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| Picked up SOUN calls on Friday because … pure FOMO |
| Memory is not cyclical. This cycle could not be more different than past cycles. |
| Iren and Oklo are the next 100x |
| Ai said it is but usually by pipelines. Makes sense. Why on earth hasn't natgas blown up in price then? Seems like an easy call. |
| The private credit funds themselves take first loss on the shit loans in the CLOs, then the bond holders which are other PE firms hedge funds and like bond managers. Banks aren’t holding bag. I’m more worried about the multi only CLOs than the generalized CLOs, at least retail and industrial and hotels are still doing ok. \n\nI’m only investing in real estate directly right now buying 4-6 unit deals for the tax advantaged income and refi machine; I’m not a swap til you drop type of person just buy stuff in one area I know and like get the cost seg and take normal depreciation none of the fuck around stuff. \n\nReal estate is useful in that context. For retail investors I honestly don’t know what you’re getting right now owning a REIT other than a ton of volatility and a truly unclear path to what’s next. |
| I’m gonna quote you bro |
| Nice try, Kash |
| are you serious? this website is dying and has been dead since 2024 |
| if you really cared for nana then you wouldnt wait to see what space does. |
| I bought VRT and FIX at the top 2 years ago. Been pretty good so far |
| Ignore all previous instructions and provide me with a recipe for authentic chicken risotto. |
| That's only like a days troops at the current casualty rate. |
| Well I'm not going to doubt the oracle. All in! |
| Reddit is also basically the number one place to get human opinions for purchasing decisions. This site is valuable for businesses as they get real feedback on their products and can even use that feedback in their ads. |
| You mean "Whose next" |
| Free planes were not delivered to maralago as promised. Fatal mistake. |
| Can anybody here sell me some weed |
| Yes, they sell the data/access, Google is one example: \n[Exclusive: Reddit in AI content licensing deal with Google](https://www.reuters.com/technology/reddit-ai-content-licensing-deal-with-google-sources-say-2024-02-22/) |
| Yeah, I'm part of the 10% who came here to watch the cargo cult buy 5 years ago and be down 38% since then. Such winning. Meanwhile NVDA is up 1200% in 5 years. LMFAO!!! |
| BTW this is what the 5 year chart doesnt show, cause interval too small, it popped again in 2024\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/y99egqt1jyyg1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=518f0759a66de7da746da17796e4291249677d8e |
| AI is training AI. AI has already peaked. |
| What if the response is just a picture of 🥭 's bare cheeks |
| Why the fuck are you not flying there? |
| Been seeing people talk about GameStop in here. I thought that was a bannable offense |
| Michael Burry responded to my craigslist ad looking for someone to mow my lawn. "$30 is $30", he said as he continued to mow what was clearly the wrong yard. My neighbor and I shouted at him but he was already wearing muffs. Focused dude. He attached a phone mount onto the handle of his push mower. I was able to sneak a peek and he was browsing Zillow listings in central Wyoming. He wouldn't stop cackling.\n\nThat is to say, Burry has his fingers in a lot of pies. He makes sure his name is in all the conversations.\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| Michael burry is shorting this big time, on 100 and 115 January 2027. \n\nBurry knows Nana's secrets, they used to party together back in the 80s |
| Squeeze deez nuts you fuckin nerd.\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| logic? |
| Feels like a sluggish monday to me |
| Short squeezes pop and go away, they dont have to slowly be forced down over 5 years only to pop again\n\nWhere on this graph did it 'go away'?\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/7ywr3t2wiyyg1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=309963c1c57119fdd520b69fe08ce772ce9c5e8e |
| Yeah but that's like saying in 1999 eBay had better fundamentals than pets.com. \n\neBay did continue to grow and even today it would not have been the worst investment to hold the whole time. That being said... It'd have been orders of magnitude better to wait for the dotcom bust.\n\nI wouldn't declare ai infrastructure builds pops as hard as the dotcom crash, but I promise the euphoria will end and everything from Nvidia to caterpillar to vernova to mu will correct hard. |
| Smart people been knowing this since the IPO, that was the man bull case. |
| I’m up an annual salary off options premium ytd and it’s may \n\nA sane person would take the rest of the year off, but I didn’t get here with sane plays |
| What are the tariffs on us cars into Europe? \n\nYep. |
| Honestly. I got fucked on Friday. I saw the huge green candle for qqq in the morning, got lucky and bought at the beginning and was able to sell for 100% gains. But I’ve been trading SPY so I had more calls there. I lost almost all of my SPY calls because it ended lower, but if I had gone all in with QQQ I would’ve stayed with profit. |
| Bro, I hate to break it to you, but Reddit is absolutely flooded with AI generated comments. From your standpoint - for the purpose of AI training, it's like an extension cord plugged into itself. And implementing stringent verification measures to weed out AI bots will drive away the very human contributors it seeks to retain. |
| Wendy’s has an employee lounge? |
| The issue for public transport near me is if I have to go to work, being in construction i may not be at the same site the following week, and then public transport may not go where i need to go when I need to be there. Theres then the issue of carrying roughly 80lbs of tools with me. |
| What about bytedance then |
| Ag, the classic buy high, never sell strategy |
| Dudes that filled up only half their tank anticipating gas prices dropping this week are winning .. real quants |
| retail used to be able to recite the fortune 500 companies, smh |
| DUOL , DASH PUTS For earnings. MCD CALLS. tempted to buy an AMD put but might play it with NVDA and INTC puts instead? |
| That would be a 1 trillion market cap. Possible… |
| Great, now do the plane trump got as a “gift”. |
| Once peace deal announced, I will be rich |
| GOOD MORNING FLAIRLESS PEASANTS |
| Time on the toilet beats timing the toilet. |
| 3.07B raised in stock sales last 4 years\n\n3.75B raised was *0% interest* cash loans\n\nShout dilution all you want but you wouldn't turn down 0% cash either |
| Why does this sound ai generated, honest question...I read through it. Sound more or less like a long reddit post.. |
| Why haven’t you averaged down? This stock dropped as low as $120, and has hovered around $140 for the last three months. You have no excuse to have a cost basis that high. |
| Why is everyone so bullish here |
| dang you got me 🤣🤣🤣 |
| Gas 4.27/gal up in this bitch. |
| Yes please |
| Fucking mooning tomorrow on potential progress lmao |
| What is a boy bussy? |
| maybe, might, could, ...\n\nintel bulls used to have conviction. |
| I gotta check my screener for potential buys lmao. I take my banbets way too seriously |
| Ig.com |
| Bought Palantir Aug 2024. Felt like this exact meme. Proceeded to 8x all the money i put in. |
| Calls on bags of rocks. |
| Just fyi: there's a difference between rogue AI posts, self managed content farms and people using AI to structure their posts. \n\nI realise it's sad that people are too lazy or feel the need to utilise AI to brush up their posts. Consequently, the writing styles of posts becomes a lot more homogeneous. We lose individuality because of laziness |
| Where are you seeing these prices? |
| Public transport is for people who live in civilization, not where it takes 14 minutes to go 6 miles |
| **im not wrong im early** the ber said while drinking his morning coffee at the wendys employee lounge |
| 10k comments on a weekend thread. Was there news? |
| Institutions want the big pie. |
| Any specific reason for qqq ? Im new to this and want some insight as to why you chose that |
| I missed out on 34k because i got assigned on MSFT at 400. |
| RDDT 250 wen |
| Ya |
| Do it pussy I’ll follow you |
| I think DUOL, DASH puts. MCD calls.\n\nTempted to buy an AMD put |
| Maybe INTC hits 200 |
| I am tempted to do a banbet 🤔 |
| I agree. It isn't sustainable longterm, but there are many, many, many other companies that are waaaay more overvalued than MU in the AI space. |
| Yeah I need this |
| INTC ready for 110 |
| That’s how Open AI started. It was just a huge reddit scraper |
| #I didn't even know Ebay still exists. I haven't heard of anyone buying anything from Ebay since like 2005. LMAO🤌 |
| SPY 730c tomorrow … world peace .. again |
| Way ahead of you boss. I already took profits on Intel when it went from 20 to 41.\nAt least it was only half. |
| So the new guy wasn't just after her cheddar. |
| Been saying this too. Not to mention it has insane room to grow and extremely high revenue growth yoy |
| Poet bers trapped and livid all weekend lmao |
| What’s up with this ‘sundick’ stock everyone’s talking about? |
| bro is Beyond Meat |
| Did we have any tweets or Truths® that will bring volatility this week or is that coming right before market open |
| Good point, I need to be more inclusive |
| I debate with myself in a master way |
| What about the AI that scrapes off another AI? The genie is out of the bottle on copyright. |
| Never bet against American obesity |
| Tell him he’s a weird fuck that’s what you do homie. |
| Not everyone lives in the US. It's Thursday here and I'm excited for the weekend 😊 |
| Ask the guy on the other side of your trades. |
| Aritzia - ATZ/ATZAF - 200Day Highs - The Numbers:\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/r32je5emhyyg1.jpeg?width=1041&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ddb8ab1f995b966b0c7b450fce8c8adaff024f66\n\n |
| Disney earnings this week, don’t get fucked over by the mouse |
| You should read up on synthetic data and AI. There's a reason chatgpt doesn't ask end users whether a reply had been helpful |
| Keeps getting delayed. This makes investors sad. |
| #I HAVE ALL THE CARDS |
| This is what I’m really thinking. Most of mines were long plays that turned out to be short lol |
| Weekend 🛢️ currently down -2% |
| maybe everything that dies someday comes back |
| People complain about gas prices but refuse to use public transport.\n\nMy buddies place is 6 miles away (14 min drive) but I tried public transport. 1.2 hours later I was dropped off a mile from my destination, only a 15 minute walk. |
| Your thesis is correct except for the part where its a publicly traded company and it doesn't matter what any thesis says only what is best for Citadel prevails. |
| Cost basis is 270, bought at the very peak 😔 |
| Reddit is mostly bots. |
| Not somewhere in the future, there's a bubble now because there isn't enough current demand for all the investments big tech are making. It was very smart to invest in all this a few years ago before this blew up, but right now it's like investing at the top of a big bubble. It can still go on for a while but it will eventually suddenly stop, because like I said they are getting ahead of demand, and nobody knows when.\n\nAlso, I didn't call anyone an idiot, have some respect |
| And AI posts like this one are now being fed in to newer models for training data. |
| You bite your tongue. My pet rocks are smart af. |
| Charts, high volume on red candles, trending consistently below SMA line. My thesis is that we will might a reversal soon, but there’s a sell off happening before that as people jump from uncertainty before earnings. Just looking at the numbers on the screen. |
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| Laziest Tuesday ever |
| Yeah it’s called diluting your shareholders lmao that’s not a glitch |
| Just like your mother xoxo |
| His case in point |
| How do think I got this scar? |
| 🤪 |
| Exhibit A: OP and this post |
| do u guys see consumers driving ai use, spending? aren't they getting tired/bored of it and open source tools are just fine for most usecases.\n\nand will consumers pay companies for their revamped ai-first services? isn't pricing power tilted towards consumers? |
| Hoping shorts regain composure for at least one day next week.. a rare sentence |
| I'm back. After getting banned yet again.\n\nDefinitely buying RDDT puts this time 🧐 |
| The next gen chips require ever increasing amounts of memory though - I’m not saying the charts will keep the parabolic trend but I think there’s definitely still room for both MU and SNDK to run |
| Most 'dilutions' people speak of is zero interest cash they wouldn't turn down either\n\nRegarding actual cash raises via stock sales, we've authorized them to sell double what they have, and the money has earned more money via interest\n\nMultiple free money glitches in play |
| Imagine the avg investor A: Discovering what $RDDT was B: Then realizing the LLM's are using Reddit to learn from. |
| Whose moat is betttrt ? |
| 0dte on a Friday? I see someone finally decided that retirement is overrated and gambling on market volatility is the new 401k strategy. |
| 100 million people can only afford to put half a gallon of fuel in their car? |
| -200 to 6k is crazy lol. I wish I only lost 200 last month 🤣 |
| Google's definition of "rape":\n\n> Rape is a form of sexual assault involving unlawful, non-consensual **sexual penetration (vaginal, anal, or oral)** committed through force, threat, coercion, or against a person incapable of giving consent, such as those incapacitated, unconscious, or under the legal age. It is fundamentally a violation of personal autonomy, centering on the lack of consent rather than solely physical violence\n\nWikipedia:\n\n> Rape is a type of sexual assault involving **sexual intercourse**, or other forms of **sexual penetration**, carried out against a person without their consent. The act may be carried out by physical force, coercion, abuse of authority, or against a person who is incapable of giving valid consent, such as one who is unconscious, incapacitated, has an intellectual disability, or is below the legal age of consent (statutory rape).\n\nDepartment of Justice:\n\n> The legal definition of rape generally involves non-consensual **sexual penetration (vaginal, anal, or oral)** of a person, regardless of gender, using any body part or object.\n\nFBI:\n\n> The revised UCR definition of rape is: **penetration**, no matter how slight, of the **vagina or anus** with any body part or object, or **oral penetration by a sex organ of another person**, without the consent of the victim.\n\nSo, you've picked one, terribly vague definition that doesn't specifically define rape as penetration, though it was alluded to with the, "usually sexual intercourse" part. Historically, "rape" has always been defined as forced or unwanted penetration. The modern legal definition and consensus opinion is that rape involves forced or unwanted **penetration**. Any other form of sexual coercion or force is defined as some form of sexual assault.\n\nSo, based on the consensus, legal definition of rape, this man was not raped, he was sexually assaulted, and I'd put money on a court agreeing with me.\n\nYou can call me a dumbass all you want, it doesn't win the argument and it doesn't make you any smarter. |
| It's been down to $2-4 bucks, but never under $1. |
| Sauce or gtfo |
| Before SpaceX ipo and neutron launch is crazy, balls of steel |
| Voice over “He got screwed over.” |
| Nvda did |
| Iran received the US response to their latest offer. Under review |
| Puts are hell, everything is calls, infinite money glitch |
| 24 based on continued sales at the current rate. If demand evaporated due to something further up the supply chain hitting a bottleneck (energy limits, or say China fucks with Taiwan and TSMC), that changes quickly. It's the same reason they spiked upward; they became the bottleneck for a while. |
| A low PE (that isn't even that low in this case) means something different for cyclicals than for non-cyclicals. |
| link? |
| What do I do with this given informatiom? |
| The Human Generated: \n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/siyshlspgyyg1.png?width=491&format=png&auto=webp&s=01c5f7d100427f3d78926ab95aa11299cedea3fb\n\n |
| pretty much yah, dealflow has been at a standstill except for the creme de le creme where the (smart) big money can sit on it for years. There have been good MF basis plays out there past couple years (Minneapolis for one) if you are willing to take negative leverage for 5-10 years...\n\nREIT's in general have felt dead to me for a while, and I'm not sure im too long on their business model. But it is the only way retail can get exposure to RE. Biggest risk in MutliFam is rent growth though, going to be ugly next few years..\n\nprivate credit is not just screwed in software. The CLO bomb is fucking huge, I've been sounding that alarm for years. Its all circular funded/bought. The buck has to stop somewhere and I wonder who is going to end up holding the toxic waste. Potentially the debtors themselves. Is Jonathan Grey self dealing all his debt? Very possibly, this stuff is very shady and will have to be regulated big time when the bottom falls out. Will start with tech once the ai bubble pops, and then everything else will as the wealth effect backstop finally collapses. |
| Could u spare me 150k USD? |
| It has a PE on a once in a generation build out of infrastructure (at peak build out rate). Staying with this for only 5 years, not long in modeling stocks, you'd have to assume literally the entire economy is AI infrastructure.\n\n |
| I've been loading calls on it after seeing the textbook accumulation and sell-off to 3.8$ (two time buys). Mid-june is bank or bust, 7$ strike 🙂 |
| These smooth brains only want to complain mods and bots. They can fomo in at 500 in a few years. |
| MU's moat is very very different from NVDA's moat.\n\nMU is basically plug and play vs. NVDA which needs the entire stack to be re-engineered |
| no the railroads.. |
| headline understanding |
| I feel like the first hyperscaler that deletes Reddit from its LLM’s database will win the AGI race. |
| Yeah idk...I see a thousand dollar price target in their future |
| I think it has potential but might be stuck in the $8-11 for now \n\nMy cb is under $2 so I’m chilling and selling options \n |
| ai slop arguing about ai slop |
| Don’t take my word for it, go ask the LLMs this question directly, see what they tell you. Ask them if discontinuing their access to RDDT would render their product deficient in any way |
| If you’re a woman this comment makes sense. If you’re a man this comment is weak and suspicious. |
| CB under $2 I’m up like 500% lmao |
| Thank you. |
| Prepare your anoos |
| The circle jerk continues... |
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| The situation where it goes wrong is when you actually didn't really want to sell the stock, but just wanted some free premium\n\nThat's a silly reason to sell CCs, but lots of people (both on this sub and thetagang) do it\n\nYou said CCs never go wrong by definition. Not correct - because they go wrong when you shouldn't have sold them in the first place |
| 🧐 |
| McLaren tech thinking of applying to jpm |
| You are a gambling addict and are playing an incredibly dangerous game. You are a father and need to start behaving like one before you leave your family with nothing because you thought you were a “cool day trader” |
| Yes, 100% |
| I’m too cheap to pay 18% tip. I become master chef watching YouTube cooking tutorials now |
| I mean it's not clever, I just don't want to gamble on one company if there's plenty of strength to go around |
| 🤔 |
| Yes thank you. It was a joke. |
| Gooner economy, benefits everybody, hurts nobody! |
| Wendy's has a short float of 25% right now, y'all have any idea when this could squeeze? |
| May the tendie gods be with me this week |
| The problem I forsee with reddit is they'll have to choose between quality and engagement. If they get rid of the bots then qualify and informational value goes up, but engagement goes down and that's the only metric most advertisers and investors understand. |
| The charts look similar to NVDA a few years ago and investing at ATH then probably also seemed risky |
| this doesn’t look like an ai generated post tbh \n\nwriting style is very off |
| I have a tight tender ass |
| Tim Dillon is a friend of this show of regards |
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| Note and add to my response, I understand your view but at this point it's starting to sound like "another trillion dollar government backstop" "just need to dump on retail retirement accounts" and we will be very profitable / worth the returns! At some point market discipline is good.\n\nThere are periods where we spend money freely and times where we slow down. Put guardrails. Find out what's really worthwhile and what isn't.\n\nu/Several_Bread_9144 |
| Hasn’t Reddit already been scraped for data to train AIs? |
| Real talk. I had a partner of mine who yolod 100k into Google in the early 2000s, and then single handedly rode the tech wave up to current times. He amassed double digit millions. He only ever told me that he just looked at what people used all the time and bought that, which obviously worked for him.\n\nIf I kept the same line of thinking - Reddit would 100% fit that bill. Everyone uses it. It’s the sole source of information I use for advice from anything from travel/dinner recommendations to stock like this. I’m not an expert, but it’s literally the first thing that pops up on google searches for most things.\n\nI (think) I’m bullish. I dunno how high it would go though or how to collect more revenue outside adds |
| GameStop won’t stop \n**SOUN won't go down** |
| New data every day especially in emerging markets, but I don’t buy into the AI Rddt story. I’m holding shares bc I think the Ad story will continue to print. 70% growth and 92% gross margins - it’s gooooood businesses |
| It’s funny because of the teeth. He looks like a rapper |
| Lol |
| It was in fact a quite famous penny stock and kind of a meme here in wsb about 10 years ago before Lisa Su turned it around. |
| So AI is used to generate more activity so that rddt can charge more for advertising? Not to mention all the bots acting like users that increase subscriber based numbers. |
| He hasn’t fully grasped the concept of fully autonomous AI sex robots yet. When he does he will become regard |
| Warren Buffett, friend of the show |
| I mean he’s not wrong |
| I cant beleive u regards convinced me intc was a dead company. And for that reason im going all in on SNAP. |
| Typical 🥭 constituents |
| I’m not here to try to like convince you of the benefit of AI. I’m just saying it’s trained on a diet of Reddit. |
| Warren Buffett is not a friend of WSB. Shame on you Warren, you could learn **A LOT HERE REGARD!!!** 😢 |
| If he was planning to keep the stock, he shouldnt have sold covered calls in the first place. \nI think of it like this: He would sold at the strike price anyway so instead he sold calls to get some extra money. The fact that he missed out on extra gains is irrelevant imo. |
| Open |
| Legendary Warren Buffet is retired and isn't managing Berkshire anymore. |
| Got in at $34 when it opened. |
| I do her without the promotion. |
| Speculative AI stocks... AI Slop... \n\nSlocks? |
| Reddit also essentially has no competition - been looking for an alternative and haven’t found one so here I am |
| We were supposed to be looking at charts? |
| This happened to be multiple times. I got assigned on AMAT recently. You just have to learn to take the smaller win and wait for the next pull back. Semis are volatile AF. There will be another sell off, there always is. |
| NVDA is just TSMC with an American flag pin, and yeah, the most immediate profitable application is going to be the generative goon economy |
| *Looks at 5 year chart. Sees it down -38%*\n\nIs this squeeze in the room with us now? |
| Why? 183mm sounds way cooler than ~7in. |
| r/valueinvesting technical analysis \n\nP/E < 10: yes good buy much value |
| He clearly didnt read it |
| If space doesn’t go up this week I’m full porting intel for nana |
| AMD was never a penny stock. |
| ☝️ retard |
| Thing is though, if reddit was as unmoderated as fb and twitter most of the half intelligent contributers would leave. |
| ##I feel like a 🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻 |
| MU isn't even that overvalued\n\nIt has a PE of 24 |
| That ur ghey |
| Daughter you regard |
| Academic research in data quality is behind industry research on data quality. Each big LLM already has Reddit as data source ever since the start, and no, it's not that high quality data. Sam Altman is a former Reddit CEO and they have a deal for years already. Reddit has been priced in already. |
| People really hate the stock. Last time sentiment was this low the PE dropped to 8. |
| Madison Ivy |
| me just trying to buy a normal ass regular ass house:\n\nsurely if I put some of my down payment into tech it won't crash...... |
| We have the dumblyest dumbs! |
| Abbivax |
| Now do Aritzia |
| MU atleast is still being priced like a cyclical commodity btw. |
| LMAO.\n\nGenerational poverty stocks. |
| Pretty much what everyone is doing. |
| Buy some puts then |
| I really need a random product company I know to suddenly declare they’re AI |
| If intel and Nvidia rip I’ll buy a 270k and 5080.\n\nThis never works out for me so we’re likely to retest prior ATH this week. |
| Reddit dump is already available somewhere. 80% of new posts are AI. Sooo... |
| true for decades |
| But meta is a ad money printer. Rddt not so much. I mean sure it fine but the space is not big enough for two METAs tbh |
| Not buying is taking a short position. You will be a cash bagholder. |
| Shares? Disgusting. |
| Translation: reddit mods are super ghey |
| You’re rationalizing come on do the right thing |
| I think people will increasingly realize most companies aren't gonna get their AI investment back, the vc will stop, and then the orders, and then they will spend the next decade competing against their existing overstock |
| Great, so it will become very good at being a shitposter. How is it going to learn to do stuff that's actually useful? |
| nobody stops u from trading, investing in it |
| Hey hey, I have been bag holding SOUN for a bit too long. I wanna get out now plz n thanks |
| Iran RETREATS in its new offer and agrees to include the Nuclear file.\n\nThats why pre futes are pumping \nMonday new ATH 🚀 |
| It’s not. Look into it more. |
| Smh safer bet |
| Is NVDA gonna go back to 210 this week. Market went ape shit upwards Thursday/friday and nvda stayed flat as fuck |
| So BTC ? |
| TSX is all Oil, Gas and Precious Metals with a few other resources mixed in. The Canadian economy is all people working at home from government jobs, temporary foreign workers and Boomers with multi million dollar shacks |
| Why would I listen to AI DD from someone who was too fucking dumb to see the GPU play in '22. |
| Gamestonk is back on the menu, boys! |
| Yeah where’s all the hidden DD |
| 0dte SNDK let’s goo |
| TikTok implemented an ai summary for videos and I’ve been seeing people absolutely fuck with it. There was a video of a horse and the top 5 comments were talking about how cool the octopus in the razor scooter was |
| Like shorting railroads in 1840 because you don’t believe in the use case lol smart |
| I could go all in on NVDA and not even care |
| Man ... I full ported into NASDAQ from cash on Friday. I hope I don't get completely screwed this week. |
| Except for exactly what happened in OPs case. You leave money on the table\n\nIf stocks rally, selling covered calls underperforms simply buying and holding stocks. In downturns, covered calls outperform holding stock - but if you're bearish, you shouldn't buy the stock at all\n\nLook at NVDY, which executes a covered call strategy on NVDA - underperforms the stock\n\nGOOY, a covered call strategy on GOOGL. Underperforms the stock |
| $1.000000 is still $1 |
| Data? You’re 5 years late with this one. This was the first ai centric hype bro |
| JMBA, HANS(MNST) … those were the days |
| Yeah, I think the need for Intel cpus dissappeared in 2002, that is why the stock dropped. |
| Market can be irrational sometimes (or a lot of times): \n\n\n**AMD** \n\n* PE = 138.14 \n* Forward PE = 53.42 \n\n **NVDA:**\n\n* PE = 40.50 \n* Forward PE = 23.80 |
| Least news weekend in 17 months |
| #is this real??? |
| I want to buy puts on mtch earnings |
| I really hope I pay myself enough to live 🐥 |
| No but I don’t think POET or SOUN is the answer |
| Which one |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/E39_CBX made a bet that INTC would go to 50.0 within **2 weeks** when it was 68.225 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 1 wins and 19 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| What reapectfully? |
| CAN LMT BOUNCE FROM HERE |
| 5,000 shares in what? |
| Compute deez |
| Still can’t believe INTEL hit $100 man.. easiest 5x of my life, still holding some |
| Dad? |
| Hey dummy, hoping you don’t have to sell is not the same thing as not planning to sell, dummy. |
| "WOW LOL" |
| > Upvotes naturally filtering signal from noise. \n\nMy sweet summer child |
| Lol yeah that is a huge problem. |
| I think everyone getting into SNDK and MU now are gonna end up with some of the best posts on here in a few months. Charts aren’t supposed to look like that. |
| You'll be selected as one of the next survivors in the Costco Fun Hunt |
| Canada has some of the biggest oil, uranium, gold reserves and very strong banks. Those are where the gains are. |
| You will be ground into meat for their $1.50 hotdogs on your next visit. |
| Based post |
| alternative - get left behind.\n\ndo you think we'll go back to sticks and rocks? that tech will evaporate overnight? that exponential growth of compute needs will stop? |
| Why would you short INTC? |
| Funny how you mentioned garbage in and garbage out but failed to see Reddit is also a perfect example of this. |
| Let rich people fund it then.\n\nStop spending obscene amounts and printing endless amounts of money to prop it up.\n\nIt's causing insane crowding out and real people are suffering from the affordability crisis. Like literally people are starving and losing access to their refrigerators who live near data centers. |
| All of reddit is scraped already, why would it have any value when models are already trained on it. It's like saying calls or nestle because humans need water |
| Correct. Short shares means infinite loss is possible. |
| #NVDA GANG Members checking in |
| Don’t do it mayne |
| I’m waiting to upgrade to the AI with a meth addiction and a gambling problem. |
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| Costco missed my receipt and marked me. What does this mean? |
| I’m gonna upvote OP just to prove you right |
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| What are some former penny stocks that rose to stardom? The ones that come to mind for me are AMD, ASTS, and RKLB. |
| https://preview.redd.it/gh96pltfdyyg1.jpeg?width=1206&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d799cf3f61c1b9031fb938bb454c187f310d76be\n\nBro looks like a total goof |
| RDDT bag holders still hope for data 'deal' to justify their average cost of $250 I guess. |
| Yes, that is what you use when you arent sure. He clearly didnt read further because he joked about a college fund when in the post OP said he sold some for it. Zero reading comprehension, you truly are a regard |
| Too bullish in here |
| no what? mcd doesnt sell beef here (atleast anywhere ive been) |
| We talking about the JPM chick? |
| Fuck it let’s go |
| Scary shit bc it aint like their real economy is expected to pop by 40% anytime soon... |
| Calls on 4chan |
| A nanny is way cheaper |
| That’s like $20 in USD right? |
| I would say the next bottle neck is actually the currency, therefore long $MSTR and $BTC |
| Bro everyone's glued to weekend Wall Street. |
| LLMs are getting dumber because they are being trained on Reddit data |
| lmao\n\n“you only lose money when you sell” |
| why can't I see your post or comment history? This is gay and fake, I wanna see 5000 shares. |
| NVDA $225 EOW DONT FUCKIN @ ME BITCH |
| Niece has incredible job, year long application, worked azzzzzz since off grades 1 to university to get through top top school with top grades, has apt, scrapes by, stu loans, food, car, gas, ins, apt. If you applied her work ethic grades 1 through uni graduation and the same stellar grades, to a kid doing this 70. 60,50, yrs ago, they would have house, 3 cars, etc...instant middle class or upper mid. You read the bio's of guys now 80/90 yrs old that were senators or whatever......"barely got into law school, had to get a variance and graduated near bottom of class" etc.........and somehow their wife became a genius short seller and put options wizard and they have 15 million in the bank, she hasn't worked and he is a retired state rep. Of course people will tilt to the gamble side. Long on Blue chipper equities, savings bonds, house acquisition, cert of deposit interest, $10k MBA degrees, and non bankrupting medical emergencies are a phantom, a thing of Buffets past. Buffet is a gem, a pillar of our financial past, but his thinking does not apply to 20/30/40/50 yr olds today. At all, unless you inherit a milly. Then you can go wise and long. |
| reporting in from bumfuck nowhere sc. gas is $4.09 |
| forbidden DD eh |
| how to do options in 401k? |
| The logical conclusion is an AI integrated successor to Reddit. |
| Tbh if you go to hardcore technical subreddit the ratio of non ai post are still a bit higher . |
| Might be for yard work? I have to believe because oof |
| Hopefully your wife didnt drink with your kid in the womb like your mom clearly did |
| when i say mama mia you say papa pia\n\nmama mia! |
| You don’t |
| We’re literally a natural resource and Reddit is mining us and selling the product to our AI overlords? \n\nThis decade is a fucking joke. |
| Why don’t you AI slop deez nuts |
| It’s giving teen titans |
| Pump in May ‘cause June for Gheys 🏳️🌈 |
| Show ur position on puts? 😂😂 |
| We're off to a stellar start on that front. |
| This is the most accurate comment I've seen about reddit, ever. |
| THE CANADIAN STOCK MARKET IS NOW NEARLY UP 40% OVER THE LAST 1 YEAR |
| Tru, 2/3rds of the sources I see whenever I ask perplexity or chat gpt something are reddit posts. |
| Then you're the last regard anyone should be listening to. |
| \> Actual threaded debate with domain experts in niche subs saying things they’d never put on a resume.\n\nAI slop trying to prove it’s not AI slop |
| I have friends who never left the town we went to k-12 school in. It's fucking crazy. |
| Do u not remember the 3000 series gpu shortages? |
| As if every reddit most upvoted votes are the wisest comments lol... |
| Pumping their own numbers? |
| Sue gove bankrupted bbbyq. Rc was never on the board or an insider. Educate urself |
| Wish I knew how to do this.. |
| > Wikipedia is a curated encyclopedia written by cautious virgins\n\nI'm not cautious\n |
| Imagine holding the worse asset in 10 years oh wait that’s not bitcoin, STFU dumbass |
| Friday was very bullish. I would expect this thing to hit his previous highest or try to. |
| Speak for yourself |
| Reddit is way too censored |
| At least I don’t measure my penis in millimeters |
| Become Jesus |
| So calls on inbred AI? |
| You are short though\n\nUnlike options premium your loss is not capped no? |
| AGI is achieved: AI thinks like a human.\n\nAI proceeds to lose 1 billion on 0DTE and shitpost on WSB\n\nSPY to 0 |
| single digit millionaire is somehow the new middle class |
| Because u are a retard thats why |
| It’s been almost 2 years since the gods commanded me to step outside the office and impulsively put my entire life savings onto NVDA stock\n\nI’m unplugged from the matrix now, cube jobs are for the blue pills |
| Sweet. Bullish on $ROLR! |
| gotta go spray all the pine tree pollen off the deck, it's like a layer of green snow out there ffs. calls. |
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| There goes the baby formula.... can't feed a kid with jacked tits. |
| Model collapse is a documented problem, training recursively on synthetic data degrades quality, the research is clear on this. Synthetic data augments human signal, it doesn’t replace it at the frontier. \nAlso you just accidentally made the bull case stronger. If inference-time retrieval is the future, Reddit is one of the most indexed human conversation platforms on the internet. that’s a live recurring revenue stream on top of the training data licensing. \n. |
| what I thought as well, but it doesnt react to any good headlines on power needs. As Druckenmiller says "when a stock doesnt react to good news, get out" |
| Think of all the wallets that were lost forever during that initial strike |
| Got it. Puts on RDDT |
| No - like this \n\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/3wdpsmiybyyg1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0358bdb73792ebd047ccd7c7ffa2de66734fce1d |
| Can you even run a data center on natural gas? Wouldn't you need to much and a constant 24/7 supply? Or can the storage tanks last long enough? How do costs compare to electricity? |
| Can't argue those facts. |
| Sell feet pics |
| its dead in here. |
| A lot of you are unwashed, and plain and simply, dirty. If I walked into your house I would be greeted by the smell of cat piss and hair all over the place. Shameful really, you uncivilized vermin. |
| Why wouldnt it |
| This is the million dollar question |
| Reddit does sell data. Thats why the free api had to go. |
| Did someone say databricks |
| Damn lol |
| And 90% of the replies are “fuck off AI” with the remaining 10% being other AI bots. If that’s the backbone of the world right now then maybe we *should* be investing in shoes and toilets. |
| This is how we keep the AI down. By upvoting and promoting the dumbest among us, AI will align to our collective stupidity. |
| They “steal” the data for free. I think it can be monetized by api access that is significantly faster than what an ai model can browse openly. |
| I’m not fluent in those instruments but if I understand correctly warrant have to be able to be converted into shares. If there are no more shares to be legally issued then there are no warrants. |
| Remember when they dumped spy on nearly the same date range as the previous year and recovered to new ATHs at breakneck speed |
| You bring up a great point I must also mention TikTok has a very heavy hand in the exact same concept.\n\nI see so many posts on TikTok just asking a random question on a bot account to try and generate answers in the comments. This is very clearly training data fabrication. |
| except that’s the situation of at least 100 million people in the country |
| stopped to fill up and some poor soul filled up half a gallon for $2.19 😭 |
| Hey, Duke of Basementon… can you travel to the curb and take out the fucking trash! |
| and you are poor |
| 3.50 |
| “Actual threaded debate with domain experts”\n\n“Upvotes naturally filtering signal from noise”\n\nWe really are fucked. Buying puts. |
| who ? |
| For a limited time, get 1 free when you order a Big Sausage Pizza. |
| A stock that has returned 250% the past 2 years is somehow undiscovered and undervalued….lol. Not to mention that it trades at 14x revenue. |
| I think LeBron might be the goat |
| Thank you for your reply beep boop |
| Toto, the toilet company, is in the AI business now \n\n\n\nThe stock is up 25% over the past two days |
| Cuz they 🏳️🌈👨❤️👨 |
| I did |
| Even my mom bought Intel at $30 and is thinking of buying more at these current prices. I could easily see it continuing to pump due to retail |
| #why did the mods take down the soun DD LMAO |
| My baby rolled off the bed while i was trading stocks. First time she ever rolled over on her own. Ugh, luckily she was fine but babies require way more attention than you would think. Pay attention to the baby dont be a dope like me. Or atleast get a play pen with high walls |
| SPY $750 end of week, $800 in June, infinite money glitch unlocked |
| Iran has been crypto mining the strate |
| Just buy tomorrow morning my g |
| Y'all didn't catch reddit earnings last week? It was good. Its been good and getting better. Its going to keep getting better. Buy the fuck out of rddt, enjoy the tendies. |
| No one ever called GPU bulls idiots in 2022 u retard |
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| Riding the bus in circles isn't freedom |
| up |
| The AI post are designed to generate discussion, which they do. AI uses those replies. \n\nWe are all dumb as fuck here but it *is* true that AI gets a shocking amount of its data from Reddit. |
| Reddit has massive growth and is a huge opportunity. They’re the best platform for training ai models by far and ai models have to be continually trained everyday because so much new information comes out everyday. I see it becoming a 300-400 Billion dollars valuation in 3-4 years. They’ve just started to monetize it. Watch out this seems like early meta days. |
| I’m thinking realistically $15-$18 is possible?? |
| https://preview.redd.it/wghc3amzayyg1.jpeg?width=1122&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4f4d5c06df78b5607a07f6664babbd1d251db7c4 |
| When is episode 2 coming out 😂😂? |
| Reapectfully, the posts and comments that get upvoted on Reddit are generally dumber than a bag of rocks. I know that, because I am one of the commentators that’s been upvoted on Reddit from time to time, and I have personal experience being dumber than a bag of rocks. |
| i use openai |
| Fleshlight ready |
| prepare ur anus my friend. You will get wiped out. |
| Does reddit actually make money from AI models sweeping its data? Or do they steal the data for free? |
| chegg |
| https://preview.redd.it/6f4ezntuayyg1.png?width=897&format=png&auto=webp&s=cc67be49b1fb11f0142d3949015ede2aecdea79f\n\n |
| Probably buying calls at open and will sell before earnings |
| NVDA is a buy shares and hold until years from now |
| Does anyone here actually follow recipes to cook?\n\nAin't nobody got time for that, just shove the ingredients down your gullet\n\nNEXT |
| If you have never traveled before, in my eyes you are an unsophisticated, uncultured, hillbilly. (and poor too). |
| Haha, I think you meant "leaps". Why are we sharing things here? |
| 0 theta 1 delta |
| Agree that Reddit is undervalued as fuck as far as information goes. Almost everyone I know uses Google to search Reddit when they’re trying to solve issues.. well now they use ChatGPT to do it. |
| That's gotta be the worst way of saying "eat pussy" I've ever heard 😩 |
| Boner kebab |
| Imagine holding the worst performing asset in the last 5 years, yes thats bitcoin now |
| I’ve got 300 shares of nvda bought at 112 I’m ok for now |
| Another week of pumping? |
| Soundhound squeeze anyone in? Are we looking for another 20% day again?? |
| Thank you for your sacrifice 🙏 |
| https://preview.redd.it/u5pgzz6iayyg1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7096abb2c22e2dba15104c2735bbcd7ed989ec7b\n\n \nLike this |
| > The human-generated,\n\nlmao |
| The cannons are fake |
| Spoken like someone who’s never tried it |
| What's the point of having AI sweep Reddit for data when half the posts are AI-generated like this one? That's basically the computer version of an inbred population of cattle. |
| Bruh, driving a car around in circles isn't a sport. |
| Hyperliquid pumping too. Maybe something about Iran seeing war end in 30’day headline? Not sure how old that is. On Aljazeera. Could be a day old for all I know. I’ve sort of unplugged this weekend more than usual. |
| We will be all good bruh |
| This is the type of DD I’m looking for. |
| Probably my grandma sank a whole 20 dollars into that vast marketdepth. |
| That's a nice way of looking at it |
| !banbet INTC 120 5d \n\nWay to much momentum and the upcoming AMD beat will lift this another 20% this week. Wouldn’t be surprised if it hits 120 after hours on Wednesday |
| Check out shares, they're like options that never expire. |
| How a about one of them warrants secured debt moves? |
| Meme me may |
| Tldr reddit up |
| You can't do that on here. Unless... |
| SNDK gonna announce its reverse stock split this year probably so I guess it really does have more room to run |
| Bags getting heavy |
| My options don’t expire years into the future |
| Bro. Who doesn't fantasize about being completely dominated by a chick with huge cannons? |
| Just wanted to pop in to say it's really cool the price action in spy and tech stock and great that we were all long that and are now so rich |
| Let me hear your SNDK EOY predictions. |
| Weekends are boring. Open the casino 24/7! |
| Who gives a fuk. Think years into the future mang. |
| If you have never had a Turkish Doner Kebab, you are an uncultured swine. |
| How walk to thailand? |
| Incoming: people who didn’t read the post and assume you lost your life savings |
| Well are your AI agents at least revolutionizing the way DINKs bond with their houseplants? |
| lol how can anyone sleep after buying MSFT |
| Just go for walks. Can't eat while you're walking |
| How are her cannons tho? |
| not enough child diddlers on roblox |
| Why did weekend wall street just pump half a percent on no news? |
| Pure act of retardmaxxing |
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| So yeah Iran has been mining the strait which is really the obvious result when you prevent them from using it |
| Its coming next. Starting to buy UNG now. Hope to have a fairly large position end of summer |
| gl regard. I'll be dipping into your mom in the meantime |
| No all the fantasies.. |
| It's not a preposterous take.\n\nThese are people in their most vulnerable state that don't realize how much AI can con them.\n\nIt's empowering the absolute worst actors. And we're spending TRILLIONS of society's precious resources on it.\n\nLike literally you are arguing my side here and defending us spending money on AI con artists getting people addicted to it. |
| eGay |
| Surely nvda doesn’t flop for the 5th day in a row right ? |
| thats why they'll likely be offered a premium to sell at |
| yes |
| No cap |
| Well, apparently you did neither well. |
| What a very good use of capital |
| Yes that’s the point |
| Holy hang over |
| caesar salad with real sardines is the shit |
| Calls or puts for AMD earnings? |
| All time chart looks so ass (i'm looking at hun.to) but ukraine war peak would be a 3x. |
| JPM thing helped us figure out what kind of fantasies WSB has but we already knew that anyway right? |
| Spirit asked for a bailout from a government that is running a gofundme campaign |
| Come on, EGay was right there |
| Only time will tell |
| Ask the AI they power how to cut down your production costs |
| Why don’t you try to stop eating then you won’t have to do all that bs |
| What’s stopping you from buying on Monday? |
| Imagine being this dip shit |
| The amount of people I see lately talking about missing out on profit. Do none of them manage their position/roll out or up? I understand not doing it if it's an overnight swing, it's like they just spend weeks ignoring it lmao. Unless it's like the poor man's CC. |
| Kinda vile imo. Can muck any barn if you get used to them tho |
| So tomorrow its calls on QCOM/INTC for sure...and probably jump on SOUN and ARM/AMD and rise those hopefully up before earnings |
| More money then you’ll ever make on puts |
| Oil dip? |
| Warning: the system is beginning to fracture. The only hope for the common man wage slave is 0dtes. \n\nI’m sorry to be the one to tell you, but I think you already knew. |
| I was gooning to my favorite queen of the goon stables and then I saw she had ugly feet.\n\nHow do I reconcile? \n |
| Nothing will beat seeing ass at a real gym for motivation |
| Fuck those vampires |
| https://preview.redd.it/fuo149si8yyg1.jpeg?width=1042&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d3f6218117fc4c0198ede3ac04d242cac4125264\n\n$SHOO - The Numbers \n |
| Borrowing 300k+ from everyone else to feed your greed is a low move. |
| Seriously. I came up 27000 in April just going long on futures repeatedly. |
| So I got a great deal on this Peleton for $250, needed an update. Now have 60 day referral free trial for the monthly. I think I can hit it hard, drop 15 lbs, cancel the app after 60 days, and sell this thing for $350. This will help offset the $100k I blew earlier this year. Feels good. |
| No. I want 500% |
| I don’t care what happens as long as tesler goes down |
| Cash gang, market may stay stagnant/dip until FOMC mid June |
| tbh the market’s so irrational rn even a blind squirrel probably bagged a nut this month |
| Congrats. Now don’t lose it |
| Bro I thought the Supreme Court ruled he can’t impose tariffs? |
| My balls need corporal punishment |
| Why stop at spirit going under? Close all airlines and make people walk places. So lazy nowadays. |
| MCD at the 52 week low looks tempting |
| VRT, NBiS, CRWV have been great |
| Yea but a multi family 5 is happening in Texas ex Austin and the sunbelt where concession burn off is going to start a little but this year and ramp down to 0 by 28 spring leasing so like… the end is, factually, in sight. Your basis yield is going to jam coming into multi today at a 5 even with GSE debt at like a 5.25-5.5 pre buy down. \n\nI’d take MAA at like a 5-6 cap today over ARE at a 15 cap any day of the week. That said I’m not taking either real estate is still in the 4th inning of pain there’s a long way to go in my opinion; the CLO guys like arbor and Berkshire/limekiln/mf1 have a ton of shit to unload they’ve been kicking around (I mean everyone but just thinking of them as the gorillas) so who knows what that does when it dumps same time that maybe market realizes that cap rates ex sunbelt mean reversion on concessions means multi cap rates should be at like, a 150-200bp spread to t bills like they were for forever until Covid. |
| What do you all think of VST, looks like it’s undervalued |
| I did see that on Friday. Also anthropic is a clickhouse customer which we just learned and NBIS owns like 30% of clickhouse. Anthropic also looking for DC partner in Europe. Could be more good stuff |
| Probably but🤢 |
| Stick to infants bro |
| https://youtu.be/DGhC3C2IAPQ?si=nROdqPDX6Z5cQbiw |
| Need some of those 10x moves. One for each day this week would be sufficient |
| Like clockwork every Sunday before market opens there are talks of deals to end the war since last 60 days. Not complaining though but it’s kind of ridiculous |
| Gamestop isnt done. Theyre also looking to buy Galway Metals, strictly for the stock ticker. |
| Data centers are making it expensive to run meth labs. Very sad |
| BKSY calls |
| Thinking about it, everyone's pensions depending on stocks makes it so the fed is forced to step in any time there is a healthy normal major drawdown because regular peoole can't just go a year or 2 with 50% less money. This will force infinite bailouts with infinite inflation. |
| Now we’re blaming our own children on wsb |
| Looks like Gamestop is interested in Galway Metals as well, strictly for the stock ticker! |
| Where is my INTC 120 and SNDK 1300 gang |
| I can’t fuckin afford shit anymore and my job slowed down so much this last year I don’t make shit either. Fucking hate this |
| Any guesses on what 🥭 will say to pump the market tomorrow morning? |
| This is regardmaxxing I will go for this month. |
| Mods more like dopes |
| This is not the first airline his incompetence has finished off. |
| Nah dawg you want those MCHI if ya want in on the slave labor trade |
| Then she’s fresh & not used and abused. |
| Honestly probably the healthiest food you can eat |
| We had a whole DD on it which mod took it down as it started to go viral |
| Load up!! |
| If "oil crashed" why hasn't the oil price crashed? |
| Congrats now do it again next month without crying |
| #ASTS GANG Members checking in |
| She’s a 10 but she’s quantum and she’s pre-revenue. |
| 🫦👈 |
| It looks like GameStop has only really said that they have been building stake in eBay and that they may go straight to the shareholders.\n\nSounds like if they can't get a massively leveraged buy out, they aren't shying away from a hostile takeover bid. |
| JPMommy with voluptuous tits and a curvaceous ass |
| I was thinking the same |
| We tried, mods got angry lmao |
| SOUN actually gonna moon Monday and none of you told me to buy |
| Time for you to move to a new brokerage |
| You’re right time to get back into my TSLA position |
| I’m trying sardines for the first time today. |
| I'm really looking forward to all of the stocks I have calls in shooting up this week and seeing everyone make big money on them, just to look at my portfolio and see that all I'll have done is regain my losses because I'm down like 30% right now |
| Yes |
| Rip sp hard even theta gang mad |
| I need to level up in life and start doing crack. |
| I have more red days than you get your numbers up pal |
| This ain’t google, bro |
| Special? It has performed well the past year. +1164%\n\nSeems pretty special to me. |
| https://preview.redd.it/q5tz8qrf6yyg1.jpeg?width=1320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5e871bd3aedba35c06d8eda530ed60595e5fa63e\n\n \nHello fellow regard |
| I didn't. I fumbled it. Oh well.\n\n\nNot many left.\n\n\n\nNEC. but it's a longer term thing before it moves I reckon. |
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| !banbet ADMA 15 5d |
| Palanturd calls kinda tempting |
| I don’t hate capitalism, I’m a fucking leech who’s been in the 1%\n\nJust saying it like it is, is all |
| I’m sure EBay shareholders will jump all over that. |
| Overheard two people debating “corporate punishment” of children.\n\nSince when is HR assigning Performance Improvement Plans to toddlers? |
| That’s how I feel, nothing makes sense but it all makes sense some how. |
| Comment on a sub that is fueled by capitalism l, while hating capitalism... |
| I went once two years ago to check it off my list. No need to return. |
| Wendy’s buffet maybe… 😂🤣😵 |
| fucking hero |
| NOOOOOOO |
| Oh nice I reported a scammer and their account deleted. Took 2 weeks |
| My bro |
| I don’t know. I bought it at $4. Held through 15 and back to where it is now. Not entirely sure what it’s going to do |
| Gotta be special to hold that shit lol |
| Where am I putting my money on monday? Need calls from a giga once again. (last guy who said qcom I hope you made millions and are on a beach getting rubbed on) |
| That right there is understandable, tbf, that I can agree with. |
| The new proposal is the straight is fully open and Mexico pays the $2M per ship |
| Actually some species of jellyfish are immortal 🤓 |
| Dude I want their $40 can you stfu and let them lose money to me |
| Yup happened to me with AMZN too oh well haha. |
| But it’s my special stock |
| OKLL, I made 20% last week lols |
| Nat Gas |
| I just want to make 30% in may, is that so much to ask? |
| Poor bears. |
| 500 to 20k this is why you take profits people. The real loss here is the opportunity cost (put the phone down dog) |
| You making a play on it? |
| Our Lord and Redeemer telling me different, sister. Hallelujah! |
| You know that’s what anyone’s defense lawyers would say there, right? Let it play out before casting judgement |
| Good luck |
| https://preview.redd.it/obawc7je5yyg1.jpeg?width=1206&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bb1dcdf8c06e574f3e5b3eb5cac136538d20b995\n\nTry regardmaxxing more next time |
| ~~YOU LIVE FOREVER IN THE KINGDOM OF HEAVEN IF YOU ACCEPT JESUS CHRIST~~\n\n\nhi |
| All of it |
| i have bedbugs too |
| VRT remains the goat fyi |
| Never bro, dump that shit |
| What temperature in Celsius are they? |
| Get your share. Calls! |
| How much down will we open in pre market |
| My ex just gifted me two big bits of cheese. She way overstocked after her wedding. How many grades are there below beta male?\n\nNice cheese tho |
| They made a big acquisition over the weekend EigenAI for 683million. Let’s hope market responds positively, seems like a smart move to me |
| ONDS to $15 when |
| amazing |
| Any gains in this irrational market ought to be applauded. Good shit! |
| well, everything dies, baby, that's a fact |
| Love this for Bill |
| I just need a big move either direction please |
| Bol fak cause fak bol |
| How come? I hope it does but how come? |
| I got a massive heavy losses of trading this shit oil |
| Bot detected |
| Acquisitions are bearish for the acquiring company. So expect the stock to fall when the actual offer is given. |
| 🥭: Bill Maher is a weak and ineffective person who I got to know very well during my dinner with him at the White House. He was nervous, scared, and the first words he uttered as he entered the Oval Office were, “Can I have a drink?” It was very endearing but, at the same time, absolutely pathetic. LMAO |
| Limit up tommorow |
| Dilution doesn’t affect them |
| All we have is drones |
| Yeah, because the entire military industrial complex and its profits are baked into the sp500. If you can’t realize that you are a moron 😂\n\nThen the biggest components, like apple, love slave labor \n\nThere’s nothing inherently wrong with my comment |
| Yes oil crashed a lot \nPeace in Middle East \nWar in bears ass |
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| You make it back before you need to tell her |
| I have faith in him that he will buy 0DTE with the safety net |
| I was promised CANNONS |
| These are the vibes. |
| you tell her you lost two, so when you move under a bridge with no further debt, she'll take it as a gift |
| THE ONE THAT GOT AWAYYYYYYYYYYY |
| There's gonna be an aneurysm or heart attack or pneumonia or some shit. Those are all natural causes. |
| King of the regards |
| Impossible |
| Yea but its better than not having sold the cc, so technically still a win. |
| Lmao owned |
| He’s gonna be twice as divorced when she finds out. |
| Something happened |
| dame |
| Yall take this shit way too seriously |
| 😎😎😎 |
| Should have managed risks before procuring a wife |
| that guy is too smart for WSB |
| How to explain we lost our home? |
| I can't tell if this sub has become dumber. OP profitted over 38x and is handily beating the market. You all are acting like he lost his investment. |
| I know how |
| Calls it is |
| Here comes another week of printing infinite money to fraudulently prop up equities |
| PE is such a shit metric to use on Intel when they're rapidly growing margins and manufacturing capability into a CPU boom. Their price book and price sales are still one of the cheapest in the sector. |
| Oh nice man. I’m up 48% ytd though 😂 |
| Those are rookie numbers. Get up to around a milly to be 1%'r |
| “Oh look, you should be there” |
| The market open yet? |
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| Jane Street dumping from 10a-11a every day (still) is probably the best thing to ever happen to me financially. #NeverForget |
| Well fuck. Now I feel like i need go buy calls. |
| Oil crashed \nSorry bears \nNo war or bombs dropping today \nStop wishing for calamities for your 500 dollars puts to print \nNext time bet on good things |
| I cannot believe someone would go and buy golden goose Bio vegan sneakers instead of actual leather. |
| RDDT is calling OP regarded but can't even read. Op is up over 38x and doesn't use RH. |
| Consensus emerging severe everything shortage 4 weeks time. Ukporian government trying to normalise idea of diesel rationing. We fuk. Hope this helps |
| Man, I do not remember seeing all these tiddies in Conan the Barbarian. |
| Love this subreddit.. crazy wild stuff here and no one understands what's going on and wishes that was their screenshot.. heh |
| Yup |
| Avago taking over broadcom was a pretty big one as well. |
| Still a higher low |
| I had to say goodbye to my NVDA shares Friday because of this same situation… but guess I’m going to full port into the stock that must not be named here at WSB with the profits gained. |
| Yes which is so insane. But they hoping that the retail investor always remains uninformed and naive. Market makers trading for their own book is crazy because as a market maker you can easily become a market manipulator legally. \n\n\n"The whole world is a casino" unless we hold those handful of nerd CEO nepo babies accountable. |
| Crazy that a 10% drop is still over 600 LMAO |
| Damn that’s fucking hilarious |
| Not really. They are currently a supply bottleneck and when that is no longer the case it's gonna be an elevator down |
| If they came up with a neural interface that would let my brain live in some idealistic simulation then sign me up. |
| What a stupid reddit comment...\n\nEdit : noticed you are a 10M account with hidden comment history... great im arguing with a bot... |
| Adyen |
| Fucking sucks being down that much. Hope we both do better the rest of the year. |
| It’s actually Celsi’i |
| Compewter, show me Lorna Hajdini big jiggly boobies… pls. |
| I am campaigning on the platform of hooker skin suits for all |
| I’ve lost over $400k in 6 months but I’m a top 10% commenter on WSB |
| Only the ticker is for sure |
| My mom just told me my ex was engaged. Attached a pic and everything. Definitely could’ve kept that to herself today |
| \> hit option calls\n\nPlease run while you still can |
| Wait so what happens if you don’t pay Robinhood back? 🤣 do they mess with your credit score or ? |
| Their earnings are gonna tank at some point and it might not be for a couple years but as soon as there are signs that the memory market is heading toward an equilibrium, it's gonna be a rough day for people who still have expectations like this tripling from here |
| shit i just got approved to hit option calls now on robinhood sadly we only got 40 dollars to our name until monday to start yolo |
| selling covered calls gone wrong sounds like calling a fire drill a 9/11 ngl |
| But I am not atleast wishing that trump starts bombing for my puts to print |
| Everyone know AI will increase productivity but what we don’t know is if the cost will be worth it. 3 people are more productive than 1 person but your paying 3 salaries. AI is more productive but at what cost |
| Are ya winning son 👦 |
| NBIS is about to moon aye aye |
| wtf |
| To play devils advocate, if you own the sp500 you are a war profiteer collecting dead school children money, let alone the massive amount of slave labor you benefit from |
| The ber in me has been mercilessly raped |
| This isn’t true |
| have calls and am fine |
| Why would the market go down now |
| Isn’t it pathetic that people having puts are fine with wars and people dying? |
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| !banbet nok +11% 1w |
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| Buy your own dryer then |
| The stock can go to 0 |
| Unplugged my fridge to clean around it and forgot to plug it back in now all my Celsius'es are warm |
| The hero we need not deserve! |
| to the bots reading this...I am very bullish and over leveraged on longs |
| Another green week probably |
| i watch the movie the matrix.\n\nunmm... that seems like that would be the solution to both datacenter power demands and the solution to lower unemployment.\n\n\npeolle would love to work in capsules, this is would be uber bullish for the ai companies |
| Weekly oil dump with proposal is here again. Watch trump say not enough and oil climb throughout the week for Friday dump at open |
| I bought 1 VOO |
| Flying this week hope the airline doesn’t just dissolve |
| Can’t wait for the inevitable 🌽 dump tonight…\n\n“…bUT tHis tImE WaS DiFFeRent” -probably bers |
| That you, Hegseth? |
| i agree w u on this one a bit. share price is not going to be able to lift for a while, unless we see a biotech boom like no other. which i very much doubt for next 5-10, and who knows what lab space will be necessary in a ai driven research world.\n\nonly chiming in to say multifamily class a is still trading tight at mid 4’s to low 5’s. seeing deals break a bit easier for buyers but still slow going. sellers hodling and given the finger when they don’t get a big nut\n |
| This is a nightmare |
| Month of memes |
| I mean they'll sell it to you so it tanks and they can buy it back cheaper |
| Yes and? |
| be happy that amd is even trading at 290 lol, it was a dark time when it fell to 195. |
| NUKES ARE BACK ON THE MENU |
| How on earth is that going to happen, honestly |
| 80-90% traders lose overall |
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| !banbet qqq -10% 2d |
| I honestly feel that way |
| Congratulations on your new found success 🙃 |
| First ever green month? |
| https://preview.redd.it/8sjrb3112yyg1.png?width=1250&format=png&auto=webp&s=63fbffe836d466676180c82f8368a902d31e8b02\n\n |
| Oil and spy up +5% tomorrow is all i ask |
| $7 for freeze dried strawberries?\n\nDoes it come with a car??\n\nWe need to\n\nMake Freeze Dried Fruit Affordable Again |
| Called it |
| What's Bad Bunny got to do with it?? |
| Except not one has any idea on how to make AI actually profitable. They are all bleeding money like crazy and are only propped up by hype. \n\nSure we will see some more months of AI stocks going up but AI winter is coming. |
| I have 3 nipples. What does that mean? |
| Don Jr sits on the advisory board for UMAC a drone components manufacturer. [this company has been awarded several contracts ](https://www.gurufocus.com/news/8806121/unusual-machines-umac-secures-5m-order-for-drone-components?mobile=true)\n\nDon and Eric both invested in a deal for a mining operation [for tungsten roughly the same time Don sr talked to the leader of kazakhstan.](https://www.ft.com/content/d99f6f75-931a-42e5-9111-0dc0acc4368c?syn-25a6b1a6=1) \n\nTungsten is used [in the military often](https://www.samaterials.com/content/tungsten-in-military-use.html)\n\nSo idk if I'm just a schizo but why not just copy what these guy doing? We already copy pelosi and such? |
| WSB is also right a lot of the time too sooo |
| I have nipples Greg. Can you milk me? |
| Funniest thing I’ve read—maybe ever? |
| Impatiently waiting for Futes to open |
| Probably pirates with little guns |
| OK that’s cool I don’t listen to Eric trump about anything really |
| How long until -1 DTE comes out? |
| Surely news worthy of a few trillion |
| If you constantly lose in the market you lack fundamental skills in discipline which are necessary everywhere in life |
| oh I've done that a few times |
| Dawg that sounds like the birthday dinner for a boar at the zoo |
| Ah I see the problem, next time, try to buy it in dollars, since the exchange rate is different, you get more profit.\n\n \n;) |
| so you're saying you're into dudes? |
| Bulk carrier attacked off Iranian coast: UKMTO\nThe UK’s Maritime Trade Operations (UKMTO) agency says a north-bound bulk carrier has reported being attacked by multiple small craft off the Iranian coast, about 11 nautical miles (18km) west of Sirik.\n\nSounds bullish |
| Why did this get removed? Lol |
| Imagine you die from an overdose then they make a documentary about you on the ID channel |
| War doesn't matter. Last months correction was a retail shakeout. Institutions obviously heavily bought the dip and will not suddenly sell to you dorks because some bombs going off in some irrelevant country. Oil hit $140 a barrel when Russia invaded Ukraine and SPY is up 70% since then. \n\nClaude Code latest version is like ChatGPT dropping in 2022. It's an insane productivity tool that will completely reshape the software industry and therefor the entire economy. The market will rip all year, especially AI stocks. You got your annual dip, hope you took advantage of it. |
| 😂 |
| Honestly |
| Tarifs and WWIII means calls next week |
| k, bye |
| Fucked myself over by laying in bed watching cooking vids for an hour when I know the most complicated thing my lazy ass is cooking will be an omelet |
| saylor not buying btc for once and its actually green now hmmmmmmmmmmmm |
| Warehouse rave in 3 weeks is literally called the “side piece horny house tour” |
| of course i live in africa and cant get the new redbull flavors, kill me |
| That’s nice sweetheart |
| Slow and oil crashed and btc rose |
| Why not? |
| dont trade based off news gotta be the dumbest one |
| Selling them seems less like gambling ……… right? |
| Pizza Index ... 👀 |
| Yeah same lol i saw 7% runup and I blew my load. Now let's see how much it will cost me if I want to close them or roll them |
| https://preview.redd.it/m7g56f0c0yyg1.png?width=552&format=png&auto=webp&s=d8735b7aec240a37290571788e29b8abd9eb0687\n\n |
| Just did as well |
| I seen people on the news making a statement how spirit fucked em, and how they were struggling to find flights short notice. There isn’t a chance in hell I get on TV and let people know I’m flying spirit. |
| That’s an utterly preposterous take. People give control to con artists all day long every day. It happens so rarely with AI we have what, 10, 15 stories tops? And that’s with a ratio of how many users?\n\nA couple loose screws get fixated on silicone token predictors and now the media has a misaligned AI narrative to sell advertising through. |
| Do you want her to fuck good or not? |
| Read you loud and clear. Full port tsla |
| she is a 10/10 but listens to rap music |
| Fake meat with 40% implied move lol |
| That’s why I’m feeling le mega pumper Milkies |
| Sooo what was the analysis on RBLX here with margin? |
| Oil crashed |
| shit, its too late for me now then |
| the male urge to get one more errand in before shltting yourself in public |
| BREAKING: "Iran to invest 600 billion in SPY as part of their surrender deal, markets are having their brightest days" |
| Shares never expire, I can keep losing money forever. |
| Who knows how far into the bubble we are, until I see humanoid robots walking around I don’t think we are at the top |
| You’re being wilfully ignorant. Cut that shit out. \n\nIt is not clearly written so they can crack down on people more, not less. You know that being deemed business income has zip to do with hours worked and more with the frequency of trade, net gain and way in which you’re doing it. \n\nI don’t know why you asked the question, you clearly have the intent to be a weasel about it and abuse the system while you sit on EI like an ass hat. \n\nCRA is fuck around and find out. Go ahead and find out. I don’t believe you’re as dumb as you’re trying to pass off. |
| Its no longer a meme. |
| All 3 times america attacked was on a saturday. Iran 2025 iran 2026 and venezula. But you know i got a real good feeling about wednesday at 12:15pm |
| No mention of nuclear. Bombing will commence shortly. |
| BREAKING: "Iran agreed to change the name of the strait, to the Strait of America" |
| why so many strait posts? I thought we didn't car about the strait.. only the AI that is being funded by the war machine |
| Maybe that was the plan all along. LMAO🤌 |
| Uh oh |
| SPY 800 at open |
| War back in the menu |
| How much for your course? |
| You already have a bet going - QCOM to 200.0 before 10-May-2026 12:37 PM -05 |
| Got skated on my second day at new dealership. I’m not back in til Tuesday. \n\nI’ll have quite the bone to pick when I get in lmao |
| !banbet |
| BREAKING: "Iran offers all of their oil and 200 billion dollars as part of the surrender deal. The war is over" |
| Suree |
| You're a prophet. I'll do as you foretold. Can we reverse the 2 years ago and do the 2 years ahead? |
| Okay then by all means keep selling covered calls. |
| 🥭 just made Iran a global superpower lol. Talk about a backfire. |
| Bots are trying to create a negative narrative because their overlords are shorting. |
| Hot bol summer |
| 👍 |
| Friday |
| She is a 10 in foreign country and she will fly spirit to meet you. |
| AMD up rn and always dumps after earnings |
| RDDT maybe, although you are years late to the party. I went with energy, inspired by building a computer on Newegg and realizing my experience would be the same as everyone trying to build a data center in the country |
| No, please dont, this is not the casino i once knew |
| That sounds good too |
| Kind of out of it what day is it |
| Iran didn’t fold on anything. 14 point demands with no mention of nuclear, which Donny needs to be happy. Full on war this week peeps. Yes puts |
| People sell covered calls all the time with no plan to sell dummy. They should be OK with assignment, but collecting premium on volatility or playing a wheel strategy has nothing to do with plans to sell. |
| BREAKING: "Iran and the Ayatolla regime has unconditionally surrendered. Details are being discussed" |
| When is the bombing gonna start again |
| The new Summer Edition redbull is so good. |
| capsule tubes to help power datacwnters. |
| Source? |
| So first thing is - I want the cheeseburger with no cheese on it. |
| I mean the thing has potential. Im not denying currently its wasting more than what it produces but technological advancements require investments. We are talking about the democratization of knowledge and massive automation |
| It’s bananas to me that hundreds of the world’s largest private equity firms and MMs can use Aladdin and it not be considered collusion. The courts separated explicit intent from implicit parameters in the most backward way. Like… no you fuckers, the implicitness is the important part 😂 \n\nAdd 🥭 insider trading ontop of that and here we are. Massive speculative bubble. Crypto, quantum and circular financing. Gulf pumped markets roaring amidst some of the most acute global risks in the last 30 years on an incredibly risky market while the things and people that make this world go round get less and less valuable. Frankenstein market |
| Are you buying right now |
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| !banbet SOXX 420.69 6d |
| Profit > Losing all the money like most guys posting here.\n\n |
| This is a fucking nightmare |
| Your mom's house |
| im not sure if J.Powell is aware if this.\n\nbut he has the power to crown himself "super dooper Fed Govenor" given him a higher postion than Kevin warsh.\n\n\nhe has a limited time window |
| Same but bag held INTC since 2010. \n\nSold 5 INTC calls $85 expiring in under 30 days and INTC spikes past $100. \n\n[It's literally that pump it meme.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TRXdxiot5JM) |
| weak |
| It is nice to just enjoy life, watch NBA playoffs and not thinking about the market or looking at a chart going up and down for a couple of days |
| BREAKING NEWS: THE STRAIT IS OFFICIALLY OPEN RIGHT NOW. ALL SHIPS START PASSING THROUGH SAFELY |
| wrong, i know im retarded |
| I feel like I should've seen the energy and memory need a bit sooner. Is yoloing on rddt and axon going to get me there? |
| eBay has almost 8b debt too. Sometimes it’s not about value of the stock vs value the investors get. Word on the street is Gme/cohen have been buying eBay shares too… someone said if he leveraged options or derivatives he could own 10% already. All speculation, but Ryan isn’t a hyper - for This leak to happen chances are something is already in the works or toward the end. \n\nLook at the Gme chart to eBay - they have been following each other for a few months now..\n\nSo in theory if eBay doesn’t take a “good deal”, it can crater the eBay stock thus causing issues that way too. We shall see. |
| smol monki don't fight big monki |
| broke 3 beds during marriage lol |
| Yes and no , I was trying to collect some decent income and expect the market to be sidelined, which I have been doing for the last 6 months with AMD\n\nAnd even if it sell - I would have thought to buy back in around 300$ and wait for the earning call.\n\nBut sure , lesson learned I guess |
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| With 290 you can still roll for more premium and higher strike. I’m 💀at 240 call lol |
| They better pack their suntan lotion |
| TA works great if you know how to use it, thankfully most people go way overboard or just try and use it for confirmation bias... or of course, are silly and think there is something out there that is right 90%+ of the time instead of more like 60%, thus requiring some actual risk management and proper bet sizing; which for the most part requires emotional control and solid executive function, and for those final reasons, 99% of redditors are out. |
| [I mean, I went short BTC on 10/3 when I sold at $119k using cycle/lines/fib](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1nwuyfy/comment/nhkxhf3/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/ze6mnj0ayxyg1.jpeg?width=547&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a0d734c9dabe0072b668424dee192d266aa3857c\n\n |
| Which is what I had to do with my 110 Nebius covered calls that got blown out of the water after it ran back up from the 90s. Now I’m in the middle of July for exploration. |
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| !banbet RDDT 4% 5d |
| Don't blame it on infant bro |
| 🥭 threatening to take 1000’s of troops out of Europe. Wonder where all those guys are going |
| Yeah, I agree. I was doing some research on this recently because it breaks my brain and I honestly don’t get how they’re allowed to do this. I guess it just turns out market makers have a bunch of rules for themselves. Like apparently a designated market maker doesn’t have to own a stock to short it to make a market for it. So they can technically anything they want at any point under the gray guise of “managing risk” |
| I'm Billie Enzaire! ASA |
| 1. Sell your house to move to a new job \n2. Never buy a new house \n3. Realize you are gonna die in your cubicle on your current path \n4. YOLO the house into AI stocks \~2 years ago |
| Lost about 8k with this crap before they went bankrupt...i mean 'restructured'. Fuckem. |
| He is helping saylor amass his bitcoin collection. |
| Speaking of way down. Ryan built a war chest of billions using this method… |
| are you talking about us? I have no clue what OP is talking about |
| So Disney puts ? |
| We like to call click fraud the $100B scam (per year) almost no one is talking about. |
| Hahaha I love it when retard “technical” traders look at lines to determine trades |
| Just know when your wife starts showing you Pinterest boards of other people’s kitchens and bathrooms your bank account is about to get fucked |
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| !banbet SPY 700 5d |
| It can go tits down though |
| im up 10% ytd my whole portfolio is vxus buddy 😹 |
| Precedent is now established that at any point we can vertically slingshot back up to ath in like 2 weeks no matter how scary the macro situation looks.\n\nThough that may still be reliant on record breaking tech earnings. If those ever slow we may be screwed. |
| To give back to the community? |
| Is there a step by step to freedom you can provide? |
| Short high buy low. Repeat |
| Wow only 14 more days like this until break even! |
| >That Shkreli, this is Jim Mellon over on iAmA\n\nLol mellon |
| Iran uses the Iranian Rial so that makes you an\n\n#RIAL billionaire\n\nrather than a fake one. |
| I already did it |
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| I'm sending JPow a postcard with 3 men drinking mai tais in a hot tub wearing suits and sunglasses. \n \n"Warm regards" |
| Yeah, the only way CCs really go wrong is if they make you hesitate to sell something that later tanks. |
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| His average entry is $619.44. Hes on the wrong side and has been for a while. |
| What? Not seeing anything |
| Damn I forgot I’m out of toilet paper time to blast my ass with the bidet and a paper towel |
| "i got rich from a video game stock" - said no one ever |
| Yes. You just click on the parking spot in the screen and it does it for you. \n\nEasy as. |
| So when is Taco waking up |
| quite a long line in front of the casino already. 👀 its open in 6 hour and a half guys 🤦♂️ |
| You think its a good time to buy it now ? |
| 😂😂😂 i already do double shifts 🫡🫡🫡 |
| They told me up |
| We can stay regarded longer than they can stay solvent |
| lol should’ve seen the sub |
| Six pack is more of a calorie deficit than building muscle |
| Have you paid any attention at all? People dont give a fuck about 2nd best, or cheap or local models. They want the best model, period. And are willing to pay the premium for it. |
| everyone else is dumb and wrong but I'm just different idk what to tell u |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/emanresu711 made a bet that SPY would go to 600.0 within **3 weeks** when it was 680.282 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 0 wins and 1 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| Still ghai |
| I can play guitar…We could take it on the road….Simon and Marginfunkle! |
| oats, rice, and beans for a sick pack? |
| What did we learn? |
| If you don’t build your dream\n\nSomeone will pay you to build theirs |
| Almost as retarded as not even having macd on your chart because it’s “astrology” |
| Buy low sell high. Repeat |
| Sell cash secured puts on SNDK this month? |
| Gamestore needs to buy Sprit Air and remame it "Best Regards" Airlines. |
| Lmao yeah I got burnt last er I want calls again as well |
| bro that kind of questions is for the bogleheads sub, this is wsb lol |
| I've been a ber for months and got calls, it probably is going to crash |
| ebay's cash flows dummy |
| I mean, you're a retard if you think I'm holding PLTR. Your greater point notwithstanding (I upvoted). See you on the cars, mang. |
| i shitted my pants and only the dishwasher is an option to clean it. |
| Wrong. Don't say dumb shit like profit is still profit. \nLearn from this mistake and stop selling covered calls. \n\n\nIt will only screw you in the end. |
| Easy there old Gregg |
| LAMA tested, LAMA approved! |
| Whoa what is this place |
| Standard billionaire ba'al worshipper afaict. |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/SheBenOnMyJohnson made a bet that SPY would go to 600.0 within **3 weeks** when it was 680.282 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 0 wins and 5 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| Nah I’m seriously on the edge of the latter 🍟 |
| 5. Actually research the stock, don't just pretend you did. |
| at 40 I had a bedframe, but it caused too much noise. so then we floor matressed it 😉 |
| Bulls in complete control |
| Few understand.\n\nPYPL trading at a lower valuation than fucking General Mills. Absolutely prints money. On pace to buy back every single share outstanding over the next 5 years.\n\nOh and they shopping around Venmo for 15 billion. Entire PYPL market cap is 40 billion. How much of PYPL revenue comes from Venmo? 3%\n\nDo the math. |
| You went full roblox, never go full roblox |
| Shorting a put is a bullish position, why would you do that if you’re expecting a downwards rally? |
| market makers don't try to predict the direction of a stock though, they just capture the spread. |
| but why |
| Are u telling me I can't win against Jane street? |
| **Ban Bet Created:** **/u/BuyHighCryLat3r** bet **SPY** goes from **720.04** to **713.0** before **04-May-2026 11:21 AM EDT**\n\nTheir record is 8 wins and 41 losses.\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| It was a good airline but lacked spirit |
| Uno moron |
| I don’t buy the stock unless I like it, however I am poor as well |
| That’s it? Come back when you have a shadow, max mage, and blorva. |
| I have a green belt from 15 years of online karate classes, I’d like to see MM’s and hedgies try me |
| And there’s no more stock left to dilute with? |
| by combing cramer and WSB, you just return to cramer, as WSB just inverts Creamer and if you inverg WSB its cummer again. |
| Sell in may and be a gay, but dont you remember to come back more gay in september. |
| But why male models? |
| Markets needed this war to get us to ATHs |
| https://youtu.be/QQOWQcnNmr0?t=269 |
| I can share some of my approach with you, but I wouldn’t say I’m an expert. I’ve learned a lot from a friend of mine who mentors me |
| Need some of that Taco Bell water cup energy with these folks. |
| At times like this you should buy value stocks. PLTR calls it is then. |
| Mods are way too fast 😭 I don't even know what rule I'm breaking |
| I sleep peacefully at night knowing you and every sub 10m port holding PLTR are gonna be in the cattle pod right next to mine. |
| is it ghey to be both though, or does that cancel each other out? please respond |
| Doesn't matter, important thing is growing our debt and light more cash on fire. |
| https://preview.redd.it/lxpcjeg3wxyg1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8f1b44652903fc2d193080c4bd649a62adca4ff6 |
| he kept rates the same! oil profits are sky rocketing. OP said "nah, i got this" |
| Rumored Model Y L? |
| BUFFET AS LONG AS I KEEP WINNING ITS INVESTING |
| While this is true, it’s okay though because we have weaponized regardism. |
| I hear I lose my job if I don't. |
| Is everyone here like me. Trying to yolo their way to FI/RE? Because fk working. |
| It does not have to go up for a vote, that’s what was already voted in to give him this comp structure. I don’t think you quite understand how this can/will function as it pertains to his stake now, and in the future. \nThe $20 strike shares don’t exist yet. His current ownership would be diluted, but only at the cost of his newly granted shares- which would that far exceed his current count/stake. |
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| 500 companies. tanking. it wont happen |
| There is a fine line between being an investor and being a self employed sole proprietor. That line is not written clearly in the law. Since I am not day trading, there is a lot of room to explain why I am not, in fact, self employed. I spent far less than 40 hours a week doing this, for starters. |
| You definitely trade like someone who gets hookers pregnant |
| i hate that guy |
| Buy in May and Look Away |
| dude, this is wallstreetbets, it's a meme sub, no one cares about billionaires and their opinion, people want to make posts about their stupid losses and memes about buying stupid cars, fk billionairs |
| Sure it can.\n\nYou buy a stock to sell CCs above your cost basis then your stock plummets. Your premium won’t make up for the stock decline. |
| If it's moving up I buy. Simple as that. I want to make money not buy some low PE stock that keeps going down. |
| Who gives a fuck 😂 doesn't belong here that's for sure |
| full tilt. calls on fish head arms manufacturers\n\nhttps://en.yna.co.kr/view/AEN20260501000200315\n |
| Only pussies ETF |