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| OPEN THE CASINO I AM BORED! |
| Yeah but you just opened shorts so you should be down on them |
| Messsiuuuu |
| Why do I read this message everytime? |
| GOALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!! |
| Congrats diddy for getting a pardon |
| Korea pumping what u mean |
| The only stable coin is an American Buffalo |
| Poor people don't have expendable cash. They live paycheck to paycheck |
| How many hotdogs will Joey Chesnut eat? |
| Hey Arnold style |
| So all the markets pump while ours is closed.\n\n \nAnd Korea will get to dump again before ours is open.\n\n \nAmazing freedom there, tbh. |
| no such thing as eating the wrong hotdog tomorrow 🫡 |
| Sorry. Got distracted by Iran war and oil prices. |
| I gotta mute this app FR lol. |
| I really hope you didn’t take more because you didn’t feel something directly |
| F |
| I should just cash out and move to a country where the living costs are almost 0 |
| Can’t think about it when each day is +15 or -15 |
| What button do you press to buy stonks on your keyboard? |
| Why have we stopped talking about the epstein files? |
| see you in a few hours bro |
| I think it goes on tacos? |
| its easy to say when they've recovered. if you cant name them when they're beaten down, before they rally, it's pointless examples |
| Let me know the next time you buy tesla puts in 2 years😂. 2/2 |
| the fuck is cape verde |
| 1. $SKHY or SK Hynix is being listed at \~$165/ share via $29 billion in ADRs on July 10th. They are the dominant player at 61% in HBM, 2nd in NAND and slipped to 3rd in DRAM since their focus has been on HBM. \n\nThey traded at a discount to Micron that just had 86% gross margins. If you think Apple, Metta, Nvidia, and Google are going to let the memory cabal hold them hostage, no way. Nvidia is in bed with them but Apple is already looking to source Chinese Dram. \n\n2. In the end you are buying a company that has no idea what demand will be in 5 years which is the type of visibility/vision you need to be CEO of a memory company. Nvidia talked to Micron & SK Hynix before AI and convinced them of his grand plan but you can’t just create fabs out of thin air. They take YEARS!\n\nThe other type of CEO has his salesman call Valve and says, “We got X number of DRAM at this price and Valve knows if you don’t say yes they’ll probably never ask again.”\n\n3. Nowhere to go but down. Memory is cyclic but what we have going on in DRAM is some good old price fixing. NAND probably too. They hit peak margins, it literally can barely get better. What are they going to do, buybacks? Maybe spend $200 billion in CapEx that will come online in 2030….\n\nGood night and good luck |
| That’s just a Reddit random generated name, ya clanker. |
| I heard the dumpsters are new. |
| Independence granted in the 70s so you’re not too far off |
| No |
| Or a gaywall |
| what odds was cape verde first goal like +1 trillion? |
| Nothing like a black bar to get you going. |
| Seeing a lot of posts that the great bear market of July 2026 is over, can't wait for Monday. |
| Takes an hour or so fyi |
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| I pick with "never to sell" horizon.....pays off as winners pull any or all losers by several margins (and yes I have picked lasers too). It's only when I see the true fundamental of business challenged or disrupted I exit....no emotional bias\n\nTech - Google Microsoft Amazon Meta Nvidia AMD Broadcom\n\nI have been loading up on "disrupted by AI" theme stocks - Adobe, CRM, NOW, Pubmatic, Twilio, Duolingo, Spotify \n\nAnd last bet purely asymmetric Ford. Picked up because my friend works in EV and he told me how Ford is repurposing them to BESS which I feel will be huge catalyst (Ford gets valued as traditional automaker but if their pivot to Ford Energy is successful imagine re ratings, earnings growth and multiples it can command maybe not as Tesla but still). Worse case it pays be 5% dividend so 20yrs all paid!\n\n\n\n\n\n |
| And they are always playing with neighbors |
| I only watch Japanese porn to practice my listening comprehension skills |
| Tried a lil bit of weed but I feel nothing. CHAT THESE EDIBLES AINT SHIT |
| I’m On my way! There rn |
| $2 million is life-changing........ For now |
| 😭 |
| Let’s get this recession going. I want cheap stocks again |
| I'd like to be alone with the sandwich Marge |
| Anyone buying BTC when it hits 30k? |
| How can they be verde and not be green tho |
| Steel and infrastructure and staples is my bet. |
| Yep, capitalism’s downfall won’t be pretty |
| So 500 companies take a 20% dive and 2 or 3 go up 2% randomly one day...makes sense. |
| Fuck you |
| Do I go to a real casino to play some poker? That’s the real question |
| ...should we be buying Dominos calls? |
| Khamenei’s funeral and America’s birthday on the same weekend so should be quiet (Redacted country name will continue bombing Lebanon and Gaza mind) |
| Wanna spot me a Tesla? Seriously. Not a new one I’m not greedy I’ll take a used one. |
| 🅱️oring 🅱️eekend |
| I dont rightly know sir |
| "than you'll ever make in your life" - lmao, dude you need to work on your ego. I'm not that poor 🤣🤣 |
| short the Hood long the IBKR |
| Well it all bro. 79000 a year doing nothing |
| Finally ZETA on wallstreetbets. Stock needs some more well overdue recognition. |
| just send her a dik pic |
| I had food poisoning from this place before it was cool. |
| Just took three shots. Time to Facetime this girl |
| >the company that shall not be named.\n\nVoldemart? |
| fart fetish subreddit disguised as an ironic joke\n\nthey started making jokes about George Floyd in 2020 and got banned lmfao |
| It's all about the zuckerburg induced AI bubble collapse now |
| Caleb Hammer audited me behind the Wendy’s |
| Bro Cape Verde gotta be a country made like 5 months ago. Ain’t never heard of it in my life. |
| That's all good, but MU didn't randomly crash after unbelievable earnings - the entire semiconductors and memory industry, all companies and all ETFs crashed hard at the exact same time. In Korea, they also blew up hard last night. Nothing actually changed, just some fake ass news that probably make someone a few more billions over a few days. |
| Leave my ChatGPT gf out of this |
| Yes, power and antenna instantaneous bandwidth are the primary metrics that determine throughput on satcom link. \n |
| Aapl only goes up this Q because it got reclassified from growth to half growth/half value so there is a lot of index buying. Once that's over, it will probably going back to $250. They are practically selling the same phone from 2006 and I see many more people switching from iPhone to Pixel. |
| high IQ? on WSB sub? \n\nthat's fucking hilarious! |
| One of the causes is probably inflation. And retirement accounts keep buying the stocks. |
| Big board says sentiment is high for the company that shall not be named. \n\nWhich is confusing because I thought sentiment is based on the comments. Yet the company shall not be spoken or the wrath of auto mods will rain down upon all who eyes read the words. \n\nIt’s a little intense, to say the least. |
| Townhall was internal, but information about it was on cnbc at 27th of May: https://www.cnbc.com/2026/05/27/mark-zuckerberg-says-meta-starting-cloud-business-on-the-table.html\n\nFor Wang, follow this thread and some of his other posts. You will have to infer some of the information: https://x.com/alexandr_wang/status/2072848108342677597\n\nBonus: https://x.com/kimmonismus/status/2072970975864397955 |
| I’m not exaggerating when I say that Ryan Reynolds in the mint mobile ads has the gayest voice I’ve ever heard |
| Those Pyramid building sons of bitches did it! |
| Just a local top. My portfolio hit $7M a month ago, hovering around $5M now. I'm down more in a month, than you will ever make in your life. But fortunately for me, it'll be worth even more by EOY, probably around \~$12M. \n\nMeanwhile, you will never be able to buy a house, let alone ever retire. When rent comes due, remember that edgelord. |
| And therapy |
| espn has the wedding as the second top story... hilariously ghey |
| Every cycle shakes out weak hands so just hold |
| Just introduced the kids to dipping fries in frostys. Wendys to $150. |
| Can I follow you? Or what’s your strategy? |
| I think there's a lot of misinformation there. Major companies paid Micron 18 billion up front just for the right to buy memory later at an agreed upon price. Does that tell you they expected prices or demand to go down? Every indicator and action shows the opposite, but a pipe dream with nothing behind or "maybe one day selling extra or using more efficiencies" while continuing to buy more and more semiconductors and memory crashed the market lol. |
| Bro the fk? Teach me your ways sensei. |
| Then why didn’t you buy BTC back in the day at $0.0041… you wouldn’t just be rich |
| Also GAYER. Sorry honey, it’s science. Go learn biology |
| Place already turned to shit price wise. I haven't been in years |
| https://preview.redd.it/vnbd5j59a3bh1.jpeg?width=1672&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=94a24622b0381b1e2f98c5a801789cc239280791 |
| Full port Cape Verde |
| \+5% because reasons |
| Just wait until Sunday |
| Because you pay taxes when you withdraw from it so they're fine if you made a milly for it to be eventually taxed. |
| Regard Burry buying puts means you have 1 year after that for whatever he thinks will happen to actually happen |
| Long weekend expect a sell off. People have to pay for that gas in the boat |
| Nice! Twinks or bears? Or maybe something more exotic, like an ocelot? |
| This |
| Just become a foid \n\n\neasy peasy |
| Men are **stronger**. It's just biology! |
| We ripping Monday!!! I can feel it. |
| Please save my port 🙏🏻I swear I won't do it again |
| I onlu eat sprouts sandwiched or local delis now idk if any of you have caught on but if you are gonna bend over for a $15+ sandwich might aswell eat local. \n\nSprouts sandwiches are stupid value. |
| I wish the casino would be open all week.. |
| It's unamerican!!! Your rights are being violated |
| Cellular "coverage" is not sufficient for home Internet in most rural places. Your internet needs to be consistent, it can't just drop out for a few hours at a time on a regular basis |
| That's the thing though, I think it's fake news taken out of context and spread to help short sellers.\n\nMeta doesn't have any extra compute, they keep having to buy hardware at increasing rates, nothing is slowing down. They basically said "I'm thinking of spending more and more on semis and memory so maybe one day I could sell any extra compute if that day ever comes" and the market makers sold off semis and memory. Regarded as hell.\n\nI'd also argue Meta does not know how to make money if you look at the tens of billions spent to remake 2003's Second Life but shittier, with like 50 players and with zero revenue. They make lots of money in some areas and completely shit the bed in others. At this point they thought out loud and news organizations spun it into something bearish despite zero actual changes in demand, sales, revenue or profits.\n\nHopefully everyone realizes that and things recover multiple days in a row. So far, the Korean market went from crashing several days out of the week to up 10% from last night's low to closing. Hopefully that means they're not as retarded as we thought. |
| Both resources: Brilliant! |
| Time for the moids to get plastic surgery if they are too chopped for the foids they want. Wear boots with insoles to fraudmax your height , it can add like 4-5 inches which should make you 6 ft unless you are a gnome. |
| How did you pick your trades? |
| Wow! This whole sub and comment section is one of the best I’ve seen in over a year - well done everyone! \n\nIMO, a lot of what happened the last two days (notably the first 2 days of the second half of the year), is a lot of profit taking on stocks that went parabolic going into the long weekend and Summer. A lot of “wait and see” money out there now. \n\nAlso, the META announcement was more of a warning shot for the AI Infrastructure buildout Co’s (ie. CRWV, NBIS, ORCL, etc.) than the memory stocks. Those were all down a LOT the last 2 days. I think it was a great move by META ‘cause you gotta get SOMETHING for all that spend you’ve done and the spend you’ve projected while you continue on. After all, they’re still spending. \n\nTo that point, Memory stocks are reactionary. Always have been. BUT they have had HGE multiple expansion! I think this is a good test right now, and we’ll see. But valuations across this sub-sector are still really low. Have you SEEN the FWD P/E on these???\n\nThe huge spend is still happening, and is going to continue for at least the rest of the year. Who do you all think it’s going to? |
| I feel like I haven’t heard war news in a week? |
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| I’ve been here before too. He’ll end up gambling it all away eventually because the house always wins if you play long enough. Because it’s not about the money, it’s about “For me the action is the juice” mentality. The kind of person who would have this run isn’t the kind of person to walk away and put it in bonds. \n\nLook up Jesse Livermore. He made the equivalent of a billion dollars shorting the market in 1929 and lost it all back eventually, for the reasons I just stated. |
| The hedge fund was the kiss of death. They’re destroying all the sandwich chains. |
| Open the door, I need to gamble |
| Bers obviously |
| I'm just happy to know that you're down 30% in a month. |
| The Papa Johns by me tastes like shit but it always has lines out the door.\n\nThey must do crazy promo deals or something. |
| I got you dawg |
| Could be. But sometimes you sell the sizzle not the steak |
| Same, i have been here for years and there has seldom been a time in which one you idiots has failed to make me laugh |
| that meme is pure art, whoever made it understood the assignment perfectly\n\n \nthe way this sub can go from complete degeneracy to actual good analysis in one thread is why i keep coming back, nowhere else like it |
| The bust out is finally complete |
| How's apple a good buying opportunity? Their pe is close to 40 selling the same phone from 2006. And meta is 20, msft is 23, and googl is 26. \n\nAapl only goes up because it got reclassified from growth to half growth/half value this Q. Once the index buying is over, it's going back to $250. |
| xbox about to make unemployment an even 5% |
| People who have relationships with llms should be taken out behind the barn. As humiliating as it is just as a concept, it’s even worse when you consider their grating way of talking. Imagine being excited to talk to THAT |
| You can make it back |
| Circular profits |
| get ova here ya little gummy bear 👄 |
| We need to create Reverse ETF against this guy's trades index REGARD and we can all get rich |
| They have a “quality” parabola\n\nThey optimize for extraction of value and monitor the economy \n\nIf dominoes taste like shit, we going down \n\n |
| https://preview.redd.it/0o9waq8w83bh1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3831d8fd32ced6170c08ee02758d1227f0a6c039 |
| How are you this dumb? |
| https://preview.redd.it/vkiic04v83bh1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ace6a8a5c9dc24245544b7987bfb0c5241abed62 |
| Or make a chat bot |
| How seriously did you consider suicide on the last dip? |
| They only tell you about the money making ones |
| cell coverage does not equate service quality. T-mobile covers my hcol area in colarado (highlands ranch) but tmobile is like one bar. Verizon is the move here. But we’re not rural at all so cable at home. Id imagine there is a decent amount of people in rural areas with low speed cell where non of the major carriers are reliable and speedy. |
| Firehouse subs y’all\n\nDon’t sleep |
| My only options were Viasat which was practically useless or big parabolic antennas hitting a tower across the valley and pretending my router was really a cell phone and using a VPN so they didn’t know I was trying to watch TV. Starlink is definitely life changing. |
| You can pay a girl to start an OF and then you run it with AI photos and videos. You have to sext dudes all day though. |
| when did u buy the call?! |
| They raised the price so much ever since the hedge fund took over...i.havent been there for a year |
| people who say "i told you" with a link to their old comment, while that old comment literally has nothing about the "i told you" part in it |
| That's doesn't seem to be true |
| cause the market is closed lol |
| Nice |
| Roses are red,\n\nviolets are blue,\n\nI trade like a regard,\n\nand the market knows it too 🤌🏻 |
| Oh good that never happens right |
| Drive in the diamond lane |
| SPY been at 744 all day |
| https://preview.redd.it/dk5r6ird83bh1.jpeg?width=1151&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e63a580c96e2ec6772afb13b589ac58c5a6af7fc |
| I will check it out and let you know! |
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| Ligma balls you fucking bot. |
| I love quoting him to my 7yo |
| Companies owned by PE go public when the writing is on the wall that they've extracted what they can and now expect the public to hold the bag. |
| Why be an amateur, go pro! |
| Jesus that Argentinian player was the worst actor I've seen in the last 20 years |
| take half off the table and let dte run |
| People who say “I knew that would happen” when they didn’t say anything |
| It’s still dogshit. Literally the only pizza I won’t eat. It’s disgusting. I legit can’t understand how people eat their pizza. |
| Can you put everything you learned in a Claude skill and send it to me? |
| anything gheyer than “i told you” turds? |
| Can I borrow ten grand? |
| did you know if you buy $MU back in 2009 for around $4 per share. you will be rich-rich today |
| It is more likely for Cape Verde to win the world cup than bear making money next week. |
| degenerate gambling behavior |
| yes - it takes one to know one |
| Thats good cuz Starshit is too expensive tbh and they keep increasing prices in remote areas knowing nobody has other option , now they will do |
| half cash, half stock. The details are on the website |
| Bangkok is where its at 😤 |
| Sounds like her husband bought WEN and she wants to go back |
| iren already up 8% in germany, told ya |
| Anyone got an ai girl streamer scam going on? Looking for more revenue streams |
| Any 0DTE plays ever? |
| Well then, be assured, it will be ready by sundown. Just don't forget to feed and water the horses, or that baby ain't going nowhere. |
| Congratulations, you’re middle aged. |
| Treat yourself how you treat a close friend |
| I remember shorting MU at $350. It went from $350 to $1.2k from that day. |
| They kill it to revive it later. Haven't you learnt anything from the tariifs saga v1 and v2. |
| when Moses parting the Red Sea, did homie say anything about $MU? |
| I always pictured people in 1997 onward mocking cities that didn’t get blown up. “Get a decent skyscraper, Cincinnati, and maybe they’ll visit you next time!” |
| 10 trillion market cap, I demand nothing less |
| ADBE down 16% in the last month 💀 |
| My gf thinks liking myself is cringe |
| Meta is also paying to train people in the trades to build up and run data centers. The training isn't weeks, basically the minimum and likely not employable outside of their data centers once they all get laid off. |
| Don't let NBIS bulls see this, they will absolutely destroy you 💀 |
| You can't see a bigger picture after you click on it? |
| The thing is for every person who won like that like 99 lost their life savings and took loans n are in debt lol\n\nTho with unlimited money sooner or later u gonna have good win steak and end with profit |
| 🤝 |
| NAFTA literally dead announced on Wednesday |
| I usually don’t mock foreigners in America, but if you say ranch doesn’t belong with pizza, you should gtfo you Gaijin |
| Literally as bitcoin rebounds epically they are doing a 1b buyback, the people who catch corrupt companies are busy now |
| Can’t even see it sorry |
| imagine getting downvoted for straight up facts 🤣 |
| what if the make a wish kid say he want some pussy |
| He also did Microsoft leaps |
| The Reddit options sub has a related paid subscription |
| My favorite market logic:\n\n \n"This event would be an existential crisis to the market. Therefore, it won't actually happen, because the outcome would be absolutely devastating."\n\n \nWall Street is more like Circular street. Circular AI financing, circular risk analysis |
| I’ve recently noticed a difference in the bread freshness the last few times I’ve been. But that might just be location based. |
| Why no market pumping news on the 250th birthday? I am hoping for full removal of tariffs on AI components and companies. Should ne sufficient to take us to 800 this month. LMAO. |
| Most of you would not have survived the alien invasion of 1996. |
| Yes, cats eat a lot and require regular visits to the vet and even pet insurance, considering the costs of most vet visits, smh \n\n\nDon't get me started with litter prices |
| It's just profit taking before a long weekend. MU will probably rocket up on Monday. |
| I’m off today paid holiday wooohoo but I volunteered to cover monitoring for OT. So I’m sitting in my bed getting paid double for sleeping and playing video games. Yet I still made more money yesterday in stocks…. |
| Holly Madison and autism combine two of my special interests |
| $183 is my breakeven. Gonna be holding this bag for a while. if it comes even close to 175, I will probably just try and cut my losses and reuse my cash to by low sell high each day. I was doing really well flipping the dips for several weeks....it took one bad morning and me being a Pig and not getting out for it to spiral. |
| It happens every year. |
| There's a fucking country called Cabo Verde, why no one told me that in school??? |
| Only on Thursdays and Fridays |
| The whole thrill is being able to make eye contact with your doc as he navigates through your bowels |
| I rarely get my news & stocks from reddit |
| I'm into VHT for the sector |
| You can lose much more I would urge you to sell |
| Just literally how. How did you time your buys |
| I agree that's what needs to happen - AI will lead to either hyper concentration of wealth, or hyper dispersement. I don't realistically see any moderate scenario winning out widespread AI just breaks labor value and capitalism falls apart imho.\n\nThat said, no one is moving in that direction and every indication is that the CEOs and leaders want to hoard the wealth. Until that changes I think the backlash against AI will grow and get more intense. There would be less backlash if AI companies were pushing politically for better treatment and emphasizing it making life better, instead of hyping up the crazy impacts and taking everyone's jobs |
| For now. \n\nEventually it will be 24-7-365 with trading done by algos and AI. |
| FYI: pussy ain't free. you gonna pay one way or the others |
| Who eats at chains to begin with? There are legit three sub shops walking distance from my house |
| One day before this guy's mandate ends I'm selling all my shares if I have any left... idgaf |
| I keep looking and hoping |
| Okay bitcoin just keep doing this until Monday |
| Why wait? |
| Lmao this fucking made me lol |
| Half a year past, and half my money gone. Like clockwork |
| Well if it makes you feel better, people definitely do look down on others if they read smut for 6 hours a day. Case in point, they're here catching judgmental strays in your comment asking people to be more accepting of your hobby lmao. |
| Bro I’d love to chat privately. Same thing happened to me on the panic attacks… |
| That green candle 10 mins to close jumpscared me |
| Can you slow it down for me? |
| just checked and right now in my area (california) they're doing 2 medium 2 topping pizzas for 7.99 each or a large pizza with up to 7 toppings for 10.99 |
| Ok, agree that NVDA has probably hit a wall, but at 5T market cap wtf do you expect |
| At home colonoscopy? Bers will never show up for work again. |
| He washes them as I imagine the fed leader guy isn’t one for comedy. How many times do you think he’s heard that joke or similar in his life? I’d say one to him as well. Cut the rates and warsh your hands of the stress |
| talk about let your winners run, being in the game is the game, it’s not even like he’s winning a majority of the trades |
| Boy market is not opened yet. Don’t celebrate too early. It has been choppy for a month now. |
| As long as it’s naturally derived meth or fent yeah that’s fine |
| Yes\n\nBut not this year's summer |
| Easy short if that’s the case. |
| Get yourself a nice femboi man |
| Only 5 days a week? |
| Each passing year goes by faster and faster. We are already more than half way into this one, it just fucking started the other day. 😔 |
| No. Just smart. \n\nBTC went from $126k to $60k from October 2025 to today. During this period of time NVDA went from $184 to $196. During this time AMD has 2x'd. LITE has 5x or more. |
| Happy 3-4th of July. AMD 🍪 |
| Good girls are best to settle down with but there's a reason Buckcherry sang about fucking crazy bitches |
| There’s just something good about corny unrealistic lawyer shows. |
| ☹️ |
| https://preview.redd.it/6rurl26y53bh1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8bc586b0304739f82237f8f578f5f0b93ca3c35a |
| I'm all in. You seen Wingstop's stock price??? |
| Yeah he should be doing meth or fent they’re plant medicines that bring you joy more than anything especially during a day off 🥰 |
| Saw not one but two drooling idiots using retail DDR prices to show memory prices have plateaued.\n\nDon't be that moron.\n\nhttps://www.trendforce.com/news/2026/03/31/news-ddr5-retail-prices-pullback-amid-market-correction-but-industry-players-cite-stable-contract-trends/ |
| I have a collection of XL panties, so that’s a busted myth |
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| Can I have a look up there \n\n\nI might find something |
| Do you think Kevin Warsh warshes his hands or washes them ? |
| True, the high IQ stock advice on this sub should be behind a paywall |
| Sold my futures before close, I expect fuckery |
| You know what they say!\n\nThe road to riches is paved with expired options... |
| Kevin Washed |
| lol a tiny rally after dropping 50% in half a year. |
| Who’s ready for jersey mikes ipo😂 |
| Jesus, what a difference even 10k would make in my life. I can't imagine having that much money. |
| Is the Summer of SaaS still on? 🥲 |
| Good! SpaceX has me by the balls where I live and raised rates to $150/mo. |
| sandwiches on mars |
| So who of you placed bets on Cape Verde to win against Argentina in the hopes of becoming a millionaire in about 2-3 hours from now? |
| Good night degens take care and dont do too much drugs✅️🤗 |
| Sorry - yes calls |
| No thank you |
| https://preview.redd.it/4s2gz0qc53bh1.jpeg?width=1320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bf6debd10e3152476be2b33e44a18fd49806e986\n\n \ni bought more hahahaha |
| 50k here |
| No thank you |
| I wish I could reply with the Robert Redford nodding gif - I’ll report back in 6 months |
| You just know there are regards on here who started a short position on MUU at 3pm yesterday.\n\nIt’s that guy who keeps telling us kospi is going to be down 10% Monday |
| wsb.gold |
| \-200 |
| https://preview.redd.it/36ghp5db53bh1.jpeg?width=1044&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f12b358961c6ed162713e4e04e524927b8c4efb3 |
| Excess compute is transitory LMAO 🤌 |
| Is it just me, I’ve never really heard people or companies list Independence Day as a reason for a day off before? Always was just the fourth |
| You are right. |
| WSB should have a subscription model. 1% commenters free access though |
| Burry putting money into Fannie Mae lol. wtf is he smoking. |
| Makes sense since their HQ is here. There’s a few more around the metro too. |
| Had a colonoscopy everything is healthy , I had severe low back nerve pain and did a MRI/X-rays and found nothing , now I realize it is probably trapped gas from my methane sibo pushing against my nerves. My primary doctor was useless and all he did was tell me to eat more fiber and I told this motherfker fiber only makes it worst , then he prescribed me linzess that didn't do shit.\n\nThe first gastro doctor I went to also didn't make me do a sibo breath test , he also prescribed me some medication for constipation. I'm currently doing a herbal antimicrobial treatment and I have been going everyday. |
| For being so safe or "defensive" they can be cyclical too but Def worth having |
| Single and ready to mingle huh |
| Kevin Warsh should be called K-Dub....but hell never be our GOAT jpow |
| Still more productive than some of us |
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| Ligma bawwwls bot. U are the reason i pay a fortune for two sticks of mem |
| Calls on this guys colorectal doctor |
| Politics of the guy aside, mango man won't let the market go down for mid-terms. \n\nSPX 8000 EOY easy |
| Just another wojak meme that is to pixilated |
| lol gottem |
| Yeah so bullish on RDDT or not? |
| Oh |
| 20% VOO 20%VTI 20% VIG then with the remaining 20% pick 3 speculation stocks. |
| Rotating between Warframe and Fortnite |
| Dumbass bears really thought Burry and some twisted Meta announcement would be the death of the market… \n\n1 company announces further price increases and the entire thesis collapses lmao |
| 🤨 |
| No chance |
| Time to cash out and never play this game again buddy. That's the only way you win. |
| What god do you pray to? |
| What emotions are evoked after you look at my avatar? 🤔 |
| Penn Station’s Philly is way better though |
| for every 1 person that pulled this off...1000 other dewds found out what square ramen tastes like. |
| https://preview.redd.it/xc64paho43bh1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=47cd89e8d57a52421a68ef357c85eae505d6d020 |
| Look at who trump is sending to the middle eqst for diplomacy. The wealthy are too deep into crypto |
| Ah so that's where all my money went ! |
| Don't confuse malace for ignorance. |
| If you shorten his name similarly like JPow, it's KWar. |
| Okay then. The home grown ASICs are coming via AVGO to Google, Microsoft and Meta, OAI too (but they're not public)\n\nMy comment was about AMD's GPU vulnerability. The question you're asking is which one of these 4 companies has better potential than AMD today? Not discernible. AMD is going to do alright with organic growth from DC, but I think all these companies will also benefit from organic growth. Hockey stick share curves already happened at AMD/AVGO, and the hyperscalers all won't move their stock on cost cutting asics. \n\nMaybe look at cerebras who just went public, but I'd wait until their lockout period expires. |
| K dub might fuck around and give us two raises by years end 🤌 |
| That’s using the 4 year cycle. Which seems to be undefeated but nothing in the market is that specific/ easy to predict. Feels like the 4 year cycle could end early or late becuase so many people are waiting until then to buy. That’s just too easy and obvious.. but maybe I’m wrong. |
| Already having a bad day and as im on here the 1% commenter flair pops up. Fml |
| You’re a beast bro |
| I shat rabbit sized poop for more than a decade and I only pooped like once every 3-4 days. I thought it was normal since I didn't eat any fibrous food but now I realize it's not normal even without fiber. Even without fiber poop shouldn't be pebbles and now I go regularly after 2 weeks of natural herbs treatment for my gastro disease. |
| Are you seriously excluding NVDA? Are you a noob? |
| And he has to take a shit with toilet paper hanging down his waistband. |
| Mstr gonna open at 200 |
| Same as the rest of us. Holla if you hear me |
| Almost none do, but people make a career out of coming up with bullshit reasons. |
| ⚠️Save this comment, screenshot it!\n\nRemember in Peak euphoria and when everything's hitting the news is when people need to sell. Bitcoin reaches 120,000, gold reaches 5,000, silver reaches 120, Nvidia reaches 5T cap, MU analysts say "2000 is next", are exactly the times to sell everything.\n\nRemember big money, banks, institutions need dumb money so they can unload their positions into. So peak "good news" brings in all the fomo and retail to buy from big money. \n\nBig money sells retail the bag. But it doesnt mean that the underlying asset wont go up higher over the next few years. Its just too frothy and overbought for big money at this "current time". Then they buy when the underlying asset is down 30% 40% 50%.\n\nSo retail is either a bag holder for 2, 5, 10 years, or sometimes forever.\n\nRinse and repeat! |
| FREE COW! |
| https://preview.redd.it/edrrodj743bh1.jpeg?width=1206&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b1e6d34414d43d8d5430819cb96cda81f62bce45\n\nNot tryna dox myself so blacked out location address but I’m in NY on LI. And to me just the regular sandwich is more filling than a Big Mac and fries |
| yes but i cant understand why exactly |
| AI generated bullshit question? Just go out the post in the same AI that generated the question and you'll have the answer. \n\n\nAnd what the fuck even is this:\n\n> A lot of reverse splits happen because companies are struggling.\nBut is a reverse split itself actually the problem, or is it just a symptom?\n\nLike seriously what the fuck. It's causation. B follows A. They struggle so their value goes down so they reverse split so the stock doesn't get delisted. That's how it works. And we don't know the future. |
| That’s the point, AI needs context to be effective. Having as much content as possible is what has made them so useful.\n\nOne day we can move away from capitalism where all of this content can be free and used for the betterment of humanity and concepts like “devaluation of human labor” no longer matter. I realize that is idealistic today but that doesn’t mean it can be a goal for tomorrow. |
| Most are too young to know what JM was like in the late 90s/early 2000s, it was super legit back then. Their menu was 3x the size and they had a deli counter with exotic meats you’ve never heard of outside of The Sopranos. |
| Japanese dating sims |
| ❤️ is it now because of you, I hope you too |
| No |
| Agreed. |
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| Ligma bawwwls bot. U are the reason i pay a fortune for two sticks of mem |
| Messi the🐐 |
| Back in like 2010 my pals and I would get the 555 deal - 3 medium single topping pizzas for $5 each. We’d get completely baked and eat a whole pizza each. If medium pizzas are going for $7 each that means Domino’s is beating inflation. |
| You dipshits keep quoting an article that has since been rewritten.\nWasn't even Meta sayinganythig. It was bloomberg. And I don't own a share of Meta and never will. |
| Please lend me 10k….im so fuckd \n\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/rp12i99443bh1.jpeg?width=1320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fdf165a8e1d21586c3e7d8b4eb35237b2b1e1a66 |
| Don’t listen to the other video game addicts trying to drag you into their lair. You did something very bad and should be ashamed |
| So calls on air filtration systems and bunkers? |
| so calls? |
| If you're ever down on yourself, just remember there are people that held BTC down to $60k while watching nearly every AI stock (except NVDA) 2x to 4x.\n\n |
| Shhh, no one tell that to people on this sub |
| i like to leave it up to peoples imagination. |
| Don't use retail DDR pricing, that's silly.\n\nhttps://www.trendforce.com/news/2026/03/31/news-ddr5-retail-prices-pullback-amid-market-correction-but-industry-players-cite-stable-contract-trends/\n\n\n |
| Whats wrong with that, it's my third language xd |
| First |
| dude I dont know im a mouth breather I just flip coins |
| Sounds good, important to be able to relax and enjoy hobbies |
| Sailor here.\n\nI went from texting to videocalling. Im happy. |
| Nothing wrong with that. Which game? |
| Personal feelings aside, you actually think they’re a trash as a business? |
| Im so glad I did just before ai runup. At this point its better to wait a couple years for it to cooldown. |
| Are you this dumb irl? Or just acting like one online? |
| Let’s ride |
| Yup |
| Is msft back to the dog house on Monday? |
| Would you happen to have links to the townhall and Wang's comments? I would be very appreciative. |
| Looks fake |
| so you’re telling me there’s a chance |
| lol at Jersey Mike’s trying to jump on the WEN hype train, greedy fucks |
| https://preview.redd.it/6ujkvyes33bh1.png?width=1078&format=png&auto=webp&s=c347013e602275a991c1920ecfe345dda8297d09 |
| Advanced gambling is becoming so detached from your money, it doesn’t even phase you |
| Told myself yesterday that I will not spend my day off playing video games. Spent most of the afternoon playing video games |
| ok next time |
| The Koreans tried to shake me out. But I held. \n\nDiamond Hands Baby! |
| bers are like\n\n"yellowstone volcano is due for an eruption" |
| It's closed Monday |
| so it went up a few percent on a loser canadian exchange. as you saw friday, that thing can tank 20% in like 6 minutes |
| I think we share the same brain |
| Looking for a girl? |
| girls dont make you 2 million. he dod right, now he can rent a girl or two and make another 2 mill |
| Suckerverga |
| Make sure to cut your winners and let your losers ride to $0. That’s been my strategy |
| Please take 150k out so you can at least lose it all in two parts |
| I think that's making him stronger. He's true regard! |
| 3 consecutive days with the market closed is a human rights violation |
| https://ca.finance.yahoo.com/quote/MU.TO/ |
| Have fun losing all your money dude. |
| I still don't understand what the company does |
| Such an amazing concept, right? We bitch about how expensive crap food like this is...but we keep buying it. And then bitch some more. |
| Actually, long weekend = looks like huge red Monday until you get to Monday and then it’s green |
| Optional demographic reporting for regards |
| Just a regular single guy scrolling. SPY4L |
| Zuck just don't what to do on the software layer of ai. He still thinks it's important to own the infrastructure and chip layer, and that's why they are still buying chips and memory. |
| Looks like a breakout. I might buy one of these. |
| MU will rip on monday |
| Marge I’d like to be alone with the sandwich |
| Yeah, this kid thinks like a nepo baby but doesn't realize his parents are working-class |
| Slop sandwich gone downhill |
| U getting banned with this🥀🥀 |
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| Mid mid mid skip skip |
| That was indeed the tuition fee I plan to pay to get back into medical school. But i made 100k to 500k and to 400k |
| https://preview.redd.it/kiox6gaw23bh1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3975bebaf671da7f67088e59909508f7e084a565 |
| Same thing lost 8k got liquidated and tol loan from fairstone 7k putting again with margin lets see on monday i will be cooked with 35% loan |
| I’m not touching them while Luigi is still alive |
| Poor fuckers who bet on Australia did |
| Currently new starts are planned for end of 2026. So not really 12 months. |
| XLV VHT |
| For every winner theres 10 losers |
| “How can I sell at the price is showing me” solidified to me that this is and will remain the best sub on this fuckass site |
| Now its time to adjust your strategy. Dont get greedy. Cash out and put it in stable stocks. You put that in realty income (O) and you make 110k a year for example |
| No one lost money today which for half of you is a green day |
| Is there a healthcare etf? Similar to IGV for software. |
| I'm 33. My metric is "how much am I able to invest into QQQM every month?" \n\nIf I were making 180k in Santa Monica but I was at best saving 100 bucks a month, I would consider that nothing less than glorified indentured servitude. \n\nBut because I live in a low cost area, while still having access to the city and other amenities and low crime and all that, I consider the fact that I am able to invest 1.5-2k per month to be my golden ticket to financial sovereignty. Because in 20 years there's a decent chance that that'll turn me into a multimillionaire anyway. I'm just a couple or so years away from the 500k threshold beyond which exponential growth does most of the job anyway. |
| Take off all your clothes and look down. See the tiny little stick dangling? Thats an important part of your body, it’s where pee pee comes out. This company, AAOI, makes a different important part for big businesses to make money. |
| I touched them today |
| https://preview.redd.it/ugmjkf6j23bh1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1c7540cab0a61db550fa26bded676cc0cc3b717a |
| I guess I'm not really seeing what the big deal about those elon shirtless pics were - that dude is pure muscle |
| **Fable 5 Max prediction for GEV:**\n\n**Bull case:** Q1 was a monster — $163B backlog growing faster than expected, guidance raised to $44.5–45.5B revenue and $6.5–7.5B FCF, with new gas orders priced 10–20 points higher per kilowatt than the old backlog . Zacks Earnings ESP sits at +10.35% , suggesting another beat is likely.\n\n**Bear case (this is the real tension):** The average analyst target is \~$1,220 — only \~4% above spot , and the stock trades at roughly 40x NTM EV/EBITDA, more than double the sector median, so any execution slip carries real valuation risk . Smart money is hedging: bearish flow hit this week with \~7,900 puts trading at 1.3x expected volume, concentrated in Aug $1,100 puts and 7/10 weekly $1,000 puts . There’s also sector-wide skepticism creeping into everything data-center-related .\n\n**Structures worth pricing out** (check the ATM straddle for the implied move first — I can’t see the live chain):\n\n\t**•\tBull put spread** below the implied move (e.g., short \~$1,000/long \~$950, Jul 24 exp): sells inflated IV, wins on beat, flat, or modest dip. Fits the “beats but stock is priced for it” scenario. \n\t**•\tCall debit spread** (\~ATM/+5%) if you want upside without paying full IV-crush tax on naked calls. \n\t**•\tIron condor** if you think a beat is already priced in and the stock pins — the Q1 pattern (only +2% day-of, with the 14% move spread over a week) actually supports this. \n\t**•**\tAvoid naked long calls/straddles: with IV pumped pre-earnings, you need the move to *exceed* what’s priced just to bre |
| Everyone in that movie is badly cast |
| I'll get an extra side of *the corn* |
| You son of a bitch |
| He’s not the PM… yet. |
| Corn giving it all back by end of day…. |
| Kevin Wash-Yo-Ass |
| The UK PM did an AMA on Reddit yesterday. Bullish? |
| Does getting fucked by the market on Monday, count? |
| His name is in a Baltimore accent |
| Some conspiracy dude said the market went down because of Taylor Swift wedding...they need money to show up on their helicopters etc....lol crawzy world |
| I live in Alaska and there are dozens and dozens of villages here that got reliable internet for the first time with Starlink. |
| Notice how the markets are always up when americans cant touch them ? |
| hot |
| Still cooked bruh |
| Or, you could be a millennial child of parents with the emotional maturity of a newborn which results in you moving basically every year because of their inability to stay in a relationship until you're 20 and able to move out on your own only to get hit with gas jumping to $4.50/gl and then a couple of years later the "great recession". Money and debt mean almost nothing to me as long as I can keep a roof over my head and food on my table. |
| Worked at subway for months and didnt have much money so I ate it pretty much as my primary food source, never felt worse in my life. There were other factors involved as well but eating that stuff was killing my vibe. I didn't even know good tasting food could do that. \n\nGetting old sucks. |
| Beep beep! |
| Happy 4th of July weekend you filthy animal! |
| Papa John left so they stopped having someone yell racial slurs at the sauce. Like imagine if Chick-fil-a stopped hating gay peopke. |
| Current odds of me having intercourse this weekend are plus 2,000,000 |
| Bet |
| I've got 19,000 shares of WEN and 170 calls. I wish you were still in the trade with me, we could use your support. |
| Got me real good in he first time I saw it. Guy keeps forgetting his cell phone or something. It was gold. |
| Yeah it most likely follows the Korean rally, Nasdaq futures up big time also |
| Hey guy, you’re negating a large part of what I’m saying. \n\nYes, $100k in retirement in 2026 is fine. But let’s say you’re 40 years old. At 60 years old, 20 years from now you would have to live off that same $100k. How does that sound? You think you’d be living a great life at 60 living off $100k? |
| Seems like a very expensive bomb. Nolan has been a bit pretentious since Inception. |
| Hard to believe 2004 dominos being any worse than 2026 dominos. Used to get their pan pizza all the time but it just keeps getting worse imo. |
| Looking at pictures of vacation spots in Cabo Verde, and it looks pretty sweet. |
| Recontextualize, you started with 20k and now you are at 180k, you are having panic attacks from a gain? Brother you need to sell. |
| At least you have 1 less problem now. |
| Probably indefinitely, unless there’s a crash that drops your equity to margin ratio too low |
| TSM, DB, NWG,AA,T, and some etf's.\n\n |
| Wsb buys the top not bottom |
| Summer rally as per usual for midterm years. Tops out August most likely. Actual bottom comes early October plus minus a couple weeks. |
| Some of you are going to blow off your fingers tomorrow and it shows |
| Meta: we might have overbuilt \nSamsung: we are raising prices by 20% \nMeta: we will be building with samsung \n\nWhat is zuck cooking… |
| Need an update on this |
| How would you feel in 20 years making the same income? We’re not talking about a 65 year old retiring on this income, we’re talking a presumably younger maybe 40 year old. So imagine making $80k 20 years from now. Thats what this guy is saying should be easy |
| Going to sell crappie sandwiches with crappie ingredients when that happens |
| Even Brad Pitt would have been better |
| *wipes mouth* |
| "..or just go to trade school"\n\nAs if it is just that easy |
| IPO is just for insiders to jump ship |
| You’re not. His name is fake and gay |
| Wasn’t it bought by private equity a year ago? |
| What did you recently purchase? |
| a couple hours to days. just sell enough or add enough to make margin and hope it goes back up |
| if token is cheap, the market will grow fast than when token is expensive? |
| I swear I’ve created the dumbest kafkaesque existence for myself |
| i fwel like im the only person who thinks kevin warsh has a weird last name |
| wendys minion meal goes crazy |
| [ Removed by Reddit ] |
| I just bought a fuckton of fireworks. \n\nNot for the 4th, but for the day *it* finally happens |
| Normally long weekends are run ups. If we ran up this comment would say long weekend = pump. |
| forever |
| I’m sure they will. Idk how as I wasn’t at the meeting but I believe you. Microsoft is my current favorite and fully believe I should put as much in as possible. It’s like how I felt about TSM 5 years ago |
| For what sub? A turkey and provolone is $9.95. |
| I wish 236k would allow me to say no to my boss. |
| Two people working for that amount vs literally raking it in 0 effort is a vastly different scenario |
| Ah yes the wiser older generation telling the youth what to do whilst being burnt to a crisp 👍🏻 |
| You might be right but I an trying to make it so that its not luck... |
| Good call. I’m new to investing and haven’t bought an OTC stock yet. |
| what was that |
| I once posted this meme on another subreddit and I got banned because it may trigger porn addicts. |
| I want my sandwiches in the blockchain. |
| Eric Bana would be a better choice. |
| I’ve bought this god damn ORCL dip so much already bro |
| Then I am not patriotic |
| Calls on BF then? |
| Never bought a put in my entire life |
| 6 months from now, you'll regret not giving up |
| I'm gonna frow up |
| So that was two years ago? Go to your room! You’re grounded! |
| “Fell to 150k 5-6 times”. Damn bro, that sounds brutal. I dont have the stomach for that. |
| gotta feed ber periodically for a lifetime of luls |
| Look at equal.weighted s&p, $RSP. It was up substantially and I thing finished at ATH. I think DIA did too. Its couldnt look more like like profit taking and diversifying at all.\n\nDollar wasn't up. It looks like mo ey stayed invested just not in semis and tech |
| HOOD going to be $130+ especially as we hit the first earnings post the new PDT rules. Plus a bitcoin rally |
| Had to sell again to not lose capital. I was right.. for the third time this month.. man... i just want to hold.. not hold the bags... wtf is this |
| Good chances of exactly that |
| As a dumb retail buyer myself, true. |
| https://preview.redd.it/2k2l6n8c03bh1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f2a2c38282a1b006d2e064d199928583e1564942 |
| Dibs |
| https://preview.redd.it/sf0wmr5903bh1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=241139a4322be198f864364c4bc7f14a6daf36bf |
| Some of you are just here to ragebait. Real master baiters. |
| Hope everyone has a great day today |
| Unless it can reclaim 64k, shit is still in a downtrend |
| considering i have equities over my maintenance margin, and i pay the interest, realistically, how long does the brokers let that thing ride? (i'm about to do stupid shit) |
| Lol, right? |
| Yea soccer really needs a shot clock and illegal defense. They should just force each to keep 1 striker in the offensive half instead of allowing teams to pack it in |
| https://youtube.com/@amitinvesting?si=xlGi46EaOXkq-As1\n\nFrom his other comments he mentioned technical Tues and this seems to be the guy. \n\nPersonally never seem him before |
| https://preview.redd.it/wbp93vzyz2bh1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b2b212d5fe20d5ec7290479fb11cc0d945df7a5e |
| It was primed for sell off... it was pumped the day before institutions would inject 401k money in. |
| Why not? when he's shorting his future and isn't even old enough to go to college. |
| I love how every good business idea now boils down to taking something that's currently good and cheap and making it shitty. Great and well-functioning system and economy |
| I remember taking sleeping pills to sleep through the night trying to ignore the futures market haha. |
| MU earnings beat due to margin increase, which is a temporary thing. |
| Imagine losing to Ethiopia! Bunch of Starvin' Marvins! |
| It’s called Publix. Where the subs are better, bigger, and half the price. |
| Cant talk right now, gooning. |
| What odds did you get |
| So when they say "Trump Admin," whose actually getting the 5%? |
| Pro tip. Stay at or near black out drunk all weekend and you get time warped to market open. |
| Heard this for 10 years already... |
| Any animal charities would need $$$ very badly |
| This hit a nerve |
| I hedged my grass, does that count? |
| Fucking nat 20 over here. Make that his flair\n\nOr maybe not given ‘I fell to 150k 6 times’ |
| At mine it's $12 now, plus tax. |
| It was a legitimate questions asking what groups I might not be aware of could develop "homegrown ASICs" as you said that is an AMD vulnerability. So where should I park my money? |
| You have kids? GTFO …. This is for those supporting the singles or the wife’s BFS …,,, |
| Imagine losing to Egypt 😂🤣😂🤣 |
| No debt. Perfect weight. 8 hours of sleep. No alcohol. That was my peak. I was 8 years old. |
| Continue 😁 |
| Am I the only one thinking Matt Damon ain't the right guy to play Odysseus? Feels like this movie could be a bomb. Puts on movies |
| Seeing as there’s tens of thousands of members here reading our comments every day I guess you’re right. With enough of us we equal a hedge fund probably. My first comment has 1,325 views since I wrote it 2 hours ago and will get many more. There’s a loose count on a joke I have seeing how many people view >!if you read this, you’re gay!< and I’ve had over 500k people see it so far. Last year it was like 70k people. |
| 🇺🇸🚀🚀🚀🇺🇸 |
| America 250 booming like a funeral |
| Thank you and ya I agree about the sub. Re the Viper.. definitely not too cheap at all. I love American cars... I’ve got 5 Vettes rn. A 2nd gen Viper GTS is 100% being added to my collection eventually ... it would look terrific next to my 1970 AAR Cuda. |
| Betting on Cape Verde for the upset |
| It sounds as though education isn't your strength anways..... |
| Women |
| If the person I love wants to take me to hell, the end of the galaxy, or the abyss of void, I will go.♥ |
| fuck that triple down on calls |
| Just let me x10 my port already and I quit this casino bs 😭 |
| whenever you feel like you need to hedge just double down on calls |
| I used semis as a benchmark since they are also tech. In comparison to semis, from a p/cfc perspective, software is cheap, but okay let's forget that. \n\nWithout considering the type of company/sector, a 12x or 13x p/cfc is not expensive, S&P average p/fcf usually sits in a range of 15-25x, so again, "SaaS" being overvalued is not true. Maybe a few software companies have rich valuations, but not the software sector. SaaS is not overvalued when you value them using p/fcf, you are wrong. |
| Verde |
| Fuck that shit it’s for losers just buy calls |
| Turns out, telling her you’re poor is faster, but it didn’t work on the stump. |
| Need to find a way to monetize this website. Hasn't really changed since it was created |
| they keep diluting and spending money on their own board, lol. This is their own doing. |
| Reddit is such a fucking pussy site these days. It's all AI bots and safe spaces |
| Woah did they stock split or something |
| Only 4 billion? |
| missing penalty kicks |
| back to where you came from \*click click\* |
| Honestly I need to learn this grinding away 30 plus years and I am 200k short of my retirement goal 2m. I am tired of my blue collar grind. I watch YouTube videos and follow this sub ... but I can't seem to get my trades right. Any advice on how to get started? |
| It was great while it lasted |
| Don't know if there was a followup but I don't think anything was confirmed by META |
| tree.fiddy$ |
| Idk but the 2028 LEAPs keep increasing in value every day or two. One is up 70% in a week basically and that big short dude bought a bunch of calls as well for that expiration. I think he got $770 strikes |
| Thank you for describing gambling addiction. \n\nWould you like to bet on anything? |
| do they still have the bourbon chicken? |
| Europoors over and out |
| 100% you could. \nEven if you were distracted by big boob women in the audience. |
| Ajax |
| I often wonder if he has any clue his face is being masked over shit like this. Lmfao |
| Did he go gentle on you or nah? |
| Do you guys hedge your plays? I've been thinking I should probably open puts alongside my calls but idk |
| Markets closed, guess ill go to the pokies for a slap or 2 ❤️ . Autumn Moon, 10c denom, 50c bets |
| dominos is probably the best value in fast food right now. they constantly have coupons to get medium pizzas for like $6.99 which is really good these days. I can feed my whole family by getting everyone the exact medium pizza they want all to themselves and it's cheaper than going to any other fast food place. |
| What you looking at coming up? |
| Mate I thought my trading was crazy. For me I'm bouncing from 70k to 10k 🤣 |
| Europoors paper handed air conditioners. |
| Puts on this guy's career path |
| Does IREN have any chance of recovering lol |
| Puts on Ford |
| “An europoor”? Learn fucking English it’s the 250th for Christ’s sake |
| Regular betting floods the brain with dopamine. Over time, the brain requires more frequent bets just to feel normal. |
| That’s every other dead cat bounce felt like maybe it doesn’t sell off this time |
| AI refuses to believe that a woman would leave their underwear at a guys house. Even billions of dollars invested cant figure out women |
| Here, I'll explain it for you:\n\nMU dropping: People saw the gross margin MU had last quarter (86%) after earnings and the topic immediately turned into "hyperscalers won't pay for this anymore" and "they are ripping everyone off". I'm skipping a ton of details by the way. The end result is MU lagged for a while. Keep in mind the same thing happened last quarter too.\n\nGeneral semi stocks drop:\nIt was triggered by a news report from Bloomberg, announcing that META wants to sell its "excess compute". This immediately caused people to panic because if META can't utilize its compute properly and wants to sell it, then that means there won't be capex expansion anymore/bubble bursting and that means all the valuations of semiconductor-related stocks that was dependent upon incoming capex spending are overvalued. As a result of this narrative, a lot of stocks are down, some high beta names even 50% down just in days. Instead "exemplary" companies in the AI-led era like Accenture increased in share value because money rotated to them.\n\nThen it came out that this news report is based on a town hall with Mark Zuckerberg in late May 2026 (already known) and META actually does not have a lot of "excess" compute and Alexandr Wang (head of META superintelligence) came out and said they are developing frontier models and this topic is bullshit and META is guiding to increase its capex spending in general. Again, I'm skipping a ton of details.\n\nSo as you can see, it's all about narrative. Really important to keep a cool head and be disciplined among this information soup. |
| Yeah do whatever you want. idk what the future is for bitcoin tbh but META MSFT AMZN are all investing in the future. |
| Thanks. I love you too. ♥Even if you feel lost, please remember that I always love you. |
| Ah finally a long weekend to count my money ...over... ...and over... ...and over... 😊 |
| Put it in GOOG and forget |
| are you a billionaire yet? |
| Stock prices and quality are about to nosedive |
| And r/brapbarn |
| All that hype and she doesn’t come out of the closet. It’s boring. |
| market only goes up |
| IPO requires maximum cost savings to increase the ipo price. Then it will tank when people stop going as often. |
| They never learn. Get too excited about the start of the crash that never comes. |
| AI meat announcement shooting it up 200% first day lmaoo |
| How close to expiration do you typically sell? If it goes under a month / 2 weeks or what? |
| I’m totally writing “ACME” on the package, thanks for this. |
| Mhm I knew you'd keep saying that, keep saying what you want, what a good boy you are |
| ORCL bottom is in around $135, BUY CALL ORCL Monday. You'll Thank me later!!! |
| Post picture of your parents faces when they realize you're a regard. |
| Great for DRAM |
| No MU shares have traded since 8pm last night |
| 😳 |
| I will get back to this comment if you don't |
| Cuz Bitcoin has hella upside and the way META and MSFT lately I wouldn’t be too confident |
| bring back r/fatpeoplehate |
| Bers had 1 whole day and didn’t close their positions |
| Surprisingly Trump has his mouth shut. Hopefully he doesn't ruin this tomorrow |
| we love you because you are gay |
| Ada bag holders…… are we going to the moon or are we cooked? |
| If BTC (big if) has found the bottom it’s gonna be really weird not watching it suck for a few months |
| I wouldn't be shorting them around their earnings this quarter(July 29th). More than likely their best quarter ever. Just a heads up. |
| idiot |
| Don’t forget to hydrate between the dogs and beers. Hot as hell out here. |
| It's like nobody realizes that OP has an income source, not just a bank account.\n\nI'm giving OP the benefit of the doubt that he actually executes a consistent strategy... but then again we are in r/wallstreetbets |
| GTFO traitor |
| Why bitcoin and not META or MSFT or AMZN |
| They grew earnings 5.9x over the past 4 quarters. I think they grow it 3.5x over the next 5. Compress P/E by 30% to 39, gives $195\*3.5\*.7 = $478. |
| 300 on Cape Verde pulling off win due to Argentina Hubris! |
| And women (visually) |
| Banbets don’t ban anymore. They just give you a banbet cooldown |
| Any high-school unfortunately |
| I’m thinking about asking my parents if I can put my college fund into bitcoin. I’m willing to risk my future to become a bag holder. Worst case scenario I lose all the money and just go to community college or trade school |
| The most blursed image in the history of investing |
| I was wondering that myself - no major news, no conflict, no reason to have this massive selloff. Maybe it was just organic? Some whales decided to pull off after 2x-5x-10x profit before potential rocky month of Q2 reports? |
| I don’t know, I wasn’t at the meeting sorry. |
| RIP Jersey Mike's |
| For me it’s a pretty simple question - how do you find the tickets to play and how much do you allocate to each (and based off what)? |
| When you consider that the current market is a rare outlier it’s a lot more important though. Instead of a crash we could just settle into a flat line for some time as well is what I mean |
| I love you so much |
| Yup around $500 on argentina |
| Bro how do you guys do this? I was trying to figure out options and all this. So confusing. I'm a noob. What's the best way to learn? |
| Yeah i put 1.7k on argentina regulation win and $455 on parlay argentine winning first half, regulation, and 7+ corners |
| TSLA pumping to $430 already on hyper |
| Hey now easy with the sensible rational talk here. |
| You can usually buy options up to 2028. I’d feel confident then in buying a dip like with Microsoft. All the others are peanuts |
| I hope you’re hot. You are in my mind |
| Banbets |
| Why |
| With those swings, you couldve just as easily gone to 0. |
| In 2010 I sold a bunch of Apple stock after making bundles from it. People were asking how high it could go and I needed the money for something else. I was very young and happy with my returns up to that point. It was up there with Exxon and Microsoft as one of the biggest companies in the world by market cap.\n\n16 years later it’s 30X the price.\n\n10-20 years from now the biggest companies with have a market cap of 25-50 Trillion. |
| i'm from korea. we will pump next week! pinky promise |
| Holy shit dude when youre 65 and having to work some gas station job think about to this |
| Wildlife, coal, Shakira |
| Anyone betting on Argentina cape Verde? |
| Literally fucking stop dude |
| The large angle increase has continued that 45 degrees up since 2017. It’s still moving that direction up is what I mean. The years before that were basically flat in comparison so it’s currently a growth stock imo |
| Just gotta wait till institutions stop hedging their SPCX bags after lockup |
| Rip to all bols getting banned 💔 |
| Me fail English? Thats unpossible. |
| In addition to meta over building capacity, so did spacex. Both are now going to be selling extra compute to llms.\n\nMeta and SpaceX represent 20% of the data center cap ex this year. If they have extra then others may have extra.\n\nThe initial capex growth for 2027 was at 20% you and these move probably put that in doubt. If next year is flat and this year. The semis are fully priced at this point in time and all the yolo money will come out\n\nDram prices also seemed to peak in March and is turning down or is flat\n\nhttps://pcpartpicker.com/trends/price/memory/ |
| Jersey Mike's is already the king of watery but also inedible salty. |
| Oh , you knocking one out ?\nYou sad little wanker |
| If Asia pumps on monday we get a good start next week |
| If you can’t buy quality with your money, then what’s the point of having money? |
| I need all the expected teams to win except I need Norway to beat Brazil |
| https://preview.redd.it/kb7gpy6rw2bh1.jpeg?width=490&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4e2ec84246f8a8145956afc7214bca358bf7100b\n\n |
| 2010 Facebook ass joke |
| I hedge at times. I find it's harder to time hedge puts. |
| Bless me with some positions and be a witness to my upcoming 🤲 |
| **BanBet Lost** — /u/Crazy_Donkies (0W - 1L, 0%)\n\n| Ticker | Entry → Target | Move | Time | Result |\n|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|\n| **NVDA** ▲ | $199.57 → $207.00 | +3.7% | 3d | Lost | |
| Just hit them back by asking if they do anything else in their life except for watching TV and reading books all day |
| Keep going. I’m almost there 😂 |
| This made me not feel so bad today, thanks. 👍 |
| What was his name? |
| Glad you can laugh at your sad existence.\nMost would be depressed .\nChin up insta boy |
| Made a quick $80 on egypt LETS GO |
| Yeah the us is the only country that has gps sattelites /S |
| Dad, please. I asked you to stay off Reddit. |
| Bought 1.1 million worth of MSTU at 1.7 on Tuesday |
| Bi? Good for him |
| Nice try, but thats monopoly money. |
| Straya played like shyte |
| I was offered sex today by a very attractive 26yo. In exchange I was to advertise some bathroom cleaner on Reddit. Of course I declined because of my morals & strong willpower, which is as strong as Ajax, the super strong bathroom cleaner available scented with vanilla or lemon. |
| always were |
| Egypt... mashallah |
| 3$ |
| Crypto green wave 🥰 |
| Honest question, saw some people saying the META compute news wasn’t entirely accurate, but I haven’t seen a source on that. Was there a followup to Bloomberg I missed? |
| Ah, yep, you're right, I just unplugged the power cable from the PSU side, and a pin is straight up melted lmao |
| 420 |
| plausible |
| There are a lot of people trying to sound like intelligent investors here. I had to double check which sub I was on before I started believing what I was reading. |
| Speaking of a restaurant in Jersey wasn’t there a single restaurant that was being traded on the exchange? I can’t remember the name of it anymore, but that was crazy to me. |
| Theyre about to make me 40k when they buy GSAT... |
| I never said I think semis are better. Msft is in a while different league to wkday or now too. Sometimes stocks are cheap for a reason too. I wouldn't buy adbe at these prices even though it's cheap oh paper. I'm also not buying any semis. |
| Same, I'm 70-85k, sometimes approaching 100k with 1099 on top and as a 33 year old who has been investing since 27, I see 100k as the ultimate financial security threshold. I already consider myself more lucky than 99% of the planet. I imagine you'd have to live in downtown LA and order doordash every day to see 100k as meager, lol. |
| 😂🤣 you are so triggered hahaha\n\nMan keep going at it. Oh btw make sure not to wake up your parents from your rage lol. |
| I like the way you think |
| It works for many things. I walked through the slums of Manila with two pieces of luggage at midnight not one person bothered me. |
| Red wedding |
| If it does I'll buy more than I can afford! |
| 🥵 |
| oh he likes them both. |
| Maybe they are wsb daytrading |
| Now turn it into -200% |
| goddamn what an awesome win for egypt, think they have a chance against cape verde? |
| But that's tacos, not hotdogs |
| you cant find any free email service? |
| PLTR,HIMS,GOOG,ASTS,ZETA,HOOD |
| Not only true of chicken |
| Oh ok then let’s just talk about men in shorts kicking a ball around |
| PATH has continuously disappointed me for 6 months now. It’s between $11-13 forever. |
| Hope so. I need to make money to pay for my wedding and a down payment for a house since I’m not making enough working 2 jobs and a business. Only way is here and I’ve lost almost 90% of what I had. Not even gambling anymore and investing and losing |
| It actually tastes good tho. Dont need a call for that |
| Tree fiddy |
| Need 🚀Space 🚀Sector 🚀 |
| lol you could just buy $10 worth right now and almost turn that position green |
| Think of it as creating shareholder value. For me, if it's goog or msft |
| Im starting with 30k next week, teach me master, is NVidia still the play? |
| How are you sitting there risking half of your total account value and getting surprised when the risk is in play? |
| They just took over chic fil a in terms of service and quality. One month later it all ends |
| This has been said for years 😂 |
| Yeah, it's ok we'll make it all back. \n\nI don't want to lose the 50k I have left losing my 100k milestone was already more than enough. |
| BER R FUK |
| not yet. still got some fight in me |
| Aussie coach is dumber than some of you |
| Kangaroo burgers |
| Bs unless they count wealthy students, but even then it would be closer to 10% or less.\n\nUnemployment for 20. Y.o. is very high |
| Not 15 years of my life.\nBut you got a top 1% commentor award !\nDid you show your mom?\nShe must be so proud !\nWasting your life posting photos of your food that you ate alone in some crappy restaurant on a vacation you went to alone! \nLMAO ... |
| But where can you order it? |
| Except that you can get sued by the CRA for trading in a TFSA |
| Only a matter of time before Africa puts belt to ass in futbol |
| They think it will make people think they are not ghey 🤭\n |
| Woohoo Egypt won, calls on shawarma |
| What's everyone's 1-year PT for RDDT? (5 earnings reports in 13 months) |
| It’s my fault. I bought some SPY 750P 0DTE yesterday morning and then thought it was going to keep going up so I sold them at a small loss. Look at me saving capital. They were up almost 10x later in the day. |
| Terrible take. Loving your country through ups and downs is what being patriotic is all about. |
| Egypt it is. Aussie go back home. |
| what is australia even good for |
| Eh? |
| sorry joey chestnut, i know another guy that is the best eater in the world. 😏 |
| I agree, 2 of the 3 8-pin power connectors have flashing lights when I boot. Those lights usually only show up when the cable is unplugged. Also, simply moving the 8-pin power cable, makes the lights go away, and it boots.\n\nThankfully, that's waaay cheaper than a new GPU 😅 |
| There's possibly something gayer than being interested in that, but science has yet to discover it |
 Arm servers capture over 45% of data center market revenue — GPU clusters and high-end AI infrastructure fuel a tectonic shift away from x86 GPU-accelerated servers rule the market as supply constraints limit growth. www.tomshardware.com |
| She is if you’re not, or so I have heard. I wouldn’t wish her on my worst enemy. |
| Damn at least somebody is making money shorting this shit company. I lost 30k trying to short it in december |
| There are basically no trading restrictions in an RRSP account because you eventually have to pay income tax on future withdrawals. The only *technical* prohibitions are leverage trading and shorting due to the fact that both activities require borrowing which isn't allowed inside an RRSP account. However, you can basically get around those restrictions for most stocks and commodities by buying put options, inverse ETFs, or leveraged ETFs. |
| https://preview.redd.it/o7bewadyu2bh1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=71f208d3026310b51f19b19fa7ac034a4c0118c2\n\n \ncan someone give whm circa 'the cooler' some downs eyes for me |
| I think retail moves the stock price. It’s not the majority, but it’s significant. We’ve seen big moves on stocks just from WSB. \n\nThere’s additional complexity in this case. There was a wall of options at $1000 for example. I think retail contributed to it getting down to that level. Once that support level broke, institutional investors reversed hedges and drove the price down more. |
| Does he feel the same about you 😍 |
| Rough to leave a pen to the kid like that |
| what if stocks topped and corn bottomed |
| Korea literally hit 4 circuit breakers in 10 days lmao |
| Damn, that’s how I started and then lost another 45%. Goodluck |
| How is MU priced for explosive growth? 12 mo FWD P/E is sub 8 currently. Peak pricing is obviously a risk, but your take is way too generic. |
| Manual is an absolute must for these cars. It's one of the best manuals out there. Like a bolt action rifle.\n\nI have a base 981, it's my daily driver and an absolute joy. It's imo kind of the real deep value cuz it's fast enough for the street to always drive it everywhere. Even the S, GTS and GT4 get too fast too quick for regular street driving before you're going way over the speed limit.\n\nCheck out the Porsche and Cayman subs for a lot more details. |
| Because of the Google bull mouth breathers here |
| If we win the world cup, that means we get Greenland |
| Working on a quantum compute Ai data stock option alpha generator lattice will keep yall posted |
| now that you mention it... |
| What? |
| The strange thing is that I never hate my life but others hate mine. |
| Fun fact about 50 shades of Grey is that was written originally as Twilight fan fiction. \n\nAlso though, dont let it bother you. |
| Enterprise do, because StarLink would offer companies a direct link to the StarLink satellites allowing companies not to rely on land line services/cost and have the peace of mind to backup/restore at a moments notice without interrupting during business operations from anywhere. |
| Even the women do |
| Even if that’s true, you just spent so much time arguing with someone in their mom’s basement, while being on vacation.\n\nAren’t you special lmao |
| Your freaking 100% on point sir! |
| 👀 |
| its an advertising company |
| NICE |
| there are puts in there too |
| Hopefully not, she already has 2, one still in the packaging for years already |
| andrew ross sorkin is a cutie |
| Sounds like a PSU issue. This happened to me when I would max out my games, a 1000w PSU replacement fixed it for me. |
| You love trying to be the big man online .\nMust be sad in mom's basement, dreaming about becoming somebody IRL.\n\n |
| Well, I, for one, would NEVER hope you get hit by a bus.\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| I'm boutta bus aughhh |
| my girl taylor! |
| Me and ur dad |
| get outta here with your fairytale we all HATE life |
| 1 in 3 men aged 20 are neither working nor looking for work, and you’re bearish?\n\nMmmk |
| Drunk kangaroos hanging in there vs the Islamist mummies |
| My NBIS will still somehow sink below $200 |
| It gets us out of bed |
| Fuck off |
| You're right |
| I could do better |
| No one talking about the wedding of the century? |
| Is it me or are Aussies more likely to have mustaches than other nationalities? |
| Why as a country are we suddenly okay with being charged monthly fees to have email |
| I hate people who look down on video games. It’s no different that tv shows, movies, or books. Sure there are shitty games that teach nothing but that’s also true for books and all other forms of media. You’re telling me the plot points, themes, grief, etc of expedition 33 are lesser because it’s a video game than say fln 50 shades of gray because that’s a fkn book. Ones literally just word smut. |
| Exactly, pull out 2 mil and do it again |
| Stage 1: Denial |
| Actually earnings growth and stock prices usually go hand in hand (at least for everything except Tesla). For growth stocks the market is pricing in future growth and profitability.\n\nLook at NVDA for example, which has increased in market cap or stock price by approx. 800% over the last 5 years. Their revenue went up from $17B in 2020 to to $216B in 2025, whilee increasing their Net Income Margin from 26% to 56%.\n\nBut the moment that hyper-growth inevitably stalls, the market will re-rate the stock to a lower valuation multiple, and the stock price will plateau or correct.\n\nS&P 500 earnings growth was good this year and after the US-Iran war shakeoff we have seen a proper rise in the index. Same with the Emerging Markets, which are also driven by Semis and Memory as of SK Hynix, Samsung Electronics and more. |
| Based off KOSPI and 🌽, futes are about to have a +3% open come Sunday |
| Those "gifts" I got from Robinhood for new years are still down 20% |
| Whats next, a toaster? |
| Oh does she finally have good opinions |
| Anyone know the CEO of insider tradings number? Tired of losing money. |
| You do that? That stock acts so fucking weird I could never. |
| I hope 500 so I can sell more options to idiots |
| Thighs are the best part of the chicken |
| 👆 case in point |
| All calls? You got lucky. B |
| These football millionaries cant hit a goal from 11 meters. Never saw so many bad penalties. |
| Ok Rosie o donnell |
| 🦅🫡🇺🇸 |
| That’s too high lmao dude though he was playing American football |
| Holy crap. What do you do with all that money? Will you retire? |
| Part of the ship part of the crew. |
| The balz on this guy are real. \n\nWhat the fuck is zeta |
| nono. btc has 5% more in it this weekend and MSTR is going straight back to 130$ ok? |
| Hahaha you are so upset I’d usually feel bad at bullying a kid online like this but this is just too hilarious.\n\nAren’t you in Greece or something? Is the place really that boring? Seriously you (or your parents) have very limited PTO, don’t waste time. |
| I've had gains and not sold too many times. Now if its anywhere close to 1k I sell |
| the turkey subs just got a little smaller... they were already downsized by 50% of the meat since the PE take over, whats another 50% less at this point |
| Semis need stock splits \n\nThe price per share is getting too high and scaring away dumb retail buyers |
| I suddenly realized that if I continued to be trapped in Canada in this wounded state, I would eventually only end up as a prize to satisfy the pathetic ego of some shallow, ignorant forty-year-old white Christian blue-collar (some had already destroyed me with cyberbullying). I thought it would be better to die on the road following someone who recognize and understand who I once was; at least my remaining brain tissue could still help me make some money. |
| I’ll too brother |
| I hope BTC rally continues so I can sell a bunch of worthless naked call options to those idiots over on r/MSTR |
| Have patience might take a month. |
| Agreed. \n\nPosted via Starlink 5 miles from the suburbs of a major metroplex |
| Lui I/O |
| Guys! My GPU is alive! Though, it crashes if I put it under any load, but progress! |
| 100 billion dollars in stock buybacks last year and this year puts a nice floor under their stock price also. Especially if management is buying on the dip. |
| It’s so fucking embarrassing to be an American these days I reflexively cringe every time I see anything even remotely patriotic |
| Sunday at 6 or 8 |
| As long as the government is printing money, stocks will continue rising; so yes. \n\nMaybe not individually, but as a collective. That printed money has to go somewhere. |
| I make 70-85k, an hour outside Richmond/Norfolk, on a mortgage, and I love my life. I work from home couple of hours a day and I invest around 2k per month. If i had passive 100k income and nothing else I'd feel like an absolute king. I'd keep investing. I've been dumping 2k per month into QQQM since 2019 and so far it got me a car and this huge house's 20% down payment. My mortgage is 2200 at 5.99. I legitimately feel like I'm extremely lucky to have such a comfortable life. |
| Invited to the cookout by my brothers on the dl |
| I'm angry everyday |
| Are you a rocket lab employee?? |
| Wen moon? |
| # Going to in-laws for dinner and plan to play clash of clans the whole time. Do not fucking bother me while I farm noobs |
| Price equity firm Blackstone bought a stake in 2024. Now they are looking to cash out. |
| We're here every weekend thread |
| Flat day AF |
| Geniuenly almost full ported MU before market closed at 7pm, seems like its bigly green? Rip me |
| Nice try. We know you can’t read. |
| Be careful, could be red by Monday. Long weekend to go |
| Spy should be at 780 |
| peeeeeddddoooooooooo. |
| Lmao awesome... Only cuz I've been shopping for one myself... 981 vs 718 gt4 in manual. MUST be manual. |
| What are your current plays? |
| Nah they will lose |
| very unamerican to keep the market closed during 4th of July |
| That’s still the case at 9:30am on a Tuesday, pal |
| 😭 |
| In your tiny mind , you think it's the people with lots of friends that post every meal and possession online and then argue with people ?\nI'm amazed that you think it's an achievement to have been posting photos of your chicken dinner online for 15 years.\nYou sad little boy. |
| lol yes a super low resolution photo where not even text is clear\n\nCongrats you do win at making yourself look more and more stupid with each comment. |
| Good on you for setting the expiration dates right, some of us thought the dip was only for a day or two…:( |
| What did you learn what will you do differently? |
| It’s just a correction. Dumb money swarmed into DRAM in the last month way too late to the party and hedgies took that as an op to take profits |
| impressive, are you buying in the money or far out the money call options? |
| https://preview.redd.it/7kd95kt4t2bh1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c64d3146f0209646c698d6b82aa80ae0a93e7b6d |
| 🤣🤣🤣 |
| This chat will be swarmed by drunk and angry Americans this weekend, won't it |
| Uh he refinances duh |
| is my SPY 745c for Monday fuk or ber fuk |
| Yall saying memory is saved because 10 percent up in Korea, wait until 20 percent down on monday 🤡 |
| # How does any of that increase shareholder value. |
| Ameripoors are paper handed bitches. It is known |
| Guys I’m from the future and Egypt won the penalty shootout also bitcoin just hit 400k here in 2028 |
| Surely subbing out one of the best shot blockers in the league for pens will be a good idea, right? |
| Bad for the economy but stocks only go up. |
| Or just always have it |
| y’all should have bought mu dip now it’s too late |
| Already Wednesday in Japan. Not looking good for bear. Each day a new ATH so far. |
| We going up? |
| After all the bitching and moaning, feels off to finally be green on MSFT |
| There are I was just lazy lol |
| Same but I managed to get my dick inside. |
| 0$ |
| Valuation is fine-ish, the shortage is real and will still be for a while. We are still at a phase of increasing pricing and well behind demand but once demand is fulfilled then these are not necessarily that valuable or super-specialised industries.\nProfit selling is definitely part of it and so is sector rotation. Whilst MU/SNDK plummeted, Apple, Amazon and Google went up significantly this week.\nIt’s a bit of all but not necessarily a sign this run will crash because the demand is still massive at the moment. |
| Half of this match was spent laying on the ground smh |
| Monday is gonna be so fab |
| I got invited to a 4th of July party. Pretty sure I’m going to stay home and read \*1929\* |
| Poland would walk over Russia |
| My $50 worth of crypto is ripping lol |
| OPM -- other people's money. |
| \*SLURP\* |
| I really do like America the most. Maybe America is just the place for someone with my volatile and crazy personality... |
| I have more money elsewhere so this was 40 percent of my networth 50k loss is 40 percent. |
| They don’t have any gas to get there |
| Japan |
| The Australian supporters holding their banners upside down gave me a giggle |
| I think people aren't paying enough attention to travel numbers\n\nI'm very curious how bad the tourism is here in San Diego, seems like a historical decline in people visiting a city that is built on tourism.\n\nRemember, the US job market is based on services and decline in tourism of this magnitude is going to be a shock on the economy regardless of supply side economics. |
| Asts calls ???? |
| Just sitting here with my thumb up my ass waiting for Monday morning |
| Seriously Bbbbbb. WhyBbbbb. Falls BbbbBb |
| Calls? |
| How’s your shorts doing pal |
| Crypto Rotation ♥️ |
| Can't reveal too much, but you'll be happy |
| False |
| sounds useful |
| Nvidia CEO **Jensen Huang** will join SK Hynix Chairman Chey Tae-won at the Nasdaq MarketSite in New York City on July 10, 2026, to ring the opening bell. Crazy. |
| lol I’ve lost 56,750 in 12 months and that’s 86% of my portfolio |
| Do it!! |
| Overtime for soccer should just be a 1v1 game of foosball at midfield |
| Snail mucus and soju for my Korean gf SK |
| A few separate things here.\n\nIt says that foreign investors (institutional and retail) pulled out 120 trillion, and local retail investors added 75 trillion, while not mentioning local institutional investors. Which might have easily overpowered the outflow. Also, largest local institutional investor is the National Pension Service, and it inflates SK Hynix and Samsung market cap with a huge pile of public money.\n\nAny type of short selling has been illegal in Korea for a while. Only a year ago it was enabled, while naked short selling still remains a serious crime carrying huge penalties and up to life in prison. As well as too high capital requirements. So it’s safe to say there isn’t much short selling in Korea, making the market bullish biased, while in the US it’s a tug of war between overleveraged longs and naked shorts.\n\nInvesting X amount of money into a stock doesn’t add X amount of money to its market cap. And likewise pulling out X amount of money doesn’t remove said money from the market cap. The market cap and stock price are determined by the live auction. If bulls bid up the price using mostly market buys while sellers mostly use limit sells, your stock will climb. And conversely if bulls conservatively use limit buys while sellers dump market sells, the stock will crash. It’s a shares supply/demand thing more than anything else. Supply/demand distortions can be driven by a lot of factors. |
| Watching my sister waste her cash on completely random Amazon purchases simply because they're on discount and there's nothing I can do to stop it.. An avocado slicer, really??? |
| Did you really type this out? |
| Wendy's nothing but Wendy's. |
| I was debating full porting into MSTR LEAPS on thursday. I went in with about a third of my portfolio instead. The rest is in 2x ETH, SOL, and XRP ETF's. \n\nOPEN THE CASINO |
| Turns out we were the paperhand the whole time 😔 |
| Offff so many peace deals SPY 9000 EOY |
| Potbelly’s |
| You can just continue to post your positions I will deposit you your earnings every month |
| What’s ur number |
| Big brain 🧠 is here |
| *Making |
| do you post your trade ideas anywhere? im in a similar drawdown without options |
| Think the Meta thing spooked some people about how long the massive demand for compute will continue, but probably will last a couple days before everyone finds a new shiny object |
| They are priced based on future cash flows, in theory. Make more money over time -> price rises. Also, those companies both invest in a great deal of R&D, even as they buy back shares and increase dividends, so continue to expand their markets. |
| Yea not worried, I have a 6 hours headstart |
| figure theyre sitting at home or in their Teslas. Bombard them w ads. Its brilliant |
| Well there goes the only half decent Philly cheese steak sandwich in Florida. |
| Hey, look at my car keys ! Do I win ??\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/ucjzzjo0s2bh1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2b3eaa8ca7e03bf69836157d37e3f16a55d42f9f |
| I made threada few times already. Profit marginal 90% \nSamaung alone 600 billion profit. Use google!!! |
| No🚫⛔️ |
| God you people are all amoebas |
| Yeah towards the end of the year though - no catalysts next week then? |
| Lmaoooo I'm actually a genius for buying MSTR on thursday |
| 😉 |
| 🫴💩 |
| Everytime when US market is closed then stock rallies. Maybe we should not open US market at all? |
| facts |
| Dominicans |
| LOL MSTR bers sweating |
| Uh huh. Yeah I’m a bot with a time machine since my account is far older than LLM lmao.\n\nNow I’m fully convinced you are just a kid being dragged along by your parents’ vacation and is bored lmao.\n\nSo you are stuck between Reddit and counting how many friends you have 😂 |
| Someone Cash App me 200$ for some good time tonight |
| I used my Robinhood gold rewards cash to buy those |
| Rumors are Iran is contemplating making a holiday of the day Taco decided to enter War with them because of all the money and leverage they've made back. |
| Well, I can't ask : main rule to win ? |
| Says more about OPs sector concentration than the market. S&P 500 closed 1 Jun at 7483.23, and closed 2 Jun at 7483.24. Up a grand 0.00013%.\n\nI think META's decision to sell compute was key to the rotation. All the hyperscalers have been engaged in value destroying malinvestment in gen AI for two years, and we're getting hints at a top. Picks and shovel plays were also short lived in past gold rushes. |
| Very sad day for Bul. Couldn’t even pump it |
| More margin... must be bullish |
| He’s only explained it about one million times. |
| The buffet guy wrote a book, "The buffett way".....easy read, not as much sneeze guard content as you would expect.....speakinb of rare longshots am I allowed to ask if anyone is following pulsar helium? |
| You should maybe try the hospital and let them know what you think is happening |
| Russia invading Poland. Big red Monday lol |
| People on here. Well not on here anymore. They started their own sub |
| I cleaned my house, now time for salt and peppa Chinese chicken wings, Chili my bud's bringing over, beer, and weed 🇺🇸🍻 |
| >!🅱️ENIS!< |
| It said the same thing about removing my ex-wife. |
| Online |
| They are on this sub. |
| Open the casino |
| Who bought 106000 330 spcx calls expiring friday |
| Is there a code word for swingers? Besides a pineapple? |
| Bernstein estimates that SK hynix’s DRAM gross margin in Q2 will reach 90.9%… Q3 92%\n\nAnd people selling this stock??? Already in 2027 they earn more profit than Nvidia. And in 2028 double it. |
| Open the casino |
| That just means one was more net-negative than the other. Doesn't mean either was net-positive. Also, did you do any research on Zuckerberg's philanthropy? He's funded medical research among other things. |
| The good thing is with the low battery, the phone will get switched off and you can forget this |
| Open the casino |
| July is Canada's birthday month , sorry Americans |
| Every time I do well with shares I get mad I didn’t buy calls instead lol |
| By convincing other dumbass people, its not his money lmao |
| You guessed wrong. I’m gay. 🤣\n\nNow let me guess: you’re poor with a not-so-hot girlfriend and my comment really struck a nerve. Otherwise why would you have commented? |
| Oh nice I was gonna get to that Sunday. So the low is probably coming soon but memory can still go sideways for awhile. Need MU cheaper I hate how even ootm calls on either are like 20k+ each |
| How was the Casino closed on World Freedom and Capitalism Day? Makes no sense… |
| Is it popping? Wisdomtreecorn etc is slightly negative today |
| Where do I get good cocaine from |
| Teach me. |
| Just change your last name to Trump, problem solved. |
| How do you pick your trades through research or just technical indicators both or other strategies? Any tools you use to pick trades? I need to increase my bank roll because I only 1-3 weeks out on trades because don’t have the capital |
| Where does Michael Saylors dumbass get enough money to buy like a million bitcoins? |
| did someone watch supergirl or smth |
| Australia Egypt is the shittest game of football ive ever seen |
| Skill issue, ur due on the next one |
| That's how my local shop is. It's family owned so when the family is working, it's 10/10. When they have just some random employee working, it's like a totally different sandwich somehow. I'm not a dignity-of-work crazed puritan or anything, but holy shit at least try to do your job to spec and earn your paycheck. |
| Do it, Wile E. Coyote. |
| But you shit in the pool once and no one ever shuts the fuck up about it even at the 15 year class reunion |
| Let me guess you’re dating a mid white woman? |
| *burn 4b on pie in the sky bullshit |
| not just a hobby, a whole life with friends relationships kids the whole package! |
| Fk how come every time I get drunk I wake up with this 1% tag? |
| The KOSPI staged a massive V-shaped recovery today, bouncing back aggressively from yesterday’s sharp sell-off.\n\nThe index reclaimed the 8,000-point milestone, closing up **+5.76%** at **8,088.34** (a gain of 440.25 points). -- Cad hedged SOXL is up from what I heard --- Expecting relief rally on semi's on Monday potentially\n\n |
| So now that i know you are a bot .... |
| It objectively is. |
| 🌽🌽🌽🌽 |
| It's not a matter of if, but WEN |
| Those countries aren't even real |
| DAWNAHL DWUMP |
| Not kidding, the most expensive hotel in whatever the fuck the capital of st Lucia is has a set of rules the last of which is Do not defecate in the pool. Can't buy class like that |
| This is one of the last good subreddits on this shithole of a platform |
| Nice.\n\nI'm enjoying his sparring on X these days esp against Ro Khanna being an asshat. One of the best traders in Congress with likely the most inside information out of any district in all of the United States. \n\nGood catch on the Porsche reference. Great car, a 981 is about as deep fucking value as it gets in the car world imo. |
| Bullish. Puts on spcx. |
| I'm peeing in the pool. Well it's my neighbors pool. From the deck. I'm not getting in there's piss in there. |
| The S-1 states that Starlink has a $1.6 trillion/yr total addressable market. |
| What options are you buying now???? |
| That and potential interest rate hikes. Market doesn't like the news. |
| Weird I actually had MP at like 18 for so long. Sold at 22.20 in Jan 2025. Made me realize I need to hold stuff for longer than I had been |