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| dang SOXL under 180 was free monies last week |
| 2$ oh sweet summer child, more like 5 |
| He stole his girl |
| Is it me, or has the market forgotten how to function without the 🥭 drama? |
| Same same bit different |
| So say you do these high confident plays. But you end up wrong, repeat this a few times and you have your answer |
| 🍸 |
| Israel will save your shorts 🙏🏻 |
| We need a spirit bomb to spike SPY to $760 |
| wait 3-5 months |
| They're full porting into FDs so if (when) it goes wrong they lose everything and end up behind Wendy's |
| Or drop exponentially |
| The bf gives him a monthly allowance |
| So lock in gains and wait for the dump? |
| 4:14pm |
| Yeah I'm sure they'll be lassoing asteroids and harvesting unobtainium in no time 🙂 |
| I’m a super regard..please tell me what’s July 6th |
| Oh baby that would be fucking fantastic |
| Tsla is a boomer, spcx is now gen z |
| Can’t even break the monthly high after the news, not looking good |
| today |
| dipping my balls in warm butter at 4 o'clock |
| wasn’t trading back then what happened? |
| They let the valuable employees stay remote |
| This world cup is pointless without Italy |
| Legitimately why the fuck does declaring peace move the needle at this point? US, Israel, Iran, and Lebanon will be back to bombing the shit out of each other before the weekend. |
| Welcome to the family (we are poor for no reason) |
| \*her |
| Soon mf |
| Why is $HIMS him today? |
| Gym rats and middle aged Jerrys/Karens. I dont get it. |
| when is spcx top so i can buy it |
| I'm convinced half this sub was in high school during Trump's first term |
| Unemployment |
| Who cares about next quarters earnings? The market is forward looking.\n\nClearly the market is so oversupplied with oil that a strait of Hormuz shutdown doesn’t affect anything.\n\nNow imagine how much oil we have without a strait of Hormuz shutdown |
| Pump: Round 2 |
| not today |
| 760 eod |
| Everything too high for calls |
| Spy about to remember who he is |
| Asts to da moon 🌙 |
| \+2 already 😄 |
| Bro is rich. There is only one in the world. |
| This blurry picture is making a picture of blurriness blush blurrily. What in the blurry fuck is happening here. \n\n Also, gonna hold my shares til the lock up period. I assume it's dipping after that. |
| Healthcare workers |
| Im burning a tire as we speak in protest |
| Rethink it please |
| And how! |
| spy 758 wen? |
| drunk |
| I’m wondering what chart yall are fuckin looking at to be bullish rn 💀 |
| Treasuries. I’m 20% cash in SGOV |
| I don’t think so. Peptides meeting on July 23-24. What’s your average HIMS price? |
| I hate the remote & interface. I much prefer using my Roku but I guess it doesn’t matter now. |
| Waiting until tmrw and Weds for trading Weds policy decision 2pm |
| Calls on progressive, these earnings gonna "Flo". Source, just saw a commercial on tv with her in it. |
| Why are there so many normies at my gym in the middle of the day on Monday. I thought CEOs got rid of remote work…? |
| Hodl |
| Once again if you didn’t own calls before this morning you are not winning |
| I wish everyone who bought Microsoft would make a better long term investment and profit and dump that shit |
| It's looked bad for like 6 months, I think it actually looks good short term |
| Windows doesn't support Dolby Vision in Kodi, or I would |
| So the play is to buy otm puts and hope that it drops enough that your otm puts don’t just theta decay. Great so where is that magical spot to actually make money |
| Why 2 weeks? |
| Congrats 👏 |
| Oil guys truly got fucked over |
| dang is this pre 2020 again? |
| Options tomorrow is gonna make SPCX moon, right? |
| I have a feeling that when we explain whatever is going to happen in the future to our youngins they are gonna be like "yeah no shit" and noone will be surprised and it will happen again repeat itself |
| QQQ 750 today and I'll be done for the week. Thanks |
| Tell me where to start. |
| why is microsoft not dumping? (me bagholder) |
| VOLUME DEAD |
| That's huge |
| It seems like everybody outside of this regarded subreddit is bearish on SPCX so I'll keep buying as long as they're bearish but the moment some of those outsiders FOMO into buying is when i dump this company. |
| Dolby Vision is better than HDR10+ anyways lol. |
| Can we go up now then? |
| LMAO what a story |
| I think they do nothing. More wait and see talk to monitor energy prices |
| No way apy is up 2% today and doesn’t go red this week |
| Why isn’t TSLA moving |
| i guess we all knew SPCX will do well given how frequent WSB meme posts poke fun at its valuation |
| Zero |
| Dell's market cap should be at least 500B. They just reported a 43B quarter |
| You will buy your Tesla (\*Powered by Nvidia) Sex robots on Amazon with BTC and you will LOVE it. |
| My shield pro is not sluggish at all. Just as smooth as Apple TV. Updating my 12TB media folder in Kodi or playing 4k DV remuxes can kind of make it stutter though. But pretty sluggish outside of those two usecases just isn't true. |
| NVDA 215C 70% of my port at .05 |
| Absolutely ridiculous. It should be 4 trillion at least |
| 🤨🍑😛 |
| Yall telling lies why y'all speak? |
| Its his wife's boyfriends bank account |
| You’re going to be even more upset when the valuation hits $3T this year and 4/5 next |
| Space X might genuinely be the first ever correct move I’ve made |
| I mean, there is potential. I just don't personally think that potential comes anytime soon. It will be interesting to see how long people stay hyped about it. |
| I have been summoned but i ain't rewading al that just buy calls and sleep my fellow regard |
| IN ORDER TO SAVE MY USO CALLS, I WILL BE RUNNING MY LAWN MOWER AND CAR 24/7 IN MY GARAGE. NO QUESTIONS AT THIS TIME, PLEASE. |
| If this "deal" actually gets signed and energy keeps selling off, I think I'm going to load up on those stocks. It just doesn't make any sense why they would be priced lower than before the war, considering oil has been at a much higher price and will continue to be while the supply bottleneck exists, which will take some time.\n\nI dont see how they wont be crushing earnings when they did last quarter as well. |
| In real life, I'm always the one who gets abandoned and exploited. I didn't understand why people did this before, but now I do. It's because they shift their focus to other opportunities to gain more benefits. What you need is to continuously build a wide network of connections like Elon Musk, actively profit from it, and then share some of those benefits with new acquaintances so they can bring you even more people. But ultimately, only you and your core interest group reap the greatest benefits.\n\nYou shouldn't base alliance on who you like or dislike; you should base them on what's most useful to each other and where you each have your own strengths. |
| Bag holders to the moon! |
| The meltdown in r/oil is hilarious. At the same time that sub is reaching GME-level copium at the point. |
| I’m in at .05 please bibi 😭😭 |
| 🤠🤠🤠 |
| Bruh moment |
| DIS 100c on every dip |
| Yay more fuel for the 🚀 |
| Bag holders to the moon |
| Same. The company is just going to zero atp I guess |
| fiserv is a dead company |
| Pocket lint |
| https://preview.redd.it/83kzyyu4eh7h1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=463a16706b3db8ae3dcd35701e3f5a4a8c8ad49f |
| Why isn’t TSLA moving lol |
| Is this whole sub just war profiteering |
| 12 |
| I was painting with a brush and oils, then I went finger painting with mud. |
| Yeah idk tf is happening now, no way was shit bring given away cheap if we are gonna move still lol, alright then |
| My account is stuck, keep pumping so I can retire |
| (Nobody tell this guy about how much margin he can get) |
| My 1 share going to 500 by July |
| You know it's relatively normal for inflation to rise faster as time goes on. This seems pretty normal considering what stage of the stock market life cycle we're in |
| Blonde sluts are my fav type of sluts |
| It supports Dolby Vision, just not HLG style HDR which is used in YouTube, cable TV, and others. Dolby Vision is far superior to HDR10/HDR10+ anyways. |
| Is SaaS dead? |
| Hes going to dump on everyone after lockup period, dump it now lmao |
| Absolutely. |
| https://preview.redd.it/hl6twvp1eh7h1.png?width=1277&format=png&auto=webp&s=34f501789c1827aa69c90a52df780f5d1ee1f745\n\n |
| kevin washtub spook the bols 🤌🏻 |
| A company that grosses 18 billion a year has a 2.4 trillion dollar market cap. Right, right, right. |
| How do you know that? |
| 😎😎😎 |
| The only real question. You nailed it. |
| \-> Be me \n\-> Try 0DTE SPY calls for first time \n\-> Buy SPY $753C \n\-> Make $5 \n\-> Try to flip $756C \n\-> Lose $20 \n\-> Both positions now worth >$120 together \n\-> feelspaperhandsman |
| Respect for actually pulling the trigger instead of sitting there crying about “missing the move” like the rest of us 😂 \n\nCareful though, 0DTE is crack. You win a few times and suddenly you’re donating your paycheck to SPX premium sellers every afternoon. |
| welcome to the circus |
| NANA THIS IS FOR YOU.\n\nI put my $500k inheritance in SPACEX at $181/share |
| There's so much money still sitting out on the sidelines things are looking really bullish the remainder of the year, you guys. |
| How many zero in a trillion |
| The 2x ETF about to launch too |
| >If anyone was wondering what the start of a bubble bursting looks like I real time, pretty sure this is it. |
| https://preview.redd.it/raveyboydh7h1.jpeg?width=482&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=854529f50f2d8affb450458497b42dcd4b05bf13\n\n |
| Cape Verde no rollover like Curaçao |
| We haven’t moved up in almost an hour. It’s so over isn’t it??? |
| There’s an art to timing the market. 👨🎨 |
| SPCX 🚀🚀 |
| MMF gives you access to T-bills |
| >Yes, I did full port SPY calls 20 minutes ago\n\n“Gigachad_holding_a_mirror_reflection_shows__another_gigachad.jpg” |
| Lightweight baby! |
| Ham futures. The poultry and beef markets are fucked, the ocean is boiling the fish market to hell. Dump it all in ham |
| I'm just a regard....but i think it crashes at $200 |
| Here's an analogy: last year I could have easily sold some of my stocks and pay off my jumbo mortgage (~3% interest). Instead, keeping that money in the market has doubled its value. Same reason I finance my cars. I have plenty of money to pay them off, but doing so sacrifices my opportunity cost if I can get a better return on that money in the market. Companies do this all the time too, but the money is usually "invested" in their own business/capex. |
| Agreed with you there. |
| this day might end where my only loss is fucking MSFT |
| I feel like qqq will go down $2 now. So it will actually go up |
| ☠️ |
| Calls are always a good play |
| Retard bears think they have 9000 IQ big brains.. |
| CHOP |
| Biggest fckn regret of my life is selling nbis at 86 after thinking there's no way it can recover to its last ath (ath was 138 or something) |
| makes sense |
| 🙁 |
| Which is used to make bacon, which you might find in a bacon and lettuce and tomato sandwich |
| Some wires got crossed because that looks a bit like one of the Wahlberg brothers (Donnie?). |
| ASML dip was a gift from the gods |
| Picked a bad week last week for SPY covered call |
| That’s basically what I’m betting on |
| Maybe I’m a regard but 2w out calls seem like a good play |
| You cant even scalp this bull shit but this is what everybody wants LOL |
| I have a feeling a "lemme drive da boat" moment is coming and what that means will prolly also arrive in tandem with this moment |
| It has been fucking great! In since March. I was looking at a GT3 Touring this weekend. When I exit I am going to post the most insane gain porn video anyone has seen. I have been taking screen shots at the end of everyday since early April of my Etrade account. There is some sick loss porn in it but Diamond hands lead to the gain porn that no one will believe. |
| I fucking hate it |
| microslop going to go flaccid by eod |
| here's an idea, no theta on my spy calls pls |
| Quantum AI data centers in space powered by small nuclear module reactors are using powerful agentic AI agents to discover breakthroughs in biotechnology to cure baldness and obesity paid for with crypto with state of the art photonic relays. |
| Spcx 250 eow |
| Leap puts getting real juicy. Just gotta wait for the first round of put bears to get slaughtered later this week. |
| I buy Louie v bags for 3 dollars in china |
| Me |
| Thats not the front page lol. You are pressing the AppleTV button on your remote, which takes you there. The actual front page, where the apps are, have no ads. AppleTV serving you ads about AppleTV shows is totally expected, thats like saying Netflix has ads because it recommends you a new movie when you sign in. Come on. |
| These numbers are very simplified but the point stands.\n\nIf I have 100 bucks and can make a 10% return in a year I’ve got 110 bucks for a 10 dollar profit. If I have 100 bucks, borrow 100 bucks with 5% interest, and invest 200 bucks I’ll have 220 bucks. After I pay back the loan and interest I’ll have 115 bucks for a 15 dollar profit. If you don’t pay interest you lose out on more money. Now I’m not saying to go take out a loan to invest, but this is the general idea. |
| We hitting 758 today |
| Bers: guh |
| Blinded by the light\n\nSmoked up like a ber who bought puts on friday night\n\nBlinded by the light |
| no more free tv |
| Have you tried holding it for longer than 4 minutes? |
| Yolo disability checks on 0dtes |
| every single buy met with a sell\n\nevery single sell met with a buy\n\nthis is how they destroy theta the entire trading day\n\ncause zero day degens to panic sell calls as they bleed out before fomo pump before close |
| Your dick |
| Apple TV typically gets their current gen base phone chips (binned or not) which would be the A19 and I don't think there's any shortage of those from the iPhone 17. The Neo uses leftover A18 Pro from the iPhone 16 Pros, not the same chip. \n\nEven Apple fans can't justify buying a 4 year old device, with a 5 year old chip, for the same $130 price that it was released at in 2022. |
| Spy could be up 10% and dip 0.1% and bers here will come out to claim the rug is here 😂🤡 |
| tomorrow |
| the controller is super turbo dogshit but otherwise its very good |
| https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/cj0grpyg4v1t?post=asset%3A53c8b0ab-2fd6-4589-81f2-8627576a1797#post\n\n🥭 spouting shit in France |
| MSFT losing 400 support and can’t push back above it is pathetic |
| How the fuck are my calls on SPY and inverse SPY both green |
| https://preview.redd.it/ceqir5cndh7h1.jpeg?width=1320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=731d9b60ad453520e06ee31d4fef9de7199c14f2 |
| 31 last seen scrounging for scraps on r/pennystock |
| I doubt that |
| who cares? buy calls. |
| Match is so boring |
| When can we start buying puts on spacex? |
| If spy hits 757 by 2 I will put whatever the first reply is in my ass |
| The interest is a tax write off |
| Atleast op will be |
| anoos delete |
| Second leg up |
| after-lunch pumping activated 🚀🤌🏼 |
| Stop watching the PA and start watching the candles and ES |
| Maybe bers can star in my new movie: The Big Broke |
| Lol, thesis keeps changing |
| Good enough to post, good enough to sell. |
| Give peace a chance |
| Stairs down, elevator 🆙 |
| I’ve heard the onn 4k box at Walmart is good, it’s android tv so you can use Projectivy/etc to replace the stock launcher |
| I am balls to the fkn tits in 0DTE calls right now. BB will announce they’re done as well. I feel it in my balls |
| Every time I sell my spy calls it takes off fuck you mango |
| going up for a few days doesn't change that. let's see where it's at in 6 months. |
| I do too |
| It’s to avoid taxes on money held overseas. |
| I’m legally blind in one eye |
| Silly Billy🏳️🌈🐻 |
| It is.\n\nThat doesn't mean people won't overpay for it in the short term. |
| 777 for next Monday |
| the charts the second i open a short\n\n |
| "Just delete the app" they said\n"Supeonas, you can ignore those" they said.\n\nNow I'm in jail |
| Oh that’s a nah bar |
| Easy money bro. Congrats in advance |
| I think we eliminated those |
| Time to apply for options in the Roth 🤌 |
| nice to know my SPY 756c 0dte is gonna die at a loss |
| How are the little galactic virgins doing? |
| Hopefully things stay green this week so that I can lighten my bags before the next conflict |
| It should be banned. |
| Wu Tang was pivotal in the Knicks championship run |
| When MSFT pamp?? |
| We gotta stop calling them traps and start calling them treasures 🤭 |
| Why it only up 2% spcx up 12 |
| They are going to invest in my new startup and I am going to spend all that money on NVIDIA gpus |
| NVDA 215c |
| I still think we will hit 761 new ATH. |
| Everyone be sure to laugh at the people who are still holding Branson's bags |
| Bears, why aren’t you responding to our taunts and insults? Deciding to be the bigger person today? Shitty dumb traders |
| He'll yeah brudder |
| This sub was so much better before ai slop. |
| no |
| INTC 125p |
| Companies don’t have their money just sitting in the checking account. The unused portion of money is generating interest daily for them. Sometimes that interest generates more money than if you were to get a loan. \n\n |
| Nvidia ready for next leg up |
| Cash, with some in selling puts. \n\nYou make money if it doesnt crash, you partially enter the market under peak if it does. Sell calls on the positions you secure during the crash while you use the rest of your money to DCA at a lower price. |
| SPY up 1.8% instead of 1.9%\n\n\nBers with their -99.9% puts: lol bol r fuk\n\n☠ |
| Suffering from succeed |
| Bull trap? Brother SPY is up 2% on the day |
| This one is a long term play |
| I've been trying to execute this strategy but I'm struggling with the first part |
| What did you use to measure that? |
| the spacing after god is oddly dramatic |
| CV keeper is balling out |
| They still can't reuse rockets with large payloads. Until it's proven to be possible, mining for material off the moon in a profitable way is out of reach |
| lol A SPY 1.93% Bull trap. lol! |
| Fuck this shit selling iron condors sucks with this environment |
| That's exactly why it is a buy |
| What a pump!\n\nDid 🥭 convince them to agree to the nitrogen-filled tires and paint protection? |
| Bull Trap 😭 Ber Trap 😭 Boy Trap |
| can anyone pls pray with me that there's a second pump for power hour? |
| Fun fact: neither number is a known fact. |
| Please?\n |
| Don’t worry the moment you sell war is back on. |
| Just go long on oversold maggies |
| Great news for SPY putholders. You are now eligible for SNAP benefits! |
| No you didn't |
| So much productivity lost because of the world cup during the day. I love it!! 🧸 🧸 🧸 |
| i mean when you buy SpaceX you also get the value of Grok and X in it 🙂 |
| Lmao |
| Watch us get a rate cute as well |
| Your head is a brain trap |
| Heavy bags? |
| BB speaks in less than an hour. 🥭 has not said anything since yesterday. I have a feeling BB has calls! |
| WHAT DID WE LEARN TODAY |
| SAAS red again |
| NBIS is looking strong |
| ...and SPCX Options open tomorrow |
| Spain is on fraud watch |
| It all started when I saw someone really fucking stupid make money and think they did it themselves. Also when my dad left to get milk. It cant possibly take that long especially since the output of dairy cows has been expanding for decades so where could he be? \n\n\nIn reality and all jokes aside I make money on both sides when I can (like now) but not always berish just am not a believer in government having a word in everythig.( especially now) ruins markets for long term |
| I would gladly sacrifice Msft & Meta shareholders for multiple x gains on stocks like SpaceX and KLA |
| The sound of crickets is our answer |
| Pump this |
| What's it going to take for AVGO to climb some more? 😞 |
| Looks like bull trap and down we go. |
| I’d take some money out when it’s gets back to the high again but people seem to be ride or die around here |
| I have spy 775c for Thursday I paid next to nothing for lol |
| Comon bulls stop being greedy. Haven't you had enough gains |
| 5 post on reddit every day for the last 3 week. countless news segments on main stream news, all saying the same thing. retail should be scared of the spacex ipo its waaaaaay over valued. F U. |
| I’m rdy to be hurt by msft again |
| Negative earnings and P/B of 70 with TAM tapped out.\n\nLongs are Darwin Award favorites. |
| guh |
| Spcu also which one is better? |
| Which one makes more money?\n\n$100\*15% =$15.00 \n\nOr\n\n($100\*15% - $100\*5%)+($100\*15%) =$25.00 |
| Write about it in your diary my guy |
| Spy 759 lets goo |
| How much? |
| Nothing feels like a buy here for me, sidelined again 😞 |
| SPCU and MUU if you wanna go to Pluto 🚀 |
| This old Cape Verde goalkeeper is playing his ass off |
| makes me feel better about my loss |
| You need a source? |
| Name checks out |
| Just buy |
| Just make out that check to Berkshire Hathaway to save you some time |
| SPCX current market cap is higher than META, and approaching MSFT market cap very rapidly. |
| Dram |
| Wish I was a robot so I can scalp quicker |
| gtfo |
| It’s Joever, Shrek is here |
| I’m all in OIL |
| I hate the green line between “biggest movers” and “loss porn” on mobile. It makes it look like the spy chart has a generational green dildo comparable only to redwood trees. |
| Damn all I see is green, bers annilated by the light |
| In desu moment, I am euphoric |
| lookin way to bullish in here. buying some 0dte puts for shits and giggles. |
| Because they are one of the only profitable companies in the entire hyperscaler AI ecosystem and are literally propping up the entire industry - investors too - with their balance sheet.\n\nAnd they also expect a recession/sustained rise in interest rates in the near term so want to hoard up all the cash they can without diluting existing shareholders. |
| can we break through 756?? |
| Has anyone heard of $PWRL? it seem like an curious buy. at 19 buck right now. it like a listed Privet equity. i just stumbled on it like 15min ago. still reading up. but I could be highly regarded |
| Thought it’d be up more honestly |
| Goes to show that printer ink is expensive and the right play here is to invest in HP. |
| So, sell before July the 6th? |
| spy stop being a fucking pussy |
| What kind of person looks at this chart and thinks bearish |
| ACN should be back at 220! |
| I am just impressed Microsoft is still green and not shit the bed today |
| If you played puts today, you deserve to lose money lol |
| I’m 50 and not worried. Sure don’t want to go down, but if it does… more buying power. I don’t need that cash anytime soon, so it is what it is. |
| Bubbles can be hella fun and profitable. LFG. 🍻 |
| My theory is they want to keep prices high but also give indirect discounts to some companies. They borrow to invest in OpenAI (for example), this way they can keep the circular circus going without lowering prices and getting the maximum out of other players not on “the white list” (like Gyna & co). |
| I thought the deal was to open it after 30 days if all of their conditions were met. So it'll actually be open for -3 weeks. |
| So Elon just needs to pump his shares to.. 175 ish? |
| The only position ber has is doggy style. And they aren’t delivering. Receive neurodivergents |
| Too bad Apple refuses to implement audio passthrough. |
| Remember when Enron promised his faithful TSLA cult for years that they would get a special reward when SPCX ipo’s? And they got nothing\n\nLMFAO!!!! |
| Your bank account and delete the app and come back in 6 months |
| does someone hold calls for the week? |
| Ber trap was juicy lmao |
| “Finalized” |
| In case anyone is wondering...SpaceX isn't a rocket company, it's a technology company. |
| you cant even scalp this fuckin shit |
| Here we go post lunch rally 🐻& 🐝🐝 fuk |
| Honestly fuck it, why not sounds like fun |
| If you think a crash is coming then you’re correct. Problem is it doesn’t matter, what matters is when it’s coming. If you’re trying to position for a crash and you don’t know when it’s going to happen, you’ll end up like everyone else who tries to time the market, with more losses than if you had just held. Not only does liquidation generate taxes, but most likely you’re going to liquidate too soon and miss out on further gains that come before the crash. By the time the crash does in fact come most likely it crashes to a higher price than where you sold. |
| this will be a hell of a week lol |
| Mu 1100+ tomorrow. |
| SOLD EVERYTHING TODAY SO I CAN FULL PORT SPCX $1000C TMROW LMAO 🤌 |
| I've found that day trading is similar to handling interpersonal relationships. You learn how to interpret complex signals, how to cultivate relationships at the right time, how to abandon them after gaining benefits, and finally how to win them back when they have a chance to rise again. |
| Dan Niles is a smart dude |
| 760 eod |
| Market is green, no excuses |
| MU and SNDK are my money printers 🤑 |
| 2x leveraged spaceX is investable under SPCH now btw. \n\nHave fun autists. |
| Soxs |
| Does Nvidia need the money? \n\n"Unequivocally, no. But when you can raise money through the mid-2050s at less than a percentage point above US Treasurys, I suppose you don’t say no. It’s better (and cheaper) to raise money when you don’t have to compared to when you’re in dire straits." |
| Pump et |
| lol you don’t understand leverage mate. They’re leverering their balance sheet to improve returns simple as that. |
| Maybe they know interest rates will be going up soon? |
| Buying up Fox is a solid bet IMO. Got 55c for Jan 27 and shares. Easy money. |
| Lunch time over. Resume the pamp |
| got stopped out of my puts so qqq will dump in a few minutes \n |
| why moon? we are at the moon, deal is priced in, yes dipping can happen. |
| buy this pump before it gets expensive |
| Stonk goes up |
| 758 eod |
| Doesn’t matter I’ll lose on calls and puts. Wasted so much of my life. |
| The shart of the deal. Pallets of cash |
| BREAKING NEWS: NETANYAHU ATE KEBAB FOR LUNCH |
| they buy back shares instead of having cash in hands a bunch of fools |
| Always have to be Israel then they should go alone in the war |
| Holy shit 756 is real? |
| $20B is the exact amount they paid for Grok inference chip license rights. Maybe it’s to account for that. |
| Guess I’m eating lunch at 10:30am |
| Borrow money to buy back own stock cuz it’s undervalued |
| you raise debt when you dont need it baby |
| Infinite money glitch (working 2026) (unpatched) |
| In other news I just took a 3.4 lb shit |
| 🫂 |
| WSB'de Midas görmek 🫡 |
| You are correct, I'm just tryna use laymen's terms for those who aren't familiar with the whole ordeal. |
| I'm loosing less money so I'm counting that as a win |
| Al Jazeera correspondent Hussein Madeek Ismaeli |
| Bear dreams |
| Are you talking about puts?😭 |
| P A M P |
| Interesting |
| 13% now lol but i just sold so its going to up up 25% i just know it |
| the art of the deal |
| FR if there's one thing you can rely on its war in the Middle East. |
| Why would they use their own money when there's a lineup of people offering theirs? |
| But they should be back by now :/ |
| Not a false statement. |
| The lower priced sticks from other companies are subsidized by the advertising and selling your tracking info. |
| I have to laugh so I dont cry |
| Nuclear data centers |
| Damn near always wrong |
| Would not be surprised if tsla and spcx start developing an inverse relationship as people rotate out one to the other |
| We’re about to squeeze |
| I had 100$ smolstreetsbets put it in shib and doge and bitcoin and made something back |
| 🚀🫴🏼💵 |
| Yeahhhh thats right, eat up that MU dip mfers😤 |
| SPY 757 by lunch time PST |
| My biggest regret in life is discovering options |
| One orange man truth social post from spy going to the moon or dipping hard |
| no - working and paying tax - something your boy elon doesnt do - all hes good at is fraud and ketamine |
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| Don't even ask the question. The answer is yes, it's priced in. Think Amazon will beat the next earnings? That's already been priced in. You work at the drive thru for Mickey D's and found out that the burgers are made of human meat? Priced in. You think insiders don't already know that? The market is an all powerful, all encompassing being that knows the very inner workings of your subconscious before you were even born. Your very existence was priced in decades ago when the market was valuing Standard Oil's expected future earnings based on population growth that would lead to your birth, what age you would get a car, how many times you would drive your car every week, how many times you take the bus/train, etc. Anything you can think of has already been priced in, even the things you aren't thinking of. You have no original thoughts. Your consciousness is just an illusion, a product of the omniscent market. Free will is a myth. The market sees all, knows all and will be there from the beginning of time until the end of the universe (the market has already priced in the heat death of the universe). So please, before you make a post on wsb asking whether AAPL has priced in earpods 11 sales or whatever, know that it has already been priced in and don't ask such a dumb fucking question again. |
| not if i lock them in! |
| 757 |
| I need this so hard man |
| Oh fuck |
| Amen 🙏 |
| Dumpy more fries into the baggy |
| Buy more money printers? |
| This tool talking about Tesla's 6% drop like it meant anything LOL |
| Israel getting more land is bad for Iran. They have the maximum amount of leverage right now, as in the future we will probably mitigate the straight in the future. \n\n \nHope that helps! \n\n |
| Companies do this all the time.\n\nApple has enough cash on hand to fund whatever they want to do for the next two decades, yet they still choose to take on bond debt. |
| Where’s the source that Israel broke the cease? If there’s no source, I’m going back in balls deep in calls in hopes bb apologizes and sends us to Valhalla |
| HUBC surged again today, but unfortunately I didn't dare to jump in when it hit +30%. Now it's stabilized and is still at 50%... |
| Give it time....\nUnless you aren't at 756 mark or something |
| Welcome to the fund sir. |
| Not with the dow over 50k. |
| Burry want to mow your lawn on Craigslist or some shit |
| Dumpy time |
| dude....what if BABA is somehow the next $1T company |
| How much money so many reddit users could have made on SpaceX if they weren't pussies |
| What's it like being a ber? Do you have to budget? Do you do math in your head at the grocery store to figure out if you've got enough left for a full-size bag of potato chips or do you just go with the small bags to be safe?\n\nI'm genuinely curious about how ya'll experience life. |
| MRVL x GOOGL. Cmon sign a deal!! Let MRVL hit 1T eow!! |
| Software just looks uninvestable right now |
| The deal is real if Marco Rubio is there |
| Still cock blocking 756 I see smh |
| 🍿 🎮🚀 |
| swear to god I'm gonna lose money on Spy calls today like a retard |
| Instructions unclear they’re trying to deliver a shipment of oil to my house now. |
| I hate what WSB has become. |
| I’ve been tired of the fake peace agreements but this one seems to be the real deal. There’s been one LNG tanker that passed through both Hormuz and the blockade and a cargo tanker is about to pass through in the next few hours.\n\nUnless the IRGC fully disobeys the secular government or our greatest ally does something that is so obscene it provokes a closure to get the US to do something, then it’s a return to normalcy.\n\nOnly thing slowing the ships down now is tank owners/insurers giving the go ahead. |
| Send in The Vance!! |
| Take my money |
| Elon now worth a gajillion |
| Market is on easy mode and bears are praying for a nightmare difficulty patch |
| Bought shares for once instead of options and now I’m bored out of my mind. |
| Is this a real question? |
| SPCX UP 10% A DAY HOLY FUCK LET ME BUY OPTIONS ALREADY |
| Stonks triple |
| Check out QQQ VWAP |
| Buy in after 6months all the insiders sell out and it can do proper price discovery. |
| And the first thing Iran will do with that $300 billion package is build data centers |
| Can't tell my wife and kids how much $ I'm making or they'll want some |
| spcx LMAO |
| Will the markets dip tomorrow though? |
| Aren't those channels available on all the FAST services like Tubi, Pluto, Sling Freestream, etc.? |
| He should go it might be fun |
| Congrats to Elon musk on making another 150 billion |
| Because if you don't pay interest you'll have more money at the end. |
| It’s almost like it’s only been available to purchase for like 10 market hours 🤡 |
| I used to think there was no free money in the world, until I shorted the VIX LOL |
| Ok, so sell before July 6? Or...? |
| Better returns than the % they’re borrowing at? |
| Allah Willing! |
| Calls on VIX. Great product with good leadership. They’ll recover from this small dip. |
| no like youre going to have 0 dollars, should sell it while you can\n\n |
| Did they really use DOCU for signing the peace deal? I thought that was a joke. |
| lol. Copium |
| SPCX $2.4T🤣 |
| 😔 |
| Anyway, i guess we can talk about the Epsiten files again. |
| Been a pump and dump for a long time, supposed to be a merger. Hold a day or 2. I aint buying, but good luck |
| You’ll get that money trading MU LETS GO |
| Cmon spy. Do something |
| Just did the exact same thing. Let’s ride 🤠 |
| Uhhh thats the most profitable type of enteratinment platform. Did you regards forget why we are here? |
| Give it a month or two |
| What a day this is insane |
| I’d be worried where this’ll be in a few months personally, but for some short term gain it’s been a big one for me |
| Go ask r/ValueInvesting . they seem to choose the worst performing stocks. |
| THETA\n\nH\n\nE\n\nTHETA\n\nA |
| Why we dumb |
| My, bad dog. |
| Yes you are |
| Yo keep the Aiuroboros going. |
| Sure bud |
| Look at it this way market, instead of selling off because 🇮🇱 attacked again. You’ve get another chance for a peace treaty pump! SPY 760 EOD |
| Last time I did that I got banned because I didn’t say “regard” even though we all know it’s the same fucking thing |
| Make a post about so we can clown on you then be wrong in a year. |
| That Israel will disregard completely. |
| Imagine how many people did the same thing while those numbers were a lot smaller and now they hate themselves.\n\nLike DO manage your shit. Take partial profits, have stops. Know what you’ll do if things start to get ugly.\n\nBut DO NOT talk yourself out of making money. People get freaked out cuz whatever number did something and decide they’re gonna go to cash. The world ending dump never comes and they’re stuck on the sidelines not wanting to buy back in cuz it’s higher than when they sold. The market didn’t even beat them, they beat themselves. Don’t be like them.\n\nThe flat period from 2000 to 2016 - remember that’s 2 mega dumps and then the Fed got active in markets after the GFC. Money printer something something |
| OPM bb |
| SPY about to gap to fill for 760 |
| yes. about 40% or so. |
| That's (maybe) because you have your Google TV in app only mode. That's what I did on my Sony Bravia. The home screen ads were huge and annoying, and more importantly the home screen was just overstimulating. Switching to app only mode provides the cleanest use case. Though Roku is still more intuitive and snappy than that which hilariously is why we still use a Roku Ultra paired with our $3000 TV. |
| "BUT THIS COULD BE THE BOTTOM AND IM GONNA MISS OUT ON SO MUCH" |
| All the gains today will be erased tomarrow 🐻 |
| What drop? |
| Debt refinancing, AI, R&D\n\nSays the AI that now runs my life and all my critical thinking. Praise the new overlords. |
| Priced in |
| Don’t kink shame me! |
| 😔 |
| Virtually nobody gets the timing right. |
| DOCU down 2%, i was expecting a goodwill pump |
| Hey spy anytime you wanna start pumping is good for me |
| One of the most underrated scams in the market. Solid buy |
| Absorbing available cash to loan means competitors might get less. |
| They're printing unrealised gain. You'd be surprised how many hundreds of billions you can evaporate in valuation just to get 20b cash. |
| A week? They'll be shooting rockets at each other again shortly after market close. |
| I totally should have tried for IPO shares...was just lazy. I could have put in a order for 1000 at Fidelity and Etrade, maybe could have gotten 200. |
| Bears are always certain but often wrong |
| 🥭 said he may or may not be part of the signing ceremony on Friday. It’s definitely a shitty deal and he doesn’t want to be part of it 😂 😂 |
| Dip buyers euphoric |
| Looks like SpaceX is gonna pull 2021 Tesla. And Tesla gonna get cucked into oblivion |
| It’s 100% the truth only if they’ve actually thought about it. I’d like to think that I’m the only one who figured this out and have already been shopping for a new condo in Hawaii. |
| looks like a consolidation |
| Sure bro |
| didn't realize roku was still around. I just remember boomers buying them up with SlingBox.\n\nNow it makes sense based on the demographic Fox is targeting\n\n |
| You think there’s no software in space??? |
| ngl i felt the same. celsius > costco shit |
| Because the deal doesn’t apply to them. Infinite bomb hack. |
| They were in way worse shape about 10 minutes ago |
| Oh boy |
| Source? Or just desperate ber things? |
| Crazy how usually TSLA pumps 5% on days like these. SpaceX truly is the child elon wanted. |
| Stop losses?\n\nWhat is that a Chinese restaurant 🤨 |
| Are we thinking launching his own cars into space instead of selling them was a small blip mistake or is this activity going to continue. Need to know for DD. Thank. |
| Nvdia is going to run over the next month IMO |
| Same |
| Only reason they still separate is cuz spacex has some extra regulations since they’re essentially a defense contractor |
| so was door to door delivery service, now look at amazon |
| It's a bull flag and regards are still losing cash out here |
| to buy more of they own chips |
| Reddit wrong again. SPCX literally to the moon. |
| Options being sold and bought |
| great credit score, cheaper to borrow than dilute ownership by issuing shares. \nthey've also been on an investment spree recently if you didnt notice. |
| OMG A RUGPULL (it's gonna go right back up to HoD) |
| Better than selling away equity, they probably want to keep a certain amount of cash on hand, and a loan is better than equity deal if you know your stock is going to run higher. |
| I inherited $500k from my NANA and I just put it all in on $SPCX at $181/share. |
| SPY 757 cmon now. We were there LOL |
| looks more like a consolidation |
| More cocks at the same time. Wsb dumpster tenants wont be able to compete. |
| I need something to bet on so I don’t start drinking right now |
| Nvda raising cash through bonds \n\nhttps://x.com/i/status/2066567746947571933 |
| Cheaper to borrow |
| Thanks for the entry |
| first thing tomorrow! |
| The deal signing is going to be a sell the news kind of moment isn't it!? |
| Yeah fuck all this afternoon, 756 0dtes evaporating right now |
| Right?? I was so worried through the weekend that this shit would bottom out and I’d be holding the bag ahain |
| Don’t be greedy. Take your profits |
| I’m getting taken out back and shot in software meanwhile SpaceX is mooning 36% in 2 days 🫦\n\nGUH 🥴 |
| Is the that you Michael Burry |
| Is Nokia still alive? |
| I mean with the right active trading strategy you can lose money in any market |
| qqq closes at 130pm today |
| SaaS you piece of 💩 🤬🤬🤬🤡🤡🤡 |
| 3000 years ago…. |
| Back to pumping |
| because the return they get on said money is higher than the interest rate on the loan. Why use your own money? |
| Whoever posted the DD on XNDU the other day. I love you, I hope you get your balls drained:your clit sucked |
| for real? |
| Hedging is the only smart use of puts if you're long. |
| Selling till close? |
| Nvidia is going to announce a strategic investment in Nvidia. |
| >Netanyahu will hold a press conference at 2:00 ET - Israel's N12 News |
| **High-low dressing** is a style technique that mixes formal and casual elements (e.g., pairing tailored blazers with jeans or flannel trousers). Pulling this style off is interesting, and considers one highly regarded in the fashion industry |
| OK FULL PORTING |
| It circled back and created so many jobs behind Wendy. |
| Cope |
| praying for the former, bracing for the latter |
| Not in SPY but it's looking cresty. |
| Because bibi leads 🥭 around like a mangey dog |
| Tomorrow they open up |
| Where do you see that? |
| SPCX 184 lol |
| MM's begging you to buy puts, IMO |
| Don't worry about it |
| Oh my |
| Salute comrade. Fellow holder. Now we pray 😃 |
| faaaaaack youuuuuuuu |
| Fuck me, I bought SpaceX at what I thought was the top on Friday for $167 and I am in the money. |
| bonds cannot tell a lie. tick tock. |
| Somebody take my phone.. SPCX is too tempting |
| crazy thing is it doesnt feel like a monday, this week is going to be interesting. does someone hold call over the days? |
| I hate microslop its so trash |
| I print cash and I could also use an extra 20 billion. |
| depends if the market realizes they have the best hardware for local llms |
| R&D |
| Imagine bidding SPCX up today just so options can be priced higher tomorrow |
| "dumb spcx bag holders, good thing I flipped my IPO illegally on day 1 for a $35 profit" |
| I want to buy it at the top |
| Smh, that man lie to the people all day. Sickening |
| dont you dare diss the nvidia shield like that. |
| Israel just hit Iran again bro why |
| I think SPCX might actually hit 190 today. Fucking ridiculous |
| Mm’s trying to hit people’s stop losses but they forget one thing. I am a regard, I don’t do a stop loss. |
| Happened maybe 20 mins ago. Was a question about a SPCX ticker. Someone pronounced SPCK in an unfortunate way. |
| The fact that you’re gullible enough to think any of these lies meaning anything is astounding. \n\nMust be much easier to be stupid |
| You don't need to "jailbreak" Google TV devices. At most you need to change a single setting to allow installing apps from "unknown sources" (aka sideloading) |
| Wen SPCX and TSLA gonna merge in to one giant turd? |
| Come on $753 mf rarrr 🐻 |
| Remember when people were saying spaceX would drop 🤡 |
| Spacex to the moon? |
| Don't buy it. The opportunity cost is near infinity. |
| She was supposed to go to 760 🥀 |
| Probably a combination of they can/it is cheap for them to borrow would be my initial guess without digging into it. |
| It’s not that hard. It’s called puts |
| Can I buy SPCX poots? |
| Expected more tbh, easy calls tho |
| Yeah dosent he own like half of spaceX |
| Some of y’all said Israel broke the ceasefire. I haven’t seen a link but if it’s true that would explain the drop and buy. Someone with the info sold and someone without thought they saw a great deal. |
| That's a possibility but at the same time I find that hard to believe for a single contract. |
| 52 second high |
| Let the oil flow! |
| that's an after-market move |
| Holy space stock |
| Watch out for a pullback, I just bought calls |
| “It’s gonna drill. It’s gonna drill.” |
| Couple more months more like it. |
| bro i am not freaking Einstein \nTLDR of the TLDR?? \nPuts or calls????? |
| spy 760 or 740 this week? hmmm |
| What the hell is wrong with Spain |
| What are the chances Apple goes up back above 310 or so in the next couple of months and doesn't just fuck me sideways? |
| **BanBet Created** ▲\n\n| Ticker | Target | Entry | Move | Expires |\n|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|\n| **SPY** | $770.00 (above) | $755.45 | +1.9% | Jun 29, 5:09 PM |\n\n*5-day ban if this doesn't hit.* |
| Bitcoin go down until october, 38k |
| When an insider's lockup expires, those shares go from restricted to unrestricted increasing the float. \n \n \nElon and some other big boys can't sell for 1y. but if the price is up >30% or so then it unlocks earlier selling windows for people. (in addition to the windows opening in the next 15 through 180 days\n\n |
| Looks like it'll pop yeah |
| !banbet SPY 770 2w |
| it's a dip. buy it |
| It is. You're good. |
| Liquidity |
| Create more circular jerk off |
| Maybe the bots *were* afraid. |
| Musk just added Bill Gates' net worth in one day. |
| Bb about to come out and apologize for everything and declares iran as an ally. Spy 770 eod |
| Hey idiot, this is America, it's always calls, except your calls specifically, those were wrong |
| Not if. Its when |
| [https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1u6c6sm/comment/ortlfq6/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web3x&utm\_name=web3xcss&utm\_term=1&utm\_content=share\_button](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1u6c6sm/comment/ortlfq6/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button) |
| Done worry Ireal will join the fray with a steal chair any minute to sabotage the deal. |
| Has nothing to do with people buy less cars in winter, nothing at all. |
| Financial advice: jannitors working for free, which is very good on the books for investors. |
| We just found out that we don't know if the Strait is open or not. |
| IREN not matching my fave NBIS gains recently, but:\n\n"If B\*coin experiences a rapid **20% breakout** between now and August, you can realistically expect IREN to add an estimated **50% to 80% to its share price** purely from crypto tailwinds, assuming tech sector stability." |
| help |
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| But but but but but. \n\nWTF are you all fighting this?\n\nOh, you're sitting on cash? |
| Everyone's a genius in a bullmarket. So it stands to reason that people managing to lose money in a bull market are exceptionally stupid. |
| I think when the institutional buyers get back from lunch we break this all time high resistance and keep the money moving |
| Put it inside me… Wait a minute… |
| Not selling till it hits 185 |
| Wait, you have calls and youre losing money 🤔 |
| Did you load up on puts or something? |
| “I WILL NOT BUY THE SPCX TOP I WILL NOT BUY THE TOP.” |
| if btc goes to 100k and beyond, yes, mstr will multiply a lot |
| So you’re saying it is concepts of a plan |
| Wtf was that sudden gap down and up |
| Spacex getting that green erection hola |
| Can’t buy anything at these levels. Can’t sell either because we will keep ripping. Just boring money making |
| Eating steak at the strip club & watching the World Cup 😦👍 |
| What the hell was that |
| Holy stop loss hunting |
| Like an abusive ex, I’m coming back for MSFT calls. August $420, pray for me. |
| "300 bil, a new toll and lowered sanctions! Take that IRAN! USA USA USA!" |
| Donald Pump on March 6th: “ There will be no deal with Iran except UNCONDITIONAL SURRENDER!”\n\nTechnically true. Just that unconditional surrender is from US side AND reparations of 300 bil. \n |
| Let us know how that works out for you |
| They have EDS |
| Yes. |
| I sold spcx Friday for break even LMAO |
| There gunna steel his Anoos. |
| Lolz |
| How tf are you crushed. It’s up 6% today |
| thank you sir |
| 0DTE trick? So slightly ITM calls while it's going up...or what you're saying, deeper ITM, more costs less reward? |
| I'm no Genius, but I noticed oil is inching back up 🤔 |
| This play is about maximizing the return around inclusion day (July 6th). The hedge funds will be dropping their stock before that just like they did with tesla. It doesn't matter if it drops $6 or 6%, the point is that we know their strategy ahead of time and this is how you should play it. |
| wow didn't know that ARK invest was deep on corn, lol |
| About time after the engine failure on friday |
| MSTR is going to make ppl rich |
| Can we get some more uppies for my sick puppies? |
| Who's the clown that bought 1.7 million shares of SpaceX above $180? \n(The $2.38T market cap 130x price-to-SALES ratio unprofitable company biggest stock bubble in history) |
| No the money is flowing into SpaceX |
| I bought SRXH cause people talk about it all the time and it was dirt cheap. Is this going to go anywhere or should I take my $12 gains and leave |
| algos are asleep, dump it |
| real estate |
| Sofi / Servicenow. \n\nbuy both anjoy +100% in eoy |
| SPCX set up rn is like all the biggest regards in the world squeezing into a cinema with no fire doors. |
| It's already oversold. If satellites are launched without issues, it should jump 20 percents |
| I bought a pack to try. The Costco ones are ass |
| yeah im cooked |
| Where are the bers that sound smart? |
| Off a cliff* |
| Bid/ask spread near market open is pretty wide. Could have ended up with a bad spread, gimping your option. |
| My friend fell for the robinhood scam…. Are they gonna steal her identity now? Someone plz comment help. |
| WSB is my Bloomberg lol |
| > There is a huge amount of stuff we need to send to space\n\nthat's a bold statement.\n\n> As soon as SpaceX can keep the rockets and IPs in house,\n\nYou can't keep physics secret\n\n> I am quite confident with its engineering lead.\n\nHOW?!? Tesla's lead is shattered because of Elons incompetence. |
| SPCX will not dip long enough for me to buy back in |
| Does anybody have the link to the Indium Phosphide shortage article that’s mooning AXT & WOLF today? |
| “bers” |
| The pump that wasn’t supposed to happen happened today. |
| Why are you ghae? |
| Crazy |
| SPACE TENDIES 😮💨🤌 |
| Anyone know what that wick was? |
| Bought back in lesgo |
| bers rejoice |
| Imagine thinking you're the smart one. \n\nHalf of that earnings inrease is inflation. Bigly number is better right?!?! Other half is ai & space bubble shit. \n\nTop 10 companies account for over a third of the s&p dipshit.\n\nProbably a spcx holder. "OmG so UndErvaLued, data cEnTRs in UrAnUs" |
| So much for "UNCONDITIONAL SURRENDER" .. what a joke |
| I didn't know there was a SPCX launch today |
| Supply shock. Am I long now? Yes. Will shit hit the fan eventually? Also yes |
| Wrote puts and immediately changed my mind and bought them back. |
| Lol and wsb told not to buy spcx\n |
| Ber prepping the kitchen ahead of the coming feast 🐻🍳 |
| aids price action every single day\n\ndoesnt matter how far out your calls are they all get theta fucked\n\nits crazy how much value my august sept and nov calls lose value after the first hour \n\nzero reason to go long with options in this market since we just keep switching between pump and dump |
| Uh huh |
| Iran is the one who keeps adding Lebanon to the conditions knowing full well that Israel wont stop. \n\nPeople need to start asking why Iran wants this to keep going. They're not dealing in good faith here. |
| https://preview.redd.it/j0vpbanlah7h1.jpeg?width=536&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=13b395d74f2010340e890c0e2db9d4bd960b74ba |
| 15k shares at 127.81 lol |
| Ill take some to keep it more interesting for you |
| Just wish they had a stick that is at a lower price point |
| ENPH is the only red stock on my list |
| Buy Sell. High Low. |
| Yes, I know. “my” index funds track the S&P 500. |
| Yes please |
| https://preview.redd.it/1rnoy58jah7h1.jpeg?width=1320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ffa240916510e2ac84a84ec821d747e0da4f2928 |
| Woahh! Every dip is bought up insanely quick |
| SPY getting ready to jump |
| Love how bers know it's rigged and still lose all their money betting against it. |
| Next leg up to finish the bears |
| Fuck choppin ... give us another catalyst. We love money |
| Israel calls the shots, and I doubt they'll stop bombing Lebanon. If Iran can't get that in the deal, they've no reason to sign. |
| SPCX casual 300 billion dollar gain |
| Bought Fox 55c for January 2027. FIFA earnings and all that will make it go back up. Solid play for mid term. |
| Where’d you see that? |
| Netanyahu will hold a press conference at 2 PM ET - oopsie |
| Not the ones who purchased the latest earnings. |
| Give it until warsh bear daddy hikes rates 😤 |
| Average? |
| I just signed a deal, on a deal, inside a deal, in another deal, upon another deal |
| Woke Street Bets about to miss another money train as they tsk tsk SpaceX's valuation while touting Rocket Lab's lmao |
| I’m up 5k today and it still feels like a boring day. |
| That's the neat part, we don't. |
| how |
| I thought today was a good day to buy some MSFT, and it totally was. I expect a modest payout in about 42 years 👍🏻 |
| Is the asts launch a sell the news or moon event?! |
| Israel what are you doinggggggg |
| A god rod to SPY 760 would be really cool right now tbh |
| people like money more than peace |
| spcx going buckwild |
| nah, thats not an issue, thats the taxpayers problem.\n\n |
| Imagine taking profits. 😂 |
| absolutely crushed on RKLB shares fml |
| Link? |
| now we rocket |
| Ok, NBIS time for some news |
| Wow finally able to speak again. Reddit banned me for the 20th time or something. Ive done a bit of everything the soys get mad for: sexism racism etc... this time i was banned because i found and commented the location of a poster from a picture he posted (PRO geogessuer) |
| puts on july 3rd, sell them after july 5th |
| Ayo what the spcx?? |
| Bers coping |
| Set it to -40% for a stronger hit once you get numb to that. Ive been chasing that dragon for years |
| Peace isn't bullish for police and military tech homeboy |
| Talk about a shakeout |
| SPCX just hit $180 rn, i sold half of SPCX shares, thanks elon 😚 |
| I swear, if SPY can get far enough above $756 for my calls to go green I'm out for the day (maybe). |
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| just got a notification that SPCX hit a 52 week high. more like a 2 day high? lol |
| i would agree generally, but i have seen how storng the market is nowadays, it will never go down ever. even 2% down moment is met with new all time high in next week |
| Currently in money markets as I don't know how liquid I need to be, so I'm in FDRXX.\n\nI guess the question is do you think the bubble pop will hit international markets hard as well or are you willing to put your capital in that market as a hedge.\n\nAs usual WSB would argue for 0DTE options on biotech and oil.\n\nI'm not fearful of risk but am managing it by buying stocks or ETF's with strong underlying value.\nDropped my last paycheck into TSM cuz even if AI disappeared overnight we still need semiconductors.\n\nAs all famous retards say: this is not financial advice. Past performance is not a reliable indicator of future results....if it was we would have a money printer in everyone's hands. |
| We get details on the peace deal from the American side this Friday according to Cheeto. I’m probably gonna sell on Wednesday or Thursday. I’m pretty scared of BiBi pumping the breaks and bombs. |
| you said stock market, not WSB, lol, but yes I agree, this is a casino |
| damn, SpaceX just blasted through 180 |
| Ah fuck we got there and it’s still going up |
| Israel just broke the ceasefire LMAO |
| No, but I can ask my brother if he has a spot open for you |
| Come on HOOD! You can stay above 100 |
| Even the red candles are bullish on the minute graph. Ath eod |
| Dip insta bought shit be just cranking today |
| I have a limit to sell spcx once it hits 180 and it’s just been edging at 179.90 for so damn long |
| There are much easier plays to make, unless you want to hold for like 10 years or something boomerish like that |
| that dip got bought so quick gah damn |
| wtf software 🤬🤬🤬🤬 |
| Calls on Iran |
| Dude ram prices so expensive now I have gone back to using my 486sx. |
| shum pulp |
| events in iran? WAR\n\nnew fed chair? kevin WARsh\n\ncoincidence? i think not |
| We pumpin space x or what r gards ? |
| Iran and Isreal will become the 51st and 52nd states\n\nTYFYATTM |
| when i sell covered calls -> market pumps\n\nwhen i sell csps -> market dumps\n\nis this what theta gang is? missing all opportunities? \n\nfuck my $1 max profit |
| Wait until you see the -50% alert |
| Somebody please start an Inverse WSB ETF |
| Been watching the last 10 minutes, I didn’t hear any bad words |
| Tard of the deal! |
| Reminder that Diddy ran the NY marathon at a 9:44 minute pace so if you're slower than that you're looking pretty vulnerable right about now |
| Then sell credit spreads and stop complaining |
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| Market is about to go na na na na |
| I'm with you on that, at least for tomorrow and the rest of the week, because the IV is gonna be absurd and cause this thing to move sideways or down. \n\nIf I'm a hedgie with 70% of the available float, I sell calls, dump a fair bit of stock, and then buy it back when the IV is low to buy calls next week. |
| Hence why they will all profit. Spacex can’t run more than a few x, just too big, same for mu, and memory will come down second half of this year, way way too hot rn |
| To be fair, you need a fairly high iq to be a bear |
| Fuk |
| im shorting microslop its doodoo |
| Did mango give his signal to his buddies to buy puts? Right before Iran says there’s no deal. |
| We have been finalizing a deal since March😭 |
| Israel PM |
| Bears can’t fathom that all you literally have to do is nothing and you’ll retire a millionaire in 30 years I don’t understand them. |
| # BOLS LMAO🤌 |
| I have LEAPS but it’s a total lottery |
| profit taking by EOD |
| I made so much money today I can put a downpayment on 8gb ram. |
| If anyone was dumb enough to hold IBM calls |
| Get it tomorrow unless you see the reason for it.\n\nNfa |
| To think last Friday I was down 20k now down 5k |
| Welp, I will admit I was dead wrong. Thought today would be down in anticipation of Fed meeting tomorrow, but Iran deal is getting all the attention of the algos. |
| well I think that rklb is a safer play, but i think lunr is going to go from $25 to $50 before rklb goes from $100 to $200. I like both companies so I wanted to play both |
| well i guess i shouldve bought more spcx and held instead \n\n |
| I guess we be flat from here |
| Full rotation from SPY to SPCX |
| A freighter toll isn't going to reshape the USD bond market |
| You forgot that they don’t need the shares to sell them. \n\nGood luck regard |
| What in the indian sounding name is that website? |
| |
| Market is doing Spain vs Cabo-Verde today |
| "Posts and comment history hidden"\n\nBuddy, we all know that if you can't show your post history, you're hiding. Bulls don't hide, because they don't need to. Bears hide for fear of how many times they cried wolf and looked silly, gullible, and naive.\n\nIronically, I don't need to see your post history to know the type of trader you are. I can tell in this conversation and based off your original stance, exactly how you trade.\n\nI'm actually an industry professional, so I actually am more educated on the market than most on here. Unsurprisingly, Im also a profitable trader.\n\nI know what a bearish weak handed comment looks like buddy. Been reading comments on these forums for almost a decade. But sure, I guess keep hiding your positions. We all know you're too embarrassed to show. |
| and they get to 'legally' control and toll the strait |
| Is the world peace in the room with us? |
| Don’t feel alive until RH alerts -20% |
| they got murdered by costco energy drinks. :/ |
| Thats not true. They changed the rules of nasdaq specifically for spacex. |
| The art of the deal of the deal. |
| Let me know which ones so I can make sure to buy them. |
| Not to be outdone by 🥭, Israel will sign a bigger better peace deal at 2:00 and engage the markets booster rockets. |
| Bro fuck Celsius stupid ass company |
| Please do, we need more short squeezing to push ATH’s |
| 🥭 interests are rigging the market not the peace bs crap. |
| What are you saying here? It's going up but also don't be stupid it's going down. But also I have calls...\n\n\nHomie we are not finance students here... Explain it like we are kids... |
| That "." is doing a lot of work |
| VIX dying but yields rising 🤔 |
| I wouldn't say final, not yet. |
| AVGO not even hitting $400 today. it sucks |
| havin some oolong tea rn |
| watch fellas SPCX is hitting $180 rn |
| They saw Googles stock price tumble down 10% after they issued more to Berkshire and wanted no part of that. |
| 🚀CLFD 🚀 Data Centers Fiber Connectivity |
| Dog who is that |
| Wait till you realize all the guys wearing Patagonia vests are the grunts |
| Suh 😮💨 |
| spy to 760 or 740 by friday, hmmm |
| Gibbs me dat |
| How long can MM's manipulate celh? |
| but AVGO is up? |
| Don’t worry war will be back on by 4:01 pm ET |
| That fact that no one here is more excited about the fact that a bunch of regular people might not have to die vs being bummed over a missed opportunity is crazy from a community that almost took down the hedge funds. Just saying. \n\nEdit: Nvm looks like Bebe nuttapyahoo did his thing. F. |
| Spy power hour changed to be from 1pm-4pm |
| pics change too slow. increase the speed by 4x |
| AXON not taking part in today's rally is very concerning. |
| Coyote paints a completely fake tunnel in roadrunner's path. Roadrunner runs straight through it. Coyote chases and smashes his head straight into the solid wall.\n\nThat's bears. |
| Spicy, what was it? |
| 6% drop is nothing lol. SPCX is already up 33% |
| it's just getting started lil guppy |
| Mrvl please continue this trend up and to the right thanks 🙏 |
| Iran deal |
| Just put half your money as calls half your money as shorts, that way you can’t lose. |
| Why, pray tell, do you have AVGO calls? |
| people are not ready for micron to be at $500 and sandisk to be at $600 |
| exactly |
| Netty present to 🥭 is a hot steamy pile 💩 in a McDonald bag delivered by DoorDash\n\nCalls MCD DASH |
| Be better at spotting clear sarcasm online |
| Even if you bought the top of the 2000 you would still have perferm better than the sp500 |
| Lot of people here don’t like world peace. Sad. |
| bers this morning told me to buy puts LMAO\n\nbelieve it or not, it's always calls\n\nputs were invented to lose money |
| GAIN |
| Yes |
| Works until it doesn't |
| fuck this needs to go up more pls, bought more instead of selling at the top, theta be pounding my ass now |
| We did it, Joe |
| MSFT is such fucking dogshit |
| Mycockissoft* |
| The amount of Elon bootlickers in this world is actually pretty pathetic |
| I am one of them fuck me |
| in my account # if you don't mind 😂 |
| Hey fuck you im not a retard playing options I’m a retard playing tiny microcap pennystocks that I don’t do any DD on and praying to lord Jensen that a catalyst or something happens the day after I buy. \n\n100% in a day with shares is addictive as fck |
| Can yall stop cock blocking 756 |
| Holy fuck $HQ |
| That is absolutely the hardest thing. Doesn't matter if it's trying to frantically make up what you've lost or hardcore FOMO, sitting back and watching the chop and craziness without diving it to try and time it drives most of us insane. |
| U a of whore? |
| Bro how is everything up except AVGO\n\nRIP my calls |
| Reason why they slated the deal signing for friday is because its bullshit, no trading friday |
| Perfect time to start shorting semis |
| wheres my SPCX + MRVL bros at\n\nITS FERRARI TIME BOYS \n\n |
| Damn IRAN gets 300bil, lowered sanctions. Lol US really failed, but my calls are green! |
| I guess yall like getting theta fucked. Who knew. |
| Here comes bee 🐝 |
| The Walmart Onn streaming devices are great and inexpensive, they run Google TV |
| a concept of a peace deal |
| # Bers r fuk LMAO 🤌 |
| A deal to pay them 300 billion to say he won |
| One Israel is deliberately trying to wreck. |
| I got shares of LUNR please help me lol |
| I doubled my port today. If I double it 4 more times I can get back from my losses! |
| Yea it is called NOK |
| Why charge phone when u can charge ur bank account and buy new phones |
| Shorts need new pants |
| Name checks out |
| Anyone else hear the racial slur someone accidentally dropped on Bloomberg TV? |
| Honestly getting tired of SPY having half the days theta crushing |
| started at open |
| Bought mine for .67 🥲 |
| https://preview.redd.it/f9zdtndh9h7h1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dc56dfcaced3840c353e08d31f4352e636185bce\n\n |
| rddt deleting my comment about bers being no more.\n\nIt's a sign\n\nputs on rddt |
| Bozos are buying puts rn are gonna be crying "its rigged" tomorrow |
| So what's the bear case now? |
| went long and they still sold some in my face |
| As I'm building my new home on Mars, right? |
| Insiders selling today while everyone else is buying \n\nPeace deal collapses by end of the week\n\nIsrael doesn’t care about what the US/🥭 interests are |
| I sold my calls, you guys can PAMP IT NOW |
| One of the deals of all time |
| Boomers see one example of AI and think all software is cooked |
| Go 100% puts and post. Otherwise stfu |
| FOMO into the pump. |
| All they had to do was nothing |
| NBIS > MU > SNDK |
| So all those fears about an AI bubble last week are gone? We are all good now? Shit is crazy. |
| lol bears |
| MU better fucking hit ATHs today |
| 1 hour of buying followed by 5 hours of selling and then final 30 min fomo pump = theta fucked every single day |
| This thing is going to grow exponentially |
| Panic setting in for put holders |
| What happened to the bot that did this? |
| Shit did they? I bought instead when I heard about it lol |
| In 2026 America you're more likely to get a promotion. |
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| Dare i say it msft may go either bullish or a strong dead cat bounce that could last all week. |
| Crazy how seeing others gain porn can make you feel like you’re doing shit. I’m up 55% on the year and it feels like I lost money |
| Me looking in the mirror after buying puts earlier today: "Why r u geh?" |
| "typical another theta day" - the fattest brokest slob redditor in the sub |
| 🤣 |
| gonna buy some put calls here, inshallah |
| My bad dog. Fucking rrrrrrretards |
| FUCK THAT. I HAVE THE 3 CALL OPTIONS OPEN ALL IN RED !!! |
| Our war with Iran is over. Israel and Iran will keep fighting though. |
| Puts buyers and anti-AI dipshits. |
| It’d be so funny if Msft reversed rn |
| for some contracts, the underlying isnt just green enough 🙁 |
| nvm apparently its at 2 now. My bad |
| Calls or puts on Bibi ? |
| Atp you need gains on mu calls to afford any ram😂 |
| rip to the ppl who think this is actually real |
| hardest thing about trading seems to be DOING NOTHING |
| Especially on the day they banned social media for kids in UK |
| I'm sure you shorted SpaceX, with advice from the Reddit crew 😂 |
| I have to admit, it doesnt feel good. I was looking forward to today, lots of opportunities for money, but today, I'm the liquidity. |
| Set a stop loss for spcx...at like $3000 |
| To me at least the >!whole Waystar and GoJo thing is a pretty big plot point. And you are technically spoiling the fact that a deal like it happens in the first place.!<\n\nI’ve been randomly drive by spoiled on Sopranos in the past in a similar fashion. For some people even minor spoilers can affect their enjoyment of a show. |
| Haha...stupid bears |
| Hey everyone I found the guy who sold at the bottom |
| \*there is no deal |
| "Sell the news"\n\n#LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO |
| That's why I said that it is overpriced for now, but it is a separate issue independent of the engineering and business potential. \n\nEngineering and business wise it really worths that much.. in the future, if starship is operational. There is a huge amount of stuff we need to send to space and the main obstacle right now is the launch cost. \n\nBut the success of SpaceX also depends on whether other companies can catch up. Normally it shouldn't be possible, but Tesla had a history of naive IP practices that enabled the Chinese EV companies to reverse engineer. As soon as SpaceX can keep the rockets and IPs in house, I am quite confident with its engineering lead. But it is not guaranteed. |
| Four hours to go until we see the posts from the retards who bought 0DTE calls at noon. |
| Ayatollah using them billions on SPCX calls |
| Wow, did you use the i word? Just call them retards like everyone else. |
| Israel already claiming it doesn’t apply to their operations in Lebanon. Straight will be closed back up in a week. |
| Micrococksoft strikes again |