging? |
| Day 9 waiting for GLD to reach $700 |
| Look guys green futes, this means we go up right? |
| Im nibbling Nintendo |
| Ohh what algo decided today was a Green Day. Haven’t seen all green pre market in a while |
| PIs are a huge meme at that price you can just buy an older PC with better everything and not have to deal with an ARM chip. Ofc regards will buy a mac mini for something that doesnt need a mac mini because youtube said so, so I guess buying a PI is the next best stupid idea. |
| Getting above yesterday’s high for a nice liquidity sweep at open. Wouldn’t be surprised if it’s red by eod |
| Continue to short QQQ around 605.8, 🐻 |
| Lmao nice one |
| Yea because once the MU earnings hit later next month, it’ll jump with it |
| Went to the gym this morning nothing but bums one is on the bench watching a TV show. These ppl need to gtfo |
| It's such a shithole. SPY 700 to MMs is like a covid jab to Republicans...... |
| puts on $iran |
| Bag7 needs a few +3% days to rotate back to mag7 |
| The market overreacted to AMD. |
| I had puts and sold them early thinking it would bounce back. I missed out on a lot of money. Sucks to be me right now |
| Literally |
| She reminds me of all the chicks in the office fwiw |
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| Found $10 today in the ground, see you later peasants I m off to McDonald’s |
| algo didn't buy AVGO! 😡 |
| Trump has single handedly strengthened Europe more than any European leader of the last 20 years. |
| Give me some oversold stocks becasue my own research is dog shit |
| But the answers aren't reliable and that makes it worthless for anything serious. Doing your own research still is mandatory. Tried it several times for work and it never lived up to the expectation since I had to spend more time fixing a text that just sounds right but is not precise or correct. So I rather do it myself. It's annoying fixing someone else's shit |
| Engineer in CPG. Like Groundhog Day every day forever |
| We have officially crossed the barrier to a BEAR MARKET if you take into account dollar losing quarter of its value. Somehow the taco still spins it around as markets doing great. DOW is 40k euros. |
| Price target in short-long term? |
| Cucks, this will dump at open |
| I'll take a milk on the rocks microwave it |
| Stop making excuses for the market manipulator in chief |
| This but with socks on |
| I jack off naked |
| How depressed do you think corn bros are looking at the stock market pump without them |
| Lisa Su is that girl you thought liked you, but then you find out she’s a ho and she takes your money and bails |
| How to fuck up half of retail: condition people into thinking puts are the way. Then wreck their ports on the way up. \n\nSame for bolz. |
| Script |
| Of course. We're in a bear market. |
| Zero would be nice. Fuck Fiver., and Upwork and the rest of 'em. |
| Set algo to "buy a little of everything" |
| We attack Iran and SPY hits 700. Money printer go brrr |
| Im up 1.5% overnight, already know its gonna drop 3% when we open. Literally got 0 faith left in this shit |
| No until March |
| What do you think mate - like packed fudge |
| Dump to 683 at open to trap bears then rip to 690. Place your bets accordingly |
| i poop naked.\n\nthis is not a financial advice |
| Actually it looks a lot like Feb 12 where premarket was up 0.50% and then it dropped 2% an hour in |
| You got tinfoil hats for everyone? |
| Puts on your box spring |
| Might just sell these calls at open |
| This one time, I risked 47k to lose 29k |
| Behold! I have renewed hope to be a millionaire today! |
| Nice ride |
| Fomc nvm |
| I think regarded, you should have bought at 600 like me |
| "US stock futures gained on Wednesday in a sign that AI fears are waning, as investors waited for a fresh batch of earnings and for Federal Reserve minutes to give insight into interest-rate cuts."\n\nWednesday hasn't finished yet. WTF are they talking about. |
| how does it taste? |
| The Ellisons have friends in the government who will get them a bailout with taxpayer money |
| Panic sold my apple calls at the top yesterday so you’re probably good for another $15. |
| 20x too high for the memory makers cuz market still views memory as super cyclical. All the other guys - STX, MU, WDC are at around 10-11x so I would guess like 800 ish wouldn’t be a bad guess |
| It did this a couple weeks ago and it ended up great just selling at open. But so many times it dumps way back down in the last 2 hours pre-market. |
| Isn’t CPI this morning? |
| NVDA big green and AMD red. Does this mean AMD calls are the play? |
| Euro Stoxx making ATH after ATH.. shits alreadyx up 5% this year.. meanwhile spy -0,4%. \n\nglad im a europoor investing in SPY, getting fucked double cause of the dollar decline |
| Sounds like you should be dealing with that over there, instead of here |
| Support is at 540 right now. Long term direction is up. |
| Sub-$550 is a decent entry point. |
| Where do you think cloud providers are getting them? |
| Was it a friend of your's? |
| 😴 |
| it's because I bought calls, it'll trade side ways till it expires |
| American Orc Cake |
| What do u do? I love mine |
| Anyone buying this Sandisk dip |
| I hate my job |
| No stock bro, nothing went right today. |
| RDDT why doth you not pumpeth most hardeth on this day of kings? |
| Wut dat is |
| We're in a bear market |
| Now lets squeeze their nuts. |
| You’re regarded |
| Woke up feeling incredibly good today which is rare so I predict I’ll get unimaginably rugged today |
| You mean... keep pulling the thread?... |
| Buy the Sndk dip |
| Had a 3some with 2 fat hoes i need a bigger bed |
| 1 million in shares and you didn't bother to hedge by selling calls or something? \n\nPeople don't deserve their money 🙁 |
| I gotta get back on track with locking in gains. I’ve let like ten trades evaporate from pure greed. |
| Ukrain Russia talks stalled. News came out 10 mins ago. |
| Should I go long SNDK now or am I regarded? |
| It's not scripted, it's just dumb |
| Because you touch yourself at night |
| AskJeeves > Claude. Jeeves was cool, like having your own Alfred. Claude is the snobby French dude that sat next to you in Philosophy 201 back in uni. |
| Bers? |
| I think I've exceeded my personal risk tolerance. |
| puts always win |
| Something is happen. Suerte |
| Would you migrate to North Korea now if given the chance? |
| I am buying more Path. I will thank me later |
| You think so? |
| No, I did not have sexual relationships with this orc cake. |
| Real casino didn’t pan out last night, ill try online today 😀 |
| Ber plays pickleball |
| Did you try to stick your dick in the middle or something |
| Great day |
| It's all just one big distraction |
| MSFT getting the fade started early today |
| Why are hedgehogs always short? |
| Coal slop |
| Some PDF file in r/nba just admitted to keeping illegal content in places other than their hard drive and thought it was some flex. 😂🤣\n\nCan't make this stuff up. |
| Where is earnings chart for this week? No pinned anymore |
| Will stocks ever go up again? |
| Retard at the helm |
| ONDS going 11+ today |
| I hope your picks rise like my orc-face chocolate cake.\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/g6w7tbbzu8kg1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=608eaa0555319c73bb78aaa7753781a581c8365e |
| If spy can just hold this till open, I’m selling my calls right away and I’m sitting out the rest of the week lol |
| All my huge tech watchlist is green, AMD is red. Feels like being back in time. |
| Nvda carrying everyone again |
| Crime |
| Good point - i take it back |
| imagine buying puts at the bottom HAHA |
| big red at open, calling it. |
| Cathie Wood can’t be fixed |
| For the first time in human history Amazon is pumping |
| NVDA to the moon |
| Supreme Court doesn’t need to make a decision, they can keep postponing it until 2028 lmao |
| Hedgies are everywhere today. Be safe out there. Just saw 4 of them getting out of a 2 door Camry at Dunkin’ Donuts |
| SPY is so unhinged lmao |
| Joe Kernan is old, stupid and needs to retire |
| shit looks exactly like the the 5th february drop, red premarket into barely green into face ripper next day. also past 6 months the went down on CPI and recovered to ATH the following week. |
| ADI report out yet? |
| Shorted more QQQ around 605.5, what a deal 🐻 |
| The key bank tower in cleveland lights up different colors at night; yesterday it was red when I pulled into work and I lost money. Today its green lets goooo |
| The casino opens soon. Surely that means they will go up, down, or to the right. you choose. |
| Decision COULD come Friday |
| How are we feeling today MU bros? |
| We're in a bear market. |
| a group of 5 overweight black woman will surely make you rip your hairs out of your head |
| NVDA and the semiconductor run, and not being a part of it, that's what happened to Cathy Wood. |
| Supreme Court decision every other Friday until July |
| Have a feeling we chop till FOMC and than test 697 again today |
| can't wait for the giga dump today |
| ADI report out? |
| Market looks green to open. This has to be the software bottom right? Right? |
| Hire an accountant you bozo |
| Good morning lads |
| No work! All casino all day! |
| Mixed feelings |
| The only plus side is that AI will be equally sh-t at government surveillance |
| Maybe it should be renamed the daily noise thread |
| Supreme Court decision Friday, just in time for Feb expiration, and they say NFL is scripted... |
| Thx fam |
| gm. we go up. |
| Futures actually rippin' and the Euro Markets are a sea of green.\n\nMuSt Be A BuLl MaRkEt 😂😂 |
| Shorted QQQ again around 604.5 and 605; shorted SLV again around 68.4 and 68.6 🐻🐻\n\nWhat a wonderful opportunity to hedge your long! |
| ARKVX seems like an interesting fund tho. Better than the Robinhood private markets one. |
| *babies are going to be so screwed if thier parents don’t start portfolio for them in spy by age 4* |
| I miss the days of real dd |
| never mention the word addiction in certain company |
| Happy cake day? |
| Any big events today that may affect the market? |
| Jerk off B4 market open |
| They always dump, it’s getting old |
| What do you mean? There are ber are fuk discussions going on every day. |
| Going to be a quiet week or na? Selling cc’s on RDDT, SOFI, BROS, buying VRT with the premiums |
| If only I had done that I'd have 20% more money in this Big Beautiful Dow 50k market. |
| Pray for MSFT. |
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| Let's go up today guys |
| Thoughts on Coreweave? |
| Then pedo will be banned from the dictionary. Boomers can retire wealth |
| Dear ameritards, can you please let me know if you’re planning to dump this at open so I can dump it in advance. Regards, your poor brother from europistan |
| I thought the decisions from those meetings were announced right away |
| Not regarded at all, it has better a valuation compared to WDC and STX, only being beaten in cheap valuation sense by Micron |
| 10th |
| Ok. Here we go again. I'm here to lose generational wealth. |
| Posting real dd here doesn't get any feedback |
| Sell in September 2025 and go away, that’s an old saying in wallstreet |
| Hooray green! Am I hallucinating? Red by open though, surely? |
| Vixperation yesterday / today \n\n\n🤷 |
| Let's go boys. Another dollar another day |
| Sometimes I don't get why people ridicule North Korea.\n\nWhen i see videos of NK i see a clean city, orderliness, respect of law, decent public transport (albeit old), no homelessness, and people going about their daily lives in a peaceful manner.\n\nSo what if we need to hail Kim. You have to hail the kings/presidents in many countries as well. |
| I can't believe he [redacted by Palantir] |
| He works for Deloitte. He posted a bunch of stuff about it. |
| Jean CLAUDE Van Damme |
| Yeah what the fuck is that even supposed to mean, why would last months minutes matter now |
| I can't wait to risk my 37k to make 78.55 |
| When was the last time you actually saw actual discussion in the Daily Discussion? |
| Banbet the gey |
| # ARE WE RICH YET? |
| Hell yeah! |
| "dipped" is generous... Bunch of idiots out there starting with OP |
| Why is nobody saying it straight? We're in the beginning stages of a huge bear market. |
| Do you guys brush your teeth on Wednesday’s also or only on mondays? |
| FUTES ARE RIPPING |
| GOOG green in PM, a sign of the apocalypse! |
| The Lord has spoken |
| Claude is a weak name compared to skynet |
| Where else could it go? Taco is the presiden-t. |
| The more puts you buy, the higher it will go |
| Red at open green at close the usual |
| Meta going red? |
| Friday after closeout, when my puts will expire |
| I alreadt don't get why anyone would spend on onlyfans. So I really dont get why anyone would pay somebody else to waste their money. How is anyone making money doing that? |
| Ya I’m thinking there might be a shenanigan or two but in the grand scheme of things today will be primarily viewed as a big shrek day |
| This market sucks ass |
| $TLN powering AI and data center boom. \n\nTLN won’t stop |
| I mean it’s a stock that swelled to $3000 a share a few years ago before a massive stock split. Give it 5 more years the stock will be well over $1000 a share. Probably back to $3000 by 2035. This is what big leaguer stocks do is swell to massive numbers then stock split. Even shitty NFLX was $1200 last fall before a massive stock split. All these stocks like GOOG tessler Amazon nvda amd meta msft etc will all grow and swell past $1000 again. The market only goes up if you look at a large enough timeline |
| What are these taxes you speak of? |
| Am I a regard for going long on SNDK now? \n\n>A *20x forward P/E* multiple to those earnings. If SanDisk hits that $70+ earnings mark and the market values it at 20x, the price would be $1,401 |
| That’s what happens when your at a net loss for the year :sad Pepe: |