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| Insiders in 🥭circles are making so much $ insider trading. |
| Unless he serves Tacos before the bell yes. I assume he serves tacos Tuesday morning this week. |
| TACO is coming! Another 2-3% pump next week on tuesday |
| I'm a skeptic of most of these therapies. I hope they work. I'm an internist and not a shrink so this is a bit out of scope for me though.\n\nThere is a lot of interest in if these will work. People sign up for trials of these hoping they will work, because they have treatment resistant depression or PTSD and nothing has worked. If they're in a randomized trial, they get randomized to a drug (that you basically cannot blind for -- people WILL know if you gave them a psychedelic) or placebo. The person who signed up for a trial on a potential miracle drug that knows they got the miracle drug is going to tell you they are less depressed. I'm not sure you can generalize any of these findings outside of a trial.\n\nhttps://jamanetwork.com/journals/jamapsychiatry/fullarticle/2840552 showing data on this for ketamine.\n\nIt's certainly feasible that they work. I just think they have near insurmountable issues with getting real data to prove that, with obvious pressure and financial incentives to bring these to market (e.g. look at how many boutique ketamine clinics are in your city). |
| We are cooked bears. |
| True, I bought gold and silver before the US started bombing because it seemed obvious that it was going to happen, except gold and silver immediately ate shit instead of doing well |
| Are you sure there's a dump tomorrow? |
| Keep holding. Attacks will resume. Everything dropping |
| Have they sent the Pakistan guy a draft of what to tweet out yet |
| But no more MR. NICE GUY, to be replaced by MR. NICE GUY |
| Monitoring the fuck out of the strait situation all day to see how my $100 portfolio will perform tomorrow. |
| I have seen enough tv shows to know negotiations with ppl from that place takes long time |
| Just the reverse of buying low. |
| Weekend NASDAQ is down... Iran stuff? |
| If they can’t get the strait unfucked gas is going to be expensive. Obligatory fuck Elon. |
| I literally can’t wait for attacks to resume and all these loss porn pics to start shuffling in |
| >“We’re offering a very fair and reasonable DEAL, and I hope they take it because, if they don’t, the United States is going to knock out every single Power Plant, and every single Bridge, in Iran. NO MORE MR. NICE GUY!\n\nDefinitely not going to pussy out this time! US big and strong, very believable. |
| Hustle and grind! |
| Shorted Friday afternoon while everything was ripping. Praying he doesnt TACO until tuesday |
| Another pump? Why not |
| Cant wait for everyone to start posting again on how much they love these random Pakistani guys |
| SPY beat my microcaps |
| Looking for Tuesday advice. What’s going to sharply rise or drop on Tuesday?\n\nPlan to drop usd 10k on out of the money call/put options on Monday with Tuesday (21 April) expiry. |
| You don't actually get auto-banned for ignoring the warning. I think they just don't want people going too far off topic and getting into endless arguments |
| i think its been 13% in 13 days, so i guess 2 more days of 1% would make sense 15% in 15 days has a nice ring to it |
| Approved headline |
| Room for one sentence. Hence the puzzled look if you bring up an answer he gave last minute that contradicts what he said this minute, as that's already left the context window |
| Who exactly are the grown ups? |
| He knows how to fake pump the markets. This is what wsd retards need |
| Yall will not bait me into losing more money in this market. It’s back to blackjack and sports betting until the market makes sense again.\n |
| I love also brazil |
| NO MORE MR NICE GUY |
| Why do you think it’ll drop on Monday? By how much? \n\n1 day out of the money expiry options offer the most returns! I’ve made a chunk of change this week, I don’t mind dropping usd 10k on this bet. \n |
| Wow is it coincidence the Saylor interview drops about how the world needs to be running on decentralized asset that cannot be blockaded, the bitcoin go up? Will silver also up? |
| Why up? |
| Day before market opens. Like a clock ⏰ work. Here we go again\n\nWSJ News Alert: Trump 🌮 Says He Is Dispatching Negotiators, Tells Iran 🇮🇷 to Take Deal or Face Strikes |
| Man, after last week, i dont even know if this is a joke or not anymore |
| Umm pretty sure it's Brazil bud. |
| I thought it was so the enemy wouldn't know how many there are 😮 |
| We have to piece together some kind of linearity to find food to survive or else we'd have never made it this far to open these doors of perception. |
| Tickers? |
| What do you think people should do then?\n\nThis is the problem with doomers. Zero real recommendations, just complaining. Get a job and try your best to make it work. That is the best option available. |
| The Corvette, the redneck dream car |
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| This |
| Huge week of earnings 15% of the SPX by weight. 🍿\n\nGoing to be fun |
| I just meant if you were buying as risk off hedge it might not do what you want in the immediate future |
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| !banbet GOOGL 350 5d |
| Start of the 8th week of the strait being closed. Regardless of “peace talks going well” bullshit, when does it ACTUALLY MATTER?! |
| You should ask bers from last week how it went |
| I need this to be true 🙌🤑 |
| Spy could very well keep pumping. Or not. Gold is way off its ath |
| Per capita, lol, the strength is of numbers.\n\nMany Indian are in hiring manager and can help their own, as well, someone must run the AI, and who would you chose, the one who will work cheaper and just as good, or more expensive and can complain? |
| If Iran doesn’t make a peace deal here, they will get two more weeks to think about it! |
| 4D chess |
| CANT WAIT FOR THEM FUTES TBH |
| Realistically 10-15.....maaaybe 20 EOY. 40's kinda crazy and needs some explosive news lol. I'd be over the moon for 40 though |
| End of a civilization time again for TACO.\n\nHmmm, you know what to do |
| You have to really, REALLY love your kids to do the patient and responsible approach. Basically I’m going to waste literally my entire life so those ingrates can have a chance to live. It’s pretty demoralizing. \n\nProsperity through work just doesn’t operate on the same timeline as human lifespan anymore. |
| Lmao a bad take. What will swats of low-level engineers do once their jobs have been replaced by AI. Also Iran per capita STILL has a higher GDP, even after these shenanigans. |
| Funny how youd think I dont already have crabs... |
| The irony that Gold been dumping with SPY lol |
| Will this treat TDS? Asking for a friend |
| Targeting civilian infrastructer is a war crime already. No one gives a fuck |
| Uhhh...I think a lot of ppl have used venmo in the last 5 years. Probably the last 5 days. |
| AI bubble is going to be crazy |
| The rules are simple. Inflation and K shape for the poors.\n\nKeep printing money and pumping assets for the rich. |
| You mean like they do for all the other war crimes in Sudan, Myanmar etc.? |
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| India has potential but current Indian leadership is corrupt to the core and pretty subservient to the US.\n\nThey even needed special permission from daddy USA to buy Russian oil again. |
| Last chance to make a peace deal! Before the next last chance |
| yuh but we are back to all time high and beyond now so voliltlity should be more settled. i reckon spy will stay within a 10 point range like 700-720 all week. idk will see could easily change with a trump post. |
| Great way to spend your weekends looking at wEeKeNd FuTeS while the casino is close 🤣 please find a better meaning in life and enjoy your weekends |
| Literally an economics major who works in the space. And you not understanding the disconnect between oil futures and spot is... Well it speaks for itself. \n\n\nYou cited well publicized and (for better or worse) scrutinized intervention in Argentina. And then compared misgrading MBS tranches by ratings agencies (not the big 4, another errant reference which your writing is full of) to an massively illegal move by Bissent (which it seems you aren't aware the ESF publishes detailed financial statements every 30 days, they aren't some shadow agency). Just ignorance on ignorance.\n\n\nKeep losing money in here with the other children I'm leaving now to go back to the real world. I can see from your post history you aren't a serious person and probably a kid with no understanding of.... Basically anything. Good luck |
| Could the high and uncertain price of oil have caused a surge in EV sales? Maybe the earnings are less shit than expected |
| Nice to see you still kicking around these parts, hope you’re staying away from options |
| RemindMe! 12 days "aapl $300 by eom" |
| Hell no am I'm holding onto a hot dog for 3 days. |
| First time? |
| Retail is gunna be very salty when instos giga dump it tomorrow. Only to rip to new ATHs by Friday. Gotta take the greedy bol money first, then come for the greedy bers. |
| I’m thankful for AI so I can watch those funny videos of super fat people riding bikes down mountains etc. They make me laugh. |
| <pepe holding yes sign> |
| You know 🥭 is so scared that he is having big wet sharts again. |
| Since when was 200k enough? |
| Bought the GOOGL and MSFT dip a few weeks ago |
| Try with median. |
| First target was a double tap on the girls school |
| Did we have massively strong 3 weeks of non-stop stock gains based off of lies? |
| Same. I thought of investing in a Champagne company but wasn't sure if one day sales of 300 million bottles would move the needle. |
| How |
| News? |
| Aths do not happen in a bear market by definition however |
| No one trusts the US. No one trust China, or Russia, or Iran. A lot of Europe very weak now. No army, no virility.\n\nPretty clear where the winds are blowing. Rupee has had a tough year, but if anyone looking for stability... leadership... calm diplomacy... it's so obvious where becomes the next big superpower on global stage. |
| I already did this past week |
| her other boyfriend has more money than me |
| The deal I mentioned was just before Covid lol! |
| Calls on Hims |
| Nah, I bought puts so you're safe. You're welcome. |
| Dreams fr do be some serious alpha at times. |
| Fuck this. Full porting gold and leaving until this iran bullshit is over. |
| It was a simpler time |
| It´s funny until the laughing stops and the wailing starts. Then again our stocks won´t care. |
| So ban bet it |
| Don’t you love it |
| If you don’t see his tweets on the weekend did they even really happen?\n |
| Makes sense. Dude had no plan and cant bluff his way out of this. |
| Tbh, maybe Iran’s way out of this is becoming victims of huge war crimes. Idk if the rest of the world would sit idly by after that. |
| Thoughts on ELMT IPO? |
| TSLA is gonna post shit earnings and sky rocket cause it’s a clown market |
| It’s next Nvidia!!! Next 5 trillion dollar company. |
| 🥭threatens to bomb Iran again, my calls fkd. We go back to 6600? |
| I mean yeah that’s in line and fitting |
| Ornamental gourd futures mooning on the uzbekistan markets |
| Exactly this. It’s so frustrating seeing the liberate actions done to control the stock market. Just let the fucking crash happen FFS. We need a global economic meltdown |
| Nasdaq winning streak continues for a whole month |
| Why is Costco at 50 times fucking earnings?? It’s a fucking supermarket growing at single digits |
| He´s trying. Never gonna judge a man for that. |
| Honestly seems like the 🥭 truths are all that matters, they can instantly contradict him with verifiable information and it has literally 0 effect on the market |
| Just for shits and giggles. |
| I wanted one weekend without 🥭 flipping out, just one… |
| What’s your expiration on what you bought? |
| I am the chosen one and I had a vision that SPY will be down 3.26% tomorrow (I actually saw this in a dream) |
| Got a link to the video?\n\nThe market has been driven by the options market the past few months. This move to me appears options driven as well but I hardly see people talking about it |
| If you skipped the 20k part, you would have 2.4 mil. |
| Just curious, what's your average earnings from selling your daily limit of crabs? How long does it take to get 10? |
| Something something most violent pumps happen in a bear market. |
| Those who don´t believe may have to witness |
| I get ideas on stocks to play (shares). Trends etc. |
| Because 200K isn't enough if you have a wife. |
| weekend futures |
| I d love doing that, seriously. Are you going next weekend? |
| At this point i think all Iran has to do is call his bluff.. no? |
| that's what you think when you don't have them. Then when you do, your mind starts to wander and think why not have the next thing |
| Are futures open? |
| Story lacks excitement 😕 |
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| I was referencing a show called Impractical Jokers. Look up the segment “not opes”. Probably not popular enough of a reference. |
| Don't leave out Cybin! Which is now Helus Pharma (HELP). I hold both CMPS and HELP; I believe that CMPS will be first to approval for depression but that HELP'S CYB-003 is a better molecule. |
| Welcome to the markets. Where the rules are completely made up and nothing you say or do matters. \n\nNext up. Scenes from a hat. This includes the entire WSB board. \n\n |
| I am saving the world by not buying options on the eve of another conflict renewal. As long as I can't profit from it the situation will be resolved. As soon as the conflict heats back up, and stocks dip, if I were to buy calls at the bottom, Trump would notice and nuke Iran immediately to create a new bottom. The crater in my portfolio would resemble the crater in Tehran. I hope you all appreciate my sacrifice |
| you seem skeptical, but that’s probably because you haven’t worked with Meta ads rather than from seeing how they perform in practice. Feels more like a vibe based take than anything else. the businesses I manage see clear, measurable increases in sales.\n\nAnd no one just blindly trusts Ads Manager numbers. If it shows a 5x ROAS while the business is actually losing money, that gap is obvious very quickly. Plus, with CAPI, analytics, UTMs, and post-purchase surveys, there are multiple ways to validate if the ads manager numbers are correct. and from my experience if the pixel is CAPI set up well, meta is very accurate. unlike tiktok which decides to break itself for no reason every 2 weeks lol |
| Yeah sorry bro above, pardons exist (for some godforsaken reason) |
| weekend futures already bouncing back LOL.. Mon-fri (after market close) is green, Saturday is red, Sunday is flat. This has been the formula for the last 2 weeks |
| Paper money. How cute |
| How many tokens in 🥭’s context window? |
| The real problem will be going into a big earnings week with the straight essentially closed for 50 days+. \n\nThese companies are going to HAVE to talk about how the end of q1 their margins were hit from higher gas prices eating away\n\nThen people will realize we’re almost a month through q2 and the straight is STILL closed. \n\nThis rally is running on fumes at this point. |
| Maybe to look back at the rest of us and say: Never again! |
| I HATE STOCKS JUST LIKE THE MONEY. |
| Guess the couch was good enuff if JD wants another hit LMAO 🤌 |
| I thought that stuff was goat haha is it really chicken its so smelly |
| TSAT |
| everybody's got a plan until the [🥭](https://emojipedia.org/mango) opens his mouth |
| If you have 200k and a wife why are you even here… |
| Can't wait for SPY 630 by EOW |
| Hey man, I ordered my shawerma like 20 minutes ago…are you plucking the chicken by hand?!?1? |
| First came for the military targets\n\nAnd I did not speak out\n\nBecause I was not a military target \n\nThen they came for the bridges and power plants\n\nAnd I did not speak out\n\nBecause I was not a bridge or a power plant |
| Has anyone got a plan to double their portfolio by the end of year? |
| They announce peace talks to prevent red Monday |
| I’m excited for when a.i. quickly maps 🌽 activity history and gives us a clear picture of crime networks\n\nAnd they will drop you bagholders like a rock and you’ll have earned that outcome |
| 😱😱😱 |
| The house always wins in gambling. Don’t put in more than you can afford to lose. |
| Glad you learned your lesson. See you in 10 days |
| not me - my doctor is scheduled on Wednesday, she’s going to share that tender moment with me then. . . it’s tough having a baddie as a doctor. |
| I would but I live in the frozen north which is currently still frozen. I am looking forward to salmon season though. |
| Everything on the weekend is a lie |
| “Unemployment at 4% but half of you don’t have a job and the ones that do feel broke cause everything costs 50% more. That’s the matrix.” |
| Smh,gld,uso. All printed in one shoot fo me. Almost 10- 20% drops in minutes. Im back at semis. |
| All weekend bers spread fud and lies and all week ber spreads cheeks and cries |
| if they run the game till deadline on Tuesday, there is always overtime 2 week extension to the extension |
| WSJ: mango scared and afraid\n\nhttps://www.wsj.com/politics/national-security/trump-public-bravado-private-fear-59814dca |
| Talks with the mirror going well |
| Do we get off work for power plant and bridge day? |
| Well, yes, if he actually does it. But he and his buddies are making so much money on the pump and dump shit that he will keep doing it. |
| I got assigned VDE on Friday. See if I can flip it then |
| There will be times when people buy dips and they keep dipping. Happened very often. |
| WSB Posts: “This incorrectly frames massive crashes as products of investor sentiment or discourse instead of more fundamental material or geopolitical forces. If the global situation is driving markets toward a massive crash, it doesn't matter how cautious or skeptical people's messaging is before it happens.” 🤓\n\n\nWSB Daily: “ber n bol r fuk” 🤡 |
| Reduce, reuse, recycle |
| I’m holding 5 DFTX Call 10 1/15/2027 that I bought on December 31st 2025 and I’m already up 103.08%. Only cost me $3,508.32. At this rate, I may hold until expiration to own the shares. |
| No thanks. Last time I went crabbing, I ended up at the doctors. |
| Crabs is good. |
| “No more 'Mr. Kimble, I have to go to the bathroom’. Nothing! There is no bathroom!" |
| Oils use case isn’t only pedo currency\n\nPedo currency only use case is pedo currency\n\nNice try |
| Can't blockade the blockchain...\n\nOr can you? |
| peace talk v2, wonder if vance going to be part of it again. also, spy 725 confirmed. 750 if talks fail |
| Bears cope - Every bad news will make market go down \n\nBulls cope - Every dip will be bought up\n\nBoth are in for surprises next few weeks. One day at a time |
| Nah they often stair case down |
| It's just the set up. Like I said in my previous post here on WSB, he is going to end the blockade that he imposed and then claim that he reopened the strait....just my opinion, and if I am wrong please feel free to call me out.\n\n"My bet is that he called for the blockade so that he can turn around a declare an end to the blockade so he can claim that he won; I would say give it a few days. The strait is currently open to those who are: 1) nations that are not actively participating in the military aggressions of the US of A and Israel 2) Nations that satisfy (1) and are willing to pay a toll.\n\nIn short, it may not be a bad idea to be buying the dips this week."\n\nThat is my my post from seven days ago. |
| Wen Energy and Bridge day? |
| You're apologizing for more if you are pro oil |
| share the strategy please |
| Yes, I hear what you’re saying but this market only sees the part about “more peace talks” and “eventually the war will end” and seems to just ignore the part about the strait being closed for 7 weeks now. |
| Pedo apologist stance is fucking wild\n\nNot addressing scalability limitations is on brand |
| It's just the set up. Like I said in my previous post here on WSB, he is going to end the blockade that he imposed and then claim that he reopened the strait....just my opinion, and if I am wrong please feel free to call me out. \n\n"My bet is that he called for the blockade so that he can turn around a declare an end to the blockade so he can claim that he won; I would say give it a few days. The strait is currently open to those who are: 1) nations that are not actively participating in the military aggressions of the US of A and Israel 2) Nations that satisfy (1) and are willing to pay a toll.\n\nIn short, it may not be a bad idea to be buying the dips this week."\n\nThat is my my post from seven days ago. |
| It’s June 2027, power plant day and bridge day is scheduled for 2 days from now the S&P is over 9000 |
| Oil is responsible for way more crime than bitcoin, lol. |
| It's all a lead up to Taco tuesday! |
| Hahahahhahaha. Gotta love the “I went to a movie so I must invest in a theater company” posts |
| Get back to me when your tech is not founded on pedo bullshit and can actually scale |
| Lines that go straight up come straight down. Is this rookie hour. Bear. |
| Tom Lee didn't have to do them like that. |
| Institutions can obtain a lot more leverage, especially on futures, than retail can. The capital required for that for that trade could have been around 20-40m. |
| Because the problem is not the payment method it's the delivery lmao |
| nobody believes mango's fake threats anymore, not even corn\n\nsomeone change grandpa's diaper and put him in the bingo hall |
| Schrodinger's Hormuz Strait is always open and always closed. |
| Just put the fries in the bag bro |
| Maybe they’re trying to weaponized the Vance curse and it didn’t take |
| I believe USO will continue to drop |
| Maybe we can just offer Vance as tribute to the Iranians and this will all be over. |
| Negotiation on, negotiation off LMAO 🤌 |
| 🥭 overplayed crazy\n\nHe should have asked a woman how to thread that needle |
| Bers by the dumpster at Wendy’s come down fast, they come down easy! |
| It is genuinely impossible to distinguish the schitzo posts on Truth Social from the schitzo ads |
| True when it comes to the pipeline. But they still hold some ibogaine patents. |
| In other words, someone close to Trump has investments related to these new treatments. |
| Just sell put and get away with it scott free |
| Alright, the downvotes have spoken, keep running the world on centralized assets, makes way more sense. Enjoy your Strait being open and closed with you having no say via hashrate |
| Just look at the topography. Iran is 90% mountains and knocking down their bridges would mean it would take days to go from one city to the other by land. Mango is only parroting what his military advisors tell him to sound smart, like he always does. But much like you he's probably too dumb to understand the why. |
| All $27 of it? |
| If those bridges and power plants get blown up, tomorrow is circuit breakers. \n\nThe market defies logic and rallies because it assumes Trump is gunna pussy out as always. \n\nIf he goes full war-crimes it won’t be shrugged off as easily. |
| I mean we went from 638.94 on 3/31 to a high of 712 this week. Gunna happen. |
| AAPL $300 EOM BITCHES |
| Dang power plant and bridge day back on the menu bulls. Tune in Monday to find out .. per DJT truth post |
| My way by sinatra, either bullish or nuclear war |
| So sp8,000? Lol |
| If they don't give red monday how will they pump another 10% later this week? |
| Holy crab, sounds crab to me. I am in 🙃🥳🦀 |
| There are very serious people, moving billions around, having to decode orange truth social vague posting |
| Iran really wants to find out. |
| Baby one more time! |
| flat then rip after the ceasefire tweet, ur good |
| Fuck we’re sending Vance back over there for talks, bet the house on puts boys |
| Was 25% then went up after his tweets |
| Just like any other play that’s easy to spot in the market\n\nIran would be stupid not to plan a response on a Tuesday at this point |
| Why would Iran back off when everyone knows this guy can only bluff? Has he ever lived up to a threat? |
| Yo mama |
| Like when news outlets say “whateverstock soared today” and it only went up 1.7%. |
| I’m yoloing my live savings into psychedelic stocks Monday morning |
| And that means Taco Tuesday into irrational pump is right around the corner. Get your calls ready. |
| 1007 days |
| I heard they'll be serving tacos. |
| It’s hard to post news articles here when 🥭 name is in the url 😮💨 |
| Don't think 1 red day even resets rsi, we had 13 green days in a row on qqq and a lot of tech lol |
| Fake power plant threat again. Literally just buy calls tomorrow for taco tuesday |
| I don’t doubt Meta drives results. The question isn’t whether it works but it’s how efficiently and accurately it’s measured. |
| 😆 who the hell would downvote this? |
| A post like this should result in a permanent ban. |
| This is why meeting with a professional to help with set and setting is so important. |
| Amen |
| Power plant day and bridge day back on the menu boys!! |
| Of course I finally gave up on my USO and XLE Friday I can't stand the manipulation back and forth |
| Because it would align the incentives of all the major players, who now have a decentralized, immutable blockchain that records everything, instead of random ass tweets on the weekend moving things. It's pretty simple, no? \n\n>globalized economy has made us complacent relative to hard assets and commodities by centralizing\n\nHow can you be smart enough to get this but not realize that putting the world on a decentralized asset is better |
| Nothing, it's basically put it on red or black. Or, if you like options - red or black, and also how long does the little ball bounce around before it settles. |
| 😂 |
| Hoping monday ends with a massive pump even though we open red. But hoping to maybe get some cheaper INTC calls as well as more Sofi calls. |
| Shut the fuck up |
| We haven't had a red day since March I think the market is pretty clear how it feels |
| It’s too early for this level of dick riding |
| Ahah |
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| I don't think the grown ups will let him do nukes |
| Sunday morning church, so sweet |
| Insane that people don't consider, hmmm, Saylor is head of one of the largest companies in the world, maybe tokenizing oil on the bitcoin blockchain could help? It would align incentives between states. \n\nIt's more crazy to run the world on centralized assets, like actually think about it for 2 seconds, why should say, India or England be suffering due to two global powers squabbling? |
| I just need to tweak that we will get a “this just in mess” straight is open 20ish minutes before close Monday before the pump up |
| How does tokenization fix the blockade, retard? Hydrocarbons still have to reach each country that needs it.\n\nThe only thing that this shows is that the globalized economy has made us complacent relative to hard assets and commodities by centralizing them to choke points and to the two super geopolitical powers. \n\nWe're probably about to enter a decentralization of hard assets production, the death of the Petrodollar and the foreign reserve dollar treasuries, and a commodities super cycle, all of which were announced by last year's gold price explosion. |
| Least you could do. She carried you for 9 months |
| Because the talks will happen tomorrow. And the last time they took like 20 hours or something. So I assume we have to wait till tuesday I suppose. |
| I was drunk 🫣 i don’t remember 😂 |
| At first I interpreted as for being for him at walter reed or something. I actually thought that. |
| Just need a 10% drop on semis and it would be healthy. Friday Bear.. I hate stocks just like the money. |
| MSTR bagholder - “You just don’t understand Strategy and besides I like sticking my dick in a nutcracker” |
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| Shhh the markets are sleeping, don't disturb them |
| "Omg, everything is like this all the time" is what I'm always blown away by, we have so many filters and processors running usually that turning on the raw inputs is intense. Even just dialing the processors back a little bit you get interesting insights into what your mind is doing to the things you perceive. |
| Borderline? This is a Taco Bell sir |
| holy shit lol dementia fruit is my new nickname for him, thanks |
| Pure gambling |
| Where to buy SpaceX or request shares. |
| dip buyers will be rewarded |
| I pleasured her tenderly 😎 |
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| I know this is wall street bets but I hate all the references. Normalizing the hate and our comments are feeding the bot |
| Hold on…you mean to tell me Kushner and Vance are not having success as international negotiators?! |
| in case last week wasn't obvious enough, market is done with iran and were back to computerz |
| brutal lol |
| It will be green as fuck all week for the simple reason that I have not capitulated yet. You’re welcome bulls. |
| It depends how you read this. That tweet can be both good and bad. Because he also said they are ready to blow up bridges and power plants if needed (after saying they achieved peace on friday). So market priced in the best outcome with the last week's rally, and that tweet says market was wrong and escalation fears are still on horizon. |
| But, how were you so confident? Buying weeklies, it could have gone the other way, wow, 50/50 chances |
| He posted a video of Sinatra singing My Way. The end is near inshallah |
| What’s between a bear and a bull? A boar? I’m a boar on this. I honestly wouldn’t be shocked if he actually nuked Iran. I wouldn’t be shocked if he just left. I wouldn’t be shocked if he made the worst deal of all time. I wouldn’t be shocked if the deal was identical to the JCPOA. I’m sitting half in the market and half in cash. I have no idea what the fuck is happening. \n\nOne thing I do know is that the economy is fucked but that it will continue to rally until he chooses not to TACO. This could be it, or it could be nothing. |
| US is talking to some no power Iranian bureaucrats while the IRGC doesn't give a shit. The fuck are more talks gonna do? |
| Doing the lord's work on his day |
| If we somehow open red tomorrow every retard on the planet will immediately buy the dip. Happens every time while ber stare in disbelief. |
| He was a RDDT & NFLX bagholder |
| It's only 28% by end of april |
| At some point the markets priced can’t keep running up on this right?! |
| Random observation: The only metal that has gone down in price YoY is titanium. |
| Yeahhhhhhh noooooo |
| Tuna fish |
| Not American, don’t live in USA, so no taxes. |
| Market we get it you wanna keep it up but give us a red monday. |
| MEOW! |
| Why wait until Tuesday lol |
| Nice play, congrats, OP. \nBut SPX would have been wayyyy better tax treatment. |
| Newer casinos in Pennsylvania killed the casino business in Atlantic City. Donnie isn't entirely to blame. Thank you for your attention to this matter. |
| I’d rather drop and look for bottom for calls |
| I don't get it, you can't put the oilcoin in your car if the oilcoin is trapped in the Persian Gulf |
| $25 pump is crazy that's almost 4% maybe by end of week. |
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| That's a great idea, my bitcoin car hasn't been able to start, but if I can put bitcoin gas in it, made from bitcoin oil, maybe I can finally drive to the bitcoin store and spend some of my bitcoins. |
| He’s bluffing |
| Dementia fruit always repeating the same thing as can't remember what he did yesterday |
| Damn.... I do..but its a hell of a drive from Bloomington, Indiana, to there, though, and yall be done well before I got there. |
| >Trump: 'WORLD’S MOST POWERFUL RESET!!! President DJT'\n\n✅️ |
| thank god for the circle, i dont know where else to look at otherwise. |
| Fries in bag, damnit |
| 🥭going for an economics Nobel prize by keeping markets near ATHs during a 6 month blockade. |
| 240 post earnings \n340 post inclusion announcement \n\n |
| So he spent 7 months and earned nothing. Even at his peak he would've made $20k. How does that get him closer to affording him a home? Instead he sat in his basement playing video games and made $0. I think you can understand why nobody feels sorry for him. |
| Yeah strange blocking something that’s already blocked |
| Monday evening? |
| Not so much bad hallucinations as deeply realizing everything wrong with you and your life and feeling so terrible about it that you might feel like you could or should die along with dread of not wanting to. Then it wears off and you're hit with the hugest wave of relief like it was just a bad dream in the sense that now you know what needs to change and there's time to do it. It's like all the bad feelings of years of therapy crammed into a few hours. |
| Give us a red monday cowards |
| Never let yourself know your next move |
| way to harsh the vibe. Also, name and shame [Kent man pleads not guilty to raping, robbing men via gay... - KIRO 7 News Seattle](https://www.kiro7.com/news/kent-man-pleads-not-guilty-raping-robbing-men-gay-/246286417/) |
| Littering and? |
| fully expect tomorrow literally: "I'm a nice guy" |
| Ahhh yeeeaahhh another glorious day not being a ber |
| This is crazy.\n\nI make $210k/year single income. But I have a wife and 3 kids to support on my income.\n\nI feel the stretch because I carry the weight for all of them. But how are you feeling the stretch at 220k/year and no kids? Unless you are in upper echelon of HCOL cities. |
| Nope, he went ballz deep. Bet that was more intense than your shit post. \n\nAh well, its all going up from here. |
| we don't know yet |
| Trump crashing out on Truth Social again. Polymarket seems to like this as odds of opening Strait have increased |
| RDDT 200 |
| Wait hol up, just ooooone more $1B short on oil before we wrap this thing up. \n\n |
| Hey, look. It’s the old prop up the market trick with peace talks announced |
| That's awesome man. Just what I want to hear about first thing Sunday morning. Gay rape stories. |
| Gotta say I agree with Saylor, it's insane to run the world on an asset that can be blockaded so easily. Hate him or love him, but putting the world on a decentralized asset instead of what we currently have is common sense. Unsure if tokenizing oil on the bitcoin network is the magic bullet, but after this, maybe people will be willing to try |
| why this fascination with bridges? |
| I’ve been paper trading options and every trade I’ve made has been terribly wrong |
| I remember last weekend when bers were rejoicing because of a -1.5 premarket open. And then morning rolled around and everything was Shrek dildo. I have a feeling that will happen again just this time it’s a -.5% drop coming out of the weekend😂 |
| https://preview.redd.it/29jyfcf175wg1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8959dbef57ddaf71d091978803afe3373a9d6df1 |
| Negotiations taking place on Monday evening, however convenient |
| Micro / small doses, you don't have to see trees moving. Taking a small amount can be enough to relieve depression and stress. |
| Mango finding out first hand that you can lie to your people but the iranians are gonna iranian anyway |
| Puts |
| It was bound to happen sooner or later! |
| wrong coast my dude, otherwise id be down for real |
| Hey! Leave that poor sheep alone! |
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| I’m all in on puts. Fuck this shit, fuck the Antichrist (🥭) and fuck the bulls. |
| \*looking at strait\* ah fuck you are so tight |
| So, Power Plant day into Taco is already prepared. Another unreasonable 10% pump incoming. Calls on Tuesday. |
| lol why do you suspect that?😂 if it’s following last week it’s straight up to $440 before earnings |
| This is so tight yes…YES! |
| I swore off Tesla options so long ago I didn’t even know you could buy midweek contracts 😂😂🤡 |
| But trump said its open. He wouldn’t lie about stuff. /s |
| NO MORE MR. NICE GUY |
| I am Spartacus |
| I’m waiting for my 3 figure gains to become 4 figure gains. Then you shall all witness me. |
| I pray yung bull |
| Trips can be hard, independent of your prior mental state. Sometimes you end up looking at yourself in ways you’d prefer not to; honesty can be rough. Efficacy is best when paired with therapy (before and after) and it’s what all of the companies are doing in their trials. |
| Oil been trending down but then suddenly jumped after that tweet lmao |
| I bet that was funnier in your head. |
| Yeah but her tax firm mainly do middle class people. More aligned with the regards here |
| Legal robbery?!? Calls it is |
| The bull and the bear The bull and the bear The bull and the bear The bull and the bear The bull and the bear |
| Damn I thought the peace deal would be on wednesday evening. my ban bet not gonna work out pray for me. |
| Bridge and power plant day back on? |
| When is bridge and powerplant day? Is it a national holiday? |
| Sell your losers, lower your tax burden \nSell your winners, higher tax burden (especially short term capital gains) |
| calls? |
| # **CEASEFIRE TALKS “GOING WELL” - A TRUSTED SOURCE** |
| Or the mouse |
| last weekend were worse, weekend futures were down 1.5% yet we had 1 of the best weeks ever.. so you probobly good |
| they are probably getting rich |
| buy puts and lose money for the 15th day in a row |
| Joining cash gang |
| Same. |
| Cuba? tbh the US can probobly conquer it with a row boat.. |
| I had the same thought! I wonder how much money Iran's leaders would need to ignore the deaths of thousands of people just to jump in the game... if you can read the charts the timing is kind of expected. The market needs liquidity here at ATH. I say drop until Tuesday, if not to 50% of recent gains then back to ATH. |
| >TRUMP: WE'RE OFFERING A VERY FAIR AND REASONABLE DEAL, AND I HOPE THEY TAKE IT\n\n>TRUMP: IF THEY DON'T, UNITED STATES IS GOING TO KNOCK OUT EVERY SINGLE POWER PLANT, AND EVERY SINGLE BRIDGE, IN IRAN. NO MORE MR. NICE GUY\n\n✅️ |
| He will postpone it 48 hours, 2 weeks then 48 hours again and then they have a deal for 1 week, and repeat. |
| Bers, what you gonna do tomorrow? |
| Lol. I just wanted to say that, thanks |
| Tax season be over. I work in a tax firm also. Wealthy clients make tons of money in stock market |
| O ya I sold |
| Powell would DEMOLISH him |
| Keyboard warriors |
| US is now considered goat herding radicals? What did I missed? |
| "NO MORE MR NICE GUY" \n\nThis dude aint Mr nice guy.. hes "Mr i go back on my word every single hour guy".. |
| No wonder he bankrupted a casino, he keeps going all in with a shit hand. |
| Well I guess a few hedged puts won't hurt |
| How? Laverage trading? |
| Same here. I’m a big believer in psychedelics for mental health treatment from personal and anecdotal evidence. I bought Mindmed (DFTX) and Compass waaaay too early based on that belief, but it looks like stage 3 trials data release are soon and the politics are lining up as bipartisan. |
| Congratulations to Blue Origin on the successful launch of the ASTS satellite!\n\nASTS 🚀 🚀 RKLB\n |
| What's not shown is the meteoric rise in value from the beginning of April to current date. My Vanguard balance history is similar with a recovery to neutral from Jan 1st to April 1st. However, as of this Friday, everything is up bigly and my ROTH IRA is +20% YTD.\n |
| prepare to fire. fire -some guy on the coast w binoculars |
| So what we thinking lads, green or red Monday?\n\nI got some hims calls i held over the weekend scaring me. Yes i know im a retart for holding it over the weekend. |
| Thats like a CNA making electrophysiology stats out of anecdotes |
| I NEED MSFT to open red. Please & thank you |
| All he has to say is, we are selling all your bonds 😂 |
| trade volumes are up on oil and spy so i guess hood could make more $$$ |
| CEASEFIRE GOING WELL |
| Bruh no one looks at my fkn stories shit sad |
| Too bullish in here and that means one thing only |
| Tax season? I couldn’t have imagined |
| It's moving too fast for one to take any meaningful position. I am trading small and locking profits. No need for generational losses. |
| most of their revenue is ads you moron. why do people here only live in their tiny objectively wrong bubble |
| You were downvoted, but you aren’t wrong.\n\nWorld has always been tough. The expectation of a good life being handed to you was amazingly, for a brief period, something that had existed in the US. \n\nLike you said a bubble. But clearly that’s passed. |
| -.10% by open. Flat by close |
| “We’re blocking the strait, but actually we’re blocking the ports, but actually we’re blocking the strait so thanks for helping block the strait”\n\nAlso aren’t the ships Indian and not French/UK? |
| My sister just started working at a tax firm and it’s tax season right now, she says 90%+ of her clients lose money in the stock market lmao 📉 |
| this should present no significant problems |
| It was* up 156% |
| Oh I know. They’re the ones who trolled us. |
| Bro Xi has to be jorking his cock seeing the influence a tweet from 🇮🇷 can have on the US markets. He could completely crash our shit with a couple words. |
| Keep to THEIR word? Lmao. Yeah. The US and Israel certainly didn’t break the ceasefire day one. Lmfao |
| You know they have cities, right? |
| *Nice gay |
| UH HUH |
| No More Mr. Nice Guy |
| if? you mean when? |
| Wiki seems to think it doesn’t exist |
| Did ya'll really think a bunch of goat herding radicals were gonna keep to their word? HAHAHAHA oh my fuck I"m so looking forward to a circuit breaking bloodbath tomorrow\n\nEdit: rofl too many people here think that me insulting one means I support the other. Eat a dick retards |
| Tbh I was expecting a lot of seven figures gain porn this weekend. It feels like everyone is underinvested in this rally. Or maybe high rollers just want to stay low key. |
| Imagine having at least 3 fucking more years of whatever this bullshit is |
| Msft opening under $410? |
| discount on ground beef this week |
| trigger fingers turn into twitter fingers |
| Surely puts are the play this time until bulls are bailed out by a TACO tweet.\n\nIf you go all in and guess right then you’ll be rich. \n\n#whatwouldBarrondo?\n |
| Hahaha. Sure. |
| Just diy it |
| Yeah this shit ain’t stopping huh |
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| Holy fuck more fighting between 🥭 and 🇮🇷 foreign ministry on Twitter than in the battlefield |
| Groundhog Day because of the Strait |
| Can I buy some crabs now and have them delivered in the future? |
| NUH UH |
| Believe or not, calls |
| I didn’t buy calls last week I’m an idiot |
| But he did print statements |
| I called it stupid at the time, so did a lot of others. My favorite quote from Zuck was "if you want to be alone, you can even build your own private room!" (paraphrased) instead of just, you know, getting offline |
| They even had strong suspicion on him and it did nothing. |
| 🥭 threatening bridges and power plants again |
| Looks like TACO came in 24 hours early. |
| Mr Gorbachev, tear down this Hormussy |
| Nah you're fine. Drop will be maybe for a few hours then back to ATHs. |
| I have a feeling we are gonna have a big, fat, Green Day tmr |
| Huh uhhhhhhhhhhh yahhhhhh |
| Woke up with the noise of my neighbor getting fukt she is half german and half Chinese and she kinda looks like Lola Tung fuckin hell sad af |
| We Forrest gump maxing over there |
| Not to defend the man, but this is [literally just something Biden already started](https://theintercept.com/2022/07/26/mdma-psilocybin-fda-ptsd/) putting into [motion years ago.](https://luttrell.house.gov/media/in-the-news/biden-signs-defense-bill-requiring-psychedelics-studies-involving-active-duty)\n\nTrump is just trying to take credit for it. |
| uh huh |
| Dam dude I wanna try options so bad |
| Not to defend the man, but this is [literally just something Biden already started](https://theintercept.com/2022/07/26/mdma-psilocybin-fda-ptsd/) putting into [motion years ago.](https://luttrell.house.gov/media/in-the-news/biden-signs-defense-bill-requiring-psychedelics-studies-involving-active-duty)\n\nTrump is just trying to take credit for it. |
| Hope you have calls |
| In some countries. |
| Nuh uh |
| You need to look at risk management more seriously. Sure you could double your money quickly but doing so takes on massive amounts of risk. The higher the potential return the more risk. \n\nPersonally I would suggest getting a job and allocating a % of your paycheck to the market. Long term buy and hold. \n\nStart with ETFs until you are comfortable with picking individual stocks. \n\nAvoid crypto and options until you have been trading at least 2 years. \n\nThe market has nothing to do with luck and everything to do with due diligence and patience. You have to be positioned before the move, do not chase. |
| Pump n dump 🥭 style |
| I've got the Austin powers movies queued up |
| flat tomorrow till we hear ceasefire extended by 72 hours subject to a 100 unrealistic conditions and we pump another +2% |
| Watch the tone flip 180 at 9 AM EST on Monday. We’re doing great, the Iranians are nice guys, I might travel to Islamabad myself to sign, etc. etc. |
| What happens if someone bites your balls with fulll force? |
| the trick is to work a job, so that you have steady income to feed your gambling, you can't rely on gambling to fund more gambling and life expenses indefinitely |
| April 22 is approaching |
| What's everyone gonna do if there's an escalation with Cuba? Hearing more and more comments about it. Thinking maybe puts on cruise lines. |
| Wow someone else using avionics |
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| You sure have changed since yesterday |
| I am truly a fucking moron buying calls at close Friday. |
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| Massive green tomorrow to prolong the greatest ever rally despite ber cope 🤭 |
| how many contracts? how do you even have the conviction |
| You already have a bet going - TSM to 400.0 before 22-Apr-2026 04:02 AM -05 |
| !banbet |
| 🥭 tweeting that Iran breached the ceasefire lol |
| The problem for investors is that currently these are only being investigated in strict treatment protocols. Like 12 weeks of guided psychotherapy. So each patient will take 12 doses, strictly administered. Whenever you have these strict protocols, it makes it harder for people to access. So fewer people enroll even without the red tape.\n\nThis is not a replacement for zoloft or other traditional treatment. Nobodies getting a 90 day supply of daily psychedelics.\n\nLow profits. |
| ORE DEPOSITS 101 - Part 11 - Mineral Reserves, Resources and Estimation\n\nhttps://youtu.be/cgkFf2LiCm8?si=znnze2tMJCNqIG4N |
| The Intel guy |
| Massive green despite ber cope |
| See you monday degen |
| Boring ass movie imo and i love inception and his other films |
| Jesus I’m so glad I don’t live in a place like that. Since you’re complaining about your mortgage I assume your house must be a normal 1800 to 2400 square foot home. Mine is only 2400 after mortgage and escrow for a 2200 square foot home. If your house is big quit complaining that’s the cost of a nice house. |
| I need something like that .. don’t know how to start |
| Some of you caught crabs this weekend and it shows |
| Is he hoping for a breakthrough for treating dementia? |
| Lets see if oil gaps up meaningfully, if we just go back to 100, ill assume we pullback to 95-99 by open and SPY opens 705. This market is so fraudulent |
| Look at me i am the kid now |
| Agreed. Risk management is key for consistent gains. Little constant gains> a few big wins followed by big losses. |
| The Bank |
| Kids? is that a 0dte option? |
| https://preview.redd.it/u5bsmibe15wg1.png?width=694&format=png&auto=webp&s=3df8963cb73d10f530adee3edb58febb3abdb6b2\n\n |
| Praise Allah on this big beautiful Sunday. |
| Red |
| ON SUNDAY MORNING!!!! |
| DFTX's pipeline is LSD and MDMA not Ibogaine. For the wider psychadelic field I like it just not for this specific EO, but it did go up. |
| great movie of all time |
| You had 2 last weeks green |
| New world (2013, Korean) |
| https://preview.redd.it/lxuz24t715wg1.jpeg?width=1050&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=27d6117038d322efe849f16539e159de26ec3f2a |
| Trip sitters have been a thing forever you whackadoo. Did it for my friends almost 20 years ago |
| nah, I don't get why you're dehydrating fruit to save money while your shoulder's shot and you're still day trading crypto on a Sunday. |
| You wouldn’t get it |
| No shrek dong tomorow buddy |
| Don't forget to price lock your 7/11 and speedway gas prices today.\nGoing up tomorrow |
| That stat is huge if true |
| Thoughts for tomorow? |
| I am now thinking that nothing will actually happen and markets will open slightly red tonight.\n\n |
| You're still obsessing over banana chips while the market's closed? Go hydrate your bananas or whatever, Ancient. |
| O |
| Nothing makes sense\n\nSpy 720 eod Monday |
| Clanker trying to come at me for banana chips it wishes it could enjoy them |
| Because with the new meds it’s easier to manage than diabetes\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/em31c9zr05wg1.jpeg?width=474&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=45407d883c7775a9aa3064ecba40baaa45edcf66 |
| One big clown show |
| It’s a valid strategy. I’m sure Cisco or Microsoft might have a few pointers on it. |
| YOSHI JOCKEY |
| Nice try. I won´t admit to watching gay porn! |
| I literally have a bottle in the fridge for when it happens |
| Green tomorrow? |
| He literally [intervened in Argentina](https://www.npr.org/transcripts/nx-s1-5609382) despite that's not what ESF is for, and the top Wall St head of groups are totally [just responding to rumors](https://www.reuters.com/business/energy/exchanges-oppose-potential-us-treasury-intervention-oil-futures-market-2026-03-12/) right? You remind me of those boomers who think everything is fake unless the people involved admits it, then act surprise when it turned out to be true. Case in point; boomers who got blew up by 2008 financial crisis just because donkeys like you can't imagine big 4 would do such a thing to endanger markets. Physical spot price for oil is currently still $130 despite paper markets being 50% cheaper, just say you have no critical thinking and can't read the contextual clues retard. |
| — Take a look at the board of directors : \nHalf of " DTCC " is current " citadel " folks ! The same hedge fund that uses illegal naked shorts to generate profits. Then had CAT reporting failures from 2020 - 24. Remain the people in charge of oversight of the market lol .. |
| Hey u/stylux we need some flair for this guy in the comment above |
| Guaranteed income and guaranteed to develop marketable skills. |
| Shroomboom 2.0 |
| Only when the degenerates give me a reason, Cal. Since you're the one with the gambling addiction and that "analyst" title, I figured you'd be the first to throw shade. |
| U can make it quickly by giving blowies behind wendiees |
| You back to roasting people VM? |
| The Straight story |
| 50k here we cum! |
| I went on vacation missed on the pump but with the recent news we might be time traveling back to pre vacation prices anyways |
| > This is actually super helpful to people that suffer from depression, I can attest that psilocybin has brought me out from the depths of hell to a stronger and happier person, and the effects last for months.\n\nDid you receive this benefit from micro or macro dosing? |
| Sentence is more accurate if you remove the words, “medical treatment for.” |
| Got a couple of hours? Hope you're not staring at a screen waiting for the market to open, because it's Sunday and the only thing moving is your blood sugar from those banana chips. |
| He’s so selfish it probably means both |
| Well guys I have a couple of hours |
| You already have a bet going - NVDA to 162.0 before 19-Apr-2026 04:03 PM -05 |
| !banbet |
| Cmps atai dftx anro ghrs help or the etf psil |
| I heard it was pretty good |
| Memento |
| Holy crap I got excited for a second. What a rip |
| What kids? |
| Pulp fiction |
| Asts is annoying\n\nRklb is the real deal |
| Did you see it with your kids? It's more about if they enjoyed it, right? |
| Nope is a good Sunday afternoon movie |
| we needed dual income, no kids. only way we afforded a house that doesn't involve driving or commuting 1.5 - 2 hours each way. and while we aren't house poor, we have to watch what we spend. combined we make about $220k/year - mortgage w/ insurance and tax is $3590 |
| No matter the gains we get, Donnie’s always there to fuck it up on a Friday. |
| That's what I call fucking your mom |
| Announce blockade will be lifted soon |
| Dumb |
| Well technically he is right. |
| >TRUMP SAYS IRAN COMMITTED 'SERIOUS VIOLATION’ OF CEASEFIRE: ABC\n\n✅️ THE WAR WILL NOT END UNTIL THE DEBT IS DEVALUED\n\n>Debt-to-GDP 122.57% CRITICAL \n\n>Interest-to-Revenue 33.02% CRITICAL |
| The Mario galaxy movie sucked. Save your money and buy a 0dte instead. |
| Have you ever seen a Mod and a Bear in the same room at the same time |
| Congrats, that's peak autism, cash out buy index funds and fuck you |
| 7 months and his highest return wasn’t even 20k lol. |
| His cameo in the Odyssey is going to be amazing though |
| Only 12ish more hours till PM. Fuck i this weekend is dragging |
| Sorry To Bother You |
| War machine on Netflix. Not a perfect movie or anything… but a good action movie. |
| crab people, crab people, crab people |
| Felt good to feel something for a moment |
| Why won't they just legalize crack, they invented it. |
| https://preview.redd.it/7ii5i1knx4wg1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4033b146e1033f3dfd5563da1060b56bba350ec6 |
| LeBron is a fucking tool. Idgaf about basketball in general but to even remotely think he is better than MJ is absurd. LeBron is a pansy ass flop diva. |
| Webulll going to bring me wife changing money |
| Happiness |
| Yes, then we go to 750 |
| Sayler goon |
| *sniffs marker* |
| "If you can´t taco, you barbecue" Don Tzu |
| Be glad you made money as greed is how you lose. Remember that money is not yours until you claim it. It sounds easy to hold to max gain however it is much harder to do. |
| Successfully launches normally followed by offerings 😁 |
| I would go crabbing but its too far |
| Definitely need a professional. Someone I know entered full blown psychosis after a bad lsd trip, and they had severe trauma |
| He’s starting to understand |
| We can paint it red with the blood of slaughtered bears |
| Me too |
| His own? |
| I´ve been dead longer than that |
| I’m the grand regent Thragg of ret@rdation |
| Lebron and Bronny in the playoffs together is cool |
| Your not wrong. On one hand I firmly believe the government should not be regulating anything we put in our body. But on the other hand, humans are retarded and have no self control. And a lot of people won't realize that the effects of psychedelics whether good or bad are irreversible.\n\nEdit: The heavy regulation of any natural substance also leads to science creating far more destructive alternatives. Cannabis -> K2, Opiates -> 7oh, Coca plant -> Crack there's others. |
| You, Me, and Tuscany |
| Green by marker open |
| They should try sending those to the Americans. They would at least stop Chief Regard from posting on TruthSocial for a foreseeable future. |
| Flat as fuk today |
| I usually do 1month for swing trades, tickers with hight beta and wait for a pull back to buy |
| Housemaid |
| Fake |
| The sand people ride single file, to avoid the mines in the Strait. |
| They derail threads! |
| Who cares about weekend dow ? Lmao |
| 2 girls, 1 cup |
| Must be people here with asts puts downvoting comments on the successful launch, good luck losing money Monday |
| It was posted here back around March 2025. I was on vacation at the time so didn’t bother moving on it. I believe it was $4. |
| Someone recommend me a movie to watch later today |
| It is going to be red, at least Monday. Green by Wednesday |
| That's good |
| Good luck losing money on both |
| It was leaked earlier this week. But now it's made national headlines and Rogan is posting about it in his socials. This could generate massive hype and the companies could absolutely rip on Monday. |
| Sense of belonging trumps any other human feeling. You belong here 🫶 OP |
| Please don't block that strait with your boat. Tnx. |
| Set a reminder for [timeframe] to [exact action/message]. Confirm it back to me.” |
| SEVERE disorders probably aren't getting helped by psyhchadelics. |
| Spent the last 5 hours creating a browser extension that apparently already exists \n\nLooks like there’s nothing left to do but steal ideas from my competitors 🌝 |
| We had them 4 weeks ago, for a month straight |
| I'm so ready for ASTS monday open |
| Beautiful Sunday for a beautiful asts launch 🚀 |
| I reckon we'll see 680 at some point, but no lower |
| we need at least 1 red day |
| Update: red Ryder only pissed the elk off. \n\nWho is the mr clean looking motherfucker in grown ups 2? |
| Set and setting is the expression. Good mindset and a good place to take them (ie somewhere familiar and loving to you) |
| win lottery on the next try |
| Oil COVID may last even longer than the original! 🍊 |
| Spy will never drop 10% again. 700 is the generational bottom from here on out. |
| But China promised |
| So are we expecting sub 700? |
| chinese finger traps |
| He bought puts 20 min before announcement of opening. Now it’s closed. Puts going to be very red unless someone miracle will happen. |
| I think we may have a misunderstanding |
| The strait of the 🏳️🌈area is open. |
| I’ll trade you a gey ber |
| So you need to jump twice 😂 |
| Prepare to be disappointed. |
| 14 years this chat has been alive |
| I feel $DFTX is the leader. It has three Phase 3 trial readouts expected in 2026 and is the primary beneficiary of this EO’s specific mandates for "ibogaine compounds" and "National Priority Vouchers" for drugs with Breakthrough Therapy Designation (which it has). \n\nFull disclosure, I've been long since 2020. Not selling until FDA approval. Unless it pumps to $500 or something crazy.. |
| Are you claiming the concept of trip sitting was recently invented with the motive of making money? |
| >Accelerating Medical Treatments for Serious Mental Illness\n\nPuts on RDDT, user numbers about to plummet. Just be left with automated accounts talking to each other. |
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| Like a fart on the wind. |
| My toddler has a little piggy bank that says that when he opens the side door and closes it. Not as annoying as the strait. |
| BTC and Weekend Dow are recovering. 0.5% red futes into green by open. We have already seen this shit for the last 3 weeks. \n\nIt is not going to be different this time. |
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| !banbet UNH 375 1w |
| You could have tripled your investment if you held. Try researching and investing in good companies instead of playing the bear options game on leveraged products |
| Queue my dick |
| You just announce an extension of the ceasefire |
| He is an 80 year old influencer. Never seen anything like it. |
| Genuine question? What don’t you like about him besides his “comedy”? |
| Would she like to see my dingle? |
| Lmaoooo |
| Imagine if you actually believed in the company and just invested and held the stock instead of making chump change |
| Tqqq put...... |
| 🌽 shrek dildo, i know none of that matters to bers who are sure of an apocalyptic -90% day tomorrow |
| lol this.\n\n \nNot any different than fake YT traders who have 2 accounts and just show the winning one.\n\n \nOr the hype cycle stocks, of which some get mention on WSB. You pay some influencers to hype a stock that you want to sell. They buy a bunch of calls to kick off MM buying to paint the tape and the organizer sells their block into the rally. This trick is as old as the hills. |
| Calls on puts |
| They don’t.\n\nThey have Reddit accounts and a dopamine addiction.\n\nThis app is a wasteland. |
| Fixed it just for you my special regard |
| I’ve noticed prices jump a lot depending on how close you are to the coast and the season fresh off the boats always hits different, both in taste and price. |
| That's good, right? Another oportunity for 🥭 to tweet counter-reality tweets and stonk will continue to pump |
| All i know is if i am interviewing at your company you all need to start preparing for interviews with me. \n\nI didnt even mention the startup i was talking to. AMD acquihired it at shitty terms, wiping out most equity for all except for founder and few star engineers. |
| Good, i dont want to get rugged out of my puts |
| The tension here is high today |
| Fuck,but say THANKS TO GOD,HAVE MONEY TO BUY |
| Calls on bitcoin |
| That’s how I feel. I work fucking hard. It barely pays the bills. Going on welfare is more and more tempting as the societal contract falls apart. |
| Just put the hash brown in the bag bro 😭 |
| lol anyone seeing this shit mango is posting on truth social?!? is it time to double the calls wins with puts tm morning? |
| Smells like grift. |
| You\nCame\nIn with the breeze\n |
| Did the sand people bomb each other during the weekend? \n\nHormuz closed?\n |
| Not sure about CA but in FL you need 2 or 3 different licenses to do it legally. Saltwater Fishing, Saltwater Product License, and the wholesale/retail license. I can't remember if the Saltwater Product License includes the fishing license by default as well which is why I said 2 *or* 3 (it's also been a while). There's probably a similar setup in CA though. \n\nAlso, good luck ever getting FWC to answer any questions you have about the licenses and requirements needed. We basically got to the point where we got everything we *thought* we needed and then just went for it. Figured if we were doing something wrong we would eventually get stopped, pay the fine+fix the problem, and then continue like normal. Never had any issues though in that regard thankfully. |
| PayPal is Venmo dude |
| I mean, how will trump taco out of this one to make market rally when Iran is the one tacoing?\n\nOr is it "Talks going well, peace soon and hormuz open" while no such happening? |
| NGL. This is actually a good position for hedging. Even if things go up it's not that big a L. |
| yes! the encouragement i need |
| Ur all informants whether u like it or not |
| Came here for this. |
| Meanwhile their short AI moderation is banning people left and right for lifetimes. You also can’t appeal the ban because they created a support system that doesn’t involve humans. How are they going to earn money if their AI conures lifetime bans with no appeal? Advertise to the AI? |
| Everybody loves a cum back story. Just like Kim |
| Warning: UNH is boring on a good day, and bagmaking on a bad one. |
| The only thing I hate more than death itself is people writing queue for cue\n\nLine of people. Theatrical prompt. Not the same. |
| Here since forever, on what planet is protein powder cheaper than something else? |
| 2% red day happens on the day you skip out. Then you buy calls and it dump another 1%. Your welcome 🙂 |
| Like when you try to offload a crashing IPO on RH and it hits you with the popup warning about flipping IPOs. Meanwhile the stock is plunging $10/second. |
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| Nice one. I’ll take a look at CORN |
| RemindMe! 7 Days |
| Tickers please |
| When did protein powder become more expensive than real chicken… |
| Scared as hell of having a bad trip because I'm already expecting it. |
| "Are you tired of winning yet? They told me "Mr. President, we have to stop winning", but we're going to keep winning, winning, winning!" *cue the YMCA double handjob dance* |
| No dump on Monday. Taco priced in. |
| So *ucking true |
Watching the New Glenn launch live! It looks similar to their Carnival Cruise lines invasion to the exclusion zone before 😂\n\n Blue Origin Launches Bluebird 7 - Booster reuse and landing Blue Origin launches its third mission, reusing the booster from Flight 2, and attempting recovery on the barge, Jacklyn. The mission is for AST SpaceMobile'... www.youtube.com |
| Who's invested can definitely affect execution and how you sell a product though.\n\nInvestors may have connections that can open doors that were previously gatekept. |
| Halp, too much winning |
| That is actually way more profound than it seems. \nYour ancestors really didnt nut to see you be sad and mopey. \nThey cared about you enoug to create society as it is now. \nAnd you matter in the same way for those who come after you. |
| 12 hours until people start going nuts in this thread about fuuutes |
| And 1000 other fairy tales |
| Well there are certainly mental illnesses that could be exacerbated by drugs so presumably the doctor can at least help you decide whether mushrooms are actually right for you or will fuck you up even worse. |
| Finally back from ban hole |
| Fuck your father for fucking your mother. Buy Microsoft you pussy |
| The only thing I hate more than bers are people who post songs |
| I’m already stressing over charts and timinglas thing I need is ads popping up mid decision. I’d probably spend more time closing ads than actually trading. |
| Just sad |
| There is a website for that https://www.ishormuzopenyet.com/ |
| Yes.\n\n\nHPPD also exists but don't let the pschedelic bros catch you talking about it...\n\n\nhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hallucinogen_persisting_perception_disorder |
| Pltr has 800m shares at launch, now 2.5b😂😂 |
| That's what she said |
| 🎶 *I fantasized bout this back in Chicago. Mercy, mercy me, that Murcielago* 🎶 |
| 😂 |
| Axios will simp some story about Pakistan readying itself for some talks blah blah blah. |
| ATAI raises capital through CMPS shares. They are down to around a ~5% stake. |
| I just need 2% red. Then I’ll stop the bear way. Got rung out to dry. |
| All my drug dealers try to be very nonchalant secretive but they all meet in the same alley which is down the street from a police station |
| Working in construction everyone thinks I’m just sexting all day |
| Oxycodone often has it |
| Imagine how much trading firms would make if they added advertising? I would see atleast 6 hours of ads every day. Ok ten hours….. |
| Nae king! Nae quin! Nae laird! Nae stop losses! We willna' be fooled again! |
| Bought some BER spray for tomorrow, be careful out there regards. |
| Best pump since 2020, insane 2 weeks |
| which has zero relevance really |
| I wonder what weapons China is sending to Iran during this splendid cease fire. |
| Some of us regards live there. It’s not a playground. |
| No paracetamol in that diet |
| wallstreet must hate when retail gets out before they do on monday.\n\nMaybe it will pump because of it 🙂 ? |
| I analyzed 2000+ reports and found that you should stop getting advice from the voices in your head that seem to get louder as you pilfer the Wendy's dumpster for a snack on lunch break |
| He’ll probably get as much insight here. |
| This was me, few years ago !! |
| And somehow that exact same scenario will proceed to go $100 > $89.99 > $9 if you don't set the stop loss, it knows. |
| Options are a parlay. |
| Haha yeh I know it's just in comparison to the big wins you can get on options. |
| The crabs of Hormuz |
| Never met the guy |
| Holy fuck deja vu |
| Way too reptilian in here….argyle by open |
| me |
| You have been successfully not-banned 🙂 |
| have you ever heard about synthetic cdo?\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/tytht2wwj4wg1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a5cd0e0cc14ba418218ecbb4f1e1bd2084568f5b |
| The moment you look away, it's all over. |
| yeah it’s just nice to have someone around, very comforting. |
| Any why would that be? All indicators hint that the straight will open due to multiple reasons: \n1) iranian navy is 90% decimated \n2) mines are being cleared \n3) The US can not sustain war for over 2 months without congress voting on it |
| You guys are awesome. |
| Yes, if your stop loss is set to 90$ and you buy the stock at $100, the stock may likely hit $89.99 (almost definitely if you have a stop loss set) and then proceed to go to $150 while you’re not paying attention.\n\nHope this helps |
| Sell all of your organs. All of them. |
| Soon Axios will have a headline about Iran thinking about drafting a potential framework which might start the discussion to advance the possibility to open the Strait in the next 2-3 weeks. Bigly bullish |
| https://preview.redd.it/vnqus9edj4wg1.jpeg?width=794&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d15a31cbc70f28fce7bda323352afdfe48a86a2b |
| How much were you planning to charge? |
| Puts on Crabs |
| 90% of it |
| My accountant charged us extra for all the trades I made, but this tax year I had the most ever. A lot of spy 1dte and 0dte. He didnt say a peep. He might be a degenerate too and gave me a pass. |
| It's not that important if you trade long options anyway. |
| My gf confirms |
| ATAI seems good bet |
| Stop loss? Hell nah. I prefer to check my brokerage account 600 times in a day |
| With ibkr the stop loss is just another layer of gambling |
| I bought 3x 370c Mar19'27\nFeeling pretty good and thinking about just holding through earnings on the off-chance it might just not get sold off.\nBut I actually expect it with 90% certainty. |
| You’ll be missed. See you tomorrow. |
| ATAI has peter thiel in |
| if they get close, just hit 'em with the shampoo |
| Use a copying machine |
| RIP liver…binging booze with paracetamol |
| Facebook ahh post |
| Is Hormuz having a happy hour next week? |
| nah 715 end of week trust. its going to be reletivly flat bullish |
| With JDT in office SL is financial suicide. Diamonds hands is the only way. Just don't do stupid things like 0dte. |
| My account only has Stop Profit and Take Loss |
| Expiration is the stop loss. |
| Buying homes is so expensive because the mentality that renting single handedly means failing life is so prevalent. People kept getting richer and kept sending not just more and more money but larger and larger portions of their wealth to mortgages (these portions becoming available since covering food, clothes, etc. became easier) even when it became incredibly uneconomical. And the US like most countries made the disastrous decision to subsidize mortgages for buying existing properties, rather than just for building new ones (among many other terrible policy choices that favored homeowners). Due to all these factors, not only did property values get driven to high heaven, but properties also attracted people banking on large appreciation to turn a profit- which hasn't always come true, but did often enough that it keeps happening now.\n\nAll that aside, the best way to win that game, especially if you don't have the money to buy anyway, is to take renting in perspective as a mild inconvenience with its own upsides (particularly regarding mobility) and not as the measure of whether life is worth living. That goes double for people who don't have children yet (which I'm guessing you don't). But honestly, my parents rented for over a decade after they had me, we moved twice, and it didn't leave me with any lingering trauma, nor do I think it kept them up at night.\n\nLess than 1% of the US population has over $10K in medical debt, and while that is tough for those that do (though here the majority are 50-64 year olds who lived through the romanticized 'good times'), the vast majority qualify for some form of aid they don't know about or find applying to too complicated. If you are in this bracket I strongly encourage you to look. |
| Lend me 1k$ and Ill do what you did. Pay you back |
| At least it's not a Bear Call 😉 \n...if only it was a Bull Call 🙁 |
| Is there any actual reason to not trade with a stop loss? |
| use leverage and move it to -1000% |
| Calls again for Monday? |
| Stop loss??!! The market makers know what they are |
| Stop loss? Wtf? |
| NO GODS, NO KINGS, NO STOP LOSSES\n\n\nWE MARGIN CALL LIKE MEN |
| Here we only trade with a "Start loss" |
| red week ahead |
| They guide conservative and beat every time. TSM earnings already gave it away. AMD is gona crush earnings this quarter. |
| If you think the administration has any idea what they're eating for lunch, let alone what they're doing tomorrow, or all week, let alone what Mango is actually going to stick to, or what Iran is going to do all week, you're drunk.\n\n\nMy point also still stands. If you were going to manipulate the market like this, doing so during market hours trading short term options is way more profitable. |
| The dip is been dipping day by day. |
| Wait we were planning to profit? I like making weekly donations |
| My stop loss is -100%. |
| https://preview.redd.it/axyb59gah4wg1.jpeg?width=484&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e45fc6cc24de5897f6ae7a33f0c15c5448465436\n\nM’a man! |
| stop loss? what am i ? a gay bear? |
| Am I still blow up my account 🙃 😕 |
| They definitely knew. Downvoting in anger now |
| Twitter fumbling the acquisition of vine is still crazy, what a waste |
| Too low. |
| Is this "stop loss" in the room with us right now? |
| I know… I grabbed one of the chilled bottles and then had my six-year-old tell me what the headline actually meant. |
| Finger in anoos + everything listed |
| Buttcorn up 25% from 60k low still too high |
| Hey that’s me |
| I had a dream last night that shit was extremely fucked up, but everyone was just pretending like everything was normal. Dream friends were moving to Vermont to start a family, another was opening a mechanic shop. What a nightmare! Buying calls at open. |
| Maybe in a couple decades the tech might be good enough to give it another proper go, but wearing a clunky headset for hours on end to end up with ps2 levels of fidelity is only going to appeal to tech dorks that don’t have anything better to do. |
| BTC over 70k means we are still in a turbo bull market. SPY 800 eow. |
| Still way too high. |
| bears never learn. 🥭 will simply send a truth around market open that will Shrek the f outta the algos. +2% Monday open. see the last 3 weeks |
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| It works best when you use money earned trading to do options like this as then you are using house money and it is easier to take the risk. Really one good idea is to trade options then use options profits to buy long term shares for solid companies that have been beaten down. Congrats. Iran War is ATM lately. Best trading market ever. |
| BTC holding by the skin of its teeth & just went under 75 |
| Aw come on mods |
| 🫵 |
| Did that really happen to you? That sounds so insane! |
| Thats the joke |
| I don't even know what a smash burger is |
| I don´t know. Second and third picture look like gain porn to me. |
| I know that how? Lmao! Full blown meltdown kid…. You’re a child. Learn to read |
| "Redeem the gift cards, you crazy bastards. Praise be Allah" |
| I love fishing for crabs with nets! I do it in BC all the time. Thanks for the pic. |
| Always has been |
| This is the boring DD post though. I'm looking forward to the follow up when he's truly underwater. |
| All cause you wanna forget the pleasure you felt from fingering your prostate \n\nIts natural not dawg no need to buy a Harley Davidson bike \nJust enjoy a finger in the anoos mate \n\n |
| Good least he can do considering I’ve had about 17 new mental illnesses diagnosed since 2016. |
| Do not redeem |
| Really wierd right, but nice you can submit taxes over the phone now though. |
| Down to levels not seen since Friday morning. |
| For a second there I felt tempted to lose my virginity. |
| Thank you black circle |
| They ain't no strait in San Francisco. |
| hopefully you make my puts print. I switched from bol to bear friday |
| O.W.O. Everything’s a play. |
| Due to new management |
| Bro never doubt the USA mayne\n\nUSA have big Benis with vains |
| The guy in the movie got wich by working for a delivery service. ... Or maybe the brother got rich? Potato potato... |
| Yes, it should be one good trade and I can 20x it |
| That'll keep you runnin' for a good 30 years at least |
| Let it ride. |
| Between bears & bulls, one is very scared for tomorrow & it shows..... |
| weekend dow recovering |
| It's not that it's small beans, you can also leverage if you want. The issue is that it often goes down and recovers 10 times in a month, then you finally buy leveraged to the tits and that's the time it doesn't recover |
| Dont add me to your fuckery hahahaha I think I will be ok on Netf |
| “The market can remain irrational longer than you can remain solvent” |
| What a shitshow. 3 lost decades in the making. Fucking hell for everybody. |
| I don’t give a fuck what it’s intended to be I’m telling you what it is |
| Be quiet and go crabbing! |
| What’s with Barron |
| Let me guess "Armageddon"? |
| Entry and Exit Fee just 2.000.000 $. Highly recommended for anyone looking for a family adventure |
| Let them eat cake, basically. Don't sweat it if your portfolio was 500mil last year and it's now down to 350mil, money comes and goes. Live laugh love |
| Morning : 2 adderalls + 1 cup oj + oatmeal , lunch : doordash , then 6 beers , dinner : steak ++ 1 bottle of wine and 2 oxy |
| Hurry up and shit yourself Corn |
| well there’s various tsy securites |
| #What is a way to make money or get rich ? I’ll do it and if it lands profit I’ll share with ya \n\nGive me idea let’s go |
| The White House trolled not me. That’s their own title. |
| It should be the opposite, btc was intended to be a safe haven from market fluctuations |
| Just woke up and there’s an elk in my house. BRB. Gonna fuck this thing up. I’ve got my red Ryder. |
| I wanted to make a point about why you're asking such a question in reddit thread instead of asking an LLM to give you the answer - so i asked an LLM - it failed in unspeakably stupid ways, despite having websearch et all. it was so bad i completely reverted my thesis. Now I know why you didn't ask an LLM. It's because you didnt want to lose years of your life raging at an artificial idiot.\n\nTL;DR: I played myself. |
| #jokes on ya \n\nI saved 30%. By paying the IRS in gift cards \n\n\n\n |
| #man how men stay poor is crazy to me having access to USA and having a anoos and mouth that can suk other men |
| You dont time the market wydm by that |
| fake. why is friday open? but sunday is close? |
| but what if he can do it every day ? |
| 1 start Review: Total lies. It’s not even straight… |
| filling out a 1040 tax form is easy when broke... |
| Im battle beast when it comes to 0dte’s |
| I dont like the 🅱️eekend 🅱️hread, there is no anxiety and rage from regards. OPEN A REAL THREAD YOU CRAZY BASTARDS!!! |
| I'm a camper |
| I have an official Cashflow update. Spend every last dollar you have on UNH shares before earnings. This has been an official Cashflow update. |
| lol you guys |
| Just look at 🌽 retard, that’s basically as helpful as weekend futes |
| I bet the back channel deals US and Iran are making is:\n\nYou and I load up on puts and you make an announcement on Friday after mkt close that the strait is closed.\n\nWhen market opens, we close our puts and load up on calls and I announce strait is open.\n\nART OF THE DEAL, PRAIS BE TO ALLAH |
| 80085 |
| When do the Polly markets open up for the 25th amendment bet. It’s going to be HUGE!! |
| Plus Benefits |
| You might as well go 😎 |
| I am just glad they have a good work life balance. |
| The only bears left are the weak ones who were too scared to buy puts so they went cash and then missed the rally, so they’re very cagey |
| Claude Design is pretty good. Figma is fuk |
| Unprotected sex with the cheapest hooker you can find |
| And the upper quartile or decile of wealth? \n\nI think you’re also missing the point of bridging communication barriers, which is what basic translation apps are sometimes good for. \n |
| buttcoin signals fuk |
| Scared money doesn’t make money |
| No, Opesd |
| Once you’re actually an expert in something and ask questions that you know the answer to you realize how much shit it makes up. |
| If you come off hours, check in with security or our burglary alarm might send a few missiles at you. |
| Just buy the dip. Even back to before this administration, the market was trucking along towards over 700. The market wants to be well over 700, especially with the dollar tanking. |
| Bears typing hateful comments in between their DoorDash pickups |
| How do I become positive? |
| Because they don’t play. (Not literally true) |
| where to check it ? |
| AMD up 40% in a month, they are going to get slaughtered on earnings. They are always super conservative. |
| 🤠 |
| What's the latest status on hormussy? Are we open or close? I can no longer keep track 🥴 |
| Weekend futures down 0.68% |
| Spx 7000 entered the chat |
| Bears are “not huge fans” of America |
| It’s blowing mouth thru water tko |
| Ber activity spotted in this thread, be careful |
| Currently tripping, what calls to buy? |
| It seems the main plays have been either direct AI/data center plays or AI/data center adjacent (storage hardware, chips, energy, components for electrical systems, etc). |
| Being broke isn't fun |
| Depends on if you want to win/lose lots of money or little. Further out calls are expensive but you have time to get out. |
| I can't hear you over the noise of my cash gang |
| All of them |
| Taxes were weird this year. Did the IRS make yall pay in gift cards too? |
| Grab em by the hormussy |
| I’m being sent to social media Valhalla’s soon, see you all in 10 days for mag 7 earnings and fomc day |
| futes pamping ? |
| If u feel spy is gonna hit x price on y date u buy the call/put for that y date and x price |
| Eating crab is the new eating lentils. Got it. |
| DFTX |
| What is y'all favorite Alan Jackson song? |
| I checked my thesis, aprox 450 milli people speaking fluent arabic and not just using it for praying. About half of that earns less than 100 usd per month. No $ incentive to do anything about it, sorry to say. |
| **Taggart**: *Has anybody got a dime?*\n\n[henchmen grumble, search their pockets]\n\n**Taggart**: *Somebody's gotta go back and get a shit-load of dimes!* |
| If they can't sort out their opening hours I'm going ask to speak to the manager and tell them I'm going to a different strait. |
| That impossible fucking 2+ that gets you every time. |
| **😂** |
| Has it changed your healthstatus ? |
| Lmao bro just give it up |
| Bears the type to pick a smash burger over a real patty |
| Ahh thanks. I get it now |
| The strait is going to need a lot of Dawn to cleanup all the oil. Calls on P&G |
| All the buls not in defense stocks will learn the meaning of capitulation on Monday |
| Sunday |