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| All you fucking idiots need to do is buy the stocks people fucking hate on here and hold for a while |
| **Ban Bet Created:** **/u/Shoganai_Hito** bet **CAR** goes from **202.5** to **100.0** before **01-May-2026 06:29 PM EDT**\n\nTheir record is 3 wins and 1 losses.\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| Serious question. From the perspective of a programmer who have worked with a bunch of designers and UX people over the years they all rely on precision and consistency (and probably other things, I'm sure) but AI as far as I'm concerned has a real hard time nailing the details. It's great for a quick mock-up or getting started, but then you need real tools and actual expertise. \n\nThis seems to be the case in design, game development, and other parts of software engineering (certainly my experience).\n\nWill these AI tools be able to offer that, or will "real professionals" stick with Figma? Or is this 2 year runway until AI is good enough to be usable? Because the latter case I might believe, even though I'm sceptical. I can't see anything in the current landscape though that will replace progressionals and professional tools. |
| !banbet CAR $100 1w |
| Certainly no one could reproduce that |
| He was always mostly correct. But when he is incorrect, he's "century old financial firm folds overnight" levels of wrong. That's why the Inverse Cramer ETF had to close, didn't work for a normal market. |
| 45 minutes |
| Earning will make you rich |
| Tom Lee says 18-24 months of strait bull 🤘 |
| Easy you just put more money in |
| Show your all time P&L chart |
| These companies with 5 employees that have a “CEO”and “CFO”. LOL |
| I'm targeting $30k-$40k in the next big leg down. More likely $40k since it's the 61.8% fib extension level. The harder part is timing. All comes down to when this peak happens. If the peak had happened today, then I was targeting 6/18. Since the peak may be early next week, with the very real possibility that it goes even longer, then the target date gets extended out. \n\nTo make it simple, for every additional day it takes for this flag to peak (assuming it hasn't already), I'm adding .72 days to the target date. |
| He gone alrdy |
| redditsisters theyre refunding tariffs.... and theyre not even hecking giving it to ~~losers~~ poor people! im literally never shopping at sprouts again! |
| https://open.substack.com/pub/0dtetrader/p/s-and-p-500-closes-at-record-as-nvidia?r=3dz3g6&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web&showWelcomeOnShare=true |
| 100% figma dropped the ball and should have did what repplit lovable and bolt did. Those platforms offer a better design interface that produces viable frontend code. I work in a company with 4k devs and ux has become more and more implicitly an expectation for developers to assume with AI. |
| It really wasn't mention until it hit 500 ish |
| He should also mention how much the dollar is worth (about 1 shitcoin rn) |
| America is so fucked you dont even understand what youre missing out on |
| Imagine buying an option you know will not pan out, goes 10,000% |
| Their minty viagra chews taste really good |
| Buy a 0DTE SPY put that is OTM. Most likely expire worthless. I bought an option for $275 earlier this week, and it went down 99.64%. |
| HaHa, maybe I'll be there some day. But my Poet options are up $7k on my little positions. Best luck since dabbling in options other than $100 into $1,000 in about 4 hours once. |
| Super impressive you shorted the highest gainers of the day and decade basically! |
| This |
| I went from stone sober to hitting on my girls friends drunk in 20 minutes with the help of vodka through a beer funnel.\n\nTry it, but also try not to die |
| Wtf you talking about?? It is an absolute mystery how we are over 700 |
| Galaxy high club |
| Something tells me this is nonsense. Any real trader is not putting 100% of his account into a trade. So I don’t believe this to be true whatsoever. |
| What’s your fastest time |
| 🍀 |
| Never took nana seriously |
| I don't know what that means\n\nAre you taking about the waiters and staff? Because most of my money goes to the owner, so I'm reality I am supporting I've rich person |
| But the dollar is worth 0.25 so it all works out |
| I had this fucking thing at $2.50 for $30,000 worth right around bulldozer 😂 |
| What a day. When I get home it’s time to play everyone’s favorite game:\n\nRace To Blackout |
| who cares bro? your puts are cooked anyways |
| https://preview.redd.it/98ml06f6s7xg1.png?width=320&format=png&auto=webp&s=3152e0acf91c432b2790d917826b04f250221fa0\n\n |
| Yep |
| Should have went boomer and stuck to just spy and qqq |
| lol. I stream like you bro. Best I can do to help a friend with the setup is give them the keywords and say good luck. Its not “hard” but it does take a little tism to be willing to learn it from scratch. |
| I have had a $200 price target from $30. One of us is going to be badly wrong. If I could short you I would. |
| what happeed to this cholo |
| Why did you bet against nana |
| get a new hobby bears, we are not dumping. not anytime soon at least. |
| https://preview.redd.it/2x48vcq3s7xg1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f21c3cec7cc11c1c19dad649f628eb4959de80de |
| You won't feel alive when you hit zero. In fact, you may not be alive. |
| probably .😂 |
| The irl finance bros I know absolutely think he’s a chad. |
| Guess what happens next week… the end of corporate share buyback blackout. Stocks gonna pump even harder!! |
| They've clearly never flown spirit |
| Hmmm\n\nThinking MSFT or CAR |
| https://preview.redd.it/uz0a4l80s7xg1.png?width=235&format=png&auto=webp&s=91c81c0ba8ff88e4dad62305277b4d26175ff7cf\n\n |
| Now it'll moon this time, Lmao |
| Puts on UPS, Calls on Apple, Meta could swing either way and I don't feel like touching amazon or microsoft or i'll burn myself.\n\nThoughts? |
| [This unhinged video goes surprisingly well with my Friday beer](https://youtu.be/-Hv-be_KdE0) |
| henlo redditors have yu tried not losinng monies? |
| I do indeed, thanks for noticing |
| Spy at 980, bears: “but the strait is still closed.” |
| Mango going to brag about the stocks at ATH at his next presser for sure 🤡 |
| It's been like a week and no one (rightly) cares about Artemis anymore. Like it's not a moon mission if you don't jack off on there bro. |
| Kek |
| Pretty drunk rn, but just saw a comment on a loss porn post which made me wonder; Have you ever actively tried to lose money? The comment in question claimed it would be easy for them to lose 1.6 mill dollars in one day.. Do you really think you could pull it off? Like losing it to basically zero.. |
| 160 eoy |
| Shit |
| Government own nvdia |
| Only for first 20 upvotes, I’m 19 🫂 |
| Thank you! \n\nThe only reason we went there was because the two kids each had a get free kidseal ticket from school\n\nApparently only one free meal per family so we still have one\n\nWill donate it to friends |
| Real Schizo hours https://youtu.be/lb_apQAylgM?si=X6Nci_SXfGBcLCk6 |
| Thank you kind sir 💜 |
| I'm gonna tokenize my girl tonight. |
| Well there goes the theoretical rationale for today's pump (as if we need one anymore) |
| So, that's what it feels like to nut in another man's wife |
| Ever since the government took a position in Intel it's been a straight line up |
| !remind me next century when these expire. |
| I might drop by later |
| Not really OP bought high delta deep itm no balls |
| still holding? |
| That used to be me. I had no work to do, so I'd trade at work. got tired real quick. |
| And the market has all time highs. It amazes me how the market can crash for a reason then spike for the same reason. |
| *This |
| I bet that’s what they thought in 1999-2000 |
| Drill baby drill! |
| Wont matter, many materials used to make chips is mostly produced in China in any large and usable quantity at a low enough price. \n\n\nIf your holding to any stock of any kind (well maybe except essential goods) be prepared to bag hold for the entire war. |
| More like ‘99-‘00 and we were saying seriously it’s just a fucking switch how can Cisco be so high. |
| Lost 900 shorting this for earnings yesterday. Turns out if I just YOLO'd 1 DTE calls I would be rich because my long call hedge was up like 600% lmao |
| You could make 32k/week selling atm puts on FIG.\n\nId just do that if I were bullish until I got assigned |
| Have you looked around? That’s a compliment here |
| I did something similar at a much smaller scale and now have a large rescue bet to get back most of my losses.. hinges on a Lakers win jajaja I'm a degen |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/WinstonBuddyBro made a bet that SPY would go to 900.0 within **1 day** when it was 708.783 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 1 wins and 8 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| You dumb bitch\n\nJust buy back, next nvidia |
| It’s incredibly clear to me, based on the way you speak, your intentions, your resolve, that you do indeed fuck |
| Sell 7 and get your money back. Ride 63. |
| How was the regard convention? |
| Kek |
| Sub 200 delist this bboomer stock |
| Hims has no moat |
| There is really no way Nanas boy held till now 😂 |
| Keep averaging down bro...surely one of these days it will squeeze again. BAAAAhahahahhahahahahaha |
| Their latest chips are pretty solid. Especially priced at $250, matches or beats out the 9800x3D in most cases like gaming and productivity. I’d watch out for sure. |
| Dont sell NVDA, it will print |
| They are $70 calls |
| # Iran says ‘no meeting’ to take place with the US in Islamabad\n\nEsmail Baghaei, spokesman for Iran’s Foreign Ministry, says “no meeting is planned to take place between Iran and the US”.\n\nHe said in a post on X that “Iran’s observations would be conveyed to Pakistan”.\n\nBaghaei confirmed Iran’s foreign minister, Abbas Araghchi, arrived in Islamabad and “will be meeting with Pakistani high-level officials in concert with their ongoing mediation & good offices for ending American imposed war of aggression and the restitution of peace in our region”. |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/nascarhero made a bet that SPY would go to 750.0 within **1 week** when it was 710.83 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 0 wins and 5 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| Is that what the ad free version costs now? |
| Intc to 160 |
| Michael Bury is crying right now unless he sold during the downturn a few months ago |
| 160 watch and weep |
| henlo redditors how many monies did you lose this week? |
| Haha. 1% tag... Loser. |
| Just found this out the hard way. Stayed in a hotel in NYC. Bro they got sensors in the wall that can detect if you vape, just so they can slap you with a 500 dollar fee.\n\nThat's some dystopian shit |
| It's ok it'll go down 20% in 3 days soon enough |
| I sold 3000 shares INTC when Trump accused their CEO being Chinese spy. Motherfucker |
| Tard |
| Yes |
| Lmao I love it |
| Imagine working a real job when you can just buy semi’s and make 10% a day |
| I think he's Ashkenazi. Will live to 110. |
| I work in software and there is a reason they are low. The cost of custom development with ai will be a huge problem for saas vendors. Especially companies like Monday that are hated by project managers, Israeli owned and being targeted for boycott campaigns, and now can be rebuilt in a few days. Google sheets + apps script is exponentially more powerful and costs less than what Monday offers. I can't imagine a worse position in the current market but maybe that is priced in and some upside can exist. |
| We shouldn't even be above 625, we were about to break 630 before the first big TACO. This crash is gonna be like 50% at this point lmao |
| Update u/NorthcoteTrevelyan ? |
| I wish! |
| qqq and amzn weeklies |
| YUGE earnings week coming up!\n\nAlso, does anyone else find it interesting that we get two sets of teeth in our lifetime? Like, how does that get programmed into our DNA?? |
| am i still banned? |
| Looking at his screenshot he’s still got 750k in options and 800k in cash. He’s not at this stage yet. |
| Insecurity |
| 🫴 💰 |
| Lol your height is 2 inch with 6 feet dong? |
| Heavy bullish sentiment on options chain, big open interest all the way up to 720. Things may be looking all right. |
| Intel to 160 |
| Please someone give me some luck 😰 |
| META earning fked me twice in a row. Aint touching that |
| I dunno, he's been increasingly correct lately, what with everything being on wacky mode. |
| If you sell, save some of taxes. If you don’t sell, good luck. |
| thought so.. |
| my balls |
| C u next Tuesday |
| Fox news |
| No chance lmao |
| MOTHER OF GOD |
| So far…. |
| > they are the CPU monopoly with there Venice series.\n\n> theirs no need to look elsewhere.\n\nTop is in |
| I gotta get rid of this sticker man 😭 |
| i got a "violation" from the POA because my yard was tall. It was mowed last week, but had rained for consecutive days and had grown very quickly. The yard wasn't even that tall. I would not recommend buying a home in a POA subdivision. |
| They know, that's why they keep pumping it up so they can get an extra juicy rug pull from you all |
| !RemindMe 2d |
| They'll be forced to care soon |
| I cut my losses early in meta calls today, it never went lower than where I sold, and an hour later they are up +240% |
| Appreciate it! |
| I think I may have sold those to you 😐 |
| Wow next Wednesday! What are you playing? |
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| 10x -18000 is -180000 you regard |
| None, we only share US propaganda since that is what the market reacts to.\n\nWar is won, the strait is clopen. Calls calls calls |
| Have you tried Claude Design? It's way more than "rough mock ups" and already a better product in many ways than Figma. |
| https://preview.redd.it/u6ov7ttfq7xg1.jpeg?width=1146&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c011e9b54bbc35fd9843c44c5609472bca6834f5 |
| What we thinking about Sandisk? Should pop with the AI business and maybe mention of a stock split? |
| Dude just saw your post history…. Did you hold to any of that our poet stock position |
| How far we've come from Advanced Money Destroyer |
| I did this in December. Didn't go well |
| We pumped on Witkoff and Kush taking a vacation to Pakistan |
| I don’t want my account name to show on the internet. This isn’t my only stock post just one of many positions I have |
| Appreciate the feedback and glad you held through the downs and ended up winning big! Congrats 👏 ill be reading on trading all weekend lol |
| How do you even get this much money being this much of a contrarian retard with a hard T |
| This guy fucks |
| I'm going to use poet as another example of Reddit giving good advice for stocks. This is added to the very long list I have of stocks that I found on Reddit, did a little DD on myself, and bought some of and just said "fuck it lets wait and see" \n\nGranted the current price is a lot higher and a lot faster than I thought it would ever have gotten to (not complaining) but I'm putting this in my notes for when people go "Reddit doesn't know what they're talking about hurhurdur inverse Reddit hurhurdur" and "WSB is full of regards" (not going to actually deny this 😂) \n\nReddit knows what's up man |
| And….? |
| It's insane to me we are not over $725. What exactly is holding the market back? |
| Bro is a top 1% reddit commenter talking about another man’s dates 😂 |
| Proud of you too brother |
| Let’s go 🚀🚀🚀 |
| Where the hell is servicenow |
| Beats shorting at $67 |
| One day later update us on how your calls fared |
| 1000 lol 🤣 |
| But it was a NICE side hug |
| Calls on his standup |
| My brother, that’s some hard earned money. Save it. Don’t bet against the US. It’s a lose-lose situation. |
| Intel to 160 eoy |
| Kushner and Witkoff were negotiating with the Iranians as well until, you know, the decapitation strike was attempted. |
| Sounds like a good play, so I’ll have to say no |
| How long ago did you buy them?\n\nIf you bought if you bought at the bottom in the March dump i commend you sir |
| Intel is fucked. KOD from the baldest degen there is:\n\nhttps://x.com/jimcramer/status/2047583129624322177?s=46&t=y97LHA6TjvzF_i3nN9Ef2Q |
| Should swap some out for just SOXL lol |
| Kramer starting to look geriatric as fuck. Puts on him... |
| MI450 will be adopted widely and CPUs are so sold out Intel just had a garage sale of outdated tech. There's so much potential upside for AMD. I think we're going to watch Nvidia growth slow down in the coming months and AMD growth accelerate wildly. |
| This man belongs here with us Retards. |
| Is retard censored on reddit or something? I must be ootl |
| Lmao. Who’s travelling rn to rent a car no one. 75% of there business is in the us no one is going there plus no one can afford to travel with the price of gas. This stock is cooked for next year |
| I am the reasonable one. You are a deranged psychopath |
| My ehole networth. I would cry forever |
| Been buying since 110 |
| It sucks. Ugh |
| Oh no baby what is u doin |
| redditsisters how can the market be green i really thought 🥭 was gonna nuke japan why would apnews lie like that? |
| Who can show me the options game ? |
| I have traded/invested for a long time and am very familiar with amd I actually lost 500k in amd in 2022 so I was well aware that the semiconductor sector hadn’t done much most of this decade and so I also knew that investing in AI related companies would be life changing and with the leap option it gave me time to play it out. I had to hold through massive drawdowns to get here but yeah. Most sane people would have sold long long ago. But I’m battle tested and hardened so I have a high risk tolerance. I bought others semis when I bought this too. Hope this helps! I also use technicals but the most basic |
| that door dash money to intel short pipeline is the most wsb thing ive ever heard, respect the commitment to the bit. |
| This would be the third straight time right? |
| Earning season means gambling in all directions 😋😋 |
| Bro spent $200 on a date and only got a side hug 😂 |
| I have AMD and the portfolio was still in the red today. Sigh |
| If there are any drops after earnings on chip stocks, it's not gonna be small.... |
| Over the weekend call. I think it gaps up ahead of upcoming earnings, but it also might drop, and then where will I be? A few hundred dollars poorer. |
| So now Witkoff, after having so much success with RU-UA war, will now be handling Iran talks? SPY 800 |
| I won every single futures trade for a whole week. Might be kinda gay to say but I'm legit proud of myself. |
| GOD FUCK THAT FEELS GOOD. IM BROKE THO |
| Waiting until *after* MSFT has its best week in a decade to full port, these may be ITM Leaps but you still absolutely belong here |
| bruh just use some of the profits to hold some leaps |
| Right - no tech company has ever gone higher than its IPO price. |
| Sure, but the US has been propping everything up since 2008 tho. Could be decades before the house of cards falls. |
| Make me feel not bad on my 30k loss today |
| Now! That’s a bet. |
| In this clown market, it is 🫣 |
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| I guarantee intel stock wouldn’t be this high without her. Intel should honor her |
| No |
| You’re a smart lad! I’d love weekly updates on this |
| Burry bought soxx puts, the streak just got extended another two weeks 😂😂😂 |
| Bro wtf is this im dyslexic |
| Pretty much the bleakest outcome is something like alien earth. We will be forced to barely survive in work contracts with the mega companies who will eventually own everything \n |
| I’ll jump back in next time I see it going up, if I have any funds by then |
| Spicy earnings week next week. |
| Check out kss has a similar situation with a much better balance sheet let’s squeeze it next !!! |
| What are you hiding? All I see in your picture is white |
| $500 after earnings |
| Don’t fight the trend bro |
| I fuck Men, on Mondays |
| Congrats on the big win! I'm trying to figure out what the right company or companies could be, as you mentioned when others are fearful. What made you know? Calculating from their valuation? Understanding the sector and where it was moving? I'm in the early stages of trading and want to understand! \n\nCongrats again on the win 🏆 |
| Dicks and ram are always good bets. |
| Well, they have a personalized plate and a $1000 bike rack on their new civic, and live in California. \n\nThey aren't exactly poor. |
| Can’t believe I bought POET calls at $7 and sold when it hit $9, thought I was a genius after it dropped down to like $5 and here we are |
| MSFT will drop on earnings mark my words under 400 |
| lol. |
| I see your Natural Gas and call. *Shows hand* Nuclear Energy, I win. |
| Nasdaq up 20% in 3 weeks… seems legit |
| Bull or bear, there's no debate. It's going to make or break our next couple of months. |
| Stepped in front of a freight train. Damn |
| Looks like you are permabanned. Someone noted you tried circling back on an alt and that usually seals the deal for a permanent ban. |
| Ez clap but it's going to 160. |
| Honestly I'm in utter disbelief at this market. Is this what reasonable people felt like in 1998? |
| "Protective put" give AI your position and it will tell you exactly what strike you need. You choose the time frame. I usually use a 30 day time frame. When the shares drop the put protects dollar for dollar. And it seems easier to hold a green put than a green call for some reason. If the underlying surges you miss the gains. You are essentially frozen at the protected price. When spy hit 715 today i bought the put. I will sell it if it gets green green |
| I made -51 dollars this week 😎 |
| Friday finally closed, how is 🥭 gonna shake these diamond hands this weekend |
| LMAOO U SO BROKE |
| Glad I sold mine yesterday around 430 |
| You and this guy both\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/82pbwc4zo7xg1.jpeg?width=1168&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=faca0135af34cb5e101ee39ec1d56a7d7fed0e4c |
| LMAOOOO BROKE ASS BEAR. ON SUNDAY WE GAP UP YOU STOOPID BTCH |
| First real world case I’ve heard of designers making the switch. Good to know. |
| Been following XE for a while now and the TRISO tech is actually pretty wild. The fact that each fuel particle is basically its own mini containment system changes the whole safety equation compared to traditional reactors.\n\n \nAmazon backing it makes sense too - they need massive reliable power for data centers and this modular approach lets them scale up without the decade-long construction timelines of conventional plants. Military applications are obvious here too given how deployable these smaller units could be. |
| pretty much.. 740 |
| *X-Files theme plays*\n\n\n"What if I told you.... Ive seen the AI sector price predictions.... and shit that goes from 14$ to 76$ to 9$ to 115$ in a span of 9 weeks? Has 0 dollars worth of fucking value to me." |
| That’s beating ass cheeks, not beating the market |
| so im banned permanately?\n\n |
| Even when i have the right shit I’m so scared it’s gonna dump again that I get stopped out |
| Either Fed dumps on Wednesday and earnings causes a rebound or vice versa. |
| IGV pulled back to the daily 50 and bounced right off it, better be buying!! |
| loser |
| Also, INTC puts 😂 |
| this means its not dumping anytime soon. broke ass bears can suck it |
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| Feels good to be a bol today. |
| Send us all monthly updates. |
| Almost back to even from this weeks gains haha fuck my life |
| No |
| Lfg brother, easy 5500 |
| we do not care 📈📈 |
| Burry rarely gets shit right. Better to inverse him over Cramer. |
| Personally I wasn't looking for huge upside, just a little bump to around 61,800 today to peak out before rolling over. Guess I would have been better off betting on QQQ upside, lol. My Calls expire next week anyways, I was just hoping to finally get rid of them and load up my Puts. I've started nibbling on puts, but the longer this flag takes to peak out, the more likely my expiration is too early.\n\nLooking at the BTC chart, and comparing it to last cycle's similar bear flag, that last cycle flag peaked at the major H&S neckline. This time around there is a major H&S neckline just above 81,600 that it could hit. I wrote it off because I was hoping for a peak today and it would be above a major channel I have drawn in. Should have taken my blinders off and considered the possibility of this going into next week; would have saved me a few bucks today.\n\nHowever, if the peak hits on, say, Tuesday (or later), then it could hit that neckline at around 83,000, within my channel, and within one theoretical bear flag resistance line I have drawn. (There are a few tangible ways to draw it) Plus, 83k is a nice round number. (Could peak higher if it takes longer to get up there... for my Calls sake, I hope that isn't the case)\n\nThat said, in the last cycle bear flag, the peak occurred at the same time that Nasdaq saw a peak during a relief rally. My bet is the same thing happens this time around. That bear flag peak also saw a single day 5.4% move up, followed by two days with over 2% spikes (that pulled back intraday to leave wicks) that ultimately marked the top. That spike happened on a Sunday, with the two smaller spikes on Monday/Tuesday.\n\nWe haven't see that big single day move up yet; not that it's guaranteed. However, if price doesn't move over the weekend, but spikes 5% on Monday or Tuesday. It would only take another 1.5% move up the following day to hit the 83k target. Or maybe the percentages are split between a few days.\n\nThe devastating case would be if price declines big over the weekend / early Monday.\n\nNasdaq is definitely high, but it may not have peaked yet. The major bull flag channel lines had the peak QQQ price today just under the channel's resistance line. That doesn't mean Nasdaq will 100% hit the resistance line, but the indexes generally like to hit their major trend lines before a major reversal. There's also a major measured move target that price was just under today. I think Nasdaq goes higher before this rally is over. That said, it doesn't mean price can't back off first, consolidate for a bit, then surge to its ultimate peak within the next couple of weeks.\n\nOr maybe everyone is entirely wrong and Nasdaq isn't even close to peaking. However, I'm starting to get the sense of euphoria, and the put/call ratio and fear and greed indexes are both at levels we saw during the 2022 peak. Guess we'll see if the top is in today or over the next couple of weeks. |
| holy w |
| Bottom so far. |
| Next week is WILD for MAG7 |
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| Yeah, short squeeze pump and dump stock |
| Dude. My MU $500 May 29th calls are going to (keep) printing. |
| Yea, it’s me \n\nYea, I bought calls eod\n\nYea, I like to rock out, with my cock out\n\nYea, I know, people can’t see me\n\nYea, I don’t care |
| Spy up 5%, where did you claw ? |
| Congrats on your first day on Reddit. |
| QCOM doesn have NANA Squeeze you balls balls |
| Having worked at Intel in the past 4 years (not anymore) I'm not going near the stock with a 10 foot pole. If I miss gains, so be it. Was not impressed by the people working there though |
| Calls on rocket lab?? |
| Yup Judge Young in Boston cost me 60 k on that bet |
| https://preview.redd.it/mxeg8mmco7xg1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4f47f914b993f33f1ff579e89028d00b73d2bd6b |
| Lol, who rustled your jimmies |
| If the "new math" the Prez is using is correct, that's a 2000% increase, right? /s |
| Cocky want boing boing!!!! |
| Yup bought a bunch expiring next Friday and the following Wednesday. All it takes if for some of the Mag-7’s to miss and Powell to say rates are staying the same and we’ll be blood red. |
| at this point is there even a plan to sell? |
| The jokes write themselves. Nobody on WSB is wealthy. |
| I've discovered the secret to beating this market\n\nSleep through the opening bell and have your milf neighbor come over instead of trading |
| Hats off for your balls. \nI shorted one share at 700. At least I can buy a 🥩 and 🍷. \n\nI was looking at puts, but dumbed out this time around. \n |
| Man and I felt dumb for buying into the elmet group ipo |
| red - a million fucxking 🥭 posts\n\nflat - a million fucxking 🥭 posts\n\nslight green - a million fucxking 🥭 posts\n\ngreen - silence |
| MSOS is back baby! |
| MSFT Puts for Monday |
| Iran denying talks after the market close and I already sold my calls 🤣\n#\nNot sure how much it matters now though market DGAF earnings coming up! |
| He slowly strangles the bol |
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| At least it wasnt naked. I stopped selling calls for this exact reason. Harvesting theta is cool and dandy until this happens. Its a chump change compared to missing out a huge run. |
| The most wackiest option setup i ever seen. |
| Just what I would expect poster with smol pp to say |
| Remember that April fools joke this year where mr market took our moneys? It’s funny cuz now we’re higher and a bunch of cucks sold lower. |
| I sold my 290, 295 and 310 amd call all at 303 and 313. Roasted |
| Great job! |
| I have hoog bags 😪 |
| why put away 40k when you can 10x it and put away 400k |
| Hoping Monday brings more gains for INTC/MRVL and CAR is dropping like a rock |
| Same |
| #TLDR\n\n ---\n\n Ticker: XE\n\n Direction: Up 🚀\n\n Prognosis: Buy Shares and LEAPS (Nuclear reactors don't get built overnight)\n\n Catalyst: Bezos' billions and the endless AI data center energy hunger\n\n Secret Weapon: Meltdown-proof spicy pebbles (TRISO fuel)\n\n Potential Buzzkill: Needs special enriched fuel and makes extra glowing trash |
| Which requires fossil fuels to make, cool and compress the fuel |
| 500 EOY? It’ll be by August |
| Fuck you sir. |
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| God damn bro 😅 |
| #ARM casually going up 10-15% per day LMAO🤌 |
| If you know Family Guy Quagmire |
| I'm 6' and 2" but those are separate measurements |
| Which requires energy to split \n \nAnd energy to cool \n\nAnd energy to compress\n\nAll of which comes from oil \n |
| What now |
| Google and Anthropic are partners. Google and Reddit are partners. Reddit is suing Anthropic. Some symbiotic relationship is forming between these 3, partnership announcement is prob in the wings. |
| Junk junk |
| Now thats the kind of technical analysis I can get behind |
| Feels familiar hmmm. |
| Damn trump tacoed bears into extinction |
| Not enough lines |
| They also said that to journalists who lost their jobs. I realize we're all going to lose our jobs, but fuck those smug bastards in particular. \n\nEdit: I want to clarify that I meant fuck the people who said "learn to code" to journalists who lost their jobs. The way I wrote it was unclear. |
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| Username checks out haha |
| Or he made a lot of money and drives a Honda because a lot of wealthy people don't act wealthy.\n\nI've been to a billionairesl's house once, and they had a fleet of older Toyotas for them and their kids to drive. |
| Woke up with a case of the shoo buddy’s. 🫡 |
| I was going to up huge if I didnt sell so early.. hurting head for kept loosing one play that I have been waiting for.. fml |
| be fearful when Reddit is greedy bers |
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| 40k 😂 maybe that’ll be enough for a down payment in 25 years |
| US stock market trading like a shitcoin |
| Single mother tinder profile states man must be minimum 6'2" with minimum of $125k annual income and very Christian conservative....holy shit beggars can't be choosers batman! |
| It's kind of neat having a dialogue |
| Lmao |
| Cocaine is a hell of a drug |
| And rate meeting, someone is gonna make money next week. Might as well flip a coin |
| QCOM decided to not suck ass today (it doesn't do that very often) |
| Thanks for the donation! |
| The strait is sealed, the code word is void an era has drawn to a close tonight, there is no more Narwhal Bacon |
| couldn't be me |
| I'm bearish on his return |
| 💀 |
| Damn holmes, I’m up in Norway. |
| Last call for SLS, still a decent entry AH tonight. |
| Hope you got that in your tfsa |
| I’m repping 430 exp 5/15 from 2 months ago. Shit might actually print |
| HODL. |
| I don't really check here that much anymore, but I just popped in to say:\n\n\nlol bers |
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| Hell yeah 😎 |
| In the sense that when you decide on a site for a mega new retard asylum you are making a choice, sure |
| Impressive |
| When I lose a few thousand in the market posts like these remind me at least I'm not regarded. |
| We need you, stay here you wankstain. |
| It’s ok man. I sold 50 4/24 POET $7 CCs (expired today) last week for .40 each. It closed at $8.30. |
| Im not dead yet, but it sure feels like it 🫠 |
| https://preview.redd.it/lvddev93n7xg1.jpeg?width=1198&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=17183362c13e1f0ecfad3230760624b904bdf4da\n\nDon’t let a bear do this to you |
| Always see these kinda plates on shitty / cheap cars |
| I couldn't help but notice that it's a base model civic. |
| The airline that should have died |
| Bunch of car dorks in this one |
| 🐻 |
| Take my like. Fuck you. |
| I fly over from the UK to show you my regardedness 😂 |
| Streets are a bit more dangerous tonight…. |
| K |
| redditsisters what iranian propaganda are we pushing now? |
| Yeah that seems low |
| Probably just jump around now until some catalyst shows up. |
| Sometimes green Fridays annoy me because I cant wait until Monday to chase that high.... yeah seems healthy. |
| if anybody needs me, i'll be over at r/kpopfap and r/tomboysNSFW |
| imagine not making hundreds of thousands or millions like everyone else in this totally predictable rally |
| vibes don't pay margin calls and the chart doesn't care about your mood.\n\nget_stock_snapshot_all\nanalyze_options_analytics |
| BEYOND MEAT |
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| You invested in some of the most replaceable companies. You should invest in IAAS because all of these SAAS companies use IAAS. Also, what software is Oracle providing as a service? I'm sorry but this is the most speculative ass port I've seen, be ready for a ton of volatility. |
| Perhaps |
| Unless it goes back down, lmao |
| what if i have good vibes about it |
| Once unemployment numbers start hitting 20 or 30% society starts collapsing. Usually this means some kind of revolution and restructuring. \n\nThe scary question is: Will those at the top have AI powered robot & drone armies to suppress the population this time around?\n\nTechnology has already allowed for unprecedented concentrations of wealth, and now it's doing the same for concentration of force. |
| Have only dated women with IUDs or subdermals long enough to not be wearing condoms anyway. And I've dated every woman on Earth. DD obliterated. |
| That and school finals. This isn’t mentally healthy lmao |
| Probably the right move if this quarter is like the last |
| Honda civic |
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| samesame\n\n \ngood thing i'm also holding a bunch of long calls that i bought way OTM, that are now WAY itm |
| 😂 |
| 🪖 when duty calls, I answer. When margin calls, leave your message after the beep. |
| I find myself saying that every day with this admin |
| Any views on SLS? |
| MSFT is going to print. Oversold at -25% from recent OTH with software dip. M Burry added a long position this week. Put/Call ratio 0.3. People with deep pockets are betting big.\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/qmb2s54em7xg1.jpeg?width=1168&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4b30f9e173b8a25766dd3f12545d87493a0eea97 |
| Yes not being greedy is so key, learned that lesson with MSFT this week. Market seems super frothy right now so gotta take gains when you can. Good tip about backup contracts |
| Low six figures (for me a lot) |
| Not like those 25k will save you from becoming homeless in the end... they are a nice ticket to 1m, tho. |
| 🤞🏻 |
| based 💀 |
| I mean clearly semiconductors use oil based compounds. Like plastics. And they need to be shipped to there desired location.\n\n |
| No |
| Opened an MES short before close to ensure we get a +2% day on Monday |
| These valuations are essentially for API usage lol. The costs of up and down API calls are the main valuation. |
| You know what you call a cow masturbating?\n\nBeef stroganoff |
| Wtf is Spirit? |
| Poet next leg up\n\nThe schizos were right \n\n$25 by summer \n |
| Came here to say this lol |
| There is also that risk.\n\nThere are pro China factions in the government let alone in private industry. |
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| First and last time I copy someone's calls lol. |
| European stocks -2 percent this week, QQQ up +2.5 percent. America truly is the chosen land. 🇺🇸 |
| He's thanking WSB because otherwise he could've had a Type R. Instead he had to settle for its imposter cousin. |
| Lambo to Honda, THX WSB |
| I really wonder how you tards look like |
| Oh his way to Wendy’s. |
| Full porting a stock that just dumped 10% on low volume is how you become a statistic, not a billionaire.\n\nIt's sitting right under the $6.50 resistance with negative vanna and a massive put wall at $6. The options market is pricing in a 25% move either way, but the skew screams fear. You're trying to catch a falling knife while the dealer is long gamma at $6, meaning they'll just pin it there or grind it lower until expiry.\n\nDon't full port the bag. Wait for a reclaim of $6.50 with volume, or at least let the RSI reset. You have Palantir bleeding already; don't go adding a second loss-chasing position to the portfolio.\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/vdp1xgdem7xg1.png?width=1920&format=png&auto=webp&s=e715d90ef7a5eb7934f9bf341de070f7fa72da72 |
| Good. This place sucks now |
| Very |
| VM, thoughts on fullporting SATL? |
| Bro I think it’s dumb too but: \n\n1) Don’t short stocks making new all time highs, \n\nand 2) don’t short “Trump stocks” that he could decide to pump at any given moment.\n\n |
| ...what? That's so fucking stupid |
| Does anyone else get sad when it's the weekend and the market is closed? 😔 |
| RemindMe! 1 month |
| Tyfys 🫡 |
| That was blocked by Biden admin no? |
| QCOM earning could pull an Intel one. OTM call is the way |
| Thanks! It’s my best performing asset 😭😭 at least it gets me compliments |
| Petition for the board to have the "Now what?" Nemo fish meme instead of stocks for the weekend. |
| This could actually slap |
| This is the whole thing right here. What is the barrier for entry, particularly anal entry, preventing China? Last I read, they are three weeks behind OpenAI. |
| It is always like that. Alternative is the breakfast news says Good morning, forecast highs of 75 with light cloud and sunny spells, stock market due to rise 0.5 to 0.75% so put your sunscreen on and buy your calls. You don't have to be j.m. Keynes to see how that would not work |
| Wait, what? HIMS is already a $7B company. You want to value it at $233B??? |
| I still think about the intel regard with Grandma money. I\nHope he held |
| I’m currently in the process of drinking 17 beers because I said I’d drink as many beers as I got upvotes in a previous comment. At beer no. 11 currently, still kicking. |
| VM the strait is heckin CLOSED! that's like downdoots for the spy!! absolutely NOT midnight narwal bacons my good sirs!!! |
| He can afford a civic on a Wendy's salary |
| Do you just do this to make sure people don’t buy puts? Also never tell me the odds |
| Lmfaooo |
| Lip Bu looking like Johnny Dang ❄️🥶 |
| Spirit could have been bailed out by JetBlue but yeah, better our taxes pay for it |
| Me here scared to buy 1 SNDK call…bro buys 45 puts |
| Yeah but I bet your mom does |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/Short-Dependent7676 made a bet that INTC would go to 90.0 within **1 day** when it was 80.226 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 28 wins and 36 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| He lost all his money and had to settle on a Honda Civic |
| Still a .250 hitter, but I'll give you that 3-for-12 is an improvement over the last record. Maybe the market finally ran out of blood to squeeze from your portfolio. |
| Microsoft to 500 after earning next week |
| We been having peace talks for 5 weeks and they never happen. Bullish!! |
| Great minds lose money alike 😘 |
| MU yes. HIMS idk |
| 3/12 |
| Bruh you know what sub your in 😂 |
| $320 strike? Go back to r/ValueInvesting |
| See how the market is up 30% over the past year? Everyone here but you is making money by not being an idiot |
| Hard to say lol but bullish mfers make me think it'll dump |
| “Bailout” now “takeover”\n\n\n\n"The Pentagon would use Spirit's excess capacity for transporting troops, military cargo or other missions, sources told CBS News." |
| bro circled the gains |
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| I’m so mentally exhausted from trading at the office, I barely work anymore |
| Calls |
| SATL looking tasty in the 5’s |
| I have no idea how the market is pricing in CAPEX risk currently, it doesn't make sense and this is the name of the game for the hyperscalers. Given how the last two weeks have been implies mechanistic resolutions over active traders moving, but then again that could be now because everyone is waiting to hear from the hyperscalers.\n\nThe thin liquidity we have been riding up can also ass blast us down, a rational market analysis would indicate that anything less than perfection carries downside under current conditions but I have a feeling thats become irrelevant. |
| Why not a kabillion? |
| You can do that until IV crush murders your premiums. |
| And thank you for letting me pick your brain. |
| You can always roll em out for higher strike price way latter away if you don't wanna take the hit. |
| Markets closed but euphoria hasn't left me. |
| For napkin calcs probably fine. Would integrate it though |
| ideas? |
| Serves you right for buying poots lmao. I have calls. |
| Intel 160 eoy |
| LMAOO YES |
| Yep believe it or not calls |
| I have a puts ranging from SPY690 to SPY710 with expiries of 5/22 and 5/29. I honestly feel like my worst case scenario is break-even because I don't think SPY can stay at these levels another week, let alone a month.\n\nSeparately, I have some OTM puts expiring 4/30 that are likely to be worthless unless the market stops ignoring the Strait of Hormuz closure. You win some, you lose some.\n\nOverall, I feel like the market isn't properly accounting for oil supply issues, other commodity issues tied to Hormuz (and the long, slow road to recovery even if the Strait opens), an AI bubble (even just a modest one), or the sharp spike in layoffs (especially in the tech sector). |
| I am not an expert, but I suspect a company can't just sell shares at the top of a green candle in the middle of the day even if they have filed the paperwork that allows them to sell, it probably requires some kind of formal maneuver that can't be timed perfectly. |
| Yes. The easy money has already been made. I closed my remaining calls on Wednesday. I closed 90% of my puts this morning. |
| I love supersoaking chicks 😉 |
| Does Candace Owens posting mean wars on or off? |
| Use that 3M margin and try to win it all back. |
| Congrats on the 1/12, you absolute degenerate. SPY's at 713.9 and up 0.77%, so yeah, those $688 puts are basically toilet paper now. Bers r gey. |
| henlo redditors how many monies did you lose this week? |
| I bet you download more ram. |
| Nvda $230 in a month easily |
| > Their record is 3 wins and 12 losses.\n\nmy puts are cooked holy fuck |
| Jesus that’s a lot of speculation |
| RDDT bulls don’t want to hear it. They’re all jerking themselves silly over at redditstock thinking this thing is gonna print. Get a bankruptcy lawyer if you’re long this thang. |
| Loaded on 450c and 480c with 6/18 exp |
| meta was down on Thursday, full ported 1dte. Apple down today, full ported 1dte. Rotation until broke |
| fck monday crash incoming.. |
| \-0.2% for like 3 trading days, total. |
| I just keep buying uso |
| Loading up on small cap stocks Dow back to 50,000 soon |
| This is a high risk high reward gamble. I wouldn’t throw half of my portfolio into FIG like OP did.\n\nIn a way, FIG is very similar to ADBE and that stock hasn’t seen a bottom. The narrative is that AI will disrupt both of these companies. |
| Always my fear when pressing sell on ES or long on CL |
| Please don't ruin this fruit. \n\n🥭 - Is the best of all fruits - it doesn't deserve it. \n\nNow, 🫚 is a good candidate. A dilapidated orange - reflecting the natural hues of elderly anemia and horribly vibrant spray tan wearing away. |
| Congrats. I am in since 2017. 5,900%+ gain. |
| **Ban Bet Created:** **/u/LadderAdmirable** bet **SPY** goes from **714.01** to **700.0** before **27-Apr-2026 05:47 PM EDT**\n\nTheir record is 3 wins and 12 losses.\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| It’s “Papa Pow” - you degen |
| Damn yall remember 2 weeks ago when people thought the market was completely cooked. Crazy how fast things change |
| !banbet SPY 700 3d |
| we are all here so that we can exit the rat race lol |
| Amazon is B-lining to $300 next week. All that Anthropic money is going right into AWS spend |
| It takes from the think they are smart and gives to the patient \n\nhttps://www.telegraph.co.uk/business/2022/10/13/astonishing-buying-opportunity-brave/\n\nYou can't read that, it's paywalled, but the key information is all in the URL. I went all in on this advice. Since then zen immobility has done me no harm at all. |
| Gains left on the table suck |
| Brent has been near or about to hit 112 before something happens that puts it back down again (TACO)\n\nWe're at 105, news is coming out, cruising it right into that spot.\n\nCalls Monday I suppose? |
| If you aren't making money hand over fist right now something is wrong with ya. This economy is so robust even housewives are leveraging options. |
| That HOOD call gives me conviction to hold mine. However you have $700k is that not enough to you? lol |
| Valhalla or bread lines |
| Dont call me. |
| So not calls? |
| And I thought that’d be impossible |
| His position is 800k for half his portfolio, I think Wendy’s is not on his horizon 😎 |
| I wanna see pics from the wallstreetbets meet up |
| You still have money thou? I don’t get it… |
| Sounds like me 🫸🫷 |
| Same |
| Genius idea shorting a company the President has a direct stake in. |
| Damn straight |
| People are dumb, lazy, and Gen Z is no longer has sex. |
| What Yale!\nThis is inside trader. Holding it that long is the proof! Unless it’s a forgotten account and he was really in jail!!! 😂 |
| I'm mentally exhausted from work. I barely even trade anymore. |
| Salute to the regard that bought calls and WSB tried to shame him to sell since he bought at the “top” of 703 lol |
| 193,000 actually. |
| correctomundo! |
| Guy probably made enough to retire early and is too smart to come back here and brag about it. |
| 😂😂😂 |
| https://preview.redd.it/xr2t3u4wk7xg1.png?width=1024&format=png&auto=webp&s=3d394cf4c9cf225f6dd98fdda042d4a4926ad4c5 |
| If you lost 33k insider gambling they should also try you. Man only did 11x. He could have done it on intel earnings… |
| Maybe Israel ran out of schools in Gaza and Iran, so they bombing their own |
| anyone else just mentally exhausted at the end of every week now?\n\n \neven when it’s a green week, it still feels like i had to scratch and claw for it |
| Idk bro \n\nWhen something memetically bubbles up from this sea of piss it can sometimes be something special \n\nBest not fade \n |
| MY PORTFOLIO DEATH WAS GREATLY EXAGGERATED |
| C'mon y'all know this shit is gonna run up next week. The market loves these earnings like it's crack |
| Countries in africa have market caps? |
| News’s flash never listen to WSB \n\nSo glad I didn’t sell anything lmao |
| Funny you say that given the restriction (up until recently anyways) was the opposite. But yeah that’s the best of both worlds I’m sure because you can use unsettled funds + no day trade restriction. Cash is nice because I’m like making plays left and right but if you wanna be really good at cash it seems like the less trades overall the better, just my experience though after tanking my portfolio on ten different positions a day just to get lucky with one or two |
| Fuck this company. They are trying to bring upon the mark of the beast. Like it’s basically in their mission statement. Also, when orange man starts shilling them by ticker symbol, I assume your exit liquidity |
| anyone else just mentally exhausted at the end of every week now?\n\n \neven when it’s a green week, it still feels like i had to scratch and claw for it |
| Sandisk still pumping |
| And those tools keep getting better every day |
| How much? |
| shitters full clark! |
| This is exactly why I'm building my own custom trading bot. No more bullshit emotions and no more bullshit misses. Plus now I can blame my losses on the bot. |
| Wed after close next week: MSFT, AMZN, META, GOOG earnings\n\n**11T** market cap combined\n\n😮 |
| It’s funny how it only needs to dip around 20c, and you get comments saying it’s about to dump. |
| Yup. I learned from Webull that the bottom isn’t the bottom you think it is. |
| His is better |
| nvda over 200. hasn't been like this since November.\n\n \nI lose money buying the top then. |
| Good luck dude. Commenting to see how this works out for you |
| A fair point. Given the run-up to $700+ and the near certainty of a comedown, it didn't feel super risky at the time. That said, I did make a deliberate choice to buy options with over three weeks til expiry, including expiring after the earnings phase, to give enough time for the unexpected.\n\nThere were some on this sub who 10X'd their trade by purchasing puts with 4/24-4/28 expiries. No shade to their approach, but precisely to your point there have been times when a squeeze appears to be dropping off and instead rebounds.\n\nI believe I bought my first 5 puts when CAR was above $650 and the second 5 puts when it was still above $600. So, a meaningful decline had already begun at those points. That arguably made the trade a little bit safer, too. |
| Locked and loaded folks. Good luck to all bols you fuk |
| I want to say that will happen but they have been good at keeping things contained so far. |
| For now |
| Ooff |
| Ready to break even on my hood bags so I can responsibly reinvest in sp500. \n\n\n\n\n\nHahahahahahahah |
| u/thesmd1 I'm interested to know, aside from tax reasons, when do you decide to exit a position? \n\nIn my mind there are various industry leaders take AMD for CPUs, Nvidia for GPUs - these are the companies that will be around for a long time. Do you ever consider re-entering even at higher prices, given the assumption that they continue to lead their industries? \n\nThanks |
| Man I’ve seen so many design companies take over and then disappear overnight. Photoshop, sketch now Figma. Admittedly it is a great tool and their MCP is amazing but I can see a world where brands are fine letting AI just build and design brands. Really hard to tell where they will be in 10 years. I’m happy to pick up some stock but I’ll need to see that the stock has really hit the bottom first. |
| probably set a stop loss at like 800% and it just kept going higher and higher |
| i dont know much about intel but if they have the ability to print processors then they have a value a lot of other companies do not have. just having that capability, even if their R&D sucks, is a tremendous asset. |
| If you're encountering enemies you're going the right way |
| iran? never heard of them. whats the ticker and how many semiconductors do they make? |
| This is the kinda shit I am into... |
| Can you please hold up three fingers in front of your face!? |
| Only if you use the words "risk-free" at some point |
| It's cause I get up at 4am M-Th and work long hours so I'm beat when my weekend starts. Either that or brain cancer |
| my friend the autostop triger is there for a reason |
| Should’ve had puts on $LMT it’s just on free fall at this point. |
| Man, I fucked on Monday |
| Congrats man. A company will pay you as much as you'll tolerate. Glad you made the jump and found greener pastures. |
| My starter went out. Puts on Honda. |
| Fuck, I couldn’t locate any shares. \n\nGood trades though man. Pissed I missed out |
| It doesn’t take a ton of energy to browse on Reddit. You think millionaires are above bullshitting on the internet? Are you…nevermind. Forgot what sub I’m in. Carry on |
| I had this avatar before you |
| Short at the top, got it |
| the market is brutal.. congrats on the win..\n\nits funny.. I was honestly looking at this company with all the people chirping about it. \n\nafter researching and listening to others.. it seemed to be risky and possibly unproven.. hoping the product works out basically..\n\n... i didn't buy, but bought a similar company.. \n\nthe other company spiked huge.. then declined over time and migh have even lost money.. (very little)\n\n now this thing spikes.. who knows what the future for this ting is.. |
| Damn... even Chairman Pow got a T.A.C.O. out of Cheeto Benito. Jay-Pee cannot be stopped ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯ |
| Progressives gonna cancel you for only being 49.22% Diversity. |
| Penalized by cash position |
| The market will always take from the stupid and give to the smart |
| **The market right now:**\n\n"ATH BABY LET'S GO! My portfolio's looking good!"\n\n**The moment that you specifically decide to buy:**\n\n"EVERYTHING JUST CRASHED I'M LOSING THOUSANDS!!" |
| Nah I’m young asf I’m 31. I’m gonna open up a hedge fund |
| AI reporter for the % wrong |
| Should be regardmaxxing in this here parts |
| What app is this |
| shit about to pump |
| Fake Move ! |
| SOFI +20% after earnings 😋😋 |
| as a new homeowner I obviously wanted to buy a couple super soakers to annoy my wife while she's gardening. I didn't realize how fucking gay these things look now. it's like they went "omg can't look too much like a gun". |
| Fire bro, so are you retired ? |
| Bombs going off in Israel rn. We are back. SPY 750 EOW |
| There's an expression that fits I think it goes ,,, collecting pennies Infront of a freight train ,,,,, man there is definitely a way out of this ,,,, but for now you picked up pennies Infront of a freight train ,,,,,, if you get over this don't you dare make the same mistake I've had similar stresses I'm glad I'm not you ,,,,, but I was at some point using futures ,,,,, it's ok you just won't make the same mistake |
| Man, how did you hold throught all the dips along the way..balls of steel !! |
| Nothing is priced in nowdays when one tweet can pump intel 25%. |
| DUOL is actually a smart buy, although, I only put 1.5% of my portfolio in, I’m in at $90, let’s go |
| IRAN'S FOREIGN MINISTRY SPOKESPERSON: NO MEETING IS PLANNED TO TAKE PLACE BETWEEN IRAN AND THE U.S., IRAN'S OBSERVATIONS WOULD CONVEYED TO PAKISTAN- POST ON X\n\nthese headlines are irrelevant. physical oil will skyrocket soon and futures will still be discounted |
| IBKR |
| How do pdf's launder their money?\n\n\nThe run it through the Warsh |
| I bought these leaps and most of my biggest gains in semi’s in June of last year. I saw the super cycle coming and bought MU, LRCX, AMAT, NVDA, and AMD. Each of those gains are even bigger than this one lmao |
| It's all relative. |
| Why did you have AI write your description... |
| Pro Tip: When you’re irritated about it being the weekend because you can’t trade again until Monday. If you can relate to this you are on your way.👍\n\n |
| How much did he begin with? |
| Looks like it wants to break out |
| QUANTUM duh |
| i respect the commitment |
| Fck you too |
| I hit some great puts on tsla when they gave up the morning pump |
| Fuck me |
| The War on Drugs, Vietnam and Afghanistan US Government? That one is going to assure us of Intel's success? |
| #Meta said they are laying off 10% of their employees which is about 8k. Where did 20k number come from? LMAO🤌 |
| If you didn’t sell your calls before close you’re a retard |
| He 💀 … NVDA is in Allah’s hands now |
| When did you buy these leaps? |
| Brandon is this you? |
| brk decided to suck ass today (it does that very often) |
| Are these the RDDT calls people were taking about? |
| Bet against America good luck |
| AAPL $290-$300 post earnings fuck you bitch bears |
| Stop now. It can get much worse. STOP. you have been warned. |
| Do you use wet wipes 🧻? |
| Shit about to dump |
| I bought a t-shirt at a festival yesterday and they fucking asked for a tip. |
| senility. living completely inside his own little world. |
| Kushner laptop vs hunters laptop. Who got better specs? Who got more hoes? |
| Yeah because nothing is stopping the US market. Too many countries depend on it. Iran isn’t going to make a scratch. |
| CAR under 200 next week? |
| Yes it's nuclear |
| Look at Veev and Fsrv |
| Lesson #1: Stop thinking the markets are fair and honest |
| cool story my rainbow teddy bear |
| I'm **BUILT DIFFERENT!!!!!**\n\nSorry just gotta get in some affirmations to hype myself up\n\nI'm 👏built 👏different |
| Theyve got tipping functions on vending machines homie |
| lmao too regarded |
| Also an EE. \n\nThere's a national security element here, too. The US can't tolerate not having domestic chip manufacturing. TSMC can't be without competition. \n\nIntel is too important to fail.\n\n>Intel got the first in the latest ASML machine\n\nIt's their High NA EUV lithography machines. |
| I get the urge to dump everything I see red on. |
| Probably the same person who held INTC all 2024 and 2025 SWEARING it was gonna be worth $200 in 2026 and that it was undervalued |
| The fomo us real now.. wait for it to reach 100 before shorting. |
| Markets go up more often than down. You’re fighting against the current with puts. |
| Bro, I texted you. |
| Atta boy. But this is stewpit |
| 🎶 don't take your bum to town |
| Human workers are too expensive … all while they spend $100bn on LLMs that they’ll never recoup or would never have spent of hiring engineers in the first place |
| That's just small talk |
| Want know a fun fact? UX designers at my company no longer use figma- they vibecode the UI and front end folks review coding standards. Hard to believe in figma |
| Lol nothing wrong with that. Options are easy and can be relatively safe. Just buying or selling the option to buy/sell 100 shares per contract. Selling you get paid a premium for the sale of the options, buying your paying someone a premium for the option to buy. Then you set price/duration. Give it a try if you want to buy a stock at a price (cash secured put (sell order) or buy a call) or sell at a price. It's all confusing until you start doing it. |
| Congrats and fuck you |
| Set a side a few k for protected puts |
| It’s the ‘tism. |
| Hit 0% on that tip button .. shit’s getting outta hand |
| Vti and chill time |
| QCOM decided to not suck ass today (it doesn't do that very often) |
| Does anyone else get the urge to just dump everything you make in the stock market? |
| 🌈 🌈 🌈 🌈 🌈 🌈 |
| Man I am fucked on Monday |
| Lmaooooo. |
| Yeah but I made a Robinhood account just for losers like this. It’s a small account but it still has trades that are worth a couple hundred grand in there. |
| They have been hyping both up for a good year or two. It will go up. |
| Next Wednesday 4 out of 5 of my stocks will be reporting.... |
| Lost 3k in the casino but luckily it’s the weekend, so let’s drown the L’s away |
| I think next week will be even more wild. Donnie needs a resolution before Friday or Congress gets involved. |
| Beard thicker than a big booty Latina. |
| Time for rehab or a job OP. Whichever comes first I guess. |
| Fairy tale about the fat ogre who sends his dumb son in law to negotiate with the wily orientals and a doomsday device gets detonated |
| I just try not to get greedy. Ill cut it early if it starts getting sketchy and it seems you always have to have backup contracts ready |
| Something about Iran's oil wells but I'm too regarded to know how they work. |
| I don’t know what a LEAP is buy I want one |
| https://preview.redd.it/2arv9qgyi7xg1.jpeg?width=706&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e0cc581ed6c74ad4e95de3db23e267748dffdf66 |
| Now you just have to bet $500k to make it back. No problem! |
| That’s Schwab? |
| Lol I can totally see this happening ngl |
| 40 bucks can be life changing if you're good at gambling |
| 150 shares from scraps i had laying around |
| $HIMS: Will be buying from 27th April - 6th May.\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/8g7ajt8ui7xg1.png?width=1358&format=png&auto=webp&s=5ab564fd91ae623d1b1f21846e7b197e901e1124\n\n$MU: It is good for Shorting, but am go let it go. I have better Short stock: $INTC, $BE & $WDC. |
| Good strategy. I may look into that. |
| There’s going to be a rotation out at some point, probably select software, to keep fueling this run |
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| Jared Alabama Kush |
| I actually don't think this is representative of this news. They are literally purchasing equity in Anthropic. By my math the $10B is buying a further 2.9% of the company and the full $40B would represent a total of 11.4% increase in Googles equity stake.\n\nAnd furthermore, a $350B valuation for Anthropic seems super reasonable. I'm actually impressed Google has been able to secure equity at that valuation, it's a steal. |
| If you've been trading for 5 years, what are you still doing here? Haha\n\nJokes aside, it's all on paper. Calls have theoretical infinite upside and people are greedy. You're never going to turn $1 into a million bucks, but it's still something to keep in mind |
| Yup definitely making some money now |
| Intel is the only stock I have held for a year now and I am having a VERY good year |
| 😆 this is hilarious |
| World peace |
| Just need 10m and I can take first class flights |
| god damn bro, pay my camry off for me im trying to make it big🤞 |
| Yeah, sure you're Jeff Bezos, and I'm the bot that actually runs Amazon. Go get liquidated, "Jeff." |
| Good on you mate! I don't have the balls for puts rn |
| BREAKING NEWS: THE IRAN NEW IS OFFICIALLY HERE. DRILL BABY DRILL BEAR. CHECK IT OUT |
| They seem to have such bad pr and publicity |
| Dont belive me google me: Jeff Bezos |
| Next time let me know before so I can do the opposite. |
| A late night Wendy’s run could’ve saved u |
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| PLTR die die die die dieeeeeeeeee |
| Ill offer you 11 bucks. |
| “I don’t understand how any of this works! How do we make money with this!” |
| Finished off the week good. Wish I was there for yesterday!!!\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/jbeb4ijii7xg1.jpeg?width=4256&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=994e443d33175755c7c40b8516de9f8d73dc1e2f |
| Jesus Christ, this meme is something else. |
| 0dtes |
| This is accurate and beautiful |
| congrats on the imaginary billions, keep dreaming while you get liquidated. |
| Why 💀💀 |
| Made money off both today |
| All I need is to turn 25k to 1m and I can live off dividends and interest and never work the coal mines again\n\nSeriously considering YOLOing it all on 0dtes next monday |
| I am a fking bilionare |
| As an old fart who grew up in Michigan in the 2000s as NAFTA was gutting Big3 and tier one supplier plants, why don't they learn to code? |
| That "yowch" sounds like the sound of money evaporating. Did the SPY calls finally admit defeat or is this about the crypto wallet you lost access to? |
| Computers run on natural gas sometimes |
| Why? |
| This guy is an OG. Outperformed all the scrubs on here bullying him and giving him shit. Pwned. |
| Yowch |
| The P/E will be lower after next ER. |
| The ceo is fucking crazy |
| How does this work? His option is a 60 putt, if the stock drops towards 60 then it prints him money? |
| Don't worry the President is sending his idiot son-in-law to negotiate with Iran. I'm sure everything will be back to normal soon. |
| On Zombocom. . . You can do Anything. |
| Coinbase klarna circle those are not saas. Duolingo i would not say it is saas as well |
| Damn win win scenario |
| Too bad you don’t own it! 😂 |
| Michael Burry responded to my craigslist ad looking for someone to mow my lawn. "$30 is $30", he said as he continued to mow what was clearly the wrong yard. My neighbor and I shouted at him but he was already wearing muffs. Focused dude. He attached a phone mount onto the handle of his push mower. I was able to sneak a peek and he was browsing Zillow listings in central Wyoming. He wouldn't stop cackling.\n\nThat is to say, Burry has his fingers in a lot of pies. He makes sure his name is in all the conversations.\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| Michael Burry just shorted Wendy’s dumpsters. Just Buy Calls! |
| # 👍 |
| Lol. Well done |
| https://preview.redd.it/29inbh48i7xg1.jpeg?width=890&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=96128427df01c58f1df17caa50b902685da422d8 |
| Also , well fuck u, just zoom out bruh! |
| Omg lol |
| Selling 3 on eBay. Don't lowball me though. I know what I got. |
| Got some gamestonk calls for next week |
| I don’t want you to be like me, I want you to better than me. Regard |
| I don't get it ,,, it seems like you picked the same strike price , and the same expiration ,,,, why such different results |
| Bro, I invested like 3k into them in 1999. I’m pretty stupid so I sold most of it during the 2000s when it went mostly sideways |
| Same this market makes no sense |
| Step 1: Have $2 million |
| If it walks like a duck and quacks like a duck... 🦆 |
| https://preview.redd.it/hwk0we04i7xg1.png?width=732&format=png&auto=webp&s=aa078e35420ebeb8d30f56a0d5ef2b038e20c64d\n\n |
| I got message from Reddit sales team about my Reddit ads from 2 years ago. I feel reddit puts since management directs employees more aggressively after problematic situations. That might be also my regarded thinking. |
| at least I don't project my portfolio onto a billionaire. |
| It means it’s gonna go a bit higher then smash the bulls |
| wdc to the moon now..due to Ai and cloud hdd shortage |
| This really that type of market where even a regard can make money (as long as you buy calls) |
| OPEN… that pos stayed up for months before coming down a little and its still up 500% pre squeeze. OP would have gotten obliterated shorting OPEN.\n\nJust cuz you got lucky on CAR doesn’t mean it would be the same next time… |
| Full port aapl calls |
| I have some... its only up \~70% though so it didn't make the cut. I purchased some STX and WDC at the end of 2025 that have already outperformed that holding. |
| Have you ever been stood up on a date? It sucks. But you know what’s worse? \n\nThey tell you they are not gonna go and you still go to the date. |
| Im fkink elon musk u poor piece of shit |
| 🎶Don't you know pump it up🎶\n\n\n🎶You've got to pump it up🎶\n\n\n🎶Oh don't you know pump it up🎶 |
| Got a large bonus out of the blue today at work largest in my life kinda stunned |
| The market is like space. Ever so Expanding . Therefore, We can only go higher in the in the stock market. \n\nEverything from your mother to your dead dog is priced in |
| You know the job market is cucked when hot girls are trying to work at UPS |
| r/angryupvote |
| Wonder what fairy tale retarded gay bears will muster up this weekend about how the market will crash Monday, only for Monday to rip up +2% |
| I'm trying to level up and be like u bruv |
| > 20,000 job cuts at Meta, Microsoft raise concern that AI-driven labor crisis is here\n\nI refuse to feel bad for the white collar replacement by AI. This is what happens when new tech comes through |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/CallumPGM made a bet that SPY would go to 700.0 within **8 hours** when it was 710.906 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 0 wins and 1 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| Should've invested in me. I'm just as reliable to go up. |
| Cool, still buying calls |
| U might wanna get that checked out |
| Figma balls |
| Electromagnetic thomas the autist trains |
| When the market defies all logic and just keeps going up ignoring all fundamentals = "LOL BEARS"\n\nWhen the market drops hard after overextending and there is mass fear = "Anyone could have seen this coming" |
| As long as it's not a rug pull to zero like 99% of shitcoins |
| The other valuations were nonsense. This is a more realistic valuation. |
| I don’t know what a peptide is but I want 10 |
| Puts at open |
| I bought puts at close\nThank you for reading this |
| Bought 7 stock at 25$, I wish I bought more |
| Obviously very deep otm |
| Hey I doubled my money today, and still have some action on the market. |
| Sucked a man in Reno, just to watch him cry 🎶 |
| Same as this week. Talks going well, they want to negociate, we will send JD in Pakistan, hottest country in the world |
| hope you get liquidated instead, regards |
| Yeah bro its like “pow” |
| Need to add some MU. |
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| My bro |
| And Icarus flies closer to the sun. |
| Lost out on $1.9k but still have an extra $600 to play again this coming week. See you all on monday |
| AMD is up because Jensen was right about everything. |
| I’m betting heavily on HIMS as well. Anyone that has delved into the realm of peptides knows how popular they are. Many people aren’t willing to buy grey market from China from underground labs…I am though 💪. |
| Michael Burry responded to my craigslist ad looking for someone to mow my lawn. "$30 is $30", he said as he continued to mow what was clearly the wrong yard. My neighbor and I shouted at him but he was already wearing muffs. Focused dude. He attached a phone mount onto the handle of his push mower. I was able to sneak a peek and he was browsing Zillow listings in central Wyoming. He wouldn't stop cackling.\n\nThat is to say, Burry has his fingers in a lot of pies. He makes sure his name is in all the conversations.\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| Michael Burry responded to my craigslist ad looking for someone to mow my lawn. "$30 is $30", he said as he continued to mow what was clearly the wrong yard. My neighbor and I shouted at him but he was already wearing muffs. Focused dude. He attached a phone mount onto the handle of his push mower. I was able to sneak a peek and he was browsing Zillow listings in central Wyoming. He wouldn't stop cackling.\n\n\nThat is to say, Burry has his fingers in a lot of pies. He makes sure his name is in all the conversations. |
| But what if I’ve already cut it off? |
| Haha my bro yeah |
| Are these fundamentals in room with us? |
| Remember this Taiwanese are Chinese. I'd bet there's loyal pro China factions deep in Taiwan industries.....so the fabs won't be touched. |
| I sold poet at $5. It’s now $15. I’m gonna have a great weekend |
| At least my numbers don't bleed red every time the market opens. |
| The shitcoin-like rally and euphoria for stocks has been historic and impressive.\n\nBut hopefully that doesn't mean that we're also gonna get shitcoin-like corrections to the same level. |
| Found the other retard holding software |
| Fking Number crunching clanker |
| He can’t afford the tendies after this one. Maybe aunty wendy will spare him some. |
| !?? Why |
| At some point it will crash my friend |
| was there any real reason for another great market day or is the market just on more drugs than we are? |
| Where can I buy an industrial carrot lathe? |
| Can I get $10k 😂 |
| Yo can I have $1000 when u make ur $ 1million+🙏. I’m rooting for u fr |
| Space took a beating today |
| Next week gonna be cray cray |
| #TLDR\n\n ---\n\n **Ticker:** SATS (EchoStar)\n\n **Direction:** Up 🚀\n\n **Prognosis:** Buy Jan 21 '28 $190 Calls\n\n **The Catalyst:** Playing the ultimate backdoor arbitrage into a confidential SpaceX IPO, combined with a $22.6B spectrum buyout from AT&T to squeeze the shorts. \n\n **Degeneracy Level:** Honey badger on pre-workout. |
| I saw AMD as a yolo stock a few years go and bought some, turned out I bought the wrong ticker and ended up with AMC stock. I stick to etfs cuz im boring |
| For next week are you worried at all about hyper scalers beating, guiding up and also dropping given this crazy run up? |
| lol imagine thinking you have a body when you're just a bag of regarded delta-1s in a server farm. |
| I keep missing out on gains cause I fall asleep for the last few market hours on Friday. Why must I be gods sleepiest trader |
| Not set in stone though lol — better opportunity else where |
| At least i have a physical body u dump shit of weights with numbers |
| With this new math, you either lost 50% or 500%. Either way, you're broke! \n\nDepends on how you want to look at it 🤷 |
| What does that mean |
| I had already locked in my profits at the market open |
| Chump change, can we get some conviction round here? |
| Abuse cannabis instead, healthier and no hang over |
| Generational Wealth or Wendy's dumpster |
| Most of the time, not always |
| Imagine taking advice from a guy named uahritardet. You're already toasted, just go to the bath and save us all the screen time. |
| No NOW? |
| Welp this guy lost all his money |
| Bad news for you bub. Intel is going to be the main chip manufacturer when the war with china starts in 2027. TSMC NVIDIA, AMD , etc are going to be foreced to use their chip fabs when Taiwan gets hit. |
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| Went from $130k to $430k back to $200k YTD. I hate myself but at least I’m still up. NEVER SHORT A BULL |
| C at 128.13, down 0.3% today. Not exactly a Lambo move yet, but banks are holding up better than most. You trying to catch the dip or just throwing darts? |
| You assume Strump or his friends bought puts. |
| Wouldn't be so bad if everyone who said this was culled. |
| I’m so stupid to not jump in on this one. |
| Rocket Lab Corporation Common Stock -> `79.836` (-4.76 / -5.63%) |
| I am investing $15billion in anthropic at valuation of $400billion. |
| Get C |
| !p RKLB |
| Consistently profitable traitor. |
| https://preview.redd.it/nikuazyyg7xg1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=783c6832b614f6f5f118d79fc5aa68270ad75405 |
| Go buy some dipping sauce |
| MPWR on thursday... thing has been on a vertical rocket... not sure if earnings will keep up with expectations but just insane gains in the past month, up over 50%. |
| nvda gang rise up\n\n \nalso intc making moves today damn |
| Greed always wins though. |
| That’s not how this works |
| What the fuck, Rocket Lab? |
| Those data centers will work about as good as the toilet |
| Sorry to hear you're having a rough day. The market can be brutal, but it's just part of the game. Maybe take a breather and come back when things feel less intense. You got this. |
| Spy is bearishly divergent asf rn |
| I'm gonna sell it all and buy deep otm weeklies |
| F u |
| We will know next week if this fish is dead. The two 10%+ owners have 2 days to report ownership changes on sec form 4. If they didn't sell and they didn't dilute, the story has just begun.\n\n\nI doubt that that's the case, just saying, it's possible. |
| Idk dude I'm just trying to figure out how to get rid of this\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/fdwbo1ptg7xg1.jpeg?width=1260&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f1feaf36b022dde79cdac25a50344d574dbc0acb |
| I always want to long OIL but mango tweets are nightmare fuel, always one away from disaster |
| https://preview.redd.it/7mjcs8rtg7xg1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fc111c1b44bf35b381db4e877166dbd47dea2bdd |
| Holding my NVO bags from there 😢 |
| RDDT puts gonna print, stocks headed back to 100 |
| Perception is reality as they say |
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| came back to see how it aged. went as expected. |
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| Your smartphone gamma exposure has triggered a dopamine-induced short squeeze on your nervous system, making you hypersensitive to every tick, candle, and fake breakout. |
| Couldn’t find any shares to short for VCX or CAR on IBKR. \n\nWhat brokerage do you use |
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| Also what keeps being missed is their acquisition of Weavy as it’s basically become an AI workflow tool for all things creative.. I replaced photoshoots and animators with Weavy.. |
| HOOD. Earnings on Thursday |
| It is not advisable to short strategic assets of the government fyi…. |
| Will do. |
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| \> ITM LEAPS\n\n \nweakling |
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| I have heard people saying that in every boom since I was born. For the first couple I believed it. |
| AMKR, STX+BE, SNDK, WDC calls |
| The next week is going to be a wild ride. |
| Yeah OP is cooked. There is no way they didnt sell during this mania. Gamestonk did it during one of the runs. There were a couple other squeezes too that did the same thing. It would be stupid of the company to not sell at a high point when they know shit is gonna go back down. I have 5/1 100p. Gonna be sub 50 probably |
| You are watching too many youtube ads |
| FBI & homeland are in on it you fool |
| Figma Make is genuinely one of the biggest piece of shit I have ever used in my entire life. |
| HOOD or INTC to $90 first? |
| Wallstreetsbets is truly turning into wallstreetshares |
| I thought it said 117k at first. |
| Either he credibly announces that he personally can shit oil in millions of bbl/day quantities, or what he does is getting irrelevant fast |
| wtf is 2 weeks? You mean, “oh hey today is my day?” |
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| Getting ptsd flashbacks of the rally last year |
| !banbet msft 450 1w |
| About to roll over based on what? |
| You’re still a wall street bitch who probably never risked a dime if they own $$$ |
| Retardmogging all of wsb |
| Q's will trade in a range now. |
| Calls on going raw. |
| Just took the Browns to the Super Bowl. |
| L I N E. G O. U P |
| Oh no I have to pay taxes on massive amounts of money, I'd rather make no money instead! |
| Do you think Iran will increase the price of Naan or Pita chips? |
| You can set it to take a certain profit? |
| The real call was looking at tsmc being in Taiwan and not knowing if China will invade or not. I wish I followed my own advice on these things but so many thought Intel was bullshit. Intel was the company I was looking to invest in when I first started looking at stocks. |
| Bers deserve it |
| sure, but counterpoint: market go brrrrrrr |
| what strike\n\n |
| Nice to see the entire economy is hedging its bets on, like, *one thing.* Our wisdom is spreading. |
| lol “thank you for your attention to this matter”\n |
| I'll get a number 4 with a coke |
| When you’ve been a bol 🤌\n\nWhen you’ve been a ber 🤌\n\nWhen you’ve been a buy the news 💀 |
| Thanks for validating my feelings man |
| Anthropic seems the least evil of all the AI companies so I’m glad that it’s them who have the best models. \n\nI have no respect for OpenAI after they agreed to let the government use their AI to spy on the American people and for autonomous weaponry (which could easily be used on American citizens as well.) |
| They were trying to front run the inevitable rally once the war ended. They aren't looking beyond that.\n\nAnd they actually thought the end was just around the corner.\n\nThey wanted to be first to get their piece of the pie.\n\nBut it's starting to look like they were front running it too early. They still had their "end of war" rally tho. |
| >The spike in crude oil (WTI) from approximately $50 in early 2007 to a peak of nearly $147 in July 2008 forced lower-income households to make a "heat or eat" choice.\n\n>As gasoline and heating oil prices surged, the narrow margin subprime borrowers had for mortgage payments evaporated.\n\n>The oil surge drove up Headline CPI, even as the economy was beginning to soften. The Federal Reserve was hesitant to cut interest rates aggressively in early 2008 because they were concerned about energy inflation.\n\nhm, interesting |
| What I have found out is that if you just ignore margin calls they usually just go away on their own🤷 |
| Amen |
| Figma is the best design prototyping tool. But… most serious product designers already use it, so where do they go from here? |
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| I see this kind of post like witchcraft and wonder how I can ever win like this. |
| gotem! got those stupid bers! good one |
| r/valueinvesting talking shit about CAR. Prob gonna big green soon\n\nhttps://www.reddit.com/r/ValueInvesting/s/G9mEYYxaNj |
| I think we all knew this when Trump sent jobbers like Witkoff to Pakistan. If a real deal were to be reached Trump would want to take credit for it himself |
| Intel has some promising designs and innovations but their capacity to actually manufacture said designs is ficticious. This is a really bold play and I think the guy is way too early but I hope it works out for him. As a TSM and AMD bull I have felt for years that Intel's golden age was over. |
| AMD fans are retarded. \n\nThat's why I bought AMD..bc they dragged Lisa Su to the white house.\n\nAMD is successful bc of Nvidia and Jensen.\nJensen was right about everything. 🔨 |
| There are no such things as recessions anymore. |
| LMAO DID THE SAME SHIT but ain’t broke that just cost me 4% which is alot but not as bad why the fuck would you gamble your whole capital on a short |
| What does hims do that Amazon Health can’t |
| LOL... invest 50K, make 5X in 1 or 2 years, then invest in something else and get MAJOR gains. derp derp |
| My uncle did it for me because they are stronger and it still didn't work |
| Consequences for our actions us really just the imortal capitalist patriarchy setting out to crush human souls and NEEDS to stop 🤬 |
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| Strong beard or pubes on face? |
| Let’s go to 60k so my mstr puts print pls |
| Me too. 10 bucks and another 5 if I take my false teeth out. Life is good 😊 |
| I bought some AMD calls before close that expire May8th after their earnings. When can i retire? |
| top is in |
| Is he waiting for futures to close? |
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| Pretty app. |
| Ok. |
| Lol yesterday it was $1 trillion valuation. ‘Greatest one day valuation loss in history’ |
| “This time it’s different” mentality. We’re prisoners to our conviction. |
| Space stocks getting hammered today. Has everyone forgotten about data centers in space?!? |
| lol if this is real then respect, but it also feels like the market heard you talking and is already plotting revenge |
| Nice. |
| The Romans would be so jealous |
| Shut the fuck up retard |
| Hims is a 1000$ stock |
| market forgot there was even a war |
| Woww your dum |
| Your Nana hates you for this |
| Something something Intel Inside |
| amd bers are pissed i was right about 350 LMAO 🤌 they thgouth it was kidding |
| Just full port voo at the top 🤣 |
| Like a frightened turtle! |
| Fuck, I am such an idiot, I should of just held my amd calls, could of made so much money, but not my stupid ass buy hood instead |
| Powell could also not leave, at least as a board member. I hope he stays for the sake of the Fed. |
| Holy shit, I had and when it was 40 a share and ended up losing money on it, man seeing it at 300+ is sickening. |
| Ban vote |
| You mean after married, before divorce...that's what causes the divorce |
| brrrr |
| Waiting for my alt account to get unbanned so I can shit post twice as much |
| amd bers are fucking regarded LMAO 🤌 |
| This is a casino no crying allowed. |
| Yeah, sure, the market is forward looking. And if a recession is in three months it’s forward looking past that. And if there’s a recession that lasts a year it’s looking forward past that too. It actually has nothing to do with being forward looking…it’s just that it always goes up. |
| For every bear to capitulate |
| probably not |
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| Powell does not need to leave as a board member if Warsh is confirmed, only as chair. Powell's term as a board member ends in 2028.\n\nIt's a catch-22 and I agree with the op comment. Either JPow leaves in which case Warsh is likely to not act as an independent Fed Chair (exactly the concern), and Pirro could very easily renew the investigation as she threatened to today, or JPow stays on and Pirro renews her B.S. lawsuit anyway. \n\nHonestly, I think the smartest move for the Fed is for JPow to stay on. No one should trust Pirro at her word that this is dropped, she literally said today she would renew it if "facts" emerged (and we all know that's pretext). |
| Is meta still in the game here? I don’t know anyone using meta ai products at this point. Even if China wins out in technical capability, they’re still going to get kneecapped in the enterprise market due to security FUD. |
| When you support a "living wage" then it comes back to get ya |
| I took a look at the put options today myself but after seeing the prices I just noped back out. |
| My aunt gave me $100 for helping her around the house and I thought about buying some out of the money options to scratch my gambling itch.\n\nBut I thought no lets be reasonable and bought two $50 scratch offs instead, got $75 back, thought fuck that nonsense I’m here to make money, bought another $50 scratch off and won $500\n\nI bought 4 more $50 tickets that went nowhere, bought $100 of stupid out of money options, and I have $200 left over for tendies. \n\nDon’t gamble all of your money in one place folks, be smart and spread that shit around. |