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| been meaning to get into the stock |
| Everytime i think DUOL can't go lower, it just goes even more lower. |
| What if NVDA hits 175 for 30 seconds then rockets to 200? 🤔 |
| Like almost worth investing in Netflix now knowing itll be a monopoly in a few years after paramount tits up |
| Can someone honest to god tell me a positive catalyst that would push the market to 7000 and beyond besides rate cuts? What is the bullish side of the argument right now? I’m seriously interested |
| Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime, that’s why I poop on company time. |
| I have a similar Hail Mary for NDX tomorrow fml |
| Bag7 found in Epstein files |
| Companies using AI to erase jobs 👎\n\n\nAI erasing whole companies 👍\n\n |
| It’s literally a failing company using ai as a convenient excuse to lay off dead weight. You’ll see this same playbook a lot until ai hype dies out |
| They didn't say thank you |
| I would. They'll get 2X the work. No company that shitcans half its workforce deserves any respect from the workers who remain. The company just demonstrated it doesn't give a shit about anyone. \n \nAlso, this is Dorsey, so I guarantee there was some massive sex, gender, and especially age biases in those firings. If I was part of this, I'd immediately set up a site to coordinate everyone and file a discrimination class action suit. |
| Amazon also did it but now people be like AI bad |
| I remember but I mean I want to see the S&P -20% to close the market for the rest of the day |
| stfu dumbass |
| Oklo too? |
| [We are the exit liquidity](https://www.cnbc.com/amp/2026/02/26/small-investors-buy-nvidia-in-record-numbers-after-thursdays-open.html) 🤌 |
| Better not until Monday |
| Apply at Wendys |
| https://preview.redd.it/m5ptlmms0xlg1.jpeg?width=1320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0d2936e0d89c61dac7e0f7169f9e3000a8cdf315 |
| KPI |
| The market gave a lot of bers a rusty trombone today. |
| I was waiting to see if 184.50 would hold, it was looking kind of questionable at the end of the day |
| Imagine chasing Microsoft at 407 today. 😂 |
| Better than your club bag. \n\nAdd a shot penalty for that if you’d like. Course may kick you out or require a fine. \n\nCourses I’ve played at either circle a clubhouse or have one around the halfway point. |
| 🧊🧊🧊🧊 |
| Eating that is bad for ur health. Just carbs and chicken. Beef is better for health. Get a cheeseburger instead |
| Calling it now msft opens 410+ |
| Does this look like a covid type era? Time to be fearful |
| overleveraged doesn't even scratch the fucking surface |
| https://preview.redd.it/pjhzudjq0xlg1.jpeg?width=354&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3d7f3ff4de7d07282d22d0399f4d28013ee177f9 |
| i remember seeing 3 in one day back in 2020 |
| Sometimes I think most people are struggling financially but then I see how many people are willing to sit in a McDonald's breakfast line for $3 hashbrowns and realize the economy is fine lol |
| My spy 650 comment getting downvoted tells me everything I need to know |
| I used to pay for it, but every update we lost features lol. It's pretty shit these days. |
| Bro it’s a fucking rocket lmao all rocket programs were like this whether it’s spacex or blue origin |
| First the Irish, then the Chinese, then the Mexicans, now AI. Waiting for Mexican AI now |
| #baby what the fuck is that |
| There’s more bulls than bears, so yeah |
| Only time I was right was last MSFT earnings lol |
| I have posted my port before. It's at 210k now. |
| What is ppi? |
| Puts until the selling stops |
| Just a little pp...aye aye aye! |
| Willing to bet it'll tank on open tomorrow then get choppy around 688 |
| Twitter is buggier than hell now. Their head of product is a total conman who just juices the numbers. They are profitable tho. |
| team of 700 engineers destroying the stock portfolios of millions |
| AI software and chips? ❌\n\nLaying off employees and replacing them with AI ✅ |
| Been slowly but surely loading up on the Quant stocks: IONQ, QBTX, QTUM,RCAT,CHPX. RGTI...Then the following in no particular order: GS , MS, BCS,MNST, DG, MULL,MUU, those in outright and options. NGD,JAGGF, GETY,TACK, MSGE, HYMC, LIND, CCL, COPP, AAPU, AU, AUGO. \n\nThen I also have a portfolio of Treasuries through Treasury Direct. Mostly short term with 3-roll indications. \n\nLastly I own 5 credit default swaps. Those issues are not to be made pub lic. |
| Why can’t you use normal text |
| \n**User Report**| | | |\n:--|:--|:--|:--\n**Total Submissions** | 1 | **First Seen In WSB** | 3 weeks ago\n**Total Comments** | 297 | **Previous Best DD** | \n**Account Age** | 3 months | | \n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| They also have an infinite time window and no costs; they don't have emergency expenses or basic needs they need to address. |
| #this checks out |
| Why does the market hate money? |
| Everyone is thinking about it but nobody will say it. Bols are 10 times more pathetic on red days than bears are on green days and it's not even close. \n\nNobody deserves what the market is about to do to your port more than a cocky wsb permabull. |
| Got dam thats a lot 😂 |
| Mine is $244, I win |
| Sure. Makes Sense. AVGO and AMD Are my go to stocs |
| **Ban Bet Created:** **/u/BaronOfIce** bet **MSFT** goes from **395.02** to **367.37** before **06-Mar-2026 05:27 PM EST**\n\nTheir record is 1 wins and 13 losses.\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| !banbet MSFT -7% 8d |
| They have "invested in ai" |
| Ahh. Ty. I mean they’re supposed to meet at Geneva next week for more talks. But I guess anything can happen with this “admin/frat party”. The MSFT puts I was gunna get tomorrow itm le sigh |
| Can't be a pussy if you wanna get rich. I have skills, I'll never be poor. Gotta send it if you wanna ever be fuck you rich though. \n\nI'm not going to turn 50 and get depressed and wish I would've tried something like this in my life. I'm fucking swinging at this. Did my DD and I'm committed. |
| A stock like this is a bet on future hype, growth percentage kinda becomes irrelevant. The current market price already prices in something like a 1000% growth to be justified. \n\n |
| Dunno why I haven’t been just selling CC’s in this chop |
| Probably wait a week for theta to cuck some people first |
| Cooked |
| https://www.msn.com/en-us/money/topstocks/palantir-upgraded-by-ubs-after-recent-sell-off/ar-AA1X9tYk?ocid=finance-verthp-feeds |
| Did you know that if you just buy 0dte spy calls at close every day, with increased leverage each time you will eventually break even, maybe. |
| Why? They are going to match |
| cash session had like a 100pt range how is that sideways |
| #block is a fake company. It’s like MSTR |
| Chikfila two days in a row |
| Holy shit my MARA calls might actually get saved |
| thats an elite mean jerk time |
| seeing so many bears saying ai is a bubble and a scam, very bullish. |
| don't forget: ppi early tomorrow \n\nfucking lol |
| Honestly his companies are bloated but it at least marginally makes the product better. His issue is that it makes no additional money. |
| Something with fishes, prolly |
| You get dominated by a dolphin. |
| been milking this mfer on the way down, give me that juicy leap money |
| same sigh |
| I comment to make jokes, saying you belong here while you are also here? Lol |
| U know it |
| To be fair, Caterpillar ripped a gazillion % on AI data center buildout angle. |
| I might just full port Duolingo Calls tomorrow after IV Crush hits |
| coreshit is drilling |
| Robinhood should provide the hookers like casinos do |
| Dont buy if you can't handle dips. I'm still holding |
| Iran talks not going well, block laid off 40% of workforce due to "ai" |
| That makes her an 11 |
| I asked gf to spice things up with kinks and she suggested findom, wtf is findom?! |
| Claude erasing companies 1 by 1.\n\n\nCapitalism final boss |
| Bought MARA because of you I just wanted to say thank you. |
| Trust me I get it. But 40% is such a large number that the reality is there's a 50/50 chance the person who could even fire you was also let go, every project is about to be massively delayed anyways, and the top 25% of the company that survived will be employed elsewhere in 45-60 days. I've survived layoffs of this size before and it took 2-3 months for people to even figure out who their new manager was.\n\nThe people who hunker down and try to do everyone's work in the interim should instead be interviewing on the company dime so they can either flee to safety or negotiate a retention package for when they hand in their resignation and the department is left in free fall.\n\nIf everyone just eats crow, takes on 3 jobs, and validates the 40% cut, then they'll just do it again and again because you are helping them prove it was successful. |
| Spy goes sideways for 2 hours and then nukes .4% after hours, not cool |
| who's gonna buy calls tomorrow on nvda? monday pump always deliver |
| This is like calling your buddy at 5 am to come to an awesome party late as fuck but something might happen 🤷🏻♂️ |
| https://preview.redd.it/mv1lfis30xlg1.jpeg?width=1320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=de27a7404d15fd92aafdff14ad15d76ba566d4f8 |
| Because he isnt fully retarded |
| Are we finally here where AI is taking jobs? That’s a lot of jobs to cut for block. I thought we were like maybe 5 years out from this |
| Shaking my head at SMH.. |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/_THEBIGIS made a bet that IWM would go to 260.0 within **12 hours** when it was 265.14 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 1 wins and 6 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| She’s a 10 but she’s MSFT calls |
| You guys didn’t have “market continues to dump rapidly after hours” on your bingo card huh |
| Calls on xle and marathon. Energy will pop tomorrow and over the weekend |
| So many finfluencers pushed DUOL. I tried and hated the product, so I'm just watching the ticker and following the price action, not investing, it would have to get to a very stupid price before I even consider doing a serious DD. DUOL has potential, given its large user-base, but the product itself fucking sucks. |
| To hard to look through the spam, what happened after close? |
| amazing |
| I would do semis and mag 7 port |
| Funny they didn’t copy pasta my mans beautiful write up! |
| Neutron in Q4 2026? I remember it was suppose to be by summer 2025 and then Q4 2025 and then by Q2 2026 and now Q4 2026 lmaooo\n\nTheir revenue an growth rate doesn’t just their valuation but it has become a meme stock so not sure it matters too much |
| Something something crypto bets |
| The comment OP was responding to was saying it’s notable due to its percent size as a “big tech company.” So I think it’s fair to callout the discrepancy. Someplace like Google or AMZN will not cut 50%.. |
| Nah. They will counter |
| poopoo peepee |
| I plan on buying one around October. I think it’ll be around 38k. Sit on it for 4 years and sell once it break back over 100k. I think it’ll go higher but I don’t care lol |
| Now what reason is there for MSFT to continue dumping |
| Monday and Tuesday breakers\n\nThen 3 days of bull trap\n\n\nFollowing week abyss and black hole |
| Smh |
| 去死吧，书呆子 |
| Does it make Sense to Go for a Mag7 Port? |
| Don't get caught up with what institutions are doing during the peak of the earnings season. That's what traders do. Investing is long term - not for this sub. |
| It won't get rid because it doesnn't fit with the Narrative of what beneftis me is best. Every single one of these tech companies hired like crazy during the Pandemic, way more than they needed. You have companies like google that increased head counts by 50 percent, block obviously did this by 300 percent and now they are correcting their over hiring mistakes and claiming its AI. Basically mismanaged to the core |
| Only 80%? Why so few |
| I feel like that same phrase was said when it was 400, then 300, then 200 etc |
| So much red after hours… green by open |
| #have you ever wondered why dead people make the best investors? It’s because they’re not emotional and retarded like you 🫵🏻. They’re dead |
| its 2026, we write like this now “that’s not a portfolio — that’s a bonfire” |
| Reader notes |
| My only trading wish is to see the third circuit breaker before I die |
| they also have a larger *net loss* than last year. at some point that has to matter. |
| Buying opportunity |
| Ok, boomer |
| ...their crypto bets blew up in their face, and now they're cutting costs to prevent a meltdown when loans come due, maybe. \n \nAlso, Block is getting obliterated by Stripe in the payment processor world. So, not much point to keep anyone working on that aspect of their products. Lol. |
| Ants on parade is a banger. |
| No don’t, genuinely silly |
| ...their crypto bets blew up in their face, and now they're cutting costs to prevent a meltdown when loans come due, maybe. \n \nAlso, Block is getting obliterated by Stripe in the payment processor world. So, not much point to keep anyone working on that aspect of their products. Lol. |
| I’ve had enough , I am selling my SMH investment . This ETF is nuts . |
| God damnit I pussied out of my $MARA calls yesterday, and of course today it POPS 16% after hours |
| Yeah I’ve been picking back up French by reading some Oswald Durand and other French/Haitian poets for fun. Even just reading the language in print is good. \n\nWay more effective for me than any gameifyied learning system on picking up some of the nuances with the language. |
| Q4 2026?? Q2 2027 it is |
| obama had this worked out & israel hated him for that |
| If Sir Peter Beck says space data centers then I believe it! |
| \nIGV back to the gulag lol |
| Currently contemplating actually reducing my US exposure to 0 outside of SMH. Gonna get ram via korea so i don't need stinky US companies that just get sold off or manipulated by MMs. |
| no shit, turns out making your product so shitty to free/ new users to the point they can't even complete more then 1 or 2 lessons a day is a bad way to run a company, and thats not going into the AI of it all |
| That's wild actually. |
| I should have sold everything yesterday Green Day |
| “ai fintech”\n\nThis market might have downs syndrome\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/xlz5cvkmzwlg1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f5dfc239d7ab57424a4fd437d44f75b4b3c4ba9c |
| No but he employed the bloated workforce that allowed that cut to happen |
| Morale is fine for most |
| Down to $118 after averaging down today... I took my SNDK profit and swung into more DUOL shares... Also I pay people to punch me in the sack so I guess you could say I love pain... |
| Makes sense from that standpoint, I guess. Huge reaches so far since AI hasn't replaced any software ...yet. |
| What could happen next who knows!? What a strange market… |
| Michael inTRAITOR |
| #send in meal team 6 🍽️ |
| Probably reacting negatively to another Neutron delay as well. |
| Companies need money, if you are mass firing people that affects said companies income cause now people dont have money. Abd considering how levered the whole systen is on debt, a crash should be anyones base case. |
| AI chatbots don’t need windows, msoffice or onedrive |
| Lol @ anyone buying CRWV. They pay over 1B in interest alone. They’re going bankrupt |
| Screams desperation… and after looking at their earnings performance last year it checks out lol |
| Nov. 2025 |
| I saw they were doomed when I searched "duol reddit" and all the posts were in value investing |
| ): u in tech? |
| Bols cooked medium rare today but after tomorrow well done. Nothing but gristle left. |
| Only safe stocks in the future will be semis and tesla lol🤌 |
| 16x levered my net worth on MARA and it’s actually paid off 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I can leave my bed sit now. |
| Ah, a man of exquisite taste |
| maybe the people who got laid off owned microsoft and now are selling it to feed themselves |
| That doesnt make sense |
| On average? Never. |
| Eeffrey Jepstien |
| You messed up dude. |
| Lol of course I got my ass cheeks clapped on IWM puts at end of the day today and it drills after hours |
| Interesting! I guess I was wrong \n\nThank you for sharing that |
| Oh there will be war.... Just not tomorrow |
| AI didn’t kill shit. I just got a 1 year contract for a company on my SaaS for $12k/month. As a software engineer, we are nowhere near AI killing SaaS. I’m talking 10+ years out. |
| As long as she’s not fat and has an okay face I’m smashing |
for example:  Inside the AI-Powered Race to Decode Ancient Roman Scrolls A college student seeking a million prize used AI to decode part of a 2,000-year-old scroll buried by the eruption of Mount Vesuvius. time.com |
| Well saas companies and MSFT are mostly based on users so less users is less money I would say |
| Not a big MSFT fan, but I'm almost starting to feel bad for it. |
| Got 3k Cash. Ready to put everything into this MSFT drop Baby |
| Market doesn't believe this lying coreweave snake shilling his dogshit company and would rather reward me, the humble put buyer |
| Would love this by tomorrow lmfao |
| financeman007 |
| Haha true, thanks for swinging back through steakgoblin! |
| 🚀🚀🚀 |
| RKLB to 140 was promised to me 3000 years ago |
| Didn’t do shit |
| Bers think companies planning for the future is a bad idea…. That’s why I don’t get why bers don’t love Apple |
| She’s a 10 |
| If Block continues to hold current price after announcing cuts to workforce citing ai, that’s clear communication from investors incentivizing others to do the same. I don’t think people are having a strong enough reaction to this, it’s a huge deal. |
| so...no war anymore? i am becoming a defense stock baggie |
| Yeah tbh corporate bloat is so insane most companies could probably cut 40% of their staff and survive |
| #puts on your taste in women |
| Nah |
| OP you dont just buy in all at once. That's how you know this was a silly idea and impulsive. Sell now and reevaluate. A little prompt to chatgpt could assure you this was a dumb move. |
| What about debtweave? |
| Also the lawsuit theyre in alleges that quite a few of the projects were delayed for at least half of 2025 but they failed to disclose that while knowing about it\n\nSo in a couple months either they will settle for a hefty sum from the borrowed cash they just secured, or discovery will unearth some potentially horrific details.\n\n>All they do is have a warehouse and fill it with GPUs right? Microsoft runs Azure, they can't fill a warehouse with GPUs? There's nothing proprietary, they just landlords collecting rent. Gotta think Microsoft took a look and concluded that hosting GPUs was not a profitable venture.\n\nA part of me thinks the hyperscalers used Coreweave as a safe, disposable test run proxy... and now they're somewhat ready to do it for real themselves... but thats tinfoil-y of me |
| This stop limit would have made a lot of sense 5 years ago. Trading is far too volatile now. Especially on Nvda and its ilk. You’ll get stopped out and miss the rebound. The algos are too quick. |
| What a difference a day makes, CNbs goes from all out pumping nvda to pumping JM smucker |
| Block cutting puts pressure on Microsoft profit cause they are per user |
| Ive been in for 80,000 shares at .90 cents.\n\nIts been a good ride 💪🏻💪🏻 |
| I feel that man |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/SpoopleDuck made a bet that XLU would go to 48.0 within **1 day** when it was 47.385 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 0 wins and 1 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| Ahh, from that standpoint |
| he doesn’t have one. like most people here. just lonely retards with nothing to offer & no skin in the game. |
| When payroll is your biggest line item, you can delete 40% and call it AI |
| The no new wars president, everybody |
| All this AH red makes me imagine the endless green dildos tomorrow |
| Soun |
| RKT crushed. iNTU looking attractive |
| Hope not now I have a better reason to cut HBO Max from my subscription list \n😌 |
| DUOL people jacking off in the corner watching... "Imagine that was me... I could be harvesting those profits after our horrible earnings call.." |
| Structurally they're solid and not going anywhere. One of the few full port strategies I like. |
| Block cutting jobs is putting pressure on msft |
| To be fair - it’s a good price right now. 400mm buyback + 50million daily users, highly profitable. 10 p/e. \n\nThat’s their problem though. They make a profit. Market likes companies that lose money right now. |
| Let me get this straight, less workers means less revenue for msft, is that why it is dumping? |
| He's trimming the fat and the craziest thing about that is that an LLM probably chose who to fire and who to keep\n\nLeadership failed by over-hiring and being overly positive about the software landscape \n\nTech companies need to understand that every single SWE fired is potentially a new competitor who happens to know the inner workings of your company's code. Ten people can now do what a hundred people company can do. |
| did bro tell chatgpt “make sure everything is lowercase and human sounding”?? |
| Good |
| #theta gang has already bought 16 lambos since beginning of year LMAO |
| Maybe, or maybe not. The message coming over the last few days, they will walk instead of overpaying. 2.8$ Billion is a good reason to do so. |
| @mods |
| Yup, Duolingo is absolutely garbage for language learning. Get Pimsleur or Language Acquisition if you actually want to learn. \n\nComing from someone who speaks 5 languages, 2 fluently. |
| Okay, but that's bullish. Wouldn't that pump other tech companies like it pump block? |
| WHAT ): |
| I think we found our bagholder guys |
| If companies do layoffs, that means they use more AI which is bullish for semis |
| Laughing at this as we just hired a “People Culture Director” at our SaaS workplace. Exactly what you would expect too, some dude trying to look hip with a hoodie on for his professional headshot. Wtf is the white collar workplace these days |
| Spy 650 wen |
| Imagine his port |
| I’d rail grimes wtf you on |
| My lucky stars I had good timing, unloading my /NQ and /ES long futures shortly after close |
| Finally a win for me!!! I don't own a house hahahaha |
| Never. The only tickers that matter here any more are those with 0dtes. |
| Netflix CEO in Washington today discussing the potential merger. \n\nWBD board still recommending Netflix's offer.\n\nNetflix stock, and any other stock that looks like one giant rocket up when you zoom out, was due for a correction. Anyone who thinks stocks just keep going up and up and up and never come down should sell everything they have -- I'd hate to see how you do in a bear market lol. \n\nI doubt this will scare off Netflix and if anything, we could see a final sale where WBD shareholders get a better deal than the $31 all cash, and Netflix and Paramount each walk away with part of WBD. |
| Suck a dick shill |
| Retards think that fewer asses in seats for the duration it takes AI to fuck everything up means that MS will sell fewer licenses. |
| As a worker that has been part of mergers this is awesome for the staff at Netflix. Part of the essential staff at companies doing M&A get huge bonuses to stay regardless of the outcome. I recall it being about $50k for a multi-billion dollar merger. |
| Whoa, that's not good.\nGold and silver miners, and XLU for the 2026 win. |
| Every top was where I bought calls, every bottom, puts |
| That would give retail a chance to get out so not going to happen |
| Cheers mate! I have a friend who learned my native language the same way, borrowed children's books at the library and took it from there, but for me it started more as a fun side project than out of necessity. I appreciate the links and have made some downloads! |
| I bought the dip, I’ll hold your bag |
| MSFT definitely delisted from Nasdaq and bankrupt by end of decade |
| US should also evacuate Israel before striking |
| 😭😭 |
| Claude already has it. I’m using them to learn French |
| Looking like a bit more now but I have some CRWV puts that should offset it. |
| the play now is to wait for the next mega dead cat bounce where it rips up like 70% in a 3 month period and then go short. |
| Da fuck is wrong with msft? |
| If Block continues to hold current price after announcing cuts to workforce citing ai, that’s clear communication from investors incentivizing others to do the same. I don’t think people are having a strong enough reaction to this, it’s a huge deal. |
| Nothing wrong or bad about paying, the problem is DUOL is a shit product. I see people here and there boast about DUOL, but I suspect they haven't tried alternative products, and just went for the one with the most ratings and downloads, because every domain DUOL touches, there are competitors that make DUOL look like a school project. |
| Thinks he doesn't need that many employees to operate maybe due to AI helping |
| #so calls? Cool, calls it is |
| Wasnt DUO shilled in the value investing sub? |
| What’s cooking with MSFT ? Anyone ? |
| CRWV |
| https://preview.redd.it/mimoh9i0zwlg1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=78555be9d6667a9f1507479fa15cfbe10511fcc1 |
| just became a crwv bagholder |
| 0 enrichment is an insane request tbf. There are legit power uses for lower enrichment levels |
| Yes, this is WSB after all |
| Nah…the saudis will just end up owning paramount and wbd |
| mate you've basically put your entire roth into one stock that's already had a mental run - that stop loss ain't gonna save you if this thing properly tanks overnight |
| I have this and think it’s cool too but you should sell at least half and diversify into a real portfolio bro |
| They want you to fall for it and become exit liquidity. That's the only possible explanation |
| Long XYZ puts tomorrow 🥳🥳🥳 |
| You belong in this sub |
| Jumping out a plane with a napkin for a parachute |
| It's just noise, calm down. Ppl are speculating it's because of Block's layoffs. Kinda retarded. |
| lol |
| *checking…. Nope , mine is for 430…. |
| Thank you, been trying to figure out the AH drop |
| ABC123 |
| One wonders if Netflix allowed this bid to be considered so they could back out of the deal and not have it look like they initiated the breakup to get the fee from WB. |
| Bro, I’ve taken Duolingo for 6 years and I still don’t know a lick of Spanish. No wonder this shit crashing |
| I’m not well versed in options. I know what they are but not how to trade. I’ve done well just buying and selling but I need to expand my investment bag of tricks. |
| My MSFT calls are no longer itm 😁 |
| no clue. i sure as hell don't. lol |
| 10x down so your only down like 5%. |
| No more pumps left\n\nWe may circuit breaker on low volume tomorrow\n |
| new languages when |
| She’s a 10, but her loss porn is a photo of her monitor |
| That puts it in a very different context |
| There is nothing Powell can do anymore right now, fucked either way. At least dude still tries to do his job. |
| She's a 10, but she listens to the Dave Matthews Band. 🚩🚩🚩 |
| !remindme 6 months have to come back here and remind him that hes a bag hodler |
| nflx will match it. unfortunately. |
| Ai killed it. Rip. |
| It's a market leader in a sector that is growing fast, they have capital to make smart acquisitions and they have very little overhead compared to potential to profitability. The move into more Ai based programs and their advantage in the space makes them a very attractive company in the long run. I can't wait to load up on more shares tomorrow at this price. This is a legit double your money opportunity if you have the fortitude. |
| if you get into some reddit threads about guys talking industry about AI incorporation it’s really laughable how useless it is on a grander scale. who knows down the road as it develops but right now this is a huge risk Block is taking. |
| nothing at all honestly |
| Reddit investors are providing exit capital to people that know better. |
| For a few months out of the year to watch Champions League matches, unfortunately yes. |
| $xyz laying off 40% of employees marks the start of the ai recession, not bullish at all imho. Guess thats why nvdia was down today, on the non sustainablity of things. I get it now, didnt get it earlier cause i thought we had more time. |
| Why would that do it? |
| Well...they are evacuating all non-essential staff from embassies in the region. Kushner and Co. demanded zero enrichment from Iran, which Iran said is a non-starter. Iran said any strike would trigger a region-wide "devastating" war and the carrier group will be docked off the coast of Haifa by tomorrow evening Israel time.\n\nBuckle up, motherfuckers. It's going to get bumpy. |
| Fuck billionaires, they are ruining our world. Jack Dorsey sits on his high horse and acts like he’s some “woke” billionaire, he’s scum just like the rest of them. Just because you grow a beard and like to meditate doesn’t make you of the people or a good person. |
| When was the last time Twitter did something innovative? |
| You telling me a mobile gaming app is not worth 25 billion dollars. Gtfo |
| How long until wsb realizes spy isn’t the move this year |
| Just did. |
| Why the fuck is MSFT DROPPING AH? WHAT THE FUCK?!!’ |
| 669 on SPY is what you’re thinking? |
| There is no way they can reduce headcount like that in a single move without indicating a massive internal problem with productivity or work culture. Either way cutting excess or redundant jobs is one thing but clearing out almost half your workforce is a sign of awful leadership, puts at open if holds the pump |
| https://preview.redd.it/1m4cf4moywlg1.jpeg?width=1320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=61615a4def198d7025d55857b66cb6772fb0d180 |
| Wait till it kills the price of your house |
| Sounds like you’re in the right place |
| It's like dating apps, if it full fills the stated purpose, it loses money. |
| It means they’re the first to massively cut costs in a weakening economy and the stock is getting rewarded for it lol |
| i think it will pump after they lose the wbd deal they should just let the ellisons have it atp save a ton of debt |
| AI is advancing and I have no doubt it will make waves in all industries (eventually), but you’d be a fool to believe, in its current form, it will wipe out teams of white collar workers or take out the SaaS sector entirely. |
| Dónde está la biblioteca? \n\nI got fucked by the bird. |
| https://preview.redd.it/x6ljpfnnywlg1.jpeg?width=1320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a3977a013b07a92f61f45ba0c5d87b90abfcd525 |
| I made the mistake of downloading their shit app on my iPad. Got a email every day reminding me that I’m a slacker for not logging into their app and learning Spanish. Fuck then |
| This. They shed all of the people on the high side of the salary bands or outside the bands. My wife had been there since 2017, was outside the band her job. They had passed her over for promotion for younger leads. She had years of product knowledge but they will just shift to overseas support. \n\nGL trying to get support. \n\nPlease do not use Cash App for direct deposit. Go get a real bank account. They are NOT a bank. |
| https://preview.redd.it/0visnzpmywlg1.jpeg?width=1320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7cdcbbb6600a766c969fe7f8cc240001dd8a80ce |
| Imagine caring more about the money you lost than you do about the friends you made along the way. Couldn't be me |
| What the fuck |
| Unfortunately the market just kinda pestered out but... I only lost like $50 |
| You don't need to sell at stop limit. Just remove it and be patient. NVDIA will make you money. You can't time the bottom as well. |
| Too many numbers, just tell me calls or puts |
| I’m not making this up, but I’ll post the 4 account purchases I hade as I stated in my OP.\n\nIRA ROTH BROKERAGE SPOUSE IRA\n\nI can only do 1 pic at a time so I’ll just reply to each post with the next picture.\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/8v4f4rplywlg1.jpeg?width=1320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=82e3ea9ddfcd91a2d9e1232fde7c47fa97a1df42 |
| Either its going to hit 5% stop loss or OP is going to sell when NVDA drops to $180. You don't just go all in and live peacefully. |
| honestly after Nvidia not even paying attention, the market is so fucked it's impossible to figure out what MMs will zero in on and make the overriding near term issue.\n\nI sell puts on them because the premiums are so high that if I get assigned I can just turn around and sell calls for a week/month out and still come out on top, which is what I'll do if my 90s get assigned tomorrow.\n\nLong term they're the biggest neocloud bois and their revenue growth is big enough that it's gonna outstrip all the debt and delay issues (that anyone trying to get to their size will inevitably run into) unless AI completely collapses in which case there's bigger things to worry about. |
| If you need to lay off half your workforce to use AI, it's still called downsizing. |
| No mames wey |
| Fuck |
| #Ban Bet Won\n---\n\n/u/RIVNMoonMe made a bet that CRWV would go to 87.74 within **1 week** when it was 97.49 and it did, congrats autist.\n\nTheir record is now 1 wins and 2 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| No, toast is toast, and block is block. Idiot. /s |
| After hours is fake |
| Puts for August. |
| Crcl calls were up 6k%% the other day |
| I don't know why anyone is surprised, this was the #1 indication to buy puts hand over fist. The CEO straight up tells you he will miss every quarter going forward. \n\n[https://youtube.com/shorts/CGdnvv\_MK0U?si=4ZRKFkIAKXganQwr](https://youtube.com/shorts/CGdnvv_MK0U?si=4ZRKFkIAKXganQwr) |
| Block cutting 40% of jobs |
| They were wiped out lol |
| …wtf is block?? lol |
| You one of those guys that calls everyone a bought without even taking a glance at their profile? |
| Cooked |
| bold of you to assume anyone on WSB would know if 40% is a big or small amount |
| You really think the remaining people who not only survived a damn near 50-50 cut will think that way when they have financial responsibilities? |
| Fair point tbh |
| There is almost zero chance with modern AI that it will hallucinate a translation |
| It went down even more?!?! Ouch |
| Yeah, I saw that, incredibly regarded |
| Yo soy gringo |
| better than bezos whore |
| Pedosoft ded\n\nPedocoin ded\n\nPedos still rich though |
| Oh, yeah, absolutely. I own a dev agency that builds and manages a ton of ecommerce shops. We nearly always recommend Stripe because their API is phenomenal. \n \nIronically, I worked with the Magento team that helped integrate PayPal into that platform. Good times, and it's kind of sad to see how PayPal has shit the bed over the years. |
| And pedos |
| In 2 years exactly; maximum 3 |
| They are regarded |
| Two days ago I was bag holding silver now that I'm free I figured I'd just put it into nflx since warner vros doesn't even like anything Netflix has to offer so I figured it'll rebound. I just don't know if it'll rebound back to 130 and keep climbing so I was wondering what's the sentiment with this play. |
| Everyone knows the next bull run is over in Japan. Asian money leaving the market. |
| I deleted the app a couple days ago. |
| Fear and greed are the worst enemies of investors. |
| Block Annual Revenue\n\n(Millions of US $)\n\n2024\t$24,121\n\n2023\t$21,916\n\n2022\t$17,532\n\n2021\t$17,661\n\n2020\t$9,498\n\n2019\t$4,714 |
| wtf teach me(?)?!!?? |
| Why is msft and software dropping ah? |
| Hey ChatGPT, how do you say sombrero in Spanish? |
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| 100% selling all my MSFT puts tomorrow and going full port calls. \n\nA $50bn mcap company that is already dead, tried to pivot to crypto, and on the verge of bankruptcy causing 100's of billions of mcap wiped out because it's laying off 4,000 people is absolutely hilarious. \n\nFor context AMZN has laid off like 25,000 just in restructuring |
| |Block Annual Revenue(Millions of US $)|\n|:-|\n|2024|$24,121|\n|2023|$21,916|\n|2022|$17,532|\n|2021|$17,661|\n|2020|$9,498|\n|2019|$4,714| |
| Ellison wins. That means they will control nearly 75% of all media forms in the U.S. |
| Also\n"Would you like a frosty with that" |
| I think CRWV can go a lot lower. Say $60 |
| For some reason their marketing / communications team felt the best way to encourage engagement was to quite literally act like a crazy ex gf. The messages get gradually more and more desperate and weird as you go on without using the app. Even if you turn off notifications, they switch to email. \n\nIt was so weird I immediately stopped using the app |
| Even GLD is down AH. Guhh what gives. Where is the end of month manipufuckery |
| Captivating brother, tell more |
| Who the hell bought DUOL thinking "This is a great stock to buy"?\n\nWho was the regard that bought at 540? Lmao |
| !remindme 2 months \n\nGotta come back and slide my sweaty gains all over this poor boi's face. |
| Duolingo just became a $4bn company that trades at a single digit PE with over 100% profit margin\n\n**This market has gone delulu** |
| What’s up with all the retards in here thinking SaaS is gone? |
| Top is so in |
| How about now |
| Fucking love me some sp2 hybridized C!!! |
| Yep. So what's the lesson here? |
| NVIDIA PRICE TARGET RAISED TO $265.00/SHARE FROM $250.00 BY JP MORGAN that’s where the good druggies are |
| Give me the remaining 50k I’ll trade 0dte for you with stop losses and split the profit |
| This is a guaranteed 5% loss lmao. You're telling me NVDA is not going to hit $175 ever again? insanity. |
| Very nice! I’m in at $1.70. Excited to see where this leads |
| Bruh |
| Block up 25% because they’re laying off 40% of the company. Here comes a layoff tidal wave |
| #can Bag7 get some of those Block productivity gains, pretty please 🙏🥹 |
| Truer words were never spoken! |
| Don’t they pay over a billion in interest per year lol |
| Tomorrow red? |
| I see, basically admitting that the fear narrative around saas is true |
| Does their staff even need to work? They're already millionaires |
| Are you hold it?? Daaammm, good look |
| 900 bazillions dollars in revenue, EPS negative lmao |
| Wonder why the Ellisons would want a bunch of cable networks right before midterm elections?!? 🤔 |
| Cutting useless workers is a bad thing ig not sure |
| Dude same. I averaged down today before earnings... HEAVILY. Look at the company, what the financials look like at its user growth metrics. The earnings sucked, no doubt but damn this company is worth at least $150 just on users alone. I got cucked hard on this earnings call but I am still a long on the company. |
| Inb4 this guy gets stopped out by Monday 😂 |
| Yea lol. Weird taste |
| Wen dow 50000? |
| Musk fired like 80% of Twitter and it's still running. And that was before AI. |
| guys on X are saying IQE is in the supply chain for google TPU, anyone know anything on this? |
| So are all these NVDA 300 price targets based on the stock having a 2:1 split or what? |
| The Duo owl getting killed was the signal |
| Pepperidge Farm remembers |
| What the fuck just happened to Microsoft?? |
| Que lastima |
| Careful you're next. |
| Beans for dinner for the rest of the year |
| >You lying sack of shit, I'll beat your sorry ass blue\n\n-my co-worker's speaker phone. |
| Write calls on it reduced your cost basis and give you a cushion |
| They are firing lots of engineers |
| NVDA should fire 90% of their staff so the stock can go up 100% |
| is it allowed to pee on a tree while playing? |
| if you want to improve faster you should drop the apps entirely and pick up graded readers. Reading from my experience is by far the fastest way to learn. you can find Juan Fernandez's ones online for free. Also this https://www.reddit.com/r/Spanish/comments/wuc8z4/free_pdfs_of_school_textbooks_in_mexico_for/\n\nThey go to B2 |
| Corweave dedicated to burning through their payday loans to... what end? Dunno.\n\nMarkets: 🌈 |
| Didn’t say it was unusual. Just stating facts. |
| I’m up 145%, glad I bought it when I did |
| Just think of this as a preview of when we go to 24/7 markets and these selldowns happen at 1:30 in the morning. |
| So, more WSB regards?? |
| Stupid prosperous economy and outperforming companies. Market hates progress. |
| stop shilling frank, you know it, we know it, canada knows it ok |
| Basically, be a position where the company is doing really shit and you have no choice |
| I mean are you still using it? |
| Because you have the worker. The manager. The manager manager, the management engineer, the managent solutions engineer, the soltions architect, the architect manager, the customer manager. The customer development manager. |
| No. |
| duolingo over-gamified is trash |
| By what? AI is not going to wipe out SaaS. |
| Hmm I’m a Little Bit confused. What was that Price Action at the end? |
| Sure....pornography, stealing copyright, memes, and writing resumes |
| Is Block really what ends the party? Jack fucking Dorsey? Whoever wrote this script can lick my fuckin rat bag this movie sucks |
| Why breh? You think you gonna learn Klingon or whatever the fuck from a goddamn app? |
| Because of the no days to recover if the opposite you expect happens, cut loses mad early just in case. I made 2k today but almost sold at a loss because it was approaching my 15-20% rule |
| 50% in MSFT and 50% in Rklb. Fuck me |
| 669 rug pull open tomorrow |
| Why are half of the bag 7 dumping AH? |
| It’s a pink slip stock, only trades on the OTC market and isn’t available on a lot of brokers |
| XYZ |
| Block probably won't exist in 5 years and "AI" is their cover to lay people off. Looks like their bitcoin treasury business isn't working out for them lol fucking clowns. |
| So you wanted to buy calls but they were expensive so you bought puts instead Strong thesis |
| Hire engineers to automate processes then fire engineers. |
| I thought the earnings call already dropped? Their revenues increased but losses per share increased and negative margins spiked significantly, from 7% to 29%. So they doing more business but losing more money and most concerningly the amount of money lost per unit business done shot up sharply.\n\nI also feel like if Microsoft wanted to they could easily just do what Coreweave is doing. All they do is have a warehouse and fill it with GPUs right? Microsoft runs Azure, they can't fill a warehouse with GPUs? There's nothing proprietary, they just landlords collecting rent. Gotta think Microsoft took a look and concluded that hosting GPUs was not a profitable venture. |
| RDDT "investors" should pay attention so they don't suffer the same fate. |
| who said anything about liberals? |
| 4000 less workers is 4000 less potential customers across all products. Eventually businesses are going to collapse when the workforce no longer exists to spend money on them. |
| Lmao |
| … and at Wendy’s. |
| As expected in today’s market. NVDA crushed their earnings and tanked. Nothing unusual. |
| - Pre-Covid (2019): 3,835 employees\n\n- Peak (End of 2023): 12,985 employees\n\n- Post-Layoff (2026 Target): Under 6,000 employees |
| Repeat after me Advance Money Destroyer |
| Lmao that Kamikaze Cash guy on YouTube with his 100k hood challenge keeps getting fucked |
| You’re honestly too regarded even for this sub bro |
| Reminds me of linus hearing about "lines of code" as a performance metric. He said - "Whoever thinks that is too stupid to work in this field". |
| Netflix coming out as winners, I hope they rinse the breakup fee as that itself will boost earnings in one quarter. Then they can buy WBD in a few years’ time when paramount is facing bankruptcy. |
| RSI? you belong here. Scream about RSI when the war happens and see what your indicators say then |
| Everything is just going to be owned by Paramount in a few years I guess |
| Great now RKLB forgot to say thank you. |
| Why you calling me a dipshit? D: |
| No I have calls but it’s most likely gonna tank market open cuz of this market |
| All SaaS companies. |
| AI is a great excuse to dress up layoffs with a vague promise of increased productivity. AI is keeping stocks afloat based on bullshit promises and that the average investor is as technically literate as a cardboard box.\n\n \npromise virtual job roles to replace actual job roles\n\nin reality existing staff are forced to work more, longer hours, without a raise, because an AI is "Assisting" (getting in the way and breaking shit) them while the company cuts back spending. Investors clap like seals and buy more stock on an underperforming company. |
| Nepo MSFT to 0 |
| #imagine being the richest man in the world and choosing to fuck Grimes. WTFFFFFF |
| what happened now? why crashing |
| Up 145% on HGRAF as of today. Wish I threw more in at the time I bought it but I didn’t know enough about the company/product at the time. Excited to see where this leads, looking forward to up-listing and hopefully the opportunity to load more shares around $3 at some point. My current average is $1.70 |
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| ai killing my stocks, ai killing my job, I'm getting fucked from all sides |
| It's okay guys. Everything will be fine. Captain Saylor and the USS Shitcoin will save the market. |
| You’re the only person with comments on so I know you’re likely a real person, that’s very impressive dude congrats |
| You already have a bet going - NVDA to 220.0 before 04-Mar-2026 04:19 PM -05 |
| Solid earnings and it drops.\n\n57% YoY growth. |
| !banbet 🤡 |
| Oh sure now it breaks down and starts to dump again |
| Your mom’s a big long vessel |
| If my company cut 40% of our staff we'd do about 40% less work. Probably closer to 30% since the rest would get slammed. But.. either way, a lot less.\n\n\nThis begs the question... is Block doing less work now or was this 40% of the workforce not doing anything?\n\n\nI guess I just do not understand how the real world works. |
| Nope |
| Tomorrow. Hoping for the best we’ll see |
| I bought my shares in Spanish so I'm all good. |
| Manipulation in after hours on no volume to fuck the charts down one more time, might be a rough night but market open tomorrow will tell us how “real” it is |
| In my defense, I’m retarded. |
| Pro tip: have the flavor packet with water one day, and the noodles the next. It makes two meals |
| Remember in the SOTU how many times he bragged about the market.\n\n \nYou're welcome plebs |
| Msft RIP |
| State of the bers |
| You bought puts???? |
| Great company ≠ good stock ig |
| .4% move after hours is not insignificant. Something happened. |
| Just put my name as a reference on the application my fellow regard- I got you 💪🏼 |
| I have feeling no more v’s just trashy day tomorrow…even I might not be safe in my boomer stocks this time. |
| - Pre-Covid (2019): 3,835 employees\n\n- Peak (End of 2023): 12,985 employees\n\n- Post-Layoff (2026 Target): Under 6,000 employees |
| I bought more at 91 to average down. |
| Time to rearrange some assets for the tanks. |
| it was ZS raising guidance |
| #let me get the bread |
| Smart ☝🏿 |
| nice record dipshit |
| Guys, I’m down 60% on the June MSFT calls I bought after earnings. Should I hold and pray or cut my losses? (I’m down -$18k) |
| Larry Ellison saw that Superman was defending ~~Palestine~~ “Jarhanpur” and realized no price was too high to acquire WBD and put an end to that illegal alien’s prevention of crimes against humanity.\n\nIt’s actually probably the new meta strat for any media companies that want to get the biggest acquisition bag possible, just show sympathy with Palestinians and some random billionaire will find unlimited money to buy you at a super premium just to censor the shit out of your art/media/community.\n\n🤔 |
| Where’s teddy Roosevelt when you need him? Who yuh gonna call??? TRUST BUSTERS! |
| ai is used in several fields actually |
| This is a friendly reminder that you can't borrow conviction. There were so many fin-fluencers pushing DUOL, and any one of them could've convinced retail to hop on board, only for extreme value destruction. |
| Expire tomorrow? Should still be worth something, especially if expiring next week. \n\nI prefer to buy LEAPS puts to attempt to flip them on a dump like a short swing trades. Less reward but can ride out the pump and dumps that tend to occur on downtrends.\n |
| What Paramount plus account? Do people actually pay for that shit? |
| Why couldn’t I have been patient for a better entry |
| everyone and their mum bullish on nvidia raising price targets \n\nnvidia: -6% |
| So did nvda |
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| They spent the last three years green, you'll be fine |
| Fuck my logic |
| Flat it is |
| !banbet NVDA 160 1w |
| 1 million subscriber add estimate is very conservative. I added paramount a couple weeks ahead of time just to browse the app and ufc library. They'll continue to get more subscribers from the ufc and remember they're still running ads. Actually my biggest complaint of ufc 324 were all the commercials. |
| No shot |
| Yeah duol was expensive at 500 but is it worth it to go long here at below 100? |
| Ouch I thought this was a joke until I checked the price. I sold it all on the pre market pump. Never touching that company again. |
| Employees HATE this coporate hack! Buy the book! |
| NVDA 160 1W |
| That's generous, I predict summer 2027. They are always behind |
| msft is down I think cause block cut 40% jobs which means\n\nIf many enterprises:\n\nSlow hiring\n\nFreeze headcount\n\nCut workers\n\nThen over time:\n\nMicrosoft 365 seat growth slows\n\nCopilot seat expansion slows\n\nEnterprise IT budgets tighten |
| I got called a bear erotica writer last night lol |
| Cost basis? |
| Layoffs of “everyone but me” has a psychological effect. \n\nFor that person left behind, still working, he or she is thinking about that “rate” on their home they bought, at all time highs, 2021-2022. Thinking about that car loan on that brand new Bronco. Thinking about that money they plan to spend on international travel. \n\nNah. Nothing to worry about at all. Fintech is here to save us all.\n |
| Block Inc is basically how AI will be used. To bump companies hitting a growth wall or in decline to pump momentarily. Use that pump to exit imo |
| Try 3 Bitcoin for $125 each and then later that day Silk Road is shut down and the guy arrested so I decided that I didn’t wanna hold these coins. If it happens even a week later they sit there and I forget about them. |
| Read my mind. You think theyre gonna let the 180calls in the money tmrw LOL |
| Lower Q1 guidance |
| Look what happened when Elon bought twitter and fired 80% of staff. Looks more like hippie Dorsey just creates bloated ass companies. |
| What the fuck is block and what’s the twitter guy doing there? |
| One thing that I’ve found with this market is that it doesn’t matter if nvda goes up or down, AMD will go down either way |
| Oh fuck I didn't see that. Whoever told me to buy this fuck you, I now have to hold into mid 2026 unless it gets delayed again or it pumps |
| The massive cuts were under elon though. Or did this guy cut more than 40% at twitter too? |
| what did u pay this week? |
| go ~~home~~ under your bridge stinky broke bol |
| “700 by close tomorrow” -you retards yesterday LMAO |
| The tail wagging the dog. f...k those Citrini guys. |
| #THIS IS THE BIG ONE, EVERYONE SELL EVERYTHING! |
| Believe what? |
| 0dte? |
| "When asked about software efficiency, management argues that models like DeepSeek V4 don't reduce the total memory needed, they just change the type. V4's "Engram" architecture offloads data from expensive HBM (on the GPU) to high-speed DDR5 and Enterprise SSDs. Micron is a leader in both, effectively telling investors: "If they buy less HBM, they will have to buy significantly more of our DDR5 to maintain the Engram lookup tables." |
| No big black rocket, no tendies |
| Ironically, that's what Jensen and his buddies named it after, when they were in that Denny's. NV for new version, Invidia for 'envy', then NVidia to make competitors green with envy at their new version. |
| i cried |
| Anticipated by whom> Some random regard posts stock xyz to the moon, next guy reads it and for unknowable reasons it clicks so he repeats it in a few other forums until everyone is confidently buying random contracts and losing all their money to wall st |
| Shitty ass Crwv bringing down nbis |
| Yeah HOOD is equivalent to doing that |
| Might see a bounce, nfa |
| Meanwhile Jensen: Everything is okay. The market is just over reacting by staying flat. |
| I'm fluent in Spanish and using Duolingo for French. I'm enjoying it and learning a lot, but for me, it being from one romance language to another has made it very easy. I've been doing it for just over 6 months and I'm on Unit 51. I don't think I'd have picked it up like this if I didn't know Spanish. |
| Of course a price target upgrade after NVDA got hit today |
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| !banbet TSLA 399.00 1d |
| NVDA is starting to believe |
| ADSK does it again 🚀 |
| SaaS my ass |
| I see it all the time and it’s so obvious. \n\nDid some bullshit news come out at least to warrant a drop after hours ? |
| LASR beats earnings and it tanks? |
| Great job |
| Any updates on NFLX? |
| Zero volume will do that to a mfer |
| On one hand, my calls are fucked. On the other, I have enough dry powder to just buy puts and break even. Either way I'll be good. Fuck you MMs |
| Sooo 174.90 tmrw? Then 200 again |
| Good, that’s what it gets for going hardcore on AI and replacing lots of staff and decreasing the quality of the product. Long may it continue bleeding. |
| Is the pump in the room with us? |
| I sold my RDDT weeklies yesterday for a 76% loss. Today they were up 23%.\n\nI’m doing great. |
| Spanish. I'm nowhere near fluent, but my level is actually decent. Learned a lot of words, and combined with some sign language I can make myself understood. |
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| SG dropped 15% after the bell. Now back to closing price. Crazy |
| The reality is you can’t learn a language this way. Not with Duolingo or Rosetta Stone. You need to be immersed in language an dedicate a lot of time to repetition, memorization, and using what you learned. A lot of people think they can passively use an app for 20 mins a night and somehow they’ll learn a language all on their own with no interactions with other speakers and without even forcing themselves to watch a foreign language YouTube video. |
| Remember when this place would spam clov and wish daily? You know who remembers... |
| I'm not even mad any more, bols: I'm just disappointed. |
| Main growth driver neutron delayed again. Growth slowing. |
| War? Get outta here ber boy |
| I would kill myslf |
| SaaS and crypto soon to be obsolete |
| Screw over both puts and calls to keep most of the premium. |
| Eat sh*t Joseph Carlson |
| holy cope permabers are low iq. take one look at $spx all time chart & try to think rationally |
| "BLOCK SHARES JUMP 22% ON PLAN TO CUT NEARLY HALF OF WORKFORCE" welp |
| Harden your hearts Netflix team, it is time to take on Ellison, your shareholders and the US government. I’ve had succession withdrawal for years. I NEED THIS! |
| Lube up then |
| This is what I would send to Dorsey:\n\n3 15 mins dumps\n\n3 5 mins jerking off in the bathrooms\n\n30 mins gawking at female employees \n\nAccording to AI; that is very efficient and I’d get a raise! |
| Sorry bro |
| NVDA ruthlessly punished today for being the greatest company on earth and building the future |
| Lol I sold my calls before close and now its red. That’s definitely a first |
| overblown IMO |
| Probably sell and take the L |
| AI couldn't write this |
| Just sold MSFT at $394.30 hoping to buy back lower, pussied out when I saw it go up and bought again at $395. I should log off and call it a day |
| Lionsgate doesn't have what they want which was the ip that WBD have. |
| huh what happened to msft |
| optimistic |
| I agree and may CHANGE to 10%, but at least for tomorrow I want to be carful and reassess Monday. |
| Goddamn. Today I went 16.7k>2.5k>17.1k. |
| Tom Lee lied\n\nBols died \n |
| Penises in bums |
| Beep Boop ride one bud. \n\nNot a bot. Feel free to check my history. |
| No wonder the entire US economy below the top 10% wealth / earners has ground to a halt. And for everyone in the 90% still shopping for shit, often doing it with debt, why? |
| Gotta go to a damn happy hour and pretend to be normal |
| Tomorrow is going to be ugly, huh? \n\nDo you think large funds are going to risk holding equities over month end with the very real risk of war over the weekend? \n\nThe last thing they want to do is wake up Monday to their fund being totally fucked to start March. |
| Neutron launch late 2026 |
| Ok |
| Is there going to be more bullshit rare earth pumping or is it time to sell stocks that are objectively trash? |
| Idk you were fasting.. how did it go? How are you? But really.. how ARE you? |
| why do you like it? the app fucking sucks lol |
| NVO only had 2 green days with more than +1% in the last month how is that even possible 💀 |
| I am very much screwed |
| Just face it, it's over |
| What was their hiring criteria? |
| Don't change your pants just yet, it dropped 4% |
| The first round was 10% a few weeks ago. They just fired 4k people today |
| Bought CRM and Duol before close, fml |
| idk what to tell ya bols... \n\nya fell for the AI grift and youre still trying to figure out what happened |
| Never go full retard |
| To think that SaaS used to be considered incredibly safe with massive margins and incredible moat. Now it's all dust in the wind. |
| On x, Dorsey says he will “own” this decision. If it doesn’t go your way, you know who to blame (cuz he told you that already). |
| Spy 700 monday\n\n28th of december lmao\n\nin 2050 lmaoooooooooooooo\n\n |
| Incredible really, 2% dump AH "just like that" |
| Manipulation |
| yes David Ellison has a history of turning companies around |
| DeepSeek4 reportedly able to spell BOOBIES like an old school calculator without having to turn it upside down. Very bearish for the market. |
| Why are we red ah |
| MSFT is not allowed to have more than 3 green days |
| Same |
| Block slashing 40% of workforce = lesser workers = pressuring seat-based SaaS stocks = MSFT FUCKED |
| Same. I have also dumped some into Duolingo it hurts 🫠 |
| And European regulators will give them hell! |
| You ever seen those point of sale iPads at coffee shops that ask for a 20% tip? |
| you must be new then. the market literally halved during covid. stop being a pussy |
| Almost everything dumping |
| Do anything happen or is that just the option level they’ll hold it at to screw over longs? |
| I should have just stayed out today. |
| Anyone that didn’t think this was the inevitable result is a rube. Larry Ellison was always going to own CNN during an erection year. |
| >and knows when AI is wrong\n\nthis is insanely regarded for language learning lmao. How do you magically just know when AI is wrong? |
| Flash drop to 669 |
| This is honestly impressive |
| but it’s just MSFT being MSFT |
| Why is RKLB down? They hit record quarterly earnings and growth |
| All in on NVDA? Yeah you belong here |
| Why would these other companies be able to profit but not OpenAI? |
| I need 691 open tomorrow |
| Unless some of these people were preventing systemic risk and malicious fraud attempts… then maybe losses will moon too! |
| I still keep my Netflix subscription because I like to log in and scroll through the menu for a couple of minutes before heading over to YouTube for the rest of the evening. |
| Lol one look at your profile and your posting about couple hundred dollar bets. You truly have no idea what you are talking about. \n\nEnjoy your 8 shares. Maybe get a real job so you can save up and attempt to play with the big bois some day. Have fun at Wendy's.\n\nAlso, you could put your 500 dollars of investing income in this stock and turn it into 50k. then you could maybe be someone.... maybe. |
| How is it possible for a company to be in a position where they can cut 40% of their staff? |
| 650 next brother |
| Made 2k today, thank you shiny rock mining stocks |
| What's the point of posting this after market close |
| Looking at MSFT you'd think they reported earnings AH |
| as is tradition... |
| This has haunted me for a while |
| I'm glad I stopped believing in MSFT cause this stock is ass 😂 |
| lmaoo |
| its cooked |
| Exactly why he wont be fine |
| 680 690 680 690 680 690 680 690 680 690 680 690 680 690 680 690 680 690 680 690 680 690 680 690 |
| All software that bounced today is bleeding after hours |
| english tutorial next please |
| I don’t think you are using that right. |
| I dont even play options. Thats how bad this is. |
| if it makes you feel better i have 85p that prob will get killed by iv if it doesn't drop to at least 83 |
| AI will create great returns by lowering overhead, consumer staples will be AI proof, bullish on us housing specifically rental markets, software is dead because ai will replace all engineers, manufacturing is coming back to the us (it’s not and jobs are actually decreasing), cut govt programs so there’s no more handouts.\n\nDo you guys see how all of these narratives conflict with each other? Has the narrative / market ever been this confused? |
| *was* a serial killer. Mortgage crisis happened a while ago. |
| What language have you learned using busuu? |
| Why invest in a company named after your penis? |
| The owl is a retard |
| uhhhhh |
| A 5% stop loss is the opposite of patient and way too shallow for shares |
| welp. no earnings heaven for me. ramen the rest of the year. |
| Toasted block. |
| we'll see in the earnings call what transpires.\n\nMy guess is probably the new Meta-collateralized loan is letting them continue treading water for a few months, and this still breathes some life in their share price\n\nThey just barely made it to earnings by begging their creditors to lower the obligation floor during new years eve, and then getting this Meta-backed loan after Blue Owl financing failed.\n\nBond market is already pricing their CDS as if they will be bankrupt before 2030. (along with junk bond rating)\n\nThese things just take longer than we expect to play out usually. |
| mine is over 200. fml. But I bought some more at 90. because I like getting pounded. |
| The 3 month chart on nearly everything is so bad |
| It'll go from blue dumpster fire to red dumpster fire |
| Bear market is over, we’re back to pumping boys |
| Also because Stripe is literally consuming the entire payments space.\n\nBlock reportedly has around $300 billion in total payments volume, up from about 270 billion last year.\n\nA month ago, Stripe reported a *yearly increase from $1.2 trillion to $1.9 trillion* in payments volume. They literally grew by 2 entire Blocks in 1 year.\n\nSame reason Paypal is going to shit. |
| still overvalued.. |
| Why does block shedding jobs affect msft? |
| Really starting to get the hang of this losing money thing. I was winning for so long I forgot what losing every day felt like. |
| My company just did a large layoff too, mostly cutting low performers and outsourced some jobs and said it was because of AI. They recently put in a chatbot function for customers to use and they're acting like this is some new ai thing that's going to change the business. It's pretty ridiculous. |
| c |
| Debtweave strikes again |
| solid earnings, slightly disappointed in eps but will keep holding the leaps. \ni've been holding it for more than a year now, i can wait |
| Yes I remember years ago GM laying off people and they dragged the CEO to a congressional hearing for him to explain why he sucks at his job |
| All you need is $5,000 to make $1500 a week theta collecting 3 days a week |
| My 1000 shares of Netflix welcome this news. Please don’t counter. |
| Bols got too much hope the final 2 hours of the day. AH took that from them with the swiftness. |
| Afternoon recovery was FAKE and GAY |
| So the market thinks a fair price for NVDA is 21x forward earnings. Cool. Cool.\n\nThis is why money is moving overseas... |
| Mama Mia!! |
| what a day eh? SNOW did -5% AH yesterday, only to pump during market open only to end flat. What a day. Maybe ZS is gonna do the same? They provide global infrastructure. 45% of Fortune 500 companies work with. What a weird market. I am happy with the quarter and guidance. I stay invested lol. Watch RBRK next "we slayed them bitches, ginna be profitable" only to do -10%. |
| you sound stable you should continue trading short dated options |
| no bites on the bulltraps they set\n\n680 tomorrow |
| Microsoft 500 pls 🥲 |
| To Somalia. |
| Paramount/Israel Corp ftw |
| Statistically speaking at least one of you is a serial killer |
| Did it now? 🤪 |
| Somehow only down 10% after hours despite the balance sheeting looking like it's heading towards 0? I don't understand how they can just lose more and more money every quarter while heavily leveraged and still stay solvent. Behaving like US government but Coreweave don't have a money printer. |
| People who say Cheers at work |
| Tomorrow is going to be such a shitshow. Might be -2% or -3% qqq |
| Umbrella in a hail storm |
| Good luck with that lol |
| Deport the bols pls, all they do is lose money |
| Wait nevermind I just realized I sold a MSFT 420c a few months out earlier today, ha get fucked whoever bought that from me |
| If you wanna see where SPY is going, look at 1 yr chart on MSFT |
| Good that I sold before 😂 |
| I'm about to make bank, bought them for 67€. |
| PLOMO FOR YOU THEN! |
| Is this not good news….. block is up 24% after market lol |
| MSFT max pain tomorrow is $392, you guys still think it’s just a coincidence. Fucking MMs and institutions robbing everyone out here. |
| It’s ok $MSFT, you gave it your best shot. |
| Just gotta make it to April |
| lol |
| 🍆💦 |
| RKLB Neutron delayed again...Shocking |
| This post-close dump might take the 10 year under 4% which is crazy\n\n\nDoes however mean your calls are fucked tomorrow tho |
| I prefer my SPY drops to happen during market hours, thanks |
| I suck at this. I lose on all my er play. |
| Im beyond freaking the fck out at this point. Suicide rate is still at ATH |
| Don't appropriate February. It's claimed bro |
| Hey MSFT, could you fucking **not** |
| The fuck happened to MSFT afterhours? Did they turn CoPilot into Mecha Mussolini? |
| oh I paid for it happily for years until the imbecile CEO made a big stink about laying off workers and contractors in favor of using LLMs\n\ninstantly cancelled my subscription, as did two of my friends on there and my mom as well\n\nfuck that company, let it die ignominiously |
| You seem like a calming soul to be around |
| Fax |
| That explain why my Netflix stock risen. |
| it has stake in coreweave, remember? |
| Sure why not |
| should’ve bought it two days ago. could’ve been a dec flip |
| Shiiit, I already use my phone for that |
| AI is great! /s |
| Lol Block cutting 40% of their jobs is because they are a failing company and they had to find a way to make it sound like AI was the reason. Another overreaction by anything SaaS related. |
| They’re going to need to lay off like 80% of their employees in order to be green again |
| Why is MSFT dumping |
| Meanwhile at mara |
| what...!!?? |
| State of the Union : FUBAR |
| haven’t used duolingo for a long time,the article descriptions of its features and subscription plans is foreign to me. They really ruined something that should just be a simple subscription service. |
| Dummies talking about clov calls here earlier. Going back years to find ways to lose money. |
| Maybe it will be restored to its former glory instead of the dumpster it is right now |
| Yeah when it was free years ago I'd use it a lot to start learning a language. They ruined it now with wanting everyone on premium |
| Meanwhile at mara |
| Nah I sell them with some time right around the cost average or a little higher. For this stock I'll probably wait for little bounce before trying to sell calls. Nothing worse than selling on a red day only to watch it rally and missing out on the gains cause of selling calls too early. |
| Trimming the fat, getting lean! |
| You're an idiot. It's over a billion dollars market cap. I have other plays that I've done on here if you care to look at my profile. I used to post more on here but nothing had peaked my interest since my URA trade. \n\nStick with your blue chip stocks regard. Leave the degeneracy to the real men. |
| Chat I bought a NFLX 130C expiring Dec 15 2028 today. Am I cooked or will I cook |
| Virtually the same business. If it works, they’ll will |
| JUST GOT MY FIRST PAYCHECK. LOOKING TO ~~TRIPLE~~ ~~QUADRUPLE~~ LOSE IT IT TOMORROW. WHAT'S THE PLAY? |
| Stopped subscribing his channel after he keeps bitching how good DUOL is, completely trash stock, make no sense. |
| you retards don’t even understand the greeks trying to play earnings will always make me laugh |
| This right here 👆 |
| For people who golf: have you all tried this for rules?\n\n1) each participant must have a beer in hand, drinking each hole\n2) high stroke each hole has to finish beer in hand and shot gun another one or do a shot (usually whiskey or fireball). \n\nMust be light beer. \n\nShortest drive on 1st hole is DD.\n\nPenalties: if trying to short your first drive intentionally, must take a shot of furthest drive’s choice. \n\nCut off if you lose 3 consecutive holes. |
| Bro what did happen ATFH my full port was green today, now is red 💀 |
| It isn't. |
| Twas brutal. Gently rimming myself with the slippery blood from anoos |
| Meta scraps advanced ai training chip Olympus due to design struggles - The Information |
| Use an AI translation app that translates in real time. No need to learn languages any more. |
| Why no short dated calls instead |
| RKT though (so far) |
| mate if you actually hold til 100m you're either a legend or completely mental, no inbetween |
| Sheesh.. Can I just invest in Vlad at this point? Mf climbing the Forbes list I’m sure |
| I BOUGHT SIMO CALLS NEARLY INSTANTLY DOWN 30% |
| Because they can. |
| I'm getting to feeling a bunch of you guys have msft calls lol |
| ok did you bring the tweezers |
| # WHO'S IN SHAMBLES NOW |
| Yeah, people confidently saying dell had no chance of pumping. There is so much rubbish in these forums they are practically useless |
| I bought it close and calls expire tomorrow! |
| Time to buy gold and silver, this market is about to tank for real. |
| What are you on about? DOW hit 50k |
| wtf happened to msft |
| This AH move was the SPY dump we deserved AH yesterday |
| lol all CRM gains from today wiped. |
| Everyone needs to view Duolingo through the lens of a gaming company. I know fuck all about their Financials, but how would Activision blizzard or whoever be valued based on their player retention and the fact there will likely never be another exciting game released, duo lingo cant churn out a new Diablo ever 3 years. |
| This sounds AI generated lol |
| you didn't buy MSFT thinking it's going to be different this time right bol? |
| Tech has had a *lot* of bloat for a *long* time... expect a lot more of this kind of thing. |
| NFLX about to pull an Medusa (Alundra Blayze). |
| Block cutting 40% of jobs |
| Google makes more profit in a single week than PLTR has made in the entire lifespan of the company |
| Now he’s both. |
| We’re selling real estate on the moon? |
| AI could literally do all of the executive jobs |
| Holy bounce back |
| Tomorrow…double or nothing |
| ➖➖➖🟩🟩➖🟩🟩 \n➖➖🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 \n➖🟩🟩⬜⬛⬜⬜⬛🟩 \n➖🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 \n🟩🟩🟩🟩🟥🟥🟥🟥 \n🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 |
| Did we tried turning it on and off already? |
| tf going on with SaaS? |
| I’ve looked into DUOL and CRWV a bit these past weeks, and don’t own any puts…\n\nI am a failure to my family :(\n |
| Peanut butter! I look the same |
| cuz coreweave |
| Msft bulls actually thought |
| Indeed |
| As soon as they went all in on crypto that should have been your sign to gtfo of that stock. |
| You make me laugh |
| Seems inline. Not bad to own stock but terrible for options. Good luck. |
| Rockets only go down. |
| Nicely done SOUN |
| I'M NOT YOUR BRO, GUY |
| So basically XYZ crashed the market ah but pumped itself? 5D chess shit lol |
| WHEN I TRY TO SPEAK FRENCH THESE DAYS SPANISH COMES OUT LOL |
| Not only patient also trouble in brains |
| coreweave is dying |
| Got me bricked blocked |
| This is the best automod comment. Kino. |
| 😡 |
| Well fuck me I guess. |
| Have you considered that maybe you have no idea what "good earnings" actually look like |
| Peak illiterate comment that doesn’t know what a company actually does lmao |
| Exactly, people who are pointing to AI as the cause right now have no clue what AI can and cannot do. |
| Excuse me thought stocks only went up? |
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| Bulls starting to look like they've been cooked in a car in Puerto Vallarta right now |
| Anyone else ready to get liquidated on MARA? |
| Buffet scoops both as he croaks for his final buy. |
| https://preview.redd.it/5q3jb33rvwlg1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3550c66c2e8778c4268160076714a3e5369c19ba |
| People like to pretend you cant put a price on their livlihoods, but Block's price is about 25% |
| Brick got me blocked |
| Oh yeah? Say it again in Spanish |
| So sad all the funny regards got wiped out, I miss them |
| 💯 |
| IM NOT YOUR DUDE BRO |
| !remindme 1 year\n\nYou won't even exit your mothers basement. can't wait to be a multimillionaire in less than a year. |
| hes pumping his pink sheet shill, its worse than a penny stock, not even on any brokerages. dont buy, ur gona bag hold at 0.1 cents |
| *fondue\nPlease have your french checked. |
| Block got me bricked |
| billions of dollars spent when they could’ve just used the Gandhi AI from the Civ games |
| Block is toast |
| Gates in the 9/11 files |
| Oops |
| bols cant even afford shambles at this rate |
| MSFT AH LMAOO GOING TO ZERO FRFR |
| Alright! Hope you’re right 🫣 |
| The company they bombs kids yea ok |
| There is news. Block cutting 40% of jobs |
| That's a lot of damage |
| Be a true gambling man and put all that money into options. You're not really gambling but just exchanging money for a tiny fraction of the company. |
| They can just use a small part of the breakup fee to buy the entirety of lionsgate studios. |
| Layoffs used to mean you were getting rid of talent that could potentially build a better company and compete against you. What happened to those days? |
| Is AI going to wipe my butt and take away my butt wipers job next too? 🙄 |
| lol |
| Stop pumping this penny stock trash,\n\n hes pumping his pink sheet shill, its worse than a penny stock, not even on any brokerages.\n\nur gona become exit liquidity if you buy this low - no volume joke. |
| 100% of the time 30% of the times |
| SaaS trades likes bitcoin 1 to 1. It's actually uncanny. Based on that it will be dead for the remainder of the year. |
| Spy is crowning 🤌🤌🤌 |
| Bullshit, double $1k 7 times and you're at over 100K\nYou're poor because you confidently gamble on random shit like mara earnings that they missed like no one has ever done it before in the history of humanity |
| Is that some new Claude tool? |
| msft -2% AH no news |
| This bad for Nebius? |
| Mass manipulation |
| wtf |
| Saas companies can't catch a break |
| Heh gotem |
| Cool thanks. I like to price my options out a month or two but now I’m intrigued to try the 0dte. Since I’m also regarded I just gotta try lol. |
| Down a quarter of a percent after hours. At this rate SPY opens down 4% tomorrow. God help us all. |
| Msft forgot who it was today luckily it went back to it's mandatory dumping |
| Why is Microsoft dropping |
| Y MSFT getting killed |
| The idea that AI will replace learning apps is so off.\n\nDuolingo’s biggest strength isn’t just teaching content - it’s gamification. That’s the real product. Streaks, notifications, XP, leagues, friend leaderboards... it’s a highly engineered habit machine designed to keep users consistent.\n\nYes, you can learn a language by chatting with AI. But most people won’t stick with it long term. There’s no structure, no progression system, no accountability, no dopamine.\n\nLearning isn’t about access to information - it’s about sustained motivation. And Duolingo has spent years optimizing exactly that. |
| I hate the fact I own this and I hate fact I actually like this company, I am so damaged! |
| Dawg, Europe is trying to abandon Microsoft. They view it as a legit risk to their security now. France and Poland are already taking concrete steps to move away. It sounds crazy until you realize there are lots of open source alternatives to MS Office products, and many countries already have developed their own proprietary OS'.\n\nThis is not a genie that easily gets put back in the bottle. |
| ALL THIS DUDE TALKS ABOUT IS HIMSELF |
| I’ll be downvoted for this, but that doesn’t seem right? Not saying C-suite aren’t morons but they experienced a productivity shock after whatever amount of hiring they had previously done, not before. |
| Wow AH dump is wild lmao, we cant catch a break |
| Doubt. You're obsessed with Deepseek; spreading it everywhere. That rumor has been out for a month. |
| Because you touch yourself |
| My Nu and SOFI june 18th calls are bleeding |
| How the fuck is a language app worth $5.5 billion? |
| good earnings : -5 to -10% \n\nbad earnings: -25% \n\nwhy even bother going calls past few months |
| Motherfucker every fucking time, lol |
| Techbros are so corny. |
| #sometimes you just gotta race |
| Wtfffff |
| block laying off 4000 due to AI productivity gains |
| Man, why do I feel like this weekend some shit is gonna go down and we're once again last plebeians to know? \n\n \nEither Iran turned to glass, Cuba turned into 51st state or both. |
| same, hes pumping his pink sheet shill, its worse than a penny stock, not even on any brokerages. |
| Give out some blowies to get things going |
| my puts gonna sing tomorrow |
| Block cutting 40% of jobs |
| My port disagrees lol |
| Comparing PLTR to GOOG is peak regard |
| i'm not saying its a huge sum of cash. lol. just saying i've got it available. |
| kids |
| It absolutely is. Now what would you like, ribeye or strip? |
| To be fair, I still think there’s things that make DUOL a competitive language learning product. Chatgpt is useful for understanding concepts or asking specific questions (ie. what does X sentence mean), but the gamified learning experience that apps like DUOL offer aren’t really available through a generic LLM chat app.\n\nI’m currently learning mandarin. For that, I use HelloChinese, which is an app that’s very similar to DUOL. It offers structure, streaks, vetted learning content, podcasts, etc. I use chatgpt as a side tool mostly for asking questions that I won’t easily get answers from this or other language learning apps.\n\nAt the same time, I do feel like apps like DUOL lack complexity, using agentic coding it may be easy to just replicate most of these features. Perhaps it’s the DUOL brand that will make a difference? Or maybe it will just die off? I honestly don’t know. |
| Oops |
| Why are software stocks dipping ah |
| I will buy MSFT when Value sub retards lose hope on it. |
| Its because those earnings were mostly accounting losses based on its transition into an ai infrastructure company and less focused on 🌽 mining. Mining did become more expensive but a big chunk of that loss was their front loading of the costs of acquisition for their ai data centers.\n\nThey signed a 1GW ai data center with starewood which is very big and confirms its transition into an ai infrastructure company is working.\n\nAlso their revenues were significantly higher than estimates which is going to translate into much higher eps going forward after all the one time accounting hits are done. |
| You will be fine lots of us bought NVDA today. |
| It’s just February and half of tech stocks are dead. This could be a brutal long year |
| needs to go lower, the ceo needs to get back to workforce, riding the hypewave too long |
| # SPY CHART OVER HERE DRAWING A WONKA SYMBOL\n\n# (⸝⸝> ᴗ•⸝⸝) |
| Calls on glass? |
| Good. Fuck that annoying ass bird. Duo ruined their product with a billion popups after each 2-minute lesson. It's unusable now. |
| Oh never mind. RKLB decided to rocket to the Earth's core. |
| Loading up on PLTR. This is GOOG at 150 a year ago story. Watch!!! |
| If every impulse decision is wrong, then the opposite *must* be true. - Jerry Seinfeld |
| I thought AI replacing jobs was both bullish and the point..? |
| Sir, this is Wendy’s |
| RUH ROH BOL |
| Same news that’s been plaguing Microsoft for the last 20 years. Bill Gates + young girls + dead poor people. Except this time it’s real. |
| lmao DUOL chart did a round trip to the moon and back to hell |
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| https://www.theglobeandmail.com/investing/markets/stocks/SOUN-Q/pressreleases/453014/soundhound-ai-reports-record-annual-revenue-of-169-million-up-nearly-100-forecasts-strong-growth/\n\nThats my move, heavily shorted stock where they will now have to cover their positions when this continues to fly up. After hours already going strong this gets to 15-20 range again easily imo (not financial advice do your own research) 🚀🚀 |
| Would you sell 0dte calls tomorrow or too risky |
| just trade options on the fluctuations and it's ez money |
| That image man |
| inverse this guy and I’ll finally be rich |
| Soooo LLM’s chose nuclear war in 95% of their wargames\n\nThat’s fine \n\nhttps://www.tomshardware.com/tech-industry/artificial-intelligence/llms-used-tactical-nuclear-weapons-in-95-percent-of-ai-war-games-launched-strategic-strikes-three-times-researcher-pitted-gpt-5-2-claude-sonnet-4-and-gemini-3-flash-against-each-other-with-at-least-one-model-using-a-tactical-nuke-in-20-out-of-21-matches |
| Smells like burnt steak in here. Maybe tomorrow they will only cook you cows to medium rare. |
| Buying options is retarded before earnings. I just buy inverse ETFs and sell in post market before option players get rugged the next day lol. |
| most of saas companies red after block cuts 40% of jobs |
| Damn yahoo flashed Msft down to 393 after hours I almost blew a load to it |
| Yeah you guys keep selling NVDA 😁 |
| Wtf happened while I was at work? |
| Nah, they buy paramount when it can't repay its debt. |
| Blaming AI is the simpleton's take. |
| any thoughts on IQE? |
| I USED TO EAT FONDU AND SKI IN THE SWISS ALPS. NOW I JUST SHITPOST ON THE INTERNET. LIFE JUST KEEPS GETTING BETTER AND BETTER FOR ME |
| Rekd |
| If they cut 100%, then the stock would be up around 55-60%. Since it's only 40% cut, it's 20-25% |
| Poor Joseph Carlson |
| It signals they are going to spend more, which market no likey rn. |
| Puta madre 😔 |
| I just woke up from a lil nap what happened |
| Perhaps. |
| This is what I'm running. I hope to God it holds out at least three more years. |
| why is spy drilling AH |
| Bill Gates also liked to smash |
| SPY needs to announce partnership with Anthropic |
| Watching three Shaq movies tonight |
| Bro got lured lmao 🍯🐝 |
| Honestly the retail money cowering in stocks like RDDT and HOOD and other high growth retail dominated stocks outside bag 7 is really not as bad as it sounds (if you dont YOLO) |
| Real moves are only happening AH now wtf is this bs? Lol |
| Everywhere except qqq... |
| Bingo. Everyone is point to AI when the reality is that this (and other layoffs in tech) are a direct result of overhiring and excess compensation in a ZIRP environment and now they need to trim the fat. |
| Awesome congratulations! |
| Like outside my room? Gawd no |
| Great earnings and we dump. Bear market for real. |
| # BOLS GENUINELY HATE MONEY\n\n# ╮ (. ❛ ᴗ ❛.) ╭ |
| Did some technical analysis (looked at the 1 yr spy chart for 15 seconds) and yeah we’re fucked |
| I just got in after hours. This is a whipsaw stock, and might recover quick, or might not. The IV is historically very high though, so I am gonna wheel it. |
| CRM bankrupt by morning |
| Lol |
| Who woulda thought he was a player... |
| Proof of position, dude. |
| alr going back to $10 |
| It's the AI, stupid |
| 🙂 |
| Bleed for me |
| Your puts (your puts) are fuk (they’re fuk) |
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| Farewell Dingo. It was fun while it lasted |
| Tehran talk and end of month rebalancing. |
| Rklb down after good earnings, market cant be more finished than this |
| It's just dumping...probably because of another companies earnings report. Maybe Michael Dell said something on their earnings call |