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| I want to leave |
| Dump at 3:55 will be crazy |
| Keeping the market this flat is kindof incredible ngl |
| Hold Tesla 380 puts till Friday or sell? |
| That’s not even a bad loss. I was playing 25k per a hand blackjack/ baccarat at the casino lol. Just flip a 10k wager one hand and get that right back instantly. Easy. |
| ABSOLUTELY FUCKED |
| I’ll never buy anything what’s orange |
| Or you know , just reading the room |
| Good companies for options trading? NVDA,SOFI, ETC |
| dont worry, everyone will DEFINITELY keep paying Nvidia infinity money |
| I wear soft calls |
| Damn! 99.94%!!?!? Stop, I can only get so hard. |
| Smci doesn't care about war. Shrek dicks galore |
| their eyes were watching SPY |
| Power half hour incoming |
| The hottest potato of all time. Way hotter than when sleepy joe was in office |
| True true but I want automation. |
| Navn finishing strong |
| Um, hello schwab, anything you want to tell us?? |
| Algos prevebt that because ppl must not in any case panic |
| After earning 50k in 2 months I lost 20k I know its tough but losses will happen. |
| Priced in. |
| BUllish on torsion |
| This is like yelling at the blackjack dealer because you busted. |
| Idk but dont expect it to hold |
| Fapium > Hopium |
| Knowers |
| Bulls: Hahaha stupid fckn Bears.\n\nBears: Hahaha stupid fucks Bolls.\n\nMarket: ———\n |
| Are my balls supposed to become erect? |
| https://preview.redd.it/56ccti99t8rg1.jpeg?width=415&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cae9a4626a99a36dc74c780a98cf782311640d03 |
| In the future people (and himself) will call him a "self made" billionaire. |
| MSFT is pretty disgusting. Glad I sold a couple weeks ago at 412. Probably one of the only times I’ve actioned a local top. |
| He’s been in a K hole in the corner |
| Its game theory 101 that your opposite knows exactly what you do. Even monkeys know that |
| ok and 😡 |
| lol are you still trying to make money? I'm trying to EAT it. \n\nmy tummy hurts |
| It's rigged when it goes against me |
| Last I saw he was offering to pay TSA wages |
| Dunuld pls sink market |
| # Dan Ives save my calls you colorful cunt 😭😭 |
| Overnight positioning. Reverse during after hours. Reverse again at open. People are going to buy in, not respect after hours, and at best break even. Best move is to be right at the bell if right before open it’s at like 655, purchase calls. Cut at 657. If it keeps going up, don’t buy in again until it’s 659 then you can do puts. |
| my wife: "I'm going thrifting"\n\nme: "cool"\n\nmy wife: "I spent 100$ on 4 things"\n\nme: *thrifting*, huh |
| Those who don't disrupt peace don't deserve it |
| Srs, would probably close my puts from tomorrow / today around $650 and reload for more, market markers are reallly trying to prop this shit up. |
| Incompetent joke of a brokerage. This has cost me an entire fucking month of gains.\n\nIt went down around 12:20. Look at the 1 minute candles and tell me that's a coincidence. |
| Why can’t these insiders drop a hint in the daily chat. Fucking selfish sleaze bags |
| Can you imagine moving 3000 toops only to return them? How much does that cost. |
| Must be some algo backdoor where if you enter a bunch of trades for a specific amount, at a particular interval, they just sell everything. |
| Bears still trying to wish upon a market crash |
| wrong |
| MSFT made their OS shittier for the last decade, they deserve this |
| this shit really is just HOT POTATO. A lot of people are saying its actually the HOTTEST POTATO they've ever held in their dirty little palms! |
| Me because I aint no bih |
| So... the "real" dating market |
| This is not joking , this is serious business, man, the US government is becoming a utility |
| My round trip to walmart in the Dodge Ram shows me why Hormuz hold all that there cards, hoss |
| Did you root for Hitler and the Nazis? Are you a big fan of Pol Pot? A lover of Stalin? Fuck Iran and bomb them everytime they speak. |
| Just look at the order flow 5-10 mins before 🥭 tweets, it’s worked for like 6 weeks straight |
| No fcf. Bag7 buyer . Walmart is ridiculous though |
| Elon has been awfully quiet during all this |
| Who holding their 0dte put to expiration |
| please end under 656 PLEEEEEASE |
| its still higher than it was at the beginning of the month |
| Have you seen the prices at thrift stores? |
| Headlines aside, the movement of US military troops and assets does not look very “peace deal” of us |
| Y’all remember Longwashere? His thesis on Iran is quite interesting… |
| If you don’t know what you’re doing, neither does your trading counterparty |
| He’s lost the narrative though can’t manipulate like he used to |
| Trips to Iran are in high demand. The highlight of the cruise is you get to kayak the straight of Hormuz. |
| graph looks like my echocardiogram |
| I ate him |
| Schwab eez broken 🤔 |
| SLV end of Jan\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/j2qvi3nzs8rg1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=80eea5ccb60cee6918a66d7c7deea6270152335f |
| The markets headline fatigue going through the roof |
| Has anyone out there built a decent tool to track for large position purchases? If you pair that with an algo you could possibly hop on the insider trades rather easily. |
| Our 30th war victory |
| Puts on carnival, royal, etc |
| Mu bools rise up |
| Bro said “I don’t want to be stressed” while spreading out his cheeks to the gamma gods on 0DTE 🤡 |
| >freaking 9k \n \n \nYou aint built for this boyo |
| I closed my position so it should dump now. |
| MSFT pumped .15% and now can proceed to continue its scheduled dump |
| This whole sub is the reason I never do this |
| "you-rang?" |
| We already invented a wheel powered by hamsters |
| So much winning |
| Name checks out |
| Fuck yo trends! |
| you goofball |
| Medium Well. About 70% cooked.\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/2tuqhknws8rg1.jpeg?width=496&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c8a9d911844d8c8baff7427a33c1113db179a1cb |
| You belong here. I’ll have fries with that too btw. |
| Ayooo |
| whatever happened to macklemore |
| So did google |
| My puts acting like they don’t have enough voltage. Probably the alternator |
| I’m not even bullish and that’s regarded |
| Holding one last 0dte 6590 put with u king |
| 🥭just posts a video of himself fully naked doing a random playground monkey bars as fast as he humanly can. \n\n“Damn…uhh…wow AI is getting really good these days…” |
| I’m thinking down |
| Harry Potter teaser works like a cancer for SPY |
| Guys i think orange juice has made a bottom. Buy orange juice. |
| Markets won't bottom until 🥭 attacks Kharg Island |
| Iran changing its name to Uran |
| Sexually frustrated market |
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| #💩💩💩 |
| Get into a plank position. Then drop onto your knee. Then push back until your butt touches your heels, then thrust your butt into the air while keeping your naval as low as you can.\n\nCongrats, now youre ready for Daddy |
| This. |
| I should have bought more puts |
| It's the day before the 2025 tax deadline. Hopefully they're just trying to make it easier for irs to keep track and still moving forward with it. From what I've read/heard, the SEC will align with finra and drop the pdt rule to 2k, or entirely |
| U used your brain too much |
| That 657 level real stubborn, hoss |
| MSFT sucks but GOOGL is great investment. Keep buying it on sale. |
| Why won’t Planet Labs drop back to 32? Ridiculous |
| I don't trust metals and oil. It's 50/50 up or down tomorrow |
| How many people have you 🔪 before to have that good sense? |
| If it break 655, next stop 654.99. |
| bear delusions |
| Why AMD moom? I would think the a\nARM news would be bearish for them. |
| S&P like 2-3% away from ATH is not pricing in a potential global energy crisis, guy.\n\n |
| War 🦅🦅🦅 |
| I’m holding puts for tomorrow. $650 here we come |
| wait til you hear "buy low sell high" |
| For some stupid reason I had calls then I kept doubling down and closed slightly up |
| “Why is it that buying options took away all my options?” |
| The problem with zm is the slowly eroding moat. Goog and MSFT both offer a similar service basically for free as part of their b2b productivity suites. \n\nAnthropic stake aside, it's a declining business |
| In hindsight, it is my fault and I am indeed retarded for investing in companies like MSFT and GOOG that have 35+ billion in quarterly net income with net margins of 30-42% and consistent double beats instead of Walmart with PE at 44, 4.2B net income and 2.2% net margin |
| Finally someone who knows what they are doing! To the moon brother! |
| https://preview.redd.it/1fihpl3ms8rg1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=add35cacac2f4866dfc2a25f74e75fd9c430a720 |
| bols like "if it falls to 655, next stop 656" |
| Dump going to happen AH. Fuck your puts |
| Got greedy and didn't sell my puts at that bottom. Damn thing pumped up like nothing. |
| there is so much hopium in this current chart, holy fuck. ITS NOT HAPPENING, WE'RE ALL FUCKED. |
| _( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)_ |
| This market is the definition of a circle jerk |
| Be a little wrong- option loses 90%. \n\nBe right but just not right enough - option loses 50% |
| Dump near close incoming |
| Thats like me saying ill charge new york tolls a fee every time it collects a fee |
| Man it gonna suck when JPow goes |
| That’s the fomo fosho. Don’t focus on what others are doing, learn from it, don’t focus. 3k is badass, congrats! Get yourself a lil something nice or spend some on the family if you have one and save the rest. Enjoy life and be good 👍 |
| I guarantee you’re buying options and holding longer than 15/20mins hence why you’re being cooked on every trade |
| "I'm only gay if I like fucking this guys ass" |
| I would have bought puts here if I didn't know that mango could tweet some bullshit lie any minute that would pump spy 2% in 30 seconds. |
| I never mentioned Trump. And could care less what he says. I just find it hilarious how dumb some wsb members are. Iran is a criminal govt |
| To give more insight my mom works selling bulk produce to restaurants, some vegetables have already doubled in price 🙁 |
| Nice pump, war must be over |
| Bro can't even afford a calendar. |
| Serious metal holders know it’s a long term hedge, so the don’t care either way. They got in a long time ago and they’ll hold for much longer.\n\nMetal bros watch tik tok and thought that gold was easy money. I don’t think they’ve been paying attention to golds behavior. |
| They waiting for tomorrow and Friday and then big pump Monday. It's been like this for almost 2 months |
| 😬😬😬 |
| Samesies. I’m with you brother. |
| I'm down 60% my depression just hit all time high |
| Hey, if you’re gonna gamble leave your emotions in your purse. |
| highly regarded, but respecc |
| Huh? |
| Bruh they making everyone poor so they can arrest them it’s right from the dictator handbook |
| switch to puts near at least a local bottom that makes sense |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/LiamPhlegmsworth made a bet that SPY would go to 647.0 within **1 day** when it was 655.106 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 7 wins and 17 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| Why would insiders not buy msft at this level ? |
| > This is gonna bounce back up near 657 and then crash to LOD\n\nI said this 22 min ago when spy was at 655. Its the 1/100 time i will be correct |
| Do I flip a coin. I want to be ina position! |
| ???\n\nit's wednesday my dude |
| No way u got mid April puts 😭 I agree but I think it’s too soon with the blatant manipulation |
| The battle for the 200 day MA seems to be a draw |
| Imagine thinking all this shit is not priced in |
| What happened? |
| We’re creating a new invention where large sheets of fabric catch wind to propel the ships through the water |
| I am an absolute beginner here and have a question. When you say "Expecting to be in until >$500 SP" is that the price of the stock? I've been lurking around for a little while, trying to get an idea of how the markets work but I feel like I am little regarded, as you say. |
| Are we stupid? Just charge Iran a fee every time it collects a fee |
| I’m holding puts for last 5 minutes idc I can smell the blood |
| Microsoft took my lunch money 😭 |
| not sure you're too familiar with the cold war, it was nothing like this |
| So glad it’s Friday so my port’s bleeding can stop for a couple days. |
| I haven't seen bers this nervous since their last parole hearing. |
| We just going to chill around the 200 aren't we :sadpepe: |
| Damn UNH baggies, y'all okay?? |
| At this rate if you deposit 30k every time you lose 10k you will be up! |
| Sold all my amd! Finally wtf. |
| I think me and OP should start a newsletter - Do the Opposite of What we Do |
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| Just bought a leap thanks for the advice |
| Bold to assume I’ll have any gain by the end of the year |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/TechBubbleTrouble made a bet that SPY would go to 648.0 within **1 day** when it was 654.963 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 2 wins and 15 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| talking about anthropic diluting |
| Love the retards “if 656 breaks next stop 655”.. like no shit dumb fuck |
| I truly believe Iran will NEVER give in to the US demands, which will force Trump to deploy Marines/Paratroopers. That’s why I’m shorting the market into next week and going long Oil.\n |
| Is that the one with King Kong and the lizards |
| Im waiting on his tweets to reload on puts |
| Each drop I sell my puts. Each v I buy em back for cheap again. |
| I’m up and down about $25-30k every day, asleep at 11pm and wide awake for the day at 2:30am, mind racing about what’s next. |
| What is this shit chop? |
| Still not too late for you to 1) sell those MSFT calls and admit you were wrong then 2) switch to 4/10 $350 puts and make your losses back. |
| Do cruise ships need oil? We should raid them for their oil too |
| psychosis is crazy |
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| Finally im getting paid with my oxy calls. Conviction pays, even when mango tried to scuff oil monday and tuesday. \n\nIm not selling yet |
| Was there a point here? Lmfao. Flair checks out however |
| Get a straddle, then you can lose twice |
| Ask copilot |
| Thnx. Sold all my AMD |
| You ever hang up on the IRS to talk to your therapist? Anyway - how’s your day going? |
| Vintage MU V into close lol. 420 EOW |
| Trips to New Zealand sold out. |
| If he announced he had Syphilis that would send the markets on a tear |
| I swear you people are posting these SPY options gains just to piss me off. Trade spx or xsp, you're just throwing away money with spy options |
| Why won't they do it again? They quite literally do it every time |
| Yessss yesss. Pump for cheap eod puts. |
| Just got back, seems like the market moved in lockstep to my stroke pattern |
| It's why I want shit to dump. Troops are being sent into a meat grinder |
| Yeah but if he did the opposite then the opposite would've lost money.\n\n |
| I just passed 11 cops on my way to work and I said earlier in the year that they were gonna start trying to fill people up for their prisons just like Russia did so they can use them for war. Y’all don’t believe me, but they got a cop on every single corner. You make a mistake getting to take it and go to jail. |
| #oil is inevitable |
| More like 50-100 \n\nHaha |
| Real metal bros can’t sell with buttons on their phones |
| Come on we all know shit is going to tank AH. MM's acting like there's a chance lol |
| DEALL |
| Fucking cruise stocks are higher. We are in goofball world |
| Someone’s sad his calls are down |
| "you can copy my homework, just don't make it obvious"\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/bhcdp4m1s8rg1.png?width=1074&format=png&auto=webp&s=46de3bb773275100c45555a5528ed62460bbf195\n\n |
| It’ll recover. Same shit happened to Google last year. People freaked out that it was going to lose all its ad revenue and be worthless. Then it shot up 40%. |
| NVO is looking a lil rough |
| If you have to ask you can't do it, bro |
| I think 660 is the new hard ceiling for a while. But I think the floor only maybe drops to like 650. I think we are in the 650s until some big and stabilizing event happens. Occasional high 40s, occasional low 60s, but those will be moments rather than reliable entry points. |
| Big dump EOD |
| Mark my words, bombs are dropping again as soon as markets close Friday. |
| Think sub-300 is possible for sure, I highly doubt we see lower than 250 just based on their position in the non-AI markets but man are they getting pummeled |
| 80k here \n\n75% of that was 🥭 killing momentum on my high conviction trades with tariffs, greenland saga or fake peace talk news. ALL OF IT BS |
| I heard Iran was going to change the name of their country to I Didnt Run |
| 🐻🤡 |
| There is no holding the oil pump. Tech bulls better lube their anus. |
| green by close |
| THEYRE CALLING IT THE MOST BORING DAY IN HISTORY, THE LIKES OF WHICH WEVE NEVER SEEN |
| Options love you |
| Metal bros, you might want to flee your positions right now, don’t wait till the next few days. |
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| Days not over |
| Declining profits in legacy products and no profits from ai capex spend. Absolutely can go lower. They're hiding the legacy product losses in the revenues by comingling it with the ai revenue. |
| Why? Because I question a regime that has a history of killing 30,000 of its people for protesting? Blow me |
| These candles have been crazy day trading is like a full time fucking job this month |
| is this the real life... |
| ABSOLUTELY! |
| Options are the only product where you can be right about the company, right about the direction, and still lose money because you were 12 minutes early. The market really said "skill issue" and charged you theta for the privilege. |
| Epic Fury for 3 weeks. |
| We’ll meet in the middle! |
| How many V’s is that today? |
| Does anyone know a good flatscreen that will have best quality and sound to stream the Battle of Kharg Island on Paramount+? |
| Some one is holding the price steady on the market this is clearly manipulated. Time to exit positions. |
| Its just gunna go sideways huh |
| NO |
| Damn, I thought that drop was gonna be the start of the big EoD move, but nope, gobbled up |
| Say a prayer for people trying to sell homes they bought in the past 5 years. The true degenerates.\n\nMedian earnings compression do to automation and fraud fighting incoming |
| Fakeout. Red by close. |
| Y'all need to stop acting like this is an either or thing. Multiple things can be true. This is an evil regime and our administration is a clown car of unserious lizard people who can't even tell their boss they're a size 8 let alone be prepared for this moment. Pointing out the latter doesn't make someone pro terror regime, idiot lol |
| get used to it buddy, we're in the middle of cold war 2 |
| SACO, Spy always chickens out |
| I keep DCA 1 share at a time so when it goes bcak up to ATH, I will have $50 |
| i'm trying to hedge the possibility of a pump on taking Qeshm Island being a false sign of war's ending. |
| No way bro |
| I used to spam spy 700 everyday on this board 🧍♂️ |
| today was tom foolery, tomorrow is jerry foolery |
| I’m actually waiting for more green candles like I am seeing rn to buy puts mmmm |
| Any other day in the past week it would have paid off. Do with that what you will |
| The falling knife looks so catchable |
| WOW. Good luck to whoever has the balls to day trade in this market. |
| Russians kill themselves because they know no help is coming. Obviously US forces aren't just gonna leave the wounded |
| He's lying no no he's lying. |
| 0.7% |
| I'm sick of these wars, why don't we tariff any country that starts a war?\n\n*oh* |
| To the right |
| TELL ME YES OR NO RN |
| Today was some tom foolery. Tomorrow we come back to reality. |
| Shit is up... |
| Reloading for the rejection |
| AMD put on close? |
| Are you ok??? Triple h |
| ah nothing beats underlying being well above your entry point but you bought 0dte and greeks have already crushed your premiums.\n\nfuck me |
| That's some resilient market, I have to say. |
| Great insight! |
| Corn bros in shambles |
| Tempted to buy gold futures for recovery |
| Tonight we dine in Hell! |
| LMAO |
| One TACO tweet can power a city for 7 days u know |
| You should using Thinkorswim. It’s up and fine. |
| dont quote me on this, but I think the market may go up or down |
| Rookie numbers |
| It’s like when all the table minimums get jacked up to $50 in the casino. |
| So full port 40min puts on spx or na |
| How would a huge escalation in the war pump the market green? If anything I would think the algos would dump the market on this news. Every BS ceasefire de-escalation tweet they absolutely pump. I’m thinking buying puts to hold over the weekend might be the call albeit very risky. |
| Calls |
| Puts until Friday |
| Has there ever been a V-less day |
| Option writers love him though. |
| just put the fries in the bag bro |
| Just do the opposite of that. You'll make a lot more money that way. Hope that helps! |
| try winning |
| Shoutout people that post photoshopped loss porn to Reddit. What an interesting mentality |
| Good thing we tell them ahead of time so they can prepare and set traps |
| If we close over 6600 we have a chance of 6610 |
| https://preview.redd.it/ikqks38kr8rg1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=311e719fe12d4ba29b45c23509565bd4cdeec503 |
| But then they will murder the FOMO tomorrow and Friday, unless.... |
| Maybe 654 overnight. Idk about 652. |
| I'm not touching that one but I would love to see them collapse for the lols |
| Colonel of corn |
| Friends I made along the...ah fuck |
| Every dollar oil goes up from here, real interest rates go more negative |
| See you at Wendy's! |
| $1.31 buying power. \n"We will rebuild" |
| Can you trust 🥭? No\n\nCan you trust Iran? No\n\nCan you trust the tingle in my little 🐂🍩? Definitely yes |
| Big money |
| Its like monster, INC, except instead of screams its all powered by migraines produced |
| >no1 ever claimed we were talking right now\n\nThat is exactly what was claimed 2 days ago. |
| Yeah I'm sure they actually requested Vance that seems super real |
| Real talk folks, where is the floor for microsoft? This shit going to 0? |
| Expect the orange one to say and do something stupid to tank the markets Friday and then walk it back on Tuesday |
| Loaded puts here |
| hit 655.99 for one second plz Odin |
| This is going to dump so hard in the last 30 min |
| No. You suck at options. |
| RCAT is going back to $18.\n\nLoad $16 calls while you still can, free 4 bagger. |
| With grocery prices rising I’m gonna have to cut back on the veggies I buy and let rot in my fridge |
| I’m looking at established floors and ceilings. Windows are created. Single candle moves are reckless. |
| Admit it you bought puts on the dump and now you're regretting it |
| fuck your power hour fuck your puts fuck your hormuz fuck your wars fuck your tariffs fuck your market fuck touria43211309890ruieakmnf35ij4ijr9w43ijnw4323qonmeo |
| Up, it goes up. |
| 558 here we cum |
| ☝️🤓 |
| World's energy supply runs on TACO tweets |
| Need 652 |
| pretty soon NVDA puts gonna be the hottest thing on the market |
| Mine aren’t |
| If they actually go for it its gonna be a slaughter, 81st airborne are gonna get a really bad welcome |
| Can’t pay rent with karma |
| Hahaha yes keep buying bulls. Keep buying you fucking idiots. Hahhahahahahhahahahahaha |
| This idiot on CNBC is "taking 🥭 at his word". I should really just stop watching CNBC... |
| no way... |
| TRUMP VIA TRUTH SOCIAL 3min: WAR IS OVER. I LOVE AI. WTI $50. GAS PRICES LOW. |
| MU get down on ur knees |
| Pig if true |
| Nope, tomorrow is green day unless it's red |
| It would be nice if I would only lose my mind |
| Algos are about 85% of the market |
| I remember the msft to $200 days.. same shit just in reverse now 😃 |
| good point! lol |
| Except oil bols 🤓🙂↕️ |
| Relax. You are in the stream. It will take you where you need to go. |
| Go back to r/conservative |
| https://preview.redd.it/0yzuhbp9r8rg1.jpeg?width=1176&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=303751dc26e9f7351a85b95ccc00a6a64b768492 |
| "tonight, we will be deregulating trade and ending all tariffs in order to ease affordability for americans"\n\nwhat bols think the announcement will be later |
| I don’t know. It’s very extracurricular. |
| Manosphere sounds like the name of a gay bar |
| long straddle |
| Your like a baby OP |
| well played regard |
| Take a $5k loan and go all in on way OTM calls an hour before close! Profit! Done! It’s that easy |
| I fly drones from my parents basement |
| That's the best bull case for AAPL that I've heard of in a while |
| The Market knows what youre going to do before you do it, because they have the money and time in the market and you have ... well, look around you |
| there have been a couple of absolutely insane sales after hours or pre-market on a lot of shit recently. sell the rip. you are about to be exit liquidity. |
| Alright keep your gold bags, it’s not my problem. You can look at my comment history and this was very clearly going to happen. |
| Option writers love you |
| **Iran agrees to all U.S. demands after learning u/Valkorion335786 had purchased SPY puts.** |
| It’s probably easier to loose it now and learn the lesson than when you’re 100k into it and loosing it all. It could’ve been worse. |
| “You’re on mute sarge” |
| How?!? |
| I feel tomorrow will be a red day unless it's green |
| Can anybody explain to me how 🥭 tweets can fuel a vehicle since they seem to be more important than the actual supply of oil. |
| A little premature... everyone knows Friday nights are when big strikes happen. Lots of downside for you between now and then. |
| Cents |
| lol MSFT straight-up going back to 2023. |
| I gag every time I hear our SLT say this word. The funny thing is they use this to describe things they knew were coming down the pike. Medicaid redeterminations to give an example. |
| Why is every day so fkn dogshit absolutely nothing happens |
| 🥭 will dump the markets tomorrow so he can pump it on Friday and play hero |
| Cute…..a/s/l? |
| fake as tweet coming in 45 minutes for the fake ass pump |
| If we're still at war mid-May, he's gonna have to take a solar-powered glider to China |
| 💩🙏 |
| Honestly, where does the market even go from here? It either goes flat or goes down. What optimistic outlook even is there anymore lmfao |
| Iran getting ready for battle of Kharg Island rip bols |
| that gold dump was insane, literally wiped me out, FUCK |
| Edging my margin like a chud gooner over here |
| They are just trying to calm the markets with that bullshit. There is no deadline because Iran won’t accept the peace terms. |
| Do you believe Trump when he said Iran stole the 2020 election? |
| market being kinda dumb dipping on "there are no talks" no1 ever claimed we were talking right now, and iran has already acknowledged they're theoretically open to talks by requesting vance over witkoff |
| Bought Tesla put for Friday buy your calls now |
| fwiw for those on schwab\n\nTOS is ok. you can use the web one if you dont have desktop or mobile app.\n\nhttps://trade.thinkorswim.com/ |
| Those are rookie numbers kid |
| Imagine being in the manosphere and not thinking you are gay af |
| lol it's official, the market doesn't care and likes *green* |
| Same but with Put Credit Spreads because I love 100% losses. Repost in 45 minutes on the overnight thread to get back some of those dollars as karma |
| Fake dump |
| its funny how if you look at the whole day's chart now that it's almost over, basically nothing happened at all today, yet we have been losing our fucking minds in here all day |
| Yous fancy |
| Tell me what your play is next time so I can do the opposite |
| Netan\n\nYAHOOOOOO 🤠 |
| Yeah, it’s called bean bunging. |
| Should be bullish news.\n\nThen again, herpes isn't lethal |
| Bro take any profit you can get this shit is impossible to trade |
| You gotta love the quick drop just to incinerate everyone's stop losses. |
| Thoughts on TMC? |
| This is literally retarded you can’t make money when nothing makes sense |
| its remote work, not WFH.\n\nTheyre being headline baiters. A FPV drone is a remote work |
| Pump eod looks like |
| Absolutely wrecked today |
| Where are you reading this lol. Cuz it’s not in this thread |
| It's over. |
| Nice plays, regard |
| Hood buybacks cant push it over $75 sheyt |
| lol |
| lol this server/delay issue is killing me cuz i was gonna plop more in to trade EOD movement |
| The matrix has you |
| I've got a ton of UVIX calls for friday, let's see if its fine dining or ice soup for this weekend |
| The war ends when the Big Yahu says it ends. |
| I prefer póur 🧐 |
| But he WILL lie some more. That’s a fact. |
| Buy lotto puts and calls. bet against flat |
| Is it too late to move into oil plays based on what you’re saying? Like if I’m thinking donny is as stupid as he looks and has stepped into a pile of shit that won’t resolve anytime soon, are there good moves to be made in oil to hedge against the presumed economic destruction this situation will likely cause outside the commodity market? \n\nSomeone told me a few weeks ago oil will hit $200+ a barrel and I rolled my eyes a bit thinking saner heads will prevail. I’m now wondering why I thought there were any sane heads involved to begin with. |
| Down 90% in my calls on this bitchass company. |
| wut |
| Wake up bull... |
| Thank you for paying for my sister’s salary over there at MFST. You a real one. |
| ...\nDo we think they'll change the technical definition of Depression? |
| Kosher hot dogs |
| Has Karoline said a single true thing since she took office?\n\nNo? |
| I WILL “UNLEASH HELL” ON THE BULLS |
| Microsoft, next stop: 335 😁😁 |
| UNBELIEVABLY UNPRECEDENTED UNDOUBTEDLY ABSOLUTELY FUCKED |
| Are bears back to celebrating a + .5% Green Day? |
| Why is this slow. What is it, chucky cheese service. |
| NVDA doesn't give a fuck. It wants to go higher |
| Who else will be trading the open ai ipo when it happens |
| >Iran’s attacks force US troops to work remotely - NYT.\n\ncan you WFH in a war? |
| That will be the bottom though. Its not like it can be red for more than 1 week in a row. Its MSFT so it can't go down |
| Please go up so I can buy cheap ass lotto puts for tomorrow just in case |
| Haha, nice |
| The new iOS hold call stuff is fantastic. I can put hold on hold |
| i am gay pattern forming on my portfolio |
| Msft mannnnnnnn why the fuck is this dumping. I mean like why? |
| Loss porn huh... can you lose that $1.31 too? I'm trying to finish. We can even finish together. |
| Proof? |
| All the bulls that came out of the woodwork this morning, beating their chest about how it was their time\n\n\nHow is that going for you? |
| Pushing the timeline way out. Hmm.... |
| You're about to get guh'd if you're long |
| I expected better of you today, bols. I demand each and every one of you buy $10k of MSFT right now as penance. |
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| That gold dump just made my day not so shitty |
| Ig the market forgot GOOG is the most profitable company in the world again |
| Snail Market |
| sorry,\n\ntake your seats, regards and wendy's employees |
| hi regard |
| If we were still at 690 this would be theta. Welcome to the R word, my friend |
| White House press secretary Karoline Leavitt hinted Wednesday that the Iran war would end before President Trump travels to China in mid-May. |
| You’re wrong |
| What a trip |
| Bullish on emotional damage. |
| Yeah, staying above the 200 is the most important indicator for sustaining a bull market. The good news is that we can pretty much guarantee we won't be chopping sideways for much longer. |
| Can you even put the balls in the pussy hole... asking for myself |
| They always get their cash |
| Dank u voor uw aandacht voor deze zaak |
| AMD gonna hold or no? |
| Honestly kinda funny, I was thinking about a call option yesterday for shits and giggles on it |
| You have to remember this place is a little different than the rest of the site, but it’s still Reddit at the end of the day. Half the people here despise the country they live in |
| "We made an AI chip that is low power, no you can't see it." |
| Can it fucking drop |
| 8.14 am in NZ my g |
| too bearish here, haha must be a 2% day coming tmrw |
| Dump, pump, repeat |
| wheeeeee 🚀 |
| I bet you didn’t either until it was in the news. |
| An account with a generic word-word-number username and a hidden post and comment history is criticizing Iran. Color me surprised. |
| The real question is: calls or puts for tomorrow? |
| Market pretending war is over will never not be funny |
| Basically, Futures. |
| Yeah wtf is going on |
| Obese Americans gonna have to walk everywhere |
| You have a retirement account? |
| Have you tried not buying calls during war? |
| 0dtes keep pumping up and saving my account lol |
| Calls were never the play. We were up so much for no reason |
| You might get a holiday card from the MM’s |
| I just want to see another circuit breaker. The direction doesn't matter, I just want to hear the index scream again |
| Ok if tomorrow msft is red again I’m selling, I seriously can’t take anymore |
| It'll dump after the close |
| The hour... was sour 😔 |
| NASDAQ being held flat so they can try and expire as many puts as possible, this stuff needs to be investigated at some point |
| get ready for the absolute counterintuitive pump |
| See you back here tomorrow |
| WE believe gold will return to 5k |
| 656 brick wall |
| I did actually bought before it dropped |
| too much bearish |
| I work at NW EU plastic resin distributor (local) and we are receiving price increases daily. also all producers that have some grades produced only in ASIA suddenly have 6 months lead-time from normally 2 months. \nApril/May will be really crazy. |
| Everybody knows we will pump into close because no one wants to hold overnight |
| You should day trade bro. |
| You sound pour or poor |
| It’s 3PM 🕒 |
| market is fuk |
| I mean, what do i know, but next earnings for pretty much all companies in the world are already screwed with the oil situation. And if the hormuz stays closed for a few more weeks, the earnings after that are scuffed too. And we are already in pretty leveraged markets and economies. \n\nDo you really think calls are wise? |
| It's because a lot of people here have a severe case of TDS |
| Boots , on the ground rookie |
| Nurse ass is hot! |
| Gold finally did |
| taco talko |
| Weird question; is WTF only up because of algos scraping this sub? |
| There’s some messages saying they’re fucked right now |
| way ahead of ya |
| What’d u call me |
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| Dip is dripping |
| Can't believe there's no talk of ARM here. It's up 18%. |
| And now theta burn |
| no good news = bad news\n\niran still saying nobody is chattin |
| The fuck are you talking about lmao |
| https://preview.redd.it/grsznfufq8rg1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e9d9ddfc984a9c3bc1ace4194c601411fc2685c0 |
| Damn calls are burntttt |
| Wtf is wrong with the Schwab app. Are they rigging it so we can't sell? |
| Could drink whiskey Pete under the table |
| Dump was regarded in the first place. Wally Liaw is a billionaire, if the smuggling operation was widespread there would be lower level employees doing the dirty work. Instead you had Wally in the trenches switching serial numbers with a blow dryer. |
| It's actually the Strait of your-momuz |
| 🥭 announced he had herpes |
| What did you do? What was your strategy? |
| You’re well respected here |
| I’d make way too much money. MAYBE -0.4% then end green. |
| Makes since or sense? |
| And it dropped by by the end of the day lol like clockwork. |
| https://preview.redd.it/xkzxrm49q8rg1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a4f5665da5b582db67dfe62a66bae43523e6fab7\n\n😬 |
| I think it's both at same time |
| You’re well respected here |
| Congrats, you paid $10K to learn what not to do. An expensive lesson to be sure, but don't let it go to waste. |
| This shit looks terrible. Feel like Bessent is out there using tooth picks and scotch tape to hold up this house of cards between 🥭 tweets. |
| This |
| Look Donny, they are making fun of you! Say something already! |
| Oil rising, bonds are neutral. |
| cmon man there are kids here |
| Yay I was waiting for this gold dump patiently. Might smash to 4100 or below if there’s enough momentum down. |
| FIGS you my only friend |
| Something something markets bottom before bad news bottoms. Get fucked 🌈🐻 and 🌈🛢️🐂 |
| Every time you see a bear celebrate, just remember that he’s celebrating a 100% gain on a 1k worth put while his 100k portfolio in the overall market and retirement accounts is down 10% |
| That leaded gasoline really is taking its toll at the later years |
| Wtf did I miss? Why is everything fading away? SLV acting like they got shot. |
| Just rug it already |
| Guy in a hut with a ham radio |
| What's the announcement this evening that will pump markets? |
| They are negotiating with a hot dog cart operator in Tehran |
| when is the daily final dump going to start? get going already. |
| RUH ROH |
| If you're still lost don't gamble. This shit been the same for weeks |
| once all retail Oil bulls are liquidated, they will pump it up to 100+ |
| Ghey |
| There is nothing holding the market up anymore, sorry bud |
| 🙏 pump it |
| fuck that shit, man.... im gonna panic sell everything.. bye. |
| 656, STOP RESISTING |
| someone plz buy my vrt call plz |
| Thank the Gamestop guy. He was the one that lured consumers with no business trading into the market via Reddit now rich people have all your money.\n\nBut I like the stock lol. |
| Wtf man i am msft bag holder now |
| Good news is that if you timed it perfectly and bought MSFT at its bottom last April you would be up 3% right now! |
| you're a bubble |
| welcome to *power hour*\n\ntake your seats, ladies and gentlemen |
| The White House declined to say who the U.S. is negotiating with over an end to the war in Iran.\n\n“We're not going to get into the details of these negotiations and conversations that continue to take place as of course, you can imagine, they are very sensitive diplomatic discussions,” press secretary Karoline Leavitt said. She also disputed reporting about a peace plan the U.S. has offered, though didn’t provide specifics. |
| Flush again I’m greedy and want more |
| Why? They’re not his wife and he’s not nearly drunk enough |
| Is it the Gay or Gaye of Hormuz? |
| That’s literally the only positive thing. They are going for a tweet lol |
| So… Spy 640 Friday! |
| I love how all the retards in the chat rush in here breathlessly rehashing the Iranian regime statement's like they’re facts. We all know this regime would never lie, saying for example “they weren’t slaughtering their own citizens for protesting” or “they would never cut internet access to the outside world to quell dissent”\n\nYou people are truly morons. Full stop. \n |
| Honestly just can't believe this SMCI pump. Up from the ashes. |
| I think I buy calls here |
| Always here for the "I'm a genius I'm gonna be rich!" bump on these charts |
| If word breaks that negotiations tmrw-fri are going well or that they’re going bad then that’s all it’ll take |
| Loaded up some SNDK put lottos |
| Drill baby drill.\n\nWe need the oil SHIT |
| They are trying so hard to keep 656 |
| Everyone knows that’s where Joey chestnut eats hotdogs |
| Literally anything is better than msft |
| 650 |
| demand destruction on AI; pop the bubble already |
| Sounds like your up 20k |
| Software actually might be dead this year lmao |
| -3% tomorrow easy |
| Lmfao |
| Let her plummet. Just the tip. |
| Market has done nothing but theta range cuck for 5months |
| Cant make this shit up. Second after i buy gold. I dip wtf |
| They went from 5k employees to 8k employees in roughly 2 years. Hired SoC engineers like crazy |
| I did that exact thing today and thought F it you know what I mean |
| Need some rage tweets asap |
| Guess we’re fucked again |
| #regards from south states cant even point where KHARG ISLAND is lmaoo or even the middle east LMAOOOo!!!!!!!! |
| Next leg down incoming |
| Tons of people angry and confused in the chat |
| Zuckie is getting his booty buttered this month hunh. |
| its only 10 thou |
| Please tell me someone made money on PAYS pumping |
| You know who has a lot of oil? Mexico. You know who manufactures a bunch of shit and sends it to the US? Mexico. Puts Sheinbaum |
| Imagine flipping your puts into calls this morning LMAO |
| He’s literally lying to your face and you’re buying more hoping he will lie some more to pump the market. Do you know how stupid you look???? |
| Dumb comment |
| Monday is too far away |
| Pete, finish the bottle! We need you at the command center! |
| I'll say. It was 495 for a bit a week and change ago. Then they launched a second leveraged ETF for it |
| Why Schwab do dis 😡 |
| I demand REPARATIONS! |
| And it looks like options hate you too |
| The crisp keeps getting crispier |
| There’s a thing called “shorting” |
| Would you have said this if you were 9k into the green? |
| Right now they’re making like $30-60 royalty on datacenter chips. This will be $1000 when selling silicon itself. The growth is exponential and it already has signed customers |
| *incoming truth social post...* \n##"IF AGARACHI OR WHATEVER HIS NAME IS DOES NOT IMMEDIATELY MAKE A DEAL, WE WILL REBOMB THE PLACES WE BOMBED ALREADY JUST TO SHOW YOU WHAT $200B LOOKS LIKE. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER." |
| You're supposed to be able to hold onto at least some stocks. This market is absurd. |
| Everyone has puts or all cash and you think the market is gonna crash? 😭😭😭 |
| Its over |
| looking at the broader geopolitical setup here, military action over a weekend usually creates that monday gap up regardless of long-term implications. algo trading goes nuts on any "decisive action" headlines even if the strategic picture stays bearish\n\n \nqeshm makes sense tactically but you're right about the false relief - markets will pump on anything that looks like progress even if it dosent actually solve the strait issue. probably worth taking some profit on shorts if we get that headline pop, then reload when reality sets in |
| https://preview.redd.it/6hgebv8wp8rg1.png?width=320&format=png&auto=webp&s=e5b9cf39dca9ec8642ce790e72b595ab752e391d\n\n |
| I started a writeup last night on how all of this is actually bullish for MSFT but I was stoned and went to bed halfway through. Maybe I'll finish it |
| An update on my Microsoft experience\n\n29th Jan - $440 - Market overreaction, good time to get in and ride the bounce back\n\n3rd Feb - $410 - This must be the bottom, let's average down a bit\n\n6th Feb - $399 - This is definitely the bottom\n\n24th Feb - $389 - 100% the bottom now, RSI is so oversold now.\n\n6th Mar - $410 - We are so back, let ride this back to $500\n\n24th Mar - $372 - guess I am a long term investor.\n\nToday - $369 - I am getting tired boss \n\nEnd of April 2026 - $299 - whyyyyy |
| Schwab app completely down |
| Just flush it already, retarded algos |
| Its over, my positions are cooked, gonna rub it out |
| My dad is Elon and he told me |
| msft putttttsss babbyy |
| I feel like it’s gonna gap up. Neither side wants the next step |
this didn't help  forbes.com www.forbes.com |
| Microflacid |
| Why do u say that? I was thinking of buying now, but now I ain’t sure |
| LMAO tied for best one today |
| the reddest of the green days |
| iran: *nah, i'd win* |
| I think NVDA bulls are the kind of guys that like having girls stomp on their balls in high heels lol |
| Sndk is kinda crazy ngl |
| > US operates a fleet of over 300 aging KC-135R refueling aircraft. These aircraft are critical for projection of power. Boeing ($BA) is currently producing the replacement KC-46 Pegasus at a rate of only 14 per year which means the phase out and transition may take over 20 years. |
| Dam 🥭 really has convinced the markets this will end in 5 minutes and as oil price creeps, green market entirely held up by fomo. |
| 370 breached microtards |
| #BREAKING: GAS PRICES INCREASES ARE HERE TO STAY |
| Boots on the ground tomorrow |
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| Sir they grabbed our economy by the pu###. You are fucked. Send a tweet. |
| Its probably for drones |
| Since when?\n\nThe entire basis of the TACO trade was bulls assuming everything he said was bullshit that would get walked back. |
| Did Trump reverse taco yet? |
| MSFT is fucking junk. |
| The last guy that said was talking to the US fell out of a window.\n\nThey are all denying claims because falling out a window really hurts alot. especially with all the bullet whole and stab wounds. |
| Who tf is buying AMD right now!? |
| If you saw my reply and you’re holding, levels just broke it’s here |
| For the troops sake I hope you’re right |
| Again. I'm glad I sold puts earlier. Sure it's down, but theta was harsher |
| Who is selling msft and Amazon at valuations not seen for over 20 years?? |
| Any billionaires in the sub on their deathbed and wanna give me their wealth before kicking the bucket?\n\n# 🫵🦵🪣\n\nDon't be greedy bro |
| P/E ratio is high when you consider current business model but when revenue per chip goes from $30 royalty to $1,000, the P/E ratio won’t be so wack. Even if Arm takes a tiny piece of Meta’s annual CapEx, that’s already exponential for the company’s revnue |
| Trump's furiously typing an email with two middle fingers right now.\n\n> Glorious Prince Ali Baba of Iran, I am VERY disappointed that you are not accepting my peace offer even though I sent you the ONE MILLION dollars you requested. |
| +80 million in the country alone |
| SPY 700 EOD\n\nEdit* Shit I can't read i thought you said EOM not EOD |
| You have to be an absolute regard to believe you can predict the market for the next 20 years. |
| yho im lost anyone got summa dat direction? Maybe like a one or a west? |
| I remember when I didn’t sell at open because I thought we were going to 662….. |
| The good news is that the 200-day is moving up and we're keeping pace. The bad news is that "keeping pace" here means that we remain like $5 below it in absolute dollar terms, even as we rise due to the 200-day itself rising.\n\nTough setup. |
| Do you think Israel will send in the first wave of troops to kharg island? jk lol |
| Can someone tell this to msft |
| Shit's getting wrekt, confirmed. |
| i had a chance to cash a decent profit early on, have been waiting.....and....its gone. |
| Apparently |
| when was the last thursday that wasn't red |
| Because the market is logical? |
| Iranian negotiator was actually a Pakistani scam caller |
| 10k ain’t nothing try 183k |
| I used Claude to program my own OS |
| Then start selling them!\n\n \nSee you on r/thetagang |
| They’re filing Chapter 11 soon. |
| Maybe 5-10 thousand |
| I try not to |
| Come on man, everyone’s gay once in a while |
| MU short term\nMSFT long term |
| If you didnt want to lose money why did you buy calls during an active war? ✋️🤓 |
| I mean, one of them has been provably lying to us every day for weeks |
| Bols still in hyper cope mode it seems |
| You probably won’t have to wait much longer |
| Mang0 announcement gonna nuke oil better sell |
| Were there bols actually out there that thought there was going to be a jump? |
| That's a long write up to say you didn't check cash flow statements for indicatives on realized/unrealized cash positions nor read the 10k which states realized and unrealized gains and losses for their loan portfolio, along with a full on note regarding the fair value model used.\n\nWould you mind showing the screenshots of said conversation you talk about? |
| we are actually so far from a deal LOL |
| Weak |
| Microsoft Office 360 - ❌\n\nMicrosoft $360 - ✅ |
| I can’t stand people in their own stock subs; the most unbearable people on Reddit, never want to hear another opinion unless it confirms their view |
| Wrong......Liar!!! |
| Right here, in my mouth. We can do this behind a Wendy's if that makes you more comfortable |
| Well it is hot in the ME |
| That flush was perfect for my 0D thank you |
| How do you say ber fuk in hebrew? |
| I think oil is in the cds they send in the mail |
| Always. |
| Not true. All you have to do is wait a day for the negative Iran news. |
| Flights from my city to Tehran currently cost 8000 USD per ticket |
| Gotcha I’ll try it out, thank you sir |
| How dare you touch my nipple 👹 |
| Looks like Iran is getting ready for a ground war |
| Buy more |
| Options hate you too |
| Buy calls at close ofc |
| MU dropping its panties quicker then ur mother |
| add me into the regard group, I bought a call - likely screwed |
| I didn’t realize people all of a sudden stopped using Microsoft products |
| I’m bored and I miss the crazy rips up or down |
| Insane how bro did options and only saw that tiny spike up and the rest is history |
| Lol! Our president and CFO just used "strong headwinds" in our 1st quarter all hands meeting. |
| Ow drill the fuck out of this into close like you want to and mean it. |
| Do you sniff for it |
| In a way they give them health insurance by recruiting them and sending them to war |
| Taxes are how we deliver on true shareholder value. Present thine tongue upon their endless boot. |
| Yep, people have no idea what earnings are going to collapse into |
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| Any recommendations for where i should consider putting 10$ for a short term investment |
| !banbet TFII $120 23d |
| The S&P 500 entered oversold territory on its weekly candle charts late in March, triggering a buying signal with a 100% accuracy rate over the trailing 15-year period. Oversold, as indicated by stochastic, reveals a market sold to levels below its true value, a situation in which anyone with a need, reason, or excuse to sell probably has, leaving nothing but buyers (or at least a buying bias) in the market. In this scenario, the index has just about nowhere to go but up, and that preponderance has already been confirmed. |
| Absolutely fucking predictable |
| Just sold the Dec 31 SPX 5000 put for $10k. I'm fucking off for the rest of the year |
| wear a t-shirt that says FO USA |
| Same. They sent out a message they are having issues but damn, my whole account comes and goes... Luckily it worked on my phone bc I made 1 trade and then poof website crashed. I imagine lots of people got screwed today bc of it. |
| That would come in handy in hell |
| seems you were left without options ahahahah |
| Until this excursion I had no idea how much notflix depends on oil |
| You have no options |
| Yeeehawww 🐻🌈🤠\n\nGood luck out there when the global depression hits \n\n*IRAN BUILDING UP DEFENSES OF KHARG ISLAND TO PROTECT AGAINST POTENTIAL US GROUND ATTACK, SOURCES SAY - CNN\n\n*IRAN IS FORTIFYING KHARG ISLAND WITH MINES AND AIR DEFENSES AGAINST POTENTIAL US MILITARY SEIZURE\n\n*KHARG ISLAND PROCESSES ROUGHLY 90% OF IRAN’S CRUDE OIL EXPORTS, |
| MU has a forward P/E of 6... enough said |
| ##ends up the guy we were talking with is homeless now |
| At least you had fun |
| Well, if you hate options, at least now you have none anon. |
| I will touch MSFT at 300 |
| Once they let it go, It will go down every single day. It's coming. |
| They saw him fail while kipping. |
| Apple is really the best company, no try hard ai or anything like that just pure ripping off customers with a logo which is what capitalism has always been built on |
| Fun times until first american deaths due to ground assault |
| I havent really been able to watch this shit show and im in a better mood. |
| The truth is, I don't have it in me to be a bear.\n\nSo I will either get rich as a bull or die trying. |
| Times like these you learn to live again |
| MSFT under 300 s00n |
| I mean i can belive. You bought at 567 support and a lot of people had stop loss just under the support |
| Thank you for your sacrifice |
| Iran foreign Minister |
| Yo great Satan, you up? |
| Nice work, bro |
| can we end under 556, i have a spread that really needs it |
| close, we at close.. |
| My wife does that sometimes with all the stench of mens on her. |
| Calls |
| You don’t hate options, you hate yourself bro |
| They know he's just drunk |
| This market is a joke |
| If you haven’t made enough to retire in the markets yet you’ve absolutely lost your opportunity to for 10-20 years. It’s going to chop down for a very long time. |
| Just checked OP profile. Confirmed that Reddit karma is inversely proportional to wealth |
| Nothing special, they will bomb each other as usual and there will be still a white noise about peace talks. |
| i legit can't tell- are YOU going all in?\n\n |
| The Iranian negotiator was seen leaving white house in a white bmw |
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| Just wait bruh, I got 150 at $390.\n\nMy leap is down 45% though lmfao |
| Just drill this fucking shit already this day has been cancer |
| Right?! |
| better buy:\n\nMSFT @ $369 or MU @ $379? |
| Dipshit |
| Araghchi is daddy |
| It isn't even clear who the decision makers are in Iran. They killed everyone they could have negotiated with. The right hand doesnt know what the left hand is doing lol |
| Marines schedule to arrive Friday at 4:01pm EST |
| My neighbor doesn’t have healthcare but thinks the president cares about him. There are truly delusional people in this world |
| Believe in the V |
| Yeah I lost pretty much the whole shit I put for trading in a matter of two truth social posts. |
| don't be too hasty you may want to do what most are doing buying puts |
| He bought calls? Dump it 🗣️ |
| highly regarded, I must say |
| Bro💀 |
| We're literally sitting in the cuck chair of the Strait of Hormuz.\n\nCould we be more cucked???\n\n\nRedboxGlobal\n@RedboxWire\n·\n3m\nIRAN FM SAYS FRIENDLY COUNTRIES INCLUDING CHINA, RUSSIA, INDIA, IRAQ, AND PAKISTAN WERE ALLOWED TO PASS THROUGH STRAIT OF HORMUZ |
| People will tell you to not try to time the bottom of the market, well, this just happens to be one of the worst times to enter it. \n\nCredit stress, Yen carry trade, Oil crises, Tek bubble, Runaway inflation, Job losses, Commercial real estate bubble, Wars around the globe\n\nA couple months should give you a much a clearer picture. |
| Having your app breakdown during trading hours is really not good Schwab |
| Honestly if all the insiders sold their shares, I’m bullish. I’m pretty sure stock based compensation has been a fucking pain in the ass for firms trading recent IPOs. SNAP, RDDT, HOOD |
| The kinetic energy for this dump has to be to the max by now |
| The exact moment i bought, bro... unbeliavable. |
| I sell tons of stuff on ebay... somebody in Israel wants some high heat tape... |
| Dump has 0 legs and will pump back |
| Who tf even is ARAQCHI? Compensation for damages? How about compensation for missiles for having to use them to keep the world safe. |
| Bulls have erecting dis function |
| Recession by Friday at this rate. Oil is literally an input into every single thing we use in the modern day. The world’s economy is built on cheap oil. Supply chains that were put into place in the last 20 years will permanently shift if this goes on for longer making prices continue to go up in an already inflationary environment. |
| Have to hold overnight in this market |
| what do you think does happen? |
| Wha is a credit spread? |
| If SPX gets below 6560 today I will tattoo it onto my ass |
| Sell and buy mag 7 ETF. |
| I have a bad feeling we will go red before the close. |
| Until the bottom gives out lmao |
| Thinking cash overnight the play hmm.. |
| IRAN'S ARAQCHI SAYS EXCHANGE OF MESSAGES VIA MEDIATORS "DOES NOT MEAN NEGOTIATION" WITH THE U.S. |
| Wow, twin fr. I like you |
| You owe me one new coffee. |
| people who actually make money |
| If it dumps hard enough maybe the ground invasion will be cancelled 😂 |
| oh sweet schwab is fucked up again and i cant sell my calls. Only happens when im in profit weird. |
| Cut losy of course you bastard |
| If hormuz is closed by end of April spy will be 15% lower |
| Thing refuses to drop |
| They’ve come after your mail now \n\nUSPS WILL IMPLEMENT AN 8% SURCHARGE ON ALL PACKAGES TO OFFSET RISING FUEL COSTS \n\nUSPS SURCHARGE MARKS THE FIRST TIME THE AGENCY HAS LEVIED FEES FOR FUEL EXPENSES |
| LOL it’s up like 250% over the past year. it could fall another 40% this month and still be fine for most longs |
| MSFT GOOGLE both going down becoz they located at Iran and love oil. 🤡🤡 |
| It’s down 12+% |
| bear flag? |
| Sorry for what? |
| this place is literally 99% bear, they have nothing to contribute on individual stocks |
| I am shocked that Iran is not scared despite Hegseth's macho talk. |
| Where is the guidance does it explicitly state the separately disclose the unrealized and realized? The only requirement is to disclose total gains/losses (realized/unrealized) separated into amounts recognized in net income and other comprehensive Income (OCI). \n\nI believe it's a case of you misinterpreting the requirement. |
| we were up on BS news. now we gonna drop back to pre-BS levels |
| So Jan range bound between 6900-7000. Feb rangebound between 6800-6900. And now March between 6550-6650.\n\nCool, cool, cool. No doubt, no doubt. |
| Short term pain for long term gain get fucked |
| War market sucks so much, no pump ever holds |
| sad I believe what Iran says vs our president |
| How could you not wait until the end of the day. Literally always volatile |
| wtf |
| Ram is cancelled, we're going back to abacuses |
| Robinhood social is crazy. How are people okay with posting little gains like +$10 profit, and say some shit like “Glad I caught the dip.” Like bro what? |
| Can you buy them back rq |
| Bols going but but twitta man wouldn't lie |
| Oil constantly bearflagging and regards in here keep buying to get rugged |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/ShadyPotatoTrader made a bet that SPY would go to 661.7317999999999 within **1 day** when it was 655.18 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 4 wins and 5 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| haha... dont tell them my secrets |
| It's almost like he just makes shit up huh? |
| Iran casually offers $25 million to do away with 🥭, yet most news on stock sites makes it seem like peace talks are progressing well |
| Iran's going to be trying to keep US oil expensive enough for people to hate it, but not expensive enough to make opening lots of US wells profitable. |
| really it didn't have anything to do with Iran telling the US to FO |
| Msft 200 shares at 405$$.\nShould I cut the loss or wait |
| Ugh I knew i sold my oil calls too early. There goes an extra $1500 I could have used to buy a new furry suit |
| Anyone using Schwab?? Their site is fuckkkkkkkked |
| If MSFT closes below $370, we will see $350 next week |
| We aren't talking to America we're just speaking with them. And no chance we are negotiating with them we're only bargaining. |
| Should done the opposite |
| Joined that other regard and bought some MOS |
| 99.94% lol. My balls are tingling |
| you know i think options might just hate you too |
| anyone know wtf is happening with schwab? |
| What I'm trying to say is, recent investors may be a little spoiled.\n\nAnd also the money printing has been out of control and probably inflating all asset prices way more than is healthy. |
| Both sides are just repeating what they said contradicting the otherside lmao |
| Sell my puts -> market immediately starts dumping.\n\nOkay bro, you got me… |
| WTF up 23% today wtf |
| don't dump NVO now what does it have to do with oil. |
| Jesus |
| Was gonna short the fake meat stock but it’s not even worth it. Margin requirements are ridiculous |
| Well that was it, sorry bears |
| Ah the ol rusty trombone pattern on the weekly. Putcalls it is. |
| FUCKEDFUCKEDFUCKEDFUCKEDFUCKED |
| When the fk is MU gonna stop falling lmao. Today is the 4th red day and there's still no bounce. |
| That exactly what’s happening. They are talking to « Iranians » « leaders » living in other countries. Probably Pakistan or even some here in the US |
| You got manipulated AGAIN! |
| Ask Apollo (debt solutions) 😉 |
| Israeli stock market is up on the year. The rest of the world not so much. |
| If I have a successful trade based on price action from the war, am I a war profiteer? |
| Love starting my day with some hot loss porn. Cheers |
| Face ID won’t work thru my tears |
| https://preview.redd.it/iah76rmto8rg1.jpeg?width=1150&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e3b9fcf8cc49404c8842db5bc8213d9bfadbfba2 |
| Bulls see lower highs and lower lows for months on end and still proclaim SPY 700 EOD |
| Everything this admin does is to manipulate the stock market and Wall St knows |
| Cleavland |
| finally something is happening\n\ni was so bored |
| the first US flagged ship allowed thru the Strait will have to carry $600B of good delivery bars for deposit in Tehran. |
| The battle for Kharg will bloody. Iran is fortifying |
| Shit dumping just slow enough so my put doesn't print |
| Marines are nothinburger. They won’t be a part of this cinema. Nothing will happen on weekend in terms of any “invasion”. |
| I don't get why people like Microsoft stock, probably the most exposed AI stock there is, plus they hold lots of openai future rev obligations which is risky |
| DELL looks like a good buy here |
| Need to time travel |
| Who tf is buying into this quagmire? |
| I'm sure the meta algorithm won't be circulating those headlines anytime soon |
| Dear Lord, the smell. 🤢 |
| Buying calls now is the only way to say “fuck you” to your boss a month later |
| If only we could have known there were no talks and the war was escalating. Crazy! |
| Do you think they’ve ever had a serious discussion about the mineshaft gap? |
| **markets**: OH FUCK YOU'RE GONNA MAKE ME DUMP\n\n**🥭**: everythings fine\n\n**markets**: Oh okay.\n\n**markets**: OH FUCK YOU'RE GONNA MAKE ME DUMP\n\n**🥭**: everythings fine\n\n**markets**: Oh okay.\n\n**markets**: OH FUCK YOU'RE GONNA MAKE ME DUMP |
| Calls on Netanyahu posting nonsense to put SPY at 665 after close |
| Medium rare |
| We’re ending flat, aren’t we? |
| What about it? |
| Go away I’m batin! |
| Bols gettin their backs blown out |
| I find it so janky. Like takes too long to setup unless I'm trying to place it somewhere really simple. Switched to spawn beacon with silencer and just sneak flank |
| No I’m saying it will be a long drawn out war don’t get me wrong I don’t think they are underdeveloped |
| bulls in shambles |
| Trump and dump |
| Oh yea Hormuz me harder |
| Medium well |
| Even CNBC is admitting the President of the US was lying wow |
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| Almost 4 pm, time to sell sell sell since the coping ends overnight |
| Sour hour’s gonna fuck! |
| 500k in one of the shitty mag 7 stocks, you def belong here |
| Making money is never boring. |
| "EXCHANGING MESSAGES TROUGH MEDFIATORS DOES NOT MEAN NEGOTIATION" \n\nso they ARE atleast in contact.. V it up |
| I'm sure losing $12.5k in a day will make you less stressed.\n\nNext time you can't handle the stress, put everything into VT and delete the app. |
| We get it, you're educated. |
| Asking them to pay for stuff they blew up is kinda funny |
| Always try to keep a little settled for the end of day, and it doesn't have to be a lot. For example, on that Monday drop I was snagging contacts for 11 bucks a pop, SPY dumped almost 2 bucks in 10 minutes, and I sold them in the 200s. In this environment where all the action happens AH and then barcodes all trading day, it's the only way to make plays. |
| i have those too |
| [Link](https://play.nintendo.com/images/Masthead_Link.17345b1513ac044897cfc243542899dce541e8dc.9afde10b.png) |
| Operation Epic Furry is now go |
| GLD wrong direction |
| ever seen the hercules cartoon movie? |
| Vix spike and big red candle = ? |
| lol they saw that US news isn't working as well for pumping anymore and now they just use Israeli outlets to pump every time before market close |
| Iran is not a underdeveloped country mah dude |
| their reparations |
| Sold a covered call yesterday and it's working just fine, but holy cow being THETA GANG is boring. |
| Spy 8000 |
| Bulls don’t have a cock worth measuring |
| So theyre also heroes and role models then |
| oil still creeping back to 100... or its spot price of 130+. Its almost like, any and all attempts to suppress erode over time. |
| MSFT you turd. I put 500k on you and you just keep dropping |
| would’nt be surprised if it’s actually taco typing. 😆 |
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| They will tell stories of this power hour for years to come |
| Take profits?! OP is clearly an investing genius and any profit "locked in" is taking away ten fold from what he makes in the next six months |
| > However, I saw a 15-point plan that was floated in the media. I would caution reporters in this room from reporting about speculative points, speculative plans from anonymous sources. The White House never confirmed that plan. There are elements of truth to it but some of the stories I read were not entirely factual.\n\nAh we are back to no plan. Thanks for clearing that up, miss. |
| Wait till April lows. 1 year will be 35% |
| CNBC: recession this year! 💃💃💃🤣 |
| Do the Irans buy puts before releasing bad statements? |
| 6600 won’t be seen again till next week now |
| Charles Schwab really going to prevent me from selling my puts during this very brief dump |
| It’s called the US Treasury |
| I just loaded up few more SMCI puts😝 |
| Good AI bot |
| This market like the single cheeto locking the door meme |
| This is gonna bounce back up near 657 and then crash to LOD |
| Whoever commented “blue moon of Kentucky” fuck you I can’t get it out of my head. |
| I like MU here. Still super cheap and on sale 10% discount from a week ago. Still super undervalued on forward P/E. The google news around TurboQuant is old. |
| Why the fuck can’t this regard stop doing stupid shit |
| It literally does not check out you can’t adjust cash/net debt out to get ev and not also adjust fcf for the 1b+ coming from interest income. They also literally have 800m in stock based comp |
| Let me know when you sell those calls |
| So you think he’ll start feeding Europe again? \n\nLmao we dropped Oil sanctions on Iran while bombing them, it’s supply already in the water but still \n\nI totally agree with SPY 540 puts, entirely 180 on XLE though |
| the house wins! |
| Iran’s got 🥭 by the balls |
| At least you have a month some people have 59 minutes |
| I wish I had never met y’all. |
| Not enough typos to be real |
| My tits are so hard, gay bear POV |
| ***They are Great American Patriots, they just happen to have much larger, and harder, muscles than most*** |
| I see exactly what is going on.\n\nThese people are pretending to not making deals.\n\nThis is in art of the deal, they reject the notion of deal making to avoid shooty shooty bang bang attempts.\n\nits chapter clearly on page 54 |
| It’s so clear that Trump wants an exit ramp, that he will literally make it up |