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| yes. after a -3% gap down |
| Remarkable what a retard we have running our shit. |
| There's nothing better than Japanese whiskey and a nice cigar to end the week! |
| Ultimate example of revenge trading in real time |
| My portfolio is 40 years old and Trump fucked mine too so what do you call that? |
| #They can't draft me because I'm Canadian LMAO🤌 |
| I blame the nobel peace prize committee for not giving him the award |
| Typical weekend barnight, 7 drinks deep and you start holding beer hall speeches |
| i won’t get either 😞 |
| !banbet |
| So this should piss trump off enough to invade Cuba |
| Disagree.\n\nhttps://www.forbes.com/sites/georgecalhoun/2024/02/05/the-verdict-on-the-2021-2023-inflation--transitory-on-all-counts/ |
| So its the same as your investing account just faster ? But how ? |
| Like Manhattan is a little tiny island off the coast of America |
| You can put a piston in a tailpipe also |
| Who instigated? |
| UUUU minus 12.35%\nCCJ minus 7.28%\nMP *only* minus 1.48%\nCongrats on the LYSDY up 22.87% and LYC.AX up 29.62%\n\nWhat was your biggest position again? |
| Obvi |
| Just open spy at 400. Problem solved in 1 min. |
| 95,000 better if you’re fully regarded |
| how much do people actually make doing this? percent wise? |
| You guys know you can buy super ITM 0dtes on SPX and make 100 dollars per dollar of movement right? Just pick the right direction obvi. |
| So I comment remarking on how wild the low of last year was and you are taking all this time out of your day to make some kind strange point. Screams desperate for attention, best of luck poor! |
| it's AN oil terminal but I guess people are confused about what you do after you occupy it. Still effectively 0 ships transiting the strait. |
| Great battlefield 3 map I see we have some connoisseurs amongst us |
| fighting the urge not to get drunk and talk about the jews |
| Europe biggest contributor to Ukraine\nUSA has already had its hat out to Europe for Netanyahus war with Israel\n\nUSA plays a big man but anytime anything goes down they reach out like a beggar |
| so much hate when you're ballin. Good job, guy! Oh.....just tell us what you did lol |
| Just buy a bunch of OTM call options. |
| https://preview.redd.it/c7lnv4c62wog1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d50f0093dc504b6a136667d70863eb21e0efd734 |
| 🎶 Don't fret precious I'm here\nStep away from the window\nAnd go back to sleep 🎶 |
| unwinding by watching a documentary about The Night of the Long Knives like a boomer smh |
| Fun fact wouldn’t have lost the money today if you lost it yesterday.\n\nFollow me for great financial advice |
| 4% in 2 weeks?.. you got off easy my friend |
| Well, he's a pretty decent protagonist in one of the few jrpg series that hasn't gotten a remaster and it's a shame that ATL series just died overnight despite a 50% absolute banger rate. \n\noh wait you mean the island. uh yeah, Iran uses it to ship oil and do some military stuff, and Mango would like them to stop doing that. |
| Let hood drill |
| Sure. |
| Gotta respect it, unfortunately |
| how ironic, crude oil futes paying for my gas rn |
| ALRIGHT LISTEN UP NERDS. Men and women have different parts, and those parts fit together like a piston and a cylinder. Just give the motor a minute to warm up. If you gun it, you’re gonna blow a gasket, seize up, and you’re looking at minimum a grand for a new engine block. That’s sex. |
| Yikes the bottom is in guys. |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/Nearby-Store-4496 made a bet that USO would go to 123.9909 within **5 days** when it was 112.719 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 0 wins and 1 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| The island has a ton of oil shipping infrastructure, and a runway. |
| \*for the weekend |
| Guys i just wanted to tell you the amount of bullshit and shittalk thats hapening here is amazing i just love it |
| They stay winning with fat orange in charge. |
| Kharg is an island terminal where 100% of Iranian oil is exported |
| At this point we might as well just wrap up the military spending. Hundreds of billions dumped per year and the most we've accomplished is subsidizing Europe. |
| Janine Pirro. I mean what in the fuck. |
| haha congrats. I don't know how u do it, felt like I was about to have a heart attack LOL. it was very fun tho... |
| Simply put the previous CFO messed up badly. Undeniable but margins and revenue scaling fast. They want to give good excited guidance but want to make 100 percent sure they can hit that guidance. Also lung cancer data and approval coming. If it wasn't for massive margin and revenue jump I would be worried. |
| Allen! WE ARE SOOOOO FUCKED |
| Iran may let some ships through if they purchase oil in "yuan".\n\nChina is definitely the winner in this conflict. And they didn't have to do a single thing lol. |
| Kharg is basically the big oil transit hub in the region no? |
| Anyone know what’s up with the MSFT stock acquiring by board members, but only for like 1 or 2 stocks each? |
| K-diddy gonna cut rates |
| Better Vietnam than ww3\n\nLet the instigator take the casualties |
| "They did alot of shooting, and they did a lot of blasting."- 🥭 |
| Kharg is the most important island, oil terminal, deals with about 90 % of Irans raw oil export |
| I’m down $40k all time trading options. I went all in with my last 2k on puts for Monday. Betting some crazy bad shit goes down over the weekend. -7% Monday open pls. |
| https://preview.redd.it/lbsfecbs1wog1.png?width=1408&format=png&auto=webp&s=add171a090ee267a1015f6a13cd4ca9842670e5f |
| priced in |
| Wow. \n\nWhy are you trying to do this RIGHT NOW? \n\nJust wait or buy shares atm. |
| Ehhh China just purged tf out of their military, and their goal for *readiness* was 2027. Idk if they make a move just because of Iran. |
| Bullish on Rudyard Kipling |
| Gen Z is either getting WW3 or it’s Vietnam. Both are bad |
| The only thing that movie got wrong was that the president, despite being highly regarded like everyone else, still genuinely wanted to do the right thing and improve the world if he could |
| A month left\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/q7birann1wog1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=52c81474435a34358c20db85ddb08abba54efca0 |
| Hormuz would remain shut. And the petrodollars will not flow into USA and AI. The bases in the middle east will be closed (they are already a pile of ash) as the US cant defend the arab states. Israel will not lay down their weapons, and things will keep escalating. Iran will not lay down their weapons. They have already won. All they have to do is stay somewhat alive,and wait out the economic downturn in the west. |
| 12 years ago? |
| US is talking about occupying a little tiny island named Kharg off the coast of Kuwait, and it's not entirely clear why. |
| We're foot—slog—slog—slog—sloggin' over Africa\nFoot—foot—foot—foot—sloggin' over Africa --\n(Boots—boots—boots—boots—movin' up and down again!)\nThere's no discharge in the war!\n\n🥾 🥾 🥾 |
| tesla never dies.. sadly, someone they gonna send out starlink, and tesla will pump from it |
| If that did happen, i would probably have a 50 bagger Monday |
| Broooo what happened to you? Please update |
| they have no cost discipline, just burn cash. their treatment works but i don't see how they could ever meaningfully scale such a complex process. what really irked me is when they refused to give guidance during a period of time. |
| Too soon to call but hopefully |
| There hasn’t even been a prayer thread yet you bunch of pansies |
| Fascinating, truly fascinating. \n\nUsually people figure that one out like, 1-2 pages of comments in. |
| as for lower rates, he's regarded. for all the jpow regret, warsh will be more of the same, basically jpow 2.0. kinda surprising he didn't learn his lesson and pick a straight up loyalist like judy shelton. |
| iphones don’t run on gasoline they use batteries dumbass |
| You still won’t get laid |
| I am sorry. I bought Spx puts today and made 250%. Bought them early though and held til settlement. |
| I don't think it has to do with our oil exports, so much as it has to do with the "petrodollar" and all of the commerce that takes place in USD when oil prices go crazy\n\nCons were telling me just \_last month\_ that Trump was weakening the USD on purpose because of our debt, if that's the case... what's his plan here? makes no sense |
| I agree |
| Look at your plebs missing LWLG massive breakout |
| ah so that’s why all the fat incels voted for him |
| thank you for your service |
| "Do you guys needs anymore money for the war?"\n\n"Nope! We're done here" |
| Can somebody explain to me why everyone is talking about Kharg? |
| NKE back to April lows LOL |
| Yes, they were |
| Half joking. Sitting on sidelines with plenty cash. |
| 2.3%+ and that’s being modest |
| I won my middle school stock market contest by just betting on a penny stock and pulling the money out halfway through when the price doubled. |
| #After the military draft those of us who stay behind will get all jobs and women LMAO🤌 |
| sorry i don’t have a high enough iq to tell if you’re kidding or not |
| China is going to invade Taiwan this weekend — 700 Monday |
| I hear ringing in my head, I'm sure it's nothing |
| Nah breh next admin gonna pull the fugg out ASAP. |
| Sounds like you got a future degen on your hands |
| Thank you.\n\nNo explosions in the strait, let them turtles copulate!\n\nI’m basically Eminem at this point?? |
| It was this or 10x the amount of mystery daycare centers, which would spread nationwide |
| Salty because you can't afford a house brokie? Well guess what, in a recession you are about to be even more broke so you better hope the economy stays stable. Those with paid off houses at least have a floor where we won't be homeless. Try living in your stocks 🫵😂 |
| if you donate enough to politicians you can sign up an entire country |
| 😏 |
| You got invited to Hegseth's secret DoD chat too? |
| Monday pump? As usual? +0.9%? |
| Something's gonna put oil back up to $120 this weekend. I can feel it in my boner. |
| Inverse the inversed inverse |
| Same\n\nWhat’s your total tho? So we know % lost |
| Diddy gets released soon |
| wow |
| Lol |
| I don’t hear the music. |
| So calls? |
| He will just say we're all lucky that we can buy stocks at a discount thanks to him |
| It's going to have to be done again, but this time with tax rates. |
| I like the rhymes |
| 😮 |
| Powell’s 14-year term as governor stretches to Jan. 31, 2028 |
| Remember, if shit *actually* hits the fan, the most overpriced garbage will die the quickest.\n\nPositions: \n$PLTR 130 puts Apr 17th exp, \n$TSLA 350 puts Apr 17th exp, \n$CVNA 250 puts May 16th exp. |
| No problem, appreciate your input - one day you'll learn how credit spreads actually work =) |
| why does that really look like him tho |
| That doesn’t work for times like these. But have fun saying goodbye to your money |
| This Mickey Mouse banbet is allowed? |
| Lmao what the us get involved in Iran for the next 20 years just like Afghanistan |
| Kinda like the night you were made. Mom should of just pegged your dad |
| So where is amphibious landing gonna happen whormoos |
| I don't like winning so much \n\n\nNo no too much winning sir\n\n\n\n\nI want to win but not that much sir\n\n\nLMFAO |
| Eggs are cheaper overseas |
| bro just enjoy your bear market don’t be a retard |
| Lol |
| Telegram source |
| One the strait of Hormuz is reopened we will have a pool party with refreshments and snacks. Cash bar. |
| And then suddenly massive QE starts and stocks are up 30% YoY. In the last dip the president of the US literally started telling people to buy stocks and that he’d do whatever to make them go up. |
| 🥭: "We demand total and unconditional surrender"\n\nIran: "Best we can do is have you suck Deez nutz" |
| Girls ftw!! |
| You guys are eating ? |
| Bahrain attacked Iran for the first time this war |
| turns out HOOD only tracks crapto when they're going down 🤡 |
| I hope I’m wrong but this conflict seems to be just getting started. Ain’t gonna be a couple of weeks. |
| Is this antstreetbets now.. |
| This is so retarded it might be genius |
| Hmmm... why do we need so much oil if the production of plastic straws SHOULD BE declining... this all smells fishy to me. |
| as a permabear, now that wsb is almost entirely bearish it's time to buy calls. fuck these kids out here |
| Classic buy high sell low....there is a third option...hodl |
| Time sure does fly. It's been over a month since the Dow was over 50,000. |
| shut up |
| Next Wednesday they gonna declare victory and move on like nothing happened |
| Ah yes TACO while sending marines and an amphibious carrier to the middle East. I think they realized I ran ain't making no deal and they're going to have to take strategic points by force |
| No Taco option anymore. Not his choice |
| All escorts are busy tonight working. Friday nights are the most profitable |
| Welcome to The 🅱️eekend |
| Call gas stations ask them to bring prices down |
| Were the eggs cheap? |
| Can someone flip the market chart? |
| 🥭 when he finds out countries can’t declare bankruptcy \n\n 👁️👃👁️\n \n 🫦 |
| His position is no different than a guy with 200k betting and losing 70k on 0dtes then buying Sofi share with the rest |
| I see his majesty in the background |
| 30 years worth of capital loss carryover though here with stock gambling |
| He can’t taco he’s already tried. Iran won’t just be like ok you can pass thru the strait now bro |
| See you Monday |
| Are you joining |
| ….so 90 days? And even within those 90 days there were multiple days we have to exclude as qualifiers? What? |
| Calls or puts |
| when do u host the wildest parties? asking for a fren |
| https://preview.redd.it/46i0fpgm0wog1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=863e5873fb4079e18f2459c48611adf7c733247d\n\n |
| I’m done trading options |
| > decided to more financially responsible\n\nIs your contention that **spending less on shit you do not need** is not being more financially responsible?\n\n> All I said was saving boosts economic growth in long run. This is obviously true\n\nUnder perfect ideal conditions of a capitalist system, sure, but if you could read/follow a simple thread I am clearly laying out the simplest of hypotheticals that is backed up by the events of the covid pandemic, that would entirely disrupt your ideal conditions. Get checked for brain damage mate because I truly don't know how anyone even on this sub could be so gd dumb. |
| Expectation: cheap eggs\n\nReality: drafted |
| Bro I shit you not I put on the DangerDoom album for the first time in forever this week 😂 |
| family of elephants moved in upstairs its so joever for me |
| Mods please pin this comment |
| 😩 |
| I dunno what he was doing, but something more important obviously |
| how can he taco? it’s literally not his decision |
| There's so much insanity each day that I forgot all about that. |
| Where all the loss porn bols? Cmon, don’t be shy. |
| #r/WALLSTREETBETS WORD OF THE DAY\n\n**ARMISTICE**\n\nu/31andnotdone says shit like who’s **armistice** inside me anyways |
| I do not like how u mentioned SPX yesterday, and then I decided to play it for fun today, and then I lost like $300 after blinking |
| My name is Kharg \n\nWelcome to my island \n\nNo pedophiles just oil |
| Maybe |
| Not in this economy bro. Take a break until the war settles. Everything is way too volatile. |
| Nah he fucked up, it’s hard to back out of this. I’m gonna guess the top brass is reaming him out daily about his fuck up. |
| MF DOOM |
| Does anyone know how that cryptocurrency that Eric Adams made to fight antisemitism is doing? Has there been any progress? |
| dude its friday evening |
| yeah |
| It was just a joke dude. Pres said the war ends when he feels it in his bones |
| Is her boyfriends busy today trading after hours? |
| Damn more than 4k loss |
| Sometimes I daydream about being the person that sold me my call options |
| unfortunately its not up to him\n\nthe people running the country don't want stability. conversely, they are actively working to destabilize the U.S. as much as possible. |
| I think you'll see dip buying continue until the costs truly start fucking businesses over. Slow bleed down. |
| https://preview.redd.it/tn78ixm80wog1.jpeg?width=316&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b5d378822b63726f813d5ee4e9fc223dcfd9e9bb\n\n |
| Suspect metals have a ways down while oil is up and then look for a sharp reversal as dollar debasement commences. Metals, semis, and REs will be required at scale to rebuild all of the squandered hardware and munitions. Commodities will heat up again. Personally, I hedged my SLV position substantially and will sell that off if we crash. Sold off nearly all of my REs and miners before the war. Still holding some SPPP & GLD. Gonna buy back my RIO at 75 or so. |
| If I had $385k of my own picks trading options in 2025 I’d end up with -$385k and a 695 page 1099. I’d rather have gone with these picks. |
| No risk no bankruptcy. |
| 🐢🐢🐢🐢👉🏻👌🏻\n\nLet the turtles mate, ceasefire in the strait 💪🏻✊🏻✊🏻 |
| Call or puts |
| Yeah it's GG basically. 🥭 and his gang of sycophant dicklickers aren't going to be able to lie their way out of this one. |
| Why is everyone so against CFDs? The OP is a regard for sure, but I manage to trade them pretty well on fx pairs and indexes |
| For your balls |
| It is incredibly difficult to dissipate heat in space. |
| if It go up, it can go down |
| And then God said on the 11th day the red shall turn to green |
| $MU saving my portfolio ngl |
| He has the strategic edge, but not the tactical edge. That's why he'll drag this out. |
| Right |
| To be fair we're fighting for their oil when we should be using only renewables |
| ##KHARG Island sounds like something the Klingons would be upset about. |
| spy is mooning |
| What goes down can go down more |
| TACO Monday or Tuesday if oil skyrockets? |
| I HATE THAT FUCKING SHIT BRO, like making my drink nasty af |
| I mean he is going to try to bring oil down this weekend that is for sure but what will even stick I can't think of anything... |
| Read that as "Dodging my taxes" |
| Tomorrow |
| Is that a Wu-Tang line? |
| America can win militarily, but as far as global strategy, we come out of this as a corpse to mock. |
| Maybe same play as today. There are tons of regards buying 0dte calls on the dip giving mm free money. It’s a puts on ever pop. I’m not touching calls until we break this range. |
| Very low |
| Without evidence, you cannot bring a case. This is common knowledge; you do not need a law degree. |
| Rich parents or some really lucky plays that they attribute to 200 IQ |
| Can't a simple stinger take one down? |
| i dont think so either |
| Did anyone tell Iran we switched to paper straws? The mines are very counter productive to our efforts |
| for sure, wanna buy some of my puts? |
| > Happens under capitalism \n\n> No no, thats not capitalism, that is communism \n\nHit yourself on the head today regard? |
| Buy the dip |
| Good |
| I got a 2019 CRV and looked at both the standard and hybrid options. The "improvement" to fuel economy was abysmal and tacked on several thousand dollars onto the sales price of the car, so I went with the standard, despite actually wanting a hybrid. Blew my mind just how lackluster it was. (I'm still extremely happy with my CRV though.) |
| Bought my first 2 puts and lost $100. Bought my first call credit spread and lost $30. I've clearly got a knack for this options thing. |
| they are leaving my account |
| IBIT is the spot price etf, the purpose being so that the banks can claim it as collateral if I want a home, plus it's marginable unlike raw bitcoin lol. You laugh now, but it'll probably bottom October-December and then face melting gains through 2029 |
| Oil goes up -> usd goes up. We are the world’s largest exporter of oil. \n“bUt the MiDLe EasT has soMUCh Oil” in the 50’s we established most of the oil drilling and refining in Saudi Arabia, whom we pay handsomely. So, yes Americans will have to pay more at the pump in United States, but the government actually benefits financially from this as well as strengthens the dollar. That’s my ELI5 |
| ew |
| 🅱️arket 🅱️anipulation |
| i popped my spx puts cherry this month and it’s been serving me really well |
| The only person I'm shilliing for is the 80 year old that appointed powell. |
| Internal power struggle still going on |
| Fuck your puts |
| Def |
| Is there a single cogent case from the tards, for not seeing multiple lock limit downs and circuit breaker next week? |
| Its in the genes 🧬 |
| Have fun not understanding basic stock market & losing money 🤣 |
| I keep losing the remote, over and over. Can Elon just implant one in my brain? |
| smoking goldfish food flakes out of a Barbie shoe 👠🐟🔥 |
| Ai in space is unstoppable and not vulnerable to civil unrest when the robots make everyone their bitch. |
| I believe the Shahed actually has an initial rocket assist, but there isn't anything outside of the truck launch like you said as far as durable launchers. The time this becomes a forever war is when the US/Western military industrial base actually accepts advice from Ukrainian counter drone experts and puts out cheap drone interceptors. |
| I’m 40% dolomite |
| Doing my taxes right now frantically trying to see how much refund I can get LMAO\n\nI'm so fucked....... one port with 98K loss omfg |
| Yeah, I want to copy this lil gambler |
| This might be one of the most cringe things I’ve ever read. Guys, conducting massive all time Quantitative Easing is Capitaism. I actually can’t think of anything that is less capitalist than that. That’s legit the exact opposite of capitalism you dumbass lol |
| These boots are made for walking 🥾 🥾 \n\nAaaand that’s just what they’ll do 👢 👢 \n\n🩸 🩸 🩸 |
| It’s above 70? |
| For real, given his post history he would be way up |
| That it took you 12 months to figure that out says a lot more about you than us |
| Bought 1 dte’s calls. Sold at a profit hours after open….. that’s how option wheels work….you even made the point we weren’t talking about long term holdings merely how they would trade that day. This isn’t some gotcha more or less an admittance you weren’t following your own conversation and your own logic. |
| Hi boots on the ground wen? |
| Laying on my couch watching my 75” tv and on Reddit |
| Doing my taxes right now frantically trying to see how much refund I can get LMAO |
| I get the sense the dude who has had multiple members of his immediate family blown up, *in addition to being disfigured* may not be finished smacking the US economy around. |
| Test\n\nIcles |
| Relief pump Monday at open then flush, no way they let it go down this easy \n\n!banbet SPY 656 4d |
| #TLDR\n\n ---\n\n Ticker: NBIS\n\n Direction: Up\n\n Prognosis: Accumulate shares and hold for the Physical AI endgame\n \n Catalyst: Nebius is executing the exact playbook that made Yandex the "Google of Russia". They are using massive hyperscaler contracts (Microsoft, Meta) to fund their infrastructure, winning over AI startups with seamless scaling, and partnering with enterprise distributors to cross the chasm into the mainstream market. \n \n The Real Endgame: Nebius is positioning itself to be the default "picks-and-shovels" compute layer for the impending 1.3 billion+ Physical AI and robotics market. \n \n Secret Weapon: Avride. Nebius owns 83% of this robotaxi/delivery bot company, acting as a real-world, revenue-generating proof-of-concept that their cloud infrastructure can handle the insane compute demands of the physical world. |
| Well, max I can give you for it is $3 |
| I thought Trump stopped them from having nukes earlier last year and anyone who says otherwise is fake news? |
| Hi 👋 |
| Here, I am giving you free DD because I am nice.\nhttps://www.idnfinancials.com/news/61157/india-is-the-worlds-largest-holder-of-gold-why-is-that |
| Rick James coherence |
| I pity the fools still out there writing emails |
| Mos |
| Al Queda, and Bin Laden, were our targets in Afghanistan. The Taliban will think long and hard before letting another terrorist group train on their soil because they know we'll be back. |
| you also have no flair and are poor 😔 |
| 11k on the 0.33 delta? Expiring 1 week? In war times? Oh boy 🤠good luck man |
| Tried to play a V today it never happened. Got fucked. Last hope are AAPL $305 Calls for July. |
| way ahead of you. oh wait I thought you said "raw men" |
| I'll wait for UKMTO.\nI saw some video on twitter claiming to be from an Iraqi soldier. But no reliable news sources |
| what were his positions? |
| Running of the bulls goes straight to the strait. |
| Yard work, sopranos couch rotting, meal prep on Sunday 🤌🏻 |
| I highly recommend adding short- and medium-term puts to your gambling toolkit.\n\nIt's not 2025 anymore. The play isn't just automatically buy calls and win for free. |
| You can't mock authoritarians! \n\nFear is all they have, it's so cruel of you not to give it to them...\n |
| Some "Micro DD"\n\nBut made me lol and sounds pretty solid. In at $88.27. |
| How much money does this guy have to just throw at the market? He posted the same stocks just 2 days ago, down maybe 3k now he's down 10k |
| Seriously, can we do that? |
| 👢👢👢👢👢👢👢👢👢👢👢👢👢🥾🥾🥾👢👢👢👢 🥾 🥾 🥾 🥾 🥾 🥾 🥾 🥾 🥾 🥾 🥾 🥾 🥾 🥾 🥾 🥾 🥾 🥾 🥾 👢👢👢👢👢👢👢👢👢👢👢👢👢👢👢👢 on the ground wen |
| Cash gang eating popcorn |
| As I said in my original comment, getting lean definitely helps but it won't dramatically alter facial harmony. |
| You’re humiliating yourself, you’re awkwardly shilling for an 80 year old guy that fucked over millions of under 30s for his own subjective game. Absolutely no one said rates should be 0% in 2021-22. If you did then you’re so stupid you’re not even worth responding to. If you didn’t, then you agree Powell totally failed. |
| my son won a stock market challenge in his civics & econ class and a $50 prize\n\n\nHe didnt ask me for any advice, I guess he knew better. |
| That’s just capitalism, jerome or anyone else would’ve done it. The people who don’t own assets always get fked |
| Is there a single bull case for next week? Would love to hear one that isn’t complete hopium. |
| Tell her to buy her own damn macha |
| I’ve actively commented on this sub for 12 months and concluded you guys are retarded |
| It's not good enough, plain and simple. |
| 🫠 |
| USD turning into 🌽 |
| Press charges for non crimes? Dafuq? |
| Imagine SPY opening $695 Monday morning 🤣 |
| good luck on Kharg Island |
| I need a mortar and pestle |
| This has been me at least five times in Barcelona, Paris, and other places. Bc I good at make money but bad at keep money. |
| This is the way!! |
| War will put spy in the 500s for sure. Ain’t much to do about it really.. What’s your take on exactly how low we will go if this lasts the whole year? |
| I'd have to dig through the data, but I would imagine that retail buyers of gold are no longer moving the spot price by much. It's mainly large firms and central banks that are dictating the spot price and further influencing it with futures contracts. |
| Listen, I’m still a ber, but this oil issue in particular i don’t think will be a long-term thing. If you look at long-term oil contracts, smart money is still betting on the price stabilizing. |
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| Yeah - I thought it was down too much in short amount of time and the price was too attractive. If I had gotten shares assigned then I would have done CCs on them. Win win |
| Told the kids don’t ask me for money until the strait of Hormuz opens |
| Oh that's insane! I can't believe they let you access CFDs. Those are nuclear financial bombs! |
| DPA announced!!! |
| Thomas Jefflation |
| Nikocado ate them |
| The schizophrenia is so strong |
| Can still buy $SOC after hours, going to squeeze way more Monday |
| I just sold off 80% of my portfolio. Let's see who's right! |
| It’s over |
| what's happening with the dollar? |
| to get out of a war you have to enchirito |
| Bols jinxed everything oh snp is at all time highs \n\n\nOooh snp is all time highs\n\n\n\n\nOooh snp is at all time highs\n\n\n\n\n\n\nOh wow snp is at all time highs still\n\n\n\n\nMs Market hold my beer |
| lol he’s sending troops to the ~~meat grinder~~ Middle East.\n\nMoron |
| This voice actress who plays Grace in RE: Requiem is a pretty god damn incredible voice actress |
| He was slow and didn’t go far enough. 3% inflation and they’re cutting rates |
| Looking through your list and thinking:\n\n"Garbage stock. Overvalued bullshit. Speculative and shitty. Boomer Garbage. Garbage. Speculative and shitty. Speculative and shitty. Boomer Garbage." |
| Try educating yourself. Jerome Powell fucked over millions of people in 2020-2022 and lied saying inflation was transitory while conducting massive MBS buy backs when homs were 7-10x median salary. While he’s worth 100 million +, he’s a disgusting loser. |
| Total bol genocide this past week/month/6months. |
| It’s a slow drip down. |
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| The US and Israel keep announcing that they're destroying Iran's missile launchers, but the Shahed drone doesn't use a launcher. It just takes off with its own internal prop engine from the back of regular commercial trucks. \n\nhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HESA_Shahed_136#Deployment\n\nThis thing is the most battle tested piece of modern military gear in the world right now. It's the main weapon Russia has used to devastate Ukraine. It costs Iran $20,000 to launch one, and it costs the US $4 million to shoot one down. Iran launches them in swarms. 90% are shot down, but 10% get through. So if Iran launches 10 of them, it costs them $200,000. It costs the US $36 million for Israel, Saudi Arabia, the UAE, etc. to shoot them down, and one still gets through. \n\nhttps://www.nbcnews.com/tech/tech-news/shahed-drones-iran-us-war-ukraine-russia-rcna261285\n\nIsrael estimated that Iran has a stockpile of 80,000 drones and can produce 10,000 more per month. Even if the US and Israel can somehow destroy all the drone factories, that's still a ton of drones ready to be deployed. Especially because the US's interceptor stockpiles were already nearly depleted *before* the Iran War even started. Ukraine has been using them for years to defend against the Shahed drones launched by Russia. The US can produce just 600 interceptors per year and is hoping to get that up to 2000 per year. The US has some hard choices to make because those few interceptors are supposed to protect Israel, Ukraine, Bahrain, Jordan, Kuwait, Qatar, Saudi Arabia, Turkey, the United Arab Emirates, Azerbaijan, Kurdistan, and Oman. And of course, they're supposed to protect the US homeland itself. \n\nhttps://www.realcleardefense.com/articles/2026/01/30/us_interceptors_are_depleted_making_iran_decision_difficult_1161881.html\n\nI don't think it's possible for the US to win this war. I don't think Iran is going to accept a ceasefire or anything less than an outright surrender. I also think that once Iran depletes the rest of the US's stockpile, it becomes increasingly easy for Russia to take Ukraine, China to take Taiwan, North Korea to take South Korea, etc. The US has the most powerful military in the world, but it's exhausted and has been spread extremely thin. This is really bad, and I don't it's possible to unscrew the pooch. |
| https://preview.redd.it/uh2rlowyyvog1.jpeg?width=4284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=72667c183745687c1db38b911184aecd2bb4bdd1 |
| And uh...who put them in charge? Do you even know? |
| If there is a tiny hint of good news spy is going to fucking fly. I’m the biggest bear there is but the short covering will violently send it. |
| I’m still a permabol but my faith is being tested and I’ve just never been a fan of kissing other dudes like bers |
| Please update us OP. |
| I have a $2 bill. I was told its value is going to the moon |
| Watching the snow fall, gonna hit the craps table in a few hours and hang out with my GF’s sister. |
| I don't think there's anything that could happen that they wouldn't turn into financial fanfic about it mooning |
| maybe switch to puts like rest of us next time |
| Burry posting his new study, obviously bearish. Should of bought calls on everything today |
| BOLS WHERE ARE YOU NOW LMFAOOOO |
| Gay ber count your days |
| Dude is single momming, 3 jobbing this damn economy. Dunno how he does it. |
| #TLDR\n\n ---\n\n Ticker: NBIS\n\n Direction: Up\n\n Prognosis: Buy and Hold Shares (OP has 1,400)\n\n Summary: Nebius is executing the exact playbook that turned Yandex into the "Google of Russia." They are using high-margin AI startups and massive hyperscaler contracts (Microsoft/Meta) to fund their infrastructure. Once mainstream enterprises are locked in, their endgame is to become the default cloud compute backbone for the multi-trillion dollar "Physical AI" (robotics/AV) market, which they are already testing in the real world via their 83% stake in Avride. \n\n The Catalyst: Watch for robotics companies showing up on their customer lists and Avride scaling their delivery/robotaxi fleets on Nebius infrastructure.\n \n Endgame: Selling the literal picks, shovels, and GPUs to our future humanoid robot overlords. |
| I sold on the opening pump and dipped out for the day. Thank you! |
| I literally what the market to go down and feel cheated that it was artificially being kept from actually going down. Directly at my expense. It seems you’re not playing the same game as everyone else. You’re just closing your eyes and praying the line goes up. |
| Cheek spreads |
| Special military operation , basically the special forces then when they aren't enough the not so special forces to back them up temporarily, then the grunts in their thousands because that didn't work either. |
| Bruh, keep yo girl happy and do some freaky shit. |
| That WOULD explain Roblox... |
| thanks, i should really make more of a habit of going through the earnings chart |
| rest in pieces europoor |
| the biggest green candle known to man is gonna hit next week |
| I feel like GOOG is going to do the thing it did when it refused to move out of the 160-180 range for months on end until everyone and their mother was slandering the stock |
| Bols eating instant ramen ber eating traditional homemade udon |
| Tidying up the house and doing laundry because there’s so much bull blood everywhere |
| No but we can trade. What’s your most precious possession? |
| Oh yeah baby just like that |
| Ban |
| helps criminals launder money |
| If you didn’t buy calls into close and held puts you may want to cancel the weekend celebrations |
| AMD is still hitting $280 in 2026, right? |
| Bearish on gold might be misleading. Maybe more accurate is incredulous about run up / price action |
| > You don't become chair of the fed unless you have a very good understanding of the economy\n\nWe'll see in May, right? |
| I don’t feel like the panicking has even started yet. The market is barely down even a normal correction is 10%. I think the S&P is down what 4%? |
| It would signal tremendous weakness on US part.\n\nSo yes, they would agree. |
| I choked on my coffee and it’s now coming out of my nose |
| Im just spreading fear |
| Fucking bols are always like hopes , irrational bs dreams and stocks to the sky. Until it hits them in the face |
| Why do you think that? Genuinely curious |
| Well his ‘gestapo’ only has power over people who shouldn’t be able to vote so that’s a non-issue |
| As it should be |
| The only reason the spy hasn't drilled deeper into your bunghole is because jpow is the only competant one left over from a time before the current 🎪🤡 administration. Once hes gone and replced with another trump stooge you will pray for times like these. |
| No lmfao |
| nah its just the reddit hivemind doing its tired playbook with downvote/upvote manipulation to feed into the asinine narratives it pulls out from baals ass. u aint crazy to have that opinion but its definitely against the "herpa derpa trump is bad" agenda |
| I mean, it is the weekend and people have had a rough week |
| Ya never know my man |
| Rejoice, I am a U and STUB bag holder, but making decent change selling covered calls. Hope to break even by 2050, that is, if Mango doesn't manage to launch nukes because Claude told Kegseth to do so. |
| This sub never stops giving |
| 😡🖕 |
| Lmao 🤌 |
| I eat healthy 😀 |
| #Fucking bols u said everything is fine. Didn't ya cucks \n\n\nsuckaa |
| Forget about profits. I know breaking even is a good thing that doesn’t happen to assholes like me… |
| Nice try… I’m not giving away my strat for free |
| I saw that one too, so funny |
| I don’t think congress will do anything about it |
| I would not even waste my time playing with that paltry sum; I’d get a job |
| NBIS will be stock of the year unfortunately |
| Flair checks out 🤌🏻 |
| Buy her the matcha wtf why is that even a question |
| 😡 |
| Bro he is the one adult in the McDonald's playground that is the US government. We don't have a deep bench of people to look up to. |
| Is the sky falling? It’s not easy to tell rn |
| Pools closed |
| Okay have a good weekend man haha |
| It's over 10k |
| Your original comment I replied to said “I don’t know how people don’t get radicalized by the fact that if more people all of a sudden decided to more financially responsible it would literally destroy our entire system” and now you’re talking about 40% to 70% or even 99% declines in consumer spending. These are obviously not even close to being the same thing, and it’s very funny that you had to try to shift the goalposts like this in order to win. Classic motte and Bailey.\n\nAll I said was saving boosts economic growth in long run. This is obviously true. I also went through an example that demonstrates how this is the case. It’s not my problem you’re unwilling/unable to learn.\n\nAnyways. Y=C+I+G+NX. Have a good one. |
| Lol have fun being poor ❤️ |
| nobody tell them |
| We are in a dire crisis. If this doesn't get solved by Monday or Tuesday, 530 qqq in 2 weeks |
| let me know if you want ramen recs in nyc |
| https://preview.redd.it/wydrel29yvog1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a8dbb8e92716a1c0484d3cc9d9544c241e4e8647 |
| looked at upcoming earnings chart, looked at daily chart for woof, looked at short interest, saw how cheap premiums were. |
| How did i miss this, ☠️ |
| Big boys are doing basically nothing, volume been low. This is retail being morons trying to buy the dip |
| Has anyone else blown their account up multiple times to then ascend back from the depths of hell with a $40 bet, to then do it all over again? \n\nI'm too good at coming back. Terrible at staying up. |
| dafuq |
| What are you talking about? Wsb has been in love with JPow for years. |
| I’m about 40% back in the market now. Feel like we’re getting close to peak panic |
| Judge Janine was most displeased and spit out her martini when hearing the news. |
| Me too 🤣 |
| "Iran is considering allowing a limited number of oil tankers to pass through the Strait of Hormuz, provided that the oil cargo is traded in Chinese yuan, a senior Iranian official tells CNN." think the US will agree? |
| just wait until you get a back spasm |
| Former CNBC anchor Michelle Caruso Cabrera is a Director at Wendy’s 😂 |
| Stryker proving we don’t need that much storage when someone frees up all of that space 🤷🏻♂️ |
| How do you react to future events before they happen |
| Mango making $10 billy off the tik tok deal |
| nope. |
| Why Chinese EV companies going to, i mean NIO |
| 🌽 continues to die |
| Someone needs to hack Truth Social to where it’s not tied into the trading Algorithms. Fuk this shit. |
| bad boy |
| Not buying the 2007 scenario... -Jim Cramer |
| Tell her to sell her eggs for money |
| Whose fucked? The fucked part is when the price goes up literally nonstop since April. It went from 630 to 700 based on absolutely nothing but vibes and PE ratio expansion. The market is supposed to go down at least once by 10% or more a year. It went up with literally nonstop downside from the tariff sell off in April until basically February. |
| why did all the fat influencers disappear after ozempic came out? |
| Put some respect on his name |
| Your reasoning sounds regarded. Your risk to reward is already shit without accounting for margin, commission, and execution risk. You really think theta is going to save you when VIX is so high.\n\nYour trade looks like more like a delta trade to me and you are hoping the market to stay flat in “best case scenario”. You do you man |
| Bearish on gold when money printers go brrrrrr? |
| I'll probably be buying back the MU that I sold today. |
| No, it wasn’t transitory. It only came down because the fed finally woke up and raised interest rates a year too late. The fed created an enormous stock market bubble from the overheating that popped in 2022. We were all saying it at the time, so this isn’t some “hindsight is 20/20” thing. |
| Can I have 10 million dollars? |
| If I didn’t know any better I’d say Iran is winning this not war but excursion lmao but too bad I know better cause 🥭 said the excursion not war is over. |
| Exactly my point, I don’t have a screenshot because I’m still holding like an idiot but I bought an SLV put in early Jan and I was down 95% on it. Then the silver crash happened and I was up 90% in an instant. Up 3200% from the bottom just a day earlier. -20% on options is literally nothing |
| positions or ban |
| Hey guys, I was worried about inflation and the death of the dollar so 1 year I bought bitcoin and haven’t looked since. How much am I up right now? |
| https://preview.redd.it/5dunlehvxvog1.jpeg?width=1164&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=41f8c00512273162257ee5ee9dfd3c170d327a9b |
| What does 🌽 do again? |
| Trust this guy, he's been trading for a month. |
| My girlfriend is mad at me because I refuse to buy her $50 matcha but am fine with losing $1000 on credit spreads a week, what do I do? |
| Holy shit lmfao the apes are now saying the private credit black swan will cause Gamestonk to moon |
| tough week to be a bull but i saw some funny af comments throughout the week\n\nmy favorite was where a guy said his robinhood face id wasn't working because of the tears |
| Just tried to jump a puddle and twisted my ankle . It’s downhill from here . |
| The Hormuz closure was obvious to everyone for decades. It came up every time military action against Iran was discussed. In 2003, when the Bush Administration called Iran a member of the 'Axis of Evil.' In 2012-13, as tensions ratched up before the Nuclear deal. \n\nIt is the only card Iran has to play, and they know it. They have been preparing to do this since the 1980s. \n\nThat 🥭 and Hegseth didn't even consider it a possibility is astonishing. Their sheer hubris is astonishing. |
| You keep my daddy's name out yo fuckin mouth! *SLAP* |
| Gladly |
| But im one already? |
| I’ve been doctor, sorry for the wait |
| This is optional btw. Thats why they are callled options |
| You see how they’ve drilled spx almost 400 points from ATH of 7000? \n\nFew green days here and there to fool and distract everyone from what’s actually slowly happening |
| And even funnier, in a distressing way, it's partially what led to the probe/investigation, the subpoena, and now the dismissal of it. Half a year later and because 🥭 was correctly corrected, Powell is going through legal hell. It's not over, either, now they get to go through the appeal process, since Pirro was very adamant a few hours ago that the judge had no authority to block the subpoena (they completely do, by the way)\n\n\nSide note, it's hilarious that typing out 🥭 pops up with a warning lol, truly the new age of the internet |
| Link? |
| Oh I love things that spread |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/ReelGoated made a bet that AAPL would go to 240.0 within **4 weeks** when it was 255.464 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 0 wins and 1 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| Ban |
| My grandpa got a new cane today. His old one was at least 25 years old. It has so much history I asked him if I could have it. I’ll probably have some dinner later and then shove it up my asshole for a bit. |
| ramen is delicious |
| I think if by some miracle this war is over this month SOFI will bounce along with rest of the market. Nothing fundamentally wrong with the company. That’s a big IF though. |
| says the guy who kept asking me all day which calls to buy after i told him he's retarded |
| Turtles probably confused and scared… and very very horny |
| My man is coming over to face fuck me |
| Has anybody actually tried *asking* the Hormuz who it's attracted to? |
| Okay regard keep thinking a 52 week low is an average 🤣🤣 |
| Sell everything freak the fuck out were all gonna be eating ramen by Monday |
| True thanks |
| Quiet piggy |
| Here’s?? |
| I have some positions for you bb. You could also call them spreads. |
| Can someone remind NBIS that there's a huge oil crisis happening? |
| Smart |
| BB??? foh |
| I’m totally bearish on gold, but a short expiry market long gold position is the way to go after this drop off |
| After the third star is the cut-off |
| Inverse this guy |
| 🙈 |
| Consumer dead means poor/middle class dumping their gold to stay alive means gold down.\n\nConsider India, one of the world's biggest gold holders and least fertilizer/oil independent nations. |
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| Can usa just yeet 🥭 and apologize to iran |
| Dumbass |
| True but aren’t cfd technically still better than options ? You just make a bet if it goes up or down |
| Watch us just keep chopping and slowly bleeding with no big bounce or crash. Both call and put buyers rekt |
| Scalping 1dte options on SPY |
| I have zero positions because I’m scared of another 🥭 lie that blows out my credit spreads. But I am dipping my toes in and out of puts. |
| I hate all the "bros" that thought they knew what they were talking about and thought "woman bad and start war" was the deepest political insight imaginable. Now we're paying for their idiocy |
| hmmm how |
| Am I taking crazy pills? Now WallStreetBets *loves* Jerome Powell? The disgusting fool who fucked over everyone who didn’t own assets before 2020? Yeah I’m really so happy this guy did shameful 0% interest rates at my direct expense. \n\nThe thread about him is literally everyone sayin he’s amazing and attacking anyone saying he’s bad. |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/Is_so_cuul_sonbbich made a bet that COIN would go to 210.0 within **2 days** when it was 198.295 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 3 wins and 21 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| Down cat bounce requires “falling from a great height.” This shit barely begun to drop. |
| Fuck your puts |
| I self excluded myself last week. 🙅🏽♀️\n\nBet Rivers stole my soul |
| Nother tanker on fire guys |
| Anyone brave enough to hold bags over the weekend? |
| Expand your DTE and you should be fine. |
| They refused to negotiate with the ghey |
| Whoever can catch this falling knife perfectly will be a billionaire. 🫵🫡🙏🏻😘 |
| damn nice call on woof, how did you even see that coming? |
| Good guess |
| Yeah,that’s my point. All these yolotards who drop their life savings on a single, short-dated strike, all at once, are almost always gonna lose their money. \n\nGo at least 2 months out, slowly, and take “small” profits (1-3%) will almost always pay off. \n\nGo 6+ months out, multiple strikes, just slightly ITM, and you almost never have to worry about gamma or theta. Yeah, it’s more expensive and the “reward” may not be as great, but it’s less likely you’ll lose money. \n\nTo each their own….. |
| Amazing what zero evidence can accomplish. |
| financial advisors are strange. plumbers don't do a bathroom remodel and then say "this is not a toilet" |
| Smoke em if u gottem! Have a great weekend! Stay away from crypto!! |
| Fly tying, preparations for fishing trip and lots of cervezas |
| da fuq, did the war blow up all the precious metals too or what |
| Men’s wieners |
| Mowing and taking toddler to the park. All outside touching grass type stuff. |
| Earlier 🥭 could say whatever he wanted about tariffs. We have deals, we have deals, we have deals, 100 deal, 10000 deals, With 100 countries, With 1000 countries. We gonna send them letters. Tariff letters\n\n\nBut in this situation, when consumer is paying sky high prices for the gas every day, and more and more at the pump, lies r no longer gonna work |
| Woohoo 40% cheaper eggs |
| What do you think it’s gonna be? Seafood? |
| Working, chilling, |
| Hey guys. I put money into the S&P in September and haven’t looked. How much am I up right now?? |
| They fixed margins to 50 and revenue grew 30 percent quarter over quarter they are also doing miracles with their treatment. I have been following them for a while so understand. But new CFO is a boss and data gets better every few months |
| Not really 24/7 if it closes on the weekend |
| cork turning bearish will be the bottom |
| After hours online gambling 🤡 |
| obviously |
| crying |
| Microsoft leaps 🫡 10dte tsla calls, BB leaps for earnings - cant wait to open monday with spy -5% |
| I could have been sitting here, enjoying my Friday evening, basking in the slow but steady gains of my carefully chosen investments, in a society that isn’t on the brink of collapse every other day of the week.\n\nBut noooooo, you just HAD to have cheaper eggs and no wars. |
| Normally, an oil shock should mean that gold rises in the coming months, as you suggest. We saw that in 1979-1980 during the Iranian revolution. Oil went from $15/barrel to almost $40/barrel. During that same time, gold went from $252/toz to $656/toz. DXY, however, was mostly flat and traded in the 83-95 range.\n\nWe had a similar setup from 2002 until 2008 during the global war on terror. Oil went from $19/barrel to $140/barrel. This was due to a variety of factors, some of which were independent of the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan. Gold went from $303/toz to $973/toz. It later rose to $1750/toz a few years later in the aftermath of the great financial crisis. However, the main distinction between then and now is the behavior of DXY. During the period of 2002 until 2008, DXY declined from 120 to 72 even in the face rate hikes. This was largely due to fiscal solvency concerns, which stemmed from the ballooning of the federal debt.\n\nMy assumption is that if DXY continues to climb, then we will see gold continue to remain pinned to a particular band. If DXY continues to climb in conjunction with rate hikes from various central banks, then it's anyone's guess as to what will actually happen. I'd bank on gold dropping more, but it's impossible to tell, since people could eschew bonds for the same reasons they did about twenty years ago. |
| Yeah well short term bets with stocks you don’t understand has never been a recipe for success. I bought Exxon at 30 and silver at 14 and gold at 1700. If you bought silver and oil as late as January you’re doing good though and they should all rise as the war escalates. |
| war end weekend |
| [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Law\_of\_excluded\_middle](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Law_of_excluded_middle) |
| This sub used to be a Drone Base.. Bought Puts on RCAT again 😝 |
| https://preview.redd.it/b8d8fnl0xvog1.png?width=1202&format=png&auto=webp&s=56211c59980a0616f8ef217f739e1a57ea6e20b1\n\n |
| Is micron headed to $600 |
| The problem is the strait is MINED, shitforbrains. You think mines think Normally I would detonate but that big ass escorty warship done changed my mind? |
| Is no Iran oil, is only oil |
| No top comes in May maybe sooner 6.50 |
| gap up i hope |
| What is everyone up to this weekend |
| I heard... that motherfucker... had like 30 goddamn dicks |
| They’re downvoting you and refusing to respond like cowards because they likely massively benefitted from what happened and don’t give about everyone now trying to get it done at 7% rates while they hide in unearned 2% rates.\n\nThe reality is half these fuckers are losers and were actually cheering home prices increasing and rates being 2% artificially. |
| Ouch. |
| Here in Canada we elected our former central banker as Prime Minister. He's doing a great job and is so popular his centrist party has now poached MP's from both the left AND right wing political parties.\n\n\nY'all should draft Powell to run as president!\n\n\nOh cool! I bet they know each other. Carney was also Governor of the Bank of England until 2020, and Powell became Chairman of the Federal Reserve in 2018. |
| half my 1000 HIMS shares about to be called away at 24 \n\ngodspeed |
| Inflation was transitory and we were doing well on the soft landing until things got unstable and unreliable due to tariff uncertainty.\n\nPeople just didn't understand transitory inflation for a year or two didn't mean prices would come back down (would have meant deflation, which is really bad), just that inflation would get closer to target levels. |
| Bought at 670. Should I take the loss if it V to 665 and switch puts? Short term looking ugly |
| Buy now. Pay never. |
| The things you intuitively know to be true, but do nothing about, are what kill your returns.\n\n\nhttps://youtu.be/DLchr__I-0Y?si=go8xhJRTXqIh9Kut |
| Long Drones..... |
| I love thrifting these days.. not necessarily at goodwill but this would be lovely. |
| Damn nice pulls on everything else tho that is a great day |
| Me too. Except for the cold part. |
| Ok grandpa, time for your pills |
| Are you high? We are more than 1800 points above the tariff lows at the moment. |
| They busy in Libanon. For whatever reason |
| Because I promised to bang the missus. Only took like 4 minutes though, but a promise is a promise. So I had to be home and sober. |
| i have a cold im gonna lie on the couch all weekend\n\ncould be worse |
| Is it really? |
| I picture him looking like Chris Christie and he looks like dbz fusion of Larry David and Jeff Garlin |
| I'm adding for May earnings at ASCO have 235 calls had 330 sold a bunch going to buy all back shortly and hopefully get to 400 by May. |
| Getting loan offers all day long 😝 |
| $401?\n\n401¢* |
| Who the fuck upvoted this?\n\nHow disgusting and immature to say that option 1, which you likely benefited from, was the lesser of two evils. While option 2, which you wouldn’t have benefitted from was less acceptable. \n\nWhen did we vote that I’m going to eat the entire negative consequences of other people getting unearned 3% mortgage rates and 50% equity? Fuck that shit, that wasn’t the lesser of two evils, and anyone who doesn’t own a home is a straight up idiot if you don’t realize how much you lost and were assfuckd by Jerome Powell keeping rates at 0% into 2022. \n\nWe’re not all going to forget and act like that wasn’t egregious and completely horrific policy at the time. |
| this is spot on, and agree looking at a 200 SMA is a good mark for a potential bounce (which just a hair below 6600 at the moment I believe) |
| Bruh...stupid high i/o almost always means its definitely not going up. |
| Anyone else pay 💰 to get AlgoFucked today? |
| Imagine trusting 🥭 Twitter posts with your money |
| I bought $spy 632p 3/18. but i also bought $spy 682c 3/18. Let's see something big this weekend, or else. |
| I know 😞 |
| You ignored my question first so I didn't see any reason to respect yours. |
| I’ll take ya on a date to goodwill with all these tendies I made this week |
| When China invades Taiwan Apple will drop another 50%. It will be a decade before they can rebuild logistics and source enough high quality chips.\n\n\n\n |
| Oil gonna gap. People gonna flip. |
| Yeah. Take profit even if you let a few ride out into the sunset, could be a random 2% pump at any moment lol. Godspeed regard o7 |
| Some of you think cryptocurrency is anything more than a grift and a scam and it shows |
| honestly you should just go do some more of those squats |
| Oily bulls |
| Fuck this is brain dead |
| I made 90k the last four days. On Monday I lost a quarter mil though. |
| Shit, worse than that. Dollar value has gone up so cash under mattress crew doing even better than that relative to SPY. |
| I think not. I think those allegations are applying way more tactics and thought to 🥭’s action. Like thinking he plays 4-D chess, but in reality he’s trying to play Ludo and wonders wth there’s a horse figure in his game |
| Cashflow’s dog’s full name is \n\nRemy Tinmah Ashol |
| Were there really people too stupid to pull their money out last week?? |
| Where's? |
| We're fucked. I can feel it in my bones |
| "Theres an old saying on Epstein island, I know it's at Mar-a-lago , probably on Epstein island...." |
| I have learned that is easier for the market to go down than to go up, if you don't like shorting the stock because you feel a certain way about it then try something like covered calls so your long while hedging your position but it's not safe to go long on a rigged market without covering for the downside. |
| None as there’s a risk they might be shot at, as opposed to their normal enemy combatants of small children and the elderly.\n\nWhy would they risk themselves when the US military is a phone call away? |
| Its not your money its there’s. 🫵🤡 |
| Too coherent |
| Iranians cant even located their own leader |
| Me n the boys getting drafted into ww3 because the guys in the discord saw a girl with pink hair in their class. |
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| My shit on sale |
| Prophecy |
| if your instincts are good, it’s just a matter of positioning and sizing |
| Don’t give up. You’re doing fine. |
| be me, have 100s of matches\n\n❌️ them all\n\ndelete profile on all apps\n\nmake peace with it |
| Still 🌈 for the US |
| I meant to Iran lol. US is sending 2200 marines, but no news if Israel is sending their soldiers there |
| still ghey |
| 🤚 |
| Smell ya |
| We are lucky the only lasting issues from COVID was inflation. The economy was mostly shutdown for around a year. He handled it fantastically. \n\nPrices are the new normal. Wages need to raise. |
| We’re sorry for making fun of your senile dementia, and doubly sorry for either not showing up to vote or being so uneducated, uninformed, and/or immoral that we voted for a piece of shit demagogue. |
| It's like finding out an ingredient is banned in the USA, that shit gotta be radioactive waste or something |
| 401k more like $401 |
| What's the latest news from the straight ? |
| SELLING HUMMUS BY THE SHORE |
| Corn bros think their fake magic internet money good during crisis.\n\nIt may or may not do well during a mild to moderate crisis.\n\nIt will absolutely shit the fucking bed during a hard core crisis. If, say, SPY drops 3-4% a week over the next few months, corn will go to the absolute depths of hell.\n\nFundamentally ain't nobody gonna play with fake internet money when the real shit hits the fan. |
| Fuck I’ve been patient and I’ve been waiting\n\nCan’t wait til Cashflow posts tonight’s dinner\n\n |
| FSLR and any other solar/renewables would be a good long once we get over this…If we dont get ☢️’d |
| Who tf trades on Friday AH |
| You still have time. You'll be fine |
| At least you have your IRAs to fall back on. |
| I made 8K this week. Then I remember I lost 16K last week 🤡 |
| As always they will be late to the party |
| I remember opening myspace profile and I had so many hits🤡 |
| US has not decisively won any war since ww2 |
| communist confirmed |
| you need to zoom out bro |
| I hope options is 10-15% of your portfolio |
| Hah, but I dunno. At this point it could be 150 usd or 65… 🧐 |
| It is in normal circumstances, but if you had ANY risk tolerance at all, you wouldn’t be buying options at all, let alone FULL PORTING INTO OPTIONS ON A SINGLE STOCK.\n\nFull porting into options on 1 stock is the complete dissolving of ALL risk tolerance rules for your portfolio. It literally goes every possible known tactic of responsible risk tolerance. You’re like 1000% exposed to a single stock. What are you saying risk tolerance? \n\nYou tolerated a loss for 2 days and then sold. You didn’t have tolerance for the risk you were taking on at all, if you had risk tolerance, you wouldn’t be down $10k in 2 days. |
| If they were good at their job they would know something was about to go down in the region |
| man — I saw that on DVD 480i on a CRT\n\ntoo on the nose, like wall e |
| Bulls gonna fight against the downtrend for months |
| They all already in the middle East, Einstein |
| You had me at 7000 |
| Why not today |
| You probably think 2022 was a bear market, you ain’t seen anything sonny |
| I’m taking time out brother. Have a great weekend! |
| Goodbye 401k. Welcome 201k |
| I don't think he's doing it to actually earn/compound money. |
| The whole “distraction from Epstein files” narrative is dumb af people are still talking about the files constantly |
| make a dating profile, swipe around, no matches within one hour, delete my profile and the app\n\nrepeat again in 1 - 2 months |
| Yeah. What do WE get for saving thier asses? |
| 2500 Marines |
| Double up to zero baby! |
| I would sell puts on stocks you want to own and keep raking in the premiums then do covered calls on them and keep raking! |
| On what? |
| did Trump and Putin cook this war up in order to pressure China? |
| I sold my XOM calls before close today. Can’t duck around with 117% profit and mangos crazy weekend shit. Might buy back in Monday. Don’t even care if I missed some at the top.\n\nOnly a small position in DBA now. |
| Down yes... but the risk of random 2% pumps at literally any moment on an obviously bs 🥭 tweet is scary mang |
| I’m still waiting on that trickle down economics to kick in. Any day now |
| because you don't have to be overly bullish for a PCS. i had similar trades on (albeit not 740k lmao), and my thesis was that we would hold the 200 SMA by this week (and hopefully next as I have one more on as part of an iron condor). If you get a drop, you can still play a PCS even if you're not overly bullish as you just need to hold the short strike to get max gain. You would've lost a ton of money longing ES futures this week, but you could make a max win on a PCS. |
| Has David Ellison took control over CNN yet? |
| We are rapidly approaching tariff dump levels if it goes below that all bets are off |
| He's gonna 🌮 because markets getting yippy and he'll convince himself that he can win midterms by sending his gestapo out to intimidate voters. |
| Mohataba to buy $2 billion worth of NVDA gpus for new missiles. Bullish |
| Lost what? |
| Ok grandpa, back to bed |
| 🤣 I’ll have what you are smoking |
| Literally anyone who stuffed mattress with cash YTD: 0%\n\nScared bitches in wsb that only hold SPY shares: -2.28%\n\n# ╮ (. ❛ ᴗ ❛.) ╭\n\n^(KEEN TOCKY) |
| I figure the tech dbags who dumped hundreds of millions on his campaign want to be able to finance their data centers cheaper. With this MFer it’s almost always corruption is the answer |
| I remember the other day this guy was arguing with me that open interest means hedge funds are predicting the price will go there so when you see an accumulation that means that's where the price is headed as he argued his far OTM meme stock calls were a "sure bet" |
| Red Cat my baby is so popular now |
| Tomorrow I’ll be tying flies and drinking beers all afternoon, can’t wait |
| Uvix and cash over the weekend let’s go |
| Every day is a DCB day. |
| He forgot. https://www.youtube.com/shorts/hp_yUOq5ZBk |
| https://preview.redd.it/0otduxfkvvog1.png?width=1202&format=png&auto=webp&s=d0e5b35231af929053684f8a2fff73841600545e\n\nMy Investment Portfolio |
| I believe. Today gave me hope. I made money on puts and the immediate drop from 12 but I’m holding long term |
| **prof Jiang :** the US economy could face collapse and this means that the young man could not afford their OnlyFans and this could lead to a revolution in the streets.” |
| Our Secretary of the Interior did say that. For now. |
| How many soldiers are Israel sending to the middle east |
| It could also be Cats or Pulls. You never know with this market |
| Do tell genius |
| RESPECT THE FED |
| Yeah they got thwarted unfortunately by the fact that they had no evidence of a crime. If only they had allowed them to press charges for non crimes then they would have been fine. |
| GDX is an etf for mostly gold miners, SILJ is an etf for mostly silver miners. I'm in both. \n\n |
| Dead cats bounce on Monday and then we continue sliding |
| 🤬🤣 |
| Come back sleepy! We are sorry |
| alot alot alot |
| Yep just pay 300 million dollars and we’ll bring you a SPY 700 |
| Theyre the master of bluff and bluster. I feel like behind the scenes theyre getting data that this has been a huge mistake but knowing them boots on the ground this year is likely |
| shh shhh little one. You'll need that bonus for when gas is $50 a gallon on Monday \n\n \n:/ |
| lol chipotle 🤣 |
| Any hobby blacksmiths here? |
| Imagine thinking that 🥭 will take spx to above 7000 without any hiccups |
| Bitcoin is gonna fund the downfall of the US empire and the miners are gonna suck up all our electricity and leave the rest of us writing diary entries in candle light like quakers |
| ##Dude! Are you me?? |
| POW, right in the kisser! |
| Only had 7 beers during work today, too many meetings |
| 🤣 rekt |
| Literally exactly what happened based on what Graham told the WSJ |
| For credit spreads, my risk (and profit) is exactly defined - for long ES futures it's a more variable margin. \n\nFor ES - if my position goes against me I'm immediately losing money. For credit spreads, position can go against me but I can stoll profit as theta is continuing to burn. Today is an example case - market dropped up to 0.7% approaching my short leg (6600) and my implies profits were still increasing because of theta burn. However the trade off is that I have to put up more collateral (in this case $740k) whereas for ES it'll be less, depending on the number of contracts\n\nI wouldn't say I'm bullish, it's more than I think SPX will remain above a certain threshold (for this week that was 6600) and am making a bet on that. Next week I believe the level will be 6500. |
| lol |
| 🌽⬆️ your stock ⬇️ |
| lol I literally held this option until is was worth 0.00012, then it rebounded\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/8x551zgevvog1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b6695553bba69385ff866b7981db3bdbede33711 |
| Looking forward to the war ending this weekend and spy opening at 684 Monday morning. Have a great weekend comrades |
| Me buying puts is usually a good bottom indicator but I am mostly betting on mango man to do some regarded over the weekend |
| 😏 |
| Men can stay hornier longer than the markets can stay rational. |
| One of the last adults in the room. |
| have you tried doing the opposite? |
| leave the bees out of this!! Your shenanigans is your own doing! |
| that's how I invest. except for the DD. |
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| We’re in a somewhat special situation because higher energy prices also increase activity in the petroleum sector. When the oil price rises, demand among oil suppliers increases, and unemployment may fall a bit. If the situation lasts for a long time, high energy costs may cause higher inflation though. When it comes to the public we have a set price for electricity. Economists therefore think a recession is a highly unlikely scenario for us, however likely elsewhere if oil price doesn’t decrease. |
| It’s a glitch, happens for a bunch of reasons. Not real movement |
| Well, this particular user has been posting loss porn quite consistently. Must have a well paying job. No way he earned all that money in the markets with this "investing" approach. |
| If Sophie Rain can make 100k a day doing OF then you can make 1k a day trading |
| March is also, historically, one of the weakest months for gold. It's really hard to call the direction of gold at the moment. |
| What you playing? |
| Your food delivery pics are always heinous brother |
| #lock limit down at the open come monday |
| Long picnic baskets |
| Tbh the most crazy thing is finding out it’s banned in US lmao |
| Short term i only see Dumpie's lies dissolve in the truth of the market. |
| Appreciate you. That supports my bias 😅 |
| Definitely not a few hours of playing. |
| I got a dum dum for you…which flavor do you like? Thank you for your attention to this matter |
| well how were they supposed to get that right? they're just a news organization that specializes in knowing what's going on in the world. |
| They're not using bellybuttons or oranges. |
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| my top performer was 600% on WOOF calls lol\n\nbut also spx 6680p at open\n\nulta 580p from yesterday close\n\ngld 462p x10 an hour before close that 8x'd \n\nbad trades:\n\nndx and i lost alot alot alot on sndk puts |
| Red not getting fed |
| In late 2025, data gaps caused by a government shutdown led to BLS "carrying forward" previous prices (essentially assuming 0% inflation for that month), creating a downward bias in reported inflation.\n\nLMAO if we dont measure it it's not there |
| Calls on Remy pics, puts on people being respectful to you. |
| Use that to your advantage next time 0dte that shit with the open interest information |
| I am the most regarded trader I know. Thank you for your attention to this matter! Confident J Bee |
| How specific , thanks! |
| SNPS? |
| i saw this interview too, he randomly talked about it being no problem if his son got drafted to Iran |
| Like which ones? Uuuu and the like? |
| you got fucked by the treasury you should be hoping for revenge |
| come to Bushwick |
| Yea, but Jerome Powell was appointed during his first term in 2018, and continued to serve under Biden. He is responsible for a lot of the relative success seen with the US economy not tanking as hard as others. |
| That's a wild move! Did you just have a good feeling about it digging itself out of its hole? If I wasn't stuck with 100 shares at 49, I wouls have been tempted too! |
| if that's what you like i won't judge bro |
| prolly not that high, but yes |
| It’s tough entering early and dealing with all the motions. Swung -1.1k to make +$22. Never wrong, always early. |
| Metal miners. |
| Lmao I usually buy two months out ITM. Those going -20% I can handle, but full port one month was too much.\n\nPeople are giving me shit for not having balls but I think having risk tolerance and knowing when to cut your losses is just fine. |
| Any update on naval escort through the straight, ya cucks |
| I ORDERED SOME CEVICHE FOR DELIVERY. ILL POST A PIC WHEN IT ARRIVES BUT ONLY IF YOU GUYS ARE GONNA BE NICE TO ME FOR THE WHOLE WEEKEND |
| Guys who aren’t old enough to remember a real bear market bought calls at close today |
| Some of us here were initially having an amazing day and then went through a tornado, landed in hell, and then clawed back up to purgatory today. |
| Me too, seems like not everyone will understand it anyway since it’s a high level trade |
| My work paid out bonuses. I’m about to get Rick James level of messed up |
| Rip brother 😢 |
| tbf my understanding is that it’s just the oil on the ships that are currently at sea\n\n(for now 😒) |
| https://preview.redd.it/c3k2ysssuvog1.png?width=770&format=png&auto=webp&s=0b062ad7efa312716a81e71823ad3b8765959ce8\n\n |
| Got so burned this week on calls I hope they crash |
| thats after mag 7 went up 100% already last year. ton of other stocks down 80%+++\n\nlook at all the manufacturing chemical farm food software, retail, health stocks:\n\nCPB, STLA, PFE, MPT, EMAT, OWL, BULL, MOH, TTD, NVO, ARE, LULU. BAX, COLD, DOCU, BRO, SFM, Zm RH, there are thousands down heavy |
| Good attitude, don’t full port ever again if you’re going to sell it all at a loss. Hold onto the -100% like a fucking man. |
| We were all traumatized by the picture of his penis and swore to never talk about it again |
| Thank you for explaining it so well. I thought it was understood from the screenshot. |
| Well, gold and silver have been testing people's patience the last couple of months. Not really suitable for such short term options like the OP's ones (and if you gamble, the underlying does not matter much, anyway). |
| I'm starting to worry that large traders are anticipating future rises in the tail end of the yield curve and hence will more aggressively dump gold in the coming weeks. |
| Look at private credit stocks like Blue Owl, Apollo, KKR. They have been limiting redemptions. Also, they are heavily invested in saas. |
| If you have owned meta for a while sell Jan 15 27 calls on meta 470 strike easy money. |
| mods |
| Wti crude futures volume continues to get lower and lower |
| Your micro pp |
| Oops |
| Inverse? Buy puts |
| Yes, that what I did precisely. Thanks! |
| It's quick noodles for dinner then |
| bought MOS again at close. it's gotta come back up a little over the next few weeks as the war unfolds. IDK. |
| when I am up bigly I overtrade myself down\n\nand when I am down bad i overtrade myself flat\n\n |
| Look up close up photos of the clit. That's a dick bro |
| It appears Bitcoin will indeed not be going to zero |
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| 1…. Million dollars!!! |
| Knock yourself out \n\nIf they go up I'm still happy I held some.\n\nIf they go down I'm happy I sold the ones I did. |
| I already closed the position and took the profit. |
| The data source was changed to your mom |
| we're just slightly above, might touch it monday futes then reverse |
| My chart shows a head and shoulder pattern which means we might go up or down |
| Njet |
| Ooof, 2,000lb JDAM to your port |
| I would say he belongs here, but this is my safe space |
| Is the gulf oil crisis in your living memory? |
| Don't also forget that we were in a production surplus before this. That's how bad this situation is. |
| What were your plays? |
| So we're just not supposed to call this goonbait?? 😭😭 |
| Anyone playing LULU earnings next week? Should be fun. |
| oil gonna open triple digits on sunday |
| Sorry… I’m *trying* to keep up with the à la mode nomenclature being used to completely fool >30% of our population that is uneducated and uninformed. Excursion is the correct term. |
| You know you can buy PUTS right? |
| When the bot reminds me, I will leave a comment if I was wrong and if you were right, but I’m genuinely tempted to fade your skittishness and buy calls. |
| 650 EOM |
| Now do Dan Ives |
| I blame the interns |
| My crayons are saying we’re right at the 200. Resistance or support next week? |
| Google 'ghost wicks' |
| I'll probably just sell covered calls on some stable stock like google for a while, im not to worried since I'm green rn |
| It’s the weekend. Chill out |
| Show of hands. Who looked for the other 4 sexy JPow costumes?\n\n\n🙋♂️ |
| 401k YTD +6.7%, SPY -2.28%\n\nDamn it feels good to be a gangs...bear. |
| Just inverse yourself! Literally can't go tits up then |
| No need, they are right on her desk still |
| Air coming out of AI balloon \n\nWe should have had sex bots by now, market dumping is imvestor realization |
| If your pants are wet then youre feeling something else |
| Not the best time for calls tbfh |
| What a regard buying calls on a company getting disrupted by seedance. |
| This strategy would’ve worked well anytime in the last 3 years. Now? Not so much |
| That profile picture I’m wheezing |
| Well, **yeah!** |
| I’m not checking my port today |
| I thought gene munster looked like teddy roosevelt — he looks like Voldemort and a bird had sex |
| If you’re holding anything short dated over weekends, just go burn your money. |
| https://oilprice.com |
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| The thing is; there really is no safety right now. Look at energy; could go either way because the war can go months or end tomorrow. Precious metals is trading like meme stocks. Dividend payers gonna get a wreck by a slowing economy too.\n\nI guess Utilities and cash are probably the only places to park your money. |
| Overtrading is *my* strat! Please don’t plagiarise me |
| It’s a leak to Mondays episode |
| It shall be henceforth be known as clowngress |
| All I can hope for is world peace this weekend |
| what war? it was just a field trip |
| 4:01pm on Friday, seconds after the market closes: send in the ground troops |
| Imagine cutting your Middle East reporters right before the biggest event of the decade. Puts on WSJ |
| If you’re that bullish why not just go long ES futures? What’s the reasoning since you risk so much of your capital for a defined loss? I imagine margin and commission would be lower to gain similar long exposure. |
| Be a seller of options, not a buyer. Slow and steady. |
| The AH-SPY has flickered to mid 640’s twice now..\n\nHow is that possible? |
| What about North Korea |
| Donnie literally FOMOd into the Iran war. Got cocky after winning other shit in a matter of days. N Yatu showed him some shit DD and went all in. |
| I'm on a heater. Port is up 75% in the past 6 months. Take that S&P500....\n\n |
| He googled “best companies 2007” |
| Biden too |
| I went long IWM futes today because we are due for a real dead cat bounce/retail pile in. |
| They did pump to hide it at open. Then big money sold all their calls. Also I predicted a drop today but pump first. |
| We shouldn’t be focusing on Iran, tbh. The real war is us versus MMs. |
| So.... is SPY 700 still on the menu? I thought people said time in the market not timing the market. |
| the market is always forward looking what’s it’s worth in two months? |
| had an amazing day but overtraded myself down to just a great day |
| Calls on a Friday is a high risk high reward play |
| # Bols thinking they understand anything about fucking ANYTHING will never NOT be funny LMAO\n\n# ╮ (. ❛ ᴗ ❛.) ╭\n\n^(KEEN TOCKY) |
| Can you post a pic of your face? I really want to see the faces of people that make these posts lol |
| R U a certain country that is about to stop being sanctioned? |
| Not since all those banger jokes at the WH dinner |
| I can't believe the $1 to $2 bill ratio is that close. I feel like I so rarely see them. I had to convince several teen coworkers that they were real currency when I was a manager. |
| Maybe the Iran war is the friends we made along the way |
| We need to retire the word congress. I mean it’s like it never existed |
| No crying in el regardo casino |
| I just refuse to believe MMs would pump and dump the market on Friday. |
| Yep more or less |
| If you think this qualifies as a bear market you haven't either. |
| > Change in Data Sources Led to Lower Inflation Reading\n\n> A methodological change contributed to a better-than-expected inflation report, prompting questions from some economists.\n\nhttps://www.nytimes.com/2026/03/13/business/economy/inflation-cpi-pce-methodology.html |
| Same page here.\n\nSomething happened and we're not hearing about it. |
| I kinda want to leverage up my Gold if it keeps dropping based on petrodollar dumbassery\n\nTraders see: Oil price up means USD up means gold down\n\nTraders don't see: Oil price up means consumer dead means stimulus needed will devalue USD means GOAD UP!!! |
| Collateral Damage. |
| Do you live in candyland? |
| Russia being able to double their revenues from oil is *definitely* in our interest (/s) |
| At this point, nobody seems to remember there were Epstein files already. |
| Imagine FOMOing into spy puts now only for it to go back to 690 Monday morning |
| Release good news for Friday pump > sell into strength > shit happens over the weekend > Monday dump\nTrumps friends playbook |
| Yeah, but still more than it was 2 months ago |
| Globex is open 24/7 https://www.cmegroup.com/solutions/market-access/globex.html |
| Omg apple why |
| 🤨 |
| Why do you think this is the case? To me it just means that there are a lot more people loading up on SPY calls vs SPY puts. |
| We need more Mexicans in this country, not less. I was promised a taco truck on every corner 😡 |
| Microsoft !!!! WHAATTT🤑🤑🤑🤑 …. Well it pumped now it’s down LOLL what happened there |
| Have they ever been seen in the same room together?? |
| No country is in this global economy |
| Da fuk am I supposed to look at all weekend when the tickers stop |
| It is when I'm fully ported. I still held on to a few. |
| Rblx 65$ April 5th mark it |
| Bangkok-headquartered Precious Shipping has said that the bulk carrier attacked in the Strait of Hormuz had received prior authorisation for the voyage from both its insurers and independent security analysts. -- Tradewindsnews\n\n"If I say it's safe to transit this strait, it's safe to transit this strait" -- Pres Lt. Colonel Kilgore. |
| Why you gambling bro |
| Su Bae is gunna butt fuck her cousin with a Ryzen chip |
| How to trade bear market? Sit on hands?’ |
| That’s some ways to go |
| You don't know what exit liquidity means and that rather undermines the whole "I've seen it all" vibe you are aiming for |
| oil is worth a lot less then its priced at |
| Bears won that one. See you at Running Man next week! \n\nI hope we get running man\n\nI'll send a truth post, let him know about the revenue potential. |
| A bunch of crayon munching meat bags. |
| Good job |
| Flair checks out |
| Thanks. |
| 😂💩💩 |
| Exaggerating a bit, but if it opens in the mid 90’s I’ll be happy. |
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| Oh yeah. Kinda feel like you're just saying words at this point but what calls are you holding over the weekend? |
| What about Hunters Laptop From Hell???!!! |
| I thought selling covered calls was great insurance for a bear market before this war\n\nNow I’m trapped in a dozen positions until the end of the month \n |
| Don’t tell her just buy longer dated puts and tell her how much you made in 3 months |
| Idiocracy is too on the nose? |
| GLP 1\nGLP 2 \nGLP7 \nGLP Heaven! |
| Eh just intraday trade volatility swings, that way you’re always insulated from after hours fuckery in either direction |
| Lolz |
| -20% in 2 days is TOO MUCH for your risk tolerance?!? Bro you’re trading OPTIONS. Like you might actually be retarded. \n\nYou know you can lose more than that and just as fast while just simply holding shares? Why are you playing with fire if you’re scared of getting burned? If -20% is too much for your risk tolerance, you should be all in on ETFs or just bonds dude.\n\nThat was seriously one of the dumber things I’ve ever seen. You 100% sold the bottom, I can’t wait for AAPL to be $290 on 04/17/2026 because -20% on *options* was too much for you.\n\nRemind Me! 35 days |
| Spreads 💰 |
| Wanna know a secret? My country is basically immune against the oil price driven recession coming up 🤫 |
| Lolz |
| Don’t forget about the government shutdown |
| This describes most of my biggest losses, now I just exit at -7% |
| Guaranteed defeat vs delusions he can turn this around. What do you think he’s gonna choose |
| The local Indian Casino doesn’t have Baccarat 😔. Will play Texas Hold’em |
| Ow my balls. Down 1.5% today so at least beating the indexes XD |
| MSFT (?) maybe |
| 🅱️onds 💀 |
| The Saudis mught give him another jet and he'll 🌮. Dubai got hit pretty good and Instagram models stopped flying there. |
| I could use a beer\n\nMadison Beer |
| Which one of you was buying my OTM 0DTE SPY calls until 30 minutes before close |
| Nike at 2016 lows isn’t too bad right now |
| We don't know your wife, but "I have been a massive twat" would be a good start. Do not gamble with money you cannot afford to lose contains no word of more than 2 syllables |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/Reasonable_Cow3667 made a bet that SPY would go to 675.0 within **21 hours** when it was 666.441 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 0 wins and 1 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| Most people here have never traded a bear market, and have no idea how to. They will remain exit liquidity for the big guys. Which is nice. For them |
| Oh man my November calls gotta be safe right? |
| Sir, this is Wendy’s |
| Fuck Microsoft |
| https://preview.redd.it/pg34yojvsvog1.jpeg?width=893&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bde7d59110163d709e5373272b3ad3c549b7b02e\n\n |
| anything on crazy sale? looking for some shit to buy and hold. |
| You need GLP-2 |
| I’m blaming Obama |
| Just a degen |
| agreed |
| that fucker owes me a lot of money |
| Damn, that's crazy |
| Can’t even take my weekend car out with gas prices this high. I guess I’ll stick to my ev forever |
| buls are u still there? |
| Remember when people would say at the end of their brilliant thesis, ‘and this isn’t financial advice’ 😂 |
| Dont |
| Idk bro my puts have paid a lot these past few days. |
| This GLP-1 making me constipated😔 |
| Buy her a fake LV Bag from the Asians and tell her you bought her a $8000 LV bag 😂 |
| Same |
| As soon as I get my 5k DOGE check, I won’t even be worried about gas prices |
| I mean you are obviously buying calls while the whole market is in a downtrend |
| You get cocky and over leverage yourself and get rekt, then start over again |
| sir the futures market is closed but I agree it's most likely arbed with all the other active oil markets so not that shit at price discovery |
| My favorite place! I like playing Baccarat. |
| Huh? I think You got it the other way around.\n\nMAGS YTD -13.5% |
| SPY flat for 6 months. Actually not bad considering all the fucked up shit. But wish I invested elsewhere |
| I'm glad Princeton has a top tier special needs program |
| That two weeks part is interesting |
| Yeah, that was my plan. Still have 17k from the line of credit to make it all back. Gotta put that money to work. |
| Kharg island was a great map |
| Feel you bro\n\nAnd that must have been a nice ride on that Monday |
| They are artificially keeping it flat |
| If you can accurately predict the true completion of the Iran war maybe, and even then it might not correct right away, the market might not believe it’s truly over when it’s over due to how information has been presented to us currently.\n\nEven then, oil won’t go back down all the way to what it was before until peak capacity in refineries is returned to what it was before the bombings of reserves and refineries \n\nTo answer your question, maybe? |
| Me personally? I’m blaming bibi for this upcoming recession, he led us into this |
| Are you rich? Every option I saw for USO was like 3-400 minimum |
| I agree |
| Happy to help |
| sit her down and bring a puppy home |
| SPR open, Russia sanctions removed, Bessent trading oil futures. Nothing can stop the oil! 😅 |
| the theme is fuck your calls and fuck your puts, just expertly eating premiums |
| Calm. We will get there sometime next week when people fully realise that there won't be a TACO this time. |