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| It’s just a word salad |
| #I would like to announce my official retirement from WSB and shitposting \n# \n#edit: I would like to announce my official return to WSB and shitposting |
| LLMs are just coat tail riders of the initial Fast transformer model, the data wall is going to eventually expose the bubble, world models may also turn out to be a dead end as well , but the big money is just throwing more compute at an intrinsic limitation of LLMs for now I guess. |
| Japan about to dump on us again |
| AAPL will be the largest market cap company by the end of the year. Thank you for your time and service NVDA. |
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| Wanna go out? 😉 |
| American politics is just a series of race jokes, the tone of which is determined by political alignment. |
| Nah they need all the bodies they can get |
| CALLS ON Sydney Sweeney!!!!!!! |
| ...catchy |
| Wen Pow? |
| It's not the bull market, you really are a genius |
| Depends on the rate of course. |
| You don’t belong here sir |
| L Clown |
| IM AT THE FUNERAL HOME TRYING NOT TO FLIRT |
| Somehow you’ll be the one to beat the entire financial system who’s balls deep into NVDA |
| Interactive Brokers Portfolio Margin gives like 10x leverage or more. |
| That's the dumbest shit I've heard all day. Fuck Tesla. |
| .02 to .23. I sold 100 already |
| wsb chat volume is low. Puts |
| The one told to him in a dream |
| That's if they'll hire you. This job markets rough |
| SNOW calls are the most obvious thing here. |
| For 6 years, I've had men tell me I don't know what I'm doing. And I'm still here \*shrugs\* |
| The day of reckoning is coming, its one margin call away and you will be ABSOLUTELY crying about why you did not liquidate |
| I refuse to believe anyone with access to that much money is asking Reddit for help. Fuck off and do it yourself. |
| I believe so. Don’t quote me on it |
| I sold mdb for a 50k loss in March 🫣 |
| Strategy's strategy is to buy low sell high? |
| 3 minutes!?!? Is it full-port time? |
| When aliens come and say “take us to your leader”\n\nIt will be you. |
| So calls it is |
| When you lose it all ill be sure to give you an award. |
| Are you using Portfolio Margining or are you using regular Reg T margin |
| the rule of thumb is to borrow $10M and dump all the money in Tesla and get overnight rich. |
| This is by far the biggest piece of nonsense I've seen in 2025 on r/wallstreetbets.\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/64l29q965o4g1.png?width=200&format=png&auto=webp&s=7f052552e545447ea69e76907cf0961a89b1dba1 |
| Obviously, but I’d take dry AI slop over this grating Maddox-style slop. |
| MSTR crushing the shorts lol remember back when money could have been made on any call option strike cuz it was pumping so much 😆 |
| Well done! 🍻 |
| As long as 'tards keep buying the stock, nobody loses.... |
| Google does the high level TPU architecture. Broadcom does the physical design of the chip. TMSC builds them. |
| Why the fuck is apple going up lmaook\n\nFuck this company\n\nZero growth and trading at 40x earnings\n\nMarket is fucking insane |
| what weaknesses? |
| Use this experience to better yourself in the casino 😢 |
| 😁 |
| If you're getting margin called, you're overleveraged. Be disciplined, and cut back when you get losses, [as I did and showed](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/sa51xh/leveraged_smartbeta_loss_porn_for_years/). |
| We don’t make money here |
| Sure |
| its = belongs to it. Example: The cat licked its paw. it’s = it is or it has. Example: It’s raining (It is raining). |
| Santoli’s Monday market wrap-up ALWAYS has the worst takes |
| No fucking idea whats happening tomorrow 🤷♂️ might catch a vibe after i rub one out ill keep you updated. |
| No but I bet you can interpret it late it night when you're on X or TS. |
| Pe of 200 and the chart looks like a classic bubble dead cat bounce |
| Doesn’t add up. |
| I bought some garlic naan with mine |
| 4 rupees and 2 smeckels. |
| Him and Edgecuck are probably fucking.... |
| SHORT $RGTI |
| At this point I’m just holding onto them to see how much I can sell them all for. Hopefully use the money to buy an island in Bermuda so I can tell people to Get Off My Beach ^TM |
| I have never even heard of MDB until 3\nMins ago |
| So many people are making millions off NVDA's life, but you go on and make your 120k off its 'death.' |
| I am really not looking forward to the day Gemini begins advertising to me.\n\nI must be the only regard who does not trust Google lol |
| I just applied for a line of credit and a margin account so this post gives me a lot of confidence |
| Watch good movies and spend relaxing time along family. |
| u fuk |
| Where are you getting so much long term leverage? I need to leverage more only at 2x now |
| your signs #1 and #2 are very solid, trust those two specifically! especially google making it's own chips. that wording you used captures the essence of chips and those chips compared to these chips, they're all chips....and google is making it's own chips and meta wants some too. |
| A woodchuck could chuck a quarter cord of conifer if a woodchuck could chuck wood. |
| My puts are fked tomorrow aren’t they |
| yeah this is a present, so they can deal with any cleaning lol |
| What’s a slag. |
| You are the market |
| MM coming for people like you |
| Not the best day, but AMD is undoing some of the damage from last week. |
| Damn well.. I guess if you're gonna lose a bet its best to lose big. Thanks MDB for blowing up my puts. |
| Shut your whore mouth about Papa Powell |
| Dammit, I can't just do this on vibes. I need to actually go read the SEC filings about all the IREN convertible notes to see what's the fine print. |
| If you can't tell then you shouldn't be trading, retard |
| So she likes stock market talk, she just doesn't like you. Sorry bro. |
| i shed a tear before the nights over. god bless the corn i put this ice over. |
| 🐂🪤 |
| Easy big fellow |
| It's AI slop, that's why. |
| 🙈🙉🤣🤣🤣 |
| I don't know about your Santa, but mine said HeeHeeHee when he saw me |
| dunno, going to give it to my gf as a christmas present, people seem to like it though. |
| because it's the truth. 🥴 |
| Cooked bro. Sell the gf. |
| Good luck to you! |
| spy volume was 50% of normal today - just some filtering in at EOD |
| I think it'll be the smiling fartsmeller. Bet he rips some giant ones that even the press will smile about when they announce. |
| This man has no idea what he is doing. Let him continue |
| Regarded |
| Dafuq man. |
| any kind of exercise helps. take walks. listen to podcasts, sleep. it gets easier with time though. |
| When corporations start paying big $$ to replace regular employees. It’ll be like grocery store checkout machines for white collar jobs. |
| Are we gonna have a good non theta day tomorrow???? |
| Jpow is probably gonna cause a dump then the market will bounce after realizing this old fuck is gone in less than 6 months |
| Picking directions on ER feels terrible i just bet against the high premiums now. Especially when SnP is volatile i feel like earnings matter less and moves get faded pretty quick. I actually did really well in the earnings last month just shorting premium |
| **Ban Bet Created:** **/u/Fantastic_Barbie** bet **SNOW** goes from **260.65** to **286.71** before **08-Dec-2025 05:24 PM EST**\n\nTheir record is 4 wins and 17 losses.\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) | [**⚔**](https://www.reddit.com/r/KarmaCave/) |
| !banbet snow 10% 1w |
| Train Dreams. Lovely movie, but the porno industry doesn’t even have to put any effort into coming up with the title to their own version. |
| I’ll start the oven for you. |
| Trees grow to heaven |
| who your sister or your gf |
| There is a reason. Have you seen the news? Heavy SNOW storm incoming east coast. |
| That's what I thought but hey I might be regarded never know |
| Nah...the guy who would buy them for $750. |
| Go to casino gamble everything on red |
| Ur cooked |
| 😂😂😂 nice meme |
| Ser - it’s SNOWing in Shitcagoland - that’s why! |
| I have seen gold and then it stared back at me |
| Hes the sort of retard who would buy $goog at these insane prices. |
| wait. JPOW doing primetime???? |
| White men are so easy to fool, half the women in the right have been pump and dumped by non whites. The woman who told Vivek she wouldn't v0te for him cause he's indian...dated an indian |
| Why you think Santa takes pictures with porn couches, it’s no longer a chair. |
| OP Left Hand be like:\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/aj6r4svg4o4g1.png?width=216&format=png&auto=webp&s=8d7887943a3f2fbe6c29d97a92b282f0b98f63b9 |
| bought too many BBY calls two minutes to market close today. need to unload them when she goes green tomorrow. |
| my gf hates stock market talk. always starts rolling her eyes. at thanksgiving dinner my sister's very good looking husband started talking about nvda, googl, the AI trade and she was so into it. hanging on his every word and smiling. she even asked him how she can buy stocks. |
| You are literally a rookie call buyer. Thinking about the unrealized loss 5 minutes after entering into a trade. Let’s hope the iv crush doesn’t absolutely crush you. |
| MSTR announces new business model is to sell stock to raise cash, then use that cash to buy Treasuries that yield about 4% to fund the issuance of debt and preferred stock at a cost of 8%–10%. Jesus christ |
| I don't even use Samsung lol, I use oneplus. Just was looking at Samsung's in my free time |
| trump |
| I’m gonna sell everything at market open, then slowly and erratically rebuy everything throughout the day, and then I’m gonna quickly sell everything again at 2 pm for no reason |
| bear trap |
| Leverage works both ways..... Ever had a margin call? |
| Hangout with friends and family. |
| I’m so glad we can use retarded again!! |
| My dumb ass. I thought those were copper pipes on the shelves! |
| I like a lot this play, and I do think it's gonna rebound soon\n\nbut what if it does go down more, do you average down this? or you just let it run? |
| They make purple cables for data centers to connect Nvidia GPUs |
| Bear markets? |
| Freak the fuck out and panic sell everything |
| I considered the Margarita machine but I don't wanna clean that shit |
| Did the right thing. Takes about 5 years for the demons to come out. \n\nYou dodged a bullet and now know the red flags. Go get the latest, low mileage, new model. |
| Talk to a friend or go get a nice dinner |
| 67 |
| 🙄 |
| Switch to Sony , dafuq you doin with that dinosaur. |
| Mannnn how does he do it ?!!! |
| Agent Smith: Why, Mr. Anderson? Why do you do it? Why get up? Why keep fighting? Do you believe you’re fighting for something? For more than your survival? Can you tell me what it is? Do you even know? ... You must be able to see it, Mr. Anderson. You must know it by now. You can’t win. It’s pointless to keep buying the dip. Why, Mr. Anderson? Why? Why do you persist?\n\nNeo: Because I choose to. |
| Sorry man…i had PCS on MDB for 340/345 but puss..out and sold before close as too many people were bullish…and honestly I thought CRDO would tank this time\nIt was around $70 in June and now $200\nMay be it will tank next ER |
| All in on….. |
| I'm not even positive that gold is a real thing. Have you ever seen it?? Nobody has |
| This will be a good one to follow though |
| “No”\nBut\n“Yes” |
| Holy shit |
| I hope licknut replaces jpow |
| Interesting...HQ is in Cayman Islands. Very be careful. |
| me |
| Friday ended the blown off top week of this long bull market.\n\nIt’s fucking over. |
| 2k£. 10%. On Nasdaq calls because I was so sure of a V into the close. We got a M instead |
| *puts a crisp 5$ on the arm chair |
| Someone bought the top |
| It's way too late, the market is already pricing in double digit growth for decades despite googles significant weaknesses. |
| If you ever feel stupid, just remember there are men here in long term relationships with women who were proud slags |
| I think this entire sub is a psyop. Actually all of reddit. Actually the whole internet. |
| Idk why but this is the comment that got me |
| i have been for the last 2 months. Making a killing. |
| CRDO |
| Take all the money you used to spend on her and invest it in GOOGLE |
| Agree. In time this will end up being like the browser wars. There was one, then many and then too many and now there is a handful. I see AI in the same space with many. I believe Gemini will survive the first batch of culling of the AI landscape. |
| Brother, I’m right behind you. Six years with mine too. It’ll get better for us |
| central time zone roll call |
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| A restaurant selling their secret sauce isn't competition for Costco.\n\nGoogle isn't a chip vendor for a reason, they don't have the ability to scale when they need the overwhelming majority of their already tiny CoWoS allocation for their own interal workloads. |
| Gotta slay a few dragons to get the princess your on a journey my friend |
| This account is a bot, this quote is stolen word for word including the exact number of seconds being 7.3 they didn't even try |
| Well they didn't have to buy Nest just to kill it. They could have not bought it, or planned a better end of life so not to piss off users. That's just one of many examples though.\n\nEverytime Google kill a project, people lose trust in the brand. |
| Where do you work, so I can short that company? |
| WOPR telling us only winning move is not to trade |
| I bought a Ninja IceCream maker with my winnings. |
| Find a pornstar that looks like her. Crank it, full port SPY calls that expire next Friday |
| I'm assuming you are young still. There are many fish in the sea. Who knows you might decide she is THE one down the line. |
| No one good. |
| How much money you lose I mean invest today? |
| Just like sports teams. Your team regard my team not regard.. |
| Crying myself to sleep for the 100th day now. Nothing to do with the market, just my daily routine. |
| AGAIN ?? |
| As a dev, i can say Amazon's chips and infrastructure are miles ahead of googles TPUs. I'd rather own Amazon than Google. |
| wow what the duece? Where was WSB on this one? |
| Your ideas are right, but your timing is wrong\n\nAlso Apple is just dumb. Don’t know why people keep pumping the PE up so much. Only reason the price has grown in the last year is from multiple expansion |
| find another one |
| Hehe. |
| *QANTUM HACK* |
| MENSA is Spanish for 'dumb bitch' |
| Go to the gym. Go no contact. It'll get better brother |
| "Are you guys working?"\n\n"Yes boss!"\n\n"Could you be working ...any harder than this?"\n\n"Yes, boss!'\n\n"Hey, call me Gemini." |
| “Them” planning to screw you ngl. |
| Rub one out. |
| Bro NVDA was up 1.6% today 🤣 |
| NVDA ATH by Christmas? |
| ngl i kind of forgot samsung existed |
| TPUs have been around since 2015... nothing new. They also aren't a real competitor to GPUs. CUDA is what drives all AI models. TPUs are a closed google system... no one other than Google will be able use use them, unless you rent them from Google's servers. Nvidia is ramping up inventory to sell more blackwells, it's in high demand.\n\nIf you were to make a bet, it'd bet on Nvidia. I'm an AI Engineer, I'm in the trenches. No one is going to create a model on TPUs ... no one. $21/hr to rent 8 TPUs for 256gb of VRAM... $6 to rent 2 H200 for 282gb of VRAM... There's no cost savings for anyone except Google. So, while you're betting on TPUs, I'll bet on GPUs remaining dominant for the foreseeable future |
| **Ban Bet Created:** **/u/AncientRoller** bet **NVDA** goes from **179.82** to **171.69** before **02-Dec-2025 05:19 PM EST**\n\nTheir record is 6 wins and 20 losses.\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) | [**⚔**](https://www.reddit.com/r/KarmaCave/) |
| 8pm I think? EST. |
| !banbet NVDA 171.69 1d |
| Welcome |
| Some people suck dick just for the taste |
| How’s it taste? |
| 0dte |
| He was right about Jensen |
| 8pm regard! |
| Dam guess it’s working McDonald’s on the weekends for a year |
| SNOW PUMPING FOR NO REASON LOL |
| Always and forever |
| Huh. I never thought about the concept of Santa themed pornos. That's gotta be a thing right |
| Just broke up with my gf of 6 years, feeling empty, wtf do I do retards |
| Oh they got so much room to fall $rgti |
| Today McBurry discovered TSLA is overvalued. Absolute genius discovery. |
| Agreed. Downward trend on almost all the time graphs before the YTD mark. |
| Samsung has been really disappointing for the last 3 years in a row. They really don't seem to even be trying. Even Apple seems more innovative than them by now. To think their price/performance ratio once put them on top of the market... |
| Hmm i was gonna say its still decently below breakeven but then i saw this second leg lmao. Yeah not looking great anymore |
| I DON'T GET IT. How are noSQL db's (MDB) making money? The only case I can see for them are new vibe coders hacking together something on the MERN stack, but that can't mean substantial revs. Ask any developer worth their salt on Reddit and they'll tell you relational is the way to go for enterprise apps.\n\nSeriously, if I suggest any enterprise developer to switch from SQL to noSQL not only will I get buried in downvotes I'll probably get laughed out of the room and my job questioned (but it's totally fine to suggest migrating from noSQL to SQL). |
| Almost bought puts on MDB lmao! |
| Nice! Invest 50% of that in an etf (I do VUG). If you can remain consistent you’ll be a millionaire in no time. |
| What? |
| https://preview.redd.it/qcjyobii3o4g1.jpeg?width=2160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0c3f0b21dd691c9701dafedd437399f87fa84cf9 |
| Idk you tell us |
| i like my floor matress and my mommy |
| IM IN THE GARDEN AND IM EATING ALL THE DIRT |
| I forgot that actual meaning of regarded for a min |
| The 1986 Stephen King movie Maximum Overdrive predicts our future. It even features a Ukrainian ground drone. |
| If Google making chips is your first bullet point, you are so fucked. Look at the Tensor processor they make and how far behind it is compared to the completion. /Signed a pixel user. |
| MU and VRT holding strong even on an extremely choppy day. I told ya yesterday these two are gonna be winners for the next month or so |
| my face |
| Dog's Plan |
| You know there just may be something to this video streaming technology everyone is going on about. |
| OP the type to have the same tone when “DeepSeek” was revealed |
| >!Retard!< |
| ... Did you just call me a fool? lmao in my defense- all this is from like 2008. |
| stuff |
| What time jpow speaking ?? |
| Agreed. |
| The whole bol/ber trope on WSB is a MM marketing ploy to get the weak-willed to buy more 0DTEs. |
| Bro you need to do more research lol. It's not just about doing something, it's about the quality of those actions. If you knew how to read, you'd be gulping hard right about now. |
| What was with that volume jump towards the end |
| Love uhhh... finds a way |
| Just play Yakuza 0, authentic yakuza life simulator tm |
| Swamp A$$ |
| Was this the NVDA rally I’ve been hearing about? 🤣 |
| Shares? Calls? Positions? |
| Best we can do is slow burn down |
| do you think santa says *hohoho* because of the things single moms do to get their kids presents |
| feds gonna be forced to do QE in 2026, get ur rockets ready bols |
| Dips burrito in mayo, what... |
| Idk man putting YouTube ads longer than the actual video is pretty evil to me |
| So u lose then |
| I’ll try |
| Can mstr go up for rest of the month so I can break even on my full port calls |
| Crazy they pay to be members and not the other way around |
| >!... AND NOT BEING DISCUSSED ON THE EXPIRED DAILY!< |
| Hereditary? Nah. Influential? Hell yeah. |
| MDB GOING CRAZY OH MY GOD I’M RICH |
| How much wood could a woodchuck chuck\nIf a woodchuck could chuck wood?\nAs much wood as a woodchuck could chuck,\nIf a woodchuck could chuck wood. |
| I bought a call today at -6%. Great little pullback to get in |
| How TF is Tom Lee still regarded highly? The dude comes with wild outlandish bullish predictions and almost always is wrong. |
| literally illiterate |
| Touch grass. |
| Dang Shopify why? |
| Youre looking at it the wrong way. \n\n\nNvidia knows its resources are finite mainly their production is at its limits. Theres plenty of room to go around to build chips. \n\n\nGoogle being a player ads another stimulus to the air market as a whole. Keeping the hype up, maintaining demands, and recouping investments. \n\n\nWatch . Phase 3 is going to turn into Nvidia dipping their toes into Ai investments. Either soon requesting royalty shares, or investments in ai bots like ChatGPT for chip offerings. \n\nPeople are calling it a bubble but im seeing an eco system being developed to sustain AI. |
| Need more extra judicial killings |
| Yes. |
| Top wood splits when the axe is half or 3/4 way through so axe doesn't reach the block |
| MSTR bottomed today\n\n(Or I’m getting bottomed again) |
| Value still relies on 'greater fool theory' tho |
| I hate minerals so much. Such a flip from wanting to suck off any company digging rocks out of the ground in October. Such is life I guess. |
| Some absolute moron. |
| The real battle is probably for the contracts for energy supply. \n\nSupplying the energy for the data centers is going to be the new gold miner supply |
| Wen BTC $2.7K? |
| AMD has the cure for cancer but they won’t announce till January for tax reasons |
| If you use enough force it will |
| Lesson here is take profits. I'm almost always green for a bit after I enter a position, but once it turns red I can't get myself to take a small loss so I take a big loss instead |
| Might join the Yakuza 🧐 |
| I see what you’re saying on the technical for sure. I was in the industry for many years, both legal and not, and I just don’t see the value there. Short term volatility spike sure, but long term I don’t see it man. Big alcohol, big tobacco and big pharma are going to come on a crush everyone. I used to work with the Israeli guys building out their facilities and they told us we were all fools for trying to compete with them. They already have full built out turn key facilities that make trulieve, curaleaf etc look like garage grows, and they are ready to rock once big government says go. |
| less and less people talking about HOOD on this page lately |
| Miserable? It’s down like 60% in the last 6 months |
| That tsla short.... 😮 |
| Focus OP: the fries goes into the bag! |
| Who TF will be next fed chair |
| -22% last 30 days. Heck of a bounce |
| More like an anorexic Meg the stallion, wouldn’t put it in that category just yet |
| Sir this isn't google. |
| me too |
| Elon was not afraid to talk shit about mango, for sure he will post something nasty about burry |
| that might be bubble sign lol |
| фотографии, товарищ |
| You’re not going to like what you see for the next month or two |
| You’re too early. \n\nEven if you’re right ( and I think you are ). Nvidia sales will be good in the next earning because everything is sold until 2027.\n\nHowever I also divested from Nvidia, palantir and in the process of unrolling investments in neo clouds crappy risk reward that makes me uncomfortable |
| Yep, they’re 4 years long |
| I'm curious why, given how well retail has done these last few weeks in ER. |
| Congress loading up on Consumer Staples stocks... |
| If i remember correctly mstr has 650 000 btc thats about 55B usd.\nThe market cap is about 50B \nThe enterprice value is about 65 B. i think this starts to be arbitrage play at some point. |
| Played options, ended up in the red a lot. \n\nJust been buying stocks like an idiot and have a lot more green days. \n\nSus. |
| Wow wait what the fuck is this shit? Added to the watchlist. |
| I‘m so bullish, I use yessql. |
| It’s the same logic as tsla calls. Don’t fight the momentum. |
| You ever notice how they chop wood on top of a bigger bit of wood? Why doesn’t the base wood get chopped? |
| I will prevail! |
| I have short strangles on both 🤞 |
| https://preview.redd.it/0vuix4ja2o4g1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d65ca739f27f4bfa39317dc7e203df2c92cd84d4 |
| Sucks. I wanted to get mstr calls at the bottom too, but they were so expensive I decided to lose the money on spy instead. I keep saying no more spy then there's some $100 to $10000000 in 10 days post and I relapse |
| Damn, that’s a long cycle |
| Metric fucktons of cfcs. |
| Inside becomes outside once prolapse happens. |
| guys do i use sql or nosql? |
| Are my SPX calls gonna print tomorrow 🙁 |
| cnbc just mentioned the possible mstr squeeze, now it's not gonna happen smh |
| I got a poopy butt |
| Your mom is a hoe. |
| I love when bers fukt with green dildo |
| All that just to be down $6 today….. |
| I need a real winner this week please!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| uranium baggies witnessing their first choppy month without any volume 🤧\n\n\nbeen in this shit five years, half my positions I already sold long time ago have outperformed Nvidia, the other half I'm still holding and are just cucking me during every run-up 🫠 |
| Hopium on an earnings gamble, you’re no different than rookie call buyers tbh |
| Can I just shit gold please? I'm tired of gambling. |
| “No” |
| congrats |
| Need to 100x the contract size... |
| You know nothing about economics. \n\nYou think every tech CEO, AI engineer, and tech investor is going to sit idly by and continue paying Nvidia 70% margins on their chips for eternity? Intense competition is coming, sooner or later. And the market will price this in well in advance of any sign they’re encroaching Nvidia’s expertise. |
| I'm busy can someone manage my port when jpow is talking |
| NVDA buy signal |
| Burry FAFO’ing with Jensen, Karp and now Elon. |
| !remindme 30 Days |
| I get that with 2 figures |
| https://preview.redd.it/mz96t6ax1o4g1.jpeg?width=225&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=36b0f95dc2cb27b9854fb4e2a3860c4f2b577b81 |
| Google and Meta gona be receiving +50000% invoices this quarter from Nvidia 😂📉\n\nCame at the king and missed 😭 |
| HOLY SHIT FUTES ARE >!NOT OPEN DUMASS ITS 5 PM REGARD!< |
| I get that with 2 figures |
| It will burn out soon enough |
| https://preview.redd.it/bwfv3fhs1o4g1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=010e0701b5175da09d1a83b44da51514276ca5ac\n\nsee that? A fade is already happening |
| Feels like nobody truly understands how fast NVDA is growing |
| And America’s flagship stock never loses their place in the top s500 market cap companies over years/decades/generations? It’s not set in stone if history is any guide. Cisco, Intel, Walmart, Exxon Mobil and GE were all in the top 6 of the sp500 back in the year 2000. Microsoft was #1 it’s now number 3. Nvdia’s going to be there but not #1. Other companies will eventually start designing their own chips, Nvdia doesn’t have any chip fabs they outsource just like most everyone else (except Intel). |
| "USD reserve" is so funny |
| Love you MSTR. Designed to make bers miserable |
| But it isn’t. It’s bouncing off the bottom like a big booty Latina |
| Bye |
| You wana join him? |
| Decem-bear incoming |
| Yeah I guess.. honestly at this point, both a rate cut and no rate cut are probably both priced in and simultaneously not priced in 🤣🤣 |
| Most people in the sub would probably agree, but your timing is way off. |
| on your no-no square |
| And Cadence (CDNS). It's like buying both Micron and SK Hynix. |
| this is the content I’m actually here for |
| “Hair-Line Recedes” |
| Lets be real... if you are not in tech you're not a real degen |
| does the white man overbite |
| Can you make a candle with it? |
| MSTR market cap less than cash and amount of bitcoin lol market basically saying Saylor is dead |
| This right here. Please and thx |
| can spy get to ath again i feel retarded buying puts when it’s not |
| I love watching bitcoin bleed out |
| I am quite entertained, thanks fake meat. |
| She’s 20 now 👀 |
| Can somebody post some juicy insider info for FFS |
| None, but I’ve eaten enough smelly snatch to know there may be a chance. |
| $CRDO is just an insane stock man |
| I have one put already but no options trading on Schwab after hours. So I shorted 400 shares. |
| As you quickly found out, your bet is directional because your profit is directly tied to a move down into your window. Trading the magnitude of movement is just as important as picking the right direction.\n\nYou are staring at a loss hoping to make a profit, it’s okay, only amateurs think every trade is a winner |
| !RemindMe 1 month |
| Buying power packs and dry beating kinda night tonight |
| He might be right still. The bull case is convincing |
| if you blow on it you get 8 more seconds |
| https://theonion.com/crypto-leaders-call-for-infusion-of-20-million-dopes-to-1850544377/ |
| Hoping Jensen pumps this shit to the moon and Jpow doesn't fuck me tonight |
| Downy |
| Something something technical jargon but no, each use of AI requires slightly different types of computational work. |
| The fact we don’t have 10x leverage ETFs is kind of insulting |
| Leveraged emotions |
| bro she was 12, that movie was 8+ years ago |
| *YEN CARRY TRADE* |
| Fake ghey money won’t stop recovering rn… I really read this so wrong lmao. I thought it would break down to 80k by tomorrow. But looks like it’s just gonna come back. |
| I have 678 puts for Thursday, so if you have calls you're probably good |
| I thought Boeing 212 was free money. Turns out I was wrong |
| Trading one worthless asset for another. |
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| The girl from the Logan movie got stacked, wtf |
| Yeah, I mean, Google’s\nmotto was “Don’t Be Evil” for twenty years, but now that’s pushed to the very end bottom in their corporate code of conduct. |
| You should stick to your day job, which hopefully isn't this. |
| I like the texture and look of just the sea salt spray in my hair, but how do I lock it in |
| They'll be able to monetise AI easily. Just throw ads into the response with a little "Sponsored" line to it.\n\nJust as when you search on Google you skip the first 3 results because they're ad results, the AI will give you 3 paragraphs of ads with the remaining being the actual content.\n\nIf every prompt provides an ad... Fuck me the revenue 😂 |
| "I can calculate the motion of heavenly bodies, but not the madness of people" |
| Apple Stocks app showed META at 685. I got so happy and then realized it was a glitch in the matrix. |
| Need him to drop a "fuck your puts" ty |
| Right after they kill the whole internet and become the one and only true god of our screentime addiction, the chatbots will suddenly turn into google-search.... nothing but ads. This time we won't realize it though, thr AI being smarter than us, will avoid detection as it shapes our very core behaviors for profit. |
| U may be good. |
| I understand what you’re saying … but I see a cup and handle forming and got a feeling we’ll see a move up. Not too worried about the derivative risk on swaps in the ETF honestly \n\nIf it was a short fund then ya sure but I’ll be good |
| Scam Altman is putting Peloton ads in ChatGPT. That too on the $200/month plan. \n\nlol. |
| Please keep us updated |
| That sounds like a good play. Are you buying puts or straight up shorting shares? |
| already went from 90 to 141 in a month so i hope it happens again |
| We do know. It's going to go to the right |
| Gets as low as the fed funds rate. |
| Wakka wakka wokka |
| LMAO @ Sailor accumulating " USD" |
| Vanguard announced that now you can buy crypto etf so that sounds like a pump to me |
| He is at Stanford and is not talking policy. |
| MSTR 12% intraday swing??? |
| Stick your finger in your ear, move it up and down, sounds like Pac-Man. |
| Im like 15% gey |
| $LENZ all day everyday until broke or Lambo. |
| Due to inflation, you can now eat food that’s been on the floor for 7.3 seconds |
| In fact, those note holders should be shorting right now to guarantee the profits between the current $45.50ish market and $13.64-$16.81 conversion rate.\n\n\nI just reopened my short position while there are shares to borrow. |
| Exactly, like there is only one automobile brand and only one casino brand and only one bank company.... |
| Thatd be a big fucking pump right there |
| CREDoHmyGoodness! |
| Nah bro I’m not weird |
| > that nobody really talks about\n\nTell me about how you are clueless about the tech industry without telling me |
| He’s the plug in the corner for sure |
| \nHehe |
| Why is Jpow talking so late tonight? Is this for something outside of his usual talks |
| Is Asia done throwing a tantrum yet, America needs a pump |
| Can't see a way demand comes back either |
| Pepe yes sign dot jpeg |
| how many guys did you blow before you realized you were gay? for me it was 7 (I had my suspicious partway through #3, but didn't want to jump to early conclusions) |
| True bro |
| How is SOXL up after-hours ? None of this makes any sense |
| I wasn’t. HA. Still a regard though. |
| You're going to lose your hair too |
| For now |
| Um I don't know I don't know what this means sir this is a casino does that mean more uppie or more Downy |
| My bro Evolving |
| It's going one way hard tomorrow which way who knows |
| White House trying to exclude pornographic activities from the "No Tax on Tips" thing\n\nThat's it guys, I'm becoming an OnlyFans lobbyist lmao |
| I bet you eat ur earwax too |
| AI taking jobs is going to be terrible for humans ❌\n\nPaper clip maximizer ✅ |
| I wonder how Jpow would be in de club. You think he breaks that shit down? |
| Not as tasty tho |
| All in on TSLA Puts and GOOG Calls |
| Learning a bit too much about your general hygiene. |
| Yeah but shorting it... |
| Im not saying dudes trade is smart\n\nBut the highest market cap company is hardly constant\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/5k6puhwdzn4g1.png?width=1200&format=png&auto=webp&s=7b90d2f88ce56af515b471a034cc9b70df5262f7\n\nYou look at most of these companies...... they either had some kind of legit moat, meaningful diversification, customer stickiness etc\n\nThere was absolutely positively no way NVIDIA was gonna maintain the AI chip monopoly and companies still havent figured out how to make money from AI yet. At least enough to justify this level of investment\n\nAgain I am a Vanguard ETF basic bitch but NVIDIA looks shaky as hell |
| Jpow gonna say “good evening” tonight. Just watch. |
| Well if you’ve been holding Amazon for the last year you don’t have to worry about tax loss harvesting or selling for profit or collecting any dividends. 🤷 |
| > nobody really talks about\n\nEverybody has been talking about their TPUs for years. What a clown |
| “Newton was invested in the South Sea Company and lost at least £10,000, and plausibly more than £20,000 (£4.4 million in 2020[185]) when it collapsed in around 1720. Since he was already rich before the bubble, he still died rich, at estate value around £30,000.” |
| Who hurted you.. 😕 |
| Why is meta being a little bitch |
| Ear wax is like boogers, but for the ear |
| Still not used to having a portfolio where a 5% move is 5 figures… constant urge to panic sell |
| >Apple has started shipping “Houston-built AI servers” to its data centers, as part of a cloud-AI backend architecture known as Private Cloud Compute (PCC). These servers reportedly include “custom chips built to handle advanced AI workloads.”\n\nSure, Apple AI isn't leading anything now, but the proliferation shows its a months long process to create a chatbot from scratch now that mankind knows how. Its a commodity. The UI, integration, and privacy--monetization pair is where differentiation might happen. Hardware works or not, not very interesting. Economics of servers don't affect users. \n\nThe Apple advantage here is PCC. The foundational privacy architecture. |
| Hopefully OP has a day job |
| Gey Buls always lookin for a ber |
| aue, and 20 more on top of that is ridiculous |
| Why is the Norwegian government hiding the existence of Trolls though |
| I mean... people have have been dick riding Google's TPUs in here for well over a year now. You just weren't willing to pay attention. |
| The reason IREN needs money is important, which is to continue to grow because they're maxed out. This is bullish |
| Just buy more |
| how do they keep losing money selling trash peripherals |
| Imagine Jpow streaming his life on Twitch. Every fart and dump he takes will move the markets. |
| nbis 150 eoy possible? |
| A huge hunk o’ wax just fell out of my ear |
| Everybody thetaed |
| Looking at the check engine light in my car and telling myself "the lion doesn't concern itself with oil changes." |
| Sure they didn't say "ass hat" class? |
| 👀 |
| It cums out of clouds then piles up on the ground dum dum |
| Hopefully NVDA is done wallowing in filth and can go back to ath |
| He got you |
| That’s MY move!! I Stop Short! |
| To anyone who thinks google TPU's are death of NVDA, you don't understand anything about AI or GPU.\n\n- To start simple, Google TPU chips are ASICS\n\n- Nvidia chips are general purpose GPU and they are mass-produced ones with higher number of cores designed for massive parallel processing.\n\n- Nvidia CUDA software ecosystem is well established since 2006\n\n- Nvidia AI chips work together in large-scale systems, using high-speed interconnects like NVLink and InfiniBand networking to link thousands of GPUs into what functions as a single, powerful supercomputer for training massive AI models like ChatGPT. This is technically a monopoly in current environment, they simply fit into existing server racks.\n\n- Google and Meta is a partnership program that means meta cannot deploy them other own, it needs help from google to deploy into their AI data center. \n\n- Google still not yet a state to mass produce them also apart from meta collaboration, they only provide their own TPU in google cloud only, where as Mvidia GPU are available in any cloud and also can be deployed in any existing data centre \n\n- It takes a long time for google to catchup may be in next 5-10 years, but by that time quantum might come in forefront. |
| Lies |
| Quick sell it all and get a Big Mac 😁 |
| Google's hesitance to open the AI Pandora's Box looked flat footed a few years ago.\n\nNow, that reluctance looks prescient and ethical to the point of quaintness. They knew it wasn't reliable yet but ChatGPT forced their hand. |
| Google making it is own chips (sounds good to me) |
| Cum on me |
| y red |
| Shoot am I gonna lose my !banbet ? |
| Yes |
| my brother who is in his 40s and makes minimum wage texted me today asking if nvda is a long term investment. \n\nmy brother is a good guy, but that doesn't strike me as the start of a bull market. |
| Mega mind |
| Yeah notice how they are exchanging shares for current debt and then issuing more debt\n\n\nThe conversion price is pretty sweet for note holders if the current market price holds. But I wonder how many of them will just wanted to unload the shares. Or use them to cover short positions they will already have. |
| Plz stay up till Friday gng 🙏 hopefully nothing is priced in |
 nytimes.com www.nytimes.com |
| It already happened bro. $212 - $169 is 20% |
| Gettaloadofthisguy |
| Calls its! FTFY |
| I don't think you know what you're talking about.\n\n75% of the servers are Linux 😀 |
| Ivana Baquero\n\nOr \n\nMegan Montaner |
| what happs |
| OpenAI doesn’t have its own infrastructure and shares revenue with Microsoft. |
| There's a reason we are all here |
| It’s Me, I’m the fat regard that died |
| do the opposite of everything this genius suggested. mdb crushed it. snow calls to oblivion! |
| I think OpenAI is a goner if they end up like Lyft to Google's Uber. Its valuation will plummet through the floor. |
| now you can mstrbate |
| It made me very prosperous so me to o |
| I should be able to claim more than 3k in losses in taxes haha |
| Alright, what percentage of you are gey |
| Congratz, MDB bulls. 15% up AH. |
| If we're red tomorrow I will watch The Star Wars Holiday Special all the way through without even my phone as a distraction |
| Very |
| Demand died. CEO called this out few years ago, 🥭 gutting solar hasn’t helped. Great company, great CEO, awful macro. |
| luckily, their ipad division is doing fantastic! |
| How is NFLX green today, that season is ass |
| MDB beat. And SNOW always beats their own numbers. |
| Its* |
| All things considered if you are at least break even this year, ya done good kid (just forget inflation and baseline passive investing 🫣) |
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| !banbet GLD $392.50 1d |
| Please 🙏 God train wreck these crypto nerds, they must be smited |
| Crypto bros told me BTC is a recession-proof asset class 🍑 |
| cool, cool cool, cool beans |
| Not been relevant for a long time now |
| Hes probably day trading like a degen like us. Don't need to be short forever. |
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| Before I make a trade I do a little jig and whisper ‘money money money cum to me’. Works every time. |
| winter time |
| Someone call MENSA |
| Nice try but whats the intention? |
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| That wasn't a financial decision, it was a legal pressing that got rejected. |
| https://youtu.be/6jDHRW6fngg?si=wbiPlv3MbmOSTWMX |
| Bear market started towards December, we hit ath in 2021 Nov |
| Why the fuck is SNOW up? |
| Yeah, OP doesn't understand timeliness, what is December 31st and how many gigafactories will be built by then? |
| I bought puts and shares |
| issuance of shares and senior convertible notes |
| $CRSR very undervalued |
| Hahahaha snort |
| You'll recover, it's only slightly more than a 100% gain to get back to where you were |
| Meat puts and shares |
| Love when my stocks start down 8% and end down 3.5% #wins |
| Depends…. What’s the size of your port? |
| wym in 21 the market continued to perform well 😂😂 |
| [gamble](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/s/vhVIZe6aZX)\n paid off 🥳 |
| Should have bought 1000 bitcoin at a dollar |
| Walmart |
| Will ENPH bounce back? It's at 1/10 of its ATH. Wtf happened? |
| He bet against nvidia, share dropped, he‘s already in the money anyway |
| Offloading debt to shareholders again |
| $NFLX split didn't save them. Only thing saving them is all of us are dead season 2. |
| Love taking money out of my account cause it makes me feel like I’ve gained more |
| You're right, this gimp suit needs to be aired out |
| 😂 |
| Just pretend , you might scare people away but you’ll get worse before you get better at it. Then one day you’ll look back when you’re old and lonely and say, why the f didn’t I buy spy puts |
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| They were being sarcastic. Microsoft is definitely not in most servers around the world either. |
| Burry timelines for being a total loser\n\n\n1) predicted in 2017, a global financial meltdown leading to World War 3 - Did not occur; the market continued to rise.\n\n2) In 2019 predicted Index funds as the next market bubble however, markets thrived; S&P 500 returned 50%.\n\n3) In 2020, he shorted Tesla stocks due to "overvaluation". Tesla's stock increased significantly.\n\n4) In 2021, he predicted a market crash was imminent due to meme stocks and speculation. The market continued to perform well.\n\n5) in Jan 2023 he tweeted sell when bull market was just getting started, from then on qqq & S&P up 100%\n\n6) in 2025 few months ago, he bet against Nvda, now this loser is back tweeting abt Tesla again \n\n\n\nConclusion: burry is a fucking 🤡 |
| ur anus |
| Pump btc calls |
| LLM slop post holy fuck |
| The Isaac Newton of our times is currently studying the stock market |
| ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED |
| It's easy to be a bullish analyst that's usually correct during 16 years of QE and near ZIRP more than half the time. |
| I’m here for it. Legendary comment, good sir. |
| I want to take take take chow down, take chow down to china town |
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| Herb ass comment\n\nWhat’s your “real problem”, that you’re a broke degenerate gambling addict that’s completely alone and has no prospects? |
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| 3 years ago i went to a conference where one of the speakers is a scientist from google, very young and very talented. He was explaining all the shit they do in google and how computational demand, and how inaccessible most of these things are due to their insane computational demands. Therefore for him and google there is a serious need, demand and a brewing war for a new generation of chip that is specially for AI (like how asic tooks over crypto mining from gpu for example). He predicted within the next 5 years we will see something like that materialised. 2 more years to go! I really believe TPU is just a start of that vision. |
| Herb ass comment |
| Delete this |
| The profession, gamer, or rapper? |
| Has anyone considered the fact that I'd rather go bankrupt again than read one more post about AI? |
| Beary 100% hit ratio last two weeks, plus he raised a bear subscriber army\n\nCould be the end for TSLA |
| This dude needs to clean his glass eye he’s bugging |
| Powell can’t even talk about policy today right? |
| Meta please go up 5%-10% this week |
| So are unicorns |
| News just in,\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/vtfs7kkvyn4g1.jpeg?width=1172&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6e6894df18d5eb416e310812acab413c92e6091a |
| I’m stopping short. I love that move. |
| It was prob oversold on technical indicators but fundamentals still pretty shaky |
| Sold my AMZN leap today and the spread / fill was terrible. |
| I was a bit shy to share this here but I found out something interesting about NVDA. \n\n\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/ngucxpcnyn4g1.jpeg?width=336&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=08a093d362aeea9be9e0523ec19955145077b0c6\n\nWild that tradingview shares that info and I don't even pay them |
| Senior Traders busy hunting deer in the woods, clearly |
| An ETF of swaps, not actual stocks. Cause ya know, US based weed companies can’t be listed on US markets right. Right. I get your defense of MSOS being US companies, of swaps, but what’s your reasoning for going in on them? Market is saturated. Weed is basically free these days. |
| Touch of the tiz |
| Eating 10k calories a day to lose weight? Almost as retarded as TSLA bros |
| Gamble on it anyways |
| ironically named site |
| Ban this. |
| I’ll ask my wife |
| Helped me out a bit last year. Gonna actually kill me this year 😎 |
| for crypto bulls |
| I remember not long ago when tom Lee was saying eth is going to 60k 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 |
| When did he lose against NVDA? We don’t know anything about that trade right? |
| TPU pods are essentially direct competitors to NVIDIA superpods when used for training/inference. GPUs are more general purpose of course but machine learning is a huge source of NVIDIA stock valuation right now. That said, I’m not sure Google is looking to sell hardware so much as “rent” it. It’s hard to predict what kind of impact we’ll see. It’s not like Microsoft and Amazon are going to let their deployments fall behind. Google will also still need GPUs where TPUs may not be a good fit. |
| Stop saving clothes and shoes for special occasions. Wear them whenever you can💯 |
| electrifying |
| Make sure to wave at the outdoor cameras as you leave and say "thank you Waymo"\n\nThey'll remember it in 2035 when they're hunting pedestrian targets |
| random guy on social media dies from overeating food |
| He's supposed to just be talking about a guy named George Shultz, so dunno if he's really going to be sending out any hints about the 12/10 meeting. |
| then I wouldn't be able to buy the calls so it works out |
| Is this man pitching GOOG **after** it gained 40% in 1 month? Brilliant analysis, and might I add there’s a 60% chance it’s already raining. |
| Pretty spendy |
| $TE in for a wild December |
| A baby born will die before the sin |
| Very likely tbh. |
| toaster bath time |
| i paper handed puts a few weeks ago like a little bitch |
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| no it's self correcting because once you lose all of money the next generation can't gamble |
| I should start my own hedge fund\n\nI'd call it ligma |
| 🎵 Option Chaaaaain 🎶 |
| You won't |
| Dummy |
| I’m going to switch my puts to this at the open just to ruin it for everyone. |
| All that for not even 200% intraday gains\n\nTheres much less risky plays lol |
| Life is a depreciating asset. Just let people enjoy things. 👍 |
| We have the numbers bot, pipe down |
| I don't know how to be fake. I just become very quiet around energy I can't vibe with. |
| As ironclad as a hookers drawers |
| Since when is Ilya a bad guy on reddit.Ilya Sucker? I thought he's the good guy who wants to develop AI with humanity's interests at its core |
| Support and resistance is real |
| when kevin hassett is fed chair, he will just wait for mango's text or tweet on FOMC days to decide his rate decision. |
| Strategy Inc Common Stock Class A -> `174.3` (-2.88 / -1.63%) |
| !p mstr |
| just cash out while you are ahead lmao don't be a moron |
| It’s insane how regarded we all were. |
| I did the opposite… I went pretty hard on 155 puts near the close…. I’m so fucked I know lol |
| Jpow speaking at Hoover Institute tonight\n\nhttps://www.youtube.com/live/aJa29RDo8V8?si=fCINhVnrSCDAgR03 |
| Investing.com fixed now. |
| and free taco tuesday |
| Then it continued tanking to $1.65 a share. |
| You move away from the mic to breathe in |
| When do the chatbots start making money is the real question |
| Microsoft's mobile division isn't doing very well. |
| Hard to hate a retard |
| degenerate gambling addiction hereditary? |
| Unless you are 4 months old you definitely could’ve made money off this bubster |
| Seaport global securities |
| More losses realized today, less tax 🧠🤌 |
| I want to be ninjaaaa. |
| when will bear learn |
| chocolate rain. some stay dry, while others feel the pain. |
| 564 predictions and up 25%? ooof\n\n \ni hope u shorted before it tanked 15% |
| If I survive this waymo ride I'm buying more GOOG calls |
| I don't even think google is real |
| Odds are good but the goods are odd. |
| Buddy noooooo |
| Burry now tweeting against Tesla\n\nElon do something to pump the stock else this🤡will get free publicity on how he’s the messiah |
| Hate me all you want, I would be buying 6-12 month BYND puts if I was at a better position in my portfolio |
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| Don’t be an amateur. First move isn’t last move. I’m selling vol and theta, not making a directional bet. Any amount of fade in the next 3 days can get me in profit. |
| mercy candles before the next leg down are what keep me sane |
| That's why they cry about "muh liquidity". Makes money harder to steal and makes the manipulation look way more obvious |
| I don’t even care if Burry is eventually correct again (odds are he will be someday).\n\nWhat bothers me is that he will be lauded as a genius. “Investor of a generation”. They will make movies about him, again.\n\nAll this while completely ignoring how much of an *absolute fucking contrarian regard* he has been for most of the past decade. |
| Gay bears like to get fucked in the ass. |
| Yes yes… okay just read about everything. Thank you for info. |
| lol you got a goldfish with arthritis you wanna tell us about? |
| netflix makes mostly cash wbd bid in 2nd round\n--bloomberg |
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| They used Samsung fabs to manufacture the chip and also Samsung helped with the design. Parts of the Tensor G chips were based on Samsung exynos chips. Starting with this year's chip Google switch the manufacturing from Samsung to TSMC which should've helped with efficiency but seeing online, expectations were too high so people were disappointed. And I still think Tensor G borrows from Samsung exynos design. |
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| Yeah like coulda just been a smelly unwashed crypto bro getting rich. |
| !banbet UNH -4.2069% 21h Pee is stored in the balls |
| I sold those up big, waited till market rebounded , re bought puts and am now up over 60k on them lol\n\nI’m up 6 figs today |
| Making money today? May as well been suckin dick woulda been over faster |
| Shoot me in the face, but I like my Pixel. |
| And it's gone |
| How ironclad is the FOMC blackout? Trying to measure how much Powell might say tonight |
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| Nice donation to the market |
| Touch me \n\nOr touché |
| It could also easily drop 60% if it goes back to normal margins |
| Yep. No one better coming anytime soon |
| I am saying they put out a pr saying if their net asset value remained below .95 they would be better off selling BTC to service dividends than selling shares\n\n\nEdit: Nothing more. |
| Burry |
| Yes, just Venmo me $1,500 and its yours. |
| I am left with the long leg of my call spread on nvidia - it just needs to bubble up once this week into the $190 |
| You also missed that GOOG’s biggest advantage is, it’s not Copilot. Now that I’ve said, watch Copilot become the best thing since sliced bread |
| full port at 200c before close |
| I was doing that.. but they started to slow down.. |
| AAPL low vol pump. |
| Him talking so late can’t be good i guess |
| I love it when a short position dumps out of the blue after hours, hitting my buy to cover limit order. Thanks, IREN! Now keep it going so I can sell my put tomorrow too. |
| The day i decide not to be gey. My 9 bagger eludes me. |
| It’s still right and still early if you think long term. Why we bought shares a year ago |
| A fitness influencer has died after eating 10,000 calories per day for an extreme weight-loss challenge\n\nHe planned to see a doctor after feeling ill, but three days later he died in his sleep from cardiac arrest |
| WBD MOVING FINALLY\n\nGIVE ME THE BIDS |
| Story time. Google has been ahead of AI for over a decade. OpenAI was founded as a non-profit with the expressed purpose of creating an ethical, open, opposition to Google’s AI dominance. Then OpenAI threw all their values out the window because Sam\nAltman’s a megalomaniac. So OpenAI released a LLM known as ChatGPT to the public, something Google wasn’t willing to do because of safety concerns. The public was like “holy shit, I never paid attention to AI research for the past 70 years, but now that I’m using an LLM it kinda seems like AI is real.” Billions get thrown at OpenAI and, as of a month ago, they’re no longer a non-profit. Meanwhile, Google is still miles ahead in real AI. |
| So is bessent and he's rich af |
| How is it that I am born at the wrong time for every single bubble |
| Ber mating call |
| SHORT $RGTI and $IONQ - complete quantum scams |
| Imagine not full porting Mstr weekly calls |
| "Its" is the possessive form of It.\n\nHappy to help |
| they got it back. wrote off a billion couple ERs back. now they getting it back. \n\nhttps://www.reuters.com/world/africa/barrick-mining-pay-430-million-settle-mali-gold-mine-dispute-bloomberg-news-2025-11-25/ |
| We had some trouble getting to ~~Reddit~~ The Moon. |
| Behind the scenes is the dishwasher |
| It was early as late as July. Only after the ruling after Labor Day did GOOG pump like no tomorrow |
| I mean Elon has to do some crazy grift pumping to get that pay package. |
| Who else bought the mstr dip ✋ |
| Yeah that’s what I’m thinking.. |
| 683 is hard resistance and we’re still in a bear market if it can’t pass it |
| who is this guy predicting a 20% dip on nvda? 🤡 |
| Spending $18k on new hvac system gg my gains from Friday lol |
| Idk why middle or upper class men are so obsessed with spending money on cars. It’s a depreciating asset...unless you rich or something don't buy that |
| If I don’t have $100 mil by 30 my bloodline is cooked |
| Oof |
| Why UNH |
| corn trying to convince us this 1000th fake pump is real |
| Why not both? |
| so what did you learn to turn it around? cus im still in the red curve zone |
| I promised myself the next red day I’m actually going to be holding puts instead of calls |
| If we gave Jensen leather jacket to Jerome Powell it would be enough to obliterate bears 🐻 |
| He’s not early, he’s just gay |
| MSOS is an ETF of only American companies |
| I’ll buy back in when it’s lower next year, I’m thinking late Q3 should be a good mark to purchase.\n\nI did not expect the cycle timing to be on the EXACT date 10/6 this year. No blowoff top, but the timing was spot on. |
| My main goal is to blow up…than act like I don’t know nobody 🦈 |
| Bagholders doubling down |
| yes, surely, there will be only 1 ai software company.\n\njust like how windows is the only operating system and is on every device, from phones to servers to ipads to chromebooks. |
| Should have told me this hours ago… idk seems alittle conspiracy-ish… if bitcoin falls to 80 tonight your telling me MSTR doesn’t go down? |
| ngl I thought a shit ton of SPX 6750 puts because JPOW is fucking terrifying |
| Thank God it's Christmas |
| bronde grirlfriend |
| What happened tho? |
| I'm thinking of saving cash for when China invades Taiwan, am I dumb? |
| That's plenty reason to recognize it's a bubble. It's oversaturated |
| MDB +16% from earnings\n\nForgot to add this fucker to my calendar |
| Bad |
| I'm not going to lie, the way I handled money this year was embarrassing. I need to do better in 2026. |
| Hes not wrong, hes just early |
| People hate on google because almost every product they put out flops and gets terminated after 2-3 years. Their only successes are the companies they've outright bought. |
| Never let trauma get in the way of a losing trade |
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| It's probably the friends you hang out with. Ever consider ditching them for your friends on RDDT instead? \*Definitely not trying to pump the stock\* |
| I just don't think people were that into it this year. |
| Hey there ghey me |
| Throw it back for me, sure |
| Feel like I should ask this community since you would know best \n\nhow are the new Wendy’s chicken tendies? |
| congrats on this novel thought, you should work at a hedgefund\n\njesus fucking christ |
| look at all the crypto related stocks getting bought after hours\n\nthey dump on purpose to cause panic so they can buy cheaper after hours\n\nrigged scam flips between fomo and panic purely because MM manipulating markets |
| maybe a sugar baby |
| Nah bro. 200c 12/19. Thank me later. |
| You think so? Why? |
| All in \n\n> I am not a financial advisor. I am, however, extremely bullish and slightly intoxicated. |
| Elon musk botched penis implant |
| You may be on to something there 😂 |
| Real id was put into place in 2005. It's been 20 years. |
| Betting against the most heavily weighted stock is different to betting against the index. The stock can fall and fall out of index.\n\nIf you thought everyone you bet against the most weighted stock, it’s the same as betting against America, then GE would still be a top 10 stock |
| I like crack rocks? |
| Inverse WSB and inverse Cramer. The winning strategy |
| compost heat is the new ai play. |
| Wow crazy. No one has ever thought this before. |
| Please release the beast Mr. Jpow, we’re fighting for our lives out here. |
| I wanna go spy calls but I’m traumatized |
| 👌\n\nMy 681 calls for Wednesday would enjoy that. |
| wow nbis 105$ 12/5 call pumped 500% today. |
| Yikes |
| Burry who got fucked biggly betting against tesla in 2020-21, lost his bet against nvda this year\n\nNow this regard is tweeting abt Tesla again lmao |
| I've been using my ex's starbucks points for a free coffee every day since 3 months ago. LA girls man. |
| Didn’t Microsoft get in trouble for this @anti trust regarding internet explorer |
| I bought puts. |
| Friends, finding fandoms I can obsess and theorize over. That helps a lot for me. |
| Better than most bets on here, somehow |
| On this day in history: OP learned about vertical integration\n\nNaw but you are probably right. Just another layer in Google's vertical monopoly. |
| Did Saylor pump his corn stock? |
| Dilution |
| Hello can I find a husband here |
| We can short on Robinhood now? That always been there? |
| It wont be faster than that. TSMC is at capacity. Litho machines for new nodes are taking longer to build. Fab buildouts are taking longer. \n\nThe supply chain itself will make it longer. \n\nBut ok. Sell your NVDA shares 👍🏾 |
| Let's run a hypothetical:\n\n\nYour a massive fund manager, your name rhymes with crackcock.\n\n\nYour current #1 revenue driver directly relates to BTC engagement.\n\n\nA BTC holder so big they could single handedly crash BTC, killing engagement, says "make my stock go up or it's fucking game time".\n\n\nI'll leave the rest out |
| WSB is great at riding the last 10% of a trend into the ground. |
| Wth happened to MSTR? Insane bounce |
| Powell talking so late so he can give us all fucking nightmares |
| Ye 😏 |
| Kroger just pulled out of FL. They got slaughtered. Not a good look. |
| Love it. Volatility is the easiest way to make money |
| I prefer taking a line off of a pair of tits over an ass, has to be said. |
| What copium is this ? MSTR is down 43% YTD |
| Just because it is called NoSQL it's not the enemy of SQL or whatever you are trying to imply here. Both can be used for different use cases. For example I am working currently on a project where we use both NoSQL and SQL databases as well, for different needs' of the data... |
| Honestly, I was thinking they wouldn't be allowed to fly at all so this ain't too bad |
| Ooof |
| "There's our own wolf of wallstreet! Can't wait to see what you got everyone for Christmas this year, moneybags!" |
| Is anyone bearish on Macy’s? Like feeling that it’ll go down more than 5% after earnings?\nI’m contemplating a bull put spread. |
| You should be instead looking into putting my fries in the bag bro. |
| >super hyped about fake meat\n\nAre we in the same sub ? 99% of the posts and comments were making fun of regards throwing their life savings at it |
| Mr. Powell, tear down that ponzi wall! |
| It will be a nothingburger |
| Nah the moon is in retrograde orbit and Saturn is in Uranus |
| Michael Burry responded to my craigslist ad looking for someone to mow my lawn. "$30 is $30", he said as he continued to mow what was clearly the wrong yard. My neighbor and I shouted at him but he was already wearing muffs. Focused dude. He attached a phone mount onto the handle of his push mower. I was able to sneak a peek and he was browsing Zillow listings in central Wyoming. He wouldn't stop cackling.\n\nThat is to say, Burry has his fingers in a lot of pies. He makes sure his name is in all the conversations.\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| Michael Burry says Tesla is 'ridiculously overvalued,' slams Musk pay package\n\n Michael Burry says Tesla is 'ridiculously overvalued,' slams Musk pay package Short seller Michael Burry just took a swipe at another richly valued stock: Tesla. finance.yahoo.com |
| https://preview.redd.it/3ivh97hvwn4g1.jpeg?width=386&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=552d40bc4f17d3f322ecd4ee35cdfdfbef34787b |
| Well this sub is hyped on SPY and QQQ so….. |
| Bro 😂 watch the news |
| Big dilution on the way, it seems. |
| gonna be real annoyed when we open at 683 tomorrow and it turns out our little intraday sell off was fucking pointless |
| Buy the dip on IREN. This dilution is nothing burger. |
| I saw that once before too and it jumped up big time then too.\n\nIt does always come back down again. (Unless btc starts climbing for real) |
| Didn’t Barrick lost one of the gold mine in Africa several years back? I have some Barrick but most of my position is in GDX |
| _U.S. air travelers who still don’t have a REAL ID will now face a $45 fee before they can fly._\n\nBro I’m the same person either way |
| Video games and friends |
| 685 |
| Y |
| Waymo with passengers just drove into a middle of standoff\n\nIt doesn’t have a crossfire in its program — it guessed the best option is to go under the fire\n\nYea Waymo will beat TSLA🤡 |
| Nvda successfully tested 175 support, breakout to 190 in 1-2 days |
| Jpow to freudian slip “Top of the market to ya” |
| I would un-kill you.\n\n\nThen I would be glad I went to 35% cash today.\n\n\nI would not be surprised if he tells everyone rate cuts aren't coming |
| If it feels numb after, you might want to see a doctor |
| Are you trying to numb the pain of existence for free? \n\nI'm not sure I know a way. |
| I once tried to pinch and zoom the paper map of an amusement park. You're my people. |
| OP is larping Cassandra |
| The difference between SQL and noSQL these days is meaningless. You're trading some performance for some flexibility, but both sides have greatly improved on their weaknesses, and otherwise their feature sets are much more similar compared to 15 years ago when 'web scale' was a meme.\n\nYou'll get laughed at for telling someone to switch, but that's only because the work isn't worth the benefit. You'll also get laughed at for telling someone to switch from noSQL to SQL. |
| doing lines of beer rn |
| 34k |
| Same thing we do every night, Pinky. Stake out put credit spreads on Google and NVIDIA. |
| What is this, a dip for ants??? |
| No I had puts from last Tuesday sitting for Broadcom at $397-395-392 so I was down bad for a second 😂 no calls atm tho |
| Love it when Precious Metals are volatile like Memes |
| This insight about over half a year ago would’ve been early for sure |
| Alright ghynas. Wake up & sell your fake internet money please… thank you |
| Imagine selling Mstr at the yearly low of 155 today to see it up almost $20 now after hours |
| She's a 10 but she's also a schoolteacher with 140k in student loans |
| Shut up girlfriend, JPOW is speaking. |
| My Mother laughs about the stories I tell her about how I treat women. Must mean I'm doing something right. |
| Is your phone upside down ? |
| Go drunk, you’re home |
| It's Britney, bitch. |
| The inverse wsb ticker is actually down this year |
| Jpow resigning tonight as he sharted in his diaper when mango farted and he thought it will also be a fart for him as well and took his chance with the high pressured fart which actually was a mucusy shart |
| Can you take me with you |
| Since ima vibe traders looks like everyone is bearish at 670 ish |
| SPY volume in the shitter today |
| The whole last month was retarded |
| Everyone who needed sellers probably already loaded up for the next thing to come |
| She ain’t gonna complain\n\nWhen you make money on options\n\nBut she will complain\n\nWhen you lose money on options |
| Tim Apple is selling my personal info to scammers |
| Used to be tons of alcohol. Might have to return to that someday but for now it’s exercise |
| We thought NVDA was over when Gaming GPU demand was slowing down \nWe thought NVDA was over when most of Crypto switched from POW to POS \nNow AI \nNext Quantum \nI don't know what future holds, but never underestimate NVDA! You will be get into trouble |
| I feel a piece of shit around my mother because she's so old and godly and I'm so young and douchey |
| 1k |
| Exactly they just make actual sense, unlike this post. |
| Microdose Kratom green only |
| 649 |
| Down -0.32% on the Nasdaq is like having my bawls gently kneaded. |
| I like to watch strangers do the seggs |
| IREN slowly climbs up 10% today then dumps it all after hours🤦🏻♂️😅 |
| So because they implied this, the market just complies? Not being an ass, genuinely asking. |
| Not enough 🌽 hate in the chat!!!! |
| go with Full Port, throw astrological signs when on stage rapping about astrology & making trades. |
| Vix is back to 17**** |
| personally, I'd kill myself. |
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| wendys |
| From what I’ve used, most of the LLMs are broadly similar in how much the hallucinate and generate. ChatGPT defo makes better images than Grok for example but text is minor differences. |
| Because you will wake up happy tomorrow |
| what would you guys do if JPOW genuinely just fucked SPY like -3%? |
| I don't think it's priced in, nobody believe it, there is uncertainty |
| Thank you for the explanation, I hope you can get your money back! |
| What do you mean we’re “liquidated” |
| Hookers |
| You are really a loser, what a stupid action. If you sold in early trading you became a winner. In those moments the difference is made. |
| Wow interesting, good to know. Thanks for sharing your insight. Just never heard mongoDB + any of the mag 7 companies used in the same sentence, until now. |
| Bears actually thought they had a chance with December 1 rebalancing |
| It closed higher than it opened. Depending on your chart configuration that’s a green day. |
| Gemini failed to warn me of today's sell off and for that reason puts. Except not really cuz googl is going to 350 EOM. |
| What is your preferred way to numb the pain of existing? Ideally without drugs or gambling. |
| At least two more cuts next year. When the fed stops cutting is when the music stops |
| JPow isn’t talking about anything important tonight. 10/10 is the rate cut decision. |
| They put out a pr that essentially said "put our net asset value above 1x or we will begin selling Bitcoin" |
| This time next year saylor will be chief fry cook at McDonald's |
| WSB got super hyped about fake meat and it dumped and hasn't recovered. WSB got super hyped about gold and it immediately started dumping and hasn't recovered. WSB got super hyped about google at 330 and it started dumping and hasn't recovered. My only takeaway is that whenever this board goes crazy over one thing, it's time to sell. |
| They aren't in the same realm of cash burn. They lost millions while directing people towards valuable products. Open AI lost 16 billion so far this year. That's almost a fifth of their cash on hand. |
| Check out crypto fear & greed index\n\nhttps://coinmarketcap.com/charts/fear-and-greed-index/ |
| 700 |
| SPX $6812 same close at nov 26th wtf is this rigged bullshit |
| Hey mate, a few months down to the road and.. you were right lol. Crypto tanked. When are you buying back in? |
| I’m thinking 670ish. |
| It’s not. One +50% day and you’re donezo.\n\nAny big move for that matter and you might as well be donezo. |
| I will take the other side of that trade any time and I have. Leaps and share positions posted to prove it. Full port Nvidia.\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/ia42fin0wn4g1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bc3c9a3f4751e0a99371a9745e8d78d1d4a50ae8 |
| Good |
| Nothing-burger |
| I feel that pain, i had just a tiny port and quest trade charge me 10$ for round trip trades. \n\nthe amount of $5's I paid them is literally in the thousands.....then they to little surprise though heavy marketing went commission free. \n\nand now neither of us are making money 😀 \n\nEUR should totally go no fees for retail. \n\nThat said, how popular is trading amongst the highschool kids over there? If nill, no fees is too soon. need that critical mass use or at least show signs that the young ones are picking up the activity. |
| Take some profit lad. 1/3 rd sounds reasonable |
| I'm an Nvidia bull, but I will say this; JAX has improved significantly over the past few years and TPUs are a genuine threat to Nvidia in the event that compute demand slows down (not very likely), but Nvidia's biggest moat at this point is the fact that CoWoS capacity is growing slower than demand and Nvidia owns the overwhelming majority of the current and new capacity.\n\nGoogle is competing for crumbs in CoWoS allocation and they need a lot of their current allocation for their own internal workloads. There's a reason direct TPU sales are expected to generate peanuts in revenue over the next 5 years. \n\nThey are a lot less of a direct competitor than people are making them out to be. This is definitely a buy the rumor sell the news moment, |
| https://preview.redd.it/t06ij1jxvn4g1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f1c1102397f88d6d08096e955e2cf94fd970e375 |
| Ionq, qbts, qubt as well. All cut from the same cloth |
| How can this even be possible |
| Define rich |
| Shite SPY volume today |
| JPow vs Monday Night Football is wild. |
| Let’s fucking gooooo |
| i had stringggsss but nowww…. i’m freeeeee🐻 there are nooo strings on me |
| Jpow speaks tonight at 8pm I believe. So what do we think SPY opens at tomorrow. 685 or 670 |
| First battle. But that’s because it will be an ambush |
| And next we have tomorrow |
| Today was normal price action, we just had multiple Green Days in a row but everyone worrying about -.50 down ? |
| Welp, TLT is a double-edged sword. Glad I had puts on-hand.\n\nSpunoff another SLV leap and have delta-neutral'd my port. \n\nNWL had a good runup today. |
| You already have a bet going - SPY to 671.95359 before 02-Dec-2025 08:40 AM -05 |
| Clueless like the U.K. government |
| Low volume theta day. Could been an email. |
| !banbet |
| lol we're not even close to extreme fear. Vix is at 17 |
| Mr Powell stunt on these hoes |
| Seems like it wasn’t common sense after all |
| Tyy lol |
| That’s why you buy ITM.. \n\nSPYM at the highs today printed like a machine. Bought /Sold same day with a few days till expiration. \n\nNo need to buy OTM, small profits are better than none. 🪦 |
| MSTR at noon was probably the single most bearishness I’ve ever seen in a single stock in WSB. Probably doubles from here in 3 weeks |
| Bout 5k. |
| Never put your life in the hands of a rock and roll band. You'll throw it all away. |
| Iren giving away all the gains from the past few hours |
| I’ve bought IBIT calls which feels like the most regarded thing I could do, which is exactly why I did it, and as expected it appears to be working. |
| How much you lose today?\n\nMake me feel better |
| I did not see a single video of fat Karens fighting at Walmart on Black Friday for $10 Intel AI toasters. Disappointed. |
| Gonna go walk and listen to 1929. It's a great book, the bad guys (bulls) end up dead in the end I think. |
| Does buying 150 fake meat $1.50 calls last Friday count as getting caught? |
| I agree, but alittle late now 😂 |
| Yeah. \n\nIt's beans and cigs every day with a glass of cotton candy bang, grape soju, and lemon juice. Chase with a half shot of the Tabasco. \n\nIf it doesn't kill you, you live forever. |
| Holy shit jpow is talking during primetime? Gonna be crazy |
| screwing us with fully pixelated dicks too |
| Only mega cap with less than a 1000 PE |
| Futes tanking womp womp |
| Four days left. |
| Or I’m just a dum ber 😂 |
| Domo arigato |
| Beanie babies probably at least +1% |
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| Don’t learn about it. Save yourself from a gambling problem |
| Can't win with mstr. Shit will randomly pump. I'd get longer dated puts because the downward trend will probably continue. |
| Always happens when I go big. I think it’s because I decide to go big and not actually look for an A+ setup |
| I'm down 48%. Fuck my chungus life |
| Lil regard |
| what's that red streak down the front of your sweater |
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| Average wsb user thought |
| Sold my puts at the literal bottom on MSTR before that pump. I would of been cooked |
| Can’t be much worse than anyone else important in the US right now. Just try to order some nuggets on live and we’ll probably see spy 700 next week. |
| wtf happened to iren lmfao |
| Hot mic moment coming if they aren't cutting |
| If you're willing to revert to your sexually immature polyp form, you can be immortal if you follow the Immortal Jellyfish's example: [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turritopsis\_dohrnii](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turritopsis_dohrnii) |
| Name of the game is hyperinflation, which is good for asset prices- but for every % spy will pump, gold will pump 3% and silver 5%. Full send it Zimbabwe style and cut already rates to ZERO! |
| I day trade futures |
| Puts got roasted today. I feel like MMs were trying to cuck me personally. That red candle eod didnt really help because theta already had its claws in me. Rip |
| 🤣 nope , this morning decided to set buy limit and bought shares at $48\n\nI plan to start selling Cover Call for my IBIT shares.\n\nFyi, for CSP, if you get assigned, the cost basis will usually never be whole number. |
| If I get to 600k even 500k options will never be an option again |
| Can we just admit that AI is a bit overblown and move on to the stage where everyone just builds their own LLM instead of paying Elon Musk a subscription? |
| lol |
| Phoebe Cates boobs still produce erections. Nowadays we get to see them in 4k! |
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| Nvidia makes chips, it just so happens AI chips are hot rn so they are focusing on that but they are burning enough money on r&d to pivot to the next big thing |
| Tell that to carvana |
| Is this fr ? Tell me you're joking. And if you're not... please tell me how you think through this. |
| I am a total 🤡 why did I average down those AAPL puts. FmL |
| Respect bro, ποσο φορολογουνται αυτα που πουλησες; |
| 8 pm PST |
| Don’t hate us cuz we anus. |
| astragalus extracts theoretically help but probably some bullshit. they do make my skin a bit nicer though. |
| Should I do it? |
| Gold +60% YTD\n\n“Digital Gold” -7% YTD |
| lol why do you think that? And please do explain why Canadien weed companies are in correlation with USA law changes if that’s the argument you’re going for |
| I can verify |
| express telomerase |
| Just have to dip over to the Iren sub and see the cope now that nbis and cifr are bodying it 🤣 |
| They are.\n\nI have personally worked with an ICT3 engineer at Apple whose stack consisted of React/Bootstrap, FastAPI and NoSQL. He showed me their internal repos (the ones he had access to) and everything in there is botched but everyone who worked there was FAST as hell and knew how to debug hellish code in record time\n\nTheir brains work like they're on Adderall all the time\n\nReliability wasn't their goal, it was speed and innovation and because they're fucking cracked they also retained stability |
| japanese will wake up soon ready to screw us |
| I agree MSTR is a scam. But I believe today it might hit the bottom. But this doesn't mean its gonna V back up. But worth keeping an eye on it |
| Do you want every cancer? Because that's how you get every cancer. |