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| If you didn’t buy the AVGO dip I can’t help you |
| The genius is he’s likely personally profiting and doesn’t give a fuck if it makes sense for the country or economy. |
| TBF, it hit it's ATH in Sept 2025 and it's been all downhill since then. |
| So this is the power you rich folk have had all this time? Unlimtied daytrades, I can take profit at will. Gonna start picking out my Lambo color |
| No one wants to own Visa anymore. It's strange. |
| Macys potential to have a small squeeze with 13% shares shorted may hit 25 52 week high Friday |
| I’m so strong. I survived yesterday’s bear market. |
| What is this AI slop. Get it off my feed |
| how about u eat my ASS\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| If you believe it's true, short it. |
| STOP PUMPING AVGO IM PDT FLAGGED AND CSNT BUY UNTIL TOMORROW FUCK |
| EL $0 EL! |
| Wow, I really slept on GOOG, looking like it has legs. |
| this might be so retarded it works |
| calls on LULU and puts on PL |
| I’ve lost so much damn money because I had to hold stocks overnight. Can’t wait for this. |
| No mercy to the ghey bears...ufff not even a little pullback. |
| yeah my buddy lost cash cause of these dips |
| No it’s not. Because if the guy with options doesn’t sell and it never reaches ITM they lose all their money… |
| He sold? Pump it |
| if it ain't breaking ATH then it's literally broken |
| Plastic dinosaurs are made of real dinosaurs |
| Servicenow lolllll\n\n |
| https://preview.redd.it/1ui0ov3nwa5h1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=734791ef1781fe23fc0e4423ffbf19534690fb69\n\n |
| Tempted to buy puts here but every dip is just getting bought up |
| Is the hard r back on the table? |
| bers being so quiet today has me thinking they legit got wiped out and/or were to scared to play before the dip yesterday |
| $AAOI $1.2m buyer, $2.4m in total today into 210 Calls for 14 days out\n\nThis is the next $SNDK no doubt about it. |
| MSFT being down and keeping all software flat is annoying me |
| Because it’s not both? Conflict in the Middle East and AI craze both already existed when bitcoin made its run-up. The value going down directly correlates with the US government seizing wallets. |
| Who cares |
| See you at $500k in 2028 |
| Why is NFLX being a bitch |
| oh we're BLASTING the second we hit 757? I like the sound of that |
| Elaborate please |
| I’ll say it this should be illegal! |
| Wait it's gone?? |
| A bread and butter YOLO on a Mag 7. A WSB classic. Godspeed OP. |
| It’s typically been a leveraged qqq often having more dramatic movements but relatively synced with the market. It’s proven to be an ineffective hedge. \n\nOver the last few months it just goes down. Market goes up? Crypto goes down. Market goes down? Crypto goes down. \n\nPeople love to back winners. Momentum is one of the most underrated aspects of financial markets. Rn crypto’s momentum is literally down, negative. I’m not saying it’s dead but I think it’s in a rough spot. |
| AVGO green by eod ? |
| insane |
| Indeed! |
| Could you send it to me? |
| You just know one of the new margin traders tried to play puts and calls today and got it pushed in with this grind up |
| Sir, this is WSB. |
| has anyone bought CSPR yet or is LLY the best way to go |
| 757 looooool |
| And party lines!\n\nNosey old bored ladies rejoice. Neighbor gossip is back. |
| cant find any news on UMAC, but look at those shrek dongs |
| My SPY 800C smiling upon me |
| Never |
| Ahhhhh the sweet smog of progress. |
| Amerifats are world class crooks. Bears have to die in order to drop |
| 🌽 about to nosedive to 59k |
| I'm thinking of shorting of shorting as well. |
| Keep the car running 🚀 |
| I can see spy 800 today |
| bro is NOT a bear |
| 760 EOD and i nut |
| im such an idiot for selling my avgo monthlies i bought this morning at a loss |
| I swear they watch my trades |
| Diversification: Diversification is the practice of spreading investments across different assets, industries, or geographic regions to reduce risk and volatility. |
| Spy 758 call lives matter |
| When oil a billion dollars |
| The next earnings.. like clockwork |
| To burn the files! |
| All you need to know about trading SPY is if NVDA TSLA or AVGO are pumping, SPY will as well. And then you have today’s case, where all three are simultaneously right now |
| "....the likes of which the world has never seen" - who talks like this? Ah, right, I know... 😄\n\n \nPuts it is on anything AI |
| It’ll go the way of NFT’s. I’ve been getting emails from Schwab, they’re talking about it on CNBC again, so it has to be crashing soon. |
| space X will make you money same as tesla did. |
| the amounts of money i have lost bcz of the stupid PDT rule was infuriating! glad it's gone! CONGRATS! |
| Also the massive AI capex spree should make BTC go up, right?\n\nMining costs more expensive as the compute it requires gets more expensive. Should make price of existing stuff go up. What am I missing? |
| Not a day goes by where I don’t day dream about all in on soxl during trump tariff and holding it until now |
| But no mention of which coal company. So it's a gamble of which company stock that will spike. |
| A dingo ate my baby and theta killed my premium |
| It's dead from the perspective of "get rich quick just by holding", not from the perspective of "will it ever go higher again". \n\nYou can always get lucky with timing and make money, but it's not a braindead 10x or even 100x like it once was. \n\nAnd that means some of the cottage industries that spawned around it will die off as well. \n\nNot dead, just middle aged and won't be cool again.\n |
| All seven of today's major tech giants are on the rise |
| marvell 1trillion market cap when |
| Why would you short such a stock that’s in demand? |
| just saw a homeless Asian, recession indicator if I’ve ever seen one |
| INTC go green you dirty bitch |
| Very glad I bought calls morning after AVGO earnings |
| I hold ~300 shares at a avg basis of ~$7. Praying for a post earnings pull back so I can buy some leaps. Either way I’m on your side. |
| Because as they reach the expiration date to actually see those outsized gains you need a lot more than the +4% jump in the share price that already happened. If they jump to ITM, that’s already a $2500 return on pure shares. You’re betting on 10%+ jumps in the short term to see those outsized gains, and you’d be making $5k on shares if the theory plays out anyway. \n\nSure if they sell right now, that’s a cool 10% return. But we’ve got time to see what actually happens. |
| Let me guess.. his kids just happened to buy some old coal plants? |
| just fucking domp it for once without 27 Vs |
| imma need to call JG wentworth after today |
| Over 7dte, you are basically a long term investor |
| 🥁💥 |
| When will AVGO dip again? |
| "just stay focused" - Boe Jiden |
| Why is Joe Rogan here |
| The US changing ipo rules for SPCX is probably the exact point people will point to in the future when asked where it went wrong |
| I bought a bunch of 12.50 calls for er lol |
| Not theory |
| Blackstone running out of money again? |
| Please hold on to 180 RDDT |
| Satya Microsoft stay suckin fat dicks |
| Mandatory theta crush for the 0dte crowd. |
| I’m worried tomorrow will just tank the market more. |
| How many times has bitcoin's death been pronounced? |
| slop cope |
| Staying cash gang \n\nI don't trust like that |
| The trashiest one? |
| The chocolate Nutella is delicious!\n\nBut they have been cutting chocolate and adding more shit sugar |
| Bingo |
| Bought stock and a Leap, it has been de-risked. |
| It’s Joever \n\nWe’re so Barack |
| Oh no don’t be mistaken. I have calls. You know the drill |
| LMAO... brother. Everybody has to eventually sell. Thats obvious. So obvious in fact that we don't have to mention it. Thats like telling somebody with shares, "ok but you have to sell."\n\n There is literal garbage dribbling out of your mouth right now 🤣 |
| it's only worth it if you can buy a 1,000 shares. |
| You can only seize the wallet if it isn't password protected or if it isn't your wallet.... |
| WSB HATES IT BUT I BEEN IN SINCE $2.5 BEFORE THE MEME RUN. SEE YOU AT $11 |
| Happy End of PDT Day! Full regards ahead |
| "btc still up 77% from where it was 5 years ago"\n\n1 month earlier and it's flat, no context needed though |
| No rate cuts coming thus bitcoin goes down |
| Mine is expire tomorrow fml |
| UMAC wiling |
| its never gonna crash, soon as you realize that, you'll make money\n\n |
| pls pamp CRSR, im crying at $12 😞 |
| You will probably get another buy in opportunity when SpaceX IPO |
| If you’re wondering about AVGO entry point, it’s now. 420.69 |
| ENPH |
| All the dudes on that teams call look like they have no sex drive at all. Cucks. |
| Go on son, have a bump |
| It’s about coal |
| You got shares in the shares in tech companies leading the charge in this AI revolution.\n\nYou're backing the wrong revolution. Power to the people.\n\nStay woke, keep your eyes open. |
| crypto is trash |
| Sloppy Nutella needs to resign as CEO of MSFT immediately. |
| the irony of OP adding his name in the corner |
| U don’t win betting against leather jacket man |
| Your thoughts seem great. No need to go short on the ex date. They obviously cost more going out longer but the margin for error greatly increase, allowing for volitility and still greater potential for profit. Go with something you have a thesis on or strong conviction. I only do long calls at the moment. Max loss is the premium and gain is infinite but I like to trim as it goes up to capture my premium/basis. It guarantees return but limits total upside at the same time. \n\nGood luck. |
| The irony of using an AI slop post. |
| you guys cry crash everytime you see red and it ends up being fine i fkn swear to god gd dmt |
| I sold my calls for 300% and bought puts so yall can push higher. Goodluck bol |
| a 0.50 drop aint reversing buddy its going to atleast 222 today |
| Fuck it AVGO 460 lotto call |
| Possibly, but being 100% shielded from insolation is still less fucking hot than 100% exposure to it. You might say it's the difference between night and day |
| 🥀 |
| MU MU, Buckaroo. |
| 757.5 i'm staying humble |
| At least it’s shares not like 1DTEs like an actual regard |
| I need Satya fired fucking immediately. When can I vote for this? |
| Whatthefuck.gif |
| lmao, we’re past Q2 2026 regard, math not mathing. |
| That’s a lot for a europoor. Pat urself on the back, isn’t that like 1 weeks salary? |
| Daily riddle: how many Sats does the food worker think he needs to become a billionaire in 10 years? |
| 🥭speaks at 3pm EST. Probably about Todd Blanche covering up more epstein files, but you know the urge to freestyle will take over a minute in |
| There is no way NBIS is this strong |
| Dawg what is you doing |
| gold doesn't even work as a fiat hedge anymore |
| As long as there is someone who needs their money laundered, BTC will always be there. |
| Where can I get the refund for my fake internet money? I don't want it anymore. Next thing I'll invest in are the trillion dollar IPOs of unprofitable companies 🤓 |
| Can you hold off until next week please |
| Glad I sold my googl for avgo yesturday |
| my favourite thing is buying 0dte calls on google everyday, this week, and the day i stop, google goes +4% |
| Hezbula - rejects deal\n\nSPY - "if i could read, i would be very upset" |
| Day trading in an IRA is certainly a highly-regarded strategy. |
| Once it goes to 0, all world's problems will be fixed. |
| Glad I doubled down on the AVGO dip at 405 |
| I work in the service industry and am generally pro tip but that’s insane. Shit like this is ruining it for the rest of us |
| Always remembers folks, a nice hot throbbing huge green dildo a day, keep the bers away. |
| Something something AI something something |
| You must be so rich then |
| Yeah, no. |
| This stock market is a disgrace to human kind |
| TRUMP PLEASE END THE WAR FOR THE 10000000TH TIME SO MY SPY CALLS PRINT |
| Maybe because it has 0 value it’s coming back to reality |
| both r garbage |
| I mean no shit lol. I’m just confused why you’re talking about 10-20%. It’s just not really relevant. No one smart holds options til expiration |
| nah |
| I think SPCX will go up but I don't think I have enough money to really risk it |
| SPAcEx LIFTING OFF TO THE MOON!!!!!! |
| MU 🫵😢 |
| I’m not a conspiracy theorist by any means but find it fucking hilarious how news drops/truthsocial posts/push notifications always happen at certain EMAs.\n\nIs it just math and pretty lines, yeah. \n\nBut it’s too fucking convenient. |
| haha why use logic? you know it'll rocket up |
| Pump the stonks you crazy bastards |
| >It’s performing poorly because AI is squeezing out all the liquidity and because of geopolitical tensions with Iran\n\nits really hard to have high opinions of BTC when it is marketed as insensitive to geopolitical risk or broader finacial system liquidity problems. in what would should rising treasury yields cause my digital gold to lose half of its value? people who still believe in this shit are fucking retarded lmao. |
| but look at all these open jobs though! |
| on the first row it says „\nMicron Technology PE ratio as of June 03, 2026 is 19.76.“\n |
| My account has been a straight line down this whole day, literally 0 bounces and I’m in all calls wtf |
| I thought so... |
| I NEED a SHREK pls |
| avgo pumping |
| LMFAO |
| Why bring telephone switch operators when you can set up some sweet telegraph lines. |
| MSFT Nooooooooooooooooooooooo 😦 |
| What is going on |
| I would sell calls here |
| whats your position \n\n |
| 758 EOD or higher ? |
| Citation from your link „\nMicron Technology PE ratio as of June 03, 2026 is 19.76.“\n |
| Spy pls go up. I need this. |
| Exactly, I fully believe AI is a revolutionary technology that's going to change the world. I also believe it's irrational, the market is irrational, and we're currently facing a lot of headwinds the market is ignoring. If you're investing for 10 years then sure just keep DCA your paycheck but I don't understand these "it won't pull back until 2027 at least so we're good until then" people. Like bro, if the wider market corrects AI is not going to be immune and if the wider market also thinks it's going to pull back in mid 2027 then what makes you think you can get out before they do and it actually won't pull back before mid 2027. It's delusional thinking. |
| Bring back phone phreaking |
| How to step on your wiener properly: see AVGO |
| Still traumatized by tesla yesterday. Dumped my 0dte bags at the very bottom and literally the split second i dumped my bags for a $800 loss the stock ROARS back. Would of made all my money back in an hour or less |
| Wait till they dump to pump it back up |
| Thanks "ImplementCareful4425", I'll be sure to refer to you for any future financial decisions I make. |
| If solar panels made fat guys better golfers and extended their life expectancy by five years, he would cover our national parks in solar panels. |
| $AAOI OVER $200!! +21 points in 90 minutes!\n\nDID YOU LISTEN ANON? |
| My bad for buying PLTR calls |
| They're either going to lie, or drop an Iran headline bro. Reality doesn't matter in the Casino. |
| In my area they are like $15-20 for a burrito LMAO🤌 |
| Which one of you bought that AVGO 380p from me, show yourselves so we can laugh at you |
| LUNR! |
| Just wait |
| bro, risks to rewards, everything is priced in anyways, may as well go out in burning blaze |
| Space x ipo on HOOD |
| Yeah all they can go fuck themselves with that. |
| **Ban Bet Created:** **/u/EthanRio** bet **MSFT** goes from **426.71** to **485.0** before **04-Jul-2026 01:23 PM EDT**\n\nTheir record is 0 wins and 1 losses.\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) | [Post Verified Trades](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1pp3o5t/verified_trader/) |
| !banbet MSFT 485 30D |
| my buddy yoloed 50k on avgo last year too |
| I just need QQQ to hit 742 and I'll start creaming |
| it's funny because on Monday I literally bought my first bit of Bitcoin since like 2016 - Not due to hype. I just believe in it as a hedge against S&P and the $. Not panicking, but you can blame me for this. I bought, and of course it immediately crashes. HOLD!! |
| Not so sure this comes back. The tech people prefer AI, semis and space right now, the gold bugs didn’t have it work as a fiat hedge, and Main Street isn’t talking about it anymore, it’s beanie babies. |
| Genius |
| Why adobe not moon? 15 PE and earnings continue to increase yet it’s being treated like it’s going bankrupt? |
| You said it yourself. He has to sell. If this price stays the same by expiry what happens? |
| i really think its dead for real though, why have bitcoin? its pointless now |
| [Don’t buy Bitcoin!!](https://youtu.be/XbZ8zDpX2Mg) |
| Clear bull trap buy puts |
| They have been cooking the unemployment numbers for so long they had to do something. \n\nPDT change. Now people gonna need jobs to fund their day trade accounts |
| INTU said I’m going back to $300 real quick |
| Beautiful clean coal!! |
| 🌽 lol |
| It's not the infotainment stuff. That's originally how it started back when they were acquired. Auto makers build out the software layer for that on top of QNX. It's the thing running all the important sensors and telemetry/mission critical type of stuff. That's why it's being picked up much more in Robotics/Space on top of the car sector |
| Overpriced and tastes worse |
| I just need it to die, to punish the cringe video microstrategy Ponzidaddy made. |
| who runs barter town? |
| sold my spy calls for 55%. it can pump up now for you guys. |
| Type shit broski! They act like we r Elon Musk or some! LMAO🤌 |
| Why not both? |
| I hate Bitcoin but I hate this AI slop more \n\nSo you're geh |
| Buy the dip boys |
| Explain how anything I said was incorrect. |
| I can afford a $13 burrito, but I don't want to pay $13 for a burrito. |
| How do you live with yourself by putting 35% tip as the default fucking option on a fucking airport starbucks mayne. I am gonna look in yer eyes put 0 in there. |
| might be based on their real estate. don't they make more on that than food? |
| Shiiiiiiiiiii drinks on you bro |
| 🟦 |
| My gut says we restart the war this weekend, the whole 'fake falling out' w/bibi seemed too reality tv show like. The seeding of 'if troops are attacked' also seemed very unnatural. Seems like some fuckery is afoot. Be warned. |
| Where are you getting that margin rate? I’m at 4.5%. |
| 480 |
| Its not gonna recover brother |
| You would’ve thought sndk was at 1870 or sumn the way you said almost 1900 |
| Every single space stock is up today, except LUNR. Guess who I full ported into. |
| I joined you but gave myself a little leeway, June 12 expiration calls. |
| Load up homeboy, all yours |
| SPY has been stalling for about an hour or so. What news are we waiting on? |
| DOCU is going to absolutely destroy earnings. Fully expecting this thing to open at 65-70 tomorrow. |
| Spy you doing great gurl keep going |
| https://preview.redd.it/ty8w7w6bva5h1.jpeg?width=1257&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3c6c5e7efa04919ae96089af73e4009ef017a986\n\n |
| Why is NBIS UP, us this a joke |
| 757 battle for hours is very boring. |
| Bro he is ALREADY in profit. You don't need to be ITM to be in profit. You can sell anytime before expiry. You only need it to be itm at expiry if you want to excercise. Holy fuck stop typing paragraphs if you don't know shit 🤣🤣 |
| nvda going up with trillions in market cap, meanwhile msft remains red, they really hate to hold the stock when it goes green huh |
| Was up $10K on my Microsoft options at open and it dumped every second since…. Lesson learned, always take the money…\n\n😞 |
| This morning |
| It'll bottom in July, then begins the next 3 year rally |
| Matador is a good choice. I prefer to just do FANG, EOG, and DVN. Your choice of Mosaic is questionable for the fertilizer play. Mosaic needs phosphates to create its fertilizer which is hurt heavily by the Strait of Hormuz being closed. \n\nYou should take advantage of CF who creates fertilizer using North American natural gas so it’s insulated from the conflict in the Middle East. Another option is NTR who has large potash reserves in North America. You have to be more careful with inputs vs outputs and upstream vs downstream when you look at commodities.\n\nAlso why do margin. Just do calls with long expiration dates. Don’t get liquidated by a tweet. |
| Open the damn casino you crazy bastards |
| Paint is more fun to watch than this |
| Can I talk to the manager |
| Bought NVDA calls and it immediately reverses lol 🫠 |
| 9.30 was the last chance for gay bears to sell their puts LMAO. We are back to ATH soon |
| #If you have to ask 🤌 |
| Do u guys think deleting PDT restrictions gonna pop or boost this bubble? Asking for a friend |
| The real DD |
| TurboTax guy is going to think I’m such a degenerate |
| DRAM BABY |
| Who even knows. Nothing seems to matter. |
| THE DOW IS OVER 51,000\n\n# AMERICA! 🇺🇸🫡 |
| You are completely wrong lol. It’s performing poorly because the US government has openly seized wallets. |
| https://preview.redd.it/lqql4wb7va5h1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dbe195d864078c0f3f2d27a63461f2ae55e67cb3\n\n |
| rotary phones? nah, we need have telephone switch operators manually connecting our calls! more jobs for American workers! |
| Lmfao. Your losses will be epic. How many times has your mom bailed you out already? \n\n\nWhat a man. 🙄 |
| What chart are you looking at lol says opposite |
| Everyone has given up on the illusion of peace talks at this point and yet oil and bonds go down anyway lol. As long as there’s no major bad news being reported its fine I guess, even though strait is still closed.\n\nMarket is drunk |
| Blue paint inflation up 1000% MoM, from $1.3m/LRP to $13m/LRP. LRP being the unit of measure of one Lincoln Reflecting Pool. |
| Jesus fucking Christ dude I’ve lost so much money on IBM the last two days. Is it ever going to go back up or am I fucked. |
| called the last spy green candle so calling another ,pls |
| The market wants to give my loss back |
| How’s Galactic virgins holding up? |
| Wtf |
| That’s not a lambo that’s an Audi. Might buy one after we have kids…. But it would be an RSQ8 not an RSQ8 with lambo written in crayon on the front. |
| I am a survivor of the June 3 2026 Great Depression. Ask me anything |
| This market is hilarious. |
| Finally! Smog builds character, all these free breathing youths need to learn what its like to struggle! |
| I heard from a reliable news source that Telsa is engineering a coal powered car. |
| Just a dip buying opportunity. |
| please please please |
| Shit too easy man |
| https://preview.redd.it/jak9wdw3va5h1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=19d8d9b045e3a351f3a339706787e8e87603c414\n\n |
| Holding everything that could possibly be red.... Literally can't make this up |
| AVGO reversal. tomorrow 450 |
| God I wana full port BMNU |
| Sold 500 shares today at $5 per share as I needed the cash. Been holding since the last run up, so it can moon to 32 now. You're welcome, everyone. |
| Expensive af now though |
| Will my LULU bags get any lighter after ER?? |
| show us yours |
| Msft is just batman\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/y5fcznx2va5h1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=54a7174484ed962a55c7f57e9d5603e6c61def38 |
| The money being spent is a lot of one time investment! Once these data centers are built out, it will be much harder to fuel these ridiculous earnings growth rates unless the price of memory approaches inifinity! \n\nTake a look at the investment trends leading up to the .com bubble crash. That seems comparable to where we’re at today. Once we get through the initial build out, the market may even become saturated with computation power, leading to volume and price contraction!!! Your neck is on the tracks and the train is coming brother |
| Well, it didn't open at 215 and it went down to 211 but now currently at 218...\n\nDid you get margin called and forced to sell? |
| Get outside and get some clean air while you can. |
| Fuck it im in, this is Wendys right?? |
| wall street having to buy tech stocks higher because retail bought cheaper damn lol |
| Dayum NVDA going for 230 again? |
| Everyone is employed\nThey just can't afford anything |
| There are only green days and fake red days |
| yea Charles Schwab sending everyone daily emails. Major spend on marketing this crap. |
| You've been a bull the past 6 months yet still decided to bet against one of the few energy companies that have proprietary tech to benefit in a time when:\n\n1. Demand completely outpace supply\n2. Ongoing oil and LNG shortage that will just get worse as time goes on due to damaged facilities and a strait tug-o-war between US Navy and IRGC\n\nGood one OP\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/2pknarmgua5h1.png?width=612&format=png&auto=webp&s=8238c8f7b13c0e015898c8af0be91519bbe99d43 |
| Bruh I bought at 40 and sold portions between 100 and 400 and I thought I was a genius, but actually am regarded |
| value investors be like: |
| What’s going with McDonald’s stock? Their food is consistent, I can customize my order to get more protein and their app is decent. |
| $AAOI is crazy, 20% swing in like two hours |
| https://preview.redd.it/yjcc64bzua5h1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f404c37aa3cda04d30253a51bc445912cba620be\n\n |
| that would be amazing. it means we would bring back Superman! |
| 😂 Seriously are you like a 15 year old boy? |
| So many bag holders are about to be made with these ipos. |
| Pics of sister? |
| riiight, cuz the market always cares about the fundamentals and nothing else! |
| i feel so bad for everyone who bought the dip and fell for it... |
| the only thing that can stop this market is me buying my first ever call options |
| What’s up with the over-sized font guys |
| Ok, and it will back at the top next tuesday, it’s SPY! LMAO🤌 |
| When child labour? |
| If the semiconductor trade cools, will energy infrastructure take its place and see a nice run? |
| Pfizer and Eli Lilly are betting $1.3 billion on Al drug discovery startup.... |
| they not like us |
| You could fit more hookers in a Urus. |
| I'm gonna start a company that puts data centers in people's asses that run on shit |
| https://preview.redd.it/583en6uuua5h1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f3fa64a746ce94ab8b10616ced65669c0332e478\n\n |
| None of you regards can afford MU options |
| SHOULD I SELL MY SPY 1DTE ITM 755c?? |
| I'm cash rn, but at least i was able to make a profit on CRDO |
| Market and vix ded all traders have retired. go home yall |
| Bro can software stocks pls hold gains for one day |
| I’m 6’3 drive a Porsche and am married. |
| #When the fuck did food trucks become as expensive as full service sit down restaurants not to mention expect 20-25% tips? LMAO🤌 |
| Strap a few Dynamos on that corpse and you got yourself power |
| How about we schedule a trainload of coal delivered to the White House to power the ne2 ballroom he’s building…. |
| bull trap for tomorrow's unemployment report, don't hold calls overnight |
| Roulette, not selling contracts. |
| It’s all gone brother |
| The long run of going up could end instantly if the USA government decides they don't want to bailout Space X. The company is a money furnace right now. |
| What’s moving rn I need lunch money |
| If you wash the coal it’s clean |
| I’m saying coal plants have a place in generation. |
| Weird to see NVDA leading the chips... It was the laggard for so long |
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| cmon ENPHASE go green and short squeeze tomorrow |
| might have to add more than .25 for 3 extra lifes here. |
| The RSI and MACD suggests this is the beginning of and new run for AAOI |
| Looks like traders who got their pdt rules lifted are piling into NVDA 😂 |
| It would be nice if cardano could finally get its ETF out of the gate so it can stop being dogshit |
| Classic pump and dump. |
| Wall Street is cutting tech/chip holdings and shifting to more defensive/established firms. Retail and foreigners buying dips lol |
| Me likey volatility |
| What happens if it doesn’t? |
| Coal is a great fuel source from an actual cost perspective if you just give zero shits about everything though. Go look at its LCOE per megawatt hour against other sources. That massive range in it is from shit like safety and human labor cost and environmental impact and other factors that he clearly never prices in. |
| ? I just said I'm much wealthier than average.\n\nIf you can't even read a comment before you reply to it, it doesn't do much to help your argument about how smart and skilled you are. |
| I think every major brokerage has opened up serious crypto accounts for its brokers and Wall Street is still very interested in Bitcoin. It’s performing poorly because AI is squeezing out all the liquidity and because of geopolitical tensions with Iran. Perfect buying opportunities will arise in the coming weeks. |
| Perpendicular?!? Nah, bro. I’m obtuse. |
| 756 p |
| It may as well be a superhero stock at this point after J’s $1T blessing |
| "Beautiful Clean coal"\n\nWhat a dipshit\n\n |
| while hyping it up via data center satellites. eg, fiction. bunch of hacks. |
| How tf is sndk almost 1900 LMAO |
| Lets hope so! Calls will print! |
| 250k for a lambo 50k in hookers and coke. 100k in rent on an apartment for 3 years…. \n\nYou literally cannot argue with that\n |
| Hugh avgo blocks are getting bought right now |
| Do you think it will bring stonks down or will the market not care as always? |
| les wexner, epsteins boss, doesn't want them in his backyard |
| Not yet pal |
| so, we done pumping or wut |
| i’m so undecided. \n\n$LULU should be puts because look at how they’ve treated all retail this earnings cycle. But if $LULU by some miracle has a double beat or genuinely surprising earnings, it could sky rocket because that p/e is in the gutter. \n\nAnd $PL. I have no idea. The space sector has been tanking all week but now it’s up today 🤔 |
| Also something nobody wants to live anywhere near. Good luck to any politicians campaigning on bringing in coal power to an area winning. |
| Ooo another ATH by 30c today ? Boooooooooring |
| Take a peek at NVDA. |
| First day PDT removal is going to be a day to remember |
| Total economic collapse and we green. Total insanity. |
| RIP |
| **Ban Bet Created:** **/u/OMFG789** bet **AVGO** goes from **418.34** to **428.0** before **04-Jun-2026 05:17 PM EDT**\n\nTheir record is 2 wins and 1 losses. **or i'll put my remaining balance into whatever r/investing recommends**\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) | [Post Verified Trades](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1pp3o5t/verified_trader/) |
| !banbet AVGO 428 4h or I'll put my remaining balance into whatever r/investing recommends |
| NVDA swings 4% everyday like a penny stock |
| nvda carrying the market |
| Just made $3 |
| True until it isn't. Who knows? |
| Think this is the top for today |
| CNBC isn't real |
| Fuckkk? Almost bought the avgo calls at the dip |
| Made 10 trades today trying to scalp space stocks for a grand total of £15.48 profit. Probably a sign to go have a beer instead |
| And now we pin |
| LOL MICROPEEN |
| why put data center in space when we have ohio |
| Sure bud |
| 250% on 0dte QQQ calls, sold and bought avgo weekly |
| this shit so wild |
| I think were beating it! |
| I did puts, so calls is a great choice |
| Up 30% already🥰 |
| I don’t expire till September, but I thought I timed the bottom perfectly. MSFT so undervalued at the moment. |
| 🙏 |
| This some serious wall of text energy but your positions line says "fully invested in shares" \n\n \nWhere are the FDs? Where's the 0DTE plays? You writing essays about industrial revolutions but playing it safer than my mom's retirement account\n\n \nEither post the YOLO positions or this just another r/investing lecture that got lost |
| People are insulting on Reddit?\n\nThat could never be me |
| Downsy? |
| Yeah, but WMB options have similar IV for just a single stock vs. ETF, seems like a no braino. (I used to drink a lot of braino so take my advice with a grain of salt). |
| That has to be sustained and he has to sell |
| Just letting u know that if you don’t buy AVGO rn you are actually regarded, even if it loses a couple more points in the next few days |
| let's gambollll |
| Buying the dip still undefeated |
| Did you lose all the money??? |
| the guy on cnbc talking space x is sitting in a 50 dollar little kids racing desk chair. dont buy it |
| i can't believe these retards are still pretending to be tech experts while talking about orbital data centers. \n\nbunch of tech illiterate buffoons. |
| We found the person losing money in this market lmao. He’s more retarded than your pfp |
| pre ipo spcx is NASA |
| Still too alive to buy. Needs to go lower for my cheap ass. |
| I don't see how anyone currently using microsoft goods or services could possibly be bullish on them |
| #In the old days when they wanted to pump SPY they had to pump individual stocks too. Now they figure out a way to pump only SPY without pumping actual stocks. LMAO🤌 |
| Uso down -8% in the last 30 days, makes sense |
| Msft is spreading my cheeks wide and just slamming my shit Fuck |
| 225 eod |
| If you want to live in your lambo after one fun weekend lol.\n\nI'm 6'1 pretty women fuck me when I'm poor 🙁 |
| Bruddah all energy generation is steampunk |
| Release the Epstein files! |
| msft flat 2Y, \*HIGH RISK HIGH REWARD\*, spy +50% |
| Won't someone think of the chimney sweeps? Electric heaters are too expensive to build anyways! \n\nAnd the lamplighters! A whole industry destroyed by electric lights! |
| MU going to do that thing again where it moons to ATH 30mins before close |
| This dude on cnbc is either lying or... ignorant. \n\nBeing in the shadows of a planet is not going to make a space data center cool faster.... the issue is that the data center/rack is too fucking hot. It doesnt cool down because its in a shadow if its already too hot to be in space. |
| Meanwhile Wyoming county WV well water is flammable and full of pollutants. |
| true almost forgot about him lmao |
| Im a regard, please explain |
| hold spy 6/18 760c that are up 50% and be a responsible trader or take profits. hm. |
| I did calls, so puts is a great choice |
| Head fake on software and back into hardware, story as old as s time |
| AVGO selloff is overblown reaction.\n\n!banbet AVGO 450.00 in 7 trading days. |
| Take it out back and shoot it, it doesn't belong here anymore |
| Really want to buy pre-IPO SPCX, but think buying the dip on AVGO is a better idea |
| Please give me SPX 7600 today |
| hey mm fuck you i didn't sell my puts |
| Chasing crowdstrike and as soon as i buy it dips lool |
| “They’re buying the calls, they’re eating the puts” |
| Check again, Ive seen a couple ATH again |
| That's just what you people are claiming because you refuse to accept that many people are better than you at many things or work a lot haorder and longer, that's why they are where they are. I've been in poverty and I've been in the 1%, I can tell you I only moved up when I worked more than others around me, and didn't when I didn't. I never got lucky on a random stock, won the lottery, got an inheritance or had a crazy high paying job. If you just work 5 or 10% more than those around you or spend a little less and invest a little more regularly, you end up miles ahead of most people. It's not rocket science. |
| Yes 1 share of SPCX please broker |
| I have no idea what WOLF does but it's making me money right now so I love it |
| $AAOI almost at $200!!! INSANE RECOVERY |
| Fifa bans reusable water bottles at world cup now mayne |
| @ 3.00 |
| So you're saying calls on LULU? |
| CLEAN COAL. BELIEVE ME, FOLKS. IT'S GONNA BE BEAUTIFUL. |
| did you, though? |
| "In NYC, they're buying calls. The people that came in, they're buying Calls. They're buying — they're buying the Calls of the people that sell them. |
| Pussy |
| That's a common strategy. I prefer to invest in the leader and strongest player, unless a competitor shows signs of strength. If you do invest in the industry, just keep up with the details on each player you're holding so you can regularly reassess assumptions and adjust positions based on changing realities. No reason to continue holding a loser, if expectations veer too far from reality. |
| Wake up up at $40 |
| AMR will be my play here.\n\nedit: don't know shit about coal but saw a large insider buy a week ago. |
| GHEY GHEY GHEY |
| Not my fault you can’t multitask. |
| Being on a margin account now cause the lack of a PDT rule broke me free from margin account jail is freeing. So much easier to take money in and out cause im not worried about selling and missing out anymore. |
| berkshire hathaway meanwhile in cash, enjoy buying at the TOP LOL |
| I bought at the top on Tuesday 💀 |
| You can buy a lambo hookers and cocaine for under 400k. So you are obviously wrong. \n\nAlso if you have 400k and a ford fusion and have never fucked a hooker I cannot express what a fucking loser you are. |
| You dont make money if you dont take on risk. |
| Jesus NVDA… |
| #Ban Bet Won\n---\n\n/u/LiquorCaptainO made a bet that NVDA would go to 219.06 within **1 day** when it was 214.76 and it did, congrats you fuckin nerd.\n\nTheir record is now 1 wins and 0 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) | [Post Verified Trades](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1pp3o5t/verified_trader/) |
| MSFT going red while everyone else is soaring. Of course. Naturally. |
| I’ll become a multimillionaire if that happens |
| u/TomAddis thanks for adding to my $NBIS conviction but no you can't stay in my poolhouse\n |
| #SPY is the only stock that's been rising in the last hour or so LMAO🤌 |
| Ass |
| Very rarely does nvidia pump like this. So that 16k NVDA short regard who posted last night is safe from being assigned a quarter million worth of shares…\n\nGod I’ve seen what you done for others, just help me out on Msft. |
| I AM A REAL AMERICAN |
| It has been 2 months that ive been telling myself "who's buying this shit" and everyday it keeps going higher and higher\n\nWe live in an evil greedy world...\n\nSpy call for ath tomorrow |
| Is MRVL like spider man and shit |
| Redwire up 16% - ASTS is next tomorrow 🔥🔥 |
| Boobs |
| Both things can be true.\n\n\nSee: Dotcom bubble |
| When does the US dollar just all collapse when everyone's new with is 10 million or more?? We gotta be getting there |
| so many opportunities and so little cash on hand |
| that would be hilarious |
| I say that as I’m holding those calls lmao. \n\nThat’s also why I say that. |
| This sub constantly quips about institutional investors treating retail as exit liquidity, and then you retards do shit like this all day long. |
| Agree, but sooner than later would be ideal. |
| Hey can you post this before it hits your call price |
| bro i dont care about these gay shit-tier ai stocks, rug them but just send NVDA to ATH |
| It’s even underperforming SPY. I had two options in the war dip. MSFT and SOXX. If I chose latter I would be a millionaire by now. But this fucking POS can’t even get to beat SPY |
| Nvda can only go up in unison with my theta decay 😅 |
| HOOD to the moon |
| Or maybe we roll over and go red from here |
| https://preview.redd.it/flafrihyta5h1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ccf2fb3e7b5f6a71b4a6029cd624912a9aa63cef |
| Are we reading our RBRK? |
| SPY going to 760 today 🟩🟩🟩 |
| You think we're going to be able to afford animals? |
| BTU yes! Timed this one pretty well overall. |
| Maybe they should sell vmware to raise some capital. |
| I got 1 call so I can feel included. |
| The children yearn for the mines. |
| You will get hate cause you’re not regarded |
| Mer-man! |
| Yes, Mr Mango a tweet now about the peace deal being reached would likely send the market to a new all time high. Shall I draft a post for you? |
| The funny part is that even if bears little fantasy of a market crash plays out, let’s say -50%, it will recover to new ATH within 48 hours. |
| Ciena er drop literally perfect time to get in |
| love it how mm always manage to troll retail, human psychology man xD |
| Msft claims to be straight but still prefers anal |
| This is actually a great play. Probably opens 34-36 tomorrow. Just sell early after open. |
| Iot puts? Why? |
| Amen, Inshallah! Bers r gae af! |
| Nasdaq about to go green lmaoo |
| why didnt anyone mention wolf earlier |
| I love these corrections that only last 6 hours. The business cycle barely gets past lunch anymore. |
| The internet was also a revolution and a bubble, those two things are not mutably exclusive. |
| What |
| https://preview.redd.it/y57v97mrta5h1.jpeg?width=2880&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=023a0b5146fab9ba65500db1506aad2e18f2a70f |
| Yeah but I get to make $50 in the process hell yeah |
| I thought I was in wallstreetbets |
| the volume on QQQ today is pathetic |
| BSOD has entered the chat |
| opening a bed and breakfast too! |
| MSFT you dirty dog, you are going the wrong way yet again |
| Nothing I said was incorrect. To get ITM on these they need a 5% jump in three weeks. Then for the outsized gains you talk, they need sustained growth above that target. It’s a heavy bet that Google experiences no downside in the short term. |
| yeh they spam reporting me now LOLOLOL GHEY BERS |
| I went down 9K this morning on them, but now they are up 3K. I survived but it was stressful. My AVGO weeklie is toast though lol. Even with that I'm up 1400 on the 2. Took the profit and bought some MRVL shares. It aint going nowhere soon. |
| It’ll probably dump a lil at the last minute just to restart tomorrow |
| You don't belong here, go to r/bogleheads |
| Structured products. I'm in Europe, not sure if you've the same thing available across the pond. I can buy up to 20x leveraged shares on some stocks lol |
| AVGO going to the moon because I didn’t substantially buy the dip |
| So says Tom Lee !!!!!! |
| Will MU finish the day green |
| Perfect time to announce a new peace deal.\n\n |
| Yeah I think theyre pivoting to something. We will see |
| how is every day just a straight line up from open lmaooo |
| wow the most boring day on earth |
| seems like SPY followed your order |
| Feels like we’re coiling for a rocket straight to 760 |
| We already knew they r rtarded, LMAO🤌 |
| Fuck off |
| If we hit 757 its either going straight to the depths of the earth or back to 760 |
| bers praying for one day where it drops and doesn't bounce back higher than where it was |
| Meta Platforms, Inc. Class A Common Stock -> `629.262` (6.282 / 1.008%) |
| !p META |
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| god I fucking love bears, bro\n\n"I bet that hard-working, decent contributers to society would fail and lose everything but they succeeded just to spite me and now I'm the one who's lost everything"\n\nfucking beautiful story |
| $760 coming |
| You wish you were a zoomer old man 👴🕜💀 |
| I should have sold my calls at open, that shit dropped in no time |
| BTU in the house!!! Coal, baby |
| even more dirty energy it is! |
| Thats how they will fight the spam calls!!! |
| Qqq gap close. 0dte puts |
| I have my take profit set at 200%, is that really too much to ask?? |
| Shorting 7600c is probably free money. Risky, but probably. |
| $nok edge AI don’t miss out on the discount |
| Not a lot of people know this but if your port reaches 1M you have the option to hit prestige mode and reset at 0 |
| Thats what I was thinking but I also think maybe the news is kinda weird too idk I've got some position but they are longer dates so im not jumpy but this has really got me stumped |
| iShares 0-3 Month Treasury Bond ETF -> `100.425` (0.015 / 0.0149%) |
| I had dumb friends in high school and college, like everyone else. Now I have a lot more fun with my kids, that makes me happier than any silly childhood thing. You shouldn't peak in high school and have childhood memories or accomplishments be the best memories...You'll presumably live decades more and your interests change, you learn way more things, you do way more things...and the dumb stuff shouldn't be the best thing you've ever done |
| Along with 1/3rd of the country. |
| !p SGOV |
| give me 757 |
| IPO rug pull, Crypto was really ahead of it's time |
| good write up. I think we are headed for disaster and the financial markets haven't caught on yet, we'll see what happens |
| Today's dump was only happened so that more people buy puts and MM can liquidate bers on Friday 🤣🤣 |
| WOLF is up 20% since its intraday low 3 hours ago lmao |
| It always impresses me that there was no thought off hmm maybe I should stop when im down 50% |
| didn't sell out of marvel at -6% today and it's up, feelsgoodman |
| Too many factors. Inclined to say hold |
| Most of the stocks in my watch list are going down, while Spy keep going up. Awesome |
| Up 20% holy shit |
| TURN DOWN FOR WHAT |
| This is going to be a fun ride. |
| the worst ending ever |
| Bust thru 757 cmon |
| Is there more volume? Might be changing hands faster? |
| Sell call against daily |
| Let’s get soy to 750 |
| my god GOOGL you are BEAUTIFUL |
| floating like a 🦋 to ATH |
| Username checks out |
| I’ll call bears retarded if you pay me just $1 |
| Coal still accounts for a 1/3 of all energy produced in the world and about 17% in the US. I thought it would be a lot lower.\n\nIn the US\n\nNatural gas is leading by 41%\n\nRenewables are at 24%\n\nNuclear about 18%\n\nCoal at 17%\n\nKinda nuts. |
| My mid to now late 20s have both been a wash. Never too late to change that though ig |
| I want to revenge trade MU and MRVL so bad |
| Fun fact of the day...you were better off buying fake meat stock than MSFT today. Embarassing. |
| I am almost going to escape AVGO |
| Hookers and drugs exist for a reason |
| go away IRS |
| Donnie should make an executive order demanding coal powered AI data centers. |
| can avgo gimme a big scam pump back to 490 please |
| Hahaha maybe but it’s on my taxable LT account so I am not too bothered about it |
| $230 soon 👀 |
| DASH partnered with the World Cup, Orange man tweet incoming |
| WOLF ripping |
| First |
| a stock i normally scalp is moving to slow to park on it all day |
| $9.2M |
| He won |
| It’s low (less than half) volume… |
| Didn’t think I’d buy avgo stock but can’t really pass it up |
| I'm haunted by uncanny ai people in youtube ads. |
| Shes on bloomberg rn shes git a strange name |
| What is this, a post for ants? |
| Ironically, one of my favorite local pizza joints is called Sir Pizza lol |
| one more scam pump pls |
| Microsoft, you motherfucking piece of shit |
| SPY just moved a penny! |
| Why does Dubai chocolate look and taste like shit? |
| CIEN slow down, baby |
| Thanks bro. |
| What did I miss lol |
| Das tritt nach meiner Kenntnis… ist das sofort – unverzüglich. |
| And who wins ? MM |
| The best thing about the PDT being eliminated is that I can lose money way faster now |
| No calls, no balls |
| Mushroom cloud after a nuclear strike after the market crashes cuz of the bubble |
| I’m passed that ages ago - 100k now |
| Pls tank |
| ok well can U fix my life |
| mu about to face rip again |
| we are SOOO BACK!!! |
| What a move on NVIDIA and now people are scared to be left behind 😂 |
| Google you sexy son of a bitch |
| Netflix is a POS, cant even hold 1 cent gains after 1 month of straight red. |
| saar |
| You will Profit no matter what…. Sell signal boys |
| 20x 760 0DTEs |
| i got a message PDT today no minimum limit WTF |
| Also bringing back phone booths |
| Its 30 days out, y the fk would u take the loss, just hold, retard. LMAO🤌 |
| And if it goes the other direction in less than three they lose all their money. |
| Avgo to 450 tomorrow |
| Advanced money doubler becomes Advanced Money Destroyer when I enter trade |
| Sooooooo USO calls, right? |
| No news on blackbird tongues either. |
| You're not not screwed. |
| At only 5.5k a month salary, he is too calloused from all handles behind the Best Western dumpster. Let’s show him some grace apes. |
| Thats looking like there's gonna be a BIG GREEN CANDLE |
| Peak determination by OP |
| They are paywalling cnbc articles now? wow |
| go with the greed, I mean, flow |
| Everything trickling up....not MSFT tho. I picked MSFT. FUCK |
| Making rotary phone calls great again. |
| hold |
| But the money isn't real. It's all leverage based on manipulated stock values. |
| boring. You remind me of the crypto bros who told me to put my fridge items inside a blockchain. Next industrial revolution, eh? We'll see 😴 |
| Wait till the world hears about no pdt and this sub 😈😈😈 |
| DO SOMETHING TSLA |
| BUY BUY BUY |
| ummm, you had all last week to do that bro |
| Children yearn for the mines |
| dump it after hours, cause panic selling, hunting stop losses, resume to pump.\n\nthe classic. |
| im just sitting here waiting for chinese models to destroy american frontier model moat (already happening) to nuke the nasdaq (lmao) |
| what price did you buy in at brother. |
| Same wasted too much of my time. It’s crap and not worth it at all |
| SPY: life's too short to not be pumping +1% every single day |
| I have TSLA puts for tomorrow and may be torched. |
| 760* |
| Spy 760 today 762 tomorrow |
| I don't use leverage, or options...I just buy shares, that's it. I try to keep things stress free and simple. |
| Avgo hasn't hit this price since Hok read the wrong script. Its coming back with a vengeance |
| was für ein Huso, sogar ohne halbe Bibel |
| I genuinely can’t name a time this earnings season where a stock drops 15% or more and didn’t recover. I’m buying that AVGO dip lmao |
| It would’ve been $27 if I didn’t have all the fees |
| Bro this isnt the section for this . But ill give u one advice, go lift and get jack, u have unlimited free time it seems |
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| The PDT Rule is Gone. Sign In Today and Lose Money Now! |
| i dont know, you tell us |
| Wut dis? |
| I knew this PDT stuff would make charts feel different. Unless im an idiot and its something else (probly the latter) |
| Put the GPU's in the datacenter bro \n\>GPUs go BRRRRrrr\n\nwhere is this revolution you're talking about |
| How many of you here have a net worth of 500k or more? |
| AVGO 430 EOD? |
| To date you will need to accept trade offs. You will be more tired, and have to do more on evenings and weekends, and you will have to sacrifice your time and energy to support another person. Make it clear in your dates that you want to try their hobbies. \n\nRelationships are a different kind of work, but they can help your other work go towards something more meaningful. \n\nAnd at the end of this, you should find yourself a more whole human, but less personal time. |
| just wait til los cincuenta. |
| green |
| Everytime Rob Parker called Tom Brady "washed", Brady won another Superbowl |
| Time for spy to do one of those Shrek dongs. |
| Song hits. BTC isn't going anywhere nor will it ever disappear. Just buy the dip an enjoy the rip in 2028 |
| Take a -30% loss on 30DTE SPY Calls or hold? |
| i do rack up a tab at chanel cuz i dubai everything like im middle eastern. |
| 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 |
| I’ve never seen SPY so chill |
| Valid. The theta decay on 1dtes really starts hitting hard overnight. When I have ES options, I want out of my 1dtes by midnight PST unless they are 2 strikes ITM & holding firm. |
| Id prefer a direction lmao |
| AVGOOOOOOOO |
| What the actual fuck is going on\n\nEvery day so dumb |
| i'm in pl so god speed to us both (and everyone else). hopefully we crush it. |
| WHY THE FUCK DID I BUY MSFT THIS PIECE OF DOGSHIT |
| Where tf you get 6x leveraged? 😂 |
| Right the world is a casino now |
| This recovery is dumb af, I'll stick out of the market |
| Thank you for not following MSFT, NOW |
| AVGO CALLS WERE FREE MONEY LMAO |
| AVGO down 13%, MU down 6%, CIEN down 15%, ARM down 6%.\n\nNasdaq flat.\n\nMoney will not leave this market. It's just rotating, and will rotate back to semis when everyone starts chasing again. |
| Fuck you whareu\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/db0faq21ta5h1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d03adb6bb1ddc571d19bf1068dd785b492021a81 |
| Thanks for catching that guys. I appreciate it |
| there were some people who sold in may imagine LOL |
| Honestly just buy QQQ. It's impossible to know who the individual winners will be and at least this way you will profit no matter what |
| At this rate they'll be hitting that by July 😂 |
| congrats. happy for you. nice. |
| Klassic Klean Koal for these dinosaurs' preferred power source. Who makes good lung cancer meds? Also time to invest in law firms handling mesothelioma, lung cancer, COPD, etc... |
| Can SPY JUST HIT 757.50 |
| Anyone still remember UWMC? |
| Fk off |
| 400k is not lanbo hookers and cocaine money.\n\n400k is serious girlfriend ford fusion and cannabis money. |
| Ok, I am done. Fuck this garbage MSFT. I am selling it all in a green day and buying overbought stocks |
| West Virginia about to be a boom state again! |
| Are we gonna end red |
| Great, go do it again. |
| suck my D. its a mushroom. |
| Hahahaha. I really don’t know why I spelled “stake”. Well, English is my second language… |
| 1DTE ENPHASE calls |
| Whales are hammering $AAOI calls this volume is insane. \n\n-10% to +6% now! |
| ya but it isnt user friendly |
| I have a 550 call too 😩 praying it can get above 439 by close. |
| eat me |
| Have you tried hookers and blow? NEXT! |
| more like fomo the fuck up and panic buy everything |
| No PDT is awesome. |
| https://preview.redd.it/4gpczldqsa5h1.jpeg?width=3808&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=570af1077e589c51dbc15d3641bdf5be1d6ba13e |
| META dipping intraday is a tale as old as time |
| Need another 7k today to recover from yesterday's fuckery |
| Full ported CRWD. No brainer |
| Fully recouped my AVGO losses buying this SPY dip 🫡 |
| Clean coal!!! |
| I just want to be profitable so I can order a Russian mail order Bride |
| This is not r/personalfinance |
| Why are you making this post without pictures of highly leveraged trades you’re making to prove you believe? |
| Quit your job & turn your 400k into 1mil. Should be easy peasy for you |
| Feels so strange |
| AIRJ has been my secret climber I've forgotten about trying to organise the rest of this chaos |
| I shall pause for the day. market want to wipe off all calls/puts |
| I was expecting more volatility today |
| Are you a vampire |
| ASTS over 80 is crazy |
| Well, in 30-50 years you'll be dead and it won't matter. One more day closer to the goal! |
| Dude, Gamble the 400k n go to Wendy’s. |
| Yeah I’m tired of the bubble crowd. Are some companies phonies, yeah. However, that doesn’t make this a bubble. The proof is in the pudding. Return on capital for the biggest players have been consistent and high. That’s what we call a compounding machine. |
| Catch falling knives |
| Only trust a psycho. Only psychos make money |
| XLE still a good choice? |
| Let’s banbet, metal would work too |
| Whether I buy a stock going up or going down, it always goes down after I buy it. Worst trader ever |
| Spy and chill |
| I guess I should be thankful AVGO is not down 25%. |
| What happened at 11:30 that made everything go down? |
| I AM A PATTERN DAY TRADER AND I AM PROUD OF |
| should of done $DELL |
| He also said Cienna puts which he was right about too. |
| Hi buddy. You're depressed. Go talk to a therapist. Don't talk to a bunch of regards.\n\nRegards\n\nYour friend,\n\nAn idiot |
| https://preview.redd.it/pd14futksa5h1.jpeg?width=309&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4849086095f50fa2c4a108f2cd256517bba3db27\n\n |
| My 20s fucking rocked and my 30s are somehow even better. Dont fear los treinta |
| An entire day of W. Fuck this gay market |
| META needs to chill out, it's all over the place this week |
| So start an underground fightclub already with your imaginary friend |
| When he [spoiler] shoots the suitors is the most cinematic moment in all literature. They best not fuk that up |
| That's a lot of work to be up $20 |
| 🥭 tweet any moment now |
| So we're rotating out of memory and semis to later rotate back into memory and semis\n\nAlright |
| we can fuckin handle chop, right? |
| “ungrateful”? That shouldn’t be a factor at all\n\ndon’t compare yourself to people with less, compare yourself to yourself and the situation you want to be in\n\nbe inspired by people in the most similar situation. if that means people with more than thats what it means and thats totally valid |
| 0 DTE anything is a horrible stressful strategy |
| Quit your job and work behind Wendy's dumpsters. You become the girlfriend and make more money |
| Good luck to you 👍 |
| That sounds about right. Was mostly referring to resistance |
| That's why they're called minerssssssssss |
| a book and a practice account |
| Wow, amazing 👏 |
| An interesting factoid is how there was a time when the user celebrated how they pulled ahead of the US in steel production and thought that it showed their economy was stronger than America's. The real reason I. Hindsight was that America was moving to what we know know is a more modern information economy while the Soviet Union didn't and their inability to modernize combined with their spending lewd to their collapse. |
| VALUE INVESTING, msft performed bad, therefore going from overbought sndk to oversold msft\n\nmeanwhiling sndk going brrrr |
| MSFT 😂, at least my cost basis is $384 |
| I’m reminded of a certain whale ramming his head against a wall despite it accomplishing nothing but hurting himself. |
| I did. 6x leveraged shares when it hit 988 |
| Melt up days are the worse for me. If I don't get in early I am done for. |
| Look at this comprehensive and detailed DD 😂. |
| It’s worth the effort |
| Fecha de muerte: 4 de junio\nMotivo: atacada por un toro |
| No crying in the casino, regardless of the reason. |
| I feel like. Netflix could be a play |
| “You scream Ponzi while the weak cave in” sounds like the admittance of a Ponzi scheme to me lol. |
| Too EZ of a swing. Doesn’t belong here as there’s not enough risk. |
| Imagine your mom giving you 10k to gamble with my mom would just beat my ass for asking |
| Everything is priced in |
| Coal fueled data center, it’s genius! |
| this guy ADRs |
| That's an awfully nice way of saying "Buy even more of the asset I am already overexposed to!". This is the way, fellow regard. |
| you had 9 times the capital as me a month ago and we made nearly the same amount of money now how about that |
| Go to Oaxaca for a vacation |
| You think maybe its the PDT change? Things seem to swing for longer than usual. |
| She’s a 10 but I couldn’t handle her volatility. |
| Why are u gey? |
| Hope you bought MU under 1000 |
| Almost two hours and SPY hasn’t printed a single red candle on the 15min time frame |
| This chop is killing me wtf |
| META should buy RDDT so my options can get fucked on just 1 and not 2 |
| How can stock fundamentals be so good yet so terrible at the same time |
| HAHA |
| https://preview.redd.it/sovi9iycsa5h1.jpeg?width=1206&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5d8af90e2bf75f531f290e98171602b195b6a33c |
| Banbet, I would love to see you eat a stake |
| Fuck off with this nonsense. |
| WMB chart is melting my crayons. Domestic natural gas FTW. All energy prices are about to go boing-boing. I'm YOLO in quarterly ATM Calls. |
| Damn shoulda held them spy lottos |
| I may have been regarded when I decided to buy ONDS at over $13 last week but god knows I will hold for years if needs be |
| Ill join u for the lil i have left |
| I mean, I agree with you, but the problem is nobody knows exactly when…….unless you’re at the top of the food chain, we’re all poors over here |
| Thinking of holding my UNH puts what are the chances it’ll go higher after hrs |
| He says, in June |
| Go to fucking 4chan you fucking incel. Go buy some cocaine and hookers with your gains. \n\nYou trade stocks to buy a lambo and fuck hookers… once you can afford to buy a lambo, hookers and cocaine your should cash out. God people are stupid.\n |
| Wendys.com/careers. |
| So many stocks have insane intraday moves every single day now it feels like |
| I’ve made 475 day trades today |
| 400K in 0DTE's to feel alive again |
| Idk. I’m a good learner, but never did most things it would require like drywall electric full bathroom gut. No updates from basically the 80s-90s |
| Now that all the pater day trade dodgers have made their way into options, rug pull |
| When will they announce the IPO you think |
| A wooden stake? |
| You cant even blow it all on coke and hookers in a quarter because of the relatively limited supply compared to the demand. |
| Ah yes, coal. The fuel of the future that all the other developed nations are piling their resources into.\n\n**THE PRESIDENT IS A BUSINESS GENIUS** |
| Lol “shell of his former ber self” |
| 7 percent bro my grandpa’s 401k did better this month |
| Love how I have the option to lose all of my money at any moment, technology has been good to me |
| whats belgium done to you? |
| Idk just put all on your money on calls on a random stock with 0DTE or something |
| AVGO is fighting for its life! |
| En grrr |
| Something off with the overall PA and I cant explain why |
| I would say my non-bone bone is never wrong but it is wrong all the time. It didn’t lie last night though. |
| You have a job? |
| Are you a virgin |
| 😂🤮 |
| If Mu goes green I’m eating stake tonight |
| Which tickers would you buy today if your just getting into this ? |
| I'm already up 50%. Wtf. |
| holy shit boys i think i might finish the year in the black for the first time since active trading |
| Lol |
| Calls or puts tmr |
| Its not the dumbest thing in the world if the money goes to turn these coal plants into methane-powered combined cycle turbine plants |
| Hope your $80 keeps you warm at night |
| Sold my cohr calls too early |
| Nice month for me as well, "boy".\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/bu94dpv4sa5h1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ddc8bc257e6bfd55145faae2b374e014cd82219e |
| Spy 777 by tomorrow thx |
| 4pm he’ll announce investing $8B into rubbing two sticks together |
| I like it for reasons outside of the stock |
| It’s an adventure for sure |
| So stop staying up to 1am dumbass. Eat your veggies, exercise 3 times a week, go for walks, get out of the city, and keep working your way up in your career. It's not rocket science bro. You gotta joke around with people at work and make it more fun. Shitty jobs create the best relationships with coworkers. Keep applying. Careers take time |
| The future of appalachia is tourism and lithium mining. Calls on Sir Pizza. |
| Hell ya |
| to be poor, yes |
| AI shenanigans? |
| Dont think so, at max 220 EOD |
| Perpendicular. Acting like a meme stock. |
| Yeah ur not kidding but today feels WEIRDDDDDDDD and I cant put my finger on it |
| msft please... |
| Give bers a 12hr head start and they still lose |
| Nah. Same iran stuff. Same AI stuff etc. |
| Grabbed a shit ton of the 6/5 34C |
| I know a Nigerian prince that can help out. Trust me bro, call him right now bro. He has billions |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/glitch1234567891 made a bet that RCAT would go to 20.0 within **1 week** when it was 14.845 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 1 wins and 1 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) | [Post Verified Trades](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1pp3o5t/verified_trader/) |
| as long as it runs today/tomorrow, that's fine |
| 1dte have been profitable for me, but I hear yah, if AH and overseas send it up I will be salty so will probably sell 60% and keep 40% |
| How are you doing? Wellness check. 👀 |
| I got 2 IMAX 70MM tickets at Lincoln Square 13 for The Odyssey , It's about to be absolute cinema |
| Come on micron give it all back |
| Why bother? The energy market of the (post WW3) future is going to be dried animal dung. |
| Energy is free. All around us. Problem is it’s free. |
| we all bout to be $HOOD rich |
| What’s the play with TTAN |
| So we pumping space stocks but not the ones i have? |
| Ohhh there wasnt a question mark.... prolly just another fuckjgn verbal PowerPoint of how they can suck off mr mango |
| Ur mums box m8 |
| Bull shit ass day |
| Market realised that AI and semicon still make big bucks so after profit taking they are piling the fuck back in |
| MU recovery slow but steady |
| travel |
| Hey now, people on my towns FB were very concerned about coal miners losing their jobs because of EV 😂 |
| Freak the fuck out and sell everything |
| Meta what a steaming pile of |
| https://preview.redd.it/twlektuwra5h1.jpeg?width=1206&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=006b45ad8c6bbed040928c2487b2b16e5aeea3e9 |
| shit feeling off for a while now fam |
| $NOK GONNA HAPPEN |
| there's no such thing as bears |
| Monorail...... |
| CALLS IT IS |
| NVDA doing all this just to pull back next week 🤡 |
| \n\nr/lostredditors |
| He is a great salesman for sure. |
| data centers are going green energy btw, dont need horses when you have the sun 😉 |
| why? any news? |
| Market saying there is no world where SaaS and semis exist at the same time |
| Time to top your sister |
| Yesterday |
| The LMAO is usually used when people are being insulting. |
| I need a miracle to save my $550 AMD calls expiring tomorrow 🫠 lost $9.00 per contract with drop and trying to claw my way back 😭 |
| Unfortunately nobody can tell him the time because he is the one selling watches |
| Someone convince Trump that light is just pre coal coal |
| R U good at fixing things |
| I'm still gey |
| literally anything but MSFT |
| Woz also seems pretty chill |
| Somebody just got out. |
| my day trading restriction on rh disappeared like magic. today has been a wonderful day. |
| Just bought some more |
| Too much time spent on work and finances. Take a pay cut, stop looking at your stocks, and have some fun |
| $171 low to $191 green now. $AAOI might be the strongest stock out there oh my |
| IF $BB WENT FROM RED TO GREEN, SO CAN $NOK\n\nCMON $NOK SHOW ME YOUR BIG GREEN PENIS |
| I'm in |
| I found a Panasonic cordless in our computer parts bin last week! |
| Bolpolaypse averted! \n\nSee you to the moon bruh |
| Just got a phone call from Mr Charle Schwab asking if my investment strategy aligns with my risk tolerance |
| My portfolio is up 640% over the month, my sister just texted me about stocks to buy and she mentioned buying options............ FML, we're about to be at the top aren't we?\n\nAll i'll say is folks need to manage their portfolio right and not be too greedy. Position yourself to be fine if things go UP or DOWN |
| Ok forget the bol vs ber shit does today feel fucking off or what |
| thats why in askin |
| SPY will turn red starting at 1:05 EST |
| Should I buy a fixer up to live in 😩 love the house but man it needs one of everything |
| Make sure to post your positions over in the loss porn section |
| i love this market |
| Thoughts on LULU |
| MSFT perfectly inverses SPY |
| Let’s all go back to riding horses so we have more energy for our data centers |
| Name? |
| I had absolutely no interest in AVGO before yesterday but a 15% drop on those financials is irresistible |
| What's the call for tomorrow |
| The fact this all happened during WS lunch... |
| How is it |
| This is the most bizarre day I can remember |
| When is it time to full port nflx |
| you are not alone 🤝 |
| PSA no one actually believes Elon is gonna achieve what he promised. We all just believe he can convince people to give him money |
| I followed her into Invitae. If your’re wondering why you can’t find it. It doesn’t have a ticker anymore. |
| I've gone from small town Mayor after a natural disaster "we will rebuild" in the morning to making $4 this afternoon "I am Wall Street!" |
| Nothing Crazy news until Friday... Over the weekend, we're gonna hear something that will change the stock market a lot on Monday. |
| Time to buy AVGO? |
| you bought more software today instead of getting the fuck out at open, didn't you?\n\nimagine thinking "this time is different".\n\nEventually it will. It's just they won't let us poors get rich off it. |
| I 10xd on 415 puts bro |
| Watching IREN makes my eyes bleed |
| Someone panic sold this morning lmao |
| no crying in the casino\n\nget therapy mr. moneybags \n\nif it will give u some meaning to help the needy i can send u a cashapp link\n |
| Is it good time to buy now before earnings? |
| It's spelled nVda . Get it bers? |
| >That Hasn’t Boarded the Hype Train\n\nah, yes. the 2390764th post about this stock that only tripled in the last month. |
| ok now end the day at the lows in the last 30 mins |
| He said AVGO puts though, which would have paid way more than CRWD puts\n\nLooks like he also said PANW, ULTA puts which again would have paid so 🤷 |
| Seriously… we’re in a weird place |
| Watching all you retards get rich while I’m sitting on cash feels worse than losing money! |
| You could get a criminal lawyer, or you could get a CRIMINAL lawyer. |
| YOLO NOK and BB leaps and you’ll be retired in 2 years lmao. |
| wtf does this have to do with wallstreetbets |