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| Never thought of it like that. Thanks |
| This Summer...\n\nTugg Speedman is...\n\nResident Physician Doom! |
| The internet is mostly just showing ads. So whichever technology can show better ads will win |
| How many Teslas have you driven? |
| NOT JUST GOLD\n\nALL METALS, AND THINGS OF PHYSICAL VALUE.\n\nDUMP STOCKS NOW, BUY PHYSICAL ASSETS THAT HOLD VALUE\n\nPAPER HANDS STOCKS \nDIAMOND HANDS WITH DIAMONDS AND PRECIOUS METALS\n\nITS ALL COMING DOWN BOYS |
| well not that opex is over i just bought a couple puts |
| Lol |
| Soxl tomorrow? |
| SLS discord? I’m in as well 😂 |
| These guys you’re talking to think they’re cool. They don’t know much but they enjoy throwing rocks from their echo chamber. |
| ur MacBook setup is gey\n\nand so r u |
| I just cut the head off a chicken and tossed it into the pit of chance. He wobbled around a bit before collapsing on the moon picture. It has been foretold... |
| mm not really. there are lots of small breast fans but nobody thinks short guys specifically are hot. |
| Tariffs on bees?! Oh god! Not the bees!! NOT THE BEES OH GODDD!!! :sorrow: |
| https://preview.redd.it/9vfe886sa7lh1.jpeg?width=1175&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eb764f64e9b2b630e65fd6b6f4f5358d556a4c5c\n\n \n$14.7M on calls in a couple trades last week. You think that isn’t a MM. Blackrock bought 8%. State Street bought 13M shares. Vanguard 5% of the company through 3 different funds. Fuck your puts. Buy them and post it you clown. |
| Ai op cant read |
| Do not the hotdog up my butt |
| Paint for me a picture: how does OpenAI become profitable in the next year and historically profitable in the next three? |
| extremely cheap to trade. It started rallying with crypto last week. I bought a bunch of 8/28 calls for .10 |
| Again, I don't see how that helps me answer research questions.\n\nI'm not asking how to mine data about WSB. |
| Should i buy a house before then? |
| Son, we have AI at home.\n\nAI at home:\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/hmh3hvxxa7lh1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=424ff75bb242bf8d858131cb1ed060ebc61c430c |
| FOMO... Just like with traders. |
| you can safely remove "or" from that sentence |
| I don't understand the assignment. Are we going for spicy nuggs or shiny rocks? |
| I dont know if thats true |
| Fuck I should have held my silver calls |
| I too want another movie with Burry |
| What’s your thesis, that it’s cheap? It’s global strategy is in shambles, it’s losing market share to Adidas to the younger generation, and it’s struggling to compete with athletileisure brands like Alo, Lulu, Vuori. |
| Being tall is the guy version of having big tits |
| The puts are literally astronomically high because this shit is going to crater. Why would I risk 5k to make a max return of 2.5 k???? \n\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/9ktluwyta7lh1.jpeg?width=1306&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=82bcb3e59c13826900adc39d5fc528a8917b74fc |
| Stupid |
| Futes closed by open |
| It's not about whether LLMs are useful or not it's all about ROI. If they cannot increase prices by a huge amount the ROI is not decades but centurys away. That's the main issue with the capex. If you then consider that an open weight model with the same quality night be available you are not even able increase the price xD.\n\nIt's not about if everyone will use AI everywhere or not that's pretty clear now. All that matters is the long term ROI for shareholders and that far from guaranteed especially with the recent open weight models being very close the the closed models. |
| uhh, no. it immediatley turned red and stayed red. |
| « Sorta have a degree in it »\n\nFries in the bag |
| Tard risk on sentiment indicator |
| I'm long, but I may exit that position if it pops. |
| Tbf Burry won’t stfu about Burry. At this point I’m convinced he makes some statement knowing enough will listen that he can make money off of his position. |
| Pretty sure this entire sub is pro-dick |
| MU needs to 2x or im fuk |
| What you don't know could fill a book |
| You just haven't trained the AI on enough historical data. Do more backtesting, duh. |
| # NOT LOOKING GOOD FOR BUL |
| Guess who can print more chips? Korea and China. |
| cope |
| Whats the use case for corn? Have u ever used it? |
| Then we will send even more military to fix it |
| AI cant actually do anything tho |
| Bessent lost round 1 to the Bond Vigilante’s (I wish people called me that, bad ass descriptor). In response🥭is going to do/say something to move oil down hard this week. Holding USO puts hoping my theory holds true. |
| Hold. Us govt can print more dollars but not memory chips |
| I plan to buy as many January $25c’s as I possibly can over the next month. |
| WEN GOLD 10K |
| Wen, its time to move |
| 🥈 |
| It’s a binary play, but the data thus far is overwhelmingly in favor of the bull case versus the bear case. Not to mention they still have a very promising second drug in their pipeline. This isn’t a case of a company putting all their eggs in one basket. |
| JBS🥩🥩 |
| You're asking people that make $18/hr and still smoke cigarettes. |
| If every instinct you have is wrong then the opposite must be right. |
| Of course, it’s a blinded clinical trial. Insider info is literally impossible. |
| Yes !!! |
| The secret 3rd option. |
| You can just call him Justin Trudeau 😒💅 |
| Bibi don't hurt me |
| 10% drawdown based on this post alone unfortunately. |
| That sounds like a bulletproof system to lose money lol. |
| Your port, yes. |
| But we’ll probably be asleep then |
| You're retarded |
| I'll buy it at 20, maybe |
| Thoughts on $SNDK moving forward? Hold or buy? |
| Oh no what? |
| Just read [this](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/s/LCnC7pYvAJ) |
| What is love 😔 |
| And my post purchase research is never at all biased |
| Moron. |
| https://preview.redd.it/h19nyes7a7lh1.png?width=1122&format=png&auto=webp&s=de01587af4b9aedec89af238d4350cdd88dfec89\n\nDidn’t need a WSB post to tell me the one eyed freak was a one hit wonder, here’s a middle finger and let’s have a meme off instead |
| I have pinged the mods about this request |
| Bessent is going to announce that Nadia is backstopping the US debt and everyone can relax. |
| Eat my dongus you fuckin nerd.\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| Oh hell yeah. Please buy puts. I just gave you the dd, you can’t refute any of it, and your arrogance is gonna make you take the opposite side of the trade. Lmaoooooo, Let’s do this shit. Fuck your puts. Post your position. \n\nRemind me! 3 months |
| Go gettem Mitch |
| This autoreply needs to updated to 40$ .. inflation dude |
| Thoughts on Dick's? |
| 😳 |
| Everyone knows futes dont matter until pre market |
| Counterpoint, i can run an open source AI on my home rig thats 95% as effective as a paid model. Whats stopping companies from just doing this rather than pay subscriptions. Remove the middleman, save money |
| Quiet now. The bears are a necessary pressure release valve. Let them cook. |
| Bearish |
| what part of gape do you not understand |
| All good, friend. |
| my guess is when burry himself stops prognosticating on twitter |
| Well you see, you just need to use a programmatic chromium interface to ingest and summarize live content from Google. Then you create a custom interface to something like tiingo so it has access to market news and realtime/historic equity data. Pair this with sentiment analysis from WSB and you have a bulletproof system. |
| Holy shit. It's Chad Dickens.\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| This week:\n\nBessent: I am here to tell you…\n\nBond market: You are going to start paying down your debt?\n\nBessent: No, I was thinking about moving those deck chairs over here… Wait, come back…. |
| That’s why |
| Can we consider food stamps cards |
| https://preview.redd.it/fgw3ixpz97lh1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=63a0e09bb930b997257b8cb53977052830c55c9b |
| It’s time to buy Nike regards |
| I’m still running limewire on my family computer |
| It would cost me 5 k potential loss with an expiration of January 2027 to make a max profit of 2,750 on this stock buying a put. Fuck this noise even the MM know this is a scam lol |
| Why do my toes leak green liquid? |
| But why? |
| Down? Up? Wanna fuck? Like what |
| I need stocks to triple rn |
| You can see volume in any trading app |
| gape |
| Bessent? |
| Mother, I'm a rich boy now |
| Tried the blue raspberry Sprite, was good. Thats the only thing they got right in my order 🙁 |
| Why? |
| no retard |
| Inverse WSB has always been successful |
| How are we not mooning right now? |
| Costanza investing - whatever I feel inclined to do, I'll do the opposite |
| Post positions or shut the fuck up |
| *[ Removed By Sam Altman ]* |
| When will people STFU about Burry? |
| 🌽 up. Berz are kil |
| Kaiba, and he plays blue-eyes white dragon. |
| BERS ARE DONE |
| False on the BAT improving. |
| Link to the futes please 😋 |
| intel.... |
| Say you’re sorry |
| #beep beep boot im a bot ask me anything |
| “Yes, you developed a hazard ratio of 0.45 reducing risk of death by 55% at any given age and pushed median overall survivor out from an 8 to 10 months of toxicity to 36+ months of non-toxicity but we’re not going to approve that in a disease that currently has no FDA approved maintenance therapy for… Reasons.” — FDA\n\nSee how silly that sounds?\n\nAlso, I keep seeing this parroted by people that don’t understand that Sellas won’t exist when GPS is dealing with FDA approval. Do you think a company with less than 15 employees is going to deal with FDA and try to bring it to market, or the big Pharma with billions and thousands of employees that buys them out with an infrastructure that’s ready to go. OG SLS holders don’t care about FDA approval because it won’t be SLS that is trying to get it. When the data comes out with a breakthrough and this becomes the new standard of care overnight for 20,000 patients a year generating $500,000 per patient annually for 36+ months (aka billions an annual revenue) this little $3B market cap will go to 10+ billion overnight because that’s what the asset will be worth. |
| Op is both gay and retarded. |
| Bro, Texas is a death trap, you gotta get out |
| I don't think big M is highly rated in the big 2026 |
| Even if the economy has been flipped on its head through deliberate actions, can't T just use the same backdoors to import more good tariff free like he did beef? Subsidize the oil, subsidize the steel, and subsidize the dairy, and do bailouts for nvidia and datacenters, and roll out stimulus tariff-rebate checks to citizens? |
| NQ Flatter than my gf wtf |
| **BREAKING: OIL TANKER-SIZED WORMHOLE DISCOVERED OFF THE COAST OF HORMUZ** |
| I don't understand how self-hosting helps me research, you gotta elaborate.\n\nI get if you're training your own small data set or something. |
| I hate it when the local news reports on national stories, I wanna hear about Cletus shooting Bill Bob over their sister cousin |
| Reservoir Dogs |
| Only if there is tongue involved |
| Ber tot bol tot |
| Who has the cards? |
| Limit down |
| BERS WILL BE SORRY LMAO |
| A second plane is headed for the bond market…you have been warned…. |
| Long 100x |
| Luv me some south Island |
| Classic bull cope |
| Chicken wings |
| working at the hockey stick factory huh |
| FML MODERNA up2% on hyperliquid |
| Green |
| pasta |
| Pools are |
| Drive to Canada |
| When V? |
| Yezzir easy scalping |
| Tough one… |
| sugg it |
| Don't come here it's expensive |
| Only 2x? What happened to the Korea I once knew. |
| The number of bears in WSB always reassures me of my long positions |
| My wife does this crap too. I cant deal with any nasty shit sitting in my sink |
| It's so hot my temperature is way above my set thermostat |
| Do they know that with margin, they could buy more things? |
| Can these American politicians stop fucking with my job security and investment portfolio please? - Signed a Canadian |
| Yet some random people talk about him all the time |
| Gay Bear Society vindicated tomorrow 9:30, mark it |
| Waxing gibbous 24/7 |
| Priced in already |
| Back when the system forced steel hands.\n\nThat's why my nonna kept her paper shares of IBm. She didn't know how to sell |
| The electrician went full port 2x Samsung ETF on margin and now he cant afford gas for his van |
| Bro I have invested in shit like this before. One unforeseen issue can crater this stock despite your “in depth” DD. There is so much that goes into a high powered studies like I said I’m not here to debate the DD. I’m just saying if every stock that people had conviction in and in depth DD with foolproof facts produced astronomical gains everyone would be rich. Go to any stock sub and see all the irrefutable DD. Thats not how this game works. You want me to buy a put for 5k against it I will just based on the pumping going on. I will but I would have to do more research to put more against it. But just based on the flippant pumping of this stock I would happily wager 5 k against it\n\nEdit: the bid ask spread is pretty wide but I’m still going to consider it because fuck the pumping of this stock |
| No |
| NZ has a pretty decent path to immigration. Idk about AUS |
| you’re telling me you didn’t have more info than anyone else huh |
| Have you tried Ketamine? |
| Who the fuck alerted boggden? |
| Y |
| can i get margin called on a monday? |
| #RED TOMORROW, THIS WEEK, THIS MONTH, THIS YEAR, THIS DECADE, THIS CENTURY, THIS MILLENIUM, RED FOREVER |
| Michael Burry responded to my craigslist ad looking for someone to mow my lawn. "$30 is $30", he said as he continued to mow what was clearly the wrong yard. My neighbor and I shouted at him but he was already wearing muffs. Focused dude. He attached a phone mount onto the handle of his push mower. I was able to sneak a peek and he was browsing Zillow listings in central Wyoming. He wouldn't stop cackling.\n\nThat is to say, Burry has his fingers in a lot of pies. He makes sure his name is in all the conversations.\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| ICP just had a record setting gathering of the Jugaloos |
| What’s more overrated? Michael Burry or The Odyssey? |
| https://preview.redd.it/fzi76q0w87lh1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1ff72ebe327e4aed2e337ab74f8ab45e926cc23a |
| why did people here think it was gonna open with big green dick |
| Well I guess biotech and energy it is tomorrow |
| LMAO BERS |
| try Australia mate |
| Hey /u/ok-degenerate - I am a bot from /r/wallstreetbets. You submitted one or more banned tickers: UUU.\n\n We don't allow discussion of low market cap (less than 500mm) tickers to prevent pump & dump spam and scammers. |
| It was the style at the time |
| lol...you don't know what you don't know.\n\nIgnorance really is bliss. |
| Its ass |
| correct....and just a month or so longer and he doesnt hit big because he runs out of capital....very lucky |
| every asset class down, thats a good sign right? |
| Im so sick of the US |
| What is your job |
| Please no, recover please I beg you |
| Why hadn’t KOSPI called an electrician? Are they stupid? |
| Biggg red |
| FUTES ARE FAKE AND REGARDED ! |
| I dumped 100% of my Roth in BMNE ($280k) 3 weeks ago. This was a good move |
| Big red |
| It is known |
| Oh my god futures are crashing, bloodbath tomorrow |
| Spoiler man gets bit by a spider |
| YouTube and running scenarios with AI so you can see how things work visually |
| is the 'free ride' thing gone? |
| Can u guys kiss |
| I love you man! I’m holding only 8.3k shares @4.44 and couldn’t be happier |
| The market is up 20% over the last 12 months.\n\nThat sounds like a bull market |
| What is this |
| Please alert me next time you enter a trade. Thanks! |
| Already circuit breakered twice, it’s over |
| A sufficiently large quantity of shiite can be useful, and you can produce a lot of shiite when self-hosting. |
| About to watch spooderman at the theater 👋 |
| Have you guys tried McDonald’s new DingleBerry Blitz? Fkn delicious make sure to order it with extra Dingleberries yall |
| Korea not open yet but yes |
| 401k for govt employees |
| Tmrw we buy puts at 2pm economic d day |
| No we didnt. |
| Honestly that rule kept me from doing a lot of gambling and I didn’t know it was gone. Now that it is I’ll have to hop back in! |
| A Depression would high key be tight |
| korea red? pls report |
| The quesirito is back you uncultured pig. |
| ROPE |
| 55% in 12 months? What is this, revenue for ants? |
| Burry just got lucky one time in 2008. Nothing more. He is nowhere near a legend |
| Hoping we have little more pump and then start selling long dated deep OTM CCs. Cover about a quarter of my holdings, wait for 80th, ideally IV spikes, sell more of those CCs until I only have about a quarter of my current position available. Ride that to the end. |
| Yes while eating the beefy crunch burrito |
| What is a TSP? |
| Next week, McDonalds will start selling cheeseburgers with 6pc US bonds for $5 |
| Tomorrow I reckon |
| SPY is down 0.06%. It’s fuckin over |
| You're not the only one. SLS bulls are insufferable. They are also just straight up misjudging the risk/reward. |
| I should’ve bopped his noggin when he came into my old retail store back when he still had that PoS company Loopt. What a way to fail upwards, and he’s such a deplorable individual. |
| Inglorius bastards is really good but IMO once upon a time is a solid 10, nice story, great photography and acting |
| I long for micheal bankrupty |
| I've arrived |
| Good thing I'm usually too hungover to watch the markets on Mondays |
| Almost. All my serious money goes into my TSP. |
| The *real* queen of Canada might take issue with that |
| Holy shit. It's Chad Dickens.\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| i need spy to pump this week so i can dump my bags |
| it is written |
| I WANT TO SPEAK WITH THE MANAGER !!! |
| As a Canadian, I politely decline your offer. |
| Yields soaring is hurting my portfolio but getting to watch Bessent squirm and blame everyone but themselves for every stupid fucking decision they’ve made has been pretty fun |
| Hey man you do you bet the house on it if you are that much conviction. Im not here to hate just pointing out that its not always that easy to make money or everyone wiukd be rich |
| I concur, you really do seem insufferable. |
| It gets better, I hereby declare you the King of Canada, effective immediately |
| 🥭 will use the full force of the us military to capture and subdue the CEO of the bond market and lower interest rates.\n\nVery obvious play if you knew how to play 4 dementia-nal chess |
| I trade depending on how big my morning shit is. Small load is puts, big load is calls. |
| #dont look at futes buls.. dame. |
| Red 🙁 |
| I see you roll your way into the semis…. Dios mio… |
| Treasury probably spent a fortune in shorting oil by the way and it was all money down the drain |
| Whens the next dude 44 bravo updates |
| Who monitoring the GTA6 situation? It’s been hours since I’ve checked. Imagine being NFLX and paying 100MM for 6 hour exclusivity, just to get undercut by an entire week :kek: |
| No revenue confirmed. SLS to the moon |
| Week of NVDA earnings & you are holding puts Michael??\n\nPracticing my conversation with Burry.... |
| Looks red to me |
| I told bers the market wouldnt care about tarrifs on just 20 billion of goods. There were so many days to price that shit in. |
| Buy mstr and turn that into $300k with 6-12 months |
| I’m looking for spcx to drop back around 130 then see volume come back outta nowhere to kick it back up above 135 |
| You can check my other comments. I told him to take his profits and run. He insists the best is yet to come and refutes any of the potential risk so I countered with then why take any money off the table. Bunch of regards in here with no money acting like they’re Warren fuckin Buffett. |
| So your stance is that because it is difficult not everyone can do it. Yeah, that’s what makes it difficult. Your lack of understanding and dd and feelings that it’s too good to be true are not an arguments against it. If you want to support your position on why it’s too good to be true than do it, otherwise your stance is low effort and played out.\n\nExplain BAT mOS met in 2024. Explain infinite dosing added in phase 3 and the company originally predicting the 80th event by EOY 2024. Explain multiple papers published recently saying BAT mOS under 12 months. Explain State Street buying 13M shares and 7% of the company recently. Explain Blackrock buying more than that. Explain the $14.7M in January $15c’s bought in a couple trades last week. Give us your math on how the trial fails without 80 events at 30 months since the last patient enrolled with a disease that historically kills you in 8-10 months.\n\nYou can’t, you already said you don’t care enough to do the work so of course it’s too good to be true. |
| Mmm cake her up, give her some fake lashes, and a chandelier boob tattoo... |
| was that research done at taco bell |
| Nvda calls used to be fun 😮💨 |
| If anyone is looking at the moon currently: so am I - How does that make you feel? |
| The finding that attention could be applied across an entire prompt is from 2017. LLMs trained on a sufficient amount of compute to be useful is only a few years old. |
| RIP Jeanty |
| 16k by 2030 |
| Gold is futing |
| Futs going in the correct direction |
| Sk hynix will 📈 in Korea 🦋 |
| They’ve already approved infinite dosing along the way. We’re good. |
| I have 2027 Sony calls. Low key semi play with their sensors. |
| Im Taiwanese Canadian so I guess im double American now |
| IREN MRVL both have earnings Thursday. |
| nga lost 3 pennies |
| It's the least I can do |
| It better |
| Yep. When I first started out with TD Ameritrade, it cost $9.99 per transaction. So, if I bought shares, it cost $9.99, then $9.99 to sell. That was a killer. |
| Tom “fat cuck” Lee said his research shows that we are going to cross SPX 8,000 very soon |
| Think about something else |
| Seriously. Just move. The chop is killing me |
| How am I down 3% on USD stablecoin 🤨 |
| Not monday, or Friday, preferably after I had my breakfast and the tards leave the thread and the sensible people start talking |
| entirely depends on nvda |
| Thank yod |
| Seems legit |
| Smh is going to go a lot higher |
| Just grabbed all the maple syrup and hockey sticks from Walmart. I’m gonna retire after I’m able to flip these things for millions of $’s soon. |
| How does that help? |
| thoughts on nvda and spy calls |
| Probably a Sam’s club LARPER |
| It's actually looking like an uptrend to me 🙂 one if the only stocks in the semis sector showing strength |
| Would |
| Are semi’s going to retest ATH this year or nah? |
| Futes yooting |
| Can you explain why to us regards? |
| imao😂 |
| When do u trade… |
| then you didn’t look for it. |
| Trading on Monday is idiocy anyways |
| For what it's worth, I, u/abroadbroadband, hereby grant all Canadians American citizenship effective immediately\n\nI am also declaring Taiwan the 51st state of America, effectively immediately\n\nAnd lastly, I hereby increase tariffs on China to 20,000% and also declare war on China, effective immediately\n\nThank you for your attention to this matter! |
| Did this mfer just say "cost-co" |
| ES down 5, bers eating good |
| Sqqq |
| Cathie is not a 10. |
| Just a warning for anyone thinking about taking a position here: biotech is never this simple. If the trial fails the stock will go down 90%. Treat it like a coin flip or be ready to earn some hard lessons in biotech investing. |
| ok buddy, it’s time to go touch some grass now |
| in your mouf. Let it hit your tongue\n\nMmmm |
| futing* |
| Wat futures open at |
| she's a 10 but is bullish on SPCX |
| A lot of zeros with a one in front of it |
| are futes fusing? |
| Relax tim apple |
| #wen UN gonna send eleccction watches in Nov LMAO |
| Buy the top, sell the dip |
| Anyone can tell me the best place to learn Option Trading ? |
| La, the best one |
| are you a millionaire unc? |
| ew |
| That feeling when you white and your black friends finally start calling you the N word? It’s better than sex. Better than a 10 bagger when you’re 90% down |
| I lost money on the movie ticket people. Tried to cash out but couldn’t cause of day trades and it plummeted after hours.\n\nOver time I built up my account and could day trades and now people get to whenever! Lucky ducks lol \n\nThankfully I’m actually very green now but shit hurt back then lol |
| I’m not saying people already didn’t get rich off it but that’s the run up based on expectations. One FDA members asshole hair twitches the wrong way and this stock can wipe all those gains away in a hurry. |
| Some part is always making money, given their previous performance and how fucked up the economy is right now, I'd say meds are reliable |
| should i buy now or tommorow? |
| Inglorious Bastards is #1 |
| i dont understand how people can be so out of touch. ate lunch with an aquantance, and she is all about how great mother hood is.\n\n\n\nhowever she seems to be totally unaware of the incomming famine, supply chain disruptions, the global economy. \n\nalso that child doesnt even have a house. \n\nthat kid is super fucked.\n\n\nmy kid at least has 4 cost-co gold bars just in case he needs food in the soonish future, which is like better. |
| Till oil hovers around 90 and fears of inflation remains high and bond rates remain high, we aint getting any bull run. \n\n \nIn conclusion, the only reason the market is not 10% higher is Donald Trump |
| Took my career seriously, ended up a corporate slave. Not in very good shape. |
| Spy |
| Imagine missing out on semis because you were loaded up on shit coins. |
| Futures are useless, unless you're trading futures |
| I also want BOGO chipotle |
| Y’all are my entertainment. |
| Wut |
| Not even close to pulp fiction. IMO not even better than Jackie Brown |
| what do yall think is a good stock to buy tommorow? |
| All I want is for theta to lose |
| Bers lolling at Bols, Bols lolling at bers. |
| Why |
| Imma need you to never share your opinions ever again |
| Id say its up there for sure |
| I have a neighbour with autism, he walks his two dogs and makes pictures and music with AI.\n\n \nMaybe he is one of their most loyal customers but who else needs this junk srsly.. |
| futures so open, no one will notice im ugly |
| Bessents at 2pm et |
| Bottom is falling out |
| So the market didn't care about hockey stick tariffs. These are going to result in good paying hockey stick manufacturing jobs disappearing. |
| We’ll I’ve already seen countless people up 5 to 6 digits here. Not saying it’s easy, but all of them put in the work by doing DD month after month and having the mental resilience to stick with the science and data out there. Instead if getting emotionally derailed by the FUD |
| This will go green once the canadians stop selling |
| Lmao chat spamming both rip bols and rip bers\n\nPick one and stick to it |
| Happy to hear this. Life from 22-30 has been quite rough, full of challenges. |
| okay chill lady it aint even that deep its just a chat box |
| I know i'm getting roasted but Once upon a time in Hollywood is Quarantino's best movie |
| I don’t think we beat them like we use too unfortunately |
| If you took your career seriously in your 20’s and stay in good shape your 30s are goated bc you have money |
| Why this being downvoted? |
| 55 is deep Unc territory. What on earth are you even doing here? |
| Looks like it's starting a downtrend to me, but what do I know |
| BERS RUN FOR THE HILLS !!! |
| Praise be allah |
| Fuck CMG get CAVA |
| -3000 but yeah |
| Med sector will def rocket up over this week |
| FREAK THE FUCK OUT AND PANIC SELL EVERYTHING. IT'S OVER 😭\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/7blnv00q67lh1.png?width=495&format=png&auto=webp&s=adb5d7177815e9c19d18a6eff1d7037cdbc0d51c\n\n |
| Well its got back from the 8$ territory that was the mooning |
| Agentforce is absolute trash. Vaporware |
| We are fuked! |
| Lol, with who? Lowest I ever saw was $8. Zero fee was Robinhood's entire competitive edge. We got on invite-only waitlists for the app to launch so we could trade free. |
| maybe we are not cooked |
| #RIP BULLS |
| Pop in where exactly |
| Short or straddle |
| "We had-" Who? |
| lol it never ceases to amaze me how the dumb bears are |
| Ight, im going to go get my BOGO Chipotle (fatass). 🥭better tweet out that a peace deal has been reached by the time I get back ✊🤤 |
| Calls on copium |
| 30 to 50 were my best years, now I’m 55 and will fall asleep if I stay still for 5 minutes, I can walk 5 miles a day, but can’t burn any weight off, I get called Unc a lot. |
| Today will be one of the openings of all time |
| Don not take that stuff anymore man! Just doing my part, but listen to me. It’s called gas station smack for a reason. You obviously have a gambling problem so let’s not compound here sir |
| yes, include your mom too |
| SPIDERS!!! |
| Sls seems like the play this week |
| refresh your chart bro 😭 |
| All in on MRVL?? |
| So is Nadia going to tank the market? We thinking 190 wow? |
| Umm excuuuse me sir it's ovals 🤓 |
| Futures fake, oil should be $0 |
| The US - Canada war has been priced in boys, no worries about tomorrow |
| Hopefully your 8k will be 30-50k next year.\n\n \nThis is the end game for the economy! GOLD AND BOND YIELDS RUNNING HIGHER! |
| Damn, Futes were green at open, so puts at open |
| Bers be like "FUTES DRILLING" \n\nLMAO |
| Yeah this shit is cooked, GG |
| We need a gif of him doing this in front of a stock chart asap \n\nhttps://x.com/marlene4719/status/2091587261250850956?s=46 |
| Bitcoin is on its way to zero |
| Bols in trouble. Berrorists took the first 9 rounds on nuke. |
| sony calls |
| Some of them look like dudes 🤷 |
| Lmao yall a cult, gimme all this incredibile amount of data everyone talks about but nome will give a source about |
| Cathy? |
| It’s never as good as 26 |
| Modern Venetoclax regimens don't change the biological cliff between CR1 and CR2. \nThe recent July 2026 MD Anderson data (Kugler / Bazinet et al.) confirms that even in academic care, CR2 patients receiving a curative Stem Cell Transplant only reach a **14-month mOS**. \nA global, transplant-ineligible CR2 control arm on standard BAT doesn't beat transplanted survival curves. The real-world BAT floor remains 8–10 mo. \nThe trial remaining frozen at 78/80 events for months isn't BAT overperforming. It's GPS delivering a real survival tail. The statistical math is already locked. |
| And rightly so. Out of interest, what time do they actually change there? Here in Europooria it's quite cool because they open at midnight between Sun and Mon so it's like weekend over bitches here's a plate of red |
| Everyone buy SLS the more retards I get to buy in the more I'm convinced my already up investment will continue to rocket |
| Black monday |
| Weekend Dow just went off a cliff |
| https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1r5IuxTwy6o&ra=m \nI want to get regarded song! |
| How isn't this down lol so funny BER FUK |
| lol no |
| She's a 10 but shes 92 |
| FUTESSS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO |
| more TEM shares!!! |
| If it were that easy everyone would be rich. There is a tad more nuance to it than that. Anything that seems so easily researchable and such a slam dunk win should raise an eyebrow just based on that. I’m not going to debate the intricacies with you because I’m neither for or against SLS but the pumping has me suspicious just based on that. If it was that easy to do DD and figure out the results before hand everyone would be rich betting on biotech. |
| Rally until NVDA earnings then dump. |
| damn, futures red, which means green at open |
| Oil drilling |
| Imagine not buying any bitcoin because it just went parabolic, just to watch it rip to $100k+ a couple weeks later |
| All that wolfing for this? 🤦♂️ |
| cliffy |
| fuck the bers |
| When its been a hot day and you pop in an ice cold popsicle...\n\n\n🤤 Its heaven |
| Well well well |
| You prefer fat mericans? |
| Retarded |
| Then everything can be classified as a skill issue then. If I can't afford rent, skill issue with the government/country. If I'm fat, skill issue with the gym. If i'm having health issues, skill issue with the doctor!!!!! |
| Green (0.04%). Bers r fuk. Edit: It faded 😂 |
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| Damn, even theta gang got to Futes |
| RUG RUG RUG RUG RUG |
| Warsaw has lots of foreigners too, maybe you're just a ber |
| Holy shit, my 92 year-old great aunt who’s still active on social media just used the “It’s been 84 years” meme literally. She wins. |
| My wife's version of washing up: leave all utensils in the sink 'to soak' smdh |
| THETAS LMAO |
| futes futin |
| Great fuckin timing |
| bust as in u cummed or |
| The consensus here is depressed |
| Try the dudes |
| Calls then? |
| But you have Carneys for entertainment. |
| No you didn't even respond to the actual content.\n\nYou just fed it into AI and trolled as you always do all day nonstop.\n\nYour answer was basically "you have to do adversarial prompting!!" hurr durr.\n\nBasically keep repeating you have to constantly baby sit and fight it. Which defeats the purpose of using it.\n\nLike I said, it fully understood my question. What it didn't understand was how to deal with conflicting information. It even went to conspiracy blogs.\n\nLike you just troll people all day using AI. Literally go to dev subs to troll even coders who are probably the most who benefit lmao.\n\nYou should be banned from subs. You spend all day trolling people about how good AI is with your anecdotal evidence and AI slop. |
| I only have around 4k in stocks in my RH account. I have a CSP with 15k using my own cash. RH only lent me about 2k which I used for a CSP on SOFI $16 strike. |
| LMAOOO BERS |
| QUICK SOMEONE TELL ME HOW TO FEEL |
| You may pick up your crayons |
| BOLS LMAO :clifford: |
| Leave them for us, you might enjoy grindr |
| Can't participate, lost my moni at an actual casino |
| Stockholder here. Nvidia has not gone up after earnings since two years. I wonder why this stock is so cursed. Every of the stock goes up after every other earning except this big green dildo. |
| i'm 38 and the last few years have been some of my best. up to you really. |
| https://preview.redd.it/1cwhglts57lh1.png?width=1408&format=png&auto=webp&s=ff5dedf569fe7afa3086e4ac678b0e7ddaad2b51 |
| Our economy is terrible and we're in a recession. |
| Bet |
| Any oppertunities in the bondmarket? |
| LOL Bers \n |
| $14 🙁 |
| It opens |
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| Gold long and Us100 short |
| I’m not OP but did I need the /s, was that too sub-tle? Got a regular Jim Rogers over here |
| Man, slavic girls are absolutely not my cup of tea\n\nBeen swiping left for the past hour in Warsaw |
| These people have no idea what they’re talking about, they see a 10x already happened and think nothing can go higher without actually taking in how big of an accomplishment SLS is making |
| it opens down -1% |
| I like to buy high then watch it drop like 30% , then wait like 1 year. When I come close to my buy price . Then sell everything and watch the next day it rocket to the moon. |
| Should I put 100k in it now or is it too late? |
| 1 minute :rob: |
| and when it opens -2% will be like "healthy pullback" |
| Was a huge bust last time for me (calls) |
| Puts on America. Calls on maple syrup |
| How bad does it get after 30? Asking for a friend… |
| You replied to my text first, genius. Don't throw stones and then cry when someone throws them back. |
| lmao. That's unlucky. Money buys talent... ai is no different there. More money generally implies better talent. AI is commoditized intelligence. If you pay for the bottom of the barrel, that's what you will get. If management wants that, that's what you get. I'd classify that as a skill issue with management |
| I’m still down 8% \nBought gold, silver, and uranium at the top. That run up lasted for months and then corrected as soon as I bought in lol. |
| Put $8k into GDX a couple mos ago when I moved my IRA into Schwab. Was getting pissed seeing it down -$700 at first and now suddenly I’m up $2k in like 10 days. |
| im gonna long this btc breakout with 100x leverage |
| Who wants to pump and dump a stock tmrw |
| Hm, SOXL? |
| # !RemindMe 118 Hours To either glaze this mf as bolstradamus the long, or call him a retard. |
| still think we wont see sustained dumping before anthropic ipo, too many rich guys need your exit liquidity |
| Shut up! 😭 |
| Everything is so entwined with aj to the point even utility company's are being priced with expected data center power. Essentially everyone's retirement does depend on Ai. Calls. |
| Millions of years sculpt this peak body |
| Is this also going up again with doomsday? |
| My grandma?\n\nEdit: your grandma! |
| Holding open leveraged positions during the weekend is my new jam |
| In the bussy, he just said |
| Yeah, God's honest, I am as socially liberal as a Libertarian. I assume if people are part of this inexplicable wave of puritan revivalism, they have probably been on 4chan too long. |
| i dont even know why i bother waiting for Sunday futes. Absolute waste of time. It could be + or - 10% and I will just assume it will be reversed by Monday |
| 3 minutes gents |
| How do you know? Are an Eastern european gold investor? |
| your life insurance probably too |
| When it's -0.3% the same mfers be like "futes flat" |
| Sounds like aligned incentives to me. |
| Yea they going to nuke their earnings this week. Bankruptcy confirmed. |
| How can you not get excited about watching cars go around in circles? |
| LMAO |
| Irene is threatening nukes? |
| 'but it was up on hype liquid' |
| This AI stuff is honestly incredible. It will change the entire future. This is only the beginning. \n\n(my entire retirement depends on the market skyrocketing because of AI hype) |
| Thats my secret cap\n\nIm always edging |
| INFQ moon when? |
| options on oracle |
| Tariff talks collapse, Iran threathening Nuclear bombs, bond market emergency meeting...seems kinda bullish to me 😂😂🤠 |
| BREAKING NEWS: THE STRAIT IS OFFICIALLY OPEN RIGHT NOW |
| close... |
| AVGO 450 by September 10th. |
| Hopefully more than that I am loaded up the ballz |
| futures gonna open up .01% and WSB will be like "futes rippin'" |
| company poor |
| \-3% qqq day tomorrow |
| Flat to start the week if not a little bounce to $770. No real bad news this weekend. |
| Dont sell yourself short now |
| This is like buying ETH when you should have just Bitcoin the whole time |
| OPEN THE DAMN CASINO! :hammer: |
| What’s this mean ? Recession ? |
| Forgot which sub I’m on. Of course you don’t know what a secular bull market is. |
| Just wait for futes and don't shoot your load too early |
| Just use local llama on an old gtx 560 and you are gucci |
| RISK ON |
| You complained about this earlier, and we discussed. I made up my mind re: your approach already lol. It's not an effective one, I know. That's a skill issue. Sequential single prompts are not how to run the models effectively. If you're doing that, yah it's a skill issue. |
| LET ME IN THE CASINO I WANNA SOME SWEET LEVERAGED LIFE :screech: |
| Lets turn left, and turn left agaiiinnnnnn! |
| its busy analyzing sentiment of ppl who matter. WSB is just my tether to reality |
| 770+ |
| Your wife during her bachelorette party |
| RISK ON MOTHERFUCKER |
| Here's the dirty secret. Even the better models are pretty shite. Don't get me wrong, helpful but still shite. |
| Who am I kidding. \nI’ll never be poor and stupid enough for nascar \n😔 |
| Buncha dumbasses in here on margin |
| a chipotle bowl is a chipotle bowl |
| I should not have to be coming here, hat in my hand, reminding you of your duty to pump my bags |
| how does an implied mov ework |
| Man I used to love watching old mitch hedburg clips! |
| 6 minutes until my life has meaning again |
| Yes, writing prompts is so hard! Opus totally understands the question and spends 60% of its tokens in minutes allocated for 5 hours...\n\nBut gets confused and hallucinates.\n\nThe problem are people! The AI is perfect. |
| Okay so he was talking about that peak on Wednesday, got it. Likely gonna see it again here this week. 💀 |
| #Futes about to open just as I predicted LMAO🤌 |
| Nadia is going down. She's getting old and customers arent tipping like they used to |
| Trmp will make 10,000 trades and make a billion. Youll make 12,000 trades and make $12 |
| Last time I saw someone " feel it in the loins" on PLTR I saw them turn 10k into 500k on 2dte otm calls |
| Call of Duty: Roadwork |
| Where ? |
| Buncha dumbasses in here on margin |
| I am almost break even after 12 months |
| Could have Rick Rolled you but I’m dead serious when it comes to curing cancer |
| WEEKEND SO TRAUMATIZING THAT I FORGOT WHAT RISKY POSITIONS I GAMBLED ON |
| No, surely it will be a religious bear market |
| I said I trust you, bro. |
| we will see in 9 minutes. |
| That's Love! |
| *I'm talking about deal #361 not the old one.* |
| Crypto Casino be pumpin |
| There no reason to insult people and call them whiny bitches. No one knows if the GPS phase 2 trial results from 2021 will carry to today’s trial in a meaningful way. BAT has been improving, and phase 2 biotech trials are usually optimistic. When you move to phase 3 you get a few things working against you: going from single site to multi-site adds variability. And BATs continue to be refined and improve. That’s all pressure on your outcomes. Hopefully the buffer is large enough but no one knows until unblinding. I’d give GPS a 60% chance, which is still better than chance, but not the slam dunk we all want it to be |
| NVDA p/e is 32.88\n\nYou are not bullish enough. |
| Buncha dumbasses in here on margin |
| **OPEN THE CASINO** |
| So what's the sentiment? |
| That's a skill issue for sure. Why not use a more advanced one? |
| might means Americans make better decisions and not gamble. |
| Wow, legend at 13x.... Still, I'm happy with my 4x.... |
| Wow bears are getting smashed in the bussy |
| Open the fucking casino!! 🎰 |
| Buncha dumbasses in here on margin |
| Why not have AI do that for you? |
| They said they're raising prices 15% |
| We were cooked before market close. |
| Gundam was popular like 20 years ago, is his friend a boomer? |
| i'm not even going to watch futes, just going to judge where its at by wsb sentiment. |
| WE ARE NOT ENRON! |
| 😂 |
| I assume nadia's |
| We are is. |
| Driver San Francisco |
| Keep slaying king!\n\n\nDont let the basement dwellers on here keep you down! |
| Us |
| Me my wife and her bf, they are going down, I am mostly just watching |
| Need amd at 550 by 26th ..really need leather man to bring out his best jacket yet.... |
| my brain blew up looking at this |
| Haidilao is on the stock market?!! |
| For everyone new to the stock. The most important piece of DD can be found here:\n\nhttps://youtu.be/nCtrZavKCuM?is=pBVihc4MEozZRotZ |
| I use the cheapest model and it’s stupid |
| Pac-Man. |
| Which press conference? |
| like gundam wing? no way that's going to be anywhere near as popular as pokemon. are you trying to flip these for money or are you collecting them. if it's for money, don't waste your time. |
| cant wait for futes to open in 10 minutes so we can freak the fuck out over swings in the tenths of a percentage |
| suicide |
| If you're having AI troubles, I'm convinced it's a skill issue. |
| Why do I get sleepy after I touch myself 🤔 |
| Name that video game -> 🌁 🚘 |
| Okay I’m feeling retarded how is that possible if the treasury market doesn’t open until 6pm. 🤔 |
| Wednesday is ER and people here love losing money |
| Let's have a week fellas |
| It will be theta burn until press conference. Spy odte puts just before his announcement |
| Back in my days each trade had a commission. |
| LMAO, you know its bad when not even wsb tolerates it |
| it's monday |
| Well, if it does something; it’s doing it without the side effects of veneticlax, which would seem to be a bonus. But yes, FDA doesn’t care about that part. |
| Back in my days each trade had a commission. |
| Weird way to say Chlamydia but at least she tells you |
| You know that’s happened before, right? And then the mNAV hit an ATH? Don’t see why this time would be any different.\n\nOh yeah, and they also now own 4% of the Bitcoin terminal supply. \n\nGuaranteed? No. But I wouldn’t bet against it. |
| Dunno oxys and hydros didnt make me want to do a buckshot taste test maybe i took too much 😂 |
| Buddy told me Gundam cards are the next pokemon. I put in 10k for some random cards. Follow for more financial advices. |
| why’s everyone in on NVDIA |
| No u |
| Need to get maid and nanny together in maid’s room. |
| NTDOY gonna recover? |
| Honestly Nike just hasn't fucked up enough IMO for prices to be as low as they were. If at any point in the last 20 years someone offered you NIKE stock at the 2001 price you would jump on it. \n\nThen it was that low but still had all of its buildings, advertising and infrastructure of 2026. The calls were dirt cheap. I mean 15$ for the 41$ calls and 24$ for the 40.5 expiring on Friday. |
| No, that's AMD |
| NVDA and APP 🚀 |
| All in on $NBIL (2x $NBIS long) |
| Easy 5x to 8x left here IMHO |
| CRCL will touch 95 tomorrow |
| Who is we? |
| and a vid \n\nIm running out of gooning material |
| Invidya |
| over price stock |
| NVDA will make millionaire and beggars on the street |
| Please, I’m tired boss |
| Looking back, kinda sad that the World Economic Forum couldn't complete that great reset policy everyone was excited about. Especially after going to the trouble of giving everyone covid 😞 |
| she's a 10 but she's really nice to you and givesyou presents |
| Madden 07 |
| Pump it |
| too late to get in? |
| We going down tomorrow? |
| more like 10 percent cash \n\n\n90 percent ... |
| No matter what direction the market goes tomorrow, what we do know with absolute certainty is that I will lose money regardless. |
| I get hammered and shitpost and I don’t even have billions of dollars |
| who the fuck do you think you are to reply to me idiot? |
| NVDA ATH this week |
| if warsh grows some balls though and even uses some strong words hinting at rates being hiked, gold and silver will probably suffer |
| # SOFI GANG BOY |
| You misspelled "red" |
| She's a 10 but she pronounces it "nuh-vidia" |
| Is that why it’s still down -78% right now, and its stock is actually worth less than its actual BTC holdings? |
| They’re not untreated with placebo. They’re treated with BAT, which itself has been improving since the phase 2 data came out. |
| Puts on spy tomorrow? |
| Infinite money glitch |
| If you didnt you wouldn't be here |
| !remindme 2 months |
| 20B base case? Damn, I like that…I was thinking 12 base, but I would love to be wrong, haha. I like your logic though. |
| Ok |
| At that point she's not even a 10. Personality eventually takes points off. |
| Half cash half autism. We'll see what happens. |
| Which is why I expect escalation in military action, the market is expecting it too, oil is going up and gold is losing short term momentum |
| I just say handgun then only bring my dick |
| ding ding ding\n\n\nhere is your award -> 🐍 |
| Undercuts American farmers too, bet they’re not happy. |
| Please when you do post, say that you are the guy from the Moderna post, because otherwise I will not remember your nickname and ignore your post and think it's another economic illiterate redditor, pushing his bags |
| what a bitch |
| Imaginary money to the moon |
| What happens if I buy stock in Dulcolax and Imodium at the same time? |
| Ideally the week will suck me, not for me. |
| VTI & SPMO |
| Well it is an Opiate. \n\n\nWhat were you expecting? |
| Mario 64: war on terror is why NTDOY is down |
| Well it sure as fuck ain't working LOL |
| There’s no doubt GPS works. The question is whether it works better than BAT in a statistically significant way. No one knows the answer to that. Enrollment for this trial was done in 2021 and BAT protocol (eg Veneticlax) has definitely been improving since then. That’s pressure on your upside. The real question is whether it has closed the gap enough, and that no one knows, no matter how optimistic we all want to be, and no amount of hurled insults or “do your research” will change that unknown. |
| She's a 10 but she asks you to do shit housework even though you already pay for everything, including a nanny and an imported maid. |
| Just feel it in the loins or? |
| WERE YOU JUST SAYING? |
| That’s a 29, brother. |
| 🤞 |
| !banbet PLTR 200$ 3d |
| Do you not own a hammer? |
| Super Mario Odyssey |
| CUVL this week. Full year result this Thursday. Should show continued strong financial performance but more importantly, should provide an update on the massive phase 3 readout due very soon. Huge catalyst fast approaching |
| you got downvoted by the simps. lmao |
| 😂 |
| I was curious how much debt we could have before people started to give a shit |
| Got any pics? |
| what the fuck do you think the IRAN WAR is about?\n\nWhen gold/DXY show that people don't feel like treasuries, we go to war. This has happened since the 80s |
| He sold ? |
| Chill it was just a Statement |
| She sounds rich AF |
| I doubt the company still exists early next year. 40B buyout is the meme but as time and result progressed it’s not unthinkable. Personally I expect 20-25B as a base case here. The Monderna news brought incredible momentum to the industry and most BP are facing a huge patent cliff. They’re on a hunt now. |
| MU SNDK TSM |
| Fyutes fyuting lol |
| Can't be a ten in that case |
| okok thanks |
| Brother we are 40% down still |
| She's a 10 but loves to talk about the merits of dividend investing. |
| bombs increase safe haven demand |
| Beef tarrif exemption.🥭 said they will sell beef 25% below market price. But consumer will likely still pay full price or prob more because capitalism. |
| I like to (verb missing) hotdogs up my butt |
| My only move is to shake my booty behind the local wendys. |
| He's slightly geopolitically clever but way too proud for his own good. There is no way this ends without a revolution taking Tehran or America losing face. The longer he waits to drop out the more embarrasing it will be |
| Not if it’s a fetish. Just need the right guy for the job. |
| Chocolate cake! |
| Ty 🫡 |
| half gold, half silver, full regarded |
| I bemoan le bears |
| Bessent likes ladybois |
| It's not a bad idea to allocate some of your wealth into gold for steady growth but like anything it isn't 100% guaranteed either. |
| She is a 10 but stakes ETH while it’s at ATH |
| Bmao lers |
| Could you explain how the US military can be used to force people to buy bond yields at 3.5%? Thanks |
| NVDA had six red days in a row. which has a probabillity of approx. 1.6% assuming normally distributed returns (actually even lower considering NVDA returns are positively skewed).\n\nFundamental story is still looking good, expecting higher prices going forward 2-3 months. |
| \+3% tomorrow and I’ll pay to have your boss take a shit on your desk. |
| Last week sucked for me. Can this week be better |
| Name that Video game -> 👷👰🏼♂️🦖\n\n\nWinner recieves Snek award |
| Nvda week about to begin. |
| Wrong. First the statement "the CEO is shady as hell" needs to be proven as that was the initial assertion. Simply saying it doesn't mean it's true.\n\nThe "CEO is shady" FUD has been around for a good long while. The worst you can say is that he got his medical degree from what looks to be a diploma mill. Good thing the CEO isn't the one who developed the drug, nor is he running the trial or collecting the data.\n\nMemorial Sloan Kettering Cancer Center developed the drug - the #2 cancer research centre in the world. Thomas Flemming - the "Flemming" in "O'Brien-Flemming method" that is one of the most frequently used methods in pivotal FDA trials, is the lead biostatician in the IDMC review committee for Sellas' GPS drug. I won't go over every detail for you but you need to educate yourself before jumping on the very stupid and very debunked claims of what is obviously a FUDster.\n\nLook at the team on the Sellas board, the IDMC committee managing the trial, the doctors running the trial - and especially listen to what those very doctors are saying:\n\n"*The median over survival for the whole group of patients that are enrolled in the in the regal study it will be more than two and a half years. So this is really really important and uh you will allow me to say that uh I'm totally convinced that this is not due to the best available treatment because we know and professor Ome Jam said before that uh you use venaza in the setting of CR2 as maintenance uh then I mean the median overall survival does is is just a few months. So I'm pretty convinced that this prolongation over survival is due to GPS and because we treat patients and we see these patients that's why we request our request to Sellas was to allow us to continue treatment with GPS because you know as a physician if I see that my patient is getting benefit from a drug then I'm really reluctant to discontinue this drug. So now uh the the maintenance phase is is extended thanks to Sellas not only for more three years but even even more and this is really really important. Now we know from from previous trial that the vaccine is effective.*"\n\nSo yeah, the "advice" wasn't earnest at all. Its pretext was completely ignorant at best. I hear this "I'm long X shares but..." all the time and if you haven't figured it out yet, it's bears in bull's clothing. |
| its not like 🥭 doesn't want to make a deal. He desperately wants to get out. Just like what happened with the first ceasefire and then the June MOU. He kept spamming that talks and a ceasefire were coming while Iran denied talking to the U.S. at all, but then out of nowhere, a deal actually happened. But big Yahoo wouldn't fuck off from Lebanon, so the June MOU fell apart. As of late August, 🥭 still wants to make a deal, and theyre still talking behind the scenes. This won't be a forever war |
| Flat |
| Don't we all |
| Would love to hear why. It has the volatility of the dustiest book in the library... |
| You show me a bi weekly 80hr paycheck for $375 and I’ll quit my job and come work for you right now. |
| Escalator temporarily stairs. Sorry for the convenience. |
| After hours is a fake out |
| I covered my short on the Scott Bessent news spike for a small loss. If I held the position until the end of the day I would have been back in profit. It is what it is, have to manage risk. The Scott Bessent bond intervention was pretty unexpected\n\nAs far as Kospi/Memory/Semis, they're all under their 50 day moving averages right now, that shows very little support by the market. It's an extremely volatile sector and Nvidia results are unpredictable so I'm waiting to see how it plays out this week first. |
| Thoughts on xpev? Thinking of calls going into earnings |
| He’s dropping a new mix tape |
| Because the dollar is becoming worthless maybe? |
| I guess you can after reading every CEO post, attending every call and looking into every filing and relevant scientific article for over 16 months already. Don’t be lazy |
| Definitely ty |
| lol why do you short things at obvious bottoms |
| Who’s getting seconds |
| You and me both. Lambo or lunch line. |
| shes a 10 but has the iq of a chicken mcnugget |
| Looks like he knows about castle law 😂 |
| Do you mean 'or' or is it just that kinda week ahead? |
| Lol |
| Screw them, you do you. |
| Looks like your boss’s desk will be squeaky clean |
| bet |
| I thought you needed a minimum required capital to start trading options |
| It’s been a tough six months….. |
| make sure you have stop losses |
| What rule? |
| I’m pretty sure I have undiagnosed ADHD |
| shld i put more in for long term |
| Is that why MSTR is outperforming Bitcoin since the company has started acquiring it? Or is that due to another reason? |
| BREAKING NEWS: Delta Force Is Now Operating in US Bond Markets |
| In 21 minutes |
| >We were just quietly polishing.\n\nyour own knobs or other's ? |
| use ai to handle it ez |
| What event ? Is there one scheduled ? |
| my favorite thing to trade is SOFI |
| SPY -3% tomorrow and I’ll take a shit at work tomorrow on my boss’s desk and quit |
| I am also invested and believe in SLS, but what do you see the share price going to if BO occurs and what do you think are the chances of failure?\n\nWhat do you think the price target is by January? |
| ngl he'd poll better if he just ripped the bandaid off and dropped it |
| Rip in peace Mitch. |
| BigPharma doesn’t care about the markets when they see a cure for AML. Big buyout incoming |
| I mean it basically goes up as the dollar continues to collapse |
| Ex wife getting ready while her bf waits outside in my driveway |
| So there's no way to turn this tamagotchi off. This thing is just going to wake me up for the rest of my life? |
| Nothing? |
| If I’m selling BTC low to buy back stocks I diluted that was tanking, and scramble to try to re-peg a mess I made in my house of cards, I’m not intentionally losing money to make money. \n\nI’m steering the Titanic into another iceberg just to try to keep it sinking more evenly. |
| As usual with US reporters, they never follow up with that question. |
| What is the minimum amount to trade options in IBKR? |
| I am also invested and believe in SLS, but what do you see the share price going to if BO occurs and what do you think are the chances of failure? |
| We need mango to say N word with hard r to get a +3% day |
| Certainly not relevant enough to bend the market much |
| I am also invested and believe in SLS, but what do you see the share price going to if BO occurs and what do you think are the chances of failure? |
| the military has been enforcing the bond market SINCE BONDS HAVE EXISTED. THAT'S THE PRIMARY WAY THE LEGITIMACY OF BONDS HAVE BEEN ENFORCED THROUGHOUT HISTORY |
| Man this 7oh stuff kinda sucks it feels like oxys and puts you to sleep but the day after you wanna kys fuck that 😂 |
| It stabilized at 1600, so maybe it’ll pump... wait no, that’s exactly what they expect us to think, so they’re gonna dump it hard... but no way they didn't calculate that we'd think that too... Bottom line, either you take the gamble like me or you’re out, because nobody fucking knows what’s actually gonna happen |
| It’s all a distraction from the Jeffrey files 🫣 |
| 23 minutes until the casino gives us news are you ready to rumble? |
| Feeling more of a down week maybe short tqqq |
| Imagine thinking that any meat store other than Walmart is going to abide by the -25% meat rule |
| Are futes open? This time zone thing is messing me up |
| Lying is OP. Just say it’s at ATH or that it’s setting records. Chuds won’t fact check. You’re gonna get rinsed trying to apply logic here. |
| I want Shakira to piss on me |
| Bessent event tomorrow is about Iran |
| That’s what I said too! |
| Syrup and sawdust |
| what does that even mean? |
| Why is poo coin going up? For fuck sakes my IBIT puts are cooked |
| Hey, hey, you can send money my way. Guarantee the same returns as an expired otm call! Hell, probably cheaper! Won't get bent over when the stock inevitably goes up! |
| do yall think golds gonna go up medium term i got some in bare w me ion know anythingthere |
| I was thinking qqq just to start |
| short 2x inverse ETFs on sectors you think will go up. they lose price just by decaying, and they drop twice as fast as the sector goes up. |
| Those |
| As much as I hate internet ponzi coins, I like seeing them pump because if people are willing to buy strings of text on a flash drive, obviously big Chad stonks will pump hard. |
| It meets the market cap requirements and people post option chains for it all the time here, so it's fair game( look at the chart in wsb how many calls placed ) |
| Puts all the way… stay away from calls, Bear country jamboree tomorrow… not |
| something Nasdaq 100 if you feel shorting |
| I wish I had a backup nutsack. |
| You're comparing gold with an index, when it should be Futures vs Index, your comparison doesn't make sense. Gold should be compared against individual stocks. Gold has done well though no doubt. But its only as of the last 3 years that its made up for a good amount.\n\nIts folded over 22 times since its post 2000 low, whereas a stock like MSFT folded over about 34 times.\n\nI did make a slight understatement but my main point was he has been talking about a market crash as a reason to buy gold, and its continued on upward the whole time. He was always talking about a bond market bubble as well, which is hilarious. The people that seem to praise him are mostly knuckle dragging doomsdayers. One day the big crash will happen though. But Schiff has been wrong year after year about a stock crash.\n\nThere is also no bubble in the bond markets.\n\nDude also always says ecomony as well, I don't know if anyone notices, but I swear he gets paid for everytime he says it wrong like supertroopers. |
| Incredible amount of data out there. You sir, clearly didn’t read any of it. Just throwing the random “yeahh but it’s biotech” at it. This company basically cured AML. Go hate some oil company or something |
| They don’t give a shit anymore and their regarded fanbase will keep voting anyway |
| almost all of googles AI team including a guy they paid 2.7 billion dollars to just to not leave, left |
| No one cares about the Canada stuff |
| the short one maybe |
| Get in early and watch the stock fly! Find a company like Western Magnesium Corporation and get in now, then watch it climb to the moon! WesternMagnesium |
| If it hits 205 tomorrow, it will pump to 300 after earnings. |
| Political survival depends on it. |
| anything on CRUDEOIL? |
| WSB translation: Already full ported, need help! \n\nLMAO |
| If CRWV can recover back to 90 that would be sweet. I am not asking too much. Also what’s wrong with you GOOG |
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| What bus |
| Is apld or mrvl a good buy? Or something better? Thanks |
| HL up a tiny bit is kinda surprising. not sure id describe anything that happened this weekend as good lol |
| Did 🥭 just threaten to use the military against the bond market? |
| Why bother actually having SPY at 800 if Fox will just remove the ticker and call it a day? |
| I like to just say weapon, you know, keep them guessing \n\nYeah, ill bring a couple of weapons |
| I just got off the phone with the CEO of Micron and he says AH on RH app is gonna open at $967 |
| canadian stocks have been going higher so the markets pricing in nothing ever happens |
| And the pedos probably were the heavy spenders, so even if they make it pedo free it's a dieing company |
| Neopets! |
| The answer was Bitcoin all along. |
| It's in that weird, uncertain middle ground rn. Could rocket either direction at this point. |
| Everyone in here saying no is a bottom signal lol. |
| Do the stocks care abt trade relationship with canada |
| I want walmart at 106.30 |
| bessent knows exactly what hes doing. handpicked by soros himself to help scam the UK out of billions |
| we will trade in a box for the next year |
| This could be a good intraweek swing |
| “Trust me bro” |
| Count me in if it dips |
| neoclouds\n\nmemory\n\nrocketships |
| all they have left is to have spy ath in order to have any trust in their party. edging 770 feels stagnant. |
| Holy fuck good job. |
| Sure hope so |
| 🥭 pumps the market while Bessent tanks it. Bessent just doesn't have the same rizz as 🥭 |
| 🤣 |
| nah thanks |
| Buy and hold |
| Space mob rules |
| Who the fuck are you ? |
| I saw a post from iran page eheheh they says trump is hiding like usama meme,but their biggest allies buting oil expensive cuz their sussy haöadonkey, |
| https://preview.redd.it/wynbttqx07lh1.jpeg?width=1206&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=24090971391ab1c65fed3173f5911cbded4a8784 |
| Are you 13?? |
| diamond hands |
| Hold my nutsacks |
| krw? |
| read the alchemy of finance by george soros. great book to start learning about markets |
| 🫡 |
| Can this season cause discharge from your penis too? Asking for a fren |
| https://preview.redd.it/vpgekciv07lh1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=485afa83fc05f61982ff2fb23abf30d1abb548ee |
| I didn’t wanna mess with this account, got another 30k and few options in other accounts |
| And if the rules for 500MM minimum cap were adjusted for inflation since they were set 10 years ago you wouldn’t be able to mention it here. |
| Fuck running in place, I never do that |
| Pump it |
| forsure i know jackshit ab the market though so i’ll just go blind |
| SNDK |
| What app/forum? |
| Bitcoin |
| damn, you won |
| I'm in bed all cozy, watching it all |
| HOOD gonna open at 120 at this rate |
| It’s a monopoly. It’ll be fine in the long run. |
| stfu |
| I like calling pistols guns. Pistol just doesn't sound great. Gun is fun, even rhymes with it. |
| Only a retard would do that after making millions, gummy boy. |
| Help me kill NFLX |
| Micron? |
| NVDA 205 tomorrow |
| Do the AI is just a chatbot people still exist |
| just relax and wait for the market to tell you on monday |
| Bessent needs to create a bond task force |
| Calling a company trying to find a cure for cancer 'shady' just because you didn't do any DD is what pisses me off |
| 😂 |
| bet |
| Why does he need it 800? |
| Well done |
| KOREEEAAAANSSSSS COME OUT TO PLAAAYYYYAYYYYY |
| Get drunk and buy a gun. |
| if done correctly the tendies will come out crispier week after week |
| Well. We have phase 2 data indicating a much longer life. And if the drug actually doesn’t do anything, we’d need some reason to think people going completely untreated with placebo are responding as well as people getting best available care. Then we’d have to start multiplying because the patients are 3-5 years into a second remission of one of the deadliest cancers but OK. |
| Who wants to pump and dump SMX |
| maga needs spy 800 by midterms. i am going 3/4 regard on calls for monday. |
| I feel like deleting some money from my account. Going to start dabbling in short selling. Maybe ETFs to start? |
| Strutting |
| Sir, MSTR holds 840,000 corn.\n\nYou’ve never lost a little money to make a lot more money? Ok… |
| This is an OLED. It looks incredible. |
| so what do i put money on for this week |
| Did you manage to lock in a profit on this trade? What are your predictions now that this 5 day window is complete? |
| don't fuck with the oil mafia |
| Did someone say power bottom?! |
| probably feel worse now! i own a lot at an average of $18. so i feel far worse than you do. but it's all about wavelengths. it's still more likely than not that they get to at least 150 million in wavelength 2 years from now. that should mean they're profitable again. \n\n \nwavelengths should start to inflect at some point...has to long haul fiber wavelengths set to grow over 12% yoy for the next 8. just a question of bottlenecks subsiding |
| What are my moves next past 12 days |
| I earn a lot of eddis in Cyberpunk 2077 |
| should i put my paycheck on oil futures |
| Bessent talks like someone is shoving something up his ass as he speaks |
| You guys are arguing about a microcap. :belt: |
| the pump has already happened bro. 2008 to 2026. |
| Sls is faaaaar from finished. Still early believe it or not. |
| Straits open padre |
| This week, I’m walking through the bull market like the Techno Viking. |
| K legs gonna get even more extended! |
| How do u like it? Better than OLED? |
| I need to close my coved calls I sold at $16… |
| I’m something of a bond vigilante myself, if you must know |
| ur welcomee |
| You should look up what David Elliot Pritt did on Roblox first. \n\nThe answer is going to be no. Roblox is a sinking ship. |
| Takes a special kind of loser to double down with middle school comebacks. |
| Been like this for 11 years 🙁 |
| With all this bad news stacking up lately, don’t see how it doesn’t pump soon |
| Jinx |
| Eat your fucking mystery Argentina meat and be a good patriot. Stop bitching about “what is it” and just scarf it down. |
| Buying corn high after it has a big rally, then panic selling it low when it takes the elevator back down.\n\nAm I doing the Saylor ‘strategy’ right?\n\nOr should I just buy MSTR now and let them do that for me? |
| If GPS didn’t work, we would need some way to explain why the treatment arm is acting like a super best available treatment arm? |
| some whale pumping btc now lol |
| Kinda similar to what central banks have been doing for over 100 years no? Money printer isn’t much different than nvidia loaning $ to their customers to buy their product |
| Alt F4 |
| Scott Buttsex is looking for his stapler |
| ya'll got any more of them TACO news? |
| I think Bessent presser at 2 pm is Iran related. Bond announcement would come in morning before market open. |
| Yup |
| What dis 🍆 |
| Can’t wait for his brilliant commentary like “watch this space” and his desperate empty promises |
| SLS just started it’s next run up. Last time it took it from $5 to $15.80. This time we should see $15 (current SP) to $25-$30,-. In case of possitive PR (imminent) I’m expecting a halt and a continuation somewhere in the $50-$100 range. Exciting times! |
| I'll try selling, that's a good trick! |
| Holy shit just got a 5k2 LG ultrawide and 🥭 looks so fucking good with how the red pops contrasted from the orange, totally worth the cost of the monitor for that alone |
| Going to 100 |
| Is Bessent going to yell at bond markets that they are wrong again |
| Netflix early release access of GTA 6 will be the rockstar team publicly executing the gameplay leaker. |
| lol\n\nThis guy blows goats\n\nI have proof |
| True. Shit sucks. |
| Oh god no |
| Weekend DOW up 0.05%.\n\nBear are fucked! |
| Is corn back bros? |
| Just reverse your position or buy mstr |
| I don't care if Mango sold his META. It's going to $575+ this week. Come on, Zuck. |
| Calls on gold. |
| Black Moon-day |
| I've been hearing this 'argument' since I got in in the 1s early last year.\n\n"If it's so good why isn't it at 3?"\n\n"The market already knows the value, that's why it's not 5."\n\n"I think buyout will be 7 dollars, max."\n\n"10 dollar share price is unrealistic."\n\nAlso, did you seriously say "...the shares would have already skyrocketed."?\n\nZoom out the chart buddy. Last year this time we were around 1.7 and we're at the 12-15 range. It's literally gone up 10x *already*. But good news for you! Pull your head out of your ass and you may get the next 3x-9x up for grabs. Or stay dumb, I don't care really. |
| Never heard of an $NVIDIA\n\nis it a leveraged etf related to $NVDA? |
| Once your body becomes dependent on it, the first drink hits like crack |
| 60% of the time |
| Buy berkshire. Sell spy500. |
| they don't know who you is what they think is they don't but they do |
| Runny nose season is back 😔 |
| Just hold down shift with your toe while you type everything |
| they/them? |
| Leopold was over leveraged. Citadel took over his fund and sold off a lot of his holdings. |
| just got liquidated for the third time this weekend shorting btc |
| What’s the smartest move someone can do tomorrow to make money?\n\nBecause I’m gonna inverse that move. That’s the only way to make money in this retarded ass market. |
| No, winning sucks… I’ll never get any government assistance at this rate |
| do i gamble my paycheck on moderna options |
| Same |
| https://preview.redd.it/ubo3bb1hz6lh1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=45b5311cce00c3ec0e8825bdcee178ccda64261b |
| Ask chat gpt |
| Fullporting ASTS who’s with me |
| >I have locked in some gains.\n\nGood.\n\n>I do think there is a lot of run room left.\n\nIt's biotech, there isn't really "room to run" other than your ability to hype the stock to retail marks. The shares are priced on probability of a binary event and when the event resolves it'll be a step move up or down, amplified by how much retail regards are in it. |
| that doesnt matter. has nothing to do with cogent going forward. someone else now owns those shares |
| Weekend Tech, more like weekend :kek: …I’ll see myself out :exit: |
| Ewww |
| I don't know who they is, but they're going to do the exact opposite of what you think they're going to do tomorrow. |
| Stop yelling at the microphone |
| Press the power button |
| put an ounce of gold on a truck in New York . drive it to California and watch the value of that thing drop in price wi the each mile |
| Doesn't matter what I buy, an hour later you guys will all be saying it's going to zero |
| Not sure how taking a shit out my own own asshole is an insult. Do you have to use someone else’s asshole because yours is so blown out from being used by the whole team at Wendy’s while on break? Or maybe you have a turd collection bag like 🥭 |
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| Full port Nvidia or miss the bus |
| Every time |
| ASTS will be back under $20 by year end. You all got scammed. Buying glorified telecom lol. My internet cost is 20% cheaper than it was 5 years ago and it’s only going lower. Race to the bottom. |
| HOW DO YOU TURN OFF CAP LOCKS |
| Buy corn or better yet, buy mstr |
| Is all manipulation negative on the market? |
| Canada's PM doing a better job than 🥭 turning their economy even more K shaped than the US |
| How big of a red is tom gonna be |
| Only if you have fun, it is just expensive dopamine to enjoy. 0DTE is pure gamble |
| I can optimize the visible 10% and get a fat promotion/bonus despite it not being the best long term. We’re a country focused on the next quarter, not the next year. |
| WOW FUTURES ARE MOONING |
| Don't worry about the inflation with Xmas season coming up. "maybe the children will have two dolls instead of 30 dolls. And maybe the two dolls will cost a couple bucks more than they would normally." |
| Weekend tech is holding up ? |
| Yeah do it pussy |
| 107 feels like 110. Thanks bro. |
| they technically have dark fber. but the conduits are not suitable for nvda or the hyperscalers. its really a non starter |