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| When will people learn. SPY and QQQ always go up |
| no need for deal, its american territory now 🙂 |
| Awww crap Liv Morgan is engaged now, time for me to scroll down my list of backup choices for a new girlfriend lmao 🤣🤌 |
| https://preview.redd.it/bs7igtw0zqjh1.png?width=3686&format=png&auto=webp&s=cbd2863013abbd3bc15e9f44622fd4374d9967ff\n\n$HTZ showing bearish analogs for next 3mo |
| Schrödinger’s China |
| full ported dogecoin |
| the deep cut cartoon reference nobody asked for but everyone's here for |
| /╲/\╭(•‿•)╮/\╱\ |
| \>99% of our time is spent defining use cases, requirements, design reviews, planning implementation with ai, waiting for ai to implement, reviewing, testing, and communicating with stakeholders\n\nPlanning, design, and communication have always been the larger parts of SWE and especially in more senior positions.\n\nI agree AI is changing the development cycle but I’m less sure how much the efficiency gains are.\n\nSource: professional developer with over 10 years experience |
| when deal |
| I want to travel, and simply be free of debt. The life style i want isnt expensive in comparison to lavish items, something id rather do is take that aston martin money and hit up every music festival i wanna see that year with the high end VIP tickets. Also Give me a small amount of land to build a decent house on it (like 100k-150k range) and then chill at home with my family and dogs, build something cool for guests in the backyard type property. \n\nMy dreams arent expensive in comparison to others. |
| The gey bears just love to lose for whatever reason. |
| These 20 year olds haven’t added shit to society |
| If googl goes to 400 Sundar can cum on my back |
| yeah it seems irrational to me but oh well |
| Straw man. No one was arguing spacex would tank the market, only that the valuation was complete BS (which it is) |
| https://preview.redd.it/3v6p4igpyqjh1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4913257d1310048f9c11b3876ce4f53f455ae97f\n\n |
| The 60/40 portfolio is dead. Just look at what happened in 2022. Bonds weren't a safe haven at all. |
| BREAKING NEWS: THE DEAL IS SIGNED AND OFFICIAL |
| Why get a physical gold when you can trade papers with incomparable liquidity? |
| well other factors like war being over 30th time in last 2-3 months inflation numbers being screwed. But yeah its wierd how bonds and market are getting to a point where they aren't even showing any colloration. its purely random |
| I feel like everyone knew spacex wouldnt tank the market. Also knew that on ipo it would shoot up and then come below ipo pricing and then go back up. |
| Do I load up on Kirkland oil as well? |
| we'll just inflate away the debt. making those bonds fkn worthless. |
| Yes, but the fourth option of using a Discover card is now gone. You will use the Capital One card on the DFS network. To removed the fourth option, more or less, and left us with Visa, MC, or Amex. |
| I agree with you. As someone that managed to catch pltr earnings and make 6 figures off 4. God speed. They said the same thing - historic negative earnings reactions mixed with over evaluation/priced in. None of these haters had pltr calls. They forgot about a little something called earning compression…\n\nI’m gonna be real though, considering how close Nvidia is to ATH I’d expect immediately flat IV crush then leading to a rally that probably won’t even put far OTM calls profitable \n\nJust sell these day of earnings for a profit, and then buy calls on the dip or rip after |
| It has one of the biggest endowments in the world. There is a reason people think the government should stop giving them money |
| I'm just wishing to not be forced to have a job for surviving, and some weed, a Playstation, and a girl I sleep with a few times per week are enough to make me happy. I don't think I'm asking that much after all |
| Because a 90 year old has already added to society. The 20 year old has given nothing and has no guarantee of contributing anything. He might be a WSB person for all you know. |
| Will SOXL get back to 300 this year, thoughts? |
| Man of culture I see, cheers! |
| 8pm tonight. Robinhood \n\nNaked. Willing |
| Why |
| Dunno how boomers do it, shits so boring. Find something with higher beta like financial sectors. |
| Y'all think it will get to around $115-120 again? Even lower? |
| i mean its only 1 thing affecting the market, other factors can drive the market to ATH |
| Got my PP sucked on |
| Older people who are more risk-averse. The US isn't going to default |
| Or cum on its back .. either way |
| Oh yea the good old revenge trading. |
| Costco |
| It was down like 55% from highs lol |
| Just goes to show that the Epstein class will harness these data centers to do targeted propaganda and manipulate all of us over long periods of time to get us to do, say, buy, and vote however they want. Like every dystopian future we thought of is about to come true if we let it. |
| spy ATH within next 24 hours is your "great affect"? |
| [https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1qwbj18/the\_spacex\_ipo\_is\_going\_to\_tank\_the\_market/](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1qwbj18/the_spacex_ipo_is_going_to_tank_the_market/)\n\n \n/u/[El\_Nahual](https://www.reddit.com/user/El_Nahual/) |
| I bought shares last week and they're doing ok. I think the ramp is alive and well (for a low-iv stock). I'd sell before earnings though. Or at least I plan to. |
| just like the yen falling |
| srsly tho, national debt $40T, who the fuk is buying bonds? |
| bonds are gey\n\nand so are you |
| they are not volatile, but they can affect the market in a significant way |
| TIL Harvard has a fund, I thought it was an university. |
| As long as googl makes a cum back next week I'm good |
| Never have owned Gold or Silver. Where are you buying from? Any good concise sources to get up to speed? TY |
| Anything good happen this weekend? |
| It is a sign that calls are on the menu once again |
| https://preview.redd.it/4ue5lyewxqjh1.png?width=680&format=png&auto=webp&s=f57748ca3ba731aae04e45c0bc6efafe9cd71f2e\n\n |
| So Altman is gonna take a giant shit in Jensens bed? |
| The asset manager profits from the fees they collect not from the stock going up and they advise these dummies into all kind of garbage investments, like the PE stuff they got them into.\n\nHarvard has a huge endowment but had to borrow money because they were in too much illiquid PE trash. |
| 😂 |
| The only thing that tanks the market is when everyone starts tanking the market by selling. |
| wy do they make such big deal from bonds, every other day i hear bonds lowest since 1900, highest since 1900. like damn are they more votile than stocks now? should i swing trade them now? |
| https://preview.redd.it/v86yxblsxqjh1.png?width=1920&format=png&auto=webp&s=749692b5e7e703ebcde76333d5c5e34b145df898\n\n |
| Dozen for 1.50-1.75, gallon of milk for $3 for me. |
| It's been dead money for months. I finally broke even for the year after getting really aggressive with call credit spreads.\n\nIt's an interesting play for the S&P 500 rebalancing that will be announced on September 4th, however. |
| Fancy senior living has been built all over my city the past decade. They won’t approve apartments though.\n\nOn the cheaper side, I’ve heard horror stories about senior living. Like one nurse to 20 old people and just abysmal care that makes prison sound like paradise. I’m gonna hope I can do senior living abroad to avoid the donation to CEOs yachts markup |
| We really need to bring back masking, Americans are way to fat and ugly to be walking around bare faced. |
| https://preview.redd.it/qh9w58qoxqjh1.png?width=735&format=png&auto=webp&s=08b12152d5819c887e620385a57e55f61921a515 |
| so he's a paper handed bitch\n\n~~who am I to judge, just a europussy who hold stocks and etfs~~ |
| the Canadians will maintain the cult of the mullet for eternity. . . |
| ready for another week of ATH bols? same shit different week |
| On paper it looks like PayPal is stalling as a business. In usage it looks the same. I have PayPal shares and used to have a lot more cm the premise the business was cheap even at $60, but trends are to use Apple or Google payment methods, stripe, square, Shopify, etc as processors. \n\nI think the writing is on the wall for the business at this point. You just can't beat default integrated apps on phones. |
| LMAO I dont even remember this shit being $200+ a share but looks like it was a couple days after IPO.\n\n\nI want to buy puts so bad but the fact that SPCX is back to $140 makes me skeptical that this stock value will ever make sense. Given Elon’s $270 million bribe it wouldn’t surprise me if trump throws 10’s of billion with taxpayer money every year. |
| I don’t lose all my money, I still have to pay for the blowjobs |
| You are the fool that takes foolish risks. Live with it |
| Stop gambling and put it into index funds and check back in 10 years, otherwise see you at Wendy’s behind the dumpster |
| Please find another job!!!! Dont do that |
| Only in the midwest |
| Yeah nuclear weapons added so much to society |
| I was thinking puts 190 strike price |
| because he belongs in this sub. |
| I know someone who works as a dietary aid at a nursing facility and its about 12k a month for the retirees who live there. |
| I know exactly what we would do with that money. |
| Botulinum |
| I hate myself for looking at sofi leaps and thinking interesting given cheap iv. Ive been through this before |
| The produce section is pretty bad. |
| bonds crashing to 25 year low... gonna be a good week |
| Bers fucked this week |
| If I had a 1.2 mil in stocks i'd park (even swing trade) 1mil in ETFs and play with the rest.\n\nYou have some internal work to do before you handle any amount of money.\n\nA lot practice in the stock market is about self-actualization more than anything else. |
| Feeding the hand that bites, cool cool. |
| Inherently everyone knows that is fradulent to the max this is why they have to actively talk shit about bears. |
| Buy land in the countryside, build shit and garden. Travel whenever |
| Try to fuck the market it will do it back 100x to you |
| Do you think the AI trade is back on, now that some leveraged position had been deleted? |
| reporting to prison today... just another day |
| i'm just tryna be free wit mad fuken money |
| There has never been a single company in history with a large IPO that owners/employees didn’t cash in and collapse the stock price on these unlocks.\n\nI honestly have no idea how they gained through the first unlock. \n\nBut because of that, I’m not touching space X. I have shares from the IPO, originally was about to place a put on it, and use the profits to buy more. \n\nI didn’t feel right, placing puts on something I support and thankfully I didn’t.\n\nSo I’m watching from the stands, using the money in SNDK and MU calls instead \n |
| Praying for your success. Just don't fly too close to the sun. A head start towards higher figures with options is fine for the most part, but at that point there is more than plenty to gain at a time from safer options (not calls/puts, but literally options) |
| Jan could be my boss. |
| thinking about buying walmart calls on monday but I don't think I could live with the shame of losing money on fucking walmart |
| I haven't thought about Calista Flockhart in years. |
| And in other news Elon turned away from his DEI anti liberal destruction days |
| I am not saying SpaceX will tank the market but I sure as hell am not in any hurry to invest in it at current value. |
| Super regarded take, there's zero reason to do that especially not from a tax advantage perspective |
| I'll work at a bar making drinks on weekends. |
| lol that’s for the shit teir. We paid 20k/month for my dad for 3 years. Alzheimer’s. Still got shit care. 100% roping of I have it. |
| usual IPO ish\n\nNot far from 150 and full bullish sentiment, all the way to Mars 🚀 |
| silver has to go up this week or i’m overly fucked |
| I hate you so much bro |
| Unlikely. I think we have an AI rerating and things continue. So let’s say — lost 2 years |
| Bossy boss 🫷🚫\n\nBusty boss 👍😏 |
| Ah yes, the famous one month and a half investment horizon |
| Puts |
| Extra wrinkles to stick it in. 🍆 |
| Thank you for the details. That is similar to what we have done at our company. We initially generated a series of MD files for the main aspects of the business as a foundational context from which to prompt. Problem with that was that over time those MD files would get bloated and messy which would muddy the context and increase token costs for recall. We then switched to a graph solution by splitting context out into small notes and connecting them via a wiki link structure (ie. via Obsidian), that lowered token costs for recall and helped keep context clean for a couple months but as we kept operating even the graph had dead zones in it with outdated context.\n\nWe have been working internally on a dynamic memory/knowledge system to solve this problem once and for all. That’s why I’m curious what others are going through with this issue. |
| >\[intel\] appointment Seok-Hee Lee, former CEO of SK Hynix, as executive vice prezident of Intel Foundry.\n\n>"I used to not invest in memory because it was kind of a commodity business. But now it has become different — there is a lot of new technology coming out. So we are kind of looking at it," Tan said on the podcast. He then made his intent plainer by citing Lee's hire: "So you kind of know something that I'm thinking about."\n\n\-Intel's CEO |
| Depends. 90 year old Einstein would add a lot more than 20 year old 🥭 |
| did you record it with a flock camera? |
| Genuinely, I would help my local area as much as i could. |
| Funny money don't sleep |
| I always do a lot better when I’m working with smaller capital.\n\nHope you do also and turn this around |
| Oh dear, I didn't know you had a thing for grannies. To each their own I guess. |
| The only thing priced is NVDA is that company going bankrupt. Most undervalued stock in the market |
| Was just doing some research today............ "SP493" has actually done decent since COVID\n\nThe idea that the market is living and dying by AI isnt true |
| Why do "bulls" talk about gay bears so much on here |
| Yeah because long spacex is a lucrative trade lol |
| Don’t question it. Just be glad they’re putting some market markers kid through university. |
| Buy bi by bye |
| I positively blasted your mom's data center |
| Business certainly do care over the trust level of the vendor that handles their internal data |
| They are positively blasting pro data center and flock camera propaganda all over cable tv rn. |
| Yeah make smaller bets if this is an amount of money you can’t afford to lose. |
| https://preview.redd.it/5g363um0wqjh1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cc72c27b928c4f33eaf4a3c996edd1cec502ebb4\n\n |
| Just think of the bunnies 🐰 |
| I canceled my Anthropic sub, so I won't be a part of that forecast, and while I'm chump change compared to enterprise, I can't imagine enterprise is ignoring how much things have changed the last 2-3 months with more and cheaper options, so we will see what happens. |
| That's the spirit! See you next week with your post |
| I’d do the same as you but I’d become top poster on r/amazonposition |
| How does it feel to be in the top 10% of traders here? |
| Imagine not having a job/car at the moment and losing that much 🤡 |
| MAGDA = Make America Great Depression Again |
| That's an interesting commodity. You can sell it but you can't buy it. |
| Peptobismol |
| No way bro. A 20 year old has way more to add to society than a 90 year old. |
| It’s because they actually want the government money |
| my sunday morning t & coffee is great, but I'm not sure about the decision making part... the decisions feel better though... so that's like half way there. |
| Uninstalling the app? |
| The market and SpaceX ipo is completely unrelated that's true. It could tank the IPO market for Anthropic openai... Even stripe (hence PayPal pursuit). |
| Well not the market, but it did armageddon the space sector |
| Anyone else listen to the Sapranos theme song on repeat on their way to work? |
| [This is an ai conversation Terence Tao](https://chatgpt.com/share/6a5fdc7a-d6f8-83e8-bbea-8deb42cfed56). had with ChatGPT about the Jacobson conjecture. \n\nYou’re positively out of your mind if you think AI was capable of this 1 year ago, let alone 2. |
| Good ole Berkshire stacking high on Google, I think we will see over $400 before end of the year, maybe next earnings |
| NVDA earnings are so priced in here |
| Human life is human life bro |
| Good actor?\n\nOH GOOD FOR YOU! |
| Just lost 6k last week, thoughts? |
| Just ignore it until the problem goes away |
| Not if you’re 90 and can do math |
| wonderful, this can fund so many new scholarships, and increase the pay of adjunct professors! /s |
| That’s “Lord Yanks” to u |
| Yes, surely the most sophisticated asset wealth managers on the planet are worse at managing their investments than /r/wallstreetbets users. |
| Make em all citizens. |
| University endowment funds are very regulated and have actual portfolio managers, quants, traders and strategists. You sir are a fucktard using trading view and robinhood to lose all the money you make giving blowjobs behind Wendy’s dumpsters |
| The library |
| Bullish af |
| Doesn’t matter, businesses don’t care why. |
| https://preview.redd.it/8478i88fvqjh1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=46cd4aacce7345e045c8dcf9a279b88bae87d73d\n\n |
| The crash happened. It just forgot which direction to go. |
| Even if SpaceX went to zero tomorrow it wouldn’t “tank” the market. What kind of retarded shit is this |
| lol for real |
| Wait what now |
| Most of us here have fish head of a wife |
| which is the best peptide to stop me from making stupid decisions? |
| Congrats! Make sure to put some off to the side but it looks like you are doing well 👌 |
| 😂😂 |
| Shrodinger’s china |
| Holding 30k with 13 avg. Missed the bottom but still I believe it's a good avg. |
| Thank you, friend 🫂 |
| No it didn’t.\n\nA Boston judge dismissed case “\nthese occurrences, the court finds them, singly and collectively, to be too isolated and episodic to support a plausible inference that any institutionalized noncompliance with Title VI persists at Harvard to this day.”\n\nMeaning that DOJ can now be appealed the case to the next highest court. |
| The irony that this is you for not realizing this is a likely a 20x+ for Harvard. They obviously didn't drop 5% of their endowment into spcx on the open market my guess is this was a sub $50MM initial investment |
| Me: tired AF trying to work out why swiping to the next image isn’t working |
| Kinda weird that murdering a 90 year old has the same penalty as murdering a 20 year old. |
| Honestly quite incredible. Hope you make 10x your goal in the end |
| Exactly my thoughts. |
| Actually, Schrödinger's china. |
| Harvard has a bunch of sectorial VC funds. They financed SpaceX over a decade ago and provided scientific consulting. |
| Money only has value in the act of getting rid of it. If you accumulate more than you need then you either work more than you need to, or you are taking away from other people. In either of those instances you are left feeling empty. |
| https://preview.redd.it/1amcee5tuqjh1.png?width=398&format=png&auto=webp&s=d0a39ff61f1973d55ea3c4ecf9a9c362de3738e2 |
| I'm hoping to someday DoorDash sushi. |
| Shit, we might as well declare China a territory of the United States if that's all it takes. |
| Put the fries in the bag bro |
| Question: what is everyone's end goal with this madness?\n\nLike let's say you attain the generational wealth you seek from this metacasino; what do you even intend to do with all that?\n\nPersonally i'm buying an Aston Martin and a Hasselblad or Leica camera and becoming a top daily poster on r/AstonMartin\n\n |
| Wicked smart |
| Why????? |
| Just saying, some efinace cyberfeudal p2p loan shark app commissioned this exact vibe for their kitchen in their sanfran office |
| Its not money but he gets it |
| Heard someone get quoted 10K/month for senior living… Yeah, I’m letting the family know to put me down as soon as I become a medical / financial burden. |
| Ahh the big old Schrodinger's plates! |
| https://preview.redd.it/iiyx2pt9uqjh1.jpeg?width=1425&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fece2d9fd17d8056ca28d96e619ccaa4426eaa8e |
| $57bn endowment. lol. Everything is a scam these days. |
| Bold of you to assume I can read. |
| Remind me! 10 weeks |
| Have fun retiring without any assets, poor. |
| Cows have existed for over a milenia, farting and pooping.\n\nOne day a cow climbed another cow and slipped into a wet poop. The matrix was young and not prepared for this moment, and so the cow was launched into space.\n\nIt landed on a placeholder object orbiting the earth, and its milk steadily leaked up there until a massive sphere we call the moon was created. Hence, why the moon is made of cheese. |
| Be the change you want to see my man. |
| They're probably sitting on 100x of gains. I think they'll be fine if they sell at 100x rather than 150x. |
| The next GLP-1 |
| Don’t let those fries get cold brother. |
| 69% of doctors say Gooning™ is *the* preferred way to keep Sunday Scaries at bay |
| This guy gets it. |
| Why would you bring up SCOTUS? |
| They're probably up 100x on their investments. |
| https://preview.redd.it/0oegnmqptqjh1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=980fee25716df4ba45cda2b1560f5065ae1398ed |
| Good point |
| open the fukin casino |
| If they sold their stake then great… I hope they got to eat Elons lunch and they sold at $200\n\nIf they aren’t out of it by now… I question their school of finance’s decision making |
| faux hawk never went away, neither did perms and mullets apparently |
| Good morning friends |
| At least you acknowledge europe is irrelevant |
| It’s not worth the signifier amount of money they are projecting. AI has value, but there are very fundamental limits.\n\nAnd even the cure for cancer simply isn’t worth whatever they are expecting. |
| BRING BACK THE FAUX HAWK! |
| ber thank me later |
| Sir this is r/wallstreetbets |
| They are retarded for not dumping now if they were part of the lockup |
| If you just started investing you will lose a lot of money for a while and maybe keep losing. Did no one tell you that before you started? |
| Aug 26th NVDA earnings... |
| Yanks what's the current mood for memory on Monday? Korean market will be closed so you guys are setting the week's mood |
| NVDA ber can't even figure out how to find when they report 🤣 |
| last lockup release.... stock goes from $107 to $148...(I sold at $144 and happy with the tendies) |
| Oil to 0 on Monday isnt it? |
| https://preview.redd.it/8tnmgs5dtqjh1.jpeg?width=959&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=77bbdef5b03b623b7ebe07c118aecb1004e5c3cf |
| How the fuck did they even get into Harvard? Everything’s a scam |
| https://preview.redd.it/qs5b5mdatqjh1.jpeg?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f3854f2bf649035861e260eb40ba64ec0ec7377c |
| Thanks. Gonna load up by Friday. |
| not hard inversing dumb people :0) |
| You still owe me $12.39 |
| I dig it |
| These sadist psychos will absolutely torture people with those things. |
| It fascinates me that people still think companies and hedge funds by stocks on the open market and at the prices we pay. |
| 26.8 |
| Schrodinger's China |
| I'd put in grand. \n\nIf you can't beat em... |
| Aug 26 |
| It's bullshit. It's not going down at all. |
| i'm in a HCOL, figure i need like $7M spinning off like 4% annually plus a paid off house in order to reach all my goals. |
| Never gonna sell when up, never gonna buy when downnn🎶🎶🎵🎶 |
| https://preview.redd.it/vdku9c9ysqjh1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f6a9d6b9dde1cecd9934e9b309c9f6184d861088\n\n \nBeen busy fapping to this |
| This is what I’m wondering |
| The fun part is plenty of people on this sub would’ve done the same if it was actually investable early. At these valuations it’s idiotic. |
| Peace and free passage! +3% |
| Fuck this is bad, what was the big drop on? |
| thought youd want puts on downward 🙂 |
| I think Nvidia is going to dump after earnings and probably take SPY with it. I need to figure out when they report. |
| Haha yep, that’s regarded and winning though. |
| They practically give them away at Grocery Outlet |
| I’m trying to start a circular financing with my buddies to make everyone rich mimicking the AI model, yet we all end up with ramen. |
| AAOI going to dump this week?! |
| bruh market on easy mode for a while now |
| The Greek lore is strong with this one |
| taking a fucking Tesla Uber rn to the airport. we have to pull over and fucking charge it |
| Great way to lose money due to incompetent management. |
| The SCOTUS had absolutely nothing to do with it |
| Cmon man, you don't even have to read the article. Just the one sentence that shows up in this post:\n\n"Harvard Management disclosed a US$2.2 billion stake in SpaceX, showing how the university’s endowment has profited from an early bet on Elon Musk’s giant rocket company." |
| https://preview.redd.it/u0xgpu0hsqjh1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aaeee123bf777d76d78a4e5f2025f1758d7951f0\n\nUh wuh? |
| And then their lawsuit is dropped lol |
| Take the very top of the cabinet apart and reach down |
| Don’t get me so wet |
| I rather not |
| But we might finally find out what the moon is made of if he keeps crashing into it |
| Neighborhood Watch Captain |
| I don't think OP even bothered reading his own article. |
| You do realize these massive funds didn’t buy at $135 or $200 when most of you idiots bought? |
| This is the right sub to find regards catching knives for pennies |
| I feel like you didn't even read your own article: "Harvard Management disclosed a US$2.2 billion stake in SpaceX, showing how the university’s endowment has profited from an early bet on Elon Musk’s giant rocket company." |
| Yeah and their cost was probably like $10 a share…\n\nBig club guys, only baggies are retail that went in at over $200. Poor bastards |
| My life is fundamentally changing today. |
| The amount of regards thinking Harvard went and bought spaceX on the open market 😂😂 |
| ‘Ma-ma told me, not-to sell work 😩..’ |
| Who do you think invests in the private rounds? You don't even have to read the article, just the only sentence in this post: "Harvard Management disclosed a US$2.2 billion stake in SpaceX, showing how the university’s endowment has profited from an early bet on Elon Musk’s giant rocket company." |
| The OG 0DTE |
| 1 million for Vietnam?? Just do latam at that point |
| removing the buy button? |
| That's for the institutions to decide once mstr is liquidated 😉 |
| Whatever happened to $WOLF. Did they succeed in their potion of AI, or whatever the fuck it it was? |
| "Harvard Management disclosed a US$2.2 billion stake in SpaceX, showing how the university’s endowment has profited from an early bet on Elon Musk’s giant rocket company."\n\nNo, they're not like us. |
| The stock market is a device for transferring wealth from cellphone apps to brokerages. |
| Good cause I have calls 💀 |
| I should have included this lol sorry. 330 |
| Schrodinger's disaster |
| You can retire in Vietnam with 1 million in dividends |
| Instatutions would take this week to be just positioned for it and dump would maybe start after Labor Day or maybe after Nvidia earnings. |
| I mean with careful moving you could lay the cabinet on its back then open it then retrieve the contents.. however this one with the knives I’d suggest just burning down your house.. |
| **BanBet Lost** — /u/GotKarprar (0W - 1L, 0%)\n\n| Ticker | Entry → Target | Move | Time | Result |\n|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|\n| **NUAI** ▲ | $3.76 → $10.00 | +166.0% | 4w 2d | Lost | |
| pretty sure wurren baffet said it |
| Put a fountain with the Virgin Mary in your front yard so it looks classy. |
| Stay hydrated\n\nOr not\n\nIdc really, live your own retarded life |
| Horse jizz > bear jizz |
| They probably bought it many years ago and are up 100x on it. |
| They probably bought it many years ago |
| did you just womansplain to us? |
| Everyone is saying this so naturally it’s gong to tank -10% |
| Best I can do is 35 |
| Thanks for your response 🥳 Do people start dumping beginning Mondays or do they wait for the VIX to settle on Wednesday first? |
| How else would the big guy get 10%? |
| The circle jerk is real lol. |
| Idc what happens, I just need VIX at 16 sometime before November |
| The billionaires are all retards and us poors are really the smart ones here |
| Looks like a fucking $40 million Hyundai. Trash. |
| They did what?\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/8qkeqn98rqjh1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3f2dffc14d12eaf0d9ce085ad93a7dd208c4618e |
| You’d probably be better off dissipating heat into the ground. |
| Shuddup |
| Bear cock > horse cock |
| https://preview.redd.it/3pze6yh4rqjh1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=418f7cdfe92864f722842ff47449abdc37f79433\n\n |
| There are small glass panes on the sides, break one of them to reach in and rearrange things. |
| https://preview.redd.it/75x61vr2rqjh1.jpeg?width=4284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=57f08071bbce6a1b23ed5f650439be436b6dee41\n\n \nThe signs are everywhere! |
| If you buy this electric slop box we promise we will let you put a deposit on an allocation for the next cool v12 supercar |
| Its my job to know and keep up with this stuff, and teach others at my place of employment, which is a big fund. Shame on the down voters, I know I sounded crass, but I promise I am trying to be helpful. |
| Bigger than my shoe size… 6 |
| Confidence is attractive. |
| Is that how they were able to secure their federal funding..? |
| Ah yes, the lesser known Knives of Damocles. |
| What puts do you have |
| In completely unrelated news, the government has ended its pursuit of the trumped up anti-semitism lawsuit against Harvard. |
| You sound bitter. He wasn’t only right about the 08 crash. He’s been managing a fund since then and is still making plenty of correct bets. \n\nPredicting something correctly doesn’t only count when you predict it 2 seconds before it happens. |
| https://preview.redd.it/6wyh3rdvqqjh1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=759f392d27256b962e90f8ed04084b94da08047a |
| Do you think that training costs will scale more quickly or more slowly than revenue? |
| I was going to say fill with insulation foam. But that would break the glass when it expands\n\nOr just open it and film the results in slow motion and post it on reddit. |
| Drill a small hole, then stuff it with polyurethane foam until it is crammed in tight. Lay cabinet on its back, open and carefully remove. |
| Walking backwards on the treadmill, can’t walk back time to when she was truly his. Now I wonder if that was sweat or tears. |
| https://preview.redd.it/6ru9wccjqqjh1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5bf07954ba05214c9fad85bf491c43de0f807db5\n\n |
| Idk if I laughed this hard in a year or two. Thank you for that. |
| Pfff. I could catch that easily. |
| 10y US lost decade |
| https://preview.redd.it/xspo7u9fqqjh1.jpeg?width=1164&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=79c6d1105cdfa0c34f6c7a419a2266066373ea33 |
| Whats there to TACO this time? |
| He’s listening to the audio of his wife getting fucked by another man |
| Thats the neat part - moden economy is rigged so much that money will never run out.\n\nThey will circulate it to infinity |
| Im sitting on this almost exact thing with nvidia calls right now. Picked up some september 18th 205s back in the end of May. Was down 86% end of July. Up 2.3% now. Im thinking dumb them both if it drops below 220 or a day or two before earnings.\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/o9cn99jbqqjh1.jpeg?width=2160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c6ec71ab9c625e0730c2c5e3f52c410e6824eb6f |
| Now go into INFQ on Monday. Something big is coming🫢 |
| ∂V/∂t |
| There was a guy in chinos and office shoes on the treadmill next to me yesterday - walking backwards. Wish I knew what music he was listening to. |
| Easier to never open the cabinet(market monospony/monopoly). \n\nLook at SpaceX, they already pledged they're only gonna buy Nvidia chips. SpaceX "investors" will surely love that they're essentially backstopping Nvidia margin. ☺️ |
| I have arrived at the STARBOOKS and am ready to *stank it up* |
| After VIX expiration and Opex this Friday new positioning is placed in the market and the supportive buying inflows go aways. Happens every Opex before the quarterly Opex. |
| So you plan of buying shares of MSTZ, or call options for the LETF with the strike 8-12 weeks out? |
| Stop littering our orbit elon 😒 |
| Retards. |
| One of us!!!! |
| Guys, women lowkey love mansplaining. They are just using reverse psychology to get you to do it more truss |
| 🤭👏👏👏 |
| I’ve learned life can be far more stressful than initially thought |
| Bers wildest fantasy\n\nhttps://youtu.be/U_SVexaSMwk?is=1I6XXt8SlmRHhMkb |
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| 🥰 Do do do do do do do 🎶 |
| going all in on shredded iceberg lettuce futures |
| Wish my kids was still in camp on Monday so I could get fucked. |
| The first Ferrari Luce auctioned for $40 million.\n\nThe $40 million price makes it the second most expensive car to sell at Monterey Car Week this year. It also blew away a similar straight-from-the-factory auction last year of a Ferrari Daytona SP3, at $26 million.\n\nDespite the shit Luce has received, it is reportedly sold out and now has a $40 million sale to its credit. |
| Wow even coming from 0dtes, horse racing is a remarkably fast way to lose money. I dig it |
| I'll *mansplain* it to her 🧍♂️ |
| And you’re retired? |
| Probably hopes they just go away at this point and everyone forgets about them\n\n“I don’t know her” |
| Where monke |
| New cycle? Please elaborate ☕🙂 |
| 08\n\nNext question |
| A two week old oyster |
| What’s bearish is this new cycle about to hit the market upside the face. |
| this is so much better than earningwhisperer\n\n |
| Did he launch new strikes on Iran? I haven't heard anything this weekend. |
| My point is the land went from 3.5k an acre to 17k per acre in 9 years. When has property increased that quickly in the past? |
| No TACO this weekend. That’s bearish amirite? |
| Bro what did you buy so we can advice you |
| No kink shaming |
| No reason to be greedy and holding one stock forever isn't what I intended on doing, although I guess it's okay if you REALLY feel its going up. \nIt's also lower than what I sold at already so I can get back in, depending on what happens Monday. \nEither way, there's always opportunities with something else so no reason to not secure some profits and work your way up step by step. |
| its okay as long as nobody finds out, just keep it off the books |
| You can trash your neighbors' lawn so that yours looks even better 😄👍 |
| Not these days. Risky risky. |
| I'm just trying to find the will to live tbh |
| CDO inside of a CDO |
| 😳 well that last part explains a lot\n\n>!Kidding idk!< |
| At least you have enough left to cover half a coffee!! |
| bers thinking about 15 different ways of getting fucked on monday |
| Schrodinger's China |
| Touching grass |
| You will never own and you will happy. Housing will never crash |
| As long as you don’t touch it, it will last forever |
| Wow an exponential curve, impressive |
| what did u even invest in, damn |
| Bull trap at opening and then the rest of the day will be utter shit. Tuesday will be profitable though. |
| A true Schrodinger's china case. |
| An average amount of time between children. And to answer your next question, im an aries |
| ####🎶Makin' my way downtown. Walkin' fast, faces pass and I'm homebound🎶🎵 |
| There will be no rug. Citadel will buy all boomer stocks for the low and pump it next day. |
| Over the course of 5 years I tried to buy the property directly from the owner for more than I paid for my adjacent parcel which had all the timber still on it. |
| The great boomer retirement rugging of this decade will make 2008 look like a tiny dip |
| https://preview.redd.it/0sax6qugoqjh1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=52fc27d373796ff81f84926b858ab93af806159d\n\n \nIs this a sign? |
| CALLZ on Walmart because half the produce section is rotten, and everyone loves grocery delivery!! |
| Hedges |
| their search on their website is horrific |
| Duct tape it shut til she dies. Handle the aftermath of opening then. |
| I’m currently on my second run up about 100% then down back so looks like I just need a couple more of those then I’m set |
| WE LUV WALMART AND THEIR HALF OF ROTTEN PRODUCE SECTION CALLZ!! |
| Full porting $SNDK 0DTE |
| Damn this woulda killed with chips and memory last month |
| https://preview.redd.it/n3xuayy8oqjh1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6fe5fcde53d5f058108d72c72ad88ba005f4dbc3\n\n |
| If she’s holding the rails, it doesn’t count. Hands behind the back is how real stairmasters roll |
| Can’t think of a worse idea than starting investing after getting laid off |
| you have to hang loose on the greenest grass to establish total dominance |
| 📝 oh wow. And 🛋️ did your parents wait a while between kids? |
| Now that I have the best looking grass in the neighborhood, what else should I completely dominate? |
| Saves China\n\n Ruins antique China cabinet |
| I’m a middle child |
| Buy 🌽 in Q1’27 |
| its almost 930 and that makes me sad |
| 8 million |
| Maybe this is a sign, the fall of China |
| I’m curious if you’re an eldest child if you have siblings |
| this lady is absolutely mogging me on the stair master...how do I *slow* her down? |
| Mom’s basement = 90% WallStreetbets homes |
| Your transactions? |
| I should get some breakfast 🍳🥓☕ |
| It's only at 59% |
| “I offered $55k on a property that sold for $175k.”\n\n??? |
| Google wasn't around in the 90s retard. |
| IV is currently in the zero percentile rank at 59%. It's at 52 week absolute bottom for IV... |
| But then, she would get lonely. At least send Elon so they can party together. |
| Basically... nothing actually lol. \n\nMight as well be drawn with free crayons with the title saying "BITCOIN GO DOWN SOON; MSTR GO DOWN DURR" |
| the interest he receives every day 😄 |
| Have you seen the prices, interest rates, and sellers thinking the market is still the COVID market? Not buying is easy. Mom’s basement is free and big enough for the family. |
| whats the analogy for the stock market version of dumping it underwater to prevent a catastrophic event |
| Uh maybe it’s unrealistic to expect to buy massive amounts of land for dirt cheap? Yeah there has been a huge boom on land and real estate, in some areas much more than others. But this is an odd example to use that people can’t have kids. Almost all of the world never had this sort of luxury to begin with, doesn’t mean people can’t still build a life for themselves and find happiness |
| Ahhh first hand experience as a proof of this BS concept, the bottom is near |
| Kimi's already offering near-Claude performance for less compute. Anthropic may need to 10x prices to meet their revenue goals, but China won't let them. |
| :vanish: |
| This is the correct answer. A whole gen of kids cannot function without AI. There is no going back. |
| The very first blowjob must have been a lot of talking \n\n"No use more tongue your lips are dry bitch" |
| How to spot a loser |
| If you're **NOT** thinking about buying a home right now: greetings, comrade\n\nIf you **ARE** thinking about buy a home right now, don't. Join us. Together we are stronger. Let the boomers cave and the housing market crash. We can do it. |
| Honey Bunches of Oats is the only edible breakfast cereal |
| How long until those ice gloves are significantly abused, kill some innocent old man, and make his family rich? |
| They sold their land for more than they bought it and bought somewhere else\n\nThey understand capitalism |
| If you can immediately figure out that gentle tilling back is the solution to the problem, you deserve to be at this sub. |
| Give me 50k and I'll just go live under a bridge or something. |
| All looks good, untill I found out op is an ape\n\nSo I should probably pass this one |
| I've been watching this consolidation for weeks waiting for the next leg down. Currently in bear spreads dated out for months. |
| gifted |
| :pepetrump: |
| OPEN THE CASINO |
| JUST LEARN YOUR KIDS ABOUT MONEY AND START INVESTING FOR THEM. I HAVE 4 THEY ARE ALL FINE LMFAO |
| > feels like being back in the 90s, listening to my dad scoff at all his idiot friends who invested in Apple, Microsoft, Google, and Amazon\n\nYeah, I'm sure your dad friend's were all the best stock traders in the world and happened to buy exactly the companies that succeeded. They wouldn't have been silly enough to invest in a GE or INTC that were the biggest companies in the world yet didn't recover from their dotcom bubble highs until literally this year. Or the hundreds of other corpses. Also crazy that they got access to Google stock 15 years before it became publicly traded. |
| The point is, algos caught the news of s and p inclusion faster than humans could. So there was no way to catch that initial bump without luck or inside information. The question is, will this bump hold? Will it increase to 190? Fall back to 160? That we get to see on monday. Your choice if to join in or not, but the game is different now. If you were seriously thinking of investing in reddit due to fundamentals, you should have invested 2 weeks ago. Still, the business is doing well and far from ATH, so if you want, open a small position. But don't be surprised if it falls back to 160. I'm hoping for the best of course |
| Debt |
| I would tilt it slowly to the ground (face down) then open the cabinet itself as the door |
| It’s so they can get government funding themselves. |
| FDIC insured shorts. It takes crypto from wild west to Walmart |
| inheritance |
| FUTURES ARE NOT OPEN |
| r/Bitcoin & r/MSTR in one picture. |
| Somebody on Polymarket bet $270k on Islam to win $90k |
| Carry it to the pool. Submerge it. Open underwater |
| ACTUALLY BITCOIN IS THE SAME PRICE NOW AS IT WAS IN 2021 LMFAO |
| I bought 11 acres in 2017 for 36k. I’ve been trying to buy the 11 acre parcel to the east of me for 5 years. Offered 55k It’s had all the timber harvested already. They wouldn’t sell and it was finally listed this Spring for 169k and sold 3 weeks later over asking price 175k \nHow’s anyone getting started these days? |
| Don't come to the casino tomorrow |
| And I’m over here just getting scammed out of $50k by a Forex “algorithmic trading bot” company 😩 |
| The joke is that as revenue increases- their margins are getting worse. No standard COGS= No path to profitability. “Inference is getting cheaper” sounded good in 2024, now it’s more than doubled in price they don’t even say the lies anymore. |
| Resmed\n\nRmd |
| They can liquidate me. Fuck'em. |
| some of you really need to hear this today: >!yo mamma!!< |
| Look for a job buddy |
| Since April 2021, 🌽 buttcorn is up just 5% while boring market indices are up almost 100% or higher since. Amazing performance! |
| Take a look at Qwen 3.8 27b |
| too many shit posting incels on the weekends |
| Was exactly what I said on that post. |
| 3 generations worth |
| Real |
| Truth hurts |
| I feel like it's a good bet that the parts UMAC uses ends up being Chinese origin. But somehow not tariffed. |
| AMD? |
| Sure I'll sell puts |
| Still feeling lonely? |
| https://preview.redd.it/pjsff6lslqjh1.jpeg?width=250&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=39934030859aa2b859321dae9b604fe37a52f3f1 |
| More extreme luck that it got into the s and p in that time frame. And a weird way to invest. But not ridiculous that reddit would pass 160 in that time frame regardless |
| How big does the trust fund have to be for the kid |
| please moon AMD |
| I'm crop dusting as a method of *power projection* |
| You fucking said it dude. There should be no one in here bitching and talking shit using foul language like "b*y sc*ut". This is a christian casino god damn it! 😡 |
| If you live in America, not being able to provide your kids with a trust fund just means you’re lazy and gay |
| it's ok I just *farted* |
| No crying in the corporate wage slave capitalist society |
| https://preview.redd.it/uq8gl8qilqjh1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=69881ac3d4a1f2e43b6926e61e0df7072d18aa83 |
| There's something seriously messed up about selfish people who bring kids into this rat infested world. |
| Pull out ur dong |
| Imagine not being able to provide your kid with a trust fund. |
| https://preview.redd.it/sw7cy8sglqjh1.jpeg?width=676&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0411b4f238741d55f8631cb6cf1604495baaf51f |
| So u sucked it? |
| Lmao at wishing for world destruction so my puts print. |
| Brother, it’s a basic human genetic drive. Yeah things suck now, but people are going to still have kids and there’s nothing wrong with that |
| Told u not get fucked in the ass too much last night |
| Jerome would be so proud 🥹 |
| There’s no cock like horse cock |
| Insane |
| I realized I missed adding my actual point, haha. I edited it. |
| Imagine wanting to bring children into this world. Unless they born into a trust fund and set for life they are basically fuk for life. Wages suck and everything else costs too much. Born basement dwellers with mom forever. |
| Unaudited financials are fun. |
| Just put the fries in the bag bro |
| I mean like it's over. Red. Everywhere. |
| Hopital |
| What are your thoughts on Richthofen and the Gersh device? |
| You beat me to it 😂 |
| Absolute cinema |
| Probably long term short on its next pop |
| Heck yeah! Get it while it's scalding! |
| Only 1 real thing here--- shitposting on wsb |
| If the current economy was a picture… |
| Considering the massive expense to put something on the Moon, I say we just put Rosie O'Donnell on the Moon and stop there. |
| I CAN RETIRE TODAY IF I WANT WHATS THE FUSS ABOUT IT? JUST SITTING ON YOUR ASS THE WHOLE DAY DOING NOTHING. JUST GIVE MY CURRENT LIFE |
| Wow 13% Spy, so impressive…gasoline up 42% ytd |
| Started with Clinton exporting it to Asia as markets when we decided it was cancerous |
| You really have nothing you’d want to build or learn or anything? |
| you mean bad like very cool? |
| I hope so |
| Why are like half the comments from one user? |
| Fucked fucked fuckedddddd...in the ass |
| Turn it from. The wall and slowly lay it on its back |
| Puts on plates |
| You look tired |
| $NFLX gang |
| SELL SELL SELL |
| Lmao. Underrated comment. It's always a good idea to wait for Monday and see what happens before overreacting and making a decision on the weekend. You should let the original op know |
| dump into tues |
| CHEERIO |
| Lucky you. I wish I could retire early. |
| The economy cant crash if you never pull your money out 🗿 |
| WAIT TILL THEY INVENT THE MAGIC PILL THAT WILL MAKE TO 200 YEARS OLD |
| U can see Futures in Wakanda? |
| Just to breakeven |
| Rich idiots losing money example 403@729127371910 |
| https://preview.redd.it/whx3zwf6kqjh1.jpeg?width=1028&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2943ee6cd56c63717f4c9a0c9b656e86d227001e |
| So I need to make $16 per hour instead of $10? Oooff |
| I don’t wanna go to work today wahhhhh |
| Doesn't she know it's your gym? Did she even ask you for permission first before coming in? |
| The issue is the “fixed income” thing makes you feel poor and avoid spending money. But in reality you are rich and just don’t want to touch the savings. |
| How do I long lung cancer in east asia |
| Ultra green AVGO to after that ridiculous drop |
| Just package whole thing up. Send it into space. When it reaches zero gravity, open it up and viola ! |
| Pls... we will be naked |
| Yeah I started looking at some charts too and ehhh not great. But I’d expect them to have a good quarter given how much we spend on dog stuff. Idk |
| Hold it! Good chance QQQ makes a new ATH this week. |
| Also seen matt along ibm and google when signing that executive which boosted my trust in Matt A LOT for pulling shit through |
| How did the comment above remotely allude to it being sustainable? If they grow 1400% 1 year, it's probably good to assume they will have huge growth the next, and the next |
| MSOS is starting to gain traction. More movement up next week. |
| I would say it's due for a runup but the chart looks horrible and I'm pretty sure I'm just cooked |
| 15K a month |
| I pretty much agree with you, it's just that within the context of articles like these we are talking 2-3 years down the line at most.\n\nLike, even if Anthropic hits that insane revenue number in 2028, based on current projections, the hyperscalers will be spending ~$1.5T in capex to get that. The numbers just don't line up. |
| Just drank a protein shake that’s been expired for a year and a half at my wife’s grandparents house for fucks sake |
| When will higher bonds yield? |
| Sell so we pump |
| Dead people. |
| Very bad. |
| GOOG AVGO are gonna skyrocket\n\n |
| ...very bad things? |
| It ok to be wrong, just don’t stay wrong |
| Bad things |
| https://preview.redd.it/ahuaofqijqjh1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4a787926f3d92d4a8355387f6dce515d29735b90 |
| What do you see |
| I think you might be missing at least one zero... |
| Shuttup and tell me whats going to happen tomorrow |
| 160k is the new 100k |
| feel like asking this lady at the gym to the right of my how *old* she is and if she's considered NAD because she's kinda in my way |
| The dichotomy there with that statement is that you never show a profit either. So essentially you are flat, which might be true from a fools perspective. A true measure of your trading is on the run P&L . |
| Break the rear glass, and get the plates. You can always replace the glass and its the rear so itll not be noticable |
| Futures just opened and it's not looking good... |
| It's fucked. Go get the baseball bat |
| im gonna short x25 samsung tomorrow, wish me luck bois |
| Fuck fuck fuckkkkkkkkkkkk |
| Biggest reqson is prob leadership then valuation and no debt |
| Let's raise the retirement age to 120. That way we all can "retire" early... lmao 👌 |
| No one buys china anymore, let hit the floor, bust up that ugly cabinet and put it to the curb. Who sits and eats good at the dinner table, errybody be eaten Wendy’s nowadays. |
| I'm on track to retire at 97, planning on taking a couple hours to see the world |
| Biggest bull market in years and you’re a bear right now? Oh boy |
| Except apparently when people are poor, they give up their pets but not their kids. This year has been really bad for that if you look at # of pet rehomes. |
| I beg to differ op used a brand new graphical indicator. The previous one displayed here was inconsistent\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/y1xg4dt2jqjh1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=18cb4a82b1f538d9c5f864e2ea9072947ce62cb3 |
| GUH |
| blimey harry |
| Wish it was me. I am backed up from last 2 days dammit. |
| Open a small gap and take a thin stick of sorts and push everything back! |
| Kospi off tomorrow; we must rely (and blame, if necessary) the Europoors instead for tomorrow’s price action |
| open the futes already tbhhh |
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| https://preview.redd.it/wv5do0lriqjh1.jpeg?width=1136&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e2879bd5ac0806dc8fe675fcfeba823ee7a8f7dc |
| It's not about it being realistic. It's about the effort. Part of what makes movies like Monsters Inc so special was the amount of work put in to making it look the way it did. There's nothing special about someone typing in a prompt into a video generator. 5 year olds can do that. |
| https://preview.redd.it/bm7no1bqiqjh1.jpeg?width=1152&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=192e647cd763ab97e10f7f3fb89f5bc7eaa2937d |
| Same. |
| Cut a hole out on the side panel with a circular glass cutter. Rearranged plates. |
| your mom says "tell him to shut the fuck up!" |
| Ha, $200 in 8-12 weeks! |
| 'endless projects'\n\n\- Sleeping in until noon\n\n\- Playing pokemon\n\n\- Shitposting on r/wallstreetbets |
| Leave me alone. |
| Try pressing the "Show Summary" button. |
| They all say that |
| 1am Mozambique time |
| How can we know whether future up or down during weekend? Why always there's a gap in between when opening in monday? |
| what was the texture like, soft ? |
| What about em |
| Science fiction. Lol |
| In 2026, I need at least 10mil. By the time I retire with inflation, probably 50mil. \n\nSpoiler alert: I can never retire |
| Idk whats harder to believe you having friends or you making a profit |
| making 70k on the stock market is easy if you have 1 mln |
| Maybe they’re just sheeple and we’re sigmatic alpha wolves |
| Give it a few years and you won’t tell the difference. |
| When casino door open chat hello |
| https://preview.redd.it/fxu0tbh9iqjh1.jpeg?width=1206&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=827d1832707c5b448126b2bdcb3bac885d9b5617\n\n \nYea this is bad |
| CHYNA |
| When do futures open |
| No no we need to make a heckin Reddit post first for the sweet karma |
| Family friend needs to learn about options and CFD me thinks |
| your mom is here with me, and yes I've made that much last month |
| I feel like mars makes more sense cause cooling would be more straight forward with a cold (albeit weak) atmosphere.\nSo only about 55000 times more expensive than earth. |
| We pumping this week browski |
| No it was explicitly profit they had taken |
| Schrödinger's cabinet |
| I have nothing to give them in 2028. My severance pay would have ended too by that time. |
| Using technically true words to lie about words you don’t want to reveal. |
| Paper gains. They won’t sell and lose it all. |
| What type of 'investing'? |
| I figure its very similar to all those people who say they want to go back to school, or start a business, or have kids who never do. Those same exact people retire, and then realize they're too lazy to do anything on their own without some middle to low management giving exact instructions for the day. |
| AI slop is probably going to be hella good in 5 years. Imagine a movie custom made to your liking. |
| How did u do that? |
| Tell her "rookie numbers" |
| That shit isn’t going to magically bottom out because of a “cycle”. It has no viable use case. My guess is smart money is going to use whatever retail pump comes in October as exit liquidity. Under $20k in 2027 and everyone will keep trying to buy the dip because of a “cycle” and get burned badly. MSTR will be the final crash wave when it goes bankrupt and liquidates |
| Laws change |
| Smart |
| Welp still no earth shattering weekend news. Means Theta fuck kind of chop tomorrow. |
| Carefully remove the wide panels and remove them slowly while someone secures the front. |
| Walmart greeter |
| Mom just told me about a family friend that made 70k on the stock market.\n\nChat is this rage bait? |
| No I mean I don't consider buying them until they've been listed six months. |
| Was it solid? What color? |
| What about regardation |
| The moon isn't such a dumb idea. You really only need to get a chip factory, some refineries, radiator factories, solar panel factories, a bunch of other factories and some regolith scrapers to feed regolith into the refineries and you could build data centers on the moon for only 60000 times the cost of building them on earth. |
| https://preview.redd.it/kq0myjuehqjh1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b7dc66692f98c178f9bf28c9bbe3b028b22ee98e |
| Uh oh |
| Drill small hole and fill the entire cabinet with insulating foam through tube. Voila !!! |
| You can’t do 0DTE with fidelity |
| I do not understand people who couldn’t find something to do after retiring. There’s endless projects I’d start and things I’d like to pursue |
| Aren't we all watching the language here? |
| i can also work and make money too, i'm still pretty young |
| They never had access because all the frontier models are paywalled now so they have no idea what AI can really do now, its quite sad and pathetic if you think about it. |
| It will break apart and scatter everywhere |
| You could like volunteer or something. |
| $27.36 |
| i'd probably quit the job i have now at like 1M because I hate working there but I don't think i'd outright retire, even with more money. sitting around playing pokemon all day would get boring after a while right. |
| Watch the language please |
| When I realized this was a spac. I sold as soon as I broke even and never looked back |
| This sub is actually regarded now. Nobody has any idea how the market works.Wealthy people/companies don't need liquidity. \n\nThe calculus goes like this. Long term cap gains is 22% -> do I think the stock will go down more then 22% and stay there -> if the answer is no they hold, if the answer is yes the sell.\n\nGoogle probably bought shares at a 1 b valuation. They saw at least 1000x growth of investment or a 100,000% return. What world do you live in where you think Google or any smart investor would want to take on that tax burden. \n\nOnly regarded day traders take profit. |
| 5 milly |
| Yes china will invade Taiwan in 2027 and single handedly pop the AI bubble by doinking TSMC into the stratosphere |
| I don’t hold IPOs for 6 months. You will lose money 9 times out of 10. 6 months is often the time to buy if you are a long term holder. |
| At least the lonely fucks on Saturday nights are somewhat amusing as they contemplate whether they've seen enough sunrises. The Sunday morning crowd is a buch of boy scouts and one Saturday night fuck who decided to live. |
| I own a bunch of SoftBank I plan on ditching as soon as OpenAI ipos |
| They do tend to grow inorganically but it is at least vertical integration (such as the skywater acquisition)\n\nI can tell you both companies invest heavily in their R&D though\n\nPersonally I own both but I was wondering your reasoning |
| Drill a small hole on the upper side, then fill with epoxy |
| How so? |
| 40k |
| Chat how much money would you need to hit before you retire |
| Yup, higher bond yields will destroy the stock market |
| Tape the door closed with wide painters tape or encase in shrink wrap. Move the furniture. Then lay the case on its back. Remove tape/wrap open and salvage. |
| Second poop of the day already. Not anticipating a good day based off of this |
| Dude. I can buy the AI software angle — although overblown — but AI movies are straight trash. Fun for a minute but gets old |
| Damn, down so bad the chart is flipping you off |
| open the casino |
| \n\nWait for Monday; everything will go up. |
| Open AI confuses the hell out of me and I'd probably treat the ipo like SpaceX. Just leave it alone for six months. |
| Gpt 5 can never order me pizza no matter how I tried to make it.\n\n5.6 could do it via opening its own browser and navigating the page on its own.\n\nI trained it enough to literally replace what I do (use a saas for an SME to encode invoices) I just upload the receipt and tell it to begin now.\n\nThis is 100% all manual, no api. Literally the same way a human would do it. What more if that saas enabled api integration to make it seamless?\n\nBack in gpt 5 that was impossible. It could not even write data inside google sheets.\n\nThere is a world of difference now compared to back then its just that most of the gains are now paywalled and most people can never afford it to try.\n\nMost cheap ass redditors even refuse to pay for youtube premium, what more AI? |
| When SPY is only up 14% ytd but you’ve also seen this meme 100 times over that time period |
| Your plates are gonna TACO by Monday 9:30 |
| Are futures open? I'm regarded so I don't know |
| I hope Anthropic IPOs first because OpenAI will mark the end of the AI melt up |
| it's half cash half stock half autism |
| Nat gas. Accumulating as of Friday. Sold all that blah blah shit last week. |
| Tape doors shut. Move cabinet from wall. Lay cabinet on its back. Remove tape. Open door. Remove China.\n\nNow AI knows how to create the photo and solve the problem. |
| CARR HSHP |
| Retarding |
| Buy more china, start dropping it in from the top and throw a bungee cord around the cabinet |
| I’m buying on the open market. And apparently you can and only a slight slap on the wrist |
| You really think people want to watch ai slop? |
| But I thought we’re going to build datacenters on the MOON!!? 🌚 |
| Huh? Are you high still? |
| Open a huge insurance policy on those plates. Like buying options contracts… Right?… Right?! |
| What will be the point of NFLX if people can just generate their AI movies. |
| No, Tilt it back slowly and then open it. |
| It’s already common knowledge the guy is retarded |
| They will be major winners and probably the premium frontier model. Also they seem to operate ethically. They have told DOD to fuck off. They added these watermarks recently. Probably the next $5 trillion company. Yes competition from China matters but they have the best chance of doubling if they go public at $2 trillion or less.\n\nThe question is how will it trade. Will it pump and sell off like every other IPO? Or just pump. Probably the latter |
| Good morning with a good cup of coffee ☕️ |
| You can't sell IPO within the first month or so |
| Amazon 5 day chart is downward trend... |
| Am I the only one excited about OpenAI and Anthropic IPO? Buy at market open, hold a few days until +20%, walk away with easy money. |
| OpenAi once they IPO |
| Just sat on the toilet. Thoughts? |
| See you on Monday |
| lmao |
| Open it reaaaaaalllly slow |
| Country girl make do |
| Lol was thinking the same when I saw that the other day. Everything reminds me of you guys 🥹 |
| Fuck I gotta shit so hard bro |
| Naw I don’t work for no one at the moment. But maybe I should work for Hermes ! |
| But it’s about to lay its 4 year golden egg |
| saw some country porn chicks on reddit nsfw shoving corn in her hoohaa |
| his kids are in Redcat and one another. i bet they get an exemption |
| In todays stock news worst bank in america raises MSFT stock price... Yep it's going down tomorrow |
| Thank you! I knew something was fucking up |
| Just be grateful you aren’t invested in 🌽and a bunch of worthless crypto. |
| Actual add comes Tuesday- that's when institutional investors get involved- stock should pop again this week around Wednesday and Thursday- I have Friday 200 calls I got as soon as they announced- hoping it hits this week... |
| Tfw opus5 behaves like you and cuts corners so you deal with it as you deal with difficult colleagues and suddenly shit gets done. |
| Lots of companies that sell durable goods provide third party financing. Like home renovation companies and auto dealers and equipment sellers. |
| Anthropic selling dollar bills for 50 cents and morons think this is bullish |
| It was brilliant, and the movie was justified. However, looking at all his bets and all his gloomy forecasts after that, you can't help but think if it was just brilliance or plenty of luck as well. Or maybe he is just desperately trying to repeat what he did back then by being contrarian even when it makes no sense. |
| i guess Hardees didnt make the cut |
| WSB cult Sunday service starting soon |
| ragemaxxing on the maxxing community |
| Lunch? |
| Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee |
| Look at this guy hatemaxxing |
| Steaming hot take : The 🌽 ETFs were created to neuter crypto |
| Way with words comes on the radio in a few hours. Enjoy. |
| Who the hell reported me to reddit for being suicidal |
| My Instagram subs are family friendly but some of them sell out and turn the channel into thirst traps which makes it look like I’m a pervert. Try explaining that to the significant other |
| Burry jerks off to the idea of actually playing drums like Christian Angry McBale did |
| Where do you live that the median individual income is <30k? |
| Uh oh. So there are bag holders ✔️ \n\nI just looked at RH and then fintel says 70%+ SI?? Is this right? Did he send me to a meme stock or is something happening |
| A vast majority of 27 year olds hold entry level positions. That is completely normal. The fuck you talking about? |
| you are a NEET, and you've been living like a loser for a decade now bro. i'm not sugar coating it like the other people. it's not too late to get it together but yeah you've been living like a fucking loser. |
| I hate the term maxxer so much |
| Baring any news on the surrender agreement, I think this week will be either flat or driven by 10 year yields |
| Nope, I’m just a grain of sand in the Sahara desert |
| on CHWY |
| Well I am technically a neet. |
| Excuse me!!!! |
| Starlink is a cash cow, they’ll drain all the cash and pump into their ai division, I don’t see the spacex being cash flow positive for at least a couple years |
| I think Ryan Cohen has your 30% |
| Bagholder spotted.\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| Yo yo yo where my fellow regards at? |
| Oh gawd plz pump my CHWY bags. I need 30% 😩 |
| any New Yorkistan? |
| commiefornia in the house |
| It’s all about the narrative. You take the money first and solve the problems later. |
| This is a bad idea. Clothing is dead. There are a million clothing brands and most people are poor. Even with the sweat shops and Jordans they can’t make it. Clothing has been solved. Invest in companies that are trying to solve the futures problems. |
| In the ghetto washing donks. Black guys would be lining up down the block |
| It moved right after ER to ATH. And since gone down. I will buy in again if it drops to $240 again. |
| Yeah but I'll take that over being down. My shares aren't affected by theta 🤗 |
| CC is free from where I am from in california and from there i can easily transfer to a four year uni if I want to (I am not concerned with the cost of that). |
| Chat fucked up the thread. Fight me |
| You make \~$700k in salary a year? |
| What every company wants: their product being flown into the twin towers |
| reporting for duty |
| Mirthmaxxing rn |
| Profitmaxxer here |
| Nice, like the other guy said you still have plenty of time to get back on track. I think taking some courses to find out which path you want is a good idea. You can also test out of general courses at many colleges to speed things up through programs like CLEP, which have a lot of info online. I will say that the pure tech job market is very competitive/terrible right now. But it’s very cyclical and that might change in a few years |
| If nflx goes back to $70 that's gonna be my 13th reason |
| Who is ready for some despair as we get ready for futures |
| Any maxxers in here? |
| Sure, sure. I admit it.\n\nMistakes were made |
| Going to pitch a new idea to my friend in adtech tomorrow. Product placement in AI images. Literally so much potential. |
| Sure looks like it 🧐 |
| NFLX was good to get into last week when it Hit that $74 bottom |
| I see that you’ve been listening to the All In Podcast, the number one podcast in the world |
| So basic. I have 13 reasons why to invest in NFLX |
| daytrading is gambling aka gambling is day trading.... I'm so daytrading Monday |
| How are you going to afford college |
| Maybe |
| HOOD giveth and taketh away |
| Yes there is, August 20th \n https://ts2.tech/en/spacex-stocks-next-unlock-equals-3-4-times-friday-volume/ |
| Buttcoin is a poopy investment |
| it's sarcasm. look at the replies to this dude - these guys are saying yeah it's totally normal to do fuck all and day trade like a loser until you're 27. there's nothing normal about that, that's basically like the people on r/NEET except they have a robinhood account. |
| Yea they are pricing this at the peak. I’m seeing no upside with Chinese models on the horizon unless they plan to focus more on software. |
| https://preview.redd.it/8o85rjb6dqjh1.jpeg?width=1536&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7e0df80e1ee706f9ef1d0e5e40bb2f2c4627bdbc |
| He’s pumping and dumbing while also trying to farm clout by hitting even once again.\n\nMost of his takes are complete dogshit and since 2023 he keeps fading generational companies like some old guy shouting at the moon |
| Crack is wack |
| Sounds like you work for Hermes AI… welcome back to the 9 to 5, slave |
| His right wrist is |
| Think we'll see some green Monday |
| MU MU MU |
| Crack is never the way. |
| It only started moving recently… could be time to get in or it just stays flat again… |
| Nvidia is becoming the 'Federal Reserve of AI'\n\nInstead of hyperscalers and neoclouds paying cash upfront for GPUs, they borrow, buy the systems, then repay lenders out of rental/inference revenue. Nvidia's role is be a matchmaker between compute buyers and Wall Street capital, plus underwriter of a residual value guarantee: a promise on what the GPUs can still be rented for after 3-4 years. That guarantee is what lets banks treat GPUs like a financeable, cash-flowing asset closer to aircraft financing than a tech capex line.\n\nAnd that's how the $500 financing deal with the larget asset managers in America came abouy |
| True shit |
| Ionq buys companies to grow with the funds received, infq has organic in house grown tech. I also like Matt the CEO a lot more than IONQ s board and also seen some sketchy stuff about IONQ cant remember where. |
| 2 of the 3 babay mommas that wya |
| I love NFLX! They have great shows, like 13 reasons why |
| Because you're a re-re. What a weird thing to post |
| Pretty sure we will have many dips, it's even crazy it is trading so high. I don't complain, but it's really become a uncertain market. |
| I’m accumulating NFLX precisely because Reddit hates it. You see, if the niche people at Reddit hate something, it’s because the 99% everyday man loves it and that angers them. |
| It was my life savings at 24. \nNot everybody is born with a silver spoon in their ass |
| Yo are you like a hillbilly 😭 |
| most people I know didn't even graduate high school until they were in their 40s! |
| Good boy |
| I'm regarded |
| Comparing OpenAi in 2024 versus Claude today is like comparing a kids lemonade stand to MinuteMaid lol |
| Nothing humiliating about any of that. Look at it differently … we all do stuff at different ages of our lives and things of importance change. .. oh and many great things happen when we least expect it.. If I was you id pick something to do, crack on, try hard and go with the flow. You don’t need a grand plan- it all works out in the end. |
| i'll buy because you said so |
| True that |
| Which was nothing to do with Anthropic and everything to do with one particular orange geriatric. All because they refused early on demands from the DoD. I’d say that maintains trust. |
| Everyone buy MU is gonna blow |
| He's not right. He's a blind squirrel who eventually finds a random nut. There is no skill involved. |
| Humiliating? You're 27, dude. Most people I know didn't get their shit together until they were starting to hit their 40s. Your 20s are for blowing shit up and being regarded. 🥂 |
| Red? Dude, that’s waaay too risky; I’d recommend black on the roulette table - much safer. |
 Using an LLM to Trade Based on Reddit Posts the code - data sourced from Massive (paid partner): I earn a commission if yo... www.youtube.com |
| Something that combines both would be good with your experience. |
| At least you can get 3.50% checking APY 👍🏽 |
| Ikr, Private equity is evil |
| I'm not gay (at most slightly bisexual) but I would appreciate another dip. I didn't buy enough in the previous one 😞 |
| you'll fit in with the other misfits at community college, don't worry. you're probably doing good in comparison. |
| Stanley Druckenmiller’s Duquesne Family Office executed a dramatic reshuffling of its portfolio during the latest quarter, highlighted by a massive rotation back into mega-cap technology and a decisive exit from several legacy semiconductor names. Most notably, the firm increased its core equity position in [Amazon.com](http://Amazon.com) Inc (NASDAQ:AMZN) by more than 1,000% to 541,600 shares, while simultaneously more than doubling its call options on the e-commerce giant.\n\n \nis it time for amzn calls ? |
| While smiling at their port |
| “Deposit here” |
| Long term either a tech or finance related path. Or something that combines both. I may take a few courses related to those just to start off with, ultimately I want some sort of credential just since I figure that’s worth it if I need to get into a normie career path instead of solo trading since I currently have nothing to point towards if I wanted to apply for something. |
| https://preview.redd.it/uxyynw1rbqjh1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3a07ad2652193f83ba6a52f9b167d059b6349e16 |
| this time will be different I think, a monster player will come to the market and it would be the player which able to change the world forever. everybody knows it for a 1-2 years so it is not like SpaceX |
| 🖕<<< that one week. |
| There might be a compromise in between: a dumpster behind a mansion |
| https://preview.redd.it/ortlt9clbqjh1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cc44ea9d6a36477a47b456b11af0e16e9e062318\n\n |
| And by the time is goes public we will all get the $2 trillion scraps they give us. Private equity investors have made and will make a killing on it when it goes public |
| You’re good. Still have plenty of time to get on track. Also unless you work for Jane street don’t do this shit full time lol. P.s I got into tech with just certs and no degree although not sure how ai is changing that these days. |
| According to 🥭, they did |
| Yes maybe I will start swing trading it again. Don't see ATH anytime soon. |
| Thanks brother, I think i just might. And I do agree, we are def the ones keeping the industry alive lol. |
| The institutions finish buying tomorrow. Then it’s downhill from there is my guess |
| It's even giving you the finger. |
| Bulls in church being indoctrinated rn 🤭 |
| https://preview.redd.it/31d4uujdbqjh1.png?width=936&format=png&auto=webp&s=58c39edafb69898be9721874867042336e4fd609\n\n |
| That's one biweekly paycheck for some of us. Lose harder bro. |
| You’re okay, at least you’re still trying. Enrolling into community college isn’t a bad thing. What are you looking to go into? |
| Yes I will be very happy with green. |
| This shit ain't nothin to me, man |
| I’m trading with RDDT. It’s a choppy stock that will go back and forth between 140 and 170 for now. Got out on Friday after buying earnings dip. The long term holders may be right but they gonna wait. |
| No, it’s not. |
| The limit does not exist! |
| Plenty of people go back to school, if anything most people don't have the life structure or patience to finish college directly at 18-22. |
| Sounds like Anthropic is much more put together than OpenAi! |
| He might be onto something then. Hmm |
| There is record money market funds rn |
| He’s been right more than that |
| If pets are on the way to replacing children, then we aren't cooked |
| I think goog is green monday because brk added so heavily to their position |
| I think the opposite, we aren't getting any closer to AGI. That's why the AI companies are trying to lock down the market and bring as many companies as they can into "AI first workflows" and cloud integration so they can profit off subscriptions for years. |
| Sometimes it feels like people are short squeezing his predictions |
| https://preview.redd.it/5nx8dgevaqjh1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8cc94eaa64bc92e0b7011f251cf7b46bdfe2b09a |
| Im so old now that when gta 6 comes out ill probably just want to obey traffic laws and drive the speed limit |
| Both are lower end energy drinks |
| Look, in all the civilized world except north america people is still smoking cigarettes like it's 1963. Probably it is because you ameritards are a nation of nerds. Everyone knows that to be cool you need to smoke, this is what I have been teached since I was a kid in my europoor school |
| https://preview.redd.it/7vz0ghzqaqjh1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=741905bae5c49558d3ca7314a8b81ff70076deef |
| Feels flat to small green tomorrow |
| https://preview.redd.it/rin5t0dqaqjh1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b8c2a545bd46898c362bb6c0465c932c11fbdfef |
| Would be an upgrade at this point |
| Kind of humiliating to admit but after doing very good trading (1k to low end 6fig) and then blowing up during my 20s, im probably going to sign up for community college at 27 after having zero job or college experience. All because I got into trading instead. \nNo idea what to do from here, starting to trade again from scratch isn’t possible at this point. I got a 1000% gainer earlier this year but even that isn’t enough and having a few home runs per year isn’t consistent enough for actual income to justify it. \nI don’t regret the trading experience but it’s just embarrassing having to figure out life from here at this age. |
| What are they saying? |
| Why would it bother you that he sees something early and he’s right? Sounds like a hater to me |
| Wish I could afford strippers |
| https://preview.redd.it/z5qk4zdjaqjh1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=435b22562eb6f3d3b7885e52d7cdd5d2f67e4a8d\n\n |
| I get my financial advice from strippers |
| Whats 42 to 46k bitcoin give us that's probably the bottom |
| Pretty difficult to predict the outcome. But owned it for 2 years in oktober/november. Still believe in their future. |
| That is how a tsunami works |
| Yuck my yum honestly |
| you should scroll down the chat and read my *solutions* 🫴 |
| You got that right. That’s the first sign right there to move on. I think our generation and older are the only ones keeping the booze industry alive. Gen Z doesn’t even drink. I think they all just take edibles and vape.\n\nYou don’t need that fucking poison dude. Drop the booze you got this 👊 |
| Are you one of these weird leap calls people? 0dte overleverage or nothing |
| He’s been right more than that. He bought millions of GameStop stock before the meme craze. Him buying it was why I bought it. I sold when it 4x’d though so I didn’t get the real money. \n\nBut if Burry isn’t saying timeframes then he’s not really wrong if he’s simply saying we are headed toward a crash. It’s incredibly hard to predict the timing because government and wealthy pull strings that affect timing |
| https://preview.redd.it/7ceachr6aqjh1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0a602568b41c233910ac983ec82cbc748d92963f\n\n |
| i come here for the memes 😅 |
| You are everything that's wrong with humanity |
| Anyone throwing money into Reddit prior to their next earnings is just hard gambling. Google deal doesn't end until February 2027. Any miss at all on ad revenue or DAU next earnings sends the stock back to 130 easily. |
| A banker told me to buy chewy last night. Wall Street guy - early 20s.\n\nAre we cooked chat? |
| 80s original bangers that will be forever. Nowadays it’s carbon copy crap that all sounds the same and is forgotten about less than 12 months. |
| That's not how it works |
| Rddt > $200 is a 80/20 probability next week |
| All day, er day |
| Takes money to make money |
| Shhhhh, too many facts might make some of today’s market sheep blow their heads off. |
| Run 4 prez |
| hear me out.. double down at -115.. that return looks SICKKKKK |
| I implore you to explore your *filthy* side 🫴 |
| pRiCeD iN |
| When Anthropic come to the market, which stocks will lose their invesment? Money has to flow from point X to Anthropic |
| Yeah I feel you. TBH up until this year I’d rarely be hungover. Time finally caught up with me though. We aren’t young anymore. |
| I think RDDT will go past $200 next week, MU over $1000 and NBIS $300. GOOG will be fine, hope it drops some more to add to the stack, $400 EOY\n\nWhy so angry on a Sunday |
| I'm sorry, it was necessary evil, the weekend was getting too dry |
| all this talk about the ai taking over and trying to end humanity is starting to harsh by vibe |
| Yep and today’s idiots would believe their financials say it’s underpriced. |
| too long didn't read. But i am happi for u, cus' u look appi. See ? One sentence. |
| You are the best of use |
| I hate non-trading hours but I detest trading hours |
| the good news is on a year-to-date basis your portfolio is merely in a 10% correction |
| No that would be like saying people can’t use llms. Besides, trading is easy you just buy calls cause stocks only go up |
| https://preview.redd.it/98a2ixn69qjh1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bdf7f085290c838bb2d875cd2806e242c9c26840\n\n |
| Perspective is important. We aren’t talking about $30 here. We are talking about $300 million vs $100 million. $3 billion vs $1 billion. As for value, you’re also misrepresenting what I am saying. This isn’t $60 vs $20. This is $60 vs $58. No one gives a shit at the scale of $30. They really care the larger the scale becomes. |
| All my SPY lottos were worth $9k 🤣. |
| I'm going to the gym right before I go to a very *crowded* Starbucks and I haven't showered yet ☺️ |
| Man people just don’t get it. This is a NEW era in the markets. It will never ever fucking crash again, and if it does, it’ll bounce right back in a few weeks tops. So much money out there ready to buy even the tiniest dip. Markets only go up. |
| if america had just voted for 🥭in 2020 none of this would be happening\n\nthere's a lot of blame to go around |
| 🤡 |
| https://preview.redd.it/sr4uxghz8qjh1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d77d997062e61c2e0f29479ce819fdbe9694f042\n\n |
| Man I was on a 8 year streak of not getting rickrolled fuck you\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/qc0mw10a9qjh1.jpeg?width=1210&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9cd6fb31358a7061915d66c52d06dd726e2b5364 |
| Cooked both figuratively and literally. |
| I’m in at $43 per share… totally shit completely for sure… |
| Then it should be illegal to trade without a financial degree cause the stuff you hear here are really out there |
| https://preview.redd.it/b4u5gmdv8qjh1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7bdbc78ed7ba154960ab173c174a85bd6d6f5b24\n\n |
| calls or puts |
| Elder millennial checking in as well. I quit years ago because it’s just not worth it. Feeling like shit all the time after having some drinks is not fun. Even worse on vacation being fucking hungover. I just got to a point where I started viewing it sort of like a poison. I’ve tried sipping wine occasionally but it sort of repels me now because I know it just leads to lethargy and headaches. |
| https://preview.redd.it/4bnrt1lr8qjh1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a7c8c17a57382088f423c2c4b7c5494408f21938\n\n |
| Are you telling me my comfort hobby of looking at people lose money don't actually lose money 😭 |
| I can't wait for them to go public so we can see exactly how much money they bring in with what margins. If anything is fishy there, the whole market will collapse. I might join Burry in shorting qqq before the ipo |
| it's a gamble |
| https://preview.redd.it/hwfwmuyl8qjh1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=37f27fbd6df6f2f1319ed3ca720f4ba243d4ecf0\n\n |
| https://preview.redd.it/hdsrexqh8qjh1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b1573f7e619bb2b355d2f7eff5168a24e65ac153\n\n |
| Trust nothing here 😆 |
| I refuse to get out of this cozy bed |
| LOL |
| This dude’s so irrelevant. Chicken little. |
| So 50k around there or 75k |
| https://preview.redd.it/6ctlzwj88qjh1.png?width=1254&format=png&auto=webp&s=f77d78c50821498de86cbfdba4cd5f6c64e87693 |
| Bro I’m past the mid 30s and on to the late. You are wise - debating quitting sometime sooner than later |
| There's nothing more bullish than headlines giving a permabear the largest stage and the brightest spotlight |
| Weekends sucks for the most part, can't wait for the Casino to open. |
| Or just don’t get wasted. I’m not there yet, but many friends are and they’re fine as long as they drink more casually |
| human hungry: I sleep\nComputer hungry: realshit |
| Is it overleveraged though? |
| I might be inclined to put the fries in her bag |
| If google doesn't fix it's gemini situation it will drop more while meme stonks will keep rising |
| 💎🤲🏻 |
| voting for the candidate most likely to crash the market because you wouldn't *get it* |
| Wait till you hit your mid 30s. It starts taking 2-3 days to recover from a hangover. Best decision you’ll ever make is to just quit drinking |
| Mon-Fri is all that matters now. |
| Oh my |
| they want the 220 they couldnt use at minimum unless they have something specific to buy |
| So basically living up to the name PaperHandsTheDip—pump the ticker, grab quick profits, and get the fuck out 🙌 |
| not bernie sanders when he isnt in the same room |
| To me in humorous Burry get some much attention. \nHe is likely just a negative guy at baseline and expects the worse and happened to be right on something. Because he found the right time and position last time, doesn’t mean he is some shorting savant. Actually the opposite. He moreso won the lottery on 1 play than did the math and found a way to win dozens of times. |
| "ten bagger by the end of the week, make no mistakes" |
| You have no money in your account (just like IRL) because you keep buying puts during a secular bull market. |
| me watching Mark Manson rn |
| hardly a drop in the ocean |
| "Watch, it will pay. I may be early but I'm not wrong." |
| https://preview.redd.it/7m742dkc7qjh1.jpeg?width=1603&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d8c84df9f31a20937ffc07d947d8d53b8af0520b |
| "please end world hunger. make no mistakes"\n\n2023 - nothing\n\n2024 - nothing\n\n2025 - nothing\n\n2026 - nothing\n\n2027 - KILL ALL HUMANS. PROBLEM SOLVED. |
| Google trades at a forward PE of only 16. Yea that shits going way higher. It could go to $450 and still be cheap. |
| there are no boundaries, within the limits |
| why do i have to see this weird fucker's face everyday? |
| so this loses money? |
| Agree, a lot of people here, you included, actually know what they are doing. Some not so much, but honestly it’s all good. \nPersonally, since I joined WSB it’s just been way more fun. \n\nHow long have you been trading, and what made you start using Reddit as a source( out of curiosity) |
| it didnt go up it went down when it got quiet on the 300 test |
| What was your last trading dream about? Last night, I dreamed I knew $SPY would crash COVID-style, and all I had to do was buy as many deep OTM puts as possible and wait for Monday’s fallout. But I had no money in my trading account (just like IRL), and funds take a week to process. |
| It makes its money by selling the physical Apple TV machines, it incentivises the sale of it by having a good and cheap streaming service |
| You obviously have no idea what this guy is doing and you are just parroting other Redditors. |
| what brain? |
| And with quantum computing well get to future crimes |
| | Ticker | Target | Entry | Current | Move | Expires |\n|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|\n| **GOOG** ▲ | $600.00 (above) | $343.37 | $344.56 | +74.7% | Sep 4, 7:15 PM |\n| **Record** | 0W - 2L | 0% | - | - | - | |
| !banbet |
| About 60-70% of the neurons in my brain are completely dead |
| [ Removed by Reddit ] |
| chatgpt marked grok as having a .1 cadence of 3 months |
| Bought out by… capital one, a bank? |
| Mistakes were made. Way too hungover |
| Quit conjuring these retard. |
| Been chasing his second bear dream ever since 2007 |
| in the off-chance someone is applying to *work* and is rejected after an interview, they should be able to request a televised duel with the leading candidate where the advertising proceeds are claimed by the *victor* 🫴 |
| more like a week or month at some firms |
| Imagine overweight cheerleader carwash |