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| Picked a bad day to full port $NOW |
| Yes, that's called smart money selling the top |
| LETS FUCKINNN GET ITTTT BOYYYYS |
| TSLA miss = pump\nMSFT beat = dump\n\ni love financial markets |
| JZXN 🔋🔋🔋🔋🔋 |
| Yup |
| Yeah exactly. The bid/ask spread was probably $1 or less. |
| "shit is crashing and burning" **to the moon** |
| The only adult left in the room. |
| Bro literally only stock reacting the most from these earnings is reddit for some fking reason bruh wtf!!!! |
| GOOG is so arrogant like shut the fuck up we get it you have a massive dick |
| I show my wife our combined NW and she basically says “that’s nice” then go back to playing with the kids. |
| Haha |
| The debt is mainly held by us, so that's not gonna work out. |
| Holy Meta Jason Luv dildo |
| AMZN CUCKED ME TODAY |
| Elmo just be making shit up lol |
| WSB has taught me that accidentally opening a position always works out 💀 |
| Bears in unimaginable pain for betting against America |
| Why? GPT 5.2 Pro is the most intelligent model out right now, GPT 5.2 Codex is the best coding model, and GPT 5.2 XHigh is awesome. |
| 7k limit isn't enough |
| And John Wick with a red sash for some reason |
| Agreed I thought the same thing |
| Tsla die, you don't belong anywhere where you playing, META and TSLA are not the same and have same Market cap is diabolical |
| the market was looking forward to the service in the future not now |
| 🙃 |
| 700 eow |
| Because its already past the moon at that valuation |
| I haven't looked into it but it just seems strange, who else could it be you know? Not Google, Amazon, Anthropic maybe? Who else has that kind of money to burn. |
| Nah I sell Azure for msft and capacity issues suuuck right now for specific regins. Fucking me out of commission. |
| Oh my gourd! \n\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| You lost it all, including your shirt. |
| Spy pls. Just keep going. Theres no need to stop here. |
| What is this crackhead statement? Do you even have $300 to your name? |
| They really need to do something about the crime in Oakland. |
| I legit had a nightmare last night that I took a class where Howard nutlick was the professor and he failed me because we had a difference in some fundamental economic theory. Somehow it ended up with me going to prison and Howard had the biggest most ugliest smile. I woke up dropping in sweat lol |
| Hopefully my SPY, QQQ and UUUU calls print tomorrow |
| Now that it pumped do I sell at market open? |
| It’s fucking impressive how consistently wrong I can be. Been selling crazy meta csps all month, mango shook me out. Decided to sell msft csps and well you can see today how that went. Fuck my fucking life |
| Meta wtf!! |
| 700 biotches! |
| Fack you are stupid |
| MSFT insta-tanking from 482 to 442 (-8.3%) in the span of a minute was nuts\n\nDon't even hold it but glad to see it's bouncing back a bit, whether we like it or not a lot of our ports rely on the strength of the mag 7 (except for metal tards) |
| Is 700 tomorrow possible? Been eating ramen all week. |
| Tax write off |
| I’m so fucking stupid. Beyond fucking stupid. Fuck $NOW dude. How fucking harsh is this fucking market you’ve been selling this fucking shit since May you can even argue fucking January and at extreme lows you sell even more. I’m so fucking done |
| Why did i buy NFLX instead of META last week im so retarded fuck |
| I would double hand it behind wendy's. Spit on it and do tricks on it. |
| 45% of Microsoft's RPO is from OpenAI\n\nOracle got fucked late last year for concentrated exposure |
| That’s what I am betting on - bought QQQ puts just before close |
| Let’s hope. Only one of my ER calls that I’m down on so far. |
| GLD 3/20 $510, MU 1/30 $450, MU 2/20 $485, GOOG 1/30 $340 |
| Calls are calling |
| Didn't this happen to Google 6 months ago as-well? |
| 6 700 |
| ZUCK on this |
| MSFT hard drop all the way back to Monday levels. Ohhhh, the horror. |
| The best part about it is that you get both a uranium play and a critical mineral play -- and they're so well-managed. I think we still have a ton of room to run over the next year. |
| Why isn’t TSLA mooning?? |
| lol what a dip after earnings |
| Can somebody post NOW numbers |
| holy shit just noticed intc had a great day again. praise nana |
| How much ya make |
| What a stupid time to be alive |
| your meta shares (more than) make up for it its okay |
| Been seeing this since yesterday, got in early but don't think I'm wrong, held my tomorrow exp 700s through all of this mess today |
| You’re a pussy. |
| Rates are very high compared to European rates. But I feel thats always the case. |
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| The sell off gonna be huge in the morning. Aint tripping |
| At this rate Tesla is gonna be flat at open just to fuck everyone |
| No. I don't touch anything that expires in less than a month. My most profitable trades were 3 to 6 months out. If I buy a long call ouption that expires a year out and I'm up 100% in a couple days, I'm realizing those gains.\n\n0dte is straight gambling.\n\nI also don't play earnings, although it is tempting. Don't touch earnings until you fully understand what Implied volatility (IV) and what IV crush is, at bare minimum. \n\n\nAlso I've been trading since May of last year and I'm still learning a lot myself. So obviously take everything I say with a grain of salt. This is what has worked for me.\n\nNow, I try not to have more than 20% of my working capital tied up in one position. If I get more money, Ill drop it to 10%. Protecting yohr money (aka not putting it all at risk) is just as important as actually making money in my opinion. |
| ServiceNOW has absolutely smashed the past three earnings and it just keeps falling lol |
| 🤷 |
| "Now that I know it went down, obviously we should've all had puts"\n\nWow thank you for your insight, stable genius right here |
| Yep it’s gonna come down from about 705 to 701 most likely |
| If META full year EPS is consistent with this quarter the shares would be $900 with a PE of 25. Insane. |
| genuinely just reverse wsb lol |
| Good times. |
| SPY is like Microwho? |
| not like TSLA end of week calls will be worth anything tomorrow either |
| Oh, I see now |
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| Zoog I'm zoinked on zuck |
| Damn, called it on TSLA: [https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1qoqcq2/comment/o23f3il/?context=3&utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web3x&utm\_name=web3xcss&utm\_term=1&utm\_content=share\_button](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1qoqcq2/comment/o23f3il/?context=3&utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button) |
| $SIL price action after hours is interesting… |
| Steve Kovach has slowly been turning into the woman who taught my middle school percussion class. |
| panic sold my meta shares at -4%\n\nlast earnings trauma |
| !banbet MU +1% 1d |
| Jamie diamon and Epstein said it’s ok to hang out with children then give Cvna a buy with. 510$ |
| It was Elon |
| STOP BUYING META FUCKING RELAX ITS NOT RUNNING OUT OF SHARES \n\nBUY UR SHARES NEXT WEEK BRUH |
| Fear the Zuck 🦎 |
| jaw dropping audacity |
| # WHO'S READY FOR EVEN MORE ALL TIME HIGHS TOMORROW??? |
| Samsies |
| tech is booming rn holy god |
| They way they talking about investing in Xai the pedo Ai. Im sure both will |
| My spy calls might be saved haha |
| Goodbye ServiceNow |
| Doesn’t account for iv crush zuzi |
| They're selling all your data to anything that pays. |
| I love how people are explaining basic options to you and not looking at a limit order that magically filled for 38% more. Yes that is what a limit order does but what the fuck was the bid/ask when it filled. |
| How musk isnt in jail for lying to investors is insane. Nothing hes ever said has happened. |
| Tessler doing it’s “not as bad as feared” thing again. |
| I’m snorting gold too! |
| Damn time to sell my calls 😭 |
| Pump everything … euphoria |
| lol what did thy do??? |
| I need to stop i blew all my gains and am now down 6800$ all time |
| Why, if he starts selling cars things go bad. The stock does better with less sales |
| N'th time, just never learnt |
| legooooooo |
| Probably a bot |
| META makes money off of bots and ads talking to each other. Nothing about that company makes any sense. |
| I have no position lol full port silver gold |
| Not anymore it aint. |
| Holy fuck $NOW LMFAOOOO I’M LIGHTING MY MONEY ON FIRE |
| Stupid reaction. MSFT prints money and the stock gets kicked |
| #MSFT be DRILLIN hard just as I be predictin LMAO🤌 |
| Lmao💀 |
| SPY OVER 9000 TMR MORNING |
| I feel like end of feb is possible. Expecting a big earnings run the next few days with the positive CAPEX spending coming from Mag 7 earnings so far |
| Huh? |
| You already have a bet going - TSLA to 400.0 before 01-Feb-2026 04:41 PM -05 |
| !banbet |
| Go ahead and enjoy the pump before it eats shit at open tomorrow |
| There are bers in here who need Tesla to crash 100% to break even |
| Yeah fuck that bullshit. \n\n\nQ4 2024 energy credits were 1.84b. Their profits that quarter were 2.1b. How the shit did they lose the credits and still clear significant profits. |
| Micro peepee trying to recover |
| He mark on my zuck until I berg? |
| Hello |
| Stupid, Mr Softie trying to ruin my QQQ calls. |
| I’m a moth to a fucking flame for tslq calls |
| Lmao salty ass kids, all the tsla earning threads getting downvoted. Get cucked and stay mad |
| No way I would’ve bought meta calls. So expensive. So I cannot be upset I missed that |
| how many quarters/earnings away are we from a great ai capex roi reckoning? |
| Yea UUUU has been wild |
| Gg everyone. Regretting diamond handing these puts that I was so sure about |
| So is hood and a lot of stuff honestly |
| It’s already falling |
| I'm happily confused. It's still a week away! |
| You regards told me sweet green was the next chipotle 😭😭 |
| Why Goog mooning? |
| AUtism |
| CapEx balloning |
| # he sold it? Pump eet!! |
| Some retard crashed out telling me gold was up 12% today and got entirely banned from reddit for some reason LMAO |
| Damn, I knew I should have bought meta calls instead of shares |
| Go ahead and enjoy the pump before it eats shit at open tomorrow |
| GOOG didn’t report earnings… |
| Ad revenue |
| why is it not in Roth IRA? |
| https://preview.redd.it/qntfc6k7r5gg1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1bfa14386b00efe18e06ffaa7e63820a50b618c1 |
| Meta Calls came back … now hoping for MSFT coming back as well\n\nI had ITM calls so not much issue with IV |
| https://preview.redd.it/ap8z02r6r5gg1.png?width=1536&format=png&auto=webp&s=491555a642ade245f88e926bb16019c29a02cd84 |
| Tesla is just a stagnant car company that earns a buck per share. No clue who is buying at these levels |
| Flat by tomorrow |
| https://preview.redd.it/5eo80bj4r5gg1.jpeg?width=1320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7791fd907c43f478d587b9076b2eb077c9e05b67\n\nFeb 12 will be fire works!! |
| Fuk dis I’m gonna full tilt and go all in on AAPL Calls tomorrow. Timmy pls don’t fail me 🍏 |
| \nHonestly wouldn’t be surprised at all by a gap up to 700-702 |
| Did you short them? |
| What customers? |
| Gold and Silver distracting from the crazy Uranium run as of late. \n\n$UUUU up 15% today. Spicy rocks and shiny rocks doing big things. |
| My only guess is there’s a large swathe of the economy that is smartphone-based. So all software related to advertising and streaming content on these electronic platforms is through digital means so there might indeed be an insatiable demand for data centers that supplies this demand. Or the ceo of Microsoft is talking bs |
| AMD 300 before end of march. |
| this will come down overnight right? right boys? boys? |
| I get that, I'm more just asking for other companies that I could trade similarly |
| What a wild day |
| Meta and Goog are my two biggest positions LFG |
| SPY may climb .1% given MSFT down, TSLA, META up. Call holders cooked across the board. |
| Fuck your TSLR poots. Everything compooter. |
| How accurate is RH simulated return after hours? |
| Did meta just start the charge to 800 |
| New report claims Samsung, SK Hynix and Sandisk are all planning to double the price of NAND memory chips this year\n\n^ lmao |
| Please let me know when you want to place these bets. I’ll just take your money for you |
| When the rug gets pulled but your rug is the magic carpet so you start flying and shit |
| Those were the days |
| The skill with which JPow articulates his statements used to be the standard expected from any public facing government official or elected representative |
| Cause it should be down 95% |
| Daily active user up 7% yoy. Average 3.58 billion per day.\n\nAd increases 18% yoy, price per ad is up 6%.\n\nNet income up 9% vs same Q4 last year\n\nWith all the big news about layoffs, Meta's headcount increased 6% vs 2024 to a total of ~79k employees. |
| AI not a bubble |
| Rally around the family |
| Meta is up after hours because the algos saw that I panic sold my shares today |
| When i looked at close Premiums on $700 strike was $10 and change. At close i paid $25 on the $662.5 strikes |
| META earnings waiting room music is a vibe |
| ok so my calls are safe? |
| Also the regards here don’t account for Tesla energy which now accounts for 23% of Tesla’s profits despite being 12% of Tesla’s total revenue (up from 6% in 2023 and growing exponentially). \n\nTesla isn’t just cars anymore |
| Theta gang always wins eventually |
| Next time when she asks lmk i will short |
| As mentioned.. they print money |
| Tsla is only up 2.5%, why the comments make me think it's more lol. Y'all dramatic |
| Fuck you motherfucker. 🫵🤡 |
| service now is garbage haha |
| Just hopped in this morning on 420 MU calls 3/20. They’re printing already. |
| Rddt getting that sympathy pump |
| Praise St. Moho |
| Sorry there is no one left to take your call. We all were fired because it was thought that we were no longer needed in this economy. |
| They likely FOIA’d the government bodies that have drivetime’s records, not drivetime themselves. |
| They were verified Chinese bots... so yeah theyre shills. Silver didnt budge after the first day |
| Oh good, just need to hold TSLA for 50 years to justify the Stonk prices |
| $340 $GOOGL WOOOOOOOOOOOOOW\n\nINSANE EARNINGS LMAO |
| Eating Microsoft’s lunch |
| Tesla didnt beat if you look behind the curtain |
| Next time someone comes in here with a DD and calls themselves a mineral guy or compute guy, or any kind of guy LISTEN TO THEM |
| Tesler is going to red by open |
| English second language? |
| Theory: Tesla will open down 6%. That 2% pop is just some algo trade reading eps beat. Options implied a 6% move so it's either up 4 or down 8 |
| Alright who’s the regard that bought TSLA puts\n\nShow me your hands 🫵🏻🤡 |
| you’ll be remembered |
| Users have been angry with Microsoft since forever yet. They hold the enterprises by the balls. Now, with copilot, they managed to convince enough corporations, they won't steal their data. So people get used to, then it's very hard to get off it. |
| It’s the robot |
| I ❤️ Tesler |
| Post your losses bears. I been winning too much and too often on mu calls. Need to see regarded losses to keep me grounded 😂 |
| TSLA might be doing better for you if you weren't online with your white trash posts, Elon |
| Everything will literally be back to its close price tomorrow open. Market doing market things |
| They’re not. Well, mostly. |
| MSFT and META - that’s how a genuine IV crush looks like with the stocks moving less than 5%\n\nSNDK to 🚀🚀 the moon tomorrow, though |
| If their revenue goes to 0 their operating income should go to $12B next quarter. |
| Is Mark giving us the Zuck? |
| This didn’t age well |
| OP has done absolutely zero due diligence and is gambling on nothing more than “a feeling”. All of the fundamentals indicate that gold still has upward momentum and room to run. To every fellow wsb autist reading this, this is a classic inverse what you see on Reddit moment. |
| Elon really got everything aligned for him , motherfker is using his other companies (xAI is the biggest one because of the energy needed to run the AI supercluster) as customers to accelerate their energy business while their automotive revenue is going down.\n\nIt's not illegal but it is sketchy for trading revenue between companies you own. |
| Meta getting rid of Zuck’s personal projects is bullish |
| probably just more nothingburger and it opens at like 478 just to recover to the same price as EOD today. |
| Never forget MU 90c |
| Are these guys sharing one shirt? Weird. |
| Or green af |
| Got in meta at 650, ride through hell, now I ain't selling before 750 for all the emotional turmoil |
| If Meta goes above $710 I lose all my shares\n\nYou can fuckin chill now lizard boy |
| Need Tesla to go down 20% |
| I don’t want to hear shit about how RDDT is overvalued while TSLA keeps rising. |
| Still up almost 10% YTD.. |
| You already have a bet going - META to 723.8044 before 03-Feb-2026 06:05 AM -05 |
| Meta to 750 tomorrow premarket |
| !banbet To the fuckin moon boys |
| Maybe that's why you don't? |
| I'm aware of that. It's just highly unusual for an order to be filled instantly at 39% above market price, so I assumed it might have been an error. |
| I was *this fucking close* to buying TSLA puts.\n\nWhew. |
| My micro is soft 😔😔😔 |
| Are there any other companies that have declining revenue that go up besides Tesla? i kind of like it, you just trade the opposite of what seems logical. |
| META bullish = RDDT bullish\n\nWe might be saved my fellow RDDTard bagholders |
| MSFT double beat. -5%\n\nTSLA 1 million optimus "next year". +10% |
| ...Sir a second Bruce Springsteen song has hit the airwaves |
| Thanks man, it's just nice to be valued 😘 |
| autista muy respetado |
| I just hit 1 million while replying to a comment. LFG! |
| AMD and MU big winners of Meta’s increased capex |
| Googles shrek ween popped out |
| Knew I should have went balls deep on META when it dipped below 600, too bad I don't have any balls so I'm stuck with SOFI shitting the bed instead. |
| Neah. Why would it crash? Nothing matters anymore. Everything is computer. |
| I once sold my calls at loss instead of DCA'ing them, Robinhood UI displays Sell tab as default when you click on your position LMAO |
| He doesn't have sole power of rate setting (a misconception due to Trump pretending he does). He only gets a vote like the others. 12 votes, he gets one. |
| Mad redditor is mad his feelings towards Elon don’t dictate the market |
| You saw MSFT down 8% and you immediately bought the dip right? You wouldnt let that opportunity pass you by surely? |
| Tesla’s run is a scam and is illegal |
| Bullish meta and msft earnings means spy will open at 702 tomorrow cause tech will gain confidence |
| #META vs METAL🤌 |
| Tslr |
| #Ban Bet Won\n---\n\n/u/M3GTR made a bet that META would go to 702.33 within **5 days** when it was 668.88 and it did, congrats regard.\n\nTheir record is now 5 wins and 2 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| These reversals with CLS/LRCX/META/MSFT to free up liquify lol you noobs just don’t panic sell and you’ll win one day |
| Thank you. Should I spend my whole paycheck on a few coins before then? |
| all in cvna calls |
| Just a typical sell off. It's been the norm for a long time regardless of earnings beat or not |
| META breaking $700 boys. See you on Mars |
| MSFT recovering. Flat by open tomorrow? |
| Celestica beats, crashes |
| Jerome "Bamboo" Powell |
| What calls are you holding? |
| Grabbed a 6990 SPX call at close. Immediately dumped 1k. Now I’m back up even. Life is grand. |
| Microsoft to be renamed Soft |
| Almost got my first 1X on SLV but I lost like 800 trying to short it so I’m still a big goofy goober 😒 |
| META going up $60 from last week and it still go up after earnings though… |
| Bulls on parade |
| NOW: -1 -3 +7 +4 -2, can't decide what to do |
| Don’t know shit about fundamentals for Microsoft. Didn’t even look at the ER other than they beat. Bought stock at drop. Up 3% lmaooo |
| Max pain on tsla is 440 🤡 |
| Looking at OI and Vol on MSFT 510c 2/20, I was tempted to grab some. I am such a genius, I stayed away |
| Google with the shrek dick |
| AI slop trash political content is churned out on other companies dimes and sends engagement and advertising dollars straight to META. \n\n\nIt's probably going to destabilize civilization and get banned anywhere with common sense, but in the meantime it's great money. |
| No fucking way Tesla profitable. TSLA GAAP net income down 60% YoY. Revenue down YoY. \n\n\nQ4 2024 energy credits were 1.84billion. Their profits were 2.1 billion. Energy credits had to be significantly down q4 of 2025. \n\n\nFuck shithead investors. Fuck me for playing earnings. |
| IBM is giving me a 4 inch mega hard-on |
| Meta I love you please have my kids |
| GOOGL and META are doing the Lord's work right now |
| For a change |
| People finally seem to be realizing Palantir has a huge reputation risk |
| Damn. Meta lost $6 billion on reality labs… WTF are those clowns doing? |
| If Zuck started the call by saying they were shutting down Reality Labs this shit would open at 900 tomorrow morning lol |
| What’s the crash rate difference in the Tesla fsd vs anything else lol\nOh Yeah those robots they’ll presale way early will definitely be safe too! |
| That would explain Open AI’s money problems. 🙄 |
| microspurt |
| MLK Sr. |
| LOL they should change the gold sub to that\n\nr/Au(tism) hahahahaha\n\nEdit: awwww dang looks like the parenthesis aren’t allowed in a sub name |
| META will fly to 750 in next 2-3 weeks |
| u right it’s just fighting the fomo is hard |
| El señor Bill se comió un niño. Nada volverá a ser igual |
| How can Gold be so valuable? When will it stop? What does this mean for the market? |
| TSLA 469.20 once Elon mention optimus prime in production |
| Why the fk is reddit up? Probably because i have puts |
| If meta sells off istg |
| Meta with the Yo-Yo maneuver |
| I’m cautiously optimistic about these 699 calls I got before close |
| Nice! Picked up a 470c 4/17 contract 8 days ago for $990 and sold today for $3650. I feel like a pullback is inevitable but the surge upward will eventually continue. Hope to scoop up the dip when it happens |
| bullish mag7 |
| # I told Satya do NOT redeem but he clearly did smh |
| My calls got smacked |
| I would rather crawl naked over burning shards of glass than have another month of rangebound spy creep-up of 1% while silver goes up 50%. |
| QQQ better moon tomorrow |
| MSFT green by open? |
| TSLA deliveries declined 16%, revenue dropped 3%, but made a an earnings beat. Yeah aight 😭 |
| Looking pretty damn good actually. |
| Im from the future, all i see are red candles |
| MSFT making a weird recovery. Do we see inverse at guidance/open? |
| I’m never sure with Americans. Some would be genuine with this comment. |
| I will speak Saturday night 10pm cst |
| pull an amazon! |
| Looking at this movement, along with the calls I have, there’s never been a more beautiful moment. Absolute perfection. When my port is -98% in two weeks. I’ll remember this day. |
| LeMark ZuckerJames coming back from a 3-1 to save Meta AND my portfolio 🥹 |
| GLD and SLV: We lose to SPY every year for 18 years, then we beat it handily after another 2 years. |
| Yeah and TSLA is turning into a Dogecoin Treasury |
| Microsoft beats by a lot and they drop, how ridiculous |
| Lo voy a poner todo en español, para que se entiende bien y no haya posibilidad de falta de comunicación:\n\nHermano….. noooooo 😭 |
| Guh |
| Green is green |
| We all know Cool Jerome has the biggest nuts and also I'm gay |
| THERE'S TOO MUCH. IT'S JUST TOO MUCH WINNING. |
| u jelly |
| Puts. |
| Gold is great . Replacing my btc profits from the last couple years. I think right now is probably a terrible time to short with all the geo political implications on the horizon. PMs will likely keep their trajectory for a bit more I’m hoping. |
| Don’t fuck with the zuck |
| aww... twee poicent 🤏 \n\nso cute |
| That's downright retard & autistic |
| really hope google doesn't pull a microsoft post-earnings |
| LEVEANTENSE MICROSOFT LEVANTENSE |
| Too late for MU? |
| $NVDA should be moving much mor higher on these earnings tbf |
| SLV INTC and NVDA enjoy another day of massive volume |
| Thanks, this is probably the only reasonable answer in this entire thread. |
| 0dte in SPY? |
| Your priced in buddy |
| Yeah so maybe they should announce another round of layoffs that should boost the stock |
| This is going to be 750 in no time |
| i thought agentic software would be more successful but the core models just move too fast right now to use anything other than direct from the source |
| So when does the CEO of Silver speak? |
| lol if you were worried about buying MU at the top, don’t be. There is no top. |
| Planned robotaxi coverage\nSF\nAUSTIN\nDALLAS\nHOUSTON\nPHOENIX\nMIAMI \nORLANDO\nTAMPA\nVEGAS\n\nFor 1st Half 2026 all unsupervised except Cali Safety driver for now |
| More free money duh |
| Let them sell! Lol |
| thank you for your sacrifice META bers |
| SLV calls all day baby |
| To whom are they supplying that capacity? OpenAI perhaps? Or copilot? If they're reporting money they owe themselves as future revenue then things are getting a bit desperate. |
| They didn't just beat. That's a 34% surprise to the upside on eps according to the YFinance tracker 🤯 |
| Omg fuck you Microsoft fuck you!!!! |
| GOOG eating MSFT and AMZN’s cloud computing lunch. First $10T company probably |
| Why do we fall master Wayne |
| Yeah that’s why I was wondering what happened. Should be all good |
| SLE slipped today, looking at that sucker to bounce up |
| Shorted IBM at $315C. Look stupid. |
| Can barely get to 700 |
| People want guidance to be spectacular \nIts not gonna happen |
| Another day of holding SLV calls. Let’s see what tomorrow shall bring… |
| Every single company involved with OpenAI has to burn |
| Congrats and fuck you |
| 1) The OpenAI investment added +$7.6B to net income (+$1.02 EPS) this quarter \n \n\- Microsoft says “net gains from investments in OpenAI” increased: Net income by $7.6B Diluted EPS by $1.0 |
| MSFT got crushed |
| I sold GOOGL calls before closing for 56% profit. I wonder if it'll hold its price in the morning |
| unless you invest in defense stocks. |
| Has a date been penciled or released for IPO? |
| Well, at least now you know the winning formula! |
| Easy IBM 4x |
| Said it at $600, $630, $660, and now when it touched $700. Mark “The money printer” Zuckerberg sends his regards. |
| That's the lesson son...don't try. Everything is fickle and nearly made up. A vending machine makes more money than Tesla. |
| Sell PLTR to rotate into MSFT? |
| Zuck please open at 710 |
| My TSLA CCs might just be safe this week. |
| need Elong to say something racist on the call 🙏🕯️ |
| IV crush on META MSFT TSLA |
| Cashcow |
| Yes, id like to report some financial crimes. |
| Balls of diamond. Wow what an inspiration |
| I just can’t believe fund managers buy into it. It’s unreal levels of retardation. |
| HOOD right on the 200 sma |
| META to 750 tomorrow ? |
| Got clapped on META but will be +-0 tomorrow, oh well better then being total minus |
| if gold keeps this up, i can definitely see how we'll crash.. |
| if you're not riding the MU train, what are you even doing right now? |
| They didn’t miss |
| Algorithm manipulation |
| Sigh, MSFT going up by like $30 the last two weeks should've been the sign it was gonna drop for earnings. Shoulda listen to the gut 😒 |
| I don't own Tesla but enjoy your 50 cents per 440 dollars! |
| MSFT was dumped to keep SPY flat 😂🫵 |
| They are looking at "special retail role" in the IPO. |
| We’ll drift higher overnight, and bers will lose their ass being forced to cover at open |
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| priced like a hyper growth stock\n\nnot growing\n\nstock continues to go up\n\n\n\nnever bet against tesla |
| !banbet JNUG 400 20d |
| Petition to replace the entire mag 7 with Mu, sndk and wdc. Mag 7 are boomer stocks now, shit hasn't moved in months. |
| Tesla looks wonky |
| Feels like AMD is priming a run to ATH tomorrow or Friday. Lot of buying at 250 and only about 6% off |
| And when spaceX goes public on its own and Tesla holders get nothing…..? |
| Need a currency expert in this motherfucker |
| My (very small) penis is hard. Started today down $800\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/rpxmc2m6q5gg1.jpeg?width=334&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8d35436489766e3529660be974e31e4d0e62cb60 |
| Gold at 5420$ surely it will crash if we don't get WW3 by next week. |
| I feel lucky af bought TSLQ intraday and sold after hours as soon as I saw the first mega green candle and I actually made a few dollars instead of losing my entire ass lol. |
| On a huge beat too. Will probably rebound tomorrow hard though |
| Priced in |
| SNDK single-handedly saving my marriage. |
| PAMP IT GOOG |
| SPY green now. It’s written in the stars. Pelosi bought. We’ll be way past 7000 soon |
| MSFT and AMZN are officially not part of Mag7 anymore |
| NOW is so fucked. Holy fucking shit what was I thinking dude. I fucking knew that the -3% day meant something. Fucking trapped me now I’m going to be down even more. Holy fucking shit bruh |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/trackrecord330 made a bet that SPY would go to 678.95282 within **2 days** when it was 692.809 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 32 wins and 59 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| Enron musk and His nemesis scam altmann fighting for the top spot in ridiculous PEs |
| TSLA bers: i shoveled my driveway so should be easy for you to deliver my DoorDash order from Hyde park tonight |
| LOL I made a bank. Unlike you 🙂 |
| $135B to be spent on AI infrastructure this year. Das a lot of cash |
| Probably. that’s why you don’t touch it. \n\nIt needs to die because the valuation is entirely detached from reality. |
| Money is a great religion when you have more of it. |
| Absolutely pumped for tomorrow's SNDK and WDC earnings I can't lie |
| Hope u bought 💯 |
| that would be because gold is not up 12% in a day LMAO |
| Went back down already smh POS stock |
| META is investing in HOOD? |
“The message is being received that the \[US\] administration does not want to see the dollar strengthen meaningfully, and if that’s the case then the dollar upside is capped, and that skews towards the downside,” said Evan Brown, head of multi-asset strategy at UBS Asset Management. \n \nDollar sinks to 4-month low and gold soars past $5,000 as yen leaps, Financial Times Jan 26th\n\n archive.is archive.is |
| You guys are retarded if you bought puts on META \n\nIt is easily the best tech stock value-wise right not |
| Lol look at Tesla tho |
| You lucky it not sold at $41. Take it anytime |
| Why is Microsoft dropping they beat, by a lot.. |
| Believe it or not bearish. 🤣 |
| Okay 🥹 |
| Tesla misses but goes up? Must be nice having the federal government in your back pocket |
| True |
| HOOD waking up? |
| ITS ALL THAT STUPID OBAMAS FAULT |
| We’ve this great situation now where both US Stocks and gold are rising, it’s crazy. |
| IBM huuuge |
| Is RDDT catching a sympathy bump? |
| Go RKLB / ASTS |
| don't look lol |
| Bought TSLA and IBM before those insane rips. Absolute win |
| 2026 is the year of the San dicks and micronpeen |
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| Don’t celebrate anything until they open |
| Uh, what?\n\nIt’s gone. It’s all gone. \n\nWhat’s all gone?\n\nThe money in your account. It didn’t do too well, it’s gone. |
| It was time |
| AI Bubble narrative was meant to get people to sell their AI stocks. It was complete BS. |
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| How does a company beat earnings but fucking tank |
| Lmao just lmao |
| Scrooge McDuck ain’t got nun on me |
| !banbet CVNA 420 1d |
| #POOR PEOPLE DONT FUCKING MATTER\n\nTHE REAL ECONOMY (TECHBROS) ARE BOOMING AT THE TOP THEY ARE THE ONLY ONES THAT MATTER\n\nCALLS\n\n(but puts on stupid POOR people aka anyone upper middle class or lower now) |
| God i love you micron |
| IBM |
| earnings just 🔥 \n\nwat a time to be alive |
| I wanna see it go down hard this time.\n\nFirst if true it needs to be delisted from SPY\n\nSP500 committee is guilty of fraud just like when they added SMCI and cooked shorts even though they were right. They knew about all these short seller reports.\n\nCiti, MS, Piper, JPM, UBS, Wedbush, Cramer, CNBC, etc, all guilty and probably paid off on this pump.\n\nHope it turns into this generations Enron. |
| at this point we all agree tsla stock isn't real and will go up to infinity, right? |
| Bloomberg - Robinhood is competing with several Wall Street banks to obtain a large portion of SpaceX stock to sell directly to retail customers through its IPO Access platform, which allows users to purchase shares at the IPO price before they begin trading on public markets. |
| Honestly, a lot of it was luck and some discipline. I don't confuse me being lucky with me being skilled. \n\nDont trade outside of your risk tolerance, don't revenge trade, and don't FOMO trade. Don't trade with emotion. If something gets under your skin, take a break and walk away. There are opportunities to make money every day. \n\nDefinitely don't trade against momentum.\n\nIf you're uncomfortable with with the ups and downs you see on a trade, the trade was too large.\n\nMake your ground rules and stick to it. I've lost out in plenty of gains, but I've stuck to my rules. Mainly, if you're up 100% in a couple days, realize those gains. One thing that helps me is asking myself if the difference between the gains I'm realizing now and the potential gains I could make if the underlying goes up $x, is life changing. Most likely the difference isn't life changing for me, so it helps me walk away. |
| Shorting a rare mineral with an infinitely printed fiat currency is the definition of regardation |
| They're one and the same |
| This lady on CNBC is saying “uhh” every other word holy hell |
| It's never been about TSLA. It's always SpaceX. |
| This soured SO FAST lmao\n\n \nWelcome to the Legendary TSLA 420 Puts thread |
| Pumped and propped for collateral |
| Bro… wtf |
| Replace MSFT with IBM in mag7 |
| Honestly inflation is so great for me because I was irresponsible and didn’t pay off any debt and invested everything. Now my money looks bigger and my debt is smaller. Stay out of school kids |
| Yeah it didn't lol. MSFT beat huge on EPS. |
| Gold calls went 20x n I sold at 500%…fuckkk |
| *no one is buying shitty cars. And cars are losing value*. \n\n*tesla moons* |
| 2024? |
| Nah 700c will be chill most likely around 690+ maybe small gain if it’s 2dte |
| A bot and blocked across the board (I haven't blocked it since amusing) |
| How is that related to HOOD? |
| This bubble crashing is going to be historic. Unironically think this ends with a tech billionaire getting flayed alive on a livestream. |
| Makes 0 sense for gold/silver still going up given continued growth |
| Actually very underrated like district 9 |
| Why the fuck would you bet against the spy? |
| hell yeah, fk msft lol |
| Zuck better not mess up the call. I’m barely in the green. |
| There are three major stock exchanges in the US: NYSE, NASDAQ and father of all - TSLA |
| I read it was because they beat cloud estimates but "not by enough" idk it was one person's opinion. |
| I just made $1K on commons buying the MSFT dip\n\n🥡🥡🥡🥡🥡 |
| What’s up with FICO? Looks like they had a good beat but it’s down after hours? |
| Bc I sold csps |
| I expect stock to be up 10% tomorrow |
| https://preview.redd.it/1f8modrtp5gg1.png?width=480&format=png&auto=webp&s=136811e7775d724724af17da01e021f4420b931f\n\nMe waiting for it to drop to $420s. Aftermarket it's $442.34. |
| Alright, everyone migrate back to Windows 10 |
| I have a bet on Polymarket that it won't hit 720 this month and was so happy for a second when I got a 645 notification from Robinhood |
| Tesla sitting on 44b in cash. |
| Damn, they shook me. Was holding some QQQ calls specifically so I could limit losses if things went south and sold out once they started dropping...just for a rebound. Well played MMs.\n\nLuckily I've also got GLD and SLV calls. |
| I feel like SPY is right now never gonna drop below where it is. bers be damned |
| AMZN dumps and it’s not even their earnings lol. Fuck me |
| YOLO |
| i bough 2 gorillion shares |
| MU 🫶🏻 |
| >in late November 2024 when the Gates Foundation disclosed the sale of approximately 17 million shares—around 65% of its MSFT stock holding\n\nBro timed it perfectly, its like he knows something |
| You guys pay taxes? |
| Patience young one |
| I guess my puts are fucked. Even though I won the banbet for meta going down to 650 \nI tried being a bear just once. Learned my lesson I guess |
| You don’t bet against Zuckerberg |
| Tryna compound gains before I pound the lights out of this mortal coil |
| Just like that guy was saying, the number of Elon tweets means the stock was going to rocket. |
| Elon probably borrows against his stock to buy his own stock. |
| Anddd it's down |
| My IBM calls/shares are printing |
| >Microsoft's Non-GAAP results exclude the impact from investments in OpenAI (big loss)\n\n#Of course LMAO🤌 |
| https://preview.redd.it/wm9mjp4tp5gg1.jpeg?width=521&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f2f49651749e79c4af201e840890368e11c330d2 |
| Looks like HOOD might be getting a lot of SpaceX IPO shares, that's why it's up 🤔 |
| #ZUCK CUCKING THE BEARS. THEY REALLY THOUGHT.\n\nGod damn that was cinema. Straight up playing with bears 😂now if it dumps to do it again I'd be floored. |
| retard |
| MU bers |
| oh we're ripping tomorrow |
| Earnings mean nothing now I guess. I’m seeing more ppl saying “buy the dip” on Carvana but none for Microsoft. This market is totally fucked it seems |
| These Algo knee jerk reactions to ER is getting old. |
| does anyone know why MSFT is down lol |
| Looked at META & MSFT csps and decided to go w msft <rope emoji> 😃 |
| It's going to be a long night of downvoting for 🌈🐻s |
| ur so autistic that u cant be one of us, ur on a whole new level |
| Holy f meta. Thank you zuck. I just wish I kept my high risk calls. But what I have is good. \n\n\nIn zuck I trust. |
| Holy fuk IBM!!! |
| what did you pay for the 700 strike? |
| Yea for sure, but I did literally buy this gold when 🥭 announced the whole Greenland thing and I thought yeah the world is going to shit.\n\nI am worried though that I won’t sell before some big sell off |
| No doubt. |
| If someone fat fingered a bid at too high of a price, theoretically that would be bad for the OP since the trade would be busted. With the 0dte options that would mean financial suicide |
| Mic drop 😂😂😂 |
| YES IBM OMG |
| their computers are expensive and don't play well with anything. their bread and butter is mobile devices and the ecosystem. the vast majority of iPhone users have PCs. |
| Holy shit i just sold all my meta shares right before the surge jesus fucking Christ |
| 😮💨 |
| Nah there is a lot of movement each week in it for calls and puts to make money. I was up 100% on the puts yesterday and then went negative after analyst upgrade so when it went up a 100% today I sold not realize that short report was out. If they would have released that shit early enough so it made the rounds I would have held, just bad luck and timing.\n\nI also expected insiders to sell heavy this week with this the last week they could sell before earnings lock up and the volume has been putrid on it so any heavy sell pressure was gonna take it below 450 |
| fucking IBM calls saving me from my MSFT calls lmao what is 2026... |
| # ECONOMY BOOMING\n\n# STOCK MARKET BOOMING\n\n# EVERY COMPANY THAT ACTUALLY MATTERS BOOMING \n\n# CALLS BOOMING |
| #Tesla posted a profit of 50 cents per share. That deserves a share price of $500+ LMAO🤌 |
| I owe you one pookie |
| Imagine trying to short TSLA LMAO 🤌 |
| CEO of 1-800-GAMBLER |
| Uh no, idc if you beat if you're a mag 7 with negative growth that nets 50 cents a share you shouldn't me a mag7 |
| Tesla too the moon |
| Microslop flops. |
| Bear dies |
| How about we see Tesla at ATH this week? |
| mag 7 earnings big guy |
| Oh no reddit is going to have a meltdown |
| Mag 7 going into a 5th month of consolidation. |
| Looks like bull market is back. |
| Is Microsoft done for 😪 |
| God this market is so fucking aids |
| Bers the type that should just invest in real estate. |
| Hitler drank water too. Anything else to add retard? Muh hitler lmao. |
| tsla bers LMFAOO |
| for once decided not to look at the market and slv, tsla etc going to the moon. what mean |
| Only people with net worth at $12 like you would look at post history |
| You, and the rest of us, are not wrong Carvana is a mess. But so many big players, and now the S&P, are still to involved to let them die to quickly before they can get out. \n\nGood luck |
| If you were a Swiss person and bought the s&p a year ago, you’d be down 0.5%. That’s the effect of a weakening currency. |
| Copilot |
| The average over 1971 to 2026 was 5.4%. We had a long period where rates were insanely low, or even negative, after the financial crisis of 2008. Current rates are more akin to historical norms. \n\n\nAlso, sentences begin with capital letters. |
| whats worse SPY bears or TSLA bulls |
| Is Instagram,Facebook and Whatsapp that good of income or am I missing something ? |
| Green is green, not bombastic, but greenish enough. \nSURVIVED!\~ |
| Fuuuuk me too. Wow did I play each of these ERs totally wrong. Had I inversed myself id be on my way to the Lambo store |
| thou shalt not cucketh the zucketh |
| Check again big dog |
| Did anyone tell the stock? |
| Of course spy jumps after options no longer trading. Nice |
| ah ok my 650, 3 months out, will they print also ? |
| Hahaha. Though I disagree with not having girlfriends from time to time. |
| this is a huge beat and an even better guidance. The stock is 15-20% undervalued. |
| Even HOOD is pumping after hours?!? |
| Sometimes I kick myself for selling too early, but rather be 5 days early than 1 day late |
| Meta savings the nq |
| https://preview.redd.it/ss6itgjlp5gg1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f540d9d301613bbef1fc2fc22c62859f29f503b0 |
| SPY: Hold that beer! |
| Best trading day of the year \n\nRIP 🧸 |
| It's not a company, It's well-funded vibes. |
| Sold and then re-bought MU 30 from closing for extra half percent. Baby you know I can’t stay away from you. |
| Microslop pays into Nskidia and Advanced Money Destroyer |
| After an initial dump meta is up now but not enough to cover the fking premiums i paid for the $700 calls. Its still early but my heart skipped a beat when it initially dumped. |
| shiny rocks |
| >"I kind of think of ads as like a last resort for us as a business model," Sam Altman, chief executive officer of OpenAI, said back in 2024. |
| Tesla buying stake in xAI, which are losing $2B/month, and their only product is a racist Twitter bot that's getting banned everywhere. |
| My bad I wasn’t sure if it was a different site. \nThank you ! |
| That should be the top, now that I’m in. |
| I doubled my money today with 20lever on gold call 😀 |
| Love to see it |
| Thank god i didnt sell my sndk and mu before say end |
| Boomer companies |
| Tesla Bers LMAO 🤌 |
| Plz pump it more...my cost basis is 2.09 |
| Gaming, enterprise companies, m365. Not sure where apple would get any foothold on any of these. |
| It's always calls, every single day |
| I should have sold my mother and invested in Sandisk… |
| CLS earnings have been free money for the last year |
| microslop monster screeching as it hangs onto the edge of the cliff and tries to pull itself back up |
| Any bears cucked after the first 5 minutes of AH?😂 |
| Looks bolish RIP ber |
| MAG 7 about to be back in favor |
| I really kinda feel bad for the 99% of people in the world who don't know what call options are. While the dollar is getting gangbanged like Piper Perri, they're basically money printers no matter what you buy. |
| $HOOD please just send it already, stop being a pos |
| TSLA is a growth stock with declining revenue. |
| Doesn’t matter, see the above comment, start looking for a nice cardboard box. |
| Is it a "double beat" if simp analysts lower the bar until it's one inch off the ground so tsla doesn't miss? |
| No foreal wtf I yolod into spy puts when both of the mag stocks were down |
| Silver go up, silver go down, ape lose money |
| Should be a violent green trend day tomorrow |
| META gonna trickle down to like 2% before open |
| WILL CUCK FOR THE ZUCK |
| Space X IPO related |
| I am bullish on the META earnings lobby music |
| Msft green by morning |
| didn't we do this 3 months ago? wtf. they make money and beat and it doesn't matter |
| Why has lrcx just seen the green candle and gap up of hope and glory just to be followed by red dildo of despair ( 10 mins after report) |
| MU running now too. Good thing i didn't get my puts in at 4:01. |
| Bad news... |
| What u refer g to. |
| Who did Microsoft murder? |
| lol of course since I play NOW it’s down on earnings. Don’t expect anything else tbh. Call hasn’t even started yet |
| Don’t worry my account just today went up 20% . I can handle this. Meta gains cancel Msft loss. I am also not sure it will remain low by open |
| $GOOGL mooning towards $340 after hours!!!! |
| Copilot isn't garbage, it's decent... literally just a reskinned ChatGPT built into the browser. I prefer the latest Gemini 3 model personally, but Copilot browser integration is convenient and the engine is reasonably competitive. They also just introduced Anthropic Claude as an copilot option for enterprise users. |
| I didn’t buy so I’ll feel sick if it went upppp |
| The taxes on it are like a stock instead of at collectibles rate (28%) |
| Play the bounce back after 6% drop. Institutions love cheap shares |
| Okay well NOW I'm glad I sold my Tesla puts 5 minutes before close |
| A I |
| AInt no way SPY is up AH with MSFT down 4% |
| Fr low volume pumping AH WTF |
| F Tesla as I spend my $1000 |
| TESSLER |
| Crazy how many people still haven't learned that after hours movement means nothing.\n\nLast NVIDIA earnings everyone was sure the market was saved and would continue to rally, the next day we saw NVIDIA fall 3% from being green, and the start of a month long pull back. |
| What did HOOD do for this pump |
| I hope you know I love you if you're holding 295 UNH calls! |
| Tech is dead, buy shiny rocks |
| Lol I forgot about the semi |
| 3%? I want 10% minimum |
| How has Apple not taken more of Microsoft's computer market share? Windows 11 is a shit show, and copilot fucking sucks |
| Congrats |
| Then don’t |
| Lol he just makes shit up forever, and the market doesn't care |
| no |
| What news .. why tf it drop so aggressively |
| Look at MU after hours. my god |
| Wonder what dumb crap spy will do tomorrow |
| Machine Jesus |
| This aged well |
| MSFT YOU BITCH GET UP HERE |
| MSFT bulls my condolences to you 💐 \n\nYou didn’t deserve to lose tonight 🥀 |
| Are my hood 105c saved.... |
| How did MSFT miss? |
| LMAOOOOOOOO 🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌 |
| Dafuq are hood and NVDA doing |
| \>> in 2026 we expect to deliver operating income that is above 2025 operating income.”\n\nMore layoffs to come I guess |
| The market is pricing in the growing resentment from the user base. If you lose a critical mass of users, MSs mote falls apart. \n\nTheir chokehold on entreprise tools is resilient tho, probably won’t go anywhere soon |
| Double beat for TSLA is it reverse day ? |
| This is a LMAO bers certified moment |
| or 999k from zero |
| A beat means the stock goes up, it's the law |
| Already up 3% from their initial drop. |
| Fuck Tesla |
| meta!!! |
| Oh my maybe it’s not fuck hood! |
| Hahaha so now if you buy TSLA you don’t just own a shitty EV company, you also own a small stake in a shitty AI company |
| my MU put scalp didnt get filled so now im holding a call and a put fuck me |
| true statement ! my employer trying to threaten me to relocate …. F that |
| yikes why is msft floundering |
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| Holding like 20k of META right now makes me like 10% less sad I was holding like 30k of UNH yesterday. |
| I did 2 lines and quarter ported into UNH and now I'm sober and all smiles! |
| everything computer 🚀 |
| Who is talking about NVDA rn |
| MySpace Tom found passed out in a local strip club. |
| #I live for this volatility |
| ZUCK is the man |
| It’s down like 2 dollars what are you guys on about |
| AMD hulking on meta cap ex 👀 |
| #BEARLIVESDONTMATTER |
| Okay. I will happily concede that the former soviet block countries are the best european countries, with some exclusions, we know who they are. \n\nThat sounds like a really awesome set up. I have been wanting to go check out Czechia for a while now. Sadly i get paid in Canadian Pesos and pay Canadian taxes, so it's tough. |
| So how exactly does SPY dump 3 dollars instantly and then literally just go right back to 0.00% and negate that entire move. What is this market, there has never been a more state managed stock market in world history. |
| 0dte SPY 750 call |
| BearHunter will be your first customer |
| Because MSFT sells product, has little competition in their core product and most of the world doesn't dislike them. |
| Why is Microsoft down for doing phenomenal? Lmaoo |
| All right look at the volume that I took to drop spine down to 692 right at the clothes and then look at the minimal fucking Mickey Mouse volume that put it back up to where it is right now something’s fishy |
| META above 50MA and it has turned upward. Buy time. |
| Hail Lord Lizardus Zuckerbergus. |
| Why Amazon got down😡😡😡😡 |
| Algos reading making instant decisions. Once it gets to a positive part, it usually reverses. Totally healthy trading, naturally. |
| "Microsoft continues to face AI capacity constraints, meaning customer demand for AI services is outpacing Microsoft’s ability to supply it, putting an artificial cap on the Windows maker’s revenue."\n\nuhm, sorry, but what the actual fuck? |
| I look away for 5 minutes and META was down like $30 and now up $25, jfc |
| And you could open your butthole for gas money |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/InitiativeGlum2507 made a bet that INTC would go to 65.0 within **1 week** when it was 54.384 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 0 wins and 2 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| META….don’t drill now. Hopefully Zucks speech keeps it over 700 |
| >TESLA: CYBERCAB, SEMI & MEGAPACK 3 ON SCHEDULE FOR 2026\n\nHERE WE GRIFT AGAIN |
| RH sent me an aleart that META was falling.. |
| #MSFT drills from $550 to $450 in 2 months in anticipation of a miss. They beat estimates. Stock still drills more. LMAO🤌 |
| TSLA can beat anything if the "analysts" lower the bar for all their earnings... |
| Yup, very good earnings. |
| Winning |
| dawg stop betting how in tf do you have 2 wins and 23 losses |
| Your mag 7 has 8. |
| mag7 is ded and manipulated - shiny rocks will always have value, no matter whatever shenanigans MMs want to pull ! |
| #USA NUMBA #1 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅 |
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| what in the fuck did we just witness |
| Raise your hand if you got cucked by theta today 🙋 |
| It's amazing how many people make a career of failing upwards. |
| Gold has industrial value. The rest = fear➗1. \n\nDo you think the fear and uncertainty gauge is going to decrease before your shorts blow up? |
| 🦎👑 |
| 295 calls on UNH wow I can smell the Benjamins |
| is MSFT cooked or does guidance mean anything? |
| xAI is losing $2B/month and their models are getting bsnned because they lack security. |
| HOOD WTF is that |
| AI finds a way 🤌 |
| Meta pls talk about oklo |
| Rip to Cvna bears 🐻 |
| I sold part of my position at 140 thinking it wouldn't go much higher. holy fuck was i wrong. |
| Lmao tesla going up |
| Welcome\nTo investing |
| You have 9 things in MAG7 my man |
| AMZN sympathy dump because of MSFT. Oh cmon |
| # BEARS ACTUALLY FUCKING THOUGHT\n\n# HOLY SHIT\n\n# ALREADY UP 100% ON TOMORROW'S CALLS |
| Going to whore myself out tonight to cover these MSFT losses |
| My guy, I’ll wire you over $600 right now.\n\nAll you have to do is send me a small holding fee of $999,405.25. |
| Msft doesnt make money from copilot, it makes money on ai infrastructure aka Azure. They have a 600 billion dollar backlog |
| MSFT will be green af by open |
| Looks like the only thing getting rugppooled is ber hopes and dreams |
| Ok MMs that was greasy |
| SELL MICROSOFT ITS ENTIRELY OVER |
| I think I'm gonna throw up |
| Just got off the phone with Zuck. He told me he heard you poor ghey bers call him a cuck, so meta decided to square up and gape bers🦅🦅 |
| Bro imagine the bers being happy and then getting fried |
| id NUT |
| Hahahahaha this is regardation squared |
| Based on MAG earnings so far, we are a long ass way from the top |
| Why amzn lol |
| MARKETS ONLY GO UP AND ITS DISGUSTING |
| 100% that trading algorithms glitched/misinterpreted the earnings. It will be back in no time from where it fell. |
| bers out here holding their dicks while the market fucks their portfolio |
| Best I can do is up 15% pre market tomorrow |
| Nvidia likes this |
| Real moves start now |
| Same, I go broke holding if nothing happens before Friday close |
| Winning!!! |
| Should I invest for retirement if my timespan is 3 days? |
| YOUR ASS IS FLAT |
| Netflix didn’t miss retard |
| HOOD has been the most disappointing stock of the past two quarters |
| IBM lowkeniunely crushing it |
| average TSLER investor dead behind the eyes as they say "WOOOOO" and buy another 100 shares on margin |
| #Microsoft could open at $0 tomorrow LMAO🤌 |
| Hood ? |
| How the fuck is that Msft move justified |
| My calls are printing! No ramen for me tonight bois! |
| Algos triggering your stop loss |
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| Retard can’t spell prophecy. Lmao |
| left and silvers is now at 105$ what does that mean |
| Why? |
| But that’s 8 stocks |
| #SPY 700 The table is set baby |
| That’s very true |
| Yeah I mean if it starts to get close with more earnings still, you may be able to close out for like 50-100k |
| I bought a while ago sub 600 |
| Really makes you wonder how they got included in the S&P |
| man.. MSFT is so hated recently, glad i didn't touch it |
| Algos having to decide between crashing spy and pumping META/TSLA right now. They might short circuit |
| Tesla joining in on the ai race , aquiring stake in XAI |
| SELL EVERYTHING MICROSOFT RELATED THEYRE DONE FOR |
| You may think I’m a dreamer. But I’m not |
| WHY THE FUCK DID I YOLO PUTS WHEN BOTH META AND MICROSOFT WAS DOWN, NOW META GIVING ME A BEND OVER |
| PUMP MSFT PLEASE GO LIKE META |
| Incestuous Rapist covers a lot of bases here, but I feel like it's missing something. |
| Meta went up i thought it sucked |
| Pretty crazy how everyone shit talked META for months like it wouldn’t recover. |
| Where are they making the most money from? Serious question. |
| U CAN'T STOP THE MUSIC |
| I miss MySpace lmao. Back when social media hadn’t seeped into every facet of life and rotted everyone’s brain. |
| Can't cuck the zuck |
| The ironic thing is hard work does not actually pay off in the corporate world |
| I knew my king zuck would save my October calls |
| could you imagine being the ivy league grad wallstreet analyst that dumped Meta share at a premium just for it to go up. Mommy and daddy gave you a job at a big firm and you can't even program your algo to hold. Pathetic |
| why amzn???\n\n \nlmao |
| You truly only live once. God speed |
| BEARS IN DISBELIEF, AGAIN 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 |
| LRCX it’s about time you caught up you beautiful bastard |
| Thanks for sharing your 5 digit insights 🤣 |
| You’re telling me msft calls don’t make sense. But tsla calls do? How does any of this shit work bro? |
| Up 10% 😂 |
| will make it #1 company if that happens tbh |
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| I mostly agree. I do believe both will bounce back, it's just at this point the only thing that frustrates me is how this money could've been in so many other things that just seem to pump for eternity lol. Sigh. Is what it is I guess |
| I have no idea how these work |
| International Banking Machine printing |
| QT roughly means higher borrowing cost (because instead of lending to you, banks, investors can just lend to the gov-ie bonds for good return). So if banks need to lend to you, they’d would ask for higher interest rates because you are more risky than the gov. \n\nRight now they are in a lose lose situation. QE, allowing easier money borrowing, more inflation, weaken the dollar. QT? The music stops and nobody can buy anything (or invest because of borrowing cost), collapse of the economy. |
| Flat by open |
| BALLLLZZZZZZZ..... If this swings your way you deserve every penny ! LOL |
| META is a fucking cash machine. |
| bro my bags in the fries put |
| ALL HAIL THE ZUCK |
| Fuck that pos stock |
| Get up there, MSFT, you nailed your shit, don’t be the MAG7 cuck! |
| why did meta dip so hard for like a second |
| MARK ZUCKERBERG IS THE LIZARD KING |
| i cant do this anymore |
| META is back..... $700+ soon? |
| #Updated MAG7 Earnings Report:\n\n#NFLX - MISSED\n\n#NVDA -\n\n#MSFT - MISSED\n\n#AMZN -\n\n#AAPL -\n\n#TSLA - BEAT\n\n#GOOG - \n\n#META - BEAT\n\n#LMAO🤌 |
| BEARS THOT lmao 🤌 |
| I’m scared for these SPY calls I’m going to be holding overnight |
| They don't sell dreams like elimosk |
| ZUCK SEND IT 800!!!!! |
| Of course it goes up 😭 |
| Apparently TSLA doesn't need to sell cars anymore. A crooked casino at least gives us buxom women to look at not Elmo's hair plugs. |
| WTF are these MSFT minute candles |
| How |
| Both of them are dollar denominated, so what you are seeing is not necessarily the movement of the physical material, but the value of dollar itself. |
| wtf was that meta dip at first |
| Yeah, I’m probably fcked, but expiration April so we’ll see. |
| Now it goes back to zero? |
| depends on how their stakes on OpenAI go |
| Lam Research says hello |
| If MSFT dissociates itself from Scam Altman, 600 easy. |
| Just because it works, doesn't mean it wasn't stupid. Now pay that shit back. |
| i knew elon's corrupt ass would bump this shit up. dude's got a trillion dollars riding on the value of the stock. fuck mars, fuck everything, his only goal is now bumping up the stock price. |
| TSLA FUCKED EVERYBODY AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN |
| 😂 |
| It's funny how Tesla pumps when it misses on revenue, but other companies get the 'ShRiNkInG rEvEnUe' hit pieces |
| IBM 😳 |
| Need Zuck to send this thing to 750 |
| Same same |
| Yeah everyone discussing meta, Tesla, and Microsoft meanwhile I’m just rubbing my hands together while looking at gold calls I bought Monday lol |
| SPY 700 wen |
| Wait wtf happened to now. We were up and now we’re down |
| meta bulls u win.... FUCKKKK |
| That's like unusually weak for Tesla, I was expecting like a completely regarded 10% pump lol. |
| King GOOG +10% next week EZ |
| $META doing the ole switcharoo 🎭 |
| 26 Billion in share buybacks this quarter |
| Just bought Microsoft and Meta AH on the dip, loving life right now haha |
| Fuck amzn and fuck hood |
| TSLA OPENING AT 469.20 AS THE PROFICY HAS FORETOLD |
| good thing i bought more shares before market close |
| Been bag holding since October! |
| Ehh, it was pure gambling play no biggie |
| My META calls in the money and MSFT calls ded so break even |
| What is this after hours chart big drop imediatly at close and then straight up? |
| META above $700 by EOW. Let’s go |
| I bought the dip, buuut I am dumb |
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| MARA Short Squeeze |
| Peak should be around $200, $220 tops. |
| It’s so hard to predict the market I can’t do this anymore |
| What are we doing lol |
| That means the stock will go to 888 |
| metah… ya had ma weak mahn 🇯🇲 😂 |
| What dont you get? |
| Wtf is going on with NOW, one second it’s up 8%, the next it’s down 8% |
| If I had money I’d be buying MSFT |
| #But have you seen the commercials |
| How did Meta go from -6% to +4%. \n\nShare buyback or something? |
| He’s slow lol |
| There’s absolutely nothing they could do wrong as long as Elmo is in charge. Like, he could be the only employee and all production could cease and his cult would continue to buy. |
| Bout fucking time |
| SPX 7050 tomorrow? |
| LOL, seriously |
| I sold my META calls far too early 🙁 |
| Bers still use MySpace LMAO 🤌 |
| MSFT lmaoooooooo |
| LIZARD JOO PULLS THRUUUU 🙏🦎🚀🚀 |
| Meta trend ❎silver trend ✅ |
| Exactly, the market didn’t seem to care about their suspicious accounting activity. Maybe that has changed. |
| The swings you can get in on SPY options from 4:00 to 4:15 on a day like today are mind blowing. |
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| I have no skin in the game but dam insane fakeout from meta |
| meh just institutions hunting stops on the shorts to get exit liquidity |
| is this enough or V crushed ? |
| Going to 640 tmrw |
| I still got spy puts. Idk we'll see tomorrow if I wasted $280 |
| Thanks WSB for your DD ASTS and RKLB |
| I saw MSFT -7%, looked at the earnings, and was like... WHAT? |
| Every Q I read Meta's earnings and am absolutely dumbfounded at how insane their advertising revenue is. 58 Billion dollars in 3 months and half of that is pure profit. This company can afford to fail a bet on VR 5 times over. |
| LOL NOW FUCK YOU |
| MSFT was going down 5% so META and TSLA had to go up 5% or else SPY price might change. Simple stuff |
| My SPY calls are safe, as per usual LOL |
| Cvna was $280 like 2 months ago. Will be back there very soon |
| What happened to AMZN |
| Yeah man. They sold 7 cars, not 6 like all the regards were crying about. |
| gold on its way to 500 |
| I appreciate how quickly you're able to flip ur script. Its truly impressive |
| My condolences |
| I feel it. Regards still ignoring the memory crunch. Think we haven't seen fomo yet. |
| Lending Club -> Drilling Club |
| All I see is bers in heavy pain for betting against the SPY |
| the headline for MSFT on hood is so funny "Microsoft Q2 earnings and revenue beat, but the stock falls". like no one knows why they fell hahah |
| If trading was that easy we'd all be millionaires. "Oh look world is fucked better buy gold"\n\n \nThis price action is extremely manipulated but rn all the big actors are making a lot of money by pulling in retail. The question is when will the first one blink. |
| Welp, looks like my “this is a good spot for Tesla puts” vibes were way off, again. \n\nAlas |
| Cmon Microsoft help spy get to +1% |
| Cuz I brought it |
| Aye they didn’t kill the run good job retards |
| and IBM... |
| How can she V? |
| Tesla when they make 50 cents earnings per share: EY YOO LETS GOOO +3% \nMicrosoft when they make x10 earnings per share with almost share price as Tesla: -4%\n\n??? |
| How stupid are you? |
| Why did meta dip all first |
| Q's are green LOL |
| Annual revenue declines YoY\n\nPE 287\n\nStock up 4%\n\nChecks out |
| #Ban Bet Won\n---\n\n/u/FOMO_Gains made a bet that META would go to 700.0 within **5 days** when it was 664.38 and it did, congrats you fuckin nerd.\n\nTheir record is now 2 wins and 3 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| QQQ $636 inshallah |
| We’re going through a once in a lifetime restructuring. I’m starting to think 10k gold is not out of the question. 30% of my portfolio is now gold mining stocks |
| tf was that dip at 4:00-4:03 |
| Can't read a 10k faster than a robot |
| yeah somethings going to happen soon, gold is too crazy |
| Flat by open, no news |
| If MSFT recovers SPY 700 tomorrow |
| I'm not so sure about that anymore. MSFT has been my safest no brainer pick all my life, but many European goverments are seriously searching for ways now to get rid of Microsoft. They're seriously fearing that US/Microsoft could blackmail them one day because the dependency is too extreme. Surely MSFT isn't getting any competitition any time soon, but those signals tell a lot and I wouldn't be surprised if things could turn around badly for MSFT somewhere within the next 5-10 years. |
| #Ban Bet Won\n---\n\n/u/Ssjalexgd4 made a bet that META would go to 700.0 within **5 days** when it was 663.25 and it did, congrats autist.\n\nTheir record is now 1 wins and 0 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| ZSL fist deep in my rectum. |
| ITS GONE ITS ALLL GONE |
| MY META CALLS ARE FINALLY PRINTING BLESS ZUCK |
| Bessent gives me the fucking creeps |
| Why MSFT down? |
| Y’all got Zucked |
| Thanks JPow! |
| #Ban Bet Won\n---\n\n/u/MilleniumEye made a bet that META would go to 700.0 within **1 week** when it was 664.82 and it did, congrats gigabrain.\n\nTheir record is now 2 wins and 3 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| How is spy going up wtf man |
| thank you for enlightening me with this |
| RemindMe! 3 months |
| #BEARHUNTER WAS WRONG JUST AS I PREDICTED LMAO 🤌 |
| Will it hold??? |
| LMAO that's some next level timing |
| Meta is a fucking cash printing machine Jesus |
| #BERS IN BRAMBLES |
| Tesla not gonna pump dude, it’s all algos |
| Everyone over the age of 40, I don’t know why |
| #Ban Bet Won\n---\n\n/u/SuurRae made a bet that META would go to 700.0 within **1 week** when it was 646.52 and it did, congrats you fuckin nerd.\n\nTheir record is now 2 wins and 1 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| Genuinely think the mag7 takes turns with the ER pump lol. It's time for an NVDA pump next |
| Smashing the buy button on MSFT tomorrow |
| META $700!! |
| Stock market rule 1 - \nDon't go against the Zuck. |
| Hey an actual store of value. Crazy |
| That was a crazy bounce back by Meta |
| Red by open regard |
| #Ban Bet Won\n---\n\n/u/No-Comment9393 made a bet that META would go to 700.0 within **1 week** when it was 629.85 and it did, congrats autist.\n\nTheir record is now 1 wins and 1 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| My 100k in meta calls are gonna print |
| LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO |
| Gonna need msft to learn from meta and go to andromeda |
| Zuckerberg 🫡 |
| lol |
| Meta calls in the money baby 😎 |
| #Ban Bet Won\n---\n\n/u/Green_Conclusion5792 made a bet that META would go to 700.0 within **1 hour** when it was 668.85 and it did, congrats autist.\n\nTheir record is now 2 wins and 23 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| #META went from -5% to +5% just as I predicted LMAO🤌 |
| Is Msft a good buy? I read it beat estimates? Seems a bit excessive |
| You talking about Jerome Powell or did you name your dick Jerome? |
| duh |