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| We’ll need more than rope. Full porting GOOG, APLD, NBIS, POET, ONDS, RDW, and One of the shiny rocks. Done playing with the rest of this shit. I win or learn how to make 🍟 |
| Google is nothing like the other mag7 |
| go back to your original 1k per position now |
| Who is it? |
| i sold at 21 lol |
| This is the way |
| issue is debt is seen as a risk now due to how volatile the macro climate is |
| Mess he doesn’t have access to RH in jail |
| This applies to all jobs at the moment unfortunately aside from maybe those pesky important doctor jobs where it takes 12+ years to train one. \n\nTurns out with unchecked capitalism eventually you just have a couple of hundred mega corps controlling everything and everyone fight for scraps. The price to entry is just getting too high. |
| Wen tesla? |
| I was only asking a question |
| you think its going to 16? |
| I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT!!!! GUYS IM ANNOUNCING!!@!@ \n\nTHERE ARE FRAMEWORKS, THERE ARE CONCEPTS!! |
| How many of you only bought Google because it was added to Berkshire’s portfolio? It wasn’t a Buffet move and it doesn’t make it a for sure thing. Do your own research and analysis. |
| Twin started diggin |
| inverse the inverse of the inverse to that inverse |
| just like last quarter |
| # who tf bought oklo at $193. I know you are in here. Show yourself regard LMAO |
| R.I.P Google. How dare you report profits!! |
| Psychological resistance is strong |
| Just keep stacking $ASTS shares. |
| If the big fish lose their asses on ai then they have no money to pump up software. |
| Alple is up big since last earnings, i made 600% on my calls |
| Is it proven though |
| Is the call still going on? |
| Yea, risk reward is nice. Set a stop for 68 because that's when the wagon falls off |
| NVDA baby! |
| Hurry .. say sex robots on the call |
| I hope IREN crushing earnings or I’m sunk |
| qqq and spy green, why yall chuds freaking out |
| How |
| Dude, literally not a single corporation in the S&P 500 makes their money through the power of friendship and kindness. They're *all* run by evil psychopaths looking to make infinite money and commit sex crimes on private islands. |
| Semis will |
| My 16p are liking it. Hopefully will be a little less poor. |
| Was the elf ceo just digging in their ass on the call? |
| Yum yum \n\nSigned: the market makers posting record profits in January |
| U jinxed it |
| I've nearly YOLOed into Reddit on 3 different occasions. Every morning I thank God I hesitated. Where is the bottom??? |
| Oh you work at google? Ur making bank then |
| Crazy how SPY went up so fast yet can’t break that 700 barrier |
| Just buy puts on any and all tech earnings its that easy |
| its reatrded mate |
| Puts on every pop until 🥭 croaks. Euphoria is officially gone. |
| Damn, half your net worth vaporized? 💀 |
| So GOOGL down 10% tomorrow? |
| Googlol |
| Bought calls on tech stocks yesterday and bought puts on tech stocks today. #yourewelcome |
| 🌽 lost its rizz once they found out who Satoshi was |
| Get pumped probably |
| Ill take it after the beating today. |
| Second mover? They wrote a huge swath of early research papers on AI and inference. Yeah, they didn't open up with chatGPT, but they can easily monetize all the information they have from us into providing AI services to billions of gmail/alphabet services everyone uses. |
| AMZN going to come out of nowhere with the slam dunk lol, when you least expect it, the dog will shine |
| The cockroaches |
| They never shut up about their Chuck E. Cheese tokens do they? Inflation! Fiat currency! We are the future! |
| Just numbers on a screen, right? |
| 🫡 |
| I am once again begging for a dog shit flair, thank you. |
| And down AH's. Something major is brewing in this market and none of it is good. |
| Dude you are truly a legend. Literally exactly happened to the T |
| Pick and shovel sellers winning AI |
| employees have blackout periods where we can't buy/sell until two days after earnings |
| In 3 years, Kyle Reese travels back to protect Sarah Connor... At this point, it might as well be a documentary.\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/fxwo8qxj0khg1.jpeg?width=536&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=497667af7c1f0f6d9f9e81dfd203bef855f3417c |
| AAPL has been flat or trending down for multiple months. \n\nIt had a good earnings report. I think the market will start to pump it as they look to limit risk in other places (ie chips)\n\nI think AAPL is preparing for a nice bull run here |
| Yes |
| Just buy the shit they use for the data centers not the stocks of the chumps that build the data centers |
| Today I sold my spy calls for a loss of $4 I feel lucky even. |
| Do we pump tomorrow? |
| Aftermarket: “cool speech Sundar. Anyway we’re just gonna dump your shit” |
| Calls it is |
| This market is so far beyond rational behavior |
| Yeah I'm up 3.5% today on my trading account |
| "Spend all your time waiting.. for that second chance.." |
| dude we are at the peak of LLMs. There is no more training data left. The models will just get worse from here as the providers realize they need to make them smaller to even get close to profitability. |
| You can sand lick my balls |
| We need Tim Walz to distract my wife with more BS headlines to keep her from looking at the account balances 🫣 |
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| Google is official EMOTIONAL ABUSER now |
| Bounce where ? |
| SPY probably 750 by June |
| But their guidance was looking good wtf? |
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| Always go with your gut...I said earlier Qualcomm was pump and dump today after earnings but last minute I buy cheap Googl calls hoping for moon instead |
| SNDK shorts wish they closed today. It's gonna rip the rest of the week and the only short opportunity was today |
| Let’s do a pop quiz. Let’s say there was no news noise hypothetically speaking let’s say that the pattern did work out where the Vix made a bullish move. What would this do to the markets overall? Qqq spy etc |
| Higher lows forming on sandisk. Goog seems to have settled back in the 320s. |
| So Saylor was exit liquidity this whole time |
| yeah people are very optimistic here if they think that the market will ever go back to the mass hiring of "overpaid" software engineers. If anything it will go like this:\n\nOutsource to cheaper third world countries like south america, east europe, india **>>>** Hire a local software engineer for below the market rate because they know someone will bite **>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>** Hire a local software engineer at the 2020-2023 market rate. |
| Sounds like corn yield per share. \n\n\nBetter to not talk about it perhaps |
| So dead |
| So much for goog taking bulls to the 800 promised land. |
| the red tomorrow isnt real if I just delete the app |
| I hope it does. I sold MU last week and waiting to buy again. |
| Sand dick. lol |
| I think it's due to its P/E. \n\nIt's got great earnings but that's already priced in |
| You got played by the Speig, dude. |
| Probably will sell short dated puts another 5% below that. |
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| I mean probably a good time to go long for a swing trade but ok |
| !banbet qqq +2% 1d |
| The one time I don't buy puts on earnings |
| It’s spelled sand dick |
| Can always tell what everyone bought by how angry everyone is. GOOG kids in shambles 🤡 |
| No ..I bought it for the first time.. |
| Congratulations you played yourself |
| More like supply of money constraints for all the big AI players |
| Every price increase in bitcoin over the last 2 years and moving forward is a loan to michael saylor to buy more bitcoin using equity as collateral. He thanks you for the loan. |
| GOOG me harder baby! |
| RIP my qqq calls. |
| Well, I have to say guys.... let's prepare our anooses for tmr. |
| Absolutely no crying in the casino |
| Ask an ai bot |
| Are you otistic? |
| 🌽 holders on life support/suicide watch |
| Same man. Like 5. |
| So GOOG ends up flat for the day. \n\n\nPUTS 🤝 CALLS\n\n\nGetting theta raped |
| end the call |
| Tomorrow will be a good day for being drunk at work |
| ,,!, |
| I guess anyone who buys the crypto dip is a cockroach? |
| I don’t know if UPS will keep going up right now, so not telling you to close it either lol. If you think it’s got room, buy more. \n\nMarket is fucking weird right now, and if it doesn’t crash out the rest of February, APLD is a prime buy at $30-$34. $50 by summer |
| I see capex is the new favorite buzz word |
| HOOD bounce tomorrow.\n\nTell your Mom 👩 |
| anyone buy GOOG shares when it hit -5%?\n\nYou are welcome asshole |
| What miners do you like. I usually just buy gold or slv |
| No 🙂 |
| Wym |
| Errrrrr goodnight |
| Saylor throwing everything overboard to try to stay afloat. |
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| All of us here on Reddit to just let it out to feel better somehow from this dogshit market manipulations , you buy calls you lose, you buy puts you lose, I bought shares instead this time, doesn’t help much |
| Carry on |
| I bought them at 12:58pm PT 2 minutes before close, the market closes at 1:00pm PT. |
| The fuck are you talking about? Torrents from the 2010s? 😂 bruh it takes 15 minutes to setup real debrid and plex for streaming. I pay $2.13 cents a month to watch any movie and show in existence on all of my devices with no maintenance and have for years. |
| Watching tickers all day but take your breaks bros |
| Facts if I lose it all on Google leaps -might as well buy rope |
| Believe it or not cry |
| lockup period |
| You don't understand American politics |
| Its gunna be a pounding... |
| Looks like you may be on to something. |
| Micron rubbing its hands when it heard that Google capex |
| I'M ROTATING INTO MY ANOOS |
| 100% spot on. |
| depends on the stock price |
| what happened to the glazing before asking the questions. "hey sundar, congrats again on the record quarter..." now it's just "two questions, first on agentic, second youtube, ..." |
| This is who buys my naked puts. |
| Take the phone away from Sundar |
| To give me another buying opportunity |
| and its down |
| Chilling somewhere with a new face imo |
| You purchased these 5 hours ago. way aheard of the earning call |
| GOOG executive says supply constraints \n\nBack down she goes |
| Why until Friday? |
| You ain’t wrong shit |
| Dollar strep |
| Capex shrekking everyone |
| PE ratio of 34 is profit taking territory. |
| Goddamn you just need to turn this into AI slop then you too can be Michael Saylor.\n\nHow much you down there big dog? |
| And now the stock is down... lol... maybe you will make money, assuming the IV collapse is not too much. |
| Hey everyone I bought MU and Sand Dick so it’s tanking tomorrow. Get your puts as soon as the market opens before MU goes to $200 and Sand Dick goes to $300 |
| Vtines day in 10 days. Hope she likes candy necklace this year |
| Buying MSTR put, BTC going to 0 now that the Epstein files are released |
| I mean if you didn’t take the opportunity today to grab some that’s on you |
| What are the odds on PolyMarket, that Jeffrey lives in the white house attic? |
| Because i bought it last week 😄 |
| Calls |
| Pleas fly again. |
| They should be up 20% after that ER |
| DON'T FORGET SNDK |
| Why do you think they still choose US and UK schools most of the time if possible? |
| obvious rug pull on GOOG and bols fell for it again LUL |
| I think you got this. Following the trend its gonna be down tomorrow. |
| Calls |
| robots doing all the trading |
| Guess whose chips are in those 50 billion worth of servers? Intel |
| !banbet this will hit tomorrow |
| Aaaaaand there go your GOOG calls......!!!!!!! |
| Get out of here, shill |
| #TWERK ANOOS BUL |
| I’m scared mom |
| These. Bags. Of. Miiiinnneeeeee. They are heavy. They are heavy from hodling too long.\n\nAnd if you would pump them! Oh how grateful I would be |
| SPY 700 tomorrow |
| Corn likely down to 67k tonight |
| Why is $msft dumping on google er ? Because of cloud growth ? |
| last time i checked sofi it was 30 and now its 20 wtf happened |
| WHATEVER, JUST ANOTHER BUYING OPPORTUNITY FOR GOOG CALLS |
| Michael Gaylord |
| Come morning it will be down bigly |
| Mr. Saylor, no one is falling for a 15 min 🌽 panic pump |
| Yeah, that's the risk for me - I am betting against the psychology of tech AI fomo. |
| Buy the dip? |
| Should have mentioned space and rockets WTF is this market |
| Google is famous for being a second mover. People are still surprised by their slightly delayed entry for some reason. Google Maps, chrome, google search itself, doubleclick—all second movers that gained market dominance. |
| SNOW IGV positions being built. \n\nAlso think ABVX gets a buyout offer by EOM. |
| Fuck i was going to buy sandisk calls once it hit 550 |
| Algos don't like Google investing anything in the company. |
| If this is the case, and you may be right, then the economy is exponentially more fucked then we already believe it is (or will be). Market tanks and we start eating each other? I mean they’re at the point where they have to just keep tech running or it’s cooked, right? |
| More likely they know he is very sick, which is probably why dollar is getting stronger |
| Imagine IV crush to the flat open, god that would be beautiful. |
| There goes GOOGL again Jesus Christ |
| too many screens? |
| I would totally invest in Cyberdyne if I heard they were working on Skynet. I bet the hunter killers came for shareholders last |
| Xamn, I’m only up 880% now |
| Who is "they"? |
| Nah I would sell. I actually have capital to make money quickly cause I’m not a poor options trader. |
| If I'm a tech CEO I'd just go around the room handing everybody who asks a softball question a million dollars cash. \n\nFuck them hoes trying to bring you down with questions about "capex" and "amortization," what matters is you're stacking money from here to Pluto. Don't let the haters dull your shine. |
| Fuck Michael Saylor |
| All of the tech sector is being oversold. I'm kind of glad now that I can scoop it up for later. |
| Market needs to calm down and remember Demis Hassabis knows what he’s doing. Turn on the capex tap and let him cook |
| Load $350c, $360c on GOOG this time next week exp in June and sit back |
| Sergey Brin visited the islands |
| I used to scalp it daily in the 20s and it just shot up one day and I never got back in. |
| Starting to wonder this too |
| Chart fatigue be real |
| What does 400x forward earning mean? Highly leveraged? If so highly leveraged against what? |
| If even Alphabet can't go up on strong earnings, it's more than over. \nAt this point the best move might be to buy actual physical gold and silver |
| Very SIMPLE for you 🤡:\n\n1. Bitcoin is our past.\n2. Bitcoin is our present.\n3. Bitcoin is our ONLY FUTURE.\n\nClusterfucks. |
| You cannot have good earnings and have your stock up go in this market. Learn from Tesla. |
| Why GOOG so gay in AH\n\nLike do I buy shares or not |
| So tomorrow is red again? |
| What are the implications of that (I’m dumb)? |
| Half of you dumb Amerifats seemingly don’t care |
| And liquidity issues are when the FUN happens |
| Won't you think of Google and donate to the gofundme 😢\n\n^*Sarah ^Mclachlan ^playing ^in ^the ^background |
| Tell that to Apple after reporting record earnings and then falling 15% in a few days |
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| No, dont think I could do that. I've held worse companies at a loss for longer than this so just going to...ah fuck. Here we go again |
| And instead of paying for kids to go to school or free healthcare, we are paying for stormtroopers to harass blue states |
| In this tempo, they will be AMD by morning 😂😂 |
| Well, my puts are screwed |
| just need google to stay above 340 until friday so I can sell my shares |
| I love how people take a VERY specific time period to somehow drive narratives....\n\nCompany that just blasted earnings and raised guidance to insane levels...yeah, people will be kicking themselves for not having bought when its on sale....I've been invested since the DPO and it's ALWAYS the same shit. #1) Look, its too expensive! #2) I should've bought the dip\n\nand now repeat 1 and 2 |
| 🚨The 🥭 administration is reportedly willing to allow China’s ByteDance to buy $NVDA H200 AI chips, provided specific conditions on their use are met. However, Nvidia has not agreed to those conditions yet, meaning no deal has been finalized.\n\nAKA TLDR ; 🥭 just makin shit up w 0 agreements on either side 😂 |
| NOT SPENDING ON AI = BAD\n\nSPENDING ON AI = BAD\n\nINVESTORS ARE REGARDED |
| These cockroaches are going to make so much money on crypto and crypto adjacent stocks whenever they decide to stop nuking it all and turn it around |
| But why is HOOD so sold off if crypto only amounts to 40% of their revenue? |
| He look like an alternate ending where John Voight eats that anaconda |
| Google -10% tomorrow |
| the point of my buying was cause they are supposed to start making money. |
| It only takes 1 time to be right… but apparently about $10k to be constantly wrong…. 😑 |
| Epstein didn't kill himself.\n\nHe's still alive. |
| Did Sundar say he's in the files? |
| Gonna touch the 2021 cycle high (69k) |
| NVDA looking good again. |
| Nothing makes sense anymore |
| TOM LEE, MICHAEL SAYLOR, and CATHIE WOOD are PAID agitators |
| Yea but what about my calls? |
| Flat GOOG rip to call and put holders |
| There’s a liquidity issue rn in the market it’s pretty apparent |
| That’s why I trade in my IRA. Fuck the tax man |
| im crying in the casino rn ngl |
| Invest in WHEAT for the lean times |
| ALPHABET MADE 1 TRILLION\n\nTHE STREET WAS LOOKING FOR 1.5 BLLION\n\nGOOG IS DOWN 5% IN THE AFTER HOURS |
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| Booked it 2027 |
| Wtf how did this flip red?? |
| Barc Menioff in SHAMBLES 😂 |
| Bye google, good luck torching another $185bn 🤣 |
| Slower than molasses dripping off MY BALLS!!!! |
| Remindme! 1 day |
| Funny thing about net income is capex is already subtracted |
| Googl Capex is good Capex\n\nBecause each of their token goes towards a more revenue per token use case like e commerce and enterprise and ads\n\nVery similar to Anthropic\n\nHowever I feel they aren't articulating it very well |
| And they are going to start selling their own shares |
| I got peer pressured into buying Google calls. Fuck I hate ERs |
| Elf high tarrifs plus higher debt 816 million will drop hard tomorrow |
| Oh, I think I get it now, lol. Yes... |
| Fuck yeah old school WSB content. Now we just need some rainbow dicks and shopping stocks. |
| Are you for real? |
| Got evaluated by an AI, and now Im thinking about how terrible the future can be, when a robot can manipulate your performance by subtly suggesting your fucking up or doing this or that.\n\nMonkee is superstitious creature, and we'll create a sense of agency when none exists |
| The sale on NFLX and UNH is too juicy. Hopefully they keep dipping \n\n<insert meme of black guy rubbing his hands together behind a tree> |
| Tech is the ONLY thing driving the economy lol |
| God damnit what now 😑 |
| Broadcom |
| Chances of APP being $309 by Friday???? 😅 |
| We have the best ads 😏 |
| dread it, run from it... theta gang always wins with GOOG earnings |
| APLD, NBIS, SNDK MU, WDC, Coreweave? Idk every thing the AI light touches should go up. Iren, COHERENT can’t remember its ticker |
| OH THE HUMANITY!!! 💀 |
| Future bag holder spotted |
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| 🌽 dragging HOOD down lmaooo. 🌽 is fucking DEAD |
| Yeah bro my 450 shares at $15.22 average are so sad |
| Chaps, it might be over. |
| $GOOG has dropped 5.3% during the call. Do something Sundar!!!! |
| 🤡🤡🤡 |
| Im a ber and Im a Pats fan so this is prob the move |
| Who still has money in stocks to pull out? Like seriously. Stocks have dumped 30-50% in the last 10 DAYS… who the fuck is still selling?! |
| 🤡 |
| And? Does it even matter when the stock moves like the entire street hates it? Lol |
| Holy shit. Free money to WS |
| 🤡 |
| STOP THE CALL!! |
| GOOGLE LOL 😂 |
| Crypto bros in shambles |
| It's a single intraday trade betting on short term profit taking |
| My other recent play was UNH lmao would have made so much more money in UPS 😩. But like you said onto the next one |
| GOOG -1% 😂😂😂😂 |
| RDDT is so oversold it’s insane. Down 42% in 3 weeks and at 21 on the DAILY rsi. Calls. Watch it squeeze 40% like it did in 2024 when they show all this fear about their ad revenue is bullshit 😂 |
| MMs saw that I bought today and told the intern to cue the clown music |
| !remindme 6 months |
| Mine is the sweetest. I constantly tell her how pretty she is, lol |
| 80? I sold at 8 |
| What’s the point of having earnings? Let’s just get rid of them because are useless. They know before the release what direction they will drive the stock. They sold a lot of tech to make sure the cash for short are availabe |
| When Michael Saylor goes bankrupt, we'll have world peace. It has been foretold. Regard thinks his a genius for using debt to buy 🌽. |
| Should’ve do weekly |
| What about the SCOTUS ruling on tariffs? Tell those geriatrics to get back to work. |
| Sailor’s approach to finance is about as legitimate as that of France’s Ancien Régime. |
| $googl bed shitter ewww |
| MUsic to my ears |
| Watch yourself you're gonna get pitchforks on you. \n\nGotta protect those 401ks. |
| Musk’s net worth is smoke and mirrors |
| Elf said the n the word |
| Wyden straight up whistleblowing regarding “deep concerns about CIA activities” and now I have deep concerns about my port |
| fuck u goog I hate u |
| China barely flexed its tech industry muscles and the US is shitting itself.\n\nThe probability that some random chinese tech company releases and develops actual AGI open source is low but never zero. |
| lol ORCL is a distressed debt bubble |
| Tim Seymour needs to lay off the black hair dye. |
| Looking for some sass? Stuff your BTC in your ass! |
| Sell dose options |
| Google crashing now 😂 |
| Why did it drop hard like this? Something really bad was said on the earnings call? |
| Oh damn. Feeling like going cash and putting it all on Seahawks is better play this week |
| that's.... really not it? They're really pretty careful to isolate between clients, as most clients aren't in government, but in business and you don't mix that shit.\n\nOFC, whatever horrible things they're doing with government (e.g civilian) data is a different kettle of fish, but generally speaking, the data sources are within a single client and kept within that client. Even in Gov, they don't shop the data around. |
| I lost it in my other stock positions anyway lol |
| Funds and institutionals do not want the ai bubble to burst just yet, watch as goog pumps green tomorrow at open.\n\nHeadlines and media will start saying capex isn't as important, if they have the money to invest no problems there, all that matters is growth and margins, Gemini, tpu blah blah blah. |
| NVDA, GOOGL, AAPL\n\nNothing even moves during earnings reports anymore.\n\nIts just a boring money grab for MMs |
| SNDK |
| This first month flew by, not sure if it is the cold temps or all the regrets 🤷🏻♂️ |
| So will tech. 2027 deep bear market confirmed. |
| Yeah, almost . Still the price is circling around 34$. Hopefully it breaks past that |
| Don't Burry, Be Bappy |
| At market open will red again |
| $15k on 2-month puts against a company with massive backlog, buybacks, and no near-term catalyst is just lighting money on fire |
| # I love this bubble. We’re forcing the most profitable companies to waste all their cash on sloppy chatbots lmao 🤡 |
| GOAT meme template, you're the man. |
| Lisa Su take notes |
| cats are sweet though |
| I bought calls, thank you for your attention to this matter. |
| It's not like it's a big secret |
| Funny thing is, most of the market is green today. Everything except tech |
| Buying ORCL. Thing is just getting cheap now after shedding 40% from recent highs. |
| She has sandpaper for a tongue.. no thanks |
| Only my AAPL puts seem to not go down .. true retard. |
| This shit is rigged |
| I had a short at $200... Made $2134. Covered early at $170 |
| i sold at like $40 in 2021 and patted myself on the back. i kept one of my original shares which i am up +257.10% on as of now |
| rocket man just sucks on his own. gonna give china market share with EV'S and whoever has a wallet for space tech. \n\nthe only thing cool he has is starlink and it's burning money where geopolitical tensions have others trying to copy like china and europe. |
| They are mostly doing it internally\n\nOnly thing they are Spending on is servers and memory |
| Ha! I sold at $44 |
| Meta whining. Nice. |
| Why did ELF crash away all its gains? |
| I didn’t see any change in derivatives today or yesterday. The beatings will continue until sentiment changes |
| ALPHABET MADE 1 TRILLION\n\nTHE STREET WAS LOOKING FOR 1.5 BLLION\n\nGOOG IS DOWN 5% IN THE AFTER HOURS |
| How did you know. Is your crystal balls polished? |
| Feels like pre-2021 and pre-GME wsb again. We used to have such good memes and OC. Now all we have are screenshots. BRING BACK PRE-2021 WSB!! |
| My estimation of value in securities is not now, and has not been for some time, in Nsync with the markets, I know that I can't take no more\nIt ain't no lie\nI want to see you out that door\nBaby, bye, bye, bye |
| What about putcalls |
| For now, but do you really think these greedy fucks are going to be content keeping piles of cash parked in boomer bullshit while the tech giants continue to crush earnings and grow? |
| So when is 🥭 bailing out El Salvador now that their bitcoin is worthless |
| That Google capex is wild though. I wonder who getting the bulk of that spend |
| Our* goddamn penny stock |
| Aaannnnnd Google gains evaporated |
| Depends on last night performance of MM’ wife. If she did well, MM keep pumping. If she didn’t do well, the Capex bad, so MM can dump on retail. |
| GOOG -0.5% 😂 |
| Ok , we found a sex offender. Neat |
| It’s ok goog. Time to go bye bye |
| Pedocoin |
| he needs to start talking about sex bots |
| Streets ahead |
| Puts every rip for next 2 months |
| Can people stop this fucking whining. Either you buy puts or Calls. Thats it. Put your money where your mouth is or shut the fuck up |
| Which means it was a smart play, but you will identify smarter plays. I work in logistics - every customer I have has systematically stopped allowing us to use them for continued terrible service, shit pricing, etc. \n\nFind the next bet. FWIW idk what ups stock will do, their c-suite is awful (unless they replaced them) and they are probably mostly open because of how far they’ve fallen. $GOOG to $400 in the next 3-5 months unless the market crashes. |
| You know, it is sometimes and sometimes it just fucks you up relentlessly. You get small hints aboue each one but it could still be a surprise |
| "ai, do my taxes ...and cheat, just a little bit" |
| Replying to TheRealArmament...I’m pretty sure it was used a lot on the Silk Road for illegal things… |
| I had 40 CC's called away at $18 and never bought back in lmao |
| another rug. 10th one today |
| Tf happened with elf |
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| I haven’t goten 600% from palentier, but I just particularly think if palantir succeeds our world will be dystopian, but I’m fine with solar companies doing well, basically anything but palantir is fine |
| no it isn't, it is subsidized by tax payers and these countries are deep in debt and rely on the US for most of their defense. |
| I bought at $1600 sold at $12,000. If it drops to $10k, I am a buyer |
| Can I request the suicide hotline be put up for tomorrow? Asking for a friend... |
| PLTR |
| Well it's down again already. Who knows. |
| stop asking your cat for bjs |
| They want to charge monthly for people to keep their old pics and vids on the app and that’s the only reason half of its users even have their accounts still. Shits over for them |
| close at 1:39 bro it'll be back to the 160s and a couple weeks then prob looking like 200 and a couple months and yeah fuck I don't care I'm one of the moon baby |
| What makes you think I had to go through your history and didn’t see you spazzing out in the comments on every post hahaha \n\n“Straight aids” speak like an adult ya clown |
| Mag 7 drowning in money, soon to rule the world, but stock is down to flat 🤡 |
| "Please buy vaporware" |
| whats he saying lol hes making it go down |
| I should have just shorted saylor moon back in 2025 and retired forever |
| how can you be so bad at options?\n\nwhy the fuck would you spend money on ITM puts for fucking GOOGL\n\nits literally the only mag stock holding the market together\n\ncongrats on donating 15k to MMs this is probably the worst trade i have seen so far this year |
| Don't tell them that! That's MY secret! |
| Musk's net worth is equal to $JPM market cap |
| If capex is so high, shouldn't NVDA and neo cloud pump? |
| Remember when Trump demanded the U.S. have the largest bitcoin reserves in the world? LOL!!! |
| Just about the same, I believe my cost basis average is like 11 dollars now |
| Someone, maybe OP explain to us the thinking here. Why would you sell puts so deep in the money after such a dramatic run up? Isn't the high premium mostly an illusion as you got paid for intrinsic value? Like how could this be profitable other than stock going up fast or briefly pulling back then going up fast? |
| My thesis is considering that "AI winner" doesn't matter short term as we're seeing a tech rotation -> whatever boomer stocks exist, like NKE or KO |
| I assume no personal risk for this product. |
| LOL with the way it's moving even with a beat looks like it will be a nightmare just to get over $7 like we were a week ago. |
| well seems like they will start printing tomorrow |
| Google cloud and AWS win because everyone will have their data lakes in one place for the AI to interact with. |
| If everyone dead whos gonna pay your calls out |
| OWARI DA |
| can't believe I stacked all my money into a boring ETF when I could have been a billionaire at this rate |
| They pick NOW as thy time to go after Iran? |
| My port is committing saylorcide. Not because of 🌽. Because I’m stupid and can’t just chill |
| Bro bought a company that doesn't care about it's shareholders or making money, lol. |
| I was down -30K at one point today to down only 14K now, should be green tomorrow lol |
| Orange shito works well too |
| NVDIA rising on the news like they think that Capex is going to buy their hardware 😂 |
| And people who don’t want every video or picture saved automatically to their phone and sent to multiple people. If I see some funny shit and want to share it with friends I’m not opening th e camera app and filming a video and starting a group chat. |
| GOOG earnings was solely to pump MU |
| ~~GOOG~~ SNAP is gonna save the market... again |
| I initially thought you had sold $350 puts, which would have been the smart thing to do. You’re cooked. |
| Is CAPEX good for the tech stock or bad for the tech stock now I can’t even make sense of it |
| concept of a deal only |
| I got it at 7 bucks. People are so dumb. I’m up like 600 percent on this stock |
| I’m in as well we up so far |
| GOD DAMN IT |
| I'm glad I didn't have anything on Google that's a real nail biter, it can't make its mind up. |
| I think BTC will sell off but I don’t understand why it’s affecting HOOD more than other platforms like COIN |
| Hot |
| I think that was my cost basis so I made good money but didn't buy back in before it flew farther 🙁 |
| You have one brain cell |
| Aaaand it’s gone. |
| who changed the difficulty setting on market, was set to Easy for so long |
| Corn to 0, act accordingly |
| The good news is your liquidated, the bad news is you've got one week, ONE WEEK, left on your call expiration. |
| I'm thinking 0DTE msft put (again) |
| It’s over, street has gotten impatient and tired of the CAPEX |
| 🌽 is now Pedocoin 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 |
| Believe it or not, calls |
| I would never invest a large portion of my money into speculative stocks. Bought at $16 and sold at $60. Could have doubled what I sold at, but one can never be sure how market moves. Maybe PLTR is coming down to earth now. |
| chaching |
| Michael Saylor is going to fucking shit his pants when he sees corn price |
| Gonna end up same as before the earnings by the look of it |
| You forgot Elon begging for bussy |
| i was talking about mark on the google earnings q&a lol |
| Fair. \n\nMy only comment is that I think SPY going upwards while NASDAQ down is due to rotation out of tech, into boomer stocks - like NKE, where we're seeing it pop today.\n\nIf the trend continues, I'll see it drop, therefore predicting a dump |
| Where is the button to bet on it going fuckin sideways |
| Lmao why would snap do that. Their earnings once again utter garbage, and their forecast is more garbage. |
| Genuinely would not be surprised if stocks trade flat for the next few years |
| Markets realizing all these chat bots are lighting money on fire with really no solid monetization going forward. At best this capex is being spent to maintain market share not grow it exponentially.\n\nGoogle cap ex projection is insane and a few analysts heads must be turning right now |
| way over street estimates, hope it plummets |
| Please please please name me one moral company that’s given you a 600 percent return? They’re all evil, may as well make a few bucks off em |
| You bols thought googl will save you 🫵 🤣 |
| Well you still got some left- I’m at zero now love 💗 |
| 🚨🚨🚨ALERT🚨🚨🚨\n\nYou either buy Bitcoin, or you are an absolute clusterfuck 🤡.\n\nThank you for your attention to this matter. |
| 0DTE MSFT put ain't a coinflip, it was a calculated decision obviously |
| This is so shit. I’m not even sad about my calls anymore, just disgusted. |
| My life would make a sad, boring movie but at least I'm not Michael Saylor. |
| Hello Mr.SPY can you do what you did today but in the other direction? Thanks |
| I don't know about anyone else but I love all the positive changes in my life that couldn't have happened without AI and data centers. 🥰 |
| got absolutely shafted buying snap at 750 and 7. what a shmuck I am. |
| I mean if you think this tech sell of will continue then yes |
| Love every mag 7 company continuing to hurl cash into ai capex but every AI name sells off still |
| Beat by tens of dollars straight to hell with the share price. |
| Thats called luring in retards for exit liquidity on a budget. It costs very little to pump stock prices overnight compared to how much they make selling into that strength rather than causing stock meltdowns selling into no strength |
| They might like it unlubes, you never know |
| #LMFAO! |
| what’s your portfolio |
| the hugest I am obsessed in hate watching bitcoin charts |
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| I’m such a bull on Google it’s actually insane. \n\nEverything is up huge. Enterprise, YouTube, AI, search, Waymo, cloud, GCP — everything is double digit YoY growth. Their enterprise AI business is up 400% from **last quarter**. \n\nAll the gloom last year about AI decimating search revenue? Lmao. Gemini is helping them monetize more complex searches in more languages. \n\nFriggin powder keg. Most no brainer long term hold ever. I think Google is going to eventually absorb all of these SAAS companies as well. |
| Ooo ooo, same. \n\nWe’ll be aiite.\n\n16 hours to bleed until open. |
| Yes , it's always been that easy to profit with options , full port in anything promising |
| I am not getting off yo beach! |
| sergey brin (google), bill gates (microsoft), steve jobs (apple)\n\nall implicated by epstein. \n\nI imagine the next half of the docs will implicate more heavy hitters |
| Whether GOOG pumps or dumps, ungodly amounts of money is still being pumped into this shit. AI trade is still alive. |
| If you like it at $58k you’ll LOVE it at $5 |
| HOOD puts ? |
| Apple is once again the smart adult in the room. Let the other mag7 losers be the early adopters and then just make a partnership with the winner for 1/100 of the cost.\n\n20B of pure profit annually just to let Google be the default search on the iphone. |
| My bro Archegos! |
| All in. |
| as huge as his forehead |
| 🫵🤡 |
| I was referring to ELF lol. I didn’t play GOOG for that reason. |
| Better than down 70% on the week with options |
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| I remember a couple of other times, btw |
| short bus activities |
| Algos farming retail like it’s Stardew Valley |
| It’s annoying, the entire basis of the market is predicated on growth, tech in particular just look at how forward looking these companies trade, yet the only way to continue growth is significant capital investment into the future, yet the market punishes that. |
| We gonna close the strait of hormuz or nah? |
| GOOG is not even up 1% AH. There's gonna be a sea of red tomorrow |
| I need SNAP to do that parobolic shit after getting slept on for years. Give me some SNDK shit, or SMCI January 2024 shit, or MU shit. Some PLTR shit, some HOOD shit. Some CVNA shit. Time for that SNAP shit og |
| we sold at $40 and $80 when the P/E was already insane. Watching it for the past couple of years has been a ride. |
| Wow seems like your financially stable and have lots of money, do you like catching knives?😏 |
| No |
| Die MSTR die!\n\nFuck you saylor. 🫵🤡 |
| hes the symptom not the cause |
| I DECLARE BANKRUPTCY!!!! |
| Spy will go down. The Dow will soar |
| Crypto bros getting their nuts kicked in |
| I would probably get laid a lot more if I talked to girls the way I talk to my cat.. |
| Whenever a company hits the culture war zeitgeist expect it to take casualties as people take sides as well. \n\nThe Blackwater contracting company is probably a good example of this (Even though they weren’t publicly traded.) Controversies brewed, and despite their successful performance. They were on their way out once they hit the news cycle |
| It’s actually over bros |
| wont needed that piece of paper or digital record anymore and will donate it to museums for free. |
| Thank you. Last time I played qcom ER was in 2024. I had played puts that time too but 10k worth and it was a multibagger. |
| But my leap is up 160% |
| If you bought corn 5 years ago you'd be up 5k right now. |
| BMNR is done, back to $2, so is MSTR |
| It means you flipped a coin and it came out in your favor |
| There are dozens of us! |
| I bought 10 Jan 2027 $90 PayPal calls bc wat is the concept of money when u think about it?!? |
| take it and run |
| How huge? |
| If you like losing. I got some silver coins to sell you. P&e is 200x |
| This is the most pro-consumer social media company of all time. They sequester all of their ads to one page and it's such mindless brainrot that you won't spend more than 2 seconds watching one.\n\nThey only forced the pinned AI on users for a couple weeks and now you can easily get it to fuck off. |
| I held mine through 80% down but i doubt it runs back up 15% in a short time. Lets see though |
| its bad. 40% Snapchat+ growth |
| what kind of loser goes thru someones post history to reply to an old comment?\n\nthe answer is you \n\nyou are that kind of loser |
| Bear market, currency devaluation, reverse crash, stock go up |
| Even though I lost money today 🌽 Keeps dying so it's a win afterall! |
| GOOG flatter than a guy's chest |
| And a little more than a year ago it was 10 bucks. Stocks go up stocks go down |
| If bitcoin corrects another 20% I am 100% buying this time, I regret not buying last time so badly, this is a huge thing for me |
| They are building an rD fab in California. Thats easily 10 to 20b for quantum alone. |
| Where 🥭and his framework of a deal pump headlines? |
| Tell me you don’t understand cyclicality without telling me you don’t understand cyclicality |
| Ai is a black hole. There is no plan for profit. That’s the issue. |
| Try $32 when they joined the SP500 😤😎 |
| Despite my disgust with it and the fact that it is now known as PedoCoin, I will buy 1000 bitcoins when it reaches $1 as an unlikely lotto play. |
| Joever, even… |
| No |
| They are a complete dog shit company, so you should feel good that you at least recognized they weren’t worth a bigger bet. |
| Googles CAPEX alone should tank this shit to hell, absolutely psychotic fundamentals. |
| lol |
| Yes |
| Only made 2k on the day |
| Google out here hanging dong |
| A Snap never fails to disappoint. |
| Why do you sell ITM put? |
| Don't tell anyone I told you this. \n\n ^(MoneyFLowIndex, ChaikinMoneyFLowIndex, MACD, Beta , WilliamsPercentR , VWAP, Anchor VWAP, IV, Relaive Strength and Volume. Learn how to use them.) \n\n |
| $120B to $165-180B... Yeah, memory is a wee bit expensive. Lol. |
| Sold when it was at 170 and going down, made a good choice for once |
| bitcoin dump will conclude tomorrow's close at 69,420 (~2021 peak) when mstr announces saylor is stepping down, i dont make the rules |
| Goog the options killer too |
| They didn't go quite deep enough on me after earnings, so naturally I've gone back for more. |
| Exactly. So hypocritical |
| Jerkmate award winner |
| Back into the memory/storage trade with MU and SNDK still at single digit PE's. |
| lol you can’t possibly keep up with a competent dev that can also use an LLM. literally impossible. |
| Truly a non-profit. |
| US is so fucked\n\nfuck you donnie |
| Made 1k on my first option play, does this mean I'm a genius and should go all in tmrw ? |
| We're either getting ready for a fat ripper upward or an absolute monumental correction. 3 1% down days in a row where they ALL recovered just ain't normal |
| ELF PUMP AND DUMP |
| I timed the bottom perfectly on like 5 tickers today, but i set limit buys just slightly below the current price, so i missed everything. 😞 |
| It has never been more over |
| Probably but then the stock will still tank |
| i am invested, pray for me |
| Drill baby drill |
| I feel Google gonna Be down atleast 5% tomorrow |
| The non poor people appreciate your contribution. Keep up the good work, champ |
| Creepy toe |
| Just happen to be selling to raise cash for a house and wow that’s some luck 🍀. Mostly sold at 190 and lots of other stocks weeks ago - still more to sell but glad most of it is sold |
| Congrats |
| Need to bet against his picks. 5 wins and 63 losses is a great record for the other side! |
| Market casts Fading Hope... |
| WTF HAPPENED TO ELF |
| Yeah and I got downvoted lmao. People are stupid. |
| Can HOOD just have 1 flat day |
| Crypto Man btw |
| I still don't know what happened but I'm suspicious about how well JP Morgan was prepared |
| well they clearly didn't mean off of a single investment, just long term goal |
| hard to feel bad for the magic coin bros |
| This dude trying to pump his SaaS bags |
| ok hit the end call button |
| BTC gonna die until it halves in ‘28 |
| Its so over |
| I bought heavy at $7 and felt despair at $5.95 today so I bought heavier. I’m optimistic. |
| I am too… everything I have has been bleeding profusely. Was up 20k 2 weeks ago. Ughh |
| A.I algos not convinced A.I is providing value |
| Why do companies get punished so much for wanting to invest more to EARN more?? Jesus dude it’s so fucking annoying. Mfs are allergic to innovation, it’s so frustrating |
| Better do layoffs just to be sure |
| Lost decade incoming |
| I don’t got to take this shit |
| Yes |
| this retard had puts |
| We retards are family, and you don't turn your back on family 😡 |
| PC chips and Dorito chips don't count |
| https://preview.redd.it/jp46hrerxjhg1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=853b9e1cffd9366a66957400a45782e4807a7595\n\nExecute Order 66. |
| Copper is the right play or |
| It’s all joever |
| It's toast barely moving even after this beat |
| GOOGL FADING |
| Fake ass pumps |
| It doesn't need earnings to drop LMAO |
| G is for Google Gonna Be Green! |
| holy shit did anyone see that crypto dump?\n\nBTC going to 60k in a week probably 50k by end of month\n\nthis is the new market crash everything going down while SPY goes up |
| Pour one out for the Bitcoin bros. |
| Fear of missing out on wiping 30% of your position? |
| So... Calls? |
| Yup |
| is google already red? |
| You will be fine, as long as you did not do short term calls |
| Year is 2100 and SPY is still trading at 690 with 52 week high of 699.99 |
| You call yourself a trader you son of a bitch |
| It's up AH |
| Sure - I'm just relaying what OpenAI said. |
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| US debt is like 120k per person, literally 4 BMW s1000rr M editions. I dont even have one Bmw s1000rr M edition, what a fucked up deal. The US government should at least give me a BMW s1000RR for my part in this sham. |
| Ok |
| First 100k is indeed the hardest |
| They weeklies? Just buy $400C a few months out they gonna print |
| Market didn’t budge when 🥭posted his 🇨🇳date with 🐼. SPY 675 incoming. |
| Hang in there these Googl numbers will help the bounce |
| Calls it is |
| That's wild alarmist speculation |
| 🌽🟰0️⃣ |
| Bruh google didn't smash earnings like Meta but trying to sell double capex spending 🤣 this shit dumping tomorrow! |
| I use Reddit everyday and I would never invest in this shit |
| You should put all your money into it |
| Wait till they realize the same thing about AI |
| Maybe you should try fidelity |
| G is for Google. G is for gheey |
| \-What's the business model? \n\n'Oh, we collect user data from as many sources as possible, some legal, some not, then collate it and make it available for anyone who pays us. Usually governments who want to spy on everyone!'\n\n |
| Damn... shouldve known spy eas gonna be a joke |
| Saylor just called me and asked me for ten feet of rope. |
| RIP SAYLOR |
| # i love this bubble. We’re forcing the most profitable companies to waste all their cash on sloppy chatbots lmao 🤡 |
| Hey GOOGL, wrong way |
| God, NVDA is going to blow earnings and guidance out of the fucking water. Companies continue increasing CAPEX and they got Gyna |
| People here would do everything in their power to bring Roko's Basilisk life if it meant a massive return |
| With all of the CEOs in the Epstein Files, the Epstein ETF is just SPY |
| Look at that magnificent limp dick. |
| We def will on our way to 0 |
| Love these: always watch em |
| Sammeee i was down 2k today thanks to SNDK and MU. Pleaseeee go back up. \n\n(Im positive a few k with both of them overrall, but down 2k for the week is insane) |
| Pics? |
| HOOD predictions ? |
| That's unfair. Completely unfair.\n\nThey are already fraudin' as hard as they can. |
| i FOMO'd into Micron on the dip today....will it keep dipping????? |
| True |
| Oh shit PLTR finally did it? Fuck |
| When is 🌽 earnings? |
| Respectfully I disagree. Stocks like MSFT and AMD have sold off this season despite solid earnings mostly as a matter of valuation & some uncertainty, but nothing enough to crater the market. And if you look at SPY, it's basically just been in a slow trend upwards for the past few months with higher lows. The fact that GOOGL tanked on these earnings and then shot right back up is purely because the market needs an excuse to march upwards. Institutions already know NVDA earnings will be solid so the main issue is whether the return will be there for the diggers not the shovel sellers.\n\nTLDR: We're on edge, reasonably solid earnings are enough to march forward at least until end of this month and then who knows what. Capex spending is huge which bodes well for the shovel seller and there isn't enough time yet to determine if the diggers are reaping returns. |
| Asian market gonna buy the sandisk dip up, should fly to shanghai or something 😪 |
| Different situations. Apple is not enshittifying on purpose due to a falsely-perceived monopoly, and no competitor is coming out with way better stuff. |
| Well I’m thinking about investing in a solar power fund in Australia, solar power is 40% of their energy and it’s expected to be 80% in 2030\nIs that immoral |
| Theta is not gonna be kind to you |
| It’s a less risky path for sure. If AI bubble does burst, google will just have a scratch. |
| RDDT seems way oversold |
| Agree with you fully. Been sayin it for a year, and this basically seals the deal |
| Are there separate pumps for earnings report and the earnings call? Looking at SNAP here |
| Keep us updated with the progress pics |
| So is that it? |
| What?! Of course not lmaooo |
| Harambe? |
| You love to see it, you really do. Hoping we break 70k. |
| Really! I am down 10% on MSFT |
| Who is gonna buy your puts if capitalism has ended |
| What is up with that? Everything pumps ONLY overnight. Then crashes every morning |
| Lol, you're trying to tell someone on this sub to expect x amount at 30 years?\n\nYou know most of us are already 50+ doing these deals. |
| Not sure how all these AI models are going to turn profitable. It seems like companies are lighting money on fire to try and integrate AI to now maintain market share. So instead of growth we are getting stagnation. Might go from who’s got the best AI to who has the best AI to capex spend ratio. \n\nMetas low capex with half decent integrated ai might be the play. Zuck was never good at developing only good at acquiring. Rather than burn capex could see him switch to more acquisitions and pick up some of the good peices after the bubble bursts. \n\nMeta has always been a cash generation machine with ad spend and don’t seee it slowing down since there is nothing that comes close (besides Google) for online ad spend |
| has everyone finally realized that BTC is a ponzi scheme? |
| Im so happy i sold this shit ass stock for a profit and didn’t buy any more. Good luck op |
| If there is no bailout it is going to be actually insane. |
| You still hold it? |
| so many ppl from last summer who said i was wrong when i was shorting btc. they gone or left |
| Do the big boys secretly know 🥭 is going to war? \nSo many companies post stellar earnings, yet they tank. \nAre we being used as exit liquidity at an even greater scale? |
| Bunch of pussies bro. They hear the word tariffs & they shit their pants. |
| Textbook breakout and retest on Vix today |
| SNDK LEGOOOOO 🤑🤑🤑🤑 |
| They still have 90% of the search engine market |
| Official numbers: Job market had bigly growth with 500 million new jobs created!\n\nRivision 3 months later: actually 69,420 jobs were lost |
| Lol no joke I’m down like 40% in last 3-4 trading days, I feel like a real regard |
| Don't forget about Lay's and Pringles, they got a shitload of chips too |
| Beating myself up for buying back in yesterday 😔 |
| Everyone shut their filthy mouths. |
| Its called negotiation. Not to mention most of what the supposed complaining is about is solved with the new Vera Rubin architecture that just went into full production last quarter. |
| Calls on brooms |
| so Qs dump 2% for what ? |
| I mean other stocks are slowly crawling up but google is just suck a bitch |
| Yeah I think my Google 340 calls are cooked |
| The ultimate store of value crashing below 72k. |
| It came out that the elites eat babies and you bought calls? |
| They’re all Epstein portfolios |
| Time for another crypto dump!! It’s so beautiful |
| Hope it goes up by friday i held on to my weekly calls through 75% loss today |
| Hahaha cool story bro |
| The AI show goes on! |
| HOLY FUCK SAYLOR HOTLINE |
| I need a drink |
| Also lost a fuck ton of money thanks to Amd and RDDT |
| Rip brother |
| American Tech should just do more fraud so we can go green again |
| He loves a good dip |
| Spy: -0.48%\n\nMy portfolio: -65% |
| You gotta post bad results in order for the stock to increase, simple. |
| Last few days has been colossal crash during the day and recovery after market closes.\n\nNow that market closed, SLV is crossing 80 again. Fucks happening |
| 90% of google’s projected capex is set aside for buying sandisk usb memory sticks |
| shorting crypto is like having puts that print when market goes up or down |
| Google ass? I can get behind that! |
| You good bro carry on |
| Only thing ripping in my portfolio rn is my 1 UPS call. Why did I not buy more 😩 |
| Good job bro. I was probably too early to make profit but we shall see how the price reacts. |
| Anyone else FOMO into Netflix today? |
| I know lol, but I'd rather take guaranteed profit |
| Yea man I was bag holding in that range and the first chance to bail at profit I did. Been shorting puts since. Ez money til it isn’t. |
| Corn is fucked. Rejoice bulls and bears. |
| Holding 20k on qcom puts. Gonna wake upto a massive boner tomorrow |
| Horny regards are what keeping this company alive and that's why it ain't going anywhere. That said best it can do is flat for next 5 years |
| Yep, but I could’ve maybe made more, to offset some of the losses/lost gains on my AMD 210, 230 calls/MU 420 calls/RDDT shares. |
| Do it lady! |
| Kids and predators, probably |
| > Rddt \n\nstill way better than anythign crypto |
| How much is MU, STX, and WDC up tmr. Mag 7 in a CapEx arms race with no signs of slowing down |
| When mstr gets delisted? Absolutely fraud company can't believe msci gave them a break in january. |
| Rotation out of fake money continues. |
| Okay got it, all in on puts |
| Deep depression at 3:59pm, mooning by 4:10pm, rug pull by 9:30am. ...This market is schizophrenic |
| Question, its 2026 im fine with no flying cars , but why cant we do anything cool like grow lost hair 🅱️enus or teeth yet ? |
| So every tech company has a shortage of chips. Intel just started making said chips. .....??? |
| Google capex means more money for memory makers. I sold my MU position at 375 today at a huge loss cuz it was drilling to low 360s. And now that shit is up to 395 after hours. This market is being manipulated. |
| This looks promising to me 🤷♂️. Snapchat+ subscribers: 24M; +71% YoY. |
| Google promise you big cock but has problem with erection like Micro Soft 😂 |
| Memory stocks will go to all time highs again lol buying the dip never fails |
| Wtf are these tech companies trying so hard for? It's easy af, the key is fraud. Just pinky promise sexbots by EOY like Muskrat. Add in you'll grow your profits by 69420%, trust me bro. |
| It'll probably hit $200 within a few weeks. The market only goes down so people can buy and bring it back up again. |
| aware |
| Well I’m short a couple 120ps so it can turn around and not fuk me in the ass |
| I wonder how much money the Google capex typo costed someone |
| Damn I should have acted on emotion and actually bought puts on Reddit when I got thrown in the gulag for saying retard on r/nfl a couple weeks back. They would have printed |
| Michael saylor LMAO! |
| got a boner in this conference room rn |
| Prob not a good idea |
| Bad idea to average down on losing options. Last year, AMD was red while other stocks were green. This may very well trade between 140-160 the whole year and fk you without lube |
| impacts per mile got me rollin 🤣 |
| And the only way it makes money is by actively spying on you. Why yes I would like to invest in Skynet, seems like it has solid fundamentals and a good expansion curve. |
| Grats, you made about 30x more than me today. |
| Goog 2026 capex will be 175B+ |
| Bers looking thick, solid, tight |
| Google and Anthropic or some random company in china better develop AGI fast.\n\nme needs big red capitalism ending candle. |
| They never do projections, haven’t since the company was founded |
| Rddt is an absolute cocksucker pos |
| Yeah I also jizzed my pants seeing this |
| Pffffff |
| Yay Google did not pull an AMD or MSFT….yet. These bags are heavy |
| If your Aunt had balls she’d be knee deep in GOOGL calls |
| DId $ELF give god awful guidance. My puts are worthless but seeing it red now after that shrek dick after the bell |
| Google stuff aint saving crypto tho. 😢 |
| U gotta be fkn kidding me dude. I can’t ever fucking win. Piece of shit ELF was up 15% |
| Don't think we're seeing $350 |
| Bitcoin really was a ponzi |
| Maybe cuz the market is closed? |
| Same with hood 1 month ago $120 and 3 months ago $150 . Now $80 smh and they pump revenues |
| Why is everyone saying JPM puts it's not even down |
| And find some GLD&SLV BABY FUCK YEAHHHHHH |
| Wildly popular for doing what? Cheating in college? Generating porn? Building shitty websites? \n\nOnly thing it's even sorta good at is google 2.0, and only because google search now is a shadow of what it was a decade ago. And once costs go up per token once people start demanding profits it's gonna be too expensive for this too. |
| Like I said anyone can increase their revenue if you sell at a cheap price. My example with negative margin is just an example. |
| I love the confidence in this thread.\n\nHalf of us are sure Google will fly at the end of the call. \n\nThe other half are smart. |
| My thesis with the aggressive spending in capex is artificially pumping the cloud acceleration.\n\nI agree with internal investment for infrastructure long term but I am feeling it's overvalued for what it is currently. |
| He’s one of the people who invested in it when it was at 200 |
| Why is parabolic price pattern so obvious in hindsight but not in the moment? Anyone have scanner filters for breakouts? |
| Wow juat seen the chart. Thats ridiculous. Hopefully it'll run up after hours and tomorrow |
| What the fck is seriously wrong with this market and these retarded swings? Elf was up by +12 now its flat. Fck this shit! |
| Sorry bro, my bad |
| Oh good, the one product they actually make that has a track record is going to be ditched in favor of vaporware. I'm sure the stock will find a way to go up somehow... |
| So you are saying that my shitcoins are ethereal in value. Sigh |
| Really? Looks like it’ll rocket to me. Guess this is why you don’t listen to randos. |
| Buy the dip I guess |
| Enphase is skyrocketing. It will continue its growth throughout this year to high triple digits. 👀 |
| avg cost of $40/share, sold 3/4 of the pot at prices over $180. sitting pretty letting the rest ride (hopefully not to 0) |
| Tomorrow we drill to the earth's core. |
| Nah google is a plat level gooner |
| Yes. They are all in parabolic shorts. They are all going to fall 25% plus is my guess. It will start with NVDA and the rest will fall with it as the QQQ takes it down. If you look at a 1D chart, they will fall down into that empty chasm below them. NVDA i dangling at the end of a long continuation pattern and is about to fall off |
| 🌽 futures say pump is fake |
| But then you'd be able to sell via any platform and wouldbt have to pay Amazon. Just sell via Shopify for instance |
| Ehhhh - for high paying jobs, prob not if you’re good at something. For the rest of the folks, it’s cooked. |
| Isn’t that the truth lol. |
| Not spending $240 billion a quarter on software that can make a 16 FPS video game that has no plot or a movie that’s 10 seconds with no storyline. |
| ^Hi |
| I meant 350. My trades aren't any better than this banbet |
| Aged like milk |
| Subtract the last 7 words, rip that bandaid off. |
| Mods can we award this man of passion ?! 🤯 |
| What does the picture have to do with the post? I see a bitching bipedal brontosaurus with lightning cracking in the background looking like he’s about to fuck shit up - that’s like the polar opposite of an ai surveillance company run by a narcissist who everyone would say was a fucking crackhead if he didn’t control as much data and money as he does |
| looking forward to the morning, afternoon, and closing rugpulls tomorrow |
| Googles just edging and back at baseline, just wait few more strokes before the ultimate fireworks |
| Doubled down on my MSFT LEAPS. |
| hes saying 33 male not 33 mill idiot |
| I cannot own it. Then it will only go up for months until I buy |
| seriously |
| An un-neutered dog at least. |
| Yes.\nBut you'll be wrong directionnally every time. |
| So MSFT tanks. GOOG stays flat. AMZN pops? |
| I'm just saying. Puts was today calls is tomorrow |
| Crypto is done and not just on twitch\n\nWelcome to\nThe champions club 😎 yayayayayya RAUL\n\nFORSEN 💿 |
| HODL GLD calls all day burned off 7%, ANOTHER DAY TOMORROW TO WIN |
| You shut your filthy mouth. |
| Ready for another drill tomorrow |
| Why is SNDK running AH? Because Google didn't crater? |
| Big Tech attempting a V. Only some are making it. |
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| Remember when everyone put the fate of the market on nvidias shoulders and thought we were saved after a great earnings |
| Lots of code monkeys think they’re software engineers |
| Not spending $185bn on chatbots |
| Puts on cancer |
| Google speed-run AI despite being 3 years late to a commercial model. Google is only public way to invest in something comparable to OpenAI or Anthropic. |
| Bro is rich af |
| Bend over |
| “bUt gOoG sPeNdINg $185b oN cAPeX.” |
| God algos are such fucking pussies bro. They hear the word “tariffs” & all hell breaks lose. There goes my ELF calls |
| Wow, you did what we couldn’t, you made it |
| The manipulation by the mms is truly a work of art |
| Exactly. That was my line of thinking at the time as well, a 100% profit is nothing to sneeze at and I should GTFO before something wonky happens and it plummets. Hindsight is always 20/20! |
| "bitcoin fixes this" hits different if you grew up watching Jim'll Fix It |
| nugs = bearish, tendies = bullish. |
| Nothing happened to the retail investors? |
| the fact that they're doing a share buyback when they haven't turned an annual profit in 5 years is criminal. |
| If Wall Street now thinks AI will be to good and many tech companies won't be able to adapt, then why the hell is NVIDIA down? Wouldn't NVIDIA be a major winner in that case, they are selling the shovels. |
| I got them at 15 :(. Now even if I sell, I have to pay heavy tax |
| What if I support that but I don't think waymo can expand fast enough to do it *enough?* Tesler might be the better bet for more impacts per mile soon |
| I’m still holding strong at 22. This is a long play for me. Sell, what is that? |
| Remember when everyone put the fate of the market on nvidias shoulders and thought we were saved after a great earnings |
| Their valuation has always been insanely low. Even now they trade at a forward PE of 12 |
| I looked. That means you get to punch me in the face. |
| Google basically just flat for thr day |
| Google said 75% increase in people watching podcasts on their TVs\n\nNo wonder everyone is so retarded these days. |
| The rest of the Mag7 feeling like victims of a war crime right now. |
| What's its gonna take for a stock to go up?? Lol |
| Wow the google earnings are really interesting |
| You shut your filthy mouth. |
| I do |
| I’m 31 and surprisingly know a bunch of people that still use it |
| Oh! It’s you!! 🥰\n\nWhy not TSLA 0 day options every day? 😎 |
| Lol u dog |
| Goog just lubing up in this range for the next pump |
| We got a genius on our hands folks. |
| Elf and sys were both up around 15% but now both just dropped to 4%. Algos are really broken, they dont know what to do with anything anymore. |
| Shorts taking advantage of AMD's shitty forward guidance to shake out retails. Lisa was being vindictive and said the trend won't last for AMD's forward guidance, the reality is the duopoly CPU sellers hasn't been benefitting from AI at all because majority of the servers for AI and cloud uses custom ARM chips. |
| surprised no big company bought it yet. 10B market cap for a social media with lots of user data doesn’t sound that much. |
| So what is the last thing that still appreciates in value? |
| Googl looks like it’ll collapse tomorrow |
| Stop chasing |
| I bought. \n\nBut I bought at $8. |
| I support tech development because long term it will allow my puts to print as capitalism shits itself right before a final crisis (TM) before techno-communism arrives lmao. |
| Most people forget >!DEEZ NUTTZ!< |
| Even GOOG earnings can’t move this it’s absolutely over |
| you can buy vegetable glycerin and food flavourings in bulk online very cheaply. then it is simply a matter of extracting nicotine from discarded cigarette butts. bingo - vape juice |
| I trust it with your life too |
| Been using AI to tailor my resume to job listings and have gotten 3 interviews in the last 2 days for pretty high paying jobs.\n\nMaybe the job market isn’t cooked? |
| Pits on UNH paying so far |
| Yeah it does that every week tho |
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| VZ then? 😜 |
| wtf is this banbet lol |
| I’m happy it’s kinda dystopian, so it’s a good thing in a way |
| Why wouldn’t you invest in your supply chain & infrastructure? This argument is ignorant. |
| Is it all over? Back to rocks and foreign markets? |
| how to move on |
| Same bro, but sundar did save us. And maybe my port. Goog is the only reason we’re not going to be neon red tomorrow.. unless we’re neon red when I wake up. |
| If we don’t spend on AI, the bubble will burst |
| Are you serious Clark? |
| True |
| "Fuck your AI fears" |
| Shit stocks like this I buy a very, very small amount. I get to participate in the meme lols, but it could go to zero and not affect my bottom line. This is not the stock I expect to make me rich.\n\nAnother big down day and I'll add to my position. |
| Averaged up today. Suck it nerds, me and Karp are gonna be watching you cry yourself to sleep through your ex girlfriends alexa when software recovers |
| No projections? WTF |
| What an epic fail for ELF |
| something tells me I shoulda bought puts in the morning |
| You are safe my brother |
| Surely you all have been buying UNH leaps right? |
| UCP is the real deal |
| If money supply increases, the pie in nominal terms can get bigger. In real terms though, that's another story. |
| IMO this report pretty much crowns them as the AI winner as of right now, MSFT & AMZN just got gaped as GOOG went from 3rd in cloud to 1st. |
| That’s it?!?? |
| I know you found that funny and worth typing out. It couldn’t be me though |
| !banbet |
| I think that's a good thing.... |
| You already have a bet going - GOOGL to 150.0 before 04-Feb-2026 10:08 PM -05 |
| !banbet SPY 700 never |
| We go below 680 next week gayboys, gently lube up your anuses |
| Any time a poster says they are taking their account from $X to $Y, I know they are full of shit. SNAP would have to hit $2372/share for your shares to be worth $10 million. |
| Elon musk can be worth a trillion $ but silver can’t be 100$ an ounce 🤣🤣🤣 |
| As the old saying goes... \n\n🌽 in the coal mine |
| #imagine throwing away $800bn on chatbots because everyone is doing it 🤡\n\n\nchips to collapse when this stops lmao |
| Ass the OP I recently invested while it’s down because I like the idea of my hands being stabbed, but I feel like I should have made this post before I bought, because this might drive the share down more |
| How about let’s all make some money. |
| Believe it or not….. put |
| The capex number for Google is freaking insane 🤡 |
| Who the fuck cares about *that* |
| If you’re smart. \n\nLoad up. \n\nSIMO. \n\n\nYou welcome. |
| Hey sundar “I am vibe coding a Google equivalent, how can you compete with me? SaaS is dead?” |
| Im sure at one point it will do both. |
| $45 is $45 bro |
| ELF NOOO U WERE DOING SO WELL |
| My only regret is not buying the JPM puts. |
| My google puts are fucked |
| How about "Google Glass"?! |
| How much of it is just circlejerked by the other AI companies though? \n\nI am betting on an AI correction, rather than GOOG underperforming |
| Haha, even that wouldn’t liqui- oh, you stopped listening already 👍🏼 |
| Go retire (BITCH!) |
| And GOOGL has shat the bed 😩 |
| 5 months of gains wiped in 2 weeks ya love to see it |
| I went from 400 to 7800 in 3 trading days. Buying silver puts before last Friday made me 5200. Yesterday and today spy puts, but I don't feel any emotion |
| Calls on laxatives! |
| They're called Palatards |
| GOOGL bare moved post earnings… |
| Buy puts |
| Fitting given the fact it's literally just useless code. If tomorrow people decided it's worth zero, that's what it's worth. Nothing backs it. |
| Didn't think it was possible at about 1p... But google bump - rip tomorrow and then Amazon drops a huge Capex number and I think we get there |
| My puts are doing nicely😏 |
| Are my leaps saved |
| Buying CPER. |
| Unironically they actually might with their AlphaGenome and other AI medical research |
| LMAOOOOOOO just $72k to go |
| Tesla going up or down 10% in the next week |
| The only winning move is not to play. (For me) everything I touch dies . |
| We need a +5% day on SPY for absolutely no reason. What say you Mr.Market? 🤓 |
| And it pumped after earnings. |
| Yeah, and they could walk away from AI and still print money everywhere else. Goog undervalued and will continue to be until they are named one of the winners of the AI war |
| googl hiring? 😱 |
| My man is rich |
| Just the tip |
| I like to diversify by buying crypto assets like Trumpcoin and Hawk Tuah coin |
| Buy Google if you support Waymo running over kids |
| Good thing the expiry is April, after institutional investors take profits |
| Is Frieren their model? |
| Risked 1000$ to scalp 45$ on the last 20 minutes of silver trading with x20 leverage. I might have a problem. |
| GOOG Capex making META capex look like peanuts...\n\nBullish for META |
| Tomorrow I'm gonna eat some more of that chili I made this weekend, fart on bers, and go through my checking account and cancel a bunch of dumb subscriptions so I can buy more GOOG next pay period. |
| I'm going to the beach tomorrow to be surrounded by sand, coconuts, and hot bishes. 🌴🏖🥥 |
| With how volatile tech is, I think will be before.\n\nThe hope is for NVDA to justify, but I seeing how everyone was looking at GOOG to save the market as a binary event, institutions would rather risk off before NVDA earnings. |
| I wasn't going to buy the dip on RDDT but then I did a little bit. |
| Zoom out on your chart |
| Market is saved in sacrifice of my arm calls |
| Had my best day in a while. Should’ve added NVDA 0dte puts. Went up 495%! |
| Green a color. I like colors |
| Elon Musk is Satoshi |
| Jensen sweating looking at AMD price fall |
| Calls on cemeteries |
| You’re not alone. I also sold at 40 (avg cost was I think 10 for me) but remember profit is profit even though it couldve been a bigger profit haha |
| Usually some fuckery going on with MSTR it seems |
| I have no options on Google, but people here acting like Google made this crazy AH move, it’s up $7🤣 Say good buy to your short dated calls and puts |
| Noice. |
| Uh oh… what happened? |
| Wtf? Google partnering with Webull for compute chips? |
| bro why are you asking us? |
| btc has 4x downside of QQQ, no upside |
| Everything going to the 0 and we all die 💀 |
| And they all laughed at me for buying T-Bills....the guy that bought figma can't pay you to cut his lawn..if he even has one. |
| Das rite |
| And melt up for 2 weeks after |
| I'm watching it on youtube while asking questions on gemini. |
| Agreed. He's my favorite and smartest guy on CNBC, but he's not a super strong lead, doesn't have the personality for it. He needs to be paired with a comedian, someone to lighten him up |
| barely made any money bro this shit isn't worth it |
| I got that deep mind if you know what I mean 😏 aha |
| Wow |
| So we spend even more on AI without generating any revenue?\n\n\nSounds bullish |
| ES offline. we can get unhedged moves for an hr yay |
| Meanwhile the stock is up after initially taking a little dip indicating that people are bullish on earnings... combined with a drop in IV tomorrow your options might be down 50%+ tomorrow. |
| I went all in on SNAP at $7 and rest of it at $6. This earnings was good so I’m calling bottom. Easy money. |
| Ass: Torn\n\nPort: Destroyed\n\nRetirement: Never\n\nPlan: Gamble harder tomorrow! 🚬😎 |