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| I'm surprised he didn't put a Ronald McDonald into the administration. He loves that name! |
| Kind of the slow season since government politicians aren't campaigning as much right now. |
| In Miami... |
| Adderall and coke. |
| He just said he didn’t know why he did Iran, probably for fun. WTF? |
| They just tried that a month ago and got massacred |
| I can fall asleep to this tbh |
| Oh yeah |
| Porque no los tres? |
| LOL! |
| Try 40% |
| The Commander-in-chief of the US military is giving a speech to the Saudi government right now and he hasn't mentioned the lead story in the Wall Street Journal yet:\n\n> 10 U.S. Servicemembers Injured in Saudi Air Base Strike\nThe attack also involved unmanned aerial vehicles, the officials said.\n\n> An Iranian missile struck the Prince Sultan air base in Saudi Arabia on Friday, wounding 10 American servicemembers, two seriously, and damaging several U.S. refueling aircraft, according to U.S. and Saudi officials familiar with the strike. The attack also involved unmanned aerial vehicles, the officials said. |
| “Sir we’re gonna hit em from the right, hit em from the left, hit em from the east, hit em from the west. Oh sir are we gonna hit em”\n\n—🥭, when asked to restate how he planned to fuck the market |
| Senile |
| Wait…. He did Iran for fun? \n\n(I know he’s talking about presidency run but why he’s saying Iran like Iran and not I…ran) |
| Always has been |
| BUDDY IS ROLLIN |
| Bro…? |
| They keep saying 47 years for everything related to the brutal Iran regime that has been ruining our lives the past 47 years but pretty sure they are just using his number 47 because well he has a hat with 47 on it |
| Ho lee phuk |
| LOL the shade at sleepy is getting comical |
| Sauce is a requirement |
| Define shit hitting the fan |
| I cant wait to buy qqq 25% off of it's highs. |
| When the election results were announced I had a panic attack like a real libtard, thinking this whole thing was gonna get really shitty. The day after I was like… maybe that was a bit of an overreaction. \n\nI’m starting to think my body reacted appropriately lol |
| Bros on the beach |
| If I've learned anything from the past 10 years, it's that all those movies that showed the CIA as all-powerful and really calling all the shots were bullshit. This dude would have gotten a bad Big Mac in 2015 if they were accurate. |
| i call it the headline, but same vibes |
| Imagine if he finalizes this speech by announcing Trump Phone with Don Jr. absolute CINEMA |
| Playing golf. Their not winning. \n\nHes becoming self aware |
| If we go east ... that must be the hudson river |
| “I didn’t know what I ran for”\n\n“For fun maybe” |
| Seek help 🤫 |
| This dude doesn’t know where he is |
| Need to be long on grinder. Or lie and use someone else's pics. Oh wait. That's all dating sites |
| his name is raisin... his name is raisin... |
| nah they say HODL! |
| Florida? Dunno. |
| Polymarket odds on mango saying "Allahu Akbar" are rising steadily |
| I think will should give up as a civilization |
| It might have additional circuit breaker protections built in (intraday position exit when a certain NAV drop % is exceeded). |
| Welp Asia fuk LMAO |
| I'm reading the YT live chat and I can't believe the WSB regards are actually the only comments that make sense. We're cooked |
| 77,302,580 Americans voted for this guy |
| Buy the dic |
| I can’t tell if he’s drunk, high or on coke |
| no this is extra |
| so we all broke or..?? |
| After hours? |
| Poster child of CNN business when markets go down |
| You get to be Joint Chief of Staff because I find your nickname funny |
| LMAO even i couldn't imagine damage like this idk sometimes you have to appreciate greatness |
| Sooo is a sleepy war? |
| Caines chicken is mid. Try eating it without sauce. |
| what dude did he just say he doesnt know what hes doing in iran |
| It's not like they're gonna be able to afford to fly or drive anywhere |
| Looks like Australia is in the catbird seat. Hegemon of the world. |
| It starts with being humble. Just like I’ll say I should have gone in cash. Didn’t expect war. Let damn charge a toll like what Rubio said |
| The president can declassify whatever he wants |
| Raising canes is ass, flavorless chicken |
| When Americans will understand not everyone wants to live like them it’s gonna be late |
| They don't teach you that kind of english at school wtf he talking about |
| Remember there is a crisis unfolding, this is what he chooses to talk about and what people are willing to listen to.... |
| Impressive yap session I can't take it anymore |
| Market's closed, I can't sell |
| I’m tired boss |
| Looks that way. |
| I was so close to actually buy calls at close, GUH lol |
| "His first name is Dan, but his nickname is Raisin"\n\nThis man is pure comedy |
| Going from "yeah were totally bombing out of countries who don't know fuck em'" to "guy named Raisin" is definitely interesting. |
| No one gives a shit what this Eejit says anymore. He screwed the pooch |
| This is the funniest thing I’ve seen in a minute |
| Is he usually this unhinged? Like thats a real question. |
| This is buck wild hahaha |
| Is there an objective to crash the stock market in that game?\n\n |
| I've smoked/drank myself half comatose and managed to still be more coherent than mango. Impressive stuff really. |
| I am eating pizza |
| Only if she’s white |
| Whats stopping you from going straight cash right now? |
| Honestly if they let anybody with over 50iq talk ill be happy |
| Asia cooked |
| God bless raising cain |
| BRO WHAT THE FUCK IS RAISING CANES DOING IN THIS RAMBLE |
| His narcissism knows no end |
| Raisin Cane!! Now I want chicken. |
| What do you mean rasin |
| Holy fuck dude. why does this have to be real |
| The straights is opened not closed.. but ships needs to pay a $2M toll to get through. |
| R A I S I N |
| Everyone under 45 there grew up in not knowing anything else, that’s who they are now |
| I hate these times. I hate raisins |
| This raisin guy sounds hot |
| A lot of new longterm investors in the past few days... |
| Raisin Cane and Cornpop same person? |
| Hehe so funny |
| On a Friday night lol |
| Ah my bad, Mach 3.2 LMAO |
| We can all wish |
| So much pain, and so much more pain to come |
| Just got back from two weeks in Kyoto and Osaka. It was super-affordable. Meals cost about half what we'd spend here, with no tipping, and consistently better service and quality. Hotels were similar.\n\nWhats more is that unlike the US, they actually have well-stocked stores with merchandise and employees. Yodobashi Camera, for one example, had something like EIGHT full aisles of computer keyboards. I had forgotten what it felt like to actually be able to shop for something in person instead of Amazon, and tbh it was a little depressing coming back to our empty shelves and laundry detergent locked up situation. |
| he just got that second wind coke drip |
| raisin cain... |
| True. But you gotta play the Delta \n\nStocks like Ford have a .03 Delta on a .01 call but SPY call only is a .001 Delta \n\nBig difference in the odds..... |
| i like to go into a deli, and be shocked at how high the prices are, and say “only in New York” |
| This is fucking crazy OMG |
| Do they really know it? 11 has been the latest version for a lot longer than 8 was. |
| Raisin Caine |
| After after hours |
| This speech feels like a Sora shitpost video |
| Calls on Raising Cane's |
| SPX to 6000 anyway |
| From what I can tell, a lot of gaps were closed today. I wasn't expecting so much to be closed today.\n\nWith that being said, if the market decides to close some gaps in NVDA then nearly everyone is going to be cooked well done. |
| What kind of pep talk is this? |
| Imagine actually spending your time going to see this shit in person? |
| my name is raisin |
| I was and this is worse |
| People in the audience being compensated with snacks and drinks? \nAre they allowed to take bathroom breaks? |
| The latter. |
| I can’t believe I’m still listening to this. It’s like a compulsion to look at a bad car accident or something. |
| # BARON HAS PUTS BUT I CANT PROVE IT |
| It’s a little concerning that everyone agrees on what “when it happens” means |
| what. the. |
| how is strait gonna be opened? \nUS will go home. Iran will control strait now unopposed. |
| What do you mean, Raisin?! |
| Welp boys my wife came out of the office after 3 hours and said. “I think I’m a vibe coder now”\n\nI just realized I’m married to a retard |
| God the glory it would be to see a speech like this during market hours |
| Nah Monday is gonna swerve. Tuesday it’ll go bad bad |
| This seems pretty classified |
| Seeing what happened with Iraq and Afghanistan, US is not very quick at eating humble pie and backing off. |
| Australia after NA seems questionable |
| With the price increase of dell laptops the business side is nearly at mac air level prices. With the cloud side being so prominent we may see more move to MAC. |
| He’s gone |
| How would u like ur weekend TACOS?\n\n-SPR release \n \n-“troop withdrawals” \n \n-Netanyahu plays doveish in front of cameras |
| Idk if that will even work atp he played the 10 day pause last night and that didn't pan out either |
| “SIR” = story is 💯💩 |
| He really doesn’t want to go to jail after getting out of office. I think he will want to continue after his term. Only explanation for all this shit. All his name stamped all over the Epstein files. |
| Wouldn't that make it a gay white supremacist dating app? |
| 2,500.. he said... |
| New stand-up special live on white house youtube channel |
| I think that’s for SPX and Nasdaq both will get obliterated remember 90 k Dow 2029 🥭 was right about everything!! |
| He hates losing so much, but imagine how badly his ego would be damaged if he lost that one. |
| What did the Eejit even mean by that? |
| His rallies could go for 2-3 hours this is nothing |
| They stormed the capitol and demanded pence be hung when was voted out. \n\n\nNobody's gonna try the 25th with his rabid cult that easily swayed to violence |
| Even then idk if anyone will believe him. Then again the gullibility of the market has surprised me many times before |
| Thank the good lord this war isn’t woke. Then it would be really bad. |
| Absolutely bonkers shit |
| Yup i got 3k shares. |
| It’s been a month…. not even one measly circuit breaker and the SP500 hasn’t even gone into correction territory.\n\nWhat is this, bear-orists, amateur hour? Panic sell and realize those loses! |
| Tel Aviv is the gay capital of the world and is getting bombed that’s the DD |
| and then there is SpaceX and Waymo |
| https://preview.redd.it/q9z2hhmpynrg1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1df4bca50811db1846c9c9a78b3882d26a44377f\n\n |
| JP Morgan did an analysis of the oil routes and found this is when shit hits the fan if Hormuz remains closed\n\nAsia: April 1. \nEurope: April 10. \nNorth America: April 15. \nAustralia: April 20. |
| https://www.youtube.com/live/19b7cuFkXPE?si=Mqg-dkwtPRe2Tb67 |
| Are Iranians who want regime change a small minority or is the risk of being killed by the current regime just too great for a dissident uprising? |
| a song inspired by this market... [bent over the charts](https://share.google/wPYnYxGRGXYsqu7gb) |
| Forgot Tiger was dating Vanessa T so it all makes sense now. |
| Nobody wanted to use my life savings have been coming on fire. I'm laughing way harder than I am. This is actually really funny. It's just that I can ignore the sad part of it being very real and very true. |
| 2025 and 2024 gains wiped. borrowing 40% of the 100% I can borrow from margin so could get called if my 3 stocks AMZN, META, and MSFT lose another 30% which i dont think msft will get to 250, and meta to 360 but under this dumbass nothing is out of the picture, worst case i will have to sell all my 401k and pay the 10% and the income tax and move it to my borkerage |
| Very clearly this war will only end with US quietly eating the humble pie and back off and say objective met. ONLY way |
| Bad company. They line up orders with US govt gun to buyers’ head, then can’t get the orders done |
| 🥭 + 🗣️ = 🚀 (or 📉 IDK I'm regarded) |
| listening to a crazy mango spewing gibberish... |
| Im gonna fucking, ah fuck it all.\nGo to the casino, at least theres a chance your gains wont all be erased! |
| What is he fucking talking about |
| Why does he look like he's melting |
| Fighting not to be politically correct? That’s a new one.\n\nWrite that down!! |
| Jesus… |
| He’s still talking ? |
| I'm yelling Timberrrr! |
| I'm too poor to own a suit. |
| I like to tell the brokerage that the Sovereign entity of BillyShears has plenty of money when they margin call |
| Fucked |
| 2000mph? That’s like Mach 2.5. The drones move at a snails pace of 100mph. |
| I mean. Clearly it’s time to jump on the PUT/BEAR bandwagon. Got a few more weeks I think. |
| Oh those numbers mean something. Mainly that you'll be fighting for top spot by the Wendy's dumpster soon |
| Slayters new album is fire |
| Lol bro said stocks sank less than he expected - were going down |
| It's a cult bro |
| Is that what it is? |
| Good thing I bought monthlys. |
| Dubai level depravity for 5.99 a month. |
| Ego stroke. Convince him people still love him. |
| Barron got puts |
| how much has he been mentioning father-son bonds lately? |
| I don't know what you're even insinuating. SPY was already down 8% by February 2022 from rate hike fears and recession signals, but the correction started with META crashing 20% post earnings followed by Russia invasion of Ukraine all within the same fucking week. There was a small relief recovery on "this war doesn't affect us" in April, until the numbers came out that showed it do. Index funds proceed to crash 20 fucking percent across the span of 2 months. Reminder that everything market is doing right now is an reaction without the statistics of how it's affecting US economy. When all the numbers are out, that's when the real crash starts. I'm saying all this as a permabol who survived through 2022, you can feel free to keep double downing on call if you unironically believe we'll go back to rallying without the oil crisis being resolved. |
| Regarded |
| What are you guys watching/listening to? I know nothing |
| Not advanced enough |
| What did u expect out of TACO? |
| Does he talk about Hillary that much these days? Think hes probably just pissed he never won against Sleepy Joe. |
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| The odds of me paying off my 2.625% 30-year-mortgage are tiny when inflation is sticky above 3%. I'm stealing at this point. |
| Congrats on your w |
| The chances of him getting 25th'd over summer are rising with every word that dribbles out of his senile mouth.\n\nIt seems impossible right now but honestly by summer this guy might actually be all out of political capital. He can't even move the markets anymore. |
| I was hoping somebody would hold my pocket |
| holy fuck, brother has been yapping his ass off for the past 50 minutes |
| 🍊when it happens, the market will go up YUGE\n\n / 👐\n\n | |
| Wait when's he announcing the ceasefire he said was coming this weekend... |
| Believe it or not… balls |
| if dems win, i would be scared |
| God it must suck being an Amerifat. Cant believe you stupid fucks did this to yourselves. |
| By no means did he time the top. I'm just saying that comparing buffet's decades of outperformance to 2023-2025 (I said 2 years cuz he stepped down in 2025) is asinine. |
| ***FOOM*** |
| Zumbale mambo para qué las gatas prendan los motores\n\nZumbale mambo para qué las gatas prendan los motores\n\n |
| RNG mode right now. |
| Black Monday guaranteed at this point unless he does another peace deal fakeout |
| Advanced Syphilis is a bitch |
| I want to live through a major historical event\n\nCold war run it back |
| Comedy. |
| except that msft's eps went from ~$10 to ~$16 in the last year and they're pulling more profit than ever. |
| Me fuckin too |
| My calls are fucked for Monday |
| SPY 420 is not a meme |
| Why would somebody believe a leader that is a pathological liar? Iran and him are both dishonest people. We do not know what is going on. \n\n\nHey Remember this POS is still looking for Obama's real birth certificate. He also will show proof the 2020 election was stolen anytime now. Ppfft.\n\n\nThere is seriously something wrong with people that make excuses for Trump's behavior. |
| Ho-ho-holy sheeeeeeeeeeeeeit. Who let him speak today? What a gift to bers. Monday is gonna be fucking wild. |
| its a good start. |
| Jesus fuck man can you imply Larry Ellison bribed you any harder lmao |
| Oh damn, did Benny Johnson die!? |
| Anyone with bag7 leaps is fucked lol |
| What the FUCK IS HE TALKING ABOUT |
| okay THIS is the bottom (i say this everyday) |
| I bet he thinks each speech he gives is different that the one before |
| MSFT and META having a competition to see who can drill harder |
| In with you but most of us weren’t around in the 80s. |
| Oil going up entering the weekend. It’s been going up over the weekend. We foked |
| We are going down a very spooky path |
| Daid won? lol he overpaid |
| What if you’re a gay gay bear? Does that mean short grindr? |
| Probably the first time that has ever been brought up in this context |
| No I mean SPY is going to 800 in 3 weeks |
| Feeling less worried about holding my puts over the weekend now |
| Saudi Arabia is the hosts for this forum. It’s actually reasonable. |
| An idiot that has caused the world to bend to treat him like he's not an idiot. He's an idiot with nearly immeasurable power. |
| speaking of boeing does BA ever go up amidst perpetual price upgrades from everyone? |
| Well on the plus side, we are now in a forever war. |
| BIGGER DROP INCOMING |
| Hahaha. Gold. |
| One of his supporters was arguing with me that the strait was closed since last 47 years I lost my mind after that comment |
| Bahaha he's going to blow his father |
| Dude is literally finding out news by reading the teleprompter |
| Don’t worry, we’re going back |
| Yep that’s what I heard |
| Okay this is one of his worst ones from a mental acuity standpoint |
| A mi me gusta la gasolina🎵\n\nA mi me encanta la gasolina 🎶 |
| Have a disaster weekend everyone |
| Guy's forcing a bunch of Arab oligarchs to listen to his campaign trail greatest hits for an hour 🤣 |
| DAVID, I’M UPSET WITH YOU |
| DO NOT MENTION ORACLE I HAVE SHARES. |
| David’s gonna blow his father?!? |
| Wtf we need another aircraft carrier for? War is over! |
| I’m down about 29% over the past 6 months or so, obviously heavy in tech and crypto. What’s everyone else looking like? |
| # IS THIS AN SNL SKETCH? |
| damn, y’all still listening |
| trump trying to pump ORACLE stock lol |
| wsb hates facts |
| I was hoping more for a bottom. |
| Lifted off food stamps or kicked off lmfao |
| Yo same |
| You don't need a 33% drop and a closure of the ETF to get fucked, though. A 20% drop would be also virtually unrecoverable for an ETF like TQQQ (in time for the option to hit break-even underlying price before expiration). |
| My ten year old knows not to think or talk about the next game when you're in the middle of a game. |
| LFG ORACLE SHOUT OUT my 160 avg has a chance |
| He’s always been this way. That’s their big beautiful president. |
| Yeah. If they drop back down and the open interest is still good I may get back in.\n\nYou need high volatility days to move them, that is the key\n\nI just set a buy order and let it sit to see if it will fill and if it does, immediately set a sell order \n\nIn and out, take the money and run but remember no guarantees.....\n |
| Institutions have real-time data for example sometimes they use satellite images to see how busy Walmart is. There will release an article to either pump or dump a stock so basically you are buying the news and leaving you with the bag |
| Bulls bought for this btw |
| It’s true though |
| No same!!!! |
| You tricked me I actually checked |
| How did we get here, we should be living in caves foraging for berries |
| help us JD youre our only hope. |
| WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT! |
| Same here. I quit Windows last October and it was like a divorce or a death in the family. \n\nLinux and Mac are objectively inferior to Windows 10, but we have to move on with our lives. |
| What’re you cooking? |
| A Dementor's kiss sounds better than this |
| Alright starting a bingo board, recently tuned in...has he mentioned the ballroom yet |
| 👊✊️\n\nShit, yeah that's going to matter |
| he sure is mentioning Saudi Arabia a lot... |
| She’s with her boyfriend in New York every day she isn’t on camera with diaperboy. |
| Similar interest in men's makeup |
| how is this dude in charge. what the fuckkkkkk. is this one big comedy? its funnier that any thing ive read or watched |
| I’ve seen like 100 cops driving today. They are trying to reach quotas because the economy is shit OR ENLIST US. |
| would u |
| They call it an all time high for a reason, I.e. it already happened, in the past, yesteryear, etc. |
| Bro's still talking about Sleepy like an angry-ex. Time to move on. |
| I will bet anyone here my entire net worth the song that plays when Mango leaves the stage is YMCA. \n\nMy net worth may be negative, but take what you can get. |
| listening to him talk must be like what the tts of a message from 100 monkeys at 100 typewriters would sound like. It’s actually impossible to make up |
| No way did he say "thought it would be a bigger drop" again? This pos |
| Open the strait of trump now |
| My port is just like tiger rolling over into that ditch |
| Imagine being American and voting for mango cause "his a business man, he'll run the economy well" yall forget this man ran a casino into the ground 😂🤡 |
| please miss it |
| We need him to serial kill in this time in history |
| I'm looking for a top! |
| “Shoes cost more than 5k!” |
| you think the fuk? |
| That’s not a dip thats a bear market which literally is the opposite of a bull market. It lasts 2y 🤦♂️\n\nJust stop. Buffet is washed and his asset allocation much like Burry’s was way off. But at least he was honest about why. He didn’t understand tech and this whole market has been riding on tech for the last decade.\n\nStill the goat but be didn’t time the top to retire or anything. |
| This speech was funny at first, but I'm starting to become genuinely worried. This is the weakest I've ever seen the United States. It seems to get worse with each passing day. I don't think anyone here has felt this way since the nuclear scares of the 1980s. |
| haha!!! |
| Fuck this, going straight cash on monday |
| Hb |
| AIR did well and then dropped with everything else today. Things have been bad since Oct. |
| Can someone snatch mic from Taco POS 😡 |
| Bogleheads jerks it to VTI and nothing else. They may switch it up to VT here an there just keep their arousal going. 7% a year compounded over 40 years and you might be able to work part time. |
| “It’s not over yet” (the drilling) |
| this is the end result of democracy |
| I find it funny how Match Group owns like 90% of the world's most popular dating apps. |
| Microsoft has a negative debt to equity ratio its not going to weather current macros well. |
| Why is 🥭 soaked in sweat, his suit wet? |
| 😂 |
| He has a reddit account here on WSB ? |
| He makes me believe in simulation |
| Bottoms are loving this. |
| Sometimes you are the top, and other times you are the bottom. \n\nI think we know which one you are now.... |
| 18 trillion \n\nHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA |
| 18 trillions nobody will ever see but ok |
| Unless your interest rates are variable |
| No he's gonna think its an accomplishment, and make it go even further |
| this isn't a speech... it's more like a bizzare word ramble... |
| He’s doing campaign crowd work again. |
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| Underrated right here. |
| Stocks already hit an all time high guys. That's it, pack your bags. Mission accomplished. \n\nHe doesn't need it to go any higher anymore. |
| I'm losing brain cells listening to this summit. Jesus christ |
| And Infatuated Joe |
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| 669 |
| "How far can this plane go on one engine?!?!"\n\n"All the way to the scene of the crash, I imagine."\n\n\--Ron White |
| So basically whole US accepts some self-tanned crazy guy shittalking pure nonsense all the time being their president? |
| Like I know we brought the word back but did he have to go FULL?? |
| 3k , from my parents. I feeel soo bad. I can t bear this. I don t see a way out |
| Jeez, can't listen to this longer than 5 minutes |
| Let's hope not 🙂 fuck bulls |
| I bet he thinks each speech he gives is different that the one before |
| He literally lied gaslit manipulated everyone so that it wouldn’t go down. The fucking gall he has to say this shit. |
| Saudis don’t understand money in the thousand’s increments |
| Great can my oil and lng companies pump now plz |
| I have 637 calls for Tuesday |
| ‘Look at me. I’m great. Everybody loooves me!’ |
| Dude is sweating out a cocktail of drugs |
| 5000 dollars is like a penny! |
| Shoes cost 5k in Saudi? |
| things I have learned today: saudis wear expensive shoes |
| # FUCK IM OUT |
| Pork grinds |
| To be fair the Gerald Ford is in smithereens right now |
| Fuck this guy. “5,000 is a lot for you poor Americans. Y’all are such losers!” |
| Wtf is he rambling about |
| SAUDI DONT CARE ABOUT YOU POORS |
| 😭 |
| A man of culture! |
| Bro wtf are we watching? |
| Dow made 50k to spite Donnie |
| Lmfao “$5k ain’t shit yall poor” |
| Sleepy can't catch a break lmao |
| Puts on anyone who does buisness with shitadel. Hood and Webitch will make a tonka dumptruck blush next week. |
| This is boring say something new buddy |
| A bunch of nonsense |
| Data may be delayed 6 months |
| Same. Somehow. Started out so hopeful. I guess I’ve had *worse* days. |
| OK not deep but a just a little ITM lol!!! |
| Jesus Christ |
| Futures ripping.......... me a new butthole |
| And we have to pay him taxes for the privilege of doing so. |
| You have basically 2 options for investment: yoga pants, or gay tinder. You are not allowed to invest in both, unless you plan on going to hell |
| What the fuck am I listening to 😂😂 |
| # LMAO, BOLS SAY THE DARNDEST THINGS 😂 |
| That really works? Could you pray the gay out of qqq and spy please? I'm bleeding to death here. |
| Somewhere around spy 500 is where I'm starting to buy. |
| Only thing I want to invest in anymore is 🌽 |
| LOL get a load of all these poor morons io got to vote for me \n\n |
| People can't be on for stamps if we cut food stamps. 4d chess. |
| ill go with "retard" if im forced to pick just 1 word |
| The most out of touch speech I’ve ever seen |
| Looks like investors.. pulled out. |
| Shewww this dude is nuts |
| We're lucky market isn't 23 hours yet, otherwise SPY would be at 600 by now. |
| You think the main cause of a dip that occurred 3.5 years ago was a war that is still happening today when we are 35% up from the preceding high? |
| I lost $140k last month after being in oil, sold out 11 days before Trump and his buddy thought they would get their way. I’m sure his mates knew. I didn’t. 🤦♀️ |
| >!gotcha bitch!< |
| What strike calls to buy monday fellow bullievers ? |
| No, they are not gonna open the strait unless the US also agrees to their concessions, they have the moral high ground right now, imagine if you were mostly(shitty regime still) minding your own business and someone hit you with a car, you are gonna sue them till you are satisfied before you drop it. |
| Respectful bombs! |
| His has indicated thousands of times that he does not understand the stock market. He does not invest in it. He only knows that people like when the line goes up and to the right. |
| Nah they’ll just dock your pay and deploy you |
| he's the crazy schoolyard bully everyone is afraid to laugh at... |
| is the speech over or did i miss it |
| brother they're going to be working forever with how things are going |
| Whoever does time the bottom with 700C leaps is going to retire early |
| Cornflation |
| If you’re a bull I’m so sorry, but this is bear fuel. \n\nSo far:\n- announcing future taking of Cuba\n- admitting things aren’t finished yet and still need time\n- downplaying stock market drop and oil prices\n- General confidence shaking rambling |
| Yeah, legendary dip to buy - just like covid, just like the 2018 temper tantrum. |
| Teleprompter go BRRRRRRRR 🤡 |
| Apollo, since they’re the only one I heard of |
| he called Iran demented.... that's rich |
| Idk lol I just posted this so hopefully someone would save me the trouble of looking |
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| cornflation |
| You’re not wrong anecdotally but the data says they’re still growing |
| “Cornflation” |
| Is the shock market benefiting us rn? |
| Hell of a handyman too |
| Pretty sure Hitler would never have gone to war at Israel's behest. |
| We're not going up on Monday, or ever again for the matter, are we? |
| Yeah it’s over for us\n\nStock market hasn’t dropped too much |
| Puts. |
| IRS is gonna want a word |
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| Alexa, play gas gas gas by Manuel |
| There you have it bols. He thinks it needs to go down more and it will cuz the war's not over yet. Circuit breaker confirmed Monday 🚨 |
| Made me look |
| He will never ever admit that he F up, i think he is to demented to even notice |
| Fuck it, I'm retiring from trying to make enough money to retire. I've probably put my retirement back 10 years by trying. I'd like to say it's been fun but it's just heart attack inducing nonsense these days which will probably stop me ever reaching retirement if I carry on.\n |
| Ngmi! |
| He must not have real time quotes on |
| Uh if I get drafted do I have to pay the margin call still |
| Taco said the stock market would double he just left out that he would cut it in half first |
| Still waiting 6 years for spy 200.😭 This shit still has a lot of room to drop. |
| Got fucking rekt today. |
| He said demented, I didn’t |
| Does he know rockets and missiles are not the same thing, because the rocket he's talking about is heading downwards towards Earth's core |
| “We did it violently, we did it powerfully”\n\n- 🥭, when asked about how hard he fucked the market |
| someone get him to comment on tiger woods crash |
| Frog used to say 'ribbit' post brain injury, 'riggit' |
| Wow these are literally all lies |
| Must be using Internet Explorer for those financials 🤡 |
| Probably the most economical option |
| Somebody summarise this rambling nonsense for me please |
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| They killed off all of Plunge Protection Team. We had 5 V's in the first 6 days after the war and now red days are just elevator down no pop whatsoever. |
| It probably will before open on Monday though if there is no update on the war |
| What got released after hours??? |
| Hims to the core of the earf. |
| **FUTES RIIIIPPPPIN’** |
| i put some profits aside for Q1 taxes i think im gonna get to redeploy it on monday instead lol |
| TEPURI works - $20 signup bonus with $1 deposit |
| I should’ve gotten gas before this |
| How long until it happens? |
| the market will be two weeks away from being two weeks away from a nuclear bomb for two more weeks |
| they're making more money than ever.\n\ntheir eps went from ~2.50/qtr to $4 in the last yearish.\n\nit's why these massive drops make no sense. retards are suddenly believing they know more about cloud infra business than the cloud hyperscalers. meanwhile, they're pulling in tons of money and have contracts for ~$500B/each... and the stocks get murdered because of narratives that never made sense and contradict each other. |
| completely agree, but we are in a monkey market atm |
| Yes |
| Money |
| "everyone is benefiting from this" LFMAO |
| WOW WE BLEW PAST 636 |
| he saved us all, we are such ingrates |
| John Wayne Gacey was a homeowner.\n\n\n\n\nAnd then there is you... |
| is this stock market benefiting us rt? |
| It's that crazy? |
| Spy 700c on Monday because I'm a FUCKING PATRIOT and I HATE MONEY |
| # WE BOMBED IRAN WITH RESPECT |
| "I expected a bigger drop" me too trump me too trump |
| Fuck I should have bought a electric car. Oils gonna be 300 a barrel. |
| We are never going to stop winning. Thank you JD. |
| You think he’s into wrangler or Levi’s? |
| Everything up 20% in may |
| Ignorance is bliss, and so is deafness. |
| What models? I have a 3070. |
| Being gay? In this economy?? |
| Invest and watch came in without a tweet this time |
| beginning to think being long was not the wknd move |
| Lol who are these people that keep saying "it's not possible to.." ?\n\n"2 weeks away" lol\n\nHe is oranger than normal today! |
| Even CPAC couldn't save them... |
| Why are bols crying? It hasn't dropped that much. |
| I ‘member |
| I said earlier that i thought puts seem easy money so I bought calls. I clearly thought wrong |
| he's literally taking everything we worked for |
| LMAO |
| the real allies are the allies we made along the way, and learned |
| Haha fair but doesn't mean he wouldn't try |
| He doesn't have a sense of humor and doesn't know how to joke. |
| If he manage to die by May, probably at least till mid terms. |
| The price has gone flaccid. |
| Nuclear dust! |
| The Nobel Peace Prize Committee will go down as the biggest terror organization in history for refusing to give in to this crybaby |
| STOCKS ARE GONNA BE A ROCKET SHIP - 🥭 |
| 2 WEEKS AWAY SINCE THE 90s |
| "Those of you who have bought stocks of US companies have been big beneficiaries of my policies"\n\nLOL |
| # IRAN WAS 2 WEEKS AWAY FROM NUCLEAR WEAPON IN THE LAST 25 YEARS |
| Rip |
| Demented you say? |
| Trump is so powerful that Chuck Norris said Fuck it and checked out. |
| He misunderstood what correction territory meant |
| Spare urself |
| "Keep doing it, it's going to be a rocket ship." But which way? |
| I don't know if this is real. Crazy |
| If USA invaded Iran, the new Iran state is going to be more cowboy Texas or lusty las Teheran casino state ? 🎰 |
| Boots on the ground it is. The cope is there for a reason |
| https://www.youtube.com/live/EL_b_zkCvyo?si=lnLJf1W4V7t9ODch |
| Stock martlet drop hasn’t been that bad, fellas |
| Oh gosh why did he say he thought it’d be a bigger drop |
| Bro crypto can flash crash 60% in a day it’s a million times more risky than Lulu |
| He expected a bigger drop? \n\nWait til Monday… |
| He just referred to the king of Saudi Arabia as "kissing his ass" at Saudi Arabia's Private Investment Fund's summit\n\nOh my fucking god we're cooked |
| Pretty sure we’re soon approaching the point where the Saudis don’t have enough money for that |
| A war on Trump cause the media are meanies |
| Really? I'm surprised there isn't an abundance of fine quality racist white women there? |
| The hottest king anywhere |
| Huh, I hadn't considered the CPAC angle. You think they'll be shilling it hard or just organic buzz? |
| Depends how fucked up this war gets |
| Someone shows him the charts |
| donnie made dow 50k... |
| Geez he keeps repeating that he thought stocks would be down more |
| Little drop???? 50,000 Dow was the top |
| https://preview.redd.it/xrlcr0j9xnrg1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a6147a0c2f5cf7d5add8b87f52a5420c37e03a29 |
| Just remember it. It'll be important later |
| He personally hit 50,000 on the DOW |
| Until it goes to depression |
| "I thought oil prices would go up higher" "It's not finished yet" nice, 150$ coming soon. |
| MORE_adam_driver_meme |
| “Oil prices haven’t gone up that much. Stocks haven’t dropped too much” |
| Love the markets in limbo for this drivel |
| Hes way too sassy to be 100% straight |
| * TRUMP: IF WE CHANGE THE DOW JONES AVERAGE TO THE DOW JONES MEDIAN, IT MAY GO UP THOUSANDS OF POINTS\n\nWhat the fuck |
 Trump speaks at Saudi investment conference in Florida Watch live as President Donald Trump speaks at the Future Investment Initiative's conference in Miami, Florida. www.nbcnews.com |
| You’re getting downvoted but you’re right. Guaranteed 4-6% return on early debt pay off vs who the fuck knows for the next 6 months |
| https://www.youtube.com/live/19b7cuFkXPE?si=Mqg-dkwtPRe2Tb67 |
| ROCKETSHIP |
| 50k! |
| He said rocket 🚀 all the way on the Dow and SPX 🫨 |
| Oil is NOT FINISHED going up folks 🥭🚀🚀🚀 |
| That "it is not finished yet"...RIP calls |
| What???? 😂😂😭😭😭 |
| Bro literally saying it could be worse |
| Not if they overload their servers again |
| Hasn’t been that bad??? |
| # DROP IN STOCK HASNT BEEN THAT BAD LMAOOOO |
| He is clearly souped up on multiple drugs lol |
| Instead of blasting Iran with missiles, blast some loud speakers with these Mango speeches. They'd surrender and open Hormuz real fast. |
| Oil to 200 he said it himself |
| nbc is doing it live |
| Not finished yet. We are finally getting circuit breakers on Monday lmao. |
| Nah, let that debt inflate away |
| have ya’ll noticed? people using hella cigarettes 🚬 check out MO \nrecession indicator |
| "Oh, we're working on it." - Peter Thiel |
| Cubanistan |
| Yaaaaaaaaaeah we're not rebounding until we hit -20% like 2022 lmao |
| I was quoting Donnie. If you bully ME I’ll cum. |
| # I THOUGHT THIS ISNT WAR? |
| obama derangement syndrome |
| ~~trade~~ ~~tariff~~ ~~air~~ **Ground** wars are good and easy to win |
| i used to be like that, now I'm a bitch. |
| WHAT IS HE TRYING TO SAY. IS THIS SOME MORSE CODE SHIT |
| This just shows if I work really hard my dumbass self could become the most powerful man in the world too!!!! |
| it's not finished he literally said so lol |
| Oh is this how it feels like? |
| Technically the only thing he’s said so far is ‘Cuba is next.’ Oh wait, hold on a second… |
| 🌮 sounds More unhingend than usual |
| Mongo show |
| they used too fine a grit when polishing his nose |
| Link to the talk?? |
| shitposts in this sub are more coherent than this |
| Everybody always trying to figure this guy out… It’s just that he is a fucking idiot. That simple. |
| Would you say they’re gaytekeeping? |
| # FUCK YOU |
| NOOO STOP SAYING THAT FFS |
 President Trump Delivers Remarks at the Future Investment Initiative Miami, FL www.youtube.com |
| It does exist, just that you’re not important enough to know.\n\nWe already know that we have Iran the terms of the deal and Iran is strongly considering it. This is a nothing burger and Iran is just lying to the media to keep oil prices high so the maintain leverage over the terms until everything is finalized.\n\nYou’re a retard since you believe Iranian media just because it suits your puts, but not believe your own leader. Make it make sense. |
| HOW is he still talking |
| You heart the man. We have to UP it lmaooo |
| Hottest country. 🥭 bout to fuk them |
| Nah Comedy Central doesn't do comedy anymore, they realized nothing they produce would be as hilarious and ridiculous as 🥭's daily speeches. South Park looks like a documentary compared to the shit the current admin is doing |
| Dude hasn't had a boner in decades. |
| He will it will be the greatest |
| You’re right- it WAS over fifty thou. |
| kinda fruity ngl |
| Lmao |
| People always wonder if they should pay off debt first or invest. He’s made it very clear to just pay off your debts this year folks. Itsa wrap |
| we are so hot, we are so winning |
| At least Hitler wasn’t a draft dodger |
| What purpose does this serve? |
| What are watching? I want to watch with yall\n |
| “Be nice to me or I’ll cry” |
| Lol Hottest targets not Country |
| memory was cyclical. now everyone needs it, and a lot more than before. |
| META just cant stop shitting the bed holy fuck |
| What is it now! |
| Many of the jokes tonight have hinted at a Trump Tower Tehran or naming the Strait, "The Strait of Trump". \n\nI don't think he's joking guys. |
| He said the king was kissing his ass? |
| just grab them by the ~~🐱~~arm. When youre a king they just let you |
| You got this |
| Straight |
| BREAKING: Trump announces American Eagle x Marine ground invasion collab\n\nCalls on $AEO |
| Yea this seems like a conference no one went to 5 years ago and now pres of US is keynote speaker |
| Remember run it hot. Good times. |
| Now back to 8 months ago.\n\n |
| Not really. The bar keeps getting lowered, so old crap seems less bad. Return of the Jedi was OK but had a lot of shark-jumpy content. Phantom menace was a fucking joke. |
| Dude wtf |
| 🎶 we’re on the road to nowhere 🎶 |
| Those could still print |
| 🤌 |
| At what price do you think Bessent shorted USO? |
| Can he stop with the homoeroticism before I get hard |
| except he gives blowies behind the royal palace |
| if JD grovels while Taco talks shit and we get it closed, that'd make everyone happy. |
| That the sound of a man holding a bucketful of puts. |
| Gibbs: “It’s an oil!” \n\nJack: “No, no, it’s much better than that, it’s a drawing of an oil.” |
| The legend of bubba |
| Like anyone would listen to that no charisma turd. His public political career is over after Donnie kicks thr bucket. |
| It's like Hitler, but more retarded 🤔 |
| Im so glad I’m watching this w you guys |
| Do not come. |
| Trump Messiah |
| This can't be real. I am awake ? |
| # MUHAMMAD GRABBED HIM |
| Oh god at least i am having a good laugh |
| I know 😂 |
| Okay trailer trash 👍 |
| Memory is a bicycle |
| Iran and Pakistan about to nuke each other, then our president said “if you nuke and kill each other we’ll put 250% tariffs on you” and they stopped it |
| This mfer 🥭 just said Cuba next\n#\nDow 50K was really the top bros 😭😭 |
| Oh how the tides have turned 😂 |
| So puts for the next half a year is just free money glitch at this point |
| Is 🥭 gay |
| Old man yaoi was not on my bingo card |
| He was talking about jeans |
| You like that? |
| Well, at least you get a funny story to go along with your username. |
| Lol ok... |
| For anyone watching his remarks at the summit, holy shit bro….. |
| Year turn around? Correction territory.. he must have misunderstood what 'correction' means |
| He likes Sydney Sweeney |
| Who’s grabbing you?? |
| He’s gonna end the world isn’t he |
| Sorry boys, my bad, I prayed the gay away. |
| You’re the one crying … for Meta lmao. Wah wah they got sued it’s bs blah blah terrible mother wah wah \n\n😂 |
| I don't believe it just because they said it, definitely zero trust, believe only what you see with these guys |
| Imagine being American, lol |
| The US doesn't even prosecute the sexual assault of children. Stealing $1.49 million is no big deal. Well, unless you're poor. |
| So erotic |
| “He would grab me to get up. We bonded. He grabbed me all the time. I think he likes me.”\n\nBro |
| he could be right with the most dramatic turnaorund |
| Mongo is truly one of us |
| ……….. starting? |
| There are 2 things you can guarantee he will talk about: windmill farms that annoyed him at his Scotland golf course, and Obama getting a peace prize and him not getting one. |
| Same dawg, same |
| Unprecedented one year turn around indeed, such a turn around that market is trying to go down until they hit their ATH from 1 year ago |
| The answer is always CSPAN, start there |
| it's like listening to william shatner but less fun and more angry |
| That yell jolted me a bit |
| I heard that there was going to be a Republican only dating app… I was confused because all the Republican men already have grindr…\n\nThere was also that white supremacist dating app.. which was almost 100% men |
| will he mention ivanka, who's burried at his golf course..??? |
| # HE IS GOING TO BE NEXT AMERICAN EAGLE MODEL SWEENEY YOUR OUT |
| Yes, the new leaders in Iran are even more hardline than the guys who got blown up |
| I'll agree to eugenics if it means bulls never reproduce |
| GRND has a monopoly over gay dating. Gays will be horny and pay for it until the end of time |
| Yes only now 😉 |
| Prolly shares |
| The Bottom just gave out |
| LMFAO whatt |
| When cancer is cured in 2143 by somebody else you will thank him for it |
| It was funnier at 49500 |
| SNL couldn’t write this good |
| Straight bears now? |
| Can you explain more. I'm dumb. |
| Lmfaooo |
| Imagine palantir if they could weaponize psychic damage like this speech |
| He’s announcing people in the crowd like a Vegas lounge act |
| What exactly am I supposed to do |
| He likes jeans? Wtf |
| "I'm a big believer in genes, by the way"\n\nwhat the fuck man |
| Yeah I was so nervous before but not anymore |
| I must have been real real nasty in my past lives to end up reencarnating in this timeline. |
| What does Cuba have that we could possibly want? |
| 😔 |
| Donald Trump: Shout outs to Donald Trump |
| You think he even knows? |
| "I'm a big believer in genes" ah shit, it's 1933 all over again |
| If i see one more person say memory is cyclical I will blow my brains out. |
| I bet the plan is if Saudi wants to keep pressing on taco says he needs them to prop up the stock market specifically the ones in the Dow because that's all he cares about |
| Don Trump. |
| There’s supposed to be a point to this? |
| BETEENA |
| Thank you guys! Weird the major networks aren’t covering it. Should be on Comedy Central. |
| oh god don't say anything racist |
| starlink lol |
| Yea, this is pretty obvious. That laundry fire that put a 13 billion dollar aircraft carrier out of commission was somehow unexpected... |
| You didn't realize this on November 5th 2024...? |
| Yeah nobody is listening to his dementia drivel, everyone just claps when they hear someone else claps |
| Really buying his "I don't care about the novel peace prize" bit. Yelling about how he stopped 8 wars really sold it |
| # HE IS TALKING ABOUT JEANS |
| calls on everything across the board. |
| Fuck yeah! Hahaha |
| Ok, guys, he really is retarded... no g |
| Its gonna need like 3 parts. |
| He has ended the Iranian war 20 times at this point he's not lying |
| Iran, Venezuela, and a few others |
| 🍊 OBAMNA\n\n\n /👐\n\n\n| |
| He tells it like it is |
| He doesn't give a shit about abortion. He fuckin eats babies probably. Allegedly. He'll just say anything he thinks will get him a vote |
| his speeches are starting to look just sad |
| 8 wars????? |
| “If we live to see the end of it” |
| Please JD Vance save the markets |
| haha!!! |
| Lmfao |
| SGOV gonna be my top performer for April I can already tell |
| Ty America, of all the brilliant guys you could've chose: this was the guy |
| Let me bullet point this out:\n\n* Strait narrow\n* Iran big, much coast\n* Drones and missiles cheap\n* Drones and missiles easy to move\n* Drones and missiles easy to use\n\nConsider the fact that Ukraine makes their own drones despite being in open war with Russia for over 4 years. The only way to stop Iran from keeping the strait closed is to eradicate their regime, occupy/install a friendly regime or negotiate a peace that Iran doesn’t really want right now.\n\nThe US military is doing a great job of blowing shit up. Doesn't fix the absence of a winning strategy, nor does it fix up the numerous energy facilities that have already been taken offline and which cannot be repaired for several years\n\n |
| This is all gonna make a wild movie if we live to see the end of it |
| Well at least I can’t lose more money tomorrow |
| He's mentioning nobel prize. Boots on the ground by 8 pm |
| Been this way for awhile. Remember that time he literally vibed to Ave Maria during a town hall and barely spoke? |
| You're exposing tax and property documents to a third party? We're cooked. |
| Trump live search yt |
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| just 1 more try bro |
| 8 fucking wars - The Shah of Iran |
| When Trump stops edging and puts boots on the ground |
| Never stop the GRND. |
| Are the 8 wars in the room with us? |
| It's only about 10% ITM. How is that "deep"? |
| please can someone just give this cunt a nobel peace prize |
| America's enemies shuddering in their boots right now |
| lol SNDK to the moon while AWS to the shitters. Are you ok OP? SNDK is the best growth stock in 2026. Memory shortage will last till 2030. Amazon is not a growth company anymore. Maybe it was once upon a time 15 years ago |
| Pure retardium. |
| Where’s he going with all of this… |
| I am bored because I am full cash since 1 week after war started\n\nputs are gey and the only longs that might print are earnings related\n\nnke is at """"the bottom"""", july calls are cheap, there is the world cup this year.\n\n3 earnings ago calls printed, 2 earnings ago they also printed, last one I got scammed, doubled down, tim apple bought shares 2days after and I was already almost break even.\n\nNot to mention I made money on this also thanks to SCOTUS pump\n\nso yeah... don't follow me, highly regarded plays only here (and usually with very bad risk management so I can blow up faster) |
| all the fed prosecutors left for state offices anyways |
| /#1 at stopping wars and straits |
| # FUCKING NOBEL COMMITTEE |
| Aww fuk. Back in the Time Machine. |
| I've seen enough. Limit down Monday. |
| He can't fool the markets anymore by lying about a peace deal that doesn't exist. |
| i checked out the after the first election |
| Stopped 8 wars... how many did he start? |
| us |
| Why does this feel like an SNL skit? |
| We haven’t heard of anything like that because it didn’t actually happen |
| And one strait |
| I don’t like holding over the weekend but I expect another dump next week like halfway through monday after the usual rebound. Gonna make up my long term port losses through puts |
| Making 10x what they were a year ago... |
| Thanks for stopping 8 wars that I didn't know ever happened\n\nBut can you stop the one war that's killing my gas budget and grocery bill. |
| All else equal, IV crush reduces contract value. You should not buy options without a time-sensitive and strong directional thesis. |
| They won't buy the dip and then we will be making fun of them again in no time. |
| That man will be a tripping hazard in hell |
| The peace candidate btw |
| Why |
| https://preview.redd.it/4laxfer9wnrg1.png?width=681&format=png&auto=webp&s=6abe1301a1ee53318d38e1a47c07ef200b93a5fc |
| You bought calls? |
| # FUCK! THIS IS IT! THIS IS ALL BECAUSE HE DIDNT GET THE NOBEL PRIZE |
| There's always purgatory, idk who's in charge there |
| https://preview.redd.it/oiz76os7wnrg1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=74ee31526ca3c4d7cd146423e306bdc00d902ced\n\nThe legendary -33% bull market |
| bro stopped India Pak war using tariffs. LMAO |
| The missiles aren't mathing...\n\nhttps://www.washingtonpost.com/national-security/2026/03/27/iran-war-tomahawk-missiles/ |
| Obamna lives rent free in his head |
| Interesting... Sth wrong with my broker app it seems. Tracked also a short trade of 270115 145C with the same amount of contracts simulateously and they suggest this is a multi leg setup (it is not)... Guess it is MM / algo then? What do you think |
| Bulls still in denial. Wait for the AI house of cards to come crumbling down |
| Welp, probably not the best time to buy 100 shares of Google and 50 AMZN shares everything going to be cooked \n\nGoing to be a community member 😭 |
| he stopped 8 wars... |
| Amen, we deserve this shit |
| what group is he even talking to? like who would sit there and listen to this |
| From a moderate distance, it looks the same as really bad decision making. |
| I’ve been unburdened by what has been |
| Corn isn’t moving at the moment. |
| Instead of waterboarding, they're showing inmates clips of Trump at Guantanamo Bay |
| Ah FUCK |
| # HE STOPPED ALL WARS. HE STOPPED WW1 AND WW2 |
| It’s always about the Nobel prize Obama got. |
| I stopped 8 wars? Guys I can’t stop laughing |
| Same here bro, same here. |
| 🫡\n\nhttps://youtu.be/j2KQYP6XR28?si=VQyePvS88zTj531x |
| Laptop, you? |
| Same old bullshit |
| He's stealing your money, and he's stealing your future, and only half of you care |
| they got the discombobulator running in a corner somewhere or something ? ? |
| He doesn't care thats why he mentions it every time he speaks |
| Ain’t no way you retards bought calls to hold over the weekend right? |
| # 🤜🤛\n\nwets get dis bwed |
| November 2028 |
| ALL OVER THE WORLD |
| rest in peace my\nlast triple down. I will lose everything |
| White House channel on YouTube |
| Don’t be a 🥭 by creating a culture of fear. |
| At this rate he is gonna be eternal. I doubt Satan wants anything to do with this. |
| https://preview.redd.it/y6z29h43wnrg1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4de13fcbaf76a7042ef62e6b748ead4dcd176cfc |
| This is the funniest shit I’ve ever seen — we’re so cooked as a nation that people vote for this |
| "I don't care" as he mentions the Nobel peace prize AGAIN for what seems like the 1000th time in the past year |
| @ the gym so can't tune in, but watching the updates from you guys is fucking mint because it's so chaotic. |
| GIANNIIII AMICO MIO |
| Why would he need to lose weight? His BMI is like 27 according to official records. That’s pretty damn good for an American. |
| In case anyone hasn't noticed, we're in a bear market now. |
| Wrong course going on/in |
| We're not gonna make it |
| 🥭 “AUTISM IS SO IMPORTANT TO US” |
| Boner shart |
| I dont think the top is in yet |
| Where yall watching this? |
| Why is there so much autism in WSB tho |
| He’s talking about us!! |
| Yeah fml my calls are cooked |
| Framemogged him |
| The lesson to take away from these last few weeks is to start learning Mandarin |
| I made like 10k off the Grindr IPO. Bought and sold the same day. A great memory but I won't touch the stock again. It's better than SNAP though I'm sure. |
| merci 🙏🏼 |
| The brazen overconfidence of current US officials is honestly inspiring. To be able to just wing it day after day and instantly move on from failures and shortcomings is breathtaking |
| CPAC is underway; that’ll help the app get traction. |
| But it's provocative...\n\n\nIt gets the people going!!! |
| Come visit WSB Dr oz |
| I've seen this before. You need a little blue pill. |
| Straight to the Whore Muze |
| you still have $11.51. I don’t hear no bell….!!! |
| MUADABAYOU |
| This is like that moment in big short where they talk with the mortgage guys and they’re like ‘why are they confessing?’ And the other guy replies ‘they’re not confessing, they’re bragging’ |
| they say he is lisan al gaib. i say very high iq but i dont know |
| Fuck this retard |
| My place or yours? |
| Is this all because of that one time when I was 13 and I touched myself? |
| Nah, just trying to get you to realize that the market has been bull running for the past 10 years, punctuated by short-lived corrections. |
| Bro called 🥭 a fatty and still got his job damn |
| Massive news for the unemployed |
| Unfortunately it's fucked for us all. |
| Literally how he was during 2024 rally’s. truly do not understand how people voted for him |
| bon voyage regard |
| most truthful thing he's ever said |
| Define “beat”.\n\nIf we really just wanted to glass the country, we absolutely could. It’s just that there’s this unfortunate notion of “diplomacy” and “foreign relations”. \n\nTrying to thread a needle with Iran where we do enough damage to get them to surrender, but do it without losing a meaningful number of American lives or getting the mother of all warmonger penalties is real fucking hard if not impossible.\n\nWhich is, incidentally, why we’re only attempting it now with a moron in office and series of morons working for him. |
| I will sleep easy tonight with my puts over the weekend after listening to this rambling.\n\nTy once again dementia patient. |
| Yoooo he said autism I feel seen |
| Petition to change the S&P to the P&S. I am more poor than I am standard. |
| Gotta ditch that terrible ex bro, she's just gonna abuse you, then when it gets too bad she'll promise she heard you this time. |
| ONLY *checks notes* 3 more years, folks! |
| Can’t stop sayin MADABAYOU |
| LOL |
| I hope it works out in the end....... |
| # HE IS TALKING ABOUT LOOSING WEIGHT NOW |
| About to get violently stoned and go for a long walk. 😶🌫️💨🤌🏻 |
| White House YouTube |
| No one knows and no one actual cares |
| It’s the right delta for my Personal Risk Tolerance |
| "Princes Reema's got a rump like no other"\n\nWTF |
| He makes more sense when I turn the volume off… |
| [ Removed by Reddit ] |
| They too busy counting bills |
| No one knows more about leaks than my diaper |
| Huge news for T1. |
| Holy fuck this is actual CIA torture. |
| ah yeah I have AMZN and a few smaller ones too. We really are bag brothers!\n\n \nI started heavy stock picking in late 2025 so I have terrible luck though. I am actually down on everything for real. |
| Sports betting might actually level the gender wage gap |
| But I’m also a poor dirty commie 😿 |
| Im not going to deny it, midterms soon and he'll lose everything its manageable |
| bro is he high right now? he is just vibe-riffing |
| # AND I WANT TO SAY THANK YOU TO MUAD'DIB |
| I know right?? That Muhammad cartoon he drew with the sharpie was crazy |
| Liver cirrhosis, Idk what voodoo jewish magic they've been doing but he should be dead already multiple times based on many video diagnosis lmao |
| Well, weekend puts are now safer to hold than physical gold. |
| Inverse 🥭 |
| So the smaller countries are going to be forced by the bigger countries to deal with it. Lol. |
| No, because RH warned you, you just didn’t read the warning. |
| He is negotiating with Henry Kissinger |
| How do you people watch these rallies? I’m not listening to Napoleon Bonafart. |
| Don’t forget Cuba! |
| If it came to the confrontation for which nato was founded perhaps |
| Sure I’ll buy MSFT at 400 it’s not going much lower right 🤡🐀🎪🤹🏼 |
| My so glad I didn’t listen. He’s crazy af from the comments…so nothing new huh? |
| Wild invention called the Teleprompter |
| One of us! \nOne of us! \nOne of us! |
| Nobody knows |
| https://preview.redd.it/5zb0mj4qvnrg1.jpeg?width=1206&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9fdfe3a9b3113b8df62b789883ab6afca0dccea9 |
| Alright, cool, time for value investing. Instead of complaining why don't people start suggesting some undervalued companies |
| It's the blue background, makes some sort of optical nerve damage when you look at it too long |
| All jokes aside it is actually so fucked for bulls atm. Last weekend there was the hope that there were negotiations or a ceasefire possibility. All ive heard him say now is that they are continuing and that there are 3500 more targets |
| Judging by the word “Miami” on the screen…and him being a huge pussy…no |
| Princess Reema is hot do you think she let Mango hit |
| I love that name |
| 🥭 Wizard of Fud magical 🧙 abilities to move market have fizzled |
| Hahahaha, you're the best, boss! |
| 1.49999999999999M baby |
| Changing the goalpost again lil bro? |
| # HE IS TALKING ABOUT NIXON NOW, AND MUHAMMAD |
| Yeah but in both cases the question remains: how? |
| Sometimes they only find him asleep in the car though. \n\nBut yes. Dude is putting others in danger. |
| I went 80% cash before all this shitstorm, but now i'm loading up. Its useless predicting anything with this US administration. I'm rather enjoying all the volatility. \n \nMSFT, META, RDDT and some indexes here and there are looking well priced to me for long term. I'll look at MOS too.\n\nMy whole problem with this US administration is, things don't go how they should be happening in a normal situation. This administration could announce boots on ground next week, or announce a ceasefire deal with Iran. Legit coin toss. It goes down, I'm buying more. It shoots back up, i'm not beating myself for not buying on this dip.\n\nSo yeah, I might make less money than others in the end if it keeps dipping. But hey i'd be buying low and selling high, making profits and not the other way around. |
| I have now been jackhammerfucked |
| Are these CCs 0DTEs? You should make roughly 20% a year in premium, at least as long as MSFT doesn't rise more than 8% a day. However, due to vol crush you'll have to lower the strike closer to market, and what if MSFT halves again 😮 |
| Miami. But it's some kind of derka coference |
| Mah-dah-bi-oh 🥲 |
| I want off this ride? |
| Nothing rolled, new position. It’s also not a PMCC strategy if that’s what you’re asking |
| GRND looks like a very solid play tbh and I look forward to the WSB discourse |
| They call it a war, I call it a military operation 😆. Hmmmm "special military operation" anyone? |
| Are they okay? |
| Fur real, what does this change? People be stupid brah. |
| Yes it has been last few reports |
| I like how the claps are getting softer and softer |
| True… do we really need a reason to spread freedom to the world 😸 we’re the good guys after all |
| Yeah, zoom out lil bro |
| MADABAYOU |
| That makes you even more retarded |
| Madabeeo? |
| AbaDIooo |
| Was probably an Easter Egg for Barron, who’s definitely on here. |
| What happened to 90%?\n\nhttps://www.reuters.com/world/middle-east/us-can-only-confirm-about-third-irans-missile-arsenal-destroyed-sources-say-2026-03-27/ |
| Yes they do Now, every body know he try to manipulate media to Think things are good, and market used to pump, Now people see its, and they dump instead 🤣 |
| I just want to extend my sincere apology to cash gang for all the shit I talked in the past |
| not gourd |
| did he just say esports federation |
| Who the hell is that guy? -🥭 |
| My 401k hit -1.06 % as of yesterday, YTD. Guys we're in an economic crash. No turning back. |
| LOL |
| You guys have cash!? |
| MORE WINNING |
| 2030 is the new world Order |
| And up 8% YoY right? Right? |
| They are a bunch of poor dirty commies |
| Bro have a stop loss holy fuck |
| Is it me or is his face extremely brown today? |
| 30k would have been more than enough for a good vacation |
| How much money could I make it I was correct about the strait being closed to us and allies at the end of year ??? Feels like he is blind deaf dumb and regarded |
| # IS HE IN SAUDI ARABIA RIGHT NOW OR WHAT? |
| does he remember all the names or is there a huge board in front of him |
| Son’s beautiful? |
| Teleprompter? there’s no way he remembers all this. |
| When is the announcement about the halal meats? |
| Dudes in audience on their phones: SELL, SELL EVERYTHING |
| Bull markets last 3-4 years… so yes\n\nAlso that is 3 years.. 🤦♂️ |
| So basically delete my investment app and open in 2030 |
| Reminder: Even Chuck Norris decided this shit was too much to deal with |
| Sounds excellent, I love a good spicy marg |
| Stop spitting facts and enjoy the inside look at mental illness |
| Sir, those people r not middle class fucks like us?? They will sleep fine… |
| JD Vance says the US gov does not even prosecute fraud if it is under $1.5M per year\n\nYou thinking what I'm thinking? |
| Who the fook is that guy? |
| We've only elected a retard twice, which isn't often, but it was the same retard |
| # HE IS TALKING ABOUT MUHAMMAD AGAIN |
| I kinda understand 🥭 it’s like me with my employees where they always laugh at my jokes cause they’re scared for their jobs |
| https://preview.redd.it/hnoibaudvnrg1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4a8f97f4b118778f2d018ad01c51a0ef7dcde099 |
| You think Barron's got puts? |
| this must be the worst timeline |
| 2 years... You're considering just 2 fucking years the best bull run? Lmaooo |
| I'd rather we take all the land anyway rather than splitting it |
| Apologies but what's the point of doing this? Why not buy the shares in the market directly? |
| # WHAT THE FUCK IS HE TALKING ABOUT? |
| We either get oil to 200/barrel and enter a global depression, or get some sort of peace deal that benefits every country. Not sure why reddit seems to think they know more than the people feeding us all this misinformation |
| This has to be peak idiocy right? Things will get better right? |
| We starting wars to distract from wars to distract from the files |
| I wonder what it would have looked like with 🥥 |
| I have best polls ever. You don’t need to use military, but sometimes you have to. Cuba’s next, but don’t print that. |
| Lmfao |
| Short cover Monday Tuesday \n\nStall Wednesday\n\nNuke Thursday |
| HIGHLY REGARDED. BROOOO. |
| If the market was open, we'd be hitting circuit breakers right now. |
| When there’s blood in the streets Buy Buy Buy |
| Impeccable timing |
| Not for lack of trying. |
| Yup:\n\n-jalapeño tequila\n-triple sec\n-fresh squeezed lime/orange\n-agave \n\nShaken and poured |
| praying every day |
| Put the cash into SGOV. |
| Cuba is next on the destroy list |
| They’re just next! |
| higher energy prices is bearish for bitcoin |
| When you treat Wall Street like Vegas you get Atlantic City results |
| Say it. Say his name. |
| They killed a highly regarded person? |