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From my earlier comment:\n\nThey're already hit with $1B in fines and from this looks like it could reach as high as an entire year of revenue. And should it get that unbelievably high, major changes to the platform are coming.\n\nI would be careful assuming this is a simple slap on the wrist this time.
How bro hook me up
Artificial Intelligence more like Artificially Inflating the value of stock prices
How can there simultaneously be no peace agreement until Mango's term ends and a peace agreement almost done?
Flat rest of day, RIP options
I feel it might end here
This guy is about to delete his account
3x leveraged memory papi
So strait talks are actually going well?
mag7s saying they will spend trillions of dollars on capex for the foreseeable future was your sell signal back in 2025
🥭 will probably extend the deadline for the 3rd time cause he’s a pussy
Zyn = Popped✅ \nMonster = Drank✅ \nPanic attacks = Experienced✅
META I think we need to have a little chat about your... "activities"?
I look at the first yolo post on wsb and follow suit
I simply end it all
Big tobacco agrees.
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I feel another drop…
It certainly will go up. Now pass the doobie
The volumes on those TLT green candles are WAY bigger than the reds
Mag7 more like Swag7
paycheck sounds way bigger than my whole portfolio ngl
Idk who is coping harder right now \n\nThe bearish thesis or the bullish one
Bear flag on SPY, one more leg down incoming
Yes, I clearly must be because I don’t think a corporation is responsible for the lack of parenting. Clearly that means I must work for zuck and love Facebook. \n\nI deleted that shit off my phone 5 years ago. I don’t even have an insta. I literally do not use the site because it is full of trash. \n\nStill doesn’t make it Facebooks fault you didn’t watch your kids.
.. and if it doesn't?
Calls it is then
Everyone is saying V, what the fuck V’d? Shit is as flat as an annoying 3/10 bitch.
i'd buy one corn for $0.69.
👍
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There's about 11b in puts around 773, I wouldn't bet on it.
this could have been an email
How is it their problem and not the parents problem? I don't get it.\n\nShould I sue Blizzard for all my time in WoW?
Nah fr🤣 are you gonna fade or come back market
Correct. All basketball players will now be wearing golf shoes.
Just do a similar flip a few more times and you’ll be the richest man in history.
This war stuff is getting older than tarriffs. (Still need to get my money back)
Make no mistakes
A hedge would've been long software. That is an all in double down on AI winning. Got dicked both ways
$40 is already pricing in a partial recovery that hasn't happened. Sales are still in a downtrend. This could absolutely go lower.
Based on what? Hopeium and printing money?
If SPY drops $.70 i’ll literally be rich that’s so stupid
I made 30 dollars 🤓
This is kind of a misconception. In a strictly military sense, the US is very one sidedly "beating" Iran. The damage to their economy, infrastructure, military installations etc are legit even if theyre nowhere close to surrender.\n\nThe reality though is that this is almost the definition of a Pyrrhic victory. So much cost and for what? Shit gets worse and worse. So stupid, rushed, and poorly planned and executed all around, even ignoring that it was always going to be a lose-lose situation from the get-go.
I guarantee you no one knows what it’s like to go from msft to meta!!!! WTFF!!! \n\nFuck meta. Fuck msft. Fuck amzn fuck em all. I hope they all fucking go bankrupt.\n\nThank you for your attention to this matter.
Travis Scott I know this is you. Welcome to Wallstreetbets
Agreed, bigly \n\nOr it's worthless
Gotcha ! Thanks. I'll surely park a 20k in this now and play around with the 7k. \n\n
stay gold, pony boy. see you in bagville
Lets all sit in a circle and hold hands.\n\nLet’s pretend this shit will go up, together
Because big tech has been trying to make their products addictive... Agree it's a parenting problem... for half of it. The other half is a product designed to be addictive.
The market feels like it just wants to fade away, but can't.
big beautiful market dump for eod. \n\n
Iran just testing if they can get one final concession.
Baring my nuts all over this thread.
Same. Always wore Nikes through the 90s and into the early 00s. The quality took a real nosedive after that and the designs got shitter and shitter. It's just chav crap for scruffs now, apart from a couple of pairs of proper running shoes. Never forgave them for stopping production of the Air Max Classic BW either.
No I sold my Nike shares to spite him.
This is just like black monday 1929 fr fr no cap.
mia
scalpers just ruin everything
Ok Michael Strategy
Until tomorrow.
There are people here who will look at this movement and then look you in the eye and insist that MMs are market neutral and don't pin the market so they don't have to pay out premiums.
Access denied, computa take all this man owns and put him front register at Wendy’s.
i'm watching the big short tonight to hype myself for next few months
Just go to 772 and I'll 10x please
Reddit is flooded with these moral wannabe heroes that are the biggest hypocrites. Its exhausting to say the least especially on a sub like this
Are we just going to trade sideways for the last hour and a half
😭
Easier to win a war when you have a strategy, and don’t run out of munitions.
Poop stinky today
Yeah but assuming shit won’t just make it happen
Corn is critically undervalued.
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Adidas and New Balance.
If $NVDA doesn't break that 0.786 Fib today we might just all die
no like its giving it A.I.D.S
I’m sorry Dave, I’m afraid I can’t do that!
Completely different questions. \n\nAre they allowed to make accounts? And if they lie about their age? \n\nIs manipulation to keep you engaged illegal?
impossible task
What will you do if it closes below 30?
Bezos just finished shining his head and is back to keep selling off his shares.
My understanding is the market is pricing in the amount of oil that transited the strait last weekend was 30 something but this weekend only 2. I bought on that knowledge and coming out on top of the trade right now. Issue is I’m not sure where the top will be as per oil usual.
It’s essentially a high interest savings account. Instant liquidity like cash as its government treasury bills.\n\nReturns \~3.8% a yr. (Currently up 2.17%). It’ll be steady even during any downturn/black swan event.
So 🥭 just has to stop talking for a V?\n\nSeems like a hack
God that would be fucking amazing.\n\nAbsolutely demolish them. Please
Computa activate profits
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I'll gamble some money on them. NOT FINANCIAL ADVICE.
I think im a lil overleveraged on goog
Rap Music is dying, the white teenager idolizing rappers and athletes is in the past. Nike will keep losing money.
it's even more pathetic\n\nand show's how inept the entire 'defense' establishment is \n\ngreedy incompetent whores
MOU upgraded to a MOA
Fellow arm chair newsletter writers unite! 😂
shrek's dick isn't working today
Good spot for a weekly straddle here imo
OCACr for the 10x
you commented about the V bruh
mms fukery
Bro Gold is going to absolutely MOON soon with the inflation and debt situation
Instructions unclear\n\n*proceeds to gamble with past due rent money*
Everyone mad cuz he right. Karma loss coming. Oh well.
Why rgti and not any of the other quantums?
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F\*cking legend !!!
it's below 40 but it's ok.. youll feel better leaving reddit o7
Nothing 😏
Congratulations 👍
See ya!
I think SNDK’s nearly 90% run has temporarily put a temporary top on the sector.
No point in extension of an MOU, if they’re almost done with a peace agreement.
I am actually 100% cash right now
Seriously wtf in the 50 year old boomer facebook page is this ‘meme’? 😂
Petition to rename bears to donkeys (specifically, jackasses)
And it could be. But isn’t that my choice to engage or not? At what point do I throw my hands up and say it’s not my fault? I want damages from Reddit and Facebook. \n\nWhat about this - can I sue to get your real name and then use that to sue you for causing me emotional distress from this conversation? Or is it my own fault for continuing to engage in it?
Do we think we see more red AH? War sentiment looks increasingly bad
Yo any 10x ideas
!remindme 1day
V tards incoming
Least obvious bull trap
I studied the nike.com case. It's more complex than that. Nike suffered from the counterfeit and the copycats. A proportion of retailers (no one can say how many and how much) also pushed counterfeit products and occasionally generated high margins.\n\n\nNike.com was meant to get control back on the supply, fight counterfeit, and have a strategic response to Amazon. IIRC, Amazon was one of the biggest online e-commerce players that didn't do much to stop counterfeit, because they benefited from it.
True but that’s big enough to really, really fuck then over. They likely have large amount of debt they’ve financed and tossing a cool 1.4T on top might collapse the entire company.
Oh good lord wtf\n\nA recurring expense
Go to another sub for emotional takes. There are plenty to choose from.
Art of the V motherfuckers
Bought a bunch of DRAM 65c weeklies
back to 732 just to fuck puts after fucking calls
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Everyone else is wrong.\n\nEspecially people who read my stuff on random message boards in 2005-2008 like Burry.\n\nI like to get ideas from everywhere though. \n\nThe agency part — yeah, I am gonna call my own number.\n\nI also want an approach that is robust enough to apply to other asset classes. I like my silver coins. I love me some basketball cards.\n\nI don’t like trades that are intellectually crowded. If the narrative gets too big then things get exhausting and confusing.\n\nGreat question OP.
This is the puts spot on all things btc related
Bears about to start walking funny
You obviously never heard of the Air monarch society
The stock has been sliding for 5 years. Why do you think it's gonna get back to $80?
buy high sell higher. probably not though.
You obviously never heard of the Air monarch society
It’s more that they were intentionally designed to be addictive to children even though they knew it could fuck with kids. Plus they’re not supposed to be collecting data profiles on 10 year olds.
Hell yeah!!! About fucking time. This company needs to go.
🥭 said he literally posts fake tweets. Give it an hour and oil will drop again
As in it is aiding the market? I agree
Thanks you
Stop fuckin going up
Duuude wow 😮 I wanna get into this so bad
Then spend time lobbying for a society that doesn't require parents to work overtime just to get by. Can't be good parents if you have no time to spend with your kids.
Intel will see 50 before 150.
Last marathon I was in, I looked around and had to look all over to find any runners in Nike shoes. Let alone all the specialty brands for running shorts and shirts.
asking me like I know
Say goodbye to those gains little jit!
I'm a 🌈🐻 and even I think this is gay.
Testing $771
PE seems in line with the market right now.? That is to say high, but not higher than anything else - and certainly lower than some.
mate of course it is
🥭 not holding the cards
Bought the IBM 25% dip, and hold INFQ for a similar long play
This shit gay
Bro wtf prompt did you even put to get this??? This is impressively shitty for an ai generated meme. Like you could have had it make you literally anything and this is what you thought was good? Or even worse - did you find this online and think it was good enough to post again on your own?? 😂😂😂😂😂
puts
The odds are very slim. You are much more likely to lose all your money doing these kind of naked near expiration options. \n\nIt’s fun to look at the winners but in practice doing this will make you poor.
So puts or calls
The thing that was fake to begin with and has been officially proclaimed dead for months? WOW I AM SHOCKED
Says the dude trying to carry water for an extremely large, rich corporation and it's extremely rich CEO.\n\nYeah man, the rest of us are the bots.\n\nEither you're a straight up astroturf op (a bad one and Meta should get a refund)\n\nOr\n\nYou're a run of the mill troglodyte. Take your pick of flavor.
"Look at the big brain on Brad!"
Bruh, what the fuck
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Once zoomers get the ick, it's joever
Do they allow people under the age of 18 to make accounts?\n\nDo you think that meta has and does employee teams of researchers whose primary job is to figure out ways to keep people engaged in the platform for as long as possible?
Hot take: there will be no OpenAI IPO!
Btc miners turning into colo datacenters
lol ty for your contribution 👍🏼
We all know this. It's just a play for execs to ride out high salaries and us to do some day trading.
Debating going full oil baron into Chevron
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To be honest does it need a reason at this point?\n\nIf anything it needs constant reasons to keep it down, the oil supply situation gets worse literally every day.
Today could've been a nap
Remember no phone and no tablets till they are 14 or 15
How do i buy the kind of oil barrel futures where i dont have to store the physical oil itself
How is a phone call costing you $10?
gains, unlimited gains but no gains
What I prefer the most are AI bears polluting reddit with... AI images to fuel the AI craze. Thank you for your service.
Another trap!
Wen msft 450
38.96 at 2:23 EST
Iran always says they won’t accept a deal, right before they accept it.
You can't make me 🫣
Setting up for a V into close to break even?
Something isn't bad precedent just because it will apply to other cases. That's literally how precedent is supposed to work.
Healthy consolidation.
Will go check this out. Thanks !
.3% down. Sell everything it’s over . Burry was right
When you use pfof youre basically giving jane a free pass to buy shares when you buy puts. \n\nYoure holding puts for jane. \n\nYoure holding the bag.\n\nFor the market to go up people have to buy puts or sell naked calls.\n\nThats the way this works.\n\nNot lepold. Not the war.\n\nJust lil regards buying puts.
DXYZ
unlimited margin calls for America
didnt ask dotn care
Sounds good.
Computa activate V sequence 😭
SPY I’m going to need you to hurry up and retake 774 thanks
Why did oil barrel price just shoot up??
Brent fking me so hard
Love that cat.
I own Google and its barely moved, what's going down?
Park it in ubil.u\n\nLet the world burn. Then jump in.
I just do pure equity. No leverage, no crypto - long only.
The stock market can be irrational all it wants. Hedge funds are losing people billions of dollars. Eventually the cards will fall
To be fair, market is still open
So many characters to write “margin call”
I love that Marvin shows us his day\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/nl8t7nqn9zjh1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5522f28d150832a3f570ae10ff308db8164fc4cc\n\n
wtf is this rotation into 🌽
It was just announced that Iran won’t make the deal stop lying pos
MSFT is back down at 470, is this another obvious buy the dip moment? Market suddenly forget why it brought MSFT from 400 to 500 rapidly?
Any quantum bulls here? I have 3,000 RGTI shares. Holding til 2040
Profit on the day has dropped by $1000 🥲. But still in profit! ☝️
Memory and photonics gonna be the play until the rug with the OpenAI ipo
I don’t see more than a 3% pull back. Bears are losers!
You're supposed to buy low, sell high.
GG. Now I need a pin at 7750
Cyclical regardation
Ticker?
Usnoil reserves low
You guessed it right. I made a 17% gain on a 27k investment took the profit and paid a portion of loan off.
“Iran won’t make the deal 🥭 wants”
🥭 SAYS U.S. NOT SEEKING EXTENSION OF IRAN MOU\n\nWhat a 🤡
You sound like you need a break from the internet, almost like reddit and other social media is having a negative affect on your mental well being.
DRAM boys we're eating steak tonight.
Lag7 🫡
🌮 deal incoming!
Cause this market is ran on vibes. Fundamentals went out the window a long time ago.
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It's not late unless he's dead
Because of the yen. Not even joking…
Ok im in options chain what strike?
People saying we are only slightly red, QQQ basically would be -1% today if SPCX, MU and SNDSK were performing with index. \n\n
Sorry that too many word for big stronk ape read.\n\nI wasn’t asking about TA apps you chudlet fuck.
big boys usually have bad handwriting anyway
ai capex and legal fees sounds like a fun double whammy for meta
Take profits before close, it might get really dark after that.
lol, no
that crayon looking icon really sells it huh
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SELL EVERYTHING AND BUY AI
The guy sitting across from me at Wendy's has Nike hitting $27 within 12-months. He's here using their free Wifi a lot.
Plus the last time the U.S. even slightly had its spending under something you could claim was control was the Obama admin.
Calls into close maybe, grabbed a lotto
Canal /= Strait - Iran didn’t build that…\n\nLetting anyone set up tolls on natural waterways is a shift in the current precedent. If you allow it won’t be long before those Somoli pirates have actual letters of marq and why not? \n\nThe idea of the oceans not being free to navigate should terrify globalists everywhere
I thought Nike seemed like it was primed for a turnaround…at $80. I’ll be honest that I bought some around $44 expecting the same, but I was just trying to time a turnaround. \n\nThe truth is they have nothing left except being a household name. Everything they make is poor quality but prices like it’s premium. Most of the athletic people I know want nothing to do with their apparel for that reason. There’s just so much better out there for the price.
its actually inflated af and should be like $5-6 bucks
I just bought 40c expiring Friday. We can lose money together.
Sub should be more for corporations hurting children? Odd take, but you do you.
I'd love some of what you're smoking, and I hope you're right. I own both but am not *that* bullish
We are so obviously in the “return to normalcy” period before all these AI stocks come crashing down
TLT puts at least to hedge some other play...
Turnaround Tuesday
Fuck Yields. All my homies hate Yields.
Ladies and gentlemen, we got him!
Black Monday confirmed
bag7 🫡
🫵🤡 Theyre waiting on you to buy puts 🫵🤡
I just saw an analyst from Benchmark to give a ”speculative buy” rating on a china-pump with 20 MUSD MCAP company after earnings pop\n\nWTF is a ”speculative buy” ?
-0.37% bro thinks is a crash 😂😂😂
US military spending makes up about one third of all military spending on the planet and almost more than the rest of the top ten spenders combined... still can't beat Iran. lol. This is like the NY Knicks losing to a WNBA team.
cash gang
I make all the right trades\n\nAt exactly the wrong times \n\nAnd now my portfolios red and I don’t know why
bags getting heavier, oof 😓 .
REMINDER TO TAKE PROFITS
Well they are cucks so yeah
I never understood these lawsuits about suing social media because their kids are addicted. Seems like a parenting problem, but of course parents dont want to be accountable for their kids bad behavior.
Nov. 4 2026
Reassigned to immigration enforcement.
Oh, you think?
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Soon
they still fix us and then threaten to send to collections if we don't pay. in some states, it never gets reported to the bureaus even if it's sent to collections.
Cool meme but you must have been trading for the last 6 days if this is how it feels
When can I invest in Chad Dario's $3 trillion anthropic IPO
30 Year at 2001 levels nothing happened around that time that we should be worried about
I think this is going to dump hard before close
Bottom signal
38.95
You’re gonna catch something from those bottom tier hookers you pick up behind Wendy’s with the bets you’re making. And your coke is probably cut with baking soda 99:1
I have 27k what to buy ?
What should I buy
Yes
Two women, one cup
That sounds pretty Cuckish
Then you’re a shitty parent. \n\nWould you blame the car for them getting in an accident? \n\nAt what point are you (or them) personally responsible?
i think this market is quite literally being held up by energy and semis, not much else
Haha bye bye op
The 1998 LTCM crisis is pretty funny.
Can you imagine how hard the market would be ripping if someone coherent and mildly competent were at the helm. We’d be spamming Vegeta S&P over 9,000 memes already.
I've done that so many times. Makes me giggle
What he do now
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First the bus sues you
If I don’t pop a Zyn i experience panic attacks, is this addiction
The worst part? OP bought placebo sugar pills
wen oil $150?
Bruh you could've at least put in more effort in the prompt in chatgpt before pumping out this slop.
NDX you broke 🅱️itch, or in other words: the version of SPX but when you have balls
Can’t wait for their astronomical fine that is equal to two days of revenue. Profits go burrrrrr and all remains good in the world
one of us!
Not to mention the astrological consequences...
I remember when I thought being a 🌈🐻 was cool, then I realized having money was cooler
kospistani
hot take: memory is giving this market aids
Why Sandisk went up again 80% from 1000?
TLT about to put in new lows... again.
If I just stare at onds the whole day will the price go up?
bro my theta is hungry for a pullback\n\nVIX is cheap as fuck i am loading up on december puts
I always kinda knew tbh
Awesomeness! I just bought 6 call options at $42 expiration in 11 days, for only 100 USD
This is a joke\n\nIt's so clearly being pinned to kill premium
wsb learns first time that fiscal and macroeconomic irresponsibility has consequences.
This price movement is worse than getting water boarded by Lizzo’s ass sweat
Take that turd to zero!
Maybe he did, a wide one. SL's are fine if the stock just goes parabolic, otherwise the SL will likely get hit well before you hit those massive gains.
I owe quite a few On's. I like the Rodger style casual tennis shoe. I recently bought a pair of Sb's at an outlet store near their headquarters and was shocked by how comfortable they were. I wish they'd put that same sole into the Killshots.
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too small to fail
Panama tolls the Panama canal since you gave it to them in 1999. It's 98% of their GDP
한국 형제분들께: KOSPI 좀 펌핑해 주세요, 감사합니다!
I wasn’t satisfied with a 600 dollar gain so I decided to lose 4k instead apparently
the stock of which we do not speak
Trying to catch a falling knife; are we?
Indians with $150 USD in the market just create AI slop pictures to spam these threads all day
cup and handle?
Post what your gonna buy right before you buy so we can dive head first with you.
Nike was once the big fish in a small pond. Now it’s the same size fish in an even bigger pond.
Thanks
Homeless depot. Calls or puts?
OP:\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/vso0ex2x8zjh1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1daa0182c76744e63910e1dbc16c9f08fb44b43d
Take your meds retard
im in for 12000 shares. jk nike is the pizza hut of sportswear
Bond ETFs have been completely broken since Covid. Those 0% interest rates poisoned the entire system
are we gonna be back at 732 and end neutral today in QQQ
This is the start of the collapse.
wheres the SEC
As if "TA" wasn't dumb enough already with people who use tradingview. Now every moron will be drawing squiggles MS Paint style and posting it here.
Depends how many find out their wives were playing with strange the whole time
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Been here and lost it all, don't be like me
my coworker just all in on nvda and micron puts
If I had to, and don't get me wrong, I absolutely don't want to.\n\nBut if I had to, then It'd be the Wendy's hair Warren.
Wonder what price they’re gonna take GameStop too…they hella hate that stock for some unknown reason……………………..
Based on feedback, I was supposed to make money @ a day job today & not from markets, got it 📝
Please tell me this isn’t real
Correct
People celebrating the downfall of AI with ai slop posts will never not be funny to me
Today has been the slowest grind down ever though - SERIOUSLY RISKY running any big position on SPY, as it could snapped back hard in either direction, at any point. No clear signs for entry. How did you know to buy puts and at what time?
no
It's being sued for its entire market cap.
SILENCE, BEAST.
🥭 every single time destroys my calls like clockwork
He still talking?
No
Reddit bagholders, s and p inclusion gang. You okay?
I took a break from the markers and am sad to see spy $40 higher than where I last saw it. 2008 level crash NOW
Holy fuck that’s just retarded
isn'ternational waters
Admin clearly believes they are getting wiped out midterms. Yen play would have been bigger if they actually were driving the boat. I think it’s just strategic deployments at this point to allow the most favored rats to find an exit
It’s tiring arguing with bots all day. \n\nAnd whether you’re a bot or not, you’re a bot. Because you don’t think for yourself. You just parrot the bots and do their job for them.
buying the dip before \_\_\_\_ tuesday
No worries... I think Amazon is going to triple by end of 2028.
It’ll be 16 hours of gains tho
Well just sold my oil calls for nearly 200% profit, $15000 gain in a few weeks
What do u want from me
stok don’t go only up?? :,(
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Plunge protection team where are you
You should start pre-deleting ur account now.
SPCX in free fall
lol
If I could go back 20 years, I'd bitchslap my financial advisor for convincing me to ever put a dime into U.S. treasuries.
I’m personally thought it was stupid but so many people told me it was great that I may just be dumb
Nah that shits dead
"Plan"? What is that, some kind of food?
10 year yield is higher than it was in 1917 we're fucked
775P easy money
Why is META dumping? Can someone please bring back Bidenomics
Sorry you had to find out this way 😔
Not likely, nobody cares
Short everything else to buy Anthropic and memory exposure
BRENT CRUDE TOPPED 91 CONGRATS EVERYONE KEEP WINNING
oh yeah the big fall all the reddit stocks are pumping big time
Fvck you ! 🙂 GG
watching my account getting destroyed with TTD again
You first.
https://preview.redd.it/xclyo8uk8zjh1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4822648dc6ca208973fa144025eb5f029a0428c0
2% pump inc
Actually both.
You found the power of inverse - use it for good!
Imagine sitting there making this and thinking “yeah this goes hard I’m going to post this”
The scary thing is that bond traders aren’t retards so it’s actually real
Sorry, didn’t lose lol
Pure luck
A classic
How much water did you pour on your PC to make this bro
META lol
Bro why this market like watching paint dry
Explain
cancel the midterms
Peace deal tomorrow! We're saved!!^(for like 16 hours)
we need above 6% yields in every US treasury
lol?
You inversed yourself successfully.
How do you see $40 as support... support is undetermined for this thing right now
It wasn’t good?
I saved more than 50k and then started gambling it by day trading, im at -48k now and just recently started being profitable, maybe I will manage to get that 50k back, most probably not
next rotation isn't between SaaS and semis, it is equities to cash, lol
AMD, what a shitty stock
https://preview.redd.it/uq2g2cpg8zjh1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bd1ee1ba604f39ad97c0885274312261dfb17712
please go away
Good
#THAT NAP WAS SO GOOD 😄
do you mean in addition to the previous times, or just in general
30-year Treasury yield tops 5.31%, the highest in 19 years\n\nletsss go
https://preview.redd.it/w6r31vxe8zjh1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e4a157b130fe06126c9f6b7e3c91cf47200e8499\n\n
That press conference went great 👍 ….
Do you genuinely believe the average European is paying $5000 per month in healthcare tax?
Using AI to prove your point when we’re down today cause of AI. Go ahead
Huehur
39.00 on the dot now lol
For the love of God, please stop
"Sir, did you bring in a lifeguard because we're all drowning in debt?"
hell na
Nike has been steadily falling since August of 2021. Looking for a bottom is as foolish as looking for a bottom in Bitcoin. Good luck.
ye but those are going THROUGH their respective countries. Hormuz went through international waters.
You're bearish on the AI market while using AI to do your memes for you. Curious 🤔
Same, bought dozens of pairs over 30 years, haven’t bought a pair in 7 years from them. Onitsuka Tigers make Nike’s look and feel like wooden clogs. There’s a GULF of difference in quality. \n\nNike is Fucked and has only themselves to blame
I think SPY has one more r\*tard pump in itself before financial collapse
Sold my shares today
The 30 yr just hit its highest in 19 years. Was there something that happened back then? Meh I'm sure it's irrelevant
did the orange guy shit himself im not watching
Been waiting to get a new truck for awhile. Rates just keep going up. Average new ones are like $50-70,000. Used are still around $50k unless you get 100k miles. No real improvements over them since like 2017. Average costs are like $600-800 a month. What the fuck?
You just die, and if you don't you hope it circles around to finish the job.
Nah
are we all buying $HTZ
Cmon Elon give us news 🙏
Not touching this market till I see bonds chill
BUYden market maybe over
This is so forced and nonsensical
bear so fucking retarded he doesn't realize using AI for bear memes is bullish for AI
for whom the strait tolls \m/
Those big luck wins are the best. Unfortunately, my site didnt take my 5k on Svitolina down a set and 2-5 in a second set tiebreaker where the opponent was serving twice, so she was +704. I hit max 6k and kept loading and loading and didn't go thru as she won the next point so the odds changed and then I didn't go for +395. \n\nSo similar situation, my frustrating try just didn't process, but did in fact come back and win, and the third set 6-0 bagel. Sorry if you don't understand tennis but it's the bowling 300 of winning a set at 6-0 that it's nicknamed a bagel haha.\n\nLet that dopamine cool off. Be smart. You know we all have been here so many times. Relax, watch a movie, go down rabbit holes on your favorite social media site, listen to some music, etc etc. \n\nMaking plays will never go away.
AI slop. Buy calls.
when did you buy?
lol
I accidentally bought a 765 Call instead of Put, and made $14. My biggest gain in a month. What is happening
fun fact: Markets will dump even further and even faster if 🥭 tries his fake peace deal BS again \n\n
You go bankrupt
They have a fetish for people disliking them. You’re literally playing into his fetish by insulting him
We were supposed to pump +10% today. Fckin hate how bear runs always get -10+% daily runs
Yes. World peace achieved
Swooooosh
you made slightly over a thousand with your image
Nobody buying basketball shoes anymore. Sorry
https://preview.redd.it/lvnknq578zjh1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d4b2ee9171dfe349eab22658e6dd5a206b50a0e8\n\nJumped to 19k at the peak and was happy for about a day
This AI slop proves there’s a long way to go in the AI trade. Calls confirmed thanks to
We about to head to April 2025 lows on midterms
Velieve
Guh
Crayon eaters emerge talking after the ship has sailed
Buying $40 puts just because you posted this.
bears suck
Oman bombing would be a bad idea
Someone should suggest putting windmills on his ballroom and his head might explode
"The Strait is open" (Theres a naval blockade)\n\n\-Don Tzu
$39 now lol
What’s so bearing about a -0.3% drop
It doesn't but it removes the US from negotiations so the strait will probably just reopen on its own but with tolls now
Strait at standstill
Nobody cares, post when you lose it
Admin doing everything they can to prop this shit up. Bottom is falling out after midterms.
AI is ruining everything (except my portfolio)
Either The Odyssey was made for regards or I’m regarded you tell me
BRENT BE TEASING IT THAT 91 OH BABY
let me know when we're back to ath. can't handle this bloodshed 🙀
More like learning from Bernie madoff
Yeah lol. Have you gotten back in yet? I feel like I should but I’m just so wary of this degree of volatility now
Yields are soaring and they will pull a deal out of their asses. Get ready for a mega pump this week
“Surely we won’t be wrong the 1026th time!”
Yup I started 2 years ago at 31. The fomo about my “lost” years is real though.
Who could have ever foreseen yields going up...
So many better brands out there now, get yourself a pair of Onitsuka Tigers and never look back. Join us, Brother
At least it's an effort to better the country, instead of spending like 5% of the countries GDP on wars that do nothing but increase cost of living. You can't opt out of that either and it's made you spend more money at home
Go to casino, distribute all money on roulette table. Hit and repeat until it’s enough to take a photo of
Check your taxes, your still paying for it 😆
Bro has swallowed the healthcare industry propaganda, hook line and sinker.
too many shit posting incels
Why is the market and and administration freaking out on a strait toll? We toll the Panama Canal, Egypt toll the Suez Canal. It was a matter of time straits will be tolled too.
So do we still believe in $HTZ guys?🥺🥲😭
No way its over priced lol
I hate Earl
Meeting over. Dump it
Why?
Ok... Don't Let Your Mind Stop You from having a Good Time!
naturally this means calls
that sounds like you are saving right now in your 30s? \nIf yes, then you are probably doing fine 💕
Generational bear trap
Bears can’t meme.
🥭: "We totally control the strait, but they can be a nuisance and put mines in the water."
Freak the fuck out before you lose all your money
Diesel trading at $170 barrel 🤭
Will Home Depot earnings moon this week because of all the soldiers coming home to spend their money on houses and home improvement like in WW2??
Next time I'm break even on Meta I am out. I keep saying it, but fuck back to -15% on this trash
lol that's not quite how it works
Buying sound hound AI
Im such a paper handed bitch fuck
Going to sell all my DRAM at 64-65
What is happening. What is going on.
First time I see you use that hand
My brother in shambles im still up like 3k on the day
All 0dte?
Super boring ass day
a pimp named Slickback
Brent 100 when?
Wen elong inside?
bad bot
What did you expect was gonna happen when everyone was saying its overbought and youre all buying at all time highs and not selling at all time highs
I hate AI slop man
TF! All are downtrending. What did orange man do this time?
Calls on steak omelettes
Ever heard of going short in a raging bull market ?
#Is this the best that bers can do? Punk ass fools! LMAO🤌🏾
Stop waking up: Problem solved!
Fuck off
VIX is bouncing off support. Here comes round 2, bols. Get out.
Top for the memory sector for a few days? I’m seeing some X "sophisticated" gurus talking about the sector again...after a 50%+ run over the last few days. That could a top signal
it is $100k per month, not for the length of his term
MOANS\n\nIf you remove Alphabet, hence the moaning
It doesn't, I meant more that it 'resolves Iran' as far as he is concerned.
Fucking ghey oil
Does it ever get tiring being a walking Dunning Kruger effect?
\n"To win the war, you must blockade their blockade and reparation their reparations."\nDon Tzu - Art of no Fucking Clue.
Interesting
Ber flag formed on spy get put before the next dump
Are you dumb? I said I made 250% (percent). Also same as OP.
is this happening bc womannen ar allowed to vot3?
Literally crayons
Forgot to add at the end 'calls it is'
$WETO going ham
I feel like nothing will happen until NVDA earnings next week
Fucking degenerates
We have not yet begun to dump\n\n Chief Sitting Bull
Strippers and coke when my puts print
250 billion wiped out ! As markets correct 0.4% on AI fears
No we can't
The easiest 5x of your life is to inverse my portfolio
6% 30 yield is gonna be funny
Screw ondas and kraken robotics. Full on turds.
Would the $100K access to Mayne Go tweets be considered a prepaid expense amortized over the rest of his term, or would it be an intangible asset like a license? 🧐
Quiet Piggy ber
MSFT is dragging the whole S&P down lol
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Or a giant TACO short squeeze!
I think we can all agree that pump from SPY 720 to 780 was completely uncalled for.
its been a bad day
CALLS CALLS CALLS
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No he just wanted their oil same as Vuvuzela
"ALL YOUR CALLS ARE MY MONEY NOW" -🏳️‍🌈🐻
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lol btfd
Wut
https://preview.redd.it/fcx27pal7zjh1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7d1641aa2a698c3098dfa64b71eff273bf6186a6\n\nidk what your buying
The guy saying how good klarna would move today better not come back
Your dad told me he loved me by the bins outside Wendy's
your job is sniffing cocks
80k paycheck I will be back too, in fact I don’t even need to invest if my paycheck is 80k
Pinned at a good spot to get some SPY puts before the EOD dump
How is smci not pumping but actually tanking today
$SNDK about to dump.
Cmon 🥭, midterms are near... Better start pumping. Some fake peace deal tweets are fine with me
4.73% 10 year yield and climbing. 5.33% 30 year. Probably not great.
AI can be cool sometimes lol
That's insanity. It's already the 10th largest company by market cap at $1.15T. You think it's going to end up top 5ish at $2.8 - 3.4T??? Worth more than Amazon???
Tits up. SPY down.
So what’s the taco tomorrow? We won’t bomb Oman?
It's really picked up on SPY
WICK DOWN STRAIGHT TO 770 DAMNNNNNN
Shrek cock on yield rates\n\nSeems pretty bad mkay
Plan is not in his vocab.
When I sneeze I say achooo
Do you have a real job?
Oil profits 📈📈
check youtube live streams big man talking
why do bears think this is cool\n\nlike brother no one likes you
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Like a short squeeze but for countries
What is with this guy and his ballroom... Jeez
when they open the 2x short etf on that tomorrow im going all in.
Guy who yoloed 50k on NKE 😬😬😬
Man oil is really going at it huh?
My god the volume on ES is non existent.\n\nWe gonna drop hard soon dude
I got some today
this made me laugh. love it! a price difference of 0.00003% will cause the whole tide to turn 😂
✋ I posted about it on friday 🙂
How does that resolve an energy crisis from oil shortages?
did trump plan for the war to turn out like this
Heres a brilliant idea 😘
SPY $765 puts for 8/21. Needs a correction before next leg up.
Got scared
Hormussy grabbed.
holy dump wtf
I want a friendly geeky animal loving black gf
Sold 20% of my DRAM
As a lawyer, you want the Court to think your ask is reasonable. If the Court thinks your ask is insane, they're more likely to find against you on something that will reduce the ask or get rid of the case because the Court is going to be the entity with its reputation on the line when it writes up the orders defending the jury's findings. So the states want to present their ask as not fatal to the company as a whole in order to proceed fully, then ask for what they can get from the jury; Meta is incentivized to present the ask as risking the solvency of the company and all of the jobs it supports in order to get parts thrown out or minimized, then argue for the lowest amount possible to the jury.
Hello, how was I supposed to make money today❓
Why? It just started tomorrow will be the peak fall
Today is so boring
He can just claim victory, or blame someone else (probably Israel at this rate) and start ignoring Iran entirely.
It wasn’t tiddies \n🍑⭕️🌮
When is 🌮 incoming? When crude hits $90 or tmrw is the question of the week.
Explain-me
It’s TOM LEE! :kek: :kek: :kek: :kek:
WOLF
No OCTOBEAR
Commenting for visibility
It's on the website
Never
Japan r FUKED
rugpull imminent
whenever you see over valued Msft hitting $500, buy puts. Your probability is high on your puts printing.
Rates seem pretty correlated to oil going up rn too.
Atta boy. This is your big one. Don’t squander it away.
For me it's coming up from parents basement, my collection is a pick of the finest garbage
We have a momentary down turn on USO, that sparked a move up in SPY. I was warning bols not fall for the move up
Neh
# DISLOYAL BEARS HATE THE SP500 AND TRUMPS BALLROOM\n\n# SOME FOLKS SAY THEY SHOULD BE SHOT ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Bagholding MSFT and META. Thank you
puts all the way
META bounce incoming
can you explain? id like to hear other people's opinions on price movement. I get that mu has many days where it peaks and sells off but with sndk doing fine whats changed today? just a regular red monday?
It was alright LMAO🤌
I am sure our Korean friends will buy the dip tonight. They have no reason to be mad at us, right?
Not yet, but it will tomorrow
If you want to feel better I saved tons of money and threw it into crypto and it became dust 😍😍😍 so lesson learned Buy stocks and be boring
oh were still laughing at u regardless
What stock is easiest +50% this week?
That we are in the golden age of fraud.
treasury yields spike, yen carry trade increases, BOJ forced to sell US treasuries to defend yen, treasuries spike even more. did i get that right?
that reddit call is legendary, did you know about the inclusion news or something.. or is it pure luck\n\n
I like draw cool line
this accounts for a 250k gain?
Post I saw was full butthole and vagina actually. \nIt’s not like I hate nudity but I’m not on Instagram for pornography
did you have fun tho?
Y’all retards don’t see two stocks holding this catastrophe up? Sell dumbass
Because it is the signal of Bear season😆
I don't see how mango resolves this Iran issue with eventually putting troops on the ground
NFLX anyone ?
!remindme 1yr
knew those msft puts would pan out when u all were laughing at me\n\njust had to go down 84% first
Funny how QQQ can put in a $1.00 1 minute green candle just when you but a put.
yeah, that's different than 'You can say that about every single day then.' lol. Besides not every rotation is of equal weight or importance. Context matters.
Which is why everyone is buying from outlets and other low priced options.
You can always click “Not interested” …
Millennials grew up ignorantly worshipping Nike because their competitors were even more shit. Now that Nike is the shit-king, millennials are looking elsewhere.\n\nThey were the only shoes I bought for 21 years (age 9–>30) and I haven’t bought a pair since 2020 now, literally wouldn’t dream of it. They Destroyed their brand value, mostly with shit quality combined with ever increasing prices. But also when they decided to double down on alienating half their customers, politically. \n\nThey’re the largest employer in my state, and I still root for their downfall. Nike is Fucked.
Stocks dont stay hot forever
You said USO reversing back and and it’s still ripping up. Am I missing something?
750
Also, if anyone has any black cherry flavored red crayons I’m in the market.
who?
🥭trying to impress young boy on couch next to him.
$39.02. Your gone opp
Here you go. Bought 7 contracts at 280. Sold 5, at 250% then two the remainder as you can see.\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/5vny6pby6zjh1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=58b7e8ad6c90dfd37ff3491f354dc0833773dda0
Yes
your whore name is your first name followed by your last name.
around Q4 2026 earnings
39.02 ITS NOT LOOKING TOO GOOD 😭
its called tradingview you fucking retard
Everyone is egalitarian until that first check clears
No but that’s not the point. The platform does in fact push harmful and explicit content to people and kids while financially benefiting. They should be sued 🤷‍♂️
🍑 don't mean shit if you can't get the upper chamber to convict. At this point it's a punch card.
That's what I'm thinking. They have gotta sell off a little bit
the funniest thing about the iran war is that they don't even need a nuke anymore
I buy SPY. It's 100% win rate if you hold for 25 years
Not looking great. If I can get a power hour day today or tomorrow I'll be OK.
I’m a Europoor and I wasted my 20s saving nothing at all. I’m ruined 🤌
nah fuck this if you draw gotta draw it with a knife carve a permanent line on there
Yeah I think it is finally time for oil to move in a real way. It is crazy that oil is this low with no end in sight to the Iran situation.
Should I buy amd?
Nike is in a precarious spot because the market is over saturated, their shoes (and apparel in general) don't have the social power they used to, and people just aren't shopping in stores much anymore.\n\nI'm not sure I'd bet hard on Nike being anything more than a mediocre stock unless something changes significantly.
Another day of NVDA moving absolutely no where
My bad amigo, misunderstood your phrasing
Spy barely even down, why are bers even celebrating? This was your big day?
when should I buy META?
they started doing that a loooong time ago tho
Can't even afford an s.
Does anyone else find it kinda bizarre? Why now? Compute has always been a commodity. I mean AWS/Azure/GCP have been around a long time selling compute for massive profits. \n\nI guess with all the new datacenters not owned by FAANG they can get in on on it?
That lawsuit is not something I wanna be involved in
TLT is extremely overvalued. \ncalls on US treasury yields
Why would the lawyers say that? I mean, take them for trillions if you can, right?
You can also go into a family emergency center for $100 and get seen right away 🤷🏽‍♂️
Haha
6K paycheck? Dude, read the sign; only retarded children are allowed to play here
Holy shit if anyone else did what this guy did their career would be over lol
Sell it all, idc anymoar 🙂‍↔️
1000
They finally embraced the fact average user is crayon eating degenerate
Luckily there are a lot of puts in place, otherwise this would have dropped like a rock
at this point, MU needs to give up ALL of its gains so we can just fucking tank
i thought talks were going well?!?!
Copy
Call it, what price will mu close at
You might as well buy TLT bc SPY is NOT going up without it. Even if TLT turns doesn’t mean SPY will but R/R better there
What does Spx do?
No
Glad I sold my INTC calls
Well, I got good new and a bad new. Good new is I decided to go on a diet, bad new is I can't afford food
klarna will go to zero
SPCX puts print
Are you doing all ODTE?
Idk where you’re from, but that govt funded healthcare is trash. Doctors don’t care. We have some of the best doctors and surgeons in the world in the US and it’s not forced to pay for healthcare
:dance:
That's why it's a meme.
Lol
# BE QUIET!
There have been massive rotations (like today) we have seen so many times in the past
iren bound to run up pre earnings no?
They're a garbage bank no matter how much money they make. Do yourself a favor and invest in the banks that didn't underwrite SpaceX's IPO. But do invest in $JPMCco cause you might need the help.
If you can pull such stupid stunt no backup clearly you shouldn’t go to college. \n\nEducation can’t save you
and removed from office
🥭and Kim Jong Un now bros.
I prefer xom su dvn personally. So many of these companies are dirt cheap because of this stigma around fossil fuels and this belief that the cycle will be quick. Once people find out it's not going to be over quick the stocks should rerate pretty hard.
Qqq not going 725
Na literally word for word
Are we gearing up for a SeptemBEAR?
If I were bol I would sell
SPX 7755 to 7795, or 7755 to 7725, would be a microscopic +/- 0.39% move and yet it feels wildly unrealistic because of how thoroughly MMs have clamped down on this chart
KIMS A GOOD GUY\n\nDEMOCRAPS JUST CANT ACCEPT THAT\n\nSAFER
Welp all the way back to break even on NOW do I just sell it
less if he is \n\nIMPeached
QQQ 725 is a meme.
YOU ARE FAKE NEWS
he's gonna get restrained though
Act like a tennis shoe and just do it
We still pay exponentially more for healthcare in the US, with worse outcomes, but go off regard.
AMD stagnant why?
"I'm back"\n\nDid you delete the app after your last playthrough?
🥭 is gonna fumble a lot more shit.\n\n2 more years left of this retardedness
Y’all hear that Iran can’t have a nuke? Infinity war.
It reverse split a month ago and has decayed to close to that bottom
I don’t think he prayed… \n\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/zzkgr3ad6zjh1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a9ebc2513ae645caa3049916754f627200f2f82c
Not really. The market has been very telling. The inky things that’s held it back is Iran News but even that has been washed out. Really good earnings lately. Cpi and ppi good. Job market good, no hikes. Stocks were already down 30-50%. Just have to be patient. Even some Trump tweets helped lol
Next you will learn to buy when your emotions tell you to sell to get the pain to stop.
**BanBet Lost** — /u/Scarfaceb1tch (3W - 3L, 50%)\n\n| Ticker | Entry → Target | Move | Time | Result |\n|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|\n| **MU** ▼ | $1016.40 → $1000.00 | -1.6% | 4h | Lost |
BUYden market actually over this time?
https://preview.redd.it/bfnj2ljc6zjh1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cd465e4afb008bd6f582d90e5bb248db7291e243
exactly the point...
What have yall done
Typing on my phone usually goes this way lol
except every day isn't like the kind of action we are seeing across assets and sectors... lol what in the world are you talking about
Sandick making generational bagholders
Most of it came from selling other stocks I had in other sectors, wasn't planned, just couldn't help myself.
Got some cheese between my groin
She’s the one who will break the book
Great move, have some nov 280 calls and a ton of shares
i'm green. maybe y'all should stop gambling on shit you don't understand
It’s on the 2nd image. $775 and 0DTe 8/17
It's the copium talking lol
My health care is only like $500 month for excellent coverage. If I moved to Europe I’d get bent over for 10x that on taxes in exchange for “free doctors” lol
TELL EM DONNIE\n\nPAY UP U DEADBEATS\n\n
https://preview.redd.it/06ykki066zjh1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=67ed091715cea9d5841c844e7729ec5ee1764942\n\nHere here
Gonna need some major QE to keep things from getting to double digits at this rate.
Not looking well for OP
Ahh man :/ hope you’re not down too much
Sold my spcx puts too early fuck
lmao post buy prices bro
god damn. a call for 3k mid September really going for $6k right now?\n\nnvm, I see its for 2027 and that you're "down" $6k off a $41k premium
Damn, Bury really is right, isn't he.
Scalped 2k with TSLA covered calls today. That's enough for me.
SPY we are going to fuck around and find out with some 774s now
Cvx, Xom check
Lots of time for this one. Keep buying. Easily can be 300+ by eoy
oh that makes perfect sense because they kinda rhyme
PYPL SEP $75 calls are literally free money
NVD-GUH
It performed like btc 😂
A check assume 1 check
Which means a talks going well tweet will absolutely moon us
Last hour dumpy or pumpy
# Shorting tf out of Sandick 50% in like one week yeah free money on puts LMAO🤌
I had them since Thursday but still.
China simps always come running out to defend lol\n\nIts best to not even bother with china scam stocks, so many good american companies that actually prioritize investors instead of Xi.
$AXTI absolutely monstrous
That's what I'm doing
its right at 200 ema overhead, big resistance potentially
I turned about $240 to 1k with QQQ same time period, so it's real. About 250-270%
I like $NKE, robotic shoes
The only way for us to get rich is pay for Trump Twitter Premium to find out which stocks to short or just go all in on Nancy Pelosi ETF
Do you seriously not know there was a major story on this?\n\nhttps://www.wsj.com/articles/the-facebook-files-11631713039\n\nInternal documents, firsthand sources, etc.\n\nWhere do you think these lawsuits got started?
Fuk it. Send it to 771
Facts what is this 2012?
Lol im regard
ah, but what is a win when losing is such excitement.?!
Actual ceasefire? Never.\n\nCeasefire announcement? In a day or two if oil and bonds keep ripping.
At least I won’t think about my portfolio when I’m sitting in a tank outside Tehran
Have you seen something about SpaceX on Facebook, then search details of it on Google, created basics via ChatGPT, and finally refined it with Claude to construct this???
Bro what earnings are today
You can say that about every single day then.
The volume was booty cheeks today what made you think a call would be smart?
Not to mention pulling their products off retail shelves and making you go to Nike.com. Retailers of course responded by stocking with Hoka, ON and more variety with NB, asics, etc. Basically Nike helped dig their own grave. That too will be studied in business schools for decades to come. Make your product harder to buy, give your competitors more space to display their products, and reduce the quality to improve short-term margins. Brilliant
Bond futures like 0.4% away from multi decade lows. If that breaks yields will spike up.
Manipulation. Headline is there's a partnership between TSLA and SPCX to do a demonstration of a flying car using cold gas thrusters with no one inside.
Reads like a story from little critter. My toddlers favorite is I was so mad…
A stock repeatedly testing a support floor is always a sign of a great buy.\n\nLike Marv and Harry testing floor boards in home alone 2.
Even he inverses logic. No wonder he does so good in the market
Wake up happy, go to bed sad. Day in the life of a retarded trader.
/always was
Do you think a hospital just wouldn’t see you? We can walk in to a family emergency center for 100 bucks too btw
bruh what in the ohio do u mean\n\n
If they weren’t strong spy was going to be like 770
Good one
What are the best sources to learn option trading?
where
Limit down tonight
Yeah, definitely looking like the move rn with bond yields and oil spiking like crazy
I’m betting on $BULL here before the earnings. Chart too bullish
Buy Now, Lose Later
Crazy how all of this will lead into a Black Tuesday swan event. You really can't get much more warning than this...
watch them pin it right here after everyone bought options on that drop
what if semis aren't actually strong today, they are just getting temporarily propped up to prevent full blown panic while everything else is steadily unloaded
You should be.
I would’ve actually walked off a building you’re better than me already brother
MSFT once again a cuck stock
SNDQ and NBIZ must be free money here
Oh shit 🥭 talking, gotta close all positions
For me, it’s KFC.\n\nOh how I loathe the colonel with his wee beady eyes and that smug look on his face, “ohh, you’re gonna buy my chicken ohh.”\n\nPlus he puts an addictive chemical in the chicken that makes you crave it fortnightly.
XLE
Yeah right, I’m not investing in Monsters University. That place has gone downhill since Sully and Mike W. were students there
another sucker punch down big red doom candle incoming on SPY
I am going to sell 29 stocks of CRWV at $108, whatch the price go up after 🥳
ok ok wake up green green yayayay money money go to lunch oh ohno mangus bomb the oman mans yayayaya money gone money gone oh no oh oh no WHY HAPPEN?!?!?
Flatty ass barely red markets with no big macro economic news making waves. Shits more boring than watching paint dry.
Goofy thinks he gets free healthcare but pays ridiculous taxes and no choice to opt out
YOLO, ich werde heute zum Handelsschluss mit einem 5x-Hebel und 6.000 € einsteigen. 😎📈\n\nAlle hassen Nike, die Aktie liegt am Boden – und genau dann könnte der Swoosh wieder anfangen zu fliegen. 🪽👟
It frightens me that this could be a real quote and Im too scared to check
What's 🥭 talking about now? He's live
It will probably wrestle with /cl $90 before it shoots up to test $100 again
Why stop there? Get a loan
It'll zoom past that when SPR is shut off. It'll probably normalize around there, though.
I was considering that possibility
If they only had a Nobel Piece (of shit) prize i'd feel even better.\n\nIf they made the "of shit" part small enough he'd never notice that....or the misspelling
cute for my XLE mang
why spacex up.?
is price to sales an actual useful metric or just a way to make garbage money pits sound cheap
AHHHHH
It's so difficult to have an earnest conversation in this sub, everyone is such a sarcastic asshole (including myself, normally)
uh oh SDK
Yeah, sorry about what i did to yours
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Well we play this game called, dont get hit by a bus. It works most of the time. And when it doesnt, you try to sue!
We are either going to see a rip into the close or a huge sell-off. Its got those vibes.
honestly why not at this point
Back to school is happening and shoes are around $100 for a pair. Yea, this gonna moon.
brb gonna check the RDDT stock sub to see the meltdown
don't buy uso, just buy the energy companies
Come down and tell everyone about your stock collection honey
Preferably within the next three weeks so my calls print 😆
I’m hoping it goes to zero. \nI’ll certainly take a knee for that.
FYI that settlement was 190b…. In the 90s
sometimes I like to mix drinks in my shaker cup and then keep the empty cups in the fridge so I can have a little sippy sip flavor to my gym water
Anyone playing $SOXS?
Can I has payckeck in exchange for 250K? Thank you kindly good sir!
This market fuckin sucks
No matter how bearish this gets, we are only one fake “peace talks gaining traction again” announcement away from going on a bull run. 🥭 has this market by its balls and we are it’s cucks.
🥭 traded his "get out of war" card during vietnam. Buddy doesnt realize he cant "bone spurs" outa being the US prez
Oh, so only thing going up again is memory\n\nZzzzz
Soooo no V today huh? Soon as I jump into spy calls. Fuck.
why not today
oil, gold and butt corn rolling
Looks like hitting replace order on robinhoods website no longer instantly cancels your previous order\n\nDont get trapped
Pure luck I missed out by selling MU calls too early was mad at the market so got puts
USO to 150 when?
🥭: "USO 200 is a small price to pay so that Iran can NEVER have a nuclear weapon! Praise be to Allah."
I hate mondays 😡
Its bonds bro. Carry trade failing is making a comeback. Bessent's attempt to help didn't work. Death spiral.
VIX looking like my morning wood
Sold SNDK for RDDT at open after the insane 70% swing. Little did I know of its retrd strength..
Bro there’s no fucking V it’s almost September and tech is sitting near all time high with macro pressures increasing
So many options expire Wednesday. Thursday and Friday will be when the market makes its real move, anything that happens then is irrelevant
Reddit will fly tomorrow?
how did you do that?! how are these people doing this 😭
If you are spending that kind of cash and willing to wait... check out Netlist. Currently trading around $6 and headed to $15+ by end of year.
He meant an easy 2x loss
I thought u were being sarcastic
Idk meta maybe enough? Should ve sold my call this morning fuck
One of these days I’m gonna snap and just go all in on SPY fds
🥭 fucktard never had control of this thing from day 1. whatever happens in the market is despite the fucktard. now imagine what it would be like if we had sleepy's chick instead.
I’m not doing that great today because of Reddit, but at least I’m not the guy that made that Nike post this morning.
I love that people are buying Spacex again because their most recent rocket didn't implode. Wait till they see their losses next quarter.
MORE\n\nMORE\n\n# MORE\n\n# (SPY -1% EOD)
It's a gambling addiction...you can buy both calls and puts at the same time and see both lose value, but still continue to buy and hope for a win 🫪
True but it's also not my strategy, I hope things go as I foresee then BUT admittedly I did way less research on this one that I could've done\n\nIntended to buy an SMCI call a couple of weeks back when it was at 22.8 usd with a post-earnings strike of 27, that wouldve been juicy, still made good profit with just buying the stock tho\n\nBut yes research on this one could've been betrer
Where is the turd who told me to buy SOFI at 29 for easy 2x ....... Reveal yourself
# Do a flip
🥭 think it's cute to let Oil rip
Peen still small in that scenario.
Down forever. We bulls are cooked 🥩
I was saying that longs on SPY should get out... so you are not inversing me at all lol
I wouldn’t mind seeing a world where shareholders and executives had to face consequences.
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Put premiums becoming expensive Ruh roh bol
I swear to god if it V right now after stopping me out.
Out of pure curiosity from a live tennis capper - what drew you to SPY and compelled you to go all in on it? \n\nWas there something in the news that you found that gave you the "hunch," or just shooting darts and getting lucky?\n\nAnd if we dont have luck, youll never win - so I wasnt saying that in a bad way. I wish I had more luck than skill. First 3 tickets last Friday were serving for my win and all 3 got broke and all 3 got leads in the tiebreaker (first to 7, win by 2), and all 3 lost. Right reads, wrong outcomes.
Close the fucking casino
This is real. I also made about 270% in the same period with QQQ. 40 cents to $1.4 and $1.5. Same day exp; but it was about $200 to $1000, not his 84k to 250k
He actually did. Little known fact, it is where the delete reference comes from. He was actually an early Redditor and frequent poster until he got high on his own supply in 2008. His famous last Redditor words: I will delete my account if ConocoPhillips isn't the best buy ever...\n\nWe will always miss u/OracleOfOmaha69
Once I get my social media addiction check from META lawsuit, I am going to sue RDDT and WSB more specifically, next.\n\nThis mental anguish will not stand, man
lotta folks loading up on nbiz today
I mean it is an 8-year-old account. So it is a shit ton of data. There's a lot you can't do on Reddit if you don't have enough karma and an older account
Nice FU from 10 yrs to deludu bols today 😂
As long as nobody realizes a healthy chunk of this quarter's earnings were from tariff refunds, we're gtg!
Elmo talking positively about micron really ruined my view on it.
Inversing by holding my USO calls, thank you for your service
Larry Stink also has to stop microwaving fish heads
unless she has a boyfriend making you think it's you
^SPY 7890 calls for Friday c'mon mr.V!
Combine that with gutting FEMA before a monster hurricane season. Gonna be so fun
Absolutely nothing about the META suit is new information, this was known since June. Algos manipulating retail to harvest stop losses before end of day bounce, works every time.
Guys\n\nI'm starting to think that mango doesn't have this Iran thing under control...
Spy needs to go to 750 or 800, stop bouncing around
holy shit i feel poorer than i did when obsleeper leftr office
Anyone that has an issue with particular tickers being evil needs to take a good hard look at their precious VTI/VOO, take responsibility and go all cash\n\nYou can’t have it both ways. might as well make extra money while everyone’s 401k juices the baddies anyway
yes
Why not before earnings
The ROI for all the ceasefire/raining hellfire tweets will be well worth it
Turned a paycheck into 250K? WTF do you do for an 84k paycheck?
I just got stopped out of my calls. It's about to V. -$6k today
# all my positions getting slaughtered like crazy.... dude wtf????
until market close on friday
Completely avoidable, this is so stupid
Oil prices higher for longer
I wish I bought as much oil today as I did worthless tech stocks.
Did you just have a bunch of cash sitting and waiting for an opportunity or did you sell other stocks to buy these. My issue is that I was 100% invested
Ne1 else here making serious cash in IOVA?
Bought calls, so of course we went down today. \n\n
Best thing to do when losing a war is to bomb one of your allies.
That Larry stink guy called it, 7750
Yes Sep 18 25c
MU MU, Buckaroo.
it was a momentary analysis, what are you talking about? I was literally warning people not to expect a V on SPY
SPCX needs to hit 150, why am i getting blue balled 😭😭
If you want SPY to go up, just sell your calls now
When the Commander-in-Queef tells you to buy options, you buy options.
It will move in exactly the way it needs to drain premiums out of both calls and puts
Nah man, memory stock prices dropping just means the AI bubble popped, you wouldn’t understand.
I will skip snack before dinner if Nike stock closes below $40 today News flash: no one cares
Google literally sells your personal data and every search you make to data brokers and gives that same data over to the government whenever asked. Amazon sells you garbage you don't need to keep people addicted to consumerism, Apple is the same story. I don't see what is so different between them and Meta.
What dangers? It’s not like you get lung cancer from Facebook. \n\nSo what dangers can irrefutably be linked to using Facebook? Eye damage from looking at a screen? Depression? Good luck proving it’s from Facebook and not something else in your life, etc.
Iran tensions will be the reason for every move of the market, up or down, for the foreseeable future.
Forget the bond stuff and the oil and everything else. And take a look at these AI earnings. OK. We good. It’s all good.
How many days is the next ceasefire gonna be? No way dumb fuck allows this to go full tits up… right?
under 39 now. betting on china garbage going UP in price is top notch wsb
first options trade this year and its 0dte spy calls going to 0, I'm home
Congratulations. Now buy yourself something nice, slice off the fat and actually invest it towards a melange of good ETFs. Let it cook. In the meantime, you'll have a good toy and story to brag about.
Man who says he will never be a gay bear again becomes a gay bear
The good news: Hormuz is under control.\n\nThe bad news: of Iran.
Post history checks out - congrats and fuck you.
Another day of melting slowing down.
No. Sell it, and buy yourself dinner with the $ you get back.\n\nGirl math. It was going to zero. So if you sell now. Dinner is free.\n\nJokes aside, even if it ticks close to 775, theta takes it anyway. We’re not going to see a sudden spike to 775. Not with the price action we’re seeing.
Nearly? Can you name a few that don’t want that? Every for profit firm in SV is all about the greater good. That is… whichever option is a greater good for their profit is the option they support, regardless of the other costs that must be borne by society.
The rich may feel like they have to make META the sacrificial lamb.\n\n"AI is good and helps people get good information. Social media is evil, makes people manic and amplifies the worst ideas."\n\nI would be careful assuming this is a small judgement. At least not go too all in on the stock.