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| Probably a lot of underutilized data centers. Compute and memory costs will fall. Semis will re rate. Main hyperscalers will survive. Oracle and openAI get bought by one of them for a fraction of today’s valuation.\n\nI might be talking shit though. Maybe this can keeps getting kicked down the road. |
| Im pickin up what you're puttin down. \n\nBut when? |
| Far otm puts specifically that’ll get u there |
| How do u trade futures |
| Virgin spotted |
| Diamond hands |
| If you invest $50 a week into the S&P500 from 18 years old \n\nYou are a Millionaire at 60 \n\nJust eat $50 less per week |
| Do kids still read? |
| I think mu is on sale and it’ll rip to $1500 in the next few weeks catching up with Hynix. |
| Yeah better to listen to bankers with their 800 per share valuation for SPCX lmao |
| Time to take off the VR headset and power down your virtual wife |
| Both IBM and MSFT CEOs are \*Brahmins that are superior to you |
| He’s not. He’s bragging. |
| It won’t bounce right away. Gonna lay here for a few sessions, like a sick dog, before slowly getting back up |
| Oh you listened to a retard? Guess what that makes you. |
| 🚀 |
| They need 10 other Messis |
| ai models grow exponentially |
| If you liked SPCX at $220, you gotta he loving it at $136 |
| I think he's in the pub reading a letter he got from a solicitor |
| Like docking? |
| Your heavily invested in an imaginary currency and calling people stupid?\n\nFries in the bag thanks |
| Who? |
| The guys comic name |
| Up to 25.6k now 👹 |
| wtf does this even mean? NVDA is 7.87% of QQQ. |
| Been holding CW since last year Let’s go |
| Post the loss porn you tease! |
| Free money |
| Market has been operating in that mode since April unfortunately |
| Were you in front of the bathroom mirror when this “retard from work” told you to buy this? |
| just send me bitcoin dude |
| Analyst downgrade |
| So for Ai the letter after A is B. The letter after i is J. So BJ? Ai and BJs are closely related 🤔 |
| 👋 |
| Good. Fuck England. |
| Ahhh I see you’re in the mid ground part where it doesn’t make sense to build a small data center yet. But honestly $500-$1000 doesn’t seem too terrible, I’d say if you get up to $2-$3k+ a month it may make more sense to just host your own stuff it’s just more upfront costs |
| BB, ERIC and NOK\n\nIn that order and BB it’s first by far |
| Idk tell me.. it did hit 124k … |
| 📈 |
| Bruh imagine if sparknotes was a publicly traded company. LLMs woulda sent that shit to 0 lmao |
| I hate Messi. But I hate the English more |
| Bag holding CRWV and SG. Looks like I’m in the right place |
| damn, IBM actually looks like a good deal. \n\n3xRevenue? |
| You guys ready for the draft on Thurs |
| Monthlys would have been less aggressive, but I agree with the sentiment. |
| It’s also the inverse regarding buying. Wsb only buys after a 1000% run up |
| 🤞 |
| grok says july 28, i think tradingviews tweakin |
| Believe it or not it’s gotten me places 👀 |
| You should probably donate a portion of your earnings to ndss.org just to be safe |
| Most people have no use paying for it. Unless you do freelance work or projects that involve coding/automation, there aren’t that many use cases that need the best models |
| Excel is a darling compared to the retardness eternal: MS Teams. |
| Around here, we don't let facts get in the way of a good comment.\n\n(Both fuel oil and gasoline are down MoM, the YoY inflation all happened already when some idiot first started bombing Iran.) |
| S&P 500 deciding their investors won't become SpaceX bag holders should be rewarded. \n\nanyone know if the guy who put his entire 401k in the stock doing alright? |
| Can you pay your mortgage, car payment or buy groceries with BTC? Can you pop into 7-11 and buy just a lime slush using BTC. \n\n \nCan you pay your taxes is BTC ? People who dont pay their taxes goto jail even Capone\n\n\n\nIf your looking for a currency that is accepted internationally have you researched USD ? |
| Who’s Sam Alton? |
| We belong here. |
| Meaningless after today’s print |
| I think any IT company that focuses on enterprise customers are ripe for disrupting. They become big, bloated and lethargic |
| Thanks Tax Fraud CPA |
| Go ahead, buy the puts then, post for us all to laugh at in 5 years. |
| Regarded rule |
| What do you guys think about my SPY 753 calls expiring tomorrow |
| Well, software has a good run. Time for the market to rotate back into semis. |
| I’m a broke student…. |
| Alpha research into market / market micro. R&D'ing incredibly high performance HFT systems and wiring them into low latency infra so I can latency arb people / market makers |
| Nok and bb anyone |
| except chart levels 2 months ago weren't deep red, and 2 months ago was prior to 1 billion announced investment from the US.\n\nThis company has been around since 1911, im sure my calls will print. |
| Warren told me to be greedy when others are fearful so I dumped $10k into ibm calls ending this week. \nHe wouldn’t steer me wrong |
| Honestly, any financial advice is basically a 50/50 coin toss of losing your money. At least in this place, we embrace being idiots and don't pretend to be smart while shilling Microsoft 24/7 |
| I had a dream that SPY was over $760 by Friday. So let it be written. So let it be done. |
| It’s time to double down what’s the worst that can happen |
| Why are you still posting with a blown account go back to work |
| Always drops after earnings but I guess that always happened so who knows |
| Sam Alton and Sam Walton should have a mating session one day |
| They are not bald |
| All in Nvda looking for at least 217 tmr nice upgrade from MS |
| Meanwhile, Elon has been promoting xAI non stop on Twitter xD |
| 💾💾💾💾💾💾💾💾💾💾💾💯💶💴 |
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| Your comment has given me the visual of such ass sucking, and I'd have to imagine it's easier to suck open ass than closed ass, so thank you for that. This is not financial advice. |
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| Cause bored |
| It's insanely good at reasoning and research. It helps significantly for alpha discovery in markets, ie. I use it for that.\n\nI have a friend who does banking consulting who is using it to help analyze and reason "what does this mean / what do they want?". He's taking on \~3x as many contracts now vs pre-ai (=higher pay).\n\nHe's not software / has no software background. Feed it in the relevant context and ask it to act like an adversary. It'll poke holes in all your assumptions / worldviews and offer "strong" solutions to problems you didn't even know existed. |
| we out here |
| Nadella is a racist who hates American workers. MSFT needs a new ceo if it wants to survive |
| Argentina is going to win tmw because all the haters. |
| Aaoi, axti, lite, cohr all had massive pullbacks. I day traded all of them. Right now it's a downward slope. Earnings won't save them if the data center hype won't resume. |
| Outlook |
| Normal people don't use a lot of compute/memory - they have a phone, maybe a laptop or old game console, and then like TVs and earbuds and toaster ovens and stuff. They use services *which are so cheap to run they are offered for free* (if they pay for Netflix or Spotify, they're mostly paying for the content licensing and overhead - the actual delivery costs are tiny, like 5%). When they check their email, they're occupying 50k of memory and a $10 CPU core for five milliseconds.\n\nAI is a departure from that. Costs are high and they _are_ primarily driven by the massive compute requirements. When you submit a big query to Chat Pro 2k15, it's occupying 20 GB of VRAM for _minutes_ at a time (not to mention a significant fraction of a GPU that costs as much as a house (not to mention _training_)). |
| No one asked youuuuu |
| Losing to the British is unacceptable, 10k on argentina and messi. I genuinely just hate the British |
| THE MICROSLOP MOASS IS COMING. |
| Is seagate this week or next week? TradingView showing earnings are tomorrow wtf |
| wheres the yolos that make us giggle??? |
| I'm heavily subsidized by these companies. I'm frequently running 10-20+ subagents at the same time. Can't really do that (easily) locally right now. |
| Unless you’re looking for the apex of financial ruin, then you’re absolutely in the correct place |
| i kinda like BOXX & XBOX to store idle cash over SGOV. I think these etfs are the best cash-like alternative |
| I think this will hit... |
| Dont buy on the way down ffs |
| Dude only has $1802 in his account. This was a big loss for him |
| and MU and GOOG |
| Deep bro |
| You guys will never learn. Oil bulls are like crypto bros. Which are like silver bros. \n\nDo yourself a favor and only look at oil cme futures contracts. When an airline needs to hedge fuel costs, they use oil futures. When a supplier needs to lock in pricing, they use futures. It’s a multi billion dollar market. \n\nBillions of dollars are saying you are wrong. Oil will fall. But go ahead and keep arguing with the real money. No one cares about your USO calls. |
| I have once just to give Ai businesses a boost. I use Ai every day its the biggest game changer in history |
| real enough |
| I think I'm in the wrong place for financial advice. |
| I unloaded a few calls today, opportunity cost… may buy a meta call or two. Hope I haven’t missed the run (made a little with shares but i shouldn’t have thrown so much into MSFT). |
| Why are u confessing? |
| Is the porn here with us? |
| Maybe it’s because DDR5 is now 6 years old and capex is better saved and then spent when DDR6 is out next year, pretty fuckin simple |
| IBM should change their ticker to ICBM cuz i know some ports have been absolutely destroyed on that surprise |
| Iron condor on your mom |
| AMD is usually prime scalping stock, stays in a range... until it doesn't and it drops 50% or pops 50%. Or that's been my experience for a long time. |
| Rumor is he pushed it back so he could find a way to have his company valued at a trillion dollars or some obscene number. If you look into the apple lawsuit, they allegedly stole hardware designs/info so that they could make their own phone or some shit, except now apple found out and if they win, they won't be able to use any of it and they'll be properly fucked like they deserve to be. |
| For anything.\n\nI'm using it for software dev as well as research purposes. I'm building low latency trading systems. I'm using AI to help me discover alphas / inefficencies in the micro, perform adversarial analysis against my servers / stack, interconnect nodes / computers, design efficient systems, optimize existing ones / stacks, etc.\n\nIt's increased my dev velocity from \~6-9 months to produce low latency trading systems to \~5-6 weeks. Which is insanely valuable, worth significantly more than I'm spending. I'm easily getting 5 figures worth of value out of them per month, for a few hundred dollars. Arguably even more than that. |
| Word |
| I’d wait till end of this week and close |
| Yall mind pumping IBM 10% tmrw so my calls can print? |
| Are there no sports gambling subs? |
| NBIS/CRWV |
| if you dont have an exit plan on these hardware stocks, youre so obviously gonna be the dickhead holding legendary bags |
| Yea. SKHY is up to 190 after initially dipping to 150. Oil stocks were down today even though there’s an active blockade. Confusing market. |
| She’s gonna moon and I have no financial incentive to say that |
| That’s crazy, the 7k we get looks dumb compared to that |
| Oh my god is that a rule? I’m down so bad in fuck ass archer aviation because of a coworker and it’s the only stock I’ve ever bought from a recommendation |
| No it won't it went up because Morgan Stanley upgrade it to 288 this. Morning |
| Mods ban this peasant I want to see real losses I spent more than this on crack today |
| Wu Tang is for the children. |
| They don’t all perform the same so you gotta be specific which ones |
| insanityyyy why are you my clarityyyyy |
| Could mean anything or nothing at all. Eventually institutions trim to either free up capital for other investments, Visa could be weighted too heavily in certain etfs so they are forced to trim, Visa near ATH so taking some profit and rotating into undervalued assets, maybe owed some hookers some money. |
| Dump it before the Koreans come online |
| Lmfao. What value does crypto have regard? |
| I lost £400 on the football. My wife's going to kill me |
| I didn't realize but amd hasn't even like moved from its highs at all, AMD moving like prime Nvidia damn |
| Good, I can unload the put I sold. I kicked the 170p I sold down the road and brought it down to a 150p for just a few bucks. Better than getting assigned and bagholding at $170 |
| Alright now, we’re not that bad |
| We're also burning dino-juice and cow farts. |
| Yes I do work a low paying low level job but I live with parents and will save most of the money and will put it into stocks, so I should be fine. I wish I was making more but whatever |
| OP it’s okay you’re just lucid dreaming. \n\nWAKE UP ! |
| You can host on your local network I bet you can cut that price down by a good chunk if you have a decent PC |
| I'm gonna be honest. I'm never going to pay for AI. Ill use it if its free. |
| Both IBM and MSFT CEOs are indian LMAO |
| People still in lucid? Sheesh |
| Might rage sell my MSFT because Excel sucks open ass. |
| Okay, so I’m just closing my calls |
| Is there anything premium AI is useful for rn except coding related stuff? |
| You just don’t get it. You will. Good luck to you |
| what are you even doing? |
| Holy shit, MSFT baggies might be worse than apes. The cope is crazy. |
| 😳😳😳😳 |
| You guys should stop selling SKHY in the AH, you’ll scare the Koreans |
| My account is at zero, tried to make a win out of a loss by shorting. Biggest loser award goes to me |
| #MU, SNDK, AND SKHY GANG UNITE 🤝🙏💪✊️👊🫂👥️🧑🧑🧒🧒🕺💃🕴👯♂️ |
| Nvidia will go back under 205 if QQQ doesn’t hold |
| how do you have my photo? do you know me?? |
| Boomers, lol |
| Exquisite |
| It pumps in July after getting obliterated in mid term year, only to find a bottom in October. It’s really cyclical and highly correlated to the business cycle. |
| Betting against Oracle it’s not going against Larry, it’s going against Israel, that’s not one you are going to win in the long run |
| Is the answer to Q3 Morocco? Lol. Morocco was the first to acknowledge American independence. |
| Nah, not yet.. everything that has a value wil never be done for goodn |
| IBM tends to develop tech, and then they demonstrate it, make some money, and sell or license it to another business. Between that and their subscription services they do alright but i think they split off their software and services. |
| Yeah. Called an ISA |
| $20 |
| Lmao Hynix up 27%??? WTAF |
| I'm sorry. |
| That IBM will bleed until eoy? |
| Give me a play to double 1k |
| The biggest sin is that it is only 1% of his port, if he had gone in 100% then it would be fine. \nMODS ban OP. |
| oh wow every Pick drilling a hole in my desk. WTF. I should sale my picks to that grey bers |
| we would bring the average iq of americans up at least lmaooo |
| how funny would that be seeing btc regards sidelined, waiting for the non existent october dumb |
| What you mean relief rally? |
| SF bro \n\n\nCome Ill show you |
| Crypto dead for good |
| 20k a year contribution room each year? |
| What the hell is happening to ARM? Why the drop? |
| He writes numerous homoerotic novels every year |
| Can both things be true? |
| Nah, usually relief rally in July |
| Yes easily |
| CANADA FOR 51ST STATE SON |
| Anyone else not have any clue wtf to do in this market? Like all obvious signs are saying go cash. Do I collect my 3.5 percent? |
| Looks like KOSPI SK arbitrage is not possible atm, hopefully the Koreans pump it but also likely they’ll dump it again |
| RECAP OF THE GAME: \n \nfrench dude makes out with a spaniard woman in a bar, takes her to the hotel\n\nin the hotel the spaniard woman takes off her underware revealing a hughe schlong and says SURPIIIIISE\n\n**Fench dude say, SUPRISE TO YOUU and dives with open mouth straight to the schlong** \n |
| Is this a late dig at Mante Teo? Yall let the poor guy alone. |
| fortunately never happening for barca |
| My entire TFSA is in SPY |
| Stable coins rape credit card company moat |
| Koreans moving from sk Hynix to adr, many investors moving from micron to adr. Mooning in the short term. Kospi is going to be 10%+ tomorrow. Get your calls ready |
| Nah, the shiny toy is old news |
| No and wtf is that font? |
| You can't beat my -99.99% on Fisker |
| Doesn’t Big T have a bunch of IBM shares? Surely he does something to pump it. |
| Whats the system |
| As a fellow Canadian, shut up idiot. |
| For what vibe coding? |
| uh, yeahhh.. investors famously just *love* paltry returns |
| Actually Indonesians |
| Bitcoin bullish?? |
| Just buy it in December when it’s $60 |
| Nicely done. I'm bullish on apple too, I sold some leaps not long ago and I'm regretting it now lol. Been waiting for an entry again.. |
| DickieDo: his stomach stick out further than his dickie do. |
| That performative losing |
| you can’t even write a sentence buddy |
| I feel like spcx is gonna climb back to like $170-80 just for peak retardation |
| MSTR should be going up soon |
| Who’s gonna tell Jim? |
| IBM crashed to lows not seen since... checks calendar... 2 months ago. Good luck. |
| If you think angentina is beating Spain you’re out of your mind |
| I fell for this one too. I fell for quite a few scam stocks back in 2021. I have never sold a single stock ever |
| Sure did. I got out right after the merger. |
| but why? what’s it mean |
| I mean co worker wasn’t completely wrong. It’s not looking great and I think Rivian will take over more than anything at this point, but there’s still time. That being said, $270 a share? Dayum. |
| How much are you guys spending on AI / tokens per month? I just broke $500 / month, still fairly cheap for what I'm getting imo. One of my friends told me he's already north of $1k / month. \n\nCurious how this compares to others. |
| Calls on EV right right 😁 |
| So his salary isn’t $1 |
| **Pull-forward risk is fair, can be a bearish memory cycle trap. But you only front-run price hikes if you expect the shortage to persist, and the demand base is hyperscaler AI capex, not typical enterprise refresh.** \n\n**The real test will be TrendForce’s month-end contract price data, that’s what hyperscalers and OEMs actually pay on their quarterly supply deals.** \n**If Q2 was just hoarding, buyers will show up to the next negotiation with full warehouses and no urgency, and suppliers lose the leverage to keep raising prices, so the contract prices go flat.** \n**Next print from TrendForce is July 31…** |
| Pretty sure IBM will bleed until eoy |
| That’s what it was today. A light shade of green. Let’s call it *sage*. |
| FBGM |
| Nah the WC cameramen are just biased. |
| thought it was 135 |
| JPMorgan sold all its $4.6 Billion shares of Visa $V stock during Q2\n\nJPMorgan has been holding the shares since Visa's 2008 IPO |
| My options are praying that as well |
| It’s like 30$ now for 10 min cut tho |
| My sympathies… my purchase price is $352.10\n\nProbably my worst purchase |
| Like $85 lol |
| lmao 16 bucks left you can almost buy a lunch with that |
| Are we seeing datacenter stonks get the same treatment as space stonks where they’re gonna see 50+% corrections? Rotation back into big tech/growth stocks? |
| source |
| SpaceX needs to drop $30 more and then I’m throwing 20k into that bugger. Just gonna shove my fat dollar wad into its cute little love pocket and see what happens |
| #SPCX JMP AND GHOLDMAN SACKS THANK YOU FOR UR CONTRIBUTION |
| nbis was ath when spy was this high last time, rotation is a bitch. will pamp eventually tho |
| I did the same but chicken out shy of $300. Lol \nNow I m all in Apple I think they will repeat what Google did but in slow motion. So I did cover-call instead |
| Second Tesla?\n\nMan that was like in 20-21 when it was being peddled like that. Along with Rivian and Fisker.\n\nI made decent money on options back then on them at least. |
| more layoffs |
| grabbed a jan 2027 call so I just need a decent move whenever 25% drawdown is unsustainable they prolly dumped it so papa can load his calls (im papa) |
| Really need to be taken over and chopped into 4 different companies, and removing all boomer leadership. |
| I hope not. Anyways, I am not in rush. Let us see how long it takes to reach 235-240. |
| 90k |
| The berry that’s black, BB baby |
| All soccer is boring |
| Midget porn |
| Models become super cheap. Open source becomes a viable option. LLM providers compete for price and spend falls. This opens the door to even more automation within smaller businesses that can afford new lower cost models. AI becomes ubiquitous. Hyperscalers win. Software wins. Apple wins. Chips win. \n\nEven your exact scenario is bullish |
| All of this is just moving electrons around from one place to another |
| I will participate in Barcelona and Real Madrid IPOs. |
| IBM should really fire and sue its CEO. Bro destroyed what was left of its culture and all the dude did was offshore jobs to his home country with nothing to show for it. |
| man fuken candidan immiggrantts living the US thinking they are just as american as if thwy were born here LMAOOOO. |
| Banks beats ER \nMS next |
| But the limits bro. In the UK we can do 20k a year (37k cad) with no cap, for ever. There's people with a million in there. It's fucking outrageous. Not complaining, mind, but if the pour truly grasped this... |
| The trio infernale … got ORCL NBIS BTC so I‘m somehow with u |
| we call them spain fries from now on |
| bet you know all about swampy butt sex |
| So.. how much loss are we looking at? |
| I think there’s two scenarios:\n\nA)it goes up 20% tomorrow \nB)it bleeds slowly for the rest of the week, it goes up 20% Monday next week |
| Putain de la fucking merde |
| How much did you put in??! Congrats! |
| I sold end of day for that reason but this is memory, this thing could moon. |
| Nvda is about to mega pump |
| AI isn't a CapEx problem, it's an electron problem. We need to move more electrons for AGI. |
| Hey, please don’t waste our time reading this |
| I got the retail bagholder deluxe portfolio (ORCL, MSTR, CRWV) don't ask me how its going |
| anyways..... so puts? |
| Ferrari boss said he is "pleased" with the EV backlash.\n\n“This has happened before … remember when we launched the Purosangue four years ago?😂😂 |
| https://preview.redd.it/skostbq6h9dh1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ca846feff70a798bf4afec102925817309dd6498 |
| Made back up to 24k… now Robinhood predicitons reeee |
| Believe it or not, the average person is even more regarded than the average WSB user. Calls on AI |
| Need an example, not sure I recall stuff like this |
| I wouldn't support companies that don't care about the normal consumer and just manufacture for Ai centers. |
| Only 50%? Gotta pump those numbers up (/down). |
| That's actually psycho. WTF. |
| Codex is the only redeemable product |
| Ev everything is cursed except tesla because its a company who has a ceo selling dreams. |
| https://preview.redd.it/52j01i93h9dh1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=442ab66f7965e3d82e19878e48ba928b962762a4 |
| If I spam SPCX in r/ValueInvesting how long does it take until I get banned? |
| what happens if (when) the transformer LLM hype dies down and fortune 500s realize it’s a tool that has some use cases for work but isn’t the game changing agentic super Ai it’s being peddled as? |
| bro AGAIN? |
| Koreans need their sacrificial exit liquidity very honorable of you |
| once adults are in charge in germany, we gonna ban soccer |
| What are my moves tomorrow? Try to make back some money. I have a good system but by golly am I bad at sticking with it. |
| lmao worst day for IBM since 1968.\n\nI slammed calls. CYA at riches |
| I have never seen a LCID gains post, wtf is this stock |
| Thank you for this clear advice. |
| It’s July 2026 no one cares |
| Full port skhy at open what else |
| Out of loop... Lol who? |
| Gonna join you, but I think there’s more selling to be had first |
| sure thing my regard |
| 98% down and that’s after it bounced back. |
| Google 370 tomorrow we’re back |
| #I love how every stock faded in the last hour but SPY still magically managed to end at day's high LMAO🤌 |
| I forget. |
| Ya I got scared. Would have made triple |
| One year working at Wendy's and you're so back! |
| Stinks like swampy butt sex in here |
| This is the precise playbook |
| I rode it from 140 to 400 lol. I've started buying again recently with some of these dips in case the market keeps ripping, but I'm hoping to see it at 300. Will load the boat. |
| Mango gonna have to make Infantino cook the game beyond well done to not make Spain win the WC.\n\nWouldn't be surprised if mango with holds the trophy until Spain pays 5% GDP to NATO lmao. |
| Im gonna buy back in at $27 |
| Consumer bullshit, whats new? Hey AI, tell me hows the weather? 🤮🤮🤮 |
| France got OWNED |
| Lottery tickets lol..\n\nCongrats to all who won!! \n\nCrazy win!! |
| hard to describe the thrill of dipping your toes into options with some small bets and instantly getting a 50% gain, and then throwing 50% of your net worth into the same plays only to lose it. theoretically speaking i mean |
| The KOSPI rocket is about to takeoff, 8300 by EOM |
| I know at least 11 french guys who are paying the price for what some spanish dudes did with their balls right now |
| Bers in here last night nutting over a potential circuit breaker and getting upvoted. Shows how much yall underestimate the power of tacos |
| A French woman let me shave her arm pits when I was young. |
| What the fuck is that font that is the worst shit I’ve ever seen |
| Not when municipalities are offering tax cuts |
| Hah have fun with taxes bro |
| SK Hynix ADR sums up what this market is 🪂 |
| It's the avocado toast... |
| \>looks nasty\n\nthats just high beta |
| *Poutine is the only good thing about being Canadian |
| Why would you buy that on margin you retard?????? |
| Hormussy closed and you bought calls? |
| You really should wait like ar least a month before doing this\n\nWe've had a lot of examples in the past year about how being overeager on buying the dip is a painful mistake. UNH, MSFT, ORCL, just to name a few |
| JFC Gemini is the stupidest shit I have ever seen in my life, worse then this entire sub, how is anyone hyped about AI at all. |
| Critical misunderstanding of chemistry |
| What do you need? asking for a friend |
| We got a Charlie munger right here. |
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| I think BLS and economists use core inflation to understand long term (and future) economics, and therefore your idea of "the price of energy is already captured in the price of goods" makes total sense.\n\nBy and large people use these inflation numbers as a bludgeon and a stand in for the average person's finances. From that view, core has limited worth; Electricity, heating gas, and gasoline make up a significant part of the middle class american's checkbook.\n\n \nEven worse, these things like energy and food are volitive because they are essential, and that essentialness means inflation there is more important to an American than inflation somewhere else, because I can just read old books if new books go up in price, or if the PS5 goes up in price to $1000 I can play old video games. |
| It's sad when you are watching some geography video, narrator is real, voice is real, decent pics, but then every other paragraph they are pulling that 'not simply a, but a...' bullshit that AI likes to overuse. Kinda tainted what may have been a good overall video. |
| Wait, someone told me RIVN was the next Tesla |
| Thanks babe! |
| sounds kinda gey |
| Never heard of Aehr before, but apparently they get paid to burn computer chips |
| TFSA is the only good thing about being Canadian |
| I need advice I have ORCL at $138 and bought IBM at $215 on margin, worth holding? |
| What’s the best needle stock? |
| Gracias Spain 🇪🇸 easy $ |
| Lost $250 trading options but won $23 playing Under 2.5 on the France vs Spain match so who’s the real loser here? \n\nMe…still me. |
| Lucky bastard didn’t try to avg down like me |
| OpenAI is planning to release a speaker, not a sex robot, as its first hardware product\n\n#GTFO what a flop lmao 💩🤡 |
| Weekly chart looks nasty, probably 150-160 is where I’m looking to buy |
| he has a wife |
| Why are your losses only 3 digits? |
| DebtWeave |
| For example nothing |
| This is a sign I should buy ORCL |
| Ish common knowledge |
| Another day another gain from shorting space sector |
| England vs Argentina will be the last exciting game of the cup. Spain is a boring team to watch |
| Less than a $1000 loss on 3 shares and this guy hasn’t been banned for life from posting in this subreddit yet????? |
| Luckily for you there’s likely green follow through tomorrow so you’ll be fine. Just sell it when it opens up |
| Once people realise how small electrons are, and you can fit off all of the electrons that comprise humanity’s internet information and computer memory onto the head of a single needle - people will dump all these multi acre data centers |
| There’s nothing even remotely good to watch on NFLX |
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| Korean stock YouTuber reportedly stabbed by a viewer who lost money after following his investment advice.\n\nBut did he say, "Not financial advice"? Though😂😂 |
| wait the little minus in front of the number means they owe you money right????????? |
| I am wheeling this shit out of MU and setting stop losses. |
| Reverse split in 2025 |
| This not a loss bud. That’s just practice |
| KOSPI has managed to the exact opposite of whatever I need for nearly 3 weeks now…let’s see if the trend continues tonight |
| When the dominos fall, the ones with leverage will fall first and the hardest. |
| Warsh speaking tomorrow so flat market? |
| Can’t believe I’ve sat on $75k cash for 5 years now, thinking that I too could buy a home in MaraLago north. |
| How did you learn this |
| It’s just a data spy to record all your conversations and interests. |
| https://preview.redd.it/19tey91fg9dh1.jpeg?width=406&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0dac289c01f1db0cf7e3c32d7006fb22a218649a |
| Anyone feel like Hynix follows space x ipo ? Huge rip tomorrow and crash the following day? |
| objectively correct |
| 0-2 |
| IBM looking like a good buy for quantum. Or dead cat bounce. Either way, decent gains. |
| NVDA $250 |
| a fucking portable speaker? really? |
| still pissed that norway is out man, they DOMINATED england half two and are out, soccer SUCKS man |
| Yes especially on r/wallstreetbets |
| Average down pussy |
| High inflation makes taking on more debt cheaper! |
| Oooh you're latched onto "will"... Got it. Don't worry i was just being clumsy. |
| You know France is the one country where paternity tests have to be court ordered and any private testing is illegal? You could find out a kid isn’t yours after 5 years and a court could rule you still need to pay child support lmao |
| Uncle Sam gonna love you |
| On January 12, 2026, a butthurt CoreWeave investor filed a lawsuit over alleged securities laws violations by CoreWeave, Inc. \n\nThe plaintiff alleged that the defendants made false and/or misleading statements and/or failed to disclose that, the defendants had overstated CoreWeave's ability to meet customer demand for its service, that the defendants materially understated the scope and severity of the risk that CoreWeave's reliance on a single third-party data center supplier presented for CoreWeave's ability to meet customer demand for its services, that the foregoing was reasonably likely to have a material negative impact on the Company's revenue, and that as a result, the Company's public statements were materially false and misleading at all relevant times. |
| Smash earnings, CEO will downplay everything as usual and it will tank |
| All in Google ? |
| Big baller here, I know. |
| keep those chins up |
| Those ladies are gone now at all places they used to work at, near me. Nothing but men and low value women. OF has completely displaced the 25 and under, attractive white female workforce. |
| Semis and memory are up bigly for the year, but they deserve to die TBH. I do feel bad for SaaS and space. |
| A photonics company just blasted through earnings…. and you’re bearish… |
| Could this mean a discount? |
| Fuck maobappe fuck pessi |
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| I have both almost $100k invested |
| I don't mean to brag, guys, but my Bitcoin is up $11. Do I need to include a screenshot? |
| Tomorrow, Harrier Kane and England drop a bomb on the Argentinians again |
| Some guy on X |
| I like bugfight most |
| That’s right! It’s much better to listen to strangers on the internet |
| Why did you post this |
| Grats |
| Sell the news |
| I just vibed it. My only logic was that I thought it might get a small pull back into the rising Iranian escalations and before earnings. Like its run up just looked a little too aggressive. \n\nI did not see it coming at all though. I’m actually really bullish on IBM otherwise.. I think they have a lot going for them with semiconductor advancement and being on the bleeding edge of quantum tech ontop of AI tailwinds\n\nI put stocks into two categories, trade and invest. I bought the dip and I’m now an IBM investor 😂 |
| Initially read this as Applebee's when scrolling by. This is far less interesting. I want to unlock the secret of the appetizer sampler |
| Your avg is insanely high. |
| Keep this strictly soccer dude, haven't you figured this is a soccer thread now. Time and place my guy |
| How is asml looking tomorrow? |
| It wont feel real til its at least 50k+ |
| Yeah |
| Bro that's like 6 grand settle down it's not that big a deal |
| spacex will soon look like this |
| 3 hrs ago: Verizon launching another round of layoffs Thursday after cutting 13,000 jobs in November.\n\nMeanwhile, Verizon is hiring talent in countries like India, Indonesia, and the Philippines for salaries as low as $1,000 a year. |
| Still \nCan’t belive I dropped 30k on 0dtes to jsut get rekt lol |
| What just gaslight people that "inflation is high, but here's why that's a good thing"? |
| Where did you see thjs |
| \-22k on this shit LTD. Got $5k still left there to lose. |
| There won't be Spain Argentina there will be France Argentina for 3rd place |
| Hilariously bad 😀 Keep sinking suckers |
| 😂 |
| Yesterday on Mad Money Jim Cramer said to buy IBM. Said it was inexpensive😂. |
| IBM what u doin bro |
| Believe it or not it’s peaked at like $550 back in 2021 |
| Lmao 0 points France? Step it the fuck up |
| IBM will not win quantum just like they failed with AI & Watson |
| Loss for ants |
| I'm a loser |
| I bought one for tomorrow, because we normally dip below even on good days lately |
| what a brutal data center sell off, lots of panic, LOL. great nbis entry tho, wonder if nbis gonna go to 180ish before it pamps to 300 |
| So we're drilling tomorrow, got it |
| Because he’s wrong. The only reason oil hasn’t maintained high prices is because we did have an oversupply prior to the war breaking out. China cut their imports in half after the war started by offsetting it with their reserves and massive renewable buildout. The US has the lowest reserve levels in 40 years from exporting it all. Time is up. And this time there’s potential for the Red Sea to be closed too because the Saudis simultaneously restarted their war against the Houthis too. |
| Could always be worse. I fumbled three times that in the last month. |
| How long until they just change the inflation measurements to just be lower?\n\nLike grade inflation or something? |
| I’m afraid to post mine. 😂 |
| Papas fritas |
| Nothing, insiders and institutions selling and dumping their bags on retail. Using paid influencers to peddle these shit companies for a premium. |
| canceled my plans of proposing in france |
| Ah, time for the nightly MU dump followed by the KOSPI one |
| Loss porn for ants |
| If the only reason you’re a bear is because you missed another dip you are gay |
| Amen brother |
| ? I didn't even pick a team lmao |
| M’byebye |
| He’s a thug! A goon! |
| Double down |
| France \#1 at losing important battles |
| Never listen to your coworkers bro that’s like rule #1 |
| Spanish women are just hotter than French women |
| MBappe did the mbappe special today |
| Fish & chips ftw |
| I haven't eaten pizza in like three weeks cause of my evening work so gonna eat today. I used to eat pizza weekly or twice a week |
| That’s my number bro wtf |
| Does that actually say you bought Luicd at $270? Holy shit man I never even knew it cracked $50 |
| Sounds like a good financial decision that is a bad health decision |
| dont forget saas, space, semis and memory too! |
| Surender. There's no way to beat them. |
| 116 shares of $OXY… |
| THE DICTATOR (mpaypal) HAS FALLEN LMAO 🤌 |
| 420.69% |
| You overestimate the ability of the new world to field a decent soccer team. It's gonna be Waterloo all over again |
| What's the news? |
| FRANCE LOST CALLS TOMORROW |
| Nvda 1 month from quarterly earnings the run up is starting |
| Only $1000? You have plenty more to lose go back to the casino! |
| Never buying a Baguette again |
| Just get the pizza, a few hundred years ago kings and queens didn’t eat stuff that good |
| the top of your d |
| makes perfect sense. sold me those fucking calls reeeeeeee |
| England will probably stop them |
| France should stick to making baguette🤌 |
| Fuck dram |
| So, are Spain and France competing in some form of human athletic endeavor? I’m unaware. |
| Watch it there. You are bordering on racial talk there. |
| Man I am not good at this |
| Le retard du jour |
| Spaiiiiinnnnn\n\nA chuparla |
| Right downstairs from my apartment is an amazing pizza shop. Everyday it’s so hard to choose to make dinner instead of grabbing two slices for $6 |
| He is either buying a yacht tomorrow or working the wendys drive thru by market close |
| spend all your money on 1 day spy puts |
| Ahh yes, the greatest PlayStation game of all time, pokemon. |
| Thanks u/SupportMedium9487 thanks for telling me about $aehr calls, if this holds im back in the ytd |
| # LMAO Drones, Rare earth and Nuclear all getting cucked and getting their shit pushed in 🤣🤡 |
| More today 🚀 |
| You know that doesn't keep many regards from trading them, right? |
| ASML gonna pump tomorrow? |
| Congrats my man!! |
| If you use the AI for really personal stuff then that's your own fault |
| I've been seething all day because of SKHYV - I set a stop loss at 160 before it dipped and I thought it was gone. I finally logged in and for some reason eTrade rejected my order that same day after hours 😂, I found it in Rejected status . Up 27% today . Regarded luck I guess 🙏 |
| Hit em with the mbappe special |
| Africance lmaoooo |
| Puts on France. |
| 0% |
| Let’s go |
| Who even has IBM? Boomer stock |
| Mag 7 just crossed net $100M in short-dated, single-leg calls today.\n\nWay more than puts |
| There's 2 games left man... Just watch them if you have made it this far |
| Lmao |
| I mean when I was 16 in 2004 I could have told you Google would go bananas but I had like $80 |
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| I thought the Koreans were small? \n\n\*no personal experience and not financial advice |
| $pain |
| Fat rich glory hunters\n\nPS Churchill knew about Pearl Harbor in detail and weeks in advance but he was like 🤭. Next time just get on with it |
| SPAIN |
| Lmao I really am a dumbass |
| Then one day shouldn't matter at all. It's next years price that matters. And yes, it's currently a volatile stock, but it has a pretty undeniable upside long term if current trends hold. |
| Spain can beat them lol |
| why do they fr always just have a harem of beautiful women as dental hygienists |
| Cry harder bishhhhh lmfao |
| True |
| I literally left a note for myself to buy calls and I forgot |
| It’s ok the house belonged to the state anyways |
| I want Argentina to win cause of all the haters but also want Spain |
| thats why hes on WSB |
| I trade therefore I am retard |
| French cuks lmfaoooooooooo |
| Did you see it coming for IBM in particular getting smashed or was it just random luck of the draw? |
| Larry Ellison looks like a burn victim. |
| Maybe try one more time once you have 70k and then promise to stop after that |
| Go on… |
| France looking like our market once KOSPI hits later\n\ndown bad |
| They are the defecto go to for a lot of industries that are heavily regulated or processing billions of prices of data with speed and their quantum stuff is definitely what sets them apart.\n\nThey just don’t have anything flashy or consumer facing so you don’t really hear about them.\n\nOverall a solid business that is betting on quantum and if and when a major breakthrough happens this thing will become a behemoth once again. |
| fukign france man wtf. |
| Moments before close, a $5M Put spike brought $QQQ Net Puts over Calls for the session🥶🥶\n\n*short-dated, single-leg positions |
| Dayum |
| France 🤌 go home |
| At least I won't have to watch the remainder of the world cup anymore\n\nI don't like any of the remaining countries, but whoever is left please make sure Argentina does not win, thank you |
| as a gay man, i agree, thats fucking gay dude |
| cheese eating surrender monkeys |
| Bye bye Africa 2.0 |
| Lotta bears in here. Calls it is |
| also would outlast that tesla and probably another one after that before it finally croaks |
| It's like a value stock now lmao |
| Time to rename it Spanish Fries |
| Getty |
| hide under a rock and wait for some sanity |
| 69? Nice. |
| Congrats to Argentina on winning this World Cup. Only dictator could’ve stopped them 😔 |
| lol, Les Bappes only 3 shots on target 😹 |
| The dictator is gone |
| what a beautiful pump |
| I think so too. Bought in at 220 today, fuck it |
| My dentist is old af and his breasts are not even big |
| Some jobs need to pay more. how will I become a millionaire from working full time at McDonald's. This not fair |
| In the daily there was some regard who bet 2k on France LMAO |
| Calls on pokemon |
| Is it? I thought Tesla was pretty reliable? There not much to break as far as moving parts.. |
| Falling knife catching competition and your opponent is a mod at [r/valueinvesting](r/valueinvesting) what you doing |
| I still got no idea how much money I really have today because of my stupid "Wall Street Ivy League educated" brokerage can't properly calculate SK Hynix's stock in my portfolio |
| that guy is gonna be shamed for the rest of his life they already showed 50 angles of him kicking the other dude with that penalty |
| It'll bounce back. It usually does. A lot of ex-IBM people at my work are still holding but many sold a long time ago. |
| \#España!!! 🇪🇸 |
| Your mom's a nerd |
| Lmao France |
| Forget AI! I am bullish on my future venture in AC. \n\n***Artificial Commonsense*** |
| As if MU did anything for the last 5 hours lol |
| wth was that |
| I no longer trust the market. Gonna buy and hold a ton of physical PlayStation games. |
| Poor ole Amerifats, 6 days a year PTO but safer to take only 3, and dare not retire because healthcare. Lmao |
| france 🪦 |
| Wasn’t ibm being spammed on value investing lol |
| I think it really puts forth the question of how much a person knows and how much the person thinks they know. \n\nIronically if they showed some humility they would lower the model tier and ask some questions about the subject they are working on to write the prompt.\n\nBut people don't even get to that part, they just go online to complain \n\nmost people are walking egotistical assholes. i wonder what these companies are doing with those conversations lol |
| cheese eating surrender monkeys |
| Cant believe I spent the last 5 hours staring at MU not doing a god damn thing |
| Just had a sexy Asian put her breasts near my face while putting her fingers in my mouth \n\n(Was at the dentist replacing a filling) |
| Takes skill to buy the top..\n\nTakes a ton of skill to buy to very very top |
| Bye bye france |
| Did France surrender yet? |
| Why would you let AI convince you of anything? |
| I just got a spam call from 666-4266\n\n##DENIED!!!\n\n\nI do not need to be talking to you today sir. No thank you. 😮💨 |
| Mag7 likely to outperform into EOY. Money managers are chasing alpha and quality earnings. MAGS has been flat since last October. Long MAGS and Mag7 |
| Today was very rough. |
| You can easily save that with stocks after about 15 years at Wendy’s |
| Whoever thinks investing in a company where the value is greatly affected by whether an experimental test rocket explodes or not needs to seek proper financial advice. |
| Au revoir France |
| IBM plz dump another 25%, I won't mind a bit |
| I bout SPY puts.... Your welcome! |
| Come on kospi big crash for daddy |
| Being good at selling is just as important as being good at buying |
| Just put the fromage on the omelette Bér |
| \-10% banbet 1d |
| If the data center narrative doesn't get back in line, photonics won't recover. It's speculation of speculation. |
| Why would I need lube? Im.. 😔 |
| Yea I saw it the other day and completely forgot may just port a 2x ASML etf and hope it works out when I wake up tomorrow lol |
| Why does the pinned earnings thread always gets scuffed |
| Can we have a special showcase of that word we used to be able to say about bers but is now banned? |
| For the longest time IBM had a system where if you "came up with a patent-able idea" they'd give you a cash bonus. \n\nI know a (retired) engineer who had about 20 patents hanging on his office wall which he got in a process he described as, "write up some bullshit and attend a bunch of meetings with lawyers", while he was at IBM. |
| I look at tea leaves |
| I think Spain is the new favorite |
| Can't believe I fumbled 70k with options. Now its gonna take me many years to save up and come back with stocks. Atleast I learned my lesson now in my mid 20's and not when I had more later on so I can grow my money now by never touching options again |
| The real crime is Tesla owners calling their model 3s, M3s |
| those boots are gonna do a lot of walking after that drop |
| A ton of buy and sell orders get placed around market close no matter what is going on. It will almost always ricochet back there on market open. Only global news can make after hours matter. |
| France failing us |
| Yep, Spain to win it all |
| For real. 2 days in, feel like I’ve already been whipped, and not by a good dom. |
| Hahahahahahahah. |
| I think coming out of opex and earnings market will finally break free from this range. Im not positioned yet but im leaning towards puts. |
| Lmao chill. Why you big mad? |
| They gonna burn down paris now |
| What are you implying? |
| Guys I found A Ber |
| Spain are comfortably better than Argentina so doubtful |
| What is this about an IPO and Sam Aitman? |
| Wow my margin maintenance is way too high now.\n\nI don’t feel alive anymore. |
| Spain vs Argentina will be what US vs Iran wanted to be. |
| Until Argentina 😔 |
| Why am i holding 1dte calls overnight? I never learn 😂🫠💀 |
| Most of us |
| Only gotta wait two days til Taco thursday. Prolly red tomorrow |
| Are there really people out there that know what the market is gonna do daily, or is everyone just hoping and guessing? |
| mBUMppe\n\nAmiright!\n |
| ***Grandpa reading my life story to the kids***\n\nKid: But grandpa, why didn’t he just stop trading?\n\nGrandpa: Stopping is for people who are up, Timmy. He was never up. Not once. |
| Looks like a Spain - England final |
| cheese eating surrender monkeys |
| Dont buy options going into an earnings print |
| https://preview.redd.it/k7wreu0xd9dh1.png?width=1604&format=png&auto=webp&s=c61fb4d29538b1208af474fa37dbc397be06caf6 |
| Who the fuck buys this company |
| I’ve been eating Taco Bell every night training for the explosive diarrhea. |
| Friendly reminder that SKM owns 0.9% of SKHY's NAND and SSD production company, Solidigm, aquired from Intel in 2021. In addition SKM owns 0.3-0.5% of Anthropic, 10.3% of PENG, as well as minority stakes in Perplexity, Lambda labs, JOBY. |
| 🤝 |
| Spain's style is to drive the opposition to that. Just nailed it playing the way they want, controlling things |
| Man this Reddit casino is pretty realistic. I gambled 5000 coins up to like 400k then back to 0 all within 20 minutes |
| They are good at surrendering |
| Welcome to the fucking vortex down brother |
| It turns out that I am indeed not profitable at options trading |
| Any stocks recommendations? AAPL? |
| Cuz they didn't want to surrender to America too. |
| What a let down from France. Messi and team gonna chow down all the awards |
| France isnt good at anything |
| we all did |
| This meme hits hard LMAO 🤣 🤌 |
| Oh totally. Super unbiased opinion from PhotonicsisFried |
| All I'm saying is, the brief periods where sentiment is positive, ORCL absolutely rips and you can make a 50bagger easily. But you gotta have the.........balls lol |
| Incredible reference |
| Why? |
| Argentina v Spain finals |
| Oh yeah I just connected the dots 🤣 |
| They didn’t take memory chip storage into account. |
| by the transitive property, cape verde is better than france |
| Oh buying for sure |
| Do I look or sound french to you, you twat? |
| Didn’t even know they had earrings… would’ve. Implied vol is nearly 25% |
| SKHY sells at 50% premium to Korean mkt. Buy KORU? |
| KOREA!!! |
| Spain impenetrable |
| Well nothing happening |
| Np |
| Lite is cooked. All photonics are doomed |
| https://preview.redd.it/81xjxppid9dh1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ab46a7faee78bf562dd4772f12a7dd2c319b0e76 |
| Which country is the laziest country in the world… |
| France is cooked\n\nBoth literally and figuratively |
| You mean it’s not? |
| 7 minutes, just up |
| That's why I'm surprised. France was the favorite all this time. Why give it to Spain all the sudden? |
| This Spanish defender needs a haircut. |
| We don't care you europoor. |
| Lite go up aehr is up 25 % |
| Funny every time I meet a WSB member in real life, they remind me exactly of the awesome Mr Humphries from Are You Being Served. Granted, it’s only been twice, but still 100% rate |
| At least you can sell after hours before it fades |
| I see now thanks man |
| Cash money |
| Better start serving M'frappe at Wendy's |
| Guys is a millionaire and getting lectured about buying a car lol... \n\nBut NOT lectured about going hard into a bubble stock that could pop...\n\nIf he can't buy a car... When can anyone buy a car lol |
| Yes and that's exactly the time we will see morons FOMO buying the top 😂 |
| Bro is salty |
| Absolutely not, they will never recover from this. It's a slow death for IBM and they've been in a death spiral for a long time. AI is the killing blow though, as even boomers realize chatgpt is better at consulting than IBM is. They have no R&D and are only in business until their last customers migrate off mainframes and RHEL (still a long time to go, but they will continue dying under the current and deeply entrenched boomer management). |
| It'll be up soon but sure |
| Total luck Ol’ Dirty. Market better give me money!!! |
| The issue with AI is that people think it's easy, that it's like some genie. |
| Holy! |
| Why do the French play like they're chasing bodies more than balls |
| IBM over reaction. |
| It would be hella funny if KOSPI crashed another 10% |
| Most of my positions are 6x and 9x |
| i believed in dictator mbappe… 😭 |
| It's like Europeans talking about like they have money |
| Amerifats shitting on the French is as bad as ignorance and ingratitude get\n\nQuestions: which war was concluded by the Treaty of Paris? Why was it signed in Paris? Which was the first country in the world to enter diplomatic relations with the USA? |
| Shame on Spain for doing this to the French on Bastille Day... |
| Oil back at 80 |
| This 3 weeks have been rough |
| Even a stopped clock buys MU calls twice a day |
| Spain have been thoroughly deserving winners here... |
| the more advanced the AI model, the more thoughtful your input needs to be or it will make assumptions because the output needs a lot of filling to be thorough\n\nthis is why it's pointless for someone to mindlessly use fable tokens, you need to understand it's trying to one shot your initial prompt so you have to give it specific directions which means you have to know what the fuck you are doing |
| Fuck outta here man. Disrespectfully |
| Oh yea. What an idiot. Made money and left. |
| I’ve been thinking about shorting Oracle for 2 months |
| America is bringing peace to the world for free |
| I fell for it lmao. But i strongly believe in quantum bla bla bla |
| I wonder if Salvador Dahlí is at this game. |
| Can u tell me \nWhen u find out pla |
| Don’t forget the Tylenol. It helps with the pain and you’ll also get autism |
| No man. They're going down further |
| Wow the WC final is going to be so exciting, one rigged country vs another rigged country\n\n🥱 |
| We don't know yet but I'd guess 7 mins |
| Thanks for reminding me of one of finance’s most basic concepts. |
| I knew the price. I didn't pay attention to the auto 100 shares |
| Have not heard from my financial advisor Axios |
| Not bad, actually. Took profit on Apple puts |
| Who’s “we” 😭😭 |
| Yessss 💰 |
| The amount of people watching the fixed rigged sport is funny😂😂\n\nAll sports are entertainment companies and they fix certain outcomes and they try to maximize their revenue.\n\nNo Canadian nhl team has won the cup in the last 20+ years, for a reason😉 |
| Simon has died from fatal wounds like 10 times this match. |
| If only I had bought AEHR calls way up the ladder at close 🤦♂️ |
| Spain winning. |
| Are you talking about options or buying? |
| I wonder who was crazy enough to buy IBM at those prices. |
| Kospi? |
| Usually IPOs are typically to raise funding. For SPCX it was definitely to allow the private investors to cash out. Private funding drying up was the main call for the IPO. |
| 6 minutes |
| dummy, its going up |
| Rich people need to drive places too |
| Wait for a new dip in semis. You will not need to wait for long lol |
| Fuck Mbappe |
| Good luck! If you have a strong understanding of technicals, you'll do well. |
| > the stock goes nowhere for a decade\n\nit went from $100 to $300 (until today) |
| How much stoppage time \nFor Spain game |
| Was all in on them to win had to get out quick |
| How much stoppage time \nFor Spain game |
| Tapas v Gays |
| Bye bye mbappe |
| Probably just pay your rent |
| Mboopie the dictator big mad lmfaooo |
| they have no oil thooooo |
| # TACO BELL CAUSED THE DIARRHEA OUTBREAK! 🚨 BREAKING NEWS! |
| Where are we seeing NVDA by Friday ? ASML and TSMC going to pump it? |
| Fumbled gains on AEHR earnings with shares lol, what a move. |
| Is it, though? I mean, Wallstreetbets. \n\n"Bets" is in the name. |
| Cape Verde is better than France |
| Thank you ❤️ I’ve been having to fight like crazy since being on the wrong side of the April rally and it saved my port. Super lucky |
| So let me get this straight, the Guardians of Hormuz will be working for free? |
| one thing i heard that kind of changed my whole thinking was ask yourself would i enter the trade here when you are in something.\n\n |
| Accenture is pretty high div yield rn, IBM still only 3.1% div yield AFTER crashing 25% |
| Yes |
| more than 3x leverage has to come with a suicide preventon hotline popup |
| You didn’t realize the price was 90k and not 900? |
| Dictator Mbappe |
| So...uh....how's that going at the moment? |
| Get ready for a super narrow ass market that slowly grinds higher. Unload your shit holdings because they won’t work |
| I don't really do much in the way of options. I don't know what to tell you there. |
| Thought about puts on them for a while now... |
| You need to be more specific or it will be a other paint job on the reflecting pool |
| brother how's your fake meat doing? |
| linked to PSKY merger |
| imagine you're about to have surgery and they tell you your surgeon suddenly died after a brief illness but his sister was given an emergency medical license to perform the surgery. |
| nah that's one of those fallacies. it's money lost still \n\n \nunrealized gains and losses are real. like today i was up 1800 and ended day up 1000 trading nadaq, i gave up 800 dollars |
| Insulated Uber Eats bag and a tank of gas. |
| Guess that explains the reversal lol |
| True, theyll just infintiely pump sk hynix on kospi and nasdaq because the other exchsnge pumped the day before lmao |
| Oh for sure. But it’s a lifeboat, oracles just sinking. |
| I've never heard anything good about this company, seems like they waste a shit ton of R&D on quantum and chips that nobody really gaf about too |
| What a coincidence….i took a BM this morning as well |
| i got laughed at for saying i got aehr calls 🤡 |
| No theta decay, but you borrow the share which you pay a fee for to the broker. The fee can vary wildly depending on how hard it is to borrow. Might be close to 0% annually for stocks like Apple, but also 100+% annually for shit stocks. \n\nShorting stock is risky though as the potential loss is infinite. If you buy a put you can only lose the premium. |
| Have you tried not being poor |
| Is oracle fucked ?? |
| Holyyy. Happy for you! |
| This week has been rough. |
| Peninsular War 2 bout to begin |
| Wrong sub |
| A steal |
| IBM probably |
| Because anything that pumps 20% on a good day shit’s 40% on a bad day |
| Yeah, I saw SPCX flirting with 135, and the insider shares haven't even unlocked yet. 5 times as many shares as the initial float, and these people DGAF of the exact price, they are going to sell sell sell. Looks like OP is down 36%...*so far*. |
| It’s gg for the french |
| Food, new interview clothes, tank of gas |
| A Q5 shares a lot with a Macan but 911s do not share much other than some interior and plastic bits |
| americans talking about soccer is like listening to europeans talk about geopolitics or stocks |
| God, I hope that's what it is. If not then they just suck |
| I might be retarded, but wouldnt 6% interest on 3 milly get you almost enough to grab either of those cars?\n\n\-----\n\nEdit: I've always loved the Turbo S.\n\nI remember years ago showing my kids that you could spend $2.2 million on a Bugatti Veyron, that has 16 radiators, $42,000 for a set of tires, and needs 8 miles to get up to full speed.\n\nOr you can just roll down to the porsche store, drop $200K, and accomplish basically the same thing. |
| Hey we noticed you put 100% of your portfolio into “9x Leveraged Inverse Triple-Levered Semiconductor Volatility ETF”, wanted to make sure everything was good |
| Oh no, lol. I bought them yesterday for like $85 |
| Lorna's only fault was the guy is vegetarian. |
| Oh okay. I actually grabbed some calls on IBM at close, little lotto \n\nLucid came out and denied the article, saying they had enough cash and aren’t looking to file. Ig we’ll find out soon enough |
| Wrong sub |
| French are cuks |
| I'm 100% cash now what should I buy tomorrow? |
| The amount of money people will lose if Spain wins...\n\nGo, Spain! I root for you for the chaos! |
| What’s stoppage time for Spain match |
| Simon has the biggest fucking balls I've seen\n\nWhat a champ |
| why so much french hate they're literally our oldest ally |
| RemindMe! 2 months |
| Spanish looking substitute now coming on. |
| >but do we really need 600% more memory?\n\nNote that a price increase of 600% does not mean demand has increased by 600%. |
| yea the whole thing is a pain in the ass. and a waste of money \n\n \ni used to have a membership at a mens barbershop where i actually didn't mind the girl cutting the hair and it was walking distance, when that place moved i just quit |
| Lmao that goalie |
| Lmao. |
| At some point this market will react to all this bullshit I do not believe we are in priced in territory |
| Can't wait to perfectly time the bottom! |
| You did that yesterday |
| Has barely moved AH |
| u can literally get parts that go on vw/porshe and audi? they just have different suits on bahahha. all interchangeable |
| As soon as X started shilling for the french cuks I knew it was over for them lmfaoooo |
| I have 5k riding 2.5 under |
| how do i sell short this guy's karma/ |
| Define: Sociopath |
| Grab some lube too , ur friend sounds large |
| Is it going down more tomorrow? |
| Wait, so are you holding or did you sell for a 2% profit? |
| Your date that big? |
| They work in the same space of old businesses locked into terrible decisions with boomer management deeply under the bribe-like influence of oracle and IBM. Both deliver a terrible product that hasn't been competitive for 30 years. Both spend most of their money on lawyers and marketing (including bribes). |
| Don’t drive “Garbage” |
| Thanks bro |
| Inheritance? He’s a self-proclaimed crypto currency scammer who publicly admits that’s how he funds his trades. |
| First time seeing wild ADR behavior as it happens… |
| french decide to take out the goalkeeper |
| A retard a day makes me laugh |
| dude blew 18k on france where you at boy? |
| That'll confuse N Korea so much |
| Oil mooning |
| Lmfaoooo French cuks can’t even score with the keeper outside his box |
| How.... do you analyze a play? |
| Or park the car. It's also virtually free but that's not the point |
| Gonna head to 7 eleven and ask for extra large condoms. I got someone comin over tonight. |
| Collect those tears. It may be worth more than some ports here |
| IBM will 100% fumble quantum |
| QQQ +1% tomorrow from ASML\n\nThen another +1% Thursday from TSMC\n\nQQQ 740 EOW...or another week of eating cat food.\n\nWhat could go wrong - Korea... |
| Saw Jimmy at Safeway on Monday, says he started a new part time job excited to invest his extra earnings in the market. Said he works Monday to Wednesday.\n\nSaw Jimmy at Safeway on Friday, told me he invested in SpaceX at 250, and it’s going to come back any day now. He started working 5 days a week fulltime to DCA and buy more calls.\n\nSaw Jimmy at Safeway on Sunday at 9pm, he doesn’t see his family anymore. Hes working 7 days a week now, trying to pay off 100k of margin account debt. He got employee of the week, that made him happy. His dog hasn’t eaten in days |
| The minute you sell it will change its 1 year trend. |
| SKHY ADRs valuation = 🤡 |
| I think I was right |
| Yeah, I had that sense too. Added mostly shares tho. |
| Vamos España |
| from what I understand it is easier to go from US ADR shares to Korean shares, but difficult to convert the real Korean shares to US ADR shares. |
| Anyone know how much stoppage time \nFor spaim |
| Only Six Easy Payments? |
| france is actually throwing, there's no way |
| Real memory jolt seeing remdesivir mentioned, Christ |
| Im down bugly on that btch |
| Futures up for kospi |
| the beginning of the bull run |
| Fair point |
| My NVDA $215 calls have been such a rollercoster. August expiry tho so praying it gets ITM by tomorrow |
| French are done. They can never beat Spain |
| idk man it couldn’t hold 550 today |
| Time to short the Kospi with my brother u/Paul_Robert_ |
| The country with 10% unemployment rate is good at soccer big surprise there |
| Sounds familiar… |
| BE bullish |
| The last bear market rally bull trap. |
| Damn, good point. Ok use the money on 0DTEs instead 💀 |
| Mbappe comeback time |
| https://preview.redd.it/7e93t2edb9dh1.jpeg?width=1206&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=341689ad25e104c822f5a218fcf639224a21bd6f\n\n \nI was just doing a small macro hedge and woke up to $20k 😂 |
| How does a 1998 Toyota Corolla (lightly used) sound? |
| It only matters if a share moons or crashes like 30%, because that's kinda hard to just algo trade by itself |
| If it pumped 20% today, I’m scared it’ll dump tomorrow. Think it’s too choppy to buy on a pump day |
| SKHY has an upcoming ER lol that’s why |
| Good move mayn |
| Remember when spy was at $300 and you were reading on how remdesivir is 40% more effective compared to bleach? Time flies. |
| https://preview.redd.it/3d33zrsdb9dh1.jpeg?width=705&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1c7cd35e2fcf65f2ad6c24d2056838979e27ff45 |
| should I hold it and sell calls against it tomorrow at 1,000? |
| USO 2DTE puts |
| 💯 |
| Should be interesting |
| you wouldn't be able to trade it would u? like they aren't politicians so they might actually get in trouble for insider trading |
| Another day, another circuit breaker |
| 60 billion they don’t have. May be sell that 1 contract you bought |
| One companies trash is another persons treasure. |
| Hell yeah Go Beavs |
| There's no logic in this place. |
| Idk lol vibes xd |
| forex.com.\n\nThere may be better options, but at least they have somebody you can talk to on the phone. |
| Cortisol is much lower when you don’t hold dram |
| SKHY PUTS \nQQQ PUTS |
| Why the fuck can't we comment gifs? |
| Money moving from MU to SK Hynix, literally see the volume drop in MU being near the volume that SKHY is having since local listing \n\n10% days for MU may be over |
| no, they’re going to have fomo and buy and the US will dump tomorrow and then they’ll dump more |
| BMNR and ETH mooning holyyyyy it's gonna flip MSTR soon |
| Now that's regarded. |
| Excited to see the wedge pattern on qqq resolve. Should be soon. |
| those vested way lower than the current price so they're still happy |
| Just in time for a once in a lifetime dump lol |
| Can someone buy my course so I can fund these Ls |
| Carpet glue and detergent. |
| i cut my hair in my bathroom since 2020. 1.5 inch on top looks like a real haircut, and i don't have to make small talk |
| What platform do you use? |
| The strat is to take out loans with the stock as collateral, and then use the money to short SPCX 💀 |
| Just now learning this |
| > Ain’t buying anything which pumps 20%+ in a day \n\nWat |
| Why |
| Mbappe diving like a bitch |
| Bought $300 calls |
| Agreed. Although shit tier food is going too far, but not the best for sure |
| But why? |
| Rarely if ever |
| 😭 no way, Spanish cuisine is goated |
| Not really, 911s are incredibly reliable. Audis are not. |
| Sk Hynix is going to rip so high tomorrow. |
| Oracle priced for failure |
| Lil uzi is a legend |
| MS already pumped before earnings but I gambled on that shit anyways, fuck it |
| Nice it's on sale |
| She's underrated |
| Moves tomorrow, imma cry |
| imagine being a long term employee who had like maybe high 7 figure/ low 8 figure stock in space x where it is life changing but you are nowhere near infinite money, and you are waiting for lockup period just seeing it go down hundreds of thousands a day |
| I had JPM calls before close yesterday and thought I was wrecked this morning, then ended up closing 5 mins after open for a nice profit. I’m now convinced ah means nothing. |
| I've been there. Probably in terms of gov contracts and connections, but it's gonna be a sentiment pump and dump for at least 10 years before something practical actually comes out. It might not even be them that develops and scales up the real thing. |
| Quite like the look at SKHY at that price , but will start adding on dips. Ain’t buying anything which pumps 20%+ in a day |
| I'm so sorry France.\n\nBut you lost. |
| sounds like ur gay |
| Crowdstrike looking like another leg up |
| Cigarettes and stress hormones |
| Even China needs ASML badly; its gonna rocket tomorrow |
| MF, I chose AXTI calls over AEHR today |
| Sk hynix to 250 tomorrow!!! |
| 🥭’s Ballroom is really just a Goonroom where everyone releases the balls. |
| Cigarettes and desperation |
| https://preview.redd.it/kbfo0wlma9dh1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=df037c25d4ab38f51d15a916d3e94e60424ef40d\n\n |
| An actual green tech session even though software and Neoclouds still got torched. Can’t wait for South Korea to further crush them. |
| 🥭 invade South Korea next |
| Imagine being Korean and waking up to all the gains you get to sell on SKHY from the dumb Americans 👏👏 |
| Demand destruction around 150-200 I'd say, would never reach 300 before people cut optional travel. |
| I was referring to IBM but lucid was probably similar initially thought about lotto calls after the trading halt which also could have been nice considering it went back up 40% essentially from the low but didnt pull the trigger because it should have kept going down if the reports are true |
| Yeah. Sold them for 50% loss but still up decently big for the day |
| 🥭 gonna be the VAR 📺 |
| The beatings will continue until morale improves |
| Can sandick also pump 25% taking a cue from sk hynix? pretty please. |
| It never did |
| Probably green tommrow too |
| Not an insider, but just started a position… |
| That's a turd |
| I've heard you can convert Korean shares into Nasdaq ADR |
| nothing like *the smell* of a casino |
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| Kevin Warsh gets his hair cut at Supercuts |
| The Spanish shark 🦈 about to give the French cuks a lifeline lmfaoooo |
| Yes, 50% of it and they’re marked by Goldman lol. They’ve been increasing the TRS holdings and decreasing shares which is odd but def within their prospectus |
| The longer I trade, the more I realize ah doesn’t mean much |
| 100% real |
| After the US market closes, forex TENDS to follow technicals pretty well. If you've got a feel for sentiment, it's not hard. |
| Sugar and dopamine. |
| They don’t know. |
| Remindme! |
| What about the Q's |
| #lmao |
| Why not take the opportunity to lose money twice as fast? |
| https://preview.redd.it/p9bh4gjca9dh1.png?width=800&format=png&auto=webp&s=faf4ff8c0a4b2e4a83f3aa579716199ad99e360b\n\n |
| Yeah I don't trust bagholding the peso itself....the entire country is cucked and getting strip mined. Everything not bolted to the floor is being sold off. |
| If Koreans fuck it up tonight, I swear I will never listen to kpop again. |
| Lmao |
| Why can't they be properly linked? Seems insane. |
| when |
| Used to wear a G shock now I got a buss down 🎶 |
| What else are you going to do. He obviously has more than 3 mil and if you have financial freedom why not spend some of it its not like the little amount that hes spending for a car is going to end him. And what's the point in working and building up a bunch of money throughout your life and not use any of it |
| Wow man I need an insider for CRDO to tell me it’s going to be ok bc this thing is such a piece of shit with no strength |
| I played ghey bear today. I think I’m done |
| The dyes add flavor |
| Looks like Olise isn’t a big game player.. always knew he wasn’t all that tbh |
| This afrikan, I mean French team, is fukt lmfaooooo |
| Back to what it was a few months ago |
| You’re honestly trying to give a guy with $3m in one trading account and god knows what else in assets, financial advice? Have a day off mate |
| Thank you ...this is a complex/different approach (different than perps shorting for crypto and some stocks) that I want to learn to monetize the chart on the way down. Is there theta decay like options?\n\nI just started doing options to make money on the way down. It is far more complex than I would like and requires more patience since I buy contracts at least four months out (for now maybe forever). It is going well, but always looking to learn. |
| Why is this so funny lmao |
| US market dumps yesterday, Koreans pumped over night. US market pumps today, Korea markets dump. Repeat |
| Keep an eye out for 7:30 - 8:00 before Asia opens. You typically get a little positive movement there. \n\nLord knows i've been where you are many times before. It's the worst feeling. |
| How lol |
| Why are Welch’s fruit snacks so good. About to make a trip to dollar tree just for that. |
| what do bers and france have in common?\n\n\n\nall hype no results |
| I like Lamine Yamom |
| Nah |
| looks like my move is drinking my regret away not buying AEHR calls before close |
| ADR is not the stock listing in Korea though.\n\nThe ADR can trade at a premium or discount to the real listing. |
| Jimmy from Safeway put his life savings is why. |
| Anyone lose their whole fucking ass today |
| I sense this comment is insulting me |
| C est la vie |
| March |
| It's you. Don't hide that fact while just trying to see if it's acceptable to others. |
| Oil $300 EOM |