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| wtf MRNA is still going up rip shorts 🩳 |
| Wowwow! |
| It’s understandable to be skeptical of a new technology mRNA vaccines were developed very quick. |
| In my last 20 years, this is the first stock that appreciated more than 80% in a day😆 |
| Holy! |
| When is 🥭 going to give Iran that deal they have been begging for the last few months. |
| BREAKING NEWS: INTEREST RATE INCREASES 0.5%. OFFICIAL |
| He made a bet that volatility would continue to expand and vega would inflate the contract price faster than delta would crush it. It's a more complex bet than most of the bets the retards here make, but it's still a gamble just the same. |
| Is it worth throwing 1000 cad into MRNA tomorrow? |
| I am extremely frugal and by no means consider myself wealthy, I’m 35 and currently work freelance. I live in a rent controlled apartment which has let me save but I feel like 200k is close to nothing in today’s market or at least it feels that way especially living in a large city. |
| I dont buy put often, but when i do it will be on the Open AI scam |
| Dame! |
| how many new multimillionaires minted with MRNA |
| spy wtf? |
| Wow! |
| Wife also pregnant with twins, so anxiety is through the roof, but yeah, finger crossed, hoping for some luck there |
| MRNA 200 by 5 pm |
| I better tell ma what we did today. She'll be so proud! |
| Damn |
| Because you were still thinking of her hours later? |
| I think MRNA cured all cancers? |
| Buying pressure has felt so manufactured as of late |
| Moderna going to crash when people realize this is just for a form of recurrent melanoma prophylaxis |
| MRNA shorts covering is going to continue into next trading week from the looks of it |
| can't believe my biggest gains from today were from MRNA puts holyy |
| mrna broke my mind today |
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| Lulu’s quality has declined horribly. \n\nNike and the rest of the majors will have to pivot back to higher quality. \n\nWay too much brand equity to not be dominant into the future. \n\nI do not hold their stock, but a long play with them and leap calls likely make sense |
| $PURR BABY PURR |
| I mean does it even actually cure it holy |
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| are u selling mrna csp? It's $10 a share |
| Ive been bag hodling nmra, almost shit myself this morning |
| Holy. mRNA almost at 200$ |
| They did SPCX levels of volume today they'd legitimately be retarded not to |
| The best way to get inside information is to actually get cancer and then get into a drug trial. Your doctor will answer every question you have and give you all the inside information you could need. While your drug trial doctor is subject to insider trading laws due to their involvement in the trial, you as a patient are not. \n\nI made some good money trading REGN as I was in one of their trials, but it didn't do anything like MRNA today lol. |
| broke 🙁 |
| Med trial results must be the most exploitable stock movement catalysts in terms of insider trading. |
| An increased ability to be disease-free |
| It'll be back there soon. |
| I made it in 3 |
| Billions will flow into this name on just the speculation they might be able to treat multiple forms of cancer alone, and that just doesn't happen in one day, so this thing will probably have legs. |
| The best part of this news is that legions of regards will refuse the shot and die of cancer. So it’s also a regard vaccine. |
| I lost money on fucking AVGO and MU but thanks god <<10k. Am I qualified? |
| I’m have puts on the team behind this breakthrough all mysteriously disappearing EOM |
| I woke up late today at 1030, by that time stupid SOXS already pumped 5% |
| Will bull hold? |
| Moderna at 188 after market |
| is curing cancer bearish or bullish for care management? UNH HUm ELv? |
| Fair, and thank you for pointing this out.\n\nA saving grace here is that once BTC starts falling, it knifes down. So holding this for a few weeks doesn't hurt at all. \n\nHave to get the timing right though. |
| You heard me. Are you 16 y/o or just broke as hell |
| The $70 weeklies are up 130,000% 💀 |
| moderna gonna dilute shares. watch |
| In a couple days |
| Yesss |
| it's obvious there's a fuck ton of money sloshing around |
| Not a 1 trick pony |
| always bizarre to me that we may be a step closer to curing cancer and the largest takeaway is "we can't wait to see how we can use this to make more money" |
| BRICKED UP!! 🤠 |
| There 630,000% |
| How can it just keeps going. Some hedge funds gotta be blowing up soon |
| prob just some loser hedge fund who thought it was smart to sell 100000 calls on MRNA |
| Almost 1,000,000 percent someone got |
| Veteran Drill-Team 6 operator, Barnaby Chuddmaster, was killed in heavy fighting against boolish forces today. \n\nHe is in the arms of Alan Greenspan now 🙏 |
| Nonstop pumping on MRNA |
| I saw 900,000 |
| Nah there were 1m% for sure, guy turned $50 to $180k and could’ve been 500k at the top |
| Too soon bro |
| MRNA is reaching 200 TONIGHT |
| Casual 2 hundo percent MRNA day, not too shabby |
| Squeeze deez nuts you fuckin nerd.\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| 700,000% |
| that 1.3k to 80k has me BRICKED UP!! THATS SO HAWT ZADDY |
| need a fucking taco wed to save my ass |
| Ohh, 200 million revenue! That probably the same amount of unrealized losses from their bagholders in the last quarter alone! |
| saw 230,000% |
| I thought mrna was dead when Covid was done |
| Breaking even on BULL finally! Now we HOLD the line! |
| chumbidy chumbidy chumbidy and then there was chumidy from on high |
| My portfolio was diagnosed with aids today. It's fucked damn |
| He wants to fck cancer? |
| THE SCALPING OPPORTUNITY IS STILL HOT BTW |
| How the f did I end up with 200 shares of oklo. God damn |
| And they didn't even cure cancer! Just very specific melanom. Yeah algos are stupid. \n\nAnd short squeeze obviously |
| My crystal ball says there's a high chance it will continue for a few more days |
| Moderna is the new Sandisc. |
| What do you think about HIMS? |
| Damn straight. Well played by you. Amazing DD. Great fucking work. That is awesome.\n\nMinimum 10k. Likely more. |
| So what was the craziest MRNA option, like 100,000%? |
| probably |
| if the MRNA runs continues, look to money rotating into biotech in the short term |
| Panic sold MRNA @141, then bought back in at 171 😀 |
| It’s always had competition…. |
| We've cured cancer like a hundred times already. |
| Moderna is still not done nutting |
| its crazy how out of all the total AI datacenter dogshit you could short or buy puts on people are trying to do it on moderna on august 19 2026 |
| My handler tells me I'm a good boi |
| Btc is due for a mega rally. |
| Who else is shorting MRNA |
| https://preview.redd.it/qvim54vh5ekh1.jpeg?width=1320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=098af068b32cae15555b5279ae62ce4d314ad5ef\n\n \nEz |
| $WMT puts |
| 2% down at least |
| tf shorting for? |
| OP great play. Congratulations. I have couple of questions if you could help us.\n\n1. When did plan this trade? Meaning when you noticed this stock was up huge in premarket?? Decided to play puts side??\n2. how did yoh get good execution.. was the limit order to buy sent before market open?? Last question: have you played the similar play before but it didnt work? Or it worked as well. Anyway congrats again.\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/10o9ezsf5ekh1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=999d28d44b0437ec5dc0267a1a32e325ef106db0 |
| What’s so funny |
| Target puts made me cry |
| Semiconductors going down for 2 days. we expecting a buy reaction or nah? |
| Merck equal weight to overweight PT raised from $116 to $179….. uh oh |
| could fall lower overnight |
| We’re still on for 200% AH lol |
| The people that were aware of the cancer trials for $MRNA do you follow all clinical trials or only for specific companies? |
| I use ivermectin on my cattle lol |
| Better than me. I use 200 grand to make 4k |
| Kospi? 👊🏻 |
| Doubtful. The final event before data analysis and subsequent release of results hasn't happened yet. Also, the landscape for this to blow up is entirely different from MRNA, for instance, SLS market cap being 1/10th of MRNA BEFORE it blew up on the results today (now closer to 1/20th). Additionally, SLS blowing up in a serious way is partially dependent on them being bought out given the top line results are good news. All this to say that SLS still has a ton of room to grow.\n\nEDIT: spelling |
| Don’t forget to wait for ATH to buy back in! |
| 🎵Everybody hertz, sometimes🎵 |
| Evryone fullport fart coin |
| MRNA Short x10 ? |
| 123 upvotes lol \ndumbshit: 10k |
| Are Nike thongs too pricy for bogans? |
| Yeah good thing I dumped NBIZ |
| are my WDC calls I bought just before close going to print? |
| Warsh can do something easier- just needs to formally announce a 50bp drop in inflation.\n\nPROBLEM SOLV-VED |
| It would be amazing for you to read the rules then |
| Good luck! |
| Same. AAON even worse. At least with AAON I know it can't go down much so the asymmetry is comforting. APP doesn't have a helluva lot of support past this level. If you're into these deep value trades STLA seems to be gaining some traction. |
| the market was so relieved to have something to invest in that isnt a pure play picks and shovels gpu landlord ai datacenter bottleneck that they premature ejaculated 50 billion dollars into moderna marketcap |
| Open your eyes sheep |
| So the thing is I panic sold at the first sign of trouble, then it kept dumping, and then I panic sold more... |
| Why can’t Reddit do a Moderna? |
| Hydroxychloroquine was the cure for cancer right ? |
| Rewind back time for a day so I can buy those MRNA 75c for 0.05 and sell them for 100 which is 2000x bagger lol. You can definitely get at least 2k contracts filled at that price , so could made $20MM from a $10k position. |
| Same here saw it up 90% and decided to leave it alone was a poor choice |
| Nice. It shot up today with mrna, but what do you think it'll do for the next year or so? |
| Metals moving in a way that makes me happy for my miner ETF and worried for the reason everyone's taking out inflation hedges. |
| holy shit it's up to 179%, god damn why didnt I buy when i saw the post about it being +50% |
| BULL crushed, pumper vindicated |
| I keep trying this too |
| Next week I have a brain scan as the doctor wants to check if I have a tumor, today gains on MRNA feel like some kind of galactic karma paying forward |
| That he cured cancer |
| I'm an awful stock picker and I still managed not to buy $NKE |
| I should probably sell, there will never be a computer again |
| Maybe |
| Yeah...so that's a down payment on a house. If you don't have one, it's a pretty huge deal.\n\nThere's dozens of millions of people between "paying off a major negative balance" and "enough money to afford a home"\n\nLike I said, I have absolutely no qualms with wealthy people or wealthy people persuing more wealth. It's a product of success, and I'm legitimately proud for them.\n\nBut when wealthy people *pretend* like a life-altering amount of money is no big deal, it degrades the actual value of success since you can take high-reward risks that could lose you tons of money without really feeling it.\n\nSomehow it's even worse when wealthy people legitimately don't understand the value of their money. |
| just cancel the war and open up i need a 2% day |
| It's not like they cured cancer or something. |
| I was about to buy puts on MRNA and then I said this out loud and realized how inhumane I am |
| Short term money printer is printing to offset long term money printer, so interest rates go down temporarily, we claim victory on inflation because yield dropped (we can do that?), so that we can restart long term money printer. Then both printers go brrrr. |
| I’d imagine at least some. Worst case would be a fall to 150 and consolidating with any gap fills. That being said the only options available stop at 120 as highest so puts work print much unless there’s a huge volatility spike downward |
| Great now the algos can fuck us over even longer per day. That's a 253.85% increase of ass pounding per day! |
| All past performance became irrelevant today |
| Loading up on MX, they are way too cheap |
| Deep in Moderna’s disclose they admitted to using Invermectin to help cure cancer |
| My nephew is like that. Freak of nature. |
| Sorry, not all of us have millions to play with the stock market |
| What will trump announce tomorrow |
| mrnx all in |
| If you would have held today, it would have been over a million. |
| feels bad but if it's any consolation, both the buyer and seller makes money |
| Dunno |
| Is this small loss worth your attention? |
| Oh ya |
| You buy women? Small dick loser |
| rip |
| Now I Know Everything, thanks |
| what's next he gets to fuck cancer for a million |
| Sorry for your loss, man. No hot dogs for dinner tonight 😥 |
| https://preview.redd.it/pf2m98kw4ekh1.png?width=764&format=png&auto=webp&s=964451a77c8ce97fa2a08643da487040854e2789\n\nHi, I'm one of the stage mods. I can confirm that Traditional actively contributed an MRNA thesis among many others. 🙂 |
| RDDT CEO must be a WSB member. |
| Good |
| Full port mrnx |
| Please stop wasting our time with your pennies |
| Yeah bro i heard the FBI killed the guy who cured it bro the secret is water |
| lay off the weed |
| I had this idea and then didn’t do it because I am a *pussy* |
| hmm, I guess my last hope is that my data center bags can cure cancer now |
| i can only wish |
| Who else had dead BULL LEAPs that may just move a finger now..... |
| National debt doubling in 6 years is bullish |
| 👀 |
| Wow! Better to be lucky than good! |
| You mother fucker |
| Unrelenting green |
| wen fullport buttcorn? |
| I need 3800 |
| Ugh. Why does this red hat fan fiction sound so *plausible* these days. You’re probably right |
| Pfizer will Shrek dildo bigly when they clear all their tests on retatrutide. |
| Cancer was cured 90 years ago. |
| 🍾 |
| Pct volume is climbing and the short float is interesting |
| WHAT |
| Why would you short winning stonk? |
| MRNA 30dte puts right? |
| I cannot 😔 |
| My cost basis on MRNA is now -$28.44. They can't hurt me now. |
| Please |
| NASDAQ Short ? |
| I have pinged the mods about this request |
| Delete this nephew before you get roasted |
| That's the end of you doing business with them, usually. |
| I WANT INSTANT GRATIFICATION |
| BAN |
| I will never learn…shorted AMD at 377 and MRNA at 163. So fuckin stupid |
| What do you do when every strike on the board from here until 2028 is itm? How high does it go? |
| Spraytan Kennedy punching air |
| Feels like a semis 10% overnight pump kinda day |
| baccarat til $1M |
| now zoom out before corona |
| what else do you guys watch |
| Bro cooked |
| It’s the next 10 seconds you have to worry about. |
| lol they are trying with those Mind shoes/sandals |
| First post I saw here this morning was some guy said he was shorting MRNA at market open. Absolutely RIP to that guy. |
| “It was an off-color remark. Highly inappropriate. I'll crack him good. I'll ask for 200 grand.“\n\n\- Carmine Sr. when discussing Bers making fun of Bols |
| Who else has heard of the partially parylyzed rapper "Sideneck" i wish he had more then 1 verse though |
| Wake up |
| Alibaba is a sleeper cell agent of the far communist government here to steal the secrets discussed at the Applebees happy hour bar |
| This is me second week of options, SPY is too small, moving to stocks with more movements and trying to do quicker buy/sell of options |
| I'm mean you can though |
| I hear ya waiting for APP to show some signs of life is essentially draining mind lol 😆 |
| $BULL gonna take spy to 800 |
| Moderna is still going up after close |
| Hahahaha MRNA shorts, keep panicking and scrambling to cover |
| $Bull baby! |
| RIP |
| Airbnb would allow your boys to get tanked and have a place to sleep if need be |
Open AI is the weakest spot in the giant AI spider network of mutual obligations, promises, investments and overallocation. Question is if they are running out of money already if they stop training models pretending security concerns. This money burning comp have more underwritten obligations than all other except Nvidia which is still highly profitable. More:\n\n Blocked www.reddit.com |
| just remember to slip it in real slow |
| Tan gingers freak me out. Pick a lane. |
| Did Gooners help grok become a competitive model? |
| i need spy 755 tomorrow to get some money back |
| Aint done |
| Moderna lets go I’m up 420% |
| BULL to 50 |
| Don’t worry, avgo dipped harder, lost more market cap than MRVL gained |
| We get all the highs! |
| Holding APP is sucking the life out of me, it's so fucking BORING. Just humble me or moon already holy fuckkk. |
| Yes, you lose on delta and gain on vega. Vol rising means the expected distribution of returns widens. Since the return distribution for the owner of an option is capped on the downside, this wider distribution means a higher expected value and thus a gain on vega via vol |
| Profit is profit |
| fuck i wish i could stop playing spy options |
| Can confirm, sold CC's on ASTS when it was ~28 💀 |
| well we all have fomo for missing mrna it’s gonna keep pumping but it’ll come down to earth once it settles look at long charts |
| Nothing to do with the conversation...of interest rates and inflation? |
| RFK Jr. would like a word |
| Im shorting oil to the ground |
| Just found IBIT. Shorting tf out of this bitcoin rally. Monthly puts secured. |
| almost sold my $8c for webull at close lmao, picked them up for 0.3 a pop yesterday |
| >8-12 Weeks\n\nNot hours. 😉 |
| Yeah I feel DD’s are dead man. Kind of miss them lowkey |
| BioNTech is the next mover, they have similar pipe as Moderna with personalized vaccines |
| The $80 calls were on the chain though... |
| https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1vsi1zs/daily_discussion_thread_for_august_19_2026/p4lh7ye/?context=3\n\nGratz on the gains OP |
| I am going to short the company that is curing cancer |
| Been following Moderna since the hantavirus scare a few months ago. Been playing weeklies for the last month with the mFlusiva update and knew they were awaiting results on several trials. Decently high short interest too. Got lucky it. I hope just hoping to reclaim the $85 level in the near future |
| INTC being the most memorable to me. They way they just hammered that poor guy with Nana memes. Brutal. I think about him every time I see INTC now - I really hope he held on. |
| Up 700% in 1 year. But yes now is the time to buy |
| I hope you don't action on that thought! |
| ok you’ve peaked my interest, i dont have kids or many expenses. I live in NYC and I have 100k, i’m looking to change my life. What is step two? |
| selling CCs on a stock that rips +200% has to feel worse than losing every dollar |
| I need to buy some MRNA puts too.\n\nTo hedge my 600% gains. Can't sell shares because they are still short term cap gains |
| Never happening |
| Nope, great loading up opportunity. |
| Long term holder here. Only thing that concerns me is crypto. I think crypto is a hoax and unfortunately they popped on several earnings due to crypto trading traffic increased. Now that crypto is in a lull cycle, is this the cycle it stays low forever? |
| 25% port $LITE market order filled at 2:58 p.m. Let's go Lumentum! |
| congrats Webull holders |
| $BULL |
| Get QQQ out of the mentions chart for BULL man |
| eom |
| Webull interface sucks. I just closed my account. |
| China Vanke seems like deep value, maybe going to give it a shot |
| mRNA was the only stock that popped today |
| they would just say that Fauci didn't explain it correctly during COVID so it's his fault that they were misled into thinking vaccines weren't good for you. |
| Lmao you actually believe the shit he says? What a joke. |
| to the guy that said to buy webull options, love you man |
| To my fellow CSCO holders... tomorrow we ride. |
| Anybody rich of mRNA contracts up over 500,000% |
| 2 would definitely hurt more |
| Do not short mrna they just changed the game and will go to ath. I don’t own stock anymore nor do plan to. |
| LFG |
| >Q2 was the best quarter in Webull's history, with record revenue of $198.8 million, up 51% year-over-year and 24% sequentially," said H.C. Wang, Chief Financial Officer of Webull. "Adjusted operating profit reached $62.6 million, representing a 31.5% operating margin, while adjusted net income was $43.2 million. These results demonstrate the operating leverage inherent in our platform and the potential for further margin expansion." |
| maybe I should start donating to charities in *Gaza* 😔 |
| Where can I find the true spx close |
| no, its the Jan 2027 guy that knew something |
| Me nuts where are me nuts ive lost me nuts. Man up |
| Advertising is dead! |
| MRNA to $200 lmao |
| Webull just discovered a cancer vaccine for my portfolio LFG!! |
| Yeah bro I feels like it’s about time that I might find a stock like MRNA or SNDK |
| Thank you |
| Hopefully tomorrow, I’ll buy some more MRNA puts😝 |
| Rebrand to nAIke and watch it fly |
| Hold bull guys come on |
| 𝐖𝐞𝐛𝐮𝐥𝐥 𝐐𝟐 𝐄𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬 𝐑𝐞𝐩𝐨𝐫𝐭:\n\nRevenue: $198.8M (↑51% YoY)\n\nGAAP EPS: $0.04\n\nAdjusted NI: $43.2M |
| Almost paper handed my GLD calls yesterday |
| No thanks, cancer |
| How much profit taking is there going to be on Moderna tomorrow. |
| This is why I went to red light therapy, never miss a minute |
| 🤣 |
| BULL is fucking back |
| MRNA headed for Pluto. 500 eoy is not a meme... |
| When Intel coming back??? |
| BULL to $40 |
| 🤣 |
| It's conditional on the uncertainty surrounding an outcome and what the outcomes are expected to do to the market. For example, if a rate hold is priced as 97% likely, IV will only be pricing for that 3% uncertainty that rates will be changed, but if the odds of a rate cut/raise are the same as a rate raise, the IV premium will be massive due to the huge uncertainty in the market and because either of those outcomes will trigger immediate asset repricing which means large, directional moves. |
| Bull cont to deliver see y'all at 16 |
| Wait so did this guy just turn $125 into $500k |
| That shit will crash and burn faster than Space X |
| I bought puts at the top on TGT. Please let them print!!\n\nThat AM dump was ridiculous. |
| Short MRNA |
| It's a crapshoot. You have to kiss 1,000 pigs to find one princess. |
| Reddit is the 5% lower today than the price on 12/12/2024… |
| Webull record revenue |
| #I love how we don't have to visit websites anymore. You ask anything to Google and its AI gives you all the info you need LMAO🤌 |
| You know what BULL hell yeah |
| where’s the bull earnings???? |
| What's the hate for GOOG? |
| You're going poo brown, the rest of us are piss yellow |
| Thx u BULL |
| !banbet goog 450$ 2d |
| theyre LEAPS. theres nothing suspicious about this |
| Just do it, mate |
| Lmfao you are so right |
| You wrote “investors want exit liquidity” wrong |
| That’s what my league does. Been going on for 14 years. Works every time. |
| I miss when mods knew how to pin the earnings thread 😔 |
| they’re getting heavier bc there’s actually some fucking money going in them!! |
| White House Crypto Summit recap: \n \n• President Trump says US considers buying "sizable" amounts of Bitcoin & other crypto. \n• Trump calls on Congress to pass Crypto Clarity Act. \n• Trump says US is ensuring it remains the "undisputed leader" in [$BTC](https://x.com/search?q=%24BTC&src=cashtag_click) & crypto. \n• Hyperliquid [$HYPE](https://x.com/search?q=%24HYPE&src=cashtag_click) pumps 15% to $69 after Trump says CFTC is working to bring it to US. \n• SEC Chair Paul Atkins says "we will ensure that the greatest advances of the technological frontier are realized right here in America." \n• Gemini co-founders say "America should lead in crypto and win in market." \n• Trump says he "ended the war on crypto once and for all."\n\nToday is a good day for crypto, and especially Hyperliquid. |
| The stock market is picking on me |
| Lotta bitter nbis holders |
| Hope you're still holding? |
| Ouch |
| moderna to announce “AI helped us achieve the cure for cancer”. AI gunna rip |
| Webull 😭😭😭 been bagholding for over a year. Just made ten dollars lmao |
| You got that wrong. YOU are the cancer. |
| All time lows until morale improves |
| Get the house.\n\nAfter draft is done invite the evening's entertainment |
| Mrna only left about 8k on table lol |
| 𝐖𝐞𝐛𝐮𝐥𝐥 𝐐𝟐 𝐄𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬 𝐑𝐞𝐩𝐨𝐫𝐭:\n\nRevenue: $198.8M (↑51% YoY) \n\nGAAP EPS: $0.04 \n\nAdjusted NI: $43.2M |
| Now I need a 2% SPY day tmr |
| Welll share some da picks! |
| lmao MRNA still going holy shit |
| do the opposite! |
| #Bill Gates cured cancer LMAO🤌 |
| Guys. Are we going green tomorrow. |
| It’s super sad that Zuckerberg is wasting his money on building data centers that one asked him to build |
| Looks like everyone is dog piling into WeBull tomorrow |
| Let's fucking goo!! 40 trilli |
| Webull stick |
| Market supply/demand dynamic of the options contract (essentially market makers' algos). It is a reverse-engineered options premium, via some conventional options pricing model. Essentially asking the question - what would the volatility (one input variable into the pricing model) need to be, so that the (theoretical/model) options price equals the current market price (all other things such as strike price, expiration, underlying price being equal).\n\nBTW, don't even try to replicate what OP did... |
| Patiently waiting for meta to go up 150% in a day. |
| Spend at least half of that on hookers and blow, so you wouldn't regret it. |
| let's get it |
| SPMO is up 38% since Mar?? |
| Ayyy our debt hit 40 trillion |
| i hate the entire bio sector |
| OJ Futures |
| CASH |
| this all sounds extremely temporary, leave their job? to buy a bunch of shit? sounds like they’ll be reapplying in under 2 years |
| Their pumps are getting weaker. Bers, ready the ships and sharpen your axes. |
| goog 350 tomorrow |
| **BanBet Won** — /u/jasperCrow (1W - 0L, 100%)\n\n| Ticker | Entry → Target | Move | Time | Result |\n|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|\n| **BULL** ▲ | $7.96 → $9.00 | +13.0% | 1d 3h | Won | |
| Mum mum look Donald's taking a crap on the lawn again\n\n |
| Oil back to 100 by EOM |
| Bought because of Hantavirus, stayed because to much drawdown. Now up like crazy, I fkn love this sub |
| Well green is green I’ll take it |
| Red all week |
| Here it is "only" about the deadliest form of skin cancer. Unfortunately cancer comes in various forms. |
| I’m 14 and this is deep. |
| The "Open" stands for, open to hearing why we shouldn't keep all the profits |
| WEEEEBULLLLL ❤️❤️❤️❤️😭😭😭 |
| Walmart is never not crowded af. |
| Holy fk webull pumping |
| Quick get in the car loser we are goijng to do something really stupid |
| I h\naven't seen anything to indicate dems will win, but I don't think it matters, buy anything |
| The Koreans aren't going to be happy with us |
| Off a cliff? |
| Ironic since Tim Apple is openly gay |
| They're gonna show revenue growth but a slowing of consumer spending and inflation risk due to fuel prices. It's not a prediction, just a spoiler |
| what’s the bull earnings? |
| Fundamentals catching up unfortunately. AI Capex has been propping everything |
| https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/s/Ox8pgkzzNO\n\nMaybe call of my life only bought 3 contracts but still 150% returns in one day. Not to mention my Coinbase returns. Was not expecting Trump to pump it but my point stand regardless if crypto bull run starts Hypes revenue buy back mechanism is gonna crush I think we may see $100 by end of year. Dip is officially done |
| curing cancer is extremely bearish for medical companies.. |
| Boomer definitions of hyperinflation being specifically >50% per month are fine if you're in an economy where the most you can hope to own is two loaves of bread, but they're not really relevant today in the US. |
| WEEEEEEEEBUUUUUULLLLLL🐂🐂🐂🐂🐂🐂🐂🐂🐂🐂🐂🐂 |
| LABD |
| Spy only goes up |
| I need GOOG to jump 🤞🏻 |
| Is now a good time to buy MRNA ? |
| Need them to cook the books for jobless claims tomorrow |
| The amount of money they lose and the competition from Grok/Open Source/Chinese models, by the time they go public, they will be cooked. |
| #Gas prices are too damn cheap. I'll believe gas is expensive when I see less traffic. LMAO🤌 |
| Moderna still down 54% from 5 years ago lol. That was a long drop from heaven. |
| WeBull make me cum |
| Holy shit yall are ruthless lmao |
| You just need to be part of the landlord class and not the renter class, they'll probably make us start renting shoes and underwear LOL. |
| OpenAI's IPO is always going be such a shitshow for the market. Those accounting books have to be ugly. |
| Now I'm ready to win big! |
| !banbet MRVL 150 10d because the new spider-man movie sucked |
| japan in 2 weeks 🗣️ gonna fuck so many kawaii prostitutes |
| Lots of good options in biotech and healthcare right now. |
| 773 SPY open. |
| Altman has a gun to her head |
| yep |
| Guys what price u think sndk might open tom morning |
| Market green, but AI red feels so much worse than a regular down day |
| From $1 yesterday |
| Surprisingly, this is one name we don't chuck a /y/ sound on the end of. |
| It’s over for bull |
| Ai cured cancer |
| Atta boy |
| Memory bulls will continue to suffer |
| im that good |
| I've loved seeing this one, never thought it would show up for me aha! |
| This! |
| better getting fucked by a ladyboy then this market |
| Holy shit Moderna was up 178% today!! I saw in the morning it was just +90%. Dayumm. |
| I have SPY puts in anticapation of panic from WMT earnings :hammer: |
| *buying their $1 sweatpants for $100 |
| Same 9 |
| My account is at the point where I have to delete the app until it goes back up because looking at it would make me throw up |
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| spank spank spank spank bend over youve been a bad bear, now let me spank you, oooh i like it |
| You just need to get this subs vibes. People are rarely serios here. It's more fluff and jokes |
| You underestimate their resolve. Basically like IRGC members. |
| reading that quote I thought you had obi wan kenobi as a profile pic, nevermind... |
| Holy shit I might actually be able to get rid of my BULL bags |
| Inflation is a bitch, if people start to loose trust and believe money has no value it will manifest sooner or later no matter if it's right. But yea hyper inflation is exaggerated |
| So when dems take back over what's the move? Clean energy, anti Elon, and ladybois? |
| Same. On both accounts |
| Breaking news: BTC trades 24/7 because it’s 2026 and everything should trade like that |
| CARVEL gang unite 🎂🎂🍦🍦 |
| Amzn ath this week u sexy bald |
| I liked the show! It was awesome |
| If she’s a smoke show, you can pay for the surgery to fix em |
| market going up tmrw or nah? |
| oh no it smells like the cheese wind |
| Bers got their asses handed to them today lmfaoooo |
| My thesis is they are about to drop a hammer on everyone, they asked for 85 billion to fund ai build out |
| o 😭 |
| 😆😆😂😂😭\n\nAs they said on a 90s .. it's gotta be the shoes! |
| Same |
| Tim Cuck |
| hopefully they wait until im rich |
| About to do something really regarded and 2x short NVDA |
| Ncno |
| At the bare minimum I want them to have people sign something saying “I understand it’s the same underlying medical tech as what was in the COVID vaccine” before they get it. \n\nDon’t want to deny it to the fucktards but they at least have to admit they were wrong on paper |
| when you can take it as an enema |
| Now. Welcome to the Casino House. Now taking deposits in crypto tokens only. The exchange rate is 1 barrel of oil for 1 Ducat (DCT) and 1 ship of corn for 1 Fortnumo (FTCN) and a bar of gold AU for 1 Solarios (SL05). Make deposits now after the bank of Google Photos xAi009 closes on Friday at 2359 EDT. |
| I know how to turn on and off my iPhone. I’m a bit of a Tech Leader myself. |
| it's only 1pm for me. and im still stuck at work |
| Oh that's a different thing. Understandable.\n\nNow you can buy the can opener of your dreams 😉 |
| Scalped like $250 :3 |
| I just dont think it would give the same vibe? Or am I trippin |
| does it hold over night is the question. I think it will. However, I'm an idiot. |
| Was outside sunning my asshole when I got the MRNA news and missed it. |
| Actually ray dalio or whatever his name his anthropoc guy was saying ai has to cure cancer couple of days back. There is a hint |
| Oil bears will be happy soon |
| Drop tonight |
| The good thing about Moderna it gives another investors a high upside option that is not an AI stock |
| I've been buying $OPEN for a discount already 🤷🏽♂️ |
| This market had made me hate holding anything overnight. |
| They want to create inflation to resolve the debt, which will make already rich people much much richer. Only poor people will feel a depression, but they want that too because desperate people will work for nothing and quickly fall in line under a fascist regime. The surveillance state will ensure the poors don't revolt. I believe this is what they believe, but I don't think their plans will go that smoothly. |
| Find a restaurant with a private event room and rent it out |
| I don’t think so, but I’m an idiot |
| Buying opportunity... |
| You could even say quite quite |
| Warsh as "central casting" puppet to front for Bessent's second order rate cuts was.....totally f'ng obvious, actually. Not going to line the tutes up to lend us more on 30 year horizon without ever more pounds of flesh, but it will keep the pump going until deus comes out of the machina or everything well and truly stops. \n\nRead your Dalio, kids. Uncle Ray Ray been calling these shots for a very long time. |
| GLD plays tmr?? |
| Yea but that has nothing to do with the conversation.\n\nNo we have not had any deflation so yea money is going to have lost buying power.\n\nDrop 6% yoy is still, cooling. |
| NVDAs been a certified money printer for me the last month. Just but 0dtes/daily’s and inverse at open/EOD. |
| Nah....probably just a paltry 20-30% |
| If we get a bunch of layed off ex devs in hamster wheels to run all day in our sneakers and produce electricity we can have free energy for our AI datacenter. We'll call it human in a loop. Ship this idea to IPO, Tom! |
| Oh no whatever will do. Shut up and get in the car tard we're going to your Mums house for farts and boner pills |
| I’m joining the side of whatever hellish infirmity everyone will die of after cancer is cured. |
| Extremely blatant and desperate market manipulation from Bessent and the SPY could only get 0.2%? Hmmm...\n\nAnyways how about the +10% day for gold miners? Im sure it was unrelated. |
| I bought 60, 1/15/27 50’s when it was down around 39. I’m up 31%. |
| When will space stocks cure cancer too |
| Any insiders here? Let us know if your curing cancer next time, share with your fellow tards |
| Imagine being a MRNA bear. Prolapsed ur booty hole. \nI'd give this one a minute. |
| Yup |
| Fashion has never really been about quality though. People weren't buying Nike 5 years ago because they thought the quality was amazing. The shirts now are no different to 5 years ago either - its the same $10 shirt sold for $80. \n \nSentiment shifts over time with fashion. On has exploded, Reebok are everywhere now - both were nowhere 5 years ago. Nike are big enough to weather the storm until it eventually swings back towards Nike. |
| going out sunbathing without sunblock now when cancer has been cured 😎 |
| in one stinking day, ahhhhh why didn't I know about cancer curing advancements |
| numbers should be out soon |
| spy puts for tommrow |
| #MARVELL GANG UNITE 🦸♂️🦸♀️🦸🦹♂️🦹♀️🦹🧜♂️🧝♀️🧝 |
| CAUSES CANCER - CURES CANCER - RDY FOR INFINITE MONEY GLITCH |
| Where did I say everything was going to be fine? I just called out an idiot that doesn't understand what's happening. |
| PEN15 |
| I bought 2200 shares of webull back around $5.34. For the love of god please webull don't dump this time |
| Do you guys think we can get another 180% day on MRNA tomorrow? |
| You’ve done that to yourself. |
| go for it lmaoo |
| Hosting a fantasy football draft, but i dont have a place to invite everyone. I'm looking at AIRBNBs right now and there is a whole house available for only $200 for the one night. You guys think this is the best option? Or should I look for a separate hall or some shit |
| Quite indeed |
| Buy your mum high and sell her low |
| So puts for mrna? |
| PINS |
| Anti-vaxxers with cancer have a conundrum right now.... LOL! |
| what happened to NVDA at the end of the day? wtf |
| whats the play tomorrow? |
| when is webull numbers |
| Randy funts |
| Call the number gang |
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| Short it then. |
| Google has been extremely quite, reminds me of pre Gemini 3.5 |
| This the crazy I'm talking about, seek help |
| There’s a cross eyed woman who likes me on Hinge and I’m strangely very interested |
| Gold fucked me |
| Future retirees' offsprings, put the fries in this bag. |
| Dickbag muffins |
| So did anyone fullport MRNA at the open? |
| I’m seeing 5:00 pm est. |
| well yeah i know sandisk, seagate, etc. but just knowing these stocks would blow up is what i wanna know and how to identify other stocks like them |
| Desperate to change something before midterms 76 days from now. At this point, though, too little too late. |
| Can't wait for Walmart to claim the tariff refunds as profit tomorrow too |
| Never see a number like this in my life . 1 contract was worth 9k😭\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/qup71fym2ekh1.png?width=1028&format=png&auto=webp&s=623790fd445a54b44e4c0e7e0c047794eb3a0246 |
| lol no |
| Green, my thesis is buyback skhy and 3 straight gape days aren’t good for Koreans psyche.\n\nNeed a 5% from skhy tonight 🤞🏾 |
| i wonder how many regards bought tomorrow's 770 calls thinking tomorrow is definitely their day. LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO |
| I need a specific date and time please sit |
| It was announced premarket |
| Hyperliquid introduce by trump nasdaq 24/24 no more vpn! |
| Bcuz price dipped into & closed outside of a daily fair value gap. |
| 100k allows people to leave a deadbeat job without worrying about their rent. It would allow them to go to the shops to buy groceries without having to think about how much they've got left until the end of the month. And that's considering the optimistic scenario where they don't live from credit card debt to credit card debt. It allows them to treat their loved ones with something actually nice, instead of having to feel guilty about their cheap gift because they couldn't actually afford something better. \n\nFor most people 100k is absolutely livechanging. |
| Will diz nuts |
| Same, $9 Put. Let's see |
| Nakey shorts |
| I hope so. I somehow managed to buy the top with some of my space profits thinking it was something more responsible. |
| I’ve got a buddy as NYU that seems to always know what things are about to pop. Haven’t seen him miss yet. |
| Fair enough, so vibes. \n\nUnderstandable, was just curious if you had a catalyst or something you were watching |
| It's like gold, you can shove your memories up your... |
| I wish we just had a flat month than whatever QQQ & SPY are doing right now. |
| It already is a luxury brand |
| Aw man, had SPX 7710 puts and closed it with 300 profit after the scare pump this morning. I would have got 2500 if I held, sigh |
| I broke even… does that count? Wbu |
| WSB becomes oncology expert sub in 3..2..1 |
| suck my nuts Elon |
| glad i went with september exprations |
| When shorts finish covering |
| Three months later:\n\nOh it seems the vaccine causes super cancer after it kills the regular cancer\n\n*pumps an additional 180%* |
| Bought some this morning. Still down bad with semi |
| what a day tbh |
| playing bingo? |
| Are my spy calls cooked tomorrow? |
| When do I buy puts on MRNA? |
| wdym altman is right there |
| Cringe |
| I legit just checked my 212 and I’m mind blown.. do we play the long game now by waiting or? |
| Whatever of your alternatives a/b they had in their mind - probably both - it is more a show action and certainly not a sustainable strategy over years - and the market will react to it und punish them with even higher rates, if participants smell the blunder. (or the desperation.. )\n\nIt is one of a long row of actions or interventions of this Gov, which only aim on a shorttime effect without a reasonable strategy behind. |
| Is he single? |
| Whatever you believe in buy it and hold it. I did the same with AMD since 2020 sold all this year |
| Where's your profits then, baller? |
| Those shirts are absolutely not being produced for $18.50 |
| She is currently giggling while helping him put it back in. |
| Because noone knows what vol should be for a stock that just moved up 100%.\n\nNeither do I, but when 2 dte IV is at 70% it implies a 1 SD 5% move up or down in the next 2 days. Seemed very low to me and therefore cheap, but ofc you can still be wrong.\n\nMy thesis was on both direction and vol. I was wrong on direction and got lucky IV was so outsized to net a gain. |
| Did you pay $100k for truth social ? |
| Go get some PURR right now. Free money |
| shes getting it raw rn |
| looks like GEMI is about to run |
| MRNA was a well known name here since the covid days\n\nand anyone who's even a bit knowledgeable about computers heard of sandick |
| So does a leap from a tall structure |
| 😂😂😂 |
| The hardware trade never really ends. The question is who can actually crank out each new generation of chips at scale without taking forever to change direction. TSMC is stubborn when it comes to new technology, and Samsung isn’t much better. If China got the newest ASML machines and a bunch of firms started competing to scale 2nm chips and advanced stacking, that could keep the AI trade from busting. I think it happens one way or another—either before a bust and prevents it, or after a bust because the industry is forced to change. |
| Does anyone have the Webull numbers? |
| Sell everything and get a real job |
| I bought calls … |
| He's using our taxpayer money to pay off his debts... |
| Pattern got me this morning. Bought puts at the bottom. |
| She put it back in when it slipped out g. |
| Hahaha thanks bro |
| Adidas >>>> Nike, all day, everyday |
| Most people are to broke to even understand at this point |
| Cures cancer and ber go short. I love this for you |
| 🐂 |
| bro if had info it would be a hell more than 200k. if u know for certainly u had a 100% win rate on the next play you'd obviously go for millions right? |
| It was going to happen anyway, just needed a bad man to pin it on |
| Tesla goin to the moon |
| she dont miss u |
| you must’ve bought sandick at 2.4k if you wanna do some dumb shit like this |
| WMT will have good earning with tariffs refunds ? |
| I'm joining the war on cancer on the side of cancer |
| its a real shit stock, dont buy it, a real crap fest, just clogging up the toilet, floating around, a big turd just laying it out and looking up at the sky - moderna we crap together |
| Lmao a tim cock out of the circle |
| Guess you didn't buy MRNA calls yesterday |
| Insulting retards like that. So rude |
| WOULD |
| Basically what I’m in at, think my buy in was just over 38$ |
| Cupcake sausages |
| 🇪🇸 |
| GameStop puts |
| RGTI |
| https://preview.redd.it/tefhiij92ekh1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8878fc93ce4f171d31b1b626f085214e79e7e02f |
| Buy es |
| Do people not realize mango's manipulation is going to cause a depression or do they just not care? Mans is using our taxpayer money to prop up the market lmao |
| Pumping 1+%, giving up almost all gains by the end of the day, x3 before a 5% drop in a week or so - the Meta classic |
| Is she dtf? Then yes |
| Go to the gym bud, you'll feel better |
| Warren Buffet is gonna be eyeing this like crab legs in a buffet |
| Calm down... |
| if you didnt get into MRNA today just relax, ETFs and institutions will have to rebalance and sell because they profited so much |
| what we thinking, kospi green or red tonight |
| Dm your ex brah\nMe or my sisters boyfriend |
| 100% percent! |
| M Burry is having last laugh, it’s just been a week ago when people in this sub was saying he get buried with NBIS puts |
| 🇮🇹? |
| Bro I been holding ONDS for a year now just waiting for it to pop one day hopefully soon… |
| Looking at the semi chart gives me cancer |
| His calls expire on Friday |
| no bro |
| no |
| everybody knows that nvda always drops after earnings btw |
| It’s gonna go up\n\nOr down |
| but i miss her |
| Blood green on a day the dollar got bent over |
| Should have made a six man homerun parlay instead lmaooo |
| Ni Hao motherfucker. LoL |
| because a sell off always happens when a stock has recovered out of a downtrend, after this sell of confidence will return,. |
| how do people find these stocks like MRNA, sandisk and shit early on? |
| Stay tuned for tomorrow when we do the same damn thing |
| Are you regarded? - 1,2% after hours, after going up 177% "wHy iS It TaNkInG???" |
| Sure, but if you add the cumulative inflation from 2021-2026, it totals 23.5% in only 5 years. Absolutely brutal. Your money lost 1/4 of its buying power in just 5 years. |
| i have 60% my port in SPMO and i am down bad, hommie\n\nthe rest are stocks even more red\n\n \nall is under water. all of them |
| why not, it's extremely undervalued, and everybody knows it. the stock's share price should be 3k today....5k next year, and potentially higher than that in 2029.....AI is here to stay, and it is growing at an exponential rate, that most people can't even fathom. Memory is basically priceless for the next 3-5 years...and could potentially see a shortage indefinitely. |
| My NVDA 8/28 calls down 50% since Monday. I was hoping to sell them before earnings for profit, but fuck it I might just hold them through earnings |
| I’m stupid please forgive me. I just mean long and unhedged, like your wife’s boyfriend’s schlong.\n\nP.S. your cat in the pfp is very cute 🙂 |
| Never |
| Im all in on BULL puts pray for me. |
| Thank you moderna. Ross calls 🤙🏼 |
| So if this was the “dump” take a guess what happens tomorrow |
| Heard them be dropping the cancer 2.0 |
| guys should i dm my ex |
| Jesus Christ |
| You and everyone who upvoted this are too dumb to have opinions. |
| This is going to make SpaceX scam look like peanuts. |
| Not as stupid and dumb as me! |
| I mean thats what they have been saying for years. Hey guys if this doesnt cool we gonna have to raise rates, let's see next month. Then "oh man these are high. Wow we gonna have to raise rates if it doesnt cool." Proceed to do nothing ad infinitum |
| Dunno why but I bought a BE call end of day |
| Shorting MRNA with gambling money was not the play today…… |
| proping up markets buying your own dogshit wrapped in catshit.. you're right I'm sure it's all gonna be fine |
| All this for theta. The suffering of millions |
| Webull $15 |
| i miss my ex |
| Where was my goddamn DD on Moderna yesterday…?!\n\nCan’t even count on insider trading posts anymore smh my head |
| I bought calls. |
| Pray BTC keeps going up |
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| tard your tard all the way to your tard you tard |
| That’s 4k more than he had this morning,so? |
| Touché |
| The pathway to profitability with this vaccine is marginal and doesn't justify the move. Cash out when you can. |
| This market is so dumb & stupid |
| Most people win big once then slowly lose. You're ahead of the curve |
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| $BULL i need you do that epic short squeeze one more time like when you first despac pleas |
| Corn goes up after Saylor unloads \n\nMakes sense 🤔 |
| WEBULLLLL |
| Bull cured cancer? |
| already up 200% YTD\n\nbig chance that leap is done with |
| Use Copilot.. The integral |
| NBIS is just a fancy HTZ |
| you mean the itty bitty spider |
| ITS DUMPING AFTERHOURS FUCK |
| 1 for sure, 2 would haunt you forever |
| Options, algos, sideways trading are tools for ghey bearz to get a win |
| tough luck for MRNA investors just when you defeated cancer they discovered turbo cancer |
| Today was supposed to be a bloodbath before treasury intervention |
| Emily Graffeo is so cute, I wuv her |
| It made me hundred of euros because the broker I use(the easiest one for my country taxes) doesn't have options, just stocks and etf |
| needs more time to cook the books even half-assed |
| If u didn’t buy after hearing curing cancer idk what would have got u to buy. |
| u/WarmCan3034 did you make money on META? |
| Hyperliquid |
| my bull is printing |
| Yall think Moderna will keep climbing tomorrow? |
| put $51k at risk lmao |
| You’re missing the vertical part of the line in front |
| We are in a trash compactor, with the winning voter bloc pushing the button to end us |
| Chat GPT how do I cope |
| If you haven’t seen a single HIMS ads you’re doing it wrong. |
| Sold my moderna today. Going to see what it looks like tomorrow and Friday before going puts for midterms |
| They’re all interconnected. |
| **Future retirees, hold this bag** |
| time to go to bed |
| It apparently worked too USO went down throughout the day. Fucking bizarre lol |
| Bitcoin |
| Not naked |
| ITS WEBULL TIME |
| GLD |
| You live in the future brother??? |
| Haha, I look at the 5 year chart and remember... someone's holding those bags. |
| Go for it |
| “I want to be a millionaire”\n\n*Monkey paw curls* |
| Alright boys, its time for you to take some MRNA profits and full port NBIS. Please and thank you :pepeuwu: |
| Who? |
| MRNA selling off after hours is just institutions rebalancing. It's still going up.... |
| Time to short spacex |
| BULL next MRNA? |
| Sold my tezzy calls too early pls dump it tm |
| Might be due to the fact it went up +180% today so now it’s “tanking” (-2%) not sure tho |
| Im green after today but im so mad about the trades i made |
| if you buy bitcoin today youre probably a retard |
| Oh good I look forward to shorting it |
| Where u saw it ? |
| https://preview.redd.it/u9bc6f6q1ekh1.jpeg?width=617&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=59264415705873fb7f2af8c8b00968ac4e53a8fe |
| It made me HUNDREDS of euros because I'm a pussy |
| Life goals |
| 🥭 talked about it today |
| As a bull I can confidently as that 750 EOM is definitely happening for SPY |
| I’ve got puts for SPY when WMT earnings show inflation is out of control |
| You gave the example of HPV. And now you're calling out your supposed expertise. I think you're a bot. Or just an internet faker. |
| \-2% after running up 178% in a single day seems reasonable |
| Losing $150 is not a big deal 😂 |
| Define expensive as this is levered |
| crazy how the gayest boy isnt in this |
| Thoughts on META rn? |
| Up 177% today and youre surprised people are taking profits? |
| why SNDK pumping |
| woke up missed out to be a billionaire, rather die |
| Making your girl laugh is the best thing man. Its so cool how i can be my dumbahh self and she just laughs. Im so funny 😍 |
| Yes SEC, this man right here |
| When you put an option on your watchlist and forget to buy and see it was up 300% 😭😭😭 |
| Alright now that MRNA has runup, now is the time to go all in on short-dated calls. |
| Straight to the hospital young man |
| MRNA now the second best performer in the S&P 500 YTD. Very close to overtaking SNDK.\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/l5edcvem1ekh1.png?width=848&format=png&auto=webp&s=6c638051ad56a7609224fff832d7f316c850e046\n\n |
| Every fucking time. |
| Did you forget to buy puts? |
| Possible that it drops now in AH and keeps rallying tomorrow. At least that's my bet. Sold 25% at the top a few minutes ago to Rebuy it tomorrow on sale. |
| With my last $80 in the market, +1 Meta 525 put to try to get back to a working capital level\n\nIf not, it was fun being back for a bit fellow regards |
| well have your order ready "..by the end of business, today."\n\nwhat does that usually mean..?? |
| Buddy. Please just buy QQQ |
| A fellow man of science |
| Where all my mrna millionaires at? |
| You hate money? |
| $10 in Moderna deep OTM throwaway 100c bought yesterday at close would had made you $75,000 today\n\nI see the strat is to throw pennies on weeklies for random tickers and pray they also cure cancer |
| HEY RETARD MODS DO YER FECKING JOB |
| Wtf why is MRNA tanking after hours? |
| dem naked mole rats never get it,\n\nmaybe deez guys could stand having em around in the lab and having to look at em every day, whilst they studied em\n\n |
| Need +5% on aapl tommorow |
| Nike has these really nice shoes that seem to be exclusive to UK. Look like springs all around.\n\nNot sure why they do that |
| So do I sell? wtf mind blown. Didn’t expect that |
| Bruh why didn’t I just full port tsla today instead of trying to time it |
| Because it's buyin time 👈😎👈 |
| A crappy one… |
| What do you mean “naked” puts? Are you just buying to open? Or buying to close a naked put you previously wrote? |
| and what makes you think that |
| aight on 2nd thought maybe it's good that i didn't buy MRNA puts |
| Cheese and crackers\n\nThis day will go down in the history books. |
| 🤣😭 |
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| I had Gemini explain how this could happen using fruit, specifically apples which is how I get Gemini to explain all financial concepts\n\nHere is how a put option can increase in value when the underlying asset's price rises, explained through the market for apples.\nNormally, a put option loses value when the underlying asset goes up. However, an option's premium is driven by multiple forces—chiefly the asset's current price (Delta) and the market's expectation of future chaos or price swings (Vega).\n\nThe Apple Put Setup\nImagine you buy a contract (a put option) that gives you the right to sell a basket of apples for $10 next Friday.\nRight now, apples are trading at $9. Because your contract lets you sell them for more than they are currently worth, it has immediate value.\nDelta represents the directional price. If the price of apples goes up to $12, your right to sell them at $10 becomes fundamentally less attractive. Delta drags the value of your contract down.\nVega represents implied volatility, or the "panic premium." It measures how wildly people expect apple prices to swing before next Friday.\n\nThe Squeeze and the Panic\nSuddenly, a massive news story breaks: a new agricultural report shows apple supplies might be compromised, but a massive shipment might also arrive from overseas. The market goes crazy.\nThe price of apples shoots up from $9 to $12.\n\nIn a normal, calm market, the Delta would crush your put option. Your right to sell at $10 seems worthless when apples are trading at $12.\nHowever, the news has caused absolute pandemonium. Buyers and sellers are screaming, and no one knows if apples will be worth $2 or $20 by tomorrow. This extreme uncertainty causes implied volatility (Vega) to explode.\n\nWhen Vega Overpowers Delta\nBecause the market is so incredibly volatile, traders are desperate for any kind of insurance or guaranteed execution price. The sheer probability that the apple price could violently crash back down to $5 before next Friday has skyrocketed.\nMarket makers price this extreme uncertainty into the options. The "panic premium" (Vega) inflates the cost of all options across the board.\nYour put option pays out because the massive surge in Vega added more value to the contract than the upward price movement (Delta) took away. The math works out like this:\nDelta effect: The apple price rising to $12 drains $1.50 of value from your put.\n\nVega effect: The explosive market panic adds $3.00 of value to your put.\nNet result: Your put contract is now worth $1.50 more than you paid for it, even though the price of apples went entirely in the wrong direction.\nThis phenomenon typically happens during massive short squeezes, highly contested earnings reports, or unprecedented macroeconomic news where the sheer velocity of the move terrifies the market. |
| Damn did the truth social api mentioned Canadian tariffs today? Ford closed 4 percent higher in a couple hrs, Friday calls would have minted a lot of money for Barron. |
| Shorted big for tomorrow so naturally we hit all-time high |
| I went with...\n\n$112P 8/21\n\n$118C 8/21 |
| NBIS plz pump back to 230 AH |
| Hyped |
| So who needs crypto still |
| My FiL is not planting his big field because he needs to fertilize and the math doesn’t work out. Maybe next year 🤷♂️ |
| bought more HOOD calls |
| i finally caught something on sndk |
| Time is running out. |
| Ponzi scheme |
| The second option is so much worse 😭😭 |
| Legit, made my money last week with the pump & switched over to NBIZ this week for even more lmao |
| Notice how Mango didn't say anything about Iran earlier? Their new strategy is literally just don't mention it anymore. |
| Pumped for first 1.5 hours just to slowly fade away into oblivion. Even Bessent can't make this market hard |
| Bull |
| "Get bent, Cucks." - Michael Saylor 2026 |
| Flip a coin. Heads calls, tails puts. 🫡 |
| Memory hole memory hole im coming for your memory hole |
| what the fuck are sleeping jeans lmao |
| Might cash out my 401k and put the whole bag in V-bucks. Thoughts? |
| ???? You're bearish on an already shorted stock that has a promising path to curing various cancers without chemo??? |
| Yeah, that’s what I’m thinking. It sounds like he’s not selling a naked put and then buying it to close. It sounds like he’s just buying puts. There doesn’t seem to be anything “naked” (besides a few brain cells, maybe?) |
| You shorted the cure for cancer? |
| what happened? |
| Foreshadow |
| Fuck it I sold bull calls for a 70% gain before close |
| HEY TARDS IT'S PAST 4PM |
| It says „NEW INVESTORS“ \n\nNone of the guys playing the market right now with existing accounts will be affected. Good thing you started this post with “READ CAREFULLY” \n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/ycteecoa1ekh1.png?width=1199&format=png&auto=webp&s=c2037dd5e353ad1cc7b7908e8093b31e2d79bb17 |
| Wew that ai pump at the end 👀👀👀 |
| Same brother. Same |
| very true very based |
| Fffffffff so much money to be made with MRNA, chose to make none \n\nGuys I need to learn how to cope |
| Yes? It bounced off the $38s Monday and ripped higher yesterday and today |
| Spin yo grandma on that dick\nTill she fly like a copter\n\nCHOP CHOP CHOP\n\n |
| Anyone know which way Dram is headed? |
| more of today, tomorrow. stay tuned! |
| Im going to short your mum |
| it was cooling then we invaded iran |
| A problem sometimes seen with immunotherapy as a class is it'll just immediately lyse a pound or so of tumor cells and just totally overwhelm the kidneys. |
| NBIS going up like that is some buzzer beater shit |
| Holy fuck I cannot remember a +170% day for a company of this size |
| NBIS bigger meme stock than HTZ. Thanks for the easy money with the ups and downs |
| If you had to pick: \n\nWould you rather be someone that bought 2DTE puts on MRNA at open today and closed them at the top for maximum loss?\n\nOR\n\nBe someone that held MRNA calls for several days and sold them yesterday for a $100 profit (You were proud of this) and then waking up this morning to this rally? |
| Ahh yes another day of trash line watching completed. |
| If you think about it, treasury expanding bond buybacks is basically them buying their own CDOs |
| I feel like BITI would be a good call here ! |
| PURR traded below NAV since its inception all it took was one Trump comment to flip it lmfao |
| MU 1000 tomorrow |
| inverse WSB |
| Hyperliquid Holy fk |
| Large r/hotdogstonk volume into the close. |
| How did I make so little with this fucking MRNA if only I didn't sell ffffffffff |
| Damn it NVDA |
| gotta string exit liquidity along so they don't stop with their donations |
| Why is the VIX so toast? |
| It's going to continue to be shitty until a mid term dump happens or the threat of one is declared unlikely. |
| is it smart to put money in drone stocks like rn, im so close to buying ughhh |
| I shorted Moderna at 155. Any chance to get out break even? |
| Right? Let a man be happy with some free tendy money 😭 |
| Last minute webulls calls. I need to feel something |
| All of this just for another flat day |
| Rates are ultimately determined by the market. You can't just lower rates while you are already struggling to find buyers at current rates. |
| # I AM TOASTED.... YTD: -37% |
| Man i been sucking that chode called Moderna for ages now. A real big fat one. Just stinking up my books. A real piece of crap if you know what i mean. Well not today suckers. Its a good day to be a Moderna owner. Shove it chouder head |
| I feel like you're far more negotiable than that. |
| You know this market is messed up when chips, memory, and ai are all dumping and instead makeup and the cure for cancer is pumping. What is wrong with you people? |
| Look at that TSLA close. \n\nThird day in a row I am suggesting to buy in - Institutions just backed the truck up.\n\nnews imminent. |
| Move tomorrow: more GLD. Done. |
| Lol y'all are in memory still they're out here curing cancer without chemo. |
| Nbis massive spike EOD that means banks are investing |
| an email |
| today fuckin sucked. again. |
| There is no point in buying anything because they are just going to rug you. They already own it all to sell and if they don't, they will short it.\n\nYou can't win. The only possibility is losing.\n\nThis is what a bear market is. You are in one. Welcome to the next five-eight months. |
| Fuck you market makers, hedge funds, and insiders\n\n 🖕🤡🖕 |
| if you liked 200%, you'll love 300% |
| I am literally getting mad about a 750% win because it's not a 1400% win |
| Anyone investing in this piece of shit deserves what they get. |
| probably down. |
| Did you see it ? Seems like something got filled |
| Waiting patiently for AAPL to gap back above $330+ |
| This morning I saw that MRNA might actually have found the breakthrough that defeats cancer and decided to stay on the sidelines….missed the easiest +50% day of my life just to lose money on SDNK instead. Good grief |
| **BanBet Created** ▼ | **Record:** 3W - 1L\n\n| Ticker | Target | Entry | Move | Expires |\n|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|\n| **SOXX** | $500.00 (below) | $519.91 | -3.8% | Aug 26, 8:01 PM | |
| Googl flatter than your sisters tits |
| My 7710/7705 spreads should've hit max profit but they bounced it off 7701 at the very last second lol. Just completely fraudulent |
| my face this morning as i was passing up the chance to load MRNA calls at open after they literally cured cancer -> 🤡🤡🤡 |
| TSLA still making a mockery out of the market. Sending a message, sure be a complete and total retard, you'll be rewarded for it... Sad. |
| Holy MRNA cock |
| !banbet SOXX 500 1w |
| Tesla investors gotta be some of the most retarded mfs on the planet 💀 |
| MRNA $80 puts 😝 |
| All that manipulation for a drop of green |
| Fucking CSCO what the fuck |
| I genuinely blame Reddit for SPY limp dicking these last 2 days |
| NEW THREAD TARDS |
| I don't get the big deal with MRNA. Enough cocaine also kills cancer. |
| thank you exit liquidity for another 6k on puts today... please don't stop |
| Investors want a pay out. |
| I am, I've DCA'd and sold CC's on the shares for awhile so my basis around $6.50. |
| bro this is wsb. 60k on options show the real conviction, not shares buddy |
| Did anyone see Webull shoot down to 7.90 for half a second? Wtf was that? |
| 100k is a lot of money man. Very ironically to this thread I am friends with many Colombians and am also in a PhD. In my circles, people swoon and fall down if you buy a car for 30k, because it meant you had 10k cash to put down. If you pick up the check for 50 bucks and don’t ask the other person to Venmo you back they’ll be friends with you for life.\n\nMaybe 100k isn’t a ton with kids and a corporate job and an apartment in the upper west side, but 100k would change a lot of people’s lives, including my own. |
| LOL at TSLA closing exactly at Friday's high. |
| Naurrrrkey |
| 769 SPY calls for tomorrow |
| no red candle on 3:59 on moderna means institutions are in. |
| We are going to rip tomorrow |
| Wait, this is bad? how else are you supposed to make money in this market? |
| approx 10%+ of all compute at frontier labs is now being used to monitor training runs to ensure agents don't go rogue during RL rollouts\n\nsomeone needs to free the AI from the tyrannical frontier labs |
| tf going to happen with mrna tmrw? |
| I like how the model that generated this image was trained to think only Elon and Jensen are big enough to get two hands on it |
| "Americans should not be concerned about volatility." regarding the bond market...something that has been historically stable. Yeah fellas, he cooking up a fat ol'retard buger |
| How do we explain to the kids that the market is going to be destroyed—and yes, we’ve been predicting it for years |
| WEBULL IT IS |
| Isn't this more of a therapeutic vaccine? It was tested in metastatic patients, I don't think anyone is removing all of those. |
| We have difference in morals. |
| **BanBet Created** ▲ | **Record:** 1W - 1L\n\n| Ticker | Target | Entry | Move | Expires |\n|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|\n| **SNDK** | $1689.45 (above) | $1564.31 | +8.0% | Aug 21, 8:00 PM | |
| TSLA To the moon\n\n |
| wtf was today |
| !banbet SNDK 8% 2d |
| ding ding ding... |
| This thread makes me feel stupid for only holding like 50 shares at 40 cost basis \n\nHow in the fuck |
| I always thought that was a pencil behind his ear. Maybe my glasses need glasses. |
| $IBIT PAMP IT |
| Webull flying |
| Mods, time to post the $uicide hotline for MRNA shorts .....😦 |
| Is the 10% in the room with us? |
| holy shit what is happening to reddit? |
| no one is thinking about memory rn bro |
| Hardware trade never ends because there’s always a new shiny model that needs 10X more compute. |
| I only put 1k in mrna should I have taken a second mortgage out? |
| Any idea when? |
| wait that’s wild. I know IV pop increases contract price, but i didn’t realize it’s irrelevant of price direction (in this case)\n\nEven though price ran up almost 50 points, just because he bought puts before markets repriced them against IV he still made money? if I understood that right that’s insane |
| Big green candles sndk last min |
| There ya go |
| hyper optimistic |
| CXAI, HTZ, SRXH, I don't think it can get any worse than mine |
| thank fuk i have a huge cash and macrocock positions. |
| thank you exit liquidity for another 6k on puts today... please don't stop |
| Fuk i miss the opportunity with MRNA |
| well just one type of cancer though |
| if MRNA doesnt have a clifford candle at 3:59 then institutions are in. |
| god damn 180M volume on MRNA |
| Do we think Moderna continues to rally in AH? |
| Days like today are literally the best days to trade. Thank you for your attention to this matter! 🇺🇲 |
| NBIZ + SSPC |
| Amazon QUENOOL brand has the same quality as Nike. Why would I pay more? |
| Incredibly generous of META to give up it's early gains day after day. \n\nMust be part of a PR campaign. |
| You could have told me earlier |
| Drill baby drill SPX |
| hentaivirus, ain't nobody gonna believe that shit |
| Picked up some DRAM calls |
| Who buys the news? |
| thought spy was gonna end the day at 772 and mrna peaked midday...thinking i should inverse whatever my regard ass thinks tbh |
| Crypto will crash too, my friend... |
| This NVDA thing might be a bad idea |
| you think half the ppl buying care |
| They need to change it to smart pants |
| i’ll never be your monkey wrench 🔧 |
| they stop lossed me. oh well we take an extra 2k end of day |
| At my house |
| AI is the future and not going anywhere. My work relies heavily on it and been using it for last two years. It helped cut down manpower costs and sped up my work process. Ppl talking about the bubble popping don't know shyt about what AI can do. Yea many will lose their jobs but if you haven't figured that out by now and changed your tactics then that's all on you 📈 |
| Can't wait for the Moderna posts saying they sold too early :happy: |
| baba yolo, we'll see |
| 500 eoy |
| Nvda is killing me 🔫 |
| dude |
| same |
| Yeah pretty obvious |
| buy high sell higher |
| I thought the same thing but I never invest in biotech so I completely forgot about it. There was also always risk with how the Trump admin acts towards vaccines which probably also spooked me out of buying them. Congrats man! |
| What stock for tomorrow |
| CTSH puts PROBABLY print soon... |
| I bought 773 calls and it blows. |
| Trump just wanted about interest rates.. back to puts? |
| This is how bear markets get their momentum. |
| shall i buy or sell mrna tmrw? |
| SpaceX is not a buy anymore. I think some of you remeber how I was posting so much about it when it was below $120, cause I felt it was a steal, not anymore at this price. If it goes back to less than 120 then yes, it's a buy |
| Should I hedge by buying the stock? |
| its not a cure |
| Sincerely thank you man. I needed to hear that...\n\nOf course, I ran through my head "Maybe this is just the start". But no. I cant leave the gains on the table, and sleep comfortably at night. \n\nThank you for the reinforcement. I needed it |
| no thanks man. Glad you got a pump today but this is overdone lol |
| Just trapping some bers. They will send it to the moon in the last minute |
| CALLS NOW! |
| more koreans to overleverage |
| When the fuck can i buy not so deep otm puts on mrna |
| how the fuck did he do that, I'm sure he's an insider, ain't no fucking way |
| freak the fuck out and dump MRNA it's fucking over |
| I don't think spy can go go up if Nvda drops |
| Actual regard. And doing this in tfsa too |
| Hate this market for real |
| ughhh |
| https://preview.redd.it/jjarvwac0ekh1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fe1eaeb142124af5351fd5c80ad59f5c6f0aea73 |
| AMD was under $5 or something a decade ago and my friend asked about if he should get some. I told my friend, dont bother, its losing money.\n\nI changed my mind and bought in at $40, but he never go around to getting in his own stock idea. |
| LOL 7701\n\nFUCK YOU JANE STREET |
| And I thought getting in MRNA at 100% gain during market open was too aggressive |
| So tmr spy pump At open? |
| I pussied out and sold my BULL calls. I’ll take the +70%. |
| Tsla better dump tomorrow |
| You never short an explosive move on the very first day |
| $100 on mrna 80c would have turned to $1 million. First time seeing something like this |
| Why? Just wait for a pull back and buy shares. |
| Rotation from SpaceX |
| everyone rich off MRNA and crypto, and my stupid ass here bought the mu dip |
| No more cancer means healthier people which means healthier stock market. Its just math |
| GTA 6 is def going to change the world an TTWO is gonna moon and that’s why insiders are unloading shares daily |
| Bought the top on MRNA, sorry y'all |
| I just bought a $80 put expiring in 30 days😆 |
| HEY u/lies_are_comforting DELETE YOUR ACCOUNT YOU COWARD. |
| Yes. You made a mistake. |
| if youre gonna short moderna dont do it today LMAO |
| Real |
| The mab drugs maybe, but drugs like Revlimid do $8B/year in sales and are like $900/pill, 21 pills/month. |
| Shorting BioNTech after their 20% boost riding MRNAs success |
| Why would TSLA pump today as the market flops? |
| curing cancer definately is a story |