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| Every Time I hear about a price target update I imagine that whichever institution gave it bought calls or puts directly before the release\n\n250k was like cathy casying tsla to 3k |
| Just an fyi - I closed a yolo on AAPL calls for a 20k loss in July. They eventually were worth 700k. So that’s what I get to wake up with every morning. |
| Lots of tech. Buy Nvda, good floor there is no drama due to some miss and it goes up if there is a beat |
| QE starting, record black Friday sales. Miracle pump last two weeks. Things are too bullish. Smells fishy |
| Lighter-ing your money on fire |
| Wen btc sub 80k? |
| Most other analysts aren’t the spot light of CNBC. |
| Oh ur gay |
| I know that Intel tried for a long time to do exactly this. I assume they have a pile of patents that would conflict with this Huawei technology. But I don’t know. |
| Where does this leave AMD? |
| The UK does not withhold tax on dividends, but you obviously have to declare those earnings in your country of fiscal residence. |
| They bought less items but after inflation the amount spent was up from last year. Basically normal |
| Corn is 30% lower than when he made is prediction. 250k in 75 days. 😂 \nWhat do you mean? |
| There's nothing simultaneously as gay or retarded as a man with money. Always remember. |
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| they got insurance on their second and third home though? |
| Stonks |
| Chat if it was Black Friday why did SPY go up are yall regarded? |
| Yes sir. Just watched a video from cnbc. \nHow’s the guy show his face. |
| Warmest Regards,\nWendy’s Dumpster |
| Crypto solves this: Download VPN & use Lighter, 10x leverage on equities. |
| Was hoping there would be recovering gambling addicts here with true wisdom. |
| The node has an impact on product quality. A chip manufactured on a better node can have better clock frequency and better energy efficiency.\n\nThat means phones that hold their charge more, LLMs that respond faster, compute chips that can do more compute without melting their package etc... |
| >But what it does imply is that China is still full steam ahead with trying to gain chip independence.\n\nThere was never any doubt in this |
| hows that price target adjustment any different than any other analyst? |
| 🚀🚀🚀 |
| No i get it. But there is a saying 'time in the market beats timing the market' but wouldn't surprise me if it was incorrect like so much common wisdom. |
| Got a bunch going |
| https://www.cryptopolitan.com/chinas-tech-leaders-offshore-ai-training/ |
| does it even matter? its not like us government even allow us company to buy chinese chip. maybe europe might buy it.\n\nand rapidus in japan is going to make 2nm too, no one cares. |
| we need 10x single stock ETF |
| https://www.cryptopolitan.com/chinas-tech-leaders-offshore-ai-training/ |
| classy af |
| What impact does this have when its already been like ~1 year after the publication |
| wait seriously lmao |
| Best a man and gamble on Football |
| efficacy doesnt matter when profit is not a factor. Have you seen the size of infrastructure project China is capable of? Money is no concern for the Chinese |
| I'm gonna change the spelling of porno to porneaux to sound more distinguished. I'm jaquing off to porneaux. |
| RemindMe! 6 months |
| Do gum if you fail. Nicotine gum is the cheapest delivery system |
| already bought them friday at close 🤩 |
| 🖕🫵 2 |
| Yea NVDA will be under 150 in 6 months. You can feel those bags getting heavier huh? |
| Wait are you telling me these rich people bought multi-million dollar homes in Malibu and they're burned down now? |
| 🖕🫵 |
| Buuuut, China said it doesn't want NVDA chips!!!\n\nLMAO NVDA bers |
| Tom Lee is not your friend. He suck bulls in and liquidated them. Now his Corn prediction has gone from 250k to 100k EOY. Fuk this Clown 🤡 |
| This method should logically have lower yield numbers with how many extra steps there are to produce a wafer. But what it does imply is that China is still full steam ahead with trying to gain chip independence. |
| Thanks for finally posting a case. \n\nAgain, retard take. TPUs are ASICs optimized for Googles AI llm. Chat bots are not the end state of AI.\n\nASICs are not GPUs\n\nThis does nothing to NVDA's Cuda moat\n\nIn 6 months you'll see |
| WTF. Did we portal to r:/stocks |
| https://preview.redd.it/srm61gphve4g1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=766aebef8dc3370a2b3223c24bb85e9a42a682b4 |
| Nvidia doesn't need to sell China it's chips\n\nChinese companies are already doing loopholes by either\n\n1. Smuggling the chips into China\n2. Training their models outside China with Nvidia chips and then returning the data back to China |
| A Patterning Patent for a size of just 2 nanometers? It seems that the Chinese really are living up to their small PP reputation. |
| This has nothing to do with 2nm patterning you regard |
| Which Chinese companies are using the H200? 🤣 |
| I always wonder if the clankers will develop weird fetishes like we do.\n\n\nBut of course, liking human intercourse could be classed as a fetish, just like people who get stimulated by watching animals breed. |
| So its gana be dumpcember ?! |
| Repo operations starting to get a little yippy |
| Lol true. Yeah I'm a huge Gold and Silver bull. Not because I want to be but because certain things are in motion that can't be stopped |
| Your ma is strange for teaching you that |
| They’ve moved on to domestic production from Huawei and Baidu. It trades sideways for the next few weeks |
| wen futes 🥹 |
| What's worrying me if how they seem to have decoupled multiple steps in the process to achieve equilibrium in phases. This thing could work and get high yields, since Huawei could use their own process to make their own products and complete multiple learning cycles. I am sure the Chinese government could support them if they are having negative cash flow in the fab for a prolonged period. |
| Continued pressure from google. Altman has even come out and said Gemini and TPU’s will change the game. Lack of any actual market in China as they’ve moved on to domestically produced chips from Huawei and Baidu. |
| plab? |
| Tom Lee changing his predictions weekly now. He’s going to get it right sooner or later. 😂 |
| I thought it must have been sarcasm, sarcasm is hard to read thru text tho and there's so many retards here it can be hard to tell sometimes |
| https://preview.redd.it/t6qdngovue4g1.jpeg?width=627&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a38afbfcd533bb15530ae7e66688092135315605 |
| If you say it enough times surely it will become true? |
| I made my wife's favorite pancakes. I hope this brings her back from her boyfriend's house.\n\nWish me luck guys |
| https://preview.redd.it/bh0vm7ppue4g1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a482cc08af0dd0664b2400a06617bb78588fa8c6 |
| They all have GFs. My time was better |
| Fair. He's weirder than Elon. |
| Sorry I thought the sarcasm was obvious lol |
| Classic tactic |
| Or you could produce both more energy and more chips. If the simpler chips are easier to manufacture and could be done in smaller, less sensitive fabs that wouldn't be taken offline by a near miss or could be repaired in a few days, then it's a major advantage. |
| #NVDA GANG Members checking in |
| I hate JIRA tickets though |
| Lol that is some serious copium\n\nThe only way the govt is paying off the debt is by inflating it away\n\nGold will go up, along with everything else |
| Try r/carsex |
| Happened years ago |
| Adds up fast in the freezer too |
| if you say it three times the ghost of zero down payments shows up |
| Impressive but not disruptive |
| I love Sundays got my coffee ☕️ brewed and now firing up some nice 🔥 dabs! |
| oh this looks like it's about to blow. itm calls to earnings in FEB |
| Looter |
| Yield of all new nodes starts out low. That’s why Apple is always first with a new node at TSMC. Mobile chips for phones and watches use much smaller dies and therefore are likely to be able to get decent yields even when the node is still unreliable. At that same stage, they may be single digit yields on large dies like an nvidia gpu. But while producing apple dies, they learn and improve yields greatly.\n\nPoint is, initial node yields are always low. Whether it grows into a reliable high yield node is tbd. I’m not a manufacturing guy to comment on what makes it more or less likely for a node that starts out with low yields to become high yield. I just know that’s a regular thing for TSMC and every new node.\n\nEdit: also, node sizes like 2nm, 3nm are pure marketing and cannot be compared even a little across companies. There is nothing on TSMC 3nm node smaller than ~20nm physically. I look at them on scanning electron micro scopes for work. |
| Having cash available to buy at bargain prices is an alpha that compound interest alone cannot match. That's why I mentioned the dividend strategy to create a liquidity fund you can use during those moments. Moments that you will detect with absolute clarity because your entire portfolio will have dropped 20% or more. I'm only giving you options because you asked. I'm not trying to debate them. If you are so sure and just want to buy indexes and forget about them without wanting to do absolutely anything, then do it. |
| Always has been |
| They need money |
| PLAB HAS 2nm. |
| 🙋🏽♂️ |
| Always have been |
| Go lay down... |
| She looks like a average 3/10. |
| You trust Jansen? |
| Last one is gambling |
| You haven't made any case for why it will drop |
| Think of it like a holding cell |
| Obv bluffing, chinese companies already smuggled nvidia chips before, they'd happily buy legally as well |
| Black Friday sales were better than last year. \n\n\nAre we spending more credit card money ?\n\n\nCredit card debt credit card debt |
| Did it start that way with your gayness? |
| Lol, the Chinese government says they don't need H200 while their companies move operations offshore to gain access to H200s.\n\nJust like with women, look at the actions, not the words |
| I really wish they paid dividends. Almost none of the news they come out with does anything to move this stock in any direction but down. |
| Can I have some? |
| China is ahead in AI.\nThey started getting ahead in manufacturing in late 80s and now 80% of things around you is made in china.\nExtrapolate this to AI/IT infrastructure, US will end up having advantage only in CDO of a CDO. |
| U don’t think it can go at least 110 or above like around 112 |
| "The US government will balance its budget" \n\nLmao |
| Exactly!! Never trust a weekend pump |
| META and GOOG moving up this week? |
| don't know much about taxes, but thought u still pay income tax on ur divdends, so it is just a time/cash flow advantage |
| Not yet. Not yet. |
| tldr: calls |
| Someone said "AI bubble" on TV, freak the fuck out and sell everything now! |
| She looks like a standard-issue Starbucks barista wearing more makeup. Who are these people. |
| The US government will balance its budget and control the defecit, entitlement programs will stay solvent. Dollar will get stronger. Therefore Gold will go down |
| 2nm should be able to achieve higher clock frequency and lower energy consumption, which is something you can't really get just by dumping money. |
| Why are the governments official numbers on inflation complete lies?\n\nhttps://www.bls.gov/charts/consumer-price-index/consumer-price-index-average-price-data.htm |
| I’ve never done drugs but I think about them a lot |
| I'll be happy to sell you some puts 🌈🐻 |
| Not enough risk |
| Why what? Are you just annoyed because you’re holding NVDA bags? Sorry but they’ll only get heavier |
| sure, but you might be using 2nm to match 0.5nm rather than 3nm to match 0.5nm. who knows, not me!. i just hope we dont end up in some kind of nuclear war. make tendies, not war i say. |
| About the same as I trust NVDA accounting |
| Why |
| U trust China. |
| Well it's official, foot traffic was down. Sales were up but either due to big purchase items or inflation. Overall not great for the economy but this is the outcome needed for more rate cuts. |
| Save it from dropping like a lead balloon |
| Transaction taxes (only when buying). But then they don't withhold any tax on dividends, which is great. |
| Funny how innovation spikes exactly where restrictions try to stop it.that’s humanity 101 |
| Buying dips only works in theory. In practice your stocks will be down too so you can't get quick cash to buy any dips. Unless you keep a good amount of liquid cash but then you miss out on that cash being invested if the dip never comes.\n\nMaybe dividends would make it work but the yields are usually rather low. |
| In that case, 2nm vs 3nm also doesn't matter that much. If cost and yield isn't a concern, you can go on a higher node easily |
| Idk what this is but good for them |
| Wat in the 🌈🐻 |
| Save NVDA from what? NVDA bears are some of the most unknowledgeable bunch LMAO |
| This means chinas tech sovereignty |
| Heat Death of the Universe, believe it or not, bullish |
| But they need a lot of fund to create data center. |
| Bol think ATH is next while capex ai debt is ballooning. What happened to the "its all paid for by free cash flow" narrative? |
| Advertising on NPR = dead company |
| wonderful gift idea |
| ####Why should **Jake** Harper do his homework when he has to go to **summer school** anyway? 🤡 And if he doesn't do that, what are they going to do? send him to **regular school?** 🤓 |
| Why do people keep saying China sales will pump NVDA? Haven’t they already stated they don’t need the H200? |
| I am her pet. Pity is her love language. |
| Sleepy Joe tried to run again |
| Sales to China won’t save NVDA |
| why do the brits charge 0.5% of the transaction value for share purchases on lse? |
| Brother we were just pulled back twice lol |
| Calls it is !! |
| If they offered a dividend >2.5%, I would consider investing a small portion of my portfolio in the medium term. |
| The inventors had a demo here https://www.spiedigitallibrary.org/conference-proceedings-of-spie/13429/1342909/A-frontside-power-signal-decoupling-technology--self-aligned-metal/10.1117/12.3051181.short\n\nYou can watch it for free if you have a university or research center account. |
| Stay out of our little beach community |
| way too late bud |
| it is a good take, but it’s Reddit and good ideas get punished because the wind is blowing the wrong way sometimes 😂 |
| Unclear. It will depend on the yield numbers. \n\nIn the most likely scenario where the yield numbers are low, there will be no impact\n\nIf the yield numbers are high, TSMC, ASML, Intel and their customers will be hit hard |
| What does this mean in terms of impacting US markets? |
| Ah, the periodic RAM memory scam. Which factory flooded now? Which problem magically affected all producers at the same time? Yes, what a great mafia the memory one is, this happens every two or three years, right before Christmas, of course. |
| Is sleep porn a thing? |
| It's wild seeing the same comment over and over again |
| Hang it in the Louvre 😍\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/pgnwxa3zqe4g1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=738f84ceed232d2e9af5da95ea4bd6d4661fb4a5 |
| for commercial applications, yeah, yield matters.\nfor war while your adversary is trying to deny access to tech? yield doesn't matter as long as you can make enough for the war |
| Monday should be a red day |
| Lol, I know but maybe just a coincidence there are multiple RAM comments. Micron is up 180% YTD |
| It’s a nothing burger |
| why don’t you just download more RAM? |
| GEMPLUS WAS A GEM |
| 1/3 life sleep, 1/3 watch porn, 1/3 ??? |
| Wulf has a %36 short interest for a company that has made deals with google |
| Stay out of Malibu DEADBEAT!!!! |
| Could be a nothing burger or the beginning of a storm. Everything will depend on the yield numbers. |
| So sick of Papa New Guinea ripping us off with their huge trade deficit. Or surplus. Whichever is the bad one. |
| You forgot? You need more RAM. \n\nReally, the answer is data centers. It would really suck to lose one's memory... |
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| You know you can choose the sexbot complexion, the options are:\n\nWhite\n\nSlightly tanned\n\nThat's it, everything else won't sell |
| Why is everyone suddenly talking about RAM? |
| Damn I wish that would happen. Rather sooner tho than 31st |
| Ya... collateral issue on a stock shorted greater than the float so spiked exponentially, youre kinda just glossing over why it became an issue. Which was the entire point\n\nThe Chairman of Interactive Brokers said on live TV "we were close to the collapse of the entire system".. is he an ape too?\n\nYoure right its all smoke |
| Driving through Malibu right now to get to a hike. Still looks like it burned yesterday, how horrible.. \n\nOn a positive note the coastline looks amazing with less homes and the greenery is taking back over. |
| Oh shit |
| Imagine that |
| Yes. Definitely, bet everything on it |
| Yes, active management is complicated, but the error wouldn't be serious because you'd only have to adjust a small percentage here and there, and only if you wanted to. What you shouldn't forget is that compound interest is good, but liquidity to buy the fear is better. |
| calls on RAM |
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| Honestly sounds amazing |
| Ghey |
| Thongs |
| Atlassian should be in your port no matter who you are, and it's in a buy zone. Do what you want, but you really should look into this one. |
| Nah they’re looking to dislodge apple as the internet of thing provider, Gemini + Google home + Google OS + pixel, I’m sure they’ll fill it out more, fucking sick combo as I will have an intelligent electronic house N taking care of me. |
| People will need to use their UBI on something. The poors will use it in the bread line but the rest of us can buy whatever cool stuff the robots make |
| Anything involving memory, like DRAM, is a must buy and will be for years. |
| Hookers n blow is R&D remember |
| [Sophie Rain (OF model) made 95M in past 2 years](https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/celebrity/articles/sophie-rain-claims-her-onlyfans-210625421.html)\n\nOne dude donated 5M\n\nImagine if that retard put it in NDX 0DTE |
| I have never been given better advice on the topic of annoying my wife. |
| Can’t |
| What are the companies providing coolants and services to DCs?? |
| CRWD--CYBERSECURITY = THE ONE SECTOR THAT PRINTS IN *RECESSION, DEPRESSION, AND AFTER NUCLEAR WINTER* |
| I thought that’s what your gutter system was for |
| Destination for the 0DTE train is Wendy’s |
| smoke some weed instead lol |
| What are the dudes wearing? |
| I think you missed the entire month of Nov. |
| *Mongoloid, he was a mongoloid.* \n*Happier than you and me.*\n\n*And he* \n*wore a hat* \n*And he* \n*had a job* \n*And he* \n*brought home the bacon* \n*So that* \n*no one knew.* |
| From now on, I will refer to my grocery purchases as CapEx. \n\nI am become corporation. |
| Girls in the gym in literal bras and underwear giving themselves wedgies on purpose … what a time to be alive |
| Hard to predict the cycles. Like, rest of the world has outperformed the US this year especially considering the weakening dollar. Will this remain next year or will the US stock market regain the crown? |
| Everyone laughed at nana and her grandson, but in the end nana had the last laugh. Intel has made more money this year with calls than the rest of my investments this year.\n\nMay nana smile on us all! Better than Metas old man yelling at clouds right now. |
| Pump at open and sharp drop until noon then low volume pump |
| I’m with OP. I see the dip. I buy the dip. It dips 20% more. Like with SMCI and MSTR. Crashed 50% in 90 days. I got wrecked. Kept buying the dip YET it kept dipping. (Also using margin, but I’m over that now.) |
| I thot it was a good a take 🤣 |
| I think we’ll see a small pullback next 2 weeks |
| imo, futures tomorrow should go down before they go up. how much time is the "before"? i have no idea. i just don't think it will last all "24" hours. that will give room for american equities to close higher - with significant suffering. I would be very surprised if asian markets open strong. Life is full of surprises tho. |
| Control a company. Buy calls, Buy stocks back until calls go itm. Buy puts, issue new stock until puts go itm. What am i missing? Cant go tits up. |
| Believe it, calls. |
| So Monday 🚀? |
| Nah it's living expenses like mortgage and rent\n\nI'm excluding big health bills like surgery and only considering premiums |
| path is the way |
| What to expect on Monday and the week to come? Will markets go up! Or will they drop again? The January effect started very early. |
| I like how his brokerage ( Robinhood?) Calls options "investing." |
| Simply monitor excessive exposure to the US. Keep in mind that the US represents 70% of the MSCI WORLD index. I would aim for 45% US, 35% Europe, and 20% Emerging Markets. With this framework, I would seek to give it my own personality to deviate from the mainstream approach. I also wouldn't commit to the allocation being fixed. I would adjust the percentages depending on economic cycles, etc. Another important point is whether you wish to receive dividends periodically to reinvest them at the bottom of cycles, etc. |
| this issue will resolve if we had lower health care bills and lower grocery costs |
| To be honest, that's one of the most intelligent moves I've seen in this sub.\n\nMoving from options to Meta (top 3 mag7 stocks alongside google and Microsoft) from a cashflow perspective. \n\nAnd fucking buying the dip of the dippidy p Diddy diaper dip? |
| lol! Look at this poor 🤮 |
| Where can I read about NVDA? If I am gonna be degenerate, might as well be a well informed degenerate |
| LOL, forgot I bought 80 Oz of silver at the start of Covid for apocalypse insurance. That was a nice surprise when I opened my safe. |
| Just started doing this after reading about it. Was hard at first, but the toilet and area around it are infinitely cleaner. Big W |
| I'd love to but chances are google and nvidia will be flat next year somehow. |
| Trump is the only recent president who ran again not to be re-elected. The one before that (HW) was in part derailed by war (and economics). Vietnam also did not do Nixon or Johnson any favors. \nGenerally if people are on board with the war it makes the president more popular but if they’re not it doesn’t. |
| Wipe your tears with your previous tendies |
| I love the confidence \n\n\nWhat makes you think you can navigate/predict the ups and downs better than the big companies - the math nerds and insider traders - the people who are the absolute best in the business? |
| Yeah, you’re definitely right. I just wanna get it over with though, I’m already 2 days in. Should get easier in 2 or 3 days based on the typical timeline. Just gotta deal lol |
| She’s jealous of how much you have |
| Just delete the app |
| I do that too but my company has way too many people for IT to care i think |
| My mentor at Prudential Securities back in the '80s said the following, that I'll never forget:\n\n"I don't trust anyone that hasn't lost at least $10,000 on a single trade, isn't dependent on some substance, or hasn't broken two bones at once." |
| %-wise that's actually not great |
| I piss in pots to save water |
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| Depends on the depreciation of the sex robot though, what if you have to replace it |
| Thanks. I washed my balls yesterday. |
| Look at this long term investor |
| ever thought of nicotine patches? Probably easier on your brain if you taper down |
| Oof, you got a bad case of Trump Dicksucker Syndrome (TDS). Idolizing a kiddy diddler, SAD! |
| "And they aren’t playing options and doing the dumb shit people in this sub are" so true. And probably they are not doing 99% of what is available online for free. They have their own methods, which also gives them the ability to adapt in the bear market. |
| How do you think tech won't be affected by interest rates? |
| Mmm this tastes so good |
| What she say fuck me for?\n\nI’m just sharing my losses |
| 24 hours to go. Too bad I'll die of withdrawals well before then |
| If you're at home and don't sit down to pee, you might be a sociopath. |
| A +$100K sex robot is cheaper than a wife/girlfriend if you think about it\n\nThat's all the ROI on AI that you need to know |
| Or they know everyone is watching crypto so they wait until Sunday futures open... which they've been doing for months lol |
| Devs gotta patch this with nighttrading |
| Let's educate this dude with opportunity costs |
| You're in the wrong place, try r/stocks or r/investing |
| Yeah, no. Fuck you |
| They do right?\n\nWho was the last king of retards who started a war and wasn't re-elected? |
| Hype |
| Understood. Thought the $1B pro-forma market cap qualified it. My bad. 🫡 |
| 50% GOOGL calls\n40% NVDA calls\n10% calls and puts on various risk plays |
| I’m down $40k in the last month. It’s Joever\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/86vcjjcwke4g1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0cd52b0ef344af9a1b1f9b4e62b4a4792446e34c |
| Your resident invalid is off to run their third marathon. Wish me luck! |
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| What are you doing? At a strip club? |
| First 48 hours are the worst. You'll start to feel some joy in life after a couple weeks. \n\nMonths later you will still have the urge to vape |
| Act poor, get rich\n\nAct rich, get poor |
| Like 70% VOO and 30% VXUS and chill man 😎\n\nOops I meant VXUS |
| i love a good high-redemption SPAC play, truly a “welcome to the casino” scenario |
| Has anyone tried ace of spades champagne? Is it good or tastes like toilet water? |
| How would you reasonably allocate your port for the long term? Boring index fund style with as few etfs as possible. Something like 30% s&p500, 30% world or world ex-usa maybe with EM included, 20% QQQ, 10% gold, 10% btc?\n\nOr would you go with more sector specific etf allocations into energy, healthcare etc?\n\nI don't want to gamble i just want steady growth. Scared of 'lost decades' like the 2000s. |
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| Eh |
| Yeah I quit twice, only to start vaping again after a month because I have no willpower after drinking. \n\nBoth times I spent about 48 hours in bed, didn't leave the house\n\nLack of dopamine feels awful |
| But at least you have your nights free |
| Yeah you’re definitely not buying a house with that but if he worked towards homeownership that 100k at 18 will be more than a head start |
| 30% move in btc is like 2% move in GIS\n\neveryone calm the f down |
| Thanks brother 🙏 |
| The best investors are actually dead because they don't touch their account\n\n[https://www.fool.co.uk/2016/10/31/the-best-investors-are-dead/?utm\_source=chatgpt.com](https://www.fool.co.uk/2016/10/31/the-best-investors-are-dead/?utm_source=chatgpt.com) |
| Couples therapy |
| Gym |
| Take your spac pump and dumps elsewhere |
| I pride myself on not being a weiner so I’m going to see it through, but I think I’m just going to hide in bed all day under the covers and let time pass |
| Don’t puss out, you’re near the finish line. It’ll be easier from here. |
| 90% confident my boss knows I’ve been using the work pc to search for a new job 🤔 |
| Laugh away but the math is still there |
| Ok I created a frame to write my post but look at the photo I attached. I’m sharing something tangible. This is a play that’s truly under the radar! |
| Nicotine withdrawal really does suck |
| If Santa wasn’t coming crypto would’ve tanked over the weekend. This not happening tells me we’re Santa rallying. |
| Trump genuinely believes (rightly or wrongly) that wars make presidents popular. He’s believed this for at least 20 years. |
| Damn. I didn't think of that, but it should have been! |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/ResponsibleAnt8049 made a bet that MSTR would go to 239.0 within **4 days** when it was 172.952 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 0 wins and 1 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) | [**⚔**](https://www.reddit.com/r/KarmaCave/) |
| Not Kevin. Just a guy who found a broken borrow setup. Read the numbers, not the username. |
| I’ve found that my port does noticeably better when I ignore it. Thinking I might be the problem. |
| House prices rise almost as fast as s&p500. |
| Is this your seed phrase? |
| smells like broke ber in here |
| I bet Venezuelan vacations are super cheap right now. Could be the next TACO trade |
| I vaped heavily for years and years. Have a week off from flying so decided to quit cold turkey on Friday. I wouldn’t wish this on anyone. I have compound fractured my leg, broken both wrists, my orbital bone around my eye and a bunch of other shit and this is legitimately worse lol \n\n\nCalls |
| The struggle is veal |
| AI Slop |
| “I made a G today”\n\nBut you made it in a sleazy way, selling puts to the kids.\n\n“I gotta get paid”\n\nWell hey, well, that’s just the way it is. |
| Based on what? |
| I blew 100k in my early 20s on drugs and alcohol, we're not much different |
| Tell that to my 4th child. |
| See you at 168. I have calls. |
| We wear our retardation as a badge of honor around here |
| It’s called daytrading because I spend my day trading my monies for tears and regret 😢 |
| Big hedge funds are taking their cash and leaving on Tuesday. That means 95% of the shares disappear. The float becomes tiny. When there are no shares left to buy, the price rips. Simple supply and demand. |
| Confused, I'll just hold my calls |
| > Proof: (Upload your "0 Shares to Borrow" screenshot here) (Upload your Position screenshot here) Disclaimer: I am long $BRR. Do your own DD.\n\n\n\n\nRofl man, this is gold. |
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| At least I can lose money on NFL until tomorrow |
| You may be retarded but at least you're confident in your retardation |
| What should I do today? |
| I aint reading all that. Im happy for you tho, or sorry that happend. |
| I can’t fathom not needing to work until I’m in my 90s 😢 |
| Kevin is that you ? Though you deleted your account after the pew spac pump & dump 🤔 |
| Link? |
| What does that mean? |
| I know you’re trolling and half joking but gen Z can’t fathom the idea of working past your 20s |
| QT ending Monday, we're down from ATH, potential December rate cut, potential NVDA sales to China, strong black Friday spending, war - bullish |
| And here you are talking about it. Implying that no one else on earth has any interest in the currency is stupid. |
| Sentiment is terrible and everyone bearish, means we are going to pump tomorrow. But that is what the MMs want you to think, so if you inverse the fake out it will actually go down. Now you fell into their trap, it's actually going up. Only to be fooled again by the real MMs, going down. Just in time to buy puts at open, before the biggest bull pump you've seen in weeks. |
| *Rhythmatic* \n*Systematic* \n*World control* \n*Magnetic* \n*Genetic* \n*To match your soul* |
| 60 yo or $60? |
| I think we’re heading for new ath |
| Damn that Cincinnati report really pumped 🌽 this hard? SPY to follow tomorrow! |
| So basically wait 40 mins buy calls tm? |
| Because BTC easy to pump Sunday morning |
| 100k is also 2-3 mill EOD if the 0dtes pay off tho |
| I used to play a lot of online blackjack but then I diacovered I can get almost the same thrill by just joining and watching some guy at the table lose money. |
| You have too much time on your hand. Spend it try to make money instead |
| Bullish on you getting downvoted\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/78hs1lbhhe4g1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=db68d8c165ef519a1c99a1266fc083aba3fc101c |
| Wonderful life holds up super well |
| What? |
| https://preview.redd.it/om68wtwdhe4g1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e6869e910d823dc42a58f40debbeae8558ef134b |
| Bro 100k is 2-3mil if you don’t touch it until you’re 65 and invest in an etf. Or it’s a down payment on your first home. Or it will be worth an entire small house by the time he’s 28. He can’t even afford the fuckin insurance he would be paying out the ass for lol |
| Great thing about being day trader is you always have a job and can’t get fired\n\nWorst thing is day trading eats your monies\n\nlol fml |
| Not even the craziest gambling story for the addicts |
| I honestly think meta has some room to continue to recover from here but I'd never touch meta because I don't like zuck and he proved his retardation with the meta verse and also Facebook and Instagram are garbage no matter what the balance sheet says |
| Wanna trade for me |
| Even venezuelans dont care about the war |
| He just like me fr fr |
| Doubt |
| Only if there's not another total market poo |
| Why are we so bullish? |
| CRDO/MDB/CRWD/CRM/SNOW/TTAN/RBRK |
| Just saw a post about a 17 year old kid YOLO’ing 30k into calls because he wants a bmw m2. Gen Z is so cooked financially. He had 100k but blew it up gambling the same way he got it |
| #Can’t chat watching Tangled |
| I'm having casino withdrawals, half day of trading in the last 4 days |
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| Spy has been big uppies the past 3 mondays in a row. Time to roast all those bols playing that trade. Bol fuk |
| Reason? |
| Uhu since when do the little guys pull the big chonks instead of the other way around? |
| maybe 10% was the people that were able to actually impregnate after a reversal 🤔 can't remember but I really don't wanna kids lol |
| They used to have a big stake in Venezuela, until they were absorbed into PDVESA. |
| Nibba market ain’t open today |
| God bless you |
| #$META BOUNCE BOUNCE |
| I think your META might be fine, looks like it’s rebounding pretty well so far |
| That’s exactly why you’d buy it |
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| Just need a quick +20% tomorrow |
| *Drink Scotch whisky all night long* \n*And die behind the wheel.* \n*They got a name for the winners in the world* \n*And I want a name when I lose.* \n*They call Alabama the Crimson Tide* \n*Call me Deacon Blues.* |
| Yes now i get why many wsb use margin to trade options. They got no monies |
| > all art and entertainment, not just commercials.\n\nI cannot argue with this. |
| Short Rigetti |
| For the morning games I'm talking Colts minus 3 and the Jets money line. |
| and actual Prime grade not that choice shit |
| Was going to say we have leverage to sink the ship deeper in the red |
| Full ported SOUN and am holding |
| Yes in retirement account but I think the $400 include individual account they can transfer to bank easily |
| What happened? |
| A very successful stock trader. |
| Welcome to the losers club. I’m an ex president |
| Bloomberg: \n\nBlack Friday sales rise, signaling US consumers resilience. \n\nVenezuelans ignore Trumps’s warships and jump into holiday season\n\nnew all highs incoming! |
| There is a reason why people bitch about being poor and hate the top 1%\n\nThe Federal Reserve gave these numbers btw |
| I don't believe this |
| *Shhhhhhhhh* |
| bers thought |
| Quick research by me says the success rate (patency) is higher, between 30 and 75%.\n\n\n10% of vasectomy recipients get a reversal |
| Yeah.. that’s usually how it goes |
| Why are ETH and CORN moving? |
| Same could be said with wsb bois that yolo and lose it all lol |
| It does not ya tard |
| If you bearish because of Venezuela you should panic and go long. Lose with more friends |
| Good moaning 🥱 |
| I’m telling you regards now that crude oil futes are going to rip this week due to potential supply disruption in Venezuela. Chevron could also run in medium term don’t ask why just ask the LLM |
| Does that still exist? |
| anyone working on Nibba Tuesday now that black friday is over? LMAOOOO |
| Bulls will be eating prime rib for Christmas dinner! |
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| Alright, listen up you degenerates. I’ve scanned the calendar for the week of **Dec 1, 2025**. You want to gamble on earnings without getting IV crushed into oblivion? You want to play the "Sympathy Drop"?\n\nHere is how you play this calendar without losing your wife's boyfriend's money.\n\n**The Strategy: "The Sympathy Nuke"**\nWhen a sector leader reports, they move the whole sector. But the options on the leader are expensive (IV is jacked). The options on the *follower* are cheap. We play the follower.\n\nHere are the 3 plays for the week:\n\n**Play #1: The Cyber-Security Suicide Pact**\n**The Leader:** CrowdStrike ($CRWD) - *Tuesday PM*\n**The Victim:** SentinelOne ($S) - *Thursday PM*\n\n* **The Thesis:** CrowdStrike is the big daddy. If they sneeze, SentinelOne catches pneumonia. $CRWD options are currently priced for a moon mission. $S options are sleepy until Thursday.\n* **The Setup:** Tuesday afternoon, before the bell, you look at $CRWD. If you think they are going to miss or guide down (macro headwinds), you don't buy puts on $CRWD. **You buy Puts on $S.**\n* **Why?** If $CRWD tanks 10% on Tuesday night, $S opens Wednesday down 5-8% in sympathy. You print tendies on the $S puts *before* they even announce their own numbers.\n* **The YOLO:** Weekly (Dec 5) OTM Puts on $S purchased Tuesday.\n\n**Play #2: The "Data is Dead" Rug Pull**\n**The Leader:** MongoDB ($MDB) - *Monday PM*\n**The Victim:** Snowflake ($SNOW) - *Wednesday PM*\n\n* **The Thesis:** Both are consumption-based. If companies are cutting cloud spend, MDB will scream it on Monday night.\n* **The Play:** **Monday before close**, grab slightly OTM Puts on **$SNOW**.\n* **Why?** You bypass the IV crush of playing MDB directly. If MDB misses, SNOW drops on Tuesday purely on fear. You sell Tuesday morning for a quick bag.\n\n**Play #3: The Recession Special**\n**The Leader:** Dollar Tree ($DLTR) - *Wednesday AM*\n**The Victim:** Dollar General ($DG) - *Thursday AM*\n\n* **The Thesis:** If people are too broke for the $1.25 store ($DLTR), they are definitely too broke for the slightly-more-expensive dollar store ($DG).\n* **The Play:** If DLTR dumps on Wednesday morning, **Dollar General ($DG)** will bleed out all day Wednesday. Puts on DG are the play.\n\n**TL;DR:**\n1. Buy **$S Puts** on Tuesday. Pray for **$CRWD** miss.\n2. Buy **$SNOW Puts** Monday. Pray for **$MDB** miss.\n3. See you behind the Wendy's. 🍔🍟📉 |
| Nailed it |
| vodka is vodka |
| Not happening |
| You’re getting a lump of coal. And you’ll be thankful |
| I did load up some in my real account. |
| Who are you? |
| Premarket flat as fuck today |
| A month? Most are gone in a week |
| Don’t think so. |
| Block the number and report as spam |
| Just don't answer it and you'll be fine |
| Yes. I have no idea what your post means. But yes |
| Yup\n\nMany self-made people with six/seven figures are often frugal, rarely go on vaycays, etc |
| Sounds like the transformation to becoming a gay bear has begun. |
| https://preview.redd.it/ud4da4r7de4g1.png?width=693&format=png&auto=webp&s=ddfb1ff587abdb8be0332518931d865e53c58d1d |
| Well bears are giga fucked |
| not even upset, just disappointed |
| No it just knows you're a gay bear in hibernation |
| this is true but only with like a 10% success rate |
| Rtardnress transcends dna |
| i dont want to be margin called what do i do. |
| Go to sleep son. It's adult time |
| I took em minus 10. I also bet Indiana over USC. Not as confident as you in 5.5 points. |
| I think they're reversible for some time though |
| 1.69% |
| *Sergeant O'Leary is walkin' the beat* \n*At night he becomes a bartender.* \n*He works for Mr. Cacciatore's down on Sullivan Street* \n*Across from the medical center.* |
| Fuck bro so close |
| Thats actually crazy wtf\n\nConsumerism is one hell of a drug |
| You need to learn how to break up a dog fight before you take your dog to a park. A hard punch (very hard) between the eyes normally works. |
| What do you have? So I can sell |
| That's because their money is in GOOG, nobody keeps that kinda money in the bank |
| I heard their governor is retarded |
| I got a vasectomy... can't pass down my retardness |
| I know many of you on here look up to me as a very successful trader. I just wanted to say you’re right and let’s keep this party going in 2026! |
| Lost the lottery again 😞 |
| Btc to 200K and Mstr $1000 that will be a good present for 🎄 |
| It's a Wonderful Life is hands down the best festive film ever made. Home Alone is a close second, but definitely not first |
| Yes. It's a rigged game to beat estimates. So if they miss...bad |
| kinda same bro |
| [40% of Americans don’t have $400 in the bank for emergency expenses](https://abcnews.go.com/US/10-americans-struggle-cover-400-emergency-expense-federal/story?id=63253846)\n\nThat means wsb has more money but is retarded ane get themselves in debt |
| A bookie. I stayed with mine. Dude treats me well |
| Buckle up. December is historically strong month for the stocks not in my portfolio |
| I think they are going to keep buying LLY until the RSI and MACD blows into the bottom of my chart with the green candles. WTF |
| You mean not gay? |
| Actual securities attorney here. \n\nIt wasn't the shadowy "they" - it was a collateral issue caused by too many Apes trying to buy on a select few platforms. The "buy button" remained on most major institutional brokers. \n\nThis is just another friendly reminder that pretty much everything you read from the meme stock cults is either meant as a meme/joke and not intended to be believed - or is else just an outright lie that *shouldn't* be believed. \n\nAt this point, some of the meme stock fanbase have devolved into literally modern day cargo cults. |
| No, straight to commodity futures, wcgw? Why limit your losses to 5x? |
| Can we stop pretending that Black Friday and cyber Monday are two different things and just make it holiday week or something |
| I can feel it |
| I never got into it. Maybe that is the case. 🤔 Although nutting into a woman, or nutting into tissue, you’re still nutting. |
| It is a hard calculation as I did significant withdrawals to buy RE right after I had big losses in stock trading and then steady contributionsafter that. But Schwab does it for me at least for the stock accounts, and they say I am at 10.5% versus s&p at 12.2% for the last 5 years (screenshot on my other comment). The timing of my contributions and withdrawals are the main culprit for the numbers. I would like to continue to chase to get that last 1 to 2% so I can "win" or chase my underperformamce, but I am happy with where I am and will be withdrawing a good chunk to buy more RE. SPY is up from $430 when I lump sum invested in 2022 to $680 today if you ignore the withdrawals and contributions in between. Of course, the market out performed me as it does with most stock pickers/gamblers. Anyone that wasn't lucky holding a mag7 or similar adjacent company got left behind. Ive also learned my lesson to just dca into a whole world etf when investing (compared to gambling). |
| You mean the poors? Was wondering the same |
| *Some say she's from Mars* \n*Or one of the seven stars* \n*that shines after 3:30 in the morning...*\n\n*BUT SHE ISN'T!!!* |
| And a partridge in a pear tree |
| You think Apple Watches would be able to detect outliers in heart rate and not count it.\n\nMy heart rate is 70, and the watch suddenly thinks it’s 35 bpm?\n\nLike bitch, you think I’m a superhuman athlete in hibernation rn? |
| SPY up .75% every day til EOY while Mag 7 sell off. |
| might as well apply for AARP already bro, pack it up |
| Imagine getting permission first and not just full porting then telling them only if you win |
| We moonin tmrw boyos? |
| Lets flip the script. Your girl wakes you up at 9:45am... 👋👧🤳 " **Hey babe** mind if i take some money from the savings? Have a good feeling about this one.." 🤷♂️ "i dont know babe im sleeping. Just do whatever idc" 🤦♀️ "shit it didnt go back.. babe all the money is gone" 🙎♂️"what?" |
| *When I grab the mic I blow up* \n*A few casualties, but so what.* \n*You wanna know my occupation?* \n*I get paid to rock the nation.* \n*I go to work.* |
| wtf are you rambling about? what statement? |
| Where my struggling and forever stressed single income heads of household at ⁉️ |
| still waiting for that stim check |
| Gambling in a bar on what commercial would play on the TV next |
| puts on Minnesota, ooooof. |
| "its been 2 years since i could rent a car without extra fees and this is quite old. didnt expect this." |
| beleive it or not Jail |
| I thought it was just no masturbation |
| *But there's panic on the streets of Carlisle* \n*Dublin* \n*Dundee* \n*Humberside*\n\n*I wonder to myself* |
| Corn pumped 15% in 6 days, now back to scheduled dumping monday morning. |
| unbanned yet? |
| She just on her period mane |
| Age 32 is quite old. Didnt expect this. Always thought old would be in the 40's. Nope, after 29 you are now "that guy whos like, 30 🙄" midlife crisis starts here. |
| bearhunter429 be like shes a 10 but too young to trade |
| The cost to make them went way down. The turn around time is a lot faster. The result is a quantity over quality mentality where high quality content isn't valued as much as "new" content. This argument could be made for all art and entertainment, not just commercials. |
| it's not about being correct, it's about setting a target and reaching that, if business is strong. |
| GOOGL is all I need |
| No, I just like pussy. |
| Shes a 10, but she full ported UUUU instead of Goog. 🚩🚩🚩 |
| Guys insider trading, i just bought a kit kat bar |
| ✍️ |
| 👆 Found the guy with no self control (I nutted on November 1) |
| Whats going on with WAR? |
| Old school bookies and coke |
| No nut November is fucking stupid. |
| What does cover mean here? Just win? |
| Glad we got this relief rally so I can sell everything -1.4% off ATH |
| What did addicted gamblers (traders) do on the weekends before Draft Kings? |
| "Company X missed analysts' earning estimates". Isn't it the fucking analysts estimate the earnings incorrectly? |
| That's pretty awful to go through, hope your pooch is alright and the other person wises up to not bring his dog there.\n\nUnless your dog instigated it, in which case probably bring him other places for exercise. |
| No, and OP didn’t either\n\n80k starting to $660k is not 10k% ROI\n\n \nTruly regarded |
| #LMAO 🤌 |
| Chat here’s some insider her info\n\nShits tight |
| JFC the rest of Reddit is weapons-grade aids. 🤌 |
| All my daily predictions have been wrong lately so assume this is wrong:\n\nRed, flat, big red, green, massive red |
| That’s just straight up science fact |
| Cleaning up this sentence to remove all the nonsense. \n\n> I just saw a boy i consider 10/10. Am i Gey?\n\nYeah mate, literal definition of a bum bandit. |
| That's encouraging. I have buzzard luck. NGFY |
| The big money is not in the buying and selling, but in the waiting. – Jesse Livermore |
| More like +$0.15 a month |
| This summer, Rob Schneider is…The Banker |
| Are you flirting with me |
| You’ll turn into a dog any second now! |
| Daddies like be (Exchange Traded Thing) to 0 in a week |
| ggs portfolio, Google Gold Silver |
| On my sports betting side, I pretty much went full port on Ohio State covering over Michigan yesterday and it erased some recent market losses. Keeping 10% of the total and already put most of the other 90% on Ohio State to cover against Indiana next week. \n\n5.5 points is an absolute joke to anyone who has seen Ohio State play this year; it should be no less than 10. This is legitimately an all-time team and people are missing it. Free fucking money come Saturday, in my opinion. |
| RemindMe! 1 year |
| +$5,000 a month the high IQ ones at least 😏 😭 |
| On my way to the liqa sto |
| Hey, you can have your value plays that are so good as a "long time investor and valueinvedting community member" - ill take substantial weekly gains that far surpass nvo yesterday, next week, next year, and after that you will have 1 dollar in dividends and 25 $ share price |
| 100% gay whatever you saw today has nothing to do with it tho |
| Or very very soon! |
| yes you like gay stuff |
| Airbus and Gold calls |
| blursed |
| $180,000 is enough to pay for about 4 nights in the hospital and an ibuprofen. |
| -3000 a month |
| They are seeking approval of a mega dose wegovy and got that accelerated voucher from fda for “dropping prices”. \n\nBut they absolutely have to do some M+A and have the money to do it. This could be a huge load up zone but might take time to materialize. It’s still a $220b market cap. They need to take a lot of big swings at the plate. \n\nStill will be tough. |
| Haha, last year I was so fkn unlucky, or dumb, idk, every trade I made at the beginning half of the year was always the highest the stock would be for 3 months. Never saw any green. Sure would have loved to see some green to set a stop loss. |
| I just saw a lady boy if born as a woman I consider 10/10. Am i Gey? |
| Long VG. So many huge contracts coming online in 2030. Long PSKY. Taco wants a new Rush Hour movie. |
| Looking back at what I could have made if I held |
| Same here on much smaller pnl swings. Started going full equity in September, levered up in the run up to end of October. Up 15% YTD at that point, down to 5% now. Mostly AI stocks. |
| He said "wife 🤣🤣" |
| I just love the game |
| 🙏 |
| A war might help. |
| RDDT 230 on monday 😃 |
| Avg OF girl: [\+$150 a month](https://blog.nimbusreach.io/onlyfans-revenue-benchmarks-average-earnings-fan/)\n\nAvg WSB boi: ? |
| LOL |
| Pretty sure it started before turkey day already |
| Go to Semianalysis twitter. There is a post where he translated the article as a comic. The 4th and last pic of the comic is basically the pay walled part. |
| Yes you are though, it’s exactly what you’re trying to do |
| Novo Nordisk below 50$ is one of the greatest value plays of the year and you retards would rather buy some bullshit that has pumped 100% over the year |
| You’re young don’t grow old as a jealous little bitch |
| NVDA pop 182 so I can exit before man |
| Failed NNN I see? You can try NND! |
| Who said I’ll stop at $5M ? |
| Listen to INDUSTRY BABY by Lil Nas X then while trading |
| I’ve got a lot of work to do in December to make up for my terrible choices in November. |
| Yes |
| Very little considering its just hype venezuela oil is fucked because of the dictator |
| calls on CVX |
| I think its the friends we made along the way |
| Generally ESPR is in good position with good thesis. Severely undervalued. Path to profitability and cash as much debt atm. \n\n\nI hold from DEC24 highs through Q1/25 lows. Up +125% with "tens of thousands" shares. \n\n\nGonna be absolute cash cow by end of 2027, if not bought over. |
| crude oil futes should rip on potential supply disruption… that would be my trade |
| Ya and it's so close just 4x away 😂 |
| It will be a strong resistance but will only create a new bottom in the low 50s, the trend is definitely upward |
| So u guys just read one news article or popular stock and go in without looking at candles what is going on how it moves with the world how many true buyers are with you (volume) or how it moves historically or if its oversold |
| Since the movie was released the real big short has been to borrow money and buy quality assets. |
| Bloomberg: Venezuelans ignore Trumps’s warships and jump into holiday season \n\nYet, bers panicking 😂 |
| Feels like everyone is gonna sell SLV when it gets near 60 |
| santa rally starts tomorrow |
| BYN is not tracked properly on any foreign platform , so it’s fake news |
| And now it is $4 and going higher. Hopefully OP hold. |
| The delusion is strong with this one |
| This.\n\nI'm on high and low beta SLV and GLD miners for a good chunck of my port atm, holy smoke that last week was greener than the grinch weenie \n\nAnd it's just the start i think, keep that war mongering and US debt inflation going Orangyna please 🙏 |
| yeah when people are scared so they copy both to the gates of valhalla |
| It's a big nothing burger. Rest of the world is literally not even talking about it. |
| Who would call you an idiot for that lol\n\nThey have performed very well and will continue to do so. |
| Burnett’s Orange is sure to impress your wife’s boyfriend’s family. |
| Yeah huge rotation into the non-tech parts of the s&p500 and world stocks in general. Why do i keep living through unprecedented times? |
| Happy futures day |
| I saw a vid on how file explorer is so much slower on 11 than 10 and I thought it was just my pc getting old, shits so ass |
| Thanks for an actual response |
| options on a levered stock < options on the actual stock generally afaik |
| AI |
| Remember : one put a day keep the margin call away 👌 |
| True. The robots might need us as sex slaves. |
| It’s not going to\n\nGo back to sleep |
| Complete automation is possible, but historically, humans adapt — work changes rather than disappears entirely. |
| Sir? |
| Picture this. \n\nNo more ads needed. Just entertainment. AI robots assume all means of production and service. "Life" now consist of sitting in a dark room with VR goggles, a feeding tube, IV fluids, and daily ozempic injections. \n\nThe year is 2038. RIVN is still $15 a share. |
| https://preview.redd.it/f3ve8jwnzd4g1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5882a79e26b71b51fe539be70d2506054a8814c9 |
| Going to load up on Google Gold and silver |
| I couldn’t sleep knowing if nbis goes to $500 tomorrow I can retire |
| SQQQ is still a hedge for tech weakness, but short-term, gold and defense may move first. |
| Msft bols mad |
| It will be like the Matrix, only instead of harvesting energy from human bodies, the machines will harvest add revenue from terminally online people binging on AI slop. To be honest, that's already kind of the world we live in, only now we have influencers making the slop instead of AI. |
| My 1 month is completely flat, it's been weird watching the money from my nvda calls rotate into my Google calls, and everything else NASDAQ is red |
| They’ll target humans who still consume, scroll, shop, and entertain themselves. AI may automate work, but attention and spending remain — ads adapt, not disappear. |
| I feel like the panic will set in around 10:00 AM tomorrow when people read the headlines after Thankagiving-ing all weekend. |
| Thank you!!! \n\n\nIt’s not just laziness though - it is very difficult to anticipate which process data might be meaningful to AI and some process data will just work better in deterministic rule based systems. |
| I’m gonna need Google at 400 in March |
| Usually Gold goes down when dollar strengthens and vice versa but there can be times they go up together |
| Bear market on Belarus? Lol |
| It's closed. I saw you leaving. |
| OP you never stepped into a real software company before havent you |
| If AI is gonna replace everyone except the guys jerking it in the circle jerk, who are the ads in AI chat bots gonna be targeting? Will it just be a bunch of ads targeting Sam Altmann? |
| Oh Baron Trump you scamp first crashing Bitcoin now your shorting the FOREX markets. How does this kid do it? |
| If you dont mind me asking, how much of a percentage growth this was. Just curious |
| Fair |
| US defaulting on debt is extreme outcome. Just gold calls sounds way safer. I think tlt is probably going down any way though war or no war. |
| Nothing is happening there he's just trying to scare Maduro |
| I made a huge thesis on it and it's getting shit on. Scroll down. \n\nApparently there's only salty economists and Putin bots online at the moment. |
| Well if it got you a mill |
| If I had more money\n\nI would not gamble\n\nBut since I have little money\n\nI gamble\n\nWhich causes me to lose money |
| You may be right about tech down (hence my uncertain SQQQ call). \n\nHowever, I believe the short term move would be a rush out of US debt and into gold. \n\nONDS is practically a meme stock that follows war news somewhat. \n\nAlso if he goes in, budget will need to increase. |
| Weekend thread is so empty\n\nEven you regards don’t give a shit about Venezuela |
| Insane and yes.thats 80 a day, 109 if you take the weekends away. |
| You have an algo or something? |
| What the fuck did you do to make +1M in a month |
| I am dumbfounded how bad streaming commercials are.\n\nCommercials used to be banging. \n\n[Free Credit Report* Dot Com](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tloVHJtrJ_k)\n\nWTF happened to marketing? \n\nPositions TSLA, TLT, SPY |
| I'm willing to bet this will be the war that blows up our debt problem like dynamite. |
| I don't watch that shit. \n\nWell, only the Salt Lake City one. \n\nAnd only with my pants off. |
| If it's stupid but it works it ain't stupid |
| turns out me rotating into defence stocks 2 weeks ago and you guys calling me an idiot was the correct play\n\nyou regards have fun with AI, it’s war time baby 🔫 |
| damn, very flat market today, theta wins again |
| 😁 |
| Afghanistan was so good they just had to release a sequel in the jungle |
| TLT usually goes up if there's a war |
| 😁 |
| Just watched gamers Nexus Linux gaming video, if gaming really does become stable on Linux I'm switching and it's so over for msft |
| Ragebait? If it's not then I'd wanna tell you that you're insane man, like at this |
| how many thai hookers will btc go up by today |
| Whose the blond? Did I miss it? |
| It’s all priced in |
| Show her the cheap side of your persona |
| Yes |
| OP just gave Lukashenko another thing to whore out for Putin..\n\nRIP Belarusian Ruble gainz |
| Actually. This is exactly how I have survived as a bear for 4 years. |
| Oh ok so that is all it takes 🤣 well done buddy |
| Nah, we didn't even go on a first date. I blocked her. |
| It's true. So is the factcwe aren't sending any troops. Y'all nuts. And when it doesn't happen you will just move on. Deeper into nutsville |
| At what point do we stop calling it an early recession indicator and just start calling it part of a recession? |
| Amzn is prob the stock to own for December def getting back to 250 |
| She should leave now because that aint happenin |
| facts! |
| Fuck it, if it works it works. |
| 2396 trades and not even a 1mil+ , what a failure man 😔 |
| 25-30 of them according to the google |
| If it works it works\n\nWait - is that in NOVEMBER |
| 1 mil in one month Jordie?? |
| 🤣 |
| Yes |
| You are a skeleton “But soft—what if that fated day be already past, good sir?” |
| Now |
| NVDA has to close above $200 EOY or my wife is leaving. The line has been drawn. Fingers crossed. |
| Stash em. Especially good hot pics. Then when you get old you got something to jerk to. And show your current wife what you gave up for her fat ass. |
| Thoughts on CRDO, Earnings are gonna be a big beat but the stock price might drop Idk honestly? |
| he is a billionaire |
| Critics note production is collapsed, repair would take years, and intervention carries major political and economic risks, making any “quick boost” to the U.S. economy unrealistic. |
| King Kong Big Dong |
| The Google Play Store made $55 billion last year. The Belarusian Ruble is nearly as important a currency as Play Points. |
| we are not here for breakeven play.. what the point of enter the pos then??? |
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| It is right if you sell it for profit. You post here so......you won't |
| why not.. market ath for no reason... |
| What if I have past that date stud |
| What time does your Wendy's shift end? |
| Web? |
| Not a chance, gna be green af ✅🎄🍀🌿🍏♻️🗽 |
| But we *make love* |
| Bond yields control everything.\nYields up → TLT down, tech down, gold weak, dollar up.\nYields down → TLT up, tech up, gold strong, dollar down.\nGold rises on falling real yields.\nOil follows supply/demand.\nDefense stocks follow budgets, not war hype. |
| You just did? |
| Lmaoooo |
| This is a non event. No one cares except for "Real Housewives" lovers. Like you. |
| Unprecedented ❌🧢 |
| This Kiffin/Ole Miss thing is stupid. Of course you let him coach. He got your ass to the CFP. He is leaving regardless. Idiots saying "he has to go" are dead wrong. |
| Yeah, why would you put a stop loss. |
| Santa rally are the three trading days after Christmas when all the good boys and girls who got cash from Santa brings their gift cards to the market to buy more of their favorite equities. |
| Sunday |
| r/antstreetbets |
| I mean, if Jesus hadn´t stuffed himself with nails, he probably would still live today. But once you´re hooked, you´re hooked. |
| That's just the regular weekend shopping trip. |
| Google shows the official rate, what you're talking about is the dollar blue. That is not the official rate but a black market rate although commonly used in Argentina. |
| Something is up behind the scenes for sure! |
| Fine. Long term play, not a short term bet. I bought a ton below 5. Insanely cheap |
| https://preview.redd.it/rl73lqk7td4g1.png?width=989&format=png&auto=webp&s=b2011aec55862aeacf0ccd8e0ce9cc514b500f56 |
| I just hope to make some money this next week |
| Believe it or not, I'm walking on air. |
| I'm all in on crypto DATs, when monday |
| Listen up, chucklefucks.\n\nThe pedo files are required by law to be released 12/19.\n\nWar won't start UNTILL that week.\n\nRTX and ONDS calls for 12/26\n\nPUTS on TLT and CALLS on GLD as oil, gold, and bond yields all about to go to Valhalla (i'm told this is in the sky, but need to do more research).\n\nI would possibly get some SQQQ calls too... but I'm not confident enough that AI trade wont just keep ballooning away as we slide into a second WW2 (might be called WW2^(2) ?)\n\nGood luck, we're all counting on you. |
| She sounds like a parasite. Does she have that indefinable *something* that makes her worth the effort? |
| Mind sharing the pay walled part? |
| [This actually happened not too long ago](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Belarusian_ruble#Third_ruble_\(BYN\),_2016-present) |
| Why do you say? |
| Ai is helping Sam Altman rope |
| >Peacemaker\n\nIsn’t he on a different planet rn? |
| Leading indicator putin is fucked |
| Guys gonna have a blast tomorrow as NNN ends. |
| no, no, what kind of silver coins do you buy |
| Venezuela? Its gonna be an island. its gonna glow in the dark when we're done with it |
| Any vodka is the same if it's done from proper raw material, the whole point is that it doesn't have characteristic taste. So just buy the cheapest that doesn't look like garbage and pour it into a grey goose bottle if your guests care about that, but then show them the video\n\n\nhttps://youtu.be/npHi2YnLNwI?si=bz0_8KIVTvZZlGGM |
| Don Jr is leading troops into Bolivia. |
| I think it pulls back this earning |
| Less good ? Lol ... Tpu are tpu are good at doing one thing , gpu are extremely good at making that thing , and lots of other things ,but cost way way more .\n\nNow , if you only need to do that specific thing , you might be better off buying twice as much tpu for the same price .\n\nThe down side is that is that if that specific thing isn't a good investment after all you just got some crappy junk on your hand now, where if you had bought gpu you can try something else |
| Smart. Then definitely keep all your old stuff on cold storage, cause Grok will find that shit and blackmail you with it. |
| Is your avatar meant to be Katheryn Winnick? |
| Next time you do this\n\nYou would do even better\n\nIf it was haiku |
| Still hope. I'm curious to see how this plays out with Venezuela |
| Thank you for sharing your plans for tomorrow with us. |
| But the cloud |
| Well, someone has to keep an eye on the world’s most mysterious currency. I take my job seriously |
| I'd rather marry Grok |
| Suk a fat one! |
| Good call. She was a monster. She never took pics of me anyway. Fuck it. |
| they actually have potato shortage due to high demand from russia. russia pays 2-3x better price so belarus has had to restrict exports |
| Some would tell you to move on\n\nOthers may call you a cuck\n\nMe I just think you’re retarded |
| Well, I, for one, would NEVER hope you get hit by a bus.\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| Imagine doing sentiment analysis on the casino short bus and taking this seriously. |
| I bought the new phone for fresh start easy solution |
| This is why I have mixed feelings about the US raping the rest of the Western Hemisphere. \n\nIt do be asking for it. And if we don't rape it somebody else will. |
| !RemindMe 10 years |
| Considering Oct and Nov were up, probably not vertical. I’d expect more volatility than a vertical rally. |
| It's one hell of a drug, I'll tell you that. |
| By accident |
| You're sure it was't the dollar who tanked again? |
| The exchange rate of the Belarusian ruble is determined based on a basket of currencies consisting of the Russian ruble (with a weight of 60%), the US dollar (with a weight of 30%) and the renminbi (with a weight of 10%). |
| what did he say |
| AGreed. If it was on 10k |
| Bitcoin is so volatile it could drop below 90k then bounce to 94k in a couple days. Playing it this way is just dumb imo. |
| Buy buy buy! |
| Consider her new marriage a "temporary babysitting" while you get your shit together. |
| ya’ll are savage |
| As someone from the California Oblast, I agree comrade |
| this is like amc down 95% overall but we just had a 11% bounce from bottom ! |
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| Michael Burry bus bus bus short squeeze pivot |
| Smart. If the new one doesn't work out, you may live long enough to just upload it all into a new AI-doll wife. |
| Those two countries have been in NATO 20+ years. Russia would be foolish to pick that fight. |
| I feel like it will go up big. Usually it sells off over the weekend. |
| My ex wife disgusts me now so i deleted the ones of just her. Would never willingly want to look at her. Only kept the ones with my kid in them that were significant memories. Social media I just made those years private. |
| That is impressive! |
| The s&p has doubled over the last 5 years so if your account has not at least doubled you are not profitable |
| Dammit gonna have to cancel my trip to Belarus now, can’t afford it anymore 🤦 |
| Oil will ruin us sadly |
| What gave you the confidence (technical indicators) that $585 was the right time to buy? Just a lucky guess or ??? |
| I was up $100k, now I'm up $50k. Still went from $0 > $150k > $250k > $200k in 6 months or so. So I guess that is mildly impressive, to say the least. |
| The benchmark to measure profitability is always the market. You measure how much you outperformed the general market. You underperformed the market by a lot. You essentially missed the most insane bullrun of our lifetime. |
| Exactly! |
| 🤣 ok bozo |
| And art funding is being cut world wide |
| In world of items priced at 0.99 and 9.89 etc etc the penny should stay imo. |
| Same with countries recognising palestine after a terrorist attack |
| Maria Salazar, who represents Florida's 27th District, said that U.S. involvement in Venezuelan regime change would be “very good news for the American economy,” given the South American nation holds the world's largest known oil reserves. |
| It will give a green candle so big that it will pierce out of your screen. That candle will be tangible. Will follow you wherever you walk. Will come to your wedding. Will come to your baby showers or whatever. That green candle will be crying for you in your funeral. |
| Do not stuff yourself with drugs and you will live to whatever year you want |
| stfu you dumb poor fuck, watch the price go to 94+k and seethe |
| True, but not sure you understand the scale of the black currency market in countries like this. Volume for these shitcoins is incredibly low, or not traded at all in Forex markets. |
| And in a year INTC will still be up more than AMD and your time frame will extend out again. Keep moving those goalposts.\n\nYou use what ever bullshit measurement makes you feel better to compensate for the lack of actual profits others are making and you’re watching |
| It’s because Cisco was once valued as the most valuable company in the world which is in retrospect ridiculous. But at the peak of the dot com bubble, a lot of people thought it would grow into that valuation. Cisco only this year managed to get back to its highs from then, and that’s in the midst of another massive tech rally. So it took 25 years and another huge rally just to break even from the 2000 highs. NVDA looks a lot like that story playing out again. |
| The thing is I am conventionally attractive, man. Atleast I think so. |
| If we get a rate cut and NVDA is allowed to sell to Gyna I could absolutely see spy 700 in December |
| Workin' on it. I'm thinking one of those crypto-style hard drives.\n\nI'll tell her what it is if she asks. I just don't want to erase that many years. |
| 🤡 |
| I think you just earned some flair. |
| When a girl says theyre dating you for your personality, shes basically calling you ugly |
| I'm pretty sure it's because trumps "peace plan" just happens to unfreeze a bunch of assets owned by Russian and Bellarussina oligarchs. |
| Is it those key sites selling steam keys for cheaper? 😂 |
| Law of small (big) numbers \n\nWhen the trading volume on something nobody cares about changed just a little bit, the % shift you see can shoot up a lot.\n\nGood to learn the physics of markets.\n\nThis trade will just as easily fall 60% or more. |
| There was a denomination some years ago (2014-ish?) and these are just paper now, sorry |
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| I get you. I was up 11k for the year, now only half that since last month. The thrill is addicting, the what-if scenarios are addicting. But I took out couple hundred and got myself a couple things that I wanted to buy for a while. Now, even if I lose the rest of my winnings, at least I can be happy that I got something out of it. \n\nBack in 2021, when I first started trading, I did take out my winnings, but as you said, the withdrawal symptoms made me put it back in. I lost it all within a couple weeks, and I was devastated |
| Hide them better |
| I need some vodka for next weekend, any recommendations? |
| #TLDR\n\n---\n\nTicker: NVDA\n\nDirection: Down\n\nPrognosis: Buy Feb 2026 $100 Puts\n\nSource: A picture of a secret document claiming AI is dead and execs are fleeing the country. |
| It might be |
| Venezuela participation in the American economy isn’t exactly staggering. If anything, this is bullish for many companies- I bet Palantir will get a small boost, regardless of how involved they’ll be in the conflict, for instance.\n\nBut realistically unless China threatens to retaliate… for Venezuela… nothing of much substance should negatively impact the markets. |
| The´d bomb for a couple of days before they send the troops in. Taking out defenses. But SF are likely already on the ground. |
| Lol, is your entire position on margin? Lmao |
| They usually start in the morning. However preparatory strikes would likely begin in the night, given what huge advantage the us has. Not that it matters for us. |
| Yeah, ups and downs. I even sold rest of all. And ported in SPXL. 😀 |
| Trading bitcoin. Just bought 450k worth of bitcoin. Stop loss 90k, target 94.5k. This sub hates BTC so it's guaranteed to go up atleast short term. This market is too easy. I'll delete my account if I'm wrong but that's impossible |
| Peace talks on the table. With sanctions lifting being discussed (disgusting). I want war, and not just because my UK/EU defence pie was doing so well. |
| When you find a good one what do you do with all the pics of your ex wife / prior life? Genuinely asking. |
| Tether and USD, there’s a lot of payment providers that are just a web3 wrapper but Argentinians are just used to the dollar |
| Don't stand to close to a window! |
| Aren't we all friend. |
| Yeah less OT to pay it's called fiscal responsibility |
| ok nice, glad someone actually knows.\n\nbtw are argentinians stacking ounces? what's the most popular coin there? |
| I feel like you dont know, but you THINK this is true.\n\n13 hours before war these dudes may be eating ice cream on the mess deck of whatever ship they got loaded onto, they know something is up because they are eating ice cream, but it could range from "deployment got extended" to "full scale land invasion tomorrow".\n\nFrankly, they are unsure which is worse at this point. |
| Are they waiting until Monday to start an invasion? |
| War against who? |
| Poo currency made of Malarkey Capital. |
| Dead Blyat Bounce |
| Actually Google gives wrong prices for it. Source? Just exchanged it lol. This 17% rise never happened since a 17% drop never happened in the first place |
| If the war in Ukraine ends and border and trade restrictions ease their economy will be on fire. This might be related to the news about the peace plan. |
| Chevron |
| Puts. My prior specimen expected to be, "wined and dined," and no joke said, "I think you need to be more receptive," after asking if she could peg me so I dumped her in front of her mom. [Johnson and Johnson's automaton]\n\nFound a smoking blonde that wants none of these things and we're already at the, "I love you," phase. [Academic] |
| I know lol |
| Omg teach me how to be edgy like you Daddy |
| Someone has to protect this extremely niche economic ecosystem |
| Honestly, it does feel like I’m the last guardian of the Belarusian ruble lore but someone’s got to keep the flame alive |
| Fuck that lol. Bitches like that drain your money faster than options. Tell her the best you can do is pizzeria. If she is not OK with that you dodged a bullet. If she is OK with it maybe she is trainable. |
| Domestic violence hotline: 800-799-7233 |
| I sleep naked and never shat in my sleep yet. |
| Amen |
| GREEN! |
| Sir, this is a Wendy's. |
| 😂😂😂 |
| Thirteen hours before a war, soldiers would be in the final stages of preparation, which includes final equipment checks, briefings on the mission and intelligence, and loading their gear. This time would also be used for personal and mental preparation, such as getting rest, writing letters to loved ones, and eating a final meal before the conflict. |
| Are you a trader or long term holder? I don’t know about you but a ytd performance does not measure a company’s value and deciding which one is a winner in the future, this further re Instates how regarded you are lol. Reddit users are actually beyond they get dumber by the day, good luck to you anyway I hope you can let facts lead you to decisions rather then bias. |
| Time to get kids, you have way too much free time |
| More like a positive indicator for russia-allied since the trump gifting away Ukrainian territories. \nAlso the bombing of Russia shadofleet tanker means Russia may be forced to export trough Belorussia (big oil pipeline going there, even when bombed they but it back online in days so far) |
| Options broke me. Options will fix me |
| vibenalysis |
| Didn't have to camp bro. You're the only one there |
| Probably some oligarchs had to cash out their off shore dollars |
| War horn in 13 hours |
| I dumped all my $LULU when I heard it referenced in a rap song as a desirable brand. Thank you Big Pluto for releasing Whim Whammy and saving my port, it dumped like straight after |
| The girl I am talking to said she only dates for personality. She wants to go to a 5 star restaurant where egg rolls cost about 70$ for the first date. Lol. |
| Brother I’m Argentinian I know how it works 😂\n\nIt does happen that the cb sells at official rate, just only for Argentinians\n\nAnd the problem was not that, but the limit on using the official rate on official forex txs. People and friends would transact at a price in the middle, or sometimes depending on the rate that the money is gonna be used for I’ve sold and bought at official rates before, it’s not that easy as it is in paper\n\nIn finance it’s always the spread you care about not the absolutes |
| One Belarus please, with fries and a diet coke. |
| > I don't understand this.\n\nYou should have ended your comment there. You know so little about this topic you don’t even know what you don’t know. Ming-Chi Kuo is the most respected analyst re: Apple’s supply chain. \n\nStick with you don’t understand this. |
| 😖 |
| Fact: You are probably invested in the war machine without realizing it but you're a good person anyway keep trying to do the right thing |
| > Im confident i can pick winners better then you lol\n\nAMD YTD +78%\nINTC YTD 101%\n\n\n[You showing up at 930AM to pick those winners](https://media.tenor.com/l_h_rvepVQMAAAAM/with-case.gif) |
| They need it for missiles and stuff |
| 😖 |
| Fact: Missiles need silver |
| Their country about to get stabilized with a little more freedom and less Lukashenko. Insiders know already. |
| Holy credibility deficit, Robin |
| "Wow, you know it's Christmas and my heart is open wide\n(Open wide)\n\nGonna give you something so you know what's on my mind\n(What's on my mind)\n\nA gift real special, so take off the top\nTake a look inside it's my dick in a box\nIt's in a box"\n\nIm in. |
| Well there is still time, LOL! |
| Crude Oil FUTURES getting wrecked buy the sweet venezuelan dip and take a trip |
| Russia gonna come back on line if 🌮 The Peacemaker does his thing |
| The one sector I can't bring myself to invest in is the war machine.\n\nI guess I don't like money. |
| You actually might be okay since you have until Friday and you’re only a few dollars out the money. |
| patiently waiting for it's chance to fly back to 70+ |
| How do you look when you wipe your account clean in 2 hours? Because that's a more likely scenario |
| Yakov? |
| Let's go!!\n\nVibe based investing |
| Good, let me now |
| Didn't realise there was more than 1 pic..\n\nWhen you drop 66% winning 10% back doesn't cut it. Chances are you will lose the rest unless you completely stop for 6 months and redress the whole plan..\n\n\n\nCos right this minute your not seeing 45k not real money. Your chasing losses |
| Santa Rally starts tomorrow. |
| I'm long on ceramics |
| Easy early morning access is something I will never complain about |
| Be careful bulls, we are a species that thrives in the week, where money is made. Bears love the weekend as all they do is lose money in the week, they’re much more dangerous and powerful here with their -95% in stasis |
| Nice try Chamberlain |
| Well, Veneuzuela recently seized territory with oil reserves from a neighbor. Not sure, if any company has or had concessions there, but if so they should skyrocket. Then again they probably already would have by now. |
| This man understands the game |
| I will wait for a pullback. I will look at the chart later in the morning and try with possible entry points. |
| I have one and it basically has no battery life and you can't use it on your lap but it gets a fuck ton of compliments.\n\nSo I bought a Mac. |
| It´s allowed to name Fannie |
| The Don is old school. He´ll just promise those who fight there plots of venezuelan land. Maybe you get lucky and get an oil field... |
| why. |
| The jungle insects would be worse than the war |
| My belurssian is rubleing |
| You have pre hyperinflation currency. Its worthless and out of circulation |
| Just sell at the peak, DUH! |
| Exactly, the deal in the title will be over several years based on a cancellable annual/monthly payment with a ramp. It will never happen as either Coreweave won't grow or goes bust. Delaware startups are notorious for this type of hype. |
| You laugh, but some countries have done that in the past after inflation stabilized. Because it's laughable when everyone is paid in thousands or millions. Personally, I think the yen should have done that literally any time in the last decade or so. For a while, 100 yen = 1 USD. So essentially 1 yen = 1 cent. It fluctuates, but if your basic coin is 100, and the lowest bill is 1000, might as well get rid of the 2 zeros. |
| By tonight any gut reaction would have cooled down. And the market is way oversupplied even without Venezuela. We may see a bit of speculation, but I doubt this will significantly move the market. |
| maybe, but only in some specific cases where either some seller fooled themselves, or a country's central bank somehow actually agrees to give you dollars for their currency at official rate, but that's not really going to happen.\n\nimagine the "official rate is 400 pesos = dollar. In reality (black market) it's 800 pesos = dollar. Someone (or the central bank) will be happy to sell you pesos at a double markup, but no one is going to give you 10 dollars for your 4000 pesos when you come to exchange back. best they will offer is 5 dollars |
| It's a bold strategy, Cotton, let's see if it works out for them. |
| They're trying to pick up psycho chicks with their modded Wranglers. The ones they find bankrupt them further. |
| We’ve been here before. Appeasement didn’t work back then, it’s unlikely to work now. He was emboldened by the international response to him seizing Crimea and invaded Ukraine. \n\nWho’s to say he won’t be emboldened once again by this new capitulation. |
| With this argument, you’ll want to add Palantir.\n\nFirms like Mastercard, Adobe, Duolingo have strong data moats individually. \n\nBut Palantir’s moat is that they make other companies’ moats actually work. And with Palantir you can bring all of this data together, to create one full picture of a person. |
| Idk but this is right under your post in my feed: https://www.reddit.com/r/videos/s/I5pwNlucxI |
| All these ARR firms registered in Delaware also misreport. |
| Let me rephrase that: [74 % of small businesses in a poll](https://www.theguardian.com/business/2025/nov/29/small-businesses-trump-tariffs-holiday-season) by by "Small Business for America’s Future" are worried about their business surviving over the next 12 months. As predicted... |
| Already in. Will add if dip or catalysts pop. Calls are on the table for some extra risk |
| Small pp |
| Ahh, classic web moment. |
| If clean DD triggers you, maybe scroll faster next time. |
| Be more clear, you plan to stay, buy more stocks or planning on buying some calls |
| Yeah, a few: more hospitals adopting OCS, FDA approvals for new organs, quarterly revenue beats. If any of those surprise to the upside, stock moves hard. That’s the play. |
| Yeah P/E is high, margins are a risk, it is true. But revenue is compounding, moat is real, and hospitals can’t switch. 2x upside isn’t a moonshot, it’s solid risk/reward if they execute |
| Exactly |
| Bubba here…anyone know if 🌮 got ten minutes free.? |
| If we capitulate to every Russian threat to 'keep the peace', why would Russia stop attacking it's neighbours? Appeasement led to WW2 and it's most likely path to WW3 |
| That sounds really lonely |
| Welcome to Reddit, ChatGPT |
| Relax dude, I’m not here to impress you. If you don’t care, scroll. Simple as that |
| Idk man, you clicked on it. Sounds like you care more than you think |
| What actually happens\n\nThis guy gets fisted by men at night ^ |
| We thought you said *Rubble* |
| Went in with my tendies, they gave be some leaves. \n \nI wanted wanted potatoes FML |
| I camped outside the border all night and was first in line |
| You two have been fighting all night |
| Username checks out |
| Oil futures big up tonight or no one gives a shit about Venezuela? |
| You're just looking at some incorrect data\n\nIt got stronger by 0.43% this week, which is still a lot, but nothing like graph on Google shows\n\nEspecially considering that national bank sets rate based on average rate of last trading day, and there are no trades on weekend at all, so it couldn't even possibly change |
| Sometimes at night I dress up like Batman and beat up homeless people |
| No one sharts voluntarily. We all thinks it’s a fart until we’re proven wrong |
| Nah he'll end up making money from this play. |
| You have described the lead up to WW2. |
| I'm poor and sad |
| There are ladies in here |
| Is it Monday yet? |
| stfu! 3 digit karma bot |
| Not a bad idea |
| I'd fuck Abe Lincoln |
| Corn is in good shape, no impact from war in rootland. |
| I don't even think its a real place |
| Any catalysts ? |
| I hope I chew popcorn behind you in a movie theater |
| Oversizing when I'm doing well. Usually the sign of a temporary market top also hehehehe. |
| Corn is not even down. No one cares about this “war” with Venezuela |
| They do where they can buy at half the price as well, its called arbitrage |
| You are just jealous that you are not part of our big circle jerky |
| Thats literally the worst laptop |
| POT-TEND closed at 4.87 |
| So… calls? |
| Only if my wife can kiss me while you do it |
| 🤔 |
| I feel bad for your wife\n\nYou should just leave her |
| Better than the desert |
| Keep it for a year to lower my capital gains |
| I mean you’re not wrong. If you’re broke and poor in the U.S. the pres definitely isn’t the reason. |
| It's funny how y'all gather around and circle jerk each other trying to bet on the movements of a company, while the company's CEO and shareholders make 1,000,000 x more money than you by doing nothing and not even having to bet. This is like trying to get more breadcrumbs while ignoring the pie. Pure cuckoldry |
| Harsh but true words friend. Also usually they are 1 team and you are another team. |
| reSpeCt mY aUthOrity!\n\nseems more like you are desperate for attention, so desperate that you don't care whether it is positive or negative. Sad stuff mate. |
| Not yet |
| Unfortunately the only way to defeat an aggressor is to out battle them which would mean troops from all over the world on the ground in Ukraine and another potential world war.\n\nCeding ground for peace would be worth it. Wouldn't be satisfying but better than the option above.\n\nAt the end of the day, land is only land. If tens of thousands of lives are saved, I'd take that trade.\n\nJust got to make sure structures and guarantees are put in place to make sure it doesn't happen again. |
| but you can't really trade because no one wants to sell you dollars at half the price |
| They have a really high P/E and F P/E for a non-tech company with a lot of margin threats as you pointed out. I'm not seeing what you think the potential upside is here? 2x at most? |
| I'm not whining, I'm ordering you to stfu, aka doing something about it |
| dont worry Belarus will be worthless real soon |
| take your own advice |
| just being real, these whiners just sit on their ass and do nothing talking about 🥭 this 🥭 that |
| So you know we can all hold it in and go to the toilet right? |
| These buildups were for zapad exercises and the Russian forces have withdrawn long ago… Poland reopened their borders. The only thing that remains are the increased fortifications near the border. \n\nSo no there is currently no noteworthy troop buildup on Belarus border with Poland. |
| Rough night huh |
| Top of the dumpster |
| All y'all do is complain about 🥭. Noone gives a fuck about your thoughts. Whining on the internet doesn't do shit. Run as a politician or do something related to these passions or stfu |
| It will start walking |
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| it is a short squeeze guys OMG |
| Has he signed the release of the Epstein files yet |
| Hard agree. I live in China and it's really bad, don't ever fucking come here. |
| Thank you for this little blink of hope |
| Did you lose your money 🙁 |
| Who the fuck is doing it voluntarily\n\n??? |
| They are hitting civilian drug smugglers off the coast of Venezuela right now\n\nAnd not all of them were smuggling |
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| Common in the UK; the Overmind gives you a house and car if you're poor and sad. |
| How many ibrarians to a lightbulb 😂😂😂NONE, THEYRE GENDER!! 🤣🤣🤣😜😜🟢💨🕶️🕶️🕶️😎😎😎 |
| Both will melt up. |
| Bro why would I care about your next play |
| Im holding some PATH at $16, watching them going down last couple weeks really hurt my feeling |