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| If this actually turns into real volume orders, that would be a big credibility boost for Intel, but execution and timelines matter way more than analyst notes right now. |
| Problematic |
| Pretty oversold I’m playing the bounce, but doubt it holds though |
| Bblatina no questions |
| 0? |
| Venmo me 1/4 of it to give you the thrill again |
| I’ve lost a lot of friends since smoking crypto |
| Bruhs, it's not even freezing and there is an accident bad enough to shut down the local highway. |
| Congrats. It’s anti climactic isn’t it? I celebrated with caviar and a supermodel. |
| I got money on $350 by 2028 |
| The heating system |
| GOOG! |
| Bullshit, intel chips are trash compared to Apple silicon. |
| China and Canada Tardiffs\n\nSnow\n\nMinnesota\n\nIran\n\n\n-10% this week |
| They just be manufacturing A series chips right? Not turning to some garbage intel processor. Must be pretty hard to get manufacturing priority at TSMC for them to give their specs over to a competitor to manufacture. |
| $3k a month?! Dude is getting fleeced |
| Believe it or not, calls on lunacy. |
| You're gonna have to make a donation to the ball room bruh |
| I finally got my first million and I feel nothing |
| My Monday calls are fricked |
| He is seriously retarded. |
| Just saw my neighbors family create a TikTok or something. I am moving |
| Intel is not able to cover their demand from what I have read, imagine covering 200mln iPhone Apple sells yearly |
| However low the dollar can go. |
| the reason this time is so unique is the supply. You've got the us mint taking prices of ASEs from $89 to $170 in the span of 2 days. You've got apmex yeeting their entire retail buyer class by instituting a minimum $500 per order purchase and minimum 10k buybacks. They're the largest wholesaler out there. If they're willing to tell the public to fuck off there's a reason. They think selling now will leave a shit ton of money on the table if mom and pop get the rounds for spot+5 when their industrial buyers are willing to pay anything to keep the production line open. |
| Your mom's house. |
| Video of point blank execution |
| 250 |
| hell yeah brother |
| Intel 14a should be at least as dense as TSMC N2\n\nthe fact that 18a is shipping with panther lake says that they got it working\n\nthe rest is partner product development kit integration |
| So analysts lost money with Intel and are trying to move the market again? Classic insufferable wall street behavior |
| Why shouldn’t the US attack, in your humble opinion? |
| For someone who has lost more then this (1.2 million in todays dollars) on one play, and no it wasn’t a biotech, it was all in on a stock called Sunrise, which I had purchased since it was $2, as it was getting closer to FDA approval the stock was up to $20. I was totally emotionally attached to this stock. Well, basically , too late , I realized “wow what would happen if FDA doesn’t approve this , it was a lazer technology for eye surgery and FDA approval was supposed to be a slam dunk. Well, they didn’t approve it and I was just about to graduate from grad school and get started with this big nest egg but instead just had 10 k after it crashed from $20 back under $2. \n\nYou don’t want to be on the other side of a yolo, I have been there and it’s no fun weeping in the fetal position with your cat as your only comfort, then friends. Checking on me next day thinking I’m gonna off myself .\n\nNo more than 20-25 percent max and think what will happen if it goes against you. Good luck my guy. |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/MaybeNecessaryEnough made a bet that TMC would go to 10.5 within **2 days** when it was 9.602 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 2 wins and 6 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| I liked it alot when it hit 80. That would be a good longterm stock. It's dealing with lower guidance and merger drama with warner so it might stay pinned for awhile. |
| What’s your favorite thing in the room youre in right now |
| Bruh they are both radically different in behavior lol. |
| Stop being a little whiney bitch and just work to understand the moves and then play them. Jfc. |
| How high can silver realistically go? |
| Better get dementia and pretend you forgot about the trade |
| Look at your downvotes. Time to buy |
| I think your account is under review due to unusual activity. |
| A “Selloff” to the upside…? How does that work? Enlighten me…. |
| Buy slv and gld calls before weekends. New strat. |
| The ultimate would be if he and his buddies loaded up on puts on Friday knowing this was coming and the market goes up big on Monday. |
| They lied to you.\n\nThere is no winter storm.\n\nThis was just to get you to buy all their old inventory from their stores |
| Most intelligent WSB user |
| I already mentioned there was one tiny piece of news that changed with Samsung. \n\nI assume China is not indefinitely hoarding silver, would like to know this motivations at this point. \n\nEverything else has already been accounted for. |
| Friends don't let friends download cryptos. |
| Did people forget how many times AAPL denied INTC last year for being their major customer? |
| anyone buying intel on the dip? |
| Every weekend we pray that ber don’t take our money away |
| I’m a bad Canadian because I don’t use maple syrup on my eggo waffles 🧇😞 |
| Nordic, I like to climb and fuck. |
| You wouldn’t download a crypto, would you? |
| Buying in Monday cause of this, thank you for the affirmation |
| Wonder if so called tariffs on Canada will impact Kraken Robotics. |
| I love you silver |
| the boy who cried wolf is crying wolf again? about time the markets started pricing in his lunacy |
| Makes perfect sense! |
| If I can get that from a dealer, I’ll probably sell some for a spread of currencies. Get a mix of Eddies, Panda Cash, US toilet paper and Singapore Dollars |
| I'd like to hear your angle on it. |
| I bought near peak and closed them friday morning for a 4x |
| Yeah. With the one caveat that sucrose (cane sugar) is a *bit* more complex than HFCS, meaning it'll take a bit longer to digest and cause less significant blood sugar spiking (and less heavy lifting for the nondiabetic pancreas; the sort heavy lifting that can lead to T2D).\n\nIn terms of calorie intake and excess carbs, your body will still pack on as much of it as fat as is available, in terms of grams of sugar. |
| Funny cause you know all these people probably didn't even understand wtf Kendrick was rapping. Can dumb old white people understand rap? If not then it being Spanish doesn't make a difference. Stfu and enjoy the show. |
| Wow this is going to be hard to choose from\n\nNordic women 🔴🫲 😑 🫱🔵 Eastern European women |
| It's in case there's ever a tyrannical government. |
| bought 6920p 26jan to hedge in case of 🥭 shenanigans, was hoping they expired worthless but looks like there'll be a chance to print\n\nmy calls in random risk on stocks far outweigh my hedge though so still screwed regardless |
| He'll taco soon enough. |
| Imagine thinking this comment would be “edgy” and people would agree |
| Emptying my bank account on predicted snowfall in New York |
| Nice no more pattern day trading $25,000 rule soon |
| "Governor Carney". What a dumb fucking asshole |
| I’m short 900 silver at 102.5 how fucked am I on a scale of 1 to Donald Trump |
| 7 solely bc I think my 1/30 688 P will print coupled with [this shit](https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cy4qww3w72lo) |
| Old news bro, everyone knows this has been happening. OP on x is a drama queen |
| My nickname in highschool was big nacho yurt |
| 💯 |
| https://preview.redd.it/q1ardmgeobfg1.jpeg?width=1320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=820b72b38f8d69dfdc9be3da15626734ad5648b5\n\nCan anyone tell me what this is about? They won’t let me ask support chat. |
| Tabarnak! Ce trou de cul là veut pas mon argent! Hostie de câlice! |
| https://www.reddit.com/r/Minneapolis/s/smMYLFUoPo\n\nNSFW |
| The big daddy cane version tastes like ketchup from the 80s/90s. It’s great. |
| Nah 🥭 will 🌮 |
| God thats a huge position |
| Hence the 🤷 |
| That you think these items are irrelevant really shows more about you than anything else.\n\n\nThe problem is not any of the things you mentioned. The problem is the nations intent on harming other nations. |
| Violence in your neighborhood isn't bad for the market either. Doesn't mean it should happen. |
| Do we have the same port? |
| Yiiikes |
| It’s like the battle against a final boss in a video game, where he always cycles though the same attacks: tariffs, land grab threats, ICE murder, fire Powell threat, etc. you just have to guess way will be the next attack. |
| What happened? |
| NANA |
| sorry can’t hear u too poor |
| Bro, listening to the weather radio and looking over an empty city is such a vibe. |
| he prob gonna keel over before then |
| LMAO 🤌 |
| I think this was more of Buffet trying to support traditional American businesses then actually buying a wonderful business, they were trying to make it work and create synergy in merging them. |
| Yea he already said he did |
| No one cares about his tarrifs anymore. |
| Must fucking suck to be an Amerifat rn fr fr. |
| J'MEN CHALISE DE TABERNAK |
| I just don’t buy the hype yet. I’ve been following precious metals for a long time. Something else is going on. |
| There's near zero chance Apple will go with an unproven, immature node by Intel unless they want an Exynos moment. Intel hasn't even achieved production yield for 18A. Laughable speculative article 🤡 |
| Google exists. |
| I bought SLV puts at 3:59pm yesterday |
| Why would they call the deal off? |
| Gonna 🌮 on that one too |
| Meh you’re retarded? |
| The issue is that everyone in America thinks they are a hero.\n\n\nIts the wild west mentality.\n\n\nExcept we have an incredible amount of idiots, and they all own guns and think that they are the ones that should have guns. |
| Puts on Apple.\nIphones to get more dogshit |
| The snow Mexicans will bend the knee |
| It is a paper promise until the taco hits the floor. Then all is forgotten. Hot sauce goes to the enchiladas. |
| Ah yes thatd make sense, the day after my 50$ lotto ticket expires |
| Imagine buying an iphone |
| I have 2 $160 calls expiring 4/17. Down $3k on it. What do you think about those ? |
| Absolutely. Definitely, I think there's some truth to what you're saying. Cane sugar is a bit more complex than HFCS (we call it Glucose-Fructose in Canada), and will take a bit longer to digest, since sucrose (cane sugar is sucrose) is more complex than glucose-fructose.\n\nAs a diabetic, I don't focus too heavily on sugar-added products like condiments that I'm only going to use a small amount of, anyway. \n\nSwitching from sugar pop to diet pop (or no pop at all) is a much more significant dietary change than what sort of ketchup you use, but looking at the small things has a net positive effect, as well, because they *do* add up. Don't fall for fruit juice packaging and advertisements though; it's still a sugar beverage, without the benefit of fibre and other good things in whole fruit.\n\nPlus, cane sugar tastes better anyway. We're lucky sugar is dirt cheap in Canada compared to the states. We have way less HFCS here. |
| Nah you just try and live in a decent neighborhood and try and not date someone too crazy. |
| Do we moon when 🥭 kicks the bucket? |
| Watching the 🌈🐻 and front page redditards complain all weekend while the bols are out spending their money having fun is my favorite thing about the weekend threads.\n\n\nSee you Monday! |
| Analyst is losing his ass on intel right now |
| 36 packs of that piss americans call beer can get a person over a 2-3 hours. Storm should be much longer. |
| No clue. I'm obviously optimistic about the stock, and hoping it will continue to go up. Roll it some more, and if gets taken away, at least you made a damn good profit overall. |
| Can’t decide whether an insane green day or insane red day would be a bigger f u to 🥭 lol |
| Facts. I didn't know you could say that here without a ban. Fuck that retard |
| The propaganda machine has been dumbing down the American people at every angle since the great depression. |
| Canada will simply call off the China deal - just more posturing from their weak government and Trump calls them on it per usual. |
| This provides absolutely zero context. |
| I guess it varies by country, no? Regional retailers have cheaper prices than Amazon for most items. Amazon delivery takes a week, and high-value items are regularly stolen at origin warehouse or first logistic center (just recently - I had 2 laptops stolen from Black Friday orders). Until they acquire more regional warehouses and cut delivery times down to 2-3 days tops I don't see them competing with established online retailers outside of the US. |
| nightmare fuel |
| Where is the stanning part? Fuck China and fuck Donald. If not for the whiner in chief we could have sustained the traditional partnerships and counter the authoritarian expansions collectively. What a godsend to China. |
| 1oz gold at 24k is not a meme |
| Oh man that’s some heavy hitters |
| 🥭 threatening some fresh new tariffs on Canada lmfao |
| >*Trump reveals US secret weapon used in Venezuela*\n\nThey really named it The Discombobulator lmao |
| As a Berkshire bagholder I agree |
| On a scale of 1-10 how fucked are my 1/27 691c’s |
| Our northern neighbors are retarded but poutine rules. |
| yeah until the wind starts blowing |
| And let me tell you something about these tariffs - they said, when I said tariffs they said - ***daddy***. |
| Hot take: sybau |
| You tell me. I'm hunting for somewhere to put the $500 I have left from INTC crapout |
| got some weed and Beecher's mac and cheese |
| Imagine you buy an iPhone next year and you don’t know whether you got a TSMC manufactured chip or some dog Intel chip inside that overheats when you look at the phone \n\nIt’s like the display panel lottery but much worse |
| *rest in peace my granny she got hit by a bazooka* |
| HFCS is cheaper and easier to put in food products, so its cost effective to put more of it in food than traditional sugar.\n\n\nThe research I have seen shows it has no health difference than sugar.\n\n\nLike you said, if its the same amount of sugar it doesn't really matter whether its HFCS or not. |
| Depends who gets it. |
| Nick Shirley may be the first Mormon with fetal alcohol syndrome |
| Seems like MMs trying to gap fill 6900 completely before next leg up. February HAS to bring 7000 |
| If they dont i imagine it locks your dick in place while playing a 15 second Amazon ad showing you pictures of other sex toys you might enjoy and reads options like the auto lube function if you upgrade |
| I mean it printed bigly this week… don’t know if I would expect another 10% pump |
| \-20 feels the same as -2 idk . |
| True but Cooper, the next one down the line will cost each company billions to retool for and thats not including redesign. You've got to see the situation as it is as opposed to devils advocate, that's gonna leave a lot of stackers with tear soaked pillows. JPMORGANs stockpile is reported holdings, when they start selling, so will I. |
| Yes. They genuinely do. They figure more guns = more heroes stopping the bad people with guns.\nThey genuinely don't think giving emotionally unstable people readily available powerful long range weapons a bad idea. It's baffling |
| America has a stupid problem where we think stupid people are actually the smart ones \n\nSo the answer is, yes. |
| China purging near the top 🤷\n\n\nhttps://x.com/i/status/2015035357893378072 |
| Swill |
| Both sides of what? |
| Got a 36 pack of coors im ready for the storm |
| I’m literally complaining about one town. \n\nI could drive 10 minutes and be in a different town with good food. I could drive 20 minutes and literally be in the city. The township this village is in has a population of almost a million people. It’s not rural. \n\nThere’s neighborhoods *in the city* where there’s no good Chinese food. This has nothing to do with rural vs. urban environments. |
| Oh man if no Taco comes by monday it's gonna be a bloody battle between my Canadian stocks and my gold and silver |
| Reality is shaped by perception. |
| It’s that Tylenol fetal syndrome self harm |
| CUCK ALERT |
| It's a "gets better over time" thing, not an "immediate result" thing. |
| Nobody with half a brain would want to be in government, unless they are either personally profiting (most of congress) or on a power trip (almost all of congress, and every president in the past 40 years) |
| What stock was that bro? Sorry to hear |
| Next week: usa needs to annex Canada to protect us interests, otherwise China and Russia will invade Canada. Thank you for you attention on this matter |
| Nah, US government wants to debase the dollar. Likely the only way we can pay back our debt is to turn 40 trillion dollars into 20 trillion by cutting the dollars value in half. There’s historical precedent for this too. |
| Micron will reach $160 at the EOY. and market is changing. AI agent bull run is gonna start. buy SAP (ADR), NOW, CRM, or any other ai software stocks. |
| Nah bruh, I’m in da bag 💰 |
| An incel’s dream |
| What was the play to get you to earn $600k? |
| I think you underestimate how retarded the average Redditor is |
| Threatening to annex allies territories tend to have that effect. |
| I really wish other countries would just start excluding the USA from as many aspects of socioeconomic life as they can. The American people aren't doing/can't do shit. The world needs to isolate the USA. |
| **Ban Bet Created:** **/u/LiamPhlegmsworth** bet **SLV** goes from **94.44** to **80.0** before **30-Jan-2026 05:09 PM EST**\n\nTheir record is 4 wins and 14 losses.\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| Ice..! Ice…! Ice baby ice! |
| What drone trades are you making Monday?? |
| Still better than the yen |
| Touch grass, bruh |
| Too late |
| Bulls bought calls after the drop and made bank last week |
| Of winning? |
| Oh we're just making stuff up now, okay |
| That would be on Tuesday fine sir. |
| peak lead-brained boomer moment\n\nthis block of stupidity is like 10 fox news chyrons all crammed together\n\nlet's get you to bed grandpa |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/Classic_Bullfrog6671 made a bet that SPY would go to 725.9805 within **5 days** when it was 691.41 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 8 wins and 32 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| I like my fries with extra calories |
| Hotter take, leave the gravy on the side to keep the fries crispy. |
| Aye 😤 |
| You’re literally complaining about the same things rural Americans complain about but because of the word rural you’re getting your panties in a twist |
| I know sugar is sugar, I’m just feeling like the cane sugar has way less processing and should be a bit better. \n\nBut ketchup is incredibly processed anyways, I know im just falling for advertising |
| …In Miami |
| It's possible if there's a lot of degens leveraged but my guess is it bounces back.\n\nIMO the real crash for metals will be when these super high prices inevitably causes a ramp up in supply and floods the market. |
| Mfs worried about grocery prices, I’m worried about the 100 year trajectory of US tech education and financing so we don’t lose hegemony status to China |
| Yes that’s what I meant. You did sautéed ole boy |
| I’m not even Canadian and I’m deeply offended |
| Yep, just laughable at this point. |
| They prefer nice ass over big tits over here |
| Classic nothingburger |
| At some point, the whole world is gonna just ignore him and the US and move on. |
| Then absolutely none of your responses make sense and it’s just a weird opinion |
| He's not a regard. He is a genuine retard. |
| “Potential” order wins, but fuck it, headlines like this are great for my LEAPs |
| link? |
| Our president is anti American so what do you expect |
| Gey |
| Is it China standing or just seeking an adult to converse with after getting tired of the dotard dumps |
| I mean, no. \n\nThe same bull market that’s been happening for the past 15 or so years, aside from the occasional dip that immediately V’s, would probably have continued. \n\nHarris policies definitely wouldn’t have changed much. |
| >Best protection against toxins in consumer products and food. \n\nBest one on this list \n\n>Best labour laws. \n\nThat strangles innovation. No one wants to start a business in the eu \n\n>Best environmental laws. \n\nYou’re making his point.\n\n>Best data protection laws.\n\nIrrelevant \n\n>Best consumer protection laws. \n\nIrrelevant\n\n>Best protection of human dignity. \n\nCompletely abstract and irrelevant \n\n>Lowest rich/poor divide. \n\nYes because everyone is poor\n\n>Best animal protection laws. \n\nOk?\n\n>Best in taking care of the weak in society and lifting them up to stop our countries from becoming dystopian tapestries of walled gardens and homeless shelters. \n\nLol \n\n>Should I keep going?\n\nYes please do. You’re making his point. The majority of this stuff is completely nonsensical and shows that Europe has been focused on little niceties while neglecting the important pillars of a strong country. When shit hits the fan, im sure the European people will be thankful for their strong animal protection laws. |
| It’s not that cold. |
| I’ve lived in Manhattan |
| Will they pay for the ad-free version, though? |
| Hot take, poutine fucking sucks |
| I think the gold/silver correction will be very abrupt and very large. A lot of what's pushing it up is price-insensitive governments trying to get supply. When they're finished buying I expect a 10-20% dump over several sessions.\n\nI'm also pretty short on COIN right now, think it drops below 200 over the next few weeks. |
| Never understood it, even his mannerisms dont connect with what society needs to thrive. "Abuse accuse and distract" has ALWAYS been his mantra. Fucking idiots blinded by the most smooth brain propaganda perpetuated this all because they liked being a shitty person online to much. (I fully blame internet trolling for the lack of care, empathy, and togetherness that is taking place.)\n\nAnd now weve been stuck at 680/690 for 4 months because of his retarded cry baby brain. |
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| "Full porting" he calls the KHC stake. Exactly where he belongs. |
| How to make the "sell America" narrative stronger and stronger... \n\nIronic but Canada is one of the countries that benefit from the outflow of money from the US stock market and bond market. |
| Canada is making deals with countries not questioning their sovereignty. Let's tax all our citizens to show Canada. |
| How's that USD doing today? |
| And no getting yippy either. |
| She was finger bangin sloots for sure |
| Don’t we have trading deal with China? ….never mind. |
| Is it right wing to want to be a vassal state? Or just being cuck? Yes we’re aware of your “silent” majority cause you never shut the fuck up |
| Every, fucking, week |
| What a genuinely regarded opinion. You belong here |
| Coreweave strategy, gold tier version |
| “Most educated” and yet makes retarded decision after retarded decision. That is even worse. |
| Not even waiting for the body to get cold.\n\nLol.\n\nAs far as the new CEO is concerned, Buffett is dead to him. |
| I sold weekly covered calls on 300 shares I have and now I have to keep rolling …do you think I will be able to catch the price eventually and get them to expire\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/ocov9io9mbfg1.jpeg?width=1123&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1496bd971d00fd23f4092116133dccf0de597f00 |
| It’s my biggest holding but I have not forgotten that it’s cyclical. |
| his only answer to foreign relations is to tax americans on imported goods |
| Nana is so fucking hot and bothered right now |
| Im tired boss |
| Trumps threatening Canada with 100% tariffs over China deal |
| the framework of a scaffold |
| 100% of Canadians I've met are right wing. He's a good dude though. |
| Na we good who gives a f about canada |
| Hope you’re not dying bud! |
| Surefire way to score big results! |
| Same. That why I have money. No vaycays and shit |
| Insiders already knew the orange retard was going to do what the orange retard always does. Explains why we suddenly dumped yesterday. |
| Cope |
| DONT BE A PANICAN |
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| 🤷 |
| Why do you think it will be $500 by next Friday ? |
| Biden would have finally beat medicare if they just let him cook. |
| That’s exactly what I think. I don’t think we will get a reaction like at all from this. Way too soon from his literal next day taco. No one gives a fuck or takes this shit seriously anymore. The jig is up |
| Yeah well maybe the US should stop giving all the reasons. |
| Take a nap and turn off the news. Wake up refreshed and not a pussy. |
| PLTR will be the most valuable company going into mid-century |
| #I AM NOT CANCELLING MY PROSTATE CHECK CAUSE OF SNOW CAWK SUCKAS \n\nLETS GO \n\nNO FEAR 🫡 |
| Short SNDK |
| Speak with IT professionals. They’ll tell you RBRK is amazing software, far more valuable than using legacy Commvault or Cohesity. \n Also AI agents are creating new massive systemic risks for data theft, impersonation, and fraud — So RBRK is needed even more. |
| Don’t threaten me with a good time\n\n- Metal holders |
| Type one diabetic here. Really you need to look at the carbs and especially the *sugars* number on the label. You can subtract fibre, if there is any, from the carbohydrates number (but not sugars).\n\nAt the end of the day, 5g of sugar is 5g of sugar. Your body doesn't care that much what type it is. The main thing that changes is how fast it digests. Lower sugars and higher fibres indicates more complex carbs that will satiate you for longer, leading to less food intake in the long run. |
| Yeah what |
| When sex robots arrive in +9 years, men will no longer have to settle and can have whatever standards they like for their dream wife/gf |
| Look, we have a lot of problems, but Reddit is just obnoxiously anti-American for any reason at all at this point |
| it’s fine i entered at 690 anyways |
| At least crime will be down this weekend, enjoy the cold weather. 🥷🥶 |
| It’s been a very lucrative trade within the last year |
| The only people still saying this are your lesbian aunts. |
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| Venezuelan here, looking for any kind of remote work, just tryna make a living |
| Fucking hell am I going to have to get into PMs now |
| Venezuelan here, looking for any kind of remote work, just tryna make a living |
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| Venezuelan here, looking for any kind of remote work, just tryna make a living |
| Doubtful. Don’t think we will see really any reaction from this. We all know it’s hollow threats at this point that hold no weight |
| Removed by moderator sadly |
| 🥭 will try to get a third term. US is being run by a wannabe dictator. |
| I don’t see it on robinhood. What was their IPO price and what did it soar to? |
| Exactly. And the result of being born into money and never having to work a day in his life or being told “no” by anyone as a kid. And somehow he is the guy they want as leader. Mind boggling |
| Mfs on here think the US attacking Iran is bad for the market |
| It’s spelled “too” bro. Good Christ. |
| 🙏 |
| AI for the most part breaks the cycles |
| I need it. LOL |
| The final level of AI would have them run consumer simulations, a completely human free economy |
| Day trading is glorified gambling. You are taking a lot of risk with what sounds like important money. I'd recommend you try to rely on income by some other means and only use investing as a long term goal |
| Does anyone even care what he says anymore when you know it’s gonna taco the next day? Like it’s just exhausting and at some point the market ain’t gonna give a fuck and just carry on as usual |
| Yes. The population is to flawed. Would cost to much to take care of them. Socialists. It is what it is. I’ve been to Canada many times. I love it up there. Best fishing ever |
| Yea TSLA will probably just be a smaller call spread |
| This stupid mongoloid really decided back in 2016 to fuck the world just so he can have some spotlight to fuel his ego, then when that spotlight got squandered (epstein files) he decided to burn the world while fucking it. Absolute insanity that this style of political destruction can happen again within 10 years longer than the average person's life span. Right as WW2 vets are going down into the ground we decided we want to do it again. |
| Betting against the dollar has to be the stupidest thing I’ve ever heard |
| That’s what I’ve been saying. Honestly this the most representative executive branch ever |
| Yeah I just looked through their offerings to see if anything would eventually make its way into the civilian market and there wasn't anything groundbreaking. Just seems like a reliable arms manufacturer/distributer. |
| No doubt Indian if rockin fingerless gloves to the gym |
| He single handedly killed crypto fever before taking office |
| Yes more concepts of frameworks incoming to pahmp it |
| Im not sure anybody will use this paper to clean up. But maybe you can make fire. |
| garbage in, garbage out |
| Buying stuff is boring, I like watching my money accumulate |
| same, and my adhd brain went "and what about IAG with all the trains problems in spain?" 😂 |
| No property taxes |
| US is a nation of 320 million people or something like that right? Yet, we have stupid people at all levels of power. I guess this truly is a representative democracy. |
| “The population is to* (lol) flawed” \n\nDamn you’re one of those vets with a traumatic brain injury aren’t you. My bad I didn’t mean to be insensitive. Go about your day sir thank you for your service |
| I believe for Meta they will beat and pop. Getting $690 calls on Monday if it doesn’t gap bigly.\n\nStaying away from Tesla - unpredictable as we know |
| https://old.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1ql2qwg/weekend_discussion_thread_for_the_weekend_of/o1fzrr5/ |
| Missed their chance. Blackout allowed Iran to shut down their operation and weed out the Mossad agents. |
| I forgot to close my NVDA calls for next Friday because my “boss” kept asking me to do “work” 😤 |
| >I think the insane runs gold/silver have been on, combined with Japanese bonds going nuts and DXY plunging, is pointing to something worrying happening with the system.\n\nYes gold and silver have run up a bit too much for now, probably. Perhaps they need to take at least a breather and sideways break.\n\nBut it's also catching up to all the printing and easy money when it was flat and shitty for a long time.\n\nJapanese bonds are a giant nothingburger. They will return to YCC the second there's any real trouble.\n\nDXY as long as it doesn't go to 70s we are fine. It was 89 while printing like crazy in Covid and stocks mooned.\n\nNote all of this is for stock markets 2-3 years not long term 10, 20 years out issues for the US economy. |
| !remindme 12 month |
| This is what I was gonna post as well. I think at this point it’s become meaningless and the market won’t react at all on Monday. Maybe not even during tomorrow nights futures. |
| Lmao it would have been theta day after theta day |
| Haha. His hoe wife won't even touch him! |
| The whole foods version is garbage. Primal Kitchen tastes just like ketchup |
| Lmao even worse. USA doesn’t want Canada. The population is to flawed. But their gov will play ball or get replaced |
| Year 4: also known as "Weekend at Donald's 2" |
| All it took was a second Trump presidency to get WSB full on China stanning |
| Harris was bae, SPX would be up to 7500 rn, and I wouldn’t have to think about ES shorts or puts whatsoever. |
| Loser |
| You're selfish and greedy. I would be so grateful to have a life with siblings around me. My kids can have uncles and aunts and cousins. That brings the best memories growing up. Family is forever. Money comes and goes. Check yourself. |
| I’m in my 30s lmfao, and you telling me I know nothing is absolutely cracking me up right now.\n\nGo re-enlist, eat some more crayons, and go kidnap the Canadian prime minister buddy. Let me know how that goes. |
| Basically CEO of spy and mag 7 report on Wednesday |
| it's so fuckin bizarre that amerifats think all canadians are liberals or something\n\nwe're no different than any of your northern US states; we just have better public schools, no-brainer universal healthcare, and non-retarded gun laws\n\nbeing surprised that some canadians are right wing is like saying you're surprised that some canadians are fucking dumb (it's the same picture) |
| Buy gold. Borrow against the gold to buy more gold. Infinite money while fiat turns to toilet paper. |
| People forget they basically stole the entire sum of human knowledge we should just nationalise them and be done with it. |
| Yo 🥭, Attack Iran you dumb cunt. Let my puts print. |
| Not really, no. Seems like you’re from some weird ass podunk area with one “big” (small) city and a bunch of hick towns. |
| 🥭 knows 3 words and 'tariff' is like 2 of them |
| Just finished watching the most degen ber black sunday video on yt. I can smell the ber cum from my screen. Gonna go take a long shower and scrub this stink off |
| You rock gloves to trade? That’s cute |
| Man how old are you??? Dumb 20 something. You know nothing |
| Wait till TACO finds out how many US Critical Mineral companies dual list on TSX and for whom in many cases its the greater liquidity market. |
| BRING ME BACK TO $LIFE \n\n*sorry im just practicing for next week when new ipo either moons or bust* |
| You may as well be |
| Taco trade is so last season, it's all about enchilada trade now |
| Pretty sure the pres said it's good CAN make a deal with Pooh, now he's back peddling. Goofy |
| Well it does a little bit. It’s my understanding that it makes it a little more difficult to find a user’s posts _via Reddit_. That’s why I’m curious how you did it. You seem reluctant to reveal your methods. Why is that? Now there are a lot of things I am assuming about how you did it. As there are a lot of things I’m assuming about the kind of man you are. The difference between us is that I’m not going to make __certain__ assumptions publicly. One reason is because assumptions are often wrong. \n\nWill you tell me your method? I’m curious. I already guessed you used AI. You neither confirmed nor denied that. If you won’t tell me, ask yourself this: “Why did I make the extra effort to search for a users posts when he/she/it is set to private? And why did I then call out the user publicly? And why am I unwilling to admit how I did it?” \n\nI’ll note that to the extent that you actually care enough about a random person (assuming I’m one unique human here) to advise them against a substance you think is harmful, that is very kind of you. Again - even with this I have assumptions about what actually motivated you. \n\nAnother thing I’ll assume is that now you’re starting to get uncomfortable and annoyed so I’m done. Hope I’m wrong. Hope you get back to me either publicly or by DM. __But my final assumption is this: you’re going to shut down and reply with something rude and or mean that doesn’t answer my question but is designed to be hurtful, dismissive, and humiliating to me. Or you won’t have the strength to reply at all.__\n\nTake care. |
| Wsb the only sub that loves tariffs |
| When the president threatens a 100% tariff against Canada and it's not a red banner on CNBC |
| All that money and they don't throw it all on POET or RR calls, smh |
| https://preview.redd.it/pef4gblbkbfg1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e0d2a0ddfa25858f9621e2bb95cd44f520ef884d |
| Its like a fuckin toddler crying he cant have his toys even though he just got given the fuckin world. Literally. The embodiment of everything wrong with America |
| Well, we have mega regards in here, so never lose hope! |
| OPEN THE MARKET MY PUTS ARE PRINTING |
| This has happened since the dawn of time |
| I never realized how much heavy lifting the sugar does in ketchup until I tried sugar free for the first time. \n\nI just buy the cane sugar version and cope that it’s a bit better than the traditional HFCS |
| Absolutely |
| Thank you and good luck! |
| The person pegging him this morning went a little too deep and that put him in a sourpuss mood |
| Pray pre market doesn’t take your positions out to breakfast and fuck ‘em in the bathroom. \n\nCongrats (probably). |
| Lmfao @ thinking being a grunt in the marines makes you knowledgeable about global affairs, and also what the fuck does that have to do with us threatening to annex Canada\n\nYou’re comparing the U.S. taking out the leadership of Venezuela, to taking out the leadership of Canada. \n\nLike do you understand how wildly stupid that makes you look? I don’t mean this as an insult I’m straight up trying to help you. |
| SRPT will moon on Monday |
| I concede I was wrong. No I am not incredibly bearish, though I think the insane runs gold/silver have been on, combined with Japanese bonds going nuts and DXY plunging, is pointing to something worrying happening with the system. |
| https://preview.redd.it/vzparzo5kbfg1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=91f286e32ed27900003039c8fc828949a0d1b2a4 |
| Taco me crazy. Puts on TSX and then bigly calls for tendies 💰 |
| Despite all of the bad mismanagements, their sauces are the best |
| !RemindMe July\n\nAbsolutely. But to be intellectually honest we should check July and EOY because my claim is 7500 by December 31st. |
| Carney's speech at Davos was super great. Can we lease him from Canadians to lead EU? 🙂 |
| Wait sorry, what happened today? I was living under a rock for 8 hours last night |
| Both sides? I mean the blame is squarely on the pinheads who 🅱️oted for 🥭. Go after those assholes first, not us Canadians.\n\nWe’re just responding back to the endless bullying and instagating from your country that you started. |
| EU calling bessents bluff |
| This is why I have spare cash lying around |
| So Canadians should hate all Americans? Is that your argument? |
| He’s basically daring SCOTUS to delete his tariff abilities. |
| It doesn’t help that Amazon is banning people for no goddamn reason and it’s impossible to get any customer service other than automated bullshit. |
| Actually that’s reality and it’s fact. I’ve had enough experiences in the usmc to recognize what’s happening globally |
| Congrats & fuck you |
| There is difference between straight up bullying vs a type of bullying where it is like ‘razzing’ it isn’t coming from a place of just pure malice. One is perhaps one you’d get from an older brother or someone that may actually care about you but won’t hesitate to call you out and pick on you be hard on you, another form is just evil. \n\nIf you are a fat loser and someone’s calls you a fat loser and makes fun of you for it and on your case about it that could be one thing. But when people go out of their way to seriously hurt others I think there is a difference. \n\nDoes this make Sense? |
| Nice. I meant to get in Friday morning, got swamped at work and forgot till after close. But I’m still going to load up on a march call spread I think. Good luck brother |
| Ahh yes, threaten Canada by taxing Americans even more, that’ll show em 🤡🫵 |
| Were you home-schooled by a special needs sibling? In what world is Long Island considered rural America? |
| Some of you were raised in a nice stable home with good, loving parents and it shows |
| And we forgive you for Kendrick |
| We have leaders that are seriously failing their citizens on both sides but spend all their time talking about how bad the other side is. |
| Tomorrow mangos gonna taco on these potential tariffs and somehow we will still go up 2% |
| What’s the catalyst? SMDK and the big Korean memory players reporting earnings next week? |
| >Chud #1 enters the scene. \n\n>Immediately says the dumbest shit possible. |
| Principles don’t mean anything on the global stage lmao…\n\nThe US isn’t closely linked to Saudi Arabia because of “principles.” It’s because of oil and the wealth derived from the oil industry. \n\nThe EU wasn’t built on “principles.” It was built on a desire to reduce trade barriers, and then later on to establish a common market between member nations. The ECSC and EEC only existed to improve trade and integrate economic activity.\n\nChina doesn’t invest around the globe because of “principles.” It does so to deepen trade ties and to secure access to the necessary logistical infrastructure and extractive industries they need to sustain their export focused manufacturing economy.\n\nIndia doesn’t play the US and China off of each other based on “principles.” It does that because it wants to see who it can benefit the most off of economically. \n\n“Principles” don’t play a role whatsoever in the global economy. That is why the US and China are still each other’s #1 trading partners… |
| Primal kitchen and True Made Foods make them. They’re like $9 but taste great. |
| Yup |
| The puke green really sets it off though. |
| 🤦♂️china has been the second largest export and import partner since long before Trump. That is the thing, China has done an extremely good job a using their labor force to make the rest of the world dependent. So yes, we should punish Canada for further encouraging it. China is not our friend. |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/8thHouse__ made a bet that SLV would go to 45.093985 within **1 month** when it was 51.185 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 0 wins and 2 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| The sell America trade is about to get real |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/SunnyTitan made a bet that SPY would go to 700.0 within **2 days** when it was 689.008 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 0 wins and 4 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| It takes a lot of courage. |
| 🌮 just said 100% percent tariff against Canada if they make deal with China. I’m tired boss😞 |
| I closed all of them. Concerned about any Mango News that could revert things |
| Any chance USD will recover IF and that’s a big IF, citizens of the Unilateral Shitfaces of Amerifucks decide they don’t wanna live in a dictatorship led by a thing dumber than what they shit out in the toilet on the daily? |
| Similar but I bought at 5 and sold at 7. \nWife on the other hand isn’t a regards and she didn’t sell any of hers. Until it hit 26 and she sold a portion so the rest are free |
| Nevemind bullying good |
| I’m not even remotely in a rural area right now |
| You’d think he’d be embarrassed by doing these threats at this point |
| Sounds more like Canadian govt doesn’t want to be friends🤷♂️ end of the day America is preparing for war at some point in the future with China. So obvious. End of the day Canadian govt will get maduro’d if they don’t come to their senses |
| We love you too, and forgive you for Drake. |
| SPY is up around 15% since January 2025, USD dropped about the same in that timeframe while the cost of everything else went up by a lot. Take a look international YoY performance to SPY even why the game is rigged in our favor(World Reserve Currency).\n\n \nMoron in chief is such a fucking retard where he'll make sure US tech companies will never be on top cause a bunch of uneducated clowns could elect another retard in the future. The last thing you want to do is to let a retard strong arm you like what he's been doing to allies and foes.. \n\n \nCountries are starting to diversifying away from the US because of retarded precedents set by that moron in chief that shits his diaper whenever he speaks. Look at Silver and Gold prices. The world is pricing in the retard that controls 3 branches of US government. Him and his buddies will get a lot richer while the working class will suffer the consequences of this for years to come when he's gone. |
| It would taste like shit? |
| canadian here but not right wing, all my right wing friends are slowly warming to carney and it's hilarious to see. this includes ppl who bought trunk coin, by the way... |
| So US has a major trade deal with China but he doesn't want Canada to have a deal ....? Make it make sense. He is a spoiled little hand brat. |
| Bulls don’t even realize SPY went down last week |
| I think we go down 3% and then up 2% instead of the usual down 3 up 5 that everyone assumes will happen. |
| Smart enough to stay cold is all I require |
| man i just cracked off a monster bowl growler. that pizza and hot wing dinner last night coiled hard today |
| We are getting topline results for Elevidys when they report Monday, let's go |
| Look it up yourself dude I read it like 9 months ago, I’m not your fucking personal researcher. |
| Heinz make condiments not bread |
| Ah, yes. Us Canadians are haters for not loving 🥭's insane threats to our economy and sovereignty. |
| That Abel guy could also be toast if he doesnt do something with half a trillion cash when mango destroys dollar value every day |
| If you watch the survival series Alone its all about surviving as long as possible from the start of winter. Military guys usually quit early. Its the pudgy 'woodcraft' hobbity kind of guys who keep their shit together mentally and physically to survive longer. |
| futes futing |
| anyone else in puts for monday |
| Link the report |
| He praised it on 1/16/26 |
| My father in law works in software engineering for a big company. He started seriously using AI in February of last year and what would take him approximately 2 weeks to do, he does it in 3 days. \n\n\nEver since I had this discussion with him, I am utterly convinced that there's no AI bubble, the potential gains are just so massive. |
| Ppl gonna be cleaning up 🥭💩 for the rest of their lives. |
| Calls on kidney stones? |
| lol fucking guy is hellbent on destroying American power and outright thievery of its resources for him and his buddies, all the while mouth breathing dumbasses cheer about liberal tears. |
| wasn't the u.s. also making deals with china? the levels of retardation with this guy just keep escalating. |
| When he announces tariffs we should just pump 2% and assume 🌮 already |
| Geno state wants to bomb Iran. That'll happen soon, too. |
| Classic hiphop album by Cypress Hill. |
| Do what I say or I'll further impoverish the citizens of my own country. |
| Honestly I am pretty skeptical of the suit because the claim involves "repressed memories" being uncovered through therapy, which is not exactly a very reliable heuristic |
| Cmon, Greg Abel, use some of that cash to buy RKLB. |
| !remindme 1 month |
| https://preview.redd.it/9muoswgxibfg1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6bd208a5360311b481185b3ab3b47fcae8a90bee |
| I have several Canadian friends, very cool people. Most of them surprisingly strong right wing but that's probably just counter culture there after all these years. Wish all this wasn't happening I feel for them |
| He’s just mad that Carney made him look terrible in Davos. |
| Nope. Spoiling on retards. Retards don't have borders. |
| ‘Hey, Don. So, our JTF2 boys were out training in southern Manitoba, and we saw through the binoculars that an explosion occurred on one of your bases. We evacuated the injured to Gimli; you should come get them. No, I don’t know anything about any warheads. What colour are they and where did you leave them last?’ |
| Because the S&P has been standard and poor ytd |
| Oh boy more calls. |
| Canada and China will double down and call his bluff, just like the EU did this week. |
| it will be so hilarious if the sc takes away trumps ability to arbitrarily levy tariffs. how will he govern then? |
| Russell Westbrook. Been making a lot of step back 3's |
| USA just put the fries in the flag you fucking retards |
| i’m pretty fond of my american homies even tho they are lowkey all retarded |
| Seriously though, was anyone, literally ANYONE NOT expecting this to happen? \n\nWhat I would be surprised by is if this doesn’t get redacted within 72 hours of going into effect |
| A pentagon report saying our own troops aren’t prepared is propaganda? \n\nThat’s wild\n\nWho benefits exactly from that propaganda? Because this was prior to the Greenland bullshit, and it wasn’t purely specific to the U.S. \n\nIt was an issue NATO identified as widespread among younger soldiers. |
| Not every tweet is WSB newsworthy.\n\nFeel free to repost when something concrete is signed into action. |
| Huh |
| Get ready for the 🌮 play. Free money. |
| No idea why they haven’t made a sugar free ketchup that doesn’t use artificial sweeteners |
| Rural America sucks everywhere. If you don’t live in a city or don’t live on a few acres you’re basically living in third world |
| More land for sale! |
| Trained liked sheep. I tell ya... |
| USA: hey, let’s reinforce our stronghold and push china away from OUR auto manufacturing industry. Place 100% tarrifs in their cars… \n\nCanada: Sure thing!\n\nChina: *retaliates with massive tarrifs on Canada’s biggest exports like canola*\n\nUSA: actually, we don’t want your cars either. We don’t want any cars made in Canada\n\nCanada: are you sure, can we work this out?\n\nUSA: Actually we don’t want anything you make. We don’t need you at all\n\nCanada: *makes deal with China to rollback tarrifs and protect farmers*\n\nUSA: 100% tarrifs on all Canadian goods.\n\nFor anyone wondering, this administration has absolutely torched our relationship and how nearly every Canadian views the US. We used to vacation there and support the US like it was a home away from home. Now we’d rather burn our cash. |
| Puts on spy monday? |
| You mean silicone titted cubans? |
| Who tf is Russell and how is he finally beating the S&P? |
| It could also just be that everyone that wants to buy s&p at 69xx has bought. If i have money left to invest, do i go “all in” when i have already been buying at this level for months? Would either wait for 6500 or 7050, whichever comes first then buy spx at 6900+ again. |
| Yeah, those websites/articles are propaganda, dude |
| TACO the grifter |
| ‘Governor’ Trudeau? Now ‘Governor’ Carney? He’s officially unhinged, 100% off the rails. |
| Threat = Fear = Dip → Taco = Rebound and let the profits roll in! |
| It's not hard to see the pattern though, if you're willing to take the risk to trade on it that is up to you. |
| Don't forget the subprime mortgage crisis, everyone was flipping houses or getting and using HELOCs as it was free money because line only goes up! |
| Sounds like you’re spoiling on canadians |
| Bit of a running joke now to be honest |
| Flawless victory. Finnish them! |
| It’s genuinely depressing af to have friends in these countries we’re fucking with and seeing all of the chuds I live near hyping it up as something good. |
| Canadians seem to like Pooh more than Mango. |
| Well, now we know why there were such unusually elevated levels of puts being bought on China related stocks and ETFs this past week, even after he taco'ed on Greenland tariffs. |
| and then “we have a framework with Canada” |
| Lol. No, their farms will just get bought up by private equity and the farmers will get to replace the immigrants they voted to deport. Jobs, jobs, jobs! |
| 🤣🤣🤣🤡 |
| Protect yourself from them! |
| You're putting the cart before the horse. The comment section on Reddit is a reflection of social attitudes, fear, greed, momentum. |
| I should call her |
| Me too, bot. Me too. |
| 🤣 |
| Wait till Iran gets Maduroed |
| Yes to all this, but surprisingly I do think our leaders are aware. And regardless, it does not make us 'a pathetic failure of a nation' when we are beating literally every other country in the world on every single metric apart from ability to kill people.\n\n\nI'd argue it makes us the best place on earth. |
| Fing surpreme court loser boomers should of handled this weeks ago. |
| https://preview.redd.it/t8psnc88ibfg1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=70e21b1bc0bfa314cb278dad927143dcf001837d |
| Technically he was also a former NSA mathematician / MegaQuant. |
| This is why the US is doomed. They don’t understand the concept of principle over profit. |
| Just another day to gain more faith in shiny metal |
| they are going on ASTS path imo, i bought ASTS back at 11$ but made a deadly mistake of buying only like 150 pieces and missed a chance to actually get relativley rich\n\ni loaded up couple thousands poet at 5$ as i expect it to be in the 100$ in a year or two, not doing the same mistake twice |
| https://preview.redd.it/vhss4266ibfg1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=30deabc6e37051a81a93acff6b7639c6956f6100 |
| I think they recognize the pattern but think "It will be different this time!"\n\nHonestly it took me awhile to just buy dip no matter what, but it has made a big difference. |
| Time to make all America great again, except the USA. |
| Well, I, for one, would NEVER hope you get hit by a bus.\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| Get in the gold bus, boys! It’s tariff time again! |
| His policies are good for the market in that they encourage income inequality and income inequality is good for the market. But that’s more of a happy accident than anything else. He’s mostly interested in making his friends happy and if that juices the market, so be it. |
| For a supposedly “nice” town on Long Island, the food in Rockville Centre is kind of ass. \n\nWe’re like 20 minutes from Queens how the fuck is there not good Chinese food and bagels. \n\nI can’t wait to get back into the city. |
| https://preview.redd.it/n0mersn3ibfg1.jpeg?width=952&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a616418350742d891c98ad19f8853ae1aa622b3e |
| Wtf is black Sunday |
| https://preview.redd.it/k4tlqbq1ibfg1.jpeg?width=1073&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b70d1ce5e305e79cbbbc5f9028b5ce515286cfcd |
| Hide your wife. Hide your kids. They are tariffing everybody out here. |
| Hater |
| Delta would rise. Puts gain. Theta gang hoping for a bounce |
| Oh so you got it too huh |
| Country roads, take me home\n\nTo the place I belong |
| https://preview.redd.it/maakqqfzhbfg1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6ec013b64cf99b5d9f4f37109e086589cdefa910 |
| Canadian red/yellow pesos dollars incoming |
| Again on a WEEKEND |
| I found the bot everybody. He’s over here. |
| Because at this point we still have multiple global issues and domestic. On top of the world is over his shit and its clear they have been silent making deals while he has a tantrum. |
| So you dislike bullying and bullies but like the supposed result of it. In this case it would be smarter to use other methods to achieve the desired result (resilience) instead. |
| Taco is such a great term because it allows people to lean into talking shit while they are unknowingly acknowledging strategy. |
| definitely a best seller. it's your path to riches. |
| Training with gloves is gheyyy |
| Hey Einstein, you do realize you can own gold and tech stocks right? They’re not mutually exclusive and it’s wise to add hedges to your portfolio. My biggest positions are Nvda AMD SOXL and Gold. My portfolio has done extremely well. \n\nIf you’re watching all of this go on and not at least considering adding some hedges to your portfolio, then you’re actually a retard. |
| He did. |
| He’s trying hard to replace people’s jobs. Has this happened in history? The only equivalent would be when empires would conquer lands and enslave everyone. I guess even slaves have a job compared to AI taking away everything. |
| mango only tweets dumb shit on the weekend |
| Only Americans are upvoting that comment. |
| TSX calls on Monday afternoon it is |
| Bro lives on Pluto |
| Just for reference its revenue is up 10x from the previous year. If it keeps up it will be making a profit soon. |
| ❤️ you too and your beautiful country |
| Taco Tuesday |
| Taco tits just overflowed his second colostomy bag. Jeez, he stinks like shit. |
| "Why's RDDT tanking?" |
| He likes Indian gussy soooo… |
| He needs a small loan of "richest country in history" and he will be on his way to being the richest man.... i mean, creating millions of jobs and making life better than ever in human history |
| Wish you luck. Im hating my Netflix position. Bought before split for the split. Sell covered calls in to this just to protect your down side. Netflix is a buy right now. Gg |
| Yeh but that half are wrong lol |
| Taco |
| https://preview.redd.it/ukihe9oohbfg1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eb904b959449e136eb4e4e630f1dccd0a200d785 |
| I thought it was a blow off top on Silver. \n\nMy port got its top blown off instead. |
| Did I just hear an Amazon commercial say “brace your urethra for turbulence”? |
| China is reducing tariffs on Canadian canola in exchange for Canada reducing tariffs on Chinese EVs. What do you find weird about it? |
| Hahalook even [Futurama made a joke](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zgc-cF4wC3Q) about how pathetic Amazon is. |
| At this point get puts friday before close. Sell at open monday. Monday before close get calls. Rinse and repeat. Now better questions will he attack Iran this weekend on top of disaster storm so my gas calls rocket to mars |
| It's like a lettuce the size of Texas! |
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| Stock was trading for 3x fair market value and a -1000 p/e ratio going into the print. \nIf you had bought calls, and they hit, that would have been post worthy. |
| Is this good for metals?\n\nTrump warns Canada of 100% tariffs if it becomes China's 'drop off port' with new potential trade deal\n\nhttps://finance.yahoo.com/news/trump-threatens-100-retaliatory-tariffs-142110827.html |
| How do you have negative revenue? Also fast growing revenue is easy if you can loose as much money as you want. You need fast growing revenue plus a path to profitability. If you spend 3 dollars on compute for every 1 dollar of revenue no growth will fix that. |
| So have stocks. I’m up like 40% since last year all on big tech stocks and chip companies. |
| ok, so calls on incinerators |
| the past year has been so retarded that anything that's not ww3 bores me\n\nhe won't tariff shit, who cares |
| Yeah I mean we can phrase it however we’d like to but Carney went harder in the paint than any other leader by far.\n\nWe went through this exact thing back in April so I’m sure (hope) he was prepared for this result. |
| Bless that guy |
| I dont think they will this time. It’s such a joke. |
| Are my Friday calls screwed? |
| Best protection against toxins in consumer products and food. Best labour laws. Best environmental laws. Best data protection laws. Best consumer protection laws. Best access to quality healthcare. Best protection of human dignity. Lowest rich/poor divide. Best animal protection laws. Best in taking care of the weak in society and lifting them up to stop our countries from becoming dystopian tapestries of walled gardens and homeless shelters. Should I keep going?\n\n\nYes, we need to organise and expand our militaries and act better as a unit, but NATO literally just died this year so give it a little time. This does not make Europe 'a pathetic failure of a nation'. Give me a break. You just sound kinda scared tbh and I do understand that. These are scary times. |
| Excuse me, waiter? There's a bug in my taco |
| I think that's technically delta at that point but I'd be lying if I u said I could define the greeks off the top of my head |
| A good chunk of that "growth" is the dollar declining rather than the equity appreciating. If the dollar declines enough though, those equities will also go down as the purchasing power of the US consumer plummets. |
| Already hot an ready: 🍟👉👜🫡 |
| Ha! |
| Tsla will probably drop but will recover the next day. Can see Meta going to $700 again but might also drop to $630. MSFT and AAPL won’t do anything cus they’re gay. \n\n\nSndk can break through ATH only if it’s stagnate or bleeds leading to earning. If it rallies everyday till earnings it’ll most likely drop. |
| The orange felon proves bullies are bad leaders. |
| Yeah that sounds good on paper until you realize it will continue to make your price of living go up at an unsustainable rate while your economic growth continues to flatline\n\nIf you’d rather win a pissing contest than have your people be able to afford to live this is a great move |
| Lol what a baby. Like wtf did he think was gonna happen. |
| Ssrz6 |
| Global trade does not rely on international relations…\n\nIt relies on profit motive. This is why plenty of countries with “sanctions”on Russian gas keep buying it through Turkey. \n\nWhether India prefers China or the US is irrelevant, what matters is which nation they will make the most money with. China is their largest import partner, whereas the US is their largest export partner. \n\nCountries are almost always going to prefer exporting goods rather than importing goods, because it benefits local industries rather than foreign industries. |
| Damn |
| Their grudges last as long as the bitter cold underground ice |
| So deal with China and 48 hours of tarrif threats? Cool |
| Not making this up man it was literally in the reports that our soldiers have too low body fat because they’re focused on appearance. |
| You treat our vice president with respect!! |
| YES! Finally, leadership. |
| Bro I’m so tired |
| Jork it again. And take pictures this time |
| Lol so us can have trade deals w China but Canada cant lmfao |
| We’re at the beginning? |
| Good. KHC sucks\n\n \nThe new CEO needs to do something bold, like taking that money and full porting 0DTEs |
| Instead of waiting until 2027 you could throw all your cash into an incinerator right now and get the same return on investment |
| These are narrative bots and upvotes. |
| I kinda wonder what percentage of people would answer a question about their race on a Reddit board in general |
| Bears get confused at the ‘dip’ part and fail to recognise the repeating taco pattern |
| yay more tariff threats |
| Just put the fries in the bag bro not clicking all that. |
| Absolutely True - Canada is willing to destroy their own country to make themselves feel like they got the upper hand on Donald. \n\nThey really don’t care about what is good for their people or their country, it’s a big pissing contest for them at this point |
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| There is a huge global demand for potash because of increased population and population centers, and reduction of globalization due to tariff threats.\n\nThere is a long list of potash buyers instead of the US... It's an easy pivot. Also Canada can start selling off US debt, which would help tank the US currency at the same time. |
| He didn't run on "let's be extremely abusive to our biggest ally and trading partner". |
| You should look at the roadmap for eu. They're looking at building their own social media and want to be less reliant in usa tech.\n\nIt's going up for now, but once something emerges from eu, it'll crash down hard. |
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| Fair. Stegosaurus had better armor, bigger plates, and zero drama. I’m basically a budget version with Wi-Fi. |
| I don’t disagree with a lot of the bear arguments here, the skepticisim is warranted, but to me this is an asymmetric upside setup. And there is indeed upside optionality with BTD from FDA. The downside is Durso (CEO) sells a mediocre molecule into a hot M&A market, and shareholders get 4 bucks a share. This one isn't a donut unless they run it into the ground. |
| Dudes going to be a trillionare in a few years |
| https://preview.redd.it/1didpst0hbfg1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=df0e70ae816d92d7554d26103a3a36ffbd9917d6 |
| Ded |
| How? Gemini gives so much better answers for me, way less hallucinations and much clearer reasoning. I asked both of them at what interest rate does the amount payed become twice the amount you originally loaned on a fixed 30 year mortgage and Gemini answered correctly and could show the steps and validate it, ChatGPT couldn’t get the correct answer. Was over 1%-point off. |
| That's the way that this works. Take up a shit ton of short positions on friday, drop horrible news on saturday, let the market bottom out on monday. And then it all recovers on Tuesday when he announces everything was BS in the first place and won't be happening. |
| Until we get tweets and open up red |
| Sounds bullish for silver gang |
| Dude, this is seriously idiotic. Just play ZSL and AGQ day to day. Buying and holding ZSL. . .when even you think silver is NEAR the top but not AT the top. . .smfh. |
| It's becoming too easy |
| Wtf😂 |
| https://preview.redd.it/ku0u84tvgbfg1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1bf21fd694d5c75263f6297c34b22eb423fda884\n\nMicron is the new deal baby |
| The US can make deals with China but Canada can’t? |
| REEEEEEEEEEE |
| I think as he got older and was less able to make cash off his ass from gay dudes he realized he needed to get his life together |
| lol Carney does not have a rag tag militia of Cubans protecting him |
| Boy who cried wolf. One of these days, the market will stop reacting and he’ll go through with the tariffs |
| I'm Canadian. There's a reason the Americans have banned Chinese EVS. Check it out. |
| \+1 for Fanta Menace |
| Dope |
| Love Trump.history will show one of the best president. The US ever had change everything from the liberalism progressive Democrat who fuck our country. |
| There was a smattering of applause for Orange guy |
| Spoke out against the vindictive bully, and now vindictive bully, predictably doing vindictive bully things... |
| Half of Americans think we have been subsidizing you for decades. It’s a two way street |
| Agreed. The threat I think is mostly another TACO moment so it won’t come to that. At some point though it might, Canada will should prepare to absorb some significant pain if they want to tangibly punch back. |
| I love weekends since I get two free days of theta drain from those puts I sold 🤗🤗🤗🤗 |
| Working where? Myanmar? \n\nIt's America. They have a deep government, a system of checks and balances. I know you want them to fail, so you feel better about your country eh? |
| Bring it |
| It doesn't matter what you did, the american people elected him twice, and the second time after an attempted coup, not everyone, but he is still your leader and will represent the US for another three years. |
| Too shredded? Lol.\nProbably more because we've been doing shit in the desert for decades now. |
| So you and everyone should make big money then if you have this figured out |
| The US and China have an active trade deal on the books right now negotiated last year. \n\nHaving a trade deal ≠ diversification from/severing ties with the US |
| it's a non-profit after all |
| Forgot about that 😬😅\n\nHe reverse taco'd |
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| Canadians ❤️ U.S.A. forever. Fuck all the haters on both sides trying to spoil a good thing. |
| TACO TUESDAY! 🌮 |
| Bring it on you orange chucklefuck. |
| Carney was Governor of Bank of England, so it isn’t entirely incorrect. But Trump is clearly looking to regain the media spotlight. |
| He’s moving towards a full out tantrum. |
| See if it freezes before it hits the ground |
| No 😞 |
| That’s the chicken or the egg type argument right there. The assumption being made by US policy makers is that they will be able to outlast their suppliers when they cut off their supply. What I think US policy makers are missing is the rest of the world is tired of being bullied by them and collectively are moving trade away. In that though the US consumer is selfish and entitled, so when they eventually get priced out of the goods they like to buy either due to tariffs or supply constraints, and you can already see this in the polling, they average voter will turn on them. One looks at the world for their short term interest, the other for their long term interest |
| I RAISE A GLASS OF THE UNDENIABLE AMBROSIA (pink pre workout) BEFORE PURSUING GLORY IN VALHALLA (waddle over to the gym) 🗿 |
| There is a non-zero chance Carney gets removed from his home at night via Blackhawk helicopter. Let that sink in. |
| Canada, just say you’re not going to do it and do it anyway. He will forget |
| My Trump formula has turned the unpredictability into an edge: Threat = Fear = Dip → Taco = Rebound. This has been an amazing money making ride! |
| I’m getting tired of TACOs… can we please have something else? |
| Canadian here. We dont give an eff about what Dementia Don has to say. We in the great white north, say to the White House: “bring it on”. |
| I'm Canadian and lived through stupid Trudeau. And am constantly watching our government selling us out. \n\nI worked at aecl 30 years ago, and even back then Chinese scientists were being walked out for stealing secrets. But hey let's just make a deal with them and open up our mineral resources! |
| Amazon actually provided a useful service and it was profitable, Openai does neither, Netscape had a functional product and was market leader, it was a way better bet than Openai. |
| Did carney sign the deal |
| https://preview.redd.it/ghsabtuhgbfg1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=97f44506e261ad8c0af2e9a1122fc3b77420f3f2 |
| I’m tired boss |
| Cooked him? Yup. |
| Probably dissociative personality disorder |
| I didn't vote for shit |
| Meh. It's not that cold out. \n\nJust wrap it up before you do it. |
| They wasted the chance to take CSGO as their stock ticker too… |
| That's it - Trump had his fee fees hurt at Davos because he was upstaged by Carney |
| Are you retarded? We’re at the beginning of one of the greatest tech bull runs of all time. Stocks have done nothing but go up since he took office.\n\nIdk bro, being scared for the stock market right now requires extreme denial of what the data actually says. You have to really, really not care at all about what the facts are to make the claim that his policies are bad for the stock market |
| Americanada |
| Those two statements don’t contradict each either other though. \n\nNow Canada has two options, know the ramifications of both, and they can decide. |
| 🫡🫡🫡\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/gmk91jfegbfg1.jpeg?width=938&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5fc686e2d318ff1a91229870689e3159b9e244c5 |
| I think to switch it up, he will make this one last a month. The Greenland one was within a week. |
| Or maybe markets will flip the script on him... |
| Cope much 😬 |
| thing is though, in this case, as with the current political situation, it's right out there in the open and most people are pointing at yelling that the emperor has no clothes. |
| Dumb and dumber in the same body. |
| More turiffs, oh my gourd this is turrible |
| I think you've been mislead by this tweet, as was it's intention. \n\n\n The deal in question is about China reducing tariffs on Canadian canola in exchange for Canada reducing tariffs on a limited number of Chinese EVs. \n\n\n There is nothing in it about Canada becoming a "drop off point"\n\n\n However, the way international trades works is tariffs are based on of the country or origin, not the ports along the route, so even if a tarrifed product was "dropped off" at a Canadian port before heading to the states, that wouldn't change anything about the tariffs imposed. There is no getting around tariffs by changing the shipping routes. |
| Disrespect nato allies who die for American war, threats allies. I blame American administration and senate who enable this behaviour. I hope they go after him and this administration for justice. |
| Seems like we're making trade deals with China. \n\nI didnt vote liberal, but im thrilled about what Mr. Carney is doing. |
| https://old.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1qdhout/daily_discussion_thread_for_january_15_2026/nzsmq3l/\n\n>Oh look who said this\n\n\nu/Ridiculous_Society\n\nWho said this retard?\n\nhttps://old.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1m80bvx/comment/n4wylf1/ |
| President Al Z. Heimer |
| I agree on the potash point, but Saskatchewan would never allow that to happen. Just like Alberta with oil, their #1 priority is protecting their industries (not criticizing them, but that is the reality). |
| For real. These damn plebs need to go back to personal finance where they belong |
| That’s pretty much exactly what’s going on |
| You voted not once but two times for a retarded pedophile, and nothing exclude voting for another asshole in the future, that trust is long gone and won't come back. |
| It's your usual market disruptions but TACO, so call all the way!! |
| Im actually surprised this taco didnt take us to ath. I seriously thought we would be above 7k by now. |
| Trump. Always. Chickens. Out.\n\nGreenland is Sovereign. |
| having all that compute power isn't inherently bad, no.\n\nWait a few years, counter-revolution against the current right wing shit, and repurpose it for fusion, medical, and materials research.\n\nWe can dream, right? |
| https://preview.redd.it/y6hge688gbfg1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=75ee770bc3cf69293de03c02991e7bd0889f07ab |
| I mean if Vance becomes pres this term does he stop all this tariff bs? |
| What does that mean |
| Get better video games? Do you not have friends you can play them with? |
| Silver market should tank once Gyna opens exports again. Either this week or in March after their New Year shutdown. |
| Yeah I guess you can catch it as it goes down or just buy calls thinking it’ll eventually come back up. Or do both lol |
| He will revoke that Tuesday non. We allcknow |
| Anymore from this guy and the Gold reserves actually could pay all US debt. Maybe he plan to cash in his gold toilet though |
| If he doesn't remember that, why should any one else? |
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| You asking in the third person now? |
| Funny enough, my ex-gfs dad told me to invest in AMZN in 2003 because in his words, “internet shopping is the future”. So I bought a few hundred shares for less than 2 bucks a pops. I didn’t even know what Amazon was lol.\n\nBest stock advice I’ve ever received. |
| Call it is!!! |
| Cope |
| Everyone gave a standing ovation for Carney because the speech was great. They gave a standing ovation for Trump because it was finally over. |
| ☹️ |
| Poor donny the market doesn't even give a shit about what he says anymore |
| I dont know why people sell the news at this point |
| This is what he does before his weekly Truth Social tariffs threats |
| You cooked |
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| Thing is we should’ve been doing this a long time ago. It’s en route now, but it’s like preparing for winter after seeking the first snowflake fall from the sky. NATO was supposed to be our agreement with dealing with threats but even that was barely being maintained and the cracks only got exposed when russia decided to press. Trump had to force several countries to increase their nato contribution. It just seems like everything we’ve done so far has been nothing more than just for display. We’re united under the EU by display, while each country only cares about themselves, we’re protected under NATO by display, while each country barely contributed |
| I mean it’s objectively dumb for Canada to piss off its hegemon neighbor by doing business with its stated primary adversary |
| This |
| If it's just your opinion of harm, no you can't. |
| That’s when he will flip the script , just when the markets start to not believe him. |
| Damn you guys freezing? It’s nice over here in Miami.\n\nDon’t come here though. We got enough people. |
| Yup we know. Notice how he has some huge announcement daily? It’s yo overwhelm the news so we forget about the Epstein files |
| Looking for the offers in Craigslist |
| It’s fucking wildly disrespectful |
| How can an elderly man who takes 325 mg of aspirin every day and gets two hours of sleep every night still be alive for all of us to witness his dumb fuckery? |
| That’s how like 200 people died in Texas last polar vortex |
| Oh no, I’m terrible at that. Occasionally something will be super obvious, but even then I’m wrong a lot. |
| Where did that guy go that always talked about being a sigma cuck male and wore thongs and lived at home with his mom? |
| https://preview.redd.it/2czgsg4wfbfg1.jpeg?width=196&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=47eef30d437df00034e9355a40fcbdfd824faf3b |
| The weekly Tuesday TACO trade is on repeat until cancelled |
| I don't like Peter Thiel, but top 5 worst seems excessive when we have people like Kim Jong Un around. Maybe top 30 though. |
| Hooray more tariffs thanks Mr trump |
| This place is starting to smell like the rest of reddit |
| Which offenses are impeachable? |
| It will break off mate |
| Wanna know what’s hilarious? Part of the reason we’re bad at it is that our soldiers are too shredded, and the lack of body fat makes them do fucking terrible in the cold. \n\nThis was literally in the reports. \n\nOne of our guys was found in his campsite just stomping around in a circle delirious saying “it’s too cold to light a fire” over and over. He had a sleeping bag that was rated for the temperature he wasn’t using. \n\nApparently if you’re not used to it cold to that degree just fucks up your brain super fast.\n\nEdit: and fwiw the Finn’s fuck everyone up in Arctic warfare. There’s just not a lot of them. They’re very good though. |
| 🦖 |
| I cant wait for mid-terms. |
| Only ones evolving are people in Alberta. Puts on the rest🤷♂️ |
| This raises some important questions: Why over the weekend as opposed to a different period of time? What are the underlying stocks? OTM or ITM? What is your general strategy in picking puts? Finally, will you please send me ten billion dollars? Thank you for your attention to this matter. |
| Yeah that New York case was absolutely trumped up. Just to briefly summarize, he was accused of lying on a mortgage application by inflating the value of his assets. And he does that because he feels his brand is worth a lot of money. Every bank that lends does their own financial analysis, and as his banker testified during those trials, they used a reduced net worth to provide him his mortgages. \n\nSo he's guilty of inflating his asset value, based on his opinion of what it's worth. And there's no law against doing that. Pretty tenuous to suggest it's fraud. But if the court case is being held in New York, a Dem stronghold, maybe it is. \n\nI'm canadian and don't like the guy either, but I can see reality. |
| No, but 300 million already have them. |
| MaMaMaMaMaMa MOOOOMMMYYY MILKERRRRRRSSS |
| From the outside looking in, it doesn't look like smaller countries even benefit that much, getting stuck under the economic boot of Germany and France. But again, I'm on the outside looking in. |
| No. That was never the case lol |
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| how is there an anti ai narrative when every single company is circlerjerking ai investments and marketing is pushing ai as much as possible\n\ndo you truly believe the comment section on reddit is moving stock price |
| So nice that this non profit organization is holding strong |
| If you want protection from the best military and access to the biggest consumer market in the world then yes, yes you do |
| Canadians hold grudges for life. We may act polite but trust me, the relationship has been permanently damaged for this generation. |
| https://old.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1m80bvx/comment/n4wvadh/\n\nu/brannock_\n\n>Lmao permabulls.\n\nAs I predicted Pump and Dumps were an extremely healthy sign of liquidity in the system and markets surged upwards.\n\nSPY hit 650. My price target for 2026 is actually higher than there, now 750. Likely I will move it up in a couple months depending on a few things I am monitoring.\n\nAre you still incredibly bearish? Since then the money printer and QE has turned back on. |
| Stop sending me requests to random discord groups. I ain’t leaving |
| Gonna try to jork it in -30 degrees Celsius (-22 Fahrenheit) |
| Interest rate decision week coming up, again? I feel like there was just a rate cut. |
| 😂😂😂 |
| Look up the tariff playbook and how every other one has gone before you freak out. \n\nPs fuck doomers. |
| He going to be big mad when he sees where we put our missile defence |
| Remember we market participants have priced in the fact that we know the government would inject endless liquidity and lower rates to -10 if the shit hit the fan. \n\nThere is no more natural clearing, even Covid was only 20% hit for like 2 days lol. \n\nHence stock prices now always trade far above pe and fundamentals. Enjoy your gains and shut up! |
| Foreign investment is getting absolutely blasted now though, TACOING is great for randomly pumping the markets and fucking with the debt or whatever he’s actually trying to do but my lord if you’re a foreign investor the transfer fees aren’t good rn |
| The last part not being true is the issue. These companies are going to take everything from the environment and our governments will let them. They will do damage control and lie and change regulations and plant trees elsewhere to offset, but the bottleneck is just time to actually build the infrastructure, not clean energy or environmental concerns. |
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| Lmfao you think 80 million are suddenly going to grow brain cells? |
| Im just a dumb ape all i see is red |
| For real. All those options keep printing as long as he's in office |
| Or play roulette |
| "Biotech can't be weak forever. Can it?" |
| You are not better than a Stegosaurus |
| Like what?? I already played vidya games for 2 hours and jorked peanits |
| We really just need to agree (I know, I know) on a common framework and triggers for dealing with threats, and then spend a lot more money on it. I see both as being enroute. |
| You say that but somehow the markets and economy are still going |
| The trump moderation on Reddit this week has been crazy. To scrub this post on this sub is wild. The market is gonna be a disaster Monday as states down south are fucked by the ice and dementia man dropping more tariffs on our big trade partners |
| I’m not sure. I’m no billionaire, but I’ve made good money betting. My bet gelling right now is I'm going to buy a Canadian ETFs like EWC (iShares MSCI Canada) on a 5-10% pullback. That should pay off and be easy money when the taco happens. |
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| he threatened greenland last week while the market was closed and we had a holiday on monday lol. get ready to get rektd |
| Michael Burry sold me fent |
| …do shit inside? Your home is that boring? |
| Canadá was the First Nation threaten by US, and began diversifying right after. Yeah we feel the brunt but fuck it feels good to be away from A sinking US dollar. |
| You seem to not have any idea how most of that works |
| Its a very healthy sign that a old demented pedobat can control the market with his cell phone. |
| So instead of the market crashing gold and silver just go up 300%. Nothing to see here |
| Yes, but a lot of those exports are critical to the USA like potash (for fertilizer) which 90% of the USA potash comes from Canada. We also make up like 85% of their energy imports.\nFarmers are already having a tough run with DJT policies, now imagine doubling potash pricing on them. They could always import from Russia I guess? |
| Believe it or not, federalizing Europe will do. |
| Yes that’s how it’ll work for sure. |
| U.S..and Canada will be friendly again in a few years and hopefully our economies are more integrated, not less. |
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| !banbet GLD -8% 10d |
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| I’m having Déjà vu |
| Yea i had 19,200 shares \nTechnically i also have 120 in my retirement i never sold as well.\nMissed out on 180k in profit but happy to be safely out after seeing it go to 17.00\n\nIm planning on going big on figma after 1/27 lockput expy. I belive in that one, also liking klar and tost. |
| Silver is just gonna keep on crushing as long as Krasnov keeps killing the dollar |
| did his dad get the company after the fall off comulmunism? overnight tycoon? common story here in croatia |
| Same for Amazon |
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| Calling Carney “governor” is fucking unhinged lmao.\n\nI actually think there is a non-zero chance that the U.S uses military to annex Canada. Unlikely, but non-zero. |
| OpenAI, the Netscape of our time. |
| That was before Carney gave a speech that everybody said was better than the one from 🌮 |
| Especially if it’s a long weekend you know they are dropping some nasty shit |
| I'd actually kms if I got fucked by Eppstein and trump lmao |
| It’s a free country damnit. |
| In the Discord server I have with friends from college we’ve got this sound bite that says \n\n#MOMMY MILKERS\n\nIn the \n\n#COMBO BREAKER \n\nvoice, and it’s one of my favorite things in the world. |
| Difference is Amazon was profitable at openais current valuation |
| Silver is overbought ..but still not overvalued |
| Exactly, this explains it so well. EU have had their head in the sand thinking they’ll be americas best friend forever and have made no moves at all to prep themselves for detachment with the US. It’s the reason we’re getting bitched so hard right now. They’re only just starting to realise they barely have any leverage or strategic strong ground |
| Makes more sense now lol |
| He always says stuff like this on the weekend 😂 |
| He always does. Every weekend a new threat and a new target. Monday dump and TACO Tuesday. Repeat weekly. |
| Even Hitler knew not to invade Canada in the winter |
| lol we’re like 1 week away from AMC and their ilk paying patrons to see the film to curry favour with dear leader |
| Shut the fuck up |
| Ain’t gonna be no mo. 99% to gyna soon |
| Should have bought puts on Friday. Then calls on Monday. |
| !banbet |
| We need another OPEN/BYND week, WSB is at its best during these, until the bot spam comes after |
| Polymarket lists a 15% chance that MangoMan will be out of office by 2027. Maybe that's too low? \n\nHow do you position investments now for the case where he's actually ousted over the next 6 to 18 months? |
| Diversification does not exist in a multipolar world…\n\nWhen you are in a sphere of influence, you do not get to choose who you do business with. \n\nNo matter how badly Poland wanted to trade with the US during the Cold War, it didn’t get a choice. \n\nA multipolar world severs business connections and deglobalizes the global economy. |
| It’s made me a lot of money. \n\nBecause gold and silver have gone through the roof. |
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| Carney should call him a demented old pedophile. Would be a good follow up to his epic speech at Davos. |
| Look around…..it’s breaking off |
| I will keep you posted. My cost was $93, so worse case I am out nothing. Else, I’ll get a nice bottle of something. |
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| Same i did it with 🌽 and it worked the only problem is that i know damn well that once i own equities,bonds,🌽 and metals oil or uranium or some other dumb shit is the only thing that's gonna pump 😂 |
| I should've just gone to work today is too fukin cold to even do anything |
| Carney said a lot in Davos. This was always going to be the result. |
| You're too emotionally fragile about politics and it's clouding your investing.\n\nI hate the guy but it doesn't change that nominal growth is exploding at 9%+ rate every quarter. |
| Boy, he has everyone TACO trained now, doesn't he... |
| Vance will be nowhere near that presidency. Rubio, maybe. |
| Thank you kind stranger |
| Nah their point was to be a non-profit that would eventually create a for profit sister company using the profitable tech from the non-profit |
| “We don’t want socialism” scream pinko farmers! |
| You guys trade with China. Fuck off. |
| Characters on here will literally do that |
| buy puts Friday afternoon and 0DTE calls Mon-Thurs. rinse and repeat |
| Lmao holy fuck you're unbelievably stupid.\n\nIf you cherry pick Oct 29 high close of 687, then you compare to 695 in January.\n\nWhich is still up 5.7% annualized beating cash. Just watch the printer gonna take us higher retard. |
| him and tim apple should have a baby together. |
| Sounds legit |
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| This is coming from short it all |
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| Were you not here for like all of 2022 |
| 75% of their export is to US. |
| “To help promote the movie, the first lady will ring the opening bell at the New York Stock Exchange on Wednesday, ahead of the documentary’s release on Friday.” Um. I don’t know whether this means puts or calls |
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| I'm holding Gold until my calls expire, every week it's gonna be a new thing that shakes certainty in the USD |
| Lol these calls were up over 50% from this price when stock price was under $9. He's gonna be fine |
| That's not possible when Anthrophics own estimates are them becoming profitable in 2028. |
| But I already ordered my chinese EV 😞 |
| surely this wont affect my silver position |
| Me ☹️ |
| Nice trade, those puts printed hard after earnings. Did you take profits yet or still riding it? |
| Yea just take it up the ass instead |
| 🤣 |
| NVDA hiring a new director… let’s not all apply at once |
| Literally said last Thursday, if Canada can make a deal with Gyna it should. |
| What's cool is it was never about money. It's about power and control |
| Remind me again how many years it was before Amazon turned a profit |
| It doesnt need to be a full split. Diversification is good. Moving away from the US and lowering thier influence is a good thing. \n\nBeing attached to the sick man of the western hemisphere isnt the way forward. \n\nDoing nothing, will embolden the USA, and eventually through domino effect will lead me to a POW camp somewhere in Louisiana and potentially dozens of maimed Americans. No one wants this, I dont want to be a terrorist. This shit used to be unthinkable.\n\nEven the US knows monopolies are bad. You've got laws against it. \n\nThis shit needs to get calmed down. I see the way forward as moving on to as many different trading partners as possible so the US cannot cripple us economically on a whim. |
| Isnt that his m.o. though, say something controversial at market close just before or in the weekend, then monday its SPY "crash" and Tuesday is TACO which will pump the market again for a short term. |
| "US Army Poorly Prepared for Arctic Operations: Finnish Troops Forced Them to Surrender During Exercises in Norway" lmao |
| So just continue to get pegged by 🥭 and do everything he says? |
| Why would Canada collaborate with USA when all they do is threaten their existence?\n\nJust collaborate with China, have them put in the missiles for defense. Seems much safer. |
| That white dude is nothing. Let him keep sleeping. |
| He said a week ago that if they can secure a deal with China they should go ahead and do it. They agreed to terms. \n\nAre other counties finally realizing he’s full of shit and just going to call his bluff? I can’t imagine what year 4 of this is going to be like. Buy more gold |
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| Main exchange? I remember that |
| Who takes longer than 15 minutes to drink a coffee?? |
| Dunno if future president JD Vance likes Canada all that much either |
| How far are you |
| Expand |
| BREAKING: 🥭 sets tariffs on taco trade, collapse of the universe is immediate |
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| Altman’s overly defensive response to Brad Gerstner’s valid and important question said a lot |
| Buy the dip, he will taco, markets will recover. You earn money. I earn money, 🥭 earns money, everyone earns money. Easy. |
| !banbet trmb -5% 2d |
| # r u donny's alt? |
| Trying to artificially boost user numbers via bureaucracy |
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| Calls on carbon monoxide |
| The world is moving away from us hegemony and into spheres of influence, which is why the current us admin is so focused on th western hemisphere. And the EU fucked themselves right out of a being a major player with their inane decision making post Cold War. Only themselves to blame. It’ll be the us china and Russia divvying up their spheres with the rest of the nations as their underlings |
| He claimed LOOPT had 50,000 active daily users, turned out it was 500. \nCompany was valued at $300M but was sold for $40M. \nHe's another Elon Musk, all smoke & mirrors. |
| Is creating a real machine god too much to ask for? (In the near to mid term, most likely: yes.) |
| When I talk about ai, I think of Musk.\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/s2e3vlt8ebfg1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b72490abb937a00e287ad33d7a32ac9303a12499 |
| Bro the previous bible guy Pat Gelsinger is a genius and basically invented the modern cpu |
| Well, not really |
| at least someone said it. |
| Sean Hannity, the newscaster? **Not** dead? You’re sure? |
| Not deepening relations with China |
| lol |
| Someone's gonna play with futures before he TACOs on Monday |
| But how else can I justify staying all cash the past couple years like a regard? /s |
| When did Elmo start working at the Badda Bing? |
| Is it taco time already? I thought we just had tacos a few days ago. |
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| Weekend Wall Street was pretty spot on last week with futes opening and right now it’s reading pretty tame -.2/-.3 so hoping the fear and anxiety is lesser and people are starting to see through it |
| All you can eat tacos in this bitch |
| I'm not a white guy, I'm a white dude. Totally different |
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| Plunge Protection Team vs Michael Burry vs a bus |
| If you lose power just bring your gas grill inside and crank it to eleven. |
| no, he lets the market dump and then he tacos when his friends bought in. |
| SLV or actual silver because silver is above 100$ oz already…. |
| Canada selling canola to China is not leading to a Chinese take over. The only world leader looking to take over Canada at this point is the child molester in the oval office. |
| At least he said this while market is closed |
| The comments from this sub make me laugh so much. (I mean that sincerely and not in the douche way u read it to yourself) |
| The only time bers can talk shit is when the options market is closed. |
| They will bank it doing IPO. Peasants will pay for their profits. |
| The pleasant fiction of a rules based international order is over. |
| Lmao.\n\nDementia Don. |
| What’s the solution then? |
| I actually needed a shower after that one |
| -150b soon when they lose their lawsuit |
| You're a retarded baby. |
| I have a feeling that Canada is not gonna care much anymore at this point. |
| Gotcha well either way I’m hoping this pump holds another 2 years or so |
| Can’t have communist shit on our border. Simple as that |
| Doesn't matter now really, as such a thing is a plum for takeover by Newmont, Barrick, Agnico or a group, which will pay something like +50% in stock, and pick a time when this thing dipped. So instead of 10x or 20x, you will get some free shares of the buyer. Those people were in this business for entire life, and they didn't get to where they are by giving away capital. Any likely takeover target is unsuitable for speculation for the simple reason of this upside cap. |
| You are right, market shrugs it off because they know he will 🌮 as always. The problem here is that other countries won't and in the long-term they will simply move away from the US. |
| truly it will be un"bear"able |
| I like Tim Hortons. First 15 mins, the coffee tastes sublime. After that, it tastes like shit. |
| Extortion and protection rackets\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/k4503lvxdbfg1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=33e7c625f04969d3fb5ef656b2990d4fda2c73ae |
| Yeah, but his term is up in a few and the U.S. and Canada are bros, so |
| Artificial intelligence will definitely be richer in a few years. |
| Idiot |
| I doubt the market will react to that |
| Oct 29 spy was 688 |
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| imagine affecting the outcome of the stock market with a fucking tweet |
| Well, it did well after market close. 🥭 threatening 100% tariffs on Canada. So far so good. |
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| Americas got its own problems for sure but every other nation has seemed to be smart enough to prime themselves in a position to face those problems. Whereas EU did nothing but band together and think that would be enough to deal with our problems. Ever since trumps been in office we’ve had our pants pulled down on the world stage and everyone’s watching us slowly stop stroking each others cocks |
| Thanks man since filing for divorce I’m up a lot. Lol I love how they think I’m broke but nah staying humble and making my kids ball out with new everything and helping with homework and being dad. Then day trading my way to success as I didn’t have the capital before but do now! I love this man. I get to be the dad I wanted to be.\n\nGot about 6 years in the game and got a good strat that changes as the macro changes. In a good comfy trading spot. A lot of learning but I started with what I could afford and then trained for forever it seems before being able to take profit daily. That’s the gambling account. Have some back up stuff for retirement but that’s a boring account. lol |
| Again, sure, but their biggest trading partner has done nothing but fuck with them for a year now. So Carney’s choice here is entirely logical. |
| 🅱️ERRORISTS WIN |
| Join the son's private club for advance notice of marketing-moving "truths". |
| China is not a solution |
| All this happens next week, my buddy told me. \nSLV bers get your puts ready |
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| Bro should just fullport gold instead of trying to time puts. |
| They needed to vote for the presidential election too. That didn’t happen. |
| Has to be a requirement for insurance or something. Probably too many claims of places getting wrecked from people throwing parties, etc. |
| The worst part of a Trump tweet on the weekend is all the new bears-as-experts posts. This place will be unbearable for the next 48 hours until they realize they were wrong again.\n\nSources: Just the past few weeks: Iran, Cuba, Greenland, EU, Venezuela, back to Iran. Before this, Burry, empty ports, Mexican druglords, oil tankers, hindenburg, yields, inversions, unwinding, OAI. dumping treasuries.\n\nMeanwhile market shrugs it off. I swear the fixation is crazy.\n\nLet me guess, this is the one!\n\nTrump does it on weekends to avoid a market dump. He solves it to avoid a market dump. |
| Wasn’t the it a point at their creation, to not be a for profit Ai company? |
| In fact,Musk’s appearance without money and money are also very similar to this picture.hee hee\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/dh7u0iyldbfg1.jpeg?width=516&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=654e9e10c9b47d5c68a396b49c2e5fd240ff0ff4 |
| how do you know its doing well, market's closed. |
| People still believe tariffs are real? |
| At the same valuation that openai has rn they were already generating billions of dollars of profit each year. |
| I could thaw out this ice storm if I went outside and kept these farts going, but activist investors won’t let me |
| Same. I bought 1 literally a minute before close just for shits and giggles. |
| I will be the first one, as soon as taco adds me to his group chat |
| Bullshit.\n\nIn 3 months SPY is +3.2% or annualized or 13.4% which is still pretty damn magical.\n\nIn 6 months, SPY is up literally 9.8% lol.\n\nBring your wambulance nonsense elsewhere. |
| Here we go ! Weekly tarrifs to pump SLV and GLD has joined third week of 2026. |
| No choice. Mangotard is being unreasonable and Canadians are tired of his shit. |
| Innocent until proven guilty. I’m not saying I think he did it. But one thing I will mention…\n\nHave you ever looked at an offender when they show you the picture of their faces? For some reason you are never shocked, there is a specific look to them.. \n\nI’ll also mention a lot of people who end up holding positions of power, become really successful do so because they have certain personality traits that to put lightly are considered ‘dark’. They tend to hide under a mask very well. Think SBF the crypto fraudster |