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| It's almost like those things are connected |
| Yeah. |
| Don’t worry, I’m two real people so it averages out. |
| Yeah, and it'll get even more fierce competition |
| Whelp Iran just hit US bases in Jordan. The carousel continues to go round and round |
| Their customers shorting to get their chips today but the money back from overpaying ;)\n\nLooks like it works. |
| Bruh IDGAF about what’s happening in the occupied West Bank, I care about my dead ass wiped broker acccounr Bank which is bombed like my name is Pearl Harbor for so fuckin long |
| i imagine you posting stuff like this in a cold sweat and panic selling at today's lows |
| fundamentals are for communists who like planned economies |
| Easy dub |
| We need you to sell so we can go back up |
| Why are you treating him like a prophet? |
| US CENT COMMAND: At 5:45 p.m. ET today, Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps forces launched multiple ballistic missiles from Iran in an attempted surprise attack on U.S. forces based in the Middle East. All Iranian missiles were successfully intercepted. U.S. forces remain vigilant and at a high state of readiness. |
| It looks like lady bugs will get a proper send off. |
| is it bullish for the health of the us economy if gm is losing marketshare in north america, europe, asia and south america yoy for the quarter ending june 2026 (yoy worlwide marketshare for 6m ending june 2026 down from to 6.3% from 6.7% a year earlier) \n\nis it bullish if ford is selling yoy for the first half 8% less vehicles (yoy for q2 2026 it is even 12% less)? |
| **BanBet Created** ▼ | **Record:** 0W - 1L\n\n| Ticker | Target | Entry | Move | Expires |\n|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|\n| **SPY** | $735.00 (below) | $740.91 | -0.8% | 23h 60m | |
| Iran just said fuck your calls. |
| Korea -10% tonight followed by US -20% on memory tomorrow |
| !banbet SPY $735 1d |
| missles maybe |
| wtf crude lmao |
| Man I was eyeing uso calls end of day. Should’ve bought |
| imagine driving or walking |
| Fuck my calls I guess |
| These are all nice but nothing revolutionary. Most of those examples are actually Apple being behind the competition and playing catch-up. \n\nI would argue Apple Silicon and their continued in-house chip development has had a far greater impact. On-device AI is really cool though. I hope more companies go that route even if Apple's foundation models were a pretty rough start |
| Iran and the US might both be telling the truth when they claim theyre talking... 🥭 always vague saying shit like "mediators". Both might be telling the truth, especially if the mediator is Oman. Woukd be hilarious if Iran has puts lmao. |
| what happened my oil long is printing now |
| Nice meta and apple are screwed in the long run |
| Naturally this happened the first month of me buying SPMO. Of course it would have its worst month since inception. |
| Holy shit. Oil is fucking pumping. Liquidate the port and go full tilt in longs!! 🚀 |
| Low volume dump after hours won’t know for sure until open. |
| Why cant we just all get along. Buncha apes beating eachother over a speck of dust in space. TSLA 1000 |
| Uhhh any particular reason for the insane god candle on oil right now? |
| its probaly Isreal to be honest in order to get USA back in it |
| Fake oil spike |
| Will they publish another photo or will he finally say something into a phone camera? |
| A U.S. company just got approved to sell sunlight at night.\n\nThe FCC approved Reflect Orbital's first satellite, Eärendil-1, designed to reflect sunlight onto Earth.\n\nYou can now literally buy sunlight during the night😏 |
| Anyone watching out for SK Hynix earnings? |
| Got downvoted today for saying bulls were risking it all over an IRGC commander with a twitchy trigger finger. Looks like I was right, yet again. |
| What's oil doing |
| To the front? Then I'm gonna be stuck behind them! |
| omg crude is being so cringe right now |
| They probably didn't Yolo into AI. |
| Contact vibes |
| So whose gonna short BWET |
| stx 4.93% up only |
| I hope so! |
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| I bought AMD at 500 because I'm a regard. It is the only red on my port today but holy shit is it a lot of red |
| Fuck off |
| Scotty pls save me from oil \n \nScotty pls |
| What happened to Sandisk lmao |
| Seeing Spy basically at ATH while my portfolio got wiped is confirmation bias of my regardedness |
| …..almost, or they could be parasitic corporate overlords. |
| https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/s/EjCOq5gWa7 |
| You are dreaming! It might happen short term as a specilative spike, but longer term (within 1-2 years) china will own commodity memory and SSD manufacturing. All other companies are fucked longer term. |
| Remember when spy was at 595 and we thought it should really pull back any day now. |
| Memory bros. We bought a fucking commodity that is losing pricing power and that is about to have a supply shock. It’s obvious now of course after the 40-50% drawdown. Question is do we stay or get the fuck out.\n\nFirst sign of a dump after SK Hynix destroys earnings is the cue. These can still fall more. |
| Ofc i didnt close my oil short, i'm fucked 🥀\n\nCan never win in this market 🥀 |
| Fuck it |
| Barik Ravid is playing both sides |
| 🤝 |
| no |
| OMG, and after all the fines they’ll probably only walk away with $2 billion in profits and no one will go to jail… again! |
| Sheesh lol |
| Brother who tf is barakravid |
| Mcdonald has been dead for a long time |
| Nflx pump plz |
| If they believe what they're being told is fake than they also have to believe that the ones telling them are regarded incompetent fuckwads. And that does not compute for our boomer overlords. |
| Iran launched missiles towards US base in Jordan. Source- Axios |
| STX had a crazy crazy good call and after hitting a high of 820 it feel to 780. Seems like investors just want to take profits and not hold these stocks anymore |
| MISSLES WERE INTERCEPTED |
| Oil LOL wtf is going ooooon |
| Nice green day. What's everyone so worked up about? |
| Why |
| And slow walkers. |
| Dont look at the news bro… |
| 😞 |
| Are you guys real people? |
| Should’ve shorted. Everyone knows the money is made before the IPO. Then it lists and climbs a bit and then BOOM, SELL SELL SELL! Thanks for being my exit liquidity |
| Taxes |
| Remember when SPY would just go up every day? And I STILL didn’t buy calls |
| Slow drivers need to be sent to the frontlines first |
| And sell calls even if they are naked. Sell the fuck out |
| It takes two sides to achiev a deal!\n\nThe US and Israel but for some reason it's not working !!! go figure.\n\n \nKospi crashing again and FOMC tomorrow what a shit show it will be and congrats to the bears you deserved this! |
| Good thing I dont listen to regards. |
| ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯ |
| No, wallstreetwinners is the other sub, this one is for losers. /s |
| Marge is Koreas favourite simpsons character |
| Not really, usually Iran does something like shooting rockets right before they announce a ceasefire. They basically blow their load and then say, ok let’s stop!\n\nYou may remember originally they did the same thing, shot at bases and destroyed a US aircraft, blasted on their news channels that they are SUPER POWERFUL AND US WANTS TO SURRENDER, then they take a deal. Give it a day. |
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| upvote deez nutz |
| I'm more amazed that with all our tech we can't seem to find where these keep coming from... |
| Yep, their P/E makes Nvidia's look normal 😂😂😂😂 |
| Please be male, please provide proof |
| Axios' [@BarakRavid](https://x.com/BarakRavid) reports that Iran has launched missiles towards an a U.S. base in Jordan, according to a senior American official\n\nhttps://x.com/sentdefender/status/2082228637441384566 |
| # No piss deals, No piss talks, no concepts of a piss talk |
| wtf is this, Iran hasn’t sold its puts yet and they see the glimpse of semi return in the AH so they fire rockets? |
| Wait the market actually thought there would be a peace deal based on nothing, and is now reacting after more bombing? This is the most obvious shit in the world.\n\nDoes it ever stop being retarded? |
| Your grandma’s hole 🕳️ |
| They have quite traction on threads thing. |
| Visa net income\n\nQ1 2026: 5,853m\n\nQ2 2026: 6,021m\n\nQ3 2025: 5,628m\n\nClient incentives (-4,680m) up 18% yoy\n\nwhile main drivers service revnue (4,922m) up 14%, data processing revenue (6,042m) up 17% and international transaction revenue (3,853m) up 6%\n\nhttps://www.sec.gov/Archives/edgar/data/1403161/000140316126000103/q32026earningsrelease.htm |
| Whip tididiti! |
| WEN 🚀 |
| Loaded up on 10 NQ short can’t wait for Hynix ER |
| X |
| Iran just bomb us bases in Kuwait lol it’s back on |
| Korean degens make WSB degen look like larpers. Kospi actually moves like a penny stock 😂 |
| If that happens tomorrow I will post my ass cheeks on here |
| Obv not all for me, I’d share with Jim 🤗\n\n…and his friends 🥵 |
| real talk apple is gonna look good to short in a week. |
| 🍆 |
| ka pitch u lations starts tomorrow bol |
| Happy cake day!! |
| Worst high beta month since 2008, objectively anyone holding high beta stocks has likely seen a dump. |
| The year of the peace deal |
| If this was posted by u/Federal-Watch I'd have upvoted. |
| i have 1 trump coin |
| Here’s what you do. Get a pencil and notebook. Log it all in careful detail. Connect the dots. Be the war and geopolitical expert you were born to be. It doesnt matter if your background is in MS Excel. Get it all neatly prepared then come back here and shove the notebook up your ass. |
| Mac pros are selling normies are using Dell and Lenovo and Samsung. I have one of each |
| THANK GOD! |
| If its so inefficient you better have some nice gains to share from the excess you can so easily identify and capitalize on. |
| How did you manage to lose on JEPQ |
| up 10k today down 50k ytd |
| rates rates rates\n\nyeah yeah bagholder spotted |
| >why should I let him manage my money\n\nI believe you can't, as he doesn't manage outside investments anymore. Why would he manage your money when he can manage his money. |
| Iran just bombed an us base in jordan. Oil getting up. Get ready for another bloodbath |
| sick and tired of 🇮🇷 |
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| ITS DUMPING |
| When your leaders don't care about regulating them you mean?\n\nAnd they don't care because average voter doesn't actually care? |
| Pump is resuming. I can tell. |
| Damn, son. Is that a pink Swatch? Puts, then calls. |
| bullish. ATH tomorrow |
| #rip mccdconnel bro gave it all he had.. |
| And just like that the bottom is in |
| Folk out here posting fake news from israeli accounts on twitter |
| It looks like Alzheimer |
| "Overnight peace deal progress"\n\nOff to a bad start |
| Where are you seeing this? |
| 8 ball might be a little heavy handed |
| Get those oil longs in! War gonna be back on |
| A worthwile investment for them |
| this is the beginning of the big one right? the slow-recession-bread-line-bleed for the next 20 years |
| Iran is really like cockroaches |
| this mindset is what leads to either millionaires or blowing up your account\n\nwith that being said I am in the same boat |
| After market close, you ever rip an eight ball 🎱, while listening to The Doors and getting finger blasted by a Jim Morrison lookalike 😒💅\n\n… yeah, me neither… but a girl can dream 😌 |
| he needs/wants more? |
| can you not get context and subjects of senteces. Are you retarded like Mike. |
| $14 |
| I think if SK Hynix beats by 50% or more it will manage to stay above -10% |
| A downwards pump.\n\nA bullish crash. |
| Weird strategy to be mad at someone in the next city and show it by taking a shit on your next door neighbor's driveway |
| Fun fact: “AI” was democratized before this whole shit show. You used to be able to download these models and, with maybe 10 lines of code, be doing “AI” in no time. \n\nNow when they say “democratize” they mean “commoditize” except you usually try to make things cheaper through commoditization. I don’t think there’s a good word for letting your grandma spend hundreds of dollars on her AI boyfriend. Either way, commoditization is a better fit than democratization. |
| Iran said 'fuck off' to Oman, even after news spam that talks were 'positive, constructive' etc. |
| Ok ok in my head:\n\nSKHY blows our earnings tn \nOvernight peace deal progress \nHold rates tomorrow with dovish tone \nTech short covering\n\n\+11% soxx, +2% spy |
| Someone do the math on how much it cost Iran to launch 6 missles vs how much it cost the American consumer when gas prices go up 2% due to those six missles. |
| No way is kospi red |
| you have not even seen a dump yet dude. |
| Calls it is |
| IRAN LAUNCHED MISSLES TO AMERICAN BASE IN JORDAN |
| u cant expect what the irrational will do. not unless u dive into it urself. |
| Dang Iran really sent a video to orange man on how they will poision his wife 💀 |
| Par? Be happy you're not down 50-70% on AI datacenter related stocks. |
| Money laundering scheme |
| Quite a strong move that struck SK telecom since it’s an ai play , but they benefit from the nvda circular funding . Hell , they seem to be in the middle of it .\n\nThe thesis for this play has evolved with their new push into datacenters , I’ve started building a shared position for the longer run alongside my calls . For adding more calls I would like to monitor a bit over the following days in the hope of sideways move that might decrease volatility |
| Dang Iran fired at Jordan |
| it was Fars, but same thing |
| Weird how in all my years of browsing reddit, it wasn't until the past few of months did I see people posting about things like SPMO. |
| He’s right 1/50 times of calling a crash |
| I just know 😉 |
| Lmao @ efficient market hypothesis \n\nThat theory is so asinine. People totally misinterpret it imo.\n\nIts the equivalent of "in a frictionless vacuum an object in motion will continue in motion until acted upon by a force"\n\nThat's great, but I live in the real world |
| Wtf is this move on oil again 🥀 |
| What stocks? Spy is at 0% and most stocks dropped 5-10%. |
| Why did we just get gaped a bit |
| I got a pocket full of 20s. |
| 2034 statistically |
| let me get my crystal ball |
| War is back on the table boys 👀 |
| I'm genuinely excited to see what they say and how the market responds |
| Happened to CLS. Popped to $340s yesterday, then took a dump this morning to $305 only to close out at $350. |
| Elevator down elevator up |
| BIGLY |
| Looking for 300% gain in short time frame am I in the right place |
| Short SpacEx |
| I will be using margin |
| You don’t know when his contracts expire. \n\nAnd look at spacex and Tesla stock. He was right. |
| Htz |
| Bungie put out a hotfix? |
| Where we're going, we don't need roads |
| Fucking oil just retraced FUCK |
| not enough regard power, u need to get MUU or get options on MUU |
| Honestly, the people who had their savings in an Index fund during the recession losing their marbles over a slow 50% drop are massive pussies. If they saw my daily account swings, I don’t think their soft brains could handle it. |
| If 🥭 and 🐝🐝 announce a peace deal with kospi tonight I’m gonna be rich tomorrow. |
| It went from down 93% to positive? |
| Yeah. Was up overall but again bought some puts at open and closed too early. Hope you did well. Some decent swings today. |
| To donate that money to 🥭 of course |
| Oil bros are the new silver bros and former crypto bros |
| https://preview.redd.it/qddb2i00p1gh1.jpeg?width=1289&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f97da28eaf6026baebe5ab54ace36702359c7837 |
| SPY is more or less just a market cap weighted average. If people sell off $100b of MU and move $10b into 10 other companies - SPY wouldn't move, but MU / QQQ would be destroyed. |
| Right now, 99% of the time puts make money and calls are worthless, so odds are in your favor. |
| This is almost the same kind of correction felt back in October and November 2025. It'll be fine. |
| Skhy in less than 2h, what we sayin boys. This gunna be the catalyst for the V or the start of the pop |
| this would be the funniest outcome possible |
| Probably laundering of some sort |
| Huge spike on oil |
| me thinks we cooked |
| Company can genuinely be doing well, haven’t looked at their financials or anything but using the CEO’s comments to back your opinion is so silly lol. What’s he gonna say “no we suck” |
| Probably the better move. We got close to my cost basis today (\~$9.6). I sold. Would've held but I'm holding a bag with MU and DRAM rn and couldn't risk holding any more. I'm gonna try to get back in but it's been falling all week. |
| I saw some em dashes in there so you're probably right. |
| META gonna cut the Capex just to zuck everyone . |
| They're priced in for everything. If earnings are amazing, the stock drops 10% before earnings, goes up 5% after hours then opens at 0% and crashes another 10% during trading hours. |
| Warsh ate my ass in college |
| Pay cut |
| Axios with more market manipulation articles |
| It will get there by 2034 for sure |
| Jesus you’re barely at breakeven. Would probably cash these out assuming this stock doesn’t lose it all by market open |
| 🥭 coin is now down approximately 98% from its peak.\n\nA $10,000 investment at its peak would be worth about $204 today.\n\nAround 1 million wallets have now lost a combined $3.81 billion.\n\nWhy would anyone invest in this?? |
| most of this shit is down 50% so with enough capital you will offset your losses instead of needing a 3x |
| When do we hit the bottom of the dip? |
| semi hard ? |
| Def hold, the stock dropped 70% because of dead Avis deal and now that it's back I think a run to $8-9 is well within the cards. P/E is stupid low. |
| Yes |
| I heard Scottie B had a terrible childhood trauma as a result of falling into an oil drum 🛢️ \n\nThat’s why he’s always short oil… also why he’s such a slimy prick 😒💅 |
| If it goes down that fast, it can also go up at double speed - WSB Retard BUffet |
| yes it should be very easy for this circus of chaotic ratfuckers to agree on a weighted list of stocks. |
| As much as I love this stock... I don't feel the pump tonight will sustain. 🥲 All AI related have momentum down.\n\nI wish for it to go back to 300+ by EoW. |
| Shared memory on the M-series chips makes Macs the most cost effective option for local AI even with eye-watering sticker prices. |
| I don't know about that. I think some money left. Look at the charts. TTMI SNDK GLW etc. But yes, SPY is thought (!) to be a "safe" place to be till inflation is off the table. |
| lol. rallied a bit today, how you feeling? Did you end up closing out your position? |
| Koreans selling mem again tonight? |
| Transplant hair looks worse than a wig. Fact. |
| Let it go bro |
| Hold onto it. \nIt'll be worth something...someday. |
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| Short it now big boy |
| It might happen but only when the people controlling the market allow stocks to move up when demand is high and the company posts amazing financials. Until then, hope you bought at the bottom unlike me. |
| You're gonna get a constant ramming with the Ds behind Wendy's. You went full retard. |
| It's splitting hairs really, algorithms owned by corporations that are owned by the richest people in the world. |
| homeless shelter you go. |
| it was a hard day for semis |
| Sorry, is Reddit Facebook or Instagram? |
| Full port MU right now? |
| But da ford pea of $MU is 5 |
| wut? |
| Hahaha what are you talking about? CMXT just IPO'd on the Chinese market and are already the most valuable company they have. With that capital in the bank they will massively increase RAM production. All other memory companies are now fucked as they can't compete with China on volume or price long term. So unless they are seeling really niche high end products CMXT can't make, their future is limited! |
| Remember, these could just be love taps, which indicate positive negotiations. |
| Same but glad I bought some anyhow, it was way oversold with Avis deal off the table not now that there is a new deal it's an even better buy. I think $8-$9 easy |
| Biggest day tomorrow (Tomorrow either hotline numbers or we all buy big mac meal) no in between |
| That’s a umm, nice sized candle on USO..\n\nIt’s probably nothing, though 🙂 |
| SK +4.3% AH\n\n+20% after earnings..... |
| Backup of the backup. |
| Just another stock that shows I should have gone long on when I was 12 years old |
| i feel like u might be the one that’s getting fucked |
| skhy is gonna blow it out of the water and hmmm idk drop 12% |
| Gotta make the insider info public \n\n"Buy Dell, it's a great company 😉" |
| i have a semi |
| How much are you expecting? |
| Selling options damn. How did you pick your stocks? I have been selling only options for a while now, but never had that big of a loss. |
| how long have you been doing LEAPs on SPY? I'm considering this approach. I've started trying it on a smaller scale (waiting for a dip then buying monthlies at the prior high from the last week). Just really started last week and am getting seriously burned as we haven't recovered yet. Down quite a bit lol. |
| I'm still a believer in the $2200 MU price target AND the $3500 SNDK target. Get fucked.\n\n# 🖕 |
| The Korean degens are way more regarded, so calls it is. |
| Remember Pearl Harbor? |
| Team - How about we make our own ETF? It's really not hard I just need the money from you all first. |
| Boss told me my performance review bonus is hitting in a couple days.\n\nGod I love free gambling money |
| I wanted to open a debit spread, but that thing is sooo expensive. \nIt has like >100% volatility... how is that sustainable |
| honestly, unless they raise rates they are assuming and likely priced in a hawkish fed. |
| It's a bot. |
| Hi? Lol howed you know |
| Okay Elon |
| Holy shit look at that move…. Preparing for \nTomorrow. |
| Just filled up my gas tank, which according to google consumed about 0.75 barrels of oil. That must be the reason for this pump |
| Why is SPY pumping with oil again lol |
| Permabull Memory enjoyers are one of the most tard tribe out there |
| Would bang Korean McConnaughey 🫦 |
| The was my take as well. I was considering it but considering how ballsy the short sellers are in this market, it'll get cheaper from the first second available. |
| So glad AI agents will be doing this madness for us on a app perfectly in two years. Casino has hotties w free drinks with better odds. |
| Bro there is like 3 days left of July haha. You make sound like it’s 2 weeks away |
| Do we think oil earnings are already priced in for XOM etc? |
| better! |
| Isn't half of a deviled egg I/4 of an egg? \n\nClarity needed for the math. |
| I opened QQQ puts expiring friday am I screwed or nah? |
| I can’t sleep at night making money from a company that willfully and publicly exploits children. Especially not after having kids. |
| This fucking guy, thankfully there are other Asian markets to fill the gap |
| Last time this happened I sold then woke up to big green dildos. Also, stonks were up bigly |
| Yah this seems absurd. |
| Turns out, it takes two to taco |
| Finally, after losing 93% on my weekend oil calls. I finally print on oil calls in this regarded market. |
| Literally…like sick!! I get like .5% better rates on loans 🤣 |
| Koreans warming up and cracking their knuckles for another day of spamming the sell button. |
| I know a guy who knows a guy that works for Jane street. He says big green candles for the rest of July. He makes no promises thereafter |
| dame the hairline is really getting cooked lately, chat how much for bosley hair transplant these days |
| Present! |
| Stocks up, oil up? The new spot up vol up? |
| Built in a lab with those stats. 💪 |
| Does IRGC have a telegram I can follow for faster updates so I can reacted before news gets published mainstream? |
| Huang never said he would personally fix your regarded state |
| ATP this is just a sub for fans of the big short in one big larp lol |
| https://preview.redd.it/ev621p8vn1gh1.png?width=1254&format=png&auto=webp&s=9df128a2d11be51594ae96da561e16752e2d8de5 |
| Holding BE shares. About back to par - FML |
| If Microsoft named itself Macrohard the stock would be in the $1000s. |
| Rip my gas |
| Public utilities sure didn't help them against biological warfare though. |
| thank you for informing me of this travesty. I bought 12,000 |
| didn't last long lol |
| hey cutie |
| Take a look at all the state street sector ETFs for your answer |
| holy oil pump |
| The regards yearn for the scents of capitalism!!! 😠 |
| gonna head to the kitchen and practice putting the fries in the bag brb |
| or a reminder to take profit when your up 200% in a month :((( |
| lol Iran says fuck you all continues firing. They are confident they got us by the balls, and according to the information of having no ammunition they do |
| The last two weeks has taken decades off my life. \n\nPraise allah |
| hey stud |
| poor meemaw |
| borrow a ton of money at a slightly lower rate than most people |
| 🛢️: I want you to put the word out there. We back tf up |
| You lost us at halves. |
| have you guys become so degenerate you now wait for Koreans to enter the market? that's some sad shit. |
| FOMC tomorrow |
| Nothing |
| I got a couple more eggs for ya! Open wide! |
| Hi, yes, I was the Barren Wuffett you talked to. Damn right, we gonna pump tomorrow |
| Holding MU 900C 1DTE, praying for 925 shrek dong \n\nAlso BE 200C 3dte :3 |
| Nothing but tards on here, broke tards |
| SNDK over 1300 by Friday or homeless shelter |
| Waaaaaaa. Now what? |
| I have an 815 credit score, what do I do now? |
| Memory stocks are a safe haven for when oil spikes right guys? |
| kpop tards better not dump again |
| Appreciate you 👍 |
| Calls on Xanax. |
| Please, Trump Don’t reengage 🥲 |
| # OIL TO 300, SPY TO 300. BEDLAM AWAITS! |
| Blaming Elon for your dumbass lol |
| # IS IT NORMAL THAT MY STOCKS GO DOWN EVERYDAY? |
| Yeah its all slop and fluff. Hate it. |
| This guy |
| quick bessent, dump it |
| Even though the now have zero influence on the next day outcome in this circus of a market. |
| https://preview.redd.it/9rm8bqrbn1gh1.jpeg?width=1029&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3c971a09b8a6b6f06baff712ef34cc182fb4cb99 |
| Gotta make room for the weslthy people to jump back in. Pure manipulation |
| Fuck your life\n\n(PS - learn to punctuate, you low IQ cunt) |
| SPY is more than memory. What we are seeing is people rotating out of high risk (tech / memory) into lower risk assets. So SPY doesn't move (money isn't leaving the market) - it's just rotating from one sector to another. |
| oil up ? spy just gapped up? |
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| VRRM is back on the menu after Avis deal |
| Don’t worry they will short it 2am est |
| Mine was the post credits scene where Margot Robbie reenacted Tubgirl |
| I don't know why you panic sold MU at $750 today. Why don't you tell us. |
| Yeah I don't get the joke either. He just looks insane now. |
| Which way are you trading? I’ll do opposite |
| I’ll never forgive the Koreans. |
| But why Western Digital is down? |
| it will recover only for it to fall back 10-15% next week \nm tired boss |
| Oil calls printing!\n\nyou guys really didn't think peace would last more than 24 hours right? LMFAO |
| Lmfao |
| 👋 |
| That oil candle 😳 |
| Oil?? What now? |
| Looks like that retard twink Leopold got liquidated. Good times! 🥰 |
| I’ve had dogs my whole life and I’ve never brought them onto a plane, inside a restaurant, a retail store or a grocery store. \n\nIt’s completely ridiculous at this point. \n\nPetsMart sure, Home Depot sure, Tractor supply sure, outdoor restaurant sure, no problem.\n\nDo we really need everyone to parade their dogs through grocery stores past the salad bar or past the deli section where they are slicing meat or preparing sandwiches? |
| Damn the Clifford shlong on oil |
| My wallet is ready to handover to hedge. |
| I just got off the phone with Barren Wuffett, he told me the SPY ceo is gonna pump memory tomorrow. |
| That's how all these one hit wonders are. They got insanely lucky for whatever reason. After that they go into fear mode and constantly say the sky is falling |
| I cant be the only one that still has cash right? Im thinking we might go down tmr after the announcement. |
| Smarty diaper* |
| I could eat twelve halves of deviled eggs right now no questions asked\n\nThat's six whole eggs\n\n🫵 Math. |
| The Cat, pss psss pss |
| The way he walk.. I mean the way she walks!\n\nSo sexy! |
| ya might have to do with the human sacrifices lmfao |
| # Hello OIL! |
| Pepsi fans will soon be able to smell like their favorite soda thanks to this body wash\n\nGlamlite is releasing a Pepsi Vanilla Slushie Body Scrub and a Pepsi Wild Cherry Body Wash\n\nWho asked for this😂😂 |
| Also a number 🤔 |
| sell ... |
| It is just a pricing, people need gas for their yacths. |
| Then show me a single time previously where kospi dropped almost 11% in one day and kept dumping the next day |
| Plot twist. Bum is now rich and op's a bum. |
| Imagine spending your hard earned $$ on gold and then finding out there is a 10 trillion pound ball of it racing to your back yard |
| I remember last time META had a run up everyone calling it so obvious and saying “never bet against zuck” now everyone touts how META and Zuck suck. Price drives the narrative |
| "Look at his face. Look at his eyes!" |
| ELi5 how come SPY isn't moving as proportionately as it used to during tech rotations/sell-offs? |
| Slightly less than 50%. Could end flat as well |
| Some e hoe just said she loves me on telegram |
| Bloomberg was reporting today it’s a rite of passage for new Fed chief to hike rates when he takes over so market takes fed seriously |
| Memory is overpriced and the ones forced to buy the chips today is hedging by shorting memory stocks. \n |
| My wife asked me to make her an AI vagina for her boyfriend. The top is in. |
| so... umm is like trump in the middle? |
| after reading the comments about interest rates, I don't think alot of you know what a basis point is |
| Jesus try using some real intelligence and come up with an air fryer recipe on your own people were cooking chicken before there were food Network recipes god |
| Argument should be made....loudly.. That the 2% target is bullshit out of the air arbitrary |
| TERADYNE I LOVE YOU |
| 745 tf??? |
| Iran gonna pull some shit to get oil to spike on FOMC day. Book kt |
| I've already burned through my tokens and im only 11/41. lol. |
| I finished second in that math contest. |
| Who ready for QQQ to be down -1% tomorrow 🩸 |
| chat I bought the top and now its crashing this is clear market manipulation |
| Lol it doesn't matter what 🥭 does, it's a global memory market. |
| Holy fuuuuutes are fuuuting holy fuuuhhhk my fuuutes I'm gonna cuuuuumm |
| #Duuuude quit projecting your negative vibe into the market man LMAO🤌 |
| 🧠 |
| he was a big part of getting Anthropic going. They were all part of that cringe effective altruism movement in the Bay Area |
| How long now has the cowardly Fed let inflation fly way above 2%? A random group of monkeys could probably do their jobs better. 🙄 |
| How about you cry about it some more |
| anyone that bought a new macbook over the last 4 years is not surprised.. somehow its just gotten better |
| Why yall selling you guys okay? |
| yes sir. |
| well…..where are you? if you’re in say….West Memphis, AK, that’s not really news. if you’re in Manhattan, that’s a different story. |
| Ford go up |
| DCA on MUU and continuing to hold for the recovery! |
| Futures ignoring everything....prices at the pump only go up\n\n😓 |
| for some of the interview questions, his answers CUDA been better. |
| Don’t fade qqq. I need you 680 by midnight |
| I love love |
| They’ve all been great earnings lol but they still dump for no reason |
| still no actual reason for memory to be down\n\nCXMT is DRAM not HBM and 🥭 wont allow Chinese distribution to our data centers \n\nshortage is still on, Capex is still up, Pandora’s box with AI is already open and it’s not going to stop\n\n“durr durr they aren’t profitable omg sell everything” isn’t a valid analysis either in the bigger picture |
| Oil getting yippy again |
| You do know that iPhone makes up 57B and subs makes up an additional 31B of their profits while Mac is only 8B. The market knows this, good luck with that. Don’t forget they have cash to buy countries and have basically let the rest of Ai circle jerk each other. |
| I thought we just called that savvy investing now. |
| They’re saying missile launches from Iran on telegram |
| Every oversubscribed IPO is just keywords for short this shit out of it |
| She moves like she don't care\n\nSmooth as silk, cool as air\n\nOoh, it makes you wanna cry\n\nShe doesn't know your name\n\nAnd your heart beats like a subway train\n\nOoh, it makes you wanna die\n\n**KOREEEAAA YOU'VE GOTTA SEE HER ,\n GO IN-SANE AND OUT OF YER MI-ND** |
| Cars are too expensive I refuse to buy one |
| Whoever was trading volatility.... I bet you got some many bands of profit this week..... |
| Can’t wait to watch the Koreans tonight 🍿 |
| Everyone now shorting apple so it will keep going up 370 soon 🤑 |
| Smells of desperation |
| 10x over subscribed? I've seen this show already |
| My pronouns are bag/holder |
| Deciding if I am looking for a new dentist. |
| My woman! |
| Websites are becoming pure AI fking garbage that even AI is having trouble navigating.\n\nTried to go to a site that had 60 easy recipes for an air fryer. But each recipe wants you to open a separate link filled with pop ups and filler BS. I just want the ingredients. I asked Claude to go through it for me and just extract the ingredients and aggregate them\n\nResponse:\n\n"I need to be straight with you about what's happening: each Food Network recipe page comes back absolutely bloated with navigation junk, ads, and related-recipe clutter — the actual ingredient list is maybe 5% of each fetch. That means every single recipe costs a huge chunk of resources, and getting through all 41 in one shot isn't realistic without stalling out." |
| One vagina, and at least one penis |
| Yeah so!?\n\nThat doesn't make me a bad person!! |
| No more memory, only investing in mammaries from now |
| So i tried public for the rebates.\n\nYou get what you pay for.\n\nThis shit was built for market makers and features a throttled execution where it takes like 10 seconds for anything to happen, one order at a time.\n\nI guess it wouldnt be bad in a passive market where timing doesnt matter. |
| i keep smelling saltines. is that a sign of a stroke? or is someone hiding soup nearby? |
| I'm a glass half empty guy |
| Updated this to get with the times:\n\n>the stock market is a device for transferring money from the patient to the impatient. |
| because it supplies energy to these data centers, which are wild expensive and unpopular. lots of resistance |
| Ford Wholesale Units \n\nq2 2026 (1,039k) down 12% from q2 2025 (1,185k)\n\nh1 2026(1,973k) down 8% from h1 2025 (2,155k)\n\n\nhttps://www.sec.gov/Archives/edgar/data/37996/000003799626000155/exhibit99tojuly282026for.htm |
| LMFAOOO |
| Could still drop another 30% from here and everyone would still be green from this year 3 months ago. \n\nThe consensus trade always gets punished. |
| 🌝 |
| SK Hynix the move |
| Are we at the bottom yet? \nI'm selling soon to get some adult diapers, maybe tomorrow. |
| TRASH IS CALLING BB |
| nah lol its gonna keep going up |
| let's all of us just agree to never zoom out past one year and we're all gonna be fine. |
| I'd reach out to the Michael Burry..... |
| FUCK THEM |
| Are SK earnings optimistic? |
| A WSB regard predicted the earthquake in Japan yet 🫵🏼 still cannot figure out SPY's direction |
| Ok I have bet on 50% |
| he is trump's man, let's see what trump wants. |
| This will never not be funny. |
| WM CALLS |
| 33% chance rate hike 66% hawkish hold with speak towards a hike in Sept |
| shit if thats actually missles in the air then my calls are fucked |
| Lost on Netflix, lost on now, Sofi next up sigh |
| MAAYBE\n\n |
| I doubt that. But it would be amazing. At least in the short term.\n\nLong term, 8 dollar gallons of milk |
| All right listen up! \n\n👈 All the triads and the ugly women on this side...\n\nand all the fine women on this side right now! 👉 |
| Anyone able to make a chart of the amount of new paid sub stacks created overlaid with the June memory top? |
| The only thing more ghey than Lindsey Graham are 🌈 🐻’s |
| Exactly. I'm thinking naked calls...no wat this goes to even 150 |
| we gonna see a lot of peoples ports destroyed ah tmr |
| Fuck WM. Just quit and I will short them into the ground wherever I end up |
| 50% maybe 50% maybe not |
| How positive are you ? |
| It's the cheap one's that never perform and cost you. |
| Rate cut coming to kill bears |
| How did they book the ”tariff windfall?” I am assuming they made a killing on it and Trump is reloading the boat for them again. |
| It’s wild the conquistadors came up on a city 4x bigger than London at the time, with public utilities and significantly cleaner than any city in Europe and were like “look at these fucking heathens” |
| Mango will declare war on South Korea if they keep selling |
| What are we thinking about this Jersey Mikes IPO? |
| you are pure of heart, little hobbit. |
| META tomorrow…will it be “Don’t cuck the Zuck” “Getting cuck by Zuck” |
| So are we perma fucked |
| I’ve been kink shamed for feet , aka cougar paws enjoyment 😭 |
| The bigger it is. The more it shrinks in a cold pool. |
| I need to make 20k to show my gains to randos in the street |
| What is the profitability of the company?\n\nThat's an important figure. |
| Macs have leaned into the tech for rich people angle nowadays. Mac studios are on back order. |
| Lmao what was the point in mentioning your friend being a bum? Are you guys not longer friends? |
| Ber season cancelled. Spx to a billion easy maybe 2 billion |
| Okay my literacy Supremacist |
| he already broke the news here |
| This is the way! |
| Copium is one helluva drug |
| thank you! |
| Lol 🤣 this market now loves chips...last week chips were no go. 😂 |
| Women feet’s, tbc 😭 |
| WASTE MANAGEMENT CALLS |
| mu already did that the market just doesn’t believe it, and by the time it happens, they’ll ignore it and be like what about next year, and then next year they’ll beat and then they’ll be like, ok but what about next year |
| our whole semi and memory run was fueled by over-leveraged korean retail traders. we got bill hwang'd by all of korea. |
| ...low, buy high\n\nThe wsb way |
| Pretty sure Warsh is a hawk. |
| Looking back at it, 2008 wasn’t that hard to predict. Burry will be wrong for a year yet, but then he’ll be right because this ai build out is not going to sustain. SoftBank pledging 700 Billion for a data center in Ohio, though, (largest construction project in the US) is pretty big news for hanging on to all chipmakers for another year or two. If the build out continues at this rate, Burry could be wrong for another 5 - 10 years. |
| The only reason I'm chasing profits is because I want to share it with someone |
| I like feet. Don’t shame me. |
| Is he going to announce laying off other companies employees now |
| Will spy be green tomorrow |
| everybody eulogizing lindsey graham: \n"he had many opinions about things. he was a peaceful man. he gave me candy once." |
| good advice |
| Got it, calls it is |
| R we fomoing back to memory |
| The cyborg got an upgrade. |
| They get way too close already. |
| eyeran wyd > Iran has launched a wave of ballistic missiles in the past few moments, reportedly targeting Jordan, where multiple interceptions have already been observed. |
| Fuck yes. |
| why the F does my energy company have to go down with these AI stocks just because it supplies electricity to these data centres |
| 9:00 am korea time. |
| Trying to drum up the idea that rates are going higher tommorrow.\n\nAs it stands it's at a 29% chance. As of yesterday |
| should i full port jersey mikes |
| 99% have fapped. The other 1% don't have weiners. |
| No no, we know what we’re doing 🍑 |
| Saw a guy ride with a placard “sell everything”\n\n[https://www.earthcam.com/world/southkorea/seoul/gangnam/?cam=seoul\_gangnam](https://www.earthcam.com/world/southkorea/seoul/gangnam/?cam=seoul_gangnam) |
| Droneshild? |
| Wen MU $500? |
| When the heart is racing. Give yourself 10 seconds and exit. No matter what |
| I’m sure that will last forever |
| Let me guess, -30% drop in semiconductor stocks next week? |
| believe it or not, stock down |
| Sk Hynix gonna create a major pump just for warsh to raise rates and zuck to reduce capex. |
| Memory bulls gonna be calling their brokers tomorrow (pawn brokers) |
Modal Labs - (technically, one of their customers)\n\n reuters.com www.reuters.com |
| Cramer was right. once. |
| YOOOOOOOO!!!!\n\n |
| 500 basis point hike |
| Bestiality and plasticophilia ban |
| Did your mom tell you that dork. |
| I like when you can see clamchop at the puppet show |
| # LIQUIDATE ME! |
| 8 pm edt is 5 pm pst which is 9 am Korea time so no |
| Sir this is a Wendy's |
| I have been hanging out in cafes a lot lately to get outta the house. Libraries, ect.\n\nNo one is using a fucking mac. Not the college kids. Not the city. Nobody. There was a time when this was true and everyone had an ipod.\n\nI have not seen a fucking apple product since my friend who is now a bum who had an apple TV. \n\nIts going up to prepare for exit liquitity to fomo just like semis did.\n\nFuck this fuck ass market. |
| Which task force is that one again? Iirc the one that actually affects rates is Productivity and Jobs task force. |
| What does that mean |
| Money |
| Trolls are eaters 🍑🫦 |
| 35% of Americans have read a book or short story in last year. 58% have gambled. Seems like a healthy society |
| Bill kospi is going to create a record number of bears in Korea. Homosexuality will skyrocket |
| how did you manage to miss RDDT you were so close to a full set |
| There's five hawks on the Fed bols: Beth Hammack, Lorie Logan, Christopher Waller, Neel Kashkari, Lisa Cook |
| 748 calls overnight were probably not the best idea |
| Yeah run my mouth at work |
| Sam Altman punching air right now. ChatGPT forgot to IPO before the ai bubble popped 🍑👈💨😦🤌 |
| Mark bufferberg |
| You know the top is in if they’re desperate enough to source storage from SEAGATE |
| Sexy American Girlfriend |
| @ sandick_made_me_gay |
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| Trump where are your ai posts about iranian tankers burning |
| Do you even know what you would do with a 100 million anyway 🙄? |
| Turns out he just had all his regarded employees on unlimited Claude code |
| Micron under T market cap |
| There is no way therapist is not judging you. |
| this adorable guy who thinks getting a double or triple beat means price goes up, please be nice to him he is a ray of sunshine |
| where the sex robot guy TRUMP ADMINISTRATION TO BAN IMPORTS OF NEW CHINESE HUMANOID ROBOTS, QUADRUPED ROBOTS, CONNECTED POWER INVERTERS OVER NATIONAL SECURITY CONCERNS — CNBC |
| Arrest this gooner! |
| You know you’re regarded when SPY is green while everything on your watchlist is red |
| And its not brown or yellow… |
| I guess it's "before 9am korean time" but there is no hard start time like here |
| Inshallah |
| women walking around in those cheap thin yoga pants you can see their thongs. \n\nohh god, yes, Mmmmm |
| Sell |
| I think she’s married:( |
| love it |
| It’s going to smash earnings go up and then plummet down another 10% |
| I'm excited for you. I'm guessing you didn't close today either? |
| after couple day |
| Where are the “memory isn’t cyclical anymore” regards |
| MU, what to do? |
| im convinced i saw these holecopters flying a few months ago were robots. then they just disapeered |
| Cramer was right! |
| SHiiball |
| Yeah, it won’t happen. |
| I can get you a toe by 2 o clock dude |
| I didn't hear no bell |
| Microsoft is an absolute shit company that makes shit products. I personally hope they get wiped out to make space for a company that can actually innovate instead of just ripping off successful companies and gaining value through influence. |
| SK has fallen enough these past few days to make a 2x gamble\n\nAll or nothing good luck folks |
| I got you 😉 |
| It’s just the sentiment bro. It just might |
| Claude is telling me they’ll report before 7PM EDT |
| imagine skyhymen saving AI with a baller earnings report |
| You can’t scare me |
| You got some exit liquidity leaking out of your diaper there, pal. |
| Michael Burry responded to my craigslist ad looking for someone to mow my lawn. "$30 is $30", he said as he continued to mow what was clearly the wrong yard. My neighbor and I shouted at him but he was already wearing muffs. Focused dude. He attached a phone mount onto the handle of his push mower. I was able to sneak a peek and he was browsing Zillow listings in central Wyoming. He wouldn't stop cackling.\n\nThat is to say, Burry has his fingers in a lot of pies. He makes sure his name is in all the conversations.\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| Michael Burry is not the messiah. Just remember that. \n\nAlso he was shorting the housing market and couldn't figure out why the market was acting irrationally. |
| https://preview.redd.it/1mke2olsk1gh1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eb552b821b2a11abbc04514d3263ed4e5382146f\n\n |
| You know sometimes everyone is right |
| Agree. Hope u right. 1/3 my port in memory 😭 |
| what did she mean by this https://x.com/kgreifeld/status/1646173393354366976 |
| A rate cut would be pump city. Put the bears into panic |
| its obvious isnt it? |
| So can one of us take you out on a date sometime?\n\n# 🧌🧌🧌🧌🧌🧌🧌🧌🧌 |
| Has Riley Reid retired? |
| memory prices are going parabolic and it's going to be this way for a while. people are saying in 2030 they might come down or whatever. ok. that's the bear case? some crystal ball reading about 2030? |
| No sir. I meant stronger months for markets in the summer. Historically April and Nov-Dec rally fall as the top months.\n\n |
| huh? |
| wat\n\nhe (or rather his exchange) had a fat early stake in Anthropic that already would've made the entire company solvent if it had managed to last another year - ironically, not solvent because of kleptocurrency though. |
| This |
| Goodluck man. I hope you can assist with my bags in the future |
| Not yet I don’t think |
| 2 hours |
| Sir this is a wendys |
| Literally Half of kopsi is held up by Samsung and Hynix. I think we’ll be fine. |
| Bro sell that shit now while you're in the green |
| September hike is already priced in tho? |
| im going to ask her for feet pics. \n\nWish me luck gentlemen! |
| Drop-a Gangnam style\n\nDrop drop drop\n\nDrop-a Gangnam style |
| Absolutely! Even during the opening credits you could tell it was going to be a banger. That music! Add in some Jennifer Connelly and bam! |
| details on the second incident? |
| Did sk report |
| We need a ceasefire agreement with Koreans that we won’t dump if they pump and vice versa. |
| Take them to the MOON |
| Oof mans got IV crushed lmao |
| I call MILF feet cougar paws 🐾 they like it |
| rip pilots |
| inna solid 2 hours |
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| so so so true |
| Idk what bitch is in Korean but you guys better not be some tonight! |
| My bad bruh, let me try again.\n\nBers r fuk |
| People said that 40% ago |
| Zuck save me! |
| Whose feet ?\n |
| "It is very cool, Bateman, but that's nothing. Look at this... Eggshell with Romalian type." |
| For the sellers yes |
| 8pm SKHY -> $200 |
| 8 |
| Yeah this volatility has been good for that strat or where they gap it up and sell of into close all last week I was making good money on otm puts. |
| Where are the feet though |
| Was in RKLB from 5$, decided to sell some and broaden out in space… worked super well |
| Leadership will pay 🥭 to ice this.\n\nWho knows maybe his cholesterol will come down |
| THEY HATED HIM FOR SPEAKING THE TRUTH |
| https://preview.redd.it/d1rprr6dk1gh1.png?width=1363&format=png&auto=webp&s=23214b66ab8e14fc18efc778bc786888fc8dbc0f |
| Should have mentioned feet |
| Oh we dumping they dumping |
| For me nice feet on a woman is more attractive then bare ass and legs. \n\nSummer is so good with all the ladies walking in sandals. Mmmm |
| Oil Below 90= War back on |
| I said 🦊 was hottest 😭 |
| https://preview.redd.it/d13lyp1bk1gh1.jpeg?width=216&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=db571b925bb19fc93c06322f33e7108c97ffbce3 |
| bloomberg bitties >>> |
| You know what happens when America sells they sell even more so stop selling xD |
| I think he bad a large portion of spacex and zoom … where he’d be a top 20 richest person had he not scammed |
| Anyone know what time kospi show starts? |
| Which network??\n\n |
| A Goog 340 pop tomorrow would be sick |
| If Koreans pump, we’ll dump on them tomorrow. It’s a vicious cycle. |
| Don’t make me do it bro. I’ll capex all over you |
| I got suspended for saying one networks anchors are hotter milfs than another 😭 Reddit suz |
| GOOD FOR THEM!!! |
| Sybau |
| Imagine if SBF was in ai |
| Per WSJ "Iran rejected a proposal to evenly divide control of the Strait of Hormuz, jeopardizing hopes that Tehran and Washington would quickly resume negotiations to end the war." |
| You have to be smarter than the person/people you're tricking, to effectively trick them |
| SK hynix gonna report 180% growth this quarter and fall 79% as South Korea burns to the ground because margin traders needed it to go up 400% |
| I need a 30% pump |
| Shocking news! Another company reports OpenAI agent compromised their security.\n\nlol. Sam Altman is a fking crook. The anthropic guy isn't much better.\n\nBoth megalomaniacs. I really don;t like Gyna, but I hope they fking destroy both these companies values. |
| You're getting downvoted because dogs have nothing to do with the stock market.. |
| leveraged 2x ETFs forced to rebalance on the last green candle of the last trading hour before the flip, thats who\n\nof course the very next day they did the exact opposite, just as blindly and mechanically |
| They already dumped 10,8% yesterday. Not a chance they keep dumping. |
| Memory feels fucked but FUCK VIBES AND FEELINGS |
| May as well get that big red dildo out and get to work on yourself right now. |
| Found my people! |
| #"prove he can serve or resign"\nSir, bro is no longer with us and will be announced after August 3rd |
| Get used to it pal! |
| you guys see how those helicopters fly now?? those arent humans in there |
| Ber shvetzin! |
| SkyNet is fully aware |
| https://preview.redd.it/19chep51k1gh1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a553c424ed56d05ea36059974ecca58b38ad2860 |
| Koreans better pump this or else I'll personally go over there and challenge Flash to a starcraft match. |
| tell me more about these feet homie |
| People here own more feet than $ |
| To many people saying its the end. Ath in 2 weeks |
| Yes boss |
| Will Sandisk hit 2k again this year? It’s a 1k stock now and we need it to double. We would NEeD something right? Fuck. It’s ovaaaa |
| Leave some losses for the rest of us |
| gonna keep holding my 2x leverage MSTR longs worth 55k now up 2.35% |
| can still go back up to those and higher. |
| $111 here... bought after the previous accident |
| i mentioned hookers and cocaine once |
| Interviewed with ASTS today for SC role, high growth obviously but supposed chaos in operations and processes |
| I started my own business but going to be a few years before I can do that full time |
| If you ever want to make a real attempt at making money, you will have to learn to leave your emotions and politcks on the night stand... |
| Green Day |
| You can look at mine if you want... |
| ANAList swore we’d be at spy 800 by now. |
| Timing is what matters - everything i say anout going up and down will happen at some point anyways |
| This sub man, I talk about stocks all the time, 0 replies, mentioned feet ones suddenly 10 replies in 5 seconds. |
| I see big Green FAT King Kong Dong incoming |
| do you self identify as an ant |
| to be sacrificed on a cross? |
| # ITS OVER BUL |
| I think American Bears have acquired a taste for kimchi |
| i did the leveraged bagholder sndk ETF this morning after it tanked to around 1100. |
| I got in at ipo |
| People don’t make money by being smart, they make money tricking people. So there |
| Yes |
| You guys ever bite your toenails when you have no clippers? |
| I do OTM, not ATM, pay around $3.5 - $5 max. Buy 2-3 to start and avg down maybe to 10 total on a strike and stop there then start selling. \n\nHate buying puts or shorting shares on big red days, pointless. |
| how fucked am I on my NVDA calls at 200 tomorrow? |
| That’s rookie move I bought it five times today |
| prediction for skhy earnings how much it pumping or dumping |
| yes, exactly |
| MSFT will do it's thing: a little up, a little down, a little to the side. \n\nRinse and repeat. |
| guys i'm on a 3 month hike in the amazon jungle with no internet. I bought sndk at 2500 before I left, am I a millionaire yet? |
| I don't have a dog in this fight. I built a pc a couple of years a go put 32GB on DDR5 in so I'm good for a couple more years, but that RAM I bought 2 years ago, now costs more than 4x what I paid for it. \n\nThis is a manufacturing capacity problem, not a technology, or research, or engineering problem (i.e. we know how to make RAM, people just need to scale up) and so it will resolve itself in time (which might be 18months). \n\nThe Chinese are amazing at scaling (commodity) manufacturing. So now that they have shown they can masa produce commodity memory, they will just keep doing so until they are dominant. All other memory companies selling standard/commodity RAM are fucked longer term. Because Korean and US companies just won't be able to do it as cheaply as the Chinese in time. |
| Still a few weeks to make clean of all this noise |
| Bc kospi pumping will pump us semis right? Make it make sense |
| # DUMP IT KOREA BROS |
| Shoutout serenity, RIP photonics. |
| lmao Im like ya just leave him alone. then I go to the main wsb thread and its all. " ima gonna suck toes" "im regarded" These are the average people brother. They are so regarded. you have to think like them. they are buying shit on leverage. i think i know them better than you |
| RamBus dip tripping because I want to make the bears right about the memory play for at least one ticker and RMBS will not disappoint |
| What night |
| Do you have the time |
| Yeah I was hoping for a better discount LMAO 🤌 |
| kbros- gives us an epic 15% + pump tomorrow and my life is yours |
| I need a fucking RALLY to breakeven - for my mental health i need kospi closed tonight |
| I have 50 shares of ASTS that were purchased at 129.80$. Am finally going to avg down \n\nI don’t think I could’ve gotten closer to the top if I tried |
| https://preview.redd.it/pkxjxf0ij1gh1.jpeg?width=1439&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=316b1c37dad6241760d7ee6a50428ae4ac3e0a7d |
| do you think it will continue today? |
| Slowly, the STX +10% sinks down to +5%. There was hope, now there is only darkness. |
| real? the current one is fake wtf. |
| How many watches like that do you want and tell me the serial numbers you prefer. I sell you exactly that for 500$ a piece. |
| The real reason for the ai/semi unwind was my diddling with poet hype followed by deep itm covered calls on SOXS. \n\nThe market makers for dirivitives are some of the most petty motherfuckers on the face of the earth and will take down entire nations before they lose on a trade. No joke. |
| Big toe |
| His gun\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/cpfakhnfj1gh1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=729a87021488023e21fe74ab8a01feb46b7ac53b |
| There wont be a circuit breaker left 😭 |
| Are you retarded? |
| The only thing that can save us is Skynet |
| This chat gets wild at night |
| \n\n\n⠀⠀⢀⣀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀\n\n⠀⠀⣴⡾⠿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣤⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀\n\n⠀⣼⣿⣦⣤⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣤⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀\n\n⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀\n\n⠐⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀\n\n⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀\n\n⠀⢹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣣⣾⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀\n\n⠀⠀⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⣩⣾⡿⢃⣼⣦⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀\n\n⠀⠀⠈⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⢟⣩⣴⣿⡿⢋⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀\n\n⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢴⣶⣾⣿⠿⢛⣡⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀\n\n⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠩⣴⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀\n\n⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀\n\n⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀\n\n⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀\n\n⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⣄⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀\n\n⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣦⣤⣤⣤⣤⣀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀\n\n⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀\n\n⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠻⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀\n\n⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣇⠀⠀⠀⠀\n\n⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠛⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡀⠀⠀⠀\n\n⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠛⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀\n\n⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠙⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀\n\n⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣤⣍⡛⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆⠀⠀\n\n⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⠂⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⠀⠀\n\n⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⠇⣸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀\n\n⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⢠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀\n\n⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡀\n\n⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇\n\n⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠇\n\n⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⠛⠻⠛⠛⠀⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀\n\n⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠃⠀\n\n⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠛⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠋⠀⠀⠀ |
| I like feet also |
| I haven’t checked my port in 3 days |
| Confusion is the art of con + fusion. \nCalls on Nuclear. |
| They forgot to lace the emperors palm with silver |
| https://preview.redd.it/pcibfhwaj1gh1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2baafcebffd0ad0ace0d7f83713a1e3a5f057168\n\n \nCan’t wait to see korean Cramer |
| Kindness to animals is one of the best things about America 🇺🇲 |
| bot 3x levered ETF on margin. Yeah I'm Korean how'd you know |
| earning calls on tomorrow’s meta report probably won’t be in the metaverse yet |
| Sir, please just roll over to the 2nd window |
| wait how do you even put 300k into skhy on a toilet break |
| doubling revenue in 2 years but stock’s still paging loss porn material |
| I got in those both low but didn’t buy dram til $60, which is basically those levels 😭 |
| Cameltoe |
| Any intelligent person knows this market is in an AI bubble and with the economy trending terrible a burst is imminent. Perhaps not a guarantee but the odds are in his favor. |
| https://preview.redd.it/b4z6xk09j1gh1.jpeg?width=959&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=69f248a6309e4d94af8f5a6db254a3cd5cd45766 |
| the Saudis don't think so |
| Me to buddy, me to. |
| What’s your favorite toe to suck on? |
| Cuckerberg time tomorrow … see ya lizzy boy |
| Saying it for years but ai is only now starting to become widely adopted. Its impact on things like photoshop will probably take a few more years as companies and professionals become acclimated to the new tools. |
| I’m post shame |
| might get to 370 tomorrow, but what did they expect from a 3% implied move\n\nit's a stock play, not options |
| https://preview.redd.it/4e2u8855j1gh1.jpeg?width=912&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=da8d5cb516633cbab2233113fef7a57223d071f2\n\n \nOnly 1 person to save us |
| I just can't stomach paying 7 bucks for an atm call lol |
| i swear if i ever recover my port ill never do 0dte. only 1dte from here on out |
| 🤤 🥜 |
| Have you ever read about Cathie Wood and her investment company? How about Jim Cramer or Dan Ives? |
| I'm pissed I didn't have money to buy the dip today after the quake. I saw TSM at 380...FUCKING 380.\n\nMY DCA for TSM is 420. |
| Does anyone else here only trade call options? I’m not sure why but their just easier for me so it’s really boring when markets are just red |
| Who bought sndk at 2300 and mu at 1200? 🤡 |
| He’s 🥭’s yes man, so expect no rate increase IMO because he has to continue the charade |
| dude |
| I love the people who call the horse race over in the first half lap. |
| I'm hiding in my ELF, JNJ, and AMEX. I don't need excitement right now. That can wait until after Mag 7 earnings |
| I’m so tired of the wage cage. 😢 |
| Full port Aerotyne International |
| another goog god candle at open tomrrow plz i might actually hit my strike |
| https://preview.redd.it/cojn1dxzi1gh1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0d9fd49bbb4d802e2cfd88066fb9eab5bf5b2eea |
| $META be very careful they are a snake for semis. they will increase capex but say things to manipulate so that their stock doesn't plummet more. Can't trust the lizard cuck ZUCK |
| QQQ volatility is nuts now. i keep punching calls 3-7DTE about $5-8 OTM on all these morning dips. been working but its tough, take profits on the way up. Not holding overnight. It seems to always recover mid day. \n\nPay up for more than 1DTE. Dont do that 0DTE shit. It sells off again by afternoon lately, but there’s money on both sides for bull or bear just get it. GL! |
| Please sir can I have a green day |
| Warsh isn't going to signal like Powell did. We won't get a hike. Then market goes back to normal til next fomc. |
| spy ended green and qqq ended barely red on a hammer candle and bears out here pretending like they've discovered interstellar travel jesus these people are retarded. |
| they say this then sell at a giant loss during the most comical panic selloff you've ever seen and buy back in when it goes back to ath |
| everyone really split here about tomorrow. |
| SNDK becomes Jesus 2.0 |
| https://preview.redd.it/1pjtkvgwi1gh1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=da68a471507ed34f447c206a1e445123a02e3d7e |
| Yeah I'd buy a shit load of that stock once it tanks and then skyrockets. |
| Not when you’re running a shitty salad company |
| Please do a rate cut just to stick these bear heads on pikes and wipe their accounts |
| Michael Burry responded to my craigslist ad looking for someone to mow my lawn. "$30 is $30", he said as he continued to mow what was clearly the wrong yard. My neighbor and I shouted at him but he was already wearing muffs. Focused dude. He attached a phone mount onto the handle of his push mower. I was able to sneak a peek and he was browsing Zillow listings in central Wyoming. He wouldn't stop cackling.\n\nThat is to say, Burry has his fingers in a lot of pies. He makes sure his name is in all the conversations.\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| Well, that may or may not be a good idea. But lets find out together. |
| If Michael Burry could learn to be a bit more patient he would be a much more wealthy man.\n\nI literally watched a movie that portrayed this guy being SUPER early on the housing crisis. |
| I have a message from future you:\n\nThey don’t know me, son! \nWho’s gonna carry the bags? \nWho’s gonna hold through the drawdown? \nWho’s gonna watch the portfolio bleed 40% and still say, “The thesis is intact”? \nWho’s gonna average down after the fourth “generational buying opportunity”? \nME! \nI’m gonna carry the bags! \nThe institutions sold. \nThe insiders sold. \nThe Discord disappeared. \nThe analyst cut the price target after the stock already crashed. \nBut somebody still has to provide exit liquidity. \nWHO’S GONNA CARRY THE MARKET BAGS? \nME! \nI didn’t choose the bagholder life. \nThe bagholder life chose me. \nStay long! |
| You have no game |
| Shut yo pussy ass up brahh |
| Who is it? Looking for stock traders on X |
| If the war doesn’t end soon then likely yes |
| https://preview.redd.it/a9rg0rkti1gh1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f53af5de835ea64d310c7da64ab269c16e08cb87 |
| You know you aren’t applying to Wendy’s when your biggest holding isn’t in this threads chat |
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| whoa whoa whoa easy girl |
| Possible but highly improbable |
| Tomorrow the market bleeds |
| I'm gonna get real weird with it |
| https://preview.redd.it/crrytv7oi1gh1.jpeg?width=592&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8e65265d901b14fa013f7fe6112fee722dbb0e08\n\n \nEverytime I think of META |
| Cool…so what are you buying? |
| EAT MY CARROTS |
| desperate times |
| this worries me. I think the market is prepping it to spike on earnings |
| Awesome company with a great entry point |
| Bro, I’m shocked you only have two down votes (one being mine). Dogs are better than most people – fact! |
| SPY +2% possible tomorrow? |
| who was originally in this meme pic? |
| AI companies are entering a bear market. But Apple isn’t considered by Wall Street as an AI company. It has done the opposite of other big tech companies in regards to capex. Investors reward Apple for that. |
| !banbet META 5% 24hr |
| In Asia they go inside restaurants too, sometimes on the table. |
| Everyone here: “I’m just waiting for the bottom and then I’ll buy!!!!!” |
| Might even be the first executive ordered execution |
| Hike that rate you fucking pussy! |
| Can always sell some and hold some |
| plays game \nlosses game like they hadn't spent tens of billions but just burned it\n\nsays game shouldn't be about competing lol\n\nChina........\n\n |
| Meta down 9 days in a row |
| It keeps “correcting” actual words I typed correctly |
| You’re just jealous cause people treat their dogs better than they would you. |
| I used my one wish willow on rate hikes for tomorrow. You’re welcome. |
| I guess you're Indian or something, south Asians seem to hate dogs |
| wrong take , no hike and FYI the fed stopped giving forward guidances. |
| broken brain retards think they're talkin to the dogs and jesus |
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| Yeah as long as we hold we will rip imo. We just had some of the high beta stocks flush out 50%+ and STX and BE and CLS and GLW reactions to earnings were good which means there's still appetite for the AI trade. Big flush needs a bounce eventually and I'm timing it as once we get FOMC resolved. Maybe it's on Friday after big tech earnings though but I doubt it. |
| what season of squid games are we on |
| Buy Lucid calls |
| one day i hope i can type this |
| He's not wrong, he's just early...\n\nIt's the same thing! |
| Same here but my long term does not like the money I put into semis earlier this year |
| You shouldnt |
| that dude raises rates tomorrow and he'll be under criminal investigation very shortly |
| Sun rises in the east and sets in the $SKHY ADR. |
| Ohhh okay. So that’s why everything you write is so gay now |
| 99%? Hyperbole much, retard? |
| Respectfully, if you don't like dogs you can get the fuck out. |
| lol why would you buy spy puts? Spy isn’t even going down it’s qqq that’s going down |
| Imagine having to look at gas prices |
| !banbet MU 550 30d |
| The real selling starts tomorrow. The fed either hikes or signals hikes and the market plummets |
| nah bro the dog ppl are fkn retards dont let them get to you |
| Same |
| People give me a hard time about my emotional support scorpion on flights |
| all in ASTX seen me do a clean 5x or go bankrupt. |
| koreans all doubled down with extra leverage. |
| tomorrow is semi supercycle day pump skhy pump everything everybody software is cooked tomorrow then buy again after fomc dip |
| Obliterate them Zuck! |
| kospi from today or August will be cleaner and behave better as new rules on leveraged ETF trading kick off. The volatility stabilizaton is the governments main aim with the rules they say |
| So now that memory/semis are drilling ram and SSD’s are going to be cheap again, right?\n\n…right guys? |
| My account got hacked or something, come on. You know how nimble the interwebs can be. \n\nLet me buy you coffee and cigarettes and forget this. |
| He hasn’t been listening to me recently |
| local gas station |
| Don't EVER talk about my WIFE that way ever again, you got that buster??!! |
| Want me to call the waaaambulance? Just integrate homie |
| exactly how I felt when I saw this. |
| So is MU going up tomorrow? |
| https://preview.redd.it/qcjz3e3ai1gh1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=37ceb8590addc1b13975a2407428854f5ddb55d6\n\n |
| God fuck I'd probably just consider it a 100% loss and shit myself as 60% of my meme account vanishes.\n\nUp side: they rebrand as an american fab using the Arizona location and ask for government $. |
| Losses for ants. |
| It must model itself after the user. |
| In Europe dogs go inside restaurants and everywhere all the time …. |
| covid stocks. Thems were the fucking dayyyys brother. |
| True |
| Korean skhy execs looking out the window at the sun rise knowing what they’re about to do to their overleveraged countrymen |
| If I was META I'd def take digs at memory in my ER, just out of spite |
| You gotta be quicker than that |
| you could put the fake YouTube log fireplace on in the background and make a night of it? |
| Where u seeing this? |
| Visa call/put buyers fuckt |
| Isn't July supposed to be one of the best months for markets usually? |
| That’s something similar to what your dad said about you |
| 2500%% !!1! |
| What's the beforemath? |
| only down 11% today! woooo! |
| **BanBet Created** ▲ | **Record:** 1W - 2L\n\n| Ticker | Target | Entry | Move | Expires |\n|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|\n| **SPY** | $745.00 (above) | $740.92 | +0.6% | 23h 60m | |
| !banbet SPY 745 1d |
| Nothing feels better than internet shopping and then not buying anything in the end\n\nIt gives you the placebo effect that you made profits out of nothing |
| An earnings call then a couple weeks ago said he'd lease out data centers almost guaranteeing no return in upcoming earnings. Question is if it is priced in, but explains the Put-Call imbalance |
| I have no idea what these words mean. \n\nBullish or bearish? |
| Usually when this comment gets posted it means we're not even remotely close to the bottom. |
| Why? |
| I'm gonna watch my semis continue to tank wishing I pulled out weeks ago. |
| I hate American dog culture.\n\nWhy do 99.9% of people have dogs here????\n\nWhy do people bring them to grocery stores and restaurants all the fucking time.\n\nThis isn't a thing in other countries.\n\nEdit: Downvotes and comments all proving my point. Y'all are OBSESSED. |
| Everything will crash before/during the FOMC and we get no cut and the market goes back to normal. |
| Puts on meta |
| The charts are little misleading sometimes when you withdraw money or add money |
| Profit |
| You tell em |
| Damn that mountain still trading above VWAP 🤡 |
| https://preview.redd.it/nj3ca0axh1gh1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1325b6562b8539ab7fa3e4416d894d18449d3e2a |
| I threw up |
| ok fk it.\n\n!banbet SPY 745 1d |
| this is why we cant be together |
| They all like to use leverage to trade stocks; it's less like investing and more like gambling |
| 💦💦 |
| Glad I'm not a momentum trader\n\nOoooff |
| Kospi is having going to have a out of business fire sale tonight |
| Fed meeting tomorrow, so unlike when i'm with your mom...pulled out... We getting HOLD or RAISE in rates, so fuckit my money is safe till tomorrow |
| Let me guess Microsoft delisting tomorrow \n\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/koqo8gfsh1gh1.png?width=573&format=png&auto=webp&s=1df7b02771ca4d7019c672c382d71e864242f3dd\n\n |
| Will you actually sell and buy a boat or keep holding and get greedy |
| To imply that what SMCI got caught doing is what everyone else does is pure echo chamber regardedness at it's best |
| Bought SNDK today for the first time today bulls your cooked |
| It's priced in.....only Kevin Warsh is not ..... |
| You ever flick a nose nugget and it ends up popping you in the face? smh |
| Al jizz? |
| Are my 7/31 spy $738 puts cooked chat? |
| Look at SNDK go! |
| I can feel it in the air that we’re back |
| This is not the intelligent analysis you think it is. |
| Me when I feel the bottom is in and I'm ready to buy:\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/c7ccdwhrh1gh1.jpeg?width=1600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fda6c52c3fc806f6da017127da2d720ceb87ac07 |
| I will be collecting a toll on all who pass through this comment section |
| SPY green, earnings beat, Koreans still gonna figure out a way to light money on fire |
| This isn’t as satisfying to look at as a port falling off a cliff |
| its all comin apart.... |
| This fact is legit why I was leveraged to the tits and got fucked lmao |
| BORING!!!! |
| If the shittiest memory company can pump then surely the actual good ones can do it too right? |
| The risks for a left tail event going into August opex are as big as they come. Tomorrow has basically 0 supportive flows from MM hedging and any downside below current spot puts us in a negative gamma environment where dealers are short gamma. So the recursive feedback loop of market down -> mm sell rinse and repeat is likely if we see any weakness. \n\nThis is what the options market is saying, but I think absent a surprise hike, or unfavorable press conference, tomorrow will be quiet until the earnings come out. And the rest of this week and into August is when market is most at risk. |
| I mean, I meant next tuesday, but if you want to check today go for it. you'll just be dissapointed. 7 days from now AI will be boosted again on the other side of earnings. |
| President said he is selling Busan to meet margin call. |
| Oil tanker just exploded in the Red Sea. Source- Al Jaz |
| Pray my $7K MU 2X - $801 entry level today, pays off tomorrow. |
| Whoever is going to time this dip right is going to be disgustingly rich |
| pharma and 0dte is my plan to make it back. my regardism is peak |
| That’s right QQQ… edge that correction territory 🥵🫦 |
| Wait is that how I get my underwater stocks to pump? I just say its "undervalued" on Reddit? |
| So they caught up near instantly what took the west 20 years to do. And you're worried about 2 year gap? Lol |
| Oh by looking at the charts and 1yr timeframe I thought it wasn’t your first time |
| hold --> vix crush |
| https://pbs.twimg.com/media/HOVqGLUXkAAXhMk?format=jpg&name=large july has been the best performing month every year. and this one is already at -8% lol not even march 2025 was that bad |
| What if Korea 25% up and 100% leveraged? |
| The market continued its crazy circuit breaker frenzy during the day; damn market |
| this is your answer....all made up?....all of em...ok.....what about when a company misses earnings?.....they make up numbers out of thin air to miss and lose share price?.... |
| What are you pivoting to so I can start shorting it now? |
| Omy grok. What have you dun. |
| We're all bad. Some more than others |
| Where did Zuck more or less confirm poor AI revenue |
| Bought 300 SNDK at 1098 in AH hope we can get a pumperino tomorrow after fomc is a nothingburger. |
| Tomorrow is going to be fking wild. |
| A lot of people are going to blow up their accounts tomorrow |
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| I would sell at 190 and short it back to 180 then reverse. There's been too much fading lately |
| do you like video games or computers or anything. it's going to be a while before these RAM prices go down, they're going to be going up for a long time. |
| hold or raise that is the question... |
| I haven't made back anything lol and it was my first and last time |
| SNDK's stock price has fallen 50% over the past month, yet it remains up 100% compared to its price in March |
| Ooof |
| If my savings was a pic |
| Oil going up |
| After being wrong all those times, he got to correct now, right?? |
| dang! The could do a Quest 3 & Meta bags bundle. Could have a card redeemable for stock and invite to the wild and visually appealing metaverse earnings call. \n\nno better place to put monay than advertising corp that has single person majority voting and likes to invest capex to compete in both actual tech races and completely made up horseshit ones straight outta imaginationland. |
| KOSPI gonna fall another 13% tonight as every person in South Korea files for bankruptcy |
| https://preview.redd.it/bcbzpbach1gh1.jpeg?width=551&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3eee16f74386643ca56b570af5c46e7f6741de39 |
| I'm gonna build a program that will be basically a big red button connected to a bot that will sell all my positions at market price when I press it. |
| I don’t need to. I overpaid and I’m gay |
| Going to be a crucial day tomorrow |
| AMZN, GOOGL, MSFT are all out of vCPU capacity in EUS, EUS2 regions... no capacity for customers, so customers can't spend more thus they arent going to make profit |
| bought the top of all AI stocks ama |
| Uh oh Iran making unreasonable demands again. \n\nI’m convinced the conflict is only going to escalate going into midterms. |
| https://preview.redd.it/idf06gv7h1gh1.jpeg?width=1541&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4deb967df2c43b66ed57cba5fc52b7b4b5ce367f\n\n \nPrayed for these Days |
| hey kospi look SPY is green you dont have to fucking crash and burn |
| What are your pre dick shons for FOMC? |
| Not how it works unless they blow the strike out of the water |