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| Need VIX back at 14 |
| shartmart |
| Donnie was getting rock hard getting called, "Your Excellency." |
| Rotation out of tech and into your mom |
| How do I even explain to my therapist I’m depressed because of 684-686? Only you guys would understand…call on Reddit |
| I mean, Iran is the last annoyance in the middle east to America. If Iran fell, would there finally be peace?\n\nNah, everyone hates everyone over there |
| More like a MMMM |
| Holy shit you're actually Lisan Al Gaib |
| just burn it all already |
| Not if you want to be exit liquidity. |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/Separate_Square_1904 made a bet that SPY would go to 695.0 within **1 day** when it was 688.176 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 0 wins and 1 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| What if the V is really an M 🤔 |
| He bought? Dump it |
| here comes the bounce... Yawnnnn |
| enjoy this megachop up until 10:00 am tomorrow |
| Venmo puts a generic bugfix-themed AI poem into it's iOS changelog as the only info.\n\nOne of the most depressing discoveries of my life. |
| Goddamnn LITE |
| Stop spamming the sub |
| That depends entirely on what part of your body is big |
| Wow big red candle, surely we don’t go right back to 685.5 this time |
| I was tracking the order flow on ToS and comparing it to the order book and it’s basically a huge cluster of buys that are way over the ask price but are not showing up in the actual order book. Basically spoofing |
| nadaq just doing -0,3% and +0,3% every 5 minutens |
| Having massive red engulfing candles every five minutes is actually super bullish guys, trust. BTFD!! SPY 700 TODAY!! |
| It being .01% green is a pump |
| u/BarbellPadawan wen $DE short? |
| now dump to 679 for a nice little entry for tomorrow's call \n\nyou know they are gonna cook the GPD |
| Calls for days. |
| The vix is still too high. Starting to show red candles now. |
| Imagine getting your news from the BBC |
| They don’t feel happiness like you and me anymore, just a mild satisfaction |
| Rate hikes? |
| omg it worked |
| Hey bers.. is this the one? the dip ya'll are yapping about? |
| they keep doubling down on it and cooking it even harder lmao |
| Welcoming new bag holders daily |
| The most obvious 10 bagger of all time is that trump is going to strike Iran this weekend while the market is closed |
| I bought a Mu call at 411 now it's 419 and I'm losing money still. Biggest scam oat |
| It's gonna be legit roasted |
| Global x fintech is so cooked. |
| This market sucks. 5 months of chop. |
| If you bought calls at open you are still down. Luckily I thinned mine out at the top but you cannot just hold calls in this market. |
| Yeah your don't "make it back" that money is gone. You can "make it" though over a longer period of time. \n\n\nIt's the same as if you go to a casino with $1000 and lose $900. That $900 is gone and it's the same as going to the casino with $100 and saying how can I 10x my money? |
| 1.Stop listening to other ppl. \n2. Do your own dd and only invest in companies you believe in.\n3. Sit back \n4. Profit |
| what happens tomorrow if GDP comes in gangbusters, and we invade Iran? |
| CVNA could finish +10% |
| Free Robinhood money. Bet on swiz to beat USA women's curling. In extra, and it's pretty clear swiz win, but 45c currently. |
| Barcode day. \nCalls here |
| #HOLY SHIT LOOK AT THAT DUMP SETUP\n\n#BUYING PUTS HERE |
| Bye bye silver |
| All on red |
| Didn’t you lose money on both puts and calls yesterday? 🤡🤡🤡🤡 |
| russell is tryin... it's tryin so hard |
| This market is straight ulcerous cancerous misery. Completely untrade-able. |
| fraud is bullish these days lil bro |
| All the underlying stocks are dumping and the index is like "this is fine, pump it" |
| I don't know what direction we're headed after this chop, but wherever it goes it will be violently up or down |
| Is vix still inflated cuz of 🥭and Iran? |
| Good try, bro |
| Ok you WIN I will BUY ACHR and Hold on to it for 2-3 years |
| you should full port! |
| Just dump !! To 640 then we can all be happy and buy calls like cmon now |
| They have profits at least. Most of these hyped up AI tech companies even have yet to demonstrate consistent profitability attributed to AI despite all the crazy spending |
| Theta gang running out of lube bout to get rough |
| Apparently they are cracking jokes about bombing Iran? |
| Scalped figma calls up +220% lmao |
| Blackpebble microcap |
| Yall act like they are going to roll out honest, non-positive data tomorrow instead of cooking the hell out of those things. |
| Go for Base hits not home runs |
| Im not green anymore |
| Come on nebius please let me out of my heavy bags. I’m so close stop edging me mf. |
| Looks like they don’t want SPY green for OPEX. |
| Fullporting boomer dividend stocks atp |
| legit so dumb as always |
| The comment above me says “if you want actionable advice” |
| SARK |
| Its down 84%... |
| That’s rough buddy. Chalk it up to the game and walk away. It’s an expensive lesson but a valuable one |
| Does it bother anyone else we have companies named Blackrock and Blackstone? What's next, Blackboulder? |
| need to touch green before dumping again I see |
| Legend |
| what they sayin |
| spy u fuckin cawk sucka |
| Thats called stopping sell orders or delaying them so the dunce bulls never realize what is happening, and then drip feeding the sell orders to the dunce bulls buying every dip. Or just routing them through the dark pools so that they secretly take an L on the shares but they get to manipulate options enough to make up for it. |
| What in the copium, ber |
| Do you accept V-Bucks? |
| Could be as simple as no one had heard of them before finding out they are ringing the bell tomorrow. This market doesn't require any kind of rational reason for things. |
| CNBC working hard today, bringing out old geezers, spreading FUD\n\n \n |
| I'm begging you pls dump already |
| Where my money at spy? |
| so would now be a bad time to buy |
| aka Liar/s? |
| Canadian Tires should do the trick |
| might as well take the day off, nothing is going to move until tomorrow data |
| TSLA is green in all this shit? What a 🤡 show |
| Yep, same. I was up 50% in 15 seconds and 15 seconds after that I was down 30%. Now I’m down almost 70% because every time I get close to breaking even it shoots back up above 685. |
| "Yaaaaa-hoo-hoo-hooey" |
| Whatever you say Mr. MM |
| we are so back |
| you must be buried in puts lol |
| pretty much. Dingus actually thought he could replace the UN with his own "board of peace"...which is comprised of authoritarian regime leaders....who don't exactly have the best track record of peace initiatives. |
| I’ve never heard of that word before |
| Im happy |
| Too many puts to dump |
| That’s a fine deficit you have there. |
| pretty jizzed by the looks of it |
| Time to take a dump |
| Hope you have plenty of lube... |
| until it isn't |
| Thats a compliment. I love pussy |
| They swim in their bathtubs filled with Sweeney's water: a few Russian blonde girls as a nice company, bottle of champagne open as Robinhood app open in their phone. |
| I wish a had a home |
| zips up pants |
| Any pumps and I will roll my call credit spreads down |
| I was not asking you to care! |
| If only there were a subgenre of porn that wealthy white dudes were into that featured big black guys. |
| It doesn't work with coins.... |
| Space stocks? |
| #HOLY FUCK I HOPE YOU GUYS HAVE PUTS\n\n#MEGA DUMP INCOMING |
| Like how much more can they grow? Aren’t they already in all the major city and towns. |
| Are you blind ? At market close, earnings came out and it closed down 25% from 360 to 285. I think there's market manipulation here. The numbers were not good |
| Bro you replied to me saying this isn’t a bull run. Yes you meant to reply to me. Then you edited it out to something completely different when I said it’s been 75% over 5 years. Are you on drugs or just regarded? |
| lol dude down 7k freaking the fuck out lol I dropped that much in cvna AH and made it all back and then some |
| The stock market is actually doing fairly well. Most have posted gains. To fuc\* it up like someone did, one needs to understand finance aspect, quantifing risk factor etc. The less one messes around with his portfolio the better the returns are. |
| Put in spy and foeget about it. |
| https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pump_and_dump |
| Why AKAM? |
| Corn and dumps are sinonomous |
| Every downside with volume is instantly bid right back up on zero volume. It's like a fucking magic trick. |
| SLV puts now |
| Is there an inverse CVNA etf? Maybe to lower a bit the risk instead of full porting puts |
| Goog waking up? |
| In my house, I'm a mother fuckin' king! |
| 695 tomorrow. 650 the following Friday |
| https://preview.redd.it/6387kfsd9hkg1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e5744ec27bc08f3ffab51d1376a7e4cdbd5e09af\n\n |
| Spy really just out here butt fkn 685 all week |
| It’s a blessing, tryna keep it green is proving challenging though 😅 |
| Still holding my 9:35 puts. |
| Made a lot from NNE last year, not sure about the company, but its a greats stock to trade when High beta nuclear is in season |
| MMs and theta are the real winners in the long run |
| You know in a way I'm kinda a prince myself |
| What is the Bored of Piece rubbish? JUst a suckfest for Trump's dong? |
| Why tf is CVNA going up?!? |
| Who's selling? |
| Im green |
| Microsoft the king of the pump and dump |
| Seattle moneyline only paid out $33 on a $100 bet. Every other Superbowl with that opening line, the underdog has won. \n\nNot the best investment strategy. |
| Can QQQ wake tf up?? 🙄 |
| Do you think market makers just sit in their chair and laugh |
| If it were me, I'd go to a reservation casino and bet it all on black. That would be smarter than listening to the people in this sub. Especially me, that guy's the worst. |
| #HOLY FUCK DUMP INCOMING |
| Show your positions or I don't care |
| They are fucking assholes. |
| Only CVNA can tank 21% and recover 15% the next day. What a legend |
| This is financial r a p e |
| Open All Indians\n\nWay more indians |
| donating to wall street again? |
| Her flagship fund, ARKK, is down 56% since hitting its high in 2021 on the back of one stock pick, TSLA. Meanwhile she continues to siphon off .75% of all assets as a fee for her "expert" stock picking ability. Even with the downturn in assets she is still worth $250M or so. Congratulations to all her account holders for enriching her so nicely. |
| Wish I would have waited 10 more minutes to buy puts |
| Very carefully |
| lol told you guys calls are free money. bears really using their non-existent brain here |
| 700c expiring tomorrow is the lotto play |
| Mango in situation room, which is why his fat mouth isnt flapping |
| Panic sold my FIG calls at open 😔 |
| you know it’s bad when bears and bulls aren’t even making fun of each other anymore |
| I’ve been buying it for the past two weeks 😂 |
| For fuck's sake, just give me my millions already. |
| Hand back your financials to your parents |
| Theta. |
| Lmao GOOG going straight up. Didn’t yesterday becusss I had calls |
| Ooc what was the prompt? There's a bar of soap in the middle of a jail cell, no showers in sight. |
| 🌽 going down so slowly. With Iran attack imminent, should be sub 60k already |
| #HOLY FUCKING SHIT\n\n#THIS ABOUT TO DUMP SO HARD |
| Just let it dump damn what’s the point of this shit |
| Fuck this barcode crap just rug the damn thing and let’s be done |
| Maybe the only purpose of today's trading will be at close, to grab some YOLOs in case SCOTUS really does rule on the tariffs, and something dramatic happens with either that and/or PCE report tomorrow. |
| I didn’t even mean to respond to you lol I meant to send this to op |
| NNE looking appealing for a quick %5 gainer |
| yes |
| Not really. |
| 09 |
| This might work. |
| Lazy? It takes effort analyzing the charts, wake up early game plan and execute, post market analysis, review and journal your trades. I’m not a vibe trader |
| All I wanted to do was buy my sister an iPad bruh |
| Obviously more options |
| Ik im foolish, i also bought shares at $20 but sold too early, I’d be at 50k rn if i wasn’t an idiot |
| Go to Valhalla |
| This market is actually insane, there have been times where I have been holding atm calls, puts and vix puts and still lost money on every single one of them. How can all of them go down? |
| I told you, my name is ‘the plague’ |
| yeah, paypal is absolute dog shit compared to apple pay, and that is a hill that both me and paypal will die on.\n\nI used it for a free 20% cashback during black friday and that's basically it. no other reason to even bother. they don't have superior BNPL loans compared to the likes of affirm, sezzle etc, they are not superior to apple pay/google pay, and they sure are not superior for transfering money compared to zelle.\n\n0 moat at this point |
| Wth BX |
| This is one of the reasons I’ve always felt the advice “take risks while your young because you have time to recover” is terrible advice. If your goal is to be able to keep taking risks to eventually hit the big one, you need to first build a solid base so trying and failing isn’t going to change your quality of life. People do this backwards all the time . |
| GET READY FOR A TIDAL WAVE DUMP |
| goog openin my assho |
| someone unplugged the WMT kiosk |
| Take some smart boosters |
| SNDK sends you their regards |
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| I’ve seen enough, putting all my money into defense |
| 80-1 leverage on $USO Feb 25 Call Options near the current price. Seems like a sure bet with the massive Iran tension. Absent a peace breakthrough, very unlikely, oil will likely continue to soar on the tension and it will pop to $100+ if a major war breaks out which could happen as soon as this weekend. A STRONG bet. |
| Sure will not make the mistake of sending a fleet of bass boats out again |
| Holy shit HERE COMES THE DUMP |
| chat is moving so fast no one will see this IM GAY |
| LFG AMZN! |
| SHOP go up. |
| PLEASE!!! Goddamnit I hate this hacker crap!! |
| Google pumps today because I sold my calls yesterday |
| I guess we are rotating out of Walmart |
| Hadooken, hadooken\n\nShoryuken! |
| Theta gang in thunderdome rn partying getting high off these comments |
| Lets go U |
| sorry bro |
| It's a bubble detached from reality based on a singular binary hope.\n\n* A very long and drawn-out Iran conflict.\n\nA short operation, just Khamenei replacement and longs are completely fucked. |
| Theyre as retarded as WSB or r/valueinvesting or r/stocks. |
| tf is Board of Peace? can you get that at home depot or something? |
| God DAMN theta has me by the balls today, SPY broke even but I’m down 50% on my calls |
| Damn Figma really giving away free money today. |
| Cause everyone knows it’s a fraudulent scheme |
| I do |
| https://preview.redd.it/9lkj6g1u8hkg1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6b43ceadf4b6c150fadf9363ee7993ef283702bb |
| Still holdin? I just bought 10 of the same contracts @ 0.62 for shits n giggles. TACO trade lfg |
| Rice and beans? |
| by not using options as investments, unless you can predict the future consistently somehow like nancy pelosi |
| friday pumper again? |
| Next dump send it through 684 kplzthx |
| Fastly 🤑 |
| i’m crying and it dips at the EXACT mark |
| This will move big today. Which way is the question. |
| gap up to 692. go. |
| U R FAKT |
| I did not lmfao. Bought at 405. But u called it so far so I’m not panicking |
| No, because for every time I see a post like this on how great fundamentals are, the stock just falls another 20-25% over the course of 3 months rinse repeat. Thing is an absolute fucking turd, I don't care if its a golden turd or not. |
| Prince Andrew! |
| Third attempt to break (and hold) 686. If this fails, we're revisiting 680. |
| 😊 thank you |
| They really are fucking over options holder it ain’t funny |
| Bers in 2025: the REAL DUMP is tomorrow\n\nBols in 2026: the REAL PUMP is tomorrow |
| are bango's "stock market all time highs" in the room with us |
| Does this look like the HQ of a 10.5b market cap company 🤣 |
| I was down 800 now I’m not guess what it’s at now 😄 |
| Source? |
| Stop options trading and start building wealth in stocks - you’re young - that shit will compound into oblivion you regarded fuck |
| Quadruple top on the daily? lol |
| Good times |
| Ok calls it is |
| Spy $679 special today looking good 😊 |
| Hope u waited |
| OIL back to being black gold |
| Sofi is really beat down. I’m buying some calls |
| Stop gambling… |
| wish I had fr fr |
| Salute your service |
| hell yeah I havd. Hopefully will be good for uuuu |
| DAY-MAN! AH AHH AHHHH! |
| low probability. current max pain is 686, and tomorrow's is 685\n\nsmall chance the admin announces peace with Iran or something |
| Turns out Open AI and Waymo are just Indians in India!!! LMAO 🧑🦼➡️ |
| luv seeing high p/c ratio and pumping at the same time |
| Oh My Gourd! |
| Wtf MSFT kangoo movement |
| Those dudes are legit psychopaths. They think they’re god or gurus. |
| Magnet on 687 |
| What happened? Options or longs? |
| Guys will SPY go to 689 EOD? |
| Oh my god a triple top on SPY. If you believe in horoscopes then we’re about to free fall |
| Imagine being born a Prince and getting to live life on the easiest mode possible\n\nAnd you still fuck it all up lmao |
| Spy is so weak. Let’s pump this up $5 hahaha |
| unzips pants |
| I'll drop some actual wisdom for you. Please listen and everyone else who this might help, please listen. When you have this amount of money and you have lost a 1/3rd of it the rest seems like a much smaller sum than it actually is. You think well, I lost 7k what's 15000 or I lost 9k and I only have 8k left, etc. You treat that 15k or that 9k or whatever amount in the thousands it might be like it's worth 2 quarters and you are playing some stupid gambling game with your 9 year old friends again. \n\n \n\nThe reality though is much different. That 15k, that 9k, that 13k is actually a substantial amount that you can do something with. If you lose this amount and cannot reload at will you will learn this lesson the hard way. You'll get back into over the next few months and you might have 2-3, maybe even 4k in your account and you'll sit there in your Kansas City hotel room and you'll say, FUCK.. I had more than 3 times that amount 4 months ago but I gambled it away on a fucking space stock that hasn't launched a hobby kit worth of rockets and a movie theatre chain that fucks it's shareholders every 5 months as if on schedule. \n\n \n\nYou can do a lot with 15k. I have no idea what your strengths are so I am not going to tell you how to trade but if you can figure out your strengths you can make 15k into a lot more. The odds of you doing this are low though. Sometimes to be a successful trader you must lose 15k 10 times or more. The problem is many people do not have access to that much money. \n\n \n\n \nThe biggest fucking problem is that the average human, even the above average human has the self control of a fucking juvenile rat on crack. |
| Microslop about to go red so there is that |
| “I just gotta make two 10x trades” |
| E*TRADE CLEAR MY FUNDS IM GOOD FOR IT I PROMISE |
| Good news for world peace in my prof and personal opinion |
| Nasdaq pumping when all the big players are flat is very puzzling |
| Is the Biden's market or something? Why is this shit so boring today? Why haven't we heard from poopy pants yet? Doesn't he have a temper tantrum to throw or retarded observation to make? |
| Who tf is buying the bag 7? |
| Iran will fold once the USS Gerald R. Ford is parked on their front lawn |
| Easy gap down |
| The only possibility today is a 0% movement by SPY |
| Market is boring today. I’m gonna pop a blue chew. |
| PAMP IT. |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/getshmoney69420 made a bet that SLV would go to 108.91839999999999 within **2 weeks** when it was 68.074 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 6 wins and 5 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| Good. It's manipulated af. |
| Theta gang this week ftw |
| Fk i will take one for the team spy 0dte calls 692 |
| Let me hop on to webull comment section rq to justify my full port |
| Remember, it is possible to loose 50% of your net worth, every day, forever. Be careful kids. |
| Trade crypto |
| thoughts on BKNG? ...anyone?...anyone? |
| Yes but happening extremely more frequently than what I've seen in the past 20 years |
| i’m so unbelievably fucked |
| Oil breaking out … |
| Revenge trading till $0 obviously |
| Ok, fine, i'll but calls to save your puts. |
| Also how rich you are. Very rich? Investing. Poor? Straight to jail. |
| Can someone explain why it's crashing so hard despite record 5.6bn revenue? |
| Poor Andrew I hope he doesn't resort to facial tats |
| If you scan the bardcode the SPY chart is making it takes you to anal lube for $1.99 |
| Pathetic 🌽 bols waiting for a spike in the US unemployment number. |
| SMCI making new bag holders |
| Trading in Feb can be summarized with 'timing the market beats time in the market', unless you somehow managed to time it wrong 100% of the time |
| yeah that's kinda what happens when vix collapses like this |
| Google finally |
| ur fucked |
| Call them and ask for a refund ✌️ |
| AI works |
| Thank you for your service |
| AKAM is going to pop after earnings. Took my RELY gains and went deep into these AKAM calls. |
| I've done nothing and I get the impression I'm having a better day than most in here |
| With US busy in Iran, will China attack Taiwan? |
| Has anyone else just noticed uraniums generational run this last 3 months |
| It went up like 6 precent warning already priced in |
| Depends on how much money you already have. Can you afford a pardon? |
| LOL more unnatural movement that keeps it tethered to this range |
| Think I’m gonna delete my app wait a week and then log back in cause atp it would be the same price |
| I sacrificed a tendy to summon the V |
| Which is literally the same thing. Sales growth for this year will be lower than last year. Simple as that. No explanation needed. \n\nThere is nothing attractive or unique about this company. Rather buy a stock like AMZN with real growth and a huge moat with AWS and trading at 26x forward earnings vs 50x that Walmart has |
| Re-read what I wrote, smoothbrain. 🤣 |
| This time will be different. This time spy will break resistance instead of immediately dumping |
| got burnt on puts again what a baby |
| Oh yeah? Fuck you! |
| >Unlike all the smooth brains who complain about our cold, dystopian, jobless future, I accept our robot overlords and load up on Amazon calls. Amazon at $200 is free money\n\n🤦♂️\n\nYes, AMZN is mega undervalued but...\n\n* We're going to need a lot less low level office grunt workers.\n\n* We're going to need a lot more people in trades and services. Already huge shortages.\n\nAI helps some workers become A LOT more productive. The top white collar performers will be even more valuable. Others it will have very little effect for a long time if at all. Even the guy bagging your fries, it's been nearly impossible to replace with robots. |
| It's almost like no one wants to buy any of this bullshit |
| bulls seen praying to bear god artemis for some leniency |
| Pump my bags 🙏 |
| They were the first to close for COVID. They have deep insider connections. An arm of the machine. |
| Literally not even addicted to checking the market every 5 minutes anymore. Been so boring recently… tell the casino they lost a customer! |
| SPY $688 a possibility today or am I fucked |
| Stay away |
| NFLX $80 SOON LFG |
| LMAO @ ts PA |
| What a fucking joke |
| The Gary Indiana Bears has a nice ring to it |
| i can sell and buy leveraged shares when stocks actually move in pre and post market\n\nthis is the advantage |
| holy shit Unity are you finally pumping |
| Sell weekly puts. You’d have to put 100 shares worth of the stock in cash but if the stock moves up 1% in 5 minutes you can buyback the same out for cheaper, cancelling yours out, then the difference in premiums is your profit and your collateral is released back to you and you can start all over again. If the stock doesn’t go up then Theta is your friend. If the stock goes lower and you never seen a profitable return by expiry then you just end up buying 100 shares worth of the stock and you can wait for it to go up. Not a perfect strategy but something to consider. |
| JPM went long around that price |
| SPY is barcode today |
| What's the play? |
| Range bound all day at 685 smh |
| https://preview.redd.it/c0q7yi9s7hkg1.png?width=1024&format=png&auto=webp&s=edc785cfe77e64749a40f2ca5301db1d2d176f23\n\nPeople shit on GPT but it just generated this for me. Google flat out refused with the same prompt |
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| "maybe we should crash the value of the dollar so we export more" |
| Ran calls from the AM drop to the near 686 range at 9:55 and cashed out. Haven’t seen anything else making me want to get back in, gonna just sit this one out till EOD or next week |
| I’ll do one better, go behind a Wendy’s/ Tim Hortons location. Funny story when Tim Hortons sold Wendy’s, the value of Tim Hortons didn’t change much, essentially making Wendy’s worthless. |
| Ur PAID |
| Its all computer |
| He is trying to ruin the dollar. Mr. Orange thinks its valued to high and wants it lower so other countries buy USA goods in larger amounts. |
| Brent Crude futures? |
| Real pump tomorrow |
| GC, i'm going to need you go to 5005-5010 soon, I won't watch you barcoding |
| Everyone told me it was gonna be bloody red today, but why is it flat.. |
| #”Buy the dip. Short the VIX. Fuck Bitcoin.” |
| Good god the charts are a mess today |
| GL dude, it’s not gonna go anywhere |
| Did you read my post? I gambled last year, lost it all went with ETFs. |
| Printer go brr but like pushing on a string. Domestic economy not stiff, capital fleeing. |
| In for 100k AMZN and 100k META |
| its not nice |
| Outright disgusting |
| You would prefer a pre-revenue company that wasted piles of money on a modern, glass palace for branding purposes? Sounds like Theranos is your kind of investment. |
| Sitting on the sidelines with my millies |
| Keep waiting |
| They intentionally doing this to kill all the options, must be a shitload of degens daytrading today, I'm tapping tf out |
| What stock is keeping the nasdaq from freefalling? Not the usual ones |
| I'm actually pretty impressed that MMs can keep it this stable |
| Pretend I just said something very controversial |
| Maybe we're thinking about this wrong: AI can't possibly run a scam as good as CVNA. Maybe we should be bullish. |
| Depends on how good your lawyers are. |
| Orange hair weave |
| i’m so bored i’m genuinely on the verge of tears |
| Nice. I usually get a McChicken, but theres a new Dave's Hot Chicken place down the street, Think I'll hit that up. |
| If you skip eating today it’s like you made 98$ think about it |
| Just flatline and get it over with SPY, it’s obvious you ain’t doing shit today |
| Ben Dover |
| This stock is trash but I bet we see $400 again, at a minimum there will be one more pump before it burns down |
| Gotcha |
| Is 🥭 getting impeached the only thing that will make the market go up? |
| Fuk the bears (Chicago bears) |
| Literally untradable |
| Your poots will poop now 💩 |
| Do something! |
| see how everything goes up and down so much but actually going sideways\n\nguess what is moving option prices they are getting destroyed \n\nthis is literally the same thing every day and mfs will still deny market manipulation |
| Buying TSLA here. Shit won't go below 400 no matter what happens even if the company went bankrupt the stock would probably pump 20%. |
| Likewise with someone who didn’t even keep up with news and just assumes they’re never wrong.\n\nNot like we have an event happen causing a spike in a price of something we discuss on this very forum.\n\nGood luck….champ |
| Thanks that does make me feel slightly better |
| Guy below your comment was talking about Elon being unbeatable because he can borrow against his shares and buy more |
| I can’t tell the market from my limp dick recently |
| Ditching wealthsimple they dont even have trailing stop loss |
| There are other things to trade that are moving. No need just to trade SPY. |
| The NBA is less obviously rigged than this |
| same been waiting for a while now |
| the price of being dumb:) \n\nwill u continue? |
| This trading day sucks |
| Try it |
| Computa, make all the bulls in this thread say one good thing about this economy and if they can’t then oil them down and turn them into a bear |
| Every pump is immediately sold. |
| Sing Horton .... |
| Isn't Venmo a PayPal product? |
| How do you protect your capital? |
| these LMT and NOC calls are really expensive ATM so if the war does not happen a lot of guys will bleed ... |
| Vice versa |
| Onlyfans |
| Eeeh, last few years I've been convinced Thursdays are rarely the days to trade. Today is prime example. |
| And then every rip is immediately sold. |
| Who is propping this shit up ?? Shit should be dumping bro |
| Take it as a life lesson and play the long game. |
| Dude you’re regarded. Trade both or get rinsed. |
| Way too expensive to buy. Way too many bag holders at 115 to sell. |
| Put the rest of it on black twice. |
| And then sold |
| What is this limp dick shape on Spy? |
| GYNA on break for a week. No one wants to touch it |
| and I thought FIG had a great earning 😣 |
| Spy pick up the phone!!! |
| PLEASE SHOOT UP SPYYYY |
| out of all ponzie schemes... I believe in this one |
| Below what? |
| Every dip is just immediately bought |
| Algos don’t even know what it wants anymore |
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| Heard they were waiting for more equipment to arrive |
| option 1 keep satiating yout gambling needs and pray that you get lucky, and most likely lose more money along the way.\n\noption 2 learn that gambling is bad, stop playing the game, treat your gambling addiction, go long on broadly and globally diversified low cost index funds like a sane person. Make 10% annually on avg for the rest of your life\n\nchoice is yours |
| Not anymore thanks to NVO.\n\nCan't afford food |
| Weird how SLV has been pinned to $70 after being so volatile the past few weeks |
| Shit looks like a polygraph test |
| We’ll see $25 before $250 lol |
| Patience young padawan |
| Imagine asking for credit to invest in an imaginary product. |
| Dam right I’m one of them |
| Bears in disbelief |
| Let’s pump n dump metals too lol |
| Figma to $60 within 3 months |
| Fuggly man |
| SPY is up 75% in 5 years. This is a massive bull run my guy |
| Where does fraud/scam/embezzlement/embellishment/theft fall? |
| What a day, up 80% & got the rh credit card lmao |
| Scuba Sam, Scuba Steve's brother, says to buy calls....\n\nAnd wash your dirty ass. |
| Nvidia puts |
| Can understand but I’m in for the long term |
| For real, my puts aren't looking good. |
| https://preview.redd.it/u0ew9a227hkg1.jpeg?width=843&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4d61bf311673761eb056e86c5e04fb73b9f3ceb7 |
| I think we're in a market where you have to pick and choose which stocks to buy or short. Indices are going to bounce for a while so we're back to individual stock picking instead. |
| You're literally just wrong, can't argue with a retard lol |
| can this shit dump already so i can buy calls |
| Sure. Free money. |
| Remember when WMT was told they had to eat the tariffs? Little did I know that was good for the stock |
| 1. Write down the things you did.\n\n2. Do the opposite things. |
| This is fucking unbelievable drops for 1 second the. Shoots up and not even enough to make profit on calls fuck u spy |
| It was more fun in here when people were constantly spamming shrek and Reddogs. Fuck you reddit you ruined everything |
| Absolutely disgusting day. Just rip the bandaid off already. |
| wen pump |
| ODTE why would you even ask |
| “We actually don’t see any issue” [with CVNA]. Lolz. What a 🤡 |
| i love you all |
| The market is waiting for the bombs to drop |
| anyone VIX puts? |
| Too many poor people have puts rn that's the problem lmao |
| First the Pope, and now the Seahawks. |
| Do you ever wonder if wsb is regarded or fully regarded |
| Just go green, bro. We know you want to. |
| Fucking Fig and fucking ADBE |
| I could single handedly crash berkshire hathaways entire portfolio by buying a call on OXY and AAPL on my robinhood account but I'm not gonna do it to my boy Warren |
| Made $300 scalping |
| im not fat |
| You keep being delusional and hysterical, a retard with EDS and we will keep making tons of money while you cry. |
| Argos? |
| Too late to get vix so I’ll buy more spy puts |
| Crackhead |
| completely agree. buy, hold, divvy set to reinvest, check back in in 10 years. |
| 0DTEs |
| Hard magnet at 685 |
| They’re ringing the bell tomorrow morning |
| I liked CVNA better when it was -60 |
| Holy market manipulation. This shit is getting old |
| 😳🔫 |
| bet theta gang moonlights as divorce lawyers. |
| Fuck this shit not even a zig zan pattern just pin point range bound |
| Gay ass market |
| Any way to shut off the color font in other subreddits....\n\nIt might be fun in 4chan, so go to 4chan.... |
| Effort? You mean enter limit orders to buy low and sell high? Man you kids are lazy |
| the nice WMWMW pattern |
| What goes up must come down, except VIX |
| Day to day the stock market is a popularity contest; long run weighing machine. By far the best money is the downside here. |
| KANGAROO SONG KANGAROO SONG |
| On billionaires that borrow against their stock instead of selling (see comment below) |
| Send spy to the bottom of the sea |
| Haven't been range cucked this long in a while. Woof |
| That will be the narrative. I'm an old dog and years ago when the market was shitty, the narrative then was, "Will Apple save the market?" \n\nIt never did. |
| Tempted to sell some puts here |
| I'm gonna smoke weed, play videogames, and watch my money disappear. |
| Fuck range days |
| Computah make SPY shart itself -2% |
| Fed pumped another 18.5B this week into the overnight repo rate. They're selling out our future to prop up the markets and yall wanna be bears? Owning assets is the ONLY thing that will keep you afloat\n\n\nDont fight the fed, buy the fuckin dip |
| Not wrong. It just feels like the last three months represented as a single day today. |
| Googles about to destroy ua |
| Stop doing whatever you are doing and index fund. I consistently outperform the market (up 35% in the past year, more than doubled over the past 3 years, and yes, returns look really good in a bull run), but I question whether it’s worth it. If I took that time and devoted it to literally anything else I’d be a lot happier and possibly wealthier too. If you are losing money just stop. Within a couple years of doing nothing you’ll make it all back and then some. Not to mention you’ll be able to sleep at night. |
| Is the casino going to be OPEN tonight? |
| 680 by close and I quit my job tomorrow\n\nMake it a ban bet |
| At least you're up. Probably 80% of people aren't lol |
| classic SPY |
| +2200 on 0dte calls today. Hard to trade on a barcode day for spy so calling it wraps for today. Good luck my fellow 0dters |
| Y'all all |
| The algos are trying to be Ser Duncan the Tall rn and protect VWAP to the last breath |
| When will SPY moon? |
| You fucked it up buddy, you fucked it up! 600? |
| You hear this analyst on Bloomberg gloating over CVNA. WTF!! |
| Shorted SLV again at 71.2, what a deal. |
| it’s his posture mid air that gets me the most |
| I made $49 pry gonna order some food with it |
| Theta feasting |
| I didn’t know she had the GI Joe kung fu grip |
| there is still a ton of downside idc |
| that's what I said |
| If you want actionable advice you need to stop buying options after the stock already moved in the direction you wanted. \n\nLearn about Greeks, really understand that even if you are ITM you can still lose money most people trade within a 3-6 month time scale |
| This retail-driven chop is the easiest thing ever to scalp. |
| Can you imagine investing in an imaginary product? Thats what corn is |
| u/31andnotdone, you think I should roll up those CVNA short 300 puts to like 325? Could take 90% profit on the 300s and sell the 325 1DTEs for an addition $6500 in premium. |
| Paypal |
| Come on Bulls just give me a little taste 👅 |
| I am just straight up not having a good time |
| Lol |
| Does shit posting count? |
| That is a frustrating hold....I bailed when It hit 140ish after holding it for months bouncing around between 130 and 140 |
| Are we finally going to do something SPY or will you reverse back to $685 |
| Why.. you’re goin down so slowly. You clearly don’t want to. Just why lol |
| AKA don’t bet your rent money |
| You cannot make it back, pack it up |
| Yep! \nStable giant and taking over online shopping if they don’t fumble bad. Plus, dividend. \nNot great for options but, good for holding. |
| Atleast ones hitting right 👀 |
| I have not been keeping up with fed news/data but about two months ago it did seem so. A lot of toxic shit out there because of NBFIs |
| Why do regards always bring up P/E? Are y’all all fat? |
| Dump it already |
| I don’t get it |
| If it helps, she survived. She drove off a shallow slope, it only looks like a cliff because of the camera angle. The hilarious part is she didn't even get injured from falling off the bike, like not even a bruise because the ground was damp from humidity and it's still winter. Biker herself uploaded a video proving she's fine and explained what happened, basically she's been driving 700km(about 435 miles) everyday for about a week straight and decided to push herself for one more leg since the resting stop was nearby. |
| Straight booty cheeks in both directions |
| Except you seem to miss the point that they’ve actually closed it, not planning to, not talking about but actually closed it. \n\n“The move is a rare, perhaps unprecedented shutdown of the strait, a signal from Iran of the potential fallout to the world economy if the United States goes through with threats to attack it as tensions mount between the two countries.” |
| I have this funny feeling that NVDA will tank after earnings. If the narrative is that NVDA earnings will save the market, we are fucked. |
| my fcking bad that i sold my nebius at 99 to put into microsoft at 404 |
| Straight outta looney tunes 🤣 |
| If she's alive |
| black jack 100% |
| Like.. why..? |
| To make matters worse, I just realized right after your INTC calls expired, price shot up like a rocket to 27.5. |
| Thanks for helping 🙌 |
| I somehow manage to have fun even when I lose money, so there's that. In the end, it's the end goal after all. |
| I could be if spy dropped more |
| samesies |
| SOFI shareholder here: If you will it, it is no dream. |
| Micron pumps when I don't buy, I buy it and it chops all day |
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| Vix will hit 25 today LFG! |
| Why do you have to beat it? \n \nJust buy the same stocks if you strongly believe this is a good strategy. \n \nThats the beauty of markets. You can participate instead of crying about it. |
| February has been a challenging month to trade, I’m up on the month but not by a lot for the effort put in to trade this horseshit range |
| Who’s even having fun anymore? |
| Dash puts this morning are wrecking me. RIP. |
| Bro if only I had the power to do illegal things in the market, I'd do so many |
| I bought puts, so yes |
| 100%! This does nothing other than solidify my thesis. It’s going to $0, just painfully slowly |
| Stop buying fucking options. Park that shit in 3 etfs and delete the app. “How can i get this back???” You’re being emotional and with that you will revenge trade and lose more then blame the market when in reality it’s your fault. 3 ETFs and keep your day job. |
| Can’t really understand why ANET is falling but ok … more for me in the future |
| Sparta’s final stand |
| Ok guys, I sold all calls. Now it (will) can PAMP to 700 |
| I’m convinced 0dte options has screwed this market!! 🥲 |
| Forming a wedge. Which way she going to bust. I think downside |
| See Walmart is Amazons show room. If you didnt have the one the other wouldnt work so good. |
| Which lambo are you going to buy? |
| What a boring day. SPY is going flaccid again. |
| No sir chop and V all the way down because of options |
| Will OPEN beat and project a better future? |
| Did the war start? Boutta slide. Lookout below. |
| are we in a liquidity crisis? bond sell off, btc sell off, the orange man really seems to be struggling to ruin the dollars value to an extent that can keep up with his spending..... starting to feel like America is running out of dollars |
| Funny how the driver went on with his life 😂 |
| Tesla 400 please, thanks in advance stock gods |
| hear me out, if everyone transferred their retirement accounts away from *SLACKSTONE*...would they have to start selling homes? 👉👈 |
| SPYs gonna finally hit 700 in December and then the bubble will pop immediately |
| Investors are scared of Amazon’s crazy capex spending. They’re focusing on automation. In 10 years, if not earlier, their entire warehouse is going to be ran by robots. Literally every step from you clicking buy on their website to the moment it makes it to your doorstep will be entirely automated with almost 0% human wages paid or human overhead. \n\nUnlike all the smooth brains who complain about our cold, dystopian, jobless future, I accept our robot overlords and load up on Amazon calls. Amazon at $200 is free money |
| retards make money tho |
| Or, just read the financial statements yourself and other primary source data? |
| Puts and calls are more gambling than investing. (Unless you have some kind of market beating insight).\n\nNobody can reliably tell you an easy way to gamble and win, and if they could they wouldn't be telling you about it. Investing is about making gains over multiple years.\n\nAt your age focus on maximizing your income through work/business. |
| Snap puts |
| Im dead |
| minute timeline, not months. Go to r/investing |
| Technicals and P/E are not showing encouraging signs. |
| OPEN yolo |
| Is this AI? |
| I have nazin Tesla do anything in a while |
| I think, with a P/E of \~44 WMT is probably a little overpriced. But it's still a great company that isn't going anywhere and it's never going to lose money. |
| AMZN pls fly again |
| Calls |
| I made 20 dollars today you dumb bastards |
| I know nothing ever happens , but is ANYTHING gonna happen ?! |
| Yeah this market is for sure rigged |
| That’s it.\n\nI am going to do it the old fashion way and play craps outside of the liquor store to get my degen fix.\n\nGrabbing my Old E 40 in a paper bag and on my way. |
| When is 🥭 talking? |
| And now for his next trick the Magnificent Regard will pull a half spin out on his motor-bicycle and hit the brakes just before the dangerous cliff edge.... |
| Snip snap crabs win today |
| Can an intellectual in here tell me why we can’t drop to 682-683 |
| 28% isn’t shit tbh. Just a speed bump keep your head up and get back in there |
| Sell everything, long puts on margin, retire in a week |
| Altman: 100 billion isn’t enough because China |
| Just one? |
| Have you ever seen them so afraid to let it go down?! |
| You mean 7 months |
| The guy bought himself an expensive adventure bike without learning to drive. Much more typical than you think, but usually it stays in the garage as a forever distant dream. At least props to this guy, he took out his shiny to a real road. |
| IV crush in real time. |
| Here we go again |
| I would only suggest you to stop doing options, or at least do it in a paper account |
| Sloppy choppy.. good thing I made my maney the first 30 mins of market open 🌝 |
| Could be a cubed curve |
| If this guy is the little angel on your shoulder, let me be the little devil.\n\nYeet it all into 0dte spy calls, go into a margin account and gamble like your life depends on it. You will never recoup for a 7k loss in your entire life if you listen to this ETF investing advice. 0dte calls is the only way to earn money reliably. \n\nI want to say godspeed, but hellspeed is more suiting. |
| One of you will try to scalp this and get blown apart |
| I’m a Canadian, I saw 6k on the ground today and didn’t bother bending down to pick it up |
| Chart looks like one of my drawings from kindergarten |
| Bet on Olympic curling\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/au98i4ln5hkg1.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=79dde8163b68a76aaaabd2c2202e02ae62f6946b |
| Honestly this 1 dollar range is kinda impressive how the MMs are fucking everyone |
| Barcode price action like an ADR stock |
| They said they're still going to employ a lot of people, so the market figured out they went halfway in on AI |
| When people say retail traders aren’t profitable, they mean they don’t beat the market / people just hold ETFs. During a time where essentially every market ETF went up, you lost money.\n\nSeriously, stop playing options, buy small amounts of the market daily, and hold it for years. Time in the market > timing the market.\n\nEdit: \nVOO 1 year return: 17%\n\nVT 1 year return: 22%\n\nPeople choosing stocks typically just make less than these but not actual losses in a year when the overall market boomed up. |
| Dang thank god I spent all last night reading about day trading, cash on hand staying out of now |
| Volume is dying, a lot of indecision where they want to take SPY today |
| Based on the money he spent and lost on puts |
| *MENipulation*🫴 |
| so what, just talk to the ceos? |
| An hour after it drops to $677 |
| Chicken - scared to make a move either way |
| Oh yeah, calling out Palantir and BTC in reddit is really bold lol |
| Thinking about full porting FSLY\n\nSeems like if the market really flips, it will be back to $150 (from $20) |
| Waton Financial Ltd |
| Today? All we've done for 4 months now |
| Obviously up right? Right? |
| What? |
| GOOGL is such a ghey stock |
| Rumors of WMT’s demise have been greatly exaggerated. |
| You don't "make it back". That's gambler's fallacy (phallacy). You learn from your mistakes and move on. |
| 360 strike is crazy |
| big booty latinas |
| 📈📉📈📉📈📉📈📉📈📉📈\n\nIs all we fucking do today. |
| If you are selling Nvda now, you must be retarded |
| None of the most active stocks today have any real movement . This is a full theta day |
| Who voted for taxes on unrealized gains? |
| As long as Elon and co can borrow money against their stock to buy their stock that’s tough to beat |
| -20% is a bit much lol |
| Yup. Just choppity chop chop |
| I just bought qqq puts! so you are good |
| You’re throwing crap at a wall and hoping something sticks. Long term, it won’t work. Get your fundamentals down |
| cant believe how pinned things are |
| Guys the answer super simple. He just needs to do the opposite of what he was doing therefore, it’ll go up. |
| I’m not advanced enough for that pattern |
| WTF |
| mag 7 full green, |
| Ya same although I sold my $5 weeklies because I don’t trust it. Went a month or two out on $4 and 5$ calls instead, low cost basis with more to spend if they do well. |
| Still makes more money than yall |
| Theta is stepping in now. |
| This is just manipulation at this point |
| Rely I could suck your fuckin dick bro |
| I’m gonna fucking crash out Spy fuck you |
| MM and Algos have made it obvious we are not getting an up year in 2026. Could you atleast crash it properly so we can BTD. |
| nothing is funnier than the orange spectacle wondering why people doubt the economy is doing well |
| Buy spy wait 7 years at an average rate of return of 8% |
| lmao |
| Up we go have fun 🤩 |
| Darwinism |
| Might as well jump! (Jump!) |
| For fucks sake |
| Down on TSLA puts??? |
| only catalyst for MSFT is Bill Gates turning himself in |
| Give me 687 you dick |
| Xop seems like a good buy, doing my dd right now. thanks for letting me know |
| Need spy $682 to break even. |
| computer: select, sell to open, market order\n\n682p to wsb retard #69420\n\nrefresh page\n\nselect, buy to close, market\n\nprofit |
| Nebius |
| Absolutely terrible price action for index futures |
| Do you think aliens had their own NVDA when they created AI? Like were there a bunch of alien degens gambling their hard earned quarns on the bubble? |
| “Put the dividends in the bag, Warsh!” 😃 |
| Theta gang chew with their mouths open |
| Theta gang feasting today. |
| "Trend is bullish", lol. The trend is theta and these payouts are absolute shit today outside of that first pump |
| I tried therapy for 2 years and it helped with some stuff but never the trading. I was able to overcome alcoholism but this shit is more addictive. I hope it works for you. |
| I wonder what the ayatollah is hiding under his little hat |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/abled made a bet that SPY would go to 702.27102 within **1 day** when it was 688.501 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 1 wins and 6 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| yea. i think companies announce share buybacks when they believe their earnings results / expectations will not be received positively. |
| Just bought cheap paypal lottos 🤡 |
| These candles name keanu the way they all wicks |
| Make Dow 50,000 again |
| Sleeper play for a big payout? |
| Factory farmed chicken market. |
| Bro we haven’t broke higher for months |
| What is? |
| Even if it hit zero, it would still bounce back to 350 for some reason |
| YOU PUMP LIKE OLD PEOPLE FUCK SPY |
| I bought USO 3 weeks ago, sold it a week later for a profit, should have held longer. I need more conviction with my theses. |
| It will go sideways |
| Did u cancel ur lambo order? |
| Calls |
| I think I figured that out post-2009. \n\nYeah, those options always busted out. \n\nJust should have kept 3 or 4 shares of those stocks and kept trading DDM (3X DJIA ETF).\n\nThat happens A LOT. You have to get the move right on options plays within hours. |
| we're in a recursive pattern where we are somehow pinned on the minute / hourly / daily all at once |
| 10-day timeline is bs. he always does the war crimes first, then yaps after. you can't walk back that amount of military. they even brought out the nuclear bombers |
| Remind to clip your goofy ahh later |
| That’s not a moon, it’s a bull trap/dead cat bounce. Moons then dumps hard. |
| Something tells me it's the last time she'll attempt to ride a motorcycle |
| Not when liquidity leaves the market. Squeezes work in both directions and they exist to fuck with over-leveraged accounts. |
| Puts ? |
| WTF up 8% wtf |
| Logic checks out |
| Shhh let the exit liquidity graze |
| Theta kinda day. |
| surely this time we will break out to a new HOD |
| Debating shooting myself honesrlt |
| Holy manipulation |
| It’s kind of worrisome that my retirement in the next 20 years really depends on Fortnite kids pumping my bags. |
| Down 20% based on what, moron? Learn how to swing trade |
| whats the difference between u/Happy_Discussion_536's jokes and 🐻s penis?\n\n>!no one laughs at my jokes...!< |
| Jackass |
| Saving money hack. Don’t take a loan. Go to the Carvana vending machine, steal a car. They’ll just move your late payment to the end of the 72 months stealing a car special. |
| Double down to make it back |
| Wait so what’s going on with the whole war in Iran shit |
| Snooooooze |
| opex tomorrow ofc volume is gonna be low as shit |
| Stimulant induced mania |
| It moons after you sell. |
| Gotta break 686 while big money out for lunch |
| you don’t |
| give me a good dip to full port calls cause i ain't gay like mfs here |
| I’m honestly of the believe that sports betting is safer than options trading. \n\nSeattle winning the Super Bowl was by no means a shock to anyone for example. |
| they didn't lower their sales guidance. their projected FY2027 *earnings* guidance was lower than "wall street experts" expected. |
| Some gorilla grip level strange? |
| Mine is twerking rn |
| This market is rotating in a microwave lol |
| 0dte calls on Palantir should do it. Works everytime. |
| 0 dte 🌝 |
| Down 28% All time and 28% of that is because of options |
| I have SLV calls but also DIA calls. Might not even check my trading accounts. Whole lotta nuthin today. 😂 |
| 🍈 pivoting to robots to provide soldiers for the war and grab defense contracts |
| Weak low volume pussy shit |
| anyone wanna talk about th me bullshit manipulation |
| 🥱 |
| Pucker up them lips son Wendy’s is calling |
| A glimmer of hope with Rddt for it to go to shit instantly |
| Bro is wallstreet like off today or something? This volume is the lowest I've seen, maybe ever? |
| Lmao these fraudulent ass green candles all day |
| Up to 18 0d spx contracts now. Give me my fucking money! |
| GLD |
| This is fed money propping this up, war is coming, US representatives yelling at allies, almost no trade deals, china is gobbling up all the global market the us is leaving behind, this is never mind the insane self spending spree the orange man is on, # treatyourselfpresident |
| Xop still isnt that much more than a week ago. |
| Did u cancel ur lambo order? |
| Pack it up boys. Week 6 of trading in the same range just wasting everybody's time. Isn't that enough time to offload everything you got? Bulls are very lucky its so controlled. Shit should be down -20% |
| Jfc |
| cant argue with this |
| Can't win even with theta gang 😤 |
| On your knees! |
| Or it goes flat and nothing happens. |
| Selling plasma is now legal in Canada |
| Hold in that etf for 20 years you'll make it back. |
| I’m starting to think our retirements should not be tied to this |
| They may run up to ATH. Last time consequtivre green days then straight red daysp |
| Until NVDA earnings nothing will happen |
| And I assume you of course closed all your positions in it and devolved all profits to some organization helping pedo and rape victims, uh?\n\nedit because I'm dislexic |
| I think you meant to say youve been gambling for the last year. Stop with the options. You're clearly not good at it. Feels like most people aren't. I wont touch it.\n\nInvest for the long term...steady, simple, profitable. |
| And back to SPY $685.50 |
| I threw away all my old socks and bought 50 pairs of the same sock. Now I never have to match them again |
| It’s Private Equity Credit Crunch Season (NYSE: PECCS)! 😂 |
| Calendar spreads made nobody rich! |
| Is KEX traded like a utility? Is it a comfort stock in times of fear? Just keeps climbing. |
| Mpw or MPT now is pumping |
| Meanwhile Carvana recovering its losses should be below 250 |
| the rumors of my imminent demise were accurate. |
| Pick a fucking lane already, just dump or pump |
| Being pin at 685 is some actual fucking manipulation gotta love it |
| Bloomberg needs to either hire women that aren’t obnoxious or they need to be cute |
| didn't say i wanted to work there. |
| You traded options ... There is no making it back |
| Watch NVDA set this bitch off next week. In the end coming full circle to the OG bull leader would be poetic |
| I miss the days when shiny rocks went up 1% everyday and I was a genius |
| This |
| Don’t buy PayPal trust me bro |
| He had won at least 2 times unlike most on this sub! |
| I am so desperate for a win that I will be playing OPEN and SPROUTS today. What has my life come to? |
| That’s not even that bad\n\nI’m sitting on -99.97% get to work you’re not done yet |
| QNC just got approved to uplist to the nyse and they have a whole bunch of backlogged news to release. Just saying. I have 3330 shares. |
| Is day after you sold |
| these look promising. funny how they're both up 6.8% today. thanks! |
| R funny |
| My other reply has data… suck it boom boom cluck cluck massive. Shiller has some other data for ya. |
| its called ROTATION |
| Sloth |
| Hold on for dear life.... Dollar cost avg on something else... Hopefully you hit, you can sell the losses for a write off ... And good luck |
| For those holding Visa, is it time to day goodbye. I really want to kill this in my port. It's been doing nothing for the last year lol |
| This is fucking stupid |
| What is tweaking? |
| Jus drop the nukes already im sick of this price action |
| 🤔 |
| aaaaaaaannnnnddd.... flat |
| Learn your companies and how they move, practice on paper money til you at least double your account |
| Better to be a grower so when you run and stuff it doesnt slap your leg like a sloppy salami |
| ES looks bearish but somehow it’ll still spike and close above today’s high lol |
| 3rd higher low today, if it doesn't move down below 684 soon it's just gunna keep grinding |
| Anyone buying into APO? Real question |
| Do we have a Klartard ? I must have missed that! |
| Someone plz pump btc. My kids gotta eat |
| The one you should have bought 2 weeks ago. |
| I mean NVDIA is at least the recipient of a lot of the Capex those other companies got shredded for so… they may not tank. AI is a money pit for virtually everyone but NVDIA right now. |
| just one more put bro. |
| Carvana theta eating my ass, why did I touch this shit |
| kiddo, u dint see loss yet. thats no loss, thats a dent |
| Again with this fucking flat theta bullshit lmfao |
| The key factor is to increase the risk, you need to bet bigger and on shorter expiration.. the reason for that is you have more leverage because you are going to need it in order to win back what the casino owes you 😤\n\nEDIT: also don't be afraid to take out a loan, remember it's just a temporary downturn and you will win it back in no time anyway |
| Target date funds and time |
| leveraged shares are safer than options right now \n\nthis never ending chop destroys theta even for my april and may calls |
| All of them |
| Market today going everywhere and nowhere, beautiful |
| Monday |
| For that very reason. Plus the stocks been on a tear.\n\nDont know shit about them just some lottos lol |
| I think that's gonna make it worse. |
| If you dont want to lose it all again this is not the place\n\n\nHere there are Lambos and there is bankruptcy. Only those options. \n\n\nWhich you get is luck and the level of balls you have. \n\n\nMost people lose money. \n\n |
| Saylor punching air |
| AVAV KTOS |
| Honest answer - sell everything, buy Apple and wait. |
| I sort of feel bad because I can't stop laughing at this vid. |
| Man I thought we'd get some post earnings volatility on WMT but my call's ITM and it's still down 6 bucks LOL |
| No one is buying this, no one is falling for it, prop it up all you want im keeping my puts |
| some regard loaded up on DHT calls - what do yall think |
| Get it cuz the stripes move up and down |
| Sideways for 6 months |
| SPY curve since April looks like half a parabola, anyone know what the other half of a parabola looks like? |
| This market is becoming a musical chair game.\n\n\nOne stock drops and another pops. Then it drops and the next one pops..\n\n\nMSFT and AMZN funds propping NVDA and the list goes on..\n\n\nBig big pullback is coming on all indexes\n\n\nJust not sustainable |
| Maybe Hold SOXX for 2 years |
| Upstairs neighbor is tweaking rn like chill the fuck out bitch |
| This is the most pathetic shit ever. I need to go to therapy and stop positing on Reddit whenever I get upset my baseless nonsensical retarded trading model doesn’t work |
| Sigh. Only up 1.5k |
| Zebra |
| All I'm saying is my RTX and oil calls are all pumping like crazy today |
| Because the real story here is accelerating ecommerce growth and margin expansions. Their transformation to be more of a tech company is working |
| All that work to make $10 |
| im laughing i swear these are tears of joy |
| Are you also signaling you're okay with rape and pedos by not revolting? |
| Is there a cool animal name for a range market? |
| if iran is attacked, which stock is a good buy? |
| Stop playing options. Period. |
| Big nose to carry all those donuts |
| 0dtes were added for single stocks to help add liquidity to soften the downfall |
| Carvana is, and always has been, a shell game. This house of cards is going to 0 |
| Do the same thing again but with more money eventually it’ll work |
| I had no clue Canadians also had retards. |
| The presidents job is to rug his supporters first and foremost |
| anyone who says that does not understand trade deficits \n\nyou have a trade deficit with your gorcery store and gas station, is that fucked? they dont buy anything from you yet you purchase goods from them. is that an injustice? |
| what can iran do against America? |
| Foreign markets and metals ain’t bad |
| If I did a calendar spread like I said I was gonna do back before Christmas, I would of been rich. |
| MSFT about to go red again and possibly end there |
| It's just range bound between 6855 and 6875, between delta and gamma flip points.\n\nIt doesn't look like a shit coin at all lol. |
| Hope that klar guy is doing ok |
| Take what you did, and do the opposite |
| Msft actually going red this is comical |
| It's Canadian money. Isn't that like Monopoly money? |
| Dumping started spy to 675 |
| Mutuals funds and ETfs are functionally equivalent for the point of this discussion. \n\nIt makes no functional difference other than lowering barrier of entry. \n\nI'm sure there are loan products that will use Bitcoin as collateral. I'm sure they don't give very good terms because Bitcoin sucks as collateral considering how volatile it is.\n\nYou can use your car as collateral too. No one would claim that cars are being incorporated into a lot of financial products as a justification for a cars value though. \n\n>Also, the fact that it's been used by countries for international payments to avoid sanctions is another financial 'use', albeit not a 'product'.\n\nEvery other crypto has this functionality. Some do in better than Bitcoin (Monero for one). So this utility is not scarce and is not a justification for its price. |
| today the msot flat day ever? |
| andddddddd it's gone |
| My WTFs have been up 10% today also |
| This is the best advice you will get. Park it in an ETF and leave this sub. |
| Ugh 684-686 all day |
| Banks are experiencing liquidity stress and repo market usage is returning to levels we haven't seen in years. When do we get the next Silicon Valley Bank? |
| Whatever you’re doing…do the opposite. You’ll be 30% up in no time. |
| always was\n\nwall street would let it all burn, as long as they make money |
| glazed and with white cream? |
| I’m holding this bag so I don’t have to buy her a bag |
| dopaminemaxxing cortisolminimimizing GOONSTASIS 🫴 |
| Feel like it’s insane to trade before Iran shit and nvda earnings next week. Way too much volatility and risk with no clear directions |
| I know GC, u're tired, that's fine, just rest. |
| Wow, you nailed it. This is exactly what they did when I worked for them after college. |
| lol calls again once it reaches that bottom. its gonna zig zag cause i drew random lines on graph |
| And This is a surprise to you?! |
| this market is going to cause the first ever trading halt for lack of volatility \n\n"guys just give it up, we're calling a time out" |
| Or red maybe - who knows |
| I think I’m gonna take a break. I’m down like 10k in 3 days. \n\nTime to break out the non slip shoes and Wendy’s collard shirt! |
| Looks like we are all behind dumpsters. |
| -30% and crying? wat a pussy |
| Whatever you did earlier, do the opposite now |
| Sorry Mr. Market, you cant hurt me when I am already dead. |
| good guy 🐂 brings two pitchers of coffee and 10 donuts to nudist camps |
| why is SPY trading like a shitcoin? oh yes market is spiking up and down in minutes like a crackhead going into cardiac arrest |
| I have CAVA at 173. AMA. |
| "staking an ETF" \n\nwtf |
| 7 months of sideways is crazy work. |
| Opex day tomorrow will be even worse.\n\nUnless SC makes us ascend to valhalla. |
| do the opposite of what you did to lose it... |
| Time to become a financial bounty hunter |
| Gravity being a theory is akin to you being a regard, it's essentially a certainty. A scientific theory has a completely different burden of evidence than some financial trading analysis theories. |
| When spy 700? |
| Non\n\nStop\n\nChop\n\nShop |
| Anyone make money on Klarna drop?\n\nWho’d a think that burrito loans wouldn’t be big business?!\n |
| Bro fr I got cooked still holding tho have been at BEP a few times but held thought because fuck it |
| **CONGRATULATIONS TEAM TARIFF, WE REDUCED THE TRADE DEFICIT BY AN AMAZING 0.2%. YOY HALLELUJAH AND IT ONLY COST AMERICANS ANOTHER $1000 A YEAR** |
| Calls on RKLB and ASTS might be worth looking into |
| I never get why people just expect the market to go down because it’s “overpriced .” There’s literally no where else to park money, the dollar is getting destroyed, and people are still funding billions into their 401ks every week. |
| KLAR is getting absolutely dicked on |
| Everyone panic sell |
| no shit sherlock |
| And the news is? You do realise that a big chunk of wall street IS rapists and pedos? |
| If I was smart and not a degenerate I would all in EWY and delete all stock related apps\n\nBut im a regard so 0DTEs instead |
| This shit will drop then bounce up right away how tf |
| It's the afternoon play |
| Flash crash inbound |
| The trade deficit is so fucked tbh |
| ?? no shit |
| \*Sees WAR on trending tickers\*\n\nLooks like it's that time again 🦅🦅🦅💥💥💥 |
| You will never make money gambling. Invest for the long term or lose it all. |
| the users |
| Unpumpable |
| Your mistake is thinking the price of Bitcoin has anything to do with any sort of fundamentals.\n\nIt behaves like the meme it is. There's no point in trying to analyze it's price as it's price isn't rooted in anything real. Just a desire to get rich quick from a bunch of rubes being manipulated by whales and exchanges. |
| I am thoroughly convinced now that behind every Wendy dumpster is a bunch of broke people congregating and they usually throw parties which I’m never invited to |
| No Spy 680 plz |
| Just go up bro please bro |
| Covered SLV shorts at 70.8 (from 71.5, 71.6) and took profit, 😆 |
| damn, poots expensive as fk |
| SHARTING |
| im gonna go release some tension |
| opex tomorrow, why would we move |
| OXY and XOM calls now gardlet |
| Actually beat earning and Ceo not delusional.\nAlso because the safe haven sector.\nSimilar things happen to other poor people's retailers' stock.\nEven the literal utilities like garbage stocks and water's stock are rising. |
| All in on OWL. Not sure if puts or calls. Split the difference |
| Haven’t seen ol’ Clifford in a minute. Let’s dump this whole economy fuck it |
| New home sales data from the census bureau |
| For the 5th time, surely this is the real sell off below 684 |
| Crabby boi’s make some noise!! |
| Dip buyers preventing crash #629 this year |
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| Microslop cant even find any good days lol. 0 strength and back under 400 it goes |
| N🅱️DA indeed |
| NETANYAHU TANK THIS HOE PLEASEEE |
| I have Euro defence stonks, that alright? |
| People made too much money buying 0dtes yesterday. Today MMs closing the taps |
| This might just work |
| When dump,c'mon, is exausted like porn star after 3 hours action shooting |
| Wish I saw this yesterday as well, lesson learned |
| Abraham accords, the latest Israel Gaza deal, friendly talks with North Korea last term. If he can get Russia and Ukraine to seal it up, it would objectively be warranted. |
| It's literally we all have to wait until enough poor people sell their puts and then the algos let it drop lmao, absolute scumbags |
| you have been up since yesterday |
| Sperm donation pays well, just don’t show them this, they might turn you down. |
| Even if USA doesn’t actually attack Iran, DHT is going to continue to print for some time, all the uncertainty gonna drive the prices crazy |
| Keep doubling down until homeless then live in a cardboard box behind Wendy's sucking dick for $20 a pop until you recover it. |
| He’s Canadian so he can also do it behind a Tim Horton’s dumpster |
| Again, military exercises are not an actual closure. It's saber rattling, saying "hey look what we can do if you invade us". It's a deterrent not the actual thing. |
| someone get invaded? |
| Wall Street is basically signaling they’re okay with rape and pedos as long as they make money |
| OH NO ITS STARTING AAAAAHHH!!! |
| VIX 20 and trading sideways is criminal. Theta boys eating |
| “Does anyone know any safe investments guaranteed to make money?”\n\nBuddy you’re playing the wrong game |
| 1 dte puts were not the play for me this morning. |
| Buy low sell high |
| No |
| I actually have $PLTR LEAPS rn 😂 about 20% of my port, if they hit I’m mega green |
| When the heck do we hit $690? |
| I said KTOS yesterday and bought accordingly. |
| Double down durrrr |
| Miracle candle at 683 |
| These ranges are getting oldddd give us a sell off |
| And down we goooo |
| RDDT what the hell is wrong with you |
| You're 19 and down 31% on a global ETF. That's not a loss that's a tuition payment. You have 50 years to recover. Just keep adding money and stop looking at the chart. Your age is your biggest advantage. Most people would kill to have 15k to invest at 19. You're already winning\n\n \n |
| Have you tried staking in an ETF that doesn't lose you money? |
| I made €700 |
| Bear ate, bull ate now make some room for theta to eat |
| SHORT everything except WAR ETFs |
| You must be on the wind-up. |