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Is try to buy 1DTE calls throughout the day when you can get in at the lowest, then focus on mainly 0DTE puts at the top of the waves a bad play?
I have 10 150cs for SPY on Friday ask me how regarded I am
Are you the wanker that caused today's run?
Remember when SMCI crashed to $19 and I started buying? Pepperidge Farm remembers.
I’m gambling on Figma, XRP and CAVA and my wife has just been watching her portfolio quintuple holding thousands of GOOG and doing nothing.
Yes
Come onnnnn MU look alive
DEADAHH CUH NOW PRAY WITH ME ❤️
Thank you
RKLB
Hey buddy, you just blow in from stupid town?
2k on mine 🤷🏼‍♂️
Definitely a risk, but you make it sound easy to just build foundries and replace the existing main players in memory. Why don't other countries create foundries to compete with NVDA and TSM? Because it is super costly, takes a lot of time, and you have to prove you have better tech than the existing options, which is not easy to do.
I can’t stand the guy
Yes just now 15 minutes ago. Check x
NBIS has a P/E of 440, that’s nice
don't bluff. you will never learn. you'll go buy another PUT the moment you breakeven.
Loading up on Reddit again here. I spend half my waking hours on it.
Maybe your iq is lower than your permabol friend
I have never made so much money in 24 hours in my entire life, thanks semis
try timing it better
Anyone know what is the record for the highest quarterly earnings \[net income\] ever reported?
Am I the only one who made money on puts today?
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Delete app
Ok well when iPhone came out, you sell Nokia? Whats the issue \n\nIf there’s another google service that comes out I’ll look into selling some shares, and buying the new company with that money… that way I have both Google and the new one.. and if Google is really dying just close the position
Since it got banned, check out this video I made on Intel. \n\nhttps://youtu.be/zK42X_ppRFQ?si=VIM0tYdrOQ3AeYc2
I sell and I paperhand. \n\nI hold and it flips against me. \n\nwtf?!?
Where are you getting the EPS target of $80? Isn’t consensus $100 for FY27?
How many gallons is that tank?
Probably gonna be next march
QQQ 700 coming soon 😘
username checks out
I AM ONCE AGAIN IN THE NEGATIVES IN MY PUTS. PLEASE GO BACK TO BE I WONT BE GREEDY AGAIN 🙏
Man.
fake stuff going to hit 1.50 after hours
Mcdonalds has gotten to the point where it's so expensive that I'll just make my own burger at home
No
Circle jerk to the moon
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I hate you
Oh he mad
You live under a rock?
the crash later in the summer is going to be BIBLICAL
As someone with red green color-blindness still don’t get the diff between gains and losses
Arm deez nuts
EOM 100 bagger
Warren Buffet is that you?
> Receive [wealth or prosperity] without arrogance; and\nbe ready to let it go.\n\nMarcus Aurelius Meditations VIII.33
# Only cringe thing is u even typing that LMFAOOOOO
Calls they’re reducing overhead, boosting Mobil sales, saying AI on the calls and Americans are still big lazy fatasses.
Yes
800 july
Looks like all the oil money is going toward AMD…probably should stay put til Friday at a minimum…👍
It was fairly stable. It was just called that by people gambling on it with options.
So just buy way otm 2dte calls? Is that really the move??
How come this guy Mark Chakin on CNBC is so good timing the top and bottom and still selling his program?
Puts on Tessler and MicroPenis looks like free money
There are no fingerprints deep under water. Nothing to tie one to a crime.
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QQQ 700 in striking distance
the circle jerk continues
Bears can't afford to fill their gas tanks anymore...😅
Bro I can also trade a straddle and only post the side that makes money.
Beyond my meat
to sndk was a bitch
Semiconductor etf is basically at ath. I don't trust this whole sector.
some of you guys have a port that consists of MSFT, META, and RDDT and it shows
Damn son
🥭
Priced in
Looking for advice. Trying not to be greedy. Should I do SPY 800 calls for June or 900 for July? Obviously the first will be a 60 bagger or so. But July is probably at least a 40 bagger. Just want to maximize profits.
They got my granny with a bazooka
🥭 says the darndest things \n\nLook at those boats pew pew 😂
Why do the Wuthering Waves mods have power here? Did you guys lose a bet?
The cost of shares was 250k The dude was already filthy rich.
Sure lol. Sound like a MSFT and Meta bag holder 😂😂😂
Good luck, may the bags grow forever in your favor
total puts
Thumbs up if you like NVDA May 22 $235 calls for easy money
I sold INTC at $21
Trust me. Everyone knows that
Where are you seeing this? Different from yesterday?
Let’s go GOOG
dgxx next
My grandma just dumped her whole reverse mortgage into AI.
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Aren't McDonald's earnings pretty stable? Unless they decide to run a datacenter in every restaurant.
I genuinely have a problem I keep doing things opposite
It's not. To make money you need to have money.
Bro your profile is too cringe to be trying to flex like this
every fibre and cell in my body says buy
Half tank was $38 the other day for me. Really cool
SHOP
F u don’t you dare talk to my gf like that
I sold my shares at $32.90 like 2 weeks ago for small profit after buying at $30 a year and a half ago and not selling when I was up 100%. Last couple days I was getting FOMO and tempted to buy back in thinking it was heading up then just saw it nose dive below where I sold. And I’m still tempted to buy back in
Not my fault you didn’t read the fine print on Celsius your not supposed to drink the product you invest in
Why did AMD popped off?
Some people out here spitting on my dreams
We all know a correction is coming but only when there is no money for puts
BBC , check their Iran commentary
Thought on MCD. I’m leaning more into puts
This is the next NVDA! Started buying last week and don’t regret it!
My mind says buy but my body also says buy too
Market must be American. Such hugggge pen15
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ur grandma seemed pretty aight.
Congratulations mission accomplished
Once everything is merged so much Elon value will be evaporated. No more deals from left pocket to right pocket
IM BREAKEVEN ON MY PUTS NOW. I WANT PROFITS #FUKBOLS
Sauce?
I bought oklo shares while I'm on PDT.
Just go all in on calls now and cut that put loser
The MS Outlook search function is such garbage. Never actually gives me the results I'm looking for. And yet, you regards buy their stock???
Gayyyyy
Infecting every missile with dirty talk addicted ai girlfriend.
SMCI about to take off 🚀
If there’s one thing I’ve learned these past 365 days it’s that you never ever bet against 🥭. Just go ahead and add him to mt Rushmore already
Take up memory and space, since it can't be Uninstalled. \n\nI have never once used it on my phone. Alexa at home is only used for background music and oven timers.
Wow
Damn, rip Kyle Loftis
but what did you do with your gas tank?
Sounds bullish bears can now get to Wendy’s
Go with a shoe company. Much easier to bootstrap off Alibaba.
As president i hear he comes highly regarded
ANUS is a better value stock
No
Living the dream as a white collar male prostitute. This is as close to Pretty Woman a guy will ever get.
MSFT will do a surprise catch up soon or later
People who bought SNDK in autumn of last year and held, must be feeling like absolute kings. Can't blame em and i am very much jealous
Dude it was up like 14% yesterday. Even NVDA in its prime didn’t lock in double digit days every single day. Zoom out a little
Bought puts
So Iran tankers being attacked and oil still not recovered? When?
It's still going up lmaoo, they V every dip.
#The Greatest Show on Earth
ARM 190 puts
q5
ISYMFS
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RIP. Time to open another account.
Cost me $34 to fill up my Prius wtf
Meh. Kind of a bummer day. Tomorrow we should be on track for +2% again.
The Raquel. 🚀
Dope
Love a big green dick
What the you driving?
why didnt u buy QBTS at 12 quantum is at lows only IONQ up 82% past month
Why did it drop? 😅
Hold till zero. Then cry. Wendy’s welcomed you
the average person can't even afford mcdonalds anymore
Everything is pumping except MSFT LMAO
50/50
Wolfspeed misses earnings and shares gain 30%\n\nSure, great time to buy btw
All this talk about comparing this market to the .com era got me to wax poetic at lunch about how crazy and new everything felt. Like I was telling the story about my parents buying me my first PC, a 486, and bringing home from Electronics Boutique my first two PC games: X-Wing and Wolfenstein 3D. And Wolfenstein 3D had this shareware included of the first episode of a little game called "DOOM." And everything with the Internet just felt magical, from [Battle.net](http://Battle.net) being like our first real online game launcher of real value to ICQ and IRC and AOL Instant messenger...\n\nAnd then I think in 2-3 decades kids will tell similar stories about AI porn and AI slop.
Bullish
THIS SMALL PUT SCALPING HAS TURNED INTO A 3K POSITION HELP
How we feeling about memory?\n\nIt's not super strong today
RDDT options fucked me out of $4K sick
Yeah but he doesn't get his trillion dollar payout unless he's shipped a million robots and there's 10 million self driving subscriptions or somesuch other nonsense.\n\nIf it starts to happen by, say, charging a dollar a month for self driving to technically fulfill the requirement, that should be your warning that the merger will happen.
You guys been shitposting here? No day drinking? Cool, Cool.
Ah who cares. Just get hit with a failure to deliver- that’s what all the pros do!
Why
Nah puts on both earnings, won 1 lost 1
https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/s/jvS0cQH5xL
Never down ever again. You hear me mother fucker
If he is not dumb hé will never sell , and live on the the dividends
That tiny 1 pm shitdip was literally the last 30 minute red candle of 2026.
You've got balls of steel my friend
Haha, thanks potus, made a fortune with intel
Only 620,000...\nPut me down for 2
It doesn’t have cannons.
lol spy only had 20k volume in 1 minute that’s absolutely nothing
I hope but idk how real it is
#TLDR\n\n---\n\nTicker: MRLN\n\nDirection: Up\n\nPrognosis: Buy shares and ride the military-industrial complex's blank checks\n\nBusiness Model: Slapping an autonomous AI "brain" into boomer cargo planes so the military doesn't need pilots\n\nCheat Code: Board of Directors is basically the Deep State (packed with former Pentagon, DoD, and US Navy heavy-hitters)
100
Occidental is the biggest dumpster fire ever assembled. They hedged a portion of their oil right before the war lmao.
i just filled up an hour ago, $77
the longer i'm holding, the longer it'll go down
He is sitting on 2 million dollars today. Assuming he held of course, still insane.
Hentai virus causes the war to end, market goes up 10000 pts
Bit depressing that they will probably destroy the seabed and life just for some metal potatoes and profit
It’s falling pretty hard tho…
Yikes
thats actaully mean, this guy in the picture would actaully be intelligent.\n\n\nhe would be an better leader.
i went for XNDU because that 60% drop a few days ago
Very encouraging follow-through
Calls it is
Lemme get the Raiders to win the Super Bowl for uh.... 39 trillion
But what did you buy??
Let me guess, you bought calls on last Q’s earnings and puts on this one?
Who even eats McDonalds
Please no ☹ i swore to only buy quantum at lows, never at ath.
Honeslty disappointed in micron
Oh god please let me break even on these puts PLEASE!!!
there are no more bears. You're yelling into the void
Bers don't fill their gas tanks
So I could make a start up with semiconductor in the name tied to ai and I would become a multimillion dollar corporation. Hmmm
It's not zero sum
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Anybody buying ANET? Calls or stock?
LITE calls are free money
DGXX
People are sleeping on McDonalds with earnings dropping tomorrow
No crying in the Casino... Gitgud.
I will reply to all of ur comments
are you me? lol\n\n800 shares 86 cost basis. \n\nbought a free collar by buying 70put and selling 150call\n\nso basically i've hit my max gains already\n\nsold 140calls about a month ago. took a 15k loss on it when it hit 150. then i sold 240 calls when the stock price stagnated at 160 and once again i'm down 8k on it\n\nalmost 1/2 of my max 51.2k profit from shares is now erased by my CC losses.\n\nbut i'm still holding my 240 calls\n\ngood news is that NBIS offered convertible bonds for 2033 if price goes above $180 for 3months, so there might be a sell wall soon as we're above it now.\n\nwe shall see
There are other casinos
What are the odds of SPY up 1% again tmr
I feel like INTC is just gonna shoot high as soon as I sell my calls
Meh. I’ve got time and a strong stomach. This is nothing.
SOUN is trying to breakout before earnings agentic ai is going to print
Thanks WSB Booger
I literally just doubled down so yeah TSLA going to 419 today
Bears CRYING REALLY FUCKING HARD LMAOOOO
733 EOD
shrek dicks incoming
She must've used teeth
He rambles. Hes talking about missles and reagan star wars.
I wake up some nights fearing that this overpriced market will come crashing down. I wake up some nights fearing that I'm not invested heavily enough and I'll miss out.\nThat's what I call a well balanced port.
Honestly not a bad way to assess. I have also noticed more middle income families at my local GO’s as gas prices rise above $6/gallon in California. \n\nWhat sucks is SNAP benifits don’t seem to be coming back anytime soon.
This dip into 730 is basically a bear market, and we're recovering
Fake meat is a dollar. I don’t know what is means but it’s provocative
https://preview.redd.it/stadgrhpwjzg1.png?width=320&format=png&auto=webp&s=edcfe0e19896fdb87ea27750239d57aeae346885
i think quantum is gonna be back stronger than ever
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Only after close will it go anywhere
Hey bers, I just ate a meatball sub.
I give you 1 position, not all my portfolio. Red but deadline is August...\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/261u5clnwjzg1.jpeg?width=631&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=222059bf7755fc27003540e22a64dd5af51331a3
Bullish.
arm puts?
I'm actually terrified of a 1929+2000+2008 style wipeout. Like, i can't even imagine how cataclysmic this reset will be. For that alone i will stack physical gold.
Almost break even in my AMZN buys from 7 am this morning \n\n\n💀
Roll it out to 2027? Or just hold it until the extrinsic value is gone, then roll
nothing to see here just the president of the United States releasing AI slop memes about him manipulating the stock market.
I know exactly what I'm talking about. We saw the exact same thing with his car company.\n\nAgain, SpaceX IS LOSING MONEY despite the government subsidies and whatnot. Another scam.
Proof?
To paraphrase CT Fletcher:\n\n \nSandisk, I **COMMAND YOU TO** **PUMP**
What just happened
Im such a fuckint idiot
That means it’s going down
Me when I never had money to invest in the first place
I still hurt from the pullbacks in $AMD pre 2000, and into 2015, my best trade in $AMD was 1600% in PUTS
Fucking 🐻 jinx it again
"The boats are very expensive...." this man... now hes talking about Reagan
Market closes in 2.5 hrs and the spy is at 27% of there average daily volume SUPER helth
And Canadian it appears
This is basically violent.
I think any degenerate here can show you.
Bull market so good people calling this day ”correction”
There will be much wailing and gnashing of teeth but the prophet has spoken
This pretty much sums up how overextended this market is.\n\nSo last quarter AMD was trading at 250 going into earnings and tanked 20% on the report.\n\nThis quarter they went into earnings at 350 and proceeded to skyrocket 20% on the report.\n\nThe difference between the two quarters? Nothing, flat revenue and eps QoQ. Horrendous QoQ growth considering peak capex and Nvidia growing 20% rev and eps QoQ, while being significantly larger and pulling higher margins.\n\nThe difference in market cap, an increase of 325 billion for AMD, doubled their market cap, for the same earnings they were punished for just 3 months ago when their market cap was half of what it is today.\n\nAbsolutely comical
bye AI hello Quantum after the beating quantum took this year its due for a regarded run
My DD is no one uses the term "Xerox" anymore. Your welcome
Def not, world is cruel place \n\nBut WSB can’t be that big for it to actually influence exit liquidity. What do the fake posters get for their fake posts?
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Don't worry. Palantir's Domestic Terrorism Task Force (DTF) will consist of Teslabots running on NVDA's chips and INTC processors, use Chat-GPT for reasoning, scrape META and RDDT data for targets, back up data to GOOGL cloud, and ride around in Leon's Wank Panzers\n\nHave I missed anyone in this AI circle jerk?\n\nOh, and they'll also be sent out with AMZN delivery trucks to patrol for porch pirates.\n\nThere. Done^(/s)\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/wlpifevjwjzg1.jpeg?width=988&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c7ff8d34a89e56ad819bc0df95e507602ca13e93
Move to eVTOL...
Put it on the biggest underdog, arrest opposing teams best players hours before kickoff, have agents ready to arrest more if it’s not working.
If I shotgun a Celsius, it will stop nosediving?
Was fucked by $mu myself this week…\n\nJust the way she goes if you choose to do cc’s. IMO you have to do it all the damn time apart from insane drawdowns and $vix over $20’s or not at all.
Literally the greatest transfer of wealth from bears to bulls in history
They offered that JPM guy $1 milly and he didn't take it 😖
Day so good even MSFT is up
But does the toppy
Everything
Ya in September last year 🤣
You're looking for slow dating, granny
Next week SPY 800 at this pace
Yes last fall
US military forces fired several rounds at the unladen Iranian-flagged tanker M/T Hasna on Wednesday, disabling the vessel as it attempted to sail toward an Iranian port in violation of the blockade, US Central Command said in a post on X.
I experienced this when I had CC at 40 bucks. Rebought at 80 never sold any calls agian.
Yes take it up your arse
They invented the mouse computer and Internet!
There will probably be a little correction in September and other than that just all straight up.
I’m going back to bed. Made my 5% today. Market is trading sideways because 🥭’s threat to drop da bombs again.
I copied it from the nifty fifty page. Why that going to link to its own page. That dumb
Maybe a Ber will win the robinhood raffle
"Very good missles"
One year lockup period until August this year and they won’t sell they want intel to succeed
Are we just now starting to deal with rodents? We have never cleaned up dead rodents off the road before? Or are we just now starting to suck the saliva out of their mouths and drink their piss?
microposloppy puttysp
women only get better with age 😉
I don’t think he’s gonna talk about stocks, will he?
I would have made so much money if I wasn’t a ber and had just trusted in our glorious king in the first place
The moment I decide to pay attention to fundamentals and be cautious.  the market algos decide to go parabolic lol
Well done man. Holding this week has been tough lmao it was looking bad, touched $1.00 over my stop. ARM and Coreweave earnings are the last critical components to my thesis, if they beat like the rest of the tech sector has beat NVDA will moonshot post-earnings. They report tonight! If either is muted I’d close your position at peak IV on may 19th (unless we get a surprise catalyst before then) 🤷‍♂️ I am genuinely new so… grain of salt
Either were going to the moon, or this thing is going to dump really hard
Did it today
CAR, please get back to my entry at 850
ask to speak to the manager
Ok
Can’t get into issues with the SEC if there is no SEC
MSFT puts when it spikes has paid out every week for almost a year now
Becky old af but probs still got that toppy game
Gov contracts does not equal subsidies.\n\nTheres also almost no competition, the current competition (Vulcan and New Glenn) are currently grounded by the FAA.\n\nPlease shut the fuck up if you dont know what you are talking about.
Tbf hantavirus is actually scary. 60% mortality rate typically
Honest question but what the fuck is an AI agent on my phone gonna do for me.
#POET BERS TRAPPED AGAIN LMAO 🤌
I’ve seen enough, more calls here cause why not
You're welcome.\nAt least it's not AI 😭
I WILL NEVER BE BESRISH AGAIN JUST PLEASE LET ME BE ON THESE PUTS
Until china develops its own foundries.
Update It's gone, all of it. Don't revenge trade kids
Israel escalating. Bibi scrambling to stay out of jail.
Lol people have been talking about NVIDIA for ten years on here, every day. When it was 100 billion company what were people saying "it's overpriced, show me the next nvidia". And now it's like 50 times higher than that people are complaining it won't go HIGHER???
And do you think smart money fishing for exit liquidity to pass their bag would care?
This next big correction gonna wipe so many people out whenever it happens. Like holy shit
This is good enough for me
This can’t be fucking true!
Wait, is this real? Did he really post that?
That would mean you get to buy low and sell high. That’s illegal.
I wanted to sign up for a speed dating event but they said i am too old.\n\nold people need love too.
they are well regarded here
annoying coworker bragging about her kid getting a poverty wage part-time job after graduating from a 1300th ranking university 🙄 she calls it a "private" university like it's frickin Harvard (oh god)
Maybe the savings from Doge can help. Oh, wait…
Not a Kroger. But GO has many tailwinds in the economics imho. Mainly inflation
Y’all remember when spy’s average volume was 70 mil?
See you tomorrow
i mean why not, look at the forward P/E. Their earnings are growing faster than their stock
We need a modern day Moses. But instead of parting the sea he parts the lands lets the ships go.
National average above $4.5 now\n\nOil traders leaning into taco trades whenever they can
It's all computer.
The artificially intelligent investor should be a trading desk book
Him posting this means cash out now if you have stock.
Your broker is a 🌈🏳️‍🌈🦄🐻🐻‍❄️🧸
Thank you for your sacrifice
Always the right answer
No it's not, it's a pyramid scheme with soon to be negative EPS and massive recurring dilution.
Best we can offer is 651
Imagine not being all in amd in this ai world
A working rocket is a pretty sure payday. The AI/Car/Robotics/X could all be horse shit and that would be fine so long as the rocket works.
MU investors when their stock goes down for a single microsecond
Puts on Xerox are cheap and that company is ass
AMD wasn't called Advanced Money Destroyer for years over nothing.
dude went from 4k to 100k in 2 days on weeklies, at some point you gotta take the win and walk away before it all evaporates.
https://preview.redd.it/fn6xsmezvjzg1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=95a83a344a6861bacdfc95db3d46ddad35e43712\n\nYou sure you don't mean $661,045?
Lmfao. We live in a fucking joke. I don’t even doubt you.
No the worst part is he's frugal AF, wont even go out to buy drinks at the bar because he says they're overpriced. I dont understand why he thinks the valuations from his positions at these levels make sense.
After Americans forget, and no, you get middle class poverty
> You don't work for a member bank or have any idea about the above.\n\nLmao I DO actually. What are you, middle office at some regional? Sat through one compliance training? Adorable. Definitely not New York…\n\nHere’s where you’re wrong, I’ll itemize:\n\n* SOX/PCAOB is for financial controls…not lending systems. Completely different track. Off to a great start.\n\n* “OCC and FDIC only care about data retention and timeliness” Uh, have you not heard of the FFIEC…? Either start Googling it or start looking into a new job.\n\n* Are APIs a massive integration hurdle? 1000%. In fact, that’s part of my point. Are they the hardest thing to recreate on a legitimate nCino-esque platform? Oh no no no, not by a long shot.\n\n
Sure, but it's not like Google has historically struggled with figuring out how to monetize tech users out of their eyeballs.
He's making them at night
Cries in shittier stocks
Concentrated conviction at its best, salute!
People are so focused on chips not that many are talking about how we're going to power all this shit. The fact is that we are still very early on energy investment because the lag between planning and execution is massive.
My grandparents had Intel at IPO on a tip from my Dad. A few years later he asked how it was doing and they sold when it doubled.
[I got hit my a steamroller while trying to pick up some pennies. Any ideas to salvage this trade? also, will this result in a wash-sale?](https://imgur.com/a/otfaMmW)
#What the hell is this hentai virus? LMAO🤌
Means it’s your fault because your on their “keep this retard poor” list
I don’t get it, my broker will only sell me MU 1180 calls expiring 6/18.\n\nI want to buy MU 1500 calls.
Nah all the gains are going to Israel I asked him.
As a GO going veteran. They’re great for non perishables and overstocked items that cost 3x at different stores. \n\nPerishables. Not so much. They mold after a day
At least 12.25
I will never be bearish again 🙏 i promise. Any dip *will* get bought no matter how bad things might seem.
# 🤔
Accurate portrayal
Yep can confirm that's exactly what my setup looks like too
We shouldn’t insult the Down syndrome community like this
Guy needs to put the entire deficit on a football game, then demand the team he bet on wins. American debt erased. \n\nIs he stupid?
Hey Alexa play Unbreakable by Lorna Shore
In the past two years, BTC has been constantly hitting new highs, which has caused many people to lose their rationality, including my friends.
its\*
FUCK YOU MU with your 652, tired of seeing that fucking number
I am giving AMD a rating of Outperform and a price target of infinity
The gay bears are getting on my nerves with the bubble narrative 😩\n\nMy position will appreciate month by month, so I think I'll hold, fuck it
I don’t even think the initial 6 weeks of Covid recovery was like this
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theyre a far third place
He's twelve and a half don't insult him
Big Brain Time
Despite this news, you're so lucky. You can eat ice cream as fast as you want and never have to worry about brain freeze.
SpaceX lost $5B last time I checked, another company with massive competition that's alive thanks to government subsidies. I can't wait to see Musk behind bars.
MSFT has been kept so flat this week I have to admire just the sheer artistic prowess of it
Just a warning, the rally continues the rest of the week with new all time highs for Fridays close. \n\nTook small short positions in weekly options on OPEN, IREN, RKLB and XSP today.
Yeah sure bro trillion valuation 😂😂
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I had AMD at $2.50 and sold at like $5. 100% gain! Woohoo!
Fix it for him
At least TSLA is here, but nobody invited MSFT
Watch this post getting taken down by wuwu mods
Every day Kevin Hassett smiles on camera we dump, but every day he smiles on camera we pump
I want to buy puts so badly. But scared it will move up like AMD lol
Where when how
they will create another company\n\nMichael Scott Paper Company is an idea to start
I wonder what options 20 bucks can get me
They used to say the same about Nokia
It should recover maybe in several days?
Was it really a "correction" if it just immediately V'd?
Covid
They may have to send the hantavirus cruise ship full speed down the Hormuz
I could see him getting held back in 8th grade for 4 years if this is the quality of his "research projects".
Ai is no longer cyclical, but structural. We aren't even in the end game.
Why is oil 95 and gas price 4.29. Figure that one out beavis
BEAR TRAP LMAOOO
And how long does that last? The last week alone SPY's been doing 1% per day. It just doesn't matter other than momentarily.
Yeah, some 9-5 indexer may say f it seeing the fake posts, toss their index $ into a concentrated play, lose it all, and jump
Bullish breakout. We're back in full regard risk on mode as all the Quantum stocks are pumping again. QBTS and RGTI are doing the same thing. Plus they've got a lot of talking heads on youtube right now trying to look like the next geniuses telling everyone how to build a Quantum portfolio before the sector pumps.
Whelp my TSLA 390p are going to fucking 0 off this bullshit pump. Staying away from this piece of shit from now on
dude take at least 1 month off and get to doordashing
Wow
They have to announce the stock split first to get all the retail retards buying. Then about a month or so after it will move down bigly just as retail is holding the bags. That's how the game works. Generational FOMO baggies made fresh.
Google up 110% in two years….slop DOWN lmaooo holy shit
Rip up into close. 🐎 🐎 🐎
Calling it now: this new person-to-person hantavirus strain will be the next crash catalyst
GOOGL to 400 EOD, bank on it
Bears getting belt to azz!
Bers getting those keesters ready
Only algos buying these dips
Google 400 incoming
I bought at top I am crying
He needs the merger to hit the market cap goal on Tesla to get the $1T payout
Retarded even
SPY
Buffets going to buy some 🏳️‍🌈 shit like LULU ADBE INTU.
650 EOM
congrats, just sell now to lock in the gains then look for your next trade that’ll make you down -80% ;D
10 baggers every day
Just turn your phone upsidedown.
i wanna be an AMD millionaire too
Has there been a more euphoric recovery to a correction in the last 10 years?
There's no crying outside the casino.
Space stocks green, and the snow is yellow.
POTUS literally cannot lose money. When Intel needs a bailout, he can always give them more money. \n\nHere is my question. When does he cash out and do I get a portion of the gains?
retarded
Lmao.
Is sandick done ??
POET gonna pop tmw i can feel it 🤞🏽🤞🏽🤞🏽
I told everyone I knew to buy at 80, guess how many did? Zero
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Wait, WHAT?!
Are you actually being serious right now
I don't wanna buy quantum at ath :/
Spy has now been down below ATH for 126 minutes.\n\nIs this the worst market crash in history?
If I made money on puts and calls. What am I?
what the fuck are these statements, yeah it dips once in a while, it’s fucking normal. Go touch grass
The real question is will we pump again if theres a real deal or sell the news
FOMO’d into MU calls, would rather lose the entire premium than miss out on a run up to $1,000 at this point. Up on my shares anyway.
Why tho. Happy to see it.
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I bought a bunch of OXY calls thinking it might pump before earnings or even after if it was positive. Nope, it did not do either of those things and now I'm holding a heavy wet bag of shit.
How many doge coins are they now?
# LMAO🤌\n\n
It’s actually insane. Can’t say I’ve seen anything like this before. Just pure pumps on complete and utter lies that have been proven to be lies countless times. Living in Lala land
Too expensive
If the sub looks like this what does the dom look like?
This time frame will forever be known as the retard rally
Sndk down 2% after a 100% month and y’all panic
Buy more of it then. Dollar cost averaging, baby!
What’s worse Index funds are flying by MSFT
Why do we go up 1%+ every time there is a peace deal then
Right on. Wealthsimple has this feature for all my accounts.
Why isnt $ARM earnings getting enough hype?
Why do they even want bears to capitulate so badly? They have like 32 cents and a paperclip
😂😂 had me sweating for a whole 10 minutes I can’t lie
100% agree
#SPY going up 1% per day every single day is the new normal LMAO🤌
If it only ever went up or stayed flat it would be trivially easy to extract money from the market, so this isn't really true.
cool TY
Game of hot potato, everyone knows its a bubble
HUT losses tons of money but "leans into" Ai daydream to jump 50% in 5 days. You can't make this shit up. This market is absolutely insane.
I may become a future bag holder. Bought today.
I mean, it’d be messed up cause could cause fomo and mess up a real person’s portfolio, or their life even
Should honestly be the subs profile pic at this point
NVIDIA GOT ME IN THE CUCK CHAIR.
Okay seriously what the fuck is going on with IONQ??
today's ATH is a bargain price by tomorrow
Earnings dawg
bear will never learn but that’s good free pump 🌈
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Figma to ligma ballz
palaretard checking in!
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true, follow ups are clutch-except some of us are just waiting for the inevitable “so i lost everything” sequel lmao
It’s looking melt uppy. This shit refuses to go down at all. Will see 740 before 729
I have both puts and calls, so the joke's on me.
more like theta hour lately
This is the "retarded phase" of the stonk market cycle.
Just means you get more profit when it shoots up
This has been one of my defensive picks. But it has not been holding up too well. Down quite a bit. I scale into almost all positions though and have been getting my cost basis lower, plus making some of it back on options.\n\nMy DD: The store near me is 50% cheaper than the Safeway across the street. They just revamped the layout to make it feel more like a grocery store and less like a discount retailer. And the store is pretty packed on the weekends. So basically, vibes are good!\n\nI don't have high hope for earnings. But I am a pessimist at heart. But I think once inflation from Iran really starts working it's way through the supply chain, GO is going to outperform. IV is fairly low, so if you are doing options LEAPs are the way to go. But this stock is pretty cheap, so you really should just hold some shares.\n\n
It's not about what's happening as much as ignoring it.
$162.27, but I only have 4 shares 😂
Yes, stonks only go up!!!
It will never be lower again.
MMs went into full panic mode as soon as they saw SPY below +1%
not only that..daily price action is being pinned...it falls sharply then rises back up prolly manipulating the options pricing
hope everyone survived the bear market of 12:50
HE ALREADY DID \n
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But everything I buy keeps going lower!
sndk keeping mu from getting where it needs to be
Is this the beginning of the end for SNDK?
Puts
Can someone sell their ONDS stock so that it moons? I am too poor to take the L.
For shits and giggles!
sectors that are lagging
Tesla is fake and geh, so merging will make both all his companies fake and geh.
You think Bassett and 🥭 loaded on puts just so they can buy
Thats a really good trade.
750 EOW
No 🌧️ no 🌈
SPY
$REA ipo is live we pumping this small float
[Nifty Fifty](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nifty_Fifty)
You are not alone 🙁
Spy pumped $100 over a month on the same unresolved war and closed strait of Hormuz. Bravo.
Screenshot your puts
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I have puts on a ultrashort inverse leveraged oil EFT. And calls on a leveraged oil EFT. This market can ligma
And it would probably control even more if there was an easy mode to AWS...
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MU, Hynix, Samsung are about 25% weight each \n\nThe smaller players like SNDK, WDC, STX, and Kioxia evenly make up the rest. It is the ideal weighting of the memory sector in my opinion.
735 EOD
Look at Googles last earnings report. They proved AI can make money and a lot of it. The bubble won't be popping. Spending on physical infrastructure buildout may slow down eventually, but maintenance costs will never go away.
Downald trump
Bruhs why does Claude partnership with SpaceX, but not grok?
Same
It is only for wankers
205
MU 670EOD ah who the fuck i’m a fooling
No one knows when the top will hit, but everyone knows history will eventually repeat. Ideally you sell some of the position to give yourself a free trade and let the rest ride.
I need memory to dip so I can buy more
Genuine question - are you 12?
Please keep looking 🙏
hey robinhood doesn’t even let you liquidate to fulfill a day trade call.\n\nat least u have that.\n\nsell some shit and keep it goin
That just means you should double down
What's your googl cost basis?
Çan anyone assist me with making money from stock as a beginner? Please someone dm if you have some time to help
The supercycle would happen regardless because it's the greatest privatization of infrastructure the world has ever seen. Project Genesis is literally encouraging it. The stocks being bought are seeing massive profits. To tie government policy alone to their growth is special. \n\nYou must be an AI denier. Odds are you are scared. \n\nIt's ok. Your mommy will continue to house you.
Can it keep going? Price target is around 245 so maybe more room for upside potential???
SanDick down because i bought 2 pen drives in Red/Black color fuk
I’m bout to crack GOOGL
stonk mania
I fucking hate how this market is allergic to red, but only enough to stop drops, not keep pumping all day
Well I'm in the red. Down - 2.4% today. At least indexes you know they always go up long term. Should've just stuck with sso
Wrong context in being greedy when others are fearful. Otherwise buffet would not be sitting on billions in cash. \n\nFunny how everyone lines up to buy bitcoin at 125k and when it sinks to 80k the line of buyers is gone. \n\nBag holders at 125k
Are they actually fake? cause that would be so messed up. How can we tell 💀
For what
a large portion of the sub is incapable of seeing the color green though
I need some love in my small and mid caps.
You got the SUDS man!
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Just bought Tesla sell while you can
Big move here, coming up on resistance, If it breaks 731.8 expect this thing to be back on route to the moon
Call me when it cracks a google
LOL
Calls at the ath?
Puts on FIX SNDK NVDA CRWV. Don't have anything on LITE, Puts are very very expensive but the stock goes -7.8% today
I am with you OP! These regards are flexing that they could place trades more than a year's worth Wendy's paycheck 😳.
When the fuck will we be able to gamble with Compute? It is about time!
I think my stocks are shy, they always stop pumping when I look at them. 🫣
17 wars ended in 16 days. Historic
Get high
ber's favorite game
I sold LLY at 700 and AMD at $170. Sucks to be retarded.
I mean honestly that’s still fucking crazy
Space stonks today great googily moogily
fomo will get you killed. learn from it and be ready for the next one. these always come and go. Dont be afraid to buy into strength and avoid buying the bottom.
tank you sarr
He sold? Pump it.
I dont think the merger will happen unless he is able to roll out dumb "technically correct" products to fulfill the other requirements for his 1T payout. \nIt doesn't make sense to me to end the shell game unless he gets his big pay day.
If the inverse WSB logic holds true it'll probably actually moon.\n\nThe fact INTC is now shown in this meme itself is a good example considering if you said anything about them the last few years other than some variation of how they're probably imminently going bankrupt you'd be torn to shreds here.
Probs posting diamond hands
Don't remind me abt it
It isn't a bubble, if you can't pop it
Should have known this is too regarded for this sub.
Calls
Wtff bruh stalked your profile, how the hell do you win so much?!! Idk if you're just a secret billionaire with multiple 35-40ks you can just throw at random positions
All calls, got some $12c’s but 2027 expiry
We robbed ourselves buying that shit haha
Not feeling great about Celsius earnings as I watch it crater going into close.
The losers are mostly short sellers and early sellers.
Shhhhhh we don’t talk about oil everything is good don’t worry about it
NUSMF is not listed here, is a subsidiary now. Yet, their stock is still in play. I know this isn't exactly where to ask but don't know of another person better to ask. Where do they fit in now?
OKLO casually heading back to $200 again
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i dont know but i bought XNDU because it will pump too ... i think its because Horizon Quantum (HQ) earning
OP that's on you for unironically thinking 99% of gain porn posts on this sub are legitimately real.
What the hell do I buy when everything is high as hell
Me holding MSFT
Just give in
did anyone else become an ANET bag holder?
Can I do that next month
its funny all your points listed dont include the fact is expensive as fuck to pull those minerals up from the ocean, process, and ship
Predictive markets are all the markets.
GOOGL boutta crack 400
qqq 700 EOW
IND money app?
Sold a bunch of mine at 288 in January and kept waiting for a dip to buy back in 🙄
A lot of people don't like TA and don't understand it's because people sometimes forget TA is just odds, usually which are at best like 70-75% in one directoin. The problem is always the person between the chair and the keyboard, not the data. There are so many of these guys who play the 70% side of a move and keep sticking with it way too fucking long out of stubborness. This is probably why there are so many perma bears associated with it.
We bullish for ARMS earnings today ?
Power hour we pump
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I think it’s a solid low cost long term stock play. It’s waaaaay too early to touch options though.
Just tell them you will pay them half cash and half stock and act all confused why they can't understand it. It is all on the website, afterall.
Why doesn't Iran just start going after the tech bros?
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Looks like the public is going to have to buy more cyber trucks.
Don't be a pussy!!! GET IN THERE MEOWWWW
Nokia is a sound investment though
Was going to comment:.. skipped the read to see the comments ! Lol
GOOG is ready to slingshot past the DRAM delinquents.. buy now or regret later.
This market is absolutely ridiculous lol
is that a challenge
Funny I also had 25.000 at $3. Sold them at $4.5
Where tf is my oil report that was suppose to release at 1
This is the only way to keep attracting new gamblers to this thriving casino
MSFT gave me fucking aids, man
Yeah but investors are dumb
Ya probably
someone had to do it
🐻 are dancing again release the V and print more
Calls got my balls
We're a little high for that my man lol
GOLD ABOUT TO MOON
Can you please predict when this AI bubble will pop? So much circle jerking.
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Is proportion perfect like MU, SK HYNIX,SAMSUNG and SNDK? Seems to be following USA market valotilty. Not following value of Samsung and SK hynix.
ARM puts loaded
Will I regret selling GOOGL 05/27 $415CCs?
Your account is 5months old and glazes $TMC.\n\nIf it walks like a duck, talks like a duck…but what the duck do I know?
Wowza. Made money on my archer stock today. That’s new.
AXIOS going to make some more bullshit up
This is def closing at highs
MACROSLOP such a shit stick to own
Shares or calls ? I got some 10c
Rklb will pay for my bag this weekend
Hey bae 😘
You’re misunderstanding. Selling and capturing those losses is beneficial if their goal is to buy in perpetuity. If you understand tax loss harvesting.
LMFAO. Why is this so relatable
I’d be pissed if I held SpaceX
Looking ruggy
lmao, not happening
SRFM will make millionaires.
You’ll be sorry come December Lmao clown
Can't believe I listened to someone off X and bought Nokia shares 🙄
IMSR and RIOT!!!
This is the second-highest CAPE reading in 155 years of data. The only time it's ever been higher was the literal peak of the dot-com bubble.
Asts wooooo
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whats funnier are the nubs still buying
A pattern old as time. A small pullback just to rocket to a new ATH. Sometimes a bit of momentum is necessary when stuck too long in a range.
NVDA
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when others are greedy, be 🌈
Go deep Balls. Obvious next step.
PSA Don’t forget to use trailing stop losses
Just woke up and saw price of oil. Ships passed through?!
Reload those calls gentlemen
Bro, you hyperlinked the damn USA Wikipedia page, but not the Nifty Fifty list?
thanks wikipedia
Sinaloa cartel is 90% cash it says in the website
Potemkin Market
I had AMD in 2012. 2k stocks around 4$. The day I sold for 30% gains still haunts me...same for NVIDIA, considering split I had them at 0,4
Probably homeless for a dozen sessions more.
I just wanna know who r the nubs who bought lulu at 500
Just need fitty more cents plz
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🥭truthed this Am to bring it down so Baron can get in.
Axios reporters gonna be billionaires after all this is over
TSLA Tards already priced in, that, robots, and Elon becoming Jesus himself
What stock should I put money into to make profit? Can someone please help? I know nothing abt stocks
very nice
Right???? Did earnings leak or something
Never say should have. If you made a 30% return you're doing better than 99.9% of people. We all should have bought stocks at the bottom or better yet all our money into long calls. But then there's the real world. Congrats on a great trade
I had AMD at $23 and sold at $32
You're allowed options in your RRSP? RBC wouldn't let me
Leverage.
Is now the time to pick up some XOM?
NBIS should be investigated for their ties to Russia
I’m also on the prowl here. Watched a few 100% bags revert to losses lol. Trust it bounces back, I think Friday it’ll be back to 117 ish
damn got alerts goin off i never thought would trigger again\n\nQBTS short
Sure but I didn’t realize they have capacity to offer and that too to Anthropic, who btw are using capacity like there is no tomorrow.
January 28? Hold regard, wtf, asking this about leaps is crazy.
Be greedy when other are greedy
Indian CEOs are great!
Fak I seem to have gotten trapped again 🤕
sell it when -40% like everybody else.
All the moves happen after hours and pre market, then we spend six and a half hours playing touch butt during market hours.
Generational bagholders about to be made.
Scars are a reminder of mistakes
We're pumping on optimism and bored money lol
Yes, it is indeed incredible evolving from a website that merely sold books online into an entity that now controls nearly half of the internet's infrastructure.
[https://www.wsj.com/business/jpmorgan-offered-1-million-settlement-before-sexual-assault-claims-went-viral-1be296a9?eafs\_enabled=false](https://www.wsj.com/business/jpmorgan-offered-1-million-settlement-before-sexual-assault-claims-went-viral-1be296a9?eafs_enabled=false)\n\nAnother way to make a million.
But no stock to buy or sell
Holy cow IONQ
DEAL MADE
That genuine the 1st time i am hearing this lol.. \n\nIt always scan dick to $2k!
Sndk plz
Seems like Business as usual in the world, gas went up like 30% where im from and I dont even have a car. Public transport just dandy\n\nWhat does the Hummuz staying closed as it is have any other effect than cutting global supply of LNG and Crude less than 20%?\n\nBer actually explain to me how\n\n
The next 50% crash i will sell my kidney and invest in 2x msci world, fuck i missed out on
Bers flabbergasted that no one wants a war
In on warrants and if it breaks $2 ill be adding more targeting $6\~ \n\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/9s8ysibotjzg1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=04af6bd3395798f19c30735114e5e51b2f8fb79a
RMBS! 🚀
Hmm... sndk calls are rarely discounted like this and after the share swap it'll probably resume its regular activity
If the market ends red today then the bears owe the bulls reparations.
Grok dead lol
Red days are somehow more calming for me 😂. I always get so much Fomo on green days because I'm not in EVERY pump.
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Nobody here understands the amount of losses they can realize here to offset future income. Theres no wash sale and even if there were, it’s worth it to sell at a loss. The dunkers on here will look like dickheads when this is $600/share in 2028
Bear (derogatory)
I need a break, I saw my port go -10% to +40% YTD. Profit is profit.
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Any gigachad $SOUN buls with me here?
Name another company that is currently capable of delivering 5g d2d from space. Ast has a massive tech , patent , and spectrum moat carved out for themselves. Even if or when starlink catches up AST is the preferred choice for most countries due to their end to end encryption with mnos \n\n Most the revenue splits that they've signed with mnos despite being undisclosed were signed 1-2 years ago so your point about ast not being able to competitively price themselves anymore is mostly moot.\n\nYoure wrong about the defense contract they were selected as both a defense prime (shield program) and defense subcontractor through fairwinds and theyve been conducting tests with the military for years. \n\nTheres alot of valid bearish points that are actually true and you seemed to have missed nearly all of them.
I don’t need luck. I am regarded
Oil can't even go up 1% without a god candle dragging it back to hell 😭
Oh. No longer impressed
Of course, time will tell; we are merely market speculators.
Sell
Same thing happened during the last memory run up 🚀 then it does nothing for months. Worth a try?
If something is too long to type out yourself it’s also too long for people to read. Just saying! I’m sure you have some good points in there though.
\*\*\* buy Tesla calls after the dips
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sandisk go up you ugly pos
Sell me this put
Same, I've done okay with saving plans and buying a bit each week regardless of if things seem high or low. You end up looking back and wishing you had invested more but you don't end up looking back and wishing you had invested less cuz you lost 20% right after full send.\n\ndon't tell anyone I said that tho they'll banish me from the sub
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735 EOD
Down! Down I say get your ber paws off my calls damnit 🥍🐻🐻🐻\n
Which ticker?
What’s boring buy calls and chill
once sold amd for spy, woke up with broker asking if i lost a bet or my mind lmao
why the fuck would you think we would know the answer to that question
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Can Microsoft and Google swap Indian CEOs so I can pump my bags
I don't understand the question
I need INOD to pump to the fkn moon.
how th fuck a dividend stock gonna go down 13% in one day
pump eeeett bessent!!!!!
SPY 750 EOW
Went to one thinking it would be a cool change. Bought 3 produce items and 2/3 had mold. Fuck that company
Say what you want but they can party, every -1% becomes one
Go short
My SMCI 32 calls are getting theta fuckery
This honestly isn't really a wallstreetbet. More like a consolation win to soothe your massive loss.
Yeah, that was 6 weeks ago
Good luck!
Hmmm, this new regime reminds me of the old one…
guys I did some retarded trade in MU and I'm looking for advice\n\nif MU is at 650 or higher, on Jan 2028 it will 3x my money, if I sell now I only make 40% gain\n\nwhat should I do?
Everything is going up, who the fuck is losing all this money
Idk, woulda waited for 372-373 break or broad market red.
I just sold everything for 40% YTD gain. WAYY too much Euphoria. I need a break from the market.
Algos know what a sell button is? **THATS CRAZY**
Red by close
That's homophobic
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Oh no! …anyway
Yesterday disagrees
Starbucks only hires bears.
Thats one way of multiplying bag holders
SLAP HIM IN THE FACE WITH YOUR COCK
many such cases.
Bears should be taxed on their losses and bulls should be able to write off gains. It’s only fair
once bought $amzn when everyone was dumping and still lost half my stash lmao good times
I just paid $9 for one and I feel like an idiot, I did add an extra shot but goddamn
Unfortunately, nope, can't afford a house yet 😭
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That's why they have 9.5m and you don't. They circle their gains in green
To think this started as an online bookstore
It’s shares
XE anyone??
But why
that's hte worst part of all of this. regards are being rewarded. they'll probably buy rims with their unearned windfall
fuck ur calls. PUTS.
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So glad I managed to finally unload my cash secured put on ASTS, that shit is going to zero, glad to have made money off the dumb hype
Alright which ticker do we buy boys?
All the way out to 2028?
I mean, talk about a way to go. As long as we're sure it's fatal I'm in
Short MU and DRAM it is
The problem is we dont think here
And thus, the Circle remains Jerking.
That shit is fake as fuk lol
So you bought 64 (100 shares each) at $6.20 ?
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I ordered a McDouble no pickles extra mustard but the bear behind the counter messed up my order 😡
WOOOO GRPN!!!! GOGO SHIT CO!!!
i think margin pressure is the problem, dram squeeze sucks for them
WOULD YOU LIKE IT IF SPY MOVED 200 DOLLARS PER WEEK?
This is a huge difference from 401K lol
Wait, if they merge, how will they sell stuff to eachother to pump the stock endlessly???
feels like the best thing they could do in this market it replace the fruit section with semiconductors
Bears 12/25 after one red candle
It’s 100% inflation. You’re correct.
That’s not 50 DRAM
Laughing at bearish comments at this point. Maniacally. While throwing up blood. This market will never drop.
Doesn’t matter algos set to buy
Boring market right now
\*China invades Taiwan\* \nMarket: Bullish.
Bulls cracking beers and tubing down the river....to Niagra Falls
XNDU pump
nice.. how much is it now?
what is you next play and have you cashed out?
LOL. "I'm the securities guard here"
i'll be her litle brown boy
Or not making enough profit, shit takes a lot of money to run
yes that would be accurate for pretty much any major market index. over time, things go down, and then they go up. congrats.
Hard pass
Algos have sniffed out a "dip".
They do this on Wednesdays because that's when last week's oil prices come out. Without this fake drawback bs oil would be in the 120s at least by now
Up 45k this month from Tesla calls. Free money if you buy at open pretty much
Just paid 6 dollars for a latte wtf
They been sandbagging for 5 years now?
I'm not that regarded yet
Me and all my NBIS
All must kiss the Anthropic ring
🙃🙃\n\nhttps://i.imgur.com/YeP1tUK.png
Got my charts confused and thought MU was at SNDK's price lol
He bought? Quick delete his position!
GOOGL done for the day or another run imminent?
Anyone loaded ARM puts?
Sold my shares of APLD. Rented a house in Exuma for my kids’ next spring break with the profit - cap gains. Bought MDA.
TSLA boy
So tempted to buy ANET. Crushed earnings, raised guidance, got clobbered. Makes zero sense besides people hating on software.
Gahdamn. That $9.5 million gain off of $252k worth of AMD calls *has* to be the top
Post your shorts
Are you homemore?
Or 3 - it’s entirely fictional
Wait until this guy heard about institutional investors
Oil ripping?
Buy DRAM
Buy low, sell high
This is the play.\nWe are gonna see rotation out of semis into these stocks
That's a 10
Figured I'd throw my hat in with some 5x sandisk today premarket and it's like the only one in negatives today lol
750+ with peace deal
And then it'll go up 1% overnight and everyone will be ready to dump more money in
Press F for all the SPY 732+ call.
There are two lines of thought:\n\n1) We can pump to 7700 in theory before we \*need\* to correct.\n\n2) Eventually in the next few weeks, something is going to pull us hard back into the 6-year parallel channel we're supposed to be capped by. We've only gone outside of it like 3 times in 6 years, and it never lasted long. To the break the channel for any length of time though is basically like a bull market\^2.
tesla stans know... to keep their wallstreetbets contributions as mysterious as elon’s tweets lmao
Long way down
im in!
I miss when I used to make money in the market. Not sure what changed.
If ASTS closes at or above 70, I'm not going homeless.\n\nIf ASTS closes below 70, I'm also not going homeless.
Crazy volume on PLTR and the algos are not letting it go!!!\n\nWAITER, I WANT SLOW VOLUME PUMPS LIKE THE SEMIS!!!
They need to make real casinos for trading so I can trade with y’all in person
SpaceX has xAI under their umbrella last I knew
Absolute moonshot of a day. I am so rich right now. I’m gonna do meth
Explain this to me?
I mean Elon has been very transparent for years about his desire to have all his companies under one holding company and he’s slowing doing it. I know it’s a joke post but this is inevitable
I’m a bull but no 🫩
I just bought calls again we might go down
I’ve been short on this market ever since the Ebola virus. No way in hell that shit just disappeared.
Maybe i’m too claude pilled but I just think claude is so so much more useful than other models & management seems more pragmatic. Revs have reportedly surpassed OAI and hit $6b in Feb. If they are on pace for like $100b in revs, applying an AI price to sales (>20x), idk! Could be worth $2T sooner than you’d expect. But to your pt that’s just a 2x not a massive ipo multiplier
Paper. Hands
Tsla wants 400
Fucking TSLA piece of shit dump already
That what My 401k did just keep investors and stay in market
Rumors and news?
“I don’t care, I’m buying calls” is my new mentality for any and every headline
*"Stupid bear, stocks only go up..."* \n\nI whispered to myself as I looked at my shambolic portfolio
More people on Reddit need to buy Reddit....
nah hot potatoe
Should I sell GOOG and then regret it
It works until it doesn’t. All gaps fill eventually and I’ll be waiting at the bottom with plenty of dry powder.
Imagine a fish head with a pair of cannons
Honestly surprised it wasn't worse
Bears got to stop we those legendaries rug pull. I cant do it anymore
What is there to buy or sell?!
SPY going up 1% each day seems healthy
Kinda wild.  my buy and hold permabol friend with an iq of about 90, that doesnt have a job has made more money off chip stonks with a lesser investment in one year, than I have in four lol.
The hardest part about being intelligent is dealing with you regards on a daily basis. It makes my blood boil. Thank your lucky stars 🥭 is the dictator and not me, cause I would be a 🍆
It's 100% ai how can you not tell
I lost u after we are
Iv dawg
ber time. We hibernated long enough
Iran wants to make a deal - Trump for 10 weeks with no signs of a deal lmao
Are they all back from lunch. I need action!
Oh cool! You got nine, share one with me? Thanks internet friend!
Goatfuckers do something to save my puts pls
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wow how old are you?
FUCK YOU MSFT!
Yep, so did you make the right choice?
Sold my GOOGL LEAP when when the share price was around 350 last week and sold most of my AMD when it was around 200. It hurtsss
you're in r/wallstreetbets, strong movement in these stocks is the entire point
Lmao, you leaned some hard lessons along the way which is priceless!
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Gay
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Spy 750 EOW possible? What do we think?
Don't remind me of all my missed opportunities. Makes me cry.
OFF WITH THEIR HEADS.
SpaceX has compute capacity?
Russia/Ukraine I think
This WSB it’s really a really good sign 😂
ARM calls don't make sense...so calls it is
slow fade or heading off a cliff?
Rugpull.\n\nLike i said Israel wants no peace..
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All you bears are gonna jinx it again smh
Agreed, the old retard ways are best
Full ported the wrong contracted and it killed my settled funds🥲
It’s just financial engineering to hide losses. Papa Elon knows the bag holders can’t complain if their bag holding keeps getting bigger.\n\nRoll Twitter into xAI into spacex into Tesla and hide all those losses baby!!
haha facts, tesla is the sleeping giant \n\n
I'd imagine power hour will be good today
The pump is too early before midterms good time for some fake drama to dump prices a bit
ITS CALLED THE NOTHING TRADE, ITS LIKE NOTHING EVEN HAPPENED.
Tech earnings are fake and ghey
Are all things successful people say correct?\n\n\n\nI don't think so. It's more important to make your own rational judgments.
is ANET getting the MU treatment after they had great earnings?
If I hold my options, it'll go to zero \n\n\nIf I sell, it'll rebound above the overnight number yesterday
#Iran war finished for the 20th time and we are pumping 20th time on this news LMAO🤌
I can only buy the dip so many times
So xAI is pivoting to become an IaaS company? Guess they’re tired of hemorrhaging money
I had ATM LEAPS back when it was at $130 that I had to sell at a loss at $80 for liquidity to exercise options in my company. Long term that's going to be a good move, but it still hurts.
wtf how do you you have everything riding on this and oversleep ☠️☠️☠️
Dip for ants
And the Pentagon will never admit it, but we tried to...
SPY puts going parabolic
My Intel puts are worth more now than they were when the price was $2 lower this morning 🤔
Happens to the best of us brother!
Remember way back in March when the strait had been closed for three weeks and the word was that if it was closed for just one more week, there would be a global depression?
That’s ok sndk, you just catch your breath a bit and get going again when you’re ready.
The insiders are insiding. That's the only way this goes down
I guess OP is too broke to show his losses too
Not a good sign lol everyone’s ready to jump
Retirees don't need to drive to work.
we need a cleansing of all the new retards here
shrek it RN
This is what I see in SPY charts as well.
guess we're playing catch
yeah gonna be lit until elon tweets “anthropic go brrr” and crashes the whole thing lmao
I can rationalize equities rallying on AI delusion but I can't understand what idiots are buying into oil at 120$ and then selling at 100$ because Axios said peace is close
Lumn hidden AI gem 💎 No high speed low latency fiber=no AI from no data from data center 🤓 💥
Yes please and drag TsLA back to 385 while we are at it. No reason to be pumping like this
Laugh at this clown who (me) only has msft calls and spy puts
Core scientific calls
That too had to close my 0DTEs got hammered by these last few candles. Still have my 1DTEs up good right now but losing value
time to sell
why dump
hey barak do you have another one of those tweets?
debating whether I get a put position over night. Even though the market trajectory is up there still value there maybe.
how are you gonna recover all those put losses? half cash half stock, it's on the website
None of that is happening.
Good news everyone! We've extended arts and crafts activities to 7 hours per day now!
I got UNH calls today , am I cooked?
Chat full of berrorists, calls it is!
Wow I’m really thankful for the 2 nanoseconds I had to sell my puts
Haha I just made 400%
We’re like .25 % off ATH and people are bugging out lmao
I’ll take it
The reason the market overstretches like this is because it becomes increasingly obvious a pull back is due, so it has to pump more and more
anyone who is a commodities trader knows why cocoa has a shrek green dildo ?
Axios trying to get another headline ready LOL
Alright fellas, I’ll give you a tip here. We got support lines between 729 - 730, at these levels expect a bounce with how bullish things are. I will be full porting calls at that entry point. Resistance is around 731.8 , if we break that we are shooting up higher.
🥭stacking puts…gonna drop something big
This sht on thin FKIN ice and I’m trapped 😂😂
like drunken gamblers yeah
Thank you for the vote of confidence brother
Bulls telling eachother jokes while in a waiting line for the slaughterhouse
Don't do this to me please. I just bought a car I can barely afford.
Dutchbros breaking news during earning report:\n\n\nNow making coffee with AI!\n\n\n🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀
I said red candles are illegal.\n\nTar and feather anyone who’s selling.\n\nSPY 734 EOD.
Wait till all the updated $600 price targets come in
Or because they are leveraged up to their eyeballs and/or holding 0dte lottery tickets to expiry.
Huh ! INTC forgot to have the HIMS pill this morning