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| Bers: please, just drop -0.5%, please\n\nSPY: best I can do is ATH |
| I’m reverse psychologying the markets |
| Congrats to Car put holders. You're rich today! |
| Damn. !banbet SPY 707 eod |
| Shoulda bought CAR puts but im a pussy and not gay |
| Now google the percentage of adults with diagnosed autism |
| BREAKING: Lays potato chips is halting operations to retool their factory to make ai chips 😦 |
| Hope your puts are far stretched. It can still go much higher brother |
| I am fookin' balls-to-the-wall in shorts, puts, inverse etfs, etc. 🥵 |
| https://preview.redd.it/q7pjg3yykywg1.png?width=320&format=png&auto=webp&s=2215109b0d50a9cab23cf70381967fd598896dec\n\n |
| if you didnt leave 40k on the table with CAR puts are you even a trader |
| buying flyyq for 🥭 airlines |
| A nobody |
| QUANTOOM |
| Will we keep hitting new ATHs? You bet your ass |
| Trying not to be cocky but fuck all it takes is deep ITM 0DTE calls on SPY. No fucking way it’s this easy |
| They should ban non-English speakers here. |
| this is is NOT moving |
| It’s literally impossible for this to dump during the day |
| Keep pumping AMZN bols. Squeeze that shit. Don't give up now |
| both soxs and soxl are untouchable rn, i want in but i know either or is a shit decision |
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| i Short it here i dont believe this shit |
| In few years US government will bail them out like Spirit |
| what was the google news lol |
| QQQ 700 NEXT WEEK. LMAO |
| Stonks |
| Because xAI bought Twitter in an all shares sale, Musk's ownership stake in xAI increased to like 58% I believe. When SpaceX bought xAI in an all shares sale, then Musk would have gotten 58% of the SpaceX shares from that sale. He consolidated his shares into SpaceX shares prior to the IPO in which the company's expected to IPO at a massively inflated overvaluation. \n\nI've really never heard of a conglomerate owned by one man buying up so many failing companies in that conglomerate in all shares sales as I've seen with Musk. It all started with Tesla buying Solarcity at a massive overvaluation in an all shares sales, while Solarcity was insolvent and quickly heading towards insolvency.\n\nRemember folks, the only thing this man cares about is winning. He wants to be the richest. He wants people to worship him. He has shown he will gladly cheat to do it. |
| Dumping |
| Everyone, exit the market’s immediately!! This guy called the top!!!! |
| Look at the 1 minute candles. Look at 10 am when the negative gamma barrier was about to be breached. Look how they literally just activated the "45 degree up, zero retracement" options cucking algo. Just absolute algo manipulation backed by Fed dollars. |
| >Sell calls for a minor gain because I’ve been getting assblasted on options lately\n\n>Immediately put that same contract on my watchlist and rage all day while it keeps going up\n\nEverytime |
| Thank you. Here at SOXL we pride ourselves in the best chips |
| I love when my guy friends call me kitten |
| Glad I diversified 20% of my portfolio into Vertiv |
| My robot is suppose to be helping me with stocks but just left to chat up the new girl in the building. |
| Refinance where micheal |
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| and low low low low volume |
| Finally get a little selling in tech and spy doesn't flinch. Very strong 🙂 |
| Puts on your friendships then |
| Chance of triple top or we just busting to 730? |
| This is going to dump hard. |
| I can’t believe he has the gall to act like he’s a hip hop figurehead when his top song is something I only remember because of Madden 04 |
| Bought SOXS 10 days back after SOXX ran 25% in 10 days thinking its due for minor pull back. At the time I felt prudent. It ran another 15%. Now feeling like crap losing 50% in retirement account. This run is absolutely retarded. |
| INTERNATIONAL ENERGY AGENCY: WE ARE FACING THE BIGGEST THREAT TO ENERGY SECURITY IN HISTORY\n\nMARKET: idk man that sounds like a you problem lol |
| Brand new cadre of bagholders born today |
| Maybe we should change the rules about leveraging debt or allowing idiots to buy things with no money |
| Fuck it, going to call a tipple top on SPY |
| Bearish for your bussy |
| "Oh my gosh a lower high. We are going down!" \n\nShut up! uno reverse double topper |
| This shit can’t even go down for 15 minutes, never mind having a whole day be red |
| The ones talking about infinite squeeze potential on TUES? |
| I never thought I understood the market, but this is fucking bananas. How does a mega cap like AMD gain 60% in 3 weeks. That's the hill I keep dying on, and I refuse to learn! |
| People calling out support/resistance on CAR are hilarious lol. That shit is str8 vibes |
| Would not recommend. |
| 2028? boring AF |
| Someone out there sold spy calls on Monday and reloaded higher after it dropped on Tuesday. Not me of course. |
| God damn I hate TSLA |
| Triple top on the 1W chart if we can’t break through the 712.20/30 area but who tf am I |
| AMD just on a mission jfc |
| Dang son you a genius. How much did you make? |
| SOXL is unbelievable |
| Shits biblical |
| Nah |
| Car has a short float of 95% 💀 |
| Why aren't weed stocks pumping? |
| That’s it, YOLOing FLYYQ |
| Just take your PC monitor in with you |
| Looks like you're making it 1.3 million |
| Is it too late to get into CAR now |
| Just stick on tuber-ler bells for him… |
| 2% day? |
| thoughts on getting into UUUU and UEC rn? Had mixed results last time |
| Congrats, FK! |
| Taxes are for suckers! I'm a sucker |
| I love it when it just keeps pumping |
| I like FPS. This one gonna rip |
| So what’s the news? |
| The uneducated will be the death of society. |
| You ever full ported your entire life savings into the near 9 o’clock hour high only to watch that position drop to -75% value and have balls so fucking HUGE that you hold through the 10 o’clock hour and turn green by 11? |
| Bc its the only thing not at ATH? Bc you wish it was |
| Ber sighting |
| CAR broke 246 next up 227 |
| HOOD back to $90 |
| my guy friend stopped called me kitten and now its kitkat\n\nis this bearish, i think so |
| 1dte puts now |
| I had $150p that are worth less than what I paid for them yesterday lmao |
| IBM is a steal. They steal my money. |
| How many years is it gonna take them to do all of those buybacks? |
| Risk / reward on CAR starting to get interesting |
| Yuge green day! |
| Alexa, play the Shane McMahon theme song |
| I swing trade and only hold a couple days |
| I'm proud of you, son. |
| It will be when spy is at 600 |
| Imagine being named to your first CEO job, the happiest day of your career, and the market hates it so much that the stock tanks 12% and your soon-to-be company loses 2B in market cap immediately |
| I have a small penis.\n\nThank you for your attention to this matter. |
| IBM babyyyyy let’s gooooo !!!! |
| Duh! Just setup your desktop on bathroom floor |
| My portfolio had a $15k swing in two hours. \n\nMy portfolio is an assortment of lottery tickets |
| Unpause the circuit breaker from CAR and let it ROT |
| Once I buy car PUTS these apes gonna cover their shorts |
| Microsoft should be forced to toil in the mines |
| believe it or not but.. calls |
| my CAR 5/1 175P is going parabolic |
| More than 7 in 10 feel optimistic about their financial future according to new Bank of America data. \nI want whatever they're smoking over there. |
| So oil goes up spy goes up. Oil goes down, spy goes up harder? |
| PEGGED at 420.69 |
| Bulls are so retarded I swear |
| I can and I will (insolvent) |
| If I touched it, it would have bankrupted me somehow. |
| I mean I bought a 200p for 5/1 today for $1200 it really isn’t that pricey |
| Why the fuck won’t this mkt go down jfc, how are we pumping on worse news every fucking day |
| The market can stay irrational longer than you can stay hard |
| There must be no more bears left |
| 25 billion in buybacks and NFLX isn't moving in either direction lmao |
| Oil goes up 5 percent spy dumps .1 percent oil\nGoes down .5 percent spy pumps 1 percent |
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| We all do. Just at different times |
| I wanna take a shit but that means missing all of this juicy mid-morning action |
| You could have made generational wealth on CAR these past two day. Fuk |
| good advice |
| Seriously, who even needs a fucking job when all you gotta do is wake up everyday, and hit the buy button at market open. |
| Whats your opinion on $GLXY? |
| This market absolutely hates bers |
| wtf the car DD WAS WRONG? |
| Yea that’s the version I wanted actually |
| My bullish predictions for EOY:\nLunar $95\nAPLD $100\nNBIS $250\nCRWV $180\nSMR $60\nOKLO $120\nSNDK $1300\nMU $750 |
| This is a load of fucking barnacles. I suck man |
| Watch tesla somehow go back up |
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| $25k so far |
| https://preview.redd.it/crem83l6kywg1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4c4c90759c7089491e216d96a59e6e72d2099a4c\n\n |
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| Pump pump pump it up\n\n- Joe Budden |
| Literally any chip maker |
| CAR -75% ( 850 to 239) in 2 days\n\n \nwild |
| ~$.23 |
| How much you make on em |
| Spy 800 will arrive faster than 700. 900 will be even faster. |
| how do y'all have enough money to trade these CAR options. I'm just poor af I guess. Or I'm not as regarded with risk as I thought. |
| Spy on Crack.. |
| ADOBE YOU PIECE OF SHIT GO BACK UP |
| Just go long and buy any call, easy money. |
| Literally every full ports calls everyday, what do you even mean |
| bers really thought this was a red day 🫵 😂 |
| "US President Donald Trump orders the US Navy to shoot down any boats that lay mines in the Strait of Hormuz.\n\n\n– I have ordered the US Navy to shoot down and kill any boats, even small ones, that lay mines in the Strait of Hormuz, Trump writes on Truth Social."\n\n\nHullish |
| Software stocks?? |
| We don’t need no stinkin oil |
| No debt. Assuming the purchase price is $80B I’ll put up $600 cash and borrow the rest using my new $80B studio as collateral. |
| Daily ber extinction event |
| We are about to fly high boys |
| Value = total human labor??? Haven't you heard of supply and demand? Without demand, it doesn't matter what the total human labor is. |
| Someone just got in calls up here. You know who you are |
| https://preview.redd.it/kne5ry01kywg1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0104fd0b2e24cce7de15c2cfedda53b108d12fac\n\n |
| what in qqq is up? most of my watchlist down >2% |
| bears really thought |
| I sold some of my $ARM too early. Looks like it is about to grow a leg! 😂 |
| go back and look at what happens every time we hit a ATH on SPY |
| you should have signed some form what you wanted us to do when you became senile. it's too late now it seems. |
| TSLA 😂 |
| It does correct in the AH and then bounces Premarket so it’s fucked |
| My experience of 10 years and losing about 1.2 million, mostly weeklies. I am calling $Spy to 695 by tomorrow |
| Spy will be back to 709 |
| Probably so. Im just being a smartass with this post |
| Yo what the actual FUCK???? |
| You saw a 66% rise in 3 months chart and bought? You belong here 😄 |
| Wonder how much car 200p were at 700… |
| You’re in it brother….we’re just being pissed on and told its raining for now. |
| Lol this is psycho |
| bull or bear you cant say this price movement is normal. compared to open when prices were actually moving, to now where it ticks down 1 or 2, then shoots up and you cant ignore the ridiculous low volume on spy |
| it most likely will go down a little bit and then continuing the trend. |
| MSTR face ripped into the weekend. BTC may launch |
| https://preview.redd.it/3w5tjzrxjywg1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6e9be696d4c3eff88823e8ec81a3e0a1bac6aab5 |
| I had 20x 713 on Tuesday in anticipation of the taco pump\n\n\n\nI did not try it again today at open .....\n\n\n\nIm mad |
| yeah, that is why I am confused because it seems almost too easy, unless today is just very different. I think I forgot to mention that all of the calls I bought were already ITM. Buying 1dte options OTM is too risky. |
| Car sub 100 today? |
| 725 for me |
| took profit on my calls expect spy to rocket up now |
| Stop buying!!!! Freaking imbeciles!!! |
| Puts on you being able to afford a grave |
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| That's true, well some. Kratos has been flailing, AVAV is winning among them and I don't trust ONDS to not be a short squeeze pump. 🤔 |
| What's your expiry on the calls? |
| BORN TO APPLY\n\nJOB MARKET IS A FUCK\n\nApply For Them All 2026\n\nI am jobs man\n\n413,725,374,892 JOB APPLICATIONS |
| Stfu |
| CAR puts were so obvious, but if I bought them it would have touched 1k today. |
| Thank god. |
| Bought $230 CAR puts lottos thinking I was insane. |
| me. |
| “Just another two weeks bro. The energy crisis is gonna be biblical” |
| #NO MORE HALTS FOR CAR. WE DIE LIKE REAL MEN |
| I bought it at 10:36 AM @ 163 bro. IREN was @ 50 at 10:36 am and now you look the price. |
| HODL |
| you put a dot at the end, it wont work |
| Yeah buddy, supply and demand doesn’t work the same with an infinite resource like stocks.\n\nStocks are a measure of value. That value, while affected by supply and demand, reflects a relatively total valuation of the company it represents. \n\nThe value of a stock is not governed solely by supply and demand like a raw material would be. \nIt also carries representational value of a company. |
| Sold me car $350p too early. Missed our on another $6k. But profit is profit |
| Yo that AVIS crash looks insane wtf |
| Diversify a bit. Make sure your old man pile is bigger than your degen pile. DCA into you old man pile robotically. For degen pile Don’t go all in one direction we are all are just idiots that get lucky sometimes |
| Genius. Now take away his login before he equates computer chips with potatoes and starts buying tuber futures |
| I think everyone keeps doing it so MMs have more incentive to have those expire worthless. If everyone coordinated to stop buying puts and then just bought stocks and calls after the inevitable drop, the drop would likely happen. |
| I don't think buybacks have ever actually worked out unless short interest is unusually high. Short interest is like 2% for netflix.\n\nOther companies that have done this basically just lit the money on fire. AMD had a fat buyback program planned that did nothing, but slapping AI on everything pumped the stock to the sky. |
| This fool has no money lmao☝️ |
| Sheesh going up so high on so little volume |
| VZ calls sound good I like that spike we had this morning |
| SpaceX and Openai are the largest ponzi schemes |
| I lub da pamp |
| There are no more SEC investigators . IRS agents or really a functioning government. |
| Bears: all the data sucks\n\n\nBulls: but have you considered markets only go up? |
| PUMP IT UPPPP1!!!! |
| So many competing narratives about it but it seems like ever since Trump had that “a whole civilization will die” tweet and Iran came to the table two weeks ago the market has decided it’s over |
| Ran into an old colleague at a work event last month. He works at Anthropic now, and said that once the investor money stops coming in, they're looking at having to raise token costs by 10x (or reduce model output by the same, pick your poison) just to stay profitable. When this happens, software will bounce as people realize the math no longer maths to vibe code your own little in-house salesforce product |
| wen global recession? |
| The Ghost orders failed to push up the price |
| I really need a spy pop off to 720 |
| fuck you TXN |
| don't worry. one day you will buy calls and it will correct right away! |
| Remember to go and get some sunshine today.☀️ |
| Please dip I didn’t buy enough last time |
| Only do this on days with volume man |
| me 7x in the past 48hrs: nah, can't buy CAR puts its too late |
| They are insane, what are you on about? lmao unless you’re holding for years and years buying stocks or calls at ATH is not smart. |
| Bulls trying their absolute hardest to make SPY the next CAR L0L |
| QQQ JUST KEEPS PRINTING LMAO |
| Dude I should’ve placed puts on AVIS 😭 |
| Market strongest it’s ever been, even the 1% dump from overnight is eaten |
| One day I’ll buy low and sell high, but for now I’ll keep buying high and hoping for higher. |
| QQQ 660 please send 🙏 |
| I need to sell naked options to feel more alive |
| Mad Gay Bears downvoting everything again lmao |
| I full ported into BYND sooooo... |
| Just up up and up lol |
| AEHR\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/x7195f3kjywg1.jpeg?width=225&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7fef73152bd8966c37687d65944555ed941cff00\n\n |
| what dte those 17Cs?\n\n |
| Puts on Snow |
| SPY 715c … because fuck it. Let’s go. |
| My goat |
| Yup. Similar with sfdc and adobe, both used to have super high employee retention now everyone’s trying to jump ship |
| It's been 10mins since we've had a CAR halt. |
| Thats what I call a pump and dump.. |
| The answer to this is…it’s complicated. Trailing is just below the average for the entertainment industry. A bit above Google (Youtube). Well above average compared to television and radio broadcasting. Compares favorably to some other streaming services. \n\nThe hard part for me is I don’t even know what’s out there for streaming without searching the internet. \n\nNetflix is still the dominant streaming service ex-Youtube. Some sources say Prime is, but I don’t think that’s really true. But they are close. \n\nThe average American has 2-3 streaming services (ex-Youtube). |
| Puts at the bottom.\nCalls at the top. \nPut that on my grave. \n |
| I buy puts everyday thinking it’s gonna correct, it never does. Everyday I just railed |
| I’m not going to say there is going to be an SEC investigation, but there’s definitely going to be an investigation on CAR |
| In general? Probably |
| huge spreads on 5/22 puts .bizarre for sure |
| POET nice bounce |
| !banbet SPY 707 eod. |
| gotta wait two more years lmao |
| I honestly never imagined these words would leave my mouth…..but 🌽 might actually be the only thing that has any grip on reality right now. Everything else is just certified helmet wearing regarded. |
| AI is just an excuse to Bailout mega corps by giving them fat loads of money to make it look like earnings are better and better. |
| CALL\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/rdluy4qdjywg1.jpeg?width=1111&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2974c691f5c8f9232a43cc4b414097c1c90c39dd\n\n |
| AMD you beauty you |
| 😂 |
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| Oil about to wreck us economy ATH ATH ATH |
| Mr Bessant dont you have more important things to do? |
| alright boys im going long on GLD hopefully it doesnt tank again |
| # INTC GONNA CRUSH YOU GEY BEARS. INTC FOR LIFE. |
| I don't think the shareholders are complaining... Like, sure, he didn't keep promises, but man, stock is up by a lot. |
| Got it. My puts are Jun 18 so not so badly affected, finally (somehow??) starting to eek into + territory after buying at the pinnacle of the squeeze. |
| ^ RDDT |
| The risk reward at this point is extremely low, so that's why most are surprised. |
| No chance. At least here in Europe things will get very difficult if the supply of oil doesn't resume. |
| IBM seems like a steal. Am I a regard? |
| People buying CAR: 🍝🧠 |
| i can‘t with this market |
| Listen man, “all these big companies have done it so it must be okay” is in no way a reasonable argument |
| The SEC needs to enforce the law against buybacks. Then force companies to sell the shares on the open market, tax the proceeds, and have them give the proceeds to their employees. |
| yeah I am pissed paperhanded MU at least I didn't with ARM |
| Can yall just let car break 250 |
| You’re right everything’s going great actually |
| Markets are a ponzi scheme. |
| I wonder what the people who work for these meme stonk companies think on days like this when they see their company drill -50% in a day. \n\nProbably go home and freshen up the resume. |
| ahha, i built so many simulations and tests on claude that did great and the second it went trading for real it failed. thing is, if it was that easy everyone would just do it i guess. |
| I shorted spy and immediately regret my decision. |
| https://preview.redd.it/mad4wtv7jywg1.jpeg?width=686&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b7634bb62d18cb82ba673dafcb9fe1c8146356a1\n\n |
| 8 bagger on CAR\n\n\nfucking pissed I didn't go all in |
| I can't stop cumming |
| It won’t stop and it’s very funny man |
| It’s the obsessive kind of tism not the rainmain genius type |
| I like this play a lot |
| First time? |
| giddy up boys |
| Everyone thinking whoever buys now is insane.\n\nBut people buying at the top make money more often than not. |
| Investors wondering if there is value in expensive equipment from these companies which come up short against cheap temu/aliex drones. |
| I think we are all just trapped in here with Theta |
| The rug pull is actually just thousands of bear skin rugs. |
| Every time a mine sweeper clears a mine, a bear loses his entire port |
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| Stocks have properties of both finite and infinite resources depending upon the lens and angle used. If there’s pent up demand for shares of a stock extra supply can cause greater price increases, which isn’t how price curves for finite resources like land tends to work. If there’s negative sentiment of a stock or if it’s already oversold then it can cause prices to go lower.\n\nStock buybacks are seen as a defensive move for a stock typically and how the market reacts is an indicator. I know the company I’m at had buybacks a while ago when the stock was at a 52 week low and then it proceeded to tank even harder another 20%. When hedge funds own most of your public company’s shares I have a suspicion that the price movement on the stock will not behave a lot like the rest of the S&P 500 because hedge funds kind of exist to have anti correlations from the broader market. |
| Yes I think it will continue to rip for a while |
| Black Diamond hill |
| No. Hasn't even priced in what has happened so far. |
| VM why do all these regards think SPY isn't breaking $712 today when it already did? |
| you stupid son of a bitch, I'm in |
| Spy running on hopes and dreams |
| Micron & WDC long if you want upside potential |
| Mods taking notes |
| CAR getting held up by imaginary resistance at 250.00. Turn off the algos and let the hedgies trade like men. |
| I use spotify every single day. I would never buy the stock. Adding reels and shows and shit on the app. Wtf is wrong with them? |
| It really looks like it now |
| SPY 715 today PLEASE |
| Spx ath incoming again |
| SPY: “so anyways I started pumping” |
| CAR does not like being in the 240s.... just drop already ya beotch |
| Damn WSB is talking about optics now? I may need to get out soon |
| Why are we pumping today? |
She was in charge of Nike's direct-to-consumer business, the whole staggery and she allowed the bad management in that sector to rise to the top, and the good to leave in the massive brain drain during COVID. That part lead to failure and the direct cause of the high of 180 to the lows of today. \n\nOne thing she allowed to happen was this:  Nike execs say ex-VP showed ‘poor judgment’ over son’s sneaker business Nike honchos faulted a former executive whose son runs a sneaker-flipping business for showing “poor judgment” before she resigned even though she didn’t violat... nypost.com |
| Melt up to 4 trillion dollar valuation incoming. |
| no, the dollar wants to decline (and trump wants it to as well), which would be good for equities. with oil up, it's not declining all that much, still elevated, but equities are seeing a generational pump.\n\nif you want high oil for longer, that would strengthen the dollar over a longer term, something will have to give - ok, some of the oil industry will do well but most of the market would deflate, we call that a recession. |
| nflx is such a POS wtf |
| I think the streaming services are at a greedy spot where people are seeking out IPTV/Torrents again |
| SPY should take notes from Car |
| Pmfaooo |
| This shits retarded af. I can’t trade with shit anymroe |
| Lol. I know thats the worst. I was selling puts on MU up until now tho. Buy i decided to take some risk for this one |
| Most stocks that took a hit this morning have a violent V, except all the ones in my stock portfolio. |
| When you own MSFT and you’re missing out |
| TOP WILL BE WHEN I SAY SO!!!\n\n |
| They’ve expedited a hearing on the classification of non-medical. Slated for June. |
| It’s a perpetual mechanic of hedging due to the insane short bets people are taking |
| Wait until Palantir and the Patriot go into full affect 1/21/2029. Going to be lit! |
| Bears can't even get red days any more |
| I am a long bull but their concerns of uncertainty are valid. Shit is crazy and duct taped together |
| yes |
| BROO, did you get some IREN. Lol, timing man. |
| What floor? There is no floor. |
| Has the market really priced in continuing war with Iran? |
| Larry's a patriarch. |
| What in the fuck are you talking about? Do you even know how the stock market works? How do you think the stock price moves? So many of you here have a failed educations if you dont understand supply and demand. |
| Imagine being a bear where you already have such a negative worldview where you want stocks to tank and then on top of that losing your money for that wish |
| So I shouldn't fomo into calls right now is what you're saying |
| NEW ATH IS GUARANTEED U REGARDS |
| tf happen to iren |
| SPY got some regarded strength |
| Yeah but a negative plus another negative is a bigger negative retard |
| I guess nvidia and palantir will forever stay dead |
| How have you lost money on NBIS of all tickers?? It was $89 late march |
| i said forget about it cuh |
| I'm gonna puke. |
| I’m not selling until they gap up to $1T market cap. Still just 20% of NVDA’s |
| No it’s not |
| Today is diamond hand day |
| I mean it’s up 17% today on a down market |
| We are definitely in a simulation and the stock market is there to drive us crazy. |
| Negative times a negative is a positive 😎 |
| No idea but I’ve been getting rinsed on a few MU covered calls, finally just rolled them to $700 December lol. Hate doing shit like that |
| Its cheaper to buy more that way |
| #🙋🏻♂️ |
| Lol as if I'd ever let the Man diagnose me |
| Damn it’s ripping today 17% higher |
| Bad market means more unemployed...statistically. which means more netflix watching. And using state benefits to payou for it. Which means Netflix goes up...right? Right? Lol \n\nEdit: its a joke regards |
| Am I the only retard thinking about shorting memory stocks |
| SNDK WDC pump all day erryday 💪🏼 |
| CAR LMFAO |
| Me |
| spx garbage these days |
| What about his sister?\n\nAnd there is going to be a lot of pressure from Congress to increase inheritance taxation and close the loopholes. |
| THIS is what SPY has rallied from 300 to 712 on btw. L0L we dotcomming so hard its unreal. |
| It’s funny reading bears perform obscure mental gymnastics everyday on why the market will crash, only for the market to go to new ATH each day. |
| IREN @50 breakout is so obvious but instead I chose NBIS thinking it’s stronger and now I am a poor regard |
| Looks like 250 is the floor, time to load up on calls |
| Car crashed? |
| the top is just getting started we finally broke out after shitty sideways action for months! |
| GIMME NEW ATH DADDY |
| Probably a good time to stop dude |
| Advanced Money Duplicator |
| This whole thing was a scam from the start. Glad he at least admits it now in this age of "do whstever the fuck you want cause people don't care anyway" where pedophiles are leaders. I'm so glad the stock market is doing well tho! |
| I can't believe I'm this gay. |
| https://preview.redd.it/f1thxslliywg1.jpeg?width=1320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3376e0d5945655fb9acbb31dad42d639fa64b403\n\nLOOOOOL |
| Better than Netflix… |
| PUMP IT UPPP!! LIQUIDATE ALL THE RETARDED BEARS LMAOOOOO. THEY REALLY HATE MONEY HAHAHAHHAHAHHAAHHAH HAHAHAHDSFDKJADHSFKJHASDKLHFSDAK |
| You're welcome |
| We’ll miss you at $400 |
| AMD is a fun rollercoaster ride to hold |
| Guys I was just kidding last night when my 2028 300 strike txn leaps would be itm today 🤣🤣🤣 |
| how many wsb regards are actually diagnosed autists? |
| tsla manufacturing their own chips? nice |
| RDDT CALLS |
| AMZN ATHs and at the mercy of earnings next week lol |
| Thanks but I already got a dealer |
| Interesting how sndk and amd have the exact same chart today |
| This makes a big assumption that throwing $25B at a company automatically means they will bring in more than $25B.\n\n\nIf they know what they're planning on doing in the future is expected to be very good, and they have sufficient funding to do that, it's another thing. If they believe the stock will go up, say 25% in a year but could only see a 5% gain on that $25B investment, it's in the best interest of shareholders to do a buyback. |
| Good luck sir! |
| Exit liquidity is needed, this was the only way to get anyone interested in buying again. |
| Why is it always the retards who are more successful than me \n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/f58l47hgiywg1.png?width=1200&format=png&auto=webp&s=0b8d91c6d8a55a4df8ca955263b9b8a0860b4d48\n\n |
| Thank you. Might have to do that when I close my POET calls. |
| God damn it I got shaken out by the MU dip, it sold at 473, knew I put the limit too low 🤦🏻♂️ |
| imagine being bullish on microslop |
| Yup, fincher especially and the cast, but apparently it didn’t do well (enough) from a viewer perspective either which is nuts |
| See you behind the Wendy’s dumpster |
| Gold go up 1%, challenge level: impossible |
| I bought MSFT yesterday guys. Thats why. |
| Same. 1300 shares and 15 calls |
| Fanclub keeps photoshopping Lisa Su into sailor moon scenes |
| Supply and demand? the basis of capitalism. Are you even trying to think? |
| With a tag like this, you have to have there or their in every message |
| I'm happy I doubled down ARM I am pissed I paper handed MU |
| So the top is in finally?! |
| What’s crazy is I know AAPL ends at $280 but they’re just making it more exciting |
| Make me filthy rich AMD 😚 |
| What’s a liquidity crisis |
| Bitch bears were yapping earlier "-2% kinda day" |
| What's the news? |
| May the roads be nice to you😔 |
| This semis rally is unhinged |
| I took my gains already didn't wanna get rugpulled and now I'm feeling very regarded |
| Lets see if it doesnt go to 5 in amonth |
| He can't make my dad tell me he's proud of me |
| Like razor blades after buying premium razor 🪒 need to keep buying blades until the next new model and then more blades |
| Another one. |
| Meh. More red than green rn |
| What are you saying? They made a whole 763k… in revenue in the last 12 months(available data) 🫠 |
| LMAOOOO, ZERO |
| I’m secretly autistic |
| Bibi keeping a steady bid on it. |
| Market probably won’t react for another 2-3 months to all this oil stuff |
| Pick hardware |
| STOP |
| Stacking positive days makes me very happy. +30% again today |
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| Is AMD going through a short squeeze or something similar? |
| “It appears that bear-market rallies like to stick together. Here you can see the characteristics these rallies share include strong (even if temporary) returns with contracting volume. Each had strong returns within the first 5 weeks of the rally - and most went on to gain more than 20 percent before rolling over. But it's important to note that volume waned during each of these rallies. And for the most part, the larger the contraction in volume, the more quickly the rally tended to lose steam” — via William Hester (2009) |
| Stocks were intially made to spread risk of innovation. Thats not the case in most modern corporarions because usually, the C-suite's salary is tied to the value of the stock. If the options of allocating profit are: invest in R&D, Invest in employee growth, or invest in stock buy backs, what do you think the c-suite would put most of the money?\n\nI think you just dont know enough about life yet to not see this. |
| Car going to zero |
| So he can do „Roman salutes“ and tank the stock price? |
| Anyone else holding MRVL calls? |
| Low volume pumps but there ain’t no big sellers either so this just keeps rising |
| No way |
| 1. Take feature that already works fine, and add AI\n\n2. Make sure it's actually shittier than it used to be, and less people will use it\n\n3. Rebrand the feature as "AI future feature", and tell the shareholders\n\n4. Stock pumps 200% \n\n\nIt has been fucking *years* of this now. |
| LMAOOO IMAGINE BEING A STOOOOOOOPID BEAR. COULDNT BE ME BC I AM VERY SMART AND RICH. |
| Womp |
| Growing telecommunications infrastructure/ Nvidia investment/ development of 6g networks. |
| Plumb-Ass |
| who doesn't want CAR to drop tho? |
| I’m such a bitch with 0dte options i get shook out every time and then miss out on a gain |
| ffs NFLX |
| Also the scene with Russ where he loses his shit about Richard trying to progress toward revenue. And Russ explains the company has infinite value when it’s “pre-revenue” and that value decreases as soon as the company has a revenue number attached. \n\nIt was so fucking absurd and even more absurd because it was 100% correct. |
| ALAB. MOONNNNN |
| Bears getting FUCKED HARD AGAIN Lmfao |
| Pls just one little rug is all I’m asking for |
| I'm in the same boat, this is crazy, how long can this last? Up 60% and 80% respectively.. in stocks.. in 2 months.. |
| BRB going to go rent a dodge charger from AVIS then not return it and then when they go bankrupt I get a free dodge charger L0L |
| my ARM calls bought about 45 min ago are over 100% |
| Godspeed regard |
| Markets showing common sense and sanity |
| That a boy |
| Shit Now Print This |
| After some very intensive analysis (200-1000) |
| I wish I could give you some solid advice to Your question but my user name says it all |
| damn. RIP James Gunn's DC universe. |
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| LMAOO. MAYBE OF YOUR PORTFOLIO HAHAHAH. OR YOUR GAINS. BUT YOUR LOSSES AS A BEAAR HAVE JUST BEGUN |
| AMZN all time high. |
| Show us that bag! |
| Inflation adjust deez nuts |
| another day , another L for bers |
| im shaking. im literally going to be homeless. |
| To the moon or at least blowing up over the ocean and making a spectacular fireworks display. |
| Ber shamble |
| I was reading about it yesterday and allegedly is was $4m per episode in the second season (I've not fact checked it, I'm sure internet strangers wouldn't like). If that's the case it's easy to see why it wasn't sustainable, even so I think it's one of the best series I've ever seen. |
| CleanSpark continues to climb |
| Aaand another top. And another. |
| Advanced Money Deployer |
| Welp boys I'm pot committed, DCA'd my whole account into 0dte spy puts all the way up |
| AAPL earnings is an interesting one, Put/Call wall at 250 and 275 respectively. Looks like it's trading close to the its upper range, so unless those numbers start moving next week AAPL put lottos on earnings could be a banger |
| why my stocks not going up? >:( |
| LMAOOO IMAGINE BEING BEARISH IN THIS MARKET. COULDNT BE ME |
| I shoulda just stayed in bed smh |
| +.5% day thank me later |
| ORCL back to $300 ? |
| AMD is getting a bit too crazy. |
| SPX fucking blue balling me again, bitch ass index. |
| lol what can this man not do, snake oil of the millennial |
| Bruh, if anyone here could predict the future with any reasonable certainty, they wouldn’t be here replying to this |
| you been saying this for months baretard |
| Pretty big drop on defense stocks for the past week. It's not like retail is a huge percentage for the big guys like NOC, so someone out there isn't betting on long war 🤔 |
| Wonder if I should cut my losses on MNDY |
| can someone just let COIN rip please? |
| Spy 600 |
| Are we heading in an absurd +2% day? |
| Somehow got filled yesterday $130 Puts @ $1.50 5/22 exp. RH can't even properly show the price of these options right now... everything is fucky. |
| Monitoring X on one stock and a bear had a target price on one of my stocks - my stock did dip to about 2 cents above that price and is now rebounding lmao |
| I think a lot of folks are in calls; government backed, semi’s going vertical, etc. But INTC is really stretched and overbought. If anyone is playing puts, buy OTM and a few months out. |
| Look around friends we’ve reached the top |
| Advanced Money Destroyer ? |
| I bought 2 lottos this morning after missing the boat on 330Ps I called out yesterday. Probably a donation to Theta Gang but a guys gotta gamble |
| NOW is the stock ticker, but the software ServiceNow often gets shortened as SNOW or SNow. |
| Vix spike, oil spike, there’s a chance for my 707 puts |
| should i short spx right now ? |
| what can this fucker not do tbh, still don't understand how Tesla is so up |
| I can't believe VM thinks uso will crash |
| Buying ORCL dip, … it cancelled orders from Super Micro… that’s bullish |
| why nvda go flat |
| Lower high confirmed, dump incoming |
| Think we can touch 712.5 today? |
| I like AMD, I LOVE ARM |
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| BOOM!!! welcome to the family!! |
| # IREN KEEL MY PENIS IS FULLY ERECT |
| Bought Intc puts. Pray with me 🙏 |
| Hoping for a good IPO for ELMT later today. |
| Im really fuckin stupid |
| Larry's assets are going straight to David. There's no doubt about what'll happen after his death either. |
| Can’t break 712… long afternoon ahead |
| fuck you SOXL |
| Do what you’re told and Buy the Dip! |
| Someone here is going to be living out of an Avis rental. |
| I like horsegirls, games, anime, and losing money\n\nand I don't see any of the first three around here |
| Nobody can time the market. \n\n(except for bears always timing it wrong) |
| How does that make sense. It’s like the AOL TimeWarner merger all over again. A shit show. |
| Least surprising thing from from FUD peddler Muskrat |
| SPY will close at $_____ this week. |
| This guy just give us the hard T? |
| Eventually it’s just gonna be ticker symbol ELON and it will trade for 420.69 a share |
| Enjoy your last week here |
| Haha. Yeah. I went soxs when. 10 day rsi jumped to 86 thinking it has to come down. It's only a small portion of my overall though. But still down 16 when I could have done literally anything else does hurt. |
| Man u got a bunch of upvotes for nothing |
| Fuck the fuck |
| Money is imaginary. Logic doesn't matter. It's green cause that what the robber barons want!! When you see the wave you don't go against. The sooner you learn, the sooner you can get a piece of the pie. |
| ARM is wondering what's all the fuss |
| Brad Holmes better do well this draft he is on the hot seat honestly |
| Sold my tsla put FD holding my June 370p, will I be rich or cooked |
| Explain the play. \n\nAny chance the next congress with duzens of new democrats populists crack on it? |
| What is this red stuff? Come on Blackrock, provide liquidity! 🚀 |
| One of the best shows of all time IMO can’t believe that it didn’t do well enough for a few more seasons |
| At what point do all the bears finally flip bull? Spy 900? |
| AMD I love you |
| I was looking forward to the justification posts on here, but this is more regarded than my wildest fantasies. |
| They do, but the price action happens more around earnings. \n\nIt dilutes EPS. There's no way that it _wouldnt_ affect the stock price. |
| Not too sure on INTC puts. I feel like the sentiment is too positive and even bad earnings will get rewarded somehow |
| HOLY TSLA \n\nLETS GO ROCK HARD |
| If you are going to lose money, lose it slowly, at least then you will have time to learn and start going positive. Always be monitoring, thinking, analyzing, and learning. You will become a monster trader one day. |
| Hopefully 🤞\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/wiqu6vxmhywg1.jpeg?width=1312&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=51ab42cb2e6c9e8f5f9d82d2db4e7b8d9f64d5b7 |
| Is anyone in here actually long $car equity or options? |
| KEEL |
| I bought the lulu dip instead, but still watching it |
| Is AMD the new sndk? |
| Every day I try and play puts again thinking it can’t rebound every single time… |
| SPY is going to hit 715 today for sure. This has room to run up |
| Thank you for your donation 🌈🐻 |
| Does NFLX have any strategy apart from becoming TikTok and raising prices |
| The continual halt on CAR that then makes my options go to 0.01 keep giving me a heart attack |
| "sir, they've unplugged the machine"\n\n |
| SHREKKK\n\n |
| The new out of court saddlement strategy |
| All the better, get paid for your studious deliberation |
| U promise? |
| Bols do yourself a favor and get out while you still can |
| Sell offs are illegal |
| fighting the gud fight\n\n |
| haha. I am looking at last traded stats so that does not make sense. I think you are joking tho |
| people impressed with AMD aren't paying attention to ARM |
| **$Soun** |
| AMD is like... I don't see nothing wrong *chugs along |
| its possible but i think the odds are towards 712/713. again i hope you are right anyway. |
| Selling your stock manipulates the liquidity exactly as much as buying your stock. \n\n\nAs far as not being a producer - basically every large company has done this. Apple's bought back hundreds of billions of dollars in stock. Are you telling me they're not a producer, but are just an investment holding machine? Amazon too. And Nvidia. In fact, almost all of your largest actual producers (revenue) of product have bought back billions. |
| Not sure what's up with AMD is earnings going to be. Massive beat |
| Profit is profit! Life goes on, we’ll get the next one! |
| Christ in. |
| Thanks |
| Volitility |
| That is a myth. |
| I will buy a SPY 0DE and put a halt to this economic ridiculousness right now |
| MSFT will end up past 425 today. Nothing can stop this machine |
| "triple top 😏" i whisper to myself smugly as my girlfriend screams at me to stop gambling rent money on puts |
| can't go tits up |
| TSLA gonna end green today. We need the full retardmaxxing on display |
| of course i bought calls at top... im an idiot.. |
| Funny how ORCL gets caught in SaaSpocalypse |
| u in bool territory. pay up |
| Looks like you could easily get back in right now if you have regret since it barely moved on this news |
| hell yeah its gonna work |
| Oh no SPY is dipping!!! Surely this is it, right bers? It definitely won’t just get bought up and leg up. |
| AMD is so cracked bro |
| my claude alpaca trading bot run out of money, turns out ai is just as bad as me |
| SPY hardly moving today i guess |
| ARM blue skies |
| So this isn’t going red for rest of day, got it 👍 |
| He is not going to live forever. \n\nAnd Republicans kleptocracy won't go on without push back. \n\nPeople are getting mad. |
| Because otherwise it would drop below zero. |
| those red candles are gonna be insane |
| I feel like if a stock is halting every 5min just respect its wishes and let it go nuts |
| Oil starting to spike |
| Thats exactly why it was sus, nothing changed and it was very obvious that was the top. Now one shart squeeze and the imbeciles are ready to be scammed again. |
| Houthis could actually blockade the US's blockade of Iran's blockade 😂 |
| Lol. Green on the day. Close the casino! |
| That’s how mathematical reality works with a finite resource.\n\nStocks are not finite resources. They can be created infinitely. Selling shares into the market means there are buyers. Buyers bring demand and demand raises value even if the number of shares increases. \n\nIf selling shares to the public causes stocks to lose value, there would be no shares for purchase. \n\n |
| Well I heard the Vatican leader is weak on crime.\n\nMarkets would dip at first, and then keep rallying on "Vatican talks going well" 87,000 times. |
| Believe it or not, new all time highs |
| Just like the simulations |
| Shit about to dump |
| But if you’re an international investor.. you want to avoid Europe, you want to avoid Asia.. so that leaves US |
| Profit takes into account cost. |
| I am glad you have this saved |
| why is CAR haulted again? |
| lol GameStop is about to surpass teslas EPS which ones the real meme |
| So spy up 9% in a month is flat play |
| No, you’re doing it right. Get you some real order fills now. |
| they rig simulations to suck you in |
| Are you implying some people don't know what they are talking about? |
| Bullish |
| Perfect time to buy puts on SPY or QQQ and calls on USO or futures on NQ short and CL long |
| LAST CHANCE TO GET OUT BERS(AM BER) |
| fair, I only do micron so I live in a bubble. It was a very painful bubble for awhile |
| Don’t worry they’ll squeeze out every last FOMOer before the rug. Your grandma is buying nvidia right now and they’re more than happy to do it |
| The cash you get from selling the shares cancels that dilution out. So net, it has no effect on share price. |
| We ditched netflix(and all streaming services) years ago. Only thing I pay for is Real Debrid which is $18 for 6 months.\n\nI even remapped the Netflix button on my Nvidia Shield remote to open Stremio (w/ Torrentio+RealDebrid) instead. |
| It will hit by the end of today |
| Can RDDT pump to $300 please I am tired |
| Deadly, cheers mate |
| Wait why are you green? We dont do green |
| HOOD is a garbo stock |
| I’m at work |
| Come on ppl we got work to do. Push SPY above $12 ceiling |
| So you did the short ladder attack??? |
| More like in 2 weeks |
| Well said! Bravo! 👏 |
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| I have been doing options simulations on 1dte call options, and it seems like 20% gains seems very easy. Can someone tell me why I am wrong? Almost every high volume stock I selected has hit 20% or more today... |
| It will be fueled by giga inflation money printer abuse, in which case my silver stack will probably go up more than your already pumped to the max ponzi scheme stocks L0L |
| How likely is SPY $750 by end of May |
| CARs resilience is holding up this entire market. Don’t break! |
| Ber sighting |
| So Tesla will pump back up I assume? |
| Bers will talk about the impending collapse around campfires decades from now |
| Market trading like Tesla |
| Uninstall and get grindr |
| They just decimated the meme/halo trade today good god |
| i was saying this for the whole 2 weeks when i was bearish |
| I hope less than that. My 300p expires next week. I want this fucker to drop to sub 100 by next week |
| What about the gays? |
| I need to just start inversing myself lol |
| I keep eyeing TSLA puts…pretty sure I’m retarded. |
| I can’t believe it didn’t buy the 300 put I was eyeing yesterday. Was $2k, now it’s $7.2k. I totally wimped out |
| calls printing |
| not reading |
| Never make a decision like that without wanking first. |
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| It’s finally time cancel it then.\n\nRaise prices and a buyback in the same year, nope. |
| barron about to rugpull all of us |
| I'm trading at your mamas house..\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/u37p2va1hywg1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1130e838c6476111ce517146a0572faf623d4667 |
| outside of the chip stocks, nope |
| True but I only got a $3 call option for 2028 at 1.64 lmao \n\nI just wanna see what happens |
| you mean it hasn't even started?😱 |
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| Ok time for daddy to tell a story. From the price action i knew the crash was close and shorted at 600 and 650 (titanium balls) I have now covered at 250 (protected by the yellow rice people algos as it is a perfect number) as these scams can pump more before finally crashing to zero and I need my money now. I made almost 10000 dollars. Thats right you a looser me a winner. Fak you bagholder, you probably held because you thought it could recover but you are just a tard, me bobby axelrod and jesse livermore, the smartest man on the planet. Send me your girls nudes, you are going to rope anyway as you a worthless looser. Thank you for your attention to this matter |
| ohhhhhh thanks! |
| The war against fat chicks has gone too far. |
| look back at this comment at 4:00 and think about how you knew they were gonna be $0.00, and still held onto them |
| Netflix has well paid employees by most accounts. And they said that they aren’t really making any changes to their capex/opex. |
| Because I'm holding NFLX calls my b |
| da fuk is AXP down for? Good earnings, no? nett income increase 15% YoY and revenue 11% YoY.. |
| It dropped 40% why are you surprised? |
| Car made it 15 minutes before the next halt. Genuinely unstoppable stock, full port in NOW |
| Crashing down to 709-710 level I meant, daily chart. |
| Market is up becuase no one haas reported losses yet just wait for tech |
| Ok looks like it’s halted again |
| Man. At least you got profit. I didnt. Woudl have make 100k+ . Well my life sucks anw |
| Do |
| Why is netflix such a pos |
| What if the government will pay you $10 for you to ride a Peloton bike each morning for 30 mins daily?\n\nThis Peloton bike will be connected to the grid. \n\nIf half of the population do it, we can replace like 5% of the loss of oil! |
| I matched with a hot girl on hinge but she’s kinda bland, do I bother. |
| give it an hour |
| Car really just got halted up off the 250 support huh. Probably going back to 300 |
| CAR to 200 today |
| Bears’ approval rating at the lowest point in history. |
| Day 15 of buying puts on SPY, I am living under a bridge, my cardboard box is now falling apart. |
| Stop being fat then |
| It will just pump and dump again. Get out while you’re in profit |
| CAR halted again wtf |
| Naked. I wasn’t buying those shares lmao. |
| Lunch time sell off???😭😭RIP to my 0dte puts, when im in calls it never wanna pump this much |
| Bull about to feel it |
| I don't know why I thought it would be unreasonable to buy spy calls 20 days in a row but here we are |
| Roll to tomorrow will print tomorrow. People want cash over the weekend way this is going to |
| yeah, starting to wonder that as well. \n\nIs the stress of trying to get it from $250 to $200 worth another 20% profit. |
| any moment now is crazy\n\nmore likely in 1-3 months even then could extend to august/september till we correct \ncoming from a ber |
| Can we just see a mega slide to 700? Just once? |
| Pumped to halt it |
| this market is unstoppable... |
| I missed out on well over 200k by not holding l m a o |
| i guess we are taking the stairs both directions today |
| did CAR finally stop the bleeding for the day? re-claimed 255.88 |
| Those losers spamming KEEL early might have been onto something lmao |
| u/SherbertOk2563 gunna need the hotline if this shit goes down even .1%. This man is absolutely hysteric, he must be at least 300x leveraged. |
| arent most high beta tech stocks at ATH? |
| Everyone is just hurdling into Semi's and Memory. Boring, when will people stop crowding the same names... |
| Best I can do is throw you deez 🥜 |
| i just bought calls... youre welcome bers |
| Imagine convincing yourself a 1929 or dot com crash is coming so you miss out on the greatest bull run ever that is about to start |
| lol |
| I’m the first one in my lineage to buy bankrupt companies with full awareness |
| No literally this. \n\nThis subreddit and all of Reddit said Netflix was gonna crash when they cracked down on password sharing. I said there's no way people are gonna not watch their shows easily and conveniently as basically everyone watches Netflix after work or school. \n\nThen subscriber count went up after password sharing crackdown lol. |
| I don't even know how many times I've seen TSLA go from +5% to -5% to +5% in 24 hours.\n\nLet's see if it happens again. |
| Exactly |
| lol |
| Sorry to hear homie. I never expected this type of pump to happen so quickly |
| It is actually incredible to me that there are quite a few green candles on the 5m chart of CAR |
| Why are 0dte puts so cheap haha easy money |
| I can’t believe what I saw that was such a fun pump good work everyone |
| Its a very flat earth mindset. They want it to work that way because they want it. There is some basis in economics for the invisible hand, but just exploring the idea of negative externality shows the limitations. Somewhat ironically the libertarian idea of the NAP is ultimately a call to collective action. Otherwise why would one expect everyone to cut ties with a scammer they have not had a negative experience for or possibly side with a bad actor they determine is profitable. It is an honor code that is at conflict with personal self interest. |
| Pretty much |
| Naked CCs? |
| VM Has SPY lost it's fuckin' mind? |
| Joe Kernen about to tell you why his canned corn biology thesis in college makes him qualified to explain economics to you |
| market was sideways for 4-5 months regards in here acting like we have been mooning non stop lol |
| Ah IREN I love you |
| Yeah, I’m not bullish on that development, either. In fact, I had bearish sentiment yesterday because of that (0 position at the time), but I went ahead and bought some in premarket today. |
| MSFT if you can hit 510 today it would be great kthx |
| buy the dip... tired of dips |
| Buy lo sell hai |
| Hm idk if car is gonna hold under 250 |
| Gtfo with your logic. We vibin |
| Make Allbirds shoes required as part of the uniform? |
| SPY will fall like CAR |
| Source? |
| So we're proposing to ban an action based only on the fact that it makes a stock go up?\n\n\nIt doesn't get any more WSB than this... |
| Bought msft calls again |
| Top is in |
| I made money |
| Are traders on the forbidden island or something because we’re not even scraping avg volume every day |
| S&P 500 Shiller CAPE ratio (Cyclically Adjusted Price-to-Earnings) really rolls off the tongue |
| Looking at this thread 🥭 was right all along. People are tired of winning or a lot of you guys are tiny little bers LMAO |
| that was cool and all but can I get a little cute VWAP reversion then you can bounce all you want |
| LMAOO |
| Poet puts |
| Lebanon PM says they can't sign a ceasefire with Israel unless the Israelis completely leave the country. \n\nHow long until everyone starts blasting again? 24 hours? |
| Let’s just say those Avis aka CAR calls that I sold printedddddddddd |
| Can't wait to boycott WB movies in the future.. |
| I told u all to buy the dip this market Ain’t going down anytime soon |
| CAR seems to be hitting resistance to going below $250 |
| It can easily crash |
| we are green boys 🤣 |
| day after day these are all pullback longs boys |
| L E V E R A G E |
| CNN headline: "Analysis: 🍊 economic theory on gas prices sounds like a long shot"\n\nAbsolutely fucking useless media environment. Can't call blatantly insane things insane |
| Like what? |
| Do you think this is the first time in history that a few companies are larger than everyone else in the index? It was even more lopsided than now in the early 90s, and also the 60s and 70s before that.\n\nhttps://apolloacademy.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/12/121023-Chart.pdf(https://apolloacademy.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/12/121023-Chart.pdf) |
| LMAOO |
| I am no fan of TSLA or Musky, but good lord calls on big dips are the easiest money, everytime. |
| Time for my third 10 minute poop break at work |
| first\_time?.jpg |
| the "bulls" on this sub have pivoted to saying they're buying calls on $SPY after losing their ass on the high beta tech stocks |
| Analyst ratings were around 125. Lol they raised it to 125 monday |
| even worse the pumps arent over sadly |
| Private equality baby |
| LMAOOOOO, I HOPE U ARE BEING SARACASTIC\n\n |
| Gas is $5 a gallon unemployment is up along with inflation…cnbc here’s why this is actually good for the market |
| It ain't your girl, it's just your turn bro |
| I will take your analysis one step further. We are literally at the dawn of the commercialization of space. Right now, for launches, we have Space X, Rocket Labs, and everyone else. Imagine a decade or two in the future when we have space hotels orbiting the earth. Bases on the moon, and Mars. Mining operations on asteroids. The market potential for space is virtually infinite and Rocket Labs is for me, the best way to invest in the long term future of space commercialization. I plan on holding my shares for decades. |
| Out of mag7, AMZN the first one nearing to breach ATHs? |
| ARM GD I love you |
| hahahha yes |
| Im in 60s, but this thing is going wayyyyy higher |
| It's time to pamp it |
| Highly regarded individuals were preaching a “market massacre” overnight. Can it be that these highly regarded individuals were wrong AGAIN? |
| $NOW be like “not NOW :-(“ |
| Are these retards seriously not gonna sell and hold this? |
| Buy here hehe |
| gg bro, lets make some bull $$ |
| Someone throw me a bone here, just had to roll some puts for Poet that had me shittin,\n\n\nI have a call that is ITM right now and expiring tomorrow. Seems there is no buyers, I’ve lowered pricing and still no bites. What the fuck do I do? Normally don’t go so short lol. |
| Legend |
| You should be up a pretty penny, and by that, I mean they're worth a penny. |
| Now and snow are different. But honestly, not that different in the context of this market. \n\nThe only problem with your thesis is that now might still be overpriced for its revenue and growth. This thing was really, really detached from its fundamentals.\n\nFinal thought: I think CRM is a better deal right now and has a better future |
| $100 by next week |
| And a Chris Paul’s three cuts the lead to just 42 |
| Just gonna hold these 710 calls till end of week and not look back. Looks like spy wants 715 |
| The stock is up less than half a percent today it’s nbd |
| Same, sold my $600P for a $3K profit where it could’ve been $30k+ fml |
| MADE $5k FROM CAR BUT IT COULDVE BEEN 12K JAJAJA |
| Fuck this shit i’m riding my 0dte 710 puts to 0 |
| For the 4th time this week, I look at the SPY and think 'aint no way we end green' |
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| War is bullshit or what ever |
| NOW is oversold |
| What all you think of CAR? $150 inevitable? |
| Hold on tight bers, zoom out, this thing is coming crashing down any moment now. |
| Played around with 100 SPY 612Cs to make $7 before fees. I should quit my day job |
| Holy shit IBM sneaking up !!!! |
| Well if you bought puts yesterday on any of these MSFT, SNOW, ORCL, PLTR, TSLA, CRWD, SMCI, SNAP, RDDT, TTD You're probably doing pretty good today. |
| Go Back to sleep grandpa |
| Theta gang playground today |
| Pick up etfs not individual stocks lmao |
| BEARS!!!!! |
| As of mid-April 2026, the S&P 500 Shiller CAPE ratio (Cyclically Adjusted Price-to-Earnings) is extremely elevated, hovering around **36 to 39** |
| I’ve decided to quit my job and become a professional call buyer |
| Merging two burning dumpster fires into one giant, 81 billion dollar mega-dumpster fire. can't wait to see the loss porn on this in two years tbh.\n\n |
| Just woke up, how are my CAR calls doing? |
| Can SaaS just die at once? I am tired of slow bleed |
| Lmfao |
| I’ve been buying calls all week, and genuinely can’t see how we continue to climb.\n\nMay buy a put to boost us higher |
| So essentially it's a circlejerk of retardmaxxing got it |
| Somebody please pull the rug already |
| bag holders are buying back? you can't be that dumb can you? |
| lmaoooo keep thoghting |
| I sold my calls too early nooooo |
| Not well. Not well at all. |
| i’m not a bear, you’re just embarrassing yourself you are so fucking clueless and retarded you thought someone bought spy $250 puts? lmao fucking inbred drooling retard |
| CRM soared from -9% to -8% |
| You're in a dream wake up |
| its green retard |
| Well shit |
| yes my concern is gains lmao. S&P is self healing in a way that just the mag 7 alone is not. It has the hedge of the 493 plus the losers get rotated out with winners. The mag 7 earned their spot for a reason, it would be silly to exclude them for "diversification" and watch them run away |
| Overall. However it’s like $80k profits |
| SOXL just gonna go +10% every day until the end of time |
| this shit wants to go up and fuck up every single broke bear here. take their last few $$ so they cant even get a meal at McDonalds |
| Tard strength |
| Fck me\nI would have make big on car put if I didn't chicken out yesterday. Fml |
| I appear to have bought at the bottom of $NOW. At least the current bottom. |
| CNBC on sirius xm |
| .97% return YTD. But 109% over 1 year. |
| Intel puts are free money 11.2% implied move EASY money!!! |
| "It's my time to shine!" - Company number 507 |
| I love reading the bear comments |
| 🆗 |
| Turn it off because didnt want people doxxing me. Been on reddit for 14 years. Never told anyone what to buy or not buy |
| The more bombs and people killed, the more bombs have to get build which means more money spent. Bullish |
| thanks |
| What a fucking scam market |
| I just figured out how to make money......dropship AI semiconductor robo taxi agents using AI based artificial intelligence? |
| HOLY SHIT!! CAR ALMOST MADE IT 10 MINS WITHOUT A CIRCUIT BREAKER!!!!!!!! BOOOOLISH!!!! BUY CALLS!!!!!!! |
| Holy shit $CAR |
| pamp it |
| spacex IPO better save my ass or I'll be a galactic virgin 4 life |
| Insider trading at its best |
| Economy is the same and everyone said this about calls 3 weeks ago |
| Ok |
| If you go the chart upside down then it's going up! |
| My god, man, why |
| There was a man with Russia in his soul (he was big and fat and his skin with orange glow) |
| Need MSFT at $430 by EOD. Please and thank you |
| Once you realize that in order to drill there needs to be massive willingness to sell, you get that ETFs will never sell and rest of retards that own the stock do not want to devalue their position it becomes clear why |
| My portfolio aint green. Pltr and rklb taking a hit |
| The answer is always calls |
| Cyber will be done and owned by the companies owning the damn models - not by stupid third parties. \n\nWhy would the AI companies OWNING the models not capture that market if it’s easy to do so - it’s software after all. |
| Dumps are illegal and will be met with force |
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| SPY trying *real* hard --squinting-- to see through the Iran war |
| earnings season tm |
| Watching ARM rip past 208 after I sold my 200c yesterday has me pissed off |
| Imagine buying puts in this economy |
| MSFT buy |
| so slow it feels like its coming to a hault |
| VM spy 720 possible today? |
| LMAOOO BROKIES LIKE YOU ALWAYS LOSE.. SUCK IT BEAR! |
| Upside trend day … again |
| The doom and gloomy last night from bers lmao |
| Maybe it's because it was less than 10% of their current market cap during a down day so it didn't even flinch. |
| And yet those markets are also green and don't care |
| Come on car. Break 250 |
| Bought back in...\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/jpg8hhhvfywg1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d7bdd67fa51ad66bb3f3dab8edbc59938ae72c43 |
| Pretty choppy day |
| Just bought some SOXL puts, get ready for 120 |
| NOW yolo |
| BEARS THOUGHT |
| Boomers will reload some IBM after lunch |
| CAR 246 and 227 next |
| 🪢 \n🐻 📈 Lol Bers DEAD \n👕 \n👖 \n🧦 \n🪑 |
| the difference in movement of the CAR 4/24 150p bought today and the 5/1 200p I bought yesterday is hilarious |
| Go AMZN Go |
| Ellison alone is worth a little less than Netflix. No chance they're gonna sell this. Twitter's been a shitshow, did Elon sell it? No, it's about the power. |
| Who's actually bying BE? What's the end game there? |
| Is spy pumping rest of day? |
| I still believe in you ADBE, don’t listen to that NOW 💩 |
| I'm a pig, and I got slaughtered. |
| 1,.Require Uniforms.\n\n2. change uniform code weekly.\n\n3. Fine those little fuckers for not having proper uniforms! PROFIT! |
| Someone had the balls to publish an article 15 minutes ago stating the SP500 slips as peace talks erode\n\n\nIs the slipping in the room with us? |
| And just like that puts fukd |
| I’ve been gone a few months. Have 🌈 🐻s really not converted yet |
| SLV saw the whole market rocketing and said “ya know what fam I’m gonna chill here at $69.00 for the meme” |
| Fair. Best option in America then. |
| YOU ARE A SHORT ASS BROKIE BEAR |
| YOU ARE A SHORT ASS BROKIE BEAR |
| Fake news |
| McQueen is fading |
| Hm. Looks like car volume slowing down |
| Never gets old lmao pump ettt |
| saddle one of them with all the debt and jettison it? |
| Bought msft calls at the bottom this morning |
| SHORT CAR FOR A 40% RETURN BY END OF WEEK |
| WHEN BROKIE BEARS ARE BUYING CALLS IN A FEW DAYS. THATS WHEN WE NUKE THEM WITH PUTS |
| its gonna be a relief when i have no more money to lose. i just bought tesla puts then boom even it goes green. |
| Congrats. |
| Straight in Hormuz. |
| Its not possible to not double down here, I will continue putting every single paycheck into puts till I die at this rate. Never had more conviction in my life. |
| in due time but market will stay irrational for now unless serious sudden actions are taken by either side war wise. |
| Paper handed my CVNA calls at the bottom, seething. At least I held SPY calls. |
| msft down, tsla down, meta down, oil UP, SPY UP...... clown shit. |
| Step 1: Buy apple sauce\n\nStep 2: freeze apple sauce\n\nStep 3: 😋 |
| Soxl at 114 |
| Yeah they halted it like 3 times now. Each for maybe 5 minutes. |
| Lol, green |
| Legitimately bought 711p when I intended to buy 711c about 10 minutes before this pump. Should I rope |
| Let’s go!!!!!!! Also go nuggets |
| Looking at my SOXL position makes wonder about those who loaded up on SOXS a few days ago. How are you doing? |
| Software stocks, the last bear safe haven |
| there isn’t anything to understand, just close your eyes and buy calls |
| Fake pump before the dump |
| Oil crisis gets worse every day, so this makes sense |
| Should listen to me $8.8 now |
| Fuck Paramount, Fuck Gaspar Gomez! And fuck the fucking Diaz brothers! Fuck 'em all! |
| CAR, we were having so much fun. Don’t be boring |
| PUMP IT UPPPPPP |
| 2nd one comes much faster too. |
| We have liftoff. |
| free calls each time though |
| $100k loss? |
| Perfect time to buy is high you know the rules |
| $CAR SHORT EVERY DAMN POP |
| who the hell are you |
| Every single day for the past month has been MSFT going down 1% from premarket price to trigger stop losses, it almost feels like free money |
| Never happening |
| LMAOOOO I CANT HEAR YOU BROKIE BEAR. WHEN YOU MAKE SOME MONEY I WILL LET YOU SPEAK TO ME |
| Its a world economy btw. It doesnt matter if the US is insulated from the energy shock. Europe is about to run out of jet fuel, Asia is getting GAPED on oil prices already. Everyone else's struggle manifests in worse economic conditions for us too. |
| Taking profit. Have a nice day! |
| Avis down 42%, mama mia. Bill Ackman, r u ok? |
| in profit or overall? |
| how does TSLA keep itself from drilling lmfao |
| How much debt you’ve got? If it’s around 15 billion, you’re fine. |
| The time to buy was in the 70-80s |
| 🎶Don't you know pump it up🎶\n\n🎶You've got to pump it up🎶\n\n🎶Oh don't you know pump it up🎶 |
| I made .5% today on it. Called it quits |
| Wow Tsla |
| So close to my first $100k |
| Go ahead bears, keep on betting against the most profitable businesses in the world |
| He’s looking at oil futures 🤣 |
| Same. Haha Taking a break from options for a while. |
| u new to reading? i didnt call it i asked you to, have ur coffee foamer. |
| This is funnier than watching a comedy show |
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| !banbet meta 700 1w |
| Yeah, I'm too dumb to understand anything. Guess It's time to take a nap. |
| What?😂 |
| Not at all...🤣🤣🤣 |
| Bers were saying today would be a circuit breaker day 😹😹 is there any group of people in the world that is more spiritually broken |
| Who’s buying the dip on CAR? |
| Rolls off the tongue |
| No volume for 708 let alone 710 |
| i dont get this dogshit market, it seems to be bullish. |
| I hope my balanced portfolio of car rental and fake meat is going well |
| NOW that's what you call a CAR crash |
| If you shove the crayon ALL the way up your nose, you'll make more money in this market. There is no use for logic here friends. \n\n |
| So cybersecurity stocks (NET, CRWD, ZS) go down with any Anthropic release & now go down because of ServiceNow shit earnings. Such a stupid fucking market. I'm sure there's not a surge in AI generated attacks going on right now 😦 |
| My boss just sent out an email to the department that they're requiring everyone submit suggestions on how we can incorporate agentic AI to increase our profitability and efficiency. I'm a third grade gym teacher. The top is in, you guys. |
| SNDK pumping back up to almost flat really is bending my port over today |
| keep buying puts, give this ship some juice |
| grabbed a 710 put for the pull back |
| No no no, it's Saturday, red candles for Monday |
| NoServiceNow |