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| My co worker quit 8 months ago randomly, but I got an email that had him tagged.\n\nI was curious what the dude was up to and googled\n\nArrested the day before his departure for soliciting intercourse with a 14 year old. Sex offender list and all.\n\nDude was the quietest mf in the building but I can’t believe I even talked to that dude. \n\nHe was super awkward so that’s why I thought he quit |
| How |
| Bitcoin will never be above 70k again |
| 📉 |
| Because both probably get their chicken from the same supplier. There's only like 4 mega-farm conglomerates. |
| You can turn that in to a mill in 20 minutes |
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| injustice |
| I meant 2/20 sorry |
| Actually I sold a bunch of CSPs on ZSL which are Cash Secured Puts at the $2 strike expiring next Friday on 3/20 on that trade you are taking in the premium so you are paying quite a bit less than the market price if they stick you with the stock not sure if you are familiar with that strategy or not . |
| Smh. True wsb stuff here. I hope it does bro. That'd be sweet! |
| No quant has ever been profitable without handholding their models the entire time. |
| shorting the US stock market with leverage |
| The market can stay irrational longer than you can stay solvent |
| And it will smash your colon... |
| I need Karma to post epic DD. Pls upvote. You regards won’t regret it. Time is of the essence. |
| I need Karma to post epic DD. Pls upvote. You regards won’t regret it. Time is of the essence. |
| I need Karma to post epic DD. Pls upvote. You regards won’t regret it. Time is of the essence. |
| and believe it or not, at that point you wont want to |
| I wonder if pope Leo will give turn the Vatican into a military juggernaut pulling off multiple international humanitarian interventions.\n\nI mean he is an american pope. |
| this trump fellow needs to stop playing games with me !!!\n\nthe only game i respect is the game of "foot ball" |
| Jobs was record good, did you not see the big report this week? It was double expectations |
| I need Karma to post epic DD. Pls upvote. You regards won’t regret it. Time is of the essence. |
| > Good jobs, good inflation, good earnings, good fed, good GDP, no wars\n\nLiterally all of this is false lol, except maybe GDP if you only care about one sector carrying it |
| US decoupling, unstable debt market, lower imports and exports (might be wrong on that, but at least from EU countries I would Imagine). Lower interest in US stock market as the dollar continues its free fall eating up any foreign investers returns. Structural issues introduces last year and escalating this year.\nUS still has innovation and good demographics but China has innovation and germany and EU has stability. Before US had everything, im not sure that change is priced in at current evaluations. |
| What the fuck am I supposed to be doing? |
| unless its tesla |
| If she really wanted to she would of blocked him and end of story |
| Yes you are retarded ! |
| bondi, lutnick, patel, trump and others \nthe corruption levels are above 50,000\n\nThe corruption levels hitting ATH\n\nevil fkin people man\n\nthe more i research the more disgusted i am\n\nHOW CAN THEY RUN THE COUNTRY |
| Have you heard of a rug pull? You are playing in the casino, my friend. |
| yup just went the mall and it was busier than black friday |
| Dear dairy,\n\nHow do you handle two chicks at once? \n\nAnswer: cocaine \n\nThe end |
| i think you'll be able to buy SPY 499 again |
| I am still trying to figure out the truth\n\nShe gets defensive when I ask and sometimes I swear the bean is plastic! |
| Even if I could get a job none of the jobs I can get are I want |
| Oh indeed |
| on the swing set at the park |
| more like epstine led this sell off also related to Morgan Stanley |
| Ya he’s a billionaire now |
| Interesting |
| The only one that you listed that was accurate was GDP and it’s all tech which is highly uncertain right now. Jobs? Huge revisions and further losses from AI. Inflation? The DXY has been on a steady downward trend for a year. No wars? The US military is planning for multi week boots on the ground operations according to the news which is exactly what they told us about Iraq before it turned into a years long nation building fiasco.\n\nEdit: I still don’t think next week will be the big one, but we’re definitely on a downward trajectory in most areas other than the stock market indexes. |
| Bring the super bar back dang. |
| Love burry getting into the mud on twitter with PLTR bros after releasing his short thesis |
| if the market makers decided we crash, retail cant stop em |
look at things that matter\n\n Price/Earnings Analysis Indicates Stock Market is Overvalued The P/E ratio of the S&P500 shows that the market is currently 90.0% overvalued compared to historical norms. www.currentmarketvaluation.com |
| Or did it? 🤔\n\n(yes, it did) |
| Ladies and gentlewomen- It’s Dame time |
| I met a ho with bipolar once, she broke my heart 💔 |
| You know what they say about assuming |
| But it did |
| But have you seen the Dow? |
| mango gave them a 3-4 week time frame for a deal before they blow them up. |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/Extreme_Coast8002 made a bet that NBIS would go to 100.0 within **1 week** when it was 86.345 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 0 wins and 1 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| its not a book its a vr hentai experience |
| Must show on the go |
| hotties be all around the world |
| It can’t both be true that you are making EV (expected value) by selling and the buyer is making EV by buying. No matter how unlikely or rare an event is, there is an expected value associated with it. There is a fair price for every option contract. If you think the seven pennies market is offering is more than the fair price, then sure sell it. But just because something is rare doesn’t mean it is worth less than one penny. The market is usually pretty good at sniffing out bad options and there’s not even one penny offers for them.\n\nHumans are very bad at intuitively estimating very small and very large numbers. Every lottery ticket has an expected value, usually smaller than the price to buy it. But if you find out the millions in jackpot and the chances to get it, you’ll never be able to truly understand the expected value, only math can help you calculate it. To be a rational option trader, to buy or sell, only depends on the true expected value of something, and if the price is more or less than that. If you have no idea what the fair value is, “it will rarely be worth anything” is not the justification for selling it for pennies. |
| I would smash some Walmart sushi. |
| Netflix makes dogshit shows, always have. Will only take a couple years for their viewerbase to grow up.\n\nTheir content library is so shit that piracy always seem like the right choice no matter the situation.\n\nThey are overvalued extremely if anything. |
| Geez and I thought I was salty lol |
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| Oh, I invested my entire 401k into poop & fart coin and you're laughing at me? I'm broke. I'm wearing a pickle barrel right now. And somethings clogging the bunghole |
| Hopefully this regard sold at noon |
| Some moroccan ladies be fine af though. |
| Yeah that's the only obstacle to stability and riches for all, bears better hope. |
| WMT adding fresh sushi bar to their Florida locations.\n\ncalls on WMT. |
| # lmao at everyone having lost money in PINS hahahahha |
| You don't know what any of those words you typed mean... |
| Another day passing by and no Iran war.... Ber better hope harder |
| Doing some weekend DD building and refining some models for swing and day trading strategies. Using z-score calculations to normalize price/volatility by measuring distance from a look back periods mean. Anything greater than +1/-1 std devs are good places to look for trades. Anything in between +1/-1 sit on hands and wait. Any quants here want to throw a dog a bone for how to filter some of the false signals and noise? |
| Where my bipolar baddies at |
| All you guys fault. You guys has turned Wendy into a meme on WallstreetBet |
| If they had approved Luigi's back treatment, they might have. |
| You idiots need to stop thinking this market makes sense at all. \n\nIt is more likely at this moment that netflix will not be allowed to go through with this because of trumps admin.\n\nEven still puts aren't the move. Just stay away and stay safe. |
| This was supposed to moon to $125. But it’s been sitting at $30s for quite some time. Was hoping it’d get bought out. Median target of $95 is still quite a considerable profit. |
| AI oh my .. can do everything . These linkedin cunts need to be institutionalized |
| BITCOIN, sorry |
| Anyway what’s going on with UNH? Is this actually returning to 330+ in the short term? |
| Yeah I'm probably just dunning krueger on the coding part |
| valentine's cock |
| morocco and egypt. sounds racist but the dudes are like horny zombie scammer npcs, kinda made me reconsider the concept of humanity. they were not the same thing as me, closer to encountering a coyote in the woods. would not recommend. |
| Back in April 25 I had all my guys buying any and all MU they could under 85 for commons. I said it would be the easiest 200% they'd ever make. We all sold at 200% MU never stopped trucking |
| just because it has speculation doesnt mean it's ALL speculation. Bitcoin has a niche use case and gets all its value through the most speculative bagholder. |
| Huh so this refinancing wall that's talked about with the national debt also applies to private companies? Though here it's different since the companies are the ones issuing the bonds. So not like the banks sitting on worthless 1% interest bonds. |
| Bro is coding himself all night |
| But why? The correction the last couple weeks begs the question, why? Good jobs, good inflation, good earnings, good fed, good GDP, no wars.... Like explain the ber thesis? Because otherwise I'm not betting on more downside regardless of the fear in the air |
| I went there last year. It’s all a charade man. The cameras creep me out |
| 2/10 would not read |
| It's not up to us, it's up to the big boys. If they want liquidity back because their clients get antsy then it's a bear market. |
| Exactly. I thought it was -2300>300k. |
| Unrealized gains don’t flow to income in most cases. |
| That chick you've been talking to on bumble for 3 weeks is getting railed out by a stranger whos only 2 words were "wanna bang?" |
| Multi-generational amazon bagholders created |
| Valentines day story time for the regards gather round gather round.\n\nImagine noticing a stranger walking past you, a hot stranger. Then imagine you asking the hot stranger if they would like to go to a comedy show with you. They say yes. Boom you're at the comedy show, its open mic and horrible. "Wow this is nice, thanks for taking me here" the hot stranger says, "what made you say yes?" you reply. "I was honestly just curious if you were a hidden celebrity because of your confidence" the stranger says.. "Well that's what I've been hiding from you.."\n\nYou suddenly get up on stage as the last shit act ends. You absolutely kill the drunk crowd, everyone is howling, what a success. You slowly sit beside your date, "how long have you been a famous comedian" with watery eyes your date says. You look them deep in their deep eyes, "It was my first time" |
| Yeah, there are some reasonable talking points, albeit on the alarmist side. Maybe they just want to be like the Fox news of finance youtube and generate views by spreading nothing but doom and gloom. |
| The Dow is up 50000\nSir I’m robbing hood |
| So two more job losses on Monday then? |
| The whole thing is dildos. \n\nGreen or Red? |
| False dichotomy. Dead is also an option |
| Anyone’s been to Rwanda or any country in Africa? |
| > Surely he isn't the first to find a money glitch of this kind.\n\nDidn't AMC do a lot of convertible debt too? I remember the meme stock people being mad at them for repeatedly harvesting money from the high stock price.\n\nIt's more like stealthy dilution than covered calls - you're being handed money in return for the promise to pay it off *or* if your stock does well the option that the person holding the debt can convert it to shares and sell those shares to get their money back. \n\nIn this case the company is using that money to buy btc, although in a market crash situation they'd have to do what I described and use another round of bonds to pay off the higher level bond holders who wouldn't be in a position to profitably convert their bonds. |
| Did she transition after she met you or before? |
| enjoying a 30 count nugget from cfa |
| Watch out for the oven too |
| If you’d invested in McDonald’s you’d be up 📈📈📈 💴💴💴 |
| This isn’t regular poverty, this is advanced poverty |
| Market has to be flat next week while sectors rotate. Too many thinking indices up or down now. |
| Going on a hot date with the wife!\n\nHappy Valentine's day\n\nWould I rather be trading? \n\nYes, yes I would! But papa 🐻 gonna get momma 🐻 drunk tonight! |
| Way of kings, or harry potter full audio cast audible |
| Well said |
| Market has to be a green week next week. I’ve been decimated the last week. |
| I really do think the market crashes next week |
| Sir this is a Wendys |
| Breaking news! Poor people having trouble paying their bills. Stay tuned for more updates! |
| bitcoin isnt capital retard |
| all-in 0DTE SPX calls after a 7:30-8/8:30AM dump could change everything, just sayin'. |
| Who actually invested in this there has been a sharp decline in quality since private equity took over |
| I was patient enough to wait for $88 & bought more yesterday (Friday). Average is now $85.79 |
| Doing some weekend DD building and refining some models for swing and day trading strategies. Using z-score calculations to normalize price/volatility by measuring distance from a look back periods mean. Anything greater than +1/-1 std devs are good places to look for trades. Anything in between +1/-1 sit on hands and wait. Any quants here want to throw a dog a bone for how to filter some of the false signals and noise? |
| In todays world where everyone knows to buy the crash would we ever actually crash again lol? Even in April regardless if tariffs were paused we would still have made the eoy finish tbh |
| https://preview.redd.it/0s93cbmn9jjg1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=04cf6ef858edcf1febdef9f22772b1f47850879b\n\n🔥🔥🔥🔥 |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/Crazy_Donkies made a bet that HOOD would go to 116.7485 within **3 weeks** when it was 106.135 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 5 wins and 3 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| i heard kanye was really sorry. that's good to hear. i'm sorry too kanye... |
| Competition from things like Chromebooks, Microsoft's constant fumbling with Win 11, it trying to force AI down everyone's throats to justify its investments, Xbox brand starting to crumble with too much focus on "Game Pass" that won't pay off long-term, and Valve's huge push to help legitimize Linux, shows that this might not be true this time. |
| I am using Claude’s Opus 4.6 day and night, and I have come to the realisation that I state below after endless coding nights and chatter:\n\nIn the recent future, labor will not be rewarded. Capital? On the contrary, it will be all. So here my advice, folks - Buy Bitcoin while you still can afford to do so. |
| Cantors PT is based on only two things: the LNG contracts and the gold contract. Nothing else. Tech is valued at 0 and I think will remain that way until they bring the digital title to the exchange. |
| Watch mango's tarrifs get declared illegal and spy absolutely hoooon. |
| I ain’t standing for no China hate.\n\nBears the fuck outta any “modern” economy”\n\nTikTok will take over |
| Buy call with longer expiration |
| Idaf, who even eats at Wendy’s |
| I wish people would think about who it might trigger before they post stuff like this. I just ordered a ton of delicious food and now I've lost my appetite thinking about your poorness |
| Honestly, it's garbage at writing code too. I've in earnest tried to use multiple different paid models do major work and at best it just writes super basic code in parallel. \n\nBut, it's a lot like walking a tightrope in high wind. You have to be exceptionally specific and it still goes off doing weird stuff or being extremely verbose. It's terrible at highly complex tasks. \n\nBy the time you get it working, you could have just written it yourself, but better because you have a better understanding of the underlying code. \n\nI now use a multiple agent flow to do boiler plate stuff like dependency upgrades, test writing, and refactors of existing working legacy code. \n\nBut, that's really just junior or sub-junior work. \n\n |
| I've been halfway to a mil for about 6 months now. The temptation to visit the roulette table increases every day |
| I'll find out tomorrow I did it all online |
| You need to learn risk management. Cut your losses before it becomes a large drawdown. Keep your losses small. Give yourself a chance to survive and learn things the right way. |
| MUST...FEED...*CLAUDE*🫴 |
| Netflix won’t get into theme parks. |
| Yes but the quality of the handies is about to plummet |
| Sir, this is a Wendy’s post. |
| Pump and dumps are gospel at this point…\n\nBanks can’t resist this one simple trick |
| ty, will look them up |
| So are you on the plane in a seat or in the cargo area with the luggage? |
| https://www.caixinglobal.com/2026-02-13/in-depth-china-lifts-the-lid-on-multitrillion-yuan-corporate-iou-market-102414303.html |
| Wait so it's kinda like saylor is selling covered calls through these convertible bonds? And mstr stock getting called away when it rises doesn't really matter since the goal is to wipe the old debt (old convertible bonds getting exercised) and get more money (issue more bonds) to buy more bitcoin? Infinite money glitch as long as bitcoin keeps going up, a race against time while it's flat, declining and bouncing.\n\nSurely he isn't the first to find a money glitch of this kind. Idk like borrowing stock on margin to sell covered calls to the same person you borrowed the stock from. \n\nIdk sounds insanely regarded. |
| ngl any advisor who buys like CVNA MSTR etc at this point should be jailed |
| Idoit |
| Yes unironically |
| Source? |
| Men extinct soon if we keep donating so much sperm. They'll be able to keep civilian around for thousands of years without us |
| I tried reading it twice. The Otherland books and Tailchaser’s song are amazing though |
| Blame it on the mods, I tried posting it several times, bans/blocked/made invisible each time. easier to show a pic of the DD of your fav OF “model” than to get in a paragraph with words like Supreme Court, tariffs, and executive powers to describe underlying trends of nvda |
| I completely blacked out and checked in my flight. I don't remember doing it, but it happened 2 hours ago apparently.\n\nMy subconscious put me in npc mode and sorted it out himself |
| How the fuck does that work |
| “As of November, outstanding IOUs were worth RMB 2.57 trillion (1.8% of GDP), although "that’s just from what the state-backed association has managed to tally from platforms that have reported.\n\n“Large manufacturers, many of which have been having trouble making payments out of cashflow earnings, have paid their suppliers instead with (mostly six-month) IOUs, which has created additional debt and has passed on liquidity pressures down the line.”\n\nDebtmaxxing |
| Bring back the JBC for 0.99 |
| That’s not the stock market you’re feeling |
| I’m going to try not to trade for 2 days. But monday is a holiday. So including the weekend i wont be able to trade for 5 whole days.\n\nI don’t know if i can do it bros |
| Bro if your were any good you wouldn't have lost 99% of your money to begin with. Chill out |
| i hate you |
| Genocide/colonialism is profitable AF. Just check out the top 3 companies in history (4 if we include Saudi Aramco.)\n\nhttps://howmuch.net/articles/the-worlds-biggest-companies-in-history\n\nhttps://www.visualcapitalist.com/most-valuable-companies-all-time/ |
| Honestly, I think this is a real factor that's sometimes underestimated by people, the tilt factor. Like, the 'reverse value' of that tilt of seeing SLV immediately crash after you just exited your short position is so immense. Everything has utility,, we can't just limit everything to the nominal dollar values. |
| Too many people in here got their scam degrees at UniBersity. |
| for this sub V-day is actually virgins day |
| Pam Bondi is not pleased |
| I can’t afford concerts so I go to target every week to watch chicks dance for Tiktok |
| Me no get margin on other platty form. Robinhood trust me. Robinhood friend. |
| Dow only worth $49,501 right now. Pathetic. |
| I need Karma to post epic DD. Pls upvote. You regards won’t regret it. Time is of the essence. |
| The Dragonbone Chair: Memory, Sorrow and Thorne Series by tad williams is SLOW as fuck, is this just the way he starts his books? iam like 70% in |
| You're gonna go far kid |
| I wish I had the last 5 seconds of my life back. |
| I need Karma to post epic DD. Pls upvote. You regards won’t regret it. Time is of the essence. |
| I need Karma to post epic DD. Pls upvote. You regards won’t regret it. Time is of the essence. |
| I need Karma to post epic DD. Pls upvote. You regards won’t regret it. Time is of the essence. |
| I need Karma to post epic DD. Pls upvote. You regards won’t regret it. Time is of the essence. |
| big yahu knows how to pamp it |
| He’s so fuckin cooked actually |
| Classic mistake |
| Yuck... |
| I need Karma to post epic DD. Pls upvote. You regards won’t regret it. Time is of the essence. |
| Cool story. |
| Inverse reddit. |
| Canadian government banned like half my pew pews and now they are safe queens. Sucks. |
| schlong nflx. |
| I need Karma to post epic DD. Pls upvote. |
| I could really make wise use of a time machine |
| fuk |
| What is the update. Was amazon up 8%? |
| Did you all not realize HSY was a lock leading up to Valentines day??? \nCocoa shortage, rotation into staples, unimaginative boyfriends\n\nBut did I play it?... no my dumbass chose ketchup..KHC |
| Show must on the go |
| Better start gambling better. Nursing homes are expensive af |
| You all don't see it yet, but I do >!not either so whatever!<. |
| Will they help me pick better trades? This is amazing! Thank you! |
| Flesh wound bruh. Get back out there champ. You got this! |
| credit cards constantly make $ on transaction fees.. people increasing don't use paper currency |
| You downvoted, so am I wrong? |
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| These are banana republic gains. |
| he Tel Aviv stock exchange is up 7x in 2 years |
| its less the sink and more the root cause behind repeated kitchen floods ya kno |
| lmao another doomsday ber.\n\nMy friend who studied at the prestigious DeVry university has predicted spy to top at 900 next month. |
| Cute |
| Step 1: \nYOLO savings into 0dte calls. \nStep 2: \nPray.\n\n(this is not financial advice) |
| Make me move to Norway or Denmark, assuming financially everything will be okay? 😍😍😍\n\nMake me move to China? 😱😱😱 |
| 'Cause it's easy once you know how it's done\n\nYou can't stop now\n\nIt's already begun\n\nYou feel it runnin' through your boooooonnnneees\n\nAnd you jerk it out |
| First of all.. the government couldn't even begin to back the amount of USD in circulation these days. Not even put a dent in it. It's all funny money now. \n\nSecondly, can you exchange crypto for cash? Yes. Can you exchange crypto for illegal contraband without the government knowing? Yes. |
| Tom lee would be proud of you |
| You list data center stocks as AI but not the components that power them? Truly one of a kind |
| Because if they don’t stop bots, people will just drift off ? |
| Get one of those automatic shutoff valves |
| How's that surge pricing plan working out, Wendy's? |
| fuk |
| I'm down 48% so I'm holding. |
| Seriously ? Reddit knowingly allows bots and receives payment from them? Whats an example ? |
| At 9:00 AM on the 13th it hit $200.72…. |
| It’s going to open -3% I can feel it in my anus |
| 🥭 had happened |
| You really have big 🧠 bro, you happy or want a medal ? Memory and storage are AI got it |
| It’s interesting as that’s one possible reason - but why would they present themselves as a Chinese person if they were trying to go under the radar ? And why not check for basic spelling mistakes in the title? A lot of the points do actually make sense, that’s the thing .. |
| How will a text-based LLM speed up full self driving research? Please enlighten us |
| Anyone using Robin Hood still is a retard and only has themselves to blame |
| He knows US economic is fuck in the next 2-3 years so he want to cash out as much as possible. |
| I can eat corn, I can make things with corn... |
| heres the thing robinhood has always been an unimaginably retarded "brokerage" so just dont use it if you're intending to be a non-retard |
| insert pickaxe for diamonds gif here |
| Nah, most of their crap is false and inefficient |
| Isn't it fun how Robinhood forced its users to use Persona to access their accounts? They deactivated all normal logins and the only remaining alternative login constantly has server problems. So the only way to access your account was to sign up for Persona and share your biometric data with them. It looks just like Apple's facial recognition software except the data is sent to the startup's servers instead of being stored locally on your phone. \n\nBut I'm sure if you email them at help@robinhood.com, they'll get right back on protecting your privacy. After all, you're their valued client, not a product whose data they can sell, right?\n\nhttps://kotaku.com/discord-palantir-peter-thiel-persona-age-verification-2000668951 |
| My regards to bag holders in 2030.\nEntertainment? Really? REALLY?\nWill Smith is eating meatball spaghetti in nearly 4k and we have 10 minute arguably better than a 1bn Hollywood movie ai clips in aivideo. \nPeople aren't loyal to Crunchyroll, Tubi, torrents or Amazon Prime much less Netflix.\nEntertainment goes the way of Blockbuster video. Netflix is a dinosaur. Ai is eating that entertainment pie up - the cost of the subscription is watch for free. And watch whatever you can mix or imagine, including licensed ip (China to thank for gen models). |
| What if the government said the USD is no longer valid, and corn was the new currency. Would it be valuable then? |
| No one actually gave an opposing view, they just downvoted 🤷 I’m normally bullish but have started feeling bearish of late |
| Ai companion apps experiencing sweeping outages as a result of increased valentines day traffic 💔 |
| i dunno ur just supposed to not turn it on and walk away for 5 mins |
| Fuck you too. |
| Yup sucks. I sold my SPY puts the day before liberation Day. |
| today is basically friday |
| You seriously fucking linked to LinkedIn? |
| And you know why the USD has value...Because it is stable, and backed by the government. Same reason why any currency has value. Crypto is just numbers in a database, it doesn't have any intrinsic value other than will someone buy it. Which is how any pyramid scheme works. |
| Wow |
| Liar |
| NFLX $80 Feb 27 🙏 |
| Why don’t kitchen sinks have emergency drains up top like a bath tub? |
| Okay first of all none of them are down 50% since October, lol. Secondly you are conveniently ignoring the players like MU and SNDK who are 1000%+ who are also in your “AI stocks” group. Maybe you should understand what is going on before insulting others intelligence.\n\nFinally, two of the tickers you listed were big on 🌽 before too so that’s even worse for your thesis. |
| What und think about coinbase next week? |
| FYI, I'm not necessarily arguing FOR it, I just don't understand the hate |
| Tells me how far ahead I’ll be at your age. Fool. |
| You wrote a book with no tldr?\n\n\nWho do you think you are? |
| Dis you at least sell at open and get a few cents?? |
| Agreed. Men are not needed much in modern society |
| there's a critical point where microstrategy owns just enough shitcoins to where everyone else will just say, meh, not worth it - and that'll be that\n\nshit is so useless outside of crime |
| Which way? |
| ‘Only because a huge company makes a product super high in demand people are buying and drawing in massive investments’\n\nYeah. Green is green. |
| spy 700 is never happening |
| Imbecile. |
| BlackStreetBois is the worst porno ever made... not a single woman. |
| All that gives anything value is the ability to exchange it for something else of value.. the USD is worthless as a 6 x 2.6" piece of linen, other than people accept it as an exchangeable currency |
| That is a a fact , Wendy’s is a Canadian brand. So fuckoff Americans, we don’t serve any dumber then our meat |
| sure you did |
| Nbis, crwv, orcl, msft, meta...\n\nNvda has been stagnant since October. |
| The latter.\n\n*Some people* are suffering. Not the consumer as a whole.\n\nOtherwise they wouldn't have 15% top line and 17% earnings growth YoY. |
| Mods ban this ant |
| Pure retardium |
| I also think if that was the case then women would rather have 3 women than any combo with men |
| False, are you a retard? I earned every CENT of my fucking money. Shut your goofy ass up unc. |
| Voldemort the 3rd |
| I have mine set at 69.69$ |
| Also, people working on AI tend to be deluded about the broad utility of AI, because AI is much better at writing code than it is at, say, doing legal research. \n\nAs a lawyer who has extensively tested AI, including the best models available, it's still total garbage. It doesn't "rival junior associates" because junior associates don't have a 50% hallucination rate lmao |
| I have puts though |
| Looks a lot like that AMZM yolo flameout the other day |
| It literally did touch 100 though? Lmaooo |
| Nothing stops us from shopping, not delinquency, our mortgage, the first 4 cards getting declined or my upcoming eviction! |
| What are the “AI” stocks? |
| ??? |
| Genuinely feel like throuples are the future given cost of living increases |
| You sound angry bro. The AI stocks are down 50% or more since October peak. Maybe try looking at charts 🤷 |
| Is it interesting that V and MA are death crossed and trending down while consumers are suffering offering a short potential? Or is that as dumb as it sounds? |
| I’m not calling everybody a Nazi. I’m calling Nazis Nazis. |
| Makes sense to DCA at these prices if you like the stock long term, but dont ignore the fact that this stock can still drop a lot more. I think Netflix misses their next earnings reports and the stock find finds it’s way to the 50s |
| We bombing Syria now |
| > "Oh shit, we were retarded and we funded every 'AI' startup, because we thought that 99% of these startups would become unicorns... now we're realizing that most startups are in fact just garbage"\n\nIt's not just AI startups its a lot of SAAS. For example AI today is already pretty good at translation and AI today is getting pretty good at coding relatively simple apps. Duolingo is proportedly worth $5 billion dollars but we're probably less than 2 years away from someone who is interested in learning a new language just having gemini whip them up a kirklands duolingo. So how is Duolingo really worth $5 billion in that world? \n\nAlmost anything that tries to sell you a subscription on a mobile device is similarly exposed, it doesn't matter if AI never hyperscales, it doesn't even matter if the bubble pops, these SAAS companies are probably fucked either way and there's a lot of purported value there waiting to be wiped out. |
| You can't call everybody a Nazi or else it loses meaning |
| maybe, i had to earn my money. when you have to earn it, you have a different mindset about money. a 19 year old gambling 16k on options didnt earn it. i foresee a lifetime of dumbass decisions for you |
| Bought coinbase Puts... |
| Won $100 in the casino while losing $35,000 in the market this week life is good |
| Fuck the poor |
| Made $842,500 last week so now I can finally afford taking my family out for pizza tonight |
| Anyone here have positive experience from Clawdbot? |
| This shopping mall is packed i thought we were in a recession 😡 |
| No I’m definitely going to block you buddy. \n\nWhy would I bother wasting any more time with you?\n\nBye! |
| 🤫 |
| Fair points. But I feel like #3 is the true culprit amongst the haters. |
| I can exchange cheeseburgers for pizza, I can exchange a blowjob for a meal, but an exchange doesn't give it value. Why does it have value...what specifically gives it its value. |
| $1tn was wiped out last week. Retail accounted for 5%. Good comprehension skills |
| deleted the wrong one retard |
| “According to New York Fed data, the 90-plus-day mortgage delinquency rate for families in the lowest-income bracket jumped from 0.5 percent in 2021 to nearly 3 percent by the end of 2025. Meanwhile, folks in the highest-income areas are doing just fine, maintaining “historically lower delinquency rates.””\n\nExcerpt From\n“Column | A new mortgage crisis is quietly hitting those who can least afford it”\nThe Washington Post\nhttps://apple.news/AEn5-uWj2T9Cf3mgDjGwj9A\nThis material may be protected by copyright. |
| Buy the dip |
| The road to a millie. You didn't post here to take profits, you posted so it fuels your 0dte legitimacy. Let's gooo! |
| Yes - and don’t forget it, I’ll check in on you in a few months to see what new thing they’re telling you to support. Don’t block me in the meantime, you guys always seem to want your safe spaces. |
| Happy my ass. Dudes just got a smile on his face cuz he has to. 100% hed rather be doing something other than whatever theyre out doing becouse of this "special day" lmao 🖕 |
| It's what happens when you have an overpriced product with understaffed kitchens full of people who can't execute and don't give a shit |
| my retardedness is de MAXIMUS tbh |
| first reply was enough brah |
| 1. Huge energy requirements, much of it from dirty fossil fuel shit that fucks up the planet. And I don't want to hear about how someone built a fucking solar farm somewhere for mining, meanwhile the lights run on coal. \n\n2. Used by criminals to facilitate human trafficking, child porn, and ransomware payments. And no, cash is not just as bad. These motherfuckers couldn't use cash for most of this shit. \n\n3. Some of the slimiest, scummiest, worst people on earth ended up getting rich from it even though it is the stupidest idea ever. |
| "Retail investors bought a record $48 BILLION in US equities in the 21-day period ending last week. \n \nThis exceeds the previous record set during the April 2025 CRASH by $5 billion."\n\nyou piggy morons are gonna get absolutely creamed lmao |
| You can exchange it for goods, specifically illegal goods without the government interfering. It is an equity, so it can grow in value (like stocks). |
| nice spalling and grammer* love u |
| So you’re doing it because it’s fun, but I’m doing it because I’m an incel with no life? \n\nInteresting…I guess when you’re really insecure you have to think that way. |
| But isn't Japan going full throttle into making Gundam suits a reality? |
| Puts on this guys mom |
| I get the feeling that whomever held over the weekend is slightly fucked, but nothing crazy. |
| skill issue |
| What went wrong in someone’s life for them to still think 🌽 has a future? |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/disgusting-puppy made a bet that MSTR would go to 120.0 within **5 days** when it was 137.59 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 0 wins and 1 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| They are just restructuring and it should be only about 5% of the company closing. |
| Cant wait for a bear market so they get rid of tom lee as well |
| i know =\[ this shits hard. only child and dad already passed. |
| Oh shut up, no we are not all going to replaced by a good search engine, if you're so freaked out about go to your local community college and pick up a trade that involves hands |
| help \n\npp still de minimis |
| Points may as well be dollars on indices tbf. Options convert to dollars |
| Mr. Dow Jones is a Marvel character |
| Gemini told me that the 60% yoy revenue growth from the likes of google is partially coming from the appreciation of their anthropic/spacex stake. So it's not fake per se but ties its growth to the ipo bubble. This explains why institutions are so hesitant to pump the mag 7. This growth is from one time appreciations, once those run out google's pe will suddenly shoot up to uncomfortable levels like 40. More realistic growth is like 30% unless they get carried by ipo hype.\n\nThat only reinforces my conviction to get out of the market soon after these ipos hit. |
| Too many happy couples out and about 😡 |
| I’m too dyslexic to read all of that. Give the me DD is 3 bullets. |
| Or go back to making flat beef patties that had flavor. |
| mom has now twice forgot the sink was on and flooded the kitchen. shes 76. do i needa like be actually concerned? =\[ |
| I just drank some water |
| Gonna be a gap down |
| The laws of physics prevents us from cramming anymore transistors per square nanometer. We can build electric infrastructure up to a certain point until the public begins to grab their pitchforks. \n\n\nThese AI models require a lot of transistors and wattage. They are incredibly inefficient and the current leaders in AI are too invested in their current inefficient designs. \n\n\nWe will hit a compute wall in 2028-2029 unless something changes drastically. I suspect OpenAI, META, and xAI are competing on who has the most compute as their competitive strategy instead of innovating. \n\n\nAI isn't any different than any other technology in recent history. It starts slow, rapid expansion, rapid contractions, and then explosion of success, followed by maturity of industry. \n\nThe "2nd industrial revolution" is a bit early..... IMO |
| Eugenics |
| WSB poster works there is all you need to know. Step 1) Sell. Step 2) Short. Step 3) Profit. |
| Bondi clearly said *dollars* when she touted Dow 50,000. This lady thinks there are 50,000 *dollars* in the Dow.💵🤔💸 |
| Browns suck |
| Why? They’ve already consumed every human creation ever. |
| My retardness is de minimis at this point |
| A gap up on Tuesday would be awesome |
| Scalpers be like, SPY is below the 30second moving averages |
| Can we throw Sam Altman in jail for impersonating a human? |
| It’s fun! |
| wasn’t tulsi gabbard kinda cool and hot 5+ years ago \n\nwhat went wrong |
| lmao the mag 7 being dumped is all bs to shake retail out. like KO is more expensive than msft lmao |
| If we could now get pumps after good earnings instead of dumps I'd be pleased |
| Come to europe! |
| That is the dumbest thing I’ve ever read |
| Sometimes it’s about principle |
| Well that’s a narrow minded way to look at ai lmao |
| regarding btc: who knows, the more it grows the less volatile it will be, maybe it will be used as some kind of exchange currency, digital gold etc etc, banks seem to adopt more btc so maybe maybe |
| My opinion on drugs is very volatile and poorly thought out. I was high when my port doubled on quantum garbage and I didn't sell. |
| Valhalla |
| it'll get better tho |
| Nazis are usually labeled far right |
| Epscheme |
| having a friend when you’re striving for a dream is so important, someone to tell the good news |
| Elsewhere in the thread you say you average "over 300%" per year. Here you say your yearly return is "around 500%." Which is it? \n\n\> I understand there is some luck involved \n\nThere isn't a single investor in the history of investing who has earned anywhere close to 300% annualized for an extended period. Quant-god Jim Simons "only" did 66% annualized. Peter Lynch was the best of his era and "only" did 29%/year, and this was back when fund managers were allowed to trade on insider info. The only way to get >300%/year for years in a row is to get lucky, and if you believe otherwise you're deluded. |
| 😂 please do |
| AI is good at small things with small context windows, which is effectively useless. These 225k context window agents are hilariously bad and inaccurate. |
| Has to be. Becouse when i use it to solve new problems it just sucks. Id prefer to work with a real person and bounce ideas back and forth with a real brain instead of a synthetic one. |
| You seem to be missing a piece my man.\n\nYou see, AI is the next big thing and so trillions are being invested. And because trillions are being invested, you can tell it's the next big thing. |
| How in the fuck is Oracle's ability to build AI data centers their own self interest? \n\n\nI hope it burns too. |
| It has to drop more first |
| no, its really simple: stocks are overvalued, their "value" is based on speculations |
| No, it isn’t. |
| During Christmas, my boomer mom canceled Netflix and I taught her how to sail the seven seas. |
| I still bet the bulk of users are just kids cheating at school lol. Or of course making meme videos and porn with the video stuff. |
| It wont just go back to 100k, it will go over 200k. \n\nBut not yet. It wont go back up until the halving is closer. I expect sub 60s before then. |
| You’re cooked if real |
| Wendy, Wendy left me alone ..... |
| I'm with you there. This fucking kidnapping of some random lady is the top story, meanwhile nothing to see here about Howard Lutnick buying multi-million dollar real estate for $10 from Jeffrey Epstein. |
| Bitcoin is going back to 100k. I just aped into MSTR puts yesterday. bottom ticked like a true regard |
| I'll let you know tomorrow when im sober if I don't forget |
| Jfc shoot me |
| I have more money than you did at my age unc |
| I don’t think you have any idea what you’re talking about, and that statement is just bizarre |
| Why does it have value... |
| As someone who uses Ai extensively and professionally on top tier paid models what i can say is this. The capabilities are extremely inconsistant and the answers are wrong most of the time. Does it save me time? Yes. Enough to justify the cost? Not really. They could have just paid me more per hour instead of giving us AI. Theyd break even and have a happier employee. |
| dump time for btc \n\nfakeout as always |
| The moment you do the bags will become 🚀 |
| Solve the case, write the book, make the movie. What is the case? |
| SOFI Stadium is getting a Super Bowl. All the other banks have to pay premium money for an ad spot. |
| yes, higher numbers follow lower ones |
| Jfc they need to take away your internet access |
| dump time |
| Puts on Brazilian nuts |
| Gold and defense up as it makes a Greenland invasion more likely. |
| Ironically, it has been going down with AI since October last year. |
| Yep. It's amusing that we always try to assign a "why" to *every single* stock move. Sometimes this shit just moves. There isn't always a good reason, especially in the short term. |
| your mom is upon us |
| Only because Samsung is like 25% of their GDP and it makes RAM. |
| Crypto dead cat bouncing we’ll see if it lasts |
| I want to sell my fucking bags omg |
| i really dont, i have google and i have ai: \n\n"And economists aren't the only ones worried. A recent Bank of America survey found that **91% of fund managers believe U.S. stocks are overvalued** — the highest reading in data going back to 2001 (4). Even veteran investors are taking cover. 29.12.2025 " :O |
| Crash by March ?\nAll stocks additional 50% down ?\n\nWhat |
| "If"? |
| 🌽 75k next |
| maybe, maybe not. either way you dont have enough money to buy my watch |
| No better feeling than paying a shit ton in taxes! \n\nI hope to know that feeling someday... |
| >Id like them to start using AI to create new stuff on the cheap, without huge sets or actors etc. throwing enough compute at entertainment generation has to be a profitable system at some point.\n\n\nThat's where things will be in 10-15 years. And it can all be bespoke single use media. "Make me a comedic who-done-it in the Harry Potter universe shot in the style of Denis Villanueva" and it will spit out a feature length film in 2 minutes. That's where having a huge catalog of IP is the trump card. |
| "I am no longer needed for the actual technical work of my job"\n\nYes, I'd hope not if you're a CEO.\n\nLeave the technical aspects to the professionals. |
| Unfortunatley, they tend to have shorter lifespans, higher medical costs, and lower income.\n\nI think they deserve to live good, happy, fulfilled lives, but not generally a condition i would want for me nor my children. |
| How do we cash out when the power goes out? |
| Nvidia actually bought access to a huge library of pirated media to train its AI. They're all a bunch of crooks and I'm glad they have no real moat against Deepseek and others like it soon to follow. |
| im worried i just permanently damaged by voice trying to sing black metal in the car for over an hour straight |
| I tried the different movements to go to another timeline but never managed |
| Disagree. I have seen several similarities in software the last two years. Is he embellishing? Yes, but not completely wrong. Lots of haters aren’t using the tools to their maximum. |
| How do these guys always have evil sounding names? A De Rothschild, Brad Weschler, Les Wexner. Most people I know have names like James, John, Emily. Lol |
| If Jerome Powell had a crypto id probably buy it ngl |
| Basically just wait until next month for the WBD shareholders meeting to see if Paramount can get them to vote against the deal. |
| He's not far right |
| Show me on the doll where crypto touched you. Jeez.. yall mf's really hate it. I do not get it. (I have never touched it), just don't get the hate |
| I loaded 674p but not at a great price on Friday |
| Costs an enormous amount of energy and infrastructure as well! |
| Wrong |
| i'm not clicking on a [linkedin.com](http://linkedin.com) URL. I'm just not!! |
| I used to love going to Wendy's with my grandfather as a Skid in the 90's and we'd always get baked potato's and chili. |
| It's overly complicated and easily lost forever |
| I’m short as of today |
| I guess you need to go back to school |
| Google Gemini was not at zero. They were just caught with their pants down.\n\nGoogle had Meena, released in 2020. It was renamed to LaMDA and re-released in 2021. In response to ChatGPT they released Bard built on LaMDA two months after ChatGPT. Google also has one of the most sophisticated AI labs since 2010.\n\nSure, with enough money and talent anyone can build an LLM, just like they can build a cloud platform like GCP or Azure.\n\nStop listening to "Thought Leaders" who are really just salespeople. |
| is tesla a ponzi scheme, what is the reason for their valuation, will they build the future mars cars and lead the robot revolution in 30 years? |
| Its a good long term hold. The bidding and debt is whats killing the stock rn |
| SpaceX IPO valuation estimates is ridiculously optimistic and retarded given that it's carrying the weight of multiple loss-leading companies like X, xAI, Tesla also Elon discount-factor due to him destroying multiple companies and being a regarded far right prick. |
| Where that pizza at pizza delivery boy. I’m taking this out of your tip. |
| Again, so is everything else. |
| 👍 |
| Google. \n\nThe company that invented Transformer architecture. That stated they were shifting from a "mobile-first" to "AI-first" company a decade ago. Whose staff went to OpenAI and are in large part responsible for creating ChatGPT. \n\nThey caught up from zero? Google basically created modern AI. |
| Damn I thought I was safe. |
| what a bizarre fuckin reaction. It happens all the time. You cooking meth in your house? |
| shh people dont understand this yet |
| the intrinisic value of future speculations |
| It had extrinsic value until AI came along |
| INFQ |
| You've pretty much described my microphone. |
| Maybe in a couple more years we can ask AI to make us the 3 seasons that were promised and cancelled 🥲 |
| We are in the throes of a pandemic. The sickness? AI Delusion Syndrome (AIDS). |
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| It's scalable and non-fungible |
| The stock market has intrinsic value |
| Wendy's is really bad honestly. Chik Fila is the only fast food worth getting these days. |
| It’s going to 50 |
| They're too busing trying to be funny online |
| Next week will be magic! |
| Was anyone advising Saylor or Lee? Were they not aware 🌽 is wherever blackrock wants it to be? |
| Its been useless since day 1. Why 0 now? |
| you just described the stock market, buy low sell high dude |
| Don't forget bribes! |
| I like all the 100% losses on 0dte options. Been there done that lol |
| It just sounds like you're used to begging for food |
| No because it’s a useless piece of junk that only attracts retards as exit liquidity for the big bag holders |
| IMO this will dwarf the others except for the first one. |
| If you're not that great with money, yeah. |
| so is literally everything except money |
| False |
| Cash rules everything around me, Cream get the money, Dollar dollar bill yall |
| Ok, why the hell is my kid watching Goonbob Squarepants? |
| Why? Due to quantum threat? |
| Yeah I should’ve just shorted it outright, $zsl sucks ass worst etf I’ve ever seen |
| Aren’t we at 4th industrial revolution? |
| False |
| Feels bearish in here. Good for my calls 🙂 |
| $PLTR LEAPS |
| 42 yo , still 25 years to go to retire- *rope emoji* |
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| There’s other ways |
| Wouldn’t need to be done if people weren’t using unrealized gains as realized in every way except taxes |
| It won't open there. but that's the direction it's heading. |
| I love crypto. It's decentralized |
| 150 million? this will take a few decades, million maybe thgis decade |
| This isn't new. Previous dutch law was a flat tax on all bond, stock and real estate holdings regardless of type or if you were actually in profit or not. One of the few countries where you could be losing money and still have to pay taxes. At least a tax on unrealized gains makes sense in the sense that you assume you sell it all on dec 31st and then buy it back immediately on jan 1st. |
| 100% of portfolio = $1000 🙄 |
| Imbecile |
| Or is it an Epstein scheme? |
| prob does have to test $80k first before next leg down |
| Make a YouTube video about it |
| o7 |
| SPY below its 50d MA, and right at the 100d MA. |
| Also, if I remember correctly, the second industrial revolution happened in the early 1900s, so it'd be the 3rd. |
| $lulu ☠️ |
| $lulu ☠️ |
| $150 |
| Taxing unrealized gains! That's gonna hurt when other countries start liking the idea. |
| $0 |
| -5% on NVDA it always sells |
| I thought this is the forth one |
| When I was about 5-6, I was harassing my older brother who was glued to the play station. He threatened to tie me up if I didn’t stop. Naturally, I called 911 to tell them “he’s going to tie me up!” Then I threw the phone 😂 \n\nWe had about 4 squad cars in the front lawn within 15-30 minutes. My parents were charged a pretty hefty fine or something if I recall correctly |
| Corn 70k. Bottom is in |
| No one is going to take you seriously if you include xAi in reasons why open AI is fucked |
| pretty much. i think it's simpler: sensationalism gets ratings and anti-tech narratives are all the rage.\n\nthe narratives aren't only JUST narratives - they don't even make sense. gpus die within 3 years (h100 is over 3 years already), gpus must be depreciated at exactly 3 years or it's fraud (what?), every tech megacap is committing fraud to pay more in up front taxes (what???), there's no money in ai, google won ai already (gemini was atop for abut 10 days), how can oracle possibly come up with funds to build (answered already)?, how can oai possibly afford to pay (they raise gazillions and still have an ipo), ai is worthless slop, etc and etc.\n\nit was stupid BEFORE the 'ai is killing software' narrative. now it's just idiotic. how is ai worthless slop if it's also good enough to kill software? why are cloud companies penalized for building out cloud, when oai raises baillions and every round is oversubscribed? \n\nthe whole thing is dildos. |
| btc at 70k, 200k this year or 150? |
| Sell the story to a real life crime show. |
| How did you do this? Can you teach me? |
| https://preview.redd.it/vbn3dwv20jjg1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f2875a507be9ce04fd7086274b227649c34d5832 |
| it's not even really yours until you take the serial numbers from the certificates and tokenize them into NFTs of cartoon cats dressed as pirates. |
| I need SPY to open at 670 Tuesday thank you in advance. |
| https://preview.redd.it/8fjmlxwuzijg1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eccec0df2c26ffa58c2e212c008f490690f1ec7e\n\nEveryone here |
| That Shumer guy is a dipshit, it’s just an add and AI slop written, lmfao. |
| So far no leads but it was a long shot and I bought the minimum number of impressions. |
| The entire decline is mostly concentrated around mag 7 while the indices largely are unbothered (dispersion as well) if they decide to start buying the dip while SPX is relatively close to ATH could get interesting. |
| What does that have to do with the volatility index lol |
| Then why are you posting on Reddit? The implication was that if I’m on here posting on Reddit I must have no life and thus no valentines plans…or are you too dumb to understand the contradiction?\n\nI just find it hilarious that you know absolutely nothing about me and yet you make these ridiculous proclamations as if your entire fragile little ego depends on me being a certain thing. |
| South Korea’s index is up 40% yoy |
| Please pump ts my bags are heavy |
| Didn’t realize this was WSB, lol |
| Everyone is smart after the fact... |
| But on the off chance that there is a big move that makes it ITM then your account is absolutely fucked up because of a single event |
| AI has proven to not have a moat. Google Gemini caught up from zero and is eating ChatGPTs lunch. \n\nThe same applies to other forms of AI. I'm investing in companies that are cheap because they're behind in the Full Self Driving game. Catching up will be easy now.\n\nRivian, Ford etc |
| I’m in at 100% as well unfortunately at a higher price tag. Selling weekly covered calls against it. |
| Crypto networks are valuable \n\nCrypto coins. Unsure |
| I’m all for Burry being active on the internet again but this dude is fighting with 25 year old kids about Palantir\n\nBruh. Just short the stock to zero. There’s like a million better ideas in the market at the moment |
| 2022-2023 Aston Vantage |
| What about Dre? |
| I’m in $90 leaps. Let’s see |
| What if AI is using your conversations to gauge macros to send to institutional investors? |
| Every innovation drives froth. Capitalism is trying to fit an elephant through a mice hole\n\nExcept AI is the mice hole itself and works to canablize everything |
| Not your paper, not your stocks\n\nIf you don’t have physical paper copies of your stocks in a safe, they’re not your stocks |
| Are you taking a GLP? |
| No joke I think I uncovered a murder case that was ruled as a suicide..\n\nHow do I monetise my discovery? |
| Oh no - I have a wonderful dinner out planned, it’s just fun to see how the other side lives. Your constant perpetuation of culture war narratives allows me to continue to pull in my outsized salary while you cry about pseudo science. So thank you - keep doing it, we appreciate it. |
| Fuck. My son accidentally called 911. I just let the call keep going without him saying a word, thinking they’d just end the call. But dude called me back from an unknown number 5 seconds after the call ended and it felt like a movie. Unfortunately there was actually an accident that happened right in front of my intersection where I live so I used that as an excuse to “report” it. But goddamn it! |
| Just did my taxes and I owe 11k. \n\nThank you Nvdia. |
| But what about Dre? |
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| >Dutch Lawmakers Approve a 36% Tax on Unrealized Crypto, Stock, and Bond Gains\n\nALL BEARS ASSEMBLE ON DECEMBER 2027. THE BIG SHORT WILL COMMENCE |
| The mortgage on my ski townhouse costs that and I only use it 8 weeks a year. At least he will use it daily. |
| \> Scam altman crashing out on deepseek v4 release and alleging IP violations\n\nscammy is an hypocrite of the highest degree.\n\nTrains an AI model on public data, advertises as OpenAI and yet refuses to publish open source AI models and gets pissy when someone does the same to him as he did to others and actually publishes an Open source AI for public benefit. |
| Then the edited Human grew up to invest in crypto, he sells cars too… and pretends to be a rocket scientist. |
| Some of it is but not fully. Price target by Cantor is 81$ without pricing any of the tech. |
| I think it's a case of 'journos trying to find any reason that sounds credible to make sense of market moves' (whereas the reality is just a semi-bubble correcting + unwinding Japan carry trade + pension funds repositioning) |
| Well i dont hate anyone trading it. I still like the idea of a decentralized global currency. |
| Fun fact: People from Somalia with downs have a higher iq than their regular citizens |
| And it was this day that smooth brain day traider gained three folds. |
| https://preview.redd.it/6d0yww0tyijg1.jpeg?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=abda7092b6ed652890a09de1b1524b47cf3923fe |
| It’s crazy to think that there are still people in 2026 who don’t understand crypto is a Ponzi scheme with no utility |
| Wonder how many institutional investors are using ai chatbots to determine macro outlook. Been talking with gemini and it's way smarter than my regarded ass. |
| Rude to speak of your mum that way! |
| Are we just going to ignore they called them retarded mongoloids in the article? I am disgusted with these Nerfherders. |
| No one loves latinas more than me |
| if you bought S&P in 2021, youd wait 2 years before you see green. dont like mango but this cope is absurd |
| Only way is up |
| Guy who won the $1M wealthsimple house "This really consolidates my retirement plan" go fuck yourself |
| 🤣 sad part is even though you're joking I'm nearly where you're pretending to be. Up another 11% in the past 24 hours. By all means please keep going your retard energy is gonna have me hit a 100x by this rate. |
| Only Up Syndrome from now on! |
| Looking like a green Monday!!! |
| That’s what they get for surge pricing. |
| Sold my LA weather calls too early fml |
| So you know that bit in the rollercoaster where the front of the car is over the hill and leaning downward, but that the last bit of the car isn't over the hill yet so the downward momentum is still low? |
| …does that same logic apply to you? |
| Pilates is the greatest thing ever esp if your the only guy |
| Institutional ownership != insider ownership |
| Whoaaaaa |
| Hey at least you made female contact today, Don Juan. Shit. |
| Seems priced into the billion dollar valuation? |
| That's enough for my single neuron |
| better odds than listening to redditors, that's for sure |
| It's a buying opportunity! |
| So I can hit up with my sister yeah? |
| Lmao I was just thinking about all the cash I'm saving and throwing it directly into MU |
| Wendy’s is trash anyway. But I found it a little worrying when the Coinbase earnings call ran Subway Surfer to keep people locked in. I hope I die before that becomes the norm |
| It can be used to buy drugs, illegal guns, or groceries. Am I wrong? \n\nAside from that, for trading purposes who gives a shit? If you see an opportunity to make money what does it matter? \n\nI hate to admit it, but I've shorted cancer treatment stocks.. Not because I don't believe in them, but bc I know an overbought stock when I see one. They ain't gonna fail bc of little ol me |
| I pick my stocks by interpreting Chinese fortune cookies that they sell them at the corner store. Never fails |
| How’s that a good news if it endangers this group? |
| behind the Wendy's like always |
| Any big valentines plans tonight? Regard posting on Reddit? |
| This is old news.\n\n( and the reason I’m a share holder!) |
| Wtf you mean next dip its literally in the middle of a dip as we speak |
| how about u eat my ASS\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| You can short it via an ETF. $FIAT. And it pays... weekly dividends. |
| Calls or puts |
| Dude you may not realize it but changing a gene isn’t going to change your portfolio being eternally down. |
| I made a bet with a girl to kiss me or slap me. She punched me in the face instead. Mission failed for Valentines Day. |
| I finally understand myself. |
| Hi Shane |
| https://preview.redd.it/iklmypaxxijg1.png?width=1440&format=png&auto=webp&s=483d34ba7bdcb6d4d869cb69924ae8f9e66abcb5 |
| Playing God now, I see |
| You had me in the 2nd half |
| Lol Nflx trading with a p/e similar to the Mag7\nPut the fries in the bag bro |
| fuck hes already dead |
| When i used to work as a computer support. The people i talked with on a regular basis definitely had lower IQ than most down syndrome people i have interacted with. I am not even joking. |
| Is this a SAAS product? |
| What about adding more chromosomes? |
| People with Down syndrome are the happiest people on earth. It might be a blessing to have it. |
| ME TOO!!!! STG LMAO!! |
| My wife’s boyfriend is gonna be so proud of me |
| Yes, I think this is why sex was less pleasurable also. Had no "urgency" horniness. I would still have sex, and it was still pleasurable, but almost felt like I was having sex because that's what I was supposed to do instead of "needing" it because I was horny. |
| So no more regarded option plays on this sub? |
| Holy Fuck |
| SQQQ up??? |
| let me guess netflix? |
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| https://preview.redd.it/06xf1zefxijg1.jpeg?width=1320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=11bae2342bb043c7da06f32ddb3e8a5aa3ce8234\n\nJust fyi it’s not working in humans yet. Only one cell in a Petri dish. |
| It's the same kind of question if it's better to hold gold or gold miners. Coin should be almost like a leveraged bitcoin etf. Though looking at the 5 year chart i think bitcoin was the better bet but both are similar. Coin was even more volatile than bitcoin itself. |
| Because its Useless. Worse than nft. At least you get an image |
| Less regard plays in the foreseeable future…foreseeable, right |
| Curing downs is easier than helping half of this sub understand how to make money in a bull market. |
| Funny you say that. I read an article on how porn fucks your brain a week ago and stopped fapping and I haven’t in 5 days and it’s been so easy. I didn’t even think about it. Could be helping. |
| You traded options didn't you. You got raped by theta wasn't it? |
| 125k car wtf? |
| I know it sounds retarded, but he's also right and she's flabbergasted in his confidence but BTC isn't going to 8k. So odds are he's 99% right..therefore he's confident.\n\nAlso inverse CNBC, Bloomberg, WSJ, and of course Reddit. |
| $MSTR CALLS |
| Sorry they are closing so many Wendy’s, |
| Fatty Corpuscle played pool and diddled little girls |
| Yes, had a vacation coming up so quit taking it 2 weeks before. I was 90% back to normal the first day of vacation and 100% by the end of that week. |
| They are trying to ERASE us! |
| How will the US losing to Denmark in men’s hockey affect the market |
| No |
| What car is it? |
| Enki would be proud. |
| That’s not how it works lol. They’re ordered in a group of 20-30 people and you each pitch in to pay for lab testing. It’s tested to make sure the vials are pure and have no metals in them. Most tests come back 98%-99% purity is which better than some US manufacturers can even do. |
| But how will we get LossPorn now 😞 |
| Netflix peaked with Queen's Boulevard. |
| Wait, no more options?? |
| You can't regard it's too late for you. But for your children and grand children that's another story. |
| What's weird is if you act the same all the time, you're the crazy one! |
| Lol |
| Just asked my Barber. He said you good, and he is gona tell everybody to buy PBR now. If anything, buy more before it takes off! |
| what am i gonna do im made out of MEAT |
| Ya momentum. Any stocks that is related to AI |
| https://preview.redd.it/4fugrt1pwijg1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=40ebb736b1de1ed4f53ea9f9cb19842507151dff |
| Thank god |
| Welp, there goes my exit liquidity. |
| Hooly fook mate |
| A coverup of a cannibal pedophile ring isn't enough to galvanize Americans to stop watching T.V. \n\nThe world is fucked. |
| Yes, I do think so, so stop being a retard. |
| Puts on WSB |
| We all are insane because we all have multiple personalities. The you when you're with family. The you when you're talking to your manager at wendy's, the you that finally gets some alone time to fap |
| That title is ice cold. 🙂 |
| how can i sign up for this valuable service |
| Shredded lettuce absolutely ruined their sandwiches for me |
| Damn son, you can’t be serious? Do you think this is top three one of the most ignorant things you’ve seen in the sub Reddit… How long have you been here five seconds? You must be a real dense individual if you actually believe that. And if you are implying, they are saying it so that they can buy low. This is not 4d chess as much as these conspiratorial morons want to make it feel like it… |
| It will only change your appearance, not your iq |
| In 25 years, billionaires are going to pay you to be their house-slave-sitter. |
| Got to go shoot my new pew pew this morning. What a steal! |
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| Read what you just wrote again. But very very slowly. |
| 10k |
| Inconceivable! |
| Morgan Thee Stanley? Isn’t she married to Klay Thompson? |
| 99% of you are aerobically deficient and it shows |
| Because they dont understand it. |
| lol k bud. |
| I'm normally all in or all out on individual companies, but this one screams DCA to me. I'm building a position slowly until the WBD vote |
| God damn it took me a while to get to the comments. |
| This is the correct level |
| K, don’t care what you believe. |
| He'll raise shares by making it a ocean city company. Ezy Refinance. |
| https://preview.redd.it/t8jtg04uvijg1.jpeg?width=150&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=10fac40057f0d3c9863c30e71d8fc6fe47a43a31\n\n*Wait...* |
| People who hate it so much just wish they bought it sooner/when they found out about it.\nSimilar to how homophobs are actually ghey bers |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/DevilsAdvocatePro made a bet that URA would go to 63.0 within **5 days** when it was 54.877 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 0 wins and 2 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| Simp |
| Hey Alexa play Unloved by Fit For An Autopsy |
| It's weird to see Donald with different color hair and makeup |
| As a Canadian. I LMAO at Diwali. Thanks man. |
| That APR tho |
| It made a bunch of retards absurdly rich. If they're dumb enough to still be holding they deserve to lose everything. |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/Longjumping_Steak724 made a bet that NBIS would go to 100.0 within **5 days** when it was 93.354 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 13 wins and 12 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| Story as old as time…\nAs soon as wealth Simple added $0 option trading, everyone’s portfolio took a nosedive. |
| The man is trying to see some ass, you can't see ass in these baggy fucking clothes. |
| This is too safe for WSB. You need to double up. |
| Ooof. Did they put 0 down?!\n\nGambling money on 0DTE SPX plays doesn't seem that bad now 💀 |
| Bro. I’m just saying I want women to look hot. I actually don’t give a fuck about fashion. Did you read my comment? |
| Makes me gassy |
| Yeah genz have really dropped the ball on trying to be unique. |
| Holy sheit |
| Well you might have to sit down for this one |
| TSLA options are cheaper now than I've ever seen due to low IV of around 42 |
| For the love of God please stop trading options, withdraw 5-10k and keep the rest parked in a safe ETF and let it ride for the long term. |
| And be crippled by debt well into their 40's |
| This is at least TOP 3 of the most ignorant shit I have ever read in WSB, and let me tell you, WSB is the major league of morons.\n\nThey know what they are saying, and **why** they are saying it. |
| 🪦💐 |
| If you're more focused on women's fashion than on the woman maybe you're actually trying to bat for the wrong team. |
| My customer is making a $2,200 payment for 73 months on their $125,000 MSRP car \n\nGood grief |
| Michael Burry responded to my craigslist ad looking for someone to mow my lawn. "$30 is $30", he said as he continued to mow what was clearly the wrong yard. My neighbor and I shouted at him but he was already wearing muffs. Focused dude. He attached a phone mount onto the handle of his push mower. I was able to sneak a peek and he was browsing Zillow listings in central Wyoming. He wouldn't stop cackling.\n\nThat is to say, Burry has his fingers in a lot of pies. He makes sure his name is in all the conversations.\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| Michael Burry has awaken up the wrath of the palantards. Dead cat bounce in monday? |
| The only reason another dude should go to frat parties - free beer. Well done |
| Were you in Bitcoin? |
| By rolling it forward. |
| Not a great day for doordashing, long wait to pick up orders |
| I think mortgage rates will be at 15 percent in another 5 years |
| How so? |
| Women’s “fashion” is so unflattering these days. This fucking mom jeans trend is brutal.\n\nI guess maybe that’s the point?\n\nAnyway, I can’t wait til this shit snaps back. |
| I've always wondered if the big ETFs can experience the same type of Gamma and Vega squeezes that other tickers go through. I'm too lazy to dig too deep into it and the liquidity flow for something like SPY has confounded me. I know that MM's and brokers need to hedge derivatives by buying and selling shares, but what breakpoint needs to be hit to see some seriously crazy action on something like SPY or QQQ? |
| My opinion on drugs? Well thats an easy one, both times I met the friendliest coolest people was when we were all high on drugs. |
| Because it’s a disgrace. |
| Why do people HATE corn so much? Serious question |
| I am assuming that that the buyers are not regarded and wouldn't exercise below strike price. The probability of someone exercising my contracts below strike is so small that I just don't think about it. |
| it's how they keep the price down |
| what’s the used car market like rn \n\nhas it come back down to reality |
| This is true, as volatility starts getting priced in. |
| wat level of single is it wen ur mom wishes u a happy valentines day and tells u to use her credit card to buy a nice lunch |
| Let’s ban AI forever, stocks will go up because capex and nobody will be able to make his own operating system using pc and chat = bullish |
| Costco rotisserie comes at a cost |
| What kind of ~~bro~~ butt stuff do you guys do on Feb 14? |
| Take your medicine |
| Pretend to be a 🏳️🌈🐻 and brag about full port puts. That way the MM pump it. But secretly buy calls. |
| Next couple weeks or months it will be the other way around:) |
| TRUMP, NETANYAHU AGREE ON MORE PRESSURE ON IRAN OVER OIL: AXIOS |
You fucks begging for more margin:  - YouTube YouTube でお気に入りの動画や音楽を楽しみ、オリジナルのコンテンツをアップロードして友だちや家族、世界中の人たちと共有しましょう。 www.youtube.com |
| Would bang |
| AKA Diwali |
| the chicken was suicidal. Getting to "the other side" is a reference to death. And then we just joked about the poor depressed chicken. ☠️🍗🐔 |
| Open the casino |
| With the bros? |
| I have a much simpler view. There is a food and housing affordability crisis that is growing, Netflix is not a necessity. Seems everyday there's more and more "free" tv and movies (google tv) for example, but so many others as well. Netflix is full of things you don't want to watch and so much produced by Netflix junk...and now you have to watch ads on the cheap subscription, whereas the other platforms are free that have ads. Personally I feel people will start cancelling their Netflix. |
| Buying/selling doesn’t indicate a damn thing these days. Pretty much every major hedge fund had been dumping CAT stock for months before the sun run really took off. |
| Everyone jacked to the tits in puts talking about a market crash and fintwit all saying everything is melting down. Damn should’ve bought calls for Tuesday’s gap up. |
| Valentines is next week |
| https://preview.redd.it/z645vjbjtijg1.jpeg?width=1100&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9008e6c491f33b71bde9e35c11e7562018d891ed\n\n |
| Did you mean to say butt stuff? |
| The Bigfoot sighting videos on YouTube are so hilarious. Literally every single one of them is a big dude in a gorilla suit. |
| I am hairless midget Yeti but I still got the full size hairy yeti dong. |
| That’s everyone |
| Kpop demon hunters is made by Sony. Squidgame was pretty meh for me personally but I know it's very popular for sure, can't deny that one. |
| ~~a~~ your* husband’s girlfriend |
| The next silver is silver again |
| N |
| You mean deal with the fact that someone would want to not only light their own money on fire but also give me free money?\n\nI dunno man seems bearable 🤷\n\n(Truly belong here btw 🤴) |
| ICE - to round up the young ones and deport the rest |
| why? Upside with COIN seems better but there's also the risk if something went catastrophically wrong with the company |
| #In Canada we call it Canadian Valentines Day LMAO🤌 |
| Market cap is not related to any inherent value of the company. It can go up and down based on people’s feelings.\n\nLike, just because people feel uncomfortable with a video game company (Ubisoft?) doesn’t mean that they need to transfer their prior positive feelings into a different sector.\n\nStocks are great overall but I wouldn’t look for that much logic. |
| Fireworks in Iran on Monday to celebrate George Washington's birthday?? |
| My profile is now unblocked you can read it with ease. |
| What kind of bro stuff do you guys do on Feb 14? |
| I know more about Guthrie’s mom than I do about Epstein’s list at this point |
| Nice try AI |
| I'm thinking we will get elite shilled cryptos soon that don't die unlike trump coin. |
| They will print to target 3%-4% inflation which public will consider tolerable to prevent a crash. Down the road it can get higher but in the short-term they will be able to pull off printing more without a big turn in public support.\n\nRight now consensus and vast majority is strongly in the "printing is net very good" camp. |
| Ignoring the sub we are, one typically either covers sold calls, or hedges by buying calls at a higher strike price. On most plays, selling options is ultimately the same risk as buying options. It just changes when you realize the gain/loss. |
| Sorry, the Frosty machine is out of order today. |
| yeah ok |
| Good Bot. |
| Immigrant Grandpa: Here is 30 years of my savings so you can have a better life\n\nDumbass Grandkids: Best I can do is yolo it into meme stock options |
| What position would 🥭 had given Maxwell in this administration if she wasn't sent to jail? |
| Eh just split between both. |
| #TLDR\n\n---\n\nTicker: PSTG\n\nDirection: Up\n\nPrognosis: Buy $80 Calls 3/20/25\n\nCatalyst: Hoarded cheap NAND inventory like CRSR & Meta partnership\n\nTarget: $80 - $90 |
| Don’t forget the shmegma |
| Can someone give me a tldr on the market today? |
| Also important to note is that all of the people trading silver futures on brokerage platforms that force liquidation before the last sale date due to inability to settle physically will be dumping before February 25th. Robinhood being one of those. |
| I was just wondering what you thought!\n\nI think printing money will give way to inflation which will prevent how much we can print. |
| THC is not marijuana stock. Do not mislead people dude |
| Yes |
| Valentines is tomorrow. Give her hints about her gift |
| I crossed into being profitable for the year last week! I have left a fortune on the table, but I've finally put my foot down on taking profit. Slow and steady wins the race. |
| Watching 18 year olds going to college to get a degree and a job that will be replaced by AI😂😂😂 |
| Because durable, powerful companies like MSFT are literally still growing at 60% earnings a year.\n\nEven without multiple expansion and returning to old valuations just static multiples they're going to outperform crappy shitcos that can't even grow revenue.\n\nThink of it this way. A 30 PE company is suddenly 18 after one year of 60% earnings growth. |
| For those who are alone today, just remember, think of all the cash you saved on cards, candy, flowers, dinners, etc. Now gamble it on options! |
| Post-midterms might be good for the market if the dems take back the house and possibly the senate. The market likes gridlock and congress will be busy with impeachments/litigation. Could also just be 2 years of frustrating chop.\n\nI think they'll do everything they can to juice the economy leading up to the midterms. September-October might be good. |
| I just ate a v hot chilli by accident at a restaurant dinner with the fam. I then accidentally touched my eye with chili hand. Ive been weeping and burning like never before. Happy Valentines you fckers. |
| Yea, too bad you don't have a crystal ball |
| Kpop demon hunters was a hit, Squid game, etc. Their Korean stuff has been a hit. |
| So nothing exciting happening to Iran this weekend |
| I was all in until OP failed to mention The Wire in HBO MAX stories. If OP doesn’t know Omar is coming he’ll get it all over his pants. |
| I waa only there because I opened the door walked in and started drinking their beer. That shits goofy. |
| the dumbest thing about the 'ai is killing software' narrative is that some of the biggest 'software' companies that got hammered are... also cloud companies, which isn't just a hedge vs software loss.\n\nmsft and orcl's main growth drivers are azure and oci (cloud). \n\nthe market's dumb af. these narratives aren't just dumb, they're contradictory. |
| That makes no sense |
| plus, as a bro, having sex with cute girls is hella gay. real kings cry themselves to sleep alone in the fetal position. |
| https://preview.redd.it/ogsnewadrijg1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=fac40e73007ff5b458beedec120eb7f8f15300cb |
| So you’re talking puts? Let’s say NVDA is @ $180, I sell a put option at $160 strike. You buy my puts, and price increases to $190. Will you exercise your put option to sell to me at $160 when the spot price is at $190? That means you walk away with a $30 loss per share. When you exercise that put option, it turns your trade into a short position. Now you owe 100 shares and have to cover your short at $190 when you sold it at $160. I win.\n\nNow let’s say NVDA goes to $140 instead. Congrats, your trade is “in the money.” You excercise and sell to me 100 shares of NVDA @ $160 when they only cost you $140. You make $2000 off your trade (minus premium you paid for the put contract) and now I’m stuck with 100 more shares of NVDA. But don’t forget I stack NVDA shares and have been wanting for it to drop below $160 to scoop up more. We both technically win. Lemme know if you understand. |
| But were they buying stuff? Admission to the mall is free |
| Looks like she’s unamused but she did respond 🤷♂️. Shoot your shot. Say you are sorry and that you “miss us” |
| https://preview.redd.it/rfax2pblrijg1.png?width=494&format=png&auto=webp&s=e3cf5a70035ebf3535d790b9ffb67454800249d4 |
| They also going to get that sweet movie money because at this point people that still go to movie theaters do so for the experience so the crowd is fixed, but will pay extra to watch it early on a big TV |
| this time they didn't even bother with CDO bundles they just sell the AI hype to sell the loans.\n\nI didn't know 50% of software exposure loans are rated B- or lower, is this real? |
| why do i need a valentine when i have my left hand |
| Netflix is just a side business of a big business. |
| Why are you looking at me like that? |
| 😍 |
| My gf said she doesn’t wanna hear me say a single thing about milk futures during dinner tonight, what the fuck else am I supposed to talk about?? How my week was? Because the past trading week was also ass cheeks |
| Hell fucking yeah. I wanted to get in on crisper last summer\n\nEdit - o h shit I can't read |
| A little overweight but that's because she's 4'10". |
| No one to spend valentines with so let’s just all cry together and laugh at each others losses |
| Good question |
| thats okay king u still got some done! |
| To be completely honest, women don’t like frat dudes. The only ones that entertain them is trust fund babies and ones that were sheltered until they became an adult. |
| *has a\n\n🅱️enis |
| Give them a taste of Dow |
| Russian spy |
| You mean the years where the volatility index didn’t spike past 25 once? And it’s spiked that already in the last year 5 times. |
| Already completed a masters in business and economics, and in history. Als a BA in political science. |
| Had to go by the mall for the first time in forever. My fears of a recession are overblown. Packed with fat fucks meandering around. |
| Not sure if my tastes changed as I grew up or the quality is worse in certain states but Wendy's used to be one of my favorite fast food places and every time ive had it in the past 5 years it tastes weird and not as good. |
| Figment of your imagination |
| What more do you need on some prime steak though? |
| That is usually how it works, especially on this sub. |
| Go for a walk |
| been in Abaxx since the ipo and have been regularly buying since. this equity is largely derisked with revenue rapidly increasing as exchange volumes pick up. \n\nat this juncture the tech side of things is valued at zero in the equity price. if they can scale it at market then watch out! we're looking at a s&p 500 stock in ten years. \n\nI'm expecting given short pressure for the price to continue to go down in the short medium term. so if your thinking of starting a position now it's a great time to do so. \n\ngreat write up, and best of luck to all! |
| You belong here 🫡 |
| You just gotta poke the trolls so they get mad. |
| I know it doesn’t have to be, has asked how I deal with someone potentially exercising my options. I’m only selling options on stocks I’m prepared to sell. As in, I’m not going to be upset if it does get called away. |
| Option writers can be equally regarded |
| Yes! I thought the button was more hidden tho. You can see it on this one |
| I got lucky every year with average gains of over 300%? Okay... |
| It’s happened to me before and it was like my first week putting into practice my spreads strategy at the time |
| solo Valentine’s Day date |
| Get back in there |
| There were plenty of losers from the rise of web.1 and web.2 etc. The rise of the internet destroyed a lot of business. Hindsight always looks clean and predictable |
| It's gonna be gold, vxus, and energy |
| hot |
| nah I mean I said “happy valentine’s day” and she responded “😑”\n\ndoes she want me |
| Personally I write calls when a stock spikes and the rsi is high, and is far otm on a weekly (I usually go for about 10+% otm on a relatively volatile stock like the favs here). Typically it expires worthless and I keep the whole premium. If the stock starts going on a tear, I can always buy it back, and almost always at a profit since the stock either dipped right after the rsi high or theta started killing it.\n\nAlso never naked calls. Worst case is that I have to sell something that I’ve owned for a while and already have significant profits on. If I want to buy it again no biggy I’d probably break even on that part. But I’ve never had to get assigned (yet). \n\nIt’s pretty simple and is predictable, low risk income. I do buy options too but always long expos now (did my time with 0dte’s and decided it’s not worth it). |
| Ah but therein lies the big question... Is it then not just better to buy 🌽 and not a highly leveraged 🌽 addict |
| the option writer is in fact usually more retarded, mistaking high winrate for profitability. |
| What makes you think mag7 is going to outperform this year? They're already 10-20% behind utilities gold energy materials etc. |
| It gets worse every time it’s posted. And you have it backwards, people with Down syndrome are generally potty trained. No Donald Trumps are potty trained |
| I agree, while Netflix does have competition, they are dominating the streaming environment. \n\nI have 6 113 calls expiring January 2028. Will load up more if they continue to drop. |
| Approximately 30-35% of all listed option contracts expire worthless. Contrary to the common myth that 90% of options expire worthless, roughly 55-60% are closed out by traders prior to expiration, and about 10% are exercised. |
| I’m lonely 😢😢😢 |
| [Insiders are dumping their shares](http://openinsider.com/screener?s=nflx&o=&pl=&ph=&ll=&lh=&fd=730&fdr=&td=0&tdr=&fdlyl=&fdlyh=&daysago=&xp=1&xs=1&vl=&vh=&ocl=&och=&sic1=-1&sicl=100&sich=9999&grp=0&nfl=&nfh=&nil=&nih=&nol=&noh=&v2l=&v2h=&oc2l=&oc2h=&sortcol=0&cnt=100&page=1) at/near 52 week lows, including the GC, co-CEO, CFO, and Chief Global Affairs Officer. Co-CEO just sold **$2.3m of shares at $83/sh**. I know that insider selling isn't always an indicator, but it's a pretty bad sign that high-ranking execs are willing to sell the bottom. If they expected NFLX to be back at $130 in March or April they would've waited. |
| Probably going to remain range bound on the 6 month chart for Q1. Q2 will set the tone for what direction we are really heading for the remainder of the year. Meaning chasing new highs or compressing valuations. |
| You gonna get cooked market is bouncing next week |
| If you have a stock that you believe will not decrease in value you will sell Puts. It doesn't have to be a stock you want to sell |
| The risk is higher near dividend payout. |
| normal lady. |
| I also agree with you to a degree. Money tends to bring out the worst in people. |
| One man’s trash is another man’s treasure. People watch that garbage. \n\nI started buying last week at 80. Going to keep accumulating |
| Everyone's wife, just letting you know yours isnt special either |
| Amazon prime have currently more subscriber than netflix so put it is +reverse wsb thx me later |
| BIIIIGGGGGG money. |
| Actually no, I just put it in caps like it is written in the app and literature because it is consistently written in caps for the purpose of visibility for the reader. |
| same |
| Why Argentina? I just returned from Peru, Ecuador, Chile, and Panamá and I’d move to any of them |
| I just realised the internet has COPS telling us what horrible shit we can and can't say! |
| People remember the Biden years way too fondly, dont think change of government will change narrative outside oil, healthcare and a few battleground sectors |
| Bro just casually dropped “De minimis” |
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| They're doing it as a hedge. \n\nLet's say you own 100 shares at $100, you sell a call option at $120.00 for 3 months from now for $5. You just locked in $500, and if you get exercised it would need to be over $120.00 or why would they do it?\n\nSo you locked in a $2500.00 profit in this scenario if the option is exercised. \n\nAt the same time they are probably buying a put for the same date of 3 months or later, so if their investment went down they still are protected.\n\nYou cap your up side this way, but if done properly, you can almost guarantee a minimum return depending on the volatility.\n\nObviously this is much more complex in practice but that is the general idea, also this is definitely not financial advice. |
| There was also a long post on PayPal not too long ago. |
| I didnt get as much cleaning done today as I wanted to 😞 |
| That is most definitely me |
| It is free money for NVDA. \n \nOthers going into debt to pay you is a pretty strong signal |
| Wendy burgers tasted so much better than McDonald and bk back in the day. Now you can’t even tell. |
| After all, he said “America fourth”, right? |
| That was good! |
| You only sell options on stock you want to sell. That way when it hits you are happy. |
| Both worked at PayPal / eBay back in the day. Some of those feckers were a little less evil than others |
| Just don’t show her your portfolio, and maybe. |
| Both regarded |
| My female friend is a |
| Waiting for the bottom and im jumping on like behind the dumpster days, I know I'm alone but I like it, dividend me baby |
| You think things settle down after mid terms and when warsh is in so we have some direction? |
| The market indicator of pre-owned Rolex watches is a bearish flag |
| I was actually joking about the freelance part, sorry. But I did do some freelance through Upwork a few years ago and it was a really tough way to make money. |
| ? |
| So your wife had a forearm toner in her ass at the frat party? |
| That explains a few things |
| awwww my port is red for vday how sweet 🥰 |
| fuck lmao imagine paying for a Netflix subscription just to watch The Office when you could just sail the high seas |
| Dumpy pants had time for a family picture |
| Lol ... keep dreaming! |
| Options rarely ever get exercised. I read before and not sure how true but 90% of contracts never get exercised. Alot of money to be made selling options. |
| So you’re going to say - “Happy Valentine’s Day! 😑”? Don’t come off that way homie make her believe you are happy. Women thrive off curiosity. |
| Hey stop doing that |
| Your wife had a forearm toner in her ass at the frat party |
| https://preview.redd.it/vl2lyxp2pijg1.jpeg?width=1536&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a4322d9843fd3a0e2c9ae930356949daf3e52272 |
| Why is there so much feud between Reid Hoffman and Elon Musk? |
| hey fellow humans I'm just here being a human like the rest of you *cough* ^^sell ^^everything |
| my dad wished me a happy valentine's day, which i thought was weird |
| Tahoe. Yeah we need it but I’m over it lol. After 9 years here I’m more of a spring-fall guy now even though I moved here for winter. Heavenly has shit coverage for sure. |
| Vix puts 😷 |
| FREE IRANNNNNNNNN |
| On the show must go |
| Once a month for me |
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| What part of the Sierra’s Tahoe needs the snow, skiing has been really shit this year. Palisades, Sugar Bowl, Rose and Heavenly have been horrendous. |
| Yeah and those Lehman guys got banished to the shadow realm |
| Full port NVDA Tuesday morning? |
| At some point this year people will be watching Margin Call and The Big Short |
| Sometimes salt and pepper is all you need for a good chunk of dishes. Try and get too fancy and just come out with weird tasting food that friends have to lie about enjoying. |
| Don’t sleep on gold. |
| I only see two regards acknowledging each other |
| My tendies!!!! |
| The regard hiding behind |
| Will futes fute sunday night? |
| You only traded a little more than 30 calls in 3 years? 🫠 |
| Sure, but CrowdStrike exists. |
| [how, is the dow right now?](https://youtube.com/shorts/_vGonMV2oWU?si=4U7S8bD68FW1pvXp) |
| So, they're both tarded? |
| My pet peeve is that the americans put salt and pepper in food and call it seasoning. |
| He went to the sunken place |
| It's less about whether it will, and more about whether it *might*, and how cool it sounds to fantasize about that at a meeting. |
| Legit question, how do you deal with the potential that the person you sell the option to decides they want to exercise their right and force you to sell 100 shares to them? \n\nTo me selling options just seems so not worth it. Literally picking Pennies in front of a steamroller. |
| BTC imo over the long term. Short term trading COIN will definitely have it's moments over BTC. Coinbase as a business seems to suck, they charge exorbitant fees and still can't find a way to crush earnings. The stock has failed in comparison to HOOD |
| Okay regard. |
| Sounds kinda like a pyramid scam |
| I take regardtrutide. |
| Well that's a obvious red candle |
| I need a side hustle to make it back |
| I can fix her |
| Cryptocurrency accounts for around 20% of HOOD's total revenue and is down ~18% quarter-over-quarter from $268m to $221m. Revenue is flat quarter-over-quarter even though everything else went up. If crypto keeps going down HOOD is going to struggle.\n\nI'm still bullish on gambling addictions long-term but I'm going to wait to see if crypto turns around first |
| LMAO🤌 |
| She responded at all is a good sign. Shoot your shot king |
| You hold me like you should, so I’m gon’ keep on dancin’ 🎶 |
| I see a regard and a guy in a tux.\n\nWhich one are you? |
| Sub blocks my posts 🤦♂️ too bad I guess the mods rather see people talk about eating crayons |
| Coinbase or btc a better option when crypto bottoms? I can hold both fully tax free |
| Sell everything, house, cars, the railroads, the airports, the beaches and move to Argentina |
| Luckily I moved to the high desert 20 mins from the mountains so I won’t have to shovel but I work at 7400’ in the mountains so I just have to drive in it. We have the some of the best plow teams in the country. When I lived up there for 6.5 years it was constant shoveling. We got 600” of snow one year I lived up there close to work. |
| I didn’t read any of that but when you have a company’s name become an action verb:\nGoogle it\nNetflix and chill \nI’ll grab an uber \n\nThat company is there to stay. \n\nNetflix thesis simple, WBD fixes their weakness: studio and IP. Outside of that, they’ve been executing. Ad business is under monetized and should only canine to grow. |
| My preferred move is to make a point that is unrelated but a completely verifiable truth. |
| Fair point, but the rise of piracy over the last two years is due to too may streaming services. Also piratening content does require a skill set to avoid hacking, or zombified for illegal content. The majority sees a sub to Netflix as a safe bet. Also with the consolidation between HBO, Netflix, WBD they get more for less. ( Some may argue that piracy audience is not Netflix or anyone; Cause who pirates will not pay any services.) |
| That, and the margin call. |
| It needs a little time to cook. |
| https://preview.redd.it/g8r17zucnijg1.jpeg?width=1320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0c5593ac0f61821108ac7e8178b463ca5dedea08 |
| is “😑” a good response when wishing your ex happy valentine’s day ?? |
| “You don’t know geopolitics very well”\n\nGTFO. You literally have no idea wtf you’re talking about. If you’re going to take what 🥭 says as geopolitics then you obv don’t know squat. Geopolitics goes beyond what one president says or does. It’s within the US’s national interest to keep Taiwan away from the hands of the gynese. They literally have naval bases all over the Asian pacific specifically for when gyna decides to invade. The US forcing Japan to rearm is specifically planned to put more pressure on Gyna and NK. \n\nYou’re too narrow focused on 🥭 and not what is actually happening. You think this little eyeran show is just because of eyeran? Look at the straight of Hormuz and see why this is just a reason for the US to position itself in cutting off middle eastern oil to Gyna. \n\nIf Gyna were to invade Taiwan it’s because they are cornered into a position that is being orchestrated beyond the influence of 🥭. |
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| For those of you whove lost everything. Welcome to the hood! Do you like my '98 suburu?😃 \n\nAs you can see, most of us just dont give a shit about siding or roofs. Hell, half my bedroom is covered with a tarp works just as good! 😃 \n\nIm stocked to the tits with cheeze-bites and doritits. Theyre just as good as brand names just cheaper! Plus we got this mayo you dont even need to refridgerate (we dont have a fridge). Enjoy your lunch! 😃\n\nThey just cant wait to hear how you lost the house 😃 |
| wtf could nvidia possibly say on this call to move the stock big. \n\nEveryone is already resorting to raising debt to buy their chips. It ain't exactly free money any more. |
| People who wear alo at the gym do the most 🌈 workouts |
| Talking about the election fuckery.\n\nHe can “executive order” all he wants.\n\nIt’s a huge risk to just follow along and break the law at this point. |
| what are your high conviction plays right now? Or do you mainly do sentiment/momentum trading? |
| https://preview.redd.it/z5zcke17nijg1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e1d62312877ed08d858cc5cd842c1f4cb260420a |
| How the hell do you deal with 5 feet |
| Fuck yeah. Still wish I had my E350 diesel van. Was the best rig to pull my race trailer. It was an extended 15 passenger van. Gutted it and put a bed in it to sleep at the track. Never can go wrong with a Van!! |
| But ads should bring more revenue + addition of WBD seems to be a great long term investment. I don’t think it’s a multi bagger just a better option compared to just buying SPY or QQQ |
| https://preview.redd.it/beu6v1m3nijg1.jpeg?width=549&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ffa2a6272180abfd6e1bbde456f4f2bcc4b43717 |
| https://preview.redd.it/clqwpun3nijg1.png?width=461&format=png&auto=webp&s=bc13be3d5009800506c8be41c22afe11f70a8f14\n\n |
| Because the market is experiencing AI capex fatigue and the indexes are reflecting that as tech makes up a significant part. It will likely continue to have high volatility until the Capex fears drop and then rise steadily again. |
| The internet was an infinite train ride up. Everyone wanted to be a part of the internet\n\nAI is a zero sum game. For every model you use, others lose. But intelligence has infinite appetite. It wants to eat everything in its way\n\nYou cannot long AI. You long the suppliers that help create compute power. But if AI is here, which it is, everything else is a bubble because\n\nAI’s only goal is to eat everything else |
| This is your Valentine’s Day? |
| This is WSB there are no lessons learned |
| Sierra Nevada |
| Just wait that it comes back you have time |
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| Fuck you live the north pole |
| They say silicon semiconductors will eventually be replaced within the next few years or so. Not sure when that will happen but it will affect the ETF. The only times it dropped was when Covid happen in 2020, when inflation hit it’s peak in Oct 2022, and April Tariffs in 2024. Those 3 big events shouldn’t happen again but you never know with this administration lol. I’m hoping something big does happen so the stock tanks and I can go all in again |
| #Lego sets |
| Since when did that stop home prices from blowing past GFC price to income ratios? |
| Didn’t he lose his arse in the 2008 financial crisis? |
| Likewise! |
| #Pokémon cards |
| Big deal, you will give it all back. **🥱** |
| I use an iPad like a true boomer |
| That is a pump |
| Nobody can afford housing even right now 😫 how can it keep going up |
| People shilling their favorite stocks on here is one thing. When they start shilling the economy though |
| They just roll it over to the next time |
| 3-5’ of snow on the way fuck. Is it spring yet |
| Republicans aren’t going to prison for dementia pedophile 🥭.\n\nNot only is it unclear he WOULD pardon any of them, he could drop dead any day. |
| >Ok, do you think that increasing debt will eventually put pressure on the markets?\n\nNo. Whoever doesn't want to buy our debt we will print to cover their lack of participation or inadequate demand. Fed buying in their place will prevent yields from going up and it will have no effect.\n\nObviously very long term this will have consequences but not for many years. |
| Oh no she’s fully aware. I told her I lost $250k on game store when that was going down. Her reaction was 🤷🏻♀️”well we tried” trophy wife |
| Where is my ending of the OA?? |
| Last one 100 percent. Did the whole breakfast in bed routine and let her sleep in myself. |
| She broke him |
| True, but if I have nothing left! \n\nI drank cognac (I made a sidecar) because I was out of wine! |
| It's 10x cheaper in Europe, we're thin as paper |
| Have someone change your account password and delete the app. |
| He’ll try but he’ll fail. |
| I agree the degree is dramatic, I just meant like there is no wonderful publicly traded company! Especially big tech. They are all in the addiction markets for attention! \n\nEven your iPhone is designed to keep you addicted |
| Or a trackpad on a laptop... |
| I hate so much disney. Trying to find a title takes around 5 min typing it on TV. Takes few seconds on netflix |
| The on must go show |
| Your discount dollar cost average orders here, if you add them 1 at a time |
| Pussy, jk lol, hope they come soon bro |
| It’s just hfts losing money against each other |
| Same, but champagne is not a daily driver lol |
| I always wonder what happened to him |
| Huh. Ok I'll respond to this.\n\nCredit is super tight.... but you fully agree with me that we're going to moon and cash if for idiots. I have no idea how you could possibly have that opinion because credit tightness is a warning that precedes every recession. But w/e at least you ultimately support the conclusion I have. Good for you for being fully invested. |
| CEO expects that they have around a 2 year head start if they were to start building it now. Most are focused on the gambling markets.\n\nFor Minehub it just takes time. It’s one of those slow and then suddenly all at once. But it’s too small to talk about here so you can DM me you want to talk more about |
| Good rapper. Mega narcissist. |
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| for 6 years dogecoin has insane liquidity\n\nhas to be a money laundering vehicle for the elites |
| Some evidence for GLPs for Alcohol abuse |
| Use this sub for comedy and high beta stock picks. DO NOT mirror the plays posted because although a lot of the real DD here isn't even bad, a lot of regards here overleverage with short dated options and blow up because of it. |