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| Good\n\n |
| Bout to go to bed myself |
| What is the retard in chief saying now? |
| A bird shitting on you is a sign of financial success to come according to Russian superstition (actually). |
| $CRCL will squeeze this week (you nerd) |
| 30 minutes to go. Put on your big boy pants |
| Adding more mu puts at open |
| I think we definitely start the stall. Actually we already have. Think it consolidates for a bit, then we will get a news event that starts the actual downtrend in the short term. \n\n\nI do not expect the same lows as the iran war in March though. |
| Just waiting for Trump to announce 100 year mortgages, and then I’ll buy two properties in Florida |
| Wtf is Eurovision? Is that how they keep the Europoors entertained? Have they tried electing a clown instead? |
| Are you just mad you tried to short intel? |
| yes agree, let's see what the currenr ceo does. |
| What does semis really? Like the memory stock? Or everything semiconductor? |
| Was I right panic selling? |
| Corn was at 125,000 just a few months ago, and you think the markets don't have room to run further? LMAO, just flush your money right now. |
| Hehe isn’t the rotation funny? The rotation from semis into SaaS that is lmao. |
| Maybe or utterly humiliated |
| Im holding until green |
| Long term hold just buy stocks ffs |
| Why is the alien naked and super ripped?! So much to unpack with that man. |
| You have a child like understanding of how the stock market and economy work |
| your children will thank you |
| Haven’t you noticed it does t matter what he does. He’s gonna have to do something really really bad live on tv for anything to matter |
| I have an exam tomorrow but I can’t go to sleep without seeing futes first 😂 |
| PLUG Power |
| He is not even drinking, can you fucking imagine |
| Good. I’m short sndk. |
| yes, TIPS and chill! |
| Cubs fans are ass babys made by gey bers. And that’s ok |
| *Commadore 64 where you used your regular tv for a monitor. Yep Steve Jobs and I built our first computers from a kit. He went on to become a billionaire and I went on to become a retard. Of course now he's a dead dude and I'm just a crusty old broke dude.*\n\n*Pepper Ridge Farms remembers.* |
| Just got in a massive argument with u/31andnotdone because I refuse to be used for my phallus! No way Jose |
| NOK rocket 🚀 |
| Want my HOOD puts to print. They are my very first puts. Toe in the water as a Don't bettor. |
| HE MIGHT LOOK AT THIS BOARD LOL |
| Lil Tillamook yogurts holding steady at 76c/ea\n\nBer r fuk |
| 🙋♂️ |
| Everyone hyped about semis me? Just chillin’ because my stupid utility got a buyout offer over the weekend. Long D this one |
| Why？\n\n |
| yes, The Bank via TIPS! |
| Ohhh yeah him and Pritzker literally have a blood feud lmao. Couldn’t be more proud of my governor |
| WTF out leader is posting? Can you take away electronics from him |
| Buy the dip |
| Pretty regarded |
| Not even a comparison or 🍎 to 🍎🤪 |
| 🙋🏻♂️ |
| Are they going to wait for Nvidia earnings before the emergency rate hike |
| Everyone excited about semis and im just here stoked my stupid utility got a buyout offer over the weekend.\n\nLong D |
| This isn’t politics, it’s a fartcoin rug pull in real life |
| Looky looky bers out again we all know how this ends sorry bers |
| No coincidences |
| Any other Europeans awake still? |
| I can;t believe taco posts these images thinking its actually good |
| Some or you are alright. Don't look at the futes in 35 mins. |
| Correct |
| the amount of dopamine you just gave me |
| Delete this when you have the chance |
| Probably gonna dump a few tablespoons of knuckle kids into the shower drain after I get up late. Then look at my line go up but mostly down while I'm on the clock. |
| Clock is ticking for your puts hope you packed snacks, because this rocket doesn’t care about deadlines |
| our president is so nuts ROFL |
| Yolo SpaceX, take my profit and gamble on Nvidia earnings |
| Believe it or not...calls |
| Yeah there’s usually rules about that. I was tracking XNDU before the SPAC merger or whatever the smart people call it. The company was valued at like $3B but RH showed the market cap was way lower. Turned out it was a similar situation, not all the shares were floating yet and it probably confused a lot of highly regarded traders, me included. |
| Invest in high interest so...The banks? |
| finally |
| taco truth post |
| It’s undervalued will be 110 this week |
| I second this |
| NFLX gonna tank this week after that horrible fight card promotion thing whatever TF that was?? |
| And this is why Nike still trades at $60B despite terrible recent financials and loss of market share. Nike is not going anywhere but they likely will have to reposition permanently. The lack of innovation + DTC push opened the door for so many other brands. And these brands aren’t going anywhere. |
| Good suggestion |
| Clock is ticking for your puts. |
| Fine, I’ll say it…\n\nWhat’s a ZJ? |
| Titrating heavy hitting meds, cutting off caffeine, hot af weather. Puts on my life. |
| Release the NOW pump bots 🚀💥 This one’s about to make apes cry and stonks moon at the same time |
| you've created your own modern version of an omen text |
| Maybe the poorest person I've ever read |
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| I guess that truth is bullish for RKLB |
| does the length of war image trump posted imply the war is already over? |
| White Ferrari, lives for New Years Eve. |
| "clocks ticking"... sounds crazy enough to me |
| My first comment literally said, we're opening red, bets available. \nThen he asked for terms. \n \nHow am I even close to being in the wrong here? |
| What are the odds that the president is for real levered? \n \nDo You really think the filing that was posted contains the correct dollar amounts? \n \nThe man posted 4 hours ago \n"For Iran, the Clock is Ticking, and they better get moving, FAST, or there won’t be anything left of them. TIME IS OF THE ESSENCE! President DJT"\n\nand immediately after he started his meme spree. |
| I would just buy more of it if it does. Right? No reason to think they are going to slow down long term . |
| I'm begging you to understand that they are operational and they do turn a profit, something McCaw never did before its merger and which its shareholders did not care about. |
| This is the week we see a -20% day on semis |
| it's interesting how team sport competitiveness has become so pervasive in the US, it's spread to politics and those that can't play make it their personality. |
| Have you been in here the last three weeks? |
| Nokia |
| Everyone seems to be skeptical about it. Buy signal? |
| Dr. Sara Spangelo and Dr. Ben Longmier both co-leading the d2c initiative, both got sacked - several months ago at different times, but still ahead of IPO |
| Someone’s about to press the big red button and we’re all riding the rollercoaster straight into a dumpster fire. 🍿🔥🚀 Hold my gains, this is about to get apocalyptic |
| Wym |
| What’s the sentiment regards? |
| !remind me 5 days |
| He’s posting a shit ton of space memes, so this is the cue to FOMO into RKLB at open. |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/Any-Pitch-2963 made a bet that SPY would go to 800.0 within **1 week** when it was 737.737 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 0 wins and 3 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) | [Post Verified Trades](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1pp3o5t/verified_trader/) |
| Words will come out but in no coherent order |
| We are waiting We could be masturbating |
| What’s this goyslop |
| Boe Jiden |
| **Ban Bet Created:** **/u/Snoo_73630** bet **POET** goes from **15.84** to **25.0** before **22-May-2026 05:22 PM EDT**\n\nTheir record is 0 wins and 0 losses.\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) | [Post Verified Trades](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1pp3o5t/verified_trader/) |
| !banbet $poet $25 5d |
| Obama |
| This is the actual theory of why "stocks always go up" |
| What’s scarier, he wouldn’t be the dumbest in here either. |
| Wendy's 2 specials are announced:\n\nGrilled berfuk sandwich\n\nBolfuk meat hamburger\n\nWill find out the best one in 40 mins |
| He’s gonna post something crazy that tanks the market. |
| Can you stfu for once? And do I need to explain why you’re annoying? |
| 38 |
| Trophy wife to 30% of america |
| Tbh I invested in target off this for a 50% gain lol. But lulus financials are also rock solid so no it is not purely anecdotal haha.\n\nIronically Target, Starbucks are examples of stores that I are always packed. While Paypal I use couple times a year vs. almost daily pre-covid & Nike I do not see dominating like i used to pre-covid either. |
| Release the NOW pump bots |
| what did the illinois governement do to deserve this? |
| Don’t you mean unanimous? |
| 🍊 man doing some heavy blow |
| *My midlife crisis choices?*\n\n*1) Get another motorcycle (had one in my youth)*\n\n*2) Trade 50 year old wife in for 2 twenty- five year olds*\n\n*3) Get guitars/gear outta storage and start playing again.*\n\n*I chose door #3 because if the police knock on our front door and talk to my wife, both of the first two choices means I'm probably dead. The worst thing that could happen with choice #3 is the police telling me to turn it down.* |
| I hate stop loss on options, in this retarded marker funds purposely hitting stop losses. I hate it. Lose it all or make a bank |
| You wish. Truly top signal when liars on easily google-able Dow positions pop up. -132 |
| Go back in time and work at spacex |
| Any idea who made these statements:\n\n“No one gives a sh\*t about housing.”\n\n“If \[gas prices\] rise, they rise.”\n\n"I don’t think about Americans’ financial situation."\n\n????????……………????? |
| WTI puts, ouch... shared pain with my USO puts ngl |
| Why? |
| FPS |
| Asked Gemini to transform my garden and it turned everything white + added indoor furniture to it\n\nPuts on Alphabet |
| Everybody always asks if futes are open\n\nBut nobody asks if futes are okay 🥺 |
| Uber direct. Best part is since its a 3rd party delivery you don't have to tip but I would have them leave at the door because the driver is going to be pissed about the no tip thing. Don't worry they only took the order because they are trying to keep diamond status and they probably won't spill it all over your yard. |
| Fake. |
| Finally some certainty. Thank you! |
| You don’t want to know |
| 🥭 man feeling himself today with those tweets |
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| Orange guy losing his mind again on truth social |
| That's socialism |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/QuantrixQuintrix made a bet that SNDK would go to 1320.0 within **1 week** when it was 1561.495 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 4 wins and 6 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) | [Post Verified Trades](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1pp3o5t/verified_trader/) |
| the future is bright (green) |
| What if someone kicks you in the nuts instead? All this time your fortifying your dick for no reason. |
| -.09%… it’s over |
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| Has anybody here bought one of those "lookback" puts? |
| Imagine having a union and a strike in the US. LOL. LMAO even. |
| No. The limiting factor on chip production isn't labor. |
| I don’t pull away from the ATM until I see that blue light blinking |
| Getting so sleepy I feel like I could fall into a coma on the spot |
| Some interesting picks many of which i can agree on. Some thoughts however. I like CRK at a lower price point. Keep in mind that that it is a natural gas play, not an oil play. A Haynseville driller so is well situated for expanding LNG exports as well as eastern US power generation. That being said, incremental LNG is slow to come online, the next increase, Golden Pass trains are in the midst of completion over the next 9 months. But in a 110 bcfd market in the US the incremental demand at the next 2 GP trains is only about 1.5 bcfd. Generally speaking the LNG terminals run near capacity and the rest of the North American gas market is a closed system subject to weather and power demand. \nPrices do not generally move with crude. Worse if crude drilling picks up, the nat gas supply will increase faster than demand does. Long term nat gas demand is growing but the next 12 months? Not that significant. Just an example of some items on your list. |
| how isn't any market in the world in premarket or after hours at this time? |
| Got cut off in traffic by some pigeon headed bitch with no cannons today. Driving a Dodge Charger, blasting Bulls on Parade with a “back the blue” bumper sticker. |
| Pre futures absolutely ripping 🔥 |
| Puts its. I never sell my puts cause they are 1 down pump away from even. And so the cycle continues. Time to vampire stock liquidity like you |
| I mean I can afford both. but if you still live at home what does that matter lil bro. does mom bring out the winnie the pooh specials when she gives you the dino nuggets? |
| We should bring true capitalism to all countries. No more strikes |
| These calls are either going to print or expire worthless. Fuck stop loss. |
| Ibonds? |
| I agree that Nike will not go anywhere. Nike and Adidas still control all global sport. But I do think Nike is no longer the top dog they once were. On, asics, hoka, new balance carved out a massive piece of what was all Nike before. And to be honest their shoes are better performance wise\n\nI guess my main point is Nike used to be the trusted #1 and they no longer are for literally anything at all. Both stocks have been obilerated but at least Lulu is still the #1 option in their market.\n |
| DRAM |
| I really hope you guys hedged your puts. Were about to go into orbit. |
| i dont have to see it. i can feel it. 👄 |
| Brother I’m here you think I’m some kind of genius. |
| AI? semi? Memory? Checks out. Inflation, sorry down to |
| Both Puts? |
| 6AM in South Korea..we will soon hear more about the strike |
| So nothing changed you say |
| Why not now |
| KEEN TOKKIE |
| Way to lose all your money bro |
| Appreciate you making a comment here instead of Google. Truly regarded |
| Same bud, same |
| isnt there margin interest associated with your account? I think the covering of your calls dont generate the needed premium to cover for that and if they do, it's barely enough. A margin call is basically where they liquidate stuff on your behalf if you dont put enough money into the account. You should do this before the interest eats into the profits.\n\nedit: yes you need to figure out how to unwind this position yourself possibly one short leg at a time if your buying power cant close everything at once. |
| I bonds dadddyyyy |
| no one gaf about kospi when we’re up good |
| Lulu's brand still heavily skews feminine, IMO that's their biggest blockade to capturing a bigger male audience. That and the fact their logo looks like a camel toe |
| Msft mu calls wti puts |
| Good luck |
| Has taco bell stopped taco production or smth |
| It did! And I didn't double down like I should have. Point was not everything drops and comes back, so at open can be good enough if you let the bounce happen sometimes. |
| Yeah 10 years ago. It's called future pre-past futures. Get with the times gramps |
| Buy amazon |
| I wouldn’t be so sure. The run up to 87 was a continuous green, posting multiple +100 days for weeks. Thursday was another +100, Friday was an anomalous -100, then the Dow lost 30% of its value on Monday |
| You posted this last week too |
| $NOK & $F |
| Is WOLF legit now?\n\nIt's 1M +143% |
| He is still richer than anybody here |
| uh, all share buybacks are done gradually, at least around where nokia is from. |
| Whats happening!!! |
| Mangolini hard at work this weekend trying to think of a way to kayfabe out of this one\n\n# ╮ (. ❛ ᴗ ❛.) ╭\n\n[^(KEEN TOCKY)](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJOiIRuF0CA&t=4339s) |
| wholesome af activity |
| Wouldnt you be dead? |
| Maybe the gayest shit I’ve ever read |
| Yea and it just takes 1 tweet for an instant ATH push |
| atleast my ancestors got laid. |
| I'm at 2 out of 4, damn |
| 45 min |
| Someone’s exit liquidity for sure. \n\nCalling tops on this IPO. |
| Floyd mayweather has lost more money than anybody here |
| Brother, you’re investing based on what the women in your life buy?\n\nIf I invested in what the females around me told me to do, I’d be in shit stocks like Starbucks and Target. |
| betting on the knicks every game might be the move. pistons n cavs both dogshit |
| Did you learn a lesson? |
| Circle of life |
| Why? |
| Holy shit. Pre futes. Are you guys seeing this |
| Is mango speaking tonight? Sorry if I’m a idiot I couldnt find on news |
| move to NYC that will do it |
| Its a dump then |
| Honest question from an agnostic in investing at IPOs: What sort of returns are you expecting from SpaceX in the first 10-15y that will compensate the (almost guaranteed) risk of a 40%, 50%, 60%+ drop after IPO? Are these so good that you cannot reach them with other safer bets available in the market? |
| You pay for a PhD, trust me.\n\nThe 4-6 years you spent making liters of pee in a grad lab could’ve been spent at a higher compensated corporate job laying the foundations for your future career.\n\nThis of course varies depending on the type of PhD you received, but the unfortunate truth is that you don’t need a PhD to do science unlike an MD or JD which is needed to practice law or medicine. |
| Hoping that the guy who lets pigeons shit on him is wrong. |
| Thoughts on the past 72 hours? |
| Right… story of my life… buying 32 minutes another shit after selling previous lol |
| I thought you guys were exagerating but Trump is really on a roll today on truth social. |
| Two EA-18Gs crashed during an air show?\n\nOuch, that must put a hole in the pocket of Uncle Sam.\n\nGlad the crew is safe tho |
| I need the Opendoor CEO to throw out every buzz word in the dictionary when he presents at the JP Morgan conference tomorrow\n\nAI, profit, cannons, whatever he needs to do to pump it so I can get out of this mess I'm in |
| And now? |
| *And all those calls go poof. I'd spew for a week.* |
| A running friend of mine just got sponsored by LULU. Calls. |
| What time is the 🥭 speech starting? |
| Hard!! |
| Bitcoin - United States dollar -> `78256.03157` (124.072 / 0.159%) |
| I can’t believe how many ads you have to scroll through on truth social |
| Just give me one pump tomorrow then I’m selling all my calls |
| !p btc |
| Hopeful delusional wallstreetbets user about to look at the window hoping for a trend reversal of gravity because "vibes" while all the echo chamber of the office with a life insurance place taken out like the comment for support |
| I became cbrs exit liquidity |
| Sorry I’m right |
| Agreed. I know why they dont but options available at ipo time would keep things in line. |
| Oh boy… |
| Probably having sex |
| Believe it or not... toilet paper |
| Trading chickens for wool |
| Lulu to $0 |
| Yeah stake in SpaceX should be priced in, however market tends to overreact and push this whole theme higher. |
| Not true. Jordan’s and Nikes became collectible. Lulu isn’t there yet. It’s a late cycle play for Nike who is about to turn a corner. \n\nLULU is a top brand though I agree with that part of the assessment. \n\nHope it works out. |
| 👀 |
| Need to be lucky enough to ride the waive of buying |
| How the hell an SPACEX is a 1.5 trillion company this fucking world is a ponzi scheme |
| nipple gate |
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| Gambling |
| The analogy does not make sense |
| bonds |
| What about ONON? I love their shoes and their clothes look cool. They’re expensive for sure. But I see Ons everywhere. |
| Pray all of my puts finally print. |
| When he said, "I don’t think about Americans’ financial situation," he wasn't lying. He's too focused on lining his own pockets. |
| Lol |
| Hy $purr liquid |
| *But TACO Tuesday is almost here.* |
| legendary feeling |
| Fed injecting $6,576,000,000 into the market tomorrow ✅\n\nGYNA investing billions in America ✅\n\nBig 🥭 speech tonight ✅\n\nAmazing bowel movement today by yours truly ✅\n\n🅱️ULLI$H AF |
| Nope, im trying to be wealthy. |
| What the fuck were people even doing before |
| I agree. And Google not sure of the % they own of spaceX... I think 17%? Could be priced in? |
| huh, what are you looking at? |
| I can't buy lulu shares while alo exists.\n\nnike was and is a brand that neither under armour nor lulu ever were and probably will be. |
| Fetal position. |
| meta |
| or the euphoria top signal -cuts both ways… |
| https://preview.redd.it/7kaugmzqjr1h1.png?width=1010&format=png&auto=webp&s=d84f2c47d1fc7416a6ec97e87a8f7a4df14df7ef\n\n |
| I wish every bad trade I make I’d get beat up |
| Harmless Harvest better |
| One red day means nothing. There is zero chance this goes straight down all week after skyrocketing for 2 months straight. The market doesn't work that way. Reversals in trends take time to materialize.\n\nFree fucking profit on calls this week. |
| Futes futing, hopefully? 🤞 |
| Hi friends. I’m a 30 yr old just getting into investing. Plz guide me how to start and what to start with. Much love… |
| $APLD to 100 but it's not even in the same stratosphere as $NBIS |
| The only time I was a bear was when I bought puts on March 13, 2020. The bottom fell out of the market when futures opened on Sunday (limit down within 2 minutes). It was glorious. It felt like the night before Christmas. Otherwise remember: stocks only go up regards |
| makes more trades too... only they don't lose |
| You perma-bulls literally laughing at bears in all your free time only to invest in a news cycle of inflation. You don't belong in wallstreetbets because you don't have the heart to take losses.\nPerma-bulls fuk'd guh |
| The New York Stock Exchange was founded on this day in 1792 |
| Bought a large bag of tortillas nachos cheese on sale for $1.79 at store and shit is stale as fuck |
| Believe it or not..\n\nVita Coco Company |
| let me build my position first |
| Or... hear me out... wait for the market to agree with you and enter on an uptrend |
| I think op was making a neutral comment about what governments could do to prevent a strike. |
| i cant read |
| Trump posting 12 shit quality memes in 5 minutes. Tehran is finished |
| Why? |
| Holy fuck, what's taking them so long |
| Can and does Manipulate the market, has access to insider info, still buys high and sells low. Yea he’d fit in |
| given your portfolio % in the same sector, if it was me i'd rather not see a strike in case the movement spreads across the sector. not worth whatever short term boost you think you might get from a strike by your competitor. |
| Yup, my guess is their spectrum is worth more than their whole market cap. Also they have I think 2.8% stake in SpaceX, which will run up into IPO. |
| Vielleicht iron condor? |
| Nike LEAPS |
| Doubt it but yeah he goes hard |
| When you travel a lot, sometimes, they're a god send cause you know what you're getting vs a random restraunt that could give you the shits lol |
| wide open |
| futures open in an hour |
| I made my decision. I’m gonna be exit liquidity tomorrow yolo |
| Nasdaq up 0.3% for now. MU 2.5%, EWY 1.2%\n\nLet's see how it opens |
| Raise your hand if you became MU exit liquidity 🙋♂️ |
| Dang first a physical one, now a virtual one as well😔 |
| Yes all great points but you say not holding SNDK for another 12 months. I’d like to dive a bit deeper on this. Whats your take and why do you think SNDK is not a hold for that time horizon? Thanks for engaging! |
| Lost 50k on Friday. Supposed to get that back tomorrow so need green. K thanks |
| pooped on 5 times? you live under a statue? |
| After doing some boots on the ground DD this weekend, gonna open a LULU position this week. 1. The girls I know in real life still swear it’s #1 option for any physical activity. 2. There is a still a lot of lulu on the streets & at the gym. 3. Tiktok admits it’s not what it once was, but it is still the best option by far. \n\nOne thing that surprised me is just how ‘aware’ all the girlies are that Alo is pure dogshit. Common opinion was “i still buy it because it’s super cute, but it’s walmart quality and I would never actually work out in this. It pills in one wash and cost an arm and a leg.\n\n\n\nOpening a position because everyone is way too quick to compare it to Under Armour and Nike. Anecdotally, no one is wearing nike like they used to (besides Jordan Retros) and when Under Armour died no one was wearing it at all. On the other hand people are very much still wearing Lulu which is a very stark contrast. Fashion might be fickle, but technical performance is not and lulu is still king here.\n\nThe women’s line may be maturing/stagnating in north america. But they are still printing money and between men’s and international there is still room to grow. \n\nRealistically, my only concern is if the fears around forever chemicals, fertility issues, etc in polyester prove real. If this is the case then I want nothing to do with them.\n |
| It’s open since Friday 😮💨 |
| Not even open yet.. |
| I believe there are very coordinated pumps that take place. To think otherwise is crazy. It could move, they are often successful. Just know they are already fully loaded and will be selling as everyone is buying |
| Long spy calls |
| Just playing it for the Buyout. |
| In my mind NOk was still 5$, holy cow now it’s 13. |
| As long as you don't do it on a rat-infested beach and then board a cruise ship... |
| Ok maybe i dont get the analogy, so ok great they expanded at any costs. So who is buying out SpaceX at 2 trillion USD to basically give them the liquidity to survive and actually be operational like McCaw? We the shareholders buying the stock and QQQ? |
| Market to MSFT: Thank you, sir may I have another 👖💥🏏 |
| Decent picks but I wonder how ceasers has been reporting terrible earnings so consistently with Gen Z being a pretty big gambling degenerate group (coming from a gambling degenerate Gen Z) |
| There's some China Taiwan posturing, which always makes things red. |
| Futures holy FUUUUCK |
| +40,000 citizen points awarded |
| Mango is a bigger shitposter than most people on this sub, I'm impressed |
| bols and bers hate the creb |
| Is this is the wallstreetbets I’ve missed. Quality post my guy! |
| I was like, wait, how much crazier can it be? And uh. That’s around a bend and off a cliff |
| Look what Cybersecurity already did. It was supposed to get cannibalized by AI and it ripped |
| For the casino, the Clock is Ticking, and they better get moving, FAST, or there won’t be anything left of them. TIME IS OF THE ESSENCE! WSB REGARDS! |
| You were not wrong. That's the President of the United States. LOL. |
| I thought there was more in the second picture |
| You could always buy a Lambo NFT |
| Many Times pigeons pooped on my head , still poor though. |
| bers are fuk, 🥭 didn't attack eyeran over the weekend |
| Let's go |
| Msft calls |
| So can we swim in that reflecting pool or what\n\nDo I need to get some floaties for the summer |
| As someone that occasionally visits that shithole, seems pretty normal. |
| Buys off brand cereal to save $2…\nProceeds losing 8k on options in a week like a proper WSBer |
| Calls |
| OPEN THE CASINO YOU CRAZY BASTARDSS |
| 53 |
| mangoo 🥭bought AI subscription and unloading images by machine gun |
| oh my fucking God shut up |
| Thx 🙏 |
| Congrats. I guess if it will not open 10% up tomorrow I buy some hopefully for quick flip |
| You still have money for chalk? Bullish. |
| LMAO THE ALIEN ONE 👽 |
| LMFAO y is it so funny tho |
| I beg you, please don’t open the casino |
| Holy shit I just looked. This boy is off his rocker. The one with the Alien in shackles WTF! |
| Are they allowed to strike in South Korea? |
| What if they sell medium potatoes and soy beans? Will that help? |
| Those are petty low these days. Like literally dementia posting slightly different versions of the same picture for hours. |
| This is my exact price target for my spreads. You better be right. |
| 54 |
| WHY DID MANGO POST A PICTURE OF HIMSELF WITH AN ARRESTED E.T.??? AYY LMAOOO👽 |
| Maybe it's just leaking coolant again. \n\n/r/birdsarentreal |
| 👀 |
| What's right for him is to put it all in index funds and go touch grass |
| 55 |
| That would be the most illogical thing, so probably |
| Dude she’s your sister please at least wear a condom, we don’t need more WSB of that caliber. |
| I’ll simp for Bezos if Amazon opens green tomorrow |
| the official bottom signal is usually when kospi gets mentioned regularly |
| 55 |
| Nice, when wsb is bearish, green day incoming |
| Bruh USO will bottom in the 110’s max u until 2027 |
| so tru lol |
| "Good morning, but I digress" |
| I keep on hearing about it everywhere for last week, I understand that it is shitty but I feel it will fly for sometime now. Keep on telling myself stick with NVDA 🤣 |
| wow what a waste, that money could have gone to israel |
| CZR and Sony |
| Twitception |
| 55 |
| 56 |
| Wrong. All SAAS was green started Wednesday/Thursday. I said Microsoft and NOW was bull flagging and loading and I got downvoted. |
| Bers! Lets go! You guys are gonna get a day of green! |
| bought a home at $212k, selling 3 years later near $400k. i cant buy back in even with home gains |
| 🫡 |
| A Truth post with a screenshot of a Twitter post that has a screenshot of an old Truth post\n\nNice |
| What about switching genders |
| What changed? |
| That’s not food nor experience |
| I’ve got my dry powder ready ($5) |
| You're here posting 24/7 ...some might conclude you are a permanent patient in this nut house |
| # OPEN THE CASINO COWARDS ! |
| an affair i guess haha |
| https://preview.redd.it/4pklcfujir1h1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=bd5c8636a6557753521986bab4d99b2777a66f0a |
| True but it has already run up so much. Maybe it will run up some more though. |
| yes. scroll through the last 1-2 hours of posts\n\nhttps://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump |
| 56 |
| The Hour Of Reckoning. \n\n*Futas* |
| Calls it is. Thanks op! |
| Futes open in 57 minutes get your anus ready |
| I have ARKX, I believe there is SpaceX in the fund. Was an easy way to get into SpaceX without it being public. |
| gold went down?? dafuq is going on. lower the rates so my SOXX will moon |
| I pray that these fast food chains go out of business every single day. Haven’t eaten that trash in years. |
| Experiences are worth it. Especially low budget traveling |
| Lotta that going around |
| It’s shit all the way down isn’t it… |
| 57 |
| It was only one stock that was green on Friday and I told myself there is no way I am buying that 😂🤷♀️ |
| >Before recent trade tensions, annual sales reached roughly $24 billion to $27 billion, and hit a record high of $41 billion in 2022.\n\n>Following a recent trade dispute, U.S. agricultural exports dropped significantly, settling at around $8.3 billion. |
| Like even by his standards? |
| 57 |
| Watch they did it again!!!! |
| Small potatoes |
| I'm long |
| Open the casino!\n\n...or die!\n\n\n🔫 |
| Every weekend bers celebrate before futures open. Then they fcking shut up quickly |
| > That’s why the burden of proof is on the person claiming something exists.\n\nThen can you provide proof of this claim?\n\n> Starlink is on just about every plane and ship on the planet |
| Where is VM to say bag holder ? |
| Still at it, huh? |
| SPCX will be the biggest bubble in the stock market history. |
| Reminds me of my pilates days |
| The only things I don't like spending money on are food and experiences. Spending $8 on a matcha drink is regarded. |
| Apld and nbis are in different business. The better comparison for nbis would be crwv, and in that case I agree nbis is better |
| 58 |
| Calls on Wendy's, they'll key profits coming in by miniaturizing their burgers forever |
| Been doing some research for a pair for my mom, and I keep coming across good reviews for Vortex. Enjoy in good health. |
| This should be false advertising |
| the j word always gets ya |
| This is my quant |
| come get me at my $20/share lol |
| 🥭's Truth Social account has lost it |
| lol you truly underestimate the power of twitter regards and their dip-buying abilities. |
| 59 |
| 🥭 is threatening the Persians again |
| The pushback is real. We red tomorrow and I'm loving it. \nEspecially with my 740 ps that I held over the weekend. \n \nI haven't held over the weekend since Covid. |
| BK all day |
| Round up a posse to find this PHONY we ride at dawn |
| 40bn sell to SpaceX. You are not wrong |
| I have been working on my pigeon pose |
| I already did last week. Up 60% |
| She sure is |
| Isn't NBIS better |
| Pumpers, there's no reason to jump in some shitty software stock that charges based on head counts ... And fewer people are doing a lot more in the office these days, less heads, slowing revenue |
| Personally more of a meth song fan with semi charmed life. |
| But will you poop on him, or do you charge extra for that? |
| SpaceX is going public?!?! I haven't heard. |
| That's really good. I should start my $100,000 fund now. |
| $Now not later |
| Doesn't it, though? It doesn't mean you like their corporate policies or any one specific thing about them. But if you see the product of the corporation and say "yes, my life is better with this thing, to the extent that I'm willing to pay a lot of money to them", as a whole it means you like their existence more than you dislike it. By a margin of... Whatever you paid for the phone. \n\n\nIt's like saying you're against killing animals but then going, buying, and eating hamburger. In theory I'd like to get the hamburger without a cow being slaughtered. And I totally have the option to buy a meatless burger! But I don't because in the end the option of the slaughtered cow is still more likeable than going without. |
| This fucking sub will make me buy calls on this shit 😂 |
| Wendys sucks more than the dumpster now. \n\nSurprisingly Burger King’s been slaying lately |
| Nice nussy. Bullish. |
| Birdwatching at landfill |
| Cool man |
| Bers is lambos, bols in shambos. LMAO |
| r/iswiped |
| None of them are public. |
| Apld is good yea |
| stock splits should be illegal since it's taking advantage of the intellectually less abled. |
| no because I can afford glass and ceramic LOL |
| it's usually good for a scalp at open, but lately it's been too volatile I'm not 100% sure if I want to play SpaceX when it comes |
| 😂😂😂 |
| Wait until they find out the McDonald's 1/4 pounder is $10 |
| At least they put the fries in the bag |
| Who else tried swiping to the 2nd photo? |
| Nxt yr |
| yeah sure cuz its been SOOOO volatile recently |
| What's the next RKLB? Probably APLD. They're nicely positioned. |
| why because you still live at home? |
| Ignoring the mental illness part, how is it a bull market if you're predicting the stocks falling? I'm not quite following along. |
| So was I for “hateful “ comments in no way was it hateful. I just mentioned a certain teenage author who wasn’t that good at hiding |
| What did I miss ?? Why’s everyone bearish |
| If I’m nearing death, I don’t think I will care much about stds |
| I am regard |
| we will check it out. |
| Fuck that I need NVDA -99.999% |
| Fuck I wiped |
| 60 minutes |
| nah we good. |
| It moves up or down without logic so im scared |
| Yep, got some nice vortex binoculars for me and the GF.\n\nBring a pint, walk through the woods, see some birds. It's pretty decent |
| Sister is graduating today, now were both unemployed and fucked! |
| Reddit bols never turned me wrong, calls at open. |
| BUY THE TOP 🚀 |
| On the subway |
| # Bol is cooked LMAO |
| The White House said today that China has agreed to purchase at least $17 billion of agricultural products from the US annually through 2028 - Bloomberg |
| I'll take a nibble under 50 |
| Im enjoying my mid life crisis at the moment |
| @grok how much % will NVDA make this week? |
| Just visiting |
| Price to sales of Infiniti. Zero profits, so unlimited P/E ratio growth potential. She’s a real gem. |
| OP had 1.3M lost down to 440k, back up to 1.25M. He's still down 50k plus capital gains tax on most recent rise. You are re-regarded. |
| Affairs!!! Do I need a wife first? |
| those labels are silly. |
| pigeon was bullish af... are you trippin? |
| I assume you are in the us, which would understand the problem, but in some places paying taxes actually do something, its a matter of perspective, so make something worth of that risk and enjoy life |
| Stop it! It's going to be printing money soon but I don't like my balance falling in the meantime. Sellers are going to regret it unless they are gambling to get back in. |
| Futures open. |
| Used to be a proper country smh |
| I bought calls on Friday btw would’ve told you guys but I was banned for saying a certain “j” word… the top is officially in |
| My findings are peer-reviewed by a flock of 12 feral street birds. We take our dumpster calculus very seriously here. |
| Nothing bad can happen, it can only good happen IMO |
| What else is left to buy low? Nothing |
| Of course you’re going to have a sassy summer, fierce, don’t let anyone stop you girl! |
| Birdwatching |
| I always stand with strikers. Workers get fucked over 9 ways from Sunday in amerikka. |
| Would be comical if NVDA ends the week under 200. Per the usual dump it does after earnings. |
| pick your midlife crisis:\n\nmaking sourdough\n\nan affair\n\nbirdwatching\n\nput buying |
| oh yeah! too bad the price of oil is just gonna keep going up |
| puts |
| Bulls smell like moth balls 😂 |
| in some way that is true. Britian didn't manage to pay off its WWII debt until the mid 2000s. But by then the economy is significantly larger, it doesnt take much to service the ancient debt. \n \nIf government stop increase spending every single year, eventually economic growth will outpace it exponentially. At current us gdp growth rate. The government need to stop spending increase for about 11 years straight in order to get to budget surplus. But that's a hard task to ask. Not even cut spending, just stop approve new spending. |
| or |
| what are we waiting for ? |
| No grippy socks for you sir |
| Are those trading now though? |
| SATS |
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| under there |
| "No crying in the casino."\n\n"But we're in a trench." |
| If we keep going up I'm going to be in grippy socks by the end of the week |
| I'm long the Catholic church. Only exorcism is effective against the haunter 👻 viroos |
| damn Iran, why your planes fly so slow? |
| Futures come out. Don’t trust them until the AM though. |
| Auto mod into the CBT … kinky |
| You shouldn't underestimate SATS |
| You’re right, these private equity firms are about to make billions. \n\nThis isn’t an ipo. IPO’s are to raise capital for a growing company. This is a dump on retail and your 401k with rules rewritten to expedite the distribution process. After this open ai will do the same and then Anthropic. The only one I might be would be the latter. |
| btw if USO crashes to like 90 within the next 4 weeks this would be a bigger play for me than Intel was. Excited! |
| Why? BTC is down 1% from Friday close. Futes probably open red. Unless it doesn't. |
| bird |
| not a one known for a dry run |
| big money |
| Ams Calls 500 |
| Corn back to 85,000 |
| Jeezy Petes, he’s going nuts again on his Walmart-Twitter |
| https://preview.redd.it/5ocix0o4hr1h1.jpeg?width=1206&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=90c1ebecd7f796d845962a33c2cdcac91a8009d6\n\n \nPoint proven |
| Smic and Nex, we will see some action |
| Bears be like ..if ya gonna step on my balls do that lil twist thing like ya putting out a cigarette..otherwise what's the point lol |
| Cliffs on Diddy not in jail? I just look at charts all day. |
| That the fuck everyone over suddenly talking about NOW? |
| It would be real funny when Warsh doesn't cut rates this year. Grab 🍿 and watch what 🥭 tweets LMAO 🤌 |
| Where these kids parents at damn |
| Space is the place: $RKLB $ASTS $RDW |
| I need to lay down |
| Wonderful |
| I got a baconator last night and it was way bigger, that looks like the son of baconator |
| They’re using burgers to launder their money! |
| just need one -2% day |
| if spaceX ipos next week, does that mean tesla is an obvious short? |
| It hasn’t even been one trading day |
| where? |
| I bought some soxs calls midday on Friday. Let it rip |
| Bulls use the "hunt and peck" method of typing 😂 |
| Unironically the best takeaway. |
| Retail is going to be holding the bag on SpaceX after they run it up aren't they? |
| You're right, this isn't just a DD, it's a revelation |
| Did what? |
| Yep. 100k in 3 months definitely a shitty performance. Should have made $4million am I right? |
| Puts if you like money |
| Yeah you could get radium toothpaste |
| https://preview.redd.it/k84o5vevgr1h1.jpeg?width=551&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=498d4c9886773b04cc6bb080abf94feb77e55317 |
| Let's see Paul Allen's burger |
| Wendy’s is basically a small business now. $20 million a quarter in profit? What is this, a dry cleaner? |
| 🏳️🌈🐻 |
| Making META bigly position |
| what about PATH? |
| what's up with these young girls wearing tops and bottoms that look like they're spandex fruit of the loom underwear |
| Asts adbe |
| you really shouldnt hold those overnight.... the reset kills you |
| Go to the investing subs. This is a gambling sub friendo |
| So I decided to take the plunge and try a DD\n\n[Dead Poet Society](https://www.reddit.com/r/stocks/s/hrqDgU7hYl)\n\nI’d appreciate your take. |
| he just said he doesnt know whats gonna happen tmrw what are you going on talking about some conviction |
| What’s is in an hour ? |
| They can panic sell American stocks, just not Canadian stocks |
| Sony |
| Release at least once every 7 days |
| Bruh, this is very obviously not AI. Theres plenty of posts on here to shit on for using AI, this ain’t it |
| If the 10yr doesn't come down fast, it's joever for bols |
| yup wendy's TRULY sucks. Their burger are smaller than even a mcdonald hamburger. true ripoff. |
| umm yes we can? |
| Who is Otto? |
| u just keep betting the same one over and over again and eventually u have to hit breakeven - P(green) |
| He’s just practicing |
| What’s with your Canada hate? 😂 |
| What do we think the new floor is? $100? I want to buy more! |
| Knowing you that's in a dirty way |
| $rklb |
| Poop |
| Yo... |
| (Doubles down on being a moron)\n\nRussia makes 10mm per day China consumes 16mm per day. Although in all fairness that is pretty good math for a WSB user |
| I know how to beat the worm! |
| I feel this |
| When the fuck is HOOD going back up |
| It’s hard to put a fair market value on shares of a company that makes no money |
| “Accidentally” doing some heavy lifting there |
| oh NOW too i guess |
| Puts on being late |
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| uhhhh oh yeah stocks and shit uhmmmm USO puts ARM calls and like a buncha other shit sorry dont wanna get into that now |
| Earnings next week, expect them to be solid |
| I believe the term is “priced in” |
| Still have faith 🙏 |
| 1 more hour until i can officially say that im fkt |
| SaaS |
| NVDA to report the best quarter in the history of earnings\n\n-10% |
| In a theme park! |
| TSLA Bulls still wear velcro shoes. |
| SPY calls of course! i'm overly bullish this week, call me the Worm |
| Tell me more about |
| just need a Brazilian Woman to abuse the fuck out of me |
| Build up my cash position for space x ipo |
| shut up |
| Saas |
| Only if 🍊 sells |
| Bulls were infuriated when Cracker Barrel adopted a "woke" logo 😂 |
| wish I could've had sex with Astrud Gilberto |
| What? All of it ? |
| There was no one left to cope. Shit was so grim |
| Another for the block list 🙂 |
| Just another $50 billion for Lockheed and 10 years and they’ll have a fieldable energy weapon PLEASE BRO |
| this is gonna be so awesome |
| 100k with that bank roll is piss poor performance 😂😂😂 |
| I fumbled 80k on INTC calls I feel your pain! |
| Nice, smart regard |
| This gave me a semi |
| Which ones? |
| JG WENTWORTH\n\nshort for Jesus Gay Wentworth! |
| Quants, be useful and figure out how to cripple Canada... oh wait, you don't have to do anything LUL! |
| Can you do something about the grocery, and medication? I gave up on buying house, but I still need to eat. |
| Long CBRL? |
| Same! |
| I'm all in SOXS - was +11% Friday |
| Mu |
| I CAN play of them |
| I’d like to hear about your experience. |
| Semiconductors up by 5 points |
| they deserve to lose regardless so who cares |
| I'm ballsdeep with Microsoft and NOW because this guy i'm glambling as well |
| but isn't slv volatile AF? should of recommended a cheap $10 stock to familiarize himself |
| I am full of love |
| *sometimes* |
| The Ottoman Empire |
| I wanna know how yields react overnight |
| skip meds, make profit! |
| When u/Ble\_h speaks Jaime Dimon listens |
| Anyone know what the freight terms are on micro wti futures? |
| well yes daddy Buffet has exited the position |
| I think NVDA and NOW calls will double our portfolio guys!!!🍆 |
| I hope my mother never finds out my internet tendencies |
| So Canadians can’t panic sell tomorrow? |
| $NIO and $BILI |
| I can’t believe puts are a personality trait for you |
| only reason im gooning in this sub sm rn is because i've been waiting on a meeting to start for FUCKING HOURS |
| BACK TO THE FUTES: Biff Full Ports 0DTE SPY Calls |
| 22 SPY 740 calls expiring wednesday |
| 877-CASH-NOW |
| People in the beekend thread talk about anything but stonks 🤦🏻♂️ |
| You think effing Jamie Diamond answers the phone. |
| same |
| Sometimes this place feels like a mental hospital |
| The longer the ass crack the more shit goes up there, similar to a shrimp having shit on its back lmao |
| i'll make some room for him on my schedule |
| Chud behavior |
| Some of us are special and require more time to come to these conclusions |
| Well, sorry I didn't want to trigger a ptsd i did it seems. I'm a KLUR bagholder myself 🙁 |
| There are so many people in here desperately begging for semis to pump that there is no way in Christ we are green tomorrow. |
| **It's my Casino, and I need it NOW**\n\n#1-800-FUTE-NOW!!! |
| well, yen carry trade was a thing! there will always be inflation somewhere on the planet! |
| I always buy a little gain a lot and then buy a bunch and lose a hell lot of money 🤣 |
| I put radiation in your mom |
| You ok bro? |
| Yes |
| Yes, like many indicators it has predicted something many more times than the event has happened. |
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| Is figma the next short squeeze? High short interest, high retail interest, and pretty good earnings |
| Has to be fixed like fixed mortgage |
| Will mu shrek |
| lol |
| Just embrace your inner gay and make out with u/sl3azebag |
| Liquidating the port |
| Red or green tomorrow? |
| Nice try. Better example would have been tobacco smoke and how doctors recommended it for kids asthma. \n\n |
| This is subtle enough for me to believe it for a second. Hands though yikes |
| This is the way. |
| Agreed. You have a solid POV. I’ve been second guessing my investment recently. I’m still up 50%, but have been more open to hearing opinions like yours |
| Heres to hoping my CVNA puts don’t fuck me tomorrow |
| Bim Bom Bim Bim Bom |
| # OPEN THE FUCKING CASINO |
| did the Big E ever see a meme about himself? |
| We will succeed |
| You would need between 2000 and 12500 tanker trucks to equal just ONE large oil tanker. \n |
| Eggs, yo. Eggs. Yo. Eggs. |
| You think Jaime fucking Dimon takes the LIRR to the office? |
| SaaS Summer begins |
| and the 12 year olds laughed, in unison |
| Buy puts |
| Hey... \*looks at notes\* d-did you f-fall from h-heav-heaven... \*shuffles through notes\* cuz y-you h-have the f-face of an.... an... \*wind knocks notes out of my hands\* no!! God no!! Sorry... I just... you're just so... so pretty... I'm sorry... |
| 40T is the symptom of having printed a whole lot more than 40T lol |
| She don't lie. |
| People really pumping NOW today |
| classic |
| Sony out performed friday |
| 3 trillion dollar IPOs coming up, don’t count on it |
| NVDA 240 eod tmw, yes? |
| Intel will drop down to $67ish by the end of the month. |
| LIRR strike so nobody's coming to the office |
| i hope u do not wakeup, u gross ber |
| Not nearly as many as your mother sings while she is speaking to me in tongues. |
| got it. calls |
| + enforcing petrodollar system \n\nYou are beginning to understand |
| I know they have a bank charter, but lack most banking departments - I just don’t see targeting the consumer as a very profitable business model. Looking at other banks generally, I just don’t see the advantage. It doesn’t seem like a growth multiple is justified on fintech such as this. I can see it more in the more predatory fintechs, but am generally not interested in investing in the sector overall, and if I do, it’s based on departments SOFI doesn’t operate (and for ballast or to play rates, recoveries, etc.) I wish you luck with it, and hope that growth translates to great returns. |
| Both sides use AI to generate memes, call on AI stonks |
| in a way, yes but treasury bills yields are fixed once bought\n\nTreasury Inflation-Protected Securities (TIPS) are specifically designed for inflation defense |
| Remember 100 years ago when radiation was new and exciting and poorly understood, and companies were putting radiation into everything?\n\nThankfully we learned our lesson and will never make that mistake again. |
| NASA to spread the risk |
| So glad I didn't hold SPY puts over the weekend! |
| literally everyone has thought this |
| as long as tesla finally takes an intraday dump and burns all those cocksuckers (no offense to people who like sucking cock) pumping that piece of shit |
| This is the first time I’ve ever seen more than a few people in this sub spamming their short oil. Might be a signal for how this situation plays out. |
| unless the DoD gives them a contract, im gonna pass. |
| elole mum |
| Cocaine by Eric Clapton |
| Except the cnbc article was published Nov 2013 and a year later the market was up 10%. |
| It's unironically a real thing in East Asia, East Asians believe having a random bird poo on you or stepping on dog shit meant you're going to strike it big soon. The last time a bird poo on me, I was in Japan and the yolo calls I bought on TSLA at the start of covid went up 100x because of the QE announcement. That shit quite literally made my calls print |
| Yeah, so cringe |
| Undervalued the whole time. |
| Why don’t we just print 40t? |
| Bulls post pictures of their lunch from Cracker Barrel to Facebook 😂 |
| Time to fill up on parx materials :\nOne of the most interesting stock in the anti viral / anti bacteria sector . \n\nWith the hantavirus , nightmares of covid are back in everyone's mind .\n\nPrevention and protection is a must for every country to prevent another pandemic . The world is investir billions into anti bacteria products ( masks , coatings , screens , textile , pipes , water systems , food packaging , etc. basically everything that has a direct link to the public )\n\n\nParx materials tech sits at the top for prevention . Their tech can be used in all the areas above and what's better is that its one of the really few that is biocide free.\n\nThe sector is above $60 billions per year with a growing rate of around 10% year over year .\n\nThey recently signed a huge partnership with one of the biggest textile group in Asia for their tech.\n\nAnd in the past , PepsiCo and Lidl used it .\n\nRight now it's valued at 5m , it's an eu stock so ..\nBut its sitting at it almost lowest of all time while it does t have any equity line nor convertible bond so dilution is out of the question.\n |
| That comment has too many syllables |
| Inflating away the debt has been and will continue to be the solution. |
| It'd be cool if it writes good ones |
| Sir, this is an Autozone |
| god I have so many suggestions for u actually |
| Have u ever procrastinated until the last day but you still got it done anyway and felt amazin? |
| ok. raytheon and smr. got it |
| All that fuss about those mfers in china and we don’t even know if we bullish or bearish damn trump better twit out sum before market open |
| Instead of dating I've spent my weekend on this sub |
| buy calls then, please! |
| lol iran paper plane getting recked |
| Just had an epiphany. \n\nThe government wants the stock market to go parabolic. More gains for the average Joe = more tax income = lower deficit. \n\nBig inflation + booming stock market = solution to $40T in debt |
| Futes at 5pm pst can’t come any faster LMAO |
| I’ma ride it upward |
| What I honestly should’ve done April 2025 with NVDA. |
| I know that if I buy puts, boots will be reported on the ground 30 seconds later |
| by Buckcherry? I'll raise you sumn funky - Bubble Pop Electric by Gwen Stefani. I like doing coke with chicks mainly tho |
| İ sell my shares 9.5$ |
| What am i watching ? |
| # Okay, time for some fun. \n \nA retard just challenged me but then backed out of a bet on what the market will do tomorrow morning. \n \nSince there are a lot of people that just know what will happen tomorrow morning I am putting forth this bet.\n\nSPY opens red tomorrow morning, 5/18 is my bet.\nSelf ban of 15 days because that is some actual time.\n\nWe'll go by each other's word, I'm not going to check up on you to see if you do if you lose.\n\nBan from subreddit, not just daily threads.\n\nYes/no? \n \nI mean this should be easy to all those proclaiming green this and green that, **Taco this and Axios that** \n \n***Put your conviction where your mouth is and bet***. \n \nEdit- thought not, looking at the downvotes coming in just a bunch of bitches with no conviction on what they 'know' |
| Lol |
| lol they cost $5 from china market isn’t worried about baby china made drones. Only thing in the war that would impact the market are real bombs and missiles between Iran and US. That’s not happening. |
| Elongated muskrat |
| Im tired of fuckn changing my holdings non stop |
| might nap until futures to conserve some energy for bul trolling |
| Lost 90% my paycheck this week. Put my last 120$ in on friday made it all back. Now out till next paycheck |
| You saw your mother's tits??? Creepy dude |
| Mi pan zu zu zu |
| No matter what move you make tomorrow, remember that you will be wrong and serve as perfect exit liquidity |
| Pray. Pray for green that’s my move |
| Definitely. |
| RIP Joe Rogan. \n\nHe tried to fight an AI because he has violence in his DNA. |
| Sunday futures are almost never green |
| My banbet is already locked in, show me ur balls! |
| I accidentally shit in the sink instead of the toilet |
| https://preview.redd.it/2b97764oer1h1.png?width=1280&format=png&auto=webp&s=2f7f82eed18135d04eab308795c8d129e1535405\n\n |
| USO is gonna go down. Starting... in like a day! |
| Make sure it’s not a rat festival one so you can avoid being a Honda virus statistic. |
| Remindme! 1 day \n\nThats shitty luck if I ever seen it |
| Have you tried futures markets 😂 |
| **Futes gonna be so \[insert\]. \[insert\] in total fuckin’ disarray! See you behind the dumpster!!** |
| All will be destroyed. |
| Concerning |
| Is this true |
| Ah shit giggle you crazy dude |
| I almost shit myself, luckily I was in the bathroom already. |
| FUCK YEAH! |
| Lit up best cocaine song ever ...debate |
| may I also see? |
| wat u move tomowwow 👶 |
| I don't think so, haven't tried them yet, no brand though |
| I’m buying puts one of us will win |
| Long. I wanna see the 1000$ |
| Stop cussing |
| That’s beta male activity. |
| Get ready for the biggest SNDK shrek at open |
| CRDO AMKR INOD |
| If most stocks are red but my oil stocks are green then what color is it? Brown? |
| It’s on the website |
| Sir |
| He heard it during Question Time. |
| Customers have to plan. This strike gives them more ideas about what can happen. They are far more likely to go into long term contracts with Micron. Long term contracts means less boom bust cycle in the dram space. Less boom/bust means higher P/E for MU. \n\nLong term (5+ years) memory will bust again. But between now and then I think MU has more to run 2x-3x from here. \n\nThere is a possibility that ram will be in short supply for far longer than anyone is planning for. Local AI might become the common every day use in which case 512gb-1tb ram might become common in average business PC. |
| Can confirm! |
| Prolly dildos and letters from gey lovers |
| I love women built like Elon Musk! |
| I’m investing in this harder than ever |
| Bers = Dudes who listen to BROCKHAMPTON |
| Surely this week will be different and not stressful at all and my trades will work out and my parents will approve of me |
| my grandpa does the same when he skips meds |
| Yes |
| increase by 18.5 mil in one company with a negative p/e and a 12 bil market cap in a market that has more capital invested than every major economy in the world (including the US) combined + the fastest vertical pump in history. dunno man...id think about it. |
| Yeah where did they go? |
| Are you talking about Colombian whorehouses? |
| Puts on your calls |
| And the banana stand |
| Fumbled 50k last week because I got greedy. Let’s hope I don’t take a loss this week. Remember kids, pigs get slaughtered |
| Also very likely 🙁 |
| Yeah she's gained like 10lbs and I think most of that went into the tits |
| **Ban Bet Created:** **/u/JudgmentCharming355** bet **SOUN** goes from **8.37** to **7.5** before **16-Jun-2026 04:40 PM EDT**\n\nTheir record is 0 wins and 0 losses.\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) | [Post Verified Trades](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1pp3o5t/verified_trader/) |
| Someone get Jaime Dimon on the phone, this shit is fucking serious do you hear me? This is fucking u/Ble\_h he’s like an oracle or something |
| !banbet $SOUN $7.5 30d |
| I hope so |
| Grateful energy bro, love it |
| Nah, I’m not spamming, but Wallstreet shorted SAAS to hell and back. It’s only a matter of time it’s gonna squeeze. |
| $100 is nothing |
| Gonna buy a put for funsies |
| You come back like that? \n \nFor real? \nThis isn't even money we're talking about. \nIt's a nothing bet. \n \nHave you no pride in your convictions? |
| Open \n\n\nThe \n\n\nCasino |
| I think I’m going to make some grains and edamame. Quinoa or barley? Peanut sauce or …? |
| Is true |
| Japan wants a word |
| They’re nice, though |
| Open the futes you crazy bastards. Inshallah. |
| UNH gonna go back to 250 again isn’t it… |
| **Bears fuckin need Monday to be red so bad** |
| Lmao imagine putting money into SaaS right now rofl |
| God it's been a while since I've seen some tits IRL... (except my moms) |
| Isn’t that what bills are basically? |
| Lord of the Futes 3: Return of the Fyute |
| PUTS ON RDDT CAUSE OF THE MODS HERE |
| I have a job |
| Dodging money and women, taking L's left right up \nand down |
| Hello |
| I'm seeing a lot of accounts spamming NOW. Someone is trying to unload their bags. |
| 60 what |
| Win back everything I’ve lost |
| Make sure you tip each staff member with a kiss |
| Time to rotate into defensive stocks. Expect a further 3-5% decline for the next two weeks. Play safe. |
| Good thing there will be another active pad at 39A this year and 2 more at 37 next year. Plus pad 1 being upgraded to V3. That’s 5 active pads for redundancy by end of 2027. But yes you’re right about the sentiment risks. |
| On Friday, I paid way too much for monday expiry 743Cs already |
| VRT\n\nCOHR\n\nCRDO\n\nPWR\n\nGEV |
| can't wait for the DOW to hit 50k like 8 more times LOL |
| Lmao probably wouldn’t be the worst thing |
| I'll check it out thanks brother |
| Going on a cruise next weekend I hope we dock near some good birdwatching landfills |
| 😂 |
| The market does have its menstrual cycles. |
| Why 😕 |
| There's so much stock-based financial jargon mixed in with the most regarded slang in this thread that I can't even fucking tell whether people are worried or optimistic anymore. |
| Please let this happen I need cheaper puts to buy on Nvidia and hyper scalers |
| You can buy ranch dressing right now. |
| **Bulls fuckin need Monday to be green. If Monday is green, Bears are so fuk!** |
| Maybe it's an innie |
| Puts on RDDT cause of the mods here |
| Now THIS is the Wallstreet I stand behind. Some trash fake PR event with the words AI printed. Bullish until the money stops. As Truman said "the buck stops here". It's when AI slop tries to hype up their own hype and inflation |
| Someone really needs to take his phone away from him |
| Can't wait to retire and own a ranch |
| Not you |
| Woah woah you want to get banned again or what |
| I’ll probably withdraw some cash and set it on fire. Better return than burning it electronically. At least I get some heat from it. Energy costs and all you know. |
| What the fuck is that non-green looking colour |
| Rice boy |
| calls on laser supply chain! |
| I charge two half-eaten buns for my financial advice. The line starts by the grease trap. No pushing. |
| whatsup with these clowns with the 5d 5% banbets and still having 10% wr smh |
| Boyz what do we think tomorrow SAAS ? |
| If I had only left my odds lays active, I could have collected when the shooter rolled a 7. |
| How strange… |
| Tyler Childers is so gasssss |
| XOVR etf. 15% SpaceX |
| haha u old. me too bruh. |
| Puts on RDDT cause of the mods here |
| I ran your thesis through my abacus made of chicken bones and old receipts. ONCO is the chosen ticker. The flock has spoken. |
| Go all in on 0dte spy 740 calls everyday haha |
| What are the futures saying guys? Only Reddit is working🌚🍆 |
| What time does the Don speak today? |
| I’m talking about futes. I have no idea what will happen tomorrow morning nor do I want to bet on that. |
| I want you to know your play will work out (it won’t) |
| I think the fund is closing in 20 years. Selling out of Microsoft stock are done over a 25 years period. Gates personally still own 103 million stocks in the company. |
| *And did those feet in ancient time* \n*Walk upon England's mountains green:* \n*And was the holy Lamb of God* \n*On England's pleasant pastures seen!* |
| If everyone expecting them to go down it wont be profitable buying puts on them. Besides massive wave of people still wanting to get in on these stocks just waiting for a pullback due to the fear of buying at All-timehighs |
| Walmart has 60 for 7 bucks. |
| how are you an adult and you CANT play an instrument? |
| If we open green tomorrow I’ll be extremely surprised |
| What are you talking about losing 50 K to make 800 K but holding it to make even more is not regarded. You’re regarded |
| China to buy at least $17 billion in US agricultural products annually, White House says\n\n China to buy at least billion in US agricultural products annually, White House says WASHINGTON, May 17 () - China has committed to purchasing at least billion of U. agricultural products in 2026, 2027 and 2028, the White House said in... finance.yahoo.com |
| not surprised. people have lost their god damn minds. anyways, im a super gay bear and hate this AI bullshit so I really hope you win. 🫡 |
| I bought Micron and Sandisk on Wednesday so you’re welcome for the dip guys 🫠 |
| Be my luck it would be an old Polaroid up my dad banging my mom while making some kind of pose to ultimately scar me the rest of the way. Good times, good times....happy to be here. |
| Where else do you find the highest concentration of discarded tendies and broken dreams? The pigeons feed on the volatility. |
| Call on NOW! |
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| !banbet $poet $10 5d |
| *wolfmans got nards* |
| Ill supervise |
| I am guilty of aspirational grocery shopping, myself. |
| Michael Jackson was into some Pretty Young Things it all makes sense now |
| Were they expired? |
| Don’t talk shit about my baby Sony. |
| So i never told anyone this but back in april i timed the top. Well, kinda. \n\n> bought puts around noon the day before the dump. I knew somethin was up. \n\n> a little drop happend but it was a sharp, spicy drop on spy. \n\n> within about 10 mins of buying these 1dte puts, my money had doubled. I put in a high sell just to see if it would bite at a 200% gain.\n\n> that shit filled instantly way above of the ask shown on the books, like 15% higher.\n\n> the next day the market dumped and had i held on id have made 1500% |
| Nasdaq long valid? |
| What kinda retarded website did you read this on bro |
| Wouldn’t be mad at this either. I’ll take $250 all day, that’s still a big win. |
| SMR bc why should I suffer alone? |
| so MU 680 right |
| shorting USO so heavy I'm starting to piss crude oil |
| need any help with that? |
| They just ruin everything they touch tbh |
| slap that Sandikkkk on my tongue bbg come on futures |
| [ Removed by Reddit ] |
| nah iv high |
| That’s what happens when you don’t dollar cost average but at least you didn’t panic sell |
| It’s fake data on IG website. Just some polymarket stuff and betting. It has nothing to do with real futes. |
| Reverse out cause it's too obvious call on the UP |
| I don't pay attention to dogshit that gets random ass pump and dumps. Especially when they missed on earnings and does dilutions |
| i like to MUve it MUve it |
| Can't find my wiener😔 |
| 900 |
| perhaps |
| I hope you are right |
| lol cmon this is clearly not AI |
| Moepenmoes will rotate ass. Thanks |
| NVDA puts. Gonna tank on EC |
| >Who do u have In mind that’s gonna step in?\n\nThe extras from The Truman Show. |
| squeeze my dongus nerd |
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| !banbet NVDA 236 6d |
| Gemini will write scripts to back test strategies in Trading View. Very cool. |
| This is facts |
| Not for retail investors...those are for people who already have shares. |
| Guys I don't understand futures enough to get these jokes.\n\nCan you do a little note explaining the joke at the bottom for me. |
| https://x.com/osint613/status/2056110168039924060?s=46&t=mb880VrWDjNozVNRk0IHiA unidentified vessels approaching ships |
| I would stay away on any company with AI in their name \n\nBBAI, C3ai, etc. |
| Taking the day off, fuck it. |
| VOO |
| would be hella confused in diddy's house |
| Yeah sounds good to me |
| mom? |
| How do I get rich by Friday |
| All those positions are crap except nvidia\n\nJust buy MU |
| LET IT RIDE |
| There’s money in the walls |
| Apparently in Canada you can shit anywhere you want\n\nLMAO🤌🇨🇦 |
| Yes but the poop means I make money. That's the only way I can get out of this shit. Fast down to buy the short call, fast back up at ATH to take profit. Just like Liberation day. |
| How is he crazy |
| Can we take turns being Dumpster King each week? |
| They don't actually make money. They just make internet posts. |
| Finally found some cheap eggs today for like the first time in years |
| How green are we gonna be tomorrow, boys? 😏😏 |
| Nah they bought RTX 5090s |
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| Market will be green bc why not EOD |
| Church: Oh, you know what? You could bitch about anything couldn't you? We're going to get a tank, and you're worried about chicks. What chicks are we gonna pick up, man? And secondly, how are you gonna pick up chicks in a car that looks like that? |
| cannot wait for the visceral satisfacton that is to come of "futes" |
| You might just have a hair growing or something |
| It’s just a hand written note that says “ROFL you thought you were getting something huh retard. 🫵🤡” |
| Neurodivergent? |
| Every person in that circle astroprojecting anywhere but there |
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| I’m riding the bet on earnings, this is not financial advice and I get the other side of them being at 5.5 trillion. But I did buy shares at the $196 dip a week ago, I’ll be riding that to the $275-$300 bet. |
| strippers are hard working professionals so I'm not surprised |
| Everyone notices how it transforms everyone else into absolute assholes while they themselves are magically immune to this effect |
| He sold. Pump it. |
| I have found gambling on Cyclical Macro Volatility regarding BTC on prediction markets seems to never close. This is not advice. |
| Which of them? |
| MDA + EWT |
| I got burnt on ZETA before but that was my fault for using margin lol NOW looks like a solid play though 🤔 |
| Bers Monday: “But how can we be this GREEN when there was so much BAD news this weekend!?!?” |
| Future flutes are fake and gay, calls |
| i’ll see you at the Lambo dealer next weekend |
| I’m into semis. What do you suggest? I acknowledge that you are not an investment advisor. |
| Oh shit giggle you crazy dude |
| 🫵🤡 |
| Where’ve you been? No one’s called me rice boy in like a month |
| Been there, done that. Was a wild ride. Even got some hot chicks for having that outlaw aura (ofc they were all border-schizo but who cares). When the manic glamour faded I got zero chicks. Took eight years getting back into the system. Note: might lose it all Again tomorrow. |
| Jon Summit is such a mid fucking DJ bro |
| I'll rotate your ass |
| Can you buy some oil stocks then please? |
| SPY. \nOpens red tomorrow morning, 5/18 is my bet. \nSelf ban of 15 days because that is some actual time. \n \nWe'll go by each other's word, I'm not going to check up on you to see if you do if you lose.\n \nBan from subreddit, not just daily threads.\n \nYes/no? |
| The fact that there’s a company called AsSTitS and it’s not pegged at $69 really disappoints me, TBH. |
| Turns out my dead dad had a saftey deposit box with JP Morgan Chase in the 90’s…time to claim it and see if he blessed me with like 1000 shares of OG Microsoft so I can retire…but with my luck it’s like fake gold or some shit |
| Hope you gay bears had a nice weekend eating lobsters and steak. |
| brb taking a sip of red wine every min until futures open |