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| You’re welcome. I’m long since lost and I’m not sure what my purpose is on this planet. I have $33k in my regular checking account that I’m considering throwing into more options next week. I prolly should eat something |
| “Inflation is fake.” - some f****t |
| Are power plants and bridges going up in flames this weekend or what? |
| Atleast youre not me, I got banned for 3 months :C. I felt like I'm sitting in a cuck chair |
| With an edge. Edge where Michael? Behind a Wendy’s? |
| IRGC and Orange Pedo and Friends. |
| SPY is up 34% since one year ago without anything about the real economy improving at all. |
| Ports: Blown\n\nBer backs: Blown \n\nDude with $5 behind a Wendy’s dumpster’s pps: Blown |
| Yea, doesn't a seven deck shoe basically nullify card counting advantage all together? |
| Why do people post screenshots of Twitter posts videos? Just link the xcancel link and stop polluting the page. |
| Better put away money for taxes before you lose it all |
| "Click*ed*"?\n\nI'm still clicking… |
| NOOOOOOOOO |
| Time to go on a Johnny Sins marathon \n\n😎🫳🍿 |
| I got to admit, as much as I hate 🥭, and I do, never a dull moment when he's around.\n\nWe went from some blue haired trans kid playing house league soccer being the biggest issue in the world, to whatever the fuck mess we're in now. |
| If you didn't make money this week then Idk what to tell you. |
| Fk, my planet lab put expired 52¢ ITM. Schwab isn’t going to exercise that right? The borrowing fee would be higher than the option is worth. |
| No that was me - the warning about politics popped up and I got scared - but one of the embassies did post an Ai generated video of Jesus punching mango into a pit of fire. |
| And then turning into $0 next week in 1 day |
| $76bgreen |
| It's hilarious watching the USA fall apart |
| Well the reason dividends aren't a thing anymore is because companies like apple and Google can use their profits to do stock buy backs now thanks to Reagan deregulation. Why do a taxable event that is a dividend when you can just have your company buy it's stock back. That way a margin call never comes on the loans you take out on your stock which is also a tax free event. |
| We’re in a bubble. For anyone that wasn’t around when the last one burst, just prepare your loins |
| Damn I missed out this week |
| Praise be to bol |
| Donny repeatedly demanded earlier this week that Iran not require any payments to pass through the Strait. It was widely reported. |
| "Sounds like a deal will be made! I better some more SPY." |
| If your whores are mooing, something is seriously wrong. |
| Naming your gambling account debt relief is hilarious |
| Is the winning in the room with us |
| https://preview.redd.it/ju538tg3utvg1.jpeg?width=1206&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f0d48b2cabfc241712899958d90c782b63bbf8fa\n\n |
| Big time. Phone games are probably the extreme end of that, where the whole game is built FIRST on a monetisation scheme and isn't in any way enjoyable. |
| SPY 999 in a month & then rejects 1000 to go to 650\n\nNothing is impossible |
| Let's be clear here this is not investing this is gambling. Yes some people win in Las Vegas just not you or anyone you know. |
| You must be really hot |
| In honor of me making some profitable trades this week on the toilet I shall buy a Toto Washlet that I’ve wanted for last 10 years. \n\nCheers to future great porcelain throne trades mi amigos |
| “Cash until this all clears up” people from last week, please apply soothing cream to torn butthole |
| 1% every day annualized comes out to 250% over the year (or however many days markets are open) |
| When can we do the no politics thing again |
| This always works 👍🏻 |
| No. Adding real AI makes the whole process cost more *and* comes with the added benefit of hallucinations!\n\nFr these companies touting their "AI" features is insane. Most of the use cases are bleeding money right now. |
| Guh |
| I like how wsb has this conspiracy that MMs are these Boogeymen who are out to screw retail. They need a scapegoat to explain their losses LMAO |
| Zombie rally up next week it is |
| Not just once, I clicked it _twice_ because I thought I'd somehow fucked up the first time. |
| Common misconception. He also made lots of money in the decade before the gfc. Wasn’t a perma-bear then. |
| ty for reminding me not to lose myself |
| My Tinder experience was bad. The only good thing is that I found out some gey man are willing to buy my used socks.\n\nMoney is money, so I sold quite a lot of socks to them . I dont want to know what they gonna do with it tho. |
| Well I fasted all day so that may have had something to do with it. At least I went to the gym, right? |
| I LOVE ORANGE |
| Gimme the red crayon |
| Guys when tf is the pullback 😭 |
| https://preview.redd.it/hih1ydfsttvg1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ce77454881510a51556cca487b4a1106c7cbb129\n\n |
| We need grok to consume all of his social media posts and tell us what the insider sign is to prepare for a drop for the next big pump and dump |
| So where are the investigations lmao\n\n |
| There were multiple 100 baggers this week.\n\nTSLA calls, SPY calls, HIMS calls.\n\nAnd guess what? I hit none of them. |
| Man just read about it. What a waste of resources, for a state with more rats than people |
| I’m not tired of winning yet, thank you 🥭 |
| I took today off to be responsible and get work done around the farm. But when I saw SPY run and gain a month’s worth of salary I realized, “Why not call this a successful day and drink instead?” |
| https://preview.redd.it/6lcjqimpttvg1.png?width=570&format=png&auto=webp&s=65354f5fb92667099b99818f601c59800e68063a\n\n |
| Are my puts gonna hit or does everything just go up? 695c 4/20 x 10 🤡 |
| Sure, the players want a game, but corporate wants a microtransaction online coop MMO mobile P2W "game", so you have to ditch this stuff that's actually playable and focus on more microtransactions for cosmetics. |
| That’s what us cool dudes like bro |
| Damn |
| I believe this will be your first win you crazy bastard |
| Renting a Tesla right now cuz it was the cheapest I could find at $20 a day. Istg man you could fill up /r/crappydesign with the nonsense design choices they put into this thing. At least I convinced my dad not to get one. Puts on TSLR. |
| $brum2121 I love you |
| Blew my daily gains on 0dte spy calls before it took a big shit. Feels bad. |
| The long and winding road .... |
| Thats not good bro. 30 should still be in your physical prime. Im 41 and still out here pumping. Get a more active hobby maybe |
| Uncle Sam come knocking next April better lose some |
| I do heat training. Full sweatsuit, treadmill, three space heaters on me. The amount of sweat that builds up in the suit is absolutely disgusting. |
| LOAD THE BOATS AND LET IT RAIN ON YOU |
| If you're gonna dream, dream big. |
| i don't know how you can conflate the entire tech sector going up with you got it right with apple. Apple went up about 4% since last week. Take a guess how much other mag7 have gone up since.... |
| About 10x |
| damn bro. |
| Also dumped hot sauce all over them |
| https://www.reddit.com/r/ObscurePatentDangers/s/A9AmYlQkAt\n\nI hate flock cameras as much as the operating system verification if that gets passed |
| God damn. Your profile pic just gave me a blast from the past lol. |
| oh to be a multimillionaire under 30 |
| It’s the enriched flour |
| No taxes if I lose it all tho |
| That's why they're called candles |
| y |
| I hate being bipolar, it’s awesome |
| so… who is gonna try first? |
| Bull going crazy after hours |
| Brother, you did a 200x. \n\n\nLeave 50k in there and pull out 150k (or better yet, move to a solid ETF).\n\nIf you want to gamble and do this again, 50k becomes 10mm (you won't achieve this). |
| zoom out — need to see the next month forecast |
| It’s loosley real. But yes, that was crazy. I had to confirm multiple sources thinking it was AI. |
| Is he carrying the flame? |
| Very well may. I'm not going to put down any money on any longer term predictions and keep it short-term/quick on my feet. |
| Bears in shambles. Imagine being in cash right now, or worse.... shorting. |
| We're going to have two weeks of pump off of the exact same false claims made by 🍊 dozens of times \n\nThe fall will be entertaining I guess |
| Iran has been top tier trolling. Winning the social media war for all those who follow more than just mango and friends. |
| 2000% is pretty impressive |
| Based on this map to the right is apocalyptic. |
| You can still celebrate! Everyone’s still celebrating. Yay Vilsa is here to celebrate now this is the fucking best |
| I had tequila n bagel bites for dinner last night. I've been farting all day |
| Oh that's Canadian? So like monopoly money? |
| Someone explain his screen shot to me....he bought 1k of options 10 days but i'm looking at both calls that i assume is only 1 contract each. I looked at the chart in Webull and the lowest price 400c for 4/17 was 0.65. I'm not sure what "Mark" means but even if you subtract the difference between the highest price 9.69, i cant figure out how he made "$58.5k"..... at most i calculate approx. 10k |
| ITM leaps are great, hell if you pick the right time even OTM leaps can be great too. |
| They go back down after they go up too dumbass |
| Here ya go captain\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/encs05c1ttvg1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1ac008958cadec382a057db3ec0d22ef1b5cfff2 |
| Oof i was bullish on spy until now |
| The answers for stock trading have been under are noses this whole damn time! |
| This has been the toughest month of my life. Was banned for a month and missed shitposting in this subreddit for the entire war. 😔😔😔 |
| How many of you regards are trapped this weekend |
| Appreciate it man, I needed that. I will withdraw 50k out on Monday |
| I'm into that normal looking ass shit woof |
| it’s extremely differcult to do nowadays because of multiple decks and shuffling machines. The casino probably makes more on regards who think they can count cards vs those who actually can |
| I’m not a member of the squirrel community |
| People going to go broke from gas prices and that dumbass though shorting Ross was a good idea? |
| Glad i sold at EoD. Long term setups are too risky with the way events have been going. |
| 🥭 is talking again. Calls or puts monday ? |
| Watch this exact scenario play out and come back to this. |
| He’s the equivalent of the dude who can’t stop bitching about his ex…. |
| > "Iran's enriched uranium is absolutely not supposed to be transferred anywhere. To the same extent that Iranian soil is important and sacred to us, this matter is also important to us. So this is completely rejected."\n\n> Iranian FM spokesperson Esmaeil Baghaei on American claims about transferring enriched uranium: The issue of transferring uranium with 20 percent enrichment is not on the table at all. This discussion has never been raised. |
| **Ban Bet Created:** **/u/nascarhero** bet **SPY** goes from **710.83** to **750.0** before **24-Apr-2026 06:20 PM EDT**\n\nTheir record is 0 wins and 4 losses.\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| !banbet SPY 750 1w |
| I got burned on the ceasefire, sold everything the very next day & vowed not to touch oil again LOL |
| GG ! |
| 🥵 |
| Call me crazy but pepsi is gonna breakout next week |
| https://preview.redd.it/j3dvmrusstvg1.png?width=1024&format=png&auto=webp&s=4b5a6449a6d1485f53a91b367dc464ebd1f607c1 |
| Need the PDT rule to drop Monday |
| Well that's all she wrote, big lady is singing! |
| Yeah but the markets are in deepfried mode. Who knows what'll happen that far out. |
| Stoic1024 thanks! |
| bulls legitimately laugh out loud at their own shitty ai slop images of bears being mutilated. low vibrational creatures |
| Hey /u/Appropriate-Debate13 - I am a bot from /r/wallstreetbets. You submitted one or more banned tickers: BATL.\n\n We don't allow discussion of low market cap (less than 500mm) tickers to prevent pump & dump spam and scammers. |
| Post your all-time |
| You saying he pumped him self some room for an attack?! |
| Either the market is schizophrenic or we are. |
| I am aware of that, but there are still enough to make a run for it collectively. \n\nRegardless it is market manipulation Friday it seems and supposidly an agreement was made. |
| mhmm mhmm... all in bitcoin got it. |
| Crunchwrap supreme if I made money; cheesy roll-up otherwise |
| Markets are so predictable, we’re going to pump untill Mag6 earnings are done. Then slow bleed in May, and proceed to pump up in anticipation of nvidia earnings, then back down for the next two months or so. |
| Under your local highway overpass |
| And yet tech companies haven’t had a problem. Nvidia’s earnings are up 95% YoY. \n\nMost tech companies increase PE 20% YoY. That obviously has to include the dilution. |
| I was thinking about this earlier today. This entire conflict has transpired half the world away, it's so far removed from my daily life that it's like it's not even real, like it's make believe. All that's really changed in that time is that the cost of gas (and by extension everything else) has gone up.\n\nObviously I'm aware this is a real conflict with real casualties and I'm very privileged for being able to live like that. |
| Zooming out looks like we trade flat until you reach Qatar then it's a big dump again |
| SPY $675 Monday. Some shit is gonna happen this weekend I just know it. |
| https://preview.redd.it/baqoavejstvg1.png?width=1122&format=png&auto=webp&s=f8863b07c52e8f709213ff4eed3c13dd5259ee66 |
| Where’s the guy who made a DD on shorting Ross? It’s at a ATH. 😃 |
| V for victory!!! |
| He is no Joel Goodson |
| I made 3.5k this week boys , everyone drop their cashapp down below I feel like blessing yall |
| Yeah. Worked till it didn’t. |
| Trump talking live at Turning Point at the moment. Currently ranting about Sleepy Joe Biden as usual |
| Lmao, give me the feel for it again award. |
| Gotta trade tokenized stocks for the full 24h experience. |
| From -15k to +10k to -70. 🙁 |
| You people live on a different planet to just gamble with 25k just like that |
| Inshallah! |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/thehelpfuldemeter made a bet that TSLA would go to 375.0 within **1 day** when it was 388.489 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 0 wins and 1 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| What are you holding? |
| Suno. absolute bangers and it's all based on our lives instead of some famous person |
| I used to be able to go that hard in my 20s. Felt good to exert that much but now that I’m a fat 30yo with a cushy office job I physically can’t push myself that far- just went to the gym for the first time in weeks today and only sweat mildly and nearly passed out on the sidewalk on the walk back to my townhome. Getting old sucks. In the bright side I managed to lose another grand in the market this week and now am -45k all time. Gonna get high as fuck on edibles and play crimson desert. |
| That’s my Strava run, did you follow me ? |
| Well I bought a put because I expected this, but I also expect to still lose on it. |
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| Msft for the rebound the last week, goog first then amzn for the long hold |
| A fool and his money... |
| Top tier shit post |
| Thanks |
| You already have a bet going - SPY to 750.0 before 21-May-2026 08:39 PM -05 |
| Risk management it happens man. Don’t bet more then you can afford to lose. |
| Broke the screenshot rule... paying the fucking price for it.. decided to double down. |
| Pan right. Need to see Monday's play |
| !banbet |
| Made money today!\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/zoxkkgf8stvg1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bfdc9b13c981af2c3454013abe99bae144d77678 |
| I mean Trump also said he wasn't in the epstein files... |
| Went woke |
| 🫡 \n\n$4 after taxes |
| Ok. I’m a furry.\n\nIn my 40’s with an MBA and a 1M+ port. Some of us managed success despite being weird.\n\nMy wife was shocked. |
| always.... |
| I called the gamblind addiction hotline and got hung up on LMFAOOOO. I’m not even joking. Guess it’s a sign, I’ll be back Monday! |
| we gamble here sir |
| Hahaha The ENTIRE market is being treated like an OTC pump and dump... |
| So nothing’s changed lmao 🌮 pumped the market on a whim. Does the market even care anymore? |
| Do not taunt Happy Hormuz. |
| I aint complaining about no flair \n\nOur time will come- enjoy the weekend |
| So who is it open for, bers? |
| Bro trying to get his puts to print |
| Does he like peanuts ? |
| Edit** They didn’t. 😀 |
| Wish I knew how to make those gains! Great job! |
| 🙏 |
| I did the first time. Then forgot I had done it already. Read this and went back to do it again. All in the span of 5 minutes.\n\nI need a nap. |
| Hell yeah bro. \n\nWhy do I sense that you weigh north of 300lb? |
| Not a permabear but I expected some sort of pullback this week. Got blasted selling credit spreads. switched to debit for next week. Hopefully I don't get F'd in the A |
| godspeed regard |
| No but sometimes I pace a lot |
| Yeah. Let us know how you his edge treats you next week. |
| The strait is just like my hole, sometimes open sometimes closed, depending on who is trying to get in 🤪 |
| ❤️🥲 |
| shares only, is the only way!! |
| Go with the large instead of medium fries from Wendy's tonight. Youve earned it |
| How many times do we have to win this war before we win this war? |
| Disgusting |
| Opendoor, it's like carvana for houses |
| Its not the destination but the journey or something like that |
| https://preview.redd.it/c16u4p4xrtvg1.png?width=2731&format=png&auto=webp&s=52ed70a109422585f3b3257200dc51471e0058f3\n\nStfu lmaooooooo |
| Will holidays effect these hours? |
| Why won't u post the loss porn |
| Gimme the damn remote 😂😂 |
| Yall ever sweat so much from a workout it feels like you just got a bucket of water poured on you |
| 715+ open monday morning. |
| Trading with an edge? I prefer edging, with an occasional trade |
| I though high oil was good for the USA and it's what we wanted? |
| Got it wrong… Hormuz once, shame on me. Hormuz twice … can’t get hormuzed again 😂😂 GW Bush |
| i’m from italy and yes you can, also from bologna you can go to milan/como in 1/2h by train or florence in 1h, rome in 2/3h |
| Need a flair thread… if people start asking for one they’ll make one |
| No, I'm waiting for the rsi to get above 80. |
| I am gae. |
| I think it’s a butthole |
| I bought I shit ton of vix call the last 2 days |
| We might get peace in the middle east before gta6 |
| Lol, the whole thing was just a pnd, you’re dumb it you think otherwise. Happens all the time |
| Blind leading the blind, shut up |
| I’m still trying to find that AI photo someone posted a few weeks back of a moose with lipstick and high heels. So stupid, but yet, still had me laughing. |
| Made a $5 profit from $500 option trade today\n\nWas down $250 at one point \n\nLife is good |
| #which oil bull will be delivering my door dash order tonight |
| Wronggggg |
| Damn |
| I'm a Leslie Picker fan. |
| Bro the US blockake was only announced last weekend after peace talks collapsed right? |
| underrated moment of this absurd week was kegsbreath quoting a fake bible verse from pulp fiction |
| At this point I’m even asking… is Hormuz even real? |
| Hookers is the way, brother. Joke aside, food is amazing and tons of things to do, I guarantee you don’t be bored and will not regret doing it. |
| Stop crying and post some epic gainz or losses.\n\nMust be earned; not given. |
| https://preview.redd.it/oicqhwtkrtvg1.jpeg?width=230&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=77737878c4fc5bce69ea810aac8205f1775e3516\n\n |
| Bologna italy is shit, split is much better. I got a tour guide for you |
| Does this mean we can all stop being geopolitical experts and go back to not caring? |
| Who is on first? |
| https://preview.redd.it/bjkdn2zirtvg1.png?width=466&format=png&auto=webp&s=20917ba9b8004c0adf9b83b0e497a188e7be5b13\n\n |
| You’re just 50 blowjobs away! |
| Maybe the week after, but I can’t see anything going wrong prior to more talks and actions during the week. International events are pretty bland during the weekend |
| Imagine the S&P—the asset that has an average annual return of 8%—rising 5% in a single week and you lose everything. That’s pure regardium. |
| If it wasn’t for Remy id be on a flight tonight to Caracas. Gotta figure stuff out |
| Slovenia is beautiful as shi |
| I was talking about earnings report |
| What did Cuba do to deserve this? |
| Google! Best investment ever made. Got damn. |
| Im highly jealous of people with user flairs 😫 |
| The most non-retarded comment.\n\nI can narrate every dialog in “Bonnie’s Situation” by heart. |
| niice, bought spy put 3 weeks out before close today |
| Can’t wait to run this whole cycle back Monday with Cuba as the new enemy. |
| Did anyone seriously jump in after the 500% rise? They should give medals for that. |
| SPY 700c for today bought on Monday would have given you a 246 bagger. 0.05 to 12.30 \nCould've Would've Should've |
| #The "boots on the ground" will be Allbirds shoes LMAO🤌 |
| https://preview.redd.it/rljfl42crtvg1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=555b4237e8601ff21a28994aeb7917d65658d125\n\n |
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| Why is card counting allowed in the casino |
| I trade deep ITM leaps as way to use leverage without having a margin account. Yeah, I definitely dont see swings like that |
| So if you sit in cash you're getting killed. Bonds are kinda fucked too. All you can do is stay invested, or try to sit on sone other currency that doesn't suck. |
| Has anyone considered a large neon open and closed sign somewhere in the middle of the strait? |
| Good advice. I bet heavily against the USA being a collection of fat cucks like the people in Wall-E in thrall to a demented piece of tropical fruit, and lost my money baby. |
| Def |
| They already fired everyone who was trying to do any investigations. The department IS dead |
| Nice good luck with them I was lucky to get this at .08 sold at 1.38 i was playing safe bers are crazy |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/ChatptaaMatarParatha made a bet that USO would go to 139.5128 within **5 days** when it was 124.565 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 0 wins and 1 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| What have you been putting in there? |
| Fuck.\n\nSo what you’re saying is I should put down more puts cause the stocks going up is inflated from all my puts? |
| Allbirds |
| This sub stopped being in my feed, I missed yall |
| I am 28 is that young? |
| No I did not lose shit ton of money today buying puts. I lost shit ton of money on POS NFLX calls. |
| I trust Rockstar to make a decent game, but when you have more than 10 years between releases it's hard to reach the level of hype. Same with Elder Scrolls 6.\n |
| GODDAMN 😍 \n\nCan confirm, and you’re right bro 🫡 |
| Update: I would’ve gotten burned lol. Made the correct judgment call… that is new 🤣🫡 |
| I have a metric fuck ton of INTC puts for 4/24 and 5/1 |
| Huh rookie plays 3-4 days if he keeps hedging like a boss. |
| Try the contiki tour or yacht week if younger. |
| Internal or external use ? |
| The losses from puts is what's driving stocks to go up |
| People who post pictures with a play button should be drawn and quartered. |
| Not true, I can attest that BOA will NOT give almost anyone $200,000 if you have a good amount of cash! But by all means try it. |
| Please cash that shit and be responsible |
| GOOGL EASILY, \n\nTHE OTHER SELLS CHEAP CHINESE JUNK, AND THE OTHER BUGGY SOFTWARE THAT'S BEING ABANDONED BY THE EU |
| You’re looking at the wrong Strait. We opened the Strait of Iran according to 🥭 |
| Bruh just beat it. |
| get a job. come back when you break 500K nerd |
| Thom Tillis said he's still blocking Warsh |
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| Now make it orange and brown. You choose which is which 🤭 |
| Hormuz me twice….you shouldn’t Hormuz people |
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| IM NOT SELLING I LIKE THE STOCK |
| Two things happened today that rarely happen together.\nThe US publicly restrained Israel AND extracted Iran's nuclear program in the same 24 hours |
| People fucking actually using martingale outside math smh |
| See you soon, Valkyrie. Don't let the market close without you. |
| Just another classic Friday during a Trump admin. |
| Damn. See you when you get back friend |
| Gotta have the discipline not to quit some people fear and panic sell if they even down by 10 dollars. |
| I know how it usually goes, sadly, yet I'm still tempted to do the Monday thing. What happened over the past week is that many entered with little money and because of good early winnings they just kept doubling down on the same recipe, cause house money. What's surreal is that the calls no matter what meme came to life this week. I thought about it yesterday but every time I bought 1 DTE at close it took a significant pump for them to even maintain their value at open the following day. I didn't know it was possible for a contract to go up 4000% on a 1.4% move of the underlying, still don't get it but will definitely do some research. |
| Username checks out. |
| Basically a Karen got jealous that s squirrel has more followers than her so she snitched to NYS govt and they raided the owners place and confiscated peanut and Fred, so they test for rabies. Peanut has been living with their owner for months and no sign of rabies. So to test for rabies, they need to decapitated the animals. |
| Swear every bear has to be euro or something. \n\nNo way anyone who lives here can be this dumb to bet against USA. |
| Why did you even bother with the 10K? Every regard has known that thing was nothing but a hype train for last decade. |
| Don't worry, there will be another opportunity next March to repeat our mistakes |
| Allbirds is going to buy Microsoft soon |
| lets eat boys |
| 🅱️oots on the ground |
| It's not up to Iran anymore...trump took that power away and kept it |
| How 😂\n\nCongrats |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/SPY_0DTE made a bet that SPY would go to 670.0 within **4 days** when it was 686.576 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 0 wins and 1 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| It seems that we forgot hodl aka diamond hands what has this sub become. Now we got cowards XD |
| Oh what’d you get? |
| I have shorted it a few days ago. And am now down 5%. Scared as shit. |
| Like a scene from movie….and a tard says ‘the stock went down, time to buy!’ And then Monday it drops another 8%. |
| It’s a giant casino now… grab your trendies and go🍻 |
| More than i will make working behind the dumpster the whole weekend 😔😔 |
| Why don’t commercial vessels just simply install mine-detecting sensors on the bonnet? |
| I loaded up on some 4/24 puts |
| Bro, who cares about earnings anymore? |
| Haha you killed those bers dead |
| Glad I didn’t believe those pumpers online about FRMI and why we should get calls. What a bloodbath. |
| Hey, I'm not too, and even though it's about the dollar, very few know it should be written like this, unless they are too knowledgeable about the US and their norms, like writing the amount after the $.\n\nIf you asked me, I would absolutely do this mistake if I'm not paying attention, and in fact I do write it wrong most of the time, then I correct it during the proofreading.\n\nBtw, you say 5 dollars, so it would make sense to write it 5$. |
| if i wasn't tired, I would have shorted the market this morning. that mental exhaustion actually saved me this time. |
| Lactose intolerance? |
| \n - Do a weekend of a ceasefire and get your puppet fed chair confirmed on Tuesday. \n\n - Have the vote the week after / immediately \n\n - Blow up kharg island, invade, send oil to 300. \n\n - Tweet at your puppet fed chair to cut.\n\n - He hikes 25 bps to establish credibility.\n\n - Then he cuts to 1%.\n\n✅️ This is how you devalue your debt via **financial repression**. |
| Over what time period? |
| Works everytime. |
| Congrats boys .. we lost money in a 1 in 100 year event |
| Been moving my entire port into AMZN for most of the year, so it better be them. |
| At one point I realized it’s much easier to make money with calls than it is with puts |
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| Just me and the wsb crowd lol. I'd love to see everyone get rich. We get in before the institutions, and they pay us off—they come in late as usual, like they did with Amazon, Tesla, and Nvidia 😊 |
| Fuck you |
| I don’t even know if what happened happened … what even happened ? |
| GOOGL vs AMZN vs MSFT\n\npick one winner |
| I ain't reading all that shit until you're up $100k |
| Iran: Hormuz is open\n\nAlso Iran: We set up mines in Hormuz, but we dunno where they are now.\n\nThe market: Sounds bullish to me. |
| Justice for peanut and Fred |
| Good work |
| Oof someone call an ambulance dude just got burned. Nice op. |
| rklb on the rise and asts on the decline \n\noof |
| We might get real life GTA6 if this economy collapses before GTA6 the game |
| I would go on a guided tour if you can afford it. That will keep you busy. |
| Damn, tf were you doing |
| Brother she's the most normal lookin ass Asian woman on earth\n\nAt least lust after JAV stars or something, I dunno |
| I know. It's going to be about $4500 so definitely a good chunk of the profits. that's okay though. I usually get about $1200 back at the end of the year, so this is still close enough in my mind |
| Thx I’m a man 🥰 |
| yeet |
| Okay this made me laugh way too hard for the situation at hand, or I should say at finger. |
| The password is "Open Sesame" |
| [Cocks gun hammer] Not good enough. Last chance, bud. |
| She’s pretty though 🥰 |
| How much |
| This ain't 2022 |
| Should I go for a solo trip Bologna, Italy or Split, Croatia ? Kinda afraid that I will be bored alone. |
| It’s both closed and open depending on what you choose to focus on. Quantum economics |
| What is duck and wabbit season ? All the salmon been flushed out the water.. might need to change my diet |
| Does that mean you will fuck a bear in his honor? You know fuck out the ghey and all. |
| 😡 |
| When are you starting a Substack? |
| What do you mean? I was expecting energy to go up (it might, it seems to be rebounding losses, just slowly). I just didn't know XLE is cyclic and I misgauged the Iran war premium. XLE isn't just oil, but obviously it's going to be pretty correlated with oil.\n\nOP was pretty much petting on bear market. I didn't think SPY or QQQ were going to suffer, I was agnostic about it, I am just expecting energy to run up. |
| Meh Chinese Japanese Lebanese same thing 🙄 |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/BlackKnightsOptions made a bet that SPY would go to 689.1650999999999 within **2 days** when it was 699.66 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 7 wins and 8 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| Yeah. Either overwrought to the point that it's a buggy shithole mess or it's in dev for so long because the studio keeps getting sent back to rejig the actual game to be shoehorned into a monetisation framework. |
| I’m not a furry, I swear. |
| Imagine being ber |
| Good lord why are nurses all so sexy 😩 |
| Of course. I wasn't taking my eyes off those calls until they were sold. |
| I find Joe Kernin sexy |
| wouldn't this be accounted for in EPS fully diluted? |
| Melissa Lee O.o WOAH |
| Kudos for posting your real p&l instead of a fake as per tradition |
| Condolences, and way to put things in perspective on a bull run like this. |
| I lost money today. A lot of money. AMA. |
| Prolly a squirrel |
| Send pics |
| In case you was in a cave these days. US only blocks vessels coming in and out Iran's ports, any other vessels can pass. |
| I’m not dumb |
| Bag holders gunna bag hold. |
| The other half |
| The rally helped, but it was staggered a bit where SPY popped and then TSLA did a mega outsized move on Wednesday.\n\nI’m actually kicking myself because I put my money in positions where if I yoloed them and waited another day I’d have an experience like OP. Had SPY calls through last week, then MSFT calls over the weekend, withdrew a bunch and put a small amount into TSLA 395c. Had the plays but not the heart. Difference between turning $700 into $5k vs. $350k. |
| yeh apparently its fine once in a while, which is what ive been doing, but if i intend to continue doing it i gotta stop doing it therr |
| STFU BEAR |
| He didn’t stfu last Friday and we pumped Monday |
| 0 DTE?? |
| "Smartest move" move would be sell $1 LEAPS then use that $ to buy short puts and roll them every week. |
| Good Lord, Melissa Lee is looking good. |
| Hell no. This is the best lowbrow art out there. Should be in a gallery |
| What the fuck is peanut the squirrel |
| Exactly. You got lucky during a big rally week. You're not a genius\n\nFucking idiot gambling your winnings |
| Open the casino |
| Considering various other "news" subs ban everyone and only post a certain countries propaganda. Yes. |
| I don't expect them to be ITM. They were cheap tho, maybe some quick bucks |
| #BIG RED |
| Then Trump was sort of celebrating it in a "Look what I did!" way. |
| Can't think of any game thats been developing for this long that ever turned out good |
| Some weird attempt at ascii art, dude looked like he was wearing a bra. Got an angry comment from OP saying, no it was in fact a (Checks notes) …. vest |
| I’m not from wsb, but please take out some even if you enjoy gambling. Depends on where you are in life, but 50k in the bank is such a huge financial safety net (assuming you don’t have other savings). With taxes, I’m sure if you continue to gamble eventually you won’t have to worry about them as the capital losses will make up for it. Not saying you can’t get lucky, just that the EV of options is negative and the house will win eventually unless you cash out. |
| Now all 🥭 has to do is STFU for the weekend and we can continue pumping Monday. That’s just common sense so he’ll probably say something Sunday night. |
| So what you're saying is the straight isn't closed until you check? Stop fucking looking people |
| https://preview.redd.it/ryumxhfaptvg1.jpeg?width=334&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e1d44a90c9a25d8cc235a652443385a9d2a77a78 |
| If it smells like a pump and dump and it quacks like a pump and dump.... |
| Getting your software compliant, is a lot cheaper that a 2mil a year contract with Oracle |
| Wow! |
| Where this message coming from? Heard🥭 cheering and celebrating his glorious victory … how fresh is this news ? |
| Wait did they really refer to that child-touching clod as "Mango"? ONE OF US! |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/dabblesest made a bet that SPY would go to 689.106 within **2 days** when it was 699.6 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 1 wins and 2 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| 😌 |
| Even Buffet sells for a loss some times, if trade doesn't work out than sell, nothing wrong with it. Otherwise you'd be like an AMC shareholder |
| Congrats bro. Keep going and don't burn it all down. Look into some of the momentum ETFs for safer but relatively high ROI |
| FIRE THE MOD WHO MAKES THESE GAY ASS CALENDAR HEADERS |
| That's like... 12 GBP in real money? |
| This market doesn’t make any sense. Trump created a problem and claims to have fixed yet, but has done nothing to actually fix it. Yet the market thinks the problem is solved?\n\nTypical criminal insider trading activity. |
| See: crypto |
| Should just buy some OxyContin instead |
| Khamenei says fuck them calls |
| Wtf is intels p/e? |
| switch to a taxed account. I don't think you're supposed to trade options actively in a TFSA |
| What’s your position in the trump administration? |
| I was definitely wrong about flat by Friday this week |
| If it wasn't grannies inherentance money this is still stupid, if it was grannies money OP might be "smarter" than that intel guy. |
| I'll see it when I believe it! |
| ❤️❤️❤️ |
| move to America 🥰🥰, anyways im assuming it's tfsa, lol don't day trade and get urself fucked u noob |
| Good luck getting paid. |
| Market is retarded. Similar design products already existed like since 2023. |
| This has always happened and will continue to |
| Man, what kind of degenerate stuff was this guy doing |
| Regard plus version of Reddit.. gotta shell out 15 crayons a month for that 😂😂 |
| got yourself a new deferred tax asset |
| Well that’s why you did what you did. Good job but I know how you feel |
| Bulls need to get dicked next week |
| Almost! My finger was about to touch it and I caught myself. |
| Can't they work out some sort of alternating weekend deal? Who gets the tankers on which holidays? |
| Opposable thumbs is the key |
| Looks like fun! Take a nice tour of the Persian Gulf |
| I mean hopefully you make it back and use it against that. I've had that situation before, and it's always fun to have a couple hundred thousand in realized gains with no tax liability due to previous offsetting losses. |
| Ugh I don’t feel like working on the pasture fence. I’ll just set a few posts then say it took me hours, and spend the rest of my day off jerking off to weird Helluva Boss fan art.\n\nFucking Loona… |
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| this what they mean by drain the swamp? |
| Play responsibly. |
| Does that get him banned? |
| For some reason I just have this premonition that GTA 6 is gonna end up dogshit for some reason. Microtransaction GaaS nightmare or something. It tracks with how shit tends to go these days; especially after such a long wait. |
| You’d be talking to my ghost instead |
| Remember when people said Friday sell-off for sure and it's just gonna by 720 by Monday open |
| Loving your pfp |
| Can someone explain what an oil short is? I haven't actually joined this sub im just passing by but I assume its shares? |
| im gonna be in more shambles than the bears when the government comes for me |
| ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⠛⢉⢉⠉⠉⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿\n⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⠠⡰⣕⣗⣷⣧⣀⣅⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿\n⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃⣠⣳⣟⣿⣿⣷⣿⡿⣜⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿\n⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠁⠄⣳⢷⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣝⠖⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿\n⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃⠄⢢⡹⣿⢷⣯⢿⢷⡫⣗⠍⢰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿\n⣿⣿⣿⡏⢀⢄⠤⣁⠋⠿⣗⣟⡯⡏⢎⠁⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿\n⣿⣿⣿⠄⢔⢕⣯⣿⣿⡲⡤⡄⡤⠄⡀⢠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿\n⣿⣿⠇⠠⡳⣯⣿⣿⣾⢵⣫⢎⢎⠆⢀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿\n⣿⣿⠄⢨⣫⣿⣿⡿⣿⣻⢎⡗⡕⡅⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿\n⣿⣿⠄⢜⢾⣾⣿⣿⣟⣗⢯⡪⡳⡀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿\n⣿⣿⠄⢸⢽⣿⣷⣿⣻⡮⡧⡳⡱⡁⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿\n⣿⣿⡄⢨⣻⣽⣿⣟⣿⣞⣗⡽⡸⡐⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿\n⣿⣿⡇⢀⢗⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣞⡵⡣⣊⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿\n⣿⣿⣿⡀⡣⣗⣿⣿⣿⣿⣯⡯⡺⣼⠎⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿\n⣿⣿⣿⣧⠐⡵⣻⣟⣯⣿⣷⣟⣝⢞⡿⢹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿\n⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆⢘⡺⣽⢿⣻⣿⣗⡷⣹⢩⢃⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿\n⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⠄⠪⣯⣟⣿⢯⣿⣻⣜⢎⢆⠜⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿\n⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆⠄⢣⣻⣽⣿⣿⣟⣾⡮⡺⡸⠸⣿⣿⣿⣿\n⣿⣿⡿⠛⠉⠁⠄⢕⡳⣽⡾⣿⢽⣯⡿⣮⢚⣅⠹⣿⣿⣿\n⡿⠋⠄⠄⠄⠄⢀⠒⠝⣞⢿⡿⣿⣽⢿⡽⣧⣳⡅⠌⠻⣿\n⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠐⡐⠱⡱⣻⡻⣝⣮⣟⣿⣻⣟⣻⡺⣊\n\n\nFinally its the weekend. |
| What was the comment!?! |
| I stg like half the population is dumb as a bag of bricks bro. Makes me wonder how society even functions at all. |
| Sorry for your loss. Keep your head up, It gets better just takes time. |
| If it didn’t go up and you full ported how would you feel |
| what happened lol |
| No it will be 102.99. |
| Don’t forget Bed Bath and Beyond. That was probably the worst. There are still some thinking their liquidated shares will come back somehow. lol |
| Not next week |
| Tesla scares tf out of me to buy puts against |
| Did it hurt when your port fell from heaven? |
| Share some asshole |
| I told an oil bull he should probably get out when oil was at $103 and he made fun of me. \n\nHe’s currently crashing out on the oil sub rn, hilarious to watch. \n\nDon’t bet against the USA baby. |
| Stopped reading at GEX... surprised there isn't a signup link for suckers. |
| like saying oh the wind is blowing it must be going to rain. |
| I swear I’ve seen this comment a few times this week, who do you work for? 😂 |
| The best thing about losing 700k in one year is the crazy tax savings you get for the next 233 years \n\n#taxsavings |
| UNH ? Puts or call? Or yes |
| My guess is this is the classic baseball trick. Dude has 10 accounts with different strategies and only shows the one that did well. |
| Oh wow, he was serious |
| Do Martingale on a long enough timeline and being a Wendy gay will be the only way. |
| JUST GOT MY VISA TO VENEZUELA LETS GOOOOOOOOOOO |
| It's screaming Pepe but I had to paste it into a note and rotate screen to make sense of it. Still janky even then. |
| This is true hahahahaha |
| 99% or people don’t know this is going on or what it even means. |
| And then Elon going to post this |
| Unpopular opinion the new Fable will be more fun than GTA 6 |
| But their dividend went up! |
| TSLA, but the market isn't rationale |
| Is this the euphoria phase |
| I've got 1000 shares of NVDA that I've been holding since they were 99.36. I'll sell them when they are at 1000. |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/alldawgsgotoheaven2 made a bet that TSLA would go to 420.0 within **2 days** when it was 392.357 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 0 wins and 5 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| Or he just Tweets everything is fine. Reality be damned. |
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| Didn’t Harry Potter have to destroy 5 Hormuz’s to kill Voldemort ? |
| The result of 30 years of poor educational policy.\n\nAlso, maybe furry erotica? |
| All that shit is |
| Whelp, glad I dumped my 3x leveraged etf at today’s peak |
| 420 by 4/20 |
| Yeah wtf, why is it worth so much lol |
| No way |
| Easy. Stop listening to Trump. |
| Guy next to me on the train asked ChatGPT what is a ber?\n\nChatGPt responded with someone that likes to lose money (e.g 🐻🌈) |
| IMO MSFT still bullish |
| why my anoos hurts bruv |
| Sure thing diddler. Addicted to pew... |
| Why don’t u continue trading in ur tax free account 🥰 |
| I also recite pulp fiction quotes as scripture |
| Why didn’t I full port MSFT at 355. Only quarter port and I feel shame. |
| It’s open in theory but who wants to test it in practice? |
| Y r u gei? |
| Pepe |
| You are describing a handful of posts. For this one post, there are thousands who placed losing bets. The losers usually don't post their losses unless they enjoy the loss porn humiliation ritual. I still trade options regularly but it is 100% gambling most of the time you lose.\n\nYou clearly don't want to believe me so go ahead and stake out a position on monday. Let me know how it goes. |
| C. Trade options even harder |
| Thinking same, 'cept SE Asia or Central or South Am....somewhere where a cell phone bill is $12 monthly. \n\n |
| Carvana. But it could definitely get more overvalued! |
| 🫂 |
| Have you tried not being a gay bear |
| You still have a lot of capital, and 15% is not a lot to recover from. I suffer a big loss from the gold and silver crashed as well down 9% (loss $55k). I avoid trading anything that can crash like that. I stick to ETFs and only use a tiny amount to buy individual stock. Just like you I stayed bearish too long and missed the recovery on SPY, that hurts. Going to wait for a new entry. Good luck to the both of us. |
| Technically the US government is stepping in and trying to control price by releasing oil. Legal but clearly trying to control the market.\n\nThat sub also has its share of tinfoil hats like this place. |
| green be happy |
| My bad haha |
| 🐐 |
| Aww man |
| I'm not even joking. This nutszo short had to be them. It was a Brent short in London. |
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| Only bols that I don’t like are oil bols |
| okay I'm gonna delete this account for my routinely delete spree incase someone that knows me found it. |
| Lost 70k today believing in MSFT, AMA. |
| Bessent walks into Robinhood’s HQ and gets uncomfortably close to Vlads ear and whispers “now listen here buddy this is how things are going down. You’re going to be a good little boy and keep the books open today or I’m going to have Bobby junior break into your house at night and chop your dick off for his collection.” |
| i forgot my EZPASS. i gotta pay extra |
| If I say someone is “low IQ,” does that mean you will believe whatever I say, and ignore them completely, because you also want to be considered high IQ? Asking for a friend. |
| Pants stay off while chatting with the boys |
| So RSI is BS huh |
| Pretty funny that Iran has figured out how to manipulate the US stock market. They can finance their entire economy simply by manipulating the market. Just have specific companies notified beforehand of their tweets. |
| shave first. nobody likes a hairy bunghole |
| bersssss |
| But Trump got the market in the green lowered the price of oil maybe made cash for himself in the polymarket. He has all weekend to work on more gaslighting material |
| I'll feed the chickens while Jacob plows |
| Anything can happen in this market, but are you pinning your hopes on peace talks in Pakistan on Monday? I'll be cautious on that front. Now, if on Monday a ceasefire is announced in the Russia-Ukraine war, the SPY will spike 10% in a single session. |
| Behrs complaining that the market is rigged. Just like old times. Its good to be back! |
| bullish on friday lunch beers |
| My crayon muncher algo is at 73/100 profitable trades for the month\n\nBut it’s leaving some of the most dipshit short positions open at close. It’s short right now 🌝 |
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| REUTERS REPORTED IT WAS OPEN WTF DO I BASE REALITY ON NOW |
| https://preview.redd.it/ar30xktrntvg1.jpeg?width=1341&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fef9ab5366600a6068fe989b9edd9d5b8b1b3eae\n\nThis is why nobody trusts the market. |
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| big if true |
| I dunno. The Coast Guard? |
| "Nutlick: The worst thing is the sucking sound of how many people try to suck off of the U.S. government" spoken like a true baby-eater |
| Same same. Holla |
| This is the dream, people in this sub would make this and then lose it on a spy put lol |
| I use a reverse martingale, sometimes with a Fibonacci twist.\n\nThe problem is mathematically, your losing streak will outlast your bankroll.\n\nYou need to use the Kelly criterion or you're toast. |
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| One of my buddy's is like Kramer. every time he tells me to sell I buy. I almost feel bad for the guy |
| Well also the fact that the ships won't move through the straight right away even if it's open and it's too late to stop the supply shock so even if they could move freely there will be a lag before countries are resupplied. |
| Hell yeah chromosome winner |
| Ask your doctor if Hormuz is right for you. |
| RDDT, ORCL, and MSFT are ready for liftoff 🚀🚀🚀\n\nStrong, profitable, growing businesses at half price. Each can 3x this year. |
| Nah a toilet brush is actually useful. |
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| check out PTON |
| all in on AFL it’s time to print fellas |
| What he calls manipulation is p/c automatic hedging from MM. been investigated before perfectly legal |
| Bullish!! |
| Oil bulls were just gae Bers in disguise. Good riddance regards |
| 40+ days. |
| I know not everyone is getting rich but there's a lot of people who did lately basically just doing the same thing everyday. I'm so mad at myself that after reading all these posts for the past couple of days I thought well, too late now, and then today we see the mother of all pumps with strikes up over 3600% on a measly 1.4% spike. It went straight up too, so it was not literally printing money but as close as it gets. I took a loss the day the pump started so I stopped following for a little bit to avoid revenge trading, turns out I skipped this once in a lifetime rally |
| What is the most overvalued stock right now. Asking for a friend |
| The fuck am I looking at |
| main ones were\n\n1. 1k -> 12kish: bought calls on tech and puts on oil the day before ceasefire was announced. some weekly calls on amd and weekly puts on XOM\n2. last week 12kish -> 20kish: amd calls weeklies\n\n3. this week:tsla mainly some amd calls. bought calls on tuesday, sold them on the 7% run on wednesday (5x) bought back in at close and throughout the day on thursday. |
| I'm holding a measly amount of calls over the weekend. sorry guys🫠 |
| The Straight of Goatse. |
| SEO is cancer |
| It's a good place to be from. |
| Wen PDT goes away |
| How u all insulting us bers, should be thanking us for keeping the rally going |
| The correct answer. Markets can go up for bad reasons. |
| Postioning my dude. We all read the same news, calls were cheap all week, the writing on the wall was calls. I bought qqq calls $5 each, i sold them for like $150-$330 each. Its just small postioning good entry good exit |
| I genuinely think we’re gonna see 720+ next week if everything with this peace deal goes right |
| Is he wearing a bra? |
| Run far bro toss profits into vti and Spyi or jepq live off the dividends |
| You’ll martingale it all to 0 eventually. That strategy is retarded. |
| sorry to hear about your mate chins up yeah? |
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| allbirds could have held the rally with a sock puppet mascot rollout coincided with the AI pivot, got it |
| Wasn't it just open an hour and a half ago? Jesus, it's worse than the Warhammer Store I used to try to go to that was closed during business hours. |
| are the fentheads done trading oil yet? 🤡🤡 |
| Same. If you want to make big money, asked me what I have done and do the opposite. |
| If their product wasn't so bloody expensive I wouldn't have switched to Krita ans Canva. |
| Monday will just be another casual +1-2% day |
| #Imagine not buying TTWO knowing that GTA6 is coming soon LMAO🤌 |
| You probably put a lot of effort into this ASCII art if that's even what it is, but it's completely indecipherable |
| Its from Monday - Friday until 3:30PM EST what can t you guys understand that |
| Anyway the market will keep going up until bears start buying calls |
| More like some trading bots went crazy after seeing AI and a day later their owners manually pulled the plug |
| Spending my weekend watching ships turn around in the Strait of Hormuz. What are you doing? |
| Actually, i think morgan stanley’s map of the AI ecosystem, and its uncomfortable. |
| That’s like being the best selling toilet brush. |
| I am glad I bought oil calls right before market closed. I hope this is my first wise decision since the beginning of the year, as I have been constantly shafted by the orange guy. |
| Self love first homie. |
| Plain pat whatup |
| https://preview.redd.it/iwequk96ntvg1.jpeg?width=521&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0b3bbb71b288ea14663087642ccae88a5458a853 |
| The bestest of *luck*. |
| That could happen Monday |
| No Sir Martin Gay 🥂 |
| UNH, don't be a bitch. |
| Dear Ber: 🫵🤡\n |
| Lmaooooooo |
| SpaceX did account for 18.1% of all U.S. Cybertruck registrations in Q4 2025\n\nLol\n\n\nBut but cybertruck was the best selling ev truck |
| It's the Strait of Iran today. |
| https://preview.redd.it/jcuyioy1ntvg1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bbcabe9e7cad16a9b247cc64ba564e1f6daf513d |
| Called being on the losing side of a trade. Not manipulation. |
| Why would any invest in the stock market right now is beyond me. |
| That sub makes me laugh. I can't believe there's a Gamestore like sub for fucking OIL of all things lmao. Some people just want to stay broke I swear. |
| Wait… why? |
| My theory, Iran says it’s open while slipping a new bank account for the toll to be paid to under the table to all the countries waiting for their oil. US intelligence sniffs it out and reiterates to the tankers that they will be blocked for paying the toll. |
| Nope they made less then the year before |
| It’ll always go ⬆️ until it doesn’t |
| Oil in shambles LMAO |
| its entertainment for them and psychosis/schizophrenia for us while remaining completely broke forever. im #thriving and don't let anyone else tell you diff. |
| Gyat dam |
| Correct it’s only a problem when the poors do it |
| And that’s how I lost 2k this week |
| Pretty sure AI was looking for AI pivots in press releases and then more AI jumped on the momentum |
| https://preview.redd.it/cyfpjyvxmtvg1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=63516c759437e873b4fe06e834baee7ff47b865e |
| *Andy Dwyer 'and at this point I'm too afraid to ask' meme.* |
| Can polymarket arrange so WE can bet on WHO has been timing the market so perfectly? |
| No shit, the whole system is so fucked up and confusing that it's all just make believe. |
| FRMI, POET down |
| Yeah but only a fraction post their loss porn |
| Not much different per pound than the victor hi-pro premium I buy |
| this entire week lmao. Got PTSD from letting my winners run and having them 180 |
| Depends if you have wear pants or not while doing so |
| NASDAQ has posted its longest winning streak since 1992. You can’t say this market isn’t manipulated AF. Lmao |
| Believe it or not, calls |
| Don’t forget to pay the tax. You’re not getting the whole amount |
| Well I wasn’t red today, not very green either after thinking “no way this keeps going” |
| ➖➖➖🟩🟩➖🟩🟩\n➖➖🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩\n➖🟩🟩⬜⬛⬜⬜⬛🟩\n➖🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩\n🟩🟩🟩🟩🟥🟥🟥🟥\n🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩\n🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦 |
| Nobody cares when we're at all time highs |
| No one ever went bankrupt from taking profit |
| this comment i understand and i salute. |
| Ok, Ken. Nice try. |
| I would like to sign up. |
| Hell yeah man that sounds sweet. Enjoy your weekend and congrats. |
| I know I’m gonna get cooked because I’m a newbie but I have a genuine question. Let’s say I have $5000 to use and I wanted to put call. Is there a way for me to put a hard stop if I was to go too far and negative??? genuine question |
| Yeah gotta remember what it’s like to be a person I guess |
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| Adobe summit is all next week. I don't think they have anything that's gonna really change the narrative, but they're going to slap AI on everything and try to get the price up. Meanwhile Claude Design outputs will circulate. Up, down, up down |
| 400% plus gains are "ouch"-y? \n\nYou belong here. |
| Iran embassy: "A strait that is "FULLY OPEN" is a contradiction. If it were fully open, it would be called Mar-a-Lago (open to anyone with $200,000)."\n\nThey may have lost the war but their memes are on point. SPY 800 EOM |
| I thought there would at least be a dozen or so ships at least take the opportunity to try and leave with Iran saying they'd honor keeping it open until the ceasefire expired, but the US saying the blockade was still in effect on Iran and Iran saying they wouldn't open the straight unless the blockade on them was ended, I'm not at all surprised ships aren't making the passage. |
| Hail our lord Trump 🙏 |
| #barron be like 'JUST TRADE BETTER BRO' as he exits his 700k to 1 billion calls |
| My guess is we moon Monday morning on peace talks, Tues is sell the news. -3% by Wednesday, then new ATH by Friday. |
| I’ve got allbirds shorted going over the weekend. Could use a win after the chevron and uso today. |
| i already banished elon to the nether realm indefnitely. youre next. |
| But did you sell? |
| Solid. Well done. |
| Robinhood didn't have to worry about screwing over poor people. |
| Who could have seen that comming lmao. Still saw it at 100% but didnt buy because i though that its too ridiculus to not just dump imidiately. But it somehow kept going lmao. |
| If you were to do it this is the best time, market is numb and exhausted. We are not pricing in the risk of no deal. |
| **CNBC:** “Nasdaq posts longest win streak since 1992.”\n\n**BER:** *\*spits out cock*\* “It’s my time to shine 😈” |
| I made 15k the past two weeks doing jack shit. |
| Some of you are saying peace is a sell the news event.. please explain to me HOW THAT MAKES ANY FUCKING SENSE…\n\n\n⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡴⠁⣠⣶⠞⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠑⠒⠤⡀⠀⠀⣀⡠⠔⠒⠉⠉⠉⠙⠛⠿⣶⡄⠀⠀⠀⠈⣷⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀\n⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⠀⡴⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠓⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠹⣆⠀⠀⠀⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀\n⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡞⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⠤⠒⠃⠉⠉⠉⠑⠓⠶⣦⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠸⣧⡀⢀⣯⣀⣀⣀⣀⠀⠀\n⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⠀⣰⡞⠀⠀⠀⠀⠊⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣀⣀⠀⠉⢷⠀⠉⠈⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠀⠛⠿⣿⣯⣹⣿⢯⡉⠳⣄\n⠀⢀⣤⠄⠀⣩⣾⡟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⡴⠾⠛⠉⠉⠉⠛⠻⢶⣤⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⣿⣽⡄⢻⡄⠉\n⣰⠟⠀⢀⣴⠟⣻⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⠴⢟⣉⠴⣲⣿⣿⣿⣯⣭⣖⣲⣮⣝⠶⡄⠀⠀⢀⡠⠔⠒⠈⢉⣉⠤⣤⣤⣾⣿⣿⣶⢷⣤\n⠁⠀⢠⡾⠋⠀⡿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣤⠴⢾⣫⠵⠟⠉⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠙⠛⠿⢷⣞⡒⠉⡁⠠⠒⢒⣉⣵⠶⠟⠛⠉⠀⠈⠉⠙⡆⠁\n⠀⣠⡟⠁⠀⠀⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⠿⠤⢴⣶⡿⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣾⣿⡆⠀⠀⢀⣈⣿⣶⡶⠶⠚⠉⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⢰⣿⣷⠀⢀⡇⠀\n⢰⡟⠀⠀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢉⡻⠷⣦⣄⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣈⣿⣵⠶⠟⠛⠿⣯⣥⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣼⣿⣶⣿⣿⠁⠀\n⡿⠀⢀⣼⣁⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠛⠲⠦⣤⣭⣍⣉⣉⣉⣉⣀⣀⢠⡶⠂⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣰⡿⠟⠋⠁⠀⠀\n⣟⣦⠞⠋⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣀⣠⣤⣤⣤⣀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡤⠂⡉⠐⠂⠀⠀⠐⠠⠤⣤⡤⠤⠴⠒⠺⣿⣻⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀\n⡟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣴⡾⠛⠋⠉⣉⣉⣉⡉⠛⠛⠒⠶⠦⠴⢯⣴⣧⣤⣤⣄⣀⣀⣀⣀⢀⣀⣀⣠⣤⣤⡶⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀\n⠄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⣾⡿⠋⣠⣤⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣦⣤⣀⣀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠉⠛⠙⢛⢻⣿⣿⡿⢻⣏⣁⣤⣿⡿⠃⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀\n⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢰⣿⠋⢡⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣶⣶⣶⡾⠟⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠋⢁⣀⣀⣀⡀⠀⠀⠀\n⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⠏⢠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣤⣶⣿⠿⠛⠻⠿⣦⡀⠀\n⣤⣾⣻⡗⠀⢸⣿⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⢛⣿⣭⣭⣭⣿⣟⣛⠿⢷⣶⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣴⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠷⣤⡀⢈⡷⠀\n⡏⠉⠉⠁⠀⢸⡟⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠋⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠿⢷⣦⣬⣭⣩⣏⣽⣿⣿⡿⣿⡁⠀⠀⠀⠈⠉⠉⠀⠀\n⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⡀⠈⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠇⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠉⠛⠛⠋⠉⠀⠰⣤⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀\n⢻⣧⡀⠀⠀⡸⣿⣷⡀⠈⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣤⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀\n⠾⠿⣷⣄⠀⠉⠹⣿⣧⣄⣀⣈⣻⣿⣿⣿⣭⣿⣿⣭⣭⣉⣉⣹⣿⣛⣛⣛⣻⣿⣿⣿⠿⠟⠛⠛⢛⣛⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀\n⠀⠀⠈⠛⠿⢶⣦⣾⣟⣛⠋⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⣽⣿⠉⠉⢉⣿⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⢛⣻⣿⠿⢻⡟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⠀⠀⠀⠀\n⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠉⠉⠛⠛⠿⠷⣶⣦⣴⡿⢿⣿⡤⠖⡟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣀⣠⣴⡾⠋⠉⠀⢸⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠐⢑⠀⠀⠈⠀\n⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡴⠟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠾⠭⢍⣉⡉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠁⠙⠻⣷⣄⠀⠀⠘⣸⡇⠀⠄⠂⠀⠀⠀⠀⠐⠠⢀\n⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠔⠊⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣠⠤⠖⠋⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⢷⣜⠿⠛⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠄⠘\n⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣨⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠹⣇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠰⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ |
| *Laughs in Native American.* First time? |
| If line go down, flip display, now line go up. |
| You're not getting out until it's $780 million |
| can y'all pls contribute to my gofundme as I have neck pains watching this game of stupidity pingpong. |
| Apply directly to the forehead! |
| 6.66 billion more in large orders out of spy than in today… so that uh bodes well |
| I mean the jurisdiction is the UK. |
| https://preview.redd.it/jwkzscibmtvg1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=12039c7665822e2c69cfd684d6f86f2c6dea8642 |
| I'm sorry bro. Finally, his account will get some profits. |
| Manipulate deez nuts |
| Dudeception. |
| There’s some pent up energy in the spy vanna as well as VIX. If we have VIX movement up it can cause a cascading sell once we breach 700-704.\n\n |
| It will settle tomorrow morning |
| I only made it 😓 |
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| Can someone explain to me how the hell you can make so much money on options? I don't know shit about options |
| 1.2k comments and 47 up votes\n\n\nQuite the ratio |
| GameStop was the poors converging |
| Chill in here with the guys. Isn’t that usual? |
| https://preview.redd.it/i337n8w8mtvg1.png?width=1536&format=png&auto=webp&s=960a098abeac7507222596959e933f32f678bdb0\n\n |
| Why isnt the video playing 😐 |
| here u go!\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/niq14i58mtvg1.png?width=1536&format=png&auto=webp&s=349643ff96e7f29a6e931a8a2795f2bad3e820cb\n\n |
| Trump and family making so much money 💰 |
| There's also that little dolphin island that wants to get in the butt |
| r/oil coping even harder\n\n"BUY the dip on OIL"\n\n"Market manipulation"\n\n😂 |
| There needs to be designated shopping hours at stores for people who aren’t fucking fat retards and have been in public before. And if you fuck around during those hours your privileges get permanently revoked and you gotta shop with the fat retards again. |
| https://preview.redd.it/5n4ynht6mtvg1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a3be6de41514e51cad7b3fc76fd0db49aeb3c055 |
| Appreciate the tip! Think Im going w some Pistons playoff tickets for Sunday \n\nFinally got to come home and sit down for a minute and man, unbelievable lol |
| https://preview.redd.it/dadm0416mtvg1.jpeg?width=959&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c458273e37f0980015c3270db39b328a448882ef\n\n |
| The Israeli public is furious about the ceasefire so I bet they will do something. |
| So, what does this mean then.\n\nIs the IRGC just acting as Trump’s muscle to manipulate the futures market?\n\nIs the IRGC somehow also able to bet on this market?\n\nThe posts and the immediate market movements all seem so insanely artificial. |
| Yes it’s mostly fantasy and rarely happens. Work out get relatively big eat dick pills and fuck really hard |
| Gunna watch the pursuit of happyness to get pumped for an exam instead of studying |
| Yes. |
| I sold a 51.5 call to someone for BAC that finished in the money. Why do I still have my shares? |
| He still touched your sister |
| OINK. |
| It’s so peaceful here when cryptotards just shut the fuck up 😌 |
| Shut up, nerd. |
| #Last month's crash reset the clock on bull market. This is a brand new bull market. LMAO🤌 |
| I love this shit lol.. mostly cuz I’m drunk . But I still love this shit lol.. leave her ass behind 😩 |
| Breaking News: Hormuz confirmed to be the missing equation in quantum mechanics. Donald taking all the credit(s) for this innovative discovery. |
| I think they're clearly Türk 🇹🇷 |
| You didn’t hear? They pivoted from ETF to a god damn tech company |
| The oil Bers prob print next week |
| #⚠️Important Reminder for Ber⚠️\n\nIt’s not a loss if you delete the app and move to Venezuela to work in an industrial fishing net factory under a false identity. |
| April 17th should be Ber Remembrance Day. We will gather around and tell our grandchildren what bers were like before the two-week extinction event. |
| Barron's aptitude in technology is paying off |
| Well, I do know about this one guy his name was Luigi. He was crazy AF. |
| Worse then dbz and people keep praising that shit |
| He said Strait of IRAN is open. Not Strait of Hormuz. If know which strait he meant. |
| it may sound regarded. But there is a tiny hair gets into my skin. it hurts . |
| Also, it's worth considering if the owners have so much money they could manipulate the stock to keep the price afloat. \n\n\nI remember when Hindenburg put out a hit piece on a Costa Rican bank that was breaking laws on money laundering for the Russian mafia. The stock dipped a little, then went right back. It probably was all true, but they have money they can flex. |
| Such BS fraud |
| #spy 740 or Asia Carrera dinner date |
| Don't take investment advice from your friends. You had a good thing going already. |
| The comeback is going to be glorious. \n\nAnd you get a felony and you and you and you too! |
| You guys ever look back on a week where you made good money, and just be pissed off you didn't make more? |
| There's nothing elite about the "elites," they're societal parasites. Let's change the language used with them, it's a fun start. |
| Little this, little that. |
| Wow I fucked up this dip sold way too early 😔 |
| Yes |
| https://nitter.net/Osinttechnical/status/2045215990632362430#m |
| https://preview.redd.it/grdddg1wltvg1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cbfb739d80d6c79abf0d32ccb5d5e47e186bb568 |
| SEC are you awake? |
| Going on a small vacation w my girlfriend guys wish me luck |
| Then when on guy is photographed carrying a goose the presidential election and half the country think immigrants are the dogs they ate the pets of the people that live there. |
| I made 1700$ today. |
| Waiting on insurance companies. Iran not very trustworthy |
| I feel like everyone is completely forgetting the part where Iran outright admitted (and confirmed by US Military) it more or less scattered mines in the strait in a manner similar to an epileptic flower girl at a shotgun wedding and has no clue where tf they put them. |
| Barron you slender man looking freak I know you’re in here reading this. I need the inside information now! My puts are dead |
| What do you usually do on the weekends |
| you're lucky it's still listed |
| The scary idea is it’s not Barron but a foreign entity that has figured out if the Americans can do it so can they. They don’t control the narrative as much but they do have a say in outcomes and can time events. |
| ok, but they'd be pardoned before they finish the cuffs |
| Sandisk uncoiled in the last 15 mins before close the last 2 days. \n\nit’s been wild |
| It's still illegal for all of us |
| Paul Pelosi? |
| Congrats |
| Market just pricing in mega inflation relax guys. $40 cheese burgers won't be that bad. |
| Ok....ok...ok obviously the blue part here is the land |
| Quiet, piggy. |
| Haha you offset me! |
| What happened to all the permabear posts taking stock tips from Ghalibaf the Grey? The jihadist Iranian guru. I miss those days. \n\nNext up. Crypto trade ideas from Radagast the Brown. |
| Don’t worry, we love you ❤️ |
| Pools closed due to haram. |
| You should look up survivorship bias |
| AMC? |
| Did it yet though |
| interesting |
| Couldn't Iran also do this? Because Trump declaring it is different than Iran saying so. And not like they couldn't get a proxy to set up the trades. \n\nI mean, there was even that Iran parliament guy who said to do the opposite of what you see. So, there's clearly some people there paying attention to this all. |
| naw, op mom stop inviting me over 😞 |
| Legalize insidertrading. Never knew why its illegal in the first place. Public trust my ass |
| bers gathering like its the night before christmas |
| Why would they ever investigate their bosses friends and family lol? |
| 700k is easily f u money if you live below your means. At 6-7% a year that's an easy 40k. |
| True that but with such a positive outcome i doubt the swlling pressure will be big |
| Don't worry, if this doesn't work, they can rebrand to quantum computing. |
| Love yourself bro |
| I like that thinking. |
| Smort boi, trust your gut |
| The best part about working from home is sometimes you have an IT issue so you get to just sit there for a long time and nobody can make you feel bad for it. |
| What day is that? Just saw some decent new product |
| That’s a dude playing a dude who thinks he’s a dude |
| If he does go to the talks he might do something dumb out of frustration |
| And yet nobody will go to jail for it because the SEC doesn't care. |
| I lost $30k on BIRD |
| Oh yeah this post is completely pointless and I wanted to show just how crazy this week was and this market is. Just multibaggers (almost) every day. |
| Kein Wunder, dass er ausgestiegen ist. Der wäre sonst schon längst gestorben vor Stress in diesem gottlosen Circus. |
| Cover for me |
| As long as it means another Rolex for me 🤌 |
| normal people insider trade = we go to prison, politicians inside trade = nothing happens. |
| So you sold the dip and regret it. Ok |
| [Picture](https://imgur.com/XHYQKvj) |
| Im all in for inside trading as long as you let us all know beforehand too! |
| Dogs life is short as fuck, buy the good shit and grill them up a burger once in a while. Dog=Bol Cat=Ber |
| It was being called out here years ago. It’s where I first learned of her. |
| Everyone very concerned. Amazing how 3 years ago people went to prison for this kind of shit. |
| "People think there's two sets of laws: one for the rich and one for everyone else. The truth is, there's no law for the rich." |
| If we get a peace deal Monday I think that’s the sell the news event. |
| What's the normal value of oil futures contracts that change hands every 20 minutes? |
| Will this POS SMCI go over $30 anytime soon? |
| Are they in the room with us right now? |
| Nah it looks more like a bastard greedy pig |
| Wham bam! |
| Is it marting-ale or martin-gale? |
| Adobe AI summit next week where they're gonna try to pump it. Feels like Anthropic released Claude design today knowing that. Good volatility for some action. |
| People do that shit all the time and I don't know a single person who likes or defends pelosi so wtf are you on about? |
| My bet is that these are a way to hook up other countries without anyone knowing. |
| I'm gonna betray nana this time and load some INTC puts |
| Naw he'll have the best healthcare in the world. He's going to claim he's disabled though. Like Weinstein did. |
| Isn’t this the 13th straight day SPY has closed green? |
| Fries in the pan! |
| This. Asts has so much potential. I think good news os right around the corner |
| Please Israel do your thing 🤌 |
| I of course believe it's insider trading...\n\nBut there is always a small part of me wondering if these numbers are common and just sound weird and timed. \n\nMaybe every Friday they buy x billion or short x billion. Just looks funny when it's a coincidence. |
| They just tell those companies trump said its ok. |
| Greatest plot twist of all time |
| This is what I come to wallstreetbets for. |
| Purina Pro Plan Performance |
| Report this bot |
| Shouldn't this be called public trading, since they do it so blatantly? |
| we are victims of our own success |
| You're waiting for Monday for puts? Feel like should of bought em today at close |
| It's unsustainable. Physically unsustainable. How the market responds I'm not sure but physically it can't go on like this\n |
| I will vote for anyone who puts these people in prison for life. Martha Stuart got prison time for less egregious trades. |
| Holy shitt! You can’t make this shit up anymore 🤣🤣🤣 Atleast we know how he funds all his mistakes now |
| Quarterly? Might as well throw a $1k Xmas bonus on there and answer the phone because 1995 is on the line about to laugh real ducking hard. |
| Well, if I owned a large transport ship loaded with a multi-million dollar oil cargo I'd probably have it wait a while until we figured out who's telling the truth on the strait, whether the cease fire is really gonna hold, and whether they've actually got all those pesky mines cleared. Just cus DJT says it's open doesn't mean it is. Why risk it? |
| This week was an exceptionally bullish one though, I have always wondered if you bought both ATM calls and puts for the same amount at market close, if at least one of them goes over 100% you are guaranteed profit. |
| I’m out. Sold all oil and LNG calls. |
| Wait, what do you mean again? |
| Guh |
| Oh CAD. So like 7k American? |
| LMFAO |
| He's a bear mad that he lost his shorts trying to compare the entire world shutting down to the strait of Hormuz. Ignore the idiot |
| There is an idea of a strait of Hormuz, some kind of abstraction, but there is no *real* strait of Hormuz, only an entity, something illusory... |
| May not be disseminated without the expressed written consent of Major League Baseball |
| Billions and billions and billions of water is FREELY FLOWING through the strait! Some say the best amount of water to date, courtesy of the WORLD'S STRONGEST NAVY the United States Navy! Thank you for your attention to this matter! |
| Are the rich, rich because they diddle, or do they diddle because they are rich🧐 |
| Are their shoes any good? |
| Not if a bigger barrel is staring back |
| He's good with computer |
| Congrats you get to live in a yurt. 🙂 I've got a cardboard box for my home |
| Only lower class amerifats equate social class with income. You think ur 300k gonna stop people laughing behind ur back? |
| "Still, I’m having a very hard time taking my medicine here. I’d like to recoup my losses using the martingale approach and I think I can live with a 7-in-8 chance of success. How can I best execute this?"\n\nWhen you feel worthless, just remember that once you were the fastest sperm.\n\n |
| SEC just jerkin off in the corner |
| Make sure to save some money for the storm shelter, most places don't come with basements. |
| Sec gas been gutted. On purpose. |
| $100MM is a *decent* day for me, i guess xD |
| No, see, barron did great technical analysis, the best technical analysis I've ever seen and I've seen them all believe me. He drew the bigliest trend lines and used the most advanced most american momentum indicator the Big MACD. |
| Can we get a verified source on this before I get my pitchforks out??? |
| i thought this was the one |
| Yeah. But guess who appointed the SEC “tzar” |
| What kind of dog food you buying |
| No need to study or analyze anything if you can just insidermaxxing |
| everything 200%+ today was out by 9:35. Left a few 100% on the table for SPY and NVDA but all my account says is im up 17% on the day |
| I think you meant 2027? |
| It’s so funny everyone sees this openly happening and we just can’t do shit about it lol |
| Spy vs Spy |
| Congrats! |
| Is r/oil ok? |
| When |
| https://preview.redd.it/1vt8yqizktvg1.png?width=400&format=png&auto=webp&s=f07e2b09ff3b08af70f93aa3d1f0f97495e72231\n\n |
| I love the idea that he just tells Baron and completely ignores his other mongoloid sons. |
| https://preview.redd.it/car3gpfyktvg1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=58e7806e70c726464e6822dda17dabdb58cf842c |
| But you have seven extra chromosomes so it balances out |
| From Margot to Sydney? Your taste in women is as bad as your portfolio. |
| 🥭 and his friends definitely loaded up on puts after this run. All they have to do is sabotage the talks and they make billions. Or just pay BB to fire a few missiles and claim self defense haha |
| *timeline |
| I don't know what you guys are on about, bears are doing fine.\n\n \nThe key to being a bear is not to buy puts, or pull out of the market and try to time the dip. It's to just to identify where the stupid is and dca into things you think will do great during the stupid, and fine otherwise.\n\n \nLike if you bought energy, precious metals, or INTC(intc kinda speculative tho tbh) a year or two ago, you're perfectly happy with where you're at right now. And that would be a bearish portfolio. \n\n\n\nSo if you're expecting a big AI bubble pop, you don't want to try picking and shorting AI/tech stocks. You want to identify what would benefit from the pop, but would otherwise be fine. (If anyone has any ideas btw, throw them my way. I've got a round of dca coming up) \n\n \n |
| 300K in la or ny maybe. a lot of fly over states that is still middle upper class. |
| lemme try your tin foil hat on it looks comfy |
| Bers looking at their folios right now, "Look what da did to my son...." \n |
| Also how does that work with ship insurance. I don't know anything about it but idk if I would insure a boat if they told me they had to go ghost for a bit. |
| Highly underrated comment ^ |
| Yeah I’ve known a few women who’ve made money off onlyfans and it’s a fuckton of work marketing yourself and engaging with the fans you hook. It’s a full time job. |
| 3/4th of the American public does not even know it's not something you pass through like the Suez or panama canal but a bay that you sail in to, pick up your oil, and sail out of again. |
| Jfc how much money is enough? At this point it's a game to them. |
| Nice, so they can open it again before market opens Monday |
| People don't call it a third world country for nothing. |
| I made over $200k on HIMS in last couple of weeks. Today I felt something was off and sold my entire port. Cash gang now |
| I held everything cuz im a greedy pig bastard |
| is that just the entire cabinet piling on after morning signal group message? Lol |
| Biggest pumping dump I’ve ever seen |
| I look forward to another Truth Social post right before futures open on Sunday night |
| It feels nice |
| I’ve come to accept there’s no top. SPY $720 by EOD Monday, why not |
| Wheres the liquidity coming from? Who's accepting these shorts?\n\nRemember Robinhood literally shut down trading because they were losing so much during the Gamestop event, who's accepting this? |
| Went through this same schtick since October. I'm not back up yet but I'm happy you are bud. |
| Man I miss being loved |
| Costco gas prices have not gone down |
| They don't need to sell oil. They just whipsaw the market and play it accordingly |
| She's worth less than 300M. That's T rump change. |
| Use the search button moron. This sub was calling it out as were endless others. |
| Why not rotate or hedge into calls? |
| But it was Iran announced about strait of Hormuz not trump… |
| Inverse Cramer no longer fucking works. |
| "Haha, lucky guess 😅"\n\n- 🅱️arron |
| Wait there’s a speech tonight |
| Thank you ma'am! |
| oh man that is a great genre of meme i havent seen before |
| How many naked pics on OF does a credit spread cost these days? |
| Anybody that bets on that site is an idiot because 1 guy controls the narrative. You dont know how he will feel when he wakes up from one of his many naps.\n\nEdit: after more thinking, what if Trump and Iran are in on this and this is how they are funneling money for repairs. That'd be wild. |
| Meta calls next week 🙏 |
| Couldn’t it just as easily be Iranian or Israeli connected people |
| explain pls thx |
| Also, search about it on YT. Pretty good video made a couple months ago relating to this fishy-ness. Basically, the play on the airlines a day before makes almost zero sense and the catalyst for anyone entering these positions is near non-existent. |
| Options are gambling, and the house always wins |
| I hope this all comes creating down on these assholes someday, but it probably won't. |
| It's so fucking blatant. Our country CAN'T be this fucking stupid. But here we are |
| Thats cheap |
| What if I make $300,000 a year trading but also lose $350,000? |
| Glad to have no open positions now I can actually be a human |
| "hey dad, can i get a pardon for tax evasion ?" no need to even do the silly margin borrowing to avoid tax. Just simple pardon and keep on insider trading |
| Zero risk, infinite reward btw |
| I hate this world. |
| Blatant manipulation who’s gonna investigate |
| Bro is living under a rock 🤦 |
| How many years leff of this unpredictability? |
| I mean, I’d do the same if I was rich 🤌\nThe not paying taxes part. Definitely would not diddle kids. |
| https://preview.redd.it/pgwzxf0jktvg1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fcc2731726509b8e4af4e89b1608601e018a0de3 |
| According to the enforcer channel on YouTube, nothing has changed in the strait traffic activity except for some tweets. Its still restricted. |
| Almost blew my account today being short calls on costco |
| LETTTTTTT HERRRRRRRR RIPPPPPPP |
| Ur actually crazy…. |
| So after they’ve only had one launch in the time they said they’d have six he says he likes them? AND now they have more competition from Amazon? What a clown. |
| Is the blow off top in the room with us? |
| Hormuz me three times, fuck the peace signs...\n\nhow many times have we been Hormuzed so far? |
| I feel like having a goddamn beer |
| Sen. Warren is pushing for an investigation.\n\nSo if we have elections, hearings in ~~2021~~ 2027. |
| WORLD PEACE AND SPY 800 |
| I see that as well. Sold soxl on Wednesday. There ended up being continuation but everything looks incredibly overbought. |
| So did you make 62 bagger? Otherwise put the fries in the bag while you daydream 😂 |
| Step 1: Have $760,000,000 |
| Crashing? Its still up more than 300% |
| I get the blue buffalo from Sam’s Club delivered and it’s a really good deal. Like 1 bag pays for the year membership, maybe 2 bags. Also real cheap protein powder and PB fit |
| Talk about it on social media then go back to their subsistence. |
| TSLA & MSFT Calls next week 😋 |
| 😉 |
| Remember taxes for next year big guy |
| I guess this reddit post of an x screenshot is my news now. I don't even know what sub I'm in. Wsb? |
| The funny thing is she isn't even the top performer last year |
| Big, if true |
| The rise of incredibly skilled traders in recent years deserves a 3 hour YouTube documentary |
| If you don’t make $300,000 a year you’re basically lower class and shouldn’t be allowed to own property |
| Barren Buffet? |
| Got got |
| TSLA calls? |
| Gosh That’s so much winning I tell ya what. Mr president I truly can’t handle all this winning |
| I guess my last cmment was risk-ay.. |
| Imagine that Iran lied to resupply...smh |
| You sound ignorant. Damn I hate people like this. If you wanna trade with $100, go trade with $100. Let the man be, he just made 6k on a 2k trade. You gotta give the guy his flowers man! |
| Holy sweet flyin fuck, that's a lotta cake! |
| https://preview.redd.it/q6st3cd7ktvg1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d4a9706ca1e0d1aa4cdf4a4f1426375a8d4a5138 |
| He’s 82. He’s going to be dead. |
| Timing the market went great. Now I just need to do it again forever |
| Turns out he was just a douche |
| It’s a big club. And we ain’t in it. |
| Woke up with TSM SPY and NVDA calls, saw they were all up 200%+ and just decided to have a good friday and close them first 5 minutes |
| https://preview.redd.it/58niex56ktvg1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3c3f76e7cfce94363a93d4f664c02058b322d199 |
| I was looking for is if hormuzgus strait boners last most than 72 hours when markets open please seek Trúmp tweets |
| Whole lotta psychos here hoping Iran peace deals breaks down just so their puts can print |
| It’s not a made up business like people are joking about AI in shoes. They sold the shoe stuff a week before the ai announcement \n\n\nThey’re going go buy 20,000 GPUs and rent them out. Maybe it works maybe it doesn’t, but it’s a real business |
| Put you in jail, and give you free room and board.\n\n \nProfit. |
| https://preview.redd.it/3pb4y945ktvg1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1e980ef8303817103100e7934d2e02c2feee4dab |
| Cant the SEC so who placed the trade? |
| 30% lol. Such a conservative number. |
| At least three different ways I can think of to take this comment. I'm going with door number 2. |
| Sham. Scam. Spam. |
| I assume everyone here is going to be outside all weekend enjoying the spring weather and not be in here while starring at the bitcoin and weekend oil charts? lol |
| 100% AIPAC is involved |
| Damn got done by puts aswell but 1400. \n\n |
| Anybody remember the show Fleecing of America? They could run a whole season based on the Trump admin. |