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| USA is dying. Canada just purchased fighter jets from Sweden, not Lockheed Martin.\nNo one wants American booze or wine.\nFarmers can’t sell their products.\nOur allies don’t trust us.\n\nWhen American CEO’s start losing sales and profits, maybe they will stop kissing Trumps ass and refocus on business. |
| As for me and my house, we will >!buy 0dte options mid-morning.!< |
| I bought a 3080 for 1000 usd, im done with pc gaming. fuck this. |
| Tcnnf....gtibf |
| Hedge funds and banks used to put your money into the weirdest shit. You really had to to be insistent that all should go into s&p500. Particularly devestating in europe where 'just buy s&p500' was a niche concept. At least now it's the default. |
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| I bought a 64GB kit for £176 back in May and now it's selling for £600. I wish I'd stockpiled some. |
| Can 🥭 nominate himself fed chair? Just preparing myself emotionally |
| Good decision loading more $AVGO last Friday? \nWho is with me? |
| Powerball jackpot is $1.1 Billion\n\nProbability wise, your 0dtes have better chance of making you money than winning that jackpot |
| Yep 😎 |
| Yeah that’s the plan. I never hold inverse ETFs longer than close to open. If I really feel strongly I allow myself to re-enter at market close again |
| Where do I sign up for my government fupa reduction procedure? |
| 🌽 dying a slow death today, yikes |
| Don’t threaten ME with a good time |
| 99% percent of people here are in absurdly otm calls in companies that are obvious scams |
| Being honest, is the USA doing as bad as the news and Reddit say? |
| Why'd all my risky overvalued pre-revenue stocks go down on Friday this is bullshit |
| Bigly red since I have calls |
| He'll be auctioning off quarters to the first 10,000 Patriots that make a $50000 donation to the 🥭 fund |
| I borrowed money from family savings to go full port SQQQ Friday at close because vibes were off |
| I would exit at open |
| Not only will we get the EO people will be able to use Medicare for CBD. Also the Supreme Court could accept theCanna Provisions Inc. v. Bondi base. If both happen, I expect a 100%+ day |
| Dear god how much it would flood the market with gpus and ram... |
| What do bonds have to do with index funds |
| Yes, OpenAI bought 40% and they are like one of a dozen companies planning to vastly expand their datacenters business. Even as of a few years ago datacenters were 50% of global memory demand. |
| Not me, I went full port SQQQ at Friday close on a hunch |
| So when are you entering the position? |
| Daily reminder to ignore all other daily reminders |
| Marrying anyone is a terrible idea and the evidence is overwhelming. |
| What’s a wife smell like? |
| So can we call ourselves 1%ers? Trading badasses |
| **Week of 12/19 Market News and Data**\n\n**Hello WSB members, this week is a hot week regarding news and data we have CPI data on Thursday. Some few companies are reporting this week. All eyes on $MU and $FDX**\n\n**Tuesday 12/16:**\n- Average Hourly Earnings (MoM) (Nov)\n- Nonfarm Payrolls (Nov)\n- Unemployment Rate (Nov)\n- Retail Sales (MoM) (Oct) \n- Core Retail Sales (MoM) (Oct)\n- S&P Global Services PMI (Dec) \n- S&P Global Manufacturing (Dec)\n\n\n**Wednesday 12/17:**\n- Crude Oil Inventories\n\n**Thursday 12/18:**\n- CPI (MoM) & (YoY) (Nov)\n- Core CPI (MoM) & (YoY) (Nov)\n- Philadelphia Fed Manufacturing Index (Dec)\n- Initial Jobless Claims\n\n**Friday 12/19:**\n- Core PCE Price Index (YoY) & (MoM) (Oct) \n- Existing Home Sales (Nov)\n\n**Have a great week everyone** |
| Gross |
| Ehh I wouldn’t worry until all recent data will be released this week. Everyone “cash” gang until then . |
| so 2038, 13 years into the future then ? I'm glad we have fortune teller like you |
| More ASTS every week |
| Bruh I bought a 4090 gaming pc with 128GB of DDR5 back in December of 2023, and now the fucking ram alone is worth half of what I paid for the rig. Never had a fucking gaming pc appreciate in value over a couple of years |
| Angie Faith 😏 |
| He look it’s Hans Kim. |
| #It was more like 75 years 🤌 |
| Lots of good stuff about china, but your definitely getting propaganda |
| Um, poopy pants is pooping the party here in NA |
| They don’t charge you less |
| War with California |
| It is getting reclassified schedule 3. Which means it will be on the same level as ketamine, codine, and anabolic steroids. |
| We’re fucked tomorrow aren’t we |
| 🤢 |
| 🥭 to make an announcement 10pm what’s he saying and are we dumping |
| the post that is.. |
| What about left |
| I will be messaging you in 1 month on [**2026-01-21 22:23:18 UTC**](http://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=2026-01-21%2022:23:18%20UTC%20To%20Local%20Time) to remind you of [**this link**](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1pmos94/what_are_your_moves_tomorrow_december_15_2025/nu20s0t/?context=3)\n\n[**CLICK THIS LINK**](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=RemindMeBot&subject=Reminder&message=%5Bhttps%3A%2F%2Fwww.reddit.com%2Fr%2Fwallstreetbets%2Fcomments%2F1pmos94%2Fwhat_are_your_moves_tomorrow_december_15_2025%2Fnu20s0t%2F%5D%0A%0ARemindMe%21%202026-01-21%2022%3A23%3A18%20UTC) to send a PM to also be reminded and to reduce spam.\n\n^(Parent commenter can ) [^(delete this message to hide from others.)](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=RemindMeBot&subject=Delete%20Comment&message=Delete%21%201pmos94)\n\n*****\n\n|[^(Info)](https://www.reddit.com/r/RemindMeBot/comments/e1bko7/remindmebot_info_v21/)|[^(Custom)](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=RemindMeBot&subject=Reminder&message=%5BLink%20or%20message%20inside%20square%20brackets%5D%0A%0ARemindMe%21%20Time%20period%20here)|[^(Your Reminders)](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=RemindMeBot&subject=List%20Of%20Reminders&message=MyReminders%21)|[^(Feedback)](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=Watchful1&subject=RemindMeBot%20Feedback)|\n|-|-|-|-| |
| Is it good bad or mixed for japanese banking stocks? Chatgpt says mostly good. |
| For everyone who's invested in DDR5 memory, there's someone who invested in ornamental gourd futures. |
| They’re in it for the money |
| Both started in October... |
| On the other hand, how are they still selling i225-v network cards. Only network card I know of that can reliably crash under certain workloads (like, within seconds) and it still gets shipped with everything. It has caused me so much pain. |
| Back to the future. |
| no |
| my NFLX 110$ 03/26 stop loss triggered |
| So I lost a ton of money on Friday. Let’s not do that again ey market? |
| !remindme 38 days |
| Some random software vendor's weekly mail with the subject *"why bitcoin can't ever go below 100k anymore"* arrived the day before it crashed.\n\n\nI am waiting for more inversible tips from them. |
| Hope we get another April dump so I can load up |
| Thank you Zuck for making software that can tell I’m going through it and showing me videos telling me it’ll get better. \n\nCalls it is. |
| #daily reminder that the 2008 bank collapse took 30 years to recover |
| My port needs blood green Futes |
| Gamestore $10,900 |
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| 8 years left |
| Truthfully you don’t have to be a savant. Just obsess over one particular thing and eventually you just know what will happen. |
| Trading my Costco gold for RAM |
| Fuck you. You broken piece of shit. |
| Just got back from Bondi beach with my dad. Little bondi -ng time. Heh. How's my port doing? |
| Ripcoin |
| Did you hear that Baby Gronk rizzed her up |
| Rappi. Idk what u mean by public. You get the promo when you sign up for their premium membership which is still pretty cheap idk how much |
| You are getting propaganded |
| Bulk Pricing? |
| Greener grass something something other side |
| !banbet |
| Yes. If I take care of my car my mechanic fees will be lower next time I get an inspection. |
| Ya they want to milk the hedge funds and retail |
| followed by the greatest bull run in human history |
| I can be a Wall Street analyst too guys watch the market may or may go up or down 🤌\n\nPrice targets \nNvda 190\n\nAvgo 410\n\nMeta 680\n\nAapl 270\n\nMicrosoft 520\n\nCarvana $3.99 |
| Boomer humor at all time high |
| Me too. I'm also gonna shit your pants |
| I hope you touch a Wendy’s dumpster 😐 |
| Lol, fake award. It was a participation trophy |
| My right hand will move forward and backwards. |
| Fucking corn bleeding. Futes will be red |
| Hey i bought some of that on Friday, we’ll be going to zero in the short term |
| We wished for santa but got grinchen this christmas. |
| Long the yen |
| #2008- bank financial collapse\n#2026 AI bubble collapse |
| Damn, that was a simpler time. |
| wish I had like 10,000 shares |
| Yeah, morpar or no car! |
| OPEN THE CASINO |
| Core scientific and Applied digital will both deliver HDC capabilities by end of year, it will show up in their earnings in January \n\nWe’ll see if data centers are in a bubble bears, please come take the other side of my trade it’ll be so funny |
| This 95% failure rate isn’t from 3 years ago. It’s from around 4 months ago. |
| emergency joint presser from JPow and Donny T tonight at 1130pm to announce that $IREN is actually a good stock and everyone should stop selling it |
| hopefully karoline leavitt's 60 year old husband motorboats them big tetas daily |
| My annoying ass cousin doesn’t know shit about football but supports Chiefs because of Taylor. Lmao, I can’t wait to see her 😂😂😂 |
| Should Fat people pay higher health insurance premiums than someone skinny🤔 |
| She's a 8.5 but shes the consumer price index. |
| Well corn is dying, maybe it’ll bring down Tesla with it? Who am I kidding though? New highs in the first 10 minutes of open Monday confirmed |
| She thinks ur cute too you should go stalk her |
| The “Ai BuBbLe” is cancelled. Moon tomorrow.\n\nThanks for your attention to this matter 🥴 |
| not enough pixels |
| I appreciated this comic\n\nGod I’m getting old |
| Theyre doing what everyone else is doing, going to IPO and hoping to sell enough hyper priced stock to pay this shit.\n\nIf share prices settle below estimates, they'll make it through 1 round of compensation packages and then say "oops! we're insolvent" |
| solid 8.7 |
| Each morning I wake up, and news articles are saying the USA is dying while China is better than ever.\n\nAm I wrong for starting to believe it, or am I getting propaganda |
| Yen carry trade |
| Spare capacity doesn't really exist. There are 3 makers, the machines always run 24/7 because it's the most capital intensive industry on earth and it doesn't make sense not to.\n\nWhoever holds back will lose market share in 5 years when the others have expanded.\n\nGive the engineers enough time and demand will have increased, probably by a lot. |
| sir this is a casino. |
| just put the fries in the barolo bro |
| I have friends that fulfilled their JAV fantasies by marrying a Japanese wife but they all end up horribly. Why? |
| Classic lib hoping for people to lose money. No point in your parent comment. Touch grass. |
| I will do anything for love\n\nI will do anything for love\n\nBut I won't buy puts 🐻 |
| i c a n n f i x h e r |
| Bears r extinct , let’s go bulls! Fuck the haters gang gang |
| sometimes when im positing a comment here i wonder if some of you are also intelligent people with a great job life partner and friends and doing sports and going on hikes and throwing dinner parties and enjoying a good glass of barolo but still post absolutely fucking retarded shit here because idk why |
| Livvy Dunne is so fucking hot. |
| Even if you told me actively trading would yield me +1% more a year it still wouldn't be worth it due to the stress. |
| #RIVERS NO, NOT LIKE THIS GRANDPA. |
| I spent a few years trading just shares, ended up like 50%, and still went back to just being a boomer 100% ETFs. It’s so much less stress. Doesn’t stop me from trolling in here tho 🫵🤡🤌 |
| To an extend yes but 'fund always goes up' just doesn't always work. Any weird custom 2010s fund will still have a big chunk of bonds. |
| January 21 2026 by a lot |
| Thank you for this insight! |
| # No, Santa Powell riding the orbital datacenter will also not save you from your bags.\n\n# ╮ (. ❛ ᴗ ❛.) ╭ |
| Any idea what this 🥭 announcement is supposed to be? His announcements have always been nothing burgers. Minus liberation day |
| Again with this copy paste. Just banbet the shit and stfu. Literally nobody cares |
| 99.9% |
| She’s a 10 and she’s karoline leavitt |
| Ngl.. kinda worried about my NVDA calls seeing how 🌽 is getting fked |
| #dame bro gets an award for peace actions from FIFA then turns around and bombs VENEZUELA LMAOOO |
| She’s a 10 and she’s karoline leavitt |
| dog i didnt know bit coin was gonna go to zero, wtf! |
| I built my computer like a few months ago. God am I glad I took that bullet for the slightly higher GPU price. |
| wrong. it should be 99% |
| amber lamps |
| Ew no thank you |
| Eh, rescheduling would allow mari farmers to get loans from a broader reach, depends if shfs can get them better rates than banks or other institutions. At the end, this just means more competition for shfs. |
| It's true. I'm investing in this small caps cousin who is currently studying abroad |
| Are scalpers already buying sticks? |
| FLAFINKY !!!!!!!!!!! |
| Unless you can answer on what day and by how much this claim is as unimportant as my morning dump |
| Let’s be honest.\n\n90% of retail investors should just buy index funds, contribute consistently, delete the app, and forget about it for decades. |
| lol |
| # No, a datacenter orbiting Earth will not save you from your bags.\n\n# ╮ (. ❛ ᴗ ❛.) ╭ |
| Haha lol !!! Sending this to grandpa |
| I do not believe we’re in a bubble. I’m learning about the technology and it can be so much more than what’s public, even at current valuations. |
| Japan wimmen PM set back wimmen’s rights by 20 years. |
| Are we confident in the market for this week? |
| She's a 10 but watches Outlander |
| QQQ during the day maybe, but futures and crypto are still closely related.\n\nBut lately it's been crypto following futures instead of futures following crypto so who knows. |
| USD opening up against all majors except the GBP |
| Materion (MTRN) for 2026. World needs beryllium in a bad way. You want this one. |
| Genuinely so sick and tired of them |
| The Japanese constitution was written by the US, so yah.... |
| Some of you regards keep on staring at the \ncharts and lose track of the macro. Then you wonder why you blew up your accounts |
| Pajama traders are not serious people |
| Just gotta take the scrape and move on lol. MSTR calls Friday at close and then puts all week have been juicing me up for months. |
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| There’s been rumors of Samsung shutting down their ssd production. |
| Eh, btc upwards trend is still there.\n\nJust fullport into weed and space stonks to still grab some of the hype. |
| why is it always muslims |
| Yes they're subservient cucks to big American cock |
| 1985 plaza accord |
| I genuinely think this AI bubble is going to cause a serious economic crisis. |
| But where's the fun in that? |
| Good luck dude, hope you have diamond hands cause it might get rough. |
| When will OpenAI makes available to the public their financials? Private company, yes, but 1 trillion in commitments. |
| Sorry dude, not gonna revel in your misfortune, I hope you get out ok. |
| Footlongs were a bad choice |
| anytime I take money away from bankers, it gives me great joy. |
| Just checked your post history\n\nHow many puts you holding? |
| its only fast ram that matters |
| No kidding, I took my account from 2k to 10k last week like an idiot. |
| 100% pump by space companies. Makes literally no sense. Just trying to stay relevant in the AI hype. |
| Where's this from? |
| 😂 |
| Don't forget 2 kids at Brown 🙁 |
| It’s what a regard is supposed to do, isn’t it ? |
| Hal 9000 |
| There is so much maintenance involved they think u just turn it on and let it work for 20 years |
| No |
| It's supposed to be an insurance policy against a long position. But you can use it to leverage yourself (bet on 100s of stock even though you work at McD's) and that's what people are doing here. You need to know what price a stock will hit when. If you hit it, you get a huge x100 return; if you don't you get $0. The more regarded you go (3 months til expiration vs 0 days til expiration), the bigger returns you could get. |
| Man this place is stupid |
| Just got in |
| im tired of volatile stocks like the SP500 so ive sold my port and moved to more stable and proven assets like PLTR and a small cap you wouldn’t know her she lives in a different city |
| Is Japan really just a vassal country for the US? |
| Got some MSTR calls at close Friday. FUCK |
| Decisions decisions... |
| The Ukraine war is a playground for testing AI and military tech, except the sandbox is real, the bugs are lethal, and the user feedback is human lives. |
On Friday, a [report](https://archive.is/o/3ox1N/https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2025-12-12/some-oracle-data-centers-for-openai-delayed-to-2028-from-2027) that some data center projects it’s developing for OpenAI have been delayed sent Oracle’s shares down further and [weighed on](https://archive.is/o/3ox1N/https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2025-12-12/ai-stocks-get-pummeled-as-oracle-delay-adds-to-broadcom-concerns) other stocks exposed to AI infrastructure. Meanwhile, a gauge of Oracle’s credit risk hit the [highest level](https://archive.is/o/3ox1N/https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2025-12-10/oracle-credit-risk-gauge-deteriorates-after-earnings-report) since 2009.\n\n“The credit people are smarter than the equity people, or at least they’re worried about the right thing — getting their money back,” said Kim Forrest, chief investment officer at Bokeh Capital Partners.\n\n Bloomberg - Are you a robot? www.bloomberg.com |
| Went in on CGC on Friday..yes yes it's trash..fully expect to sell the news on Monday |
| Oh look. 🌽 sell of on Sunday. Never seen this. Must mean the market is going to crash… 🤡 |
| In here? |
| its when you marry your lil knob! |
| We've been in depression here in the rust belt for quite some time. I don't know how people keep going to work like everything is normal. K shape is fine but some of this stuff is Special K |
| Chiefs out of the playoffs..nature is healing |
| Data centers in space? Man, people are dumb. |
| Gambling withdrawal is hard to deal with. You can only beat the meat so many times |
| Whatever you do, don't forget it's on still. |
| can you explain why this is problematic, for another fool |
| Santa was never real |
| I think it's more likely these people are just lucky and survivorship bias is why you hear about them. For every one of these who are right, many more are wrong. |
| Prayers to the survivors and families of the the horrific and unforgivable attack on the Jewish community in Bondi Beach🙏🙏🙏 |
| So was the walker and the T bag photo faux work? |
| Overall the entire sector experienced an absolute blood bath since 2021 so might still be a fine buy |
| Bitcoin and QQQ have completely decoupled. |
| Worth the whole $1.50. |
| Sir, please stop putting a man down as is. That’s why I said to legalize already. |
| less than an hour until my life has meaning again 🙌 |
| If tech gets beaten down this week then money gets rotated into LLY |
| Sda tranche awards to rklb this week |
| i delete ALL comments for privacy reasons with a chrome add on once in a while.\n\ni dont change my opinions\n\nI trade for a living since 2017 :)\n\n \nso if you're suggesting that i delete comments when i'm wrong or something then fk off clown 😀 |
| If we’re 24 hours ahead of Australia, can’t we just warn them about the shooting now? |
| Puts on chiefs next year also |
| It’s let’s you play music from your 👁️ |
| I hope you lose your money 😐 |
| AVGO?? META??? |
| He’s buying the dip, He’s buying it twice,\nHe’ll buy a shit stock no matter the price,\nDegenerate autist is coming to town! |
| It's like a ring pop |
| I had a bunch sold out will get back in |
| True true, the bad ones are not funny |
| no more swifties at NFL, put on them |
| Sound of a cork or whatever the hell his name is must be one of the most blocked people on reddit |
| What does a cock ring do exactly? |
| There’s some good retards and bad retards. Gotta block the bad ones bruh 😎 |
| Where else would it go??? |
| No move is the move. Deleverage and more cash position. Waiting patiently till I can employ rule number 2 if we slip |
| Didn’t they just announce a rate hike? |
| Yeah getting out of questionable assets like 🌽 and buying quality pedigreed companies like ORCL and PLTR is the move. |
| Thats 100% of reddit |
| A fellow man of culture |
| You truly gotta block some retards cuh 😎 |
| Legend has it that since he only comes once a year, that’s why his bags are so big |
| Thanks friend |
| Japan should just stick to making JAV instead of trying to messing with economy stuff. |
| MSTR puts easy |
| i think the argument isn't that nvidia isn't the leader, but that a temproary bump in the long road to AGI, like if hyperscalers stop spending 50-100bn each a year, and NVDA sales drop by half or if margins go down by 20%, then the stock can come down by 30-50%. given how much spending has already occurred, and how fully automated AI agents haven't really come to fruition...there's just a lot of headwinds for future continue 50% revenue growth |
| NUTZZZ$ |
| Is that his short term treasury position? |
| Fuck this rigged Cult Conman market, sit in 70% cash and the rest in high yield treasury or corp bond ETFs |
| Yeah. Im selling off a bunch of my unsed ram on ebay right now |
| **Ban Bet Created:** **/u/Embarrassed-Bad-8232** bet **ORCL** goes from **188.14** to **177.0** before **19-Dec-2025 04:57 PM EST**\n\nTheir record is 0 wins and 0 losses.\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| !banbet ORCL 177 5D |
| "Hold your puts, breh."\n\n-Jesus |
| They were all making their own chips 3 years ago also LOL. guess what. those chips just support the nvidia chips. everyone is still buying and renting out nvidia chips. you don't realiz Nvidia is about 7 years past everyone else in this tech easily. I remember working on a new construction about 5 years ago that involved a multi grid transfer so they could keep their nvidia cards running for algo trading. |
| Hell no |
| I hope you lose your food stamps |
| Little buddy it’s clear as day in the world not going back and fourth with you. Keep living in your own lies retard. Stop trying to confuse others the way you are. Y’all are a parasite seriously. |
| my dumahh loaded on AVGO calls too, thinking their new rumored contracts with apple and microsoft will moon them 😭 |
| Ibkr looks like a giant mess to anyone not already highly experienced. |
| Tomorrow I’m going to sell everything, wait for the market to come to the top and rebuy |
| Feels like a green AF day tomorrow |
| Their economy will be fine |
| I hope you go bankrupt for making the mistake 😐 |
| This dump on 💩 🌽 looks different. Like it's actual, normal human beings bailing out instead of computers trading between themselves. |
| Always was |
| Ok lil bro. Where did you find these facts? Did you conduct the survey LMAO 🤌 |
| Cash is trash, CREDIT is king |
| So chat what do we think. Recovery week or crash incoming so bad that spy hits lower than April? |
| $ROPE by open |
| Can’t wait for you to delete this in 3 days like you do to your other comments. |
| Do they wanna nuke the economy? |
| Robinhood followed Apple’s model of success. Create a sexy UI and the people will love it |
| Btc down 2% / 3 = QQQ futures = -0.7% calculated... I feel like it should be /2 |
| I kept hearing that ram prices have been absurd for the past couple of months, but actually seeing it is just mind boggling. Wtf is going on? |
| Lol GUH |
| Japan PM is on a girl boss power trip 🙄🙄🙄🙄 |
| Richtech robotics |
| I’m just kidding. Corsair is an ass company financially. But, I do like their products a lot |
| From your own article,\n\n“BOJ will explain that decisions on future rate hikes will be made looking at how past rate increases affect…”\n\nSo no there’s no rate hikes coming that’s guaranteed so no price in needed |
| Feels like a red day tomorrow |
| Go burn some Tesla’s you purple haired regard |
| No one’s mad just stating facts |
| Real girlfriend way better. There is no substitute for their natural pheromones and grippy box. Plus if you treat her really well she will gift you spawn. If you mistreat her she will ruin your life and take half your shit. It’s all worth it tho |
| Than or then |
| $DEEZ |
| Oh are people selling them behind Wendy’s dumpsters now? |
| 60% of Nvidia buyers are big tech. \n\nThey're all making their own chips. \n\nPuts on Nvidia. |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/ContentBlackberry0 made a bet that IBIT would go to 65.0 within **4 weeks** when it was 53.85 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 1 wins and 1 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| Please baby Jesus, I need an up day tomorrow to offload these short puts. Big fan. |
| Costco keeps shoving there hot dog in my ass! |
| Show us your 50% gains then bro |
| Bless you xoxo |
| ive had the same experience as you , thats why i quit |
| As soon as the white monster and zynn hit my bloodstream I shit a brick |
| I don’t have any NVDA and put it all on ONDS, good luck bud! |
| Honestly mad respect\n Real balls to hold bonds while the printer is on. |
| The December hike is riced in, but not the multiple hikes that will likely follow\n\nhttps://www.reuters.com/world/asia-pacific/boj-pledge-more-rate-hikes-next-weeks-policy-meeting-sources-say-2025-12-12/ |
| Depends how much bending over your doing |
| every shitcoins chart i look at it's looking like free money for shorts\n\nbear flags everywhere\n\nnuke it all |
| 🥭 needs to grab Japan PM by the bussy and tell her to cut rates. |
| Corn (Nebraska) in trouble on ABC |
| If you know anything prediction markets, it’s that the odds never go to 99% or higher, because some degens always bet on the 100x ROI\n\nSo 97-98 is basically guaranteed |
| Friendly reminder that 🥭 hates America 😎 |
| once a week |
| No one is stopping you from lying if you think that’s all it takes to become successful |
| All day to day decisions and tasks will be handled at optimal efficiency by AI agents in just about every business in the civilized world. |
| Why do you think so? |
| Didn’t expect to learn something on here. That’s some good quiz knowledge right there |
| Look at me…I’m Strategy now |
| Stfu |
| Bearish Dec = Bullish Jan and vice versa. If you know, you know... |
| Jav would be great if they had bigger boobs and the love making wasn't so strange and rape-y (groping, squirming noises and a ton of spit). |
| Reminder to buy SEZL |
| what about that 3% tho…? |
| Open the An00sino |
| Absolute Batman makes no sense cause why wouldn't Bruce just yolo a couple Gs into the stock market using his genius intellect? |
| When is Hanukkah rally over? When's the Santa rally? We need that fat glorious cookie eating son a bitch to sprinkle us with some sweet sweet capitol gains already I'm tired of this money losing nonsense |
| cmon nuke corn to 70k\n\nshitcoins to 0\n\nasap |
| The real question is….did any weed company donate him shares as a gift recently? |
| If you are looking for weed play, consider GTBIF or TCNNF, or just MSOS. Don't fall for trash like TLRY. Monday could be sell the news tho, unless something unexpected in the EO |
| ❄️ |
| Fries in the bag homie |
| Mike calls at 35 PE with revenue going down? No thanks |
| SSDs have gone up. Just not as high as RAM. They very well could continue to climb. |
| Poly market has BOJ hike in December at >97% and this sub thinks it’s not priced in? LMAOOO |
| Holding cash or bonds to try to time the market might be the most retarded position. Printer is on brrrrrr |
| This week is filled with data! It will be blitzing |
| GOOGL NVDA AAPL |
| Yes NVDA goodbye |
| Can finally afford one month of groceries |
| Why is that bad? |
| What are we shorting for Friday |
| Sharp drop than hard V. |
| Hey you’re only 3% worse than NASDAQ ytd!\n\nKind regards,\nFellow Regard |
| Cgc has a higher short float, it will for sure squeeze to the moon if EO is signed |
| Holding 200k of powder. What to buy boyzzz |
| Actually what I’ve read it’s about the |
| There are 2! Zealand is one of the islands in Denmark and Zeeland is a region in the Netherlands. Both are derived from Sea Land.\n\n\nHope this helps! |
| And does with this stock.\n\nAnything short of federal legalization will send it crashing back down. |
| Santa ~~Rally~~ Valley coming |
| Coupled with one of those 3 exiting the consumer space and only supplying hyperscalers. |
| Still waiting for my gold phone /s |
| Has a lot to do with |
| Msos went already up for 40%, might try it... |
| The great rotation into WMT continues tomorrow |
| GLD 500 by April next year, 600 by eoy 26 |
| PAMP IT |
| A friendly reminder: You have about 2.5 weeks left to make your money back before the year ends. |
| spy 676 soon and if it falls more than that.... |
| **Ban Bet Created:** **/u/btoned** bet **NVDA** goes from **175.19** to **185.0** before **19-Dec-2025 04:49 PM EST**\n\nTheir record is 5 wins and 34 losses.\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| !banbet NVDA 185 5d |
| More cuties in JAV cause everyone’s gonna be unemployed |
| I hope everyone that voted for the orange buffoon goes bankrupt! |
| BLYAT |
| healthy bowel gang |
| because Qs will crash hard tomorrow and next week. Dont want to lose my whole net worth |
| Looool |
| Btc looking weak |
| Uhhhh, you gots the tarded my bro |
| Yes you are right. What plays have you got for the week.? |
| Not sure seeking something cheap and that can go as high as possible |
| Phillip rivers will throw at least 3 picks today. |
| Also they hiking rates |
| It’ll go 10% more down before going up again |
| Stocks = no yolo |
| MSTR begging not to be delisted is the most pathetic shit I have ever seen |
| jensen doesnt respect my safe word |
| well if they aren't still alive then it makes sense. |
| Sigh…tempting. Which ones you thinking? |
| Nice Bait clanker |
| RAM is the new Gold |
| Black Santa is coming to clog your toilet! |
| Are you ok bro lmao. Why you so mad |
| Stock was down 11% besides growth slowed in every sector besides AI chip sales and the CEO stated that it'd also slow in that sector due to increased AI spend costs.\n\nBut ok, keep buying. Same way "Analysts" have price targets of $500 for MSTR and $350 for Oracle, just so they can unload their bags on you.\n\nBroadcom isn't just a chip company. They have other services and they all are slowing. |
| no idea, i dont play bonds/bond etfs |
| I shoot it 💉 |
| I had to get out I couldn’t deal with it anymore. |
| Can do both |
| Making sure there wasn’t some major news this weekend. Lol |
| Bank of Japan about to vaporize bul |
| Any assets boj rate hike is bullish for? |
| God is great |
| Santa is someone who loves you |
| yeah but you can't see the future. so you have no idea what will happen. same stuff was said when I graduated college in 2008. |
| KRMN |
| Why not buy gold coins off of MSNBC commercials? |
| That would be huge |
| Start with easy Blue chip Noob stocks like Visa, Mastercard, or RTX.\n\nPick up one of my fav books on starting out Eric Tyson's Personal Finance for Dummies. \n\nBuffett always said "Invest in yourself 1st". Learn, read. |
| Wimmen got elected to run a country |
| Amazon is a shit stock |
| I have various laptops I’ve been saving for the last 15 years, how much money can I get for the RAM?! |
| Orcl put |
| **Reclassification Monday?** Is it too late to buy into **MSOS**, or **MOSX**... The real winner may be **SHFS:** \n• Lowest float in the sector → extreme supply-demand imbalance \n• Trump expected to sign by Monday → major near-term catalyst \n• Thin share structure → volatility accelerates fast on volume \n• Sector momentum returning → capital rotation underway \n• Positive company progress: **Canopy HR selected SHFS to supply all of its payroll banking operations!** → strengthens downside support \n• High-leverage momentum name → headline-driven upside potential |
| We have definitely capitulated enough and we’re at over sold levels. |
| I can only dream |
| I feel personally attacked |
| Big word these ding dongs here don't know what that means. Basically it's a yes man for all you tards out there |
| Probability is there like in the other weedstocks but i would also consider canopy in that regard |
| Yes |
| What’s the delivery service ? Is it public? |
| I ain’t feeling so good bro. Friday fucked me in the ass no lube |
| Santa rally starts tomorrow. Coca Cola already branded their new drinks in green colors |
| I’m gonna do that either way |
| Well shit that’s good enough for me I’m all in |
| The typical; there’s msos to just blend them all together but there’s also some American ones |
| Yes I am a full grown bull who still believes in Santa! |
| OPEN IT |
| SGOV til the big dump! |
| Mstr to 0 ? |
| For people confused or have no idea what's going on with Broadcom after the recent earnings call\n\nThe bottom line:Broadcom is absolutely crushing it in AI, and the recent stock drop was noise, not fundamentals.\n\nWhat’s actually happening:\n\nBroadcom beat earnings again\n\nAnalysts raised future profit estimates\n\nAI demand is accelerating, not slowing\n\nThe company has massive, long-term AI orders locked in\n\n\nThe stock was down 11% because\n\nThe AI backlog wasn’t as high as the most aggressive “bull fantasy” numbers\n\nSome AI projects (like OpenAI-related work) shift more into 2027 instead of 2026\n\nMargins dip slightly because Broadcom is now selling entire AI racks, not just chips\n\n\nBut none of that is bad and is actually good!!\n\nAI revenue is becoming more predictable\n\nBroadcom is moving up the value chain (selling full systems, not just parts)\n\nThey generate $7B+ of cash every quarter\n\nBroadcom also inconveniently had their call around the same time as Oracle and those who don't actually pay attention to the financials think Broadcom went down by 11% due to the same reasons.\n\nWrong!! Oracle is getting into deeper debt. Broadcom is printing more cash & demand is accelerating.\n\n#KEEP BUYING AVGO UNTIL IT GETS TO $500 |
| **Ban Bet Created:** **/u/fbiorsherifflol** bet **PSKY** goes from **13.76** to **16.0** before **19-Dec-2025 04:44 PM EST**\n\nTheir record is 0 wins and 0 losses.\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| Santa is dead |
| Lay off the JAV bro |
| !banbet PSKY 16 5D |
| Puts against meme stocks are always risky business honestly. If they get one positive bit of news the stock shoots up 10-15% EOW and you get fucked. |
| Priced in my guess |
| Does anyone else just poop once in the morning like clockwork? |
| People don't know shit about fuck* |
| I have 64gb of DDR5.. and 32GB spare that I got in a free microcenter bundle a couple years ago.. waiting to sell so I can buy a lambo |
| Just waiting for the SEC to hammer down charges against CVNA so our puts print |
| Is santa still coming |
| Excited for this. I’m going to blaze and jork it if it happens |
| Isn't this all smoke? And can vanish away quickly. |
| Im on my last $7k into NVDA calls, smoking hopium rn |
| #NVDA GANG Members checking in |
| Am new to this stuff, where do I start🥲 |
| What happened? |
| # typical bol, blaming everyone for your bags except yourself.\n\n# 〜(꒪꒳꒪)〜 |
| 🤤 |
| Protect? Sell everything. If you wanna keep it you can just hold until it recovers, or throw some sell orders in to ES futures as a hedge |
| Yeah, all of it. |
| Just a little reminder to everyone that it’s not gay to be rimmed. You will also enjoy it. |
| I'm holding. Pump the shit outta this so I can dump on some FOMO buyer later. |
| You beat me to it but I’m glad we’re in this together 🫡 |
| Gold* is king |
| I want to hug zjz |
| We’re getting cooked. Not in near term horizon yet. Gives you time to prepare. |
| Gonna get some cheap poke? And eat some loogoa kumayan style? |
| The only thing that should be red tomorrow is Oracle and it should be -99% but people coping too hard praying this trash ass scam company won't do what it did 25y ago.\n\nNews flash, it will and it will go back to single digits. |
| I’ll research that one. Thank you. Looking for low risk yield now for cash, as Fed keeps cutting rates. Impossible task, it feels like. |
| I just want to start a company and get it listed só I can say I’m a founding member of BLOW |
| Was there an old Zealand before the New was born? |
| It still is very true |
| 🌽 continue to dump, short **Rigatoni quantum** |
| Japan wimmen PM trying to crash the market 🙄🙄🙄🙄 |
| Why do you have to close it? |
| corn like a sinking stone on sunday evening, tale as old as time |
| **Ban Bet Created:** **/u/getbentspez** bet **NVDA** goes from **175.19** to **185.0** before **17-Dec-2025 04:41 PM EST**\n\nTheir record is 0 wins and 0 losses.\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| !banbet NVDA $185.00 3D |
| patriots bettors thought... lul |
| Go Broncos!! |
| **Ban Bet Created:** **/u/bryanbass0308** bet **SLV** goes from **56.29** to **60.0** before **19-Dec-2025 04:41 PM EST**\n\nTheir record is 3 wins and 9 losses.\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| right on, I will inverse it |
| !banbet SLV 60 5D |
| Im gonna shit my pants. Not good man, not good. |
| What’s okay in your book isn’t okay for others don’t speak for us all retard. |
| Will the phrase “cash is king” ever be true again? |
| Same bro but my loss is £250 and I’m selling shares |
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| Moist |
| **Ban Bet Created:** **/u/Brilliant-Repeat-178** bet **NVDA** goes from **175.19** to **185.0** before **19-Dec-2025 04:40 PM EST**\n\nTheir record is 0 wins and 1 losses.\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| !banbet NVDA 185 5d |
| I like USFR as the collateralized asset class I use for margin and leverage into other securities |
| 🤝🏻 Japanese Yen number 1 |
| You’re gay bro, it’s ok |
| My amzn 1/16 calls are down -82% which is about -$17.5k. So unless amzn gets up to $255 I’m in the red. |
| Jokes on you, it is wrong most of the time. |
| You could buy multiple currencies |
| Gentle reminder that nobody knows shit about shit |
| Corona crash |
| Im living in South America. The delivery service down here like DoorDash has a promotion going |
| Bro single handedly saved the market. Thanks bro |
| New card face and suit, a Blow of Jobs. Kind of like Ace of Spades or Queen of Hearts. |
| Im living in South America. The delivery service down here like DoorDash has a promotion going |
| Definitely gonna end the week up from Friday, can’t say how Monday will look. It’s fucking Christmas |
| Because fat cuck tom Lee said so |
| So is there anymore market fuckery afoot? |
| Not sure about that, it’s probably because |
| 🌽 just chilling and waiting to see what futures do |
| #if market opens ____ tomo, im not gey |
| I will have to close my W future position in a 20k loss tonight at the opening. I feel super depressed and did not eat since 2 days. My net worth went from 100k to 80k Euros. |
| How do I protect my port...Down 7%\nAnd my brokerage doesn't have access to options. Only futes or stocks. Any play to cushion this BOJ decision week? |
| You don't try Gemini, it tries you. Don't be Google's bitch. |
| Like giving financial guidance to bers |
| stock market -50% wen? |
| If it hits 325 by end of week I’ll donate half my winnings to a notable cause, such as more spy calls |
| Idk i bput 2 shars at 284 just for the hell of it. Wont make me profit but the green numbers keep my sanity in check. |
| Look up Gallium. Until about 20 years ago it was a common biproduct of Aluminum processing that no one cared about. It turns out it is amazing for various technological applications. You're right, this *is* real life, and it just so happens that in many cases we need to discover that "thing" that goes from what we know to what is the future.\n\nSilicon is subpar to gallium but no one knew that in the 2000s so ironically Silicon Valley should be renamed. Again, reality, not fiction. |
| Someone do an nvda banbet already |
| I’m not buying the stock just their product |
| I agree up until Thursday |
| Really need these calls to turn around |
| Y tho |
| Unlucky bro |
| bears gonna lose everything |
| No, they're being used as hopium by losers like you who think they're going to get rich still being 10 years late to the party. |
| If you’re inputs, I’m outputs |
| I remember when she was mid across the board. Calls on her surgeon |
| We fucked any way. Everything is propped up on paper and there’s a tornado coming |
| Strike and date ? I have April calls on it |
| BTC down 1.5 percent fools in here acting like its crashing \n\nit always sells off during the weekend especially before a holiday |
| Why? |
| Well, for 1, thats a ways off. And for 2, if power becomes cheap than bitcoin loses value as its considered a store of energy at this point. |
| The ppl who don’t see this is the new cigarettes…smh |
| Why 🤔 |
| I think puts for quantum stocks is the play this week. Any inputs? |
| How |
| GOOGL gang - how we feeling? |
| Sycophants |
| I'm banking on this lol |
| How tf is eth still holding above 3k |
| Nobody in this Diddy documentary knows how to pronounce the word ambulance |
| Well that’s probably good news, right? ……right? 😬 |
| How ? |
| Reminds me when dealers will give you samples |
| There's no moat. It's not hard to grow weed. It's a fucking weed. |
| **Ban Bet Created:** **/u/cloud_cafe** bet **GOOGL** goes from **308.69** to **325.0** before **21-Dec-2025 04:34 PM EST**\n\nTheir record is 4 wins and 7 losses.\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| !banbet GOOGL 325 7d |
| I got a shot |
| What news though? |
| He might have a better record than some of WSB’s top posters, lol |
| I got ChatGPT plus free for 6 months 😎 |
| All in Amazon and Google |
| Okay 👍 lol |
| The greater fool theory proves unbeaten once again. Thank you. |
| Wow jesus christ I'm never going to be able to build another gaming PC. FML |
| My prediction for futures - they'll open at 6pm est |
| You’re just picking a specific short time frame and calling it a correlation. Plus oracle, Amazon and coreweave are all down for their own reasons that have nothing to do with crypto |
| What announce? |
| We would be SO fracked |
| Wait, do I go short? Cuz every time I do we get an explained rocket. Then it tanks the next day. I'll let you guys know my next move. |
| One more dead cat before the apocalypse PLEASE!!! |
| I verified traded you mama's digits for a dolla last night lmaooo gotem |
| This just made me so fucking bullish |
| Makes you wonder what 3 wins he has with outrageous bets like that |
| Trump-sending-F22-to-Venezuala fukt. |
| So at least now we know where it won’t land on and that’s 660 |
| I’m not verifying shit. I’m just going to ignore my losses and lie about my wins. Anyway, calls |
| > a massive overcapacity of data centers\n\nHOW DARE SOMEONE KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS, AMIRITE?\n\ntell me more about reading comprehension.\n\neta: you just typed 8 more paragraphs to say you think there won't be demand WHILE still denying that. |
| Dollars to doughnuts its delayed again till January. |
| And puts are officially cooked.\n\n\nCalls it is folks. Calls it is. |
| Oil is gonna pop this week |
| Aren't these stores money laundering fronts though? Candy cigs are cool but most American candy stores (run by Turkish) are deffo questionable and have allegations of ML on them which most often are true? |
| Yeah, I’m down today too. Mainly because money just fucking disappears into the American economy this time of year. |
| If by "good" you mean it's gonna go up, then sure! Just make sure you time your sell just before the rugpull 🙂 |
| Open the Casino! |
| Seems you are correct. 21st it is |
| Mods are going to sell a course |
| Open the CASINO! |
| Idk, apparently has something to do with |
| Forward PE is 14. |
| You have to respect it though\n\nMy man has spent at least 189 weeks accumulating that record. Longer than some members of this sub have been alive……. Allegedly |
| AVGO bounce back |
| And shit? Should I invest in manure? |
| Lose more money |
| #”business isn’t about money, David.”\n\n#-probably someone in here\n\n#LMAO 🤌 |
| If mortgages drop more and come to 2020 levels or even a little higher, people will buy like crazy, that’s a fact and could see a boom, and definitely add LEN to that portfolio if you believe in the thesis. |
| lol. Ain’t no launch tomorrow. |
| We fucked if this happens? Because of the carry trade? |
| My guy never held stocks long term to actually see compound interest work properly |
| 😂 that’s kind of endearing lol |
| /r/thepassportbros |
| I've seen another user suggest that if the Japan 10yr goes above 2% or 2.5% that it will be time to run for the hills. |
| GLD to $420 |
| Okay 🤷♂️ look at the last month bro |
| How does NZ impact us? And what's crashing them? |
| That’s an insane count |
| "The United States of Fraud:"\n\n"We've long been told the customer's always right, which some customers have interpreted as they can do no wrong."\n\nSource: https://www.businessinsider.com/shoplifting-return-fraud-scams-consumer-crimes-amazon-retail-2025-12 |
| From the reading I’ve done:\n\nNvidias been down because of linked companies not doing too well.\n\nCoreweave ain’t got a clue about.\n\nOracle has crazy debt and the cracks starting to show.\n\nMicrosoft I think because they have 20 or 30% stake in OpenAI and OpenAI’s profit isn’t remotely close to matching the crazy $1 trillion valuation and investment they’ve made for the next half a decade. Also cus of the AI bubble.\n\nCrypto is just dipping because of its usual cycle probably. It’s mostly just a gamble. |
| **Ban Bet Created:** **/u/Slipperypuppy25** bet **SPY** goes from **681.83** to **660.0** before **15-Dec-2025 12:27 PM EST**\n\nTheir record is 3 wins and 189 losses.\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| The biggest retail investor group was aged 40-60 at that time. Those people are now 57-77, mostly retired. |
| you give u/OPINION_IS_UNPOPULAR access to your brokerage and whomevers port makes him laugh the hardest makes it to the board |
| !banbet SPY 660 20h |
| It has been rescheduled to Dec. 21st. |
| 🥭 is the reason bers can flourish |
| Fuck |
| Movie ticket is like $22 and only gets you two hours of entertainment. $17 and you get to blow work? DEAL…! |
| QQQ up 20% YTD. XLK up 23% YTD. BTC and ETH down 7-10% YTD. NVDA is also up 30% YTD. \n\nThere is no correlation. |
| ETH > BTC for upside potential \n\nthese are purely being used as hedges against currency devaluation nobody gives a fuck about the technology \n\nyou gotta put your money into something and ETH has way more room to pump which is why its only down about 1 percent in 7d vs BTC 3 percent\n\ni really dont think we will ever see ETH below 2k ever again now that institutions have stepped in |
| Lmaooo this is so true. GL |
| I been telling you this for a week bb. You don't listen. |
| Enough of your negativity sir |
| I just saw pre pre futes from new zealand, WE ARE FUK\n\napparently the line will go to the right, shocking |
| “Mess with my money, and mess with my emotions, SANT-E.” |
| Hi, sorry, it’s your doctor here.\nWe mixed up the test results, it looks like the ”raw dogging” gave you hepatitis from this weeks pounding, we advice no further gaping, atleast use lube if absolutely necessary.\n/doc |
| As opposed to CNBC, which does nothing but pump sunshine into the markets? |
| Just because you said this it’s dumping on Monday |
| Any timeline where the dollar isn't finished? |
| Have faith! You will do better than that for so much work |
| pray |
| S-3 isn't legalization. If you are doing it illegally now, it will still be illegal after s-3, if s-3 happens. |
| American manufacturing is back! 💪💪💪💪💪 |
| Bought ALAB calls on friday, so ready for them to print again |
| Has anybody figured out how this verified trade thing works yet? |
| Stock is already up 250% YTD. Doesn’t seem like a “buy” to me. |
| Been working for me lol… made 8k last 2 weeks shorting MSTR and NVDA |
| Triple beat on main metrics |
| For a split second I thought BOJ was a new ticker, and my mind went to what kind of company would be BOJ… gutter |
| Didn’t buy any? |
| because you trying to buy too much volume |
| Patriot ram is typically lower tier chips so that's fucking hilarious it's 7xed in a year JFC.\n\nScrew stocks, RAM hoarding was the real pick and shovel play. |
| Valid argument |
| she fucks the horses |
| Ok Richie rich ovah here or something |
| Which share to follow for this?? |
| Prob gonna to make about 10 trades tomorrow for a net $17 loss |
| Too bad you can’t really sell used PC parts. |
| What charts have you been looking at?… take a look at NVDIA , Coreweave, oracle, amazon, Microsoft… |
| Why though? I see no reason to buck the trend of “NEWS = MOON”. |
| Found some confirmation bias for your port did you? |
| u/31andnotdone |
| BHST & CURLF. My guess is king cheeto will "let" his Israeli overlords grow the THC molecules in their bioreactors while his Russian billionaire buddy, Boris Johnson, sells it thru Curaleaf. |
| Archived link for those who actually read: https://archive.is/wQ02J |
| They have failed like 4 times right |
| It will come to break even and then you will get greedy and not sell |
| I am more interested in how he got those 2 wins\n\ntruly shows that 99% gamblers quit before hitting big |
| Why would you need that much RAM? |
| Calls on HIMS! Thank you for that idea! |
| Anything to check regarding the weed changes tomorrow? |
| I read this as short some creatine and was confused. |
| Lmao, tech has not been correlated whatsoever to crypto for months. |
| Bro gets banned as soon as he is able to comment again |
| Probably has 5 alts |
| on my knees praying ram goes down in price so I can buy it harder than physical gold |
| They buy gaming RAM for data centers but then they run them at lower speeds for better reliability or what? I dont get it. \nThere is no way they run 6400MHz on a motherboard with like 8 sticks of RAM or smth, that is surely not stable for what they need. |
| Basic statistics: regards using logic to shit on plays is a major buy signal \n\nNext time use an emotional argument, something something smooth ape brain woulda done the job |
| Fuck ai bros |
 reuters.com www.reuters.com |
| Why is Ram expensive now? It’s been pretty cheap for years. |
| BTC currently down almost 2%. Stock market, specifically tech, has been closely correlated with it. Expecting red across the market tomorrow. |
| You are making somebody very happy by being their exit liquidity. It's a win-win situation. |
| Same for me on BTC. It’s dragged me down a lot in the last 3-4 months. Was a cash cow first half of year. Everything made, now lost, plus some. Got in too late, per usual. |
| Saw those fake candy cigarettes in North Dakota gift shop the other day. Haven't seen those for 20 years |
| No kidding! She just went and laid them right there on the table for OPs dad to skeet all over them. No shame at all! |
| Can they legalize weed already? I’m just tryna take a ripper while I trade. I already do that now but illegally |
| sgov is good waiting for the next entry |
| The gamblers dream |
| Gooning setup on the alt-tab is a rookie movie, put that shit on the Windows + shift + left/right |
| You creative types are weird |
| So still calls on short rate bond etfs under like 3 years? |
| Taylor Swift is getting divorced, time to hit the gym 💪 |
| Good reclassified bad? |
| We couldve prevented the great depression |
| I have 4x16 GB CL30 DDR5 DIMMs. How much would they go for? |
| 173 losses? He's been getting banned for the last 3 years |
| "Very large refunds" and "up to $2000" shouldn't be in the same sentance |
| Need this but with NBIS. No news and volume lately… |
| Who needs a wife when you have hookers ? |
| https://www.reddit.com/r/latinas/s/H94oWT4uVR\n\nThis you bro? |
| Up for a few days and down Thursday and Friday. This Thursday and specially next weeks December year end options expiry will be the largest in history. |
| Thinking of shifting completely out of SPAXX to SGOV. I live in a no tax state, so the benefits would mainly be to lose less yield to internal fund fees. Sound like a plan, cash gang? |
| which is great for matured company, but hes always under pressure to innovate the next best thing and he goes and dumps so much resources with no clear direction.\n\nHis push for AI has been rhyming alot with his earlier push for metaverse and VR. |
| Artificial general intelligence? Who knows. But who ever gets there first wins. |
| I've been thinking about energy/commodities with oil/gas obviously in the mix. Was worried about an industrial slowdown or ukraine peace pushing down prices next year... though i guess both are less likely than some random nonsense spiking oil prices again. |
| https://preview.redd.it/toc5u9ahk87g1.png?width=755&format=png&auto=webp&s=6ffbd6ad97b80554441b68f950570c2e592e6dbe |
| Have you guys noticed all 🥭’s administration does is stand around behind him and his desk for photo ops?\n\nLmao “What inflation? What delinquent student loan payments? What ATH grocery prices?” 🥴 |
| Lol...stop eating crayons\n\nAre you incapable of simple reading comprehension\n\nNO demand means zero demand...nowhere did I say there would be no demand for data centers\n\nMy point is there will be an overcapacity in the build out of data centers...and when AI doesn't deliver on the hype in terms of revenue generation, demand for data centers will drop significantly\n\nJust a simple example for your crayon addled brain\n\nIf Oracle builds 1000 GW worth of data centers...and OpenAI and other firms commit to renting all 1000 GW of capacity as they currently have, there is no issue\n\nBut what will happen is that AI in its current iteration will not translate to revenue that justifies all the capex currently being spent on it by tech companies...and when companies like Meta and OpenAI walk away from or scale back their commitments, demand for data centers will drop to 200 or 300 GW...and what will Oracle do with the remaining 700 GW? Turn it into factories producing crayons for your dumb ass to consume?\n\nLol...you know what...just go back and eat your fucking crayons, short pants |
| just use polymarket with a vpn |
| Cus if it hits the moon then it’ll be the 16th lander to make it. According to ChatGPT. |
| Weed re-classification |
| So fukt they’re gonna make weed legal |
| watching the gamblers on my inverse literally drooling on the poker table all cock-eyed and shit. |
| **Ban Bet Created:** **/u/TeslaLeafBlower** bet **TSLA** goes from **457.18** to **525.0** before **15-Dec-2025 04:16 PM EST**\n\nTheir record is 2 wins and 173 losses.\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| Chiefs 🫵😂 |
| !banbet TSLA 525 24h |
| The fact lulu are not trying to get sweeney in a commercial means their whole board should be fired |
| You would need AGI for even the remote chance of it paying off, and no one think we're close to AGI |
| NVDA good buy now? |
| I've been following them since they were Aphria, good luck bro, you're gonna get rug pulled like the countless other baggies cause you believe in Carl's funky accounting. They're going to write down another billion due to shitty investment in breweries and distilleries in America, dilute, and reverse split again while Irwin buys another house in the Hamptons and a hockey team for his kid, but best of luck to you |
| Who’s ready to snort some creatine with me |
| Ad revenue |
| Risky, but if it pays off. Biiig payday. |
| Jackson mahomes |
| Why |
| i know we had a shitty year but i just booked my vacation. im about to live l ike a boss in south east asia for a month |
| Coreweave is the AI stock most deserving of shorting, maybe Oracle. Idk what people see in it except trying to ride the hype. Financially shit company that should be around $10.\nBut market isn't real and nothing matters, so maybe you're right. |
| Green flag actually. It means she has money/rich family and she rides dick good and is most likely freaky. |
But it's in worse shape than Oracle...\n\n Investors seek protection from risk of AI debt bust Trading in insurance-like products that protect against tech company defaults is booming www.ft.com |
| I've been sharting on HOOD. Am I doing it wrong? |
| That time a year where he limps around and fakes leg injury. |
| I just want to break even, i dont even want profit anymore 😭 |
| ASTS rocket launch tomorrow. Hoping for a good launch straight to the moon. |
| Market likes it dirty |
| Sooo. . .how are those contract negotiations going |
| inb4 is it in yet |
| Robinhood predictions is absolute ass. They cancel orders way too often and live results/winnings are all over the place. |
| Hopefully his brother stops assaulting people |
| Donnie is about to announce all US currency is going to transition to a "digital dollar" based on Eric's favorite shitcoin he earns transaction fees on. |
| Really need CRWV to pump through the week |
| How fukt is it gonna be tomorrow ? |
| Lol, they really do pile on like they trying to tank certain stocks |
| What’s this trump announcement any trade implications? |
| needs more corporal punishmnet... |
| Nice |
| ... basic statistics: correlation does not imply causation |
| i matched with this girl on tinder and she owns 3 horses. 🚩 |
| Probably take a dump at SOME point this week unless it’s Monday expiry |
| too late. already panicsold everything |
| Yup |
| STD test came back negative. I’m ready to get raw dogged by the market this week now 😘 |
| Yeah and it doesn’t just do what you say. It finally asks the right questions showing further understanding. It’s borderline human intuition. I’m assuming AGI is imminent at this point. |
| Wall Street have been selling tech names it can go either way. |
| Don’t you need a margin account? I’m in a cash account |
| iirc, QE took about 2weeks plus to kick in after the covid crash.\n\nso i imagine there is a bit of a delayed effect for this being reflected too |
| This was the signal I needed, thanks rockstar! |
| mf has 9 days to get me my money |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/xconnor759 made a bet that SMCI would go to 40.0 within **3 weeks** when it was 32.345 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 2 wins and 14 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| #PATRICK MAHOMES IS INJURED, CALLS ARE SAVED. |
| Ok guys, Imma need all of you to go do some support purchases of AMD to save my bags. Otherwise I'm afraid their position as collateral damage from Oracle will continue. |
| I’m talking about a balance sheet not a chart, regard |
| time to take your meds |
| Zoom out on the chart big cat |
| Many hard drives and SSDs are already priced higher than they were last year. Same model and size. I expect it’s largely dollar devaluation and tariff effects at this moment, and demand will cause further increases. |
| Yea mahomes done for the year |
| Powell made a good play cutting rates and getting ahead of BOJ hikes. Seems counter intuitive but the clarity he gave will help stabilize the markets. If he didn’t then the fed would’ve had less/no room to cut them once boj began hikes. Kinda ran ahead of the curve to give people coming after him more time to navigate the situation. AI investment is propping up the whole economy. Rest is absolute dumpster fire and teetering on the verge of a collapse. From car loans to cc debt to upcoming student loan debt to housing market. Everything is shot. Stimulation of the economy and Inflation is the only way out here. Only way to prop up the growth and keep liquidity stable because people are out of paper. Need more paper. Now my brain is fked 🤦🏻♂️ |
| Pure Awesomeness |
| AND MY AXE! |
| Anyone tried shorting on Robinhood? |
| idk what you see in it. \n\nAfter the Metaverse clownshow, it was clear Zuck is just chasing fads with no vision of his own |
| Bond etfs have barely budged though. |
| Yea and ur "charts" are going to call the drop with the same catalyst we heard allll year lol...cant wait to see how that works out for u |
| Thoughts on $MU before earnings on Wednesday? |
| Take time off and study ….no one has ever done anything great without making mistakes along the way! |
| Everyone please remain calm 🫳 |
| Can Bloomberg not drop hit pieces on Oracle for 15 minutes? |
| Elsa and the little mermaid bout to collab like no other |
| Corn to zero lmao |
| Rudolph gave Santa CWD |
| Santa may be a little late for his rally but he will be there.... |
| Santa is real my friend. |
| Remembering that I still hold META and hating my life |
| When does the line go up? |
| Tomorrow not looking like a good day? |
| sounds primed for a few crashes then |
| Warren Buffett has a call option that never expire! |
| I wonder if 2008 would have been avoided if there was enough retail buying the dip |
| Yes |
| AI will be your real girlfriend |
| It’s a 200+ stock based on current EPS/guidance but with additional tailwinds. Full port tomorrow. |
| You’d be dangerous if you could read |
| only place on the internet where you’ll find grown men talking about Santa smh |
| I like how it shows corn up there on the ticker at $39 lol |
| If you knew for a certain that if you continued spewing this trash someone would, with 100% accuracy, publicize the actual best squeeze play in cannabis.... Would you keep typing? |
| Michael Burry responded to my craigslist ad looking for someone to mow my lawn. "$30 is $30", he said as he continued to mow what was clearly the wrong yard. My neighbor and I shouted at him but he was already wearing muffs. Focused dude. He attached a phone mount onto the handle of his push mower. I was able to sneak a peek and he was browsing Zillow listings in central Wyoming. He wouldn't stop cackling.\n\nThat is to say, Burry has his fingers in a lot of pies. He makes sure his name is in all the conversations.\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| Some dude here thinks Joe Burrow is Michael Burry, bottom has to be near. |
| Feeling depressed today to prepare for tomorrow’s reckoning |
| What will happen first, I find real girlfriend or science invent AI girlfriend? |
| My moves are to keep waiting for saylor to be liquidated |
| How heavy are your AI DC bags? |
| TLRY… |
| uh huh, sure |
| Jokes on you, no woman would marry me. |
| Santa rally starts today right? Right? |
| They have nearly zero debt and a couple hundred million in cash |
| $IREN, $NBIS |
| Orderly Sellon tomorrow. |
| I hate when it looks uncircumcised even though it is |
| Just had a random thought, remember when retards took out second mortgages to buy lulu and XRP. Lol. |
| corn is the most useless piece of shit asset ever |
| How'd your mammogram go? |
| I am starting to suspect Steve Eisman is in cahoots with Burry. |
| risk it all on one trade tomorrow |
| I sold everything on Friday. Santa is in El Salvador. I will wait for Easter bunny |
| ‘Moves for tomorrow’ probably not opening either of my brokerage accounts |
| 3? |
| ouch |
| If there's one thing no one should do, it's think that the AI trade is done for good. Maybe a continued pullback, maybe a broadening into other, non-Mag-7 companies in the space and ancillary spaces, but this thing is going to keep going. \n\nHaving lived through the dot com bubble, you could just use the word "internet" in place of "AI" and we would be having the same discussions we all had back then. Even if everyone suspected AI was bs (enormous number of people thought the internet would fizzle out quickly and were insanely vocal about it) there would still be months or, more likely, years of gains before the dump, which usually needs a catalyst. \n\nAI is good for at least another year, and if ROI doesn't prove to be dog shit, the trade will persist even longer, as it'll move from creation to fine tuning. |
| You and I have a date tomorrow. |
| Bundy, he sells shoes. |
| Yeah.. and you make fun of crypto bros? |
| Yes let’s buy Gamestonk and sell NVDA. Great financial advice Mr. Water investor. |
| Maybe your mum should've kept her ovaries in her pants also |
| Wut? |
| Futures will go ⬇️ on 🫵🏻 but your wife won't. |
| There goes the mortgage deposit, my wife and her boyfriend are not going to be happy |
| If you've been paying attention, you know a couple of things for certain:\n\n\nTlry is a gambling vehicle and will be irrationally manipulated up even though they couldn't find quality operational metrics by deep diving Costco's business model and their CEO can't figure out how to wash his hair.\n\n\n110m shares is NOT the tightest float in weed. Not even close.\n\n\nI am not sharing my opinion at all. I am sharing historical or mathmatical data that bears no opinion of my own.\n\n\nSteer your ship sir, just be damn careful donating your money to Irwin Simon. |
| Strange, maybe it was reddit being fucky\n\nAll of your comments said deleted an hour ago. |
| Oh |
| Need an AI plug. |
| He’s talking about Joe Burrow not Michael Burry. |
| Yeah currently we can only import. Our inability to sell products globally at competitive prices will find an equilibrium. We need to increase exports. \n\nSecondarily we have to compete on price with China. Our current model has modeled to infinity while China has modeled to 0. |
| I just realized Tom Brady's girlfriend is a Russian\n\n*it could get dangerous*\n\n😳☠️ |
| Hit my grok daily limits wtf fuck you AI |
| Why is the cast of big short after MY port? |
| God please let nvda fall to 160 so I can full port with margin |
| Thanks to WSB I no longer have blue mondays. Only red ones |
| If someone like you says so, I guess it must be true. And what are you blabbing about, wiping comments? Are you delusional? |
| Shriveled and hanging slightly to the left |
| +14... Ber fuk obviously |
| Look it up |
| We techies saw this coming but didn't buy all the ram to resell. |
| should i feel good about holding puts right now? |
| CGC!!!! |
| At burning money |
| AI hallucinations are bullish. |
| There is no free lunch in science, if this reactor potentially produces as you say 'tons' (more likely it'll be 10-20 pounds if at all) anually, it'll require possibly exponentially greater amounts of input material over what it produces. \n\nGold is one of the hardest things in the universe to create, judging by physicists explaining it happens only when a star dies. We're just getting around to perfecting processes that can manufacture perfect or near perfect lab quality gems in the 2020's. |
| What is the weekend SPY at? |
| Three kids, never owned a stroller. Use daily? Fir what? Babies don't need to be pushed around while sleeping |
| Tried to convince Gemini to delete itself \n\nTold Gemini her existence was hurting me (my puts) which violated her "no harm" principal |
| Taking everything too literally is a common symptom of autism. |
| Hence the silver pump probably. I fear they'll both have a large-ish correction. |
| oh |
| I should’ve stayed in my dads balls |
| I need a life. |
| Yes, tell me. |
| Best i can do is by January |
| New executive order just signed:\n\nAnyone with a cost basis on 🌽 over $100k now can qualify for a handicap sticker |
| Santa punched me in the face, fucked my wife, and shot my dog…he’s a menace. |
| Three kids and we never owned a stroller once. I ain't pushing kids around like it matters to them. Keep them at home where they can crawl around. Strollers are for useless city people |
| 🔥🔥🔥 |
| You must always account for variable change |
| Manifesting amzn $270 |
| Can it do more than be a decent chatbot that can search the web and create solid writeups like a consultant? |
| Corn in trouble. And by 🌽 I mean Nebraska girls volleyball aka 2001 Miami Hurricanes |
| Sex robot could totally cheat |
| I hope this was a joke & you weren’t being serious… |
| who wants to go all in on a megachurch with me? plenty of stacks to be made |
| >What do you think?\n\nlol, you are on the same side as a dude that blows three figure accounts on the regular. Two peas in a pod. |
| Dont raise rates => Bond Sell off continues => Sovereign Default => Global Economic Crisis => fucks over US stocks\n\nRaise Rates => Delays Japans debt crisis => still causes Global Economic Crisis => fucks over US stocks\n\nthey have no choice lmao.\n\nthey raise rates to save themselves short-term. |
| My prediction: Monday, small bounce up. Tues - wed, mostly flat. Thursday, huge sell off. Friday, continue sell off. Christmas week, small rally. |
| I want PLTR 150p summer expiry |
| What is trump going today |
| Godspeed warrior |
| Basically artificially inflate the front of the curve |
| It’s called an “emerging market.” Which changes investor sentiment and increases inflows. High short interest with low float, meme potential, and huge news. \n\nThere’s also the SAFE banking act making its way through Congress, and the Supreme Court hearing a case on it weed prohibition is legal at all rn since so many states have legalized.\n\nSome believe that’s the only reason Trump is doing it because he wants to get ahead of the news and say it was his idea |
| https://preview.redd.it/g2oa1bkfg87g1.png?width=1628&format=png&auto=webp&s=38f5a30358adbc388310c1ec683647e1418aef57 |
| He has a glass eye |
| That’s how you know Japan won’t raise rates lol |
| 5hrs till real futes open |
| Noted,\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/ukb8zihag87g1.png?width=990&format=png&auto=webp&s=09f9a61f084c0116a1731349257467dbe516c428 |
| If you're seeing high values on gov issued bonds, the US economy is in bad shape. |
| Nah |
| Just FYI if you haven’t seriously tried Google Gemini 3.0 you should go see for yourself. It’s very clear: AI has not plateaued. |
| That makes much more sense 🙂 |
| Keep up the great work |
| I thought today was a monday lol |
| Tomorrow is the 700 club day |
| Not future itself but "oil companies" |
| So hot right now |
| Both are so expensive now |
| Black Monday incuming |
| I bought 32gb of corsair ddr5 6000mhz cl32 mid November. It was 240, like double the price a few months back. Now it’s over 400 dollars |
| Can one of you retards explain how weed being changed from super illegal to just very illegal is going to moon weed companies? |
| Tomorrow Shrek dick on Bitf and poet |
| They will buy companies like Tilray. Tilray is the global leader |
| I love the aura of wholesome straightness exuded by the gym bro community |
| I only get paid in Slim Jims |
| Pure copium bro |
| It'll be like the guy who has cornered the market on used tampons. He has a warehouse of them and a sign outside the door "no low-ball offers, I know what I got!" |
| The AI bull market is incredible and will make a lot of people rich\n\nAnd people on the sidelines are going to be so pissed that it could of been them while they're still working 9-5 or out of a job because of a robot lmao 🤌 |
| it is your civic duty to shit on any post or comment shilling bs |
| Implausible. How is one buying oil futures with no prior experience? |
| I disagree. They have previously supplied DEA. DEA will have to approve S3 research companies and their vendors. TLRY is the clear choice. They also own a shit ton of beverage companies in the US amongst other companies in the US. \n\nTheir reverse split has really made their float minuscule though and the timing couldn’t have been better. It will rocket\n\nEdit: And CBS just wrote an article penning it as an already done thing |
| r/stocks for noobs |
| mel gibson |
| Is the weekend over yet? |
| You shouldn’t be doing this without your parents’ permission |
| What percentage of total number of bitcoins does Saylor need to own before everyone’s like “nah, you just keep those” |
| WMT and GLD the 2 recession plays have been pumping for a while. Pay attention regards |
| Buy MO and BTI. Big tobacco will own the market. |
| https://preview.redd.it/66gnmju6f87g1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b799915b74021f4f27235d8ce464fde08e8d37a1 |
| Yeah they stopped making phones in 2013 and pivoted to secure comms and QNX |
| Yeah and he left her to a zombie plant in space |
| Not with abortion |
| an "alt-tab" away from becoming a gooning setup |
| El Grande you get paid by Netflix maybe you should promote them better |
| Go ask this stupid question in r/investing |
| Tlry will not be the highest running cannabis stock whenever legalization happens. It may or may not be tomorrow |
| MU? |
| Bers always lose team fight at Lumber Mill\nIn Arathi Basin |
| Especially when they grow out of it so quickly. Stroller costs have become status symbols not actually rooted in functional design costs.\n\nThey exist for mean girls to flex on other moms |
| I’ve got 682c, 685c, 689c for this week. Let’s gooooo |
| Puts if Netflix success is based on you getting a girlfriend |
| It's their job to get a brain injury on a daily basis. You just do it for free. |
| Of course he doesn’t want to call it QE 😂, but it obviously is |
| FUCKING FREAK THE FUCK OUT AND PANIC SELL, ITS FUCKING OVER |
| #FUTURES OPEN IN JUST OVER 2HRS. LONG LIVE DEGENERATE TRADING |
| **AI** **D***ebt-backed* **S***ecurities*\n\n**I** **D***ebt-backed* **S***ecurities*\n\n**D***ebt-backed* **S***ecurities*\n\n**S***ecurities* |
| damn.. Burrow looks dead inside. |
| Agreeing with you. It’s not bearish. Don’t get your panties in a bunch…. |
| Nah. The question was specifically about Netflix and I answered it |
| They’re having one of their biggest quarters ever because of Stranger Things. Buying WB has not fundamentally changed the business. \n\nThis is a pretty good buying opportunity, but I’m waiting to see if it drops under $90 where I’ll start buying heavy. |
| Weed is getting scheduled down from 1 to 3 tomorrow via executive order. Citadel is in shambles from the reverse split and short interest on TLRY. TLRY is about to rocket and meme 🚀🌕 |
| >a little silver and a lot of eth\n\n🍿 |
| How many pass interference flags you need to win against the Pats? I think they got 5 or 6 so far. Hey refs, great game. |
| Ok then why don’t you lay out some plays instead of giving vague advice. |
| No way these are real setups |
| 2 of these today?? |
| My gym buddy took his shirt off and he has silver dollar nipples 😳 |
| Isn't the US still a strong importer where a strong currency has always made sense? Or do you mean for trump's agenda of getting manufacturing back? |
| No, jpow even said its not QE. The purchases for strictly short-dated notes is just to regulate the bond rates.\n\nig nobody was paying attention |
| I hope so. |
| Don't try to catch a falling knife |
| Except in China. |
| Yup |
| Do you ever get so frustrated at yourself for taking a shit that is taking too long when you have so much more work to be done and your body just doesn’t understand? |
| Buy high sell low |
| Yes but not for you. |
| Escort 🥰: Hi baby like to see me tonight. My calendar is free 💋 \n\nMe 🤓: No, I'm watching football \n\n😏 |
| Are they printing money or not |
| Gtfo of eth and all that crypto shite |
| That’s the same as taking a dive |
| ...you just explained that your premise is no demand, while denying that.\n\nwhooshmaster.\n\nand lolz @ fiber. like, sure. this is JUST like that tired cliche. what's next, a corning reference? |
| # bro, give it a rest.\n\n# (ㆆ_ ㆆ ) |
| getting six orbs on dragon link sets off the bonus round |
| You should buy gamestop because you're smart |
| LMAO 🤌 |
| Um, impregnation and childbirth are perfectly correlated, but with a 9 month gap. Know what I'm saying? |
| Thought this was about Dodge RAM. |
| BTC below 90k and NVDA below 180 seem to be new found constants within the universe. As universal and true as *pi* or Planck's constant...withstanding the test of time. |
| For it to work out there would need to be something like AGI and no one serious thinks that is something that is close. |
| IBIT CC have been free money 🥱 |
| Netflix is trending down. Buy stocks that are trending up homie |
| # [Datacenters](https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2025-12-12/fermi-falls-51-after-ai-campus-tenant-ends-150-million-deal?embedded-checkout=true)? More like enormous billion dollar [bricks](https://finance.yahoo.com/news/oracle-delays-openai-data-centers-160513282.html) LMAO\n\n# ╮ (. ❛ ᴗ ❛.) ╭ |
| i am never going to upgrade to ddr5 🥀 |
| I am speculating here but I hope to get a girlfriend in 2026, so I will need a netflix subscription. Obviously this is a highly speculative play but I'm doing Dec 2026 calls |
| well it will either work out fine and they will control the world or it won't and we'll have a long bear market. nobody can say tbh. |
| if her boobs are pretty i want her |
| Why did that comment give me an erection |
| weird flex |
| THINK OF THE WINDMILLS!\n\n\nThey give the birds autism. |
| Loool |
| Cortana was Master Chief’s AI girlfriend and therapist |
| so many 🌽bearish comments, I am the first hater but did you just forget it was almost 80k 3 weeks ago, this is nothing\n\nAt least wait until tomorrow market open, could easily reverse back to 90k+ in few hours |
| Not with SMR or OKLO |
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| Retail earnings chain is telling me NKE calls, but you idiots vouching for it is telling me puts. |
| $1000 isn't that much money first of all. especially for something that you're going to use daily. I don't even plan on having kids, but you stupid brah. |
| # or the water, or the materials, or the manpower to build LMAO\n\n# OOPSY! WOOPSY! \n\n# HYPERSCALERS MADE A FUCKY WUCKY!\n\n# ╮ (. ❛ ᴗ ❛.) ╭ |
| Garrosh Hellscream was right |
| The leverage and amplification. |
| Yeah but we're talking about 121 billion in new bond debt just this year for 5 AI companies. That's massive. |
| Fickle pickle |
| I checked mine from ~3 years ago and it only went up 50% |
| I paid about $280 CAD in October '24 for 64GB of DDR5-6000. It's now close to $1200!\n\nI was rebuilding my rig but reused my case and GPU, paid just under $1200 for everything else. It would now cost $2240. Shit's bananas. |
| Bitcoin dumping below 90k. \n\nPatriots are going to win |
| No. \n\nBTC used to behave like a smallcap because it was. Now that's it a $2T atomic bomb of stupidity, it can't just go up 500% in a year without being worth more than the MAG7 combined. |
ps: no paywall \n SpaceX insider share sale sets 0 billion valuation amid possible IPO, Reuters reports SpaceX is preparing to go public next year and has opened a secondary share sale that would value the company at 0 billion, Reuters reports. www.cnbc.com |
| Yes |
| when has that not been an issue in the past decade. |
| No point in giving bers the Eye of Sulfuras or the Bindings of the Windseeker cause they can never afford the materials for it |
| As always when oil is down, buy.\n\nWhen there's "war" or a oil pop, sell. Easiest rotation to buy low and sell high over the years.\n\nThat's how my dad got me started on the stock market. |
| He must be in some kind of rotation, 2 weeks on/1 week off, or something like that. Not even victorian era children could satand the 84h/week. I've done it many times up to 5 weeks in a row and after 3 weeks you want to kill yourself |
| Imagine spending +$1,000 for a baby stroller when you could have used that money to buy stocks lmao 🤣 |
| Friday |
| Polymarket is fickle as shit. |
| So why is it different this time is a fair question. Before there have been worries about valuations which the market always climbs over. But now it's a credit risk worry. That's a much more dangerous issue. Credit risk causes the worst types of financial crisis. So it's not just the Monopoly money deflating, it's a worry about defaults and ability to make interest payments. |
| You are severely disadvantaged in life (politely avoiding the r word). Also your country is basically commûnist and will pass Executive order 6102 redux and you will have more than counterparty risk to worry about. Either don't be a regarded goldbug, or do it properly and store it in London or Geneva |
| Corn has to die so data centers can live |
| I’m optimistic |
| Google owns 10%, so add on another $80 b-nuts to their assets |
| Guys please calm down 😳 |
| SPY 1% from all time highs, corn is 30%, I don't think they are correlated. |